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Check out this crazy oh my cams off
I was watching this video
Where I was browsing rather during my intro and I got recommended like this weird crazy golf course
It's like a futuristic putt putt golf course look at this
Of course, last no. Team Alusia, Team Brooks.
I hadn't do it. I didn't hear any of this.
I'd never seen anything like this before.
Let's do it.
So the way this works is it's not like we're going to go off.
You're playing for points, and the highest score
at the end of the game wins.
They're super tubes.
Hole in one to give you more points.
You guys will figure it out as we go.
Look at this shit.
We had those in Boston.
It was fun.
This looks nuts.
Can she get a super tube?
There is also a hat.
And then the fucking, I saw the shickets
Tracked on the TV.
Fuck it, look at this.
So because of that, you lost 10 points.
How does it know?
Well, I'm doing fantastic.
Are those power-ups?
They actually might have power-ups.
You guys can kind of see how the scoring works.
And then after this one, we won't spend as much time.
That's crazy.
You guys can see a show.
She had 35 points for a three,
and then lost 10 points for the hazard.
cool is all of your points are tied to your golf ball so you'll see it light up green
and then it knows it's my ball. What the fuck?
Oh I'm going to have to. Hey at least we're even.
That sound effect really hits you hard doesn't it?
LED detection TVH is kind of neat. I thought it was cool. It's got to be something inside the
golf ball that like gets detected. I thought that was going to go around. I thought it was just me.
That's 35 points, minus 10 points because of the hazard.
Now for hole two, there's a hole in this building.
You have to jump through the hoop, which is awesome.
There's the super tube over there with the final hole down there.
The only ones here.
I'll take a look at how tiny this side of the ramp is.
It's not even the width of the putter head.
But I would imagine if you get it in that, it's going to go into the super tube down there.
Or just wait.
Well, I mean...
Okay, that almost worked.
That was an accidental almost working.
I think this will be 40 points for two just so we know for sure. Yep 40 points. Okay
Am I crazy or but how does he not add I don't know some like DMCA free like
Upbeat music
My crazy
The silence is deafening his top comment. This is better
I thought for a second I was gonna go around.
Maybe hole three will be it.
It could be.
And that was actually a five for Alicia
because she accidentally moved her ball.
It feels like the intro to like the back room or something.
So that's why I said that she had five strokes on that one.
Only 15 points behind though, so not too bad.
It might be.
This might be my hole.
It's got hearts all over it.
Hey, that could be it.
I mean, you see all the crazy holes in the background.
There's a lot of point potential on some of these.
And this one's just cool looking.
So somehow there's the super tube in the half pipe
and the final hole.
That's not even possible to get up in the middle with lots of no man's land on each side.
I have no idea how you would make it in that.
Oh, that's still really good.
Okay, that went a lot better than I thought.
That's great.
Not bad.
See, this hole, we were getting it all together.
Okay, well, just don't pay attention to my first two holes.
Yeah, I feel like you have to try to half pipe it back and forth.
I don't know how you would go straight at it.
Maybe, aww.
Damn.
Clear it
We might get some rollback steel
And hey the fact that neither one of us went in the hazard or into either of those I felt like it's pretty good for us
And that should be a 40 for me as well, okay, this is awesome, so
It's I'm assuming isn't gonna pick up once it resets
Yeah, so you put it up and around when it goes underneath the sensor right there
What extra points depending on what it's on rides all the way around to the bottom and then you have to putt for your strokes
That's really cool. There is a 25 on there. I'm gonna see if I can try to time it.
No, you can't.
I'm too early. Oh, I got it!
Shut the fuck up.
Oh, you get to get a hole in one after this to win it.
So it's not even guaranteed getting it.
And I guess this is where it counts, like...
So that doesn't count as a stroke, and now this will be stroke one.
That's a lot more pressure now.
No, no, I just missed it.
No 25 points for a hole in one.
My knees were weak and my arms were heavy on that one.
You could take a giant lead if you get that and get the whole in one.
Cause I'm assuming the whole in one is 50 points, but it could be more.
What'd she get?
It's still fine.
If you get the five plus the whole in one, you're gonna get a lot of points.
Okay, I can't listen to him talk anymore.
Jesus fuck.
That's a cool thing though, I don't know. I've never seen a futuristic golf course like that.
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three options today
actually for truly message me some dumb ass fucking game that i'm not going to
play so fuck that option
uh...
but warcraft three i want to try and beat that one uh...
I actually played it a bit last night, and we killed- we never killed the third boss.
And then there's Darker and Darker, and then there's Path of Exile.
Pfft. Those are the options.
Anyways, let's play Warcraft 3, custom games.
Ugh.
Backpack battles.
Oh, there's that dude.
Oh, I feel like I need to get good players in my lobbies
Trying to win
Which might title be
Please be good
V8 I
Did like probably six or five attempts last night four of those attempts
Completely failed because people didn't restart their game beforehand
Oh wow, SMG is on. Did y'all reset your game for joining?
Oh shit, her fucking stars want to send. Just launched, guaranteed crash.
Oh, sorry Slidar, go ahead Stars.
Oof, sorry Dream, I got a lot of Stars in.
Okay guys, you gotta calm down here.
Alright.
Ah, okay, I can tank, that's fine, you do that.
I don't even know what I'm gonna play.
Also, I owe stars is gonna play shaman because he can't fucking play anything else and honestly that might be
This is a hard map. I spent all day trying to beat it and I just couldn't do it
Even last night so fucking difficult
Try to see which I saw SMG play see which last night and all you do is funnel mana to your teammates
You're a base. You're basically a mana battery
Pass
Okay, we got a priest, we got a shaman, Gareth Hose is tanking on Pali, we got a mage, I mean...
Do I just go assassin again?
I also really like Shadowhunter.
Nah, don't play as mana battery, Sea Witch is also top...
Sea Witch is also top DPS, is it?
Fuck it, let's try it.
Unless they want me to go assassin or something.
What are my spells?
blast I guess let's play see which bucket all right increase intelligence by
one max amount of damage let's get intelligence so what do I do here aqua
wave there's 200% intelligence to units in a wave venomous strike what are my
auto attacks the damage tell the tax and cold spells apply chill effects which
she was moving at attack speed.
Also chance to apply Pierce reducing their armor available
after using a cold spell.
Okay.
Ice form versus dot form.
Toxic spray.
Okay, so now I'm poison damage dealt with attacks and poison
spells have a chance to apply venom dealing assist. Interesting. What do you
think's gonna be more damage? Poison or frost?
Honestly poison seems like it's gonna be really crazy damage but it's gonna be
really annoying to manage because like every auto attack needs to go on
someone else so that I'm not over stacking the dots poison poison
More int.
Yeah, I guess I'll go poison down here, alright, fuck it.
I'm doing 14 DPS, that is it.
Damn, how the 22 damage on Lilmy Wink, that's crazy.
There's my cam, we're good.
You do not want to pull the boss yet?
You scale?
Maybe I do?
Uh, is anyone gonna get Brilliance Aura?
The item?
Okay, let my winks get it, alright.
Uh, I think I know what I want to get then.
I think I'm actually gonna go Big Pumper Caster DPS.
I'll do good damage. But there's an item that increases your intelligence by a
percentage of your mana. So you grab that, which gives you like, honestly, 30
intelligence. It's fucking nuts. And then you just get other items that give you a
lot of mana, making that first item that gives you intelligence based on your
total mana even better. We got a wave? We do. We got to back the f**k up.
Boonga Boonga build. I don't know where the Boonga Boonga came in but sure.
Actually getting owned out of here, help!
Ooh, ooh, fuck.
New spell, poison arrow.
Add bonus damage, you go to 1% of Maxmanana.
Oh, that's huge!
Wait, I'm actually a Maxmana Andy!
This is perfect for me, for what I literally was just describing.
Okay, there's bonus damage around the target.
It's a lot of mana though, god dang.
That's a lot of money, I gotta go buy.
So the thing I need to buy is this item, the wizardy rod.
So I need an ancient figurine and a pen and a mana, ancient figurine.
To make an ancient figurine you need a pen and a mana or a mantle.
need a pendant of energy and something else fuck you need a sobie mask I
should have bought a sobie mask first oh what a misplay that would actually be
so useful right now
It's over. Thank you to Antics for the subs.
They're all level four
Is this soda or an imposter
Imposter
Okay, that one movie, Mickey 17, I wonder how things would play out if it was the same
bullshit except they were a streamer.
And every day they would do like most insane content, so much so that like they had a risk
of fucking dying every single day, most of the time they would, but they would just replace
the streamer with like the new copy are you getting a little fat I am I am gaining weight
I am dieting as well yesterday I ate once in three weeks Nick and I are going to be
going to the gym ish say three weeks ish I think Nick wants to be streaming again
ooh 250 gold so be mask Nick wants to be streaming again and we still got to
figure out all the other bullshit like where we go and how we do it and there's
There's a lot of bullshit to figure out.
One meal per day is not a diet.
You can eat four meals and lose weight.
Sure, I can have four grains of rice a day and lose weight.
You're correct.
That's four meals.
But no, I have a premade meal as I'm doing the whole shebang.
Both Viki and I.
I shouldn't even need to lose weight.
I'm the one who actually fattest fuck, it's a problem.
All those sodas ruin your dieting effort.
I get one soda a day.
This is my one soda I get per day.
Also we are running out of sugar sodas and I'm not allowed to order anymore, so they're
running out hold on mana drain damn look at this okay wait that is sick wait a
fucking mana drain for my almost selfish bastard fuck you guys
Oh, I'm spending my own goddamn mana here. Hell yeah
You give mana I mean or I steal it and I keep it I
Can also use it on someone else
To give my mana to someone else fuck that keep it if my damn stuff though for sure
Intervate not happening
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Massive managerrains. Holy shit.
Okay I am actually pumping now.
Oh one HP I'm dead.
No!
I was about to own.
Fuck. Here we go. Anxion figurine plus 250.
Okay so now I need, let me see, a pendant of mana and a pendant of energy.
So I need both of these.
So I need a lot of fucking money before I actually finish that item off. That's fine.
Let's push the fuck up so we can actually get the fountain and get that gold.
Is this PvE League of Legends?
Sure.
The whole concept is, you're in this room, if Uther dies, this guy, you lose.
The enemies push up, as you can see we're like fighting back and there's boss waves
and they push all the way down and then we push all the way back.
If we kill this well, this red thingy, we get a bunch of income.
So right now, while the boss is dead and the waves aren't that strong, we're trying to
put- yup, here we go.
Kill this shit.
And we got a boss in five seconds, so we push that back, we get that money.
And yeah, you build items like League, they combine and make other items.
I will say, playing last night, there was like a lot of people hosting this.
So this seems to be the custom game a lot of people are queuing right now.
Which is cool.
There's a lot of classes.
Um, can't see them now, but I'd say there's probably about 20.
Something like that.
And I kind of like the way the dev did this.
So typically in Warcraft 3, like you have all your grid, all these buttons here are kind of griefing, right?
Stop, hold position, R to attack, there's Pointless, they're there, I guess maybe they're used.
But the dev decided to put all your abilities in this little like folder, now giving you all these abilities.
I need to start pumping more by the way, my damage is horrible.
And the scaling is pretty good too.
Usually Warcraft 3 scaling is cooked, and it's best to just build passives.
The scaling in this game mode is pretty good.
All the classes are valuable.
You have tanks, you need healers, uh, I don't know, it's a really fun custom game.
See, this is a boss right here, he's scary as fuck.
as our tank. We have a priest healing purple. Here comes Uther. If Uther dies we lose, but
he does help you. He owns and tanks a bit. Helps you early gain a lot. I need more of
a- or I need more of a mana spender. Like I'm generating more mana than I know what to
do with right now. I don't want to use Hydroblast because I'm like Poison Affinity. If I use
a poison it swaps to Cold Mastery. I don't want that. Share with your mage. I guess I
I could start pressing R on teammates, yeah.
That's true, I could do that.
I think I'm supposed to.
Alright.
Give some mana to the mage.
Share with your healer.
Alright.
Little mana for you, little mana for you.
Alright, see which is fucking strong, by the way.
What a strong fucking class.
Mage gives everyone brilliance, or obviously healers are good.
Where's our healer?
Let's pump this guy up.
now I'm mooned.
Star still hasn't gotten a buff.
How you give a mana?
by using Siphon mana on a teammate. It gives him my own.
Okay, now we get this well back. We get our one gold every five seconds.
Try and hold it as long as we can.
Okay, we should be good on mana here.
I really need venomous right deal 100% damage to enemy units, select the area, reduce your
movement speed.
Yeah, that's what I need is that.
Maybe I pivot to water.
Oh shit. Okay, so here's the boss.
It's really hard to kill him on one attempt.
Uh, the goal is to get him as low as possible.
And then the next time we come in, hopefully he's like half HP.
You can just walk away.
Uh, and the boss does regenerate at an accelerated rate when he's not in combat, but it's not horrible.
You can walk away, recover, then come back.
RIP. Okay, that was a fat storm bolt.
Okay, I'm gonna give Siphon mana to stars.
Our shaman is...
Oom, as fuck.
Gotcha, dawg.
OH!
This guy fucking...
Picture perfect!
Oh no!
That's crazy!
Stunned as soon as I hit the button.
Did he just stormbolt the only innervate I'm gonna get?
Yeah, you're a good kid.
Take another one.
Ha ha ha.
That's crazy.
Alright, I'm tanking. I can't be tanking all this ouchie.
Man, it's annoying how this Toxic Spray sometimes hits like 8 people.
the time it's only hitting three.
Damn, SMG is doing 48 DPS.
That is nuts.
I'm gonna give some mana to our healer, because it's a specific range, yeah, I think so, and
I understand that still aids
Okay, let's train some Anna
Nine Kings has ranked PvP mode, but is nine Kings that one game
We're like you select the squares
I guess it's not a very descriptive...
Oh shit. I think I remember there's like druid and there's like thorns and you do plants and stuff.
It's async multiplayer.
It's like backpack battles.
Never heard async multiplayer, but that sounds like that's what that is
Okay, so I have Aqua wave now, maybe I should pivot to frosty ps. I think I do
I need to give mana to somebody. I'm not sure who... I want to give it to our priest.
Multiplayer came out today. I might play that then. You know, especially if we can just
beat this custom game I'll be very happy
Okay, no, Aqua sucks, fuck it, I'm going back to poison.
Actually wait let me see something here hold on oh and it pivots to frost arrow I see
okay never mind.
Let's do our best, get him to half and we're good.
Custom Abysses, it's called Dalaran Siege.
Go ahead and give some mana to Thrall here.
I think Starz is off healing and doing damage, so...
Pretty... Everyone here is fucking valuable.
I don't think there's anyone not doing shit here.
Surely not the Naga. Of course not. Naga is extremely valuable.
1080 gold so the next thing I need to buy is pen and mana it's 1,1,2,5
it's actually very useful on this character
fuck
Okay, another push.
I think when we kill this guy we get 1,250 gold too, so that's gonna just complete my
item, essentially.
Alright, here we go.
who do I who needs man a fuck I feel like everyone does a priest is good
thralls good wait for now I just keep getting manner for myself I can dump it
when y'all are tapped what does aqua even do it does a wave of damage that
doesn't feel like it hits a lot of people I tried it out the problem is the
way this character works you need to try and stay with your affinity so right now I'm poison affinity
uh damage dealt with attacks and poison spells have a chance to apply venom
but this is only applied after using a venom spell so if I do a frost spell into a venom
spell I'll essentially never have a passive
ever
no it works on spell cast what so I can be using both if I've been wrong this
whole time
well fuck me okay casting wave casting poison okay good luck I'm not giving
I don't want to be on man anymore. I have buttons to press. Have fun.
Maybe I should give some mana to someone else.
Now I know why my damage has been so bad.
Massive dam.
Can you just keep farming small waves for XP?
Are we allowed to just sit here and farm?
I actually don't know.
I don't see any timers.
Oh, we're capped on XP.
But aren't we farming gold by holding onto this gold mine?
The longer you hold, the longer you risk the map crashing.
Oh, okay. So that's our limiter, is the map crashing.
Ouch.
It's part of the game.
All right first boss is down
2600 gold by the way
that was the first there are a lot so that's number one and then it goes to number two
And then it goes, I've never killed number three, and I don't even know if it goes past that. I've never been.
But I gotta buy a pen and a mana, and then I gotta buy...
The Wizardy Rod, and then I need to buy another Stobie Mask.
So the next item I'm gonna buy is Cadgar's Spellbook.
I need a pen and a mana, Ancient Figure, and Crown of Kings.
It's a pen and the bigger small one.
Big one, okay, I get another spell at level 11 to
Okay special wave coming in
Okay.
I really need fucking venomous strikes, super bad.
Oswars realized a lot- oop, hello.
These all share a cooldown, oop.
holy fuck okay they're all here
give some money to our mage
He said care, care. Why, why are we care?
Oh, he died. Oh, let's give some mana to Thrall.
So some manner from this guy, 500 gold.
Yeah, I could buy a pendant of energy.
Parts of my figurine.
Let's go.
Fuck the boots.
Okay.
And then next I need to buy a mantle of intelligence.
Ooh, level 11?
Oh fuck yes
All right, how does this work? He was wondering if we're gonna tell the two enemy at selected area and reduces their movement speed. Oh
Look at that. Oh
Look at that
Massive a we
Oh now I can fucking double pivot I can do poison poison into frost frost
Oh my damage just got crazy.
I do be scaling.
of
the skip top of my man off here
Surely you'll share some with your shaman.
They're fine.
Special wave coming in.
It's the boat.
Don't run away from my...
Are you fucking blind?
Did you not see the giant blue beam? Oh, fine. Fuck the air. You don't need it
God we actually use so much fucking damage
This is definitely the strongest group I've ever been in it should as filthy we might win
And then I can play that nine kings games game or whatever
Now we've never killed this boat at this point
We've always like gotten overrun by mobs and had to back up
If we kill this boat and then clear this wave and hang on to this well never done it
by level twice yikes yikes there goes my siphon mana i gotta be a little closer
That was my fault.
58 DPS? God, SMG's doing 67. What a crazy psycho.
I should be able to buy a Mantle of Intellit honestly, I think I can buy my full Ancient
figurine here. Nice. Hey, full ancient figurine. Sugar-free energy drink. Love that.
Now we're getting massacred out of here by this thing oh give our healer some mana don't
I'll run from this.
Oh my god, that blasted me.
Jesus Christ, this fucker is massacring us.
You look unwell, do I?
This water wave bug, it does zero damage.
It seems like it doesn't do very good AoE.
It does seem a little difficult to manage.
Increased liquid poison arrow range, movement speed, attack speed, and chance to evade.
Okay, that's fun.
Ow!
I just fucking got here!
I'm silenced by the way.
Holy fuck, we gotta get this guy down.
I think someone banished him or something, I can't...
Oh, we're killing Skelly King first, cause he has an aura.
Yep, that makes sense.
Oh god!
I'm dying at the worst time.
I'm dying as soon as I'm able to give mana to other people.
I think we got it though, we're stabilizing.
Silenced.
How an annoying freak.
You see this, what all where's CatGar's book?
Crown of Kings pendant of mana. Okay the items I need are a thousand gold each so
Anyone getting voodoo? What is voodoo?
Okay, A bomb.
These guys are scary.
Oh, he put his ass to sleep. Fuck. Okay.
They're worth 250 gold though if we can kill him.
We're just- Who's putting him to sleep?
I don't think that's a good play.
I'm gonna mana up our tank.
Gareth those I got you dog.
She's one!
Bro, you're a full mana, have fun.
We got a Zeppelin on the way too.
we gotta kill this shit
give some manner to our priest i guess
uh... jeez here we go this is a really tough part in the game
We got Evil Forces and an A-bomb at the same time.
Oh my god, yep, it's cooked.
This is tough, let's kill the king.
try to at least a bomb is also almost dead they're all almost dead
I died, but the A-bomb died.
Guys, heal Uther.
Heal Uther.
All big heals.
Yeah, fuck, I should have given him the healer.
I know it was Oom, but I really wanted the W key, the ad down.
Okay, I need to give healer to our priest.
Oh god, I'm just gonna die, aren't I?
That might be game.
That might be it.
Unless Garethos and Spiritju can do it.
We gotta kill the king.
giving all of them an aura. I instantly need a life drain. I need to give Manator
Healer ASAP as soon as it's back off CD.
I think we got him.
I think we're okay.
And to the healer.
Increase lipid poison range, move and speed.
See.
That was really good.
That was crazy.
Crazy.
Okay now we got special forces coming in we're kind of recovered-ish.
of
Excellent.
67 DPS love that for me
And I just don't know what buttons to be pressing it feels like all the cold damage is bad
But they like share a cool down some was awkward
Man a shield was on the chicken man
This is basically mage but worse.
Well mage also wants to stay in like one spell or whatever I think.
Fire or frost.
I think his character is insane, actually.
I'm gonna top my man off, I gotta give someone else mana here.
All right, who zoom let's give it to the shaman take it
I
Now
Okay, it's fucking more shaman to our bent it to our shaman all right
Alright, our healer just died, it's up to you stars, you're the only healer.
700 gold
That fucking black hole
So, this boss I've killed before, but I've never killed any boss after him.
As far as I've ever been.
God.
Okay guys, we're getting manned by teammates.
Give it to my priests.
There we go boss resets no problem oh god I'm getting meleeed I'm so fucked
Hmm
Ouch
900 gold. I could buy a Kings.
I could almost get my item. Categor's Spellbook.
That Spellbook is super good. It actually has an on use.
Let me give mana to SMG, I feel like he's got good use for it, his damage is insane.
I think the value per mana on the warrior is actually impaled into because they don't
I don't have a large mana pool, but the value they get for the mana I give them is pretty good.
Surely.
Never played their class, but...
Alright, let's go buy an item. I think I get CatGar's Spellbook.
In fact, I know I can.
Hmm, hmm, hmm.
Okay, Chronic Kings.
Hadgar Spellbook.
Move that there.
What the fuck?
Boots?
Could be a, could be a really good idea.
healers and DPS oblivion orb increase intelligence by amount of point four
percent of maximum HP hmm we got a boat here I don't know max HP I feel like my
health is kind of low that's why I don't know if that's good
Okay, these guys hit very, very hard by the way.
Like, if you're not a tank, you just die.
We gotta kill that boss.
He's shock-waving all of us and it's destroying our HP.
There's the boss.
him nice who are towers defend the towers
Damn, the factor towers are still up, it's crazy.
We're gonna get the fucking well back too, oh we gotta kill that boat, we gotta get that
well as well.
Team we got to get this well
I mean boats important, but our income
Hell okay, well guess that boats even more important holy fuck
and
Wait, I forgot about my cadgar's book.
Ugh, I spaced out.
Could have been so much damage.
Damn, SARS is doing 98 DPS now.
How the fuck?
This guy's crazy.
Oh, he built the same thing as me.
So what the fuck do I build now?
We already have double brilliance, Aura.
I actually have no idea.
Okay, I'm about to start pumping here
Okay, a cadgar spellbook, put it down, damage, more damage, I'm blasting that area now
of
No, I'm gonna die.
Oh, looks like our shaman is oom. Don't worry gamer, I've got you. Don't run away from this,
Freak
Okay, 1,000 gold fuck. I don't know what to buy actually
Damn, I'm Anna regions crazy. He's eating burst of mana back. Yeah crazy. What the fuck do I buy?
Those were terms and damage taken draining many go to I
I don't know oblivion orb shut up
Oh wait, I'm like surrounded hold on
Jesus SMG cannot tank this god
Okay, I'm gonna start giving mana to my teammates.
Ow.
Ow
Big poison damage on that back line maybe it kills stuff
Okay, now they have an aura. We got to kill it. We have a evil forces. Oh god fuck
Yeah, he's giving command aura and all sorts of other shit. We got to get him out
We also got to kill the boss all of it needs to die
Holy fuck kill the boss
Okay bosses down
Oh hell
Let's give healer to the mana.
it to the healer oh no our tower
hours we lost them that sucks saving gold for next game I mean fuck I don't know
what the fuck to buy I don't have any summons I guess arc made staff
figuring out the magic
Or maybe I'd buy this, robe of the magi, pendant of energy.
Sapphire could be big too.
I could just start stacking these.
Fuck.
Wait, I was going to buy the boots, uh, ancient figurine, so...
Oh my god.
Wait, I'm an idiot.
Fucked up.
Antel, pendant.
Jesus.
I have a Sea Giant very soon. Oh shit, they all have their level 21 spell. I'm behind
the next P a little bit.
Okay, big scary boss here, he hits for 1,000 per attack, get him sea giant.
Oh
Uh-oh
Oh, I just got fucking war stumps
Okay, see giant and I'm blast
Everyone's got mana it seems
Okay, boss is down.
Boothers, survive.
Survive Boother.
Giving mana to our healer.
Massive taunt. Pulling off Uther.
Giving mana to our mage.
I'm completely tapped. I sacked all my mana there.
Kill yourself. I mean, I'll try and pay Pensioner mana. If you're completely tapped, yeah,
I can literally fill you all the way up
Okay, let me go buy my boots arcane boots
Bang and then I was gonna buy
Can you a thousand gold for the next thing let's kill the boats. Yeah, that'd be great
of
Liquid boys an arrow range
Okay
And that's in visa here trying to get this shit
Got it
Give man an SMG here, top him off.
Can I summon two at once?
No, I can't.
Whoa, who's casting Hurricane?
144 DPS this guy's crazy
Let's get more mana
Give mana, dude. Stop giving yourself mana when you have a thousand.
Well, I'm topping myself off, because the only way I give mana is by sacking my own.
So me farming myself up to a hundred is not pointless, plus they're all fine.
I've never been this far. New record
Trying to go by
She know not yet. Fuck actually yes. No, I do need to go by I can buy a
robe of the Magi also
TP home
By that running back
So what are the spells I'm missing next level I get verulent field
Freeze damage of the
Interesting deals 75% intelligent damage to nearby enemies
Operation 18 seconds. Ooh, that sounds fun. Next boss is a pain in the ass. Maybe you guys have already been here
Interesting.
Yeah, actually, attack speed could be really good for me, considering I actually hit super
hard with my auto attacks, since it's based off my mana.
could be a play. Straight up.
I'm auto-ing for ninety-one, ninety-five.
Oh, I should be lusting you. You haven't been?
So every class brings something very important. I'm a mana battery. The
assassin brings life steal. The mage brings brilliance aura, healers or healers.
You bring bloodlust. It also gives stats.
You should be auto-casting lust.
Like Druid brings fucking Agi and Inked and Armor.
I think Priest also brings Inner Fire.
This guy's trolling.
It's a 75 second buff. Yeah, exactly. You can auto-cast it on healers too or on people
Crazy make sure my summons down. Holy fuck this guy is scary
Am I draining the mana of a tornado? I am.
He mates down.
Wow.
Did he say his 84% damage reduction?
Yeah, he fuckin' might.
Boss hits for...
800.
So.
Yeah, I didn't use mana shield.
A lot of fuckups there.
a lot of poison
I am um and need to buy I see that I'm trying to get mana so I can give it to you
If you need to buy, go back.
Here's some manners.
Maybe I should be leveling max mana as opposed to intelligence at this point.
Vape voice, weed voice, what?
Nice, we have bloodlust. It's about fucking time.
Alright, are we all back? Are we ready for the boss fight? Spirit Jew is coming back.
Everyone's full mana. Got all my buttons off CD. There he is. He's fucking full HP.
Of course he is. God!
SMG's about to just get one shot here.
This fucking tornado is the only thing I can target
I gotta make sure I stay topped off on mana so I can give mana to other people.
I hear the fuck- who needs mana here?
I'm gonna give it to SMG for now
Okay, full mana for you
God
Well, we didn't wipe
Almost 1k, what's your next buy?
It's a pendant of mana cost 1125
Oh my god
how do we kill this thing oh my god I'm getting melted
Jesus fuck.
man at SMG. Need to turn him sideways. Yeah, we need to not be getting hit with the shock
wave. Like we gotta stand behind him or something. So maybe tank him like left side and we stand
right side. Just have him face to the left. But then again, can you even tank him with
your health? I feel like you can't. He's gonna have to, you know, shimmy around a little
bit. If everyone heals me, I can. Have to kite during whirlwind. Alright, so what we'll
do is we'll stand on me on the right side, even though it's streamed early. I'll stay
here so you saw where I'm talking. And then you stand on the opposite side and just face
them away. Actually, no. No, no, no. Take that back. Tank him in the middle, because
the adds come from the left and the right. So, tank him in the middle and just face
him, like, upwards, and we'll stay in the back in this funnel. And then kite during
We're all wind and then reposition afterwards
Okay, Al holy fuck turn him around turn him around
Okay, SMG died. There's the whirlwind. It's all cooked. I mean, he's kind of just facing
every direction he wants to is the problem oh god
I mean like CIA is actually is fucking us
Here comes a shockwave probably dude the tornado I literally can't even target the boss
dude I the fucking tornado is so annoying it's gone thank Jesus
If they're all Samanna, ow.
I gotta get some mana for myself so I can give it to our healer.
this fucking tornado please. Okay, we lost somebody. Did we lose our healer? Oh, we
did. Okay, the only healer now. Stars. Giving you mana. That might be a reset, TBH. I also
don't have bloodlust just pointing that out. It's weird. It's a 75 second buff. You'd
I think I'd have that, but it's whatever.
Damn, Archimage staff. Alright.
Unfortunately, I don't think this staff actually stacks with anything.
I think someone already has this, it gives Brilliant Sora.
And we already have a Maid of the... Yeah, it doesn't stack, it's a pointless item.
It's just stat stick.
It's good stats though.
So why'd you get it? Because I'm bad?
I don't know what else to buy.
Truthfully, I really don't know.
Didn't the devs say they stack?
They stack like so the mage has their own brilliance aura and then there's an item brilliance aura, right?
We already have a mage with the arc mage staff, so you can see two brilliance auras.
You don't see three for a reason. That's what doesn't stack. We both have the item that gives it.
Brought by the brilliance aura dagger.
This one yeah, I could do killing stagger actually yeah
No buy and I could also stack these gems. Where are they these sapphires 18 int 120 max mana
I'm gonna stack those true shot bow. I don't know true shot bow would be good for me
That increases your range damage by a percentage of your base damage. My base damage is horrible
All my damage comes from maximum mana
There's just the store just isn't really there's not a lot of options
My remember to use the book I am yes, I am
At least I'm big AoE fools.
Sars just sent his wolf into there?
Okay.
Read last talent.
It's good with bow.
Increase damage on all the attacks and casting range.
dealt plus 20%
Attack speed and int. I mean what's gonna give me fucking attack speed? I don't know. I mean yeah the dagger. I'll buy the dagger
Fuck it. Buy the dagger and it gives endurance or which is gonna attack speed and it buffs the whole team
This tornado is actually a bitch and a half, we gotta kill it.
Well, that snitch has made me real dizzy.
Let's give SMG some mana.
in there gamer. Start draining his mana. Okay. Didn't know the Toronto did that much damage
when you're standing inside of it. I thought I did like a little bit. Wow, okay. You blind?
I just didn't think I'd do that much because I'd been near it before and it did like a
little bit of tick damage. I didn't know it got amplified when it was straight up on top
of you. I actually just didn't know.
I'm coming back.
Alright.
Uh, who's Oom?
Fucking damn near everyone.
Spirit Jew is just standing in the tornado.
Let's give mana to our shaman, I guess.
Ow.
of
Keep mad at your shum.
Oh, fuck.
Okay.
I could maybe go by level 24 right now, okay.
Yeah, I mean really dagger
He said speed
buy a sapphire. I'm buying a sapphire. Oh, I actually can't even afford it. I'm an idiot.
Yeah, double robe with a magi and a pendant of energy. Could have bought a pendant.
see a giant pool, okay
fan seagine is dead had a good run
Pop off SMG's mana here SMG just got crit, died instantly, glad I gave him mana
He's back.
He got resed.
Still tapped.
Give our healer some mana.
I don't like being stacked.
Give her shaman some mana.
Oh, okay, right when I decide to cross back over.
Oh god!
Alright, keep moving. I don't want to be stacked for the shockwave, but yeah, that's what I don't want to be stacked for, ideally.
But maybe I just stack with him.
No.
Okay, by the robe.
I'm coming back.
Okay, we got him to half HP.
Uh, he's regen-ing a bit, but it's fine.
Can recover.
Then go back in.
fucking doom so I'm just gonna try and save mana and basically give everyone
mana back
okay little mana for you
a little bit of mana for you. Please kill these guys on me as I'm just getting fucking
annihilated while giving mana. Give us some G some mana, top him off. Hopefully he doesn't
to die in one second again.
Okay.
Damn, it starts doing 203 DPS.
That's crazy.
I also don't have Bloodlust.
It's a 75 second buff that can be auto cast
if he turns it on.
Cost 25 mana, not really a big deal.
Well, I'm lusted all of a sudden. Weird.
Alright, Sea Giant, pulling it down.
See giant is still alive love that for me
Oops, I didn't mean to summon him.
God my health is gone.
Fuck
Scary tornado
Starz needs mana soon. Oh wow, really?
I'm cranking. Here you go.
Mana-thirsty fucking freak.
My lust is falling off soon. Make sure you don't have any fucking downtime.
It was F2, it's my mana shield, it's a defensive.
Big scary tornado, it's fucking us up.
That was a terrible mana drain.
God, it's so impossible to target anything but the nato.
3 summon
Ow
Hmm, who to give mana to.
Our healer's fine, I'm gonna give it to stars.
Nice.
1250 gold.
Third boss down.
Crazy.
Things are about to get real scary here.
What is this dude?
Oh, should I get poisoned or right now?
Fuck yeah.
Are we still pushing?
Are we don't want to go home?
Are we crazy?
Oh my god, it's a second man.
holy fucking income all right dude what do I buy I got no idea what to get here I
guess I'm gonna get a sapphire gem poison or for a range you know is I go in
with dive
rabbit on yeah that'd be great if that was in the game
Boots upgrade available at 30.
I don't see the...
Oh shit, okay, hang on, let's do this.
Bang. I don't take my rod.
Put that down.
End of energy.
Okay, now I got this sapphire, lots of ints.
Uh, it's on the boots?
Oh, I see it used by the recipe, so at level 30, okay.
Uh...
Yeah, I guess I go dagger for endurance aura since we don't have it, okay.
I have cans of hyperbracers.
Spider ring too, okay.
Holy fuck.
Wait, what?
Ok.
A lot of mobs.
I
I
Wait our towers I didn't know they could fucking rebuild
each boss they come back okay interesting
Holy shit, I'm poisoning it all.
I died.
I went in.
Oh, I got Insta-Rez, thank goodness.
I wanted to hit dive and like go in with Verlint Field or whatever and just own.
It's crazy damage, but I gotta get used to using it.
And maybe a little mana shield, that would have helped.
Okay, killed as well, let's get some mana back.
Holy shit, my shit.
Increase attack damage by 1 and attack speed by 1%.
Oh, man, I really could have went like an auto attack build.
It seems I get bow mastery.
forces are spawning in town? Okay, great. Okay. Then we're kidding when they said in
town. Oh my god.
I got you.
Got you.
for you
Not bad
Oh, fuck.
Hey, we've got mechanics.
We've got mechanics.
lots of them.
Give mana to our Shum.
All right, I'm tapped.
Oh, fuck.
No, our tower.
Count that one off.
Nice.
Okay, boss time.
Oh
Okay boss down 400 gold.
It's a lot of money to go spend.
So I want to buy a spider ring.
That's a good item to have.
Hang on.
Let's put this down.
Let's put this down. Spider ring requires Slippers, Claws, and Gloves.
Slippers, Claws, Gloves, Spider ring, Bang.
Pick that up, pick that up.
And then from here, I'm going to need a lot of money.
You can use the sash for making shit?
I think you can, but I haven't figured out how to do that yet, so I just put on the floor.
We gotta push.
Wait, what is even the last boss, the fuck?
We killed one, two, three.
Shut the fuck up!
What?!
How long does this take?
How long does this go for?
The next boss will one-shot you.
Lovely.
C-gine is just not doing anything. Come on, bro.
Thanks, I'm Janice deal intelligence damage to enemy around a casik cleave
Now it's really just about farming and leveling okay and farm with the fuck up
of
There are tomes to the right town I didn't know there's tomes
There are.
As long as you're not in range, you'll be using your box inventory so you can prep items
for later.
Okay.
Well, uh, next thing I need to buy for that dagger, which is here.
yes you made me a sandwich okay hang on coming
Beach, mouse, beach, beach, mouse.
Beach, mouse, beach, beach, mouse.
Is that okay?
She alive?
Oh my god, fuck, where am I?
Back.
Skip. Jesus Christ.
I need to get through these mobs.
I don't have my lights on either.
Everything's fucked.
i just noticed
show the sandwich
there it is
bang, look at that
lights in the room
You can see she took a test fight to make sure it's good.
Still some more sandwich.
Oh fuck yeah.
I think that spicy mustard fuck that is so good.
I don't know what happens, but as soon as you turn to like the age of 30, maybe even
younger, you just start liking different shit.
I never really was a mustard man, but now as I'm older, I'm a fucking mustard man.
spicy mustard all these I could catch up
basic
southeastern beach mouse is a subspecies of the small old field mouse that has a
life-threatening gorge dorsal side like brown forehead and white belly adult
man's average a length of 5.3 inches okay thank you wasabi oh so good big fan
Thanks for the donation, Higador, wow.
Our tank literally cannot get in there, poor guy.
Well, we're almost level 30.
I think we're probably at our XP cap here.
Yeah, maybe we one-shot the boss here, that'd be great.
I'd love that.
Uh, where is the boss anyways, like?
The boss is going to one-shot us.
Not with my mana shield.
Quite the army.
Okay, we just pulled some like elite general, I think, on an accident.
i saw him start running over here
how are we doing on mana? everyone seems to be good. Grats to me i hit 250, cool!
i do have bloodlust, i'm proud of you!
Yellow doesn't.
Alright, whatever.
Oh, it's fucking Manoroth.
Jeez.
Alright.
It's goddamn pit board.
So, I don't know what mechanics are about to happen, but it's gonna be really tough to
do them when you can't move, because we have so many units.
Okie dokie, all our units are dead by the way.
Not sure how, but should we start breaking this evil fortress?
Is that crazy?
Because we can do it without pulling them.
and leash the boy okay so if we kill him he spawns a boss
so we don't want to do that
I mean, should we go back here?
Nah.
I think we go since we're here.
Fuck it. Pull him.
Like we can get him to half HP.
Oh, hell.
Jesus.
Apparently this guy one shot, so...
Watch out.
Ow.
So far so good.
Oh, I'm stunned.
Oh!
at most okay what's the dagger cost 800 any 9 gold that's crazy hold on couple
six here
house to do this
guys I sold my cadgar spellbook I'm just saying okay okay it's not good
It's extremely bad.
Okay.
Ancient figurine.
Sad.
So sad.
God fucking damn it.
out of King's Pendant of Mana.
And then my dagger. Oh my god, okay.
Great.
I got weaker, but I literally just got weaker going back, yeah, because I accidentally sold
my item. We can pull him to the boat. Yeah, maybe. So what do I need next? I got the pendant.
I got that.
I actually need a crown of kings and then the item itself, so I need...
I don't know, about a thousand gold.
And then I have a full kit.
I guess I'll also need to upgrade my boots.
Let's start casting bloodlustars. What's going on?
Start casting that shit.
I want to stand away so we don't get AoE impaled here
I said don't auto if you're a caster he has thorns
Oh, well, okay, my autos actually do damage, so.
some mana to SMG.
I'm gonna need to start giving man out other people here
Jeez, train manna completely fucks me.
How am I taking so much damage without even attacking?
What is happening?
Oh
It's got fucking it for a thousand there give our healers some more mana
Let's give our mage some mana
Let's drain his mana
Got a few impales here, I just die.
Using these adds, so much damage to him.
Ow, fuck, I dipped in there.
Okay, who zoom?
Our mage is pretty tapped.
Ow!
Let's go give him an answer, the mage healers are okay.
I just canceled it on accident.
That's on me.
SMG is in the room.
Yeah, SMG is extremely tapped, you're right.
Everyone's kind of tapped at this point.
Let's top off SMG here. Let him have some fun
Don't impale me.
I have a feeling it's coming here.
to the healer.
There you go.
Click the cubes, please offhand, okay.
Nice 1250 gold
Did we win oh my god, I think there's more other all going home, okay
Okay
I need this and I need a crown of kings and then I got to buy caggar spell book
I need these boots, those away, I'm great, I just want to get Robo Magi Pen of Energy,
Robo Magi Pen of Energy.
I got it, but I'm not the wrong one.
I can't quite make it yet.
Alright.
Nice, back in action.
Got my cadgar spellbook back.
Wrong robe.
Huh?
You're fucking right.
No, you're right.
Over the magi is a thousand gold.
Oh my god, we had a close run this whole time.
I hate myself.
and
coffee energy drink
Oh, hey, Sarge, you gonna do auto bloodlust? No way.
Have you ever played Dragon Age Origins? Nope.
My auto attacks are doing a lot of damage now damage dealt plus 20% attack range plus 75
These guys hit for 1,000 that is absurd
Okay, I killed as well
Big
All right water level
I'm back.
What the fuck, I just got chain lightning zapped out of existence.
Let's see if I can steal some mana here.
Just a little bit.
He's fucking silence.
These fuckers silence.
Are there no more special events?
I guess of course we're so far away from base it'd be ridiculous.
I have to go all the way home
Tank
Oh my god
Alright, I can go upgrade my gear now.
I probably should, too.
Like I'm behind in gear at this point because of my fuck up in selling my item.
How do we push?
I don't know.
I'm getting silenced.
give manna to people.
Don't stop coming.
Oh, one HP, banishielded late, but whatever.
Yeah, I gotta go home.
I did, in fact, Roach, hold on, where are those boots?
Robe of the Magi, okay, and then
Okay, now I got the boots now, I've got all that everything's done, okay, they all just died
When you buy tomes here, I guess I have tome of intelligence, okay, I
I can TP in 10 seconds.
You can also upgrade the boots.
I did!
That's exactly what I did.
I just upgraded them.
Maybe I shouldn't have left.
My bad.
the truthfully selling this archmage staff isn't the worst idea and just getting actually
now it's a bad this is better stacking archmage staffs is not bad and I can also just stack
Sapphires and then just by tomes like that's probably even more valuable
Silenced oh my god, I got soul burned and then frost Nova
What the fuck
How do you make the boots?
Uh, well, if you look at your boots, okay, he's got it.
Oh my god.
It's crazy!
I got one shot, rest, and one shot again instantly!
Mana Shield, I was tapped, I was dead, I was rest- oh my god.
Is there like, something I can do here?
I guess I could buy this item, absorb 20% damage taken, draining mana equal to 50% of
the damage absorbed.
yeah that's probably what I need I think I got to swap out swap out the Sapphire
at this point just press your mana shield give me it doesn't last forever
it's got a 30 second cooldown in the last 15 seconds so that shit can still
Well, a mana shield isn't just the perfect answer for that.
Need spell damage reduction.
I don't know if that exists.
There's not a lot of options in this store.
Like mana shield is off now, so I'm a little spooked out.
I'm going to start saving mana.
seem to be a ok
Okay, more mana for stars, because you're such a mana-hungry, fucking freak.
I was gonna get mana to little...
Lim- Lim- Limi-wing?
I don't even know.
Silence.
burned. Your sea giant is doing big AoE DPS. Yeah, you clover's. This guy fucking owns.
God I'm just always so burned.
that's the
it's a man of four healer
I also have a really good single target DPS how can we not playing
druid. Druid is just either tank or healer, I don't know. I wanted to do some damage.
I actually bet I do more single target than stars. Cause my fucking arrow is just blasting.
All his spells are A, E, and bitch-made.
Cope?
Oh fuck, hurricane the single target boss. Let's see how it plays out.
I have wand of deathlord.
Wait voodoo doll is crazy why didn't I get this interesting he said it's kind of Giga
Yeah.
It's really, really seven minutes.
What the fuck?
Okay, I need to get that.
Am I here buying the wrong fucking items all day?
I mean, that's fucking ridiculous.
of
guys can be pushed up I had to stay way back
Let's go with it.
Not sure what our plan is up there, SMG, but you do you.
Give me some mana.
Fine, run out of range of my mana.
Oh, he wants this.
Okay, I'm going with you, Doug.
Why did my summon not pop out?
I think I got silenced as I pressed the button so I just walked into him.
That's crazy.
I was going to put a summon down and have him tank and save SMG.
Alright.
I think at this point it's too late to get the finger of death, it's worth to just buy tomes.
Tomes and tomes and nothing but tomes.
As soon as they kill this well, I'm just going to port to it.
Hit the fucking well, you freaks!
Stop padding!
Oh hell I'm gonna get no, but I'm so dead. I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
Not dead.
All right, we're back.
I guess we are.
Stars is zoom and complaining about it.
I guess they all kind of are.
Oh, back to being a man of battery.
I swear I can pop off and do so much damage, but I'll just help y'all do damage and then
get made fun of for not doing damage.
Finger resets, off kill.
That's really good.
I wonder how it's going to perform on a boss fight, considering it won't reset on a boss
boss fight
lost fine has ads you don't know that
might not
Surely this is the last boss. I gotta go. I got things to do today. I'm a busy guy.
What do you have to go do, play nine kings?
Yes!
Actually, that's exactly what I gotta go do!
That work, man!
Oh shit. Oh fuck. I'm I'm throwing
Okay, I've got full mana ready to dump into new people take my load
I mean, to walk away from my mana is baffling, it's a choice.
Oh shit's it.
Okay, it feels like a lot's happening I'm dead instantly
Lee
Back
of
of
We did it so
So, huh.
Okay, I guess we go home.
Buy some fucking tomes.
1 base all stats maximum mana 250 interesting plus one damage for 200 gold
Hmm
It's the first one that you win is it yeah, no this is I've never been everything here is new for me
I have no idea what's going on anymore
Well
He says hide in cave
Okay, we're trolling
It will make sense
All the timers are gone. I think all the mobs are gone. It really is just a boss fight
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit didn't mean to do that that's on me
Not the best pull of my life
We're kind of getting it crazy he's almost dead, but
it. Beach mouse, beach, beach mouse. Bitch, in the middle, you thought this was a bigger
boss fight than it was. Okay, we go through the cave? Okay, my summon can't follow me,
So I gotta resummon.
Oh, what the fuck?
What's happening here?
Okay.
What?
There's gotta be a way out of here. Are we supposed to walk through the caves?
Hold on these look like
Event has started what event
He says hide
What we can't hide from just kill it right just kill what are we talking about
Are we just gonna back up? Oh god, let me in
Okay, I'm back in the hell up.
There are eight subspecies of beech mice, five of which live along the Gulf Coast.
Wow.
They're adido-key beech mice of small bodies, pair of tails, large ears and big eyes.
Their bodies are grayish-formed for wood-brown with a very pale yellow hue.
Interesting.
This changes everything.
Alright, I'm gonna start giving people mana.
Two minutes left. This is easy.
Let's give SMG full mana.
Oh my god, what the fuck just killed me
taunt him you fucking idiot there's something I'm standing in
You were in melee, WAS I?
Man, I guess I kinda was, alright.
Thought I was back far enough to not be getting clobbered that hard.
Ope.
All right, we did it.
Event complete.
Oh, my health.
Uh, is that a ghost?
It is.
I'll get that one.
Wait, what?
Why are they over there?
God.
Guys, we're supposed to go in.
Hmm.
He's fucking boarding out.
Maybe Wink doesn't want to move, because as soon as he moves, he's probably gonna TP him in.
Yeah?
Sounds about right.
Bro, port back, man. Just use your port.
Why don't I summon this guy? What am I doing?
Alrighty, we're here. What's your level 30 spell? It's a passive. Increase damage
dealt with the tax attack and casting range.
It's a fun passive.
Let's get to my auto attacks, which is really good single target damage.
Put on your juke shoes for this.
Sarge is about to flex his level 30 spell, whatever it is.
It's probably that dumb healing Tide Totem or something.
Mine is a full team Warp plus 500 EPS, but that one is pretty cool too.
There.
Sick.
Who the fuck are we waiting for?
My summon can't get through. Why did I just summon again? It can't go through the fucking caves.
Now I don't have a summon.
Wait 30 seconds.
Unbelievable.
It takes 140% bonus damage from Chaos.
All right, we're going.
Illidan.
Okay.
Is this lore accurate?
Shut the fuck up.
Couldn't dodge, huh?
Shaman just died.
have our juke shoes, clearly.
Damn, Sir Gregory is owning.
This guy does not take damage.
Ha ha, he died.
Oh shit.
Did you touch him? No.
and we all died instantly
lost to a disabled guy
technically
true
Hey puppy. Oh hey Coda. Hello. Hello.
Oh, forgets a skewed. Hang on.
Hang on, Coda. This shit's all fucked up.
What the hell is this?
Everything's fucked up right now.
What is this camera stand? Why is it so off-site?
Oh no, how do I tighten this?
Now it's loose as fuck.
How do I tighten this?
Oh no.
There's like a thousand knobs, I don't know which one does what I need it to.
Oh, it's aimed so down because it's...
Are we good?
Alright, go.
We gotta kill these adds.
Zad actually one shot us.
Uh, they want to pull Ilden.
Alright, here we go.
team, team, stars, what happened?
I taunted everything and I died instantly holy fuck
Let's give Star some mana cause he fucking died and just came back.
Here we go.
Skulls?
Yep.
Two people died now.
Oh my god.
I mean how are we, what are we struggling with here?
Man?
This ain't that bad!
I'm about to start throwing my summon in to tank a skull or something just to make this easier for us.
We can do 20%. I mean, yeah. He doesn't have that much HP. He really doesn't.
He dies fast.
We probably only need to dodge skulls like 4 times, unless there's a phase 2.
In which case, Rottrow.
After he dies, you go to Northrend.
It actually logs you into World of Warcraft.
the horror it's it starts downloading week or is brings you back which king is
there
Shit's crazy.
One, two, three, four, five, six, we're all here.
Um, who's-oom.
Go ahead and give Star Simana.
Okay.
Okay.
Alright, get ready to start spreading and pull on the boss.
All right, get ready to start spreading and pulling the boss run through your life.
Here we go.
Oh, are we all alive?
spooky, but we did it.
It's more mani here.
Beach mouse, beach, beach mouse, parried.
I need to get myself some out of here- oh fuck, other side.
Okay, we lost someone.
Okay, we lost two.
Run back.
Do we have a tank still?
We do.
Oh god.
I'm dead.
I'm dead guys
We'll be here all day all day
Got a lock in
Maybe get some strength, maybe a little bit of HP.
Make sure you buy some tomes before you go.
Oh yeah, HP tomes are a play, I should be getting those too.
Actually, I don't know.
I feel like HP tomes are worthless on me.
Because right now I'm in 2 shot range, and I don't know how much HP I need
until I become 3 shot range. It's a lot.
So I feel like it's almost pointless.
The skull's 1 shot, yeah.
I think you just die.
Alright, everyone get here, everyone try and get full mana, buff us the fuck up.
The skulls do 3, 750.
5k for me.
They do 0 if you don't get hit.
True.
Alright, ready?
Go tank, you go first, nice.
the ads don't spawn as I pull. They did not. But he's still missing health by the way.
Okay. That was some crazy orange. Dude, every single skull was in the top right. That was
Nuts shut the fuck up
If I click here, no, it does not go there, okay.
No utility items here, like Cyclone or Blink.
Blink would be sick, but I don't think so, no.
There's healing items and debuff items.
all right
oh shit he's already here oh we're going instantly
oh never mind
I said run for your life.
This is it.
Okay.
Huh.
Alrighty.
Lost a couple people there.
I joined in the show because we don't have vision on the whole map if we had vision it'd be a little better, but we don't
Give some mana to our Shum Alright our Mage is back
Ah
Didn't know that was coming in and it also spawned damn near on me and then I think I clicked a mob
Interesting.
Is it a true victory? No, it's fucking not. This is miserable.
Soda has 1600 HP. Is that not a lot?
Huh, everyone seems to have a lot more than me.
Interesting.
We need to inner fire.
Let him buff us.
Okay, fuck it, just go.
Oh my god, he just ran in.
Okay, we're sending in spirit wolves.
I'll have this guy off me, jeez.
Oh no, I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm back. Help!
I mean, we're just struggling to recover now. We don't have a tank, but we do, but we ain't tanking much.
And my ad's dead
Fuck I tried
Oh, that was quick to the very fucking beginning. Please don't stand in the fire. Okay. Oh
That landed right in the fucking middle of me
I got it this time. I gotta stop giving a fuck about my ad, honestly.
Cause what keeps happening is I'm like targeting my ad to try and taunt, but then I target Lady Vash again, right?
And because of the way this game is, when I target her, I then have to hit V to open my abilities, and then I have to press D for dive.
And I keep just hitting D, which is, like, just griefs. Just griefs.
The fact the spells are, like, in their own section or whatever.
Fuck it, I don't care. Take agility.
Use a control group. I do.
Are you saying, like...
Nah, fuck that.
Have both my Seagine and me in a control group? That would be awful.
Alright.
Go ahead.
Okay, it's gotta focus on my fucking character, I swear.
Run for your life, here we go.
Easy.
Easy.
Okay, I got killed by ads, that's unfortunate.
I pressed dive, I guess mana shield would've done a lot more.
I don't want to stand on the edge. I gotta stand in the middle of the room. Oh my god.
It's immune to damage.
Find the opening.
got it? Oh my god. Oh, fuck I lived.
Healer just died. That's not ideal. SMG, you're the healer. Keep us up.
Okay, this is a safe space right here- oop.
Fuck.
It seems we've all died.
I guess just feels gross like the fact that his health doesn't really heal it's a fake
victory
just take uther with you that'd be fucking phenomenal
That's a bold.
Summon all pets to tank the skulls.
So, yeah, I can try summoning my little fucker and putting them in like...
You just don't know what direction the skulls are coming from.
It was the issue. No idea.
Oh great, we're starting instantly, huh?
I'm bad.
Oh I made it out!
Oh my god!
I think I evaded, yeah.
I don't know.
Shaman's dead.
Skulls inbound in five four three two one.
Not yet. No, your timing was off. You fucked that one up.
embarrassing really
Oh god.
Fuck I had to take a lot, I'm just dead.
God, I died at the dot.
by some health TP back in press mana shield you're right now keep in mind I'm the one
actually pressing fucking buttons so my bandwidth is stretched out a little bit more than you
eating Cheetos, watching and critiquing. Just so you know.
I was eating goldfish. Flavor? If it's basic and original flavor.
Yikes, zero taste.
They were out of rainbow.
Rainbow is just coloring.
It doesn't taste any different.
That's for like children in preschool.
Like white cheddar, I don't know, jalapeno.
What are you doing?
original anything is gross I said it and I'll stand by it
original fucking funny of funnings are good original cheat honestly basic
cheetos are gross flaming hot's way better Pringles original yuck
oh shit we started by the way
Oh, wait, we're starting instantly.
Oh, shiznit.
Okay, we're back.
Okay, we're back.
You were dodging with giants and a hero.
No, I was putting the giant in front of him because I wanted to test and see if he can
actually absorb the hits.
I don't think minions can absorb the hits.
Minions can.
Didn't seem like it.
That shit went right through him.
Good news is, we get to try again, don't we?
More dots.
And these ads are having way too much fun right now
I'm dead
Roodle
Garethose is getting slow poisoned. That sounds miserable.
I see the problem chance you need to invert the covariant hyperdimensional
tachyonic pseudo-Riemannian tensor field matrix, which causes an asynchronous bionural-optronic
spatiotemporal probability cascade. And dubs the skulls. Shut up.
All right, he dies here let's go
Oh
Fucking instantly doing the skulls, that's crazy
Oh god, oh
Bro, what is this get off me?
This guy's still trying to hit me!
All right, just dodge. Please don't cast that thing. Oh! Thank you for playing. Hope you
enjoyed. You won. First try. I mean, we won. Didn't do a good job, but we fucking beat it.
God. That was a three hour map.
God.
What? You have chat disabled?
Crawled across the finish line. GGs.
Oh.
All right.
So there's a new nine kings update.
I'm on my way.
Apparently it has PVP now.
It's solid, oh we'll see it.
It's a fun little animation. They got the budget, huh?
Alright, I'm gonna have to remember how to play the game.
Uh...
Fuck it, do I just go- Fuck it, multiplayer, let's just go.
Welcome to Nine Kings Royale, an async multiplayer battle, nine real kings, and one crown.
Whose kingdom will stand the longest climb the crown ladder complete the daily missions customize your king and put your skills
The full Royale experience is still being forged
Prague metals and items earned during the beta will
Reset when it ends, okay
Interesting.
I don't have any options here.
Alright, play. Place one of your perks in this slot.
Unlock new perks by leveling up. This perk is not available in multiplayer mode
Well
Do I need to go unlock perks
Am I fucked playing this without this shit just play all right
These are your enemies, okay
Okay.
Creates a field on the ground that heals enemies.
Fuck.
Uh, I think you throw that there.
I'm out of time, damn I.
Okay.
Units attack, apply one poison stack to the enemy.
Can be mounted by adjacent troops.
a fighting spore every nine seconds in each battle spores accumulate okay so this I can
can start getting ramped up. Can I play everything? Creates roots.
I'm going to slow it down so I see what the fuck's happening. Did I win?
Dude, what is this range?
You can shoot your castle if you take it off auto. How do I do that?
Okay, now it's filled up and I can just drop it here.
I see.
Okay, destroys your target plot, gives you 30 gold of each level it had.
Each here adds 2% attack speed.
Single target tower gains 0.5% attack speed for each gold you earn.
I mean, beacon is nice.
Let's put Beacon... hmm...
But I guess here?
So now it's buffing my my sell- sellium shrooms and my archers.
Okay, I win, Elf every year adds 2% HP to adjacent plots, units attack supply 1 poison,
stack to the enemy. Let's just get more elves I guess. If you have a troop
card on the target plots by the year the prophecy doubles the number of units.
I should probably level that up. I want them next to the beacon.
Dude, what is this? They just die before they get to me.
Jeez!
Okay.
Okay, we leveled up the beacon.
Oh, God.
This seems like a lot more is going on here.
Do your fucking bows!
Hmm.
Trebuchet, multi-projectile tower, shoots one extra reptile per construction,
builds defensive walls. Okay, let's do some walls I guess.
Whenever any unit is added to a plot, add one extra unit.
All troops in the field now have the same damage as your strongest troops, current damage.
Receive nine free re-rolls.
I guess populate is good.
Can't have a wall now.
Wait, am I fucked?
Seems fucking ridiculous. What the hell?
Okay, I killed all the adds, so now I just kill his base, I guess.
Why is he 1 HP?
Why's he not dying?
What am I supposed to kill here?
Okay.
Someone's melee units that inherit half its stats creates a field on the ground. I can upgrade my main, dude.
I don't know if I like any of these things. I don't know.
I guess I'll start rooting stuff.
It seems rather stupid.
Rain troops that shoot huge bolts, adjacent plots now deal plus one.
nice adjacent plots.
When this building reaches level 3, your kingdom travels 2 years back in time.
I don't know, I'm gonna take beacon I guess.
I have a lot of money.
Spire?
I don't fucking know.
Get that up. Oh my god. I just it clears the plot. Oh, no, I just got rid of my units
But I got him back
But that's okay
Wrong spot though was it I kind of like them next to the beacon adds 2% attack speed to Jason troops
But it resets any bonuses it got, yeah.
But it's a lot more units, so there is that.
Okay, this fucker's level three now.
So now I need some units here in this middle plot, getting this beacon bonus, and then
getting the board bonus too.
I'm Mortgage Mercenary.
Ah, I don't like any of these.
I guess we'll go with that. I don't know.
Fuckin' upgrade my base here.
Adds 9 units to the target troop.
Honestly?
I think I'm okay with Procreate.
Let's get more of these elves, fuck em.
More bores?
Yeah, bores can be good too.
So that I think keep getting like mounted, but dude.
I'm actually just on a fucking shooting squad.
My first arrow, just one shot's everything.
Another beacon, I guess?
Okay, double beacon on my elves. They are crazy.
Wait, that's the...whoops, I got the wrong thing.
Every year adds 2% HP to adjacent plots.
I think Forest is also really good.
My lord, our enemy king has been defeated.
We must wage war against another king.
Okay, so I remember, whoever you wage war against, you start getting their cards.
I don't know which class I want to collect from.
I think I remember this guy being important.
For every 1 HP it has, it increases the rider stats by 1%.
So let's start amplifying the HP on my boars.
If they just die, I think I win.
Add two as an Amateur Towers base, build straps on the battlefield that inflict the current
resets.
Let's re-roll.
I guess Lawmaker level 2?
Sure.
Oh, that's a lot of motherfuckers.
Wait, holy fuck.
Oh my god.
Where's my base's HP anyways?
I don't even...
It says one.
Jeez, okay.
attacks now heal allies beyond max HP, doubles the max HP of all troops, I think feast.
And now the 2% that Forrest is giving is to amplify even more.
I need more floors.
When this troop kills none of these creatures, we're going to go...
Okay, more beacon.
I think Bors.
My lord, our enemy king has been defeated.
We won't switch war against another king.
We'll go him.
How the fuck is that?
Oh wait, we like Omega expanded.
Do I get loot if I take these chests?
I think I did, but I really want to buff up my boars.
So like right now my boars do bonus damage, or they gain bonus stats based on their max
HP, right?
also my archers mount the boars and they gain a bonus as well. So right now can be
mounted by adjacent troops for one HP or for each one HP it has increases the
ridershots by 1%. And when they get mounted I think the archers get way
stronger too.
So I need more boars. It's clear there's not enough. Oh god this looks hard. Why am I
I'm hitting them for fucking zeros.
Another dead. I win.
Archer, balanced melee troop, they gain 1% damage per new unit.
I could stack soldiers.
Soldiers don't seem bad.
Reroll for farm.
Oh yeah, every year adds one adjacent.
Okay.
Whoa.
The Jack of Rainbows offers you a gift.
Passive backline unit.
If killed in battle, generates 3 gold per level.
All plots of the same card as the target plot gets 10 plus terms and all stats.
Destroys the target plot forever, automatically triggers a Royal Council event.
How does this work?
All plots of the same card as the target get plus 10% All Stats.
Osmosis on your Elf plot.
wouldn't really work would it because I only have one elf plot or one boar plot
wouldn't this only be good if I had two elf plots
I'm gonna reroll maybe there's something here a magic tanker any tome used on it
has double the effect a melee troop that gains nine units every year
I mean, I could just try this raising, yeah?
Let's just see what a royal event is.
Our enemy has been defeated in this wage war again, so I guess this guy, all right.
Okay, I have to destroy something here.
I don't know what, the roots?
I don't know what, the roots?
Or destroy an empty plot, but where?
Both of these plots are important because they can- they- they have good- my fucking
center plot?
That just seems stupid.
I mean right now it's the strongest, but that's tough.
I'm gonna get rid of the roots.
Whenever any unit is added, any plot, gain one extra unit, doubles movement speed allows
you to pick three new plots to unlock.
Exploration could be good.
But then again, I do have farm, so populate's pretty fucking good, yeah, we'll do populate.
And then...
I'm gonna put a farm here.
Oh my god, what the fuck?
I'm just trying to W key the base right now.
I'm dead. Dude, what was that?
Okay, level three boars.
I lack tanks you're fucking right paladin. I think I got to take the pallies
Disposal melee troop magnetic bore my bores are level three now
Lab rats is full of melee troop levels up whenever a Jason plots level up with no max level.
I mean lab rats.
I don't know where I'd put it though.
No.
I think it's a leave angle.
Alright, paladins are gonna go here.
Okay, now I've got paladins and archers and boars.
Not near the farm?
Well, I want them to get on the boars.
Forced.
We'll level that up.
Here, bro.
What are these fucking demons?
What the fuck?
I got fucking fourth?
Oh, I didn't have any perks, by the way.
Look at all these perks I'm getting.
What?
Okay.
is there a skip thank you hmm let's keep it simple I'm gonna play the same class
Trends attacks are 10% stronger, elves steal 10% damage, boars have 10% more HP.
Start with one forest card in your hand.
Dude.
Dude, the amount of perks is absurd.
Start with one random unlocked plot.
Hello?
Class 1 Royal Decree Option, all troops deal 5% more damage.
Bases 10% more stats, all troops have 5% attack speed.
All troops deal 5% more damage.
one Royal Decree option. Double's Blessing Effect. What is the Blessing Effect?
Those on the Titties. Why are you not taking Rainbow? I mean, what would you take instead?
Did we drop the 5% attack speed?
Rainbow cards.
We'll take that out.
Double's blessing effect.
So I believe Blessings is like the attack speed tower before.
What?
Like when you do shit after a few years.
Really?
Double's the effect of it?
So like one blessing was...
Whenever you create a new unit, create one extra unit, right?
So it would double that and I would make two extra units?
That seems absurd.
No, okay.
So what's a blessing then?
Can someone give me a random blessing after X amount of years?
Let's just rock it. Let's just we'll find out when I get there. Hey puppy. Oh, hello
Hello, you want some love? Okay?
baby boy
All right like
Each run will contain a blessing event the prophet will reveal the blessing in year six and its effect will take place on year 16, okay?
Well, let's go ahead and put my fucker in here.
Uh, we'll put him in the back corner.
Okay.
He's such a baby.
Oh.
Uh, I think this mycelium is really fucking good to get going early.
When does it- when does it start the game?
Doesn't it, like, start?
Uh, when- how many cards does it start?
Like, when you're down to two or down to three, I think?
So it's when you're down to two cards.
Got it.
Uh, choose the- hmm.
I wish I started with my boars.
Because I have forests, like, look at this shit.
You have the one more forest so three cards
Phone the shrooms I actually think you're right. I think you're fucking right
Now the question is should I double my cellium or should I just level to this bitch?
like double level one I'm gonna do it double level one my selium my elves I
guess we'll put right in the smack dab middle they'll have a good time there and
honestly my forest I'm thinking about putting my forest here where it's
actually gonna be buffing nothing for now but once I get my bores they'll go
here and they'll combo with the elves, just like last game.
I'm so fucked round one, it is over.
That makes no sense.
It actually makes a lot of sense.
I'm gonna start racking up damage, hold on, I could still win this, no way, it's over.
I just started killing the mobs too.
Another micellium?
Okay.
I need bores.
Okay.
Okay, ads are dead, now I just pump this shit, castle.
Do it slow so you spawn more mushrooms actually you're right. Maybe I should be ramping more
You can put the second force on the front square for mega late game boards could do that
We'll take a farm
Wait, what's that?
Oh, that's the blessing!
That's what it is.
And what was it again?
Doubles the damage of the card as- okay.
Interesting.
Huh.
I gotta put my farm down.
I'm just debating where so my boars have to go either here or here or I could put
them like here if I get like paladins or something I can put a forest there and
the boars go there but then I don't have a front liner really actually that's
fine and then I could unlock this plot and I could put like paladins or something here.
No, that's stupid. I'm dumb. Let's just start getting more archers. I'm dead here. These
guys are so early game. It's disgusting. They're so strong.
Fuck, can I just get silenced or something?
Oh wait, maybe I can win?
Bro, what is that?
It one shot me!
Clones the card of the target plot.
I mean, honestly, I guess I fucking clone my Mycelium and just get that bitch level 3.
I'm shroomed out of my mind now.
I already see how much gold you have, well I'm covering it because I'm a bitch.
Levels up target plot.
Every year adds 2% attack damage to adjacent troops and constructions, I think we'll just
level a bitch up.
Infuses all your current mycelium spores into a giga
Gigamushroom with double stats
Gigafungi holy fuck
Increased damage of all your units and towers by 30%
I mean this doesn't
With double stats, okay, maybe we did fuck it
Guess we'll level that plot up damn
Okay, wait, but there's fucking ghosts man
Wait, I can't hit the ghost they just win
I lose.
I'm alive.
Weaker.
Hit fucking, I mean, dude, maybe, yeah.
Clone it, it just doesn't matter.
Clone it or just play, it doesn't matter.
Oh yeah, I got two level three of my cellium now, and they're ramping.
Every single day they get stronger.
So that's good.
I'm gonna re-roll this.
Archer.
I guess we'll take Soldier.
Uh, fuck, I spent all my money.
Oh my god, I'm re-rolling, I'm so fucked.
Would blacksmith work on the mycelium?
Yeah, probably would have.
Yeah, I fucking would have.
I'm just gonna drop my soldiers here.
I don't know what his tower is. Castle? This one? Oh, that instantly.
Of course they get Paladin now.
Paladins are really tanky.
Damage buffs also increase its HP.
Yeah, Smith between shrooms.
Alright, fuck it.
Okay, here's some boars.
That's nice, I guess.
Uh, I guess the boars go here.
Now I'm ramping their health.
What the fuck?!
I still win.
What the hell?
Adds 5% damage or 5% damage to the target, whichever is higher.
Plus 5 damage or plus 5% damage.
Interesting.
Moves target to an empty adjacent plot.
card gains 10% HP and damage. Whoa. That's plus an HP or plus an HP charge. Ooh, shields
It's on bores is big here actually.
Damage 12.6, damage 26.
Damn, plus 10 HP is big.
It's got to be another bore angle Upgrade blacksmith
I also clicked wrong there Hold on I'm scared of the ghosts
Where's the fucking altar for the demon altar?
Eww.
Summons 1 demon per level for each dead ally grows permanently 0.5% stronger.
I think it's too low or too late.
None of these are good. Yeah, I'm gonna re-roll again. Ugh.
Fuck it, Trent.
Trent attacks now heal allies beyond max HP.
Discard your current hand, give you one copy of each of your king's cards.
All your pots get plus runes and raw.
To deal critical damage, frozen stun or poison units take 50% more damage.
weak spot could be good and then I could try and grab poison one is nine
cards checking oh my god you're fucking right
Wow.
Holy shit, okay.
13
18
9
I think I put poison on my archers
What level are my archers? Level 2?
Let's give him to 3
Uhhhh
Fuck it, more archers
I am much stronger now.
Poison your mycelium.
Well mycelium is single target now, that's kind of annoying.
Who do I want to go against?
This is the greed guy, this is, I don't fucking know what I want to go against.
Add a forest here.
Alright, my boars are getting a lot of health now.
Oh, Greed would have inspired the tax feed.
Yeah, that could have been really good.
I win.
Paladin.
Farm also is a thing
Oh an expansion
I think I go here
Take your loot.
Archers are maxed out, forest is maxed out, I sell him.
I guess I can make another one.
Is that crazy?
Are you trolling?
Am I?
Money's gone.
it. Upgrade that fucker. Farm. Upgrade that fucker. It's cloned. Cloned the blacksmith.
it. Blacksmith is now maxed out. How hard do these things hit for now? 18.3? My god,
he died instantly. Attack plots now deal plus one, or deal poison damage, plus one poison
stack per level. I don't know if I want to waste a plot for the poison. I don't think
that's worth it because I can just take the elf poison of application
wall maker fucking I guess wall make up increased targets move you by 200% a
magic tanker any tome used on it has double the effect how many tomes plot
That becomes any other card of the same type doubling its current stats.
Maybe I gamble here.
Yeah, on soldiers.
turned into shamans buff allies attack damage based on its own damage honestly
not bad
lost your tanks they weren't tanking shit anyways man look at me I'm fucking I'm
I'm a firing squad!
Okay, beacon. This would give attack speed.
But I obviously can't really use it yet.
I need to unlock more plots.
I don't even know where I'd want to put beacon, actually.
Yeah, I can just sell.
Fucking Massacre.
Earthworks, here we go, unlock adjacent plots, targets, guards, okay.
life steal, destroy target plot, level up adjacent, what would I want to destroy, level
up adjacent, destroy, ugh.
Combustion on shroom, enemies killed by the bear explode, yeah, goodbye that.
Throw this into the pit to replace your current hand with copies of your last played cards.
Huh.
Steelcoat is also really good.
Just to block the first hit.
Alright.
So let's put Steelcoat here.
Even enemies killed by the bear explode dealing terms of his damage to your bifoes.
Should I put this on my archers or my selium?
I think my archers.
Shroom hits harder?
Yeah, damage 20.7.
These guys hit for 43.6.
How much damage does it do when it starts though?
I don't know.
This also does 20.7.
I don't know, like the gigafungi, I feel like is not really...
not calculating it until the game starts. Oh, I can't even put it on there anyways, okay,
goes to archers. Unlocks targets adjacent plots. Wouldn't this fuck me? How does this
work unlocks targets adjacent plots target cards return to your hand up to
three copies no you get them back so what I get three forests
Okay, let's get that back on nice plus two plots of that
God, massacre!
These all suck.
Let's just take Mita's touch.
Now I can gain gold off killing things.
One shot him.
Poison vile.
Forest now gives plus 1% HP.
Every plot with troops now gains plus 1 unit every year.
Nine free re-rolls.
Your support buildings apply their effects one more time.
Well right now my forest does 2% health.
So does 6% health.
So that would up it to 8%.
Also it would buff my blacksmith on top of that.
That's pretty big.
But this would buff the forest even more than overwork.
Fuck it, it's too overwork.
Cause I also want to buff the blacksmith.
Beacon?
I don't really have any way to beacon a motherfucker, do I?
That's poison vile, my fuckers there.
I don't know how to beacon anything.
Add SuperZen damage to all towers and base every year.
That's not bad.
You don't have towers.
My Selom are towers.
You fucking stupid swine.
Okay, these guys are very tanky.
I don't know how much health they have, but it ain't going down.
Uh, sirs, please.
Are they dying?
I win.
Let's upgrade my farm.
Sure.
Okay, that's just an Insta-Clear.
Destroy the target plot to give you 30 gold for each level it had.
Reroll that.
More money.
This guy's got the list of- I think I win.
this plot could be big. The chest is also big. Okay, let's just see what I get.
Plone. Plone's huge.
Is anything not level three? I guess my shamans?
Shamans getting leveled is nice.
We like that. Upgrade the quarry too.
And then yeah, I can drop my beacon up there now. Oh, this guy again. Fuck, I gotta actually
see, do things. Where the hell's his castle? Should I just fucking start dotting his castle?
I don't know. Are those Paladins? They are. With a fucking healing spire. Look at your
damage oh my god my shrooms are insane I didn't know you could look at this
my camera got that I guess I go here wait pay attention chance why is there a
guy that's fucking 20 feet tall
Slow, strong tanker.
Every year increases all stats by 5% for each adjacent MT plot.
Increased targets move in speed.
I don't think it would be very good right now.
I don't have enough MT plots for it, it's a re-roll.
Sacrifices all troops adjacent to the target.
Every plot gains the number of units sacrificed.
Huh, destroy a target plot forever automatically triggers a royal council event?
I think destroying the plot forever is fine.
Fuck the wall.
Fuses all your kermazone to a gigashroom with double stats.
What happens if I get this twice?
I don't know.
Is it double double?
Oh my god, 2x?
It fuckin' might double double.
Shit.
Wait, there's four micellum on the board now.
I see
Hmm, farms maxed out, archer I don't care about, soldier, blacksmith.
And I guess I'll take another blacksmith, maybe I can put it somewhere useful at some
point.
But for now...
Did I just put another micellum down?
If I could unlock this plot, I'd be in really good shape.
Screw it.
I'm gonna level up the shaman.
So when do I win, by the way?
How do I win?
Another beacon?
Never any unit is added, plus one every time there's a double- double critical strike damage,
increasing attack speed of your towers by 50%.
Bunker.
That's pretty good stuff.
This guy is this deep tank heal build.
He's actually so hard to kill.
I might actually die here by the way.
I'm struggling to kill him.
Come on!
Oh no.
The fucking heels, man!
Oh!
Fuck, I really need to unlock this plot, man.
You gotta destroy the heel tower.
I don't...
I mean, can I?
I target the spire I don't think you can buildings don't die you just can only
kill their main base and maybe I could just put things on it
Hmm.
Level 3 spire I guess.
I really need an extra plot right here.
I mean this guy's a joke.
Another beacon, vault destroys your plot, gives you 30 gold, gives you 30 gold.
Mortgage destroys plot, gives 30 gold. Yeah, maybe I just destroy the farm at this point.
And I just put up my cellam down and call it a day.
Ooh, we got a shop too, thank god.
Defender, Tangerine, it doesn't attack but reflects all damage taken.
Wow.
These are all bad for mazes or re-roll I think.
Mounted by adjacent units, sums of its stats with Ryder and pierces through the front line.
I'm trying to get earthworks. Yeah, I am and I'm just not quite getting it
I'm fucked
You can only get units here. Oh
Jack of arms
Why is it? What is this? Oh my god, it re-rolls the type of store here. Oh, and now I probably
could have gotten it. Son of a bitch, I didn't know that.
I'm so cucked.
I'm so fucking cucked.
I just- I just wanted to see... whatever.
GG.
I'm gonna beat this guy, no problem.
He dies instantly.
Okay, adjacent plots now have poison damage.
God!
I can imagine if I had fucking any- I guess I'll throw cauldron here.
Gift poison to this, mycelium.
Random fucking dispenser, I guess. Final battles upon us, we must play all of our cards.
Okay, well, love that for me.
What the fuck is happening?
I got second.
So it seems the final round is who can last the longest.
There's no way I can outlast a pure tank slash healer build.
Oh, a new perk.
I think it's who can kill more.
Oh, maybe that's it.
Allows you to pick a king to banish from the next run.
Your base can now level up three more times.
Start with three free re-rolls.
Three free re-rolls is kind of big.
Fuck the 5% damage, honestly. 3 re-rolls I prefer.
Yeah, plus 3 level ups are also really nice.
Start with 1 more force in your hand, that's really good. I'll still attempt some more damage, check that out.
All right, try again, plus three base level for ultra giga AOE damage with poison if you
can get it.
Yeah, I could put the poison on my- you're fucking right.
Throw him in the corner.
This is a really good start, holy shit.
Uh, I wish I had poison, but that's okay.
Cam, you're covering your health.
Am I?
Well, same build.
I'm trying to keep things simple and just play the one class.
Should I double my selium again?
That seemed really strong.
I just need to like be stronger elsewhere.
A little up.
There you go.
Okay.
Here's what I'm thinkin'.
I sell him here, clone it.
I sell him here.
Now I'm gonna put poison right here whenever I get it.
It's gonna buff my main Trent face
and it'll buff both my sell him.
And then up in the top right,
we're gonna have the elves here.
No.
I really don't want to fuck with my micellium.
I want them to be strong and happy.
I can put...
Oh, boars don't care.
Fuck.
care about forest at all the middle is for a buff I guess for us can go here
Yeah, fuck it. Forest here, pours there. Oh, great. At least I'm ramping them.
Question is, do I die around one? Probably.
Yeah.
Adds 9 units or clone.
Procreate's kinda crazy to get early on, but clone's also insane so I get my mycelium
to level up. Bucket reclone. High salium. Send it. I'm just starting to- I'm ramping
him nice beat one
This is actually taking quite a bit here.
Vault, meet his touch, dispenser.
Beacon.
Now the question is, the turner plot is empty in the year the blessing get plus one card
of your king?
Interesting, those are really important plots.
Hmm, so beacon every year adds 2% attack speed.
I could buff both of my mycelium right now.
Or I could play it safe.
I think I play it safe, because all those extra cards would be great.
8% attack speed is not that big of a deal.
I think it's worth.
I think taking an extra card is nice.
I need to get, I need to start working on my units anyways.
I think that's important to do.
Let's get the elves down.
combustion's really good to have enemies killed by the bear explode no no I'm
doing my silly and fuck that level this guy up
dude the ghosts are so dumb
Oh, thank God. I still win. Uh, re-roll. Carnage unit explodes when killed. Destroy target
plot to level up adjacent plots. Should I destroy my boars? Am I crazy? I think that's
It's worth it.
Give it a fun guy.
And fuck it.
Okay, we'll take another beak in here.
Uh, I guess we'll procreate a couple more days until the feudalism.
If the target plots are empty.
Oh my god.
Fuck.
You gotta start your beacon ramp.
Maybe.
You're probably right, that's a lot of beacons to be pressing down, you're fucking right.
God damn it.
I hate that you're right, it annoys me.
Honestly, maybe I should double beacon, is that?
No, oh wait, I put it in the wrong spot, now I can't poison.
Oh no, I can still put poison here, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
Roy's target plot gives you 3-in-1 crates of field.
We'll do that.
Honestly, should I put another beacon here?
Fuck it. Double beacon. Poison can go here.
Oh, but then I don't poison this. Whatever. Fuck it.
Wait!
Oh, an idiot.
I thought as soon as I put one thing down on the plot, all of it's fucked.
But no, I could've just...
Oh, that's why y'all are saying the beacon was worth it.
I thought it got completely grieved if you put one item on any- er,
building, on any of these three plots.
Ugh!
I'm an idiot.
Fuck it, another beacon I guess.
My lord, our enemy has been defeated.
Oh wow.
This guy gives farm, he also gives blacksmith.
I don't know how to get poison, I don't know what this guy gives.
I mean shit, I guess I'll upgrade my beacon again.
Does attack speed do anything to my main base?
Does it reduce the...
Why is it not attacking?
What the fuck?
There we go.
I don't know if it does.
Elf, my Cilium, my Tic, my Cilium again.
Yes.
Reduces the cooldown, increases the Tic.
Alright, two level three my Ciliums, love that.
three archers. Blacksmith instead of a second beacon would be big. Yeah. Or Aquari, isn't
there the damage from all towers, no matter where it is? Shields, when a card is placed
an empty plot camps adjacent plots game plus 2% to all stats. I think I take shields for
the boars.
I'm going to wait for the next one.
I'm going to wait for the next one.
Bound.
Fuck those.
Doubles every heal effect you receive.
Range troops every time your enemy is in units.
Increase damage of all your units in towers by 30%.
I don't think I like much of this gig of fun guy.
Yep, we do love that.
You can see all the damage done.
My main base is actually all my damage.
Procreate.
Let's get 4, start leveling that up.
I don't think I want blacksmith no I'm just going to take that level this fucker up honestly
Yeah, the elves are shit. I don't really care about them. I just want tanks.
Tanks are all I care about.
Ooh, wait, hold on. What do I want to upgrade here?
I want to buff my micellum. These fucks.
I'm not sure what the best... Honestly, if I go here...
If I go here and I get an earthworks, I can bang and blow it up and get both
of these plots as well, which is huge. Or if I go here, feels even better. Earthworks
is dead. Is it? Is there no one playing that in here? Maybe not. Oh yeah, he is dead. Snacks.
Can I not get it then?
Fuck it, we'll go here for this chest.
We gained a clone.
Okay, my- my fucking- let's just max that out, whatever.
Maxed out Trent.
Or main building.
Holy fuck.
Look at that fucking main building damage!
I mean, beacon I guess?
I have two beacons.
Those are units buffs allies all trash wizard static units attacks for your lightning melee
tank that deals area damage gains HP for each tome use.
I don't use tomes, so I don't see scaling these guys look at the giga shrooms damage 3k versus 300 for main base
I'm I know I see
The shrooms did a lot there
And I'm thinking re-rolling again
Clone is a tome is it
Static on elves is good. Elves have like extremely slow attack speeds, so I don't think it's
good. My elves did 90 damage. I really do not care at all about my boars or my elves.
I guess bores are good if I want, if I have tanks, to scale them.
But I think I sack my elves.
And so if I'm going to sack them, I don't want any of that, destroy his target plot
and gives you three random tome cards.
Like that's what I'm saying, I think I take offering.
All plots of the same card as the target get 10% to all stats.
Maybe I do this on my Selim.
Increase 9% of a random stat of a random plot.
Or?
Um, thinking maybe I could do Ogre?
Like, actually Ogre run?
I think this might be an actual sack, the fuckers there.
Giga Ogre.
I need to sack my bores next.
Move target to an empty adjacent plot.
Ogre at the top.
I don't think those are empty plots, guys.
I don't think they're empty plots.
Because they're not unlocked.
It's just a corner.
Can put him in the middle?
Well, yeah, it would have been better right now, sure, that's, yeah, that's fair, I'm
probably retarded in that sense.
But I do need to get rid of the boars.
Migrate them?
Oh yeah, gains 10% HP and damage.
Problem is I'm never gonna get rid of this micellum, but maybe that's fine
Okay level ups a plot clone it I guess we clone it here
Okay, is everything level three that I care about
Fuck it, that's max amount.
Alright, big ogres.
They died pretty quick.
Oh wait, try putting stuff down.
Um, did I lose here to this tower?
Oh, I fucking lost because I wasn't paying attention.
I'm bad.
The force is already maxed out.
Ew.
adds nine troops oh here we go all right all right jack of arms I don't think I
want units re-roll that go on another mycelium actually kind of yes I could
throw it up here in the corner and then I could start I don't know maybe unlock
this plot and start buffing both of them. Another mycelium is pretty good.
There's a temple. Increase 9% of a random saplot by... I could just take that.
Sure.
Oh my god, it's every single day.
Wait, it's a fucking building.
I thought it was like a random buff that you just throw out.
Oh my god, I hate myself.
Oh, I just nerfed my overs immensely.
He just turned my monitor off.
Hello?
Skippy?
Okay, more ogres.
You are in Jack of Structures.
Yeah, okay.
You know, in hindsight, I am an idiot.
I lose here, by the way.
Oh my god.
I fucking suck.
That's... man, I feel like I could have won that, too, if I wasn't bad.
Power start with 10% more damn.
Hmm.
Well now I know what I'm going for.
Same build.
my time on the fucking elves.
I started with Zero, my cellam.
That's crazy.
No bores either.
What the fuck is this start?
What is this?
You're cooked. Feels like it.
Alright, let's try something new here. We're gonna double forest. Forest into forest. Hear
me out. I'm not buffing the elves, I know that. But it has to be done. I'll be cloning
some bitches. More elves. Just wait till I get the bores. Surely I get it tomorrow.
Look at their attack speed by the way. Also my fucking shit keeps bugging. For what?
Why can't...
Where's my attack cooldown?
My attack city isn't over my mouse.
Am I even attacking the mothership?
I don't know which one I'm supposed to be attacking.
I have no idea. Okay, here's Bors. Okay.
Oh, I don't attack those.
Oh, I don't attack those.
Attack his base, maybe?
Archers?
Archers.
Thank you.
That's their attack speed, by the way.
And I hate that my attack cooldown isn't showing under my mouse anymore, like, bugged out.
I should see a little bar under my cursor, but I don't.
You know your A-Aution heals your units, right?
Yes, let me heal them from being one shot.
I don't know if I go Mycelium here.
here. I feel like I commit to the forest build. I just try and get omega tanky. If a target
plot is empty in the year, the blessing get plus one card of your king. You know what?
I can actually just not touch those. That's fine. What I really need is I need to dump
the archers and get like, I don't know, something to mount these bores.
I don't know what unit I want though.
Paladins, but will paladins do damage?
So why did you put it in the middle again?
My archers? Cause...
I don't fucking know.
Hmm.
Earthworks is really fucking good here.
targets okay so destroy the targets plot adjacent plots returns cards to your
hand
yeah bottom forest I guess bang then we put this back two plots unlock it's not
bad. I think you use earthworks on an empty plot. Didn't seem like I could.
Fuck it, more forests.
Unlock three random plots with level 3 forests on each of them.
Was that good?
Ooh.
Oh my god, boars right there is insane.
That's fuck.
We are level three.
Hmm.
Wait for a tank?
Well...
Yeah, but who's gonna ride... I guess fuck the... Who's gonna ride these boars? I guess these elves just keep riding them?
him. Oh, they just died. God! Well, I don't know what I do to that. Procreate? Uh, fuck
Okay, procreate, sure.
More borers, I guess.
Alright.
Range spell cast here, here's powder, and defensive melee troop.
Damage buffs also increase its HP.
Yeah, or Defender, tank unit doesn't attack but reflects all damage taken.
Yeah, I think we take Defender.
That's it, alright.
Fuck it, we throw him here.
We procrate their ass too.
Wallmaker, Ballista, Earthworks.
More plots unlocked.
Love that for us.
I can put my orchard down here and then I'll Earthworks it next turn.
Or I guess... Earthworks that bitch. Forest, Tramp, Poison Bile.
Uh, we'll get another Trent, sure.
Bang. Upgrade boars. Maxed out.
Do the defenders even mount the boars? I don't think they do.
Well, I mean they can, but if they were next to it would they? I don't... I don't know.
Cauldron!
Actually, I don't think I care about Cauldron.
Mmmm.
Ballista the boar.
I fucked up.
Um, I hate myself.
Could I ballista the boar?
Is it going to give me plus one unit?
It would also give me a blacksmith.
That could be good.
Blacksmith can be nice.
I don't know what this gives.
I forget.
I remember.
I remember.
Level is this thing now?
Three?
Okay.
Summons melee units that inherit half its stats.
battle troop gains 1% attack speed per second.
Maybe this would be really good with my tanks.
Gives every buff it gains to a Jason plot amplifies one extra plot per level.
don't attack but oh wait no I'm sorry I thought I dream I thought these were
units themselves sorry I thought they were units as defenders would tank for a
long time so they would just ramp up permanently I see yeah not good how does
How would it work? If I put the amplifier like here, does it just throw the buff somewhere?
Like would it potentially give these guys more health?
Two elf. It would give them to archers. Give every buff it gains. Oh, I see. So if I put
it here, I see. So the forest would then be getting applied to the elf. Interesting.
Interesting.
When this building reaches level 3, your kingdom travels 2 years back in time.
Interesting.
Brings plot back one level, but retains all its current stats and effects.
Seems complicated.
Regression sounds OP.
Yeah, it's level four. I mean at some point. I need clones so I can level my fucking defenders. Oh my plots. Oh
They finished. Okay
Level that up. We got pro create. How do I have no clones? Hello?
I could regress the boars
Fuck it, I guess, and then level him again, I guess.
Tortured creates roots that trap enemies? I mean, fuck it, sure.
Level my forest, sure.
Earthworks, yes.
I guess I earthed.
Can we stop turning my monitors off guys?
I fucking get the wrong thing!
Because my monitor turned off!
Dogs!
Oh my, my elves!
It's over!
Hey, excuse me, come here, come on, come on, I love you, I love you, come here, let me
Well, there goes my fucking archer.
At least they weren't scaling, actually.
Well, I guess I lost all my fucking recruits, so that sucks, it- it- whatever.
I mean none of this matters.
Whenever any unit is added to a plot, gain one extra unit.
Every poison effect is now applied twice.
You can now choose between plus three loot cards, get loot from all enemy kings.
I'm trying to roll for whenever I get attacked it applies poison.
It allows you to pick three new plots to unlock.
Fuck it, I guess overwork.
That's fine.
Safe.
How much help do these guys have?
104? Is that really it?
There's a lot of thunder right now.
The dogs are scared.
All right, well here's another amplifier.
Huh.
I should have saved that.
melee troop, damage buff also increases its HP.
Paladins could be good, so what I want to do is I need to...
like, move this forest over. I don't know where you get it, but remember that, like, moves a plot over, or whatever.
I need to scooch these fuckers over?
No.
That's not what I want to do. Maybe Paladins to mount my boars?
Wild card the defenders? Yeah leveling them up is also a play.
I'm just gonna take Paladins, I'm putting him in front of the boars.
Paladin's there.
Massacre'd them.
Love that for me.
Cauldron, Earthworks.
Earthworks is also very good to have.
Unlock that shit screw it
Screw it
Raptor... hmm... plus 10% HP is kind of a big deal, I think.
Oh, hey, there's Ogre.
Oh my god.
I'm not kidding, I think Ogre could be a play here.
Considering I've got all that empty space up there.
Screw it.
They don't need to hit all of it.
It's fine right there.
Shields.
How much health do they have?
Plus 10 HP on these guys is kind of a big deal.
Yeah, cause they start ramping quicker. Look at it there.
Arrange troop that shoots huge bolts with piercing damage.
I don't think I care. Reroll.
Cauldron?
I don't think I care about that either.
And as I put cauldron on my main base
Need a spire a spire would be fucking great, but I don't think you get that from here. What is it called? I think it is a spire
Sprit out there
I'm pretty sure this is where you can get the heal.
Right?
Is this where you get the healing from?
No?
Fuck.
Okay.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Why just destroy the target plot?
Like fuck it?
He can seem shit.
Single target tower gains 0.5% attack speed for each gold you earn.
I think I'm Mortgage.
Swish are about two random plots. Each use, one more plot is leveled up.
Adrenaline and Powldowns can be good too. I have 40 gold.
Okay, I leveled up some random shit.
My cauldron?
Oh, fuck.
My archers did do the most damage that game.
I guess that makes sense, but...
Ugh.
I really need Procreate ASAP.
okay so I can get more ogres because they are scaled I just only have three of
them there it is skippy come on come on you can't be going under the desk anymore
I don't know why these cables are so loose, but this is a problem
He's gonna stay right there
He's scared. Yeah, it's really loud thunder right now.
Alright, that's a lot of ogres.
They just died instantly. What the flying fuck just happened.
Okay, clone.
Doubles healing on you invisibility register.
I mean...
Forrest now gives another 1% HP.
I mean that's actually pretty valuable.
Considering this does 6% an hour, it'll actually do 9%.
And then there's this one as well, and they're all level 3, so they give 2% 3 times, so now it's 3% 3 times.
Let's get these defenders leveled up.
They're level fucking 2.
They've got 800 HP now.
I'll take it pro-create, thank god.
Uh, Damage 6.
And these ogres are just not doing that great, let's get more of them, I guess.
Dude, this guy's actually just shooting me.
What the fuck?
Scaling on ogre is too late sadly seems like it really seems like it
Try again
Try other classes, I don't really want to right now because I'm just trying to remember the game all together
Where do I want to put my tr- Honestly, back there's not bad.
Yeah, that's fine.
Ew.
I do remember I think Druid was the hardest character for me to win on in the campaign.
I couldn't fucking do it.
No shrooms, yep.
I don't like elves. I think elves are horrible. In fact, I think all the units of Druid is bad.
They're all bad.
Elves, boars, forests is an instant win. Is it? Okay. Elves, boars, forests,
instant win.
I hear that. Elves in the middle. Sure. We'll put boars right here and we'll start foresting them.
I don't want to touch my clone. Fuck these guys.
I don't understand how he has so many units.
What?
Hi, Luce.
Let's do more procreating, I guess.
The carves and the plots will level up in the year of the prophecy.
Interesting.
Okay, more procreation.
Lots of elves.
Oh, I went against another druid and I won instantly.
What is this, I swear it's bugging out.
Just do auto. If I remember correctly, auto is horrible.
Melee tank that deals area damage gains HP for each tome used.
allies attack damage based on its own damage.
This king is absolutely trash, literally anyone is better.
Excellent sentence.
Need more forest now, only need forest, get boar HP super high, want shields from nomad,
all other cards are trash.
Okay.
sentences coming in.
There's the heel.
Fuck it.
Adds five procreate cards to your hand.
Hmm.
How many units does a spire heal?
Heals your units that are closest to death?
many though? Because like I feel like this might not be good in that case. Okay, how
How many do we have here?
15, 21.
Well, looks like I'm committed to elf bores.
Scaling the boards here.
Farm could be good here.
Yeah, we'll take farm.
42 boars, 39 archers, put a farm...
...here, I guess?
Every year has a 50% chance of duplicating an enchantment of one adjacent troop
What enchantments do I even have?
Okay farm can be good because I could put farm next to my boars, but then I'll have two level two farms
Yeah, screw it. Let's do that.
And no level.
Static here.
Okay.
God, auto is so fucking bad.
Guys, what is the attack cooldown?
I need attack speed so bad.
It's insane.
I also probably want a spire.
Let's put the spire down.
Snacks out the forest.
Wait.
Oh my god, I already had a forest.
That was wasted.
That's dumb.
I guess maybe I'll get another force up there eventually.
I don't think I'm able to hurt his base until I kill the wall.
I see.
Excellent, two level two farms now.
my elves to two?
It's time to throw in units, gain a unit whenever an adjacent card gains one.
Gain a unit whenever an adjacent card gains one, okay?
Slow the enemy's movement and attack speed. Okay, we take that.
Frost.
4's are level 2, so we'll level that.
Fuse Zyre myself, I don't need that.
Doubles critical damage, increase the damage of all your units and towers by 9 free re-rolls.
I'm going to reroll, gain 5, procreate, eh.
Doubles the maximum HP of all troops.
Three random plots, those are probably the worst locations that could have gone.
I mean, I guess maybe if I get Earthworks, it'll be fine.
Dragons and some of the powerful single strike dragons gets one of them stronger each time
a plot is destroyed. Interesting. Adds 5 damage or plus 5% damage. We'll take the plus 5 dam.
I need attack speed, so I think I go here. I might be able to get a spire for my archers,
I can only hope plus five bam
I fucking lost oh, I just straight up lose completely
Huh, I don't know that one guy said it was a free win as long as I just keep leveling
forests and get boars and I don't know how'd I lose?
tower build is bullshit. It really seems like it, huh?
Don't know what character to play. I guess I'll try the basic dude.
Oh my god.
Okay, we'll take some rainbow cards.
All troops, frozen attack speed base is 10% increased stats.
Plus one royal decree option.
Scout towers shoot one extra arrow.
Towers start with plus 10% damage.
Let's just towers.
There's tower sweating.
You spam towers and you win with that.
Let's try it.
I don't have a lot of perks, but whatever.
What does my base do? I forget. I don't know. Play.
Pearl's a stone projectile at your enemies.
I'm gonna throw this bitch in the fucking corner.
Soldier, farm, steelcoat. Okay, not a single tower.
Just start out. Love that for me.
If you're going to do board build, you have to hard commit to force and procreates.
Level plots around- shh, stop talking.
Put a soldier down.
Farm, sure.
Blacksmith, sure.
Like, my fucking thing isn't working.
Oh wait, I'm not through it anymore.
Alright, fuck this, you can go on auto.
I ain't aiming that.
Single target tower gains 0.5% attack speed for each gold that you earn.
I'm gonna get it a fucking dispenser.
Screw it.
I don't see how I'll throw it right here.
How much do they pay you to look emo?
A lot.
Dude, what are your messages?
He has a touch grass icon.
Why is your offline chat cooler than your raffle?
Man's can't spell.
How much do they pay you to look emo?
Are you a human?
Should we start a plot?
3 random tome cards.
Uhh...
I think I re-roll this.
Ugh.
I don't like any of these.
Fuck it.
Destroy is a random plot.
Okay, I need to leave these plots empty.
That's fine.
What do I want to destroy?
Do I destroy my fucking farm?
Screw it.
Fuck the farm.
Destroy's target plot to level up two random other plots.
Jesus, fuck.
Shields.
I don't really like any of these things here.
I want gold.
It's buffing your soldiers.
I'm aware, but I don't care about my soldiers long term.
I don't even want to put shields on them because I'm going to get rid of them.
Maybe I shouldn't though because they're scaling.
They do three damage.
That's a whole lot of fuckin' nothing.
Alright, looks like I'm committed. We're gonna keep him steelcoat.
Have all that. Level this guy up.
This could be good, but they won't really, oh no, they won't do anything, gives you three
gold at the end of every year.
I think I want vault.
I think I vault here.
No, I think I vault here.
And then I'm gonna Earthworks it and I'll put it back down again.
Oh shit, I'm dead.
Scout Tower?
Eh.
Actually Scout Tower could possibly be good here.
I do have that one perk.
Castle hits now, leave a trail of fire on the ground until when it was particular stores
all your lost lives.
All troops in the field now have the same damage as your strongest troops' current damage.
Your support buildings apply their effect one additional time.
That'd be my blacksmith.
I kind of want to roll just to see what the fuck else I might just blacksmith again first
of all let's do this first works bang paladin would have been great like that's I would
have loved to get rid of these soldiers and take the paladin considering I have blacksmith
here right? Or actually, how it in here? Wait, that's wrong. How do I undo? How do I undo?
I wanted to put the powder in here in the middle. Oh my god.
I don't even know where my lives are castle, archer, level up a target plot, or just level
up. Okay we're gonna buy the paladin here. Honestly, leave. And then paladin goes there.
Blacksmith goes there. Okay now I've got a pretty decent setup. Yeah I don't know how
How many lives I have left like to lose or whatever?
Those are units that are closest to death during battle.
I have one?
Where do y'all see it?
It's top left of the base.
Oh, it's this shit. Okay.
Hmm.
Yeah, fuck.
I'm gonna level my blacksmith, I guess.
Okay.
Steel coat.
Honestly, I'm just going to level up my Black Slip again.
I'm just ramping these guys.
Beacon or Vault?
Beacon could go.
Oh man, where would I...
I wouldn't be able to buff its attack speed quite yet.
Yeah, another vault could be good, just make some fucking money, I'm not gonna level it
up, I'm just gonna fucking double vault back there, because whenever I make gold this gains
attack speed. So it's got attack speed handled. It's got damage handled too. That gun is ramping
hard. Fuck it. I'm just gonna steelcoat these guys considering they're not that tanky. Farm.
We'll get more of these guys.
Inspire to heal these dudes could be nice.
Destroy his target plot and gives you three random tome cards.
Destroy the target plot.
Honestly, I think I'm just going to play these archers and then I'll destroy it later.
I think I lose, GG.
I got, like, dead fucking last.
God, that wall was just impossible to get through, and you just die.
I'll try one more, but, God.
start with plus one steel coat.
He passed on two scout towers.
Yeah, I didn't care about him.
They didn't really scale as well as I wanted them to.
Once again, soldier start cringe.
Well, gamer, since you're so locked in and watching, I would expect you to have noticed
that I just took that perk out, that one single scout tower perk that I had.
I mean, do I fucking try this bullshit again?
This Spencer?
I mean, it's asking me to do it.
Throw it there.
I really don't think there's any good perks I can get from this guy.
Area damage turret every year. Sacrifice an adjacent unit per level to gain plus two damage.
Runs towards them and it explodes.
If an adjacent unit dies, all these are bad.
I'm just going to take Castle and level it up.
If you have a troop card on the target plots by the year, the double is the number of units.
Okay, so I should put some units here.
If I get like a Paladin or something, I don't know.
Day 18, I have 1 million HP and 56,000 HP Paladins.
Are you playing online?
Day 18?
Okay, doubles all stats of all level 1 troops, every poison is played twice, discard your
current hand, gives you one copy of each of your king's cards.
of my Kings cards? I don't give a fuck about my Kings cards. Maybe I'd get Paladin though?
I think I'd get Paladin. Yeah, fuck yeah I do.
Okay, bang.
Okay, level up farm.
So, on this, if you have a troop card on the target plot, it doubles their units, so I
want to get as many paladins on this as I can ASAP.
Something that I leveled this again, actually.
I might even put a blacksmith right here as well.
there archers cringe level that soldier sure level that too they're ramping
archer top right you mean here I'm thinking I put do I want archers there
I feel like they just fucking die
Scout tower I'm looking to just sacrifice
I guess it does double there
But it's like is it gonna be that valuable for the archers
Fuck it fine
All right
I've actually got tanks, melee DPS, and ranged DPS now.
Sure.
Okay, another vault.
Just level this guy up.
More money.
Oh, great.
So wait, this is where the mothership is by the way.
Okay, I do attack it there.
Castle, when this building reaches level 3, level up all your plots.
Ooh, concubator could be really good, let's take it.
Unit gains 1% damage whenever any plot levels up, okay.
Move target plot, destroy the plot, level up adjacent.
This is also really good.
We want sacrifice.
Okay.
So, scout tower here.
it. Wasted, wasted. Oh no. This doesn't do anything yet. Powdons are currently level
one so doesn't do shit, just level the castle.
Take a wild card.
that down, start leveling this fucker. Meet his touch on 31.7 DPS, 30, or no, 8.7. 5.6,
I see. Who's getting all the killing blows here?
I feel like my Paladins are going to be really good once I get them.
Yeah, I may as such I'm Paladins. I think it's going to be better.
Oh, they're so fucking slow, though.
Carnage.
Unit explodes when killed, dealing 10% area damage, okay?
But that impalids.
So far I'm kind of owning
I guess to Spencer well fuck wait is it already maxed out
Please don't be maxed out. Oh my god. It isn't okay
It'll be wasted because I'm gonna level this fucker up and then it'll be three. Oh
I'm an idiot
I think I just sell it make money
You could regress it.
I could, but selling it also just ramps it.
You're probably right, I should have done that.
Unit heals for 20 hours and damage dealt.
If it just dies in battle, summons an amp.
If an adjacent unit dies in battle, summons an imp to fight.
Oh, it's a building.
Right.
Do vampirism on the paladins.
Paladins are having a really good time now that I got the baby boom or whatever.
Vault over invests.
It's level three already.
Reroll it.
I need more.
When do I get a new plot?
Okay, I expand my kingdom here.
So I'm thinking I take Vault just to put it there when the time comes.
Double the stats of all level 1 troops, no.
Discards your current hand.
Your first reroll in every encounter gives you plus 10 gold instead of taking it.
This is plus 10 gold per day, is it not?
Wouldn't that be huge for my turret?
Aren't your pallies level 1?
Oh my god, they are so are my archers
That's pretty good
But they're gonna level eventually yeah, but it doubles the stats and
This gives 2% attack damage to a Jason troops. So like it would just start ramping up
Actually, I don't know how it works. Does it do 2% attack damage of its base or 2% increase attack damage of where it's currently?
So it's like, multiplicative or whatever.
Current. So...
Yeah, that's kind of insane.
Doubling them up right now just ramps them so much faster.
That's so good right now, actually.
I guess I level the blacksmith, or do I level up this?
Let's level up the concubator.
I need one more of those fuckers, and then all my shit levels up once, which is huge.
Uh, vampirism, I guess.
I need to re-roll and get that level up bullshit here we go thank god
Where do I want to unlock? I'm thinking here.
Okay, well, all right, uh, so now I need to level this fucker up, dang.
Now I need to destroy this at some point.
Wait, brings plot 1 level but retains all its current stats and effects.
If I regress it and then level it again, would that work?
No.
It's broken.
That's what I'm looking at.
It's fucking broken now.
Alright.
So I need to destroy this with an Earthworks, ideally.
For now, I guess I just put down a fucking vault.
I think I win. I'm very strong.
I don't know who I want here. I'll take you, sure.
This reaches level three or build it your go back two years in time merchant in two
days that's gonna be big
increase targets movement speed by 200% I think haste on my paladins is also
really big
so we're gonna adrenaline or as a paladins adrenaline paladins and haste
the paladins. So they should be zooming. They're zooming. I want Mita's touch now.
My paladins. Now they make a lot of money, they get the fuck in there fast as hell.
Look at that money they're making.
I guess I'll still coat my paladins.
Wallmaker...
What did you do?
I need to sacrifice some shit.
So I need to get rid of this fucker.
I don't need another concubator.
Build defensive walls in my kingdom.
I don't know if I care about that either.
reroll? I think I want to roll that because I want magic. Earthworks. There we go. Bang.
Destroy a target plot to level up two random plots. That's worth it. I should do that.
Overhaul is good. 5 damage or 5% damage. Spin 30 gold to increase every stat of a plot
pipe. That's big. And then leave. That's enough. Alright. Let's see here. What order
do I do? Unlocks target adjacent plots, targets, cards return to your hand up to three copies.
I think if I Earthworks this, I get it back, right?
Yeah, I do.
And then I can bang, bang, bang.
Oh, it's broken.
But now I can wild card it, bang.
This I just sell.
And then I bang, which levels more shit up.
And then on my Paladins,
I over invest them to make them stronger.
Interesting. Okay.
Deals your units that are closest to death. I mean...
Enemies killed by the explode, dealing 20%.
They'll kill by the bear. Okay, combustion I guess for my paladins.
Dude, they're so fast. They're level one. Two, by the way.
Okay, they're level three. I'm done. I forgot I leveled everything up.
What do I want now?
Yeah, I guess I'll regress them and then level them again.
Increase the damaging range of area attacks. God Tower is bullshit.
Gives you 99 gold.
Hmm. Do I care about gold anymore? I feel like my tower doesn't matter. More plots and then
I can buff my paladins maybe, right? So I go bang. Uh, shit. Now fucking what, actually?
It's actually so funny just watching him zip-zoop every time he does that, he's like,
All right, more combustion, I guess.
I'm just leveling the paladins, like that's the build.
There's no pivoting at this point.
My blacksmiths are kind of maxed out.
I guess I put another blacksmith down.
I mean, so what I'm thinking about doing is there's that one thing where like you can
make the buffs.
You can do some weird buff shit to it.
Hold on.
I guess vault?
I mean, because it's not affecting anyone?
Sure.
I can destroy this blacksmith with the amplifier here and then I could double blacksmith
But I have to get that every year's duplicating champion on an adjacent troop
It'd be good too
Targets HP and damage are now equal to whichever is higher
so
let's see if it works how we think
It works even better than how I thought.
So I equaled the, let me think of what happened, so I brought the damage up to the health,
which was 3000. But the way Paladin works is when it gains damage, it also gains health.
So I guess that happened afterwards, so instead of being 3000, 3000, I'm now 3000, 60,000.
Huh.
I don't see balance in the buffs, I don't think I can library that to happen again.
That's just a really lucky card.
No overinvesting?
Dude.
I don't think I need to care anymore
Doubles all stats of level one troops
Unfortunately, my paladins are level three and I cannot regress them so that it's not gonna be good. I
Mean for just for like a flat 30% increase every plot
Gains a trip every year. I mean just plus 30% sure 90,000 HP whatever
next
What do I even get here like?
Uh, plus 10% HP.
I'd love an Earthworks regression, uh, whoops.
Units first hit is always critical, okay.
I just don't procreate, it's not that good.
I really want Earthworks.
And I will take Frost, sure.
So I just take offering to three random tome cards.
Okay, whatever, over invest, frost buff, precision buff, shields, plus Temerson health, vampirism
buff.
the battle I can't believe I won there. The final battle, you must play all of your cards.
Okay. Sure.
All right.
It's whoever kills the most.
I'm at a thousand right now.
Oh, they killed one.
I'm gonna kill him
I'm gonna kill him
Oh, they got me.
Okay.
I think I got first.
Oh shit, that's pretty fun.
Cool idea, Dev. I'm sure you're listening.
Well shit, that's pretty fun.
Cool idea, Dev. I'm sure you're listening.
Probably not.
Either way, GGs.
Alright, I will be on tomorrow.
No.
I don't think I will be.
No, I will not be live tomorrow, everyone.
But I will be live on Wednesday.
So, today,
three kings,
or nine kings,
beat that Warcraft 3 map.
Not sure what I'll do Wednesday.
We'll see.
Anyway, podcast episode.
Ooh, no way.
Why not, Daddy X?
I don't know, but that's a great sentence to end on.
Have a great night.
I'll see you guys on Wednesday.
Peace.