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HALF BLIND MAN WITH A BROKEN NECK PUSHES HIMSELF TO A LIMIT IN A GYM | !podcast !gamersupps !contest
08-06-2026 · 7h 09m
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Atomic, atomic, for a guy
Black monster with power
Don't believe her for me
Don't you try, don't you try
Come here, kill the sheep
There's no space to move, break our ways, let the rain get to us
There's nothing I can do, there's nothing I can do
There's nothing I can do, there's nothing I can do
Don't you try, don't you try
It's gonna be tough, it's gonna be cheap
There's no space, dream control
Ready power, let the race
I'm searching to be home, the stories that I told, on the back is to the world, but I'm smiling when I turn.
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Run along with Captain Jack, run him to the pink and black
Run along with Captain Jack
Di-na-ro, di-na-ro, di-da-di-da-di-da-ro
Ba-da-da-di-da-ro
Left, right, right, left
Ba-da-da-di-da-ro
Run along with Captain Jack
Hello.
Test test test.
Can you hear me?
Yes you can.
Hello.
Good morning.
All right.
Music is gone.
I'm so sorry.
sure all right now my lenses are gonna start transitioning it might have
already done that done that they are ugly I know time to drive gotta go to the
Jim bad news is I left my phone at home my streaming phone so I'm using Nick's he
let me set it up and well he set it up and it's half dead so hopefully Nick
brings a charger and hopefully I make it back in time
And I got a gate gas, but I can do that on the way home.
Which gas do I have?
Probably two bars.
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It should be here in a bit, I don't think I need this neck thing, I'm more so got it,
I just got it, 30 bucks.
Yeah.
I have like three other neck races too. I just went on Amazon and typed in neck shit.
Is Finn coming today?
No, Finn is still in Japan I think.
Oh fuck.
Yeah, he's gone.
Do you have a gift for you today?
Oh no.
Come in today.
Is it the clothes?
Yes.
Oh shit, okay.
Let me get my...
It isn't there, buddy. It isn't from me. It's from the...
Or really, this is from the bodybuilding community.
Oh, the bodybuilding community.
the old nerdy gave, gave you clothing.
Oh shit, well I need it.
I'm wearing a long sleeve right now
because I don't, I'm tired of wearing the same shirt.
I got my keys.
I need my wallet too actually.
Hold on, all my shit's fucked up,
so I left my phone at my house.
I'm using Nick's streaming phone right now.
Oh fuck, yeah, so everything got all scrambled
while I was trying to find everything.
Put that in there, and then I need the selfie stick
and I'm good.
Where's my shopping stick?
Alright, it's so hot out here.
It is hot.
It is hot.
It is for days.
What is Finn doing in Japan?
Vacation.
Vacation.
He's on vacation.
Okay.
So this phone is only held under this selfie stick with a magnet.
God, my glasses look cringe.
Oh!
My transit... I don't have contacts.
Yeah, so I have to wear glasses for the next two more days of this.
Until you get lenses?
Until I go get lenses, yes. These are the only glasses I have.
Let's scan this in.
Hello.
Gatorade?
I'll try some delicious Gatorade, sure.
So we have green berry and we have lemonade.
Okay.
Sure.
I just pick one to sample. Yeah, you pick a sample. Alright, I'll take a sample of some Gatorade.
So, we have packs over there. We're trying to sell them all, but at the end of this week.
Oh. That's a lot of Gatorade. Yeah. So, one is 18 and two is 30. I recruit Gatorade.
I'm good with all three. You say two bottles or two packs?
Packs, sorry. Oh, hell yeah. That's a deal. We'll take one of those.
Can I leave it over, like by the front, so I can grab it on the way out? Is that possible?
Okay, hold on, let me find a trash can.
I'll hold this.
Yeah, you hold that, please.
I'm careful.
The wall is my backpack.
Is it cash?
Um, it's up there.
Up there?
Alright.
I'll buy one pack of Gatorade.
Are they sugar-free?
They're lower sugar.
They're low sugar.
They're low sugar brands for bottle drinks.
We'll do low sugar.
That's fine.
Low sugar Gatorade.
Alright.
I'll start half my diet today.
You can drink it.
You can throw a burqa.
We'll drink that during the work.
There we go.
Yeah.
Alright, I'm paying. Turn that around. And make sure you're not filming.
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And that's the areas from me chance there we go we have
Look at him huh?
Yeah, she just fits nice I put it on backwards at first I was like what this guy look at
their neck oh hi chance I meet you yeah my neck is all messed up every time I come to
work out afterwards? Yeah, it's like I literally can't exist. Like it's the worst
experience ever. And we try to avoid workouts that mess my neck up, but it
doesn't matter. I don't know what it is. So, let's have a voice-sync thing. I love
spin. I do sit, my job is to sit, basically.
I mean, it happens a lot when I treat stuff with the neck from the pocket.
Yeah.
I mean, I could definitely help with that, but it depends on who's timing that.
Because I do want to do an assessment, I don't want to just randomly put it in there.
Well, I mean we can take all the time in the world if you want to, the thing is I'm streaming.
I'm streaming.
So, I don't want to sit in here for an hour and then leave the stream out here for an hour,
so I'd have to stream it.
Otherwise, come off stream.
I mean, you can stream it.
I don't can make sure that it's doing the same.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So if I can stream it, then that's fine.
I'll just have to mic you up.
That's weird, but...
If you want today, we can probably just do an assessment and just get your neck down so we don't typically invert the stream as much.
Sure. Well, it's not really going to do the stream. Again, if you want to make it...
This is a part of the stream.
It would be a part of the stream. I don't do anything special. It doesn't matter if I don't want to leave it out here doing nothing.
But as long as we're with the stream, it doesn't matter. So that's fine.
But I'd have to mic you up and then just do it normally.
Okay.
This is so smooth.
Oh, yeah. I mean, I have to do that tonight.
Yeah?
Then we I'm down you're able to take me. Yes, I'd love that
Yes, I would love that let me change her okay, do you think
There you go neck. I hooked I hooked them in so I'm walking into that room and said they're my friend
That's a bad neck. Oh my god. Yeah, my neck is horrible
Yo, they got me, I bought a whole pack of Gatorade, you want one?
See, they should try to get me two of those, I was like...
I bought a whole pack, you want one?
Yeah, true.
Alright, I got them over here, they said I could give it a front.
So, that's what you're doing?
Alright, hang out tonight.
Yeah, we can sit there.
We can sit there and watch him.
Low sugar.
It's not that good.
They're trying to get me two of those.
They have too many in front of them.
I haven't used him before.
The order number I sent you is to a massage therapist.
And what is it? Oh, it's chiropractic.
It probably has some...
Everybody's telling me to not do this.
It doesn't do that.
Okay, it's the same.
Can you go there and help me make sure he's okay?
I don't know if we're going... I don't know what we're doing right now.
Let me get you a mic, Nick.
Are you ready for us to do this?
No, you can come with me.
We can stay on the other corner and watch him and laugh at him.
If you hold onto this for me, he's putting your pocket.
Just going to have that out.
I have that out. It'll be fine.
Some of your chances still looks jacked.
Maybe it's the shirt, man. I'll be honest.
Thank you.
This is actually really nice.
I love this.
Look at the back of him.
It's looking good, does it say?
Be hard to deal.
What the fuck is this?
No, I actually love it.
Tell whoever gave this to you and me, tell them I love it.
It's actually great.
I'm not bad.
I'm mad.
It's all of us.
All right.
So how do we do it?
Let me see that mic, Nick.
If you want to clip this onto your shirt appreciate that. What's your name again? Hugh. Hugh? Yes, sir.
All right. Well listen, I've had a bad neck for three weeks. I have not gone to a doctor yet.
Everyone's yelling at me to do it. I'm coming to you now. Cool. I'm happy.
Come on in. Yeah, can you... some small room? Do you want the door open or closed?
Doesn't matter to me. It's up to you.
Uh, if you want to close it. Nick, come in. Yeah, come on in. Make it nice and cozy.
All right, yes.
It's space for four men in this room.
You can for me, just put in your information here.
OK.
I can put a whole shit bag in here.
A whole shit bag.
If anything, just do the name, last name.
But he was telling them.
Look at fucking Matt Brace.
He looks like an old man.
This is cool.
What's this thing?
What's it about?
Typically, I stream video games.
But this is like, I'm 32 now.
So we started going to the gym.
Nice.
And so now I just stream everything.
I don't really care.
What kind of video games do you have?
Everything.
Really?
Yeah, what do you play?
Mostly RPGs, but.
Oh, which one?
Right now I'm cream and dessert.
That's a sick game I wanted to play.
I've been watching videos of it.
It actually looks sick.
It's pretty badass.
Yeah, right?
What else did I put in here?
High notes, that matter?
No.
Here, I'll get the rest.
I guess address?
Not right now.
We'll get the rest.
So practically it's gonna send you a welcome email.
Okay.
If you could for me just fill out all of those things.
Where did I leave my phone out there?
Oh, I think I left my phone out on that table.
I did hide it as well.
You guys are way too powerful man.
I mean there's no one that's being stolen man.
I mean I'm gonna steal it.
Okay Nick.
All right, so you want me to go to the email?
Oh here, I'll just, we'll do it here.
Okay.
That is me.
And it's the shave, I can see your type.
Yeah, practically here, we just make it true to the informed consent.
I think it would be better with short hair.
For a beard?
Yeah.
I was getting a haircut today, I can see it.
Oh, nice.
You like it?
Yeah.
I need to have short hair.
Which one do you play?
I play mainly more bald.
Okay.
I'm grayer.
Yes, I'm big while grayer, but right now I'm playing.
I haven't heard of that one. I got into Extraspeed games a little bit with Hunt.
Hunt?
Yeah, it's a gnarly game. Honestly, I haven't had my heart rate race so much when I played Hunt.
Because it's like, you don't get a mini map or anything like that. You just have to go by mostly sound.
Yep, hard pop is a horror game.
Oh!
Oh, here.
Is that everything here?
I got these, practically, I want to do these just so you know.
Oh yeah, here.
So for these, you're acknowledging that there is some inherent risk.
I'm going to check for anything that could be a risk, but I'm going to be honest with those.
Just letting you know that there are risks to being treated.
That was for someone who could come home.
I understand.
I agree.
Good.
If you want to tie this again.
Psycholatrician.
Massage.
You can do it very well.
Massage.
It's a nice thing.
A few times.
Yeah.
So guys, I'm out of number.
All right.
All right.
All right.
I got you.
All right, just take a seat.
Okay.
Man, this is crazy.
I'm in the stream.
I know.
Okay.
So tell me what's going on with your neck.
Basically, we started working out two or three, four weeks ago, something like
that.
And it was fine at first, and then it just started to hurt a little bit.
And then at some point we worked out, no specific moment happened, I woke up one day
and it hurt like no other.
I couldn't even, I couldn't turn, I couldn't sleep in one position for more than 30 minutes
because I had to swap sides, I had to get on my back, I tried my stomach, I tried my side,
and I just couldn't function.
So we took a break for a bit, we went back to the gym, we worked out again and I was
really mindful of my neck, we did no neck workouts, but it didn't matter, it still
hurt the day after just as much.
Did it also happen when we needed a back workout?
Nothing was, no, not really.
It didn't hurt while working out.
I mean, I guess it kind of did.
But it was usually the day after, like soreness.
Show me where.
It's right, well, now it's kind of this side, here and here.
OK.
So it feels so in there, I can't get to it.
Does it start like, oh, it's so super deep?
It feels deep, yeah.
Any movements in particular when the neck hurts?
Yeah, it's when I look down like this in this corner
and like that.
It's mainly this side, for sure.
but it's, I'm just noticing it's now on this side.
Okay.
You said working out the shoulders
and anything overhead?
Everything, yeah.
I guess, yeah.
I'm guessing lifting, how long have you been lifting?
Four weeks.
Four weeks.
Yeah, but not this.
You get this guy open up?
He's been here for a while, I don't even know.
Is it?
How much sleep are you getting on regularly?
Regularly I try and get eight I would say I'd probably be getting more like six or seven
What do you say they're very low
Just saying she said mostly when you wake up after the next thing
Yeah, but it hurt the whole day, but I don't know the last day I didn't take
action or I'd be broken. That's been going on for a while. Yeah, I mean three weeks,
two weeks now, I'd say. We stopped going to the gym for a whole week,
because of it. This is my first day back. Is that why we stopped going?
Not that new game that came out? Did you play Talars today? Well, we weren't going,
No, that is not why we stopped.
You said it's a lot.
How long have you been sitting down?
I would say, okay.
The truthful answer, I would say I'm sitting down upwards of 14 to 15 hours a day.
Any breaks?
Not really.
That is not the lie.
That is real.
It's almost the lie.
That's a lot.
Yeah, a lot.
Of course, the main thing I'm going to say is take some breaks in between some sessions.
I know it's hard when gaming.
Yeah.
He's good, though, if it makes a difference.
And you've never seen a chiropractor before?
Never.
Well, I'll try and explain some of the things I do.
Of course, if you have any questions along the way, ask me.
I love answering questions, you're not bothering me.
A girlfriend, they want me to get a chiropractor since I'm paralyzed.
Yeah, that's not going to happen.
I signed a waiver so.
Yeah, you signed a waiver. Now you're mine. I'm sorry.
Current level of pain, what would you say?
Probably like a three? I'm good right now.
A ten means I'm screaming and agony. I can exist.
The day after tomorrow I'll probably give you like a seven.
It hurts. Because it'll be the day after we work out today.
Okay, so it's worse, it's around seven?
Yeah.
What about at its best? Usually a three? What are we talking about?
Two or three?
And then on average, what would you rate it?
Well, again, if I were to stop working out,
it'd probably say a three, but when we do it,
so average that to five, four or five.
That's fine.
And then we'll treat the neck and kind of the upper back
today, just because they are kind of connected.
Usually we call them shoulders, neck, and call them
schnack.
Sure.
And of course today, Anna, right?
is going to be on me, so don't even worry about it.
Okay.
We'll take that.
I mean, it's fun.
It's my first time doing anything like this.
Oh, there you are.
I was wondering where you went.
How much do you weigh?
I want to say 175.
175?
Sure about that.
Yeah, I weighed myself three weeks ago.
I'm sure about that.
I don't know what's changed in three weeks.
Is there a scale in the bathroom?
We don't have to do that.
175.
I was thinking about this device.
I told you.
I will bring it to the gym.
I told you.
I'll tell you.
My best to see the broadcast.
Yeah.
I'm interested in the car.
Yeah.
What was it?
I don't know.
I'm down.
Yeah.
It's good.
Before we begin, any questions for me?
What are we doing?
You see the way I'm done.
Practically, do you know anything about car practice?
You cracked it?
Huh?
Kind of, yeah.
Which is yes and no.
So practically I look for any areas of your joints that aren't moving well.
And of course I bring them to tension.
I get an impulse in there and then it removes that restriction and allows multiple things
to work better.
Your joints work better.
They're able to actually pump things in and out so nutrients in, the waste products out.
The muscles work better because they're not trying to compensate for any kind of restriction
that you have.
Sure.
And then you're, I mean the whole system kind of works out to work better.
Okay.
I'll explain a little bit as I'm going along about what I find first I just got
a career to be adjusted today.
Any surgeries?
No, not really.
No.
Not really I had a what's a hernia? Yeah, I had a hernia a long time ago
Hi, or which one or England or growing or growing? Okay?
About the hemorrhoids chance that's not a surgery though. Yeah, you didn't get surgery today. I can't do that
Oh, yeah, I didn't get surgery, but you can't
How long so was the hernia seven years ago?
Six years. I don't know time anymore. Yeah, so like 2019 something like that. Yeah
Neologies yes, I'm allergic to cockroaches severely
I got tested right
Yeah, we're both mixed smut. What is mixed smut? It's a thing you can be allergic to I don't know what that is
Mixed smut. I'm mild on that one. So you stay seated. I'm gonna come behind you
Okay, practically. I'm just gonna compress and decompress everything all right
See if we have any kind of gross instabilities. Sure. So here
Any pain when I do this?
No.
Any pain when I do this?
No.
Good.
We're going to lean to the right.
We're going to turn.
Any pain when I do this?
No.
We're going to turn to the left.
Turn.
Yes.
Oh, okay.
So you feel it there?
Yes.
Where do you feel it?
Feel right here.
Okay, good.
And what does it feel like?
It feels like you're squeezing something up.
Okay.
Give me the best descriptors you've got.
I feel it right there.
It's like you're pinching something.
It feels like a pinch?
Yes.
Does it feel like a pinch?
Yes.
Anything shooting into the arm?
Definitely.
No numbness or tingling in the arms, right?
No.
Perfect.
And come here.
Let's see what's going on.
Look up for me.
All the way up at the top.
Okay.
Is that painful too?
I feel it.
Yeah, I feel it there again.
Come back to neutral with down for me.
Good.
Come back to neutral.
Turn your head to the right.
Turn your head to the left.
Good.
Is it harder to turn to the right?
It's harder to turn to the right.
I feel that same spot.
Same spot.
Do you feel like a pool when you turn to the right,
or that pinch?
Kind of feels, I mean, it feels like it's a sharpish paint,
just a sharpish paint here.
I don't know about pool or pinch.
Right there?
Yeah.
OK.
So, we'll get this to one of y'all.
Good.
I'm going to turn to the left.
Good.
Turn to the right.
OK, perfect.
Let's go face up.
Face up?
Yeah, no.
Lay down?
Yeah, like your head's right here.
Okay.
Okay, I gotcha, I gotcha.
Yep, just lay back down.
I'm gonna check a few things
just because you've never been to a cabra.
Never been.
So, what I want you to do,
I know it's gonna be a bright light,
but I want you to look towards the ceiling for me,
pick a spot and just hold up there.
Yeah, I'm gonna,
get that smooth here, no throne.
Good, any dizziness?
No.
Double vision?
No.
Good.
Ooh, I feel like, yeah.
Okay, so you feel the compression?
Yes.
Okay.
Any dizziness?
No.
The division?
No.
Perfect.
All right.
So here comes a little bit of the magic first, first, just because you've been having
this for three weeks and the muscles have been a little tight, I'm going to see if
I can do some muscle release.
Just through the adjustment there's a little smoother and your body's not fighting
me.
Okay.
So kind of in here you've been feeling that tension right?
Yes.
Does it come all the way up?
It feels a little higher up.
It comes all the way up into here?
Yes.
Okay.
And then does it sometimes go all the way down into here?
No.
Okay.
I don't think it ever goes down there now.
Mostly right here then?
Up higher.
Okay.
I have a sense.
There's a massage therapist.
I don't think so.
That's okay.
How long do they scream it?
I don't know.
How long have you been streaming?
15 years?
Man, that's awesome.
What's your stream name?
Soda Poppin.
Oh, I think I've heard about it.
You probably have, maybe.
You said you played Crimson Desert during the gaming world.
I mean, I hopped off of Warhammer, went to Arc Raiders, now I'm on Crimson Desert.
Arc Raiders is a good one.
Do you know Myth from Fortnite?
No, I didn't get into the Fortnite.
Do you know Ashen Gold?
No.
I don't do many streams.
I want the Bert peanut.
Yes.
Yes.
Everyone knows the Bert peanut.
Yeah.
I actually, we ran into, when we were playing Arc Raiders, we ran into one of their rendezvous spots in Arc Raiders.
Yeah.
And, man, we took out like eight, nine people
in this one warehouse.
Oh yeah.
Ah, it was glorious.
My prayers was really fun.
Yeah.
And the people were of course like,
what are y'all doing here?
And he's like, killing people, that's it.
I play with a guy that his main aimo
is just to kill people.
You're getting a call from your girlfriend?
Yeah?
Answer it. Hello?
Oh, she's saying don't do it.
Hello?
Hey.
Who's this?
This is Nick.
Hey, Nick, do not. Please. Holy fuck. Why are you at a chiropractor?
I told you.
No, it's not funny. It's not funny.
Let me, let me, let me give you the chance.
No, like, I just need...
Hello, babe.
Are you pardoned?
Hello, babe.
I guess, I guess.
She does not want me to be doing this.
Hey, it's all up to you.
All right, baby, I will walk out.
Bye. I love you.
Well, the bus calls, she says no to chiropractic.
Yeah, I can't adjust you if you don't want to.
I think that's it then. She does not want me to do it.
That's fine.
I'm sorry about that, man. Sorry for wasting your time and all that.
I felt a good massage, though.
Well, shit. I appreciate you here. Someone want to take this?
No problem, guys.
Wow.
Here.
Okay.
All right, well, shit, let's get that door down.
to go to a doctor or some massage or something.
We're going to go out there and he's going to bench press.
He's going to drop it on his neck.
That's what I imagine.
All right.
Sorry about that.
He appreciated me, man.
You're good.
Easy talk.
If she has any questions or anything,
like, why don't we meet soon?
He was very worried.
OK.
Sounds like a deal.
Appreciate it.
Thank you.
Yes.
All right.
Let's go work out.
Well, that was a problem.
I did not.
Well, the thing is, I'll be honest.
I didn't know it was chiropractic until we
Actually we're getting out of the solid work.
That is true, I didn't know.
Besides, I just thought they have the power.
Oh shit, all right.
As long as I got a better safety, sorry.
So I'm going to be on this one.
I mean, it wouldn't be bad.
Nothing would have happened.
The worst thing that would happen is it would have been the same.
That's the worst thing.
The worst thing that would have happened
is I would have been disabled.
They don't do that.
Well, I'll look for the stuff in my backpack.
Is this the extra mic?
Yeah.
Oh, that was fun. That was the fun. That's cool. I've heard it a lot.
Dude, I'm not gonna lie. I handed that shit to you so fast, man.
Huh? I handed you the phone so fast.
I don't blame you.
Yeah?
Ugh.
Oh man.
Put this mic away.
Well, thanks for working out.
Yes.
Well dude, does your neck feel any better?
Yeah, he massaged me.
He was massaging my neck there.
So it feels better then?
Yeah, it does.
How about your student card?
I don't know what he was gonna do though.
I was scared, I'll be honest, I was really scared when I was running on these crackling
necromancers.
What's up?
I didn't know.
Necromancers are good though.
So today, it has been so long, so it doesn't matter where we start.
Okay, yeah.
I'm with you.
So what is your favorite thing to do?
Do you have to come back?
The chest.
Yeah.
I was thinking chest as well.
The chest.
Because it has to be like a little bit coming back to the gym today.
It has to be a little bit fun, right?
It has to be something you like.
What do you like the most to train of all the muscle?
What about some chest and some arms?
Yeah sure.
Good.
We'll do that.
Chest?
Yeah.
I'm down.
Alright.
Because you're all recovered from this workout.
Oh, well, I mean recovered is a strong word.
We'll put these clothes away.
But you left your wallet out here?
Yeah, I did.
I have my phone here.
I have multiple things.
Yeah, maybe I'll see.
Maybe I'll see.
You said this type of gym?
I'm here.
I know people steal because I would steal.
No, but you're not the regular gym.
and I go to this gym to look at yourself.
Ow!
Okay, I will steal.
This is one of my jokes that I like to tell,
but people will take it seriously.
Oh, you plugged this in, perfect.
You have to carry that around.
All right, that's AIDS, but that's fine.
Don't forget your Gatorade, Nicholas.
Why is it opening?
I never opened mine.
I'm out, I opened it.
Oh, man.
That looks like stomach.
See it?
He does.
Can I see that?
carry it or you put it in the backpack. Alright. Alright, let's go. I'm ready.
Throwing this trash first. So Nick, we ordered two new machines for the gym today.
For what? Iron Forge? Yes. Which ones? They don't have it there. Okay. It's newer
machines that before they ordered. Okay. It's some good ones for one for
back and one for legs and glutes. Anyone for the neck?
It's not much. You're using Mike Tyson's network out?
Does he have weights? No, but he usually watches.
Well, let's keep going.
We can go this way. Or do you want to do arms?
What do you want to do first? Chest first. 100%.
I feel like women like chess more than arms.
I mean I can't answer but I saw some videos online where a guy went into a gym and asked a bunch of women what they liked the most.
They all said legs.
What?
Yes.
All the girls liked legs the most.
I don't know if all but in that gym all of them liked legs the most.
Doesn't that make sense though?
Why would that make sense?
Well, I don't want to go rock climbing. Girls tend to climb with their legs more than guys.
Guys climb with their arms and stuff.
I mean, you do both, but...
But I can tell you one thing, Nick, you have big legs, right?
Yeah.
You have a girl as well.
You have skinny legs, and you have a girl.
So, what? What did you say?
We're doing this?
We're stuck with this one.
All right.
So, maybe it's different taste.
I don't really think what you look like really matters when it comes to getting a
grill or not.
Ah, it matters a little bit.
But it's never a bit hard for me to do it, huh?
It's never a bit hard for me.
To do what?
Do you have a good face?
Do you see that in the camera real quick?
They could hear it.
Okay.
Have the microphone.
Okay.
Have you ever seen how ugly guys are struggling?
No.
Everybody says I'm ugly.
I mean Twitch chat will always say that, they're memeing, right?
I hope so.
You will go first when we start.
There's a limit.
I can start.
Are you working out today, Knut?
You are.
Well then I can start.
You can start because it's like building up and weight, right?
It makes sense to me.
All right.
Just thinking about it, do we already have the weight on for me?
I think so.
I think there is a limit to how much money can bring you, Nick, if you're ugly as hell.
There's maybe some that are really desperate for financial gains, but...
Someone said Nick is looking for a black guy.
Oh, right. That's racist.
Got it.
Did you like him?
Oh, it's been a while.
Wrong. I think Twitch, they have watched so much Android Tate and those.
They think money is the only thing that can bring them jokes.
Okay, what else can bring you girls being a decent person and not looking like an ugly motherfucker. I mean money helps as well
But I think they have been a lot of them have been watching too much and rotate
There we go all right
That's just a warm-up, right?
We're not doing shit.
Yeah, you're not doing warm-up.
Yeah.
That was a good warm-up for me.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think Andrew Tate and all the porn has kind of, like, fried people's brains.
I started earlier with my Jack today.
It's like, people in chatter, they were talking about, like, oh, you have to be
Jacked, or you have to be, have a lot of money.
I think everyone, but everyone kind of knows Andrew Tate's a joke, right?
I don't think it's, but people believe it.
I know some people, but the general consensus.
I think general consensus is everyone knows
that bullshit and stupid.
People think they should be looks maxing, man.
Like, it's cavicular.
Yeah, I mean, and of course,
I think the mentally ill will stand out.
Really?
Yeah.
Of course it's buff.
I don't, we don't, we don't,
we don't talk about that anymore.
Ha ha ha.
I don't like it.
But I mean, I don't know.
Think of it this way, have everyone just lowered their expectations?
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I don't remember that I thought you were joking it's so sad no they were not yet it was to the level of result
you were joking what yes but it could maybe because it was just my form that was nice wasn't doing it right
there's no way I got that much stronger I mean that's ridiculous then in new begins
can be extreme really yes the new begins but of course you won't won't gain like
that for the next three years right yeah and it's not all about sizes also about
being able to use the muscle that you have but new begins are really strong
Okay, I mean again I haven't noticed, when will I notice it?
I'm using a mouth wide ear lift.
Yeah I guess we're relifting but I don't pay attention to what weights I put on.
I mean, the doctor miles says something about that big.
No, the same weight.
What about like me if you hold yourself up during position number three?
Yeah.
Maybe you can stand up and hold yourself a little bit longer.
I mean that's not what goes out first.
Oh God.
I'll do it again.
Can I ask what is position number three?
Man on top of woman with consent, I don't know.
With consent.
What position is it?
I'm on the consignment show.
Mission number nine.
Oh man dude.
Maybe you can do this too. No, maybe one time. I bet you you could do 10. I
Don't think I can do 10 of that. I think you could
I'll be surprised if I can do one. How is it 90 plus the bar?
Yeah, it's 90 I think you can do it. I just can't believe you are so bad at basic math
It's not bad. I just can't count. Yeah, it takes you a while
Yeah, because I'm dyslexic.
I have a fucking dys...
That has nothing to do with adding numbers.
Yes, it does. It's a disability.
Six plus five.
Eleven.
Okay.
Seven plus six.
Thirteen.
Fourteen.
Thirteen.
You're right.
I also look at everything.
But you did sit there for a second.
Wait, was he right?
You can do this, watch.
Okay.
So sit down.
Pull it closer to you.
No, no, no. You're doing it wrong.
Pull it closer to you.
Well, that was the point.
Table strike.
Good for him there.
back in your mat, and now do the thing,
and now push it out.
Nope.
You can do it, you can do it.
Put that hand closer, that one a little bit closer,
like this.
No, like the,
what, how?
No, like just, you pull this,
and then here, like that, right?
Yeah, now put your hand a little bit closer.
Now push the thing down,
and now as it's down, push out,
Do your rep now.
So let go.
One, yep.
Two.
There you go.
Yeah, look at you.
No, I'm done.
Really?
Yes.
Good job, I've got four.
I think you could definitely have done more.
Maybe like two more, but I shouldn't be doing that, huh?
No, you did it.
Yeah, but one rep is not a workout.
Chance, when you first came into the gym,
you would not have been able to move this.
Sure, I believe that.
My arm's hurt now.
Okay, well that's the point.
Are you doing more, Nick?
Maybe, yeah.
How much?
45?
Hell no.
25?
Yeah, let's try 25.
I don't know if we'll do this, but we'll try.
I think you will be.
This was good progression. Did you see that?
Yes, that's really good progression.
And that's like getting a new piece of gear.
And getting plus three strength.
If only I felt the same dopamine.
You don't feel it?
I do, but it doesn't...
I need to see like the colors man. Give me like blue and epic and green somehow.
It's bright and it's bright.
No I'm fried. You're not wrong. I'm fried. But that is where my brain's at.
I don't, again I don't even know how much I was looking before.
But that will come.
You're doing the bar.
Before you can go up to epic gear, you need to become bigger.
Yeah, that is the epic gear.
So when would you say you're legendary?
Maybe.
Oh look at you.
Not out, I'm the level under.
You think it's so epic?
Yeah.
Okay.
There's a lot of there.
I'm serious, I'm out there.
So I'm comming right now.
You're comming.
I think I'm comming.
You're just a gray.
I mean, fucking whites and greys.
Went from greys to whites.
Damn, Nick.
That's kind of crazy.
No, I can't do more.
This might be too much for me.
How many?
Whoa.
Seven?
You dizzy?
Yeah, a little bit dizzy, yeah.
But that's too much.
But it's still fun.
It's just for the 45.
Actually, when it's done, it's crazy.
We can do this.
That's a warm-up.
Last warm-up.
Oh
It's good man. I'm glad you came back to the gym chance. I'm really impressed with her.
I well I plan to you said if we didn't come back. Why why was it again?
You're not concerning. No, we were in fucking, California. Oh true both of us
We went to go on dealer no deal and I got put in the what is it I got you like California
Yeah, I like Cali. It's just too expensive
Is it though?
Yes, where it wasn't maybe I'd like Cali a little bit more. Yeah
It's very pricey there
Imagine choosing to live there when you make money you're choosing to pay more of your salary money
Just 10 for nothing
Well, that's for nothing, but yeah, you get what benefits you get there that you don't get in Texas
I would be honest, there's a million more things to do for stream.
For stream maybe yes.
Yeah.
Well that's kind of what we do all day as well.
But you could probably make...
Is he doing anymore or are we done?
He's doing one more.
Yeah I have another plan for that.
But you can make the way less and still have the more money left to live in Texas.
Oh true.
So what's the point just...
I'm talking about for stream.
If I had a billion dollars, I wouldn't live in California.
I would live someplace for four seasons, like New York or Boston or like Michigan or something.
Shut this thing, weed is what they're going to have in California now.
It's crazy.
Abortions.
They're not easy.
He's cranking out these twenty-five cents.
It's nothing.
Yeah, it's insane, bro.
God damn, Chance.
It's my neck, I'm worried about my neck.
Make a list.
I'm ready.
You're done?
No, I'm ready.
Okay.
How much?
Maybe it's 45, I guess.
Yep.
Actually, 45 and it's in.
45 and not that.
Yeah.
I want to try and push it a little bit more.
We should set up what I want to do is set up the workout program for you so we can log the weights so we can see the progression easier.
I think that could be smart.
No, I think I actually might like that. I'm just so lazy to set things up.
That's the hard part in it.
Cause competing against some numbers, that makes, that, that, uh,
maybe we'll see, maybe we can have them put in like, legendary into that.
I would love that app. Absolutely.
Start working towards my ethics.
It's actually crazy how I get all that dope being in color.
Wow. Yeah, I don't think Finn's back.
Is he going to be back this Saturday?
No.
I got nothing.
Oh.
Oh.
Yeah, I really like this one.
This is my favorite.
Yeah, this one's owns, doesn't it?
Yeah, this is my favorite one.
It's like straight to the fucking point, ain't it?
Yeah, this is a good one.
4, 425s.
Okay.
4, oh, it's a 245s.
Do you have enough?
I have more.
I have enough.
You ready for a man lift right now?
From here?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You ready for a man lift right now from here. Oh wait for 40. Oh, wow. So 845. Yes
We have to try 80 to 360
Total I just wait. Yeah, I know what the bar is considered
I'm not sure what it is in this one psycho path. Okay. We have to do something
Yeah
So someone in chat was like, make sure to follow the stream, smile.
And I'm like, oh, that's nice.
Who said that?
Fossibot.
I thought I was like a viewer.
Dude, I had a guy like Skip2Wing out and he was arguing with Fossibot for like an hour.
Far-viewing with it.
Genuinely.
Oh, what?
Basically, he was getting annoyed.
He was like, don't tell me what to do.
No way.
And then Bob was just like, make sure you follow the stream.
Don't tell me.
He's arguing.
He's like literally at Fossibot.
Wow.
Your face looks like it's going to explode.
It feels like it.
God damn.
Fucking insane. They take all that weight off.
Are we done with this?
Yes, we can bit down.
Here you go Chance.
See, taking the weights off is also an exercise by the way.
It fucking feels like it. Jesus Christ.
Chow, is it going to start going to the gym because me and Chance started?
I don't know if we're positive influences or not.
I don't even know where to put this one.
No room.
It seems to me I stopped going.
Negative influence, like...
Going back, that guy said.
Some guy said I quit going to the gym so I could react.
Can you get that gator above?
Yeah.
I carried this thing back there.
You closed it over there.
I did.
Where'd he go?
Where were you?
There.
On the new chest one?
We need a fly movement.
Oh yeah, this thing.
This is a crazy vibe change, music-wise.
Yeah, I'm not sure what's going on with Jim, but...
There's no...
Put it on that tent to warm up the thing.
This one's weird.
Right?
How do I do this?
I'm sure there's a smoke.
And it's gone, things weird.
I've had this discussion with my chat, Nick, and I'm strongly against holding them,
if you're not filthy rich.
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I don't know why we're there.
I would make it easier for all the dumb people that can't use it. It just needlessly makes things complicated
Yeah, it does especially now that the world's more connected, right?
It's like why I'm interested. What the fuck is the miles? You're right. Isn't it kilo meter? Yes. Yes
Kilo man so snow meter. Yeah, it's math
Yeah, it's like it's...
Could you ask you 25 pounds?
I think so, because it was really light.
Try it.
No, we really should be on that system.
Oh, wow.
Is this seat adjusted?
I did not change it.
If you press that, it's easier.
Ooh, my legs don't even touch the ground.
Fuck you, man.
That's too heavy. I can maybe do one rep and I'll be gassed.
I don't want to gas myself with it.
I don't want to gas myself with it.
15?
Yeah, maybe 15.
What do you think, Cinect?
Yeah, we can try it.
I would say I'm thinking 10s, but I'll try 15.
Let me put it on here.
Just 10?
Maybe at a hard time, we could do a 15.
So 15?
Yeah.
Am I good?
Yeah, you're good.
15.
Stretch it, you know.
So where do you feel this?
I don't know.
That's not good.
I think like shoulders ish what?
I can use the shoulder from the front of the shoulder. Yeah front of the shoulder
But I think it's mixing a little bit
With his tits
Okay
In the penis
You think he should wear his left brace?
I can feel my left head moving a little bit so it's probably not bad.
So what a doctor told me, or he was not a doctor, he was some therapist.
He told me, when I had some pain in my knees and stuff, he said, you often have to
handle some pain then what you should look at is it getting worse after like an
hour after the workout is it then way worse then it might not be the best yeah
and we'll see that I mean we won't know until an hour later will we no I mean
again these are all the workouts I did and my neck killed the next day I really
didn't see the go-to like a massage therapist or doctor straight up but it
It also could be just tank it and eventually it's muscle pain will go over.
It is actually as you're saying tank it.
I might have to tank it straight up.
But it depends right if you pull the muscle so you're like physically you know when you're
running you can tear get a little tear in your adversary.
That isn't just a tank.
some restaurant. I didn't have any like oh I just like bang moment neck hurt that
never happened it's only after working out so it's just sore, sore. But I am in
talks it's that's when you can afford a doctor. I can but I don't want to go man.
But I'm planning with the doctor now when we can all go and see a mix
Brub sample or Brub Works?
Sure.
We love that.
Oh.
Well, wait.
Oh, what, what, what, what, wait?
I think he's been to 45 on.
Oh, is this Knuts?
Yeah.
45.
I just want to see a professional talk
about Nick Sunderer the night.
That is what I am looking forward to.
I believe that.
No, I agree.
I, I mean, I, I thought I'd get my, my blood tested too.
I haven't got.
I just don't go to things. I really don't
It might be higher now in the month, you know
I do like the sound of having more energy though. Yeah, that does sound really good
What is this machine
Oh my god, look at his muscles move.
Oh, man.
Did you see the video after Nick?
Yeah.
That was crazy.
Dude, I'm just looking at
just the muscles moving.
You know it's funny because like...
Gee!
No way you can get another one.
Yeah!
You can get another one if you like.
How did you pull that out?
I could have done more as well.
It was too light.
What?
That was just unbelievable.
Dude, you have like, like kind of like stretch marks right here.
like from growing bigger but when he was doing the workout I saw exactly why he
had them because the muscle he was moving followed that line directly. It was
almost one-to-one. I saw it moving. That's how well it was
activating. Yeah, it was crazy. Wow.
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This is it dude. This is a million dollar idea.
I feel like it's already been done.
No way. Where? Where? Where?
I mean I don't know. I don't look at work out stuff.
Can you do it?
But I can't make apps.
FChat, Gipotset?
No. Those exist. They exist.
It already prompted too late.
Oh really? Really?
It already prompted too late.
Will you hear some fighting?
So, up to that does it.
Don't listen to the chat. Remember OnlyFans?
Yeah.
existed for a long time and then and then what's the other one chatter bait yeah
this is for a long time right yes what did our friends make fans leave after
after what it's already been going yeah who has more money than all of us now
they do they do so shut the fuck up true they didn't make fans leave that's
crazy have you seen their house yeah I haven't had been too fastly party me
Nick was there I have a picture of you there Nick, eating chicken nuggets yeah
but oh don't do it they already have it already guys there's already went man
just bought it
see if you have that mentality then no one would do anything because everything's
already been done do you think there's streamers that came out girls and
And their stream what do you think you think there's streamers that pimp out other girl streamers?
Like basically they promote the girl streamer with and take a cut of everything the girl makes a hundred percent
Yeah, you think that goes on. I know for back to them. What yeah, I got 30% journey. It's a lot
I was too happy for me. Oh really?
You want me to lower it? I can yes, we take us to 25 and I'll do
I just can't fathom that actually going on like I see people say it's happening
But I think it's right face. No all it's real. That's crazy
Anything that they happen to that people say happens happens
Isn't that guy on the way? What was his name that is from old thingal if I'm scared something looks like his clothes
Jack the hurting. Yes
Yeah, I mean maybe you're doing something like that
But I wouldn't put it past it to where like all of that is just manufactured because again
It's all just rage bait to get their name into the system
Check the hurry gets what a hundred viewers
Who is he pimping up hosting them with what what do you want to be big of YouTube was he?
I think he has clips of him being a bitch getting off
But that's not like that doesn't count
Nice to meet you sir, one of those things. Are we doing another rep?
How am I ever done? I have no idea. My reps are off.
You can do one more. One more? Alright.
Is it my turn or is it Chancey?
It's going to be mine because Canute went right.
20 again.
20?
Did I get skipped?
No man, you're after me.
Then you...
No, you got skipped.
I think I did.
You got skipped.
Did he?
Yes, because you can't be honest.
Today, I'm making so many micro mistakes.
I brought the wrong keys to my car.
I forgot my phone.
Dude, there is so many micro mistakes.
It's driving up a fucking wall.
Same.
I don't understand why this is happening.
Yeah, today is a weird day.
It really is a weird day.
This is so many, like, having been sleeping bad.
No, I slept great.
Like, you know I was late today?
So I couldn't find things.
I'm like walking around the house.
Oh, where's my wallet?
Oh, where's the battery?
Where's the car keys?
Oh, there's the wrong keys.
It's just, am I going fucking nuts?
You saw me going in and out of the house with my phone.
I left my keys in the house, too.
What is happening, dude?
I don't know, today's a lot of mistakes.
It really is.
All right.
Even skipping you in this.
It's just so many micro mistakes.
Putting on 25 pounds saying you didn't do that
And you're doing it again?
Is this like the Matrix?
Even today was weird, man.
You're describing my every day?
Oh, no.
Is that because I'm getting older?
I will find a rope for you.
I have a rope.
All right, you can borrow mine after me.
Shoot it.
Oh, dude.
Just take me down and use it after.
Yeah, for sure.
Oh, God, that messed up my neck.
I'm not gonna do that anymore.
That's actually fucking my neck up on the left.
I think my left arm is weaker.
I'll just do this one.
Yeah, go ahead.
Yeah, I'm done with that one.
What is going on, bro?
What, where is it?
I'm sorry, is it in this one?
Yeah, yes.
Maybe a little more closer to the spine, but yeah.
Yes, yeah.
In this muscle, right?
It's like in there.
I can't ever get to it, it's a problem.
Maybe that guy could just rub you.
Nah, it's okay.
We're called Misty.
Misty?
Yeah, gave it a number.
Oh yeah, yeah.
They will come door at home with it.
Yeah.
We can also just go to a massage.
I mean, I don't like leaving the house.
I never leave the house.
No, that's why I asked her, can you go over there?
She said, yes, I do home with it.
Okay.
Look at you.
Door that's massage.
I mean, it's a good service for those who don't like to leave their house.
More expensive, but yeah.
When they actually go to your house, what other do they bring?
They bring a table and some oil.
They bring the whole table and everything.
I remember, yeah, we're doing this machine.
I mean, we could do...
We could jump to another one.
They want to do one last exercise.
Should we try it a little lower?
We haven't done that yet, this one?
We can try it.
So we do some.
We move this.
This one higher?
Yes.
Look at that. Oh man dude, I need those weights off.
Naproxen is a great man. The thing is if we take too much, so I'm not saying
Naproxen and those are bad, but if you take too much N-sides over time.
N-sides? N-sides. What are N-sides? Non-steroid...
You can't remember what all the words are for. It's a dweller, Ibu Profen is one of them.
It's time for work after a while.
It's not about that, but it's also...
Because when you train, for example,
you're creating like inflammation types in your muscle,
which makes your body repair.
So if you take this all the time, it will lower the inflammation level.
Oh, the gains will slow?
The gains will slow down.
Oh.
So my advilling is slowing my gains?
Not one day.
It's better that you...
Well, I've been taking Advil for every day for a couple weeks.
Does it help?
Yes.
No.
Yes.
Does it make news proven wrong?
This sounds stupid.
I mean, I haven't ever seen anyone that that is proven wrong.
I got an idea.
If it's new, new science, my bet is, I was going to say the biggest sign of me getting
old, it sounds stupid, but I feel my pain go down when I take ibuprofen now.
When I took it as a kid, I would just be like sick, mom would just give me ibuprofen.
I'm sure it helped, but I didn't notice it.
It was more subconscious maybe.
Now, I'm like, give me the Advil, and I know when it started.
I got a ball as you play, dude, and you're not going to like it.
Huh.
So, like, you'd be sitting there playing games in your neck hurts, right?
Yes.
You remember Hans Nieman, the chess guy?
Hans Nieman.
The guy who...
Yes, yes.
What do you do?
I don't know what you do.
I'll let it.
It's not true, but what do you do?
He was kidding with a buck plug, right?
How about when you're streaming just have one of those in and then like shock yourself when it hurts so your neck
Hide your face while you laugh. That was the stupidest thing you've ever said
Come on Jess, go ahead. It's not funny. I'll put it in. Okay
Come on get in there man. Shut up. I don't even want to sit down on this thing now
I was talking to your left, was your neck hurting?
Yes, man it made it hurt more.
How do I do this machine again?
Just down?
I've never seen this in my life.
How do I do this?
I didn't watch you at all.
Arms straight out and just go down?
Yep.
Oh this one's weird.
Okay I'm flying.
What muscle is this machine for?
It's a super low chest flight machine and according to this thing it is chest.
How is this chest in this chest?
They are both chest.
I don't know.
So hard.
You need to relax your neck a little bit?
I don't know.
Is my neck, yeah, see my neck does not relax.
Really?
No, it's a warm up.
I need, I thought about it at the end there too.
It was a good risk that I'm going to fall inside.
What is that?
Oh bro we gotta talk about that later bro. What is that? Later bro. Oh I'm telling you
Nick this is all I have to say. Yep. Holy fuck. Yeah. It's hard flying Nick.
This it's got lock it in. Oh
This feels weird, huh? Oh
I like this one though it really right I can see it like right in this area you're building
flaps yeah yeah let's put a few weight on it that wasn't weight that was 10 pounds oh
Oh my god.
But it's when I'm 55 over there or behind you.
I like going to the gym, bro.
You do?
Yeah, cause like when you're in the gym,
none of your problems matter.
I think it still matter.
Until you pick up your phone.
Don't pick up the phone.
I miss when phones warn a thing.
Curious.
Yeah.
We're only gonna get deeper in.
We're part of the problem, though.
Yeah, we are.
We really are.
Sometimes my problems only show up in the gym and the bank.
Jack, what is more a big problem for you?
Your health or your bank account?
You need stuff for most people?
Yeah, I don't think so.
I know stuff.
I mean, 7% of America's fat.
Yeah, but they don't see their health as a problem.
Really?
I mean, most, a lot of them don't, but all of them see their bank account.
You're right, most of them are saying bank.
Some of them are got a wife.
I think 15 is a good way.
15 for me?
Some of them, neither. I'm a junkie.
Really?
Are you heroine?
I'll tell you one thing, Nick.
Yeah?
That I think a lot of Americans, that feel like they have issues with money.
Yeah?
They could have just bought less bullshit.
Oh no Knut.
You think that's true?
I've seen it.
I compare to other places.
There's like the consumers in America, they buy more stuff they don't need than anyone else.
Is he right there?
You're saying he's right.
Knut being out of touch, I told him.
I'm not saying it would solve everyone's issues, but it would solve some people's issues.
You know what's interesting?
I see so many people with iPhone 17s.
Oh my god, bro, that's a thousand dollar phone, bro.
I'm telling you one thing I've noticed.
I can drive through a dirt poor neighborhood where they have houses like this little shack.
Yeah, and it's standing, they're mogging my car at least, they're mogging my car.
They have the most insane expensive cars, so they're living in dirt poor houses.
I know that I waste a lot of money though.
And but you can afford it right?
I mean for now, I need a Gatorade.
I am not against sucking, you know, whatever it takes.
I think I waste most of my money on food man, like
Not anymore because I've been cooking it before.
That food you cooked was good by the way.
I actually liked it.
Oh, thank you.
Was that your recipe?
Whose recipe is that?
3 pounds of beef in a pan.
Was that the Keith DeGrees guy?
Keith DeGrees guy.
Okay.
Are you back on the apps snack?
On the apps?
Liberia?
No.
Dordage?
No, nope, nope.
Any other delivery apps?
Nope.
I can't believe you did this, Chance.
Huh?
This is hard.
I know, I only did probably like five.
This is really hard.
Yeah, I couldn't go all the way down.
Ah, fuck dude.
you
you
you
you
you
This, your professional pinning commute, why is this gym so expensive?
Jim's so expensive.
Why did Jim miss expensive?
This is cheap?
Russell was saying this one's like...
How much is it?
65?
65 a month.
That's nothing.
Okay, Russell says his is 15 a month.
Then it goes through most garbage shit.
Okay, but why is it garbage and shit?
Because then it probably has something like
planet fitness, right?
Okay.
First of all, all the equipment there is just garbage.
They're both from China.
The cheapest you can get, towards the equipment is that the whole business model of the gym
is that you're going to pay $15 and forget that you have a membership.
That's their business model.
So they can have unlimited amount of customers that never come in.
And they're encouraging people to not train hard.
It's that type of gym.
if it's planet thickness which has
so that's the model
that's their business model
well you can still get good workouts at Planet Fitness
if you actually just go to it right?
of course you can try it there as well
yeah I mean you can work out in your living room
the reason why they're so cheap is just the model
okay you're they're hoping that people will forget
and be difficult on some
I see
all right well we're going
you can probably
cause 15 dollars a month yeah maybe I'll go next week
it's only 15 dollars
well I've seen their commercials they're always fat
Yeah, they're always saying it's okay.
It's the, what do they have to like to say?
We are the gym that accepts everyone
and if you train hard, they don't accept you anymore.
I see.
What should we do?
We can have this one over alone.
Impossible to get out of contract.
Maybe it is.
I haven't tried to go and never.
That looks crazy.
it's not the crazy looks like one of those like obstacle courses for you like
climb on top of it you have a rope and you have to like walk across know what
you think this is I mean is this not connecting to that machine over there
because I'm a noose it's ridiculous next if you try at bouldering or
climbing that way I did as well oh sir you know how rock balls yes sir
Oh, Harold, yes.
For what?
For doing climbing.
You wanted to go climbing?
I didn't even DM me.
He said that he wasn't accepted as following from you.
Oh, I'd be friends with my discord.
But I don't think you were here either.
I think it was when they were in LA.
That might have been it.
Harold's great.
Oh, that looks easy, what you're doing.
Okay, so we're doing the one to the right of it.
So you think about this one, so you're going and the balls about there, so when you go up, you have full...
Ah, f**k, hang on.
Fully extended, nothing extended, but fully done, triceps.
Okay.
I'm standing there, over there.
I see, sorry, I gotta get it.
All the way up.
I got a little dinosaur.
I see.
I'm not sure if this one...
What is happening?
Get that arm closer, come on.
What are you saying?
I have to pull it down.
This is a weird motion.
You got to be leaning forward a bit.
Lean forward so you don't have your arms like this.
You pull them a little bit in, relax.
So you see, now you have full flex, full bend.
Yeah, don't hurt yourself when you're down.
That was not what you told him to do.
Like, what?
I can't wait to hear how this is going to go.
Here we go.
Nothing in front of you.
Pull elbows backwards.
Yes.
Keep them there.
Yeah.
Why are you going down so hard man?
That's what he was doing.
No, he was jerking it down.
Well, what were you?
He was going faster down, slower up.
It's another microphone mistake Nick.
You're on a roll today.
You're wrong.
But I didn't.
I'm not.
You weren't wrong.
He did.
He went down fast.
But I didn't.
I didn't.
I'm not whipping it.
You two are whipping it.
You get your bitch ass on there and you see what you can do.
Watch me not whip it.
Okay.
Good.
Good.
Yeah.
Good.
Good.
And it blows a little bit backwards when you're off there, yes.
Look how you're standing.
Yeah.
You're standing like you want to get fucked in the ass, bud.
Maybe I do.
Can you get there?
Now what it's good for.
The only thing Nick did was to punch himself in the balls.
Hey, so that is not necessary.
Yeah, I have a small penis.
I'm not gonna hurt myself
You didn't do what I did
She made me laugh
You say that's our viewers can relate to it. Oh, you think the viewers have small penises
Think a fair show don't do you have any said it really did what we're taking a bath
You know how your nuts kind of float around like like space aliens in the bathtub. She was looking at my nuts
Yeah, you know what you should take steroids
To make your balls shrink because they're that ugly dude
Whoa.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Whoa.
Ha ha ha ha.
Whoa.
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
Continue.
Your balls float around in the tub?
They do, man.
I would have not.
Oh, mine float.
This is a fence.
I should have chosen.
Ha ha ha.
But my balls weren't looking real good.
I don't understand how you can see that.
Ha ha ha ha.
When I sit down in the tub, there's no balls.
What does that mean?
How?
We're in the bath, man.
We're in the bath, man.
They're so tiny.
There you go.
What do they say?
Ask the chiro to help with your balls.
Hahaha.
Maybe I should get my sperm tested.
Good.
Cause if it doesn't work I'm by a lambo right now.
Unlone.
You should just come in a tube and save it in the freezer or something.
Well, I could.
I could, I could, I could.
I just realized how much weight you're doing.
My God.
Yes.
Child's play.
Is it though?
It's for another deal.
Alright, let me get out of this one.
I can do more as you walk away.
I think the full stock air will be too heavy.
This is 100 kilos or 225 is a lot.
Can you fix your form?
That's how canoe was doing it.
But what a little bit forward.
Fuck.
Like that bar's gonna be close to you, man.
Fuck, man.
Like you tuck, tuck it in.
It'll be tucked.
Tuck that motherfucker.
What is this?
He'd torque.
What are you doing?
You're an abusive trainer.
Yeah, but you're doing it wrong.
I'm not even, I'm not even doing it right.
But you're also, that doesn't make two rights is wrong.
You're abusing, you're abusing.
Oh, now you're a bitch and you're wrong for him.
This is my life.
People think I genuinely have 30 million dollars in a video stock.
Do you think I'd be here getting shit on for 30 million?
I listened to that rant and I got mad because it felt stupid that whole conversation away.
They believe it.
No they don't.
Man, like, yeah, five skips those, but the chat just wants to make fun of you.
No shit.
I am the one that took out all the court papers and sent it to Henry Resilien, so
I know what you're on about.
That's hard for canoe guys.
I'm telling you, I'm telling you even more.
I think you can do it.
With friends like you guys, how can I fail?
None of my shirts fit. I'm so sad that I got mediums.
I'm in large main now.
And now I have this entire row of shirts that are just extinct at this point.
I take them to Goodwill or something. I can't wear them.
And it's not the muscles, it's just fat and now it hopefully turns into muscle but regardless
of my large.
Do you think this is a medium?
Is it?
Let me check.
This feels really good.
This is medium.
Yeah, well maybe it's the shirts.
But those are big, this brown, this big size.
Yeah, this looks perfect.
This might be the perfect fit for me.
I'm going to be honest, I ordered an entire 18 new t-shirts.
I've done the same.
I ordered XL and L, so depending if I chew my dye or not, that's what I'm going to wear.
So where is the gold to wear? Large, yeah.
You know, Katya also likes when my hair is a bit shorter, but I feel like I look worse
when it's shorter, but she likes it.
When you have the newly fresh sides, a little bit shorter on top.
Really? Should I cut my hair then?
Not bold, of course.
a little trim I think that because you look clean
I mean they can stand like this you can lean a little bit forward a chance like you did go one step backwards
I'm just leaning a little bit back and lean forward
Maybe not the face but elbows in
There yes now you're pushed out
That kills my neck. Okay, I don't stand if you can stand that other way and that works for the next stand like that
Yeah, that's more important something about it was killing my neck, but I was on my gas
So how is it my pussy and my crack? Okay?
He's doing like the whole the whole rack almost
Fucking all the way down there. I think it's time for me to start taking drugs chance. I'll do it with you
I think I'm gonna start taking testosterone
and
Maybe some Adderall.
It's too crack.
It's like this, bro.
What?
Fuck.
Here you go.
Alright, Nicholas.
Well, I'm gonna take it, I gotta stop saying that.
Dude, that was good smart.
Huh?
I had to roll to focus, Mark.
Yeah.
So I can do even basic math and not get me a ton of...
See, the thing is, I don't think Adderall makes you smarter.
It just makes you ramble.
We know two people who thought it did.
Yeah, it does not make you smarter.
It just makes you talk faster and ramble about nothing.
But the answer comes out at the same speed.
It's your turn.
No, it isn't.
Oh, fuck it.
Mike, mistake again.
Micro mistakes, dude.
Micro mistakes what is going on like how do I fix these micro mistakes?
Am I just an idiot
you
you
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you
You're ready for at least one more triceps and one bicep.
All right, which one?
STB.
How are we doing more here?
We're good on this one.
Which one?
We're good on this one.
We find a machine.
Are you ready to go home?
No, no, where are we going?
Before, at least one more try, set some one by set.
Good for me, let's do it, I'm down.
Perfect.
This is mine, are yours?
That's got to be yours, any mine.
OK.
Who do you think is the most loved in OTKU?
Probably.
I think Wayne Smith.
Was that an OTKU?
Yeah, at one point he was, yeah, true.
And when it was?
Was he?
I don't even remember.
I don't really, when it comes to org stuff,
I haven't actually paid that close attention.
I'm just saying in general,
doesn't mean to be in the most like,
in the org, but like in general,
being on the circles.
Yes.
Yeah, like the fuck, I got a fucking problem.
Nice sear.
Sears pretty blue.
Sear is up there as well.
Yeah.
Oh, this looks blue.
Think we're doing this one.
This looks like Mario Kart Racing chairs,
like blue and red.
Yeah, whatever.
What is this?
Rich W Camp.
he's the front-miss that has been an out-of-gear-list. I like him so much.
And so I brought him back to Meili Lasta, with a lot of names.
Oh, for what? For the fights?
For fights. Why is this breaking?
Meili, the combat championship. We have the fight promotion.
Oh, you brought him back?
So I brought him back as a caster.
You know, I remember when they put that earpiece in my ear,
in like the OTK shows or whatever, I've never been more uncomfortable in my life.
Really?
Because I can't they're talking in the ear and they're not talking to you, right?
They're talking, okay, we need to bring the lights on stage in five four and they're like counting down
While they're talking and you can hear you have to ignore it and keep talking on camera as if that's not going on
I can't do it. I've tried it as well. Do you miss those events that we used to do? No, okay
Like I I mean I yes and no I do you miss go up there. I do miss the games expo, but I don't like being
Anything other than a panelist. I don't like having the earpiece in my ear
I don't like any of that question that triceps machine down there. That's with them before overhead
Can you do that one? Probably
Don't do it. You don't want to do this
No, there's a guy sitting there
So we're gonna wait on the same brand clothing as chance. Oh, they're in the same gag. Oh game shoot. Yeah
There's this guy named Eugene. Purely mentally ill. He just wants to cue games and he's actually
constantly doing bomb rips. He's 19 years old. The future is fucked, Nick.
Is he a viewer? He's a gamer. He's just some random guy. He's so hated and dark and darker
that as soon as I started playing with him I was getting chatter saying, why the fuck
do you play with Eugene? Well, this guy must have a lot of viewers.
voice call it yes yeah yeah it's like 20
viewers but he's so notoriously hated by
the community why did I hit them I don't
know I think it's he can be toxic
sometimes I don't know that bad thing
all right so then it is they were mad
that I was playing with them I was
getting a lot of DM's and don't ever
play with him again you understand how
bad this guy is like really but what
is it just a 19 year old kid he just
takes that bong rips and says God bless
right after
What else are they doing over here in 19?
True.
We're probably still on that machine in here.
You can do a step there just to try this machine, okay?
Nick, go ahead.
I don't know why people don't like that stuff.
I'm believing that it doesn't fucking matter if you're doing anything sweet as long as...
You like this?
Yes.
For the most part, yeah.
As long as it is like insanely bad stuff.
Yeah, no, I agree. I mean, everything's over-exaggerated.
Yeah.
Well, that's your song, Nick.
Yeah.
Wow.
So why is the other one better than this one?
You get it overhead, so we get the fully stretched down in the bottom.
Okay.
And in this one it feels like you're almost like being pushed backwards, do you feel it?
Who is the plan to fit this machine?
It's a plan, but even they have even worse.
Oh, the worst?
Oh, wow.
This guy is sitting on his phone, on the machine.
I feel it, though.
I mean, it's better than nothing.
My head's in the right spot, right here.
Someone said, holy shit, it didn't piece huge, but not muscular.
Thanks, man.
Hey, man.
You wish out that guy.
Huge personality.
Yeah, that's exactly what you said.
Why are so many people being timed out?
I couldn't tell you.
There's a lot of different things that could be.
Who knows?
Why do you see a lot of people getting timed out?
I don't see a lot of people getting timed out.
I see a Google link.
Oh, I see.
What happened?
I see why.
All right, who's next?
Dave.
Ugh!
Turn the lights off and let this hit you in the face.
Hit the water room in the shower and play the song.
And you're gonna sit there with the water hitting you in the face?
Yeah, I'm just thinking about it, you know?
I don't know, what are they saying?
I'm on the outside
You're being excluded me now. You know what song has been stuck in my head
Look, and I cannot get it out. Don't say it's the inverse on no
It's well dude at Disneyland. They're playing duck tails and I'm thinking I like I'm scared
Life is like
Aaron!
That was kind of nice.
What?
Where'd that battery pack go?
Uhhh...
We were just walking around Disneyland and started playing.
We just looked at each other.
There's something about the old Twitch racism.
Maybe because...
At the time, I really felt awkward being blacked.
Now that I look back on it,
there's pretty racist on God.
It was.
It's gonna sound like a weird take I felt like the racism back then at least on the thin niche internet moves it to our niche
It was
Yeah, it's so racist, but if it wasn't coming from hate it was coming from edginess
But nowadays it comes it's coming from me. Yes, exactly now it comes from hate
Not saying that both is either is good, but
Talking about casual racism, like, did you see the clips on LSF today?
Today?
Yeah.
No, what happened?
There was someone playing Minecraft, did you see them?
Oh, something about Charizard or something?
Yes.
What happened?
So, there's a guy, he just throws like a level 100 Charizard or something, and starts being like a dumbass.
And this girl, she's like,
Oh my fucking god, how does you, as a bike person, dare to come up to us black?
Yeah, or something, I can't remember exactly, but it sounds horrible.
Well, you used to a Charizard?
Yeah.
Did he say anything racist?
I didn't say it.
He said, what did he say?
This was screaming, bomb word, but it wasn't anything.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm talking about a Charizard.
I don't know, I didn't see the clip.
Yeah, the song stuck in my head that's been stuck in my head.
He said bang.
He said bang.
Bang?
Bang?
Yeah.
Dang!
And then the... Charizard popped up.
And he said it a few times.
Is that racist?
Not of my knowledge, but I'm a fucking stupid child, though.
We all are.
Me first? Who got upset about it?
Some streamer, Gjord.
Oh, okay.
Oh my, how do my arms even go back there?
Am I saying this correctly?
Am I...
Because I don't have the exact words that was being used.
Am I doing this right?
Yes.
I don't know man.
Control down, like you did, power up.
Exactly like you did.
It wasn't racist, it was being...
Is he right?
No, the girl was being racist towards him. Yes, that's what I'm saying.
That was reverse racism.
No, it's just normal racism.
Oh.
Normal.
In its purest form.
I'll go watch the live-in, I'll go home.
That is, that's fine, that's stupid.
Oh, okay.
Man, I keep eating my own hair.
I was eating nuggets the other day.
With Paul and Eason sauce.
Okay, Hunter Gifford.
And then dude I kept eating these nuggets and yeah I kept getting a bite of my own hair with my nuggets and sauce and then my hair
Are you gonna get a haircut, huh?
Get a haircut
I could
But eventually my hair could be at a point where I can actually tie it back
It's just an awkward face
It's been an awkward face for about four years now. I mean I would just have to comment on one person that said something in chat
Workout is not useless if you can't change the diet it adds
positivity no matter what. Of course it is better to change the diet around as well,
nothing arguing there, but training is better than enough training. Yeah, remember that.
Trainwreck said, this was like 10 years ago, he probably remember saying this, he was like if
you're gonna work out just start eating everything except candy. Except candy. He said just eat
everything except candy. I'm not 100% agreeing with him but he just wanted to
get really big. I thought it was what he said.
Yeah, my car was arrived.
Yeah, he did say it was like, I was scrawny then, I was like, twink-filled at the time.
I would guess what he was thinking about that you had to gain weight.
Yeah, maybe.
I don't know, why was I talking to train about working out?
I don't remember.
You know what?
That's when I started training with you two and getting well of years old recommended sold-up
up in boats.
I was watching it on stream the other day, it was like I was going to recommend it on the
front.
What was I doing?
You were playing World of Warcraft and there was two girls in the room.
Oh God!
And Nick was there as well a few times.
Oh no.
It must have been Sonya.
Sonya and Cleanup.
Cleanup.
And one of the streams, you had to go and jerk off.
That's what he said at least.
Because you had forgotten to do it before.
That's something you have to come in there and entertain them for ten minutes.
Three minutes I think you said.
you
you
you
you
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You can find a lot and make a roast.
Why would you do that?
It was fun as hell. I would show it to you after.
Wait, it's too many clips, like a racket on stream.
I mean, yes. I don't have the clip now, because it's a while ago.
They'll find it.
I'm not saying it's brutal.
Oh, no, dude.
It doesn't hold back.
That is not okay.
I'm completely lost in the comment, I don't know where we are.
You're gonna go home and play some of your favorite game?
Miss Fall Hunters?
Miss Fall Hunters, baby.
That's fine. You don't even...
I wanna play, but you never invite me.
What level are you?
I don't need a level. I'll just out aim everyone.
It doesn't matter.
Oh, man.
You have to play against bots for a while.
Oh, I can do that.
We're going right up and doing that.
We're feeling Buddha right now.
I just got nerfed. He might quit.
I wish I was a gameplay streamer, bro.
Well, I'm telling you, I don't know if that game's gonna last much longer.
Really?
Like, well, you already can't play at night.
Late at night, it's all cheaters.
We're not even teenagers, it's all Chinese.
And they're just chewing solos, trying to just farm money.
Really?
And their whole build is to escape and avoid you.
And so you're here in these footsteps,
and then you go check it out, and they just go invisible.
Really?
And wait, yeah.
So you're constantly running, and then you run into a fight,
an actual team, but you don't know it's a team,
so you overextend and you die.
So it's like, it's just frustrating.
A bit.
My turn?
Yeah, 15's or 10's?
I do less than last time.
So the 10's?
Yeah.
Okay, I'll tell Grok to do the same again.
I'll do it, see you tomorrow then.
Well, then do it.
Maybe some of the reactor tomorrow, I don't know.
So it's for the hour or so now.
Dig up all the dirt you can find online on the Streamer NMK LOL.
I love it when he's down
And it's the most savage roast you've ever made, Jesus Christ
That's gonna be a good arm work out there
A good chance to get an arm work out bro
I fucking love it
Okay, make it
He secretly married Milena to him in 2015, when she was 19, and they publicly split in September 2024.
The divorce cost him 400 grand in legal fees.
Milena filed for divorce in January 2025, collecting financial control in Fidelis,
and that he even threatened to spend it back up.
I don't know, but they're having fun, so...
He had trafficking in leaked discord messages.
He's now dating Cachi, Miss Filipino, after Asian Andy accused him of grooming
and looking up with her before she was 18.
That wasn't even a roast, that was just a pure evil grudge.
Maybe it was for the best of it in there.
Did you get here?
Yes there.
Oh come on man.
I left that clip instantly.
Holy god damn.
Just fast.
And I told him to just dig up in red.
The thrush.
Of course it will be horrible right if someone types on red.
I'm not asking about mine.
Why not?
What if I do it before?
Let me see.
You go ahead and do me.
Do the same with you.
Now do the same with the soda popping.
Find all dirt you can on soda popping up through the years.
Through the years go 15 years back if you have to
Ready, come and whatever
No
Find all the dirt you can and make a good road
There
I don't know what we're... is that a good idea?
Forty results
Is it taken?
No response?
No response
Oh
Continue
Alright, so you want the full dirt on soda pumpin'?
Alright, so you want the full dirt on soda pumpin'?
Thomas Chance Morris, on February 15, 1994, in Austin, Texas,
is a 32-year-old, 5'8", gaming grandpa who started on X-FIRE in 2011.
He's an OTK co-owner and the founder of the Only Things Wow Guild.
He's been banned from Twitch multiple times, including for a VR chat stream in 2020,
and a Blackface character creation incident in 2022,
where he said, be Blackface, trying to be children.
He also took heed for a bet online gambling sponsorship in 2018.
Then there's the story of his mod, Matthew, who allegedly lived with him for a month and then stole thousands via his paypal.
This isn't a rose, now you're just listing a fucking emmaic, a good rose.
They're not roasting me, it's just pointing out drama that is not my fault.
Not the Wikipedia entry. Listen up, Chance. You're a 32-year-old gaming...
Did he call me a grandpa?
...for a foot eight.
No, I'm not done skinning this record. You human participation trophy.
You built a whole streaming career on I Was There When Nostalgia, like some boomer showing off his flip-flop.
Your biggest flex is a wow-guilt full of people who treat pixels like a personality,
and your dating history reads like a cautionary tale about never trusting a man whose best year is involved in dialogue.
Even your own mods allegedly treat your bank account like an ATM for digital cosmetics.
You peaked before you could legally buy a beer, and the universe has been laughing at you ever since.
That wasn't sad. That was just stupid.
Yeah no, it's got nothing on it. It's got nothing on it.
Nick, you're not some streaming legend. You're a 5'7 troll who hides behind a camera.
You married a 19-year-old, bled her dry, and now you're dating Katchy, who's barely legal.
Your divorce was a $400,000 shit show, and your career's just recycled drama and OTK nepotism.
You're the human equivalent of a participation trophy.
Why did you go over to Nick?
They didn't carry over, is what you're saying?
No, but I told it to do a better roast of chance.
It started roasting Nick.
Oh my god.
Dude, even the AI does it.
People are like, oh Nick, you're a professional victim.
No, even the AI hates me.
Here we go, being a victim again.
Oh, come on.
Whose turn is it?
Is it my turn?
Yes.
Yeah, I think it is.
45s?
Yes.
You're going to see a positive thread for the AI
when I go home.
But it was better the first time I did this.
Because it has more juice.
It wasn't, that was in the middle of the, yeah.
It was like half a year ago.
There was focusing a lot on what you were doing those days.
I'm sure I'll see it.
This is the last machine.
What would that answer be?
Why are you filming me?
I want to see if I'm looking better or not.
Catchy says I'm looking better.
Yeah, good.
Is she lying?
What's the good dinner?
Steak, chicken or fish tonight?
The steak is the best.
Really?
Taste-wise?
The steak is the best.
What's the healthy-wise?
Fish.
I mean, it depends on how much fat you need.
If you need some fish, because you need to have a little bit of rice,
a little bit of fat fish on there.
That fish is just healthier.
I'm going to make some salmon tonight, because my salmon went over.
It's been a week.
Pan?
Was that the correct?
Uh, yes.
I will just check if they have something called, uh,
Scaly? Scaly? Scaly?
Where is he going?
He's going to the bathroom, I guess.
You heard he said he's going to check at the scaly.
Why would that be in the bathroom?
He's going to check if he's a scaly.
Oh, a scale!
Yeah, always checking his scale is way off.
Oh my gosh, it's scaly.
What the fuck is scaly?
No one caught that but me?
I mean, it could be like a Royce thing.
That's what I'm saying. Like maybe he's got like scaly skin. I don't know the side of it
How's Buddha doing by the way good good
No, he's good. He's living life
See I want to get to the point where I'm living life. How do I get there?
I don't know dude this guy. I couldn't believe it. He's streaming on kick
Yeah, and he's like I'm only streaming near because they pay that much more
I hate this place and I'm like you just say that on your stream is like yeah
and his viewers are like
I'm like, you know, maybe maybe I do that. Oh my god, just
Then again, my chat would be so fucking sad. I wouldn't even blame him. You're like a pillar though, which I know
That's the order. That's been a second before I was if I can find one. Okay. I would like money
More you have enough money
Yeah, I make enough
But it's like listen. I want to eat lamb by naturally fucking ruin
Yeah
Just pisses me off. I'm gonna be honest. Huh? Like it pisses me off to see someone with
So you get to school, but like a tenth my viewership making five times more
Really? It's not even 5x. I'd say 10x and they get a tenth my viewers
but it's like it's just money over there oh and I hate myself for mixing out or
missing out on a mixer deal okay chat how happy do you think these guys are
stuck with me what how much do you think he weighs I will just control cuz I
stepped on it where it was a hard surface it will just test test it
shows the same way
That thing calculates 241 241 okay I can tell you when I wait when I take a poop
in the morning and I'm wearing no clothes is it after 13 it's after the
poo okay oh then that's your guess Nick first because that's after guessing when
Let me take my shoes off.
No.
Hold the phone at least.
With shoes.
With the phone?
This is going to be over 220 for sure.
Oh no.
Tim, you were pretty close.
220.2.
220.2.
She told me your clothes plus a poop is three pounds.
And food?
That's a fucking lily.
And how much do you think Tom's way stuff?
I told the guy in there 175, we'll see how off I was.
All right, there we go.
180,
390.
All right, I'm going to see.
That's pretty good.
Wow, you're right, 175.
I would say that your, it's because of the extra clothing
and stuff, you're probably below 175.
Yeah, I have 50 pounds on you.
Yeah, 50.
And I'm taller than you, too.
50, yeah.
Look at this, look at the difference.
50 pounds, hold on.
All right, now we're the same.
I have this much extra on me.
That's nice actually.
Dude, I'm excited, there's this guy.
He was playing hockey and he ran into me
and he thought he could knock me over.
He just fell to the ground.
I can imagine.
But I don't look that heavy.
We're both pillars in our own way.
We're going to be a victim again there.
All right, what's next?
We're good, right?
We're good there.
We wanted to do biceps.
Yeah.
Let's do it.
One biceps exercise.
Yeah, one more thing.
We're good.
Oh, I got this.
Actually, do I have this?
Got it.
Oh, I got this.
Actually, do I have this?
I got it.
You give me the battery now, because it's pretty much full.
Yes.
You don't have to carry it around anymore.
Nice.
Woo!
Dude, I got it.
Woo!
You know I was 175 in one point chance.
At one point you were.
Weren't you 180's 5 when we did Camp Canute last time?
Yeah.
Yup.
185 strong a lot of people are talking about like we did a podcast episode or
whatever yeah with a compilation of over the years all the funniest moments
and people are just pointing out how different they cook so that he just gains
weight you yeah I just skim through our pot the podcast
compilation it just he's we do this one the way down though so it's good this
This one?
Yes.
Or this one?
We'll do this one.
Okay.
I like that one best.
I'll just put the scale back.
You'll go first hand, then we'll go first.
You got it.
Except it's not for the...
I hate this machine.
Mix my elbows and come to me.
Eugene messes with me.
What would you get a machine like this cost?
How much what?
This one cost.
I'm gonna get out
This machine I mean dude
It looks like it says to bicycle chains on it and it's much of metal. Oh, it's got the weights too. I'm gonna guess it's
1500
There's nothing in there you can get for 15 hundred dollars. This is more than 15 hours
There's nothing I'm saying there's nothing in this room that I guess it's been a very uniquely made thing
All right, X3k for this machine
Yeah, how expensive is this machine 14 14,000 dollars for this okay, that is ridiculous man
That's what you pay for premium. There's nothing in it. Why what is it? Why is it 14 extra quality?
It's the engineering what kind of quality like what it's metal. Yeah, but yeah, this is metal, too
it's the engineering put into the work now of course it's also like how much
like the paint thing these pads have been worn out but they are more this is the
cheapest you can get for them these pads is chosen the cheapest I believe that
custom everything you could have it in whatever colors you would like to and
if you see this with this surface cost extra why why would it give
It's more expensive to make it.
But why would they get this surface?
Because it could get cheaper.
Maybe it'll last longer.
Okay, sure.
Lasting longer is the thing.
But 14k?
Do you know what Prenata's first name is?
No.
Hey, it's the bus.
Eduardo.
Rudy.
Rudy, that's the big bus.
Yes.
But he's a founder.
One more time.
Is it?
Yes.
Well, I ain't doing that way.
It's easy.
Fucking it, tell yourself.
OK.
You can get one for less than 5K.
I mean, you can get this one, I would guess, is 5K.
For a used one.
Maybe a newish 5K is my guess.
Because they're using rubber.
Fuck!
Curses!
But it is brand new gym equipment costs a lot.
Especially if you want up to the premium brands.
Plus this is the most expensive series they have as well.
I bet.
If you see this one, for example, it's way cheaper.
Really why?
I mean, that's a good question.
Can you knock it out, baby?
So what's the next time we're coming to the gym, Chance?
Thursday, right?
What's today?
Today's Thursday.
Oh, fuck.
Saturday, then.
Is it?
I mean, we were Thursday Saturdays and we want to move it whenever day. Let's do it then
You wouldn't do that cooking thing Saturday this Saturday this Saturday
Okay, if you're not doing anything a Saturday through the Saturday a little cooking stream barbecue or whatever
Make some food. My house is a mess right now. Rob wants to come. Okay. Yes, it might rob. Do you want to work out? Oh?
Oh, ask him.
Yeah, he wants to work out into the little...
Maybe we can take Rob for a full day of content, even in the morning.
Ooh, I really don't know.
This is grief for me.
I really don't know this guy.
Yeah, that's no problem.
He'll be getting, uh...
What is it?
Uh, withdrawals from...
Well, that's not the service.
He's just sick.
We should get Rob to take us into VRChat.
I mean, there's not much different from what I've seen.
Biggie's been wanting to play VRChat.
She wants to play Phasmophobia again.
Really?
Yeah, like VR.
I fucking hate VR.
Dude, I'm not gonna lie, VR makes me nauseous.
Same!
It makes me sick.
Dude, I played that super-hot.
It almost died.
Oh, it was like slow-motion dodge.
Yeah.
Did you see that?
Let's have a clip from the VR guide.
I got drunk and turned on the camera instead of...
You know what's trumpet?
I'm not sure.
Yeah, they were not drunk.
They did that on purpose.
Nobody said they was...
I'm drunk today.
I'll...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cump it.
Cump it.
before that was not like some self-exposed that was like a crumpet
just doesn't fucking care yeah nobody said it was a drug in the clip that's
what maybe they have a different clump or different clip and then it was dancing
okay it was crumpet man I saw that clip crumpet is does not I was fucking
hilarious so funny crumpet is actually great but it was that it was also the
Stereotypical image you have of a VR-assist.
Oh, it's beard and all.
Yeah.
It ain't what you think it is.
No, 90% of the time.
Now that being said, no one in VR chat is fat.
That is a stereotype that's, well, I shouldn't say no.
No, because he was dancing so much, you can't be fat.
These motherfuckers are so fucking fit.
They are so strong and healthy.
It is insane.
Clute is not that sharp to get this sarcasm.
I couldn't know.
I was just assuming.
I was just saying, I'm drunk.
Well, I'll give a fuck, I'll turn on the cameras when it's said why should I serve all his sober?
I mean, he could have been drunk too.
He could have been drinking.
Oh man, dude, what a good-
No one plays VRChat sober, they're all drunk all the time.
Now, they're not healthy, they are alcoholics.
And I'm not even being funny, it's sad.
Oh my god.
Take the bottle.
Yeah, I'm gonna throw it away, I am cooked.
Jesus Christ.
But that reminded me of when I was on a fridge con.
They sold those VR full-on bodysuits, yeah.
And there was this skinny, skinny little man standing there.
And there was a screen beside of him.
And he was like advertising this. He was selling this in sunny day.
That is the fucking girl Avatar he had and it was like trying to be it was
Listen all of them know it's dudes they all know like when they're sitting there
fucking their VR chat friend who's like you know about the big TV anime they
know what to do they just don't care no no but the thing is let's say you're
playing world of warcraft and you choose a female character yeah I wouldn't see
that as the same as if you tried to be sexual
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I don't even know if it's because of OTK. I think it's just it reached that point because the thing is
No matter what's going on in that room, they'll be shipped pulled up from both sides, right?
So when they're arguing, they're losing, it's a loose, loose lawyer's win.
Not always. Nowadays I see people benefit off of just getting hated.
Like people...
Is it long term or short term?
I mean it is short term but they just do it again and again and again and again.
And there's also grifting. I mean there is an audience for everything.
You know when you're pushing to a corner, and that's the only thing you can do. They don't you think these people should rather just stop and
Streaming find the norah is to go in to instead of
Shimming away for me. I don't know what I would do. I mean the real truth is there's too much money involved
There's a lot of money and the problem is like if you do something dumb
like
People people in this space will
Not hang out with you. So it will hurt your business, right? Yeah
Even me being so vocal about V-Being, people don't want to be around that, you know?
So even though I didn't do anything to anybody, I'm not going to stand all day again.
Exactly.
So, you know, it's all about the dollar at the end of the day.
People are super fragile.
People are super fragile.
I think that's the word.
I've never given a fuck about this at all.
You see, I'm all alone all the time.
this last mix last resort of hanging out with anyone.
The last one that doesn't.
I mean we could have you know, I don't know.
Someone else teaches us at a gym I guess.
Yeah, sometimes.
I mean that's pretty much what it comes down to.
Like it's even, people are just super jelly.
Not like jealous but like.
But I see a lot of these streamers, but Louise.
Hello?
What is it?
I haven't planned it.
We can.
I don't know.
I'll see when I'm home and then we can talk about it.
Okay, goodbye.
But why are people so surprised, John?
Because it matters.
Well, I don't sound like that crazy skit-so guy,
but I think Chance would agree
that it always comes down to view count.
Yeah, that's true.
At the end of it, that's what matters.
No, it's okay.
But still, that is what it all is around.
And that's why I cared so much
about making sure everything was pure.
But I've given up now, so I mean.
That's how it works, yeah.
It is view count.
It's just view count.
I've seen one more thing that I have tried to avoid
that a lot of streamers,
and most streamers aren't at any of your pointers
because you guys can invest
in when they can just grow by itself, right?
Yeah, you're right.
Most streamers aren't there.
No, you're right.
It's just a few.
And I see most people, they throw,
they have everything in one basket.
They have no other potential income sources.
Yeah, that would be crazy.
That was some money.
But it's so many that doesn't do that.
And they've dropped us hell.
Where are they going to go? I see people
my level. They're buying shit expensive.
First they have to get the money to invest.
First they have to get the money to invest.
If they're that new.
And they're young.
They can admit themselves as well.
Put some effort into things.
Yeah, I guess. But they can also just put all that
mind and effort into the next stream.
But if they're thinking a little bit ahead.
Because they're not going to do that it's hard. I mean it's easy to set them down
You're just gonna do it like an unrethud like me do it up
I mean I can't I did it, but I have an assistant that helped me do it
I'll see you're not older than a lot of people you might be you might be it's hard
But you have like wisdom with comes the age
These new streamers are like 19 years old man. I forget that the 19 years old doesn't have like who's next by the way
I'm done. I'm not shaking. All right, can you
But no, I listen to like streams the amount of times I've heard, especially one of these
new gen streamers, you're like, dude, I don't care about view counts.
I just roll my eyes because I know they do, but it's important for them to say they don't.
And I find that annoying.
Just say you do care.
But the school and the staff are going on.
They do care, and that's okay.
But then it's like I say I don't care, and then I play Warcraft 3 and people
are mad at me for playing Warcraft.
What the?
Well, I told you I don't care.
Well, like what's the problem with care?
But everyone cares.
The problem is like letting it like control you
to the point where you break up with someone over view count
or something or like you get, you cry about it.
Well, it's a job.
You're supposed to.
Everything, all success stems from that.
All right.
But it's important to care about it.
It is extremely important to care about.
I know people get mad when people admit that.
But again, why can't they just say, yeah,
I care about my view count?
But that's what I'm asking, why?
Because again, I think from the foundation of screening,
The foundation of streaming came from a place of genuineness of hey, I'm playing this game
and if the stream wasn't on, I'd still be playing this game.
And so that's the foundation of it and now it's still like people just abuse it or try
to take advantage of that.
It's a core part of streaming is the genuineness.
But there is no genuineness.
Not anymore.
We have to pretend it's there.
The problem is I try to be real and it doesn't work.
Yeah, I guess.
But again, I just roll my eyes.
I don't care about you guys.
I'm telling you, bro.
I told you I worked at Jimmy John's.
The only thing that my manager cared about
was how much sales we did during our lunch rush.
What do you mean?
Like how much money we made during our lunch rush
at Jimmy John's.
Yeah, of course.
That's it.
And then he would compare those numbers
to every other Jimmy John's in the area.
And so we would do things like,
he's like, okay, numbers are low.
Nick, go do promo.
So he'd give me like a pallets
full of Jimmy John's sandwiches cut up in thirds,
and I would go to the local church,
the local business.
Hey, you guys want free Jimmy John's does that really translate into more sales though?
I don't know, but I did it because it sounds to me like minus 50 sandwiches. That's what I thought. Yeah
I'm like if you gave me a motion to church, I would just be like cool free sandwiches at church
I'll go to church next week again, but I'm not Jimmy. That's I don't we're not talking about the logistics
I got a promotion. I went to a class on how to do these promos at Jimmy John's
Okay, dude, they were grooming me to be the next manager. I had manager powers
I like that word, don't you?
Yeah, that's the one he's talking about, dude.
I have one more rep, I think, right? Nick, you have another rep.
I'm done, dude. So, Nick, what do I think?
He says the last one. Okay, we're done.
What do I think? Is that most of those streamers, those that realize that they're running a business?
They do realize it, but it's important to the viewers that it doesn't come off as a business.
It comes off as this genuine, hey guys, I'm just hanging out.
And I hate that they try to maintain that, but it's helpful.
But also it's also easier to not admit something that makes you feel insecure.
Oh, that's true.
That's the real thing.
And that's when people get mad at me.
Because you can even look at the things I type in my Discord.
They're not necessarily mean.
They're not mean to just read.
But it's like something that people are insecure about.
You know, I don't really care.
I talk to my numbers all you want to.
They're good or bad.
You know, I don't even talk.
I still have to go live and do my stream.
Yeah?
It's not going to change.
You know, but I love being a step-fucker, dude.
So this is what...
Now we talk about this other than new body, huh?
It doesn't have to be new body.
It's not a new body.
I know, but it's just... now we have a vehicle.
It's not the only vehicle.
It's not the only vehicle.
I sit in my desk, and shit doesn't make me feel fat.
There's become all the fat. Could have been insecure about it.
I don't know about it.
You can handle it.
If you say something about me, it's true. I have no issues.
If it's not true. You know what?
Honestly, I'm not going to give you that.
See that caveat? If it's true.
Yeah, no. If it's true.
Here, you want these mics?
I do need the mics back.
the mice back. All right, Gigi's gentlemen, we'll see you on Saturday. Saturday, yes sir.
Everything else? Saturday I will make a training program. Okay. So we have a little bit of system in there.
All right. We can get a progressive overload. I hear that. Okay. It doesn't
need to be a progressive overload. Okay, so there you did five reps, six,
That sounds good.
I like that.
I need to just...
Easy peasy.
I'll come over later and grab the phone.
Okay.
All right.
Thank you Canoe for the, hey, for the clothes and everything too.
Nick, until next time, I'm out.
All right, shame you and me.
Oh, I need my Gatorade.
All right.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
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I forgot I have to change my scene when I drive home.
Go ahead, car.
Don't even make the shit out of me.
Did I leave my clothes at the gym?
Or did I stuff them in my backpack?
I got him, okay, cool.
Maybe I'd buy an energy drink.
That's a crazy red light to fucking miss and it's all because of that I hate bad drivers
or fucking idiots that treat everyone because of their indecisiveness, please cost me that
red light, me and three other cars. They were in the wrong lane at a red light.
They needed to take a left, but they were in the wrong lane to do it. So instead of
just driving straight, they just sat there in the turn, non-turn lane, and
waited until they could go, blocking everyone behind them.
Don't people hate the new Linkin Park because like the lady is like Scientology or something?
I don't know how true all that is.
I really like the song though.
Like it sounds great.
I actually love her as a singer.
She's awesome.
It's got that screaming down.
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grills and your sister's boyfriend pulling out his acoustic guitar
I'm like, quiet!
Harrison's playing.
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I fucking hate this song. I didn't know if it's a bad song. I'm just so tired of hearing it.
Why, how does it work?
When it comes to like song selections for the radio, like, this is, maybe I'm just
having no taste, but this song is subpar.
It's like, whatever.
It's not bad.
But why is it spammed?
Why are some, like even sale, why is it spammed?
So much that I actually start to hate it.
What is their song selection like, tech?
Is it just snowball effect?
It made top 100, so they spam it which makes it
farther up, I don't know.
I don't know.
Is it, are they selling the rights to play the song
on the radio for cheap? So it gets played more?
I'm separated.
This song's a banger.
I don't know.
Not my job.
Fuck.
I know this is gonna sound really stupid,
but I'm really used to my gas tank being on the left of me
from my SRT-8 and to this day, I always second-guess myself.
Is my gas tank on the same side as my SRT-8 or the opposite?
I think it's opposite.
I think it's to my right.
I'm 90% sure it's to my right. I might look like an idiot.
I feel my gas tank a lot.
Well, as much as you would think I would.
But I don't know why that information hasn't cemented itself
in my noggin. I'm pretty sure it's on my right.
I don't know what I'm gonna find out.
Wow. Been a while since the gas station has been completely packed.
What the fuck?
Okay, here we go.
I'm gonna move it out, thank God.
Alright.
Alright, where's my wallet?
I should have berated.
Car keys, hello.
Alright, hopefully my phone doesn't overheat.
I'm going to go in and grab a drink.
I'll be back.
I'm going to charge my car.
Wait, I gotta leave my mic.
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We do not care.
$95.
Okay, let me get out of here.
I got cars waiting.
Like there's literally a line to get gas.
I just got really lucky and pulled up behind someone.
That was leaving.
Packed fucking gas station.
Jesus Christ.
Insanity.
Alright, I'm going to have to change scenes everybody.
Uh, Oro, can you change scenes and just hide me?
But you can leave the audio.
Want to confirm before you do that?
We've got my phone to make sure maybe I can do it myself here actually I don't
know if I get all this cars fucking mad at me for not leaving
you
you
you
you
you
You
I really wanted that energy drink.
I
I
How can I get here so much?
But I'm home.
Come on, ducks, out, out, out, out, out.
Hello.
Hello.
Oh my god, can they all even hear me?
I don't even have my chat open.
My whole computer had a Windows update and everything is broken right now.
Yes, you hear me?
Okay, cool.
All right, I'm on my desk, uh, just, uh, I didn't know my PC was gonna do a fucking
whole reset here.
So now everything is cooked right now.
Oh, is my camera even working?
Okay, that's working.
I think everything's starting to boot up, we're good.
All right, there's a sandwich in here.
Gotta wash my hands, play with the dogs.
I can't today.
The house is all fucked up.
I'm not showing it to y'all.
It's a mess.
I have like Logitech G Hub opening, look at this shit, like everything's popping up on my computer, give me a bit, fucking, what do we do?
Got it, close, jeez.
I'm just gonna, I'm gonna go pee while this is happening, audio?
Fixed it, one second.
you
Okay.
You
Okay, oh now I'm good
Um, where's my headset?
What's wrong with your neck? Uh, good question. I don't know. I do not know.
Shoes are on still, take that off. All right, Eugene video. Oh my, no warrant, I have no audio. My voice meter is closed.
Show sandwich. There's a lot of things to show. Actually, Viki got me a new keyboard
I was going to show y'all. Here's the sandwich. It's like an egg and bacon protein thingamajig
which is great. And I have a little protein shake.
It's pink, it must be. It is not. But it's actually sick.
Okay, so hold on, I still have things closed. My Spotify is
closed, of course. Drag this over. I think I have my
Donations closed
So chat goes over here
And this goes here all right
Okay, well first things first I think I'm good. I think everything's back on I wish the lights in my room worked
I think
There we go.
That's barely any light.
Let me try this other, hold on, I have more lights I can use.
Let's go to my light app. I haven't used this in a while.
Finn said all this lighting up for me and I just never use it.
Aha! Oh my god, that is really bright. Holy fuck!
Woo!
Or he just left the phone on the carpet still streaming, which is funny.
Okay. Another issue?
you
okay hopefully that's done now so let's see first thing all that lights not
working but whatever it's good enough look at this keyboard she got me it's sick
he didn't want me to show you guys but I said I don't know why in the world
anyone would not want to see this she got this fucking keyboard it comes in
like this felt, velvet, crazy thing.
It's fucking nuts, right?
And then it unzips every package.
I've already opened it.
Yeah, and it came like this, and then you open it,
and it came with like this thing.
And kind of, it comes in this like velvety bag.
Isn't this crazy?
And then fucking straps, and then it's in here
And look at that unveil this shit
Fucking sick. It's got some new special like hybrid
Mechanical switches. I don't even know what how the fuck they work
No numpad fuck numpads, bro
it's very different it's got like these weird toggles on the side so you got this switch here
you've got this switch up here look at this
so you got your lights it's like a little knob you can turn I think this is volume
little knob you can turn there uh
something like that I will say uh the switches are very very different than the one I currently
use probably you can let me see if I can hear it and different isn't a bad thing
it's just I'm not gonna be used to it but I've gotten used to every type of
mechanical keyboard you can possibly have you get used to it right it's time
so here's the one I currently use let me open a notepad you can probably
listen. You hear that? Okay. So let's swap it out now. Here's the new keyboard sounds
a little different. See that? That's the second one. Nice. It sounds better. You like
that more? Vicky and I were discussing about it. She said she likes it way more. No F keys?
Oh, there are no F keys on this. Is there a function button where I can hold it and
then it turns to F1? Fuck. I use my F keys for marking stuff in WoW. I didn't notice
It doesn't have function keys
That's unfortunate, but that's okay very few games do I need it?
Not designed for MMO gamers. Yeah, they says just rebind your brain
It's true. I can just do that. Is she here? Does it have a print screen button? No. I mean, I can, hold on. I don't even know if she's here. No idea.
Here is the keyboard again. Let me show you one more time.
You can see all that it has.
Maybe if it ever will focus, like ever.
Hello.
Focus please. Shitty $10,000 camera.
to go back to a webcam again. Whatever y'all can't read it, it's so blurry.
Life's hard. Alright, let me unplug the old keyboard. This is the old one. That
patty got for me. It has a little little wow player on the back. Pretty good
keyboard. Definitely served its life. And let me plug this back. Where does it plug
into here. You can use the same cable. This fucking cable is in there. There we go. Damn,
that looks really nice. Look at this thing plugged in. There was lights on it. Do I like
the lights? Oh, I can turn them off. I kind of like these lights. These are clean. They're
not bright. They're very, they look bright in the camera, but they're very subtle. You
go, oh, what is going on? Pick a lane, bro. Am I turning knobs on accident? See, let's
try this okay oh all the way left wait there is fuck wait hold on I think there
are function keys they're just touchscreen
What the fuck?
Wait, I don't know, like, I saw it at the top here, oh god damn it, I keep unplugging
my...
The cable isn't very long for a keyboard because it doesn't need to be, so it's
hard to show you all.
I might have broke it.
No, I didn't.
We're good.
It looked like I'd ship the, or vent the cable.
You see like the F keys at the top of these lights going all the way across here?
Oh. This is like F1 through 12. But yeah, no, I think I'm looking inside this cable.
I actually straight up might have broke the keyboard. I'm not kidding. No, it's working.
Okay, we're good. So how would I test a function key?
I guess Alt F4?
Oh, I got Alt.
Yeah, how would I Alt F4 stuff?
I don't think it's touchscreen. I think I'm an idiot.
or wait hold on okay I get it I get it all right so how this works is this isn't
really going to be utilized very much for me but this little thing I'm flipping
it's like door switch that converts all of the buttons to function keys so right
now one will be alt one two would be all two that I clip it down now it's
not. So I really won't be able to utilize that in a while. It's pretty fancy and pretty
cool but when you actually need to hit both it fucks you. That's fine though. I need my
sandwich. All right, let me close all this shit. So what's that one or game and let
watch that Eugene video. See here.
Oh, download.
All right, bro.
Yo, what's up, son? How you doing, man?
To Jean.
What's up, dude? Hope you're doing good, brother.
Oh, yeah, well, I'm recording this video and by the way, I hope you're really having a great
workout.
I can't turn it up.
I hope you're losing some weight.
I hope you're having fun with nut and neck.
And yeah, you know, I hope you're getting out there.
I hope you're absolutely killing that workout again, that sweat and, you know, getting
better shape.
You know what I mean?
But I wanted to ask you something.
I'm kind of sending it in a video form because I didn't know how to type it.
I didn't really know how to ask, but I was just wanting to ask you if you can, you know,
maybe try to do, we could figure something out with what I wanted to ask, you know, ask
if it's longer.
But what are you about to ask for?
Ryan Ross has a box information that he let streamers fight other streamers in I wanted to know if I could be your fighter for
Maybe the next one or the one that's coming up. I think it would be a great opportunity for me
I think it would be great for the viewers to watch me fight and it would be beautiful. You know, I mean I think
You know, it'd be beautiful. It'd be wonderful
You know how XQC had that really buff motherfucker fight for him out there
I think you should do the same thing but for me
And I'm gonna train very hard. I will not disappoint. And I think it would be amazing, dude. And it would make my life, you know, I love what I did, especially with fighting. And I feel like I am the lawnmower guy from earlier.
Did you like my trick?
I asked to see what you think about it, see if I can get a response or a follow up. And what is it? That would be awesome, man. You know?
You know what I mean, man? Come on, dude.
What is he talking about? I actually don't know what he's talking about, so I got a pepper in my throat.
He wants me to fight him. Sponsoring him to fight at Aiden Ross's fighting event. Sorry, my throat. Oh my god.
Um, what?
That's a thing.
Yeah, a little shot here.
You know, I'm shooting a free throw like always.
You know what I mean?
Far away three or, you know, I mean a half court shot, but we're gonna try to get out
there, man.
I appreciate you and God bless.
God bless, bro.
God bless.
Okay, hold on.
What is he talking about?
YouTube fighting okay X QC fighting sponsored guy
okay X you see fighting sponsored guy boxing event
Eight in boxing tournament four and a half hours is this it?
What do we tell what is this?
Well, yeah, watch it though
Huh
grandriskpromotions.com fighters slash general Zach
So big shimmers are just sponsoring small streamers like Pokemon and sending them in to fight is that basically what this is?
Like ancient Rome, huh
huh slavery but with extra steps I mean dude I don't think I do this I don't think
this is my lane bro who takes the liability they probably sign waivers
This guy would have no chance against them. He would get knocked out and die
So you're telling me I would pay that right? I guess I won't pay anything
I don't have to do anything just watch his fight and support him, but he would just go in and die
Look at his face, man, I don't want to send this guy in go
Man
He's he won't even remember he's asking for this
We call him maybe Eugene can break it down
All right, man break
Listen think about it like this, right? Oh, okay. We're jumping right in go ahead
We're like all right. We're like coming up the battle bus. All right, bro
Listen, we can find another person. That's my weight class that I could box you know
I mean sponsor me wherever the fuck it is bro. I get in there. I fight for the viewers
For everybody that's in the chat right now. I fight for everybody might not be in your lane
But listen man, you know, I don't play I don't play well. I can learn well, you know the same way I learn boxing
But do you think about it?
A little bit I
Tussle around a little bit. Yeah, what does that mean? I'm not gonna get I'm not gonna get smoked
All right, I think can put me against fucking
The one of the top people I'm not gonna get smoked. I'll put up a fight, but I'm
Why do you even think they would let me go to this event? I don't know these guys
Dude, come on bro. Aiden Ross. What?
They don't know me bro. They don't know me. I don't even think they'd like me all I do is shit talk all of them
No, you don't come bro. You fuck with Aiden Ross
You know not really
Fuck
Um, all right, you know, what if we
And like in a very nice way to you know, let me fight, you know, I mean
You really want to fight, huh? Like here's the thing. What do you expect to get out of this other than just getting in the ring?
Okay, go ahead show some muscles, man. You do go to the gym
Damn
How much do you weigh I'll taller you
I'm about like five foot seven. Oh
So like t1 build
Some like that but listen, bro
We you you just watch me fight you watch me box. I feel like it's getting kind of it
Me kind of your five seven. Do you not do you're out of your mind my footwork my head movement everything is immaculate
My jab is immaculate my right
You're lucky to jab the person like
Yeah, but like it's so it's a it's an arm like show your arms
Let's see the arm like stand up get a stand up
I just hop back to the wall and turn sideways and just show arm length extend it all the way
Okay, back up a bit. We can't see
Like to the okay
Can you reach that board next to you see that board touch it from there? Don't move you're scooted
No, no, the far board to the to the wall. Don't move. You can't reach it. Come on. That's where they're at. Come on
Not getting it
It does matter it does matter man, doesn't it
You're doubting me like i'm like like i'm gonna get my ass whooped
But you're not even fighting!
I'm not! Even if I get my ass whipped!
That's how life works!
You lose something, you win something, you can't win them all!
That's how it works!
No matter what you can be as good as you want to be,
you're always going to somehow lose.
No matter what...
I can train as hard as I think.
You're always going to lose! I don't care if I lose!
Okay.
I'm not going to lose!
Hold on, how much training do you think goes involved in this?
Listen man, I don't care.
I can be in there in two weeks.
I I literally trained as fuck done.
I'm already ready.
I mean, like fighting training or just boxing, like just working out.
I go to boxing.
You go to boxing.
What is OK? How are you going to do that?
How are you going to go get boxing training?
Who's going to do that for you?
I can stream myself at my boxing gym.
You have a boxing gym.
OK. Why are you why are you saying yes like that?
That's weird.
You're like vibrating.
I just say yes, I do.
Okay, so you have someone at your boxing gym that can train for you.
Yeah, have a coach.
Okay.
Well, you know what, man?
I don't see entirely why not.
But let me think about it.
Okay.
I had no fucking idea what the hell you were talking about when I first saw that video.
No, exactly.
When I tried to, um, yeah, it was kind of like binary code to your brain.
It didn't, it didn't really click at the start.
I mean, I need you to check something for me.
Can you check?
Check this course really important.
See a picture? Yeah, that's right.
I got you. See that?
What do you think about that?
OK, first of all,
I don't know where the fuck.
I don't know where you found that a very tall man from.
But if you if, first of all, if you think that's how I'm going to get done,
You're out of your fucking mind, am I right man?
I'm the number one druid in Darking Dork. That means nothing man. It means nothing
Stop looking at the camera like that. It's weird
It's look down. There you go. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Like I said, what we'll do well
We'll do some drug tests. We'll make sure you're so can you sober up?
You think a Ross cares if I smoke marijuana when I box
He cares about my steroid if I if I take trainers he doesn't care about smoke. Okay, but what are you saying?
Can you sober up for the other stuff? You know say are you on trim or any Royds?
Can you even run a mile? Can you run a mile? I'm not starting up in the box. I'm fighting. I'm not signing up for this
I'll go on stream right now and run a mile. I'll show you how ready I am
Okay, I don't even know how much that means man. I wish there's a mile
So my miles of my I understand but like is that an impressive feat?
I mean, no, I could probably run two or three, but I'm just you know miles like that show
Okay, that's what I usually do. All right. You really seem to really want this
And it's like I doesn't sound like there's any lift on my end. I just have to probably watch this shit at some point
Yeah, maybe you have to do a little bit of dabbling. Maybe a little bit of this and that I don't know what Aiden
Does like I know for a fact the streamer like has a fighter they throw in and you're probably gonna find a opponent for me
Aren't you fucked up from your e-scooter wreck?
No, my knees are fine, bro. Look what's the other healed look?
Okay, I'll stand up a little short
We know that oh get that off my screen
Dude, it's healed man. It's a little band-aid bro. I look like a fucking soggy old band-aid needs to be changed
Probably smells like shit. I
I put it on today, asshole. Why are you being such a jackass? What do I do to you?
Appreciate you and appreciate the time that we had and all masquerades for an opportunity and you're acting like
Directing like I'm trying to
I don't even know. You know, I mean, I'm just trying to break it down, man. I'm being honest with you here
Taking another hit man. Take another hit
All right, so here's what we'll do.
I'm going to look more into details.
I'll look more into whatever the fuck this thing is.
I'll see how much lift is required at my end.
I'll see if it's even a possibility to do something like this.
And then we'll take it from there.
Okay.
I know it's a possibility.
I know you have left.
I know you can lift a lot.
I cannot.
This you can do you gotta be more confident in yourself, man
I sleep so little bicep work. Come on man. Come on. Yo that nut dude. He's fucking huge, bro
You're talking about canoe. Oh his name is canoe. I
Thought his name was always nut
Like I've always watched him for a while. He's a big buck motherfucker on Twitch. He's a big ass motherfucker
You're right. Can you he's like a grid statue bro canoe. I like his name. He lifts a lot of his
He has good vibes. I like his accent. I like, you know, he's a chill ass dude.
Dude, honestly, if I was to have anybody to train me to get into shape, it would be Canoe.
You know? That guy's Hella chill.
Hell yeah, the K is silent.
All right. Well, I'll stay in touch. You have me on Discord, so we'll figure it out.
Hell yeah, man. Yeah, you know, like I said before, it would make my life.
And just, I would...
I mean, it also could end your life.
I promise you.
Nope, it would not.
I'm going to end somebody else's as a matter of fact.
Now, what if you're going against Canute?
Well, I think I get him with a good body shot.
And, you know, like I said, like you said before, I kite, you know, I, you know,
I think I think in that case, you might have to kite him.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Yeah, exactly.
All right, Eugene. Well, good talk.
I'll let you know. All right.
You know, man, I appreciate you so much.
God bless you. God bless. God bless.
Mr. G's.
Okay.
What the fuck?
What is going on?
All right.
Sir, we have an orc problem.
Thank you, Omega Tan.
Sir, we have an orc problem.
Let me buy this game and download it.
Is the game on to the queue up?
Burrrr, burrrr, burrrr, what?
Okay, Steam was having issues, but now it's working.
Thank God.
The AI game?
Is this game AI?
Oh, well we'll find out, won't we?
Oh.
Ugh.
What is this?
Wow, this looks a little iffy.
I guess that's kind of just how it goes.
Sir, we have an orc problem. New game. Empty.
Alright. This is the whole game.
Left click to shoot missiles. Press spacebar to start the battle.
Okay, spacebar. I just shoot missiles, I guess.
This is not possible. I'm gonna lose.
What the fuck?
Okay, upgrades.
This is the tech tree where you can buy upgrades.
Unlock the gunner tower to continue.
Alright, and then you hit play again. Back to level one.
Where do I remove all towers, pick every sl-
So I have to gun her from the bottom menu or press 1?
I don't know what kind of range that has to- oh.
Okay.
What is this?
How is this even possible?
Okay, gain three at the end of a battle.
Missile damage.
Gunner tower goes from one damage to two.
Okay, and then increase its rate of fire, I guess.
So how do I adjust this thing?
Select Tower, move all towers, pan, hold shift, and move the same type.
Oh I see.
Okay.
Oh wow.
Interesting.
So really, how do I want this thing to be blasting?
I just be like this I guess maybe I just make a fuck zone right here
Oh, now it changed things
Okay, I'm just gonna blast like this
Okay, send it. Let's see.
No. No, this is horrible. I should be blasting upwards. This is a terrible spot.
Then again, I am doing like...
I'm missing a lot of shots. It's a bad spot.
Okay, a third gunner tower.
Play again.
All right, let's see, I shouldn't have any shots missing.
Okay, I'm missing a lot of shots there to the left, but even then, like, you don't
Clear this.
Oh, whoops.
Hey, I fucked up. What am I doing?
Nice speed this up. I fucked up. I didn't mean to kill you again.
Hey, upgrades.
I have...
6 upgrades now. Point 2, so that goes to point 2 damage.
Another gunner tower. Actual ability called on an orbital Cairo beam.
Increase range.
Let's get another gunner tower, I guess
Missile damage
She'll probably get this gain whatever at the end of a battle just to farm, right?
Okay, we go here now
Okay, they really like standing right there. Let's see. Oh, god, my camera. Alright, I'm
not really... Did I not put down the tower? I had an extra one, didn't I? I did. Fuck
Let me right?
Okay. Upgrades again?
Holy fuck I have 18 now.
Bang bang, we maxed that out in 10% whatever at the end of a battle
Okay, plus another gunner tower damage, I guess
Fire a laser beam that bounces off of walls missile damage sure
Unlock tower damage stats. Oh, that's expensive
Okay, play.
Uh, I think I kind of like it like that.
this is fine, right? Hit it.
I'm actually killing a lot of these fuckers now.
They're dying and stuff.
Okay, 19 points. Plus 10 HP,
missile,
Emergency supplies cost 15,000.
Okay, I'm upping the DPS.
I can go level two.
Surely you max income first.
Well, all the income upgrades at this point cost like 50.
I have another gunner tower.
I mean, I kind of like this spot.
I think it seems kind of good.
Damn, look at this.
Wait, they're actually being massacred in here.
Oh, no.
I'm not leaking?
Hold on.
No way.
Fuck.
Survived!
Damn!
Pretty crazy. We maxed that out.
I mean, that's just good to have.
have fires a laser with a bounce off all strike enemies in whatever can in low
fire rate but high damage brick does penetrate through multiple orcs
launchers explosive shells deal heavy area damage to all enemies flame
thrower only should continue a stream of flames that sets enemy orcs a blade
Okay, we're gonna take that
Now fully clear for the box. Oh, you're right
You're right. I need to fully clear
Who
I think it's a good spot here they tend to take this actually no I should go up here
Because they like to take this curve.
Let me fuck it, start battle, right?
Yeah, that's melting, we love that.
Yeah, alright.
It looks like the fire dot doesn't even last that long.
I didn't need to be that early.
Alright, full clear.
Alright, Cryo Beam, activity call and orbital cryo beam that freezes all orcs in its path
adds a 1% chance that orcs carry explosives which detonate upon death and damage nearby orcs.
think I just like the passive so at this rate I think I want to max out the
amount of gunner towers I have oh I should get one be considering I put so
many upgrades into them the value of gaining more is pretty substantial
Alright, level 2.
So they come from the left.
They're gonna be kind of split, it's a little awkward.
I don't know how to- fuck, I need a second flamethrower, really bad.
flame plower would be sick. Um, definitely want to blast that direction. Definitely want
to be blasting this direction. Honestly, I'm just going to go back like that. It's probably
fine. As long as I'm getting good bullet uptime, it's like not missing and stuff,
And then this...
We'll go to this side. I think it's good right there.
All right, so our battle, let's see what happens. I wish I had a second flamethrower, but...
Wow, I chose the wrong side, huh? Oh, I should be blasting, huh?
Okay, upgrades.
Second flamethrower?
Bang, got it.
Love that for me.
Can't broke.
So we'll move this bad boy to here.
Honestly, I think I'm gonna double up.
I'll just throw this here, like that.
I feel like it's all left side, right?
Tanky motherfuckers, hello?
Another gunner tower worth it.
I'm just gonna keep upping these gunners.
Concentrate your fire more.
Uh, fuck, I need to look at each individual tower to see which one's not getting the
uptime that I want it to be having. I feel like I'm getting completely screwed over here
on this side. Just wasted potential the whole time.
Okay, let's just see how that plays out.
Yeah, I don't need nearly as many towers in the bottom area.
That place is so fuckin' easy.
Get everything in the top.
I'm gonna move this guy...
to here
Can't see
Fucking motherfuckers
Yeah, now it's a damage issue play again. Oh wait, no, not play again. Goddamnit, whatever
farm.
Flamethrower the Sharp? Double Flamethrower? I don't know how the Flame
Date debuff works, right? It's already getting the Flame debuff. Can it stack up
more? I have no idea.
Start or end? Start or end, huh? So maybe I put a Flamethrower right here
like this, right? Ooh, look at that improved range, by the way. I'm just gonna keep it
like that. But what am I doing? Why is it even spinning? Just keep it right there.
It doesn't matter, they walk through it.
I guess maybe they take damage.
I don't know if they take damage while standing in it, right?
But I don't think it's... keep it long.
I think I want one more gunner tower here.
It was leaking a little bit.
So I'll put another flamethrower here, honestly.
Really?
I'm leaking here. Upgrades. Alright, damage per tick. We're gonna up that a bit, takes
per second up that a bit and just hit play again.
There's probably, I could probably win if I were to optimize a little bit better here,
but I don't feel like it.
I'm just going to win.
This way, ooh, plus 10% coins at the end of a battle.
I feel like I should just farm and just let my investing go in, right?
I don't know, I can't even...
This is hurting to watch right now, but I kind of like the game. Come on, Soda, put your thinking cap on.
I am thinking. Where is the problem? Are you talking about the bottom down here? I guess I can move them, but I'm just lazy.
I guess I can use- okay, hold on, I'll do this.
We'll move this guy like that.
That's definitely better.
of
them
of
Shias ignore that side like
Alright, one turret is defending here.
We're gonna start getting through here to the top, minus one.
But, I'm gonna survive.
Wow, wait, survive gives you plus 100, oh wait, that's a big deal.
Alright, let's go to upgrades here.
Uh, okay, now I get 20% income.
So... I should just farm before I actually play the game.
A few late season resets, I just don't care enough.
I want to see if that's a one-time winning bonus.
Oh wait.
It was a one-time bonus. Okay, so winning doesn't matter anymore.
Hmm.
What do I gain more gunner turrets?
Please play your own playlist.
You don't like this music?
What?
Okay, plus one flamethrower.
We'll double the flame duration.
I'm gonna do some damage here.
Actually, I'll just go over the mic- no, I gotta win here.
Okay, we're gonna throw a flamethrower right here at the beginning.
and like that actually might just full clear the whole thing
and that's might be it
oh shit
I lost one. Fun got through.
Nooo!
Okay, upgrades.
Uhhhh...
Okay, more flamethrower.
Little bit. Play.
Maybe upgrade my missiles.
Fuck.
sad okay plus damage per tick play again
It also adjusts this gunner's howl.
Fuck!
Minus two.
It doesn't even matter anymore.
Alright, these towers are doing fucking nothing.
So we're gonna move this bad boy to like this.
On some of the same thing there.
Okay, we're blasting now.
Fuck!
Plus one gunner tower up here, wow.
Okay, let me give him one extra gunner.
This should be it, surely.
Fuck.
Okay.
I aimed it wrong.
There we go.
Fuck. Okay, I aimed it wrong. It really needs to stop shooting this area here.
Like, look at this blood trail. I really should draw a straight line through that.
All right, yep, different ballgame now Wow, massacring these waves
All right, full clear.
Okay.
120 gold, plus one gunner turret is definitely good.
My god, this tree just keeps going.
Look at this thing.
God damn.
I think a turret or a fire turret is going to be really good here.
I got to see their pathing, huh?
i think a fire turret here as well
i think moats are probably gonna cut through here so maybe there
no
probably go here
alright now i need gunners
Do I have another flamethrower actually, to fuck?
It was something like that. Alright, then gunner turrets.
I'm just not sure where they're gonna pass like they could go all the way around here
When I can send this like that, I just hope I'm not missing any, like I'm gonna be.
Fuck it, I'm just gonna have a massive shooting line here.
It's gonna be disgusting.
Alright, send it.
It's the actual fucking wall of doom.
Wow.
Oh, they get through a bit.
Couple of them do.
Definitely throw a reach. There's one of them. I'm not going to use missiles. Too lazy.
I mean, all of my gunners are having kind of a hundred percent uptime. I think the location's okay.
Wow, that just keeps going, huh?
the left one's missing a lot okay well I think I want to upgrade my flame
throwers here they're having a really good time the left one wasn't doing shit
you says oh this one these yeah maybe I just stack this area more like they all
I'll go through here.
So, use the cube.
Ah, I see a stop.
Getting some serious burns, though.
Oh, one guy got through.
I'm fucking tanky ass bastard, Jesus.
Yeah, alright, I give up.
Well, you can definitely move this flamethrower.
Or I can just buy another one.
Another flamethrower right here would be good.
Where's flamethrowers? Like I want another one.
There we go.
Like...
Spend to me.
Oh fuck.
Right.
A cryo beam.
Or bullets have a 10% chance to penetrate burning enemies without consuming penetration.
That's pretty good.
We're actually, fuck, increased damage to burning warps by 5%.
That's crazy, I want that.
Alright, so I was going to add another flamethrower to right here.
That's fine.
Any penetrations better?
Okay.
Alright.
It is a chance to do 100% increased damage because of penetrates, right?
This could be a full clear.
They're dying. They're not even getting to my last final fight, though.
Oh. Oh. Oh, he almost made it up.
Shit.
I just hate dealing with them.
It's annoying.
Missiles are now fired continuously.
Click once to toggle firing on and off.
Alright, that's nice.
I'll take that.
Alright, I stand up creating my missiles.
Part of blasting.
Uh-oh, couple weeks.
Minus one.
Ah, that's good.
Your second playthorower is a faxing.
So maybe I want to move this to here instead.
Oh, we're taking this one?
That's the third one.
Confused, maybe move it like what, here?
I mean, that should be fine, right?
Yeah, the burn seems to fall off, you can see that gap with the burn right.
That's pretty good, the gap isn't that long, oh he rockets, you're right.
He's spaced out.
Oh, he got you, died.
I got a red, I survived.
Tesla coil.
Fires, bolt sliders, you have arc between nearby, it works.
I can take a laser, low fire rate, but high damage,
direct damage penetrate through multiple orcs.
Mortar.
I think Tesla coil.
But it's like, I don't really like spreading myself
so thin.
I
Feel like it's better to spam upgrade maybe not these upgrades are pretty cheap early on. All right. Fuck it Tesla. It is
Plus one Tesla Tower
Okay, we're just gonna upgrade it a bit plus one jump. That's insane
722 gold for an extra tower
1.5 K for plus two damn Wow
Oh wait, I don't want to do this map yet.
I want to clear this one.
So two Tesla Towers, I mean, I guess I'll drop it here, right?
And then maybe here, why not?
Sure.
It's not really a dot or anything, so max uptime is all that matters.
Honestly, I probably should have just both of them early.
It's like the missile's right.
Is that guy dying?
Here we go, this is the top area.
Yup.
Fuck, he got away.
Stay all days down.
Upgrades!
I don't need to give it range shots per second.
I guess we'll up that.
Go back to this level.
I'm going to drag this guy.
We're just going to double this location.
Why not, right?
I'm going to go if this was here.
I'm going to go key and change my pants.
Okay.
I can't speak.
I did not win.
I'm going to drag this bastard to like, here.
Okay, everybody, here you go.
What do you puppies think you're doing, huh?
Cat, you didn't win?
Are you guys even trying?
Why won't you guys eat the game for me?
Okay.
Oh, we failed on purpose.
Oh, puppy.
Actually, wait.
Hello, say hello, baby boy to everybody.
Oh, hello.
Oh, he's such a cutey little baby.
Look at his paws.
Look at his little paws.
Oh, look at his little paws.
I'll start shooting later.
Maybe he'll start getting used to it.
You see that?
He's taking too far.
Skippy.
Up.
Hello, baby.
He's much more gentle.
Skippy's a gentleman.
Oh, yes he is.
Oh, he is.
Hello.
Good boy.
Get her.
All right.
Off.
Louie.
It doesn't like it in my room, I think it's too hot.
Louie's a solo player, I swear he goes off on his own man, all the time.
All right, upgrades. Let's see. 437 gold to spend. An extra flame tower or I up the damage.
I think I want to up the damage twice. Big stuff. Play.
I mean surely I just win now. Tesla at the end. They are for picking off Strigler's.
It's probably true, but, yeah, it's probably true, because it only hits three targets.
It's not really an AOV or like these flametowers, right?
Burn them sooner.
I could just drop a flametower.
and then I can scoot this second flame tower down a bit and kind of just shove everything
just to weave it back.
But truth be told, it's a full clear.
That burn damage did a lot of work.
So we're done with that map.
Uh, let's get some Tesla dam, I think.
Let's get some Tesla damn I think
Let's gain another Tesla tower, let's give it some damage
Okay, this looks miserable I don't like this
So how does it work? I do penetration when they're burning right?
I didn't spend my cube. Let's surrender. I don't even want to try this until I have it
Wartable call
Okay increase all damage done to burning orbs by orks by five percent. I think I just take that. I mean it's just good, right?
Huh
I wish I had another flametower so I just put it right here now I gotta move
this motherfucker here like the value of getting all of it is just too good
right and then how do I want to do my machine gun
Hmm, that cam's kind of in the way, right?
Move it.
Can you zoom out?
Yes.
Don't forget the uptime for flame bullet penetration.
That's exactly what I'm thinking about.
I want the burn dot to be on...
I wanted to have on-roofs in uptime
when I'm actually doing damage.
Right?
It's not just the burn damage,
so I'm thinking,
I really want to make sure all the damage is happening in this first half
Maybe I can go a little over like
Shooting this way, but as soon as they get to here the damage is gone
I mean truth be told I'm probably just gonna fucking shoot
Tesla coil right here is solid it can't go wrong with that bang to the bang
How many Teslas do I have?
I think I'd double up here considering I'm missing some flame.
Sure.
I'm just going to see how it plays out.
I feel like I didn't split my damage very well at all.
Let's just see what happens.
Trying to look at each, oh wait, I should just...
God, I'm getting home.
Okay, they really like the bottom here.
Interesting. Let me get another flametower, potentially.
314?
Hey, Bipper, you want up?
Hello, baby. He's still here.
The middle turret is trying its best.
One turret is useless in the middle.
I didn't mean to place that guy there.
Um...
Yikes.
Again, got a farm.
The brain can't comprehend the game's like,
Kota actually gets addicted to staring at my mouse.
Like he's trying to like, fight my monitor.
Oh, I see what's going on.
Oh, hey, Pipper.
I know what you're doing.
He saw this ball on my desk.
Motherfucker, I thought you loved me.
Upgrades.
Okay, plus one flamethrower tower, excellent.
Hmm.
And I wish I could improve the range on this bastard.
Then I can just fucking flame this entire wall, imagine.
one two three one two three this is possible
Oh.
Nice.
Okay, we got four of those fuckers there now.
Let's cross streams there, alright, send it.
Oh, this ain't gonna do it. No fucking way. Holy shit.
Huh. This is hard.
Tesla Coil Range? Can I get it?
Range on my other towers? Is that a thing?
Okay. Lots of meters of range on those guys.
So I'm noticing something.
I don't think these guys care about the middle.
They actually just kind of go through the bottom and the top of each of these areas.
So like this.
They just don't go through the middle here. They're, they're hugging the bottom wall, right?
things like that I don't think it's gonna make that big of a dip here but
I'm gonna back this guy up and just aim his ass like that sure
I'm trying to look at how many bullets just are being wasted one of my towers
is whipping every shot it's aiming too close to the middle
Produce the number of kills you get to earn one thing by one.
Oh my god.
Holy fuck.
Invest more you fucking brainlet.
I think it was this tower.
We ain't met up more.
The flight thrower range.
Yeah, the flight thrower range would be big.
You're right.
I need to get that.
Yeah, play through a range would be big. You're right. I need to get that.
Okay.
Alright, plus 10 meters.
So I got more range on it, but it's just not enough.
I need more.
I mean, truth be told, I should really stop spending.
Because I have investment for stocks, right?
I should capitalize on my stocks.
Bottom left lint door sucks. I wish I had a second one.
It's just they're they're not symmetrical the whole map
That's not how it works is it not
The investment is on the battle now what you have oh
So I just earned 20% more not okay. I see
Well, uh, where's that range?
Oh, that's not what I wanted.
Fuck, I was wasting range on the wrong thing.
Oh, I hate myself.
Like, see, I just wish I could go from here all the way to the bottom here, but I can't.
I don't know where else to put it to really optimize this thing.
middle pinch, but it already has a flamethrower here. I guess I could double
up on it. At the start, well, again, it doesn't really reach. It's him saying, like,
I guess I could double like here like this
Just double burn the whole fucking map and then just start blasting from here instead
At least with a couple of these guys
I'm not going to hear it yet.
Okay, where's flamethrower range?
Dang, plus 10 meters again.
It's almost like, honestly, two more flamethrower upgrades and it just goes from top to bottom.
I don't even give a fuck about anything.
I don't think I can afford it yet. Hit it again.
Go to the old map and farm blues.
Well, winning doesn't actually give you money.
Only winning for the first time, if you money.
So, I think the money I can earn right now when it comes to farming is just from kills.
There's more mobs on this map, so at the end it's more kills quicker.
Maybe I kill less here because they have more health?
I'm not sure.
Maybe you're right.
Maybe go do an older map with me better.
Alright, uh, flame thrower range, we want it right.
One of these.
God damn, 774 for the next upgrade.
Okay, maybe I just make do now with this, right?
I don't know where this flamethrower should go, maybe just here.
Uh, seems wasted.
Maybe here, I don't know.
I got some pretty crazy play thrower uptime actually.
They're all pretty much flamethrowers the whole game.
And they're all very low HP.
So now, if I upgrade my flame damage, these guys might be getting fucked.
I'm pretty damn hard.
Burn duration I don't care about.
Let's get this.
I can gain another flamethrower damage for chicken gameplay.
Level my gunners.
It's all good man.
Everything is good.
is useful.
Shiiiiiiit.
You know, the upgrades are so expensive for the flamethrower, this point I'm feeling like
I should have up my Teslas and get them to be blasting a little harder, right?
That's a 20% damage increase, almost. That is a 20% damage increase.
Go more economy. Well, that costs 520. All right, economy it is. Sure, can't go wrong with that.
It's just playing again.
I'm not optimizing my burn time, so you're right, I'm not.
Not at all.
I probably have a flametower right here and right up here
There's also this explosive orcs damage where they blow up
Then here's economy
Let's get some Econ, let's get some Econ fucking slut, let's get some burn damn, uh, back to
this map I am going to optimize my towers a bit more.
We're going to drag this back, we're going to go right there, truthfully I think I'm
I'm gonna send this bitch.
Something like that.
And then this guy can be more like that.
It's gonna miss a lot though, but whenever.
Okay, no wasted burn up time, you see.
Okay.
Lost.
I want another flamethrower tower so badly.
Let the plant or a shoot in a straight line, so they have more range I have a max out range twice or whatever
Yeah, we're doing that
Missile explosion radius. Oh my god. These are so cheap
Damn, I can gain so many gunner towers for dirt sheep.
I should be doing that.
And damage?
Okay.
Yeah.
yeah the range is maxed out I mean this doesn't matter cuz they're already hitting a wall
Oh, this guy's fucking griefing.
That gunner tower is missing so many shots.
I don't see missing so much. It's weird.
You want the ball?
Let's do this.
The top lane is screwed.
Upgrades.
Plus one gunner tower.
Fucking plus two gunner towers.
Massive.
Alright, we're gonna blast right here.
Massive damage.
Noooooooooooooooooooo!
Wow, plus one dam- seems to turn into laser beams eventually.
Okay.
Have you seen EverFudge Legends?
It's like Saus for EverPlus One, Daybreak Game, Tired of Private Server Devs to make it for them.
Interesting. No, I haven't seen it. I never played EverPlus.
EverPlus One Gunner Tower. That's maxed out, by the way. Love that.
That's pretty cheap shots per second upgrades.
Alright, now another gunner tower, uh, I mean I'm struggling immensely with top lane.
I think I just dropped this fucker right there.
Oh fuck.
Is that Louis?
Yes.
He's massive now.
I wonder if I'll see how big this fucker's gotten.
Louis!
Hi baby!
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, he's just open.
Hey, can you get a dose?
Can you get a dose?
Can you get a dose?
Big puppy.
Jesus, that big puppy.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, he's here at this point.
Yeah, he's not done growing either.
Gunnerdam 184?
I think the shots per second.
Okay, go again.
I really wish I had one extra flamethrower. I hate this.
Have you bought the DPS meter yet? No, I haven't.
It doesn't actually improve my damage, so...
I should though.
Check your gunner tower. They're missing a lot.
Yeah, uh, so they're hitting a lot of them.
Of course, we're gonna have some downtime.
Like, not much, I always say, right?
Yeah, I like to do it.
This guy needs to be...
He's like, rotating a shot, but I don't have him doing that.
I don't know why he's doing that.
How much is an extra flame tower?
598 I'm saving up for it.
Yeah, I kind of like these Tesla towers, they're consistent, they're safe.
Okay, buy the damage meter in C. Alright, let's buy it, fine. But I'm about to win, by the way.
Well, that survived. Holy shit. That's money right there. I got 1K. Alright, where's the
damage meter? Wait, what is this? Silver works. That a- what was the damage- that
And Orc becomes a Silver after spawning, killing Orc scrants one additional...
Oh my god, investments!
Plus one penetration.
Plus five shots per second. Oh my god!
Wait, I should be taking that. Explosive Orcs suck. Can I refund these things? Like...
How do I refund?
I'm not using explosive works at all.
There are no refunds.
What?!
Huh.
Alright.
Gain 113 at the end of a battle when playing level 3.1 or higher.
Silver Orcs.
Huh.
Just upgrade gunners, they're cheap.
Okay, but shouldn't I go for investments first?
These are really expensive.
Either that or I unlock the other flame tower, the one more flame, right?
uh
i'm going to get that extra flame tower just to have it
i'll do econ after it's econ angle now it's boring but
at least i have all my towers and then tesla too oh there's so many things i want to get
all right so they come from two different locations
this is really aids because i don't oh my god this sucks what the fuck
Eww.
Oh, I didn't get the cube. You're right. I go back to the- I should go to the stage. Thank fuck.
Give me my cube. Let me get that extra flame.
Uh, so I want another flame. One, two, three.
One, two, three. Oh, I already have three.
On each side, where should I put this flame tower?
Huh.
Top smack in the middle.
You think like this? Hold on.
You like that?
I don't know how I feel about that.
Bottom?
So maybe something like this?
This might actually hit everything, by the way.
It'll actually hug the wall.
Uh, and then the tassel just dropped back in there, starting to see what happens.
I can't lose a single life.
Not one or more can get through to get this bullshit.
Alright, we've got some already kinda getting through, but I'm out of here with a mop.
Bottom is fucking fine.
For now.
Oh. Son of a bitch.
Okay, we're maxing that out. It's filthy. Uh, this gunner, I'm kind of tired of it
being the way it is. I'm gonna move that Tesla there, and we'll move this fucker here.
Alright, let's go.
Maybe Tesla behind it would be better.
No!
Oh, fuck!
This is actually doable, I think, if I'm not missing anything, I'm not missing anything.
Oh!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
No!
Oh, fuck!
This is actually doable, I think, if I'm not missing these rockets.
Okay, gunner damage, 394 for that.
range plus one pen and these upgrades are H-Benshift, emergency supplies with the foot, explosive
orc damage. Skippy off, we're not doing ball right now. So I upgrade my tassel coils.
Was I leaking bottom, by the way? I don't even know.
Do it the edge, my god.
Yeah, look at the DPS. Oh, my camera's covering my DPS here.
Here we go.
hey stop licking me
hey, hot
do it
I'm a little thicker aren't you
stop licking me
plus one Tesla Tower.
Okay, we're gonna drag this bitch...
here.
And then maybe I'll get another Tesla Tower.
Drop that fucker right there.
That's enough to clear, surely.
Let's always do little damage.
I think they do move.
Yeah.
Actually...
I don't do as much as I think they would.
Just one bottom left to the bottom right.
Yeah, maybe they're not getting a chain as hard as they actually want to, because they're
dying too quick.
No!
Oh my god, I leaked four.
So close.
Plus one jump is a big deal.
I think that might be it.
Oh, cuttin' it close!
Goddamn.
Uh, now I have a square.
Plus five shots per second.
I feel like that's insane.
Or plus one pen.
And then it builds into something else.
I don't know what though.
Penetration is better.
I already have pen.
And I don't know if it's better.
All right, come on, we did it.
Oh, and then I can upgrade for even more pen.
OK, that's fucking gross.
Wow.
Pen is 2x damage. It's 2x damage when... okay first of all I already have one
penetration because the flamethrower allows me to penetrate right? So it needs
to penetrate then hit another and then hit another so they have to be lined up
three in a row. You're not gonna get that that often. That's hoping for
too good a rng which yeah sometimes you're gonna get a lot but not full-on 2x
When one was plus five damage per second it was literally 33% increased flat guarantee
You don't have pen that read that flamethrower thing again, okay, maybe I'm retarded
That's fine. It wouldn't be the first time.
We're gonna open- Oh my god, wait a second.
Look at this shit.
What is this?
What the fuck is this map?
Okay, let's just look at passing here.
Let's just see what happens.
Okay.
Flamethrower goes right here, for sure.
And then flamethrower goes right here for sure
Okay
Bang
Bang sir
Hello
I actually know
What do I do? I can spy as well. At this point now I know where they're going. I must have to add link drawers, right?
I feel like they're gonna be like so they're like hugging this wall and then they're gonna
go really hard like they're gonna go loop around this or they're gonna regardless
they're gonna hug this wall right so with that in mind maybe I'm better off
shooting like here no I can't look positions a little awkward I'm gonna
this game here. I think they loop around here, I'm not sure though. Let's just start the
battle and see. That's gotta get a better look at all this. Okay, yeah, I got a good gunner
location here. Okay, and then what? Oh, some of them go down. Oh, no.
Okay, so they do split.
Tesla here, I guess.
Shit, this range is kind of awkward.
Tesla there, and Tesla there, hopefully that hits both.
Maybe Tesla there.
Definitely think I want to blast there and then flamethrower here.
And then, hmmm, there's a lot of gunners left.
I should probably blast a little harder in all my locations, so another one.
Actually, they're going to be hugging the wall, so I want to make sure I'm aiming like this.
Yeah, something like that.
This is a very good spot, I really like it here, it's so thin and easy.
Uh, gunner on the pile up top, the pile up on top.
Right here.
Shoot the entrances.
That doesn't really matter if I shoot the entrance really.
And I've got one more flamethrower. Oh, I have one more gunner actually.
Left side first flamethrower.
Oh. You mean like this?
Yeah, actually that's pretty good.
I agree with that.
Alright, I mean that's everything I have.
I can obviously optimize a hell of a lot better, but let's just see where I'm weak
from here.
Skippy off!
Jumping on my desk for that ball, alright now, bro.
Alright. Damn.
Yeah, these gunners up here are having a really good time.
So these gunners down here are being completely wasted.
They don't need them there yet.
I mean, let's see if I do, but to waste it completely.
Okay, they're starting to leak, but let's do upgrades first.
Shots per second, range, burn duration plus one tesla, damage plus one pen, y'all are
10 mains, are you?
Pretty good stuff.
We'll have my shots per second as well. Okay, hit play.
So we're gonna go back here. Let's delete, delete, delete.
Delete. Don't need that.
I think I'll probably throw in...
How do I want to do this? I really like this spot.
This spot is so good. I'm gonna add two more DPS towers here.
It's just that good.
I can also just blast here.
I'm just gonna delete this whole fucking thing and just blast the entrance.
Yeah, I think I am an entrance blaster now.
And then I'll throw another flamethrower more early on so that I get the actual burn
up time there.
Okay, let's see how that- Oh, fuck that.
Surrender.
Fix that flame tower.
I see, how do I even fix that flame tower?
I don't even know how.
Hmm.
hmm your tassels are useless I know I could push them all up to Zug and I'm
thinking I think you're right I I say fuck it if they get past my choke points
I just lose and I just Zug the entrance entirely
the choke point hard well this doesn't really matter because I guess I get more
Yeah, it hits them all, yeah, right, fine, whatever, fine.
All right.
Ooh, wait.
The missile angle?
Oh, no.
I can't do that.
Okay, I need some like some damage over there
But left side's good in fact there's I don't even need half this shit over here
So I said another gunner tower to the front and have it blast
I
All right
Now the left side is going to leak.
That would surprise me one bit.
I think I'm holding.
Ooh, one guy got through.
No, he didn't.
They died.
Oh!
There's so much to fucking... so many leaks!
Ugh!
My leak's right side, too. Fuck me, the ending.
1.5k. I could max out my pen here. Fuck it, let's max that shit out. Uh, is there any
Anyway, get another gunner.
I don't think so.
On the right.
I don't think so.
Econ, Econ. Well, yeah, that's big.
Gain 113 resources at the end of battle.
Done, that'll pay for itself in four rounds.
Whoa, they like exploded it.
Dude, the orc explosion is fucking me.
It's like blowing them up and scattering them out of the line, and that's why they're
getting through.
Dude, die! Are you kidding me?
I'm grabbing this.
More investing, please.
Fuck it. Damn. Oh, spin my circle. Uh, you're right. Fire a laser that bounces up walls,
striking enemies from unexpected angles. Cannon. I don't really know what I want here, to
honest mortar I feel like mortar could be really good explosion radius plus one
mortar tower okay well let's go back to this map I have to not lose any life so
How does this work?
Oh, I can put it anywhere and it just fucking blasts like this?
Maybe?
Oh.
So the farther it travels, the bigger the explosion, or the more accurate.
Just less accurate.
Okay, I'm going to blast this fucker right there, I guess, and then this one can go...
I mean, that's what you get to spy right there, right?
The mortar damage is horrible.
And it's pushing them a bit, yeah.
Upgrade it.
upgraded it'll be better.
easy full clear I didn't mean to play again no surrender we're done
All right, I got 1k.
I'm really into the Tesla coil.
I'm trying to get this shit better here.
Plus one Tesla tower.
Ugh, pen.
Pen's maxed out.
I can get rapid fire, though.
Airstrike.
Yeah, I think I get that rapid fire, it's too good.
Uh, yeah, let's invest.
Game 300 at the end of a battle when playing level 4.1 or higher.
I could just save up for that.
You're on level 3.2?
Oh my god, you're fucking right.
Yeah, jeez.
I'm an idiot.
I can do this silver orc shit, or let's get this, 10% more at the end of each fight.
Improve the odds of a silver orc.
Okay.
What?
what
okay
how big is this map
oh my god
oh my god
well this lane this mid lane
seems relatively simple
Okay, so I need to flame some fucks for sure
I think I just flame here and call today just get the burn dam in right let's just throw that there
It's juicy.
Okay, burn there.
Oh
I just want to trim down the small people that way my gunner turrets at the
very end are only penetrating and using their bullets on like big guys like the
big guys are all mashing up right and I want all the little guys to be gone so
they don't take the pen and waste a gunner bullet I don't know that's smart
or fucking retarded it's it's one it's a choice is what it is
How important is it for my flames to be hitting stuff?
They take 5% more damage while burning.
I don't think it's that big of a deal.
To just use the burn at the beginning and take the full burn dam on everything.
Okay.
So now...
Tesla.
I kinda just want to have good uptime on my Tesla towers in general.
I don't really care what they're attacking, I just want them to be attacking, right?
So I'm gonna throw these at the beginning as well.
Sure.
Actually, no, let's delete that and put that fucker right there.
And then let's delete that.
Okay, and then we're gonna...
Gunner that. Gunner that. Gunner. Gunner. Gunner.
Okay, that's cleared.
This mid lane is extremely awkward here.
Maybe it's okay.
Oh, fuck.
Okay, so I want to get fucked by these two waves right here, probably.
I need more gunners.
I don't think I can take two away from that.
Fuck it, start battle, let's just see how this looks.
Oh God.
Yeah, more, oh my God.
Dude.
I just don't have the upgrades for this. This is absurd.
At least it was close. I mean, I didn't expect to win.
Uh, no, I don't think, wow, one of these turrets are doing literally nothing.
I don't expect to win, but I didn't expect to get
massacred that hard. Like, they're actually pretty tanky, these fuckers.
Well, that's 1.7K
money. Uh, so immediately get up to
the damage there. Fuck it, let's get some attacks per second on these towers as well.
Plus one jump on a Tesla, sure. Uh, this guy was barely hitting anything, I noticed. And
that bit's down a bit. And that, okay, so look. Getting annoyed.
I don't need these aiming down the middle.
All right, no fucking shot
Okay, plus 900.
Okay, more investing.
You see the three choke points?
I do see them, but I don't really know how I can defend that.
There's nowhere to build that's going to help me on these three chokes.
Flame thrower it.
Why?
So the docks can just not tick and you lose?
at their backs. Yeah maybe I can shoot their backs. I mean y'all are trying really hard
to like win here, but it's not winnable yet. It's just not.
Like, I don't know if you've noticed the kind of like farming I'm doing right now.
It's gross.
The upgrade I just got to give myself gold is absurd.
I don't even matter if I win or lose, I just get plus 400 every time.
You keep losing.
Yeah, I'm making money.
You can farm more efficiently.
I don't know, I feel like losing faster is better.
It is getting the guaranteed plus like 600 every time.
The points I'm getting aren't based on kills.
I just get plus 600.
That's it.
Okay.
Now let's look at upgrades. I have 4.2k now.
Uh...
Plus 1k...
1.9k plus 1 damage on gunners.
Holy shit.
Put it all in economy?
Shit, I mean...
I did.
So what exactly, I obviously can't win, but what do y'all want me to do?
Like what are y'all wanting to change?
It seems a lot of y'all say I need to stack more at the choke points, but where do I
build. Like these are the three choke points, right? You want me to shoot behind it? This
lane going down the middle, I can imagine just like stacking a bunch of turrets just
on the left and right just, you know, forming a V shape kind of, right? But, and here evens,
This one also seems very easy, but left side seems really hard.
I don't know how to fuck with left side.
Unless I just use these three choke points, which then puts me at five choke points to
deal with.
Are you pretending to be stupid?
What are those kind of questions?
Do you have-
You're right.
All right, we have 5k now I should fucking ship it up grades whatever
What is this?
Guys, I'm finally fulfilling my dream of being a fashion influencer.
Here's my first video, please be respectful and leave constructive criticism.
He's not even showing them, he's... what?
Off-gracier.
Skin-shirt.
Black shirt.
Blue-black shirt.
Shirt.
Ha ha ha!
He didn't even know the color.
Purple shirt.
Done.
Good job, Rick.
Skin-shirt.
Stupid.
Stupid.
Stupid.
It's a pretty gosh darn cheap upgrade.
grab two of those max out that econ
that's almost maxed
okay
did they record that at yours? at my house?
he lives at my house
soda time to try dark and darker arena game mode is open
open. Capslock. I'm not interested in Darko Darko right now.
And 10% more at the end of battle, hit it again.
Wow. Zero? Wait, what are the odds I had the exact amount to buy at 2000?
It's kind of crazy.
Are we doing this while we're being weed?
me and you
investments are now done
not keep investing
max that shit out
I'm thinking about pivoting and changing all my chokes here
at this point
Alright, how do I undo everything?
Alright, I don't know how, let's just start the wheel.
R?
Oh, sick, okay.
So what do we think of chat, y'all are so fucking gosh darn smart, where should I go?
Let's focus on this left side, okay?
This is the AIDS area that I don't know.
Where should this go?
Pass me the controller.
I-I did.
Put your towers on the map.
Great.
Wind mid first.
You think wind mid first.
I was honestly agreeing that I should just pure DPS mid so I get as many kills
before I lose so we're gonna suck the fuck out of this shit I might as well
just blast you know higher up actually so that I get kills earlier just money
I don't know about here, that's good.
Six turrets has to do it.
And then we flame the fuck out of everything.
Flamed right there.
This should reach, actually, no.
Move it down just a wee bit.
we'll still there. Okay. Alright. Middle is zugged. Now what? Mortar the middle as well.
Okay. I mean these mortars don't fucking do anything, but sure. Now try it. Okay. Let's
Let's just see how this does on its own.
Letting it ride.
Middle is being held.
No doubt.
Oh!
Ah, we lost from the other sides, but I think it was holding.
I wish we got to test it a little longer.
All right.
Now how do I deal with this?
No let's go right side.
Fuck it, right side it is.
Once again this is the easy area for sure.
I think I just blast down this, this plane here.
This is pretty simple.
I mean, I can just Tesla things too, right?
As long as they have the uptime.
I don't think these Teslas really buff any damage.
They just zap, right?
So just zap.
I guess I'll throw a Tesla there.
Flame debuff, I guess, is nice.
Okay, help me with left.
What do I do here?
How about I just dot everything?
We'll put a little dot there, we'll put a little dot there.
Everything... oh, and one here.
Everything gets dotted now.
Uh...
And I guess I can kinda just blast this way?
It's a little awkward, but...
from mid down from mid it down you will see where they group up okay well let's
just start zapping some stuff I guess that's a good zap that's a good zap
Fuck it, start battle.
Alright, let's just see.
Where am I weak?
It's going to be left or right side, but maybe I'll live long enough to...
Okay, yeah, I'm already leaking here.
Jesus fuck.
Wow.
I'm looking at that left side, it is cooked.
So let's look at upgrades here, um, okay, econ, sure.
So I'm going to take two of these turrets away, I'll throw another one there, I'll throw
another tower one here, NMP wall, where did Nick say?
Where the heck is the TTS?
You sub Chance can you open the garage and give me the phone?
It's funny.
Place the gunner on the space to the right of the Tesla coil facing down left.
Place the gunner on the space to the right of the Tesla coil facing down left.
I mean like, how do I corner as well with this massive buck zone and get more shit there?
Like here?
Oh, they definitely bunch up right here.
Kind of crazy actually.
Other coil, so here?
I mean I could definitely start flaming this shit.
Fuck it, let's just go.
I could mortar that, my mortar stopped you damage.
Maybe I should bring the mortars down.
Let's see if mid can still hold.
I took away two towers from it.
So it might be struggling now.
Oh my God, wait, am I holding?
Well, I'm losing some lives, but I'm kind of holding.
That's a lot of money.
My issue is I definitely need, okay, so I need to have like some blasters right here. I see I see.
I need a blast right there.
All right.
Mid's gonna leak now. Here, I'm not strong enough to beat this,
But I am trying to get you know a better perfected build. Yeah mid is absolutely leaking
Even rights leaking it's all leaking I can't hold this no way
Everywhere's fucking cooked
plus one damage on the um oh plus another gunner tower 8,000 okay plus more damn
okay my damage should be way higher now
and they're really loving going like on that right side there alright explosive orc
Okay.
Okay.
Some AOE on the right could be wonders.
Yeah, I just gotta look at this more.
It's so much going on.
And I'm not looking where y'all are looking half the time.
Holy fuck.
Oh my god, wait.
I'm getting...
Look at the dude.
Dude.
Look at this giant green mob.
Hmm.
Fuck it, I don't need that here.
Fuck it, I don't need that here.
She's us Christ
So you're telling me my unleveled, no those are explosive orcs, bring that damage to those
mortar.
No, minus one, fuck.
Shit.
Okay, well I'm upgrading now.
Maybe I just upgrade the mortar, like...
Okay, more mortars.
More damage.
More radius.
More attack speed, an extra mortar tower.
Fuckin' another mortar tower play.
I don't know if I'm aiming where the flops were, but I think I am.
What's the HP upgrade? It's literally just HP, which I just don't care about.
So I'm going, at the end of the day, I'm going to go for 0 lives loss at all, right?
Okay, now the mortars start doing more damage here, considering they're all grouped up, right?
Eh, it's not doing as much, but you know, it's doing damage at least.
Fuck, I lost lives, a lot of lives.
Okay.
Wow.
Survived.
Maxed that out.
Plus one mortar.
Okay, big mortar damage.
Let's go again.
I can probably make adjustments, whatever.
Oh yeah, those bottom towers aren't hitting any flame mobs.
I also could aim them down a little bit and pierce way better.
Alright, check that mortar damage, look at it.
Holy!
I didn't play some mortar either.
Oh yeah, I did.
Haven't lost any lives yet.
Oh, there's the lives lost. Middle's just getting fucked.
Shit, where was it I wanted to go?
I think this hallway right here, I can blast.
Middle needs one, I mean it does, but I don't think it needs a mortar.
Actually maybe it does.
Maybe I just fucking blast right there, like they're kinda grouping up, right?
I wanted to aim those towers down too, fuck.
Wow, look at the damage in the top right.
Those are my highest DPS here.
I think that's a full clear of zero deaths.
Okay.
Next head out, my autism.
Mortar shell explosions shoot out three trapenals that deal damage.
Nuke drop a nuclear bomb can be used once per battle
Calling an airstrike missile ship missiles for the churchy frapples and
Cryo beam
Shocked enemies will run in the wrong direction for one second
That's pretty fucking good.
Let's start upping my Tesla tower now, I think.
I definitely want attack speed.
I should max these cheap things out, but I'm broke now.
That's one jump.
Alright.
Do they always shock?
I think they do.
Seems like some crazy CC.
Oh, Mamma Mia.
What is even happening here?
This seems like just three choke points that I just have to zug.
Let's just see what they do.
They obviously split three ways.
Okay, that middle area.
Oh, look at that cluster.
This is kind of satisfying.
It's kind of like an hourglass, you know?
Like just seeing all this liquid.
Just gravity pull it down, right?
I see ants working, that's the same shit, yeah.
So let me see, hold on, so the cluster is right here, there, and there.
Alright, so I want a mortar blasting right here, and then obviously symmetrically, I
want a mortar there, and I want a mortar here, so let me read that one, okay, so I think
I think I want mortars there like that. That looks pretty good.
Uh, burning, uh, let's obviously burn, you know, one line here, one line there.
diagonal trick there just to get probably more uptime.
Throwing these fuckers there.
I mean, more burn in general, right? Like,
honestly, I might just shoot it out here.
Just to burn motherfuckers that are stuck.
pocket. Tesla, I need to make a massive, you know, machine gun. They really like the
middle. So I kind of want to just zug the middle here and cross streams. And then down
down here. Let's do it symmetrically.
And then Tesla coils, fuck I don't know on these guys, I need to improve their range
for sure. I also have another mortar out there. Fuck it. Let's just go without
Teslas for a second. And let's just see what happens. Now I shouldn't be strong
enough to win here. Okay they're getting through a little bit. Maybe Teslas for the
leaks
I mean, I'm gonna leak.
Alright, let's upgrade my Tesla here.
I want to get range on it before I start placing them, so I can just place them better.
Max out the range.
Fuck it.
Plus one jump.
Damn, plus two damage.
Where's attack speed?
Oh, that's expensive.
Oh, there's the range we're looking for.
So we want these guys to turn the fuck around.
We don't want them coming back in.
I'm thinking like here maybe?
Uh, fuck it, there and there maybe.
That's enough, sure.
They only turn around for one second.
I want them to turn around and go back into the gunfire, right?
Which means they kind of still have to be with the turrets in a way.
Okay, wait, they're blasting. Wait, I might win this. That might be all it took.
No fucking way, really?
Like a Tesla's not even doing- oh, motherfucker.
Who do you think you are, bozo?
Oh no.
I didn't even see those guys, I thought that was it.
When I omega leaked out here, okay.
Wow.
Okay.
Well, let's up the attacks per second, so that's gonna be way more.
Uh, plus one Tesla Tower, plus two more Tesla Towers.
Oh my god, it's a Tesla fuckin' party.
Shock duration.
Oh no, this doesn't, okay, so shock is in the wrong direction for one second.
I don't think this would increase the CC, would it?
Doesn't say it does.
Plus one jumps a big deal, plus another jump.
I think it would.
What's this?
Shocked?
Shocked at him?
Oh, the parentheses below it says one?
Because that's the representation of...
I think you're right.
I think you're right.
Well, either way, let's go ahead and drop more Teslas here and there.
Uh...
Fuck it, drop him there, I guess. I wish I had another one.
I'll just leave my missiles up here to the north, considering I have more Teslas in the
south.
This is a pretty sick TD, I won't lie.
I mean, it's just satisfying, mass occurring this many fuckers.
I'm getting leaks.
I mean, no way I win this, right?
Bro.
whatever cba the missiles can't be bothered how are we still going
Wow 10,000 gold I mean what level am I on
3.1 or 4.1?
Well, in that case maybe I should get 300 at the end of battle and play on 4.1 or higher.
I know it's boring, but like, it pays for itself.
Fine health, there might be some towers in there, you're absolutely right, you're not
wrong at all.
I wish I could speed up the worst part about this game, like I might as well just alt-tap
I just wait because I...
Mordor
Just about
Huge leaks. I don't I'm not gonna win. I didn't get stronger at all
I'm exactly the same as last run only differences. I'm investing I
Just make guaranteed like an extra fucking of money
Five leaks sad you can speed it up with a cheat engine
11k. This costs 8k. Worth it. Grenade launcher. Yeah, there's some stuff there. Explosive
Orc radius plus 4 damage. More investments apparently. Can I get bounce maybe plus 1
Maybe that plus one Tesla damage would do it.
Oh, wrong map.
Time is it? Is that 130?
How many levels are there? I will look after this.
God, I'm missing something to 80 damage at all.
Is that bottom Tesla doing anything? No, right now it's not. You're right, I should
Move it up.
Who does this guy think he is, huh?
Oh, no, my aim.
Oh, got him.
I might end with a hundred percent HP, oh.
Okay, remember that, hang on.
Shit, it's over.
I keep forgetting how fucking long this map is.
Okay, 13k to spin.
Uh, okay, maxing that out.
Oh my God.
I've almost maxed out my economy now.
Okay, upping the duration.
Where's the, oh yeah, plus one jump.
Okay.
No more Econ.
I'm almost done.
At this point, I don't think there's any more Econ for me to get.
Besides, I can finish off that silver orc thing, which is big, but...
Guns are your top EPS upgrades, man.
Sentences, man.
Sentences.
I'm a big fan of those.
I'm on my phone.
What do you think of the Miss Fall update?
Haven't gotten to play it yet.
It seemed to be a lot of bug fixes and they did not nerf Rogue.
Wait, I survived, hello?
Uhhh...
Get lasers? You think lasers?
Either that or grenade launcher.
Fires gas grenades that create lingering clouds slowing enemy orcs caught within them
I don't know slow is always overpowered
Like I don't know any tower defenses where when slow is available you don't take it
I'm taking slow man if that's the truth
These are cheap, I should get these.
You nuke choke point, you nuke choke points, why do you need slow?
They do tend to stack the fuck up, don't they?
But if I were to apply slow, the reason the choke points happen and the mob happens
is there's so many mobs.
But if I were to slow the mobs that are getting through, that choke point would
get fatter and fatter and fatter and filled with more and more orcs because
there'd be traffic so it's still good
has to be right
grenade duration and grenade slow duration
oh here's slow strength 30% that's an insane base holy fuck what
okay that slow is insane
Okay, it's a bunch more towers of it now.
Uh, huh.
This is weird.
So remember I said there's going to be some traffic?
This is it.
Oh, I messed up.
I didn't spin my cube.
No, I didn't get the cube.
You're right.
Okay, that's good.
Okay, let's go back here. Let's start dropping some grenades in this bitch
Fuck it, I don't even know.
Alright, let's just send it.
as early as possible. I mean, okay, the chatter is probably not really wrong here. I don't
think the slow is going to be doing anything here.
We're not as much as you think. Yeah, I'm going to leak here. This is awful. I definitely
need some Tesla Towers in the back or something. Made it worse, yeah, by moving those Tesla
Towers I did.
Yeah, I really should have a Tesla tower right here, just blasting.
Yeah, my middle machine gun's also having a bad time.
Okay, upgrades.
Okay, my test of tower is having a good time, let's go back to this, let's move...
Move that guy there and I can move this guy here.
Just some emergency Teslas doing nothing but we'll see.
Middle is the only one leaking.
I also didn't get to the end, the intense league.
I don't like that back one.
I don't either.
Something about it.
Dude, this Tesla is fucking owning though.
Do you see this thing?
As soon as they get near it, they're gone, but here's a lot of motherfuckers right here. Let's see. Oh
My god
For what
Thank God for this back Tesla
All right, here we go
Well, what is this passing bro?
All right, that's a red box.
Now what do I want to spend my little red box on?
shrapnel nuke grenades explode when the duration expires laser I'm thinking laser
There's no laser to be honest with you.
There's no laser as a circle. I can't get that.
Trapnel.
Wow.
Trapnel actually gets pretty nuts out of here.
That's going to be interesting, play.
So this is Mortar Town.
This is going to be disgusting.
So first of all, we're going to gun her.
Just fucking blast each length.
Oh my god, this map is insane!
It's almost like they know exactly how I'm gonna build here.
I have two extra gunners. I'm not really sure what to put. I'm just gonna go mid, I guess.
For symmetry's sake.
All right, and then Teslas, I think I kind of want to just have them like here.
How many do I have?
Seven.
Okay, I have one extra.
I don't think I like there.
Fuck it, extra one in the back.
Oh, it's like an emergency.
Yeah, I would like.
That's a lot of, it's kind of impossible to, how do I deal
with this shit?
I wish I had an extra Tesla tower and now my symmetry is all cooked.
The middle circle?
I just doubt they're gonna run there, but okay.
Alright, and then I can grenade, motherfuckers.
I'm missing one up there.
Flamethrowers.
Fuck it. Alright, let's just see how it plays out. Let it ride.
Wow, I'm leaking already. Guys, go south! No!
I see why I'm leaking I see all right so I need to adjust some stuff these guys
you to aim that way.
My flames were kind of awful in my opinion as well.
Actually, now that can definitely stay here.
Oh, I'm leaking a bit.
Just to weave it.
Get the back Tesla and put it in the side that's leaking the most.
While they're both leaking a pretty equal amount is the problem.
Yeah, see this middle Tesla, like I said, isn't doing anything.
Not even protecting leaks.
Oh, plus one Tesla coil tower, plus 11k, though.
Ooh, okay, that might actually be what saves it.
So let's move this guy down here, I guess.
Back the flames up.
No, I want those flames forward.
Are you... I don't think... the flames don't really do...
I don't think they do damage on impact.
It's just applying a dot
But maybe you're right, maybe I keep them in the hallway and call it yeah
No, just increase their range. That would be good as well, yeah.
Alright, upgrades.
Plus one Tesla Tower.
So...
I mean, I could just do something like this.
just focus on the hallway.
How much damage are my Teslas doing?
They're doing some serious damage.
I really have not- oh maybe I put a fucking amount of money into them.
It's hard to see how much I've invested into each.
Alright, we got leaks in the north, but let's see if this Tesla can finish it.
Come on dawg.
Easy.
Zero problems for this guy.
God!
God!
Filthy.
I think I'm gonna full clear this.
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh! Motherfuckers! They wouldn't be at any of the...
Alright, well, I'd buy another Tesla after this.
Alright, my mortars are having so much fun here.
Actually, I may not even win. This is a lot of fucking... things.
Oh my god, look at this mosh pit, man!
This looks like biology!
22k for another oh my gosh
Max out Trapnal Dam plus one mortar tower. Oh, that was expensive.
Scorched armor plus 5% damage to burning enemies.
Free penetration. Okay, it's good. I mean all of these are good.
Okay, extra mortar tower. I'm just gonna plop that right in the fucking mosh, you know.
You're missing half your Tesla DPS, 0 out of 8 plus 2 damage upgrade.
Wasn't that the super fucking expensive one?
No?
Alright, maybe I'm gonna hit.
I've already got two leaks, it's sad.
I mean I'm just lucky to survive first.
That mortar damage is up there.
Alright, that's the end.
Fuck!
Yeah, this is 2k per.
But you're right, I should max that out.
Three out of eights.
Very expensive.
Yeah, probably almost doubled my Tesla dam.
Yeah, probably almost doubled my Tesla dam.
Not doubled, like 33% increase.
Big deal.
Yeah, fuck, I need that Tesla Tower in the middle.
There's a leak.
Oh, there's another one.
I'm not gonna click these guys, I don't fucking listen.
Oh, enemy's waiting. I just realized you can see how many are left.
I never noticed.
I survived.
I'll take that.
Alright, upgrades.
I mean, gaining a Tesla Tower is like a win, essentially.
Uh, I wish I could up my range, though, because there is, I am leaking at the bottom just
a wee bit as well.
Move your tesla just a bit further back so they pry over the leakers.
But like this.
Okay well I've got another flame tower just dump in the middle here.
I'm just gonna throw it deep in there and hope it just burns things.
And an extra Tesla will throw that.
I think I can throw it here.
Yeah, play it safe.
Now I'm still very weak in this spot, and this spot. I'm worried about that.
But I think I'm gonna move these guys way back, on the ends.
Zero leaks, one can only hope.
I'm not really in the hard part yet.
I want to say now is when it starts getting kind of cooked.
Yep, some guys are already getting through.
So no leaks okay go mid he's died he does I think I'm good unless I get a
really bad stroke of luck here
Easy.
Easy-peasy.
Uh, laser cryo beam, what do I even take as a purple now?
a nuclear bomb. Increases all damage to slow to orcs by 5%. Okay, I'm just gonna take that.
Alright. Well, either way, I think that's it for me today, stream. That's G to the Gs.
Tomorrow's Friday, right? I'll be live! Exploding orcs? No, I just could have leveled those up, huh?
I came just in time for me to leave, but I will be on tomorrow, everyone. And I might be on Mistfall.
fall I might queue this up a little bit more but yeah either way I will be
live tomorrow thank y'all for watching so see you then peace
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