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sodapoppin

09-03-2026 · 6h 17m

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[00:11:56] Goodness gracious there we go. Yo

[00:11:58] So, uh, good morning, with that, uh, God, I'm so fucking over this game.

[00:12:17] It's just mentally exhausting, I already know I'm gonna be so mad today.

[00:12:22] Alright, I'm just gonna open it, I got nothing else to do, that's it.

[00:12:28] Soda, you're doing great in World First. What?

[00:12:32] I'm doing great in World First?

[00:12:36] What does that mean?

[00:12:42] Co-streaming drops echo, echo.

[00:12:48] Soda P.

[00:12:52] Soda P.T.

[00:12:53] Who the fuck?

[00:12:56] Oh, my camera's not working.

[00:12:58] I lived all my years in

[00:13:04] Huh, yeah, why is there so many people with the name soda soda in their name and wow

[00:13:12] So do you disabled gifts? I didn't do shit. I'm honest it huh

[00:13:19] So does been on a echo for years. I mean good for him. I still remember when I got the name like I named myself

[00:13:26] soda poppin

[00:13:28] It was in Cataclysm and I was like a 200 viewer streamer.

[00:13:34] That was huge back then, it was on X-Fire.

[00:13:36] And a lot of people, and I was also a druid,

[00:13:39] just like Sodas, if I had, Alex or whatever,

[00:13:44] he works at Blizzard now.

[00:13:47] The professional, I guess professional like, wow player.

[00:13:52] And it would cause a lot of issues.

[00:13:54] Everyone could ask if I was him.

[00:13:57] And now there's another person named soda in wow are they on the final boss in world first

[00:14:09] State of play I'm not watching state of play. I don't know if I care they just hit it on 2% Oh, so they're gonna win. This is it

[00:14:18] Yes, who's this

[00:14:20] I'm still awake I'm having trouble falling asleep. Can you just make some relaxing noises to help me?

[00:14:30] Absolutely, let's take it down my gosh

[00:14:32] much.

[00:14:34] And the bow.

[00:14:39] Just let your shoulders soften like melting.

[00:14:44] Can you make a different noise please?

[00:14:49] Sure. Here we go.

[00:14:54] Where's this music coming from?

[00:15:15] Where is this audio?

[00:15:16] Am I crazy?

[00:15:17] Oh.

[00:15:18] Yeah

[00:15:35] Take care well, that's fun

[00:15:39] So wait they got to 2% and where are the comms are there none?

[00:15:43] This is Genji stream

[00:15:45] oh here we go 105 oh my god wait the view count just fucking skyrocket they're

[00:15:50] at 20k main broadcast Lionheart X $5 for AM from Australia committed to

[00:15:57] watching here we go I watch I haven't even watched this at all be honest

[00:16:02] do it for the little lion who needs his dedication the dedication 20 hours away

[00:16:07] just watching the race thank you so much for the $5 Lionheart X we will

[00:16:12] try the boys are trying everyone at once is okay so let me get it and then the

[00:16:18] absolute biggest dog of the evening I would imagine is that a monster energy

[00:16:22] drink $100 what for the kids huge love to the production costors check

[00:16:29] Who the fuck?

[00:16:31] Rastri, what is that?

[00:16:32] A dog.

[00:16:32] We big dog!

[00:16:33] We big dog!

[00:16:34] Thank you so much.

[00:16:35] Echo, big dog!

[00:16:36] Oh, fuck!

[00:16:37] What?

[00:16:38] Fuck, fuck, fuck!

[00:16:40] Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!

[00:16:42] Oh, this is the wrong version of it.

[00:16:43] Oh, no.

[00:16:44] Do you hate me?

[00:16:45] Oh, no, the short one.

[00:16:46] Okay.

[00:16:46] It is...

[00:16:47] It is kind of crazy that the short version is like 10 seconds long, by the way.

[00:16:51] It's alright, it's alright, it's way too long.

[00:16:53] You linked an image, hang on.

[00:16:54] It is so crazy, but the pull timer has flown to Venezuela.

[00:16:58] I cannot fight his heart much longer.

[00:17:00] I'm gonna pop that with my main monitor.

[00:17:01] I am to kill it.

[00:17:02] It is really stressful for everyone.

[00:17:04] Favorite game? Zelda?

[00:17:06] Like, it's good that we're not trust-

[00:17:08] Twilight Princess?

[00:17:09] Best story? Sekiro?

[00:17:11] Yeah.

[00:17:12] Definitely.

[00:17:13] Monster Hunter? Best art style?

[00:17:14] Best exhumus? Quad? O.T.

[00:17:16] Best combat?

[00:17:17] Overhated? World of Warcraft? Shadowlands?

[00:17:20] I'll stop.

[00:17:21] I'll stop.

[00:17:22] Overrated? Bloodborne?

[00:17:25] Oh yeah, he's in the 20s, so he can stop.

[00:17:26] Best soundtrack and best multiplayer wow.

[00:17:28] I'm gonna read a heart rate monitor next time.

[00:17:30] Oh that would be so cool that all the players would have...

[00:17:32] I was having this on stream.

[00:17:34] Valorant turned my brain off.

[00:17:36] It made me worried sometimes.

[00:17:38] Yeah, I think I was getting too...

[00:17:40] I don't know if it's rage rate, it might just be fucking psycho.

[00:17:42] It's not healthy.

[00:17:44] It is not.

[00:17:46] I can tell you like Monster Hunter.

[00:17:48] I can tell you like Counter-Track and you hate Valorant.

[00:17:50] My god that is worrying me sometimes.

[00:17:52] But that is...

[00:17:54] So I'm gonna try to look at the mechanics. I'm curious

[00:17:57] Again, the consistency has been insane. Oh, okay. Well, you know, the sir doesn't even macro his trinkets

[00:18:03] It's fine Revers, you can just click your trinkets

[00:18:06] You're too good at the game. We won't say anything. It's okay Revers. You can do whatever you want

[00:18:10] The sir can do whatever he wants as long as he's pasted that execute button during the last phase

[00:18:14] Huh, there's like a bunch of green

[00:18:17] Gateways, maybe

[00:18:18] My assumption would be that he probably has some kind of macro that's like the trinket plus

[00:18:22] Who gives a fuck

[00:18:23] They just have to talk, I don't use the drone alone on pool.

[00:18:28] Probably, yeah.

[00:18:29] Probably something small like that.

[00:18:30] Or maybe he's missing one bind or I don't know.

[00:18:34] Like Uno's.

[00:18:35] Uno must, Uno bind us.

[00:18:37] No vipers, no drone vipers here, please, I beg.

[00:18:40] That would be good.

[00:18:41] Soak the eggs, yeah, a lot of adds.

[00:18:43] And then they stack it all up over here in the front.

[00:18:46] So hopefully, we leave everything down for a couple of pools, get back into those

[00:18:50] P-trees.

[00:18:51] balance true damage holy fuck waves and right now I'm not carrying eggs so this

[00:18:57] is not that scary we cannot spawn vipers right now but the boss will soon soon enough

[00:19:03] cast another wave or another wave or of adds and the bridge in the middle as

[00:19:08] well yes so right now this is gonna be oh wait my camera is fucking coming

[00:19:12] we also have one of the tanks that is taking care of the mage of oolatec

[00:19:15] that is trying to channel towards the bridge trying to empower it mirrors

[00:19:20] was taking a lot of damage but managed to survive and all the moonkins are doing so much theory right now

[00:19:25] health bars, bottom left and top left because only if you of course you cannot pick up a mag if the

[00:19:30] shield remains. We need to get some of those shields for the chicken nuggets. I guess you don't need to see the top left

[00:19:34] because it's all on the bottom left. Technically they are peeling the the eggs right now. Exactly that's what I mean so

[00:19:40] like we should get these shields just to make sure that the chicken nuggets peeling stops. Yeah because

[00:19:45] This is demonic. This is like not okay Jordan. Exactly. Jordan we adore you, but that is not okay

[00:19:51] I know top left is in game. This is their overlay. I understand I get it

[00:19:55] It would be here

[00:19:56] Just look at the move but Jinji has to go through in order to dodge all of those things even more racial spawning

[00:20:01] The tentacle slams are in bound. They can't touch each other. They can't oh my god

[00:20:06] Oh no. Oh, no

[00:20:08] What did I fuck up?

[00:20:09] Oh my bad. Oh no, Jinji is really...

[00:20:13] He said it is unfortunate

[00:20:15] Yeah, it's okay. It happens, but you can see clearly see so we got touched by a mechanic like I guess they got too close

[00:20:22] Sorry

[00:20:28] Egg yeah, this is gonna be so the P2

[00:20:31] Interesting if you see like perfect hose or nice means puvi during this because they do like little stop the steps

[00:20:36] They'll move for like one second and stop one second and stop

[00:20:39] And it's like a rule that they have made between them because this way if you never thought I'm suing the other soda

[00:20:45] So you can join the lawsuit met it then you can make a soda cheerless on who is the hardest to financially

[00:20:52] Who was the hardest soda to take out he stands there and he's like please

[00:20:56] Yeah, I mean as a priest this fight looks awful, but I guess you need one

[00:21:02] Okay, that's funny show a piece is doing an insane job. Don't mind me and also you need this time in a bus

[00:21:07] Yeah, exactly. I mean the stamina buff is definitely needed. We've seen just how important that one is, but shit like this blood loss

[00:21:14] So that loves this blood loss so much

[00:21:16] Oh, yeah

[00:21:17] All that cleave all those dots and then just the pure psychic link that goes up

[00:21:21] So talking about me so as well as but even at a lost face like oh you are not allowed to stream it

[00:21:26] Oh my bad my bad my bad. I just saw that notification on the top right closing

[00:21:31] Damn

[00:21:33] Yeah, they must have notified me. I'm I bet my bad. I didn't know

[00:21:38] Okay, well shit, I guess I just leave them all right my bad damn they get they push that notification top right nuts

[00:21:46] Appreciate the notification though Ziko

[00:21:56] What is everyone doing in Wow right now, I guess so I'll just try to like buy time did y'all hear about

[00:22:01] 500 plus people getting banned

[00:22:03] From uh, well just wow. I think it was like most of the arena bracket. They all just got banned

[00:22:13] Everyone 500 plus players I think for gold buying win trading and getting piloted

[00:22:23] It is just most of the ladder

[00:22:25] It's actually great

[00:22:27] You hear about Norris 321.0 got delayed. I did hear about that. I think there's Q dodging everything

[00:22:35] There's 24k players

[00:22:37] Honestly, probably less than that. I would say

[00:22:41] 15,000 of those players are just doing the arena because they have to

[00:22:46] They don't actually give a shit so 500 of your consistent actual queuing arena players being banned is like 90% of your population

[00:22:54] Why am I playing my controller?

[00:22:57] Dodging six months

[00:23:00] Maybe they're also just delaying it cuz they're doing a lot of shit, whatever

[00:23:04] Do this before you start darkest dungeon

[00:23:11] This is 17 and a half minutes

[00:23:19] I mean I don't think I give a fuck about anything here

[00:23:27] don't care about anything here not gonna care about anything here the smurfs I

[00:23:34] don't give a fuck about anything here don't care don't care I'm not even

[00:23:38] born yet skip skip don't even care about dog don't care

[00:23:43] peevus and butthead maybe but still don't care that much don't care

[00:23:50] Don't care

[00:23:54] Man I did watch Naruto an avatar I guess I just don't care it's stupid. All right

[00:24:02] So I got brigands the incursion happened last night

[00:24:06] I was gonna keep going but I turned my stream off because I was too angry

[00:24:12] That was genuinely too mad to keep going

[00:24:14] I was about to do a run and kill every character. I had less or left out of sheer spite

[00:24:20] I stopped myself. I did stop myself

[00:24:28] It's not too late fucking right

[00:24:31] What happened yesterday a

[00:24:33] chain of events that you know

[00:24:36] This tends to happen in this game every now and then it was fucking ridiculous actually

[00:24:41] I'm not even gonna sure it was fucking absurd

[00:24:46] The amount of bullshit that I endured

[00:24:49] So I thought about it. I do not want to do the darkest dungeon. This is the

[00:24:56] Heart of darkness. I think this is the end of the game the issue and I learned this

[00:25:02] Once you send a character into the darkest dungeon

[00:25:06] title drop. You can't send them back in and you have like four or five I don't

[00:25:11] remember different instances where you need to go in. Once you go in and you

[00:25:18] beat level one, beat level two, beat level three, you cannot send them back in. So

[00:25:22] every one of these characters with a torch next to their name, my camera's

[00:25:26] kind of covering stuff.

[00:25:30] He moved my camera.

[00:25:31] He's hurt.

[00:25:32] There we go.

[00:25:34] None of these guys can go back in.

[00:25:35] Volps cannot go back in.

[00:25:37] Russell can't.

[00:25:37] Hassan can't.

[00:25:41] I can take Jazzy, Myel, Myth, XQC, Spenze, Babe,

[00:25:48] and Bogus, and Grubb.

[00:25:50] Nope, can't take Grubb either, actually.

[00:25:54] I don't think I can make a strong team with those

[00:25:58] players that I have they just don't mesh well mate most importantly I don't have a

[00:26:05] healer so that's problem number one I'm gonna have to level up Vey and Kofi I'm

[00:26:13] probably gonna level both of these characters I really like Crusader and I

[00:26:16] really like Vessel I think they're solid

[00:26:20] how about doing something fun instead like a classic run of for the king that

[00:26:25] would be very neat. What's the worst that could happen?

[00:26:28] Well, I thought I heard something. Yeah, not playing that. So I'm gonna have to level these

[00:26:37] two characters. And the next issue is I want to beat the courtyard. In order, I cleared

[00:26:45] the entire map of the courtyard, but then I had to leave. I'm basically right outside

[00:26:50] the room, but I can't go into the courtyard because I need an invitation.

[00:26:57] As soon as I get one, I can send a team in there.

[00:27:01] So that's the issue with both of these places.

[00:27:04] I need an invitation and I need to level some characters.

[00:27:09] So the next step is to get an invitation, I have to get a bunch of people infected

[00:27:15] so that invitations start spawning and I can take them out and hopefully I can

[00:27:20] farm those while I level up. That's essentially where I'm at.

[00:27:29] Who else should I level with Kofi and Vay?

[00:27:38] Maybe Touka? I bring in a Lepper Moon?

[00:27:47] You think this combo?

[00:27:51] Bounty Hunter? I already have a level 6 Bounty Hunter. I don't need to get another one.

[00:28:00] I don't think I want Moon.

[00:28:04] Actually no, Moon could work here.

[00:28:08] Aren't you going to the wolf? Oh fuck, you're right.

[00:28:11] Um, okay. Well, you're right, I have to go to the wolf.

[00:28:15] Uh, short, darkest.

[00:28:19] Damn, look at this. Accuracy and crit vs. size 2, 20% damage vs. marked. Oh my god.

[00:28:27] Okay, well good news is I can take in these characters that I essentially can't take back in the darkest dungeon.

[00:28:33] I can bring in some maims here, so let's bring some people out of, essentially, retirement.

[00:28:46] Fuck it, Duckbro.

[00:28:47] We got Patty, we got Duckbro.

[00:28:50] Uh, it might as well bring out one of my vestals.

[00:28:53] Oh, tapeworm.

[00:28:56] Excuse Vicky instead.

[00:29:03] And maybe just S-Fant.

[00:29:07] Rabies.

[00:29:11] Nice. Oh, maybe a man at arms.

[00:29:15] Fuck, I see what you mean.

[00:29:19] Hmm.

[00:29:23] I could drop a duck, bro, and then put a man at arms here.

[00:29:33] This looks okay.

[00:29:41] Actually no, I think I prefer something like that.

[00:29:46] Actually no, I have that one guard bullshit.

[00:29:52] I just won't play that.

[00:29:54] I need damage.

[00:29:55] So we'll make the man at arms actually do repost damage, right?

[00:29:59] Okay.

[00:30:00] And then let's outfit them with trinkets.

[00:30:03] It's your I gotta go deal with this fucker

[00:30:05] so on

[00:30:09] My Vestal you will do healing and increase

[00:30:16] 33% increase and then I will take healing increase on Patty

[00:30:25] Create and damage on range skills.

[00:30:35] Who just barked?

[00:30:46] What do you use, Mark?

[00:30:47] Up, Louis, up.

[00:30:48] Come on.

[00:30:49] Up, up.

[00:30:50] Come on.

[00:30:51] Up, up, up.

[00:30:52] Up, up, up.

[00:30:53] Do you know how to go up, Louis?

[00:30:56] Use your body.

[00:30:57] You have limbs.

[00:30:58] Up, up, up.

[00:30:59] Okay.

[00:31:00] Fine, though.

[00:31:01] He doesn't know how to use his limbs.

[00:31:02] Okay, don't leave me.

[00:31:03] Okay, Coda.

[00:31:04] All right.

[00:31:05] I see you two.

[00:31:06] He's too big.

[00:31:11] He's just floppy.

[00:31:14] a very floppy puppy. Accuracy speed. Yeah, here we go. 10% prot, 5% crit, stun, debuff skill,

[00:31:39] Death blow resistance, stress, and repose damage and accuracy.

[00:31:43] That's just good.

[00:31:44] It's damage for man-in-arms.

[00:31:47] All right, well what else do I want on my highwayman?

[00:31:55] Oh yeah, I want this.

[00:31:56] That's right.

[00:31:58] And then on cofee, er, this is S-Fan.

[00:32:08] i think as fans gonna be a stress reliever as per usual

[00:32:15] now still do damage but

[00:32:21] upgrade gear on bogus could call i will

[00:32:23] before i leave let me just finish the trinkets really quick

[00:32:27] here we go

[00:32:28] stress and healing skills upgraded and there's a crusader one

[00:32:33] does kind of the same thing where the fuck is it

[00:32:38] There it is.

[00:32:46] Okay, fully trinket it out.

[00:32:48] Let me back out.

[00:32:55] Goodness, okay, let's upgrade guard, rampart, crush, this bullshit.

[00:33:01] Ooh, bolster's good too, fuck.

[00:33:08] I don't mark with this team, so I don't think I played Bellow.

[00:33:20] Command is good.

[00:33:28] And then...

[00:33:29] Nice.

[00:33:30] Nice.

[00:33:31] Okay.

[00:33:32] Nice, okay.

[00:33:40] The Cam up here, we're going down her spells.

[00:33:44] I don't know if I want this lunge.

[00:33:52] I mean what else would I play?

[00:33:57] I don't think I'd play this.

[00:34:01] heal? No. Lance is great if I get shuffled, but I don't know if I will get shuffled.

[00:34:14] So I think I just take Zell's accusation.

[00:34:23] Huh.

[00:34:26] Shit, what do I play here?

[00:34:44] I need a guard, so this has to happen.

[00:34:47] I have buff for post damage with my items.

[00:34:50] I have increased stun chance.

[00:34:59] Pig on fridge.

[00:35:01] You don't want to give them their pig?

[00:35:06] If you want damage, then crush.

[00:35:07] I mean, do I just take, drop the dodge then?

[00:35:11] I drop bolster and I just start crushing.

[00:35:14] Now I think I drop Crush and I take this and I'll just spam Rampart.

[00:35:30] I'm gonna have to reapply this every other turn.

[00:35:33] I'm gonna have to reapply Guard and then I'll be stunning in between.

[00:35:36] This is fine.

[00:35:38] Okay, that's good.

[00:35:41] That's good.

[00:35:43] that's good. Alright. Provision. Uh, there's no campfires, take all the food, take the shovels.

[00:35:58] What the fuck is going on my screen?

[00:36:07] You take trinkets?

[00:36:08] Yeah, I got trinkets.

[00:36:15] Okay.

[00:36:16] I think that's good.

[00:36:22] We're off.

[00:36:28] Oh my god.

[00:36:44] Curse and Curse wasting? Oh my god. Okay.

[00:36:49] Fix that. Fix that.

[00:36:52] Let's go right.

[00:36:55] Wow, instantly.

[00:37:02] Mmmmm, I will rampart.

[00:37:05] Remove this guy.

[00:37:09] And then I will...

[00:37:13] Finish that guy, I guess.

[00:37:25] okay well this is a bit awkward I can't really never mind the fuck what a joke

[00:37:55] Keep my torch up.

[00:37:57] Yesterday was a nightmare.

[00:37:59] I actually had a dream about Darkest Dungeon.

[00:38:01] Just getting butt-fucked

[00:38:03] on repeat.

[00:38:09] Ah, I should have stressed my team out.

[00:38:17] Big dodge.

[00:38:19] Okay, we're going to do some stress relieving and healing in a sec.

[00:38:27] Okay, we heal.

[00:38:32] At least you could sleep.

[00:38:35] I did not sleep well.

[00:38:37] It's like awfully, actually.

[00:38:41] Could do damage but I'm stressed really big.

[00:38:46] Damn, 14 reposts?

[00:38:54] Okay.

[00:38:55] Uh, what a bolster here.

[00:38:59] He's dodged these attacks surely.

[00:39:02] Didn't dodge on 4th.

[00:39:06] 44 stress by the way

[00:39:16] Gonna need a trim and shave that's not what I meant to do okay my bad

[00:39:36] No reposts? I guess it's not on anymore.

[00:40:06] That's crazy.

[00:40:21] How you doing today brother? You good? For now my mood is okay. I don't know how

[00:40:28] long it will last. Let's drop that.

[00:40:36] I'm gonna keep going up. I feel like it's gonna be a straight shot upwards

[00:40:49] Fuck is this

[00:40:51] the

[00:41:07] time

[00:41:09] I give myself dodge and no one dodges.

[00:41:24] Crazy stuff.

[00:41:25] Ooh!

[00:41:26] Excellent.

[00:41:27] Oh my god.

[00:41:28] There's a dodge.

[00:41:29] Oh my god, there's a dodge

[00:41:59] of

[00:42:06] the

[00:42:12] time should I

[00:42:17] share

[00:42:26] Looking good. Yeah, I mean it's oh, is this him? Okay, Matt the boss bombs away

[00:42:38] How does this work?

[00:42:46] Huh

[00:42:56] I don't know if I should kill this.

[00:43:04] I dodged, okay.

[00:43:07] Oh, hello.

[00:43:11] I'm gonna guard plus 30% protection, alright, and then I guess I'll stun some freak.

[00:43:26] Okay, I won't stun anyone.

[00:43:37] Stunned the boss.

[00:43:38] That's nice.

[00:43:39] Unfortunately, I can't even- Ooh, 23.

[00:43:43] Okay.

[00:43:44] Alright.

[00:43:45] Motherfucker, really?

[00:43:48] Okay, swapping my guard here now.

[00:44:15] That's a low roll.

[00:44:19] Tower shield.

[00:44:22] Everyone's just got fucking protection out here.

[00:44:29] That's fine.

[00:44:30] Love that.

[00:44:31] 60% protection.

[00:44:33] What the fuck?

[00:44:34] Does this just ramp?

[00:44:38] Oh my god.

[00:44:39] I'm gonna a lead fuck shooting that back barrel

[00:44:47] Okay

[00:45:04] to breed the double kill or now it's single kill fuck

[00:45:19] fuck I need to get that bolster going

[00:45:23] Ooh, nice.

[00:45:29] Fuck. I want a bolster, but gosh dang it.

[00:45:35] Screw it. Shoot that stupid barrel. I don't know how that works. Oh, it cleansed the bomb!

[00:45:41] What?

[00:45:47] All right, we're bolstering. Let's get this up and going.

[00:45:53] Jesus fuck, Christ.

[00:46:09] It's like I'm guarding myself here.

[00:46:15] The rules of war can't be heaped.

[00:46:22] But that protection is starting to run out.

[00:46:24] Never hidden.

[00:46:26] It's gonna guard over here just to give myself the protection buff, right?

[00:46:33] Uh...

[00:46:34] There's a crit.

[00:46:37] Executed

[00:46:57] Shit I stress is becoming a problem 43 ow

[00:47:05] God

[00:47:07] I'll take that dodge.

[00:47:11] WHAT?

[00:47:15] Compassion is a rarity in the Feathered Pitch of Battle.

[00:47:23] I feel like I'm about to take a lot of damage over here.

[00:47:41] Only 30% protection is kinda low- ooh, I like that.

[00:47:44] Kinda low for a bomb.

[00:47:47] I can kill this guy, you know what?

[00:47:50] Let's do some healing and stress relief over there.

[00:47:51] I think it's worth it.

[00:47:56] Motherfucking what the hell is this?

[00:48:01] Ugh!

[00:48:16] I can really use the crit heal here.

[00:48:21] Okay, I'm going to guard someone else now, I guess.

[00:48:34] I just want the 30% protection buff.

[00:48:38] That's a good dodge, that's a good dodge.

[00:48:47] Cosmetic bandages? True. I really should have used them, you're fucking right.

[00:49:00] Swap the guard. 90% protection. I mean that is crazy. It can't hurt me.

[00:49:08] Fuck it. Shoot this guy. Big numbers. Is that the 6 HP?

[00:49:30] Ew

[00:49:47] Hey boss is down

[00:49:52] That's it

[00:49:54] Okay, random trinket.

[00:49:59] Mm-hmm.

[00:50:04] Mm-hmm.

[00:50:09] Well, I do think there's going to be loot.

[00:50:15] Ooh, wait, actually.

[00:50:20] Let me go down.

[00:50:29] Why do you think that?

[00:50:31] Because there was last time I got a trinket in like, I think I went far left.

[00:50:36] And I remember getting a pretty good trinket.

[00:50:39] Oh, look at this.

[00:50:42] Okay.

[00:50:44] Tough ring.

[00:50:46] Gold.

[00:50:48] Let's replace the anti-venom I'm gonna keep the keys I don't know I gotta keep

[00:51:00] the shovel too fuck the holy water I guess drop that eat I can't focus

[00:51:08] already ate everything. The advantages can go next, but let me go to the right side

[00:51:18] and I might as well loot this place the match is struck a blazing star is war

[00:51:48] Stress is the only issue, summon a bolster.

[00:52:01] You're ending the game today, why are you looting?

[00:52:04] That's a good point. I just can't help myself.

[00:52:09] Optimizing and min-maxing since I'm already here.

[00:52:18] It's not going to argue with you on that.

[00:52:28] I'd be very surprised if I find a trinket that I'm actually going to be able to get

[00:52:48] to use. I'm really just gonna sell that ring.

[00:52:53] Okay, let's drop the bandages I guess. Run on us.

[00:53:04] Okay, trinket here maybe.

[00:53:18] I'll take that.

[00:53:25] Ow.

[00:53:34] That bag gave you a ring.

[00:53:35] You have every ancestor trinket, I think.

[00:53:38] I guess I do.

[00:53:39] I should look at a list of all the trinkets in the game, I don't know.

[00:53:46] stun this guy. The stress of these characters afterwards doesn't necessarily matter. I'm

[00:54:04] not taking them out tomorrow. I am going to take out a bunch of low levels and level

[00:54:11] them up. So ending this with 100 stress is fine.

[00:54:21] He's already stunned. Can I double stun? Oh.

[00:54:26] Maybe I can.

[00:54:31] You can change the options to be able to enter the darkest dungeon with retired members.

[00:54:44] I won't do that.

[00:54:45] I'm already playing on lower difficulty.

[00:54:49] I don't know how long it's going to be until I play this game again once I beat it.

[00:54:54] Assuming I do beat it.

[00:54:58] like a couple of years from now come back and I'll play it on the hardest difficulty.

[00:55:04] That's a crit. Wow. I banished thee. God damn it, my stress.

[00:55:28] I guess I'll start dropping shovels here, or I'll drop the torches as well, honestly.

[00:55:44] Uhhh, will I need that last shovel?

[00:55:47] I don't know, or the food even.

[00:55:50] I don't know, I definitely don't think I'll need the blood.

[00:55:53] Who gives a fuck?

[00:55:55] Give me this.

[00:55:58] Hero ring, 25% virtue chance. I feel like this is a crazy trinket.

[00:56:06] Actually.

[00:56:07] Fuck it, fuck the food. I'll just starve.

[00:56:11] Fuck the shovel too.

[00:56:16] You have that? I don't think I do actually.

[00:56:25] Ah, fuck this, give me out.

[00:56:45] Screw it.

[00:56:48] Okay, I'm gonna go pee.

[00:56:55] Can you feel it?

[00:56:57] The walls between the same world and that unplunged dimension of delirium are tenuously thin here.

[00:57:04] Now this is faster than we thought. What do you do about me?

[00:57:55] I

[00:58:02] All right

[00:58:26] Hang on.

[00:58:32] Apparently there's a live Expedition 33 concert going on.

[00:58:36] Did I just miss it?

[00:58:46] I missed it. Well, GG.

[00:58:48] Okay.

[00:58:51] So now I'm at a point where I need to...

[00:58:53] start leveling up a Vestal and start trying to get my team infected so I can get level

[00:59:06] two so I can get an invitation.

[00:59:14] I guess I can go do a boss, wield.

[00:59:17] Yeah, I should start doing some bosses.

[00:59:21] You don't have Babe Vestal? No, I've got no more Vestals I can actually take. I've got

[00:59:26] Vey. So we're gonna take her, we're gonna take Kofi. I could take some level 4s.

[00:59:34] Krizzik, I could bring a 4. Can I Blight the Wield? I don't think it's good to Blight

[00:59:48] wheeled

[00:59:51] is the deep fucking whatever

[00:59:56] deep blight them

[01:00:02] i mean i could bring nick nova act is good too

[01:00:06] level no back to bed

[01:00:13] I do need a like somewhat back line

[01:00:25] Hmm damn everyone's so fucking high level

[01:00:33] He doesn't see it I see that I

[01:00:39] Guess I can bring a bounty hunter like a third position bounty

[01:00:43] That works actually. Either that or NMP as a guard bot, debuff bot. I think I prefer that. I already have a six bounty hunter.

[01:01:13] Okay, fuck it.

[01:01:16] Uh, swap this, go there.

[01:01:18] Are these characters kind of maxed out?

[01:01:21] Okay, definitely need to level up Nick.

[01:01:34] Okay, chillin' there.

[01:01:39] This is fine.

[01:01:42] That's fine

[01:01:56] Hmm, I don't think I'm really gonna want to be ramparting very much

[01:02:04] If I myself pretty much never doing it

[01:02:11] okay camping skills that's fine it's good look at this

[01:02:22] Okay, chillin'.

[01:02:34] Alright.

[01:02:36] I don't think- do I want stress recovery on Kofi or damage?

[01:02:57] I know on my shield breaker I definitely want damage.

[01:03:00] So damage there.

[01:03:04] Increased blight skill, no.

[01:03:05] It's medium, you should be alright. Well, keep in mind, the other thing is, after this,

[01:03:25] I want to take them back out again. I want to spam take these fuckers out. Back to back

[01:03:32] back to back. I'm gonna put a... where's the increased XP gain item on my vestal? Where

[01:03:54] is it

[01:04:03] I don't know what it looks like

[01:04:14] I'm stupid

[01:04:18] Oh, there it is, it's a fuckin' like

[01:04:21] Portrait, okay. So plus healing and then, where's that vestal trinket? More healing.

[01:04:36] Oh man, it arms. I'll just double up on this for post damage. I'm gonna do stress recovery,

[01:04:42] healing and stress recovery.

[01:05:00] And big damage on Novak, we have this, and then...

[01:05:12] Mmm, virtue chance? No, fuck that.

[01:05:21] Honestly, screw it. Dismiss head. Big damage.

[01:05:26] Okay.

[01:05:27] That'll have to do.

[01:05:28] Brazilian Accuracy Unholy Hater.

[01:05:33] I don't really like these down, or bad perks.

[01:05:37] Okay, we'll take that heal there.

[01:05:41] Okay, correct.

[01:05:43] Correct.

[01:05:47] Take off command. Let's get slam.

[01:05:50] Alright, boss time.

[01:05:53] Kill the, wait, the 12 pounder.

[01:05:56] This is where I have to kill that fucker in the back over and over, right?

[01:06:02] The only one who's gonna be able to hit him back there is gonna be Novak.

[01:06:07] Maybe if I'm Lansing?

[01:06:10] Maybe I do take Rampart.

[01:06:17] Yeah, I can't even use Crut, I see.

[01:06:20] So I do take Rampart.

[01:06:21] Maybe I start with uh, this motherfucker here and I lance people.

[01:06:36] What's the speed?

[01:06:37] Speed 2?

[01:06:38] Speed 4.

[01:06:39] Ooh.

[01:06:40] That's fine.

[01:06:41] That means I lance first and then I'll probably bolster and shit.

[01:06:44] Alright.

[01:06:45] Whatever.

[01:06:48] This is a medium.

[01:06:50] I don't need that many torches, too blood.

[01:07:00] Ah.

[01:07:06] Geez, that's scary.

[01:07:20] action such was the general air of rebellion that even my generous offer of

[01:07:27] gold to the local constabulary was rebuffed

[01:07:31] don't know the shopkeeper I'm at the end of the game so every character is just

[01:07:36] freaking out I don't know the mottic shit terrifying these mercenaries brought

[01:07:42] with them a war machine of terrible implication

[01:07:48] The smell of sulfur and gunpowder hangs in the air

[01:07:54] I'm just gonna straight to the boss. I just want the XP, right?

[01:07:58] Well fuck, but I also need to get infected so I want to find mosquitoes and stuff

[01:08:04] That's really important as well

[01:08:12] Whatever

[01:08:14] The victim to the spreading corruption.

[01:08:17] Malformed.

[01:08:18] You can just drink blood for that? No, you can't.

[01:08:23] Instantly have a big tree slammer freak.

[01:08:27] Alright.

[01:08:28] Like an AoE, but that'll move me to position 3 kind of awkwardly, whatever, fuck it, AoE.

[01:08:55] Nice.

[01:09:25] Now it's gonna be like lamp spamming. Oh, okay

[01:09:33] Now I'm just Lance juggling. I don't know if that's good or not

[01:09:55] I'm gonna guard a motherfucker, I feel like some shit's about to happen.

[01:10:11] Get some protection going.

[01:10:21] Another stun.

[01:10:22] Okay.

[01:10:23] Okay, skipped, you fucked.

[01:10:30] Another stab into another stab.

[01:10:39] What the four? Oh, these heels suck.

[01:10:53] I guess I am missing like 20% healing essentially.

[01:11:23] That's a secret room behind me.

[01:11:27] God fucking dammit.

[01:11:44] Just gonna do it at the beginning.

[01:11:46] Yep, big money.

[01:11:47] Sure.

[01:11:50] Shouldn't need that much food. Fuck the holy water.

[01:11:53] And fuck the lot of them screw it all

[01:12:02] Fuck the treasure rooms, let's leave

[01:12:06] Good check

[01:12:09] Liquid killed it so it's over

[01:12:13] Brats

[01:12:23] Does the liquid just win every year? Am I crazy?

[01:12:28] It's always win.

[01:12:36] Okay, I'm about to do a torch- I don't have any water. Fuck.

[01:12:39] Let's do a torchless fight here. Surely I can handle this.

[01:12:43] And they're surprised? Perfect.

[01:12:53] They are all dead.

[01:13:03] Ok, they are all dead.

[01:13:18] Keep swimming, and now I'm gonna...

[01:13:37] Fuck it.

[01:13:41] Hmm...

[01:13:43] Four fights, one, two, three.

[01:13:46] I mean, can I camp right here?

[01:13:49] Probably. I think my buffs will carry over.

[01:13:57] Alright. Friends, our 10-oddish all companions, minus stress, minus stress.

[01:14:03] Let's do this.

[01:14:04] Nice, 8% crit, 8% crit, nice.

[01:14:07] Party, plus 10 dodge, and crit.

[01:14:11] Jesus Christ.

[01:14:12] I guess I'm not gonna prevent a night time ambush unless I do zealous vigil or whatever but

[01:14:42] Ten Dodge and ten accuracy is nice.

[01:14:48] I'll throw that here, screw it.

[01:14:51] Surely I won't get ambushed, please don't.

[01:14:53] It's lucky.

[01:15:01] What did Liquid win?

[01:15:02] Ah, who knows?

[01:15:16] Okay, one fight, two...

[01:15:20] Nice, alright. I should take these buffs all the way over then.

[01:15:23] I only have two fights till boss.

[01:15:25] Easy.

[01:15:25] reward for a task well performed. Now I should have insane crits so everything should just

[01:15:34] Crit here.

[01:15:46] Nothing Crit, unfortunate.

[01:15:51] That did.

[01:15:52] Their formation is broken, maintain the offensive.

[01:16:02] Dodge it.

[01:16:05] No!

[01:16:07] My stress returns even the boldest gaze.

[01:16:16] Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer.

[01:16:24] A fortune waiting to be spent.

[01:16:40] Irradicated.

[01:16:46] These nightmarish creatures can be felt they can be beaten

[01:17:04] Here we go.

[01:17:09] Big cannon man.

[01:17:14] We'll open with a bolster.

[01:17:24] Now I can impale or I could stab.

[01:17:39] Uhhhh...

[01:17:41] That's impale.

[01:17:45] That was worth it.

[01:17:48] This guy has 3 HP.

[01:17:50] I think I have to lance him.

[01:17:52] He does have to die before he goes, I think, so let's make an action.

[01:18:18] It's not good.

[01:18:25] I don't...

[01:18:26] I guess I can lance again?

[01:18:28] But if it dodges, he gets a shot.

[01:18:31] Oh my god.

[01:18:38] Motherfucker.

[01:18:42] Nice, that one shot.

[01:19:12] I can't fucking lance anything. Goddamn it. Okay?

[01:19:20] It's clear.

[01:19:24] I guess it was guard something and started getting some protection rolling.

[01:19:32] I've done six damage to this boss thus far.

[01:19:38] Ugh.

[01:19:42] obliterated

[01:19:44] This is the give the subs galley scene appreciate that g y

[01:19:53] Nice three damage now it calls reinforce motherfucking god damn it

[01:20:09] Uh

[01:20:12] I think I just staffed here. I don't want to get moved back.

[01:20:16] I'm tired of Lansing.

[01:20:19] I don't need to heal, so...

[01:20:23] Is this sunnable? Nope, it's not.

[01:20:28] Is there a reason why you don't dual stream on YouTube? I've just never done a split stream before.

[01:20:31] Like ever.

[01:20:42] I feel weird doing that

[01:20:48] Like YouTube chatters are done. I just wouldn't read it to be honest

[01:20:56] All right, I don't know I've just never done that I know the YouTube quality is way better

[01:21:04] So I see the benefits

[01:21:06] What if I stun this guy?

[01:21:11] Can I just stun the... okay.

[01:21:16] Maybe now I can actually have a turn of actual damn.

[01:21:24] Okay, I need to keep myself right here.

[01:21:44] This is fine.

[01:22:02] I killed the stun guy.

[01:22:03] Cause I don't know if I'll be able to kill him later.

[01:22:08] My characters are kind of weird.

[01:22:12] Why am I even guarding?

[01:22:42] I'm dead.

[01:22:52] Dead.

[01:23:11] So by moving him forward, now I'm going to impale, now my manned arms is going to be

[01:23:20] in the front.

[01:23:21] It's just a little awkward.

[01:23:22] I just don't know if it's a good play.

[01:23:31] They're like, now I get to lance, but like, it's kind of wasted?

[01:23:38] Yeah, it's, I don't know.

[01:23:40] I gotta stop stunning a man in arms and moving forward.

[01:23:43] It's breaking my shuffle and making things awkward.

[01:24:10] That's it.

[01:24:13] Yes?

[01:24:15] What is that?

[01:24:17] Oh the chicken?

[01:24:18] Yeah, I'll fuck with that.

[01:24:20] Ah, shit.

[01:24:22] Coming.

[01:24:35] Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.

[01:24:39] Ah

[01:25:07] Just chicken rice

[01:25:09] Ah

[01:25:26] Come on

[01:25:31] Okay

[01:25:34] Really come here

[01:25:39] Loopy!

[01:25:53] Loopy has to be in this room. He has to be watched because he's a fucking bastard. Uh, what's going on here?

[01:26:04] Uh, fuck it. Kill boss.

[01:26:09] I'm about to get shot. I completely forgot like turn order and where I'm at.

[01:26:34] Okay

[01:26:45] Eight what are these rolls Jesus

[01:26:55] Let's give me

[01:27:00] Off dodge

[01:27:04] Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. That's fine. We're okay.

[01:27:18] These freaks out of here.

[01:27:48] Ooh dodge on first round and spew.

[01:28:04] This better than a fight for you in exchange for a fair sum of crystals.

[01:28:07] I'm missing one crystal.

[01:28:10] The level 6 gesture.

[01:28:11] Are you fucking kidding me?

[01:28:14] Oh my god he's so good too.

[01:28:16] What the fuck?

[01:28:17] Can you sell something can I?

[01:28:29] Can I lock it?

[01:28:30] I don't know.

[01:28:36] Do one run?

[01:28:37] Would I be allowed to buy it afterwards?

[01:28:42] I feel like it's an event and once it's gone, it's gone, right?

[01:28:47] Well, that's that.

[01:28:55] Can't you just trade?

[01:28:57] Exchange?

[01:29:01] Exchange what?

[01:29:02] What do you mean?

[01:29:05] No sellable crystals?

[01:29:11] Farm said does not progress the week you can exchange resources.

[01:29:14] Oh, wait.

[01:29:15] You're right.

[01:29:16] I can't just exchange. Oh, fucking easy. Let's get that gesture then for sure. Hello

[01:29:26] No, I can only change crystals to other stuff. Oh, it doesn't work

[01:29:35] No

[01:29:37] Well, you're right, I can just go farmstab.

[01:30:00] This man understands that adversity and existence are one and the same.

[01:30:11] I mean, I could just bring in motherfuckers.

[01:30:18] I could just do a full crystal team.

[01:30:23] It's actually a good comp here, TBH. This isn't bad.

[01:30:27] Not a lot of stress relief. That's the big downside though

[01:30:36] Those will take crystals. Yeah, well, they won't take crystals

[01:30:47] Lepper arbolist

[01:30:50] I think I prefer the lepper

[01:30:52] Or another shield breaker fucking what about double shield breaker in this bitch?

[01:30:57] I'm down for that.

[01:31:05] But yeah, they'll take, they each take 10% of your crystals, like shard mercenary, 10%

[01:31:15] shard loot taken, and I'll have four of them, but the only thing these guys can actually

[01:31:18] do is go farmstead, so let's take out the grave robber, let's bring in another one

[01:31:24] of these guys.

[01:31:25] I think I'd lose my trinkets too, right?

[01:31:31] Go Vestor, Jastle, she'll bring it, I think I should put in a Jester here.

[01:31:37] I could bring one of my own Jesters, Thomas.

[01:31:41] But if I die, I mean I'm gone.

[01:31:50] I just don't have a gesture.

[01:31:58] Double Shieldbreaker is bis- Yeah, I understand.

[01:32:05] Unfortunate.

[01:32:11] First level's easy.

[01:32:12] You don't need to kill the sleeper.

[01:32:13] Some shit.

[01:32:14] Well, I've done farmstead twice now.

[01:32:16] So I think I'm actually- Yeah, it's endless.

[01:32:20] Which is goes.

[01:32:37] Should I bring in my Jester and risk him, Thomas?

[01:32:41] He could die.

[01:32:57] It's not permadeath.

[01:32:58] Oh, really?

[01:33:04] What happens then?

[01:33:05] you like lose in that case should I just bring volps

[01:33:14] I don't know

[01:33:35] Fuck it. Let's see. I'm just gonna bring these characters

[01:33:40] I'm gonna bring my trinkets. God help me. Who is most speed nine nine?

[01:33:44] steady da-da-da-da

[01:33:46] Minus four speed on the first round

[01:33:52] And we'll put this fucker here

[01:34:02] Okay

[01:34:04] And then I can just juggle these freaks.

[01:34:08] I could juggle and pale. That'd be insane.

[01:34:12] So... items.

[01:34:31] Sort by class restriction.

[01:34:34] Wait, un-equip all trinkets, I think I have to equip them on someone else, that's why.

[01:34:41] Yeah, there it is, that's why.

[01:34:47] Damage vs. Mark, blah blah blah, fuck all that noise.

[01:34:53] Damage vs. Marked, crit vs. size 2, fuck that, crit melee, crit ranged, fuck that.

[01:35:02] hmm minus one speed and 20% damage accuracy crit minus dodge

[01:35:22] on death they go missing for a week but your trinkets are lost until you get

[01:35:26] another shrieker. So I could lose the trinkets, okay. Is in spear throw OP? Well

[01:35:33] that's what I'm thinking about. Maybe I want to get crit with range skills just

[01:35:37] so I can spam and pale, right? Because my front line, this fucker and pale, gets

[01:35:44] moved back and then this fucker and pale gets moved back and I'm just gonna

[01:35:46] spam and pale over and over again and that's essentially my damage unless

[01:35:51] there's one person left. But I think I could just do 20% damage, right?

[01:35:56] that's just fine. Bracer, bracer, screw it. And this guy has slow draw so that's why

[01:36:08] I want to put him in the back because he'll go after most of the time. I mean

[01:36:18] if anything you know what I shouldn't wear the bracer here so my speed stays

[01:36:21] fine here plus eight speed on the first round minus three speed after the first

[01:36:27] oof what's the crit mod on impale though

[01:36:34] minus two percent but it is what it is so it's a we it's big damn

[01:36:51] damage and then this motherfucker

[01:37:11] I'm not marking I mean I could do minus two speed and 33% max HP

[01:37:18] Minus two speed it's kind of good it would keep this guy consistently going before him. I think it's necessary

[01:37:25] You need accuracy

[01:37:28] I mean if I miss I miss

[01:37:30] All right, gesture stress recovery

[01:37:37] Stress skills maybe I just deep stressor and I'm gonna be doing a bunch of buffing

[01:37:48] I'm going to be playing blunt rotation which is going to be spamming accuracy for me.

[01:37:53] Try to get at least a three speed difference.

[01:37:57] Well, that's done.

[01:38:00] That's a three speed diff.

[01:38:06] Plus 15 dodge is cool.

[01:38:09] It do be cool.

[01:38:16] plus five dodge and two speed and 15% damage let's do this candle instead that

[01:38:38] gives even more speed diff I like that more than dismus head and he had

[01:38:45] The Vestal just heals, so...

[01:39:01] Who the fuck's my blue Vestal trinket, hello?

[01:39:03] it's like a book where'd it go you scroll past it like five times it's a blue

[01:39:28] books which should be here but maybe it isn't oh I'm done it's a red book all

[01:39:37] right skills wise recovery I'm not finale

[01:39:45] and this works

[01:39:58] not finale is some pussy shit it really is right okay all the bandages all the

[01:40:17] anti-venoms 20 fucking all the food all the holy water I guess we'll cleanse

[01:40:25] debuffs cleanse that I guess one stack of keys shouldn't need blood yeah that's it

[01:40:42] the pool of Miller rice a victim the seasons took his livelihood I took his

[01:40:50] land. And now, uncountable years later, the comet has taken his humanity. My only regret

[01:40:59] is that I did not live to see that shabby mill smashed to pieces by the miraculous bounty

[01:41:06] I reek from beyond the void

[01:41:19] Onward

[01:41:23] All right, this is a big impale fight a lot of blight resist on some of these things

[01:41:28] Okay, I'm going to buff myself.

[01:41:44] Accuracy, crit, and speed.

[01:41:48] Goodness.

[01:41:50] Okay, impale again.

[01:41:56] Okay, impale again.

[01:41:59] More numbers.

[01:42:07] A.O.E. healing.

[01:42:13] More numbers. Jesus.

[01:42:16] Destroy them all.

[01:42:24] That Herakut is giving middle-aged lady that works as a CVS manager vibes.

[01:42:30] Huh.

[01:42:32] That's interesting. That's a take.

[01:42:38] That must have just came back from CVS. That's crazy.

[01:42:41] Dodge.

[01:42:46] Ow.

[01:42:47] I gotta move my cam, too.

[01:42:54] I'll go top left.

[01:42:56] This works.

[01:43:01] Oh, fuck, my order got grieved.

[01:43:15] Shit, see now this guy is going to be going first.

[01:43:26] Unless I'm lucky, maybe this guy goes first.

[01:43:31] Oh, nice, impale.

[01:43:34] This thing's 1 HP, the horse is getting fucked.

[01:43:52] This is crazy.

[01:43:54] I feel insane.

[01:43:59] Commenting on someone else's appearance when you have your IRL pic set as a profile picture

[01:44:03] movie about a six head, enjoy that hairline because it ain't going long- Oh my god, babe.

[01:44:09] Oh my god, hello.

[01:44:10] 0 0 0 stress across the board I feel so defended right now is great

[01:44:33] more buffs

[01:44:59] a time to perform beyond one's limits beyond one's limits

[01:45:14] first disadvantage give them no quarter

[01:45:19] Okay, a little blight here.

[01:45:30] That's fine.

[01:45:31] Okay, a little blight there.

[01:45:35] I can a-wee-deal that.

[01:45:38] Shit.

[01:45:39] Shit, he's gonna fuck me over the top.

[01:46:04] Attack? No, I'm trying to keep my order.

[01:46:06] I guess I could have just stabbed it, but...

[01:46:13] Oh.

[01:46:19] I don't know what that did, but okay, moving on on... onward.

[01:46:25] Is my water scuffed?

[01:46:27] It's not working.

[01:46:29] It was a stress heal?

[01:46:31] Oh, well.

[01:46:32] Wasted.

[01:46:36] Jesus.

[01:46:49] Plus 10% stress and minus 10% healing received.

[01:46:55] Hmm.

[01:47:02] This is the most braindead cup?

[01:47:04] yeah I mean then again you know I feel like the game isn't hard it's

[01:47:12] mechanically it's the setup it's all that really matters

[01:47:27] play blood moon then are you gonna say blood moon is mechanically difficult is

[01:47:33] Is that the argument you're gonna go with?

[01:47:45] I don't know if you know what mechanically difficult is, or what that actually means.

[01:47:54] I don't think you know what that means.

[01:47:57] I don't even care to fucking kill these.

[01:48:03] I'm going to be a fool for that.

[01:48:29] There's a lot of dots on me.

[01:48:31] Let's do some stress recovery and healing single target.

[01:48:37] I'm not going to use my bandages and shit yet, I feel like I just don't need to.

[01:48:44] Not yet at least.

[01:48:49] The dogs having an M&M fight? Yeah, they're going at it. Look at these suffreaks. You watch.

[01:49:08] 8 damage per round for 4 rounds, god.

[01:49:37] What the fuck?

[01:50:07] I should just die.

[01:50:14] Okay, round completed.

[01:50:22] Uh, onward?

[01:50:28] Shit, wait, I'm gonna fuck down my order here.

[01:50:34] Splendorous.

[01:50:35] Whoa!

[01:50:42] Minus Blight, Bleeder resist, push on his dress skills.

[01:50:46] Okay, this is a little awkward.

[01:50:48] Uh...

[01:50:54] I think I single target here.

[01:51:05] I

[01:51:16] Any stun resists, oh yeah, they got sun resists

[01:51:20] Say what you know, I don't know what they're doing. Oh

[01:51:26] My god the numbers

[01:51:35] A couple ouchies for sure.

[01:51:47] I'm gonna keep buffing myself with crit and accuracy.

[01:51:54] Yup, keep critting.

[01:51:59] Does that crit work? 18% crit. Does that work on my heals? I don't know if it does.

[01:52:06] Weakened Preg. 40% reduced damage.

[01:52:11] Ugh.

[01:52:14] Yes it does.

[01:52:17] Alright well I need some crit heals here for sure.

[01:52:23] No, heals are a fixed value.

[01:52:26] weird. Okay. Yeah. Well, this guy's dead. So now let's just just break up here. Ouch.

[01:52:56] Noice.

[01:52:57] I can just kill it.

[01:53:08] Okay.

[01:53:16] Massive crit and pale.

[01:53:21] Keep the crits into... uh, accuracy up.

[01:53:23] Can I impale again?

[01:53:26] Eww, no crits.

[01:53:38] I thought about stunning or doing damage, but there's no point to my AoE.

[01:53:43] I guess I could just remove this turn, but whatever.

[01:53:51] Ouchie, don't move me. Don't fuck my order up.

[01:53:56] Is that a pig centaur?

[01:54:16] Indeed it is, Gamer.

[01:54:23] Don't move me.

[01:54:31] Seeds of madness.

[01:54:42] It's this game hard. I think it is. What I'm doing right now isn't. This is crazy how

[01:54:59] busted. The double shield breaker really is.

[01:55:20] He should die to Blight now so he's removed.

[01:55:29] That's a weakens, yikers.

[01:55:59] Let's single target.

[01:56:17] No one needs healing.

[01:56:18] Let's go for a stun.

[01:56:20] Maybe I land it.

[01:56:21] I do!

[01:56:22] Okay.

[01:56:23] I'm still debuffed on this guy for two more rounds minus 40% then oh

[01:56:34] It's a minus 80 now

[01:56:41] Herb him you're fucking right. I didn't even think about doing that

[01:56:50] Okay, he dies now

[01:56:53] I'm still debuff, but just go.

[01:57:21] Ouch.

[01:57:22] Ooh, okay, AoE angle.

[01:57:29] And dead.

[01:57:31] Oh, another spider still alive.

[01:57:33] Single heal.

[01:57:35] Favorite boss so far?

[01:57:38] Favorite boss so far?

[01:57:40] Yeah.

[01:57:41] Okay.

[01:57:42] Okay.

[01:57:43] alive? Favorite boss so far? Favorite boss so far?

[01:57:55] I'm not elated. I actually don't know.

[01:58:01] Maybe I could like compare them side by side.

[01:58:06] I'd have to see like a list.

[01:58:09] Lee's favorite? Oh. I don't know actually. There's a lot of buffs I fucking hate. I

[01:58:20] think that's the whole point there. They're all aides. Maybe the siren was

[01:58:26] super annoying. I hated losing control of my character.

[01:58:30] Alright, plus 20 shards.

[01:58:44] Miller the reaping minus 100% damage taken, plus 40% blight resist, plus 40% damage versus

[01:58:50] Miller. Alright. And 20 shots. I think my speed might be cooked. Who goes first? Oh no!

[01:59:10] I think it's a past turn angle, just so I can fix my order, unfortunate.

[01:59:26] Stun the horsey.

[01:59:37] How long is this?

[01:59:39] Endless? Is it really?

[01:59:42] I will eventually get hard enough where I do actually have to leave, because my sustain with these mobs feels permanent.

[01:59:49] They outscale you? Okay, so they just gains like percentage stats. I wasn't sure if like the mobs stay the same difficulty

[02:00:19] I just don't think I'm equal to this task pass what the fuck

[02:01:19] I'm giving everyone 12% crit, actually more than that, 18% crit with my gesture.

[02:01:39] I fucking love the gesture healing or gesture stress relief by just relying on critting

[02:01:46] over and over.

[02:01:48] I never thought about doing that until at some point, someone pointed it out.

[02:01:55] Once you get that ramped up, it's fucking stupid.

[02:02:18] Why I didn't kill that mob.

[02:02:25] Okay.

[02:02:26] Oh, I'm camping.

[02:02:31] I mean...

[02:02:37] Plus 10 accuracy and crit.

[02:02:47] Okay, plus 15% armor pen, plus armor pen, plus accuracy and dodge, sure.

[02:03:17] Increased debuff. Monsters gain 10% Prott. Well I have armor pen. Wait, the 15% armor piercing

[02:03:31] doesn't stack. That's kind of weird. Well regardless, I have 15%. It stacks, does it?

[02:03:47] Doesn't look like it because it gives it to allies, not herself.

[02:03:54] Oh, that's bad.

[02:03:59] Okay, the shuffles are not ideal.

[02:04:04] I'm gonna have to shuffle back. I need to get my jester up. Here we go.

[02:04:24] Hey, Kota, out, come on, out! I just don't like my dogs being under my desk and sitting

[02:04:51] on cables and shit. Okay, she dies. Let's buff myself. So lucky. You know me and my

[02:05:14] my luck. Get on. More? Okay, more credit.

[02:05:44] It's his last turn.

[02:05:51] Oh god.

[02:05:58] Now

[02:06:01] Big spooky turn.

[02:06:26] Don't be a smackdown.

[02:06:27] Oh, god damn it.

[02:06:30] Jesus.

[02:06:32] Oh, fuck me, man!

[02:06:38] Alright.

[02:06:50] Pretty ill.

[02:07:00] He doesn't crit, don't crit me, we'll take that.

[02:07:28] I just keep going.

[02:07:54] Fuck here we go.

[02:07:55] I'll take that.

[02:07:56] No way, don't shuffle me.

[02:07:57] Actually, I can work with this, this is fine.

[02:08:04] Ow.

[02:08:09] Will you play DD2?

[02:08:16] Maybe one day, but I have no intention of doing it soon.

[02:08:23] The blood pumps, the limbs obey.

[02:08:30] At last, some sheltered corner of reality.

[02:08:49] Onward.

[02:08:50] DD2 is better.

[02:08:51] I think people would say it's different. I did play it. It's like you're driving some carts weird

[02:08:59] 80% blight and it's just okay, so I can't blight him very nice

[02:09:11] I'm ready for my lock it on here right

[02:09:21] Winter's Breath.

[02:09:23] What did that say?

[02:09:35] Guard skills disabled.

[02:09:37] Okay.

[02:09:39] Do some lot of them.

[02:09:46] This might be greedy, but in-game, I'm just greedy.

[02:10:01] Okay.

[02:10:02] I'm gonna need to do some stress relief here on my frontline.

[02:10:10] Or I just hope for crits.

[02:10:13] Ouchie.

[02:10:22] Yeah fuck it, let's just hope for crits and trim some stress down.

[02:10:36] I

[02:10:38] I

[02:11:04] Hanged

[02:11:08] I'm going to do some single target stress, really, I thought I was going to trim it.

[02:11:29] Single heal.

[02:11:30] Hmm.

[02:11:32] Alright.

[02:11:35] Sorry you have 2 HP, that's ridiculous.

[02:11:40] God!

[02:11:46] Again?

[02:11:47] What?!

[02:12:00] Fuck it, single target, Jesus.

[02:12:10] He do be reaping, he really do be.

[02:12:14] Fuck, he keeps resisting.

[02:12:23] Harvest.

[02:12:25] What?

[02:12:46] This is problematic.

[02:12:51] Okay, killed that little small fuck.

[02:12:55] Backline, damn. I mean, maybe I should be blocking, but...

[02:13:06] Hey, I'm about to get reaped here so hard, unless I dodge everything.

[02:13:10] Herbs?

[02:13:16] Yeah, it's not ideal.

[02:13:21] Excellent.

[02:13:25] Hmm.

[02:13:39] Fuck it.

[02:13:42] Please.

[02:13:55] Don't reap. No reap. Trot of growth. The fuck? Oh my god, are you kidding? Okay. Alright.

[02:14:10] Dude!

[02:14:12] I should have used the fucking shit.

[02:14:37] Numbers, okay, the guard is gone.

[02:14:47] Okay, I'll take that.

[02:14:59] That's fine.

[02:15:00] Just don't do it again.

[02:15:05] What? Finally I dodged something.

[02:15:14] Alright, it's- yeah, get off my screen.

[02:15:35] Hmm dark crown, huh

[02:15:53] Geez that earlier than that they have the axe and blow off some steam okay, this might be stress for a bit believe

[02:16:02] Excellent oh the whole team is stress relief goddamn

[02:16:05] Thoughts?

[02:16:09] Onward?

[02:16:12] Eat food?

[02:16:16] I think I heal.

[02:16:20] Increase bleed skill plus 15% healing skills.

[02:16:25] They gain 50% bleed skill and 5% crit.

[02:16:31] I really need to get that heal off here on my shield breaker.

[02:16:41] Also the crab doing bleed, that's a little scary.

[02:16:46] He's gonna get a turn.

[02:16:49] That's unfortunate.

[02:16:52] Single heal.

[02:16:58] Slam don't move me. Oh, it's gonna stomach resist for good. All right, it's just a crab

[02:17:22] Another single heel

[02:17:28] Excellent nudge.

[02:17:31] Oh, fuck.

[02:17:34] Uh...

[02:17:36] Yeah, we gotta finish this crab.

[02:17:45] Okay, crab down.

[02:17:49] Alright.

[02:17:51] Crab number two, you're up.

[02:17:54] wheel. Please don't move me! Nice. Surely I crit here. Unforged.

[02:18:15] 10, that's 50, okay that's a bandage, I have 12.

[02:18:28] Oh my god, relax!

[02:18:33] Don't you use your holy water?

[02:18:47] I fucking should.

[02:18:51] You're absolutely right.

[02:18:53] Oh, goody.

[02:18:58] Okay, well, I'm very bled across the board right now.

[02:19:06] Did I attack the wrong target?

[02:19:09] Oh my god, 5% chance.

[02:19:11] I don't know if I cleansed this.

[02:19:16] I think I saved the bandages.

[02:19:19] That's probably stupid.

[02:19:20] But I may be healing, regardless.

[02:19:23] Yeah.

[02:19:24] It doesn't really matter.

[02:19:26] Okay, one removed.

[02:19:30] Okay.

[02:19:33] I'm not resistant.

[02:19:36] Yeah, may we healing so.

[02:20:02] And then I break this, that heals me more.

[02:20:07] Oh.

[02:20:10] That's not ideal.

[02:20:19] I think I need to pass, so I can AoE.

[02:20:25] Holy fuck, that's actually griefing me.

[02:20:28] NO! I-

[02:20:29] K.

[02:20:32] The wounds of war can't be healed, but never hidden.

[02:20:48] Fuckin' cocks.

[02:20:50] Hit someone other than my stun target, no!

[02:20:53] Split the damage so I can AOE heal!

[02:20:55] Oh my god, we're bleeds!

[02:20:58] Yes!

[02:20:59] Yes, hit anyone else.

[02:21:00] it's fine, I may be healing.

[02:21:05] Yes!

[02:21:06] Just don't stun me, that'd be really bad.

[02:21:08] Okay.

[02:21:14] Alright, they're all dead.

[02:21:25] I don't want to kill you yet, I kind of want to let them bleed out.

[02:21:30] at this point do I even I even cleans it at this point yeah fuck it I have so many there's

[02:21:56] no way I'm not gonna end up using them already no they really should be less

[02:22:01] greedy actually like I'm gonna go a thousand more runs

[02:22:08] That was a pointless cleanse. Wow. Did I fix my order? I don't know if I did. I think I

[02:22:32] Fucked up. I fucked up.

[02:22:34] Okay, well, missed a turn.

[02:22:36] It's a lot of stress, I need to start critting more.

[02:23:05] Minus 20 dodge, minus 3 speed.

[02:23:10] I could have herb some of these.

[02:23:16] Minus 10% healing and plus 10% stress.

[02:23:25] Well this is awkward. My order is once again kind of cooked.

[02:23:30] Um...

[02:23:31] It's another pass angle so I can AOE.

[02:23:35] I think that was a low roll.

[02:23:41] And this guy has less speed so typically like 90% of the time he should go second.

[02:23:51] You really love your AOE?

[02:23:54] Well I mean like what they're all dead from one attack.

[02:23:57] So, yes I do.

[02:24:05] Am I wrong? Hold on. Speed 19, speed 18.

[02:24:13] I mean, do you want this guy in the front?

[02:24:15] I think green's supposed to be in front, yeah.

[02:24:29] So now it's fucked again.

[02:24:37] screw it, fuck it

[02:25:07] the

[02:26:05] Please have purple go first. Please have purple go first.

[02:26:13] Ugh! Yeah, I'm just gonna pass.

[02:26:19] I'm trying to fix this shit. Give myself some crit.

[02:26:24] And accuracy, etc.

[02:26:28] Let's stun this guy.

[02:26:35] Big numbers.

[02:27:05] There is a skill I could be taking.

[02:27:15] I should be taking Captivate instead of this Block Shit, DBH.

[02:27:29] Because I didn't take that, it's resulting in me having to skip some turns to fix my order.

[02:27:39] Wow.

[02:27:40] That's a lot of crystals.

[02:27:55] The instrument's pause.

[02:28:17] Glittering crystals.

[02:28:19] Ew.

[02:28:20] What am I even doing?

[02:28:23] Do I care about keys?

[02:28:25] Do they do anything here?

[02:28:37] Change skill.

[02:28:38] Hold on.

[02:28:39] There is a curio where you can use a key.

[02:28:42] Alright, so I don't want to drop keys then.

[02:28:43] Then fuck that item.

[02:28:46] Fix this.

[02:28:47] Let's go over here.

[02:28:48] Drop, take that.

[02:28:50] Drop, take that.

[02:28:53] damage versus marked I have no way to mark people do I I guess doesn't really

[02:29:10] matter I'm never gonna use that spell anyways moving on why do you have all

[02:29:13] that food because I don't fucking know what's going on there I'm preparing

[02:29:18] for a shit that I don't know what's gonna happen.

[02:29:22] That's my first time ever doing this.

[02:29:28] 5% increased virtue plus rumours in stress minus 10% blight and bleed resist.

[02:29:38] Okay.

[02:29:40] Aren't you overleveled?

[02:29:49] No.

[02:29:50] I'm the level you're supposed to be when you do this.

[02:30:03] Alright, one fat man left.

[02:30:30] Ouchie.

[02:30:37] Oh, he's dead to blight, Jesus.

[02:30:52] He's dead to blight Jesus

[02:31:22] Jesus.

[02:31:38] Oh my god, that might have been my biggest skill I've ever seen.

[02:32:03] I think it might be a boss time maybe or something I don't know.

[02:32:33] Onward? Use your Miller Trinket. I don't know if it's a fracture, I don't think it's a Miller

[02:32:49] at angle. What the fuck is this? Alright. A lot of crystals here. What is this? I blighted

[02:33:09] a rock. Huh? What is happening? I guess he's just blow up and blast you. Dude, what?

[02:33:36] Okay, my turn over just got fucked

[02:33:46] There we go, hey one crit so they okay, I see so you kind of have to single target them a little bit

[02:34:00] Okay

[02:34:07] Ooh, they're getting a little big there.

[02:34:16] I'm gonna lower this one so I can impale.

[02:34:18] Maybe I kill a couple?

[02:34:20] Well, ceaseless expet mother fucking really?

[02:34:24] Oh my god, they're getting big.

[02:34:30] Oh no, my turn over is kind of briefed.

[02:34:32] Fuck it, I have to remove this.

[02:34:35] Okay remove one

[02:34:37] They're immune to stun

[02:34:41] I don't like how big this guy is I'm gonna suck this bigger one. Please hit for 19

[02:34:47] I'm just gonna do damage on everything even hard even my gesture nice

[02:34:54] But now I can impale

[02:35:04] God!

[02:35:11] 30 HP!

[02:35:18] Huh.

[02:35:25] 100% 4 to 1 against...

[02:35:37] I think Adder's Kiss would do more damage, even with the Blight Resist.

[02:35:42] Okay, big.

[02:35:49] Please don't heal it.

[02:35:59] Oh my god, it's so annoying.

[02:36:07] Whoa, why did it just get so big?

[02:36:14] Did it just get bigger?

[02:36:18] I don't know if I should AOE here.

[02:36:25] Seventeen.

[02:36:30] Big.

[02:36:39] It's gonna heal him, so let's just hit the boss.

[02:36:44] Yeah, I'm not going to kill this shit, so I'm just going to do boss damn.

[02:37:03] I almost kind of want to let them explode or something because I don't really know what

[02:37:06] they do.

[02:37:07] Ooh, hello, Numbers.

[02:37:08] I love that for me.

[02:37:17] Into another impale?

[02:37:18] Ah, shit, I'm briefed.

[02:37:26] They're all just gonna heal, aren't they?

[02:37:29] Fuck it, boss.

[02:37:30] Shit, okay, I should move on.

[02:37:36] I could have removed more.

[02:37:42] Ah! What?!

[02:37:54] This looks bad.

[02:38:06] Oh, okay.

[02:38:11] All right, it's time to start using Consumes here.

[02:38:36] I'm just going to eat it.

[02:38:46] No crits.

[02:38:52] Is he stunable?

[02:38:53] Not really.

[02:38:54] No, I can't stun him.

[02:38:56] Okay.

[02:39:20] in my blight. Bleed immune. It's gonna, if it goes again, I'm essentially, I'm gonna

[02:39:39] enter death store if it hits me that hard again yeah yep there's death

[02:39:48] It's 2 on 1.

[02:39:54] But it dies here.

[02:39:57] Yeah, it literally has 1 HP.

[02:40:00] So...

[02:40:01] Stress recovery.

[02:40:10] Okay, it's dead.

[02:40:18] Killing the sleeper of the thing or the thing will award you with unique currency a memory

[02:40:25] save these fragments up to rebuild the mill in your hamlet and enjoy its bounty memory

[02:40:32] and a leper mask interesting.

[02:40:41] I

[02:40:47] When can I go home

[02:40:53] But is there any like I just go leave now, right?

[02:41:01] Keep going I just don't think I want to should I I

[02:41:04] Don't want to risk my gesture and I don't want to risk my trinkets, and I'm pretty sure those are at risk

[02:41:11] aren't they?

[02:41:12] Let me fuck it, I don't need to do this, I got other shit to do here, I'm trying to

[02:41:23] beat the game.

[02:41:25] Not farm infinite, Jesus.

[02:41:33] I got the Yps and Mankind Hater.

[02:41:49] So can I still get that Jester by the way from the event or is it gone?

[02:41:59] I think it's gone.

[02:42:00] The whole reason I even did this.

[02:42:03] Crazy how many shards do I have 68?

[02:42:13] Well pointless bunch of level zeros in here check what the mill does

[02:42:20] Yeah, I don't know what it does

[02:42:22] It's the first one.

[02:42:35] Oh, here we go.

[02:42:38] Heroes will no longer suffer random hunger checks.

[02:42:41] What?

[02:42:42] What is that currency though?

[02:42:47] How do I get that?

[02:42:50] You need to do 10 of what you just did.

[02:42:57] Pro what?

[02:43:01] So I have to do that 10 times?

[02:43:03] Bro, no.

[02:43:05] That's ridiculous.

[02:43:07] But it's, or it's not worth, I mean, yeah, that's, I guess it's to create ways for

[02:43:13] someone who's really bad to be able to beat the game if they were to play long enough.

[02:43:19] Cause I just feel like you're done with the game, man.

[02:43:24] You can beat the game faster than grinding that out.

[02:43:39] Or completionists, that too.

[02:43:41] Uh, well I have blueprints and I can just upgrade something here.

[02:43:45] I might as well spin those.

[02:43:47] healing ring, idle stress, two balls of blood,

[02:43:51] bounty hunter, grave robber, highwayman

[02:43:57] I need 200 deeds

[02:44:09] oh my god

[02:44:17] Wow, holy waste. I mean there's just nothing else to spend on these. Everything's upgraded.

[02:44:24] Everything, just about. So...

[02:44:30] Oh my God, I still can't get it. Are you kidding me?

[02:44:34] I guess I could just convert my shards, but what if I wanted to shrink it?

[02:44:40] What week are you on? I don't know, man.

[02:44:46] Yeah, fuck it, let's set crystals. Screw it.

[02:44:50] I don't care.

[02:44:54] Alright, let's buff my Vestal.

[02:44:58] 10% more healing and stun resist and all that jazz. Where is that?

[02:45:06] Alright, so back to what I was doing.

[02:45:10] Trying to beat the game. We are trying to

[02:45:14] level my Vestal who is now level 4 so I can get her to 6 and I'm also trying to get an

[02:45:21] invitation. So let's see, can I make a decent team. I mean I used to Tuka. Where's Kofi?

[02:45:39] Level 5? Are you kidding me? Fuck. Okay, I can't bring Kofi.

[02:45:53] I don't have any stress relievers, so I guess...

[02:45:58] Something like that, maybe?

[02:46:01] And...

[02:46:04] Oh, fuck. All I have is a blight team and the only place I can...

[02:46:07] I guess I could send him to courtyard?

[02:46:15] Yeah.

[02:46:17] I guess we just go courtyard.

[02:46:22] I need to get infected. Yeah, I do.

[02:46:24] So...

[02:46:30] Oh wow.

[02:46:31] A lot of healing received increased on Tuka.

[02:46:33] Strescula received, minus stress encove, slugger, clotter, minus 10 accuracy versus blighted.

[02:46:49] That is horrible as this character.

[02:46:52] All right, put a plague doctor trinket on.

[02:47:08] Accuracy.

[02:47:11] Just need accuracy versus, um, it's accuracy basically.

[02:47:22] Sun Ring, 10% damage, 5 accuracy, sure.

[02:47:27] Virtue Chance, fuck that.

[02:47:29] Crit and damage with range skills.

[02:47:50] I'm just going to double crit with ranged.

[02:47:57] spam blight and crit.

[02:48:01] You can use the ancestral signets.

[02:48:06] You're right.

[02:48:07] I think that's really good.

[02:48:08] You're absolutely right.

[02:48:09] That's better than the sun ring.

[02:48:11] Good idea, gamer.

[02:48:27] And then what's the last thing I should put on my plague doggie?

[02:48:52] I don't know what item to wear on this character.

[02:48:59] Resolve XP?

[02:49:03] Uh, no.

[02:49:08] I don't even think I want to wear it on, on Bay.

[02:49:10] I don't even want to level her.

[02:49:13] That quickly.

[02:49:21] Dodge, I might just do 15 Dodge, whatever.

[02:49:30] Let's take less damn, good enough.

[02:49:32] Alright, Courtyard, Provision, uh wait, what spells do I have?

[02:49:38] Okay, correct, correct, correct.

[02:49:46] I don't have any stress recovery, so...

[02:49:50] Maybe this is fine.

[02:49:54] Yeah, mark myself and then just take healing and shit.

[02:49:59] Alright, eight torches. I don't think I need that much food.

[02:50:04] Oh, Jesus.

[02:50:12] Good enough. Let's go.

[02:50:13] 133 blood. So much blood. Can I get plus two per week early on? I bought that bullshit.

[02:50:24] All right, my goal is to get infected.

[02:50:30] All right, do the thirst, do the thing.

[02:50:39] Okay, let's see.

[02:50:43] Unfortunate, didn't proc.

[02:50:53] Actually, don't want to kill them.

[02:50:56] Why is the gold to get infected?

[02:50:58] Because the more infected you have, the more likely you are to find...

[02:51:04] ... eggs. And in those eggs is where you can find invitations.

[02:51:09] Oh, there's one.

[02:51:13] Okay, well, now I don't really want to mark myself.

[02:51:43] I don't even want to kill it. I want him to infect someone.

[02:52:02] There we go.

[02:52:09] That's enough.

[02:52:13] Confidence surges as the enemy crumbles.

[02:52:19] This expedition at least promises success.

[02:52:43] He thinks he needs infection to get more eggs, which is incorrect.

[02:53:04] Is that?

[02:53:05] I was told that's how it works.

[02:53:08] My infection level has to go up.

[02:53:19] But I was told.

[02:53:24] One guide. I mean one guide where?

[02:53:26] Was I wrong before?

[02:53:30] You get more chance for blood at least.

[02:53:32] Again, I was looking for invitations for like five runs and I didn't see a single one.

[02:53:36] one. Not one. For like five runs. The infestation level matters for the

[02:53:54] which you can see on the left side of the map screen.

[02:54:24] Cringe.

[02:54:26] Cringe.

[02:54:44] Damn, I suned this guy twice. Okay.

[02:54:54] Oh

[02:54:59] My god motherfucker

[02:55:05] Oh, son me

[02:55:24] All a momentary abatement.

[02:55:30] I thought I meant to heal.

[02:55:33] But death by inches.

[02:55:42] If only treasure could staunch the flow of otherworldly corruption.

[02:55:54] I'm not gonna die.

[02:56:13] I'm not gonna die.

[02:56:16] I'm not gonna die.

[02:56:19] You don't need a dragon item to use it.

[02:56:40] Just click it.

[02:56:42] Okay.

[02:56:44] That was bothering you.

[02:56:47] Sorry.

[02:56:48] All right, they're all dead.

[02:57:09] Is this a bandage thing? Yeah.

[02:57:18] Littering gold, trinkets and baubles, paid for in blood.

[02:57:46] force to play this game I'll send him a message right now if you want. I don't know.

[02:57:53] I'm sure I'll read it.

[02:57:59] Has anyone been playing the um that one game that just came out? I don't know what it's called.

[02:58:06] The Witcher 3 dabs or whatever.

[02:58:11] Body, camp, no.

[02:58:16] Don Walker or whatever.

[02:58:18] Blood of Don Walker.

[02:58:20] Does anyone have any thoughts on it?

[02:58:24] Of course it has. That's fine.

[02:58:26] Bulb's playing it.

[02:58:27] I've been hearing from everyone that it sucks.

[02:58:36] Oh, all of my mods.

[02:58:41] This thing gets like a 6 out of 10.

[02:58:48] One of them was saying it's a post to get good after like 6 hours.

[02:58:53] And then one of them rebuttled and said, I'm 8 hours in and it still sucks.

[02:58:57] Yeah, but they're Twitch mods, so their opinion matters.

[02:59:02] They're pretty chronically online, so.

[02:59:05] Yeah, in terms of I would trust their opinion over like 99% of other people online

[02:59:27] Better than that

[02:59:29] It's crazy the 6 out of 10 game that sucks but that's kind of true there are

[02:59:36] many 9 or 10s. There's so many 9 out of 10s that a 6 is not worth your time. I mean if it is a 6, I don't know.

[02:59:48] I'll just read what they said. I was curious how you all could do what I said

[02:59:53] They built. They can be beaten.

[02:59:56] They said...

[02:59:59] Or Vulp said this.

[03:00:01] You have to scroll up.

[03:00:03] Don Walker, I hated the combat so much.

[03:00:05] Also, there's some bug right now where you cannot run while using a controller.

[03:00:09] Unless you only run straight, because when you turn even a little bit,

[03:00:13] you stop running and start walking slow.

[03:00:15] The game itself just feels cheap.

[03:00:17] I don't like this every action cost time mechanic.

[03:00:20] You spin one talent point, it equals one timepiece gone.

[03:00:24] You unlock a fast travel point or do anything, one timepiece gone.

[03:00:28] So you just see the constant 27 days until you can save your family, just get reduced.

[03:00:33] If you aren't focused on just main story only, the camera is bad, it's not smooth.

[03:00:37] Fighting multiple enemies feels ass.

[03:00:40] You parry and another enemy magnetizes to you.

[03:00:43] An attack and you are still on parry CD.

[03:00:46] Peels intentional from the devs because it happens so often.

[03:00:48] Also the combat kind of feels turn-based because if you're mid attack you can't cancel your attack in parry

[03:00:54] So you just get a hit making it

[03:00:56] Making it like you get in two swings and then just wait for the enemy to attack

[03:01:02] Making the combat feel super slow game runs like shit can't get 60 FPS at 4k on a 5090 without DLSS

[03:01:09] There are just random QTEs while doing normal things that make no sense. I mean, there's a lot of yapping that you can see but like

[03:01:18] And they gave a lot of very specific points as to why they don't like it, TBH.

[03:01:34] It's not as bad as we would make out to be.

[03:01:36] Oh wait, I need to fuck with that.

[03:01:39] See, it basically comes down to is it worth playing? I don't know.

[03:01:42] I was gonna play it, now I'm kinda hesitant.

[03:01:48] A fortune, waiting to be spent.

[03:02:02] Po Carnage is liking it and he's going to keep playing.

[03:02:04] Yeah.

[03:02:05] I can see that.

[03:02:06] You know, it doesn't sound like it's a bad game, just, you know, spend some blood

[03:02:12] here.

[03:02:13] Wealth beyond measure.

[03:02:15] 12 dodge to the accuracy to range.

[03:02:17] Wow.

[03:02:18] Sure.

[03:02:19] Let's go pay to play it, maybe.

[03:02:28] The other thing is, you know, streamers like to just like the game they're playing.

[03:02:33] It's important that they like the game they're playing because they're finishing it and,

[03:02:36] you know, they're not just gonna sit there for the next two weeks being, guys, I hate

[03:02:39] this game.

[03:02:40] You can't wait to, uh, and then keep playing it, right, so they're gonna always say

[03:02:43] they like it.

[03:02:44] because they're stuck there projecting kind of yeah I mean I've done that

[03:03:01] like I'll play a game and I'm sitting there on stream and I don't know what

[03:03:05] happens you kind of just want to be positive you want to say good things

[03:03:09] because you're stuck there right and then you finish the game

[03:03:14] Then you finish the game and then you sit there and you reflect you're like that game suck ass. What was I thinking?

[03:03:23] Why did I say I like it right and that's

[03:03:26] how it goes

[03:03:36] I'm not probably so play it I got fucking jack shit else to do

[03:03:44] You still have this game to beat.

[03:03:53] I mean, I may not beat this today.

[03:03:56] I'm grinding right now.

[03:03:57] I'll be honest, this sucks.

[03:03:59] I kind of just want to get to the fucking boss.

[03:04:02] I mean, the other thing is I didn't really understand how the game worked at all.

[03:04:14] I didn't know about the once you go into the darkest dungeon. You can't go back in so the whole game is building up

[03:04:22] You know multiple team comps. I

[03:04:26] Didn't understand that

[03:04:30] So I feel like I did a lot of pointless grinding a lot of it

[03:04:36] So I was just scared I didn't understand anything. I didn't why would I know?

[03:04:39] So now that I've grinded so much of this game, I'm getting pretty fucking tired of these basic ass fights.

[03:04:49] There's a chore. Doesn't the game tell you? No. I don't think it does. Maybe it did. I didn't read it.

[03:05:01] I remember days when the sun shone and laughter could be heard.

[03:05:06] Okay, fanatic is in.

[03:05:09] No, it doesn't, okay.

[03:05:10] And then a bunch of people who've played this game seven years ago come in and call me dumb for not knowing,

[03:05:15] because they can't fathom not knowing everything in Darkest Dungeon,

[03:05:19] because they haven't not known everything in Darkest Dungeon for a decade.

[03:05:31] Well, the fanatic is up, um, I might actually deal with the fanatic, and that might be a

[03:05:40] little difficult.

[03:05:44] That is a lot of level 3s.

[03:05:50] I have a lot of room here.

[03:05:58] So where do I see how infected- oh, here we go.

[03:06:01] medium I never noticed this so now I might start seeing shit right now I

[03:06:13] might start getting some things also someone told me as soon as you go in

[03:06:19] with two people who are infected that is when you have the possibility of

[03:06:24] dealing with the fanatic. What level is uh they she's level five five five five

[03:06:36] everyone's five okay so I have to do a hard map I mean I don't even know where

[03:06:41] to go. I should go to ruins just because I I guess leveling something up is

[03:06:54] important warrens they're immune to blight can i go cove with blight team bring four

[03:07:19] Four infected?

[03:07:20] Did I?

[03:07:24] Four infected is a guaranteed fanatic.

[03:07:29] I don't really care to fight the fanatic.

[03:07:31] There's nothing I need from him, it's just obnoxious.

[03:07:36] Basically it's a 25% chance for every infected in a group to meet the fanatic.

[03:07:40] Interesting.

[03:07:41] Okay.

[03:07:42] I didn't know there was an actual number behind it.

[03:07:49] So I could guarantee Fnatic like that person said, if I were to bring, I don't know, Patty

[03:07:55] in S-Fand.

[03:07:57] Well, my goal is to try and get Ve Level 6.

[03:08:06] That's Pryo, Nomero, Uno.

[03:08:08] Yeah, I don't want the Fnatic fight.

[03:08:11] I've already killed the Fnatic once.

[03:08:12] I don't care to do it again.

[03:08:14] I already have all my trinkets.

[03:08:18] Let me make sure I'm fully upgraded and stuff.

[03:08:48] Okay, we're going cove minus fifty thousand gold.

[03:08:55] Yep.

[03:08:56] It's not cheap.

[03:08:58] This is a medium run.

[03:09:00] So bring all the food.

[03:09:02] A lot of stress.

[03:09:03] I'm going to bring a stack of lot.

[03:09:05] No, I can't bring a lot of them.

[03:09:08] Four shovels.

[03:09:13] Okay, let's go.

[03:09:30] Shit.

[03:09:35] Did I forget torches?

[03:09:45] I did.

[03:10:02] I think this is a quirk removal.

[03:10:05] I care the most about Bay here.

[03:10:12] Torn rotator removed.

[03:10:14] Dude, fuck that.

[03:10:16] No.

[03:10:17] I can't.

[03:10:18] Kota, out.

[03:10:19] Get out from under my desk.

[03:10:21] Come on.

[03:10:22] Over here.

[03:10:23] That's fine, actually.

[03:10:24] That's fine.

[03:10:25] Oh, I don't have a torch anymore.

[03:10:26] Come on over here. That's fine. Actually, that's fine. Oh, I don't have a torch. Anyways, you're right. Oh

[03:10:35] God

[03:10:38] I'm also 50 stress. Are you kidding me? This is not good. I

[03:10:51] Will say there's actually just about zero reality

[03:10:54] where I do not run into the fanatic looking at the map I fight the fanatic

[03:11:02] here

[03:11:11] I don't have any stress relief either god damn

[03:11:24] That's big stress relief right there too though. That's good

[03:11:42] Barnacle barrier barnacle boy

[03:11:54] Let's mark myself and try and taunt here.

[03:12:07] Camera top right?

[03:12:08] Oh yeah.

[03:12:09] Sure.

[03:12:10] Not ideal.

[03:12:11] Not ideal.

[03:12:28] They mark only taunt's abilities that are affected by mark.

[03:12:30] I think you're right.

[03:12:37] Wow, 75% protection.

[03:12:45] Lepper is having a terrible time here.

[03:12:48] Don't heal it!

[03:12:49] Okay, that's fine.

[03:12:50] What the...

[03:12:51] What the f-

[03:12:54] Goddamn, he's protected fucks.

[03:13:21] Okay, he dies.

[03:13:38] That's not what I wanted you to do, but sure.

[03:13:46] Wow!

[03:13:59] What the fuck?

[03:14:16] Okay, 60 trash, 62 we're gonna go here, holy water that fuck.

[03:14:40] That is not what I wanted to happen, unfortunate, thought it was a stress relief, let's camp.

[03:14:46] close and ten years ten food first okay easy companionship

[03:14:55] shit I don't have the right can't things learned off

[03:15:03] plus 10 accuracy and dodge anyone diseased

[03:15:13] not really

[03:15:16] I don't know how many of these people are religious.

[03:15:42] Okay, it looks like only the leper is. I wasn't sure if the other guy was.

[03:15:55] Plus 20 stress if religious.

[03:15:59] Hmm.

[03:16:00] I actually could just get ambushed okay let's just reduce the stress single target I guess

[03:16:17] Alright. Let's keep going here. That's fucking crazy. Oh my god, okay. This is cooked. I might

[03:16:39] is abandoned ship. I stunned him, look at that. I think I should transform here. This

[03:17:04] This is free money, brother.

[03:17:06] Is it?

[03:17:07] Man, I guess now that I landed the stun, it might be.

[03:17:12] Damage mod minus 25%.

[03:17:15] 18.

[03:17:17] I need a crit.

[03:17:22] Big crit here.

[03:17:27] No, you fucking idiot!

[03:17:29] Oh my god!

[03:17:32] great he's in africa now fucking lovely

[03:18:01] I'm zugging this guy.

[03:18:03] 20 damage.

[03:18:06] I think he dies after one turn.

[03:18:11] So just trim the damage down that I take.

[03:18:14] I should be fine.

[03:18:16] Unless he has a cleanse.

[03:18:19] That's just fucking phenomenal.

[03:18:22] Love that.

[03:18:31] Oh, he healed.

[03:18:35] Animat Death's Dwarf.

[03:18:46] Let me cast my own spell, please.

[03:18:49] Thank you.

[03:18:50] I'll take it.

[03:18:51] Crick, goddamn.

[03:19:22] I'm actually going to keep this one single torch.

[03:19:51] 50% protection, that's not ideal.

[03:20:17] I can't...

[03:20:18] Oh my god, they're in stealth.

[03:20:19] I can't cast that.

[03:20:20] oh okay

[03:20:26] maybe i can stun it i should go for it

[03:20:31] unfortunately

[03:20:46] these stress waves are gonna suck ass

[03:20:48] Oh my god.

[03:20:52] Well, Chrissy is absolutely gonna hit a hundred stress and I'm hoping to god it's a fucking

[03:20:58] um, what is it when you don't actually get stressed?

[03:21:06] Virtue.

[03:21:07] Fuck, let me play the game.

[03:21:13] Hello?

[03:21:16] Well, just about everything's dead now.

[03:21:32] Cheese.

[03:21:39] Shoulda bandaged.

[03:22:20] They can

[03:22:24] These nightmarish creatures can be felt they can be beaten

[03:22:37] Finding the stop is only the first test now it must be drink it don't care enough

[03:22:44] 70% chance, okay

[03:22:46] Well, that's a hundred virtue maybe?

[03:22:54] Carinoid.

[03:22:56] Do the objective.

[03:22:58] That's a great sentence.

[03:23:01] Maybe I should just go to the objective here.

[03:23:07] I got no stress relief.

[03:23:09] Yeah, I shouldn't even be here as a waste of time.

[03:23:15] Yeah, he's actually right, I was giving him shit, but I should not have came to this

[03:23:26] treasure room, it's pointless.

[03:24:31] Motherfucker.

[03:24:49] Now I'm critting.

[03:24:50] Jeez.

[03:24:51] be wary, triumphant pride precipitates a dizzying fall.

[03:25:01] When I get to walk all the way back, should I fucking leave?

[03:25:10] Do I want to fight the fanatic in my current state?

[03:25:21] Ugh.

[03:25:28] Okay, I declined my heal.

[03:25:43] Well, that's annoying.

[03:26:09] Oh my god.

[03:26:16] Oh my god, that's all it is.

[03:26:31] There's no point in even killing these guys, they're gonna die.

[03:26:34] This doesn't matter.

[03:26:37] and skips

[03:27:07] I should have just blighted him.

[03:27:20] Another photo.

[03:27:34] dies.

[03:27:35] Okay, use that, uh, I don't need the food, okay.

[03:27:53] There's no way you can handle fanatic.

[03:27:55] Here's what happens.

[03:27:57] Someone on my team dies.

[03:28:00] That's what happens when I fight fanatic.

[03:28:04] And I don't give a shit if they die.

[03:28:06] I just don't want my Vestal to die.

[03:28:08] The only reason I'm doing this is to level my fucking Vestal.

[03:28:14] So I don't care if Moon or Tuca or Chrissic, I don't care.

[03:28:21] That doesn't really matter to me.

[03:28:26] I got no torches left.

[03:28:32] Oh, this is so fucking stupid.

[03:28:41] Quest location.

[03:28:44] The ward is now lit.

[03:28:49] Who knows, maybe I'll get lucky. Maybe I won't actually see the thingy.

[03:28:53] 55%- I have zero disarm.

[03:28:56] Okay, well I failed at 55%.

[03:28:59] 183 stress.

[03:29:00] Okay, Brandon, let's get me out.

[03:29:19] Another cargo vessel has sunk off the coast and the surviving crew have proven distressingly evasive concerning the...

[03:29:25] I don't know how the fuck that works. Coward? Yep, I'm a coward.

[03:29:30] Alright, I gotta relieve stress now or...

[03:29:34] I guess I'll bring Thomas and I can bring Vay back in.

[03:29:39] Goals to power level her.

[03:29:55] Alright, so bringing Vayback, gonna bring in a stress reliever, um, I'd like to bring

[03:30:04] in a really disgusting strong comp.

[03:30:07] Honestly, I'm just gonna double shield breaker.

[03:30:10] Can I help you puppy?

[03:30:12] Oh my gosh!

[03:30:14] Are you okay?

[03:30:17] They has a hundred stress. She'll be fine

[03:30:29] Okay off coulda off

[03:30:39] Yeah Novak volts actually what level are the volts of six

[03:30:43] No backed is where do I see the level of this guy five okay that's fine yeah nice

[03:31:00] Uh, still no fucking invitations.

[03:31:04] This is a blight team.

[03:31:07] So maybe ruins?

[03:31:10] You could also level the cove, get another focus ring, why not?

[03:31:17] I mean, none of this, I don't give a shit about the trinkets.

[03:31:21] Let's go level the cove.

[03:31:26] warrens

[03:31:28] uh... aren't they like immune to blight in the warrens

[03:31:36] so i think i go cove and we blight

[03:31:45] i think volps is one with hot and trot

[03:31:47] let me see

[03:31:51] yeah hot to trot

[03:31:54] This is going to be a disgusting comp. I already know. It's gonna be filthy.

[03:32:04] Nothing there I care about.

[03:32:08] Fulps has no items. I'm gonna put them on. Give me a fucking second.

[03:32:13] Okay, Shieldbreaker. And there was one that gave more speed, right?

[03:32:19] That's the candle that I like wearing here.

[03:32:24] actually maybe I should take you know what fuck that because I have hot to

[03:32:34] try it on round one I have 20 or 5% crit 25% damage I guess 15%

[03:32:43] damage or I could just take ranged crit

[03:32:54] Speed is only attack order.

[03:33:03] It's very important though because I just don't feel like explaining it.

[03:33:07] It's a lot of words.

[03:33:10] It's important.

[03:33:20] Where is that crit item?

[03:33:30] It's melee crit.

[03:33:31] Where is ranged crit?

[03:33:32] Is it equipped on someone else?

[03:33:33] Unequip all trinkets.

[03:33:37] Sort by rare.

[03:33:38] There it is.

[03:33:39] So 8% crit range, 10% damage unranged.

[03:33:43] I guess I'll wear the torch in this so I have the speed.

[03:33:49] Yeah, okay, that's what I do. Plus two speed.

[03:33:51] And then we go over his herb.

[03:33:53] We put on minus one speed.

[03:33:57] And we put on...

[03:34:00] Blight skill chance. Or the shield breaker item. Bang. Alright.

[03:34:04] That's good. And then...

[03:34:07] Jester bullshit.

[03:34:09] Healing bullshit.

[03:34:10] I remember what the other Jester item I wore was.

[03:34:24] He was just 15 dodge, sure.

[03:34:54] Hey Robin, Rime want to play with you.

[03:34:56] That sounds creepy.

[03:34:59] Okay, going cove, provision, spells, I don't think

[03:35:28] I care about bleeding, but I guess I'll keep them because why not take that off with that on take this off that on

[03:35:36] All is good there

[03:35:38] I'm scared to ask so I'm asking for him. Do you want to play CSGO with him and some of his fat friends?

[03:36:03] Wow you're the first to ask. Who's the fat friend?

[03:36:07] These salt soaked caverns are teeming with pelagic nightmares, they must be flushed out.

[03:36:25] Hacks laden with loot are often low on supplies.

[03:36:30] 97 stress.

[03:36:31] Yeah, I gotta get trimming.

[03:36:32] Impressive.

[03:36:33] Impressive!

[03:36:50] Stunned this guy?

[03:36:52] Thank god.

[03:36:53] He's gonna do a skull toss and fuck me.

[03:37:03] Great is the weapon that cuts on its own.

[03:37:17] That's cringe.

[03:37:20] I'm sure about a lot of them.

[03:37:46] Minus 16. Alright, less than 50 stress. Love that. He dies.

[03:37:59] Hello, Mr. Soda. Ogre221's requesting your assistance. You're the first to ask.

[03:38:16] I'll show him thirsting.

[03:38:23] Ugh.

[03:38:27] Ugh.

[03:38:34] Ugh.

[03:38:40] Ugh.

[03:38:45] Uh, no, I'm not playing C.S.

[03:39:09] I have a very, very linear... path.

[03:39:13] Path I'm just no I'm W king this game. So okay decline the fucking stress. You'll use stupid monkey great

[03:39:30] They reduced healing on volts or something wasn't hitting for six yeah minus 20% healing received

[03:39:38] Hey

[03:39:43] for giving

[03:39:49] The fuck is this nullifying contract, okay, I don't care about that

[03:40:02] Just gonna camp wait. Oh my god, I'm gonna

[03:40:43] I'm

[03:41:35] Let's start buffing myself with crit and accuracy, etc.

[03:42:00] The ground quakes.

[03:42:10] Marie, stop sniffing around for stuff to fuck up.

[03:42:23] I don't remember what this is either, I don't have all the water yikes, leaving.

[03:42:49] You know your dog doesn't understand that, right?

[03:42:58] Thanks for clarifying, appreciate it.

[03:43:03] Had no idea, I'll change my ways.

[03:43:07] Wow.

[03:43:08] Okay, I gotta turn my AC on.

[03:44:19] oh my god she moved out she's fucking brained

[03:44:49] Why are we doing that?

[03:45:02] 4500 gold, these are worth a lot.

[03:45:15] Sack the busts, I guess

[03:45:36] Fucking idiots

[03:45:45] It's a very scary, but the guy back there, ooooh!

[03:45:48] That might have been the highest damage I've ever gotten out of a Vestal.

[03:45:51] The fuck?

[03:46:15] Oh, like, miss input.

[03:46:25] Okay, good, I still bash it.

[03:46:35] I'm gonna get him so bad shit.

[03:47:05] Oh my god 41 stress okay

[03:47:35] I don't know why I have this 50% it's a quest I think it's just a bonus XP like

[03:47:48] thing-imaging. Wow, okay.

[03:47:51] This expedition at least promises success.

[03:48:07] This is Crimson Fox in the torch.

[03:48:11] I guess Vulp's is level 6 so it doesn't really matter there.

[03:48:15] Heroes from the darkest dungeon buffs it.

[03:48:18] Well, this is an AIDS fight.

[03:48:25] That's a solid crit in the backline, I'll take that.

[03:48:29] Into more damage in the backline, they're dead.

[03:48:33] Into...let's do a single heal.

[03:48:37] Any invitations yet?

[03:48:38] Zero.

[03:48:39] And I almost have Vay at level 6, so I can go to the darkest dungeon and kill the final

[03:48:57] boss as soon as I get one, or as soon as I get her to 6, and then before that I just

[03:49:04] need the invitation.

[03:49:05] I think he won't be back now.

[03:49:10] Have you thought about dropping some?

[03:49:12] That's a sentence.

[03:49:14] You should probably have cleansed that bleed. That is painful.

[03:49:19] Ooh, Anvil takes 20% less healing.

[03:49:32] That's a solid dodge. We like that.

[03:49:35] Yeah, we're gonna cleanse this. That's ridiculous.

[03:49:50] Ooh!

[03:49:52] Big kills.

[03:49:53] Fuck it, do I just camp here? I'm just gonna camp here.

[03:50:06] Okay, uh, plus crit. Throw that there.

[03:50:19] Accuracy and dives, throw that there, gain some armor piercing, increase blight skill

[03:50:38] chance, alright, rescue enough.

[03:50:43] Oh shit.

[03:50:44] Oh, fuck, it involves us in the wrong spot.

[03:50:48] Okay, well...

[03:50:59] Okay, we stunned this guy.

[03:51:01] 24 stress. I'm gaining 20 stress per round here.

[03:51:06] Is very much not ideal.

[03:51:11] Big crits, love that.

[03:51:18] Okay, another crit. Love that.

[03:51:22] Jester can A-wee there, hopefully.

[03:51:33] Okay, he dies.

[03:51:48] Okay.

[03:51:58] Maltz, don't heal, ugh.

[03:52:14] God!

[03:52:19] I have no anti-venom either.

[03:52:21] Oh my fucking god.

[03:52:25] I

[03:52:48] Wish oh my god

[03:52:55] Okay, well this is extremely bad.

[03:53:06] 40% Blight skill chance, city and dagger.

[03:53:16] Another scale.

[03:53:17] Uh, yeah, I wish I had that other campfire, god damn.

[03:53:22] Two is minus eight, so I'll be at sixteen, or, yeah, sixteen. That's gonna be minus twenty-four.

[03:53:30] So I might just die. Okay.

[03:53:34] Uhhhhhhh.

[03:53:38] Off.

[03:53:44] Mm-mm-mmmm.

[03:53:46] All right, fuck the gold stacks.

[03:53:53] I do like these Aegis.

[03:53:57] Keep my torch.

[03:54:01] I guess fuck the key.

[03:54:04] Yeah, okay.

[03:54:06] And then go here.

[03:54:12] That's not what I thought it would do.

[03:54:19] Alright, hopefully I get a fight and I can just heal this.

[03:54:32] Numbers.

[03:54:39] of

[03:55:29] Yeah, I wish I had that second campfire at this point that I wasted.

[03:55:46] Imagine being able to recover with that.

[03:55:49] could have been way easier.

[03:56:19] Oh boy, do I have bandies? Oh, I'm shuffled.

[03:56:23] It's not the worst actually. Actually it's pretty bad because now my, uh, my vest wasn't the worst whatever we're seeing.

[03:56:31] Let's move her back on her turn. Oh, I mean, that'll get to heal. God.

[03:56:36] Big, lucky.

[03:56:39] Fucking retard, passing my turn.

[03:56:44] I'll take the dodges though.

[03:56:49] Oh, no, don't send me.

[03:56:58] Oh, thank God.

[03:57:01] Thank God.

[03:57:06] I should just heal, what a misplay.

[03:57:23] Mm! Unbalanced.

[03:57:53] Okay, uh, I only have two shovels left, so I'm gonna back up.

[03:58:14] Not gonna go through that way.

[03:58:16] A battle just spawned right here.

[03:58:19] Annoying as fuck.

[03:58:25] I'm in the wrong order too, even more annoying.

[03:58:49] All right, can I go now?

[03:59:12] I didn't want to kill it these nightmarish creatures can be felt they

[03:59:33] can be beaten you're gonna just shovel to skip that fight well maybe but I needed

[03:59:40] shovel here. I'm just hoping there's no fights there. I might be actually completely

[03:59:47] griefing myself. Do I have...? I might be griefing myself gone this way. I think I am.

[03:59:56] You really like shield breakers. Why not use two highwaymen? Well, I only have one highwayman.

[04:00:01] Yeah, if I use the shovel there, I use your shovel here and then I'd be fucked

[04:00:08] there so 70% 80% surely

[04:00:38] Do you want to play Fortnite on September 20th at 3 p.m.? No.

[04:00:50] It's a 100 streamers tournament.

[04:01:02] Why the f- why would I play Fortnite?

[04:01:08] Why not?

[04:01:14] I don't like Fortnite?

[04:01:16] I probably don't like most of the streamers you're even talking about here.

[04:01:25] ahhh

[04:01:33] let's do...

[04:01:35] what did you say?

[04:01:45] oh you linked a tweet

[04:01:47] sign up mr poppin jeepsy

[04:01:49] has announced the creators playing in his hundred...

[04:01:51] something tournament

[04:01:55] huh huh I might be busy that day

[04:02:15] Sunday I might be busy that day

[04:02:19] Church. Big church fan.

[04:02:37] Jesus, I don't want you cranking 90s.

[04:02:40] On the day of the father.

[04:02:49] this prusand it's noble end to forge you brought tolerance in your choice of

[04:02:55] moons all right they is now level six I now have a vestal for the darkest

[04:03:02] dungeon but I still need a fucking invitation so that's the last thing I

[04:03:08] need and then I got to beat the fucking dumbass courtyard I'm almost done

[04:03:19] infestation grows it's still at medium are all the bosses dead a lot of them are

[04:03:46] Yeah, this is Christ this game is giving me epilepsy

[04:04:02] Increase stress he'll receive

[04:04:09] I mean, I don't really give a fuck where I go here wield

[04:04:11] Just go wheeled here just take in the same fucking team, right?

[04:04:17] This team is gross. It's just busted or maybe just go courtyard and just farm it

[04:04:33] Bring force in I could level some other people. Yeah, actually I could bring in

[04:04:41] Yeah, I can bring in Moon. There goes my stress heal.

[04:04:48] I guess I could drop a shield breaker.

[04:04:52] Moon's already infected.

[04:04:56] E-Rob? Let's bring in E-Rob. Fuck it, we'll level his ass up.

[04:05:00] Courtyard, provision, get him six.

[04:05:08] Oh, he needs trinkets.

[04:05:11] I don't know what to do with this one, but I'm not sure what to do with this one, either.

[04:05:41] Yeah, it seems way worse, but at least I'll level up E-Rub.

[04:06:11] There's no invites there Soda. There's no invites fucking anywhere!

[04:06:20] Don't I want to get infected though?

[04:06:29] No, no, oh my god, fucking kill me, okay.

[04:06:33] Here we are, this is it. We're doing it anyways.

[04:06:38] Cringe.

[04:07:11] Cringe?

[04:07:18] Cringe?

[04:07:23] Cringe?

[04:07:30] Cringe?

[04:07:37] Cringe?

[04:08:07] The compassion is a rarity in the fevered picture of battle.

[04:08:20] The slow death, unforeseen, unforgiving.

[04:08:25] I'm actually getting stressed out here.

[04:08:47] Let's go accuracy and crit.

[04:09:24] And there's resisting fucking everything.

[04:09:53] this is how life is taken now

[04:10:09] didn't mean to press that

[04:10:13] Really need to heal this guy.

[04:10:20] ASAP please.

[04:10:24] More healing please.

[04:10:36] More healing please.

[04:10:49] More healing please.

[04:10:51] Okay, it's a lot of healing.

[04:10:57] Oh my god.

[04:11:03] Kill it!

[04:11:09] Right now I'm running block on Shieldbreaker.

[04:11:13] I should be at this point now that I have a flagellant.

[04:11:18] Why the fuck did I bring so many torches?

[04:11:21] What am I doing?

[04:11:48] Kirao, Obstacle, Kirao, Kirao, Quest Location.

[04:12:04] Okay, I don't need to go down.

[04:12:08] If you're telling me this doesn't help me, I don't get blood imitations out of that.

[04:12:16] What would be the best way to get an invitation right now?

[04:12:21] Because I'm just not understanding this mechanic.

[04:12:24] I feel like I've been led astray and told the wrong shit by too many people.

[04:12:31] This is outside the courtyard.

[04:12:44] Invitations come from the messenger box.

[04:12:45] Okay, I understand that.

[04:12:47] How do I get to the massacre bomb?

[04:12:49] Like, what do I get?

[04:12:49] Nice to go.

[04:13:00] Your infection level.

[04:13:01] And how do I increase infection level?

[04:13:12] By time.

[04:13:13] It's literally just time gated.

[04:13:15] So should I just queue up missions and then just leave?

[04:13:19] So one week passes over and over and over again?

[04:13:27] Yes.

[04:13:30] Okay.

[04:13:31] Well, I mean, at this point I'll finish this, but.

[04:13:43] You have to do at least two rooms per mission.

[04:13:47] Okay.

[04:13:48] What the heck was that?

[04:13:51] Damn it, okay.

[04:14:04] Okay.

[04:14:07] Another crimson curse.

[04:14:13] now

[04:14:43] 44 stress now goodness and stun

[04:15:08] Ooh, love it!

[04:15:32] Fucking freak!

[04:15:38] Their formation is broken. Maintain the offensive.

[04:15:45] Okay, I was looking for the last bus location and then... yeah, I'll see if I can figure this out.

[04:15:50] I'm just trying to start to kill the bosses. It's all I care about. I'm such a chore.

[04:16:08] Press disadvantage, give them no quarter.

[04:16:32] A momentary abatement.

[04:16:37] I'm going to kill you!

[04:17:01] Foolish horrors. Brought low and driven into the mud.

[04:17:07] Food check?

[04:17:17] Nope.

[04:17:22] There we go.

[04:17:23] Thank God.

[04:17:24] Give me out.

[04:17:27] Okay.

[04:17:30] okay trash once our estate was the envy of this land by accident and

[04:17:45] enterprising charlatan brewed an actual potent drought made from dust

[04:17:48] Harvest of the good

[04:17:50] Kurchus tonic cures one disease for every hero on roster

[04:18:01] Costs 35

[04:18:04] What does that even do you have one of them I guess that works on crimson curse too, right?

[04:18:13] It just be a full cleanse across the board

[04:18:15] Well, I don't care about cleansing that, I don't care about cleansing that, I mean I

[04:18:22] just don't really give a fuck, no, I just pass.

[04:18:27] I'll wait for like maybe a hero or something that I can get.

[04:18:35] Okay.

[04:18:41] is still medium. Hmm. Works on Crimson Curse. I just don't know if I want to cleanse it.

[04:19:02] champion bosses champion bosses I don't know what those are oh you mean like

[04:19:14] champion difficulty there are none I guess I can level up warrants let's take

[04:19:22] this character out there level six now so they're essentially done who the

[04:19:31] I mean, do I just bring a Novak just for insane clears?

[04:19:40] Or maybe level up Touka?

[04:19:44] Just level up Touka, I guess.

[04:19:46] There are still more bosses. Yeah, if I level these up, but it's like, I just don't f***ing

[04:20:05] Care.

[04:20:15] Yeah, I'm probably gonna get a fanatic.

[04:20:16] That's three people, that's a 75% chance to get fanatic.

[04:20:30] Maybe I just fucking kill the fanatic

[04:20:31] and just get rid of him.

[04:20:33] You know?

[04:20:35] Like, I could do this.

[04:20:39] I can't really mark a target with this.

[04:20:41] It kind of sucks.

[04:20:43] Hmm.

[04:20:44] I don't like this comp, actually.

[04:21:00] Maybe Bounty Hunter would be good, actually, with this.

[04:21:04] Where's my bounty hunter?

[04:21:12] That's where I have a level 6 bounty hunter.

[04:21:18] I guess I don't. Do I now have a level 6 bounty hunter?

[04:21:23] I don't.

[04:21:25] Okay, then I'll just go with the good old

[04:21:28] Vulp's no-back combo safe and disgustingly overpowered and that'll fuck the fanatic super hard

[04:21:37] surely

[04:21:45] Still have all my trinkets too. You have a one bounty hunter. It's baby over there level four

[04:21:52] All right, well that's two people infected 50% chance for the fanatic to spawn which is fine

[04:21:58] Uh...

[04:22:02] And I'm just gonna kill him.

[04:22:13] A babe is six? Wait, am I blind?

[04:22:15] Do I have a level six bounty hunter?

[04:22:20] Oh fuck, I didn't see that. They have the crazy psycho icon.

[04:22:24] Uh...

[04:22:28] I mean, yeah, I could play bounty hunter marksman or what is it?

[04:22:37] Bounty hunter

[04:22:39] What's his name?

[04:22:41] Shooter guy, or I could do double shield shield fuck

[04:22:47] Double shield fuck is just better I think

[04:22:58] Actually, you know what I could do?

[04:23:05] Let's change things up a bit.

[04:23:06] Where's Jazzycat?

[04:23:08] Let's not risk my Vestal, right?

[04:23:13] I mean, I could just use a different Vestal, truth be told.

[04:23:19] I have other Vestals at six that can't go in the dungeon.

[04:23:23] instead actually no fuck that let's bring in Vicky bring in Vicky and then we'll

[04:23:32] bring in not his son but a hound master duck bro with rabies and then we'll bring

[04:23:46] in bounty hunter babe so it's two people how master can mark and it's

[04:23:53] It's decent stress relief.

[04:23:56] And then, who else would I want here?

[04:24:07] Maybe just Russell.

[04:24:11] Something like this, actually.

[04:24:15] Or actually, no.

[04:24:18] This.

[04:24:22] This looks really good.

[04:24:27] Yes.

[04:24:31] Thanks, Cormac.

[04:24:33] There's another courtyard boss after the Baroness and another that spawns randomly.

[04:24:37] Okay, well...

[04:24:40] I'm on the Countess, so...

[04:24:45] that in mind.

[04:25:05] Okay, it's on equip trinkets.

[04:25:09] Houndmaster, bang, bang!

[04:25:13] highway men

[04:25:17] uh... terms of damage whatever the fuck or that's too good to not have on

[04:25:22] and then

[04:25:29] was that crit with range skills

[04:25:37] bang

[04:25:38] Bounty Hunter?

[04:25:55] Where's that damage vs fanatic item?

[04:25:57] It's versus Eldritch 20% increased damage versus marked and 5% increased crit versus size 2.

[04:26:24] Maybe I just wear this.

[04:26:29] Actually.

[04:26:30] Okay, we'll wear that.

[04:26:36] Oh, here we go.

[04:26:49] 25% damage versus Fnatic.

[04:26:51] Okay, done, done.

[04:26:53] Invest all where this and where's the heel

[04:27:00] All right, oh

[04:27:04] You don't possess any invitations lovely warrens

[04:27:09] Screw it go here

[04:27:13] I'm very unlikely to actually fight fanatic. I only have one fucker

[04:27:17] Actually that has the curse. We go back. Do I have a different person?

[04:27:21] I could bring houndmaster that is already on cd from darkest dungeon or maybe I

[04:27:30] just bring s-fand instead of a hound but then I can't mark oh so annoying

[04:27:36] Hassan but Hassan is complete his stress levels

[04:27:51] Fuck it bring him. Alright, maybe I can trim that or something. We'll see

[04:28:06] Where am I sure fuck I don't want to put all my trinkets where is

[04:28:18] They have ancy

[04:28:21] My god, that's why they're so cooked. You're right

[04:28:26] Well, let's bring him in

[04:28:32] Maybe I do a long run let's do a long run so I get two campfires and I can just camp relief instantly

[04:28:41] To trim that as much as possible

[04:28:43] Wait, is he not infected?

[04:28:50] Wait, he's not infected either?

[04:28:52] That was the whole point of even bringing him, what?

[04:28:56] Oh, shit, I don't have a single Houndmaster infected, fuck!

[04:29:06] who else can mark that I can bring that can stress relief I guess no one

[04:29:17] why do you want to fight them so bad just to fucking get rid of them

[04:29:22] fuck it I don't have to fight the fanatics screw it

[04:29:31] Let's do this instead.

[04:29:50] that. Okay. I'm going to do a shorter run, I guess. Provision. Move gesture quirk, remove

[04:30:19] the gestic work is the gestic work what do I have the yips that sucks actually

[04:30:31] Yeah.

[04:30:42] Imposter syndrome.

[04:30:43] Yeah, that also needs to go.

[04:30:45] Hit.

[04:31:01] Jesus fucking jumpscare.

[04:31:06] Alright, can you fix your camera angle?

[04:31:17] Uh, yeah.

[04:31:22] No fanatic.

[04:31:23] I like how I have a fanatic towel as well too, but whatever.

[04:31:27] What does this do?

[04:31:30] It gives money and loot.

[04:31:33] Okay, skip.

[04:31:34] Don't care.

[04:31:49] So could I just go through like a couple rooms here and be done and then just leave?

[04:31:57] I just fuck it, I don't care.

[04:32:08] As long as it makes the weeks actually prog.

[04:32:10] Is it two rooms?

[04:32:24] I think you get hella stressed if you leave early though.

[04:32:27] I don't know if I give a fuck.

[04:32:31] Alright, I'm gonna leave, let's see.

[04:32:36] I've read all those items too, as-

[04:32:40] Slow draw, ew.

[04:32:49] Let me see my stress.

[04:32:53] It's like nothing.

[04:32:54] Uh, okay. Medium infestation still.

[04:33:00] Okay.

[04:33:13] Yikes.

[04:33:24] God, this is annoying.

[04:33:38] How are the vibes?

[04:33:39] Boring, man.

[04:33:40] I'm trying to beat the game and it won't let me fucking fight.

[04:33:43] I'm about to just skip the courtyard.

[04:33:44] I just don't know if I care enough.

[04:33:49] Do it again.

[04:33:50] doing it again. Let me check something. Whatever. This game seems long. Now I know how to play.

[04:34:18] I understand kind of what's going on.

[04:34:22] Uhhh...

[04:34:27] It's gonna bring food for like one camp and...

[04:34:30] ...a couple torches...

[04:34:32] ...and bark.

[04:34:33] Let's go.

[04:34:48] Okay, maybe one fight here.

[04:35:06] Let's pull this bitch.

[04:35:08] Resist, of course.

[04:35:14] That is a lot of stress.

[04:35:32] Oh my god, 60 fucking 3.

[04:35:59] The enemy crumbles.

[04:36:32] No way.

[04:36:40] Fucking cock.

[04:36:42] Ugh.

[04:36:44] Oh

[04:36:55] Their formation has broken maintain the offensive

[04:37:06] Foolish horrors brought low and driven into the mud

[04:37:14] So maybe I can rest here, recover a bit, eat the foods, let's do therapy dog.

[04:37:37] Minus stress, minus stress.

[04:37:47] I'm going to do this one fight, go through the obstacle, and then I'm going to leave.

[04:37:54] And hopefully- oh my god, fuck, of course.

[04:37:59] Let's mark this target, so I can just blast him, I guess.

[04:38:12] That's crazy.

[04:38:17] Okay, oh god, whoa

[04:38:36] That's a low roll we should have been way higher

[04:38:47] The match is struck.

[04:38:57] The blazing star is born.

[04:39:08] slow death unforeseen unforgiving

[04:39:21] as victories mount so to the resistance yikes

[04:39:31] All right, now let's leave.

[04:39:40] Is that a secret room behind me?

[04:39:45] Okay, I mean, Jesus.

[04:39:47] I might as well go loot that, I guess.

[04:39:52] They don't have a key.

[04:39:59] Okay, retreat.

[04:40:12] See if that proc my infestation.

[04:40:14] Job well done.

[04:40:19] A free armor upgrade.

[04:40:21] Wow.

[04:40:22] Nice. Okay. Infestation is now high.

[04:40:27] Chilling. Love that.

[04:40:29] Alright. So maybe I do a long run, and I'm actually going to try and get some shit here.

[04:40:43] This one's long.

[04:40:52] Well, shit, I'm just gonna do a normal ass comp, I guess.

[04:40:56] That's high infestation, now I should be able to get invitations.

[04:41:25] really it um I'm just gonna bring a crazy comp and just shit on everything

[04:41:30] collect invitations and just go win I don't know double shield breakers so

[04:41:35] busted in so many ways actually fuck the warrens though

[04:41:42] shit it's the only long one I can do they're like immune to blight in the

[04:41:46] warrens oof okay fuck it maybe I go medium I don't need maybe I go short

[04:41:54] I don't need one invitation, right?

[04:42:54] I don't know, maybe, I don't know, I haven't thought that far.

[04:43:21] Okay, it's a short run, fuck it.

[04:43:48] Good enough.

[04:44:05] Don Walker is my game of the year.

[04:44:08] Really?

[04:44:09] Man, so many different opinions.

[04:44:15] Okay, I haven't played it so I don't know if I skipped that.

[04:44:22] Okay, looking for an invitation, any curios, any eggs with the little fuckers inside of

[04:44:29] it that I can burst.

[04:44:32] Nope.

[04:44:33] Nope.

[04:44:34] Nope.

[04:44:50] How many shovels do I have?

[04:44:53] Two? Surely that's enough.

[04:45:00] I feel like there's two curios I want to go check there. I bet they're eggs.

[04:45:04] Okay, that one's not.

[04:45:11] There's one.

[04:45:12] Alright.

[04:45:14] That's the invitation I needed.

[04:45:16] I mean, assuming there they are.

[04:45:18] That little fuck.

[04:45:19] That freak in the back.

[04:45:21] Done.

[04:45:22] done

[04:45:24] off

[04:45:35] okay can we not stress my fucking healer out

[04:45:39] well great

[04:45:41] k skip my turn i guess

[04:45:52] I should have just cleansed.

[04:46:16] dude holy fuck where's my audio even

[04:46:42] You fucking monkey!

[04:46:58] Fucking infected, I don't care.

[04:47:04] Alright, another crimson curse, great.

[04:47:12] Okay, invitation. I just need one. Thank you.

[04:47:17] Alright, what's the quest for all we need to do?

[04:47:22] Explore 90% of rooms.

[04:47:25] Okay, so we'll just go back and I have to fucking run around now.

[04:47:30] Leave?

[04:47:32] No, because I think I might be taking this group to the Crimson Court and...

[04:47:38] I want to reduce base stress

[04:47:43] And vulpses stop looking me Kota stop looking me

[04:47:52] Ah Kota

[04:47:57] I can lick in my wrist constantly

[04:48:08] I'm not gonna take it out on you. I'm not gonna take it out on you, but I really want

[04:48:22] to.

[04:48:23] Come on, dogs. Let's go outside. I swear to fucking God. Come on, dogs. Go.

[04:48:33] dot. Ruin has come to our family. You remember our venerable house? Opulent and imperial,

[04:48:55] gazing proudly from its door, birch above the moor. I lived all my years in that ancient

[04:49:02] rumour-shadowed manor.

[04:49:05] Patented by decadence and luxury.

[04:49:09] And yet I began to tire of conventional extravagance.

[04:49:14] Singular unsettling tales suggested the mansion itself was a gateway to some fabulous and unnameable power.

[04:49:24] With relic and ritual, I bent a great effort towards the excavation and recovery of those long-varyed secrets.

[04:49:32] Exhausting what remained of our family fortune, huh?

[04:49:36] Swarly work made them...

[04:49:38] ...stirty shovels.

[04:49:41] At last, in salt-soaked, frags beneath the lowest foundations...

[04:49:45] ...near Earth, that damnable portal of antediluvian evil.

[04:49:57] Our rivers step on subtlety ancient Earth.

[04:50:01] Okay.

[04:50:01] We're moving, we're in a realm.

[04:50:05] Alright.

[04:50:09] Doooom, campaign, back to dicks.

[04:50:14] Ah, do I keep my invitation? Does it keep my run going?

[04:50:19] Whoop!

[04:50:24] What'd you do to that poor dog out there?

[04:50:27] Dude, crazy stuff.

[04:50:28] Oh wow, mid-flight? Okay.

[04:50:31] That's my invitation, okay

[04:51:01] No way I need another one, right?

[04:51:21] Fuck it, let's get another one.

[04:51:29] Yo, crits. Sad.

[04:51:35] 42 dodge.

[04:51:40] Okay, he's dead. Easy.

[04:51:47] Fuck it. Infect me.

[04:51:59] Destroy them all.

[04:52:18] Confidence surges as the enemy crumbles.

[04:52:25] Use this momentum. Push on to the task's end.

[04:52:31] You fucking idiot.

[04:52:35] Resist to the disease on the crimson curse, so it makes sense.

[04:52:46] Explore 90% of rooms.

[04:52:50] Gotta go down all these hallways.

[04:52:56] I have two- oooh, two- another invitation, okay?

[04:53:00] I mean, fuck!

[04:53:03] I guess I'll just take that many more.

[04:53:06] Let's gain some crit.

[04:53:17] Big impale.

[04:53:20] I think they're all dead.

[04:53:38] One left.

[04:53:45] The death by inches.

[04:54:03] The slow death.

[04:54:05] Unforseen.

[04:54:06] Unforgiving.

[04:54:07] As victory is mount, so too will resistance.

[04:54:23] Wins the final boss?

[04:54:24] Well, after I clear this run I'm going to go fight the Countess, which is the final

[04:54:29] boss of the DLC.

[04:54:31] And then after that I'm immediately going to go into the darkest dungeon and fight

[04:54:35] the final boss of that. So it's back to back. Final bosses essentially. This is it. I just

[04:54:42] needed the invitations. I'm getting it. I mean, surely that's how that's going to play

[04:54:49] out, right? I've already cleared the entire court too. I'm right outside the boss room.

[04:54:57] As soon as I go back in.

[04:55:07] And then, I fucking log the fuck off.

[04:55:15] And then...

[04:55:27] The formation is broken. Maintain the offensive.

[04:55:31] The

[04:55:55] ground, quakes.

[04:55:58] I really want to heal.

[04:56:03] I don't like how low my uh, shield break is.

[04:56:08] Ugh.

[04:56:09] He's gonna die if I can do anything.

[04:56:16] Well surely he won't hit me for more than I just healed, right?

[04:56:21] Surely.

[04:56:22] Okay, plus 3 HP.

[04:56:25] And now I get to kill again.

[04:56:31] Actually maybe not.

[04:56:34] Speed?

[04:56:37] Maybe I go first?

[04:56:38] Nice!

[04:56:39] Okay.

[04:56:40] Now kill it.

[04:56:41] Fuck it, I don't care about that room, should probably just drop the keys.

[04:57:02] I don't think I need to go north, do I?

[04:57:05] It's 90% of rooms.

[04:57:09] I think I'm allowed to miss one room.

[04:57:12] The one torch?

[04:57:13] Yeah, I guess.

[04:57:16] I just, who gives a fuck?

[04:57:19] You idiot.

[04:57:39] Oh, I'm pretty strong where's these.

[04:57:57] Let's give myself speed and accuracy and crit and then big fat fucking inhale.

[04:58:07] by a big fat fucking impale. Oh, never mind, he goes. Shit.

[04:58:18] What is happening? What is their speed? How are they going? What?

[04:58:25] How are they going off my screen

[04:58:38] you worry triumphant pride precipitates a dizzy ball

[04:58:47] All

[04:58:50] Roads bring soldiers and supplies let them arrive on Harrod

[04:59:00] Penance hall is locked

[04:59:02] Transept cost minus enclosure cause I don't know if those even are

[04:59:07] Okay

[04:59:08] Stagecoach no level 3s. I don't care in arc

[04:59:12] courtyard

[04:59:13] invitation

[04:59:15] I'm taking the same fucking team

[04:59:17] I don't think I'm going to play...

[04:59:22] Actually, I can keep the crit.

[04:59:26] I'm going to drop the crit with range spells and put something else on.

[04:59:29] In fact, I'm going to wear the 25% damage.

[04:59:33] I'm good with that.

[04:59:35] Yeah.

[04:59:36] Okay.

[04:59:39] Everything else stays the same.

[04:59:41] Provision.

[04:59:42] Still embark.

[04:59:44] I have all the trinkets already equipped. Let's bring a full stack of blood.

[04:59:50] Fuck it, extra blood just in case. One stack of torches.

[04:59:55] Ah, fuck it. Stack all of it.

[05:00:04] Yup, embark. I didn't bring scales.

[05:00:08] I absolutely should have. It's like the last boss, I'm an idiot.

[05:00:14] Alright, so where did I leave off?

[05:00:19] I am currently... here, okay, so I just need to go...

[05:00:25] No, actually, fuck, I think I want to go here.

[05:00:29] Did I bring shovels?

[05:00:31] I did.

[05:00:33] If I go up, I'm pretty sure there's like a wine thing that I left.

[05:00:38] Uh, so I'm able to camp right before the boss.

[05:00:43] Yes, here we go.

[05:00:47] Here, grab this, grab campfire, backpedal.

[05:00:54] They're worldly corruption.

[05:01:14] Okay, if I just spawned...

[05:01:24] Big damn followed by big damn followed by

[05:01:33] I heal followed by big damn

[05:01:54] Okay, I'm walking, I have to go all the way down, and then up, and then up there.

[05:02:23] I can't fire when I get a little closer.

[05:02:53] I should have had that fast walking mod or something like that.

[05:03:08] I don't need the stress relief, I'm fine.

[05:03:12] I already got this secret room.

[05:03:19] All right, let's, uh, campfire here.

[05:03:49] Relief. Let's see. Accuracy and crit increase. Blight skill chance.

[05:04:00] Prott and Max HP.

[05:04:04] I do think I like that.

[05:04:11] I don't know how I feel about Blight skill chance. I don't think I care that much about that.

[05:04:19] Accuracy and dodge. All right, good enough.

[05:04:40] It's also torch for three accuracy as well.

[05:04:45] Here we go, the hallway.

[05:04:47] Can I not torch for accuracy?

[05:04:54] You did, did I?

[05:04:56] Oh, you're right, plus three accuracy. Okay, holy fuck!

[05:05:00] Jeez, no, I need-

[05:05:01] UGH!

[05:05:04] Minus six HP.

[05:05:05] I need my blood for this fight. I don't know how long this will last.

[05:05:16] Here we go. What does she look like?

[05:05:19] Shhh. Is she sized fucking 4?

[05:05:24] Okay, let's buff myself. 400 HP, 25 Dodge.

[05:05:30] I'm just gonna holy water instantly.

[05:05:35] Let's hit that.

[05:05:40] Resist?

[05:05:41] 110% blight resist?

[05:05:44] Fuck, I should have done the blight chance, bullshit.

[05:05:49] Let's heal up.

[05:05:53] Ugh!

[05:05:55] Wait, wait, wait, what is that?

[05:06:00] What is this thing on me?

[05:06:04] 30% protection. Fuck it, hit it. Resist. I'm- I'm never gonna blight her. Eugh. Okay,

[05:06:22] a lot of resistances though. That's good.

[05:06:28] WHAT IS THIS SHIT?!

[05:06:58] improvement. Are they gonna blow up? Flushed. Flushed, where's that? Minus 40% blight resist.

[05:07:10] Oh, I can blight her now, okay. Okay, this is what I should be fucking her pretty hard.

[05:07:20] What was that?

[05:07:21] Ugh.

[05:07:22] Plus 10% light resist.

[05:07:25] Massive...

[05:07:27] Ugh!

[05:07:28] What the fuck is this thing?

[05:07:31] Okay, more crit and stuff.

[05:07:34] Yeah, I think I'm just gonna start stabbing.

[05:07:37] Yup.

[05:07:38] 40% armor, I'm just gonna pen right through it.

[05:07:49] Oh, I think I'm taking damage when I move.

[05:07:54] Or something, or maybe it's just eating me? What is this shit? Eww.

[05:07:59] My healer's stunned.

[05:08:01] Oh God. Oh God.

[05:08:04] Okay, 1 HP, not good.

[05:08:06] Very bad.

[05:08:16] Just fucking hit it.

[05:08:17] Ow!

[05:08:19] Wait, that's door. The thing, like, popped. It's gone.

[05:08:28] Ugh! Okay.

[05:08:39] I'm dead.

[05:08:42] Big Dodge! I'm blinded!

[05:08:45] Okay.

[05:08:47] Healer, do something!

[05:08:52] Do I even single heal or am I going to AoE heal?

[05:08:56] Fuck it.

[05:08:58] Oh my god.

[05:09:01] Oh you psycho sick bitch.

[05:09:10] Excellent.

[05:09:15] That's a crit that I needed.

[05:09:34] This is uh not the best positioning.

[05:09:36] I keep getting screwed over here.

[05:09:39] God damn it!

[05:09:41] I'm FUCKING IDIOT!

[05:09:54] Hoooooooh!

[05:09:55] I don't know what that was, but massive dodge.

[05:09:59] Lucky me!

[05:10:01] Okay, we're gonna go ahead and cleanse this shitty debuff.

[05:10:05] And we're gonna go ahead and whatever the fuck, holy water, and we're gonna start zugging again.

[05:10:10] WHY?!

[05:10:11] hey death's door I'm debuffed again more accuracy more crit need to heal keep

[05:10:22] spamming that shit oh my fuck that's death's door it's not

[05:10:32] don't shuffle me my healer

[05:10:36] She fucking healed and she shuffled me more you ratchet whore

[05:10:44] Okay, move forward. Let's get my turn

[05:10:53] Oh my god, I'm dead. I don't think I can do this. I think I'm fucked

[05:11:06] That's Dora again.

[05:11:14] That's my final holy water.

[05:11:24] I'm dead.

[05:11:26] Okay, there's one of my damage dealers and we're 100 stress.

[05:11:33] Novak's Resolve is irrational.

[05:11:36] Okay.

[05:11:41] And my healer's in the front line and stunned.

[05:11:44] So...

[05:11:45] And I'm infected.

[05:11:53] I wish I could play the game.

[05:11:55] That'd be cool.

[05:11:56] Why are you up here, you dumb retort?

[05:12:06] Oh, it's the fucking stupid thingy.

[05:12:10] Great, my turn skipped again.

[05:12:14] You fuck!

[05:12:44] I didn't tell him to do that, but I'll take it.

[05:12:52] Excellent dodge.

[05:13:02] Bleed it!

[05:13:03] Resist.

[05:13:04] Resist.

[05:13:10] Okay.

[05:13:12] Blood and blow.

[05:13:17] Death's door not dead. Woo!

[05:13:22] 136 HP fucking cock shit fuck how much is that 3 for 4

[05:13:44] please land a single bleed oh my god it's fine

[05:13:52] 10, by the way, dead, oh dodge, blighted, still just getting fucking massacred, stunned,

[05:14:08] no healer, I'm dead.

[05:14:11] I think I'm going to hide in a single strike.

[05:14:16] 100 HP, 1 fourth.

[05:14:22] Surged at the very precipice below blivion.

[05:14:26] Cleanse this.

[05:14:29] Move forward.

[05:14:30] Please don't move forward, you dumb healer. Thank God.

[05:14:33] Heal.

[05:14:36] 88 HP.

[05:14:41] Well, this is fucking ridiculous.

[05:14:51] Oh, the first bleed of the game!

[05:15:07] first dot period actually oh yes 166 stress we're looking at a potential

[05:15:26] heart attack here oh fuck yes we refracted is that good

[05:15:32] Ignores stealth that's fuck whatever

[05:15:42] Another bleed yes

[05:15:49] That's door killer turn, please don't skip your turn you dumb retard he marked himself straight all the creep

[05:16:03] Oh it dies next turn, okay

[05:16:18] Okay, it's dead got my trinkets back love that

[05:16:26] Oh

[05:16:28] Oh my god the green key locked room

[05:16:43] huh well step one is let's go ahead and

[05:16:54] trade in some blood. Plus 5% so 25% damage and 6% crit but minus virtue chance. Is it

[05:17:09] Crock fight? Oh, I can't do that, then.

[05:17:16] I mean, shit, you guys gotta drop just about everything here.

[05:17:43] Fuck it, let's go home.

[05:17:53] Alright, well, that's one boss down.

[05:17:58] Vulp's was sacrificed for this.

[05:18:02] Ugh.

[05:18:04] I wish I brought those fucking scales. God damn it.

[05:18:24] The Garden Guardian. Huh.

[05:18:29] Well, let's go ahead and cleanse some stress.

[05:18:35] I'm gonna have to do that.

[05:18:41] So I'm gonna have to do something now.

[05:18:42] Oh, and Vicky too.

[05:18:43] No, I don't care about Vicky because she can't go dark in this dungeon.

[05:18:48] So I have to do a short run so that my two, my gesture and whatnot can cleanse.

[05:18:54] What comp should I bring?

[05:18:55] I don't know.

[05:18:57] I'm thinking like, I bring Vay.

[05:19:02] I bring, oh, Kofi's only level five, fuck.

[05:19:06] Okay, so on this run my goal is to get Kofi level six,

[05:19:10] so I can bring Kofi.

[05:19:12] And then I have a Crusader.

[05:19:15] And then I would bring Vay.

[05:19:18] And then,

[05:19:23] I would bring me as a Jester, I guess.

[05:19:25] Do I have any level six Houndmasters?

[05:19:27] And I can actually bring sort by level

[05:19:34] Myth

[05:19:39] Maybe spends maybe this is a comp

[05:19:54] That could work

[05:19:57] I guess I could bring in Babe actually, you're right, I should too.

[05:20:07] I should bring in Babe with the Houndmaster.

[05:20:15] Hmm.

[05:20:18] Hmm.

[05:20:28] Has impostor syndrome and a disease.

[05:20:43] Just get rid of this first.

[05:20:45] Whatever.

[05:20:46] Yeah, I don't know who to bring. There's a lot of options. I don't know what to do

[05:20:53] Well, let's go ahead and get a comp to go level Kofi

[05:20:58] I'd rather do a short run. Here we go complete 100% of room battles. So let's leave Kofi on

[05:21:04] Let's go here unequip all trinkets

[05:21:08] We'll bring Russell just to smack the fuck out of things

[05:21:16] And then we'll bring Patty just to shoot the fuck out of things, and then we'll bring one of my vestals just to peel the fuck out of things.

[05:21:24] And that looks good.

[05:21:28] And then...

[05:21:30] Trinket wise, where's the...

[05:21:34] Portrait?

[05:21:40] There it is.

[05:21:41] 50% increase for Resolve XP, so we power level Kofi and then...

[05:21:46] Stress recovery, Helian.

[05:21:55] Crit with melee skills. So I can actually bring Russell in too.

[05:22:05] Russell's also really good.

[05:22:16] Let's see...

[05:22:23] Because Russell's already been in the darkest dungeon, fuck I can't bring him.

[05:22:28] PING IT!

[05:22:46] Where'd my torch go?

[05:22:53] There it is.

[05:23:06] I don't need blood anymore.

[05:23:29] Okay, Mark, why are you supposed to beat the game today?

[05:23:41] Yes?

[05:23:42] That's what I'm working on.

[05:23:45] I think this is quark removal. This is big for Kofi. Let's get it. Stress eater removed. Eh.

[05:24:15] Shit, this is awkward.

[05:24:45] really this group has no answer for people with protection I just realized

[05:24:56] and there's a lot of bullshit here

[05:25:15] I guess I can put Bleed. Yeah, Halion does have a Bleed. That's true.

[05:25:21] I have the wrong spell learned. I need to take the damage thingy.

[05:25:45] 75% protection, okay, iron's gone, there we go.

[05:25:55] How the fuck?

[05:26:16] Have you seen that?

[05:26:18] It's a damage buff, you idiot.

[05:26:33] Alright, skip their turn, good fuck.

[05:26:58] What?

[05:27:22] Actually why did I even stop him?

[05:27:24] Oh, that's why.

[05:27:45] Okay, more perk removal for Kofi.

[05:27:48] Risk taker removed. Good.

[05:27:54] Waking to be spent.

[05:28:15] What are you farming? I'm just trying to level...

[05:28:19] Kofi, my crusader. That is it.

[05:28:22] It's level 5, I want to be 6. This is going to be really

[05:28:26] 8 and I forgot to take the bleed spell. So...

[05:28:32] Not ideal. Fuck, I need to swap out of my Hellion Bat.

[05:28:44] I have a lot of bandages though.

[05:28:48] Thank God.

[05:29:18] Death waits for the slightest lapse in concentration.

[05:29:37] Their formation is broken, maintain the offensive.

[05:29:54] Start cleansing this.

[05:30:12] Okay.

[05:30:19] Unfortunate.

[05:30:21] Oh, god.

[05:30:28] Ugh!

[05:30:34] Oh

[05:30:49] Please stun it

[05:31:04] 5? Okay. 90% resist. Yeah, but I have like 150% chance stun, so it's actually like 1550.

[05:31:24] I don't have a weapon.

[05:31:31] Okay.

[05:31:33] My monstrous size has no intrinsic merit, unless inordinate exaguation be considered

[05:31:40] a virtue.

[05:31:41] Let me change this.

[05:31:42] Let's drop that.

[05:31:43] Grab the bleed.

[05:31:44] Honestly, drop it.

[05:31:46] Fuck, I don't have.

[05:31:48] Okay, we'll keep breakthrough because that's shit.

[05:31:52] i didn't level anything up

[05:32:22] Jesus Christ.

[05:32:43] I just got the creeping cough on the one character I needed it to not happen on.

[05:33:13] Delays me going into the darkest dungeon just one more day.

[05:33:43] Minus 20% damage, yeah, that's just

[05:33:49] I just wanna first fucking game close

[05:34:08] Great

[05:34:13] Resisted. Love it.

[05:34:22] Dodge.

[05:34:35] This fucker's about to explode in one shot, me.

[05:34:43] Oh, and he got healed.

[05:34:50] Thank God.

[05:35:31] 75% protection. I'm not able to bleed him because he's in the front. That is so annoying.

[05:36:26] Is that it? Am I done? Yep, that should be it. Give me out.

[05:36:44] Well, unfortunately, Kofi should be 6, but now I have a disease I have to cleanse, so I can't go yet.

[05:36:56] I fear his long-standing duties here have affected him.

[05:37:02] Unless I don't go on Kofi.

[05:37:08] 20% reduced damage. Oh my god, of all the fucking diseases.

[05:37:18] Use PD to cure it, camp and quit the run.

[05:37:20] Okay, why don't I just sign him up, go queue something, and just leave.

[05:37:25] and then it's done

[05:37:31] let me see is there anyone i can fucking bring

[05:37:35] so vase healer i have a vessel i refuse to play without one

[05:37:39] especially going into a boss i've actually never seen

[05:37:44] i mean thomas is great just fucking just a lot together

[05:37:48] i mean what goes with this

[05:37:54] I could do...

[05:37:58] I mean, I guess I can play like a melee Houndmaster?

[05:38:05] I've never done that before.

[05:38:13] And then I bring in Babe.

[05:38:16] And I just start marking and smacking the fuck out of things.

[05:38:22] Fuck it.

[05:38:25] This is it.

[05:38:32] Babe has imposter syndrome?

[05:38:36] Fuck it.

[05:38:38] I'm over it, I'm actually so over it.

[05:38:54] 20% increased damage, 10% accuracy, vs marked, and 5% crit, vs size 2.

[05:39:23] I don't know if that's that good, but I will take crit on melee skills and damage on melee skills

[05:39:31] And then on houndmaster, I don't think I'm gonna be bleeding that maybe I will be

[05:39:36] actually

[05:39:38] With a jester I might bleed a bit

[05:39:48] Hmm

[05:39:53] Bounty Hunter. I have this crit.

[05:40:05] Hmm. You know what? I might play like a guard build. I really like that guard spell.

[05:40:13] Plus 20 dodge and guard an ally.

[05:40:16] So maybe I wear the 15 dodge chest and I actually just do like more of a tank build if anything.

[05:40:22] so I put on 15 Dodge chest and then where's that candle plus five Dodge and

[05:40:31] speed I think I like that um

[05:40:37] gesture there's that dumb stress relief shit could use protection 25%

[05:40:48] I'm proud I could do that.

[05:41:18] What is this, a shield breaker stuff, okay?

[05:41:40] Am I fighting on- I'm fighting Eldritch, right?

[05:41:42] I think so.

[05:42:14] Hmm.

[05:42:19] Plus 3 speed in position 1 and 20 dodge in position 1.

[05:42:31] With this team I really, I actually could play a dodge jester.

[05:42:34] Uh, let me see some spells here.

[05:42:37] No, I have to use this from the back.

[05:42:40] No, I need damage if I'm gonna be doing this guard shit.

[05:42:44] Honestly, maybe just 8 dodge and 15% max HP on my

[05:43:13] gesture. I lose a little accuracy, but I think that's fine. And then bounty hunter.

[05:43:30] Accuracy is really nice, but...

[05:43:43] Accuracy Pr- no, cuz I'm gonna be doing guard

[05:43:55] Crescendo two speed food was a damage

[05:44:04] Oh here we go, ooh, but minus 20% max HP plus 30% leaders this fuck it that's gotta be worth it

[05:44:13] Okay, let's go to blacksmith done let's go to sort by activity make sure everyone's max

[05:44:29] the fuck out we are.

[05:44:32] Am I going to be playing uppercut?

[05:44:37] Maybe I am.

[05:44:39] Okay.

[05:44:41] Okay.

[05:44:43] Okay.

[05:44:45] Okay.

[05:44:47] Okay.

[05:44:49] Okay.

[05:44:51] Okay.

[05:44:53] Okay.

[05:44:55] Okay.

[05:44:57] Okay.

[05:44:59] Okay.

[05:45:01] Okay

[05:45:14] All right, that'll do it

[05:45:21] Goes all the minus seven percent accuracy, where's minus seven percent accuracy?

[05:45:31] The box? You mean minus 7? It's minus 2.

[05:45:38] Oh, you're talking about...

[05:45:45] Oh, I have the yips. Yeah, well, truth be told, I'll be spamming blunt rotation and stress, basically.

[05:45:51] That's really all I'll be doing over here.

[05:45:53] I'm gonna take off stress relief. We're gonna get guard dog.

[05:45:57] Do I want lick wounds?

[05:45:59] I think I prefer blackjack, and I can stun the fuck out of things.

[05:46:05] Boy, no I need a mark.

[05:46:17] Hmm.

[05:46:20] Maybe I take blackjack still.

[05:46:22] It's done is really nice doesn't bounty have mark yeah but I'd rather mark for my bounty

[05:46:35] hunter and then bounty hunter has a really good time so I think I take this off I take

[05:46:41] uppercut

[05:46:53] I don't think this boss is eldritch

[05:46:55] okay well that's good to know I assumed it was

[05:46:59] that I need a different trinket don't I

[05:47:11] I mean, I'll just take this.

[05:47:19] Increase damage versus marked, and accuracy versus marked.

[05:47:23] Alright.

[05:47:25] How much damage does it do?

[05:47:36] It's like zero damage.

[05:47:37] I'm going to go upgrade the cow traps because I might end up using it.

[05:47:43] Fuck it, upgrade everything.

[05:47:45] I might use it.

[05:47:48] Alright.

[05:48:05] I don't need blood.

[05:48:06] I'm gonna bring all the torches all the food

[05:48:14] Two of those I mean it's fucking everything

[05:48:20] Embark oh god

[05:48:27] I've got eight fucking thingies

[05:48:30] Hello?

[05:48:37] What the fuck?

[05:48:46] In all my terrible researches, what I thought was a glimpse behind the veil, a crumb of

[05:48:54] cosmic truth.

[05:48:56] I found it here and in that moment of brain-blasting realization I ceased to be a man and

[05:49:07] Became a herald

[05:49:10] an avatar of the crawling chaos is he the fucking thing?

[05:49:24] Oh shit

[05:49:26] Life feeds on life.

[05:49:35] In your petty pursuit of family redemption, you consume those who rallied to your cause

[05:49:42] and in so doing, you strengthen the thing accelerating the end.

[05:49:49] This is as it should be.

[05:49:52] It is why you are here.

[05:49:54] I never upgraded guard dog.

[05:49:57] No I did. I did. I'm stupid. Okay, just number two was under it

[05:50:06] That's just what about to fucking freak me out

[05:50:18] We are chained here forever you and I at the end of the world

[05:50:24] Free yourself. Rouse the thing and embrace the ineffable cosmic hideousness that lives within us all.

[05:50:34] I think I'll take this mark just for minus 20% Prott.

[05:50:52] What does this do?

[05:50:54] I thought it does minus Prott too.

[05:50:57] Motherfuck.

[05:50:58] I'll keep uppercut.

[05:51:03] You still foolishly consider yourself an entity separate from the whole.

[05:51:18] I know better than you.

[05:51:20] What the f***ing, I have no A.V.

[05:51:23] I will show you.

[05:51:27] Let's start buffing this one.

[05:51:48] Okay, I'm dodging here.

[05:51:50] Okay, I guess I'm gonna start doing damage then.

[05:51:58] Maybe I just keep stunning.

[05:52:02] 80% protection.

[05:52:11] 70%.

[05:52:12] But is he the real 5 HP?

[05:52:18] I'm so confused.

[05:52:21] Immune.

[05:52:36] It's fucking immune.

[05:52:38] So I guess I killed the adds?

[05:52:48] He's just immune to everything. Yeah, I don't know.

[05:52:55] Okay, just making sure he is just immune to everything.

[05:53:00] Huh, fuck. What?

[05:53:04] Okay, single target might be the play here.

[05:53:11] Am I not guarding anymore? What is happening?

[05:53:18] Hello?

[05:53:19] Okay, we're moving this guy.

[05:53:28] Okay, we're moving this guy.

[05:53:57] I don't think I cleanse this. I think I just keep doing damage here. I don't think I'm

[05:54:23] I see the a we get these bleeds taking on these fucks

[05:54:49] Oh my god

[05:54:53] Thank God I dodged this, okay.

[05:54:58] I'll dodging in please.

[05:55:01] Fuck.

[05:55:03] 76 stress, this is bad.

[05:55:05] Oh my God, this is bad.

[05:55:16] Okay, numbers.

[05:55:18] 3 HP.

[05:55:20] I'm going to start cleansing this.

[05:55:31] Fuck it, remove.

[05:55:35] Okay.

[05:55:39] Oh, he took one damage from that.

[05:55:41] Okay.

[05:55:42] Start garring now.

[05:55:45] So he's going to make another one.

[05:55:50] That landed, unfortunately, okay.

[05:56:00] I guess she's going to fit in one more round, so AoE maybe.

[05:56:18] more stress relief.

[05:56:19] Okay.

[05:56:20] The guy's to bleed on its turn, don't get healed please.

[05:56:25] Please die, don't heal at all, I should've killed him.

[05:56:38] Okay.

[05:56:39] And the guard did run out, oh my god, 7-Stress.

[05:57:09] I don't know if I want to kill too many at a time, I feel like they're more dangerous when they're all like, crazy looking, so I'm trying to do maybe one at a time situation here.

[05:57:24] I need to stop doing everything I'm doing.

[05:57:39] Fuck.

[05:57:56] Don't stun me.

[05:58:05] Yeah, I think I'm just gonna start bounty huntering, just smacking the fuck out of things while

[05:58:17] I recover, dodge it.

[05:58:27] It's dodge, stress recover, heal, and bounty hunter just gonna smack.

[05:58:35] Okay, remove one.

[05:58:45] Okay, we summon another.

[05:58:58] That's fine.

[05:59:01] Two more stress recovery here

[05:59:08] That's crazy

[05:59:14] Should I kill it yeah, I'm not gonna guard here

[05:59:23] This is why I wanted to guard fucking God

[05:59:31] Eww, that thing is ugly.

[05:59:43] That's not good!

[05:59:47] Mmmmm, my god.

[05:59:53] Oh my god!

[05:59:55] Okay, guard.

[06:00:01] Stress reduction, let's just trim that.

[06:00:04] A-stab.

[06:00:05] Okay, remove one.

[06:00:44] I didn't know this dodge only lasts for one turn, now I know.

[06:00:57] I don't need to heal really, maybe I can finish the boss. Gross.

[06:01:14] It's fine.

[06:01:24] Okay, remove.

[06:01:38] Damn. This is insane amounts of dodges going in. I am slowly getting my shit down.

[06:02:24] Let's try to lower it.

[06:02:29] Okay.

[06:02:33] Let's give myself some crit and accuracy.

[06:02:49] Come mark this guy.

[06:02:51] That's one shot him.

[06:02:58] Okay.

[06:02:59] Let's block again, start creding, let's just start zugging here I think.

[06:03:27] I can't fight my tempo.

[06:03:34] Okay.

[06:03:37] Um, I can't fight my tempo.

[06:03:44] Okay, um, not a fan of how low my shit's getting.

[06:04:10] There has to be another phase after this.

[06:04:27] There's no way this is it.

[06:04:35] Okay.

[06:04:42] Fuck, I shouldn't have done that, maybe I can kill it on healer.

[06:05:02] Okay.

[06:05:08] But I should kill the other one. What am I doing?

[06:05:15] Oh, I'm stupid as fuck.

[06:05:18] Oh, I'm so dumb.

[06:05:21] Thank God.

[06:05:26] Okay, sure.

[06:05:28] This works.

[06:05:29] Dead? Zero health?

[06:05:34] Uh...

[06:05:39] Oh.

[06:05:44] Why?

[06:05:59] 999 Dodge.

[06:06:05] It's just like absolute nothingness.

[06:06:10] Okay, I guess we're gonna pull this guy. Maybe I can come hither.

[06:06:17] See how he movers this? Zero move. Oh, hello.

[06:06:21] Good morning, Star Shine.

[06:06:29] Fuck. He's not marked, but let's just take the head.

[06:06:37] Okay, now we're marking.

[06:06:45] Maybe I stun him?

[06:06:50] Fuck.

[06:06:52] Okay. Let's dog treat.

[06:06:56] Keep them. Followed by...

[06:07:03] What's the fuck, me?

[06:07:06] Followed by even bigger damn? Maybe not.

[06:07:13] That sounded awful. I'm glad I resisted.

[06:07:16] That didn't crit, but I'll take it.

[06:07:21] Maybe stun?

[06:07:23] Yes! Okay, here we go.

[06:07:25] Oh, this is a fat fucking turn.

[06:07:27] Hey, what?!

[06:07:46] Okay, turn is skipped.

[06:07:51] I saw a dog tree going, I do.

[06:07:55] hello can I crit something I've got plus fucking a thousand crits thank you

[06:08:10] fuck he's gonna get a turn

[06:08:15] I'm dodging there's gotta be more

[06:08:25] The flesh is immortal. It is undying.

[06:08:32] 181 for 80 HP.

[06:08:34] Take two hideous of form.

[06:08:38] Okay, we mark it.

[06:08:43] That's sucking.

[06:08:46] I'm fully buffed up with Omega Crit.

[06:08:49] So...

[06:08:52] Please let me beat this shit.

[06:08:54] non-crit

[06:09:00] Feel like it's the DPS phase. Oh, oh this hurts

[06:09:24] No!

[06:09:54] How long does this fucking take?

[06:10:21] It's a lot of light. I'm dealing with this.

[06:10:23] Re-buff myself to create it.

[06:10:24] I skipped my turn again. I swear to God.

[06:10:27] He's marked for one more turn. Thank you.

[06:10:30] God!

[06:10:38] What?

[06:10:43] Did I fail the DPS check?

[06:10:51] I'm not a destroyer.

[06:10:57] He's still marked.

[06:11:00] Yes!

[06:11:02] Starting off strong.

[06:11:09] Come unto your maker.

[06:11:12] What?

[06:11:51] I'm just gonna spam the fucking pound harry and just bleed this freak.

[06:12:17] Fuck it, we zerk.

[06:12:43] No. Wait. Shell? Wait, do I have to choose? Oh my God, I choose. Okay, no healer. I'm

[06:13:10] Unstunned.

[06:13:13] I just got a rack of bleed.

[06:13:20] I think I'm finally dies to bleed, right?

[06:13:33] Hello?

[06:13:34] Big block?

[06:14:06] Oh fuck.

[06:14:12] He's dead, right?

[06:14:15] He should just be dead.

[06:14:17] I didn't think I'd have to fucking sack characters and change from it, and I didn't know I fucking

[06:14:38] selected my only DPS.

[06:15:08] Watch from this fragile shell of earth and rock, and bring our inescapable end.

[06:15:17] So seek solace, none befitting your lineage, and take up your new Detroit vigil.

[06:15:26] Haunted forever by that sickening pose, echoing with the imprenetable and nestled

[06:15:31] This makes a lot of time.

[06:15:38] Ruin has come to my family.

[06:15:47] Cinnamon. Okay? I beat it.

[06:15:51] Said I beat it? I beat it. It took way too long.

[06:15:58] Week 91. When you play on the hardest difficulty, how long do you have?

[06:16:08] Oh wait.

[06:16:12] A hundred weeks? Oh wow.

[06:16:17] Okay, so I was- I thought it was like fucking 40.

[06:16:21] Really? I mean I know Blood Moon's way harder because like more prints and monsters are scarier blah blah blah. I thought it was way less.

[06:16:29] Alright.