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MODDED Eldrin Ring Reforged and Seamless Co-OP w/ babe max difficulty settings not intended for only 2 ppl for max pain !podcast !gamersupps
09-06-2026 · 14h 15m
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All right.
Yo, everybody, hello, good morning.
All right, soda 2020 is what?
Valley. Yes, yes, starting Valley. No, Elden Ring continuing. I'm basically just going to grind this
out, or we're going to grind this out for quite a while. All the way up till BlizzCon probably.
So it is what it is. I'm having fun. She's having fun. That's good. Until the new year.
How long till this year is over?
How long is that? Isn't BlizzCon in six days?
It's pretty fucking soon.
You're gonna do it two more times and then ditch until BlizzCon?
I thought about that. You're smart. How'd you know?
I might. We'll see.
But right now, I'm not thinking about that. Just queuing out a ring.
Vicky ordered food and she asked me to stall until the food gets here and we get to eat.
So I get to stall for a little bit. That's exciting. No pixel after BlizzCon. Maybe. We'll see.
Depends on what all is going on afterwards.
Or Okan Tower, I could Okan Tower.
I was watching this video, this is some stall content, so I did an interview with Savix
the other day.
He's trying to kind of interview all of WoW's creators, I guess.
I think he did one with Zaryu, he's done one with Ampy.
He did one with a Joker as well, I haven't gotten to watch that one.
I saw a bit of Zaryu's, I did not see any of Ampy's.
I think this, yeah, it was released nine hours ago.
I mean, I might trim through it a little bit
Unless there's more entertaining stuff, this is just entertaining than me
Cause I'm a wow freak
What does this have to do?
Order Automatica
Oh god
What is this shit?
It's a ritual, it's an auto-battler
many times, discovered many secrets of the game.
I mean, I don't really get what's happening. How do they attack? What's the...
What are the reviews on this?
Positive. Posted in September 4th? Oh.
So it's not really picking up a lot of traction.
Instead I'm playing Elden Ring, man. I don't know. I'm not really looking at other games right now.
I have wet people or I hate wet people.
Four annoying things dry people say.
Coca-Cola! Coca-co-
One. Why are you wet?
This one's kind of like a gimme. This is like, war life should be an honorable mention, but
But like if someone's just asking you why you're wet,
obviously just trying to rage bait you.
So that's like low key point zero, right?
Two, can you put a towel down?
This one is like, I never even really got this one.
Like this could be like when you're like getting on the couch
or you're gonna go sit in the car.
They're like, can you put a towel down?
I'm afraid you're gonna get this thing wet.
It's like news flash pal, I'm wet.
Like all this stuff is gonna get wet
And honestly, you should just get used to us being in these spaces.
And that's what I never really got about dry people,
is that it's like whenever we're in dry space,
is there like a fray that we're going to get stuff wet?
Like what's wrong with being wet?
Number three, do you want to go to the beach?
This one is like, I kind of get why they think
we might want to being that there's water there and all.
But the thing, if you think about it, I'm wet.
This is just for all the dry people.
Just like a little people.
Like if we're at the beach, right,
and there's sand all over me,
and I'm getting sand all that's sticking to me,
I don't want to be like the friend who's too woke,
but that's an accessibility concern,
you know what I mean?
Last but not least, number four.
I think it might rain.
Like, dog whistle much?
What would be wrong with that?
Like yeah, then you'd get wet.
Yeah, big deal, pal.
I did watch a video on Warhammer
that I thought was very interesting.
I don't really know the Warhammer, this one.
Your life as a Necron.
Have y'all ever seen these videos?
Seven months ago?
I thought they were pretty fun.
No, do the Rented Wife?
Yes, yes.
You were born with the...
I don't know Warhammer lore that much. I kind of know surface level stuff, but I find it very interesting because of how in-depth it is.
I just think it's cool. And I thought this was interesting to kind of learn about Necrons.
1.8 million views. Is that...
Is that not a lot or is that a lot?
Dead sentence.
There you go.
The countdown timer kind. Complete with radiation poisoning.
Watch this.
Welcome to life as a Necronter.
30 years if you were lucky. 40 if you were exceptional. 50 if the universe owed you a favor.
Why? Your son hated you. Radiation poured off it like a cosmic middle finger.
Lesions by puberty. Brittle bones by your teens, coughing a blood by 16.
You know the math. Everyone did. You'd be dead before your parents' tomb finished settling.
And yet, you met her at a memorial. Because that's where Nekronterra met people.
Funerals, tomb dedications. The occasional, my uncle lasted 40 years celebration.
She laughed at something you said. You don't remember what? You remember the laugh.
You got married knowing you'd both be dead in 20 years.
Had a daughter knowing she'd inherit the same countdown.
Did it anyway?
Because what's the alternative?
Die alone or pointless?
At least this way the short time meant something.
Your daughter was 6 now.
You were 27.
Your wife called you old man as a joke.
That's crazy.
32.
Some nights your daughter climbed into your lap while you sat on the roof
watching the stars that were killing you.
She asked why the sky was so pretty if it made everyone sick.
You said you didn't know.
She said that seemed unfair.
Smart kid.
She'd start coughing last month, just a little, just sometimes, you pretended not to notice.
Your wife, a minor noble like you, held your hand through your fevers.
Your brother worked the forges, made beautiful things with shaking hands.
Said if he was going to die young, at least he'd leave something behind.
Your sister kept family records, tracked everyone's early debts like baseball stats.
Someone had to remember.
Your home world had two types of buildings, houses for the living,
toons for the dead.
The toons were bigger.
You'd spent three years building yours, added a wing for your daughter, for later.
Normal stuff your people got really good at technology out of spite build starships develop self-repairing living metal
Mastered stasis still couldn't fix the radiation problem. So you spread out colonization
Maybe find stars that weren't actively murderous
That's when your scouts found the old ones ancient aliens immortal
Psychic god wizards who've been thriving for millions of years that's a fucking out of you
They have the power to cure your kind at rich a biology grant eternal life, but they said no
Why? Well, nobody knows.
You never got a clear answer, but what you did know was that they could have helped you,
and that was enough.
The Envy curdled into hatred, hatred into war, so your leadership declared war.
But spite doesn't win wars.
The old ones had reality-bending psychic powers and wormhole networks.
You had advanced tech and rage.
Your brother got conscripted.
Six months later, his ship got erased.
Portal opened inside the hull.
Your sister carved his name into the family tomb.
She was coughing blood now too.
Dwarves dragged on.
More fleets lost.
More names carved.
Your sister joined the archives of the death.
Then your scientist found something.
The Catan.
Star gods.
Pure energy beings that fed on stellar radiation.
They wanted physical bodies.
Your people could build them.
So they offered you a deal.
If you build them bodies, then they would help you win the war and also make you immortal.
Your ruler, the silent king, accepted.
So the katan began conducting biotransference.
This process is when your biological body gets destroyed and then your consciousness
gets re-uploaded into a metal frame.
As a result, you wake up immortal, in a body that can't be killed.
Simple, clean, permanent.
One prophet warned the math din out of it, but nobody wanted to hear it.
In everyone's defense, when someone offers immortality and your alternative is dying
at 30, you don't read the fine print.
Biotransference was mandatory, and your body's quality depended on your rank.
My nobility got the best shells, near complete preservation.
Mid-tier got functional consciousness, everyone else got whatever was left.
That's some black mirror type shit.
Mid-tier nobles.
The night before you held your daughter, tried to memorize her laugh.
What warmth felt like.
The facility was enormous, thousands lined up.
Your turn.
You picked up your daughter, your wife took your hand.
Together you entered the chamber.
You thought?
Finally, she'll have time.
You thought?
We're saved.
When the machine started, you felt something inside you tear away, something you didn't
know you had, then nothing.
Black.
Then you woke up.
You looked down.
Metal, skeletal frame of necrodermis, living metal that repaired itself.
Glowing green optics, a Gauss weapon, atomic dissolution gun, built into your arm.
You looked for your family, found two metal bodies nearby, one small.
She moved, turned towards you.
Green optics flickered, recognition protocols fired, then nothing.
Just automated responses.
Your daughter wasn't sleeping or confused, she was gone.
Your wife?
Immortal class like you.
Her optics flickered, recognition protocols fired, then nothing.
She walked away.
Your bond existed? Deleted. You tried to feel the horror. The memory of the horror existed.
The feeling didn't. Since your family was made to your nobility, you and your wife got
made to your bodies. Enough preservation to remember. Not enough to feel. Your daughter?
She was young. Small. Unimportant to the hierarchy. She got a warrior chassis. Basic programming.
No memories. No awareness. No her. 720P about potential. They cared about rank. Order's
came report for combat your body moved automatically protocols thousands of
metal bodies information most empty like your daughter warriors basic
consciousness follow orders fight repeat but you got to remember everything
you lost war started immediately war in heaven part 2 it
implodes you to an old one world orders advance eliminate resistance you
advanced the old one seven shot at you plasma lasers you walk through it
Necrodermis self-repair. You raise your gasp for your fight.
Was it actually self-repair like that? I didn't know that was a thing.
Stripped away, had a fucking bust, and screamed.
The first camping lasted three years.
How do you even kill it then?
No food, no rest. Just fight, repair, fight.
The old ones fell. You tore through their empire, but you felt nothing.
Victory tasted like nothing because you had no taste.
Then you figured it out.
My transfers hadn't just transferred consciousness, it separated consciousness from soul.
Get the first, fed the second to the katana.
Those star gods ate the part of you that made you more than a calculator with a gun.
You would have to damage a recall protocol sets in, so in the actual gameplay, so in a legitimate board game.
What are the actual mechanics?
Like what are the mechanics of the fact that they self heal?
and tabletop when they die they have to roll dice to live or die okay so
basically when you die you roll a dice and wow that's fucking really if you
roll over x you just get revived interesting okay so you can just get
one shot everyone figured it out too late I mean we're not gonna line up with
actual game series getting drunk on your species souls then they started
demanding more, more worlds, more death, more feeding.
The Silent King realized you traded one master for worse ones.
New orders, kill the gods.
Your platoon helped corner one.
It warped reality, killed soldiers by racing them from existence.
You shot it anyway.
It fell.
You couldn't actually kill them.
They were energy beings.
But you could shatter them.
Trap the pieces in prisons.
You should have felt vindicated.
But you felt nothing.
The Silent King's broadcast.
The war is won.
The old ones are gone, the katana are contained, we are free.
Free.
Right.
Exordered sleep.
Why?
The galaxy was wrecked, the aldar, psychic species, the old ones are created, we're grown stronger.
Your kind was too damaged, too diminished, too hollow to fight another war.
So the silent king ordered the great sleep.
Hibernate in two worlds, let the younger species rise, fight, and exhaust themselves.
Wake up when they're weak.
He destroyed his command codes, exiled himself and the old exhaust themselves.
wake up when they're weak. He destroyed his command-
How to delete my command codes.
And codes. Exiled himself into the void, carrying 60 billion souls worth of guilt. The rest
of you, 60 million years in Stasis. They loaded you into tomb ships, Stasis chambers.
Your daughter was somewhere in this army. Maybe one nearby unit was your daughter. You'd
never know. You lie down, systems are powering off. You thought, maybe when I wake up, this
will make sense. The stasis field activated and everything went black.
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no sense of duration. For the galaxy, everything, 60 million years past. The Eldor Rose built a
galaxy-spanning empire got really into art and excess, eventually birthed a chaos god through sheer
hedonistic overachievement. That collapsed spectacularly. Humanity discovered fire,
and warp travel then had to ruin both. Orcs spread like a galactic fungal infection of guns.
So all of that took place before like every other faction in Warhammer even existed.
Interesting. Okay.
They're all...
You didn't.
Disexisted in a metal coffin underground.
Occasionally, your two worlds shook.
Tectonic shifts.
New species discovering what was buried,
picking at the wrong place.
Indiana Jones.
Candle-Tex scarabs.
Little repair robots.
Scuddle through corridors,
patching hull breaches.
Maintaining life support for unliving things.
Keeping the tune functional.
Then something changed.
A massive impact.
Seismic.
Close.
Really close.
Your systems flickered, emergency protocols triggered, revival sequence initiated without authorization.
You woke up early.
This was a problem.
It might have been Eldar purged fleet or just a tectonic drift.
The logs were too corrupted to tell.
It didn't matter.
Damage was damage.
Your end diagnostics, your engrammic matrix, the computer storing your consciousness was corrupted.
Data fragmentation, like dropping a hard drive.
You remember being a concierge, the radiation sickness, the war, having a family, having
a daughter.
Wait, what was your name?
You searched your memory banks, found the file, it was corrupted, blank data what your
name should be.
Your wife's name?
Same thing, deleted.
Your brother?
Sister?
Just empty space in the record.
Your homeworld's designation?
Inaccessible data.
You tried to feel panic about losing your family's names.
Nothing, still no emotions.
Just the intellectual recognition that you should be panicking.
Around you, other necrons were waking up.
Most moved normally, ran diagnostics, waited for orders.
Others didn't.
One warrior unit was scratching at its own chest, repetitive, obsessive, trying to peel
back the metal like it was skinned.
It brushed past you.
Flare virus, it cursed, the dying scream of a katane called Londegor.
When Yorkheim killed it during the rebellion, it cursed its killers with eternal hunger
for the flesh they'd lost.
The infected couldn't stop wanting to be organic again, usually ended with them wearing
other people's skin as a sad substitute.
Another unit stood perfectly still.
Its optics glowed brighter and brighter.
Then it started firing its gas flare at everything.
That's the destroyer cult.
These necrons looked at eternal life without purpose and made a choice.
If they couldn't die, they'd kill everything else, including themselves.
Especially themselves.
The math didn't work, but they kept trying.
Then something fades through the wall.
Cannoptek Wraiths.
The body constructs built before the Great Sleep programmed a maintained tomb integrity.
They drifted toward the corrupted units, Gauss Beams, the Flare Dropped, the Destroyer Dropped,
Standard Quarantine Procedure.
You check your own systems, Matrix Damage but Stable, Emotional Capacity still zero,
Memory's fragmented but present.
You were functional, technically.
The tomb's central processor broadcasts across all frequencies, Critical Damage, Insufficient
Forces, Returned Stasis.
Your body complied before you finished processing the command.
Hard code of protocols.
Back to the alcove.
Back to sleep.
The second awakening schedule.
Professional.
Systems online.
Welcome to the 41st millennia.
So that's better!
You ran out of optics.
Memory check.
Necrons, your existence.
Fragments.
Family.
Yes.
Names corrupted.
Faces gone.
Daughters laugh.
Static.
Biotransference.
Crystal clear.
Trauma always survives.
You're Farron, the supreme lord of your entire clan broadcast across all three
Frequencies standard speech the galaxy belong to your kind ones time to take it back
Somewhere out there the silent king had returned now. He wanted unity leadership forgiveness, baby
Not every dynasty agreed some fairies ignored his calls others openly defied him
60 million years of independence that a major kind stubborn your dynasty they chose to listen for now
You didn't have the capacity to carry their way his protocols
Then orders came, reclaimed territory, eliminate-
So, before it was talking about how there's three different, like, versions, he ended
up his mid-tier, the daughter was like low-tier.
What does high-tier have?
They just remember and know everything?
They have individual thoughts?
That's how it's- they thought it was going to go for everyone, but it didn't.
Is that essentially it?
Okay, so they thought that's how it would go for everyone.
Alright.
Oh, look at this!
These guys are recognizable.
Wet. You looked at it longer than tactical analysis required.
You fired again.
Back of the tomb a cryptic, one of the techno specialist rand diagnostics on your platoon.
Stopped at you.
And Grand McMatrix Corruption 67% accelerating translation your memory was dying again at 70% the tomb systems or a local cryptic would wipe what remained reset you to baseline warrior
No consciousness no memories no suffering part of you wanted that between deployments
I gave dying a chance to walk into a plasma core calculated the damage threshold
Exceeded it your body teleported back automatically resurrection protocols standard feature
You woke up in the repair bay, fully functional, fully trapped.
Even death wasn't an exit.
New orders, next deployment in six hours.
You join formation, again.
You raise your gas flyer, check the charge, another deployment, another sentry, another
me-
Error.
Error.
Error.
Your hand twitched, unprompted.
Your hand diagnostics, the result came back wrong.
Flare virus detected.
The flares curse.
The repair protocols have been fighting it for centuries.
Divine curses don't care about firewalls.
Your hand twitched again.
You looked at it.
The metal fingers were scratching at your chassis.
Repetitive or obsessive.
By trying to find skin underneath.
You'd seen infected units dragging bodies.
Draping themselves in meat.
Becoming monsters even by Necron standards.
Oh my god.
Quarantine protocol was simple.
Termination.
You should report yourself.
Hi there.
It looks like you've encountered some infected Necrons.
Would you like to help exterminating your colleagues?
Oh, it seems you're infected too. Well, well, well, you know what your friend Clippy thinks about it.
He didn't.
Because for the first time in 60 million years you've felt something.
Want.
After eons of nothing, even broken wanting felt like relief.
You wanted to feel things again. Wanted your daughter's name back.
Wanted to remember your wife's face. The real one. Flesh and warmth and life.
The virus promised you you could have it.
You fucking eyeballing her.
Just take it from someone else.
You knew it was lies. Wearing skin wouldn't make you alive.
You wanted it anyway.
Back to the tomb for squad notice. Of course they are alert. Flare contamination detected.
Unit compromised. Quarantine protocol initiated. They moved to surround you. Gauss flare is raised.
You should surrender. Let them end it. Instead you ran. Protocols screaming. Logic collapsing.
Find flesh. Take flesh. Become flesh. You fought three warriors before they cornered you in a maintenance corridor.
The quarantine team arrived. Six units. Professional efficient.
One of them was your wife.
She raised your gas flare, optics locked on you, targeting systems engaged.
She recognized you.
You knew she did.
You looked at her at the metal face that used to be someone you loved.
My wife?
Somewhere in your corrupted memory banks a fragment surfaced.
Not her name.
That was gone.
But her face, the real one, from before.
Smiling.
Aligned.
Looking at you like you mattered.
The Flare virus screamed at you to charge.
Take her, wear her, feel something.
You stopped.
Lord your arms, the virus howled.
Your protocols demanded survival.
You refused because you remembered loving her.
Even if you couldn't feel it anymore.
You waited for her shot, it didn't come.
No face-up protocol, flares don't get resurrection, too dangerous to bring back.
You fell your necrodermis dissolve, atom by atom.
Finally, your last thought wasn't profound.
Just a fragment of your laugh, a child's voice.
Why the sky was so pretty
It's fucked up can anyone clean up the mess in corridor f21 g9
It's starting to look like an orc camping. That's the only one I saw but I thought it was pretty cool to explain lore ish
I learned a little bit about necrons. Can you check discord?
Can you play this until vey is ready?
concubine
Now
Is this a porn game can I watch this trailer on stream because I don't know if it doesn't look like I can
He said there's no nudity in the trailer, okay, let's see this incredible game
Oh god.
Oh wow, we've got gear.
No way.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
It's an boss fight?
Oh wow, the core.
Huh? I thought I heard Vicky on me.
Modded Skyrim's better. Are we sure about that? I don't know. This game seems like it has it all.
Let's see some comments. Here we go.
Positive. Six hot girls to customize. Play, dress, and pose. Gameplay is well above average and fun.
Surprisingly high visual quality. Environment art is really impressive. A lot of character customization options.
Height slider, please. Sexy equipment sets. More variety, please.
Level designs are good. Minus the island catacombs. That one is too small.
Free pose mode is, well, let's say, very inspiring and naughty.
Negative. Some random stutter at the palace. Some trash and PCs have very high HP.
Low loot drop rate at low levels. Hit reactions and sounds are weak.
Loot chests are very rare. No treasure chests. This guy actually played the game.
He's got nine hours. He played three hours by the time he reviewed it.
We played an extra six hours afterwards
Overall, I'm satisfied with this early access gem. It has a unique concept
exceptional visuals and great fan service features and a huge potential
Wow
Finally an actually entertaining game to play no endless dialogues just a short tutorial
Grab your weapons and jump straight into the adventure simple fun and doesn't make you overthink anything
Also, the girls look pretty damn good. Add some jiggle physics to the butts and they'll be even better
Oh shit
These guys are jacking off like mid review one of the hottest character customizations
I've ever seen. It's been more than an hour in character creator. Better than most triple
A's. Would love a height slider. Some performance hiccups here and there. Nothing serious for
early access. Delivers on its promise for the price. Needs a steam page redo. Actual
game looks better than the screens here. Well, sick.
Oh, alright. Love that. So I will not be playing this game. I'm good.
All these reviews are made with post-nut clarity.
I mean, pre-nut clarity.
What?
What?
I'm not gonna fucking play it.
I'm not gonna- I'm getting an elder ring soon.
Can you watch this?
Why the fuck is Northern lying here?
This is a crazy start, okay?
That's a hunter, it's a predator.
I'm in a lot of trouble, okay?
Like we're fighting.
I think I probably escaped with some injuries, maybe some bad ones.
It could be a 50-50.
There's at least a chance.
I think I probably win.
I get that they're really spiky.
I'm not saying it wouldn't hurt.
Let's assume that for the sake of argument,
it's not one of the ones that just kills you
with poison instantly, in which case,
why would we even have it on the tier list?
He's done.
I'm rinsing him, I'm sorry.
Is it one in a thousand that it could be me?
Sure, maybe it's one in a thousand.
You could just pick them up and toss them
against the wall or something.
Not even close, that's an easy dub.
I don't think it's got the,
I don't think it has the tools in its toolbox
to take me out.
It has armor and the horn.
There's no weakness.
I can't do anything against it.
So it's like trying to kill a boulder.
I have no damage.
I don't even know how I would do it.
This is hard to catch.
But once I catch him, it's over.
Like, no disrespect.
But they can't even be motivated to procreate,
to keep their species going.
So at some point, I'm going to catch him, and then it's over.
Can't you literally just grab it,
and then like just squeeze your fist
but unless he he bites me uh... like on my tummy
and then burrows inside of me it's over it's like trying to kill the the liquid
metal terminator from t two like the just doesn't just reassembled itself i
could serve
i didn't even yet as a good comparison is like terminator two liquid metal
that's how these neck runs are
okay
cool around it dark soul style there's at least a shot it's fast
it's powerful it's
like stealthy like this this is an apex predator as a number of incredibly
gross ways it could they could destroy me latch on my face like uh... like a
face auger strangle me with his tentacles this guy
notion of the house of the city
maybe if they picked like a champion idea a little more scared but this guy
do not compare me with him
i have a one hundred and two iq okay
it's a
the shit
What was he actually talking about?
Was he actually talking about Warhammer?
Animals?
Animals I can beat and tearless and so much is pain.
Why so funny?
Oh shit.
of tombs to entertain dead people and those tombs lay beneath some of the
most recognizable not to mention pointiest buildings in history. I'm
talking about the pyramids. Looking at the pyramids today it's impossible not to
be struck by the thought that they're basically big triangles with a sort of
square arse. There's probably a word for that shape but literally no one knows
what it might be. It's one of the many timeless mysteries of the pyramids.
Lower pyramids that shape, is it to stop homeless people sleeping on them?
I don't think they had many homeless people in ancient Egypt.
Oh do they not?
No, no, people looked after each other I think and helped each other.
Right, I suppose it's good with rain as well because it'll just roll off.
How did Egyptians build the pyramids?
Did this start at the top and work down or start at the bottom and work up?
They had to start at the bottom and work up because it was impossible to start at the top and work down.
The Egyptians believed the most significant thing you could do in your life was die and the more important you were the more complicated your death had to be
Egyptian kings were known as pharaohs and when they died they'd get turned into mummies of Scooby-Doo fame
The Egyptians were obsessed with dead people weren't they? But they're all dead themselves now so do you think they still feel that way?
The interstitutors weren't obsessed with dead people but actually were obsessed with life.
They wanted to be alive and they wanted to make sure that when they died they came alive again
and that's why they did mummification.
So how did they mummify people?
Talk me through the process.
You'd get your dead body and you'd lay it out on a table and then you'd wash it
and then you'd start by removing the brain and then they would cut open down the middle of the body
And they would take out anything that they thought would rot and then they would cover it in salt
So everything and then they would wrap it in bandages and then that would be a mummy
So the kind of spa treatment that the one of Paltrow has on a weekly basis
Has a mummy ever ridden a bicycle?
Not that I know of, no, but the ancient Egyptians didn't have bicycles
They didn't even have roads so they couldn't have a bicycle because they couldn't ride a bicycle
I don't know why I asked that
I just can't think of anything else to say.
He's so stupid.
More of conk? I mean...
I've seen. It's fine. That's okay.
Food phonics for kids. You linked at a certain time link.
On my nose, not in my mouth
Cran-
That's the thing.
We're gonna pause that, we'll go to the next one.
Ha ha ha, so crazy time stamp.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
What did you find out at Dover?
Well, I saw a lot of stuff most of it from Germany.
Of these blokes, all going in through the back doors.
He's absolutely right.
I've been to Germany and experienced it myself.
Respect?
I remember one time, but these two huge African men
who managed to squeeze themselves into this tiny box.
How long was they in there for?
15 hours. It was incredibly emotional.
Must have hurt, what?
Still does.
Sorry.
So, John, what are we going to do about these asylum seats?
Well, we can't just let them all in, cripple the economy.
Oh, shit.
Ah, yes, Annie.
Let's think about this, right?
That's Thailand.
You're right.
What is the main thing we ain't got enough of in this country?
Hospitals.
No.
Libraries?
Yeah, yeah.
We ain't got enough fit women.
This is fucking stupid.
Dumbledore's next to him?
Yeah, the fucking OGs.
More Warhammer.
Again, I'm just stalling until we fucking, oh god.
OK.
People feel like they're at war.
I think when you jump the next level, there's an even bigger war going on.
What's the biggest war?
Psychological stuff. No one knows the truth because it's virtual reality once you get to that level, so no one knows.
Seems to be like a universal struggle.
It's all mind war.
I wanted people to be able to see it.
I just don't think people are ready for it.
Well, sure.
The third dimension is just this empty wasteland.
Above it and below it is all this incredibly complex stuff, but our brains tune all of it out because we can't handle it.
It's almost like there's too many things happening.
People go nuts.
For people who are not thinking the way you're thinking, it can be exhausting.
And the truth is, no energy's ever destroyed. It all continues on.
You were telling me that it fucks with your head.
That there's a certain amount of it after a while. It just fucks with your head.
that's why I'm usually kind of like almost autistic is I'm just being
Why?
because lower entities will come in and violate your free will
they know all your bullshit they see right through you
they will not manipulate your free will unless you ask them in
I have
dude do not say that I'm gonna get killed
I've 100% communicated with something I'm not judging anybody I'm just saying be careful
the question is whether that something was actually in my imagination or in my mind
or that something was something that takes place in another dimension.
Once you open that gate, it's all bad.
Then why is it all bad?
Why can't you experience that inter-dimensional being and learn something from it?
And be a better person to come out of it?
Because every time it gets controlled, it starts murdering everybody.
They wound up killing everybody like that?
In every case. It always starts beautiful. It always starts great.
The problem is some of it makes sense.
That's where the psychosis comes in.
Whoa!
It's going to create a giant societal crisis where most of the people are already gonna get killed because an evil force wants conflict
So I'm saying no, no, no, it's all chaos. Stop it. This is the nature of the beast
Fuck it's crazy. It actually like it's almost like they were talking
Intentionally with the you know mind that it's gonna be a Warhammer lore video. It's crazy
Vane 3d project Zomboid
It's got good reviews.
I mean, it looks like it's just kind of jank.
This is going to be another daisy situation.
I feel like Project Zomboid is top-down and simple and they can, you know, make it so
fucking crazy in depth and nuts because of how simple it is when it comes to
graphics and all that jazz this when you do like first person like this like
look at this yeah I don't know maybe maybe it'll get good we'll see not playing
it now okay this is your home town let me see it
So what I want to know is how was this marketed did they just put flyers on like stop signs
and be like yo backyard fucking fighting be there or like where did they Facebook event
Maybe I could see it being a yeah Facebook that actually makes a lot of sense
No one does that anymore. I mean, how do you market this?
Yeah, it's gotta be a Facebook thing surely watch the next video, please
We'll see this one's good, okay
Tell me about your dream mosque
There is no speedboats here! We don't want them on us!
Who wants to see huge economic growth here?
Everybody, right here.
Who wants to see an investment of $385 million?
I'm here to tell you that Kingman has been chosen as the location
of a brand new state-of-the-art mosque.
What?
What?
I know some of you are thinking, OK, this is just another typical mosque.
This guy is going to be the world's largest mosque outside of the Middle East.
Just the word alone scares you.
What the fuck?
Me when I-
Yes, there is.
How?
What?
Your town will become a hub for tourism for Muslims around the world.
Oh, there's so many.
Can I get a whoop whoop?
No.
No?
I can't.
Oh shit, the end is funny, okay.
You guys will have the choice between two different designs.
This is the first design, this is design one.
And this is design two.
So who here supports design one?
You need a bag.
Nobody!
Okay, so you're open for design two.
We need a bag!
Two for sure.
Fuck, that's funny.
Guardman experience.
Oh, dude, these edits are fucking great.
Is it the same guy?
Well, let's get started, okay?
Now listen, none of these are good.
I don't think it's a hot take to say that there are some ways to die that are better than others.
I'm not trying to maybe make an appeal to authority here,
but like, just gonna go ahead and say it that I feel like it's acceptable.
Am I crazy to think that that doesn't seem that bad?
Because at least these guys are like, they're mad and they're gonna hopefully finish the job fast.
In a weird way, I would rather get killed by a mean animal than like an animal that's just a-
So right, a guardsman is just like...
stock, human, militia.
Right?
No amplifications.
Just human and armor. Okay, yeah, you're fucking dead to everything.
It's passionately eating me for sustenance.
It's really bad.
I don't even know, this is like 10 different...
deaths in once.
Spiritually, that would be the worst
last thought in your brain like as you went down i think obviously this would be not great
i would say mildly disturbing because oh yes babe
all right oh shit hang on so she said give me 20 minutes so we got 20 minutes
of stall time I'm gonna need help let's watch this for now as you know it's
coming but then it's over you probably just chops you up in like two hits and
then you're dead vaporized I mean this is the best you're getting shot by a
bolt of lightning that has been harnessed by mankind itself like there's
something almost the cult about that. I mean your face melts but you die in like
15 seconds. Like it's again it's all bad. 15 seconds. One of the options is like
getting sucked off to death. This is like if I got a go shirt. Someone sucks out
your soul. I'm gonna guess this is probably something takes less than a
minute. Probably feels pretty bad spiritually. Like I'm not again I'm not
saying this would be pleasant. Some of these are are downright acceptable. Just
I'm just trying to figure out that you even, are you dead, or are you like in eternal life as part of his body, as part of the collective?
Yeah, I mean this is-
Is this where your sacri-
What the fuck was he actually talking about?
When, like, cause it actually just fits, isn't this where your sacrifice to keep the Emperor alive?
They have to sacrifice like a hundred people a day or something?
What was he talking about?
He just talks. Nobody knows. I guess a thousand per day. My bad. Extra zero added on.
The dream. I'll probably say that hell is a better alternative. Takes a long time.
It's definitely torturous. They have no mercy. So that one's pretty low.
Definitely not something I'd be super interested in. Also to know that it was my own that did it to me.
I guess that would be pretty bad too.
Man, I'm gonna try and like, tell me if I'm wrong. These are like the elves, pretty much. I figure out what they're called.
And they basically just went fucking insane and became obsessed with like dark elves, BDSM, torture, and basically Hellraiser.
They're extremely high on emotions, but they went down the path of sex and torture and
death and bad and awful.
And again, their emotions are amplified.
It's pretty low.
Definitely not something that would be super interesting.
Okay, turn into a servitor.
I don't just go off the picture, I think it's like the humans turning another human into
this machine, weird fucking freak, because AI is bad.
The bottom I using a brain as a computer.
Oh, because yeah, because AI is very bad.
They I think AI, they used it once and it was really bad.
And so now it's like banned.
It's heresy.
It's also to know that it was my own that did it to me.
I guess that would be pretty bad, too.
Honestly, like that doesn't seem that bad.
This is plus I think I could just play in there for a while.
I think I could find a way to like at least enjoy this.
This- what?
Super AIDS?
Is Nurgle like one of the gods of plague and sh- he's a chaos god of just, yeah, of like disease and plague and rot and shit.
So I guess just dying of disease, okay.
So I think I could just chill in there for a while.
I think I could find a way to like at least enjoy this.
How? How?
This is really bad.
Um...
You would be like struggling and like have some hope or something like that and then you'd be like
You'd have like you'd have to give up that doesn't sound nice to me. Please God. No
That doesn't sound nice to me, please recruited to the Imperial Guard
My god, look at this guy in the top of my camera. Oh fuckers going crazy up there. Yeah, this is a better solution
God, no. This is the worst, but it is at least over quickly.
True.
Gardsman Joe learns about the Xenos. Is this the one I just watched maybe?
Where do you think the contact with the aliens came from? When did that start?
You know, I... I'm not gonna get into it.
I need to hear about aliens.
I know you already know all this, Joe.
Hold on a second.
But I want to ask you this because I don't know.
Oh yeah, right. We're in contact with aliens.
Like what kind of shit?
Pretty much everything.
Because it's not just one group of aliens.
What's the different groups?
The big five.
Okay, tell me what's going on.
Let me begin.
This is really, I'm telling you Joe, this is a real deal.
We're listening to you.
Well, first off, elves is the main group.
Okay.
They call me elves.
It's clockwork elves.
I don't think you'll have to say that anymore.
There are bad things that look like elves that have horns,
when they show you who they really are.
Damn.
They're bad aliens.
I'm with you.
AI is alien.
Like a robot?
Yeah, they're like robots coming to kill you.
Jesus Christ.
The chimeras are alien.
And there's a high-five mind sort of thinking to a lot of it.
They want the organs.
I swear on my kids, it's always a truth.
I believe you.
I believe you.
They're coming after everybody.
Sweet.
It's a breakaway civilization, dude.
We don't know what they've got.
Joe, they're control freaks.
Everybody's control freaks.
I'm so glad you're in the fight now.
These guys are on stuff that nobody even knows.
What do you think they're on?
Stuff they've been given.
Okay.
I understand what you're saying.
The others are like armed guys and machine guys.
That is a group of people that were obsessed with combat.
About the most fearless killers there are you think that's from the heritage of war? I mean, it's just like it's been a long list man
Yep, that's fact
Shit fuck that is so funny to me
No, Louie same for you, I just fed you fat boy
Talk about aliens. How excited are you for the Starcraft news? I'm not that excited. I'm excited for other people
But I'm not excited
Uh, your life is a tyrannid.
That's you, a tyrannid hormagant.
You do not wake up, waking and plies, you have the luxury of sleep, of dreams, of a
self.
You don't have that, you are designed.
A violent spark of bioelectrical instincts surges through wet meat and shit and-
I feel like this is gonna be boring, but I don't actually know.
I feel like Tyrannids are just stock insects, you know, at least the necrons, it's like
they've got that deep human lore.
This is just, yeah, you're a bug.
And yeah, you're gonna be doing bug things.
I'm not gonna care that much.
But let's see.
That's your first moment.
No mother, no father.
Only the Norn Queen.
A colossal brood organism pulsing in the dark, birthing you with all the tenderness of a
factory venting smoke.
Even before your eyes even form, something way up in the hierarchy presses down on your
mind.
The hive mind.
It doesn't speak, it imposes, it commands, hunger floods your nerves.
Not yours, never yours, but you feel it all the same.
Without delay, the Norton Queen's tendrils release you into the greater body of the
hive ship, where the walls pulse like the inside of a colossal throat.
You're floating, not in water, not in air, in a warm, viscous, nutrient-cool pulsing
instead of the bowels of a living ship.
Yeah, I've seen the Space King episode.
Bones line the walls like a feed with supports made of corpses, veins thicker than starship
holes pub biomass around you.
You don't question it, you're a tyrannid, questioning is a defect, and defects are recycled.
Think of this as orientation, that instead of handbook, you get existential dread and
mandatory claws.
A spike of command hits your nervous system like a spear to the brain, no voice, no words,
directive. Form. You thrash and push through the fluid, your claws scraping against hardened
flesh, teeth erupt from your skull before your mind fully understands chewing, limbs
stretch, crack, feuds, strengthen, you feel your exoskeleton hardened like cooling iron.
Your body isn't something you own, it's something you were issued.
Above you, the hive mind pulses. You can't see it, but you feel it, like a constant
pressure pushing your thoughts down a funnel until all that remains is consume
kill adapt repeat for the hive if you had free will this would be horrifying
luckily you don't you drag yourself from the birthing pole other creatures like
you are I mean I feel like you could almost say the you could replace this
tier in it with an ant from real life and it would be you can make it sound
I'm just as horrifying. Am I crazy?
Again, it's just a bug.
Alex Jones, 40... Alright, let's see it.
What is the dude Alex Jones is so fucking psychotic? It's fucking crazy. What does he say these things for?
One more northern lion about 40k jobs. Okay checking checking
Okay, I
I understand why human resources is necessary.
As long as I'm dealing with other people
in a corporate environment,
where I have some power over them,
I think I would be fine.
If you give me the steps,
even if there's a hundred steps,
I can memorize them and execute them.
I could not come up with why the steps existed.
I'm a grunt and I follow the instructions.
It's not that complicated,
but it would probably make you wanna die.
I mean, I could do it,
but I would be like, I would be uncomfortable,
less you need to know about how the sausage is made.
Look, you're actually genuinely heroes.
And for once, I'm actually speaking
with like a slight amount of experience.
It's like one of the very few jobs on this list
I'm not completely ignorant to.
I think I have some acumen for.
Like I'm basically a robot.
It kind of sounds cool, right?
I would have a hard time spiritually just kill me.
It takes so long.
I can't maintain that kind of focus for that long.
But I think once you've learned it,
it's pretty much, it's almost the same thing every time.
How hard could it be?
I'm good with words.
You're doing a lot of like, you know,
telling the same people the same thing every day.
Even if I don't believe in it,
I think I could probably do it.
This task is so large, I would rather be dead.
It's simple, it's hard to do, but it's simple, right?
And there's high stakes.
Hey, what is a warp engine refueler?
What is this?
You sacrifice yourself?
Death?
I mean, I assume it's death.
I did just guess before y'all typed it, I assumed.
It's a march to your death.
Suicide battery.
Okay, so you sacrifice yourself to turn into a battery
to fuel the, okay.
That sucks, dude.
Oh, I would hate that.
I would be an A tier administrative assistant,
but I would hate my life.
No, you carry the fuel.
Oh, so you carry the fuel,
but it's probably like radiated.
and you just die as a result.
Okay, you just fucking melt.
Ugh.
Okay, I was actually watching some Chernobyl clips,
and someone in the comments was talking
about how this actually happened in real life,
or obviously Chernobyl did,
but one of the most painful deaths in human history
was a guy who got radiated so badly,
and they kept him alive with, you know,
everything they possibly could.
His mucus was fucked, his bone was basically like,
you could scrape it away, or his skin was falling off.
Nothing was, it was some Japanese guy.
Yeah, he was completely fucked, no limbs,
his limbs were gone, I think he just fucking fell off.
But he didn't need them to live.
They just kept them alive, and then, you know, they couldn't breathe.
So tube down the throat and said, we're going to make you breathe and shit like that.
Worst death ever.
Probably.
This is a job that is made up in order to radiate a bureaucratic hierarchy.
Oh man, it was made for me.
I don't think we need to elaborate too much here.
I mean, this is basically what I do.
This is easy, man.
i'm about to say what could possibly be the stupidest thing of all time how bad
could it like how hard could it be
maybe i'm overestimating my abilities that's because like i i'm not
an idiot
i think i could figure it out
fuck that's funny
more alex jones and forty k
edwin vaughan whatever the fuck is is a fucking legend
of bary waltz okay i invented cancer
I just did it, doesn't matter.
I created death.
People didn't die before I was born.
Why would he, what is the context of this?
Why is he typing these things?
Or saying, I invented cancer in what world?
What?
Okay, let's restart this.
Vented cancer, how?
I just did it, doesn't matter.
I created death.
People didn't die before I was born.
I created heartburn.
I created hemorrhoids.
I created hangovers.
I created ginger buns.
That's a bad one.
I created hair loss.
I created acne.
I created bad breath.
I created infidelity.
Oh, maybe he's monster people.
Yeah.
I was sitting back about 5,000 years ago, and I said, you know, look at the future.
We really need something.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, maybe he was like, people are
Twitter you know what they say about me that's probably that makes sense still
what a fucking what a mean machine every single warhammer 40k 51 it's none
how old is this video two months ago I haven't seen a video in a while from
his day 2026 look behind me we got water there this is flooded really really
battling today. Haven't been here in only a week, but the beavers have really done a number.
Oh no. Last time I said it was more flooded than I've ever seen. Well, I think today's beat it.
Look at the water all the way up here past my parking space. Someone's gonna say,
what are you doing out here on Mother's Day? Why aren't you with your mother today?
We usually celebrate a couple days before after. Who's gonna battle the beavers if he doesn't?
So you don't have to deal with the holiday traffic or the restaurants and places being packed.
so that's our thing that's why I'm out here today but still not many people out
here it's not tourist season yet but because they actually a couple days ago
on Friday open these logging roads now to the public the last time we were out
here we shut a gate behind us and relocked it but now anyone can be on
these roads now tourism season is coming use these roads usually don't get
packed until the end of June, July, August, September is late again, October is pretty
late.
It picks up a little bit in October for leaf peeping and hunters, but a lot of people don't
come out this far unless they're camping.
Usually when the kids are out of school looking down at this pipe, that's what we got so we
can do a big good before and after.
Down here that'll all be super duper flooded.
get a good before and after of that also. It has been raining a ton since we're
not working in the pipe we'll try to get it out here. Usually it's easier to let
the water take it and that's how that disaster builds up. But I already got
the big high boots on. I've been on Clawdon culverts all day and you'll see
them in some of my other videos. But let's get the rake out and grab camera
number two. Camera number two. Alright everyone we're all geared up. What is this
I don't read the rap, I don't read any lights or anything because we're not doing it from the inside.
I feel like he's going to reload the rake at some point.
All the way over here while I was gearing up.
Look at him right there!
It's like holding it in position.
He's not even that afraid. Usually when I run over like that he would have been.
He's going to turn around and look at me. Nope, nope.
Usually when you run to the water like that, you dive under.
He obviously doesn't want to be near me, but he's not too intended to by me either
But where do I want to put camera to my god?
This rake is just right where it's supposed to be, you know
You want to see the junk coming out or just put it up above? I think we're gonna
Stick it up above. I
Can't do that. We did that last time. I like to play some doom
So we're gonna go up here on the debris pile. I don't think we did this vantage point yet this year
Yeah, beer is already gone. He came over here because he was like he post and already drain it
And he was oh even the hand man. I'm out of here. I already went out and around the corner back home
We went out on this peninsula last week
It's like a peninsula with this water backs up around to the second pipe that we'll get in a moment
And we're gonna bring back
The noise everyone likes this year. I've been showing myself a lot of these videos
is activating camera number two but everyone is saying they want me to bring
back the older way of doing it. I don't show it. The camera is just already
running over there and now we go.
All right we'll do that from now on. All right let's get this going. It should be
quick and awesome. We've got a lot of depth today. He was able to build back
good height to the dam. Oh, it's to sink the audio. I see. Pulled out before we really
start releasing.
Not a lot of fresh material used because they got a, or he has to move it all so
far away. Let's try to get them.
That beaver is just watching him do this. Just fucking piss the fuck off.
standing in the beaver pond, it is rarely an issue having the beaver come up in the risk of them attacking you.
Wait, they actually show up at attack?
They're usually not territorial like that, unless it's a very small pond.
A few people get attacked every year, but that's very little compared to a lot of animals.
I mean, if the beavers are going to attack anybody, it's this guy.
This guy doesn't want anything to do with us.
the last time I saw a beaver. This guy lives with them.
You see how quick I can do this? Usually I compromise the backside first, but because
I'm not in there I'm trying it a little differently.
It's not only going to water the water, it's going to take hours to run down.
I saw a video. Get some water going in there.
people underestimate like water all the time because it's just you know water
but there is this lady crossing a very like maybe a three-foot tall stream and
I guess she found somewhere and she fell down and she couldn't get back up she was
laying there two feet of water above her head and she's laying pretty much flat
and she was drowning and then four people showed up trying to lift her up and
they couldn't fucking do it.
And it's like, literally a straw would save her life.
Just a straw.
That's how fucking little water there was.
Did she die?
I don't know.
It's no joke.
Was she American-sized?
I don't think so.
I think she didn't seem like she was unfit.
I think it's just the way she fell in the angle she was laying down she just couldn't
lift maybe I don't know I'd have to find it she was swept downstream and lived okay maybe
it's something link the video link the video a lot of y'all saw it it must have been popular
That feeder branch smells so good.
Damn, look at him too.
Someone's gonna link it, surely.
Damn.
Awesome. The water pressure's really helping.
See that's why I usually like to compromise it instead of just going at it like I just did.
This wasn't necessarily slower, but I like to have it dramatic, just washing it off from
dry all at once.
That's how you're trying to dramatize his cleaning.
Jammed down to the mud.
Got a loose and all about a...
huge undertow.
Look at that small dam. This is a lot of water.
Hold on. Patty linked this. Let's see if this is it, Patty.
You f...
Realistically, millions of gallons did...
Okay, someone else linked a reddit clip. God fucking dammit. Let's see.
Oh, here we go. This is it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's right in front of my watch.
It's kind of deep.
Yeah, she's not American size or anything.
And then she falls.
This guy comes over trying to help. Look at this.
Yeah, she's in the hole.
And that's it.
I think she fell in some hole mate. Yeah, so it's maybe a little deeper, but still isn't that crazy?
She got stuck probably under toes no joke
No
recording instead of helping well truth be told how do you help here there's no
room to stand to even help you'd just be in the way at this point everyone's
there I would save her oh my god either way don't underestimate water
God, fucking damn it.
And held up by that little dam.
Because this swamp is many acres.
One foot of water at an acre.
How many gallons is that?
I need to look that up and put it on the screen.
Because this is many, many acres.
He's got anchors feet out in front of it.
The pressure's helping me with it all.
If people remember posts with like talk to his camera
And he'd have to always tell his commenters, because his commenters would get annoyed,
be like, why are you throwing things into the drain?
You're just going to, why are you throwing it all into the drain?
Take it out.
He's like, no, man, once you get that water flowing, it does the work for you.
Just get it flowing.
Almost there.
Backseat drainers, man.
There's a 90% tile already.
Look at this shit.
You wanna dig it out so it can drain, get it to a road, most of that guy's foundation.
I hate the backseat drainers, true.
This guy knows what's up.
Whatever backseat drain it in.
And you can fucking hear the scraping.
There's nothing down there anymore.
Nothing got stuck in the pipe.
It's just filling up downstream.
But I don't think there was enough of a release to dig down there again.
Every few times I'll dig out the lower areas.
The pipe is 100% clear.
And you hear that?
We are down to the Rocky Riverbed.
The little road was built, I bet this pond wasn't here at all.
But satellite images, even historical ones, only go back to the 90s.
I mean, is he still doing anything?
Well, why are we still here?
Alright.
Next straight.
Oh, I'm back, see draining.
Look at me go.
Looks like we are good.
Okay, there we go.
Time to go down to the second pipe.
Damn, look at camera too.
Holy.
Going good.
Here's what the entrance of the pipe looked like before.
And here's what it looks like now
Flowing very good flowing very moderately at the entrance. Here's what the dam looked like before
And here's what it looks like now
Who wants to bet that beaver investigator will be back before we're even done with the second one
You'd imagine I kind of hope so by the second one. That's where around that peninsula goes
You're that beaver. It's like oh no my work at least I still have this one
Let's see downstream and it's motherfucking about to show up to that one next
It's gonna kill his whole fucking here's what it looks like family
It's crazy
And here's what it looks like now
Good difference. It is a good difference.
You see the debris down there downstream there
Gets caught up, but there's still a lot of water getting through it. Oh
Dan fucking goes down here, too
All right
By stepping down there, we really got the flow to pick up inside of the pipe
Wow, that's a lot of currents I walked back over here to show you what it looked like before
All right, let's get to this now
Instead, the rake should be another quick one.
Surprise, I haven't seen any cars go by.
I've seen a couple dozen today.
So it is noticeably picked up since the wilderness roads are officially open for the season.
Alrighty, here we go.
It's so we can sync the audio. I know these things.
Let's find the first plastic plastic opening.
Wait, there's a fucking hole in it.
We are in already.
Oh my god.
It's coke some holes that'll help us start eroding the mud from the dam very quickly
with this water pressure.
Is this what it's calling us?
What it looks like?
Now that the mud is able to start eroding all the way through.
Oh my god, yup.
It would be easier for us to grab those branches and potentially jam them all through.
Jesus.
Relax.
Oh my god.
Almost.
Almost there.
I think we got it.
I think we got it!
Almost!
What am I stuck on in there?
Oh, shit!
This one's always like a plunger.
So I can clog in the toilet at a massive level here.
They're stuck in there.
It feels like there's corrugation I'm getting stuck on.
But there's no corrugation on the inside of this pipe.
or a geisha I don't know what that even means
I want to make a channel to drill down as much as possible
I got to agitate a little bit
there we go now it let me
just hold it down a little bit
Beaver dams get better and better as they age.
They become wiser.
Every time we unclog this, the beaver thinks it failed.
Even if they literally see you unclogging it,
they don't understand what you're doing.
Because they think it failed,
naturally every single time you come out to this location,
it'll get more and more difficult if you give them the time.
If you show up overnight, then not really, but if they have weeks to work on this without you coming out
I mean there comes a point where you should just come out here and shoot the beavers
100% open and you're doing more
Uncauging
They're protected I know I'm making a joke
But I'm also not wrong
You know what actually snowed today?
High temperatures in the 40s, but it actually did snow. It accumulated too.
But it melted after like a half hour. It only accumulated because it was coming down so fast.
That's why there's no leaves on the trees until June.
Historically, you can get snowstorms up here through May. The growing season right here,
June 15th is considered safe to plant things.
In my house, it's June 1st, our leaves are starting to open.
Those nighttime frosts in the 20s, or a couple degrees below zero,
Celsius, I'm not going to plant my garden yet.
people tell me I can plant seeds because I want to plant a lot of corn they
tell me the students know not to wake up until it's time so maybe I'll give it a
try later in the week
almost okay like I can't even see this color warmer I guess he's kind of
staying oh damn around what I didn't mean I fucking hit the button on my razor
Noggin it skipped to a random time mother fuck okay here we are
We got a little way to go down still I guess he's like standing on like the culvert like the lid or top of it
Can't see shit here
This was very fast look at the culverts is already showing
That'll be out
very soon
That is awesome that flow look at that look at that awesome flow yeah yeah he's
right slow and so well zoom in let me hear that
sucking air in trying to make a whirlpool but it's not quite deep enough
so the little deeper we'd have two double opposing whirlpools awesome yeah
Here's what the entrance looked like before
And here's what it looks like now
The water is so still look at that beautiful. I was just gonna say he's right look at that sick
We have little pieces of beaver debris from the swamp coming over
You can kind of see it they have a
Dam in here to stop some of it from coming over here. I
I believe this is slightly lower than the other bigger pipe, so it comes around.
This is a big peninsula.
This body of water goes around to the metal pipe, but they do have a dam going through
it to add depth to the other one.
So they have water that comes from up there and a stream over here, which they have multiple
dams up inside there.
This motherfucker has like battle plans.
the beavers in this location he's got multiple locations where he's got battle
plans laid out from this angle and here's what it looks like now really big
difference very turbulent looking straight down at the pipe
So here's what it looks like before, and here's what it looks like now.
Wow.
Downstream right there, here's what it looks like before, and here's what it looks like
now.
Really nice flow.
Look at these buds.
There'll be leaves on there soon.
The way he, and here's how it looks right now.
The way he says that, it almost feels like he plays the same audio clip.
Really nice.
And here's what it looks like now.
And here's what it looks like now.
See what I'm saying?
Is it the same editor clip, or audio clip, or does he say it every time?
I don't know.
And here's what it looks like now, just like before, and here's what it looks like now.
Insane cadence.
I mean, that's what it is.
Really nice flow.
Maybe it's just consistent.
Look at these buds.
There'll be leaves on there soon.
The tree's pollinating right now.
Might be why I'm sneezing a little bit.
I never had that.
My autism is showing?
I don't know.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
They're getting older.
down to an abandoned beaver swamp which we proved a couple weeks back no one's
living at the lodge is clearly abandoned he's just a roaded by rain he is a
neglected now nobody's better the big dam down there is no longer holding water
here's what the discharge from this angle looked like before here we go here
we go and here's what it looks like now it's going really insane
When you live in a place that is 8 months of winter, it is so nice to finally be greenery.
Look at these buds starting to open up.
I was showing these buds in a video a couple weeks back.
I believe that's going to open up.
You ruined that for me.
I'm sorry.
It's going to be these big, fuzzy balls.
I'm trying to get this out.
impeding flow. It's going to get worse over time and while we've got the current to help
us push it deeper downstream, might as well use that to our advantage. Whoa! That is way
deeper than I thought right there. I want to come over and look at this. See the water
Coming so fast the water level in the pipe right there is lower see the water's backing up trying to go through and getting dead it again
That is so cool looking oh
Shoot we're going in
How are we doing over on the other side I respect them for trying that was sick
Yeah
Not really too much daylight and yet. Yeah, the light can't get in debris moving in that gigantic undertow
And get back in there oh shit over he's gonna try it again nothing in the way. No, it's not just a little bit excavator damage
Incredible amount of water
I just put everything away this puddle is starting to go away now. Here's what it looked like before
And here's what it looks like now
Can't see a huge difference. You can see things
He's actually saying it every single time
But it's really good with all it can now. It has to sink in the ground. I said completely go away
But you can see a difference already in the swamp that water will be completely gone in a little bit
But here's what it looked like before. Oh
and
Here's what it looks like now
In a matter of an hour
Right here
This is going to drain very fast
There isn't a huge amount of water, especially since there's a tired brother dam in there
That holds it. So we unclog just this one. It's not going to do anything really in the back
Where the other pipe is
You see the beavers got its spots where it hangs out eating sticks
The majority of their diet is tree bark, specifically willow.
They do like maple and birch, but not nearly as much.
They absolutely hate any type of evergreen.
They don't even like chewing into it to cut it down.
But if they have nothing else they will use it.
You saw there was even cedar.
I didn't know.
Beavers had like a select palette that they were interesting.
We got some cedar we were pulling out of there.
The sap I guess? Interesting.
Wow, that drained shockingly fast.
Bart connoisseurs!
Look at all the low that got now.
Pipes halfway out of the water.
Incredible.
Now I'm sure we can see through it, unless it's bad we moved.
Oh shit, I kind of see the light!
I was like tilted my head in real life, like it's gonna make a difference.
The end of it I think is higher. When this froze, it could have lifted it up or frost.
Could have done that also. Look at this.
The whole forest floor is gonna be lily of the valley. Just millions of them.
A lot of northern Maine is like that, including my yard too.
My yard's gotta have millions. It's just poisonous flower.
Literally everywhere is going to be covered and moved up the tree.
Oh shit, look at this, these white little bell-looking flowers that hang from it.
But I had a shocking amount of comments that wanted me to take a certain tree and polish it.
Polyurethane it, try to make it into something.
Do you have any other drains?
I don't know what I would make it into, but I like the idea of doing something with it.
That thing over there, people were saying what all the branches they think it would stand
up like an octopus, it wouldn't, but the backside that you wouldn't see could be modified with
a board.
I didn't realize that tree has got to be, jeez, 50 feet tall despite how small and skinny
it is it's tall but that tree is definitely a hundred percent going to die it's girdled
but this is where the beaver guy lives very unusual swamp when they relocated last year
they cut a big slit in the dam to drain it he's got ease but they tracking their movements that has
now completely repaired that slit that I showed you this guy's battle plans when it was still frozen
where they couldn't make the repair gotta stop saying that there's only one that I can prove is
is still here. Well it's cool as they have a beaver lodge right there and then
there's a unusual one. There's a beaver lodge built on the dam so they have an
entrance to both levels of the pond from the lodge and then there's a gigantic
abandoned lodge up here which there's signs they were trying to renovate it
last year until they got relocated. There's no evidence of it now. This one I
I think lives at the one that's between levels.
Let me walk over there and show you that.
But this tree, I have thought about it.
That's a fresher one, see that?
Wouldn't be surprised if moose are coming over
and licking that, that tastes really good.
But it looks nasty, it's got mold and moldy do colony,
it's growing on it now.
This is yellow birch, tastes amazing.
It's difficult to drill it down into a syrup
Because it stays so thin, but it tastes really strong straight from the tree.
You don't even need to. People just drink it like water from pales.
Birch beer soda?
When I'm in the season one, the weather is totally up to purify it.
Oh my god, okay. I stand correct. Is that the thing that says?
The amount of the grinding compared to just last week, all these levels have filled up.
Maybe the beavers know, man.
So that's the big giant lodge.
It was huge when they lived in and out about five years back.
Being abandoned a couple years it started rotting and crushing down.
That's why you see if we look at the base of it, the base has to be four times bigger than what they repaired.
If a beaver family is continuously living in a place for decades, the lodge gets huge because how they maintain the lodge is
adding sticks and layers of mud to the top and they hollow out the inside, the
rotten stuff slowly making it bigger. It's why a swamp that's been occupied by
beavers hundreds of years, you'll have a dam that's so big just looks like
another hill in the countryside. Trees are growing on it by that point, grass can
tell it was made by beavers. Then there'll be a lodge bigger than a car
sitting in the middle of it. Yeah, they have this lodge. There's two entrances
going into this pond and then there's this tunnel leading into this pond. This
is the only example of that I've ever seen. I've seen two lodges connected with
a hallway. I've seen that. I've seen lots of things, but never this. What do beavers do?
When they have like a generational wealth hill, like they're born into a
beaver family that has one of those hills done it's completed it's perfect
they've got their shit they've got their home they still go chew on trees they
still go do that stuff I guess some maintenance but like at the end of the
day they probably do I would imagine their instincts would have them still
just go chew on trees and do shit right it's just part of their thing tree it
comes out right there okay I'm gonna invite other came back up here I doubt it
Right since he's noticing the water levels dropping. I don't think anyone's up here right now
But then we look back here
Do they have another on chains I can't see with the glare let me look over in this angle
Shit, he's he's doing reconnaissance. I don't think there is
Maybe underneath all that junk, but there's at least three exits to this lodge
I've seen ones. Oh a frog
I've seen ones with as little as one entrance, and I've seen as many as seven entrances in person on bigger lodges.
And that's a whole nother lodge right there.
The entrances were out of the water a couple weeks back, but they've completely repaired this with all the rain.
So how feasible is it to even take this thing?
What's it going to do with this thing?
What's he gonna do with this?
Well, people's ideas were,
who's basically cutting it here,
making it into a table with some octopus-looking legs.
Well, it's not worth the effort in my opinion.
It's beautiful to photograph,
but I don't think it's worth that effort.
I don't think I'm gonna do that.
It's nice to admire,
especially when it was very fresh-looking
at the beginning of the year.
Be a good garden ornament,
what for how long it's made out of literally the worst tree if it's gonna
be outdoors birch rots extremely quickly so yeah I don't think I'm gonna do that
but I did like coming back up here to take a look at it this is really cool
this swamp and this really is kind of a beaver heaven holy just look at this
place like see in this area. See they have good water coming through here now
and raining a ton.
Alrighty let's head back out to the road and we'll see what you put your hand
down in the water and they'll all start coming over to you.
Wow, okay. All right, the water's not flowing as much before and it has really
cleaned up. It's no longer eroding anything. It's getting really
peaceful out. It's so still. I hear frogs.
I don't see any sign of the beaver. I think we've scared them away until we
leave. I don't know where it's hiding. Who remembers when we first started
unclogging this area about five years ago? It wasn't installed, but there was a
beaver deceiver sitting here that beaver has evaled. Beaver deceivers, even when
they're installed by professionals half the time are installed incorrectly. The
point of a beaver deceiver is it's a smaller pipe that goes out to a
structure. They allow the beaver to dam around that pipe sealing this and it
shows the beavers, hey we accomplished this. They can't figure out how the water
is getting through the dam so there'll be a pipe going through the dam
releasing the water and they can't figure that out they just dam around in
or satisfied. So what we have here is a black pipe going in and they can dam
around that sealing it but further out there'll be some sort of drain either
either just an open end of a black plastic pipe with a cage around it, the cage spreads
out the area of pull force, the beaver can't detect it flowing into it, will often completely
leave it alone, if it has failed they'll start damming around it, which still takes a lot
of time to dam up that big cage, still buys time, but it's not convenient to unclog that,
it's out in the deep water and it's a pain, it has to be completely disassembled every
single time. They did not use that method. They had a pipe going out to a tea, a tea beaver
deceiver. It was a real beaver deceiver, not anything homemade. It has a bunch of holes
in it. That type there is even worth very unlikely to work. Not only can the beaver clog those
holes, they hear water inside it. They chew right through the plastic pipe and jam stuff
directly inside of it, completely blocking it. That's what they did here. They gave up
through the this the seaver up to the side and they just dealt with unclogging it constantly
like me until they eventually relocated. Then they came back again, relocated, came back again.
There was a two-year break, then they came back again last year. They didn't get rid of them all,
they're still here this year. It's a problem. You want the beaver to see her to be operating
completely quietly under the water, and that's when it's successful. It's all
about how it's installed. If they can hear water going through the pipe, they
will chew into it to stop it. Yeah. It's like if anyone's ever seen that awesome
YouTube experiment someone did, they just placed a radio playing water rapid
sounds near a beaver swamp. Beavers buried the radio in mud. I like that experiment.
I like to try something like that someday
Get a battery operated boom box and leave it near
Place to good like there's fuckers. You know, there's no sound. I like to recreate that someday
See if I can get the same result or something totally different
Creative
Even though it's been an hour, you can see a little difference down there, but really
not that much.
Down here, you can start to see a substantial difference.
These are puddles, clearly higher than that, they'll eventually sink down and get over
there.
But over here, wow, we lost like two feet of water.
Look at that, how drained back it is compared to before.
Oh, here we go.
And here's what it looks like now.
I drained back really well. I'm sure it's got a little bit more to do, but we're almost down to where the current
Probably is leaving the same pace that's coming in
Those are the first water beetles. I've seen of the season. I
Love those guys. Sometimes you'll see a big group of them zipping around
We're all gig beats that really did slow down look at the other side, too
Here's what it looked like at maximum flow
And here's what it looks like now have a great night everyone and happy Mother's Day
I usually celebrate on a different day
That's just me though
He just you just got to go go and clog drains Mother's Day doesn't stop him. I'm a call Vicki. We are going to get into Elden Ring
She's ready
Wait, no, I'm opening the game wrong, fuck, I don't know how you do it, whoops.
Yo, hello.
I'm watching the game right now.
I'm looking at the the in Kindle ashes of worship to see what it do
And I think it's it's a straight like gambas system like you can gamble for
So I should just go do that before we
But you don't gamble for a random ash of war it like gives you the ones that we have unlocked
what do you mean so if you have like two ashes of war unlocked from beetles uh-huh
you can roll for those two how would you want them again yeah it's a diff it'll
have a different ending like holy or poison oh I think I think I don't know
I'm not very smart I don't know I think your ashes of wars can get passives you
get a rarity on the new one. Okay, so basically, if we get an Ash of War, that's the frost
dump. You can get a higher tier of it, essentially.
Yeah, maybe. I don't know. It's possible if in the new game. Yeah, I don't know. I'm
not hitting it because I may have one lost Ash and none of them I care about.
Yeah, fuck that. Let me invite you. We are on a boss right now.
What?
Yeah, we're on the night boss. The night boss. The guy on a horse.
Alllllllllllllllll
Yeah okay.
Well you're not excited about killing me. We got him.
We just need to..
Not suck.
Nuh-uh, I'm excited. I'm so excited.
You're not excited?
Nah, I'm actually pumped.
Wait, is this an energy drink that I drink?
Yeah, yeah. Well you thought it was like a...
I was wondering why it was so fucking wired.
I didn't fucking get you a juice. I get like a 600mg rebel.
I thought we're gonna grind.
Fuck. Okay.
Well, did the pretty collard deceive you?
Well, let me give people an update as to where we're at, because we've been playing a while,
not everyone can watch everything.
So what we've done so far, we are currently, I mean, clearly we're way the fuck down here.
We have cleared just about everything here.
Everything is the same.
We have not done this castle.
This is where we can go next, that we did this tree sentinel.
There is this, let me mark this, Ever goal, hang on.
We could not kill this boss, it's too hard right now.
There's also a modded boss on this bridge.
The only reason we're able to get past this bridge is Vicky found a skip where we like
just jumped across on our horse.
I didn't think we could do it, but she found it.
So then we skipped that boss, it's too high of a level, we've done all this.
upgraded our flasks at these churches for the first time. If we go up to the
top area, we've done everything just about every cave, but we can't prog
anymore because Margit the grafted is here and we cannot, we maybe could kill
him now, but I don't know. So Margit the grafted, there's a mod boss, a tree
Sentinel that's not an amount we're currently on some night boss right here
then we have this castle and that's it and there's one other thing we could do
there's a chest somewhere in these ruins I think here where it teleports us to I
think Kaled but we have not taken that teleport and update on what we're doing
This is Elden Ring Reforged, and we are playing on something called Raid Mode Difficulty.
It is meant for you to do it with four to six people. We are doing it with two.
We also have a thing on which scales up all of the mobs to...
The lower level mobs will never be more difficult than the mobs that are our current level, but they are still difficult.
so my build right now is arcane I've got this shitty dagger well it's actually
really fucking good but I don't like it but that's what I'm stuck using until I
get something else like a poison or whatever Vicky is playing it's like
strength right big strength slam that's essentially it right now yeah I'm
strength and I'm decks and I'm going fake okay but you're going fake but
We're so early in the game, we don't really have a build.
We're too low of a level 2.
You right now are in the health, strength and dex.
Wow, what a build, health, strength and dex.
Yeah, yeah, I'm in the health.
Um, so, but she has like no faith.
I have arcane, I've got this dagger which is good, but I want to do poison.
And that's pretty much it.
Uh, we have to make it night time and I gotta pee.
Are you serious?
Mhm.
Why didn't you pee on your time?
Well, I'm doing that right now.
I'll be right back too.
Yeah, it is on my time. It's kind of fucking crazy, right?
That as soon as he turns the stream off and we start hanging out,
and he's like, oh, hold on, babe, I gotta shit.
And it's like fucking 40 minutes down the drain, just gone.
Shit on your own time, man.
I don't care.
No, not selfish, more like, I was spending time with my boyfriend.
So I'm not allowed to shit in the second half of the day?
Not on my time, not on my time.
Okay.
She's right.
Alright, you ready?
Yeah.
Oh, the other thing, keep in mind, Shrimp.
I did not order Jim Chalk.
No, I did not order Jim Chalk.
The bosses have extremely high passive health regen, so...
AIDS.
Alright.
He used this bag first you got? Oh, you told him about those?
No, what? What? What?
I thought I got it.
Did not tell him about that, hello?
Yeah, we'll take it.
Yeah, getting the horse down is ideal because then we can pump him.
It just sucks because, like, we're not damaging him at all, so he's just regen-ing a bunch
of health.
His boss is actually really OP on regen.
I know.
Again, it's just like damage to the boss right now is kind of pointless.
Yeah, but we're still out deep here.
I'm covering my house.
Uh, yeah, kind of. I need to stop taking damage.
I don't really want to heal yet.
Ooh, big damn.
Ooh, I'm gonna heal here if you want to back up.
I want to get you.
It's not enough time to DPS.
You're right.
You're actually right.
Okay, pop it.
He's coming towards you.
Hold on.
Don't heal.
Don't heal.
It's the time you can heal me.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I'm waiting.
Oh my god.
I just, see, I don't like playing like that because now I'm double stacked and it's just
AIDS.
She mimics the heal, but it's also fucking aids I
Died with six years by the way. Yeah, I have four. I'm killing
Again last time we fought this boss we ran out of heels. We basically got chipped down
Yeah, but I wasn't getting chipped down right there. I was just I was owning see
Let me make it night time. I was absolutely pumped it
All right, I'm just gonna heal myself
Well
Yeah, unless he's like CC'd like summoning whores then we can heal but if he's fucking charging at both of us
Are you in?
Oh, oh, I got hoarseed.
You did do be getting hoarseed
Okay.
I gotta stop throwing that.
Oh, fuck!
Oh no, oh no.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh no. Oh no.
Fuck, next hit I get bleed procced, it's gonna hurt.
Oop.
Like you're gonna bleed proc me forever now?
No, I- I- I- Yeah, he'll bleed proc me.
So I don't wanna get hit, it's gonna be big damn.
I'm gonna do it. Yep, blah blah, there it is.
That's a lot.
Yeah, I know.
So, I'm already half out of heals.
He should be half HP.
God damn it!
Yep, you're one.
He's gonna get downed here?
Big damage?
Next hit, he goes down, so...
I don't know!
Fuck.
He's going to stop in a second and shoot a bomb.
Right now.
Right now.
Right now.
Right now.
Fuck, that range is ridiculous.
I'm gonna do it now!
You can't get back on the board!
No, no, no, that's cheese.
That's cheese.
I just feel wrong.
This feels just wrong.
Fuck.
I couldn't care less, but...
He's an ill-
The horse is actually just broken.
Shit.
What is this shit?
Oh, the horse again.
Nah, he's back.
Nah, he's fucked up.
That's super fixin'.
I wonder if it's because of that.
The horse can't die.
Maybe could I mark before?
I'm actually- Am I even hurting him?
You're ruining the boss.
I am.
Let's see, let's give him one more try.
Bring him down here, see if he remounts.
If not, we'll just wipe it.
Okay, wipe it. Kill yourself.
Yeah, I'm not gonna mark it too.
I was reading what the codex says, so is it where the-
And chat if you can tell me that.
Uh, it is worth it, but it doesn't work that much, you know.
I see.
It's worth it, because it gives you, like, you can mark stuff or just 10% rune.
Like, right, look at that.
I see.
So you should technically mark every boss.
Well, we'll just, no, we'll just farm more if it comes down to it.
But just, just mark the boss.
When he's like 1 HP.
I just know that I used to have those chicken foots and I would always try and mark it when
it's low and then I would die just by focusing on that.
Is it chicken foots?
Just a buff you pop, want something to put on it?
Well, yeah, it is.
It's a buff, but it's the same concept.
Just looking down and trying to remember and then I just end up dying.
Oh, oh no.
I can look out like that and my brain's okay.
You got it then.
I drop your signs now.
Okay.
There they are.
Alright, try this again.
Surely he won't bug this time.
God damn it, that fast attack.
Okay, things are looking bad here.
Alright, you fuck him up then.
My dagger's just too short.
I can't hit anything really.
I hate that little horse slam that he does from the side.
It makes attacking always a risk.
I'm dead.
I'm at half of my heals left.
I keep getting chipped away.
Yeah.
Their heals are just so weak and pathetic.
Actually, I have less than half.
They're still shit.
No, they're not. They're still shit.
I wonder how the heals work because I feel like I heal more since I haven't raised base.
It's not percentage based.
I don't think.
I know they're not in base game.
I think the heals are reduced, but they heal like there's, it's for raid mode for, supposed
to AWE heal.
Very nice.
He's gonna do it, he's gonna do it right here, after this one.
Unless they can't do it.
No, he's doing it, he's doing it, he's doing it, he's doing it, he's doing it, oh, oh god,
he's not doing it, he's waiting, he's doing it!
God, that range is so dumb, I hate that.
That was wasted you were gonna heal
You said he'll heal you know I thought you were telling me to heal
So I had mine
my healer I'd like heal you well that's different when you're playing a healer
oh really it's ridiculous yes it is oh really
how many heals do you have two
like but yeah what you did where you kept staggering him was fucking crazy
We're on pace right now to kill him I think.
Uh oh, my horse is dead.
I think you can bring it back for an essence flask.
You're fucking right.
Oh that felt so gross, that felt so gross.
Wait, Brock, he's low. He gets knocked here.
Here, you use- I'll get him. I can't get him. You got him. Thank God.
Oh, that hit me, fuck!
That's some big, big fire there.
Here, kill here.
Yeah, he'll do.
Goddamn 1HP!
Not damn one HP.
I only have one heal left.
I'm gonna try and optimize here and just not get hit.
It's greedy.
I feel like I don't know how to play on my horse.
I haven't played with it at all.
I'll just die and get hit once.
Ok.
What is he fucking swimming at?
Oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Ok, I'm gonna do a meal here.
I'm gonna do a heal here.
I didn't hit me, thank god.
This guy, I don't even fight.
Yeah, the problem is my health, I think I still get one tap even if I S's flask, so
I want to try and get you with it. I just wasted it
I think if you feel right now and hit me, I'm not one shot range
No, no, no, no, this is fight fight fight fight fight. Let's look at it. You almost got him
I got him beat his ass he dies
Oh shit, that knock. I don't like that attack.
Good job, babe. Well fucking done.
Let's see it.
Oh, Bloodloss buildup increased power while on horseback.
Hmmmm...
Okay, good for the right thing.
24 decks for this thing?
What the fuck?
I'm never gonna...
Can I dual wield flails?
I do have another flail.
IRL?
Absolutely not.
I feel like they just be getting like stuck on each other.
With enough strength I don't know I don't need strength for these I just need two more decks
Well, I mean I can't use it quite yet
yet.
Alright, do you see those witch bane ruins on the very left side?
It says they're not complete, so I kind of don't know what to do with them.
They're by the fortress of Marica.
Uh, can you, where are they, the witch bane ruins, where are they at?
Every left side.
Witch bane ruins, I see it, I see it.
Yeah, I see it.
Alright.
Let me see how much I need to level 6,600.
Fuck, I'll use this.
Yeah, I'm just trying to level once.
little bit more decks can you grab a lantern she got the lantern and it was
gone from the store after she bought it yeah I just have a torch but it's it's
fine she has a lantern yeah lanterns uses the oil anyway so I feel like chance
always wants to do status proc build in this game but he does not know how to so
So he ends up with this shitty dagger.
I don't think I've ever used this dagger in this game.
Ever.
What are you talking about?
What skit so to what are we talking about?
I don't care he's right.
Okay.
I'm coming down to you.
It's all poison on the floor.
A boss just came from the ground.
Oh, I'm dead.
My God. Oh my God.
What is this fucking war?
I mean, you're beating down the heart.
I got blasted by an explosion. Oh, I see it
I got blasted by an explosion and then you saw those fuckers around me. You got a resume so I can get this too
Did I ever play a status build up build I don't think I did
No, I've never even done status build up except for a night rain. I play the
status build up guy. He did mage cock builds once and then I played as Goku and
then I played as a faith build.
you beat the game three times no I didn't beat the game in most these
playthroughs just playing it for a bit
we'll make you quit I killed Milani and I didn't care to do the rest
what a fucking damn this cannot get this thing
Yeah, I see that bold but like that poison that it's fighting on this kind of feed.
Yeah, it really is.
Gonna get those mobs down through here.
Yep.
Yeah, I'm here.
I'm gonna come stack with you.
Alright.
Okay, they're very tanky and I don't even know how to get in there.
Well, I mean, I got four on me.
Oh my god, what the fuck?
I see that.
So if you can try and pull one and just take them out, I'm not good at killing these guys.
Oh, you're invisible to me.
Oh.
It's fine.
Did you rest in that grace?
I think I did.
Ooh, nice heal.
Got that a little bit.
Oh my god! Oh my god!
I lied. I am absolutely not killing one.
You died?
I tried parrying, but it was just like...
No, you can't. You can't fucking parry these freaks. There's just too much shit going on.
I mean, do I even kill them? It's gonna go rezzy.
That was fucked up.
Alright, I'm gonna teleport away and hopefully come back. And they'll be fixed.
Okay
The vendor had a lantern it was a duo item lantern plus cookbook
I know and she bought it and then it was out of stock
I bought this armrest like padding. Oh my god
what a fucking difference I wish I had that my entire life yeah so I don't
really use arm rests I just don't like them because yeah my elbows just start
hurting yeah right like I would bruise my elbow but with this pad no more it's
called a arm raster it's called a pillow are you next week's I still don't see
I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you.
Alright, let's try and clear this shit.
See if I can pull a fuck, it's just a pull of three, it's so aids.
Yeah, but I can, I can knock them out, I'm sure.
Now?
Wait, I'm, I'm rocking.
Oh!
I'm dead.
Oh.
They just got some type of, like, super armor.
and get a whirlwind spin and I just got bloodloss and died.
I just too- I got too confident in my stagger.
Oh shit, can you rest here?
God damn.
Alright, lemme- lemme range my map stone.
What the fuck? What the skitzo? What the- huh?
Skitzo is- I don't know, not a human being.
That's like sh- that was crazy skitzo.
I mean, it's probably a bot. I'm not even kidding.
You think there's a bot? I just spammed that.
Yes. Actually, yes, I do.
Wow.
I mean, you know that, everybody just gets out, but it's like, just ignore it. Who cares?
If I made a bot, I'd make my bot go into channels and say,
Hope you have a nice day. Love you. Like that. It'd be a good vibes bot.
Oh, a lot of them do do that.
Okay, I got one down.
Don't worry, Colby!
Oh, I saw that. Oh, no.
Oh, I had me heal some of these.
So, three down.
Let's mount up and let's get a, shoot some, yeah I see two.
You definitely just pull right here, right?
Let's get this guy out.
Oh, fuck off!
Another one down. Oh, rune shark, come to me.
Where is it? Uh, it was right behind me.
Oh, that gives a ranger. This is LOS. Surely he'll walk over.
There's a second one. I see the spear. Yeah
Well, he just isn't quite moving is he?
Probably is my poison is like one-third certainly want
I'm gonna let you one-by-one I'll try and have the spirit or oh guy keep shooting me
There's a shooting guy.
Three guys in you.
Oh shit!
Oh fuck!
I just want to be an LOS of the shooting guy.
Cause yeah, he can blast hard.
You got spear guy?
Okay. It's all you.
Maybe.
Yeah, I'll come help you now.
That's what killed me before.
Little heal.
That's the wrong button.
Uh, ooh.
Well, because when you say little heal, I thought you were gonna heal us, you know?
Well your health was lower so you should get it.
I think we dug this guy together so we don't get poisoned.
I'm going in, fuck it.
Oh, okay, no I'm not.
The fuck is this?
Okay, I'm going in.
Oh, I almost got poisoned instead.
Yeah, I'm just gonna go with you might as well get poisoned
Oh my god HP what the fuck
Oh
Yep
I'm not healed, I'm not healed, I'm dead.
Yeah, I'm just gonna die.
Nice.
You're gonna make it!
The antidote is right there! You're so close!
That's crazy.
Big saves?
Are as the state of Marco? Oh shit, what's up Savics?
I almost watched your video today, but I got distracted by Beavers with your your Ampi video. I almost watched it today.
Uh, you rez at the Marika? Okay, I'm coming to you.
Yeah, I did a Marika.
I mean, this just so...
It's just AIDS, because we have to spend so much time to kill these ads, and then you
have this fucking ball. I mean, ideally, here's what happens. One of us takes the ball and,
like, pulls aggro, and the other beats the fuck out of it.
Yeah, well it's the artillery is like like it's on me right now. It's not anywhere near him, right?
So you have to draw the artillery away.
And then there's the mob issue. Yeah, I know you're right.
I think we get him down like this. I think you're right with the horse
Oh my god like everybody's there now yeah cuz we're both running in so that's where the
mob's ready to get central.
Alright I have four mobs on me so.
I'm beating the fuck out of them.
Oh.
I like I like I like to come back to come back.
Yeah they they came back.
Does the artillery hurt them?
Why the fuck not?
You're just beyond dead.
I'm gonna heal over here if you want to stack.
See, we should try and get our heals optimized here.
Down healing.
Oh, fuck. Oh no. Oh no. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead.
Oh, I'm alive somehow? Oh, my god, I'm alive but I'm solo. Artillery's on me.
on me
Okay, so maybe
So clear mobs then worse fuck
And those chicken nuggets, oh, right?
Might have been the worst nuggets I've ever had
Like I was like, is it the barbecue sauce? Nah, I tried a solo nugget. Mm-hmm. We're talking about the
The McDonald's spicy nuggets. They're just the worst you bet. It's actually horrible and we're massive fans of like Wendy's spicy nuggets
These are legit like really bad taste something. It's weird
It's like, it tastes like, like when you vomit, but you haven't eaten anything, so it's like your stomach acid.
And we, we also, we also like original McDonald's nuggets when they're, you know, fresh and not old and soggy and gross.
When they're fresh. So it's like, we're not just McDonald's nuggets haters, they're spicy, they're actually bad.
Alright, let me try again, maybe, maybe I just had a bad day.
Maybe they smell good.
I'm gonna be one of these small fucks I got one
I should be a food critic. I feel like I have a lot of good descriptions.
There you go. Describing the taste?
Yeah.
Oh, I got really low there.
I'm right now on the bowl, there's no mom, so I'm kind of pumping.
Okay, fuck him up, fuck him up, it's fine.
He's half.
I killed the spear guy. I've killed two of them.
What the fuck is that? Is that an archer right there?
Wait, the archer is shooting the ball by accident because you're not aimed for me.
Okay, let's play around that.
Just stand there and say.
I'm next to you, so.
Yeah, it's fine.
Oh, there's all the mobs are right fucking next to it.
Like stacked. It's cooked.
Well, I can't cut him away.
Well, I'm pulling a couple.
I got a spear.
Not as I tried my mob on my dad.
Okay, I'm killing a mob over here.
Jesus fucking goddammit.
I'm playing Dino too, but I went off with the ball.
Okay.
I hit the ball a couple times.
But artillery's on the way down, so...
I'm on the ball right now.
It's very low.
So low. You're fucking it up.
Nice.
Alright.
I'm gonna hit this summoning sign.
There's a couple of them.
I see them.
I got the one in poison, but I'm poisoned.
Oh yeah, you were so invisible.
Yeah.
Uh, where the fuck are the others?
Oh, I see another one here.
I'm at...
Oh fuck, I pulled mobs. I'm trying to pull people away.
Yeah, it's near you.
Yeah, I'm pulling them away so you can get it.
Oh, fuck, I only have three heals.
I see, I see, I just go down.
I will say there's a guy coming.
Oh, fuck.
I'm gonna heal us here a little bit.
I'm riding with you, so.
Oh no.
Oh!
Oh, I'm stuck.
I'm stuck.
I'm stuck.
I'm stuck.
I'm dead.
I couldn't move.
What's domino?
Oh!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
There's a guy shooting at the stairways too, as well.
Oh fuck! Oh shit!
That was crazy.
I
Well this that may not be no we cleared it we're good
Those aids I'm just so tired of the mobs that are immune to my bleed and this I'm worthless and she's doing a shitty fucking
Dagger
Well versus them it is shitty the boss respawn, but it doesn't matter
You got ambushed, Shar.
You fucking right, I should be.
There's a lady down here.
I should be using it with this whole fucking time.
Okay, there's some role play.
Ah, okay, we're gonna have to work hard to get out of here.
traps she doesn't do any dialogue they have any help oh my god why was it why
was I not using this
I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out.
Yep, I'm with you.
Do you see me?
I see you.
Okie dokie, so that's cleared.
What about the tower?
Why is the tower not ticked as complete?
Yeah
That's the tower where we teleported to the high-level shit is
Let's try click
Okay
But also there's like that graveyard out thing it. I think that's a great year
For the room
Okay
200 rooms
Alright, there's a little bit.
Dogs on you.
Well, next location.
We can go, let's sort of move, can you move your pings?
We can move all the pings, we don't need them.
We could mark, go here to ping one, or we can go to the castle morn lift.
We did.
did do this no this is where we kill the squid people yeah we did yeah but I
never looked at the the clips I did you can go check oh really then how come I
never looted that graveyard right there at the club I mean I think I actually
did it's on the room piece you did not on the clip yes I did
Fuck you.
No, fuck you.
Okay, but again, back to where I was saying, we have two locations we can go.
Yeah, but I don't trust you having looked over-
We did check the beach.
We ran all the way up and down it.
We did this together.
Yeah, that's fair.
But I'm not going down the beach, I'm going down the cliff.
Okay.
Roopees, Roopees!
On the beach.
I actually fucking hate that you're right if you found one actually.
Fucking dick, it's hidden in the water.
Alright, my bad.
You're mogging me right now making me look bad.
No, I'm just glad the stream is here.
I'm so happy. I feel validated.
So do you want to go to number one or number two?
Oh, there's a roompiece right here, too.
And I don't think we've got... No, what the fuck?
No, we've done all this. Why are you seeing all this loot?
I don't know. Maybe I just like...
You never looted that, I guess. Weird.
I swear I did.
Huh.
Can we see if the vendor restart?
Cause this is the guy that we bought that lantern from?
No, it's still down.
Not so long.
But he does have a stone sword.
I'll buy it.
I'll buy the stone sword.
Check by the lost dash.
Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh.
Should I not?
And it also has a wayhander.
Can I- can I get a wayhander as a dropper?
Is it only from the merchant?
chat it's 30 3500 it's fucking expensive half a level try the dagger on the
left hand and light attacks okay
I'll make him a vendor
I'll just buy it I'll fucking buy it
wait I can buy the stone 32 it didn't make it out of straw damages use my runes
and inventory does ranged dagger do bleed proc
Like as much as we do
Huh, what'd you say you should bet the lost ash I don't have a rinse
Okay, all right. In that case, beach down, merchant down.
Yeah, I guess that number one of them is you.
You don't want to try and include tower to see why it's not on computer?
Oh, the tower, okay, sure.
And then that, like, water bit.
What are you doing?
Okay.
Yeah, I wonder if it's clear.
No, we did kill him.
I'm dead.
Oh my god.
That was...
I was fucking ridiculous
Go back to the
I have a stake of Marika.
Hopefully what you see when it wraps with the stick of America, I feel like that's when it bugs out
But maybe I'm right here
I'm W team to that Melissa. I'm gonna climb up and kill it
No, you're not but definitely
I'll kill you use fight the guys down there. I'm trying to interrupt with Lista. Yeah, I have three ladders. I gotta climb
I'm going to the last one. Oh
I just got yep, I saw that all right. He just shot again, but he's done. That's the last shot
You should be able to use the ballista yourself
Are you saying I should be able to or like
No, I'd make a game. I'd make and make it. Oh, yeah, yeah, I can't use it
They're climbing up these ladders, so I'm just killing some mobs.
It's fine. I'm just fighting my fucking mom.
Okay, I'll tell them.
Oh god, I'm really fucking dizzy. I'm spitting on the horse. I'm gonna vomit.
Okay, I'm here.
Oh, god.
Oh god.
I tried getting the guy healed, but my horse is way too bad.
Let's see.
It's really azmable.
This fucking spear freak is so annoying.
Fucked up.
I didn't heal, but he just fucking healed him.
There's another one as a fucking guy shooting
Alright, yeah, I see that shit. You just have no horse. You're just floating.
You look sick. You look like you have superpowers.
Okay, I'm just trying to whip so he keeps getting CC'd.
I mean, the horse is just missing, so you're straddling nothing.
I'm straddling, God.
Oh.
The tower is still not complete.
Everything's dead, so I don't think it's completeable.
Oh, you're right, maybe it's the horse, okay? Hitting it?
Still not complete.
Chest on top, we're aware. We know about the chest stream.
Maybe you have to get teleported using that chest for it to come as complete since I did?
That's possibly it. That's the final thing.
Thinking. I'm thinking.
If that doesn't work, then it's just not something completable.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Or at least not for the map, at least.
I didn't kill the Lista, true.
Go ahead.
Alright, I teleported it, it is still not complete, so it's just not a thing.
I'm still trying to kill the Ballista but yeah.
Can I not teleport the fuck out of here?
So I will say you did just res everything at the tower before I got the chance to kill the Ballista.
It's okay.
No it's not.
Yes it is, we're not going there again, let's move on.
Maybe you have to kill the giant, that could be it too.
But I doubt, so she wants this to say, completed.
Like these little green checks on all these other things.
But even this tree, the minor earth tree, we killed the boss there.
No green check.
So not everything gets a check.
And there's nothing similar to this tower, so we can't really compare it to anything else.
Whoa!
I found something.
Cool.
Hmm.
I'll wait for you.
So you can come here.
I'm afraid.
Come on.
It's an archery challenge.
They have a boat to shoot.
No, maybe.
It's an archery challenge
Give a boat to choose. No, maybe
I have a bow down on the user. Yeah, I don't how to use bows either
LT and then
RT
I've got a crossbow unable to use this with put
Yeah, I have to do wield it
How do we trigger this challenge?
Also there's a roompiece right here.
Is there a way to enter our code list?
It says, why to examine.
I don't have that option too.
But I hit examine and then nothing happens, nothing happens.
And then the papa comes up again to examine it
Interesting all right, we'll fuck this then
You wanted to check that lake slightly north
I am a cheer sign of the all-knowing
Oh, there's a thingamajig here. Oh, that's no, it's just how it's not a part of war
Yep
So now we decide again my oh wait, but that's the archery challenge
Yeah, number one or number two number two being the teleport I
Just put the thing there
Well, what about the mine right there that's closer number three
How do we get to that
That's even find a way down here the rune bear cave. Yeah, that's one of those I should
get a notepad and start writing down things that are like we need to come back to you
later. There's a purple here in this game. I'm right behind you. I got it. Medallion.
I feel like I'm in church.
Okay, come to me. You have to parkour down here.
Do you see that golden bug at the bottom? I do.
I think the bats are going to fuck us up before we can get to it.
I got him.
Oh, fucking god, I'm getting blasted out here.
I'm gonna die when I see him dead.
I should have stayed mounted.
Where did I stay mounted here?
What the fuck do I do?
What the fuck do I do?
I just need to stay climbed down right here.
Yeah, I'm gonna have to go back there and get my souls.
I mean, it's easy if I have to say it out.
Yeah, just res me if it's great.
Just figure it out.
What did you say?
So let me write this all down in a notepad.
Everything we need to do.
What are you writing now?
So, Rune Bear, we have...
Trescent. We have...
I mean, you can just see what we haven't done because it doesn't have a tick on that, no?
Uh, no, the map's gonna get overwhelming, we'll fucking forget. I think it's easier in notepad.
You're such a nerd.
I'm right.
Uh, what is the fastest way to get to there? Okay, I'll talk to this.
Did you kill the death bird's nighttime boss? There is a nighttime boss.
I think it's basically it.
No, he's gonna be a second. I have to get my souls and it's a long run for me.
Oh what?
Oh, yeah, Xamar, that Evergolf, that's true.
Let me write that down, too.
Or Jale, Evergolf, I don't even know.
Evergale!
Look at that.
There's also a room, did you get the room piece that was over here?
The bats?
It was on top of the rocks.
Yeah, I'm bleeding.
Okay, I'm running here.
I died.
How did you get down to the cave?
I tried to jump, I thought I'd live.
I know, but my souls are gone again.
It's 2,000 souls.
It's probably 1,800 now.
Okay, abandoning it.
I just abandoned it, it's fine.
Yep.
Well, if you TP, and then no, because my souls are up top, where I jumped down from where
the bats are.
Oh, yeah, sort of parkour down a little bit.
Yeah, I just didn't know how you did it.
And all these fucking bats on me so he'll rush
Now
This is gonna right here in this guy
Oh
I gotta take out my bomb cannon for this.
Yep.
Got my whip out for this.
He didn't die, really?
Okay.
Oh, shit!
You okay?
Yeah, I just got this fucking flu out of Africa.
that's everything here, let's go through this all the way up
Oh
This is
Just don't
Go ahead
Nice.
They're all pretty low and they're healing right now, so I think we jump down on this
side to beat their ass.
That works.
Oh god.
Oh god.
I'm out.
Oh god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Let's kill this fucker.
Goddamnit, I hate the little fist hitter.
We can actually upgrade our weapons so fucking much.
Wait, I never checked my sway hand.
But now's not the time, now's not the time.
It is not.
Here, come here. I'm gonna heal here.
Is there a boss in here? There always is.
Actually, I say always, but there should be. I don't know what it's gonna be.
I have those quick little jabs
Yeah, hold on let's let's clear this let's clear this whole room
Check for anything we missed
Okay, well let's try to remember what hallways we have done places of maze
Shit not that's that was way too far. Okay. There'll be like a little yeah, and I know it's been like a dead end
So we just clear it
I agree
Probably left
No, no, no, I'm probably in here. This is the last hallway. I
See a chance. Yeah, this is it. Yep dead end here. I got a mob pulled
Oh
Mind me. Oh my god
Well, I guess your whip whip beats their ass
What's behind you
Exalted flash. Oh, I've seen those from Night Rain.
That'd be like a room piece or something.
Uh, come to me, smithing stone on me. Sombra smithing stone.
Ooh.
Large glintstone scrap. I don't know what that does.
large glint stones crap I don't know if that does and then you got the rune
chart here Trace yeah all right let's go back whipping the miners to death yeah
Yeah, that's what they get.
Let me put the heal.
So I think this is the area we could have jumped down.
There's a lot of mobs down here.
Oh my god.
Oh, no.
No, just get the back back.
That hallway, hallway, hallway.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, one's down. Another one's coming. This one's got big wings. This is the fucker
right here. He's flying. He's got a crossbow. No way. I just got an old cleaver weapon.
Now
That got crossbow
Heals
All right, oh the wing wing wing left
Oh, guys, gonna have to pick out some of them.
Oh, one more!
Alright.
Oh, okay.
Alright, spitting stone on me.
Isn't it crazy how good this whip is?
Like, doesn't it suck ass in base game?
Why is it so fucking versatile here?
That's the boss, right?
Yeah, it's gotta be. And there's the sake of America's- I'm out of heals.
Completely drained.
Maybe it's the sped up attacks when you do perfect swings that make it, like, just that much better?
I just got some cotton.
Alright, what do you do with this?
I dunno.
I like the thing is I'm not even leveling up my decks that much I'm leveling up my arcane and the whip doesn't get to utilize that at all
All the weapons got rebalanced okay so they buffed the fuck out of the whip in this mod
Alright well I got no heals
Good fucking eye
Well as long as it's not the fucking bull
I don't know what it's gonna be
I don't even see him. Oh fucking alright
Is he scale is he like walk everything I feel like it does
My bad. I just wanted to try out the dagger to see if I could use it.
Damn, that's the latest buff.
Ah, what the fuck, I can't even tell he's doing it.
So whenever he does that charge, he does two steps with his feet and then swings.
Well, not on that one.
Yeah, one, two, swing.
My god, babe.
Up them up!
I'm dead.
I don't think I have my fortune equipped...
on this character at all.
Me neither.
Alright, let's do that again.
So as it stick to heal from afar, plus mimic to your plus 10 breath with rot, that's what I played.
Dude, that sounds fucking sick.
Whoa, look at the stick of America!
Oh, shit.
Uh...
Yep, we're running.
Keep going. Keep going.
Jesus fuck.
Okay, uh, I'm running behind you, trying to stay close.
Wrong way. Shit.
Fuck it. Yeah, run through it off
Oh god, is it left? Is that where I got the cotton?
Okay, this is some woman directions if I've ever seen it
Are you complaining whenever you have to follow me?
Maybe, maybe, maybe we just get fast for it running, huh?
Oh, surely I'm not gonna go.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Oh, I put, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, okay.
Trying to cleave him up.
Oh, behind.
No fucking way.
I don't think there is one.
Babe, here we go.
Let's just win.
Surely that's okay.
He's not that hard.
Oh my god, that cleaves in the back.
If you're heal there Fuck that slam I didn't expect that
Nice!
Fuck, that went through my block.
I have one heal left, I want to try and give it to you.
Nah, fuck, I was just gonna say it.
Shoot up.
You're gonna heal, I want it.
I have one more.
Got it, nice.
That's it, that's it, that's it.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my god.
Yep.
They do be clipping in the back.
This one's doing it all, boss, and all of it, right?
It's just out of here.
I mean, for us, it was rusted anchor smithing stone in peace.
Alright, check for shit inside.
uh...
requires twenty seven strength
the ship might actually be pretty fucking good
first version sells a six k mb u can pick poison or rotten that it's your
weapon
I mean, shit, yeah, I'd fuck with that.
It's a business weapon, I mean.
No, I'm not going full strength, though.
I mean, for now you are, you don't have any faith.
You gotta eat your strength up first if you want to use strength weapon,
and then you start dumping things.
Yeah, true, but...
true, but I was dumping some dex too.
Okay.
What kind of weapon, like, would you want to use?
They just I don't know. I want new weapons like those shit you use
Um
Well that's cleared so now we're back to number one or number two, I think number one, right?
Okay, so let's go to castle more and rampart
We should clear this like like that. We're at while we're here or like the down area now
Okay, so not number one or number two
I see what you're saying. You're never gonna be back here. Well that forest
That's where we killed the first boss when we hopped over we kind of did do a lot there, but we can look more
Big flowers
Like big flowers
Yeah, they're past they're actually shooting at me from here by the way
I can't look at the map right now. I think we've done most everything
thing. Alright, I'm going to where I was. Castlemore and Rampart, we're gonna run around and go
up to the tower or whatever that is up there. One more dex for the night boss, yep.
Actually, I can get it.
I mean, I could dual-wield Flails.
I want to play the stone serpent this guy.
Nice.
Alright, so one.
Uhhhhhh...
Yes.
So just take the jump right here.
Where are you on my map?
I was literally at the bonfire that you were next to, and then there's a jump right next to you.
Oh I see it. Alright, okay.
I don't know why I don't see my map or anywhere.
Oh yeah, tower. Okay, here we go.
Uh, did not land inside of the tower. I couldn't reach it.
Oh.
I'm trying to open it. Are you in the tower?
Yeah, I just landed in there.
Okay.
Got the turtle shield.
Okay, gotta go. So you jumped up from the thing you told me and you landed in the tower.
Yes.
Okay. Wrong tower chance. Oh, you're in that one. Okay, I was looking at a different
tower entirely. Oh yeah, looking at the wizard tower. Yeah, yeah, so I don't have to, well,
that was the goal. Okay, I'm in the tower.
Oh, I got warming stones.
Now how do we open this piece of shit it says seek three wise be okay I found a
turtle kill we got killed turtles you're invisible for me to cover okay so I'm
I'm going to teleport back to the grave.
And I can't.
Hmm. I don't know how to go film with a flail.
Maybe do we'll let you in the next one? Okay, let's try that.
Yeah, I think Chewian, oh I found another turtle.
It's open.
There's an invisible one in the water.
You got it?
Oh, you must have.
Yeah.
It's usually like a starlight token.
Okay, starlight...
They can exchange for any piece.
We can exchange for any piece of gear in the lands between.
They are rare to obtain from limited sources such as remembrances.
Visit the altar in the Chapel of Anticipation to exchange these tokens for powerful goods.
Once you've done so, the Shrine of Anticipation at the Gilded Court also becomes available.
And we gotta met the memory so...
I think I'm busted. I don't know if I want to do that.
So, that's what you get for the Codex.
Okay, so the Codex gives those rewards, too.
That's blessed as fuck. I guess it's about people that are, like, trying to make some builds happen.
Yeah, so you can actually play a build at, you know, through the game rather than...
Oh, I got my favorite weapon off the third to last boss.
Yeah, that's something we can do if we ever get hard stuck and we literally have nowhere else to prog.
I mean, I don't think weapons are that OP.
It's not they're all pretty somewhat balanced
Okay, I mean I disagree
Wrong I
Mean I guess
The mod said it rebalanced everything to be somewhat balanced and at the end of the day
It's still just a weapon that swings some apply rock
My crazy
Yeah, it's literally the only thing that really defines your build is your weapon.
Exactly, but it's a build, it's not necessarily OP.
Well, it is. I can take my weapon and just fucking, I never change it again.
I can top it to like close 30 right now from the get-go.
Yeah, but there's also the catch-up mechanic.
So like, spit-thing stone once, for example, we can just buy for 200 souls each.
Well, if you want to go get a weapon, you can.
gonna have fun finding stuff as I go.
It makes me look forward to killing Chef.
Uh, where do you want to go now?
I mean, we just won't use that mechanic then.
Uh...
I'm just looking, like, looting around.
There was a purple at that base.
Did you get it?
No, hang on. I'm killing a wolf.
I died in the dog.
Okay, where are you?
Oh, I guess I'm invisible.
Yeah, I can't see you.
They just pull W east south.
South east in between the two letters.
I'll put a marker down and then I'm gonna teleport to the grace and just...
Starlight, sure. That's it, that was it? Starlight?
Yeah, I don't know. Yeah.
Teleport to the grace and just rest in time.
and get up I see I do
just press it should we still just reset it though
uh well everything already reset I have all my flash back but are you next to me
because I don't want you
oh yeah I don't know right you see me now
no okay
Part of the right, you think it's Caleb, but it's not.
Oh, so we haven't done, we can do this whole area?
I think we still go and let's clear the bottom bottom castle mourn lift
Right
Well, do we want to upgrade our weapons?
Again, we have infinite smithing stone once so every weapon we can get to plus three for a couple. I got 2,000 souls
shouldn't we get the quest first at a bridge?
oh yeah we never did get that I thought okay
no it's gonna clear like down to there
okay
on my marker
and I think the, I should've just gone and run straight
I feel like we're just gonna get up and stay resting at the same time, see if I can find
it.
Okay.
I see a guy with a cave.
I wonder if they can drop their weapon.
Besides, maybe.
Let's put a spark on her.
Codex, I think.
I think I'll go to nine.
Magnetic orb.
Oh god.
We should stagger so hard.
It does stagger a bit.
Another guy here.
What is that sign you see up there?
of
what is
this is a race
as craters glow in the deepest nights we welcome our Lord from the stars,
I must mean there's a boss here during night time
well
come here
let's skip tonight
tonight
I see some weird crazy shit
oh my god
oh my god
we gotta kill all these fuckers on the outside again clearly yeah
so let's get to work
I can go in the wrong hole.
Is this a base game?
Could not tell ya, I do not know.
Did I get on? Maybe I've just noticed in the portal.
Oh this fucking thing that's a suckage
Now is the dagger angle for sure
In a boss
It's a suckage
oh fuck oh that thank you babe holy fuck
fuck it's all wet
Okay.
Oh, that's a mana generator spell.
That's cool.
Yeah, it's like a gravity build.
Think of a jake?
I love caches.
All right.
Well, that's done.
Oh, roll it!
Last time.
I'm running around, seeing if there's any more.
There's like a hallway down there that you're going towards now.
There's a guy in the chair with some loot.
It's only the square, it's not just a sign.
Okay.
Well, I'll-
Is that you that shows a cave?
I think it goes down to where you are.
I don't see any dungeon down here.
Wait, it's pointing directly at the bottom of the floor?
Oh, I see it.
All right, resting.
Another dungo.
There's a roompiece right outside on the cliffs of the dungeon.
I want is like some type of overhead swing sword maybe that does rot or poison and then
I want to affix the opposite on it so it does rot and poison build up that's what I would
Personally want weapon wise. I don't like flails like your sword right now if it did rot
I'd put poison and I'd fucking take that to the end of the game
Fucking hate these guys
I'm trying to anchor it's a big bonker
Oh God
Yeah, but it was a spear. I don't like spears, Piss on.
Pisco, fucking whatever, piss.
Oh my god.
I-I just don't like the weapons, swings of spears, I-I hate them.
I don't have the equipped.
How nice, this entire time.
It's just been a phase game indie.
I was like wondering, like, is my fortune even doing anything?
Because I want, like, the fairy fortune?
Yeah.
Let's just reset here. It's horrible. We shouldn't venture in with, like, so little
heals. Yeah, I know I could be poisoning shit right now, but I have to go buy that.
But he just jumped off.
Good.
Alright, um, what can we do?
There's three of them, so.
Alright.
And one of them's doing the range.
You running back?
Okay, we're going back, we're going back, we're going back.
Like if I could, maybe I put poison and rot on the whip, I'd be okay with that.
Yeah, if I could put both on there, I'd be sick.
You should probably heal here.
It only procs one, does it?
Is that how you have to pick one?
I thought in night rain I had like weapons that were doing both
But I could also be giving you base game advice and this has like kind of changed everything
So I don't know well base game you can do both too
What the fuck
Okay, what I think there's you yeah on the left
Oh, yeah, I see the door where they're just a shitty flower though
So it's definitely not worth it. Yeah, I'm gonna let you handle this so you can get back here
I jumped down fucking
Rupees
I'm going to heal us.
Oh, I'm going to heal us.
I'm trying to test out weapon damage here.
It's not good.
Hey, it's no longer, that's for sure.
This might be the worst thing that's ever happened to my character.
I'll see you later.
Nice actually level up again
Ah fuck, I tried my special ability.
I've actually got a blender. Oh.
Try the blender again.
Yeah, that could be pretty nuts.
Like if they're on you and I can get a full fucking blender,
that could be sick.
But it does no staggers, so that's the issue. Like I'm pretty exposed while doing it
Okay, I will say I just watched like three of them come out from the floor
Wait from the I think they are infinite. Hello
Let's go up the ladder here
It's kind of a way if you can't get a bladder.
I'll just wait for you up here.
Oh, here's the lever.
Oh, my fuck.
Oh, room piece.
Yeah, so the doors are open, let's go rest though and let me spin my shoals.
So what is this weapon I'm using even to scale off of?
I have no idea.
I'll get more HP.
The scale is off of Dex.
Big time Dex.
Wow.
Big Dex.
Oh
I just prayed that you're fucking stone you threw at me
All right, I'm right behind you. What do you think it is? Guess, guess, guess.
I'm gonna play one of those, one of those cats with a fire tail.
That's a good guess. Oh, I don't know. Oh my god, you're right. Oh, ads, ads, ads, ads,
ads, ads, ads. Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Gotta kill the ads.
Okay, cat's on me.
Cat's on me still.
That's on me.
Fuck, I was there on me. I'm really good at killing the cats.
Okay, let me die.
What we need to do is now that we know that there's that bullshit there,
we have to just zug one of them together and remove it instantly.
I did. Remove one instantly, but then I'm getting...
Alright, okay, maybe I'll remove one too. You go left, I go right, we just have to zug it. I got hit and clobbered, so...
You can aggro them without aggroing the boss? Is that true?
I'll try to throw in the rock.
Yeah, this is an absolute weapon angle.
Oh, trying not to pull, trying not to pull.
Okay, the boss pulled, the boss pulled.
Okay, one down.
Okay, I'm beating the fuck outta this guy.
Okay, two down, one left.
Am I just saying again, I think?
Okay.
Yeah.
That is so aids.
Like, whoever the range guy's talking is just cooked.
Yeah, it's aids.
It's staggering.
So are you.
I think it's the middle one that ranges though.
I think it's the middle one that ranges though, I don't think it's the best way to play time.
Okay, yeah.
Yeah, I think it's, yeah, all good.
I don't like that.
Nope.
Don't like it.
Maybe like we fight there in a further.
I can try and get the boss on me. I think I can dodge it and handle it, but it's just yeah, it's a it's
Rushing mid
Shit
I'm fine, I'm dead, oh shit.
Well, there's really nothing to change over than just getting it right.
Just, just, just beat it.
Any fire oil? I don't know how fire oil would do against stone.
Okay.
One guy said he beat it in his first hour. He can't imagine struggling here. Thoughts?
Well, dude, that's so cool.
It's really good.
You should all go and watch him.
Hmph.
You're on your own for a second, I joint.
Late.
Okay, one down.
Time's up.
Okay, I have this-
Oop!
Everyone's on me, you get that ad, yeah?
Okay.
Crosses on me
All right, let's play the game
Fire on me
Holy cow!
Shit's net.
Hey!
Oh, it's locked. I backed out. Ranging. Wow, the fucking spin is brutal. They were supposed
What's that for run?
Oh no.
Oh I knew it.
Nice heal I'm gonna deal with soup.
That hit me really?
I'll fuck with it.
I only have one left. Miss sending it. I think it's a kill here. Fixed it. I'm worried about
I know I know okay it didn't turn
hit that hit that
I'll get pretty few kills just send it
I don't know I don't know what
Okay, I have one more I can give it to you.
I'll play it safe.
I have really safe damage.
Oh, I'm dead.
Okay, we're both one shot.
I'm going to let you die there.
Almost through.
Ah, but we didn't.
That's fucking miserable.
Can I level again? Let's see.
How much do I need?
7.7k
So I need...
Pretty good amount more
Nope, I can't
We need 700 more and I can level
If I dumped everything
Fucking buggy's taunting me!
Nope, I bet you miss having that cask though, huh?
I guess one
It's worse when they're just forming my track missile
All right, that's cleared that quest yep
the
is a mission
I see that shit
wait is that a mission?
that's a fucking guy in the dock
Uh, dogs.
Oh my god.
He's gonna do it!
Oh! I'm gonna- I'm gonna dox you see!
Is it spinning?
Clender?
I'm gonna die.
Do me both-
I'm gonna- I'm gonna do it.
Oh, you just save me with that heal.
Oh my god, there's a-
What the fuck-
Oh my god!
W-w-w-w-hello?
What the fuck is this?!
Oh my god!
like I have a lot of souls right now I see a room shark by the way
I'm still fighting his dog
okay come to me
it's all these shitty stupid stupid fucking flowers
burn them, I'm thinking I'm going to torch them, fucking burn them
I see two room sharks
This is AIDS
Where do we teleport to like where's this quest at I don't crack crater pot please? It's on the bottom though
Crater pot glade
What are the shards do we don't know
They do some rune forging, but we haven't unlocked rune forging yet or even we just haven't gotten looked at it
But one guy said you can't do it until you kill Margaret so we haven't even gone to look no not Margaret God
Godric oh
Yeah, just like
Tune in and like two weeks time
No, I think we're just about at a point where we're gonna kill
Margaret and then it's just a castle clear and then it's Godric. It's pretty back-to-back
I don't I don't see you
Don't know where you are. Okay, so literally where we just wear but I didn't get fucked up this time. I went to the tower
There's a lot of towers. Oh, you mean the forest look at our yeah, okay, but we just wear
Actually here, I'm gonna level up
This is way too many souls.
I'm at 15 bigger now. That's gotta be a decent amount.
Should be on one shot of them now.
Surely.
Surely.
Surely.
So you went down this big ass cylinder thing.
Wait, there's a grace we never got over here.
But it's like if I get, okay I'm just gonna grab it.
right past the tree sentinel that we haven't fought yet okay grabbing this oh
it's gonna reap I just raised everything yeah I say it's fun
yeah I don't think I can get up to you is there anything in that tower to go
I'm just gonna run there again.
I'm running up now.
I'm climbing up the ladder.
Oh, is there anything up here?
Okay, you go ahead.
All right, well, there's a guy with golden eyes, which means he's got a gig of souls.
Oh, no, it's the dog guy.
The dog has golden eyes, too.
I need you.
I'm on a dog out here.
Dog down.
Okay, I'm coming. From behind.
Okay, I'm on the dock.
Nice.
Ah, I'm an 8k fucking souls dot.
Yeah.
Damn.
I have 2k, but I just leveled up. Fuck, I shouldn't have spilt my thingies.
Alright, well that's that.
Oh, the quest. Goddamn, the fucking- Where's the quest, babe? Goddamn it.
I don't know, I wanna see if like, right there. I pinned it.
So I'm gonna go through a bridge we've just got.
You think it's right after that bridge? Okay, yeah.
No, she's like supposed to be sitting there, I thought.
I thought she sits, remember we killed the giant and we used the giant to AOE everything?
I thought it was there, but I just don't know things.
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
Ooh, there's purple loot behind the tree sentinel.
It's a stone sword key.
Let's come loot it.
I will once I'm out of this loading screen bed right here
If you would try them again, no
Really no we do not that we don't do that yet
Be like no cuz I'm really I'm feeling like you warmed up. I feel pretty fucking good. I'm not gonna lie
All right, let's get humbled. You ready?
Go spin your souls
It's gonna cost me 2k souls by the way
Oh, yeah, there she is, god damn.
She is a stock, random, base blonde girl that isn't overweight.
Trilogy's got a nice nose and her lips are gnawed and...
Look at those!
Did you get a quest?
Uh, I got a piece of paper.
Okay, make sure you say yes.
Alright.
Uh, I just spammed. You said he's around.
She's also blindfolded, that's in that positive because now she's not going to judge you based on your opening eyes.
Here we go. Jesus Christ. Sick Perry from both of us, and they're getting clobbered and butt-fucked.
Hey, but look who's taking down her.
Oh
God the triple
It's just exciting
Oh
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Fucking Jesus!
I'm dead. Oh, I'm alive.
Ah, shit, I'm just gonna heal.
Oh
Oh, oh my god
I'm gonna chuck here. Can you chuck a bit?
I don't know what that is
Oh my god.
Do I?
Yes.
Quick one.
That is too evil, right? Like, that's not bad. That's not bad. I said we just...
Let's do it.
So, I think he's immune to magic or to bleed. I didn't see a single bleed proc.
I think I did, but it was tiny.
Yeah, I'm bringing out the whip.
So I did proc him? But was it worth it?
like it ain't gonna add up
that's a quit main
get some rot no rot would be ideal any type of poison would be ideal
how many rebels can you have a day i mean i don't know a lot but you shouldn't
That's a bad start.
There you go.
Oh.
Okay.
Bad start on mine.
Is that him?
What the fuck? I'm not even close!
Yeah, the shields are so ridiculous.
I've got 25 arcane and I'm just not using a single point of it, but it's just better
to use the whip.
wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
I got a new chest piece
very nice
oh wait
hang on here
because I'm using the whip
you okay?
no you just pulled it
I didn't pull it
It's really hard to get like, hits him without risking shit.
Aw fuck.
That's a reflect.
I want to heal here if you want to get your health to max.
I don't know if you can get to me.
Here you go. That's it.
Jesus Christ
Gotta heal for you too
Oh, the killing is about to get a big slam.
Yeah.
I want to top you off.
That's okay.
Oh, I see your sin.
It's fine, it's fine.
Don't fuck with me.
Give me a mouse.
Oh!
Oh
No, God that shield plan delays
I'm solo I have no real sauce is it
Oh, so so.
Got him.
He's ass.
Oh, he's about to stop me.
He's gonna fucking stop me.
Scary, I hate those.
Run! Run!
You found me.
Is there no one?
I'm trying to get him off.
I'm trying to get him off.
Pulling him.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
Fuck!
No, no, no, no, no!
Damn. Very doable. I mean, it almost did it.
Oh, flattened out.
Our damage is horrible
Really, I thought my damage is fucking crazy high. I think our damage is horrible. I mean I think our ink
Remember I'm wasting so many points in our can and I just don't get to do any dots or anything
I should probably just drop the arcane build
Fuck I'm like permanently gonna have six in our cane because I chose a perfumer starting class
There's just wasted points
Oh
Oh, I should do it.
Goddamnit.
Oh, um.
I was trying to heal here.
of
of
of
of
of
Are you having a heal left?
I'm too bad, I'm just losing.
Yeah, you think you do?
Yeah, I'm just going to get it, it's just so not right now.
It's alright, I do my damage to where I hope I am.
Okay. Alright. Oh my god. How the fuck is that?
Okay.
Oh, how'd that hit me?
Alright.
Okay, all right, so soon as it's tri-pairing everything
Yeah, I think I actually fucked you at the end there
I absolutely shrimp and I try to come for the group here, but I look at yeah
No, it was on me I try well I tried to run towards you for it
Just play healer for vey, you know what maybe I actually just respect I think I just fucking
I'm gonna go faith healer build and just heal and do damage. Yes, absolutely
I haven't used yet
I don't know how to use that spear
What the?
I will see.
Fuck.
Oh god.
Uh, I'm bad.
I'm so bad.
Dang.
Oh my god, I'm so bad.
Oh shit.
Oh god.
Oh my god.
Again.
Again.
Again.
Again.
Get me out!
Get me out!
Oh!
Oh my god.
I died.
Oh shit
Just
Should I defend you right now, babe? No
Are you sure? Absolutely. Oh
Are you sure? I'll do it, but they'll call me a sip, but I'll do I'll do it right now
But the thing is actually I actually sure that might have a lot of fun fucking healing
No, no, just please no, please please please don't please all right, come on
Just remember you can ulti and I got some words
I'll say don't say they will hurt about the fucking hurt not you. It's okay. That's okay
No, yeah, get that get it make sure you pull aggro off the healer
Hey his blocks half my shit
You did
I'm... I'm back, I'm back.
Or this is where I downloaded him.
Is it?
Alright, I'm just gonna start parrying everything.
Come on Sam.
How's that a Sam?
He's gonna fucking shot me off the edge!
That was pretty sick.
Flail for one round?
Ooh, blunder?
It's not upgraded. There's no opportunity for a blunder.
I could try dagger again. I mean, maybe it was doing good damage, maybe I'm underestimating it.
I
Call it up
Then second
Okay, I read the Webstone what okay inventory
Where is it at?
What Stone Knife? It says, allows the use of ashes of war at a set of grays to bestow new battle arts and affinities to armaments as skills.
So couldn't you add an affinity that way? See whatever you want.
I have no idea. I've never fucked with this kind of stuff before.
Well, we can, we can, when we kill him we can get to that grays and then read it there.
Sure.
That's a rough start.
What do you mean by scary?
Oh, shit, you're right.
Ah, ah, ah, no.
The dogs. Sorry, dogs are in here.
Okay, let's just go for the shield and it is uh, let's double, okay.
Double?
Yeah double.
Let's double.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yikes.
I'm at the top. Yikes.
I don't have any other way to go to my seals here.
You just soap.
Getting him?
Blagger, blagger.
Got him off?
Really we open my skills when you talk down.
Oop!
Is that him? Don't do that, it doesn't work.
I, I did, I did. I don't know why, I just...
I...
ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah...
You have to get it while he's getting up.
It's fine.
I really shouldn't have been that, I shouldn't have been that.
Back two heals left.
Two plus one is two, it's two, it's three.
Okay.
Quickbats.
Fuck!
No!
No!
Scaries?
No.
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Scaries?
No.
No!
No!
Yeah, like, I parried some and the stamina is just fucking gone afterwards.
Yeah, if you don't parry it.
Yeah, that, I did, I saw your bleeprocks there.
Yeah.
I'll try flail this time, just give it a whorl.
Maybe it'll have big moments, we'll see.
It's just the dagger's so fast, I love how many swings I can get in, in between stuff.
Blenders are gonna be like damn air impossible to- actually you know what, I'm gonna start
with dagger, throw the shit and then swap.
Oh, missed.
Okay, I'll lift that.
Nice heal.
God, I'm not doing it.
No, I gotta go up the flail.
God, I'm not doing it. No, I got a goth to fail.
Oh wow.
No, back to that.
I can't get up!
Oh, I'm dead. Okay.
I have a question stream.
When you dual wheel daggers, does it make the individual dagger do less damage?
I mean, more than like the two-handed difference.
And does it reduce the bleed build up?
I guess it makes it do less because it's longer animations maybe.
If you want my redo yet, I don't have it on this character.
That's, I'm not asking.
Hmm.
There is a decrease. Okay. Well, I'm just gonna keep two-handing this little fucking dagger. I think this is my best weapon here for him
It's a little little
God I'm getting owned here. I'm gonna get kind of greedy
That's a bad attempt.
You are a parry legend though.
Keep parrying.
Bang.
I do have a second dagger. It's just not the bleed dagger. It's just a random ass fucking
dagger I can give you my redo vif is swapped no no no we don't do that now
fuck that make the way
hey you can I say that I should be worried let's don't think now fuck that
No, let's go fight the boss here.
I don't want to put any...
use my whetstone on any of these weapons yet.
Because I only have one.
I just don't know if a whetstone is like you have one whetstone or if it's just a crafting like you have one crafting.
Maybe, I don't know.
I was out of stamina fuck.
Yeah, good mom?
No.
No.
Oh, you're- I heard a- Oh!
I'm gonna stop! I'm gonna stop! Oh my god! Oh my god!
Hold on.
I felt the air.
You really fucking did. That shit was two inches from your face.
Fuck, why did I swim there?
I'm a hero, I'm a hero, I think I'm filming a film.
Oh, no!
God! That's too late!
With that fucking insta?
What stone is supposedly infinite? Yeah, I see that.
Alright, then what do we do?
Grace. Which Grace?
Any Grace?
Alright.
Yeah. I'm still loading. Yeah.
Oh god, no, I have to sit for a fucking second.
All right, let's see
Ashes of war okay
How does this work oh
You can see what passes effects are on the bottom under ashes of war
Yeah, I don't think we have them.
Let's zone cannot be used on somber weapons.
Okay.
What?
So, is the, yeah, the redubia is a somber, so I can't do anything to that.
Ooh.
Yeah, because it does-
I have another dagger here, so I can add stuff here to this, but it's just blocking consumes less stamina.
that's not that good no it's like this is shit I thought we like found poison I
put poison on my weapon or something
I'm not putting that shit it's all shit so I'm not gonna not use a
or do be a
Oh, but you can also look at the whips and stuff
Yeah
Fuck
Because you were coming through so I couldn't move I took a shield to the face
Yeah, you fucking you right
I'm going to top myself but I'm looking for an opportunity at this point, oop.
There we go.
Ah, that got my queen, okay.
God, that baits me every time!
Oh
Oh
of
off
of
off
off
I could have been knocked down too.
Surely.
Got him. He is ass.
God, I hate that.
Jesus fucking this guy's throwing me like a pinata. I have zero heals.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
Well, you saved me there.
Ahhhhh!
Ahhhh!
Oh, the alien is crazy.
I don't have two of these daggers, no. We're not gonna cheese and just get on her other character.
This is it.
Kill the boss with what we have. This is it.
oh fuck I pulled the boss yeah I spaced out I'm just going to kite it and just wait
Okay, it's game time.
I'm fucking jumped!
I thought it looked like you were supposed to jump it!
No, you don't jump that. You just have to time it better.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
I know right how low is it like two bars left fucking two bars I don't know how we managed
Well, we fucking went super saiyan at the end with zero health. We just never got hit by anything
We just have to do that again
Go to lock and I gotta like I
Gotta get a beer
I think this is it. Beer is my superpower.
What time is it? 5 30 p.m.? That's not that degenerate, right?
It's a beer. Who cares?
Yeah, but I wanna drink some of this dog select.
Is anyone in chat not the hallway?
I'll get a beer if you guys get a vodka.
Jesus fuck.
No. Not ideal here. Shit. That's it.
What are you saying I'm giving my character back story oh you're pregnant no I ate a
baby different than having a baby that is different what's your character back story
How did you become a whipper?
Don't answer that.
You know, we want to know where I got this hood.
This robe?
Uh, anyway.
I took that too far. Let's just move on. Let's go.
I
Stopped talking in case you like ended up in all this stuff or something. Yeah
Yeah, well upstream relationship
I feel like they could break up and everything.
Ow!
Fuck this trip, why didn't they expect that one?
Oh no.
Start ducking, start ducking.
I'm not ducking.
I'm not ducking.
It's duck time.
There's no ducking there. You don't duck that I
Parry that yes, I'm done
He's just fucking lunging
That does go like that that takes a while to like hand over I hit it. It's really a go off
I don't know, I don't fucking, I don't fucking...
Is that believable?
Extremely. Someone donated and said,
you think you could ever beat the gaming god NMP lol?
No. I don't think we're ever that gonna be that good.
It's true.
Ready?
How much they donate?
Five.
I guess that does pay for me, but you locked me out!
And you stunned me.
Oh, but I framed it.
Oh, I also got locked out by the way.
I was just stuck in the animation.
Pop that Delay, that always fucks me.
That attack.
I'm low.
I can top you off if we can stack.
There you go.
Oh my god.
I can't really mark to kill you, but you would just take the same thing to run away.
I won't let you kill me!
I'll fucking kill myself!
Did you use the genuine to that guy?
I know.
I need a water.
Really?
I'm a good one.
Yeah, see it.
Go ahead.
Oh no, no, they're gonna judge.
They're gonna judge me.
They've no idea.
You're gonna judge me, I'm gonna pay my alcoholic, I'm 27 and I'm not supposed to drink, maybe I should ask my mom.
and
and I stopped it with GamerSup's beer. Code 4.
It's a secret product, it's not out yet.
Wow.
I don't understand people that don't like beer, like, I don't know if I said that, but I think
if I have a soap on, and I'm just listening, I'm scared, it beats me.
Ahhhh...
No, no, only soy boys don't like beer.
Go and enjoy your cider, you pussy. Get some apple juice.
Little bu- little some- some bubbly apple juice for my baby. Oh, he's so cute.
No, fuck- fuck my teeny. I don't- I don't like the taste of alcohol.
But the taste of beer is not alcohol, it's just bread. It's like I'm eating bread. I'm getting my carbs in.
What are you saying?
Well, I'm health-maxing with my Jim Bros.
Yeah.
I'm gonna be someone talking about...
Ugh.
Ahhhh...
Get some good water.
Alright, you ready?
People.
Yeah, I'm ready.
I get this school right here.
There's nothing here, it's fine.
Okay, I just need to get better at dodging the delayed shield slam.
That's the thing.
Yeah, maybe I should.
Hey I got that one!
Fuck! It's not a dodge there.
Someone said that this game is like dodge because of how many ways you can dodge.
Like the dodge roll itself is less eye frames when it doesn't look like these games are not supposed to be like that.
That's why I'm doing nimble. I guess you can't with your weapon.
I'm getting them.
Both of them.
Yeah, yeah, keep fucking up.
He's on me.
I'm coming out.
Here it is.
Yeah, he's at.
I'm gonna have to heal here.
I'm in one shot range.
There's a duck mechanic in this, there's dash, there's jump, and then there's duck.
It's not crouch where you sneak.
And then there's the cure apparel.
It's been some time since I've become a full-time streamer and my wife and five children left me
My podcast idea didn't turn out that good and comments are mean
No, it's water
Guy who's streaming nowadays who was wife and five children left him is looking for a vtuber girlfriend
He said suggestive for suggestions
He said his podcast isn't doing well either
Oh
That gets me every time
Oh
That's a gonator. Oh
And you're gonna do that
I'm trying to parry, shit.
Yeah, it's just so much easier to dodge everything than it really is, but I have nimble dodge.
No, you have to wear like a heavy weapon and shit, it's harder for you, you should be parrying.
different for you yeah yeah pretty much have none on well it's just cloth I'm
wearing the cloth grab and garb and cloth trousers and then the impending
lock in I gotta lock in
Okay
Ready ah nope no back back back. Oh god
Oh, that was a quick turn
fucking shit cocks
it always fucking is when you don't want it to be
It always fucking is when you don't want it to be.
Oh my god.
Oh god.
I'm dead.
I thought I was dead!
I was dead.
That was dumb.
I don't think I missed it.
Well, what we could do is just go to that castle first.
Yeah, it's by the fire.
I don't know, it might actually hurt.
The castle is a girl that I can defeat a tree sent in a one less than two hundred and eighty seven times.
Yeah, but we don't know if it's gonna be like hard or not.
I don't know. Just keep it up with this guy, we're fine. Like we, we, honestly at this
point we've kind of downloaded his stuff. Our best option is just to WP it. This guy
will die.
I just, I just, I can't help but feel like I've regressed.
Uh, it might be the beer.
Haha, who knows.
No, it was the, it was my second attempt when I got him down to 20% and ever since then
I'm chasing that high and I'm not getting it.
I need to.
It's burning my business, I can't, I can't.
Fuck that greedy.
Oh fuck.
No the turn.
of
death
of
death
of
Oh, the fucking quad?
Oh, no, time I can't it's not it's not it's not
What are you doing here?
That's crazy!
Not a heals.
I
Fucking God
Okay, he does attacks fast.
I'm dead.
Yes!
Good job babe!
Fuck!
What you did?
Oh!
Oh!
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
Oh, yeah.
Oh!
Oh, man. What the fuck is the projection of bull-deaths on sick?
I don't fucking know.
Oh, I don't know. I'm in my heart.
As soon as you said it might be with the beer, I was like,
nah, I gotta prove you wrong.
Okay, you proved me wrong. Good job.
Great fucking job.
Oh, thank god that's over.
Oh, my god. I'm like, my heart.
I'm gonna have a heart attack.
It seems that this game is too hard for you. Maybe they should invite Nick instead you're probably right it a barrier probably right Wow
Projects a sphere of golden light this might foes
23
It is a lot
Oh, yeah, that's spear
Jesus Christ. I ran through to get my souls and all these fuckers respawned. I'm resting
this they reset hopefully okay how much is it to level up let me see 8,000
wow Kenny 3k more all right I mean I think we go to the castle more and
lift right I think so so clear this shit
Margaret might be harder than that guy or might not be I don't know maybe he is
easier we probably could do market I don't think we're we definitely can we
limit test before it is doable but let's full clear before we go there right
yeah
that's like a hundred minutes short
All right, I'm coming to you.
Two-handing non-strength weapons is pointless. Isn't it 10% more damage when you two-hand?
I think it did say that, regardless.
I look cool, right?
You do look sick.
I look like a monster.
Dog?
Oh, oh my god, oh my god!
Okay, one more smithing stones.
here what wait what what's better what are you doing
I'm getting a bunch of audio from TTS it seems this game's too hard for you maybe
they should invite Nick instead that's true I saw a vey in the no pixel 5 trailer
Are you going to RP as a degenerate gambler? Maybe. We'll see
No spoilers waiting
Do I even have that enabled
You don't have to enable that, that's a tool to enable the feature.
This is going to be very AIDS by the way, without either way, one at a time if we can.
Oh he's fucking golden too.
Oh hell, I have- oh fuck.
Oh shit, oh my god.
I'm flopping to the whip.
Rock!
Rock!
Fuck.
Okay, I'll see what this fair case does.
Okay!
I see I see I see I see I need to equip my whip though. Fuck.
I'll hold them off. I'll hold them off.
It would be at the bottom. Okay, got it.
I'm whipping.
Jesus Christ, I can't move!
I'm dead.
I got hit by one thing and I just I literally couldn't move
I have remembered this even in normal yeah unless you have crazy AOE it's fucked if you
pull everything here. But now I have my whip equipped too. And I also have 6,000
souls drop there so I need to go get those. That's a lot. I mean that's how much
the tree said no drop I just wasn't able to spend it
the
fucks going
long elevator
uh... get off
i'm not even on it it's not going up for me okay
uh... you're on the elevator for me
I'm on the elevator for me- oh!
I'm pulling it down. Yeah, bugged.
Wait, what if we bait them to the elevator and then they all fall and die?
Umm...
We can attempt that. I'm down.
Okay, hold on.
Here, I'll... Oh, we got dogs here. I gotta kill the dogs.
There you are.
Huh, weird.
Alright.
No, no, no. Oh, yeah.
Oh, no. What are we gonna do?
Stand on the other side?
Yeah, we're just gonna run around, right?
Okay.
Alright.
I was gonna wait and call them.
You wait there. You wait there.
Okay, waiting here.
You gotta put more than this, one guy.
Well, I just wanna see if it works first before I pull him down.
Did you get your souls?
No.
And it did not work?
Well, it'll be long, it needs to...
Give me a minute!
Ah!
The fuck is teleporting to me?
It will work, it will work.
What was he doing? Why is he standing like that?
I have to go grab my souls.
Okay, so it's working because he can tell he's in a falling animation because his feet
are out. He died.
Alright, I mean, fuck, I got my souls. We can send it.
Pull it off. I'll go right, you go left.
Get everything pulling it all is a good idea because they're gonna start running like left and right and then you're just gonna get
It worked!
It did work.
It did work.
They're like bugging out and being fucking weird as shit to me
Yeah, that's fine
Remember I can only one other whenever
No, it's okay. Okay. Say the word and I'll do it
He's being racist against my Polish genetics.
Oop, another dog.
I'm gonna pull this one here. I have a little dagger I can throw.
Fuck oh my hello
Fucking damn it dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog
I'm not sure if I'm gonna get him.
All right, two more, two more.
Damn it.
Oh my god.
I didn't know they have that bite and terror thing.
Yeah, I should. Really, burrow.
Every time you die, I take the sip.
Oh no.
No blast.
Oh, why, oh no!
There's a lot of sips.
It's the elevator down for you right now or no?
It's very down right now.
Okay, that's making sure.
Like down isn't like like it's like it's coming up, right?
It just showed up for me. It's right here now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Alright.
Dogs first.
Alright.
Oh.
Oh, I'm getting dunked. I'm getting dunked.
Getting him.
Alright, maybe just hug left and like...
We can skip it, but there is loot up there.
Oh god, there's definitely a room piece up there.
Yeah, exactly. I think we pull it here.
There's one more in the lap.
Okay, one more here.
Oh, I'm from a rocket.
Okay, pulling up more here.
Oh, I'm from a rocket.
Oh, that guy's a flyer.
Another one's coming.
Oh, row right here.
No, no, no, no!
Goddamn, I hate that.
Here, come here.
one of them. It's it's only when he lands the bite. Another one, another one. Okay,
okay all right drop for that big one here
okay we're pulling off
nice
Okay, I'm killing the big one here Oh God, is he a roar?
Nice.
I don't know if he roars or not.
I don't know but I'm scared now.
Very nice.
Ooh!
Long shaft packs.
This B minus scaling strength requires 25 strength.
Ewww.
Yeah, hold on, let's see if you like this.
Look at this thing.
I don't really like action.
I don't think you like the side swing.
I don't think I do.
Well, I mean I am.
Well, yeah.
I like my sword.
Okay, let's get the sword then.
There's gotta be a room piece.
Uh...
Fire grease.
Up here?
There's a fire actually, there's a room here.
There's a chest here.
The fuck? I feel like I've never been here. What is this?
There's a claymourn here.
That's nice.
Is this new stream? Does anyone know?
This is absolutely not new. I've been here like a million times.
Oh.
Okay.
Uh, we got a pool here of two mobs.
One...
Three mobs, I think actually oh they're fighting
Boys no room pieces a ladder here
Some time weapon and armor have special effect on them check description. Thanks
dream driven I had no idea. There's a massive fight up here oh god.
What the fuck?
Ranged guy here. Just try to keep it even I feel like so it's constantly on
are probably being helped. I actually think I prefer to kill the creeps of the
butcher. Yeah these biting cunts are the worst. They actually barely hurt each
each other.
Yikes.
I have one heal left.
Let's check up here before we move on.
Well, I'm not moving on.
I just haven't cleared the floor.
There's some more people.
Is that not move on?
Okay.
Alright, it's a dead end here.
Oh no I'm gonna heal.
Ohhhh!
Is this better than my torch?
Cause of weight strength scaling.
Requires 12 strength.
I mean the other one is strength indexed to
fire breathers
yeah but it's gonna fire breathers spell
the flames on the ground will burn for a
short time that's what they do to us
that's gonna be my farmer weapon I think
that's pretty good
interesting
I see a room for you.
Where you're going?
Well, okay.
Turn, turn, turn.
There, down here.
Nothing else?
No.
Hold on, hold on, I see some...
You can go, I see Loo over here on a corpse.
Could be a piece of armor.
it's a smithing stone
alright there's a guy right there, you see?
look at this
nah, you got him there
look at it, look at that
it's a ladder
Oh, this is- See, this is the way I've always came.
I've never gone the way we went ever.
See, is it the easy way?
I mean, I guess, yeah, actually.
Oh, shit, oh no.
They're raging me.
Oh, fuck that. I knocked one down? He's dead?
Okay, well, we gotta knock him down and then, uh-
Fuck you!
Wait, he's not getting knocked down when I throw shit at him.
Jesus fuck.
Ah!
Dogs.
Dude, I can't hit him!
Yeah, this is absurd.
Oh!
Is that-
I can't hit him.
Okay, knocked him.
I'm dead.
Well, where's the nearest grace?
It's like, I think this way and like down on the way.
Yeah, you gotta do some parkour shit.
Down.
Oh right there
God it's so close
We also didn't get to we didn't get to do the quest you can't go back up now
Oh shit
So we have to go back to the beginning and we said this is rush past everything
Yeah, come to the beginning oh
But I think my soul so we have to go the way that we
Well hold on because there's a way what do you mean there's no way to go up top you can get back
okay I come up the grace and yeah I think so yeah there's a little effect at the lighter okay
then I'm not gonna rest hopefully it doesn't rest everything oh no I really I rest everything
because you died so I had to rest all right okay well maybe I should TP to the grace then huh yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
I have to get my souls back, that was a lot.
So how do we get back?
All right, so you jump here.
Okay, all right, one person at a time.
Oh, that's it, okay.
Can you take the ladder on the wall?
I'm rushing my souls.
Okay, got it all.
Oh, you interrupted it.
Nice.
They're doing mob.
Let's just go to here.
In you do
No, we're going this way then all right
Kill this flying fuck if we can while I'm distracted
and it says design to inflict additional damage for sacrifice in the mine
good, we'll talk to this guy
I'm pretty sure if you kill him you'll get like a 4-7 steal from him in my experience
yeah, I don't like this
we're gonna be good then
I'm a good person
deliver the letter right?
Yeah.
I'm so cute, but I can't even if I can't assure the truth.
Yeah, I'm fine.
I'm gonna, uh, throw the castle.
Oh, it's a halberd.
Like halberds.
Not really. Oh, I see a rune shard.
I wonder what it scales with the halberd.
Usually strength?
pretty much all your strength
maybe we do kill him man
maybe I'll kill him
yeah we can do it if you want it
I've never killed him
yeah I really don't care I don't think it matters
let's just kill him man
okay
it's I don't think it matters
oh god
oh god to kill him
I mean like at the end of the day you're just killing all the bosses right
Alright.
Let's kill him.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Oh, let's see if we can kill him.
This guy's no joke.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, oh my god.
I'm trying to just do deep stinger here.
Oh fuck.
There we go.
And it's Knight's Halberd.
I mean, again, they probably nerfed it.
It's absolutely not plus seven, it's just a halberd now.
Is anything good on that?
It's healing.
With dex actually.
I mean dex and strength, but mainly dex.
So could be good.
Nullify's arrows.
I see that room piece you're going for. Or are you not going for it?
I did get it. Didn't I?
Oh, you want to go for it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, this one I saw. I thought you got it.
Yeah, I got that.
Oh no, it's one.
All right, is that it? Are we moving on?
that is in fact it I'm going down there is that like onion fuck wait giant
I have to go back to the grace I can level I have 10 k souls what the fuck
should I level at this point
I guess I keep getting arcane.
I like that.
Yeah, I'm just going to keep getting more arcane.
There's like a purple there.
I do see that.
Whoa
You're bad
Oh, there's much a sludge in here
I'm burning the sludge of my flamethrower, but that is actually boning.
That is so fucking cool.
Oh my god.
Yeah, I'm PvE built now.
I need to fucking...
How much strength does it require?
12?
I have what?
I think 10?
Is this where I clear the sludge here?
Alright, clear the slush here.
I think there's fucking more damage in my sword.
Yeah, I'm gonna start stabbing it with the torches.
Okay, does my arcane buff fire damage?
the
looking for that bug
this thing down below below next level not right now
yeah I think you're right
yep you're it
Oh, shit.
Yow!
No! No! No!
Okay, alright. Don't heal, don't heal. Come here.
I'm here, I'm here. This is a fucking long ladder.
But didn't we get another Talisman?
We did!
We did!
Boost non-flask healing with lighter equipment load frames for self and nearby allies.
Boost non-flask healing?
Who's healing?
Huh?
What?
What does that mean?
I don't know.
I guess it must be like when you're actually using like the facebites to heal?
Maybe you should put that on and the do-talesmen save like passive.
I'm gonna do the passive healing.
Oh shit.
Like faith healing spells?
Yeah, that's why I figured as much, but then it started talking about with lighter equipment,
load frames, and then it confused me.
What are we talking about there?
Twin blade talisman.
What does this do?
Are you like giving me nimble roll if you're like killing me?
Strengthens light attacks when chaining them in succession.
Wait, that's fucking crazy for me.
Cause I just dagger spam.
And I.
Actually, yeah, I do the fuck out of that.
I ready to try and get that shawar?
Yep.
It's like here and then it's down right there.
Oh, it's health.
Oh, well that's good for us.
Are we seeing so fast now?
Yeah, well it doesn't, it hasn't changed.
Oh, I think you put the talisman on.
Yeah, it increases the damage of chain attacks.
Oh, yeah, you do some damage now.
Okay, babe.
A compliment's a compliment, they take it.
Thank you, thank you.
Hey, what is this?
What the fuck?
I jumped down already, I fucked up.
I don't know if you're getting there.
I'm just making sure you didn't miss something.
I've never seen this level.
What is this?
Raises maximum HP and Vigor.
I'm confused.
Why is it HP and Vigor?
What's the difference?
I don't know, I think it's the Derns.
Huh.
It's 200 HP, I don't know, shall I use it?
200 HP, I don't know, should I use that or should I go with like slowly restore HP in
combat?
How much do you think the slow lead is going to actually...
I feel like the value has to be crazy with how little we heal, right?
not in a boss fight. I wish I could see a number how much it actually gives. I don't
know. This is like, if you miss it, you have to do it again, right? Uh, yeah. Well, I have
the way for you to go so don't bounce off your fucking head you get the loot
I don't know the loot there's rats
all right hang on let me then cheer then hey ready when you are
all right
Oh god.
Get out of the door, get out of the door, get out of the door.
Okay I'm gonna come here.
Oh shit I'm dead.
I'm not dead.
I'm out the door.
I'm fucking it, I'm fucking it, I'm fucking it.
Oh no.
Holy fuck.
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!
Okay, I killed big man.
Fuck, that's damn enough.
Oh, there's a grace here.
Oh!
All right, let's go ahead and rescue her that poison there
I have met it I was trying to flamethrower those rifles. Yeah, it's cooked. Are you still poisoned?
No, I think you just smell bad
Oh, you got stinky gas coming off you
There's loot in the right room. What's this fucking right? Well now you just pull from here. Oh
My god, that is fucking sick
Yeah, I'm the racks germinator
dude I'm about to take this course to fucking it oh hey look at that wait maybe
I do a wheeled whips how's that gonna play out
now put like a poison on one or three like a raw on one something on the other
that could be good
Fuck.
Did you live?
I'm here.
Alright, let me tell you what's up here, Lootwise.
Throwing daggers.
And there's a ladder over here.
Oh, found it.
Uh, yeah, this would build shit for Daggers, still.
Maybe you do want my second Majuvi then.
I mean, for now.
Fuckin' three seconds.
Together, so it's not a big deal.
Maybe.
Oh, god, look at Slang.
I just really like one-handing a weapon. I feel much more in control with my animation
locking. Like when I dual wield, I'm stuck in an attack for a pretty good amount of time.
And it doesn't feel like much more damage. It feels like it reduced the damage of each
weapon by so much so that it ends up the same damage.
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
I'm not dead but there's a loot here if you want to just stop it.
I said get the fuck out of your angle.
Sure.
Okay.
I think so.
I mean we can tell how many heals you have.
Just watch him, just watch him.
I won.
I don't think this boss is hard.
I'm sure we can do it.
There might be a room piece here, hold on.
There's not.
I mean we should just TP to the grace and then run down and just skip everything.
It's right there.
I say we should just try it.
Let's just try it.
Alright.
Why are you holding the controller like a grandma?
Ah, good question.
That's how I'm holding it.
Oh.
Come on.
That hit me.
What the fuck?
I have no heals on me.
I'm one of you.
Every time I parry, it just fucking falls over.
Got it? Yeah, lucky with that.
Dammit!
Oh!
That cleaved out.
Well, absolutely doable.
Yeah.
But yeah, every time you parry, it just fucking falls on his back.
He also was, I was just burning my torch, I went to the wrong foot.
Is this the right grace?
This is the right grace.
Ow.
I think you can just jump off the bridge, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I don't know why I didn't how I did it
Be poisoned
It's 5,000 cells gone yeah
I
Didn't pull him that's right. I'm cool. No, it was me. It was me. It's all me
Which I can
So low it I just leave
There's a valley inside.
Yep.
Ugh!
We're gonna see if I can parry his shit.
It's just...
Ugh, if you don't fucking perfect parry it's your stance is completely gone.
Hmm.
I just ate my spice from my guilt.
You gross I'm at a point where after having half a beer it tastes good
Nick did this on a second attempt. He's better than us. What can I say?
Dude, I can't believe Nick soloed the node meant for Fortis. It's people that are fucking crazy
good for him
Did believe oh didn't pull me
Oh my god, that's a late one.
Oh my god, that almost fucking one shot you.
I know.
Oh my god, the fucking, I'm dead!
Oh, please!
Oh my god, that did so much fucking damage.
Yeah, he's got, he buffs himself with the roar, so it is bonus damage.
Oh my god.
Oh god the fucking I'm dead!
Oh the cleave!
Oh that did so much fucking damage.
Yeah he's got, he buffs himself with the roar so it is bonus damage.
That cleave was just fucking me. It's so fast too.
Operasemina!
He is no joke here. He's so much faster.
It felt so easy that first attempt and then we just got it.
Yeah, I got hit by the big swing which took all my health.
I didn't heal to full and then I came in and he hit me with a cleave.
All of his attacks do massive cleave.
So it's hard to even get in there to help you.
That was so sick, the way we slow walked into there, it was so sick.
That was so sad.
Watch this, watch this, watch this, watch this.
See that? See how I'm missing?
That's not huge.
Watch this, watch this.
Fuck.
On that, I'm fucking out, I'm fucking out.
The hell was that fucking leap?
You guys are flying.
I can shoot again, I'm just gonna pull one, I'm just gonna do it, I'm just gonna do it,
I'm sorry.
I really just said that the Magsy helmet is kinda cool sometimes.
I know.
This looks kinda crazy all of a sudden.
He's very fucking fast!
She fucking insta-buffed this man.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, oh my god!
She's the best big lead.
He's buffed again.
I cannot believe you went for a parry counter there.
That was crazy.
Yeah, I didn't say like if I used that, I get back on the plane like they do.
What the fuck?
He is... this is difficult.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
It is.
We can do it.
We can do it!
But like, when you said before, it's a free kill, he's like, easy.
No.
This is infinitely more difficult than it's supposed to be.
Okay, but Nick, beat it first try.
Okay.
You're right, you're right, you're right, I'm stupid, my bad.
He is, the aggressiveness is fucking, and the speed is increased.
I have my torch out. I am applying a torch debuff right now.
Oh
Oh my god.
How long does that take for the fucking thing to buff last four?
A while.
I'm dead.
Fuck, I couldn't dodge.
Oh, the double swing is so brutal.
Did she just feel like everything she roars, am I crazy?
Keep fighting. I'll look for it. See if you can live longer.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I swear whenever she wrote she like, like a bar, but maybe she was the...
Someone said he healed half of her, a bar and a half.
I mean maybe he is healing over time yes that all everything in the game does
that in this mod but we're thinking when he roars it it massive damage yeah I
mean he like he gets like a green oh yeah I do see that green so we might
having like also more passive healing god his roar heals them he is a pain solo I
could imagine and before if he wasn't that hard for me oh I can't tell if I'm
rage waiting or if people really don't even know what a mod is I actually cannot
I don't know. I really feel like you have no idea.
We're just... no.
No, I'm just tired of repeating it so and what.
I'll fucking save you
Yeah, you have to parry some of these things, otherwise he can't dodge them like that.
The double.
That's a four for three.
Fucking shit.
You get off of me, man!
Now get off of her!
Shit!
I'm coming!
No!
What the fuck?
Yeah, like the claw, you have to carry it, or you can hit by the second claw.
Hey, when it goes for a claw, that's a quadruple attack.
That's fucking ridiculous.
Yeah, maybe I should swap to more of a, like, bigger weapon and just wail the fuck out of him.
I don't have a lot of strength, but maybe the flail would do it.
Maybe whip is actually good here, should I try it?
Let's see, alright.
I'm only going to use one whip though because maybe I should use both, fuck.
Alright, double whip. But only one's updated.
it's way harder. Are you here? Are you in? I'm here, I'm here.
Aw, fuck.
Leave him alone!
Uh-oh.
Fuck.
The double?
Sir.
Sir, please. I'm dying one of yours.
Okay, I'm alive.
Jesus, relax, man.
Oh my god, you're right.
Oh my god.
Is it doing a lot of damage to the whip? I don't know.
a lot of damage to the whip, I don't know.
Oh, I'm not dodging anything, though.
There's a lot of fucking stagger.
Yeah, that's really good.
What the fuck is that range?
Okay, I'm gonna heal twice here.
Take parry on that.
Stay behind you baby!
I'm out of heals.
Oh, that was so fast.
Got him to half.
Yeah, the whips are...
That is a long animation, I'm stuck in it, and it's damaged, and it is stacked.
Yo!
Okay.
Yeah, whip is worth it, that felt good in the whip.
Yeah, I'll stick with the double whips.
I'm gonna go upgrade one of the whips really quick, in that case.
Alright.
Get them to plus three.
I mean I'm totally down to just W key whips if I can get rot and poison on them that'd be I'm down for that
I'd send the build the whole game
It's just getting used to this the animation lock is pretty fucking difficult
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motherfucker I thought you was saying that it's
it's for four to six people
oh shit
just trying to
hang on
can you upgrade my sword to plus three
should I upgrade my whips to plus four
you can't?
yeah we have this stuff, what I'm doing it, fuck it
you're right next to me, how are you doing it?
well Matt, I went to the round hold
Oh weird, you're just right next to me in front of the boss area.
Oh, haha, no, I'm not, it's not there.
I guess I'll open my story to plus 3G. I'm coming.
Alright.
Go buy the rot at the first merchant.
Let me go see. The first merchant, you say?
Someone says like a what's wrong, but I don't know. I've never I've never brought
Oh wait, the first version is here
Wait, you're back
The wet blade uses me to unlock the water video without requiring a wet blade.
The wet blade fragment or...
Oh, there's two wet...
There's two wet blade fragments.
One is 6,000 and the other is 24,000.
So, how does this work?
They unlock an affinity.
So they're both the exact same, but in order to buy two it's just the second one's just
really expensive.
Alright, let's just go fight the boss like this, it should be fine.
It's worth it? Yeah, no, it would be worth it.
I took a lot of time with that copypasta, I can tell. You seem like a connoisseur of
pastas.
was well done
Not enough ASCII dicks for my liking
They're banned on Twitch now
you're a real past the conserved no paddy-dicks oh my god oh my god he's a
big dick I did not I was looking away
walking around the focus damn you're pairing everything
I got hit by that twice I'm almost dead now
Can't heal it up.
Oh my god.
Get off her.
Uh-oh.
I'm just getting owned. I'm not in stodgy too early on those.
That's fucking fast.
I tried to get the heal for you when I died.
No, I'm not telling you what I was doing.
Not your fault.
He's full HP.
I see the rooster.
He is full fucking health.
I wonder what that was.
Oh my god.
Okay, that's how that works
I'm trying to get used to this fucking animation.
All right, let's go all right. I'm walking on
that
that didn't know that was on me there
I think the parry that I just got a parry like you are
yeah well when you don't purr parry yeah but you're like training yourself I gotta start
He's full fucking health, like what is this?
What was the book?
Bumped out there.
Strap? No, not a bug.
A real strap?
Is he taking damage?
He is. You're doing about a fifth of one bar per swing.
f**king legend
oh
he has life steal, yeah maybe me getting hit, i suppose he's repairing
I'm waiting to use a sword, but I need one more shrimp to use it
What is that? Who's that?
Alright, this is your bet, this is your bet.
Well, I may not, I gotta start parrying, but I haven't done this yet, so.
No.
Leave him alone!
Leave him alone!
Oh god, he didn't. He didn't get hurt.
Uh, the double?
Oh
That's a sick carry right there. It was not a carry
Oh, dang.
And during that, yeah, he's like, it's stuck. That's what he does.
Fuck.
Nice.
Oh
Come on to the war
Oh, he's in a roar.
I think I canceled the animation for it.
Oh, somebody take down there.
Oh, it's a live fucking jump.
Fuck.
I
Are you
What the f*** is that? What the f*** is that? It's a big ass f***ing sword that is sick looking.
Holy sh**, it does poise damage. Heavy poise. 40 strength.
40 strength! How much do you have? 23.
You get to 30, you can twohand it. Maybe less.
All right, that's that's my new gold right there.
It's a fucking sick weapon.
I see. I don't know. I don't know because I kind of like this sword that says
Grey Spawn, Grey Sword.
I don't need no more strength for it.
Yeah.
You need 27.
Oh, you only need 27 strength. Did you end it?
Oh, that's not bad.
All right, come over here.
Get the room fragment and there's also loot in the ocean.
It also has a bug.
Golden star we already have that
That's the one that's the one I had on my clerk. Oh, so it's the faith farming
I actually need that if I go like I might still get some faith to heal
Something to spin some man on
I'm a little more for the merchant. Oh, yeah, I only need six thou or 600 more
200 more actually
the what take it a whetstone thingy
it's at the merchant yeah it's just a
whetstone fragment there's one for
that right there I do see it you
probably have to hug the building to
see how much is it the ash of war gives
plus two staffs on everything
temporarily on her weapon you mean the
And the big two-handed sword he just wrapped.
Pretty fun.
And it boosts the next attack.
That'd be pretty sick to my parry, but what am I doing?
Since it also gives me stacks of damage if I'm parrying.
It's actually plus five apparently.
Oh my god!
Well, it's mods that might be...
Who knows?
Alright, so we have two options. We can try the Ever goal again.
We can do the rune bear or we can go
How much do you need for the what's done? I need 200 no
Yeah, 200. I mean 600 or I can use a rune that puts me at 200 away
Okay, but I'm asking how much because I need a bet to 6k
Sorry
I'm just gonna go to the what stone church kill some mobs is fucking get it
It's the first church
Church of Ella, but any room super I got it. I do but it only get only a 400 worth. So I have to go farm 200
Oh, wait, only one of you can get this 6,000 won?
Oh, look!
How the fuck?
Who's the other person that gets the last one, too, then?
Man!
Like, I needed two.
Are there not more out here somewhere?
I might have to restart here.
I can buy it in my world if I need my player.
I'll go do that.
Good call gamer.
Yeah, I might just do that. I just stomp.
Alright, I'll buy Rename a little.
Okay.
So, the question is, should I go poison or should I go rot?
First.
That builds faster, I don't know.
That's pretty strong. I mean, what's the actual, like, difference?
I know some are immune to one, some aren't immune to it.
I feel like I should go poison considering we have Kaleid.
I feel like everyone's gonna be fucking immune to rot there
Poison builds really fast. I think I go poison then
Let me buy this
The wet blade part right now. Yeah, right wet blade back. Yes
That's that's the other one. Yeah, like there's one for 24 one for six. So to buy both is aids
my god oh my god so rod is more damage but it scales with faith and you would
have to respect
rod is I shouldn't you just better going bleed and poison them to scale it off
of our game that well apparently they both do it's just a lot of wrong answers
here
Well use what blade fragment? Oh
Poison you're right poison arcane
Rot faith and physical it does say faith physical here. Oh
My god, there's so much shit
Yeah, I think I go poison it increases how fast it applies
One is there another rot here
What is a cult
Not physical there's arcane physical or a cult
Peace your gravitational
Cold as int
Interesting.
The cold is physical, so you can hit Radegon and shit.
It just makes them scale with arcane. Interesting.
Well, I'm gonna get poisoned, fuck it.
Okay, so now how do we use this? Use a what? Strengthen armament?
Ash of Wars. So now you go to Ash of Wars, sit at the grace. Ash of War.
Storm Stomp? Determination. How do I see what these Ashes of Wars do? What would be good
for me. Determination is a weapon buff. Okay. Hey, what should I do? Uh, there's a strength
fire that sounds pretty sick or maybe i go raw since i'm faith physical
you only have one ash of war per weapon okay so this one has to be something else
Let's go boys, it doesn't matter
I'm strength go fire lightning. Well, I'm not primarily strength. I'm strength, Dax and Faith
Fuck
Fire strength is percentage D. That's pretty sick
How do I use Determination?
Do I not have enough mana?
This is L2, Shreem.
This is it.
This is Block.
Here's L2.
Okay, let me one-handed.
Oh
Okay
So now my weapons scale with arcane fuck that is sick, okay
Okay, now me me me. All right, so let's focus on you. All right. So where were you at?
What do you mean where man? I'm at the what stone at the pick one
Okay, no you got help from however many people so I need help from however many people can you show your screen
Because I can't look at the options, so they can't see the options. I
Can't cuz I use mine
But now they're gonna see my
So hold on well, what do you want to be building like do you want there we go? I am safe strength tax
I think I'm gonna do well. I definitely want to have like a face. You're not you're not a kid
I'm a little faith how much you have
13
Okay, we'll go back to that screen. I
Mean bold there's fell are any of these new
is
look look it keeps going raw faith physical
fell is new felt could be cool but I worried it's like pure faith which I'm not
How both Rotten Cursed is all new.
Fires most damage, but it's the 30%.
Maybe I should go Rotten.
Yeah, you could apply your dot too.
That cool? Is that cool? Is it going to be cool guys?
We both apply dots.
But then, do I have to start putting points into Fade to make it scale better?
I think Arcane, someone was, again I might be getting one guide, someone was saying Arcane is how quickly it'll apply, but faith is what's going to scale the damage it does.
I see.
So you might still want some Arcane.
Rock sounds pretty fucking cool, I'm not gonna lie.
And how do I do it?
Uh, did you pick it?
I picked it.
Alright, now go to the bonfire.
And go to Ashes of War.
Can I, but can I put it on any weapon at any point?
It seemed like it, yes.
Okay, at this point it is unlocked you can yeah, you can spam it so that's the war pick your weapon
Now you're gonna select one of these I
Have to replace my
That way I guess so yeah I
Don't know what you'd want to be using wild strikes could be I mean you can just spam it try it
Select it and then like click click a go to rotten. Oh
Wait, you went poison?
I guess I do.
Did we unlock it for both of us on the save?
Why is that there?
Check, check, check, check, check.
I can't, I guess I could check.
I dibs on rot, you can't go rot, I'm rotting.
No, no, no, I actually love that you're doing rot.
I like being on the W.
I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
Oh, okay, well, hold on.
Ash is a war, blah blah blah.
Yeah, I see rot in here.
Holy fuck.
Yeah, it does share.
Okay.
Uh...
Yeah, just like your affinity. Try it. You can just change it if you don't like it. Try which one you like
Why doesn't it look cool?
Really doesn't do like a cool like no doesn't change how it looks at all
So hit LT
Or L2. I said if I don't go if I don't go right, it's never gonna get applied. How do you know?
What rock I don't know
Yeah, if you can find opportunities to hit with that shit
Okay, but now, for my points, to make that better, I put Step and Faith.
I'm just a full Faith user now.
Fuck Strength, fuck Dex.
If you want to buff up the dot, then kind of yes.
But look at your weapon, it now scales with Faith as well.
So yeah, getting Faith might also buff the weapon damage.
Yeah, I think you actually just dump Faith now.
You only need enough strength and dex to use it, and then you're a faith emperd.
That's sick.
Okay, okay, one more question, okay?
This weapon says it coats armament and flame whenever I use a skill.
So, if I put a raw on it, is it still gonna keep that?
Could it have a fire raw sword?
Uh...
Oh shit, oh fuck!
That sounds fucking sick. Alright, I'mma work towards it. Put it on. Put it on. I want to see it. What? I can't. It's strength 24. Yeah, you can two-hand it. Yeah, wield it.
I'll two-hand it. Use it.
Oh, the L2. Is it skill?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, it's skill! Look out!
But keep in mind, in order to apply it, you'd have to replace that Ash of War.
It's not an ash of war. It's just whatever skill I use it puts it's a passive
Okay, so then I would do ashes of war in this thing wild strikes
And then raw let's see how that'll be like
Fucking come on let it come
Let's go. Let's go kill market
It's like playing the game. It only took us like 50 hours
Yeah, I guess maybe you don't really have builds until later now. We got some builds going on. All right
I'm just a fucking little whip pussy here. All right
Ever goal or market I think market will be more fun. I think market too. All right, we're going to market. Let's go
Let's try and break through these chains. We haven't been able to get past them
Maybe now we can do it
Do heavy as I'm doing a wild strike. All right, man. All right. I'll do it for you. Did you upgrade your sword?
Yeah, no, I might want to do that so it doesn't feel like shit
I do want to do that. I do want to do that.
I'm gonna do so bad, I'll forever fight.
Go ahead.
Rod and fire skill of faith, what's actually an insane combo?
Oh my god.
That is, that is a pretty sick fucking combo you got going with that.
I can see you running around while you're at the stronghold.
You're floating above me.
Like, stop moving?
Jump?
I'm talking to the guy now.
Okay.
okay
she's at the round table hold right now it's crazy
um
so what's your weapon at?
can you jump for me?
dude
haha that's so funny
uh... i have a plus four and a plus five
yeah but uh... yeah
well, lucky you
Oh, we might still get humbled. Here we go. Ready?
I'm getting humbled! I'm getting humbled!
I'm doing a move! I'm doing a move!
Fuck!
Damn it! Keep getting caught in animations!
Oh god! Oh my god! Oh my god!
Oh my god! Oh my god!
You had a rot, you had a client rot by the way.
Oh my god! Oh my god! I'm dying! I'm dying! I'm fucking dying!
There's no bleed, okay, fuck that gets me every time I keep getting hit by it
This parry.
Oh my god. I got him. He just asked me to die.
I think he's gonna see down here.
I think so.
Every fucking time
I think I got hit by that so much like everything cuz I was going for pace
So chat y'all got to really look at the health bar did the poison do anything?
I think it was taken for 15.
Your dots just cancel his regen. I mean if they're canceling out the rea- that's damage regardless.
Alright, I'm going to try for real this time.
Like I'm still trying to get used to dual wielding looks here.
Nice face down.
I'm gonna use my weapon, that's true.
Let me get a look at this rot here.
So it's doing 39 to 73.
So what is 39 to 73?
It's like 35, 34 damage per tick.
what your rot was doing.
Plus the poison that's picked you down.
Yeah, it's crazy.
Yeah, I mean, next thing we got to know
is duration. I don't know
what things affect duration.
So if we know duration, we can
calculate how much it actually does. What?
Oh, poison less 80, while it's 40.
On just my left click
or do I have to use my ash?
Is that why I'm not using my ash?
Your weapon just applies
rot, period, at all
All times.
Got greedy with the swings there.
I'm trying to get that a poison applied, but fuck.
There we go.
Oh god, I'm full.
Oh my god.
I can't see me.
I'm full.
I'm stunned.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Not it is double whiz is so tough.
I got him.
Oh, the dagger!
Oh, phase two.
Oh, fuck, I'm a healer.
I'm out of heals.
Oh fuck I'm out of heals.
Oh I'm one.
I'm out of heals.
Oh what the fuck.
I'm actually getting a one-handed whiff I think dual building is awful
He feels so much in his face, dude, look at his fucking HP, he has a double T.
Yeah, I mean the double whip, I'm just caught in these animations, I can only attack...
I mean, I know it's two attacks and one, but I can only hit RB one time.
Before I am now, I'm gonna get hit, if I go for another.
You gotta jump.
Yeah, honestly, I kind of like that. I'll just have one whip and I'll have a seal on the off hand for Faith spell
Well, do I even want faith spells at this point?
What if I do?
I think some like incantations scale over game
I'm trying to get that poison applied ASAP.
That was sick. That was sick. That was sick. Yeah, we're sick. Oh, I'm gonna do it again.
All you get in there.
I'm trying to heal us here, poison supply too.
Fucking dagger, fuck!
here we go
Some bullshit.
Oh my god.
What the fuck?
Click through spirit music.
I'm gonna chop his head off.
Oh, I hate that. It's really hard to dodge that.
I got him.
I'm out of heals, so...
Oh shit.
Devils?
Oh god.
Okay, that is good now.
I'm done.
Oh!
I just got combo'd.
Oh, me too.
Yeah, let's do
Got him the three bars
The greed
Because you just daggers over to farm. I know it's it's tough because it's like you see that he's healing so much
So yeah at times. I'm like fuck. I have to do damage. We have a DPS check to me
And then also some of these attacks are the dagger little that he does
Maybe you can dodge this shit and not get hit, but it feels fucking difficult.
And yeah, maybe I should actually swap whips to like, bleed once poison's actually applied, right?
Aww, smart.
Come on, let's get the late-ass staff.
I hate that.
Should we try to optimize the deals at this point?
Since we're early, I think we should.
Oh, god.
I'm trying to catch you, but I still don't know what to do with that.
I hate that!
Okay, I just gotta start looking at when the shooting is coming because I think it's unavoidable
but you can predict when it's happening.
Nope, he just randomly fucking does it.
I haven't gotten poisoned applied yet.
I'm gonna heal us here once.
I see it, I see it, he's on me, he's on me.
It's phase two.
What the fuck?
I'm okay with these slams.
Nice, we got rot, we got bleed, we got poisoned.
Oh fuck that run.
I don't know what that was. Oh, there it is. You got him? I've seen it. I hit it. I'm going to heal us here.
I don't know what that was. I'm going to heal us here. It's fine.
Oh, the fucking turn! Oh, god damn it. I fucked my rhythm. I'm dead.
Play third, not only play third.
What? Oh, true, gay.
So, I think this guy
his actual move set from
what's his name? Margot Margot.
Yeah, Margot.
And who the fuck is Margot going to get?
I don't know, let me be the next guy, no, I'm talking him but like him not nerf him.
Oh fuck that Sartre, oh my god, horrible Sartre, excuse me, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
That's on you.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
I got the poison on.
That's what I'm doing.
I fucked it up.
What the fuck?
That was my stamina.
Yeah, no, I fucked up.
I should have gotten it.
Do we want to try and sink healing on this?
Okay, got it
I'm way too good of a time.
Oh, gone.
Yeah, I don't know how... Can you roll that? I don't want to find out. I don't have to.
Oh my god.
We got poisoned up again.
I hate that spell. I'm dead. Somehow alive.
Healing here, come on.
I don't know how to avoid that because of the double.
It's gonna send a heal.
Oh my god.
Got him.
One HP, I have no heals, so.
That hit me by the way.
That did?
That absolutely hit me.
I was doing some lost straight shit. It was not worth it.
AHHH!
That attack combo is horrifying.
I'm gonna blow some of that shit off the list.
Hey, we're getting the fucking down though! This is it!
Come on, I gotta get out of here.
oh try the poy poison dagger plus the somber can I even do that can I even
to put an affinity on that motherfucker I don't think I can ashes of war no you
can't because this is you can't do that to somber weapons
I mean maybe I could do like
I can't do bloodhound fang either.
I could do this.
This does bleed, the forked hatchet.
I could do a morning star.
Or this flail.
Normal dagger?
Well, it's not upgraded, so I don't know if this dagger's gonna be better than a plus
five whip.
And I'll be honest, don't sleep on that whip range.
Like this guy turns so fast, and all these fuckers cleave.
So while they're on her, it's really AIDS trying to get damaged in, if I'm in close.
I've returned, I did not wash my hands.
That's okay.
I mean maybe y'all are right, maybe there's something better than this whip that I could
fucking get, but for now this is doable.
But I should change the whip to blood. That I should have done.
I'm going to play more Rocks now that I have P-Hands.
Okay.
Ooh, ow.
Ooh.
I don't know. I don't think so. I think we're...
Nice.
Yeah, I staggered him.
Oh
He's about to get staggered right yep here. Oh no
Here we go
I'm healing
I'm just glad they're poisoned.
That's on you.
Oh shit, I'm gonna have to heal.
Yeah fuck, I just gotta heal here.
Ooh, I can heal up, we can heal up.
Nice, big.
I don't know if he's doing it again.
Yeah I jumped and hit him and I fucked him I guess.
I know it's because it doubles. It's so annoying.
Oh my god. My camera. I can't even get up.
Oh god, I tried to roll into it.
Ooh, big.
What? He likes stuttered.
I'm out of heals.
Ugh. Follow that M1.
I want to... I want to... I want to... Oh, shit!
We're... undead. The dagger's gonna finish us.
That's not a dagger, that's a sword.
He's got both. He pulled out the sword in Phase 2.
I hope we're getting him to the Simmon mount. We're just gonna get better now.
This is the gager take the sword.
Just so you know, I tell you.
Hold on, let me change this other equip to bleed.
Can't we make a foot of me while I'm here in the hall?
You're right, I can't. I didn't do that.
Oh, I don't have bleed. I have rotten.
rotten okay I'm just gonna stick with my whip that I don't have bleed build up I
can apply to it or I guess I could swap to the dagger yeah I guess I'll swap to
dagger mid fight
Oh, fuck.
We should try and optimize heals this early.
Oh, fuck.
That's leaving bastard I have a lot there poison goes on soon
I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm not dead.
Okay, alright.
Wipe it.
Fucking wipe it.
Just wipe it.
I'm gonna go into the bathroom.
It's like in...
That was good.
Wait, you're going to the bathroom now?
Instead of going when I'm going to optimize every time.
You're just not a real gamer.
I guess I want to tell them about some work.
I bet you just got out of the loading screen.
No, I was waiting, I was waiting.
Bullshit.
Hold on, let me forward some stuff to the driver.
Alright, go ahead.
There's my stream melody down there.
Horse and Chairs' opinion on gaming in 2026.
People are so fucking dark shit that brain that they just mod everything hard about the game.
I can't be the only one who fucking sees this shit.
Do people mod games to make them less difficult?
I thought they, like, what?
That's true, is it?
I thought people mod games to, like, quality of life and to literally, like, what we're
doing.
Alright.
I don't know. Ready?
There you are.
Motherfucker!
Oh, playing awfully.
I can't believe I'm playing like a fucking god.
I can't believe I'm playing like a fucking god because I'm like gonna get rocked.
8 seconds because I got like 5 person staggers, get rocked.
And that was this one, this one, this one.
Next one.
I'm trying to not use my heals here so we can...
There we go.
I got a poison on him during that.
Oh, fuck.
You should probably get some heals here.
Nice big oh fuck
Oh my god.
He's got quad fucked.
So here on this land...
I like this thing.
Ugh.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh
Trying to get poisoned stacked up
I've got a heal I can try and give it to you.
Waiting for a good moment.
Next slam.
Here.
here
oh no, eh, fuck it, okay
just say
well, that's it
that's a force bomb
oh my god, oh my god
oh my god
I'm out of it it was like what 82% no
Oh
That second phase is tough
Oh
It sounds like the courage to cowardly dog like villain music. I don't know you probably don't know I'm talking about
It's just been like 20 years since I've seen it.
Yeah.
It's like stuck in my head, that sucks.
of
pretty close to getting poisoned here
there it is
big fleet proc
Fucked out.
It's got to heal myself here.
Big rot, reapply.
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Run!
Fuck!
He's wanted.
Oh, he got hit by the last thing that.
I think we need to do your shield.
Yep.
Okay, all you.
You're trying to get that poison back on.
It's a natural purple, I think.
I fucking called it.
Please, are you poisoned?
Oh my god, there's a lot of them.
I'm dead.
No, we should go to the next one.
There's just one left.
YES!
Every fucking time, babe. Goddammit, yes!
Fuck, I have two heals left, and I just got cornered.
YES!
Every boss, you're the only one left.
I've died right at the end.
We did it.
We fucking did it
Now we can finally play the game
My hands are sweaty that was crazy
Do you get the souls I lose 10% because I died every time you die in this mod you lose 10% of what souls you did have
So whatever that's fine
Well, at this point I'm gonna start leveling some goddamn fucking arcane.
Oh, you're right.
Oh my god, you're right.
Honestly, I mean, I'm gonna ask ChatGPT what is the healing per second of the
Blessed Dew Talisman?
What?
Why don't you ask me to chat while they're here?
I don't trust them.
I trust, I literally trust ChatGPT more than them.
What is the healing per second on the Blessed Dew Talisman in Elden Ring Reforged Mod?
It restores 0.28% of your maximum HP, plus 5 every 2 seconds.
So it is HP based.
Wrong.
So unlike Vanilla Elden's ring, or unlike Vanilla Elden Ring's flat 2 HP per second,
Reforged version scales with your max HP.
So everyone's saying it's wrong.
Again, this is why I trust this more than y'all.
Y'all do not know what Elden Ring Reforged changed.
And I just know a lot of you aren't even gonna know what the fuck the mod is.
We do.
Don't say we.
individual
Oh, they're not they're a hive mind. There's they're all wrong. They're half of them are wrong
confidently
So point 20% your max HP. I don't really have a lot of HP
We are
I still think it's fucking nuts. I'm gonna rock that with how shitty our healing is
That's a lot of HP. I'm gonna rock that shit. Are you rocking it?
I'll fucking rockin' it.
We're rockin' that shit together then.
Alright, listen, there's a somber right there.
Points. You see me pointing? Right there?
Okay.
We'll see ya.
The roleplay pushes you afledge.
Respect the roleplay.
How would you do something like that?
Oh my god.
I'm on murder.
I'm gonna have to confess that.
Hey, do you see that?
That woulda-
I don't see anything. I'm fucking dead.
And my body is on my camera is still on my why you talking then if you're dead
Just
You see that room piece right here, no, I'm on a loading screen
Okay, where are you
Where I pushed you off I was aiming for this wooden plank right here for the room piece
Oh, my bad.
Come on.
You see me?
Uh...
Oh, motherfucker.
and grease fire grease what's this it's a hole wait see our rot and poison this is
really good honestly the hardest thing in this game are clearly the bosses but
this shit's gonna be pointless versus random mobs we ain't gonna we ain't gonna
I got my fire lucky you
And that's what you got your bleed what the fuck is that we're going fine. You know what? Maybe I do dual wield whip on trash
So what's that do whip jump attack?
double
Yeah
like
The devil it's pretty good, but I get stunned for a pretty long time where I can't move
Welcome to jump attacks. I know
Uh, where the hell did you go?
Well, I went back.
You teleported back?
Look up!
Look up!
I know, I see you just- No, I ran.
I went left, and then I hugged left.
Okay.
Tell me right now, do I drink this rebel?
Yes, you do.
Okay.
Alright, now, we're not doing Godric for a hot minute.
We've got an immense castle to explore here, so.
Time to relax.
Actually, I say relax, but this place is fucking cooked.
It's gonna be really nice.
Hold on, does this gate take our souls?
But I forget.
No, he opens the gate for you, but then you just die.
Or you don't just die.
We can try and run through.
He tells us to go the other passage.
I
Said very well
You said very well, I said I used the main gate, okay
Okay
They're saying a right and he does do it for sure which I thought you'd know when your fifth play through
Run run run, they're not shooting at us
What are they? Oh right here? There's the blisters, okay?
There's a boss up here if you want to go right okay, oh my god
We can zug to the grace you want to zug the grace?
Okay, we're doing that. We're zugging to the grace. Do you know where it is? Yes. Yes, I know. Yes, I know
Okay
BOOM!
I forgot that was there!
Um...
It hurt good.
We didn't suck hard enough.
Hey listen to this.
I hear it. That was the drink thing. Now if we go side gate it's kind of we just
full clear the castle. We should just go side gate just because you want a full
I don't care anyways, right?
Yeah.
Look, right here.
Who was it?
The Golden Room.
I'll take that.
Oops.
Actually, my fuck the bird's pretty hard.
We're gonna skip. I can skip. See that shit
I'm rude here. No rude here. What? I'm gonna trace
There's a grace right there you see it pointing I do be seeing it
Okay, let's rest here why so your TP here
What is that? What the fuck is that?
Yeah, I...
I found it.
I found it.
Oh, my poison actually. Check. Imagine that.
We should go check down there, right?
Or let's go up this...
I'm gonna go check up here first.
Yeah, I'm with you.
Yeah, I think these whips are really good for those birds.
Huh.
Pointless.
Weird.
Is it pointless or is it a jumping puzzle?
It is not.
No, I'm gonna kill the bird down here oh birds
noise
Like
Yeah, those birds I remember struggling super hard with in like a salvin ring
No, really the whip is actually so good versus them
If you can your voice then be watch me whip and watch me nae nae
Okay, watch me with and watch me nae nae watch me. I'm not gonna say that
I
Come here watch this watch this
I warhawk Talon I need some endurance
Dex a-minus and strengthen the plus
Stream howdy, would y'all think this is good twin blade towels man
For the double whip. I don't think it's actually doing much. I feel like I'd rather do the max stamina endurance
Now you trust us
Wow, they told you to ask chat you be deep
Oh my god, they feel betrayed
Fuck!
That's crazy.
Oh yeah, it's plumbing back.
Oh, there's another bird. Oh god, there's three birds on me!
I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die!
Oh
Motherfucker rest rest rest rest rest rest rest holy fuck. Oh my god
We're gonna have four birds on me three I know
Oh, oh, what?
Oh, hello.
Oh, I died.
I died to a fire, too.
Sam?
Goddamn.
Thing I've ever it's just so strong. No, that shit is fucking crazy. I'm taking out my torch
And I'm really craving cereal cereals fucking delicious
Okay, I killed the torch guy I'm running back. Oh, hello
I'm gonna kill him.
Here are my heals.
Ranged.
Come on.
Damn, he kicked me out of the air.
I
Exile greaves
Increases storm attack
Uh, no, I did not what are that walls I grabbin a golden room
where was it okay it's got hit by a grenade let me heal wait what I must
I got it I got it I got it I got it sorry spaced out I think these blow up
Okay, we're struggling here.
Here.
I don't know how I'm trying to figure out how to drop it.
I think it's inventory.
Here you go.
Tom and his headband, huh?
It's cute, right?
Doesn't it doesn't do anything
Yeah, but this helmet gives stamina
Yeah, well you can only go through this gate where the helmet
I look like Jesus you do what they just don't want to say it cuz actually this looks like
Jesus
What the fuck is hitting me?
Can you go first?
I can try.
Can you heal?
What?
How many heals do you have left?
Four?
Okay, I have zero.
Alright.
What is?
He doesn't know. He doesn't know. He doesn't know.
Oh yeah, alright, he doesn't.
I'm watching.
As soon as you get this shit, I'll get...
Oh, oh, oh, come on, bro.
Up here.
Look at me, look at me.
It didn't work.
It didn't work.
Did my fire sword is the coolest fucking thing in the game?
No, your whip is right after that.
Hook claws.
They do bleed.
Oh
Looks like it scales with dex a-minus I mean I could make these cause I can't add it or add arcane to it
And I could do bleed and poison
Dude
We're gonna be like a like like a cat shape show from World Warcraft. You can swipe and claw tag and shit like that
We good
New Wolverine game just released
No, are you sure?
It's ordering butterfly
Almost I'm one HP go ahead. Where are you? I'm up top
Holy fuck this guy froze distances
To get this door here it's locked
She's Christ when I threw me.
Look at that.
This is he's got to you have to dash through it.
What if I just go?
I hear.
Sometimes I'm a.
Well, there's one more guy.
Right.
Oh, get that.
Got him.
Oh, hold on.
Nice.
Anymore?
Doesn't seem like it. Are you out of heels now?
I'm out of heels now.
Alright.
Is he here?
There he is.
Oh, he's a ship.
Another one.
Oh, he's in my life.
Wait, what hit me? What hit me? I don't know what hit me. I don't either.
We've been here before? No, we haven't. That's the third floor. Okay, so here's the room. This room fucks you.
Actually dashed off.
I think it's once you loot inside the room oh nick is here by the way yeah he's going
and then loot it.
You should re-explain to him that this is for 5 to 6 people.
This is a 5 to 6?
No, you didn't care.
Oh, we're done.
Oh my god, the fuck.
Oh my god, the fuck!
I know, and we're so low it's just aids!
Oh shit, nope, I'll do it.
Alright, same plan, better execution.
Oh man, we didn't get a fucking grace from nothing.
I'm going to try the claws here.
Are you going to go up them?
Uh, no, I don't think I need to up them.
Okay.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Okay, I'm using claws one.
Alright, Wolverine Jesus now.
Yeah, that could be good.
Oh, shit.
Oh, god.
That's not bad.
Oh, I got Exile armor, the fuck.
Strengthens storm attacks.
Thank you.
It looks so funny.
I thought it was my fucking face.
I
Looks like I was like a hunchback
I'll go back to what I was wearing
these gauntlets
Yeah, I do actually what
Say the magic words, please
Hmm...
Another magic word.
Uhh, please may I have it?
No, it's double P.
Double P?
Oh, pretty please.
The Cayden gauntlets.
You like that?
I do fucking like that, let me see.
Oop.
Tyler increases max stamina.
Ah, plus like 14 stamina, I'll take that shit.
Oh my god.
How do you take damage?
Hey, watch out, watch out, watch out!
Oh my god, I would... God, they're tracking!
I almost think you go here and I save so we can like repeal. What the fuck are you wearing? It's my new chassis like it
It's fucking disgusting. You you actually do like a hunchback
You trying to say huh
You look like that fucking
Monday fiancee
neck
No neck at it. You know, okay?
No, take that shit off. Well, you don't like this looks better. Look at the helmet
I've never watched Freddy Krueger, it's too old.
Yeah.
I mean it is good, but yeah, it probably hasn't aged that well.
It's a slasher movie at the end of the day.
Here, let me give you all this little tip there.
I just felt bad for Freddy Krueger.
I forgot the key for this, by the way.
How the fuck did you get a key for that?
Because in the room we were locked in, we got a key.
You looted it?
No, it was... Yeah, I looted that. There's a chest in there too, we should try and get.
Okay, so those are oil barrels?
Didn't think I was alive there.
Oh, my... Um, dude, ah...
Wait, am I going to lose my souls if I rest?
But I didn't pick up?
No.
Oh, no, no, you will not lose those.
a lot of the horror movies back in the day aged great but you know we can watch some
Freddy Krueger maybe you know well I think I do go whip by the way since it's fucking
upgraded so hold on I'm just gonna rest one more time we're gonna reset I got a
passion for cuz these claws are good but I have to upgrade them and I don't
have the shit for it all right
they said I'm so sorry they what do you think he's apologizing for does he feel
sorry for me don't know
Wait, if you go Claws and Freddy Kruger, isn't that a Freddy Kruger thing?
Freddy Kruger... Kind of, yeah, actually, but it's more like Finger Claws, not Wolverine
Claws.
I can't tell what they are.
I'm dead.
I'm fucking dead.
I'm dead. I'm fucking dead. This guy's just blowing wind up my arms and it's not good.
You're welcome.
Huh.
Let's cease to one-heel.
Yeah, the claws actually might even feel better than the whips, even when upgraded. I don't know.
I mean, the whips are crazy, ay-whip.
Weathered straight sword.
Right, next.
Hmm.
There's a guy on the left.
I think we should loot this room here first though.
I'm gonna take off the twin blade towel. I don't even have it equipped. Jesus
Let's get the extra stamina here
So we can try this room again
All right
Maybe you'll be able to see stuff now that I have my fire on my son. He's still in here by the way
It's a chest. Okay. Here we go
Damnit, that's fucking staggered.
Oh!
I can't see.
Oh
You know I'm fine
I'm not fine. I'm not fine. Okay. Well, there's an axe guy behind me by the way. No, he's fine. We're okay
I have to run all the way back up with you
Sorry, you have to do that with me.
He's getting, you know, blood to fuck up.
Oh, you're right.
Here we go.
I miss.
Vanished Knights, Greatsword. We are just getting weapons on weapons. Strength decks, Stormcaller skill.
Spin Armin to create surrounding stormwinds. Repeated inputs allow for two follow-up attacks.
I'm out of heals, so let's get that chest.
You have the armor that gives it bonus damage.
I do, but I don't think you care.
Curve Sword, Talisman.
Strengthens guard counters.
I'm saving the entire weapon.
She's too cool.
No, your weapon is sick.
Hey, what is a guard counter?
See, I just don't know how that's going to play out in this mod,
because i feel like in base game that's you know obviously shield parrys and stuff like that
you're right like but in here does it go with the lb i don't know
all right let's uh let's go up that ladder you found right
i found it in the room you opened yep so i did
It's after blocking.
I guess I'll look at that over now.
It does make the same sound.
Yeah, hopefully the mod, like, detects it is the same thing.
There are some people sitting up here.
I didn't, I didn't see that gap.
She felt I, I, I barely made that.
Hmm, how does one get this?
Dude, that guy's scaring and checking, here's someone whispering in your stream.
Oh, is my AC on?
Nope.
Did you get that?
No, I can't.
I don't know how to get that.
It has to be from the other side, some type of ledge drop, or maybe...
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Well...
Gotta be from that building and some...
Wait, I've been here before.
No, I haven't.
I died for you.
No, no, no, you died with me.
I knew that you were trying your best there.
Yeah, I'm just looking for like a, I guess the Wolverine claws.
I just want something that's got a little more range to it that has bleed on it.
And then I put poison. I have poison and bleed.
Be crazy if there's a weapon in the game that does to and I can add a third
And I'd be really fucking in there
Oh God
Damn, it's got two easy gear.
They're good.
Yeah, I got more, more Storm bullshit.
The Nagi Kaba is a long katana, that's what Nick was using.
Hmm...
What is that?
Another Commodore's headband?
No, it's Chew.
What was it?
I think I already have those.
You didn't tell me you got them?
They don't do anything.
What's up, we're late.
Yeah, maybe Katana's are the bleed weapons, that is, I might have to go Katana build.
I mean another thing I could do is I could find a weapon that applies rot and then I
could put poison on that but you already have rot yeah I did that too yeah so it's
like that was my plan initially really over here on me over here well I'm
killing this guy here
you don't think we go here first well they're level I don't think I mean it
come over here to me come look at this I think it's a dead end so we should just
clear it is a fucker here one fucker take it like I go in there's a room
charge all again
well I don't know if I can do that jump man
oh I see that the game print yeah I sprinted
this fucker's right there on the corner by the way it's got a shield he's a fuck
I'm pubg peaking.
Ow.
We're just, it's like a circus.
We're just taking turns jumping.
It's a shield.
Oh, there's a...
I'm L.S.ing.
Uh, come to me, I'm gonna heal us up.
Okay.
Actually, we go again.
Ah, you got it. You got it. Okay.
Damn!
I could tell.
Brick Hammer.
There's A plus Strength Scaling.
Quires 31 Strength.
No passive effect.
Yeah.
Come on!
Kinda cringe.
Alright, yeah, she's a dead end, I think that's it.
You get that, Rubeus?
Yup.
See those guys?
Wait, this is how we get to that window.
I swear, we were there, we just never pick it up?
No, we will.
Maybe it's how you get to that window?
No, I fuckin' just clear it.
Wait, wait.
How do you move them?
No, okay the window with the item is up here. It's this window.
So that's building in front of us.
We have to get onto that ledge and go around the corner somehow, Simpsons.
What? Wait, which window?
Okay, so straight ahead you see that little plank thing?
Further. No fucking way. I mean maybe you're right.
That is an item. So in order to get to that, we're gonna have to go over there
and run around this building I think. Some other location.
How else do we get there?
Maybe the location hours trying to go.
Maybe? Yes, you like look to your left, that item.
I see it.
It's the only way you can do it.
Supposed to just fly.
We should just fucking fly.
Oh, hey look!
Look!
It's beautiful.
Well, yeah, okay, come on.
Wait.
This seems weird.
Huh.
Oh, it's a dead end.
Maybe we go up and there's a different way.
well and then we drop down right here look
of fucking genius
you at
is a route
no there isn't
you come with me
okay so don't go left
we're dropping here
it doesn't matter
Here we go.
If you're gonna have to fight that guy and probably die, and then...
...but a bing, but a boom...
...it's a leaf.
Okay.
Oh...
Oh, God.
What does that fucking item even do?
I think it sells for a thousand, but I don't know what it'd do.
Finding the Altaria Leafs.
We have nine of them.
Exceedingly rare to find. Okay. Maybe it's for crafting in this mod. Maybe. Oh, oh my god.
Bring it up those stairs. Is it the big guy? Yeah, this is why I didn't want to go for the grace yet. We got to fight this fuck.
No, we don't. We can just send that. We can send him down the elevator. Okay, let's try it. I think he just needs to fall in the hole.
Okay, I'm on the other side.
Wait, wait, wait.
Bro, please!
That's my theater invisible wall.
Right?
Uh-oh.
Okay, I'm just gonna come help you.
Jesus fuck.
He's fucking stabbing me.
Got his ass?
You did that for me. I carried him six times for that.
Okay.
Come on, I'm doing it. I'm doing it.
I thought you were gonna pull down the elevators, so I was walking up in the name.
Oh, fuck.
Okay, we heal us.
Oh, I'm... I'm...
Can you see that cock guard?
I have no heals.
Alright, I'll just pop you up, fine.
Alright, thank you babe.
Alright, going up.
Where the fuck's a grace?
There's loot back here.
Oh, there's a lever here too.
Contraption does not move
Let's go loot over here before you pull stuff
I'll save that. I'm just gonna I'm gonna touch this grace while you go do that. Okay. Oh, you found a grace?
All right, go ahead loot
There's a fucking grace here. All right, we're good
And no, how'd you know?
Because they played this game and they beat it I see
I mean, I just can't expect you to know that. You're not a player.
True. She's right. Contraction doesn't move. Okay, I think you have to go to the bottom
of this elevator clearly and it's like, I don't... Oh, I know how you get down there,
I think. It's not from here.
That's the thing I was getting.
Oh, oh, shit!
There's two people up here, one of them has a range, I'm gonna chase that.
How?
Okay, I'm getting the ranged guy.
You got him?
So you have to run along this wall over here by me.
Nope, not...
Okay, you're right, do that too.
There's a fire thing here.
I've never run along that wall.
I'm pretty sure, I'm pretty sure that most people take the middle.
They probably do, I looked at it and I thought that probably has invisible walls that are gonna fucking kill me here.
Uh, there's a...
Nothing on me, I hear swords though.
Oh
Yeah, I'm your her
I don't know that count
No
Hi here, yeah, you're sleeping where he's scared
Let's go left one first, it's by himself.
Ready to charge?
Charge attack?
Which this?
Which this?
Okay.
Next.
Same thing.
Okay, next. Same thing. You're not sneaking? Fuck it.
What's this? What's this?
Damn!
Damn! And it got clobbered.
Oh, what?
Oh, I mean shit anything else over here and oh, where'd you what the fuck you go?
To the roof.
See that loot right there?
Maybe if we parkour and hit the slope, it will survive.
Shit.
Okay, hold on.
Well, I'm a top-up, I'm scared.
Wow, it's a cookbook 25.
Very nice.
Oh, there's a roompiece too.
Are we... do we live that?
You first
I'm gonna aim for that corner well all of this here here here
I have no idea where we are
Are you
I
Some guy here.
Whoa.
Oh!
What do we do?
It's a TP angle.
Can we hit him?
Yeah.
Oh!
I think we'll just TP.
Oh fuck, you're arguing with them, what now?
No, no, I can't leave, I can't leave, I can't leave!
Dude, you fucked us, you fucked us.
Wait, they're gonna give up, think about it, go, sneak.
Okay, okay, pretend you're not here.
I can TP, I can TP.
I can TP.
I went to a rampart there.
I'm gonna level up real quick.
Yep.
It's a goddamn stealth mission.
I had a purple run to get up there.
I need 500 to level, you see what I'm about to ship for that?
I think I'm gonna-
Do the same way.
I need four souls. Can you kill anything?
Okay, all right.
Four souls.
I don't know if you found somebody.
I'm going in the archer and I'm going to have to shield, but...
He's gonna pass your bedtime. Fuck you, SMG.
You got him.
Now, once you kill him, just come back, because I'm gonna reset them to level.
there's no point okay resting again nice job
what hell what to level more more arcane
uh maybe we just go out this door here no no no same way different jump okay just let's finish the
the roof with you following your zug it
wanna kill us away right now we should wait for you to focus in that
okay well you started you buffed your weapon I'm like we do this oh he is fast
he's right on me
Oh, Mr. Jump.
Ugh!
Whoa!
I pretend to pretend we're not here.
Okay.
Alright, it's gonna be the roof behind you.
Oh, so just leave across? Okay.
Can we make that jump?
Yeah, the roof, the roof underneath you.
The big roof.
To the left?
Yeah!
Okay.
To the window!
Oh.
Wait, look, there's a loot right there.
No!
AHHHHHHHHHH!
Okay.
Fuck you.
Man, fuck you! Fuck you!
You thought you were gonna kill that guy?
That fucking dirt grenade.
That's crazy.
Alright, the same thing.
Just jump in the ledge.
And then we're gonna do it again.
to get on the other
What are you looking at? What are you looking at? What do you want? What do you want? Come here. Oh my gosh
Oh my gosh
Oh, you're already running
You're giving a bad computer addiction
Computer addiction what do you mean?
He's not looking at my tree, he's looking at me with side eyes, being a weirdo.
You wish he was, kill it dad, just fucking kill this guy.
What?
Okay.
Nice.
Basically we have to, we have to stop stupid from looking at our monitors because he starts
getting addicted to the mouse.
I'm just gonna get like obsessed with it and just fucking just develop some crazy shit.
Yeah.
Let's keep it, no, the only time I've ever had that's ever done that is for the only
one.
It's weird, like he looks at it like a cat would look at a laser pointer.
Oh god.
Yeah, we didn't know it was harmful.
I'm gonna fuck up. He loves the laser plunar
Long side this shit
Not following you go ahead
I'm not sure, I'm not sure, I'm not sure, I've never-
Okay, well we're doing it.
Spongers TP up?
Well no, I think we're good because you can just go on the launch.
But this is where we were and we got locked out.
Is it not?
No.
Oh shit.
Oh, shit.
Be back.
Oh, oh!
Oh my god!
That was sick.
Dude, look at his bull sack!
You see it?
No, not on it, because Chin, he's Chin.
Oh, he's, you're right.
Wait, are you fucking looking at us like, ew, bro?
Look at his ball sack.
Where do you think I look when you say that about it?
Do you think the birds have ball sacks?
Yes.
They do?
I don't think so.
They might not be hanging out, but they technically
have testicles.
But in this instance, when you say to anything,
look at their ball sack.
My eyes will go towards where the ball sack is typically
between the legs.
Yes, don't even don't even no if you tell me to get his balls like I look at his chin instead, okay
All right
Yeah, I saw you like trying to fucking spread his legs I'm trying to get a good little look at his nutsack like ragdolling dude
Well, don't keep going. There's some good some shit down here for sure guaranteed rune fragments
Right. Oh shit
All right, I mean
I gotta go around you to get
Are you sure? How are you gonna do this? I got it. I got it
Do you think it'd be cooler if humans laid eggs?
No.
Why not?
I mean, I just don't think that's cooler.
Yeah, cause I guess you'd have to fucking 50% and like warm it up, but now you just fucking
not and let the woman do the work.
Yep, that's true.
We already- we already go over here.
Oh, there's a little courtyard.
We've been here.
We've been here.
This is where the sleeping freaks were.
No, this is different.
This is a different courtyard.
Okay.
We got two and one has eyes and they're ranged.
I'm trying to keep these three, babe.
It's fucked.
It's fucked.
It's fucked.
They all have eyes.
Help me!
Help me!
Okay, we gotta pull back to the SLS.
Pull back to the SLS.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
Oh my god.
I'm trying to stagger.
Okay, heal up.
Okay, now I got two ranged.
Wait, where's our rooms?
Couldn't tell you.
Alright, hold on.
Let me just think about this.
So, we go up this ladder here for this loo.
Okay.
So we go up this ladder here, for this loot.
Okay.
You gonna go up?
But the eyes mean they have more runes? Yes, but they also have more health, they're just more scarier.
But worth more.
Wait, wait, you go first.
Babe, you're ahead of me, you just gotta go.
Oh
And they're gone claw what?
Strengthens jump attacks and increases boys
That might be for me our boys are there like
Our boys I do like jump attacks. That's a very fucking nice
Like that
For double what if it's pretty good, I gotta wait for my you think we can make that jump. I mean no harm in trying
Damn you fucking barely made that oh
There's not shit here, really there is look oh
Okay, I'm right. I wasn't sure where I was going. I'll be honest. I don't think I've ever been here
I don't think anyone's ever been here.
Alright, hold on. So I'm pretty sure we died like...
You back this way?
Oh, you see that roof face?
And that tunnel down there?
I don't even know where you are.
Oh, no.
I jumped off.
I'm here, I'm here.
Oh, okay.
Alright.
So there's this way to go down and...
Is that room piece in that tunnel?
I see it, I'm pointing.
Yes I do, but that's just a much later type thing.
I don't...
I mean, you wanna try and jump onto the tree?
What? No.
And then go tunnel? I mean, fuck it, I'll do it.
No fucking way that works, no fucking way.
Maybe like...
Okay, fuck it, let's try.
HAHAHA
Oh!
Oh, okay, did you just walk off?
NO!
Oh, oh, oh!
I missed.
It's fine. It's fine, cause I was gonna just go in here.
Nice. It's true.
Wait, behind is behind, behind is behind.
Look, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Songersman?
We'll do that.
I mean, he'll suck.
Wait, I think that's where the spider is.
Oh, fuck, yep.
Cooked a room.
Oh, and that's where we died, that's where we died, but we didn't die here, but we almost died here.
Okay, choked, choked, choked, choked, choked, choked door.
Hold on.
That's the one we want.
Okay.
Oh my god, they don't get staggered for shit.
Another one.
Iron Wet Blade.
Whoa!
Is that the thing?
Is that the thing?
Yeah, that is what is this um, is it I were they iron oh my god
Miss a bit of curtain. We're gonna have that. I think what would I love now?
I miss your glitter music misery misery misery. Oh
It's decks and strength
It's fucking decks faith
Next faith. Oh, it's a crit weapon
I mean, making critical hits is especially potent, I mean we can swap, I can swap to this, you can too.
But we don't crit because we can't.
When you stagger.
You just take normal parry.
No, no, just when you poison stagger and then just swap and then bang.
I don't know if I can just apply my status.
same but you know one of us has to crit it's worth it every time right but then
I'd have to like stop I'd have to like not attack and let you take it
make scary fight here I have zero heels by the way it's walking you just got
Move, move, move.
Oh, I-
Ah!
Keep their dogs, there's fucking dogs near.
Okay.
Please, please, please, I don't think you can do the door.
The fuck? Crystal is momentum.
Ah! Through the wall?
Did I do that?
No!
I- I can do that.
No way, dude, are you gonna- I mean, it's- that's gotta be base game.
I mean, the problem is he's gonna hit me at one point and I'm dead.
I don't think it's worth attempting that.
I think we just gotta leave and find a grace.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
I think we just dug to the room to the left just how you left right go go like run just
Yeah, yeah, just go.
Okay.
Oh, here's that elevator.
What's this?
It's the elevator.
We go up.
It's in my short cut.
And then we're at the grace.
Oh, there's mobs up here.
Where?
Oh, okay, we're fine.
No, that's a different elevator.
Okay.
Well, now we go back down and kill it.
Yeah.
Yeah, easy.
Motherfucker.
Jesus Christ.
Fuck, I've got a weapon swap!
Oh!
Heals
What the fuck
Shit
This is not easy.
Wait, did you call for the cook-
Yeah, that cook bar isn't even open.
I see.
That's- that's doable.
It is very doable, but holy fuck, that's so miserable.
Oh, I'm at the wrong grace.
I think I'm at the wrong one.
Maybe not.
fucking general grievous spoter he's got like a thousand arms and I don't even know
what the hell's going on it's just all over the place he's grating
of
the
Oh
My god
Fuck you turn I
Can't tell when he's turning
It's just, it's just, it's just here.
Right, he's all over the place.
No, I can't, I can't.
Then you should be getting aggro!
Hitting it?
Hitted a lot there.
Motherf-
Coins and done?
I took damage from a scream?
Oh my god, oh my fucking god, that's what killed you last time
I'm scared
Oh
Got him with a dagger
Oh
One HP I have no heels
I will say he's rotten. They do just let that shit take down a little bit going to the door heels
Oh, oh my third I'm through
Health going down or not. Do you have any heels? No, I'm down. I'm fucking out. I'm out
I'm trying to hit him through the wall here, and you hit him?
That's fucked up.
Got him?
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
He gave me nothing.
Ah, there's mobs here. They're easy and cheap.
But yeah, the HP is not looking so good on my end.
Okay, there's a Grenade at the top.
Or do they do at the top?
I'm backing up, I'm backing up.
He's got like a bow.
Oh, fuck, they're throwing rocks. That kills me.
Okay.
Okay, is that guy over there and that's it oh, there's two oh hell no, no, no, no, no
Oh my god, you're right.
Is there any loot here we care about?
I was hoping there was soup when you dig.
Uh, yes, I am.
Got it?
I mean...
Wait, we have a warming stone, babe.
Oh shit, yo huge volume!
Ohhhh...
Is that it? Oh, it's taken.
Ah, we're doing this.
Okay, one down, one left.
We're good.
We're good.
Hey, you got loot.
Is it upstairs?
Okay, upstairs is locked.
No, it's over.
Aw, did we loot everything in the water?
We can check, but there's some crazy psycho guy with a polearm that does storm shit in here.
And we're just...
Oh, there's a chest, there's a chest, we should sneak and grab it.
Uh...
Speaking of which, we looted everything, but I think we're done.
Okay.
So we're gonna have to time this and be super sneaky.
So, no, no, stop suffering.
I hope we didn't pull him.
What about this door?
Didn't well hold on come over here get the chest first
We're fine you didn't care okay come here you try to get up here. I painted you happy the chair I am
Now we're fine yes
got some veil oh oh he sees us he's walking
all right so what you're gonna do is you're gonna pull aggro and kite them
out actually no no no no no no no
Okay.
God, this place just keeps fucking going.
Fuck it up!
Wait, so what did we just loot?
What was that?
Nimmix Vale?
Just roll the shit.
Okay.
The guy sees us by the way. He might shoot us.
Wait, is this?
Is this where we were? We just didn't see that.
We very well may have been here multiple times.
I
Yeah, right. I think that's where you miss the jump and then you die. I don't have to bring that up like that, but
Just so you know where we are
Well that guy knows about us by the way, oh he doesn't know he doesn't he does
He is right fucking at the window be careful. He might hit us
Okay, just get you I don't want to get hit and knock off
Okay, I think we're gonna like open the door yep
Oh
Go go go go go
He's following him behind
He's kind of blocking me I'm gonna have to get past him hang on
I feel like we just kill him.
Okay.
He's coming in.
Alright, he has super armors.
He's gonna kill us.
He's gonna kill us.
He's gonna kill us.
No, how do we go back? Let's go back to that room now. How do we open the door?
Oh, yeah, I don't know. It might drop off that guy.
That we're not killing. That's one idea. Or it drops somewhere completely opposite.
No, it just says it doesn't open from that side, so you just have to find the side it does open from.
Let's see.
Saving do tout. I'm not wearing the do touts. Fuck
That's smart. I'm gonna do that too. I thought I had it equipped this whole time
Well, that's the door right there. That's the door. Oh
But there was no door to get there right now
They must be like through this room yet. No, it's not in this room technically
And then I see another door way over there
Where so okay look look inside you see the door
I dance a window. No to the right is the door. Oh fuck wait. Maybe or is that not a door?
Maybe you're right. Oh
Maybe we're supposed to come from the top look
like the roof yes okay we can do that let's just we can do that what was that
was that like yeah we gotta go through this guy again remember we're going up
I think it was like it was right here oh yeah we already did go through the guy
I think it
That do is healing for fucking nothing
You shit
And then we drop down here right here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right
Let me fire
All you know
Oh, my God, it's open!
Get it open!
Oh, it's open.
Look at that.
Oh, God, here.
Zuck, Zuck, Zuck.
Oh!
And a re-release.
Get a re-release?
Yeah, yeah, I got it.
I mean shit now what the fuck else is there now we go
Well, we could go get a graces, but I think we'll just go courtyard
Is that yeah, I don't know how to get back whoa
First swinging around
I mean, I think we just go go down and that's clear the harpy now
like the other way that you wanted to go no I'm following you I don't remember
where the fuck anything is God Rick not yet there's a lot still to do I'm scared
of what Godric's gonna be
there's gonna be another boss we get stuck at we never killed that with the
boss that has like like 30 abs on it in the game oh my god you're right we did
never do that we put them on my notepad a we mob cave and there was something
else we didn't do
I
Might whatever. All right, now we go out this way
I just put at beach mouse beach
Damn
Well, wait, I did that what just happened you just blow up a barrel
My fire did
When you heal us here
Here I'm gonna heal stop you off a little bit
You didn't clear the east of the starting zone with the underground.
East of the starting zone, the underground.
Isn't that the beach?
I'm confused.
Or maybe he means like the...
Half of Limgrave?
Oh, I don't need to write that down.
That's clearly not done.
I'm saying like things we've been to that we just walked away from.
Well.
Fucker.
Alright.
Uh, come here.
I was going to say it's probably good value right now.
I mean, just an elevator we can pull up or we can just drop down.
I mean it looks like they're all connected we can drop down or go on the ladder I don't
know.
Okay.
Hold on.
Alright.
A month?
Look at that.
Alright we're going that way.
Okay.
A month?
Look at that.
Alright, we're going that way.
And the bell's above us.
There's a guy here to talk to.
Yeah, it's an NPC.
The hell?
I'm here to defeat Godric I see here to challenge Godric and lay off you can see
well I'm tarnished like you but
Learn skills spinning weapon and glinstone pebble
Yeah, that leads to the other area they are connected
And then it was on the ladder and then we have this walk. Oh, okay. I've got three heels
all right um we got to kill that bad guy for sure okay all right i'm gonna run
past and try and split him up okay hitting this guy he's on me he's on me
you're good you're gonna want to be one
okay
okay
I'm dead.
No.
No.
Yeah, I got, I fucked up.
I got combo'd.
Stunned.
I went into damage.
No.
Alright, I'll just reset.
This is, this is very close to where we were.
I I'm looking at you. I just can't see shit
It's all broken and awkward
Where the right so
Yeah, I haven't yet now I'm resting I think
Inside buildings is completely cooked when you're dead and you're spectating
Alright, now I'm up.
Wait a minute.
Well, my souls are gone.
They're not gone. We'll get them in a second.
Okay.
I'm just gonna run through everything.
I'll wait for you, so it's not, like, awkward.
Alright. Alright, let's go.
Ah, hell.
I don't know, what am I doing?
Okay, running back.
Okay.
Alright, and I'm resting.
I'm not 100% hot.
Are you stupid?
You feel like with the entire fucking map?
I mean I just ran past the birds. The birds, I know.
Alright, I'm resting.
Oh, I rested, I rested, I rested, I rested.
They reset, but it's fine. I'm with you.
Pretty sure we can jump to that roof and then we're back where we were.
Okay.
Alright.
I can win.
Oh, you-
bounce off your head.
I see my souls.
okay all right I've got one of them on me here oh here come back you come back
you
fucking Jesus Christ he donated me okay
Damn it! Damn it! Oh no.
Run! Run! Run back to me, we can kill him.
He should be fine.
Yeah, I got my souls, but...
Well...
Now it's like...
That's it.
Yeah, I think that's it.
I remember there's like one area where you can do like down, down, and you fight this crazy dragon in the bottom, but I don't know how to get to that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then the rest is just the courtyard of Godric.
There's a drop of balcony near Bur- Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's killing, that's killing.
You dropped down near the bird area near the bird area. Do you want to do that?
Yeah, we even get to that bird area we have to go it's not the grace we just tell back to the grace
Yeah, also the lion that we just started running past but that's courtyard
If you drop under that big corpse, too.
Hmm.
I'm just- okay, so here's the birds.
So hidden knight, drop off where?
Can't be here.
So is it left?
well so like up here maybe up those stairs let's kill these birds so off the
cliff to the left okay so yeah up here just hug left we'll go off to some cliff
oh god
We got a Warhawk's Talon weapon.
I see it.
I have one too if you want to do a little dose.
X in face.
I think we see attacks, a bit of jumping attacks.
Hmm.
I don't know.
Alright.
Well, I'm here.
Uh.
Oh shit, alright fuck it, I have 7 case holes.
Oh fuck, I have 4.
I think we just drop off again here, right?
I guess so, I mean there's loot we can go get.
Well hold on, let's walk this ledge and make sure there's nothing but up here.
Skrrt.
Marred, oh we got one of those sheevils those freaks are wearing.
Oh, in a room please.
Alright, nice to be strapped again.
I've never been here.
I mean, either.
Why would we drop off again? God damn.
Dude, I didn't jump down. Am I fucked now?
I don't know. I do not know.
Is that a graze or something?
I'll tell you in a second killing your part of war thing storm assault
They said I'll be fine, but that's bait, right? That's gonna be bait. I don't know. So is it just fall you can jump to it
They're all confident
There's oh
You see that fucking freak over there
Where?
Where?
I just looked down the path.
Oh, there's a mushroom.
It's the Crucible Knight.
Dude, we can't fucking do that.
I am worried.
Remember, they have that tail whip?
Yeah.
Let's see if we can sneak past. Maybe there's like a grace.
I don't know if that's the tail whip guy. That looks like a...
They have a tail whip.
There's massive loot. Wait for him to pass. Wait for him to pass. Don't pull him.
them
Or does he just stay here from now on
Okay, you always go grab it you just want to grab the loot right in front of
Okay, we're going for it going for it
No, I'll read my path. Okay, okay
Smithing stone to okay, we're gonna pass them. Oh, no
No, no fucking grace the grace babe. There's gotta be one right?
Grace here grace here grace here or elevator here which goes to grace
Holy fuck
I might go to mobs but I do know like this is probably
Oh, look at that baby, look at that
Oh my god
Why'd you send it down?
Well I thought, where are you going?
There's a grace here
So we should rest get your souls back and let's go fucking kill them now
Hold on I might be able to level I need 9.2k no I can't level no fucking way
Okay, 1200, yeah, no, I can't, all right.
So, right, we won't lose those souls, babe.
Sure.
I'm gonna go rest.
Yeah, rest up.
Ditch the girl without a second thought.
I mean, she got it.
I knew she had it.
I trusted her.
That's how that works.
I'm that girl in the game.
You're saying that they can't be one of the same thing?
Being sexist?
I'm a lot of you sex toys man on gender. You're not
You're right
Who would never tell a woman?
Probably actually
Runetrace behind this
Okay, you can't go that way.
Alright, let's go fuck this guy up.
I mean, it just, it's, it's, alright.
It doesn't matter.
Oh, he's right here, we can jump on top of him.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
I'm waiting.
You're maybe looted right at you, pal.
Alright.
Alright.
Come here.
Oh, did you make a fucking bridge?
Well...
Anything there?
No.
Okay, buff your weapon and jump on this freak.
Wolf.
Oh my god!
Okay.
Oh my god, oh my god!
You do have some bombs.
Oh god!
Oh, you look at all this stuff in here.
Oh.
The fucking stop!
Remember, he's got that stop.
I remember, I felt it.
Oh, you can roll it.
What the fuck?
Alright.
All right.
You are so ballsy going for those puffs of carries.
I'm not a ballsy, I'm practicing while I'm from the south.
Well they're reposting.
It's ballsy.
He lines up another attack, it's over.
Yeah, sorry, I just died instantly.
Are you mansplaining and back-seeding a person that got you this far?
right right right which elevator is it again is it this one over here it's a
melon
to pull it up it's already up all right try that again I jump attack not worth
I did like 240 and then I got stuck in like a fucking
cradge position every time I hit him.
Yeah, it just completely fucked me too.
I'm not a fan of fighting him there either.
Nope, you need that. I tried to run away because I saw you're doing, but
I just got hit by two things back to back.
Alright, let's just, I just jump down here and then he'll come, right?
Surely. I mean, you go ahead and pull him because I'm gonna loop my souls over here.
Ah, shit.
Okay, well he's coming
I'll carry that
Trading threat is really good versus guy. Yep
I'm gonna try and get behind him again
That was poison.
Cool pic.
Oh my god, how did that hit me?
I don't know.
I healed us up, I have one heal left so.
God damn it, I have to jump that shit so fast though.
Oh, what is that?
Oh, fuck!
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I got a heal on you.
Thank you. If I'd actually saved me then.
Alright, I'm out of kills. That's it.
Me too. Me too. Me too.
You, you rotted.
Oh fuck that.
Through the wall!
To the window!
Oh fuck me!
He is.
You don't let our eyes kill.
Run!
Oh!
Oh
That fuck me
Oh my god.
That is cooked.
He's so- I'm baffled there's no boss health bar, it's just a health sponge.
Yeah, that's like a lot.
What, like 10,000 HP?
Yep.
That's right. I'm gonna call this up.
But under your souls, they degrade by 10% every single time you die.
Even if you go, well, if you go pick them up.
So dying makes you lose souls no matter what.
But that's not a base game. What?
Nope. That's not a base game you're playing.
That's not how it works.
That makes no sense. Why do you think I first thought?
What?
And that's like, that's the thing that makes no sense in base game.
Not the fucking 10,000 HP normal mob guys.
I guess my build was just really powerful.
That was really smart.
You fucking suck, you did like no fucking damage.
Why are you fucking whips?
You whips are fucking shit.
Uh, okay, I'm gonna go from this side with you.
Yeah.
How did I get...huh?
Okay, well, I don't think I heal this, I wait.
Are you with me?
Oh god, fuck!
I have to heal once.
It's run to me, let's heal.
I'm running through the door, let's go the other side, let's just...
...kill this shit.
Okay, right here, this is fine.
Oh
Shouldn't be too bad to heal together
Dude nice it's not letting you yeah
Well, this is a quick run, so...
Alright, big parry's coming in.
Yeah, he's just gonna walk farther away. That stab is brutal.
So, there's an issue, right?
The issue is...
I don't have a weapon that I can do with my book their period because I
Swap to the dagger. Yes, you have the dagger. I'll do that
That was sick doubled that back-to-back I think you only have to do that 40 times in a row I
Get it now. Can you go grid my misery quarter while you watch?
Huh
What you're what misery what are you talking about? Hey, I'm a misery cord my dagger
You're gonna do that. Okay. I'll go upgrade my claws. I'm probably gonna swap at this point for the bleed damn
What?
Yeah, I'm gonna upgrade the goddamn fucking claws
Yeah, and you're like one restraint to be able to use my fucking sword
Well, I'll take you for a minute to get out of your arms.
Shit, any more smithing sounds?
Great, that beat.
Back all no matter.
Yeah, you got two. Oh fuck, dude. I could only get it to plus two plus four. You can buy the
thing, but do you have no things?
I feel like I'm accessing my savings account. You are.
No, I have no more.
I have no more.
It's clean better than poison.
Uh, I'm gonna have both.
That's why I want a weapon with Bleed, because then, I can apply that with a claws, and have
both things.
I can't talk to them.
I can.
I need katanas then. Katanas would be fucking gross, yeah.
Alright, I think I go to 2 plus 4 or 3. Should I affinity it, you think?
With the rock?
Uh, the dagger that stabs?
Yeah.
You can. Yeah, why not?
Did you? Affinity? Your shit?
Well, I can't necessarily swap because I think it's better if I have to go and swap to the whip quicker for PvE ranged.
I don't want to have three weapons on my thing right now.
Alright.
Alright.
I'm ready.
I'm scared.
Same.
A lot is relying on me.
How the fuck do we get- oh wait.
Alright.
Teleporting back to Rempert.
Let's call the elevator up, you're good.
I'm gonna have to set up for this.
I'm gonna have to get another beer for this.
Oh my god.
Like that?
I like that.
A little barrier, huh?
Okay.
Hopefully I can bleed this freak.
Fuck it.
Move right there!
I was- I was gonna pull it back!
I got some- I got some damage on him, yeah.
Oh fuck that hit me.
Got him.
Jesus.
Oh!
Ooh.
That- that- that is like a nothing.
I just ruined the damage with that.
Yeah, but I got to-
That's, that's, that's just like a nothing. I did 300 damage with that.
Yeah, but I got it. You see them. Yep.
They're fucking right. They're fucking right.
Soda, I can't bury you when he's fucking on you.
I know.
Then maybe it's okay.
Oh no!
Oh shit, it's a healing, a healing, a healing.
He's gonna stab, he's gonna stab.
No, I think he's gonna he's gonna
Fuck I wanted to try and heal with you practice
All right big practice here damn
Damn oh off the ice babe no way
oh shit come on one more one more I don't know Jesus
right okay no oh no oh man I really thought I was hurt was it not like is
it doable like that maybe I couldn't tell if it was like I was it invisible
wall or not I couldn't tell you right I took the end you were owning again
think it just don't I just my bad sorry it's okay it's okay in base game you
can't yeah I don't know they might have fixed it
that's what I don't know I don't I don't see the elevator hang on okay can you
set it down are you on the elevator with me I am but it's not moving
it's not quite moving you're just standing on the elevator with me have a
And you just disappeared. Okay, so the elevator's bugged the fuck out.
Oh, I have to call back up.
Send the elevator back up when you go down, Lurrem. They patched the cliffs.
Yeah, the cliffs themselves, I think, are actually...
Wait, we can try again, fuck it.
But...
Yeah, we don't know how it works in this one.
It feels like a lot of the other mobs, they don't run off cliffs, but I haven't been positive.
No, no, no, we got them down the elevator, you just died.
The elevator, exactly, the elevator.
But cliffs.
Alright, hold on, how do we, how do we bait them into that spot again? How do we, how do we do that?
Let's fucking go there, here we go.
Here bro.
Alright, go for it.
Alright.
I think I'm just gonna get like one perry and get him in there.
he's on his way, f**king can't
not good, not good, not good at all
oh my god, oh my god
f**k
here we go, here we go
ok just kidding he's on me
he's been a good spot here, look at this
nice, alright
you can do a pain
Help me, help me, help me, help me, help me, help me!
That's gotta do it!
It's patched!
One more, one more!
Nah!
Kick him off! Kick him off! Kick him off!
It doesn't work, it doesn't work! We gotta play it!
No!
Oh my god, no! Get down my weapons, fuck!
I
Okay, we're going for the elevator
Trying to keep this guy close this to us come on bro. I'm gonna go stand it up. Yeah
He's coming
All right, I just gotta get a parry right here.
Oh! Babe, I got him!
Okay.
Oh shit.
Hold on.
Oh!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Oh!
So, yeah, we tried.
We got reverse
Oh fuck, okay, I think I was trying to get it
I was always too good with the buckler
I mean, I think we should- I- we- listen, it's WQ this fucking strand. It's too fucking funny
All right, all right, all right, but I called it down, idiot. I just sent it down. What am I doing?
Oh
I just think the elevator is gonna work. Like maybe we're gonna have to pair it, we can just like wait behind the elevator
Yeah, all right
Oh my god.
How do you kick?
Uh, it's like forward. It's...
I mean, I think it's...
I know in base game, it's forward analog and at the exact same time RB.
But it's not working.
I think it's a skill now. Like it's actually an art...
or a webinar.
Can we just jump and just kill you right there?
Like in a while?
Huh.
Wait, do you die when you jump?
No.
You don't.
No.
When you get caught on a ledge or something, it can happen.
Alright, I'm gonna pull him back.
Alright, hold on.
I'll pull the elevator up.
Okay, we'll get it.
I'm pulling him.
Alright, and I'm gonna wait behind the elevator and then in front of this one.
Okay.
What?
Oh, no!
No, he you were too fast
Okay
Shit crucible horns that was so
Right, we did it!
Easy.
God, we can't believe we died to that guy.
Right, fucking, that guy was so shit.
You call it?
I don't know.
What do you think? Are we thinking dinner or are we just skipping dinner and we're still having a breakfast?
No, we need dinner, we need dinner.
Um, it's kind of late though and I don't want to make dicks again. I'm thinking.
No, not again, not again. It's shit like you mean.
She's an emote.
You can taste it in my mouth.
I mean, tacos.
Where are we going? Where are we going?
I'm following you. You went this way.
No, I was following you.
Not true.
Yes, sure. You got them to elevate at first.
No, I didn't. I'm pretty sure it was you.
Oh, mother.
Are you sure?
Yes.
Let's just TP, TP, TTT.
Go teleport to Ramper.
Let's think about food. Let's get this ordered.
I mean, on it, what's that one taco place that's open late?
I'd fuck with that really hard.
Okay, fine. It's cold torches.
It's not torches.
Is it not?
No.
Is it not?
No, it's not.
Call something else.
Yeah, I'm sure it's called a velvet taco.
Ah, you're right.
You are meat order you got it. Yeah, I can go feed the dogs right now.
I'm all right doggies you hungry? Are you hungry son of a... you want something too?
Oh you want something too? Okay. All right beer back shim we're gonna go.
I'm gonna go feed the dogs.
Holy fuck, there's a red velvet cake slice and it has a thousand calories per slice.
What the fuck could be in there?
Like five sticks of butter?
God, it's a tiny slice too.
It says housemade red velvet cake with cream cheese frosting and I'm gonna put your this
Kajita?
Truffle?
Kajita?
I don't know.
Sounds good.
Kajii?
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Alright I'm gonna get a chimichurri steak taco.
And... I'mma get out.
Oh my god, they had a case of Brearius.
Not too much.
Bacon smash burger taco?
What the fuck?
390 calories, that's not bad.
That's not fucking bad.
Oh my god, two of those, that's like what?
780 or some shit?
Good enough.
Alright.
Babe, do you want two or three?
Does not say nothing.
Am I getting a barrier attack?
It's new.
Wait, popular option is to sub it for brisket.
I'm a sub it for brisket.
Hey, he's a growing boy, he needs to eat.
Oh, you bet, frozen margarita thoughts?
Watermelon basil margarita?
144 ounces, huh?
Is that a lot?
It's a hundred dollars for that.
Okay, okay, I'll get us a margarita so we can like play for like 15 more hours.
But which one do I get?
Frozen margarita?
Rocks margarita?
Or watermelon, basil margarita?
Frozen?
All right, all right, frozen.
2.
Head to order.
Oh!
A bowl of Mexican Coke!
Then Mexican food is just this.
You can't leave it at the door?
Oh fuck.
I'm gonna have to see my driver face-to-face. Oh, oh, print!
Fine.
Wait, what if someone is right now, like...
What if someone in chat is an Uber driver?
And he's, like, trying to snipe my order.
And now he knows what I'm ordering, where I'm ordering from.
Like, why do you say these things out loud?
Well, I didn't say he's got a gun, but what if he has a gun?
Like, what are you doing?
What, man? Preparing myself?
No, it's just ridiculous. No, don't say those things out loud.
Don't say it out loud. The concern is fine, but don't say it.
The idea is weird.
Oh, like it's actually...
Stupid. Yeah, stupid. Yeah, probably don't say those things out loud.
Wait, because you're scared it can happen? Because it can happen?
Yes!
I thought you were like saying like, like, I'm worried for no reason, but you think someone's gonna show up with a gun?
The more we talk about it, the more of an, oh my god, I'm gonna do that.
Yeah, not with a gun. I didn't even say that, just giving people that, no.
but we don't feed ideas to crazy people. I'm back, by the way, I'm here.
Well, I'll have you know, I have three guard dogs in an alarm system, and I have a shotgun.
Why are you telling them our defenses?
Because now they know I have a shotgun, so they're not gonna show up.
Now they know I have a shotgun.
Okay.
Stop talking, stop talking.
It totally is making them not want to show up now.
where are we going now we're going to do the boss right well no we have that
fucking courtyard the everything we just did I never did on my first play through
and I bet majority of players never did on their first play through I'm not even
kidding which is fine I'm sure I did it I don't give a fuck about you come out
majority well I have you know I did this in my first
Play through because my chat probably backs out. They probably did enjoy majority people did not they just skip through and they got to the
Boss and now it is probably it
And that's fine
But point is we oh wait, where the fuck is this?
At this point, I don't know how I feel about- I don't know how I feel about claw towels, but I think the excessive twin blade towelsman is better now.
I'm gonna ask Chat GPT something.
Uh... Chat GPT.
I- I just- I'm not gonna lie, I feel like I'm spending way too much time with that clunker.
What does the-
Hello?
What?
How does the
Hear me over talking to chat GPT literally Kennedy. You said you I spend too much time times you talk to chat GPT more than I do
Is a woman I literally gave her a name exactly
So yeah, exactly, so it's okay. How does the twig light?
you're talking to my girl in
Elden ring
reforged
Can you give me the numerical?
What do I say? How do I see the actual numbers of what it does?
Oh my god! Oh my god!
It's a God Slayer Seal.
Okay, in Reforged, 20-day Palazzo increases the damage of each attack in your right, or
in your light attack combo, blah blah blah, so the first attack is 4% increase, second
is 8%, third 12, 16, then 20.
I see, okay.
They gave me the numbers, so we're going to go up to 16%, or 20%.
God Slayer's Seal.
No, it's the same as base.
Strengthens God's layer of incantations, a cult, increased damage against divine enemies.
Interesting.
Parts 27 faith to use this thing.
Damn.
Uh, what is this?
God's skin prayer book, alright.
Oh, there's more fucking loot I'm getting.
Hang on.
Alright.
Oh, shit.
Oh my god, okay.
Oh, one at a time, right?
This is really...
This is really...
This is really...
This is really...
Uh-oh.
What do we do?
What do we do?
Ah, fuck.
Whips are actually so good here, but I don't have them.
Let it jump to this back guy.
I
Swap there's two guys. Yeah, I'm gonna get
These laws are fucking crazy torch man torch man
Yeah, fuck dude your claws are fucking disgusting, huh? Yeah, you're the bleed procs
Well, I mean I am too handy this weapon it is too handed
What the fuck
Let's see, hold on, come here, let's see, let's just jump.
I'll do it, I'll do it.
Okay, that looks good, it's cool.
Hold on, I got a new helmet.
Exile hood.
Slightly strengthened storm attacks.
Ugh!
Everything is storm bullshit.
What do you think this is?
What the loot?
Oh.
oh like like actually what do you can this because I would say that's like a
fight like a water hose like that's where you get water from yes like a water
so that's a tri bait but oh it's trying to see are we gonna get shot no we
killed the blisters that was good yeah it's a good spot to jump
Oh my god, oh my god!
Ah fuck!
Actually low.
I got the blue fuck.
Okay.
Yeah, it's heal up.
I'm getting, I'm getting range. Come here, come here, come here.
This way, this way, this way.
Well that's... okay, fuck it.
Have we been at this graze before?
I don't think I've ever got in this graze, ever.
Yeah, alright, well we gotta do all that again, but this is fine.
Wait, but now they're gonna spawn.
Yeah, and then...
Tsh, we did.
Well, hold on.
There's Luke here.
HOO!
It's for you!
Wait, hold on, where are you?
Oh.
Here?
Fuck you.
Haha, thanks.
No, no, why, why?
Oh, what is commoners car-
It's faith.
It actually does do plus one faith, that's crazy.
I'm- I'm aware that.
Yeah, it's good for you, actually.
Ah, the pool.
Oh, shit.
Alright, there's something we should go do.
Can you look at me, can you look at me?
Yeah, you look sick.
No, but do you see those like?
Do you think those holes are for my breasts?
No, they're not. Come on. Not like a no you see this over here
Yes, I did see the room bees did you
So gay
That's what happens. Did you spray it for that?
That's what happens
What the fuck?!
Fuck you.
No, fuck you.
Oh shit, yes, I did sprint for that.
How? Did you run on the plank?
Yes, I ran on the plank and I had to turn really fast.
Why don't you do it?
Oh
Be a little faster
No, cuz they're like, can you just go kill them please?
Okay. I'm gonna go get my counter.
OH FUCK. Okay, this is not good.
ooooh
My god, it's-
Okay. I'm going for it.
I'm dead.
I got it. I got it. I got it. Good job. Dang. You like that? I'm sick. We're basically
going through the main gate. Yeah. Wait, but like I'm pretty sure this guy does take
10% of our souls.
So we're losing 20%.
And it checks out the NPC.
They mean he just takes it from us?
What are you talking about?
Yeah, he literally just takes it.
Why?
He's either piece of shit.
No, I got to rest one more time.
He takes souls every minute.
no that can't be real I use a merchant we can buy stuff from him what's he's
selling bandit strengthens jump attacks oh man I think you take all of those the
entire set that is sick
Yeah, I bought the entire set.
I'm basically not wearing shit right now, so.
You look like you have a pussy.
You see that?
Aw, thank god he changed those pants, those were weird.
Let's go back to the other pants, do you see what I mean?
Okay, hang on.
You see that, like, camel toe?
Okay.
It might be your balls.
It's just a sweat stain, but yeah, it's gross.
Nah, it's a straight line, and it's weird.
What was the helmet? Was it a bandit mask, or...?
It was a bandit mask.
Did I not buy it? Or was it a bandit gloves?
You want to wear the gloves on your head?
No, it's bandit gloves.
Slytherin's up to jump attacks, or do I want- I'll say keep the ones you're wearing.
You look like such a fucking idiot.
You actually look cool for the first time ever.
Look how I look.
You look fucking sick.
I'm jealous of your helmet.
All right.
Remember, do a circle like that, and they can't hit you.
I should probably do the jump.
Oh, shit.
All right.
Davis died.
Were you watching?
I was watching, indeed.
Okay, I'm resing you. Let's not go through the front gate. Just res up here and run this way.
Okay, but I gotta go get my 6,000 souls.
Okay, he has a lot of souls.
So you need to get that and then you see a TP back up.
Oh God, I just feel like I'm gonna die as soon as they enter. Maybe you pull aggro.
No, just grab them in LOS. There's a safe space.
I did it.
Is it right there in the fucking middle?
Yeah, it's just, well, okay, just grab them.
They're not even aggro'd yet.
You have time.
If you run fast, you should be fine.
All right.
Grab it, and then LOS.
You're good.
I'm LOS.
No.
TP'd it back to the campfire.
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
Now, truthfully, getting there from here might be AIDS too.
But, I think it's what we do, you ready?
Yeah, go, go.
Alright, we're good.
We made it.
Oh, cow.
oh my god the torch guy is fucking me oh my god he's owning me wait for you right here
I'm out of heals by the way.
Oh god, no this is not good.
This is very not good.
Okay.
Yeah, that jumping attack with these claws, the range is just not quite there.
I didn't realize go this way you're right
Like why don't we just um, they're right
Let's go back to the cliffside and do the jump again, and then we're back where we were
Yeah
Yeah
We'll go cliffside or rampart tower
I'm pretty sure I want rampart power
Alright, and then, I mean, we can just jump down to get to the courtyard, yep.
Okay, I do.
Look at that.
Okay, uh, they stayed called.
The one of Gondor here.
Oh shit.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
We gotta kill the big guy.
Oh, we're stabbing him.
Oh!
Oh, quick!
Oh!
Oh, quick!
Oh!
Oh, quick!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, quick!
Oh, quick!
Oh!
Oh, quick!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, quick!
Oh!
All right, there might be more coming
I got one of them down should I do the dot
I'm trying to do this guy with you.
Oh fuck.
Uh, I have to heal later.
the crossbow
Chicked me force guy crossbow, but I
Yeah
Forge man and crossbow guy
Crossbow guys in the back so we guys are careful. Yeah, I gotta go out of us
Okay, okay to crossbow guys
Oh
That's a lot all right
There's more another guy here
I don't think you want to go down here or yeah, there's fucking nook on there.
All right, let's hug this guy here.
Oh fuck!
I'm out of heals, that's it.
Oh fuck!
I'm dead!
Oh my god!
No, I don't wanna do this again.
I don't wanna have to do that again.
Oh!
No!
Do I have to do this again?
I don't wanna have to do that again.
Oh!
Do I believe in myself? Not really.
Big pick. Damn! Wait, there's an arrow that's going over you, I think.
Yeah, there's a guy above you with arrows. Yep.
Are you sure?
Yeah, I'm looking at him. He's shooting now, shooting now.
I guess you can't really fuck me while I'm like...
Yeah, you're good there. Oh no, shooting, shooting, shooting, shooting.
you can still shoot you from there. What am I stuck on? The tree. Can you shoot me right
No, you're good right here.
You shoot you.
Yeah, where you're rolling back to we got you from there.
Yep, right here. You're scared.
He's gonna fuck you.
Nice.
I'll see if it's anything worth it's literally just this I think what was it a
That kukri and eggs I'll go nuts in a mushroom
How the fuck are they shooting there
Okay, I have 10,000 souls and go back go back and rest
Just go back and rest. It's a whole level go back. Don't even think about it. Just go
So we just don't have to do this again, we just run past this shit
are you going to be imagine you died right there you'd have to do it all again yeah it's
I was uh looking at maybe
I'm bad. Did you just?
Great. Ah, just give me a sec. You can't see me back. Hang on.
Well, I heard you hit him three times.
You're beating my dog.
My dog.
Okay.
They say the thing.
What?
Thanks, Zoyle.
I'll form an amygdala.
Thank you, Zoyle.
I
Love so there's a
Think I'm a drink over here and loot this
Okay, we're moving the fuck on I'm running past all this there's another grace over here
I don't care about any of this. Let's go get that big grace and fuck this back. Like don't don't even kill him right now
All right
I just realized I can make my whip still do poison.
There we go.
It's an elevator. I'll call it.
Okay. Pretty nice.
Yeah, the dogs are playing with that toy.
That's all right.
It's not. It's not. Let's go ahead and get out of the room while they do that.
You guys want to go somewhere else?
Oh look at all of the puppies they just...
Yeah, well...
C'mon dogs, let's go.
Well...
One more content.
Alright, there's an ash of war here, but I'm not gonna try it without J.C.P.
C'mon, c'mon, out.
Out, uh...
Zzz, zzz.
Oh my god, oh my god, with the elevator oh shit
Is that a beer?
Why does he hate his dog so much? It's the meta
Where are we
You hear that guy on the right he's on the right
That's what happens around the wrong way. No, it's wait. Wait, you can take a short cut here
Yeah, this is
Wait, I've never been here in my life
I
Didn't want me I've been here, but I haven't been in like it that way that way the fuck
Pots
Pop friend pop
Fuck oh
My god big pot
OUCH!
Oh, you guys are alive.
You guys are alive.
Oh, shit.
Don't leave any babies unharned.
There's some loot way down here.
There's a couple of other things we can go do that I know about, or I remember.
Before Godric, so one, there was that going really deep area.
I don't know how we get there.
And two, there's like a gravity boss that we can run to really fast.
It's easy.
Let's get this grace.
Oh, Grace.
Oh, Godric Grace.
Go on... Yeah, let's get the Godric Grays.
You're close to that DBA. You go all the way down. Is it like a giant snake?
Guy?
I say we try Godric one time while we're here.
Okay. Fuck it. I'm down.
Oh, we can get that seed too.
Let's seed.
Get another flask.
Do you have another flask?
Where is it?
It's down... down there.
Yeah, we should do that. It's ridiculous to not
So we have seven the yields Jesus
Six to seven what are you saying up there?
I'm coming
What the fuck is this?
I'm sucking dialogue, I can't attack.
I know, I'm trying not to.
He's got glowy bird eyes.
Ow.
It's a very tanky man.
Oh shit!
Ow!
Big poison!
Oh, big sword!
Ah, fuck me.
Yeah, our shit is activated.
Yeah. Yeah, this feels good.
Alright, I'm gonna finish talking there.
So, uh...
Oh.
Pucker.
Unlucky.
Is this something some too?
Wait, where did you go?
In that crack right there.
I see it, okay.
Did I get the gold seed?
I did.
Uh, the other thing...
There's that one dupe.
Remember there's that shit you have to have to dupe, right?
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
I say we go to it now, it's weird.
Okay.
I'm just swapping to whips. I didn't want to swap on whips in that room because I didn't
want to hit her. But yeah, the birds I'm just whoops. Oh,
I got no heals left you want to try it we literally just rest right there but things
reds yeah fucking this is where you go down I think yeah and there's a fucking
fuck down there okay I was wondering where it was alright well I know we're
too many bosses are bosses are now then I'm gonna rest things are gonna res you
don't want to try the fat fuck first there's no point because all the mobs
that are but during the fat fuck there they're they're not there and then we
could just teleport to the grace when we're done with this area where's fat
fuck. Oh god, yep. Maybe we gotta bring the big guy. I think it's the giant. Yeah. I
think we do need a giant here. Okay, let's kill this shit. All right. All right. We can.
We can kill fat fuck and ring giant, ooh nice.
Jeez man!
Back up to me when you can.
Welcome to you. I backed out the wrong way.
Okay, that's fine.
Oh, my head!
That's a lot of heals. You just chucked all your heals.
That was very strange.
Uh-oh.
Oh, I stole it from you. It might be out of your means.
Oh, okay.
It's alright. You can get in this one.
Come on, man.
I'm sorry.
Alright, let's get that painting building.
Alright, let's pull the giant, we just gotta get this shit.
Birds can die, I can whip them, and then yeah, the giant, we just gotta kite to Africa.
I
Never I never added my I haven't either
All right
We got these small fucks too.
They didn't fool last time. I remember they slept. No we killed them.
I'm pretty sure no.
Okay well he's coming.
You see that I'm right.
Yeah you're right.
Oh shit, he's got that range!
Come on gamer
There we go done
I'm sure you looted it
Okay
It's smithing stones
I looted it
Oh no no no no no
You're dead
He killed me in the fucking building and he broke on me
He breathed
He breathed, he breathed too
He...
He breathed
He...
He breathed
Oh my god, I'm gonna kill you.
Well, there's two smithing stones, I'll be honest.
I don't know if we care that much.
That's all it was.
Well, doesn't it stay broken?
I don't think it does.
Please, please.
Oh, it's broken on my screen, actually, is it?
Yeah, it's broken on mine too.
Okay, we're chillin'.
Guy behind you, be careful.
two twos and you tell me I don't care about it was it two twos it's two twos okay I'm glad you
fucking got it okay well we did not need to be running I know I know well I'm following you
you're literally ahead of me yeah I'm going in this room crouching
okay he's hanging on work
I want to go home I want to go home okay well
I'm running up the door.
I'm dead.
6,000 four-ing souls.
How is she just sitting there watching?
I lost my souls too.
How many?
All of them.
Which is how many?
I never picked them up in the room, so all of them.
oh okay a level i lost a level think of it like that i mean i and i won't pick
mine up uh okay okay don't what's your level
i'm higher level than you because you're a wretch
but i am 39
Eeeeen, sucks.
Wait, you're 39? I'm 40.
Okay, you're beating me.
What? How?
That was like 10 levels below.
Umm...
Well, you just haven't lost your souls as much.
Plus there's many times where I intentionally lost them because you were behind.
Alright.
I did! There's Vod proof. I said, you know what? It's okay, I'm behind it.
Or I didn't intentionally lose them,
but I didn't bother to go get them back.
I said it's not a big deal I'm ahead of you. Yep. Yep. We know that we're so good
and there's a lot proof so we know you're right there is there is oh my god
did you go back the same way I grew up yeah I grabbed my souls and I'm now
resting at this grace by Godric's room. I'm going to Godric room. Am I able to
level? Let's see how much it requires. It is 9.2k. I have 6.4. I think I can make it happen.
I
Well, let's try one time. Let me level the fuck up
Yep
What a memorable guy wait, what do you call it memorable guy knowledgeable
No, not knowledge, we'll just...
Wait, not enough golden seeds, huh?
I need two?
Okay, where do you flasks?
I need two.
It's a double now?
Okay, I guess it increases, alright.
Well, you wanna try this or you wanna get the other bosses?
Let's try it one more time.
This is the cutscene, here we go.
Wait, hold on, wait for me!
I'm not even in.
You see the cutscene?
I see the cutscene.
Hey, so spoilers, he cuts his arm off.
And then he puts the dragon head on his arm, and then he shoots like this.
Stop it, stop, stop!
Spoiled gas boil.
Deliver me unto greater heights.
Well...
I don't know, but what do you think?
No, I don't actually.
I bet he took his dick off because it doesn't help him gain power.
Why would he?
because it doesn't have any power
because it helps him in combat
this guy has a fucking power combat hungry and free
then why does he have 20 toes?
for legs
why is that 20 toes?
those are pretty chill, i'm not gonna lie
i have no music though, see?
i do
oh my voice is kinda quiet though
I don't need it.
Oh fuck, I have to drop you up.
Oh, the double.
Oh, I forgot it's a double.
I just don't remember a shit.
Alright, let me heal us up.
You back up on the top of us.
Back up, back up.
Oh.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm just getting hit by anything
Yeah
He's just leaving me like he's not even attacking me. It's just oh you're dead
Oh my god.
I should have killed him.
I mean truth be told there's really not that much to do to get stronger before this fight,
right? Like this is kind of how hard it's gonna be. Yeah, we could probably get like
five levels, sure. But yeah, no, I just, at the very beginning I did zero damage because
I might just go back to the fucking whip. Like it's just, the extra range is insanity.
for when he's on you.
That hit me? I was in the air!
Oh fuck, I'm down.
He's hitting the buckler's hair.
Yeah.
What is he, what the fuck?
That looked like you got a serve.
That looked like I did, but I don't think I did.
I'm over it, but I'm still with my two-header.
Yeah.
It's definitely a-
Yeah.
You can't parry, Godric.
All right, well.
That makes me feel much better,
but I'm pretty sure that guy's lying to me
to make me feel better, so I'll take it.
Oh, shit.
I didn't double, I didn't double entrance.
God, that timing is so awkward!
Oh, he turned it to you.
What the hell, Tim?
Well, I'm minus two heals here, so.
Oh, wow.
He hit me.
One combo is minus two heals.
Oh, my God.
I
Very
You gotta do the ground floor
Again
I'm trying to get that heal from you.
I see you.
Fuck.
God.
Ah!
Um, zero.
Oh my god!
Nice poison
Oh fucking turn me combo
I'll kill it.
Oh, it's a little early, but it's fine.
I don't know like what about 40k HP from the 30k?
Something like that.
I'm thinking, should I just go whips?
Watch me whip.
And watch me nae nae.
I think I try whip.
Cuz the like the extra range is crazy for this I think
No, just not
I hear you say
Oh, no, not that bad.
Ooh, I...
I'm going to try and optimize my shields here and wait for you to get hit.
I don't think so.
Okay.
It's a...
God, I had that last one so bad.
I know.
Oh, man.
Dang it.
Ooh.
Whoa!
Fucking, isn't the girl from the job?
I fucking rolled that at last.
Ah, shit.
Come back on the top of us.
That's it.
Oh god. Oh god. It's like I'm in that bag. It was not.
Oh no! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!
I'm fighting on the safety.
Good point. Back in the fuck up.
Oh my god.
Fucking charged in.
Oh, that hit me.
Oh no.
Oh, it's killing me.
Oh, there's a last hit.
That happened to me too, I jumped it, but if you jump near him, if you jump near him,
I think he... he can't touch it.
I don't...
I don't know if this is it.
It feels...
I'm scared of the phase 2, but it doesn't feel impossible.
Now I'm trying to like, save heals and shit, but...
I'm gonna go back to...
Claws, I think I just need to get good.
Yes.
The whips were better, really?
I mean, if I can get better and like get the lead prox on these claws.
And they're about to start.
Off the truck.
In there.
Oh my god!
I'm not sure what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to try and get the rest of the
Oh, shit.
Uh, I feel like I'm going to top myself for un-backspanning.
Somebody's going to heal.
I have to get really far from them though.
Oh
I hate that
Oh
Yeah, let's do this.
Lips are better.
That's simple.
Lips are better.
What?
That.
Okay.
It's down.
We'll hit me.
What?
That... Okay, it's down. We'll hit me.
Nice.
Nooo!
Oh my god.
Oh!
Oh!
It's like I handed the controller back to myself and my brother.
God damn!
Yeah, he's on you like the entire time.
And I'm just trying so hard to hit this fucking freak.
And I cannot hit him without getting cleaved.
Yeah, but that was our PB?
Yeah, I'm just trying to con- yeah, you- yeah, it's-
Oh my god, let me ask.
all right let's go
right
what the fuck did i play on
off the stairs
he interrupted it okay
Trying to get off the stairs here.
That hit me?
Oh my god!
Oh, big damage now.
Why did I go for that attack?
What am I doing?
We gotta back up a few.
Begin.
Jesus, that lunge is scary.
Oh fuck.
You might turn.
Oh, he fucking did it.
Yep.
I hope I didn't get that, yep.
Motherfuckin'
Well, that's my last shield. Oh, great.
Somehow.
Oh, go on.
I'm still getting used to the timing on that.
It's very delayy, like, steps twice.
Nice.
I know, I'm still trying to use that and the other one.
That's all Sir Delay.
I just wanted to see the 50% to see what we have.
Oh, that was so dead.
Oh
Five
I'm getting rage baited by this retard. I'm actually getting rage baited by him.
I see three. I know.
He's rage baiting.
No, it's just the one guy. But he's rage baiting, right? Like, he knows.
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Oops! Okay. Okay. Okay.
Oh my God!
He's getting rage baiting.
Like, even the way he's hiding, like, he's got, like, five IQ.
Yup.
I feel like he's proceeding to be something new, and like, his initials are bad, but then he's the pin, right?
That's the problem, there's a lot of people that aren't pretending, so it's not hard to rage bait a child like this in a time like this.
Lock him in.
Lock in!
I can't, I can't.
He's got me like, fuck with that, he knows the lion and the monkey.
I'm the lion, he's the monkey.
like it actually did such special skills i just want to know i really want to know
does he know please can i get him on the car i gotta ask him
oh they're after you okay
don't let me see you better are you fucking stupid people fucking retort
Shit, do you understand? The month I was playing does not leave fucking form!
Aids that make sense? You know, FIRE!
RETURN!
I see you in the back not attacking, just screaming, greeting his message.
Alright, no, report him, because he's a human and that's offensive.
Get him out, get him out!
Oh my god, he didn't delay it there, what the fuck?
You're awesome, Gaze. I got you, Gord.
Yes, he did! Yeah, he did do some game work!
Yes, he did.
I have to go to full here.
It's on you!
Oh no.
Oh!
Oh, fuck, I dodged off!
Nobody's fucking touching the panel.
I got my fucking thing on too.
Big damn.
I've buried my phone.
Fuck.
I'm dead.
I have space now.
I'm too close to the X.
Is our food here?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
I'm too close to the exit. Is our food here? Do I need to go to the door?
We're not eating.
I know, but do I? You said I had to go to the door, right?
I didn't say that.
I heard you say you were going to see them face to face.
Oh, fuck!
Okay.
Wait, wait, I'm checking. Oh, wait!
I'm checking, I'm checking, I'm checking!
Oh, god, I forgot my knife.
No, they left her phone.
They left her food?
They made me not.
I'll be fine.
I'll be fine.
Is that a PB?
How much is it for you, that?
I think that's 40k.
I don't know.
How much did Margaret have?
What work
Yeah, they're here.
God damn, my delivery driver looks very pretty.
Nice Ellie.
Listen, that's just not...
You gotta try harder than that.
It takes a very special person to get me angry.
And that guy is special.
Thanks for the tip, veteran player.
Thanks so much.
Since Soda and Vague can't firm souls, maybe they could find kindness and forgiveness.
You're fucking right.
I was trying to be a good person, a better person, and you know what?
Guy, I am sorry for saying those hurtful things.
I appreciate that you are giving us advice.
Yes, thank you.
I'm fucking out about the-
Is this one yours?
I can't drink this.
I said that shit, yes, we can.
No, I can't drink this.
Yes, you can.
Is this your chocolate?
There was one.
No.
And then there was the chemistry thing.
What's the soul attack?
And yes, the soul attack is a theory attack for you.
It's for me? Okay.
Oh, me too.
I'm not drinking that shit.
Yeah, but I ordered it for its frozen margarita!
Dude.
Dude, if he doesn't drink a frozen margarita...
I don't know if I can...
I don't know if I can do this.
The ripple is the troglodytes in chat,
But I'm a better person than that, and I shouldn't have said the R word, I'm trying really hard to stop it, and
It's hard when everybody around me says it
It's really hard, but I'm trying not to
I got cancelled for it one time. I don't want to get cancelled for it twice
Actually, I guess nowadays on Twitter, I probably would get it at Farm
But I still shouldn't say it because the fact that it does offend some people
Makes me not want to offend them
All right, if I can just not say it, I'll try now. I understand why I overheard before
That you're like we had to meet him at the door and I was like why the fuck I didn't know it's cuz you got alcohol
Or maybe I just forgot
Yeah, so she was waiting out there
Huh wondering where the fuck we were I do apologize profusely, but I got the alcohol
Well, I got the tacos.
Can you try it?
Can you try it?
Please, me and your chap picked it for you.
We picked it together.
Right, guys?
Ugh.
All right, thank god.
Oh, fuck!
A triple chudda I was so pissed off when you handed it to me.
Ugh!
rough okay all right every death you
gonna take a step I'm a taco what can I eat
my taco taco okay I can't open my
box
what the fuck this boss will not be
dying today chicken tacos I got chimichurri
steak tacos like that mm-hmm
yeah I can see them they're like if it'll ever focus it probably won't I can't
get it to focus my dumb face in the way I can't miss it's rough
I'm not even hungry, I'll be honest. They got enraged by me so hard, I lost my hunger.
I appreciate it though, that means I'm gonna lose weight, thanks.
That's some woman ship.
Motherfucker, my name is not V. I apologize to you, can you at least...
...get my name right?
Oh
That tastes like
That is actually oh god like a mistake that is like a heading tomorrow
So it's something I never really realized because I never really had long hair until recently I
Keep eating my own hair
Like I just keep taking bites that story
Where I swallowed my hair and because my hair like goes down to pretty much above my ass
I swolled like all of it, but I had a little bit sticking out of my mouth
And I swallowed it with food so I had to I had to literally pull it out all the way from like
Like pretty much my stomach like it just it just kept going okay
There's no way with your stomach. I bet it did go to God. I swear to God
No, I just I just had to keep fishing it never broke and it had like food attached to it and I get
Oh, why would you keep talking?
Well, cuz it's traumatic memory for me and I'll always remember
Well, I finished my tacos, yeah, hang on.
Holy fuck, you fucking you inhaled them.
Yeah.
I had a bite and honestly I'm kind of not feeling mine.
Like I took a bite and I felt the oil touch my lips and I have like chapstick from the
oil from my taco on my lips.
Yep, there's just there's sometimes just talking less is better
Disgusting things going on eating hair eating chapstick
It's oil
It's fucking well, all right. Let me take one more sip of this fucking poison. No you can only take it okay fine
Oh
Whoo, I'll fucking I got peppers
Drink the tacos
I guess it makes it
I mean I swirled it either way you ready. Yeah, let me get full man. I go
All right, all right, I just have to lock in
It just feels it's hard to lock in knowing that he's fucking watching who cares about whoever the fuck you're talking about
Don't be mixed in that guy. I don't care
Hi Sammy this is actually killing me slowly
I can top you if you run back for me. Just keep running back.
I fucked up. That's it.
I went early. Ha! These timings.
It feels like we've tickled him so far, we're just re-gening all of it.
Yep.
I'm scared, yeah.
I think it's it.
The boss is not dying.
Yes he is.
Because listen, the way I'm thinking about this, right, is if we still delay it, if we also delay our stuns with the use of alcohol, we'll be on his level.
That could be it actually.
you know what I see the logic there I thought you were gonna say something
fucking stupid but there's actually some genius tied to what you just said
Like I can completely even work the alcohol, but I can tell that I drink alcohol, like I
can feel the impact from three sips of this margarita it's completely negligible I
literally drive right now but the fact that I can feel it is insane say that
they've had three sips of a margarita that's not considered drinking and
driving yes it is not in that way no no it's crazy
I don't get to the first time ever so I'm improving
Yeah, we just got withered down like I he hit me with two wave attacks and that was a full HP bar
which is three flasks that's half my flasks because of three air attacks that honestly feel damn near
unavoidable if you're just standing in the wrong spot at the wrong time it's
so ridiculous I think you get a hidden and you fucking you leave cuz you're
right you can't dodge the first but we have a DPS check to me we can't just
Our dogs are like no
Somehow I didn't get there those are with dip
Oh, fuck.
Ooh.
That is so fucking stupid.
What the hell?
Oh, big turn.
Ah, fuck.
Okay, I'm gonna heal if you want to top yourself.
I'm just trying to get you for it.
Or I'll wait for it to get in.
Oh god.
Oh god.
You turn on me.
Don't heal.
Come in.
Well, you're right. You're right. My brain is always thinking to roll into attacks, but
In that case, I think you might be right.
I did.
Strong.
Our dots are off right now.
I can't believe it.
Our dots are off.
What?
Our dots are off.
Like, those are our dots.
We're not on.
Yep.
I got maybe like 30 more wipes in this drink.
some big sips are taking.
Hey, what are you doing tomorrow for labor day?
We're working.
You're right, that's why it's called labor day.
Let's fucking do some goddamn labor.
fucking really
Well, I don't want to kill you yet, but wait till you fuck up.
But if you get the air thing that's cooked, well, we'll be ready.
That's
I died I jumped too early
Oh, there we go
I'm trying so hard to get that fucking poison on drink
I need...
Oh my god...
Just stop dying so fast and you won't have to drink so fast.
I'm sorry about that. Okay, whatever.
When can I play a VR horror?
Never.
Did I heard of Esmophobia get some Poggers updates?
Well, maybe one day when we don't have other things to do.
And then we have to...
Do you want to set up your VR?
I'll do it.
Okay, if you set up your VR else I might VR off and maybe we will but not today not anytime soon. It's no way
We got way too much shit we have to do
Like I'm just getting shipped down to fucking win
I didn't even hit you. I know it didn't that time, but it will
Well yeah, but that mindset.
Ugh.
Oh fuck.
It's almost poisoned I think.
There's poison.
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.
You did not.
Ah.
Whoa.
I don't got it.
I
Damn it
I just have to kill here. I'm in one-shot range. Do I go claws here?
Ah, that juked me.
Ahhhh!
Oh no, I'm done here.
Don't try and get to you for heals.
I can't move, I can't move.
Running to you.
Hold on, hold on!
Running to you, you have time.
Wait for me.
Okay, you're good.
Fucking bullshit!
My heals here.
Bullshit again, bullshit again!
God fucking give it!
Ah hell.
Aw fuck me.
Oh.
Leave him alone!
Goddamn it!
If you're gonna heal.
I saw that wiener.
Time to... Oh, we reached second phase.
I took a sip on accident
Oh, remember the uh, the fire instantly.
Okay, I'm running back right through the staircase.
Yep.
Do you have any heals?
You're full though, right?
I think I just chucked my last heal even though you're full.
Cause I'm in one shot range.
Yep.
up. Jesus. Alright. I don't know what the fuck happens here. Things are a little different
Oh, fuck. Oh, shit. That hit me.
Oh, god, that arm. Oh, god, that dragon arm. Fuck.
I'm dead.
Yeah, they got fucked by that dragon on us.
Apparently he regened.
What the heck?
He regened through the cutscene by the way.
Are you serious? So we should skip it? What the fuck?
Yes, it is optimal to skip the cutscene.
Alright, that makes me take a drink. That makes me feel way better though.
God fucking damn.
We can throw the flask. He opened it for us.
Did you paste? We did not.
Well, I didn't bring that up, but you said no.
No, we were talking about the, uh...
But fuck, honestly, you might be right.
I was confidently telling you no, and you might be right here, because the, uh...
the towel has been reworked to be percentage-based.
So maybe Vigor is crazy if it is
We turn that
We should probably heal once together
Oh my god, the devil I forgot.
Oh god.
Oh god, I hope he turns the last on you.
He does.
Oh thank god.
I
Was pumping the fuck out of him camera, he's gonna flip it's gonna flip no way he doesn't
I
Can't see that
I'm getting I'm getting a lot of pump here. Oh god
fuck that hit me
you're done you're done you're done
split split
I shouldn't have went back in. I have four heals left. I just was sending it.
and then I get staggered here too.
Yeah
Oh, don't get here. Oh, you're okay. The I've jumped near you've done it to you jump near him
You still take it
That's a huge I had no idea
Oh
Damn the fucking quad pent up dodge
Damn you survive that
Oh, that'll kill you.
She has no heals left, Chad.
That's my heals.
She's...
Oh, God.
No.
I'd take a drink.
I feel like I'm doing better than we've long had.
Someone said, I went back.
He did not regen during the cutscene.
Okay.
Appreciate the research.
What if you're getting one guy right now though?
What if you fly with him again?
I might have gotten one guy before.
I was reading chat when they said that he healed during the cutscene.
So.
Soda Poppin and Partner finally cracked Phase 2 on Godric, only to get wrecked by the Dragon Arm cutscene.
This SIP per battle rule is doing its job and the logic is now alcohol?
I cannot be the AI over me that's not
Over you enable you are one of the crankers
What is this fucking shit I jumped there
I'm gonna heal the fool I can top you if you get to me and he's taking no damage
Alright, well, we should heal each other now.
Let's definitely heal Able.
Fuck.
Fuck, flip that shit.
Oh my god, that was hit me.
I die next hit and I'm just not healing and greedy.
I'm so behind.
Well, it's good to be at this point.
We need to make up for our shoes.
Thank you
Oh, you're dead
That two girls left not ideal
of
the triple
That's a good one.
Who is a flip?
Wanna heal?
Oh!
It's fine.
We're okay.
We're not.
I'm good.
We're okay.
We're not. I'm dead.
Oh no.
It's right here. I'll face him.
Oh no, I'm not a summoner.
Oh no. Oh no.
I don't have a dodge roll, I dash roll. It's like Bloodborne.
Also, there's produced frames on the dodge in this mod.
Oh really?
It's modded. It's for 20 people.
We're only going to make it worse, stop.
No, I'm sure it's registering in that area.
At this point the words don't matter.
don't matter they just don't matter anymore who cares let's go did you drink i did
fuck you stunned me you stunned me oh god you come at this stop fighting on the staircase
He's shit.
Oh, hell.
He's some shit.
It's such a funny word.
Oh my god!
Oh, kill yourself.
Just kill yourself.
Please wipe it.
Don't waste your time. Kill yourself.
I can do that during the fucking loading screen.
Okay.
Then I mean, then, whatever.
God, I got tripled here by the fucking air!
And it pulled a zero to be damn near. Oh!
You have to drink when I die too because you did not take it at a different time.
No, no, no.
The drink's almost gone.
Don't!
Look!
I'm about to start saying slurs.
Shut the fuck up.
I'm not.
You're getting brain spitted by something next to him.
Let's go.
I'm gonna last scream.
No, he's strong. He said you can't do this. He's in cat data. This guy's okay. It's funny guy funny guy
It's our condom something else goddamn
Officers
Oh man
when you're not coming coming coming coming
fuck over here we're heading we're heading next we're heading next
Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. You died. Oh, no.
I saw that carry on that swap that was crazy I didn't even know he was going to swap.
Who swears on it?
I swear.
I learned I was having my health.
I'm going to heal again, back to fuck up.
It's a big leap.
We heal here.
Got it.
Piece of shit motherfucker.
Peace, shit motherfucker.
Oh, it's both of the fucking staircase.
There you go.
Oh, getting you all after that, or...
No, because I'm practicing.
Shit.
Act the fuck up over here.
We gotta heal.
We gotta press X together.
Oh, hell.
This is the time, this is the time to run around.
You're out of heals?
Okay, we'll take my...
Here.
there you go
fuck are you out of yields
shit
I heard you RTR too
okay sorry
no I heard it
ow
you got a second
okay
got a throw?
Get in butt, sock, left and right.
You know what game I want to play?
Ah, four. He never does that.
I don't want to hear about other games right now.
Fuck, did they just tell you?
Yes, fine, what?
I want to put that game where you're like, uh, like, an FBI agent and you have to rescue victims, you know?
No, I have no idea why you're like this.
I'm gonna communicate with your friend, make him like, not, you're ready or not, get ready or not!
Oh, fuck that. You deserve that. I'm glad I heard that word. That one on my plate, ready or not.
Please, I feel like I'd be great at that.
No, no, no.
Maybe another time.
Maybe after VRChat.
Oh.
And Moon Moon already beat the game.
Why would we stream it?
Who?
Moon Moon.
Who?
Stop.
Come on.
Uh, Zombie Nixon's being weird.
Did you see that?
I would report that guy.
True.
Why is he talking like that to me a female streamer with the fuck true?
Nah, bro. I reported you. I don't even really said that I agree. I reported him
He said he added me and he said I am poor me. That's what he said. Hey, he's just mentally out this point
I actually might be giving attention to legitimately somewhere mentally out. Just move the fuck on
Fuck you, Gwyn, fuck!
Dude, I'm really, I'm feeling good about this town.
I think this is it.
Mark my words!
God damn it!
I
Think I was left where we feel here we feel here what?
Shit again, okay, you can hear you can hear don't worry about me. I'm
Oh my god, I'm so crazy!
Oh my fucking god!
Is he even poisoned?
Can I ask a question?
This is not the time!
They go ahead at this point.
Do you think Atheist is supposed to say, oh my god?
No one, yeah everyone says that.
What?
What?
That's a better normal, that's a fine question.
Everyone just said it, it's just like language at this point.
Okay, what about like Jesus Christ?
Yeah, I said that too.
You're not as Atheist, we went to church.
True, big church fans.
I
Shit cocks, okay, we got okay. Well, it's stacked
Okay
Fuck
Stop we got an actual
Fuck, maybe you're right. Maybe it's actually me. God damn it.
It is you!
Don't, don't, don't confirm that.
Don't, don't say it so confidently.
He added me, and he said, please.
He added me, and he said, they say, oh you're gone.
Stop!
I'm begging you!
This is not funny!
Stop snorting, will you guys? It's not that funny.
It is not justified to fucking snort to the lab!
Stop! Attack!
Thank you. We're gonna save you.
Skip, right? Skip.
Yep. Oh, fuck. Back, back, back, back, back, back, back!
Heh.
You're here. You should heal.
Oh, fuck that.
No way. I'm right next to you!
There was a space in between the fire I went to, I swear to God.
You body locked me from it?
What the fuck are you doing with that?
What is that?
I have one heal left.
Is that because it's on the Sturkeys? I'm dead, I'm dead.
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm alive.
Okay, so now we also know he has a triple slam and face chip
What do you mean we know that and yeah, are you spoiling it? You saw it. I just watched him do it
I was in the dying screen you were next to him in the dying screen you could see it
I couldn't because I was grabbing the microphone.
So does that run towards him on phase 2?
You think we can make it if we fucking send it?
I'm down to try.
It's a lot of fucking damage.
Yeah, no, you're right.
We should.
How did you just take 8 damage?
Did I?
Yeah, you could kick them then.
This game fucking hates me.
Why are we fighting on the fucking staircase?
Great.
Fuck.
All right, back in the fuck up
If we can heal together speak
Alright alright.
You gotta heal now, you gotta heal.
No, you have like, you have like, more, yeah, there you go.
You didn't want me to do that because you don't have more health than you.
No, I always fucking heal. I do, I do what it's optimal.
You have to heal again shit now I can heal us
I got it I got it
Here you go I don't think this is going to be a time
I'm not a long one, but it's a real one.
Well, you are.
How'd you get to the twine?
Yeah, I know, I get to.
I get stunned by it! Holy shit!
It's gonna come in summer slots!
Okay, now the alcohol is just creeping.
It's gonna tell you right now.
A lot.
But can I tell you the number?
Sure.
I love that hand, I love that hand so much, I love it.
Oh, that's a dog, Perry, Perry, Coward.
Perry! Sam!
Into the countering it too, fuck me.
That's crazy.
I'm like, Hugh, I'm not affected by how it's like, the way I lose human beings.
I'm like Thor, Ragnarok.
Smerka?
His last name is not Ragnarok.
What's his last name then? What's his fucking last name?
Uh, fuck, it's Odin.
Fuck, it's not Odin.
Oh, it is, though. Oh, it is, though. It's a title.
No, no.
I think it is, though. It's Odinson.
You think it's yes?
His last name is Odinson. Yes.
So, hit, so hit. No.
No, because then his dad's name is Odinson,
And he's not just on the Odin, he is Odin.
What?
That is how Norse naming works.
Yes, Odin, son.
Okay, then what's Odin's surname?
Who's the baddest Odin?
I don't know, some freak might know it.
Odin, all father.
Okay, well who the fuck is Odin dad?
Oh, shit.
Is that a Odin?
Maybe they're all called Odin.
I don't know.
We're getting off fucking track, I'm thinking about it.
I'm not thinking about his delayed attacks anymore.
I'm thinking about Odin's son and fucking Marvel, Marvel.
Marvel rivals? You were gonna say Marvel rivals?
I was, but I was thinking about Thanos and shit. Marvel universe.
Wait, did you drink the sedge?
I did, I did. I have been. It's hitting pretty hard.
Well, I can stay up like five more hours, you?
I cannot.
Not anymore.
Alcohol puts me to bed, makes me tired.
Okay, mix it up the ruffles.
The bulls.
I will not be doing that.
It's late anyways.
Wait, but tomorrow's Labor Day, everybody's not going to go to work tomorrow.
We stream tomorrow regardless.
Everyone else just stay off, it's our day on.
But it already is tomorrow, we're streaming.
Yeah.
Well, we're going to bed and we need to get back on.
But you can just like...
I don't want to do a late night.
I'd rather go to bed and just do another long trip.
Vic, can we just wait until the entire time?
Sure.
I got three trivicarium melts.
Okay, very big.
I think his dagger is pretty high already.
He's carrying the fucking way down.
I fucking saw that. I saw that.
Oh, turn.
There he is.
Ooh.
Motherfucker, we should heal together.
I can't even remember that.
That's why I only popped one blast.
Gotcha.
Fuck.
I got my, I got my law on him.
Got a lot of boys on him.
He got a big drop too.
Fuck. Yep.
Yeah, it's got a heal.
Okay, coming, coming, coming.
Ooh, shit!
That's terrible, did you see?
I did.
Did you really trade that?
I did.
Aw, fuck.
Shit, I tried to spread away.
Oh my god, hello?
I'm bad. I tried to run away. I should have just dodged.
Well, I'm one healed up to this point.
And we haven't really met any DPS checks at all here.
No, he's not.
He's not even close to second base.
Oh.
Our damage has been bad.
No, he literally, he's got,
he's got some luck on him.
Okay, maybe now.
We got big plump there.
Uh-oh.
Dammit, he yields.
I ate mama at three years.
Hold on, hold on, wait for me.
I'm gonna hit all of them right here.
Oh my god.
Yeah, he's a fucking...
It's gonna be it soon.
Oh.
He's like me in Mortal Kombat.
Oh!
I did it!
I did it!
I'm running towards them, right?
We're running towards them?
Yep, we're running towards them.
We're running, we're running, we're running, straight W key.
Holy, I'm dead.
I know and I fucking got blocked by you.
I swear to God, I swear to God.
He did call you fat and I sent it Vod review it's true
it do it show me no hold on I'm tell you right now I can dodge and I can make it happen
there is a moment I can I frame I just didn't think I'd get fucking body block there.
They include you a woman hater. What do you think about that? Is that true?
Very true.
Racist sexist? I'm like Thanos.
What's your other four? I'm gay.
Homophobic?
What?
What else can there be?
They're not homophobic.
Extremely.
You can't be a...
No, you literally cannot be homophobic in your day.
What?
You deserve that.
This is what?
That damage you just took.
Shit.
Fucking cocks!
Oh, come on.
That doesn't matter. You're fucked.
Yikes.
Okay, bro.
Well, I'm zero. I'm not gonna heal.
I'm risking the biscuit.
I just want to optimize. Okay, here we go.
And here we go, look at that. Back to fuck up.
Here we go, let's go.
Okay, don't. Stop.
I'm gonna say he's actually gay and I'm a beard or something stupid.
Is that what he's doing?
That's the person that came to mind?
Because you damn what else are you gonna do?
I was gonna tell him about the thing that's on your sleeve.
Under my sleeve? The body?
No.
Okay.
4 he never does the fucking 4th
oh shit
But not like that.
I'm going to speed his base.
God.
I couldn't tell you.
This is definitely a one.
What are you doing?
Wow, that's a crazy beat.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
No, it's not what you said.
I'm still sorry.
Can you heal?
Are you out?
No.
What the fuck?
How much did that hit me for?
One thousand and four.
That's all of my speed!
Yep.
I used the base god for six thousand and three.
So we're killing base god bridge but like...
I believe it.
I didn't flash.
Just got double fisted at him.
10x? Well it's more than 10x. How much health do you think the boss is
adding on average when it comes to
his passive healing?
I would honestly say that he might be gaining an entire fucking health bar
Maybe not an entire bar
No, I can't be a tire health bar. Otherwise, we'd be getting out healed by it. Um, oh
Maybe I don't know it's a lot
Get him off the staircase
I'm staying if I get hit.
Okay, leave it on.
Are you a healer?
I got it, I got it.
Who the turn?
Yeah, I can walk this, sort of.
I've talked to that!
I'm trying to bait that away from him.
I want to heal.
Yep.
If you can get past them, throw them back to me.
I'm going to heal if I got them.
I'll do one too.
That's good.
Are you fucking serious?
Let me drop the level 3, it's less than that after I go.
There we go.
God, I hate this mess.
Let me drop the level 3.
I couldn't track it. It was through the fucking stairs. Yeah, I saw it is
Yeah, yeah, anything?
6k is 2.5 bars.
So your Godric has 18k and 3k.
I roll this for it, this is my roll.
Yeah, I gotta calculate the time to kill and see how much he actually heals hers by the second.
Yeah, it is a lot of health.
Oh god, the fuck!
I told you, sometimes it happens.
No, it was the beacon.
The fire?
The beacon? I got a body stuck on that.
Alright, let's give this a go. Again.
I have to pee soon. This alcohol goes through my system real fast
There's some crazy high metabolism. I do
Actually, I got a pee is gonna hit mid-fine if I don't
And she played better and when you like
didn't I
Do I've been having to pee for the past few hours
Okay guys it's a joke oh my god it's not gonna be an hour.
No I'm not gonna say what's under your sink.
Hey if you're in the bathroom check what's under your sink so you remember what's under
your sink.
It's on the right.
What am I streaming?
Okay.
I can't tell you.
It's gonna be a surprise.
Alright.
You ready?
You ready?
I'm ready.
Did you check what was on there?
Yes, I know it's the fucking immense amount of alcohol
No, I'm the right side
What
I'm I think on the right. Okay, I guess I didn't see there's a bunch of alcohol
And see what it was
Oh, here we go.
Oh, I was out of stamina, couldn't jump.
Oh my god!
I was out of fucking stance, I didn't expect a second on that.
Oh, ick.
So he can hit by that too!
Yeah, he can hit by two.
I've seen you get it on fun points in the box.
You love it.
Yeah.
I never knew.
Egg.
See how it fucking feels?
But I think if I had because I gave you the first time I played it.
Look at that.
You wasted HP.
I did.
I did.
I really top my self up.
Oh my god I fucking knew.
You're right.
I'm not going to see all that.
I've lost it, but it's a whole new era.
I'm dead.
Harding's due for heals?
Oh, I'm gonna heal here, so if you want it.
I'm here.
Alright, here we go.
Shit, fuck.
How many heals do you have?
Three?
Yeah, two. I'm low.
Okay!
Yeah, we gotta start getting greedy here.
Yeah, let's go get on the heal here.
Here we go, perfect.
Get down!
He's gonna get down here. Wait, could we really fight him if I forget?
I don't know.
Hey, get him!
He's gonna get the one.
Oh my god!
I'm done. Alright, we gotta heal.
Fuck.
I heal.
I'm gonna heal as well.
I have zero heals left, so...
Me too, me too.
He faces here, and then we run at him.
Alright.
Alright.
Run right side and then-
Oh, I have real fucking stamina.
I see a lot of stamina!
A lot of stamina!
A lot of stamina!
Why does it keep it from the last fucking game?
Yeah, well, now we know.
I was just so cool.
And that's cool.
I can't handle why he just grabbed you.
He's immune to taking condoms.
Ted, you're a slacker.
I'm taking calm down, 10 years slam, okay.
Okay, now we know.
That's crazy.
So we gotta conserve Sam for phase two and be full.
Yeah, well, you learn nothing every day.
Did you take a sip?
I did, I did.
I don't believe it, I don't believe it.
There's, I'm on video.
I am on video. There is a camera. There is a fucking camera. I don't know what to tell you
Why are they saying you're lying because they want me to drink more, but I really did
Oh
What's up, fuck?
I know you need a heal, so I'm coming.
Okay, I need to heal back.
Oh, wow.
Oh, God.
You're dead.
You're just fucking dead.
No, I'm good.
I'm good.
It's on you.
Oh, motherfucker.
I'm running through.
You can get to me.
Okay, you can get to me.
What do you mean?
I think it's easy now.
All right.
I think it's easy now.
Alright.
What the fuck are-
Oh!
That hit me on one.
I have four kills, but it's so low.
Are you sucking me?
There you go.
I'm back here.
Bam!
Damn!
That felt good.
I'm gonna heal again.
Back up.
I didn't heal you.
Oh, you're a fucking bullshit spell.
I did, I did, but it knocked me back and he kept going.
I hate you.
If you're gonna heal, I need that.
I got a heal.
I got a heal.
What the- the way it turned it- It flew around!
It circled the fuck back!
I'm trying to get to him.
Oh, hell. Okay, let's use...
Okay, well, I'm gonna use my last skill here.
I'm gonna heal right here.
I hate that.
I know.
What?
Yup, sometimes you'd be doing that.
That was on you!
That was on you!
Sometimes I'd be doing that!
I was on you!
That was on you!
Sometimes I'd be doing that!
Okay, just face him and go to face you and beat him, if you don't beat him then you don't
let me.
Okay.
Okay.
What the FRIENDS FUCK!
I remember- okay hold on hold on.
I'm telling you right now, I remember, when you get past the fire, the dragon head just kind of shoves you back on its own.
But like, touching it made me take damage.
Oh, it's- it's hot, isn't it?
That's different. No, I'm- that's different.
What are you gonna shut the fuck up?
Thanks for the donation. Not you, babe.
Shut up!
Get up.
It's a good one, I got that.
Excellent.
Oh my fucking god.
You can't tell me about another game on a plane.
Nope.
I'm gonna get another game on a plane.
Nope.
Fuck.
I'm gonna heal us while I back up.
Rip.
Oh god.
Nice.
Damn.
Damn.
Her health part does not go down.
I know.
It doesn't go down.
Oh, I think it went like...
Refuse this to die?
Okay.
You can just run back from back from back.
You can take it down if you want to scream.
I don't know why.
Those parrys made him fucking stagger so quick. Holy shit.
Okay, maybe we should be parry legends.
Let's start parrying more with you.
Oh, there goes half my health. Okay.
Two heals left.
Uh-oh.
Oh my god, play it for your seven more!
Again?
Uh, it's your turn.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, it took all my stamina.
Hey, we're with a parry couple.
Yeah, I'm just one.
This is just spamming the combo.
Again?
Yeah.
That's the thing to fucking 20 at a time.
Yeah, it's a bad RNG actually.
Okay.
We're gonna do that.
Fucking wipe it.
Oh, again.
Right, 21.
21.
21, 21.
How does that sound though?
Well, PK said, now she will start drinking white wine every afternoon while he stays in the garage
and the space between will grow, sad.
That's why I'm just gonna watch soap operas.
Oh, shit.
shit. Ugh. This came out of like a green fucking soap opera. Just like, oh no, I've seen this.
I know, we have an ace unit in the garage and it broke, so it's like, unusable.
Break! It didn't break our socket! No, our socket worked!
The outlet! The outlet! The outlet!
It fucking worked!
There's a grout on it from the fire!
Uh, not... what?
Yeah, the grout... it fucking worked!
The electrical fire didn't clearly look about to start!
Okay, it didn't have a fire, it just...
Hurt the socket. It just got fucked up.
Yeah, I can't even focus anymore.
Clearly you cannot hit.
No, because you said... Okay, first of all, you're fighting on the floor.
You are also on the staircase. Your body is... I'm looking at your name. It's right fuckin' there.
It's right there. Right here. I can see your name.
Because you're striking me! You're already on the floor!
I'm striking you!
Let me turn around.
You never told me I had to shut down the other game you wanted to play.
We shouldn't even say what game I wanted to play!
I cut it off because I had to fucking stop this nonsense.
Phil, come on.
I know, I'm walking.
Next time I come upstairs, I'll punch you in the face.
That's fine.
We're gonna be using each other, but let's kill the boss first.
Come on.
Can you turn on my AC?
I'm sweating.
I cannot access the AC on my phone anymore.
They changed it.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
As soon as I get up, I'm gonna reset my tempo.
Yeah.
Good.
It's also very late we can call it
Get tired then subbing a rebel
I don't I would much prefer to just scream during the day when people are late not
For 12 hours
How many chat? No, it's not!
What are you, what are you making things up?
It doesn't matter, it's much more active in the day when everyone's actually there.
No, no, no, no, stop, stop trying to justify that.
What?
I'm taking damage now.
I just know that like you're digging in the brain for insults in 2006.
No I don't buddy.
I'm dead.
You got it?
No, come over here, come on.
I'm here, I'm here.
No you're not, yeah you're there but I'm over here.
I said come here.
I'm gonna go back, I gotta go back, I gotta go back, I gotta go back.
We need to learn this, we need to learn this.
There you go.
Oh my god!
God fuck, we're heal again.
Let me heal the reels.
Get some pump in there.
2006, I was eight years old.
How old were you?
Uh...
13?
Oh my god.
14? I was live by the way.
Oh my god.
I was live during that time.
Dude, I was in like, one penguin when you were alive.
That's all.
I have two kills left, we need to get that shit.
Alright, hit it right here.
Oh fuck it, shit.
Something like that.
Are we 7 year diff?
How are we?
You're four years- Okay, here we go. Get the- Oh, I'm- I'm assing him.
94. So four-year dip. Sometimes that is what you'd thought.
Okay.
Oh, but I'm 98, December, so it's more like five years.
It's close.
Oh, they're up there. Yeah, random fucking bullshit.
All right, let's look at his arm right now.
I died.
Oh, you're fucking weak!
Jumped early.
Yeah, but I just gave myself that you got this shit
I can't skip it, it's over here.
Okay, skipping, here we go, here we go, here we go.
You got this.
What the fuck?
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
You're giving me shit for fucking hitting that bit by the arm?
I'm telling you, they patched that fucking arm.
It's not the same.
Don't think we rush that motherfucker. I really don't okay. You're right. You're right. Let's just go back
Every time we've rushed them. It's just been a mistake. No, we just go back. It's fine. We just don't go in
Just dodgy
Okay
you know what I'm down to get this guy in the call and ask what his achievements
are see where he's at
I'm down to get this guy I will set up the mall for him and I'll get him into
a server because he's wanted to promote his people
no no no let's get him down and let's push him fucking die in a second and then
laugh at him and then fucking everybody else
well he's not he's not he's not leveled up he can't do that
I don't care I don't care he's so good at level one he can play at level one
He's still good at the fucking game.
And then maybe all the bullying is gonna make him a better person.
Because sometimes you just need to bully someone for them to...
Nah, now I'm just gonna roleplay. Now we just influence people to ragebix.
They want to... attention to currency.
He's not ragebating.
No, he is.
But now other people have...
No!
No, no, no.
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Alright, read a shallow, read a shallow, read a shallow, it's his first message.
You're gonna do the crack dance.
My enemies, I just fucking got briefed by a pebble or something, I jumped at it.
And I did the thing to me that it does the boss when it interrupts air attacks.
Like fell half a set, half an inch.
got lucky there
oh the fast
we need to heal a bit
I'm not gonna play better I'm going to be playing worse
Well that also might be like
the fact that I'm attending this boss like no I'm not doing that
I'm not I know I cannot be drinking and getting up here though
I don't give a fuck, no
I'm not getting up, it's not a killjoy, I don't want to get up and fucking crap dance
and then encourage more people to maybe get up and crap dance
I'm barely able to focus on the fucking boss to maintain any level of knowledge
I do appreciate it, but I'm just I'm not gonna have a crab dance because I get up I grab dance or else
I'm trying to kill the boss
I'm trying to retain info. No, motherfucker. Why don't you get up and fucking crab dance?
I'm doing it right now. I'm doing it right now. No, you're not!
No, you're not!
The space between holy cr-
He's right, he's right, he's right.
If you don't get out when you don't crowd dance, then I'll break it up with you.
He's fucking- No, you will not.
You can't just- You can't do that.
What are you going to do?
Break up and you-
No, where are you going to go?
What are you going to do?
Go do it! Go do it! You'll reset the vibes! My vibes are down! You're making me vibe-stap!
Look, you're scamming him!
Oh shit, thanks for the fucking subs.
It's great, I appreciate it. I'll do one crab dance for this fucker but I'm not doing it again, I'm not even gonna-
Okay, but you got two different ones. That guy gave 25 away.
And it's not- that guy has named Ellie Llama.
I did it for a very long time.
Okay, okay.
Fucking why.
Move the chairs.
Tough shit.
Ten more, you fool.
Oh, great.
Hit by the first fucking attack.
How do you fuck this up, chair?
Oh
Great oh
Hey get over here come heal me you heal once I was nice
There you go
You keep taking too damage in my screen.
Don't go ahead and heal again.
Fuck you, Wardew.
Do you know how much $25 dollars are in this economy?
A lot.
Maybe they should buy groceries.
Oh
Fuck shit cocks
Back up, I'm gonna heal you get one shoot that damn thing
Three
Oh
Shit
Oh fuck
Fuck
Oh
Yeah, good. I deserve that
over this. Oh shit. Yeah, I agree, I agree.
Now one more time.
Look at that! Look at that, you see that?
Great, love that.
We should do a stop on Slipknot.
He's going to be the useless one.
If I get up there, I'm going to be shamed.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, that fucking hit me.
Yeah, I'm out of heals.
Alright, well, we're running back.
We're running back.
Yep, yeah, yeah.
I remember that he does it at number one and that one you didn't have to dodge, okay?
They may not do it, he didn't do it, he didn't do it, we're in there, we're in there.
Okay.
I'm dead.
I'm actually dead.
Oh my god.
Did you get some practice in that?
Yeah, big practice.
That was the grab.
Did you get some practice in that?
Yeah, big practice.
That was the grab.
John, stew, this is like a...
...Screwbuck.
Scoobuck.
Scoobuck.
Scoobuck.
Scoobuck.
Scoobuck.
A triple!
Let the fucking delay, dude!
I'm dead.
got like 30% no I said I wasn't doing a duty again I will not go against my word
no don't do that into the boss room
I'm so catch my breath in the last scuba it's exhausting it's intense it's hard
People get it
One of these days you're gonna be like
Why
Really
I got hit by that dirt
Well i'm one hp so
Uh
Fucking get greedy and do damage, because I have to heal the fuck up full.
I just can't even go in there because of the wind spell.
Yep.
Oh, not what's in me.
I know you're waiting for me to pop up.
Right now?
I didn't get the kill.
I'm back here.
I can top you.
Why are we getting- oh, you healed too.
That's crazy.
Uh, what?
Oh
If you did this to buy your room
I'm wiping by the way
I'm prepared for that.
Don't tell me that they believe.
Here we go.
So last night, oh great, now you can channel post a video of us playing Elden Ring.
Wow, is your night been watching you, Perry?
I am.
I kill myself because you're not watching.
I'm watching.
I see you're still alive and not actually dead, you just carry.
Oh man, someone hit you with it in the fucking comments.
It's the most typical fucking thing people type.
They always, whenever like, they'll watch like, Faker, or someone in legal, wow, they're like, actually decent.
Someone said, she's actually a decent player.
Did she played other Souls games? Comment, YouTube.
That's sexist and mean. If I wasn't a dude they'd be like, well, what a good dude.
I swear to god, they'll take like the best players to work, not saying we're that great
eldering, but they'll be like, they're actually decent. He's like actually decent at Druid
and wow. He's like, Tyler's like actually decent at League. And it's like, why? What
is that fucking-
I still want the women to be good at video games. Since you guys know a girl that's
did a video games like I'm not gonna honestly know you're the only one
fuck off there's plenty of good women at video games
That's crazy.
You can't do yourself.
Okay.
Uh...
I thought that was right.
She's still thinking, but there's that girl in the water.
And she's like, huge.
Why does that matter?
He's saying her value is that she's cute?
No, we just get a video game. It's cute, so it's like a double-double-w.
Fuck.
Yeah, Aspen has been great too.
Alright, finally, guys.
Alright, let's reset. Let's reset.
Yeah, yeah, Aspen is great. I love Aspen. That's two, and my third good player is...
I don't know who that is either.
I only know Hafu because she played WoW and she's like, I think it's a TFT or Hearthstone
or some shit.
And you also have to define what is good, right?
Because good, you can be better than the average gamer and I would still call you bad as fuck.
The average game was just that fucking attrition.
I don't think I'm that good. Like I'm definitely...
What is good, right? Let's establish that.
On a scale real as a faker, what is good?
If we open up a game that neither of us have played, I would be worried. I don't think I could win.
There's a good chance of it. I would struggle. I would be swayed.
You remember when we played those shitty games? You think we had every single one of them?
Not true. We were only golfing.
True. I guess, to be fair, yeah, you did it only with the game.
And that's why you gotta try to lose. Try to lose.
Oh, you gotta interrupt the thank god.
Well, the truth is...
Why is that happening to me?
That's the funny thing, yeah!
This is all that takes sense!
I'm not really a good-
Oh, fuck!
I jumped for some reason, my brain- I can't play anymore.
I thought I was this attack for some reason.
Nah, I'm fried.
No, bro!
I'm fried, I can't-
I can't
You can't even get fried in big chains, but you're not fried
Just you get a parry more
Not true
Oh, a parry!
I wasn't meant for a parry, I was just meant to be cool
Oh, a parry!
He just wiped my hand and blew again
Wipe my hands, alright
Oh
Fuck you know, it's crazy is that you think you and your chat things. I'm like a decent player
Okay, because because because streamer live equal bad streamer is bad if you were streaming and I'm fucking in the call
I'm carrying you. That's how that works
I am good as a boy though. I am good as a boy.
Here we go.
I'm not fucking crying in the shower right now.
Yeah.
Can I beat her and take it out on her and say, is this what they did?
No you don't beat me.
I'm going to be stronger than you.
Okay.
Point is, he doesn't find it funny when you guys call him bad.
He's going to call him, you guys are going to start pop-champing me.
You know how boring that stream would actually be.
I tune in and everyone is just like sucking the streamers dick and actually it's me.
I bet Koukarni is a hog champ a lot.
I bet there's others that will push me when Koukarni is a bad player.
He might be right.
I just can't picture it. I feel like his community is just so nice.
I don't know.
Uh oh.
Two carries?
I got two carries. Three perfect carries.
Oh my god, and my ship rocks.
Yeah, big damn here.
Oh.
It's okay, it's going to go.
Okay, let's do it.
I've buried that.
I won't go anywhere.
He's gonna win.
Always gonna do this.
I'm always gonna do this.
It's on you.
Can you do the flip?
Damn, that's worth!
He was looking at you while he hit that on me. What the fuck?
Yup.
He's done that to me before. It's AIDS.
Let's see on here.
Yikes.
Oh, thank god.
I got two heals left.
We're about to phase them.
So it's not bad.
Keep it up.
Okay.
What?
No, no, no.
What?
I got like triple hits.
What?
No, no, no.
What? I got like triple hit by the wind.
And what?
Wait, what was that?
No, no, that was insane.
And like triple hit.
It should not be doing that much damage with one hit.
The second hit double hit me.
No, exactly.
What?
I don't like it when there's a pop-camp in the game.
Right!
It is sarcasm.
This is going to be such an unpopular opinion.
Oh god.
I can't say it.
Stop.
Okay, go ahead.
Let's hear it.
I don't like the new pop-champ it's shit and it doesn't hit the same and every
time he gives them pop-champing it just kind of felt like shit yeah I mean
that's what chat voted for like the at the twitch con or whatever I remember
voting against six I thought it's like people are voting since funny right now
but when it's actually in use it's gonna suck ass.
Uh, Gootax or whoever the fuck had gotten some weird controversy, had some weird takes, and they removed it.
What did it do? What did he do? Cause what did he do?
I don't- I really don't- I don't remember.
I don't remember. I actually don't.
Or maybe they lost the rights to it? I- something.
He was pro-stackin' like shit.
Oh, well there you go, pretty bad I'm trying to get that heal.
Pretty bad.
I don't want to say this unpopular opinion because this one might be too unpopular.
Say the other word.
First of all, you never even gotten through a Harry Potter movie.
You guys, and did you know that Harry Potter doesn't even kill Voldemort?
Voldemort actually kills himself because of the loss that Harry Potter uses?
Oh yes.
You didn't know that because you missed that one because you didn't read the books either.
What?
You know that?
You're reading Reddit.
How do you think I know that then, huh?
You read Reddit.
Twitter, actually.
Okay.
Twitter.
It's not the same folks.
Well, if we're in the same algorithm, did you see the one where that guy came out?
Damn, your house is one.
It is one!
Jesus Christ!
We're in the middle of a boss fight.
Guys, Harry Potter on Twitter, the ending!
God!
I'm not, I'm not the one getting hit right now!
You're even more hit for that win!
I don't know what I'm capable of doing.
See, the difference is, I can talk and pray because I'm going to go the wrong way.
I'm surprised we didn't get a fucking one-shot.
You didn't even, you honestly didn't even register, you were one HP, I bet.
Yes, I did.
Do you hear that shit?
Please, I'm literally playing the build that makes it so I can more damage the weapons behind me.
You are not.
I know, have you read my build?
Because I know what- Yes, I actually know what items you have.
You're making things up!
It's my essence, you stupid fuck!
I don't mean that thing, sorry.
I'm one.
I need a heal.
Do you have any heals for me?
I got two, I got two.
Oh
I've carried that
Saw that shit. I was crazy
Phase this freak
Okay, we're not running in, we're back in the hut!
Now, do I put a warming stone down?
No, I need some help.
I'm dead, oh, I'm just dead to that, that's great.
We need a lot of, like our heals need to, we need to have a lot of heals for this, because
That wind damage is gonna check us down.
But we are getting it down to 40% pretty much every time.
It takes so- the fucking health sponge of this fucking freak, it takes so long to get there.
How long like how long do you actually think we're in there? Okay?
It is one oh six when you get here. I wait till 207 will pull it
We'll time this shit
Can y'all get more heels no man
Man first game would watch it or what if yeah this whole area to the east
We have not really explored but just about everything else now. Oh, it's one oh seven. Let's go
And I'll just remember to check afterwards
Let's just try not talk
I'm a shithead.
Oh, you're talking.
I don't want to be a person that can kill you just snipsmacking every time you get hit.
Yeah, it's not feeling very good.
I
So fucking angry at myself
I
See me I've done left
That is that all I get all the gas in the tank
I've been fucking out
I'm not fucking up. I'm holding out. I
That was horrible.
Uh, that didn't say that.
Oh, you got a face to it.
Oh, no, I'm doing the same.
I saw it really come in.
Me pooping, by the way.
That was a five minute fight.
That, so, yeah, I mean, it's not that long.
Hey guys, anyway, Explanationworks StarForge, if you guys want to play this mod, it's only ran by these computers, because it's very consuming of the computer power.
I'm ready to hit this fucking yellow piss wall.
Let's go.
I
Fucking me straight line are you gonna put me wrong?
I just I said period
That fucking hit me so much.
Oh, let's give it a heal over here.
Yes, I know.
It's okay.
Oh, that's right.
You're not in your mind.
Did you see that parody, kid?
Oh, see those cars?
No?
Uh-oh.
We're coming down, coming down, we're coming down.
Okay, back up, back up, back up.
Oh.
Dude!
What are you fucking doing?
You're gonna be fucking fun!
Look, my hand is better than yours.
It can't be better than mine.
No, what's happening?
Oh my god, I'm stolen.
I need a heal, I can top you.
Wish you'd get it, you should go to me.
Keep backing up.
I'm coming for you.
I've carried that by the way.
They're right here. Yeah, you saved us.
Did you see that? Did you see that?
I see it. Yeah, I fucking love that shit. Yeah.
Did you see that? 5-2-4 carry?
I fucking did.
I saw it a bit.
I swear, I swear to god, I'm right fucking next to you!
Now I'm getting owned out here.
Oh! I need to heal bad if you can get to me.
Did you see that?
You're gonna get to me if you can get to me.
I can't, yeah.
Okay, I'll get you, I'll get you.
Yeah, you're at the stairs.
Over the lead.
Wow
Fucking triple of course
I'm dead. I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
Okay, you're over done.
I'm gonna do two.
I felt that was no.
Were you parry and that was good.
Yeah, I was parry.
I'm starting to parry now.
No, this is it.
Like, I'm not even...
There's actually no attack I'm scared of.
I'm just being bad on every I know how to handle every attack. I'm just being bad
It's just a skill issue every single time now
You're still wearing the do townsman, I'll be honest. I'm gonna swap that shit off. She's fucking horrible
I'm gonna wear the stamp increase let's go
Oh my god look Lucia's in here. It's my friend. Hi Lucia. Hello Lucia. Wow.
Okay he's being a big ass bitch right now. Wow. I'm kidding. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.
I like it
Why should I I should I can't you're perfectly allowed to please
And I was only kidding shit fuck
Yeah, I'm coming back. Come back. Oh, perfect.
Oh, perfect.
C1.
Fuck, I'm making a move.
I'm gonna heal myself I can probably top you if you can get over to the stairs just run
I got my rock on them.
I'm standing up. Can we be in truth?
He's in the face.
Okay.
Am I good?
Say whatever doesn't matter.
He's mad.
Okay, here we go.
Fucking bullshit.
These circles are coming back around by the way.
He'll just hit me again.
Jesus fuck!
I mean, I can top myself?
Okay, back, back, back, back, back.
Just gotta run back.
I'm gonna let this other gravestone shoot.
I'm right here.
I'm out of heels now fucking bullshit
Yeah, I'm very I'm not familiar with phase two what's so fucking ever
I'm just so scared of the dragon. I don't know what it does
It's doable. It's been fucking doable. Yeah, that's a personal best that means we're not
regressing it's like it you know I took a step and just want to point out that
zombie Nixon got bad good die we go he died
We can heal and fucking optimize here if we need to, I almost have a poison out of it.
That's my boss. I got him.
Shit.
Getting owned.
Hey, get in there.
I can't hold it.
got the poison on
that's a win
oh, oh running
that's a new one
Yep.
I just gotta kill once.
Going with a swap, nice carry.
Aw, fuck why'd I do that, whatever.
There's gonna be a little bit of scabra over here.
I think one more jump, we'll do it.
There it is.
Oh fuck.
I'm gonna heal again here.
Fucking cock shit.
Oh no.
Oh my god.
No!
That was such a good run.
I have two left for you.
I have two left for you.
those little like slam those please back and back keep getting the very close melee ones
Oh
Very nice. Oh
He hits you with the ax on the way down
That's got me a couple times too
I'm still holding down the piss
I fucking feel it
I'll be honest I don't really care about jump attacks anymore
I don't give a shit I only I only give him when he's doing something
Yeah, same and like honestly I'm wearing full gear that increases damage of
our jump attacks and I do not give a shit still
I'm doing like four of this down
Yeah i did
I got my rot on him.
Why did I go...
I'm gonna heal here, it'll top you.
Yeah, I did.
That's the attack that's fucking me, that right there.
I don't even want to just hit me there.
I'll go back when I need to fall Oh nice, yeah I'm lucky there
I'm definitely going to be in this box, alright, oh my god, I'm definitely going to be in this
He's gonna hit me off the fucking edge, Jesus!
massive fucking carrot.
Oh, but we fucked.
Huh!
God, what is that turn?
I have no heals left.
Oh
I'm dead. I just missed my carries. We're gonna stand
I
So, I don't know if we really want to capitalize on it, but I think you've noticed too, during
the wombo combo, the first two swings do not do anything if you're actually touching it.
I know, I know.
I just can't tell if it's because he's always on the staircase or not.
I don't think it is.
I think when you're in melee, it just doesn't hit you.
You're literally next to him.
I'm rather confident.
It's like I don't think we play around it. It's you're just gonna fuck up probably, but I will
Yeah
Maybe
I'm gonna I'm gonna do something. Okay
I'm gonna use my blood grease. Oh my god. She's crazy
Okay, I'm gonna exalted flesh this
And I flushed up
I'm back
Let's make me get up.
Okay, I got to heal bad.
I don't know.
We're overthinking it.
It's just wasted.
It's fine.
How else are you going to use it?
This is how you use it.
There's no other way.
Just use them.
If you lose some who cares
We gotta go for a human back and up that double-heel you won't
God damn it!
Okay.
I'm one. I'm gonna heal to full over here.
Let's heal it back up.
Oh, I actually hit X. Oh.
That's a wipe.
I saw that.
I need to take out a little bit of E to craft.
Someone has to tell me a fucking funny joke right now, or else the board will get done.
Ah, that's how it goes.
I need your mail.
We gotta kill the boss, that'll cheer you the fuck up.
Firefire grease as well.
Can I just do a funny joke, please?
Six out of seven!
I have 10 fire greases is big. Let's send this shit
Oh my god
I'm not that bad.
I don't know what to do with this.
Give me heals, I'm coming here.
Yikes.
Okay.
I can't feel my bit.
No, no, no, we got him.
Okay.
I still winnable?
Super winnable, totally.
Just don't get it anymore, and we got it.
All right, I'm on game, that thing is dumb.
Yikes.
I am out of heals.
Like a G6, like a G6.
I mean, what does a G6 mean?
It's a plane, isn't it?
It's a fucking drinking song.
It's a G-Sip popping bottles.
It's a fast plane, because they're popping bottles fast.
That's what the fuck it is?
I don't know.
Ugh, it's stupid.
Did you drink? Did you drink?
Yeah, I did.
Alright.
Ugh.
That's starting to taste like fucking shit.
Yeah, that's just straight out of the window.
Your day is supposed to taste better over time, but...
...that is some ass.
Oh, I'm one.
I got a heal, I got a heal.
I can top you, just run down the stairs, by the way.
Oh, shit.
Oh.
Okay, I made him stop.
He did.
He didn't play an register.
No.
So you've never heard the guy that's the most political being like...
No.
No.
Okay, let's just reset.
Are we resetting her?
No.
Okay.
Just pretend you're one of them.
This is what they're doing.
You stand in the wind.
You're in the wind.
This is the wind scene.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, okay, okay. I'm gonna go reset mentally. I'm gonna go do, I'm gonna, I'm gonna walk
around because the first thing I'm gonna get up from my chair in four hours is these blood
What's the meaning of that?
Alright.
Preparing everything from here.
Holy carries.
Okay.
Preparing the next one.
Oh fuck
Shouldn't have went for that
This is rough and of the alcohols not helping me I'll be honest it is 140 we can be going
to bed right now and getting on tomorrow no no no no no counter counter counter counter
spell because I'm just that old 30 fucking to you know what you can play
I'm gonna sleep last night I need to get to sleep yeah and I did I woke up like
twice and that's actually stop letting you get good nights of sleep now gosh
damn then we've got to even this shit out maybe you should get up and feed the
dogs
when you wake up it well you can go to sleep at 4 a.m. and you're still
waking up damn right I am actually no that's true
I put the cat's scorch
are you tired? no but I could sleep and I can also stay up I need a boat
This is a double, we take that.
Shit.
Let's get him on the street.
Yep, I'm back in the back in the back in the back in the...
Do you need to be like, somewhat blind as they put your stream in there?
I'm getting there.
Alright, this is the slamming the rock scene.
I'm talking like one grease. I'm grease.
Fuck.
Uh-oh.
Yeah.
Oh.
Are you serious?
We're on the fucking stairs!
I'm trying to put him in here at least. Do it again.
Uh-oh.
Again! Jesus was a being! You threw it!
I saw it, I saw it, I saw it go up, I saw it go up!
You're trying to bury that motherfucker!
see this screen.
I don't think I've had any water today. I had it in the dongle. All of that. I don't
It's not a flag. It's not a flag.
All by Margarita.
But like, technically all of that is made with water, so, right?
True. This is harvest to be T-double.
Release the same year as offering the time thing.
I want to reset. Just fucking reset.
I need some fire grease.
I'm like a good person to go one and two and make the laggings and start hitting it back.
She carried up.
I tried to.
I tried to.
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I already got one.
I just wanted to give you a moment and this is it.
This is where you throw the boss and you prove everything wrong.
Everyone that caught you bad and doubted you, this...
and called me to carry this is it.
This is the truth.
Ow.
I'm sure I don't get any fucking boss damage on this guy.
Oh my god.
Hey, the VJs.
I don't even know what to do.
I'll do some crazy stuff.
I want to send it back to you.
Okay.
Are you serious? You don't want to let me do it backwards?
I don't want to see it. I don't want to see it.
I feel like, if I tried a backflip, I'd probably break my neck.
Yeah, you would.
Ha ha!
Absolutely, I couldn't do that shit either.
Oof!
I don't know if I'd let you attempt a backflip, but you'd fucking break your neck, yeah, you'd have to break your neck.
I have a hell of a lot higher chance to break my neck and fucking paralyze myself doing that than a chiropractor.
So...
I'd have zero faith in my fucking backflips.
I think what would happen is you wouldn't you would like halfway through instinctually not have faith in yourself
You would stop halfway through and just yeah break
Can you break your neck if you land on the man first
Yeah
The pressure still gets applied to your spine
Why are we fucking on the stake here?
Backing up.
I'm going to get one here.
That's crazy.
I'm the story.
of
the
Even
This is Gabe's solo way. Solo way.
Same melee.
That shit works. And out of the stairs it works. The first two attacks.
I actually beat the fuck out of my monitor when I was going through puberty.
So much so that it broke off the stand and my dad came in and gave me like a really weird
stare for like 10 seconds because I was just beating it.
And the reason I was beating it was because people were kill stealing in a War Song Gulch Battle Ground in 19 twink brackets.
And that fucking sent me off. Yeah, they would steal a kill in a War Song Gulch Battle Ground at level 19.
As if that mattered at all. I actually was beating my monitor.
Like beating them f- and they were durable back then. They were really durable.
If I was gay, and I watched it on my kid's YouTube, I'm watching it, I take your computer away, and I make you read a book, and I never give your computer back until you're 18.
That is bad, it's embarrassing.
I also slam my mouse down, I broke it multiple times.
Oh my god!
Everybody's a bitch.
Oh, is that what you're talking about?
I would think you'd be like a fucking serial killer, you got some anger issues.
Well, now I'm pretty calm.
I don't know, I've never really got any of that angry. Are you gonna fucking beat me up?
We'll see.
Start killing some souls for me to see what happens.
Fucking hell, I've never killed so many.
You haven't done it yet?
Nope.
Not even once don't go.
It's honestly not I couldn't realize it's not as we talked with him.
Well league is no league's different. Getting mad at ourselves baron. I guess at the time I was mad but
league is brutal because like you're actually just suffering for god knows how long.
Yeah it's it's it's worse when we're dueling like I'm a drummer and the only place that
he can blame is me because I'm a top player and it's like in your thoughts in your thoughts.
Shit me old ones.
Oh, thank god.
Oh, great.
I was gonna get in melee and be like,
Ooh, it didn't hit me in melee.
We got our poisons up.
The turn. We need a heal.
We're near you.
Fuckin' stares.
I'm getting stuck into an inch-tump attack, which is...
Oh!
Bye!
Oh my fucking god, I'm done!
Oh, shit.
Aw, there it is!
Fucking hell!
Fuckin' hell!
Big parry's there.
Pretty wet.
I want you to be able to survive the storm.
I just want to face him like a nice first move.
Alright.
Let me heal you again.
Okay, I'm gonna heal you to full.
I'm going to heal you to full, well not full, I have two heals.
There we go, that's it.
We should face him here.
Back.
Alright, let's get some phase 2 prog and god help us.
One, two, three.
Oh God.
Oh hell, what the fuck do I do with it?
Okay, you can roll through that, you can roll through that.
Huh?
Okay, he just got on me.
I don't know if he knows me.
Oh my God! Oh my God, that's a TV!
That's a TV brand!
He's dead.
I can't have this 30% off, it's so good!
We're gonna beat him, beat him and I'll make it the happiest place I've ever been.
I've got some tricks up my sleeve.
Okay.
It'll not like that, will it?
That's big!
Big, big, 28%!
28 fucking percent!
I think you're so doable.
Oh.
28%, remember that.
28, 28, 28.
Maybe, you know what, maybe it's a play about this boss music, but we put on like some...
Nope.
Some 2016...
Nope, nope, screws over.
Nope.
Nope, screws over YouTube, can't do that.
uh
They just set up a nice port. Oh my god. He's down.
Fuck this. Goddamn it!
No, I'm kidding.
Yeah, he'll actually fuck over YouTube. No, he can't.
Nope, I told you I don't have that set up on the spear. I need more.
No, I do not.
I'm dead serious!
So, so what? You're fucking sort of your stupid muting?
I think a Spotify would work, but then it's like the YouTube's listenin' to...
No, we're not gonna...
Okay, but the editing thing just edited in the god... the music from Dark Souls from...
No, no, no.
Yes, he could, if you think...
Is he any good? Is he any good?
I need a heal to fall.
Let's get a heal there.
I got it.
Dammit!
Oh, fuck it, shit.
Oh, he turned.
Oh, he turned.
Oh, he's hot.
Oh, Soda, come on man.
You gotta be slung, Soda.
Hop in.
Grace him.
Fuck off.
Come on.
This is the problem with streaming at 1.
2 AM.
No.
Don't.
Don't.
If I'll play with Grace, then he told me to put an army on him.
Yeah sure, but it's screw-over you two man.
Hey I can't talk to you anymore.
If your editor uploads a 6 hour reward of you fighting this boss, uh, I...
Well what if we kill it?
Then you should have pulled the attempt but we did kill it.
With Amino?
Ohhhh, it's him, Sally!
So they're just not gonna have the audio of the swings? It's just fucking muted?
I think if we play this Spotify, it might not show up in the bottom.
So then it would just play the... you'd have to go in and find the bottom.
music but their music is synced up with the boss we're fighting you know that I
think there is some sinking up yes no there isn't it's playing it and then
it changes to the next track when it gains it that's not hard to do I can do it with my thumb I have
I don't even know how to edit that I can probably do it with the size of 15
hahahaha
won't come in for your job that's 2 a.m. we can go to bed
I don't want to go to bed, I want to listen to Amino and beat this fucking boss.
I can't wait to go to bed at 2 am, what are you holding?
No, no, we're sleeping.
Because we sleep 8 hours? No, well, okay, I'm still going live at 1 tomorrow, so are you, so we are going to bed soon.
Let me fix the audio here.
Yeah, you can go to bed at 4 am and wake up at 1 am.
And plus, you know, I was laid every day.
All right, Amino, playing it.
Really?
But I'm not even listening with you.
What is it called, Amino?
Just play it over the music in the...
I already muted...
No, I muted music again.
No, no, trust me, trust me.
No, I muted music again.
No.
No, because if you...
Trust, trust, trust, trust.
That sounds awful.
No, I will not do both.
No!
Okay, but you can blast Amino and leave the music on and then they won't hear the music
in game, but your editor will.
Oh, that's gonna sound fucking miserable trust
Okay, so unmute the music in game then
Just gonna listen to both songs. You sound like shit
No, it's not it's gonna sound great
Okay, put on seven
What is the song called this?
I'm not even long. Okay, but blast it like a hundred percent. Yep. It's maxed out. I can't hear you. I
I actually cannot hear you. You ready?
Wait, hold on.
Alright, let's go.
I can hear it, yeah.
Ugh.
Did this bug out for you?
I cannot hear you.
Why is this owning?
I replayed our guard deck.
Backing.
Fixing.
Reset.
Fix.
I feel like I've got to go over.
I feel like I've got to hold her.
Fuck.
Kill it.
That's a dog roll.
Shit.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'll be honest, the vibe took him to ruin it as soon as you let it run out.
That's- he fucking actually hit me with the axe.
does the slam it actually like it is an actual attack that goes towards you you
have to be pretty distance from it
we can't it I'm gonna only works one time I know
you another banger yes that that rocky song rocky I have the tiger
Okay, pretty good. You ready? Yes. Okay, let's go. This song is slightly longer.
Well actually, it's four minutes, the fight's about five, so here we go.
Fuck.
Oh my god!
Six thousand!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
My God!
Sixth class!
I'm...
Holy Darnished.
We... we did it, we did it.
Same song?
Same song?
This is Godric's song?
He was owning.
You wanna try something else?
All right.
Super epic battle music playlist.
How about X gon' give it to ya?
No.
Listen along to my playlist now. Oh, okay
That way if a song ends it's not a lot of time and I don't see the listen-along option. Oh, I see it now. All right
Okay. Oh god, this is generic as fuck
All right, it's not generic. Let's go wait until warriors comes on for a movie go legends. Okay
I have the next song, if this doesn't do it.
Oh fuck.
Not so hard.
You're also half.
You're also half.
Oh
All right, no pause it
Please let it play a song. Let me play
I have the song I know the song
Okay, just give this one a go
Okay, let's go, let's go, let's go.
You're arcane 26, aren't you not?
Alright, let's go.
This could be it, I can actually feel it. This is, this is it.
Hold on, I want to rewind, I want to rewind.
Okay.
Alright.
I'm not sure what I'm doing here.
You didn't even make it to the draw!
Oh, shit.
Knights of Sidonium in six minutes, by the way.
I'll leave, I'll leave!
My soul! My soul! Get out of here!
What the fuck is this song? What is this shit?
I don't know. What is this shit?
I didn't put it on, it's you! You put this shit in the song for me!
You increase me!
Is it me? Oh, I have the next song. I have the next song.
Are you listening? Okay, I'm listening now.
Alright. I got this, I got this.
Wait, this is- wait, this is you. What?
What? I'm listening to you. No, no, here we go.
Alright, come here. Six minutes, we can do this. Alright, here we go.
Six minutes. I'm in a loaded screen. Okay.
Hold on, you're gonna have to play it again. I am?
Okay, alright. I'm in a fucking loaded screen, you're whispering 20 seconds.
Alright, here we go. No, no, time it on the exit, entering the mist.
Okay, alright, reset. There you go, this is it. Not touching it again.
Oh
Shit
Jesus fuck.
This is awful!
What is this?
I think it's a Remake.
I don't want to be that person bad!
Pop it!
Pop it!
He's playing!
It's unspotified, I don't tell you.
I don't want to beat it to the bone!
Okay, I'm listening I'm gonna play at the start of the because we're wasting 30 seconds
I understand, I understand.
YAYAAA, EVA!
Alright, we're on the right right now.
Alright.
Please don't dive before the beach drops.
Okay, I won't.
Get him off, get him off, get him off.
I'm just reading, I'm just reading, I'm just reading.
Nope.
You're right. You're right. I'm not a flitter.
We're okay. I just don't want to waste my time.
Are you sure?
Okay, pause it. Pause it. Pause it. Kill yourself.
No, no, no. Okay, I'll kill myself.
Okay.
Reset.
Hey, pause it.
I did. I did. You got to pull it on your own, man.
your own man what I did what what really oh shit okay I thought I was a lot
makes it I'm not don't fucking donate songs this is what this is her brain in
my brain and if we don't think of it then it's not there you know the song
hold on I'm trying to like sync up with I just have to pause the resume at the
same time is it just go at the very beginning okay well because of your
Margarita
It's not very good. No, it's fucking off. It's been awful
That's like resume or greater. All right room temperature three two one one start
Okay
that news I'm still not
My controller is not working
I swear to god
I swear to god
I'm soloing her
Okay, I'm getting it
Oh, yikes!
Nice.
Back up.
Boom.
I said we can just use the countdown, we can use the countdown.
Bam.
Okay.
I can't hang it up in the room.
We actually have one.
What?
It's one of those shitty ones.
Ryan got this one for Christmas.
It's like it sticks to your desk.
You just beat the fuck out of it.
I don't want it on my fucking desk.
I want it hanging from the fucking wall.
I see.
And why is it my fucking control's not fucking working?
Is it plugged in or are you wireless?
I'm plugged in.
Check the USB port.
Right.
Let me check my StarForge USB port.
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't shit talk it.
They're here. Don't shit talk it.
Don't...
Say good things, say good things.
That's not gonna happen. That's not gonna...
Is it actually not working?
I'm spinning my camera.
That's what's happening to my controller, right?
Obvious, obvious.
By the way, there is a Labor Day PC sale, I think, on StarForge.
I'm gonna go there.
Alright.
It's not the PC, the issue.
Hey, I blew on it, like, it's my brain.
It's... use your air.
Let me work!
Why is it not working, babe?
I'm gonna fucking lose away, like, fucking controller.
It's working.
I'm having some fucking gamer rage.
Okay, we'll just take a sip.
What do those nerds do when they're, like, freaking out?
I guess I get a gun.
What?
No, I'm not.
No, I'm not.
No, I'm not.
Take a second. Breathe. We're in no rush.
No, I'm breathing. It's actually not working.
Like, it's just not working.
Like, it worked one time, but now it's just not.
And maybe I should just restart my game.
I think it thinks I'm mouse and keyboard.
keyboard?
Uh, no, that's not a thing.
Because I'm on mouse and keyboard right now, it works, and then I go back to controller
and it works.
So it's not going to pivot between the two.
Okay, do you have a spare USB-C?
USB-C cable?
Yeah.
Uh, go to our computers in the loft and just find one.
I'm sure there's one on mine or yours.
Just take it.
Alright, what's that?
Thank the raid.
Dude, thanks for the one viewer raid.
Andy 9001 holy fuck yes it's that one I got one I got one but I have to fucking
The USB that's on the bottom of my mouse.
Show me your mouse.
Yes.
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
When did he say it?
Oh.
I
Yes, you can
Yeah, it was two separate fucking numbers 28 29
Put it in it was my cable my cable guy. Okay. All right. Hold on breathe you ready?
Let me put on some deodorant you
I don't gamer
We don't have to kill today, but we can keep trying yes, we have to kill it today, then we're never killing it. Yes
It's not true. Yeah, it's true. A lot of people are asleep. It's ideally actually kill it tomorrow
I'll be honest, but we can't kill tonight, but I'm just saying
The Sun rises tomorrow the people that went too bad
They are not worthy of being here to experience us killing it. Yes. They are
No, I care you okay, this isn't your own mental delusions hold on three two one go
Creation of Earth right
What oh, right
I guess I find your youth, Soda.
Stop talking.
Me heels.
You're right.
I can't do it! I can't do it! I can't do it!
Lock in to seal.
That's not how it works.
Okay, I'll hit you up.
Come here.
Stairs.
Stairs.
I can't do it.
I can't do it.
I can't do it, I can't do it. You just, you just jump out of the stairs.
I'm dead, I'm dead. I want to die, I want to die, I want to die.
I'm about to have an upgrade, I'm about to have a number one.
I'm going to kill you.
I
Pause it positive so well didn't get to the drop the drop is more than halfway through the song
Oh, no.
Okay, babe.
Get back!
Oh, sorry, so sorry.
Get in there.
I got this!
Did you pause it?
Yeah, I did.
That's good.
That's fucking good.
Feel again.
Same song? Yeah, I do. I'm going to do one.
Same fucking song.
I need-
Okay.
Okay
What okay, no, can I can I play a punished song that might go kind of hard? I'm with you sure tell me the name
Then we go back to the song. All right
Well listen along it's just kind of no I hold no I can okay
Okay, I'm ready when you are. Oh, wow. Okay, you know what? This is a choice. This is a choice. I'm with it
three two one
started
Okay, this is some fuck it. Wow
Wow.
Restart, restart, restart, restart.
Okay, restarting.
I paused it, I paused it.
Are you serious?
Are you serious?
I was saying that on music.
I have a restarting.
You said restart.
You said that.
I restarted.
You also had a terrible start.
You know what I mean?
Well, all of it.
I mean, it's a three and a half minutes.
You said restart.
You said that.
I restarted.
You also had a terrible start.
Well, all of it. I mean, it's a three and a half minutes long grand from each time it fights.
Okay.
Alright. Are you listening along? Just listen along. What I'm at one-
Okay, right now. Listen lower now. Can you?
I can't- No, it bugs out. It's not that fucking active.
Just go back to zero.
Okay, I'm at zero. Okay, when do you play? Do you play when you-
I count it down.
I count it down.
So get over here.
Usually I do it like I let you go first and then I count down.
Alright, I'm walking in.
Okay.
Alright.
Three.
Two.
One.
Go.
Alright.
Ten.
Can't wait.
Yeah.
Yeah, money.
Oh, fuck, one part.
Oh, fuck.
So now I'm gonna show you why, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Babe, go ahead.
You're the demon, Arthur, Justin.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Babe, I'm alive.
You're the demonage, Justin!
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
Things are much...
Down-a-f-
Uh-uh, fuck, wrong lyrics!
Oh...
This thing!
Not doing that.
Please, you're Justin!
I don't know how it works.
Yes, you do!
are you serious? are you f***ing kidding? are you serious? you threw it to me in the
I'm feeling, I'm still in, I'm positive.
I like that part.
Okay, I'll get your bomb.
Tonight I want a boss bomb.
I don't know who's doing it, I'm dead.
Okay, let's restart that.
okay let's restart that okay I'm not listen to that again it's so bad I
actually hate that song if you didn't even get to the part where Nick and
I'm not just doing like the-
That's the worst part.
I brought it back, I brought it back, I brought it back.
It's the worst part.
She's like that.
Ha ha ha.
Worse, actually worst part.
Ha ha ha.
I'm like, I just can't do the making of a nice part.
Are you in already?
I'm ready to do my music.
All right, okay, go ahead.
Okay, you ready?
Well, let me get here.
Go ahead and listen along one second.
I can't go to play it one time.
Hold on.
Okay, I'm playing it.
No, you're not. I can't listen to them. Okay. I'm trying again
All right, good
Well, he's the right version this might be the wrong version
Okay, all right. I'm coming
It's the wrong version, but fuck it
It's all Spotify has
Oh my god!
Go through it!
I'm done.
I'm done.
Oh
Fuck I didn't like that
It was it was not the right version it's your turn
Come on, babe
Alright ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. He's got to play it for a second. I'll listen along
All right, okay
Reset it okay, I'm at the getting to the door ready when you are
I have to do spotify stream one go
Otherwise the vodka's fucked has to be YouTube first spotify
I'm dead FUCK!
No.
Okay, alright.
Hmm.
I got one.
Alright.
Go ahead and join, and then reset to zero.
Alright.
Resume.
Okay, I'm ready when you are. Go ahead and enter.
Alright, three, two, one, play.
can you do that thing I got it
I tried.
Did you hear that?
Is it on beat?
I heard it.
Oh, it's up on a tree.
I'm Perry
You've done it again I
Gotta deal come get it. Oh my god
Fuck!
Oh my god, I'm back.
Brother! Brother!
God damn it!
I'm gonna kill you.
Kill me.
Just fucking kill me.
I will. Yeah. My brain is starting to get fried. I do not hear you. I have to wait.
Yes
There's a there's a distinct difference here in song taste but
People already know what it is this it's one of those like songs like you're
I
of
I want to heal back.
Come on, come on, come on.
Oh, okay.
One, one.
One hit, one hit, one hit, one hit.
You're me, you're me, you.
We'll be fine.
Oh my god the auto play fucking fucking black eyed peas.
Perfect, I got a feeling we're gonna win.
Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me!
Oh god, oh god, oh god!
Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me!
Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me!
Oh god, oh god, oh god!
Great company! It's no witness!
That's our PD. That's it. We're not regressing. We're progressing
Fuck what's that one song? I know I'm trying to think of what the song is
What is it hold on
I got it I got it I got it
Okay, you ready?
Yes.
Alright.
Go ahead and join.
Alright.
Three, two, one, play.
How's my shit?
Hello?
I'm a what it's good the music's not playing my place
It's not playing it's just bugged there's no music
Reset I don't I don't hear it
I mean okay keep on it. Oh god. It's working. Okay reset the music when you get a chance
Okay, perfect.
I don't know if this is what I wanted to play, but fuck it.
I saw an ending hello fucking
next song in place I don't know what it's gonna be
Fuck.
This is so bad.
Oh, hahahaha.
Oh my god.
That, that's all.
Sorry, I really did not think that was good.
No, it really wasn't that.
It didn't hit as hard as I thought it would. Your turn babe.
Alright, alright, alright, I got a pretty good one.
I'm gonna pick the long one too.
Okay.
That means you have to live long.
Okay.
Wait, nevermind.
Hold on.
Alright, ready?
Yup, you just gotta play it.
I can listen.
Okay
All right, this is good one go
Nice Paris.
I know.
You're full of motherfucking God!
Damn!
Oh god, this is gonna be hard, this is gonna be hard, this is gonna be hard.
of
the
Oh
It didn't
Fucking hell
All right, fuck it we'll bang to this I'm ready when you are enjoying when you can
3, 2, 1, we'll get over here, get over here, get over here, alright 3, 2, 1, play, hello?
The controller is not working.
We're good.
of
Jesus.
Goddamn it.
Now I'm gonna have to get back to this.
I'm gonna have to get back to this.
I'm gonna have to get back to this.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus.
God damn it
Hey, it all played out to tell you come on a solo it
Don't you dare shit on us fucking sticks.
Alright.
You're up.
Alright.
Alright.
Are you ready?
I am ready.
You.
Alright.
I
Have ready for you are
Thank you one works this song, so we better beat this guy to this you did I just played it
Fucker.
What? Why are we on the fucking staircase? Hold it!
Oh god, hit it!
Oh, get your not a legend.
down
Yeah, the song ended so...
It's true.
I don't know how to do that for one.
Fuck.
The song is kinda short, but...
No, we can't do that, fuck.
Fuck.
fuck oh I got the song, I got the song
please will you play lost forever by mozzie
it's perfect what'd you say? I said don't worry
fuck uh oh I know this
I couldn't hear you cause TTS is going on
I got it. Here we go. You ready? I'm ready.
I don't know what version this is, maybe it's this...
Oh
What is this
Wipe it wipe it wipe it wipe it wipe it
All right, well that was mine, go ahead, that was a Spotify version, it was horrible.
The DMCA free version? Well, unfortunate.
OK, OK, OK.
I'll fill your footstops.
OK.
I was going to do a Naruto song, but it's only one and a half minutes long.
All right, ready?
Mm hmm.
Wait, where's this in the long?
There it is.
Oh, God.
Oh, wow.
Oh
Get up the stairs get the fuck off the staircase
My god, he's spamming fuck it
I'm sorry.
What the?
I'm sorry.
No
Yeah, I don't know
Yeah, it's calling. I'm at my break. I can't we're not gonna kill it and then it's a waste of time
Let's just do this tomorrow. I'm not kidding. It's okay. I'm so tired
Okay, let's go take a shower and
two showers yeah all right we'll be on tomorrow oh are you serious way that much is so sad
why you look like you're sad let's do one more I'm not sad I'm tired I'm actually in
a great mood but I'm tired one more one more all right one more all right we'll play that
song I will do my utmost maybe well fuck it maybe we'll win we'll see but I am cooked
All right, you want to do a fight with this?
This is the song you really want to do a fight with?
Yep.
All right.
What a banger.
Three, two, one.
I'm not in.
I didn't even play the song.
Did you play the song?
Not yet.
Three, two, one.
Go.
I'm sitting up.
Last attempt.
I'm sitting up, last attempt.
Oh, fucking.
I want to heal if you can get near me.
Come down the stairs.
I
Fuck
You can't even take it!
I
Out the Ford all right stream. We will be on tomorrow. We will continue and
Hopefully we will kill that fucking boss, but it is
I'm not old. We're it's 4 a.m. 4 a.m. That's not old. We have shit or it's tomorrow
No, there's going to bed at a regular time and just getting on tomorrow. You just go to sleep for eight hours
Let's just go to sleep either way
GG's, we'll be in a while. Appreciate you all watching. Peace.