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BLIZZCON SOON AH JEEZ. Day 3: Eldin Ring Reforged w/ @vei RAID difficulty only 2 ppl !podcast !gamersupps
09-07-2026 · 7h 40m
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All right, let's turn this down, hello, sorry, longer intro, Viki just announced that she's
going to stream again soon. I didn't know she was going to do that today. She told me last
night she wasn't sure if she was going to post it, but she did. So hold on. Come on dogs.
Out. Out. Here we go. So I'm extremely excited for her and she's going to take a minute because
she just announced it she has a stream that over a year one thing led to
another and it's just been a very long time so her coming back is a big deal
she has a cool video well where's my camera let me change things around there
we go really has been a while it's been a very very long time so and I asked her
She's still she's gonna play Elden Ring. She's she's like, yeah, just give me a bit. She's obviously busy right now
Here's her announcement tweet. Look at this little teaser video. This is pretty sick. I
Probably have to watch it again later because people fucking tune in but
Look at this. Look at this crazy shit
Some high-ass quality
She showed it to me, but I don't think I appreciate it as much until she posted it
So...
So pretty awesome. Very excited for her. She'll be here in a bit.
Maybe she'll talk about it. Who knows? Then again,
maybe not because it's her stream stuff and she's just trying to play some fucking Elden Ring. But until then,
It's a stall angle everybody. It's another stall angle. What are we doing?
13th September 3rd fucking 10th. Yes, sir. I
Think she almost wanted to do like
Well, I think she was like man the the dates
really line up it's a good date to
announce this stream maybe on
September 11th I don't know if we should
do that
yeah I don't know if you can do that
12 is blizzcon so it's like it's all
kind of cooked what is this it's time
for warhammer 50 fucking minute video
nah this is like some deep low I don't
think this will be entertaining in
of those people. The other videos I watched last time with stalling were entertaining.
This is like, I want to actually know the Lord and a lot of people fucking don't. Or
they already know about it. I'd rather watch other stuff. That's something I watch when
I'm getting ready for bed. For me. What is this? You watched a 40 minute drain video.
But that was fucking amazing. Anyway, let me see this shit. 1994. This is the year I
was born 10 million views what the fuck
Does he breathe?
Heh heh heh.
Breathings for casuals, god damn.
I'm sure he's taking breaths in between, but this guy's fucking crazy at it.
Musicians can try to break through their nose and out their mouth at the same time.
I bet.
It is cool to just see such obscene talent.
Think about how long this guy had to practice to get here.
It's talent and hard work.
That's cool.
And it just sounds cool.
That was a banger whoever linked that solid pic have you I just arrived have you seen this
Okay, let's not get too deep into harmonicas.
I don't need all harmonica videos.
Alright.
Pretty good.
I don't think he could use it without harmonica.
All right, all right, all right, I get it.
What?
Oh, shit.
Tom Scott.
Scott, he still posts videos? I thought he stopped.
Or does he just like, not go as hard? I don't know. He's back?
He came back recently?
Okay.
Slowed down, I guess.
My flight is going to go wrong on purpose as my road trip brings me to Bedfordshire.
You might as well just set the open drone shot.
I think, I think retirement is just a little bit fucking boring.
Like if I announced I'm done streaming I
Would stop for like a year, but then I'd be like fuck streaming actually would be kind of fun right now
And then I was doing it again, and it's probably the same thing. It's like it's kind of fun
So it was a little middle of nowhere
Probably the same as this you know filming location because today's filming location is an airport and
also a university
Kind of the same thing
Welcome
I don't think this is...
How is this for streaming?
Which we, the colleague of the aeronautics, it has about 5,000 students, mostly post-graduates,
and the main campus is a former Royal Air Force Base, RAF Cranfield,
and I was visiting the National Flying Laboratory Center, the flying classroom,
which is not the big plane.
So are we technically going airside?
We are going to be going airside, that's right.
What happens if you let go of the plane's controls?
Hold on, wait, there are two planes here.
That's a big old plane.
This is the one that we're going to be flying in today.
The 737 is a static aircraft that uses a ground laboratory here
for a whole number of exercises, some being evacuation drills,
some being intelligent emergency lighting.
There's all sorts of stuff.
So they had a trial recently where they looked at,
okay, if we can automate the emergency exit light
like such that if that exit is not available, we turn the lights off, does that actually encourage
the people to go to the exits that are safer? You can volunteer to help test evacuation procedures,
although I suspect one of the problems with that research is the sort of person who gets excited
about volunteering to help test evacuation procedures is not exactly representative of the general
public. Anyway, that's Rob that I'm talking to. He was the pilot that day. We headed airside and
and went to the flying laboratory, a Saab 340B that used to be a regional airliner.
We're flying over 2,000 students a year in it at the moment, from all across the UK and
the Republic of Ireland.
Of the students or from the universities?
Yes, universities. So at the moment it's 22, 23 universities outside of Cranfield. So if
you're doing an aeronautical engineering degree, the chances are you'll fly with us. Be you
from Glasgow, Southampton, Swansea, all across the country. At some stage, those students
will fly with us.
Well, kind of students, like, they're learning how to be pilots, I'm confused.
Fawson.
Oh, look at that.
They're only practical flying experience.
There was still a couple of weeks until the engineers started. So that day's flight was
a couple of things. It was a start of season test for the plane. And it was also a chance
to take some grad students, professors, business partners and visiting people with a camera
on the sort of test flight that a student might get to experience.
Today we'd be doing five exercises to demonstrate what could be called
non-standard maneuvers, or in other words, things pilots aren't usually meant to do.
So first, that plane's a classroom. Second, the other thing we do is research work,
and we do a whole load of different research stuff. One of them is the virtual flight data
recorder, for example. We did some engine propeller research last year. We did some emissions
research work early this year. So classroom research and then a third bit
that we're really good at I think is STEM outreach work. We can get kids on an
aeroplane you know quite often children who have never been close to an aeroplane
it's so hard to get, no one can get in a flight deck anymore. No. But here we've
got a SEM37 we've got the real aeroplane that flies you know for those youngsters
who aren't sure what they want to be but they quite like the STEM stuff we can
really inspire them about getting into aviation. We did a walk around with a plane which had
a couple of modifications. Can you see the robotics generators underneath? Oh all those
little things there. The spiky things. Yeah the spiky things. So you'll see those. There's
a spiky thing at the front. We've got more sections under here. They were all produced
after the aircraft first flew generally. What happens is back in that day they design the
airplane think it's okay hand it over to the test pilots the test pilots would
fly it and go hmm it's not quite right no computer simulation no computer
simulation in those days so they go back and they fit some vortex generators
hand it back to the test pilots and say what do you think now they go now it's
all right so if you look around on the airplane there's all sorts not quite my
time to just identify the the air in which it was flown we went inside and
well it was a plane they gave me a mobile of it the in-flight entertainment
It was a bit unusual though.
I'm holding onto a tablet here.
Oh I thought I would take a screen that big on any place.
What the hell?
No man, like that.
What?
No planes come with screens this big.
They're like smaller than my phone 90% of the time.
What is this shit?
That's a lie.
What?
All the fly.
It will control what the screens see.
They do?
Bullshit.
So depending on what we want to do, we'll have different displays.
If you've ever been on a long haul flight with that moving map display, this was that.
But with so much...
Clearly, I think it's a classroom, so it's different, I guess.
We try not to use them, but we often do use them.
I have been told that there are going to be some maneuvers later, and I'm going to be
given a job here to...
The same job that, I guess, first year students would have, or...
They are.
The students we fly are typically second or third year undergraduate students from other
universities.
So they've had a bit of time at university.
They understand much more about aerospace and aerodynamics than they did when they started
so that when they fly with us, they can sort of, they've got the theory in their heads,
but it's all about what does the real world look and feel like?
And that's where this airplane is really important.
They've got, you know, and they've done the lectures, they've done the seminars, but we
get them in the air and say, okay, you've seen it on PowerPoint.
This is how it looks and feels and smells in real life.
So enjoy it, and they do enjoy it.
I mean, even those that maybe don't feel very well,
they still have a smile on their face.
And they learn things and they feel things
that they would never do in a simulator.
There was a full and detailed briefing
about the flight and about safety.
The pilots checked over the flight plan,
and then we all passed through a working replica
of a check-in system and boarding gate,
because that is also something that scientists
might want to research.
Our demonstrator was Simon, and he took us out to the plane, gave us a quick rundown about what it could do, and soon enough, the engines were stuck.
The research going through the fucking tech customs and the plane security, okay.
...from some camera angles. First, because I was trying not to get people's faces in shock too much.
And second, because only the window seats were occupied. We reached the block of airspace we'd been assigned, and it was time for exercise.
I guess that is important, actually, right? Yeah.
This was...
I was going to be researched here.
The pilots were going to bank the plane more and more and more.
And the students job was simply to write down the elevator angle, the force that the pilot
was using to pull the stick, and the G-force we were undergoing.
Which sounds easy, apart from the fact that we were under G-force.
So just about to start.
So if you get the book ready, the screen will only pause for 15 seconds if you remember
for this one.
This was, obviously, quite simple when we're going straight ahead at 1G.
We started to bank that's our next date point 30 simple bank 30 degrees doesn't sound like much
But the turn then kept getting tighter and tighter and by the end of the first exercise
We were turning at a 60 degree bank angle and pulling a sustained 2g you can see my camera's
Stabilization struggling to cope with everything that was going on and frankly so was I
Person thank you end of test. Okay. Well done everybody. You made it. Well done
Full marks to rob the pilot there, that was 2.00 g.
He managed to hit his target to two decimal places, unbelievable.
Oh, look at the screen.
I on the other hand had got confused at some point and scrambled my data
because I'd made a critical error and it was something I should have known.
There are two rules of how not to get motion sick when you're under G-force.
The first, do not look at the screen during G-force.
I was looking at two and my papers.
papers, and the second is don't turn your head during G-force. And I knew that, I still
did it. Because I wanted to look out the window and see the screen and see my papers and if
you're ever in a situation like this, keep your head still and move your eyes. Because
turning your head under G-force messes up all the balance stuff in your inner ear and
suddenly you will feel sick. And as a result I'm pretty sure I would have failed that
test as a student, my copybook was a mess. Still, four more exercises to go. The next
one already fails.
To demonstrate the stick pusher.
So for this one, I would like you to check all loose articles are safely away. If you're
tightly strapped in, emphasise tightly and give me a thumbs up or wave to tell me that
you are all strapped in. Thank you very much. Lots of thumbs up. Thank you.
I would have loved to have been loosely strapped in because we were going to be pulling a very
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Right, we had reached the assigned bit of airspace for the stick pusher test.
The propellers went to maximum RPM, and the pilot pushed the plane towards a stall.
So, if a plane pulls up too fast or travels too slowly, the airflow over the wings can become turbulent, and the lift goes away.
It's recoverable, but, you know, bad.
I can describe it is, imagine the plane is in normal flight. This angle, absolutely fine.
This angle, bad. Not going to work. Now, if the plane was a fighter jet or something going straight
up, that angle's absolutely fine, but you know, this one would be bad. A stall happens at the
transition point when there's too much difference between the direction the aircraft's going
and the direction in which the wings work. So, we went into a climb further and further and further
on our airspeed reduced and reduced and reduced and we were all waiting for the emergency override
to kick in the stick pusher which would suddenly push the pilot's control column forward to prevent
a stall. If that ever activates in normal flight that's obviously bad but today keep your eyes on
the pilot's control column because just for a moment Rob won't be the one controlling it.
Get ready for the push, get ready, get ready.
Here we go, 101.
Excellent. 101 knots, I got.
101 knots was the airspeed at which the push happened.
I did manage to ride that.
Fuck that.
Yeah, my stomach would drop so hard.
You're still there?
Yeah, good.
We got all sorts of diagrams and charts about what happened,
but Rob was right.
There is no substitute for having your chair drop out from under you
and your seatbelt pulled you down, never experienced something close to a stall in an aircraft before,
and that was... that was quite a strong drop.
Like, you used to, you would have seen my face there.
I'm used to those now, I like rollercoasters these days,
that if that was unexpected on a commercial flight, that would of course have been screaming.
Item three was the Fugoid pattern, which somehow I'd never heard of before this flight.
Okay, the pilot's gonna raise the nose now, which you can feel.
Now, when we get to about 20 degrees nose up,
the pilot will release the controls.
You feel a bit of negative G initially.
Here we go.
Stickers released.
This was joyful, a gentle, almost zero G moment of floating.
But I think most people would assume
that if the pilot releases the controls,
the plane is going to rapidly lose all direction
and plunge towards the ground.
But in normal conditions,
assuming all the settings are dialed in,
that's not what happens.
Now, the aircraft wants to get back to its jib speed of 180 knots.
You can see we're pitching down now, and speed is building up.
We're losing altitude.
But notice that we cast through the speed that we're trying to get to.
There's the aircraft overshoots, building up more lift.
I'll start to get something up.
This spinner is a smaller aircraft than a roller coaster.
The plane is designed to be stable because, of course, it is.
It damps down its own motion.
gently overshooting and undershooting its target speed and the pilot is calm and just
propelling the plane do its thing.
Well it can easily actually control this and they'll probably recover as you get to the horizon.
It would probably take some manual intervention to get that oscillation back down to zero
and it is possible to get an unstable fugoid pattern or for a pilot to panic and make it worse.
Fugoids have caused air disasters but like this it was really nice.
I still was watching this.
It was a much faster bugle pattern.
Very simply, the pilot was going to pull
and then give the served catch after a while.
One short motion.
And just as before, the plane is designed to stay stable.
And every setting chosen would help with that.
It was a bit more dramatic, though.
Make sure your seatbelts are tightly stacked.
Don't think to fly around.
And again, keep your eye on what the pilot is doing.
Okay, so the pilot is ready.
I'm going to count them in this time.
Okay, so get ready, three, two, one, go!
Oh, if you don't know about planes, you might assume that a pilot pushing and pulling the control column like that could cause a disaster.
And yes, it's briefly startling, but then the design of the plane corrects for it.
This and the return causes a change in pitch moment to oppose the input, only slight yoke-shoots.
It's a very highly damp system.
As I said, that's what we want the aircraft to do, so the pilot doesn't have to make any corrections for this one at all.
That would have caused some screaming on a commercial flight, that would.
It's a lot of fun in this context, but I guess they...
So if you could help me out here, if you could lower the window screens, please.
We'll try and get rid of all our external reference points for this one.
Our last demonstration is a classic.
I knew the trip, I understood how it worked and I was still very bad at it.
So what the plan is going to do is start with the aircraft's strength level,
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on condition, and you and I have to work out what is the aircraft doing.
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You get to see two things here, what the aircraft's doing,
and my face as I try and work it out.
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Okay, I feel lighter, which means we have descended, start to descend.
Okay, that's a strong turn to the right. That's a very strong back to the right.
Pulling G-Force, we're definitely back into the right. Hard.
So, honestly, it feels like we're continuing to bank strong to the right.
I fast-out eased off.
Now that feels like we're down the street.
Now let's jump back to the right again.
Did you see old master made us do this one time when I joined an MS flight guild?
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And I got a meeting with one of Adelaide's best,
Tyler Burnett.
I think if you really are considering implementing
a shit-flavored ice cream, you should reconsider
the entire campaign.
So, you disagree?
Yeah, I think it's a poor idea.
If you heard that a frozen yogurt shop in your neighborhood had a poo flavor, you're
saying you wouldn't go to check it out?
No.
There are better ways to get attention.
I can come up with five off the top of my head.
Okay.
I'd like to hear one.
Frozen yogurt eating contest.
Invite kids from all around the block to come and have a frozen yogurt eating contest.
Okay.
I would not go to that.
Next one?
You know what you can do?
You could fill a bucket full of shit frozen yogurt and put it on your head and then stand
outside of the store with a sign that says, I don't know how to market a business, and
see if people come. People could come with little spoons and they could.
When I first came today, I had to go to the bathroom and you lent me your keys.
I did.
And I saw that you drive a Porsche.
I do.
Don't they say people that drive nice cars maybe have small penises?
Who says that?
I think it's a known fact.
Well, I can assure you that's not a known fact.
How can you assure me?
You've seen a lot of penises?
Some.
Some?
Since you're a penis expert?
You're assuming?
I'm not a penis expert.
You just said that you're a penis expert.
No, I said I've seen a few penises.
I think I haven't seen enough penises, like you have.
I don't understand the analogy.
I don't understand the analogy.
I don't understand the analogy.
I don't understand the analogy.
I don't understand the analogy.
Well, I would assume that you are having a small penis.
Well, I just-
Unfortunately, Tyler didn't want to take me on as a client.
So I opted for a more grass-roots approach to get the word out.
Yeah, mom?
Sure.
Sorry.
Oh, my God.
Sorry, please.
Oh.
Oh, no, it's okay.
No, sorry, my hands are full.
Yeah.
You had a problem.
I was just telling my mom there's this frozen yogurt shop that has this crazy flavor.
Uh-huh.
It's like a poo-flavored yogurt.
I was just telling her so I was dropping all my stuff.
You should check it out.
See ya.
My plan was working and people were flocking to the store to check out the new flavor.
So what flavors did you get?
I got the vanilla, the Yurotart, and the blue flavor.
Oh, hold on.
He mixed it?
That's...
I mean, it's...
He mixed it.
It's a triple.
Who does that?
That's crazy.
I got the vanilla, the yurotart, and the poo.
Oh, the poo. That was my least favorite.
It was a success, and like I predicted, the store was full.
And in the world of business, that's all that matters.
Look at this guy doubling!
Just when I thought my job was done, the next day I paid Nick a visit with an even better idea.
I went for dinner last night at a restaurant,
And while I was eating, I saw some, I think, like rat poop on the ground.
And I was so disgusted I couldn't finish my meal.
So I was thinking, I'm not sure if it's a good idea to have something poo-related in a place that serves food.
That's what I was trying to say.
Right.
Anyways, I just wanted to give you that advice, so you're welcome.
Thank you. I mean...
take care. I mean, yeah, if you want to hang out sometime outside, it's fine.
I think we don't have to, it's fine.
I said the wrong thing at the wrong time again, but I never really went.
They have to let them know we don't do it anymore.
Actually, maybe because people kept asking for it.
Imagine that. That's why they got to put the sign there.
sorry we don't do that anymore oh man I came here just for the poo you can see
everything official teaser I'm not that person I'm shit I can promise you that
I don't have anything to deceive you on of course I'm not deceiving you I'm
I'm engaging with you as a human being.
No, you're not.
Why would I deceive you?
There's no,
there's no reason for me to do that.
Okay.
All right.
Okay, good job.
Is this the whole trailer? No fucking way.
You're being real right now?
Oh, he's being real.
Blink, motherfucker, blink!
Oh!
Oh, that's pretty weird. Okay. Short clip, sure.
What are you doing? I am re- Listen.
I am reacting to videos until Viki is ready to queue up Svelton Ring,
but she just did a tweet and she announced that she's going to be streaming
again in like seven days I'm very excited and proud for so she's doing she
just announced that an hour ago or something like that so she's busy I
don't know what the fuck she's doing she said give me a bit and I said I will be
reacting until you're good to go let me know so here we are that's what I'm
doing until she's back.
He gets out to fight it. I saw a video I've seen many times, but it got reposted of course probably by a bot on reddit
of a guy saving his dog from a kangaroo. He just fucking walks up to the kangaroo
fucking punches it in the face and then walks away. It was the craziest thing.
Short and funny? Alright. Ah, fuck you.
Oh, 18 years ago. This might be if you know Asians.
Alright.
The suburb of Adelaide, but it's the advert's last sentence that brought out a local TV reporter's crusading instincts.
I'd just like to ask you a few questions about the house you've got to start.
Well, I rather not answer it. Why not?
Because I don't want to. I'm not going to ask about my business to anybody over here now.
But I'm not interested in how much you want for the house, I'm just interested in why you don't want any Asians to buy it.
Well, because the simple reason is that they're Asian.
Why don't you want Asians moving into your house?
Because they're not the Asians, that's all there is.
You don't want them to move into your place.
They're just a mob of crooks, that's all there is.
Don't you know that there's a law against what you're doing?
Well, no one has told me that, and I mean to say, even the Asians think it's wrong.
Even the Asians themselves are, you see, I've been having my side up,
and you've got to buy an oven cellar.
But you won't sell it to an Asian person.
up with a bar of his. All they interested in that is just to put the sign up. That's all.
I've had the license. I haven't not come back. What would... Oh, no, agents.
Do you know what you're talking about?
Oh, yes. Isles and sorrow. Well, that's, that's a bad, that's it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
What do you say? No, agents?
No, no, no.
What do you say? No, agents.
I just, sorry.
Unfucking believable.
I was like, this guy's just gonna be racist. What's going on here?
This is the good link. Is it the good link?
Trapped.
Come on, man. It's not that bad. This might be the worst playlist ever assembled.
I'm not afraid of you!
That was not great.
Yo, Sean, do you know why I can find a charger? I'm on 10%.
Check the bedroom.
Yeah? It's okay?
Yeah, come on. It's not big deal.
Thanks.
What's up, bro? You lost?
What's up, man? Oh, sorry. I was just coming to the charger.
Dude, I'm fucking with you.
Your boys are Sean Ethan and Dave, right?
Yeah. Yeah, I work with them.
Sucks for you. I went to college with those fucking retards
I'm Brad by the way
Dan, good to meet you. Shot in the dark. Do you know Thomas Ronald?
No, you're good. He's a fucking scumbag anyway. Huh? That's crazy
I'm gonna grab a beer. I was considering playing baseball in college, but I was like fuck that dude
I'd rather party and chill and I'm not trying to cheat a fucking drug test every week. True
All right, I'm gonna head back in
Honestly, it was the best decision of my life.
I joined the frat, could hook up with any chick I wanted to.
Hey bro, I don't know why, but I...
Why can't I be crazy?
What do you do for work, by the way?
My dad wants me to work with him.
I'm like, bro, he is loaded, though.
I'm his hot wife, so...
Oh, my bad. She's my stepmother.
That's not weird.
I'm not into Asian chicks, but I would 100% smash her.
Yo, help!
What the fuck is this?
You're never gonna hear it.
You're never gonna get out of here.
We're going to converse until I harvest all of your energy, and soon, all the girls will be gone, all of the drinks will be gone, and your friends will be in a very, very hard, little bit, you and me.
Who are you?
Do you want to frap on it the way?
Dude, my big mirf was a menace.
Are you okay?
No, something's wrong.
How's shit even chief in that cart all night?
No, something else.
Why isn't Dan back yet?
I don't know, he's probably Irish-Hexic.
Yeah, well his music's still connected to the speaker.
Our frat got suspended because this kid drowned in one of our pool parties.
Legit like it was not our fault, but his family sued us anyway.
You got one of those nicotine devices?
Let's go.
Holy shit, picking it on again.
Five seconds away from kicking them all off.
Trapped in my mind. Wait.
How to save a life, really?
He's here.
No.
He can't be.
Who's here?
So it's this pilot based on my childhood?
Quibi has the rights.
Oh, no.
Brett Morse.
He's the most unlikable human being on planet Earth.
He corners you at parties, just trapping you in a conversation that you can't get out of.
Every minute in his world is an hour and a half.
Brett approaches his father.
Then what were you doing with the main in the car and read that you're the next line? Thank you
I mean nobody's ever escaped except except
Except for me
We zoom out its Brett's childhood home
Like dude, isn't that fucked up like that actually happened to me?
You might fight it does she one more time
Whatever you do don't let this speaker die
Are you sure about this?
Just be here when Danny gets out of here.
Okay, now lock me into a horrible conversation.
A horrible conversation? What do you mean?
Just do it, man! Just do it!
You know, Sean, when you're barking me like that, it doesn't make me want to help you.
You look he a fuck with me, Lon, but you know who profiteth most?
Bill Gates.
Sean, what are you doing here?
Sean, it's been a minute, bro.
Don't move! He'll trap you, too!
You too.
As long as I don't make eye contact with him, he has no power.
Hahaha.
Excuse me, can I just get a walk?
No.
Bag inside.
Feed it.
Why?
What?
He said, beat it, sweetie.
What?
Are these guys bothering me?
No, I saw him.
I like you.
You still got that Adderall Club Beast?
It's coming up, hey, Dan.
I'm getting you out of here.
He doesn't want to leave.
He likes me.
Nobody fucking likes you.
There's only one way to break out of a brutal conversation with a brutal guy.
You must pass along to someone else.
No. No, Sean, there must be another way.
Hey, hey, hey! That's price! That's time!
Hey, come on! Come on! Hold your breath! Hold your breath!
When I take out this hat, you sprint towards the music, got it?
No! Don't do this!
Don't worry.
Sean, don't! No!
Can you sleep now?
What's up, legend? We have so much to catch up on.
Need help there, okay, by the way?
What is going on?
No, stop!
Wait...
What?
Does this mean your parents are getting older?
They're gonna die someday, anything about that, bro.
Stop. Your dog's getting older too.
I wonder how many years she has left.
Stop, man.
Seriously, the last time you called your grandma.
I'm gonna have a panic attack!
Help!
Help!
Let me out of here, please!
Oh shit. That was a good one. Best old-school wow video. You think we- oh god, no. There's
There's no way I don't say slurs in this.
Remove.
Paul keeps getting interrupted by Stilgar.
It may be curious to hear my side of the story.
I am Paul Atreides, son of Leto Atreides, Duke.
I'm not going to eat.
Send a warning to all ships.
If the Great Houses attack, our atomic-
It's the way.
One thing's at risk.
It's time!
It's time!
It's time!
What things at risk?
It's diamond!
Listen I got-
It's so stupid.
Alright.
The story behind South Park's most iconic episode, 26 minutes now.
It's longer than the fucking episode.
What?
Oh, god.
I got the high gro- what even-
BOOM!
Master Yoda.
God damn it.
That short these days, is it?
More Nathan.
Good evening. We're coming to you from the historic Elysian Park in Los Angeles, California.
Now, every week on my show, I challenge people to take big risks.
But some have been critical that I never take risks myself.
Well, tonight, that's all going to change.
Over the past month, I've been learning how to pick the lock on these police-grade handcuffs.
Why, you ask? Because tonight, I'm going to take a bigger risk than anyone has ever taken on television before.
In just a few moments, I'm going to be handcuffed to this solid steel frame,
and I'll have exactly 90 seconds to free myself before the claw on this robotic arm
undoes my pants, exposing me to an audience of children.
If that happens, an LAPD officer is standing by to arrest me for indecent exposure.
We've all seen escape artists risk death before,
But tonight, I'm going to risk something even worse, becoming a registered sex offender
for life.
And what you're going to see tonight is 100% real.
Welcome to Nathan4U.
This is the Claw of Shame.
And you know this is controversial, right?
What do I gain by doing this?
Nothing.
If he's a remix, Kate, if he's going to do the jail, I might not even attempt it and
I'm taking a big risk.
Ah, that actually sucked fucking funny.
Oh, shit.
That just smoked.
Four annoying things drive people.
You watched this yesterday.
Good shot.
He didn't land the shot though.
I'm sorry, but he knows.
What did you say, little boys?
Is this it?
Is this all you can conjure Starman?
I'm not gonna upgrade this fucking light tower into two to eight.
Maxed out.
Wait, does he take about?
Nope.
Help me!
Help me!
you
you
you
you
you
I've seen it a thousand times, everyone has.
Remember when you were making out with your first girlfriend, and you came right as she
touched your leg?
It was me, Perry.
I jerked you off at super speed so it'd seem like you nutted at just a woman's touch!
This is a weird thumbnail.
Alright, we gotta go. Alright, take care!
That you mean take care?
Yeah, yeah.
Take care.
It's take care! Take care!
We gotta get rid of them all!
It's fucking stupid.
Oh, no.
Okay.
This is a four-minute video. What are we watching here?
Did it stall?
That car makes it.
They're still there.
That makes it.
Oh really? You would think that would make it. Hello, clear the fog.
Oh, that's done. No, GG. Why even go?
I made it, okay?
Damn, I can't.
The cheat makes it.
The bandit both made it.
Oh
That's rough
Oh, no, you're gonna be imagine those are filled up true. Okay, that car makes it. I mean Jesus Christ
Huh? Oh, we need their help, okay.
GG.
Oh, don't, don't, no, don't, don't, don't, don't, dead!
What? I'm like 0 and 8.
Surely done.
Okay, go with 10. This one makes it. This one makes it.
Nice. One in ten.
They're going real slow with the low car. I don't know. What is the meta? How do you do this?
Should you go slow, I guess?
Slow is better while they're gone. Right?
What do you mean slow is the one?
So, like, to me, that water just, oh, it just breathed in everything.
The more you excel, the more air you pull.
Okay.
So fast enough to get through the water, but it's like that speed like that's the uh, that's the metal
Okay, I don't know I'm not a car guy. I don't know these things
Can you beat minecraft with dementia
You know what, I'm excited to see how we test this.
Can I beat the game with dementia?
I started by loading in and chopping down my first tree.
It was Oakwood, nothing too special.
I then went and chopped down my first tree.
It was Oakwood, so nothing too special.
It was at this moment, I realized something.
Can you beat Minecraft with dementia?
Is it even possible?
Today, I set myself up to do a challenge
that no one has ever beaten.
Minecraft has been out for six years now.
Can I beat the game with dementia?
I knew it was going to be a hard challenge,
but I needed to do it.
I started by chopping down the nearby tree.
It was oak wood, so nothing special.
Oh look, a village.
I wonder if it has a blacksmith.
I decided I was going to need some wood for my journey.
I started chopping down my first tree.
It was awkward, so nothing too special.
Once I got it, I started to head to the village to show the villagers my wood.
I knew that the Fletcher has a tree where you could give it 30 few sticks in exchange
for an emerald.
For some reason, I had more wood than I originally mined, but it all worked out in the end.
And if you guys are gonna say that I'm cheating to get the wood, I am not.
I don't cheat in video games, it's dumb.
see it's about time for someone to beat the game while under the influence of
dementia. Can it be done? Is it even possible? Today I set myself up for a
challenge that no one in Minecraft has ever beaten.
How long? Minecraft has been out for 12 years now.
Okay, dude. Alright, next.
I'm not listening to Digi-Digie-Hall.
She will pounce right on your penis!
Yeah!
She said no!
If there are three margaritas,
she will grab your penis and put it in her mouth!
Yeah!
Margaritas!
Margaritas!
Margaritas!
One, two, three, four!
She will grab your penis and ram it right up her!
What happens after six margaritas?
I mean if she's pegging you at five, Lord knows what happened at six.
I mean the pegging boy.
You don't want to know what happens after six.
fruit, vegetables, there's some celery, a small bird. Get crazy after six. Two. Is she aware of the
children or not? Okay. Was she like a religious person that was trying to be like, don't do it?
Yes. I mean, maybe she didn't understand that she was really
All right.
Forcing an XQC race to the end portal.
3.9k views.
Five, did you link your own video?
Tell me right now.
My mom died from uterine cancer?
Eurorion, Eurorion? Is that a word?
Oh, here we go.
These are bangers.
Edwin Von Karstein.
How we conceptualize transcendent spirits...
No, fucking low, motherfucker. Hello?
What is going on?
How we conceptualize transcendent spirits...
It's like it's rage of God is lost to God is fear of God. I'm a strict monotheist. There's one God and a vision
There are no demons. You can be ruled by anger
And you might say well, well, yeah, but that's not a God and I say well, yeah
Let's just hold on about that. First of all, it's not only localized in you
It's everywhere transcendent and immortal and it can certainly rule you
Maybe you're angry and afraid and resentful and lustful all at the same time and that's it a very
High-order malevolent spirit has got you in its grip for all intents and purposes a demon powerful dark
Motivations and they know of each other and they try to outdo each other wait well
I think we don't produce anger we don't produce loss anger is something that grips you it's and so it's got a reality
That transcends you then how do I control it?
Why am I responsible? If I act out
evil in anger, and anger controls me, I have an excuse.
There are other forces within you including you that give you the ability to control it
even if it has some autonomy of its own. Like you don't have to give yourself over to anger
even though it beckons to you. So I would say you can open yourself up to this
possession or decide not to do it.
There's a satanic element to it.
Fuck
It's actually crazy how all these talkers are like able to just be thrown into these warhammer worlds, and it fucking lines up with the lore
It knocks back animatic no important link all right
Let's see how important it is
Forcin sad e compilation
7k views. I'm just worried. There's an Edward in here somewhere
20 minutes forcing saddest moments
a
we go simple
okay i've got some uh... that's a sad are
focus this
hang on
I gotta look something up.
What?
Okay, hang on. Viggy needs something. One second.
God damn it.
Use the shovel chance.
I
Sorry to check something
Beach miles god fucking damn it
Skip thanks for the donation loxie. T. Y. Hold some clip of you talking about your future GF
What?
No, I don't know what I say here
Hey everyone, I'm gonna see
If I can fix
What is going on with my internet? Hello, just so little did it what the fuck is happening?
Hey everyone, I'm gonna see if I can fix this a little bit.
The road is really soft right here, and it's because this culvert got hit by the grater
last year and they haven't replaced it yet.
So we got moose tracks here, but we also got something else here I want your opinion
on what it could be.
A car?
It's really big.
A dog?
That track.
Is that a bear?
Because it doesn't look like a bear.
It looks like a dog.
But it's huge compared to my hand.
It's huge.
A big dog?
I don't know.
I don't think coyotes have that big of feet.
Could it be a wolf?
I've never seen a wolf in Maine.
They're not a breeding population
and they're not recognized as a population,
but they live in Quebec.
So, you know, we're not far away.
But, what about this?
I'm gonna try to dig a little canal
so maybe we can get some of this off the road.
All right, camera number two's going.
Wait, really?
There's something.
I feel like he needs a shovel.
His great help gets the grass out really good.
We need ourselves a little shovel.
Oh shit, okay, where it's going.
Really? I think it needs to get a life. True.
All right, all ready, you can get up that way.
You can't be a couple inches off the road.
I'm going to trim it.
I don't fix this type eventually.
And that's a severe tire cover.
Before I leave, I want to add some lead into that,
because that's still not super visible.
Look at the camera too, look at that shit, look at that shit.
Oh my god.
It's wide, he's so bad.
Oh my god, yeah look around his head.
He's actually under attack right now.
Oh my god.
It's like the crimson curse.
Oh, I don't even know.
Oh, God.
Oh, the black flies.
Absolutely bumps in my arm.
Yeah, maybe you can use the bumps for something.
Yeah, this pipe needs to be going way the fuck farther out towards whatever, but yeah, I guess it just broke or something
All right, we got that going good enough, we saw when we arrived there was literally
nothing going through it, that'll get it down about four inches off the road.
I thought it was a fireplow, I didn't hear that.
Here's what it looked like before, and here's what it looks like now, really, really good
current going through. I have never done a camera number two before looking down
through a hole. That is a sharp tire cutter. I need to put a stick in there
with some orange caution. So that's the old one all rusted out. Oh my god. Now the
grater hit it again. Not the grater's fault. It's whoever put it in so shallow.
see we did get a good flow come out of it look at that we did good looking
inside the culvert here's what it looks like before and here's what it looks
like now the amount of black flies around me and those things hurt and they
bite really, really bad. But here only five minutes of effort will maybe
hopefully prevent someone from getting a flat tire by hitting that sharp thing.
On both sides and maybe by draining a little bit of water I can get rid of
this soft edge. Up there and down here and maybe I'll be able to prevent
somebody from getting stuck in the soft mud. But simple but easy thanks for
watching everyone and have a great day. Well that was a quick one down.
If you want it is the next morning and it worked. All this water's gone and it's far
off the road. Oh shit. It worked good to help dry out this road. All right. Do you know Nick Robinson? Nope.
Palate cleanser
Clinda man, there's a lot of wow people in the stream today. It's probably because blizzcon's getting fucking close
Goodness gracious and not watching this, but I am a big fan of clinda. Yes
What is this?
What is happening?
How many lives do you have?
I
I mean, why wouldn't they just call the trigger then?
What the fuck is this?
Oh, shit, okay.
I was gonna say, what do you need to do with these spears?
So what is this from Xbox 2?
Or Xbox 360?
Or Xbox One?
Normal Xbox, not Xbox One.
Fanmade?
Okay.
I have no idea what's going on, who's fighting who I guess, Chaos Marine or something, I do this right now, Force users?
I didn't know they had forces in 40k, I'm not even kidding.
I don't know why I watched this whole thing.
Oh no.
This is gonna be autistic.
Darth Vader vs. Pinhead.
I feel like it's about to be AI as fuck, but whatever.
It's tagged as AI?
Is it?
Oh, you're right!
Bottom left, I didn't know they had tags for that.
Skippin' goodness gracious.
Okay, skippin' it, fine.
Go animate Beat Saber.
Come on, how does this work?
What is this?
What the fuck is this random ass video?
1.6k view, who linked this?
Okay, next.
I just in the just chatting section a little bit too long I
What is happening?
I actually think I was been here a little too long
The New World Order is gonna take everything you got
They're going to take your children's soul.
Are you going to keep balling down to these people?
Everything they do is poison.
Everything they do is designed to destroy you.
And you've got to decide, I'm not owned by the devil.
I'm not owned by the New World Order.
It's a pack of criminals and everybody knows it.
And that's why the enemy hates me so much.
That's why they hate you so much because they know we're real.
They know we love God. They know we tell the truth.
When it comes to serving evil, we don't do it.
And we stand against it. What matters is your freedom. What matters is your integrity. What matters is who you are. And that you're not for sale!
Yeah!
And I don't know how this is gonna end, but if you want to fight, you better believe you got one!
I've already seen this, man.
Warcraft 3 best custom map ever 14 years ago
Tell me that I must give it to him directly directly. There's no need for that. I'll just give it to myself
That was not what I was ordered. I was strictly told that he must assume. I was strictly told that he must assume on my hand only
Ha, then I guess there's no other choice
Guards destroy this man will fill the person must the prince must not receive that package
I have other matter to attend to
This is so stupid
The only thing that would be a better is if I heard the fucking bench for low sound of like push to talk
I'm acting on me
Where?
Whoa, where the hell did you come from?
Oh, have you not noticed me, following out back?
Okay, next.
Hah, this is so stupid.
I'm so happy, cuz I'm a gummy bear, gummy bear.
AHHHHHHHHHH
F***, f***in' mother-f***!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Huh? Oh, I guess there's only one way out of this.
Arggh!
Mmm, mmm, mmm!
Goodness, I taste delicious!
That wasn't bad at all!
Gabi Bears, for candy this delicious, you'll chew off your own leg!
Jesus.
Not watching this.
Got it. The crisp I dropped. I got it with these wire cutters. What did you say this
was again? Sir, please tell us you called the guy.
You'll be here any moment.
Okay, listen up everyone. I'm gonna need you all to remain calm.
Ace detective here. So you rookies had to call me back into the- Good God!
Are you out of your minds?
Yes. It doesn't take a genius to see that this... is upside down.
down.
Oh, it can't be.
It is upside down.
It is upside down.
Thank goodness you're ear detected.
So let's cut to the chase.
You rookies really called me in to look at a cube.
Crikey!
Oh, fuck, okay.
I can't, not into it.
Did you put your name
Name into the goblet of fire.
Harry?
Dumbledore asked calmly.
Harry! I fought!
Harry, you put your name in the goblet of fire!
Go for it!
Yes!
Not quite calmly.
I kiss you, Cliff.
Ah, him!
I just saw him. I just saw him. I just saw him.
Where exactly?
I have a car.
My life is in danger.
My watch is hard.
My name is Mahin.
It's my name, my name.
My name is Mahin.
Okay, I don't know what's happening, but I'm this is fucking cooked all of it
This is greatness. This is all bad. It's downhill from here
ViggyMessmy said, did you read the comment under your first Elden Ring video?
No?
This one?
Oh, here we go.
I'm a dev member for Reforged, the mapper and QA.
Thank you for very much for playing. It's crazy impressive that you managed to beat defeat tree Sentinel on raid difficulty
Especially with just two people right at the start
Raid difficulty is designed to be brutally difficult even for groups of around six people
After all six people are represented in the difficulty icon
So it's even more wild that your first run you did it as wretches with clubs
Viewers should keep in mind that the recommended experience of Reforged is much easier than
Raid Mode, which is the hardest mode.
There are tons of difficulty options, some tuned for large groups and some for solo
play.
This includes very accessible difficulty setting.
All we can do to enjoy Reforged, including the many new additions of mechanics as well
as the new weapons spell.
Oh, they have new weapons.
This guy is not just a dev.
He's just bouncing on it.
You don't think he's a dev?
I don't know.
Maybe we're just that good.
The fuck is this?
Thank you, slaves.
This is tough.
Again, as soon as we're looking at 15 years ago, or more honestly, 10 years ago or more,
I'm worried about slurs, I'm worried about many many things.
Stop clicking bad links.
Okay, well, let me just stop that.
Thoughts here.
O-T-O-K-To-Be-Gay.
Oh, this song, it's so K-To-Be-Gay, ba-da-ba.
I know God's of all.
Time to die.
I will go to hell before I sit here and I watch this country in the world turn over
I'm dead! I'm here!
And I'm not putting up with it any more!
I'll kill you!
I'm gonna fire!
Even if I make one second fire, it's not gonna hurt like this!
No! Never!
I'm never gonna defeat the humans dead!
Get out!
I'm never gonna defeat God!
This is my home!
This is what he has like!
Thank you, Satan, for all your love, signed Cheryl.
We know we're under attack!
We're crushing the convention!
We're coming for you, globalist!
People are crazy!
We've been 3,000 more visits since
bitching about the lessons of wildlife being forced into a net trap.
On behalf of everyone at its software, we want to thank you so much for your support over the years.
We can't wait to get Doom into your hands in the spring of 2016 on Xbox One, PS4, and PC.
Sick. Not a bad link, I swear. Okay.
And engaging with a thought breeds more thoughts.
No one's really evil or a bad person and I think everyone at their core is like everyone
maybe not everyone but most people want to do good and I think I'm one of those people.
Where did you get that idea?
Your feelings of suffering and hurt are incorrect.
You are a bad Korean girl and and you know I don't think that you don't love your parents
I don't think your parents love you, but I think we have to look at the mind as what it is and
And like try to not let our judgments interfere with what we see. Yeah
Even they own people like if you're an Asian person and you're like a little darker than a rest you've been
Discriminated for that as well, even though you're Asian. Yeah, so this is kind of cool. I'm gonna read. I'm gonna read
I'm gonna
I'm going to read.
Which I have to, just give me a second.
Okay, so I'm going to think out loud.
Right, so you don't even deserve to exist.
This was next to my mom and my brother.
We all shared one bed because there was only one room.
My uncle came in and he started to massage my leg.
Everyone else was sleeping.
He started massaging my leg.
And I remembered like my parents telling me he does this thing where he like
massages people because he's really good at it.
Oh no, what is he going to say?
It made me really uncomfortable because he, he did it at night.
And without telling me, and then he slowly like went up and started touching me
in places where like made me feel really uncomfortable.
That doesn't sound kosher to me.
Or yeah, but again, my dad comes in place here.
because my dad was like, oh, no, he's just massaging you.
Like that's like a thing he does
because he's really good at it or something.
And I was just like, but I mean, it didn't.
Is he ever massaged your dad's dick?
Actually, you should probably treat him.
Did you guys know that she is?
I do know.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then they will be interested in my pain so much.
So she's CEO of Healthy Gamer.
I'm not actually the force behind nothing.
And we're this beautiful woman is the force behind.
I'll begin in my favorite part about this.
So here's, here's four tips.
Some people say that you shouldn't go into business family.
Here's the pro tip.
If you go into business with your wife, you can sexually harass her.
And it's completely fine.
Is it though?
Jesus Christ.
Right.
So I was like, that's the question.
Said it was okay.
And then it makes me feel bad about it.
Despite the fact that like there's, you know, like regardless of like viewership,
or any sort of like
Can I ask you to just stop talking for just a second?
Wow, you're in Patagonia. I think only a bunch of chads were Patagonia
You know, that's bizarre, Salai, because I remember you're the one who said they treat you like an NPC, right?
It sounds to me like they're grinding reputation with you
to get like reputation rewards, like for eight months, I'm gonna message this chick every day.
And then once I hit, you know, red Marshall in the Siliah faction, I'm gonna get me a
nude.
Do you have questions about this format or like anything that I'm sorry, questions about
the diagrams or any of those terms or anything?
sorry we've been using diagrams oh shit man I've just been watching you talk
about your some scars the last 20 minutes okay I feel like school all over again
oh see there's a sidecar what okay here let me show you oh god I'm so sorry Mike
Hold on. Let me do this. Oh God. I screwed up. Hold on.
I was training a group of coaches last week and I saw like one of them had a healthy gamer
t-shirt and I was like, where did you get that? And he was like, I ordered it off of your
merch store and I was like, I have a merch store and it turns out that we have a merch
phone. And then I was like, what the fuck? Like, we're going to get some healthy game rich.
So we got some. And so I'm going to open it. Okay. So this is the first thing.
Oh my god. This is ridiculous. T-shirt pod. And then as I saw in the back, it's,
can I just think first?
I mean, just trying to do like a hundred things at a time, I guess, okay?
So when I even felt like, yeah, go ahead.
Wow.
Third time's a charm you'd go for it, okay?
Um, frick, I forgot.
Okay.
That's I'm sure it'll come back around.
like you're so busy that you literally do not sleep yeah what do you do your dad
he's good did you ever try league yourself yeah I played league and this
haircut we had like people from you know twitch come on and carry carry the
shitty in me. And we played like five games and somehow went undefeated, probably because
I was going higher. Don't get too many, don't get your hopes up here. I might not be able
to carry here. Well, that's, I mean, that's because Dota is a real game and League is
for noobs. Yeah, interview Raj. Raj with two Jays or is that a typo? I think it was two
two days.
Roger J.
Yeah, there's a man named Rosh Patel.
Oh, this is old.
Okay.
Yeah, whatever.
You guys, I'm happy to, I'm happy to interview my brown brothers.
Oh, he's white.
He's white?
Yeah.
Is he like adopted?
Yeah.
Is he like adopted?
I think he just decided to name himself Rash Patel.
I think that's the lore.
Does he do like Indian accents?
Yeah.
Okay.
So I need to know Dr. K. Tits are asked, probably asked.
Swanky, does that make you happy?
Dude, Swanky keeps on donating because he wants an answer to the question.
the question, but okay, please to me. D36 asks the question, how do I find milfs?
That's the one question we're going to take from chat.
It's not like I would know. Okay, why?
Yoga, yoga class. Actually, go to 2 p.m. yoga classes. That's where we are. Yes.
2 p.m. yoga classes. Yeah. I'm saying we. I don't, I just.
You assume you're a good assumption. It's fair.
I was going to say something that's a little bit risky.
Go ahead. I was just going to say, I agree that.
Yeah, so let me know if you feel disrespected.
So I was just saying that, you know, I agree.
The daughter is right there.
It's crazy.
Where she came from because she's the younger one, get it?
Yeah, I'm okay with it.
You feel disrespected?
No, I'm fine.
HAHAHAHA
Aw shit
HAHAHA
That's funny
Sleep cop
Five years ago
When did I say I'm gonna go?
I don't think so
I gotta get out of here
I gotta control the floor
Aw man, I gotta control
I cannot believe you are a cop
Yeah, it makes two of us.
Just one more beer.
No, no, no.
If I have one more beer, I'll be pissing all night.
No, no, no.
Okay, I'm gonna drink it.
Go ahead.
Okay, guys.
Good night.
It was nice to see you.
All right.
Okay, thanks.
Make sure you lock the bedroom door tonight, okay?
I know.
I know.
I will.
Yeah.
All right, guys.
I'm out of here.
You're welcome to stay.
Thank you.
Bye.
Don't. He's asleep right now.
What?
He's asleep.
He's asleep.
Don't start on him. He's just going to go to the fridge.
He's going to get a snark.
And he's going back to bed. Guys, ten seconds.
Please, I'm begging you. Please, just be quiet.
Hey, let me get a pickle.
I'm gonna get you some more.
I'm gonna get you some more.
Who's there?
Hey, it's the rounding.
This is a robbery.
Shh!
I'm gonna get you some more.
I'm gonna get you some more.
What do you want?
I'm gonna get you some more.
Come here.
Please.
I'm gonna get you some more.
What the fuck does he ever do in his world?
Chill out, chill out.
All right, everybody stop, all right, officer, everything is over!
Oh my gosh!
Oh my gosh!
Everybody get up, it's time to space chance.
What the?
You're gonna block yourself and not me?
All right, everybody turn around.
Is he?
Just turn around.
Oh, man.
Oh.
No, he's good.
I like to kill them!
No!
No!
No!
No!
My God!
Oh, Jesus!
Oh, God.
No!
No, no!
Stop!
Stop!
Fuck!
No!
No!
No!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fucking pizza guy!
What?
I'm gonna kill a pizza guy!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Thanks, Dominoes.
Oh, yeah.
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Oh my god.
Okay honey.
Hey.
Guys, this is Danny.
This is Frank's partner.
Hey Danny.
He's done his help with this so many times.
I've seen this. Please.
He's not normal.
He's not. The safety's on.
Nope. Safety's not on.
Frank, be careful.
Frank, be careful.
Frank is out.
Ah, no!
Are you gay?
Mm-mm-mm.
He's totally asleep.
Oh!
Frank, it's a dream.
That's not a dream.
He's definitely dreaming about you.
What you fucking like about this shit?
He's cute.
He's singing, right?
He's dreaming!
I don't know what he's doing.
He's talking around!
Oh, no, no!
Damn it, here you come.
I'm gonna fucking—
Caress here it comes!
noooooooo
how's he aiming it upwards without even holding it?
oh maybe it's holding it
well that was disgusting
na humor
ok
it's a kill doing
oh jeez fucking christ
How long have you left?
Oh, no be real.
How long have you left?
Oh, no be real.
How long have you left?
Four minutes
It's not bad
Is that enough that's not enough
Four minutes
Maybe five maybe five. What time of year is it? Oh, it depends
Oh my god
What the fuck, okay?
mask of light whatever I forgot about
biannical even existing
seeing this
where is Vicky I need something to watch
that isn't shit and I'm at a point now
where I don't trust twitch chat at all
I've lost all faith in all of you
we're gonna go to youtube.com we're just
I'm just gonna see what the fuck's recommended.
Oh god.
I don't know what this is.
Here we go.
It's kind of hitting it though.
People are donating links?
Oh, you did.
Alright, gamer.
I'm going to click your link.
Let's see what happens.
Hang on.
I can't see.
I can't see to the highlighted route.
Continue on Holbrook Park Drive, then in 500 feet turn right onto North 38th Street.
You will arrive at your destination in 2 hours and 28 minutes.
That's a long drive.
Turn right onto North 38th Street.
In a quarter mile, turn left onto Merritt Parkway.
You are on the fastest available route.
It's a rolling stop, it's called a stop-shot.
What the fuck is that?
Turn left onto Merritt Parkway, then take the young ramp to Highway 114 North.
I can't see fucking anything.
In 2.8 miles, keep right to stay on service cost, we age 516.
You arrive at your destination in 14 minutes.
3 routing. Make a U-turn.
Heavies for one quarter of a mile, then follow signs for do not enter.
Where the fuck are- what the fuck?
Is this a bike trail?
10 in 308 turn off your headlights
It's easy.
Bring out it. Make a U-turn.
Your destination is 390.
Bring out it.
In 500 feet.
Your destination will be on 300 feet.
Your destination in 250 feet.
Rearonic, your destination in 150 feet.
You will arrive at your destination.
You have arrived!
How stupid.
Hey.
Have you watched the new Spice King episode yet?
Ling yes, I have this it reminds me of this traffic. We're gonna have to make this
Oh, there's so many so much traffic. I was right up. I'm gonna hit my way through this bitch
What is all this traffic bro, bro, we should just went to a place on the bar
I
Walk right here. Are you far fuck that me? Oh fuck that five minute limit. We're definitely get towed here. I'm fucking fairfax
I think this is a how to drive to Toronto right now, buddy. I'm telling you how to look both ways this shit
It's just one bushring water on a drive
I'm fucking a car? No, it's fine. Don't worry about it. This car is already fucked up, dude.
What'd it do?
How you doing?
You chillin'? Hell yeah.
Alright, come on. The fuck's better. Go. Go, go, go. Why are you...
Why are you slow as fuck?
What the fuck?
Yeah, your life is in my hands right now Andy don't piss me off
Listen I know the drive bro, don't tell me I know what I'm doing. I've never gotten into a crash
Yo
Fucking douchebags.
They seem like douchebags in there.
I've been live for over two hours. Oh my god.
I put the public in danger. I'll just accelerate.
My brain is actually so rotted.
If I put the public in danger, I would run this light.
Oh my god. Yeah, I definitely...
This car has horrible gas mileage when I accelerate, but...
I mean, fucking dude.
I'm gonna get ready to roll left.
Oh shit!
Oh!
Oh, I like it here.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
There you go.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, that's crazy.
Oh, this is where the pop-up stop was, wasn't it?
That is where the Supreme Store is, too.
I don't know how long I have.
I don't even know that means, but whatever.
I can't do it.
There's a meter right here.
We made it dude. We made it.
See, my driving is perfect.
I'm alive man. Fuck yeah!
Why wouldn't you be, dude?
Wait up, wait up, wait up, wait up.
That's great.
Would you ever try a playthrough like this?
Dark souls with dementia we already saw this dimension video
One hour of wings or redemption actually don't know who this is, but I keep seeing people not like this person
Don't know who it is
Folks I have a simple philosophy
That government should work for everyone not just the elite and that's why I helped pass the Farm Bill
Because I care about farmers
But I won't stop there. I
Will work for everyone
Whether you are young
Whether you are old whether you are Asian or Hispanic whether you are straight or whether you are gay I
I will work for all of you.
And that's why I also support marriage equality.
Folks don't choose to be gay any more than I choose to be straight.
Could you imagine if someone told you that you couldn't marry the person that you loved?
I'm sorry, I think gays are people too.
Gays are not different. Gays, they are just like us. They love, they fear, they
raise their children, they strive for a better life. But there are those who
believe that being gay is an abomination. That's absurd. The homosexual
community is a valuable community in this country. They are doctors, they are lawyers,
they are teachers, they are me, and they are you. And their contributions are no less important
than any other group in this fine nation of ours.
So, turn to that gay person near you
and see that they are no different than you are.
Thank you.
Jeff, let's have a look.
Fuck oh now we're in the key appeal section
We're gonna stall
Do this chance the woofoo foo comm world best rocks song best rock songs
I'm not doing this. I don't surely she's almost back at this point. I'm gonna ask you you
Surely
All right, we'll do this I browse YouTube shorts quite a bit
I don't do it on stream. Let's see what my algorithm looks like.
No, you're not!
Zip, no, you're not!
Sam, what's up, bro?
Hey there! What's on your mind?
Uh, just wondering if you want to kick it today.
Um, gotcha.
Honestly, I'm down for what?
Everbody of your own.
Well, that we're diving into something deep, plotting a master plan, or just moving on.
I'm all in.
Yes, say the word.
Zip, do you want to like, get food or something, or...
Absolutely.
Grabbing a bite isn't just smart.
It's actually really strategic.
Why are you talking like this? Why?
What are you saying?
I'm all in. Are we thinking cozy?
Comforting? Something adventurous?
Or a little bit intimidating?
Just let me know what vibe you're feeling
and all kind of things.
Do you want to go eat or not?
Just respond to that, you're not really answering.
That's a great company.
And honestly, I agree.
I can't take it more straight from you.
No fluff, just facts.
So tell me, what problem are you attacking?
No, I just... Do you want to go to eat or not?
From now on, I'm going to eat.
Sam, what's up bro?
Good morning, Pete.
Sometimes, players beat a boss with...
I mean, when you donate blood to save life...
save a lot I do watch a lot of doctor videos I was wondering how long it would
take to find one of the doctor videos in general go back sometimes players beat
a boss with tricks the designer never saw coming this is one of those times I
designed at the profit scaring the first boss in the Tesla
Huh?
Fucking, what is happening?
Sometimes, players beat a boss
God damn it, what is happening?
With trick to designer, never sock
What is happening?
Oh
Oh shit
It's it.
Refresh?
I tried!
Alright, let's go back.
Let's see where we're at.
Well.
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
Wait a minute, you're a wizard, Harry.
I'm a what?
A wizard.
I?
It's frozen again.
Alright, this doesn't work.
GGs, closing it.
I...
Dude!
The Jirogan experience.
Well, that's just it. That is why Takanuva always was the true proff-
It's fucking stupid.
Reno911, the crackhead cow.
Change the bonnet!
Change the bonnet!
Hey, how y'all doing?
This is private property, sir.
It certainly is.
Private property, not your property, sir.
Mrs. Henderson called.
She said there's a black man dressed up like a cow
on crack cocaine harassing the goats.
She did? Yeah, she did.
That goat was harassing me.
Excuse me.
That goat was harassing me.
One of the goats sat here.
One of the goats sat here.
He said, hey man, why you up in this pin with your...
I know you were a cow.
I said, I was a cow.
Fuck it's stupid all it's stupid
Bruh, I ain't rely this feels wrong game. We might as well just walk side by side cocoa. It's like I'm walking a possessed goofy
Why are you fucking a human day? Can you stop standing please?
Benji Benji
Hey
What the fuck?
Right next to her?
Hi buddy!
Look at this distinguished gentleman!
Look at the way he is sitting
Yeah, it's very distinguished
Mm-hmm, I see
Mickey, are you trying to steal my man?
Mickey!
Does anybody else's dog sit on them
like a literal human child?
Or is it just one?
Um, excuse me
Excuse me.
What?
What?
What are you doing, Nicky?
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Hey, hey, hey, it's gone!
What the fuck?
Oh, you mad at me.
I've no idea how to do that!
Goodness.
He's in the wrong window.
It's just not working I don't know what it is drop your favorite blue collar in
what if I just go to the monitor and bring it back to fixer what is drop your
favorite what you're seeing is the disturbing footage hardware oh my god
Hardware acceleration
What you're seeing is you're right. I never fucking changed it from when I watched the GTA trailer or whatever
Okay, hold on
Give me a sec
What the fuck are the settings?
Turning that off right each
Let me touch you.
Oh.
Thank you.
Oh my god.
You're impacting me.
Can't be in here.
Hey man, it's coming.
Well, I had it on and now it's working.
Suck!
Oh!
Suck!
Oh no.
Load the breath.
Load the breath.
Hello to Brad!
Hello to Brad!
Hello to Brad!
Hello to Brad!
Hello to Brad!
Hello to Brad!
Hello to Brad!
Hello to Brad!
Hello to Brad!
Did Dolly Parton write this song?
Or did Cannibal Corpse write this song?
Number one, Jolene.
Should we go up the elevator?
Or should we go up the stairs?
What the wh-
Alright, alright! What the-
AHHH
AHHH
AHHH
AHHH
AHHH
AHHH
What's your-
What the fuck?
Ah-mmm
What
No, what on earth-
What happened?
I'm here.
Oh no.
What's this?
Hunter.
Oh, I'd be so mad.
Why my wallet is looking like this?
Oh, I'd be so mad.
Who got into that?
Who got into adult food?
What is that?
Did you chew this up?
Oh.
Jojo.
What is that?
Did you chew this up?
Ugh.
JoJo.
The thing is, we have, so we have three dogs.
It's so easy to tell when one of them did something wrong.
All I have to do is walk outside, find what it is, and just look at which one runs away.
It's the easiest thing.
They're actually the most self outing motherfuckers ever.
It is run away.
Oh my God.
No!
Huh?
Who ate the flying rolls?
The true, oh.
Thank you.
Thank you man.
Look at this.
Huh.
You choose my motherfucking panel up like that.
Why would you do that?
Why would you do that, Barchesha?
Barchesha?
Huh?
Why would you climb on my couch and shit?
Who did this?
Is this you?
Well, actually, who do y'all think it was here?
Oh, well, obviously.
Okay.
Oh, obviously. Okay, never mind. I thought this one was like, begging.
Is this you? Or was it you? Did you-
Oh, you can hear the tail. Oh, it's one of those weapons.
What happened?
How fast can you run?
Did Dolly pardon-
How fast can you run?
45 pounds.
How fast is that?
45 pounds
And that one?
25
Oh my goodness
What?
There's a shit in my diaper
A shit?
Yeah
Don't say shit, that's a bad word
Excuse me sir
Roman
Oh no
What the hell are you doing?
Copper
Come here bud
Good job, look behind you!
Oh, no way to pay for two!
Excuse me, excuse me!
So you only
That's gone
Jake Jake I'm actually so annoyed they're not scolding the dogs
Oh that's crazy.
What is happening?
Am I just in like the fucking animal shorts?
It's because you're on Firefox. Maybe it's over GGs. It's fucking over
Biggie said she's waiting on sandwich and drying her hair. Okay
Wow, yeah, maybe I fucking swap off Firefox. I think it's over. Oh, she's calling me
Babe, here's wet. My hair's wet. Are you ready? I
Mean, no, but my hair's wet. So I'll just I'll just suck it up and you'll owe me
I mean listen if you need to dry your hair you can dry your hair
We're having a real good time watching these shorts
Really because my chat is going off with Avae please save me please save me please
Yeah it's pretty bad
I won't lie we're out of ammunition
the chat links got really bad I think I was in the just chatting section too
long and people are linking the most
Unfunny worthless shit ever and so couldn't go to chat. All right. Okay. Well, let's fucking get on
But you're gonna have to get the sandwiches and you have to get my Mads renunciers
What meds?
my acid reflux meds on the counter in the bathroom
Okay acid reflux meds. What wins the sandwich here?
Okay, we can do that that works
All right. Well just chatting bitches
We are in Elden Ring. We are continuing. We are not watching videos. Stop linking shit.
Where's my controller?
Oh, fuck.
I'm having a celebratory beer, by the way.
Good. You can do that.
Okay, great.
Did you have a good morning?
Yeah. Yeah?
Yeah, good fucking morning.
Yeah, it was pretty loud. Yeah?
So, just another update. Cat Vicky announced that she's gonna start...
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
He can't do that while I'm in the call!
K, won't be doing that while she's in the call.
Hey, I logged in, I died instantly.
Nice.
Damn.
I don't know if we have something tomorrow, like early on.
Nope.
We have nothing going on tomorrow.
I don't know if I put it on, so I'm trying to find a...
What are you talking about?
Like, I think it's something you didn't put down.
Oh, on our to-do list?
No?
Okay, well if we have something tomorrow, hopefully it's not.
Wait, tomorrow's Tuesday, isn't it?
Yes.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
That's what I'm saying, yeah.
I'm checking.
Um...
I'm looking for the thing that lets me...
There we go.
So, update for people that didn't know.
Wait, the Ocarina of Time Direct is tomorrow morning.
Oh, okay.
Cool.
Okay, we have something at 11.30.
dentist you have a dentist tomorrow yeah 11 30 is it for you or me me okay it's
in and out all right
number eight dentist 11 30 yeah let me put that down yeah our schedule is fucking
packed as soon as
Basically something is going on every day back to back
Starting September fucking 11 and going all the way to like September 26
Every single day there is something
11th 12 13th. Oh nothing on 14 15th 16th. Yeah, it just goes just goes
Lots of things. Alright, so, for those of you that weren't watching last night, we played
for 14 hours last night. Four or five hours of that was Godric. Dying on repeat. Two of
those hours was drinking a margarita. It was inevitable that we were going to make zero
fucking Prague.
We literally, we got further on the margarita than we did before.
I mean, of course, because we're like, we are still playing.
No.
now because it was better vibes
now that's not why we just eventually we get better even with alcohol but it
was a slowed down prog
uh... so we're still a godric
we're still here
we can that do godric and just get right back into it where we can do those
other bosses behind us that we haven't done that are easier
don't go in yet i saw the p in stuff i have to be
dude on my time
motherfucker i you just called me out of the blue in pain i am not being on
No, no, I'm gonna-
Let's not do our first sand while I have to pee, please.
I'm goodin', I'm goodin'.
Okay.
Wait, my music's off.
No, it's not.
Fuck it, let's go.
Alright, fine, fuck it.
Let's just go, send it.
Alright, let's get in there.
I'm peeing after this stuff.
You had three hours to pee.
I didn't know you were gonna call me at that moment.
Oh, great.
I don't get it, bitch.
Holy shit, my reaction time is so much better.
Nice.
Ooh, what the fuck he was looking at you!
Oh, big damn here.
Okay.
Shit.
Oh fuck, how many heals up?
Ahhhh!
Coming over here?
Uh oh.
Okay, I missed that.
Can I steal it?
Alright, he baited me.
I'm sorry.
Fuck it! God, I hate that extra hand!
What's wrong?
It's a big one! It's a big one! It's a big one!
Yeah, we should flip.
She's a fighter, yeah?
Surely, right?
I almost put him in the base and then I was like, what the hell is that?
Gotta hit that extra hand. Oh, there we go. All you.
That was a weird, yeah. We phase it in a sec.
There it is.
4 bars. Let's go back. Run back, run back, run back. I'm going to heal and top us.
I feel like you've been advantage because you've been on your computer for the past
like 3 hours and this makes me feel like I'm in control.
I am not using control at all.
No, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. I don't feel very good.
I'm dead. He's right on me. It's right on me. It's right on me. It's right on me.
I lied. It's right on me now.
You're good.
I'm beating the fuck out of here.
I don't know if you want to try and get these seals on the top myself, back here.
That fire goes pretty far.
I got you. Alright, damage.
How?
Ooh, that turn.
It's not, he's weird.
I'm going in here. We gotta get some damage in.
fucking man, are we?
you dead
keep beating his ass
Keep beating his ass.
I am.
He died.
He died here.
Oh my god.
What the fuck?
That was so much easier, huh?
That is cool.
It's just a matter of fucking not playing dead tired and drunk.
All it takes...
Let go.
What?
No, check the difficulty settings.
Why did you say that was easier?
They're all correct.
No, they're correct.
I don't believe it.
No, I don't believe it.
You can not believe in all you want.
Actually, you really don't understand how much being tired truly fucks you until you do a test like this even when you wake up
Not me you
Sure, right sure, and I was telling you okay. This is a waste at whatever plan like this is a waste of time
25,000 souls by the way, okay, hold on let's go check things I
I was tired on treason and no one said shit. What up Nick? Yo, I was looking at your childhood
uh video bro.
Who's sick?
Alright let's make sure.
Uh let's look at
Reforged options
Difficulties
Yeah we're on co-op raid mode
Alright that's meant for 46 people just say there's no 46 people
All right well what do I fucking level up here? I guess I go arcane, right?
God damn.
Very nice. Very nice.
Well shit, I didn't think- I'll be honest, I didn't think we'd one-shot it.
I thought we'd like a couple of tents, maybe like...
Look!
That's the guy that picked your souls.
Oh.
Oh, he's selling stuff too. Oh, we already bought these things, right? I'm wearing these
Alright, now I'm gonna go piss. I've earned it.
Be right back. Two seconds.
Okay, okay, alright, alright.
So, you guys should kill this guy? Are you supposed to? Or does he come up in a different class? Or is that the end of the first of them?
I mean, I know he takes her salt, but I don't know, right?
That is the always the best nickname ever.
Because he fucking hates me.
That's the 25 plus upgrade stone later?
I guess we'll just leave him.
I mean, what's the point of killing him, right?
He's not taking our shit no longer out.
What happened? I'm using a gray stone.
Great sword.
I'm having a great day today guys, I hope you're too.
Let's go!
Hold on, hold on, I'm starting to be talking about your weapon and my Tizm started, you
know, going in.
Why are you even asking about the name?
If I was watching, as I do watch people play some games here and there, I like seeing builds
and knowing what people are building towards.
Babe, you want to describe your build and show the weapon and how it works?
Or do you want me to just tell you?
No.
Okay.
Well...
You don't have my permission because I copyrighted my build, so I don't give you permission to
talk about it.
Okay, no one cares.
Alright, moving on.
Uh, do you want to go back and kill those bosses behind us?
Yes.
Okay.
Yes, but like, didn't we unlock...
Runeforging?
Well, I mean, I wonder if I might have like, we can go back to the round table and just go look at it
Do you want to go there?
Try and figure out about Runeforging. Okay
Because I think it's like the two fingers, but I don't know if you get them
So this mod has something called Runeforging we're running around finding the devs add these things called
Where are they?
Rune pieces.
And you just have to go and find them, but you don't get to actually use them until you unlock Rune Forging, which apparently is unlocked after killing Godric, which we just did.
So that's this shit.
Uh, why, I can't talk to her because she's fucking floating there.
Yeah, I can't talk to her either. What is this?
Oh, here we go. You gotta jump up here.
Okay, well, I actually can't stand up there until you're done, so take your time.
take your time. Unless you can like, scooch over or something. There we go, thank you.
Restore room pieces about to receive power from Remembrance.
Okay. Restore room pieces. Fractured Great...
Alright.
The fracture-great rune unlocks the rune forging ability.
Available through the finger reader and the using rune pieces, you may forge binding runes
that enhance your abilities.
Defeating shardbears and elegant great runes unlocks a wider selection.
Okay, forge grafted runes, each person's shop costs 25 rune pieces.
Okay, so each costs 25.
All it increases stuff while it's in the inventory
Increase endurance while inventory strength well how much though?
I mean you can hold three or four I can buy three right now
Yeah, I can buy three almost four
It adds one
Oh, wait, shit, maybe I just buy 3R paint.
It's like, it's just another way of leveling up, essentially, right?
See, but I think that's just that type of runes.
Like, there's a lot more.
And you can also use them to turn into 25 room pieces and buy a different one.
Yeah, there's different ones that have passives.
Yeah, I think it's just the starting one that's like basic or shit.
Okay, so for now, should we buy just three for now?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, that's kind of a let down.
I mean, it's something and it's simple, but it's kind of a let down.
I thought it'd be more than that.
So hold on, let me see my stats here.
33 arcane.
How much should I have?
I think I had 30, yeah, plus three.
Use your remembrance.
I wonder how like remember and say like give you weapons, right?
Let's try that in Kindle of Ash stuff. Do you have any Ash that you've heard about?
Not really, no
Not even, what about poison breath? I don't, do we have poison breath?
I don't know but hold on let me leave on the player and you can fuck with the minion. Okay, and see what it do
So, there's another mechanic. You find these random things in the world. They're kind of rare.
Wait, the menu is incompatible with seamless co-op sessions. Temporarily disconnect.
How do I temporarily disconnect?
I already left.
I know, but it won't let me. Still.
Aw.
The white bowl?
Inventory.
use the bowl
okay backing out
oh separation missed
okay leave party
well it doesn't let me intendle the poison breath
it's still incompatible
okay I don't know you gotta close your multiplayer world
Somehow let's restart the game I guess this was all that for restart the game
We're just leave to me at once and it gave me something called rampaging on my ash now
Okay
Some guys said, some guys said I'm playing reforged and I thought that after Godric,
Lerenia would be more chill, but it's even more fucked.
You get what I'm talking about.
This might be the most satisfying version of any Souls-like that we've played just based
on difficulty.
Maybe other people aren't doing this raid mode, but like, this is, this made us explore
the entire game because we couldn't meet a DPS check.
I think it's possible but it's extremely difficult.
Okay, I don't know if I got like a really good tier but holy fuck, it put an affinity
on my ash that reduced its mana by literally half, I put on wild strikes and it made it
do additional poise damage and also upto all the scaling to like A.
Oh, okay.
oh okay there's just giga better i mean i don't really know what to use here
i think i just saved it i just don't i don't even have poison mist i have nothing
yeah i don't know i just i'm uh raid boat seems too crazy inflated for two well i don't know again
and we like it.
We went and we tried a market
and we literally couldn't meet the DPS check.
So we had to turn around,
we cleared this entire map,
still couldn't meet the DPS check
because he has passive region,
went and cleared all of this
and then we barely met the DPS check.
Well, not barely, we did it, but it was really hard.
So the fact that it made us go do everything,
It's perfect.
Why'd you skip East Limgrave?
Because I thought that was...
I'm not good at this game.
I didn't know what the fuck that...
I thought that was, like, we couldn't get to it.
Which we could go do that right now, actually, if you wanted.
We haven't done East Limgrave.
I think we should.
That's lower level.
Yep.
I mean, I'm just kidding.
We'd open the multiplayer world.
Alright.
Sorry.
It's okay.
I like talking about what we're doing.
It's kind of fun.
I'll go ahead, go ahead, babe. Maybe you can talk and...
I opened it.
Maybe you should have booted the game up while I was drying my hair.
Right?
What do you mean?
And talked about it.
Uh, but I, well, first of all, I wouldn't have anything to do.
Well, we're not doing anything right now either.
right now your character's not even here it's like it's different when you're
not here and we're not actually able to prog and do anything
alright so
is there anything else to do at the table of lost grace for now
we did a step we didn't do
okay so let's go back to the castle let's clear the castle since we're there
right
uh... teleport to
the secluded second door the show we couldn't do
Yeah, secluded, well I know where those things are.
We've done most everything, we didn't do the cellar
or like way deep where that big dragon,
there's a gravity boss, so go to secluded cell
and I'll take us to the gravity boss,
or like there's an area we haven't been to.
You don't wanna do the easier stuff first?
This is the easier stuff.
The stuff that we, like the two bosses
at the beginning, anything like that?
Oh.
You don't wanna do the...
No, this isn't even a boss, this isn't even a boss.
This is a courtyard we haven't looted yet, with, like...
Remember the gravity, dude?
With the big sword?
He's easy.
I think he's there, so just follow me and keep running and hug left.
Uh-oh, uh-oh.
I should've taken us to the other grace, but...
Oh, fuck, the blisters might fuck us, but...
Oh.
I don't know where you're taking him.
We're hugging left.
Oh god, okay, I might have agreed to this.
I don't think this is the way to go.
Yeah, this isn't it.
Where the fuck is it?
Am I stupid?
Absolutely three.
What the fuck?
Okay, I'm an idiot.
Minus seconds.
Yeah, same.
Where the fuck is it?
I swear you hug left.
There's like a courtyard.
Where the fuck is it? I swear you like hug laughter is like a courtyard
Was it right there it was right there god damn it
How do we even get to that shit
It was just a little further down is there a better way to get there
Or I guess we gotta, like, kill things. I think we gotta kill things to get there.
Yeah, the bliss is grief. Let's go to the left side chamber.
The front gate might be easier, maybe?
It absolutely is.
You wanna go- okay, let's go to the- let's go gate then.
So it's just up here on the right.
I just don't know how we're going to get there.
Could be Gate Side Chamber?
How do you want to do this?
well I prefer you running in first okay all right let me see if I can do this
shit pray for me like well I'm coming with you because they can't shoot up
both of us right
here it is we haven't looted this area oh fuck that's not usually here is it I
I thought it was like a gravity dude.
He's so tanky.
Oh!
That was some gravity guy.
Oh, we're getting shot by a blizzards too. Maybe this isn't a thing.
Maybe we- oh!
Oh, there's a building here we can run in.
Let me see if there's a grace so I can TP you.
There is a grace.
Oh!
Yippee!
Alright.
You're thinking about your rent?
Oh my god, maybe I'm getting it confused with my randomizer run.
Yeah, I have no idea what the fuck I was talking about.
The past five minutes I'm just here for the rent at this point.
Okay.
Well I'm dumb, you lead the way.
I don't know anything.
Where do you want to go?
I'm trying to get back to Reveille.
Yeah.
I got this new grace you can TP to me.
I'm going to go to the line.
Okay.
Yeah, I no longer will lead us to what a misplay.
Have you been?
Well, today I was.
And I'll just won't do that anymore.
I didn't carry the roof pretty hard, I'm not gonna lie.
Even I was surprised at my knowledge of the roof.
Yeah, that was very impressive.
I'm going back to the whips, the whips because of the rage, he's just too fucking
Traveling, traveling.
Fuck.
That's why I'm using the whips.
Oh my god.
We're gonna heal him.
I can't see the statue.
I'm probably dead.
Sir, please get off me.
I'm dead.
God!
Well...
Wait, I think there's a room piece over here.
In the bush!
I mean, I got it.
Ha ha, died!
I- Fuck, I didn't even care to kill this thing!
Okay.
Fight him at the door. Maybe we do bring him through the door and fight him there. Maybe
they'd be more aids?
He's like, stop jumping.
Squeak, squeak. You hear squeaks?
Is it me?
Hello.
Alright.
Pull him back, pull him back.
Does he come in here?
I mean, bro.
He does. Maybe not?
He does like an invisible wall.
Yeah, there's an invisible wall here. You're just not going through.
Oh! Okay, let's heal up.
Oh, one more, one more. Come back, come back.
correct.
God! This is, this is insane. What the fuck?
Jesus!
That's not a thing.
I have a god!
Back to the doorway you can heal a full.
You can even get back here.
Oh my god.
He is just not letting it.
I'm serious but I didn't duck in words.
These guys are pairing with you, it's just... God!
Fuck.
I have zero heals left.
I mean, we got a...
...diff of his health.
I can't I gotta get faster parrying that shit
He's so fast
Part of an actual bosses yeah, yeah, it feels that way
He's got infinite stamina just zugging the whole fucking time
I can throw the... I mean, we can't cheese it. I can put the dagger on.
It's not cheese. It's a game mechanic because he's too big to enter through a doorway. He's an
animal so his intelligence is lower. So he's just trying to get you but he doesn't know he can't.
And you're taking advantage of your human, uh...
Okay, well, I'm pulling back. Got my range dagger equipped.
You told me that humans are the only creatures that are capable of throwing, right?
Uh, we... not capable of throwing, but like, I'm pretty... yeah, like, when it comes to our accuracy and our ability to throw, humans are kinda nuts.
Like the accuracy is a thing, but apes in general, yeah.
Well that's not true because Koda throws the ball to me.
With his mouth?
Yep, okay.
At my feet, he aims it.
I don't think I'm gonna do it.
He's gonna bury us.
Saw that shit.
I wish I was parrying.
No, it's good. Keep him centered. It's like my daggers. I'm just throwing him at him.
Yeah, just hold him there come on back centered, bro
He's getting caught on like some bullshit
No way wrong one with my toys that I can put fire on the floor
That's some good stuff!
Alright, this is our new PB vs. Fog.
I'm hitting it for like nothing.
fuck I wish I put on my spell
gotta bring it back, can you bring it back?
no me bring it back? okay
I'm arranging
heal there, go ahead and heal
it's fine, we're on good pace here, god dangit I'm trying to target him but it keeps
Burning me.
What if I can get lead procs from this?
I don't know if I can.
He's in here.
You gotta get back! Get back! Get back!
Oh!
Yeah, make sure you're not in the one shot range.
We're on good track!
I
Miss me
Oh, I can't believe rock and I my rock
I'm gonna try this. Hold on, I'm gonna use my mana here for this.
Uh...
You got your rock going, that's big.
I think I'm gonna just run out.
I'm back.
Back up.
I have four heals left.
We're on very good tracks.
Don't die.
I'm looking for the drill.
There's no way to filter the mortals.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, we just taught yourself.
I don't know how many yields you have left, but...
Six almost dead.
Oh, okay, maybe this.
Yeah, live, so you don't have...
Well, you told me to and I listened to you.
Hey, no, no, no, you fucking chugged down my heels already.
Well, I'm in there.
Fuck, I have audio, and I'll use my heels to stop you.
Okay, I'll top you this.
I have two left.
Ooh, get in there!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
Run!
I'm gonna spin mana here. One more mana hit, fuck you. You untargeted.
I see
You don't explain it for me so much. Oh my god, you're right hungry. I got I got a set
to do this now forgot I
Got a peanut butter jelly for me
Hey, yeah, well there you go
I don't fucking know 2.6 casals for that
through my inventory it said that I like the opaline shit how do you put that
on what is opaline crystal we have to go east to get the flask of limb grape we
haven't done that
Oh, purple!
Oh, shit. Reduced lighting damage taken.
Ooh, there could be some big loot down here, but it's definitely a death run, I think.
What makes you think that? What makes you think that?
Okay, you're right.
Just run slow, because there's gonna be like runes. There's gotta be runes, right?
Yeah.
Brickle his body.
Alright, this guy's up. He has a big axe.
Alright, let's kill that guy first then.
Okay, there's another one, he's up.
Okay, that's not good.
Yeah, no, it's a death run.
Well, maybe we should have let him, like,
see some voices when he's hitting this one the other time.
And then they both spawn together.
Damn, there aren't twice.
Okay.
Okay, I guess I'm just gonna run now.
Yeah.
I guess I'm just gonna go.
Alright.
Oh, third one's up, he's got an arrow.
I'm just checking if there's anything on the sides here, I'm not seeing anything yet.
shooting at you fuck oh my god this arrow oh yeah I hope that goes on
I guess we take this right I didn't see anything there's loot down here at the
bottom. Where? Where? Oh shoot. Giggle it too. Oh yeah.
Scotton. What is that? Flash of War Scarab. I've never seen that in my life. I think it's
helmet it is produces FP cost of skills but increases damage taken I think in
base game it's like it increases runes I don't know maybe wrong you get back up
I'm ready up. I'm leaving. Bye. You take the board. I'm trying to
My sandwich is here. It's actually been here for twenty-two
minutes.
Alright, I'll bring it up to you. Really? Yeah. No, I can go get it. You're the
streamer okay all right oh I thought these were birds oh wait what are you going to hit him? well that's
I mean, that's unfortunate. That wasn't even me.
What are you doing? Save him! Save him how?
Oh god.
It's coming! It's coming!
It sort of missed?
How are we doing?
Yeah, so there's this giant shooting at you.
I see you. Six blasts.
Oh, you don't need to heal you.
Ah, right, right.
Really?
Awesome!
Maybe we're not.
Maybe you don't need to.
Am I okay?
I don't know yet.
You'll go to draw his bow.
We're really far away.
I'll let you know.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's mine.
I got the dog sandwich.
That's probably the peanut butter and then that chicken is yours
Yes, mother mother chicken is yours and that mother chicken is one of a tomato
Mother tomato probably in the fridge mother tomato, I'm good at the dogs that much
You take the peanut butter jelly so much do you want it do you
I'll split it with you.
It's mine.
I just gotta see if it's any good.
I have a chance.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my God.
Babe, it's split into two.
You're supposed to take your house.
Babe!
Babe, come take your house!
Oh, my God, it smells so good.
No, it's pretty good, it's pretty fucking good.
You have to go up, I said grill them and pick out and it's just overflowing with peanut
butter and jelly.
Gross.
Really?
You don't want to do over half?
No, I do not.
Yeah, well that's two habs for you then isn't it?
No way, that's that big.
Okay.
It's not that sweet.
It's some good fucking peanut butter.
Okay.
listen that's that's expensive peanut butter jollyo gap you can't get that at
the grocery store
they made it from the scratch
trust me
try to loot over here I do think this is a like we're not high enough level for
wherever the fuck we are let's see how I can get we're just birds
isn't this like the room thought it's like it's a rumble and maybe
oh god
they even care about the Rembrandt's I don't know what it does I don't know what
they do either have to pop the rune trace or something new I have no idea
that a bird her out
I'm worried because my life single-player world it like dropped an item and I
Don't worry, it's not like my remembrance.
No.
Okay.
I hope not.
Does that even open from here?
Yeah.
Where do you think we are?
Actually, don't know. I feel like there's like some...
later...
What happened? Are you okay?
No, I'm dead.
Babe!
How? What the fuck?
Well, I guess I'll go and maybe there's a grace that I can get to.
It's so pretty in here.
I feel like I'm doing a single player play right now.
I
Did you chase so much mm-hmm that was it we've had it for it's good
Res
I
Jersey Mike's nose colleague snarfs
Chicken the one with the white feathers
I don't know what kind of chicken is there?
I don't know. Breast, leg, but I don't know.
So what do we do here?
We get this guy's great rune.
Okay, I got it.
Oh, you're invisible for me.
I'm not here. It auto-looted for me.
Okay.
We go to the bonfire? Maybe?
So we just leave? We're done here?
I don't know.
Okay.
Yeah, great rooms. Look. And then you put it on.
Great rooms.
Oh, raises all attributes by how much?
What?
Oh, when you use the rune thing in the jiggies.
So it's when that, okay, that's how that works.
I remember now.
But it's like limited uses of rune arc.
I see.
And there might be something under the elevator.
Like, sometimes there is.
Hmm
Man this dog sandwich is real good
It's only two in this mod I see
Well
Come over here with me where this way
Something I said a little bit lower and I think I remember there being something on
the side down, but I could be autistic.
Yeah, I think I'm just wrong.
Alright, I might just be wrong.
Then what does that mean by a little bit lower, a little bit lower, where lower?
I don't know.
Be on this side
No
Weird all right, uh, then let's move on let's go do that one
Let's go do my pain. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, I do see that sure
This is the last one ever.
What the fuck?
I guess they're so fucking good.
Alright, are you- what the fuck are you doing?
I
Are you what fucking what the fuck okay ping number three gas what I'm at the ping you told me to go to
What no pink number two
What the fuck up? I didn't paint that that's your old ass pink. That was when you were spamming on my shirt. What?
What no number three
You see that I
Just saw you put number two back. What okay, it's number three for me. What the fuck
the one that I'm at right yeah okay so so I am gate front and I ran around it's
up top yeah
yeah no I just saw I didn't look at the number I was just looking at the ping
that you were adding
fine I'm here
I work for you the moon's the way well you can start summoning it right nope
cannot when up when up because it's an ever growl you know what it blows you up
when you're not here
gale every gale
all right
Oh, you're bugged.
No!
See what it is.
Oh.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
No elevator for this guy.
Let me see if I can get you hit once.
Nice.
Ooh.
No.
I don't...
No.
Not again.
No.
No.
Not again.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
I
Oh my god the devil
Oh.
Back up.
The train on top is dead.
Fuck.
I'll have two wheels left.
Oh, the double.
Fucker.
Oh god.
Yeah.
Well, I'm not in heels, so.
Okay.
You should probably just buckler her pairing like you.
I
Think they can stomp him
This is like ten years now, I know without you
I'll just kill my son.
No, no, no, no.
Keep trying.
Practice.
I'm done.
It's okay.
The more that I am, the more of this time which I can consume and I knew that.
Okay.
All this all is just one of my fucking pants.
Oh.
Uh-huh.
Oh, do you have all the napkins?
No, that's weird, yeah, that's extremely weird, the napkins, you've never sucked up sauce
over your pants, off of pants that's weird, I mean, depending on the pants, but that
doesn't matter, it's the cloth, it's the fabric, you're eating fabric, so there's like kids
That suck on these leaves and shit.
Alright. You're right. I'm wrong.
That's so normal. You're just a...
You're just a posh spoiled baby.
You never have to mend that sauce.
You're right.
You're rich and you come from a rich family.
That's extremely true.
That's so good.
I'm done.
I'm trying to group our heals up.
I want to top you off. I'm going to double heal it to top you, but I'm worried about
Oh shit, okay, I'll make it stop down on the hill. You should go once
Yeah
Yeah
Got toxic on
God I can't do it when you can't stream like that.
Nice.
There.
Oh.
Oh my god.
What the fuck? Oh my god.
Oh my god. What the fuck is that?
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Group.
Just didn't think you'd have that range on him.
They almost got him.
This is doable.
It takes a lot of damage.
How many heals do you have left?
Zero.
Okay, so we weren't, we were not on track for a kill at that pace.
Mm-hmm
Zero yeah, no, I only had I had three left. I'm trying to spread them out a little bit better
But we'll just get better and that'll be fun
Well, do you want to live with the pair?
Sure, I mean, I'm not good at it. I've never really done it before
I don't have the dagger upgraded either fuck it whatever if we both put the buckler on then at least like
if he's on you I'm not I don't have the buckler and I'm bugged which buckler am I supposed to use
Um, it's called a round shield questioner.
I don't have those.
Whoa.
Yeah, I don't have those.
So I'm not going to do it.
It's too much.
It's too much.
It's too much.
Yeah, I don't have those, so I'm not gonna do it.
It's too much.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I'm dead too. I'll just die.
Where'd I get that?
I had to equip my dagger. Yeah, I don't know.
I don't think I care enough. I think I just keep doing statuses. You just keep doing parries.
I'm doing a lot of damage to this guy.
Yeah.
Good, my pants are a mess.
Same actually. This bread is crusty as fuck.
Let me unclip my whips.
I actually forgot that person's name until you just said it.
There's an zombie Nixon like the president like some what is this I don't like
I'm that under some
Yeah back up. Oh, I heal it when he gets up
Oh, he's fast for this. Yeah, he's crazy. Yeah, I can't look the perrys when he's spinning
Oh, getting Rod up is big.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
That's sick.
I saw that.
I'll completely tap out of stamina.
Press start at a stick.
Thank you, Maverick.
Oh, it's sick!
Oh...
Oh, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad.
I did my part.
Oh my god.
Oh
Fucking tail motherfucker. You have any heels?
Me? No.
I mean if you don't it's fine. I see you don't.
Okay, I need to do this.
Fine, but a double healer's top will give you a lot.
We hit one more time, if you don't want to shot it.
It's the last heal, I'll do it.
Yeah, it's pretty sick.
I guess all of it's fucking cool everything in this game is fucking sick base game doesn't
let you do anything because the game is too fucking easy to watch on the phone.
Yeah but you're not gonna make fun of me for having a thing as scaly right?
No one's that stupid.
That's trying way too hard to fucking be anti-furry.
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead. Oh my god, I'm a dead.
They're like...
It's fucking Elden Ring, who cares?
Well, when you say magic, I fear.
Okay, that's you.
No, no, that's the general ban.
that I can generally keep rolling retarded.
When I could play strength and just bonk everything to death and just half-two-shot it,
or I could play, yeah, you're right, dex, and I could bleed and just one-shot everything,
or I could play faith and I could pretty much one-shot everything,
or I could summon and it's all just high-roading and stupid.
So you think Asimov beating the game with summons is valid because he didn't beat it
with summons, I think he beat it with some poise build, his strength and his jump spammed.
What about people that did summons?
I don't give a fuck.
I just don't care.
I just do not care.
It's a fucking single player game.
We're playing a single-player game with a mod making it co-op, with a mod that's meant
for six people, where everything also got completely rebalanced.
The high-roading of the magic is just not here.
Now, I don't want to play magic, because I'm kind of actually enjoying the parry mechanic
more than magic, but I am kind of sad that we get to miss out on all the different spells
they added.
It's like, that would actually be fun to do, but I think I'm preferring this right now.
the statuses. I'm taking damage. I'm not using Reduvia. The Reduvia is literally worse than
what I'm currently using. Like, the claws are better because I can do two statuses.
I'm still gonna tree I'm still gonna see it
Oh, you're very low. Okay, run way back. All the way to here. Drink.
What? I don't- Okay. Thought I dodged that. Unfortunately.
I need to carry one for me because I was told to run from me.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Well, I mean it's cooked here, I'll be honest.
fuck well I mean it's cooked here I'll be honest he's got to play perfectly now
I'm out of heals, so.
I'm on play, perfect!
Do you have any more heals?
Oh!
No.
Okay.
Alright, we just gotta lock the fuck in.
I tried to duck, huh?
You can duck that stat.
I know that in the story.
That is the only thing confirmed you can duck in this game.
That we have confirmed.
There's done something on accident.
We wish this was just...
Very nice.
Oh, fuck it, please.
No, I would not.
Why not?
Because it's- what do I gain out of this? Why would I want to do that?
Do you think there's a risk of people that burn this fire, like you can slow the liquid?
There are reports of it, yes.
Do you think they could put it out if they drank water?
No.
No, but I think they get severe like lung damage damage and shit
Like I've read at some point about a situation where someone did the whole no, they completely fuck themselves
Why lungs I'm not long sorry
Maybe it is long but I'm on because I'm thinking like he just slows the liquid bags and then it's
Maybe I'm just wrong.
I'm like very wrong with everything I've said so far today.
So maybe I'm just wrong.
I have no idea.
You said you loved me.
Come here.
Hopefully we don't get stunned again.
Oh, I'm stunned again you look pretty stunned to me. I am gotta take one hit and porch
All right, I'll try and make it a small one. I mean just fight him. Okay. Oh
It barely didn't reach me
It's you your heads perfect perfect
It was a ballsy parry there. You're gonna have to kill her
Yeah, she's going to that healer said bait. I'm sure run farther than we haven't done any damn
Okay, cuz up my health, I'm it's wasted HP if I do it. It's you
I'm fucking dead
It's way faster frames
It doesn't crack!
I-I didn't do my own.
Oh, am I supposed to...
I'm gonna go for it no more.
I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead as fuck. Ah, I'm still dead. I don't need to see a 10.
Yeah, it's really good. You should get it.
Yeah, but if it, like, explodes, it's not okay.
Yeah, it's close.
Yeah, so he knows when you press X, and he goes through the ledge every time.
Yeah, they read input. Well, I mean, I already knew they did, but holy fuck, this guy really
reads it. Just pretend to press X, he's watching the stream. True!
I have a bad feeling I'm gonna get-
Oh, you're good! Alright! Clean run so far.
I will not be going for the...
...peri-he's because this guy's got different frames.
And he's faster, and...
Yeah, no, the peri's are faster. Like the actual base game peri's.
But they're sick, but I just don't think it's smart.
It's just not when it's fucking 2 peri-hum 2.
Well, like, you're bonded to Emerson, that's my LB.
God, it's not worth it.
Exactly, it's...
Fuck me.
I was mid swing, you want to make a cap?
Yeah.
I think I hit you with that.
Get in.
We got to back up more, don't press X.
I did.
I did.
Straight side next to me, I was like, oh, he wants to be on my side.
I am, but I'm not.
I know.
He's gonna charge, we can't.
I-I just can't believe you're waiting for me, or-
No, no, no, no, no, just standing here, just back up more.
Just fine.
I'm not standing here just waiting.
You said it next to me, scares me!
Okay, that shouldn't.
It does, because now he's going both of us!
Okay, pressing X, pressing X, pressing X, pressing X.
Oh.
And like, imagine if it's single player, then.
Like, he's just running at you, it's the same as single player.
Yeah, but at least he's targeting me, and not next to me, so I can at least...
You know pretty dodge
Like if you're next to me
He's not targeting me. He's targeting me. It's the same but it's still gonna it's still gonna clean me though
That's the same thing
No, not really if you're doing like a downward swing. I'm not like a lunge
Okay, I got a heal. I'm running to the other side of the map.
Oh, I'm still fucking soon. He is sprinting. I'm trying to get him to swing.
Okay, I did. Running away.
I'm really far. Let's keep running, keep running, keep running. I'm gonna do it here.
I don't like this. The rocks are rough here, actually.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Idiot.
No, I'm out.
I don't know why I jumped there.
Oh
My
So good
I'll tell you what is wrong with this rock, maybe this will be our heal spot, we'll just
use this shit.
Maybe we'll just use him right here and then we'll get like that.
No we don't need cheese, we'll kill him normal.
Sorry cheese I mean doing the game mechanics is like using range, is like using magic.
Ah, that would actually take longer if we kill him next time.
That's different.
That's a build as opposed to just...
...chasing the boss with like...
...breaking it and making it where it can't hit you.
Oh, here we go. Actually, you don't fuck it. Do it.
What?
I think that fucked me, I'm honest.
It did.
Alright, I do have to go to the faith church real quick.
For what?
We go to a book, and I never got the new spells.
Okay.
To pray?
I hope I can.
I don't know how expensive it is. It was like the Black Flame show.
At this point, I only watch Soda for Viki while gamer. She goes live on the 13th.
No, she won't.
She will be live on the 13th, gamer. You will not have to see me anymore.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Ha ha!
That hurt my soul, Kati.
That hurt my soul.
I know.
Finally.
My god.
Tell me what new spells you're gonna get.
Even in the Flarebook?
Huh?
Huh?
I said tell me what new spells you're gonna get.
Well, it costs 6,000, I wish they never died when we ran down that bridge.
I can't get it.
Yeah, my 5,000 souls are gone too.
That shit was gone regardless.
We were not going to farm 7k souls and then spend it.
No, it's 5 people once, 12 or 6k.
I know, but you should have went then.
Well, I forgot about it.
I don't remember if I had 5,000 cells to hold.
You did have 5k cells at one point.
I had it for 10 seconds and then...
Yeah.
Ow.
Ow.
What the fuck are these things?
Are you kidding me, BlizzCon?
I'm actually so excited.
I do wish you were going with me.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And originally, I guess I'll be live.
You will be live.
What the day after BlizzCon?
Are you back already?
Yeah, I'm here.
Uh, okay, hang on, I have to rest, I fucked up, I didn't mean to get you back that quick.
Uh...
Well, fuck, I'm an idiot, now I have to run all the way back, hang on a second.
Is this schedule a sub-network or a bus gone?
No. No. It's...
Yep, I hate, I hate World of Warcraft.
So, I don't know if y'all remember when I was like driving at the gym or whatever, and
I was sitting in the car and I was like super annoyed that NoPixel was being released on
the 8th.
I knew Vicky wanted a stream, there's a lot of things, but I knew Vicky wanted a stream
around that time and I just realized holy fuck this is gonna conflict with everything,
this is gonna be really AIDS to work around.
And I actually said you were thinking about streaming on Vicky, like the date that actually
lined up really well was the fucking 11th but that's September 11th you can't
fucking stop streaming for like a year and then come back on September 11th
guys I can't wait I love September 11th you can't do that so and then you can't
do on the 12th because that's fucking Blizzcon that's gonna be a lot of
announcements that's miserable so 13th is the date that it has to be which means
she can't go to Blizzcon so it's just unfortunate
smash it wasn't finished until like exact exact all the time
oh i knocked it
it's either we delay gta rp like fucking three weeks or i just missed this
phone and i don't really care to go for a day
especially because you're like you're you're shooting it
wait can i see that
what do you mean
like you're gonna be alive
I will be a
You got me distracted thinking about dates and shit fuck
What if I released a collar and a leash?
Did you wear that?
A collar on a leash?
I will not be wearing that.
A collar and a leash?
Really?
You wouldn't wear my merch?
I'll put it on our dogs.
no no it's for you I see okay all right we were focus no sure babe let's
focus up well hold on I gotta move my sandwiches because this fucking crust of
the brat is just this boss over my desk I have crossed everywhere okay this boss
dies if we just focus for a half a second
I wish it not be stuck here Drake barked why shouldn't soda I got off and like
like almost gave out is that it's kind of being old we gotta go through Jim that's
the sign of going to the gym is needed
oh my god they're saying cancer is there something no need cancer I don't
know focus up
Oh
Alright, let's go I'm letting you do it. Oh, okay
But these did you to learn is me. Oh all right
What happened to that guy could happen to anyone
Why do I keep jumping there?
Okay, I got a heal
You see how that attack intended for me to hit you because you thought me?
Just run straight back, yes.
Straight back.
There you go.
I got the aggro.
Nice!
I got the aggro.
I was watching uh, this one has a stream and you know what a machine gun, like in Dunlop's
even fighting style.
Uh huh.
Machine gun looks so nice.
It's very pretty.
I have no idea, I'm gonna heal here, I don't know if you want to get the sliver.
No.
No.
I got it. I got it.
Okay, watch out for the tail.
I have three heals left.
I should have a lot.
I have six.
Yeah.
Fuck.
I'm in one shot, right?
I have to run away.
This one, I just don't have any heals here, so.
I need that heals from you I got that thing I did
I didn't do anything.
Fuck!
Coming to you?
What am I gonna-
Heal? Heal? Heal?
Oh, really? Or no?
Yeah, you should top yourself and get it to me when we can, yes.
I'm low on heals, so I like-
You're gonna believe in it.
Wait, where you're topped?
It's like, it's zero wasted HP, so you should win this opportunity here.
here well but I told you I give more damage when I'm low that's not a thing
okay but you have to run my horse and I told you
isn't that parry? I did. Fuck. I'm gonna have to kill you here. I have one heal left so
You're gonna heal, I need to get that.
Nice, thank you.
Fuck, I dodged the wrong one!
The top one!
Okay, we got a top, we got a top.
Yeah, motherfuckers.
Oh, you were here.
Okay.
Good double.
Ziffy.
Nice, we're good.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Zippy nice for good
Tail spammer out here
Give me a small
I'm trying to like, keep his ass.
He's dead.
Good job, babe.
Very nice.
Fuck.
Yeah, like one HP.
Oh, I just killed a little bit, alright.
Wait, how is he able to cast the Lettuceera?
What? It's the Fig Cheaters?
Oh, plus 16.
Now do the south one. True. Yeah, I know. I've got my notepad here.
things that we have skipped. There's an AOE mob cave at the beach we can go do.
We have the Evergold's a mirror. There's a moor. That's big AOE yeah and my
whips too will help a lot. Let's do it. Let's do it. You want to do the cave? Alright let's go to the
beach. I'm totally down.
String, this is the first thing that we went in and realized we can't do this yet.
So we're gonna go back and do that.
It was, what is the best way to get, honestly, I think the best way to get there is Church
of Ella.
I think we just gotta run.
Ella, Ella, my umber, you know what I'm saying?
Yes, actually I do.
my um bravilla alla a a a I don't know she says X actually wait shouldn't we
have a teleport to the cave can we not do that I guess we can't teleport to the
cave of the boss or doesn't have one I don't know but I'm gonna just go there
I'll tell you if there's a grace
I need a seal, do you have a seal?
I do, um, I do have a seal.
Do you have a God one?
Yeah, it's the one that's expensive, it's all I have
Surprised you didn't have that, what did you do?
I do have those
You need one more level up?
Fuck yeah
I'm very close though, just
Can you look up more?
Let me pop my...
I'm gonna go into my spadeings.
You're invisible, by the way.
Uh, I'm invisible?
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
Well, there's no teleport here, by the way.
What the fuck, these mo-
teleport out and I'll run back are you at the church or the cave no I was at
the grace that you were at because I could hear you okay yeah I need a
thousand more souls how exactly do I have 12 strength oh is the rune arc is
it activated right now because we killed a boss a rune why is it activated
Oh, no, that means I can only use it until... Oh, fuck!
Yeah, I was gonna say, like, I shouldn't be able to use this torch right now. Alright.
Yeah, so you actually are a couple levels away.
Top left is Golden means activated. I just didn't know what activated from killing that boss.
Alright.
Interesting. I mean, I guess we get ways about it. It's fun.
If we just never die, we'll just always have that on.
Right?
You're right. And we're good at never dying.
We're extremely talented in get that.
like last time I died was what fucking forever ago last stream probably I didn't
die this true I just got knocked out
there's a reason my character came back to life true you see me right right
next to you yeah I see you a seat all right where the we ran past it yeah I
know but I just need a thousand more okay grind it out go ahead I'll go kill
I just go, these things die so easy, just go kill all the things.
I can't say easy, I feel like you're about to get fucked by those monkeys.
Not anymore.
Now, the whips I have is just so good.
Yeah, but I got to double whip now.
Alright. It's a big camp over here. Wait, wait, wait. Codex the turtle. Okay, all you.
I fucking can't kill him. I'll let you kill him.
I remember there was a massive A-reap all over here.
And didn't we already get this actual war?
That's not what we did! So maybe it was in a different...
...on-on-on direction, maybe?
Okay.
Alright, let's kill this guy.
Oh, shit. Okay.
I thought it's him, he's angry.
Is that enough?
Alright, that might be enough.
I think so, yeah.
Maybe I can all... yeah, pretty much.
Let's get the grace of the cave.
There is no grace in the cave.
There's no grace in that cave I'm telling you, okay
Am I gonna eat my words? I mean we never got it
Did we miss it then because we've been in here we went all the way to the boss and then we never got it
fucking god damn it right you're right I'm wrong whatever okay bad news I need
300 more
fuck what happened 300 more yeah okay stay here
Well
Basically you want attempt here
Well they could eat that here that lets me cast
Oh, you're still ancient.
Oh, that's weird.
Oh, that took all my mana.
is extremely weird in this game yeah when you have that is so weird it needs to
be an incantation I think or a sorry a seal otherwise I'd like why is it weird
we have to do here in the office here in my offhand I have to hold LB RB
otherwise unlike oh so you have to hold LB then cast well I think that's actually
normal. I think it's normal, is it not?
Well, but I'm doing my parry, and then I'm also doing my ash of war.
Is it not? LB?
Atreus cast of LB.
That's just how weapon catalysts work in Reforge. I think that's how it works in general.
Because of the parry mechanic that they added, so even with a seal, it's gonna be the exact same.
exact same. But I casted before with a seal and it was normal. Yeah, it's normal now.
With LB you cast? Now, now I do, yeah. LB otherwise. So you can't parry while you have
a seal on? No. Then you're offhand now. So isn't the
spear just better because of the fact you also can now parry? Yes, that's why it's
fucking busted that's why I was like how are you not liking that maybe I do go
that I just hate the spear attack itself I mean I'm sure there's other things to
use yeah there's another weapon like that any weapon that is it well the next
thing is can you adjust the ash of war and I'll check myself hang on
I
As very weird
What's that spear called again bottom branch
Why don't I see the right did I give you the rotten branch? No, I got my own
Right, why don't I see it? Oh
I see it here we go. Oh
Oh shit, it does rot build up, but you won't be able to ashore it.
So it's still, I only have, I can't do two affinities with it.
Yeah, well, I mean, I'd like to try to spear, but...
Still does rot. Pretty cool.
True, very true.
Are you ready?
Yes, soon.
Everything costs Gigamana, but there's ways to quickly restore it. Yep.
No, I'm just- It's a man a bit older.
There's a guy down there.
I think this way's enough.
It's yes or no.
There's a big pole here.
Oh fuck I got okay I did but I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm okay I'm gonna I'm gonna
all right we gotta get these ads down
okay kiss my tail and it actually is fucking nothing it's so little I'm done
Oh god, okay. Oh my god, there's so many mobs here.
Uh, I'm never using the jail ever again.
Oh my god.
Holy fuck.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Yeah, I am fucking those you right now.
Yep.
So this is the first thing we ever came in and we're like, no.
Haha.
No.
Wait, you went with 6000?
Yeah.
Why not?
It's 10k to level.
I'm not going to go far with 4000.
I've been just ditching tons of souls all the time.
You're so cool, Bam.
But what else are we going to do?
Go into your savings?
I have.
It's not going to give us a level up.
Alright, we have to actually clear here now.
Dude, my fire sword, I feel like, should be able to give up light, too.
Okay, so we're going in, I'm kind of weak already, I'm getting owned by these mobs.
Me too, I'm owned by them in the dark.
I'm dead, because I'm in the dark, because I thought my fire sword was a source of light.
It is not.
Put your lantern on your belt.
Okay, it uses like a minute of oil. I have a minute on it
Yeah, I'm just gonna die
Okay, we have a minute to full clear everything
Do you have a one-handed weapon you use torch hold it out
actually you know what using the torch for a we here is probably good I'm just
gonna use my torch I can't use that I blow okay
we honest to you is
yeah I don't want to go down because I went down and it fucked me up okay we're
I think they should pull you over.
Alright, this is your trick.
Here she was. How much better do you have for the boss now?
I'm taking the mana out.
Okay.
I'm gonna let you solo, it's all you.
Oh, what's left, mana.
Oh!
I saw that wall hit, Unforged.
Dude, I just got 2,000 souls.
What the fuck?
2,000?
I got one K. Yeah from everything here. I only got one K. Why'd you get doubled me?
We kill the exact same stuff. All right, go okay you first. Oh fuck
Tracer starts pulling fire. Maybe yeah
Wait, they don't know we can LOS or hide hide the bush hide the bush
They don't see us. We're good
Hopefully these guys walk over and we just burst them. I think we burst these guys
Okay, so I shouldn't I shouldn't blow no no save me versus thing versus thing
Okay, he's gonna die at poison
See that
I think it's one back here
I got I got my shit
it's a 1v1 here might be a little fucked up
oh
boys on them
Okay, one down.
Yeah, we just gotta be careful that we pool here.
I don't know, but let's sneak, keep sneaking.
There's nothing here, but where is he oh?
My god we take this
Yep, yep, yep
Yeah, we got a person sad I think I can throw a dagger at it
Okay, I didn't do it.
I fucked up.
Here he comes.
One of them's gonna die, I think.
Dude, the poison guy with always my feet is just such a creep.
I thought he died.
He's dead now?
Fuck, I'm gonna get bloodlust and die!
I know!
Fuck!
Get him on here!
Yeah, I know what fuck they do.
So the poison can kill them, but they're getting countered with their regen, so it's just
all it's doing is shutting down their regen, which is damage at the end of the day, but
yeah, you're right, we have to finish it.
Yeah, it's like the second mob that I'm like, where is that poison?
And then I'm just like...
Yeah, I assume they would die too.
my yeah can you make your poison do more I think it might scale with our pain
damage wise so eventually maybe our cane maybe it does static damage I don't
know I go again go again you want to jump down pull it off okay pull it off you
You fool it all, I, I blow.
Running up.
Come here.
I'm pulling out double whips here.
I'm so sorry.
I really don't think the fire helped in that room.
Oh shoot.
Alright.
All right.
Try this again here.
All right.
We don't want to suck him yet kill the free ads over here
Oh, oh
I'm a little group up little group up. I'm get oh shit. Okay, maybe breathe. Can you breathe charging?
Fuck oh
Oh, I'm super low
Yeah
Yeah, this boss is just annoying how many fucking ads I don't I don't like it when
boss's difficulty is just based on their being an insane amount of attacks
so right can we can we zug to the boss you think we can try okay it's fucking
just like we just run right now yes go I'm right behind you don't you do not
hit why just run into the wall don't press Y we're actually know you'd press
That's why you push white.
Okay, okay.
Alright, fuck, I thought it maybe would suck me in, it did not.
I will say it pulled because the guys were screaming at the door.
Ohhhh.
Have I seen this aggro?
Okay.
So we do have to clear.
Yes.
Arcane poison build vs. adds.
I mean, I've got bleed as well.
Uhh...
Maybe it's better if I go claws in the boss room and just burst
Actually, yeah, that's probably better even with the aoe range. I think we're moving quickly is more important
Try they can okay, well whips here for sure, okay
Only everything I think I got most everything
Fuck it, right here's fine.
A couple more coming.
Why is he not hitting that guy, the fuck?
It's just a big guy now.
It's not my day.
Oh wow.
I can't see shit okay, I like to watch out
I hold on let me heal but one more guy feels like
it's a fucking thing in here you're like a massive
I know.
I know.
They can invisible wall in front of me.
Yeah, come here.
Let's just group here a little bit.
How many healers are you down?
Don't worry about it.
I'm not even going to get to use the healer in this boss fight.
I'm going to try daggers for this.
Oh, see now it pulls me in.
So I might be able to burst.
I should be able to burst because that's way faster.
I mean guys come on
Yeah, it's all right here you go
There they go
No, no, no, no, oh, okay
This is the big burst angle
Oh fuck it boss here
Okay one down
Another one down
Okay, that's gonna get a boss on me. It's just the app try and kill it
I'm dead there's like five more ads coming your way
I got creeped. Alright, I fucked up.
Oh no, the weapons, that worked.
The claws?
The claws, yeah, they're really good for this.
Dude, I hate that my fucking sword, that's on fire, and she's not.
Yeah.
He's on fire.
Yeah, it's tough. We just gotta fuck man if I didn't die to that blood loss that one time we would have had it I
Like two heels left as well, and it was just one little mini fucking boss left. That's it
Yeah, all right, I'm pulling I know you're loading
Burning up now.
Okay, right here.
I'm stuck, I'm stuck on you.
Alright, one heal for me I think is enough.
Alright, try this again.
Didn't pull you?
Oh, no, I didn't.
Well, they didn't pull the boss.
I think you did. I did.
Okay, let's wait. Let's wait. Let's wait. We don't want the boss near.
I don't know if that's juicy. If I start loading up my R2.
Yeah, it's juicy, but...
We could take this one guy, but I just don't like the boss being oh, hello
Okay
Even think it's a boss. Oh, is it a wife? I don't know yet
Bosses on me
fuck oh my god I'm gonna get blood loss and die again
can I just fight running I'm killing out you know
oh my god it still killed me half my health I'm dead
fuck! the blood loss where the hell... yes the blood loss I got hit and the blood loss is more than half my health
right what if they don't know I'm here
yes
he knows oh yeah he knows
oh my god
He's extremely fast, yeah
Oh
See how she blocks and dodges we need that I know you're right
I'll work on it.
I'm literally not.
I'm not.
Their AI is very smart when it's meant for full six people.
I'm pulling shit.
that's what I'm talking about.
of
I can't I can't carry like secure a pair of this
um the torch and yeah that's fucked it's like this towel's gonna rubber okay okay I think
I think I heal us here. It's worth it.
I think they're walking and the boss isn't walking here.
No, he didn't. Oh, see, they're not even coming here. That's why.
How do we want to go about this?
So, you're gonna, you're gonna, without the rock, and you're gonna throw it at that guy right here.
Oh, actually, actually, he's dodged.
He's coming, he's coming, he's coming.
You want to burst him?
No.
Yes, right?
No, no, don't burst him, he's gonna fucking scream.
we do this then accept the other one screaming okay one down boss is here boss
is gonna be on me he's on you
It's looking at you! It's looking at you!
Okay, another round down.
They're all dead, and she starts from the boss.
Hey, that almost gave me an entire fucking...
...your boss.
Fuck! Goddamn it!
Yeah, they're lost.
So I wasn't even bloodlust, I got killed by auto attacks, I'm just not good at dodging this fucker.
So with that, I don't even know what they are.
He has the spin, and he's got like...
And it takes so fucking long to get here to practice him.
I'm also taking a lot of hits when I'm killing the adds, cause I'm trying so hard to kill him quickly.
Like I'm just rushing it.
Cause I- it's the better thing to do.
Oh fuck. Oh, okay I got through.
Where are they, what the fuck?
How the fuck are they?
Oh my god.
That's the worst if he doesn't get fucking staggered.
Yeah, it's because once he gets in it's all scrambled.
Oh.
Oh my god.
Okay, it's a little cooked.
It's very cooked.
It's very cooked.
It's very cool. It's so cool. It's so cool. Second hallway.
I'm on a fire!
I'm dead. I was trying to swap the dual wield whip.
Real quick reset.
Yeah, real quick reset.
Real quick reset.
All right, I have a potentially a new idea I don't think we changed the ideas here. Oh
What the fuck?
This is our best bet
That didn't hit him
kill us
god damn it
sorry I didn't see nobody saw
I
There's three near
We're going.
All right.
Well, I have three heels left.
I know you have six.
All right, come here.
What makes you think that?
Because I've done all the healing on you.
Come on.
No, I was looking at the back.
I didn't pull me in, I'm clean now.
Okay, alright.
Hey, can you drop for me my scythe?
Because I got on my other character in all this room.
Yeah.
Somebody do it right here?
Yeah, right?
The wingside
Got it appreciate that oh wait, I did have it I'm fucking blind
They're all showing up boss included
Three two one go
I'm trying to get away
fucking got a stamp oh god babe I'm so fucked I can't heal yes you can not dead
all right after after pretty much that we pulled the other shit oh god no it was
me it was me trying to run it was me I watched it have it I'm dead
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
God this is miserable!
Yeah, yeah.
That's completely out of heels.
Oh shit, yeah, yeah.
Alright, uh, thinking, I'm thinking.
Nope, nothing's coming to my head.
I just have to keep going until we just get it.
It's that simple.
Fire, exchange of life, exchange of those accessions.
Did you pull?
No, I'm just pulling one guy right now.
Alright, I'm right around.
Oh, shit.
Can they be coming?
oh my hello they came in from behind and started that's so annoying
That's not that good we each heal here I think send one
I have four left me too that was a not ideal
that's not that's not bad because I typically die with four classes anyway because I can't
get it off because they just
in my face
yeah
okay
okay they come
i'm doing it i'm doing it right
okay fuck it
oh my god
i'm
sucking
Okay, three down boss just boss. I just don't
We love this campfire
Now the blood loss
I have one heal left.
It's a very not ideal.
Ooooooh!
I double the...
Okay.
Okay.
Oh my god!
He fucking stabbed the air, so I...
I didn't know it's more... God damn it!
They get fucked by parrys pretty hard.
And all but just the frames they're so fast. I know
Oh, that's so good. Yeah
Yeah, time has been flying. I went live late, and I think I was watching videos for two and a half hours
I've been live for five hours already. Oh my god. Yeah
I don't know how I'm gonna
You have a very long time to do it.
I have...
If you have more than three days, that to me is a very long time to fix it.
No, sure. I can fix my sleep schedule, but how am I going to... how am I going to trade myself to wake up at that time?
Oh, right. That's a...
I don't have a routine.
Okay, we need to back up other... because this guy's through. We have to back up.
I'm backed up. I'm backed up.
Yep.
Here, here.
Uh, um...
What the fuck are you doing?
Yeah, I'm just flipping them.
Hate that attack.
Oh, thank god you did that.
Uh, I think we might each just send a heal here to top ourselves.
Let me see.
Let me do one.
Yeah, I think it's worth.
You gonna press X?
Okay, so I'm sad.
I think you get pretty much full value out of it.
All right.
Oh, these two guys are coming?
The boss is not?
Oh.
Should I swing?
Look, I'm swinging.
I did, I did, I did.
He's coming.
Oh, god.
Does he know?
Does he know?
No, they don't know, but they're all on their way.
I don't know if we do. No, we don't. Especially not now. But I'm leaving.
Really dude?
Oh, it didn't work.
Okay, now.
Okay, two down. That's good.
Back up back up back up back up
Hey, you're gonna have boss on you I'm killing the ad
Harry's are big it's us
Okay, we just have to bury you like 20 times.
Now, just 20 times more.
I think we send one heal, I'm gonna do it.
Value's there.
How's your blood loss coming up?
It's 30%.
It is going down pretty quick, but...
Yeah, no, we waited out.
I'm just, how do we want to do this?
How many mobs is it?
We definitely won't.
one guy and then and then uh... yeah
i have the i can throw the dagger
how did you do that what you do
you probably want to rock
uh... i'm gonna eat i'm gonna eat a glass shard
you look like a rock
I have a I have a pot I can throw
Okay, all right, but it's like maybe we go maybe we're going for that question
You don't even need to be in a push
Maybe do because we're gonna pull and I'm gonna put them on here
Okay, so I'm gonna swing
Okay, they heard that they're coming
Everyone's shelling out.
See, that's where I swung, so they just go to that location, but maybe they'll...
I know you're tempted.
No, no, no, no, no, I don't think we...
No.
I don't think it pulls the boss by itself.
I'd imagine he pulls everything.
How do we want to do this?
Can I swing here?
Oh!
It's not who I wanted to pull but...
If it's just him, maybe...
No, no, no, there's no one coming.
But honestly, it might just be these two, I didn't take it.
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
You ready to take this guy?
Oh, he fooled.
Gads are coming. A lot of them.
Okay.
Bosses on me?
I'm gonna separate the acid a lot.
Alright, you're bossing on that.
Yeah, fucking safe.
One of this?
You bossed on me still.
Okay, okay. One up down. I have five more adds coming.
Okay. This is me and the boss.
Period!
I am.
Oh my god, he's fast.
Number add down.
Okay.
Well, I lost Frog, well, okay.
I only have one heal left.
I don't know if we can.
I think they're almost dead, god I fucking need to get them back.
When I left?
Alright, I'm dead.
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
I can't do it.
Yes, you can.
Oh, god, I get hit by that.
Remember, parry's.
I remember, I remember, but I can't do it.
You have the whole room.
I mean, I can't fire.
You can't say that.
You can't say that.
Dude, you're saving up for failure.
Okay.
I can't see! I can't see!
No, my blood vessels are gonna flop.
It's rocked. Oh yeah, it's fucking rocked. Yeah. Okay, got it.
I was just trying so hard to dodge and I maybe I should have fucking just fought him
I feel like I'd be better at living if I actually just fought and did damage and parried
Like just sitting there only dodging trying to kite is it is can't do it versus him
try that again. Yeah. I'm not a lamp or also. Yeah, I hear
Coming up with a torch.
fuck, holding gun to me not bad, not bad
No, I don't think you do okay
Okay, the swing maybe you swing in the bush, but one of them does come into the bush when
pass back. Oh, okay, that's... send in...
Aw...
Try to get boss on me here. He's on you, he's on you.
Everything's on me!
Want to add down?
Running in? Just keep running, keep running.
Aw, that's fucking long.
We did not.
Oh, fuck.
Okay, another rat down.
Another rat down.
Paws is on me.
I mean, I don't see a reality where we do this any other way, though, I mean, I don't
see a reality where we do this any other way, though.
we can do it like we just have to get to where we're at but like it just takes
forever it's just so honestly boring and frustrating but boring I should say
boring but like frustrating like this is the best way to do it
It's frustrating, this is so much setup. We have to clear this whole room with this bullshit,
try to knock it in. We have to fucking single pull the bullshit. Try not to get hit and
We have to single pull the pull, and it's stealth, it's dumb.
It's fucking dumb.
It's not a really A to E that we need, it's like we- I have the whips, but the damage isn't quite there.
To make it more amusing.
Where I still use claws for the burst itself.
We do.
But like, killing that Frostboss won't make this easier if we just change the order.
We could do that.
Remember, everything does scale up, kind of.
I'm going to try stabbing way over here.
Seeing if that pulls...
Okay, that didn't pull the boss, I don't think.
Yeah.
You want to plug this?
I want to wake up in my sleep.
So we can't scream.
Hey sleep?
Oh they got their screen, their screen.
I just got to get me with that aim.
I think you're gonna pull that side of you.
You're right. Back it up, back it up, back it up.
Oh that interrupt saved me.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
I'm on the ants?
Aww, yeah, that's you.
Oh god, it's healing.
Yeah, fine.
Like I can maybe just take this.
I can't.
Oh my god, oh my god.
yeah like I can maybe take this down on you but that's not no that's not yeah
that's my fault I gotta not go over there
Oh, what the fuck?!
Ow.
No, the bosses are, this is based on Elden Ring and we're just failing.
all right let me try this again
these ads have more fucking speed on that target yeah it's little it's based
at least allow me now.
Ah fuck.
Oh no.
Ah, okay.
I'm down. I didn't see this guy back here.
We could just come back, you know?
I mean, we could, but there's no point.
Well, there kinda is, cause like, one more level I can get like, the seal.
Yeah, but you even used the whip and it just used all your minutes. I don't think that helps that much
Okay, all right
Yeah, at this point I feel like we have to method down by resetting
You just kind of forget that knowledge check I don't really know what we gain
I'm going to do a different boss and gaining like 5,000 souls, right?
We'll have to come back to this for a very long time.
So very long time then yeah it's different.
Let's give this one a last attempt and it was clear.
I love all this advice if you're telling us to just run to the ballpark, things guys.
Very smart, very cool.
Very helpful, yeah.
I want to shot this in my face.
Yeah, I'd stop reading the chat a while ago.
Okay.
That's a lot of motherfuckers here.
I can fire grenade it.
Fire 3, 2, 1.
Okay, couple are dead.
Yep, I killed someone right here.
Boss on me.
I think that might be good.
Okay.
Watch your bloodlots.
Oh.
I think I just have to drink.
I can't fucking help me out.
I have to do it.
Yep.
Well, that's propped.
I forgot to do it to my health, fuck.
God, that region is crazy.
I'm bleeding just fucking much.
Alright, sleeve, screw this, this is awful.
No.
Add any idea.
Okay.
I'm pulling everything here, right?
Oh yeah, I mean, it doesn't change anything about it.
You want to try to fit?
It's just, as soon as you do that, they're going to call shit at the gate, even if you
want to try to fit.
Oh, this.
I'm going to pull everything up, and we're just going to run to the gate.
Yeah.
That aim all run up?
That's too slow.
Just holding them kind of back here?
Tell me when it's clear.
I'm telling you right now.
I'm looking.
I'm kind of pulling through okay go on go on
All right, I'm pretty sure you're gonna get bug going on we're both in
Okay, oh possible
Oh my god, I'm dying for that.
I'm getting owned by an ad babe.
I'm trying to zug it.
I'm just dead.
You died?
The other boss is here.
Oh, maybe not.
I'm trying to sort the killings quickly.
I'm dead to bloodlots.
I actually like that skip though.
Alright, let me do it again.
I could have done I lost all my health to a random mob because I was just trying to
Zuck it as much as I could
Are you whipping?
One of them
I think they're coming up. I don't know. They're at the hallway now.
I'm gonna kill them right now, not a lot of them came up. Oh, right. Okay.
the
the
the
Go ahead and go, I'll be behind you.
Okay, did they're clean boots and stuff?
Okay.
Uh, I'm getting fucking shot, I'm getting fucking shot.
Boss on you?
got one add in boss on me here okay I think for now two ads on me boss on you
Hitting him? Hitting him?
I'm sure I'm not.
Fuck!
The blood you pulled?
I'm okay, I'm okay, I'm okay.
I just can't fucking recover! It's two adds still.
Hitting an add?
I
Add down
Oh, that's our down
Fuck
I have one heal left. I can't really... come in. I still like him back here.
Another one.
Probably send it here.
Fuck.
No, I'm one.
I'm the Rock of Fuck, Rock of Fuck.
Okay, that's all my heals I die next to.
Yep.
I have warming stones if we can kill this though.
I think we how many ads are fucking left
Yeah, the town has been also like I did this doesn't heal at all
It's just roar it's the problem is when you pull them they roar and they pull it
Like I do have throwing knives
I got a lot of them actually, that's 20.
How far to throwing knives go?
I don't know.
Are you ready?
Yeah.
I'm not after killing him.
Okay, boss is on me, I'll tell you if he turns, he's still on me, he's good, he's just looking
at me, still looking at me.
You might get off with the pillar.
You still on me?
Okay.
Two out of five, three.
Okay.
All right, two out of five, three.
What's happening?
He's hallowesting.
He's still looking at me.
All right, I have an idea for how to kill him.
Okay.
I'm gonna get my spear out, and I'm gonna fucking range him.
Okay.
Just keep fighting.
Well, he's gonna target you soon as you hit him.
Are all the adds dead?
Yeah, they're all dead.
Oh fuck!
Like, I will not kind of grab him. He will fucking get... I will fuck up at some point.
Through a knife at him?
Throwing knives? Hit em?
Oh no. No, no, no, no.
I am one.
I paired him.
Okay, okay
He's taking 5 corners at the room.
Okay.
Yeah, he gets on him.
Ugh.
Running away.
He's on you again.
I think he's back on me.
Oh, shit.
I can't throw daggers at him.
He's on me, he's on me, he's on me.
He's big time on me.
Oh god.
Running back here.
No, stop!
Hit him.
He's on me.
Oh no.
Okay, it's not gonna work anymore.
Hit him?
Is that me?
Oh no.
Okay, it's just... it's not gonna work anymore because I somehow became clean.
And I don't have no plan after my manager raised first, so...
I have my dagger, I can throw at him.
Just chipping him.
I'm dead.
Oh! Oh my god! Oh my god!
Oh, the bloodless watcher saved me!
Oh my god!
Is he on your way?
He's on me.
He's roaring.
He's so good.
You have your due tiles been on?
My health is going up, I might be able to actually take a hit now.
I absolutely do not get what I do have is this now.
Okay.
Big.
Oh, pull off.
Stop, watch, stop, watch, stop.
It's not big.
Oh, fuck.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
Okay, I got it. Son you
You're me, I can't
Massive
I'm dead, no, I greeted that so bad, yeah.
Fuck, okay.
You have to parry it.
I don't want to be back here, babe.
I don't need it.
Fuck it.
Oh my god.
Fuck it.
I can, but...
I don't like the spot.
I wanted to swap to the- I had other daggers to throw, and I was swapping to them when
you died.
It's so many to throw
Oh, I was gonna try and get there with like more health
I was gonna say
Be a lot more doable if I just
Well, I had my face
Yeah 15 days old for that I
Have so many darts. I'm just gonna throw here if we can get to fuck. I had like 25 darts
I was gonna dump who's really close because yeah, I even got in poison so many things
Uh, we're pulling them. Let me reset everything
Maybe I'll go to the head of the spear like I actually level it up. I like that I can't do anything
Yeah
That's Rod as well.
Can I jump down?
Oh.
Yeah, we can make it.
They're right behind us.
They're not. Oh, they fucking are.
I'm out. Wait.
Alright, here we go.
Everything's full?
I'm fucked.
That's a life.
I
Should have committed I
Y'all understand I cannot go through the door at the same time as her
It it only works
Randomly sometimes it's we don't understand why and so
It's so aids
Sometimes we both go in sometimes it doesn't but usually doesn't fucking work
So the reason I ran back out was to try and get them to like
CC them farther away
Just kill everything again
And we can try out how people everything we'll see how it looks when I come out
of
I'm running back up, are we clearing or are we you want to go through the door you can't
I don't know I'm right here at this point clearing
I can't reach me, I need to reach me.
Oh!
No.
Well, I'm down two heals.
Actually more than two.
it doesn't matter if you just you just won't take any damage yeah surely I see
now pulls is both great
when they come here I'm gonna I'm gonna tail with no actually not I'm a light
Okay
Well, they're all showing up
They will be
Ready on you
Okay one at down boss on you
Boss is on me.
I've drawn to the pillar.
Just boss.
I'd like to heal.
Let's go around here and heal.
You're healing.
I-I sent it.
Did she get it? Or no?
Okay.
Fuck, I can't see.
Okay, I'm just being bad.
I just...bad. Panicked.
I like...
I don't like the spirit though.
I could have leveled up if it's not him.
Have you spent any of your sombers?
Is it a somber?
It's a somber because you can't put an ash on it or whatever.
I have not.
So yeah, you'd have all your sombers. Go level it up if you want.
You want to try it here?
I don't.
Alright, that way here.
Aw, fuck, can I even leave from here?
I don't know.
Ash is too big? No, it's uh, you can't put- you can't adjust the ashes on...
What are they called? Weapons that use somber smithing stones to level up.
And yeah, dagger, F.P., I totally should use while hiding. The problem is, swapping at mid-combat, but you're fucking right, I should be using dagger.
and spitting the FP on it.
You can, but they need to be level 3 ashes.
Really?
So could I add poison to a somber weapon?
In that case?
Okay, so we have to gamble the ash and hit it level 3.
I didn't know ashes had levels.
Oh, wait, did I put this?
Hold on, will this work?
Let me see something.
Hold on, will this work? Let me see something.
Oh, shit!
Oh, that's gonna be really weird doing, but okay.
I didn't know I could two-hand this weapon from my off-hand weird, okay.
Alright, you ready?
Yeah.
Alright, would you get it too?
That's for a somber that's good
Are you killing me? I mean we have to pull regardless
Yeah, but
us I
Kill
Motherfuckers.
Big guy coming.
Massive nooks, Jesus.
You're massive, you noobs, Jesus.
Want to send one heal.
Oh, okay.
Oh, it pulled us both again.
Oh, it pulled us both again.
Uhhh...
Didn't pull the boss. No, I didn't.
Fuck!
Oh!
Hey, nice.
Two rats down.
Someone up the hill.
Okay.
Running back. One other pillar.
Nice.
Oh fuck.
Dammit.
I'm going to heal on the pillar.
Fuck.
At least we get a decent angle to do that.
I'm behind the pillar, I'm going to heal as soon as I get to me.
Alright let's just do this.
Alright, I can't go too far away.
Hey, I can get him alive and start bossing him.
Alright, I can't go too far away.
Oh my god, how did you stop bossing on me?
There he goes on me.
I can't, so I should get him.
Attack him.
Oh, he's on you.
I'm sorry, he's got fucking animation on him.
Fuck!
Oh my god!
No way.
I just got hit twice, plus both of us.
Left, dude.
got this pillar is so nice I've never been more familiar with the room in my life in
fucking Elden Ring.
I feel like I'm playing Blower Enos.
Yep, this is it.
I think we have something called, like,
we have a thing that can remove a club boss.
I gotta start using that.
Oh, a porch.
That's crazy.
Yeah, that's where he is.
They have fucking Darkest here and they hate that we can't even answer anything about oil.
Yeah.
It's cool.
I mean, you still have the other mobs to kill.
That too.
And the other boss.
Okay, you're able to last a long fucking time. I just need to live.
Just let you wither right now.
I'm also not fun fighting with them, so...
Ugh.
How hard, how good is Shield? I'm pretty sure...
At least whenever I block or try to parry and I don't do a perfect parry, I still take Bloodloss.
Yeah, that's a good parry.
If you do a bad parry, you just get hit and take damage.
So a good parry, you still take Bloodloss, but no damage.
So, I would imagine if I use a shield it would count as like, it would just fuck me.
Nice.
We're killing her.
I mean, I don't want to, but it's the only thing we can fuck.
The right-hand side of my rickshaw is very nice.
Oh my god.
That's right, we didn't kill him.
I got lucky twice there it is
God fucking damn this is annoying.
No, no, no, we got it at this point.
What the fuckers?
It's just a nuke.
Okay, just sneak through the door.
You don't have to kill a big guy.
Alright.
Okay.
They're all in their way.
I'm not full health, but...
You want to send this?
I'm going to send it right here.
Okay, two ads are down.
Welcome to the area, friend.
Okay, this boss is going to die in a second.
Alright, they're all dead.
I just gotta heal.
Fuck me.
Oh my god.
Get over here.
Oh shit.
You can get behind this pillar.
He's like stuck, I think.
Oh.
God, I can't hit him.
I died a blood loss here.
Alright.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
I just can't, I just, my brain can't fucking do it.
I'm actually, I'm tilted.
I'm very tilted.
I think I've been tilted to be honest.
No, I'm not going to do it this time.
I don't want him to hear.
Like, easy easy, and it's like, I'm just playing so scared that I'm failing everything.
I'm playing scared. I don't do well playing scared and that's what I'm doing
How do we until you I don't I can do a funny joke
I need to stop being a bitch this fucking
I mean we did it the one time go fuck it. Let's see what happens
Okay
That's why I'm spamming it. Oh my god. I'm in a fuck
Okay, I have the boss on me
Alright. And two adds.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Okay.
Okay, fold everything.
I see that.
Hey, one add down.
Oh, god.
I'm gonna tell you right now, this is not ideal. What's happening right now?
Wait, I think we double flip off.
Yeah, no we didn't.
Aw, god.
So you're not playing scary, so this is a good thing, right?
I'm not. It doesn't fucking matter.
It matters.
I'll go to the next one.
That's so bad.
Oh, wait, that was not okay.
Okay.
They're so fast I had to get it Samina.
But I- I one shot this guy, so he could kill us here.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Fuck.
I'm off the right time to get chatter.
Alright.
Try and skip this shit again.
Can we stealth?
Maybe we can just drop down and see what we got.
What the fuck?
Okay.
Oh my god, I'm hitting the fucking wall.
It's worrying what was going on
I actually love that yeah
We can leave
Now if we get fast-forward time we could just wait for the do tell us when to heal us up
Cause I have all my flasks in just one HP.
Maybe take this time to open up YouTube and watch like a Beaver Dam video and that will put you in a great mood.
It would not. It's fucking annoying right now. It was so annoying.
I think I just chuck a flask here and not get hit.
Yeah fuck it. Minus one.
I hope that's enough. Okay. Oh
Okay
Oh, I got hit by the boss boss on me. I don't think I live this
Bosses on you I think
I'm one. Do I just shine heal or shine something?
Yeah, you just heal. You're gonna fucking die, no?
Okay, alright, alright, yeah.
Adds here.
Yeah, I know it.
Boss on me.
This fucking sphere sucks balls.
Boss is coming. I'm running my body. Boss is coming.
Oh no, there he is.
Oh, this is so fucked. This is not it.
Okay, it's just so fucked.
Lost on me.
Which one? There's two.
What, there is? Oh, yeah, no. I'm wiping it.
This is not it, okay?
If this isn't for 4 to 6 people, and there's 2 of them, plus 20 adds, this is like a fucking unixie rate.
This is endgame.
It feels like it.
But people saying, every time I look back, do something else, don't do this, do something, I just get annoyed.
And it makes me petty and I just want to keep ramming my face into this over and over.
It's okay. Listen, they might not understand how difficult this is.
Oh, they say do something else. They probably do understand this. I don't know why that makes me so mad.
They don't understand.
Fell.
Are you still resin?
No, I'm right here.
Are you invisible? Are you invisible for me?
No, I'm still right here. Oh, I see.
There
Okay, so you want to leave I
Would love to but I know you're like committed so I'm down to stay
Uh, where do we go next instead?
I mean, let's do this last attempt, last attempt, last attempt, already.
I think I'm already clear of the name.
That hit me.
of
I think we've sent it here right?
No.
Oh, boss.
Oh, have to.
Yeah, I think they've walked in the melee.
I'm trying to get boss off you, he's on me.
I'm gonna break them down.
Fuck god damn it
No, don't hit it you take don't do it
All right sleep somewhere let's go somewhere else fucking fuck
I know you get a drink and just like mentally reset that is tilted me beyond belief
You when you say a drink do you mean like a?
So, frozen my breda?
Oh guys, he doesn't drink beer.
It's not cool enough for him.
Make him listen to diggy diggy hole bro he fuckin he'd walk upstairs and I don't want to say it.
Is my good of you?
I don't really have one in America.
It's kind of all just...
Okay, so where are we going hi so let's go try that frozen guy right oh the
ever jail okay can't port are we in combat yeah with the monkeys I don't
see can't put in the cave I'm walking out
all right well that ever jail is south of us and marked okay so teleport to the
fourth short fourth church of barricade short short chart chart
they were going north right Caleb time no I up
What's it got that Mexican coke you ordered the other day for yesterday
Where did bottle I got excited? Oh, absolutely not
Said like a song like a corona absolutely not
He's too old to daydream too old to daydream
Is it yeah
You in okay, all right only thing I remember is when he pulls his weapon out. It's actually a pump moment
Jesus fuck
Wow. Well, back up. I'm going to heal you to full if you back up, but please don't do
I used to use everything there.
I used everything there, I used everything there, I used trash.
You're not fucking trash.
You need to take a battery.
You gotta recharge.
Maybe watch some punisher?
Ah!
Oh, oh my God!
I have a...
I'll try that again, I need to not get hit by her fucking cleave, just constantly spinning
and hitting everything around her.
I
Your Mexican coke fucking delicious the cocaine
Yep, I do feels good
All right, where's this freak?
That's a full bar of frost buildup.
All right, warm yourself up, warm yourself up, take your torch out.
Does that actually work?
I don't think so.
No, I don't think so.
I don't think so.
No, I don't think so.
It was cool there, right?
That was cool.
Oh, my God.
That's tough.
Oh
Damn
Oh, oh, oh!
Oh, you're gonna frost me.
Yeah, you're gonna frost me.
Goodbye world!
Oh, you rolled it.
Oh no.
There's a lot of perfect areas there, Jesus.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
You
So how was your day, babe?
It was phenomenal. It was great. It was a good day
It really was remember I was like man, I'm having a great day today
I was like the first five minutes of me being on your channel
I was like, I hope you guys have a great day, too. I know and now it's gone and now I'm taking it back
I hope I hope everyone stays going shit
Yeah, that's about sums it up, that's where I'm at.
I'll be honest, I think it's from my controller's game, real today.
I think I'm gonna break it on Godward last night.
Stuck in a tree.
That's poison on
And it's here
All right back
Big damage there though.
Had a lot of heals left as well.
I'm dead, nice try, nice try, yeah a lot of damage there this time around I just got
I bursted and died. I didn't recover. I think I missed a parry or something.
Absolutely doable though.
You know, we'll give you some good vibes.
My vibes are great. I'm good now.
But you know, how your vibes could be even better?
How?
Actually, no.
What are you singing?
I'm not.
Aw, fucking goddammit.
Alright.
Is there really no way to- can you try hitting me?
No, I just go pull the boss and hit me.
It's fine.
I was trying to hit me with the frostbreath, is that all I just, decimated me.
Any typical melee swing?
I just had an interest.
God damn it.
Alright.
I'm just gonna let you 1v1 so I can like heal and not waste.
Oh yeah, perfect. Back up, if you can.
There we go.
Oh, that hit me.
What? What? What? What the hell?
I would not do it.
Hold on there, I got a crazy idea.
I'm looking, I'm looking for my idea.
I'm one.
This is my last yields.
I think I just let you play.
I'm gonna get a fight something and we just seal together cause I'm just too low on heals.
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
She's gonna frostbite the good heal.
I'm worried about it.
I'm gonna heal!
I'm talking to you, I'm talking to you, I'm talking to you.
Fuck.
Man, he healed himself.
Fuck.
In the head.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, that's a different attack, okay.
Oh my god, guys, what is that new moose that I didn't see that in my playgroup?
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
She does spam that, it actually might be base-eldering.
No, it blew their minds. They thought it was base-eldering all along.
Oh
God fucking
Okay, that's a reset kill me no
No, no, don't die to that. That's embarrassing. Let's just go and come on. I'd rather just reset car. All right, hit it
What I was gonna be bug oh
I'm letting you one. I'm letting you. No, I don't know if it is
The health is going down all you want
I got to heal the fall.
There we go.
There we go.
Wow, that would have been fucking crazy down there.
I don't know how I looked at that.
I don't know how I looked at that.
Fuck, I got greedy.
I don't know.
I don't know how I lived that.
Alright.
Mmm.
Oh
That face to is miserable
Yeah, I'm just gonna start I'm just gonna self-heal
I need more uptime on seeing this, I'm just getting no practice on phase 2.
Trying to squeeze the heals out but yeah, I just need to fucking live myself.
Sorry, I appreciate you trying to min-max but sometimes you can't.
God, this stupid fucking worm.
So far, not bad. Not a bad start.
of
There's a tornado, too?
No, there's a tornado.
Oh, fuck me.
Oh my god.
Oh, hello.
Yeah, you got a fairy one time.
Oh my god.
Heels.
She's don't even know how to get in there.
Oh, okay.
Oh, okay.
Oh, okay.
Oh, okay.
Oh, okay.
Oh, okay.
Um, that's a PB.
Yeah, you're right, that is.
I gotta swap to the whips, I think, versus shit.
It's the extra range in itself.
I think it's just gonna cheese her down.
I should have swapped earlier.
because I can't even get close but with whips I can just eat the fuck out of her
yeah it's not cheese isn't it yeah you said there is no cheese yeah
play downside is the whips have like a long attack animation
I didn't know you were going to start it.
There's also these guys.
What the fuck?
Oh shit.
Why are they here?
Well maybe it's a good thing I can get this guy to spit on top of you, right?
Maybe.
Do you see that guy's hole?
His eye.
This is an eye.
Oh, that's an ant?
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
All right.
There's a little bit of that.
There's something that needs to be.
Oh, he's crawling right towards you.
Take your time.
That's just a little bit of damage.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Another one here.
You think I'm a pernice?
That's another one.
God, what is this shit?
There's actually like eight.
Oh my god, there's something looking down.
Oh my god, I was scared.
I was scared.
This is fucking dumb.
Are we not?
Are we in the Evergo or not?
I don't know.
I'm scared.
What the fucking damage?
There's a ghost.
We're actually- let's just kill ourselves.
This is gonna take way too- this is stupid.
The boss doesn't even spawn.
Yeah, we should kill ourselves.
Why not?
We should kill ourselves.
We should kill ourselves.
We should kill ourselves.
We should kill ourselves.
Come on, yeah, we should kill ourselves quite a bit.
Jesus.
There we go.
Yeah, I just fucked the fuck out entirely there.
Maybe the worms are the boss.
No.
Okay
Let me take the torch off
All right
All right, now don't start this just wait
You're fucking kidding me
I didn't start it.
I know you didn't.
It's just fucking pure RNG, there's just nothing else to it, it just happens.
Alright, trying not frost me, but I know you can't do much about it.
Close.
Big.
Okay, we're good.
That's crazy range.
That's not worth doing, because the next kill is really just not.
All right.
I'll be down here.
God, that's fast.
I just got a big dick in chat.
I'm dead.
That was fucking the next ring.
Where? It clearly got automated.
It was it was the entire chat
Where'd you see it?
Do you not see my actions like no no nope nope nope nope
Yes, I'm gonna check I'm in Chattery. I mean, why don't I want to see this shit a
Big fucking dick. I don't want to see it. I don't want to see this shit just timed out
Wow, larping is gay. Wow
It's not about the it's just every all of it. He has streamer mode. I mean I guess yeah, I don't know you tell me
This they I don't know what settings
Oh nice
It's true, I'm not just not use the big thing. I don't
I don't know if there is a chamber, but I just don't have it on Oh my god, the double
No, I only got hit by one
But I'm gonna get frostbitten next hit probably.
Oh my god the one the combo oh my god yeah
Yeah, I did fuck him up. And he is watered.
It's like I'm still there.
Fucking really?
oooh, oooh
I see it clip like you're...
...heal
Yeah, that should not have hit me, that was weird, but... whatever
Even that shit was white noise
Like the dead?
Yeah
I actually could be good okay oh no it's up to you I mean we're on the way to
killing we're not gonna just don't need to change anything it's gonna die it's
matter of when we actually get it I'm fucking
I feel like you should let me go in.
It's like, let's bug you when I do it, right?
Yeah, maybe you're right.
Please, no frogs.
Frogs.
Oh my god.
She's walking back to do it.
Please, just swing on me, you bitch.
Oh my god, no.
Please, please, please!
Oh.
Really?
You're ducking me.
Thank you.
Forget
I love that, I love that.
That is so fast.
I couldn't see her.
I'm just trying to kill the boss, but I don't know.
I think the vibes are good for me.
The vibes are-
Yes, I'm- I'm trans- fucking- I'm just thinking about the fucking boss.
Oh my god, fuck.
God damn it!
Like, trying to take a drink in this stupid fucking worm.
First flying around.
Alright.
Go ahead, you do it.
You see how I ducked that?
That was sick.
Piece of shit, motherfucker.
I guess I have to, yeah.
So much satyr.
Oh my god, the jungle!
Uh-huh.
So, how did it hit me there?
Big damage.
Wait.
Any heals?
No.
Oh my gosh, she's sleeping in my car!
And three heals left.
She couldn't fucking do it.
It's hard to get them wrong, she's just...
Yeah.
I am getting better at these parrys, so I think this is up.
Like, I can get the heals off, I can heal you.
I just need to, like, stand next to you when it happens.
Like, you need to, like, go in parry mode or something,
and I just stand next to you and cast it slightly behind or something.
Yeah, but me pairing doesn't stop this way.
That's why I stand behind you slightly.
That face tier is so miserable.
I hit yes. Please don't stun me. Please.
oh my god okay all right
i can heal by you
okay
I gotta bring it.
Oh, let me know.
Can you go by you again?
Here you go.
Oh, this attack, dude.
Somebody heals.
That's what I thought it was, but no, just do it twice.
what all over the place here
okay we're going to waste it
I got fucking down.
Does this- this must drop the craziest frost weapon in the game or something.
It's fucking badder.
Like an insane sword or something.
It's crazy.
It's got to be like a curved sword of freeze fire.
I'm gonna go back to the claws, the speed, maybe I just do single one-handed whip.
That actually might be better.
Try claws again.
Oh, fuck it, I'm so dumb right now, right?
I'm stunned again.
Oh, you're stunned.
I'm stunned.
Let's see if I can make this easy.
I'm gonna use this.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
I was going to counter because I fucked up Terry and then she doesn't care if she's doing it for a second.
I just felt pretty good.
I'm up to here now.
I can stay here now.
No, this is not it.
Me too.
Fuck yeah, I did not hit during that.
That's a lunge.
That's a lunge.
Yep.
That's a lunge.
Nope, it's not a lunge.
What?
Oh my god.
I'm so dead, I'm so dead, I'm so dead.
I feel like we're getting it, right?
We are getting it.
I'm getting a single target or single whip.
Your wheeled whips is not it for this.
Claws feel good, but the range is just so awful.
So I'm gonna try a single two-handed whip, all right, all right, maybe it'll be crazy diff
Well our excuses we did only stick like wow
No, no, no.
What? Okay. Alright. Wow. Alright. We actually get to play.
What the fuck was that attack?
It's new?
That does have-
Yep, that's what got me.
I got frostbite, and then I couldn't roll.
But I believe you can follow this.
Okay.
But uh, there's a thing we'll put in our ship.
Motherfucker
That's crazy that when she does the breath that is you what you do not have enough time to drink
Like when you dodge the breath you jump out of it and hit X instantly it is not enough time
Yep
of
the
I don't know, it's my...
It's my L2.
I just put on a random one with the whip, typically playing Claws.
I don't even know what it was.
Great.
Ugh.
I fucking hate that attack!
I
Yeah, I
I already got him off you, so you can heal, what does that mean?
What is this fucking RELAX?
GOD!
Wow.
Mmmmm.
Yeah.
In that face please.
Ugh.
Oh my god!
I'm a young...
Dad, three left.
I just got blasted.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
That's not bad. At least it's quick.
At least it's quick. That's... you're right.
It is late. I'm going to drop.
No, no, no, I need to kill something today something else today
It might be
Okay
Should be a stagger soon.
of
Fuck.
Oh, I'm dead.
Yep, I can't do some cool fuck.
Oh, fire in it!
Yeah, use the fire grease since it's low.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah, use a fire grease since it's low.
attack as fuck to me it's crazy though that's it what 22% you're getting there
I was out of heels
pretty much should I change this to jump stress I get tax you know that
Fuck I guess whatever is I don't have that many good third Talismans
I hit yes, I might have bugged one of us myself
Thank you, we should have you should have taken those free hits. Oh, we'll take this
when she's walking in.
Oh.
Nice.
We'll take that.
Not ideal.
Very much not ideal.
of
the
I'm not sure if you're gonna get it.
Fuck.
What the fuck?
God damn it!
It's that same attack.
What? No, that was... That's the attack. I can't deal with that.
That's the link though. The hitbox is a little bit cut up.
No, I mean that's kind of what happened to me a while ago, but yeah, it's cooked. It's so cooked. It's a question like a pressure.
I think yours was even more fucking exaggerated like you were even farther out of the hitbox than I was
Maybe there's a big feet. Yeah, maybe you got the toes
You know this about also big feet
What I
I have no idea you are nice not but all right take the free damage here
Is this fucker bleedable
Is it can you can you bleed this person or not?
Oh, what is this?
I didn't think it was like...
Oh!
Dude, he was pretending, he was fucking pretending, and now it's just...
Yeah, I have? Blood it? Okay.
I think I got you with the gill
you did
of
of dodge that what to do
not a heels I know I tried I ran in I tried
But hey, hey
The face oh, yeah, honestly, I don't see it as like 40% because phase one is so irrelevant
I have a strategy
We fight him on the rocks because it bugs out his dad
Sorry not bugs out the drain make some trip over his I think that's actually really smart
Yeah, actually, I like that
It's so much freeze on the ground that he ends up slipping and twisting his ankle a little bit
You can keep dodging till you see frostbreath. No, he'll passively regen all that health back
You have a DPS check to meet and the second thing is I don't know how to fucking dodge that triple attack that has been
massacring me
It's not big on the rocks. I'm right here.
I got it.
Right here. This is it.
Ah, sorry, I fucking swung it.
Oh, I thought I was gonna fall.
I tried to kill you too.
I'm not sure if I can get him to do that.
That was fast though, that felt good.
Yeah, I was clawing the fuck out of him, they were actually giving damage to him.
I
Okay, yes. Oh my god. It is such a habit. I'm starting to guarantee
Nice perfect go to the rocks
I'm not a human.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
of
death
of
death
of
I don't know if it appears, I feel like it appears.
Oh, hello
Really, so that's fucking leap. Oh no, oh my god
What the fuck a trail?
What the fuck there?
God it's that attack!
I can't!
Nice!
Nice.
Yeah, I saw that.
Yeah, we're getting close every time. That was a terrible start as well.
I really just gotta parry that shit and start parrying more.
is
yeah one of those is it's undodgeable undodgeable
because you dodge the first one you get hit by the second
or third I don't even fucking know but you're gonna get hit every single time
dodging and holding parry
no if you dodge you can't parry
I get it has a pretty long cooldown if you dodge.
Go ahead.
Great.
Uh-oh, uh-oh.
fucking ping pong here
hmm at this point
You wanna make me shit? Fuck.
I gave you a thing, huh?
No, I gave you a new one.
One minute.
Oh my god, I'm just got massacred No, it's fine.
Oh, got him, double grade.
and it's the range is insane if you're in melee you're gonna get it
I mean fuck we've got it I noticed the pairing pretty goddamn safe
What are you gonna do the same thing?
I'll just do it better this time
Fire grease I only have two left. I don't know how crazy it is to craft those
You don't even have- No, no, no, no, that's fine.
Well, I don't use mine because my stuff is- Okay, then yes, give it to me.
I'll start dumping shit on phase two, trying to zug.
Sorry, sir, wait.
Alright, I'll be greasing phase two.
Un-decent ones.
Oh, fuck it.
Oh, fuck it.
Let's kill ourselves. Let's kill ourselves.
How do we die?
Yeah, fuck it, this is white.
Actually, no, it's not white.
Drink one potion.
We're down essentially one pot if we stack it.
Oh, oh god.
Maybe two pots, actually.
Aw...
Okay, waiting.
Hold on, hold on, I'm not...
Okay, okay, okay.
That's fucking shit. That's the attack I can't deal with.
But it's- it looks like you've buried it though.
Did I?
And I buried one of them and still got the thought.
Fuck, you can't see her.
I'm not gonna die.
Piece of shit.
No!
That's it.
No.
No.
I have two heals left here.
I really believe.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Oh
Nice
That's the attack yeah, it's just fucking unavoidable wow that was interest from you damn you
You can't reach that-
Oh.
Yeah.
I- I don't know.
It's a fuckin' triple attack.
It- it does all your health too.
This is- this is where we learn to
perfect parry everything.
This is our training done.
No.
Oh god, imagine the bear.
Oh!
No, no, no, no, we should kill this freak first.
When you parry, you do a lot more damage after.
I mean, if you play that dancer build, yeah, whatever.
I'm gonna tell you right now, it's like 30 damage more.
Yeah, it's not that big of a deal.
I need to talk to him about, like, R2, R3 afterwards.
Yeah, I'm not gonna say that.
I'm not like this on a bike. I remember that already.
Aw, fuckin' rage.
Son of a bitch.
Hmm...
I'm going to shoot him in the face.
Okay, that was the attack. You only took one of the hits.
Yeah, cock gaming, nope.
Have they gotten any sacred tears to increase her healing amount or does the mod nerf healing
from flask?
every single one on our map that we see that we see the yeah
it wasn't my help well to give you an idea i think margaret in base game has like
four thousand and in this one he had 30k um so that's how region
so yeah good start it
fuck I can only take 3 hits there
fuck I'm getting greedy on my attacks
oh my god I couldn't see
you fucking flash bang me
no no no there's nothing you can do about it
blast me you need to blast
of
and
that's the attack but it didn't kill me thank god
running at her
oh
I had no Sam. Oh my god, I hit B. Fuck!
there it is right I don't know how to deal with it I guess if you perfect
parry everything but that first attack comes in faster than anything else and
once you get hit by that you're fucked completely fucked
Alright, let's try this again.
Flo has built one from Jesus to Scarecrow and they're both useless.
I'll do my best.
I'll do my most.
Oh shit.
Where is he? Hello? Oh.
Oh, fuck. Oh no. I'm dead.
Oh, I'm not dead. I didn't get any. Thank God.
I think I want to try and top you here.
Nice, perfect.
By Toxic.
I'm gonna fucking cross with that, you see them?
Yeah.
Motherfucker.
Oh, there's that bullshit.
Oh, there's that bullshit.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, she got up and frosted at me, crazy.
Give me heals.
Relax, motherfucker.
Got one left.
Okay
Can we parry that maybe
I know but if we you know how sometimes you parry like the blast she does and it knocks you back
Imagine if you carry it and it knocks you back out of the tick damage.
Right, maybe.
I thought you did, but I couldn't tell.
No.
Well, she does one, like, little bitch blast.
And then she does the massive like snowstorm the bitch blast
Yeah, if you parry it it knocks you back
The snow blast I'm not I gotta try parrying it fuck
We'll see
Blast him?
That's the bitch blast.
Bitch blast again.
Oh, shit.
Fuck, I'm missing that DPS.
Fuck this repair is dead.
I got it, I got it.
Where'd you go? What was that?
I don't want to hear you.
I want to hear you.
Interrupted that, thank God.
Oh, okay.
Oh!
Oh!
Please don't be on me.
Meet her up when you're I die.
At some point.
Okay.
I'm fairly in her now.
I should have been parrying.
Oh, I just hate how slow the animation is.
Well, it's not just how fast the animation is, it's how fast it is and the range, right?
Like the little bitch blast is fine because you're in melee and it's fast, but if you
dodge you're out of it.
With this ice blast, if you dodge, you're not out of it.
Even when you fucking instantly react, it just doesn't matter.
Yeah, it's like that Godric wind attack. I mean, everything is just fast-firing.
Yeah.
It is, but it is.
I am a little tired for so many hours.
You're tired?
I've been a little longer.
Okay.
I'm a freaking dad.
Okay, I understand.
I went to bed at what, like, what, 6 a.m.?
And we got up at 10?
Uh, you got up earlier. I hit you, I might be stunned.
Yeah, I'm stunned.
You hit yes.
Didn't you got up earlier? I ended up going back to bed for like another hour or so
Fuck all right
It's one of those attempts
Painted, that's painted you.
Come on.
Harder.
What's that?
How are that?
Good, so good.
No it's not.
I have one heal left, we haven't faced it.
It's not?
Oh, okay, pretty good.
Yeah, that's extremely good.
Hmm, aww.
I'm out of heals.
I think he just pounced it in tomato.
I'm mailed.
I can copy you but you're gonna live that.
Okay.
Oh god.
Here.
Fucking god.
Oh.
Okay, I think I- I- I'm sure we're gonna get back to time.
Oh, I want you to get back to time
How the fuck did we kill it on that attempt?
Of all attempts?
Oh!
Radegon Scarce, you'll hold on, what does that do?
What?
Increases damage taken?
I think it's horrible actually.
I think it's actually bait and I never cared in base game.
i never cared in base game but in here i might really fucking care
i don't think it's good here
let's see how many attributes
i think it's plus two all
where's my phone
last cannon?
I don't know if it can do this.
Alright, I'm checking.
Okay, so you take 5% more damage.
That's it.
So it effectively gives you 8 free attributes
cost of 5% more damage.
Why are they saying you're getting 900 HP because that, I'm getting 100, so what the hell?
What are they looking at?
Wait, so I'm at...
Okay, mine only goes up by 85 HP.
I'm confused.
Let me go heal, let me go fucking heal somewhere.
I'm just gonna go to the stormshad hill shack and just look at this.
They misread it thinking 1101 is current HP not max.
Okay, yeah, that's confused what they're saying.
So yeah, it's giving me 100 HP too.
Okay, that might be worth it.
If it's only a 5% let's confirm.
Let's confirm it's 5%.
So let me go get hit by an attack and then take it off and get hit by the exact same
attack.
I got it.
I'll say I'm very close to leveling up, but I'm like a little off.
What is something I can consistently get hit by that, okay.
I'm like looking at all these weird ass areas okay I'll deal with the fucking sheep surely
Really a sheep to me.
How much was that?
How do I see it?
How do I see the number?
You might need to come near me and tell me what number pops up.
It has to be the same attack.
Oh, and menu I see.
Okay.
All right, I'm here. Oh, it's just a little okay. Look at me and tell me look. Yeah, it's only the number
Okay, I'm looking at it for 37. Okay for 37. That was a lunge attack
Okay, I'm taking it off me try to get another lunge on me. Here we go
Fuck, fuck.
Let me heal up.
Okay, here we go. Lunge probably.
Nope.
Nope.
Let's try to keep an eye on me.
Lunge me, bro.
Dang it.
Lunge me.
What?
At this point, I would just get a different fucking attack to look at.
Okay
Bung me oh
Here we go. What was that for 89 so 439 to 489
It's like 50 HP
More that's gonna add up that that ain't 5% is it?
you took more well yeah wait you're right I should have taken less because I
took it off that was off so I should it should have been it should have been less
you're right that is so weird like actually in this game like they give
you defenses and show me the different ones maybe it's a big sick let's do it
just not it all right 389 we'll just pick that okay yeah first one what is that
389 okay
fine I have it on now here we go nope that's the lunge
389 to 409 that is 5% that's 20 female
Is that a different slash?
That was a different one?
Fuck, okay.
That dang it.
Got to look at it as it was lit.
I mean, wait, I think it's definitely worth it for me.
Like, two into three.
I think everything's fucking nuts.
It's 100% worth it to meet, uh, what's the word?
Checkpoints.
So you need it for your steal or whatever.
I think it is 5%.
So 5% less health?
I think that's fine.
I've spent 25, so...
Alright, let's kill him because I'm up the level up.
Can I hit him up?
It is. Yippee!
I really want to start putting points in like Vigor and Endurance, but I need to go back to Vigor.
I know, but I have less Vigor than you do.
How much Vigor you got?
15, I think.
I'm at 16.
Yeah, I need... what level are you?
42.
Same, same level.
I might be able to force a level here, I'm going to do it, and I think we call it, I think we're done for today.
I think you've gone now. Let's just call it. Let's just call it. Oh, no, let's just call
it. What was it? There was something on the level. Should I keep getting more arcane?
Yeah, I do. I weapon scale with it. Maybe I should have gotten, honestly, I should get
some fucking endurance so I can parry better and still have like that wiggle room to fuck
up how do I remove this all right gg's I mean we'll see maybe we're on tomorrow
but tomorrow's our day off we'll see you like gg's sorry I wasn't fucking bad
mood today is that that one area completely killed everything for me yeah
I was extremely cranky. I was so pissed as soon as I saw that.
Alright, GG's. Thank you all for watching.
GG's!
Maybe see you guys tomorrow. Peace out.
We'll see you guys tomorrow for sure. Pinky promise.