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Hello. Oh God, everything is fucking fucked. Sorry, I turned on OBS and I turned the stream
on. I haven't even opened up my browser. Fucking Elgados. I have all these pop-ups coming
up right now because I don't have a lot of startup bullshit.
Okay, hang on.
Oh, my monitors went black.
Is there a cat in my room?
No, okay.
Yeah, I don't know what happened, I turned my computer on, and I turned it off and then
I had to turn it back on.
It restarted like eight times.
I don't know what was going on.
I just kept restarting. Update, yeah, but it was like, you'd think it would do an update
and then restart and then turn on. But no, it like didn't update, restarted, then restarted
and then restarted again. It just kept doing it. Maybe six or seven times. It was
fine. I was actually telling people that this was a guy that I don't know if my
computer's gonna work. But then as soon as I said that it started working.
All right.
Let me see. Do I have all my programs open? What is this? There's more updates.
Are we trolling?
What?
What did I just do?
Okay, well, fuck.
Oh, I don't even have my audio on.
Fuck, I can't hear anything.
I don't think.
We're Spotify.
Let me check my audio.
Okay, we're good.
Yeah, I hear it.
All right.
Oh god
Yeah, fucking roll back cuz it failed
Well shit, I'm gonna go to the bathroom
you
Okay, it's still not ready to go. Oh, I'm in queue. Fucking mother fucker. Okay, loading
the experience. Biggie's DMs, Crash or PC. Yeah, actually, they did. So, who knows?
Hey, I'm drinking out of that.
God damn it, the dogs drink out of the toilet.
Okay.
Oh, here people.
Oh man.
All right, I'm back. So I had to stretch
Dad Molly hello
These out of focus that's all it took for my son that
Long to lose your reaction, huh?
You're about to meet you're about to meet big Joe
Oh, big Joe, huh?
So yeah, sorry, what?
So I think he's speechless, sir.
He's embarrassed.
We call him the act.
I don't know.
So you can speak, you know.
Hello.
Be here.
Hello.
Oh, no.
OK, they'll stop that bridge now, let's do it.
And we'll do it.
So it is.
I'll step down there.
And I'll do it.
Because at the end of the day,
we all got to do a little bit of time and then.
All right, man, those pictures, let me tell you, son, yeah, they were out of focus.
I'm very impressed.
Okay.
Wow.
You're ready.
You're about to meet Big Joe.
Okay.
Big Joe, huh?
Big Joe?
All right, Big Joe.
Come on in.
All right.
Come on
Well genes by the way, oh my goodness gracious Wow look who it is. Yeah, like the shirt. Hey, you like this shirt
I like you know what your shirt's pretty good
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, my father's told me all about you here saying you've got experience with you know
Running the casino and you know working in the upper management material in a place like this is that right?
Yeah. Yeah. You know, funny thing is to it sounds awesome,
but in the same way that the chosen one never wants to be the chosen one.
It's just at the end of the day paperwork and I'm good at that.
Legit the mumbo jumbo that nobody wants to do. Everybody's
begging. Everybody's always fucking begging. Nobody appreciates the one at the top.
Right? Yes, they think it's easy. And that's why they're not there because
they think you can just walk into it. Because it makes you want to at the
you want to at the end of that sorry lack of better words fucking hang myself.
Well, I'm not going to do that. I can handle it. Oh man.
So tell me about, you know, your experience, Joe. What's, uh, what's going on here?
Well, you know, I started at premium deluxe motorsport years ago. Hated that shit against
mystics paperwork talking to people who need things. I go, wait, five percent, six percent.
What the fuck up? If you're, if you're complaining about the difference between
five or six percent you don't fucking deserve the car get the fuck out of here
I'm tired oh what percent oh what percent yeah yeah with five six six seven
what did I say six seven did you guys do that oh guys that's that young thing
Huh? What are you doing that year?
I was born in 1986. Yeah.
All right. Well, you know, you got experience.
You got experience.
So take a seat, Joe, and tell me about, you know, this motor
shit that you ran and, you know, what, how does that?
Oh, yeah. The really interesting story.
Yeah, really interesting story for people.
Yeah. Yeah. Go ahead.
Hold on. I'm going to sit down in this chair real quick. Okay. Yeah. Take your time. It's
really stretch it out. I got it. I got to dust it off quick.
Yeah. I'll take your time. Don't worry.
Dust off. Dusting it off. There we go.
So yeah, premium deluxe motorsport, blah, blah, blah, people. I need a car. Then I was fortunate enough to work at a
Okay, that vineyard was a great opportunity, a great experience, met a lot of people, met
a guy, yeah, Bill, he was an idiot, but anyways, fucking with my money, blah, blah, blah.
I don't know how to say this in layman's terms, but basically I ended up in a relatively
important situation where, you know, I don't know if you've heard of the, the substance,
you know, cocaine.
Have you heard of that?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh yeah, big fan.
That was awesome.
Don't I've done a little bit of it, but I don't really do it that much. That's good. That's good. We have talked about
Yeah, yeah, and I've done a decent amount of it actually a lot actually
Okay, and
But wouldn't touch the shit, you know, I mean what I did do a lot
So we sold a lot. We distributed that throughout Los Angeles over the course of years
And it was just you made so much fucking money. And again, I felt like a fucking vending machine
I felt like the cocaine vending machine a Los Angeles people just kept coming up
begging all these mass criminals.
Please, please, come here.
Okay, God, that's begging.
And yeah, always the same motherfucker.
I don't know.
Sorry, you know.
And eventually I had to take a break.
So I was like, hey, I'm going to go to Bermuda for a bit.
So I went to Bermuda.
I chilled out, went and saw the world, got my dick sucked.
Maybe a sense that's so cool.
Um, and then I met, uh, you know, Mr. C in, in, uh, Thailand, we were actually at a monkey exotic monkey hunting festival, uh, for the fun.
You, you hunted it with my dad?
Dad, how'd that go?
Oh, he's about to tell you all about it, son.
Oh my God.
That's why I call him big Joe.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It is.
They never have a Joe.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It was less of a look kind of you go out in the forest, I'll be honest, they, they take you into a room that sort of looks like a worst cafe. It's decorated.
They bring a monkey out on a chain. They give you a gun and you shoot it.
And it was just sort of like that. It was more of a novelty experience. They even let you eat the monkey brain. If you're interested, how much is that?
I'm like, I passed on that one.
I didn't look.
Oh, yeah, I mean, the thing is, you rack you rack up enough sort of airline points,
you rack up enough tell points, and it's just sort of it's like it's like a casino,
you know, they just kind of for things.
And so, you know, you start you finding your you find yourself doing all the easy shit
just because it gets covered.
It's like, hey, you want to go to Bangladesh and I don't know, try sure.
So I went to Bangladesh and tried human.
Okay, and it's just sort of like that just because I fucking can
I've been taking it
Eventually, it's not about the money. It's about the time and you know when we're at the top
We just don't have as much time as you know all these other
People below us and they don't really understand it. They don't get it
And and to be honest with you sort of where my patience grows thin
Uh with that whole thing
makes it sort of like this, I trust y'all to continue conversation.
Yeah, I said you start to you start to resent those motherfuckers.
You know what I mean? Yeah, well, what was me?
I'm poor. It's my fault, but I'm not willing to admit it.
So I blame rich people for it.
How about this? Go and get a fucking job.
And then they get a job and they're still complaining.
It's just crazy. Nobody wants to work anymore.
Yeah, I had so much I had so much resentment that I just had to go out on another break
I want to Antarctica and basically what we do when you they they fly you out there. Basically it's they
They give you this boat and a hot boat
They call it a hot boat and you go out there specifically just to melt ice and it's like they say
It's the great tie you can ever get without when the ice melts it releases this vapor
That just gives you absolute dopamine and it's like hey, you know what I'm not gonna be alive in 200 years
Fuck it. Let's go melt some ice. So we go up to Antarctica
You know, we go up to Alaska and we melt ice and that is that was fucking incredible
Don't know how much that costed came back to Los Santos did a little bit of casino work
Car loans. Oh my god. Don't get me started on that. Oh, man. Harlow. Big Joe. Big Joe. Yep
you tell me about that
Listen, there was more than just the monkey venture, all right?
There's a reason why we call them.
Did you tell them that or do I need to spoil it for them?
Go ahead and spoil it for them.
What are you doing?
I'm going to do a lot of...
Okay, okay.
I'm going to cut a mean at the time.
We rich.
One of the biggest, no one glows.
Close to the Arctic, okay?
can almost see Santa Claus's house.
Let's have them.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
I guess what, guess what we did.
We rose the entire seed level.
One foot.
Ain't that right big Joe?
Yep, yep, yep, there's something about it.
We had, we had mounted artillery.
Yeah, yep.
You met, wait so you blew a, what was it, caliber?
Yeah, we were blowing.
Sick oh
It was fuck you it was fuck you caliber. I mean this is we're talking
You know military industrial complex type shit
There's a couple politicians out there people talk about it
But it can't be that big of a deal right like what you wouldn't be able to do something that would actually be that big of a deal
It must have been a blast
The thing
He's funny. He's got jokes.
I told you that he's my son.
He's got jokes. He's got like father, like son, apple and trees.
The thing is, there's, I'm really going to, I'm really going to finish it up with this.
You know, there's a lot of things you can do with money,
but there's nothing like increasing the sea level by a fraction of a cent.
by that knowing knowing that you're a part of geographic history you made an impact
Exactly. I was doing my own thing. I was leaving my own mark
They want legacy last name whatever fuck it. No, I say fuck
God Joe where I was on that. I mean daddy every time we see the ocean
You think a big Joe
Yeah, yeah
Well, I mean Joe. I mean you're knocking it out of the park here. So we here at this casino
We're opening, you know to be decided we're working on the insurance and all of that and you can imagine the headaches there
Blah blah blah exactly exactly so there's to be decided date. We'll work on it
We have a lot of different things to manage here and work on it
We've got apartments or I should say penthouses to rent out. We've got you know the casino stuff
We've got your security as you can see we've got one of the best teams ever
already on the job here. We've got Ms. Molly doing the title job.
Oh, hit that right, boys. Hit that right.
Got that right, sir.
Oh, hit that one hell of a job, by the way. One hell of a job.
So, as you can see, this is quite the big establishment, a big moving corporation, if you will.
Do you think you're up to the task to, you know, hold it down while I'm, you know, at Harvard University?
Don't know there was an opportunity this week actually to go to South America and and hunt tribesmen
That is kind of high up on my thing
Joe Joe, I gotta stop you there. What we really you got it weird
You're the perfect man for the job Joe. I gotta be just level with you
Okay, all right our people in town making money
Fuck no
Everyone's broke his shit and everyone's desperate to get in here to be honest. It's it's sad and pathetic. It's kind of exhausting me
Okay, well, I have no issue carrying some of the weight on my shoulders as you know
I got experience deal with this stuff. I got the temperament for it. I can deal with it
I crossed the bridge when I get to it. Do I get fed up with people? Yes
Do I want to kill people but we all do who does it? I can handle it. I know how it works
I know how it functions. They're all gears and part of a big moving system. Fuck it
Wait a minute. Yeah
You should kill people right?
Well, it's more of a
You know, we all want to strangle somebody to death or cane enable style. You know what I mean?
Just take a house is making sure cuz I was like, I'm gonna be doing a bit of a high-escalar not working security
Take our boys down, you know, they do quite a good job. Don't they yeah. Yeah. No, I've always had this fantasy
You know, I used to do business with this guy back at the vineyard
I always wanted to just take a rock and I always just wanted to go out into a field and while he was I don't know
Outstanding out the field fishing and pissing. I always wanted to kind of just smash his head in with a fucking rock
I get there sometimes in a Bible style
Yeah, you're able to see it. Yep. Yep, and I sometimes
Exactly exactly well, you know dad, how do we how do we move forward with this?
this is you are kidding. This is the man for the job. This is it right here.
Well, while you're a community college, I'll be working alongside Mr. Big Joe
here, uh, and we'll probably continue venting any, uh, you know, promising prospects
that you have previously interviewed and, you know, getting the staff sorted.
Exactly. Exactly. You want to board. I'll have Joe handle.
Okay, perfect. Well, I want to get one thing established real quick. So, you know, Kevin,
when you're in town, am I just going around getting my dick sucked? Is that kind of what
I do? I mean, even when I come back here, you know, I'm going to overall take a higher
position, I would imagine, but eventually I'm going to need someone. You know, Molly's
He's my right hand woman here, but under her, you might need to manage some of the employees,
to be honest.
I need someone to really oversee it all.
I would love to.
I can handle that.
But temporarily, I'll email you and let you know things here and there for the most
part, but you're kind of able to just kind of act on the free will.
Mr. Smith, or my dad, rather Mr. Smith to you.
the real big boss here as you can probably tell. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No. Oh, you've got
to be more, but remember, this is your opportunity. All right. And you're doing a damn good job.
Any fellas, any fellas. Yeah. Thank you. My boy doing great. The staff has been incredible.
The service has been incredible. The place looks incredible. It seems you're doing
a lot of good shit out here.
There are a couple things that, you know,
in my representation of the casino, you know,
I just kind of want to establish
maybe a little bit of a budget.
And that's pretty much all I need, you know?
And if you got anything.
Well, in the casino account here,
we've got, let's, there's a lot,
oh, these fucking nudes, gosh dang it, hang on.
Where is the budget?
let's see. Okay, I was so weak. Where the fuck's the money going?
Oh, okay. Well, the casino budget right now is at 48,000. That's
that's what we have. That's it.
I'm sorry. 48,000. 48,000. Okay. One thing you got to keep in
mind here and this is important. If we run out of funds, this is substantially lower than
I thought it'd be. If we do run out of funds, Mr. Joe, we will not be able to pay out the
winners and you will be in debt to them. Do you understand?
Okay. Understood. Okay. Things have changed a little bit. That's fine. I can adjust.
Now, what is the primary, I need to know, what's the state of the casino right now?
Are you open?
And when you are open, what's going to be the number one revenue source?
Are there any alternative revenue sources?
Well, these are great questions, Joe.
We have a bar, you know, for drinks and snacks.
You can work on getting that up and running.
Obviously, security is a, you know, priority.
That's just going to be an issue, it's going to cost you.
And the casino is probably going to be the biggest source of income.
I would imagine we've got our wheels spinner down there.
That's going to be a big money maker, but we haven't opened it before.
So we aren't sure what it's actually going to look like.
Do you have any experience in finance?
Well, the only, I mean, I've done financing for, for a lot of cars.
I mean, the old casino used to issue out loans to people for them to kind of
get the cars that they, that they wanted.
And we would lock them into just high interest rate.
miserable loans that would eventually make us money over the course of time.
So, you know, that's about as technically far as I got.
Well, I mean, just to expand, you can do that here. I'd imagine I don't see why we
couldn't start, you know, dishing out some
loans for people to gamble and get locked in. That's a great idea.
Another thing is we have three penthouses that we can rent out
to VIPs or whatnot. That's up to your discretion as to
Who to give those three rooms to or you know rent out to what else do we have Molly? Can you think of anything?
We uh, oh we have a party room we can start throwing parties out
We do have a party room and we've got a DJ named mr. Bogdan. He performed today during our commercial which we did shoot
Which maybe
Cranking it out a kid out media, huh? Oh, yeah
A lot of promotion going on. Yeah, it's gonna be a hit piece. We've got Ron Burgundy. I think
He's working on the news. We've got
The mayor was his name was his name
Molly was his name, I don't know is it young
Young dad is that guy still
Say it again, Molly
Vic, Vic Ram Squammy or some shit squash. I don't know
Okay, and let me ask you complete transparency. Do we want him in office?
Well, we would see when I brought up the slots for tots that we were thinking about doing slogan wise that was through vivic
We're a slogan. Oh, yeah. By the way, Sharon. Thank you. Thank you
Yeah, brilliant. So slots for tots. He was all all on board in exchange for money
he would help push our narratives. So really, yeah, he's definitely on board, I think.
Okay, that's great. That's great. So, slots for tots, we should definitely lock that one in.
How's the relationship with the police officers? You in good standing with them?
I would think so. Maul, you got a couple of their numbers, right?
They all want to work for us, sir. They want to work for us. Imagine that.
Yeah. So, so far so good, not a lot of issues considering, you know, not a lot of people
have been here. Security's been tight, as you can see. So, overall, good standing, got
the mayor, got the police. We got, you know, penthouses to rent. We've got money for
people to lose. We can, we got, we got a, we got a security room right next door actually
with uh... cameras we can access everyone's hands we can see
you know whether or not someone might be counting cards
uh... we've got a special room we can take them to it to
question them
uh...
we've got a pinp on call who wants to work with us
we can give you every single
number and
fully transparently tell you just catch you up with everything but that's
pretty much the gist
but i can't know something phenomenal
This is great. What a great start. This is
Kevin, I got to ask. Yeah. Am I to work under Joe?
Um, you know, honestly, Molly, I think I think that might be good.
I think it'd be great for you to work under Joe and, you know, keep,
make sure you stay one of the same direction. We've got a chain of command here.
Dad looks over me.
Or no, you look fuck. What was it again? How's this work? Fuck.
It's all I'll scramble to this point
But yeah, I would look over Joe and just make sure he's going the direction that I would go and that's pretty much it
But he's we seem to be in the same great awesome. I always wanted to die early of stress. That's awesome
Well, do you want me to be mr. Joe's assistant or overlook mr. Joe? I
Think it is I would love for you to carry
Yeah, whatever you whatever you want if you can handle this
Then that's great. That's one last thing I got to worry about. No Joe, you're gonna run it all. Molly, I think you remain as the assistant and just just really update me on what's going on with Joe here. Okay.
Yeah, you can smile me. Go ahead. But I know the workload of this job is a lot and I know that Molly is a phenomenal assistant and she can't be going where I'm going for the time being so your services could be used here. Is that okay with you, Molly?
And it's absolutely fine with me sir. I plan to be here all day tomorrow and the day after and every day
Yep, we love this. What a great team. What a great team mr. Joe mr. Cain
It has been a pleasure
I think we wrap it up here and we start moving forward with procedures to get you in position. Does that sound good to you?
Beautiful beautiful. Okay, so is that kind of what we're gonna be doing here next?
Is that next up on the list get this shit done? What do you mean by get this shit done?
You know
Since we're sitting this or sitting stone and as I am the owner of stoner cement works
Why don't we grab that ball on the top of the rack and all celebrate a lot of big one thoughts? I'm okay with that
That's what everybody on the table on the table. Come on. Who can reach that bone on the top?
Yeah, get that one. Thank you. Yeah, beautiful. Yeah
You coming in for the celebratory bong rip. I know you love to rip them
Absolutely
Yeah, I keep a ball in my back pocket.
Who's this?
Darn it.
There you go.
Hey, I'll unbutton, unbutton with a ball with my crew to this end.
Oh my god.
Damn, damn.
I didn't even know who I was in front of.
Pass around, pass around.
I'm not too much of a weed person.
I'm more of a stealer.
be today big Joe come on you gotta take one you gotta take one come on okay go
ahead just have a little cocaine come on running
the difference oh fuck why is me even going on for
it's good for you don't let the news lie to you do it Joe do it holy shit
Oh, nice nice, okay your passenger passenger. It's easy or silent toka. All right. All right
look at nice
Yeah, so you're gonna give a puff you want your dad to show you how it's doing. Oh
Well the bomb water
Oh, no.
I'm bad. That's my bad.
There you go.
I'm just gonna make you get a future son better than 9th, my man.
Yeah, let me show them how to walk, move, move, step aside son, step aside.
Sir, we're just in the reef. They don't burn your lungs.
You think I'm gonna burn my lungs?
Molly, you down me?
No, sir. No, sir. Please, please go ahead.
I
Won't say yeah, there it is. I like to put my own mouthpiece on it a little special one. Oh my god
He's there it is up
Get them stretch on the okay dad
And your pops gametes
There you go, I feel like I'm flexing on us. Oh my god
There you go
There you go
That's a long one.
Daddy, are you gonna be okay?
Oh my god.
I saw him do this in Thailand.
They called him the Thailand poker out there.
That was some serious searching, Daddy. Are you good?
Let it out, let it out, Mr. C.
Holy shank, Mr. C. God damn, put him back.
Yeah. Oh my god.
Oh my god, it's a real-
Let it out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's off of the double please dad. Hey, seriously, like
In Thailand he didn't even exhale it just absorbed in he exhaled it was clear
We change
That's that Thailand talker
The Thailand talking you remember. Oh
Oh, big Joe, we're gonna do some good things here, aren't we all?
Yep, yep, absolutely.
Oh, T-Unit, you're gonna get a unit on this?
Hey, let me give a little hand to that.
Excuse me.
Woo!
Oh, here's your mouthpiece back, sir.
Lift it up, man.
Oh my god, he's fucking wrong.
I'm gonna appreciate it.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh man, that's a guy who smokes.
Oh, I hooked and popped the old Buddhist table over.
Oh shit, you had to get a doctor after that one.
That's some strong shape, holy fuck.
Yeah, it seems to be only the baby only,
but I'll fuck up.
See you, my boy.
All right, two remain.
Yep, go ahead, ladies.
I'm sure that's safe for the casino, sir.
Ladies last, you know what they say, go ahead.
All right.
I mean, the security details stung, so fuck it, send it.
I'm out of stone, son of a bitch.
We don't have anything more about doors or locks.
Yeah, I locked the doors.
That's the wrong hole.
Oh, wow, wow, wow, wow, what the fuck do you mean?
Is that intentional?
Was that a new, was that a trick hit or?
That's good.
It's all the cafe, it's all the force.
Alright, Molly, show them how it's done.
I'm sick.
That was sick.
I'm sick.
Is she gay?
Fucking please.
That was so gross.
Alright, alright, alright.
I'm not even gonna make it.
Security mother's got a spot on her leg.
There's a spider?
She's got a spot on her leg.
It's actually on my neck, sir.
Oh, shit, that's not mine.
Sorry.
Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
Oh my fuck.
I'm a green hell guy.
Well, dad, I think from here, are you able to get Mr. Kane all suited up with what
he needs?
Oh yeah, I believe we can get him sorted.
All right.
I have to, you know, officially documentate on Friday, but if you approve of them,
I guess we'll be getting the ball rolling Friday. I've got no doubt in this man
That's great incredible I can't I what are you gonna do in the meantime?
Go to college gonna study again
Education but dad says I need it. Are you how old are you?
26
She's fucking never not funny
That's fucking great, that's great. It feels great to be back here
Yeah, I'll feel that real quick
Oh by the way this window is one way
So you can look down and they can all see us
All the windows up here
Secure
I can't feel my fucking head on the chair.
And everyone I'm going to have to talk about, I got college tomorrow, I'm going to go up
to my penthouse on floor six that I live in and I'm going to go to sleep.
Mr. Cain, Godspeed.
There's no footage at the moment.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There you go.
No further.
I can't feel my arms.
Kevin, Kevin, I can't feel my arms.
Yeah, that's not my problem anymore, Mr. Cain.
Oh my God.
Molly, good luck.
Security, Godspeed.
Oh my God.
No.
God, God, God.
Oh my God.
Okay, they're gonna do their thing all right. I have a sponsored stream
I am playing a game called animo and that sponsor is starting right now. Let me close these doors and get up to my shit
So fucking there's role-playing I
Fucking rats everywhere by the way
Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
I'm all the 46th in the animal, I'll be honest, I'm gonna be straight up, I have no clue what this game is.
So.
So.
Fuck.
Hold on.
Okay, okay. Well, I will not be logging into GTRP for a couple of days minimum, I would
guess and it if I had to guess it'll be a week it might be three days it might be four
it all depends on how this wow beta is I'm obviously going to be playing that all day
Tomorrow it releases so GT RP viewers. I am sorry. It's just unfortunate timing, but I have I mean, I can't miss that
It was fun while I did get to play briefly and I do hope I get to come back
I'll be looking for an opportunity to do so, but we'll see I'm all that foreign G to the G's
Makes me sad it is what it is. What can you do?
Yeah, I get my camera back on hello. Oh my god my face
Oh
Alright
So let's see here
Animo is the sponsored game as a two-hour sponsor
Did it oh?
It's unimo not animo unimo
They actually put that in the overview and they told me how to spell it on Nemo
interesting
All right
So I can do two things. They gave me an account that I can play that's higher level, a premium
account, and the premium account is if you want to experience the challenging battles,
fight high level bosses, or showcase more advanced content. Should I make a new account
or should I go premium? I have no idea. I'll be honest, I don't know much about
this game. New? Alright, we'll do the intro. I have no idea and I probably at the very
least should do that. Um, is this game on Steam? It is. Oh, it's free to play the fuck.
Okay. Let's download it. That's step fucking one, huh? Interesting. Mixed reviews. We
We don't talk about that.
All right, let me change my title and stuff.
Let's get the sponsor going, blah, blah, blah.
What time is it?
All right.
Hello, puppy.
Oh, hello, puppy.
Look at this guy, you're so cute.
Oh my goodness.
Let me, let me read my brief by the way.
There might be things here.
Okay. No, they're not very particular.
Yeah, they're very they're really not that particular is basically just play the game for the most part
Thank you, Annie moe unimoe for sponsoring this segment of the stream. I appreciate that
Oh
Red windows. Yes, it's red, isn't it? Oh my god, let's go
Hello puppies
I am starving. Oh god
So no pixels nine on five anymore. I don't think it is it's now on rock star
Just kind of nuts.
Oh, hello, baby.
Oh, I didn't see you all day. You're so cute.
You're a good boy.
Now using dark mode is criminal.
Where am I not using dark mode?
Oh, dark mode windows. How do you do that?
Is that a thing?
Hello, computer. I type dark mode.
Oh
Theme
Beams and related settings
Okay, where would I fuck with this my stupid
Apply it? Oh, uh oh. Am I okay? It's not bad, actually. How about night sky? Apply.
Ooh. That's really dark. What about desert? Oh, this is new to me. Ew, it's even worse.
What about aquatic?
OK, aquatic might be a play.
How is this aquatic?
This isn't it.
Is it not?
Not under accessibility.
OK, well, where am I going then?
Background, mouse cursor, sound, use custom theme?
Uh-oh.
I fucking broke everything
Windows right click your desktop and hit personalize, okay
Beams
That's not bad, okay, is this it?
Where it says custom this is custom a lot. I was saying cut second theme
I mean this words
You're welcome by the way ty
T why this looks good. All right. Well, you know, I just themed up my computer here
All right, Unimo. Let's log into the game again. Thank you so much, Unimo, for sponsoring
this segment. Much appreciated. We are logging in. It's Unimo, like, uh, it's not Unimo.
I don't know. Apparently it's commonly mispronounced. What is, I need to full screen this, don't
Find a new adventure
Huh
We have opened up the doors
There is much to explore
I love it
Best song choice ever
To be alive than before
Bind email.
Wait hang on, I gotta do this part.
I know I feel sorry for my life every day
Now I know it's our time to play
We've been through ups and downs I know
We hold on to this hope
Cause as long as you're by my side
I know you're by my side
I know you're by my side
I know you're by my side
I know you're by my side
I know you're by my side
All right, and here's the code they sent me, find, link successfully, okay, America confirmed.
I mean I guess I'm good to start adventure is this a controller game or keyboard and mouse
or does it not matter either okay now I'm going keyboard mouse hit it
Okay, I'm starting the adventure.
Okay, I'm starting the adventure.
We're back, we're in.
Interesting. Women.
Okay, we've got a couple of defaults to click here.
Solid.
Interesting. Any preferences?
Pick a man.
We'll go with it. It's the clown face. Face blend.
Wait, what?
Apply.
Apply and give it a sec.
No, it's not.
go back there screw it I'm just going with this oh there's customizing oh
cheeks chin the whole shebang lips face as fuck it done wait clothing different
outfits this looks ridiculous what screw it we're going with frost wolf spirit
emote tenacious okay am I done now done confirm character confirm did not did I
not select the dread whatever
It's on steam, it's free to play.
from the Polaris Institute Expedition Team. Look, the real continent of Idol is far more
incredible than the Holiscape. I'm grabbing the water.
They say anyone who spots one gets good looks for life. These little guys are super
I hope I can catch Celestus today and let it take me flying!
That's right!
I'll soon have my own Nemo 2!
Okay.
Shhh!
The little ember pup ahead is asleep.
100% catch rate.
Talk about good luck!
But I still don't have an Annie pod.
Can I catch it?
A what? An-An-Anipod?
What?
What the fuck is this?
You scared away my-my cat, are you kidding me?
Thanks for waiting your gear has been set up once activated. You can start your first catch
I'm gonna catch that fiery ember put first
The best is still to come so stay tuned
Staying tuned locked in
Polaris Institute approved exploration gear come and complete your identity verification. Okay. Oh
Is this my name oh
uh
what
what
nice with this gear you can go wherever you want an idle
all right
Yeah, no shit the one you scared away
Okay
Well, can I access my settings cuz my son we're English hello
What oh cogwheel
Camera sensitivity, I'm gonna up this. I'm just gonna max all of it out
Save
The uh, I don't like when the sensitivity is like shorter there. All right, let's hit f on it bang
Oh easy
Okay, I took a picture and then press right-click dinner catch mode
It's sucked
Oh, it's here is
Okay
This is so cute! But those vines are in the way. We can't get over there.
It's time for your ember plant to shine. What inspires high-pability? It's perfect for dealing with obstacles like this.
Get him! He worked!
Alright.
Wow.
What are you playing?
Anemo.
It's actually free to play on Steam.
You can check it out yourself right now.
Alright.
Wow.
What are you playing?
Anemo.
It's actually free to play on Steam.
You can check it out yourself right now.
Alright.
Alright.
Pools, grasslands, and giant trees.
At least three enamel families call it home.
Okay.
Oh, didn't you just say you wanted to gather more data?
Yeah, I did.
Now's your chance.
Try catching one of each of the enamel types here.
Do I have a limit on how many- let's catch them all?
If you run out of any pods or have any other issues, just call me.
Okay, I'll just enslave everything here.
The whole fucking nine yards.
Um, bang, 56% I win those.
84%
Huh, got it.
I heard it got that color from soaking up too much sun got it
Try and run away. No
enslaved
What is a starine is it like this enchant them or something if I already have one
Celestis okay so oh I see on the far
Alright, I've got like four different pets to swap from.
Oh, they have like a little cooldown, okay.
Uh, try catching a Skippy.
Are you kidding me, a Skippy?
I gotta move my camera to the south right.
Suck.
I was just catching another one, bang.
Did I just level?
Alright, let me follow the mini map.
It's telling me to go over here.
It's gonna follow that.
Is there fall damn testing?
Oh, I guess not.
Okay, thank you.
I only have four. I don't have access to the skippy that I caught. That's interesting.
Playna wants me to go...
Talk to her?
Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do.
Want me to do some rest?
Speaking of which do you know the purpose of this research expedition?
No or a wondrous phenomenon called the prismana flow
They say it's the most amazing spectacle in the whole world not to mention that anemones
Both the prismana can transform in unbelievable ways
But no one knows what it comes from or why it causes anemone to do
Wow, look at that. Wow
Truth is, no one even knows how Animo first appeared in this world.
Wow.
Idol is just incredible and incredibly mysterious.
Even the Idilians probably don't fully understand this world.
The Idilians?
The Institute has been researching every aspect of this world.
History, legends, how Animo can defeat elemental forces.
I
You've seen the news reports about Polaris badges, right? They give them out to people who make major research breakthroughs
Isn't the team awarding a special batch this time a 50th expedition badge
Who've never missed a single trip, right? Yeah, that's right. It's super rare only five exist in all of astra
I'd love to see one up close
Oh, she's sick, wow.
Okay.
Oh, wow, cutscene, hello.
Where are you going? Hey, don't run
True I need that data it's important
That doesn't feel you'll never be as cool as her in her celestial badge. I feel like a bitch I really do
Oh no.
What the fuck?
Oh, my butt.
Did that thing just throw me out?
Nicole, are you there?
Binnie?
No, no, no.
I lost Binnie and Nicole.
Oh no.
Am I the Pokemon now?
Or the Ubi mom?
Anima? Unima?
I don't know.
I got like some type of currency in the bottom and I got health at this point.
Stepping?
Oh, the Anemo were here before us.
My gosh, are we the slaves?
Workers called me human, okay, Omega Nemo
What?
Finally I can move.
Nice work, human.
What a strange outfit.
I've never seen anyone like you before.
You, you're out the needle?
How can you talk?
Because we're not ordinary Anemo.
I'm healing the embodiment of soul, courage, and light.
And I am Lunara, representing Lune and embodying harmony and wisdom.
What should we call you, human?
Just call me by my name.
Stupid moron.
Uh, wait. How am I even talking to Anemo right now?
Right now, she wants sure, but still.
Don't call me cute. You should say, um, something grander, like, majestic.
True.
Don't flood me. That's clearly us in the mural. Anyway, humans can only choose one lesson at a time.
So, Arlun, we're pretty powerful after all.
Interesting.
You have a wish you want to fulfill, right?
You seem like you've got guts.
With my blessing, you'll be even more fearless
for someone intelligent and calm like you.
Is this like cast her or melee selection?
I'm gonna go Ludara. Intelligence in the moon is just cooler.
Oh, skilled and ranged area attacks, high recovery, and able sustained combat.
Out of the close combat and striking targets in a small area with impressive burst potential.
To the AoE, Lenara.
A wise choice made by a wise mind.
True, they know. They get it.
Radiant with wisdom and harmony, forever guide you.
So, that's it? Nothing else? Weren't you gonna make my wish come true?
I think there's no more?
Oh no, I can't really remember.
All I know is that we've been asleep in here for a long time.
The same goes for me. How strange.
After awakening, our power and memories should not be so...uncareer.
Anyway, what's up? We should be able to help.
You seem anxious.
Do I?
Have you lost something important?
I lost my camera. I got sip waiting for my friend.
Your friend?
Let me help you find it.
Honestly, other than talking, you're not much help to me like that.
That's fucked up.
What was that?
An earthquake. Is this place collapsing?
Relax. This place is very sturdy.
Okay, oh golly Lunara level one
My gator oh shit
Okay, I can't beat this thing owns me hello, what do I do?
I'm just holding left click.
Oh I won.
If I just hold ice, every time I hit left click it just uses two mana and blasts.
She's so cool I can tell.
Okay, I can tell.
She's wearing a shirt that says victory on it.
Hey, what? What?
I can't do that, can I?
Whoa.
I don't have any power.
Sick.
So mining worked!
Huh? What is this place?
This is the very heart of my being.
I'm twined up right now so hard.
Oh, okay.
Alright, shift to dodge.
Uh, oh, Q and E.
Break. R to transform.
Whoa.
Okay.
Did I already win?
Oh, I did that transform. Here we go.
That's sick.
Oh, that's me.
Oh, that's me.
oh no
so he just goes bad sucks
The combined might of Helian and Lunara finally drained the mysterious 20-
Okay, it's gone.
Recently, the Polaris Institute Expedition Team returned once again to explore the continent
of Idle.
During their investigation, a standout special observer made a significant discovery for
the team.
Many scholars believe this finding could greatly deepen the twining between Aspa and Idle.
Opening new possibilities for the city's future development.
The expedition team has now temporarily returned to the Polaris Institute. We'll have to wait and see the outcome
Okay, wow the news this game has everything so far
So this is principal Oswin. I've already felt a mental what happened
Welcome!
Nicole has already told me all about you.
Allow me to introduce myself.
I'm Ozmul, principal of the Polaris Institute.
The Institute is spearheading exploration and research efforts to cultivate talent
in Astra.
As you know, this scientific expedition is being led by the Institute.
I too explored idle in my younger days. You can call me your predecessor.
That aside, I'm sorry you were put in danger. How are you feeling?
Uh, thank you. I'm fine. Um, sorry about what happened. How was Haley and doing?
Unfortunately, according to the leader's report, the other Amiibo has returned to the new...
Oh no. However, I imagine you wish to return to idle and find your companion?
Of course I do.
Yes.
And on behalf of the Institute, I would like to formally extend an invitation to you.
Stupid moron.
An invitation to me.
That's right.
During your first explanation, you demonstrated exceptional talent.
You not only caught numerous amoeba, but also twined with them and fought flawlessly.
The discoveries you made are of great significance.
I agree.
Ancient murals, ancient idyllian script, a Nemo capable of speech, to researchers of ancient
idol civilization, that sub-idyllian ruin is a treasure trove. So, would you like to join the
institute? Uh, this is kind of sudden. That's all right, there's no need to answer immediately.
I've already arranged the preliminary procedures once you decide simply visit the Institute's front desk
Before you decide feel free to take a look around the Institute
Nicole I'll leave our new friend in your capable hands
What started as a peaceful trip and I'll suddenly took a drastic turn after it's gone
come on I'll give you the full tour of the Polaris I can't wait right I almost
forgot something the law is Institute module loaded to terminal
authorization complete what oh
hello stupid moron number nine was it okay
Bini number nine upgraded the upgraded bini has stronger detection features when it's
something important it will alert you right away
Instructor Lita and her team found it. It's all fixed now. Your data and account should
both be fine. Take a look. Come on. Let's go get you ready. Just so you know. You're
kind of a huge celebrity now. Of course. Typical. Am I right?
What the holy shit I'm flying okay can I jump down there oh I actually thought I just died
what is there like invisible glass here okay.
What can I help you with?
Uh, you are...
A student of the players institute. I also work here part-time. You're a student?
Yes, but it's actually quite easy. I'm technically in charge, but...
AI handles almost everything. Typical.
All processes proceed with directorlings, approval, critical matters, blah, blah, blah.
Aside from that, Astra's AI takes care of everything else.
The institute uses over 80% of Astra's AI capacity.
It's a great place to study cutting edge systems.
My goal has become head of administration,
just like Director Ling.
Apparently I have another.
What can I help you with?
Oh, oh, oops, cut screen.
Niley, this is our new classmate.
Principal Osmond asked us to come over.
He said everything was ready for enrollments.
Yes, I've been notified.
Hello! Please verify your identity and access rights here.
Your application complete.
As required, I will now ask a question on behalf of the Polaris Institute.
Please answer carefully.
Okay.
Are you certain you wish to join the Polaris Institute?
I just want to live an ordinary life. Let's just see what happens here.
That's unfortunate. Won't you reconsider?
The Polaris Institute suits you.
I even felt some from seeing you on the news.
Will it? Let me...
What happens?
Yeah, I just want a quiet life.
that's unfortunate but the Institute respects your decision farewell I hope
you find what you're looking for in life I'll miss you but if that's your
choice guess they'll come see you when I get back for Maito see you around
strange polyhedron thing I guess I'll hand it over to the Institute and so
I handed the polyhedron to the Polaris Institute and received a generous reward
Then with my Nemo, I returned to Astra
That first year
discovering new Nemo and exploring those mysterious ruins made me a huge star in Astra
Nicole and I still kept in close contact
Every time she came back from idle
She'd tell me all about what she found
But over time we spoke less and less.
The fifth year, my mysterious and emo companion slipped away with her phone.
He never saw Helian or Lunara again.
And there was no news of them from the Polaris Institute either.
Nicole's messages had gone silent too.
And that strange, wondrous world faded from my life completely.
10 years 15 years my god and we have a lot of what is happening years
Days pass by one after another
We're gonna go over my death the amazing anemo
The mysterious ruins dangerous battles everything all of it was like a dream strangely as i move close
To the end of my life the memories serve us more frequently if I could turn back
Oh, I can't.
Okay, dude.
Why didn't we get an option again?
Oh, man.
There is a message to the principal left for you while preparing your paperwork.
He asked me to do it.
He said,
I'm going to do it.
I'm going to do it.
I'm going to do it.
I'm going to do it.
I'm going to do it.
I'm going to do it.
I'm going to do it.
preparing your paperwork he asked me to relate if you choose to join oh man the
Polaris Institute will shine even brighter with you here please place your
terminal here I'll update your identity here okay
congrats on joining combat skill set okay exit care okay your enrollment is
Now complete! Oh right! The principal also said that when you have time, you can visit the holographic discovery booth to see what the previous expeditions uncovered!
Huh! That feels different from before we set out!
My god, those are massive!
Yes! The anemology department just added a hologram of rare Prismana ennimo from the institute's collection.
Since it was one of the expedition's recent targets, it should make for an interesting exhibit.
We shouldn't keep Dr. Liu assuaded.
Still, since we have time, a quick stop on the way shouldn't hurt.
Come on, let's go!
I'm gonna release this one more thing.
Take this, this is the Polaris Institute uniform.
No way!
Every student receives one upon enrollment.
Sometimes a new outfit changes everything.
Try it on when you get the chance.
Alright, how do I put- hold on.
Shut up!
Let's go find Dr. Lewis!
Hold on, how do I get to my outfit here? What's going on?
Appearance.
Select uniform.
Daaamn!
Left-Sat is way as all appearance components, mix and match freely.
Okay.
Whoa, okay.
Sick!
What the hell that is absurd perfect timing come this way dr. Lewis, okay
You've met him before right dr. Lewis is an instructor from the institute's path-binding department
Hi, dr. Lewis. I'm dr. Erste born the expedition team
Hey, hold on. I gotta go. I see if Vicky got food. I'm starving.
I got a snack.
Let's see if we can get any food here.
What are those gorditos babe?
From my, when I flew home from Bluzcon, I never ate these, they're in the pantry.
When did you get gorditos? Yeah, you want some I give you half of them. Want me to put them in a bowl for you?
Dibs okay, let me go I'll put some in a bowl for you, but let's order some food if you don't mind. Please hook us up
All right, let's get back to it.
Uh, hi Dr. Lewis, I'm Stupid Moron. I'm here to join your expedition.
No need to be so formal. By now, I bet there isn't a single person
in Astra who watches the news and doesn't know your name.
Really? Hmm. The principal has already approved your
paperwork. Your data has been entered into the terminal, and your authorization
is complete. Once confirmed, you may officially join the expedition.
Previously you are only an observer, but now you'll be joining as a full member Wow for safety purposes
I'll need to confirm with you once more
The real idol is nothing like that safe little starters. Are you ready?
Yeah
My strutters on wasn't that safe either
That was my mistake. You're stronger than I gave you credit for true. I had one try it all right enough
Don come with me to the transportation facility. We're heading to idle
Hold on to us. Can I get out already?
Indeed. And right on schedule too. Is there something you need, Principal?
Don't worry. I'll be out of your hair in a moment.
I'm only here to present a personal gift to our newest student.
Shubin Mora.
Oh, it's a patch tape. You can keep all your badges in it.
Thank you, Principal. I'll learn even more badges and fill up every slot.
I'm already beating the game, by the way.
I already won.
Wow.
Okay, open function menu, character, badges, starbound journey, okay, now what does it
do?
Badges, record achievements earned on your adventure, they are important keepsakes worth
Treasury
My perceptive and emo friend to humans rarity itself is a kind of power
of
Thank you for your gift. I'll treasure it
But from now on I'll learn patches of my own
Once that represent my own achievements
I'll tell this case
myself
Excellent. That's the best answer I could ask
Do your best young pathfinder
Wait, don't close it yet. I want to see it again
Alright, let's not waste any more time. You can admire it later
Now proceed to the transportation device and prepare to depart
Okay
Gameplay
The fuck?
This is the outpost the institute prepared for the expedition team.
It's still under construction, more facilities will be added in due course.
This is the research console.
It analyzes data, records logs, and generates reports.
You upload will enrich the anemology department's database and earn your research points
The Institute will grant rewards based on your points. Okay enough doc try reporting once for yourself
Then that's all
Oh shit
Damn a perfect
Okay, a couple rares in there too, so the same monsters can essentially have different rarities
That's why you want to I guess collect multiple
Wait, so this is
How many are there?
Okay
Infotainment in an emo with high potential
Congratulations, your research console can quickly assess the potential of an emo you caught an emo with higher potential
Typically possess superior abilities. You can review this via an email management
Okay, press it all to show your cursor or pet pee all
Nemo management system. Oh, you can play up to four and even with the same time
Okay, we drag that and then close it Lunar is already in okay
Now what?
Back over here?
No?
Okay.
Speaking of which, do you know the theme of this expedition?
No.
You simply put, it is an extremely rare phenomenon, the Prismana Flow.
The Prismana Flow is not merely beautiful and rare, it also carries a unique and mysterious power.
When an emo are exposed to the Prismana Flow, they may gain special forms, leaving unique powers.
Just like my ego an emo forms are not fixed different terrain and climates can change how they look
And of course the prismana form is the rarest of all
Prismana
Let's fuck our left looks crazy keep your eyes open while you're exploring I
Discovering the many forms an emo can take is half the fun
Dr. Lewis can she join me on official investigations now
I
Join you not yet
She's still new here and needs to take things one step at a time to better understand this world
Your first step into I don't yes, this simple task should suit you well come with me
Okay, oh look at that
But that's actually pretty fucking massive
Cut-seaning
Big huh an animal or what did it look like how big was it?
It was really really big with wings, and it flew past in a flash
Don't tell me you didn't see it. It went that way a
Large wing of the Neymar. No, I haven't seen anything like that
But the branch did seem to give off an unusual fluctuation not long ago
You mean the dandelion that's right
symbol of the veins and the sacred tree of idle.
It's beautiful, isn't it? I loved it the moment I saw it.
And the wind just now, I felt it ripple too, almost like it was responding.
Oh, I get it now. Did you mistake those flowers drifting from the branch for something else?
No, it really was an anemo. It flew right over our heads.
it was huge and beautiful
over here
hey what's with the mystery all of a sudden
I wasn't even talking
you saw it too, right?
the huge thing that flew by
it wasn't a big thing
I have special vision
I look like we're the only ones who noticed
or I have special vision
we should maintain discretion
explaining it to prove troublesome
later let's look near the branch
We may find something
Yeah, you're right first things first. Let's get to that dandelion
Okay, that's enough talk come this way. I'm handing out the next task
Since you're so curious about the branch this task is just right for you head to the branch and earn its recognition
This works out perfectly. We can investigate for clues along the way. Oh wait a second. Dr. Lewis
I'm okay with going there, but how do I earn its recognition when you are right there touch it
And you'll understand I'm going way the fuck over there. Okay, however the journey itself is part of the trial
You'll have to fend for yourself
Okay
I'm not trying to bend the rules here, but we're allowed to go together right come on this way
Okay, well get out of here
Good or bad game incredible game. It's also free to play you can get this game on steam right now
Just download it. It's free
You can click the link that'd be even better for me. I appreciate that if you're gonna play it
Makes me look real good. Hey drag the slider adjust the view back out or try whatever
things okay report just by touching it how does it work I don't really know I
guess it has something to do with idols vein network let's go once you see the
branch dr. Lewis will explain everything to you all right quick look that and
the most been blessed by lumen amber what's the lumen amber exactly and
There's a chest there.
Sacrifice it.
Just fucked up. Let's do it.
Okay.
Bang.
Ooh.
Alright.
I can't catch that, it's the teammate.
There are so many amazing mysterious things that continent use each animal's unique abilities to interact with the world, okay?
Well, come on.
How do I bind this guy?
Anemo management?
Okay, I hit P. What are these letters here?
ESF and J. I have no idea, but let's bind this there.
All right, Budclaw.
Don't kill it.
No, no, no.
Fuck it we're killing your family. Beat the hell out of them
So how do I dig this guy out, where's this work?
No stop killing your family
I
Thanks
Let me oh hit the C button in the bottom middle. Oh, okay, and then
Interesting okay, there we go now I get the chest. I didn't know I had to twine with my dude here
Is this a hidden?
I'll do that.
Alright, we're smoothing.
I'm so hungry.
Oh no.
Wait, I'm actually like never failing, I had a 44% chance to succeed, I still am.
Uh-oh.
Well, and I gotta twine up with my big brother, and I'm gonna be like, I don't know what to
do.
and be able to swim like you were born for it.
Well, I gotta twine up with my boy here.
Massive loot, take that.
Oh, damn, auto twine, okay.
Damn!
What's this crazy looking egg right here?
I don't know, but I got it. Alright, that's mine now.
Oh, it's leveling up as well as I captured things. Interesting.
No, I failed.
Damn, I'm capturing everything out here.
Okay, new animo capture that where's the map I am going to this area I guess search ahead
Oh, look at that!
It's actually watch carefully.
Massive anyway here.
Let's keep yourself safe, but all right.
Ooh.
Yolink.
Is it cloud? What is it? What the hell is this?
Ooh, what the f-
Can I climb these or- Oh!
Oh shit!
That cloud disappeared and the Nimbio illusions gone too.
Does that golden thing have anything to do with it without the clouds?
The Nimbio saw fell down.
Mother unconscious. How about we catch a few?
Trying to.
Capture to everything?
Let's keep going.
What is this?
Collect scattered lumen am- Okay. My time?
I watched for a stamp. Bang. Challenge complete.
I made it.
Oh
Turn him into mutton. Oh fellow meat eater
Maybe I can't pin him against each other
Uh, what is the woman to do?
Okay.
Feels phenomenal.
Floating all around me.
that adequate gear and supplies are all they need to thrive here. But now you've experienced
what truly makes this place different.
Yeah, observing an evil, twining with them, touching the pulse of the vein.
Oh, warning.
In that moment, it felt like my mind connected with the vein, and the whole world looked
different.
Oh.
This is what it feels like for an outsider to be truly recognized by a new world and
become part of it.
By offering human amber you can help restore more of the branch's energy and deepen your bond with it
Well, it make me stronger too, of course those who return energy to the branch receive its blessing
Each blessing will improve your abilities and aid you as you travel through life
Okay in any case
Congratulations, you've successfully completed your first task
Welcome to idle your journey officially begins. Thank you glad to be here
over here remember that huge thing we saw flying overhead yeah oh shit it's over
there it feels so warm beside the branch like the land itself is breathing
along with me maybe that's what brought it here I think it dropped something
when it flew past something unusual stirring in the wind ahead of us
Okay. Ooh, a feather.
Catching the feather.
So, want me to jump off? Okay.
Probably. It's huge. And it's glowing. And so light.
Surely this is no ordinary animal's feather, right?
And its posture is far from ordinary.
I have a feeling it's hiding more than a few secrets.
If only Hylian were here. He's always so brave.
lead the team with Lita in charge of security. They'll begin very soon. But I'm guessing neither of you
wants to just sit around here waiting for the results, right? Of course not. Killian is still
asleep in the mural, and I'm the only one who can wake him. Yes, that's our theory too. If we
want to do that, we'll probably need the ancestor present. The investigation is extremely
important even if we leave your companion asleep for now
i've kept in the rules from you comer and risk disrupting the whole operation
what if i prove myself good sharp driven brave that's exactly the kind of question i wanted
you to ask that's right then here's my answer you guessed right just become a student of the
institute and you'll qualify to join this investigation okay that's easy the process
This isn't complicated. You'll take a guidance lesson from a senior student. Once you pass, I'll handle your assessment myself.
Of course, you'll also need to obtain this region's badge for the Nimbus Fields. It'll serve as proof of your knowledge of idle.
If all goes according to plan, we'll arrive right as the investigation begins. Then you can officially reunite with your friend.
Call it extra trouble if you like, or call it a challenge.
I can't challenge are you ready to take it on?
Yeah, excellent now. We'll oh
Look over there actually the senior student assigned to guide you ought to be nearby too
Go find Lana and ask her about it a little heads up
She loves twining with her research subjects. So finding her might require a little effort on your part
Okay
Okay, so what do I do here?
Certain anemo have a unique path, finding such as fly, climb, try with anemo or equip
the appropriate anemo in your exploration slot.
Okay, so I should go as this guy and twine the hell up.
Bang.
Offline press space midair to leap upward a short distance like I'm gonna run out
of stamina here
Oh, that's her right there. She's the Firefox.
Cannot catch. Really?
Hey, what about the children? No?
Fuck you.
All right, let me go back to this.
You've been circling around me like that nonstop. Did you need something?
Wait, you're a human, right? Senior Alana?
Deanna stage.
could you help me find out what they're planning don't forget to twine okay so I
become an ember pup and you might find out what they're talking about
all right
Press T to hustle, oh my god.
Okay, I'm questing.
I thought I was getting a phone call
It does
Yes, just as I thought. This is a sanctum. It was built by Helens long long ago. It contains an unusual power. Complete the challenge within, and the fame will grant you a blessing. Shall we try it? I remember it being quite fun.
All right, let's go in and take a look.
OK.
Wow.
OK.
Enter sanctum
So first clear award I get XP and something in a jig four chests are available, okay
Looks like you can't bring an emo to the sanctum. Oh, I do this at you and take a look okay. There's four chests
Okay, Animo ability introduction, twine with animo then tap and hold Q to aim, release
It's a fireball, okay.
See if I missed any chests here in the back, all right.
Look at this. Burn that. My god, it spreads.
That's two chests, right?
Let's go the other side, I guess, and then we'll go up there.
Oh, that's easy.
It's three.
Who knows?
There's one here to- oh!
You sure you spend money on it when you get for it?
Ah, if the time comes up, yeah.
I actually have no idea.
The game is free to play.
Click my link in the chat, by the way.
But I'm not sure exactly where the ability for it to be free-to-play comes from, because it does have to be there.
okay success is there a base building or multiplayer or boss fights dog I don't
know I just got here
The Emberpup family has guarded this place for generations.
They must have understood how it could help them grow.
Huh?
Quickly, look!
That Emberpup transformed!
It did?
Oh shit.
Wait, does it turn into the big guy already?
Evolve.
That was fast really
Level to flamer ruff fluffer flamer rough flamer rough. Oh
My god, it gets nuts triple headed. Oh, you can go different builds
Interesting, okay
of
Listen up, the boss of the Nimbis around here, a turbo is right next to me.
This one's seriously strong, so come find me quick.
Oh, and you can catch some enemo on your way here too.
Let's see. Try catching a Flutternim and an Iris.
Flutternim and Iris. Wait, what are the bathroom really quick? Hang on.
That's what I need to see on time.
right gamers. If you couldn't have two balls, would you rather have one or three? It's a
great question. Wow. I mean, can you function with one testicle like just fine? Three can
get tangled. Yeah, yeah, I heard like your balls can get twisted. And if that does happen
and they're twisted for long periods of time, you can lose them.
And I've always been really insecure about my testicles getting twisted.
You can literally die.
Uh, someone told me that when I was in middle school
and it's been like living rent-free in my head my whole life.
So imagine three.
Anyways.
Bang butterfly bucket let's catch the whole family
Where do I have left?
Like 32?
Midair?
Bang.
No escape.
Really? Get the fuck back in there. Slave? Lock him in. Really? I see. Whoa, it's gone.
If it's a wind type...plant?
Water?
Oh, right, okay.
I don't know what types there are.
Oh my god, there's a lot.
I don't know what types there are.
I don't know what types there are.
I don't know what types there are. Oh my god, there's a lot.
There is plant.
It looks like multiple things can actually fuck it up.
If your level is too low, the fight will be much harder.
Leveling up your enemo first is always a good idea.
You got this.
If you can beat it, that proves your skills are among the best in Nibbis
fields. Oh, I almost forgot.
Here, this is for you.
Nine's a lot. I thought it would be like four.
This any pod ultra is more powerful than a common any pod
It can even improve your chances of catching a powerful alpha and emo like a turbo
If you actually manage to defeat it you might as well try to catch it
Any pod ultra okay, well I need water
Level up
Okay, that's actually a massive stat increase. Can I keep doing this?
Level 15 now, okay
And what type are they?
Is that light?
Bang massive damn
Okay, we actually got some mechanics going on here
Blasted
Oh, the damage is horrible here.
I have a heel interesting
Great why have a transform as well
Massive damn
It's protected right now.
Flur it into striking, Flur it into striking to two Nimbus so we can have it even crash
down.
Okay so I have to make it hit these guys.
Okay, one.
Oh, maybe that was it.
Come on.
Uhhh...
Wait, I need that back.
I fucked up. I think I fucked up.
That's wrong with no match for you.
True.
Congratulations.
Your guidance lesson is complete.
Okay.
Let's go to my teacher, let him know what's up.
Dr. Lewis!
Lana!
You impressed Lana and even earned yourself a badge.
You've come such a long way in so little time.
Congratulations freshman. You've passed the guidance course and proven yourself commendably
Starting today you are officially a student of the Polaris Institute. Well
Congratulations, may you always carry hope and passion in your heart and shine like the stars
Thank you instructor. I'll keep working hard
unlock talent points hello after you're promoted you can learn more active skills and passive
talents view the skill and earn a heal okay okay a hoverboard yes increase animal damage
by 7% after 20? Okay.
Mode switch. Pro catcher.
I guess we'll get pro catcher. Interesting.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
The Elite Training Program makes you stronger and the best choice to help you explore the world.
Okay.
Pressing all to show the cursor or press F3.
Ooh, what the fuck? Wait, this looks nuts. Hello?
Elite training includes growth goals, tailored for pathfinders, complete these goals to gain lots of something, complete four required quests to finish this chapter and claim chapter rewards, complete required quests and reach the required character level to promote your title.
Elite training quests also grant Elite training points, save enough points and claim the ultra rare anemo.
All right.
It was... Go wear flowers bloom. Do you know where that might be?
Oh, then you must have met someone from Bloomville. The place where flowers bloom. The land blessed
by flowers and butterfly shadows. The land of flowing fragrance. Those are all the names
they used to describe their home. It was also one of the first settlements in Idol
to establish ties with Astra. It's known for its flowers and fragrances, and is
I've always enjoyed a close relationship with the Polaris Institute they regularly send on boys to trade with our student station at Nimmis fields
Come to think of it. They should be arriving around now, right on cue. See that girl coming this way
She must be this year's blue
The fuck okay, Daya
Messenger from blue and she's here. You must be our friends from Astro. Yes. I'm Dea from Bloomville
Okay, pleasure to meet you. The pleasure is all mine
You must be with the Polaris Institute, right?
Elder Yeager told me about you.
I'm here on behalf of Bloomville to meet our friends from Astra
and pick up the supplies we ordered.
Indeed. I thought you'd be arriving around now.
Everything's set at the outpost,
so head over whenever you're ready.
Oh, and this new student of mine
has a few questions about Bloomville.
If you don't mind.
Oh, yeah. The place where flowers bloom.
Is that another name for Bloomville?
If you heard that phrase near Nimbus fields, then they must have met bloomville. Oh wow
It's always been the place for flowers bloom a land of blossoms and wonderful fragrances
We did go through some troubles before but thanks to lady Irelia everything's been peaceful recently once you see the bloom festival
You'll understand what we mean by the place for flowers bloom. I'm ready. Let's go check out the bloom festival
Fuck it. It's bloomville's most important celebration held only once every 10 years a bloom festival
Bless by flowers and butterfly shadows. Oh, right. The elder mentioned inviting our friends or master to the festival
Would you two like to come along? Yes? Thank you, but I have other plans bullshit my star pupil here
Stupid moron. It's my name
But the offering ceremony begins in just a few days. So you want to set out soon if you're planning to attend
Bloomville invitation gift. Do you know the way to bloomville keep following this road?
and you'll be there in no time. I'd better hurry to your outpost too or I won't make it back in time.
Okay, we're going to Bloomville. Dr. Lewis, what is this all about? Here's the situation.
A rare kind of anemo called the Irisolus makes its home near Bloomville. That's Lady Irelia,
the one she just mentioned. Every 10 years, Bloomville holds a ceremony to honor Irelia
with offerings and prayers. According to legend, she awakens during the ritual,
bringing forth the Prismana Flow.
That's right.
Like I said before, the Prismana Flow is the main focus of this expedition.
All station team members across the region to watch for it and study its effects.
And your job is to represent Astra at the ceremony.
You'll attend the offering ceremony, observe the Irisilis' once in a decade appearance,
and investigate the Prismana Flow too, if it appears.
That sounds fascinating.
Plumville? The offering ceremony? And the Prismana flow? Plus Anima we've never seen before.
But what about the investigation at the ruins?
Don't worry. The Bloom Festival won't take long, and it overlaps neatly with our preparation time.
Okay.
By the time you return, you'll be able to join the investigation directly.
Okay, so let's see what do we got here it wants me to go 200 meters
This guy is sick. Wait, can I just buy these dudes? Claim Prismana, choose your animo.
Oh my god.
Do you get a free one?
Is that how that works?
Got a lot of wolves and stuff.
Little jellyfish.
Interesting.
handbook there's a bird with a little trumpet face oh damn this guy looks like
he slashes fire damage and psychic I think pick the hot one what's the hot
That one.
Well, this guy's got a two-handed sword.
Pony.
Pure psychic dam.
Hmm.
hmm this cat is pretty sick select available upon reaching Wayfarer one
can be changed before claiming okay so I can't get that yet alright let's just
move on then and then f1 there's some new buttons whoa hit the open wilds and set
off now stamp rush here you can use luminambers energy to nurture the branch
press the button to infuse the branch with energy first in the branch with
enough amber will improve the current. Okay.
I mean, how many do I have? Can I have four left? Can I do it all? Ah, yes!
Oh, my burger. I'm so hungry.
All right, okay, nurture offering support don't be surprised to see him floating in the clouds
What is happening here?
Do I need to run to this now?
Am I sidetracked?
I guess I run to this and see what's up.
shrug and same same tbh
and now i'm in the open world segment where you know
i have choices it's not linear story
tutorial mainly
okay attract the anemo
Oh. Guaranteed success, okay.
I guess this is so you can farm
this specific enemo that you want.
My God.
Does he read chat?
Use the surfboard.
How?
You're right, I did buy that.
Claim all.
Equip it, press I.
Okay, so it's not equipped?
Okay, there's different like skills you can put over here. Oh arrow board replace. I don't
I don't think I applied that.
Hold on.
Now I see it.
What?
Okay it's on cooldown.
Fuck.
Inside these clouds it seems like there's like kind of like little puzzles I guess
But I don't have the time it's gonna go to the quest area
Okay, damn, I'm really zooming
I wonder what kind of anemo anirisalus is.
It's an anemo of the iris family.
Lucky!
Gross is never used to giving me anemo.
For an ordinary iris to become an irisalus, it would likely take extraordinary effort.
No, Louie.
It's not for you.
Shit.
All right, let's get to that town.
I wonder what the tribute ceremony will be like.
I feel like people want honor, Julian and me this way too.
Why don't we go see it for ourselves this time?
Then perhaps you could hold a ceremony like this for us someday.
Yeah, I don't get my hopes up if I were you.
Pranky. 56%.
Easy
Yo
Besides, the Prismana flow and irisilis are both worth investigating.
Having fun and researching at the same time? Pretty efficient, right?
You're right.
Oh, uh, awesome.
Exactly. Let's enjoy ourselves while we get this done.
Whatever happens, this should be far easier than our last ruins investigation install.
Oh, uh, speaking of those ruins, I'm still a little concerned.
Well, Hylian's aura is calm.
I guess he returned to the mural to recover when we first met.
The big cube suddenly awakened and woke us up, too.
We'd gathered years of energy while we slept, but it's still...
You'll poke me too, dog!
Shame, man!
Hylian didn't twine with you, so he couldn't replenish everything...
Collecting everything?
and had to return to...
Anyway, safety is what matters most.
Let's hope your friend gets some good rest,
just like these other animals,
so we can meet again afterward.
Yeah, hopefully.
Oh wait, why are all these animals sleeping here?
Cause they're bitches?
Let's catch them while they're sleeping.
Okay.
Isn't that a little sneaky?
Yes, it is.
Whatever.
Whoa, this one's glowing.
Is the perfect opportunity.
I
Think I cut like an Omega rare one
Oh
True
I
God
What's this
Yeah the incense in it feels
I
Knock it over
That's right.
They are a sense to do the chorus all of strands are guests and bloom well as decreed by our
I made a new in sense for the festival and it was more powerful than it is
but it's not something I think I've heard of them before
Is it not some sort of really amazing?
Yeah, thank you to Loria the thumby wing is a great animal
She brings us all beautiful trains
I just mean expectors have colorful aromas
Okay. Go to Bloomville. Meet with Nicole again. Uh, what is this? John Paul?
Oh
Huh
Oh, I don't know if I did that right.
Neo's message.
We're pointing.
That's Rivaun.
Oh.
Oh.
Whisper TV's.
The vibe here is perfect.
I agree.
How do I upvote?
Oh, my bad.
I didn't mean to press it.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to press this.
Okay.
Welcome to Bloomville, land of flowers and fragrance.
Wow humans and anemo all busy making perfumes no wonder they call it the land of flowers and
fragrance true that's because the bloom festival is tomorrow so soon everybody will offer the
perfumes they've made themselves huh what's this
Examine the statue.
Oh, the feather. I can turn it in here maybe.
Oh, wow.
Uh...
This ruler of this place, the land called Thecephrapost.
I sense the changes of soul and ruin.
And I am sending this to you, through this feather.
Look.
I'm looking.
Good. It worked.
I know.
Someone's coming.
Tomorrow, the operation officially begins.
Who's there?
This is bad.
It is as creations that replicate the power of the core.
That is why they stirred soul and wound and drew my attention.
Our time is up.
It looks like this is where it ends.
And the thing recognizes you.
I may be able to appear once again.
Communication request. Communication request.
Alright.
Message from Boer?
We have an emergency. I'll keep it brief.
something abnormal has happened at the ruins
what did those weirdos take Helian?
huh?
how could you possibly know that?
I had a vision!
okay, describe it
if they took Helian, you may be in danger too
you and Nicola are at Lundville
good, it's relatively safe there
we'll notify you of any of it
that wasn't a train, Nicola
alright
did you notice anything strange about me just now?
I can escape
You decide to visit the elder for more answers skip cutscene
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I didn't quite get to the part where you can you know pay for stuff
But it is a free-to-play game and I played three. It was awesome
Tomorrow I will be logging into wow forever. I think beforehand. I will be jumping in a call with the boys
Just to kind of you know chat up talk about the beta and all that because I think the beta releases at like 3 p.m
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