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I got he.
I got he.
I got he.
Squeeze you ever play Baldur's Gate 3?
I don't kiss until.
and
Thank you, Bricky Cube. Double R. You forbii uh thank you for twenty nine months twenty nine months Jesus.
Monkey man five. Thank you for the new tier one. Thank you, Bricky Cube for the thirteen months.
Uh thank you. Set and see for the five. Thank you, Ryan, the killer for the new brim. Drew's gots gas. Thank you for the new tier one.
suck bones happy at twenty one years. Thank you.
Big pop a smurf. Thank you so much mince unicorn.
August. Three months.
Yeah.
You think that was me plan? What the hell?
Thank you. Jellyfish queen for the one year.
Thank you.
Gonna be fun watching you play Rocket League.
can't wait wait what do you mean by that. Hey I have a question uh is it possible for me to get diamond
Captain Tommy Sunami thank you for the prime. Maybe I start with a couple of months. Yeah maybe
baby I don't know what's happening in Cobbleman giga otter giga mentioned in
chat with something
should I do my homework or play cyberpunk and watch your stream don't
your homework whatever you do. Do it just just do it tomorrow morning or later like who gives a shit.
Squeaks like cried when you finally beat Minecraft. Yeah, me too. Here's a happiness.
Thank you, Jelobino! For the tier 3! What the hell is a lot of money man?
I appreciate it. Thank you. Hopefully not a mistake.
Sweetshed, how do I turn off notifications? Just uh, I think you're just unfollowed, frankly.
Or you go into your notes on the bottom right? Click the arrow and hit don't uh, like don't
No notifications, I think.
I don't fucking know.
Bobby, thank you for the prime.
Thank you.
Minus one viewer.
Fuck.
Thank you, B of B, just for the prime.
Thank you, is with Fizz.
Okay, this is very intense.
Can we do something a little like this?
I feel like I'm...
Can we do something a little more playful?
I don't know any.
Um, bum, bum, bum, bum.
I don't know, bum, bum, bum.
I don't know, bum, bum, bum.
Squeeze my breath today, I turn 24.
I'm in on Knao, aren't I?
Yeah, according to the children of the internet, yes.
Guard is said, you are onke.
But whenever you feel bad about being old,
they're just remembered.
Children have homework.
And that should make you feel way better. Holy.
There's a chatter to homework and test a study for like, imagine.
Holy fuck.
I still have homework on 28. Oh, grad school.
Why does that make you master?
If you got your master's degree?
like if if someone gets their masters degree there technically I'm not being weird already it's I just started stream give me a sec please
I have my masters oh master mosaems
Okay, those act. Think of the prime.
Appreciate it.
Which does that make people without masters?
Good with their money.
I don't need to start.
I'm not running a war on the educated.
I'm joking! I'm joking!
I'm joking!
Some people have their masters fully paid. Oh well, then that's fucking worth it, obviously.
I have a full sponsorship for my master's law. You wouldn't have sent it to the lowercase law.
You're so fucking smart Jesus.
Everything is paid for by me, love.
Shad, fucking giga-shad.
Give me monster 2.
I just got one million dollars given to me, Lull.
Ha ha ha.
No, no, no, sad people don't love.
Someone will come in here and say,
my girlfriend just broke up with me, Lull W.
I
Should we see if Cobblemon works any counter strike today?
Look at you guys dude holy fuck the counter strike viewers are awesome. I love you
I will maybe be playing counter strike it might be a really long stream because let me tell you why
Let me tell you why
because
I have a lot that I want to do
For example, Cobblemon I want to do
I want to play Rocket League. I want to get to Diamond.
And I want to play Counter Strike. What the fuck? There's so much to do.
Thank you, Summer Mal.
How holy cow why did so many people say there's a sponsor today isn't there? There's no sponsor
I don't think I've done a sponsor in like three months
Like I've been because I'm like morally what I'm looking for a fucking sponsor man
I'm looking for one all right. It's happening soon
It's happening
Oh, yeah, yeah, I heard about that also
and
finally
no, I don't have the animal crossing sponsor, I need to look into animal crossing because
where did they change really, you know what I mean?
Like, what if they really chill, is it worth it?
It's hard to get back into animal crossing, is I'm basically giving myself homework
next month like is it or like if I get into animal crossing that's just what I'm doing
like assignments you'll see a few Jessica
for being funny for six months straight thank you so much Jessica I appreciate that no
for skin being for the four months Brandon G Williams even three months appreciate it
uh no obviously you know I see if you Jessica I know what am I now gonna say my subscribers
man's
You look very friendly evil today. I don't know what that means
So how are we doing folks
boot up CS on non on on on not yet not yet not yet
He looked like someone who's dressed for the dentist
You look like barrels for manual crossing first time chatter
barrel. Right, and this is a barrel. So, all right, now I don't think that looks like me at all.
Actually, not uncanny, obviously doesn't look like me. You even have the same
him here. He has little tubs of hair on the top, man. What are you talking about?
Oh, we don't. Obviously not.
Excuse me, play Mario 64 sometime? Yes, I will. Very soon. Stay tuned. I will be playing
Mario 64 we're going back. We are going back for sure. Dude, I can never play Mario
Maker due to the fact that I'm bad at games. Sadly, 2D games like 2D Mario is so fucking hard.
It's so hard.
Are you excited for the new Game of Thrones show?
I haven't watched House of the Dragons season 2.
Are you guys trying to watch it yet, you know?
Fallout is so good, man.
You know what?
Maybe I don't want, I'm over it.
Maybe I just read Lord of the Rings.
I'm kinda over game of thrones.
The world.
Thank you, Oblec, for the prime.
Thank you.
Oh, my wife is watching heated rivalry.
And let's just say,
some of those scenes.
My lord.
I saw like an episode I got sucked into an episode like I was what I was just like watching
you know I was just watching over a shoulder and it was like some guy and he was like into
hockey and stopped by the coffee place you know yadda yadda yadda they're fucking in
sucking that being at the episode.
See ya.
All right.
Jesus.
Great app.
That's my guess.
Wow.
That just sounds like a gay porn.
Yeah, I mean, here's the thing.
Good.
Right?
You know, that's fine.
That's good.
Good.
Good.
I'm happy about that. Good. Straight. I just want that watch that show due to the hockey
Why do you just say fine? Okay, wait, okay fine. Fuck yeah, I love that player
What's up to appropriate reaction without like being weird about it? Teach me
the
knowledge cool though
maybe i will watch a show
have a real opinion I don't have any real opinions you know this
i don't have any
I'm the
i'm sitting on the fence
No, I'm just kidding. I'm pro-heated rivalries completely without a doubt and if you're against it, you can fucking...
Like fucking...
Each shit.
Seriously, how do you like that for not sitting on a fence?
You got fucking mad.
There ain't today, are we? Y'all a clip saved for the 18 Muslims?
Thank you, a little rat for the prawn.
I'm downing milk like crazy.
Milk voice. I'll have milk voice soon.
Thank you Julia for the 16 months.
I'll watch an episode here there.
I'm busy watching traders.
That's my nighttime show.
I don't know.
I'll squeeze your mommy a lot of the squire
and the new game of throne show. I don't I don't watch that.
Who's your favorite Lisa?
Easily Lisa easily.
Breaking Bad, I watched, I'm watching that too.
I'm on episode 11.
I'm watching a lot of shows, huh?
You know, it comes like a normie. It's crazy.
What the fuck? I'm like not even playing games.
No, I'm not watching Fryrun.
Do you got how many of you guys watch anime?
Maybe it. Maybe I got started.
It's just the problem is I'll like, I'll get recommended an anime
And then, uh, and then I, after like a season, I think it's just bad.
Lappy, Tappy, Seth, thank you.
One piece progress, I've paused one piece, but I will go back to it.
Squeeze, I just got a weight watchers add. These aren't targeted, right? Oh.
Oh
Try try to call him on by the way. Let's see if I can get in. I don't want to say any issues
Friendly friendly
Play
Hi, slow thing
DJ Henry Yoshi for the tier one. Thank you. Lappy tab. He starts for the gift. They last with a camper. Are they with a prime?
But one punchman scene is go did dude. I heard the animators made it in powerpoint. That's a pretty pretty unique
Okay, it's loading hold
Hold
Great if it works. I'm clogged out of my mind. Thank you mr. Blitz. Thank you. I am cannon
I think I've never made a movie with Windows Movie Maker, yes.
Who didn't, man?
I see, I have a video of me reenacting all of Star Wars, except the Real Man scenes.
What? Computer?
Thank you, Freddy, the cat. Okay, it's loading.
Wait.
Show it to us. No. No, I don't think so. Oh my God, we're loving the 333 bit?
That you pray the cat, thank you Mr. Glitch.
Thank you, Gemmy for the nine months.
It's loading.
Please don't be frozen, please, for the love of God.
Oh!
Minecraft.
Wow.
My goal today, find low punnies, do add to my store, and train out Pokemon.
Wait, what's the weird about that?
because they're freaks, y'know that?
We'll be play, eh!
Play.
For some reason, I'm just not interested
in the Pokemon aspect of Callumon.
I like the Minecraft aspect.
I
Like I don't want to train my Pokemon and I'm not interested in that. I don't want to do tournaments like I want to make places
Oh
Lord, I hope I get 07's
What what's happening
I
Oh
Oh
There's a new IP
But I'm scared I'm scared
If they say something mean to me, I'm not mentally equipped
I'm gonna take a slow warning.
Oh, new IPR, shit.
Notchments.
You can do not.
Okay, I'm gonna shoot.
Okay.
Here we go. Here we go.
Extu-d.
My end?
My end?
I'm sorry I hit the wrong button!
button it's my bad. Okay, okay, coming, coming, we did I get IP band connection
lost, received, there's a mismatch mod set between the client and the
server.
Hey!
What the fuck? What the fuck?
What the fuck?
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
Maybe I'll restart my game.
Update your add-ons.
How do I do this?
Um...
Dude, if my cafe doesn't save,
I'm going to fucking go on a killing spree of Pokemon.
Oh, I'm going to fucking...
Thank you, when he moan for gifting a shove.
That's a wild thing to say. It'll be wilder to do.
I'm going to fucking... I'm going to ruin this game for everybody.
I'm gonna suck in destroy houses.
Oh my god.
Just breathe.
I'm gonna go on a fucking...
I'm joining the server, Soli.
I'm gonna get to some issues.
Okay.
Okay, loading.
Stop your scaring me.
The stream is tied to evil.
Good way out.
Prage.
Receive?
Oh, it's not working.
Check the discord, they updated the IP, but this is the new IP, I'll message Abe,
frantically.
I will explain the public server.
I'm down to start a new in the public server.
Oops, oops, oops.
Thank you, Mr. Frosty.
Okay, one more attempt.
Okay, I'm gonna try one last thing.
Okay, I gotta thank you for no reason.
Yeah, sure, thank you.
Oh, I'm sad now. I really wanted to play. I'm going to message Abe.
A can join the new server anymore.
I have some... It gives me an error that says mismatch of some kind.
Oh, I'm on Tim's account.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, I'm second. Wait, no, no, I'm on my own account. You tricked me.
Oh, he messed with me.
Yeah, changed VIP.
Oh, thank you hyperbolic for me.
You were blacklisted, show me the message.
Um, how do I take a screenshot, chat?
I don't have a print screen button.
F12.
Windows let's shift s. Oh, here we go.
Back to that guy.
Hey, squeaks. That's so sad. Sorry that the IP is going for you, but the good cave made
are members uncomfortable. So we're removing from the server. Okay, it's not a good cave.
It's um, you know, it's just a, it's a nice experience.
It's a cafe, it's a lounge.
You know, it's a high-class experience.
You know, you know, it's cozy.
Oh.
Hello?
Hello?
Yo, what's up?
Yeah, I'm worried by the way, just FYI.
Oh, yeah, I won't say any slurs.
Thank you.
Appreciate that.
Good morning.
Good morning.
I hear it in your voice.
How'd you sleep well?
Yeah, I slept like nine hours.
Oh, that's what you need.
You've been working hard to show you our up late yesterday.
Ah, this is a good sleep.
Oh, is this am I the only one with this issue?
Yeah, can you share your screen?
Yes.
I don't think I know that issue.
I have a game up stuff.
Let me see your Chris board.
Good, yeah.
Accelerate the game.
All right.
And now, right click on that icon.
This one?
This one?
Mm-hmm.
But change version, black version, and drop down, yeah, yeah, yeah, and I just click
continue.
And this will work.
Yeah, once that's done installing, you should be good to go.
Well, thank you so much.
Hmm, no problem.
I'll see you on the server.
Yeah, I'll get up in a bit. Perfect. Wait, you're in bed. Thank you. Appreciate it.
I'll call you on the vlog. Oh, geez. Thank you so much. Enjoy your sleep. Bye.
Bye. Good night. Oh, I'm getting home. No, no. It's okay. Take a couple more minutes.
It's so good. Bye.
It's as pending in Q. Wait, I woke him up.
Wait, it's 2pm and Ab is sleeping.
Geez. What a life I guess.
Wait, it's just pending and Q at stock.
Your readiness for his 55. Oh, hey!
Wait, Abe is watching him bad.
Well, he's on his phone right now, type it.
Um, no, take your time. Take your time.
the
way of a visit normal for a to say 0% pending in queue
and
like it's stuck
I'll give it a bit.
I'm just not very
patient sadly.
Abes mad at you for waking him up.
No, he's not.
That was about the 1980s.
What the hell?
What the hell?
I'm not that old.
I don't want to do daily's anymore.
Due to, um...
I feel like it reveals too much about me.
Like, I'm not very a smart guy, I think it's the realization.
I'm an idiot. I'm a fool. I don't know music. I don't know, uh, uh...
I don't know geogessor, all right.
I'm out of touch. I don't know how to fold laundry.
All right.
I don't know, you know what?
The only thing I know is how do I identify a game from its cover?
I am.
I'm just getting higher.
Of course I am.
I'm just saying I don't want a full full laundry
because I read it in the discord this morning,
saying that there should be a challenge
where streamers have to have full laundry.
And I was gonna respond and say,
is that even like what is this chatter it's thing?
But that's like a hard chore.
Like what it's said.
How stupid.
Folding laundry is so easy.
I think you'd be surprised.
I fold laundry.
I do it myself and I put it in the drawers.
I mean, I don't really do that.
I can put job of fool again.
But I try it.
I really try.
I do not have a maid. Oh, it's downloading.
33%.
Oh, you don't want to do that. I actually do have a maid. I bought a room buff.
I just got it yesterday.
Do you put cat ears on it?
Wait, it's AI
Wait, so is it like watching me and like learning about me?
Dude my fan is AI. It had an AI update. What the fuck is that?
Like the software for some reason there's an app and it's an updated to have AI what the hell?
I don't want my fan to ask me how it can help me.
Why buy a room, but they're bankrupt?
Yeah, to help out small business.
I guess I'm a hero.
They'll be using the chat.
Clown open, thinking for the prime.
What is a fan needin' AI?
Brother, why does a fan need an app?
What are we talking about here?
Why do I have to install an app every time I get something new?
And so annoying.
And they're all different apps.
like seven apps are control one might once my fan this other one's this AC
this is like what the fuck I just want to butt in
okay it's loading
oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god that's gonna work
It's gonna work, it's gonna work, it's gonna work, it's gonna work, it's gonna work.
I don't even like remote controls. There's too many clickers, you know, beepers out there.
I just want to go up to the machine click a switch or a button to turn it on or off.
Too many beepers.
First world problems. Yeah!
Oh, oh, oh, what's happening?
It's how, it's how, praise.
Old man yells at clouds.
Where's the old man?
men's middle left, you realize you guys are middle left as well, so mirror emoji.
Call him on joining world. Yes, yes, yes.
I've been all Lord, I hope I get 07 to the server.
Please, oh, please.
Hello?
You're talking to me.
Is I just, oh, I don't know.
How do I talk, wait, what, how do I talk, can you hear me?
Oh, you're a hell of a gun, you're a hell of a gun.
What do you mean?
You're a hell of a gun.
You're a hell of a gun.
I'm a hell of a gun.
You're not, you're a hell of a gun.
Wait, what's happening?
You, you, you, you, you, you see, you got a band from the server?
Who is it?
Wait, you can hear all that?
You can hear that?
Oh, I can't wait, how did I turn it off?
Oh, my old computer.
I don't know what's happening.
Wait, how do I turn it off?
I am, I am, I can't stop talking about my, um,
Wait, what's happening, my- it's not on push to talk.
The max settings, the max settings, the V, V, V, right, setting.
Oh, yeah, I thought, hold on.
I don't want to be, okay, let's-
Okay, I'm going, it's okay, thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
Okay, hold on.
Select microphone here.
Okay.
How do I take it off?
Voice off, oh, here we go.
Oh, I'm going to go to V.
Okay, I got it, I got it.
Can you hear me?
Yes, all right, let's freaking go thank you so much for your help. I really appreciate it. Please
Sorry
But I don't have any
Please
You make very bad
You all that's very bad points. However. I've got a blast
I don't have any pokeballs. I really don't have anything. Yeah, I have nothing.
Okay. Oh, wait, wait. How did I reverse Robbie? Wait, what the hell?
I'm kidding, thank you, thank you. Oh my god, wow.
I
Let's see what what remains of my
Yeah
Dude are there better mounts or is that cheating?
Where's my
Wait, where's my-
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Wait, where's my fucking tower?
Where's my fucking tower?
Wrong way.
Wait, everything looks so ugly. I fucked up my settings, I think.
Hello. Ah, here we are.
Oh, my shaders are off.
Go to settings.
Settings, resource packs.
We had to turn them on.
No!
F3 plus T.
High-smile.
Does this look better?
No, it's still ugly.
Settings, video setting, shaders.
Okay.
Settings, video settings, shaders.
Let's take a look, see.
Where do I?
Oh, shader packs.
Shaders enabled.
Done.
Ugly middle left.
Fuck you, buddy.
Oh, my god.
It makes such a difference.
Wow.
Where did he go?
Love you, Poo-Poo-C.
Wait, what I can't do it.
Where do they go?
Non the hot tub.
Low punnies.
Why should they de-spon?
of
the
okay I'll check it I'll check it
all
maybe due to the server is no
out.
They left me.
They fucking left me dude.
Don't say good for them. They fucking left.
Oh fuck my stupid strongest life.
Do you guys like silence? Or are you guys scared?
Does this freak you out? Oh my god, put out a Pokemon song
squeaks. Put it on. I'm nervous. Inner thoughts. There we go. Come on back to work, baby.
Perfect.
Hello
Hello
Less than three
Look at this one wow
John's presence from squeaks. I'll give him something. I'll give him some wheat.
Make an announcement.
Oh, about my low-pony cafe. No, I got work to do. Like, you know what I want? I want a better amount.
No fence to go back, but go back fucking sucks.
Like, Goldbad is terrible.
Like, to fly with?
To fly? Does Goldbad evolve?
I just, I can't like wind up, I can't play with it.
Like a chill Pokemon playlist.
the
there we go, this is Pokemon
okay, do I have, does it go that evolve
and he gets a bit becomes a better flyer perhaps
okay, wait, I've got some rare candies, maybe he's
Friendship
Two
to
two
and I make him my friend
Okay, chat help me find a flying Pokemon help wow it's kind of beautiful now
like a good flyer because I was kind of stream sniping yesterday and I saw
Abe flying like fucking
you
you
you
you
you
You
the
forward
and ultra ball apparently everyone's got balls bro I don't have any poke balls
like I'm gonna be full I'm gonna be falling behind like maybe I have to grind
like maybe I should start making bowls
wow wow wow wow beautiful
You will never catch up at this point. Maybe not with that chewed.
I really realized there's like real grinders on this server. I respect it.
Flower forest. Beautiful.
What the fuck is this?
What is this?
Is this man made?
Diving board?
Dude my goal that sucks ass.
All right, go ahead, regain your stamina, goal that.
Anything that I can catch or fly.
No, what is this?
Oh, hello, loot area.
What do you have in store for me, I wonder?
Let me in!
Fuck my stupid, chungous life! What the fuck is this?
there we go oh hell yeah wait I actually am hungry
bucket of cod
crap all crap gold you need a gapele we'll get this to my gold bad
get more bread yeah fucking I'll take it
copper can make some pokeballs so copper's actually pretty important
what can I do
oh some pokeballs as well okay I'm already wearing pants
leather pants oh these are probably better
that's it, that's the only thing in this whole cave, what a waste, at waypoint secret there's a lot of chests, oh really, wait a second
But then I'd have to lose my exploration.
My god, this is all undiscovered char unchartered territories.
Break the pod.
What a shot.
What a shot.
I don't give a shit.
It dropped a brick, forward.
Go for a long way.
Squeeze what do I do?
Dordash and hungry panda express.
Orange chicken, broccoli beef,
show man, treat yourself. It's called a plate, no rice, the fried rice at Panda Express
is very dry. Nice and my experience. It's actually not good. The child main, however,
is really good I mean it's it's probably gonna kill you but it's
fine it's worth it it's that fucking good like there's certain foods that are so
good that it's gotta be like it's gonna have something really bad at it like a
really bad. Oh, what the hell is this? Is this someone's house? We
have mercy for something like that. You're not judge. By seeing you, you're
new, is he unfortunate? I saw it's better than my house. What is better
than my house? No, I'm not going to burn down someone's house. That's a
griefing.
I'm gonna all down. No, I'm not gonna.
Guess they come some ass. You think I would do that? That's so mean.
Like, can you imagine someone burned down low-pony cafe? I've never forgive them in a real life?
Like, no joke. They're dead to me.
And I will make sure I get my retribution.
like they'll be sorry, and you guys know I'm not kidding
oh hello and he's gonna loot in here
Oh my god, I thought I just died.
This fucking sucks!
What a waste of time that was!
Is this a good Pokemon?
What is this?
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Number 24.
that's someone's baby's creeps okay when you put it like that
what the fuck is that creeps here
oh yeah let's ride let's ride let's ride let's ride
um map
thank you jasher
Yeah, you see Davis. It's awesome. They put statues of you. Oh, thank you, Jan, I appreciate it
Whoa, this song is so good. Oh, hello, what is that?
Nothing
you
you went past a binary
you're lying
you're radiating
wait, what is this biome? It's beautiful
like a lot
Wow.
Ow!
Oh, is that a easy way to refresh stamina?
Oh, fucking stupid gold bat.
Go!
I think I just found a speedrun tech.
to
this world is huge man
watch it's almost out of stamina
island
take out
does that help
it's slower
No, no, no, no, no, no, grab a bird, I want a bird, I mean, honestly, Golbat isn't that bad.
I think maybe after I evolve it, what the fuck is this?
Oh my god.
I should probably get rid of some of this stuff on. I guess I'll have some carrots,
Enerod of seeds...
May...
Ahhhhh....let's take a bus.
Smything table?
Anything good here!
A ball I'll take!
Let's use our...where's my goal that?
I'll use this on my goal that.
Hi buddy!
This is a beautiful area.
Oops.
What's happening?
Why not your burning.
Are you okay?
Plus five armor. Yeah, I'll take that.
This is the first day by the way that I've actually like exploring. I just realized that I've been so many hours of just building this fucking cafe. I haven't played the game.
What am I doing?
Yo, thank you, uh, thank you an angel Gabrielle. Thank you. All right, let's go
It's no fun exploring. Yeah, it is like what's out there?
I haven't realized
I didn't even know you can really explore
or like there's actually stuff out there to do and to see.
Like look at this look at these flowers.
All right. By the way, would you consider making a compliment Academy
server for the community discord like Fuse Lee is doing?
No.
Thank you. Jackal Lantern.
No.
I've realized there's always drama when I do a server like that.
No, not really, but it's all good.
Just join Fusley server if you want to play column on.
Or the public server, why not Apes public server?
Man, and I am a man for battle.
Is it because you hate us?
Holy fuck, where am I?
Why does it look like this?
Highland fields.
Okay, anywhere Pokemon keep your eyes peeled here.
any rare Pokemon look at top right if there's I'm looking for two types of Pokemon
ones that can fly or extremely good rare Pokemon but I can keep and trade for
or trade for money or low punnies frankly to be put in honest.
the
bomb bomb bomb
do you like high-tail
do you why ask me I don't know
it's fine
sir quatt thank you
I don't know where else to put this so the
There's a flyer on the radar who?
Where?
Oh, I don't like this one. Sorry, ugly.
And he should be like at least somewhat aesthetic.
Where is Hannah and Spawn?
Why is he sharing the cottage?
Oh, oh, is this some?
Is this a reference?
It's the glaught on way stones. Okay, okay on my way. I've got the bathroom
Enjoy this beautiful vista
You got it out of your body.
Oh, don't worry, don't worry...
Come on.
Go on, settle down.
Yeah, you got it, you got it.
You gotta.
You gotta...
Baw, wauow!
Want me to?
Psycho!
Think of the sub!
Snank you!
Okay.
Hello!
Hello!
Hellooo!
Hello!
Oh
Hello. Hello. Hello.
Oh.
Swakes.
Oh hello.
Hey.
Oh.
Oh, you're pink.
Where are you guys?
Acklifary.
Huh.
Oh.
That's nice, I like it.
Wait, where's your house?
What the hell's in your mouth?
Oh, oh sorry, that's still in there.
Yeah, how did you put that in there, right?
Can I do that?
What?
The card.
Oh yeah, you have to find cards.
I got a pack of three.
Yeah, I really hope that I even put it
you equipped it on your helmets lot.
Squeaks team rocket found me, and it was really scary,
And I was freaking out and um, and then I had to give six put what's this oh six ultra balls. They um, team on the me ultrables
Wait, really? Yeah
It was it six
No, they gave me 12. I guess
That stinks that did you have ultrables to give?
No, I had his lower balls, but I'm gonna get quick balls. Oh
Oh, wait, get that house, yeah?
No, I literally just logged on, I'm freaking new.
What was your starter?
Can I change mine?
I didn't know that.
Oh, that's yours.
Yeah, there's what I turned into.
Hi.
Can I stop that?
No.
Look at his pegs!
Maybe I do like it. Wait, okay, hold on. Oh
Wait
I show you my
Cafe. Oh, yeah, you're perfect cafe. Okay. Never mind then
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it looks like a gentleman. I haven't been made. It's no. The cafe is amazing. And I hear it. I'm sure. I'll see the folks are paled there
Well, I heard it literally. Okay, can I can I be honest them what?
Squeaks. I don't know a lot of jokes. Oh
Oh, well, you've got it prepared, material.
I know what, like, how do you write your-
Can I tell everybody to chill up?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
You're doing a stand-up show.
You're doing a stand-up show.
No, no.
No, no, no.
I'm going to answer something.
What, really?
So they-
Like, like, the new Pokemoner is fuckable or whatever.
I don't know.
That's what I mean.
What?
I like, um, what's his name?
The most sexy Pokemon is
Crocodile. Yeah, Crocodile. He look he has abs on his back or something. Yeah, he's uh, he's incredible shade
I barely hate rain up. Oh, you know what you need what you need a flying Pokemon. Oh
Yes, I've seen Sam fly around on one. Yeah, it's like it's really fun
Oh, yeah, yeah, get them side up. I'm gonna log him
Yeah?
Yeah?
Good ones are just here.
I...
Well, I don't really care about hookamons.
I got, oh yeah.
I don't care about anything else.
Yeah, I got a little punny.
Do you want it?
Oh my god, I would love one.
Yeah.
How do I give it to you?
Oh, here, here.
That's my fucking X.
Hold R when you look at me and then trade.
I'm holding.
Oh.
Oh, here we go.
Okay, oh, that's a beneri. Oh, well, that's fine. That's fine. I'll give you a level 21 Marie. That's my favorite. I love Marie. Yeah, there you go. Yes. Oh my God. Thank you. This is so nice of you. I really do love that Pokemon. I have like beneri's and low punnies just walking around my facility. So this one will make it. I'm here so you're going to jump to Mike. I'm a perfect. What? I'm sorry. I just got really sorry. I'm just like really scared because you said I was going to do a set of jokes.
at the cafe and like you know I'm really not though I don't I don't make an announcement
no I don't think we should do that okay I don't think we should do that also I've been trying
to get a jester outfit and all the ones are pervert what do you mean I'm kidding what do you mean
I'm gonna get jester outfits so I could be the jester but they're like kind of they're like
weird what's your outfit you're like a Pokemon outfit no no I mean for first for stream for the
for the jester stream oh yeah I feel like um
to clown but there's not a jester or clown what's the difference yeah but a jester is more like
jingly and like has more like you know what?
jester is more like wincey I feel like a jester is more like mean really?
yeah clown is like what do you want to strip this away like I feel like a jester is like
scheming all the time. Okay. Like Billy Wonka exactly. Okay, yeah, he's just
her like. And just her, like, he's on his own house. Yes. Look, look. It's, I've really
come up from 12 minutes ago. Okay. So, okay, so your, you were saying that you don't
really do the hook on stuff. So, you're just the owner of the cafe. Yeah. That's your,
that's what you're working out with your cafe. Yeah. I've like, today I started
exploring a little bit more. Oh my god, Lou. Yeah, this is my, oh, this is my
Oh, take anything you want from me.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm like, um, yeah.
Okay, while it's a start, some people don't even know.
Oh, yeah, what?
You who took down my thing?
Oh, I thought those were a weeds.
Oh.
Sorry, I thought those were a weeds.
Oh, oh, oh, my bad.
Um, yeah.
Some people don't even build houses.
It's not crazy.
They just have everything outside.
Well, I mean, I guess we're like going around and doing it.
Yeah, I've never even know where the dungeons are. What are you going to do? Are you going to like
Become the best there ever was I try because I've never I've never played I haven't played a lot of Minecraft
Monpacks so yeah, I want to try and learn wait oh my god wait you can take my stuff too
I've got a random shit that I'm not going to use yeah, I've got to spawn like free handouts
slash spawn
You I don't
to
Well, that's so cool.
No.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello. Hello.
Oh.
I don't think I permission used to do that.
Wait, you can't just type slash spawn?
No.
In the chat.
I did. I swear.
Oh, try, I can't.
I should, I should, I should, I should.
I should, I should. I should. I should. I should. I should.
Okay. You took.
I don't know.
I hear the sound of the earpay.
You are evil.
I know.
Yeah. My shirt. My pickaxe.
Somebody said hover over your pickaxe.
Pressed he
What does that do?
No, wait
Yeah, sure's mine
That's so embarrassing that's so embarrassing
Sorry, I said sorry everyone. Oh, I thought okay, wait, I thought they were talking to me now
I feel so fucking embarrassed. Well, can we go to spawn from the way point? Wait, why get yeah, yeah, let's go to the way point
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm a big guy. Yeah, catch them all, etc, etc. Okay, I'm
going to need to talk to you about something.
Huh. Squeaks. Uh-oh. You guys stop going. Okay. I'm sorry. I didn't think
about how I was going to bring this up. I didn't think it was going to be
You gotta stop going
Because
I'm doing you're doing EW
Yes, yes much better
Because it's not that's not what it is. That's how I say two two two two
You are very polite and proper. So that's a two mind you say
Oh, no, you're saying it's so weird
It's really weird. It's oh, no, you're going to it's it's it's not it's it's
Oh, you're doing like an accent
You do too as you
It's not like my dad's scolding me.
Oh!
Okay.
Well...
It's not...
It's... it's...
To...
To...
To...
You're kind of doing like a musical, like note.
To...
Oh, instead of going spawn, uh...
Go to cool kids club.
Cool kids only.
I've been cool, and I don't see anything.
What the hell are you shit is all fucked?
Yeah, I basically there's either are there any way stones for you?
Yeah, I've like a million of them in here
I actually can't go to your house. I'm such a fucking loser
Ask a in the support thing. That's so weird
If you write play them you can
What sorry
What are you saying if you break like it even?
Oh wait, yeah, yeah, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, yeah, but then um, okay, hold on, then we, I could tell board, oh, wait, yeah, okay.
Okay.
That was good.
Good, it didn't work.
Oh, it didn't work.
Yeah, I kind of just fell down.
I kind of fell a little.
Wait, then I have to fly there.
No, it's cool.
It's I typed in club I typed in everything. I only have a cloud
No, I don't freaking anything I've worked hooked. No, she doesn't need to discover
He has to make the T people. I guess it's not a global. Oh, oh, oh, wow
See you look all you want specific
Wait, how do I make it global?
It's horrible. How do I do?
I don't know
try again with slash spawn. I'm one day old I just got here. teleporting the spawn and says
no they're global they're global you're global they're global you have to
check and click the card on the top right okay and the way point and then click view
global waste on it should be checked it should be green. It is yeah. What the fuck?
Make way so long ago I'm gonna ship this is chiddly's what way's done. Yeah, don't say
globe. I don't fucking know. I know nothing. This is all very overwhelming and I'm literally
two apples solving one day old. It's cool what they can. Please don't tell me it is.
No it's cool what they see. Okay. I mean you have no it doesn't look like it's weird. No.
Wait, that's weird. That is private, no?
Well, hold on.
Like I want to be sold, Chad.
Yours, no, is the one at your bases?
Everything global.
Don't tell me he was listed for me.
Why have a big less, but your thing is his honor.
Oh, I'll be right back.
Okay, it's gobbled now.
Okay, so now I still have to come up.
Is it there?
Yeah, I'm reload.
I...
Hold on.
Okay, it's gobbled now.
Okay, I'm ready.
Oh my god, I need a re-log.
Hello? Okay. Is it going to be- is this the-
Huh? It's not my waystone so I can't change it sadly.
Oh.
Uh, no, these- everyone's saying fly, it's so far.
Well, can we not move a little waystone that I- we have the Spirit?
I don't know what's near it.
Okay, fine, fine, fine, come on, come on, let's go.
So I-
Oh, what does this look like?
Hit F5.
He's so flat!
He's so flat!
He's so flat!
He looks like he looks weird.
I like him, look how biomd live in.
Uh, I don't know.
Does there?
No, I don't know.
Forrest?
I don't know.
Wait, this is cool.
I have a flying Pokemon.
Yeah, it's pretty sick, but my goal that is-
I go that is um he's a little temperamental what is that like he
uh he doesn't he doesn't fly he gets tired and he's not fast like some people are literally
just no clipping
A like it's actually crazy
So did he get tired there yeah like he got tired so he landed here we go I'm gonna go
really fast watch this oh oh oh he needs to break your
no no no no no no he's got a push he's got a push you got to push you know he gets
paid a lot. His life, he doesn't have to die. You've killed Pokemon?
No, I've made them into stew. Okay, that doesn't surprise me though. You're kind of evil.
I am evil. You're a low-key evil, yeah. No, I am high-key evil.
Oh, what the hell are you coming at terms with? Who places this?
It's also a spawn. Oh, no, this is a fraternity, isn't it?
Yeah, I was going to ask about the fraternity symbols the other treaties yeah, they're alpha and beta
Oh, like they didn't do it. No, I'm not doing a fucking fraternity give me a break
But you were okay, here's the thing they were like you weren't in a fraternity, but you had like horror on motion on the cst
So like oh, yeah, I was I was asked to join on though. That's pretty cool really
It was Sigma new.
Did they do hazing?
Yeah, but they're like the nice guy for turning.
I don't want to be in a nice guy for turning.
I want to be in the cool, like, fucking, you know.
What do you mean?
Like, I don't want a nice guy for turning, like, give me a break.
Oh, I'm going to say the wrong thing.
I'm going to turn a div of that is bad though.
Yeah, you're right. You're probably right.
Like, I can't believe that.
You're like, oh, no, I don't want the nice guy for turning.
I want the evil one.
I want the counterstrength for turning.
Yeah, I can't.
That's like, there we go.
You didn't make me want to play CD us again, but I know that I will hate my fucking life
No, you should hate my freaking life. I'm trying to stop cruising. I'm not cursing anymore. Oh, really like does that what what counts as a curse?
Fuck
Okay, I don't say crap anymore. I say see no, you know
You said you that's good F and C
That's good F and C. That's of that's even worse than crap. Can you say grud?
Um, no. Okay, can you say
Hell what the hell
No, he's like what the flick that's great. That sounds bad
What the flick that's too close to fuck but the fucking oh, sorry. Oh, you're gonna watch it. Okay. Watch your head. I hit my head a little
Did where you were gonna say sucks of the kid. I was not to say sucks. Yeah, I could say that's sucks
Well, I wouldn't say that's my parents. Yeah, it wasn't a while. I got no trouble one time. Yeah, did you say can you say Jesus?
No, oh my god, absolutely not might you know my mom said
Okay, so they don't see it. Oh my god. They go. Holy is God. Holy is God
Well, yeah, I'm gonna start saying that
Yeah, like when they're like surprised they don't say it like all they say holy is God
I don't find that would go oh bother
Which is good. I think it's that oh bother instead of like oh brother
It's a little more positive. Oh, there's a goal. I was gonna say yeah, should I get my own yeah
Yeah, yeah, can you can you insta write it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah
You all love it though. Let's see in level 28
28
Pardon
Okay, I'm gonna go for the world of longest to so
Oh, yeah
I think I could do a longer to than you. I don't like how the inside of it. Oh my god wait I actually got it
So now how do I use him so oh it are that's not what I do summon him okay summoned and then ride. Yeah
How do you ride
Okay, I'm ready! Pokemon Jockey!
Pokemon Jockey, here we go! Yeah!
And we're off!
Oh yeah, big times.
Hit F5, hit F5.
Oh, there we go, we're almost at the waist down.
Oh, this way, this way.
What that, it we have cool outfits.
Oh, I did not I just want it. Oh, so I'm fine.
Hello?
Hello?
Is it your freaking lady child?
Here this way.
Oh, I ran into a tree.
Oh, this way, this way.
This way.
There, let's land here.
They're hard to control.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello! Where'd you go?
Hello!
the
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
What?
I thought it!
Yeah!
This is amazing!
Um, yeah, this is so nice.
Right, I'm trying to land.
Yeah, I just had to ask for like five minutes on how to get off of it.
Wait, we should get the way point though. Yes, okay. Where is it?
This way.
Okay.
I just want to point out to look I didn't intend to pop in your skin. I just wanted to poke a
one skin because my skin before this was fell off from Twilight.
Sorry, I had to change songs.
That's okay. That's funny. I mean, oh, oh.
Oh, they're here some of my, I thought those were, I thought those were wild bunnies.
He's right here in the pool.
Yeah, these are my employees.
I've got that.
Jesus.
Oh, this is this.
Oh, this is my, um, if you have, uh, if you have a bowl, I could, um, get some soup out of
him.
What do you mean you get some from where?
Try show you.
Yeah, uh, I can make a bowl.
Okay, I want to see
Let me make a bowl. Oops whoa, okay, okay, yeah, and he's my um he's my bartender. So here we go. Okay
There you go, there's some stew
Mushroom stew where does it come out of his um, you know, he's uh
What's he's always hotter? Yeah, I'm like you know milking him for stew
Oh, I hear it.
Let's go this way.
Okay, we're gonna take a left.
They don't follow me.
They just linger around there.
I think they might breed.
Oh, here. Look at this.
Oh, there's a baby.
Oh, can I just wait is this your form?
Or are these just flying?
Oh, they're on but just go. No, no. Oh, that's what I do. They don't even know. They don't know
And I'm oh my god wait, this one's freaky. He has a tongue out
No, only when he's in battle. It's like his battle thing. Oh
Yeah, okay, well, this is so hard to catch this one
I don't know I don't even know here. You look all steal it. Okay, catch it
Oh, is it? How do I know if it's someone's or not?
No, it's not. People don't have their Pokemon.
Do you think they keep the fly better than the other ones?
The other one's kind of freaking slow back.
Yeah.
Uh, I have no clue. I'm looking for a better flying Pokemon too.
Did I catch them?
Okay.
Ooh!
Okay. Okay. So this is the...
But the tree is around there.
I don't know for it.
Yeah, this is the way it sounds.
Okay, so now I right click it and now I've access to it. I got this. Yeah, yeah, cool kids only. I see it all my list
Right let's freaking go. So it's freaking this is the closest waystone to me
So you're a place yes, you're happy. What the sound I'm hearing it sounds
It's what
I don't hear anything
This this
What is this?
Why you see?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't like it on there.
Hey, oh.
That is a...
Um...
Rookie.
Oh.
I'm going to kill him.
Why?
He's just a baby.
I'm going to catch him.
I'm going to catch him.
Okay.
I'm not using an ultra ball on him.
Can you get him?
This is a regular ball.
Fuck.
All right.
Ultra ball.
I guess.
I like her, he turns into a scummery.
He's apparently a good flyer.
Yeah, the little time I was trying to get my new pigeon, but I don't know if he'll be very good.
Oh, nice, you rats.
Thank you, God damn, not to evolve this fucking guy.
You know, so many Pokemon evolve with friendship.
Ooh, and that's just running around with them, right?
Like, you always use the game.
No, no, no, no, no.
Not my Pokemon like me.
Well, I think you let them die.
I don't like these lunch and then I'm sure my Pokemon is in it all so I don't I did not get to play as a kid
Because my sister hogged the game boy and then everything so I'm not a plays a kid
Yeah, I mean, I'm not a very good Pokemon master. Frankly like I don't know anything about Pokemon really
Yeah, what is that?
It sounds like it's like underneath. Yeah, it sounds like the warden
Did they discover a warden
Oh, it must be a warning farm. Maybe I don't mess with it.
Yeah, I don't think I'm like...
Okay, jump on two.
Two! Oh, sorry.
I guess I just was trying to...
Two.
Yeah, this is bad, a toilet.
Isn't this crazy?
Yeah, this is a law.
I didn't even know that all the stuff exist.
Yeah, people go freaking in, say no mode.
Oh, look at another... Oh, it's a ladybug.
Oh no, it's cute.
Where are you? Fine. Oh, right here.
Oh, there's another waystone. Wait, Nate's home. This one's closer to my home.
I gotta make a waystone for my house, but I don't know what I'm about to say.
See them later. Oh, well, I'm never, I don't even have a waystone.
Oh, well, but you're like by like a large place. What is this giant box?
Oh, I know I put like things with the life on these.
I made like a crazy event where I put like a 150 rare candy up there to see if people can make it.
Like it's like a challenge.
No one has the rare candy still there.
What do I feel like you're tricking me?
Not tricking you.
It was a thing I did like literally the first day I logged in.
That's why still you can I did like the future event. You should go see if you can get up there
Scaring me
Exuding off
I'm not fooled by Europe
One D you're trying to kill me. I'm not trying to kill you. It's good luck. I mean if you you don't have to if you don't want
Oh, hold on, hold on, I'm learning how to, I'm still learning.
Um, okay. Well, here I go.
Alright, good luck.
Alright, can't wait to get candy.
I'm not going to kill you.
Hello.
Hello.
Well, okay.
I thought something up there was going to kill me.
No, no, no, no.
What are you impressed?
there. No, I am, I am.
and
careful go back
But why, for the love of the games?
That's why you ever do something for the sake of doing it?
Oh hello, you're my hub.
Yeah, I needed to tell you something.
What? Careful.
It's a little more challenging.
I, I found something.
What?
In your house.
Oh.
I found something weird.
Oh.
Um, oh, I'm still building up.
Sorry, you're gonna have to keep up.
Squeaks, there's juice.
No, no, no, no, no, that's that. You mean my hot tub?
Oh, no, that's just bacteria.
Like my hot tub, I need to clean it up.
We need more, I need more chlorine in there and stuff, you know.
Okay, so it's mold.
Yeah, it's just mold. Everyone's got mold, right?
Well, maybe you could get a mold dog to come in and check that out.
Oh yeah, maybe like yeah, okay, wait, that's a great idea. It's hard to get up here, isn't it?
Yeah, I think I'm stuck. Oh something.
Oh sorry, sorry.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh yeah, you gotta get a mold doll.
Hold on, I'm on my way up.
It's just that I'm climbing on the way up here.
I can't see the ground anymore.
Okay, all right, I'm coming up I keep coming, I'm gonna, there's where I'm gonna leave all the loot here
Okay
I just don't really like that you kind of like lost over like the mold
Why, why everyone's got mold?
I'm just a human being at the end of the day
No, no, I'm trying to melt the mold at the door that comes in and checks for the mold
Oh, I don't know what that is, what is a mold doc?
It's a real thing, it's a real thing and it comes your house and it
Oh, sorry. It's a check. Yes, be careful.
It checks from there. It's a highly trained dog that can many check finds a lot in your house.
I'm freaking going down.
Oh, wait, wait, before you go.
No, no, I wasn't going down on purpose. I can't, I'm having, I'm, it's a challenge.
Oh, I feel that, this is a challenge for me. It's tough out here.
How do you get up?
It's hard, it's a challenge, it's a climbing challenge.
the
No, I'm becoming the frickin' monster.
Oh, he's telling me, I'm bright, girl land.
I'm charging up.
I'm coming.
I'm charging up.
I have the...
Okay, I'm gonna get the work, Andy now.
This is stinky so much. This is so nice.
Please be careful. I don't think I should move. It's be careful. I don't think I should move. We make a little more stuff. Wait, come on. Come on. I
Just need one word thing one more thing here we go one more one more
Perfect
Okay, and the rocket is over here. Wait, not yet
I'm still on it, I'm very fine.
I thought that was not.
Whoa.
Hello!
Hello? Hello?
I just put the candy up there.
You promise?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And he wouldn't fool me.
No, of course not.
Can you make it up? That's the question.
I was so good and now I'm in my own head and I'm doubting my own abilities.
Here I go.
All right, good luck.
Here I go.
of
Oh
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Keep going, you got this!
Alright, first check point.
If all of your new bird, oh, good direction!
Oh, careful!
That's a second, that's a third checkpoint.
Butterfree what the hell?
Oh god!
Alright, I need to evolve my new Pokemon.
How do I do that though?
Do I have Rare Candy?
What's his name?
Rookaby!
Evolve!
I did it!
You did it! Congratulations!
Thank you so much. Thank you.
You got all the things on the top?
Yeah, it's awesome.
It's good, right?
You're ability to conquer anything. That's the big W.
Look, I leveled up my fucking burrow.
No, he just was leveled. Like I just have to evolve him.
Wait, this might be the first one that likes you.
What do you mean?
Well, you said you're Pokemon don't like you very much.
No, no, they hate me. I have to evolve them one more time to be able to ride them.
What do you do to them that makes them all like you? Just let them die?
No, I make them fucking work.
Well, but you said they're treated nicely at work.
I don't think you can milk your employees.
Well, one I can, I literally can milk him and I get vegetable soup.
I just don't, you can't milk the employees.
I think the kids would go the other way.
Oh, no, I can.
I think it's good.
If not, they get, you know, all that's all the build up.
I just feel like that's just like, you know, for me, and learn and do like a manager who don't, but you don't know the employees.
Then you don't even like, you don't even like, you know that right?
Why don't you don't eat the whole leg?
You don't eat the whole leg?
No.
That's the number one role that you don't eat the whole leg, and you don't know the employee.
Oh, shit.
Well, that completely changes how I trained my Pokemon.
Do you have rare candy for me to give him?
No.
I have all the only things I have are the things I'll spawn and then the things it
I won when I went up there. Oh
I there was something down here. Oh, yeah, this is my this is my um, this is my base
I have feel free to like if you if you need something like really bad or whatever feel free to just take whatever
I don't really use anything my Moldog set this isn't mold
What do you mean look
Marie-Moldog?
But what?
Marie, this is my friend.
Yeah, he said this is a man.
He didn't put his E-know.
He just got no fucking clue.
This is an alloying awesome distance.
No, he's got no idea.
He's a trained Moldog.
He's just walking around.
He's got no fucking way.
What does he think it is then?
I mean, we'll come on now.
He said that that is just from a thing.
Excuse me, that's just, what kind of Moldog is that?
Not even a scientific term.
That's really the end of the book.
Oh, yeah, Jews from a thingy. That's what I study like, come on.
Yeah.
They don't know how to come on.
There's no way. There's no textbook of Jews.
Wait, did you get a scholarship to come on Academy? I got a full ride.
No, I paid out of pocket.
Wait, really?
Did you get a full ride?
Yeah, I got a full ride music scholarship to come on Academy.
Oh, okay. Wait. You play some music? That's you.
Oh, you don't know.
Because I've been working on my own songs.
Oh yeah, in my band you're gonna be the penis.
Why is that?
What?
That was scary.
I've been working on it.
Well, but you can't play the horn. You're supposed to be the penis in my band.
I'm not a penis.
You are a penis. You're a penis.
I don't want to play. I don't want to be the penis.
You're the penis in my band.
Okay, so do not wait. You don't listen to the...
Look, rocker.
Woke rocker. Yeah, you like wait seriously. Who's that paramour?
Wait, you actually don't know what's wrong with a woke rocker. Oh my god, dude. I don't know if I can be here anymore
No, no, no, come on
Squeaks the woke rocker literally like billions of people are like obsessed with the woke rocker. Oh the woke rocker. I love her
That's why I messaged you and asked if you played clone hero because I didn't play good hard hero.
Yeah, oh yeah, big time. I saw you're playing clone hero recently.
No, it wasn't me. It was the Wolf Rocker.
Oh, you, all the Wolf Rocker was playing it. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, yeah, yeah. So you played clone hero?
No, no, I'm not. You need to get it now.
get it now. I don't have a gun.
Doesn't it like a million dollars?
No. I got the gun.
That Leslie has and I like it and it's really good.
And it was an investment but you are a streamer and you can write it off.
True. Oh.
It's so fun.
I'm gonna be writing off.
I got inspired by you, a Rumba.
I thought I wrote it.
Really? Okay, but like, does your vacuum?
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Mine does too. Does it mac you? Does it vacuum? Does it carpet? Yes. Yes.
Mine too. And then it goes back to its basement. It's really loud.
It's kind of scary. Yeah. I feel like.
Yeah.
Okay. Well, I have a question. What did you name yours?
I haven't named it yet. What?
What did your name yours?
Jeff.
Like Jeff probes?
Well, I was going to name it like because I think it has a really sexy beautiful voice.
But I was like, oh, I was kind of weird. I got to name it something in normal. And so I named it that like Jeff Bezos
No, no like after abstin. Oh
Like my like chilly Jeff. It's chilly. It's like the last name is Jeff. Oh, okay. Okay. That's good then
Yeah, you even hanging out with chilly and the and Sam right? Yeah, yeah whenever they
Log in. Yeah, they're gonna be on today. We could you could be honorary pervert? Well
I'm not a pervert.
Well, it's not like that.
I'm done.
It's like a good pervert.
Oh, oh, the classic term.
He's like a great pervert.
Oh, right.
I've got the most I can twisted one. He's a good pervert.
What are we saying here?
I have a good view where you say, what's wrong with being a pervert?
Yeah.
And I said, I'm fired.
Okay, fair enough.
At least you're your consistency.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's fair.
Wait, what's on my log in it?
5B in an hour and 42.
Oh, I'm actually good at timing.
I may not be awake at that point.
Awake.
I mean, I may not be in the server.
Oh, oh.
But maybe, oh, you should have him go up the tower.
Yeah, and tell them to get the freaking rare candy special prize.
Yeah.
Okay, what they've done it already, and they realize there was nothing there, but I added more to it.
Can I be honest, I made it up there but then I couldn't land. Who's this? This is so cute.
What? Well, then I need to log this. Oh, this is dirty. Catch him, catch him.
Catch him. Catch him. Catch him. I have three balls. I gotta make more balls.
Here you are, I have balls. Oh.
Thank you. What kind's this?
No, I don't know fucking clue. Oh. Okay.
You know what's the good way to find him poke balls? What?
is just going and exploring and finding loot.
And that's like, fuck crafting, honestly.
Oh, okay, let me try my own.
You want to, okay, I don't think really embarrassing you,
I promise you I'm totally one.
100%.
When I first got on and I went to catch my first Pokemon,
I press Q, okay, this, this is a bastard.
I press Q on, instead of right click,
and I just looked through it.
That's really embarrassing.
And that's really not for me.
Did people laugh? Who does that? Why team rocket, Bolidia?
Yeah, and then I freaking, I got scared and team rocket got me, and then I was like,
someone's coming to help me, and then they heard me typing, and...
Okay, and we'll literally sound like that.
Oh, you mean, okay, let me, I have more.
Well, I use six more.
I have six more.
I have more, I'm more.
This is a really long way down, isn't it? I didn't think about that here.
Oh, yeah, this is just like people giving me stuff, too
Well, I like that
I think I actually saw you begging for like a very silly item. Yeah, I'm the same thing. I just beg
I have no shame. I have a goal and that's you know to keep my employees happy
Yeah, and how do you do that?
Bye
the
of the
of the
of the
of the
They're like not allowed to leave work so they don't know their healthy work home balance. Why do they go over here? I wonder
Maybe they like my
Look at my ponytail. Oh
That's actually adorable. Is that shiny? No, just close in the dark. Do you have any shinies? No
I want to get a shiny me too, but it's hard I think but every like five minutes a day or no
Yeah, I saw the message whoa
Oh, oh squeaks squeaks whoa squeaks. I love this Pokemon. This is my one of my favorite Pokemon's
We get it get it get it get it get it get it get it get it get it get it get it get it I'm identifying it
Well, don't get identified first. Okay. I have a plush of this literally above me. Oh, I get it get it get it my favorite is graveler
graveler yeah, graveler
We got it. Please. Yes
Oh, fuck my life.
Oh, you know, sometimes it's easier to go into battle and then catch, try to catch it.
I was gonna say I could hurt it a little.
No, no, no, no, I'm scared.
I can even hold for balls.
Wait, uh, oh.
Maybe your favorite one?
Yeah, yeah.
Yes.
This is one of my favorite.
Thank you.
You're the best friend in the world.
Oh my god, thanks.
This is what I got these from Team Rocket.
Oh, yeah.
What?
You're kidding me. Okay. Here's what I do. I have another option. Okay. Oh, I should have swapped actually hold on. Go back
Go back. I guess I don't know how to do it again. So I guess he's level 28 and what is he? 20 and 7?
Look at there's two of them. Here's a level. Okay. I'm trying to battle. How do you like zoom out when you're battling? What do you mean?
I just realized that I'm using flying against a walk type whatever it's love
I'm doing level stuff whatever all that shit doesn't matter
I need to make torches
Do I have a
Because lower health I think it works
Do I have coal
Is even better?
Yes! Yes! I got him.
Woohoo!
I got him, I got him.
Woohoo!
Yeah, I love it. There was this one.
Do you remember that trend that was like the Pokemon and the trainer,
all like on Twitter and you posted picture of both?
No.
Oh, it was like a trend and yeah. And I posted a picture of a grablar with the, like,
like a giant, giant, and a cute mungus thing.
And then my, I'm the trainer.
Oh my god, perverse.
Well, no, it's this.
Oh.
That was his, this is a evolution.
Oh, I see. Oh, the Graveler. Oh, because this guy goes into a Graveler. Oh, I see.
Okay, Kodja, wait, Chibli is on by the way.
Where are we? Oh, is he at the place? Should we go see him?
Yes, Chibli where?
She doesn't use one word. He's at the floor.
Okay. I'll meet you there.
Oops. I just realized she can't go to spawn.
Chibli!
Hello!
Kibbley!
Hello, Squeaks!
Hello, how are you?
I'm good. How are you?
I like your crown. You're looking good.
Do you want one?
Oh my god.
Yeah, I would love one.
Okay. I can't get you one, dude.
Wait, what is this?
How's this?
What's this?
What's this?
What's this?
What's this?
What's this?
What's this?
What's this?
What's this?
Wow, wow, my king.
Wait, this is cool.
I feel really nice.
Something buddy?
Yeah.
Uh, let me just go to my tab and my KC go to Holy crap.
I'm gonna cop.
Like, um, I'm cut Jim.
Did you see that one?
Oh, no, but I have to see the new one.
Marty Supreme.
I'm just decorating the place a little bit.
I hope you don't mind.
Yeah, I kind of need that.
This is not that impressive where they all go. Oh, they go into gear. Oh, no. What the fuck? Why the hell difference?
You like how? They look awesome. Thanks. I got another one.
you
you
you
you
you
You do.
On the right side.
Oh, like it's just really, maybe it's like a growth.
Yeah, yeah, we gotta get that check out.
Maybe.
Who did you pick?
You start my boating machine.
Uh, oh, total dial.
Total dial.
I picked total dial, but I don't really, I don't like that.
Oh.
Yeah, I don't like, well, I picked, uh, the, the,
listen, but we're showing off on all of the,
I don't know what to write in like it.
What's that else, Gary?
Oh, did you just try to hit me?
You meant to pick,
It's a real-on-picks char.
It's odd.
Look at this thing.
Whoa!
You can move.
It's like a mouse on him.
It flies, still.
Look at this.
What the hell?
Okay, that's super cool.
That's really odd to fly though.
Like, I can't think of anything.
No, I can't think of this.
It's already ended flying.
That makes me feel better.
Yeah.
It's like, it really just already ended.
Oh, that was awesome.
I think everyone on the surface hates the flying, but like, I like him.
The garados.
Like, that thing just saved.
Right.
Now the flying is cool.
Yeah, the flying is good. I just need to get better out.
We've seen a better flying hook.
Whoa, a shiny?
Chibble, you even doing it well?
Yeah, a shiny.
Dude, I played like 24 hours over the week,
and we're gonna lie this in the issue with me.
I have a problem.
I think so much.
I like him.
He's cute.
His layer of layer.
That's some good stuff.
I just got this actually, in case you were wondering.
Oh, you leveled on.
What the fuck?
Yep.
Yep, that's a pile. That's a brick. What a prick?
A prick. Oh, it's a freaking prick.
Look at this. Yeah, it's a prick.
Once we get out, I need to evolve it. I want to write it.
Wait, I can give you a brick, can I? I think he's going to go, yeah, I should.
He'll. Then, she'll be really gone on his own more.
I had accidentally gotten beef with someone and I was like, oh, I'm just here because
you're going to come here and I thought you were in the same phase and then they helped me.
Who was it?
It was Team Rocket.
Ooh.
We can kill him.
Oh.
That's wrong.
Well, I'm trying to be the politeie of the server.
Like, be very polite.
I'm not like, you know, you cannot trust anyone, do it ever on this subwoofer.
What?
What about me?
I'm trusting you.
Almost.
Almost everyone will lie to you.
People will tell you to do something that gets you killed.
Like this, this is some evil souls on the server.
I call a lie.
This is evil.
What?
How am I supposed to do this?
I'm supposed to do this.
He's the most evil person.
The same two things I've done that evil.
You said if we went out to dinner, you would over the most expensive thing.
True.
True.
I stand by that.
That's just economic you. Oh, you said it wouldn't give up your seat for an elderly person on the bus even if they were
Looking at you and looking pretty good if you're seeing you did it and they would live
Oh, yeah, that's right
See you
Where do you sit on the bus? So do you see some of the front of the back back like in the middle back? Okay, that's well
Then because that is valid because the front is for the old people
So during the front and an old person's looking at you then you get up
But if you're in the back, it's like, what are you doing back here, bro?
Yeah, you went through a lot, you told me to eat her in the front.
You're so big, that's so true.
What are you talking about?
I was in Japan, I was in the bus, and this really nice lady, she was
elderly, she was sitting down, and she could tell, I was like, I'm comfortable with my bag,
and so she was like, oh, I'll take it.
And then when I was trying to get off that, I was like, I'm going off, bro.
Well, she's like, wouldn't give it back, and I was like, this is why I saw her.
This is where I'm getting off and like I just
I just think I wasn't direct enough and then everyone got mad at me because they're like delaying
What did you do like just let a hold your back and then she wouldn't get it back to you?
Well because she like just grabbed it for me because like it was like she could tell I was like uncomfortable
because they say you're you know you're supposed to be like very aware of like spatially in the
public transportation
Um and so I get scared. You got looted
What did you give it back but just yeah
It was really hard at my friends.
Okay. Oh, so we're done.
Uh, are we gonna kill her?
Wait, why do you guys have crowns and I have freaking nothing on my head?
Uh, do you want to crown?
Yes, please.
Okay.
I think I'm getting pushed.
Oh, shit. Oh, they're in my inventory.
Oh.
Okay. Hey, those for me.
I think the boss had stolen.
I didn't get a crown.
I'm gonna another one.
Okay have that one please?
What the?
That's what we put.
That's why you're trying to get into the game.
That's good.
That's what I got into.
Bald crown of his head is so wet now.
What the hell?
I'm going to be the evil of this universe.
This is a little pink guide it.
Here's a crown.
Here's a crown.
Oh.
I want to, these are like, ultra-sims, man.
I don't have it.
Could I wear it?
Oh, yes.
You guys want to go along?
House tour?
Yes, actually.
Because I put my base over here.
All right.
My base is a spot on these guys.
Oh, you're hanging out in the cool kids area.
Look at his club.
Yeah.
This is my house.
Oh, these are your berries.
Oh, my house.
Yeah.
I spent like 10 hours getting these berries. Okay, these berries right here. Oh, if you put them on a fishing ball right the ones that we're here
Oh, no, these are for the the black and the all-ones of our ultra balls and if you put a blue and a white on it
You can get a net ball, which is good for fish, which is a magic cup. That's a good case. Give me one of those net ball net ball
No, I'm good. I don't want your balls. What's in here?
Oh, that's fitress berries.
Hi.
What's in there?
Oh, this is my broken bone.
We'll machine that I have to reach it.
I went through restarted over you like five minutes.
It's in a line.
Wait, what?
It's like a bone farm.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's very dangerous.
Wait, this is crazy.
That doesn't work.
I'm not top of it.
There you go.
I'm going to be right there.
Yes.
Wait, should be.
You're smarter.
Thank you.
Oh wait, Chilly, who's that back there?
Chilly?
That's my spider.
Oh it's my spider.
I like this spider.
That's a vuncha law.
I like him.
Wait, so this just gives you a voice.
Well, it turns them off in the bone meal.
But it's like, it's really shit.
And what's the bone meal for it?
I can't be by the animal.
It's a phaberease from there damn that's what these berries these these these
Stoffberries if you put them on a fish and run two-wix shiny a chance when you fish. Oh
Shit, yeah, that's why this is my tie we can was getting these berries because they get these berries
Wait, wait, I'm gonna give you something and then breathe the berries. Okay
Oh
Thank you so much squeaks. I was looking at these. Is that good?
Do you wait? Do you have any of yourself? No?
Oh, here's this here's this. Here's this. What you should keep it?
Is that good? Oh, all of this though. I don't I don't go fishing here and more of the fishing guy
You got any other
I don't know any other than this. No, I don't. I don't know the fish. Oh, maybe actually I'll go check. I just got a rare card. Don't be too jealous.
Fishing fishing fishing fishing fishing fishing.
I'm gonna put my waist down.
Do I need a waste on them?
It's like why not?
Low-punny cafe.
Put it at the top of the tower and I call it loot and every time someone tell them what's there it instigails them.
I don't have to show me that's so mean.
to
uh... low way what's it called
large o
large o keys
what
What?
Low-punny cafe OG.
Low-punny lounge.
Low-punny cafe OGC.
Beautiful
Beautiful
Oh fishing, sorry. Fishing fishing, fishing, fishing.
It's global.
Do I have fishing stuff?
No...
Fuck my stupid chungus life.
Clean up your inventory? No.
No.
Raw cod. I have raw cod.
I'm going to throw some shit away actually, okay, I'll
Oh, this.
Relic coin is it's good? Yeah, you're a.
Toss?
and
the
splash of night vision useless
useless
useless
steel sticker
on firework capsules. Just put it in a chest. Look at you bro. No. We don't need chests.
You're addicted to things.
Apple.
Don't need that.
that
okay, that's pretty good
this is just raw materials
which put it this in there
I mean, they're what are the chances we need this probably very low
like I should throw these away what the fuck are these for
ahhh
this ball
a B hive
ahhh
can I get a honey?
I'll just keep that there.
Four.
Oh, it looks cute.
Oh, it's Hannah Dice so much.
What if it's happening?
What the fuck is that?
Okay, there he is. I need some of these. Oh, I do. I'm gonna need new tools soon.
Minecraft is fun, man. I
Like how chill it is. I
Kind of want to go back out adventuring
the
king's rock
as a cool in here
I have my book a month cards
What Cod is there anything else I need Ultra Ball I'll keep more balls on me.
I can't honestly see what's out there in the world.
Oh take balls for food.
Is that not a bug abuse though?
Like when I get in trouble, it's free food.
I mean, who gives a fuck?
Right?
None of you guys are like gonna be like, um, it just ruins the integrity of Pokemon, Cobblemon.
Um.
I give a fuck John, I left you some wheat.
I goose think of it the time.
Great, I'm trying to ride him, oops.
integrity of cobble monies of paramounts and importance that we keep it just oh I've never
gone in this direction what the hell?
bulls are too much space in inventory and they don't stack I'm pretty sure who's gonna tell them.
Oh hello.
a
hello loot
oh you know what I should do? I should bring the waste on with me
of
a
a
a
ahhh
well this
evolved my incineror
or is that it's final evolution?
oh then I don't give a shit
onward
the
bookman question low I don't know anything about Pokemon are I'm a fool I'm an idiot
the fuck is this someone started building a house in abandoned it
that's so real
Unpokemon dude, you know I've learned playing called them on last year battling Pokemon is for chumps
Like what you do is you just go exploring and find a million candies to give
Like there's actually like in terms of time effectiveness
You just look for experience and rare candies
This is beautiful who made that?
you see there were Pokemon like it's a slur
oh these are people's houses? no it's loot
this is all
let's see
Money's well, he at the bread we have
Those damn Pokemon
Black posting thank you
Oh, there's another bird Pokemon
Oh, wow
Wow
Where the fuck am I going? I'm going to be a academy spawn like a nude
What's the point of compliment to have fun?
What the fuck is the point of the game?
What the fuck is the point of this game?
me playing the Sims. How do I win? Why doesn't look like your head is up your
ass? Sorry? Are you talking about my character? Dude, it's so hard to interact.
Go to house beta. Dude, I don't even see anybody in their own house as no fans.
like do this house beta hang out at house beta oh what the fuck is this oh my god
the
Shodos Bakery
Oh my fucking god dude
of
I don't want to like I just think that this was not
build
rights
and
I generated
wait, I'm jealous
what I'm actually jealous
I'm envious of it
why can't I build something like that?
take inspiration, I'm not good enough, I don't think
wait, I don't see any low punnies open
Wait, I don't see any low punnies over there, that's true.
Guess they don't want to work for him.
Oh, great, Emeralds.
What is this?
How much bread do I need?
Good Lord.
I don't need a farm who needs a fucking farm let's just write into the distance.
Fuck it.
Try for swearing.
Oh, here's where Blorp is, okay, we're close to Blorp.
The scarecrows should be hired, he's outstanding in his field.
That's what makes you laugh these days, be honest.
That's all it takes.
Man, beautiful fucking flowers.
There's a shiny Pokemon?
Where?
Which one?
One!
Which one shiny?
F**k him shit.
Are you fucking serious?
What the fuck?!
Yeah!
It's just a such a wienny looking one and it can't go into the ball?
Are you fucking serious?
Bang.
Bang.
the
word
or a loss good
I don't give a shit about or a
Ohhhh!
Ohhhh!
Should I shot? Should I use it? Should I like fucking try to catch it?
it. Bang.
Bang.
I'm actually playing the game. This is weird.
Woah, we're actually exploring and catching Pokemon. Who would have thought? A guy like me?
Huh.
They fly now.
What a gamer.
I want some good loot. It feels sad.
What's that was isn't sad to catch Pokemon?
I'm about another portal.
At 30.
Gold.
Gold.
Gold.
to
what you guys gonna do in your 30 I wonder
you guys gonna keep watching TikTok's
oh 10 to cool
wait a second
is this a good one
I
On gives a shit about those if I can't ride it, I don't want it
I want a burritos or some shit
I come
Wait, gimmick
Oh, we have business. Oh, hey, hey, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, if I capture this
magic car and evolve it it evolves into a guuritos, right?
And like in rot, but apparently it's hard to ride
I don't want it done.
I just have to focus on evolving my...
My bird.
Gold catch a legendary.
Dude, it's so easy to type that.
At-squeeze. Go catch a legendary. Good night.
Yon.
Anyway, I'd good luck with that.
this
is that all the things
switch to the cash of the
Let's do that for me, won't ya?
I hate the rain.
I don't want to be in the tournaments.
I want to do it for the...
Is that...
Wait, are the tournaments cool?
Watch the term it who won even it just takes so long to train man
Just guys toast
Hello potential loops
loops. Oh hell. Any loot in here? Or is this just empty? Dude, why I need
destroy these towers. What an epic troll-a-l-o.
Come on, one chest, give me one chest.
You wasted my fucker. Oh hi. What about over here?
just
that's not a chest like tower it must then was the point of the tower for a fucking hiding hideout
like trees
let's get out of here go back
there's nothing on the roof
troll-rolling me. You're in a right troll face. I'm off on for it. I've evolved past this.
It normally has a chest, but it looks like someone stole it. You can't steal a chest. You're lying!
Oh my god.
What is this?
A cooking pot.
I'm going to go to the right.
There's my backpack.
link, Yolink, goodbye!
Mine, my backpack is fully upgraded, but I did see why stream snipes, but some people
would carry their old backpacks and stores stuff in that as well.
Which I didn't even not, I did not even consider this.
I do refuse to clean your inventory freak, because I need to clean my fucking real life
room.
I don't want my inventory in game to be cleaner than my IRL experience.
A squeeze and going on a date for the first time in a while on 21 and she's 28, any tips?
Why did you save the age? Or is that supposed to be?
Let me sing.
to
you have any
I would say
be yourself
ask your date if they want to play an MMO with you
trust me on this because
that's like the true fucking that's true love
226 yeah try a pojia
Be yourself as a terrible advice for a 21 year old. Please make my bad
Squeeze to you really want to end up with a 28 year old who's in 10 mm. Oh
Why is that such a problem?
That's cool. What are you talking about? Why is that so bad? Oh, yeah. Oh, surely old school
Runescape doesn't count as a net in my mall in this experience. What are you saying? It is a cool thing.
you
you think runescape is cool I think being secure about your hobbies is cool
like a lot of people like oh my god how many you spend so much time playing games or whatever it's like what is the normal person doing
like the Concult Normie. You think they're like, you know, reading books? They're watching TV!
Okay, it's growing TikTok. See, I don't use TikTok. All my time go, well, okay, that's actually not true.
I actually have been watching Counter-Strike smoke line up TikToks.
TikTok pays your bills.
But you say that I have actually not monetized a TikTok ever in my whole life.
Due to stupidity, I don't know how.
It's all in shocking. I am unmonetized.
Whoa.
Oh no! Oh, I thought I was gonna die.
I need a rare Pokemon.
Give your Goldbad a break, maybe?
My Goldbad is happy to fly me around.
In fact, I'm trying to evolve my corvous squires. I can throw my gold that away.
I don't love you anymore.
Oops.
38. Level 38 is what I have to get it to. Unless you guys are just trolling.
Do I battle with this fucking thing?
Come on, any rare. I have
Experience candy small. You know what? I'm gonna do actually one. I have an idea
Let's go find anything title loot good loot one. Here we go
People left it as
Why even look
What the fuck thank you anonymous with a 50 gifted hole. Lee. Thank you, man
Appreciate that. That's a lot of money. Thank you
That was me don't lie
You didn't think I'm hard enough. What I had I
Do appreciate it. Thank you
the
wires so many people saying you're welcome
reattorder
oh yeah let's fucking go
we did it for our family
the
y'all
is all this fucking go that's what I'm looking for baby
as well
how you sorting the chest middle mouse button
But it's part of a mod like a sorting mod. I've hacked into the game.
Gast tier lucky egg. Wait, increase the amount of experience earned.
That's crazy good. What?
Firework rocket
the
great I can love my pokey rod
cookies pumpkin pie
cooked cod
oh yeah
the
and I can go home and come back here
that's actually do that
and I can drop my stuff off
Pony Cafe serve pumpkin pie now, yes.
Wait, you know what's so fucking funny?
I actually really like being friends with people on Steam
on the chat.
Could I see some of you bows, ohs?
Grinding Counterstrike.
Who would have fun, huh?
Some CS grinding happening in the chat.
and
how does a firework work
let's give a r.c.r.r.s.
fire
there you go
good good job do you evolve now
nope
I mean yes some of you guys do play pervert things but that's
between you and your steam library.
Yep.
I've been playing this game called the honey suica.
We let watermelon. Okay, that's disgusting. I don't want to know that.
and
egg
maybe I give the egg to the corpus choir
what's it holding right now
no, I don't want to give me my diamond axe, I want to give you this
you've got my lucky egg
I'll keep the balls.
It only gives experience and combat by the way.
Oh, that's fine.
I mean, who else is gonna have it? I don't give a shit.
Mud brick wall. Oh, wait, that's gonna look good.
Let's open this shit.
As, as, as.
Wait, what does this look like?
Wait, I'm excited.
I'm really excited. I'm actually really excited oh wow dude can I say something this is aesthetic as fuck
I
Fuck my stupid strongest life. Oh
Readpinned
I can't
Bang oh
My fucking god
Yes, dude. Oh the skin. I couldn't use it before due to
My game was crashing
on my own accord
but this looks unbelievably good. I'll use it now. Uh, next one I'll play it.
This looks like the start of temple run.
Oh my fucking god.
Oh my fucking god actually looks so sick.
It actually looks so fucking good.
Giant ass H.
Yeah, okay, well everything's a shape if you look at it for long enough.
to
all right back to the
all I should drop some of this off whatever
anything labeled loot good loot one
Surely it's not unethical to loot like this, right?
Balls.
It's not everyone does it.
If everyone did, but would you do it? Think about that for a second.
of
the
of
the
yes
I love your headline my boyfriend has the same headline I really like it
on Jesus
Pucks, there's really someone out there for everybody I guess.
Oh my god, what the hell is this?
Evolve Sager into Kingdra. I don't know what that means.
Should I just become a gambling streamer?
Just opening these chests.
It like does it for me.
Oh, maybe I give the shiny stone.
Like if I spawn this,
It evolves certain Pokemon. Like how do I use it?
My stupid strongest life.
eight more levels
great nothing
moved in the cost of a noise ban gamble six nights a week due to iron
one hours in Vegas for my friends birthday party like the twenty first
there's just a bunch of like
old women
coming out of buses, sitting down at the slot machine, opening a bag of coins, and just fucking lighting a cigarette, and just going fucking crazy on the slot machine.
all day we would wake up early saying at night all day, all day, it's insane
I aspire to be like that one day, that's insane, like I'm talking like eight plus hours
I'm going to get up!
How do I get another dude?
What do I do? What do I do dude?
What do I do? What do I do? I can't break any blocks.
light work. Green bean stream. Thank you. Look at your fucking streamer dog. What? I'm trying my hardest. You guys not even give a shit about that. Like a man trying to fricking, you know, trying his best. I'm trying.
Nope.
Ah, wait, is this a good bird Pokemon?
Try catch this little fucker?
Oh, hells, yes.
Boost the holder speed, but lock it into using one move.
I thought that was actual music.
Babam. Babam. Babam.
This bird better be so fucking worth it by the way otherwise I'm gonna be actually pissed green be they look up and bits
finger hard thing all
All right, I think we're done here, right
Or is there more upstairs that I just have completely missed
Squeaks, you've completely forgotten about the shiny rare loot.
I think I'm good.
Alright, next rare loot spot.
Burr of loot.
Gummy Omega loot.
Well, it crashed my game.
Deserved for what I thought!
That's so mean!
Burb loot one, burb.
I don't know what my friend recently and they, you know what they said they said I want to, they they looked at a dog and they tucked his nose and went,
boop.
Oh my god.
Oh.
Oh.
Shiny is the best day of my fucking life dude.
God I'm so happy.
Oh my god I'm so fucking happy it's actually disgusting.
two shinies in one day
trying fossil middle left
did what is this is fucking weird
like there must be something else in here now
calcium
man you don't even care about the first shiny no I only did it for the status
like what am I going to do with that shiny Pokémon like what do I care
Evolve it into what?
This choice that comes to this enchanted book.
Oh, you can fly on the shiny Pokémon, which I evolved the shiny then instead of this fucking guy.
Let me just finish looting this. We'll discuss.
we have a team meeting. You should evolve both. Guys, we'll wrap and review later. Stay tuned. Please.
So I'm gonna go to the top of the wall as well.
Don't mind if I do actually, I'm gonna get some fuck.
Who gives a fuck?
Anything up here that I missed?
Lute?
What?
Mobs will drop more loot when killed?
Oh no, this is just Minecraft.
I love you, Squeaks.
Oh, thanks, man.
and I appreciate that.
Hi everyone, so I went to Burblut and this is my home.
First, I always make sure my priority is rare candy.
allows the book to fire normal arrows for free
wait wait wait wait so wait that's insane
look I wish I was playing Minecraft that'd be insane no
how do you do that
you need one arrow in your inventory
Wow!
Meh.
Gappel.
I mean technically I don't really need food.
God it's so fun to explore. I feel high.
I actually feel so fucking high.
Give it all to me. Give me that. Go mind if I take that.
it's the gamble rush from the loot due to every time I open a case
I swear I feel unbelievable
but I have five diamond
the
hey rainbow thank you
I'm ready to go home
is there anything else I missed
chatters
and the other loot spots here
probably fine
All right, let's do it.
I'm telling jokes,
he's using college.
Have you heard the song?
No, that's the only thing I know about it.
Well, he was in college before he met the bartender.
He's on his way back from college.
Okay, yeah, solid, huh?
It was graduation day at college. He was a little bit hot of hearing. You have this one?
No, I happened
Okay, there's a little bit hot of hearing and then his friend graduated college was a graduation day in his Fremont. Oh
I'm a genius
Cuz he got like good grades or whatever. I don't know. Yeah, sure sure and then the guy that was hot of hearing with oh
Oh, my first wishes to get my penis sucked off. Okay, well, I'm in my second wish. Oh, oh, yeah
He said it the joke. I mean, she was I heard of you and so how to say rough twice in a row
rough rough
up in the stupid choice
They're all out to get me.
I just build more chests, and just keep putting my trash in them, thoughts, is this what people do?
And it's just a never ending fucking slew of garbage, accumulating garbage I will never use.
to
like that's it
by the name of my junk drawer I guess
We need to talk.
Do I take my shiny and evolve it? Ducklet?
And I can, like, I'll be able to ride it.
Like, why be able to believe you'll be able to fly with me?
me. Or is course of a Clier better?
Oh, first see what your shiny fossil is.
Oh, not that one's on me, the recipe is
the recipe is.
Squeaks.
Hello.
Which one?
Blue.
No, I don't.
Hey, go to Ray Tower one through four for a giga loot.
Wait, really?
Yeah, especially a number three and four, giga loot.
Okay, wait, I will.
I've just been typing in loot to the spawner
and just going to every single one.
I haven't gotten to the tower, Luke.
I found some new towers, and I'm going to find more today.
Oh, wow, okay.
Well, then keep putting waste on there.
It's easy for me then to frickin' counter.
Yeah, wait, blue by chance. I don't think so. Wait, can I borrow your shiny fossil machine?
Wait, what's the check golden apples?
Those it up instantly. Wait, it does. Yeah, it does. I tested it.
Wait, let me see. Yeah, it's like two or three.
That's the war.
It was the war.
Okay dude.
Wait for golden apples?
Yeah.
Golden apples?
It fills it up.
Oh, wait, wait.
Oh, shit.
I put one.
No, I forgot I don't have more.
Boy, that's really bad.
Don't have all these up for you.
Thank you.
Wait, fills it up, meaning what?
I have one.
Oh, and then you put your fossils in?
Oh shit, I love my fossil at home.
What the hell are you doing here?
Where is it?
My junk drawer isn't it?
I got my fuzzles.
Yeah!
Okay, excuse me, you know why we filled them up first?
No.
Because it's not going to work unless you do it.
We filled them up first with either rotten flesh.
Oh, so then you can control what Chani you got?
No, no.
Okay.
You just have to put the juice in first.
Don't I feel so swollen?
Okay, now I'm gonna put the fossil in
But it in the small but left one. Yeah, now
If you look here on the blue screen, do you see that dark blue? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the progress
And if you go too far away
Then it's not gonna work any more
It'll recess so let it only get progress when you're in the area. Oh
I didn't know that I've done this one. It's
Oh yeah, okay. Well, I don't have to like stand in the room do I?
Oh, not too far. Or at least not gone for too long. Oh wait can I show you something?
Yeah, is it a low-punny? Oh my god
It's a duck. I love duck ass duck ass. The E-node. Yeah, every chapter I guess right.
Yes, right.
Did you find this?
Yeah.
This is a radiant.
This is not a shiny.
This is a radiant.
Where?
What's a radiant?
Because this is not the normal shiny color.
Oh.
It's a super rare.
Yes.
There's this shiny Pokemon and then there's variant of shinies.
Wait, let's drop in fire.
Wait, they can change this.
Let's just try to load honey.
See.
Wait, you're going to change it for 30 low punnies.
Wait, do you see all those low punnies?
Like to the north of the east.
I've put them there.
Wait, you put them there. Yeah, they're like um, I have a
I already did
You only have what?
We only have what if you be so long to find one?
What do you mean why you guys left?
He has so many fossils. He's freaking fossil farming. Like is this why?
She's someone charged one fossil for this is crazy.
Why I'm excited. I mean I have a shiny app with this. Oh, CC looks look look the white
Oh, yeah, oh cool. It's like it's like Windows 95
Yes, it is where you have to wait for the progress part of all the way. No, listen out. I'm I'm AFK for a little bit
So you can go and
You can go to your own thing and then come back and it'll still be here. Oh, let's freaking go. Thank you, babe
I mean, leave though. It won't progress. No, it does progress. As long as someone's in the chunk it'll progress. Oh
You're staying here. Oh
I mean, I'll say pretty close. I'm just gonna go see those towers. Wait. Yeah, that's not close at all
Oh, okay
I'm gonna go through three. Oh
Let's bring it for you and go. Okay. Go to Ray tower three first Roger that
that
a
what is that
someone's making music
oh my ears
wait this is
how do you make music
I
am
my way
Guys, he's he's opening his first ever fossil right now
Good luck this one here. Oh, is that really?
Wait saying so I
Haven't looted this place out
Ray there's a chest out there. Did you check it out? I see I can see it already impaled me
Yeah, I can see it. Oh, okay. Oh, he went through
Grimst, do you have a swablue I can buy?
Yeah, it's not like the best one
And then one and two are blue towers
There's a bunch of this little chest is garbage
Yeah, this is sad. This one was right outside the zone yesterday, so I put a it looked cool from the outside
Oh, what's the total I put a freaking watch on a couple of long
How do you freaking do grims?
I'm a little bit teases
I'm I'm still I'm still yeah, you know, I take a deep breath first
Sorry, I'm not working sorry
This place sucks
Yeah, this place is fucking horrible
This place
Let's steal it.
Let's steal it.
Oh, it's your way point.
You have like a move.
Yeah, we're moving it.
How do you get away point?
Okay.
You have to, you, you get them from these.
Okay, go to tower one.
Okay.
Okay.
Over here.
I will show you the way.
So there's these blue towers.
That's where the best best loot is.
Uh.
Okay.
First things first, you started the top.
Shit there's already so many tests here. Yeah. Oh yeah the blue towers are the best towers
Where's the you must explore a lot?
Uh
Yesterday was like my first day, but what I've been doing is I've just been using the window and going to other people's towers
Okay, that's what I've been that's what I started doing yeah
Yeah, but then once you loot that it's over
Yeah, then you just have to do your own work it sucks
the
border was increased today so I'm gonna go look for more towers
all perfect
and I'm gonna please and then I can steal all this stuff
no fossil
no
oh I thought I thought a fossil
I don't really like just as you said that
oh my god I'm not gonna go out of my house
shiny fossil
oh my god oh my god I'm not gonna go out of my house
what the hell
mate you might feel lucky I dropped two fossils in one
wait that's crazy
yeah
You know the difference between the two fossils?
No, I have no clue.
Okay.
So there's the shiny fossils and then there's the H8 fossil.
The H8 fossil will give you a Pokemon that has its hidden ability.
Oh, and it's the other one.
Oh, I didn't even, I don't think I've ever found an H8 fossil.
Yeah, they're red.
Are they more rare than shiny folk, the shiny ones?
They're equally rare.
Oh.
No, I've got no luck. Everything else sucks.
I feel like I'm like gambling. Opening every day is like, it's so addictive.
Saying it's so fun. It's never known what's inside.
Like I just got five rare candy in this one. Like what a rush.
It's really good. What a fucking rush.
Like I feel good. Like, oh my god, I wonder what's in this chest.
And then you've got to go down there.
Oh my god, experience candies in a slave ball.
I'm trying to level up my mount, so it's evolved, you know, it's better. I have a gold
bat, it's terrible. Oh, yeah, it gave me the juice for that. How do you do that?
I'm down this way. Uh, he, uh, when he's back, uh, I'll make it. Oh, there's like a secret.
Oh my god, six rare candy!
Well you've got so much for your candy. I and I needed to I'm trying to involve my Pokemon just perfect
What good and then there's just two more
Well you've got an undying things here
It's one soft I am a little bit right here one more oh
Me
Thank you so much wait this was insane
Put your falsely oh yeah, yeah
and
put it in put it in put it in put it in
wait this is a
boy
I have to put in some rare apples or
well he already filled them up you can see their
filled with these grey things
oh you can
what am I
Boom
I
I'm so excited and I have a free poker slot, right?
Yeah, so you can use the terminal thing here and you can put your dudes away
Hey, are you back yet or not?
I don't think I'm here
Squeaks wanted to know how to cook the juice for the to make
I will listen this time.
Okay, so it's pretty simple. Oh
We should use your experience gems first. Oh
No, it's okay. He was already like level like dirty. Yeah at that point. It's not
Oh
As a
way so much easier to control
Whoa
way, it's so easy to control
my core but nice
Okay, okay. Come here. Come here. Thank you. Simple all you need is a campfire
Alright, and then a campfire pot guy, and then if you right click in the campfire pot, right
Yeah, yeah, I'm in it. Okay, so it's just three ingredients. It's the pebble flower
Energy root and then any color app report. Oh, okay, and then you just get three berries. So like obviously better quality berries
Like star fairy is a really good one gives you more like stats. So if you hover over the delicious pink
Appages and then plus shift like old ships. Yeah
Oh, it shows acceleration skills speed, job, stamina, quality.
Oh, and then you feed it to your mount?
Yes, and then you feed it to your mount.
Oh, look at, to look at like the stats.
Press C.
Let your speed here.
Yeah, flex your speed muscle, okay?
And then go to the third tab.
Oh, I see that.
And then on the bottom, it says ride, right?
Oh, yeah, I see that.
So that is your
So you want to look at air also it has a high jump in stamina. I see in the air
It shows you you're like maximum
So like if you hover over the number it says like a number out of a number. Right. Yeah 80 out of a hundred
So you can level up these
These things with the juice
Yeah, so it looks like COVID-19 has really high stamina and a really high jump
So jump is like jump is like up and down like how quickly you can like go up and down
Uh-huh and skill is how quickly you can go left and right. Oh
Okay, yeah, the skill it felt hard to turn
Yeah, looks like it's really low skill cat. Wait, that's cool. Maybe I'm gonna level up my shiny then
Can I just is ducklet mountable? I
Think when you evolve it it is
Oh, it needs, it has a long ways to go.
You're false, it's ready.
Wee-beeeeee!
All right, here we go.
You have to pull out any ball in your hand to claim it.
So you click on the machine with a ball.
OK.
How do I check what I got?
Oh!
What is it got?
Oh, oh, it's bad.
That's a cool one.
No, that's actually a cool one.
You can evolve it into Kingja.
It's actually pretty cool.
Oh, really?
Yeah, yeah.
It's a dragon water type, I think.
Oh, that's really good.
Maybe I can ride it on the water.
Yeah, I think you can, actually.
Let's freaking go.
You can go.
Kingja, that's it.
Okay, wait.
That's exciting.
Okay, and then this one's not ready, right?
Oh
Yeah, it's not ready. Oh, you're checking out my ductlet. I was looking at what level it
involves. Oh, and what love I hear. I'll give you I'll give you some very candy. Well, I got thank you
I don't know what he's waiting for, but he's waiting for him to look like.
Oh, I can choose, it's Swanna.
Wait, is there another evolution?
No, I just hit Evolution, that's it's Swanna.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, here we go.
of
a while
it looks pretty unique I mean it's ugly are now though
but uh... I think it lost in its key factor for sure
okay but you see muscle and look at its
very bad
Very bad right stats
Yeah, I can swim I can even write it right now
Like it's not even mountable
Yeah, he's ugly is a fucking ugly duck
Wait, hold on. Wait, come here. Let's do a little water here. Yeah, yeah, maybe you can write it on the water
Maybe it's like a boat, you know. Yeah, maybe jumping the water here and see if you're right
Yeah, well
Yeah, this is awesome
Well, that's pretty awesome actually
Yeah, really cool
Really great stuff
Oh, okay, and try flying from the water like double. Yeah, oh, there you go, look
Wow
Wait, keep an overs
Wait, that's pretty cool actually
He's pretty slow
it doesn't look a little slow but he's got good left and right
he's trying his best yeah dude you're just so fast
oh I can have to go in the water to have him take off sorry one second
the
Yeah, we'll go back to reality. I'll let you go first. Yeah, just go straight out. Yeah, I'll let you go first
Wait, I'm winning
I think I'm gonna win this and he's off
Yeah, I'm on my way here. I come
Wait, this is a close race. No, ah
Whoa
Whoa holy aura
What is this one? It's called the talon talon plane
Talon flame. Hmm. Oh, Jesus. I need to find that. They have like different like like every month
Like in stats. So like your Corvinite has like a hundred maximum stamina, right?
Yeah, my townplace maximum stamina is only 65
But like it has a little stamina. Wait, so if I juice it
It
Yeah, it would go really fast.
Time on this thing.
And it'll go like pretty easily fast too.
Oh, that's pretty good.
I'm glad I caught it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm in the wall.
I can't take off from there.
Okay.
Maybe you can maybe get a different like flame up.
All right.
Oh, true.
Like, I don't know what's going to be in here.
True.
True.
You might.
It's almost done, too.
I don't know what he's doing.
What do you think, huh?
Like an arrow?
How do I use this?
How do I use this?
I got people?
He didn't realize that there's an hour.
I can cobble on.
No, it does.
You need a bow.
He's got a chest.
Oh.
Yeah, I can make it.
Well, I think I have this to feed you.
Wait, then I'll have to infinite frickin'.
Oh, apparently if I evolved my goal back,
I can go fast, too.
Yeah, but I think it has to like you in order. Oh, that's impossible. I
Go about nose me too well to like me. Oh, what is it? What is it?
No, it knows the real me
Oh, is this a plushie
Yeah, it's a cute. That is cute. That's how it's a Pokemon.
Chat, do I have time to go to the bathroom?
Join the raid? No.
Okay, there you go.
Okay, so now you can bring that over here to this envelope.
Ah, oh the bow infinity, I was not having fun in ammo. Oh wait, I don't think we've been the
I have some in my chest, I think.
Wait, that's cool.
Hmm, now you can shoot things down.
Like what?
I don't know.
I should be looking on.
Yeah.
You can become a Pokemon murderer.
Fuck it.
Wait, what's this chest, by the way?
It's like a huge chest.
How does it taste?
You can put whatever you wanted it.
And it's like time to your account.
Oh, that's really cool.
I'll save it.
It's okay.
Wait, Minecraft is cool.
Yeah, modern Minecraft goes crazy.
Yeah, this is insane.
I actually loaded in without,
what the hell is this?
So whatever ball you click on the machine with,
like that puts the Pokemon in that ball.
Oh, but I'm gonna use this to default Pokeball.
You don't want it to look cool like what if it's a really cool Pokemon you don't want it to be in like a cool ball
No
Oh, huh tier five wait, I need to see what squeaks get from this fossil first
I want to see what squeaks get first. All right here we go. Here we go. Okay, sure. I'll send you the invite
Seeking
Wait, Seeking. Yeah, I didn't the building
Huh, nice. That's a good one squeaks. It's a good one. I mean, yeah, it has lightning rod, right, so it's a mean to electric. Oh, that's good. Wait, let's freaking go.
It looks like a gross fish to me.
Yo, hey, make sure you got three.
What? Why are you assuming that his shiny has a, it's kind of the ability?
I thought it was a shiny. I thought it was hitting the build. Oh, it's not a good shiny.
good shiny. No, it's cool. Pikachu to water against weeks. So I wasted 12 minutes
for a fucking goldfish. No, take it to the water. All right, I'll fall
in the water. Here we go. It doesn't turn. It doesn't turn. It just goes straight.
Oh, whoa, wait a second.
What is fast, actually?
Wait!
On the surface it fucking glides.
It's got a sports mode.
Wait, it lets you breathe underwater.
Oh, you're right.
Wait, this is kind of crazy.
But it doesn't turn well underwater.
Fuck my stupid strongest life.
Oh, do you see?
the
under water bases
I didn't think about this
okay so what do I want what's my goal right now
like what do I want to level
I use it for the prom. Thank you, Kendrick Legib. Oh, we got to go to town at Tower 4. Let's just get more shinies. Okay, I deal
Mods can we start the music again, please
Thank you
Shining
Oh, do I have the poke balls?
Oh, that's so much experience, candy.
Um...
Guys, I have, uh, I had some really bad news on my thread.
The, uh, this game is really good.
Problem on is really fun.
How's this already fucking full?
What the hellie?
C. Pickle.
Good. Bring a crafting table.
You need a sophisticated storage system. I don't give a shit.
About storage. How do you feel about that?
Okay, then we need balls.
Thanks.
timer ball, let's just bring all of our balls, why not.
Alright, get ready for adventure!
What do you have diamond?
When my pick axe dies, I need it.
Get ready for adventure!
Ray Tower 4.
1.
next F slurdathering. Sadly, they took what I said the wrong way. They said that they're like,
oh, we should play counter strike on the 19th. And I said, oh, if it's okay if you guys want to play
together if you don't want like meet a ruin your era for rankings and they said just
you know basically the implication was I don't want to play with them but I'll play
I like I'll play with them. I just met like if I was grinding a game and someone was
higher ranked I wouldn't want them to mess with my placement matches. Is that crazy?
Shiny.
Shining.
Something is shiny.
Did you hear that?
Where is it?
Is it outside?
Where is it on here?
Where the fuck is it?
to
know where are you burglary sea of thank you
you're fucking joking
the
What what what my radar popped the shiny and I was like I found one in the belongs to you. Oh
It's just a Burmese and ugly shiny
It's a shiny regardless during these times
Miss economy shinies are precious really I feel like I've already found two so quick
We need no need to compare Dix now. Okay. I don't need to
Okay, I'm sure this is some shinies here. You know there's gotta be some
Chinese fossils etc. I did find two. Oh, there we go. I've even looted this place yet. I just heard the frickin sparkle
I
He gave me a Chinese, so in reality, I only found one, you know. No, still one Chinese better than none.
A prize is a good tower.
It's so nice that people just leave waste on so it's just like I don't have to do
any of the work. I just need harder. Yeah, no, that's why I'm glad I wasn't really hunting for these towers until now.
Here's a music.
I'm going to have to like scout it out before I make the announcements. Oh, that would be sick.
I'll report back to you. Thank you.
Alright, I spawned you.
Explode the end of crystal. Oh, I have fireworks, don't I? I need to explode my fucking fireworks.
I want to see what those thingies do.
Ow!
they lagged a whole server and I have 64 fireworks will this crash
server
the
safety goggles
it
buck my stupid shungist life
It's all, it's all Garbo!
What time is it for you? It's time to fucking find some shinies, huh?
Sorry for being so aggro in my conversation. This is how I talk now.
It's 806. I am EST, the only real time zone.
PST is for Chumps. All these streamers who live on in California are such fools
because they go live when everyone else is too late to watch. Like I don't understand.
EST is the best stream schedule ever. I go live at my five o'clock.
And uh, that's like 2 p.m. Pacific, 4 p.m. Central, like, it's perfect.
Oh, but it's always sunny in California. Okay, checkmate, actually you own me.
Well, that looks cool.
I actually just got fucking owned.
the
squeaks have you considered it's always sunny in Philadelphia, do you know it's crazy? I
actually get sad due to weather, like I'm so fucked. I need to take drugs aka
A vitamin D.
Did I already clear this?
I did.
Lute.
Oh my god, just cleared Ray Tower 4.
Did you get anything good?
No.
No, no, no, no.
I'm looking, now I'm shiny hungry.
I'm like a freaking addict now.
I'm shaking without a shot. I need more. I need a whole shot. He was good at every tower every blue tower. You'll probably go. Hey, hunter
Oh
Oh, I can't hear you
Right, I'll show you my I'll show you my Chinese look look look
The horseies look at that
Yeah.
Oh, it's just the duck, it's on his pool and you know, wake up, you have it so
awkward and it's so hot.
It's horrible.
I like it so sweet.
Yeah, that's all my shame.
Yeah, you used to be purple and there was a base.
Oh, but shiny King's are will be cool.
It will.
And then you can ride it in the sea.
Oh, there's a horsey, right?
Yeah, horsey.
I love it.
of squeaks. I might be a little small. Excuse me?
I'm just saying it's a little small.
It will evolve. Come on. Come on.
Well, I'll evolve it. Don't worry.
I'm like looting on these towers. It's an OP.
Hello.
Wow. Oh, sorry.
Nathan.
Hey. Hey.
you're you're
your
garment
yeah looks really
thank you
but man your rancher today but
I would also hear you go work at your cafe
I have a specialty uniform I made
oh let's see it
okay
can I meet you at the cafe and chair two minutes
sure all right I'll be right there
all right
Jesus Christ, you know what I mean?
Oh yeah, I would see what could have been here.
If it's a low-plenty cafe, maybe it'll be like, okay, that's just like-
Oh, do you see, oh, do you see his might waste on?
Okay.
Oh, God, I can't wait to see this outfit.
It's gonna be that amazing.
Wait, you wanna see something really cool?
Wait, Squeaks, I don't even see her.
Sure, sure.
Sure, sure.
I come on, believe it.
Was everyone moving that tower?
I wonder if I'm gonna get it.
Oh, are you gonna...
Okay.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
There we go.
Oh, wait.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Let me sit down for this.
Whoa.
Isn't it cool?
Hey.
It's actually seven.
I know it was even possible.
It actually takes a lot of core strength.
I can't imagine.
I can't imagine.
Yeah, you should get one for your
And your part me. Yeah, I don't think so. I'm not I'm not agile enough. I have 25 pound dumbbells
Whoa, oh, I got to wait 25 pounds is pretty good, right?
Yeah
Is that not good everyone makes fun of me for it?
We do like what I've done with the place look at these mud bricks
Yeah, they match the little party. Yeah, I just
Just nice. Thank you. I've been solely making upgrades.
I've always been sure everyone was looting the freaking tower. I didn't have enough space and I didn't know what to grab and then I could have
make a freaking upgraded chest. I've been down here. Oh, yeah, which tower?
We stop. I know. I know. But here's the thing. You just go to those towers, take all like the shiny
fossils and you'll catch up in like no time. Well, what are the shiny fossils do again? You put the
shiny fossils in these like machines and they spit out a shiny Pokemon.
Oh!
I mean, you just have a tiny... Oh! Wait, that's how you got so many so quickly?
No, no, no, but I also just traveling around and I heard the shiny noise
and then I'd stop and I found... That's how I found like these random ones.
Can you do the shiny noise?
I look! Look! Oh my god!
Holy shit, that's so scary, it's quick.
Look!
I said, don't even say you know, he's huge!
He's huge!
Yeah, you can name them custom things.
Have you named any of your things?
Not yet.
I feel like it dishonors the Pokemon.
That's fair, honestly.
I would name this guy Big Guy.
Big Guy.
Big Guy.
Big Guy.
Oh, Big Guy.
Oh, wait, how the fuck...
Yeah.
I don't know.
I see that's a thing like maybe I'll name him. I don't name anyone because I'm gonna forget what Pokemon they are
And I'll just get confused
Okay, that's fair. I don't know anything. Oh wait. He's okay. He logged in. Let's see
Oh, yes, doubt it. Sorry. I'm short. I think I have like a related one. Oh my god. I think I have ADHD. I realize
You already. Yeah, this is crazy because you judge me for watching take a look over my teeth
I don't judge you for that. No, that doesn't sound like me
I watched them I watch what is that? What do you do? My god, wait, now I feel really bad
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
Oh, okay, you're a little bit right in.
Oh, there I am.
This is what I saw my mega low bunny wearing.
So I decided to get one made.
What do you think?
Okay, well we do have a try out process. Follow me.
Okay.
It's my intern.
Yeah, yeah, this is my intern.
Yeah, I'm gonna inherit the pep.
Oh, that's so cool. My name is, yeah, I'm a Pokemon trainer. Okay, let's see what you got. Trainer Nathan. Oh, okay
Oh, like can you just give me one second? Sure. Are you? Yeah, don't look at it. We'll turn around. Not a great start
You think he's just nervous? I mean, I feel like he should know what to do
I mean how's he gonna perform in front of a pack crowd? We got the who's who of the frickin
Regiment coming, you know
Well, it just takes practice
I don't know. I just feel like he doesn't have what it takes
Oh, are you ready to be turned around?
I think you need to know. Oh, okay, here we go
I forgot about the ball guy. We yeah.
Kill!
What was that?
That was incredible.
Thank you.
I really like 50 cents.
Don't you do.
All right, well, interesting.
What other qualifications do you have?
How much do you, what's your expected salary here?
There's a right answer here.
Welcome on.
You just want Pokemon.
You're hired.
Welcome to the team.
Remind me of your name Nathan, right?
My name is trainer Nathan.
And I'm a Pokemon trainer.
Right, right.
Welcome to internet and you and I wish you learn all that stuff
Well 22 years ago the professor and my hometown told me that I had to go out and catch Pokemon
But before I left I walked in on my oh Jesus. Oh
Wow, that's
Just
you
you
you
you
you
you
right right right right right right right that's that will do attitude that I like to hear
I thought on, I had to be honest, I'm struggling to put this into words. It's sort of like,
it's like if somebody told you there was a color that you've never seen before,
and you tried to imagine it. It's like your brain, I feel, I felt hot, I felt sort of like I was about to,
I feel like I was about to transcend, right?
But he just wouldn't hear it all the way around,
for what he did.
Yeah, like he met it for,
I was about to transcend.
I was sort of right on the edge,
sort of on the edge of transcendence.
And my whole body got hot.
I got sweaty.
I started having strange thoughts.
I remembered a couple childhood memories
that I had forgotten what it's all.
It was an exalt sort of combined and sort of a meatball experience of confusion and
elation.
Does that make sense?
No.
Or yes.
I consider sort of an emotional meatball, a confusion and elation, right?
So overall would you say it was a pleasant experience?
Hmm, I'd say it's kind of like hot sauce, but I want more.
Oh my god. Wow, you're a poet. You're real poet.
I'm just trying to give on his feedback, you're well, thank you.
I think I heard enough, welcome to the team trainer Nathan.
You're hired. You're hired. Wow, thank you so much. Wow.
And just have just, so you know, when I have some clientele come by, I'll send you a shout and, you know, you know what you have to do.
Let me know all cater parties I can host whatever you need. Well, dude. I decided to work for you, sir.
Wait, well, the honors all mine. Welcome to the team.
Let me know if you need anything else. I will do it for our Pokemon.
Yeah, we don't care about that. Just keep doing that with your, you know, what's the, what you got?
Thank you. You're welcome. Oh, oh, wait, you're still.
Yeah, I'm crazy, no.
Wow, what would my would my routine look better if I did something like this what I started with this kind of
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, let me just one hundred percent
That is what I like to hear if you don't that I
Like this you
I could see myself transcendent to that for sure.
Okay.
Oh, good.
I think that's really good.
Good job.
Yes.
You have a dancer name?
Gosh, I'll work on my dancer name.
Okay.
You can even train or Nathan is my name.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
Now, presenting traitor Nathan.
Everybody's going to kind of really kind of.
That'll make kind of sad.
That's a stage low, maybe that's the point.
Sorry, I'm there.
Why are we standing differently, you know?
Oh, we can all friends end together.
Transcendent.
You could have made this outfit.
She said she was a trainer too.
Oh.
Okay.
Well, she said she was a Buddhism trainer,
but I don't know what that is.
Oh, wait, so I have a good name for you.
What about Dancer, trainer, Nathan?
Oh, no, that's a drain or Nathan.
I like that.
There you go.
There's a little bit of a change in the,
which is a change in lettering.
And there we go.
Fighting type Pokemon can learn the move.
Drain Punch is a deal.
So the HP from enemy Pokemon.
Wow, well, that's what your job is here, I guess.
So, you know, maybe keep the Pokemon fast to a minimum
because I'm detrance-sending.
I'm glad I've been reading.
I would just when you're at work, you're at work, all right?
Understood, sir. Thank you so much.
Awesome. Welcome to the team. I'm happy to have you.
Thank you for having me.
Happy to help.
We're doing this.
That was great.
That was amazing.
That guy's got a real feature.
I'm telling you, he is something special.
He is something.
Very innovative.
The taking the armor off.
I couldn't have even imagined.
It was very good.
Well, I'm going to have to get spotlighted for this age.
What?
Yeah, well you've transcended here. I took well I remember I almost transcended and now
I'm really looking forward to a full transcendence whenever I mean just is there an open night or anything?
No, nothing set and stone we're just gonna hire like, you know, it is not a little bit almost
Yeah, right like pitty sort of builds up
for sure for sure and now I'm just going to go off and transcend somewhere else
not going to be the same well we'll be a very special first customer I don't
you know I don't forget so well keep you posted oh thank you thank you I can't
wait can't wait for the show now all right he take care many blessings
things. I'm gonna get this pig. What the fuck that was crazy.
Awesome. What do you think about, like if you were like, you know, like, let's say you're like trying for your third kid, right?
And like, isn't like when you do the thing like it's like, like you go on planting?
I'm planting. Yeah, when you like try to plant the seed. Oh, I'm planting. Oh, my God.
I'm planting. That sounds like a counter-strike call out. Well, that was the point. Oh, I see.
He will. He will. He will. He will. He will. He will. He will. Hey, rake gave me 14 waste stones.
What? That's so good. I like four at my house.
my house.
Get four ways.
Yeah, I think it was the Ray Tower that we went to and we looped it.
Oh, yeah, there was so much, you could probably still go there and you'll want to show
you.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Put one of your races down and then just type Ray and go Ray Tower 4.
What?
I was just here.
Oh, then you already got it.
And then we're in here.
Yeah, they're gold chests.
That's where I think I got them.
Yeah.
Oh, I never got it.
everyone. Yeah, yeah. All the loot is different. It's like Gamba. Okay. Oh, I haven't done
rage. Howard. Oh, my. Oh, hey, trainer Nathan. You're still that outfit, huh? Not cold. It
lets me move faster. But I'm a fast-site Pokemon. I was also looting this tower. Oh, well, we
were just checking something. Yeah. I just started. Oh, it's really good. All of these
towers apparently Ray tower four and three are the best ones, but I
have a question. Yeah, if you, if you liked one of these Pokemon more than
the other, actually not Pokemon animal, do you like a bear or a ram
more? Definitely a ram. Why? Go fuck yourselves. Goodbye. All right, thank
you. He has a big names, I guess. You know, you can't. Yeah, he's
It's gonna feel strongly about animals.
Yeah, I mean, I respect that.
Wait, I've done three, I think, but I'll need it.
Wait, there's no three.
Yeah, I was gonna say there's only one, two, six, four.
I'll go to two.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh, wait, holy, is this so much freaking blue?
Okay, I'm learning how to loot.
Ooh, I got a muscle band.
I just middle mouse click and...
You got everything.
Not everything first.
Everything that's not like...
experience candy I take.
How are you learning all this stuff? There's so much to learn.
Really? I mean, I don't know anything. I just take random shit.
Oh.
I think you're better seraptor.
Iron chests.
So I'm looking beast.
Oh, I don't have that yet.
It's pretty all you really need is a redstone torch.
Oh, I got a thing. Did you know that my poisonous warp juice?
I think I need a poison tree.
Wait, what's a thing?
Um, a thing is when the holder successfully inflict damage.
target me also. Yeah, but I don't I don't battle. Oh, never. Never. I don't believe in the
I guess. Do you think it's unethical? Yeah. Oh, I do take gold however for crafting
pokeballs. Oh, I have many in the freaking gold. Gold and iron. I got wait. I got a f-
uh, Shetty fossil? What's the H-A fossil? Oh, that's another good one. That's a good one.
Yes, yes, yes. I just got a shiny fossil too. Wait, we'll go to the machines and get that shit.
Okay, sorry. I thought I felt really quick. Okay, I like this shoot.
Oh, H.A. stands for a hidden ability by the way.
Hey, so I got a Pokemon with the Hidden Ability. Yeah, I'll get something I can put on for one.
You'll get a Pokemon with a Hidden Ability out of this machine. It goes more into
you met one more tower. Okay. Well there's so much loot in this place. Holy. Yeah,
I was gonna say I have a lot. Um, what do you mean the eating? Because people were
telling me that I shouldn't eat like vanilla food. Oh, I just eat bread. Yeah, that's what
I was doing though. That's fine. I don't know. What was it if I- I got a syrupy apple. Oh,
Oh, you got two fossils here that's crazy.
Jill.
The mic was outskate.
Jill, my quiz is outskate.
What?
Can you hear that creature calling it in the background?
No.
It's in my case.
Like, okay, we only left him alone.
So I'm looking at him and visited him.
We left him alone for two.
Oh, yeah.
And he woke me up all night because he was like it wasn't good enough that we were home
We had to be awake and petting him. Oh, that's a sweet mask
And he was trying to get under it. Wait, you have a cat. Yes, she or Dublin. Oh my god
I didn't know that
Are you allergic or is that? Yeah, I'm allergic but I only just some cats
Well, well, I hope we're going to alert her to mine
That would be really sad that'd be really really sad
Yeah, yeah, I mean like some of the way down there. Oh, I found it on my
I found a sing
Okay, I'm gonna find a thing too. I found like I did a thing. Merps. I did it. Oh, I'm one.
Oh
haha
opp
a fuck is down there
kind of swings so much recently. You start. Hey welcome back
I just want to another place, I got so confused because they looked like the same tower
But there was lots of people. Yeah, there's like a tower template
Okay, I'm just gonna do what you said and take gold. Wait, I swear I didn't get this stuff. Oh, I'm in
I'm not what the helly I got a lucky egg increasing my experience earn by the holder in battle. Oh, that's really good. That's really good
Okay, if you're like battling how'd you get up there? I
Do not know I just came back here. Okay. Hello. Hello. You may fail. Yeah, but my cat
That is a good one.
Goblin, Goblin the cat.
That's a perfect name.
Goblin.
You only have your plant.
You didn't get a plant.
What's up?
There are classes.
Cool.
Just some cool, some glasses I found.
Yeah.
I like it.
Your new look.
That's my new look.
New year's resolutions?
No, did you?
Yeah, I'm going to lay an egg.
Oh, I'm sorry.
It's Greek, it's Greek, it's Greek.
What?
Come here.
I just realized you could literally be a part of this.
I've been trying to lay my egg for weeks, watch.
What?
Okay, hold on.
Okay.
Hold on.
I don't want to lay it on me.
Okay.
Okay, ready?
Um...
You know why didn't make a sound?
That's just what it does.
What are you laying in?
Oh geez.
Oh well congratulations you did it.
I was here.
I've literally been my news resolution.
But yeah, that's pretty much.
Resolution down that said.
Now on to twenty twenty seven.
Yep.
Oh my no you're just starting to the.
Oh.
Why?
Why is there is a start?
Oh, okay.
That's fine.
It's normal.
Oh.
I felt. Where'd you go? Oh, I got a magnet. Ow. Oh, hello. Ow. I'm going to go to a different tower. Let's
go to a tower one. Okay, tower. Wait, I already did tower one. I did this one. I did it. That's okay. Can we go to the machine that
It's for shiny. Oh, yeah, yeah, go to cool club. Okay
I hate that
Hello, hello. Okay. Yeah, this way. This way. Okay. He's with a machine. Okay, oh, you're gonna want to put it in here
Because it has the gracious
Um, nothing, nothing. They're all identical, but these gray ones are prepped.
I don't know what it really means, TV8.
What does that even mean?
Like they put golden apples in it or something. I'm putting my thing in there too.
Okay, here we go. Boom.
Can you just show any fossil? Yeah.
And then it cooks.
And then it cooks for 12 minutes.
Oh, so we just come back and then get it.
Yeah, but we can't go too far.
Like we have this day in the general area.
Um, oh, hey.
I think he's okay. Oh, he's staying there. Oh, perfect. So it'll cook. Oh, okay. So it's like within the okay. Yeah. Oh, I have to use the restroom. Oh, okay.
Be ready.
I got chicken.
Maybe, I don't have a fucking fork or Christ.
I just watched the Minecraft movie with my 68-year-old mother, who when I saw the
like a movie with my mom he said oh what's the big deal they goes can talk
so
like well I watch this
yon toy story did it before
hello
Hello
Oh
Still in that outfit, huh?
I love your glasses goodbye goodbye
Wait, what's the good loot? Oh mega loot. Oh
No, it's a fucking trick man
Jesus, I did it again
I'm so sorry.
What is this?
It's blue!
That was...
It was way too fast.
Yeah, you guys had time to breathe.
I'm breathing.
Awesome tower.
Awesome tower.
Vikes tower.
This is a really good tower.
This is a really good tower.
I'm going to expect this to fall from my car.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
It's not okay.
I'm not like a dragon here.
What the fuck with me too? I'm not gonna do anything for everyone here.
Oh, what the fuck is that?
Okay, I think you're everything up there. I think you're doing this one. Oh, I'm sorry
No, I didn't mean it. I didn't mean it. I'm not trying to kill anybody. I mean I don't trust my dad
I could impressly knew I need a shiny fossil so freaking bad
No, everyone's down like a crackhead, he's just converted to you.
Okay, let's all go to rehab together. I'm willing to do that.
Hey, you covered the phone.
Fuck, I have nothing.
What a horrible fucking spawn.
Holy moly, Coachella must be down here.
Wait, is a horrible tower?
Yeah, I feel like more of us should be getting fossils, like more of us, you know?
Oh, I'm so happy!
I thought we got a good one.
Okay, you guys would do your best things.
So do you, so do you.
I got a pretty fun.
Fucking nothing. I got nothing.
This is making more sense.
Fuck my stupid strongest series, dude.
Oh, okay.
Fuck my stupid ass.
What?
What?
Side.
Autobals side.
Oh, hi.
Oh, I got the age.
jibbly told me to say rough twice. I'll never trust again.
you
me
me
me
me
me
me
to
come on evolve you bastard
oh I have a scale
wait I do
which one
the
all at the base
where I do
OGC
What's it called? What's it called?
Bottom road dragon scale. Oh, it's one evolution. I have to get it one
of all sadly, but I'll keep feeding it at experience.
Sorry.
Forci.
I feel at the level 32.
Oh god.
Shubley Tower is real.
Hey, shit! What's up, man?
It's a real!
Oh my god, they got a shiny fossil.
Get off.
Yeah.
We're like cockroaches. What are we doing?
Look at us. We're addicted.
We're just coming out of the freaking woodwork.
I'll just actually be with you.
I'm going to have to go to the other one.
Should we tower number two?
Yes, I'm going to have to go to the second one guys.
I'm going to have to go to the second one.
Did I get that yesterday?
Marshall Band.
My small loop bag.
And I thought I found three fossils in the chest because I pulled out my bag.
It was crazy.
We need help.
I don't want to be lost on that.
The only help I need is more chances to find both of us as a hobby.
I think I need a chance to add more.
Oh my god!
You were so cute.
You're so cute.
You're so cute.
I just hope I can counter strike crates.
What are we doing?
Yeah, I just hope I can have crates.
I'm not there, I'm not there, I'm federal alloy, I'm gonna care my life Lord, which sucks.
Oh, wow.
Oh, I missed a floor.
Look at this guy. Look at this. Look at this, hand in.
This is gonna have a shiny fossil-like promise watch.
squeaks guaranteed
Fuck my stupid strongest life
It's at the top
What's happening?
Chibli!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
You don't have to come!
Are you?
Are you?
Let's go!
Let's go!
I got shit!
I got shit!
I got shit!
Oh my god.
I can't break it.
Thank you Major Taco.
Is it real?
It's real.
What do I need Diamond 4 chat?
I have one for you.
I have one for you.
I have one for you.
I have one for you.
I have one for you.
I got a shiny fossil baby. Let's freaking go. Hopefully A was at mine. I'm using all of his.
Oh!
Come on guys, ready.
Mine is the second one.
Is it?
Oh, yeah, it is.
Okay
Brage
What the fuck is this?
What the hell is that?
Wait, that's-
What the hell is that?
That's mine, you have to have a ball and a Pokemon slot open.
Okay.
Can I need a Pokemon suit?
Is there a computer in here?
Yeah, right here.
Okay.
And the computers work like I could go to any computer.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, wow, I have a lot.
Okay, let me take out my guys that I really like.
Like my gravel or a lot.
I just got a ducklet, a dicklet, and-
Oh.
Sorry.
Okay, and my shorter okay, so do I just click them with a ball in your hand you right look at
Oh, this is a matter of what kind of oh, I didn't just look my dad. Oh, I did it. It just oh
Okay, I want to see what I got yeah
Wow, oh, that's not it. Oh, I already do that
Oh, my god, you're just so good
Oh, I'm not a bomb.
Oh, I'm not a bomb, I'm sorry.
Oh, I'm not a bomb.
Oh, I'm not a bomb.
Yeah.
That's so good.
I like this guy.
Nice ball.
Oh my god, I can ride him.
This is the best day of my life.
Wait, I want to ride my guy.
I'm going to go to my guy.
I'm going to go to my guy.
Okay.
I can't do shit with this guy.
Here we go.
Okay, come into everybody.
He got a little strip.
He got a little refresher.
Yeah, he's got a little farming.
Mine's okay. Mine's pretty cool.
I like it.
Dang, I want to go to more tower sense.
I can get more of this stuff.
Yeah, yeah, it's like a huge addiction.
What do I do with my, um, oh, sharks.
H-A fossil.
Oh, my god.
Oh my god, that's your dog cooking up, cooking up!
Wait, which machine?
This one, right here.
I think it's different.
Right here.
What's the-
Like that crazy shit?
Oh.
Well, not-
You put apples in it to load it up.
Okay.
I feel bad at my using y'all's resources.
I just aren't managed, Aves.
Haha.
Well, Aves really good, so...
Like, this is like no thing anymore.
And it like this is-
Yeah.
Easy.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh
Oh wait, squeaks. It's the stuff from your house. Yeah, exactly. Oh, yeah, yeah, it's a more power. Oh, no, it's just this for signs
You can draw with it
I was trying to go off by the way, at my house. Oh, I'm going tower on thing. I was gonna say can I come tower on?
I don't think I want to get more fossils, I also need to make more money, because I could upgrade my bag.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay, deal. I just have to make a stop.
Okay. I'll catch some Pokemon on the right here, house.
Mmm.
I need to make a chest.
Uh, do you want to learn how to make the really good ones?
Oh, yeah, how do you do that?
Okay, so first things first, you need a red sound torch.
Oh, I don't have that.
Okay, let me go get you one.
My, if you already in my teleport, it's the lesbian corner.
Oh, perfect.
I kept thinking that the Leslie come here.
teleport says, the Leslie and come here.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
I'll get right back.
Do I not have wood?
Fuck my stupid strongest way.
Okay.
Sit.
Sit.
Oh.
No hang on.
Okay.
Okay.
I got to do-
Is-
I got to check my notes.
Hey.
Oh, I'm so stupid.
Okay. Do you have an iron?
Yeah.
Okay.
So you're going to take iron and you're going to put it all around this breadstone.
Oh, sorry.
Oh, it's okay. I'll get it back to you.
So put it all around that and then you use that upgrade thing on a chest.
And if it's already a double chest it you need to so
Oh
Well, I'm gonna get a chance to do it
I'm going to close two basic iron to your upgrades.
Yeah, you can see you're going to make another chest.
Yeah, so it's per chest.
But if you put it you have two, then you won't make a full game.
Oh, no.
Fuck, I need one more wood.
would. That's so sad. Oh, I have to make another upgrade. Oh, I see. Okay, I can do that.
I've ironed. Oh, yeah, every single time. Wait, am I she's like, sorry. I have two of
the upgrade now. All right then slap them on here. Oh, wow. Wait, thanks. Wait, that's
really helpful. Oh, that was really helpful. I'm gonna put everything in there. And you can
sort by. Oh my god, can I search? I can search in this one? Yep. You're fucking kidding me.
This isn't sane.
Yep.
That's so good.
Yep.
Wow, wait, that's very helpful.
Yeah, I know a thing or two.
You're like a pro gamer.
Yeah, sort of.
All right, log in to CS.
I really think it's very good.
Do it, do it, do it.
The thing is, as I can't play,
like you cannot play CS and then get back on after like three months.
Yes, you can.
like my movement is like the only thing that would be normal is my crosshair placement but
the movement would be so uncomfortable I would get scared and I would love. I probably want to
game my blues and I get mad and I'll go. What's your favorite map? Probably overpass or... well
what you've turned around really quick is that a problem? Okay okay overpass I like her
awish um these are all I've not played like the I don't played CS2 and I also like train
Train is like one of my favorites ever. Train is fun. It's hard though. Yeah, I'm kind of a demon on train
What I was you're a little in love. Yeah, I'm trying to get to level 30 whatever
I should play like dust to I
Love dust to and like when I first got the game like that was what I played a lot on, but I mean everyone likes dust to
Yeah, that's too.
Etc.
My best friend.
Pardon.
OK, I have a question for you.
My friend that taught me to play C.S.
I wasn't allowed to play anything other than offline with barbers
to four of 10 hours.
That's good training.
Yeah, and then I couldn't use an offer.
Why couldn't you use an offer a hundred hours?
You used weight.
You couldn't use an offer a hundred hours.
So you had to unlock it.
Like your friend made you unlock the app.
Yeah, but I respect that because then you
don't become like the...
I just need to pick up off.
You're actually so fucking right. That's true.
Otherwise, I can't eat an off.
That's a good teacher.
Yeah.
All right, well, see you in the town.
Yeah, yeah, let's go.
Which tower is it? Blue tower?
I don't know.
I think that's to be speedless.
Oh, I'm in the blue.
Oh, no, it's a good one.
That's a good one.
Did you hear what I said?
I'm so sorry about that.
Would you say it should be his penis?
Oh.
Hi, Trairie.
Hey, Trairie Nathan.
Pena's is not a type of Pokemon.
Oh, geez.
Um, well, uh, sure.
Oh, oh.
Oh, oh.
Oh, I threw that.
Dang.
Oh, Shiny Thoughts?
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, I want Pokemon mid.
Oh, it's a great question trainer Nathan. Well, um, do you want to take the lead squeeze?
No, you go ahead actually. Anna, Anna Brown will explain it to you.
Okay.
Um,
I'm so sorry.
I just got two fossils.
I'm ready.
So sometimes you can take people are really in the U.S. special defense and that goes into the rosette ball and then in about nine hours in game time.
Some, uh, there's a barn.
Wow.
Do you hear, maybe this is like a moron anatomical, like helpful?
Those are the items that I referenced.
And maybe my new best friend, John Shwake, can provide some.
Great!
As well.
Oh, tough, tough.
You're not more squeaks, you know?
No, no, I can't. I think you did a great job.
God, I think you did a great job. I just got three rare fossils.
Very serious. How insane is that?
I'm gonna start.
I would like you to want to be put on a class at the university about reading Pokemon,
so I can know where Pokemon come from.
Oh, while Pokemon train or Nathan come from God.
You know about God train or Nathan?
Yeah, it's a Pokemon.
God is a Pokemon you think
They're native and you have a lot to learn
Oh, Arcus is a god. I don't know the lore. I'm not a fucking nerd.
Just kidding trainer Nathan Nathan just kidding
I've got three shiny fossils.
Hang, you're loaded.
I'm trying to not cuss anymore.
So I apologize for my language.
Train anything cusses.
What's the worst word you know?
Train anything, god.
Say about word.
Say about word.
Come gutters.
What?
Wuck it.
Well, I learned about those in West Hollywood, and you can see it.
Oh, Jesus, I'm so excited.
When a twink has really well-defined abs, and they pull it down at their lower
beat, like you're the B that points down, those are called gum gutters.
Treat or Nathan, I have a question too.
I don't want to learn something.
Sure.
Hello. Hello. What is, well, okay, I'm not asking, but I'm asking for-
I'm gonna back this. Hello.
Do you want this? Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my freaking god. Yes, I do. That is-
Um, insane.
How is it going to do with it though? What are you going to do with it?
I'm going to, uh, breathe it.
What?
Yeah, because I have a pasture thing and I'm going to try to get it to hold on me of them.
Sorry.
I was that too.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
What is it?
No, I know it.
I mean, that's what I do.
I mean, I don't know.
I don't know.
Trust me, I'm running a business here.
It's a good business.
But instant response.
That means that's what I'm going to do with it.
you're going to what you know what I'll give you a shiny how about that yeah what's your shiny
I'm good okay well all right well
you can just take it no no no come on that's so nice thank you I will yeah but if I see
you doing something inappropriate I need you to join you to the feds no no it's fun it's all
Board stuff here, I have a full oh my god this is it
Right here we go, okay, you have fun and thank you so much really
I like it
All right take care
Wait, how do I make up all this?
You got to give us the orb thing. You got to take it from your other one.
Oh, all right. Well, it's time to figure out what the...
What that looks like, I guess.
All right, let's see.
Here we go.
Oh, let's see, can go.
He said he left.
No, it's good.
I'm glad.
I'm like a normal respectable amount of happy.
Thank you.
Let's see, go and buy the question and I've done that.
Oh my god.
That's for them all that.
All right, praises in the chat.
What is it going to be?
This is mine, right?
Or is it this?
I forgot.
I want to open.
Oh, what the fuck is this?
Talks of packs, but it's nice.
It's really nice.
Wow!
Oh, I gave the low punny my pickaxe.
Give that shit to me.
I saw rudely left.
Hello?
Hello?
Ah, don't.
Oh, chibli tower.
No, no, we got chibli tower.
Oh, I have a rare fossil.
Oh, I can't figure out what to do!
There's so much to do.
You're shiny is ready.
But you don't have to juice this up and have to do that with golden apples, gapples.
How many gapples do I have to?
I have more downstairs, I think.
I think. Oh use the militant. Oh shit don't shit don't shit. You can use anything.
I'll put bread.
Yabee!
That's it?
I'm going to die.
Fuck, it's not my chance.
There we go.
Multimike, thank you!
I know I could use a militant with a vegetable soup.
Anyway.
Ooh, lagoon.
Oh, naughty nature.
Hey!
Oh, hey, squeaks.
How's it going?
Wait, I've been to this one too apparently.
Shit, leave me there.
Wait, this is what it is.
Oh, let's fucking go! Let's fucking go!
Grab the leftovers.
This is a good?
Yeah, I'll be, I'll be graphing all the gapples.
Take naughty mint.
Where was that again?
Okay.
Dude, I am lucky.
I'm taking iron as if I'm gonna fucking craft pokeballs.
But what's wrong with me?
Oh shit, I can't move now at all.
Oh my god.
Oh shit, I can't believe my lock at there at all.
It's actually crazy.
Oh, I'm gonna get all these, just in case.
Oh, sure.
The drawly mint is actually pretty good.
the
of
the
of the one-one change that
all my fucking body can you right now
this is insane
fire, I'll just take that
Oh, wrong floor.
P.B. UP?
Here you go, I don't want those.
You missed a chest.
What do the chances that the chest has a rare fossil in it, huh?
Gappel.
All right, let's see.
Where's my chest, Mr. Chest?
Where's the chest?
the
great thanks chat
we got fucking food on great
I
Oh
Oh, can I put another fossil in?
the
is that exists thank you
I have a militant oh my fucking god you guys are so smart it's actually crazy
and
these elements are
to one
yeah and a milk it with a bucket
as a crime to use
Bucket
Buck my stupid shungus life
Hello
Hold on high squeaks hi hi. Oh, did you just start here any? Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, that's fine
Yeah, you could join it if you wanted you could be I you could be honorary for once Sunday to be a guest
If you don't know you guys do your own thing. I mean, I'm shining hunting here. I'm just I'm cooking up some shit, you know, so can I do a guy?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, put it right here, and you just have to fill up
I have to
But I'm a little thanks if you have bowls like feel like I can just like milk
Oh
Okay, I'm gonna return with weight
I
I bred oh
I can make a bucket I guess
All right, I'll bring back. I'll make a bucket
Well, I'm thinking if I just have a bucket
It just will make milk
So let me fill them up
It's always milk with you it always comes back to milk
Oh, wait, I could have killed him.
I'm sorry if you were probably there.
Wait, you're one taking milk.
Oh, he should.
There we go.
There we go.
Yeah, he did.
Wait, I have another one.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Did you do your trick?
Yeah.
Oh, hey!
He's a golden milker.
There you go.
Oh, I speak to him.
Yeah.
Would you be interested in doing a ban?
ban. Yeah, you know, have a good voice. Yes. Well, okay, what would you like name be?
I have another fossil. I have my fossil. Okay, we'll all go to the next one.
This one's almost done, though. Hammer, really cooking up fossils, are they? It's kind of crazy.
I don't think I have any. I got the, oh, I was going to give you this Pokemon. I thought that it like
I'm so jealous I need a little bit of my best reaction. This is beautiful. I got a freaking Magatron.
What? Magatron.
Oh, and look at this.
What the?
Yep.
What the fuck is this dude?
Nothing, nothing, look.
Did she just blow it?
You know what she just, what I got?
Oh, that's stupid.
No, that's cute. Want it?
I'll get it to you.
You would?
I hate it.
Why?
Yes, I hate it.
I don't like it.
Why?
I don't hold R on you.
And then right click.
Oh, that's wrong.
Oh, well, after I get a Pokemon, I'll give.
the
of
a
Holding now you have to hit R and then trade
Trade okay, there you go
There you go in the button on the screen. Thank you so much
Oh, I wish we had more machines maybe we'll just go and I'll just go into people's houses and use them
Alright, I'm gonna try to go get more towers.
Oh, Jay.
I'll bring back some golden apples.
Or I'll try to bring back some.
I know you have like the crazy milking technology.
Yeah, yeah, it's crazy.
Oh, how much ram did you allocate to the server?
How much dedicated wham?
Two.
Rampo.
Okay.
Rampo.
Rampo.
We need to tone down those stems right now.
Oh, all right.
How much dedicated wham, too?
Two.
That was good like
You said I'm a vote for STEM coach, so if you ever need like
You should have seen my other vocal center singing a whole fucking song
But one dad is all that eggs fun. Oh, yeah, I can't stop
I need a one
Oh, I need a
Yeah, I know I know I know that one
I don't know the lyrics, but what is it is?
Oh it is.
Oh alright.
Yeah you can get please.
You can get please.
I got that by please one time because I let a log stick in my bed that was wild.
Oh my god that's a big mistake.
I don't believe it's so cute.
Yeah be you got to please.
It's okay they only bit my leg a little bit.
It was worth it.
I don't like that.
I guess Sam has pleased you.
Oh, sorry I'm a hiccuping.
Oh, you know, that's a symptom, right?
Of what?
Uh, it's a virus going around.
I probably have every single virus, trust me, the way I live my life.
What? That's okay, I don't judge.
Okay, I'm gonna try to go get more pulses, okay?
All right, thanks for the, thanks for the Pokémon.
Yes, you're a brand new magetron.
I am, yeah, I guess I'm proud.
Oh, you have one.
of
if
I
have
of
a
Kidding me?
As soon?
Oh my god, I lost it!
Oh no, I didn't. Oh my fucking god bro.
Holy shit dude!
NO FUCKING WAY!
WHAH!
NO FUCKING WAY, IT'S SO SICK!
the
table
I was working real hard you took me away from my work
luck
yeah
that's cute
that's
Oh wait it kind of looks like me yeah wait I'll have it if you don't want it
I'll put him up can you can you put him on shoulder how do you do that
we're like right click them like you're gonna like like I don't know like click on them
oh like you're gonna mount them like you're gonna mount them like you're gonna mount them
no just gave him your hand yeah I can't hold on my shh oh no no no you're gonna have
Oh yeah, I'm just gonna.
Oh yeah, I'm just gonna.
Oh shit, it took my soup touch.
See what I'm put this guy.
That's cool.
How do I trade with you, I was a good one.
What do you mean?
Uh, if I think of me?
Yeah, if.
What do you mean to, oh, shit.
Oh, you're melting, so.
Alright, alright, alright.
Oh, yes, alright, read down.
I've just been looking for shinies.
You gotta back guy.
Are you kidding me?
Wow.
Oh, thanks.
Yeah, they're worries man.
Wait, well, I appreciate the girders.
Wait, thank you.
Thank you.
I think we're finding a lot of shines, dude.
I've been so lucky I have more.
Can I borrow your machine?
Oh, are you sure you're not using them?
Oh, sorry.
It's hard to copy using them, but it's like, it's a globe.
Wait, you want to know something crazy?
I have unlimited ability.
I am milking milking my millotank. I just put that shit in the fossil machine.
Well, I heard that's made of.
That's a neat one.
Yeah, yeah, it's pretty insane.
His hand, and I joined and I was like, oh, I'm sorry. I've been using sweet shroll of his milk.
Yeah, I've been doing milk here.
Oh, you're just a milky guy.
I haven't drank it, dude.
Oh, lovely.
Thanks.
Oh, my God, you got a shiny one. Is that shiny one?
No, no.
It's a moochroom one. Oh
So if you've been hey you've been hit up the chibli towers. Yes, dude
How'd you find those? Yeah, chibli? I'm just I'm just working chibli towers, who just shrunk recently? I don't know if you hit that one
I did not hit the second chibli tower
Yeah, but yeah, I'm gonna I'm looking at the third one so you're getting alternate reality type of thing
Oh shit, okay, wait, I'm excited. I'll go check it out right now
I just think I might I'm a super excited jibli tars but not disappointed so far
Yep
Well do well do
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god another one's ready. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm still excited. I can't chew it.
That's ugly fun way. That was that. Oh
Shit oh my god, it's so cool
Wait, it's so cool
Oh my god, I'm not gonna run ready. Oh my god, I'm not going to do it. Oh my god. Oh he said always it
What the fuck man?
Why is it getting crashing?
What the fuck?
Did it all?
no fucking way, how am I so lucky?
what the fuck?
This one's mine too, right, used to our head, actually.
Oh
Hello, I look
That is chubby. This is a blue blob. Yeah, I'm training him. Can I
Log that row. Oh
Sorry, I was like to research this
Oh, this guy's cool.
Did he mind's ready?
Uh, not yet.
Oh, are you sure?
Yeah.
Yeah, you're right.
You can see the progress.
Oh, it just got ready right now.
And this one's going to be ready now.
Wait, I'm excited.
I'm excited to see.
I got a starly.
Oh, let's see.
Wait, that's what we're doing.
Oh, where to?
Oh
I do not see him, I was confusing with the the P-dove
Okay, so he is a special ability
He can fly he flies there's a ability
Can you do the milk again?
Yep, yep, yep.
Thanks so much.
Well I need a milk.
I need a milk my own thanks.
You are the best and I would definitely never use you just for your milk.
Aw, thanks.
You're welcome.
Okay, for, there, oh, this claim you're, holy shit.
Oh, it mind's ready too, cool.
I think I, I don't think I put two in, did I?
You did, you, these two are yours.
Oh, okay, let me guess.
Okay, this is one line, oh, I got
I'll see
Oh, I got on the ball though
There I set yours up as well if you have another one, oh, this one's mine here, hold on I have to
I put the other one, I put this one in.
Go look, cool.
Pidgey Odo Fox.
It's a freaking water type, but I don't really have any water.
Ah, come on, Pidgey Odo, fuck it sucks.
Pidgey Odo is cool.
Do you want to see my new guy?
Yeah.
There you go.
Oh, sorry.
Here he is.
Oh my god.
He looks awesome.
Where he looks so fucking sick.
This is very intimate.
And he's shiny, right?
Yeah.
Whoa.
Okay, they're like he can.
I like him.
Yeah, keep them.
Right, it's fun to go shiny.
I don't think.
Yeah, I like this.
I got it a bit more.
All righty.
I got to read the chat more.
So I could see what towers are open.
Same, honestly.
Okay.
All right, goodbye.
No, definitely not.
Yeah.
What should I be leveling up I should level up my uh, what happened to my uh
shit that needs to evolve because I have the horseie A yes one because it has to be level
Oh, what's your my call it?
30-2
32
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh
Oh, yeah
the
whole
way and now I have to use
wait what
oh you need a link cable
if all c-drink into king king drought while it went helled while trading
All right, well we'll have to do that later then.
All right, where's my milk?
Oh, I have a link here but right now. Okay, hold on.
and
wait, link cable this one it's also on the required trading okay so how do I do this so do I put out my
siege room
make him hold the link the make him hold the this and then use this
the
one of the
one of the
Okay, uh...
Can I not ride him?
That's sad.
Put him in the water.
Oh my fucking god.
Oh, come on, you can't fly!
Well
Oh my god wait he explores so quickly, but I don't have unlimited oxygen
That's sick though
It's a seahorse
and
a way to double you are a little keep getting more shine is
a
damson people are on the fact that they're way there
are a
of
to take a
to a
a
as a
a
Second tower
What's it called?
Should be tower two oh
My fucking you've gotta be kidding me. There's no way
That is insane and insane pole
Like first fucking case
I'm not cheating.
Wait, it makes the holder ungrounded.
I don't know what that is, but I like it.
and
boost the power of psychic news
Slurpuff
What the hell is this Slurpuff man?
What the fuck is this world X2 Slurpuff?
to
take that
case I got a ride on
heavy duty boots I don't care
do I need these like
drinks I'll take them
going in for battle I just don't
battle.
I don't need bread. I don't know why I keep grabbing bread in the apples.
and
now we got milk get this the glasses
already have them you want more
like why would I need to
you
this Chesapeise.
Gaple, useless, I find.
If it has a rare fucking whatever, I'm Poggin' but I doubt it.
Who are we, Killing?
Wait, there's Chesapeise?
How do I go up?
Oh!
Oh, there's a hole in the ceiling.
Oh!
oh that's fucking go let's fucking go dude you're right I'll never doubt you again
Okay, any more?
Two more below.
Your line.
Oh yeah, you're right.
Hmm...
Lack straf cool.
I just fucking so scary. Why is it so scary?
One more below.
two more below
how I get there
Where?
Where do I can't see them?
Oh, these?
the
one of the one of the chances
one of the one of the chances
okay
we can go to
one more chest
the chest, it's got nothing trust me, all right preachers in the chat, please for the love of God,
give me something good,
what is this little guy, what the hell is he?
It looks like a little rascal.
Man!
I'm getting too crazy with my shinies like us.
Oh my god my whole shit is just fucking frozen.
Ohhhh, what is it?
Whoa!
Check its abilities.
Overgrow.
There's a grass-type moves from the Pokemon to HP as low.
This is mine as well, oh yeah, okay.
Where's my milk?
I
Good job
that's my milking machine
I don't even know if you're I'm supposed to be doing that whatever
I know more fossils
Oh!
Come on!
There we go.
This one's mine, right? Oh yeah, yeah, three.
And then do I have more? No, right?
the
one
all right out we go
I feel bad for the guy why
I have more at my base
where
the fuck you lion
I'm not saying my other chest.
You're baited.
Yeah, you're lying. I don't have any more shiny fossils.
All right, tower.
the
loud hour a-ha-ha
the
destiny not
way if the holder comes in fact you're the Pokemon that way
That sounds pretty good.
All right, if I ever find that Pokemon, I'm Paul again.
I'll take a moonstone.
Oh, there's more up here, there's more.
Bread.
Oh my fucking god trying to awesome.
Oh yeah.
This really is like Kemba.
I know it's so good.
A booster pack is also rare.
really
Dude, I'm like addicted. What what is wrong with me?
All right, let's get these I
Really don't need bread. I really don't need balls either. Oh
These are the ones I missed before
the
whatever
oh my fucking god let's go dude
oh man it just hits so
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
All right, let's fucking go, dude. All my shines are cooking. I would never steal a shiny
I think I'm some scumbag, some jackass.
Blue Tower 3. Done.
S-celli tower.
the
of
the
of
Oh my god.
Max win.
Wait, how am I so lucky?
I
got to be the luckiest guy in the server. How am I getting so many?
I don't need potatoes. What am I doing?
I'm not cheating, obviously.
what
what
the
movie
no no no no no no no
what
Chibli left, oh, chib.
Oh, Chibli!
Don't drain all your luck here when you eventually switch to counter strike.
True!
Flame orb?
Wait, burns the holder. Why would I get this to somebody?
I'm putting a I'm putting 10 shiny fossils in the tower in front of low bunny cafe, whoever
Catch their first keeps them. Good luck, trainers.
There's!
ah
ah
ah
ah
Good luck. Good luck, dirty dog. I think I know where this is going.
I just put him there. Good luck.
I've been up there. You dirty dog. There's no way.
You troll.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Shit.
Oh, he's almost there.
Oh, did he reach?
Yes, go, go, go, you might beat him.
It's up to power this tower, right here.
As at the top of the tower.
Yeah, it's gonna go go he's struggling you can beat him up
Well, hey, you got the muscles
Oh no, that's so sad.
Oh no, wait, she'll close.
It's really tough.
10, there's 10 fossils up there.
Don't read the chat.
and
What it's about what's on the inside in your heart like it my guts yeah
An angrily eat my apple
Those are good one though honestly that was a pretty good one
That was good. Thank you good luck. I give you credit for that one don't fool me again
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
Guys am I a crappy guy.
Maybe there's like a lesson to be learned, no?
Brookie!
What the hell is this?
Fuck man!
Oh it's a starter?
to
you're actually breaking the server why can't I'm getting rare Pokemon like well you can't
blame me for that
Oh my god, I got two sneezlers. What the fuck? Oh my god!
all right I miss a top of celly tower all right we're going back then
Are you sure?
Squeeze stop biting your lip. I'm not clearly due to I'm on camera. I'm not biting my lip
Which wrong with you?
Uh oh
Oh my god, is this another loot place I've never been in one of these
and
never waits
their ass
of
What are you doing?
Oh, nothing, nothing.
What?
What?
I'm innocent.
I'm telling you.
Me?
Yeah.
He's very evil.
He said that if we went up the dinner that you would order the most expensive things,
he had not a good guy.
And did he?
Oh, he's.
Yep.
Wait, look.
50 T-bone stakes.
Look at my sneeze layers.
Oh, they're cute.
I've been collecting so many shiny Pokémon.
What's this wait they're kind of wait they're kind of country like they're like put there
Here and they have a side point deal. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I love this one. Do you want it?
I love them. Um
You just have so many good ones. Okay. No. Wait. What is he doing? You're trying to kill me.
I'm the animal. I'm going to kill you.
You're dead. Oh, I have to bring it on. Please.
Oh
It's my guy ready. Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's arm be true there
You guys you guys ready he's been ready for a long time this guy
I'm so sick
I'm just kidding. I'm gonna keep my grab one. I'm just kidding. Okay, this guy more Chinese. Ew. I got a freaking stupid owl
hold.
Hey, this might take.
It can't be that stupid.
No, no, these are all.
Can you put your milk in here?
Yes.
Come here, Militank.
He's kind of sore.
He's kind of sore.
Oh, I see.
I have to.
Well, actually, I only wanted to position myself.
I'm really trying to get money in man.
It is hard.
All right, Shiny Puzzle.
All right, Melatank, we still got work today here.
Oh, what do I just do?
I too.
Two!
Oh, sorry.
No, I don't think so.
Wait, you...
I think it's because, well, I'm, I'm doing a big life change soon.
Okay, let's hear it.
I'm moving to LA because there's this bar where they have free popcorn.
I'm just going to go every night and dress up in the night.
Yeah, because I want to eat that. Or not that bored. Oh my God!
I have a ditto, isn't that cool? Oh look at look look look there's the chibli one
I'm not going to go up with a lucky class of friends.
What do you say?
Hello?
Hello.
Oh my god.
I have so many great fucking Pokemon now.
Oh, what the hell is that?
Oh, you got to try it.
Wait, look, look, look, look.
I'm looking.
I'm looking.
I'm looking at cool glasses.
Wow.
Wow.
I love their side
They're in
Wait, the shiny so freaking cute. There's I've so many look at look look right look look look look look look looking a looking a looking
looking
Where where
I can't believe you got this. I've seen many you freaking good Pokemon jolly
We look look look look look look look look. I'm looking a looking
Oh my god you got to start her! Wait that's not shiny.
I know but it's not hitting abilities.
I cannot believe you got to shiny better. That's crazy.
Hey where is your um...
A template put her in her for fishing rod thing.
This.
Wait look look look look look look.
I'm looking at looking faster faster faster faster.
Oh!
Wait, don't show this to me um she's attracted to her.
To real boom!
Wait, me on, gave me a frickin' low-punny eye-opener.
I'm trying you low-punny!
Yeah, who also has the mega-evolution.
Oh, my god.
Oh, that's a bad idea.
Yeah.
That's a good idea.
I thought you exploded her last time.
Oh, no, I didn't explode her. That's it.
I don't know. It's good.
Oh, okay.
I treat my low-punny's really well, actually.
Yeah.
Yeah, I got to put some Pokemon away. I'm trying to make money. I've been catching a lot of Pokemon. Oh for the bag
Yes, I'm only like a thousand dollars off. Oh, it's pretty good. Oh
My god, it didn't crash. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Okay. I've got another. Oh
Can you get your milked out?
Oh, it's like a ditto but not
Yeah, I don't know here I'll put it right here
I
I
Think you so I would not use me for the milk. I
Best friends wherever I appreciate for sure
I trust her
Oh, I'm looted. Let's fucking go.
Let's fucking go.
which is not even in the server
that's so embarrassing
So embarrassing.
Wait, I feel so I'm getting red in the face. Everyone's gonna be like, oh, who is he talking to?
He has no idea. He's an absolute bozo.
Oh, what the hell?
That's literally so no, you're kidding me.
Wait, me on.
Wait, before you hold on before you leave. I was look at the chat. Me on I have a Pokemon for you and I thought you weren't responding
Wait hold on
Oh my I'm literally gonna go to spawn for this
She saw it and did respond
Look!
Fuck my stupid shungus life, I guess.
Fuck my stupid.
What tower was I just in?
Was this a tower?
What tower?
of
this is the tower sure you're not for all the only
right
all right, oh yeah yeah yeah that's familiar
I remember this arrangement
I think of the rate
I know that. Sorry sorry sorry sorry.
Why forgot I was just excited about my Pokemon.
I throw this in the trash with the hell is that?
Oh my fucking god. I've been looking for this for so long.
I have a jukbox.
Keep going down.
I am thank you for the sub.
Wait, did I miss something here? Why is this one so fucked up?
what
what
drive and loot us yet
Okay, our prismarine shards any good or no
No
Like what the fuck am I holding what the fuck is this?
Now's terrible. Oh, do you see?
Oh my god, I can't wait.
Wait, that's some jukebox.
Oh my god.
you
get on the pull for this one you know what
chair
Oh, the drop.
Goddamn.
Wait, so if I, if I, um, what, if I let it play out,
the I'll lose it forever, right?
It that shit pops out.
Or will you just keep playing?
Oh, they fixed it?
Let's fucking go.
How do I make it infinite?
Fuck.
and
it's a hopper I don't know what a hopper is
hopper oh yeah I'm not doing this
obviously I'm not doing that
anyway
Why not because it's complicated I think and I am unfortunately dumb as hell
Oh, it's just one block. I promise it's not okay. Okay, wait
Then we'll keep it playing in the front of the fucking cafe
hey, how do you like that, plug it in, okay I need a hopper, which is just iron and
a chest? So I need four hoppers, and a ton of chests. Hi, hi, hi, hi. One hopper on top. Oh,
that's so easy.
Do I have wood?
Yes.
Your fossils are ready. I need stimulus. This is more important to me than fossils.
Wait.
I know this is a really bad dollar, and I don't want to go to the
room.
But then you have to make up on the
minutes or so.
But I don't want to get that
until you know you've got to wait.
Wait.
Wait wait wait wait.
Oh yeah.
Wait that.
the
shift click on top of the box
oh
oh I see thank you
I mean all of you guys saying oh my fucking god how am I supposed to know that as somebody's never played in my crap
like how do I know
I have no fucking clue
I'll put that away, put that away, put that away, all right, shunny's are ready.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, is the best part of the whole fucking game.
They're not ready.
I was lied to.
Oh, no, because Abe is gone, no, that's so sad.
No, that's so sad.
this is uh, hands right?
Oh, no, no, I have to use your fireworks yet.
I don't want to crash the server, but not yet.
One and two are handers.
Oh yeah.
So this is the only one. What the hell it just went down did you see that?
No only one is hanners. This is mine, no?
It's mine now
You link
Wait, now I can't teleport.
God, that sucks.
Hell yeah.
Tell me this isn't a pop and fucking place.
This is close by.
Let's see if it works.
This looks like a corporate retreat, wait.
the
which will if I if I if I go away will it
de-spon
now okay that's what it does I got
cool
Abe!
Yo!
Yeah. Why did he separate them like that?
Oh, no, these are these are Hannah's and this is mine.
Oh, sorry. Do you need to use them?
Oh, no, it happens making more. Oh, sorry. We I kind of took it off for unfortunately.
I'm making some more. Oh, I'm gonna get more freaking shot. Oh wait! Wait!
Don't tell anybody about this, you know, how I don't even need golden apples. I just use my my milking guy
And I fill it up
Is that crazy?
Wait, I did the same thing. Wait, hey, stop
You kept on a suit.
Let's reach and go!
I thought everyone knew it.
It was just common knowledge.
Yeah, I just milk my milk tank.
Wait, that's so sick.
Yeah, just a little fun little thing.
Okay, I'm gonna go back out there.
I'm gonna get more shinies.
Yeah.
I'm gonna go to Ray Tower 6.
Just hit.
What the hell?
and
it I've so many candies now I might just start leveling random as both of them on
otherwise I just want to use them
all right, Johnny boss all right, here.
Oh, baby.
lol
lol
lol
lol
lol
lol
lol
lol
oh shit
Holy deal
Jet Black thank you
lol
Fuck
lol
I can't let you turn into the shiny guy.
Dude, I'm just getting lucky fucking streamer drops.
That means I need to open CS cases.
Thank you Sand Dog millionaire for the 39 months, appreciate it.
F**k!
Open Counter Strike cases while your fossils are cooking.
Oh, what?
Assault best, raises the holder's special defense.
Damn.
the
fuck
and
fail fail
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my God, oh my god, i get mad what i dont know
Oh, wow.
He expanded.
Oh my god, that's so sick.
Sir, did you really put tin pauses up there?
Grims got their first.
Yes, I did.
I didn't know.
I have to know.
Well, okay.
There are, there are 15.
But it says, please grab five.
If you get up there?
I mean, this is shiny garch on this outside.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
So if people are able to do it,
and good I might I might crash here
oh no I'm fucking owning too hard what can I do
Oh, wow.
Huge or a loss.
Oh my god, I'm not gonna make it out.
I'm due for something good.
I'm due for something good.
Oh, my goodness, that's perfect for the cafe.
Wait, you're right.
That's really good.
That's a meta-bokey mod.
Was there actually anything up there?
Yes, there was!
There's something!
There's something!
There's something!
There's still something!
No, what the hell is that?
There's something!
Because there's a sign that says, take five and leave the rest.
And I've left, like, I've left, I've told a, like, 20 up there.
And last time I checked someone went up there and it said there was 10 left.
What are those silly glasses you wearing?
What are you wearing?
What are you wearing?
They look nice.
We look like a little.
I'm in school to hide fashion, all right?
I wouldn't expect you to know anything about it.
Look at you.
You might have eye fashion, but I've got hide fashion.
Oh no.
He actually logged me.
What?
I don't know.
Wait, so.
Open them.
Open them.
What?
Open them.
Open them.
Oh, is it what is it?
What is it?
Um, I don't know this kind.
Oh, sorry.
Oh
What is that page it's gone wait, so are all these taken like these are all
You can use them. I don't know. I think I
Yeah, I'm gonna use this
Oh, that's
I don't know if you can use a shit and and yeah.
I like that. It looks like a giant's using the crash machine again.
Oh!
Some of us have some work to do.
work to do. Hey, boss and squeaks. Hey, how's it going? Train or Nathan? Not so good. What happened?
I'm in debt 35,000 polka dollars. Oh, that stinks. I was wondering if I could work for you for a
salary that I could negotiate. Oh my god that's such a fucking great
question trainer Nathan and to that about ten-poken dollars per hour. Oh my god that
and
it's all my shit and here
on
like it's so easy to organize the search and
the
old I can upgrade the chest
the
um... oh how do I upgrade it chat
diamond
what's it called diamond chest
that's right put uh... gold chest
a gold first
gold around an iron chest.
It has to be the upgrade chest.
Okay, called man.
I'm blind.
Oh, here we go.
I enter gold, so that's a redstone with gold.
I'm putting him free.
Oh, I need another one.
Perfect.
and
a small upgraded
one
and a diamond
in, right? So it's just, sorry, gold to diamond, yeah, yeah, it's not the set of it.
the
were hoarding now
I mean this is so much easier you just throw all of your garbage in here because you can search it
you know
uh... what else are any involves
your mic is on yeah to talk to you
i'm talking to you
You, you, I'm talking to you.
Can you look up a terminal?
What the fuck is this?
Chibli Tower 3.
Oh my god, Chibli's new tower just dropped.
dropped.
Oh, no, I just got a shiny plushy loot bag.
Can you believe that?
You guys, I saw it.
I hear some reason, then out of you guys.
I will put it up there, maybe. I just might. I just might.
Wait, how do I? Um, how do I open it?
Hey, I said you have a lot of shiny fossils.
It's a lie.
Shining's world of plushy. Oh, yeah, I have fossils.
I'm out. Yeah, sure.
I don't know if I'm doing the two up for free.
Yeah, yeah.
What I feel like this is like a trick.
Some sort of trap.
I'm scared.
I'm too scared.
No, that's what I'm saying.
That's what's really scary.
Just like you don't know.
You think it's just scary?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'll try to open my awful card.
I'll open my card.
This is just such a great sense of community.
Oh my god.
Yeah, yeah, finding the towers.
Yeah, this is like my only purpose in this world.
No, no, it's really good.
It's just like me three days ago.
It's just like me for real.
I gotta go.
the
one of the red
all I don't want to
have so many rare can't you know, I'm not
a use of
your
the
one of the
the
of
the
and
to
look at what I found
oh shiny squirrel
yeah
very cute
very nice
look what I found
whoa
you know what I found
you look way
Yeah, you look pretty cool too, dude.
Can I join you like, crew?
Yeah, the pub, though, so you want to be on a...
Oh no, actually never mind, no, I'm speak of the perverts.
Oh, Bruce is going to be a pervert.
Check out.
What is- Oh, pink sloth.
Oh my god, a shiny, giant hole bro.
Wait, let me see, ew!
Julie, why are you looking- you really are a pervert.
You, you, you!
Oh, sir!
Hmm.
Okay, what about, uh, loot?
Trisha big loot.
Oh, my god.
What the fuck is this?
four gapples
which I didn't pick that up
have you done a single Pokemon battle no
I'm not interested in battling Pokemon
I guess some of us have ethics
honestly this loot is mid
But I have a ton of Chinese and low punnies.
Also?
Fuck is that.
Need I say more?
little raw chills
actual chills running down my fucking spine
the
be suck
oh wait
oh my god there's actually more I can have so many music playing at the same time
no fucking way I'm gonna make it so horrible
now that I know you could put a hopper on it
he oh my bad
There's more chests on the first floor really where
and
these are all like okay
I don't think Chinese are going to be in here
like this little feels different
Greeks Fossil Don
Yeah, those towers are so good
Vaughn
Cool
I'm a god, I'm a god.
Oh my god, I'm a god, I'm a god.
What did you get?
Oh, shanks!
Wait, is ice my list?
Look, that's all my list right here.
Oh, you're trying to get it?
You can have it, Abe.
No, no.
No, you can have it.
You can have it.
You can have it.
You can have it.
That's enough for his cafe.
Yeah, I mean like, so on.
Haha.
Hey, trade.
Okay, fine.
Hey, trade, trade, trade, trade, trade.
Wait, wait, hold on.
Let me see if I can give you something that'll fit your aesthetic.
Oh, yeah, let's see.
Yeah, I got one.
Oh my god.
Yeah, I got one for you.
Let's see.
Almost.
Oh!
Wait, is it-
Oh my god, my god is perfect.
Oh my god, yeah, what the hell is this?
I don't know, I don't know.
That's actually a really good mod.
What is that?
But I have Sylveon, I don't know.
You can keep that on and that's very, right?
It's a psychic fairy.
It's ability sucks.
I hate it's ability.
Wow.
There you go, enjoy it.
Got it.
This is awesome.
Oh wait, do I have a...
We need to make a trip home.
What song do you guys prefer?
I just left it in the chest.
Cat is the best one.
Right 13.
,
now this is my song
,
I can make more
Fuckin' face me.
Fuck!
if you shift.
Fuck man!
What?
What?
Aw, wait, he's fucking cute.
and
I'm going to take this
off the moon
tower
uh... have i done all these towers blue tower
yes
i don't know the towers that's so sad
who is treasurer
oh my god oh my god
no
I
No, no, no, wait wait, this is a conference for
We're not going back.
Oh my god. Good loot one.
Fuck.
Weird loot.
Who me says the loot side?
Towers all the way up.
What the fuck does that mean?
Who me says the says loot?
The side towers all the way up.
Okay, that actually makes complete sense.
Let's loot the side towers all the way up.
I think good?
Man.
Oh my god, more music.
in. I really want one thing and one thing only, shiny fucking fossils. I really
need my dopamine head. It's not doing it for me. For Shalooot too.
Oh, what's this?
Let me come.
It's not doing it for me!
I need my head.
I need my freaking head. Get some bees.
LUTE!
Low RNG loot.
Where the fuck am I?
I need high RNG loot.
White die?
Scaffolding. Maybe I can use that for my cafe.
the
two secret
if you are saying for me to go somewhere one of the chances that it's a trick
like it's almost guaranteed
my god. I will never doubt you ever again. I mean what are the chances? One of these
has a shiny. What's bone meal used for? Like why do you want to
farm it? Well it's just five pages. Oh for plants and not a
a former
don't care about it
okay balls
come on
Come on!
Get the Mending Book for what?!
Come on one shiny fossil, please!
Please. Oh, enchanted book. Oh, that's good.
Eat whatever, whatever, whatever.
Trash, trash, absolute fucking trash.
Ask for the gloomy loot tour. I'm scared of it.
Goomy loot towards gonna be like death, no everyone's telling me to do it.
I went to Goomy Omega loot and died.
Oh
It's so disgusting, like, how fast I've gotten it's opening me is. I'm literally doing fucking slot
machine now. It's actually disgusting. I'm disgusted by myself.
Look at me go. I don't need that.
This place has a lot of chess, but they're all ass.
but
like they're not good
my god what a check out
all of a little bit of a
the
take the gapples but even then like what are the gapples good for
like what can I golden apple even do
to eat i have infinite bread
An infinite food mushroom stew
John Red R
Our next
Lute
Someone will buy them.
Where are you? What? Gapples?
the
big loop
power
guys
I need more towers
I'm starving for fossils
Shibuiee
Sweetse you want a loot?
Is this something about a secret loot floor?
Oh, if I don't this, no, I've done this, man.
No, no, my God.
Oh, it's a quick light!
the
I
Clown
Oh, my god. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. This is what I need. This is exactly what I need clown clown
I already have twisted spoons
All right, we gotta go home.
Oh, do you see?
Put the shit away.
Put it all away.
I need my bucket.
Bucket!
What? Oh, there is.
And balls.
Clown.
Make a terminal, please.
Does that link all my chests? That's pretty good.
Why is this music so scary?
Change it!
Oh, let's freaking go!
Try to make this place like instantly more crowded.
as clown in sand blue tower loot
bomb bomb bomb
I'm...
Hope my game's lagging.
Anything?
yellow
anything
meow
make it public in setting blue oh gumbo tower
Wait, after I'm done with this I go gumbo
You guys lot I was going to die didn't you not so easy
and
I'm just flexing now jackass
Uh, anything else?
Apples. Not interesting at all.
Come on, give me something, dear man. Give me something good.
What? I already did the top tower. All right. All right, we're going to gumbo.
Oh, all right, good star. Addiction is really scary. I'm not addicted. I'm just opening
Great non-stop
Yellow is this a new tower? Yes
I gotta go get my
What all the shiny Pokemon they made more machines? Oh
Yeah, I felt kind of bad. I only had one and I was like, well, she was like, okay, you can put the second one in and I just said that they were in and I was like, oh
Yeah, she's I got made fun of for only putting one shiny in too
You know, the reason they're so young
We just have to get better. We just have to improve
I'll try my hardest
Oh my god, open it!
What Pokemon did you get?
Oh my god, that's sick.
What's pop corn? Is that when you vape too much?
Wait, this is the LA boy you were talking about
Oh, yeah, that's bad
But what has that but but hold on
Isn't that just eating too much popcorn?
No.
As you got a sickness from the virus.
You got sickness from the freaking virus.
I got a sickness from the popcorn.
Oh, sickness from the popcorn, right?
As eating too much popcorn. That's how you're supposed to feel.
You know, it's like a virus in the popcorn because it's in the popcorn
Oh, it's like a bacteria of someone's hand got on the popcorn you ate it's like buffet virus
I think so and old popcorn virus
So well, that sucks ass
Also like communal popcorn, I'm not for that
Okay, but it's like they have like a old-timey popcorn machine and like you get your dreams
You're just putting their hands in that?
No, they have a scooper
Oh, look, look, look.
Let's run with that.
Let's just like, this people's hands on a scooper, scooper, scooper, pop-quen-it.
Oh, I mean, like, buff-phase to be honest.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wait, check out the…
Check out the show.
Oh, Michelin star, Rester, I'll just…
Yeah, exactly.
Check out Gumi Omega Loot.
No.
Okay, you're evil.
You're not very, okay.
We're not best friends, we're like, honestly.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I was just only using you for your milk and now we're in the woods because yeah, I was literally just using you for your milk. Oh my god wait
Don't say something you can't take back
Well, it's the truth and you just try to tell me so now we're even
All right, wait, I'm confused
Well, that's pretty yeah. Oh, yeah, okay. Yeah, but apparently I missed a chest
I think it's right there.
Under there.
You get it?
Huh?
It's under there.
Under where?
you
you
you
you
you
I'll be live tomorrow, I'll play some Rocket League and Counter Strike.
Oh, let's try with the Pokemon though.
I'm gonna play offline.
Yeah, I am.
Wait, today's the last end of season, no?
Wait, holy shit, today's the last possible day.
So like, I end on 20 something thousand.
and
to be
to be sure to
enjoy my middle quality had
and
this is a lie I'm a lie I'm reached out to them
I don't know
he's dead
lost all his alive
That was not passed away.
Oh man, that was so fucking fun man.
Dude, who knew?
Covealmon was also fun.
Actually just playing the game.
Like who would have thunk?
I had no idea.
Like actually playing Covealmon is a so fun.
I mean playing in quotes.
being said it was mostly me just going, what tower do I go to? What tower? Where do I go? Where do I go?
Yeah, I mean play the Pokemon part of it. Yeah, I don't want a battle.
Anyway, I'll see you tomorrow for some counter trading stuff, all right.
I'll send kisses. Thanks for all the follow-set and the subs.
I actually just want you to be.
You can videos coming out soon.
I'm talking 10 plus hour edited Dark Souls 1 through 3 with a lot of weight video.
10 plus hour video.
That's right folks.
That's going to be coming out soon.
A true cinematic experience.
I'm going to go though. I hope you guys enjoyed the stream. I did. I'll play some
contract tomorrow and some rocket league on a play rocket league. Anyway, I will go ahead
and I'll read, surely. Bye everybody. Thanks for watching. I hope you enjoyed. I sure
It's been fun. I'll see you all later. Goodbye
So I have to wait eight more seconds. This is so good
I have to wait and I had to open my stream because I can't I don't have my stream open this whole time
I didn't even know about his live anyway
Bye