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Yeah, you know, thank you, husband for the one year.
It's up.
Thank you, Shai-Stee-Tan.
Allie, thank you.
Thank you, Kyramira.
Was up, me too. They were tier two. Dude, it's so fucking cold. Oh my god
It's so cold. I'm so cold. Thank you, true. Thank you, Rachel. Thanks. It's Adriana.
Thank you, Nadius for the tier one. It's a snow day. Freaking mom Donnie's new work. I'm all right.
Jesus Christ.
Squeaks, do you play this game so you can call yourself a speedrunner?
Yes, the much coveted title of a speedrunner.
How lucky am I?
Thank you, Galarian Guy.
Thank you, glass water lily.
Did you watch a new Mario Galaxy movie trailer?
No. Is it good?
I
let's watch it.
Yoshi's in the trailer, galaxy, Mario Galaxy trailer.
Thank you, Mr. Bob Man.
Pause champ, I don't have to have my own stream up, plus one view, plus one.
one.
Oh, what?
Did they get canceled for rang this costume in college?
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huh
Oh no no no no.
Oh my, oh completely wrong and tendo seriously.
Like caught Nintendo completely wrong.
Are you freaking, are you freaking kidding me?
me.
Jesus. What the fuck is that? My Lord. What the hell is this? Lord have mercy.
Whoa whoa!
Burrows in the movie, I didn't gentle. Let's freaking go, okay?
Oh my god, it looks like they're just, here's the thing, you know, they're taking
way too many creative liberties here, like let's stick for the source material, alright?
Wow, why they listen?
No, let's see, like here's the thing, like they just don't listen to us, fans.
The ones who are actually out here in the fucking, you know, Bob-on battlefield.
I'm actually super fucking excited, seriously.
I'm really excited.
Holy shit, that's gonna, that shit's about to be a movie.
or well it is April 1st. Do you think the title
um sponsor me soon? How is that as a react? What do you guys think?
That shit was a movie. You suck at reacting. Hey, come on man.
Thank you Taco-Shall thank you Kara Rue and you Gary Jimbo,
Fish and corporate ain't Chris, they keep with the subs Chris see. Thank you mom and for the five
Bip did a flame toilet. Thank you. Hi, gummy. Thank you. That's water lily. Thank you so much.
Larry and guy. Thank you.
Rackety Tam. That was shell. Thank you.
Thanks. Yeah, those sponsor you on April mode doubt. Well, guess what? But I'm not going to watch their
movie until I'm on a fucking airplane. I thought that Jared 3, thank you for the 36 months, thank
you for about your kids. I kids don't like Mario. You know what I give them for Christmas books.
Thanks.
Thank you Ross.
Thank you for getting us up to Lecar Jones.
Thank you.
Boring.
Are you going to print them for April fools?
Yeah, but I'm not going to pick them up from school.
By the game, turn off.
All right, let's go.
Oh, I fixed my controller. I took a screwdriver and opened this shit up. Isn't that crazy?
I actually fucking fixed it and I learned how to disassemble and reassemble a controller.
How do you like that?
I did that while watching Counter Strike this weekend.
What's up, Squeaks is reset button?
Mark Hawk, thank you for the applaud,
I'm girl's Brooks, till death do us, thank you.
Thank you Kat's sub-stain.
Yeah, I saw a pair of vision win.
Do that team rules?
Maybe it's the S-Pro to watch,
as I would when he just, uh, good.
Or me, I mean sometimes I just like,
You know, put on my vod and just go, wow. Wow.
Jam, I'm good, damn.
Today are you gonna do Mario 64 and politics?
No, I'm not saying Mario 64 and politics.
Think, well, we'll see, I mean, I don't know.
A period's on apex. I think apex is a great fucking leader.
if
if
no, I'm not playing Cobble Monning anymore
Sorry
Oh wait, is high guard
is high guard tomorrow?
Why not?
I don't want to play the, I don't want a battle Pokemon and I've done my part.
Is High Guard gonna be good?
Like our bunch of streamers like secretly sponsored by High Guard or something?
It's really fun. How do you know? Brother, you're breaking, NDA.
What do you mean?
I don't trust that guy, he likes all of these games, I mean, I don't know what the fuck you can't trust the Jeff Kiely, Jeff likes whenever you pay him to like, yeah, but also me, so chill out with that, all right, chill out.
Chill out.
Real gamers are cynical and hate all games.
Oh, don't virtue signal brother.
None of you motherfuckers played Prince S.P.S.
Superstars.
But the second I criticize you go, are you sure?
I've 100% of the game.
All of you guys have like, you guys like games and theory,
I'm very pumped I come to beat I got nobody beats this shit. I want to open up your fucking steam profiles and see how many of you have come gotten the achievement to beat disco elisium
I talk shit about everything but old school runescape bass bass
base. I think.
Bays. I got to play Roomscape one day. I don't, I've never, I want to know what it's all about.
Wait, why not? Everyone likes it. Like you're saying it's like some sort of sickness at this point.
No, I've never played a runescape. I used to think the weird kids played a runescape growing up, and then now that I grew up, I can confirm that I was right.
right. Like I feel like the ones who are like like normal
played two town. Brother, you are the weird kid.
Speedrunning Mario today by the way. I was concerned.
and
normal people play high pixel skyblock really I thought I was like
um... basically played by uh...
children who sit alone during lunch was like I need to get sorry
i still fucking
no i'm getting a good
hey whoa whoa
Puster shield that allowed to kill that allowed
You know, thank you's here's here's here for the prime. Thank you, so be a smile. Thank you
Kind of make a bubblemon me like
What kind of kids play Skyrim well Skyrim is like a normal game
to
like I think normal people play the
time I feel like one child star was like your first
rpg
skyrim is a nerdy game brother scrim is as nerdy as the big bang theory
What are you talking about
Squeaks I start playing Rocket League again, and I'm losing my mind. Oh, sorry a quick little catch-up
I played counter-strike yesterday. I have not received a rank
But I won five games in a row
Oh, and I have three more wins until I get a rank. I'm not cheating. I will play
Rocket League. I think I can get to champion.
No dude, but I played a face at last and it was, I'm not even kidding you, the people on
are my team were like the most racist people.
Like they would just like list off the most racist,
possible things to say.
On face it too.
Were they good at the game?
That's not the worst part.
No, worst part is the racism.
Obviously the worst part is the racism.
but they were bad at the game too, could you imagine?
Like what the fuck, if you're gonna be racist
at least, you know,
flash me out long, what the fuck?
So it really piss me off.
You weren't playing face that you were staring at a mirror?
Come on, you know I'm not racist.
Also, you know, I'm,
I'm, um, I'm an ally.
I don't know what the racist is.
Obviously, no, no, no, no.
I love getting your notification because it just as squeaks it is live.
Should I change it?
I remember I was on Twitch one day and one of the good live notifications was like if you see this type colon three
me. So I joined and I type colon 3 in a this streamers chat and then people added me
and said cringe asked MFR. I'm just listening to the instructions. I'm getting in trouble.
That's the go live note. I'm not, I'm not ironically colon 3, but I can't explain
all that. Hucko, thank you, Naki, thank you for the start. Microdue.
you're 40, you can't say nodie.
Okay, well I saw the go live notification.
I got the push notification on my cell phone.
Reaching tree. Thank you.
I was watching Minecraft speedruns today.
Dude, that shit looks like ass.
That shit looks so fucking filthy.
I would get so mad.
I wish you would try them.
We'll see.
I like my games, Mario, Counter Strike, Rocket League, maybe I'll start Overwatch too.
Maybe I start Deadlocking.
Maybe I start playing High Guard.
league of legends. Dude, before I play Skyrim I have to make sure I'm not, I don't
have mods on it. I don't admit like I installed these mods on my old Skyrim as
like a funny, like a funny bit. And then, not pervert mods. Like, oh, like Lydia
is Yoshi and stuff like that, like 20 funny moths.
What about the last of us? I have, I don't want to play it.
Now that there's a TV show out, I rather watch that.
What's the main actor's name, Mandalorian?
What's his name?
Pedro Pascal.
I think when I was playing games with Will, he said he's the nicest, un-downed guy ever.
And now I can't stop, uh, and now I can't stop thinking about it.
He's like a nice guy with no doubt.
I didn't say that, it's well on Twitter, something.
I can't stop making a thought.
I can't stop thinking it.
So, excuse me, so that makes you the meanest.
Well, okay, I thought clips on TikTok,
where it was like petro-passed-scale,
like holding hands with people,
because like he didn't like doing press tours,
and he got anxious.
I was really rooting for the guy, man.
He's good. He's good.
He's in a ton of, he has like a really good performances.
Like in Mandalorian, he was, his acting was great or so I assumed.
So a corn quote streamer claims and actor has no talent.
Okay, that guy is fucking mad.
That guy is...
I didn't say this bro.
I'm not the one saying it.
Come on, I don't...
That's like during streamer events,
when there's like a production team,
all the streamers are given an ID that says talent on it.
And all of these guys who are running like these like fucking insane looking like editing
Bays and I don't even know what they've called like their producers they're like lighting directors
They're just cast it as lighting
Sorry talent coming through excuse me
and
tick boy, it's here one
squeaks, what would be your talent?
I can play piano.
I mean, I can play dark blue by Jack's mannequin and that's about it.
No, that's literally about it.
So you're talented?
No, not talented.
Sadly, God damn it, if I was...
You think I'd be playing Super Mario?
Get real.
Can you play a apologize?
I can also play a apologize by one republic on piano.
What fuck that song? I don't play it out of protest.
Why that song is so good?
Bro, that song is a piece of shit.
Like, musically, yeah, it's catchy, it's good.
But like,
The song is credited to Timbalen.
But like all Timbalen's part in the song is as...
Like the real singing is done by someone completely, like one republic.
So it's like apologized by Timbalen, give me a fucking break.
He's a producer! What does that even mean?
He'll put up garage bands like XQC. I mean, what do you want me to say?
I'm just saying if you're singing in the song you deserve,
who produce clothes music?
What the fuck are we talking about here?
Hey, Mr. Republic, I have an idea to make this song even better.
You sing all of the parts, I'll just pitch in.
What? It's so goofy. Then one republic have to make their own version of the song where they just cut his part out. I mean, I'm not gonna fucking play that.
Thank you, nervous but cool.
Rage bait or you're really confused? No, I've never been more clear.
Then two more timble and songs right now, or you're bad.
It thinks so.
It even fucking thinks so.
It didn't think so.
Are there any new songs you like?
You're your mom.
Dude, I have something fucking groundbreaking to share with you guys.
I just realized...
Fucking groundbreaking.
Like something that's gonna change your life.
I'm in the shower, right?
Listening to music.
I'm listening to YoYoMyYouTube music, all right?
I'm, I don't know why.
Anyway, that's not the point of the story.
But, I hear this tune.
And it just sticks with me in my brain.
Okay, can I? It goes,
BAAANNNNN
TШ
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I just randomly looked at the shower, I found the source of it, and that's how I know streaming
his bad for my brain, because I was like, why?
Isn't this the fucking DTS I hear from?
Simply streamed.
I found the source.
I
experienced a TTS callback
yo yo mom more like yo mama hey come on man chill out
well why are you guys attacking me today
I
i fucking hate Mario 64 play counter strike little pub all
What a shame.
Well, um,
I thought there was something you could do.
A little nudgey thinking for the prime.
I don't know.
Go back to arc Raiders.
I think I was the only time I had a like a mean hate for what about me was my open arc Raider
So once I'd friend me I killed them
And you know what I'm sanding the fucking flame arc Raider's community a bunch of fucking cowards
Holy shit. I would not even include PVP in that fucking game holy
Like what are we playing blues clues like actually fucking kill some people it's so boring
Otherwise a loop you don't even use your loot
Like the drama the betrayal like it's all part of the fucking fun
That game is so fucking good if there's not some nerdy talk off player in your ears
The entire time
I've never played blues.
Thank you Bowins for the Pride.
You've got to try blues.
Squeaks, did you quit?
Cobbleman?
Yeah, I actually made a YouTube video about exactly why.
It's filled with drama.
Actually, it's quite YouTube.
So if you guys are like really interested in that stuff, check out the newest YouTube video from start to end
Yo, squeeze baby or discord kitten please
the
I want a discord kitten.
I ask you guys a real question. I'm even doing a bit or anything. You have to believe me.
But is a discord kitten just like, is that the same thing as E dating?
It's not even close. Then what is a discord kitten? There I ask.
Like, uh, I want to know. What is that?
It's someone who gives money
to someone
I can't wait to see what the fuck is that play.
What is wrong with you?
That doesn't explain it.
You can't come up with another term.
The fuck does that even mean?
That one is not even mean.
You're so vanilla.
Brother, you're not a real one.
You're just a real one.
you're so vanilla brother if vanilla means not knowing discord kittens or pet play
I'm happy to be vanilla alright I don't want to be I don't want to be in the
no that you madioca that you bones you ask yeah I mean I'm interested but I
you say I didn't realize it's interesting because someone asked maybe I could like you know
get some discord nitro or something I don't know so I prefer being intellectually curious I guess
I guess curiosity killed the discord kid and once again, what's the lore of Super Mario 64?
Basically, there's a guy and his name is Mario
And he gets a letter from Peach
Inviting him into her castle
Because she baked the cake for him and then he shows up and she's
She's gone
Still then Mario Chase has heard
the story of this game kind of fucking sucks compared to the Witcher 3
like no sense
the gameplay is better than the Witcher 3
brother you could name any
Have you gone back to that combat? It's a brutal! It's tough!
Are you fucking kidding me? I just got assassinated.
Oh, GG. Okay, just a minute.
you should do a manosphere bit one day yeah but I fear that would go um that'd be really bad for my channel
holy shit 60 thousand viewers
in viewers. Holy shit, then the Manosphere bit does not become a Manosphere bit.
Say, Pocaplad, think it with a sub, but it becomes Manosphere life.
Wait, did I get this one? Oh my god, I'm actually shitting with that. Did I just get do this?
I don't remember, oh no man.
Dude, you are such a fucking piece of shit.
Holy fuck.
Mario's getting older. He sucks. Look, he can't even move like I remember.
I can still pee pee.
She's here for the Arkham games I have.
I think Arkham asylum was the best that game has ever been.
And then every other game was a little worse than the last.
The kind of reminds me of Luigi's Mansion.
Arkham Knight was Peaks.
I'm glad you enjoyed it.
I don't like the driving in that game.
I thought it was a worse part.
Was the Batmobile.
Oh fuck.
No, I did not voice Yoshi in the Mario Galaxy movie. They fucked up with that character.
I'll make a full length YouTube video about it later.
Thank you, I punch Canada. Thank you Vcross for the 22 months. You know, I think they fucked up with having Chris Pratt as Mario. That was their first fuck up.
Like I want to see like an emotionally resonant scene with like the classic
a beach I'm always a luxury
The power of a friendship a beach
Like a classic Mario sound like classic
Doof
Fuck man. Oh, was that offensive? I apologize to the people of the mushroom kingdom sorry
I feel like Chris Bratt is like the default sim. In terms of like voice acting. I feel like even in the
Like a movie, I just heard the Chris Pratt the entire time.
Default.
Mario's original voice actor approves of Chris Pratt.
I mean, yeah, because,
oh, can you imagine if he disapproved of Chris Pratt?
like the drama, that's like Mark Hamill disapproving of the last Jedi.
I saw an interview with Alec Guinness, the original Ben Kinobi from a new hope,
and in the interview he's like, yeah, a bunch of nerds.
Well, he's like a bunch of nerds think this like a real movie or like a real
He's like it's just a space movie like and none of this stuff is real like I don't know the force
So he even back then I feel like
The fan of Star Wars was just cringe-loids
They thought it was like real
He's like get over it. It was just a movie I did
I went too fast.
Squeaks of Santa Real?
Santa is so fucking real, actually real.
But he's kind of an asshole, because he only gives, he gives like the really good gifts
to the rich kids. Like he's kind of classist.
Let's fucking go.
Okay, I can recover this run.
I know you guys are going to write coper or whatever, but I actually could recover it.
I have more than a minute of time save on a 53-minute split, please.
Like you have to think I'm ass at this.
A minute?
the
after the next arc and he tried saying squeak
I can give it a shot
but it's a little cringe I think
I think that scares away like new people on playing Mario what new people are watching
this is an old people
but like I don't know so I'm freezing like
Oh, you know, God damn, I want to check out Mario 64.
I played this game when I was a kid.
I don't want to go, I don't want to get a star go.
Welcome to the stream.
Squeeze!
It's cringe.
My camera is all wrong.
And I just refused to change it.
Oh, my god.
I'm new, Squeaks. You are like a three-year sub.
That's me. I just followed. Oh, welcome. Mikey.
Mikey, let me assure you I'm normal.
low bros still speedrunning SMB 64 and worried about what's cringe be free brother
ah hate to be the sky welcome the stream it's not SMB 64 is just SM 64 it's not
super Mario brothers I hate to be this guy sorry it's just that you it's not
the right game. What? I'm just quite like I'm making sure he doesn't uh
on actually
you love being that guy. I self fucking do. I just love being correct. What can I say? I'm a
more redder actually. You're saying you but it's who I am and I'm fucking
proud every morning. I'll scroll to Reddit post. Because then what happens is, you
know, I'll hang out with my friends and I have a bunch of like fun facts to say.
Hey, if you're looking to get into books, you should read Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
MURP!
Oh!
I'm gonna sing a star, I'm gonna sing a star.
Even your reddit references are old.
I
Seigo on in vision three forums
Okay
My references ancient
Fucking ancient what the fuck is that it was a internet form maker
Or like IRC
and
one
one
nobody even knows
I heard twitch Shadow still uses like IRC or something. Someone said that to me once.
Did you have a forum signature? I did.
but I don't want to tell you guys my name, my like warm name, it's like a little embarrassing.
No, it's nothing that anyone would guess.
I
Like I had a form that I can it was like a
easy and
B-O-I-I-I-I for 20 years. I'm sure that's it
What
I'm South-Azen, that counts, that counts, what?
Alright, who else chills?
no my I had a I play this game called Jedi Academy and my name in that game was
flat as PLA TIS but then I joined a clan called Sith Shadows so it's really awkward
because my name in that game was S actually I realized that doesn't sound that's not
You want I didn't realize that you know historical context. I didn't know
I mean yeah, I was born of the Sith like, but I didn't realize I was that bad like that fucking evil
But Sid's shadows. I swear to God. I literally had no fucking clue
Oh
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
that's a good back up
what happened what went wrong there was a accident on the insta clip
and I didn't know what to do with it.
Yippee!
Yeah, I'll play Counter-Strike today as well.
How did you get so good at Mario 64, first-time message? Welcome to the stream.
I've played it a lot.
It's actually a little fucking pathetic.
According to my Twitch stats, well this is like a long time ago and someone linked
it to me, I've played 5,000 hours on stream, a Mario 64, Holy fuck.
So 5,000 hours of Mario, like 8,000 hours of counterstrike, at what point does this just get?
place person and also zero sex in real life. I have sex.
the
Nobody bah-ha's anymore. Bah-ha-ha-ha. No one says that.
Are you doing the Pokemon Shiny turning? No.
I saw arc knight whatever and it looks like the perfect game to potentially play two hours
of literally the perfect two hour game please I beg of you god damn oh but I do
You have a sponsor this one's it, but I'm playing Code Vain 2.
Or wait, I'm sorry.
We have a sponsor, collectively.
If I see a single mother fucker, swanter by high guard tomorrow, I'm not playing it.
Okay, if I see a single mother fucker with ad in their goddamn title.
They flew out of bunch of streamers to play it early access.
Really?
Haven't heard of it.
Is it an NDA or something?
Giga, NDA.
I feel like if you fly out streamers to play a game early and try to expect them not to talk about it,
they are expecting someone to break that NDA.
See what I say we were plus a minute, and now we're plus 15. What the fuck did I say?
Excuse, how do I get a girlfriend?
Okay, I would say
first thing you've got to do is
Take like a shit ton of supplements
Make your bed in the morning?
What?
And then, like, a bunch of fucking people are going to say, like, just be yourself.
Don't do that.
Absolutely do not be yourself.
Like, in your head, construct a version of yourself that you think is like the most attractive.
Be that guy.
for you the rest of your life, what do you mean for how long, for your whole fucking life.
Because I think you're going to meet someone who likes that guy and then you have to like live the life forever.
What do you mean? It's not like what are you talking about?
I'm just, I'm just joking around, be yourself.
I'm just joking around, guys.
You should obviously be yourself and don't look too hard.
Put yourself in situations where you are doing your hobby publicly,
And you'll meet someone who shares your hobby. I'd like you for you.
Are we gonna hide to and start it for that guy?
Okay, I will just work it publicly. Okay, no way. Hold on. Okay, not that hobby. Go on. Hey, come on.
Not at all, don't know.
I'll get them. Don't be yourself. I take it back.
The excess. Thank you. No, I'm not the incalbum on any more. Sorry.
No.
Do you have any pets? Dude, I'm a fucking pet owner, Hater, these days. I don't think if you are a New York, you should have a pet.
I'm actually getting tilted by the amount of just bad ownership I see every day. It's so bad.
Like, off-leash, like, horribly behaved. It's crazy.
not picking up shit anymore. Cry about it, that's what I'm doing right now.
I did I saw a dog take a fucking piss in an elevator once and that I don't know just like the lack there's a pretend I shouldn't see it. It's crazy
I mean come on we've all done that before and I feel so bad for the dog
because the dog isn't know like what's there how is what's an elevator like what the
The dog is confused though.
Poor dog.
Oh, nice try.
Pro-fane crane.
Think of it 17 months.
She's supposed to have 4am and a dog piss for 45 seconds straight.
Beast mode.
That's crazy.
What?
Oh my god. Oh my fucking god.
Oscar, I think it was a game on.
Yeah, this week and I went to a lot of parties.
I also read on Twitter today.
that said if you're in New York City and you order Uber each today you're an asshole
but then I thought about it like for more than like two seconds
and like if you're an Uber each delivery driver like don't you want people to work
is that like when someone is so
like there's so woke that they're not woke on accident?
I'm just going to confused.
Hundreds of thousands of likes.
Squeaks just don't work today.
You don't have to drive in the snow.
the smell. Oh! Okay, well then shit, that changes my plans. I'll let all the
Uber drivers know that then. Okay. Hey, gentlemen, have you tried not working today?
Put this one out of its misery. Oh, I will. I need to get this trick done.
down. Yeah, I just need a sharper angle.
Squeeze, I say I'll tip with cash, but then I don't. I think when every order
Uber eats, it's a result of poor planning.
Like, I think you fucked up because it's just not worth the delivery cost.
I
plan to be lazy.
I feel like the ultimate lazy boy or lazy, you know, person thing to do is to go to the grocery
store and order a fuck ton of oatmeal.
Like real lazy heads do not claim that being lazy equals ordering Uber Eats.
the
one
one
one
one
That's when I get some uh Mario in
These are like good my two favorite games with all the time
Dude
I'll do a long stream though already maybe I even some rocket league
and
I mean it's knowing you know like what the fuck else is there to do all the bars are closed
and
the law in the title just be cute to
personable
and it is short streams anymore
uh... the reason is because it's cold outside at it makes me not want to do anything
after stream. But when the stomach comes around, the streams becomes strictly for hours.
Oh, also long-form content is in.
It's all tactical. I will be dropping a podcast and I will be going back to GTA roleplay.
That's how you know rent is due by the way, wouldn't my podcast release?
I'm kidding.
Good, when I fucked up a podcast, first of all, before the podcast starts, I'm making a fucking Patreon.
Let's fucking go baby.
We're making a Patreon, we're making a podcast.
It's gonna be sick.
that's a point of merch rather than just not a good way to make money
A podcast however, hominah hominah hominah hominah hominah
Don't hominah
I am in the very early stages of talking to a company about merch
But I am not committed to anything
We will see very early. It's good. I'm not even kidding you. It'll take like a year from now or something.
If if I go through with a
Very very very early
I got wanted to be cool and I don't want every like I want to be something actually good
I'm very I'm a nightmare to work with ask any of my editors
I'm making a body pillow, I'm microwavable, but that's the big match.
Yeah, see, I agree with you, I'll close.
It'll be like a very special drop where if you put it in your dryer it completely changes shape. It's gonna be so freaking cool
I'm excited to wear your merch in the club
You guys go clubing. I haven't talked in this entire time like what are you guys do?
What the fuck are am I saying I'm talking about going to parties I'm talking about going
You know, I get lit as fuck nobody says that anymore come on you guys are cool
off
going club I go to a sam's club
I got text over this weekend
not like six thirty p.m. which by the way it's already night time is but from a friend I've
heard and he said hey we want to go out
I thought he was telling a joke
I was like, ah, what? No, no, we can go out tonight like a catch-up.
I feel like that takes a lot of like guts to reach out to somebody you haven't talked to in a while
And like not even small talk to say right now, let's go out.
That takes a lot of fucking guts.
I mean obviously I said no.
I didn't fucking whew that.
What a nightmare dude.
Been here in your whole going out is reminiscing.
Like that fucking sucks.
Obviously I'm gonna say no.
I feel like you would say no to no like come on.
But I said I can't tonight.
It's so hard to compare with like the act of leaving your apartment is so fucking insanely
hard.
Staying home is way easier and way nicer.
I feel like I don't know I love being home.
I fucking...
There's nothing I love more than like playing a game and having a movie or something on
We're sitting on my sofa. There's very few things that can top that very few
No, and you can't diagnose me depressed again. Okay, I like it. I fucking like it and I am not I'm not depressed
I live like this and I'm not sad
I'm not a fan of it.
Does it make me a loser if I agree?
I like some people are just wired to want to go out and do things in the world.
I think.
Like every day, like, explore a new cafe, and, you know, that's okay.
That's good.
There's much of that that I like
But god damn when I just like to start a new game or something god damn
this is really harmful advice for your already lonely fanbase okay like Big Robby
what should I watch in my advice be go out see the world and stop watching my fucking
like get real it's bad for business. What are we talking about here? It's terrible for
work.
Also, I'm not lonely. All my friends are in the chat. See? There we go!
I'm watching, I want to say what I thought to go stream and I said hey guys, all
day season could be quite isolating, if you're feeling lonely feel free to join the discord
revving a jackbox game every night.
That's crazy.
Now you can't replace go get out of your comfort zone, that is crazy.
They're being nice.
Ah, oh.
Please do that with us.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Throw an arugnarock over the crime.
Squeeze, put a girl on.
There will be a girl on stream.
Her name is Princess Peach, and it's when I say for her.
I did actually
to
watch us
but Sabrina Carpenter and I
uh...
hmm
not today
let's just say
She may be...
I'm streamed at some point.
No, I'm just like you. Of course not.
You fucking crazy.
I'm more of a weird saying.
Have you ever got whatever to do something like that?
If you actually believe that you're actually fucking deluded, that's insane.
Then you guys actually got excited.
You think I would ever? Are you out of your mind?
Come on, come on.
What do you insane? Like won't we even do?
You know awkward I have, it's gonna be so fucking horrible.
And if I say one wrong thing,
legions of fans try to hate threads about me. Get fucking real.
check Twitter oh also this week and I did a huge project I went on Twitter I
I actually went on Twitter and spent like 20 minutes like marking things
that I didn't like as please do not show me this type of content again. I spent 20
full minutes.
I'm gonna uninstall the app.
It's an order to do it.
He didn't fucking work.
It was horrible.
I really didn't work.
I thought I would do something, but no.
It's actually a fucking horrible.
and
you got a block accounts
give it a tells them I block them and
how about we just get rid of Twitter I had just like won't go on it I don't understand
cares
thank you here and for the time
You know what I do miss? Like online, like, spaces.
I don't know how to describe it.
Like creative spaces.
Like old, deviant art, old, crumbs.
I just don't think that exists anymore.
Sadly, it's all discourse.
I
Like 4chan
No
4chan is like a battle of the fucking who can save the most edgy shit
I think you guys don't even mean it. They just say random shit
I don't even think and for Jan is legit like
For Jan is just Twitter anonymous now
It's the same thing in my eyes
That's what old forms were like no
It was a it was different it was different also
Fuck it. I'm gonna say it old twitch
I like old twitch man. I like that. I don't like me to it from grumpy and I'm old and I have a crumudge in you
Careful old man yells at clowns
Rose tinted glasses
Yeah, I just feel like maybe, uh, yeah, probably, it was in two classes, and now all the bad memories flooding my brain.
What's different about Twitch now? It's like, I don't know.
I don't know how to describe it.
It feels very like corporatized and like even like that edginess is like, it's not even like,
It was just like a meaner and more personality centric.
And so like streams are now about other streamers
and about streaming itself.
And it gives me the vibe of like smoking weed
with someone for the first time.
And the whole time they're like, I'm so high, bro.
This is so fun.
I'm so high.
I feel like there was a time on Twitch where
like people would just like do fun things
and not, you know, for the sake of it in games.
I like that.
pro i'm so fucking high you know i really needed this
you are not wrong at all and i couldn't agree more way based
Oh
Oh
Oh
Manga
As your wife smoke weed, no.
rather now this fucking cringy ass or a ring, I'm scared to like drink because it affects my sleep score, but even one glass of wine, it fucks me.
and I love wine
throw you actually use that ring I love it
it makes me feel a little less lonely knowing that someone from Palantir is assigned to
monitoring my vitals sometimes I'll whisper to my ring you up
How are you doing?
We've got some hardest substance you take, Clareton D.
Real ones know Clareton D is no fucking joke.
You guys are laughing you guys think that's not tough. I'm telling you, Clareton the fucks you up big time
What is it? It's anti allergy
I
You never as easy will problem
It's a mercy, but I encourage I took I used to take as easy quills every night and
And then like my roommate who's studying, you know, to become a doctor, whatever,
premed, like found a bunch of empty, easy quotes in my trash can and was like,
you're not taking this, are you?
Like, I didn't realize how bad it was for you, then I stopped and I couldn't sleep for days on end.
And I was so tired, it was so bizarre.
Wait, is that lean? Wait, was I doing lean?
What the hell?
Oh my god, I was on lean.
Lean is easy, Quill.
What, what, I'm sick, maybe I'll take some.
Oh no, lean is cold. Oh, okay. Oh, sorry.
I feel like like lean being cool would completely go away if it was ZZ quill
If it guys know a fence
But what drug names themselves ZZ?
I just say like something more official
Well, you got that ZZ quill. It's not so embarrassing
I'm like...
Robo Trippin is fun until he meet the hat man. Oh, really? I trust you.
I don't know how to talk to him.
I'm not...
Like, I... I wear old Navy shirts.
I don't know what you're saying. I'm not...
I don't know what you're saying.
I am very
Will has needed to meet the hat man for years. What's the hat man? What are you guys talking about?
Is this a real thing?
you're exposed for fraud and cobble-mon. Oh shit really? I'm so happy that a
cobble-mon chat hoppers are like coming in here to keep me posted it and they're
watching morios. They can keep going speed running. Man I needed this. Oh wait what the
Fuck is this
The Kovomont jattis is so oh my god, I can't wait
What is he doing
A second RP arc has hit the stream
They're losing money in common on oh shit
Really
Is it safe to listen to the stream without headphones? Yeah 100%
I won't talk about anything embarrassing today. You have my word
its
its
slurs under no
guys let's class this place up I don't want to talk about Judy hops I want to talk about like
like things that are pertinent to our existence
I think I have a lot of insight to share, like what crypto I've been buying, et cetera.
Y'all gravy, thank you!
and
as an SNP doing swigs
I don't know you guys should
uh... keep me informed with like the world
please
I'm gonna go on making the executive decision to do this
These remind me that I have to go up the lava.
Here we go.
Yo, Squeeze, I'm gonna be investments in the stock market.
Should I?
It depends on your goals.
And your money.
Is it like deeply illegal for me to get financial advice to tier 3 subs?
Because I know someone who gives their workout plans to tier 3 subs, I want to offer you something.
You know,
Lusty does see, thank you, Lannick, thank you for the sub.
I think the way that Twitch's run is a bear indicator for Amazon's.
They have no fucking clear what they're doing.
Holy shit.
I love this song.
They're offering this new like sponsorship thing in the dashboard where it's like
to take a sponsor with Twitch, your subs have to gift enough subs to unlock the paycheck.
It's insane.
It's fucking crazy, I'm laughing my eyes off reading the shit.
It's like, oh, if your community gives 20 subs, then you get paid during the sponsorship.
It's so goofy.
Are you allowed to reveal that?
Um...
Uh-oh, band.
Oh, and...
Last stream goodbye.
Don't add Dan Clancy, please.
I don't want to get into streamer drama.
I can get you a job at Costco.
I don't think Costco would welcome me.
Let's just say Costco and I have, um,
I've quite a past.
have you stolen from Costco? never I've never stolen from Costco. It's impossible to check the receipts.
Well I just didn't realize it's a faux pot to like take a multiple samples.
I can bro I would go to Costco so hungry and just fucking down.
Like, everything.
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Damn, that was sooo good man!
They did him so dirty and cobble-man. Oh, welcome to the stream
Mod check up that guys you're in 30 minutes. Put a timer
And they're gone
the
youth of all this is actually and I know you're not going to believe me this is forty nine
pace so far
I'm not even doing a bit
it is
sub, like 2642 it is it is.
My girlfriend has been loving your content recently.
Ah, tell her I say thanks a lot.
I realize like, so I'm, unless you guys are lying to me,
which is probably more than likely,
I didn't realize people watch like in groups like as a couple watching a stream of never I can't even imagine
They're lying squeaks well, how am I supposed to know that?
I think I was like at this dodge ball of that
There was a couple there and they're like we both watch your streams together and this guy's like oh, yeah
Like me and my girlfriend and this girlfriend was right there
And I was like oh, thanks for watching and the girlfriend says to me. She's like
The way you play the Sims is so wrong. You should learn all of the hotkeys
All right, thanks for watching
I know I need to, she's right.
Oh my god, I need all the coins.
A Sims girlfriend?
You just know if you fuck up in that relationship.
Your ex girlfriend is going to make you in the Sims and just fucking...
Let's just say you're going in the pool and deleting the ladder.
That's fucking voodoo straight up.
Virtual voodoo.
Get done.
What's your got 100 coins?
I remember when I was in middle school, I'd come home and play this Sims,
and I'd make all of the people I wanted to be my friends and there'd be my friends in the Sims.
I was like the most popular guy in the Sims.
That's the saddest fucking thing I've ever heard.
Okay, well then change middle school to high school.
Boom.
Okay, change high school to college.
Now it's even sadder.
Okay, this was yesterday.
How are you on cool? You were the captain of your varsity counterstrike team?
I know I was cool and it was joking around.
I'm also like torture my bullies.
But maybe that's kind of, I just think I've ruined this in the beginning.
I'd like to make my bullies in the beginning.
I'm on fire and fucking me and I'm
You can question mark me all you want and being real is hell
Fucking put the put a rug next to the fireplace
This will teach you that's what you freaking get
Wait, I am the Sims girlfriend. I just realized
But I play the Sims one
I like those old stuff, they're all just there, so I'm...
Okay.
This is actually a good run.
the
dead boys
I'm gonna go around
still look at runs still look at run
it's not a bad one
it's still fucking fine
you have no clue that's like 12 seconds
that's nothing
That's nothing, I'm gonna be gonna 49 this one you were here
Oh, I've been done upstairs and so we're actually sorry
TTM like that got real
Like one thing is gonna go wrong for sure
I don't know if you're just lying.
One in chat if your bowlands is girlfriend.
Like how am I supposed to...
See, look, look.
I don't want to start draw of the dream at two, but it looks like bowlands is dating a lot of people at once.
is a horror thing that you're one
I'm bollens is boyfriend
hey I have a question to
uh... people in the chat is it cheating if you're spouse gets in a relationship on
in like an RPG
100% it depends on the RPG no, it's considered a work life
no, it's an NPC, but let's add something complicated
It's an NPC, that's an AI.
Haha, now what.
It's pathetic.
Like Lydia and Skyrim.
You're kidding me.
Do you remember getting butterflies in my stomach when I was talking to Lyra in Mass Effect and Tali?
In 2000, whenever that game came out, I always got butterflies in my stomach, like real butterflies.
Dude, what the fuck?
Is that like pathetic or am I just an empath?
But then I thought I wanted to cry because after I beat the game, I had a really shameful
Google search.
I typed in and you're not going to like this.
I typed in Tolly, romance cutscene, and like my playthrough was Lyara, you know?
So I wanted to see all of the cutscenes.
I just I felt so dirty. I felt completely wrong
It's real as fuck
I mean there was also a garrison romance romance option apparently and I looked that up too
Like you're asking dispatch and not look up all of the fire like give me a fucking break you you're looking at me all judgmental all of us did the same fucking thing
the
screen so we ever tried to see plus plus programming on a Raspberry Pi.
No, I haven't.
That's something I should get into.
You're not a nerd. Are you flustered? You're a nerd, but not being. You made some amazing stuff.
Oh, why am I afraid me at such a negative way?
When does this game get hard? It's hard.
Every piece of movement is genuinely difficult.
Don't believe me. Try it out.
Alright, well, that was fucking rough.
You make this game look so shut up!
I
Okay, wait wait
Okay, actually save
That was the first game you ever played.
Sometimes I'm shocked by the fact that some people have just never even touched Mario 64 before it's so sad.
Halo Reach!
Pokemon!
Expedition 33 was the first game you've ever played.
Welcome to the game, Redbrove.
Welcome on in.
There's so much for you to play.
I have a friend who, um,
I don't mean this in a derogatory way.
Okay, but he's like a normal average guy, but like I love him. He's been my friend forever. All right, but
He's just like a regular guy like he wears all birds and
He watches the Avengers like he's a great guy. He's really not he's a good friend of mine
Like he, you know
He's just a normal guy. Anyway, he's recently got it into gaming
And so he's like, hey man, any gaming recommendations?
And so I'm crazy.
So I was like, oh, how about you try Half-Life 2?
It's a legendary game, but I'm like fucking unloading.
These absolute nerdy ass games.
And because he's a normal guy, he's like respectful.
So he's like, oh yeah, hey, man, I checked out Half-Life 2.
I took that half life to like,
yeah, it was just like a little too hard for me.
I couldn't get into it.
Like, it was graphically amazing, but um,
I just say it's all, I don't know,
I just can't get into it.
And I realized like, I am the worst.
That is such a bad,
I'm like no better than the chatter saying,
hey, you wanna get into programming,
try and sawing C++ on a Raspberry Pi.
Okay, like,
I am no different than you, it's sad. We're all the same here.
But what's a good like first game? Like the first game I played was Sonic Blast on the PC.
I don't want to floppy this.
Like, I'm sorry, I don't think Red Dead Redemption 2 is a good first game.
Like, I don't know what would be it.
I think...
I don't know, like, all of you guys say Portal.
First of all, I commend you.
But, second of all, like, someone who's not used to aiming...
...portals tough. Like, the puzzles are tough for like a normal person.
Who doesn't play FPS games?
It is actually, like, of- I'm talking a first time using a mouse in that way.
It's true, I know, you're not going to believe it. We take a lot for granted.
I would say a controller game.
You know what a great first game is, and you're not gonna like it, brainage.
Brainage is the answer.
I actually think fuckin' brainage is such a great introduction to gaming.
Holy shit.
Pedal is another great introduction to gaming.
Cause like, I wanna get, I have these normal friends.
I wanna get them playing Counter-Strike, all right? Eventually.
But how do you get there? And how do you learn Counter-Strike?
There's no pubs, there's just fuckin'
It's insane!
And I missed the button.
Good fucking lockup bro.
Damn!
Because the way I got into Counter-Shake was playing in pubs.
It was like it was more fun. That's what I think Danger Zone was so sick and see us go
Why are there no pubs? Well, there are pubs. They're just like not popular
The reason is because everyone is as cringy as me everyone's trying to get good
I
have
you ever gone into going to a land capet yeah I used to go to a how he's game shack
all right I did go to land capets
but I had a really weird experience in uh in the how he's
game shack in Arizona. I was like rigging for a counter strike team when I was like I'm
not even kidding you. I think I was like 13. But I was like a little tip squeak, right? And I
knife someone in the land. And then I see this guy stand up. I don't know what anyone
looks like. So this guy stand up and he's smoking a cigarette and he has a
Got like full tattoos and he's like who the fuck is squeaks?
I'm just like a little like nice Indian boy.
I just didn't quite and left after the game.
It was really scary. It was really fucking scary.
but they saw a knife as extremely disrespectful.
Damn!
I think I'm going to get a lot of weed. Thank you for the raid. I hope you had a good stream.
Thank you.
I saw a tuned in when Ludwig was doing a library act.
Oh my god, I need to kill myself here.
live react to the Patriots game. And he said the chat the only way I stop watching this
on stream is if I get tilted during halftime. So now that he rated it I said I'm like
What an hour? I can only assume.
A Patriot's one?
Whoa! Huge news for the employed!
No I'm a sports guy as well. I played varsity as a varsity athlete.
Why are you saying limo like before I even said? Yeah I played varsity counterstrike in college.
That's cool, man. No, I'd like go to frat parties and like people would come up to me like oh my god
But you're that guy who flashed your teammates out long perfectly for all your executes soon.
Ah, you stupid!
Okay, Dilein.
Damn!
That was a really good one for me man.
You're so hot, ah, thanks.
I've actually been trying pretty hard to be hot like I've been or a farming what aura I have aura
a
Yeah, I've seen he did rivalry
Only only some scenes
What's more disturbing just watching the sex scenes or skipping the sex
I feel like I don't know which one's I don't know what one is actually like more concerning
Yeah, I'm in it for the hockey bros
I don't know which one
All right, I can recover
and
okay not bad
of
the
okay, now reds
I just completely forgot the movement
the
holy crap dude this is actually
like not a bad run at all
this is with the death
like all the way up the fire sea i was legit on forty-nine pace and i died like five times
Thank you Wembles for the Prime.
All right let's try a rocket in.
Oh my god Mario you fucking.
You idiot!
I didn't mean that
I'm on the
All right, not too bad
There you go, ma. Dude of 52 is actually like unreal. I'm not even kidding. On my second day of being back, that's insane.
What the hell?
That was clean as fuck, and with the death, like I could've gotten a 50.
It's possible, man.
It's fucking possible.
I think it's possible.
Wow.
and that was a good run, actually pretty good, let's finish your fucking story, yeah, but a 49 is, I mean,
2644 Bowser 2 Exit, chills, actual chills, okay, what if I get a 49 this year, get champion,
in Rocket League and get face at level 10.
Well, you, you won't make fun of me.
Well, you won't call me like some fucking loser.
I mean, dude, sorry guys that I couldn't get diamond in Rocket League.
That's like like 20 minutes!
Then you're legit to press.
Once again, I'm doing it and I enjoy my time doing it.
I would suck you off, oh no I'm good man, so I'm good, I'm outpass.
He's just calm down, you got a little too excited there, you always do this.
Do you max on a old school runescape too?
Don't say thank you for something.
Weeks I will see you at twitchcon buddy.
I've never been to a twitchcon before.
But I think this year what might be my first.
I'm going to go fuck a fan you weirdos. I would go for a sponsor. Full Transpansy,
Which which is for money obvious there
Maybe
Or Mike here there was a twitch gone I
Can share this there's like two years ago where I got a sponsor offer to play Genshin Impact on stage
Where I was like thinking about it and at first obviously I my eyes turned to money
But then I saw it about it and I was like, can you imagine like being heckled by fucking chatters in a real life?
Like if someone calls me bald in chat, I can ignore it.
But if I'm like playing Genshin Impact on stage, and I just hear some fucking shit,
like I can't IRL mute somebody, or maybe I can.
Hmm.
and
being a chatter just means getting a bounce it through the matter of the room
haha
now that's like I'm gonna look like King Jaffrey alright I'll be like
Xia
remove him
god
season
like it's too you never look cool you never look cool like doing that
I don't think you guys are the kind of guys, you know, to like fight and our impolite, are you?
Like they say that chat represents the streamer, which means that you probably brought your Nintendo DS to social situation.
situations. And the toughest you've been in public was opening
picture chat on a school bus.
I remember when the Nintendo DS came out and everyone had it in Nintendo DS in the school bus.
I glitched in real life, did you see that?
I had brain lag.
Sorry, sorry.
I literally just like lagged.
I like had latency there.
That was so weird.
Sorry, I completely ruined my story.
Did it, did it, did it.
DS?
That's like something that someone would clip and say.
He's not fit for office.
Sorry.
No.
Just had a real moment there.
but um... everyone was playing with their Nintendo D.S.
And I was drawing a penis because I was a funny guy.
But I was sitting next to the teacher because I don't want to want to sit next to me
and the teacher looked over my shoulder and she was like, oh my god!
and
that I had to explain to her that I was drawing an elephant
that I was going to put it in the more I like made it into an elephant the more like details it looked like a penis
that's like a show okay wait a second
no these are the eyes and
the
those are good days man, I'm gonna tend to de-ass. I think I'm in the bathroom. Yeah, I'll give you a good
this stuff.
Did you guys know you can teleport here, watch us?
me
I just bad news. I'm eating pizza. It's bad news! I store pizza in the bathroom.
He's gonna poop his pants.
Poop.
Totally like pizza.
How did I die?
Wait, what the hell?
Did I get delivery?
It's old.
It's old.
I went out to get pizza.
Peach, uh...
Yes, they're done.
Do you like whole Peach, so?
Yes.
Actually, if your answer is no, to like and call pizza, I don't like you.
Like I'm actually adamant, like I'm adamant that Cole pizza is genuinely like it's its
own experience.
Square up then, yeah, but I don't, you know, I don't actually mean it.
Like, okay, here's the rules of pizza.
for breakfast called pizza lunch, cold or hot dinner only hot pizza and I am completely
rigid I'm like a I have no room for flexibility I think those are the rules
like I'm not fucking I'm not sitting on the fence about that also in the great
The bait of like pancake or waffles. I think if your answer is pancakes, you need to grow the fuck up
All right, sorry, like I'm not gonna apologize. Irwin
Except apparently at some diners, they use the same batter
Which is actually devastating
But it tastes so different.
It is the same batter.
That's crazy.
Is that not insane?
That's the whole, the taste isn't tabulated.
Then the closer eyes and think about eating a waffle.
Versus a pancake.
Those are the same materials.
That's insane.
Why does that make that's not crazy?
Crazy.
Texture changes that taste that much.
There's no way I'm not the only person here
that like that's blowing their mind.
You guys are so fucking cool.
They are not the same.
They are the same.
They're the same.
I know your world is about to get rocked.
the
squeaks as never could breakfast for his wife has a lot of
for
uh...
vountains
a cook eggs
toast
and i'd pour
uh...
I'm actually the worst person to like
I'm the worst person to share breakfast with.
Can I tell you why?
I don't like bacon.
I don't like sausage.
I don't like honey nut Cheerios.
I prefer plain and cutting a banana in it.
But my ultimate breakfast is oatmeal.
Mmm.
Yeah.
Thanks Green, being the daughter of it.
Oh, and I love unflaver Greek yogurt.
But I don't like the taste of it.
It's I eat it because I'm an adult.
I'm like, if I don't eat that, like my systems don't work as intended.
it's sad but like it's like it's like how adults eat vegetables like you just
have to. Nobody likes vegetables but for your systems to you know fire on all
cylinders or jump to light speed you need to have certain things.
the
cellary as a go to the town and press here
and
remember going to date with a girl once and she was like she said that her favorite food is broccoli
like this is going to be
It's not true. You are nobody's favorite. Who is broccoli? You're talking about you'd have broccoli over Oreo McFlurries. Like what are you saying?
It's insane.
My favorite movie books like Doc. I'm having a allergic reaction with that. That's fucking that's so
So you're refusing to engage.
Engage in the scenario.
What's your favorite color?
Nothing.
I like people who challenge the truth.
What's your favorite color?
Blue.
We cut a music to listen to all of it.
Do you have any siblings?
No.
What's your favorite book?
Harry Potter.
This is triggering me.
It's called the first date core.
Who's your favorite streamer, myself?
Engage in the question!
Engage in the question squeaks in gauge!
of
my favorite streamers books
no, I love like pretending like I'm too good to watch twitch and then I'm watching traders lay that night
and my police are really blew up her performance last episode what the fuck she's got to be more in character like what is he doing
and
any way as a new and I'll stick of which drama
spoilers bro
rondrop the tea on the render
Oh, shit, really? I don't remember that. Wait, no spoilers, please. Actually, no trader spoilers for the
folks at home.
I am thinking about getting more into reality TV.
Like, I want to watch temptation Island.
That's like my next show.
Why?
Because I like the premise so much.
Why are you saying gross?
Wait, why don't you try to be on a temptation island?
Wait, is that the one where they're like, they get like hot guys, hot gals, they're on an island,
and if they have sex, they're out.
Wait, is that that show?
Then it's my favorite fucking premise of any
That's so good dude. I would win that show so easily get me a fucking steam deck. I'm not kidding
I would play the lives of P.D. I'll see you the entire time like what is a big deal?
I've basically won that show for 31 years
I mean, whatever I'll just get like one of those fake, I'll do those fake tattoos again, and then like, people will be like, wow, Squeaks, you're looking really good.
You guys remember my face stream. I put tattoos on and I put a chain on and everyone's like damn
Squeaks looks really good. It's out you should actually get that like work it
There we go
I have a sweet tattoo.
Yeah, never do that.
Like, that's a huge mistake.
It's like getting, uh, definitely halos tattoo.
Like, you never know what it's gonna be like in 10 years.
Like, you have no idea.
the
I think JK Rowling is a fool don't worry. I know when you're like gambling on a streamer
This is what you're gambling on. When you're something goes you're like oh please don't be the worst
I don't realize how much like my teeth aren't as strong as they used to be so it takes a while for me to chew can you just talk amongst each other?
ah
excuse, if you're gay, what kind of guy would you go for him
I guess someone like really
By the way, normal friend. He's still trying to get into uh like gaming the normie friend. I was so I'm over here
But um he like refuses to acknowledge when some when a guy is hot
Like he he like refuses. I'm like dude damn like Chris seems really looks good. No
Dude, I don't even know what get even tell
I mean, she's closeted.
Oh, he's toxic masculine.
He's like the most normal I'm telling you guys would love him.
I should bring it, I should stream one bear.
He'd be like, what are these emoji cons in this chat room?
Like, you have no idea he is so...
What's that what the heck is up guys tell me explain why you'd watch a guy like him play super Mario 64 why you play yourself?
Like that
No, he's not sign fell
I think he uninterruptly thinks I play Game Boy.
Does he watch any sports?
Dude, he watches football.
And he bets on drap kings.
Like, I'm telling you, he is, I sort of got it.
His name could be Man 001.
John American
He sent me a new story of like the riots that happened
When Kai or like the riot that happened when Kai gave out a PlayStation 5 or whatever
And he's like this is what you do laughing emoji
Oh my god John guys
Guys, you're a 0-1, thanks for me.
Like it even text me the other day about what books are my reading, he said, what's on your Kindle?
I swear, I swear God is all real.
What's on your Kindle?
Zenful gaming, thank you.
What is on your Kindle? I don't have a Kindle.
I mean actually I do have a Kindle that I don't use, but you don't
know how I know books are more boring than a lot of things because the
newest Kindle's have a YouTube app. That's like books raising the
red flag. They're they're they're surrendering. They're literally
Like okay, we can't compete with YouTube video. So the new Kindle the Kindle fire HD
It's basically a fucking iPad
bad.
Spicy books are always fun and by spicy demon like sex novels. They're always fun, really, always.
I dare you to ask someone who's read a court of thorns and roses to explain it to you
without cracking a smile.
I want, I want you, I want to see your library action. It's so insane, it's like very fucking giant, so it's crazy.
I don't understand, like I don't understand, man.
But that's how...
Sounds so crazy.
Yes, and oh, it's good, I'm glad. It's good.
Have you read that? No, I haven't read it yet.
I have a court of thorns and roses tattoo. Wait, W.
The only books I read are the 48 laws of power and atomic habits.
I actually want to read atomic habits due to I was watching OunuPixel and OunuPixel was like chat
Thus you gotta read it. I didn't I like come on. I gotta read that. I'm gonna read it because of OunuPixel. I'm not kidding
B-
Dood!
They've been in the books.
Did you watch the finals today?
I watch the finals yesterday.
I'm like in such a Counter strike mood.
I don't.
Is this what getting old is about you go back to what you're used to you just never learn anything new
I'm fucking I just want to play counter strike and Mario
It's so sad actually
That's right folks. I eat the crust
We don't give a fuck. Well, here's a thing. I read enough books to know that everything is symbolic.
Like not eating the crust probably means you're a selfish lover.
Oh, it's too much. You enjoyed the pizza, but you don't want to do the extra work of eating the cross get over it
Get over yourself
What what you've ever had good come out of your mouth? Oh, please
That cross came out
I love him speaks to the bad run.
There's a good run by the way.
If you don't need trust your privilege of showing, I would never.
Can you imagine saying that to someone on a date?
I went on a date once, it was a long time ago,
with a girl who we got pizza,
and she ordered a couple of ranch,
and it was dipping her pizza in ranch.
This is in Portland, so I was like,
I told her I was lactose intolerant,
but anyway, she was like,
oh, she was like, you've gotta try it.
You really have to try this, like it's fire.
So I dipped my pizza into the ranch,
and it was the most disgusting thing of all time.
And then as I'm talking with her, I realize...
Ranch is fucking cheese!
So then I just feel like... I don't know, I don't want to be crass.
It's not cheese, it's dairy, sorry.
But then during the whole second half of the date, I felt like...
A balloon was slightly deflating.
Every time I moved my leg.
that
that
like it was so fucked up it was so fucked up
so i i left i actually left
and um
i mean she texted me that she didn't feel a vibe but i was glad i was you know i was glad about it
But I think she didn't feel a vibe because I was just shifting around in my chair the entire time.
Like, I don't know why I like now I can eat pizza and I just deal with the consequences.
But back then I was so sensitive.
Like one piece of cheese and I'm fucking that's my whole day
Squeeze my store closes in four minutes. Can you yell at the customers to get out you're on the speaker?
Get out everyone in the store. I hate you
the
one of the
one of the
two
I can't say there's a bomb everybody run due to my next
one of the
It's an elder's home. Oh my god. Wait!
Well then I would have been louder because then you know old people can't hear
to
the
non-usk and actually
level people could get a heart in the chat for a
people
I like them so much that I started with them on TikTok when they're like
me into people in
the
is like
juice bars and stuff
Oh, not like racist old people.
Sorry.
I, okay, I see you're what that sounds like.
Okay, I don't, I'm not on this side of racist old people.
Sorry.
Thank you, the gis-liter, the 14 months.
I just tuned in. Okay, no, I'm sorry. I meant.
Yo, cookie crumb, you ever watched the Big Bang Theory?
There we go. Good pot, plenty.
So I have to focus here because every A press the timing is important.
So...
Try like strike up a conversation with someone or something.
Yeah.
Yeah, me!
I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do it.
Last time I got a physical, the doctor asked about sexually active and I started giggling.
30 by the way.
30 by the way.
30 by the way.
No, I think going to get a physical is such a waste of time.
No, I just probably shouldn't say that on the internet, but I just feel like they don't.
I get, I'm, don't get me started my own hands.
It's such a fucking waste of time, dude.
I went to get a physical. All he did was knock on my knee and he was like you're good.
It's like talk. Don't you want like I don't know feel of my my heart's beating?
Or I don't know how I make up some official stuff
Like I asked for blood work. He rolled his eyes. I'm not even kidding
wasn't a physical yet. I'll say that a doctor once asked me if I wanted a colonoscopy.
I was like, what do I want? I don't know how to react to that. Do I go?
Do I? Boy, boy. Like, you're this off there. You should tell me if I need one.
No, I didn't just go squeeeeeee.
I
No, I so I didn't get one, but I will be doing
Well, then cleansing let you know allow to having a child born on twitch. What about a colonoscopy?
I have a really great place to put the logic check Brio
Now how far is tooth or I mean we got to push the awful if you got a one up, you know each year
F
Boys, today we are going in my允
Today the plan is simple from the creators of Twitch Plays Pokemon
Jerry, Jerry, thank you for the prime.
Sorry, I just realized today's stream, I'm supposed to be normal.
That guy is introducing his girlfriend to this stream.
Sorry, sorry, did I lose him? I'm actually sorry.
Sorry about bringing up my ass.
I always do this shit.
All right, not bad.
So yes, she will be later.
Yo speaking of girlfriends, I asked a girl out and she's a furry.
Man, can I get a W?
Huh?
You asked a girl out.
What's that like?
Like you walked up to a girl and you were like, well, you go out with me.
That's insane.
Not a real twitch.
Not a real anything.
Do people do that anymore?
At the bars
You people go to bars and my hold
I think you just add some more emivalent
F**k, I guess I'm chopped.
I like, Riz move I've done publicly was once I gave a girl my email address and it was my like a Gmail and I was like, oh, like we can cheat chat
She never reached out to me
Well, I didn't want to like be weird and give her a phone number because it was just like a meeting so then I overthought it and I was like
Oh, well, here's my email. We should like study together. I don't know why I said that
By the way, I low key have Riz and I'm 30 by the way. So I don't know if I can get away with saying Riz
and
and tell the story about going to a girl's party on your bike no dude shut the hell up stop making me seem
uncool with all of the new mario viewers
you know this is the twitch meta
I'm not sure if you can see it.
No new viewers in Mario, Si.
Did I just, my ass just fucking knows.
Someone is just watching who's never seen Mario 64 speed running before.
The job is on the fucking floor.
Absolutely on the floor. They have no idea.
Like what the fuck they're watching? They're just genuinely impressed.
Right? Anybody? Is there anyone like...
Anyone impressed?
All right, you guys all fucking connoisseurs, Clint viewers, Liam viewers, squeaks viewers,
all fucking, you know, you've seen everything, you know, every move, you know, every little detail.
you watch simply, it's like some ol' years. I ain't to bring my normal friend as a recent
squeeze viewer I'm bugging. I don't believe you. I don't believe you. I feel like being on twitch
has forever destroyed my brain.
you're probably right
like I'll say things in public that I think are so normal but then everyone
like looks at me with like question marks in their eyes
you
you don't slur in real life yeah and I don't slur in
in the internet either obviously
I remember this brother one of the weirdest things
I actually didn't want to share the story.
I remember like a year ago, I was talking, like, I, um,
my friend's, uh, bachelor party,
and, uh, I don't know, these are like fucking old friends.
And we're just talking, and someone, you know, at the party, like, you know,
we're like talking where having fun is lit at night.
And I say the word come.
What is amazing and they're like what do what are you talking about?
Like we don't that's absolutely
Like I looked at like a splash of white paint on the walls like yeah, what does that like come and you stand?
What do
What?
Bro, that's pain. That's not excuse me. Good heavens. Why did you say that? I don't know like why is that crazy? I don't understand
They yeah, it just looks a little coming. I don't know why I said that but like I
That's not a weird thing to say is
Good heavens good lord good lord
I've heard a word.
Yeah, like that's brain law.
There's nothing wrong with that?
You and I might be brain-rauded.
I've heard a word from my coworkers.
Brother, when I was working from home,
I had two keyboards, one for watching Twitch,
and one for Slack.
And I wrote KKW on the wrong keyboard at hit enter.
Oh, invisible wall.
wall. And it was like the slack channel that goes out to everybody in the company. Oh my god.
I also lied. This is the company where I was completely remote. Oh, no. So like we did a bunch of icebreaker games.
And one of the icebreaker games was like, we have to guess each other's heights.
And everyone on my team thought I was the shortest guy on the whole team.
They said I got short guy energy.
I actually was so fucking mad.
Then I lied I was like no I'm actually six foot four can you believe that I'm doing like really
Oh man we were so wrong and then there was a part of my brain that was like when I got laid off the first thing
I thought was like thank god another no
Thank fucking god holy shit
But also like a
Employment stability is bad
I
They definitely knew no, I'm not short. I'm six foot one is that short? I guess that shorter than average
Yeah, I'm gonna lay a little shorter than average
I can't hear you all the way down there.
Ohhhh!
You stupid fucking rabbit!
Oh, not bad.
I'm telling Judy Hops, you know I have that rapid that I just caught as a plushie.
It's right behind the monitor.
I don't know why you guys are question marking it fucking perverts.
Please play Cobblemon.
No.
No.
No.
No.
You looked at its ass.
No, there's context of that image.
The reason I looked at its bottom was because someone said that it's...
They
The creators added a whole
Because I was check it was a homestream why they they sewed an X or something so I just like oh really
Sorry, sorry
Dude that kind of grow up when the first it's the first time watching the stream or scary
We're scared people away
Sorry, I'm sorry I've been talking about an a-ness sorry
So, you guys watching a good movies lately, or...
Sorry.
Kpop Demon Hunters?
Is that, uh...
Is that good?
I see it all over the place.
It's for kids, I thought though.
Or, oh, I'll watch it.
Sorry, I'm playing Mario.
I know I'm playing Mario.
I'm for it.
So what?
Well, I mean, no, I'm...
I mean, probably the saddest I've ever been in my whole life.
whole life was watching in content alone in my studio apartment. I think that might
have been a low. Like I think that's when I realize like maybe I should watch more.
No.
Challenging movies.
He didn't wash that with your kids.
Uh, no.
One time I caught myself drinking alone crying while watching Inside Out.
It was I for one is happy big-bonged I didn't set up
I just like don't like clowns
I did not buy into this clown propaganda
Spoiler's for inside out like that ruins inside out give me a break you guys gonna watch inside out of the stream come on
I don't think this is a tight enough angle, oh my god, it is.
Damn swag!
This is the best day of my life today. Why?
The fuck man! God! Why am I shitshadding? I should be focusing. Oh, I'm actually not.
and
a long time ago when I was shooting Mario, I'd have this chatter coming here and say don't forget to focus.
I'm that I said some really mean shit to them. I'm about how it's the worst thing to say to someone.
It really tilted me. I remember because I lost a run. I did all get old on.
that's like, oh, I was planning on forgetting on focusing but then I read your message
smile.
Oh, of course, of course I'm going to forget, of course I just have to focus the PB.
Of course!
I'm actually in such a Zen mood today. I'm meditated till 2 p.m.
Those are gonna be a really long stream.
I just woke up late.
It's just like I just want to like be like I want to have better branding. I guess you don't I mean so no I'm meditated
2 p.m. Get it so fucking cold. I just stayed in bed all morning on my iPhone
the
Squeeze what colors should paint my nails. I'm at the salon right now green
Brat green
His green so like brat is that still a thing
I'm not going to be like a judge. Lord knows I don't want to be
look down upon.
I heard Kamala Harris is Brad.
I read that.
of
a
okay we have to focus
you have to stop caring what others think man he'll do you actually that's actually good feedback
also I do the man let me know that you know
if you approve
the
what a fucking audible
how much snow did you get dude? I don't know. I just looked outside this morning and went
one
that that's my experience with the snow today
and then I looked outside and
There's like, like people are out today. It's crazy. I thought this was like gonna be a world ending snowstorm
Like the weathermen can just lie
Overhip. Yeah, but the promise I don't have
of them. I don't have heating. So it actually is like really bad. So like I'm sitting
here full blanket wearing a sweatshirt like it's really bad.
Yippee!
Well, okay, hold on, I have heating, but you guys know how my AC slash heating unit is broken in this room.
So it's like really fucking cold in here.
But you know what I thought to myself, I thought the people need me.
me, I must go live. Dude, I'm actually an ass, I'm ass at this game. Okay.
Dude, you fuck!
I don't know what I would do if you weren't here.
Oh, maybe the productive or something.
Oh, you know, what some people do is they listen to Twitch on their iPhone, and they don't even, they're just like going on with their day.
They treat it like the world's worst podcast.
8 in the even if you're one.
Oh, like some people are so zoned in onto what's on monitor one,
that I could just fucking lie about my gameplay.
Like, what have I just pretended every round should be a PB?
I just won't ever acknowledge.
If you drink EW!
If you're a fish, would you think the ocean is the sky?
I don't think fish are very smart creatures, are they?
I don't think they think like that.
I had a pet fish once. I didn't see a sign of intelligence in size.
Like I'd have friends who talked to fish. Like that's crazy, no?
Like they're like who's a good boy and stuff like that.
the
excuse are going to do the uh... cobbled on tournament today
yet just in a second
that
yet oh yeah in a second year for sure
get high to get high
Oh, yeah, 12-7.
.
.
.
The
because it was better for A but don't lie, don't make it ends, come on, come on.
Wow, jackass.
There we go. There was a TFT 30.
Aves Lion!
A squeeze I put you in the background lie, re-did my closet?
Wait, holy shit!
That's a fucking crazy project.
I tried donating my clothes once from my closet and they got refused.
used. Like they said no, it's too old.
I can get you know that. That's even a possibility.
You shouldn't donate those throw this away.
What?
That's like are you sure? Like nobody, nobody can do anything with like nobody wants no no not a single.
It's all garbage. Nobody wants my clothes.
They smell the unit. Yeah, then they would smell like, uh, you know, axe, body spray.
Yeah, I wear, I just, every time I take a shower, as soon as I leave the shower, I spray myself
Axe Chocolate Body Spray. Stimulate your senses.
Or wait, is that five gummed?
I forgot.
As you remember, like, growing up seeing those Axe commercials.
And it was basically like, you want to fuck out chicks?
Hey, you at home, you want to fuck out chicks bro,
you got to wear Axe Body Spray.
I'm like, oh, okay.
Yeah, all right.
Hey, Mario.
It's coming out.
It's marketing.
Yeah, but I then I realize that acts is owned by dove.
And then dove's commercials were like,
we hate how these commercials prey upon.
I don't know.
Meanwhile, they're making commercials.
got chicks pro use price of match chocolate all the chicks from flying.
I can't be the only one who like growing up never washed his gym clothes, right?
And like eighth grade I would leave that shit in my locker and for weeks and weeks and weeks.
It was disgusting.
It was so gross.
It was so nuts.
I'm not spray it.
I'll spray it with, like, body spray, like, genuinely.
Dirt for two nine.
Think of it in the prime.
The anime Watchbot.
Thank you for the few of you that are calling out the performative use.
The real fucking chat is nobody in my school would take home their gym clothes, that shit would stay in the gym.
Like now it's disgusting, obviously retrospectively, it's disgusting.
at least all the guys none of the guys would my school would smell disgusting
that the locker room just smell like sweat and like perfume
never shower in the locker room never we didn't even have showers in our school
What do you mean?
This is 129
Rain Essex, think of it at 13 months
Dude, I feel like we all got bullied for the same reasons in school. Did you guys ever get bullied for like I remember getting bullied for like
the
wearing a billabong shirt but not surfing
pro you were early you got a early back path you don't even bored
the night cry come on crying in my mom would drive me to Walmart to buy a long board
keep making fun of me if I don't long board at least.
I got bullied for AirPods.
What is that even when I was in school there were no AirPods?
What is that mean?
What the fuck?
Wait kids are wearing AirPods that's scented.
their pods have gotta be so bad for you
Hid's taking this is calls. Yeah, I have a 12 o'clock lunchable meeting by the Swaget that I'm running late for
We're talking about
are assignment deliverables.
Oh, and Citroe 28th, think of the prime.
Better than those fuckass earpods for the iPods back in the day, those killed my ears.
Did I have people who just wear airpods all day every day like?
Like every day like I can't imagine being a teacher right now because there's probably so many kids
we just like have airpods in during class and they're doing like that thing where they're like
leaning on their their hands so nobody else can see it.
And then the teachers like are like thinking to themselves do I actually call this person out
Is it worth it? I mean, I remember during a sign reading I put my head down and put my
my book in my lap and so it looked like my head was on the desk, but then on the inside
of my book I would have like my iPod and I'd be playing like whatever that fucking
game on the iPod was where you use the scroll wheel.
Yeah, I had a Sony Walkman too, it looks a big deal.
breaker, that's the one I played brick breaker.
You can get bullied for having green text. No, I think green text is completely valid. Like one in charge of the other Samsung or like another phone
Like if you don't have an iPhone like that's completely fine
Then all the ones. Why would you out yourself like that fucking unbelievable?
It's so of course green bubbles ball for the shit you just completely out yourself. Holy shit
I have a one plus like give me a break a Samsung Galaxy is actually pretty good at like come on
God fucking owned
iPhone's are inferior in terms of hardware
I mean these are all bad boys. I'm just adding a voice to it for somebody
It's just over a price garbage
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
of a shit about the new iPhone.
Like, I don't understand why they're so powerful.
Like, are people playing games and stuff on them?
That are like, I know they include like the new resident evil,
but why would you, why do you want like a,
such a strong phone?
I'm going to put on the camera.
Before I upgrade my iPhone, I took my phone to the Apple store to get my SIM card
change or whatever and the guy sort of laughing because I had an iPhone 5.
What's wrong with the iPhone 5?
I would replace the battery of it.
What's the big deal? I don't understand.
I would just go on Instagram and text.
Now I've got the 12th.
No, my screen would crack, but I'd replace the screen.
Do you text anybody? I text people, but I'm not a good texture.
like I don't use emojis.
I just say hello, period.
Look at this.
That's why I know I'm not, you know,
discord kicked in the friendly.
I'm not good at like, I rather just like call someone.
someone. I just played a little save.
Imagine unironically sending emojis in 2026, but what do you do? You send like twitch, twitching mobs,
You send Kappa to your friends like what are you talking about?
I used to be so vain I remember I would like like someone into a scent like
Like, colon bracket.
I thought that shit was so bad.
Like colon and then there's a bracket,
I'm like, oh, they're terrible.
I can't stand this person.
If you're a colon bracket user,
like that's horrible.
Seek on is fine.
I don't know, is there like an equivalent
to these days like,
Like, there's certain unsaid rules about like online,
like, like, raffle. There's never a nice raffle.
Like, it's not all right, like,
squeaks your hair is gone.
Raffle.
It's the meanest form of laughter.
L-U-L is, I like L-U-L. I use L-U-L because it feels like classy.
Ellie was like, oh, you know, I'm entertained. There's something.
Lule? It's just you watch for some. That's how all I see is a Lule. It's like you're a fucking...
You're trying so hard not to copy pasta. Basically this is just astrology for the internet. It's what I'm doing right now.
Fuck! Oh, it's all going to quick, Beth.
Sunday is squeaks, I'm freaking parking. Yes, Sunday is squeaks because sadly I will be gone.
Thursday is Sunday. I'm escaping the cold. Thank you spectra for the 200 bits.
I need to leave.
Content crews.
Content crews.
See you guys.
I'm outta here.
Thanks for getting a little too crazy.
No, I'm taking a trip with some of my friends.
for a vacation 26 days into a new year pretty good
while I go on a trip to stop man
where are you going I don't tell you because like what if
you know you're like oh can I join you
oh I live there let me uh let me be at the airport or something you know
Oh no way that's awesome.
Squeeze come to Ohio.
out. We're not going to Ohio. And that's not the trip.
Ohio isn't that bad. I'm not anti-o-hio. I'm just saying I'm not going to Ohio. You don't
Fine fucking you guilt in me. I'm going to Ohio
You know I'll be there
Squeaks con no, there's no squeaks con, please
Squeaks con and oh, Ohio Jesus
my toes are freezing right now and I hate to be this guy but holy shit I feel like my feet are freezing off of my legs
Fricken Zoron bro.
It's so cold.
Come on.
You should buy yourself a space heater.
The problem, however, is when I plug it in, sometimes like light start turning
Is this worth it?
Nope.
Wrap your legs around the PC.
Dude, this PC is so massive.
I don't even think I could.
Oh wait, what if I put my foot on the power supply?
I
Wait, that's actually pretty nice
Oh, it's actually really good
I'm sorry, I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me. I just repeated the start.
is wrong with me. I just repeated the storm. Okay, last run.
What's your stance on Darth Maul? You should have died in Phantom Menace.
They should not bring him back. I'm against bringing people dead back.
It completely fucking just ruins the whole series.
All these like fake deaths. I don't like it.
underminds it underminds it I would go so far to even say like palpatine should not have come back
to hate clone wars I don't like the aspect that darts mall is that I think they should make a new bad guy
I don't even care. I hope people like Star Wars, but I'm still over and I just don't give a shit anymore about it. I'm not going to watch that.
What did they call the new movie, Mandalorian and Grogo, come on, come on, take a risk.
I want them to call it something cool.
and shithole.
That's why I'm going to turn to Lord of the Rings.
Surely the Amazon Prime show is pretty good.
The Rings of Power.
I like the Fallout show because it puts me to sleep, but I don't mean that in a
in a morogatory way.
I actually really like it.
I watch it every new episode, I'm completely up to date,
but I just, I like, I watch that show
in such a crazy way.
Like I'll put it on, I'll be on my sofa.
I'll watch the beginning of it
and then I dripped off the bed
and I wake up at the end of my glue.
What a cliffhanger.
It's incredible.
Something about it is so cozy.
No, I'm not even trying to rage me.
I genuinely love the show.
They're doing a good job with the show from what I've seen.
Are you sure in for the third or third more months?
As one piece going, I'm not watching.
watching, I have to finish breaking bad first, but I'm in the process of watching that.
Season 3 episode 10!
Oh, Mr. White, bitch!
That's all I hear. Mr. White!
think
uh,
no, that show is actually good, but it kind of buns me out.
Like, okay, guys, you a real question, I want only the non-cringe people to answer.
Do I continue watching one piece or should I start watching the Superman?
You know what?
You know what I mean? I want to watch like subpoenas is like six seasons like I
Mean I understand, you know
Mr. Beast is watching one piece. I kind of ruins it
Like all I don't know like ruins are like great
Watch the pranos and read one piece, rather you won't catch me dead reading one piece.
You will not. I am not going to read one piece. Please, ma'am. I know it's amazing. Why not? I can't. You don't understand. I don't have that much time left. I don't have the I cannot. I'm not going to spend time reading one piece.
I'm a slow reader.
Bro, it's mostly pictures, I can't be dropping my kids off at school, hang around my car, I'm telling you, I just, I need to listen to NPR or something. I can't be doing that.
like it's going it you know what the worst thing is the worst fucking thing is that
I'm gonna fucking love it. You know, like that's my biggest fear is I'm just obsessed
with reading the manga and then that's just like I'm just gonna feel so much shame about it
Like I would fucking I would take like a Harry Potter book cover
You know
I can't I can't read one piece. I just can't do it
Watch your pronounce it. Wait, how do you say it? Munga
I say it
Munga
Munga
I don't think I've ever heard someone say it all out
I actually said it right.
Manga.
Manga.
Manga.
Manga.
That's it.
Okay, see I went through a phase of watching Pokemon. All right, and that I felt so much shame for doing that
This is last year. I saw like every episode and it got bad
Why did you feel shame because then I am nothing to talk to with people man. I've got nothing to talk about
What am I gonna say
They're all talking about traders. They're talking about the new Avengers. I'm like
And season three when
Missy finally captures the geodude. It really is emotionally resonant. It's sad. It's depressing
But I have fucking Pokemon friends like God that sounds terrible
Oh my god when butter like I don't want to do that. I don't want to be I don't want poke a pals
Do you have any Digimon friends?
People watch Digimon have the ...
No, Digimon's awesome I've heard.
But I have, Listen, I'm an old guy and I just remember in school there were Pokemon
kids who sat separately from the Ugeo Kids.
and then the Digimon kids would have lunch in the bathroom.
I...
I just stood away from Digimon.
I thought you were home schooled?
No, I wasn't home schooled.
I wish I was, uh, cause then I could play more video games.
Nope.
Life is a game, or I guess.
All right.
Last run.
What?
You are the most homeschool coded person that's ever existed?
What is he, what do you mean by that?
Not only did I go to public school, I was popular. I was a cool kid.
Boyle boy, how the mighty of fallen.
From King, by the way.
And it wasn't like one of those like the end of a hallmark movie where they're like, you know what? Let's do something special this year
Alright, it was a legit prom king. I was like, you know what? Let's do something crazy. Hey, Troy. How do we get squeaks to be prompt? No, it was legit
Organic
The theme was chopped rather when I was a kid chopped people thought of Gordon Ramsey
Like they were
There was no praise of chopped
That was even a thing like back when I was a kid they would just call people ugly
Which is like I don't understand how chopped even became a thing like isn't ugly like less
There's... God, the freaking use!
Fugly, I've heard Fugly before.
Place older than with 45 months!
Thank you.
I'm sure you have!
It's f*** you! F*** you guys, man!
F*** you!
Julia, thank you.
I'll show you that in some weeks.
to
do
do I just got a text on my phone
as a emergency
uh-oh
I guess I'll uh-
live like I died or died like I lived with an N64 controller in my hand
Squeeze, please, please save New York.
Okay, yeah, I'll try, I'll try.
Guys, I'm a bullet for my Valentine and I just go.
And a Venge 7 fold.
I loved, you know, I loved a Venge 7 fold, holy shit.
And system of a down.
That was my shit playing battlefront 2 while listening to the system of the down.
Wake up, grab my little makeup.
I just want to do this shake up, you want to, but I don't want to make up, you know, that one.
the
shop silly more like shop silly
oh yeah to for you to break your lurk
come on man
Squeeze the electric chat room.
Don't be insecure.
Dude, Womps, Womps, Womps.
Do I like my chat room?
Yeah.
Some of them, that's not me.
I like some people in the chat, as soon as soon as it's nice.
Would you kill a random chatter to end property? Yeah, 100%.
Would you kill a random streamer to end poverty poverty?
I just end poverty like what are we talking about here? What are you saying?
It would be a sub incentive
Oh, like, well, I have like a sub goal on the bottom end poverty.
Thank you, Lenby.
Would you give up a kidney for your chatter?
No.
Honestly, no, I wouldn't.
I need that. I need my kidneys.
Like, I actually need them.
I might need a replacement kidney soon.
the
so like what if I put you guys like I'll say all jiggy thank you for
thank you for the kidney.
You know we've got a heart in the chat like
is it because you've been drinking alcohol?
Dude probably
God damn do I love to party
I've been getting Martinie recently.
Do you get your martini shaken?
I don't know, I just say, hi, could I get a martini and can you put an extra olive in there?
I wish it was a bit. I actually fucking wish it was a bit that's what I say. I say hey as many allows as you can get away with giving
And then when I'm at the bar I fucking take the toothpick of olives and while someone's talking to go
Bring your own jar of olives
I don't think that I don't think you should be that.
The only rule I consistently break is if I'm going on movie theater, I'm sneaking in all the fucking food I can.
Consistent, I think it's a shame that movie theaters don't press their concessions properly.
here they don't give a shit this is why AMC tank on ironically fuck the movies until
I need some serious changes I don't support movie theaters
I think I'll hold pizza into my movies. Okay chill out, man. What are you talking about?
A box of pizza? Is that how I'll bring it to the more of your months?
a whole box
I put pizza in my purse
okay I'm on the side of am so you know
alright well I just got a 52 that's a PB today baby let's fucking go
save save
pizza purse
You lost your run for saying that shit.
I squeak some going to be spontaneously
combusting in 15 minutes. I want to see Bowser
one before I go. Oh, un... lucky.
Actually.
Oh, just nice.
My monitor feels so colorful right now.
to
plays weird glitch I bet counter strike. I'm going to get my rank right now. I need three ones.
Don't stream, Stateny will be banned. Unless you're throwing the damage on the other team.
Getting my rank, going pro and pretty sure.
Literally the greatest title.
are two or three's allowed to stream snipe you absolutely not. I didn't
incident where someone did and I said something really mean stuff and I'm
not sorry.
I have a top 10 risk moments.
Top 10 risk moments and it's someone getting shot.
What is this emo? I don't understand
Oh, it's the soprano's
I don't even know the reference. Oh, you guys can't see my screen
God, I'm being so fucking
I'm just completely forgot. I don't need to have my stream. I'm not going to lie. If you guys also had to have, I would think I disconnected.
Show your note pad. My note pad has like a list of furniture. Has a list of furniture on it.
from IKEA.
Yeah, I'm New York City.
I really want, I want to redo the back of my stream.
Like, I want to get rid of this drawer.
I hate this drawer, so I hate this shit.
I'll leave fucking thing.
Are you gonna hire someone to do it?
No, I'll do it myself on stream. I'll be like doing an Ikea building stream.
I'm not not gonna do it on stream. I'm just joking.
Uh oh, it's not a good sign. So I'm gonna have 14,000 on my team.
Uh oh, am I gonna be ranked 14,000?
Then it's gonna be road to 20 miles when I can't do it.
If I am like not at least 18k,
I'm quitting Conrad's life forever.
Call QD to plan out the room.
Ben, buy the stuff.
Ben, stream the setup stuff.
No.
I don't want to do that.
But thank you for the idea.
It's a great idea on it's life, I know.
No.
I just want to build furniture without it being content.
Okay, I don't have to play my games and
Okay, y'all
I've got L hunger
Long
And lower
Lover dead ones men
Used to do more IR else stuff. Yeah, I don't like it. I rather do games
Oh my god
and
it's easier for me to be a paris social with you if you do I are all sorry
my paris social princes there's no juice
no juice given
did you die from a loan
First looked at that area. That's how they see it, please.
Long?
A lot, long.
I-I-I-I-I-I-I.
Sean, think of it in the five months!
the
off the subject he did a 50 to
the 52 days somehow
that's like an insane amount of
progress of 53 S. A. 52
did a
that means I got a 49 of like
four days
and
seeing me to moly long can use
Okay, I'm just looking at
One suicide
One lower tunnels
Tunnels, two tunnels
Oh, bother.
Along the stairs, one guy coming back along.
Cah.
I'm playing so conservative.
One along, second, last one up.
Coming along.
How long now, Plunk?
How long?
Two left one long dead do we know where last is cat
Oh my god, I'm really playing the win
Good job
I'm going to really need this.
How or would you ever do an CS Interruptor stream explaining straps or different smokes
moves to us that don't know the game well?
Oh my god, I'm not the guy for that.
But I'm trying to look for that sort of stuff like right now.
There's not much out there.
like how many of you know, like, how much right before?
Uh, can I get a buy a green?
They make the squeaks died.
I think you, oh, no, man.
They should be there.
I got it.
I got it.
I think he's dead.
He got cat.
One's part mid.
It's a d-coin mid.
Oh, he's up close. Dude, what the fuck? How did he hit that?
Fuck.
Let me get something. I have to wipe you.
It's me, so I like your eyebrows recently.
Thanks.
and
you danger noodle
holy shit he just took off his glasses and shook his hair and slow-mo
he procs he jpeg
up in suicide
I'm playing like who are the one holy shit, God thank you.
This round is dedicated to you.
to
last two a site once cat
I'm waiting for you guys come in
Kill it.
One drop.
Mother.
Nice.
We're sure it's it.
I'm going along with my phone.
Is he on site?
Yes.
Okay, I'm coming.
I'll take each.
I think he's behind the boxes.
He's on the slong. He is long right now.
Take.
Come on.
I
See, we're on time
Why I
An automated gift for these are 20 fab
Oh, one team. Thank you for the 20 gift there. What the hell life back? Oh, so I think we give you a sub. Thanks guys
I have to like stop listening to calls
That's a long flank. I'll get all good.
Oh, fabble, one-to-mah, thank you for giving me 20 more man. Thanks.
A lot of money.
Okay, I have to help these guys.
Same, can you Molly long?
I'll go along with you.
I'll flash you into pit.
you live with our co-set someone go be
one lower
lower tunnels and one mid
Dude I am...
We're late!
Let's go!
Flash, Vine!
We're lower up and lower up.
Take you on, Hanmas for the 10 gift, dude.
He's beatin' on beatin' on, coming out beatin'.
There'd be an B1 and B.
And one cat.
And B.
cat doing that
I can tell me all that info instantly
Why can't he?
Why does he just say he's gone under Xbox.
Looking for the colors.
I'm looking for the man.
I'm going everywhere.
I gotta be a Molly for long.
Oh, thank you.
I'll flash.
You guys don't have to flash yourself.
I got you.
It's a save.
I don't know.
But right now the fuck man this guy is so irritating.
It's a choice lock.
Captain.
I don't want to say don't say don't say.
I don't know you.
I don't know if I can make a mistake.
one
if you guys have like that long spawn I got you at the flash because I just don't I'm
giving you a Molly for your timing oh good
this guy is fucking teaching I irritating his fudge yeah I'm chowder thank
I think I'm on a bitch.
Uh, I can not.
And uh...
No.
No.
You don't think that I'm gonna fucking go.
They don't only want to be rolling so hard.
You need.
Oh my god.
They did get it.
One more cat!
Hey, I can flash me by that button.
Let's run this.
Okay, okay, one more cat.
I think I have to throw it into the gate.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay.
If you enemy of the states, I got you.
Do we need a drop?
I'm gonna molly long.
Ace equals to gonna give you more gifted.
Oh my god, the pressure, I can't perform.
I'm a, I'm a new, I'm molly long, yeah.
Okay, now I'm watching Kevin.
I'm gonna be doing it.
Can't go get, can't go get, can't go, can't go, can't go.
3333
I'm on a flank. They're up cap.
Oh, on cat elbow last.
Oh, we win this.
I don't think so.
Oh my god.
Hey, when this, I don't know if I can see him.
You know what?
I think what a good player does is not like if bomb a CT and you're just standing here,
I feel like the terrorist is just always going to overwhelm you because you have too many
angles to look at if they cut noise. So like you're going to be scared about mid, you're going to
be scared about A, so like you don't know where to look. I think you just have to go somewhere.
Like so a better play would have been going mid to cat or something, you know? But standing in one place
It's like that if you're like it's always leads to losing
Because then you get a little parallel you're like oh my god, do I call me? Do I go do I watch this? I haven't heard it in a long time
Thank you
Too long close. Oh, thank you fab, but yeah, we're commit
Give the 10 gift it wait, but I didn't ace
Pretty gifted he tried his hardest
I think he's not gonna be way easier
What the fuck I just suck and then I immediately missed 60 gift
That's like me dude. That's what I would think what the fuck what I was my body
I can't get there! I don't have to spend money on this guy! What the fuck?
Thank you, Bolaris music.
Thank you, Obama Pinky Joe.
That's right.
the
You talk easy thing you like with our co-set what?
oh
Are you guys from India?
Where in India are you from?
the offense from the middle east or something then. No, your name is like
they see insane. Yeah, I'm asking you like colloquially.
Where in India?
Oh nice. I'm from Mumbai.
Thank you, fractal scene.
Oh
You know what
Uh-oh
I'm going to be up cat.
Yeah, they can be up cat.
Yeah, they can be up cat.
up Alba
one mid
I just wish I had another A player
10 gifted per sler you can't say that. That's your last minute. You can't say that. I never want to align my stream with cheering on the use of a slayer. Obviously rush out. Be you guys have a good beast phone.
can I get the flashery
go be me be me
I'll get all get out of smoke the money
I'm going to do it too inside.
No, I've only watched random episodes of he had arrived where he...
But apparently like, it's amazing.
So, my wife says it's amazing.
Or it's like really good.
I
ran in episodes like when I'm playing games, I like randomly get off my computer going to the family room and say, oh what the hell is this?
Nice, round, wow.
We needed that too, good shit.
Thank you, thank you.
Run up, get, run up there.
Everybody's just running up here.
I'll smoke, no.
All right.
is mp5 good now
oh I'll smoke it I got it
why does he listen
I'm at ramp I feel like I'm tickling him with rubber bands. Oh my god. Oh my god.
One of them's hurt we shouldn't have gone cab
Was over the bad call. We should just place slow
I just speak up more. I need to be more brave
I'm not sure mid push here.
Yeah, he's close, let it let it this guy pop mid.
Two mid two top mid
Okay, okay, okay, let me put my thinking hat on
Sing go out long off last year
And I found, and I thought, go long, go long. I got you.
Go commit.
I smoke the cross.
Anyone have you, uh, you too? Flash, flash.
One elevator?
Can we go up?
Oh, am I third in long doors?
I think the guy is from...
Come up, go up, go up!
Yeah, it sucks so bad, because I know we should win this.
I'm going lower trying to get a pick.
It's volunteer to the tier one.
Today I'm not going to blame my team.
I'm only going to focus on what I can control.
one mid guys guys please could be lower
you know it's crazy we're gonna win this we'll ring this in
over time. I'm flashing you out long. Let's get these long kills and then go back.
I'm going to go back now, we're going to go back now, we're going to go back.
I mean, not exactly what I was envisioning, we need to kill this guy.
We have to kill him.
I'm actually going to get rid of that.
I actually don't understand.
How?
They're not playing scare, I mean they are, but it's okay, I mean, you know, they're probably newer, so it's all good.
the
I can find because of these guys have good end
to
the
Squeezed with your aim used to be running these logs, you got to get better movement that enables that.
Oh, of course, the movement should enable my kills, right?
Very true.
Pro you'll even slide cancel.
Guys, I bought a mouse pad.
This mouse pad is going to be a game changing for me.
Like I'm using a great mouse pad right now, but this one is going to be actually fucking
game changing, I'm telling you.
No, it's not the boobies one.
Don't say boobies, please.
Have some class.
What mouse pad?
It's some...
It's expensive.
But you have to understand.
I've had too many chicken sandwiches
on my current mouse pad.
Because there's like a bunch of crumbs.
So like, and like, you know,
I've used this and this next mouse pad,
tree way better. Expensive for squeak. No, it's it was 80 bucks. Okay, but thank you
for giving subs today. It's an 80 bucks. It's a good mouse pad. It's a good mouse pad.
It's a good one. It's a good one. Don't let them out. I did my research.
which art is an artisan.
Yeah, it's an artisan.
This will go up early and it's to work on this comps.
And that one is cross-replaced when they call me madman.
This will kills.
Shrock, maybe you can learn a thing or two here.
Hello?
to
the
Oh my god, they ran out of line.
You're going up?
It's close, close.
Planning for long-plat.
Two, two, three.
Two, three.
It's too long, come here.
I want you to.
Ah.
I'm just trying to copy this thing to you.
If only I could kill that guy, I wasn't planted for me.
I was scared he had a kit.
Yeah.
Um.
Artisan is always the answer.
Don't let them bully it.
Okay, yeah, but here's the thing.
If I buy an artisan mouse pad, $90,
It's minus 90 by the way, and then I'm bad I have no excuse
Okay, okay
I'm gonna
Why the hole in control? Oh my god
Two minutes
I'm going to win this round for you to be heard.
We actually fucking win.
Nice.
Okay, what the fuck?
That's round.
Wow.
Wow.
Dude, this team is so much better.
Holy shit.
This team is so much better.
It's actually crazy.
to the
one of the one of the
one of the
one of the
I'm not gonna mess up easily, I think it's forced.
I'm still alive.
Here's my advice.
Hahaha, of course.
Hold up!
Nice.
No, if you ever knew to a souls game you should play Lys of P.
Or Dark Souls 3.
Actually Dark Souls 3.
Dark Souls 3.
Then play Lys of P.
Then play Sekuro.
Then play Elden Ring.
I'll flash you out.
I have no idea, can't.
Where are my dice?
the
students smoke
I won't blow the fabooing even if I give the
oh my god my team is very
holy shit, they're so good
I don't know how long.
I can't walk you.
Flash, you.
Oh, there's the foot.
It isn't any camera around.
Nice.
Hit the door, my.
Watch your mid push.
mid push. Nothing long. Smoking the cross.
one CT
one cat
you have bomb blue
one long
long hit
one more
I don't want to run.
I don't want to run.
I don't want to run.
Oh no.
Dude, this guy's insane.
Every round I've died to his deagle.
He's insane.
Holy shit.
X EU semi pro.
You're like, oh, what is that?
That's insane. That's insane.
That's insane. Oh, my fucking god.
Thank you.
18,000 hours, X Pro he said, X Pro.
What's hot mid?
One cat?
to have an off-cat
for me I don't know
cat dad
someone take one
attention on that way
I got along, I got along, I got along him.
Good enough.
Mid-Exposed.
Uh-oh.
Mid-Exposed.
Nice.
Always an ESCA advanced player.
Okay, good, then maybe I'll get ranked properly.
Thank you, Dan Liu.
Thank you, Curry.
because I should be advanced as well, I'll smug him in.
That's good.
My first attack not.
I'm dead, it was hard.
out brother. Yeah last one on this one. Thank you. Anyone want the up?
Uh, we got one. All right. All right.
can you invite your team to your discord oh no why are you saying like the discord's full of bad players
one
one
one
close right
one
I think what's tunnels?
This is the play.
This is like actually the play.
Oh, keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going, yes!
Nice.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
Nice.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
Why do people call you Boll?
You clearly have a full head of hair.
I don't know, man.
I guess it's like stolen baller.
Hey, thank you, Breen.
Boll?
Yeah, full head of hair.
What do you what are you low-wing at?
Full
Bulls doing a lot of heavy lifting. You know what's really bad. Are they having protein powder but not lifting weights
It's a me thing to do like I need to actually hit the gym like I'm gonna be all beefy. I think
Let's bomb
To be
What's up? I kill this cacka
Oh, fuck that
I'm not gonna do that.
I'm not gonna do that.
There's anecdotes of creatine.
Make people lose hair?
Oh!
but
but
but but Joe Rogan said
okay
Two on towards pit.
Oh, die.
I'm not.
Mid dead.
I'm gonna see.
One CT close.
Oh, in the distance.
Oh, fuck.
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
If I was super buff and I had my hair,
How many of you guys would you stop watching?
Like, wouldn't that be bad for my brand?
See?
Well, you're gonna be super sad in this man-
That's the right answer.
Because I'm going through my glow-up era, part two.
Can you start vlogging? No.
I'm not gonna get off darn Ty.
Once by boost.
What's going to be serious?
What's up mid?
Come down mid now, one.
Oh, he's inside.
What's he?
Mrs. Land, thank you.
Oh my god.
Let's fucking go dude.
Oh, he's winning this round.
He's for sure cat. He's one hundred.
Okay.
When we win this, what's the play?
This guy peeks mid. A hundred percent?
No, I don't like it.
I mean he has got 15 kills.
Nice try.
I think you peeked mid there.
I had to make chocolate bunnies now I got a luggie back in the middle of the lake.
Sorry, why don't I read that. I have to discuss fake. That's actually disgusting. Don't say a lugey
Okay
Okay.
Catert.
Oh.
Catert.
Why can I kill him?
Sad.
That's so sad I should have won that.
Squeaks you would never hurt a cat?
No, of course not.
This kind of uses code.
He's just better going double doors.
Oh my god, last guy.
Four bullets left.
Yo, thank you fab for gifting five subs, search in the chat. Thank you.
Okay, you're being
Thank you, Rabbit Fairy.
By the way, I'm three wins away from getting my rank.
Dare I say, stream doesn't end until I get my rank.
Or is this going to be a big regret?
3 out of 1.
Inside.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Okay, give me like some constructive feedback to what I did wrong.
I'm willing to learn.
The
Like both three so
Could be pushing him?
I should have had. Out there. Out there. Out there. Out there. Out there.
It's smoke CT.
Okay, from net as well, we're smoked
On cat
Two people
Jesus Christ
Jesus
it could we save one more and just get a good full buy yeah he's doing great
That's my bad. Let me find a
What was that it just a clicking noise?
What I am clicker training myself that peak
That peak
I'm going to buy long.
I'm going to get the pit.
All right.
Let's move out.
I'm still inside pushing.
Oh, I need someone to flash.
I'm down.
I'm down.
Do we win this round?
Yes or no.
Hurry, vote now.
I'll do it.
So fucking easy to say yes.
Obviously we win this round.
to win this round. Obviously. Why are you saying to this no chance we lose is a two
versus one. There's just zero chance we lose this. How could we lose this?
and
I know it's time to almost
I know that I know that I'm so fucking bad, holy shit
it. I'm just not going long because I'm scared I don't have a Molly. Why is there
evil in your tags? I want to find out. I don't have a Molly though. Can you flash me?
Oh, okay, I got a lot of damage.
Slow back, fast.
Flash long.
Fun was long.
We'll glory up.
Flash on mid.
Ain't bout mid.
One walks through the smoke pad.
Yeah, come on, I'm sad.
That was him.
One top of him.
Who won this?
Yes.
No.
Yes.
I
Need to win this. I like beg my team can if they can carry me
Like please guys I'll say please please I really need to win this. I need us to really step up
I need this win more than anything
This is everything for me
I got your mid.
and
no
that
a
way
low
Counter-terrorist win.
Good round.
Steve is eating, thank you.
You said that on Mike? I wouldn't be caught dead saying
No way little bro on Mike
I'm playing close mid because I'm scared I think I'm gonna go mid to be
Hashem I do
I mean, what the fuck, what the fuck?
Hey, Squeaks, you just want to follow up on that twitch risk for you, so that means that you get my knife.
If you get a twitch whisper during counter strike, it's a scam.
I didn't.
That's not me.
I don't know if I can move it.
I can move it.
I can't move it.
the
the
slow cross on the living
the
only shits
surely they're not in the right
that is so sad for me
what's the one
and
so
and
crossing
that's
let's fucking go
here I got the opposite one
okay
my fiance wants to give you a skin
oh
um
Did you please take it?
I'm nervous.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
What does that look like?
Don't cut close cat, close cat won't cover it.
She likes folks.
What the fuck?
You can't.
You can't.
You can't.
I'll go.
Once okay.
Dead mid.
I'll go stone.
One more.
One side.
on side of the plate
say it
and one rap
old
Oh my god, yes, holy shit.
Nice try, fuck.
Oh, thank you for the fucking bitch!
Thank you, Grizzly.
I wish I got to kill there.
Ghost shovels some snow squeaks.
I don't have to because the mayor is doing that, I think.
the
this is my tax box
that's
the
top
to two to their one-
one-hp
My brain isn't enough. My brain. I've got brain problems.
Oh my god. This is actually the winning play watch this.
Oh
To be too to be too
Please
Please
This one over here
This stream is look very nerd
I heard a huge film guy, what's your favorite movie?
I'm just going towards tunnels.
I'm going to flash back.
Books.
My favorite movie.
Books.
No kid.
Oh my god. Nice job. Holy shit. That guy, just compete in just fucking through
so bad. Holy shit. Nice. Can you fab the babodam? Look at this sub.
It's not over, it really is not over, I'm baiting, I'm baiting, I'm baiting, I'm baiting, I'm
to
to
to
to
to
Oh, I'm so sorry.
Fuckin' blasted.
Absolutely blasted.
Oh, leave.
I can drop one if you want to you too.
But Bodo, thank you for the gifted.
Thanks, ma'am.
A lot of money.
That guy's balling.
Right, suicide.
Oh, I know I should have, but I want to.
Could go up, Kat. Sounds like a lower.
Whatever.
It's just a mug of men.
It's over.
I'm always in sight.
He's inside.
He's inside.
He made a step.
It's over.
Fuck.
I'll be using the bullet.
That's weird.
Fuck.
That's so sad.
Idiot.
That's so fucking sad.
Why have you the fuck get the dude? I'm gonna get ranked like 10 fucking K. Oh my god. That's so fucked.
Hey, are you ever gonna kiss the cam? Just curious at one point. But in your 46 months, don't think it's ever gonna happen. We'll love an answer. You know what?
my strategy to keep you engaged. It's called carrot on the stick. I will always, like, I will always, like,
tempt you, but I'll never deliver. Like it's called lying because the second, the second I deliver, you leave.
I don't want to give too much, just like your counter strike wins.
Are you good at straff, tat?
No.
Just about it every game.
I just wish I was as good as you guys are.
How many of you guys can go, bro?
Thank you, Kai Biscus.
I'm in the ICU right now, and my last wish is to see a game of a new bus.
Oh, feel better.
Wait, is that okay?
Obviously, Mia Cooper is lying.
So, I don't feel bad.
Uhhh- algodot.
V- you mean like you fatty but feel better
feel better
So, thank you thank you, thank you,
thank you thank you.
Thank you thank you thank you,
thank you thank you thank you thank you
of
Thank you.
Thank you.
It's so good.
I don't want to get shit on for Benning Dust 2.
Pretty does two games.
Reignat that video for 50 gift.
No, I'm good, I'm good.
I actually can't, like, show you what I'm wearing.
Holy, it's a really fucking strange.
It's a really strange.
Like, it's actually a will ruin the illusion.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
How can I see it? Oh, you can see rankings.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. That's a good one, man.
God damn. Of course. Of course.
I can't get Brett Farms a pack in with their on top.
What a profile dude, that's what I'm doing.
I can go beat.
Go back to that guy.
Are we going long?
I'm gonna play him.
Car car car
Ice
Uh-oh
Okay, I gotta try it. I have to try this cross here. I
Have to try it
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Last guy
I
did I love playing this game
you ever ripped the bomb
bomb
yeah
I am in college when I was like trying to impress a girl who smoked weed I went to a party with her grabbed a
And then I instead of inhaling, I blew as hard as I could the water went everywhere. I didn't realize how to do it
I have no fucking clue. I just tried to fit in.
Alright, what the fuck?
Real vegan.
Fuck it.
it
Oh my god I changed my crosshair inside inside inside
you're right
through this cross here is the meta it's actually sick
thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you
what is it changed like this
Do we try to get?
No, come on.
I'm smoking mid-doors.
Oh crap, I have bomb! Holy crap, Lewis!
Touchdown.
Oh, we don't have a smoke.
What the fuck is happening, man?
Oh, you guys are not bomb.
go see hawks my favorite football team is the raiders
triggered mad oh good I think someone did the toothbrush smoke and hit the
ledge the raiders are ass yeah but like when you guys choose a good
full team or whatever you guys just choose the winning team some of us have fucking loyalty all right
little tons Oakland or Vegas Oakland
Here we go Xbox record this
and
a
certain
analyzing
a push may be imminent
I'm here, y'all.
Oh, thank you.
These guys have to go up long, like yesterday.
Holy shit, please.
Please, go cat.
Go cat.
I'm gonna use a one by one by one because like three here is a possible just good or B side
No
One behind the barrels
No nice eyebrows wait I'm getting a lot of eyebrow compliments
I don't know if it's like very millennial to say they're on fleek
I don't know the fuck's up. Oh, good. I
Can find you out long if you guys want to take it really
Just take it really we don't have to commit. Let's just get these guys peeking
There's a very emotive face. I know
It's actually like a fucking weakness.
I have no poker face.
Nice. I got the smoke for the cross for this one or whatever.
I'm just gonna be here.
Say it, say it, say it.
Nice.
I'm planning for a long-plat.
Yeah!
lol
We're getting back seated by Brett Farve. I feel like I'm on the new England Patriots
Football guys where you at ready good up we got everything in the stream. We got football company
We got, uh, we got jokes up the way. Oh, wrong team. What team with him? What team is he?
Okay. Green Bay Packers.
Yeah, but the way he plays is really on any team.
Buh! Laura.
What was he Laura? The timing is so crazy, you know?
the
one
right for letting us down what am I on the green bay packers
nine five
one
Nah, cuz that's a fucking plus 2 and any other stream
You wanna save?
I'm going to go.
See if I can do that.
I don't have a good spawn.
Too long.
I'm going to go.
My mic is pissed me off
Like it sounds like a helicopter
Right side right side
and
I can't really super underrated.
Swag.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
right? Double box?
Did I didn't come or did I just make that up?
Nice. I didn't think I'm one CT.
I'm a good one.
Was I holding my mic?
Nice.
God, what a rush, huh?
I saw you grieving squeaks in the fog, guys.
Did my eye completely changed my tune?
when it comes to stream site then. If you stream site me, I think I wish you have a
wonderful wonderful fucking time for like as thanks for supporting the stream.
Seriously.
Oh, Tommy, Tommy!
Yeah, yeah, I am sorry. I got caught.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, surely we didn't run past him cat, right?
I'm going to blast that.
Nice.
Alright, that's my vocal stim for the day.
Oh my god, a cobblman?
I'm just bathing.
The cobblman's down.
Wait, cobblman's a thing.
You have pretty good peace sponsor.
I'm down to take it.
I'm not going cat, I'm faking me.
Back site.
one door, two door
nice moat
I got tunnels
No.
No.
No.
Backyard.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Has anyone brought up what happened in Kabul, Montenegro?
I don't think he cares.
What?
God, I'm not, I care.
I'm not so, I care.
The NLS.
Thank you for the tier 2 man.
Appreciate it.
You can control feed.
Don't lie, I care, I care.
Oh my god thank God for you dude once elevator
to
take close
and I fell off
ct ct
the
no one has played car all game y'all avoid it one time you've gone long and this time like
So many
Lipses suck you sound like chat G.C.D.
What is that?
He's mad you molyed car by the way.
What the fuck? What a new bet.
We've mulled that shit like every time I'm
These placement matches um it's hard to get a good fair game
I'm down. I'll flash you guys up
I got a smoke for the cross. Oh, you got to eat it.
Oh, he's on jump up.
Fuck. Oh my god.
I'm actually, here's the thing. We got counter-strike streamers here, right?
I'm trying to get good at this game. I'm officially saying it.
I'm trying. I bought an orders in Mousepad. I've been playing with this.
In mousepad, I've been playing face-it.
I want to get to a face-it-level time soon.
That looks like cheats.
What a game.
14 games to their house.
No, that's insane. That's it.
Dude, it sounds like you got a helicopter in the background.
I don't have fucking 14 games this season.
Don't worry about me, bro. I've lived in a lot.
Wait, how many wins do you need?
Four more.
Oh shit.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Vashes long.
I don't be jealous of their helicopter, I don't know if this is drama or like drama
baiting, but I'm just kind of fucking say it, if I was Taylor Swift, I'd fly all over
the place with the private plane, dude, I'm telling you, instead of driving, I would get
I'm not fucking private chat for no reason.
What the hell?
He can't do it.
What are you doing?
Excuse me.
What the actual food?
I see, I thought I threw one.
I thought I threw one.
Why jump down because they're bad
Yeah, they're actually just so bad. I'm going to know I'd point a laser pointer at your pilot's eye
What dude you guys wouldn't play private like give me a fucking break. Come on
Oh, one suicide
Did he get something like he hit me?
There you go like that
You two back ones one HP one
Too back yard it
This is crosshair
and
it hasn't arrived yet
to rise soon however
the judge of I know you're not going to believe me I used to be a little bit of a
public star back in the day
all right
in counter strike source you have to believe me here yes he is
I have what it takes to go again.
I'm about to get fucking purple lights on in my room.
Lower my the shit.
Look at this low.
Listen, I like Kendrick Lamar and stream.
That's how you gotta do that.
I'm telling you.
That's how you got to be a pub star.
You can't like this is like two like I look like I can be in like a fucking commercial.
Like this is two.
Hi, welcome!
Progressive car insurance, like come on.
One's top mid.
One's lower.
One's in window?
What the fuck, who's playing B?
I'm coming up, there's CT.
Mine is one sponsor, wait, this progressive sponsor's streamers?
Oh, wait, they do.
Well, Ben, I fucking love them, and business email in my Twitter bio.
Excuse me, it's a team on Twitter.
I am four sale by the way. Thank you cleric cats. You think flow
watches my stream?
Can you need progressives for his private plan?
I'm saving. Yeah, I'm gonna save.
I can drive. I should drive the work every day.
to
the
y
the
right Tom Clancy Spenisho
yet as that was crazy that didn't kill him
the way you got two four cases in a row you're shooting
they're the mullie car reporting
long. DJ Clancy Splinter Cell be like he's sneaking up to every streamer during
IRL streams to collab. DJ Clancy be like, I'm gonna fix Twitch. Here's a podcast.
I'm so blind. Oh, they're hurt. They went through my mullet nice.
It's fucking beautiful you double long and one taught in it's though
You're gonna be out of a job if you talk shit to DJ Clancy why he's a streamer. I never talk shit to a CEO
the
criminal safest
Inside oh, no, we're gonna lose this play the bomb. I fucked that up so bad. You know some behind them
No, your friend is up cat
Yeah
Why don't they just play the bomb?
No, no, no, no
Thank God
We're doing it.
Crazy.
Wake up my life.
Brett Farve got us.
What do we the green Bay Packers?
Seriously, what the hell?
Anyone else excited for the Avengers?
God damn, they brought Robert Downey Jr. back.
Family guy be like Peta?
one of one door making the co-working friendly stream by the way this is what I'm going to do
Yeah, looks like a lot of camera's getting
I'm going to die.
I'm going to die.
I'm not going to die.
What's that car?
Nice.
to be in large.
Thank gracious.
I haven't physically contingent so long, streaks.
Pay that?
What?
Yo, what is this plus two minus two BS?
Basically, what happened was there was a stream, a germus stream, and the chatters
start watching Northern Lion and the Yadayada, everything is a bit.
Everything is a bit.
Dumbster.
Dumbster dead.
Oh, never mind.
How do you feel back? He's one HP.
He didn't fall back! Why was he not?
Come on. How did he not did?
What the fuck?
Well, we did an artillery strike, AC-133, a mall top director, and he's standing there.
What if he fucking Indian a drone where he hides in the oven and then survives a nuclear blast?
I don't understand.
It was a refrigerator.
Bro, you just admitted you lost the new Indian ajoins.
I've got so fucking embarrassed saying.
Get out of my cello.
Walk, cack, cack, cack, cack.
That shit isn't new.
Oh my god, that came out 15 years ago.
Wait, the one who had shot a booth?
Oh my fucking god.
Dude, I feel like Harrison Ford was over after Indiana Jones 2,
where they made India haunted house.
He made so many more after?
There's an even newer one
Brand score brand S corporation. Does he know it's B?
This guy I like them
I was just going to run it and he's like fuck this.
Old tab.
All right.
Why can't wait?
Are we buying?
I'm going to save once we can do a full buy next everybody.
and
sure
to the sea hawks see them telling you normal people are coming out because of the bits of change
no longer dot the sound like a mark marker whatever
I'm gonna die.
Spawn spawn.
Oh shit.
Like if you know what I mean?
Sure, did that shit. That's not
God do what has family guy
Peter
Brian yo do gloom's thank you
That was him what's like I did remember I watched Rick and Morty in college and I liked it
What's like the equivalent of that now?
Like is there a show another one
the
Squeezier stream is like the office of Twitch.
That's fucking rude.
Yeah, like I can fucking carry the show like Jim.
Oh, by the way, one and two.
I need two more wins.
Holy shit, I'm actually doing it.
Wow! Wow!
You're like Michael Scott and you're probably like 30.
I got fucking, that's what you, you're like, what the fuck?
Hey, I'm younger than you!
I thought I love how everyone just bands unknow this.
Oh, yeah, let's band dust too, I'm down.
Hey, Patty Kicks.
Pat, can I sell some of the skins that you gifted me?
You would you notice?
But M4A4 that I have, I think it's yours, but it's like 150 dollars.
a lot. I want to buy an M4 A1S, can we play? No, no, no, they have 100% win rate! Someone!
Anybody!
This moment, Donnie, covering her right. No.
I can't even take them back because your inventory is private.
Oh, then you wouldn't know.
Then you wouldn't even know.
Now I'm actually whole.
I see myself slipping into the skin's thing, but I don't know who to ask, like where to go to like
get skins, because everyone's fucking sponsored, like I'm going to promote their own fucking
fishing websites.
the
way of a judge or you sponsored or are you to be like a visit to skin cell dot G.G.
use code to go and you get 10% money for your roles.
I should just have like a
I can also just have like a trade link in the chat and then I'll just like like be like
This is my birthday
Stick to the steam market
Ask only pixel
like I'll ask my friends who have skins like eight and longners and they'll just be like dude
just buy them on steam
the
You can thank you
CS floats is what most people use. Okay. Here we go fucking hashtag. I see right through it
Hello
Yo, you guys want to contact me
Yeah, I think you mess in wall or they're cheating
I'm gonna be dead.
Chating.
I'm gonna be dead.
That's walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, contact.
Go.
You're gonna have a Ben Ben Ben Ben.
I can't! I can't!
There's a battery at 13 now. No, no, no. Oh my god, this guy's Mario.
Very cool.
and
you guys want to see a shot you don't see every day
what
okay
there you go
and just like that
Oh my god, I love this crosshair.
I want a nest amiibo.
Haha, man.
What the fuck does he even mean, man?
I want a nest amiibo.
The fucking nerdyest lobby ever.
I'm gonna go underpass.
I
Give him a nest a mebo. I don't have a mebo's. I got rid of all my toys
Once-up cat
the
wind of the
one of
the
I'm gonna go B-Halls.
I'm gonna just one guy
flashing out
Thank you
Just clearing side
Down
Down
someone got a window smoke
I do but it's not ready to make it
uh... can one of you guys smoke window
i'll smoke connector
i want you to try you got to
uh... i don't care about some
wait
wait wait wait
I don't know one, just the case.
Let's go.
Cat, Cat, Cat, Cat, Cat, Cat.
Run, what's it, Cat?
No?
Oh, good shot.
Window, window missed.
Is that...
Bunch of cat.
It's two of them maybe then.
Let's go up.
What was that?
Finch.
I can't market my kids up.
I'm a lumber.
Why don't those kills?
I can be a star.
What's the oldest age of a family member who's bought you Mario memorabilia?
Brother, nobody in my family bought me Mario memorabilia.
Like I got an intendo 64 when I was in when I was a kid from toys or us it's the one I still stream off of
That shit is crazy
I'm out a
They say alive
We're in now.
You come here?
Let's go.
Found out.
I
See me no see me on right side
It's just something nice
Sweats lower your sensitivity will be you will do better you are a new
Never talk about a man's sensitivity.
You can talk about my fucking hairline all you want.
Oh, we don't have those smokes.
Munker.
What? What? What? What?
time to be a hero this is where time to shine
I got to be thick
two dead be
F**k you!
I don't know if you're aanebot, brother, I'm not aanebot, oh my god, oops, I'm not aanebot
I'm not going to die.
It's completely quiet.
We come to the last move too.
Why not back?
Yeah, it's a nice same bunk.
I had one cat, one cat.
Last one, last one.
I hear the alarm.
One and a.
Underbalk.
Is that a ghost or a?
You have to go for it sometimes.
A player has an op, one jungle.
Last guy at A.
Go up, cat.
Pretty sure he's like that.
Let's go.
Let's go, do it.
Okay.
What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck?
What?
I thought she was weak.
Oh my god, I didn't cut the up.
Sorry.
There, there, there, there, there right away.
You saw him, does he know he saw him?
No.
I think I mean...
Everybody here is thank you for the command.
He's in a market, he's living there.
one kill is all it takes changing my sense again
guys i'm sorry to tell you there's an advertisement starting in one minute
this is a warning
don't worry, it'll be really quick, it'll be like 30 seconds, can you watch me?
I'm going to go to the end of the game.
Oh, God.
I got this before on the other side of the mission.
Ow.
long streams and I
Only hears this he hears this he hears this
What is that what is that I'm so glad there's an ad running right now, actually
Wait, there is it?
Is this the guy that killed me?
This guy is zero kills.
This guy is zero kills.
Hey, how much is Twitch turban?
just twitch turbo. I think I hit the CD before. I decide before. They come on.
Nice. Yes, it is. We call it. Well, the dollars. I hear the guys moving it beside.
Austin City is 2.04 at 800 DPI.
the
last
time
one
one ct, hurt, I use four latine, here's the thing though, I've had a fury for
high-sense for a long time, I think high-sense is the new wave
I was taking a massive, uh,
a massive break in the bathroom, and I was watching a counter strike beginners video.
And it was like, you want to make sure you have a low sense as low as you can
possibly go, and I thought it was such a bad advice.
No, all of the news, all they do is copy the best player and they don't develop their
own fucking habits.
Stay consistent.
I'm telling you, that's not the way.
Gobert, thank you.
Anyway, I just bought an artisan mouse, $80.
Oh yeah. Oh, it's a free kill for me.
Noob.
by the way why they're not commenting
I should stop getting like greedy as fuck
I could get more than one kill I'm just kind of playing brain dad because I'm
I'm chit chatting with the chat chat. Did he participate in the shine tournament at all?
Wait, what is that?
the
the
one
one
it's hard sometimes for me
it's hard
5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
They drop bomb.
Bring bomb B through holes.
Did you shovel snow today?
No.
I'm so proud of a bench, I got a mirror, I'm such a jackass, I
nice.
You ladies.
I want to change my name.
Give me another good name.
Big pop was a great suggestion.
What's like a cool.
to
the
half of the
half of the mayor is so funny
such a good countershot man
half of the mayor is so fucking good
one day
You want to go fast. What do you know I can smoke whatever I can do
I'll be jungle chair chair. We also know C.
God would do a city. I would try my best, but yeah
Yeah, all the time ready
Yeah, that's almost mug. Oh, no.
Oh, who's fucking, how do you miss CT?
Wait, did I, was I supposed to smoke CT or jungle?
one jungle
what's that says
oh my god they're actually fucking
alright so my smoke is good that's a piece of the man
Fuck guys walking.
I'm not good.
It worked.
Yeah, believe me.
Not my mob handle.
I don't want all the inferno.
How are your placements going?
Or are the placements going for you?
Like, I don't know.
Here's the plan you're on before, but I'd like to point it further.
my grandpa's smoke jungle back in non what does that mean? I'm a four formad
That.
Nice.
It's so hard to headshot when people aren't looking at you.
Moon Moon sub-detected.
Mods.
Remove them.
I mean, when is you have, I need two more, one in palace palace palace palace palace
like that's being hoops I've been watching a lot of blast
we win this am I dumb why take the Nova at that distance
uh... just uh... you know, just a flex
but you're not done
never call yourself dumb
i didn't think they would have uh... i think i forgot they would force
hello, i found you guys
we think of the blast bounty finals i'm so fucking happy vitality loss
I love you.
And I'm so happy that James team won.
Like, less fucking go.
Like, finally, some like drama.
I love that shit.
Vitality wasn't even there.
I know they didn't make it to the finals.
They got eliminated.
You're right. I'm falling underpass.
Oh, one underpass.
I want fishing me.
They plan for.
My is late.
True, baby, absolutely.
Get your deck in.
Okay.
One.
Let's get the flashlight.
We're down there.
Pops.
Point away.
All right.
It's all the time.
We got it.
We got it.
We got it, man.
Fuck, why do you think cat?
Cat, cat, cat, cat.
What?
What?
Meow, meow, meow.
Who's saving?
I guess so.
So rush somewhere.
I'm going to go connect there.
Yes.
Please, you are such a bad person.
Good. I am. I know.
I'm an evil villain.
I don't want to be seen as a good person.
I'm evil. I'm sick. I'm twisted.
I'm gonna turn around.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, I'll go the night.
Back to the day.
Yeah.
Hold on.
I need to come back.
I need to come back.
Fuck.
Just one stone in.
Fuck my shrimp and shut life
You know guys, this all this five guys there is no form yours
Sorry
All this guys are the full stack
Is this guy not from yours?
They're killing in our lobby. Their max ping must be so old like
Yeah, it's hooked
What is that smoke? Yucky
How was that man with a shot last guy a bomb down mid
good. GGGGGGG if we lose this, I will get one.
Fuck off me.
Thumbs up for the chat.
That's my first.
That's fucking gone. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
God let's fucking go it's too easy to fucking check if your thumbs up
I'm about this ready
Oh God holy shit
No, it was fake
It was fake
like I just folded my thumb in. It was fake. It was just a prank.
Dexu Sue, thank you for the four months. There's a camera, you got pranked.
I was worried about you. Wait, I was actually worried about you. Seriously, never do that again.
and oh my god.
But I scare away the chatter that was like,
why is he streaming so late?
He's gonna get burnt out.
What happened to him?
Ah, what happened to him?
I'm actually worried, please be in the garage.
Oh my god, I wanna play nukes so bad.
They're gonna be so pissed.
They are about to be so fucking pissed.
the
holy shit
how do people hate on nukes they just want to play with their comfortable playing
there we go
oh my god wait
See ya!
All right.
Hello?
You?
What's up?
What's your name?
I'm gonna go out squeaky.
All right, I'll follow.
What's up with you?
Oh, good evening. Nice. One more outside.
One heaven.
Yes, yes, yes, do this guy knows. Oh he knows.
That's right, that's right, I'm lucky.
Oh, man, I'm not gonna...
Brok, thank you, open site, thank you.
Why does Squeeze always get mad when he dies first?
Did I get mad that round?
That was a mad.
I gotta trade it.
You're mad, I'm not mad.
Mad, thank you for the sub.
But thank you.
Yes, yes.
One ramp.
Why are you encoded by mode? It's not helping you as much as you think you've fixed wet at squeaks.
I'm not in color blind mode. I've got some bad news for you, man. You just might be colorblind.
Oh, do you think it's in color blind mode because the HUD is purple?
Can I at you really quick and say you're a fucking idiot?
Sorry, now I'm just gonna need to see my gun ice guy. I don't want to I don't want to say you
He's a good guy. I'm sure he's just having a he's just having a tough day
I
Don't wise no one I can't hear you you're Mike's not working
Why's no one's talking
I think discord together. Let me out to join their discord.
Nice.
They all end their discord together. He gave him the P.K.
So, I'm gonna be involved.
Oh
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
Stubble.
Stubble.
please
nice round guys
they're on phase time
they're all phased timing, they're girls, friends pretending like they're paying attention while playing Counter Strike
Ah, ah, no way, you're kidding
oh, cool, cool, flash me, no, not you.
Babe I know not I know I'm talking no you have to believe me
there we go touch down
I'm dead.
Red dead.
Red dead.
Red dead.
It's easy. Believe in true love.
Um, not until I met my wife.
No.
I don't know if I can do that.
Yeah, of course I do.
Oh my bad, mini hurt.
What if she's oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Higher. Higher!
Sweet. You think a streamer and a viewer can fall in love? No.
You got no chance. Sorry. Taken. Sorry.
What doesn't watch this stream? No.
I'm done.
I'm gonna smoke hell. Let's go lower.
watch this
See you see you see you see you see you see you
Anyone want an op
All right, oh, it's too lit. I'm sorry. It's better off this way
Are you ever scared of radicalizing your viewer base dude if anything I feel like you guys are
the main characters and I'm being radicalized by the chat. Like, do you know how much
pandering I do? It's completely changed my day to day. I'm fucking all my walk listening
to Vaughn Dutch, probably XCX and I start, you know, I fucking like this shit, man. It's actually
good. I don't know how to shit until I start streaming. Why are you two years behind? It's called
being in your 30's. But that's why I need you to keep me
keep me with it. I'm not gonna try. I'm not gonna be like, you know,
one of those something 30 year olds with like, who tries too hard, all right?
I don't want to be like, you know, I don't want to show up one day with like a necktap
to.
There's a lot of way to try it. No, love it's young.
Love it is the young and spirit.
Don't talk shit about my boy, buddy.
Thank you, sir, wild card.
the
weeks trying to be an L
and L has a finger on the pulse I feel like an L is more up to date than I am
like I don't know what the new
I don't know what people are posting
steely Dan is not up to date
I'm lit.
One outside.
garage. I'm smoking mini.
I have one. I'd be going heaven.
One mini.
the
if it's a rate of
the
and
actually a pretty bad spot I should have gone like lobby or something
thank you thank you thank you thank you
I pretty god of a David Lynch era brother I have had a David Lynch era I took one film
class in college okay I went already through all that shit
Now let me tell you best movie of all time. Jack asked too.
Oh, one more mini-instead.
Dude, I like it as sky's nice. Someone give me a...
Karen, but...
I can't see me, it's kind of shake actually as new viewers like that.
Be too bratty.
I would be the only one I play Mario 64 and I would say I can give you shadow daggers, oh
no thanks.
I think you should probably throw those away.
I think I care a bit though, if you want to sell
I can give you a headache
Nice, good round guys. I can too
I'm gonna go to the track on the spot, I'm gonna spend the whole day watching your
You're watching YouTube to distract me from the pain. Best of luck buddy, but you're gonna be fine
What time you're gonna get it done? Two thirty
Ba
No, um, you'll be all right
Oh my god, I want his, I want him dead.
Hell.
I'm going with bomb. I'm flying back.
I almost fucked that up to hit that, what's all that?
Guys, I'm gonna take a ramp together. I'm gonna walk.
Backside.
That's a bad dude.
That's my fault.
I
My god
What the fuck?
I crit thanks to the prime
For more what do you want mobile?
I figured it by
Almost every time I should do you pay for view bots dude. I paid a lot. I went to
The bot's websites when they posted in my chat. They said want to be famous and then they like link so I pay a
Fuck time for these robots actually
Fuck time like I shit on
If I show you the graph, it's pretty clear proof
I'm bringing bomb.
Funny for many.
So sorry for many.
the
minus two K view box in less than a second by the way I was
I am she's coming over
I
knew this you have to wait and see tell your friends please
the
one of the
one of the
one of the
one of the
game she really did lose off.
Damn.
Into a squeak stream, that's a rough dude.
Holy.
I'm gonna play hell here.
Okay.
Is that...
What the fuck?
I
Nice
Right
Ramblast
I'm gonna tap it.
Oh, I told all my friends now, uh...
They're adding cash by the way.
Soon. I just got...
I'm just got to...
I just got a little update.
Very soon. Very soon.
Yeah, cash Patel not cash the map. They're adding cash to
Counter-shrek. He's gonna like give you the briefings.
All right, everybody today it's five versus five.
Kaka. Oh, there's a
outside
Near red
I have a bad feeling about this kind of like a hand solo moment.
and
all you got this
while
I'm ruining the vibes aren't I
fuck my stupid child life
One radio room
Better amp
Why you mad bro? I love that song
did I don't want to be called a chungus that's fat bugs bunny I don't want to be a fat
bugs bunny oh I can drop one if we need
in.
Shud is trendy.
All right, time to get a fucking highlight, baby.
I'm going to die out.
It's too stuff.
Lower.
One in.
Oh.
One through secret.
Yeah, this is awesome.
I'm going to take you to grow out your mousache.
God gave me a really fucked up joke, where he's like, I'm going to make hair and
not grow over his temples, but hair on his face will grow in like two days.
Here's a funny one, barbecoming here, you're going to want to see this guy.
We're gonna make him go balding around 25, but here's the catch
Everywhere else on his body
Hergrove really quick
Nice job dude
I love when people play aggressive in fact
two ramp one of them's hurt
I started balding at 18, that's fine, let me tell you, you probably look great
chat out to the ball dings
he's really tagged up
feels okay man
Speaking of throw, I don't want the stream to ever end. All good things must come to an end.
There they are.
I'm fine.
That's round guys.
Up in my hands, I repeat.
You think your stream is good? I think it's the best stream on Twitch actually.
What do you mean?
Oh, he hates you.
That's not it.
Bro, the content today, Primo.
Hi, Squeaks up, Reddit.
Lobby a bunch
How he threw out the road
Why why? I thought I had a guy mini
Oh yeah I'm saving the crown so you can full buy together
of
off
moment on telling you when my op is on it's fucking it's straight up it's straight up flames
you what
abstract pants
Two lobby.
Two two two out. Oh my god. Why? Why? Oh yes. Nice. Good save yes.
That's not good.
All right, then we're almost done.
That's kind of crazy.
Yeah, they're so bad.
We win this.
Two.
Just kidding.
Two.
I can't do the voice anymore.
I had to hurt my throat.
I'm gonna go along with a secret from the underground.
I've been having throat coach recently.
I sound disgusting and I'm sorry.
But that's what the T is called.
I'm gonna go ram.
I'm gonna go ram.
One more ram. Two more ram.
around. That was fucking awesome.
Six cave viewers, the industry plant is growing.
I like one of those guys that's like a stream connoisseur.
because I'm with you like listen I watch right now back in the day I'm not I'm
not the enemy here like I'm talking about the hearts on days I'm talking
about you know rectible playing Pokemon days Pokemon go listen I'm I'm also in my
30's
You are
Did you wreck one's fire hairline shut the fuck up here? Holy shit fucking you
Oh no, I think you have the deal on.
Hello live stream fails, subreddit.
I believe we should be superstars.
They're crossing the secret.
Onbound.
Oh, one out single.
I had a time with this guy too, that's so sad.
Nice, G-Jews.
Nice work, man.
One more!
Hey, I got the challenge!
Sorry.
That's not too bad. That's like easy. I can get 20k
Last year you guys don't know this, but last season I got ranked into 12k solo queue grinded to 21k
How insane is that
That means this year I can get to 30k
Easily
It's actually fucking, I've been playing good.
That's the fucked up part.
It's really hard to solo queue.
Oh, change your steam name. Oh my god. Now begins the steam name of happily married.
How I begin. That's a good fucking steam name, man. That's a really good steam name.
You need to demand your strats more?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
The trick is you don't let your team tilt no matter what.
If they're the type to listen to strats, then I'll go for it.
But if they're not, I'm not going to like force it.
I mean, I could just, like, I could play with someone who I can rely on, like I do
Well, but who's a good duo for me. Not a lot of weight data. Oh my god, I would never snow fence
Killin' John
Tarric, no, I'll probably someone a little bit better.
I like solo killing. It's good to make friends. We got Goblin, Fire in the Hole, Reath, and Squash.
Do a random viewer try out stream?
What?
What's up?
Oh my god, he just broke the fucking sacred knot.
Hello, what's up?
I'm good, how are you?
I just answered.
Oh sorry, I'll meet you for the rest of the game.
So what is the enemy's blue profile?
How's your aim so good there we go?
Two top men.
Watch your cat.
Yeah, on it.
Nice.
One year CT.
Dead, dead, dead, thousand.
Nice round.
That was so fucking good.
I was using double your ring. I thought you guys were peered. No, Nathan's a gamer. I'm not, I'm not trying to compete with anybody.
He's way better. I'm okay with anything.
If that means, if that means a lot, then yeah. I think you don't want to be better than a streamer, though.
Like please streamers fucking suck, right?
XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
I want them to hear me, because I want to fucking pwn them.
Oh, he baited his teammate and then died. That's so sad.
I don't know why they let me get away with that.
Yeah, they just wanted to get across the map.
Let's show it.
Yeah, sometimes you game be all the time, not a lot.
you're dead awesome the same level as rocks yeah I know yeah that's the
Alright
Movement
That's a go-
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
I had to go for it.
I had to, I had to.
I'm gonna save.
Do you want to be seven or nine?
I'm glad to find it.
I'm good, I'm good.
top mid-one
this will connect their watcher cat
one's cat
I think I'll be there.
One trip ban.
One close window and one site.
Site tagged.
Oh it's so visible.
It's actually fucking visible.
Never
Run away
It'd be nice. I don't know if it will hit on you that much the technical decoy is a perfectly vowed role in Counter Strike
Spun your bob me boy
I should stop securing people
What's tomorrow?
Do you know I'm nervous for tomorrow?
no molly i'm actually gonna bait my entire team from now on
3 a.m.
around. Four or four.
Come on. On the loan. How how are we dying? Make the one guy? We have four A.
You're saving your dad?
one guy
no, I don't think slurs are likely
we're going against chud, maxing, hoon, master, that's a pretty good name as well
mid's quiet
oh my god, me
I'm not sure if I can do that.
I'm not sure if I can do that.
One truck.
Hi.
I
I
I
I
I
Oh
Oh
Oh
Shudson or chunkestotter
Shungist auto easily. You don't want a chud son.
You'd say, now we win.
I'm mulling a ramp early.
Okay?
Let me know if you want me to flash you mid.
I can flash twice if you're peeking.
flashing mid
why are they peeking mid man
it's so annoying
That's right.
That's right.
Man!
We just can't die mid!
I can play mid this round. I just give it up. We need to pick up cat or anything
Just give it up play sites two and be three in a
the
mid-watcher connector
latter
ladder hurt two cat two cat one of them's one hp
Nice nice good shit
See how we win nice what the shot
Good shit
Can I get a drop
What you want just now for anyone else?
Thank you
Same thing as just don't peek mad we win.
JCBI, thank you for the prime.
I don't want to put my face as my steam profile because what if people make fun of me?
I can't deal with this. He's gonna peek mad you're gonna die.
I'm gonna use the gun.
I'm gonna use the gun.
We saw that bomb.
If we're sure you're hang out for someone to hang shit.
How smoke-bitting, careful.
one dead cat
I
I can't I play back I'm so hungry
hungry for action
let's go with the man
I just ran
30k incoming. I'm starting 16667. I just have to double my rank.
How do you feel like nine smokes per rampals that?
Be halls?
Watch your underpass.
Why is he pushing me?
I can't deal with this shit dude.
Going underpass.
So fucking annoying.
I'm not going to be careful with the general.
One con.
I'm playing for the one.
Two con.
Nothing, another two.
I found another.
the
no
no
no
I got banned from Ludwig's Trapper saying give up
there you go man
it's your dick
it's your dick
it's your dick
no no no is he gonna peek mid
The halls one
Mid Cap?
I don't know if you're smoked out, I'm one HP, fuck that.
Yeah, one more, one more cat.
to
two
two
window window
to my god, I'm sorry for yelling at you
Yeah, no one calmed it.
I got a dog.
What do you want?
I don't.
X-Wan, thank you for the sub.
what is this guy sound like squeaks? I am squeaks
The house is a little different.
Let's take care of the house.
We have to have to.
Let's take care of the house.
Okay, you just, it's big.
One more time.
One more time.
inside.
Inside.
Finding.
Default.
Good.
I have a little tail.
Nice.
No, I'm squeaks. No, I'm squeaks. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Isn't there one inside?
Oh, that's nice. Good fucking re-trap. Holy shit.
I got the wood I heard was in drumming up on down.
Thunder, they were something three months into bands.
Is this a bad time to tell you I'll be gone?
Thursday through Sunday.
Yes, what the fuck?
That's half of us.
You want to contact me?
Shit.
Kind of on a face segment with a retard from being real Jesus.
Okay.
I disovaled the slur usage and I am proud to say
I'll be using chat for love
Okay
two mid-two mid-two mid-two mid
they could go under.
they start running now.
window.
2nd up.
3 more.
Yeah!
YEEEEEE!
And then they went back into the window to locate and to market with one of them.
Shh!
They didn't try to keep that 100 or even 500.
They're big news.
Squee!
I gotta go!
All right.
Yum! I'm gonna beat Stip Rose.
Rose passed cooking. He's broiling.
I didn't want that. Connect there.
One jungle. Cat? I'm one HP. I'm coming all the way around. Oh shit. What's it plan
Therefore, see, do you see me?
I'm sorry.
If I were going to say, I'd say to you, you give me.
You're in back for some time.
Not time
Hey job
Yeah, alright
Not bad
I'll smoke a window
These guys are mad.
I'm going Palace.
Be for sure as in here as a name.
L-O-L.
3A, I last 3A, we should just bomb me here.
Bro, you got a bird or what, what is that?
You got the re-birds?
They took the right now.
They're tilted.
I didn't think he's got it that can't be been all day
Blashing over
I
Oh, out window.
Nice, my fault there. I got the timing.
I was like walk peeking and then he was standing right next to window. It's my bad.
I can drop you.
Have you made any real friends off of Counter Strike?
dude actually. I met Londers in matchmaking before he was a castor and before I
streamed and we played a bunch and Nathan through Counter Shredd.
I'm sorry.
Is that dead?
Is there a dead?
Last head, man.
I think can't believe we repeat.
Yeah, we like stop looking at it.
I couldn't believe it.
I'm very happy with this rank, bro.
No real ones, remember?
Last time I got 12,000.
Can you believe that?
12,000.
Like, everyone I get improved.
This is like easy to grind.
So like, I can go 12k to 20k.
Okay, there's no reason I can't go fucking bananas
Very close
I'm hope core over a counter strike. Yeah, I really think I can go. I mean, my focus is level 10
Oh, bomb down
That's insane.
I got pink eye from watching speed too much.
Osmok window does anyone know the connector smoke?
Anyone know a window smoke?
Yeah, that's what we know.
Okay, Osmok connector.
Let's try to split B.
Three go B halls to go mid.
Oh my god.
I'll go be halls.
He's up now under. He's up. He's up.
Nice. Give me one of your smokes. Fire. Can you give me your smoke?
Go up, cat. Go, cat.
I'll report some of that off here.
Nice work, we're up.
Last guy, kitchen.
Good you guys.
Yeah, I smoked off window.
Uh, let's fucking go, dude.
And just like that, 17k.
Just like that.
That was fucking great.
Yeah, I learned some smokes.
I'm telling you, I'm genuinely trying to get good.
So ranks reset.
All right, we go again.
We go again.
I know every smoke.
Hawke and Legos, thank you.
Change your steam name.
I'll do it tomorrow.
Would you place yes with Clint?
Clint doesn't want to play, doesn't like counter-shake.
Civil, thank you for the prime.
I'll play with Dylan Ton.
Well, Ranks do pros usually have. Well, pros typically are like 25 plus K but ultimately they play
face it. Like that's the lunar series one. Like they're all face it level 10.
What's the stream tomorrow? Super Mario 64 into probably Rocket League or
Mario. I'm sorry, or counter strike. Fucking love playing Mario. It's a joy.
I got a 52-minute time.
I'm down to Ben Mirage.
But if they're gonna pick Dust 2, come on, man.
Good luck, guys.
a new-bister ancient that's what we're gonna end it on something new
Preston play his Minecraft a
No, there's okay, wait a second
All right new map
Do people like it?
I think about the new Yoshi designed for the movie. I want to make a 20 minute YouTube video describing why it's wrong.
Hey, what the hell is going on guys? I can't believe Nintendo swilled it again.
When the hell did Nintendo stop making fuckable characters?
What the hell man has woke on too far?
What gender?
What gender?
Hello?
You're...
How do I...
Who's playing mid?
Yo mama?
Hey, come on.
I'm some respect.
You like that.
I'll play me.
Where'd he go?
Go in here, go in.
Shut up.
It's only flash, but no.
Go in there, go in there.
Oh, what the fuck?
I'll end B.
I'm the ab here.
Planning B.
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
She's
Thank you
That's like dancing around
When do I peek? When do I go? When do I go? What's the timing they can come from? This is called e-box? What's that room called?
box.
No.
No.
No.
No.
I'm sorry.
What made you?
I'm gonna re-smoke this by the way. Oh, one's on top, he's peeking over. Two outside B.
Inside. Oh, I'm sorry, three, four, all five, all five.
I thought I actually fucking screwed the problem is I saw all five fully committed to a spray and
Just sprayed right down the middle into like nobody I did like a lot of damage, but not worth
We're in double save anyway, let's go
you want to go, man?
I'll go, man.
Good afternoon.
Did my don't go through? Oh my god, I'm so fucking sorry.
This game is so much for fun to watch when the people in your team swing with you,
trade out and mostly swing out with you, flirts. Oh, thank you.
Could be B. Yeah.
I got ND and V&B.
Not committed actually.
One can be a site.
I'll see anyone be.
Eh, eh, a question, a question.
One more in a site.
Last guy.
I say it all go down.
Access Valor, thank you.
You pressed him? Wait, what do you say it?
I believe Seth will.
Bad words, I'll meet him.
We should see what the kind of guy would have an upside down pineapple tattoo.
Isn't that mean you're like a swinger?
Is that real? Or is that just like what people on TikTok say?
like is that actually a thing
watch your asad
Oh man
It's a bomb one e-boss
Pushed up you ready
Oh one more
No, I'm not a swinger.
Cap? I'm not capping.
the
cap as fuck I'm not capping as fuck I'm being uh, for real and I'm not gonna lie
and what the fuck am I here for? you're not a swinger?
what the fuck what the fuck?
I don't know if I can talk.
No one is swinging, I do is swinging mid.
Mine is too.
Hey, fuck you buddy, that's a good one, plus two.
Throw me a bone here.
The police have been watching the pit.
Sadly not.
I don't know about this.
I can't watch shows like that because I'm so sensitive to gore.
Like it actually makes me feel queasy.
Nice traveling.
As he plays this, this is not.
This is not gore.
like the pit is like, I don't like surgery and something about it.
As went out.
Fula.
Screases are like erect penises.
Wait, why did I read that?
Outside be one
footsteps
Watch this if he's right here, he's gonna peek
Yeah, I prefer penis is to be flustered
It's actually so fucking newbie that I don't flash. One more, one more.
Like I have the utility, I'm just running it to his crosshair.
I'm not sure if you're going to enjoy that.
This guy's lived.
It's got a 50.
A new, this.
Could I have a number 23?
A new, this.
It's Guana Academy.
I'll draw a good position and...
You wink. Thank you.
Permission to OGC in the map? Permission?
Grandad. Enjoy your time.
the
member back in the day like in 2000's comedy
there would be like funny
I don't know how to explain this besides
like there was funny
new to the
like an Adam Sandler movies that have like funny penis moments
I don't think there's penis comedy anymore
Yeah, he just probably has moved on to podcasts.
No, no, but it's not real.
It's we're living a semi lacrum because they're not doing penis
comedy.
They're saying like penis and giggling.
It's like why the whole joke isn't to explain penis.
The joke is to like randomly in an Adam Sandler movie,
like a penis showing up.
That's the joke.
I said I'm talking about penis.
It's like straight up fucking, it's, oh, not tell.
Podcasts are so lame.
It's all descriptors, like any fucking break.
We've lost the plot.
Where's last?
Oh, oh.
Nice thank God.
Bro just wants to see Dick and laugh precisely.
Ding ding, ding ding ding ding ding.
Superman, thank you to the Tier 1.
That's what you like to movie jackass.
It's so real, it's so raw, you laugh, and you feel disgust.
Jackass is a phenomenal movie, phenomenal.
Man, be as boring as fuck, dude.
Is he holding it?
in the
Yeah, I'm gonna ring like that's funny. There's such a thing as funny penis. There's nothing funny here
Be man done
I'm a
Bum
It's
This is my second time in stream
Is everyone normally this
Oh my god, I come
Is everyone normally this
Oh, no. Sorry. No, usually we're well behaved. Today we're having a little loosey do see
Everyone, let's class this place up. Sorry about the prolonged peanut stock. Can we talk about something?
Hmm. I don't know. It's sophisticated or something.
How's that be?
I'm not seeing enough movement
I'm not seeing enough movement
I'm not mid.
And I wanna watch that.
Yeah.
No.
No.
Come on.
Nice.
Oh, one in B.
Ah, come on.
Close close.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
We some watching in bed.
Oh.
Oh, uh, good night.
So...
My one thing of watching.
I'm not bad, it's just that they're coming mid, and I'm stuck anchoring B.
looking at a smoke.
They're like the one time I'm like sick of it.
And I want to go mid, he just walks out.
It's so sad actually.
The anchor should be for the bad player.
Make a play this round?
You know what? I just might.
What do I want?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck are you doing?
What the fuck is there?
What the fuck?
How's that B1?
Yep.
I'll see anything, man.
Let's push him, breach.
Two Mid-right at the Mid-right at the Mid-right at the Mid-right at the Mid-right at the Mid-right at the Mid-right at the Mid-right.
I'm leaving him purple.
I'm trying to find my red brother.
the
I'm putting on your peek. Good job. Wow, bla, bla, bla, bla, bla, bla, bla, bla, bla, bla.
See what I mean?
Good man, thank you. I like inferno. I can inferno if I have a good team.
team. Then we can just mull it down. He steps and just fucking destroy it.
That's how they bomb. I just wish they added more maps. They're like
change more stuff, why are they scared?
are they still up
what a go it
oh one mid with bomb why would you say they're still there I'm actually mad
That's why I heard it was mid.
Never trust anybody.
What map would you take out of the map pool?
Ancient.
No, I ancient's good.
I would take out, let me think, train is out.
That's a good play.
I would take out Mirage.
That's my hot take.
I'm pretty good.
What shall I follow you?
The plan?
We have bomb, we have bomb.
Yeah, me!
Sorry.
Oh, I'm in danger.
Wait, I'm in danger.
If I die, I can kill it.
Oh my god!
Munk of munk of munk of munk of munk of munk of munk of holy!
No, what's all here?
No, we're fine.
Where do you guys want to go?
Pretty good ASP on.
I'm not going to go, be it?
I've taken more than any changes, but so still needs to rest in to dark, snow, or something.
Dude, do you know how many complainers there would be?
Why the fuck it doesn't change anything?
Oh, please
Right side
to
you got to be kidding you have to be kidding me please please run run run run
run
three three there one of them's lit
I'm just playing dude.
I'm gonna be playing quick pro.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
I'm sure I'm in.
How much did I hit him for?
36 and 3.
Block my stupid and chungus.
Life and I'm a hungry.
I've not dinner. Oh my god, what a cue up again.
actually sad. Yep 300 FPS dude my computer. I wish I had more.
I play with sixty seven. What do you want like a
E machine? What do you want a gateway computer?
Are you playing on the Texas instruments?
All right now we buy and win.
Bro, what do you want a Kindle?
I played 1.6 on an E machine dude. I played on a gateway. That bad game was so fun.
Now that's a good ass game.
Squeezer sub-ethon money changes to you.
Played sub-ethon?
probably walking now if you think we should walk earlier
I'm just gonna like I'm gonna do my I'm gonna do me I'm sick and tired of going with my team
Yeah, I'm gonna do me.
I'm saving.
I'm gonna be for next time.
Why are you pepper-pain-sing? I'm gonna do me.
I'm not sure if you can come to you one minute.
There's one beam.
It spawned?
That wasn't the card.
I mean.
What is for Pakistan here? It's pushing the map.
I actually have a timer.
That's that'd be.
less eye
is insane he's so good
where I go for free kills
10 blitzarian off-beard
hell chill out man
what are that supposed to mean
what do heck
oh what's offing
oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
I
Love
You all
Oh, I'm hungry. I'm hungry for a kill. I dedicate this one to love
I mean I'm in
I mean be
One can now pushing you both
where's the bomb
Underneath.
Oh, of course.
and I did I lost that fifty fifty
I should have gone it I mean the chance is because bomb was so close to be
that's actually so sad
I'm gonna move. Yep, I hope you win. Yeah.
We win pushing on.
We won't need a useful thing.
What are you mad about that fucking chicken?
We won't be win pushing.
What are the chances he's standing right where I'm aiming right now?
Right here.
one
zero
close
once heard at a
is this one of all
could I get a compliment squeaks yeah hit that prime button
and I'll give you a thanks for subbing
appreciate that
What?
What?
Oh, Red Panda booth! They even the prom, I appreciate that.
Welcome.
Yo, frig...
Eid, dismal, they even the prom.
So we don't even think my sub. I missed it. I'm trying to pull nubes.
These guys suck at it like they smoke it and they're just like play behind that smoke. It's easy easy.
Let's see if what there you chose like I'm down to go though
Okay, hi here. What do you flat? Oh my god
and
that was like a throw on the insane
eight on your proud of me that said
y'all proud of you
there you go
I mean I don't know like what if you're evil like what if you're killer and then I'm saying I'm proud of you that's like reinforcing
Bad traits, no?
I'm a nice guy trust. Okay, then I'm proud of you.
We done
About to go sick of mode
One more on B
Let's see what happened
That
2v2 2v2
It's winnable
And we have bomb now
1v2
Oh god
Oh, no Lord have mercy. Oh
Good grief
Good grief. Oh, no. Oh yes
Hi, dude. Holy
I'm gonna start shooting and then I'm gonna start crying
I'm sure I'm gonna go.
That's round goes.
2-2-8, 2-8 for sure.
one being a slave
he's in trouble
let's go in trouble
nice pressed and good shits
He won that round.
That's weird.
Once it's spawned.
Oh my god, I just got a note that rent is due.
This is terrible news.
Stop jittering, it's giving me a headache.
Okay.
He's like close by the way.
on the pillar
a man entrance
a nice guy's been tried
i will run in like that
every fucking time
2v2.
I'm not watching that, bro.
Hi, Stubby.
Yes!
Jesus, mom.
Oh, it's locked in.
Yeah, I'm not having an amazing game, but at least I'm not like Intang, and I'm still smiling.
Friendly!
excuse me to work tomorrow good man just have barely do anything
oh we should go be then bomb bomb go be here give me bomb come in coming
literally thorn it in for real
I want to peek I know it's wrong
I
GDS
50-60 yard but 500 fucking points
Oh my god I'm back baby almost the 18k
the
budget carried
budget carried
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