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๐ NEW CHAPTER ๐ LIFE IS AMAZING ๐ DAY 1 ๐ NEW YEARS SOON ๐ GAMING ๐ DRAMA ๐ LIFE ๐ [twitter/insta stableronaldo] !snap !com !sub
12-28-2025 ยท 10h 19m
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Kill me.
Kill me.
Bravest with a mouse, bitch, I don't finish it
I'm the bravest with a mouse, bitch, some blackboard white rice bread
But he's headed like a Spanish
We were S.P.J. and he's a bull, but he says no, you man
Crap, you're like a fish, get the hell out of here
I was like, I don't say anything for a bit
I'm too fast, I don't know
I'm too smart, I don't know
I'm too smart, I don't know
Just a little pen on my phone
Red band then I'm old
Oh, there's a cop mode
That's what I'm telling my rainbow
As I see for the unblessed, it's been a whole million to borrow
Put in a pack to tomorrow, and we're gonna shop in tomorrow
Put in my fixin' up money, pop it off, shake up the lobby
Every time we do is a time limit, pull off, pull a time limit
That's the way they don't fall, I'm out of it
Wack it out, pain my parlor, any ills, no hunkers
Stoppin' and kill my pastin', she says it's not all I see
Deep bitch, I built her body, deep gut, it's hunkers' eyes
Spin through a lower mileage, stolen cars, no mileage
No mother game, they don't know about it
I miss indian's emotes!
Y'all gonna see it with a damn look of girl with a tan!
Squid was subbed, Alex was subbed, Capice was subbed,
And Joe was good, Akshore subbed, Love Rest was sus!
Metro was good!
Holy sucks, 1-3, Noah Jojo's red Khalifa,
David Tatch while chick!
Oh my god!
If you wanna sub, say me!
If you wanted something, meeeeee!
Yeah!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
CRACK BABY!
Hey, crack baby, bruh! Shut up, crack baby!
Yo, pause the music, DJ. Yo, crack baby, I already texted Silky.
We in New York City, next month!
I'm not bailing, I'm not bailing, I'm not bailing, I'm not bailing, I'm not bailing, I'm not bailing, I'm not bailing, I'm not bailing.
Crack baby!
Crack baby!
If Silky wants to bail, I don't give a fuck. I texted him.
I texted him. I put it on my chat's life. I'm going if Silky wants to bail cool
I'm going to New York City next month, and I'm not checking in with nobody nobody nobody nobody
Going rough and crack baby mean you go do a stream regardless
I saw a tiktok where you were defending me saying that's not even what I say
And then you said that I show my asshole to you
I don't know where everyone gets this interpretation that I show my asshole that is not me y'all
that is not me that is not me um good morning everybody how's everyone doing
man there's so many new subs man go when I tell you I miss seeing emotes like
look at this shit bro I did it I did ass is missing these emo dead ass like I
came back to streaming just to see emotes I swear I swear to God bro um
yo what's up Davey are what's up little what's up little V holy shit there's
So many new fucking subs man. What's up, man? It's a fucking new era
Hey
Hey
Hey
Yo Jake was good Rackham was good shawal was good Drayer OZ with three months K with three months
Rush with three months mattress with the six months was good
Oh five different pie and linear with the 20 gifted. I see bullshit in my chat. Hey
Hey, shout out Wendy, a fubber.
Yo, incognito with 26, Andrew, thank you.
Grim was sucked, 20 months was good.
Charm was good.
Stop putting this fucking dolphin in my chat, bruh.
Yo, echo of the 18 months.
Spears of the two months.
Omar with the sub, Brad with the sub.
Yo, there's so much love right now, but a stable.
Yo, it's been so long since I could read subs, bruh.
Yummy with the 16 months.
Yes, man, with the 26.
So fear with the eight months, it's good, JS,
it's good, Katana's was up.
Grab was good, red Schwartzie was good.
Ninja, with the nine months,
Ploxy with the four months, it's good.
Cole was up with the 19 months.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Appreciate all the subs, man, appreciate the five gift,
the BK, appreciate it so much.
Guys, guys, today is a new era.
Today,
Hey, where's mine?
Wait, I gotta do my version of this.
Hold on.
Hold on.
I gotta...
Now I'm hanging on the payphone.
Now I'm hanging on the payphone.
Yo, so an adapt doesn't it's cool, but when I do it, it's cringe.
Yo, yo, can we make up our mind here?
Like, dead ass, bro, I'm looking at this chat.
And then you call me every turn.
Okay, what's up y'all?
Obviously, today's a new day.
It's, do ban the guy saying heart scope change soon.
A day, today is a new day.
There's a lot of things that we could talk about.
There's a lot of things I don't want to talk about.
Listen, all I want to do is I want to move forward.
I want to move on with my life.
Life's been fucking amazing.
I did wake up to the unfortunate,
unfortunate news that face clan made a tweet
saying that it's over.
I saw a rug left last night
and I also saw swag left last night.
And then I also saw, who else am I missing?
There's a couple other people.
Sorry, y'all, I gotta do my zinger real quick.
I'm just fucking kidding, it's a.
I saw Apex leave.
Yo.
You still owe us a phased tattoo.
Did I make the right decision not getting a tattoo?
Yo, I swear to God!
Yo, so many of you motherfuckers,
So many of you motherfuckers, Ron get the tattoo, Ron get the tattoo, Ron you owe us the tattoo, Ron you owe us the tattoo, bro
Lacey got this big ass fucking tattoo now on his arm permanently and it
That doesn't end there. It doesn't end there. Not only that
He has the word thugs right under it and then not only that it's his
masturbating arm and then not only that on his forearm where he masturbates is a younger version of himself
Lacey might have the worst tats ever, bro
We might have to do a day where Lacey does fake tats on my body or something
Ron's purple panties with the 10 gifted. Let me time that guy out. I'm sorry
Not doing this yet. Not doing that. Thank you so much for the 10 gifted man
It's because it holds memories
Yo, one thing is the funniest thing to me. I can't even say it cuz I I'm like, yo
There's some crazy shit y'all saw Twitter. I can't talk about everything that I want to talk about
about, but did y'all see Twitter?
Did y'all see the thing?
What happened to Fat Boy Dip?
Bro, you, you know, Fat Boy Dip, bro,
if you do me a favor and come to this house
and kiss this wall right here,
I got you with some stuff.
I got you with some secret stuff, okay?
But you gotta come here and kiss that wall.
You gotta kiss it.
ADHD, a doom?
Bro, do you want to,
why am I putting it on a headset?
I'm not listening to anything.
It's not ADHD, bro.
I haven't streamed look how much taller I've gotten since the last stream, bro
This is what I'm talking about. No, the reason I'm so energetic is because I have it
Why is there Jack in the box as decoration?
Hold on
The reason I'm so high bro is because I couldn't stream for like a week
Bro, do you understand?
diet and quotation marks
Shit, I didn't look good
Yo, you understand I kid you not okay taking a two-day break. Okay. Fuck my chat. Yeah, you yes you
Fuck my chat. I'm gonna fuck right taking a two-day break go drive my car around go do whatever
Bro, bro, I kid you not it was raining so I couldn't even drive my car and then not only that right?
I opened up my offline chat
It hurts me to say this
Bro, I miss you guys. I swear to God. I realized I was like
I was like, bro, I've been a streamer for six
About to be seven years, right and
I'm not even kidding. It's been programmed. You got to keep in mind when I was a child
I'm talking about child when I was like a teenager 17. I started streaming 18, right?
It's been programmed in my brain for the last seven years almost just talking to my chat not talking to anyone
Not talking to humans not talking to anything talking to bots
Literally talking to bots for the last seven years, bro
And I really started to sit there and when I talked to my therapist
She was like yeah, you're a loser. She's like you're a loser. That was one thing she told me
But not only that I started feigning. I started talking to Lacey
I started talking to my girlfriend saying yo is it weird that I miss them typing emotes in my chat
I started waking up every morning hoping to see chats in my offline chat, and I would just see two people typing
And then I had dreams of Jonah. I had dreams of outlaw
I had dreams bro. I had dreams of the chat putting cat looking sideways
I had dreams of a hundred gifted. I had dream bro. There was this one dream
I'm about to get deja vu low-key then I got a thousand gifted right when I did my return stream
Anyways anyways, um stay dreaming fuck you um anyways
Kick rocks, buddy, this is not, okay.
I saw the amount of love that I've been getting recently,
and I decided for you guys for the new year.
Thank you for the five gifted.
Also, by the way, I saw Kev season.
Andrew, fuck yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, no, no, no, no,
fuck Andrew, fuck this guy.
I'm dead serious, I'm dead, yo, yo, yo.
I put this on God, this guy who just gifted 10 subs.
Anyone who doesn't know this guy's lore.
He doesn't type real chat messages.
All he types is this emote of Jason.
Bro, look, look, there he is, look, look, here he is.
Bro, I kid you not, this isn't even the right Andrew.
The guy who just gifted me is Andrew101.
Thank you for the time gifted,
but you just made me remember this Andrew.
Yo, tell me why I'm not streaming during my break.
Bro, I'm in ONA Pixel's chat, right?
I'm not even signed into Twitch right now.
I'm on my TV or whatever, and I have the chat open.
Yo, I kid you not, he asked me and says,
I see you lurking with with the JC team. I'm like, oh, yeah, yeah, I can't I can't I don't know what this guy's problem
Is bro, I see it though. I see the messages. I always see the messages. I'm telling you
I'm telling you something we're going on also
Also before I talk about anything else. I did something that I did miss about this chat. Yo guys today is a sad day
Probably wondering wrong. Why is it sad?
I'm going to do that.
Take me to the five gifted cram.
Today we were supposed to do the first day of the Elden Ring DLC.
Today was supposed to be the first day.
For anyone who doesn't know, it was going to be me in a white room
that every time I beat a boss, the room shrinks.
We had the room built. It's all built.
But yeah, it's not today.
It's not today.
So my question is to you guys.
When should we do it?
When should we do it?
What are you?
Yo, what do you think, Sonny?
What do you think everybody in the chat outlaw?
When do you think the whole go tomorrow?
There's zero.
Hold on.
There's no way, right?
I don't think that's even possible.
Hold on.
Should I call?
Wait, am I allowed to call Pepsi or no?
Am I allowed? Am I allowed to call Pepsi? Actually, I'm just calling Pepsi because he's my friend,
not that he works for me, winky face. Thank you for the 10 gifted. Thank you for the
10 gifted, Rox. What's good? Your call has been forwarded to an automated...
Maybe DND?
DND?
Your call has been...
Okay, the question is, I was supposed to do this.
I'm not blocked.
Okay, yo, I didn't realize how much I'm addicted to this chat.
I actually might become an IR not an IRL streamer.
I might become a desktop streamer for like 90 days straight.
I kid you not, I miss sitting at my desktop playing video games.
Yo, tell me how much of a loser I am.
Chat yesterday I played OG fortnight and the day before at night with my
IRLs for hours.
I'm talking like I played fortnight.
I are like, bro, I played the fucking OG fortnight.
I kid you not for like eight hours straight.
That is the, y'all, it was so much fun.
I swear to God, it was so much fun.
No, not Laze, bro, Laze is a loser.
Disgusting monster.
It was my birthday on the 24th.
Did I fucking ask?
Luzer of the day in stable Renoto is redacted.
Okay, we have a new loser.
Instead of Jonah, it's redacted with 1,200 messages today.
Okay, that's really nice.
That's really nice.
I don't even know how that's possible
to have 1,200 messages.
Also, Laze is coming over.
He's not fired. You guys always keep asking is lays fired is lays fired. No, he's not fucking fired. Unfortunately. He's not fired
I really wanted to get rid of him
The bad or the good the bad news though is there was a trade to keep to keep
Lays we had to get rid of somebody
You know five gifted from ultimate waffle I looked up blue waffle when I was a kid and I did not look at what I wanted to
New York City is no longer in the building. He is gone. The best valet driver. I think he's gone right now. I don't know when he's going to be back. If he is going to be back. Yes.
Yes.
So we, and now I'm seeing W's in my chat.
Talent manager, but no talent to manage.
Okay, really?
Are you a DEO?
No, but I am SR5.
You understand me?
Yeah, I was in Bruce's chat for like hours watching
the first day.
I can't speak on anything.
I don't wanna say I laughed at anything too much
because maybe a lawsuit will come at me.
But I had a lot of fun watching him.
Shout out, shout out to him.
SR5, yep, that's me.
Dude, you know what I wanted to do with Bruce?
I wanted to do drunk Fortnite, or drunk Call of Duty with him and like a couple others,
but I don't have his phone number and I don't even know if he likes me because I got unadded
on Discord, I'm pretty sure.
I don't know if it was from a long time ago, but I want to do drunk Fortnite because
I remember he used to get drunk playing Call of Duty.
I think it'd be funny if we did Fortnite.
Ask Kuffam.
Yo, tell me why I'm opening up Twitter to Kuffam, changing his name to something
that I can't even say.
Yo, I don't even want to talk about it.
Saw a covham tweeting, bro, and I'm like yo, what is going on, bro?
I'm not reading it. No, no, no, no. No, I'm not reading it. No
Um, I really do want to do the out and ring DLC though. When should I do it?
When should I do it dead ass? When should I do it? I don't know. I don't know
It was such a big thing that I had planned the whole goal of mine was that I wanted to
To start it today so that I could try to beat it before New Year's
But do you guys think it'll still hit if we still do it like should I still do it?
Like I don't know if y'all still want me to do it January 1st really?
Really yes question mark bro. My biggest thing though is I wanted to race to New Year's
If I started on the 29 how many days do I have 29?
30
31 is that three days?
Wait, is that three days?
Is that how that works?
Is that how that works or am I stuck in?
How was that, wait, how was that two days though?
Because, wait, 29th, okay, so 24 hours, 29th, 24 hours, 30th, 24 hours, 31st.
That would mean I'd have 72 hours to beat the game, no?
Right?
Am I stupid?
You would have had to start today to beat it by New Year's your brother
I'll have you know by the way I could have beat Elden Ring on the first run without getting hit
I chose not to because I wanted to entertain the viewers. I hope you know that that's number one number two is I
Could do this whole marathon without having any help. I promise you right now. I put that on Scorpio two's life
Yo, I promise you I don't need I don't need any type of help number three number three
I'm making it a new year's goal. First of all, we are going to stream this year doing new years last year
I didn't do it this year. I am streaming new years
So if you don't have anyone to hang out with you have stable or an auto to hang out with
Yes, I'm doing something next year though, and I don't want to say what it is
But we're doing something crazy
Yes
Yes, bro. Yes
Yes, no, I'm not doing 365 days straight. No, I will never make that promise because God forbid I have to take I
Don't know. Let's say I get hemorrhoids or something like that. I can't sit down at my table or my chair
I'm not doing that. Um, but I am gonna ascend
I want to make this known right now. You guys could take photos of me
You guys can laugh you guys could do whatever you want new year
I'm going to get a six pack in 2026. I'm making it my goal
You can laugh, giggle, giggle all you want.
But mark your calendars right now by 2027.
God damn that doesn't even sound real, bro.
Yo, are we getting older?
No, 2027, man.
Yo, when 2027 the clock hits,
I will take off my shirt and you will see a six pack.
I put it on God, I put it on my family,
I put it on my chat, I put on everything I love.
In one year, I will have a six pack.
Look at this shit, bro.
You don't see the potential?
You could do, look, the abs?
Okay, dead ass?
The abs would be like this.
One or two, four, six.
And then you'd see like a chrome, like,
not chrome, but like you'd see.
I'm not fat.
The craziest part is I'm not fat.
I only have a 32% body fat.
That's not even bad.
Also, I see a lot of speculation that face clan
all disappeared when the Epstein files got released.
I want to clear this narrative right now, and I want to clear this up.
No, I am not part of the Epstein files, okay?
This is not a distraction by anyone.
I'm not paid by anyone.
I did not do anything.
I don't know why we all disappeared as soon as the Epstein files came out, but that's
not my problem.
You know what I'm saying?
Also, to the guy who photo shot me hanging out with Epstein, my mother has sent me
it.
My friends have sent me it.
post on Instagram that I don't even scroll on Instagram but it has like hundreds of
thousands of likes saying face clan at the time was in the Epstein files and it
was photos of me and rage in the Epstein files yo can we stop editing me oh
Betsy's calling me hey Betsy yeah I'm on stream right now what's good thank you
for five gifted Masayoshi serious yo stop spamming or bro Betsy was talking
about he missed the scene or a yo bet yo can I start out and ring tomorrow why
no way but I thought it was built I mean the structure is all built they just
got to basically unbuild it, take it apart, bring it all to the house, build it again,
you know, put up all the finishing touches.
It's going to take a few days.
So when do you think we should do this?
What day?
I don't know, it's towards the middle end of January.
They're saying do it on the first.
On the first?
Is that really worth it, Chad?
Should we do it on the first?
I mean you could. You might have to pay some extra for a holiday building.
What the fuck is on the first? New Year's? Who celebrates New Year's?
It's the 31st on the first. Isn't that like a holiday?
Whose birthday is on the 31st of the first?
George Washington.
Ice Spice they're saying.
Wait, they're saying I should start on January 11th so I can race to make it before my birthday.
That would be fire
That's a good idea then everyone comes in yet. No, bro
Cuz then everyone's gonna come in and just say happy birthday every five hours exactly exactly exactly
Yeah, we're doing that every five hours. It's gonna be happy birthday
With confetti bro. It's not gonna hit bro like
But then what if I'm stuck in there for my birthday
And you'll spend your birthday playing out or are you in a way room
They're saying January 11th is the start of school yo bitch do you are you in fourth grade?
What the fuck do you mean January 11th?
the fuck?
Um
Hi fuck it. Um, well I miss you Bepsi
I hope I see you soon
Yeah, bro, I was really just about to go open some bobs today.
No, no, no, no, I had to retire, I'm back, I'm back.
Listen bro, whenever you get back, maybe we could go as friends.
You know what I'm saying?
No one's being worked, no one has had contracts and nothing, just as friends.
Oh, just as a friend?
Yeah, just as friends go hang out and go open bobs.
I love to, man.
Alright bro. Alright. Also guys I got a text from Phantom. He texted me last night. I want to make this a very public statement. I don't want to throw Phantom under the bus. I don't want to throw him under the bus but respectfully Phantom I declined the offer to AMP.
He texted me. He was a yo Ron
We really could we really wanted you I talked to agent I talked to the guys, you know I'm saying he's like yo bro
We want you an amp. He
What will what can we do for it? I started getting contracts in my face saying like yo, bro
Like we'll give you millions of dollars or do whatever you need and I told Phantom
I was like bro Phantom like I fuck with y'all and like I love you bro
But like right now I just can't do that. I want to go, you know a little bit solo, etc
He understood you know what I'm saying, but um why does this Ron have the same hairline as the joker ship behind them?
Yeah, it's cringe
It's not even you know, you know, it's crazy. I don't even have a bad hairline
No, no, no, I dead ass don't even have a bad hairline and I'm not coping. I'm dead ass not coping
I think it's literally just because it's not a sun moment, bro
I think it's literally just because I look chopped right now, bro when I grew out my hair first of all
Look what I tweeted look how fucking sexy. I am look at this shit, bro like bro when I had hair
I look good, bro like when I had hair. I look good. There was nothing wrong with the way I look. I looked phenomenal
It's not a coping segment. It's actually not a coping segment. I actually look good
Yes, see look at y'all putting this shit to be honest you sexy with the hairline. Thank you
thank you bro isn't this you your rage couldn't believe that stable and auto
have pictures next to Epstein and Michael Jackson after the end see this is
what I'm fucking talking about bro I'm getting set this by my family like the
truth is always real does this look real does this look like I was with Epstein
yo yo dumb fucks yo dumb fucks that would mean this don't even look like me
number one and that means I would have met Michael Jackson.
Mild?
What the fuck?
Like, okay this one kind of looks weird, I'm not going to lie and why did Epstein, yo you
know what's the craziest part?
Epstein got away with every, I mean I think he killed himself right?
Or for what we know, Illuminati Triangle, um for what we know that he killed himself.
Um I'm going to be honest with you, isn't it crazy that people are joking about him
but he dead ass is a crazy serial pedophile?
It's that crazy of the internet nowadays that motherfuckers joke about how much of a weirdo this guy is that they make jokes about it.
It's just crazy to me.
Okay, like what are we- this is just bored.
Like who's taking time out of their day to do this?
That like genuinely-
RUN!
What?
RUN WHAT THE FUCK?!
What?
Yo.
I got offered half a million dollars or dinner with Jeff. I took dinner
Next thing you know, I was in a better. I was in a worse contract
Pin this mods. Don't waste my time. What Bruce mail SR5 includes
Is this TOS?
Why yo by the way, so hold on Bruce when the group leaders talking Bruce
So don't don't interrupt wrong game shut the fuck up and wait your turn group leader is speaking I
Saw this clip I saw this clip
Yo, why is Bruce? Can I ask something real quick? Why does Bruce like I watch his dream? I watch this stream
This motherfucker
Silky yo, stop calling silky iron mouse for a second, please
Why like yeah, I can I talk without y'all interrupting me for one sec please?
please
please
Goddamn
Um silky mouse, right do y'all want me to speak or no?
Do y'all want me to speak
No
Why does Bruce?
I'm not gonna do this shit. I'm not gonna do this shit
Yo, why does Bruce okay, I gotta know ever why does Bruce hate Lacey so much
Yo, I typed in his chat and he's like SR5 blah blah blah, and then I saw like 50 different clips of him
Just
Like he
and like why is Bruce calling me a group leader what is your Jason don't don't
interrupt raw game shut the fuck up and wait your turn group leader is speaking
he's actually such a dumbass bro what is this one Bruce dropping off really
mudded lacy entire speech while reacting to the X-Face boy
Like what is wrong with him?
No, I did not mute the stream.
He's muted it, guys.
Like, whatever, bro.
I still really want to do, bro, I don't know if Bruce would want to do it.
I still don't even know if Bruce likes me, but I really want to do a drunk Fortnite
Or drunk call of duty with him. I think it would be so much fun because I've never gotten drunk
I've never gotten drunk like ever. I think every time we die. We take a shot simple as that of something breath
Because I've seen him do call of duty drunk, and it was so funny. Yes, you have I have never gotten drunk a day in my life
We're talking like drunk drunk. I've never done that. I've never gotten drunk drunk ever
Ever I've never gotten drunk
What is this?
Yo too slimy yo too slimy yo yo yo yo yo yo too slimy no no no no no no we're not gonna use me as a fucking background of
Your post and then no I'm gonna still
This is crazy
I
There's no real account, right?
I'm over this shit. I'm giving free promo this was this anything to happen at any moment
Oh
Bruh, bruh, cube, bruh, come on man.
Yo, I actually miss playing video games so much
with some of the guys.
I watched XQC play Minecraft.
He became so dog-shad at Minecraft
that he used pre-generated seeds.
I'm not even kidding.
I used to make fun of him saying that
like he can't beat Minecraft,
he can't beat Fawson's record.
This motherfucker got so desperate,
he started using pre-generated seeds
to try to make himself look better than he is.
Yo, XQC, get back, bro.
Fawson is walking you like a fucking dog, bro.
Can you please try to beat his record?
Please, man.
God damn.
Ranked is fired.
Ron gets it, huh?
Figure it out.
And he'll beat the record, everyone makes mistakes.
But that's why we figured it out.
What are you doing?
Yo, there's gonna be a lot of clips today
that I gotta react to.
I need all my clippers out here, bro.
My linkers.
It's been a while since I've been on this shit.
What?
Okay, yeah, so I've missed a lot on Twitch, it seems like.
Do I gotta buy a green screen?
Obviously, it's SilkyUzit, RageUzit.
Do I gotta bring back my green screen era?
Deadass, do I gotta bring back my green screen?
Yes.
Satan dragging.
It's not funny, y'all.
We shouldn't ever put down
any other people in this world, bro.
Like this nigga has a military crew cut.
Why do he need to even be involved in the video game?
He's not even talking, bro.
This nigga dead could have been left out of the video.
This wack ass cut.
You ain't gonna lie for a week
and you came back with this wack ass cut.
I didn't even realize this we put
Balenciaga slides underneath
Silke's monitor, bro. I didn't
even realize that someone had
the post. I didn't even pee. I
swear to God, we didn't even
mean to do that. Ron gave
Yugi Nasty straight during the
phase emotional closing stream.
Ron gave Yugi nasty strayed during the phase emotional closing stream
Bro, I'm not even kidding like you you could not un-chop Yugi. He's actually
He's actually unironically hideous like genuinely. He's hideous
Like it's actually sad. I love you
I got you
It's not friendly fire. I'm a good-looking streamer. I'm a good-looking human
I did see this I'm single. I'll never be in another relationship again
Yo, I'll be honest
I
Did see this and then I saw right under it. I'm pretty sure cuff them. I don't know if the comment is still here
I don't even want to look at I don't even look up his name right now in my search bar
But yeah, I saw cuff them's reply. That's how I saw this tweet
I don't know why I keep seeing couple on my timeline. It's whatever brother regardless. Um, I did see Kai is single
And yeah, it's it is crazy man
It is crazy everything that he tweets he gets so many views if I tweeted I'm single I'll never be in another relationship
Do you think it'll get any likes or no?
Oh, this is like a face bro do it on the right come on toast
Gang
Makes me cringe, bro. Yo, okay, I see why you be doing your black sentence shit like
Caucasian folks don't got that many cool white boys to look up to man. That shit is you know what?
I'm about to bleach my skin. I see why Mike Jack did it. No cap. I see why he did it
Michael Jackson was the coolest black nigga. He like man fuck it already conquered this shit
Then he went white and so niggas that you could be the coolest white nigga to
Yo, that's crazy because toast loves him bruh
Toast loves him. I did see this one too. FazeRug left FazeClan. I didn't see this.
This is kind of crazy to think about but obviously this type of shit needs to be
done bruh. Deadass this shit needs to be done. FazeClan's over y'all. Don't be
sad that it's gone. Be happy that it happened. You know what I'm saying? What
else? What else? What a Drew comment? Bro, I hate Drew. I'm not even kidding.
His face actually makes me mad like I stare at his face and it genuinely makes me mad. I'm dead serious, too
Where's this?
But he's sad at it. They should be sure to the happy at it
There's no reason to be sad, bro
What if we start a new what if we start a new org?
And it's furries.
And yeah, that'd be kind of fire.
That'd be kind of fire.
Um, left-face clan. Who the fuck are you?
Who the fuck is this?
Yo, by the way, this whole time, there's this dude on TikTok named Ronan.
I don't know who that is. This whole time, I thought everyone was misspelling my name,
and they were like, phase Ronan left.
I thought they were talking about me.
And then this guy came on my fucker for you, Bage.
Shower.
What is this?
So basically,
we were doing a merch shoot
and they said, you have to take a shower like, oh, no, it was also for it.
It was the same day, I think, because we also were, we recorded a video for like mythic talent.
Like this is whenever they started mythic talent.
And so I had to take a shower for it.
And they said, please, please, please, please, please do this.
I said, okay, fine.
So I did it and it I looked terrible. I look absolutely terrible like I'm sorry
Yo, what's up with you? No, I think chef. Yeah, I want to do I want to do a stream where I clean his room with him. I
Want to see what that room looks like be honest. You think I would contract a disease
You think I want to contract it like I was saying gg
What I can track the disease
Yo, Azmin, do us all a favor, Brett.
Do your first IRL stream in a long time.
Do it right when you wake up out of bed, and let's see you get ready in the morning.
I want to see you get ready in the morning.
He sold his soul to a coin that's what usually happens your parents or sir. Yeah
Somehow outlaw got something to do with this. I lost my face a long time ago outlaws listening
Outlaw is is a demon brother something something's going on with that outlaw for sure, bro. He knows something that we don't
Join the com for updates
Like what are the context of all this shit speed does like he's on fortnight like what leads you to this
Stable or not oh he said it again. I just saw this you dumb fuck
Aiden Ross petrified after seeing Placka Boy Max's cousin say that banks, excuse me, let
me not say words, that an individual slept with another individual with Aiden saying
that the individual are not to be played with as their S tiered shoes with their father
being an alleged premacist.
Yo, what am I, yo, what is going on on the internet?
Um.
Hey, or God!
You are the fucking Charlie de Mellon, I want you to be a king.
Wow, that's a crazy accusation, Phil.
I want to-
See, I ain't gonna lie, I'm closing off, bro.
You don't know what the de Mellos, the father, they're very con-
I'm not reacting to that.
Hey, I ain't gonna lie, yo.
I don't even know- you gotta lawyer up.
I'm just giving you advice.
You are fucked.
Yo, is he fucking retarded?
Whoa!
That's, uh, Max's cussing.
Yeah, did he's retarded?
They'll sue him for everything he's got.
I'm not even reacting to that clip.
That's the D'Amelio film.
Look at that dad.
That dad.
That dad.
Yo.
I'm one.
Yes.
Yes.
Very yes.
He.
Oh, here we are.
Oh, yeah.
Gigi's is over.
Angola.
Get him off the internet max.
That's your cause.
Angola.
See, anything that the problem is with the internet and streaming is everything in
streaming.
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22 March started Huluja. Mark D'Amelio, religion.
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What on now
L reader listen man this is why you don't hey listen fbd bro I told you you
can kiss my not my ball but you can kiss this wall right here and you can get
blessed a lot of powers bro he's connected sus he's tied with them
people listen bro new footage surfaces of black boy max getting mowed but mobbed
by fans while leaving chase new york concert oh he's wearing my me and
raise jacket this is like me whenever I go live this whole chat just starts doing
this shit
yo I like that one so bro bro I gotta get into new type of music maybe I should
do start doing album reviews again I don't know why I can't like this dude
like I like the beats that they have like it's so insane and then I hear it
like the beat sound fucking nuts
I'm not taking song recommendations from you say please don't ever type some song
I don't recommend it.
What is this?
Marceline.
Drop on the chair, let's go.
I don't think I'm a lucid dreamer.
Take off in a cus of idols on me.
That's kind of me.
And it's like I turned a boost from being there.
She only could not stop when it starts from selling.
Yeah, she's a number nine.
It's a week, 17.
Yeah, clean.
I'm a no-trans, she goes to the sea.
I need to know about it, but I'm clean, you see, I can clean it, so I keep my feet easy, and you broke at no speed, and all the senses are going to find me.
Like, okay, I can get it, but can y'all explain to me, does anyone here actually listen to Too Slimy? I gotta know that real quick, please.
That's the one thing, that's the one thing I gotta know, does anyone even here listen to Too Slimy?
That's the one thing I gotta know right now, bro, please don't waste my time.
Someone made art for you. Yo speaking of art by the way, I oh, this is pretty cool. Thank you, bro
I'm much appreciated. Yo, I have I haven't opened up my P.O. Box. I plan on going tomorrow to check it
Do you wait is the post office open today? It's Sunday. Should I check today on stream?
Should I check today on stream?
Wait, I could check today on stream. Is it open today or no if it's Sunday. Come on
is the post
Office open today
Oh, it is open
Wait, actually, I don't think it is they might close early yet says it's like open, but it's Sunday
Okay, so if I go to my PO should I go to my PO box on stream tomorrow or should I do off stream?
No, because if I go on stream and there's nothing bro
Deadass if I go tomorrow and there's nothing I'm actually gonna be so embarrassed bro
Y'all are laughing. Y'all are laughing. Y'all are laughing for what?
It's not funny. It's not funny.
Yo, tell me how I open up a fucking PO box for you dumbasses in this chat.
And not a single soul sends me anything. I go to my PO box.
I ask for the extra large PO box that's like $800 every other month or something
like that. And the size of a box like this is in there, bro.
That's it. One fucking box. Stone, thank you for the five gifted.
Actual fucking losers, bro
What's yo ladies get the backpack ready ladies give me a minute Boba? Oh, no, you're not going anywhere young man
What Ron leave my Ron alone Boba or what Jason grabs passionately and carousels his neck Boba what the bruzz?
Let me know I'm glad this guy removed that on my Twitter come you see how this is great
This shit got removed from my Twitter come because you're a fucking idiot
I'm also
Why did I open up Twitter and I see
Over this last week, I've done a lot of recollecting and I really realized what it is with Bruce.
I genuinely have realized what it is with Bruce.
Bruce wishes he had my body.
He wishes he looked like me.
He wishes he had as much money as me.
He wishes he had as much girls on his dick as I do.
do and I've genuinely sat here and realized that at the end of the day Bruce
simply just realizes he was me. It's literally as simple as that. Yeah they
don't they don't put like two slides of lacy's fits in their Bruce fits and they
go say sexual harassment and they go say like love or something like that.
You know what they be doing? You ever see that shit where they have Rick Ross
without a shirt and then they have what's her face without a shirt? It's
over for it. It's as simple as that. That's what it is, bro. Because one thing that my
third grade history teacher, oh yeah that's where I click off. Yo, I did see that the sdkid
or whatever, speaking of music, he has a concert at the Roxy in like a month. February 9th,
Should I go on stream?
Should I go on stream?
It's at the Roxy Theater.
We out?
Yo, Ray, can we go?
Yo, Ray, can you like message him
and see if we can go at the Roxy?
Or like, can we see if we have some connection?
Cause I'm pretty sure I'm not trying to pay,
I think it's 800 bucks or it might be sold out.
Is it sold out?
Hold on, I'm doing free promo.
He don't even need my promo, but hey, regardless, brother, how do I tell you?
We stand in the crowd.
Yo, Chad, if we stand in the crowd when they be playing this music, do you think they
go and jump on me with their sweaty fucking asses?
Yo, I kid you not, I don't understand how any of you guys get in fucking mosh pits
at trap concerts, at fucking party concerts, yo, stolen with a 10 gift, it was suck.
How you doing, bro?
Thank you so much for the love, man.
That's 10 strokes.
Hey, hey, hey, I'm not doing anymore.
Yo, how do y'all be doin' it?
I got in the fucking... I got in the mosh pit at Trab's concert for literally 45 seconds, not even a full song.
Yo, there's sweaty people smacking me with their arms and shit. Disgusting. My shirt is drenched.
How do y'all do it for five hours? Or not five hours, how do you do it for like an hour and a half? Let me be realistic.
Like an hour and a half.
What do you expect? I don't know. I expect everyone to give you some space.
Drugs you're too small. First of all, I have you know, bro five foot four. Oh, wow
My foot eight excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Hold on
Hold on. No, not real height. No, yo sex ain't even a five gifted, bro
Appreciate you
Let's move on y'all. Anyways, should I go to it and a lot of y'all are saying SD kids son, bro
I'm just trying to go to a concert on stream.
I miss when we used to go to Yeet on stream,
Trav on stream.
Who else did we go on stream?
I forget.
What concerts did we go to?
Ken on stream.
I wanna go to something that's gonna be fun
and I feel like this is gonna get so crowded
to the point where the whole street is fucked up.
Max, yeah.
Like, it's gonna be so fucked up.
Ski Mask, all that.
So like, I wanna go to something like that.
But I'm down, bro.
Did I go to Osamu-san's concert?
Hell yeah, I went there.
I was hanging out with him, bro.
little oh shout out little oh bro what a nice fucking individual he is oh man
this is gonna be like a shitty cap cut
it is a bad one I'm not going to a two slimy concert shut your bitch ass up I'm
dead serious too I'm dead I'm dead ass bro I might have to do a stream of two
I'll give him whatever promo he needs from his people. They don't got to pay me
They don't got to do anything. I just want to have a sit-down conversation with him
I'm dead ass when I have a sit. I want to ask him. I want to do ask slimy 50 questions
I want to write up 50 questions bro to to slide me and I wanted to sit there
I just want to ask him bro. I just want to ask him. What made you make music?
What made you think this was good?
Like I'm telling you I got to ask a lot of questions
Click this link right now
What even is this title brother? I used to use snapchat. I don't use snapchat anymore y'all outlook
Can you make it so it says exhibition work PO instead of snapchat, bro?
I realize I'm not fucking doing snapchat bro all snapchat is is fucking only fan whores
Excuse me only fan women who are very independent and they have very nice jobs
Trying to make money or like click mating. It's like brother
It's like this shit is meant this shit is a gooner app, bro
I'm not hosting shit on there. Y'all don't even click it. My snap says 20
Try this song. What is who the fuck is little? No, this can't be this can't be good
What is this I'm going crazy
I gotta get into new music should we do album reviews again and if so who should be my first
Let's do
you
you
you
you
you
I
Really missed this chat dead-ass man. I really did miss this shit
Yo, by the way, there's been a lot of speculation for a long time where I was like y'all I'm gonna retire
I'll have you guys know that that stress is gone.
I had that stress for certain reasons.
I don't want to retire, but I had those times where I had problems because of certain things.
I wear a mask with a smile for hours at a time.
Stay at the ceiling while I hold back what's on my mind.
And when they ask me how I'm doing, I say I'm just fine.
And when they ask me how I'm doing, I say I'm just fun.
But the fact is, I can never.
Yeah, bro, I'm not going to lie, man.
Maybe I'm a hater because I'm a waiter.
Wait, what is the line we use?
I'm a waiter for the hater.
I don't even know, bro.
I don't even know what I'm saying no more, bro.
There's so many links going on in my chat, bro.
Stop linking me music.
I'm not reacting to your bum-ass fucking music, bruh.
What is this?
Faze swag says something felt fishy about Faze Clan
when all the members were averaging 10 to 20,000 views
for 100 times.
These are at the height of everything.
If I speak, I'm in big trouble.
They're back-to-back orgs of the year.
Fucking demons, right?
Everybody in Faze averaging 10, 20K.
Oh, you know, all the boys are averaging 10, 20K.
I just find it, oh, what kind of,
I don't even know what I can.
Let me actually just shut my mouth.
viewers and then like the best sponsor we could grab was 4Loco?
It was, I was sitting there thinking like, some was, some was this blue dude in my chat
bro.
It was weird, like, I feel like especially with now, the best we can do is 4Loco bro,
there's seven people in phase average and 20k viewers.
These motherfuckers, they should have been on a cover of cereal boxes.
Let's just say bro, like that shit is going to happen now.
LOL bro, it's all I gotta say.
No comment though.
every sponsor that was brought so especially for a look at they were an
amazing partnership thank you thank you so much what is going on why don't so
many pop-ups what the fuck is this
Yo, who's promoing their dog shit ass music in my chat box?
What does you lie to me, you're supposed to be, I can't even think straight anymore
What does you lie to me, you're supposed to be, I can't even think straight anymore
I thought you were for real this time
But you don't let me for a black guy
I'll pump the Perkins' rice and maybe a lime
Got a shit until I went blind
Can't even leave this shit
You left me in pain
You left me in a-
This is not heaven, is it?
This is not Jason, is it?
Don't tell me this is Jason
How do you even find this?
Who found this?
How do you even find this?
Yo!
They would have fought 10 gifted times.
We don't say the other word. They even had 10 gifted, bro.
Much appreciated, bro.
You actually owe me with everything I've done. Probably millions of gifted, but it's okay.
If I speak them in big trouble.
Yo, shout out. Thank you for the 10 gifted.
Jason, you gotta give this music shit out, badass.
I don't even know what it is. I'm a bookmark. This is going to my gallery. Thank you.
Can I just see that right? Does that suck you with tits?
What am I even looking at right now? What am I even looking at? What is this?
Yeah, this shit was wack as fuck.
That's why I'm far apart from this.
is weird bro that shit's weird I think Keith is still in the house Balenciaga
bro so because I like a clothing brand I support that shit but y'all support me
and look at me I'm not a good person probably deep down I'll be honest with
you guys today at sweet green I went to sweet green um the cashier told me it
was $33 and then it said do you want to tip I clicked no he then looked at me
I'm not kidding and then he did it again it said do you want to tip I
I clicked no again.
Then he did it again, and I clicked no again,
and then it finally went through my payment.
Yo, I'm trying to tell you, bro, there's, I'm.
What the fuck does this have to do with anything?
I'm eating a fucking slice of pizza.
Fasemid, yo, why is it outlawed for this?
Yo, you know it's crazy.
You know what's so crazy?
There's people out there that are genuinely
probably so into this and so parasocial
that they want answers that they're actually
trying to create a face files.
I'm trying to tell you, bro.
There's people out there that are like that.
I'm dead ass.
What is this?
I'm telling you, bro.
What is this?
The yogurt?
I don't know what I'm reading.
Hold on.
You're right next to the edge one skeleton
Yo, what is yo right next to the owner is so fucking bad at video games
I actually watched him play Minecraft 2 during the show. He is so bad. It's actually sad
Do something with ONA? Last time I did something with ONA, he challenged me to a CS wager on
EU servers and I beat his ass, his dog shit ass.
Guys, so fucking bad. I'm not even kidding. Bro, it doesn't matter what server we are,
it doesn't matter what region we are, it does not matter. He is bad at video games, bro.
I'm serious.
You called my edits Diana Lim edits from now on. What are you, yo? You just be
typist shit in my Twitter comments.
Shall I go through my Twitter comments or anything else important? I need to see any mods
There is a lot of shit. I did see this yesterday
I think just on the couch alone. We had almost 400,000 viewers across the whole board. It's kind of nuts man
considering people hate us and
You know I'm saying they still watch though. It's kind of interesting to me
What is this I did a lot of this shit
I'm just saying, literally just to entertain and that's yo, Jason, don't don't interrupt
Ron game.
Shut the fuck up and wait your turn group leader is speaking.
Yo, like, whatever, bro, did you see this during non stream left face talking more after
he peaked that over 100?
I didn't even look at my viewer account.
I had ads off.
I'm not even kidding.
But now I have ads set to every 12 minutes again 13 minutes something that his previous record damn 117 K
Hey, I will be honest with you bro
Ron boss this Ron boss that let me tell you that revenue that day was not bonnet that shit sent without ads
11,000 fucking dollars
That was a 30-minute stream, bruh.
Do I gotta spread the wealth with the chat?
Deadass, bruh.
Do I gotta spread the fucking wealth?
Should I milked it?
Should I have done a 24-hour sleep stream?
A Loki could have, huh?
No, because I don't care, bro!
I don't care, bro.
I don't care about money.
The only money I care about is if y'all let me take a
gambling deal one day, so I can just get a Lamborghini
and a Lamborghini.
deal one day so I can just get a Lamborghini and then and then I'll stop the deal right there
let me just buy a couple cars let me just buy a couple cars bro and then that's it and then we'll
be done and then I'll go back to being normal tell us about your Mercedes ho do you want to know
let me tell you those people I'm not gonna say what I'm not gonna say ho scam the fuck out of
me tell me how I bought a fake fucking thing and it's not real scammer get
scammed low w you're using the word low w unironically so what did I do what did
stay Lord on I do what did I do I spent another 80,000
I wasted my money on the new kit.
Yeah, Ray, yep, yep, yep, right?
It was completely fake.
Yep, yep.
I found out that the real kit is double the price
and it's 80,000 and you know what I did?
Just because I don't want y'all to ever say
I have anything fake, I bought it.
Am I a fucking idiot?
Yes or no?
No, Ray, that one's real.
Ray, the one we went to is real.
That's what I bought.
That took five months.
So, they're putting it in right now at RDB.
I'm giving a free shout out for no reason because they're not giving me a discount, but shout out to them.
They're doing my kitten out for real.
Hopefully I have the Betsy Mobile back soon, bruh.
Soon with... Soon, bruh. Soon. Soon.
120k, that's a whole BMW.
Brother, you just said a whole BMW and you said a whole.
Like...
Please hold on, I can hate this chat.
God damn, I can't afford a new car y'all until I take a gambling deal and I need y'all
permission, so yeah, what else am I missing?
Your rage clapbacks at an individual claiming him in K-Song with the original ventures
in this case.
Sick and tired of niggas not giving my dog crap.
Yo gang, yo I don't care how nobody feel about this.
If it wasn't for me, if it wasn't for K-San, there's no new phase.
I don't give a fuck who just heard that, it's like what?
It is a fact!
True, but I'd like to add myself into this table just a little bit.
On the back end, you guys did this, but, but, but, Jason, Lacey, I talked about Max
to my old manager, I have text to prove it in 2022 or 2023 saying, yo, we should get
this guy max in phase it's true I'm taught it like what the rage is right
I'm not gonna say who individual but rage in case I'm definitely played a big big
major major part and they don't get their credit what the fuck that is
simply it know your rage no case on no new phase
Yes, it's the kid. Yeah, why is he so mad at us man? What do we do? Yeah, I saw this clip, bro
That said rage is going solo
Bro rage, bro. We don't even need contracts, bro. Please don't leave me for A&P bruh, please bruh, please
Homeless man called another homeless man a broke ass
Yes, that's me
Do you guys not get the symbolic value of him playing ghost town which are the lines and nothing hurts anymore feel kind of free
Some line in the face around are not free from the curse that they whether I just clicked on the first song
I was on my fucking thing
Silky trying to win best vtuber
Seriously this one
First guy is a random face fan the guy that got responded in the stable
You don't need phase gang. You sold you a solid creator heart you watching with your belly out right now fuck you
Like I can't this why don't be typing the chat bro. I'm gonna start maintaining aura what the people be saying now
I'm gonna start doing or above that's what y'all want to do
Whatever on the right side Ron Pete that a hundred seventeen thousand hundred twenty thousand whatever it might be yeah, listen
Guys there's gonna be a time so appreciate these moments right now. There's gonna be a time where every single day
We have a hundred twenty thousand
I'm just kidding. I would never even want to be that big. I'm gonna be honest with you
It's so much pressure everything that you say gets clipped everything that you do
I feel like I can't even make racist jokes right now to Jason if you walk in here because there's too many people watch nowadays
What is this?
Phase zero Big Bear 3 I did see rug went to Big Bear bro. Yo Big Bear actually is demonic something's wrong
Ever since Max F. Ron Connit took up the group leader role
I wouldn't mind a little more mature Iran right now. There's no group leader, bro
We're all pretty much equal. We just I just really loved phase bright and adapted to
But I will say that I do want to mature just a little bit
I feel like spreading my asshole to new people that walk into this house is a little immature
But maybe I'll still do it. Who knows I shouldn't change, right? I've been the same person since I started streaming
Actually, have I been what's my oldest video besides 49 montages? What was like my first ever video besides montages?
I mean, I guess this but like what did I react to I I yes, I know W. Yes, I know. Yeah, I haven't changed. Yeah, a little of that
Yo five gifted from weed. Thank you
Sherry Hill Ron
Guys anyone from Cherry Hill, bro knows this shit's demonic
2026 we coming for duo the year
Taking that reality streamer this time. I'm gonna be honest with you
Do you think there's a chance I win reality streamer or is it books? I don't know bro dead ass
Bro dead ass bro like I have so much shit that I have that I want to do
It's just an award, but man. I
Felt sad bro. We talked about all the time Nike X ultra
I want to do a big collab with ultra me and rey we wanted to I want to do something big in the next year
something crazy. We have some big things coming up. We have a new drop coming soon, too. Just
be you and do fun stuff and you can get it, Ron. Sonny, shut your motivation last up,
bro. You literally are homeless right now with no job because Kai isn't live. You understand
that? I know you're praying every single night that he comes back because you literally
are unpaid right now. You have nothing. That ass. You actually have nothing right
now. You're waiting for me to do my Elden Ring. I saw you, by the way, practicing
The Elden Ring DLC for Ron.
I saw your stream, buddy.
I wasn't even fuckin' doing it.
Let's see here.
This makes a lot of sense right now.
Every sponsorship was always showing
barely even doing the sponsor
because they probably gained nothing from it.
If I speak, I'm in big trouble.
This is such a beautiful photo, bruh.
Deadass, this is such a beautiful photo.
But hey, man, things happen.
Is there five of them or six of them?
Is it five of them?
It's five of them, it's 20% each.
And I don't even know what they should do.
Always put it evenly.
Always put it evenly.
Always have an equal stake in things.
The best people that you guys can learn from is Simon.
For sure.
That is the best people.
I agree.
I don't think it matters how big you are.
If you do a brand deal with a group,
it should be split.
It should be split.
Make everyone happy.
Even though KSI is like the biggest thing.
It's true.
Ron, please spark up.
what I have to do oh yeah this is bad this is phase grace 2026 Diana stop
typing in my chat when can we get some more Simon angry ginger collabs yo you
know it's crazy I really did have a six-pack so I texted Simon from the
Sidemen and I texted ginger because I might go to the UK next month I don't
know yet they both said they're down to do shit again they're both down they
texted me they both they both said I'm down to do anything whenever I think
we should make a list of people that we should collab with in the UK
So I'm not just there and it's some nothingness, you know I'm saying
Charity match I'll be honest with you guys. I got no invitation. So so if there is a charity match, it's over
It's over, bro. I know Marlin did text me. Hold on. Shall I call? Shall I call Marlin?
He did text me. I want to go to he wanted to go to the UK
Hey, let's see if he even picks up.
Yo, why does Marlon, by the way, off stream,
he keeps saying gently.
He doesn't pronounce the word generally.
He says gently.
Like, he keeps doing it, bro.
Hey.
Yo, I'm live right now.
Talk, talk, talk, talk.
Yo.
Yo.
Do you want to go to the UK still?
Yes.
Bro, but don't cap, bro.
I'm not, just like I'm taking it through 90 days
Yeah, tell the chat what we doing
Yeah, so we're doing Saturday, we're doing 90 days
I'm getting born in that shape before chasing for anybody
It's that simple, bro
Yes, guys, January 1st, I'll be getting into the gym
Me and Morgan, 90 days hard, bro, 90 days
90 days hard, bro
Yes, and we're going to transport my body
No, bro, I want to go to the UK though still, generally
Yeah, we should, yeah, we should, okay, can we actually play it out though?
Yeah, well, I'm ready, okay, so let's plan it after you say it to us. Generally, generally,
I feel great. Oh, yo wait, bro. Can you put on my streamer quick?
Yeah, I want to see like if we did this for 90 days, like what could I get to
You see me
Please don't show, no, no, no, no, please, please.
Not bad.
Oh, fuck.
What?
Why?
You think I'm playing like 90 days, bro.
60 days, matter of fact.
Robert, look, I want my biggest goal, my biggest goal,
bro, is you see I'm wearing skims underwear,
how it goes down from the weight.
Yeah, yeah, no, no, you want the little,
you want the little V right there, yeah.
It goes down, my fat makes it way down.
I want to wear skims underwear,
and I want to take off my shirt, and it looks crazy.
Yeah, yeah, that's disgusting.
I should be disgusting, by the way,
but yeah, yeah, not for sure, yeah.
Of course.
Do you genuinely think my body's disgusting?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's ideally I don't like it.
All right, bro, well, I'll see you soon, maybe.
I'll see you very soon, okay?
All right, bro.
I'll catch up, okay?
It's fixable?
Bro, I promise you, chat, mark my words, bro, next year.
Next year, bro.
Things don't always go silky smooth, so when things are not stable, you must adapt so you can live life to the max.
You can always turn a loss into a wean.
Even if you don't show your rage, we won't forget the immoculacy that was first-
Yeah, man.
I don't even know. This don't even make no sense, but this deadass- this deadass makes no sense.
Why did everyone leave phase?
Um, if I speak I'm in big trouble.
He's-
No.
Are you gonna miss Faze?
No.
No?
Yeah, why do you guys act like we're not friends?
I literally- Lacey is downstairs with his badass doing his stream, bruh.
Like, what are you talking about?
This shit caught me so off guard.
Yo flight, can you please answer me? Did you block my number? Did I do something? Can I apologize?
What did I do every time I text him it doesn't go through?
Inform it. Let's do DNL in the chat since you want attention so bad. Let's go ahead and give you donkey today, buddy
Where'd you go? What this nigga said flight is making a stream showing drama, bro
You a female. Yo, you bitch ass nigga. I know for a fact. You're like
525 fucking pounds. Yo did you fucking brush your teeth this morning my nigga?
Since you want attention that bad my nigga, we gonna give it to you my nigga.
Nigga, I'm sitting up here reacting. Nigga, everybody in the motherfucking community
is reacting to this motherfucking jobba. But when flight reacts to this shit,
it's a motherfucking problem nigga. Where the donkey sound effects my nigga?
I don't got a soundboard nigga, so I'm doing this shit the other way.
DNL whatever fuck your name is nigga. Donkey of the fucking day on this Saturday morning
I'm gonna be so honest man. I really want to do this 99 kill lead with flight bro so bad
So bad, bro
so bad
Watch the full clip
Oh gosh, is this going to be bad?
You hold me, do you have a question?
I don't.
I don't.
I don't.
I don't.
I don't.
I don't.
I don't.
I don't.
I don't.
I don't.
I don't.
I don't.
I don't.
I don't.
I'm sorry people say ultra for a new group name or dub. Yeah, that's not gonna be the new group name
You destroy phase name, I don't know what you're talking about destroy. I can't speak
Ludwig explained possible possible issues with X phase boys may run into into the future if they stand
a group. They're gonna have to figure out that aspect. We're an org, we'll handle it for them.
So they're gonna have to figure out interpersonal things like how much does you know Jason Nolene
now spend in rent versus silky versus lacy versus a chute. In a chute, how much does each member
have to give up? Is it percentage based? Who's collecting this money? What staff counts as
group staff, what staff counts as individual staff?
Is somebody fielding deals for them?
Or are they fielding their own deals individually?
Like these are all issues which over time just kill orgs.
Cause it's a very difficult thing to figure out
and it becomes really easy, super easy.
He's spitting. Yeah, dumb fuck. Ellen DeGeneres is spitting.
This is the most obvious shit ever. It doesn't take a genius to this.
Ludwig explains possible issues what Stable Ronaldo may run into if he's a bad person.
He might become a pedophile. He might become a racist. He might become a homophobe.
He might become a transphobe. Like, you understand? This is the fucking obvious.
Like, anyone with a fucking brain, anyone with a fucking...
Yo, yo, Ellen, bro! I'm gonna be honest with you.
Ellen, bro. It doesn't take a fucking genius to fucking explain the possible issues.
Yo, possible issues that Stable Ronaldo might run into
If he's a pedophile jail death people hating on it. It's like what do you think?
Like yeah, obviously
Obviously, why are you so pressed? Well cuz I got Ellen the fucking generous over here telling me how to run. We're not making no orc
It's not an orc, bro. We're friends
We smile also Ludwig. I'm mad at you because you dodge my my bro verse, bro
You couldn't beat me in video games, bro.
That's as simple as that.
You dodged my bro versus bro.
You could not beat me in a bro versus bro.
I'm sick and tired of these streamers.
Same with agent, bro.
Same with agent, agent dodged me.
I offered him, let's play some games, bro.
You lost to Lacey.
You are not a gamer.
You notice how he gave up that thing instantly,
saying that he'd wager any streamer after he lost to Lacey?
Bro, please, Lacey better than me?
I beat him in a 491 we watched.
So now what?
So now what?
I'm the best gamer!
I did not lose to Senna.
I let Senna win because I thought she was a make-a-wish
that was so fat that she was gonna get
like cholesterol problems that like I,
you know, she didn't have much life left.
So I tried giving her that win.
Make-a-wish hit me, bro.
Simple as that.
Simple as that.
Ain't even a five gifted, Kyle.
Chris next door, do I even have to speak up?
My next 99 kill lead, who should it be against?
Who should it be against?
My next 99 kill lead.
I don't even know.
Oh, no
Flight I want to do flight. I did excuse you. I beat his ass crack, baby
Shout out crack baby, bro dead ass too slimy ban him
ban him
Ban him
What is this don't know them but in the Simon they seem funny as fuck. They're sure it would be a good collab
I'm not gonna do whatever bro 2026 chat. Should we start collabing or no?
I've never done collabs. Should I start collabbing?
I don't know. People are weird man. I'm scared of collabbing on people because people are weird. What is this?
Mike? Mother, Mike is signed to that 360 deal. He is never leaving.
For you, Mike, man.
I want to be honest with y'all. Yeah, Mike is done.
I saw Mike before we left base and he was talking to me. He's like, how can I get out of mind?
And I was like, bro, I put up my hand on him on his shoulder right here
And I told him straight out. I'm like
I'm sorry, bro. I'm like you're gone. I'm like it's over
It's actually over
Deadass bro Mike's stuck in a contract for life
What is this any other drama on this by the way?
Yeah, I'm talking about S5 like that, why you trying to take from S5 nigga?
Why you trying to take from Jerry Wu?
What the fuck?
He ain't earned that nigga?
He ain't get behind that screen?
He ain't setting new rules with annoying on the 2v2 2man nigga?
He ain't get sturdy nigga?
screen he's sitting on rules with annoying on the 2v2 2-man nigga you
didn't get sturdy nigga fuck what the fuck you think you is I'ma say cuz they
came nigga fuck you nigga fuck you nigga capital L two of them fuck you
niggas
Ronaldo
Been a nigga been having money they didn't even have money says pops fight sweat
He's saying don't work bitch
What's your time out?
Game to ball
I'm not laughing at that. I'm laughing because I saw
Saw it. Yeah, don't worry man. I'm not laughing. I'm not legally allowed to laugh at that
It's almost that El reader, yeah
Dude guys, I'm not even trying to be funny. Why is it every time I inhale now I get a sharp pain on my chest right here
I'm not kidding 99 kill lead verse Bruce. I would do that. I would do anything. It's fun
I'm serious, bro. I keep getting I keep no dead-ass of my engine genuinely
I think it's because of my weight. I actually don't think it's because of stupid shit that you guys are saying I
Actually don't know though. It's really fucking painful and I don't want to feel it anymore, bro. I
Don't want to feel it anymore, bro
Hmm drink water
Yo, why did y'all let me get a beard I was so chopped
Nina limb drama. What are you talking about? What are you talking about, bruh? What is this?
I'm sure fucking Ron might have said it to this guy. Yo, Jason is a fucking fuck-ed fuck-em-fucking
300 city, 300 city, FLV, Andy, sees both out of the streets crossing the street, blah, blah.
And then the next thing is like, ah, yo, let's collab on her. It doesn't mean that he's fake,
though. Does it mean that he's faking that in? I'll be honest with you, bro. Anytime we've all
shit talked, we've all done it, bro. That's how friends are. But we cleared up internally. I said
this yesterday. We cleared up because who the fuck cares, bro? Who the fuck cares, bro? Sure,
Jason's chop. Sure, Jason's eyes go from one side of the head to the other. He looks like
a hammerhead shark, right? Sure, Lacey's fat and he looks like Ellen the generous when
he dyed his hair blonde, right? Whatever, bro. That shit don't mean nothing to me.
Shit don't mean nothing to me right these guys are my friends
These guys are my friends and that's how friends are supposed to be
simple
Merry Christmas
Don't wish me Merry Christmas nigga. You you you you celebrate fucking Hanukkah nigga
Yo stop typing that in my chat y'all please bro, please
Please stop typing on my shit
The Lachian baby Lola started crying while reporting the news on Cust...
Can't do this!
She's not crying for another man, right?
I can't do this!
CUPFUM!
Yo, CUPFUM! What's the word, buzzin'?
Yo, we on Fortnite tonight? Me, you?
Come on!
Driving up VIP slots?
What's the word actually wait, is it a good idea to put the day after I leave faith?
Yo you gonna get me in a lawsuit bro, no, no, no, yo you gonna put me in a lawsuit.
I would love to, nice.
What time bro?
Let me know.
Get the demons on.
Get the demons on.
We can run quads.
Get the demons on.
Meat, crack, baby, cuff them.
No, I gotta stop.
U-Biss.
I can't.
I can't do this right now.
I really can't.
I can't reporting live
why am I watching this
Click this shit. I got some cooking shit. I got some cooking shit, man. I don't know
what that was. I don't know how I got here. Lacey himself face tattoo coverup. His
gay ass would do this. Guys for anyone wondering I don't know how I got here. I
don't know why that was on my screen. I did not click anything. I think there's
a there's a hacker in my chat right now that did that. Anything that you see on
this stream is not real. Okay. I don't know what's going on. I'm not even
controlling my mouse right now. Look my hands up in the sky right now. I
don't know how it got here bro. I don't know how that link got clicked.
symbol's that, symbol's that. Oh no. Big Bear part two, let's hope nobody leaves
phase this time. Yo, December 18. Yo. Yo chat, I do have an idea though. I do have
an idea. I was gonna go to Big Bear solo. I just want to see what would happen. I
I want to see if the demons would do anything to me.
I would do it just to see.
No! Yo, does anyone even live in Big Bear? There's got to be at least one person who lives there.
What are you like when I was up there? It was low key so boring, like unless you are being like a
streamer. I'm dead ass. I don't know. Me personally, I don't like going on vacation. Like when I
went to Hawaii, I enjoyed it for the first couple of days and then I was like, damn bro,
I miss seeing W's in my chat a
Deadass missing W's
Like I need that like deadass I
Look he want to go on a vacation just to stream it
Like I want to go to I
Came to make this joke cuz I'm not even a joke. That's why I say I want to go somewhere
I'm not as chat's gonna be right towards me. I really want to go back to Germany and I want to do a stream on the auto
We spamming W's this is snowy keep in mind
brother you know this is this is thank God I yo you know what I okay let me talk
about that after yes thank God brother this guy got poached by Lacey yo you
know what I really actually want to do chat I swear to God bro I want to go
back to Japan but I want to I want to actually do it better like the first
time we went to Japan it didn't feel as free let me try to see how to
articulate my sentence because if I say something might be wrong but there
There's a reason why we weren't as free.
I'm not gonna say it.
But I really wanna go to Japan, bro.
I really wanna go to Japan
and I wanna do it right this time.
I think it'd be so much fun.
But like I wanna go with a streamer
that I don't like usually like day to day collab with.
Like, who could not go with that would be like
super fun that would wanna do it.
You know what I'm saying?
Like I wanna try going somewhere new with someone.
Like I think it'd be fun.
XQC won't leave the house.
That's the problem.
You won't leave the house.
Like I really wanna go with someone that I'm not used to.
Yeah, XTC is not going to Japan, y'all.
Sina?
No, I'm not trying to spend money on food, bro, please.
I'm trying to save money.
I don't know though, but I want a roadmap.
I just, I want a roadmap like my next year
and I wanna do certain things
like that I've never done before, like traveling.
I've never traveled, bro.
I could go with agent.
That could be kind of fun.
Be actually fun
I don't know he would do it
Rod and cup of fortnight segment. Let's be honest, but a couple of not going live for the next seven hours
Logan Paul, okay, I gotta time this guy out
Anything else? Let me close all this shit real quick
The Epstein shit nice
Um, 10 out of 10 album bro, I've never listened to this album never I've never listened to this album
I don't know what the ends is. I don't know what way back is. I don't know what coordinate is
I don't know what through the night is beads in the trap. I think that's the one nav, right?
I just put an eight in it put a light this sniffing on a
STP interlude. I know that one. I don't know that one. I don't know. I know goosebumps
I know pick up the phone. I don't know this one. I don't know this one. I don't know that one
You guys do the same thing every single time, bro. What do you mean? You're lying all about
I know I don't listen to music, bro. I don't know anything
I'm gonna be honest with you, bro. I could have had a better verse than this
Does Kylie or is it Kylie Caitlyn which one is it that has a billion or Kendall which one
Kylie bro, does she actually have a billion dollars like a billion
Brother if I had a billion dollars I could give everyone in this chat a million dollars now, right?
Can I give everyone here a million?
Or is my math wrong?
I could give a yo, you know, it's crazy. I could give a dollar to every person in chat right now
That's how you know you made it
Fuckin' I'm running letters and rapsin'
I'm hard of fun as a sucker
My fuck is young and restless
What does that mean my dick is young and restless?
What does that bar mean?
Can somebody explain that one to me?
I don't get that one
He fuckin'?
Alright
Is that the hip shit to say nowadays?
When they say I'm bitching senseless
I would star like
Bitch you're gay
My life is a hop
Look at the house
Yo, so, so is, is, is Marty Supreme even a good movie?
I didn't see it.
Is it a good movie?
Is it even good?
Yes?
Really?
Is it up to par with what he tried doing though?
I'm gonna be genuinely like brothers. No, I don't watch any movies. The only movies I ever watched growing up was like cars, bro
And maybe the Kanye documentary and that's kind of it and toy story like I never watched any movies
I've never watched doing I've never watched Star Wars
I've never watched like any of these movies that he's been in the Willy Wonka. I've never been I've never watched that
I've never watched
Yo, am I uncultured we do this like every five months I do this but like I feel like I'm really uncultured, bro
I need like a dad in my life like I need a father figure. I need a father figure who could be my dad that ass
I'm starting to sweat immensely on my ass. Oh, I gotta turn my fucking the arrow
What the fuck it is on bro my my chair has swamp ass
All right, I'm seeing messages we might have to ban this morning name in particular
Um, why do you live under a rock?
I do not.
Um, hottest in the UK right now, Ron version of UK.
Hotest in the UK?
Literally the Ron version, huh?
Is that young Philly?
Yo, really?
I think I've seen this dude before.
Is this the guy who goes on Omegle and he like does I don't want to be racist, but is it the same dude who goes on Omegle I
Think I've seen this guy before. Yes
Boba said she tries to get me cultured Boba
The only movie you told me to watch was Iron Man the first one and I watched it and there wasn't that many entertaining scenes
But it was still a pretty good movie
What is this unrelated reacts I
What is this kick streamer runs over a stalker? Oh, I did see this
Not gonna lie, bro. I'm ascending right now. So I gotta wait until I get to full ascension before I could comment on that
Ever since the other day my business email been blowing the fuck up
He's lying for you. That's not even how that works. Hell you dude. Holy shit
I'll tell you what who hit me up
I've had six gambling sponsors say yo, let me sponsor the new house. Yo, shut your bitch ass up, bruh
We're not putting no fucking sponsors around this house unless you give us five hundred million dollars. It's your fucking gambling sponsor, bro
Please I have people come out of the fucking woodworks out of nowhere, bruh, saying that they want to help me motherfuckers didn't help me years ago the fuck
Crazy man. People are such opportunists in this world. It's actually kind of sad genuinely
Genuinely, genuinely, genuinely, bruh, genuinely, it wasn't rain bad, no, you wouldn't even
be able to guess.
Genuinely, though, people are such an opportunity, I have people who are like weirdos, hit me
up out of nowhere, genuinely, just say fuck you, let me stop bruh, gonna leave this
here, kill yourself, how about that, in game, of course, forgot we got people watching.
Um, anyways, um, I also started playing with Warzone off stream with the dafts,
shit's been kind of fun, I'll be honest, I missed freaking Warzone, we were talking
about it bro low-key freaky war zone used to be the days um is there any
YouTube video that I should react to now that I'm back any YouTube video not no
links anymore is there any drama and news outside a phase that I need to react
to at all anything just say names just say something no no no mr. Beast I'm
I'm not reacting to no Mr. Beast, Jinxie.
No.
Nina.
Wait, so did Nina actually get unbanned?
No, hey!
What is good, my child?
What is good?
Shout out my little brother earlier,
popping the balloon.
The balloon popper, popper, bitch popper.
So I can't think of this shit.
Shout out my came in and come in the frame.
Antite here popping it and we're gonna be going
IRL soon after this, but y'all,
we got some shit to talk about.
Check, check, check!
All checks, my check, everybody else's check.
We got some shit to talk about right now, bro.
We got a lot of shit to catch up to.
All right, there's poppers everywhere.
Shout out, shout out whoever the mystery guy bought.
Let me bar the garage.
You know, that's not my setup, y'all.
That's top.
All the shit for 200 likes.
Fuck.
Wait, so I'm confused.
I thought the reason she got banned,
Detective XQC finds outstanding evidence
to possibly prove that Nina Lin was lying about paying
for the items of target in her return
stream after her Twitch ban.
Excuse me, can you pack your bags and leave
so us new phase members can come in?
Yo, couple of them, tell me how I'm on Twitter, bro,
and I see your name on Twitter.
I don't wanna say what it is,
talking about some crazy shit, bro.
Like, you gonna get me in trouble, bruh, for what?
Hold on!
Huh?
Wait!
Th-there's more signal in here!
No, no, no, it's not good enough, that's the bottom!
Wait a minute.
Hold on!
guys guys this is not it's difference wait rotate rotate that's on the other side wait
there's less there no they're absolutely is less though it's very little but that's
not that's also one of those things chat where it's automatic you know I'm
That's not cut with scissors. That's not nothing brother. That's a fake. That's a phony
look
this is
At least at 45 maybe 50% of the curve. That's not even 50%
Oh
Total hold on wait
You can also compare the fold what is what is GG beef the fuck is a GG beef good game
beef like what the fuck what are these type of things who's buying beef for $11
bro a steak for $11 $10 steak you're gonna get fucking food poisoning you
can also compare the fold no tomatoes you can see how she folded it whether
Do you not see what it was wasn't it like a big steak like this like 40 pounds?
ground beef
Brother, I'm not talking about beef that bro
I'm not even gonna speak around smarter than everyone in the chat. You thought that looked like argue over I
Had a 2.1 GPA
Poland Poland Poland Poland Poland Poland Poland Poland
You're actually out of touch
Whatever brother brother
This is not folded it look at my shirt. There's almost no circle. Yep, and no tomatoes no tomatoes
Beeth at steak tomatoes
Nah gg cheese, why does everything have fucking gg in it, bro? What the fuck is a gg milk? What the fuck is a gg cheese?
That's a lot.
So, Mekos, where?
Good game, bruh.
Anyways, bruh.
Honestly, bruh,
I don't really give a fuck, I'ma be honest.
Genuinely.
This is like, what am I gonna do, bruh, with this information?
Um...
What is this?
Those NDAs are eating them up right now, gang.
Why are you hiding this account?
Walter Wayne regret what he's talking about bro I'm not on an NDA if I was on an NDA you know what
I'm saying guys I'm not on an NDA I love everyone and I love spreading positivity everything is good
in life bro I have no reason to hate I'm very I'm feeling very phenomenal recently God is great
I'm very healthy I'm not suicidal I live in a very good area and there's no bad people that
want to come after me so if I go missing randomly of course I don't know how that happened
Duke vs. Chris fight you missed it what the fuck is this brother you know I'm not
reacting to this shit bro like what are you even linking me um outlaw or any of my
mods I'm done clicking on this check it's all they spent me some bullshit is
there anything I need to look at golf cart the what is this the
controversial business of Aiden Ross when people talk about country okay I'm
Let me see this up. Congrats to Jason go and Lala bet Lala back
Lala back. Hey, press that
Lala Baptist on announcing they are expecting a new they're expecting a baby very soon way Jason goes gonna be a father
Whoa
What up Pepsi yo Pepsi are you back can we go buy some bobs?
That's kind of crazy, bro. Congratulations, Jason, go. That's crazy, bro. Yo, okay, so I don't know if this is weird, but like, sometimes I'll be in public with Kimmy and I'll see a kid and I'll be like, oh my God, I want to have kids.
Like, bro, it's actually like some people, some kids are, okay, how do I word this? That'll be weirdos in my chat because it's a young audience.
But kid I want to have kids but it's adorable. It's actually adorable, bro
I want to have children like can you imagine a mini round running around right now dead ass?
Like do you think the world do you think the world would need another run like imagine another run running around, bro?
What are you talking about bro?
Yo, my genetics are peak
Yo, think about it. You come out of vagina. You're good at video games. You're tall. You're handsome. You're athletic
You're muscular and you're smart.
Yo, a mini-ron contributes nothing to society.
Not with that hairline.
Yo, you guys act like receiving hairline.
Is it receding?
Wait, it's receding?
It's not receiving?
Okay, does this fall?
That don't look like my hairline.
Genuinely, that doesn't look like my hairline.
Because look, no, because look, look, okay, look, no, no, no.
So look at his forehead.
Look at his forehead.
You see how big his forehead is?
My forehead isn't that big.
Facts are no.
Let's be real.
Stop lying for one second.
Stop lying for one second.
My hair my my forehead isn't that big. That's a big forehead. That's a big fucking forehead, bro
stages of Norwood hairline
Okay, but I never this doesn't make any sense because I've never had any of these hairs
Bro, I've never had any of these hairs at all
you
you
you
you
you
I'm actually the same.
I'm actually the same person, bro.
Dead ass.
I'm a normal hairline.
OK, this one's not even late.
Bro, you see?
Hey, bro, what else do I got in here?
I'll do it.
Hat boy dip log.
Yo, but if I react, am I going to get a lawsuit sent to me?
I'm down to react.
This is me in front of my substitute teacher.
Actually, I can't get a, I can't get a, why do I have this saved in my fucking camera roll?
This isn't real, right?
This isn't real, right?
That ass is not real.
This is not real, right?
I've never even seen this.
This is real?
I
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, what's this one?
I'm a new soul, I came to this strange world, hoping I could learn a bit about how to kill and take
I'm a new soul, I came to this strange world, hoping I could learn a bit about how to kill and take
Yeah, this is what I mean when I say I hate when people say I change bro
I'm literally I might be the one might be a worse version of this dead ass I
Had the worst haircut ever bro
I'm gonna be honest with you. I did ass had like a fish bro. Look at this shit. I
Was wearing Hollister clothes. Yes
I was wearing Hollister t-shirts with Abercrombie and Fitch fucking pants
What the fuck is this?
Almost just leaked everything about whole fucking computer
Almost released the files
You became your tiktoks. Watch out, bro
Is that Lacey? What's wrong with Hollister? Nothing's wrong with Hollister, bro
But I'm just saying I used to wear Hollister and Abercrombie and Fitch
You know, it's crazy. Look at this photo that I found
This was the first night we ever moved to broad lawn. I'm talking like photos that you guys have never seen
This was the first night we walked into broad lawn
You know I found this in my camera
The first night I'm talking like before we even started streaming
you
you
you
you
you
You
Better Arab and life's great everyone smiles nowadays get this fucking shit off my floor. Hey, y'all I do not have ever seen
How did we go from a receding hairline to that shit, bro?
Dead ass.
Like, how did we go from a receding hairline
to fucking chud light five?
All right.
Wait, is it receding or receiving?
Yo, I don't know what the word is anymore, man.
I'm getting mad.
I'm dead ass getting mad.
I don't know what the word is.
Yo, it's lazy!
I
Figure my ear. I don't even know if Lays is here, bro. Click fat boy dip string
Will I be getting suit if I click it?
Tom in seven minutes record time and yeah, no this
San Francisco, like
Brack, baby is actually the best
Common seven minutes record common. Yeah, I mean
Yeah, I'm guess I haven't even looked at the calm, but I'm guessing
This which I thought
Yo, yo, hey
Those ladies here, bro
Why are you running away? What's going on?
I'm not running away.
Why are you running away?
They thought you were fired.
Tell them where you were, bro.
I'll hold you down to end, man.
You're about happy as shit right now. What's going on?
I don't know. I wasn't that happy as shit. I was chilling.
Same voice.
Same beautiful.
Diana.
Diana is not a living walking man.
Chad does anyone here live in Milwaukee? There's absolutely nothing to fucking do there
You while ladies in Milwaukee bros playing og fortnight by myself
Yo Chad, I'm not came bro. I've been playing so much og for that. I kid you not it is so much fun
I don't bro. I'm not even sponsored
Like do I have bro, do I have a couple of summer? I'm bad at that. That's how to get on
I want to play so bad right now
I want to play with like a good group like I was playing with my IRLs
We were just being racist to my one IRL friend bro so much fun. I'm dead ass. I don't even know if this is a couple of number. I
Don't know this is his number. I might be calling a rain of the human
I think Bruce's numbers for me, both of them are green now.
I think this might be comfortable, hold on, let me see, let me try to type C. Yeah, bro,
Yeah, but don't worry, I plugged in everything.
Appreciate it.
Nice, nobody, uh...
Okay, who else can we play OG Fortnite with?
Hold on my heart. I'm in this store. So fucking what?
Kick up. Let me call. He says cash in out with the money phase just made me. All right
Check all loose. Oh my god. Loose would be
Bro, see none of these streamers want to ever make content bro. Loose just wants to go live and spin slots, bro
Come on. Let's play some fucking games
Nice. Now I look like a fraud in the shed.
Loose!
Yo, what's up, fake? I mean, just stable Ronaldo. What's up, man?
Yo, you streaming today?
Oh my god, like how late?
So like if this East Coast is like 10 or something so it's 7 for you.
You wanna play OG Fortnite?
Dude, fuck yeah.
Well, well, what's the earliest you can get on like dead ass?
Don't lie to me, just be honest.
What's the latest you're gonna be on?
That's a better question.
Listen, brother, I haven't streamed in a long time.
I'm not gonna do a long stream today if I can figure out what to do.
today and right now right now you're on my you're on my agenda
i mean bro i'm just not even gonna be yeah i mean i'm gonna be on it like 10 something
it's okay you won't be doing it tomorrow
Lowe's yo why do you do this last-minute shit bro
Lowe's is only the last minute what else are you gonna f***ing do today what are you doing today
Uh, I don't know, man.
Bro, look, can you get on?
How are you?
Listen, listen, how are you doing, bro?
I'm doing good.
I'm actually doing really good.
When are you going to get a haircut?
When are you going to take off your fucking hoodie indoors,
bro?
When are you going to get a haircut, man?
We've all noticed it.
You've got to get one.
Brother, my hairline is actually not even bad.
Look.
You don't have a bad hairline,
But for some reason you have this thing pointing out, why?
Bro, because it's long.
My hair is long.
What the fuck is that?
My hair is long, bro.
It's just long.
What are you going to do?
Listen, I'm just trying to look out for you, bro.
But yeah, listen, I'm going to be like, yo, bro,
I'm not a star or whatever.
And it's just a long cool.
If not, we'll play later.
OK, yo, when are we going to do our stream
or we can't get off call of duty
we get a war zone when that's cat that's cat all right bro just let me know
wait why is your voice slow down we try call a coffin bag
I said it called back
I'll stop putting this fucking emo a speed calling someone with his phone, bro
Yeah, I give up I did ask you about bro
I did ask you about getting you go by fucking cuff him in 2026 almost nice
Jinx see this makes you stream it bro like you see I don't want to bother people who are already stream it
Yeah, do you see just started in stream? Yeah, 11 minutes ago. I just want to play video games, bro
I feel like it'd be fire. No, I'm not playing with sin is annoying ass bro Joe
I'd be down play with Joe. I'll be down put anyone bro. I literally
Facts are no chat. It's one of those times where you're home. You feel good
I want to fucking play video game, bro. I don't want to really IRL too much today
But I will I wrote a little bit because I want to do something
You know, I'm about to call my home my whole phone bro. I'm calling XQC see if he picks up
How many people have picked up my phone goals like one out of like four right now?
I'm gonna start leaking numbers if nobody picks up a phone I'm gonna be honest with you
I'm gonna start leaking numbers I'm gonna start leaking numbers I'm gonna start leaking numbers
bro I don't care duo fills y'all want me to get on Fortnite and play duo fills
Well, Lowe said he's down at night.
I'm gonna call Bruce.
You're right. I'll call Bruce.
Your call cannot be completed as dialed.
Please check the number and dial again.
Wait, I got two numbers. Hold on. Let me call the other one.
This one says Bruce. Drop them off.
Subscriber you have dialed is not in service.
If you feel you've received this message in error,
Please hang up and try your call again later. Message AZ 1.
Thank you to Five Gifted Lex.
Call Rage. All right, let me call Rage.
I'm gonna be so honest bro. I'm noticing chat. I'm dead-ass noticing bro. I'm dead-ass noticing
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
Alright, let me call Jinxie.
No, not Justin Timberlake.
Joe wants to play?
Does he?
Does he have my number?
Come on, Ron.
How you doing, bro?
Jinxie!
What's up, Ron?
How you doing?
Dude, you look good in glasses, bro.
Thank you
Yo, what's your agenda right now? What are you playing?
What if me and you and a couple others like or me and you like Joe Bartolosi apparently just think he's down
What if we play some fortnight some OG fortnight?
Not getting off fortnight till we get away
We can do that also later
This early in the day among us
Well, guess what he's from my hood he's from Cherry Hill, I'm pretty sure
Wait, I'm pretty sure he's from I mean he knows about cherry hill. It's a dangerous area. He'll tell you
What is suburbia
I'm not a nice guy, bro, and everyone knows it
Dude, I mean I haven't talked to Joe, but my whole chat was saying he's down. I love Joe
I've met him so many times such a nice human
stream with Joe and it's been I've texted Joe for like two years I love Joe he's a
good dude um you want to play some OG fortnight soon or no yes I'll do right
now it's 140
Well, how long is Joe gonna be on?
Ron, why are you chumping the camera?
Dude, what's wrong with you, Ron?
Ron, how long is Joe by the way?
I don't know, I don't know.
I don't know how long he streams.
Okay, chat, ask Joe.
I'm down, I'm down.
I was gonna do clips really quick
and then I was gonna react to a video.
But then I'm good.
Like, I'm good in an hour.
I'm good in an hour.
Okay, so one hour, you promise.
At 5 40 p.m. Yes, I can play
Yes, T okay, yes T chat
Let me ask Joe. Wait is Joe watching is Joe down for 5 40 yes T
Check dick check dick word. Oh my god Joe add on discord you want to play for oh my god
OMG, are you good for?
5 40 p.m. Yes T
Yeah, you you would make fun of Cherry Hill people make fun of
brother, you know the average income
Look look at my split average income of Cherry Hill a median household of only a hundred twenty two thousand dollars
Wow, you're really a trench baby Ron wow
You
Yo, this dead ass looks crazy, bro
How many how many chat zero?
Okay, no, I have like two or three, zero.
Oh my God, I actually did a viewing for this house before.
Okay, Ron, in an hour, all right.
We'll just decide the game in the endless box.
Okay, bro.
Let me see what Joe said.
Joe said no builds, bro.
He's a pussy, bro.
We got to play builds.
No, that's good.
That's good.
Yes, I like that.
No, we got up.
Not getting off till we get a win, Bill.
We're not gonna win in bills brother. I'm an FNCS champion
Yes
All right Joe said we who running it me and jinx. How do you spell me and jinx?
And you I could run for for a bit but I'm not running builds. He said builds is whack brother. I'll have everyone know
I'm an FNC is champion. I'll take us to a win. You know, you know, it's crazy
I actually toured this house in Cherry Hill, New Jersey.
Okay, be honest.
Ooh, that was a voice crack.
That's pretty rare for me.
Be honest, Shat.
Is this look that bad for where I grew up?
Is this look that bad for where I grew up?
I actually viewed this house.
I know exactly where this house is.
This doesn't look that good.
Like, these are just like,
okay, this is fake.
Okay, this is fake.
This is more like it. These are the small houses that I'm talking about. This is what I'm talking about. I know where this house is
I I looked at this house, but some of these houses I've looked at before
See, this is what I'm talking about these this is what I'm talking about
This is what I'm talking about. Look at these small smaller houses
Gently generally I grew up crazy
That's like a six to seven bedroom house
Brother there was times where I lived in houses that weren't four floors you understand it they were three
Generally breath speaking to that broad Doc's lays and I have his whole address. I'm about to set it to my new P.O. Box
Speaking of P.O. Box bro explanation mark P.O. Bro. Can y'all please send me please send me stuff, bro
Please bro. Nobody is sending me stuff tomorrow. We're going on stream and we're gonna go look please
Cherry Hill, New Jersey houses real estate. I gotta look at what I'm looking at man property tour
Yeah, how about that new Cherry Hill, New Jersey property tour
Like look at this
$700,000. Does this look does this not look like a trap house?
Hello everyone is the least you can say up for yourself Jersey real through
EXP will be today. I have a beautiful stunning new rehab home here in
Cherry Hill, New Jersey. You guys got to see it.
Okay, so first and foremost, you go to the front lawn.
Look at it.
Not cut.
Literally not cut.
Nothing is cut.
Trees are untrimmed, right?
Neighbors are so close to you.
It's like back to back.
These are like townhouses, tight.
Mulch isn't even done.
6,200 square feet, only four bedrooms, two baths.
Look at the mulch everywhere.
Holy transition, that was a nice transition.
Can we get a replay on that please?
Okay, first when you walk in, look at this, bro, if you're my height, you're already touching
the roof.
You're already touching the roof.
Yeah, man.
First floor feature, okay, this is okay.
I'll be honest with you, this isn't that intimidating.
Let's go to the real...
Okay, look at the kitchen.
Oh, brother.
Look at the island.
Look at the island. Marble?
Oh my god, there's... Oh, Kaphom's calling me.
BAM!
Stay for another hour!
Kaphom!
Please turn to the award of the year of wars. Please and thank you
Couple where are you right now? You're in public?
No, I just got there having a meeting with phase banks to have a Mac college. We're talking about some serious business
What do you want you left us? Don't ask me shit?
Nice
What are you doing today?
Relax, I'm gonna be live at like, like 8 p.m. my hop, just stay live, all right?
8 p.m. what?
Eastern.
Was that 5?
Yes, that's 5 your time, my hop.
You wanna play some Fortnite?
Oh, I'd love to.
Oh my god, we have a lot to talk about.
No, you actually gotta stop.
Certain things.
I, please, take actions.
Certain things.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
We have a lot to talk about no that you actually got to stop certain things. I pleased the actions
certain things
All right, so what what do you want to talk about we're right here, bro, what do you mean talk about?
Where did you go, what story are you going to?
I told you a lot, I couldn't listen to a lot, I said a story but I was in a meeting, alright?
I can't tell you too much, you can't...
Look, you already have no insight on the new phase, mind your fucking business, you left that, so mind your business.
So who's in the new phase then?
Don't worry about it, can you please move out and return to our Order of the Year rewards?
We want it, not you!
All right
All right, I saw a tweet of the new phases
Clavicular come from Jack Gordy and someone else and forget that was my replacements. I'm pretty sure
Yeah, oh and cheeser yes and cheeser
Yes and cheeser
I'm not gonna lie we could build a new I got low key hold on
Let me open up some MS paint real quick for y'all we can low key create a new roster for face clan
I'll help them real quick
Okay, low key low key cuff
Cuff them. That's number one
Next one
Nina. Low key. How many members do we have? How many members do we have? Stable,
Rotto, Lacey, Jason, Rage, Kason, Swag, Lacey, Adats. Was that eight? I guess we had seven if you
don't include Swag because he was a part of, okay. Sokya said. Okay, so we need seven members. We
I need seven members.
Jack Doherty, this is not bad, this is not a bad list.
This is not a bad list.
Clav, okay, it's not a bad list.
Who else?
Mizkiff, this is kind of nice, hold on.
Let's go up our list.
I'm seeing the same name here, come on y'all, chill out, let's all smile now.
Great, I mean I feel like this is a great roster, I feel like this is a Brady Gill.
Yep, Brady Gill, I know who that is.
Brady Gu.
Oh, Cheezer.
How can I forget?
Cheezer.
And they need like a top dog.
They need like a group leader.
Who's like the group leader?
They need like...
Okay, okay low key. All right. Let's now let's figure out roles here
Who in this group is this who in this group is the Jason the Wayne? Who is the Jason the Wayne in this group?
You know, hold on. I'm gonna get rid of
I'm gonna add crack babies said Brady Houston's Brady goo. You're still up and coming by your underground right now
But we gotta get to the mainstream people right now
Brady goo don't worry, bro
Crack baby
Okay, so who's the Jason the Wayne?
Who did Jason in the ween here Nina?
Okay, so Jason is the Nina.
Okay.
Who's the coffin?
Who's the coffin of the group?
Who's the coffin?
Who, who's the coffin?
Me?
No rage. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah, rage that is rage is twin. Rage is
Who's the cop? Who's the Jack Dordy?
I set myself up for this one.
Stable to Jack Dordy.
Okay, who's the clavicular, bruh?
I don't even know how to say his name.
Okay, okay.
Marlon's not a part of this, Dick Riders.
I'm seeing adapt adapt for clap. Okay. Who's the misgivable? It's a big title to have
But on Lacey, okay, I'll go who to crack baby. Who's crack maybe
Who's the cheeser at a group?
Who's the cheeser?
Who's the cheeser?
It's a big one.
K-san?
Okay, yep, yep, yep.
Okay, and then the group leader, Hasan.
Who's the Hasan at a group?
Wait, wait, what number are we missing?
Rage, Jason, stable, adapt, Lacey, Silky, Kason. Wait, that is everybody, no?
That was everybody in the last sub-a-thon.
Guys, we're talking about the replacements for this current, not when Max was here. And Max, okay,
me saying Hassan is Max, hold on, I gotta switch something around.
Nah, I can't, hold on, I gotta give him like cheese or something.
Hold on, man, hold on, how you don't fuck it?
Okay, so think about it, right?
If they want to recuperate, when rage left, they can low-key pick up Cuff him.
When Jason left, they can low-key pick up Nina.
When stable left, they can pick up Jack Doherty.
When a dap left, they can pick up Clav.
When mischief left his shit, they can pick up Lace, or vice versa.
When Lacy left, they can pick up Mischief.
When Soki left they could pick up crack maybe.
When K-Song left they could pick up cheezer.
When Max left they could pick up a son.
I'm not gonna lie, this could work.
This could dead ass work, no?
This could dead ass work.
This could be a new era.
Yo, you know what the craziest part is?
Can you imagine all these people?
These, can you imagine these people in one room
doing a stream?
Yo, I would actually watch that.
Yo, there should be a streamer.
I'm gonna make this idea right now.
Yo, there needs to be a streamer, might be me, right?
If you do do it, you gotta give me credit,
where I gotta be a part of it?
We gotta put every type of streamer in one room, bro,
and make it like the,
we just gotta see what goes on in that room.
I'm gonna be honest with you,
this is a crazy room.
Which lunch table you sitting at, chat?
Chat, which lunch table you sitting at?
These are all the tables.
Which lunch table are you sitting at bruh?
You sitting at Kuffos?
Kuffo Mluke got the best table.
I'm sitting in the bathroom stall.
Alright, it's not bad tables bruh, it's not bad tables.
Back to our house reviews.
I'm gonna be honest man. I don't want to talk about it too much, but I will tell you
Bro my room growing up was not big
Like it was like the size of this. This is the size of my room
Wait yo lace
You think I could show if I put the house address
to to the house I sent payphone in and I showed the address you know that could be
bad
is that bad
brawls gonna say we go look because look at the house we can look at the house
right now
New org bro, please, uh, fuck, yo Ron, can you please put me in the new org bro, please?
See, what happens bro, I'm trying to tell you bro, I'm trying to tell you bro, let me
make my new org a piece before I invite anyone, bro, I'm not going to lie, I'm about to
become the new dictator, I'm going to make a new org and what I'm going to do is
I want to take 80% of every fucking streamer who joins.
Return and return I'll let you rep I'll let you rep my name stable. I'll let you rep the name stable
Simple as that. I
Want 80% I want 80% and I need you to take a picture in front of this wall and kiss it
Yeah
Yeah
T-Fu contract, you know, I talked to T-Fu a couple days ago
I don't want to leak what I was gonna do, but I was gonna I might as well
Well, you know, he sent me the exact location of here, I was going to remake this video.
I have the exact coordinates of where this was recorded.
The exact, I'm talking like the pinpoint exact coordinates of where this is recorded.
And I was going to drop it, but then I was like, no, I don't want to like, I'm talking
like if I went there right now, I literally know where these exact coordinates are.
Go right now.
You want me to go right now?
Like I know these, like I'm talking like verbatim,
I know these exact coordinates.
How far is this?
It's 20 minutes away.
Bro, but then I'm gonna be late to fortnight.
But then I'm gonna be like, I know, bro, it's crazy.
I actually, I was going to record it, but it was clouded.
And he's got the camera ready.
Yeah, just have it on your backpack.
Hey, is this the exact spot?
He sent me an exact spot.
Like I'm talking like, I don't wanna leak the road,
but like this is how much I knew the exact spot.
Let me try to like make it so it's hidden like I have the exact location where it was recorded. Do you see this?
It literally shows me where it was recorded. I have the exact coordinate
I'm talking like when he tweeted that released the contract or whatever. I'll tell you look at this
Hold on
Hold on
What year did he say that does anyone know it's it saved in my phone during that year. I don't know why
What year was it
2018 oh so that should be right here
Why do I have did he saved in my phone from 2017
Did I know something wait, where is it?
Here we go
Tifu recorded the release the contract video on May 22nd 2019 at 450 p.m. On an Apple iPhone XS Max
Yo, that's crazy how much that's crazy. What was this May 20 say look at that
I was right
Yo, it really tells me everything that's crazy
All right, is on is it work for shizzle
It's not on bro looking good. It's not on bro. Now it's on
Can they see me? I hope.
My headset, man.
You know what's crazy? I literally... Look at this.
I had a hoodie ready, a gray hoodie, because he recorded a gray hoodie in a clip.
You have a car? You don't have a car?
No. Bro, I can't.
Alright, we need to just...
I'm gonna be right back.
Look up.
Yo, bro, what is this?
Also, my P.O. box that chat about a second Christmas.
Do you want to hear these guys sing?
You've got shit in your P.O.?
Yeah, well, listen, do you want to hear these guys' songs?
You've got P.O.? There's not, there's not a lot of P.O.
Yeah, it's, uh...
Your people most love you.
Watch?
You have to say you put it on the watch.
I'm going to watch.
I see.
I'm going to watch.
This is one of those watches if you bend hard enough.
No, don't break my car.
I'm not. I'm just saying.
If you bend it hard enough, I think you...
They also certainly exited the gummy bears.
I'm not the problem.
It's like I'm gonna make a gun in there.
Yo, I fucked up your watch, lowkey.
You broke my product, watch!
Yeah!
I can't open it.
You're not gonna do that, are you?
I can't.
You need it.
Let's put more over there.
No, no.
Take it out, take it out, take it out.
Take it out of your, come on.
Oh, it's not bad though, I didn't chew it, oh it's hot though, oh it's actually hot though,
it's not like, oh, okay, it's not like hot, it's like, I took only one bite but oh my
It's not even hot, it's just like, no it's hot, but it's not like I, it's like, it's like,
no ginsh after one bite, I don't take a bite out of it, no, I can't take a bite out of it,
No, seriously, take a bite.
You want the swallow, just take a bite.
It's good.
It's not in your mouth.
It's a tiny bite.
Okay, I'll give the other one.
No, that's like when he kissed me.
Come on, let's eat it.
It's that hot, you know, just take like three bites
and then you can spit it out.
I promise you.
I mean, I'm fine, but that's like weird.
I thought it was actually like a good gummy bear.
No, take a bite.
I'm serious, you gotta put it on your tongue.
Oh, my toe.
Brother, put it, oh.
Oh, my God, no, Ron, it's leaking, it's burning.
Yeah I know it's like instant, that's all it's saying
it's like, it's not hot, cause I didn't eat it?
Yeah.
Brother why does it make the image burn?
Yeah I know it's weird.
That's weird what you want to,
try it, try it, try it, try it, try it, try it.
Bro K-Zone gave you two of those for 500 bucks
and never paid the aid, both.
Yeah.
Eight, eight.
K-Zone scared you?
It's not yours.
Most?
It's not yours.
Fuck.
So wait Lacey, you wanna, oh my god.
No, it's just, don't, I mean, I guess it is very good bad, though.
How much?
I gotta go record this video and lay it out around over the car.
There's my car?
It's charged.
Yeah!
It's charged.
Like, what video do you need to record?
So back in the day, Tifu recorded a video, and I had the exact coordinates of it, so I was gonna go there.
Okay.
But I need a car.
My car.
Okay, okay, I'll check it out.
Okay, okay, I'll check it out. Okay, yeah.
What's your problem?
Yeah, yeah.
I really hope my mom is real bad.
Yeah.
Should we go to home? Should we go and give it out?
Yeah.
It'll help him stay warm during winter.
So, this is hot.
All right.
Let's do a battery test.
Oh, 36?
Oh my God.
You'll see you're...
We all have to kill you.
Okay, here we go.
Okay, here we go.
That'll be quick.
Yeah.
Uh...
Maybe on the...
Oh yeah, let's go check it out.
Good.
Right here.
Shall we?
Sure.
So that little muck doesn't come out of this fucking cocoa.
Like a kid.
Yo!
Ah!
I
Come on, come on, come on, come on, should we crash it?
Are you climbing across?
Why is there fucking no you, bro?
This guy's disgusting.
Come on.
Is it good?
Yeah.
2026, bro.
You know what we're doing, right?
What the fuck?
Careful, don't leak the address.
2026.
Oh, wait up my throat!
2026, bro.
Hold on, I'm actually...
2026.
2026, we're upgrading camera.
Okay?
Okay?
Yep.
Just be ready.
We're gonna start using the real deal.
Okay, let's see.
Okay, give me one second. Can I see me?
Yeah. Are they putting W's? They're putting O's.
A lot of O's. I don't want to leak the address.
Maybe we're gonna have to keep the car parked there for a second.
Um, I don't...
Is it this?
Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah.
Wait, I don't know if this is...
Okay, we're gonna try this address. I think this is it. Listen, bro, I could be wrong.
Okay, I might have a good prank. You let me know. Should we crash Lace's car?
Okay, so why is this nearer zone? Wait, why are we in electric mode? Whoa.
Oh, wait, his car's hybrid for real?
I thought it was a joke.
Wait, how do I get out of Sissy Boy mode?
Wait, why are we in Sissy Boy mode?
Oh, this is perfect.
Wait, I'm parking the car before I go on my phone.
I have like a phone mount here.
Oh yeah, this is perfect.
Wait, how do I get out of Sissy Mode?
Is that a good enough BMW?
I used to have one of these.
How do I get out of Sissy Boy Mode?
What are they saying?
It's four plus, four it.
From Sissy Mode!
Why does he have a check engine light on
We should have put Milo in the cage
Brother we're like permanent perma stuff
I'm so confused. Why does this shit sound so fucking quiet?
Oh, this thing is fucking fast!
What the fuck?
Yo, shall I buy a hybrid car, Chad?
What the fuck?
Yo, is Dalla driving this?
Where the fuck is this so far, huh?
No this is fast!
It is fast.
It's quick fast.
They say I crashed, I'm sorry.
It's just scary.
It's a cop on the house.
That's a light.
I see.
That's cool.
Oh, we're back in hybrid mode.
Oh, sorry, sorry, I'm driving an electric car.
Oh.
What's up with you, bro?
I haven't seen you in a couple of days.
How was your Christmas, huh?
It was nice.
It was really nice.
Thanks for asking.
I really appreciate you asking.
Did you do anything?
You hanging out with anyone?
Just my family and cove my friends
Nobody steals kids in Milwaukee
That shit is a sweet ass city
Take a key there, bro. Um, so what are we breaking for?
What's going on here?
Listen
I'm trying to tell you there are a lot of people who make fun of cherry hill
So, not a lot of people go to Cherihan.
That's all I'm gonna say.
Probably me and you from Cherihan, New Jersey.
Double, it's 0-8-003.
That's that area color.
Oh, another cop.
What's up with the cops out today?
Dude, I should get a hybrid car.
It's pretty nice.
But like, they're kinda like,
they lose value because it's hybrid.
They're sissy boy cars.
like bro imagine if I push mad mad hp
bro yeah I'd be moving
I feel like my car my car is like fast but it's slow like it's only 500 horsepower
and it's like it's I don't know it's not fast you know what I'm saying
I gotta buy a new car bro I gotta use my viewers money and I gotta buy a new car
That's what they want.
I agree.
Here's what they want.
I completely agree.
Who am I to sit here and keep my money when they want me to buy something with it?
Oh.
Look at this a snack.
Is this a tonen?
This is not the same bar I slept in.
Freaking shit's in this car, man.
You might be sitting where some weird things happen, but you're sitting in a, there's
no sitting in a throne or some shit like that, some retort.
Holy shit, Panera bread. What happened to Panera? I feel like Panera fell off.
I like it, but I feel like it fell off, no?
I haven't had it in a long time. It's pretty good though.
Tell me why I was talking about playing video games on a laser wasn't home and you was crying.
You were never playing games.
You were a grown ass man, bro.
I don't know how I would play video games with you. I'm a grown man, bro.
You're a fake gamer, bro.
I'm a fake gamer.
Tell me how I hop on Fortnite and I gotta win.
Fifteen kills. Stop playing with me.
Fourteen hours.
That's not good.
I don't know what their feeding these children out is.
For a hop on Fortnite, everyone's good now.
There's no more Christmas noobs than nothing, bro.
Everyone is fucking good at Fortnite now. I don't get it.
That is true.
Look at this fucking oil simmer to my right.
Yo, Glanker!
Yo, Timskid!
What's going on, man?
Look at him. His name is Marisol. Yo, Marisol. Look at him. His name is on the right. Marisol,
I don't like how he's going out of hybrid all the time.
What is the M Sport Road?
It's pretty fast.
I'm gonna take it out though. I'm gonna have to sit in the middle of my car.
If I crash it,
if that's the least stable or no, I'm not gonna pay for that.
We're gonna find a way out of that.
Well, this is really my first day out.
I feel fucking good! Can you tell my energy's different?
I feel great!
I feel great, bro.
Dude, I hope this is the right spot.
I'm pretty sure it is.
I was out playing here yesterday
and, alright, like two days ago and I was gonna record it.
But it was so fucking cloudy out.
You could not see anything.
Let's see what it hit.
We have to park illegally somewhere, we'll be quick though, if anyone asks, we say we
lost our car, we have to keep right here.
I'm done with the cave sir.
And then what we do is like, can you go up there, we'll walk down here, we get in, we get out.
Then we'll have it in Sissy Mooks, they came here as well.
Sissy Mooks, yes.
Yo, by the way, um, a PSA to anyone out there that watches me.
Yo, when I go to these car meets, like, I went last night, please stop crowding me, all the ladies.
I have a girlfriend, but I'm dead serious too.
Like, bro, you wouldn't believe how many women now approaching ever since I left faith.
They thought I broke a line, girl. I'm like, no. I'm like, stop. Please, let me rock.
Also, I didn't tell you, um, I had, uh, I had some offers already on my table when I left.
Oh my god.
A&P boys next to me.
They were like, yo,
we wanted to add jingela blah.
And I was like,
they don't probably be like,
we think they're a perfect fit.
They should have said that.
But I'm not respectfully defined
though, you know.
I just want to work on myself right now.
Be a better person to me.
Okay.
Where's Whitney's?
Oh, okay. The sun's out. Can someone disable the sun?
What's going on?
Can someone turn this fucking sun off?
What the fuck's going on?
Jesus.
Is there a fucking flashback on my face?
So bright.
There was.
Fuck.
I want my chat. We're only nine minutes away.
I'm just getting legendary before I smile.
It's gonna hit.
Oh my god, it's gonna hit so hard.
This is gonna be so fucking cool.
Oh my god.
You can turn on energy.
Oh yeah.
You can turn on energy.
Yeah.
That one's back too, so you guys can probably start like,
some like duo shit and then just build it from there.
It's not, I wouldn't recommend taking any sponsors on your energy,
let me tell you.
Might never.
Holy cheezer.
Holy fuck, you know what our goal was?
We had a group chat, I swear to god.
I shouldn't even say it's not true, right, so let me stop.
Let's just, I can't, I don't know.
Let's just, you know, I keep the track civil.
I texted Cina, I was like, yo, we want to add a new member to FaZe.
Right before I was about to leave, I was trying to get out of track.
Like, in the contract, yeah, just to get my get back.
There's text in there, she could show if she didn't want to.
Let me stop talking about that, that we're in a new chapter.
Maybe we'll get a couple of jokes after the next couple of days, but after that, new year,
bro, we gotta reset.
2026 we're streaming every single day, chat.
Every single fucking day.
Rain, shine, death, doesn't matter.
Every single day I'll be streaming.
Minimum 10 hours a day.
You got it right?
Of course.
So you were telling me?
Is that crazy that Jynxy did that?
What?
every day this year and he did 24 hours in it he did like 10 hours all
hours
like I feel like that was my role like I told it to do that you know what I'm
saying like some swaggy shit later I could yeah we look you have some bit
right now a base that crazy what we used to have fucking none oh we used to
go to fucking Big Bear and have no bitrate.
That was so bad.
Zero bitrate.
Holy shit.
Can I have a little something?
I can launch control this off or no.
I think that's a little crazy.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
That's typical fucking nuts right now.
Especially old phase member.
Die!
Well you live my legacy paralyzed parabolicic whatever it is.
What do you want to do that?
To be honest if you were paralyzed would you want to keep going?
Like if you were paralyzed from like your chest down and all you could do was your head.
I don't know. I don't know.
When I wrote my will if I ever hit like paralyzed paralyzed like I want to be.
I couldn't grow. I get props anyone who goes that road.
I saw this one dude on Instagram rails. I have like really fucked up Instagram rails
I saw this one dude who started running the treadmill and he had no leg
It was just him like
I'm like wait, what if they have penis? Like do you have a penis? Like I'm not your serious
These are questions that I'm asking myself
Oh, what is the body? I'm sorry, I was told
I'm gonna have at least five charters go to Lacy Stricts, hey you crap
Okay, so this road wasn't the one I went to if you want to show this.
It's not where I was before.
Oh, I started off here, it's good now.
Thanks for the second roof.
Are you dead?
Yeah, she's dead left.
Are we in fucking Batman's house?
What is going on?
Wait, this is not where I was. Where is this directing me? Is this Keith in my phone?
Yo, someone A.I. fucking Keith in our living room wants CCTV cameras, bro.
You're a loser.
I'll be back to it one way.
Oh, you have a concoct out of here, would that?
For sure.
I hope this is the right way.
Lacey, have no fear, bruh.
I'm making sure your car is safe.
If you're under my hands, it's super safe.
I'm just gonna cut to a clip and let's crash the car.
Off the cliff.
Oh, you saw the guy who made Call of Duty die?
Yeah, that shit is no I drive.
No I don't have a spot.
Does anyone in my chat know, uh, the crest?
highway fucking that spot that he died but there I'm gonna be honest to you that
shit is sad as fuck but what mind would you be going a hundred what anyone 140
miles per hour through a tunnel on a cliff right there my truck is that it
check tell me that what it was 140 miles per hour
They're saying, bro, a hundred, you know how fucking fast a hundred four miles per hour is?
Yeah, that's fucking awesome.
Like, usually when I do that, it's usually in the school zone.
That guy did it on a fucking mountain.
Like, he won up me.
That was crazy, bro.
Say, 114.
114, that's still fat.
Bro, like, part of the car just went like that.
That shit's sad.
Rest in peace, bro.
That's why hybrid cars are scary, though.
Supercars I'm pretty sure I was here in SN 90 or in the other far the two nights
Oh, you're blocking the road. Okay
Either way
Hybrid cars
Your chat 42 more minutes
Why does it keep going from like hybrid to fucking gas?
You don't like it?
I don't like when it keeps switching I wish I could just put my motor on.
Where?
Just where we are.
Oh my god look, there's the kids.
No, Dwayne, Dwayne the Rock Johnson is down there!
I promise you, I promise you!
Oh.
The guide actually stopped to listen to what she had to say.
It is you, bro.
I appreciate it, it's really pretty.
Dwayne the Rock Jots!
Dwayne the Rock Jots! It is that way!
Why is there so many on tour right now?
Oh, we're about to be here.
Oh my God, I see the viewpoint.
I'm pretty sure I think I see the house that he had in the background
See me marvelous
No stopping or parking at any time and there's mad people
Don't run if I chew.
Huh?
Huh?
I know about all these people are parking.
I know.
If I get a ticket, do you know what I'm right behind there?
There's only two slots.
I can follow up behind my first one.
Thank you, sister.
I gotta get a ticket.
What is she calling the police?
This says no.
Is she a dumb fuck?
the fuck this shit says no stop at any time is she setting me up wait she's
sitting up what I'm gonna call him Jinxie hey yeah I'm about to recreate you
for release the contract video
no we're not doing among us a fucking 3pm
if they get such a big lobby for that too
Dude, I know some streamers. Do you know streamers too?
No. Not one really likes me, but I could try to hit up some people. Listen.
I'm gonna be back around like, literally right when we said let's call then we could figure it out.
You down?
Hey, you want a discord? You want a discord call in like ten minutes?
Um, no no no, you s- no no no, like, like-
Steve, look at your chat! No no, look at your chat! Do it! Do it! Do it!
Okay, okay, okay, okay, give me- give me- I just gotta recreate this. I gotta check the tower quick and then I'm gonna come right back home.
It's a 15-minute run home.
Okay, okay, recreate the video. Alright.
Alright.
I think we're getting set up, by the way.
Oh, there's no stopping.
Let's just go quick.
We're not gonna get killed, right?
Yeah, that's what I'm trying to figure out.
Oh, jeez.
You should have parked in the two of those cars.
They're not towing you first.
Why do I run in slow motion?
I feel like I'm running in slow motion.
Oh my god, I'm running clean air forces too, fuck.
Fuck, there's a parking lot here.
Is that snow in the mountains? In California? I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Jack Doherty! He's got a Hollywood Boulevard! Make sure you go visit him!
Jack Doherty! He's got a Hollywood Boulevard right now.
with clavicular
I love your gas fire, at least keep boys to a minimum.
Come on, Lisa.
Come on.
Come on.
Don't do that!
You're not good?
Yellow.
No!
Please!
Woo!
I'm out of breath.
You're telling me?
See that fall off the tripod right here?
Right here?
Oh my god!
This is it right here.
Wait the sun is so bright.
Hold on.
Do you mind if I stand down here with you, sir?
I'm supposed to record this video.
Wait, hold on.
Why is it so bright?
Is this a chat? Is this the right frame?
Hold on.
I gotta look this up.
Where's the...
Wait.
Wait, where's...
The frame is...
Wait. Is this the right frame?
They're saying...
...
...
...
Wait.
I need work.
Did I do it?
Wait, come here. Come closer.
Because it's the bag.
...
...
Hold on. The house? The white house is in the background.
It's that house.
...
I can't hear it out of the video guy, you know how the video goes?
I gotta look it up.
No, what is up guys? I'm gonna keep this video really short and to the point. First I want to say, all this stuff about the gambling, the stones, the drinking, I told my lawyer I did not want that in there and he would do exactly the same. He would take it out. So that is no worries. That is out of my way.
way. I really want to talk about the main point. I never wanted to get anybody to get emotional because
this isn't about that. It's about me and this contract. This contract that I signed when I didn't
know any better. I should have never signed in the first place. Listen man, I'm gonna keep this
short and simple y'all. I'm gonna keep this short and simple. This stuff that's going on,
This is fucking bullshit. This is not cool. This is this is not cool. This is fucking bullshit
Isn't that kind of crazy? It is fucking insane. This is recorded May 22nd 2019 at 4 50 p.m
This is exactly where Tifu sat when he recorded that iconic video.
This is a legacy moment.
Does it just look suiting?
Is that car crazy?
No, it is crazy.
Do you think we can find his foot prints?
Tifu?
Tifu?
No, I think so.
Alright, well that was a good 20 minutes.
Not a hit.
Chad, was that cinema?
say the line are you dumb call Teefu release the fucking contract guys it's
obviously a joke this is a contract I'm talking about with rainbow succeed I'm
talking about a rainbow succeed contract not talking about anything recently this
is all just propaganda from the government.
Let's see if it picks up.
Hey, do you know what picks up my phone?
Oh, where am I safe?
Alright.
That was a good little...
That was a good little segue.
Say the line.
What is the line? Did I not say it five times?
I said, release the c-
Did I not say it?
I don't know if you said it,
I was drowning.
We seen.
Did I say it?
Say no.
No. Is that bad if I say it?
No, no. I mean you're just referencing the whole video.
Nothing like what you're doing now.
Excuse me.
Guys everything that I'm referencing right now is a joke about Rainbow Six Siege.
There's nothing to do with anything going on. It's all coincidental.
This is fucking bullshit. This is fucking not cool
Release the contract this is fucking bullshit. This is not cool
Guys it's about rainbow six seasons is not about anything else I
Had a really perfect opportunity with face tan and I love face climbing. There's so much opportunity for me
That's all I'm gonna say I can only keep positive I'm talking about rainbow six
years old fuck we did it let's go that's so fire that's so fire up that's
crazy is that crazy he walked up here go we really just paid homage and now the
fucking cars gonna be gone. Oh no. Wait this is actually beautiful. It is. It's really green.
People can hate California. I agree it's a shit fucking state and I agree they're
shit taxes and shit whatever laws whatever might be. But bro I'm gonna be honest. Bro
this is beautiful. Like it's so nice and mountainy and like. Bro think about it.
In LA you can run into Jack Tortie. You can't do that anywhere else. Maybe Miami, but like,
look, and you gotta, to make sure you're valid in Miami, you have to make sure you buy this one
dude he owns a club. You have to check in with him. You see that? No, I haven't. You're not
actually rich in Miami if you don't check in at a club with me. Buy a bottle. I feel like my brain
is so much internet that I become such a loser. I just make you a loser, come on.
How you doing Tom, pleasure?
He's a lizard.
You think so?
There's a lot of lizard people here.
Too many.
Okay, so I have an opportunity here.
If you call a tow truck into cars, they give you money sometimes.
You never told me.
You called and told me to bring all the strings bro.
Yeah, can I, can I please call in a tow truck? Please, I want to call in a tow truck. There's
a lot of illegal cars parked here. Yeah, I'm calling a tow truck for everyone here.
Don't worry, I got it. Yo, so yeah, so there's like a lot of cars.
Are they giggling, getting my fear mongering?
The old guy is looking.
What?
Huh?
Still locked over here.
Nope!
Get in, bitch!
Holy fuck, man, we just did a hike.
That was a real hike.
Yeah.
Motherfuckers are saying they're getting ads, okay?
Then fucking gift a sub or ask for a sub.
Someone will give you a sub, y'all.
If every single person in here added one user and said,
give me a sub,
eventually three of you would get lucky.
Minimum.
That's a real statistic, by the way.
Literally someone in here would have to get lucky where a viewer gives them a
southern to be honest
I'm sweaty
Is everything okay?
More lizard people, bro.
Yo, humans are interesting creatures, bro.
Um...
No, stop! I'm gonna fucking...
I was trying to do my good deal, it's just a failure, you know?
It's just a failure.
It's just a failure.
It's just a failure.
It's just a failure.
I'm trying to get my drink diluted so it's gillian, you know?
Nope.
Let me bring a good spot to better it out.
Are you good at this?
Yeah, no, it's good.
Holy shit, you scared me.
Shit.
I don't even know what I'm looking at.
Didn't see the bump in the road.
I have to make sure I break it.
Can you move it away?
Shh.
I don't want to be fucked.
Ready to fill this up, all right?
Yeah.
OK.
Chad, how spot on was that video? Was it good?
I feel like it was pretty spot on.
I'm gonna be home exactly at 255 Toljikson.
It'd be perfect.
What did I say?
Well, it's like, yeah, the clips look good.
Hmm?
Really? Is it bad?
I mean, you were recording on a phone. I didn't have a phone. It's a bad.
Yeah.
I was paying homage, bro.
Yeah, I paid homage.
So what, we get drunk?
Dude, we should do that one day.
Every single chat right now is just looking for a good to sub.
Every single chat.
Still?
I'm getting news all the time.
You know what it is?
We're all out in Kev's season.
Yeah, he was giving subs to fucking...
When I wasn't streaming, I was looking at my offline chat, bro, the day I said
I left face plan, I see Kev season in my offline chat gifting subs to Benjamin, NetaLogger
or whatever the fuck his name is.
Not Yahu.
Yeah, he's gifting subs to him, like, how am I brother, what is going on?
You also know the fact that you don't know who that is.
Nah, I do feel he gets it.
Hey, what are we going to do?
Is this a joke?
You're a joke.
What?
No, okay.
What did you say?
Don't ever call for your own head of camera.
Sure, LeBron James, they've been trying to meet me. What do you even do?
You ever call?
Yeah.
Dude, someone turned the fucking... oh my god!
So I've been having this problem, bro, and I need to kind of... for some reason, I keep
getting neck spasms in my neck, and I also, if I do this, if I do... oh, I feel it.
I'm not kidding.
I feel something clamping right here, like in my chest.
I'm serious.
Super and baby. No, but why is it when I breathe my heart tenses up?
There's like a very long stick
What the fuck is this for?
What is this, bro?
You're okay. It's okay.
Come on. You're okay.
Thank you so much.
I know you made me here.
Humans.
Oh, but the pain might be
something to do with the tumor.
Fuck!
Bro, genius.
Generally.
Like, bro, I actually get heart...
I feel like I'm getting like chest pain, bro.
Like, why?
You're really not the gripper in the last three months.
I had anxiety and stress.
You think it's...
I'm getting fat.
Denny?
Or was that the problem?
Like, I lost too much weight too quick?
You did.
That is the problem.
It's like shock value to your body.
Oh, no, bro.
Say it.
We're only on day one of the new chapter, bruh.
Right?
How does it feel?
I don't know how much longer I'm gonna do.
I'm really getting chest pain.
Oh my god, bro.
Should I get my cavity fixed on stream?
Or do you have a calicotty?
A calicotty?
A calicotty?
A calicotty?
A calicotty?
A calicotty?
A calicotty?
Isn't it like it's Sunday?
What was the quality of that?
Yeah, I think that's what it was.
I'm just kidding, I can't.
You know I have three cavities I have them all in my wisdom teeth. They said
Really imagine how good that stream is and so you start my stream and it's me off the gas
No, I would definitely say something crazy
Not that I'm like it'd be like when you're off stream so like just be really good
Okay. Where is this taking me? It's... It's telling me to go straight. Should I go straight?
Is that the right way?
I'm just gonna get in the left lane. I'm sorry. Oh, there's the Mercedes behind me.
It's a little less kid. Oh no. You can get a pressure meter go fast into my versus car.
I'm not driving another man's car fast.
Holy moly.
Oh, this guy behind me.
Oh my god, if someone hurt me now, I could just break my neck.
another stick out there you saw it
not in the zone
shut up
you can go shit over there
god damn
you're about to play among us at 3pm in the afternoon
no I'm not, I don't want to do chat
I don't care what y'all say
dude I don't want to play fucking among us at 3pm
brother I want to play fortnite
I'll play a shit by myself if I have to
I'm addicted to fortnite
Oh my god, I've played off-street in so much fun.
You're telling me?
It's just a new season now, like...
You should-
No.
Come on.
Oh, fuck you!
Where'd it go?
Look back to your right.
Okay, there's a meet and greet. Should we do a stop right here?
Is that, is that the diesel?
How you doing, y'all?
I swear out loud.
There's something doing. What's the big, I can't see it.
Yo, what's up with these bushes in a row?
I
Went off this clip right here. No, we would look right here
Straight off the
The pin is wrong
JC
Roller be holding fucking nine minutes
Literally nine minutes. I almost bone if you need help
I think he's trying to find streamers for among us.
Who brother he is.
Let's play 4K!
I'm saying 6-7.
He can make a coin.
If I ever have a kid bro,
on the dead series,
he's getting a headset put on
and we'll try to get him into a stable toy review.
That kid is literally at $100 million.
He's stopping us when he's going off the slide.
That would be fun with me.
And now, the end is near.
And so I thought, yeah, that's gonna suck it.
I like the full and very nice with my curtain.
Oh, it's powerful.
Good thing I dodged it.
Dude, I'm not kidding.
I have a weird...
You know, like, mind-free addiction.
Like, you don't have to go to breaks.
You can just eat, like, their bed.
Someone has sex in his car.
Bro, I recently have been fingering my ear
It's like, it hurts too. It's so dry, like the blood. There's like blood that's... See?
I didn't even mean to do that, right? I was just gonna pick... Holy fucking shit.
It's so pretty out.
I'm deadass, rocket, deadass, get out the sleeper.
I'm sorry, we're doing the stuff... Oh my god, you can see the ocean?!
I don't fuck!
The day is clear.
I'm in summertime, anyone else?
Actually, like, this weather is perfect.
Like, not too cold, but it's a little chitty-bitty.
You know?
Can I tell you something?
Of course.
When the Epstein files dropped, we were told by the government a lead face clan said that we could distract people from it.
I did see you in it.
I saw a couple of different examples of you being in it.
It's bad.
No?
It's kinda hot. It's got this fog.
It's not.
I think they have water in them so if you just take the spikes out and take a bite I think
you're good.
Is that how that works?
I'm pretty sure.
It's like camels eat them.
Camels are fucking dumb animals.
They're actually such stupid animals.
It's crazy.
Stupid animals, it's crazy.
Yo, I saw a camel spit out its heart and beat it back.
You know what I'm talking about?
Does anyone know what I'm talking about?
They threw up their lungs or something. I swear to God.
They threw up their lungs and he sucked it back in.
Does anyone know what I'm talking about?
They said it gets so hot.
They're saying it's their stomach.
It's the camel's stomach.
Yeah, they threw out their heart.
No, what is it?
The stomach.
Oh, they throw up there someday if he's in the scene.
Oh my god.
Should I try that?
Just swallow your tongue.
Oh no.
Oh no, no, no.
I'm uncomfortable.
My throat's getting tight.
Why don't I like that?
My leg made it so my brain things.
I'm okay.
The magnet.
This fat bitch.
The fuck is he in shit for, like, red nuggets for?
And he licked it clean.
Look at this.
He licked his shit clean, bruh.
I got a single...
Dude, every time I breathe, I feel pain.
My fingers are right here.
It's linked to the back of your head.
Alright, Chad, watch your head so I...
Come on, come on, hurry, come on, hurry.
Why don't I pick my nose in this car?
I don't know.
It's a real problem.
Everyone calls me booger boy nowadays.
You know what I had a theory of when I was younger?
When I was there all the time.
If you lick your booger and poop in a room,
if I lived in a room for 100 years,
every time I picked my nose, I'd be like,
eventually the floor would be full.
You'd have a layer.
You'd have a uniform.
There's no shot, you wouldn't.
It would be really gross.
There was this one time when I was younger,
I used to pick my nose so much,
so much put it under my desk and it'd be a wooden desk because the desk I played
Fortnite on and when I switched it my mom took the desk and she said she was
disgusted because she put her hand under which she lifted it into all boogers
falling off hard as a rock like bloody ones like green ones yell her like a
a ton.
That is absolutely disgusting.
Wow.
It's not even that disgusting, right?
You know what's disgusting though?
Bro.
Sometimes, like, as a guy, everyone does this.
You ever, like, crease your fun hole with your little finger?
And you, like, you go from the crack, like, up?
You want to sniff it?
Oh, it sounds like actual poop.
Like, it sounds like poop.
It's good to have a fear, yeah.
So you just hold that shit and dry it open, stick it in your ass.
And you're just wiping your finger through there and then smelling it.
And I just do like this.
Not even like my whole, just like a crack.
Okay, I'm gonna make a guilty truth.
I'm burrowing, he lifts his tail, his bottle, my purge is open, and I can't open my finger.
You do not!
I do this, I do this.
I believe you. I think you do probably do that
My breeze heavy girl, oh drink some water
I haven't had water in three days.
Chicks are water and stretch.
Chad, is there any sponsor?
Does anyone in the chat have a sponsor they can reach out to to sponsor the house?
So we don't have to pay rent because we're on a floor.
I can't believe that's the thing that's going around.
What, are you guys are broke?
No, it's that we didn't want to pay rent this month.
I'm not gonna say it because, you know, we're on a new chapter, but it's been a while.
I can't believe that's all I can say.
He puts crazy.
I hope he's really gone.
I know.
Fucking finally!
What are you doing man?
Holy shit!
Let's do what I was talking about.
He's good at fucking driving, good at...
This guy's only good thing was fucking done.
I can't believe the time that Loby was here.
He brought Anna like four different times on stream on Lacey's stream took my merch gave it to Anna
Now he's in New York City
Get a discord call from among us literally it's the people out among us look
They're literally calling me. There's how many people are in that
My muscles are calling me.
This thing is a two person group.
What is this?
This is good as shit.
The neighbors have like grown.
It's cloudy outside too.
Hello?
Hey, hey, hey!
Quick, stop that whole fucking answering system!
Let's go.
Here you go.
I did fuck it up a little bit, it was okay.
What do you mean fuck it up?
I heard a tree.
Hey, is this Clix?
Is this Clix?
I don't know where.
Who is this?
Yeah, hey stable, we're not oh
I said to call clicks
Yo, dude, did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed is this quick survive you want to play fucking among us?
Fuck? What's wrong with this guy?
I don't even know. I don't know. I just want to play a fucking video game with this.
You're saying Tim.
You're saying Ted?
Maya, what did he do?
There's chicken in there.
There's chicken.
Maya, we're cooking chicken right now. You want to see?
Oh, yeah.
Look, Maya.
Oh, it's cloudy in the fuck out here.
Blaze! Are you hungry?
I'm starving, Mood.
I wanted to see the chicken that we cooked.
Oh wow.
Mood, you know I'm hungry.
Look at the chicken.
Where's the, oh yeah.
I got you, Lace.
Thank you.
What about me?
Drew, you're not even kidding, you actually look hideous.
And I hate looking at you.
I don't like looking at you either.
He's making me mad, bro.
Drew is not ugly.
Do you want, well, you want chicken though?
By making shots.
If I make this shot, Drew, you got to kill yourself.
You're not T.O.S.
You can only be T.O.S. if I made it like this.
You're not T.O.S.
Greenbeam.
I'm gonna go play Among Us for Jinxy. I'm trying to gather up some people.
Hold on, let me call them.
I wanna play Among Us at 3 o'clock.
I just showed up right now.
You can lazy.
Yo, I'm home right now.
Do you want me to get drawn?
Do you want me to hop on?
Um, let me check.
Let me check our schedule.
I'll just walk away at the park.
Yes.
Walking away.
It's me, you, Lacey, Joe Bar, Bobby, Sina, Sketch, Agent,
Highbys Brackin'.
Highbys?
Harry Sluthernam, I agree with that.
it is you got to meet him. Who's Bobby? You got to meet him.
Nothing. Come on. Sorry. You keep going.
Right now, so we have a lot to attack us a whole lot with the two of you.
Wait, what time is 8 o'clock? 8 o'clock is not until like three more hours.
Yeah, you can go 8 o'clock in two hours.
Oh, that's fine. No one wants to play Among Us for two hours anyway.
Okay. Work to the ground. Yeah, work to the ground.
Okay, so I could call Cufflin.
Uh, yeah. Okay, yeah. Yeah, call Cufflin. I'm gonna call people to your bed.
Okay, so I'll just gather some people.
Yeah, gather some people. So let's go to this corner.
I'm going to try to gather some people real quick.
Ah, my eye.
She's a hung-up on her bi-accident.
All right, let's see.
OK, let's call XUC.
XUC will play.
See, look, he's perking his tear.
I put my finger up his butt by accident.
My accident.
That was a smell.
I just let you smell your hand.
Because my feet smell.
I was like, what is that?
What's up?
Hey.
Oh
Excuse me, I'm gonna pick up my phone call who else can we pick up chat to do it among us?
Who else who else who else?
What I say?
Bruce Arke Yugi
Yugi call Yugi
Give me an outlaw message from Sunny
Jonah is down
Yeah, you don't play among us right now J.C. me you everyone Lacey
You said what?
You can stall for me bro.
You have the strength to be here watching right away.
I was not watching.
I was watching the greatest of cop launches.
And you, Jesus.
Move both of them a little longer for me.
Bro, once they tell me to go to that disco,
bro, I gotta join that disco ward.
Uh, put your depression under control.
Uh, at the same time, James can say to me,
you gotta go.
Okay, better.
That's the point.
That's the part of it.
I will punch him around then.
Hey, no, no, you're not gonna thank me when I'm right here.
Are you kidding me?
Kill yourself, UV! Kill yourself!
In game.
Of course.
Fucking sender there.
Here, let's see if that's ready.
See this carbon fiber wing?
No, no, just get this angle.
It's used in a fucking wing for that, eh?
I can't.
I can't.
Did you say this part?
Yeah, and yours.
Combo.
FVD?
I'll do it anyway.
Let me see who's live right now.
Everyone is friends with FVD.
Right up here.
Skins up the right way.
Um...
It's a YBG.
Is he straight?
I don't care. I don't care.
I don't care.
I don't care.
It's fucking hot. Jesus. This is why we can't work out. I'm dead. I swear I got allergic to it. That's why there's water coming out of my face.
Jason!
You wanna do a moment?
Yo!
What?
It's my fucking idea!
So what?
That little ugly ass dog behind you, bro.
I'm dead ass, yo.
Let's do a stream where we take Coco and we can teach her how to swim.
Fucking drown her ass.
Remember?
Yeah, it's that dumbass dog.
He's shooting at you, bro.
That dumbass dog is so ugly.
That dog has no fucking thoughts in its fucking head, bro.
It's a dumbass fucking dog.
Hey, Coco!
What's your dumbass up here, huh?
I
Lies there three water bottles on top of the fucking
You know getting rid of all this shit, maybe it was this is so high up
We should build who we said the first time we should put a ball play here. We should put a swimming pool in here and die
How many, how much games do you have?
Oh, that's not a good one.
I'm gonna find out what you guys are doing.
I'm getting too strong in both of them.
That's not a good one.
JC!
I'm actually not really good with my vaccine, right?
What do you care?
Why don't you play?
You know, JC, I have a problem.
I don't know what that is.
This is what you're supposed to do.
What do you mean by that?
This is what you're supposed to do.
You told me to call my friends!
Okay, I jumped right now, how funny this is if I broke my life here.
Casey, if I golf and don't look at your table, you're gonna die.
I don't want your paper you know I
Burger what the fuck are you doing watching this?
We do it, huh?
What are you doing watching the stream?
What are you watching the stream?
Look at these bubbles perking, I could just...
I just want to put my thumb in his butt.
Okay, I'm fucking short bro, I gotta take a look at the sun now.
Am I going to get rid of the sun?
There we go.
Stop, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
Alright Burger, here's how this works.
I'll feed you if I get 10 gifted right now.
No, no, this isn't gonna, none of this is sympathy baiting.
You're not getting anything unless you give me 10 sub chat.
I'm not feeding this fucking cat.
Matter of fact, Burger, I'm making it 100.
Maybe he's so fat now, he literally just- SHUT UP!
This is disgusting.
Goyslaw.
Wait, look, I'm gonna make him my dinner, hold on.
You can have him asund.
I'm gonna give you a little bit more, too, Burger.
He's just fat.
Any burger? I'm going to give you some toppings.
Oh, a mixture. This is going to be a...
This is going to be a good one, burger.
I forgot it on my hand.
Dude, do you shut the fuck up?
All right, you want it?
Say...
Say please.
Thank you.
Nope, sit. Come here.
sit sit sit he is so fat like where did he learn that from like just eating
bro all just eat eat eat like damn he probably shut my door he probably
swear he's not fat too that's the thing he dies he talks to me no dude I can't
They're all time in order for it. I'm not kidding.
Who's calling my phone? Is it among us?
Jim?
Jinx, he's calling me.
Hey, hey, hey! What you doing?
Bro, I got a good idea.
Could you call XQC and see if you want to play among us?
Okay, so I can. I just did. He didn't pick up.
But maybe he was on D&D. I could try again.
Yeah, he's probably on D&D, bro. Just try to call him again.
Okay, I'm gonna, you know what? I'm gonna do a new challenge.
Calling XQC till he kicks up the phone. Here we go.
Okay. Bye, bye.
So we call them twice, ready? Let's go for number three.
Wait, my heart's hurting. This is not a good idea, is it?
No. You just slam that shit.
Only 26 grams of added sugar.
Brutal.
What is panthentonic acid?
Is acid in this?
Yo, they're discriminating too.
Not a significant source of saturated fat and trans fat.
Why are they making this like a political now?
Yelp!
He just picked up the phone and hung up on me.
The tall answer is important, we like him in the hospital, let me text him, yo we need you.
He's got specific.
Not down for among us.
What he said KK?
What does that mean?
What he's typing. I said answer.
He said call.
It's a surprise I'm on my phone.
Can't wait to look. Are you looking for this? Ready?
It's my knee.
I'm streaming right now. Say hi.
So.
Yo, get on bro. We want to play Among Us.
Me, you, Jin, Cicina, all these people.
Lacey, wait, are you gonna start your stream?
Yeah, I think I'm getting raided.
I think the Epstein Files is over, hold on, hold on.
Oh Jesus Christ, I thought it was over.
Um, no, it's not that, so, um, I'm talking to XQC.
Um, yo, you're not allowed to eat on the job.
Hold on, hold on, let me take it.
Um, yeah, we're gonna start like right now,
Can you join up?
Alright, I'll get in.
Okay, Matt.
Ron, do you want some?
That's mine.
Let me get you a plate, please.
Alrighty, Mooch.
I'll be down, then.
Okay.
You can't go back over there and hover over it and already give them a chicken deal if
you give you the chickens.
Come back.
Make a wife a camp.
Just a little.
Bro, you know you're brushing your teeth.
By the way, we're in blood.
Every single day when I brush my teeth, there's blood.
And I wash my face.
So smart for me.
I do it for shock value.
Get my heart moving.
You gotta be one step ahead, you know?
Okay, so do you...
Okay, so how do we...
Because I'm not hungry. You want to eat something?
No, he's gonna make a new one. It's okay.
No, it's really okay. Thank you.
I'll take you down for your business.
You're trying to get after us.
It's like a fucking golden scar for him.
Yo, Berger! Yo, Berger, look!
This shit's a golden scar, huh?
Too bad, bro.
Oh, hello.
Where's the tray?
I'm not that hungry after I ate one.
You bodied that.
I was like 10 seconds.
Um.
Oh!
I'm glad you turned into a helicopter.
What does that mean?
Well, that on my dick?
Freaky ass.
I'm just trying to get it out of this cutscene.
That'd be tickin', not hitting that.
There you go.
Come with me.
Here, take this, bro.
We're going back to desktop.
Hi, bro.
Hi.
Jack, can y'all hear me?
Leak Twitter! Oh no. Not some of the X-team files are actually out. Are they actually fully out?
There's no shot.
Don't say the Ronstein files are out, bruh. No! No shot!
I'm enjoying this among us call wait, there's nobody even in the car three inches
Other
Wait, did my penis actually get leaked I
Don't even give a fuck. I'm gonna be honest with you. It's nothing surprising. It's nothing fun. I dead ass
There's nothing my penis is nothing Chad. I'm gonna be dead honest with y'all might as well just be honest
Yes, three inches. Show me the clip of where it leaks. I'm admitting it. So
Poor boba
First of all my girlfriend and I we don't even let me have sex with
Second of all, why am I in a discord with eight people and not a single person has joined the call?
Third of all is ex-qc even live?
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yo. Yo. Yo.
Yo, I got good news. I'm on
Twitter by the way. Oh, that
was you. Oh, Jixi. Get in the
case. Yes. Lacey, what's up
bro? No. Yeah. Oh, Bobby.
Bro, I got just stop. Just
bro, I got I got excuse
to join. I got XQC. Yeah, I
I was maybe joined like I was maybe definitely I'm kidding I'm kidding I'm kidding. I was kidding
You saw what no spot see who's that?
Bro, I seen that bro. What so?
Did you like tell them to release the files? Oh, what?
Wait, what are you doing walking on? No, no, nothing crazy. I'm a deaf and you let me know and I was
Oh great, and I see Sinister fat ass join the call. Oh
God brother. Oh my god. This is like a nightmare
There's a way to miss it up yo yo your fat ass is in here, okay
I'm not talking about your body.
I'm talking about that forehead.
I'm talking about that forehead.
I'm talking about your forehead.
I'm talking about your forehead.
I'm talking about your forehead.
That shit's weighing your, that shit is weighing your neck down.
Your neck is in pain because of your forehead.
Are we playing or not?
Keep going.
Keep going.
No.
Keep going.
What is your workout routine, Joe?
Like, I want to assign myself back.
You know what's crazy is I actually did tell Ron my workout routine at the rainbow event.
I'm not going to get paid for
the rainbow event.
Oh Ron did you do it.
I didn't get paid at that event.
You know that.
The rainbow in.
250 grand.
Wait Joe did you get paid at
least.
I actually don't know.
Jason asked me like when me and
him did the the bro v bro and
I was like I have no idea.
I'm going to keep it a buck.
The servers got hacked
yesterday.
Y'all are probably never seen
that shit.
I don't know.
like hacked the game and gave
everybody two billion credits.
Yo, guys, I don't have Bruce's number.
I don't have any of these numbers
that you're asking me for.
I can't invite five to the call.
You guys are probably going to see it, bro,
like 2027 or something, bro.
But it'll get there. It'll get there.
Yeah, why didn't you come?
I think I had a son of a...
I literally said he's not streaming
until eight o'clock.
Oh, we're not streaming that day.
No, well...
Wait, Joe, why do you tell people
that Cherry Hill is a safe spot?
I'm curious.
Because Cherry Hills like one of the wealthiest towns in New Jersey
So unless you're saying like the state itself is like the trenches
Camden County right next to me. They literally are invading that see you. Yeah. Yeah, they're invading Cherry Hill Camden
So you're driving through you're probably like, oh the poor people
No, Ron, you have to drive like 10 miles to get into the trenches basically. No, no, no anyone in my chat from Cherry
You know, bro, they're just
The sweet is the shit that you eat
There he is. There he is.
Yo.
Hello, Bobby.
Yo.
How is Bobby?
Yeah, it's good.
Yo.
You have a voice changer on?
No, no, no, no, no.
No, that's his voice.
Sheldon, what's up with your voice?
What the fuck?
That's his voice.
Oh, I just asked you a question.
I didn't know.
Oh, shit.
I'm so sorry.
Bobby, no, I'm so sorry.
I was just asking.
Bobby, I got to meet you here.
No, I didn't.
I'm so sorry.
I'm meeting Senate.
Oh, my god.
Jesus.
I'm so sorry.
I didn't know.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
That's hooked up, Sina.
No, I didn't mean to.
No, no, no, don't kill me.
I'm sorry, Bobby.
It's wonderful to meet you.
What is this video of?
What am I looking at?
She was talking bad shit.
No, what is this, Joe?
What is the context of this?
What am I looking at of Joe?
Oh, those are moon shoes.
I'm just sending gifts of myself while we're waiting.
OK, OK.
So all right, we're missing two people, right?
We're missing, uh, we're missing, uh, we're
join. Oh wait. Okay. Yeah.
Okay. I don't have any get some
chatters in here, man. What's
what do you say about chatting?
I said she's gonna join to
reaction to join. Okay. We can
start the first lobby with 10
people and then the next one
to have 12. Chesh. I go through
my game. Are we running a two
imposter setup here? Yeah, how
many imposters? So we're gonna
do two imposter. Make sure you
go emote only in the chat.
Are we doing that bullshit with engineer and all that shit?
Yeah, OK, good.
Wait, hi, guys.
Rally's not in the GC.
Hi, guys.
We're going to help.
Very help.
Help us, please.
Wait, you want to say when we play,
we got to have our chat email only?
And Jerry, add state too.
Add state.
Yes, email only because some people will ruin it.
Some people will ruin it.
You're not playing modern, right?
Is this regular?
No, just regular, regular, regular.
Runs, everything okay over that round?
He's going through my gifts.
Wait, the party's full, the group has a 10 member limit.
Whoa, whoa, wait, you can only do Among Us with 10 people?
I think Cynna takes that face, Mark, that's fine.
I think not.
That's not hard.
That's my route, I'm holding on,
you better look back,
and then I'm gonna get a fucking hate run.
Oh no, shoot your shot, shoot your shot.
Okay, that was pretty quick, wait, I'm not good on it.
That was a good one.
All right, so.
Give that to him.
We can only get 10 people, bro, habits.
It's modest.
If you're modest, you can have up to 20.
Nah, he's talking about the good snub.
And then the discord.
Yeah, you can only have 10 people.
I need a intro.
Oh, wait, so a regular, a regular,
unless you get a more, well, we can make a server, but.
Quick server, yeah.
Yeah, make a quick server.
Bro, make a server.
High pass.
Go, go.
Your job is on the line.
Your job is on the line.
Sorry.
OK.
Wait, my mic.
My mic.
I'm just going to talk to you all like that.
W's shit.
OK.
All right, new server, new server, server, server, server,
yeah, good idea.
Make sure you guys don't leak the code, y'all.
Yo, yeah, yeah, guys.
I don't leak anything.
I swear.
Someone's going to leak the fucking code, bro.
Wait, is it among us 3D or among us?
Bro, why would it be 3D?
Lacey, Lacey, Lacey, why would it be 3D?
Like, say, join the server, join the server.
Wait, it's VR among us.
You guys don't make this a meta ad, right?
I don't make it a very clear,
I didn't get to pay my meta either.
I want to make it very clear.
If XQC gets on, we're kicking high buys we're cynic.
We make that clear?
Guys, we don't need to kick anybody.
We have this server.
Because I beat you in Fortnite, you didn't want to kick me.
Wait, we're off and on now.
Hell's rules.
We are, right?
I often only win in Fortnite.
I finally win in Fortnite, so I've been running.
No, your Porsche is mine when I go to L.A.
Your Porsche is fucking mine.
Sinna, do you ever shut up?
I do.
Fuck off.
Fuck off.
Fuck off.
Fuck off.
Oh, my God.
Shit.
I swear, I've been undefined for two minutes,
and all I've heard is your big ass mouth talking
the whole time.
Oh my god.
So you're going to break my suspension.
Let's cut the truth here. You're not driving that fucking car.
So much shit.
Yo are we going proximity check?
Guys I'm like super happy to be invited, you know?
Alright I'm going to the discord.
Oh are we?
Yeah join the server.
Yo Bobby.
I'm in the server.
Yeah sketch join the server.
Check it. Yo Bobby. Yo
It's good man. What's wrong with you, bro?
What's you mean? What's wrong with you? What?
Why does it say that?
Wait, what what happened? Why she made fun of your voice?
I don't know man
Is your mic loud or no? You want to see this cool gift I got Bobby? Oh
I
Just
Wait, sir. Let me see it. Oh my god. Did I leave this right now? I buy this smart, bro. He hit the thing
Yo, yo, Bobby look at this gift. I got hold on. All right. Let me see me. Let me see
What
What I do in the discord, bro
I'm not going to be able to
get up with my bare hands.
I did not leak it.
There's a hard pile of cat shit
next to your setup right now.
There's like five of them.
I don't know.
Stop, stop, delete it, stop, delete it, I'm not kidding, delete it, oh my god.
For everyone at Scorpio L2 right now if you want to gift it some.
Oh my god, I'm leaking everything.
What do you say? Is there a mod for proximity chat?
I think Joe's right, you're so tough Joe. I think Joe's right.
All right, what the dick suck?
Sorry, no, it's not that, bro.
Um, no, it's not that.
Five gifted, thank you.
Yo guys, let's try this thing.
Everyone gift one sub.
Everybody gift one sub on the beat drop, okay?
On the beat drop.
On the beat drop.
We all gift one sub.
Y'all ready?
On the beat drop, everybody gift one.
Everybody! Let's put some W!
Everybody just, just one!
Wait! Hold! Hold!
Everybody get the hydrate! Let's go!
I'll tell you where they don't, need me here.
Oh, 10 gifted, not bad.
Oh, thank you for the subs.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, I'm seeing a lot of one bits.
Yo, keep your one bits.
No, no, no, no, no.
Keep your pennies.
Keep your pennies.
No, no, no, no, no.
Keep them, keep them, keep them.
Yo, Vader, they give it a five gifted, bro.
Yo, thank you.
And here it comes, here comes the pennies.
Yo, chat.
Should I announce it now?
Should I announce it now?
Okay, yeah, this is.
Yo, should I announce it now?
Chat.
As a start of the new era of stable Renoto,
we will not be ending today's stream
until we get a thousand gifted.
The stream will not end until we get a thousand gifted.
Yup.
Come on, let's add it to the title.
Nope!
Nope!
S tier Jew, alright.
Yo, there's a lot of people in here, so-
A hundred!
A hundred, please!
Wait, who wants gifted?
On Junji's territory.
Hey, hey, please!
No, I'm not ending the stream until I get a thousand gifted.
That's a good goal.
Yeah.
Wait, so, are we about a player or what's going on?
We're waiting on agent-
Oh my god, anyone else please, please.
Oh my god.
Um...
Fuck up.
I know what Joe's talking about.
I'm taking your force, bro. I don't know why you're doing this.
How do you meet Center?
How do you meet one at a time?
That's what we're doing here, guys.
Center, you're in Texas.
You know, guys, I missed you too. I hope you have a great Christmas.
Guys, I'm ready to rock. I'm ready.
Hi, guys, what are you doing? Hi, guys, what the-
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Hi, guys!
Hi, guys!
That's when you get to-
Right there.
When you get to the system.
When you get to the system.
Alright, make sure you're over.
Alright, guys.
Hi, guys.
Stop swiping the company credit card you stupid motherfucker
All right, is everybody is everybody high-five, what do you do wait?
I was supposed to be I was supposed to be in a lot money gift it from Jinxie. Thank you
you. Uh yes. High-five. Make
the among us lobby and invite
everybody and pull your thumb
out of your ass. Thank you.
Thank you for the hundred.
Did you give a high-fives a
Christmas bonus for being such
a good employee? Uh, no, no.
He didn't know he did not get
a Christmas bonus, but he got
a new Tesla. He got a brand new
Tesla. Yo, what's up guys?
What's up brother are you doing chilling you know chillin it's like swaps is a college football
Hey, wait, this is a run so many games
Rainbow match going on. Oh, yeah, this is the you guys uh, you guys all did the spots
Oh, god.
It was.
All right.
Let's make a couple of them.
Let's all take a little steps back right now.
Let's turn Ron down.
So who got paid in the R6 sponsorship?
Oh, oh, just you actually the right person.
I bet you know the exact guy that make the payments.
Bro, tell him I need my money.
Yeah, we need it.
We need it.
We need it.
No wait, what are y'all, y'all can't even say, right?
$250,000.
No.
Okay.
Oh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wait.
I just leaked the cup.
No.
No.
Did I make it?
No.
No.
I didn't make it.
I can't get over the amount of money.
I've never seen that money.
Yes.
We are.
Bro.
Yes.
Oh, it's sick.
I will personally make an apology.
If I get my money.
if I get my money dead ass.
You might be the last thing to get your money man.
Amen.
You think you're never getting that shit genuinely?
We did that for a couple of years bro.
I don't know.
I don't remember if I got paid or not.
Listen it's okay.
I love the game.
I want to just make sure.
Yeah Joe.
How much did it pay you Joe?
Joe how much did it pay you?
It's all disclosing out of money.
I'm watching your stream.
I got the two monitors.
I can't pick up.
I can't pick up.
Whoa, nice.
Nice.
Is that the lobby code and Jen?
Jump.
Oh, yeah.
Why is JP fucking calling?
Bro, she just said, here we go.
Guys, the lobby.
The lobby.
I can't pick up.
I can't pick up.
Oh, God.
Wait, among us are among us three days.
Wait, wait.
Among us.
Among us.
Among us.
Among us.
Among us.
Among us.
Among us.
Among us.
I'm done.
I'm done.
All right.
Wiley, make a new code for JinxCV.
Type in a couple.
Here's what's going on.
Can I show my screen without mode?
Yeah, I was going to say make sure you turn on stream remote so that it won't show.
Yeah, yeah, it won't show the code.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Oh, and I have a wrong lobby.
When you load up the log.
JinxCV, you're probably in the right lobby with JinxCV.
Wait, on which route?
Oh my God.
You're in the right lobby.
You're showing our Steam messages while we're in stream.
You're in the right lobby, JinxCV.
We're going to make a new one and then everybody's going to join and then it's going to be
Christ.
It's your move.
It says, uh, could not find it.
You did, bro.
All right.
I got it.
I got it.
He's just going to leave.
Yeah, for five gifted.
Oh, no.
No, no.
We're going to start right now.
Nice.
No, no.
No, no.
No, no.
No, no.
No, no.
No, no.
Oh
Just black out you scream
I'm not what's acting my screen out. Why are we leaving Joe to come?
I've got the code
Where the hell is the stream remote it?
Oh my god, oh my god
No! That's illegal farming!
I wanna be black!
Why?
Yo, alright.
I think that was Lacy.
That was Lacy.
No, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't.
Guys, guys, guys, guys.
Which code is it?
Go into play.
Go into settings and apply stream remote in your set.
Why are you so free from Facebook?
Why are you so free from Facebook?
Just go full face camp!
Just go to your OBS, go and see it.
I'm gonna put it on FishEye so you can see it, so they can see you.
That's a little bit quick five, not FishEye, you don't need to put your camera in it.
That was, that was SinusFull, that was SinusFull.
Are we serious?
Are we?
Hi Agent, by the way.
So you heard that, and when I say hi twice you heard me?
I said are you fucking idiot?
You fucking fucking idiot?
You're actually an NPC boss.
Oh my god, maybe a boss.
MPC
And there's Monk whoever Monk is
It's not me, dumbass!
It's chance to kill her!
All you guys gotta do is black up me!
And you can't make the code!
What do you mean, swear word?
Sorry, wait, Tom Pork's going.
Say it louder, punch the sound of a rock.
You say to me, you little shit!
C'mon, Brooke, we played a game of rock.
Wait, you can't leak it again? Say you swear to God I got it.
I
You have a sound board.
You know what I'm saying?
Hi!
I love you, my name.
My name's...
I'm my skit, Ron!
I'm my skit, Ron!
I'm my skit, Ron!
You did it, now you can fucking hear me.
Yeah, I can hear you, but you know there's a guy sleeping right now.
Hey, that's the way it came.
Like, what's the hold up?
You can move your arm, you can move your arm.
You're gonna run your thing in the way, bro.
You're just a buddy in the house.
Okay, I'm gonna be with you.
NOOOO!
Hey, so sad.
John, fall down!
But you can't leave the couch!
This is the father!
Get out!
What we're trying to do is play the game.
It's a concept!
No code please.
Gravity help, gravity help.
Yeah, yeah.
I got you, I got you.
My brain, my brain hurts.
You know, do you have to solve a math equation to get the code?
I'm gonna get the new code!
Hold on.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I only see two in a check.
I only see two in a check.
It's the bottom one. It's the bottom one.
I suppose.
I know what's happening.
I appreciate this game.
I don't want to join right now.
I appreciate it.
No, no, no. Any time, bro.
I might send it.
We'll talk about it.
Oh my god.
You're changing the game in the main menu.
How do you drop it?
Oh
I'm not gonna lie, I'm a whole bunch of shit, I'm a whole bunch of snitcher right now,
Lacey, you gotta fix up, bro.
Oh, hey, what am I yelling about?
Fuck!
Oh my god, I forgot.
It's not even me!
Fuck!
It's not even me!
Fuck!
It's not even me!
Fuck!
It's not even me!
Fuck!
It's not even me!
Fuck!
It's not even me!
Fuck!
It's not even me!
Fuck!
What the fuck bro? Oh my god. Yo, I changed my name. No go to the main menu
I'll give you guys. All right everybody if you have a menu. Yes, you have to go to the main menu
Okay, go to the main menu right now
My account you see my account left side my account. Yes, right to that 10-4. Why is everybody in the game?
See that
I'm not telling anybody money. It's part of this strategy your bay well your bay well
We need to get one message an hour!
We need Emo only or this is not gonna work!
I streamed the scene of Scream Move!
I got it!
Everyone, listen. He's right.
Thinks he's right, y'all.
The coach is right.
Yeah, let's just have the most fun Emo-only chat on Twitch!
Yes!
Emo-only! Let's go!
Why can't we just make a group decision that nobody deserves?
What's the point of having the chat if you're not gonna read it that I seem to be just put it on the vote on me I'm about to fry
All right.
Ooh, hold on.
Ooh, oh, I'm in the box, I'm in the box.
All right, we got 11.
You guys ready to start?
Hey there, Graham.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
All right, all right, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What if we keep it out of Kimo don't lead,
but like, our cameras agree to just knock twice.
Yeah, let's leave it in Chad's hands.
Yeah, Chad, you gotta promise me you won't do this.
No, that's me.
I have to go leave Oh, no, no,
it's not gonna work.
My chat saying Jinxie always sheets.
Oh, no, I know.
I won't.
No, it's true.
No, no.
Check if Jinxie's in your stream chat right now.
Oh, sorry.
It's not a good show.
It's not a good show.
It's not a good show.
Death and death and death and death and death.
Give me a gift.
Wait, I can't hear anymore.
We just go to mud bay we do my task
Let me go to off our engine real quick.
Oh shit, the lights are going off.
Make sure.
I
Where was the body
I saw nobody there, I only saw the dead body
All right
All right, great
And then I was with high-vice he was on this like he was on this like little thing that had a map
I don't really know what that was. I played this game
Let me explain myself. Okay. I was doing the top code of oxygen. Okay, and then I walked down into the storage room
One at a time
I'm a skit on this one we have a skit on this one no problem I'm a skit I started what no
Killed Stake!
I got Stam Jinxi though!
Stam Jinxi!
Why?
Stam Jinxi!
Stam Jinxi!
How is it...?
Guys, I don't need emo only when I'm the imposter.
It's only emo only when you're the imposter.
Or not in the...
Of course, Lacey's at the fucking cafeteria with his fat ass.
What the fuck?
What's up? Why the meeting? Why the meeting?
Why the meeting?
I already knew who you were talking to.
I'm with you!
SR5 is all over my ass!
SR5 is all over my ass!
You accused me of this.
You accused me of this.
I'm scared, and I don't know how to do the object yet.
I was on the camera.
It's 225.
Have you ever played?
I see the free throw.
You can't throw.
Let's see the free throw.
It might be Jinxie.
Yo, no, no.
I'm thinking it's Jinxie.
I'm thinking it's Jinxie.
You've got the meaning of run, Johnny!
You've got nothing.
You've got nothing.
You've got nothing.
Let Ace it off.
All right.
All right.
If I was playing a 1v1 in basketball between Lebron James and Sketch, who were I to
go 1v1 against?
sketch right
Hey hey hey are we allowed to defend or is it just a yelling match?
Team C didn't do any tricks.
I was with Rackamon.
Okay.
Hey hey listen before I fucking die I want to say fuck all of you.
You're just gonna kill me every time because I'm level 30.
Fuck this.
First slide.
Yeah fuck this.
I'm getting my gun drunk.
I'm getting my gun drunk.
Wait, Agent. Do you think you were right on that or not?
No, I'm probably not.
Alright.
I'll stay with Joe.
Okay.
There's a lot of player.
I
Who did I report I just saw a body and I think it was Mayweal
It was me it was me agent and high-fives together at Riley might have been there we are all walking I darted
I was gonna click the button cuz I didn't know what the fucking mean when the lights are
You was you was not in a cab cuz I wouldn't
I'm not in a car with high-vised
What the power was? What?
I was in the car
Where was the body Joe? Joe, where was the body?
The body was on the way to oxygen laying in the hallway right outside of, um, now
Okay, I don't think it's high-vised cuz high-vised
It can't be
I did like that
People got pretty early. Does anyone did anything?
I'll be honest
Wait, where did Jinxy go at the start of the game?
That's our five and JC
Bro, yeah, I'm a juicy dick the budget following each other. They were dick the butt and one of them is that bro
Yeah, but I'm with five eyes high-pies knows it can't be me. I've been with them the whole time
We all were in that room agent and we all left we did we not I went left when we went out and I went to the cafeteria when those
Whites started flickering. That's what I did. Okay. This only confirms one thing. It's Joe
What how does that confirm that it's me because it's not riding your high-pies Ron and agent are going to get
Yeah, I've been on the road with agent are going against if runner agent are going so you're saying I self-reported. Yes
You know what?
Remember there's two of us as well. I don't I don't want to suck you Lacey, but where were you when
But isn't there a bet for now, if there's a bet in the admin?
You're not gonna go in my balls?
I'm gonna go in my back?
I'm gonna go in my balls?
I'm going in my balls!
I'm going in my balls!
You're gonna win, boy!
You're gonna win, boy!
Skipping this one, skipping this one.
Oh, shit.
Dude, but if that's wrong, we just got what it was.
We lose.
Oh, there's a bad kill. I blame the chat. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm not gonna lie, I believe Joe could do this. I believe Joe could do this. I think he could do it, bro.
Because I don't have to be emo only when I'm the imposter.
Everyone else does though, besides me and Joe.
No, come on Joe, Joe, you gotta get rid of the agent, Joe, you gotta get rid of the
agent, Riley's gonna hide you, no, no, Joe, don't do it, don't do it!
And you reported a body at the top, bro. What?
But he's like, smaller.
We walk in.
No, no, he said, wait, down, and you went up, and there's a body up.
That's how I knew you killed the self-reported.
You self-reported the last body, bro.
I did not self-report the last body.
You're reporting all the bodies, bro.
You're just killing people and reporting, bro.
I'm killing people and reporting.
I reported one body right before this.
You reported back to back bodies, bro.
Hold on.
High five.
How do you face that?
He knows we're clear.
Bro, high buys, no.
Bro, high buys, no, I could have killed him in O2
and if I killed him in O2, nobody would have fixed the
all the way to the top.
Stop it!
Are you not, are you not a high IQ gamer
that understands the idea of strategy?
You're trying to get high buys on your side
so he backs you in the end.
Rouse game's history, bro!
Hey, hey, hey, we need to make a decision here.
All right, all right, stop.
High buys, high buys, what do you think?
If it's one dead, then we know we got Ron right.
Yes.
Either Ron or Staking.
He's looking over.
Yes, they double killed last round and I was with Riley last round and I cleared Riley because he was with me
So it has to be Joe and then they can't be me, bro
Joe was the best run Joe
Yeah, that's just Joe had to be a had to be a supper for it. It's over last the last
Yeah, we gotta take the shot the last one meaning agent or the last body meaning uh, scat
The body third bro. Oh sketch I reported to dead bodies
I
You'll have us.
Yeah.
I need a new key.
By the way.
No.
Dang!
Something sucks over here.
Why?
Yo!
That's so wrong!
After Ron got voted out, I just panicked.
Play again, play again, play again.
Yo, you gotta make it.
You gotta make it so it says something.
If you're not the imposter, who will have to go emo?
Simple.
Wait, hold on.
Everybody didn't go emo right there?
I turned my nose off once I got killed.
We're closing our trap fully right no no
Also the other thing that we did not do but I got master whoever calls body give them the floor for 20 seconds
There was the opening kill of the game someone call body and then 11
I started saying that recently. I wanted her to die.
Um, yeah, I fucking wanted her to die.
And everybody killed her.
It just killed me.
Oh my god. If I had killed Riley, I was with Agent Riley.
If I killed Riley and blamed Agent, I know Lacy's dumbass would have just agreed with me.
There's already something in it, but then we would have won the game.
I see how you're having me.
I'm not gonna lie. I need to be Amherst.
Oh my god!
I was mercilessly killed.
By the way, please come and turn off the display capture.
Do we even play again or what would you?
Yeah, well, let's wait for everyone to go back to the lobby.
Yeah, you have one right here.
Yeah, she's not gonna...
Please don't kill me, everyone's here.
Please don't kill me.
It's near be well.
So you're gonna have a new place to watch?
Get lost.
What again?
Why'd you stop me?
Yo, what are the odds I get imposted?
Oh my God, this shit.
I'm about to ruin this whole game, put on.
Now I'm over this.
I'm over this.
I'm ruining everything.
I'm dead.
I'm dead ass.
Everything's getting ruined.
Oh, I hear an emote!
Emote!
I can't look!
I can't look!
Emote only mods.
I can't move until it's emote only.
For like at least 30 seconds.
I don't want to look.
Not bad.
Not bad.
I'm going to ruin this whole fucking game.
My fucker's won.
Not bad.
See here
If I die first I'll put it on everything i'm i'm saying a really bad word bro
It is
No, what's up with this emergency stuff? What's going on here? No kills out here. I was working. I was working hardest
There is literally the only reason I called that is because lights were out for like
45 fucking seconds. Oh, you're trying to
All right, you're trying to prepare kill got it. All right. Okay. Joe's a hundred percent of crewmate
I'm just gonna know impossible to do that next
No way
Nobody said and I'm an imposter because a smaller meeting
wait
I just love a real level seven bro. No level seven is doing that
Please, give me a kiss.
What the d-
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
Why the f-
You have four bucks!
Why the f-
Why the f-
What the f-
Oh my god!
Oh no, bro.
I'm gonna stay with Jinxie.
He's low-key kinda...
I'm gonna stay with Jinxie, bro.
I got a weird itch in my throat right now.
I feel like it's...
Ah, he's cheating, bro.
There's no way.
He not doing this.
What the f-
What the f-
What the f-
What the f-
What the f-
What the f-
What the f-
What the f-
What the f-
What the f-
doing this
there we go
let's go!
yeah! colors!
hell yeah
love colors
I'm dead
yes! let's go
Let's go.
I need the floor.
I got the light.
I need the floor.
I need the floor.
I need the floor.
I need the floor.
Lacey just got a kill invented in security
and my mother's life.
Cap.
Cap.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Ever stubble back to me till that second.
I don't care about your point of view.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Hey, does it look like I was going or not?
That's a rally question.
Rally our visual tasks on them.
No, they're always on.
Good, good, good.
Hold on, hold on.
Guys, no, stop.
Do not.
I have an example back to me.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Earth, earth, earth, the sketch, earth, the sketch.
Listen, there are bigger fish to fry.
Lacey just murdered somebody and bent it in front of my body.
Okay, where?
Okay, where?
Come here, come here, come here.
Where, where, where?
Lacey, where were you?
I don't know, where were you?
What happened to giving the motherfucker the floor
in the first 20 seconds of the dive?
Yes, thank you.
And Joe, that's what I'm saying.
I called the meeting and everybody starts barking.
Get Lacey out!
Lacey just murdered a man in front of him!
Alright, I'll both let you see it!
That's enough for me!
That's enough for me!
That's enough for me!
Hold on!
Everybody, why did you touch the back?
Hold on, hold on! I was with Jynxie!
I was with Jynxie!
No, Odyx, why did you touch the back on me?
I went with Jynxie, and I'm not going live, bruh-he.
I'm following Jynxie here.
Alright, so he-
It's either with Jynxie or not!
No, one of two things, Ron has a rock in his head.
I think he was on that shit.
I'll say that.
Yes, yes.
When it went out, Ron has a fucking rock in his head, or, or, he's the other imposter.
One of the two.
Yeah, it's one of the two.
Wait, wait, wait.
Well, I didn't do this on the slide.
I didn't do this on the slide.
If we vote Casey and Jim C, then we guarantee you get one impostero.
Jesus.
What?
I'm going to get voted out for pricing your body.
Why would I get voted out?
I help you guys!
If you're a good crewmate though, then you're fine with getting voted out though.
I have my own!
Listen, I have the visual pass wrong.
Hey listen man, I'm just playing the game.
I'm trying to win, that's all.
Alright, let's stay with Jinxie here.
I know I'm right to a watt. I'm gonna end up dead.
I'm gonna end up dead as fuck.
The game's glitch, I can't go through the door.
The map is intersting, bruh, stop making fun of me, I don't know how to play it.
to me bro I was okay I saw something I saw something I saw hi-fives go into the
electrical room and then the door immediately closed hi-fives defend
yourself I believe he called it guys the imposters here I close the doors on
anyone yeah but that was weird like right when I was in there you walked in that
was who just walked in when the door open I was on the door yeah look guys
This is all a few key futesy just us. There's literally nine of us
If I guys I got Macy out and there was no kills this round that should firmer solidify that we got one of the imposter
Someone
It's real life! I've ever seen!
Definitely not, y'all.
It's a man.
I'm just playing the game, y'all.
What the shit have we got over here?
Yes, sir!
The Epstein files. Let's download them.
Let's do this. Let's go to my tablet!
Oh, I'm dead as far as...
I gotta upload the files.
Three, two, one, head.
Now!
Hold on, y'all.
No, Sita! Why'd I still have cheese on her head?
All right, explain y'all. Okay. What's going on?
Let's all go one by one and say a test for you. I was downloading files
I don't know what those files were, bro, but I was down there doing it.
I'm pretty sure it's Highbys because Highbys knows what he's doing,
and he didn't fix the right side of O2.
I feel like he knows that most people in here wouldn't do that,
and he was just running like a chicken with his head cut off.
I don't think I...
Exactly! He's moving completely sus.
I don't wanna...
I think Highbys, because in the last round, me and Highbys fixed that exact call together,
but this time he didn't care to do it at all.
But last time he didn't do it.
Okay
Pass round when we were in electrical. I are not electrical security. I done wires
I was sitting on cams a door closed and then you sinna high-fives and
I was in there, too. I saw that I was in there
Hovered us like crazy
He was just hovered!
He was just hovered!
Honestly, he was hovered!
That guy's just hovered!
Wait, so you're all better than...
What?
I'm going to let him fuck himself first though.
Yeah, yeah.
I did my task.
That brownie did no task.
I went to the cams, and then the O2 went off.
And then I was running down
with Sina and Joe.
Joe went bottom right storage.
Holy shit!
As soon as I went up with Sina,
as soon as I got up to the hallway,
that O2 center was already done.
He's talking a lot, it's high-fives.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
Get your tan-fives.
Get your tan-fives.
I'm just fucking with you.
I'm just fucking with you.
I'm just fucking with you.
I'm just fucking with you.
I'm just fucking with you.
Can you touch the whole game?
I'm like Sina, just fall around too, please.
I'm just fucking with you.
Move back and three!
I'm just fucking with you.
I'm just fucking with you.
I'm just fucking with you.
A whole bunch of...
Okay.
You did a whole bunch and you only named the very first Oscar to game.
I'm voting you bro. I'm sorry you gotta go
Thank you. I heard that
Ron are you dead ass?
Lacey
Hi-Bice you killed in the room when someone was walking into I had to kill
Oh my god, you're the code down.
Oh, Jaycee, thanks guys.
This feels like my day.
You guys should go Jaycee, thanks guys.
We're gonna burn this fucking pussy.
I'm gonna burn this fucking pussy.
I'm gonna burn this fucking pussy.
Oh god.
Watch that, and she's fucking sleeping.
Hey, y'all.
Hey, hey.
Hey, XTC wants to play.
Yeah, I'm not gonna go like, why is this starting in Boston, man?
This is the XTC play.
I threw that.
I threw that.
I threw that.
Guys, let's put the code in the chat.
We get out of here.
Should we do three imposters now?
Oh.
Because, no, the crew makes a lot of things.
That's a lot of thinking.
You guys should just roll a solution on or something.
You could make the crew a lot higher.
You could make the crew a lot higher.
Yeah.
I'll make the crew a lot lower.
I think they're going to get me paying or something.
All right.
Is that the new code?
G-R-I-G-S-G?
Oh my God.
How do you get out of this game?
Oh, right.
We have to make a new one.
How do you get out of this game?
We have to make a new code.
We have to make a new one.
How do you get out of this game?
We have to make a new code.
Why are we making a new one?
Because you just left the code out loud!
What?
You're a fucking plot agent. You're not serious.
You just read the whole code out loud.
Wait, did somebody read the code out loud?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Listen, y'all, I want my connection supported.
Okay, I'll make a new one. I'll make it in your room.
Yeah, guys, X is going to...
Bring it in, yeah.
Bring it in!
You know what's funny is that the code, I read the code wrong, that does not even, the code actually work.
That code is not real Riley.
Yeah it doesn't work.
Guys, remember bro.
The one you just put in, it doesn't work.
Can we wait, how hard does it set approximate chat?
I think he's in.
Approximity chat went in.
Let no stake disjoint it worked.
It started working. I think we just keep what we have right now. I think proximity chat is going to over complicated
Oh brother, so can we need a model that it's okay. Can we get it?
Yes, let's get them in Riley is that the right code or
Okay proximity chat is just one download. Oh
You got it download never mind say goodbye
something
explains a lot what is it explained
is definitely me
Did you just say if sketch dies first it's definitely you now whoever's
imposter's just gonna delete yours and then hide it.
It's at least, I'm gonna get you to kill him.
It's a perfect, it's a perfect, I'm gonna get you to kill him.
I'm gonna hide it, I'm gonna hide it.
You gotta run, when everybody gets in, delete the code by the way.
Like when everybody gets in.
Yeah, so I can alt tab and Jinx him and wait.
Okay, wait, I'm gonna change your name to your real name.
I'm gonna do it.
XQC said do one more without him.
Yeah.
Alright.
In it!
It's lower than 2!
I can't fucking hear this clip because I'm hearing some bullshit-ass fucking music!
Yo, it's like a, like a, like a, like a, like a...
It's like it did, like what? Like what? Like saying?
Yo, there's a reason why people call, uh, come, uh, Big R.
So we get to say some things right now, though.
That's all I'm gonna say.
Anyway, I'm really cute.
I'm the wrong person, hold on.
That's on!
Wrong person again, hold on.
We work here.
Let's see what I got here.
Alright, that one's deleted.
They don't make money off just bringing them back.
Yo, Negro with a-
No, wrong person, hold on.
Did I delete this shit?
No.
hold on did i delete this shit hold on i swear i have one
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Alright, listen man, everyone knows the rules bro, right?
right what are we doing what are we doing so I bet you guys are wondering why
called you here and I mean I don't know it's just like when we loaded into the
game I think jixi was walking a little funny I think we kill him I think we
kill Joe. I voted. I think I'm going to kill Joe. Give me not burn through meetings guys.
We're just burning. Why Bailey? What the fuck? No, it's not me. I'm going to fucking
Yes!
Can't work.
You can't be sure.
Alright, let me stink here, right?
If I was the imposter,
I would gift one sub to stable Ronaldo.
Yo, what's up?
I'm not gonna believe it.
It's broken in with my son.
No, it's in the Senate.
It's in the Senate all over me.
You're saying he's a racist, buddy.
You got the list, buddy.
I was there.
No, nobody was there.
You were downloading.
He was on the phone.
I was in the mail room.
She was in the mail room.
I'm not loading the files.
Nobody is loading the files.
I'm killing her.
Hey, can I say something?
I can't believe what you're wrong.
I think it's...
No, I have...
Hey, I'm putting wrong.
I'm putting wrong.
Can I say something?
I have some info to say can I see you later so sus
I see something about to kill me bro. He was about to know I was it. I watched you fake a task seek. I watched
Telling you hotlines is walking on room did nothing. I try to ice. So me who shall raise me up and then he left
He did nothing bro. He came in that room did fucking nothing nigga
Why did you why did you come do the test that I just already did
Thank you guys we've done three percent of the tasks and called two meetings and then voted out Joe for calling a meeting
I'm coming sketch!
I got it wrong, I got it wrong.
Oh my god, if Cynic kills me, I'll be so fucking pissed.
I'm coming sketch.
This isn't gonna get ever a man, hold on.
I gotta get this one out real quick.
I
So
Why oh?
Yeah, yeah, why where was the body round? Where's the buff? I think that's self-reported. I was chilling
What happened to target?
So I'm not gonna lie. I was spam clicking my left mouse button
Just calling to me because everyone else was I was trying to be annoying, but it seems like he died instantly
That's kind of a predicament now, because now it looks like I did it.
Let me talk to you guys.
Wait, you were doing your chit-chilling ever?
No, no, no, no. I was chilling in the cafeteria, spam left-clicking, trying to-
Wait!
No, no, no. I was trying to get rid of the round to be annoying, because everyone else was doing-
I-I-I-I can vouch for Ron being- where was the boss?
Why are you talking, Sketch? Why are you-
No, we want the meeting.
All the meeting is a report of all of you.
I don't care! I'm not the impostor!
It's what I am! I'll be worried!
Seriously!
I don't care!
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
What's up children, Ron?
It's Ron. Ron?
Why?
It's Ron because he's trying to snag it off.
Ron, where was the button?
Where was the button?
I didn't see nobody. I was just on the button menu.
I said 18, 17, 16, 15, and I just clicked it.
I was trying to click it.
Yeah, but Ron, it's not even playing.
It will play the button.
No, but it's not even playing.
So I didn't report a body.
But where was the button?
The body okay the body we don't know where the body was because Ron
Okay, we know it's not
Just say we know it's not
I'm in work!
Step!
I'm putting it for you!
I am level 50, bro!
Nah, he gotta go!
I think it's KJ.
Nah, he gotta go!
Work some, bro!
Level 50's crazy!
I'm a stupid buddy skipper!
I didn't see gold!
We have no aim votes, guys!
He knows he's going to get gold!
Bro, is Max prestige?
Bobby was here, Bob!
Bobby has to be in top!
Yeah, Bobby!
Catch this, I see him!
I've been dead like every round!
All right, let's see here.
All right, let's see, man.
I don't want to look sus, but I don't really know how to play this game, I'm going to be
honest with you.
Every time I take a breath, my chest hurts even more.
Let me check out these cameras.
All right, Jinxie's going to security bed
Agents going to security bed
Riley's going to security bed. So it's Jinxie and Riley to the right
Okay, now Jinxie's alone in security
Sin is walking Lacey's coming in with Bobby where they going where is security?
Okay, so everyone left, so whoever is in security, I think Jinx is the only one in security.
How Lacy is the only one in security, with Riley.
Okay, so Lacy is in security, Riley is in security.
Okay, both of them left, Riley is going to security alone.
Okay, so Riley keeps going in and out of security.
It's kind of sus.
This is kind of sus.
Where's Jinxie on the map?
Okay, Riley's going into security.
Jinxie's now at the engine.
Okay, what is security? Why does everyone keep going to security?
Riley left security.
Very fascinating.
Very fascinating here.
High-vives is going to security now he's dead.
I'm in security?
Where was it? Where was it?
On the camera. On the camera?
I walked into security?
There's a body on the camera and high-vives have not jumped into them.
That checks out. That checks out.
Rum was on camera. You can say that.
That makes sense.
Listen, listen, listen.
I walked into security room?
Okay.
I walked into security room?
Ron is dead and Highbide is running the direction of the bang and he didn't report the bomb.
I like to report, I'd like to also report a little bit of suspect report from Bobby.
I'm gonna see if you're faking a test.
I'm on the other side of the table because I know I'm getting killed.
Highbide said, I think I've been running away from Ron's dead body on the way.
I'm not talking about a test.
You're looking at a test, bro.
a memory for you guys by the way Joe Joe killed somebody and did this exact same
thing and he started yelling right when he could be unmuted and just started
saying yeah I don't care
I don't think I was one. I think
Last round hi-bites was in Boston and the doors kept getting shut and the doors keep getting shut now
I think it's a good boat wait, I think we only I think we killed one of them because it's taking so long
They're not killing a lot of people. I think there's a I think we killed someone
All right, well, we got high-pitched done and cooked who's next sorry
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
I'm gonna be honest with you chat.
I got a weird feeling that it's Jake C. Oh my, oh my God.
Oh my.
Why is it a, why is it a, why is it a.
Are we serious?
We.
It can not be.
We run this guy, we run this guy.
We, that means it can't be Sinner or to be 100%.
Then Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby,
Bobby, why are you trying to get me on the team now?
Why are you trying to get me on the team now?
What is happening?
Okay, listen, listen, listen.
It can't be Bobby.
Okay, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Sinner, why'd you call the meeting?
Well, the other reason as well is because
even though the Lacey voted that high five,
Lacey was lingering the whole last game
and he went and stood over the vents
like he was gonna vent
So he was following Bobby and then when I turned the corner he walked away and left and he...
Bobby, do you like to be second dad? Do you check that Bobby?
He'd see that, but it looked like he was trolling, I don't know.
Okay, wait, so hold on.
S-Sinna, you're saying Lacey was standing on a fence?
Like...
He went, he was following Bobby and then when Bobby was doing his hand, he went and...
Where was the bank?
Where was he defending himself?
Look at her last round.
What is he laughing at?
Because she sounds dumb!
Oh, you're like...
Okay, well...
Okay, well...
I might just...
I might not believe Sinna for a second here.
I-I might just want to kill her last round.
Why would Lazy stand over a vent but not get any kills?
High-fives and blitz killed last round.
Hello?
Can I explain?
Can I explain?
I think you should.
Alright, alright.
The lights were off so I was trying to hide in the corner to see if someone would kill them.
No, I didn't.
No, I don't like that at all.
I don't like that at all.
I don't like that at all.
Wait, that actually makes sense because I was hiding when the lights went off
through Noah and Ron and Jinx were on the camps.
They threw one of them into the gill together.
After he went and threw on the vent, they were not trapped when he was on the vent.
What if it's me?
I would try to hide and see if they...
So sit up, when was it?
That round was right before somebody got killed.
He just also...
He would walk by me and circle back to see what I was doing.
Y'all crossed the line.
Well, I feel like...
How long...
How long was it around after he did that?
Because I feel like he would have killed you, no?
Like no one would have just watched the event.
Yeah, maybe like 60 seconds I think.
I don't think it was Bobby because Bobby was doing...
What I mean Bob I thought Bobby's trying to kill me, but I was back
Do you think this is some type of fucking accomplishment do you think this was some type of fucking accomplishment brother?
No, I was back to back who made it a year to go
Talk about why don't we talk about something serious like fucking greatest FNCS champion of all time for a nine player me
We don't we don't even know
What the fuck?
Fuck!
What did I just say?
Okay, talk about banks and you saying it.
Brother, I don't know that name individual.
Talk about me saying the N word, I talked about that like 5 times in the last 5 months.
Every single month I talk about how during the sub-a-done Silky asked S.O.F5 to say it.
What am I gonna do what I'm gonna say it you told me to say it. I got a free pass
I'm the I'm already up to it. Why don't we talk about how you got kicked out of the Overwatch League?
What did you say?
What did you put in the chat? Excuse me?
Huh
Nobody's found Bobby
That was 50-gifted!
Thank you so much!
I love you!
Okay, okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I have a question!
Wait, Bobby and Sketch,
do you guys know it's not each other?
Yes, bro, I'm sure it's not Sketch.
Okay, listen, Sketch, are you sure it's not Bobby?
No, Q, bro. Let's play a couple of games among us
and let's play OG Fortnite.
Can I get some retweets in the chat if y'all are down?
Please, I wanna play OG Fortnite with him so bad.
If Bobby couldn't have got the last kill,
No, no, no, 100%.
I was watching right after the clash royale
my brother then shook me up.
Sure, I got a lot of praise from God.
Yeah, I know what God was thinking.
He was like, I'm gonna give you an up.
I'm gonna give you a ladder.
Why?
Kill him, guys.
I'm done.
Oh, look like that.
Yeah, you know it.
You know it, Gixi.
Gixi, I have a question.
How do you clear top saving spits
on a two-minute-thot game with Ron?
Listen, listen, listen.
Yes, I have my med base submit scan.
Someone can literally follow me this round.
On God, vote me after out of here.
No, they won't kill me!
I don't have time!
No!
But the thing is, if either was not Sinner and Bobby knows it's not sketch and a half,
then it's Jeezy.
I get it.
I only want 100% like I get it.
We're on the button off of this thing.
Because I was on the button with Sinner, right?
And then when she called the button, there was a dead body, which means it couldn't
have been her because she was there the whole time.
Thank you.
Exactly.
I like that.
And Bobby and sketch are vouching for each other, so it's possible I'm voting for
you.
That's it.
That's it.
I like Jeezy.
I like Jeezy.
Sinner?
I don't think we should have been sent if you know we can't be me for the same logic.
Oh no, I'm on my 4U pay.
Can everybody go for me?
Yep.
Help yourself.
I don't know.
Alright, listen to me, listen to me, clear.
You're the worst fucking imposter teammate I've ever had in my entire life.
Listen to me!
You're just the work you're telling me!
Shit!
Apart from all of you-
None of my kids got that!
No!
None of my kids got that!
Fuck you guys!
Let's get out of here!
I don't like this shit!
I'm talking to the youth side!
I'm talking to the youth side!
You
Yo, why the fuck did we vote me out when all I did was
conversation. You like that Q? I know. I know. Thank you,
JXC. I knew it was JXC agent. They didn't let me talk. Yeah. Yeah.
None of my kills got found. You guys randomly joined up with
you. Bro, I'm eating. It was like, okay, obviously I was
dead, but you dead ass, wouldn't anybody check on the code?
You never accused anybody you were always like, okay, so what
did you see? And then you were just like, yeah, that's a good
point. You're right. The thing is, yeah, it's great.
When I accuse people, this is what happens.
Oh, it's gotta be him.
Why is he trying to accuse everybody?
So then when I don't accuse people,
it's why are you trying to accuse people?
I can't fucking win.
High Five sucks and you guys only won
because you guys spammed early meetings
in like we're able to do process, eliminate yourselves.
It was the luckiest shit ever.
High Five's won't ever set foot on my team again.
You are terrible.
You're killing fans.
What are you afraid of?
Who's the killer?
Who's the killer?
You're killing cams.
We have the quotes in the chat, I think.
I have a question.
Oh, I'll put it in the chat again.
You got a question on this?
Bro, we actually have to play Arc Raiders.
Oh, hell, I'd rather die.
OK.
Yo, let's get the burp peanut in here.
Yo, I want to play Arc Raiders.
Please.
Come on, you're ass is for that, bro.
Give it up.
Hey, you lost the quiz, buddy.
We need one more.
Answer me.
Wait, what is it?
You take it across.
I think we're losing my run.
No, where is he?
No, Rocco's time.
Wait, we have two seconds or I'm gonna leak the call.
Adderton's left?
Yo, yo, yo, what's he doing?
His mic is in his throat.
Like, what the fuck?
Have I smacked?
Do you want to play up or what?
Wow, you bullied him.
Man, you bullied him at the lobby, gang.
Yeah, I don't know if I should have asked you to replace him.
You should have asked you to replace me.
Oh, OK, OK.
All right.
All right, we can start.
Give me a poster!
Put it!
I have to, uh, put it.
You are a pastor.
Why's my name read?
Kaqwa.
Oh, Moroni.
I don't want to die first be honest with you. I want to be a good crewmate. I want to be a crewmate of the year back to back
I'm gonna be so dead ass I genuinely feel like a gamer one thing everyone always
You don't have to my word for it
green green dark green is going against light jaycee is going against lights
well I ran down from upper storage because I had to do the the leaf pole
task. It's no visual task. Agent. Yeah. So the proof that I have it right is I just saw agent at
navigation like four seconds ago. Right. I'm running down body through reported green running away
from it in the fuel area storage I just I'm calling self-report y'all I'm calling self-report
is there a fan in that area no there's a why is Joe not talking guys guys
okay I did my admin swipe card I came from upper storage lights got cut and I ran through the
the leaf blower task. Where exactly was the button?
Hold on, wait, he was on the leaf blower test when the
shit blew the leaf it's about I was running to it. I was
camping right now. I was on the leaf blower test.
She popped up.
Agent dark to leave more tasks.
Oh, I was on the top right. The one by navigation.
No, you know, the show is the least up.
You were sucking yeah, yeah
Guys guys say what you want about this again, just remember Jinxie killed it
You know that if you see one of our Jinxie right there if if if he was imposter
I'm skipping cuz I'm tired of this briefing it's probably Jinx and Lacey
I'm gonna stay with X you see where's the app stay with him I trust him right as my friend I
Trust him
Make sure he's good
You wouldn't kill me right
The fuck is this I
I
Know sin is fat ass can't even vent here. You could try to kill me, but it's not gonna work
You're not gonna kill me. It's actually impossible because your fat ass can't vent
It's physically impossible. Your fat ass couldn't do it even if you wanted to
Physically impossible. I'll stand right here. You're not gonna do it if it is you
You go get stuck in that fucking vent and you gonna make it so no one can fucking get down
Look at you faking your tasks. Look at you. Go ahead kill me. Your ass is not getting down that van
You're gonna get stuck midway understand me do it do it do it
Okay
I
Reported who's behind you? Wait watch hold on. Let me give him give him give him 20 seconds
I'm not alive. Okay, so I was doing the light thing. I was filling up this orb
It was the yellow line and went all the way up. I was saying sinner in my head burnt my chat
I was basically saying sinner kill me your fat ass couldn't even get through the vent even if you wanted to I kept saying I was like
Santa I dare you you're gonna get stuck in the vent. I don't give a fuck
So I sat there waiting and then she started running. I ran with her and then sketch came out of nowhere
I was in the room as well
Let me see
I walked into electrical. I walked into electrical. I walked into electrical. I walked into electrical. I saw Sina and Ron, as Ron said, went to the corner, started doing my task, and then sketch walks up. And as I'm walking down, Ron reports, Ron.
I don't know who killed him.
I think it's Ron.
I think it's Ron because you're not defending yourself at all.
No, no, no, no.
Let me speak.
Let me speak.
Let me speak.
Let me speak.
Let me speak.
Every time.
Guys, guys, guys.
Wait, wait.
Lacey is dead in the camera.
It's a sketch that's only gotten down there.
Yes, no.
And you can see it doesn't say it's him.
It's sketch and they see it.
I SAID HE WALKED OUT OF ME, DAMN!
Let's elation! Let's elation!
It's a sketch! It's a sketch!
It's a sketch! It's a sketch!
It's a sketch! It's a sketch!
Let's shoot, sketch, and then call the meeting and shoot Ron. It's one or the other.
Are you dumb? Or you?
Are you dumb?
I'm going to stay on Lacey. It's sketch.
Why the fuck is it me?
It's your dumbest fuck, bro. And I'm staying on Lacey. I'm going to stay on Lacey this whole time.
I'm sorry.
to lacy and ron because i'm sorry sketch i'm sorry
Oh
17 seconds
Welcome to the whole map the whole place
Everyone
I said it I said it if it's not sketch it's both of you because you you're the only guy who's in the range of him
For that kill to happen it so you would have seen it I said I saw sketch forward to electrical
Well, I'm saying it. I'm just saying I'm giving the option. The option art. It's just sketch. I love this
Nick is gonna love this
Yeah, and you killed me.
Yeah.
Jinxy, you're ass, bro. You're so bad.
Uh, it's no, no, no. It's just luck. It's all fucking luck.
Like, I gotta fucking down.
I gotta fucking down.
Yes, we're gonna get worse with you.
Let's go.
Let's go. We need to go.
Are you missing one person?
Now one more, guys.
A ping disadvantaged.
One more!
You lost to Chris next door.
You would never play, you would never do it.
Christmas door!
That's definitely...
Befin' it for my listener, hey.
Oh my god, bro.
My listening to no type of haters.
Haters are my biggest motivators at my fuckin'...
Hey, wait, what's the saying?
Haters are my waiters at the dinner table with success.
I don't know. Haters are my waiters
while I'm eating dinner with success.
Ooh, okay. No, no, no, no.
No, success is my waiter while I'm at the table with my haters.
Oh, great, bro.
I've got Sin and XQC next to me.
I'm dead.
I'm dead-ass dead-kill.
Please don't do it.
Just don't even, bro.
Don't do it, bro.
What the fuck is this?
I don't really know where I'm going.
Haters are your waiters at the success table.
table and that table is dinner no no no no the saying goes waiters are your
haters I don't know success is your table
I don't know how it goes
I'm dead I'm dead it is getting back for everything I said I'm dead I'm dead
I
Been too fucking long I just called a meeting Joe I had the same
Dude, I like four tasks there was an emergency that was cleared I was like there's a there has to be
All right, so first off Joe was in reactor doing the weirdest most niche task ever so I'm just gonna clear Joe
It was the count one to ten.
Yeah, no imposters doing that.
It's not true.
I'm gonna clear them a little bit, because they were green green together.
So what he's saying is partially accurate.
But I must say one thing.
Go ahead, say it.
Pink is just like...
He's staying here like it's dying.
I'm not trying to kill him.
He's doing this to me for no reason.
I'm not trying to kill him.
Is that sketch?
Which pink? Which pink?
That should go again!
Oh, so wrong!
Hold on! Hold on!
Can I defend Dark Pink?
Because Dark Pink was in Electrical with me, and I know he was standing there probably calling me fat for 30 seconds.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
I would never...
Guys, you can't kill me!
There's no way I can do that!
Oh, it's a Macy!
I want some hip up!
Listen listen when I was an electrical since you're accusing it's me excuse me
I was in electrical and I was I did these wires and then not only that I did this one thing where you have to press like a button
And you have to line under the
Are you dead ass?
All I'm saying is Joe's clear. That's all I know. Oh, yeah
Also, I'm not sure of this. I did see Lacey hover a task that looked very accurate
You know how you're like when you walk up to it you kind of walk on yes
We're looking at cameras Riley kept entering and it felt like he was checking
Yeah, just making sure you guys didn't move in a tether, that's like...
I don't know bro!
That's me!
Weird!
Can you tell me how to check cameras to be honest?
I'm gonna spend more time here and talk.
Oh, you did it.
Oh, guys!
You already checked the TV.
I asked you?
Green green is decent.
If you're scared, be next to them.
Bye.
Yo, does Q think he's like a thinker?
Like, does he think he's like smart or something?
Like, you're not unique or special, bro.
Like, dead ass.
I don't understand why this guy thinks he's like the thinker.
Oh
Holy shit lacy's fat ass is bad to kill me. It's actually over. It's actually over. It's genuinely over. He's gonna kill me
I'm dead. Oh my god
I
I'm low-key. Hey, can we win the game wait by doing tasks you win the game
Hey, do everybody in favor of both of them get sketched out?
I saw you live on the kids, my boy.
Yeah, sketched out.
Thank you.
That's not it.
That's not it.
That's not it.
In 4K, bro.
Wait!
Wait!
That's not it!
Everybody shut up!
Everybody shut up for one second.
Asian is better than he killed.
It was like to the left of the main area when you go left.
Exception on.
Exception on.
Exception on.
Exception on.
Exception on.
Come on, smile.
Exception on.
I
There's two things that I did there's these leaves that you pull down and you hold and the leaves go out of the map
I was doing there's no way. It's bad. I mean that doesn't mean anything
I think okay, this is my opinion. I think sketch was it and Lacey is it also? I think Lacey was too quick to jump in
He smiled I heard the smile in his voice guys a fucking dumbass guys an actual fucking imbecile
It's an imbecile or imbecile?
Cray.
Come on, bro.
I know you want to kill me.
I know you want to kill me.
I know you want to kill me.
Go ahead.
Do it.
Do it.
No one's going to die.
The sketch was it.
Nobody's going to die.
Nobody's gonna die. Everyone's gonna do their tasks. Nobody's gonna die
Nobody's gonna die zero people are gonna die I
Notice for facts sketch was a hundred percent it zero people are gonna die. I'm gonna stay on you
I'm gonna ruin the whole game. Everyone's gonna do their tasks
Everyone's gonna do their tasks
Yeah, go ahead call it call it
Let me talk. Let me talk. Oh my god. I know
I'm gonna literally I know sketch funny monsters. I'm gonna stay on the whole time
He's gonna keep calling it because everyone do their tasks
But there better, okay, then I'm gonna stay on you the whole time. You're doing it. You're no no no
Let me tell you why Lacey is it I'm gonna stay on the whole game. I'm gonna ruin his whole
Impostor fucking plan every time I'm gonna stay on him. I promise you
Just trust me one person
I have a memory of Lacey.
Okay, last round, when Agent said sketch killed on cams,
everybody jumped on sketch, but Lacey said,
wait, where was the body?
I remember.
I'm gonna be honest,
this whole lobby is just whoever's loudest gets the biggest.
Okay, so I'll talk why.
I'm gonna talk about it.
I'm gonna talk about it.
I mean, definitely, together with them.
No one like to say,
I've seen Rodney point absolutely nothing multiple times.
I've seen him fake a task that,
but I've seen it did.
Oh, Rodney's saying Rodney's saying Rodney's saying
Rodney's saying Rodney's saying
Rodney's just talking about it.
I think Rodney's just talking about it.
I don't even know.
Are you okay about it? Thank you Joe. Thank you. I was with Joe and Jim. She's like out the round
But not everyone has the same task bro, but you hover you hover right in front of it. Okay, bro. Listen, I obviously have wires, but like
Yo, listen, let's confirm who it's not because a lot of us have
I don't think it's you, because you were actually good at that.
I have a color scheme for this one.
No, it was not.
It was one shrily for that, not Sina,
and I don't think it's Agent, because it's not.
Also, guys, look at the weight.
Guys, who even cares?
It's a 1v8, do your task.
12 steps, kill on cams, relax.
What the fuck are you talking about?
What am I talking about?
Hey!
Wait, what?
Hold on.
What's just fuck thank you doing lacy do it?
Yeah, bro
Do it
Do it
GMO suspect name of the sub
Do it
Do it
Joe kill me I know it's you do it Joe
I know it's you
Do it Joe
All my
Wait he dispensed it
Just quick
Who wasn't dispensed it
Someone dispensed it right there
It's not runner Joe
It's not runner Joe
It's not runner Joe
Call a meeting
Call a meeting
Call a meeting!
Call a meeting, Joe!
Joe, call a meeting!
I saw someone dead!
It's not gonna happen!
Somebody stop!
Somebody get up!
It's not gonna happen!
It's not gonna happen!
Somebody get up!
Somebody get up!
Let Bobby defend himself!
Oh, okay.
Okay, it's Bobby.
Get up, Bobby!
Get up!
Get up!
Get up!
Let Bobby defend himself!
Ah!
Let Bobby defend himself.
I was really doing the combobulator, bro, like what?
Bro, what's my hands when I saw the event?
Bro, bro, I'm like 80% sure I've seen Wasteebent.
I'm like 80% sure.
Bro, I was on Cams and Bobby Vented sent a saw me on the Cams.
Oh, you were not on Cams though, liar, liar.
Wait, am I wrong?
Agent, you're wrong.
It's Bobby Vented on the cameras.
Wait, I see somebody on the right side though.
Barbie, it was Barbie.
It was Barbie.
Okay, so Riley's clear, agent's clear.
Hold on, why is Riley clear though?
Is that what you're saying?
The Riley's on camera.
Calm down.
We're together and watch the person.
Joe, we know one Apostle's out.
It's a thousand percent sketch.
I'm telling you that right now.
You're a piece of shit.
Hold on.
right i know for fact it wasn't even in posture okay
dude we need to go to the bigger map because it's too hard for the impossible
you're fucking shitting me you're fucking shitting me Bobby you're gonna fucking kill me
oh my god we barely did anything we're gonna double kill you did you did you ever kill anyone
I don't know. I don't know.
Fuck yeah!
You're never bound to see him.
What is going on?
You're never bound to see him.
By the way, Agent, you already got both of your legs.
Yo, Agent, I was on my way.
I was on my way to the button to get you out of there.
Chad, make sure to follow me.
I'm bringing you up.
I can see you.
I got a lot of guys.
I'm not doing jazz.
That annoys me.
That annoys me.
In here, I'm not doing jazz.
I'm not doing jazz.
With my own eyes, I'm not going to get hit.
Fuck it!
I don't even know how to turn a camp.
It's why a camp's in a different game.
Fuck it, fuck it.
No, no, you can go to the security room you go to the TV if you go there you can click and see kids and also
You'll see a red camera like you killed in front of a red camera. That's if it's red. I mean somebody's on it
It's not ready means nobody's on okay
Okay, that's a lot. Holy shit
So what what um yeah
Chad not even trying to be disgusting I do this like look and I smell it it actually smells really weird
Is that normal?
Oh I'm not trying to be disgusting I'm asking for it this is what is the point of streaming if your Chad doesn't help you
I'm asking for advice. I'm confused
Wait, what is brushing your tongue? I've never brushed my tongue all I do is I use my toothbrush. I use my toothbrush
We'll get your mouth cleaned at the dentist so one time I clean my mouth at the dentist and they told me that I have
Recavities two in my wisdom teeth and one in my normal
that normal
I'm doing a long stream today. I'm doing this shit for y'all, bro. Please. I'm gonna go to the gym after that. Don't worry
I'm dedicated to my grind
Don't worry. Oh, I got y'all
No, are you talking to yourself?
I
Wasn't a regular class
Guaranteed
Yeah
Hold cherry holds it dangerous proud. Thank you
Which one is the code that's gonna go
I know but you are chatting in there. Oh man your bus your bus did trust you to walk down the block
Buses one bus picked up people on the block on one bus pick me up. Yeah
Go to your house. You don't you don't hurt yourself. I don't know how big my bus is
Because we do the game
I know I'm looking at the one that starts with
Yo, Ron, they're asking if you're, uh, you're mine.
Yo, bitch.
Can I have you drop the gas?
Yes.
That's the answer.
Take it off.
Take it off.
Emote only.
It's over, though.
I don't know this map at all.
Oh, my God.
Okay.
I don't, I don't know this map, bro.
I'm gonna get rid of people that are easy to get rid of.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
I'm gonna get rid of people that are easy to get rid of.
I'm gonna get rid of people that are easy to get rid of.
I'm gonna get rid of people that are easy to get rid of.
rid of I'm gonna be honest with you I get I get rid of Bobby no one gonna know off
the bat no one gonna know off the bat
okay I'm probably dead
I'm gonna name some colors and you do that are clear for this one okay um like when
is decent. Pink, pink, pink, brown. I was following steak because I do not know what
to do. I'm trying to find the black. I'm trying to find the black. I'm trying to find the
black. I'm believing you. Alright, hold on, hold on. The thing is X, there's two imposters
so like you can't really clear anybody.
No, no, no, no.
Why are you being so defensive?
For this concept.
Yeah, James is being mad.
Oh my god!
It's weird.
I'm going to be hospital.
Sina, go ahead.
Listen, I'm the one who found the body.
When I went over into the area,
which is over in the laboratory,
the only two people,
the only two people who were up there
is Lacey's dumbass and Ron's dumbass.
They didn't want me to walk over there.
He did not look like he was in class.
I'm not.
I played this map.
I'm just running around right now.
I didn't even see that.
Yeah.
Also, what do you want me to add to this conversation?
It was like, wait, wait.
I didn't do it.
Sina.
Joe is the same thing.
That's your other computer.
No.
Doesn't make sense.
I'm up.
I like I get up.
It's not like I can't get up.
at that time with us nine people every time one at a time
right I think I got a kill excuse my muted oh my god I got a kill ace no
because he accused me I can't kill him I can't kill him I think I'm gonna just
play it simple I think I'm just gonna stay with you no no no no I don't want
to I don't want to just kill him off the bat okay okay I must say I was at
this hand print I say I was at this hand print I must say I was at this
Handprint, okay
And I went to the bathroom
Okay
Okay, that's not a task. Okay. Oh
Now what is it?
There's okay. Okay. Yes. I must have something okay
When the lights about to go down okay, um
I'm an admin and agent goes into decontaminant, which is the laboratory right bomb right, right?
But then I go I still admin it when I go down and I can get any permission agent never goes there
So you open the door and I'll say there's not enough proof for me
I don't know the map so I just
open the door I'm not gonna lie I don't
even know how to do half these tasks
either
You see some of the protect?
That's what he's in.
That's relax.
Okay.
I'm going to clear you.
Excuse me.
What?
That's not.
What clear me?
Hold on.
Sensor.
Sensor.
I want you.
I'm going to half fear myself.
Hold on.
Because why would I report a body?
In the dark when the lights are off?
It's.
You can't half fear yourself.
If you decide to kill yourself.
You can't do it.
You just got to kill yourself.
How are you going to do it?
You just got to kill yourself.
You just got to kill yourself.
It's him! It's him! He's to finish him!
He's to finish him!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
He's trying to defend me!
Yeah.
Well, I don't want to clear anybody.
I was about to report the body.
I walked up.
I kept getting lost trying to go to the fucking fixed lights,
and I was walking into dead-end buildings.
And then I turned around.
I saw Jinxie.
Jinxie was behind me as we were walking up.
Yep.
And as I passed the body, it got reported.
I didn't even see XUC on the body, though.
Dark
Last warning!
Ron and Lizzie voted for me!
Ron and Lizzie voted for me!
I didn't even vote!
You can't half clear yourself, dude.
Come on.
I'm no witty-
Oh, I forgot to apply my foot cream.
I don't really know this map. I'm gonna be honest with you. But I do gotta find XQC.
is this how do you sabotage well there we go okay interesting I'm gonna look
like a fucking bot oh my god I gotta do something I gotta kill someone I'm
I'm not ass-yard, I just don't know this map!
I just don't know this map!
I just don't know this map!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Oh!
If it's not a lazy attempt,
I'll just use this port.
Ron, just lay around!
I'm camping button!
I'm camping button, I'm camping button,
Ron was running around.
Ron was running around.
Ron was running around.
Guys, guys, I wanna say.
I still can't excuse your wrong.
Yes, yes, yes, this makes me look bad
and it could be me.
If you guys voted, we're on seven, we can vote,
but listen to me very carefully, okay?
This body died quite one second ago.
So it could be some reports, keep that in mind, right?
Where was it, where was it?
Where was it?
Where was it?
Where was it?
Yo, yo, out at me, he's on the admin board.
I think it's XQC because I was with you guys right before you and Lacey went into decontamination
and then as I went into decontamination and I was about to come out and stumble upon the
body you reported it.
Okay, okay.
That's right.
It was it was brown at the top of me. Yeah, you they see in there, right?
Ron was at the top why he's saying brown I saw Ron on the top of the map to
Braun is no one
Were there other people near you like was there anybody else? It's just agent
Listen on seven you can vote you can still in the game. It's not me
Okay, it's fine. I'm talking to the crew mates guys it I'm probably gonna be voted out you guys can still in the game
You don't want to get the we have to button and vote somebody out and they can take a guess. Yeah, you
You should vote on seven
Guys on six you have to you but you're gonna lose double kill it you lose again. Good luck. I
Don't know what that means
Yes.
The camp right here.
Camp right here. Come out. Come out. Come out, bro.
Just come out. Just come out.
Oh no.
What happened? What happened? What happened?
You were just calling something for no reason.
I was taking the words of ex-QC because he said to...
that we have to vote somebody out here.
are two imposters left.
No, that's true.
He's right.
Yeah, and I would like to say, Ron was camping the door
to see if he could ice on anybody.
Just saying.
No, I was trying to see who was coming down.
I don't think it's Riley's.
I don't think it's Riley's.
Let me speak, let me speak, let me speak, let me speak.
Joe Bort, you're a smart player.
Why are you camping the button?
Because that's exactly what I just,
I told you this before you even asked your question.
He has to camp the button because if there's two
imposters, they can double kill and win.
Wait, wait, wait.
I
Third in posturing the fuck out of this game so hard right now
I have a question
Who I think it's Joe. I think it's Joe did anyone else in there with you wrong? It was three of us me
No, he wasn't he left you take what the lights he left
When I when the button was pressed it was me agent and sketch yes wrong with that
I came back in wrong with camping a door bro, and it's a couple things that already said this is bitch to run
If
Excuse
Hey, I'm like I'm boosting a little bit, but this thing is catching really bullshit, bro
You sold the only thing I sell bro
So my dirty skims underwear that I'm wearing right now cuz God fucking damn this shit is stinky. I
Should have killed there's four people sitting in the room. Why would I kill then you guys are gonna say oh, you're a fucking idiot
Oh, you're a fucking you're a dumbass
I'm not gonna lie, I just called a meeting because I'm fucking scared.
Then we could have skipped.
I don't think there's, there is not, I'm confident that if there were still two people, they
would have killed one person in one.
So it's not.
there's no there's no way it's
state because he went to lights
with me. There's no way it's not
let's say it's right now. Take
me there because he wasn't yeah
he was all the way up north of
me. He couldn't kill me if you
want to. I don't think it's
sketch because he was looking at
the cameras at the start with
me when someone died but it
could be. No but sketch hit the
button those states. You get
the money. So true. So in my
mind it's not me. You are
I
You only
State was watching me you weren't watching me to the very end
Scantz either your imposter or you're the third impossible money wonder what's
happened bro you're either the imposter or your third impossible bro I didn't
know there was three so first off it's not me so if you're saying there's three
I'm guessing you because I didn't know there was three
Hey, we're talking to a wall right now.
He's saying that you're like changing sides because you're.
Let me say, I don't think it's sketch because he kind of sucks at this game.
Thank you.
It's ancient.
I'm dead, but I have to step in for a sec.
They're not saying those three imposters are saying you're so bad they think you're the third imposters.
Okay, the vote has happened! What do we do?
I think they do. I think you're a riot.
I think I'm with you, Joe.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Okay, fuck.
Thank you.
Oh no.
And you sued. Hey, did you vote for me, you motherfucker?
Call a fucking meeting. Call a fucking meeting.
It's gonna be Riley if it's not me. No, I went with stick to lights. Okay. It's not me then. It's not it's not me
It's Joe Bart again. It's fucking Joe Bart. He was camping the button
Oh shit
Sabotage got you didn't know I could do that
My god my god my god
I saw state kill in front of me. It's Riley. It's right. I swear to God. I was spamming I was spamming the report button
I was clicking it
Wait, so I know it's not me it's between Riley and stake we all know that yes
please y'all's cases. I couldn't have killed an ATF.
Get you first if you want.
Glam is not getting added until he rates me, I told you.
I was cleared. Nobody has suspected me this whole time because I didn't look up to much.
I need an in-depth rating.
God fucking dead.
ROOOOOOH!
Did you just fucking vote already, bro?
Are you fucking doing me?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Why would you fucking clear yourself?
And that's fucking right!
Kill him! More time to game!
I'm killing him!
I'm killing him! Sketch, don't worry!
Sketch, we won!
You weren't with me! When he fucking killed the beginning! How was the game?
Sketch, Sketch, Sketch!
You're the worst of all time!
Sketch has more kills than the imposters!
Yeah, so I had more kills and both of us combined the only one carry the game
The only time tonight the Apostle step one is sketch basically murdered three crew
Sketch
Jack, we need you!
Over you, over you, over explained it!
You gotta think of mind game!
You gotta think of mind game!
You gotta think of mind game!
You are not for fucking fucking sex!
You gotta think of fucking sex!
You said, state it.
Lead your case.
You start bleeding his case.
And then you said, you talked too much and voted.
Thank you.
He was all farming.
Start, start, start.
You're not gonna die for it!
It is not that funny!
It is not that funny!
It is not that funny!
What are we looking for?
Alright, let's see.
Ron would at least give us some new exposure, you know what I mean?
Let's see.
Ron?
That's why he wants to play.
Ron?
Dude, I'll stream with Ron.
Yeah, boys.
Brother, I want an in-depth...
First of all, this is our last game.
And second of all, I want an in-depth...
I want you to pull up a photo and put it in the video.
This is our last game and second of all I want an in-depth. I want you to pull up a photo and please
I'm email only right now because we're playing among us, but please I need an in-depth of
Why of what rank I am please?
I need an in-depth
Here's our last game anyway
cool emo chat I like this emo agent's gonna kill me let's talk let's do it came
hold on before everybody starts yelling yep oh where was he where was he where was he
It's X-K!
Let X-K be called it! My god!
Alright.
Alright.
Sorry, I'm sorry. This makes me so anxious.
The reason why I'm, um, I-I'm-I'm-I'm-I'm...
Is because, um, one round, it's been a long-
It's been a long-
Shut up.
INHECK!
Long round, long round, plus...
Sketch is moving it like a bitch-ass.
Okay.
Over the vents, and Riley is chasing me.
really did you saw me there's no way you think that I'm the
boss or for following you around okay if you're a boss or you
would have backed straight the timers you didn't so I'm back
here I speak go good going to soft clear Jinxie yeah yeah I can
software. J.C. was moving. He was running around and he he did. He's like me. He doesn't
know where to test on his map and he's like running into corners, trying to use the light
when you're the crewmate to try to find if you have a task in the lose. That's met.
No, I was gonna say that I thought like that
Right you guys come on
That's what you said about venting. Hey dude sketch is not he's not even gonna
Are you talking to me
I don't know what the fuck
Wait, sketch Bob is not talking
sketch the engineer role do you see the vents like on
Is your name red?
No, I'm not engineer, I'm not imposter, and I'm not
What about agents?
Agents what?
What?
Because I want to be imposter thing on tournament
Let's just skip guys
I'm about to stop talking because all you'll do is excuse me
I'm going to skip you guys
You just like start randomly choosing yourself and then vote people out
people out. It's like I didn't know what it is. You vote are you're just relax.
Relax.
I'm not trying to say any fat jokes, but she literally only has food on her head. She had
cheese before and an egg. I'm confused. Thanks for you. Don't kill me, bruh.
Generally, generally, please don't kill me. Generally.
Generally, please don't kill me. Generally.
He's in here. Oh my god, she's gonna get back.
It's over.
Oh my god, I'm getting waited by Clavicular right now.
I get two crowns receding hairline.
Uh, I knew it. I knew it. I knew it!
I knew it.
I knew it, bruh.
Knew it.
I don't know the guy with the fucking speaker.
Okay, where's the body?
The body.
I'm about to just throw that.
Okay, the body was dead on the med base can.
It was Ron.
Ron was on med base can.
Somebody murdered him.
Where's that on the mat?
Noran South East?
No.
No, not Lacey.
Go.
Med base can.
It's like middle upper right.
Like middle upper right.
That's what it's all the way.
Give me my rating with a twitch clip other than that, silence!
I have a question.
I have a question.
I think it's Sina, bro.
I have a question.
I have a question.
I have a question.
Sina, I have a question.
Sina, I have a question.
The only person I saw walk by at the bottom area, because Agent and, is it Joe?
I was waiting behind you guys to make sure you were doing your task.
The only person I saw walk by me that went lower and could have gone past me was Bobby.
Okay, so I have a question. So I have a question. Yes, when I came upper middle
Joe and agent were next to each other and then you sort of just appeared like
Bobby ran by me and went down because I was going up from the specimen room Bobby came by and ran past me
I
Have
It was an event for a long time. I was an admin with Wiley and the scanner says somebody was there in event for
There was a killer. It's still a certain scene. We didn't see the entire round
I
One more
If you follow me, I'll show you where it is
So who gets eliminated
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Wait, chat.
Who is it?
Sin and who?
Sin and who?
Sin and sketched.
Holy fucking bots.
Okay, I gotta watch sketch.
Honestly, there's zero way sketch
what he's doing. He's literally just, yo, he, yo, what is he doing?
I'm not even kidding it sketch useless genuinely
Where's the body
Bobby I'm sorry that's too coincidental
I was with you the whole time.
I was with you the whole time.
Okay, okay, Bobby was with me.
Bobby was with me for a while and never did, brother.
It should be a self-report.
Guys, guys, listen to me.
I checked Lifeline.
The body's been dead for a while, okay?
It cannot be.
This one cannot be.
Riley.
Jynxie.
It cannot be.
Agent.
It can be sketch.
It can be.
It can be.
It can be.
It can be.
You said you were watching bodies right like the heart beats and shit. Yes. Yes, the body
for a long time how long has it been that there's no way because I also check vital so you weren't there the whole time
Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. I see
Bobby's in a
Hey
Home man sitting home. Yeah, no, you have a defense. I think I think
And I went on vitals in the beginning and check everyone was and then I was actually
Hold on, you gotta get it!
Yeah, excuse me, now would be why at such a time?
Until we started voting Bobby!
Bobby, you're in the fight!
He's defending your imposter!
I can't think of any!
He was in lavatory!
Like, round the door where you clicked open it.
He's not getting added until...
I don't know why you always sound so...
You see, how long has it been?
I don't want to do it.
Not getting added until...
He rates me.
I don't know, that just makes me not want to do it.
I don't care!
I don't really care that much.
I want to see if I'm a chubbite!
You know.
Oh, J.C.! J.C.!
This is called the line of no return.
She's now voting for against him
because she knows that people voted on him.
That doesn't make any sense.
You're not voting for the last round.
So, what you're saying?
Oh, hold on.
Hold on.
She makes a good point.
Hold on.
I'm going to trust my god.
I'm going to sit down here.
Oh, my god.
Fonk, I'm going to Bobby too early.
Bobby, you good?
God, this is the law that's so ass.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
It's not.
It's not.
I'll always say that if I die in time.
I'll always say that if I die in time.
If no one does this round, you know it's not me.
It's XUC, not, like, I'm gonna watch sketch.
There's zero sketch, no, sketch is drooling out
of his mouth.
He's just sitting here.
He's dead ass just, y'all.
Like, I can't.
This is that, that SpongeBob email with the lampposts.
I'm literally just, do my tasks, that's not going to help me.
Hold on, where was the body at?
Where was the body?
Okay, okay, let me show you the context first.
I mean, hold on, body's in there for at least 10 seconds
and maybe more.
The reason why I reported the way I did it.
I'm on admin, I saw a dead body a long time ago.
I go to admin, I see a non-moving body
inside of communications, right?
So for this, again, I don't think
I don't think sketch sin is missing the entire round also also Joe went into into a decontamn and
was Riley from literally the north area in the back.
You just asked him to clear you the last one.
I have a question.
I've been with you for a while.
It's bouncing for us.
It can't be us.
It's bouncing for us.
Here's the thing.
X, X, stop, stop, X.
Where was the body?
because it comes, it comes.
Okay.
Is that like the middle?
Is that like the middle, right?
It's the middle, middle, right?
Definitely not me.
Definitely not Joe.
Definitely not Joe.
It's a full one.
Joe is running opposite way.
Sina ran up to us.
I can't see your head.
Yes, Sina is so sus.
I can't hear Jinxie.
Sina ran up to me.
I've been with Riley the last two rounds.
I know it's not Riley.
I'm saying I'm trying to intentionally not get butchered.
Sina came up through the middle
and like fought like met up with us at the very end.
Left
The only person I saw the entire round was sketch, but he was just hovering on the bus.
Okay, wait.
There's probably another imposter.
Two people are in trouble.
How do you know if there's two killers?
Two people's on me.
Sketches, actually.
Sketches, actually.
How many times has he been an imposter?
What is this, like his fourth time?
And all he does is sit here.
He just sits.
Yeah, he's actually.
Okay, so we obviously have one imposter out.
Yeah.
Yes.
There's no way it's two.
They would have called a meltdown.
Yeah, exactly.
Exactly.
So we got at least one.
I can clear Joe.
I can clear Joe on not killing one person.
Okay.
I will say this.
I will say this.
If it's Joe, he's playing it really well.
I think he's going to clutching out the button.
Hold on.
I'm not trusting sketches clear so for me it's what could be Joe or SKC.
All of us just said we were going to go right now, I don't know which one I'm feeling.
I've been riding every second of the last three rounds so obviously it's not me and
Bradley that doesn't even make sense.
You're asking me, can I ask you?
You're either Joe, you're either I think it's either Joe or sketch.
I have a plan.
Vote for me then vote for him.
I have a logic.
I have a logic.
I have a logic.
I have a logic.
I have a logic.
I have a logic.
I have a logic.
I want to die, I want to die, I want to die, I want to die, I want to die, I want to die, I wanna fucking die
I want to die too, what the fuck do you mean you're gonna vote me?
I'm the only guy it physically could not be
The other excuse here, Joe
I'm getting too upset now
I'm lying
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, right, right Lee, if you do call on the nominator, it cannot be me but it's all good
I'll, I'll, I'll throw my invulnerancy
I, I, I wanna make this, but I'm gonna start embarking again
I wanna vote Joe first though
Mute, mute
The manatee triangles in the chat
It's hard to fucking text and fucking play this video game, bro. I want to stream for at least 17 more hours, bro
minimum
Yo sketch please
sketch bro, please
Oh sketch please, bro. Do something y'all did ask Dennis. This is a waste of it
All right, did you sketch you know, it's not it's not it's not yeah, yeah
You guys beat up me now.
Sketch just murdered Ravi in front of me.
No, I kind of think it's your ass.
Oh my god.
OK, OK.
If you think it's me cool.
If you think it's me cool, give me the floor.
Give me the floor.
Sketch, you get.
No, no, Sketch, don't bark right now.
Don't bark.
Don't bark.
I saw you, G.C.
I know you saw me.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm usually sketchy.
You came in there and killed.
Yes, though.
Oh, really?
I suggest everyone view Sketch.
And then one million after I'm shot.
That's what you do right there.
Just give me 20.
I need to check, if you guys got a good job.
I've been with Riley every round for three fucking rounds continuously.
The likes get cut.
I'm not with Riley.
I come back to the meeting table where the board is to call the meeting sketch
because he's terrible at the game rips Riley's head off his shoulders.
As I'm coming up to the button, I see it in spanner board and now sketch.
His only other option is to say I kill.
No, that's no sense.
He didn't write it.
I keep on doing it.
I don't even clear the whole.
There's zero, there's actually zero chance.
We lose on tasks if we don't make it back to all here, so I think we would be careful Joe wasn't it since since we know for a fact
It's on me and you I think we have to skip
I was alone with Riley and Jinxie in the task room. I then left when the lights cut
socks you see turn them on body was reported I did not see sketch in that
room. He may have come back. Stay in the fucking same room. Stay in the room the whole time.
He could have just killed Riley.
Look, I know. It's why I'm going skid.
Yo, Joe, I mean, this is a throw here. Yeah, if you don't skid me, we throw.
But listen, we have to sit together because if you get two kills, it's GG.
Yep, yep.
There's gonna be one guy.
This is so bad. This is so bad.
Listen, listen, listen, listen. Yeah.
Whatever. Yo, listen.
That's why Cherry Hill goes down the spot.
I was really sus of you last round when the lights got cut, I shit myself and thought you
didn't murder me.
I rolled around with Riley, I come back up way behind Riley, sketch because sketch is
bad as we know the worst player in the lobby, he killed me right in front of him.
He killed me right in front of him.
Oh my god, he's zero weight, right?
If sketch wins this, I promise I'm never, ever, ever playing this game ever again.
Let us.
Joe, he's so bad.
Oh my God, he's so bad.
Fuck.
fuck
sketch is actually
yo
yo
is he
how did he even get this far?
genuinely how did he get this far?
genuinely
how did he get this far?
where does he go?
I'm never playing this game again
I'm dead ass never playing this game again. I'm dead ass never playing this game. Generally, generally, bro
I'm not playing this game ever again. No genuinely genuinely, bro. I'm not playing this game ever again
All right, well, we both saw that.
Yeah, I'm not saying anything, just do the thing.
I get Merck, GCE, dumb fuck.
Sorry for causing it.
Ha ha ha.
There you are.
That's a win in mind, but that's a win in mind.
Boat, sketch, because Boat, Boat, Boat, Boat, Boat.
Sketch, Boat, Boat, Sketch, Boat.
You already did it.
I caught a body, and then I killed the guy that I accused of.
I feel great right now.
Thank you.
You got a boat, so you can continue.
You didn't want one kill, sketch, but one.
Why don't you stick from me we could have killed Joe
Yeah, yeah, but yeah, hold on let me interject here. I need to get together
Because
Guys, it was nice playing with all of you.
That was fun playing.
Thank you for having me.
Goodbye.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh, my god.
OK, stop.
No cue.
You can know we're down.
Stop, save us.
They call you.
Chad, I swear to f-
I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to gasoline.
No cue, bro.
Stop.
You want to play some OG Fortnite?
What does it mean OG?
What does it mean OG though?
Remember back in the day when you were like 28 and I was 17 or 18
when Fortnite went Christmas time bro
and motherfuckers were playing during the snow days
let's play bro come on
I
Know that is what are you that old?
What's that?
No, I want to play some og four night, bro. Me and you
Well, I was gonna tell them yeah, cuz I didn't I didn't
Well, I wouldn't like it for you man. Yes, I'm in life for you play games
So I didn't eat food yet. Let me ask you something you could you could play you could you could react to other people's content and steal it and
Reupload it to YouTube and make more money than them and more views in them any day of the year
Not every day that you could play with stable Roberto
So you're gonna try that
Yo, I've tried as you are doing and have failed and they've fallen off by trying that
Don't try again. Do you want to play or no? Come on, bro
Just in fact, I'm going to retreat. Okay face made you banks made you you owe them
Everything and all your money. Give your car to banks before I get mad
My car give your car to your brother
You need to give that corner that you told everyone that you are gonna give to your brother
That's sitting in your garage in your house across the country from your brother. You need to give him that car. Give him the car
Give him it
You're a fraud. You're a phony. You're a buffoon
Yo, yo car to your brother
Yo, yo, yo, without phase you are cooking my burger and whisking my coffee little bro. Hey
Well me you're irrelevant you understand if I was a thing when overwatch was a thing you would have not played
You would have been scared of playing against me. You're lucky. I didn't play it. So okay, okay?
So we're not it was like we're not gonna run out the fact the fact you gave me some Bitcoin
So that we could play with you and I'm monopoly, okay, right the $40,000 you paid me the public you okay
That was in fact that was in the charity case right? There's a sponsor. That's a sponsor. That's rude.
A's paid for it. A's paid for it. They made you.
A's paid me to play with you because you have fought off so hard little bitch-ass.
Wow, bro. Seriously? Seriously.
I made bank.
Seriously.
Boomch. I made bank. I'll play with you because I was sponsored by them.
Fucking bitch. Holy, you got caught live on stream. That's crazy.
No, but he would play with you.
I said it because I believed in you, but now I don't because you suck at your trash.
You're losing your building.
You are you won, but you and your ugly Chuck going nowhere.
No goals.
And you are going straight back to McDonald's.
Yo, can I ask you a question?
Yo, I used to watch you play Minecraft try to be force's record and you became so fucking dog shit that you use
Pre-generated seeds now. Can we talk about that?
Why are you so bad at Minecraft now that you have to use pre-generated seeds to try to just make yourself look like you're winning a record?
Because I tuned into your stream. I was like, oh my god, he's about to be force's record
Little did I know as a pre-generated seed you're clickbaiting people. Yo, brother
You have said you have 70 coaches in your you got me you got me
I can't be a person you got me you got me you look you look the whole script the script is but wait
I will be this I have copy your script it's I'm trying to make one hour of content last for weeks
By throwing runs and being bad so I could have more content like you do in out of the ring
Yeah, when you know what to do, but you
Okay, he'll all get the content by putting ads for hours to milk your fans
Money I only made 94,000 for my Elden ring alright, and I spent 35,000 on the set
So I only made like a 45k profit. So that's number one. Okay number two
Yeah, number two is can we talk about how you beat Elden ring, but you use summons because you're dog shit
I
Know this guy
He's a summon user. He could never do what I do
You are doggy
Yeah, you are bad at the game, bro. You okay summons. You're a summoner summoner. Be ashamed of yourself, bro
But she must have a shot right? All right. Oh, I'll be just a set game just chatting
Well, the thing, by the way, maybe I beat that with that, but you're not going to beat
the allegations, and they're coming.
The allegations are coming, as nothing can do to stop it.
You will face the musician.
You will face the musician for what you have done.
There is nothing you can do.
There's a reason why he keeps changing houses.
There's nothing.
You can do this stuff.
That's why he goes to Canada.
He's trying to escape bro. He's trying to escape. He did not react to the files for a reason
React to them Q react to them. I
Can't I can't I can't I can't say why
What what your reactor bro, what happened what files I don't know what you're talking about. I don't know about
Yeah, sir. We are no G for that. I don't know. No, I
I
Would rather put my dick raw in a toaster than play for that with you Bobby
There's
Yeah, give me a favor bro, what is it?
Give your fucking car to your brother. Oh man. Oh man discussion
Give your fans some money back for how long you scammed them.
You scammed your fans for years.
Give them back their share.
And you gambled off stream with me.
You said, yo, Ron, use my code.
It gives you good luck.
And you took my money.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You took my money.
You took my money.
You took my money.
You took it.
Yes, it did.
You said, you said, Ron, watch this, yo.
Put some money in it and use my code.
And what did I do?
I used your code.
I saw no money and then on your screen because you were screen sharing
I've noticed you went to your rate back and you got affiliate money. It was like eight dollars
I was like what the fuck and you're like bro. No, don't worry about just a coincidence. I don't know
I guess someone used it. Yo, give me my money that well give it. Okay. Okay. Here's my answer this so what so what
So I scammed you you deserve to be scammed. Yo
You rub your fans. I rub you because you deserve it
Give them their share.
And give your brother his car back.
Okay, give Cheddar $40%.
I will give my chat.
I will do a $50,000 giveaway right now.
No, matter of fact, I'll count your bluff right now.
I'll catch your bluff.
I will give away $400,000 right now
if you give your $400,000 car to your brother.
Give him your car.
Give him it.
Okay.
Give him it.
Give him it.
I'll do it, I'll do it.
I'll actually give him his car, right?
after you give your cheddar 40%
your wife 50%
and face banks your 20%
you set yourself up
you just allowed me real quick
what are you talking about, you're my wife
give your wife your 50%
your cheddar 40% and banks is 20%
you have nothing
you have 10% left, what are you going to do with that
yo, Felix
do me a favor
I know you're talking about 50% and all that
But let me tell you something
Can you give your fucking car to your brother please do me a favor?
Can you put me in a group child and let me call him okay?
What about the car about your mom that got me pulled up like
Now I'm just like yo give me your brother's number. Let me call him. I'm trying to save him. Yo, yo, yo, yo
I saw your mom start a repo last night. It got reponed it. Give me your brother's phone number
Give me your brother's phone number right now. Yeah, yo, let me my brother's enjoying his life enough
He's enjoying his life and he could be in he could be loving his life with a brand new car that you promised him
Hey, you manipulated and you scared him you should be ashamed of yourself. You're a sick sick man
All right now man. Yo, I just how you play them into that. Yo, I just got hit by ten minutes of ads
10 minutes. I think I still have ads turned off. Oh, you're farming views and then and rolling ads
What a scammer now give cheddar share
I will give my chat any type of money if you call your brother right now and say yo, bro
I'm gonna ship this car out to you right now
Go ahead
I'm gonna do that. No, no, I will do it. He's not gonna do that chat
You know, you don't do it, bro. You don't want the car. Just say you pocketed the car
Say you like it. Just say you like it. No, and I did not though. It's his color. Yo, I'm gonna call him
I
Yeah, I'm gonna go meet a group chat put me in a group chat group call right now
Well, he's alive though. He's alive. I would hope so I fucking hope no
What did you de-glove him? What's going on?
All right, I'm calling
Look look
He's so happy in his profile picture not even realizing he's been gaslighted and manipulated
by self-fucking Abbie bro bro look out look how cute that is look out cute this is me my
brother at F1 in the garages which is only celebrities real celebrities real
celebrities you pick up the phone pick up the phone have you ever in F1 garage
before my not supposed to leave a picture he just told me to show his
profile picture yo yo is me and him spending family time now show me what I
looked at but you show you told me to show his profile picture oh it's not
okay look is that bad we don't care oh guys
discord bro hack my discord we don't go through my servers that's all please
it's fine so I don't we cares I was there say our first time chatter why is
Ex scamming his brother. I don't know bro, but I'm trying to do justice. I got you, bro
Yeah, I'm I'm a I'm a little kid. I don't care. I I goes off
You were invited if one because they knew you are frauds and everybody you're not a real one
I wonder why because all you do is talk to clankers
Bots and basic basic exposed as they which which you
Deliberately went over and you never debunk that when you're gonna debunk the bots allegations
Yeah, so let me ask you a question then
I just degloved you.
Stop.
You're a reactor.
You always react to politics.
You always react to everything.
You ain't react to no files though.
What's going on, man?
Usually that's like the biggest thing on the internet.
Explain yourself.
I've been analyzing, I've been analyzing them off stream.
Analyzing.
Or clearing your name.
What's going on here?
I didn't think of my time doing an analysis
to give a good take.
You have been degloved.
Explain yourself, because I'm gloved again.
When was your last good take?
Go ahead.
Wait, don't try to flip it.
Answer the question.
Answer the question.
Answer the question.
Why didn't you react?
I did it.
You reacted to all of it, huh?
Yeah, it's a once again channel.
So you stole content.
Just wanna make that clear.
I didn't steal anything. I didn't steal anything. Actually, actually, watching the files is
up? No, I was not in the files. That was Photoshop.
Right. Right. That was Photoshop.
Right. We can see over that. That's the sense of the topic you want. I mean, I don't
Whatever, bro, listen, okay, so channels it's almost content because they know you better go offline just they know that for night means off
I mean, dude do me a favor do whatever you need to do, right go steal someone else's content reupload
I make more money than on their hard-earned work and put effort into that video or do you want to play fortnight?
Or we could create our own content bro, and we can have so much fun
Come on, bro
Let's have some fun and then you can react
Oh, Jesus fucking Christ the fuck yo
Yo
Okay, new files and just hit the main the mainstream
New files just landed it as we are in this call. What is that?
Oh my god
So you explain
So, so I was alive, no, no, go to the first photo,
go to the first photo.
So I was alive with Michael Jackson.
Is that what you want me to tell me?
I was alive with Michael Jackson.
Yeah, yeah, but then you signed a deal with the devil,
the sales are sold to FaZe, but they age you backwards.
You lost some age, I get it, I get it,
but this is a real picture.
Defend it.
I wanted to say FaZe has done nothing
but amazingness for me.
My contract was phenomenal and I love them.
Thank you so much for the opportunity
being a face claim for the time that I was being.
It was a great contract and I actually enjoyed my time.
Secondly, I was not alive during Michael Jackson.
You fucking idiot, bro.
Do I have to bring a fucking, like, are you stupid?
Are you stupid?
You were alive or too young?
What the fuck does that even mean?
He was alive.
He was alive.
Where?
That means, okay, so I looked identical
like 15 years ago.
Is that what I'm saying you were like yeah, yeah, you were one was Michael Jackson. When did he pass away? Oh
Nine okay, so I was six years old
You think I had a fucked up hairline at six years old or or you've been lying by your age
What will likely that you lie like always
You always lie cuz you cuz you always lie you always lie. So you think I'm lying about my age now
Yeah, yeah, okay. Okay. True. Sure. Yo, I think I know the deal you signed it. I know it. You sold your soul. You'll never get that back. You know, right? You'll never get your soul back.
so bad. I can do some dots. I know the exact time of color you
signed. You are Jover. It was worth it. Was it? Was the word
it? You lost everything. You love yourself. You were born in
95. Oh my god. We're a grown ass fucking man. You are a grown
ass fucking man, bro. 30 years old, bro. And I hear like
than yours is it though is it all right hairline battle ready if I had cue if
full screen it go full screen show you how I had money like that oh look at this
mom not now ready take picture hairline will be one go ahead picture analyze it
look look look it's the size of an iphone on the dot so what is the width from
I move your hand it remove your hand it no measure the width and then do yours
ready moving at it measure the width what is the width of an iphone XR or
No, not XR, it's my old phone.
iPhone 17 plus Max.
What is the width of it?
Go ahead, what is the width?
Someone Google it.
Cause it goes perfectly from my eyebrows
to the top of my head.
Go ahead, tell me, tell me.
What is it?
I mean, I mean, I have a smaller phone
and I have even more.
No, no, no, you're faking it.
Look at that.
No, you're faking it.
Faking it, it's faking it.
What's the width of that?
So what's the width of that phone?
What's the width of that phone?
Oh my God, wait, lift it up again.
No, no, no, no, no.
Your hair is so heavy,
It's pulling your skin down.
I'm dead serious too.
No, no, watch, lift your hair.
It's so heavy, it's pulling your skin down.
That's good, I have a lot of hair.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, wrong, wrong again,
wrong again, no, wrong again, sorry, sorry.
Look, look at that hairline, holy shit.
I'm trying to angle it on my phone.
Let's see how big.
Oh.
Oh, it's like the same fucking thing.
What are you doing, bro?
Yo, hot, oh.
Now you're mimicking the people that was on my bus, okay.
Okay.
So now we're getting personal to my childhood.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Postman.
You postman.
Postman.
Full screen.
So what letter are you smelling out?
I see a big M.
It's for how many millions I have, bro.
McDonald's buzzer.
It's a McDonald's buzzer.
Okay.
Okay.
Go full screen.
Full screen.
Full screen.
It's a McDonald's buzzer.
Okay.
It's a full screen.
Full screen.
Full screen.
Full screen.
All right.
All right.
Oh, it's a G for give your back
Oh
You're talking to you is born I'm gonna sound is used to be fun to be around it's why I don't handle it anymore
You're not funny. We also touch
Yo, maybe maybe maybe it's drama and it calls you trauma and I get that but holy shit
You're you're boring you're lame and it's just not fun. I'm not having fun anymore. So I'm gonna leave
I'm waiting. Bye. I'm done
notice when I google xqc's gt3rs it comes up right now what's his brother's
name let me let me let me look up what's his brother's name let me look up if
it's his brother let me look up his brother's gt3rs let's see a picture's
come up give your fucking brother his car back
I
Don't see his car. I don't see it, bro. I don't see it, bro. I'm noticing I'm noticing bruh noticing
I'm noticing that's all
Wait, what time is it on the East Coast right now isn't Los Polos back should be live by now didn't we sing a play with me
Wait, I just realized I have both mics on, hold on, let me try to call Love Shrek.
Chad, do I have a fucked up hairline for real? Do I? I don't think I do. I don't think I do.
I feel like it's pretty good. It's nice. It's nice. I look good. I look good, bro. I look good as fuck.
Nice, so Lowe's Polo's doesn't want to pick up the phone, even though he told me.
What time is it on the east coast?
Because Capham also owes me a stream right now, so we're supposed to play Fortnite.
LOL, bruh.
LOL.
LOL fucking hell.
Nice.
Kinda fucking friends do I have.
It's okay.
it's fine bro I'll play with you who the fuck are you so Loos told me he'd be on
at 8 o'clock Loos or Cuffman told me he'd be on by 7 o'clock my time or 6 o'clock
my time, and nobody's on.
So I gotta play by myself.
I mean, maybe Lois was on, uh, maybe he was on D&D.
Nice, bro. My chat froze on the top right. Where's my chat? It's not moving.
It's called Lacy.
It's Lacy streaming stuff.
Lacy's my friend, he'll pick up, right?
Well, who else?
Maybe.
Phantom?
Alright, let's call Phantom.
Oh, Lacey's calling me.
Hey, Lacey.
Hello?
What's up, bro?
Well, you know that but you want to play some for me
Can we do when I get back? How far are you?
I'm going to the store really quick. What store?
I'm going to Best Buy
It's six o'clock we're going on during prime time traffic. Oh my god. No, no, no, it's only 10 minutes
It's only 10 minutes
I'm leaving wait a minute. I can't do that joke anymore
Hey man, it's not really a joke is it?
Alright bro, peace out.
Wait, do you want to play when I get back?
We'll come back home, I want to play.
I'll be back in literally 30 minutes.
Oh my god, by the fucking gods.
Just play one game and I'll be there.
And if we get an OG fortnight win, we can post it on our stories.
Okay, who else who else let me go through my home, bro. Maybe maybe I'm missing someone
I bet it's called clicks
He's just texting me that he's out right now.
I'm gonna call, I'm gonna call Aiden, let's call Aiden.
You know what I noticed, Jack?
Y'all always ask me to collab with people,
but does anyone wanna collab with Ron?
Maybe, maybe I'll call my girlfriend, you need my girlfriend to pick up?
Hey!
Hi Stable!
I'm live right now.
I know you are.
Hey!
Hey Aiden!
What's up?
now I know you are hey hey Aiden what's up fam how are you fam oh listen January 5th is the day I
locked in listen January 5th is the day that I locked in wait where are you my house wait I'm
I'm gonna space shit.
Listen, listen, Ron, listen.
Yes. January 5th, Connecticut.
I asked your chat, you already said yes,
it's January 5th.
Okay.
Listen, we're going to Connecticut.
We're gonna go to the museum, the Matt Wright Museum.
Jack?
What is that?
Matt Wright is gonna be there and be on stream with us.
It's gonna be me, you, Faiz-Rogue, and Neon and Broadus.
Did you say Faiz-Rogue?
Sorry, okay, I'm sorry.
Too soon, I'm sorry.
Ah, shit.
Um, it's, where's the Matt Rife, oh it's in the museum, it's like, and the animal doll's
gonna be there, your chat would love to see that.
Wait, can we burn the doll?
The Warren Octolium Museum, no.
Wait, first of all, is your chat saying yes to you going?
Well, I've been wanting to do that, I said that.
Is your chat saying yes?
There, here, I'll flip the camera.
Um, oh my god they're saying yes.
No, Felipe Otakos too, come on dude, you're gonna die.
Stop being weird.
I'll roll up. Hey, listen, January 5th. I'll fly you out.
Come to my check me out. You coming to Miami for a day?
We're going to check. We're going to check to get together.
No, let me take. Let me take your my club card.
I want to stop the shouting on that jet. Let me do it. Please.
Sorry.
OK, like you show me your ass.
Oh, you show me your hairy ass.
Wait, OK. Wait, how nice is your PJ?
That was actually nice.
It's not my fool. I'm getting I'm going to charter it.
But still, oh, you don't have a jet.
No, not yet.
Next year. Can we get can we ask wait can we fly air Drake?
Yeah, I can't do that. Can't ask him that favor. Here's our call. Here's our call
It's okay, you're coming January 5th and listen I have an idea okay
We've got to get we've got to get out of kit for a third day
Generous it and then January and then January like 6th or 4th. We should do like a stream in New York
I'm so down. I want to do a stream in New York anyway
All right, so lock for Gen 5, you're in.
Yeah, should be good.
Should be good.
It's fucking good.
All right, listen.
We're going to bring a Ouija board and play with the Annabelle doll, okay?
Okay, can we burn?
So what's the rules?
Can we not burn the doll?
No, no, listen, listen.
I'll shut us up.
We cannot touch.
Listen, Rome, if you touch anything in that fucking museum, we're going to literally
die.
Like, I forgot what their name, I think it's Sam and Kobe.
They touched the doll or whatever and they had cancer.
Like, you cannot touch the doll.
What?
There's no way no wrong run. It's real like rugs scared to go. He told me wait. He got cancer
No, no listen, bro. You don't understand your chat. Well, you know go watch videos after we hang up and go look
I've got both of the animal though. Go look at all these shits. They're all haunted. I'm telling you bro
It's all bad spirits. You cannot fuck with them
Look it up. I'm serious, bro. Oh
man
Don't do that shit. Listen. You're not doing it. You're not getting out of it. Don't be like that. Do not do that
You're doing it
Lays I don't know why you're typing on goddess G.G. Like you're not gonna be there
Wait, ladies coming to Lays can Lays come
Yeah, of course. I love Lays every time I see me as a new hairdo. He's scared of haunted shit
Listen, okay, okay, I'm gonna be honest with you. You know, I'm gonna have to get the clip
I'm gonna have to smack the doll
Ron listen, I gotta smack it
I got
Listen, dude. Listen. I gotta smack it run run run. You will die. We will die
And we're taking a run. We're gonna take a flight back
plane crashes
Dude you cannot touch any of that shit bro
Please
But you know my chat is gonna want me to
There's no way this is a real thing right I
I swear on everything. It's real Chad. Is this is this thing actually like a real demon? I'm confused
Yes, look into it. I'm gonna watch some videos after this
Watch videos on pop your stream. Listen, what is the day research? We are locked, right? Yeah. Yeah
Okay, so so wait should we do should we do the six we do like I don't know what the day we do the fourth
Just text me. I'll do whatever
All right, cool, bro. Let's fucking go. We're locked aiden stable
We're gonna go we're gonna pay we're gonna get possessed
Wait
Wait, what is the dog?
What is it called? Annabelle Dahl?
Tonight, tragedy had a stop on the nationwide tour of the supposedly possessed Annabelle Dahl.
One of the Dahl's handlers found dead in his hotel room at the age of 54.
Annabelle's next stop, guys. Custom Maine.
Dan Rivera, a lead investigator for the New England Society for Psychic Research, or NESPR,
Nesper had been exhibiting the Annabelle doll around the country. His colleagues now mourning
his death, writing, Nesper is devastated by his passing and is still coming to terms with this
profound loss. The cause of death. So you're telling me that a doll has the ability to kill me?
How does that make any sense? That doesn't even make any sense. So you want me to believe
in this chat bro no troll i'm so serious i don't want to die
Aiden first of all first of all why did you not give VIP because you got banned before and i never
redid it second first of all there's no way a doll can kill you i'm just being honest with you there's
zero chance there's also a box in bagus that fucked up post Malone there's zero chance a doll
can kill a human i'm sorry right i have to smack the shit out of the doll what does it look like
Brother you're gonna tell me I'm not brother
Brother brother. Oh my god. You're gonna tell me yo adapt. Don't be typing in my chat saying that a doll can fucking kill me, please
This thing cannot kill me
Something his friend and fellow paranormal investigator Ryan Bulk. I'm confused. They've opened Annabelle's box to investigate whether she's actually
Okay, so can I ask a stupid question? Can I ask a very stupid question?
Yes, or no, can I ask a stupid question? If this doll is so real, right?
Obviously, it's so famous. It's so known around the world
Why has not a single dumbass burned it? You know, there's always got to be that one human that fucks something up
So why has no one burned it?
Or why has no one like destroyed it?
It got revived.
Yo bro, yo bro, you want me to sit here, you want me to sit here, and think you can't burn, it can't be burned.
Do I look like a freaking idiot?
To you guys!
relatively safe and they even asked a priest to say a prayer so after opening
the case there was no coming back my brother the doll is just sitting here
you think I'm not bro Ron I'm for real yo Aiden do you think I'm not go sit here
in front of the doll and not knock it out and smack the shit out of it yo yo
chat we're bringing we're bringing a lighter we're bringing scissors I'm
gonna be coming to cut this doll up but do I have permission to or is this
Someone's property and I'm gonna get sued or something like that
Yo, we're bringing axe body spray and a fucking lighter
And lays you're gonna record it and everyone around me is gonna hold my arms and we're gonna do it all together
Who owns the doll?
Who owns the doll?
Matt Reif. Wait, so I'm so confused. What? Fuck being Sue, we will fucking die. Yo, I
can't believe there's people in here scared of this. There's no chance. I can't tell if
I'm getting trolled right now. Like, I'm genuinely not even trying to farm. I'm not even trying
to be funny. There's zero chance people believe that this thing can kill you, right?
They used the SD's method to communicate with the doll.
It's the same one they used to talk to Peggy.
Watch what happened.
Annabelle, are any spirits here?
You can speak through Colby.
Tell us a message.
I want to talk with us.
Is there anybody here in the museum with us?
200,000?
What?
Are you connected in any other way to other haunted dolls?
Everybody, that gives you a lot of pain.
What?
Meeting with the doll.
So you want me to stay here and then get dolls communicating through radio frequencies.
immediate results because after getting into the car they had a serious argument
and finished recording you probably give to you all for some reason I don't know what we can't
they whether I have either Sam or Kobe's number I swear I had one second I think I had one of
their numbers no what's good it's Sam no I don't have either then rather there's zero chance
it's real the fuck is this y'all you call rug
wait I think rugs phone is haunted it's not ringing
His phone's not even ringing.
Oh, is he in Big Bear?
Oh, he probably has no service, unless the dog got to him.
I actually can't sit here and listen to this.
The name of Jesus Christ will protect us from any evil, inhuman, or demonic entity.
I'm so confused.
I still don't understand.
So you're telling me there's not a single human in the world who tried to burn this?
Like there has to be a dumbass who tried.
Jesus, they may surround us or infuse in this foul.
May your father, son, and holy spirit, I am.
You said you have to chase your little trick to the man, and then quit, brought it until the end.
Okay, so you're telling me if I took the doll out and I threw it in the air and fucking just...
If I took the doll out of the cage, threw it in the air and just BOOM!
You're telling me that doll would fucking kill me.
Why are they giving it to houses?
It's alright.
You're the father, son, and whole dose.
Look.
Sam and Colby explored haunted dolls including a myth that the Robert the Doll, not Annabelle,
Annabelle Curves called me with cancer before the actual cancer diagnosis which later beat their videos future investigation
Cue scary dolls like Annabelle, but the cancer connection to a doll is a lure tied to robber not approved in fact
Mother if you also Google how tall is stable when all it out comes up with fucking
What is it six foot five inches, but five foot three?
Who the fuck changed my height on Google to 5 foot fucking 3?
Wait, what?
Yeah, this site's the movie.
I'm not 5'4'3", bro.
Generally, bro.
ain't about gonna do it what the fuck go flim bro I don't believe this shit you're
literally shorter than Uzzi shut your ass up I'm not I actually don't believe in
this shit I don't I don't generally really generally I don't I don't I don't
I don't there's no shot bad things are already starting to happen like fucking
what let me call Boba I don't know if she's home wait my phone isn't ringing
anybody wait let me try calling Aiden again
yo deadass my phone's not ringing anybody now I'm dead serious I'm dead
serious my phone's not ringing anything
Yeah.
Mother.
Wait, can you hear me?
Yeah.
You're on speaker right now. Wait, why didn't it ring at all?
What?
Oh no, something's, okay.
Hey, I have a question. So do you know what the Annabelle doll is?
Yeah.
Aiden wants me to go and do a stream there. I have a question.
You're gonna punt the doll?
What is wrong with you?
What?
No.
You have to respect, like, sparsely, the doll.
So you're telling me I shouldn't have bring scissors and cut it in half?
I think if you can't do it...
Uh-oh.
Hello?
You can do it with your board.
You said what?
I said, in reality, I think you're going to shit bricks
and actually be scared of everything there in the house
because you can't even do like a Ouija board right now or like
any of that. Like I feel like you're putting up a front
kind of, or especially. You think I'm putting up a fucking front? It's a doll.
I won't take the doll, split it in half and put a hold it and fuck it.
Okay, that's weird.
If the doll is obviously 18, you're a burger.
But I'm saying though, you're going to get there to the house and you're just going to like freak out and you're not going to want to be there.
And it's not going to help because Lays is probably going to be freaking out too and like shaking and like, I'm already going to be like.
That doll is mine. Apparently the doll's 30 years old. I'm taking it to ask, you understand me?
You should do like content streams to build up for that.
Yo Burger, what are you doing Burger?
Are you going?
You should do the one house we saw in San Diego.
I did do that house, I did put a summit down the first one.
Hey Burger, get out.
Y'all hello?
Oh my fucking god, Jesus, I'm streaming.
Hold on, let me call you back, Boba.
What?
Let me call you back.
You're going to Kimmy?
Oh my god.
I got her that time.
Hi, Kimmy!
That's the doorstep.
That's Sakura.
Oh, hi.
Hi.
It's going to stay right here.
That's strange, right?
I'm doing good.
Let me call you back, Boba.
Or at least you're going to stay here.
You're going to stay here?
I'm going to stay here right here.
That's strange, right?
I'm doing good.
Or at least the contract.
Yo chill, cause uh, I know.
What's going on y'all?
Hi guys.
He's cool.
Aiden's calling me.
Yo I'm asking Jason about it right now. Can I call you back?
Yeah Aiden.
Okay.
You think it's a good idea to go to the Conjuring House?
You know what that is? Or not the Conjuring House?
What is it called? The House?
Conjuring.
They want me to fuck the animal doll.
No, no, no, there's the Annabelle house.
That's what we're going, right?
Who's weird?
Right?
Why are they living in this cuckoo-flow-down, bro?
Wait, why are they putting the cuckoo-
Why are they putting the cuckoo-
Wait, don't fall.
There it is.
No.
No.
No.
Don't hit him.
So I want to go to the house with Aiden and all of them,
and I'm going to try to beat the shit out of the dumb,
but I'm pretty sure it won't.
Hey!
What the hell?
What are you doing?
Wait, you even scared Brunner away.
You got no clothes under there, huh?
I was, I just went to the gym.
You had no shirt on, huh?
I got a shower.
All right, bro.
Hey, well, I'll leave you alone, but nah, horrible idea.
All right.
There's like real spirits, bro.
I'm not worried about no,
I'm not worried about no spirits, bro.
You got cancer from bad luck, though.
I'm not dying of no animals, bro.
Or you could, you could maybe,
You gonna leave so I can stay zoomed out or I zoom back in bro. Where you better go?
Thank you
Jason come here sniff it
Let me know this good straight BL
That's my shit. Is it true that Asian people don't have the L
We used to smell each other a lot, so we did.
So did I.
Cuckoo Soda.
We went out to Nobu today, y'all.
Yeah, Nobu.
Nobu.
Yeah.
We went out one time.
Yeah, we did go.
We went out the night before fucking Tuesday.
No, not Tuesday.
It was amazing, because, you know.
Oh, not Tuesday.
Yes.
I also said Tuesday.
Yes.
Vod's Day.
Vod's Day.
Yeah.
I like that.
Yes.
All right, well, I'll leave you to it.
Why are your cats reversed?
I like that.
They're very, they spam this stupid fucking email.
Yeah.
Everybody spam your favorite email in the chat, man.
Actually, can I get a couple of Ws before I leave,
but I just need a quick double me spot,
come on, Barry.
Let's do Jason before we went live for the face shit.
He was typing Ws.
No, no, I was like, we should get a Virgil monitor
so we can see the Ws in the chat.
I haven't seen him in a while.
Let's go!
Yo, Burger!
Let's go!
All right.
I needed that. Alright. Alright, bro. Just hit me. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright, bro.
You know, I can't even call anyone. Anyone I call, it doesn't ring now. Anybody I call doesn't ring.
This is so weird. Look at this.
Look, dude, Aiden, every time I call anyone, anytime I call anyone, it doesn't ring now.
I don't know.
I'm dead serious.
Everyone I'm calling, it doesn't ring.
What happened, though?
No, you called me.
No, you called me.
No, you called me the first time.
Were you calling before that?
No, I did he.
You did.
You called me.
I did?
Yeah, you did.
I'm watching you dude if you touch this fucking doll
We're all dying like I do not understand how fucking serious it is. I don't understand how serious it is. I'm so confused
Okay, can you watch the Annabelle doll movie?
Offstream like that's real the doll looks nothing like that
But that's it's real problem. It's all so real
So there's I'm looking up articles and they said that the Annabelle doll ran away
I tried and it didn't ring so I gave up
Okay, so we flip the camera and I showed the bell my ass what happens
You're a target. You can't. We're gonna fucking die.
Well, the doll's locked away in this vaulted, see-through box.
So we can't even touch it if he wanted.
I actually don't think Matt Reif is gonna even let us open that box up.
Is he gonna be there?
Yeah, Matt's gonna be on the street with us and everything. He's gonna be tired.
My mom's a big fan of him.
So I'm gonna pull up. Your mom's from the East Coast, right? Where's she?
Yeah, my mom said she has a crush on him.
Oh, wait, really?
I swear.
Hey, so you know what I'm thinking?
Matt and your mom, they're going on a little date,
and then we break into that bitch, and we open up all...
I'm not kidding, we're getting that shit.
We could get MC Ben on.
Okay, I mean, I'm not...
Hey, listen, bro.
I don't ask questions over my mom.
Hey, listen, listen, dude. Listen, we are not...
Listen, all I... All I'm some Jew shit,
I almost want to have you sign a contract stating
you won't trust these calls before I get to sue you.
I'm not even joking.
Dude, you... We might walk out that shit with diseases
Fucking
Bro no shot
I'm down. I'm down to bring brother. This is gonna be bro. How big is the house is it enough for like five different cameras?
care I just want to make sure yeah bro like yeah you straight you have that's
figured out I am sure it is I'm sure I'll be okay
and that out it's gonna be me you neon griffin's coming we bring loose I would
love to you don't go we're going to New York let's go let's go do it
I'm down.
I'm down.
Follow me on Jake's feature to the call.
Hold on.
Hold on.
My phone about it.
I'm sorry.
No, don't do that.
No, no, I'm just.
Bear, now Jake's feature has your number.
It's fucking down.
All right.
Okay.
Follow me on that.
Yeah, I got Jake.
Come on, Jake.
Answer the phone, dude.
Don't be weird.
I'm not.
I'm just.
He loves you, dude.
I love Jake.
I love Jake.
Okay, cool.
Hey, where?
Jake!
Yo, what's up?
Jake, you can stay for Ronaldo.
Jake, now you have Ron's number.
You can stay after one minute.
What up, Jake?
Yeah, Jake. Listen, you're weird.
Listen, Jake, so we're doing a haunted Shrewy in New York next week.
You want to hang out?
Yeah.
Okay, so me and Ronaldo, we want to have a threesome with you.
We can do that, right?
Hey, what do you mean, fuck me?
I'm kidding Jake, but seriously can we all link up and get some pizza?
Yeah.
Pizza is dick.
Pizza is dick daddy.
I'm sorry.
What is going on in school?
Yo, Jake.
Jake, I'm kidding.
Jake, we'll see you like next week.
Me, you, Ron, it's gonna be a fun time.
Okay.
All right, bro.
Wait, hold on.
You know, it was Jake's birthday, Ron.
Did you get him a gift?
He didn't invite me to a birthday party.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
birthday party
All right, Jake, I'm gonna see you soon
Now I gotta add this contact
I
Don't be spending that you know
Wait, when are we gonna when are they going to New York? I might go on the fourth or the fifth
I'm trying to see
So Griff is going to a burger
Wait, so chat. Real talk.
You glad I actually not touched this doll? I'm confused.
I'm dead ass.
I wonder if Burger will notice if I slowly just rub his head harder.
You don't even care.
You know my mom actually has a crush on Matt right? Should I call her?
He actually, well Burger loves when I have a finger, is it you? Because he never gets to scratch it like look, he likes it
Wait, Burger look
What made you wear glasses?
I'm going to do a stream with Matt right now.
I'm going to do a stream with Matt right now.
My phone's not even ringing.
Hello?
I'm streaming right now.
I'm going to do a stream with Matt Reif.
No way.
Yeah.
So.
Oh my God, he's amazing.
Oh my God.
I'm doing a stream with him
and we're gonna go into his house.
Apparently he has this haunted house that he owns.
Okay.
to destroy his doll with a lighter. Apparently this dog gives people cancer and it kills
people.
Can you stop it?
What?
Can't do that.
What are you talking about?
What are you going to do?
There's apparently a haunted doll called the Annabelle doll that gives people cancer and
that haunts people.
Okay.
So my plan is I'm going with Aiden, I think Jake Future now and a couple others
And I'm gonna they don't want me to touch the doll, but I'm gonna punch kick it
Okay, I just want to let you know
Great you want me to get Matt right to say he loves you. Oh my god. Yes
All right one the Eagles one that's cool. We didn't make it to the Super Bowl
Freaky family. Yeah, watch your mouth.
Eagles ain't making no Super Bowl. I already found the fucking Texas fan in my chat, bro.
I already found it. Please, bro.
Wait, who's that gonna call?
Should I call?
Should I call a rug one more time?
Bro, this shit doesn't even ring.
It doesn't even ring.
I'm just gonna try calling.
Hello?
Oh no.
Oh no, something's really going on.
Don't you see we're gonna call me back?
Alright, I'm gonna call Bulgur back. I did say that.
Hello?
What's up?
Bye.
Wanna play some Fortnite?
Um, I'm not going home right now.
Burger! Get the fuck back!
Huh?
I'm not going home right now, but I have to update it.
Okay, so update your Fortnite.
Can you get me the Kim Kayskin?
No.
What?
I'm not buying you no fucking Kim K. Skin, that wack-ass skin.
Did you buy the Cardi skin?
Tom?
Did you buy the Cardi skin?
I haven't played Fortnite, probably since the last time I played against Jason.
You saw Cheezer has an icon skin now?
You're lying. Can I buy it?
We have to get a cat named Cheez.
I'm not getting a cat named cheese so we have a cheese here right now so I'm not doing that.
Why? Cheese and Barbara. Cheese, Barbara.
I gotta hang up. Not because I'm losing battery, not because of wifi because I fucking want to.
Um, I love you, just text me, okay?
Uh, about four negative.
Yeah, just let me know.
And you're gonna send me that Kim K code?
Alright, I should be hung up to see if it...
Yo, no it's time! Thank you for the 10 gifted!
Thank you for the 10 gifted. Thank you so much.
Sam Colby. In this video, we are... Thank you for the 10 gifted, bruh.
Come on, bruh. Thank you.
There's three of the world's top charity guys.
So you're telling me I have to believe this shit?
Creeq right there too.
There's a lot of right here.
So is this the Annabelle Dolly?
So I'm confused there's multiple dolls this one is called Peggy the fuck is up Peggy, bro
Brother I would actually pump this little shit
The final one would be...
Yes, that is a good one.
Very weird.
In comparison, if you said that that was one of those active things.
Bonded by Edelor Ray Warren.
Uh, what's in here?
They are attachment city items.
Not good.
We believe that there are no human spirits that could attach to any of these objects.
What if I were to choose a single spirit that would be in this?
Yeah.
What if I'm the chosen one and I have to get rid of the doll?
Where is the Annabelle doll? I'm confused.
I pulled you out as-
Where is it in this video? Did it delete itself from the video?
It's a thing of no-
I mean like a three-zone and then little handwritten notes
were talking to me, which we're gonna f**k us.
I come here with all the respect in the world.
I cannot do that thing right now.
You guys ready?
This is finished. Look away now if you don't want to see. Three. Two.
Thank you, Lieutenant Gifthedesino!
Thank you.
Bye.
Malicious.
Malicious, right? When I turn the camera.
Here we go.
I
Feel surreal being with her for the first time
Bruh stop, bro
You'll handle dolls right here. Everybody knows
And the bell especially from the states. I don't know if you guys remember this but in the conjuring house
the head of the same exact box versus warning positively do not open and they
have this double terror card as well cross above it angry guys I'm not even
holding the awfulest and it's so malicious and angry already look at all the
artifacts around here that in the rain were famous you're telling me if I took
my hand it went like this over all that like yo I've seen it with another
10 gifted bro thank you so fucking much for another 10 gifted much
appreciated holy fuck man you give to me probably a hundred dollars and all I've
done is steal other people's content thank you
it's demonologists not ghost hunters so there's a couple demonologist books
culture guys right after I said that no way all the scary what if the doll says
something racist to me do I have permission to smash it? I don't even know what that thing is up there on the crash
there's a root there's a Bible right here thank god they have that
I'm gonna put the obelisk right here in front of her ask a couple questions
Annabelle, I don't hear you.
What if I de-glove the doll?
RIMIN' WITH THE TWENTY!
Thank you for the 20 gifted, bruh.
Much appreciated.
Thank you.
Thank you for the 20 gifted, bruh.
Much appreciated, brother.
Thank you.
That is $100 right there, gone to a terrible cost.
I'm going to use that towards a new car one day.
Why did I just see a gifted sub to Annabelle in my chat?
With all the respect in the world,
Wait so why don't we de-glove the doll?
Call lasting, this thing's going crazy and I'm not even touching it.
I'm only here to hear any sort of message, so now we're only going to get people.
This is absolutely insane how much this is going to be.
Is this tool real?
I'm confused.
Is this shit like real or is this just some bullshit?
I do not understand.
It's been a long time since it's gone this crazy.
Annabelle, if you can hear me, give me a word.
Be here for tonight, so if you would like to communicate with us, please let me know.
If this is you...
Faster.
If it's no one faster, I'm not sure because there's so many other haunted objects in here.
If this is you talking to me, which we're gonna figure out very soon, but again I
just come with respect.
I'm just here to show you to as many people as possible and hear whatever you have
to say.
It was like a big crack on the roof as soon as I said that.
I've been in here for about 10 minutes now and I've put down a REM pod for Sam and then
let him go and experience this for himself.
I don't know if you notice this but as soon as I stopped talking to Annabelle, all of
this stopped saying words completely out of tune.
I've not had that before.
Also going to take this back and give it to Zesha as I get off the ground though.
Omelie.
No, that's because it's close to shit.
Immediately went off.
Goodbye to our little tips and tricks.
I'm leaving, I'm leaving, I'm leaving, I'm leaving, I'm leaving, I'm leaving.
I'm leaving, I'm leaving.
It's your turn, and the rim pod just went off.
It's an ed, malicious, it's an angry, all while I was in there.
It's an ed, it's always in that, I mean, my shake.
It's terrifying in there.
Brother, there's no way I don't troll, right?
I can't think this seriously.
You're not making me need more time to know.
I can't think this seriously.
I'm gonna walk in, let you feel like-
Like, I- hold on, I'm gonna order food real quick, not because I'm fat,
because I'm hungry, okay?
And not because I'm hungry, but I haven't eaten all day.
That's number one number two is there is up rhyman. Thank you for another 20 gifted. You just paid for my food
Thank you so much, and I'm sitting here doing absolutely nothing
Well, you just give me your heart or money that is much appreciated everyone say thank you right now much appreciated
Thank you so much brother you are to go
Thank you
Honestly, if you give me another 20 gifted, I'll give the door grass driver a $3 10
No, I'm gonna do it
what okay you guys want to get a fine $1.00 but choose business card up
it's good difference so here's that it's ready for you I don't like on second
That sucks.
Burger.
Hey, you don't think I fucking see you?
You think you blend in?
Do you think you fucking blend in?
Rhyme in with another 20!
Unfortunately, I already ordered the food, so that was a scam.
I'd still have $1 jet.
Thank you for another 20!
I would say thank you!
Thank you so much man, Ajax. We still are waiting for the thousand gifted. Yes sir, we're waiting for the thousand gifted
Just want to point that out. Just want to point that out. Thank you so much much appreciated
Yo burger
Yo burger, can you go?
burger go
burger go
burger
burger
Yo, Burger! Burger, go!
Burger.
Go. Burger.
Get out of the tre-
Burger.
Burger, get out of the presence.
Get out of the presence!
Can you- Go!
Murder.
Motherfucker.
I'm just kidding.
That was the fake one.
That was the fake one. That was the fake one. That's the real one right there.
Yo, Berger, come on. Oh, you're ruining my stream, bro. I'm trying to work here.
Berger, do I gotta... Berger, I can't.
Oh, okay, I'm not gonna slay you out, look at me, I'm a sexy kid.
Oh, I'm a sexy kid in Burger.
Meow! Meow! Meow!
Come on, come out, you wanna play Burger? Come on!
Get out, bro!
50 giftee!
Yes, sir, for this hard-earned content!
Yes, sir, thank you so much!
Yes, sir for this hard-earned content. Yes, sir. Thank you so much for this hard-earned
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for the 50, bro
Appreciate you so much man. This is really good content. So that's much appreciated. Yo, where did you go?
Come!
Little burger ready?
Come!
Fuckin' idiot.
Look, it's right here.
Ready?
Burger, look!
Burger!
Burger, look!
I got some in my hand for you.
You dumb ass fucking kid.
Today, Animal is known to mess with electronics, possess people, and heighten negative emotions.
Allegedly, there was even a case where a man disrespected Animal, and on his way home,
crashed his motorcycle and died.
Yeah, f**k, right.
What?
Me again, guys?
I said I'm delicious and angry.
Yeah, don't make me a reminder.
Oh my god, oh musty hello
So this is how tiny the house is where we go
Release and shaken over there is Annabelle. We were told by a couple of our buddies who have seen
Oh my God, I can't I can't I can't this doll doesn't scare me bruh this doll doesn't scare me
I'm sorry when I go to Connecticut or wherever this is I'm
Opening the cage, and I'm punting you my fucking right foot. You understand me. I
Don't care if you guys want to say the airplane's gonna go down
Whatever you want to say I'll tell the daughter kill me come kill me bad bruh come kill me about it
My word
What is this?
You're huge.
See, that's all banger.
This kid's a fucking idiot, man.
He'll never be Ryan Toys Reviews, bro.
Never.
Stay where we're now, though. Please smack the fuck out of that door, bro.
Like, generally, bro.
Smack the hell out of that door, bro.
Don't think about it like, bro.
Smack the hell out of that door, bro.
It's for the clip, bro. Come on, bro.
Why are you scared, bro? You're a fake demon for real, bro.
All right, bro. See ya bruh. See ya. See ya. Take care bruh. See ya.
This is unstable, bruh. Peace out.
This looks like an upgraded version of Norm.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
What the fuck is this?
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
I'm trying to stay this weekend.
Let's go to see the side again.
Man, I just really thought about it.
Motherfuckers really watch me during the 7-Dom
play the piano every single day over and over and over.
Holy shit, man.
Wait, how do you do the top one, how do you do the top one?
How do you do the top one?
How do you do the top one?
No, blackies are also played by clicking the timestamps in the description.
Wait, what?
Oh.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
No bad!
Not bad!
Not bad!
Not bad, bro.
Yo, I'm thinking about doing this new segment where I get-
so I have two cameras.
I have my Brio right here.
Ready?
Look.
I have my Brio.
I put a piano right here, and every single day,
I play the piano before we start to stream.
Like, I try to learn one song,
I can't I can't start the stream until we learn the song
Y'all rhyming with the five gifted. Thank you so fucking much man. You gifted mad subs. I don't know why but I appreciate it a lot
Thank you so much man. You know what does for that, bro. I got you
Yes, nice, not bad bro. Who misses the piano sight, let's drop him me. This shit caught
me soft guard this dude dnl in the chat so she won't attention so bad no I
already reacted bro yo rhyming with another fucking 10 gifted yo is this
how oiler in my chat I'm confused are you rich generally generally are you
rich like generally are you rich confuse this guy's making money bro it's
Yo burger
Bro chat
Yo burger
What are you doing on my pc bruh
Yeah, burger.
Burger?
Oh!
Hey, burger.
Burger, burger, burger, burger, hey, hey, go burger.
All right, whatever.
Well, why is it like why is it like randomly high quality you see that wait
Wait burgers, did you just like reset my real?
Why is it like randomly like
Yo, thank you for another 10 gifted rhyman. Yo, this guy's riches fucking my chat
Why don't I why don't I have more rich viewers loving the call sender Indian Mike dude?
Yo, crack baby, do me a favor, right?
Do me a favor.
When you go to court with Fatboy Dick, bro, let me know if it was worth it.
Me?
I love everyone and I love everything, man, positivity, spread positivity, bro.
What do you mean, bro?
You are affiliated.
You are affiliated.
The entire world seems to be asking the same question.
Okay, I'm getting a call.
Do I pick this up? I'm getting a random call from someone.
Hello?
The Tuber call is being recorded.
That's gotta be big.
22 more gifted!
By Ryman! Thank you! What the fuck?
Yo, thank you for another 22 gifted! Yo, I'm out of play for a night by myself. Where is Lacey?
Yo, I can't thank you enough for how many gifted subs you do, bro.
It seems like, are you?
Look, you're just a human true section.
Oh my God, bro, oh my God.
Oh God.
One bag.
Of what?
I don't know.
You know what, bro, maybe it's time I make new friends.
That ass, how about I just, how about I,
how about I make new friends?
I had a dream about a thousand gifted
and then you put this nice.
Yo, I'll give you a, I'll tell you right now, bro.
If I get a thousand gifted right now,
I will personally, I will personally fuckin'
pump the shit out of that doll.
Thank you so much for another 22 gifted, bruh.
Call Cuffham?
Cuffham doesn't pick up my phone.
Loose doesn't pick up.
Matter of fact, I'm calling Loosebag.
Cuffham straight e-gode me.
I'm calling Loosebag though, hold on.
Let me restart my phone, cause it glitched.
Ron, I'll play with you.
Shut your bitch ass up.
I'm gonna change my game to fuck a Fortnite
or you're fired.
Especially you a la you stupid bitch you stupid bitch
What soundtrack do I have when I load up for night any guesses hold
What are the ones that I got?
What is the best soundtrack of this game?
Let me try this bitch up a quick.
Yo.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay
Oh shit the biggest country everyone say thank you right now
Holy shit
Thank you so fucking much man much appreciated
holy fuck everyone say tank here what is this oh not bad not bad this one's not
bad I would give this like a five this is not like too much
by Raymond no no no no no no no don't tell me it's a oil off y'all hey don't
gift all the subs I want y'all am I right chat am I right nobody gonna get
the thousand though am I right yeah
yo 100 gifted from rhyming what the fuck thank you so much what is this one
no that's dog shit yo get rid of that one gifted bro can't you see that
they're going at it oh hold on now you know I used to practice this you know
yo shout out rhyming brothers for you
Hey, hey, thank you for the hundred get dead.
Everyone say thank you.
What is this?
Huh?
That dog shit, I like that one.
What is this one?
Wait is this the?
What?
Huh?
Hey, hey, hey, mythic game to solve, hey, hold on, hold on, it's a classic, chat, chat,
just imagine, ready, close your eyes, it's 2018 right now, right, you're sitting in
school 2017 whatever it is right you're like fuck bones of snow day to snow day
you're sitting inside playing for it with the boys you're playing for it on your
main monitor giggling with your friends bro having a time of your life knowing
that you have homework do but you didn't care because you just wanted to play
fortnight yo bro let's go retail row let's go to tomato town let's go
Tilted hey, bro. You saw Tifu just killed ninja. Oh my god
It's a classic day, but it's a classic was this one
Now I don't like that one about this one
Kind of fruity shit is this
Hey, hey, hold on man, I'm not bad, I'm looking for like this, it was this one, no, I know
that one, dog shit, dog shit, what are these, oh my god.
This one does sound familiar Chills, bro actual chills, bro
This is nostalgic if you played the mode if you were there, that's all you have to know this one's nostalgic. Okay, okay
Loki
dog shit
dog shit
Brother there's nothing in here anymore
Wait, is this the og?
The fuck metro is not on the og song
I
Fell down
from a hundred miles away
The fuck is this
Oh, yo, who's mama yo, what's up
Yeah, let's get it wrong.
How you doing, bro?
You're phenomenal.
Yeah, who is this? I know.
Just rug your number didn't come off.
Wait, hold on. No, no, no, no, this is weird.
Wait, should I call you back real quick?
No, no, no, I just thought it was like a fan. I just picked up.
Hold on. Why is your rug not...
Wait, why is your name not showing up?
Yo, you know what's been weird?
weird I'm talking about this Annabelle doll or whatever and everything has been
happening that's weird okay so I got good news and bad news for you then
um so I'm gonna be on the stream with you when you go with Aiden
and the good news is I'm bringing a lighter and I'm lighting the doll on fire
All right well you want to hear something? Yeah. I just uh I talked to Aiden because I've been talking to him like a little bit telling him like how
Cursed dolls are like not my thing
Like anything cursed I don't mess with like
Cursed are like two different things. So um, yeah, I just I just got off the phone with him. I don't think I'm gonna make it
Wait what you're not gonna make it
I don't think I'm gonna go bro, like I honestly like cursed is like too especially brother
This isn't no like random cursing like this is like the animal doler talk
I just got a thousand gifted Rob!
What?
I didn't even notice this was real!
Oh, what the hell?
Wait, who gifted? Who gifted?
What the fuck?
A thousand? What the fuck?
Wait, you can do a thousand gifted?
Yo! Yeah, what the fuck?
Yo, hell yeah, good shit, bro.
Oh my god, Rob, double it!
Yo, wait, hold on, what's the name?
R-Ryman.
Yo, Ryman, thank you for the thousand gifts from my brother.
Yeah, yeah, you're going double it though, right?
Um, bro, uh, yeah, no, so, about like, uh, the conjuring house, are you still going?
Let me call you back, bro.
Okay, okay.
It's
Yo a thousand fucking gifted
Yo son, do you know how crazy that looked on my screen did anyone else just see that yo that look fucking crazy
Yo, you just gifted me mad money and all I'm doing here is just sitting going through fortnight tracks
Yo, that shouldn't even be a thing.
Yo, I be seeing mad people talk about this on Twitter saying,
Yo, keep the $5,000.
Um, yo, not gonna lie.
You should refund this.
You should fund that.
Yo, I'm not going to lie, bro.
Keep coming with those.
What the fuck?
We're going to buy that SVJ.
Yo, I've never even seen that before.
Yo, I just got a thousand gifted.
I genuinely,
I generally I generally have never seen that I've generally never seen that right
Generally
Yo that looked Ukrainian subs noticing wait, I could go to my dashboard and tell you right now if it was like a real
Hold on
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, this doesn't even look real.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
What the fuck?
I've never seen this before.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
What the fuck?
I've never seen this before.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
I NEVER SEE THIS MAPHOLA!
That is gross, that's not even, okay, no troll, okay, now the joke's dead.
Yo, yo, yo, there's zero chance two people just did that.
Yo, yo, that, yo, that doesn't even look real, that genuinely doesn't even look real.
Who didn't get a sub? 2,000 gifted subs just went out.
What the fuck?
Yo, that is disgusting.
That's why is that a thing on twitch hold on I'm checking my dashboard. I want to see if that's I want to see if this is real I
Don't know if it'll be that quickly though
I
Think I have to wait like 30 minutes for my dashboard update
Brother there's zero chance. That's not some turkey turkey, right?
Mother how is someone gifting a thousand subs twice this dude crack babies in all right now?
this new crack yo yo what that has to be turkey right that has to be w turkey
there's zero chance yo rhyman in big pants if that's fucking real I kid you
not I'm gonna let crack baby blow my back out
Yo, what's the fuck?
I got BBC.
Yo I don't even know what to say.
Yo that you do do do do do.
Do you know how insane that looked?
Generally.
Generally.
Do you know how insane that looked?
Yo, we're at 26,384 subs.
Yo generally do y'all see how insane that is?
What the fuck
Y'all not gonna lie
Generally speaking bro
Like that is fucking crazy, and I want to say yo, you're not gonna get me done fuck
You think I'm fucking stupid yo generally bro. That is fucking crazy
Thank you for the thousand gift you from big pants and rhyming. I deadass
Bro, my title was a joke
Go on vacation. You deserve it. Okay. Yeah, nice. Yo
This man redeemed fucking payphone
Yo, I look can you delete the payphone shit, bro, why is that still a thing? I've done it already, bro
So, you have to.
Yo, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Okay, a thousand more gifted, I'll do it, I was kidding.
Hold on, yo, how, before we do it, bro, yo, 2,000 gifted.
Brother, do you guys not know how insane that is?
I really wanna check my dashboard to see if that's like
some turkey turkey, like W turkey, or if that's a,
Yo whoever didn't get a sub by the way, you're a fucking bot
Generally, generally you're a bot
generally, oh my god, wait, I don't know this is
Hold on it says from
Not updated yet. How long does it take to update? Does anyone know outlaw? Does it take a day or does I swear it takes quicker?
Yo now that I realize it I make a lot of money off fucking ads
Yo, I'm gonna be honest with you. This is how you know someone's not viewbotting
Go tell any streamer anything that you body to show their ad revenue
December 12th, I made $18,000 and just ads
December 6th, I made $15,000 and just ads yo, I'm not even kidding. I'm pretty transparent with everyone bro
I'm transparent as it gets I always tell y'all how much money I make yo
So just tell someone to show their ad money.
Yo, this is crazy.
Give your 20% mods time out.
250k rupees in December?
No, 209,000 rupees.
Transparency is always key when you're at content careers.
I want y'all to know that.
There was a time where I made 100k a week
off of Gaelingale.
Remember?
I tell you guys everything.
everything because obviously I don't know if it's TOS but in 108 let's just say
108 times I ran around this house I made 209,000 rupees
yeah yo thank you for the fucking 2,000 gifted can everyone just put up
what's that email that I have to pray yo holy shit bro I'm no I'm no clue
What to say?
Oh my God.
That shit's crazy, bro.
Thank you, guys.
I'm gonna put some W's and shit.
Sing Payphone.
All right, bro.
I'll sing the shit.
You know I always sing it to the cut,
and that's it, though.
That's the rules.
Everyone knows the rules.
And the Payphone's trying to call home
all of my change has spammed on you.
When are the times gone, baby?
It's all wrong, we are the plans we made for two.
Yeah, I know it's hard to remember the people we used to be.
It's even harder to picture the chair I had next to me.
You say it's too late to make it,
but it's too late to try.
And in our time that you wasted all of our bridges burned out,
I've wasted my nights, you've turned out the lights now
I'm paralyzed, still stuck in that time
When we call the love, but even the sun sets in paradise
I'm a depressed, I'm trying to calm all of my chains
I spend on you
That's all I say to in the video. Here you go.
Hey DJ put me put on some good shit, bro. Yo, DJ put on some good shit
Yo, thank you again for a 2,000 fucking gifted. Holy shit. Can everyone say thank you one more time, bro? Holy fuck. Yo
Oh
Thank you for the fucking two thousand gift. I don't even know what to do the whole stream was a joke of getting a thousand gift
I didn't really think that was a real thing
Holy shit, everyone say thank you right fucking now, bro
And if you didn't get a sub brah
Lol simple as that brah lol
Rages on I'd love to play for any of my friends, bro
I'm sitting here looking at music tracks by myself like this is what I'm doing in my life
I don't know, I don't want this as a soundtrack like holy shit. No, let me put on some real shit
Hold on my shit back normal
Yo laser you in my chat bar you're free to go home if you won't play some OG for tonight
For now low-key. I don't think I need to IRL
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Wait, I forgot I have to call Rugback.
I'm a fucking dunderhead.
Hang on.
Wait, I just realized Rug said he's not going anymore.
Wait.
Yo, wait, I just realized you said you're not going.
Yeah, bro, I can't.
I can't risk it.
You're that scared of the dolls?
It's not a joke, that's the thing.
But you really, like the thing is,
like are you gonna go for sure?
I want it to go.
You can't if you go, like I'm being vass,
we're like on full, like even your chat will tell you,
like even your chat will.
Haunted is different, like Haunted is like
you're communicating with spirits
and like it's more like of a thrill for me.
Like I love doing shit like that,
but cursed is like bro, you can like,
like hurt your family,
Like they can like you know what I mean like shit that things can happen to you and your family
I'm gonna give you an ultimatum here
You're either gonna go. I'm gonna tell that daughter haunt you dude. Come on, bro. Please stop don't even joke about
What I'm gonna do bro, I don't back down from anything bro like I love doing shit like this and especially like me you Aiden like that sounds so fun
But like okay, okay, okay, okay. I won't fuck with the doll if you go dead ass
I won't I'll sign a contract if you want me to
But the thing is like it's still just risky like I know we would be like respectful and like all that stuff
But I already told myself what do you think the worst thing that could happen is I
Don't know like I do think like just I
Think like the scary thing with those things is like anything bad that happens to you after that trip
You're gonna like assume it was because of that
I get that I get that but I just genuinely I generally think chat like you oh no you really think you really think it's gonna haunt me generally
If you do something disrespectful, yeah, and the thing is like I don't know that much about cursed stuff
Where like I don't know if we just go and like leave
If anything can happen
But I just don't like risking it like I like risking stuff like that
What if you start I would love to see you but like I would love to like watch that stream
I think that'd be you want if you watch I'm gonna tell the doll I'm gonna I'm gonna smack
No, no, now you fucked up now I'm gonna smack the dog's I want Rob
Well, why would I not they open that box there's zero chance. I don't smack the shit out of it
My name please bro. No, I'm gonna say rug told me to do this. I'm gonna go
Snap the shit out of that. Yo, come on, bro. Come please bro. I promise you. I won't I won't do anything
I told Aiden. I mean, I'm down for like any haunted adventure
Like if you're that like for a haunted hotel haunted house like stuff like that
He said he's down to plan once and like I would love for you to come to that
Cuz we've done a lot of haunted streams aren't they actually fun. Yes, bro
That's why I want to say, but first is just not my thing.
Like I don't, I'm not like an expert in that.
Like I know a lot about like the paranormal world,
but not cursed.
Like I don't understand that world.
Like I don't know like how to deal with that stuff,
but paranormal stuff, like I think I got it down by now.
But yeah, would you be down to do a stream with me
and Aiden if it's like a haunted house?
Or haunted hotel?
Yes, of course.
Okay, yeah.
I talked to Aiden about it.
so let's make like a group chat or something
so we can walk it in.
I bet, it's actually.
I don't want Aiden to like cancel
because I'm not going to select that.
No, don't worry about it.
If everyone cancels, I'm going to that house alone
and I'm bringing a fucking Flavorware
and I'm burning it down.
You're so dumb.
You know, you're insane, bro.
Well, hopefully you won't do that,
but I appreciate you, bro.
How are you feeling?
I'm feeling great, bro, honestly.
I'm feeling really amazing and honestly,
I just feel, I feel good, you know?
And I felt good before too, because phase
has always triggered me right and amazing.
So it's like, it's one of those things where it's like,
I just feel really good, you know?
And regardless, bro, like with or without the four letters
in front of our names, like, we're all still brothers
at the end of the day.
Thank you, bro.
And I love you.
I always love you.
Nah, I appreciate you, bro.
Yeah, hit me up any time, but yeah, let's do a group chat
and let's plan something.
We'll still do it in January.
Oh, I bet.
Generally, bro, we'll do something.
Oh, yeah.
All right, thank you, bro.
Have a good time.
What a good fucking guy.
Generally, bro. Generally.
What's up, bro?
Yep.
What's up? What are you doing, bro?
I just got 2,000 gifted, bro.
I know, I got one.
One? Why am I getting an invite by my girlfriend?
Yeah, I got one gifted.
That's pretty good, bro.
wait you got 2000 subs yeah yeah actually no this dream I got 3,893
congratulations bro you deserve it man thank you deserve it daddy all right I'm
hanging up this phone yeah I'm on for no more question why are you still waiting
for me I was but you went to Target so now I'm out of play with Bobo
Wow
Yep, y'all I didn't even get to see all right, whatever bro. I was really gonna say this play
Whatever bro. No, no, no, no, I'm not doing that not doing that
I waited here for an hour and a half now. I gotta play with both of them, right?
What's up
I'm a fangirl, you're right.
Use your mic.
Yeah.
Use your mic.
Use your mic.
Use your mic.
I
May be
Well
It's fucking bullshit ass music bro
What am I hearing what am I hearing what am I hearing? What are you doing? Yo, shut up stop doing
you
you
you
you
you
you
Let's go.
Yes, ladies, I'm dropping her when you get on, yes.
Let me put on a skin, Rupert.
Let me put on my sweat skin.
No, it matches me.
Putting on Cardi.
Why?
Because Playboy Cardi is the goat.
I don't have any audio this guy has swag
Where do you want to go?
Where do you want to go?
Where do you want to go?
Where do you want to go?
Where do you want to go?
Let's go to...
Let's go...
Where's the Asian...
No, we're not going to Lucky Lady.
We're going to Salty Springs.
I served there back in 2018.
No, I don't want to go there.
I don't want to go there.
You asked me where.
I'm going to lucky no no don't no actually I'm going to
know no no it's too late I can't ask me where I'm going to ask me where look at
my landing it's all because of you I got a lot more
Oh my god we're dead. I'm dead.
I don't know what that's on.
Anyone can hear me.
Oh my god.
Stay alive. Stay alive. Stay alive.
Oh my friends.
Stay alive.
Stay alive.
Stay alive.
Stay alive.
Stay alive.
Stay alive.
What?
Stay alive.
Nothing's happening.
Stay alive.
What is this fucking crap?
Tell me one streamer close close close the chat.
What streamer am I? Who am I? Who am I? Who am I? Who am I? Who am I? Who am I?
Oh my god, you have no clue. You have no clue. You have no clue.
You have no clue. You have no clue. Oh my god, you don't know Paul.
Who's a shotgun?
I got one.
Oh, what is... Oh.
And there he is.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Thank you.
Bye bye.
Eh?
Right here.
I
Fuck is this
Balloon for okay, so you use both balloons use three of them
Oh, I don't want to do that.
What is this?
He's three balloons.
Get us. Get us.
Let's do it.
Three balloons.
Happy Christmas.
Three balloons.
I don't have it.
Wait, no, no, no.
I don't want to.
It's unbound.
Let's keep taking him.
No.
What the fuck? Where are the real players?
Where'd they go? Oh, thanks for the loot.
Rose actually didn't turn on a VPN. There's a llama right there.
Who the fuck is time 280 God?
Oh, what am I playing? How do I play against real players? Hello?
I haven't played in months
Mama
Are you good? Someone's near me. Is there a ranked OG?
I'm so confused. I was actually going against real players.
You were lying.
You're saying it's my ego.
Oh, it's because you're level one.
Okay, okay, okay. Let's play.
You were playing against bots and thought you were like the goat.
I'm just kidding. I'm sorry.
Why do you put on like this accent when you play video games?
What? I'm talking normally. Thank you.
You look like a gamer face.
Gamer accent.
A dollar accent, yeah.
Have you heard yourself? Ten thousand hours on Fortnite.
For what?
Ten thousand hours, and I'm the fucking goat.
I won a championship. What have you done?
You won a championship in squads?
The hardest.
The hardest? That makes sense.
You're spectating, it's okay.
You don't even know how to play chess.
You should've probably wore the warcraft.
I look like I'm a fucking loser.
I still got it.
This poor guy, this is a mock.
Still got it.
Still got it.
Still got it.
They're shooting a game.
Oops, I'm dead.
So, why am I gonna fight?
Get up, get up! This isn't...
There's not a single real player!
When I played with my ILOs, there was every real player. I was dying every game.
I actually think it's gonna be a shit to you all.
I have it.
Ooh.
Is this a good shotgun?
Hey.
It's a heavy shotgun, purple.
I don't think so.
Oh my god! By the gods!
By the gods.
What?
Out of accident.
I'm dead again.
There are seven months.
That's okay.
That's just saying.
What?
I think six or seven months.
Mm-hmm.
That's what you need.
Where's the laser?
I'm trying to get my duo on.
Come on, Bobo. Let's clear this lobby so we can get to a real lobby.
Right now, we're going against actual ARs.
We have to play a-
I'm just saying you're gonna...
Am I not your duo?
I'm duo.
Okay.
What is your favorite fortnight moment?
What do you mean?
What is the most iconic fortnight moment?
Do you want to say stable or no to a winning FNC?
Iconic?
Yeah.
I didn't really watch fortnight like that.
I think the only thing I watched was when Ninja played with, who did he play with, Drake?
Yo, Triceroy, I need a Band-Aid.
A Band-Aid? It's Bandages.
Shut up.
I think I have too much internet in my brain like I don't think I'm a normal human
like I think I have too much like stupid shit stored around my brain that I don't
I think clearly
This around with the wrong guy
Okay, okay, okay, okay, this isn't even funny is there a single real player
Generally rough generally, I don't even think anyone was in there like stream side
Well, I understand. When I played yesterday, it was all real people.
Wait, wait, there's real people. Real people.
Where, where are they?
They're both stairs.
What?
Oh, come on.
No, there's more.
How do I get down?
That doesn't even make any sense that generally doesn't make any sense
It's does it make any sense?
Yo, huh?
How does that make any sense?
Okay, so Chad, wait, I'm confused.
If I win one game, does it make any sense?
Is it a real player?
Nothing, please, because I'm on it.
I already have it.
Okay, alright.
Ooh.
I'm confused. This is generally no real people. This doesn't even feel like a real win. That's a 2018 on a snow day.
God might as well spear on this ship.
of
the
way is this when planes came out
I quit when planes came out
because the plane knocked into my
build and I died
and I just uninstalled it
and
I'm
actually I'm dropping a 20 bomb
game. I'm so voted still. It's actually sad.
Get a shot.
Tags is why he's died.
Nice. Good kill. Good kill. Nice.
Nice. But I got eight blasts. Two kills I can get at double twenty bomb.
Oh my god, he should be the best AK player. Watch. Ready?
Wait, there's two people left?
Where?
Alright, this is actually a really important question for chat.
Did you rather 1v1 Peterbot or 1v1 LeBron?
They're all staying low for a while.
You're not a snog, you guys are actually a stupid.
He's not that good.
Generally.
Do we have-
I did it for the plot.
I did it for the plot, so I can only win him again.
The story.
Yes.
That was the whole point.
Yes.
Generally.
I honestly think you could beat him.
Well, thank you.
Yeah, I can.
I generally think that if me and Peterbark played again on land, he actually has no chance.
I think there's chances.
Not a chance.
Not a chance.
Not a chance.
I think there's chances.
Not a chance.
Not a chance.
Not a chance.
Where are these people?
Knocked out by the storm.
Is this the update where you can swim?
swim in this water. Can they swim on the map?
No, I'm not getting trolled by the sadness. I'm not getting trolled. I'm not having it.
Can't swim, can't do it. I can't swim, can't do it. I can't swim, can't do it.
Why is your title give the car back, excuse me?
Wait I can't believe I'm being trolled right now because this water actually looks like you get swimmed from the game.
Mudded.
Come on.
I don't know if I'm getting trolled.
Honestly I'm doing this shit. Please go down.
What's that?
so you can't build so I could have tested it but you can't build so no one
was gonna tell me that my builds disappear okay I literally was slowly
going down to check I don't know why I listen why you listen you're the one
be one just just win wait you died yes I died to the fucking water because I
thought you could go in it they told me I genuinely thought that one I could
in what world?
this is so boring
okay listen, you're gonna do this by yourself
I've got to get my pen to express
talk to the jack, you got this
okay, okay, okay
should I just jump off the cuff?
hi
I can swim too?
are you saying I can swim?
Maybe I can swim.
Dude.
Uh, go for it.
Okay, okay, okay.
Now.
Where is this person?
I'm sorry for yelling.
Like...
Reek?
You said that no, I don't know where they are
Am I
Generally serious if it's not a bot it has to be a bot oh shit. Oh my god. Oh shit
Wee!
Hello?
Yeah, what the fuck is that?
Ha ha ha!
What a game!
Wait, that wasn't...
Ah!
I carried!
Holy!
I leave.
I actually carried.
Wait, I'm confused.
So are we gonna get into a real game now?
Tent any kill me or...
20.
Come on.
Okay, I got like 30.
How could you be so cold as a window?
What?
I bring another player in here. Will we get into like a real lobby?
You're being laced.
Yeah, wait, we bring a real player. I think we'll get into a better lobby.
Where's laser?
Who on your friends list could you invite?
Um...
The faxity is probably the same skill level as you.
No, I remember watching the clips of Peter Brock coaching him.
Wait, no wait, that was so bad actually.
He couldn't...
What was it called?
Throw the thing at the ground and like fly up.
What's it called?
Shockwave.
Throw it at the ground.
A shockwave.
He could have a shockwave up and Peterbot was like crashing out at him and then he died.
That was really bad.
What the fuck?
Oh my god.
They're saying cheezer.
Does he play Fortnite?
Do you have someone?
Who is this?
Oh my god.
Two companies.
Ew.
They're saying cheezer. Does he play Fortnite?
Do you have someone?
Who is this?
Oh my god, two parties?
You scared me.
Yo chop the gooner, you have a mic?
Wait.
WAH!
Yeah, job good or you got Mike no guys I was saying you just make a call
Can't even open up my settings, bro
What is this thing that stands for?
No, join the physical role!
Oh.
You want to see?
Nope.
Ready, bro?
Yes, sir.
Wait, it says squad.
Yep, we have to play out.
Is it for yours?
Okay.
I guess I do count for two people.
Wait, what's in the item shop?
Me oh we could get wait we could get Diana and then we could do a double day
Plus they don't even have a squad in OG they only have trios playing squads
What are you watching?
That's not me.
I'm on TikTok.
Are you ready upward?
Do you only watch TikTok?
Oh, I didn't know we were readying up.
Oh yeah, you're laughing and agreeing with him.
Be rude to me.
I'm not even rude.
Just tell you the truth.
Ready up. Come on. We're trying to gain.
Don't talk with your mouth full, please.
Oh.
I don't think anyone 28,000 people don't don't want to hear like the chewing
I feel like that's just, uh, courteous, I don't know, Olly.
You came in last, right?
When are you gonna get an icon skin?
I don't know, should I call up the girl from Fortnite?
Should I call her?
Yeah.
Julia.
There's a wait limit on the icon of the skins.
That's what you were lavin' at, Wobble?
I didn't even see that.
What you lavin' at?
Oh, I got an Egon over here next to me.
A WHAT?!
From walking dead.
Oh yeah, we're caught now. They're gassing me guys.
I'm on party.
I'm just down by two now, my dear!
Wait, you're on your screen?
I'm watching your stream! I got your comment!
I'm dead as a dumbass! Stop commanding me!
I don't want to get out of the bus.
Who's NLE Charlie Kirk?
No, no, you're making those names.
I'm sorry.
No, it was a pleasure.
Come on, full pleasure.
Come on, y'all, play some games.
Sir?
I got a slaughter.
Oh my god, I don't want to go here. I don't want to go here, I don't want to go here.
Come on, I'll get you.
Yo, why are there 20 planes taking off?
Alright.
Alright.
A lot of audio.
I got my pickaxe behind me now, I got my pickaxe behind me now, I got my pickaxe behind
All right, Boba. Come on. Drop it.
Now, use your balloons. Get in the sky.
Drop this, Boba.
Oh, no, please!
Alright ladies, it's up to you.
It's over.
Just hide, bro, just hide. No one knows who you are.
That's a picture right there, you can tell.
I have no flash
No no no no
Run run run
Nice double
They almost got there
Hehehe
Got him
I'm sorry
Oh my god
Hold on
Get it
Hold on
Hold on
Hey you gotta do something
Oh
Another trap!
Where is the house?
The shot house
Oh my god dude, I didn't know what it was.
What is that?
It looks like a pillow.
Everyone click play again bruh.
Alright this time let's just switch up our tactic.
Yeah, that place is a little hot.
Yeah.
15 minute delay is not gonna fucking save me.
Damn, I'm fucking a guy in a fucking bush, bro.
Yep. Listen, this time, let's just not get out of the bus.
Okay. We could also take this play.
This guy made it perfect.
Okay, I got to take a piss in yo
Please entertain much app. Thank you
All right, appreciate it
And we got a game man
Hey, dude, we're doing no stream siphon this game, bro
Doing that
Appreciate it. And the easy thing is that it can only be 99 other people in here
So compared to how many people are actually watching that
Other pickaxe new because you're wearing a OG
Yeah, you're not
All right, nobody get out nobody get out just don't get out. All right, let everyone leave that everyone jump out of the bus
This is said he's not playing
He hung up on my phone. He's down. Yeah, he can if he wants
Don't get out
Let everyone get out of the bus look they're all gonna drop tilted. It's perfect everyone's gonna get out retail. It's perfect
I landed right here in world cup solos
Nope
Okay, do we split nah, I'm coming late. I got it
Oh
I'm about to put one down.
Get my code.
Get my code.
Get my code.
Actually, oh my God.
We're silent.
Oh my God, we're silent.
Oh my God, we're silent.
Oh my God.
There you go.
There you go.
I'm taking it.
There's a plane.
I have plane on visuals.
No!
We got a radio.
We got a radio.
We got a radio.
We got a radio.
please
please
no no no no
hold on
I killed him
please? I didn't hold on
oh no no new team on me
it's over, it's over
nope, it's over
it's over
okay I got it
okay
there's a new team
I mean
oh no no no no
you got to go off the map
and communicate your car
You got this you got this
You don't need a shotgun come on there's a pad placed on main
Got this
Oh my god, what the-
Hey, play again, I'm hiding straight, I'm hiding straight, I'm hiding straight.
Can we go to lobby side and change seats?
No, no, no, no, I'm hiding, I'm hiding straight.
Let's go, come on.
Oh my god, I didn't watch him back out.
I didn't watch two people do the lobby.
I didn't watch three people do the lobby.
Oh my god.
Hold on Sam, I'm trying one more before I buy Bob.
I buy Bob
All right, let me leave this game real quick. Yeah, same all right recued us
I recued us
Hopefully this food doesn't take too long.
Hey, Bobo, you in queue or no?
Oh, Bobo!
Are you in the queue?
Wait a minute! Oh my God! I have to show you this emo if you land!
It is not 6'7". Oh God, it's not.
You'll never guess the emo! You're never gonna guess it!
And you'll know exactly why I'm doing it!
Bobo, let's go here. Here, here, here, here.
Okay, it's a far drop. It's a far drop. Ready?
It's a glide. It's a glide. Edge map is really bad.
It's a glide. It's a glide. Everyone glide.
It's a glide.
It's a glide.
It's a sermon. It's a everyone glide.
I'm just gonna be a floater. Just keep gliding. Perfect.
I'm just spam your glidery here
I'm glad
Really so far
We're good, we're good, come on, come on, we're good
Oh, we're set now
Monkey
I got one!
I'm chillin!
I got a lot!
I don't know what is going on now I got your pipe on my first party.
shield
I don't know about this. I don't know about that.
I got some warm-ups.
What is happening in this state?
In and out.
It's from the wild.
How did she get off the plane?
How did she?
How did she get off the plane?
I'm going to cry.
I'm going to die.
All right, all right, come on.
We're good.
We're good.
I was not going to cry.
How did you go, fuck it?
I don't know.
I'm going to fly out of the map.
I'm going to fly out of the map.
Oh, what the hell?
Wait, I've got you.
Nice.
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead!
I'm dead, I'm dead!
You need a knife.
Dead on one, dead on one!
Nice, somebody's coming.
No box, no box.
He's helping.
I need heals.
I'm not gonna make it.
Dead, I think I killed...I'm involved.
Why do you sound so sassy?
Yes sir, man!
Yes sir, man!
I'm bringing him to you bro straight up
Shoot him with this gun! Shoot him with this gun! Look at their following me!
Please!
30?
No shit!
Oh he's white, he's white
Nice
There's maybe like 300 maps on this
Come on, I gotta do some scat over
Come on!
Wait he's going fast, he's not going fast
It's on low ground in the middle
oh my god
I'm out by no fucking bar bro this game can't even get rid of the spit setters blame outlaw
me my audio y'all ready to reek you yeah let's leave the lobby y'all I came in here
yours perfect I bet I can hear you all right let's leave all right let's go okay
should we change servers everyone change skins yeah let's play Brazil
That's all. Let's switch these servers, y'all.
Alright, let me buy this Bob's game real quick.
Wow, I already see it standing next to you. It looks good.
What is going on?
Let's do a big floater here, okay?
I'm serious.
Okay.
Let's go right here.
This one's a floater.
Alright, this one actually went to genuine order.
How do I play my PO6 warzone first time chatter?
What the fuck do you think I'm gonna do to fix that?
What do you think I would do to fix your shit, man?
What are you...
I float.
Where are the lasers? Do you see what I see?
I see.
Oh my god.
I'm gonna go for it. I'm gonna go for it.
I'm gonna go for this.
Oh man, I have a good idea. I have a good idea.
Oh man, I can't help you. I have a shotgun.
I'd like to get here, I'm fucking...
Hey, I got you, I got you.
Perfect!
It's perfect!
I have so many mods!
I have so many mods!
I'm behind you.
Okay, I'm fighting, I'm fighting.
I got monster, I got monster.
There's a bear, there's a bear.
You're out of the cage.
What is going on? Why? Why? Why? Why?
I'm gonna take this, man. We'll take this.
Dead?
Dead.
We're good.
We're good.
Oh my god, what is this?
We're gonna be in, we're gonna be in, we're gonna be in.
Holy shit!
I'm back! Get him!
I'm always there, fucking!
But we're good.
Like, snapkills on me.
Nice.
Nice.
Is it a touch up?
No.
I think we just go for the pump on them.
She's not by
Please don't go out almost out of here
I got you bandits
I
Oh, they're they're waiting
Nice. Good kills.
Hey, we did it.
Is it good?
Let's go!
Hey!
Where is he?
I got footsteps now.
Oh, he's behind us.
Oh, he's here!
Yes
But he's not the one who shot you guys
One of five on Kim
I'm on the hill east, I think.
I'm on the hill east, fuck stop right here.
I
Bumped him when you have
one
Okay, so what's coming in? Oh, wait for us
It's usual
one
eight
one more
one more
holy
flame
flame
why imagine trees
I'm saying 6-7
these ships never some ass
don't be mad I'm a good gamer bro these ships never aren't even ass I'm just way better
what's the problem now this
fresh builds over here northwest
Tom
What a fuck
He's gonna fight
Sir
It used to be my combo back in the day, bro
Right at the chest here
Come on man
Like a fucking gamer again
Oh in front of me
At this tree east in the picture
Right in front of me, I'm shooting it
No one's killing me bro
Oh no I have no fucking
He died and lost the tin though
What are you talking about?
Actually fucking shit on, oh my god
Go man, I'm in flow state right now
I know.
I don't see anyone in my house
and someone that you have to meet.
To be honest, I don't think anyone's gonna kill us.
No.
Like once we got out, like,
I have 20 spectators in my own tank.
Holy shit!
Wait, I'm gonna see what you get by from the venting.
I love apples.
I used to carry around a lucky apple with me all the time.
Bro, I'll bring back the lucky apple.
bring back the lucky apple how do i pick it up you can't pick up lucky apples no
more
bro are you serious right now
i got a farm brush right behind him i'm expecting
I'm gonna hit this, uh, fake-o-s**t, no, bro, you can throw up, oh, you got me.
At least I think.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, man, no fights.
You guys lost, you know what I'm saying?
Okay, I'm about to land.
Oh my god, let me show you guys a classic in this shot, ready?
Look at this classic.
You look for someone that's boxed out.
You gotta get someone who's boxed up now, can't be
You got out
Wait, we can time it, we wanna do it
Shoot the wall, 3, 2, 1, shoot
Oh, you, throw him
Reloading
He's one in it, one in it
They're in our way, they're in our way
Oh
Doesn't break it
Wait, you said he was fucking one I hit him like 50 and then seven for white
Yeah, I'm way
I have nine build
i think i'm just gonna jump into someone's box with the stack
oh my goodness
only fucking max fucking win
only fucking heliport
beta
hold on beta
fucking mode spaz
could be an ob
why is everyone got gold guns
I'm bogey ball, oh my god
NO!
What's up man?
I love eating my veggies
Oh, four veggies
Shield anyone? Anyone got shields?
Yeah
Yummy yummy yum yum, I love eating
Thank you
Hmm
Bro, I'm not even kidding, actually
Oh, the shield
If someone in the water over there
Hit 22, 22
130
He's wintered.
I need to get rid of this guy's bush.
I was hitting the kid through it. I don't think they're- I don't know how it works.
Underneath me.
I'm-
I'm-
Under the sea.
You fucking bitch are you?
Come on man.
Oh my god.
What the hell are you guys doing?
No way.
Good one.
Hit him 22 in the air, hit him 22 again.
I don't have an A1.
I can't hit that.
Beta?
Everyone knows about this campfire right here, right next to the borderlands, BOLI.
Not for me if you know what the borderlands BOLI is.
We're gonna get sniped and then died and then cried.
Oh
Yeah
I'm breaking
No Sheldon RP no Sheldon
I can't kill her fucking killer fucking killer
You know just throw me behind the mountain on getting you about a crime
I need to get it at these cars at these cars southeast
It's flying ass!
Yeah, South East at the cars.
All the way up top, one on five.
I have a wrong play, hold on.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Where is he?
I don't know.
I'll quick peek him and kill him.
Where is he? I'm in the cars.
Where is he? I'm in the cars.
I
Let it die, let it die, let it die
Go Boba, yeah!
Yeah Boba go! Go go go go go go!
I hear them
I'll get them
Hold box
Coming
Dead
Nice
100, nice you, nice you
Nice Boba, you gotta get the last kill Boba, you got it
Should we both, should we both die and let her go for it?
I'm down, there's one more, I'll jump out for it
Stop, stop, stop, I'll die too, I'll jump off too
I swear, I swear, I swear, I swear, I swear, I swear, I swear, no, I'm not good at this thing.
I see him.
I'm gonna kill him.
It's a Gerber, it's a Gerber.
I'm gonna take my son and Gerber.
No, no, no, no, no.
No chance you lose.
No!
There's no chance you lose.
I'm dead serious.
He's losing by words.
Stop this fucking Gerber pal.
There's zero chance
Got mad points on the line got this
Oh my god, he's not a girl raise a fake
You got it! You got it! You got it!
Come on.
Nice. Relax. Relax.
Ready?
The nades are good. They'll blow up a lot.
The nades will blow up everything if you drop them on them right now.
I'm not kidding.
Put a wall in the microwave pocket!
Yes, Boba!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Go, go, go! You got- No, no, no, no, no, no!
You got this!
Hug his wall.
Yup, yup, yup.
Stay level with him.
Yup. He's nervous.
you got a one problem you gotta go for the one problem
facts i like that
kill difference got this
i don't know how to play
Okay, zone pose behind you.
What's that mean?
Go into the zone and go around.
I am.
Yup.
No mercy. GG.
second fake default bro my god just lost everyone all their points
Those people are probably celebrating bro. There's no chance we were gonna lose that.
Nice try. Ready up chop? Come on.
Oh, it's going to kick us out, so I went to lobby.
Oh, but go to lobby.
It's OK.
Let's change our skins.
I'm going to hide my screen.
True.
I like that.
Let's change our skins.
Let's get into it.
Let's have a new mindset going to this game.
You know what I'm saying?
Out with the old, in with the new.
And plus, that was our best game yet.
That was our best game yet.
So, you should be happy about that.
Guys, there's zero chance that this shit is even good in the shop.
Where is the bob?
What?
Hey, where is the mob though?
I've got to spend $30 to get this.
What?
What's up?
What's up?
I'm in DC.
Yeah, they did lobby.
$18.
Wait, I'm confused.
Can I wear this?
No, I think it just follows you around and stands next to you in the lobby.
I'm serious.
No, it's uh, I think it just follows you around and stands next to you in the lobby.
I'm serious.
So you don't even get to...
No, but it talks, I think.
I'm not kidding.
You know, you shoot it, it gets mad.
So you think probably that is stupid.
I'm gonna get Fortnite 18.
I think you guys are like, taking the plug out now.
And I got him.
I bet
My skin
What the fuck gifted me courage JD in the fucking no, I'm never gonna wear this can I delete an item out of my fucking inventory?
Fuck
Buddy change your skins good
There's so many shoes you can even buy in this game, too, now.
So fucking drunk right now, far.
Really, yeah.
What you been drinking?
I feel bizmo.
You might have been kidding, I think the Sony water kills you.
There has to be something in this that's not good for you.
You're drinking, oh you can't be drinking the Sony, that's the first,
no wonder you're telling me you got chest pain all day.
He's drinking fuckin' poison.
Bro, this shit came in my fuckin' my food.
Spongebob is around, he's just running around.
What are you getting at?
Yeah, give him that.
Look at his little dumbass.
Damn, it's gotta get the dark boy drawn over here.
I have two monkeys wasn't it?
Oh my god.
Skip it.
Alright, let's do a far drop.
I'm down for that actually.
Hold on, you good for that drop?
I'm just waiting from this morning
But it's lucky good like you know, you like just because you're a lot like it low key like it's enticing to keep going
tangos in my building tangos in trance
what a f**king fun shot
what a f**king fun shot
we have to get right now
I'm going to shoot one HP.
I got you the bomb.
Oh cold, have you there if you want it?
I'm here.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Holy shiiiit!
There's so much!
On a wall!
Don't!
There there!
No one!
They got this big shot!
It's a body!
Fall down!
I'm going down!
I'm opening this wall.
You down!
I'm going down!
I'm going down!
104!
104!
Okay, I'm going down!
Okay!
I don't know what's happening what am I playing
I don't know.
There's my dynamo.
Oh, perfect.
You're on my turn.
No, it blows so much up!
My game!
I have nothing.
Try your best.
The monkeys are stacked.
I just sniped one and hit him 50 white.
You didn't die, bro.
Hell of playing bro, this is more than ever
That yes, I kill all the monkeys
yeah
he knows now
it's over
yeah it's a lot better
these planes are just not even coming to the killers are very
hold it with the shithead
oh god
I'm trapped out there, he won't build over that
he won't
you gotta get both of us, come on
Oh, yeah
Nice nice
You got your corner!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
Okay
Oh my god, oh my god!
Gonna go 6-0
I
You're gonna get sniped and you're gonna be like how they know I was there was no behind me
Wait for
Wait for him!
Hahahahaha!
He respawned.
Nice, right?
Don't matter.
Right here.
Come on, grab some flags for the name.
He's gotta do it quick.
We got him.
Oh, god!
I did not see that.
One more.
I didn't think it was that easy, I appreciate it.
You know what, chat?
Every single time I get a kill is one piece of clothing
I'll take off myself.
Oh, this can cough up and lose.
Small starts in the heavy breath.
Fucking liars and niggurators.
Sick of that.
I'm shaking my head, my head.
It's fucking hot, bro.
It's cold over here.
Alright, let's do a really, really far drop.
Alright, bet.
Okay, I see someone's name in here.
And I read it as well.
For sure.
Interesting choice.
Did I drop it though?
Right here, let's go.
I dropped up
Fuck I didn't right there. Oh, yeah, I did I did I did I saw the end of it
All right
Hello people in the truck
Are you dead something anything
Lot of people coming down
I
Oh, it's looking ground
Okay, if I need to jump down, you know?
I'm hiding.
Oh, but you picked the drop spot.
We don't have anywhere you want it.
Chad, if I open up my door, will Burger run out?
If I open it up, like my, my, my valve?
He actually might be too scared.
Oh.
Bro.
Outside, I think he might run.
I haven't seen Jonah type in a long time. Is he still alive?
First time Shatter. Why don't you play World of Warcraft?
PTSD.
Wow. There was no landing.
We have to win, bro. We actually got to second that game.
That means it's doable.
We got second because Boba sold.
That actually means it's doable. Not kidding. If we got second, bro.
No, you think you would beat me in a 99 kill lead when you literally...
Can't even want to watch me running against a bot.
This is, this is like not serious and that's just...
There's literally zero people here. There's zero way we lose them right here.
I'm gonna search seven chests.
Oh my there's so many deathmats too.
It drops minis from time to time now.
Are you serious?
Yeah.
It's only in pub just on right.
I'm not sure if you can see it.
I'm not sure if you can see it.
I don't know this game wasn't OG enough though you can run around while you're popping
heels still move that shit is so good though
oh my god
oh they're gonna start rolling in I forgot
I don't care how much of an easy way I have to do it, I'm running out of time.
I'll put that on my chat.
You can't do this shit, bro. We're at the edge of the map.
I don't know. I want to win bad. I'm not kidding.
We're at the edge of the map. We lose, bro. We're actually not going to win.
I want to win bad.
Go Bob, bruh.
What?
I'll find my Bob.
I'm going to Bob.
I've only seen bad things. I'm not getting yeah. Oh, hello
I think he was off the plane.
That's so much ass weight so it's strange that it's done, try not to even watch it.
Oh, I just had a really good shot.
why is your tag airline receipts talking about we came back
I'm going to have to get an A-shot.
I'm going to box.
Where do you fly?
Oh, I'm in full steps.
I'm not sure.
I'm not skilled, but...
I'm probably going.
Will donkey.
Oh, I'm in.
Oh, good part.
Oh, there are.
They're really good.
They're really good.
Oh, shit.
They're actually gonna be able to
short-skill against these players,
because you need to know how good they are.
Your hair looks like that.
I have Vegeta from Dragon.
We're gonna get sick of this shit,
but you know what's crazy?
I'm having deja vu. I was here
like three years ago,
Right here on the map where I met Dean Wow
I was just like that and bro, I really still be down to play all I just mute them. I'm not getting
Everyone you're doing the Mario Kart shit and you had to call them I was definitely every single time easy death
Crack baby!
Oh, I have to not hit the plane once so much.
Yeah, both of us.
What do you think about crack, baby?
Oh, he jumped out!
Uh, I don't know much.
Are you scared of him?
I tagged him twice, you know.
He's white.
I don't know, I'll just make that.
Oh, it's Waviel.
Oh, nice kill, guys.
Thank you.
Oh, fuck. Quite the username on that guy.
Thanks for logging in for a nice day.
Guys, is it every like 8?
Isn't Crackbaby staying in a dog cage?
What the...
Crackbaby doesn't stay in a dog cage?
No.
No, guys, no.
the only things I've seen of him are him and a dog cage
where are you getting up?
top left
damn
I gotta have one more
I really can't hear me, Raxxer, mate.
Oh! Shots from west too, someone else heard you!
Oh my god, I'm here, 180.
Far west.
I hear someone.
Oh, yeah.
I hear someone.
I'm trying.
I'm playing, of course.
Oh, no, I hear someone.
I hear someone.
I'm dead, I'm dead.
I'm gonna make it stable and on the plane.
How are you going in the plane?
Get off!
I have middies, I have middies if you get to.
I got to get both of the scarred.
in the open no one's going to snipe you it's who has served on a lot that's number one
number two ladies go get your car in the zones come number three
i'm hook buddy two right now
for three
watch and learn number three off the wall
We are crawling.
Where are they?
Hold on, we are on the long way to go, okay?
It's really bad that we're done!
We're on the long way to go, right here, right here, right here.
We have a long way to go, just, just, you got it to get in, okay?
Oh my god, we're dead!
No, no, come on, we got this.
It's a team effort, there's no eye in solo.
Everyone just run, come on!
We are dead.
Come on.
You're gonna need to run as it slayers.
It's over.
It's over!
Okay, laze is dead.
Come on.
Come on. Let's go.
I fear my time has come.
Do you have a launch pad in your inventory?
I fear.
I fear.
Oh my god, give me a medkit.
Come get my card! Wait, it's gonna be...
Man!
You could give my card and hit the Rift!
Oh god, if you give me a medkit, if you give me a medkit, if you give me...
Give my card!
Actually, nah, I just have to fly so far.
I have an idea.
You can win this. Not trolling.
you versus 14
he's a bot
yes, I think you do it
it's 2 though
Sir you fucking god man one tougher
Oh my god!
What are you guys doing?
Hey, look at that!
They don't even care!
It's four of them.
I would have been dead.
Nice.
Oh my god!
Moba, you got, you got time for one more everyone or not?
I died at 3 AM, John Ford.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I died at 3 AM, jump forward!
Oh, yeah.
Uh...
Got it!
Uh, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill!
One more, one more, one more, one more.
One more.
Oh my god, I can smell my-
Oh.
I can smell my foot from my seat.
It's disgusting.
I
Lacey what's the play one?
So lacy run my ad to the call
Is he good? Oh, no, I beat him
Yes
the right job okay I was waiting to see if we're actually trying to trick the lobby
oh wait I didn't wait is Lacey joining or is he not want to I've been live for nine
hours you know I used to actually play every single day for ten hours a day how
How did I do it? How did I do it?
At least he's not joining the call. I guess he's ready up for it.
He's also not in the game.
Who had hunger?
Mother, you guys used to-
I'm not even gonna say it. I'm not even gonna say it. I'm getting baited.
I'm getting Juan God. I'm getting Juan God.
I'm doing it.
Lacy's on he's not in the call
I lost my shit in the call what is he talking about
out
Puggers in my nose bro hello hello are you here anybody
yep you're in the lobby bro your mic's quiet as shit mine yeah I gotta turn you up I got you on
65 all right let's play this shit bro the last time I'm on this screen you turn my volume down to 65
dude I don't even know what we could have been in discord for anyone kind of cold right now
or just to me? I think I'll share it. I'll share it. What did you do today, Lacey? I went and bought a printer.
Well that's what you've been going for this whole time. Yes. Why? I actually loaded into like a
really nice lobby in Target though. Like you know how when you go out into public places
sometimes you get like good and bad lobbies? Yeah. I got a good, I got a really good lobby.
Like a lot of people were talking to me, uh, interacting.
Really?
Yeah, really good lobby.
Not bad.
It's not just sitting here bored out of my mind playing fucking Fortnite.
Okay, first of all, board is just a lie.
You just add that seed and it's like a loser.
You are not bored.
There's no way, there's no way you're bored.
Wait, let me see your name, bro.
I know, bro.
I gotta change it real quick.
What's that?
Damn, man.
What do I change it to?
LH
L-A-C-H-C-Y
I don't know what the fuck my name is
I'm saying 6-7
Yeah, how do you feel about Bruce dissing me?
He just wishes to live with me
It's pretty simple
I mean he can though, he can achieve my body and physique if you want
I literally offered to send him my workout schedule and my regime if he
Wanted me to
Yeah
I
Know
Fucking yeah, that's a dog bro. Maybe maybe we needed a fourth because those losses line. It's nine o'clock y'all
It's midnight on the East Coast. Do you think I give a fuck of losses fat ass?
For landing
Jump
Fuck man, I'm coming out. I'm coming up
probably just playing this game night in streams I've been
you gotta drop a dodge
hold my mouse, I'm not smacking up, AC what are you doing?
oh he's coming!
oh okay, he's just shooting nothing
I'm gonna have him
go go
Yeah, I got a gun
This guy's a loser
I
Sixty-one sixty-one on you
Did that guy have a shotgun buddy?
NO!
YOU THE FUCKING LAPS ME!
Did that guy have a shotgun?
He says bro, I'm here.
I'm out of my airspace and I'm gonna rest, I'm gonna rest, I'm gonna rest, I'm gonna rest.
I'm changing my name man.
Can I get a rest?
Can I get a rest?
And we're doing good box, bro.
Very cool.
Oh my God, it goes over.
Hi!
Were you suspecting me? Why were you suspecting me?
Then why were you suspecting me?
If you're asking, can I get a res? Can I get a res? Can I get a res?
Why would you suspect me?
They're all gonna come for me!
Are you the one?
I'm sorry.
Oh no.
Oh no, no, no, no.
Oh wait, I have Kim K on me.
Oh no.
Is your bed free?
Oh!
I'm gonna be dead
Wait
What it all starts with one back
If you're on...
Oh!
I said I'd just let you live for a life,
for a chance, for you to be alive.
And, in average, we snide to sell.
Bro...
We have a bucket there, we should...
We should...
I think...
Ready up, Lacey.
Lacey, ready up.
Lacey!
I need the game. These guys are... Oh my god.
Hold on my game crash. I'm reloading up.
Oh my god, he changed his name. He's a lobby.
You fucking bot.
I ain't even gonna show right away for you. It might not even show.
I'm not kidding. I mean, my game crash.
I got to see what you made your name, bro.
You're even a lobby.
Ladies, have I changed my skin?
Were you matched with my skin?
Yes, basically we can match.
they're doing that corneas, what you got, Lacey?
I'm back up in the wall, Lacey.
Skin you and where?
I'm looking.
Skin you thinking?
Has Furby added a setting where you can pay to change your username quicker yet?
That's fine.
Lacey, your name didn't even check it.
Yes it did! Invite me! Invite me! Invite me! Invite me!
Yo what is your skin? Yeah I saw it!
I really... I need to check out my skin!
Phase Lacy 6-7 appreciate it! That's not my area!
Nice username bro. What skin are we rocking? We have to match!
Okay we can match. We can do...
Look at Spongebob!
What is Lacy's name? I'm open up the stream.
What skin do you got?
I don't have speed bro
Oh, you got Cleveland Brown skin?
Little Lay's 67
Go Chaz, XUZ still playing Generated Seeds or these random?
Curious
Bro we could just go Nog off bro
What about her?
I have Sabrina, I got the other one now
Oh my god, I'm gonna be back now. I'm being back now. I want to do a quick prayer right now for the phase boys back to the six seven
That's so tough actually
Ready up everybody
Doing a quick prayer for the phase boys
Yeah, I'm just gonna say, I don't know, I don't know who that is, I don't know.
No way, I forgot.
Can't even say that.
Um, we do a quick quiz.
I, I, I, I misspoke it there, I'll be back in a second.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
A quick prayer. I, I combined the word quick in front.
I didn't mean to say that. A quick...
Wait, what did you just say?
I'm so tired. I meant to say quick prayer and I said I said I did not even say that word
I said like quare like a square. Quick prayers quick prayer for stair murder and all dough
so we're not matching lacy and they are
yo boba you got it right out?
i'll be honest
what? oh i forgot
bro do you got a slim shady skin?
oh bro i gotta wear a beck neck a lot
oh that fucking boba is straight up bro
oh my god and i have the beck necks
it sounds like cotton
oh that should be too messy that should be hurt
what is this?
dado adiddy?
i have a diddy ho
So try a way with them really hits now that I'm back in the world try me a river buddy kids are starving in the world
Does anyone watch the anime got gotcha cuta I don't have to say
Gotcha puta
I'm gonna be noticed I've never seen him
I've never seen him
Oh!
Wait Chad, what's a good anime for me to start?
I keep thinking about how anime changed their life
I just don't know how to win breastfeeding on my Instagram
wait wait was it okay
it was a fat 800k
okay no i never saw that
oh no leveling the shit
be honest how is it begging for progress for you to me
i hear people
i've been shooting for 10 hours just doing this shit
sure man
I'm saying you should start this anime called JYM
G8
or GYM
You got it wrong, Ron
J.I.M
J.I.M
This place is
Yo, there's so many fucking people
It's a liberal zoo here
I'm gonna walk, I'm trying.
You're immediate.
Please. You just fucking left me.
Yeah, I got it.
That was good, yo.
I'm throwing hella stinks.
Fuck you!
Oh my god, you are you with a lot of people
I
Is this skin they all
They're all leaving the game. I'm changing my skin. What are you wearing? Yeah, it's good. So
I need to put on a sweat skin
Mr. Savage thinks he's fantastic for putting on my business suit
Oh
My locker right now this game is actually
Some OG battle fine, I'll feed you it's been 18 hours whatever
Are you sure enemies
And if you hit me something, go and never go back.
Are we leaking skins?
That's not going to win, bro.
Oh my god, Lazy, go and game chat and talk.
Season of Mothmoons.
That actually might be a thing, I guess.
See if you had bounces.
Courageous night.
Yup.
Hold on.
I'm trying to be eye show speed.
I want to be eye show speed holding something cool.
What is something that we would never see eye show speed
actually hold in your life?
My love?
Uh-uh.
I show speed holding the A. M.
P. X.
Might be my last game, bro. No
I just got on run
Basically girls if you wish to leave and not take things further with neon on the counter three you may walk
Yeah
I just had out that way for us you can leave or if you want to say you will hug goodbye. That's okay, too
Yeah, okay, oh make sure you're hiding screens
Please see our food
I just got some shrimp
Bucket a shrimp
Fuck is on my screen
Look at my ping
Alice is not hiding nice fucking
Appreciate it
Wait, we should take our job. We should go up and go here. I
Don't I just heard a weird sound. I don't know where you think I'm showing a screen
Oh
Joe thanks for the flag gifted water
Yeah, this game sucks!
6-7?
This game actually sucks, you know.
I haven't done nothing to stream stuff like this in my life.
And why does that building have absolutely no chest, no floor-loop, no nothing?
That's privately no type of loot.
Oh, Bobo, you look like a fucking bar right now.
No way.
Hmm.
Here I watch you.
Aren't you dead?
Hey, here I watch you.
Watch you.
is there a lot of people on your card
I don't know
I couldn't see the fucking dude for a while
don't leave, did any of you get some help over here bro?
alright where you at bro again?
I'm a little tired to notice some help
I got you bro
why did you rip?
sir we're on that card
we're on that card
no one's on me anymore
we ditched him
Oh my god
I'm getting audio
Wait, ladies get my car, ladies get my car
Oh
We got your job little tj for life fuck yo tj for life
What your car is ready come so it could be a look at my hair
I did leave the lobby. I'm gonna be honest. That's the last time I do that last time I do that
Let's actually hide our screens this time so they don't know like what we're doing up on where we're landed. That's a good idea
I'm gonna watch a YouTube. I still keep coming in my chance saying miss my brother's man. I'll see y'all soon
You're not anonymous bro start your friend stream
Fuck are you talking about bro? You're fucking own brother streams more than you
Come back to fucking streaming will
Well, yeah, what do you think who's doing right now in New York City?
You think he's in the floss right now. I got a surprise for you. I got a surprise for when I'm back
Crack maybe to the house wait, whoa are you bringing crack maybe to the house no
Oh,
Oh,
30 million dollar California hilltop mega mansion.
Ron X Bruce X Crackity X Silky X Cuff him
Oh, you know bruh s5 is sR5 is here bruh
Oh
Check out Dordash
I
Get it if all of us put in like 10,000 dollars we could buy that
So there's where there
Wait, how much do we need for every person set to put in money to buy a 30 million dollar house?
Everyone in this chat gifted me not everyone here
$100 for real yes yes everyone here $100 or no
Hey that ass we can actually do that if everyone
Wait, why don't we make a force Lacey?
How do we make a force on how to look like us like like genetics? Oh like a gym course. Yes. Yes. Oh my god
And we give our exclusive workout routines in it
Yes
Why am I getting landed on
Oh it's getting hot getting hot
Bliders are fucking inbound, bro
Please don't come here please don't come here please don't come here please don't come here please
Please, it's my fault, I don't want you to know what she is
Now come get me come get me
Bring me to my friend, bring me to Chopgooner
He's raw!
You're not bringing to Chopgooner
I
This is just impossible
I'm not gonna re-enact it, but shut up
Excuse you
Leave I smack my head against the keyboard as hard as I can
Here's the reconcussion
I don't see the...
Hey, hey hey
Chad, do you mind if I go on the green road to the subway?
Nathan!
Wait, money? Did you sell your chat for what kind of boxers I got you?
Yes, no one knows. I got skims.
You got skims?
Why do I see Greski with a football and a basketball?
Oh, that's Basie.
He could be a skim's model.
Marty?
I
I'm in the throne!
Yo!
Wait, is your phone ringing?
I'm in the throne!
What are you landing y'all?
No!
Wait, is your flight weird or not?
For a second my son is so fucked up.
Let's go here.
It's on a PS5 controller, Mike.
Wait, which one are we going to?
Which one?
Blue.
No racism and discrimination in the chat, please, guys.
I think I could actually be a skivvist model.
Hey guys, I used to play that with my best friends, let's go.
My name is Laze Nigger, get my shit right.
Get my shit right, Nigger, you hear me?
Alright, y'all been playing with me too much, alright, last round was not my fault, Nigger.
Alright, next time you guys save me, Nigger.
Y'all play off of me nigga big legs nigga. I see our word tomorrow nigga
Oh yeah, this is the game y'all.
Oh my god.
I'm gonna take this player down.
I hit him 30 white.
He's white.
He's white.
He's white.
Kill him.
He's white.
It's your birthday.
Let me hi hi hi
Yeah, I'm really tired, but I'm gonna keep streaming is the hard job
Me need gun power
Hey man, um, that was not bad.
Any sounds will help you.
We get a thousand gift right now, chat.
Save the boys, man.
Did you just shoot someone, bro?
Did you actually have a thousand?
I got two thousand.
That's crazy, I got one.
Why are they putting question marks?
Did I say the N word?
Yes.
So I said the N word,
But no one in this call reacts besides the chat
Got you, bro. Y'all got me
Our copy, bro
According to the internet that lays
I'm not sure if it's here.
That's tomato.
Now, you really think Bruce wants your body, Lacey?
What?
What'd you say?
You really think Bruce wants your body?
Yeah, in my hair cut.
I'm not gonna lie, he was worried about that.
You do have a millisecond of that.
Bro, you don't understand that if my,
when my hair grows out,
you and Bruce are gonna have the exact same cell cut.
It's kind of like a separate line a little bit.
Oh
Blinded
On a plane and a glider
What like what's the cause of your
That's a big that's a big factor like you did to yourself probably not
That's your life
Right 15 years
I need you to feed me for the rest of my life, feed me, I'll be pee everything you're doing it.
Yeah.
So you're taking shit bags out of his poop.
Anything you need, you want a Q-A-G, you want an AP, you know.
No.
I want a cat named Cheese.
You want a cat named Cheese?
I bet it looks like it. Appreciate it.
How could that even work?
Wait, wait, wait, can you hear me?
I'm really, really, really, really...
I mean, how double res is a little more scary than this?
I bet you some guys would have seen it.
What?
How did I get it?
What the f**k is this?
F**king chicken man!
Yo, 400 at once, let's go get this f**king chicken out of my lobby bruh!
Did anyone have a big pot or a shit?
No?
So good bruh, we're not gonna die!
F**k that man!
I
Hmm
This guy's running
I feel like I'm in the 30s
I feel like I'm in the 30s
Oh my god
Oh my god
No
Oh my god
I don't understand how that's possible
Okay, Don, that's as well
What are you?
What are you?
What?
What are you?
What are you?
What is it?
I lit him up, Blaze! I lit him up!
I'm gonna have to get out for this.
Is there a light on the body?
Light.
I'm coming! I'm coming!
I
I
Nice chat, you don't saw that clip.
What?
You said that.
You have no build, Jenna.
I know they just typed in my chat
I want to play with them
Appreciate it
Amiga
Oh, full squad, Amiga!
He's waiting, he's waiting, I'm came down
Oh, GG
Oh it's a shot.
Okay I'll get the shot.
I need ammo.
I need ammo.
Any kills.
Any kills.
Any kills.
Idiot.
Good shot!
We shot!
You dropped heavy back.
Good shot!
We are!
Baita, here there we ammo
I drop you on accident
Thank you bro
Run
Run okay
There's Boba
Lacy's killed by me to save his life
Stay alive Lacy, just stay alive
Don't freak out
Don't freak out
Freak out Lacy
Lacy don't freak out
I'm here beta.
I'm gonna box at 3, I'm gonna box at 3.
Your turn, your turn.
Oh, yeah.
All dead is fucked up.
I'm down, we keep 3.
Come on, come on.
Fucking hand, buddy. Fucking hand.
I have a big belly, more than me.
I got a kill!
I have so much stuff. I didn't, I didn't, I didn't.
This is unbelievable.
This is actually the one.
Zero chance.
I
Got a thousand a thousand a thousand
someone one one time one time
you're a motherfucka
wow fucking native tongue came out there holding me
haha
you're in RPGs y'all
where?
I'm gonna kill him bro
there's got the oh in front of us
run behind the wall
oh dead headshot
right
headshot two three
Oh my god, I think that's a good spot for a team.
I'm finding it from Salty, I'm finding it from Salty.
Oh, I'm being hard to get.
My game is over. I really don't know.
It's not over until the fat person sings.
I'm gonna get a kill, I have a kill. I have a kill guarantee.
I have a kill guarantee. I have a kill guarantee. I have a kill guarantee.
Oh my.
Yep, we're in trouble.
Wait, there's no way we lose this.
One more and then we don't lose this.
Stop spinning W. Marley, you're not even braiding.
Feels like he is. It's too easy.
Oh my gosh, those strappers dead, too.
Why are you even looking at me?
What?
Oh.
Oh.
Fucking Vader.
Where are they?
Yeah.
Oh, he's a fucking AR.
There he is.
Oh.
Oh my god.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, guys.
You gotta let Boba try to hit the last kill.
Okay, okay.
What?
They're pre-repting W's in my chat.
Serious feeling like we're starting to run away with it here.
Wait, this game later.
Almost got the buses.
Those stink bombs?
I see him.
Where?
He's boxed up too.
Oh, he's a droid.
Where the fuck is everybody here?
The game's over.
boxed up to how he's a dried game over oh well you're getting rebooted now it's a
I think he just trolled, right?
Surely?
Oh, yeah, he's just...
Ah, bro.
What's happening?
I'll let some blaze.
He'll be gone in the back, so I'm walking.
One more!
One more!
One more!
One more!
One more!
Yeah, two more.
Should I ride him, even?
Yeah, yeah.
Yes, yes, yes.
I'm gonna kill one and then let you know that Boba do the rest.
No.
Do the rest?
Wait, they're saying I'm flying.
No, they's resting me!
Oh.
Wait, where did I see someone?
Where is this kid?
oh my god oh wait she died that's cancerous we're not gonna get it off
No, no, no, no, no!
They're gonna give it all your mass!
Back to mass!
No, no, no!
No, no, no!
Take it!
Take it!
Hold on!
Anymore all jump?
you
you
you
you
you
What on here?
What was so funny?
I can't tell you.
What was the joke?
Yeah, I hope you all have a great night. All right
All right y'all ten hour fucking stream in the fucking books I'm back alive tomorrow
Literally back to back days
Ten hour fucking stream
I'm fucking headache, but I'm back tomorrow
For another stream
Yeah, we had so many fucking gifted subs today, I'm not even kidding
Bro, we dead ass. I think I have like 5,000 subs today
We had 2,000 gifted
Shit was fucking crazy
Tomorrow on stream, I think we open up the P.O. Box
We go in person and we go pick up the shit and we go see if there's anything
It's exactly what we do.
It's exactly what we do.
Anyways, go to the fucking stream today.
Shit has been so much fucking fun.
I appreciate all the support.
It was a lot of support today.
Honestly, it's kind of insane.
I don't understand where it's coming from,
but there's so much love today.
Thank you guys for supporting me,
and thank you guys for watching me today,
even if you didn't follow, even if you didn't sub.
and um burger I will be the burger
burger I will be back tomorrow and yeah make sure to join the Twitter com
X-Miche more calm and stuff to my PO box. I love you fucking boys
Yeah!
That's my baby.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah, nothing to get his cowards.
Black!
Black!
Black!
Black!
Yeah, yeah.
you