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12-30-2025 ยท 9h 39m
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Take my shade out the door
Stop breathing
Please, please stop breathing
Please, please stop breathing
Please, please stop breathing
I'm in the back, I'm in the back, I'm in the back.
I'm in the back, going to and back.
I'm sorry.
Happy Friday, little bro.
I
I'm late, yeah, I'm just such a nade like Jayce.
But he's trying to stay on the-
I'm late, yeah, I'm just such a nade like Jayce.
All that he done when he was here,
he got high to my neck like a shit was a-
Yeah!
Yeah!
I'm black like his cray,
this shit is too cray.
The pain job was up,
Nade was good, no well!
Joser was good,
Baylor's was good,
Branch was good,
Zay was good,
Lil was suck!
I'm just such a nade like Jayce.
Thank you for the sub, Joe! Thank you for the sub!
Great! Thank you for the sub!
Xavier, what's good?
Come on, bro!
David, what's up?
James, thank you for the sub!
He almost 13 months, what's good?
V1 Gangler, what the fuck? Get that!
Thank you!
Man with the fucking 13 months!
What the hell is going on here?
Yo!
Hey, look at one!
Good morning!
Good morning.
Pause the music, DJ.
Today is a very special day.
Today is not a regular day.
Today, oh my chunky monkey!
With the ten gifted subs.
Can everyone say tanky right now?
Nice. Everyone say thank you right now. Big Ten Gifted from Chunky Monkey. But oh my...
D1 TEN. DANGER. DANGER. DANGER. Everything. D1 DANGER with the Ten Gifted.
Unfortunately, Chunky Monkey, you've been D-Gloved. D1 DANGER with the Ten Gifted.
Thank you so fucking much. Can we all say thank you?
nice
guys
Today is a very very very very very
special day
And I want to start this stream walk. Oh
Chunky monkey with the 10 gifted D1 danger you've been de-gloved. Oh, oh my god
Oh my god, there's mad shit going on in my chat right now. I don't know. I don't know there's a de-gloving attack
hold on yo jeez thank you for the five unfortunately you're not rich enough to
keep up with other guys so thank you guys oh D1 danger with the 10 get the
chunky monkey you've been degloved yo it's getting hot already man madly
gloved in my chair already god damn no stop no fucking way no fucking way stop
Y'all we can all be friends stop. Please stop cheese. I'll be friend
Yo guys, I'm gonna be honest with you real quick off stream. Yo the person who made this toy. It's now part of my keys
I'm playing with it. I
Think I'm actually autistic. I don't know. I don't know
I've been playing with this over and over you're attached to my keys though
That's what happens when you send stuff to the PO box exclamation mark PO
I'll start using whatever you guys send me today is a very very very very special day
Okay, and I want to start it off with a very special message.
Luck of good, thank you for the five gifted.
Thank you so much.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Don't put this, hey, so I put in D1
before I even get to speak, y'all.
Stop, just stop.
What's that one song by Daniel Caesar?
Oh, I got you, hold on, hold on, I got it.
Boy, oh boy, where do I begin. LeBron, happy forty-first birthday.
I've loved you ever since I first laid my eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint
and strike fear into your enemy's eyes, your silky smooth touch around the rim, and that
glorious jump shot. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze
time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave
up hope. You are even amazing off the court. You're a great husband, a father, and sometimes
I even call you dad. I forever dreed and weep thinking of the day you will one day retire.
I would sacrifice my own life if it were the only thing that would put a smile on your
beautiful face Lebron. You have given me so much joy and heartbreak over the years.
I remember when you first left Cleveland and it's like my heart got broken into a million
pieces, but I tear, but a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first
ring in Miami because deep down, my glorious king, you deserved it.
I just wanted you to return home.
Then alas, you did my sweet baby boy, you came home and I rejoiced.
2015 was a hard year for us but baby put in 2016 you made history happen you came
back from a three-to-one and I couldn't believe it I was crying balling even I
heard my glorious king explain these words please look this is for you who
remembers that day not only have you changed the game of basketball in the
world forever but you even eternally changed my worlds and now you're
getting older but you're still the goat. My goat. I love you, my glorious king, LeBron James.
What?
What? Bro, what? Y'all can't respect greatness? Is this the awkward time to tell y'all I'm baking a
Take a cake for LeBron today.
SWAP WITH THE TWENTY GIFTIN!
Oh my god!
Thank you!
Thank you so much, I just saw it.
I didn't see it, I was reading a script.
Thank you so much.
For the fucking 20 gifted, man.
Everyone say thank you right fucking now.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Who is LeBron?
Permission to ban chat?
Permission to ban?
I need permission to ban.
Permission to ban?
Permission to ban.
Goodbye.
No never ask them stupid questions.
Y'all listen, today chat we're doing a couple things.
Today we will be finding the stable fighter.
Ooh, yes.
You're probably wondering around,
what does that mean?
Aiden Ross has told me that he wants one of my viewers.
Yes, you.
Yes, you, right there.
to fight on his card in January.
You will not only win a lot of money,
but you will become famous.
So I have to find one of my viewers
that will be performing in a fight, IRL.
I need to look at it.
That's number one.
Number two, number two, number two, number two.
You're probably wondering, Ron,
what are you doing today, IRL?
So it's starting to fucking rain.
It's starting to fucking rain,
but I want to bake Lebron a cake.
Yes, call me a dick writer.
Go ahead, do it.
D1, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it.
Do it, do it, go ahead.
It's LeBron's birthday, man.
It's LeBron's fuckin' birthday.
We have to celebrate it.
Go ahead, call me D1.
Y'all are mad as fuck, I don't celebrate your birthday.
It's, y'all are mad as fuck.
Yo, what are you guys mad for, bro?
Dead.
It's your birthday to be a bride!
I'm leaving for fucking what you know how mad you got to be to not celebrate LeBron
You fucking dick writer
God damn, bro. Let's chat a bunch of dick writers
Deadass, bro. Thank you for the gift itself for 22 months. Serious stuff for 22 years.
I made it to a year. What's up? Also, ironic. That's not ironic. You know, celebrating LeBron's
birthday is like celebrating like a national treasure holiday. Like, do you understand?
LeBron James is one of a kind. We're never going to get him ever again. I'm deadass.
I'm deadass when I say that, too. Ah, Ron prayers to my grandma. She got suplexed
on the street and died, but it's okay because it's LeBron's birthday. Listen,
I don't give a fuck. It's the Brown's birthday. You understand me?
Diddy live by the fuck?
But why doesn't diddy start a stream career? I just thought about it.
Why are me and Lacey running away from a gym on the top?
Anyways, chat today is going to be yet again, a stream for you guys.
You guys always ask Ron, why aren't you consistent?
2020, 2026, we're coming fast and we're coming hard, y'all.
We're coming fast and we're coming hard.
We're doing a long fucking stream kind of today, and then also tomorrow tomorrow
Ron are you going live? It's New Year's tomorrow. We will be streaming early tomorrow. Yes early. No, I'm not flaking. No
I'm not flaking. I
Wanted relapse now you're probably wondering Ron. What does that mean relapse? I've been streaming for about six to seven years. I
Don't know actually let's check out my twitch checker. I've been streaming for a little bit
I think I think we do a thing how many years have I actually been streaming? Does anyone know anyone know?
How many how many years have I actually been streaming like let's look at consistently?
alright
So I started my streaming career
realistically
January 2019 it was the end of 2019 and my first real stream was December 13th
Wow, that would be by my real first stream like as a real creator
This is like stuff when I was playing to my IRLs drop of me if you used to play World Cup on a twitch stream
This fear IRLs to see and then you fucking didn't qualify and then you look like a loser
And you dropped only like 10 points and you thought you were going to the World Cup just like everybody else. Yep
Yep
Yep, yep sounds like everyone, but I started my twitch career. I guess December 13th
Should we start making this a holiday December? Hmm my real my
Okay, it's my real holiday February 21st. Is that the first day I started streaming that should be my career day, right?
Okay, that should be my career day.
February 21st, right?
This is my career breaking day.
Let's see what I was doing on this day.
High kills, highest kill 27, $600 in earnings.
Yup, I was a fucking loser.
I was a fucking loser.
I streamed to six people and four of those were me
and one of them was my friend.
And I gained one follower and a one and a half hour stream.
But I've been streaming, so wait, so 2019,
So 2020, 2021, 2022, 2023, 2024, 2025.
This will be my sixth year
or is this gonna be my seventh technically?
I guess this will be my seventh year now.
This will be my seventh year streaming.
This is my seventh year streaming.
So I say we do everything I did
in my streaming career tomorrow.
We do whatever I used to do this year on this day.
Look, I played Rust.
I don't know what it is,
but look, I played Fortnite this year.
This time I played five nights at Fridays, it looks like.
You know what I'm saying?
This time I did just that, we relapsed
and we do whatever I did last year.
Yes, let's make this about the stable.
Yo, last year I was a grinder.
Wait, did I fall off with grinding or no?
Did I fucking fall off with grinding?
Dude, I low key, ah, no, it's not even that different.
Low key, wait, what if I stream next year
And I make a word, I make the word Renaudo, spell it out.
I take mad days off, but I make this all say Renaudo.
That could be kind of fire, no?
Anyways, yes, we are looking at June 2023,
stop laughing at it.
No, but dead elves, I used to stream every single day.
I would have streamed every day too this year,
but you know, LOL, LOL, LOL.
But yeah, it'll be fine, it'll be streaming.
Thanks for celebrating my birthday.
This is LeBron's birthday.
Dude, streams have been good though.
I've been enjoying them.
I've been having a lot of fun.
I hope you guys have been.
you
you
you
you
you
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You
Ship who's your favorite artist? Who's your favorite artist? Who's your favorite artist, bro?
And this statement is hypocritical as fuck just because you don't your music doesn't mean other people can't okay
So just because I don't enjoy her music doesn't mean I can't speak on it. Like what okay? Let's play devil's advocate here
Can I not speak on it?
Like what so now I can't now I can't now I can't say I don't like someone's music
Am I supposed to dick ride post Malone pride? I don't know see that's a real artist post Malone is a real artist
That guy made it out the mud. He was making fucking songs with sky does Minecraft, right?
Like what are you fucking talking about post Malone is a real ass artist?
This is what post Malone was doing, bruh, fuckin' nine years ago.
In the middle of a cold dark night
I heard a sound and I thought to myself
That's what it's like
I got up and checked
Aren't I wrong that this isn't even bad?
Am I trippin'?
It was you walking out my door
You said you loved me just moments before
Why'd you lie?
Is this his song or is this a song that he stole?
What the heck?
I like this listen man you also think he's an industry plant brother he was
literally with oh my god there there's so many young kids in here that they
don't even know about this shit who remembers that one look at me look at
me pulling shit out of my ass what was it called not uncrafted what was it
Oh my god, someone knows what I'm talking about.
Someone knows what I'm talking about.
Someone knows what I'm talking about.
Look at this, bro. I'm so old.
Brother, you don't even know what Team Craft it is!
You don't even know!
Why do I have such small hands?
It's weird, like, hey, look at these things.
It's actually crazy how much knowledge I have on the internet.
And I think people don't credit me enough for that, Leroy.
you
you
you
you
you
Oh my god.
What is a swollen lymph nod?
Usually say to your body, fight it in affection.
What's up, bro?
Oh my god, what did I just click?
Oh my god.
What's up?
It's all educational, Jack.
It's all educational.
Don't worry, that's all educational.
Can you come here?
What is this?
Dead ass.
Do I have this?
I'm left or right?
I don't know.
It's on my mark or the...
Is that the other side?
Is that the other side?
Where my thing is?
It would be on the right.
Is it over here?
I'm gonna feel it.
Wait, what is it?
I don't mean to.
Stop, stop.
Let me feel the other side.
Wait, you know what I'm saying.
Wait, it's on both sides.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
Are you clicking the thing, the thing?
So wait, let me try to rematch.
Like I said, I was like, you see it?
I mean, it just looks insane in that clip for some reason.
That's kinda normal in real life.
Is that actually cancer?
I don't know, I don't just care.
The one on the back of your head.
No, that's cancer.
That one's cancer.
No, it's not.
I actually have such a big,
bro, I have a ball in the back of my head chat.
I did have to have a, I have like a ball, like.
No, you're a David.
Do you think we should take a hammer and bone smash it?
You could, it would probably fix your problems.
Actually?
Yeah.
Should I bone smash today?
Dude, it's such a fucking big lob in my,
I'm gonna try to find it on
You saw what dochi said about us streamers
Thank you Lopey got fired and went to an OF model management
If you are know someone who's a female creator look at the proper minute. Oh, Lopey, bro female creator does not equal
Oh, yeah, love me, bro might be time to hang up the fucking t-shirts, bro
No, we're gonna do some soon. Holy shit, man
Holy fuck this guy, man. Holy shit not surprised
What an interesting individual he is
Very interesting individual fucking head buddy fucking head. Yo guys stop putting this lump in my chat, bro
I do not have any type of disease or nothing
Anything else I missed it
What is this I reacted this like ten times already um what else
I miss that night.
Yo, Lopi.
Lopi, there's no way you're texting my phone right now saying I get not me wanting to be
around you but chill in front of that.
It's not OF.
Why are you texting me while I'm streaming, Lopi?
about is not a web brother also y'all lovely bro all I said if it's not a web
then who cares just cuz I like come on bro they interrupt my Pepsi edit god damn
Bro
Such a good edit
Yeah, I'm the only one in this fucking house that ass I don't know where I genuinely
No troll no troll. I generally don't know where anyone is generally. I
I generally don't know like general generally. I don't know I
Asked for more than also. I'm gonna be honest with you
No, generally serious. Yo, where where is everybody like where's the daft?
We're you know, I miss streaming with people bro. Hey, where's Lacey? Where's I know Jason's in New York City, but
But let me call it dapped up, bro.
I just realized nobody's here.
No silk, no nothing, no Marlin even.
Where's the dapped at?
Am I gonna spend New Year's with my fucking chat
like a loser?
I give it a three viewer raid.
Are you gonna be counting down with Jonah 7 please stop promoting Jonah 7 he's a loser
rock cash Ron this is fake this is fake this is fake I don't know what I'm looking at right
here we made the twitch banner so it's up to date thank you bro let me do this real
right banner I'm gonna save this I'm gonna do it after I like my twitch
banner anyone else ultra world clothes delivers yes lays at someone to arrest
someone for being too hot oh well I turned myself in you're under arrest
you're a man
Keep on trying, baby
What the fuck am I even looking at?
Time to silence me
Insider me
I think I don't link me to this bullshit, bro. I don't waste my fucking time, bro.
Yo, wait, I'm confused. Sabrina Carpenter, do y'all like her?
I sell some shit that she calls men pigs.
I feel like that's really rude.
Like, what am I called women pigs? Like, that's fucked up, you know what I'm saying?
Ron waking up to 79 hate threads and 27 lawsuits just from being in that discord call.
call who was there last night during the stream bro I'm dead ass I thought I was
gonna get woken up with a lawsuit I'm serious I'm gonna assume yo 10 gifted from
rock zoo thank you for the 10 gifted everyone say thank you much appreciated
much appreciate much appreciate much appreciate much appreciated thank you
so much man if you want to get the thousand it is always welcome to you
I'm saying thank you so much. What is this? You're linking me a reddit.
Another 10 giftee! Thank you so much! Damn!
Hey men, and they are pigs, huh?
Hey Max!
Hey Max!
Hey Max!
Hey Max!
Hey Max!
Is this guy just tweet the same thing every day?
YALL DRAGON WITH THE TEN or ZX with ANOTHER TEN!
NOOOO BANG BANG BANG!
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you very, very much.
Thank you very much, thank you very much.
Much a fucking appreciated, much a fucking appreciated.
Very fucking nice, very fucking good.
Thank you
Thank you so fucking much holy shit
We're making fucking subs. You know, thank you for the one gifted to oh my god another
You know what fuck it someone do it right now drop the new drop a thousand we'll sit here. We'll wait let's do it
Anyways, thank you. Hey pigs, and they are stable rinoto and lacy. Fuck you.
Let me be honest man, thank you for the fucking 50 gifted, bro. This guy gets to be like 50 gifted.
So does this guy tweet every single day, hey man, and get likes on Twitter? Like what the fuck is this?
I'm confused. What does anyone here listen to Sabrina Carpenter? I've never listened to any of her music
What's that song called? Hey, man, I think someone linked me to before I
Feel like there's like new artists that become so mainstream like every like couple months
But I know she's not like she's she's in fortnight
Another day!
Thank you!
What's he talking about?
I'm just running for you
While you're always still running for me
For my heart
Won't you let me know it's not gonna be
Never heard of you, so forget it
Just have to break and just stay there
I'm not choosing them, hey man.
Hey man.
My man, I'll incur the test.
I swear they choose me.
I'm not choosing them, hey man.
Hey man.
That's fucked up, but I get it because it's pigs, right?
It's hey man, but instead of people, it's pigs.
I get it.
This song's name is Stable Rinaldo.
Shut your bitch up, Scorpy.
Yo, you know who I am
and who I am.
stable renaldo shut your bitch ass up scorpy yo scorpy you're the same person
you probably bought Sabrina Carpenter in the fucking item shop you loser yo if
Sabrina Carpenter could get a fucking fortnite skin why can't stable renaldo
I feel like we should start a petition I feel like we should start a petition
why can't I get a fucking skin dead ass yo who can I who can I call who
Who can I call?
Who can I call that can get me a Fortnite skin?
Let me call, let's try to call Klicks.
Dead ass?
Why can't I get a Fortnite skin?
Do you guys think I can get one if I, if I generally ask, if I generally ask, generally,
generally, do you think I can get one?
Nobody gonna play a four foot three character.
Kill yourself, bro.
immediately getting archived you know what's up with this chat okay clicks
doesn't pick up my phone anyway he never picks up my phone I don't know why I
fucking call him dead ass I don't know why I call him I'm gonna call Cypher PK
Cypher we need to talk
I don't even know if this is the right Cypher I'm dead ass I just have a
I'm not gonna do too much, I just got banged on, okay?
Who else do I know that can get me a Fortnite skin?
Okay, that's zero for two.
I'm dead ass.
This is why, when anyone needs something from me,
don't call me, dead ass.
Clicks, you're one of those people, bro.
Dead serious.
You never pick up my phone.
Don't ask me for things.
I'm over the shape.
I've missed your savages number?
I do.
Let's see who really my friend.
Let's see who's my real friend.
Call courage. I'm good, bro. I don't even have courage his number, but they should have not given him a skin brother fuck him
The fuck he don't deserve a skin. Fuck you call Cardi Cardi did post me
Okay, mr. Savage doesn't pick up my phone call. Okay, who's next?
Not clicks no no fuck you
Clicks it said hey
Mr. Sam is coming here we go. Yeah, bro. Yeah, what the fuck? Who the fuck is this?
That's not mr. Savage
Fuck is this yo bring me mr. Savage
Where is he
Where is he
Who the fuck is this dude?
I
Had to hang up
Clicks I don't care if you're on a vacation if I was at my mom's funeral. I'm picking up the phone for you simple as that
Hmm who could I call that has a fucking skin bro?
I'm not calling I show speed I'm gonna have his name or his phone number
Call Kai should I call KC 1 million?
I'm not getting blocked. No, no, no, I'm not getting blocked
My game Barbara who else got a skin that I know who else got a skin that I know
Group FaceTime Kai ate in his speech shut up
I don't have Booga's number, bro. I don't have Kim Kardashian's number
Do you guys think I'm yo, do you guys think I'm a fucking idiot man?
Yo, I'm gonna retire from this stream of shit. I'm about to call fucking Cardi
The fuck do you mean call Cardi? You think I have Cardi's fucking number?
You Nimrods?
Goddamn, I'm actually furious. I want to get a skin
What is this?
Mr. Nega!
Nega!
Get out!
Okay, it's like, yeah.
Okay.
I need, bro, listen.
I need to get a skin.
Who's live right now on, on Twitter?
Is, is, is, is, is Nega 30 live?
He is, he is, he is.
Time to get the minis.
200 viewers, what happened, bro?
Viewers what happened, bro? Oh, thank you
What season is this
Who else is live who else is live? Oh, it's his Vod channel. I cannot get this reloaded. What wait?
Well, so well, so well, so it's not reloading. It's not a good way to skin was a skin
So where's the skin?
Now we're just bugged we got the long reload also the skin
It's Snoop Dogg
T4 doesn't have a fucking skin
Ninja's not alive who has a skin rough
I'm getting mad now. Now that's just
Wait hold on Nick. Hey, buddy. What? That was hot. Hold on
I'm gonna regret trying to shoot me top five or a moment. Oh
Oh wait a minute
Hold on I'll mess around with that weapons off at the high
That's a 2k resolution high FPS action
Let's go Nick kill him
Oh my god, bro, I'm actually gonna cross out every fight every fighter shockwaves
Yo, I'm waiting for the day he gets so mad he just says like some crazy shit like some shit
We wouldn't even expect
No way
Yo
What are you laying at me bro?
Yo wait so how can I get a Fortnite skin?
Like I'm actually mad, who could I...
Should I put on blast one of the epic employees
people that I have on my phone?
Should I put them on blast?
Should I just call them?
Fuck it I'm just gonna call them.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
They're spending time with their family
Oh my god, they probably are I just got banged on. Oh, no. Oh my god my phone. Oh, yeah, it's over my connections
Yep, my connection's gone. I'm not getting invited to the program no more. Nope. Nope. Nope. It's over. It's over. Say goodbye. Yep
This is over this it's over
This
I can't believe it!
I was even in the one setting still!
How come we never see Daddy A30?
You wanna see Daddy A30?
You wanna see Daddy A30?
You wanna see Daddy A30?
You wanna see Daddy A30?
You wanna hear?
One, five, biggie, the hundredth, I'm about to finish.
Can you count down?
Okay.
Three, two, one, go!
Okay.
One, five, biggie, the hundredth.
3, 2, 1, you're banned. Good job.
Hey, in my lobbies you keep it family-friendly. You understand me?
No cursing. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Take that, bro. Keep it family-friendly next time.
I'm sorry guys.
Sorry about the line. Yo, I gotta play. I am.
Your death comes on you to be careful.
Oh, God!
You're a f***ing idiot!
You're a f***ing idiot!
I don't understand, bro.
Yo, me and him have to play sometime, bro.
I've never played with him.
I've streamed for so long I've never played with him.
Just me and him.
Damn, are you f***ing...
What the f***?
Yeah, I will buy that skin.
Yo, 2000 V bucks, why is Diddy right under this?
Is this Diddy?
Don't think I don't see this.
What the fuck?
That's good skins.
These are good skins.
This is insane shops.
Damn, bro.
I'm dead serious.
I really want an icon skin.
I'm serious.
What's your name?
Greed!
What the fuck?
Yo, I really want an icon skin so badly, bro.
I'm dead ass.
What are you linking me, bro?
Yo, oh my God.
Nice.
Like, generally speaking,
Do you think I can get an icon skin or no?
There's no way I can.
He said, Nick, how's it feel to be 30 single,
no life and no kids?
He donated with a two.
How's it feel to be unhappy with your life
that you're donating to a streamer
to try to make them feel bad?
It didn't work by the way.
And wasting your time,
like you must not be pretty happy with your life, bro.
I'm not donating to your stream, dude.
And now you're banned from my chat.
And you're wrong, you're incorrect by the way.
It's like, why are you saying that, bro?
Like, what?
Why are you so unhappy that you gotta try to bring someone else down?
It literally is...
I mean, it doesn't affect me, like, dude, I've read way worse, like, I've been reading
way worse for ten years now since I've been doing content, and it's like, I hope
I...
If you're not happy with you, I wish you all the best, and that's why I'm like,
you can get on hand bro just send me an email
i'm nothing personal i don't hold any grudges
you know what i hope that
i hope you're enjoying your life
he said nick how's it feel to be 30
some of y'all are so mean bruh
he's a good dude and he's a happy individual
that's all that matters and that's why we love him
alright
get this shit out of my face
mm-mm-mm
i'm gonna assume raised inside shit
thanks touching
Yeah, we got to do a we got to do a
Gartik phone night, bro. Like
Please man. I'm waiting for that stream. We have to do a Gartik phone
Like what do you guys want me to do?
Do you make fun of every small thing that happens on me like bro? My hair is in an awkward stage five ten hundred forty pounds
Yo, I need a fighter. I need a fighter in my chat. I need someone who I
Need someone who knows how to fights
seriously
Discord segment does anyone in here know how to fight I need you you will get
Instantly a career and you will fucking get money if you win and you'll get to meet everyone
Let's kickbox him now.
I need straight boxing.
He's actually really cool.
They're really cool, bro.
Huh?
The Orons community is actually really cool.
Aw, thank you, Aiden.
Bro, Cuffham is not real.
Yo, Cuffham having this shit is actually crazy, man.
I'm always down to represent the stable.
Shorts bro in your own fucking house
This is wrestling this isn't even boxing
I'm like what is this bro, these sissy ass kicks.
The fuck am I even watching?
Yo what were we, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, I had a, oh, so chat, um, I saw
you guys say, oh when I said I wanted to do this, Ryan Garcia asked to do a stream.
I wanted to do a stream but I had a good idea because a lot of you guys said no no
No, no, no, blah, blah, blah, blah, whatever it might be.
Or son, whatever it might be.
I kinda wanna have him do a 20v1, but it's not with girls.
I wanna put him in a boxing ring,
and I wanna send 20 people in, one by one by one,
and see if he can knock out every single person,
all 20 people.
I wanna basically put him in a ring,
and I wanna send one by one by one by one.
Who, Arke's done that?
Arke did that?
Didn't do that?
Lawsuit inbound.
I didn't even know Arke did that.
He did that with Ryan Garcia though.
Well, fucker can't even say anything nowadays
without saying someone did it.
Who gives a fuck?
Wait, is that a lawsuit waiting to happen?
Can I get sued?
No.
No?
Yo, I need an actual fighter for my community.
The problem is, my community is a bunch of dweebs.
Generally speaking, my community is a bunch of dweebs.
This is good thumbnails, by the way.
This is great thumbnails.
I unboxed on Tonton.
This is good thumbnails.
No, deadass, bro.
Like, I, one of you guys can genuinely make mad money
and get a career and meet everyone if you're good.
Simple.
Okay.
Yes, my name's Tavi, you're a Cooper, man.
Yes, I did say,
is that a chicken Big Mac, man?
But who get-
Oh my God, I gotta be careful clicking on shit, bro.
I'm dead ass.
What's up, Ron?
My name is Junior.
Been watching for a while.
The stable been boxing.
Let's see.
The stable will judge you.
Go ahead, chat.
Uncle, why is your punching bag not in the ground?
It's like falling.
Come on, Ron.
You look like you're going to get a handicap and you're looking at you you're already falling everyone knows this if you're a fighter
No, I'm not feeling this
There's another one outside is this even legal you're in the middle of fucking a park where kids are playing
What are you doing?
This is ass, I'm not wasting it. I'll never get my minute back.
That ass.
Yeah, it just seems like the more I look at it, it just seems like nobody in my chat can fight. Dead serious.
Anyone could look good on pads. I got to see someone knock someone out facts or no
I got to see someone knock someone out bruh knocking someone out
I'm serious oh
Yeah, by the way chat we were I didn't even realize this is a we're in the top six most active chats of 2026 or 2025
Which is crazy because I didn't stream as much as any of these people I'm pretty sure besides Jason
And Kai low key case of streams almost every day XUC streams every day for some streams like every day
It's kind of actually it's insane. Yes, but everyone in here is a robot. Yep, you guys caught me
But I but remember guys remember we are the sub six most active channels on Twitch with cats
But yet we we we bought yep. Yep. That's the thing. Let's go
They caught us. I guess whatever
gonna be about Jonah's 90% of it fuck Jonah he's a loser
um what else some brothers don't fuck with the stream huh what do I miss
Yo, I want to do a 99 kill lead against flight so bad. I generally think he blew. I don't know if
Well, let me try to call him. I want to see if it goes straight to like
Well, what did I do the death doesn't even ring
That's funny. I was just on the phone with him. Fuck you. Thank you for the viewer. Five
viewer raid. If you're from the raid, please save me. I'm trying to see something. Thank
you so much for the raid, man. Thank you so fucking much, bro. Thank you so much.
Appreciate it. Okay, well, not everyone here could be from the raid. Ain't no way
y'all want our favorite server to get his shit whole name gambling. It's a stepping
First of all, I've done gambling content a long time ago.
If you remember, you remember it 2022, 2023, number two, I would never do it to the point
where it would be my main content.
Number three, I still streamed when I did gambling content.
I streamed 10 hours on my desktop or IRL.
And then the last two hours I would do gambling.
I would do a 12 hour stream every single day.
In fact, it made me stream more because I knew that I have to do gambling hours
at the end.
So I would do an eight hour stream, nine hour stream, 10 hour stream, and then I
would do a 12 hour stream every single day.
stream nine-hour stream ten-hour stream and then out gamble but now I'm not offered
anything from any company no one no company wants me so don't worry
nothing no no no worries at the moment
I thought I saw your face today but I just turned my head away your face against the trees
but I just see the memories as they come
hmm where should we try to look for fighters should we go my discord or
here brother thing is I can't I can't recruit anyone who's good on pads bro like
generally bro I need someone who's good I need to be said knockout this is who
the stable would fight?
I
Just send in Dean she get his ass beat
None of my viewers are like this
I need like a Russian person in my chat, bro
He didn't turn I can tell he's getting tired
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
Hold on all takes one shot to win the fight
Reedman!
No.
So the worst part is if I go in person and I see one of my viewers get knocked out
I'm sorry, but I no longer know you
I dead ass no longer know you
I'm dead serious and one of my viewers get knocked out
I'm dead ass you order I'm not even gonna come up to you
come up to you I'm not gonna come up to you bro you're done you're dead ass done
oh my god it's over oh my god oh my god I can't watch this one of my viewers
would actually get fucked man do I know anyone that could get sent in like
Generally, bro. Do I know anyone? Do I know anyone I could get in my I don't even know
Nemo Nemo is like 5-2 Indian and like is 34 years old with no family
I'm not sending in Nemo, bro. I'm gonna let's go look depressing
Shall I make a tweet you think or no?
Shall I make a tweet?
Shall I make a tweet?
No, no, I'll do I'll do both discord and tweet. I'll do discord and tweet
You know you need discord or I find whatever let me open up my discord
I haven't opened up my discord in so long
Lays just said this guy seems like a goon. He messaged me
What is this?
This guy's a fighter apparently this guy's in my this guy's a stable viewer
But this is like kickboxing
Hold on I need
This guy looks yo hold on now
Wait hold on now this guy might hold on
My fucking bear knuckles
you
you
you
you
you
I'm meeting you, Mike.
Yeah, I can fight. I can fight. Can you turn your camera on? Can I see? Yeah, that's right.
Yeah, I can see. Like, can you sleep? Yeah, I can see you. All right, can you, all right,
back up a little and like, show me your fighting like stance, like, you know what I'm
saying like if you got into a fight all right this is what I mean when I say
what the fuck are we doing like what are you doing and he leaves he doesn't
even like like no this is what I this is why I said what is the point of going
into my discord this bum-ass discord
like who's giving saiyan perms bro
let's do this dude
yo oliver
oliver do you mind unmuting your mic
Oliver
Yo Oliver
Hello, you might try to hear me. Yeah, you might turn your camera. I want to see your stance. I want to see how you
I think I'm gonna start
Yo Oliver
Yo Oliver
No, you're over your camera. This ass. Yes. I'm ready. Let me see what you look like
I is depressing is depressing
This is what I mean y'all. This is what I mean. These are the people who watch this is what I'm trying to tell you
We're never gonna have any type of fighter. This is what I mean, bro. I'm dead serious. This is depressing
This is dead-ass depressing
This is dead-ass depressing bro. Yo, bro. Yo, bro, turn your camera on
My bad my bad, I got you bro. I want to see you fight
Bro, I'm Jewish bro. I got you. Okay. What does it have to do with anything?
Okay, well what do you?
Shabbat shalom bro. Can you show me you fighting?
Okay, I
Be robbing a fight you already saw it. All right, we see your stance. Yeah, like anything like okay like like shadow box
This is who you bet for me to drag the call this is what I'm trying to tell y'all bro. This is a waste of fucking time
So waste of time bro
I boxed in real life
Yo, bro camera
Yo, what's up, bro, can please Oh
Ready
Hold on before I even start before I even start before I even start before I even start
Do you can you do cardio for like eight rounds
Hell yeah, okay. They're like two minutes around right
I'm a pro wrestler. Yeah. Alright. Let me see. I see shadow box. Let me just see some.
Yeah. Why is your butt. Okay. Hold on. Hold on. I'm not saying that's not bad. That's
not bad. Okay. Pretend like you would a boxing match against someone during the ring in
ring in the ring go
Yeah, this is this is all right
No, I'm trying to tell you man. I'm gonna end up getting one of my viewers killed. This is not a good idea
This is not a good idea, bro
He got drumstick arms. Can you stand up and show the viewers what you're looking for?
I don't think they get it. No because I don't want to give away my fighting stance
Boge because if I ever get to a fight in person, bro
I have my own type of stance and I don't want to leak it. I don't want to leak it
But I want to leak it
Diana you might turn your camera on and show in the viewers a shadow box so I can see maybe maybe who knows maybe we can get
Diana
Hello
Mind showing your shadow box
You said show what a shadow box you shadow boxing. I can't hear you. Oh me shadow boxing
Yo, I love our can you drag someone in please this is like this is what I mean bro check ladies discord
Can you bring him is he in the is he in the in the discord? Can you just drag him could someone get him in?
Oh
I'm not gonna lie that guy that you link might be the one dead ass tell me his name shut up bitch
I don't ever tell me what to do
Outlaw
At this point should we just put lays in the ring should put lays in the ring
I'm not even kidding, bro. I said we just sent in yo
I should bring three viewers and just send them all in bruh dead ash
I should bring three viewers to just send them in
State champ in boxing. Okay. This one might be a good one. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on
Okay, brother, please show me face cam. I got to see this
You never put dead boxes in your life did you?
I'll fucking black bro.
You never did boxing in your life did you?
I do MMA and boxing 15 now let me see some face cam
Face cam
Oh, I'm a butter not I think I'm butter not can you please put on your face camera like this is what I like why join
like I need to see a boxer bro please I'm wasting my time this is just Ron I
actually box Ron do the discord Ron do the discord Ron do the discord yo show
me you boxing please hello please please face cam face cam
Alright bro, let me get a shirt on bro.
Bro, you don't need to bro, it's okay.
Bro.
Alright bro.
What do you want to see?
I need to see some shadow boxing.
Oh, hold on now.
Okay, I mean this isn't bad here.
here I see we got some what you want to see bro my question is wait so how old are you
I'm a team okay okay how much do you weigh
uh like uh be honest
I sound six foot one okay uh but I'm way like uh I don't know what it's in pounds because I'm
European but like I don't know how much do you weigh in 70 kg 70 kg what is that the
pound shot 70 kg what is that 140 okay we can figure out a weight class for that
I mean 150 okay but would you actually want to fight or are you just doing
this for the show cuz you could get your ass beat
Man, I got schooled by and flying to the U.S.
What is it? What's the point? Okay, so, okay.
All right. Say what? You just wasted my time.
Just wasted my time.
It's like, I don't understand. Oh, the guy's here. Here he is. Here he is. Here he is.
Yo, Esther!
Esther you might be the chosen one your mic's mudded. Oh, you're the chosen one. Hold on. Wait, your mic's mudded. Your mic's mudded
How do I unmute it? How do I wait?
Does he need I think it's on discord. You gotta unmute it. There's like a button
There's a button
Yo, you got a jaw a fucking metal but hold on wait you gotta unmute someone help him
Oh, I'm doing okay now. We're good now. We're good. All right. You can hear me. Yes. What's up, bro?
Okay. Okay. What's up? What's up? Wait, so I'm being told that you're like a goat at your goaded fighters. You're 13 and one
Yeah, 13 and one in boxing to an own MMA and then to know and kickboxing. Oh my god. Wait. So wait. How old are you?
25 okay, okay, and you genuinely want to represent me you want to represent me? Yeah. Yeah, why not? Okay?
Wait, where are you from?
Maryland. Oh, okay. You're not far. Okay, so we need to get to Miami. Okay. It's perfect. Yeah
Yeah, but did you see did you see
XQC's boxer because apparently we're supposed to go against his boxer. No, no, but he's whatever. Oh shit
Yeah, he was pretty good. He was pretty good. How many how many rounds is it chat?
How many rounds is Aiden's thing and how many minutes are per round?
I'm curious he does kind of look like on a pixel a little bit. We'll be honest
Wait, it's three rounds.
That's eight.
Wait, how long?
We're good.
Three rounds.
Okay.
So it's three rounds, two minutes, or three rounds, three minutes each, or two minutes
maybe.
Do you think you could knock someone out in that time?
Done it before.
Wait, I liked it.
I liked it.
I liked it.
Wait, okay.
I don't know how much money, hold on, let me call eight right now.
I'm trying to see how much money it is, but like, obviously I think it'd be for
a good thing and you'd be representing me so.
But I'm not even kidding, I don't even know
if I have to look for anyone else.
Wait, how much do you weigh?
I'm like 180.
Oh my God, wait, you're like, not heavyweight,
but that's like, that's heavy, no?
That's pretty, that's a good weight.
Yeah, I mean, I can cut down to like,
I could probably cut down to like 170,
that's what I like fight at.
Wait, that's low key perfect, they're saying.
How much is it, wait, how much is XQC's your weight?
Wait, how much is XCC's due rate?
180 also, I'm pretty sure they're saying 180.
Okay, I'm pretty sure they're saying it's right.
It's like usually for like 15 to 20 to maybe 25 range.
Is that enough for you?
Yeah.
Brother, you look like you want this.
You have the cauliflower ears.
Hold on.
I used to wrestle.
I've been wrestling my whole life.
So, wait, you're 13 and one against boxing?
Yeah, I've been wrestling, I wrestled in college,
and then my last two years at college, I boxed in college.
Wait, who did you lose to in boxing?
I lost in the national championship,
my junior year at heavyweight,
and then I went down to 175.
My senior year, I won the national championship.
Do you have any film?
They said you had film.
Yeah.
Wait, hold on, let me ask.
I mean, if you go on my Instagram,
like highlights and stuff yeah I'm trying to see but you don't really I'm
trying to see like your boxing highlights wait yeah I got NNA stuff on
there I mean I like videos I have like videos in my phone it was all like
I'm a good boy.
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh.
Hahaha.
Hold on.
Wait you might be the chosen one.
Hold on.
So you really do this shit?
Something like that.
And you'd be down to do this?
It'd be in January.
Yeah, 100%.
What day is it?
January 20?
Yeah.
Well, you're in the Navy?
Yeah.
Thank you for your service, man.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
January 23.
Oh my god.
Wait, you lowkey.
I don't even know if I look for anyone else, bro.
I'm dead ass.
I'm dead ass.
Let's do it.
I'm dead ass.
Chad, what do y'all think?
Dude, this is like,
I don't think we're gonna find anyone better.
This guy's hungry.
He wants it.
And he's so happy.
Look at him.
He's so happy.
Wait, how tall are you?
Uh, like 5'8", 5'9".
How tall is XCC's fighter?
Oh, that might be an issue.
I don't know.
How tall is XCC's fighter?
I've been fighting tall people my whole career, though.
That's like, I'm a short fighter.
That's me.
Okay, okay.
Listen, bro, I just wanna make sure I just don't want this guy to-
Mike Tyson's like 5'8".
Yeah, Mike Tyson's also like 200 pounds of pure fucking muscle and just anger.
Sure.
Sure.
Let me ask you a question, bro.
How badly do you want this?
Like, are you angry?
Like, I want you to like, I want you to kill this dude.
I'll win this.
If you wanna win this, pick me.
That's what I'll say.
Brother, I want to win so bad.
I want you to kill ex-usees.
I'm talking like murder him.
Let's go.
Let's do it.
Okay, okay.
Low key.
Okay, I'm gonna add you on discord if you send me send me a friend request
So I don't I don't use discord like this, but I'll figure it out
If anything, I'll follow you on Instagram and I'll keep up to yeah
I got I got lays on Instagram too
Okay, but wait before I go wait
Can you send me or can you send lays a couple of your boxing highlights like a watchin? Yeah? Yeah, I'll get them on YouTube
Like unless did not send them to you. Okay bet. Thank you, bro. Yeah. All right. Thank you, bro
See you soon. Maybe
Yeah, have a good one. I bet yo, I'm not gonna lie chat. I'm not gonna lie
Yo, this guy's a real fighter. Yo, I did yo I dead ass did not think I
Dead ass did not think we would have a fighter in the stable that like I thought the stable was a bunch of dumb-ass children
Are y'all dumb-ass children? Are you older?
Yo, I'm I gotta really start giving credit to y'all for real cuz I feel like my audience did get a little bit older, bro
Like I'm gonna be honest with you, it used to be some dumb ass children, but bro, some of y'all got some fighting!
Yo, this guy's 13 and 1 in fucking boxing?
Yo, you might be the chosen one, I'm dead ass. This guy might be the chosen one. Is he even a viewer? He was following me.
It said he was following me. Before Laze even linked me, er, when Laze linked me, it said he was already following me.
Is he a real viewer? Check his Twitch account. Okay, back. I'll have his Twitch account.
What if he had bad twitch logs? Hey, don't look at my twitch logs and Tyler once chat back in 2015. I'll tell you that 2016
Let me tell you you will find some bad logs of me
Just keeping a buck follow them back. I bet yeah, why didn't know if I was originally gonna use him yet?
But I actually think I will I think I will skinny Los Polos
God it does for like a half second. I'm gonna be honest with you
Dude, I actually took no convincing. I need lace to send me some fight videos of this guy though
I actually really want to see it
That is actually fire
That's actually fire. What is this? They give me a video
XQC dies of laughing at DDG's community banning their fighter from twitch after losing
What is this song? What is this? It ain't no Prince. What is this? That's crazy.
It's his song. It's his song. It's his song. Yeah, he did that. Listen, bro, this guy loses.
I actually don't, unironically, I would just straight up tell you guys, why is your
rage play Marble Rivals all stream and fucking 2026 almost at fucking, this has to be
a sponsored stream coming up. No? He's, there's no way. Yeah. Okay. So he's
definitely warming up for a sponsor strip. There's zero chances. Matter of fact, I'm
gonna I'm gonna try to prove this right now.
Just in case my mic changes.
Yo bro, pick up the phone.
Okay.
I
Rage
A&P rage has an ego now
Fuck you guys
I just realized something. There's really no games on steam anymore. I just really looked at steam. Holy shit
What the fuck there's nothing on steam
It's actually kind of crazy
What do you mean? No arc Raiders CS go nobody here's
No, I'm not playing no CS or arc Raiders in 2026 coming up, right?
I've never even played arc Raiders, and I honestly never will I don't like I don't think so. What is this?
What is this? What are you?
It's a whore!
Oh, there it is. One last man.
Coming soon with the fuck you mean coming soon no one is buying that garbage
Will any game ever beat og for tonight? You are a fucking idiot
What is this?
What is this fight this is fight
Yo this guy's already gotten mad training. I don't think this is an option anymore. I think it has to be heavy.
I've been in Maryland.
Tim Davis is also making his debut tonight.
So two day viewers.
It's going to be an exciting night.
You know it's always a toss of the point whenever you have day viewers.
Well honestly that's good.
Wait which one is he?
Him or the other guy?
No, these guys are built, man.
Bro, these guys are built.
This is...
Bro.
So, this would be my fighter right here.
Ethan Stern, Cam Davis, they touch gloves.
Ethan Stern, what a fucking nice name.
And the bell rings.
Come on, Stern, show me something.
South ball for Ethan Stern.
What the box for Cam Davis, but...
Oh my god.
...and a lovely overhand there.
And a snap down.
You think he could beat me in a fight?
Cam Davis getting...
Grab his dick and twist it!
Grab his dick and twist it!
You think he could beat me to fight
Again guys
My stern was able to reverse the position just by getting his hips up in the air.
Cam Davis is leaking a little bit. Has that thousand yard stare?
Thousand yard stare.
My stern has also slowed down just a bit there too.
Wee nice body shot. I don't want to see the knockout or like a big moment.
probably honest with you the one thing
oh what the fuck
your ability to throw knees would like to see you throw some knees as well
I love that
I want nice one too there from Cam Davis
oh my kick attempt oh no
oh my oh my oh my oh my
right body shots body shot holy shit body oh my Ethan Stein is just a tough
S.O. Biggie good lord son of a bitch oh my god off to side control nice cradle
there. Honestly if Stoneman just postures up and throws some ground and pound he should be good here.
I'm not sure how independent fighters do with their grappling. As we've seen most of them aren't
that great. We've had a few anomaly. Okay let me be honest with you. Do you think there's
Anyone in my chat that is capable of doing what he's doing
So I got good news still a lot of y'all were saying yo Ron
yo Ron
Is he even a viewer?
He just texted Lays saying I saw a talking about Ron choosing someone a boxer brand
I've been watching Ron for a while now, and I won a college boxing national championship. I
Asked is okay. What's his switch name? He goes sends me a switch name. He goes, but I'm a lurker
Yeah, you're a lurker. That's okay, but we got good news
He's been following me for over a year. This is a real viewer
This is a real viewer and he's a real lurker
He's a lurker look he typed on my birthday last year to
W lurker
Tell him to use his prime. Can you use your prime on me, please?
So
So this is a real viewer the question is do we have anyone who's 14 day watch time? Are you serious?
That's a long time. What the fuck?
That's pretty long, okay
Two weeks of that's two weeks like of 24 hour 24 hour 24 hour pretty good
Yeah, listen, do I have anyone else who's that good at fighting gently gently?
He's here in the stutter cage, but that was man, but I think this might be the best one
He sent me another one
This is boxing it's perfect. Just just just wait just wait just wait. I told you
He is the baddest motherfucker here, bro.
Knocked out. Knocked out.
Knocked out. He is going to kill him.
He is going to kill him.
That's the only thing I can do for him.
Yeah!
He really gets told to stop brawling on the fucking practices.
Kill him!
Kill him!
Kill him!
Oh my, oh my!
Come on, twist his dick!
oh my oh my oh my oh my oho
oh podem
Oh
Knock out knock out
10 seconds!
No knockout, okay. It's not bad though. I thought he was going to knockout.
Oh wait! Round two! Wait, it's round two! Oh shit!
oh Jesus oh no oh he almost knocked himself out
He almost degloved himself
Hey
He's not here! He's not here!
Finish him!
Esther, finish him!
He's not here! He's not again!
He's not again!
Stop the fight!
Oh my god, oh my, oh my, oh my, stop the fight.
Get him back shots! Back shots!
Oh my god.
Give him back shots! Back shots! Oh my god.
That's good. I'm gonna be honest man. This is...
This is nuts. This is nuts.
Is it another person who wants to fight?
Wait, is this a stable viewer?
Why did the ladies send me this guy too?
Who is this?
Who is this?
But he doesn't follow me.
Why did the ladies send me this?
Hold on.
We got multiple.
We got from Milwaukee?
Oh, geez Louise, man.
He's not from Milwaukee.
Yo, who's this guy?
I'm confused.
Is this guy also a stable viewer?
Or is this just a fighter?
Look what Lays said?
He's not a viewer, I doubt.
I don't know.
I need a viewer, I forgot.
Oh yeah, we need viewers, but I'm not alive.
This guy's a viewer and this guy's a fighter.
I'll be honest with you, this guy's got it.
I like this guy a lot.
Really genuinely serious.
I feel like this is our guy, no?
Like, Lace, stop trying to put Milwaukee boys on, bruh.
No one gives a fuck about those people.
That us.
What is this?
["Hip-Hop Music"]
Things you should know about either hyperactive,
amazing, mind-ster.
What kind of freaking shit is going on?
["Hip-Hop Music"]
What the fuck is this?
I
Is that video so long
I got one two three four back
That's the sound of it, I'm just burying all the-
What the fuck? I just can't-
Alright yo, that's enough click and links. Yo, this guy's got it so far.
Moving on to the shoot. This guy-
I like him. I like him.
I like him.
What is this?
No, this is controversial, but I'm in New York right now
And I've noticed that the hottest men, sorry, the most attractive men, all happen to be gay.
Yo, K-San, bro, you got-
Like, I'll meet a guy, I'll be there.
Is she- is she hinting at K-San?
And then I find out, and it's all of that.
I don't know why.
It's like K-San gay, man.
Kyrie Irving reposts in a post criticism air also claims it's over by
What I'm what are you guys quote regime what?
For God I tweeted it's LeBron's birthday. I love you LeBron. Oh my god
That chat today we're gonna bake a cake for LeBron just for him, bro
I want to bake a cake for LeBron
Someone tell me right now. Well, how to make a cake by the way this this is definitely gonna be our fighter
Most likely so the crap it up right now. We actually might have gotten someone who literally
Who literally is going to fight for the stable this guy's goaded. I want to be honest with you Ethan
Bro, you genuinely might be a superstar ready, bro. I'm gonna be honest. I'm gonna keep I'm following him. We're gonna see
your boxers a lacy thug is he actually he might be slash user estern and lacy's
chat let's see I can't I can't don't let me I'm modded to refuse hey listen bro all
I needed was a stable viewer and he's in my chat he's a lurker fuck it facts or
No, facts!
Um, okay, so, is it gay if I make a cake for LeBron?
Generally.
Generally speaking.
I want to make a cake for LeBron.
Um, it's his birthday today, and yeah.
Call cutie, oh my god.
Wait, what if she's home right now? No, she's by out celebrating the brawn
I'm such a dumbass. Let's see. Will the fifth person of today pick up my phone call. Let's find out chat
What do you think over under yes or no?
Every time I take off my headset I get extremely itchy on my head. Do I have lice?
Hey
I'm live right now. I got a question.
Don't ever call me when you're live, I've noticed.
Well, actually, you don't...
What if I just content to you?
Well, speaking of the devil, um...
Do you want to make a cake today?
No, I'm in freaking Utah, idiot.
Are you celebrating LeBron's birthday too?
Oh, you know what? I've made him a birthday cake once.
Okay, so that's what I mean, it's my question.
I want to make him a cake today.
Oh, then he's gluten-free and vegan. What's his birthday cake?
Okay, okay, okay, what's up? What's his favorite cake?
He it was chocolate freakin. I want to say like God. This was like seven years ago. Damn. What the fuck?
Well, you did
No you didn't
No you didn't
Is there a YouTube video?
No this was before this was
This is what I was just a baker
Oh my god wait you're talking about before
You were streaming
Yes I can send you a picture of it
Yes
It's very small it was because he was
He was playing um
They were out in a way game but
He was in town for his birthday and so he made it
I made it for him
No, just his mother.
How was meeting his mother, though?
I'm not a kind for you, Sonia. What do you think I am?
I was meeting his mother, though.
She was very nice. She called me honey.
How did I meet her?
Oh, it was great. She was so sweet. She smelled like vanilla.
Oh, my gosh. I bet Lebron smells like vanilla.
She gave me a hug.
It was really nice.
Yeah, it was awesome.
But yeah, no, I won't make a cake with you today.
I don't really want to do that.
Oh.
back from Utah maybe we make a cake for my birthday in January oh oh oh I got good content for you
January 15th stable or no it was birthday you want to make me a cake
I'm gonna be in Utah I'm not back until February wait why what are you doing in Utah
um I'm rejoining the church and getting me a few wives I thought would be good so
what does that mean you know the church the Mormon church oh you had to remember
Church of Jesus Christ in Latter-day Saints. No, I but what does that mean you're getting wives?
Yeah, yeah, you can have multiple wives. It's if I become
That whatever whatever you said I can cheat it. I can cheat on my girlfriend
No, it's it's well
That's the cool thing is men can have multiple wives women usually. Yeah, I'm trying to find a loophole and working on it
But yeah, you could you'd be fine and the cool thing is is you gonna go to heaven with your local wives
But your wife's can only go ahead with one man
So
Boba told me that Tiger Woods cheated on his wife and his wife got like 130 million dollars
Yeah
Yeah, and I told Boba I said okay, so what and she goes oh that hundred thirty million isn't enough for that wife
And I go okay hold on hold on hundred thirty million
What on y'all?
Yeah.
I mean, respectfully, a lot of people cheat on me if I got 130 million.
Like, get on out there, kid.
I'll fucking take that.
Alright, I'm a little comfortable now, but uh, okay.
Um, I guess let me know when you're back and maybe we could do something.
Um, okay.
Um, I don't think so, but...
Oh.
Okay.
But I'll send you a picture of Lebron's cake.
Alright.
Thank you.
Alright, let me know if you want to come to Utah.
No, no, probably not.
Okay, well, alright.
Genuine relationship over money.
Bobo, let me ask you a question.
Let's just say me and you were married.
Right? Not even married.
Let's just say we're dating for like five years.
And I cheated on you and you got $200 million.
You wouldn't be happy?
What? I kid you right now,
I'll just pray to God.
I'll put it on Mark. I'll put it on everything.
dead-ass take dick for 200 million. I'm dead serious. Call me gay, call me selling my soul,
call me whatever you want. I promise you right now, I would let a penis insert into my asshole.
Maybe not fuck me, I don't know if that would hurt, but I would genuinely let a penis go
in my asshole for a second for 200 million. If I'm selling my soul, I'm selling my soul.
Simple as that. 200 million? I'll let it, for one million, I'll let someone slap their
penis on my face. Let me stop actually, I'm just kidding. Money is boring if my
my husband ruined my mental and my love life.
That's not even true though.
You'll get 200 million cents of your bank account,
you'll find a nice fucking man and live your life again,
though that's the thing, it's like, what?
Matt, if I had $200 million, I'd buy a LaFerrari tomorrow.
I'd be the only streamer who fucking posted
with a LaFerrari, what?
I'd be lit, you know how many likes
that would get on Instagram?
That's minimum like 200,000.
Minimum, we're talking minimum, not maximum.
Like, come on now.
Minimum.
Who needs a husband when you have 200 mil if I had 200 mil bro? I'm dead serious
I'm going to the casino and I'm putting all of it on one color you either restart life and go back to zero or you spawn
In the 400 mil you decide bro. You decide you decide what you want to know me
I like to live life on the edge. I'm a risk-taker. I'm a bag chaser
Wait cutie actually sit this dog shit ass fucking cake
Yo cutie, I don't remember watching my stream. You're telling me you presented the fucking king
This dog shit ass cake
No, now I'm mad
Hold on I'm about to want up your cake. I'm dead serious. I'm dead ass gonna want up this cake today
They want it. Oh, I was calling you. I didn't know you're saying they wanted a simple
Yo, what is this?
Now I see why you became a streamer.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
It was a way game, this is why he was still in the cab, because he just wanted something small because he had to fly out.
It literally looked like he just put frosting over the base and that's it.
That's literally all he did.
Yeah, we gave him a frosted cake, you fucker.
What do you think?
What is this?
What did you put in the middle? What is this? What kind of design?
It's chocolate, it's dark chocolate because he wanted it sugar-free.
Alright, I'mma one up you today, I'mma make a crazy cake.
At least he ate mine, he's never gonna eat yours.
You want a bet? You want a bet?
Yeah, I'm gonna bet, yes, I will bet you he will never eat your cake wrong.
Okay, I'm gonna message Brian right now, hold on.
Okay, yeah, go ahead and let him eat your cake.
What the fuck?
Okay, a thousand dollars.
Okay, I'll see you again.
I'm thinking of Brian to eat your cake today.
Okay, okay, fine. Yeah, I'll make it my goal. I'll make it my goal.
Okay, cool. Let's see what happens.
All right, I'll fuck you.
Okay, fuck you too.
Can I eat your cake? Time out mods please. LAZE! YOLAZE! YOLAZE!
Bronnie is not responding. Bro that's my man bro. Bro, bro Bronnie is a good ass fucking
dude bro. Y'all are hating. I just saw Marty Supreme. Good movie if anyone cares.
Is Marty Suprema a good movie?
I'm still debating a way of watching it.
Yeah.
Fuck it though.
What are you talking about?
I'm waiting for it.
What's up, bro?
What's good, bro?
Yeah, we're ready.
We're about to make fucking LeBron a fucking cake.
There's no way someone in my chat
really watches movies on ping pong.
than us. There's no way Morty Supreme is that good. Everyone has been talking about
it. Is it that good? Brother, it's about ping pong. Wait, LeBron has a game today? What
if I buy courtside tickets and we hand deliver the cake? Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on,
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Lakers game tickets.
Is it a home game?
Yes, it's a home game.
I think that's what they were saying.
Unless my chat lied.
Is there a game today?
Oh my God, Liz.
Crypto arena December 30 today at 730
12,000 per ticket
The score it says score
Laker's scored.
Your call has been forwarded to voicemail.
The fuck? Text me.
I'm live.
I wanna hand deliver a cake to LeBron
and court side tickets tonight are 12K each.
Do we know anyone who could hook us up ASAP?
Maybe I could call Aiden, maybe Aiden.
Right, I need rich people.
Now I have any rich viewers in my chat want to donate $12,000?
Wait, this one's $10,000.
This is cheaper.
This one's $9,000.
Okay, we're going down, we're going down in prices.
This one's 6,000, cheap, this is cheap, it's cheap.
Wait.
Wait, where's the, oh my God, this one's next to the bench.
Oh my God.
Ladies, this one's next to the bench.
Brother, imagine I just, okay,
what about like something over here that can run over?
This is 2,500.
See you there?
You're so fucking weird, Owl.
No one even understands that reference.
Wait.
Oh my god, bro, imagine.
This one, okay, this one is right behind the bench.
Look, $1,200 per ticket.
This is literally right behind the bench.
Yeah.
Oh, Aiden's calling me.
Aiden!
Hey, Stable.
I'm live right now. I have a question.
Hello?
Yeah, can you hear me?
Yeah, wait a minute. Let me fix the sheet. Is it good? Talk.
Yeah, hello?
I hear you. What's up, bro?
Okay, so I'm live right now. Yo, so it's LeBron's birthday today.
Okay.
So I'm making him a cake.
Okay.
They're playing tonight in LA, and there's quart-side ticket seats available. I want to hand-deliver him the cake.
Do you know anyone who can get me tickets for free what do I got to do? I'll put a rain bet logo on my
forehand. So the problem with the Lakers is all the new that own courtside tickets they're all
grandfathered in the system and like you have to pay like even players don't even get tickets
anymore like they purposely like there's like a fucking 10-year waitlist to get
Lakers courts I think it's crazy so like I'm gonna take a guy but you're gonna
have to pay there's no one nobody really gets free tickets Lakers cuz like like
you can't you really cannot it's a part of shit again
no no no how much is it this is it says the one right next to LeBron is
$9,600
What do you think you can get me what if I
What do you want me to do bro, do you know anyone you know
What if we have like someone buy it for me and I do like I do like a post for them or I do a you know kiss a wall or two
It's great
I try I try hitting courtside takes a leak. There's no when I lived in LA
Dude, you don't want to know it's like do they purposely?
It's like a big fuck you this
Imagine that every owner of every single fucking take a court side. They're all
Grabbing their hands and twisting it and making this murk and you know I'm talking about they're doing that fucking
Yeah, the hands so they're they're they don't give a fuck
I
No, no, no, no, no, what if I can't stream it is that
So, here's the thing, if you don't have Samsung, a 90% show you can stream it.
Are you sure?
But do you think I'll have service?
Because I had service during the Tyler Halliburton thing, but the problem is...
Tyler, what did you call him?
What's his name?
Tyrese.
Tyrese.
Yeah, Halliburton.
It worked, but like it was laggy, and that was in a way smaller stadium.
This is the crypto arena.
I can get you the Wi-Fi. That's what I can do for you. I can get you that Wi-Fi in the Lakers thing
100% I
Just kind of I get you the Lakers why not like the Lakers one five, but I can get you
the the one with the password
So I haven't it's intermits. I don't know I'm gonna be because you're right though
It's like it's a big-ass fucking arena. So I don't know
But you wanna risk it fuck it. Let's risk it. It's up to you dude
Why does he come in the hours until he plays?
He plays in, hmm, I could get there a little late.
I probably got like five hours, maybe.
Okay, so.
What if you take a PJ, come over and we go together?
I would, by the time I get there,
the game would already be in half time.
Um.
Why is Griff saying that we might be able
to hand deliver to him?
Hey, there you fucking go.
Listen, bro, listen.
Oh my god, wait, I just thought it was a really good action, a really good idea.
Okay.
Why don't you just stream yourself at the player's entrance and be on stream and when he's driving
in, you know, have like a megaphone and have him on his window and you give it to him.
Do you know where the player entrance is?
Yeah, everyone does.
It's easy, so we'll figure it out.
It's just, it's a loading dock, right?
like any arena any artists and it just always remember it's the loading dock so
just just Google Laker or just go into loading do you think brownies gonna
they got my weirdo for this
up because like I haven't talked a lot I feel like that'd be weird I get it I
I get it, okay?
So look, I haven't been keeping up either.
Ronnie's going to the game tonight too, right?
What if I get this ticket?
It's $488.
And where are you standing?
Yeah, dude, do you want to fucking,
I don't even know if you're going to be
spreading the same airs in.
Holy shit.
Yeah, dude, I recommend you do two things here.
I think the players is genius. Okay.
Yeah, dude, cuz you know what? You might have like some of these young players recognize you
Like there's like there's like some some players that definitely know who we are
And I think I think that's how you could do it too. You know when you see LeBron
Don't do that. They're gonna fucking they're gonna kick you out because they're gonna think you like some crazy fucking
You got to be calm, but you need a megaphone
Am I legally allowed to do that? Can I go there and do that?
Yeah, just make sure you're not on private property. Make sure you're somewhere where they cannot tell you to leave unless the police officer.
And just say, I know my rights and you're on a cop. Just gotta keep saying that.
Okay, wait, this is genius! Do you know where the player entrance is?
Sure. I'll get you the address. Look up Lakers Loading Doc. It'll be there.
And then what you should do
You know, I would look up the bronze cars and I would see which
It's probably like one of five cars about a name if he's driving it's gonna be a Ferrari spider if he's
If he's getting driven it's gonna be like a big black Cadillac
Yo, I'm like
Yeah, let me set the fuck up dude.
Oh, yeah, um, shit, uh, yeah.
All right, fine.
I can't find the loading dock.
I googled Lakers Loading Docket and came up with a boat.
Dude, dude, dude, you're perfect.
You give me a T-Roy promise.
OK, OK, I think this is genius.
I think this is genuinely genius.
You're a genius.
Yeah, fuck wasting me.
I would also make gifts for other people, too.
Should I do it?
Shukka, Austin, just so you can get their attention,
because if you get their attention,
you're going to get a surprise birthday on a cake.
Do you think any of them will I have to find the actual loading? I don't know where it is though
Yes
I think it was Trav and then Don Tolver had one too
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I didn't know where the I forget where it is
Okay, okay, okay. Can you see if you can help me find it?
Sure. I can get you there in five seconds. Okay, and then also also I found a fighter who's 13 and 1 in boxing.
Oh shit. Is he pro or amateur?
I'm pretty sure he's amateur, but he's 25, 180 pounds.
Okay, so he's middleweight.
He's middleweight, right? He's not welter. He's middleweight.
Okay, yeah, I'm not well there. I forgot. I don't apparently he's amateur. Oh, he's pro
Shit, okay, so that means whoever okay, you know what we do you want to go against x2c's community, right?
He this guy said he wants it badly. He wants to win fine fine fine fine fine fine so
I'm saying he's not either. He's not but I have some fighting videos. I have him fighting all that
Can you connect me to a group chat and discord?
Yeah.
And hold on a second.
Is he pro or amateur?
It matters.
And listen, I'll explain what I mean.
If he's pro in MMA and he's amateur in boxing, he's pro.
So if he's pro in any type of combat sport, he's pro.
But that's okay.
Because XQC is a fighter who beat the fuck out of DDG's fighter, his name's like Zack,
and we could have him fight your guy.
It's acts a really good fighter. So my fighters gonna knock whoever it is that I'm not like he looks like he wants it badly
Hey, do your research on X to see spider though. He's good as fuck
General Zach, I think he's super fucking good. Like
He did really good. I think it'd be a good fight
All right, well, I'll keep you updated that but yeah, can you let me know also about the thing
The loader that is a two seconds. Don't worry about that. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right. I'll text you
I love you love
What a nice fellow
Okay, I have an idea. I have an idea. I have an idea. I have an idea. I have an idea
I'm not gonna call I'm not gonna call brahmi, but I have an idea
Ludwig important news first and foremost you look great say hello to the chat
What
You owe me money
Then narrow cash
We're talking about oh
You don't remember
Phase versus PSL we beat your ass. Yeah, I know phases was a pay
371 to broad lawn studio city listen
Yeah, I got a question. I'm gonna hand deliver LeBrona cake today. I need you to put me in a group chat with Luca, please please please
Please just text just text it. No, no, no, no, no, listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen look at everyone
They're so happy look everyone's so happy. They're having good times. Listen if you could just
Are you serious?
Can you please listen, I'm gonna go to the player entrance. Can you please just tell him?
I'm gonna get him a gift to I'm gonna get him a gift for tonight's game
Can you can you just tell him to say hi to me or something or just like bring me to LeBron?
I just want to handle over a cake. That's it. That's it. Let's go. I want to go
Oh
What if you get 25k minus more I mean you get court side tickets 9k each
later this season so okay um that's your cash so you can't text them just
real quick and be a yo bro like yo first time you call the right guy cuz I'm
really close to Luca please I'll do you want me I do humiliation ritual you
want me to do the like 50 thank yous saying your name you know the thing
where I bend my knees and I say thank you thank you that you want me to do
that I'll do that that's what you want clear my debt 25k that's what I
want well first of all 25k is never coming out of my pocket 25 second of
I don't care whose pocket it comes out of phasos me 25k
Unfortunately, I'm not affiliated about
Well, there's no new names. I don't know what that means
We're not legally allowed to start a group for two years gays. It was the gays clan
You went down the next letter
Okay
I thought it was clever
Yo, bro. Are you gonna fucking help me, please? 25k. No, no, please
Oh my god.
Who else knows?
Who else knows people from the Lakers?
I can't call Brownie Brown.
That's too weird.
Maybe I'll send him a text, you know?
Oh, his number's green for me.
I'm no longer sending him a text.
Unless that's his old number.
Let me check this number.
Oh, yep.
This one's green too.
I don't think we'll have time to make a cake chat.
We might as well just buy some stuff and just hand deliver it.
Come on, Loc.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up.
Please, please, please, please.
I need this.
Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please.
I just need...
No, no, no, no, no!
Hold on, let me ask Griff, or...
Okay, let me send a voice memo to Griff.
Hey, Griff, Ron here.
I'm gonna send a voice memo, because I'm streaming,
and I don't want to text.
Okay, so I just got off the phone with Aiden,
and he basically said, instead of buying tickets,
I should go to the loading dock where the players walk in
and wait for LeBron's car and then hand deliver him his cake so if you could find me the address to
the loading dock of where the players go in that'd be much appreciated griff I really just want to
I want to just hand deliver this cake bro I feel like it's a good idea yeah thanks peace mom
case on
I'm gonna make this I'm gonna make this happen
I'm not gonna bake a cake chat. There's zero there's no chance I might be able to bake a cake in in in less than four hours
So I'm gonna have to just like buy a cake and decorate it
What is this squad celebrate the king's birthday after practice
Oh my god
This is so amazing
This is so amazing
This is so amazing
I'm gonna one up his cake. I'm gonna one up this. This is the shittiest cake
This is a shitty cake grandma one up this I got this one one up this cake. I'm gonna do this shit for you
LeBron. I'm gonna give you what you deserve
I gotta I gotta call some people bro case I say don't call me back in a second
Let me spam call rug maybe rug. Well, I need I need
Why just his number? No, do I just her hold on?
Look oh my god
I have Jesser's number.
Come on.
Pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
I'm streaming right now.
I have a question.
What's your question?
Listen.
Do you know anybody I want to hand deliver LeBron a cake?
Just listen.
Just hear me out.
Hear me out.
Hear me out.
I want to know where the loading dock is of where the players go in tonight's game
on his birthday.
My question is, do you know any player that would just just give me a good word
in or nothing or just something?
You know what I'm saying?
He's gonna be over there. He wants to hand-deliver you a cake
Yes, it's his birthday
I don't have his number anymore
I know I sent him a message on steam he's not on he blasts online one hour and 25 minutes ago
He's playing baby
Bro come on you gotta know someone else hook it up
Maybe the Ardrey in EB game, and he probably knows who you are.
Well even if he doesn't, you could just lie.
You could just be like, oh this guy, he averages like 100k viewers, like yo, he loves you, blah blah.
All right, all right, let me see if he follows you on Instagram.
Yes, perfect.
Wait, they're saying you know Luca!
Bro, I didn't get his number though.
Oh my god.
She was so fast that we did.
I
Fighting this this like light that I have on my phone. That's what you're sharing
So I'm gonna go to the outside
Yeah, courtsides also $13,000
guys brawannas is not gonna pick up my phone he does not like me I fucking made fun of him
for the Starbucks thing please I need help I don't have a number I don't really have
I'm looking at the roster.
Ty Lill, do you think Ty Lill has the bronze number?
Please bro, let's be real here.
Rocky Mice, little boy, rich ball.
Okay, you know what?
Okay, okay, I'll give him a dial.
All right, Jesse, thank you for trying.
All right, I'll try.
Thank you, bro.
I'll see if I see anything.
Good luck.
Thank you.
Okay, Griffith sent me an address.
Hold on.
Hold on now.
Let me call Ty Lill
This is gonna be legendary ladies, you know, they tell me to go yo Ty Lill I'm streaming I need listen listen listen listen listen
Listen, just listen just listen just listen, all right yo
It's LeBron's birthday today. It's a national fucking holiday. Yes
I wish I was part of the family, but I really wish
Listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen.
There is a game tonight at the crypto arena.
I'm going to camp the players entrance.
I want to hand deliver him a cake.
Can you please text him and just ask if I could give him the cake.
That's it.
That's it that's it that's it.
That's all I need.
That's all I need you show.
Yes, yes.
I literally just need you just as text dude. Do we have a box number?
Yeah, yeah, sure bro. Show me a picture of Savannah James carrying you as a baby, please
In in like four hours, I'm gonna go wait what time should I go if the game starts at 730, what time should I show up?
Proof bit me drunk, all black.
Forge out of whims.
I think you should stand by that.
I think you should stand by the rent
where they go down and have the cake right there.
And I'm gonna tell him, you know,
as a guy like 5'4", he's been with Ronaldo.
He knows your son.
He knows your son, he knows Brawny.
He also knows me.
He has a cake for you.
He's not gonna eat the cake.
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
I just want a hand in the liver, you know?
Okay, I got you.
Okay, you sure?
Wait, what's up, what's up, Moe?
When are we hanging out?
After the move?
I'm waiting, I told you.
Of course I'm coming to Atlanta. Do I have to check in?
All right, come to Atlanta. We can have a sleepover. Can you sleepover?
Yeah, I want to learn how to do the Tai Loh dance.
Okay, and I'm not going to say it.
But I'm really excited because I miss you a lot. I miss you a lot. I love your community.
Oh, I miss you too.
I'm going to send it up for you. But I appreciate you recording it because you made me feel good.
Of course.
Wait, so did you write it for Barney?
I don't have his new number.
I texted him on steam
I got you all right, just let me know heart
He's not calling no type of bomb names. I'm just wasting my fucking time his ass is yo his ass is not calling the brahmer
Yo burger
Like he's trying to fight nothing yo case on
Yo case I'm trying to go to LeBron's game tonight. It's his birthday. Do you have any connections to any of the Lakers players?
Okay, so I don't have brawnies new number. I want to hand deliver a cake
I'm gonna can't listen listen listen. I'm gonna camp the entrance
My god
No, I'm leaving in an hour I'm going to you want to come on me. Oh my god, we go to
Do I get to remove any thank you thank you thank you. No listen case I'm gonna camp the address
Why did Tyler just he just said you and brawny not even like that sorry to tell you
I
Mean
Yo
Hello, are you in the car?
Don't fucking, your bro's a national fucking holiday, K-Song.
Don't fucking sell him dreams, K-Song.
Be real with him.
I do.
I almost read your comments.
You do not.
Adam.
Adam.
Adam.
Bro, I want to, I can go in the house.
Adam.
Let me text him.
Let me text him.
So can Adam.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Adam's to the fucking club.
You got to do a number.
I don't know if you don't, I don't know if you don't want that.
You don't know what?
I'm tired of this shit.
It's a national fucking holiday.
I'm trying, guys.
I'm just trying to move.
Hold on.
I'm just trying to move.
I just want to guys I just want to
You're missing your dad's birthday.
No, I am in LA, that's the thing.
You're in LA!
Okay, let's all go!
Wait, you're here?
Ron, you're so fucking fake, Ron.
Yeah.
This is the first time you didn't tell me how much you used that case on.
Wait, I didn't know you were in LA.
That's what you're saying.
So let's go!
Let's go!
It's LeBron's 30th birthday.
He's fucking retiring, actually.
Look, look, look, look.
Look, when I see LeBron, LeBron!
Like we can do it, bro! We can hit it! We can hit it!
Come on, let's go!
So, are you still pissed, then?
Bro, come on!
Okay, Bernardo, I'm going to have to go to bed.
What?
I don't like that.
What?
Oh, I don't know why I did that, bro. I don't know why I did that.
Wait. Wait, you even took us to the game?
I'm going to the entrance case on, and I'm going to camp it and wait for LeBron,
and I'm going to hand deliver it.
Bro, I don't think it's... Oh, actually, there is a parking lot entrance,
so you can just wait, and then you have to hold the stop.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Wait, it's already too late, he's probably already there.
What?
Don't want him to,
feel like LeBron go like early as fuck to pre-game.
My God, that's got 28 gift to 27 gift to 50 gift to!
My God, I'm rich!
You're so rich.
You know, I think you might have already missed him.
No, no, no, no.
Can you tell, can you tell Bronnie,
can you tell someone to please?
I texted Bronnie saying, yo.
Please.
But I don't think Bronnie's gonna be out,
I can help you on this one,
I think you're gonna take the gamble with the cake outside
I'm gonna sit there for four hours
No, but like when the people leave they they're they're they're done their sport they're like, okay, I want to go home chill
I've seen Luca's stuff. I've seen Luca should stop at like they don't stop for like a quick second sometimes
Bro, no, I feel like I gotta I feel like I gotta go before
But he's locked in for the game after the game is over if they win he's gonna be the best mood
Okay, that's he said I should show up in a half-body cast while he's pushing me in a wheelchair with a make-a-wish shirt on
way that fucking genius
That might work that's the bestie that's so smart
Okay
Listen, you can't get a cancel, you're wrong.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I just, okay, what can I do to, okay,
where can I find a make-over shirt?
Fuck.
Okay, I could let you go like on some, like.
Goodwill?
Maybe goodwill.
Okay, can you-
That's what you're chat saying.
White shirt with a Sharpie.
Okay, I'm down.
Okay, listen, listen, listen, listen.
Can you just text some people,
bro, please try to help me?
Bro, even if brawny answers me, you want me to ask brawny and say, yo, ron wants to give
your dad a cake.
May I remind you, it's this man's 41st birthday, he's playing the pistons, and he's gonna
say, yeah, sure, I'll help ron, now let me make sure I get this cake done, is that
your vision?
Listen, I'm just, I'm a kid with a dream.
You're what?
I'm a kid with a dream, bro.
Okay, I'm telling you to fucking play. You're not gonna get him before the game.
I think you'll get him after the game, especially if they win. That's what I
think is your best bet. It's camping when they leave with their cars after the game.
What do you think Chad? Before after? I feel like if we go after, he's gonna
just zoom out.
Bro, I think before, I think he's already there.
No, there's no way. It's three o'clock.
Bro, they go to, people like the brawn go to shoot around like fucking hours and hours before.
Bro, the bronze out there at three o'clock on his birthday.
Yo Chad, you think bronze already there?
Bro, there's no way.
There's no way he's there.
It's three o'clock on his birthday.
No, this is, this may be like five years ago.
Dude, no.
I don't think he's changed with that stuff.
I think he's there.
Bro, this is, by the game's not until seven thirty, that's four and a half.
Hey, even, even Ron, if you, by the time you get to crypto arena,
it's gonna take you an hour right now.
It's not
45 an hour and you don't even have the cake. I'm gonna buy the cake. I'm just gonna buy it
But my point is you're not gonna be there at least 430. He's gonna he's a hundred percent gonna be there before you get there
Crypto arena directions from three seven one two broad lawn
Yeah, I took from wrong
Oh my god, it's 55 minutes. Yeah, so our
You're cooked. Your best bet's after the game.
Or, you can just do the Betsy play. I ain't the Betsy play as a genius.
I'm not going to lie, Chad. I go now. I need to go now.
Go now then. Fuck it. And as you've been said, you have to wait. But you have to wait. You have to commit. You have to wait until after the game too.
So you want me to sit there for five hours while the game is going on?
game yes yes yes you're committed if you're gonna go for both you're gonna have
to sit there for five hours I mean bro it's LeBron on his 41st birthday
Think about the cliff, still, Ron.
You are the cliff.
OK, OK, I gotta go, I gotta go, I gotta go, I gotta go, I gotta go.
Start the camera. We're doing this, bro. Come on. We gotta do this.
We gotta do this big day. It's a big day. It's a big day.
It's a big day, bro. Come on.
We gotta do this. We gotta do this. Come on.
Gotta put my lucky shirt on.
Come on, bro. Come on, bro. This is a little brawn.
We gotta go buy some shit, too.
We have to, we have to buy a, oh fuck, we got to buy like a megaphone, we have to, I'm not buying no tickets.
Shit, what do you want me to do, buy fucking nosebleeds?
What do you want me to do, buy nosebleeds? I can't bring the backpack.
I can't bring the backpack in there, is it ready?
I can't bring the backpack in there, is it ready?
Yeah.
Alright, Burger, listen, Burger, Burger, Burger, can you hear me?
I'm ready, man, no dead ass. I'm just I'm just it's gonna go flawless
bro we're gonna get there he's gonna see you his eyes gonna light up he's gonna
come give you a hug and take the cake is gonna eat it before the game starts bro I
can already see the whole thing
I got like a jersey in here
you don't have a jersey or you just throw on a door-dash outfit and walk on
the court like midway through the quarter or something who's thunder uh
Who's this? Who's this?
Shay?
Okay.
He's good?
No, look.
He's not in the Lakers, though.
That's dissing, though. That's dissing, right?
Do I have another jersey?
Do I have another jersey?
No way, I don't...
No way!
No...
Where's my Angel Reese jersey?
That's not any lace he has on.
I gotta use my tippy toes.
Fuck.
Fuck it.
Stop it.
You're somewhere.
Come on.
Where is he?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No!
They're saying take the one that at least has a frame up and break it.
Are you using my car?
Your car?
Yeah, doing this here.
We got a car up there.
You're a genius here.
Let's just go again.
O'Brien!
Oh, appreciate it.
Thank you for the easy.
Where's your car?
Uh, it's not all the way down the hill, but it's probably deep.
Yo, oh my god.
Okay, oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, I'm not sweating.
Am I nervous?
Should be.
Okay, so what's the goal here?
Should we go to Ralph's?
Hang up a quick cake.
We got to build it in your car.
Okay.
Like happy birthday LeBron.
Oh, we're doing this like on the road on the road.
Like we're not coming back home until he has the cake.
We're not coming to that.
Mark my words right now.
We are not coming home until he gets a fucking cake.
I don't care if we have to sit there.
I don't care if we wait hours.
I don't care.
We're going to figure this shit out.
Let's get it.
Is it honest and side-crisis?
I have the exact address of the loading dock, it looks like.
Okay.
Okay, I think I got it.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I don't know, I'm nervous.
This is gonna be a lot, bro.
Dude, chat.
Be prepared.
We might be here for hours.
Has everyone prepared for this?
I'm not taking a fucking course into the fucking crypto arena area,
where I'll bunch of thugs off!
No! I'm not doing that!
We're gonna break into my porch!
I'm not doing...
What?
The crypto arena is near Figueroa Street.
Is it?
I'm not sure.
Pretty sure.
Where the hooligans are.
Plus we're coming in style.
Where's your car?
It's down there.
It's right down the hill.
Yeah. Before the gate.
Okay, I have an option here. Do I call Kai?
What are you going to ask him?
Maybe I should send him a text.
I mean, you can do a call.
He might be watching our show.
Hey, KC, 1.1 million.
Currently streaming at the moment.
Currently streaming at the moment.
don't want to dial you during your break. It's LeBron's birthday tonight and was wondering if you can
group chat me with him. Thank you Kai. I love you and miss you. Hope you've been good.
Um, if you could reach out to me with him, I'm hand delivering him a cake, a cake right
now.
Thank you, Kai.
I love you, Missy.
Hope you'll be okay.
Right?
My number might get blocked, but it's okay.
What the fuck?
I don't know.
It's muted.
It's a crypto, kids.
Right?
Okay.
you
Hey you go up to the house scared he's gonna shoot you
No!
You're that fucking case, bro.
Got him to another person's house.
Fucking Marlins.
Fucking Cheezer.
He ain't ticing the block my number.
Now he's gonna be fucking...
Instantly in your check?
Yeah.
He's gonna be on top of that shit.
Why am I nice to a green?
What the fuck is that?
The ghost of the good movie!
Holy shit. Oh my god. Right?
My heart's racing.
Dude, you guys want to sit outside for like three hours?
Yeah, it's in the head.
You know how sad I'm gonna be?
It's like, you sit there,
wasting three hours and the game starts somewhere
just to see the grotto that we're on the site.
It's real. It's not gonna happen.
There's nothing else to show up to the game late.
I don't think he's going to show up for four hours early.
I think there's a very high chance he shows up extremely early.
Why?
Bro, he's an athlete.
I don't know.
I feel like that's what they've been showing up for earlier as fuck.
Also, the team they're playing is number one in the East.
I'm serious.
They're playing good team, you know.
Should we just go to the game?
It's up to you, bro.
Can we get someone to buy a ticket?
Can anyone in the chat buy us $15,000 tickets?
Anyone anyone at all 15,000 I'll take it so we're looking for it's not that much I
Just need I need someone who's got mad go to just deliver us some money, bro
It's a bronze birthday, y'all.
It's a bronze birthday.
We gotta hurry, bro.
It's fucking a little bronze birthday.
What's his middle name?
Ramon?
I'm not even sure.
Hi, chat.
Oh my god, I must get this car.
Oh my god, I must get this car.
Oh my god, I must get this car.
Oh my god, I must get this car.
Oh my god, I must get this car.
Oh, yeah, perfect. It's Bron's birthday, man.
Oh, for fuck's sake.
We gotta hurry. We gotta hurry.
Good ass.
Okay, okay, let's have a cake to see what I'm getting
That's Tyler what it no, what did she say?
Where's you? Oh, it's like gluten-free vegan no sugar dark chocolate okay?
chocolate layer cake buttercream
Yes
Hey, if you could get them like this.
Or this. This looks good.
This looks good. This looks good.
This looks good.
I say we do this and we decorate it.
How old is he? 41?
They're just spamming trigger-free.
I should have shot her.
It's sugar-free.
Happy birthday with the weird one.
Go ahead.
Now.
Okay, we need icing.
Icing. Icing. Where's icing?
Icing.
Where could you be dressing?
Icing? Where's the icing?
Okay. Come on. What's going on? Gay weird dog? What? Is it a gay weird dog? Oh my god,
it's okay. It'll do. It'll do. It'll do. No, he will like it. It can do it for you?
Oh, I want to do it.
Where is it?
Please help me.
Oh, wait.
Is that how I see it over there?
Excuse. Baking now?
Baking.
Yeah, that's where we gotta go.
So no where it is.
All right, it might be in this hall.
Cake mixings.
Cake mix, probably around here somewhere.
Gotta be careful with this cake.
It looks kind of good, so you take a bite.
Just make sure he's good.
Oh, you're right here.
Right.
OK, this is favorite color.
Someone just said, not going to lie,
he's already shooting around.
No, he's not.
OK.
Yeah.
Come on.
Let's do it.
This is good.
Don't be jealous, chap. Jealousy is weird.
How do you scan this one?
There we go.
Scan the dog.
Wait, $15 for a PBL?
What the fuck?
No thanks.
Ooh, hold on now.
Wanna die?
Okay.
What's going on?
Everything okay for him?
Come on, my dog.
Come on.
Come on.
I was trying to scream since you didn't leave your number she was talking a lot of stuff
I didn't realize that far.
Just make sure the balloon doesn't fly away.
I'm dead out.
It's gonna take you away.
Thank you so much everyone.
Thank you so much everyone, this is the last part of my day.
What?
It's your mom's birthday.
Do you mind if I make this on your car?
No, okay.
You sure?
Maybe on the trunk it would be easier.
First I've come last, how to start the day right?
I'll do a bite, that's a really good spot.
I'll get you a second.
I'll be right back.
Okay, thank you.
Holy fuck.
You don't you're gonna write?
You don't you're gonna write?
No.
Oh, okay.
And his favorite color is green, right?
That's how you got green?
I think he's gonna find it disgusting if I bite this.
Probably, honestly love it.
You're not afraid to just be yourself.
But I have to, I look, you have to.
Oh yeah, you just leave.
That's nice, if I squeeze it.
Right!
Oh, okay, I got a hole.
I got a hole.
Oh no, that's not gonna work.
I fucked it up, oh my god.
Oh my god, it's not working.
Oh my god.
Okay, you won't care it's not the end of the world
It's going to 41
He's got an immune system built up bro. Oh, you're really that's not that bad
Oh no, oh no, the hole, oh no, oh no, hold on.
No!
No!
It's okay, we're gonna make it work, we're gonna make it work.
Just hold on.
So I'm gonna ask really quick, what did you just draw?
What?
What is it?
L-E?
Ah!
Oh my god, no, that's stupid!
Okay, hold on.
You're behind.
Hold on, bro.
Oh my god, okay, you know what?
Maybe we scrap this.
I don't know, alright.
Do you want this? Hold this for a second.
Yeah, I really want that.
It's LeBron's birthday, everyone.
Make sure to wish him a happy birthday on Instagram.
So we got LeBron wishing you a happy birthday, right?
No, no, no.
That's standard. He knows it's his birthday.
Oh, okay.
Let's escape.
Is he like strawberries or no?
Yeah, fruits before the game.
Make sure it's clicked in.
It doesn't look bad.
It doesn't look bad.
Where should we put these? You can just toss it.
It's not good.
It's not good.
It's good.
Wait, is that even serious?
What happens if I go in this?
It's gonna fly anyway.
No way.
Look, I have to say.
People are gonna, oh, you're gonna go fly right then.
What if I take it off?
Then it'll fly away.
People will rage at you.
Are you serious?
Yeah, people will definitely rage.
I'm pretty sure it's pretty bad.
so we drive cars straight back to everything you drive the airplane
you should see it you should let me give him the balloon I ask him if he's down
to suck some helium with you and then you guys could just okay okay I need your
help
yeah I need you to hold this okay well what we mean yeah we have to you
probably just put on the floor in the backseat no open up open up
I need that floor or big of the end of it, I need some work.
Come back on the side, yeah.
My shoe doesn't...
Thumb.
And then you just move the shoe just...
Is that on the floor?
Yeah, I think you just move the shoes.
Okay.
Someone just said, check ESPN and Laker's story.
He's already there.
Hey, that's...
This is a joke, right?
There's a chill, right?
There's nothing on the board.
Let's check later.
We're good, we're good, we're good.
A little bit of cat.
We're going to be late, we got to go.
Give an option here, we're going by a megaphone, maybe we just go out there.
I mean, okay.
If we're going to get the megaphone, we're really playing like him.
Yeah I know.
If you push the start, I forgot this thing doesn't have it.
Oh, it's just an apotheca of the key.
That one's going a little longer.
A little longer.
Hopefully they can make it.
Well, wait, I don't know what address to go.
Bro, the one I gripped set me up.
I'm just trying to...
Okay, I'm gonna go to this one first the hard part isn't wait. Are you okay to get your car towed?
Toad huh, well, I guess you can find me a new one
Yeah, that's it.
Chad, it's a 40 minute drive.
Is everyone okay with that before we do this?
There is a very, very, very, very high chance we meet LeBron.
I think there's a Karen Wojbomb in your chat and I'm pretty sure LeBron just got traded.
Shut the fuck up!
I don't think he's here at the game tonight.
Ain't no fucking way LeBron just got traded.
Bullshit.
It's gonna be a mission, bro.
It's gonna be a mission, bro.
Mom, can you change my title to meeting with Ron James and
delivering him a cake?
You have to be, you have to get ready, bro.
You gotta be able to, you gotta be able to get ready.
If the cops try kicking us out, we have to tell them that we know our rights.
Well, yeah, of course.
They're not real cops.
That's what they didn't say to us there.
Yes.
They didn't even know our rights.
And then rub your hands.
Also, I'm pretty sure the second we come in contact with Ron's is gonna be like
Sniper's pulling out your head. I'm like no shot off of every building
There's scuba Ryan. I got a text
Obviously my text I was looking at your cross right now. Yeah, I'm trying to show you something on the TV
oh
What?
Oh, what's up with this guy?
I don't know.
You fucking chill?
There's a white color in behind us, but it's keeping the ball.
Oh, can this fucking hotdog?
What's up with this fucking hotdog, bruh?
Just let him sit there, bro.
What are they saying in the chat? Is LeBron there?
Well, they're saying a lot.
What?
You want to know everything?
Yes.
Well, apparently LeBron got traded in Brony left base.
That's about all I see right now.
So you want me to sit here and grow an ass man?
Well I'm just letting you know.
That one actually went after me.
That one fucked me up.
I think it flogged down over here.
We actually might be y'all it's crazy we get us my run into
I wish I had bronies number
I don't know anyone else who else who else do you know that call
Tylil fucking lied out of his fucking ass and no different gesture no update from
Jesser yeah who who got me
I can tie little fucking James well fucking James my name for
oh at least you have a thousand gifted
says I'm supposed to be shit like that again
what did that
white corner just fall in this but this might be a rock that ass
How do I put this seat up over there?
Uh, this should be a lever on the left somewhere.
It's pulling hard.
Should be a lever.
Yeah, pulling both.
Maybe pull one.
Well, I try.
You know what we gotta do?
We just gotta find parking near the arena,
and then find where we can just edge it.
It should be somewhere around the arena, right?
Yeah.
That's not hard right if I park near the crypto arena we can easily find the entrance right
What is that?
Let me see how to figure this out so I don't look at the directions
One and a half miles turn south on Los Angeles, Gotcha
It's LeBron's birthday
It's LeBron's birthday. It's LeBron's birthday. LeBron, LeBron, LeBron.
Are you the local leader?
Yeah, bro. What?
LeBron, LeBron, it's your birthday!
Oh my God, you need to give me height.
He is.
Okay, what other players are there that might know me?
There has to be at least one player that might know me.
Who would it be that would know me?
Or the Lakers?
He said Aten.
Aten might know you.
Uh...
Shit.
Luca?
There's no way that Luca Donovic are the Lakers.
There's a chance.
There's always a chance.
I think Austin Reeves does it?
Yeah, also, that was the next one.
I don't really...
also reached those groups?
Yeah, also, that was the next one.
I don't really, why do I also have to think about that?
I've probably tapped up with Ronnie before that.
So he might remember that.
It would be exciting to see you.
He might remember me, it was that Ronnie's birthday.
He was like, he didn't even look at me
if I could tap me out.
What if I get from a man from, like,
ever hanging out with Ronnie after doing this?
Bro, it's not gonna happen.
I'm gonna be honest with you,
he's gonna think I'm a weirdo.
Hey, Lebronie or Lebronie?
I was like...
Like...
I don't know, I just don't know.
Like, I was doing this wishin' I'm havin' birthday and trying to give him a cake.
Like, it's not insane.
It's a little interesting.
Wishin' no one else has done this.
Well, that's what makes me mean, bro.
Exactly.
I should change to be cool.
I don't need to be cool this life, bro.
Every human is equal.
All I want to do is give Lebronie a cake.
And I want to make sure we do it.
Think about it this way. Imagine someone came to where you live and gave you a birthday cake
or whatever.
Wait, I think LeBron's in chat. Let me see this. Yo, wrong! Thanks for the birthday wishes.
Looking forward to eating your cake.
Yeah, I think he's a VIP cause he's spamming that message.
I had someone with the actual username of Braun James subbed to me before.
Did you take your brakes or your brakes?
I don't know. I think it's one of them. I don't think there is any.
Yeah, bro. What's going on here? Is this what everyone's a traffic board?
Well, my car, you can...you can have a shark move.
You just start swimming.
I'm sure yeah, this is what traffic in the latest words for the bottom. Yeah, sure. Yeah
Well, I'm gonna be able to play any games tonight, bro
We're literally about to sit at the crypto arena where everyone knows about
You're telling me bro
It's a get-home and go straight to bed time on that bro if it's gonna be late and you're going about
Baking negative
There's a world, there's a world where he's like yo Ron I remember you was one of the crams
Holy fuck
What if I touch all of that thing up?
Is it a goat or something?
Yeah
Well then you'd be able to understand him
Barely even north.
That was the way too loud Jack!
You're a kick rider.
Bang it, we're leaving north.
We're bangin'.
Way too loud?
Well, yeah.
We're out.
Dead serious.
This might be the greatest day of our lives.
We've already been out of here.
There's a lot of chance.
Okay so there's a world where we get there, right?
There's a city center.
There's a world where we get there,
and it's so he goes,
wait a minute, he's like, what do I know you're from?
And then he knows on our streets that, oh I'm part of this stable.
He's like this lake, right?
Oh my god, he's so hot.
And then he's like, yo, outlaw, make sure I'm out there right now.
I lost my shit
This is the moment now
Oh my god, if you start shaking, I'm gonna die
the problem is that yo ladies hold this camera right there
yes sir
yeah i'm gonna fucking just start saluting
he took the camera and killed the insert dude
I'm gonna start giving him thank yous
I'm getting harder than that
what a fuck
look at this crap
oh my god
oh my god
I'm getting a pair of the shits
I think it's in the kick-hat
yeah it did be
It's really good right now.
Long James. Holy shit.
Cleveland!
What if you go stable? This is for you!
Mike, the alarm's ringing already.
Yeah, Brian probably thinks I'm weird.
I mean...
It's warranted, like there's-
What if he thinks it's a funny joke, where he giggles?
Well, then you're lit, that's a thing.
Oh my god, wait.
Just, he's brought in some light.
By the Lakers?
I actually don't know.
Can we get a confirmation to Chad?
I said the entrance, and he pulls up, he'll definitely stop.
Without a doubt.
This thing, yeah.
Okay, the mission, we have two missions right now.
Three missions, Chad.
Some people are saying G League, but I thought he was on the main.
The players on the Lakers.
The code of the player is a little key, you know?
He's active tonight.
That's all awesome.
Okay.
What kind of money do I have?
I forget.
Where do you guys keep going?
Every time I've been with him he's been such a nice man.
It's your birthday today.
Roddy!
What's going on?
What?
Is it visitor?
I forgot my glasses, oh my god.
I can't see down my glasses.
That ass.
Bro, I thought we were about to have that Uber.
That would have been miserable.
Or would have been better, I think.
Probably miserable.
The hard part are going to be a couple missions.
Parking find the entrance find the broad it's very simple very very simple
There's a very very very high chance though that's your security smile. There's a very high chance that you get asked when he knows us
He's watching right now. There's a chance there's a chance you might be in the locker room watching
Maybe the locker on twitch scrolling. Oh my god, you're ready and you're yes, just download it
2.7 miles with my exit
You know the air little shit
I'm ready hot
This is for the braaaat.
I can already imagine the Etepio. I surprised the broad champ for the cake.
Yo, yo Chad, who's hype?
If you're hype trouble, one gift in itself right now.
Just one. Just to show me how hype you are.
It's a very simple concept.
I can't go wrong, there's some brake lights on above us, a lot of brake lights, oh it's
helping the branch out of the house, oh my god.
Why is it so fucking cold, blaze it's so fucking cold, I'm gonna clean the little,
No, I don't want the hug up to run away.
I'm gonna call you.
We'll get one more.
No, it's cold on the plane, babe.
I might be the biggest loser on Twitch right now.
Bro, you're about to meet LeBron.
You're right, you're right, you're right.
You're right, you're right.
You're actually right.
You're right.
I'm getting in my own head.
That's insane.
like you probably just had Jess there to try a little case on the way everyone
probably hit him up on my man. I hit Ronnie up on Steve too. That's it, so I'm saying.
I hit Ronnie up on Steve.
Let's try it.
Maybe he's in it.
I don't know.
I don't know.
He's not on my friend's list anymore.
Let's go on here.
What's that right now?
I got a tumor on my neck.
I don't see it there.
I don't see it there.
I know, I know.
Don't blaze.
I'm not kidding.
It's not even far.
It's 28 minutes, but like, there's like some traffic.
Damn, that's a lot.
Oh my god.
Or is it 6a Vermont?
I haven't know.
I got this.
This is for you, Cleveland.
I will just hit that biker.
There he goes.
What are split lanes if you're on a bike?
I'm not on a bike.
What am I hinking by actually?
I don't really pay attention to the road.
What am I fucking head?
I've got a headache, bro.
I'm nervous.
That SpongeBob big pants?
Why is he naked on a billboard?
It's so early, man.
Why is he doing that?
What if we're broad when he gets on camera
and he just takes the fucking bit, right?
He just turns that thing.
God, there's a lot of things that can happen, bro.
There's a very, very high chance that, like, Luca comes out and, like,
I'm gonna love you.
Or, you know what I'm saying?
Like, I've never met all series.
You know, Moxie, that's called Moxie.
He knows Luca.
They played Overwatch.
Okay, does anyone have Moxie's number?
You should type it in chat in a second.
Wait, I look, he might have his discord.
I'm not looking, I'm gonna hear, uh...
TV?
Yes.
Oh, nice.
You can see it.
Yeah, I'm just making sure that we're still bidding and rating and charging and television union
Hey iPhone call Moxie
Moxie
Don't call me, don't call me, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Okay, let me try to explain, let me try one more time, maybe he's just trolling you.
No, this is him.
M0?
X1?
Yes.
Is he shrinking?
Yo, Moxie, wait, wait, wait, wait, can I just speak?
Listen, can you hear me?
Listen, listen real quick real quick real quick real quick. I'm giving LeBron a kick
I need you to ask Luca if he could wait for me at the player's entrance just please
Live right now
Moxie
Oh, what is he doing?
Is he fucking, like, live or something like that?
Like, I'm gonna be accused.
Is he live?
I think so.
How do you say, don't call me? Why are you so mad?
What are they saying?
They're saying that he's not alive.
So he dead asses hates me.
He don't like me.
What did I do?
I love him.
Don't call me.
I got no one else, bro.
Hey, Siri, call Rod.
That was quick.
Yeah.
Sorry, Rod.
I'm sorry.
My head hurts.
I'm stressing with all the opportunities
Oh, cool cash!
I don't have cash, that's great.
Maybe I do, oh my god, wait.
I just love that.
Try to think of like who loves what wrong.
Wait, I swear I got Cash Nasty's number though.
What's Cash Nasty's like real name?
Cash is Clay, isn't it?
No, what's his real name?
What's his real name?
I swear he added it in my phone.
Or I added it in his and he never texted me.
Like CASS?
And then I requested him.
and then I request for the rest.
That's over.
I don't have it.
He never takes the lead.
You got no one?
I got nothing.
Los? Don't said Los?
I can't write.
Siri's working overtime.
Hey Siri, call Los Fadas.
Can I just get hot fast?
Nice, let's just pick up.
I don't know anymore.
I called Ludwig.
Hey Siri!
FaceTime Ludwig!
I didn't realize I was going to say Siri.
Yo Ludwig!
I'm going to ask you one more time, bro.
I'll dead-ass do a humiliation. So can you just text Luca Frank, please please?
I'm on the way to the crypto arena right now, bro. I'm trying to hand deliver this
Okay, everyone knows that if you multiply 25,000 by zero because there's zero
I'm a fake LeBron fan too.
Mother of all, let me talk.
First of all, I don't look a...
Is this Black Truck right in front of us?
Listen, bro, if you have 25,000 reasons to hate me,
I've got zero reasons why you shouldn't love me.
And that would equal zero.
Let me tell you something, Ludwig, come on.
Do the math now.
Bro, we've been good friends, we've been doing some stuff.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, we could always run up a charity stream,
we could do whatever we need to do.
I don't have any!
I don't want money.
I don't have any!
Have what? I don't want money.
I don't have this fucking number, bro.
I have to go through his management team every time.
I'll never hit him up directly every time I see the person I asked for.
He says, next time.
I don't have this fucking number, bro.
All right, put me in group chat with his management.
I can hang it over here.
I'm not doing that.
Just trust me. It'll be worth it for them.
I'm giving big opportunities here.
It's not what it takes to their need.
Because me and Luca are working on a bond between each other
And there's, there's sparks there, okay?
And it's like, cool with it
So you're gonna ruin my chance of meeting LeBron for your own benefit
I'll 100%
You're not exactly the type of guy I bring home to my family
And I'm a consignual fan
Are you gonna ask?
Okay, you know what? No, no, no
I'm not kidding
Fuck this LeBron cake
I'm gonna try to meet Luca tonight
And I'm gonna tell Luca to block you on everything
Fuck you
Fuck you get a job fucking dork fucking punk
Fucking dork god damn, bro
Dude's fucking mad as hell because I'm fucking gotta meet LeBron
Are we mad at me?
Listen haters are your
Motivators when you're at the dinner table with success right now. We're going to dinner. So I'm gonna say
All right
20 minutes away on the dock
We're closing in we're closing in Hort. I
recognize all right, I
See the Hollywood sign
We know a fun fact
We're not fun fact sure when Kai was doing his sub-bomb to where he was doing the
You know the thing where he did the scavenger hunt?
Yeah.
One of my, uh, Pierce from the old house, like Pierce.
Oh, yeah, I know what you're talking about.
He walked right past it, saw it, and just thought it was a joke.
And he just kept going.
Talking like the first five minutes of the stream.
That is the most he told you after.
No, because he sent us all the address.
And we all thought it was trolling, like, an hour before.
He's like, why is Kai over here on top of his building?
Ha ha ha.
I think I still have a group text.
It's not working.
They're all spamming JT.
I think that's what...
Yeah.
Okay, I have one more number.
Hey Siri.
Call LSK.
Hey Siri.
Call LSK.
Hey Siri, are you a dumb bitch?
I won't respond to that, okay.
Wait, I don't have his number, what's L.S.K.'s name?
Christopher London?
Oh yeah, that's right, I'm just asking.
I don't have his number, okay.
I was in a way to-
Christopher, okay?
Oh, okay, I'm in a way to get your number.
Please ask Siri, hey Siri, can you find me this number you stupid fart?
Look at that direction, I was just going to leave him.
I'm just making sure we're going the right way.
Yo Chris!
I'm live right now.
I'm live right now.
I got a quick question.
So I'm going to the crypto arena right now to hand deliver a cake to LeBron James
for his birthday at the players entrance. Do you know any single player by any
chance that could help me do this?
No, no, no, but you could just sit here like yo LeBron when you pull in and just
stop for half a second to tell them a make-a-wish, tell them a make-a-wish.
Yeah, tell me I have like a couple days left or something like that.
You should shave your head and that might actually work.
I mean, we were thinking about getting a white shirt and make a wish on it. Listen, I have a cake, I have balloons, I have...
You actually have it, so your dad is going to... is there a game? Wait, the game's in LA?
Yup.
Oh, okay.
I'm going to camp the player's entrance so my question is do you know anyone that could like be like yo LeBron
You have a major fan outside or just not even fan be like a brother
No, please I need this
You're gonna fade it like a superman, but you're gonna have a different shot.
Well, I'm gonna be jumping up and down saying LeBron had a cape for you.
Yeah, let me know how that goes, man.
No, no, no, wait, do you know anyone or no?
No, but I'll look through my contacts after I paint up.
Jesser said the same thing and he never called me back.
I'm trying to think I can't really get off the top of my head right now.
Oh my god.
Alright bro, let me see the cake.
Pause, let me see the cake.
It says happy birthday.
It says happy birthday or no, it says love and then it says L-E and then a fuck it up and we gave up but we're just hoping we could give it to them, you know?
I thought it said hello while I was there.
No, I just didn't. Yeah.
Yeah, that's it.
Okay, man, but anyway, good luck on amazing calls.
Okay, thank you, bro. I appreciate it.
Have a good one.
Thank you.
Okay, so I asked Kai, he didn't answer.
Ty-Lil didn't give me anything.
K-San didn't give me anything.
LSK didn't give me anything.
They were saying Klicks told me he's on vacation.
I'm on vacation if I go off.
Let me call Clix for a talk.
Hey Siri, can you dial Clix for me?
Hey Siri, hey Siri, hey Siri.
When daddy talks to you, you fucking answer Siri.
Thank you.
Oh my cancels has answered my calls for calling the fucking the abyss right now and then he
sent me a period.
Oh my god.
Does anyone in the chat, does anyone in the chat know any Lakers players, like what is
my chat that has good for?
No troll.
Like, the more I think about it, it's like,
that you may call me useless, but I'm generally serious?
What the fuck are they good for?
Someone help.
Did they know anyone?
Did they say?
Ty, Klicks, Aiden.
Ty, Ananser, Klicks, Ananser, Aiden did, but.
Lopie knows Austin Reeves.
Yeah, but Lopie knows Austin only fans are whatever the fuck he's on to right now.
He only sent me a text message at Doom.
The one you read on the stream?
Yes.
Yeah, I heard you.
That was interesting.
They call it even back.
Hey, I'm on the way.
I'm 12 minutes away from the crypto arena.
Any updates?
Do you know anyone who couldn't like that?
So we changed it, obviously.
We're gonna wait for him outside.
Do you know any players or no?
Uh, I think I lost the Rage Thunker.
Oh my God.
Okay, just give him in.
It's gonna be worth it in the long run for you.
I'm telling you,
because imagine how happy Austin Rage would be
that his friend got a cake.
Um, I don't think the boss is gonna give a fuck.
Why?
Because you're probably giving millions of cakes,
I'm in the middle of a million surprises and shit and gifts, and it is the project, and I, you know, but, but, um, how close you're gonna get, you said 10 minutes?
I'm 10 minutes? Wait, bro. Listen, I called Rob, get an answer. K-San told me he's not gonna call Brownie. Ty-Lil said fuck off. I called L-S-K, he told me he knows nobody. I called Jetser, he told me he knows nobody.
I called you, you're the only hope. Klicks didn't answer, he knows all series, he didn't answer. Nobody's picking up my phone number. You are my savior, Aiden.
Alright so what do you want me to do?
I don't want to reach the screenshot real quick.
He's not gonna join. He's not gonna join.
I'm gonna call him. I'm gonna call him and I'm gonna try to get through.
Okay, just tell him. Tell him.
I'm on a second or I can get you.
Sorry, I'm gonna have a cousin.
His name is Blind Hearts.
Okay, Blind Hearts is just old, starting hearts is like it's really a blind hearts we call him.
So, I was dying hard talking to you to group chat with, and he'd get you, I think, through every single LA door in the arena.
Why, Harts?
But, you're gonna have to kiss a wall.
Oh, my God.
Hey, please, bruh. Listen, listen, what do you want me to do? What do you want me to do? Dead ass. Dead ass.
You're not joking. I'm not.
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! I'm not doing that. Listen, can you just... Listen, I...
Jester said he's gonna call a Laker or a Lakers player and then he never called back. So
Seriously
Hey Jordan, it's David Ronaldo here. I'm live. Just so you know
I've got three days left to learn okay so I got diagnosed or something and I have
about like unironically because I said three days I was joking I just make a
joke of it I've got six months left and I made a cake for Lebron and I really I'm
gonna basically I'm gonna be at the entrance of the player thing and I just
want to see if I can just deliver to him I don't really care if he talks to me I
just want to just you know give it to him and that's it that's all
Um, shit, okay. I...
I gotta find out. Um, can you, can you do this? Can you shoot me a text that I can forward off about it?
Just do it, you're on his mark. You can join his demand, you need his high-sized artist.
So I'm getting, I'm getting saved for agent. I can't, I can't say if they'll say yes or no, but if you can, you can just get me some tips.
Yeah, I'll send you I'm just gonna I'm gonna be the crypto ring in about 10 minutes on the dot
I'm just gonna sit at the player entrance and just just sit on my ass basically and wait
Thank you so much
My boy
I
Yes, okay, and I'm not gonna send this guy saying that I have three months left to live make this guy
Yeah, but what
I'm gonna get this guy in trouble
You told me to
You said you should tell him the situation
My black my blackboard
No
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Can you just
Doesn't know my name he doesn't know what I look like
Tell me sorry give my die on Tom. I'm sorry
Yes
Let me call you right back.
He's not calling me back.
Yo, Jordan, that's what I'm making an announcement saying.
I'm sorry, I'm an immature, dumbass fucking kid
and everyone makes mistakes and I just want to apologize.
What's up?
All right, I'm mad at my TV guy again.
Yo, Chad, I just want you to know,
Jordan, if you see this, I want you to know
that I'm an idiot, I'm a dumb fuck child
and I made a mistake.
I tried making a joke about a serious,
I made a joke.
Sean, I'm Sheree Ronald.
Sean, brother, this is my body's
standard, not these are strevers.
I got three days off to live
Wait, oh my god.
Oh, okay.
Oh my god.
Yeah, Sean, hold on Sean, we're going to court-side tickets for two together on that one.
I'm going to give you six, five thousand each, I'll give you two, you can see some below.
No, I'm not allowed to give you five thousand each, I'll pay the ten, I'll pay the ten, but Sean, could you please come to the Wi-Fi password?
I think you should continue from the SAMHSA.
Yeah, then you can't do that for me.
No, I'm going to let the premium one go through the regular one at times and out the shit.
Is there a way to get the premium one with the password?
You can work your mouth and Sean, you judge your country.
You did it for me, in random states in the junior.
Whatever, shut up and don't make it, don't make it happen.
Don't let me lock it in.
Shut up and lock it in.
Two, two, one, two, one tickets for Ron,
and his finished cameraman, and I'll lock it in shot,
and then we'll set up the bill later.
That's awesome.
You have five minutes.
I'll send you a text.
I'm in a hurry.
Ron, I'm in a hurry.
I'm in a hurry.
Ron, Ron, Ron, I need, I need your ticket master.
So, Sean, I'll text you if he's going to text it to me.
OK.
Then call me after, so you run upon the ticket.
Oh, I'll take you run upon the ticket.
OK.
All right.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
I'm taking Shawnee's documents away.
I'm fine.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna take you out of right now.
Okay, I know what you want to do.
Okay, okay, alright, Shawnee.
Okay, okay.
Alright, I'm off.
I'm on the stand by, I'm on the stand by.
Yeah, yeah.
Alright, I'm Shawnee.
Okay, I'm off.
I guess.
Alright.
Aiden, you don't, you don't have to buy me tickets,
bro, I don't need this quick.
Hey, hey!
Listen, it's fine.
Um, listen to this, what you're gonna do.
I'm just listening to it.
So, that's it, guys.
That that's shot. He's ego. He's ego that guy at first three tickets
The court side 5k each is very cheap for Lakers. What do you think tonight?
He's the best in the first in the east.
Okay, so you and Lays will be from court. I got you guys in the wood.
I need Lays. I need you to text me your ticketmaster can go over Ron's email
So I can make sure you guys get the tickets to the parking pass
We're on your five minutes away singing and do this quick.
Shall I pull over? Lays, do you have my number?
No, no, I don't actually I'm up all over hold on
Just ladies underscore
La IYS underscore
La IYS
Oh my god, don't make me...
I didn't even ask you to...
Hey, I just sent you my number, please don't wake it.
Wait, now you need to...
Wait, now you need to...
He sent his number to the wrong person, I didn't get it.
Oh my god.
He sent to the wrong person.
I didn't get it.
It's like a Fortnite character, yeah, it's like she's got pink hair.
I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. You can delete it. You can delete it. I'll delete it, too
Wait, but what are you? Wait, why would you do that? Now I feel
Wait, can I bring in my streaming backpatch or no?
Okay, so we have to leave the backpack in the car
I'm still here. I'm not I'm not even going yet. Yeah, it's right here
Oh, but you're at dinner bro, I don't want to bother you
Wait, how do I apologize to Jordan? Should I just do it on stream?
No, but tell him actually sorry, bro. I don't want to make him look dumb
Hey Jordan, I just want to say real quick if you do see this that I'm a dumbass kid, bro
I made a stupid mistake and I'm very illiterate and I shouldn't have done that as extremely immature especially to make fun of people
Who do the it doesn't have much time to live. I actually know some cousins who had that problem
They ended up beating it. So that's why I make fun of it because
Okay
Okay, all right. Yeah, just did it
Um, let's see. Um, let's see real quick.
Okay, how far is the Ritz Hotel?
Close.
As fast as you do, as fast as you just listen to that guy.
Omnation, you're good. I love you, bro. Enjoy your time.
Have you been quarts out before you have, right?
Uh, one time, but we have to swap seats every four minutes.
And you don't have to do that this time. And listen, have fun.
I love you. You deserve it here. You know you're a good guy, bro.
Bro, and uh, you've been on drill out lately, so
Call me streamer on stream, I'm about tickets on me, bro
And enjoy the time, and I will have a blast the rest of your day
Oh, thank you so much, bro, and I appreciate it
You can anything, call me, but if you can tax and do batteries because I'm on the hall, just for the next like hour
Alright, tell your mom I said hi and I appreciate it, bro
Of course, bro, Armin, bro, have a good time
Thank you, bro
Oh my god, that's such a nice gesture
Oh, man, oh, fuck
Oh my god.
What do we do with the cake?
Do we eat it?
I don't know what's going on.
A lot of things just changed in a very short matter of time.
So did I just record you the whole time?
We're going to look retarded.
I'm wearing bot clues.
We look like bots.
I've been thinking about this the whole time.
I don't have a courtside.
I'm wearing a courtside and we look like this.
We look like curverts.
No! No! No! What a pfft!
No, I'm sweating bro.
Yeah, no, I'm sweating too!
I'm cranking the AC from God.
Oh my God.
It's like...
Let me call this one guy.
Oh.
In the call.
I don't want shows in the dark room.
They're saying bye jerseys.
That's honestly fairs.
Hey, I'm streaming right now just so you know, so you are on speaker.
Just let me know if you want me to mute.
Uh, can you use a one second?
Okay.
you
I
Done you know this dude who got us the tickets verbatim
just said you are sitting next to the players we're the people that are
sitting next to all the Lakers players quote-unquote it's basically you guys
are on the bench
bro
bro this is not it's not good we're not dressed we're just like Gerberts we're
we're gonna get degloved we will get degloved
Wait, can you take it off the backpack?
Here's some of them.
Oh, I'm gonna have to leave the backpack.
Oh my God, what if it starts acting?
Whoa, whoa.
Well, then we're just ending and we're gonna have fun at the game.
You're one of those fucking Lakers in court.
You got it?
Yeah, I do.
Thank God I never killed myself.
I'm glad.
I was showing myself in the face.
I think I have it.
Let me go and check.
I'll kiss every wall on this road.
I haven't.
Oh my God, I'm nervous.
Dude, this was supposed to be...
Wait, so what do we do with the cake?
Do we give it to LeBron?
I don't know.
We're about to meet up.
Bro, I genuinely...
Yo big shout out to fucking Aiden bro. I'm dead ass like I've been saying this bro.
Aiden is the sweetest nicest dude bro. This is so fucking random. I literally was just
asking where the player entrance was bro. Like I have a fucking cake and shit he's
bought me court side tickets. We hear dogs balloon for the bro. Oh my god we look like
actual problems now I'm telling you it's gotta be good I would love to just be able
to pop a shit change we should have brought this we should have knew that
Lebron was gonna see us we should have dressed better anyway that is also true
it's also true Chad are you guys gonna be okay with wait does anyone even
want to watch that though hold on Boba's calling me yes Boba yeah I'm live
right now. What's up. I got pulled to kiss a wall and lay his bottom. Yes, he said happy
early birthday. I'm looking at the crypto arena right in front of me.
And then
I don't know we're gonna have to just go around LA I guess
Yeah
Apparently I have I have and I have I
The tickets are right next to the fucking team
I'm talking like right next to them and also apparently we're going with exclusive club entrance
They said they said we could go like to like where they get food and shit like dude, what the fuck's going on?
No, we're not actually we're gonna test we're about to test if we have aura. Let me call you back in one sec
Wait a minute, um, Casio in the chat fucked you, he said dude, his girlfriend sucks, he fucked you.
I don't know if I'm hurt, he's probably a son.
Should I disconnect from the bag now or wait till I get out?
Okay, so should I just, uh, probably disconnect or whatever.
Oh, wait, should I?
I'll wait till we do this.
But you can say the word he said.
The name and shit?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, should I mute now?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, I'm mute.
you
Music
I'm really not all right that well we are at the crypto arena now we have everything set I gave the key word
I'm this is this is funny nuts. I did not really expect to get court side
I literally was just gonna camp outside the arena for the game
But yeah shout out to Aiden Ross. You brought the tripod. Oh, no
We might have to throw that away
Um, oh my god, you're gonna have to try to not like this shit.
Oh, man.
Fuck.
Unless we hide it in a bush.
I think we should.
Okay, I'm gonna do it.
Or we just, they could probably keep it at the front desk for us.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
What's up, you son of a-
Can you do me a big favor?
Yes, sir.
I'm gonna meet up with Ron, thanks.
Sure.
Can you hold my tripod somewhere?
Yes, sir.
Where do you want me to hold it?
How long will you be here tonight working 11 p.m. What's the game? I don't know
What's up with time to game?
No, he's not gonna be my keep it at the desk. We tell him that they have our car
I look at the problem I'm born in Cortes Island. Okay. All right. Thank you, sir
I'll read it, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Okay, so back to what I was saying.
Oh, hey, that's me stable.
That's what I was saying.
I didn't expect to get to court side,
but thank you to Aiden Ross and his man Sean
for less than his tickets.
Because of him, we're going court side.
So, W Aiden, we look like fucking losers.
We actually, we're about to go in there
and we're about to look like crypto kids.
Okay, is there like a mall around here or somewhere we can go to get stuff you need jerseys, bro
I'm in the arena for jerseys thank you one more time
Thank you so much
I'll let you know what it is
Okay, let me ask this dude for the number, or for the what's a Wi-Fi we should connect
to and the password.
Yo, why does A didn't know everybody?
You know what?
That's very interesting.
Wait, I gotta make sure I get the tickets.
I didn't realize.
Oh, I got them.
He's offering you two tickets, except tickets.
Do I have ticketmaster on this phone?
No, this is crazy.
This is fucking crazy. This is fucked. This is not cool. This is bullshit.
Bro, we were literally about to just go camp the player entrance with a fucking cape.
Should we still camp the player entrance or should we act peanut? Now we gotta act cool.
A whole thing changed because we might actually be able to save the pond.
Dude we're sitting next to him. I really don't know
What do we what do we look around there's like stores
Please scroll I gotta accept these tickets
What? Oh no.
This? No.
So we're allowed to record ourselves.
Oh I don't know.
We did the World Series and we didn't get in trouble.
So surely this is a random pistons game.
No one cares about this game?
Life of the Seasons?
I mean, it is a regular season game, but it's like, I don't know.
Court side rules might be different.
Court side is not.
Okay, I'm just trying to get it to my A.M.
Everyone, just wait.
I'm trying to get the tickets right now.
I'm trying to make sure.
In the meantime, everyone gift one stop.
Okay, someone tell me what's the closest place
This place that's the crypto arena we can get some my clothes, but we look like
Yeah, I'm just trying to do this. It's taking forever
Need help with your tickets
Add to Apple wallet
Add one ticket. Add to Avalon. Add one ticket.
Sun!
Hold on.
Quartzside Row 1.
It's in my Avalon.
So the tickets are in.
So we officially have the tickets.
View the Seat Map.
I think we're sitting right next to the car.
This isn't in the scene bro.
Oh my god.
There we are.
Okay, we need close.
We have like two hours.
What do we do?
I don't know.
We're both, we're both, we're both like some freemongers, like dick riders.
Bro, Aiden, you are actually a legend, bro. I don't care how many times I say it, how much
dick riding. Bro, you are a fucking legend. Yo, you did not have to do that. That's like
something like actual, like, that's crazy, man. That's so much love. Like, I literally
was calling him just to try to get someone to just help me look in the front. I'm like
troll calling all my contacts saying, yo, can you call it wrong for me? Can you
call it wrong for me? Like, I'm gonna hit you. This is crazy. This is crazy.
crazy. We have some time though. Damn, this is giving me like flashbacks to 2023, where
I did a YouTube video where I had 8000 views in 14 days. So I deleted it of me doing interviews
at the crypto arena. Oh my God, bro. This is, this is fun.
Hey, how you doing?
What's up, guys?
I'm not even going right here.
I'm about to meet LeBron James.
I'm about to meet LeBron James.
Yeah, of course. Let's do it.
Let's go. I'm about to meet LeBron James.
Yeah, I got you, bro.
Wow.
Yeah, I drove the 4, yes.
I'm 41. LeBron!
Haha, yeah.
Thank you, you're welcome.
Hey, be safe, man.
All right.
Come on.
Oh, my God, bro.
Oh, my God.
Come on.
All right.
I got to calm this.
All right.
Oh, course hot.
This is birdie.
A court side, court side.
Is this a big game?
No, not really.
It'll be an entertaining game.
Because the pistons are good right now.
Where are we walking?
Where's the crypto arena?
Just following you.
Wait, is this the car going?
Let's do that.
Someone's going right, but it's Ian.
Oh look, influencers!
Ian McGrath's right here.
He could say something about you.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, look.
They'll pull that port side some extra rock.
Oh my god.
Oh shit.
Hey, Dash, how are you?
Who knows this building?
Oh, it's the building from GTN? Oh wait, it's got all the graffiti.
What's up, man?
How are you?
I'm good.
Alright.
41 from the run!
That's a nice one.
Yeah, of course, let's do it.
This one's at least strong.
Let's go.
41 from the front, man.
Let's see.
This is tight.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Ugh.
Come on.
Yeah, let's go.
What up, man?
Come on, come on.
Oh my god, this is crazy
Two years ago, I sat right here and nobody asked for photos!
I'm the bronze brother, yeah.
Forty-one for the Rob, forty-one. Forty-one there.
What's up there? How you doing?
Forty-one, forty-one.
Yeah.
Is it fourteen or forty-one?
Forty-one.
Forty-one.
That's forty-one.
Forty-one.
Forty-one.
Forty-one.
Forty-one.
Forty-one.
I bet you're gonna get it.
I bet you're gonna get it.
That's good.
That's good.
I got you, man.
You got something?
Just over there, yeah.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
All right.
We're going to Brian.
Let's do it.
That's right.
Oh, of course.
Of course, of course.
What?
I guess so.
Hey, how are you?
I'm a broadcast guy.
Where's the crypto arena?
This way?
I want to make sure I'm not on the property in case they kick me out.
I bet.
Yeah, you bet.
Oh, my God.
Where are you all going?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
oh my god
why not
why not
how y'all doing
it's crazy
two years ago they wanted to talk to the fuck off
they would have been like who the fuck is that guy
oh god
it's crazy it's good vibes
oh my god
it's great vibes
I see you
I see you
It is crazy. We really gotta leave the bra on James.
Holy shit.
Okay, so we gotta really keep this cool.
We gotta game plan.
We don't act like a fan, right?
Like, we're gonna sit next to him and be like,
Yo, LeBron!
Happy birthday, bro.
And then we'll be like,
That's all.
Okay, the cricket arena is right here.
Damn, it's really nice to be a match.
We're not
Yeah, we close
I'll be a spot you just ask someone
Bro tell Lacey bro. All right, they come right now bro buy your ticket
How the fuck do you teleport this way?
What do you think?
Bro, Chad, obviously I didn't know I was going to the fucking game.
Like, chill out, bro.
Smile.
Drop a fucking W.
Literally, right here, right here, is where two years ago I recorded that bum ass
video that got 8,000 views in three weeks.
Right here is the exact spot.
Tree Park, that's the big tree park.
41 for the bride, yes.
Yes, yes, nice to meet you guys.
I'm not a phase-it, you know.
Alright, so he's right here, bro.
This is the iconic spot.
They're gonna start selling hot dogs here soon.
This is where that one drummer guy is,
Duncan's vlog will almost smack the shit out of me on my camera.
Oh, I see no exaggerations.
Man, you see over here.
What are you talking about?
We gotta get close before we go in.
The game doesn't start until when?
7?
730?
Instead?
Dude, you're a long time.
Yeah, we do.
Oh my god.
What's this?
I don't know.
They called someone on credit.
Hold on.
Hey Ludwig, guess who's going court side next to LeBron James?
Yeah, I heard he had a lot of fucking tickets, so I'm gonna go kiss the woman.
Yeah, fuck you. How about that, bro?
And I'm gonna tell Luke how to block you. I'm gonna tell Luke how to block you.
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Fuck you. And you're ugly. You're chopped. You look like Ellen DeGeneres if she did fucking heroin.
Fuck you. Look at you. Ellen DeGeneres is mad at bad men, number one.
And she's party limonati. You're party limonati? You're a weirdo.
I felt you.
How you doing?
Well, let's do it.
Let's do it.
Yeah.
41 foot run.
You wanted to get in there?
Hell yeah.
I see you.
Of course.
Of course.
I've seen you, brother.
I've seen you.
Oh, thank you.
All right.
Where do we go for clothes?
Um...
What's around here?
I don't know.
That place over there says Team LA through there.
I don't know.
They can't go there.
No, let me see it.
Oh, yeah.
What is that?
Tell me.
Tell me.
One, one, four, six, million.
You know this guy?
That's you.
That's you?
That's you, no.
Damn right, yeah.
Oh, you got your name, boss.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
What's your lore?
Put Danny Hill in my name.
What's your lore in life?
Like, what is it like?
What's your like, uh...
Origin.
Origin story of you.
I don't understand.
I don't like...
I don't like...
I don't like...
I don't like...
I don't like...
I don't like...
Oh, you don't want it to work?
No, why not? Why are you happy with that?
Oh, I was just gonna ask, what's your aura? Where did you spawn in from?
Do you like coming up?
Yeah, like I'm saying, because of the video.
Also, I like that. I like your jacket.
Aruto?
That's actually nice.
Wait, is that the phase one?
I'm not shipping in the back.
Oh, no, it's hot.
All right, well nice meeting you.
Happy to see you.
God bless you.
I swear I was the phase most fun.
I'm out of part three.
This is crazy.
This is gonna be packed like an hour.
Hey, let's take a photo.
Let's take a photo of it.
Who is that?
Oh, Colby.
Oh, that's so far.
Wait, is this Mill?
Do they just add this now?
Wait, so this building right here.
That building like the fetish it like is that this is the building how did someone do that
No, I swear when I was scared it wasn't here. Maybe I'm done
We have outlawed I don't know if we want to put a timer on my screen, but we have not like two hour
So we got to start we could go to the entrance though
But where is it?
Well, we need to, no, fuck that, fuck that, fuck that.
We need to get clothing. I need to buy that.
Excuse me, sir, do you know where I could get some clothing?
It's like 2023 all over again.
But they did in my interviews. I had to get lucky.
I had to escape.
Excuse me, sir, do you know where I could go get clothing?
Like jerseys and all that?
Yeah, some places just out on the street.
Oh, that's the fake ones.
Oh, the fake ones?
Do you have tickets to the game?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, tickets.
So once it opens, you can go inside and then you have like long, long lines.
Is there anything around here or not?
Well, TMLA is not even open yet.
So you're driving the arena, you gotta enter through the arena.
Thank you, sir.
What's that jersey you're wearing?
You want it?
You want it still or not?
How many jerseys do you have?
This is my jersey.
41 for LeBron. Let's go. Nice meeting you.
James, you wearing LeBron, James? Hold on, hold on. How much?
You might come out high. Come on.
Is it, like, special to you?
I'm looking for a fucking rock and buy some clothes or something wait wait you know the
Where is it?
Over here.
Wish you?
Let's keep it safe tonight fellas.
It's LeBlanc's 41st birthday!
Yes!
LeBron!
Yes sir!
That's a Jason DeWine fan.
How you doing?
Come on man.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
Come on, man
Wait, how much battery we have on the phone?
64 I
Brought the portable
Oh my god, oh my god
My god, see this is the moment you're waiting. This is the moment. He's I'm telling you this is all your training is
I'm dead ass yours. This is all the training needs of you. Don't worry
There's gonna be a fuck up what who's gotta be? Oh, he's been going way too good
Griff you're not on speaker. Don't worry guess who just bought me court-side tickets to see the Bob
Aiden just bought me court-side tickets
Yes.
Oh my God!
Is he here?
Wait!
Oh my God!
It's a firebush!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
LeBron! LeBron!
Let me move!
No God!
Anyone!
No!
Is that thing?
No.
Oh my god.
Wait.
No.
Don't worry. I'm not going to.
No.
No.
That's 100% no.
That's 100% no.
Hey, Brad.
How are you going to?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, come on, come on.
Come on, come on.
They're saying it's the pistons.
It's the pistons?
Come on, you're fucked.
I see you, bro.
I'm pretty sure they're at.
Wait, is it the pistons?
I think they're seeing it.
Wait, so this is the player.
It's right here, huh?
Yeah.
That's Caden them?
I might be dead in there.
Of course.
Nice meeting you.
Of course.
We allowed to sneak in.
Yeah, of course.
I got doors and shit.
Who's the best person there?
I don't know. To be honest, maybe like five.
I don't know.
I don't know if they killed but I just don't know who's on the fist list
That's the meme Kate in them?
That's that's the meme
Oh my god
Kino Hills?
I don't know where he played
No but that's like the meme meme no?
I didn't know either
No either I'm not really cultured all I really know is Fortnite
No
Dude
Dude oh my god
Oh my god made that
It's me. I'm a big fan, big fan.
Go ahead, big fan, big fan, big fan.
One photo, one photo.
Just one photo.
I don't know who it is.
But it's gotta be someone, right?
Oh, hey, hey, it's a big...
No, please. It's gotta be someone. It's another Maybach.
Oh my god, it's happening.
Oh my god.
I don't think we get close. We sit here.
What time is the, uh, Lakers arriving, sirs?
Do you guys know what time the Lakers are arriving?
Oh, NDAs.
I like that.
Okay.
That's how I work some magic here.
That's how it works in the happy care field.
You haven't happened to go home.
When the lakeers are arriving, have you?
No.
What about the bottom?
The bottom?
The bottom, I should be out soon, no?
Can you come in and let me hear you?
What kind of car do you have?
What's the entrance, though, what?
What if I walk?
He goes inside?
Yeah. He usually comes in through here?
Yeah, he comes in through here.
I'm talking about, like, you know when they drive in.
Right here?
You're lying to me?
Yeah.
He's lying.
Right.
There are a lot of security people.
Don't say I'm by clothes.
No, no, no, they're trying to distract me.
I know I'm gonna miss it.
Why would I have to buy clothes? I'm wearing Balenciaga pants. It's a premium shirt when we get in there. I'm a buy a jersey
Okay, that's all we need right all we need to do is put on a jersey. We look official
Yeah, we put it on backwards if you get a hat
Like it's a soup saw me
I got a cup of drink. We have financials
No, no, no, we're really lucky right now. I feel like
Listen chap. It's gonna be boring for a little bit till we get in the game. Wait a minute. Oh
that's right that's right brah
that I am three my fast one of my GT3 RS oh yes today yeah you gave me oh they
fuck my car I'm gonna have a lot
help
Did it, bro?
No one's hitting no, right?
Is there that big of a difference?
Yeah.
Really?
For sure?
I've got Quartzside, I swear to God.
My first time ever doing Quartzside.
Just send an NBA Twitter.
NBA just posting me on Twitter?
Or NBA?
Hold on.
I'm gonna get a heart attack, sir. Give me one second. I'm sorry.
NBA?
NBA.
Oh
No
No!
No!
No!
No!
The bar already got here!
Stop there, bro.
You can get in here?
I'm excited.
I look really...
kind of fruity, huh?
A little bit.
I feel good too, bro.
Alright, no, oh my god.
What happened?
Bro, I just missed LeBron James.
You asked me for a photo?
Oh, bro, please.
Of course you're still here.
Just look at Bill, bro.
Who's taking it?
You.
Yeah
Let's go
of course of course yeah of course of course
how what are you never meet your heroes
nice meeting you guys
No, bro, no, no, no, no, no, I bought a cake and everything, I'm a fucking loser.
I'm a loser, bro, I'm not a loser, I bought a cake.
Oh my God.
I don't know. I feel like he probably wanted to warm up nice and early because he knows
you're going to be sitting behind him watching.
Are you sure?
Well, probably. Plus, he probably threw a YVL through the bus. That had to be him. If
he just got there, right when the bus showed up.
I can't believe it. I just can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't believe
it.
Oh, okay. But you know any good news? Stay positive. We are in the vicinity of
He's in there. Oh my god, it's such a cool feeling
All right, well chat we have two options here
We either sit here
At the player entrance and wait for any other players. Maybe we'll get lucky or
Or or we we go shopping, but there's nothing around here
They don't open for another hour and hour hour. I think right
someone tell me when the crypto arena open what is the open like no when can
I go inside the team L.A. and all that
seven on the dot that's when the game starts like 730 I mean 30 minutes I
should be able to go how did you go from 7 to 530 7 or the game starts I
and then the doors open.
So I can go to TMLF, hot dirty.
Yeah.
Put that on the ticket.
Yeah, of course I can.
Look at this.
Look, Aiden Ross got me these.
Look at that.
Aiden Ross, this is crazy.
I know, right?
That's fine.
I have to kiss it come all the way.
It's very good.
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
I didn't even ask. I didn't even say, Aiden, don't buy me tickets. I don't want tickets.
That was a blessing. And I was going to buy nosebleeds. This is crazy, man. This is crazy.
I feel blessed, man. Again, I keep saying it, but shout out to Aiden, bro.
Dead ass, like I keep getting rid of him, but dude, this is the truth.
This dude has been nothing but nice to me for fucking five years that I've known him six years.
This is crazy.
This is crazy, man.
He's really just bought us $10,000 worth of tickets.
It's very nice of him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let me try to call the show on dude.
Apparently, they told me that I can go in maybe early, because we have a thing.
We have one final it's gonna f-chat. Let me have my life
Hey, I'm still on stream right now. I can mute if you need me to um, so what time can we go in?
Okay 530 and then and then also do you end up finding the Wi-Fi?
Okay, okay, okay
Okay, okay, well, we're not in yes, I don't know but thank you
Oh, I got you.
What a nice individual.
Oh my God.
Wait, they're staying?
Okay, is this stretch?
Is this a big stretch?
Is this a big stretch?
They're saying that they might have closed for us.
I saw, I read that right when someone said it.
Made closed for us.
This is so fucking crazy.
Chad, it's getting boring for a little bit
till we get it, simple as that.
All we can do right now is smile and give subs
and communicate in the chat.
Maybe spread some positivity.
about 27 minutes oh my god I love that it matters but I got a whole time you're
wearing crocs the court side yo Ty Lill what the fuck are you wearing yo Ty
What the fuck is that?
Yo, Ty Lill, bro, I got good news.
Aiden Ross just bought me two quart-side tickets next to the Lakers.
You such a whorehead!
Ty Lill, I'm going to meet LeBron!
You such a whorehead!
No! Why?
I'm sitting next to him.
I'm dead serious. I swear to God.
all I did was ask anyone that could get me and contact with LeBron
No, no, I'm going court side in like 30 minutes
Yeah, I'll be like I'll be like this LeBron, and then I'll show him you and then I'll see if he like recognizes you
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. Alright.
I'm not calling them.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
It's gonna be a minute, bro.
I mean, I kind of want to sit, I want to wait.
How much battery is the 4-1?
100.
Dude, you're doing good right now, you can't fuck this up bro, you train for this moment.
You get ass-rayed for this moment, you get ass-rayed, I'm about to meet LeBron James tonight.
I'm about to meet LeBron James tonight, y'all.
I'm about to meet LeBron tonight, I'm gonna sit next to him.
Why is everyone so like, not happy today?
I don't know, loser people.
I just don't get it.
I don't get it.
Maybe we need to be more in the middle.
Luca!
What is Luca?
Luke!
Hell, you.
You know what's crazy?
The people out there that really do this seem to sit here.
Am I a loser?
No, I'm not a loser.
I gotta stop saying this shit. You know why?
Because many content creators will put on the show like, I'm too cool for this shit.
I'm not gonna lie, bro. I've seen the content so much we got.
No, I swear, like, bro, I'm a kid still, right? I'm only 24.
Just kidding about that, boy.
But like, damn, I'm getting close.
But like, that ass, though, like, I should have changed who I am.
Like, this is crazy.
Like, I wanted to see, I wanted to see the players, bro.
You ever like, go to a concert and you're like, whoa, you find it?
see them. That's crazy right? Dude imagine a- oh my god! Yo, when the game ends we run
out here. I want to see them leave. I swear I'll run out of time. Chad, I'm not even
trying to be stupid but like, are you guys gonna be bored if the camera's on me for
three hours? The camera's about to be on me for a whole Lakers game. Like I don't
know if you even want to watch that. I hope the Wi-Fi is good in there. I mean
Fuck it, I mean, I'm just letting you guys know right now that it's not gonna be content the whole time
It's literally just gonna be me watching the Lakers game
So, yeah
Second monitor, okay, don't call me that, I'm not your second monitor, okay?
Any second now
Does this get called?
Wait, I have a question about Quartzside.
Wait, do you even know this?
I have a question.
Okay.
Or the chat.
If we have Quartzside tickets, does that mean we can watch them warm up?
Oh, I don't know.
Let's see what they say.
Wait, can we watch them warm up?
Is that a thing?
Like you get in early?
They say yes.
a lot of people are saying yes
I gotta call the rift I got a confirmation of these things I got a
confirmation but I gotta call my dad
I gotta get I got okay hey hey grip I got a couple questions you're not a
speaker don't worry so two things maybe three maybe four maybe five okay so are
Are we allowed to go in early, since we have courtside and watch them warm up?
Okay, just try it. Okay. Number two.
Can I get filed for like any type of lawsuit if I record the game a little bit?
Okay, it's easy to say sorry. Okay.
I'm not going to sue you. Okay.
But can I keep the camera on me?
This is what I... this is what I...
Go into this desktop. Okay, got you.
Oh, okay. That's my wording. Everyone in the chat, that's not great.
Oh my God! Oh, I thought that was Luca.
Um, okay. Um, alright. Um, I'll keep you updated, okay?
Oh, goodbye.
Why is the car stopping? Is Luca here?
Oh, of course.
Yeah, of course. Yeah, of course, he's still here.
All right, hold on.
Can I get one, too?
You got a part.
Hold on a minute.
Hold on.
How can we have face?
Yeah.
All right, thank you very much.
Of course.
See you around.
Peace.
You're doing well.
Of course.
Yeah, of course.
You're a huge boy, bro.
You're a huge man?
Yep.
What's my cat saying?
That's all right.
I'm real, ask me other questions.
Can you throw my cassette?
Oh, I can throw it.
What championship did I win?
FDS.
My love.
I see yours. My love.
No, okay, don't shit.
No chat.
No chat.
Make sure to not miss.
Guys, let me get confirmation right now.
To not miss LeBron James.
I need everyone in here.
We're going to try this real quick.
Everyone here, make sure you're subbed right now.
And if you don't have a sub, ask someone for a sub.
Maybe we can get some gift is right now just in case you don't want to miss LeBron
James.
to lock in LeBron James meeting me for extra good luck,
follow the channel.
Every follow, that's 1% luckier for me to meet LeBron.
Make sure.
Yes, yes, yes, look, Twitch, okay.
Okay, you know what, anyone who subs right now,
I will personally tell LeBron that you sub.
Jota, they're gonna be Twitch Climb.
IO with the Twitch Climb.
Drippy with the Twitch Climb.
You are now gonna meet LeBron.
Goat with the Twitch Climb.
Thank you so much.
You are now going to meet LeBron.
Lum with the Twitch Climb.
Dizzy with the Twitch Climb.
Rando with the first time much appreciate one gift it's up. Thank you for every gifted sub. I will make sure LeBron sees you
That many times. I'll say your name that many times if you give 50 stuff. I'll say hey, he said this hey
He said this hey guys, don't worry. Oh, well, thank you for 30 for months mood
Thank you for the runs. Thank you for this up ice cold. Thank you. This is up. Thank you
Thank you so much five gifted from red. Let me write this down. Okay, bet I wrote it down
Thank you. Thank you five more gifted from rock ray. Thank you
Thank you so much, five more gift from, okay, thank you, thank you.
Okay, this is a limited time offer right now.
If you gift a hundred tubs, I will personally have the bronze game sign my shirt and give
it to you.
If you gift a thousand, I will make sure to FaceTime you when I see the bronze and
hand the phone over to him and tell him that it's my mother.
Let's make it quick though.
The limited time offer right now.
Nobody's gifted.
A lot of people are starting to get here though.
I know.
It's gonna get hectic.
We gotta start saying no to photos.
It's gonna be too much of a crowd on Moskva.
Yeah, we definitely gotta start saying no.
Yo, cap, thing number five, bro.
Unfortunately, I'm not gonna tell LeBron about you.
I don't even know what to talk about here.
Alright, you know what? I'm done, bro.
over I'm not I'm not telling you about nothing all y'all scam
any second now brother you're gonna hear like a fucking crazy car goes
And you're sure they come in here?
So they come right here?
Does that go in that corner?
Are you sure?
You promise?
Luca's still coming?
They're telling me to go to that corner.
I'm migrating.
Go on.
They're telling me to go to that corner, I'm migrating, hold on.
This is perfect. Oh my God, I'm practicing. Hey, you guys know Luca?
Look, look, this is perfect. Everyone's on that side. They're going to look at the mess over here. How y'all doing?
I'm so hot. Oh my God.
I'm hot.
We're getting the kidder shitters.
Maybe some.
Oh my God. Oh my God.
Oh my God, some shuttle.
Hey!
What's going on there?
Good thing how you doing.
I see you as well.
I gotta get in here.
Lacey.
She knows my government.
you are cool give me some coach can I get it on us oh you can have her cuz
she's very expensive
Expensive Kobe
Right, if I get one case subs, can you caress his face and say my name okay?
Bitch up Kobe what did he say remember what's his name?
Oh my god.
Chris just said, like Christopher London said, Ron warms up early.
So definitely early in the arena.
If you get asked to try to get his attention, you have court side, you should go in as soon
as the door opens.
It's 6pm.
I think it's to watch warm-ups.
Look for this guy.
Don't show on stream.
It's bronze photographer, let me call Crystal Craig.
Hey.
Hey.
Hi.
You're not on speaker, don't worry, okay?
Listen, I got sports night tickets, we're not giving a cake.
Is there any way you can ask that dude?
Just say hello to me.
So I'm gonna go to court side. I'm gonna watch the warm-up and I'm just gonna observe the go
I'm gonna watch him like do what he does best like yeah, I'm just gonna be in there
You know what I'm saying? So if you just you want to just let him know you know saying
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the wrong time.
Oh my God.
I know that's why I think I should just stay on the court side.
I shouldn't bother him.
I want to make it obvious that I'm recording.
I don't want to do some sneaky shit, you know what I'm saying?
So I think it's more or less, I'm like, happy birthday.
And that's it type of thing, you know?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, Brani's playing tonight.
I'll see Brani tonight.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right, man. Thank you, Chris.
Yeah.
Hey!
Hey!
Luca! Luca! Luca!
I swear to God, that was Luca.
I swear to God, that was Luca!
I put on God!
I saw his square head!
I
Have to call you back Chris I
Swear I got anything else you guys my kid. I'm not kidding. I think that was a little I swear to God
I'm not kidding. I think that was him
They can tell you from each of our what am I doing? Oh my god, I got a reset look good
Example
We've got a T-Pew.
You guys hear what's happening?
The warm-up starts.
We're gonna go.
Make it obvious we're recording when we're on the court.
Don't try to be on some sneaky shit, bro.
Don't be trying to...
Like if I tell you to stop, just be like...
Oh, no, trust me!
You guys ready to like imagine a LeBronk?
I'm like, yo, ladies, put the camera down.
What was that?
No, you need to end the stream.
Yeah, this is awesome. I'll only launch the car to launch it
He's coming yes. Yes, Aiden
I'm literally sitting at the present right now
I got them and I want to say thank you so much, bro
No, seriously, this is like this is amazing early birthday gifts, man. This is amazing
No
You said what in yeah, I might need the Wi-Fi that's it
Hi, thank you so much
No other cars
No, you're on the phone jay reddit go fast. Are you serious?
Wait, you know everyone's caught
He doesn't know who I am. Does anyone know?
Luca, Luca!
I told you! It was Luca! He just told me!
I'm so sorry. I earned the spinner.
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
It's all good.
I don't know. My viewers love you.
I was just asking if any of them knew who I was.
Let's see. You ready?
Guess who it is?
Lady London has...
You want to go on?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's up, man? How you doing?
Can I get a picture of you two?
Of course.
they're all spending no no no idea she's amazing now let's just say that this
guy was my best friend oh my god mr. Cubs you know what it is Coby my god
It's so sad.
Wow, Lady Mamba.
Bam! Somebody called it out!
Somebody called it out!
Ron, that's what you get it for.
Oh, that's so amazing.
That's what you get it for?
Yep, that's what you get it for.
He's a dope dude, yeah.
Listen, you know everyone's like calling for this.
But they all know me as well.
So it's a family work.
I knew it! I told you! I saw his head and it was like this.
I swear to God I knew it.
I told you.
I'm telling you, I saw Luca's face.
See what I did? See what I did?
I swear!
Look at this. In and out.
Oh my God!
You gotta help me then. You gotta help me.
You gotta help me.
You gotta help me now.
You know what I'm saying?
If you get in right when the doors open and you get down there because you see like the car parked in the street, you've got to come in the person's in there.
The best thing to do is like get in there early to get in there.
What's the best way to get to the court side right here?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you want to get in the line, like first door, celebrate when the gates open, just go straight down there because they get parked just like there.
You know what we're saying now? But go practice some shit and you can see.
Do you think it'll be mad if I report?
Not screaming, I'm not going to scream.
I want to buy it. I want to buy clothes.
That's a plan.
Okay, thank you so much.
Oh, of course, brother.
Nice.
Of course, brother. Who else is coming today?
I'm waiting here.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nice to meet you.
Thank you, brother. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, bro
Any mom in the house
Of course yes, yes, yes, bro
I got good news and bad news, I saw you at the lucha derby, and he was the one when I screamed at you when I went in.
Okay, yeah, yeah.
I saw it, I saw it, I told you, I saw it.
It was crazy.
Look at that plate over what?
Wait a minute, wait a minute, this is more Marvelous than...
That he's mean to...
You know what we need to do, right?
I don't.
This is a weird little experience.
Hold on.
Hold on, aim it at your chest for a second.
It's black screen though, you want me to show you what should be black screen right now?
I mean, I'm just pointing out my chest, but they really can't...
They really can't see anything right now, even if I just keep it black screen.
It's good, bro.
I'm going to stop here, come on, come on here, right here
Yeah, watch that
No
No, no, I won't
I got you
Good
Yeah, you're good, we're good, we're good
Start, you know
Hey, how you doing, Aaron, how you doing, how you doing?
Let's do it, let's do it, where's the phone, where's it?
That
Hey, do you want to throw it up?
I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry
I love you today, sir.
Yeah, I know myself.
Thank you, yeah, yeah, of course.
Hope you understand that.
Just try it or someone will know.
I don't know.
Oh, I know, I know. Just saying like,
that's like five minutes.
Can I take it in five?
I can take it in five.
I can take it in five.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
I can take it in five.
are you serious? are they going to get mad at me on port side?
probably
yeah yeah it's fine fuck it if i lose that i lose it
you gonna be good to hold it?
yeah
this is not as
one breath of train for it
of course
train for this
oh my god
oh my god
so it opens, what time does it open?
six?
Oh my god, oh my god, what does Igbo toast mean?
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, dude, where, oh my god, this is going to be crazy, it
is, oh my god, it is, oh my god, but we're going to be quartside, do I act energetic,
Do I act energetic?
Like, I feel like I should be myself, no?
Yes.
That's what I'm saying.
I feel like I shouldn't try to be too cool, like.
I'm going to keep him a little pee.
Oh, I got to hit him, though, like if they come over.
Like, if Luca come over, I got to hit him with, like,
yo, I got 100K viewers right now.
You have to say hi.
Have to.
I got to lie, right?
I have no idea.
Jack, right or wrong?
Jack, I got to lie, right?
What's up?
I'm good.
I'm going to go find him.
Yeah, of course, of course.
I know that come on what is it stop yeah what's up how you doing how you doing
How are you doing? Good?
Yeah.
Yeah, hell yeah.
Do you have a shirt on your hand?
Do you want a coat?
Yeah.
All right.
All right.
Of course.
I should get mine now.
I can give you a hand.
Oh, nice.
That's probably fine.
Thanks for being the man.
Me too.
Of course.
Let's get mine.
Let's get mine.
Oh my god.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Look at that.
You want some dumplings?
Can we get a sandwich on Anthony?
Of course.
Oh my god, there's a liquor stand.
Anthony, you're about the greatest god ever.
Hell yeah.
What did you do?
Well, here's where the idea is that
mothers in their region might want to go into that area.
You might want to go into that area.
So, if I go, of course, right?
But can I go in there?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah, stand up, right?
No.
Okay.
Is that where I go right out again?
Yeah.
My god, I went here last year, of course, thank you, this is why I came in with a look,
they don't run up on me like that, let's do it, hey, hey, hey, hey, thank you, of course,
this is why I came last year with a big face boy, he's dressed up as Bronte, here
we don't know we're gonna sit like I did go here last year though that's I did
okay like you got low like you don't hold it yeah thanks bro you got a word
of it like you could still hang on that you know just for a second you know
that chat we might lose internet don't freak out they will figure it out
Court side member entry.
What time is this?
Excuse me?
What time is this open to go to court?
It's on 5.30.
Oh, sorry.
What time is this?
I have logged.
This is my first time court side.
Oh my God.
First time court side, I'm a little nervous, y'all.
I'm just gonna act like it's not long.
court side first time first time court side
they belong first time it's court side just logging for my court side ticket
logging for the first time going to court side let's do it
They should be going here for course size, they said.
What about Lexus?
I don't know about that one.
I don't know, but I'm asking two of you.
Oh, that's course size?
Yeah.
Just doing this for my vlog.
Course size.
Just vlogging.
You can turn on the phone and he'll still be able to buy it off.
Let's work out the sales.
This is the early news.
You got another half hour sir.
We got you.
See if you'll walk with me.
Chat, it might have some information.
I thought I'd like to see.
Thank you.
Hey, where are we going?
Straight down.
Turn off?
Yeah.
Hi, Claw.
This is my first time ever courtside.
How do we get to courtside?
Do you guys know how to get to the port side? I don't want to bother you guys.
I'm sorry.
You're here?
Yeah.
I don't want to bother you guys. I'm sorry.
No, we don't want to bother you.
You guys look so professional.
I don't look that good in a suit.
No, it's okay.
I'm trying to be kind.
No, no, no. Okay, let me try to memorize this.
I went up that way last time.
Can you look at me?
Wait, they said that's not the way to go.
I'll quote. Quote?
Yes.
Okay.
How many have you got to quote that?
Five to two.
Okay.
Well, how well.
I'm just going to go down.
Just give me a second just because everyone is going to have their own quotes.
So we have to see if there is any way we can go down.
Okay.
I have it. I can show you that. Let's go in, right?
I'll be right back. Yeah. No, we might be there. We're not here. No, we're still good. They're saying Jersey. We need jerseys.
Oh my God. This is an honor. Oh my God. Oh my God. We're not buying anything till half time.
This is such a cool vlog experience. Yes, sir.
Oh my god, look at this, I'm crazy.
Is it good?
Brochat, I was right here, when Justin Bieber, he was right here, I was over there and he
said, Justin!
I was like, can I get a phone type?
Not right now, man.
What do you got?
Very gondol response there.
This is where you go and what you supply them with.
Oh my God.
So you keep all the stuff.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
There we go.
That's going to be 60 now.
Oh, I have the ticket.
Oh, what's up, Zelda?
Oh, they told me I'm good.
I didn't know.
Oh, they told me it's ready.
Okay, so we're sure I go then.
Open yet?
Oh, it is the court open.
Word?
Yeah.
I'll get some.
Thank you so much.
Okay, we'll go get some clothes.
I don't want to miss it.
I was here for this where I met up. I was with the baseballs actually, damn.
I don't think I'm supposed to be here.
Yeah, I mean here.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh jeez.
Hot dogs. Oh my god.
This is chill chill.
We gotta act like we've been here before.
It's 5.40, we've got 20 minutes.
Very nice, nice heat, very good.
What is this?
Do I need chips?
Oh yeah, this is going to be awesome.
May I have that one?
Yeah, I'll have it right there.
Oh yes, of course.
How good is that?
Is that good?
Is it getting hard?
It's up to you.
Is this anyone's table?
I've never been here before.
They're saying get a plate. This ain't walking.
What?
You can't say he know us?
Oh my god.
You gotta pour me over.
Oh!
You got some cover for me.
You got some cover for me.
Oh my god.
We're not supposed to be here.
I never felt more out of place in my life.
I feel really out of place.
Nice to meet you.
Thank you.
We're doing our first vlog ever.
My first time courtside.
Really? Yeah.
Okay.
We're in the best place, dude.
Thank you so much.
I'm allowed to see you, right?
I've never been in this position before.
Where have you been?
That's a reserve?
It's your table.
Thank you so much, sir.
This is the way it works.
If grass is played off your table,
the everything you see right here you can have.
Anything?
Anything.
Anything right here.
Can you give me a new plate, please?
Let us know.
Thank you so much.
Motion?
Yeah, I don't like it.
Smell it. That's good. That's good.
Yeah, oh it's cold but open-market.
I can't try the car.
Oh, but responsibly.
Yeah, responsibly, responsibly.
But the only thing to charge for is if you want like a premium tequila, like classes or...
No, I'm like...
I didn't like the most of it.
Oh, and I missed the car.
Yeah.
I don't think it gets you anything to drink while you grab my phone.
Oh my god. Oh.
You know what?
Where's the broadening?
This is where the thing is.
Where'd you shop with us?
I'll come back. Thank you. Thank you so much. What was your name? JD. JD, nice to meet you, JD. Ron.
I literally feel like I'm really snuckering.
I can't even explain what's going on.
I was supposed to be sitting at my desktop naked in.
I was supposed to be playing Fortnite or something right now.
Yo.
This is great.
Interview people. Oh, see, I'm going to get kicked out.
Check.
Twenty minutes from going to the court side.
Twenty minutes.
Dude, I can't thank Aiden enough. I keep saying it. I'll say it all night.
Well, let's put it in the title. Thank you, Aiden, for taking it.
I don't care about it.
You and me.
I'm gonna plug the phone in.
I can get used to this lifestyle.
You're telling me.
You give this every week?
Yeah.
Start taking a bunch of videos and then we'll say it's like part of the course and it'll be here every week
I got a yeah
Yeah, I can't I got a yeah, it's crazy like eating brown so serious. This is so nuts
Like generally I got a text again
I gotta take a picture of something.
No, I'm sorry.
I heard a green wind down the court.
Oh, yeah, of course.
Hey, this is Richard.
How you doing?
I'm good.
I love there.
I love.
I'm a casual here.
I'm just going to get you crazy.
This is what I meant, like, this is what they were going to do.
Oh.
We're going to tap time.
I bet it.
We're going here.
If there's anyone famous there they come in here and they come out.
So how I met how I ran into the bomb awesome
No, we got no tree on
I'm wearing crocs
We look like we like our make-up is that we want to know unless it was too safe
I'm at the bottom of our Daniels
This thing came W80
We got to do one together when you come to Miami
This is why
You know, this is that you're genuinely a good person and not even just cuz you got me these tickets
I've said this and everyone can vouch.
People who are hating and doing shit,
I'm telling you, I've always stayed true.
You're a good ass dude.
You've always done me a good.
This is fucking amazing.
Generally, this is fucking amazing.
Generally, generally.
I'm so happy.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I don't really have much to say about the fit check.
I'm just like a gerber, you know what I'm talking about.
Corkside open now?
Okay, I'm just doing my first blind. I'm so excited. Thank you be honest. It's my hairline fucked up. You get to be honest
Yeah
So you know yeah
Yeah, but that my looks are then I kind of look stupid
Yeah, alright, thank you, sir.
See a lot of rich white kids here.
their dads something to our honor definitely some orange County kids
hey guys there are you guys there looking at me like I'm a poor peon it's
going on here
Come on around.
Is Lace taking a shit?
What's going on? Did he fall in the toilet?
Come over here, come on.
I thought you guys were like some like...
Some like Rick's Lagoonic games or something.
I bought the sticks with that.
Oh shit.
Were you tweaking it a lot?
Oh shit.
You see like, they don't wear jerseys for you.
Yeah, I know.
I like it.
I didn't really think I was gonna get here.
I made a cake for Lebron's dad and...
I didn't know he was doing it.
I swear to God, I didn't...
Aiden Ross bought me a parking lot ticket. Where are you sitting? Right? I don't want to say it on the camera
Yeah, right. It's live right next to me
Let's see what maybe you want me to see
This right here
What happened to phase you know just ideas I love y'all
Can I can I was that people to buy hairs to buy hairs to buy his hairs? Oh
My god, I love him
bias
Oh my god, give me a piece of Tobias nice
I don't know, I don't know, he's right there, he's following me.
Wait, thanks, Warmer.
I'm just kidding.
Can I stay here?
What are you doing here?
I'm looking to see if I can see the chain.
Can I show him?
Oh my God, I'm so scared.
Can I show him?
Oh my God, I think I see a chain.
Wait.
Perfect. That's great. Let's get this.
I gotta act so normally, get in, but I...
I cannot get out of the game, sorry.
I don't know who this is, but I need to see him get closer with Fryz.
He's gonna stand by that one.
I think I think he's got a twin
No, I'm pretty sure I'm like
So we get told not to oh, sorry about that just like that
Birthday boy 30 out there huh?
Luca out there?
Oh my god.
Can I get away?
My suit is quite nice to see.
It's quite good.
But I'm not going to make it this time.
He's hurting me out there.
Should I go around?
Should I go up here or how?
Or do you think I can go up stairs then?
You have to go up here.
Yeah, I'll just stay here until the court's open.
What's the outcome of this?
You can maybe let me go early.
I'll say I'm like naked when she's on the floor.
I will not.
Please.
Yeah, it's fine.
I'm annoyed.
He's on
Are you gonna have my scoreboard up when we start check this is gonna be a long stream
We're gonna watch the whole game.
So, if y'all are gonna get bored, I'm sorry,
but I believe what it is, it's not gonna be content.
It's just gonna be watching together like a big family.
And imagine you're in your friend group on Discord,
watching the game, that's what we're doing.
You know, we're just gonna be watching it.
What's yours, I'm off another.
Hey, how you doing?
Oh, I thought I smelled something
when I went like that.
I'm just trying to look like I know them you know trying to create a
finding bombs like a business venture with us we've got money
probably shouldn't record right next to the bathroom huh
I'm looking all the way in there.
Is Tyrese Albert going?
No, no.
Any celebrities in the building?
I'll watch out.
Did you see that?
Yes.
Good.
Thanks, Andy.
Oh, good.
Good?
Hey.
Good.
Good.
I need it.
I think it's out of the way.
Yeah, of course, that's right next to the lake or something.
Wait, what?
No way I got lied to!
Are you serious?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Wait, what?
Hey, what?
Hey, what happened?
Yeah.
No way.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Let's make our line, hold on.
Oh, yes sir.
I'm on an MBA court.
I'm on an MBA court in Kroc.
I don't know chef
I don't want to record that woman up because I don't know if I'm allowed to of course
I assume you guys will say I am but I'm not trying to you know I'm saying I
Know I know I know that you guys I know okay. I just don't want to
I'm keeping it pee bro. I think Ron already might be getting in trouble. So I don't want to
Just have another reason for it to get dragged
Even if it's even if it's a lot of
Want to be on there, you know, I'm fine. Let's uh
I don't know
These guys don't miss in warm-ups, bro. Oh my god, I can tell you guys who's looking good in warm-ups
I'm scared I was like I thought it was over
when they say that they're watching,
then they'll really be watching.
Oh.
Oh.
But hey, listen guys,
you know what I'm saying? I think I see,
you know, I think I see,
I don't know. Watch that, it's okay, you know what I'm saying?
We knew this was going to happen.
We knew this was going to happen.
We cannot show the game to you
if Piper honest goes that way.
None's like the last.
You know what I'm saying? But we can show the warm up.
You shoulda won't watch this.
Everyone smile, be happy, be careful.
This is crazy.
So can I walk around now?
Mauds, can you put in the title,
not allowed to show the game?
Let's go over there.
Fun facts, what are all crazy fun facts?
right here when I got recognized for the iconic photo with Lebron James and
Claudia on the game in right there
so cool
Oh, we can't go this far.
Okay, can I stay on that side?
We're going to get kicked out already, huh?
Let's just stay right next to it.
Okay, just keep it deep.
We're trying to wait for him, so we gotta stay close here.
I don't know what he wanted to stop.
Okay, we have good news though.
It is when playing the halftime, when it drops, right?
The late players are going to be here, but not the seed game, obviously.
Other than the players, they're going to be like,
No! No!
The seed game just said,
Stand near the core and pose like you're standing next to LeBron.
I'm going to like the thumbnail.
Not bad.
I gotta wait. They get to go on the floor. I wanna go on the floor.
Oh, this is so cool.
Hey, Chris, dude, you know what this makes me realize? I could have made it to the lead.
Let's be careful before it gets to me.
I've got a low key made it to the lead.
Kat, it's up to you guys. Do you want me to end or do you want to just watch with me the whole time?
What's up to you guys?
Because we're not going to be able to see you anymore.
Oh, that's so annoying.
You're like so straight.
Yeah, they're on us.
But how was your, for the finals game, it wasn't easy to get back?
I'm going to think that you were a group though.
Yeah, yeah, I don't care, you go on.
I'm not going to end if you're on a homie end.
I was just saying, when I did it last time...
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Let's do this on my way.
I mean, I guess.
It is possible so you can have a take there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I really wish I could have made the lead man.
This is something.
Like how many people fit in the crypto arena?
I don't know.
Don't you know how many people have people in the crypto arena?
This is something that you can't shut up.
Just tell me the real now.
I can't. It's that fucking stuff.
I have more people watching me than IndieCrooper either.
Is that like a real snap?
There's no way.
I'm not sure.
What if I just stream the end of the year to get the more closure then?
You know what I want?
We're getting a lot of looks more than you could ever imagine yeah it's pretty good in
here though. Yeah, when people start coming in.
I'm sorry if it gets boring. I'm just I can't walk around. It's so different. I
I was here last time with all the guys, we could walk around, we could like say hi to people.
I was screaming at Tyree's house right near the temple for like 40 minutes.
I went out and I'm 40 years old.
How many like rich Jewish people do you think are on the court side?
All of them.
Yeah, we're next to the distance, but this is fucking nice.
I hope they don't take me out.
I really don't think they have.
They know they don't take me out.
Oh, there's one there. You're gonna have to pull my truck.
Thank you, Aiden. I love you, bro.
Thank you so much, bro.
We've been stuffed seats at half time?
I don't know.
They don't, they don't stop seats.
They only stop...
Wait, Chet, they don't swap seats, do they?
I thought they just swap which way they're going.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm gonna say what if I...
It's okay, no?
The time runs?
Huh?
That's not a game, folks.
I know, we have a long time.
Yeah.
We could walk around, we don't have to be port side.
We're just gonna see if we can catch them all.
The problems are not warming up on this side.
Grr!
Yeah, up to you guys, should we go get some clothes or should we stand our seats?
We risk a lot leaving, not a lot.
It's not starting for a whole hour.
We're at the city over here, some of these wires.
Alright, let's go get some clothes.
Where do we go to get clothes?
Like jerseys?
Oh, just up here?
Alright, awesome.
Do you want to do that close here?
Up here?
Close the aisles?
Want to do that close to here? Up here?
Close to here?
Take it away. Up and right here.
Come on, baby.
Oh, we're going to San Francisco.
Yeah, we're top.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Don't stop your street.
Ask what you're doing under filming.
They're filming for a fraud.
You do not stop that scene.
And I might be asked, do you see it?
No, I'm not seeing it.
bad news so the woman already told me they're on command they watch it yeah but
they said I can record myself just not the game even a little bit
okay I'm not gonna get super right
Okay. Okay. Okay.
Alright.
Unless you can't tell us the way to a SES, no, we cannot.
We can't see what's going on.
No. Okay.
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We get to see what's up.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
How you doing?
Hey, I'm good.
I see you.
Enjoying these?
Oh, shit.
You're the first one.
No, I'm wrong.
You're the first one.
Oh, thank you, bro.
You're the first one.
You're the first one.
That's right.
You're the first one.
This guy, this guy.
Yeah, this guy.
Thank you.
Let's do it.
I got to rock your back with this guy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
You got to rock your back.
You don't have a nose.
They're right starting to get fucked up now.
Not fully, but it's going in and out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course, of course.
Hold on.
One second.
I got that shot.
I got the headline.
High look, high look.
I got to throw mine on in a second.
I go flat on him like I like
I like the flat I like flat or bent
Young boy, huh?
I don't yeah, I'm gonna try to put on the Wi-Fi one second
I'm being told that the internet should be good
Give me one second
I think we're good. Stop saying GG, buddy, all weird. That's good. Oh my god!
Put it in ready? Yeah, we're in a Lakers game! Haha! Should we go to court side? Or should I do what I used to do back in the day?
I just can't believe everything that's happening here. What do you think? You think I keep it on? I do.
Oh my god, this is crazy. This is the spot right here where I asked someone. I was like,
I thought it was a Chinese dude or something. That's crazy on my video. Right here. It is
crazy, man. Fun changes. This is nice. Is it good? I'm going to turn this young boy
But we don't let the young boy after what happened
All right, should we go back to the court? What do you think? Go back to the court or walk around?
Jersey backwards. You don't think I know? What? The king!
The bride is for you!
The king!
The king, bro!
The king!
My car's under your office!
I'm fucking clean clean!
Ah yeah, my car's under your office.
Hey, how you doing?
I know, I just told the Australian people that.
How you doing, man?
Pleasure.
It's crazy.
I'm going to get shot.
Of course, I'm doing it, man.
Nice meeting you, man.
Nice meeting you.
Yeah, of course.
I can't go on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
You tell, you tell, you tell.
Yeah.
Yo.
Oh.
Not really much to go.
We have our private shit.
We got all the time out.
These guys are all eating hot dogs.
Oh fuck, fuck up your hair, you're just gonna keep going.
We'll try to get off before the screens, the screens.
I don't know about you.
What's up to you?
Hey, how you doing?
We think we go to Quarmy and walk around, there's nothing to do.
What's up to you, bro?
I'm a sour.
So, talking about your hair line, I know.
Of course, I'm doing it.
Let's make a fortune.
What?
Oh my god.
So.
Let's do this.
Right.
Right.
Ha!
Whoa!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Good.
Wait.
Wait, are you gonna keep a low key?
You keep a low key, just stay in here and like wait, okay?
I hear ya.
I'm never dead.
I don't know, like just?
Yes?
I'm sure we're looking.
I think out yet.
I look like I fit in or do I look like a fuckin' mom?
That on and off probably.
Just do it that. How you had it?
No, like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You have to play that.
Oh, God, it's a big difference.
Ha ha ha! Yeah!
Oh my God, where about a player's day?
I'm gonna start that.
I'm gonna start that!
What do I do?
There's 60-70 minutes left.
60-70 minutes left.
bro his jersey's on back to front are you fucking stupid you don't know what
Spagas?
Don't play with it.
It was birthday today.
No problem.
Thank you.
It's good.
Nice to see you, brother.
Is he turbo?
Go, go, go, go, go.
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Are we dead?
Oh my gosh!
Oh my gosh!
Oh my gosh!
You done with it?
I guess.
I don't think it's my toolman.
I always say something to you.
The birds told me it was fun.
Uh, you're gonna come with me,
and then you're gonna go on my phone.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what?
You're gonna come with me?
We're gonna speak to you about this whole thing.
I can mute it. I can mute it.
He's going to go with my phone and he's going to mute it.
I want to know where he's going.
He's going to go right here and he's going to mute it.
So while he's separating...
I'm going to mute it.
You want me to separate it?
I don't mind.
You want the phone or I should take it?
I'll mute it.
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There's 500 security guards there, I mean they're all lined up right now with ride
shields.
I understand.
I went for arms.
Damn son.
I'm pretty sure I'm- I'm- this is where you're going to be.
I'm pretty sure this is really zoomed in but I should have blown me.
I'm just gonna wait for him.
That could say we know boats.
Oh he's gone. Yeah yeah yeah.
I'm pretty sure there's a total of both of them.
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Repen
They just told me I'm too big.
Okay, so that means, okay, because the guy that just talked to me told me that me and
Ron are both just now pulled away to have the same exact conversation with two different
people.
He did not tell me I was too big.
I didn't say nothing about my motion.
I can't go to the game, but I still got the wristband over.
I'm just playing around.
Let's see if I'm getting any text here.
So, I'm being told right now.
Yeah, what they tell you?
What they told me is that if I record the game,
then we're going to get ejected, work out for myself.
And I said, well, why is that?
I got told that I can't record.
He goes, by hell.
I go by the lady.
He goes, I don't believe that's emotional.
And then he said, he gave me a warning card.
He said, I'm not allowed to go to you at all.
I'm like, so you became to me?
He goes, no.
And so I'm like, why can't I go?
And he's like, because I'm talking.
I'm like, I don't care.
And I'm like, give me my warning card.
Let me go.
Yeah.
And then I asked him, so what is the reason?
And he said, I'm too big.
All right, great.
So the guy told me, he was like, well, first of all,
you guys are both going to be told the exact same thing.
And he was like, you guys are making too much of a scene.
And we don't want anybody to.
So he said, don't get behind the heck all the players
are getting the bronze attention,
or we're going to have to keep the audience in.
I'm going to get up on this question.
That's what he said.
So he told me that I can't record it
because I'm going to have fans come up behind me.
And I said, no fans has came up behind me.
I was like, how am I going to get the motion?
He goes, that doesn't matter.
I'm trying to prevent that. I'm like, how are you going to prevent me? It has to happen. No one's going to do that.
So and the main reason I called for a first shot to see if you can get a media pass, but they just told me basically
That I can't do come today. I've never even heard that
Frankly, don't end this from now on till I take oh, I wouldn't yeah
Yeah, they just told me to remain a man that I'm too big to report the game
That's what I got told Sean to be right on the table.
I know, and I just told him that.
I'm talking to Mike Saber-Potter, right now. Can you give me five minutes?
Yeah, they said I'm too big, and they gave me an official NBA warning card.
You're being issued a warning in the comments just as in a play-time.
Wait, behaviors that are directed towards the players, coaches, or game officials? What the fuck?
You should have yet to believe in the best.
The guy told me he said he heard that we're trying to get the Browns attention.
That's what he told me. He said he heard that we're trying to get the Browns attention.
I don't think that's true.
He told me he saw my speech.
But nobody, I wasn't much.
He told me he didn't get me out by report at all.
If you report at all?
Any of it.
But you're not reporting to Katie.
I know. That's why I'm confused.
And they also said he didn't need me.
I also want to send you a notice.
Wait, this court says, verbatim, it says you would be issued a warning that the comments,
comments, gestures, and or behaviors that we've directed at players, coaches, or game
officials or other spectators to constitute excessive verbal abuse or behavior that is
disrupted or interferes with a game participant or another spectator that in violation of
the NDA fan code of conduct. This is the first and only warning you will receive. If
after receiving this warning, you verbally abuse any coach, player, game official,
or spectator or engage in the behavior that is disrupted or interfered with a game
or just a bit or another spectator will be immediately ejected from the arena without refocusing.
How does that even make any sense? I haven't even said anything.
So, there's nothing in here?
Honestly, this is something that's more like a game than a game.
So much break-up.
So many of the players told me this is nothing with you.
Better think about it.
I don't think that's real.
Did you actually get caught around saying anything to anyone?
No, I haven't even done anything to anyone. I've done it outside the arena saying,
brawl brawl brawl brawl what is wrong with that the game has started
i told tyris hallowburn during the m8 final that she was a devil and you have like demon powers right
behind them i was screaming and it needed us
Now that doesn't hold any way to walk west, I'm not even sure what to do right now.
Really?
Yeah, should I say something?
George?
I don't want to quote him.
Uh, what are the people?
I need to say what I need to quote him.
Sorry, I need it.
I don't want you either. I'm confused. This part is some bullshit.
That's dope.
Little blood.
Bro, look at this part they gave. Can I show this part or is this like a lead one?
Brother, look at this part.
This is what they said, Jack.
Don't end your stream, run under you, please don't end your stream, you need to keep streaming.
I guess saying wrong black eye is not disrupting the players.
Are you just stupid?
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Let me see if you can get enough.
I haven't watched a single NBA game this season.
You're going to be honest, man.
NBA is great.
I always throw the finals down until the final sum,
but I am not an NBA regular season washer, bro.
Oh, 30?
30 or 36?
40?
Oh, so he's still be playing.
He's still be playing.
I don't know, like, the regular season isn't for me.
When I went back to Wisconsin, too, for Christmas,
That's my realm where they said they watch every bucks game, bro
Every game bro, I'll watch every football game like I'll throw on like red zone and watch that shit the whole time, but
NBA games where I can't I know
Y'all saying W 71k for breath
modern-day torture my bad man my bad that it's on me y'all I'm not I'm chud
gaming bro I'm perma chudded y'all just wait bro y'all said it's a y'all
All sorts I've been W71K, I had to hit the minus 20 button.
Oh, maybe a little further this time.
I'm getting close to another combo now,
but I'm not saying I don't want to...
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Don't say at NBA NBA is not watching
Well, I think I just thought
I didn't I thought I saw a chap, but I didn't
So like
So like
Y'all on the game tonight?
Y'all gonna be on?
Like
I'm talking like when I get home I'm trying to see like a full party bro
Like need one bro
I'm not trying to get home to get the guys together bro. Like if I go home like we get sent home right now like I
Hope you're already on like and I'm not trying to you know family a lot of people do like all I'm not getting on
So we got everyone else in the lobby bro. Just get on bro. Just make it easy
All right, I'm you just
So, three other dudes just came up to me and they just came out and went to record anything.
No, Rhonda, no, Rhonda, you're not though.
My face.
You came out recording again?
Yes.
Yes.
That's right.
Listen, listen, listen.
Everything I know how to die.
They just fought, they fought pressure.
They fought pressure.
And I straight up asked them, what was the points behind the N8?
You're brilliant.
You're brilliant.
Nice.
They fought pressure from where the point was.
So, you're good.
Okay.
Okay.
You can feel the juice.
Man, you're the juice.
Your nose is soft.
I love you.
Listen.
You're nice.
Pointy nose.
Act like this.
I love you, Bob.
So basically they just told me I'm good.
And this was directed because I made comments saying I want to meet your mom.
They said I'm great to record myself and the warm-up.
And that guy's going to be behind me the whole time.
time whatever that other guy was I was like
I don't want to say it on scene.
Now one guy was like straight up trying to bully me.
He said it was like you're too big.
I don't care.
And I was like what are you talking about?
Like I'm trying to do these things.
You're distracting the player right now.
Yeah.
I can't.
I'm going to get kicked out.
I'm going to get kicked out.
Alright.
Shit man.
back. Very back.
I just don't, that was just kinda like, hard trip.
Very much. I don't wanna talk about it too much, but the other guys were super respectful. Like, super cool.
I'm like worried now, but I'm not saying like, I asked them, I was like, I was like,
the game starts, we can be like stable brawn and cheer, he's like, yeah, we encourage that.
Just don't be like, just don't be a head going mess.
I haven't done anything.
I said, okay, I said it really worked, but I hear ya.
All right, you know, whatever, Chad, just smile, be happy, we're good for right now.
I ain't a small girl.
Bye.
I love you.
Yes?
I change, I change, I go on to pursue my dream.
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That how many people were in the arena? It's red
Yellow
Yeah, how many people were in the arena for the Tyree caliber game
It was the same as like $20,000 and I was on no, I thought
I
I can't believe that guy really said I'm so big.
Is that a compliment or is that a dick?
It's not a dick.
It was on my dick.
I should have been like, it was on my dick.
This is insane.
This is insane, like how many people are sitting like, they're starting to pull up very slowly.
They're probably somewhere else, is it the S?
No, it's yellow.
They're probably someone in the nosebleeds like zoom in and they don't even have a photo,
you see what I mean?
You ever seen that?
No, you don't know what I'm talking about.
Hey Chad, if you're at the game right now, type me, I'm trying to see something.
We all here wait, so do I have more words than a surreal?
Right now?
Right now?
Yeah.
Yeah
That's actually fucking nuts
Shut up!
Shut up to the stable y'all!
Dead ass!
Why not go fuck with my family?
We've been going crazy, Jack
Before this whole situation and after
After she's been fucking voting so thank you guys so fucking much, just get out of here.
You guys are goats.
I appreciate it.
The maze and the love is getting real right now.
Right here.
You know what I noticed?
There's so many like girls, like, dressed up, dressed up, like, like, dressed up outside.
Like, trying to get like, like, like, they're like, they're like, they're like a group of them.
They're all like,
It's not funny.
Hello!
Oh, thank you so much.
Thank you.
Okay.
Would you like some water, please?
Yeah, please, thank you.
Chocolate, chocolate, okay.
So, here we go.
NBA Game Wakers.
NBA Game Wakers.
We get chicken tenders, classic cheeseburgers.
Big masabons.
That's a system that's right there in that door.
Sorry?
Yeah.
Big fan of Tyrese Halliburton.
Tyrese Halliburton?
Yeah, I was behind him,
the court side,
I'm blocking right up,
you want to say hi.
What's up?
What's up?
So I was court side to the
Tyrese Halliburton final,
and I was screaming at him
that he was the devil,
because he won.
I think he did a ritual, yeah.
I
All right
Don't say that okay
He's looking for a good time, bruh.
Okay, if you want me to have good luck and LeVon comes over to us, we need everyone to follow the stream right now, or gift one sub. That's energy given.
Where are we?
What the fuck is this? Why did Wohz just text me this?
What the fuck? What is this?
I don't have my glasses, bro. I can't speak to shit.
Yeah.
Hello.
Hello, man.
L-O-N.
You're also a fool trying to get me off the bar.
No.
No.
No.
No.
27 minutes, bro.
No.
No.
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No.
Can I even make some comments?
Can I call LeBron the king or am I going to get fined?
I'm not going to watch him on the floor for LeBron this game.
No, the guards on the floor are going to pick you up and just carry you out.
I know, Bronnie, I got to keep it big.
Thank you.
Oh, thank you so much.
I know why it's free now, you guys saw me?
I see why it's free.
How did I get on the floor, wow.
Aiden Ross, mom.
Aiden Ross.
I wish I had brawnies to jump in.
I thought I did.
Let me check my speed CD message to you guys.
That's my payback.
How do you see your friends if I'm cheap?
How do you see your friends if I'm cheap?
I don't know.
I don't know.
No response.
I can't believe it. I just can't believe it.
I wonder if I might start making goat sounds when it comes out.
It's like a disease I get.
This is insane, bro.
Yeah, it's nice.
What?
What do I have to go on?
That's him.
Yo, who's going to be sitting next to me?
I can't talk to you, right?
Ooh, there's the Bench Bench right there.
That's the Bench Bench.
That's going to be like a lot of it.
Give me more hair.
Yeah, you're telling me.
outside and give the brawl a cake and go back home and play Fortnite now I'm
sitting at the game
we got a we got to definitely post this and I try to sell like a course song
oh yeah yeah Chad if I started a course you don't buy it
Wait, Ron, they gave you the warning because you're on the bench.
Wait, you gonna give that to them?
They didn't get a warning?
You think those guys got dragged to the side, separated, then got a warning?
No.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, they're also here.
It's red right now. That's good.
Do you feel like it's white?
No, it's yellow.
Alright, babe.
Get down, mate.
Get down!
I know you're looking pretty cool.
Ha ha ha ha!
They're gonna have to stay as a dad, they're gonna have to be disabled, that's all right.
That's all right.
They buried it.
Why do they say Marlin's coming?
Marlin's coming?
Wait, hold on.
I
Have people scared
The last time I was here
Exactly
I just can't believe it. I keep saying it though.
I guess an overnight triangle.
That's not a weird stop. You're gonna get me in trouble.
I guess soon.
Yo, what's up, boss?
We have 50,000 people watching.
Hey, Chad, how many people are here?
Why didn't you tell me I had to be at the sports side baddie with study leader?
Yo, what do you do? You don't pick the ladies, though.
Are we going to see the Marlin family, are we going to see Cosmo, Cosmo and Marlin, are
That's what you want, the dynamic?
You're wondering how bad it is to see the model change all the time as a number one.
What's the difference?
Happy Birthday to Brad!
Happy Birthday!
I can't believe he has the wish of the king of birth!
This is his palace!
You are my sunshine, my home nature!
I hope they don't put us on there.
I hope not.
It's not gonna be like, I don't know, just be awkward.
Guys, they get Lapland and come over here.
Everyone must get one stop.
It's a good luck car.
Also, if you guys follow the street,
all automatic good luck is sent to our way.
Alright.
So if you guys follow this video, automatic good luck sent to our way.
Hold on here to the top.
Hold on.
I'm ready.
When it starts, you're gonna sell be it?
Yeah.
Oh
Really Miami oh, that's beautiful man. That's beautiful. Hey, let's have some fun in that
I hope the thing comes over here.
Hahahah.
Woah, they can't even notice that it's not coming out right now.
He knows it goes down to the corner.
I hope we're gone. I'll try here and I'm gonna get out of here.
The camera's gonna get hate on me.
This is insane!
I'm like envisioning a rotten tongue,
I want to like something, someone,
go like this, come over here,
touch me up!
Fuck you!
Love you!
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Hey hey hey hey!
Hey!
Ha!
Ha!
See ya!
Come on.
No way I didn't get it.
You didn't get it.
Can I shoot? Did I get it?
I want to point some games up one.
I turned the Wi-Fi off.
Yeah, that's good!
Good!
I'm gonna...
I
hold on hold on are we good now are we good now we can fix it are we good
okay now I'm connected now I'm connected yeah he dapped me off bro dude
whenever I zoom in if I zoom in no it's not when I move around the camp it's
when I zoom in it acts, but it's fine, I'm connected.
Let me see if I can see the brawn, hold on.
Hold on, where is he?
Chat, chat, look for him.
Oh my God, we're perfect wifi.
We're perfect wifi.
Oh my God.
Where's the king?
Oh my God, where is he?
It's literally white as fuck, it's perfect.
Oh my God, it's with my wifi, perfect.
I can't see him.
I can't see the brawn.
Where is he?
Where's the birthday boy? Where is he? I can't see this tall ass prayers in the way.
Where is he? Where is the king? Where is he? Come on, can you hear me? Come on.
Chad, who's this guy right here? Chad, who's this guy right here? Who is this guy?
I'm going to chill, okay, alright, I'll be chillin'.
You guys are overreacting, bro.
I'm fine.
I'm not getting kicked out.
Shut up.
I'm okay now.
That guy was with me.
Let's chill out.
I'm not going to get kicked out.
Shut up.
I can show y'all but there's too many fucking humans in the way.
That's not right, you just made me double check you fucking idiot.
Wait, where's Marlin?
I'm getting told Marlin's port side where?
Wait where's Marlin?
Marlin's got port side?
No he's not!
How do you guys know this?
Are you port side?
Why am I whole chest standing at your court side?
Wait, where you see it?
Did it?
Are you behind the laces of the business?
Okay, I'm court side, court side by the business.
Come over to I.
I'm literally on the court side.
Right next to me.
guys marlin's coming marlin's coming he's not sitting four-side he's on like row three or four
Where's the brunt?
Where is he?
No...
No...
No...
Where is he?
No...
No...
No...
No...
No...
No...
W-w-w-whaaaat!
Oh by God, is it started?
Oh my God, is the is started?
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crowd would be like crazy.
Dude man, what if they could get a celebrity in the boat?
Oh my god, oh my god, what do you call this?
What's happening?
Are you re-guards that don't understand which warps in 2026?
When an ad is ran, by the way, I'm doing every 10 minutes.
It's a 3 minute ad.
When an ad is ran, you go up, and they go down, and then they level what the ad has done.
For the re-guards.
Wow.
Nice one.
Yeah guys, you guys are all bots.
All my bots have to take water.
That angry guy, that angry guy, look at the tall guy, he found out the angry guy?
He found out, he's there?
Yeah, he found out, yeah.
Fuck it.
When I was in Facebook, they said I lied, when I left Facebook, they said I lied.
When I fell off, they said I didn't kill myself.
When I left, they said I cheated.
I'm sick of this fucking chat.
Holy shit.
I
There's the guy that said it's J-Kill.
Yo!
Come on, come on.
Come on, take it.
I don't know.
I need a curse.
We can show the national team.
Oh, no, no.
Welcome to the new building of the arena.
This is the first time I've taken a central control role.
90% chance to be the king and move up.
This is the first time I've taken a central control role.
This is the first time I've taken a central control role.
At the top team, you will stand your most legendary.
Yeah!
Come on!
I said don't show me.
I said the champs are on her shoe.
That's the show she's on again.
The show is on TV.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Take me to the night
Night of the night, I want to take a break
Oh, say to us that it's a monster in you
Let's get it started
We're back
I'm gonna run!
Holy shit!
Booster seats!
Booster seats!
What's up, people here now?
I'm gonna go get a seat.
Come on, look at me.
Oh, it's kinda crazy.
I was so irrelevant to you.
What happened?
First visitor, the first visitor.
First visitor, who's this for you?
Who's there?
Number 12, she's taking.
Virtually the entrance to the sea,
but also the terrace.
Not at all.
Number nine, she's having a great day.
Number nine, we're leaving.
Assar, Townsend.
Number nine, she's having a great day.
Number nine, she's having a great day.
Number nine, she's having a great day.
Okay, clear the van.
Alright.
Okay, no.
Oh my God, I'm sorry.
Take it.
Take it.
Take it.
Take it.
Take it.
Take it.
Take it.
Take it.
Take it.
Take it.
I
Show it
Yeah, yes or no, they're saying no
Bro, I won't show you the game again.
Where's the wine?
It's actually so insane.
It's like next level celebrity.
Like I'm really thinking about it.
I really can't be a streamer and have that much celebrity can't do it.
Like with mom.
I
I'm dead.
Damn it.
I'm missing it.
Oh my God, it's my birthday.
Losa!
Roddy!
Roddy!
Roddy was on KC, not only five hours ago.
somehow just understand that, you know?
Let's go!
Let's go guys!
Let's go!
I hope this camera angle doesn't make me look fat.
Oh my god, Luca is literally right in front of me.
He's trying to hurt himself.
Are they going to split it up?
Hey, what?
I'm right, oh my god.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Dude, Luca is literally right there.
What?
This is crazy.
This is like, oh my god, LeBron, he's gonna be insane.
Chad, are you guys watching the game with us?
Nice shot, nice shot.
Oh my god, this is like, I'm really looking at this for life.
Oh my god, LeBron!
Come on!
This is low-key fire because one day after half time we'll have everyone over here.
I like that it's an animal.
Oh my god, this is interesting.
Dude, this is like crazy.
Like, seeing it in real life, you realize how athletic these guys are.
But there's levels to this.
I thought when I was younger, some of my friends would have went that way.
Lebron.
It's your birthday, Lebron. Show us.
Now you're talking.
Not Lebron, right?
How much money does Luca have?
Let's give him a man's help, right?
Luca has to, now.
I can't show the game I can't show my people that that over a pinnit can't show the game
Happy birthday LeBron
I'm sorry y'all. I'm not Elvester Ryder. All the players on the pistons just looked at me.
Every single player just looked at me.
You know, I'll let you scoreboard.
Yeah, doesn't he?
Wait, I'll let him.
Can we get confirmation is he doing it or not?
Maybe he's fixing it
I thought he was gonna dunk it over his head
Oh my god man, can I skip someone's mods, but what are you mods pinned that I can't show
the game?
I'll wait to show my face.
Ron doesn't know that I made this gay ass tweet earlier.
I'm talking about him.
Let's do this 30K lights. Oh my god. Oh my god, look. Happy birthday LeBron.
I didn't mean to flip the chat. That was a glitch. I knew who was watching. I did it
by accident. I did it by accident. I took it by accident. I took it by accident. Any officials
watching, I did it by accident. I clicked the wrong button. Look, any officials watching,
look, you see how it gets closer when you zoom in? If you zoom out, I clicked the
wrong one. That's my bad. I apologize. We'll have it again.
He's right in front of us.
Oh my god, he got his apples broken.
That's AI, bro.
Whatever.
You guys are watching the game with me?
Good shot, good shot, I'll be honest, don't give me a shot.
I'll give it to him. That's good. That's nice. I don't want to do too loud. The patients
I'm looking at me, getting my baby out.
Oh my god, Luca. Luca.
Luca. He's right next to me.
Hey Luca. Hey. Hi Luca. He's right on me.
Oh
Come on
I don't know what's going on here, they're going to play on the lake road, the pistons are doing it.
The pistons are picking on them right now.
Look
You think I call it loop I like loop you be cool that or not
So we carry on are you serious?
Guys be nice to me this chat is like the way
Follow our team, we take the hand and hit a super super super bowler versus T-Paw.
Oops.
It's not good catching those, is it?
It's not good racking those, though.
Oh my god!
Where's their hoe in Luca?
I'll stop the receiver, hold on.
JVN, remember, you need to first person hold on.
Set up your seat.
I'll hold on.
Loot the nerves, and shoot the shots.
You know what the bonk I think, I gotta show off what's there on auto.
You know, you don't have to really scare me down.
You just can't eat scared me down, I'm dead ass.
I'm sure that won't hurt you.
Guys, if anyone is in the arena, the crypto arena, scream stable Ronaldo.
I'll hear you.
When it gets quiet.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
I'm gonna try and come.
Oh my...
Oh my... real boy now.
He's a real boy.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, look up!
Oh yeah!
I thought it was going to be a problem. I thought it was going to be a problem. I know I saw it.
I thought he passed it to a problem. Is he okay?
Oh my god, oh my god.
What are they arguing about?
What are you saying?
This is a whole different time.
I'm not just like,
I'm just fucking around.
Oh my god, they're right in front of me.
Oh my god, they're literally arguing right in front of me.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
LeBron just shutted him up.
Tell him, King. Tell him.
Tell him.
Tell him.
I'm gonna have to shut down the airpump TV sometimes.
The monitor shuts on and off.
I'm trying to open the airpump TV sometimes and it shuts on and off.
The work goes too far.
Very typical volume of smartwatches.
Smartwatches.
Come on, TV.
Hey, we are not, bro.
We would have seen the camera come up.
What's up, man?
It was dead-ass bleeding out of something.
Wait, the Lakers switched to my ingestive, right?
Two, one.
Go ahead!
Two, three, four, go!
Two, one, go!
Go!
Those asses, not making enough for us.
All right, we're going to the next one!
We're going to the next one.
We're going to the next one.
Two, one, go!
Go!
Two, one, go!
Two, one, go!
Two, one, go!
No, it's on me.
I got off the board in the game.
Guys, I just got to like, can't sell it.
He literally just told me I can't sell it.
I'm not risking anything.
Shut up. Watch the game.
I'm going to fucking take the dodo's out of your butt.
Yeah, I think I'm going to have to...
That pisses player got shut up by the king.
He knew better than this respect the king in front of his face.
guys we're gonna want to release go to college should be a question number one
The answer I was looking for was Cherryhose's jersey.
This is an onion in a pond.
This is an onion in a pond.
Nice shot, nice pass up on the ground, great pass, come on in.
This angle make me look bad.
Hey, low go-amp.
Look at all the patches. It's going up in the next game.
Nice shot, Lukey Pill. Nice shot, Lukey Pill.
All over the night, I saw the foxes.
Presidents of the community, now.
three shots of duty
I say I still remember all the businesses
during that time I know the lighters
and look at that time to work stuff out
after four
we're gonna have a spam party
I'll send it to the court in a minute
I'm getting cancelled on theater kids on Twitter for making fun of Dochi.
Yo guys, Dochi's ass, I'm sorry, I don't care what any of you guys said, go to the
theater kids on Twitter, shut up.
Dochi's ways at Apocromby and Pitch, that's how you know she's ass.
Come on, Lukey!
Marvel rivals is calling your name, Luke.
Take simple telltale of a Texel bra and come over to the bench, please.
Don't say hi to me.
Hold my step back!
AI they're using AI on the NBA now they're using they're using they're using AI on the NBA
it's grim grim
shut up
I'm talking about the first person who will be 14, uh, fuckers.
I'm gonna stop making my nose a bunch of shit.
Yeah, if you look on the screen over here, you can see us.
Wait, really?
Can you hold this like amen at me?
I'm gonna try to hit like a female here.
This is a better life.
I'm gonna hit like a female here.
Is that gonna keep holding that or someone getting in tired?
Okay, well, don't try to look for him.
Do you mind if I do that?
No, no, no.
How do we...
Just hold on.
Hold on, hold on. I'm gonna get it.
I'm gonna get it.
Okay.
Wait, wait, wait.
I stopped myself in the corner.
I'm gonna do it when the lake is on the side there, I'm not gonna do it as long as I have.
Charity's gonna shoot you in the head.
You know how much of a sick fuck you have to be to type in my chat so I'll you on TV started jerking off?
What's wrong with you?
Like...
Miles on the 28th, as they assume it, we've been seen first person on the field.
Jackson, ATVC, one plus one.
Wait, they couldn't you guys see me or no
In case something happens
Nobody could see behind you?
He's slimy behind you.
Move, come here.
Yo, what's up, I'm Luke at night.
Time out, time out.
What is that? What is that?
I'm just waiting for one of the players to exit the Lada.
It's like any minute now it's out a lot of the players are gonna be like...
Show the King!
I'm just waiting for one of them.
Yeah, have you recorded your face there?
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Some Marlin assholes, man.
Oh
Is I'm wrong don't like someone
Wait chat, I just realized what time are we gonna be out? Eight o'clock.
TILO Tweetin
Like TILO, bro, give it up
Oh my god, I'm literally staring at the bomb. I wish I could flip it. Oh, you get to be
sub-steady, Adam Silver?
Well, literally, the bomb's standing right in front of me. Literally, literally, it's
They're literally right in front of me.
I'm going to get him.
He's going to get him.
That's the king. I get it, Zayn. That's just the king.
Two by one. Two by two. Two by two.
No, no, no, no, that's bad right there.
No, no.
The brawn just scared me.
The brawn just scared me.
No, no, no.
Happy birthday, LeBron.
I just saw you guys. You guys are looking at me right now.
Now, why do you care if I'm on season 8?
LeBron, that ass didn't look at me, no eyes.
High self?
Oh my god!
Let's give it a try!
Let's go, Marcus!
I'm not even going to kill right now because someone's piloting me.
I could make a crazy jump right now though.
They said if I was ready to flip, I would run on course.
I'm not making any type of joke because I don't know who's watching me.
Why does it look like you make up on it? Is that a compliment or a diss?
maybe because I have nice eyelash
1000 subs right now, I'm not gonna say what but you know what
Come on, the king, it's your birthday.
Two shots for two lives that you're going to live, because you're immortal, you're the
kid.
Oh my.
That's AI.
That's AI.
Oh my
AI that's AI
That's shit AI
Okay, why are they saying question mark? Can I say the N word?
I look at this too, I think this one is twice
I wish I had NDA money.
It'd be a whole different human.
It'd be pretty close.
No, not even close.
These guys make millions a year.
These guys literally make millions a year.
More than that.
Like 20 million a year.
Right?
How much is that a month?
If you make 30 million a year, how much is that a month?
That's the ring mill a month.
Robo, two bill a month.
That is nuts.
I haven't even made $10 million in my life, you're talking about I'm a fuckin' unbridged.
Like, I'm not, I'm not NBA rich, bro.
NBA rich is fuckin' $10 million a month.
Wait, why are we covered on TV?
That's so ass, wait.
Chad, are we covered on TV?
Wait, how does it block me on the screen? It shows you all this. Wait, so you guys can't see when I do anything?
You guys can't see anything?
I think I'm going to go for two pieces.
I think I'm going to go for three pieces.
Maybe I'm going to go for a couple of minutes.
I think that's it.
Here we go.
Three, two, one, go!
Damn, if I stand up to this, you mean?
That's bad.
I thought you guys could see me.
Damn, should I put my feet down? Should I have my feet in the sky and my head on the floor?
What are my little fellows doing right now?
guys, at halftime we're going to get three glizzies
I just didn't want to do it in case I get kicked out.
Yeah, of course. Okay, yeah, of course, whatever.
That's his name, Jason. Jason. Oh, that's his name, yeah.
Yeah, I was like, what the fuck?
Hello?
I was like, that's not Jason, Jason's Asian.
They're doing some weird technology right now in this city.
Are you serious?
Can I have you back on it?
How can I say hello?
I'm 36, from this program.
Check the code.
Can I see a picture of you?
Yeah.
Can I see a picture of you?
Yeah.
Can I see a picture of you?
Do I see a picture of Conor McGregor's penis on my timeline?
What's going on on Twitter?
I'm not showing you.
Fuckin' weirdos.
I'm gonna lower my face so the camera picks me up.
It's a bad that I don't watch basketball, but the only thing I watch is e-ports.
I don't want it. It's not a big deal.
Guys, Esports is athletic. It's a sport. It has a name.
Come on, LeBron. Show them.
I might have to eat four hot dogs for this, I might have to stress eat more fucking burrito
or whatever I eat.
This is making me mad, I just can't see.
What about what about my seat?
What about what about my seat?
just slappen on my tongue on camera
father's shitting bring the f***
should I make our waiter feel weird?
should I order one blizzy every 2 minutes?
make a bill here
I want to die
I want to die
The person on the person who's taking off.
Look at all the mountains to make sure that you're in person.
What is... starting?
Who is that?
Who's making this phone?
That is fucking weird.
You're all weird, I'll always make a mess.
Oh no, Luca's injured!
I know he's not. He's just making a very weird transition.
Oh no, he's injured.
Oh, he hit his knifes.
No, Luca!
No, his knifes!
No!
I think Luca's balls are...
Hey guys, I'm not reading chat as much, so you guys have to talk to each other, maybe
make some friends or something like that.
instead of saying gay shit about fucking Luba every two seconds?
Dude.
I've noticed that they have a celebrity campus game when I'm here.
Is there a reason?
Yeah, they said it's too big.
Alright, it is.
Imagine if you show me that camera and everyone starts screaming.
I'd be like, I'll be off.
I'm hungry.
Happy birthday, LeBron.
Just want to say it one more time.
Happy birthday to you.
Yeah, don't ever type in my chat, eat a Frank.
Fuck it, bum.
You fucking Gerber?
Don't tell another man to eat a Frank.
Like, what is the point of typing Lawnyer or something?
Like, getting these things, like, who's typing now?
It can't be a grown man, right? It has to be like a kid.
I'm dead-ass. I'm dead-ass, boy.
Like it has to be a child.
Where's Marlin?
Yeah, some of these people on the court side have so much to worry about.
She's a tech-belief aren't she?
She's a girl in the red.
And her fucking ring is back-dancing.
Absolutely.
They're perverts.
There's loads in the chat.
Go sir!
You guys, make sure to follow the street right now so LeBron can get one of the most famous people.
Ruth G. Roberts. Ruth G. Roberts.
The Dodgers' manager?
Okay, I'm the manager of this table.
Nine minutes until LeBron starts coming on our side is really amazing.
Oh my god.
Oh no.
What's up with this technology there you this it looks so real it looks so real
How much ram did they have?
Travis underscore Scott.
You know, did he give LeBron the cake?
What the fuck do you think, bro?
Why are you doing it to me, fella?
It's literally in the car melting in the face of that sea right now.
So, back at Turtle, I tell you.
Do you have another pattern?
I got the ball, that's why I like to hit it.
You and Yu-Gi almost have similar yams.
Yo shut the fuck up.
Dude, I wish I'd blow my glasses, just to be able to see so much more about it.
It's blowing me.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on.
LeBron just said, what the fuck are you doing?
We're gonna get serious on the court.
When the king talks.
They say we're on or the wrong?
Where's LeBron looking at?
I'm right here.
Oh, he's smiling at a fan.
He's smiling at a fan.
He's smiling at a fan.
He waved at a fan.
The guy next to us has a crazy protector of $90,000.
Nice.
Hey, 20-20.
All right.
Small.
Small.
Small.
Small.
Small.
Small.
Small.
20-20, huh?
It's a target.
Small.
Small.
right here he was making that.
Oh what's going on? What's going on?
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
What's going on? What's going on?
No tell me.
You're getting real.
That is mad.
You're staying too blocked in my car.
It's up me and...
Anybody?
Five, two, one.
Everyone with the same residence, all in the court, all in the parking lot.
I'm not just a baby.
What's up, guys?
What's up, guys?
Hey, Lucas, look who you're shooting at.
He has a cast on his finger, does that help with shooting the video?
But it's like a metal rod.
It literally is then, you know.
Yeah, you know,
this guy thinks he's a poor nigga.
He thinks he's a good nigga.
He's a poor nigga.
He's a poor nigga.
Cheers.
Hi.
Oh
as long as half black break.
I think like 16 miles per hour.
I mean, it's December long.
This is crazy.
This is crazy.
Look at Lucas' ass.
What is that ass?
Lucas' ass.
Nice!
Nice!
One of the players and then one of them fighting.
Why is it going on?
I don't like this.
That ball is looking a little dry, throw me it.
Oh
Come on guys, we got this.
Oh, yeah.
Let's get them, guys!
Guys, we, we can do this.
Okay, they're saying LeBron's crying.
They sure it.
Yeah, I just realized, he plays for like the whole gang.
I think we're gonna have to wait for the next one to come up.
I'm gonna say, well, I'm gonna have to wait for the next one to come up.
Come on, Lucy, tell us.
Oh, it's been moved.
Okay.
And one.
Ah.
Look at that.
It definitely knows me, right?
He's gotta see this table
What's that's a bit rate machine
My blockers make money nowadays
kind of crazy 38,000 people watching a close-up of Vegeta okay thank you I
don't know like I'll kill
was it double points what was that
Oh my god what's going on no.
The guy next to us is looking at me like I'm a son of a bitch.
Yeah.
Okay, let's see.
Oh my god, Luca is actually tight.
He's mad.
I wanna shake some ass, I don't...
Here, that's...
Um, um...
This is gonna be a little dumb.
I know, we're about to chat.
There's about to be a whole different ballgame when they're scoring on this side.
I'm dead assed.
I'm gonna give LeBron my energy.
I'm gonna give LeBron my energy.
I'm gonna give him all of it.
I didn't see it.
you
you
you
you
you
You
Yeah, I think so.
Stay.
Ha ha ha.
Chad, only thing, two more minutes to half time.
It was a double-edged needle score.
Zero.
First... Number 62.
Stable Ronaldo.
Now coming out.
Imagine, oh, the whole crowd would erupt.
They would erupt everywhere.
You got your god of sense learn.
I'm dead ass.
3, 2, 1,
I'm gonna let you see something.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
yo what's going on bro? stop squeezing this
so i did the xqc post, should i say like xqc?
and how you did that one game?
yeah speed it on the chair
I don't know what it is.
Here, you want to go to the back?
I want to wait for it to come up.
We'll see when their delay is done.
No!
No!
That's us!
Kill him! Kill him!
1, 2, 3, 4...
Kill em!
Kill em!
Yeah, that's 67 points.
Damn, this is a lot of points while I'm flying.
What?
I'm hungry.
I got it.
I get it
Whoa, it's a lot
Not bad
I'll tell her King Kong with that
I wish I wore my watch that fit it with the guys, but then I try to get robbed
He's hanging out with, he's hanging out with Yana.
He won't pick up the phone, he's hanging out with Yana.
No Marlin, don't answer Ron.
Give me love and attention.
Guys, I see LazySweet. It's just me kissing Lazy. It's not real.
Happy National Women's Day, ladies.
You got to remember that beat?
He's there.
Oh my god, the goat is in front of us.
The Braun James
The Braun is safe
Alright, come on Luca
You know what I realized after watching this, that I'll never make it to the league.
Okay, that was a bad pass. That was a bad pass.
Dude, it's 59 to 70.
Come on the bike.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The
defense
Happy birthday, LeVon!
Come on, Kate, you're about to hit me.
I'm just kidding.
Loop.
I can't see.
Oh my God.
Oh my.
I'm sorry, ask her.
Is he going to ask?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
There's a very hot time. I'm sure I said some shoes. Oh, it's point five left of the car. Oh shit. Yeah, we're about to go
That's broad brain bulk of
I don't know what this hat
I'm gonna eat more food chat yes we get to go to a private room because we're
Court side babies. Shout out to Aiden Roth.
Too much motion. 61.
oh yeah
Kade, Kade, Kade in him
They're gonna put me in the middle, they're gonna put me in the edit now, I'm gonna say
And then it's going to cut the K-Durant Highlights because it's fucking ignoring them.
Where's Marlin?
Where'd he go?
Wait, they aired me on TV?
No way!
You're in the middle of this. Make some progress.
She's not holding up yet.
I'll set that in a second.
Not a minute, she's here. First, you need to get some points.
And then you need to get those points in the night.
I'm going to try.
You have to go to the right.
And then you need to get some more points.
And she's going to be in the end more than one point.
Hey, other...
You know, I'm a five-time star.
And I'm going to try to get some more points.
And I'm going to try to get some points.
I'm going to try to get some points.
And I'll find the...
Hey, other...
No pictures. No pictures.
No pictures.
No pictures.
No pictures.
This is so long.
Every second is long.
Yeah, it's half a...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
I can't wait to meet you.
I can't wait to meet you.
Hold on. Yeah, hold on there.
I don't see what's going on.
I'm gonna act like a professional here.
I'm gonna act like I'm a technical person.
Remember?
What a dog.
I gotta look.
He's on the right.
I've never tried this.
Yeah, how many?
How many?
How many?
You want one?
Yeah.
How many?
One's final.
I'm gonna grab some of those hard to take those garlic spreads on the way.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Give it just a break.
Okay?
Yeah, yeah, that's it.
Okay?
I'm gonna go look around the pasta.
Oh my god, wait a minute.
Is that ice cream?
Oh, look.
Chocolate middle nuts cannoli.
Okay.
One of these all.
Yeah, this one.
Okay.
I don't believe you have a table.
How about them Lakers man?
I don't know, I just feel like, honestly, my night probably has 50 right now, he probably
end all trade rumors and to show how much he loves Milwaukee.
That's just me though.
So can you guys see us on TV or no?
Can you look on the jumbo tron?
Oh my god, you can really see us as clear as dead.
But it's our boy JD.
Also, he's hurting me.
This is pretty healthy meal, huh?
This is good.
We just grabbed this.
I'm gonna put it in.
We're king.
We just grabbed this.
This is in and out five.
What do you think your nail looks like?
What's that?
What's that made of oil?
It's on your sheet.
It's up your head.
It's up your head.
Yeah, of course, bro, play the game.
you
you
you
you
you
I
Yo JD, I gotta get fat.
Are you better get fat?
Yeah.
Probably.
Just make me more.
Thank you.
Alright, enjoy yourself.
Thank you.
I'm gonna get some water.
Why don't you look at the water?
I got some water.
Here you go.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I gotta start making connections here.
I think this is where the fuck I'm at.
Nothing on with that?
Did I make some connections here?
These guys might just not be in here for a creeper.
Get out.
Holler on someone.
Okay.
I just ate a bunch of bullshit.
I actually, by no way good at racing, just by 8,000 like, 2,000 dollars.
I had to right I mean that's not really another one I have been like 900 batteries
and I have been like 1000 I shouldn't stop now I might as well join myself
yeah at this point oh that's a song oh my god really what are they giving us
I
I
Stop eating just keep eating. I'm dead ass. I actually I just gave so much weight. So serious
I actually have seen it so much lately.
Why can't I have a metabolism that burns faster? Does anyone have that or no?
Does anyone have that metabolism where you can eat anything and not gain weight?
I wish I had that for some reason when I eat food I get back
There's so many cannolis left, should I try to eat four?
Someone's gotta eat the cannoli.
The fries were actually so good.
Nah, the fries were so good I can't eat it now.
I'm gonna go so bad today.
Dead ass, Chad.
How many people do you think are here, like, for, like, sponsors?
Because how many people do you think are kids, though?
You know what I'm saying? Like, how many people do you think here are, like, paid for their tickets, compared to, like, getting paid for?
I feel like every time I come here, I've never...
I've never, like, I don't know how to describe it.
Okay, so now the cannoli has hit my stomach.
I don't know what it is with my body,
but food hits my stomach so quick.
I don't know, I've been like, within like two minutes.
They're tempting me, they're saying keep eating.
Chat, y'all don't even know this.
We're gonna be on Lebron's side now.
He's gonna be scoring on us basically.
Hey, Brani, if you're watching this stream, mind not texting me.
Okay, I feel bad whoever's behind me, but I have to far.
I just let out like six shells out of my mark.
They're dead ass.
This chat acts like they don't fart, it's kind of disgusting to me.
My stomach hurts. My stomach gets better.
How long is half time? How long until the game gets back? When do I get back chat?
Stop saying he smells it. He can hear you.
15 more minutes or 15 minutes total?
What is it? 15 minutes total or 15 minutes more minutes?
Oh, we gotta go back in like five minutes.
I didn't know it was that quick.
I can't eat sushi.
I can only eat seafood.
I don't know where Marlon is.
He doesn't answer his texts.
I'm about to call him.
Yo, stop hanging out with Yana and fucking find me.
I'm in the court side area eating.
Should I come out?
Wait, can we go out?
Are we allowed out?
Are you still out on the court?
wait are you still outside of the fort?
okay I'm gonna come out right now
oh wait, you wanna finish that?
alright hold on I'm gonna come out right now where my seat is
you know where my seat is?
that seafood is, that sushi is very good
Very good
I'm a slamming sushi
I didn't know what the chance held me.
Come on now!
Get your hands off of the bride!
I'm getting vocal now.
I don't care if the pin is on the floor.
I'm getting vocal now.
I'm getting vocal now.
I'm getting vocal now.
I don't care if the pissed it's hate it.
Luca! Luca!
Luca!
I love your overwatch.
What's the top ranking overwatch?
Luca!
Call him Donatello
Yeah!
Oh yeah, I'm high now!
I'm high now!
Yo, they were so close up there and I looked at them like two feet away from me.
They're actually close.
Oh yeah!
Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
Green beans!
AHHHHHHHHH!
YEEEEEAH!
YEEEEEAH!
Wait, they hear me on TV?
Oh my god, the mic's right here.
They're talking about me?
Hey, tell the people in the commentators.
They're using AI, LeBron!
Oh, AI.
Every time LeBron gets a ball.
Hey, Greenbrew is what?
Hey, Greenbrew is what?
Hey, you're fat, okay.
Come on, LeBron!
Wait, I think they can hear me.
Oh, it's real.
I don't know, though.
Wait, can you guys see me now?
Wait, Jack, can you see me now?
Am I blocked by the net?
Oh my god, this is terrible, this is terrible.
Oh my god it's a game now
Come on run
What
Come on, Luca!
Kill him, kill him, Luca!
Come on, Donatello.
Oh!
Oh, no!
Time out, time out, time out.
I need the bronze talking about it.
Alright, check comms for wrecking Miller's good.
Great, wrecking Miller's hurtful.
Yo!
Where's Merlin?
I don't know where he is.
He's up there.
He said he was up there, I think.
He doesn't stand out anymore, he's becoming a chug.
He's becoming a chug.
I'm getting bad.
Hey, who's behind me?
Dad, who is behind me?
Dad, where is this? Why are they getting pictures? Are they famous?
The CEO of M.C.
Now I want to be able to dance, Dan.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Look at that.
I'm scared of ice on the ground.
LeBron! It's your birthday!
I'm about to follow the message of the Android 3.
I'm going to drive to the first one.
The king is walking right towards me.
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday LeBron!
He's right in front of me.
Hey Nordman.
Hey Nordman.
I don't think he ignored me. I don't think that's in his character.
Oh yeah, snap back!
Ah, fucking block.
Oh yeah, oh my! It's a game!
Need buggy.
Luke! Ah! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Yes!
That's why you're a grandmaster.
Grand? What am I so called grandmaster loot? Oh, that got a ring to it. I gotta hide my
double chin for my god back she gets that's not good
Alright, come on man.
Yes!
No this is good.
79-79.
Cheese the weed.
What a game changer this is.
Oh
Oh
Luke just fell on his head
Welcome to the
person
of T-Mog.
Say something in Slovakian, Luca will recognize it.
Slavanian? Can someone tell me to say you're the goat in Slavanian?
Yo, he's in a different mode right now.
I can hear them.
I love fallen.
This is not good.
I
There's my lono. I don't know.
Haha! The brine brine.
I'm just a baby.
I don't get it how does I gotta learn basketball Bob that I'm interested now I
I don't get it.
What are you even saying?
I don't know what else I'm gonna be.
No, but that is insane.
That's like, that is so insane.
You're like, he didn't even see anyone, and he just threw over three players and
went to the teammate.
Like, bro, I wouldn't need amethyst or something.
The problem is I'm losing on a straight line, so I won't allow it, I won't allow it, I won't allow it.
I can't see
Goal-tending!
And the-
What's that? Goal-tending?
I- Goal-tending
Goal-tending
And one
And one
Shoot him for me
That shooting foul
But it's goal-tending
No
Because we push the net
And you have the net
You can hit the net, but-
We hit-
No, he grabbed the rim
Oh, my God
Oh, my God
It's not the ball
It's not the ball
It's not the ball
It's not the ball
What's goal-tending?
Goal-tending, when they block it
It's not the ball that's going to go in
Yeah
But they hit it so it doesn't hit the ball
It's not the ball that's going to go down
I'm pretty sure you can't get a safe up to only half a second.
OK, OK, I'm back.
OK, so gold's heading white.
OK, OK.
Oh my god, bro.
We need it.
They actually should come here, don't they?
Yeah, I think so.
Five, two, three, two, one.
There you go.
Four more now.
Now, it should be good.
There you go.
There you go.
There you go.
What if I had no teeth?
Oh my God!
Come on Luca! Do it!
Oh, brother!
Oh, brother!
Oh, brother!
Oh brother! Oh brother! Oh brother! Oh cheese Louise! Oh my goodness, crisis!
I literally watched it. What did Marlon say?
Ron cannot show the game.
Wow.
We're more than that.
My land.
The place doesn't repeat from yesterday.
And
Back to your head is so handsome
Sorry Marlin look at behind there
I don't see Marlin
What's going on in my chat?
Why are they?
They smell like five different people.
You can be a big out of the box.
And then he walks down and takes a little bit of a walk down the stairs.
The sun is getting in the way, and then he's walking down the stairs.
He's walking down the stairs.
He's walking down the stairs.
Oh, sad.
I'm just gonna suck it.
You don't crack, baby.
That's a bullseye. He's really lying.
His ass did not get hit in the face, to be honest with you.
Oh, I'll suck it. Ooh, I'll suck a big one.
Yeah, you know it's kind of depressing.
The wrong team is about to play this game. Go back, someone's gonna see it right there.
It's his third day he's about to probably just enjoy life at home.
He's feeling this.
He's about to look at his watch collection and look at his Porsches,
Ferrari's and Lamborghini's.
I'm sitting here.
I'm about to go home the fucking glaze.
Put it all to my...
Oh yeah.
We all went against the government together, like everyone in this show, we all just did
it together and then we just got rid of like taxes.
Wait, if we all went against the government, would there not be a jail?
If we would get all the people who are employees of the jail to go against them, too?
Technically they would just have to kill us.
But if we all get together, we can also buy the government.
Take his dick and twister.
The brawn is such a stuffy smoke here. It's crazy.
I
This will run right now, what's up?
85 to 90, you think the Lakers come back?
No, guys it's LeBron's birthday and you think he's not going to come back.
Get out of my chat.
Dettos.
I'm Dettos.
I'll call you as the junior.
Mr. Salomon.
Marquessas is not my father.
Generally, generally, y'all can.
Luca Donovic, he's just walking away with a aura.
Oh
Happy birthday Lebron
I'm not afraid of you.
I'll remember some of all of you, just like personal love.
Jackson, T-88C, 2000.
Show us the game, Jackass?
Hey, hey, numb nuts.
I'm not allowed.
Fucking punk.
To make him a regular, you're gonna have to do the high-five.
There we go.
There we go.
Luca left?
Wait, Luca got hurt?
Yeah, he hit the grass.
He had a motion.
Wait, Luca got injured.
That's why he was walking funky. No way.
No way.
Put him running!
I need a little locker.
Come on!
Come on, bro!
Oh my God, I hope on TV didn't choke at me when I was dead.
We just hit the left.
The launch was the left.
Hell not!
Hell not!
Woah!
Chad, did it show me to a jump shot too?
Yo, there's no way it's so bad.
I don't believe it. I don't believe it. I don't believe it.
I
No way, no way, no way, half worth.
We're 90 grand.
That's the Texas 45.
Hey!
Come on!
Oh.
I can't show it, you know why? Last time I showed it, like even a little bit to the
light shot, more like road mapping shit, they got mad because they said I'm not allowed
to show the planning, even though I didn't.
That I really can't play, what do you think?
Fucking punk.
I
Know
Oh, why is it only 12 minutes?
Wait, wait, Chad, wasn't it every quarter to 15 minutes?
Why is it 12?
We're my students.
There we go.
I swear.
Oh, yeah, I'm thinking of NHL, I think.
Oh, yeah, I'm thinking of NHL, I think.
NHL is 20.
Oh, I'm thinking of Fortnite.
I'm about to create the next game, I'm going to call it Fortnite so...
I just saw the brother.
He was dead.
Are you OK?
Happy birthday.
He was living quite nice there.
On purpose to come to us, like a kidding.
Something to gain from all of this.
Honestly, I don't think you should ask me to challenge you.
This is not me.
Yeah.
He didn't have to go to the corner.
He went to the corner because he wanted to be on stream.
He wanted to clout.
Yo, LeBron, stop trying to use me.
Just hang out with him.
Get the fuck in the stall, bro.
Get the fuck in the stall, bro.
Get the fuck in the stall, bro.
You're putting these 30 people for him?
Ah, Dan, they can't stop you, LeBron!
They can try, but they can't!
Oh my God, I got the mad. They're high-soing him.
How can not he can't stop him?
Oh my god, I need an ISA on the helibot, but I can't, I think I caused a missing person to take the ISA.
I'm dead ass.
I'm dead ass.
Yes!
Oh my god, bro.
Look at that.
I think it's on the right, I think it's on the right
The mission's fine, I think I'm bigger out of it
It's okay, oh?
Oh my god, he's back! Lucas's back!
No!
No!
Get up, lad!
Get away!
Oh no! No! No!
No!
He's not fading, long god in person, you can't see it, he tripped up, he tripped LeBron.
Come on LeBron.
Yes!
Yes!
Yeah, it's it the game changer
Come on look up
No
That's the game changer right now.
Hey Kate, how did the fear deer a little pussy out there?
your mouth
I
Yeah, what's happening?
Are we safe?
I thought it was a fight, guys.
They're having a cake for the wrong.
I want to cut the cake.
What is it?
I can't see.
They're fighting.
Fighting!
Is there cutting the cake for the garage?
Can I go upstairs?
No, I'll fight.
Hey, don't be doing that fighting shit on the fraud's birthday!
Fuck it. Iron gold in front of me.
Oh, damn.
That's a fire giant.
He's not fighting?
He can't see it.
These guys ate elixir.
Oh, that's deep.
Oh, that's a good one.
Floater!
We need 10 points. We need 10. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We.
They're trying to take down a tank.
They're actually trying to take down a tank.
I see what's happening.
I see what's happening.
They're trying to hurt Le Mans on badass.
I don't want them to go anymore.
I'm seeing it in real time.
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
Oh!
Oh!
It's over now.
Game's over. Game's over.
Game's over.
Game's over.
Game's over.
We're not going to make it.
It's not going to happen.
Yeah, there.
There we need this arena so close.
He's going right along.
Hey fellas, I paid 12,000 for these seats.
How do you pay a dollar actually?
Pay the roster, thank you.
I got fucking... I have buildings in front of me.
our lines out.
Office of the Honourable Minister of the Government,
Dean of the Board of Honours.
Chairman and Honourable Minister
Honourable Minister of the Government,
President of the Government,
Still, we're going to stop the bus.
Shit's so weird.
They're running a train.
They're actually running a train.
They're running a train.
They're actually running a train.
Wait, someone's trying to fight you for it?
Wait, what?
you
you
you
you
you
I
25.
25.
2 targets.
1 target.
Yo, you guys want a fight?
Look, look behind me.
Hahaha
My name!
My name!
My name!
I love you, My name!
I love you.
Haha!
I just made me smile so much, and it made my day.
Yeah, that's Marlin.
Yeah.
He didn't recognize every man he shared.
No.
Marlin's getting late.
This is why you shouldn't hang around those guys anymore, Marlin.
I'm making you game right.
I always knew that stable or not, it was a bad influence.
Oh, he doesn't speed.
Okay, good news is we're only down 21.
Bad news is we got five minutes.
Come on, Luka!
Haha, yeah, stop. Come on, Cade. It's not your ball.
Come on, Luca!
Don't quit!
AI!
Holy shit dog!
You just said you weren't talking with quartergames in them.
Oh my god, that's my chain
Thank you Robon, leave
Come on, Luca!
On his head!
I'm a herm, I'm a devil to the sea.
I'm a devil.
It's over. It's over. It's not over yet. We still got four minutes.
I'm a bummer.
It's just easier, easier with all the money that I make.
You're a dumb bummer.
He's still got Rodney.
Hold on.
Oh, I see you.
Why is everyone leaving?
It's not over, bro. It's not over.
You won't say that to Lebron's face after killing him.
It's his birthday, Bill. Respect the goal.
Respect the goal. That's Lebron.
You're his son. That's Lebron.
Come on, Luca! You're a grandmaster!
I wasn't looking they're too tall
I can't see them towering over
Come on, Brownie, score at least.
Hey! Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on!
Got a little bit of momentum.
Hold on.
I got a parlay that Brani makes four threes.
It's $100,000. My parlay is a four, and I went $200,000.
Do I loop my parlay off?
you played amazing even though I'm a Lakers fan you played amazing
Let's go, ladies and gentlemen!
over yet. I hope they come back so I can laugh at this guy's face. Is there even a chance
I don't know what you're doing, I'm just trying to figure out what you're doing.
I don't know what you're doing, I'm just trying to figure out what you're doing.
I don't give up y'all!
I don't give up!
So original.
Okay, one minute we need to keep points.
We need Ronnie to pop like a hole.
And I dropped 15 threes.
That's all we need.
Let's get that
Damn, maybe it's me
This is the sassy ass dude ships on
What's your foot over your fucking knees?
What's your sassy eyes?
Take it easy.
One more.
Good, so easy.
Take it easy.
One more.
Take it easy.
One more.
Come on, your brother.
Take it easy.
It's not over yet, y'all.
Thirty-57 seconds.
Come on, Brody!
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
It's crazy.
We may have won.
It's not over, bro. It's not over. We still have 20 seconds!
It's not over we have three seconds
Show whatever?
Yeah
It's not over yet is it?
We're about to go to OT
Oh
Who's that playing in the green right here?
Oh, the bird?
Oh, the bird? I don't know who that is.
Oh, I was asking who the guy in the fit was.
Of course!
I was just gonna post it in the remote.
Dammit!
Fuck!
I was having a bronze hanching bump on the other side.
Where goes the bronze?
I'm stupid.
The bronzer in his fucking ride home bro.
We're not making it, just stay up.
Being a bronzer, yeah.
This guy's from Giggletown, what the fuck?
Oh nice, we get out of here?
No we can't, can we?
Get away.
Only I asked the car out of the way.
My escaper tried to get dirty fog.
He just keeps on, he flies well.
Like there's sort of like nothing bad that would happen if he's saying it.
He tried to get it off.
Yeah.
Let me say dirty fog.
He's gonna look at me like a peon.
Alright, alright.
Very nice Genshin!
I don't know who that is.
I guess you will appreciate it.
Of course!
Come on, get ready please.
I'm trying to get on the ground, but they're waiting for me to leave.
Hey, hey, hey, how y'all doing?
I don't know what I'm talking about.
You guys, without a fork, I'll be looking at you.
I'll get some.
I'll go the way out of here.
All right.
I'll take a double whine.
All right.
All right.
Just get up to your legs and get off.
Then you do what I say.
Hey, shout out Aiden Ross and W Aiden for helping me get these tickets for absolute no reason.
You let it get it for the love, bruh.
Shout out to him.
Go to fucking Dole.
Go to fucking Dole, bruh.
W is in the chapter Aiden.
Oh, man.
Three fucking dollars.
Oh.
I'm with the team.
All right.
Let's head out the room.
Yeah.
Just head off the road.
Down here.
Alright.
That was fucking...
Oh, yeah.
I said just wait.
I asked him if he saw where we were standing when he first got here, and he said yes, and he said no way for us.
Are you good at that? Yeah.
Yeah, that was all he said.
Oh, I'm serious.
I gotta go quick.
But it's his birthday, so he's trying to get home.
Oh my god, we gotta go.
Oh my god, we gotta go.
Oh my god, we gotta go.
Oh my god, we gotta go.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
What's up?
Excuse me, sorry about that.
Excuse me, excuse me.
Excuse me?
Hello?
Oh, dude, what's up, Ryan?
I'm sorry.
Ryan, where's the guy?
Go over here.
Wait, that's my man!
Walk down through these windows.
Oh, hey.
Yeah.
Oh, the medical guy.
I want you to go to the Bronx.
You got to be here.
I know you got...
I know this guy.
Yeah, go ahead.
Go!
You should...
Okay.
No way you just found a tripod!
I can't get it open hold the phone real quick then
I'm just a punisher, I'm just a punisher.
Yeah.
Honestly, the actual punishment?
That's what they're saying.
Wait.
This is the man laying in front of a bronze.
A wine.
I'm not actually looking for something.
What is this, a goodie?
Oh, you brought me more Metagrass gear.
Hold on.
Oh, did you give me it?
Oh, it's...
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you, bro.
Come on, come on, come on.
What's up, Rod?
Oh, I'm waiting for the blood.
Come on, come on.
Hold on, I'm waiting for the blood.
There's a new jersey plate.
Let me go back home.
Hey man, listen. Enjoy it.
Oh my god, thank you all!
Thank you!
You're a nice one, you.
I'm not looking for hot dogs, actually.
Thank you, Dean.
Thank you, I appreciate it.
It's up to you, bro.
Jack, can we sit here and wait?
Yeah, of course.
I see you guys.
Oh, really?
Oh, you guys are the people, huh?
Yeah, yeah, that's fine.
I'm just like, 8 and wrong space, right?
Is your name Ron?
No, I'm about to, hold on.
I'm not looking behind him.
I'm not looking behind him.
I'm actually not looking behind him.
Are you sure?
Any second now you're going to come out.
That's all folks.
Oh, damn it.
God damn it.
Hey, big shout out to Aiden Ross for helping me to find the Sidious Lawyer.
Oh, damn it.
Oh, damn it.
Hey, big shout out to Aiden Ross for helping me to buy these tickets.
We're literally streaming.
Okay, we're done.
Thank you.
Big shout out to Aiden Ross for buying these tickets.
If we didn't go to the game, we wouldn't have been standing in that exact spot where we were just at.
I wouldn't have been standing there for five hours.
Holding a cake.
Holding a cake.
Wait.
End of fucking hot dog blowing out.
Literally.
So, big shout out to big dogs.
Even though me and the Lakers lost.
the same guy behind you is weird
hey man, you know what, close the key door or no?
okay
i'm having my security sniper fucking shoot from the building
what? what? what? what? what?
what? you thought you'd follow me for like 10 minutes
you're not gonna pull me home at all
I'm not, bro.
You fuck off?
I'm not going to take a road.
Thanks, man.
That's the only way.
Oh, my god.
What's this?
I'm going to thank them.
They see you guys.
After the photo, can you stop walking?
I'm asking you like, can you turn around?
No, no, no, no.
It's a breeze.
Oh, fucking social cues.
Of course, brother.
I'm a friendly streamer alive.
How you doing, bro?
How you doing, bro?
How you doing, bro?
How's it going?
How's it going?
How we doing, sir?
Hey, Kobe Bryant all day man. 23 is 24.
Hey, right here, next to it. You already see it bro.
Happy birthday to you.
Police, Brooklyn, on your knees.
Police, Brooklyn, on your knees.
This is a good summer.
Police, Brooklyn, on your knees.
Let a broad name, police, Brooklyn, on your knees.
It's all good.
It's gonna be out there because I'm gonna walk the same direction as you and pretend I'm not behind you.
I'm behind you!
My God!
This is a good day!
This is a great day, man. Honestly, this is a phenomenal day.
I literally was going to say this, but nothing is my promise.
Thank you to God.
Thank you to the Chad W. Stable.
I'm sorry about that, he's about to steal a movie.
They shout out to this table, bro. They're nasty.
This room's fucking going crazy. Not even just viewers' lives. Just like, fun, man.
I'm having more fun day by day.
Second thing is, all of you are shaking your head. Nice.
We hope you have a good time. I see you.
We're fucking smiling.
Good energy.
This concludes our S.K.A. session.
Great.
Please slow down and get some AIs carefully.
If you need y'all to move in your skates, please ask one of the staff members for assistance.
Yeah, you heard the blue chest part.
Please listen to Los Angeles Kings holiday ice rink again soon.
You following me?
I'll kill him.
Again.
I thought we were gonna get into a cutscene there.
Sorry, I knocked him out, but I'm stable in the auto.
I'm bulletproof. Come kill me. No, no, no, no, no, no.
Hey, Kat, by the way, oh, Ron, why are you streaming for three days?
I've not streamed before. Guys, tomorrow I'm live again.
This time, 10-hour stream, I'm pretty sure, because fucking it's New Year's tomorrow.
We're gonna watch the ball drop. We're gonna probably see a gay couple kiss in New York City.
city that's on television they always do that
man yes you do yes you do
ron didn't play like he was
you know it's the first thing
bro but you know it's a good day
hey he didn't play like he was
that's all I'm saying
listen man
oh see
I hear ron
I hear him
that'd be easy
let me see this
let me see it from your perspective
yo that's funny
that's funny too
hello key man
hey nice to see you
I'm not gonna play
I'm not gonna play
I'm not gonna play
I'm not gonna play
I'm not gonna play
that's good man
nice to see you
yeah yeah yeah
I'm the guy that got kicked from the page.
I got kicked, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
What's my name?
Den Denchal.
Den Denchal.
Den Denchal.
That's insane.
Maybe one day, maybe one day we'll have enough motion chat for everyone to mail us, not just
14 year old white boys.
Yeah.
Yeah, bro.
What a fucking 360 my life has been.
Two years ago, actually fucking three now.
Holy shit, three years ago I was walking this street, recording a YouTube video
YouTube video where every comment was kill yourself all off and I had 8,000 views in three days and today
Sitting watching a basketball game and I'm trying to fucking 20,000 plus people
This life's a man. Oh, is it a Ben Wallister's here?
That guy's Jersey
I was thinking about getting these girls.
Everybody stop!
Everybody stop!
You, you, you!
I'll get you.
One second, one second, one second.
Come back, come back, come back, come back!
Come on, let's start the jet.
I'm sorry, I'm trying to help you.
I'm trying to help you.
Oh, so I'm going to be real.
Come on, come on.
Hey, how are you doing?
How are you doing?
How are you doing?
How are you doing?
Hey, how are you doing?
Thank you, bro. A lot of people aren't here if I wanted to. I'm on the ecstasy files
The youngest person on the
Back four years ago in 2022 when I got flown out of my NRG I ran into one of these
Oh, I know a tree! This is right here.
I was recording a vlog not looking in front of me. I ran right into...
No, this tree is this tree. This tree right here.
This tree, you know, it's this tree. It's the one that's in the middle.
I ran right in here like this.
Whole G7X car in my hand broke.
Well, we'll try it from this place.
Yep.
Holy fuck, it's 10.30.
Holy fuck.
He's fast traveling there.
I like to do bits of fucking.
We should do Lost in LA.
Let's try to make our way home.
Let's do it.
Alright, Chad, we're doing Lost in LA and not living in a cat no more.
I'm trying to see if I can go home, but if a single fan comes up to me, I'm ending.
Oh, hold on.
Alright.
Yeah, come on.
That was a sub two seconds.
Alright, Chad.
Not full-eye guys, not full-eye.
It's been a fucking good stream.
It's been a fucking banger.
Maybe we're at the city in the back?
Yeah.
Look at this shit, man.
Today, we streamed for ten hours.
Another ten hours.
We streamed another ten hours.
You know what I'm saying?
Yesterday we streamed nine.
I didn't play the stream like ten and a half.
another 10 hours and guess what I'm back tomorrow tomorrow I'm streaming again
early in the morning I'll be live high around noon same time and we're going
straight to nine o'clock my time 12 o'clock Easter for the ball drop new
years thank you to anyone who followed the stream please please please please
please follow the stream if you're not gonna stop right now so you can be
here tomorrow it's been good vibes good energy I appreciate any single person
who's subbed we missed so many subs because I was IRLing most of the
But listen, man, I'm just here to try to make y'all days better. You know I'm saying there's stupid shit
So thank you guys and shout out to the fucking community and stable fucking every day. We're going crazy right now
We're going crazy shit's been fun
Other than that man join the Twitter com x wish mark calm. Please please please join it
Also, please send stuff to my PO box, please. It was so much fun
Doing shit with the PO box x mission mark PL modz. You can stand it up guys
please man please other than that y'all I will see you guys tomorrow and once
again big shout-outs at Aiden Ross for shout-outs to Aiden Ross for buying me
two quart-sized tickets for actually is there a reason man wouldn't even be
heard out of I am gonna see you tomorrow