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look handsome today a brother chop oh that's the wrong address yo crowed in
with the five gifted are they good yes yes you look good Ron you are so good
looking you are the greatest looking streamer not gonna lie Ron you lost a
lot of weight you look so handsome yo this guy lose weight I could tell he's
been going to the gym thank you so much for all the positivity man everyone
put some W's in the chance and good fucking day today good fucking morning
great fucking morning we're live early new car video is out I guess it is out
as soon as I went live the new core video is out yes guys I have officially
wrapped my car and changed it nobody here knows what color it is so go watch
the video bro go watch the video it is officially out nobody knows nobody knows
the color nobody it's not hate bro don't watch the video for yourself give me a
fucking view on the video dipshit fuck you fuck you you right there fuck you
fuck you yo how I was good time and was good was good queen what up man Joe Joe
what's up ready yes you what the fuck is this what is a spent 72 good morning
Everyone JJ to go to 10 months was good. Thank you for our gift. It's up. Who here wants to be the first hundred get it out the street
Let's get a tally. Oh, I missed you. What's up?
What all
Yo
They were 14 months
save it 11 months take my subs yo when someone leaves a chat message like this
do I read this out loud or no like genuinely am I supposed to read this out
loud like 30 months like am I am I supposed to read this out loud because
I'll be honest with you like no funny shit I read that shit in my head I'm
just keeping it a buck bro I'm just keeping it a buck bro good fucking
morning man actually give me a better song give me give me give me give me give
Give me give me give me. Yes, I like this on
Guys I am fucking mad today is about making it about stable for no,) no
Let's get some W's. Haha. Yes, I am fucking mad. I
Am mad round. They were at six months. Sophia Sophia. Are you a girl?
Jump on me if you're a girl I'm packing into stable champ. Yo groove. Then you're so happy about the sub speed with the sub
Thank you
Stop spamming things up dick
Pay your rent you're kicked out get a job ready to kick out phase up. Yo, is this fucking
MK's alts like he doesn't even know I'm talking about the abbreviation like goddamn
Yo, Josie. Dang it four months. What's good, bro?
You know what pause the music pause the music. I'm not even kidding, bro
I'm mad
Yo
First of foremost get your alrons out go ahead go ahead
No, do it do it do it get it out get it out bro. Oh stable ronaldo you didn't stream yesterday
Fuck you. I'm taking my sub elsewhere. Who's it was a great with that top of retweet
Go ahead go ahead get it out
Go ahead get it out
So if you guys aren't gonna sub to me the ones that are reached first of all you're retweeting hockey kid
9181 you could have any name on twitch, but you choose the name
91 81 there's so many other numbers you could choose you could do like anything
like what is this like 91 80 like this has no abbreviate first of all is this
a shit name first of all you're not even subbed to me and you're saying retweet
where are you gonna take yourself I'm confused you don't even sub to me
listen guys today is gonna be a long string first and foremost let's get that
out of the way so there you go W Ron now this is the W's I woke up today get
Get ready for this.
Not yesterday, no, yesterday.
Actually, let me go about yesterday first.
Yesterday, I didn't stream.
Ron, why didn't you stream?
Ron, what did you do?
Are you even working?
Working off-camera, Ron?
Guys, yesterday I didn't stream to do a Ludwig shoot.
I did a shoot with Ludwig, okay?
So I still did an idea, I still did a piece of content.
It's just not on my channel.
That's number one.
Number two, thank you for all the subs, man.
This is just love.
Oh my God, you guys are just giving me
so many subs bro we aren't eating bro we are dead-ass eating number two number
two number two guys
Jason the wean got invited to the side of my charity match
Go ahead, point and laugh, do it, do it, do it, go ahead, no seriously, do it.
Like I'm dead ass serious, go ahead, get it out, get it out.
Does anyone have the link to the tweet of him getting invited?
Bro, I woke up, not woke up, I was driving to work
yesterday, yes, driving to work.
I was driving to work.
Don't put like the cat looks.
I drove to work yesterday.
I was working and I get a phone call.
Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ding, ding.
And I'm like, who the fuck is this?
Jason, the fucking Veen, right?
Jason, the fucking Veen.
I pick up the phone.
I'm like, yo, what's up, bro?
What's up, man?
I'm working right now.
I'm driving to work as I should, right?
as I should.
Joe, bro, I just got invited to the Sidemen charity match.
When I tell you, I almost pit maneuvered a family of three
in the fucking highway.
Oh my fucking god, I almost, I, go ahead and laugh.
Bro, I'm not even kidding, I saw a loving mom
taking her three kids to school yesterday.
While I got that phone call,
and it took every ounce of fucking inches in my body
not to take the wheel, I just fucking pit maneuver them
and make them fucking flip 40 times.
Yeah, but you know, like, how did Jason even get invited?
Like, what did he have to do?
Is this what he had to do to get fucking invited?
Then I'm gonna set your challenge
to actually be in the charity match.
Oh, okay, ah, ah, ah, ah.
750 points.
750, 750?
I just haven't made the trombone, I just haven't found it.
So this is what he had to do.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Well, I'm over here every single day going in the gym,
Working on my form, working on my body.
Is he a Zerg?
Are you serious?
What did I say?
What did I say?
Ah!
Yo, Mr. Momat, thank you for the 10 gifted, bro.
You have 3,600 gifted.
That 10 gifted is probably the last 10 gifted
before I take my fucking life.
Thank you so much, bro.
You're the last person to ever give 10.
Wrong challenge.
You guys are Joe Rogan-ing right now, for what?
You guys are Joe Rogan-ing for what?
Like, actually for what?
Like, what did he do?
I'm confused.
What did he do to get invited?
Like, I just go to Yoxic for all my news.
Jason Nguyen has been officially invited to such a...
He had to do 50 pushups.
So he did 50 pushups.
Let's go!
Brother, I could literally get on my knees right now
and do 50 push-ups right now.
If this is, if this is what it takes,
nah, he's my friend, bro,
but I'm hating on you today, Jason.
Ah, ah.
Ooh, next time I see you, bro,
you're getting the fucking lightning.
And you're getting the fucking thunder.
And you're not ready for the thunderstorm.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Did that hit?
Did that hit or no?
Did that hit?
Congratulations. Congratulations.
This isn't you, Ron.
Come on, man.
Man, fuck you, I'm dead.
I will pay money to be a water boy.
I'm not even kidding. I will do a fucking humiliation ritual
in front of my child where I'm made out for tomorrow
if that's what it takes. Yo, I put it on God!
Yo, you know what? I don't give a fuck.
I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck.
I'm announcing it right now. Just get ready.
You guys are gonna have the inside scoop. I don't care.
When I get to London in about like a week and a half
with Marlon, okay, by the way,
We're still doing that trip, I keep asking him, he said he's down.
When I go to London, the first day I'm in London, I put it on God, I'm making a poster
and I'm gonna tweet it and it's gonna say, going on at a date tomorrow.
And it's gonna be like a blur, you're not gonna be able to see what is.
My go live notification is going on a date with my new girlfriend.
I'm going on a date with a fucking soccer ball, I'm letting you know right now.
I'm letting you know right now, I'm going on a date with a soccer ball.
I don't care, I'm doing it, I'm doing it, I'm doing it, I don't care.
I don't care.
Don't send me bro. Don't send me when I will be the first ever streamer
How the fuck is torso unbanned? Oh my fucking god
How the fuck is he unbanned this is
Wow, bro. Holy shit
Wow, this is like pulling out an ancient relic
Your best mod is here. You were up there my best mods everyone at torso and give him strokes welcome him back
Well, someone get them a sub if he's not so holy shit guys
I'm not kidding. What was I just talking about before I was really interrupted. What was it?
What was I just talked? Okay? There's a lot of stroke is going on. Hold on. There's a lot of stroke
It's hold on hold on hold on a little cover now around
Hold on hold on hold on a date with a soccer ball guys
Is it gay if I go on a date with a soccer ball?
KSI told me if I go on a date with a soccer ball, I will get invited to the chair
By the way, I don't care. I don't care what you guys say. Yo
You guys none of how many of you guys actually think I got invited go ahead. How many show hands show hands
Show hands guys. I don't have any of the Sidemen's number. None of them
Brother, do you want to see my DMs?
Do you want to see my fucking DMs?
Brother, no, this is actually, is this worth showing?
Dad ass, is this worth showing?
Brother, off stream, mini-minter, can you ask Toby if this is me?
So I said mini-minter this and I said thanks, damn, seen pretty quick, he saw my message
Instantly you must have been you must have been about to ask for my number to see me in London to hang out
Just on my phone bro. He says no
You lost weight yo, where's your diss track I said we still gonna hang out in London
He said when I said in a week and a half and I got seen
Yeah, so guys, I don't know where you guys think that like I'm getting invited.
I literally, I, I, I, I, I'm not kidding, I'm not kidding, bro, like, I hate this chat, man.
Yay shows homage to stable Renoto and plays runaway.
I want to be honest with you, bro. I feel like I made a runaway.
I
Don't know bro. I just feel like I made it popular like how many views did it have before I started doing it
I mean, this is fairs bro. This is fairs
Ron have you seen this clip and then you didn't link anything shout out to Kanye for
Showing how much the stable the stable and everything yeah shout out him bro
This is what are you linking me bro like guys wait, so let me get this straight, right?
Lacey's invited with a torn ACL.
Jason's invited when the last time he played fucking football he was on blacked.
Who else is getting invited?
Who else?
Like, I'm confused.
Don't question mark me.
You don't know about what I'm talking about?
No, don't question mark me.
You've never seen this clip?
Look.
Jason the wean, Kai speed.
Look at this.
This is the clip.
Like you gave up you fat bitch
Synagon invited my dick and balls synagon invited put it y'all
This is this troll needs to die cuz when I get to London, you know what I'm over. I'm over. I'm over
Who in my chat lives in London? I'm dead serious who my child lives in London who lives in the UK?
Who lives in the UK?
Who losing the UK?
I'm not kidding, I'm hosting my own charity match and you guys are welcome to come.
I'm dead serious.
I'm dead ass hosting my own charity match.
I don't care.
I don't care.
I will do that if that's what it takes.
Did you see Burger got invited?
How the fuck does this have 6.5K likes?
Yeah, this is, this is like, this is a sick, this is stupid.
This is stupid.
Now this is stupid.
Even if you come home this game is is even if you black out your screen people just getting get shotguns get popcars and just rush you
What is this?
So man, I'll never ever play h1 z1 again by the way by the way same outfit that's not the same outfit number one number two
Number two my girlfriend keeps telling me to play our graders is that game actually fun?
I'm so confused. There's no way that game is fun
The tattoo smooth apology, but it's only him saying you feel me
You saw me, you saw me, you saw me, you saw me, you saw me, you saw me, you saw me, you saw me, you saw me, you saw me
74 fucking times
How's that zero comments in two months every lobbyist PVP what?
Watch this clip
Fuck away from me fuck away from me. Yeah, I'm not kidding if this kid comes up to me while I'm in London
I don't I actually don't care brother. You know what lays texted me
Lay's literally texted me
Saying yo that kid will get said to heaven if he runs up on us, bro
I'm not gonna lie back cameras getting pointed down and we're backhanding him
Get away from me get away from me. All right. All right. I don't want to smack you are it
What's his name? I'm having a good day today. Don't ruin it. All right, bro. All right. All right, you better
What's his name my day or or and that's his name
That's my first name and last name the fuck
Maybe about 18 months and the 13 months in the two months
All right, I'm about to leave you with a roll man, bro
Alright, bro. Alright, I'm sorry wait. I'm confused. Is he live in London this guy or no. I'm really confused
He is peen poppy unbanned on twitch or no, or he's not fuck with us anymore
I literally got him on band. I this guy was like fuck peen poppy
Bro
Look at this shit
Wait, what's what month are we in right now? What month are we in? Is this backwards dates?
Is it 612 or 12 6 is it backward dates?
January February March April
So the last time he typed was 612 2025
Do you think this guy do you think this guy's gonna come up to me if we go to London or now?
Ron will you be my friend dude, and then what is this emoji like?
What is that?
Ron I did your challenge fuck Scorpio to fuck ping puppy. Yo, I'm not even kidding. This is bad
did I actually create a stalker? yo woesh why are you in my chat when your
streamer is live bro this is how I know you enjoy me more than fucking him bro
come to the stable bro we'll pay you five dollars an hour watch this
Fuck PING POFFIN!
Fuck PING POFFIN!
Fuck PING POFFIN!
Fuck PING POFFIN!
Fuck PING POFFIN!
Around 3 days ago,
the person of the wrong challenged me to say...
If you can say fuck every other...
Fuck PING POFFIN!
100,000 times, I'll buy you the house!
Did I fuck up?
Did I create a fucking monster?
You are a fucking monster!
Fuck PING POFFIN!
You have my personal advice.
So this is the day 4 of saying fuck this good day to fuck pink poppy for you.
I don't understand how hard it is to understand.
I didn't even say who's pink pop, who is pink poppy?
Should I just invite him to the face house or no?
Or to the house, excuse me not the face house.
100,000 times.
So yeah let's start at Ronnie for watching this.
Can we be friends? Can you just send me a message on my any start Twitter just...
Yeah, we have...
Yeah, this guy's a nut.
I'm gonna be honest with you, is this guy like a nut or not?
Friends.
Just a simple message.
Let's just actually...
Like what?
I wanna set records so insane that no one even thinks about beating them.
Bro, you are not gonna be the next Mr. Beast, bro.
I'm gonna be the guy that shits on you.
I mean, it's like I never meet your heroes thing, but I'm like, what does he post?
I'm so confused.
If my streamer university application was a movie, I will not get into the season two
of Easter University, but I'm going to prove you guys wrong with my hard work and debut.
I'm going to be honest with you, as a member of the owner and the member of the stable,
My community wants you to stream Zybus.
I'm just kidding.
I probably shouldn't have joked around that.
Now it's over.
Yeah.
It's-
I actually probably-
Yeah.
Like what?
Oh yeah, this guy's like a nut.
Look at him.
He's stealing thumbnails.
Like what am I even watching?
Same interview.
Eight months apart.
It's May 1st 51.
It's May 1st.
Illusionals.
And psych.
To be honest, I still accept the same sentence.
Okay, yeah.
I'm not gonna lie.
If he runs up on me...
Return it for me. Return it for me.
I will not come back to it.
Please, please. Listen.
Listen. Please.
I will leave right now.
Just...
If I take it, it's going in the trash respectfully, RM.
No, it doesn't matter. Please take it.
I'm sorry, I kid...
What do you think was in it? What do you think was in it?
Please, please, you can't throw it in the power, I can't.
What if it was one of those things where you touch it and then you instantly pass out?
Please, forgive me, brother.
Please, no.
Oh!
Do you think this guy's actually gonna shoot at me? I don't believe it.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
I- I look, you don't. I don't- I don't-
Bro, he flew in for Jason. There's no way he could fly in twice.
Bro, he literally said he quit his job to see Jason.
Don't believe it he doesn't have social cues neither do you
Seriously Jay you switched up for the money back handing a viewer Wow
Did I just hear a fucking...
It's dangerous for you.
I understand, sorry bro.
This is just for the money. You're not already dead heartedly.
Thank you bro.
Be careful.
See me personally bro, someone runs up on me.
Someone runs up on me.
It's over bro. This chat knows I'm on a different type of timing nowadays bro.
Someone runs up on me.
It's not a hey, how you doing?
It's not a yo, what's good.
It's an instant pickup thrown on the ground, slammed.
Game time, simple as that.
I don't play, bro, I don't play.
And, bro, I've been in the gym on God.
On everything, I love on chats,
like on whatever you want, I don't care.
I've been in the gym, I've been working out.
No, I swear, I ask adapt.
If my dad goes live today, go to adapt, let him know.
Let him know, bro, let it ask him.
You should do this to get into the charity match
You are actually a fucking
No, this is this is this is just loser activities. You're in your car alone screaming in the fucking nighttime snow
Asking fucking
This is the stable aka outlaw, please don't stay worn out of the stream
Yo, do you guys just see you're just waiting every single day? God fucking damn I drew you
Bro kick fucking rocks. I don't care about your drawing bro. I like I don't care, bro. I
Don't care. Maybe just do both and be patient
That could be us Chad that could be dead-ass us guys today. The house is getting torn apart. I know I know
Get sad
Get sad the house is getting torn apart
Within the next 30 days as y'all read this title
within the next 30 days
The phase house is getting torn apart
You'll see it when we iron out today.
The house is getting restored because apparently they want to put it up for rent.
I don't know.
So with that being said, today I'm doing the first ever stable Ronaldo garage sale.
Yep.
I will be gathering items from your favorite streamers, Marlon, Lacey, Jason, Silky, Adapt,
maybe even some Blackboy Max items around the house.
We will be going around the house, I will be boxing up a bunch of people's stuff, and
I will drop a location in LA for you guys to come.
Maybe there'll be zero people that come, maybe there'll be that one person that comes.
And we will be giving away items for money.
Yep, it's all good.
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
We're doing the first ever garage sale.
Maybe we meet in front of 371, 2 Broad lawn?
Maybe?
I'll give you 12 dollars for the GT3.
Take it or leave it.
Why would I ever give away my car
for 12 fucking dollars you moron?
Watch this.
Jason, I'm really sorry again, brother.
Why is Jason reposting this?
I didn't want it to be a stalker for you.
I really wanted to hang out because in London,
I don't have any friends, cousins, or any kind of family members, no parents.
So it is more like I have my part time job at my university and that's it.
I don't have any friends.
I'm like a fucking sob story, bro.
My viewers don't have friends.
My viewers don't have jobs.
My viewers go to school, probably leave early to watch my shit, but you just sound like
everybody, bro.
Like, I'm sorry, I'm not impressed.
They give it a 10 viewer raid.
If you're here from the Raid Drop on me,
there's probably a lot of people from that Raid.
I guess modding isn't a job.
Jhans, you are literally unemployed.
I'm letting you know right now.
I'm dead.
You are actually unemployed.
In my university and all the people in my part time job,
all have kids.
So they are like, they are literally un-case formula.
To be honest with you,
I really didn't want to cause you problems.
So if not saying the things I personally
I feel like you know what?
I feel like he's got to try harder.
I feel like he's got to go up to Jason one more time
and give him a hug this time.
That's what I feel like, bro.
I'm kidding.
They were the five gifted.
NECO!
Let's go!
What the five gifted?
Thank you so much, man.
Much appreciated.
Thank you. Yo guys. Yo guys. Um, do I make a bet for sports betting for this weekend? Oh
Arnold Schwartz
Oh
All right, let's try this
Arnold Schwartz
No, I'm gonna pass on that one, bro
Thank you so much for the five you have to call me ungrateful go ahead call me ungrateful bro do it
Go ahead bro ungrateful Ron do it
Go ahead, do it. I'm not doing it. L, L, you go. I know, I know.
Guys, I'm making my first ever sports bet this weekend for the Super Bowl.
Which team do I bet on, bro? I actually don't know.
I want my first win to be a good win, you know what I'm saying?
Should I do like the voice where I go,
Oh my god, you are so cr- Yo, you are so cr- Yo, I did not sit- Oh my god.
Should I do like the voice where I go, neither!
It's, I was saying never, bro. Like,
what is this?
Mr. Beast was shocked after one of the Beast Games contestants eliminated his girlfriend
without thinking twice, causing her to instantly- Bro, I'm not gonna lie, bro.
Mr. Beast offered me a million dollars or have my girlfriend lose, bro.
My girlfriend's losing. I, you think I give a fuck?
Yo, there's not even gonna be a single thought in my brain.
Like, there's genuinely not a thought in my brain.
Bro, have they told me? Like, yeah.
Are you sure you want to smash your heart?
I'm so confused if they're dating they both get the money at the end of the day because the girl usually takes it all
Anyway and cries oh, bro. I want this. Oh, I want a oh, I want a Birkin bag. Oh, I want a Kelly
Oh, I want I want this I want a g waggling. Oh blah blah blah blah shut up
Shut up enjoy your fucking 20 piece nuggets for McDonald's and shut up
I don't think I was expecting that one. He had to do what he felt he had to do was fake cry
I've seen these plays before bro, right? So it is what it is. It just sucks
Bro who fucking cares whoop the fucking do you're about to go home
You're about to fucking sit there watch your boyfriend make five million dollars just for you to divorce in three years
Take half of it after taxes you take home a million five hundred thousand shut up
You can't even go to WDC without her permission brother first of all your name is Ron's rented Ferrari a 12 gts
You are bored number one number two
I couldn't go wherever the fuck I want to go in this world if I want to go to a fucking strip club and throw fucking pennies at
The strippers instead of dollars. I'm doing that bro. You understand that I could do whatever the fuck
I want. I'm a grown-ass fucking man. It's as simple as that. That's not cap
What are you linking me?
Corrupt.
He needs to watch you.
Jesus.
Fucking Christ.
They're here in two months.
You can, but you won't have a girlfriend?
Whoopty fucking do.
Whoopty fucking do.
I'm a grown ass man.
You're not gonna sit here in my working environment
and tell me what I can and can't do.
Whoopty do. I will go to whatever I fucking want to go to.
I'm a grown man. I'm not a little puppy.
Don't act like you weren't meowing for me this morning.
What does that even mean?
What does that even mean, bro?
I'm the alpha.
StableRenoto still holds the record for the most viewed Twitch clip of all time.
Do you think this has to be bothered?
No?
There's zero chance a Twitch clip has 18 million views.
Yeah, say sorry dude.
Say so-
Oh no, very shit.
Lacey, you better get you in trouble.
Lacey, girlfriend.
Dial-a-crate, let's see how you hung up the phone.
Piss that, please.
Wait a minute.
Yes!
Hey!
I've seen this clip before.
I was-
I- I didn't lie, but apparently I am going to be Lacey.
Why'd she hang up?
Why'd she hang up?
Why'd you hang up?
What even is EDC, bro?
What is it?
Like, you guys want me to go to fucking...
Is this?
Like, what is this?
Why would I not be able to go to this?
Like, what is so different about this?
What's so bad about this?
Does he does he know?
There's just a bunch of Asian women who fucking cares bro. I have an Asian woman. I don't care about these other fucking girls, man
God damn
Toby might be the biggest snake
I got one attempt I don't hit it
So now okay, so now max got invited. Okay. Yeah, so max Lacey Jason. Who's next bro Marlon? Who's next to that?
Like I'm confused bro like I'm dead serious go ahead laugh bro. I actually don't care I
Actually don't care anymore. I'm dead serious. I'm hosting my own charity match, bro
I'm dead. I was gonna host my own charity match
Marlin is already invited put it on God
Where do you get this knowledge from your conspiracies conspiracy series was right?
Logging info for a few epsions emails who accidentally is the latest at the fast briefing in people to flushes you okay?
There's email doesn't act that had activity after his death
I'm gonna be honest, bro
He's still alive walking what did you slain me?
Who the f**k? Me? Amiga?
Oh yeah, alright, yeah.
Jason at EDC last year?
Yugi and J-Arky?
Okay, I didn't mean to- I'm not looking- I was looking at-
at forget Jason for a second wait so Yugi and Arke just had girls on top okay so this is why
my girlfriend doesn't want me to go she's afraid of me talking to other asian women
i don't care you know now i should go now i should go to stream it should i go to stream it this time
My girlfriend just sent me a picture of fucking burger
What is EDC May 15th marker counters that we're gone
Let's go we're gonna go May 15th. We're gonna go we'll stream it we'll have some fun
Maybe we'll do some Mali a not a batch out not a batch out naps naps naps
But you got the Twitter calm
What did I miss?
Santi listened through the convo and went live not even two days later good bro fucking good
Roger do a therapy stream with dr. K. I do want to do a therapy stream with dr. K, bro
I'm dead serious. Does anyone have any contact info to him? Jason didn't respond, bro. I think that'd be a good stream. No
Tell them all my problems
Sidemen clothing comments Phil was stable or no, no after they asked who wants to be in the charity match on God
Or God
Wait
Where
Huh
Simon clothing.
Wait, what is this?
Well, I'm not even kidding.
I read this.
I read this and then I looked at my likes
and I already like, like,
this is so cringe.
So,
oh my God, bro.
Actually, who should play?
Comment below.
First and foremost, who is this right here?
I'm not trying to be racist, but is this Max?
Like, I don't even want to be that guy,
But it looks like DDG, it is, it look, whatever bro.
Holy shit, 2.3k likes, 950 comments.
Stable Ronaldo, stable Ronaldo, stable Ronaldo, stable Ronaldo, stable Ronaldo, stable Ronaldo,
Marlon.
Stable Ronaldo.
stable stable stable stable stable stable stable stable stable stable stable stable stable stable
yeah I'm not gonna lie you guys did pretty good bro I didn't even tell you guys to do
this I didn't even retweet I didn't even see this tweet nice job everybody nice job
bro for that you guys get an extra five minutes of stream today well done five more extra minutes
bro
Said is so happy so this is who strings having me playing games
That's what new egg sounds like
Run nigga nigga nigga whoa shut this not
Yo, he's a net actually sounds racist
Is that Toby
Tobi! Yo Tobi bro! Yo Tobi! Yo! Yo listen man, I'm gonna be in London like in a week
with Marlon bro. You gonna be free to hang out? Maybe we can do a couple challenges together?
Yo maybe we can do a couple challenges. What you think bro? What you think? No? You gonna
see me in a week I'm gonna be stop shouting at me I'm just trying to watch
the stream okay so it's just gotta be alright so there you guys go go ahead
go ahead get your laughter's out bro yeah go ahead so when okay yeah go ahead
yep so I started my stream less than 40 minutes ago haven't even gotten to the
main content yet and I'm already getting fucking trolled bro I'm telling you
right now chat I'm going to London I'm going to London February like 15th or
16th with Marlin if I'm not invited before then I'm hosting my own charity
match you've been warned Toby I will post an address in London with Marlin and
I'm gonna host my own charity match where all proceeds go to stable run auto
as simple as that yeah put the Sun you all go ahead bro it's gonna be bigger
than the Wemby Stadium can you play you know what bro you could be you could be
Let's get a starting player.
I wanna post who in this chat lives in London.
Drop on me, I'm trying to see something.
Listen, I'm going to host a match.
February, like 17th, 17th in London.
I don't care, bro.
If you're in there, we're gonna post an address.
Well, how many people are in the Wemby Stadium?
We could beat that.
How many people play, no, how many people attend Wemby Stadium?
Bro, we could un-Ironically beat that.
when the stadium holds 90,000 seat venue hosted over 2.9 million people across 40
majors
Okay, ha man said Wemby Stadium. Oh, I was thinking of the basketball player Wemby Wembley
bro. Yeah, listen, I feel like we could get 90,000 people to show up. How many people
would show up to it? How many people showed up to my meet and greet last year when I posted
it. Stable, Renoto, Neat, and Greet. You gotta keep in mind, bro, nobody came to my
meet and greet. Where's all your fans? Oh, where's all your fans? They said they're
on their way in the chat. Where's your fans? I don't see any of your fans.
I miss Pepsi. Yeah, I'm gonna be honest
This is fucked man, nobody showed up to my meet and greet nobody showing up to my fuck
You know what listen to chat. Let me teach you something in life. Let me give you some word of advice
Let me give you some word of advice chat
Okay
Don't listen to the hate ignore the hate and push past it
People are gonna say, Ron, when you host your charity match,
it's gonna be a fluke, it's gonna be boring,
it's gonna be mid, no one's showing up.
Bro, I'm gonna post that address
and I kid you not, we're gonna fulfill,
well, let me call Marlon.
Even though he's in the, wait,
where's Marlon in the world right now, not the UK?
Where's he at?
I gotta call him on, bro, I have to call him
on fucking Instagram.
Like, what the fuck is this, listen, shh.
It's kind of a nice beat to it.
Hold on.
Okay, so he doesn't pick up.
Whatever.
That's cool.
Go ahead and laugh.
Do it laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh.
I don't care.
I'm not even going to look at that.
I don't.
I don't even care.
I don't I don't even care
Listen, what did I just say people might not show up, but it doesn't matter
It actually doesn't matter because at the end of the day bro haters are my
Wait, what is it?
Haters are my waiters at the table of success with dinner accompanied by
Haters are my waiters
Hater no no
Haters are my waiters at the table of dinner with the success being accompanied by the ffff
I- listen bro shut up we're gonna beat the Wembley Stadium
I don't care I'll see you then Toby whether you're there or not
I'll be there when Marlon
MMMM Marlon!
Yo Saeed actually says the N word like it sounds racist when he says it no?
Like does this not sound racist?
NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA RUN NIGGA
Like how bored do you have to be to stream snipe stable or not on a video game?
Like is this what you guys wait for for me to get on a game to snipe me like this is so like
Like you're this fucking happy in the darkness of the OSCS house, bro
This house is a fucking filth and you're over here giggling fucking giggling in the dark, bro
Streams typing me on a fucking 15 year old game. You are a fucking loser
Yo, run run
Okay, yeah
Um, if he streams today, will it be on Twitch?
What kind of stupid a- I'm gonna kick people out of the comments.
Like, no it'll be on Instagram, not Facebook gaming.
People are so mean to you.
Yes, he will stream on Twitch.
I- I should hide this mess.
And then I read his bio.
Okay, yeah, this is- I'm over this.
I'm over this.
Ron, money can't buy you a six-pack, get to work, buddy.
no mace 56
like, it's like, what is
a human sort
yeah, I can't man
I actually, no, no, I really can't bro
Santa got invited to the charity match
you have to do fucking what?
for fucking to do what bro?
you did wrong sidearty
you know what?
run the bitch
yeah, I'm over this shit
I'm over this shit bro
I'm not kidding, you're not invited to my charity match
simple as that bro
no no no no, I'm over it
No, no, no, call me a bitch, Shat. Do it. Laugh. L-O-L-L-O-L-L-L.
Jason and Toby are too nice. Deadass, don't tolerate his behavior. Press the fucking thing.
He'll 100% snipe you and Marlin needs to be a reality check.
Dude, Deadass thinks he's friends with Jason and John just because Jason hasn't called him out.
Dude, Marlin's gonna body slam him. I don't need security when I have Marlin.
Is that dick riding? Who is this?
I
Do not I'm such a linker like everything is too open, bro. I don't know where was oh here
We are um the old Ron from the stable I
Did keep Ron for a little bit today, dude if I don't go live do you guys go to other people's chats and ask for
About like what are you guys doing? Hey, I apologize
Me and Ron had a shoot. Let me tell you
it was electric cinema Ron shocked me to my core there's actually a good shoe
bro hey guys not feeling super well that I had a crazy last month what's the
rest of it and recharge I love you guys London's yo I'm so confused when I take
one day off do you guys just like panic in the calm I'm actually so fucking
confused bro I missed I kid you not I missed three days or five days of
streaming in January I've missed one in February shut up holy fucking shit like
holy fucking shit L port timer brother out of those five days I still filmed
car videos I step Ron mail failed to determine content classification what
bro I'm a grinder W grinder simple as that calm Dennis turns into 1940s
Germany when Ron doesn't go live yeah this chat's fucking wild man um dear
I'm deeply remorseful to inform you that I will not be attending this stream today due to my job
Unless you can get a stream strictly around 6 30 p.m. Pacific to 10 30 p.m. Pacific window
I cannot and will not be at the concourse
Sincere
MINIMITER
MY FUCKING GUY
YES
MY FUCKING GUY YO
YO MINIMITER
YO SIMON
I'm gonna be in London February 15th with Marlon Marlon
With Marlon, bro with Marlon. Listen
You and Toby are officially invited to the stable Renato and Marlon charity match
We will be hosting a charity match February like 17th 18th. You are invited, bro
You know what I'm saying you are invited. I'll be hosting a charity match. You know what you're invited
anything you want to say
What that's not what I said no me no no no I think you misheard me so I think you
misheard me so what I was saying was me and Marlon will be going to love your
You did not get unbanned to put school emojis in my chat.
Me and Marlon will be hosting a charity match in February, February, like 18th Pride, because
we'll be in London the 15th.
You're welcome to join.
Toby already accepted my invite, kind of, not really.
He said he might show up.
So you're welcome to come.
You know what?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Does that sound like a good plan?
Did he leave?
Did he left?
He left?
Alright.
Yeah, I'm not going to elaborate.
Sorry, I stopped this.
Yeah, I give up.
I did it.
I'm not even kidding, bro.
I swear to God, I swear to God.
Bro, I'm telling you right now, I have the worst,
you guys are gonna probably love this schedule.
I'm about to go to London, I'm about to spend seven bands
with fucking flights for this fucking idiot right here.
A place to live, to go with Marlon,
to strictly go on a date with a fucking soccer ball.
To hopefully that KSI will say, okay,
you're invited, because that was his offer.
to host a fucking charity match by myself because Marlon Pye won't even show up, and neither
will my fucking community, and probably go to fucking Bandos, that's it!
Like, well, I'm gonna spend seven bands to go eat, do a fucked up meet and greet, and
go on a fucking date with a soccer ball, bro.
Like...
Like...
Cinema, cinema, cinema.
Cinema cinema cinema
Everyone who I've asked has said no I asked Simon to hang out. He left me on red. I asked Toby to hang out
He left me on scene. I'm over. When are these restocking who the fuck is selling my old merch?
Yo, Baltic they are the five gifted, bro
Toby's in Sinus chat put it on God
I'm about to know about a crash
Why are these off to fail your bitch ass?
I
Can't I can't listen to her stream of audio?
actually can't
Toby jizzles get that's cap. That's cap. That's cap. Give me the website. That is fucking cap. That's cap
That is fucking cat that no no this is actually cat
This is actually cat. No, no, this cat give me no no this cat
Where
I
Heard today's in the cops birthday when we get a happy birthday he actually get the 10
W chat Toby jizzle 10 gifted is she cabin chat low
Oh, WChat, WCyna, see you in a, yeah,
nah, I'm not kidding, Toby Gillier, so I'm over.
Nah, I don't care, I don't care, cancel me, I don't care.
Nah, this is, I'm over, nah, now I'm actually over.
Nah, nah, now I'm actually over.
I don't care, bro, I actually don't care.
You give the dead sips to fucking sit up!
Are you dead ass?
Are you dead ass?
Are you dead ass?
Not to fucking mention,
you're typing nothing but positivity in her chat.
Whoa, I'm better, let's check out
Why are you typing in my chat, bro?
Like, you're typing LOL, see you in April,
exclamation mark, like what the fuck
are you typing in my chat?
Stop shouting at me.
Man said, when be stadium, like what?
Oh, you gifted me 10 subs back in January.
You said I'm your favorite after Simon and JJ and Harry
and Josh and Ethan and Vic, bro, you're still up there.
What else did he say?
Wait, wait, Toby gifted me mad subs.
Where's my boy stable 2024?
Damn, bro.
Wait, we used to be good friends.
What happened?
What about Simon?
Did Simon say anything in my chat back then?
Was he?
Phone, bro.
Wait, is that right now?
Wait.
Wait, oh my god
I swear to god, bro. I thought that was the same day today
Why are you laughing? Ziggy gifted
You've gifted 90 subs this is it real
I didn't forget about you. He's hot about I'm a yeah. Yeah. Oh my god
No, no, I'm not even gonna say nothing if I speak I'm in big trouble, bro. I'm a I'm actually
What if Simon say in my chat? Oh
Thank you for the sub Simon. Oh my god, bro. Look at them. They love me
What happened did I fall off?
Did I fall off?
Yes
Y'all, you're a weird chat. You're fucking weird.
You became an asshole. Fake mad equals funny.
Lol W. Okay. Alright.
I'm not doing this. Don't ask me to do this, bro.
Don't ask me to do this. Listen, bro.
I don't know who's restocking my old fucking merch.
Notice how he won't read or think this is a fucking sticky 55 months.
Who is reselling this? Nobody is buying this in this chat, bro.
Holy shit, 100% polyester STs.
This is my first ever, does anyone in my chat even know what this is?
Like, do you guys even know what this is?
Israel intelligence.
Oh yeah.
Alright bro, I better go up 50,000 viewers for reacting this much shit.
Siderman, clothing, comments, fill with stable or not if they asked who wants to be in the
charity match.
Dude, I saw this earlier, you probably just joined the stream because my noties don't
I'll drop a me if you didn't get a notey, bro
I'm actually so surprised how many comments are filled me when I didn't even tell you guys to do this
You guys are fucking great, bro. For that reason you get five extra minutes at today's stream. I
Tried calling Marlin on Instagram because I don't know any other way. I'm gonna try to call him again
Bro shout out to the fucking stable bro did s
No answer from Marlin on the fucking Instagram. What am I supposed to call Marlin on what's happening?
What the fuck is what's up? Do you guys have one of those?
Start a call so I call Marlon on this it's gonna work
But I'm
Hold
Hold
Marlon
message
Face time allow
If you just hang up on me he he dead asses
No, I don't care I'm dead serious that was like not even a second
Can we get five minutes of advertisements you might be the only viewer who asked for fucking ads you loser um
Yeah, shout out to you guys for real, bro. W stable in the chat. What else did I miss while we go through this real quick?
Holy shit, damn, bro. It's almost been a year
Actually, it has been a year now
almost
Be honest was I better looking back then I don't think so I
Think I was lucky chop
Notice after me subbing to seven months every month. You still not invite me out to his ex face. That's too cool. You're schnitz, but fuck you
This was the end of December. I
Was low-key. I used to be so chopped. It's crazy
Genuinely used to be so but no troll seeing seeing their smiles. Just make me so happy anyone else. I'm dead serious
They I don't know what it is. They just make me so happy
Dude, you know what the craziest part is
dude, I
Look at this stable rinodo sideman bro. I swear to God. I was so fat look at this
Bro, so how does a 2v2 work if I don't know I actually don't know how you guys got me this fat
Bro, look at my fucking body. I look nothing like this right now. I swear. Okay, and I see you can join the race
I
Was so out of shape like look at this bro. I look like a fucking bowling. I look like a ogre
No wonder you guys don't take me seriously. Look at this fucking hump of whale
Look at this. I look like a fucking whale
Holy shit
Holy
Oh, this is yo, I'm not kidding. I actually was fat
No, I don't look like this anymore. I swear to God. I don't I work out now chat
I'm serious. I actually work out.
The craziest part is, you know Jason knew I was getting invited this whole time and I didn't know.
You know, he knew this whole time, took me to London, didn't tell me at all, and I didn't know.
Most replayed sob.
That doesn't change, he's getting it.
Oh my god, fuck you.
guys I have an announcement the car video is out I admit it I wrap my car
pink yep I know I know I know I know I admit it I wrap my car pink nobody knew
guys if you can go click the video right now it's pinned leave a comment and like
the video get me into the algorithm be the W community that you guys are brah
what do you think about it though you think it's a nice color or is he gay I
I love this color.
I think it turned out really well,
and we'll show you guys downstairs soon,
but like, look at this shit.
Yeah, for free.
Oh, Santa's face is coming to me, all right.
Fine.
Hi, Ron!
What?
No, no, no.
Like, what do you want?
Like, what do you want?
I just wanted to call and see how your day is going.
Are you doing anything in April?
Am I doing anything in April?
Yeah, I was gonna say we can have like a stream,
if you want to play a stream together.
What is it April tell me
What would you actually do for the chair
Don't think you could do more than me
Cause at least I'm invited. I watched you watch the guitar game and you literally said, uh, and you literally said, oh, these guys are like, oh, really athletic.
Like, who says that while watching a match? Either you're good at soccer or you're not. You're not.
You sound like a hater. You sound like a hater.
No, I sound like somebody who got invited.
You do get invited. Show me who got invited. Show me who got invited. Show me who got invited. Show me. Show me.
I will literally show you. Get somebody at 12 o'clock so I can sign the plate.
I put it on God. There's zero chance. There's zero chance. May God strike me down if you're invited over me.
me I so I don't care I actually I yo I despise you you know that you fucking
idiot you fucking idiot you're there for you or you are there to get invited wait
there's no way wait oh there's a joke now this has to be a joke why is he
messaging you on Twitter saying yes sir we got you yo I'm not kidding this is
This is some type of fucking sick joke!
This is some type of fucking sick joke, bro!
No, this is not even, like, this is a joke!
This is a joke!
This is a joke!
This has to be a joke!
This actually has to be a joke.
I mean, there's not really funny about it.
I guess I got your pores and I got your spots, so.
Ain't better get that shit back in blood, bitch.
Get that shit back in blood.
Are you in some mad?
Why was your Popeye's meal 4,000 calories?
I had a bolt for the turkey.
Oh my.
Get off!
Look, I don't get it.
Like I actually don't get it.
No, I actually don't get it.
I'm not kidding.
You guys think I'm...
No, I don't give a fuck.
Sit down.
I don't care.
I'm leaking.
Toby messes her. Yes, sir. You can't even see it. Yes, sir. We got you
If you stop crying maybe if I stop crying maybe what does that even fucking mean
What does that even fucking mean
Like what does that even mean?
Anyways, Chad, none of y'all knew this, but I got my car wrapped pink.
It's a big surprise.
I know it.
Big fucking surprise.
Yeah.
So that's not going to be permanent, obviously, but yeah, make sure to go like the video it's
pinned.
Look at this shit.
Look how nice it sounds now.
Look how nice our car sounds.
Yes, hour.
Yup, and then look at this one too.
We did another one late at night.
This is the one.
This is the one that I probably get a text from the mayor saying that I shouldn't be
This is into this one. They're looking back home real quick right up. Listen to our car. I wish I could have a quarter more
But it's kind of hard. There's so much competition
My way, this is a private street that I own
No, what it is those are my friends Montana plate. Well, yeah, Montana plate because I live in Montana, bro
Guys, you guys know this. I only am here for half of the year. Not even
Come on, bro. Shout out to Siggi. This is a good video. Drop a W in the comments
I don't know, Sin is calling me back, okay?
I'm working.
Yo, I'm working.
What do you want?
No, explain to me why my updates page posted could be you complaining about me getting
invited and not you.
And for some reason, for some reason, you decide to pull your pants down in the clip and show
your little ass print in the fucking clip that my updates page posted.
First of all, first of all, I'm not going to talk about my print to another woman, okay?
Okay, okay, but you should have put on the internet either, where my fucking page is posting it. That's crazy!
Second of all, second of all, obviously I didn't mean for my, for my meat to slip out, okay? That's number one, am I right?
Number two, number two, number two...
Don't put the face, guys, and we can never meet, bro. The internet is not safe.
Number two, Boba's in my chat. Boba knows my meat. I'm, I'm, my meat. Yeah, I'm hanging up the phone here.
I'm uncomfortable talking about my meat.
Bobo let the chat know, Bobo let the chat know I got a big penis.
Please.
Please.
Horse.
Holy shit I just watched a clip that little adic.
Mario, I'm gonna kill you.
Oh, so you guys are in my offline chat when I'm not live-ing, not live-ing, not streaming,
excuse me.
Jason, the weenie, we will get that invite one way or another, and then you put this
speed email.
What the fuck is this?
Um, the sil- Okay, I've seen that.
Um, Ron X Marlin in London, they stream with the Simon, Marlin gets invited in front of
Ron, Ron doesn't get invited, Sinema, brother- Thanks for inviting the stable deterrent match,
we'll be there at Simon.
But what does this even mean? Why does it have 43 likes?
Dad how good was January 2026 stable or not? Oh, you guys do this when I miss one day of streaming
Bro, we're four days into February. What are you doing?
We are four days into fucking I didn't even go to New York until like the seventh day
I
You are so cringe hi, baby, I miss you. I miss you so much. I'll be home soon. Okay, is this for me?
It's for me
Hi, baby, I miss you
Whatever
Cool day your girlfriend bro. No one cares
Nobody had how Primes to we knew was moving. I want to do a Brazil trip with or a Thailand trip with Jason. I told him that
Okay, this might seem like hate but if Ron goes to the charity match
Can he actually train for and get decent so you can actually do something this match instead of being a side character?
That gets one minute of playtime. I want to see him actually touch the ball this year
bro I I'm training right now in case I get invited I've been running ask adapt
I've been running I've been sprinting I've been practicing hitting a ball just in
case I want to do a stream with him yes but like extra Emily had a vision why
do I feel like I just got a vision that Ron's gonna win for what ain't no way I
I gotta beat Ron.
I just had a premonition.
Stable Ronaldo wins the Mr. Beast video.
I declined his invite.
I have to, I have to get.
I don't know, I just don't want to do it.
It's first ever reload.
He was working hard.
Who's this?
What?
Who's this?
Why?
Because I don't want to do it.
What?
I mean, bro, I I appreciate the invite like it's the end of the month and I would be gone
for like four days of streaming three days of streaming where I'm not gonna be able to
do anything and then like I don't know like let's be realistic here.
Do you guys really think I'm gonna win?
There's probably people that I want to win way more than me, right?
Yeah, it's like I don't know it's like
Could have networked I think you guys think too literally bro like I just have fun streaming like that shit's cool
And I appreciate but it's like bro. Like I just I don't know
Enjoy it declining invite equals funny. Oh
Chat adapt confirm gym session. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, bro. Let me call that right now
I'm trying to tell you guys I've been in the gym and I put that on Scorpio 2's life
So that oh by the way
Adapt an eye or bringing back wait tell me to pick up the phone
Is this his number someone's on to pick up the phone?
Is he with someone or no
Where did he air me?
Yo!
You see the lights?
That's not true.
What?
What's going on inside?
Bro, tell them that I've been going to the gym, bro!
I did.
I mean, did you hit it today?
I'm going after stream.
Mmm.
That's what I'm talking about.
Yeah, we were in there yesterday.
And then tell them what we're going to do tomorrow, right?
Or are you not streaming tomorrow?
Oh.
No, we can do that tomorrow.
Guys, tomorrow we're running back the iconic stream.
The one that went mega viral.
Me and ADAPT are going for IRL trick shots again.
We're gonna be going for IRL trick shots.
We're gonna get some guns.
We're gonna go for suicide shots this time though.
We have to up the scale.
Last time we did the basic ones.
We needed to up the scale right now.
We need to go for suicide shots.
Yes, we need to go for suicide shots.
Wait, where is the clip of me hitting it with the,
yeah, this is it.
This clip, chat.
We're running this bad.
Yes, yes, classic chat.
We need Pepsi, I know, bro.
Where's Pepsi, bro?
Pepsi did help us a lot with this.
I still can't believe I did.
This might be my most viewed trick shot ever
next to the Cranky Shop.
And it's an IRL show, so I was kinda calm, though.
I'm calm.
Need the buzz?
I don't know if I need the buzz.
All right, man, well, I'll see you tomorrow, maybe.
All right, righty, son.
Hey, man, wait, also,
can you leave a couple items outside of your house?
What I'm gonna be doing a garage sale today since we're moving out soon
So I'm gonna take items from everybody and I want to just give them out to the public
All right, but I'll come in there when I need to peace
Can I even ask a question
You are a dweeb, bro. If he streams it, where else do I stream? Where else do I stream, bro?
Ron repeating the same things, Urshin Loki making me want to watch Scorpio. Yo, this is just a oh my god
I'm just caught up like oh my god, bro
We're with not only the sub-a-thon, but just the amount of individual creators that we have here and all of your guys's successes
It's super cool to see you guys all thrive and damn this interview is so bro. Oh my god
You don't even know about this interview. Do we explain to you guys this already?
It was so my god, man. Oh my god, um
All right, anything else I miss before
Anything else belka, okay
Your name how to say your name
Let alone the effect goes on your face
Give it a minute who used to know
Well, I guess it's just the way things go
I guess it's just the way that I want to go
Wait, what is this?
This fucking short Indian Ron already leaked Lacey's color and wheels and everything
Fucking stupid short Indian
What? No one ever told me not to show it
Bro that car has been sitting in the garage for like three weeks getting wrapped
I don't know who's doing this but they're like
but they're like whoa he never texted me not to show it what the fuck is this hate message does it's simple must it bro
God damn
My cars have been leaked before but obviously I didn't do that on purpose. He didn't tell me jeez Louise
Not wrong though, bro. Nobody told me not to show it
I literally would have I'm gonna go in the garage after this and show my car. I wouldn't have known
Leak equals apologize. Yo, what is this chat? Oh my I'm not even kidding, bro. Oh my god. It's been bad
It's getting it's getting bad bro. Holy fuck
How do you guys have the OSDS house just ready here, man?
I did say sorry. I literally said I didn't know and I'm sorry
Yeah, we got to get rid of AI you guys become such fucking losers you yes you
When you on the other side of the world ready to go to sleep and Roddy Sun sparks up the stream
What's the best Bad Bunny song? I'm not even kidding, I want to get cultured. I've never
listened to a Bad Bunny song. What's the best song so I can understand it? I've never
gotten... Yeah, by the way, also, if you're on the other side of the world to watch my
streams move, simple as that. Bad Bunny DTMF.
Hold on I kind of like this beat
Holy shit he is huge. Is he the biggest artist?
I don't even know what he's saying, but this shit low key kind of sound I like this beat low key
Hey, buddy, you trying to do a stream?
This is fire, lowkey.
I lowkey like this, bro.
This is not bad.
Not too shabby.
Dean's messaging me saying, call me, important.
I'm just going to choose to ignore you.
What is this?
Wait, you skipped the song.
Bro, what did I do?
Why do you guys always say I did something wrong?
You didn't even...
Whatever, bro.
Okay, hold on.
I got you.
I'm trying to see if I know any of these words. The only word I know is Biblo-Tecca.
Oh
And if you're in a garage, you better help me
Hey, hey, what, what, what am I like?
Do I gotta learn Spanish or no?
I look, you really want to learn Spanish.
Like, I really, so, no, a lot of you guys
saying like no or something like that.
Bro, I feel like it is my job as a quote unquote influencer,
whatever you want to call me.
I feel like I should learn a language, bro.
I feel like I should learn a language, bro.
up my ball knowledge of just everything.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, bro, I got to be a good example for the people that watch me.
I got to lose weight, number one, true.
I got to be consistent, true.
And then I got to learn Spanish.
You don't even know English, low W.
The top 100 most streamed rap songs of all time, 2025.
I'm going to be honest with you.
What is the top most streamed rap song in 2025?
I don't even know.
What is it?
Is it Travis Scott?
It's gonna be not like, wait,
is not like us a rap song or no?
Hey everyone, welcome.
Joe Mike one.
I got problems in Atlanta.
In 2025, this is the most,
this isn't the most, listen to,
this is the most streamed, most streamed.
The people still listen to those rap and take to the love, y'all y'all
I don't even know what this is
I don't even know this song
1.3 billion?
Did Little Baby fall off? Let's keep it up
11 years ago today, by the way, I know I keep pausing
11 years ago today, White Iverson came out
Came out
Isn't that crazy?
I'm gonna be honest with you, I miss when Post Malone was like a rapper
I'm
Looking back this song is kind of
Jay-Z's on the FC files, I can't listen
man man man
What the fuck is that what is that? I'm sorry. I have to does anybody know what that is
Wait, is K-pop your thing?
Is K-pop?
This is lowkey fucking amazing.
This is one of the greatest songs that ever came out.
You're so big it stands. It's a stand.
Aware.
Not bad.
What you know about-
Holy fucking co-worker music.
This song is actual dog shit.
I rollin' down in the deep
When you bring over numb
You can caught up.
Like, when I talk about dog shit,
astronaut in the ocean,
genuinely, bro.
That's some shit that, like, your dad listens to.
Like, right before he just, like,
I don't even know, bro.
Like, this is garbage.
I'm mental-free.
Oh, the life is good emo!
Classic!
you
you
you
you
you
Don't worry.
Okay, wait, yeah, so that's so funny.
You called me so quick.
Yeah, I just saw the clip on Twitter.
You're not...
Well, I thought it was like four days of no streaming,
meaning like, because I saw the it look like you fly in,
then you start, and then it's like probably gonna be like,
what, three days?
Probably roughly like two days, three days?
Well, I mean, if you made it to like the top five,
yeah, but statistically you'll get out, you know,
but like it'll be one day, essentially.
Can you mute the stream for one second?
you
You
Mr. Beast bought me an island challenge
Let's go
No, yeah, this is a good idea. Hey chat, I've been manipulated gaslighted I'm going to at the end of the month
Let's go
Wait, can you can you tell your team then cuz I'm sure enough to or someone to message my manager
I think they've been in contact. It's the same manager as Jason. So
Okay, wait, so wait, do you really look at clips that much?
All right
Yonix in the chat and the poison yet. It's good. I like this. Yo, listen, bro. You let me know, right?
All right. All right. Thank you, bro. I love you
I'm waiting
Hold on hold hold hold
Hold
Wait for it
Wait for it
No, that's a tier one, hold on.
One gifted from Siggi.
Nope, that's not it.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Nope, that's one gifted, hold on.
second now no? Did he lie to us? He just texted me saying I think it's broken.
Oh my god, bro.
There you go.
Go ahead.
Yep.
Yep.
There you all go.
There you all go, bro.
Maybe his card declined.
Shambham!
The Cleveland Cavaliers have agreed to trade Lonzo Bowe and two second round picks to the
Utah Jazz!
Bowe's agent Rich Paul and Jazz are to be discussing this feature.
Let's keep moving nice for what by Drake one of the greatest songs Drake's ever dropped fax simple as that
Let's do it. Let's talk about let's argue about it. The beat makes me want to twerk, bro
20 gifted from fucking monkey W monkey in the chat
W monkey someone double that shit right now drop fucking 40. Come on, man
Someone do it. Thank you for the 20 gift and monkey. You're the greatest. They'll be monkey. Shout out monkey, bro
And shout out y'all Yonix by the way for making that tweet
Guys we're gonna IRL shortly after this, so okay smile
Nobody listens to this bro
Okay, doja cat might be kind of devilish, but she's fucking fire
I'm not gonna I would love to meet her or do a streamer. I don't think she knows I exist
But like she's honestly dope to me
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
This is dead out like bro, like, I'm just keeping the bomb.
Like
We'll be honest with you. It's actually probably so like
Sad haven't you know, it's like a it's like a it's like a good thing and a bad thing
Imagine having such a hit song that you have to figure out a way to one up it like that shit's got to be stressful now
My bro, you're trying to like one up like I
I can't believe this has 2 billion views almost or listens excuse me that's actually crazy
This is only top 33. This is the most stream rap songs of all time. I actually am really curious what's like top 5
And he guesses
That's a good song
Don't work our music, but it's good
Classic! Two billion? Damn!
Okay.
Fuck, love has two billion listens.
Holy tiktok! Yo!
I'm sorry, anyone in here who's an artist,
who wants to be an artist, who has similar music like this,
bro, you actually missed your chance.
There might not ever be a chance to get like,
like two billion listens.
Like I'm talking like, bro, that was your ticket.
COVID time was your ticket.
Haven't fucking Addison Rae or Charlie D'Amelio
fucking just like, like you, yo, like,
you had one of these as an artist?
You got rich over night, everyone's like, like.
I
Know you you did ask yo you did ask if they hit one of those if they hit one of those you became a millionaire overnight
Oh, God. Oh, I'm God. You did you dead ass became a millionaire overnight if Charlie D'Amelio or Addison Ray hit one of those
Years on
Yo, you're spamming Jason's stream while I'm working. What? What is it, bro? He better be getting fucking stabbed to death, bro.
I'm saying you're putting question marks because they're saying he's in trouble, bro, like
The good song who remembers others the classics bought out who remembers
the Butter, the Travis Scott concert in Fortnite.
When everything's gonna change, this song's gonna change.
you
you
you
you
you
I'ma be honest with you, Lil Nas X had one song that I actually liked, I'll be the one
to say it. Um, which one was it? Is it? Yeah, I think it's, I think I just like the beat
though. I didn't like his singing, like.
Didn't he drop a shoe with blood in it or am I tripping yeah he literally dropped a
a shoe. I don't know how Nike approved these or did they not approve it? He dropped a shoe
that had real human blood in it. Did it not? They didn't approve this. Who got this going?
It was a shoe with like, yeah, there's there's only a certain amount made with human blood.
If Cardi did it, you would have bought them for $2,000.
I'm gonna be honest with you, having human blood in a shoe?
It's fake advertising?
Who gives a fuck?
There was only six, six, six payers in the world.
This guy's a fucking weirdo.
The fuck?
I
Nice job Uzi!
Okay this is the, I'm not gonna lie this song is really good, it's sad, but again I just
think of the Simpsons bro, I think of Bart Simpson smoking fucking out of a crack pipe.
The good part, we were members when this came out, when he passed away and this came out
like right after, we all thought he was alive, he faked his death, I thought it, I thought
for sure.
Yeah
Is Tickle Mode is biggest song?
2.5?
It's a good song, it's a good song
It's alright, it's a good song
It's a good song
I'll be honest with you, this is a good song
Even though French Montana's lowkey doggie doodoo
This is number eight.
There's no way sunflower what songs were missing sunflower has to be up here.
What else?
God's plan rock star I mean this is the time unless I'm getting click-mated I'll
click-mate question work
Like there might be bigger songs than this what the fuck like then what I just said excuse me
Yo God's plan number five 2.8 billion holy shit that's almost holy shit
This low-key cemented Drake, I know he had way better songs before this, but like, bro,
this is like when casuals started listening to him, like, I'm talking like little kids,
like, like, people like Brain Rot, like, like, you know, so there's like a difference.
When you drop music, like, everyone knew who Drake was, I'm not saying that.
But I'm just saying, like, this is the point where, like, my grandma knew this song, what
God's plan was bruh i'm gonna be honest with you
i mean i get it because man this was the biggest song
this was the biggest song though let's be honest this was the biggest song
This was a big dawn. Good shit, Matt Lamar. You stole a Grammy from who do you steal from? I forget
Was it I forget we stole from
What's number one
Rockstar is that big
Are you serious?
On just-
AHH!
On just YouTube alone 1.3 billion?
I don't think you understand how hard this is for like,
like, at the time who Post Malone was and 2170, they were big, but bro,
1.3 billion views on YouTube music video big? That's kind of hard to do.
You know I gotta play the part before we kick off.
I've been in there here, fucking dudes.
Bad bitch is jumping in the pool tonight. I don't know
Yeah, I'm actually I have such a bad fucking terrible brain, bro. God damn
Joe Bork classic that is a classic
Damn, bro. I look he miss him post Malone did rap anyone else like I don't want to be like a nostalgia former
But bro, I don't know why I just liked it so much like like
I don't know like what's his best song as a country singer like I don't even know what he sings anymore
I know hate to him because I think post Malone is still so fucking good, but like me personally like I just don't listen to it like
Like look at his bro all these songs and then you do sunflower remake like
Like what's his best country song that like I should be aware of like is there one that I should be aware of like I
Don't know but he to me like this is is it I don't want to sound stupid
But does his country music do that good like concert? Why is there no?
Yes, okay, good for him
Is Morgan Wall in that bag?
I don't listen to country.
But I always hear his name, like he's the king of country.
Hey, are you coming in?
No, that's uh, that's a co-worker.
I didn't know country music is, I should have known that, we're in America.
Should I become a country streamer?
Oh, I've heard this!
But, Loki reminds me of some co-worker music I'm going to be honest with you, but I like
Post Malone.
This is kitchen
Damn so Morgan Wallen really he doesn't have like he has a lot of money
But why doesn't he have like a track Hawk or money does he have pictures of him money spreading?
Like does he have an SVJ like how do I know if he actually has money?
You know what I'm saying like those are the those are the givens like if you have like I don't see Balenciaga, bro
Like I don't get it I
I don't get it like where is his Balenciaga? Where is his track Hawk?
He is a tractor bro. Fuck the tractor put a track Hawk. That's how you know you have money
Nobody has money. Listen. I don't care if Elon Musk is worth
850 billion, okay? You don't have money if you've never done a money spread number one number two
You don't have a track Hawk and number three
I got nothing
7 years ago, Post Malone's 6x6 delivery, I wish I could watch it but my YouTube is fucking
me.
I love Post Malone, bro.
If there's one artist I would meet though, who would it be?
Who would be yours?
Who's one artist you'd love to meet that's a lie right now?
I want to meet Kanye.
Justin Bieber.
I've already met Bieber.
He told me no to a photo and it's okay.
It's okay.
You guys are laughing.
Okay.
Whatever.
Anything I need to anything before I go IRL
LIS!
LIS!
You already met Kanye in the first sub-a-thon, are you fucking stupid?
We should low-key start listening to Taylor Swift's music
I feel like we should start diving into that. Did you see this from earlier?
The seller these sixers are trading guard Jeremy Cade to the Oakland
No way!
I
Have his number, but he's a cool dude. I'm supposed to do something with him because we're both from Philly
I mean, I'm not from Philly, but I'm basically from I don't know. He's from Philly
Listen, I'm from Philly and in his place for the season so I was like, oh, let's do something
Damn, bro. Yo, are you still sick? What the fuck is that?
Hello?
What?
Are you still sick?
Just a little cough.
Dude, how?
Uh, it's pretty normal.
This fella got the worst music taste, holy.
A fantastic rage-baiter, though, I'll give it to him.
Bro, everything that I'm saying is not rage-bait.
I don't know what I'm saying that's so bad or controversial for you guys, but it's starting
to make sense.
Y'all are complaining more than me now, I'm confused.
Like, bro, my music tics aren't even bad.
Like, what music tics do I have that are bad?
No, actually, tell me.
Don't just do this stupid shit where you guys just complain.
Like, what music tics do I have that are bad?
I actually don't get it.
I don't get it.
You said ice cube is bad.
I never said ice cube is bad.
Nobody listens to ice cube right now unless you're above fucking 40 years old.
That's what I said.
That's a fact.
Next question.
Can I clock out for dinner?
Sure, bro.
Your opinion gotta go, sob.
Mario, kill.
Dochi's music is good. Okay. Yeah. No, I'm not even gonna do this. I'm not even I'm
not even gonna give this attention, bro. I always love this trio. Is that me? Ton ton
ton and adapt. You listen to coworker music. Okay. No, no, no. Before we go IRL, let's
go to my music. No, no, let's go to my music. Let's go to my music. My top artist this month
In order, Drake, Lil Uzi, Playboy, Cardi, Kanye, Yeet, Travis, Don Toliver, Future,
Destroy Lonely, Lucky, ASAP, Rocky, Ken Carson, Frank Ocean, Tyler the Creator, Gunna, Young
Boy Never Broke Again, Sofago, Justin Bieber, Young Thug, Lil Tecca, J. Cole, Osamu-sun,
Metro Boomin, 21 Savage, Lil Yachty, Young's, YSL, Trippy Red, Tiktok Taste,
Actually, don't speak on music anymore, okay?
My top songs this month, besides present,
because we play this for the stream.
Justin Bieber, Daisy's.
This is my most-listened to track this month.
This one doesn't count because I use this for stream.
I don't have a soundboard, I just type it in.
So, this one doesn't count either
because this is my outro.
So, my most-listened to is Daisy's,
Then lovers rock
My bra I'm going back on old music
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Is this bad?
I'm confused.
Is this a bad?
Bad love to talk.
Please don't do the most thing up.
Man.
Man.
Man.
Man.
Man.
Man.
Man.
Man.
Man.
Man.
Man.
Man.
Man.
Man.
Man.
Man.
Maybe in this
This isn't bad, bro. This is not tiktok tastes. I would love to see what you guys listen to bro. Is this a like is this bad?
This is bad
That's what I'm saying like what are you talking about
Like, this isn't even bad.
Like, who does your guys' top listen to, and I see someone say David, like, the vet
ass music.
Okay, I'm over this chat.
I'm about to do an aux battle with my chat facts.
I'm actually, yeah, we might have to do that when we're back.
No way he performed Come to Life and I wasn't here at this concert.
Don't you wish the night would go on?
I've been feeling home for so long
I haven't had a high so long
I've been in the dark for so long
Night is dark and dark for so long
Alright
Shall we?
No
Is it on?
Yeah
Is it on?
Yeah
My fucking balls are sweaty, bro
AHH!
Fuck
Also chat look, I don't really want to leak them too much
But we're gonna drop these soon. These are house slippers. They're pretty nice old truck soon soon
Don't worry. We also got triple T right here. Not bad the triple T triple T, you know
Also got some you just some samples, I don't know if you guys are like them just some sample stuff
Just testing some things out, you know, I know we have a lot of London fans
Maybe it'll come to life, Pray for changing your life
And maybe it'll come to life, Silent saying again
Let's go, bro.
Yannis, is it bad?
What?
Is everything getting moved?
In Marlon's room, yeah.
No!
Is it over?
Marlon's room is already cut, man.
Cooked like there's no door like they're gonna go to show up their doors right now
There's a fucking door right here everything done a single thing. What are you talking about?
Okay, still here
What y'all there's no door here
Yo, look, there's nothing here!
Hey, what else has changed?
YOOOOO!
This is so much more open now!
It's a lot better.
Yeah, it feels like a house!
Damn, but don't show, like, the addresses being shown,
and it's like we're shipping all the ultra shit here, Jeff.
This shit's gonna be, look how many boxes!
This is everyone's orders.
Every single person who ordered dropped me if you ordered.
This is all of your orders being packaged, so it's gonna be sent out in the next couple days. Is that crazy?
It's a lot of shit. It's a lot of hard work.
Shit feels weird this house. Let's go through this door right now.
Who set up this? Is this Marlins? Yeah
Should we check his ad revenue?
little comparison i got a little key hold on i have to do one time
wait 55 dollars for one gifted sub what language is this 55 fucking dollars for one sub 55 sex
It's cool.
I'm doing it.
Oh no.
Uh oh.
Oh, no.
Uh...
Uh-oh.
Wait, Marlon owes me 50 gifted from Big Bear.
Bro, what is this?
What is a sec coin?
Who's calling me? Oh, no.
Who texted me?
You lost your deal. Oh, it's my team. Okay. I
Just lost the deal. I might be gonna say who I just lost the guilt to
For eyes
Yeah, right, I guess you're getting out of this
Stop dude, I
Guess you're getting out of this. You're not a good driver
You're not that good bro, you look you need someone to hold the gate that's sad bro, I don't need
Driving in easy bro, if this was me, I don't need anyone to hold the gate. I'm backing up
No, no, no, no, it's open.
No, no, no, it's open.
Don't move fast.
I'm not a cop.
I'm not a cop.
I'm just a cop.
Oh my God.
No, no, no, no.
Look at you looking at the side.
I don't need to do that.
You can't move on the ground.
On God, I don't on God. I don't I only have a front. I only have a back camera on my porch
The last boy bro have to go outside of the side, bro. I'll show you
Look how slow he's going, or this is sad, or this is sad bro, or this is dead ass sad.
How you from New York and can't do this?
Watch out!
Ha ha, got you dumbass!
Fuck you!
Are these things still in here?
Like, I'm not gonna get a goofy piece, I'm serious, they have to be dying.
This is animal cruelty, there's no way, right?
They're just sitting in there.
Whatever, wrap it up on my head.
Um, so as you all know, Chad, I'm still gifting a seller look like to myself.
Let me just refresh this, so I can get my summer viewer.
Actually, before I even talk about anything, let's go check out my car.
So nobody knows this when I wrap my car.
The YouTube video is out right now. Check the pin. Nobody knows this, but I haven't told anyone my wrap.
So this is gonna be a first time thing.
I'm trying not to show Lacey's car because apparently I'm not supposed to, but I'm pretty sure I leaked it already and ruined it.
Which I apologize for. Get your L rods.
Any guesses on what color it is, Chad?
I actually don't think anyone's going to guess it.
Suki's airlock is gone!
Holy shit!
No more code-raining him.
Damn, it's almost over, bro.
Guys, I have officially changed my car.
Oh yeah, I opened the door for you.
I don't know what that was.
I changed the color of my car, bro.
Nobody knows the color, but try not to show Lisa's car, but this is my new
This is my new horse color look at this
I call it I call it strawberry lemonade I call it strawberry lemonade yellow
brakes yellow interior pink it's nice bro it's a nice it's not a bad shot it's
kind of nice now fake decent as fuck I like it it's kind of fucking sexy now
look at the mate too bro you're calling the gay don't care cuz I'm not gonna lie
the amount of compliments I've got on this I don't need a twitch set to tell me
bro. Shall I put it in the sun a little? Just uh, you know, sorry I'm in A. Do you know what I'm saying?
This thing is sexy. This thing is sexy chat. I'm not gonna lie, bro. It's one of them.
Hey, ladies, if you're in the chat right now, drop a meme. I'm trying to see something.
Ladies, if your man doesn't fucking wrap his car pink for Valentine's Day, does he love
you? Like seriously, does he love you? Deref, does he love you? I'm trying to find out.
does your man love you simple I love this color bro people told me that I
look like I run our only fans agency now I low-key low-key I could start an
agency I know I got to help you I don't matter just told you I'm not interested
like touch this shirt all right should I put it back in now yeah if I were you I
just parked my car just parking next to Lacey's but just parking like right
there on my garage just don't hit anything on the way and I'm just trying to
take it easy thank you bro well if you don't mind I can do it if you don't want
to do it it doesn't matter to me I got it in the first place
You pissed me off, you know.
Look how beautiful our garden is, bro.
Look at our garden.
Look how beautiful it is.
This is so pretty.
Wow.
Look at this, bro.
It's so compost.
Nice.
For these trees, this is nice.
Nice it's really pretty actually. Oh, what's this? It's over here
Take some some ranch sauce
right
Not bad, bro. It's really pretty got a lot of
Yeah kind of life
Yeah
All right chat as y'all know or maybe don't know
Well, if your sad face is ready, the fucking, what would you call this?
The phase house is getting renovated, which means it's over.
We're trying to clean up the house right now because we're going to move hopefully, hopefully
within the next month or two, hopefully with God's grace.
So we have to restore the whole house.
There's a lot of shit that needs to go.
So I made a decision, right, I feel as if,
I feel as if when we left Broadlawn,
we didn't give back to the community.
When we left Broadlawn, we, we, yes, we,
we didn't give back.
We didn't do anything for the chat.
We didn't do anything for anyone.
So I think I made the decision,
Me, I have a decision that I'm going to host the first ever stable Ronaldo garage sale.
They're probably wondering, Ron, what does that mean?
I will be giving away items.
I'm going to drop a location.
Who knows?
Maybe no one should know them.
Listen, we did a main greet and nobody showed up.
But I want to do my first ever garage sale where I want to give back to the community.
We gotta basically go around this house and find some shit that people really want like some relics
You know what I'm saying like what do people die for what are people like bro? Oh my god
I would fucking kill for that like you know what I'm saying. Yeah, I'm on my way. I want your underwear
nothing the vet
Listen, bro. I think someone did we leave this outside?
Okay, this actually might be just awesome now
Should we attract all the animals?
That's a good idea.
Dude.
Yo, Lays.
Is this dead ass?
Like, bro, put it over your head.
Nope, I'm not doing it.
Look, there's nothing.
This is bad.
Wait, this is really bad.
What about this?
This is really bad though for you.
This is like, why are you laughing so hard?
Because it's so gross.
It actually is so disgusting.
Bro, this house is disgusting.
Whose clothes are these?
Marlon.
Actually?
This is disgusting.
That's Marlon's.
Are you serious?
Thank you for using the jar.
We gotta get some boxes.
Mr. Jack, welcome to the Stable and Auto
first ever garage sale.
Drop by on this here.
This is better than what we do.
This is better than what we do.
We gotta get some boxes.
We gotta start packaging.
Thankfully you got some recently.
Whoever's second is in the PO box.
You're a fucking w.
Look at this fucking beauty.
Shout out to the guy who sent me these.
I don't know who it is in my PO box.
Um, sent me fucking just... nothing.
This dude Adapts hanging out with Tori on me.
That's why we didn't do church house today.
I might have started hanging out with Wilma on stream, I'm not even kidding.
Yo, who wants to see a bull by X-Ron? Sleep stream.
Come on.
What?
Are you mad?
It's just a little cringe.
Why?
Just cringe.
Why?
Just ain't cringe, you know.
Why?
I feel like you're like a jealous type.
I wouldn't say that.
Okay, so if I could only take one person.
Me.
Oh.
Do you know she's jealous of you?
I don't play her.
I'm fucking covered.
Wait.
How the fuck do you create a box?
Wait, this isn't a box.
This is just fucking cardboard.
How do you build a fucking...
Wait, but there's no tape.
There's no fold-in?
It opens.
Bro, I'm not doing this.
I might be taking the kitchen.
Hold me.
You're the garage sale.
Oh
This is fake fucking top it's the vet the vet stay in the box alive
Yo, you think if you wrote some like for that right here
Hey, be honest, bro, but let's see how I can drop some shit out of these.
You think people are buying it?
Like...
Flicky, you're swag.
Oh, God!
What kind of you?
Is this a fire?
Hold on, you can do some shit like this.
Wait.
Is this hard?
What am I doing?
Turn around.
Alright, listen, I'm not going to lie, I don't know how to make boxes, so I'm going to
I don't know how to make boxes, so we're gonna have to empty out some clothes, what is all these?
These are just extra clothes from Ultra?
Yeah, some beginning clothes for clothes I was wearing.
We're gonna have to give these away.
Too many pieces of clothes.
These are the Loki pants.
They are.
Okay, we have our first box.
Listen Jack, what do people want in this house?
Why what do people want like helping we're in Marlin's room to start what is something in here that we can give away at our garage
So that people big what I need it
It's gotta be shit that like the people in the house have bought themselves like now shit. They were getting us exactly
What do you think they spent there are any one of this?
Who's this?
Wait, what allegedly it's from hearts. There's nothing in here
That's it?
Yeah, but like that probably goes for,
you know what I'm saying,
that's probably a good shot right there.
No.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh my gosh.
Game war, Marlon, man, Jersey.
He wears this?
During the viewing party, I'm pretty sure.
He wore the Adams one?
Probably, because there's no way he's gonna wear this.
No, he definitely wore this one.
Marlon!
It smells like him.
Oh my God.
Will he get mad?
I don't know.
Does he care about this chap?
He smells like him.
Does he care about this?
He cares about this?
Yes?
In no way.
He actually cares.
Oh, you know what I'm saying?
That's the point though.
That's why it's valuable.
Should I try calling him on WhatsApp?
He didn't pick up the last phone call I sent on WhatsApp.
I didn't even know WhatsApp was a thing.
We'll solve for 56 points.
Let's see if it makes sense.
It's 12 a.m.
Who could I call that with no, because we need, bro, this is our, this is, this could be like $1,000.
Mmm.
Let me call that.
I don't have his number.
Chad, be honest, if you were more than normal, would you be mad if someone gave this away?
Bro, we could just say he gave it to like a dying fan.
It's true.
Since nobody know me.
Do you have Yana's number?
Do I?
I don't know, I mean we gotta call someone.
I do not have Yana's number. I do have rockets.
Call him. Give me a dial.
Okay, listen.
Man, I kinda look sexy today on camera.
What does that mean?
What does it say?
Valkyrie announces she has started freezing her eggs at the age of 34 so she can have a baby in the future.
Why is this on my timeline?
Wait, where are they in the war? Italy?
I don't know where they are actually.
They gotta be asleep, bro. I was talking to Rocket earlier.
Five, one.
What are you doing?
You know what, bro? He's not gonna get mad if we do this away.
Bro, let's just get away from this one and let's just give a strict reform.
Yeah, bro, of course.
Bro, does the chat trust me?
Of course, 2X.
Oh fuck, this one's coming in.
Just trust me this is
Sharpies or something is that anal beads?
It's illegal to do it now. Nope. Are you sure? Yeah chat can we confirm it in eyes? It's illegal. I think we'll be fine
Oh, this is so easy, but we could be millionaires,
if you mind if I keep changing.
No, that.
This is free. This is like signed Marlin Jersey Game Ward.
This is easy. Easy.
Let's go!
Let's go, bro. We were first item in our box.
This is fire, this is my best idea yet bro. How much should we sell this for?
How much do we sell this for chat?
First item we should get like how many items per person in this house like two or three. Yeah, let's say two
Okay, we need one more
What's another thing in here? Oh, what's something right in front of you above on this on the fireplace?
Just do over it
Oh my god. Game one? Oh my god get it with that. Actual game one. Get it with that,
chat. Bro, it's easy. Okay. So this is like what, the jersey I would say is like what,
$60, $70? Probably around there. They're like $20 million. I think we could get $100
I actually had Jersey, no?
Okay, it is a real Jersey, yeah.
Okay, the deodorant.
How much do we get for that?
Game, more and more than deodorant?
It's good stuff.
Brad, that minimum, minimum, I'm talking minimum,
minimum $40, no?
What is the price?
Well, it is a garage sale, so we gotta sell our prices high
and then if they wanna negotiate,
are they gonna?
Oh, $70.
Yeah, fact.
$70 for the deodorant, I mean, maybe one more item
and then we'll switch rooms.
What is this?
It's like a Glock or Spaniel.
What?
Yeah.
Is this work?
No.
How does this look so real?
I know.
This literally looks so real.
Like, should we take this in public chat?
Wait, I'm not getting,
is it a felony if I go into public with this
and just start staring around if I know it?
What are you laughing at?
I'm just imagining it.
If I know that this is an airsoft,
can I troll by sh-pointing at this to people
Is this illegal?
I just don't know, I'm not kidding.
I feel like I'm trying a lot better.
Let me call the rifle.
Right, that could be a good prank.
Pulling a gun on people prank.
That is fire.
Hold on.
Hey.
Yo, yo.
I'm streaming right now.
Quick question.
Is it illegal to carry around an airsoft gun that looks real and prank people by running
up on them pretending to shoot them?
Yeah, it's also just fucking stupid.
Well, I'm just stupid.
Yeah, Jeff, I hope you're not considering this.
It raised you better.
No, I'm not.
I don't even worry.
We're thinking about going to the airsoft store,
getting a look alike, and you know, taking it.
OK, well then, what if someone legally was carrying a firearm
and decided to protect itself because they thought
Well then I'll sue them, because I knew it was a-
If then if you get shot and you're dead, it's just not worth it.
Well, just think about the risk you're more in here.
The clip would go nuts if I got shot in my stomach.
Yeah, that's your problem. You're not doing fun clip.
Goodbye.
Fun police is what you're called griff.
Ah, damn, is that the fun police?
God damn you're right bro like yo check can I not take this bro like bro come on
imagine I'm like bro imagine we go to In-N-Out
give me my fucking burger I'm just kidding don't say like
what are you just laughing like you see it's a good I'm caring yeah I want to
say to you bring it okay we're bringing that that's a good one
Um, anything else here?
I don't think there's anything else here.
But I'm bringing this. There's no chance I'm not.
That's a good idea.
Alright, let's move on to the next room. This is good Marlin room.
This is good for Marlin's room.
Um, for now.
Is he something you like?
These will do.
These will do.
These will do.
Thank you Marlin.
Alright.
Marlin water bottle.
drink his saliva on this oh next item lacy's room Chad what is he lacy's room
then like we can get back to the community like he does have a lot of
hold on he doesn't need the broken one does he
I don't know, is he going to get mad at me?
What is he not too much like?
A Milo to me?
Milo's not even hearing anything.
Does anyone even care about Milo?
Why do you?
Why do you not know Milo?
Did he eat him?
Probably did.
I'm trying to think, what does he not need?
To bring the gecko?
Should he set the gecko free?
Who's this?
I was just making sure I wrapped it.
Why'd you hit that?
I didn't hit anybody on the side of the chain, right?
Here we go. Here we go.
Bear brick butt!
Dude, not bad. Should we sell the hat? Is that helmet?
Sell it individually, but you can get it for cheaper if you bought it as a bundle.
Okay, this is gonna work.
I mean, bro, we have some options here.
How do you even know how old that is?
This is not bad, we can start selling food.
Brandy customers that are hungry.
Um, okay, so this is good.
Um, what else?
What else, Jack?
Should we sell?
So we can't go into his room, is it?
That's good.
We're doing good.
Um...
Is this a real helmet?
T-Pi wouldn't care, huh?
I know.
A Game Warner Bears helmet.
That's what we're working on here.
Okay.
Who's told us this?
Who the fuck is that?
Well,
I want to say that's his real dog.
He's not in the way he sees that.
He's not.
Is it?
We didn't know so.
I'm sorry, Dan.
Rest in peace, Shep.
It's a little RIP of the chapter.
Um...
This thing is one HP.
Is it?
Oh, look at the hand, too.
Oh, what the fuck?
Who broke this? Is this where Max Dove can do it?
Oh, wait, hold on. We got some good shit up here.
Finger my butt.
How did he do this? Why does no one know nothing from me?
We could sell...
We could sell his darling man.
If you won't, we could sell this.
Should we sell that?
That's how you get a real beautiful...
Getting a heart attack. I'm like, or it's a crap. It's one or the other. My time might have come.
Damn luck, bro.
Back in the day.
Damn.
I remember he used to have that in his phone case.
Wait, he did?
He took this out of his phone case?
Wait, look how much happier he looks in this one.
What the fuck?
I don't even care. I actually don't even care.
Alright, whatever. I don't care.
Definitely should just break up with your girlfriend.
You know what?
Let's check out what this is.
Eww, eww, eww, bro.
Wait, this is, wait, low key is might be still good.
Yeah, it's actually soggy.
Oh my God.
Um, Jack, help me out.
What's in this room that I could sell?
What is some good marketing room here?
Bro, I'm trying to think, like, bro, I mean, like, our fans, right,
our people who are going to buy our garage sale,
what, who do they like the most?
Like, who's stuff that they want something?
So like is it lacy like I feel like we got to find some like old relics that are like nostalgic
It's nothing to do with Marlon nothing to do with lacy nothing to do with me
We got to find items where people are like oh my fucking god. I've got to buy that
And then you guys just stand Marlon his grandma's ashes
All right. Oh speak every day
Right here, yep, let me just growl ready
look at this the shoes lacy war are our emo stream right here the shoes the
shoes we wore classics the classic the shoes we wore this is joe we look he's
got a bundle going I know people are gonna stumble upon a ground sale these
I know
One Milo toy
Just saying.
Just saying.
That bad?
If you really want to get some of the other people want to get to the group.
I'm sure.
Just saying.
Alright, let's go pick.
That box is starting to get heavy.
Hope.
This is starting to think the bottom might even cave in a little.
Are you serious?
Chance.
Brother.
Milo bone. Rare find.
It wouldn't be bad.
It smells like fucking mold in here.
I don't see anything that we should go into.
maybe there's something you know like a man's a lacy scale this is where lacy
weighs himself this is good look I say hey all right now let's go to my room
bro look you have a loot box yo chat what would you guys want from my room
some yo we're not I'm not going into ladies room to get a tank up so I'll
do that sell one of his hangouts no nothing
show me something in bro
ready for this perhaps I am
My battlefield sponsored stream with a daft backpack full-on backpack can hold many items
bro this is this is this could be like this is something somebody would want
that's I'm saying this could be a heavy hitter has stable Ronaldo on it it's a
real backpack military bag you can use it any type of style any type of way this
This is good, it's going in the box.
What are they thinking, huh?
Yes, keep that, all right?
No uproar, let's get serious, shall we?
Gotta give away a piece of clothing.
Something that people want, all righty?
What are you thinking here, do you see anything?
What do people want, like I'm down to give something to them?
You know what, here.
Orange dunks that I wore with cliques when I met Rice come for the first time.
This could be a big hitter.
I don't know if it'll even fly.
This could be something that people really want.
Drop it, I want these if you want these in the tent, I'm trying to see something real
quick and if you don't want them, drop a no.
Bro, I'm not gonna lie, this could be a big hitter.
Met Rice, I, so little fun fact, little story time about this.
Me and Ricegum went to Cool Kicks back in the day.
It was off stream.
I purchased these with him.
So these are nostalgic.
I wore these next to Summer Ray when I met her.
I met these with Aiden Ross and I met these with Ricegum.
So this could be a big one.
What are they saying?
They're saying size four, by the way.
They're size eight, not size six.
That's not even, first of all,
a size six isn't even that small, let's be honest here,
is it?
But I'm not a size six, there you go.
Exactly.
A size eight though, what would you say about that?
I'd say it's fine, like average.
Thank you.
Like genuinely, I feel like eight's fine average.
Bro, I don't know why people always say that
like my size shoes are bad.
Like actually, size eight is not bad.
I really do think eight is average, I don't know.
I'm like not even eight, eight and a half, like nine.
I really am.
I have, I mean.
A lot of shoes fit, that's child size.
So if I was a size 10, you guys would make me like, bro,
I'm not gonna like, you guys tell me that I'm not a man.
I know I'm a man.
Like, I'm not dealing with this.
These are, I mean, I don't wear these.
You think someone would want these?
Someone would definitely want them.
Yeah, I simply because, well.
Real Balenciaga shoes that I've probably never
wear it day in my life? No, I can't. They don't deserve this. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my
goodness gracious. My shoes that I've worn maybe one time, given to me from Cool Kicks
when I met Big Justice. Could give these away. There we go. What else do we have? We have
a lot of stuff. We'll be honest. You know what? You know what bro? I'm feeling generous.
So this is Game Worn Shirt by Stable Renota when I was in Hawaii during my break. I went
I went to the beach for this, okay, and you probably want to run. Why would I care about a simple thing that you wore to beach?
Yes
This is hugged by Boba
Yes, she's still has the smell on it
Does the smell this is pretty good though. It's pretty good
Shall we?
Sure fucking loot box now is now. It's actually
Now, now people are probably going crazy.
Now people are probably going crazy.
Now we need to bring that airsoft gun.
Nice.
Now you're crazy.
Okay, maybe, maybe some food?
You know, who's calling me?
Hey, I'm working right now, what's up?
Why are you giving away the Hawaii shit
that we have a matching outfit for?
Yeah, we got it.
Because it's Game 1, I'm giving away...
I didn't even have a matching jacket, so I'm gonna match it with a Staymore and Otto.
No!
I'm...
Where are you going? Like, why are you giving away all that?
Because it's out of the queue, and you're giving it away.
I'm doing a garage sale!
So you saw a memory?
It's not a memory. I'm never gonna wear this again.
What?
You know I'm not gonna wear this again. We're never going to Hawaii. We're gonna go to Boa, Boa.
Again, yeah, but I'm not gonna bring this. I'm gonna buy another one. I
Have to
I have to I have so much fucking bullshit in my room
No, it's not that's why I'm trying to get rid of the bullshit
Okay, so don't sell it. It's not bullshit.
Okay, I won't sell it.
I better still be there.
I'll give it away.
Then I'll give away this chrome shirt I have on that was from your closet. Like what?
That was a gift from Sketch that you took.
So if you want to see-
And that was a gift in Hawaii that we shared in the room over here.
A gift in Hawaii. I bought the trip, bought the hotel, bought the outfit, bought the food.
Now what?
And I got the shirt.
No, you didn't. That wasn't the shirt you got.
It wasn't the shirt you got.
No, was it?
This is the shirt you got.
I'll show you the-
This one will go into the loot box as well.
I thought it's from a golf stream you did with Sketch, I think.
Golf stream with Sketch and Lacey when we first met.
This is now in the box.
Just that way, not our whole life, I'm sure.
Why? I'm never wearing this again.
Yes you will.
No I won't.
Oh my god, I'm literally in a corner in Stella.
Come on, let's argue about this, please.
It's not even cute it's adorable
it's adorable.
Next up, Lopie's official, this is a relic, Lopie's official fucking face jacket.
So when he left, I stole this.
This was in his closet.
This is the classic one he wore when he would go, meh.
He would always wear this.
This is, this is a relic, this is a relic.
Are they going crazy?
Yeah, they're going crazy, yeah.
This is, we're starting to move up.
You know what?
I'm gonna get crazier, since it's my show, you know?
Let me bro, we might have to, should we give away one of the awards maybe you think or
no?
I think they deserve it.
That's up to you.
I don't know bro, what do they think?
The same now.
I mean bro.
The official red card we got?
I could give away this.
The official.
What else could we get?
Maybe we could give away Boba's,
should we give away Boba's gifts?
Should we?
I mean, that's not a bad.
I'm trying to think like what else would people want?
We're doing a garage sale.
Like people are gonna fucking crowd us.
Wait, we should break through to security?
Yeah, we'll just hold a gun with.
Chad, do we need security or no?
Oh, I thought I have a pain.
Oh my God.
What was I going to say?
Yo, Chad, if wherever we go, if you're going to show up, please be cautious, okay?
There might be stampede, there might be crowds.
Someone make me an AI poster right now.
We're going to give away this Minecraft pickaxe.
Use this in my Let's Play.
Let's fucking do this thing, all right?
Next up. Next up. Okay, Marlon's bedroom. This is perfect. Okay, I mean...
This is all bullshit he doesn't wear.
This is Rage's toilet paper, that's Rage's toilet paper when I wet it.
This is his toilet paper, should be it.
I don't know.
See what a toothbrush it has on?
I'm not that raced.
Too soaky.
It's so adapt.
Oh, that's the...
Oh, it's unlimited boxes, but that's shit.
I'm not gonna wear that.
That's the actual stuff.
boxes but that shit. I might be really bad at this actual stuff.
Oh, should we give this away?
That's lucky, Relic.
Chad, do you guys see anything, do you see anything, what?
A lot of me, bro.
What are we going to do with all this shit?
This is so much shit.
What do we actually do?
No, we should actually host a garage to like outside our house.
Oh, I know who will want it.
I know who will want it.
Come on.
Let me shot.
Now this, you tell me market you this.
this you will never ever see an item on the marketplace like this the original
sub for the fucking summer of the face has to move in here when stable ronaldo
iconically jumped over the pool I jumped over the pool with Pepsi and everyone I
used this bicycle right here get a look at this perfectly used BMX bike okay
now it has a little bit of rust it has a little bit of rust now if I wondering
Why would I want a bike that has rust? It gives it character. It gives it life. You know what I'm saying?
True.
So this is this is not about shell.
You think it still works?
Of course.
RB was on this bike too.
I mean I might have to try.
Should I try to jump the...
as well
pretty good that's actual good item
yeah y'all want this? what do you say?
some people are saying yeah?
all right well add this to the list
What else is out there?
Five people are saying yeah.
The bikes don't work.
Oh!
Not a bad sound.
A little bit of squeakage on the brakes.
Um, okay, so we got this. Let's bring this.
Um, we need something from Jason's room, right?
We need something.
I'll see who's that guy who rock-climbs? Oh, I don't know his name
This is a good idea. Is it? It is really honestly
There's no chance this doesn't work
Fuck oh wrong bro. He could do it. I could do it. Oh god exactly
My heart's already racing.
Oh, what the fuck?
No, but that's cheating.
That's no clipping.
Let me see how I do this.
Oh, yeah, I got this.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
There we go.
Okay, I think I can do this.
So I got to put my foot right here, jump up, and then climb, easy enough.
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, the stick went into my skin.
is this smart?
genius.
Are you sure they're gonna call you an innovator?
All right
No way oh my god, it's locked way is actually locked
bro time to come down bro okay oh no
wait I need you to give me a ladder I'm not even kidding you got to come down
there's no I'm acting serious give me the ladder there's no
How is this not open?
Bro, give me the ladder. I'm serious. Give me the ladder.
Bro, wait. Give me the fucking ladder.
Give me the ladder!
Bro, I can't leave. I actually can't. I'm not...
Bro, give me the ladder.
Bro, how do I do this? I'm too scared, bro. Give me the ladder.
Oh, hell no!
All right, go ahead.
How am I supposed to...
Can you get his code? I don't feel safe doing this.
What do you mean, get his code?
I don't feel safe doing this anymore.
I don't have any way to get his code.
Does anyone know his code? What do they say? Do they know his code?
does anybody know his code? someone said poor ladder
bro does anyone know it? 1-3-4-6-7-9
did you go try? it's not gonna work
please bro
it's not gonna work
There's really no chance this works, bro.
What's the code, bro?
It's over dude.
It's never gonna work!
Please, bro!
No, hello?
Like, what do you...
What do you want me to do, bro?
Get the code!
Yeah, get the code. That's actually a good idea. Let me get it real fast.
It's in my memory.
Please.
Just jump down, dude. Just jump into the pool.
You said it's one, three, four, six, seven, nine.
Yeah, I tried that. How do I tell you?
Oh my god. So how do I get down?
Jump to the pool. I'll come down long.
There's no way we won't just type in the actual code. There's no way it's a goddamn
as I have a code. Dude smells so bad in this house.
Dude, what are you doing with that?
Actually, I don't know what I'm gonna do.
Uh, we'll get on this side of the railing.
And then what?
And then...
I'm gonna break my legs!
I think you okay I think you have to get on this side and squat down it's not
It's
I'm pretty positive like I don't think
Come to this line
You have to come to the side I don't
I'm serious. I think you come to the side. Can you bring the ladder closer and then you squat down when you just drop completely?
I wouldn't I don't I think your best bet is not using the ladder
I'm scared I don't want to do this
I actually am scared
Get me down bro like I'm dead shit like bro this is just depressing
I didn't even get anything from coming up here like for my fucking sale
Just drop, just get on the side of the railing and then crouch down and then just drop onto the ground.
Alright.
Oh no.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, please, please.
Okay.
Now I think you just crouch and I just move the water.
Get me down get me down. I think I moved the ladder
You are really
Oh God
Yes
He's holding it good
No, no, he's actually holding it.
Come on!
Come on!
We're starting again!
We're starting, bro!
Come on!
What's that?
Come on!
Let's go!
It's kind of a workout, bro.
There you go.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you.
Good?
Yeah.
I thought you dropped fallout there, bro.
No, I'm good.
Thank you.
Let's go.
I'm back.
Wait, my girl-girlfriend.
Who's she?
Wait, is she with me?
What?
She's with me.
What? Oh, she's huge! Wait, she's huge!
Okay, you know what? We can't go to a dap shroom to do our sale, so we're just going to have to take this.
This was from Max's era, drop it at me if you remember what this was, from Max's era when he was aura farming.
This is a no filming zone. This is good when he was aura farming, this is good.
We have this
I
Hmm...
Is that tennis ball?
Marlin's gonna use that.
A DAPS DNA's on us.
Okay, this is a DAPS.
This is a good problem.
It might make some money.
I might need to try and find it.
We have a bike.
Marlin, should we start filling the car?
Yeah, we should actually.
Drop a W if you're coming, man!
This is about to be a fucking movie.
You're so serious.
How many people you think will show up?
Probably like six or seven.
You actually think a good amount of people will show up?
No, I do, yeah. I think a good amount of people for sure.
The last time I went meet and greet, no one showed up.
Okay, but I always hear you talk about that. When was that?
It's real.
Oh, I know it's real. I know it's real, but...
It's real, but maybe no times are a little different now.
I don't know.
I don't.
Chad, who's showing up?
Anyone?
Chad, show them.
What are they saying?
They're saying they're coming?
The first message I read is, oh, my five bomb, I'm coming.
OK.
Do we got to fit a bicycle in here?
Should be.
Since then.
Oh, CCS.
Oh, Lode said he'll come.
Really?
I'm going to put this right here for now.
Get me back for that.
I'm going to shine a light in.
People are fighting about that, I know.
What are our most hyped up item right now?
I'd be the bike.
What do you mean?
On your shoes and then clothes.
This is our money maker
Guy this is worn by Pepsi stable word auto silky adapt or be
This is a relic
They get high more like can you get over a magic book so I put the print finals. Yes, I
Move.
Go.
Go.
Oh.
This might be a lot of money.
Bro, what's our profit when we're trying to get here?
Seriously.
That's up to you.
What do you think?
Do you got any purchases coming up?
You want to, you know, maybe maybe a garage show,
help you buy some shit coming up?
I think our goal here is to make 45,000.
Okay, what do you have, okay?
And worst case scenario, we believe we have all of them.
30,000?
What's that?
Yeah, what do you think, Chad?
What do you think?
What are they thinking?
I think it's sun.
Wait, why?
Did something happen?
Did someone get to 1,000 or something?
Five dollars.
All right, let's move.
Chad, have your ears ready.
the address will be dropped soon
how do you do this without damaging my car
what, how do you do this?
put it right on the side
i can't close the trunk
put it on the side
what are you talking about?
are you trolling me?
it doesn't go to the side, look
it's blocked
How do you do it? I'm serious.
Bro, ladies.
It doesn't go.
Got a bike?
What is this?
Come off.
Come on, bro. I'm going to have this car for like 40 years.
Got to beat it up a little. Everyone knows that.
Oh my god
Imagine I would be swagger
Milo's bowl game use Milo bowl
There's a lot of stuff in here.
In this room, these rooms are probably fine.
Any final stops? Case on the room?
Could be that.
Should we bring it to the car, maybe?
Yeah, yeah, I don't know what to say.
Che, how do I throw out those samples so far?
Do we have any customers that are interested?
Like, is anyone interested yet?
They're saying bring a Chibu security.
I don't want to have any seats because the seats are down.
Otherwise I would.
Ow!
I don't know where the stairs are.
And an invasion I think. I don't know if this is right.
Ow! What do you mean?
The Chatham is being raided by aliens.
Really?
I think they'll leave or something.
No.
Yes.
My back!
I'm an official abduction.
Huh?
I think we're getting on an official abduction right now from...
No, it needs to be an official one.
From Wiener headquarters?
Finally got off time out for 30 minutes for no reason.
His message before this.
You're boring, you're boring, you're boring, I blocked you.
You're boring, you're boring, you're boring, I blocked you.
Burger got invited to the match, you're boring, you're boring.
You're boring, you're boring, you're boring.
Yeah, for nothing.
Bro, if you think I'm so boring, get out of the stream,
and ridiculous man.
You changed.
Maybe stuff in the garage. Last calls.
I have a good amount of stuff here.
This way. That's not how I should be addressed. I don't know where it is.
It's so hot out. Is it...
I'll give up.
Is this supposed to be this hot?
In the winter? Here, stay on this side so they don't show Lacey's rat.
What the sun-griefing it is.
Anything in here, Chad, that catches your eyes that you want?
There's those like weak-ass tires that are covered up over there
$40,000
They're like really expensive actually
Oh look someone tried to put a crypto drink in our house and do free advertising without thinking that we're stupid
Yeah
interesting
I'm glad you heard that.
Is that an outsider in here?
I don't think it was.
It sounded like we looked around the hill.
Someone coming up to the house?
No, that didn't sound like that.
There's nothing in here.
What about the PC?
It got better into the pool.
No.
How about the PC that got that one to the pool?
Uh, no.
I think we're pretty good at this.
I agree.
What do you think, Chad?
I feel like we have a pretty decent, probably a big giveaway.
no it is a bike clothes use loot it's no gulk oh fuck i forgot about this oh my god
dude this is can i get some w's in my chair like actually
hold
let's go bro into the car let's go let's do it
All right, so listen, I don't think we should tell anyone the address till we get there,
right?
Yeah, I think so.
Cause like, what if it gets swarmed?
Yeah, I think we wait till it shows up.
Chad, what do you think?
Do we tell the address now or do we wait?
Cause I don't want it to get swarmed.
Well, we gotta be the first one to store shit so we can like, get everything ready.
Sure.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Should we stop real quick to get something?
Well, is there anything you want to say before you go viral for having the world's best grudge?
So, um, honestly Chad, none of this shit would be possible without you guys.
I love you boys so fucking much.
It's nothing but fucking positivity.
I've been in the chat recently and like,
I can't leave my own driveway because there's a fucking seven by eight fucking truck.
Retard.
you know like bro listen all right I don't want you to talk I'm being serious
I know you think it is a joke I know you really strolled about me whatever my
big I know when I did my first being great there was a lot of people okay
some people got injured some people found lawsuits some people did whatever
right? You're gonna have a ton of people who rush you. You're gonna have a ton of people come up to
you, and you're gonna have a ton of people try to distract you from working, from they're gonna try
to steal free shit, whatever it might be. Okay? You need to stay locked in and just ignore everyone.
Okay? I'm telling you, this is gonna be like monstrous.
I can't tell if you think I'm trolling. No, I'm just always locked in.
Especially when I drop the low bro, you know how many kids are gonna show up. I'm fine. I'm gone
Bro, no, this is anyone nervous in the chat. I'm dead serious anyone nervous
Bro like this is
You're gonna be I don't even know how to describe it like bro
How would y'all describe my last meet and greet and keep in mind this was like a last second post?
Bro, it was
Interesting, let's just say none nonetheless. If you bring guns and
We have fake guns number someone comes up on us. I'm doing the prank real real guns
Oh, by the way chat we I don't care what group says. We're doing the prank. We're going to a bank after this
You're telling me I'm not gonna go viral like bro. I'm doing that prank
She has a fucking Porsche going to high school, must be nice.
Fuckin' hate you.
Alright, so here's our goal.
I'm not leaving.
Don't care.
I'm not leaving until we have everything sold out.
So if we have to sit there, get robbed, whatever it might be.
I mean, I hopefully not, you know.
You have someone to try to rob us so you can try to stay on 10 toes or not.
Yeah, I got time for a reason.
Alright, yeah, it's not that bad, Bar.
listen bro there might be a lot of people I know it's gonna be it's gonna be
it's gonna be horrible dude I was faced with that aka Alex stroke past him
he lives near you boys yeah he doesn't know we're about into the craziest garage
sale sure they'll find out I'm not I'm Bruce from Vinnie my palm you see on my
There is. I'm bruised.
I'm never doing parkour ever again.
How did he do that?
The guy who climbs the rocks?
Explain.
I just, I don't know, or I don't have an answer.
I feel like he's the only one that's ever done something like that.
I'm trying to tell you.
Hey Siri.
Hey Siri.
Hey Siri. Hey Siri. Hey Siri. Hey Siri. This is perfect, bro. School just got out. Kids
are going to be going around. Trying to be like, yo, where can I spend my money, bro?
Where can I spend my money? Staying on our meet and greet. It's not even a meet and
This is like, you know what, hold on, I want to host another meet and greet.
Another fellow person.
Your call has been forwarded to voicemail.
The person you're trying to reach is not available.
At the tone, please record your message.
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Hey, Rog.
It's me, Stavorn Otto, phase member.
Used to be I was in the same org as you plan whatever you want to talk about. Yeah, I'm thinking about doing a stream this week
I really want to do with you. I'll come out to San Diego for it
Me and you post the official part to stable run no, no me and green the first meet and greet
I ever did zero people showed up
Zero we tweeted the address we posted online. We posted flyers zero people showed up. I say we go crazy
We're trying to host the official stable Ronaldo meet and greet part two
You let me know hit my phone hit my texts hit my email hit my manager hit my friends
Hit my family hit my loved ones do whatever you need to do get back to me soon signing out stable
It's good
Brian, that's not your friend, bro.
What is it?
That's your friend.
Let's see what you just call us.
What is it?
Yeah, that's not your friend.
Well, he's probably like on the college.
Yeah, but Brian is not your friend.
You call him fucking rug.
Well, I got him saved as B.
You got him saved as R.
Right there.
He doesn't have a nickname D, though.
That's just a shit nickname.
That's not his first name.
Bro, what is, bro?
Like traffic, bro.
Like, bro, what is?
You're gonna realize that for the first few years now.
Funny equals laugh, bro.
Fucking bot.
You fucking bot burger, you.
Yo, when I go to London, you think we're gonna get chumped by that Indian guy?
Oh my god, dude, I've already been flying.
I've gone on the way to the house earlier.
I'm what?
Like if he tries to like jump on us and like shoestack, what are you doing?
I'm sending him to heaven. He's gonna come a full tail.
Be honest, would you ever punch someone?
Yeah, if they were doing the most, I really like had to punch right out of the camera down the nail.
But I feel like he's the type to like, that kid's the type to like, want to get punched
and then come back with like a gun or like a knife and just run up on me and stab me in my throat
Like realistically he's like
I don't know about that one
You know, since I got you never really know, but it seems like it's incredible
I don't know Chad, what do you think? You think he's gonna try to like jump us?
I don't know where he lives though and how did he get to chase it?
Yeah, I don't know
Can we get a W gifted in the chat maybe like 5 or 10 just to show some love?
Oh.
Oh, are you ever finger your ear and it's like scabby?
Yo, what are these fucking robots doing?
Get the fuck off the road!
You got to zoom in on that.
They're just planking around.
They're just sitting there.
Yep, but hear me.
My bad, bro, my bad!
My bad.
My bad, bro.
Dead serious.
My bad, bro.
My fucking bad.
Relax.
You fuckin' box of boats?
You fuckin' tin skid?
Huh?
Fuckin' clanker?
Dirty fuckin' clanker.
Dirty ass fuckin' robot you are, huh?
What's his name?
What's that fuckin' robot's name?
What's his name, bro?
Norio? You stupid, you stupid fuck robot!
The fuck off the road, robot!
Holy fucking shit, man!
Stupid fucking robot.
God, this is ruin my day.
Who are you?
Just thinking about how far I'll let it go.
I don't want to jinx anything.
I'm pretty sure all this traffic is for our meat and for our garage sale.
I know, but I think we'll find our car.
There's so much traffic to get to the garage sale right now.
This is...oh.
Hey dick!
Use your fucking charge thing now!
Ah, damn!
Fucking hell, man!
They sent me the fuck off on the road.
You're a hunter?
Yes.
Ah, damn.
They sent me off.
What the fuck are you looking at?
What?
So we're about to go viral and we're talking about life?
You're locking in, bro.
You don't think me seriously?
I do.
What do you think?
I'm sitting here dead silent.
We're taking all in, bro.
My last day is a civilian.
We're going to be triple platinum.
We think I'm really just looking around.
I suppose almost time.
We got to set up real quick for people to come.
I'm not even sure if the streets are crowded.
This is fucked.
Are you ready?
Come on ready.
They're making a movie about fucking ingest hoppers?
The fuck is that?
Michaels, my girlfriend says she always visits Michaels.
I love that store.
You see what I'm saying?
Don't show yet.
You don't know where we're headed right now?
No, I know exactly where I'm at.
I've been to one.
Right when you did that method out there, I knew exactly where you were going to happen.
You don't know where we're going.
Our goal here is to sell out.
Okay?
I'm completely fine.
Listen.
One item per customer.
It's a buy one, get one free.
No, it's not.
A lot.
It's a buy one.
It's a buy one.
It's a buy one.
It's a buy one.
It's a buy one.
It's a buy one.
It's a buy one.
It's a buy one.
It's a buy one.
It's a buy one.
It's a buy one get one free. No, it's not
You don't know what we're going here
Lay off is a little bit of a stretch
We go bro, is that a minion peeking over the corner
All right, bro, walk in.
You ready?
Son.
Can I ask you again, are you ready?
Son.
No, bro, you're not getting the angles.
They're going to be like pushing you.
They're going to be like pushing you.
Oh listen man, yes.
There we are.
I'm locked.
I'm actually locked.
Yo.
Okay, look at this.
Look how much traffic there is to see me right now.
Just show.
Yeah, show this.
Look how much fucking traffic there is to fucking visit me right now. Yeah, this is we bro
This is nuts. This is nuts. It's already going viral
So what do we do if nobody shows up?
Stay until they do
Gonna want it bro, so I'm supposed to sit out here until you come. Yeah, it's a garage sale, bro
It's an all-day thing get a drink
no saying get a little music get a little vibe going and just
just sit out there and just people watch and just enjoy life until people accomplish it.
I'm getting calm right now, but I'm getting calm like you're getting a fuck right.
Does anybody stream anymore?
Doesn't it tap live for an hour and a half?
No!
It's really the yummiest thing you've ever had before you ended up here.
Yeah, I would assume.
So I'm gonna hang out in Austria and that would just be weird as shit and there's a planned content stream.
Thank you, Adapter to Raid.
Guys, tomorrow we're doing IRL trick shots again.
Me and Adapte.
Wait, there's a fire truck and three police cars here.
I've hand-expressed it.
Someone fucking get food poisoning and explode?
Leave it to Raid.
They know we're about to do an illegal garage, so...
Oh, she's in cuffs.
All right, listen, I didn't want to, okay, are you ready, I'm about to get the address.
I'm being serious.
All right, all right.
Okay, Chad.
I'm really scared.
I'm not gonna lie.
I don't know if I can do this.
I'm starting to feel it now.
Okay, guys, listen, the address.
Okay, guys, I'm doing the address.
Are you sure you want to say anything?
I'm doing the address.
I'm doing the address.
I'm doing the address.
I'm doing the address.
I'm doing the address.
I'm doing the address.
I'm not sure you wanna say anything, I don't know,
but I'm starting to get really nervous.
Listen guys, last time, nobody showed up to my meet and greet,
so this time we're doing a garage sale.
Okay?
Guys, three, seven, one, two, broad lawn.
In front of it, there's a parking lot.
I'm gonna be in the parking lot doing my garage sale.
Listen, if you come, bring your friends,
bring your loved ones to what you gotta do, okay?
Listen, just bring money, okay?
We're talking cash, no cars or nothing.
We need cash, okay?
BYOC, bring your own cash.
Yes.
BYOD, bring your own drinks.
BYOD, bring your own vibes.
Oh, fuck, people might beat us there.
At this rate, this fucking,
why did you just take the red?
How many people do you think are gonna shop, legitimately?
I would say like oh it's like 80 people in a moment.
80 people?
Yeah.
Holy shit.
We gotta hurry.
We gotta fucking hurry, bro.
Come on.
We gotta set up.
I know.
We're gonna beat us to the set up, bro.
Fuck, bro.
Come on.
Let's go.
Oh my god, bro.
Is this everyone trying to come here?
Look, someone got stuck.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Let's go!
Oh my god bro.
Is this everyone trying to come here?
Look, someone got into an accident trying to get here.
Do you see that crash up there?
Someone...
Wait, someone dead has gone into an accident trying to get here?
Who the fuck was that?
Oh my god bro.
What the fuck are you honking at?
I need to get a little hand motion too.
to here I say here we go here we go the raw shelf starts right wait is this
for you guys bought the car yep yep yep come on bro there's gonna be kids here
like everyone's coming let's go gotta hurry you gotta set up hurry hurry
I'll put it on the screen our goal is $40,000 let's make it realistic $8,000
We're looking for eight.
Oh, that's a good display.
Oh my.
Good as new.
Good as new.
Really?
Yeah, it looks so good in the sun.
Nice.
Make it look presentable.
Yup.
Maybe you can maybe hang it on the car.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, this is...
Yo, this is, this is good.
This is good.
Look at this display, look.
Oh shit.
F students are innovators.
Look at this art shape.
On top.
Got food.
Put them on display.
Got the knuckle. Just keep it on if there's any case.
I
Garage sale! Garage sale! Stable Renato Garage sale! Stable Renato Garage sale! Garage sale, garage sale!
You want a sale?
Hey, but we're not in for raw sale!
Come on, you want it, we got it!
You want a sale, you get a sale!
You just laughing at me?
Try to put the gun away?
Okay, we'll see, it's pretty sure of it.
Alright, give it a touch.
I'm confused, bro.
Let's try it legal.
I'm confused, where is everybody?
Where is everybody?
It's like, it's like email for them.
Do they know, do they know it?
Do they know the location?
Chad, we're in front of 3712 Broad...
Our first customer!
Sir!
So sir!
Sir!
Sal!
Go rock!
Hey, hey, hey!
Look at this display.
It's quite good, bro.
A lot of fucking haters around the area.
Apparently no one wants to stumble upon the next big thing.
Let me, maybe because I didn't see that.
Yeah, love where your head's at.
Getting tunes rolling?
Love where your head's at.
It might be a vibetune.
What's that song that Lopey danced to?
Oh, is it? It might be...
Suavemente
S-U-A-V
Barossa!
Come on!
Come on!
We rise, stand, stable, we're not out!
Come on!
Sail, sail, sail, garage sail, sail, there's a garage sail,
The ride sale! There's a sale! Come on! Come on, Hoppy! Come on! The sale!
Sale! Sale! Sale! The ride sale!
You know what? It's working.
you
you
you
you
you
You
You go on please on me for you see
What do you want to do, bro?
We gave the address and everything.
Nobody's here.
Bro, I'm telling you.
Hey, bro, do you see our selection?
Give it some time, bro.
Yeah, I'm telling you, bro.
You have Marlin's shoes.
Guys, do I have to retell you?
Marlin's signed shirt.
Milo Eaton Bowen.
Marlin Deodorant.
A Dabbs shot.
A Dabbs water bottle.
Marlin's shoes.
My shoes.
Lopie's jacket fucking lacy scale with lacy shoe
Fucking let's use you might we might just have to say it's free 99 bro. No, that's like we're supposed to make $8,000
Like free 99 is that's like the red button we could always click the red button you want to know I don't want to do that
Trust me. I'm just saying
Maybe we take a slower approach.
Yeah, maybe like a little more friendly.
Let's ask them.
Hey, we're doing a garage film.
I don't know if you guys have ever heard of face-clim.
We got kicked in a big.
You got to cap the red light, you're right.
Box.
Yes, wait, it's green right now.
My god.
My god, my god, my god, come in, come in, come in.
My god, I told you.
He's still walking, walking.
Hold on, hold on.
Music, music, music!
So we get five stars.
This has to be good service.
Come on in!
Come here, come here!
Go over here!
What's up, man?
Get a bunch of music.
How you doing, sir?
I'm good, Ron.
Pleasure to meet you.
Welcome.
How did you hear about our garage sale?
Uh...
On the street.
Okay, okay, what I'm so okay, so we have a bunch of items obviously, you know a lot of lords suggest
We have a large selection here
Yeah, it looks nice. So what do you what are you prefer here? What's like nice to you here?
Well, I'm wondering like is our price range or how much money you got?
What the fuck is three dollars and
Um, this will do, okay.
Who is this? I think it's supposed to pull it.
Okay, we'll do both. Okay, so $120, is this $120?
The conversion rate.
$120, okay, what do you, um, so this Marlin signed Jersey.
Get a close up of this.
So right here you could see it was signed from M3 Marlin.
It's kind of faded because he wore this in a game.
You know what I'm saying?
You mind, here, you want to talk to him?
He's gonna be my friend, just shut up.
Is he like this all the time?
Oh, he's like this, yeah.
He's the owner of the business.
So this is it. Oh a regular jersey because by so Marlon wore this and not only did he wear it
Signed it and this was the game where he um you you ever see the clip where where?
You know the clip I'm talking about the clip where he met the NFL owner guy in the in the suite. You don't talk about
You do okay, so he wore this with a billionaire right now, so it's got a pry like it, you know
I'm not certain, but I gotta like feel it out.
You could hold it.
Is it washed or?
No.
It kind of smells like him.
Okay, Mark.
Mark.
Okay, is this item in your suit?
No.
No.
I don't know.
Okay.
So we have Marlon.
Who do you like the most?
That's hard, bro.
Who do you like?
That's hard.
I'm getting up there.
I like Liz.
Is he like often or not?
I don't think he has anything to give up.
What are you interested in?
Do you see anything?
We have food.
You have the face-clan jacket?
You have the face-clan jacket?
Okay, so this jacket...
Can I get details on it?
So this jacket isn't a regular jacket.
So Faceclan actually recently...
It's gone, right?
This was Lopey.
I don't know if you know who...
Meh.
Meh.
Something like that, yeah.
He wore this before he got fired.
Okay.
Customers, come in.
Come in.
Do you wear this before he got fired?
Is this interesting?
It does interest when I try.
Maybe you try it on.
Try it on.
Maybe try it on?
Try it on, is that right?
Go ahead.
Thank you, God, for a sale.
We're about a profit city of $120.
$120?
It's the call, it's the call.
It's the proposal.
You like it? It fits you.
It's my drift.
It's my drift.
It's my jack in this.
I feel like you don't need to zip it.
You keep it like...
It looks...
Yeah, bro, I like this.
I like this. It's good.
Look at him.
You want this one for that hundred twenty?
Hundred twenty back in the army?
That's cool. That's cool. Yeah, bro. Um, thank you. No, thank you so much bro. Tell your friends, you know
What about like
$4.00 oh and
It's like a drawing on it. Oh, I got this at the disco at the disco. That's counterfeit now. No, it's not counterfeit
I just say I think we're going to thank you so much. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Uh, tell your friends
Tell your friends. Okay, your friends, bro
Hold the fuck yo you please one jacket for a hundred and twenty fucking dollars
Let's go oh my god oh my bro
What the fuck bro we sold one item
I
You this is like every shot bro
Bro, please imagine working like a nine to five you make like 17 to like $20 an hour
We just scored a hundred twenty and ten minutes. We just made today
Thank you, sir. Thank you
Tell your friends
Are you sir? Are you interested in a garage sale?
Careful
$120 a lot of big ones right there wait chat should I do this more often?
Hold on. Put Eric's tag on his car. I'm getting comms in the chat.
Wait, what? It's three dollars. Wait, is this three dollars?
Wait, no way.
Come on, guys. Focus on the next cell. Focus on the next cell.
Three dollars.
Don't, don't.
Shut up. Calm down. You calm.
Damn, bro. Uh, mad people have been shopping today. We're about to clump.
Oh hey, how you doing sir? What's your name?
Abraham.
Abraham, Ron. Pleasure to meet you brother.
Pleased.
Pleasure to meet you.
So I should really late for work right now.
Late for work?
Well brother, you have cash on you?
I do.
We just opened up a brand new shop.
This is some of our selection right here.
We have a bicycle.
We have Game Ward, Backpack, shoes, camera free zone
from Blackboy Max.
We have a scale that Lacey used.
Marlins, Game Ward, Sign Jersey.
Tell me what catches your eye here.
I like the shoes, but I think they're different sizes.
What size are you?
10.
Uh, 10.
What size are these?
What is Kevin Durant's shoes?
You want to try these on?
Try these on, you know?
Give me these.
I'm like a lap rock shaker right now.
No, it's OK, bro.
Don't be scared to spend money.
You're a goat.
You might go, man.
That's OK, man.
That's not going to get you a discount.
13?
Um, I don't have anything your size.
Um, what team, what team, what fan are you guys?
You got sports on your body.
Los Angeles too?
What team, what team would you like?
What football team?
Greaters.
Perfect.
We have a Bears helmet right here.
Oh my God, we're getting packed.
Oh my God.
How you doing, sir?
How you doing, sir?
We're getting packed.
Listen, does this interest you by interest?
Not very helpful, bro.
How much cash do you have on you how much cash
This is crazy, I don't want to sound like fairy tale. This is exactly $40. Yeah. Yes
Can be much like we stand at the post office waiting line, of course
Oh, you're gonna be right back
Okay, how you doing sir, what's your name tell the people Hector Hector
What interesting thing we open up on a garage sale
Okay, I have something man. Yeah, I got something for you. No, no, no, that's that's gonna be for a big sale
I have something better for you. Don't mind it right?
Close your eyes.
Brother, Milo's bone that he ate.
Phenomenal, take it, it's yours.
No, no, no, this Jersey guy, this is going for a big price.
Uh, like a hundred.
Uh, it's more than a hundred dollars.
Oh, don't present.
God, that hits more than a hundred dollars.
Are you sure you don't want the bone?
One other sale, thank you sir.
Thank you so much.
Thank you for coming.
Thank you sir, thank you so much, thank you for coming out here.
Thank you, put this away bro, holy shit, put it away.
$40, sir, you know what, is it Jersey?
Yeah, I think it's Jersey.
80?
That's a good deal.
Can I touch the mic, people over there?
Yeah, yeah, it's not something I'm gonna do.
$80 for a Jersey.
Oh no, if someone else comes in here and offers us $80,
we're not gonna buy a lot of it, so go.
$80.
We'll do it for 60.
60?
Here you go.
Let's do it!
Let's go!
Here you go, sir.
This is signed by Marlin.
Game warm.
Congratulations, brother.
Thank you again, brother.
Of course.
I'll give you my board.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's it.
What?
We're giving it $2 a day.
$2 a day?
Ooh.
That's nice.
It's in the heart.
Where'd you get it?
In the heart?
Is that for your girlfriend?
No, no, no.
It's my girlfriend.
I'm gonna give this to my girlfriend now,
and then I say I found it.
Please, would you mind taking a picture?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we're profiting.
Yes!
Gotcha, bro.
Thank you, sir, thank you so much!
Thank you, sir, thank you!
Peace out, you're friends!
Dude, this is, this, this,
how much are we ever now?
120 plus 65 plus, please,
we're up like $190, please.
Oh, what?
Oh, what are we? Why would we not do this every day?
That's what I'm saying, bro.
People trying to say that,
oh, you don't work hard, oh, that's not the third.
We're out here getting afternoon up.
Oh, gosh, you're so...
Should we like...
Should we like get hype?
Throw a little tune, maybe? A little celebration song?
Oh, a halftime show!
We're not halfway.
I mean bro, look at our selection.
Oh, this might be our greatest stream idea yet.
Let's go!
Come on!
Horizon!
Come on!
Let's go!
Come on!
Horizon!
It's not only hard, huh?
Go to the Monday.
We're in, what does that smell?
Oh my God.
Do you smell?
Have you been guessed?
I'm not even kidding.
We actually smells, guys if you didn't know,
we are doing a garage sale in front of 3-7-1-2 Broadlawn
in the parking lot, in the front.
Don't be shy, come here, enjoy it, this is a buy one,
you know what we have a special sale.
For our next customer, we're doing the first ever
buy one, get one free.
You buy one item, get one free.
You buy one item, you get another one free.
We're doing pretty good right now.
We're pretty hot, so I want to celebrate by giving away some stuff.
So if you want to come, now's the chance to come.
This is the moment.
Oh my God, we can make a permanent red light.
This has to be a legal order.
Sir, we're doing the garage sale, want to see it?
Sir, we're doing the garage sale.
We're doing a garage sale!
Garage sale right now!
I know you guys can hear me.
It's a buy one you serve.
It's a buy one get one free at my garage sale.
Buy one get one free.
It's a garage sale.
Buy one get one.
What are you doing?
Bro, we got 2 plus 3 customers.
What a great customer place.
Some people have 0 customers in their garage sale today bro.
I like the way you got the 5 keys here with the F1.
You're right bro.
How do we more pessimistic?
Optimistic.
Optimistic.
Optimistic.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I have to miss that.
You know what?
God is listening to me.
I know something is going to bless us right now.
There's going to be a customer who comes in with hundreds of dollars.
Come on!
Come here! I'm dying!
I need money!
You're losing me a little.
What what what do people need we got a picture of it? We got to do some Gary V. Shit
You gotta like tell people like
You know you could be a star anyone could be a star sweetheart. I'm anyone to you're not anyone
Okay, the next one I thought you got to go to someone just to experience
Yeah
People will not like me having, seriously, genuinely serious, like what is the problem
with the people nowadays?
Bro, like, we're red, like, red, like, red, like, red, like.
Let me change your life.
Anyone's life can change right now.
I'm hosting a garage sale.
Buy one, get one.
The money's going straight to stable Ronaldo.
He has four days left to live.
Let me tell you something, right?
You're not living right now
if you don't have an item by me.
We're all living, so are we all living?
Right now is your time.
I only have you for a couple seconds,
but if you wanna...
It's not working.
Is that not a good pitch?
I mean, if it was, if it was, I, I, I, I, I was really,
shit, you're selling me, I wanna buy something.
That's my thought, I, I wanna buy, I wanna buy something.
Wait.
I have something there, you ready?
A couple things.
I didn't get a megaphone, fuck.
Oh, megaphone, Virginia.
No sign, no megaphone.
Should we run this back another time?
Like, we're gonna sell, obviously we're selling out.
Yeah.
But we gotta sell.
This is, yeah, we're gonna sell our own
season. Hold on. Hey! Go rise down! Right now! Right now! Right now! Right now! Go rise down!
Buy one, get one free! Go to life! Go to life! Go to life! Change it! Let's go! Come on!
It's like, what am I doing now?
I really started my life.
Like, what did I do?
Why do we keep wrong?
I don't know.
I'm so confused.
up this whole event to give stuff away. I brought out ancient relics.
Let's go. Come on.
Are you guys interested?
Come on. Oh, lower the weight. Let me just try to pitch it to you. Let me pitch it to you.
Come on. Come on. Let me pitch it to you. Please.
I can see you giggle shits no
We have so many items lays like I don't know what better to do I said it's a buy one get one like that usually brings everyone
My one get one
Sir! We're doing a garage sale. Are you interested? You pull it over.
We're from buy one, get one.
I'm good.
I'll say that when I say I think that everything I ever wanted was to come over and browse.
Oh, he was running out for a reason.
Buy one, get one, come in!
Hey, you said...
Holy front of the car!
Hey, I don't know. I don't exactly know.
You know what I need to do?
You know what I need to do, right?
I have something in mind, but what do you have in mind?
Go live on Instagram.
Hey followers!
Hey, all you followers! Hey, hey, hey. Hello, followers. Greetings. Greetings,
followers. We're doing a garage sale right now on Twitch. Don't miss it right now.
Join the stream right now. We're doing the garage sale in front of 3712
We have many items first person here get to buy one get one free Wow Wow never
seen before type of deals very fascinating come over here come over
here stay with me stay with me stay with me we have Marlin's shoes Marlin's
water, bicycle, join the stream right now on Twitch, yeah.
That's good. That's actually so good. That's fucking good. That's good.
This is getting sad?
Bro, nobody wants to see me hustle, is this?
I don't know if I want that customer.
He seems intimidating.
Does he want a bike, maybe?
He's got a skateboard, apparently.
We're selling bikes over here!
I don't know, bro. I actually don't know anymore.
We're doing a garage sale.
Can I interest you in anything?
I promise you, you're gonna regret it. Marlin's the odorance here.
I don't know.
I get it, I don't know.
Please?
Please.
I need- I need a sale, please.
Guys, in the truck.
No, I-
I know, but please.
Bro, please.
Just- just take a look.
Please!
Motherfucker, I- I'm over the shit. I'm over.
You know what they say, if they don't go to the garage sale, bring the garage sales to them.
Garage sale! I'm showing the item!
Garage sales!
Garage sale! Showing!
We're going to pop right there, call that.
Oh yeah, it's over.
Our garage shale's over.
And it's over.
Hello there.
Our garage shale.
Fuck it, we gotta just say.
Officer!
Officer!
Officer, we're doing a garage shale!
Oh Jesus, it's a little long.
I'm waiting for it.
Oh my God.
Jesus.
Is he not?
He looked like he was.
Right?
He's not.
I swear to God for sure I thought he was.
My mom takes me saying, why did I get a notification that you had a garage sale?
Times are tough.
I can give you a hundred dollar loan if you need it.
Bro, people don't know what the items we have.
Let me hop on the pegs while you put it.
That is not a good idea with this type of bike.
No, it's not.
It's for her.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, bro, this bike is really good.
It's not bad.
It's all for the herring.
Great.
How do you really go down with this?
But hold on.
We got to bring the bike to them.
Just give me one second.
Look what we're selling!
Oh!
We're selling!
Oh!
Look who we're selling!
Stop!
We're selling!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop it!
Come here!
We're selling the VMX bike!
A bike!
Hello there!
How you doing?
Like, it was a crossway, too.
Like, this is fully legal and no one still fucks with me?
me like I don't know I'm out of ideas
we're giving away a bike oh yeah
garage sale what the fuck she was
She was dead ass turning in and she bailed.
What the fuck was that?
What is going on?
Are we doing something wrong?
I'm not gonna get it.
Just a garage sale bro.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
How are we supposed to make money?
How are we supposed to live?
I don't get it.
The only people that aren't happy are the people running Bob's Shipper.
I don't know who Bob's Shipper was, it has been.
Lacey said garage sale and conk then.
Hey, hey, hey! We're doing a garage sale! Why did the window go off?
We're doing a garage sale! Why did both windows go over? Are you scared of me?
The wrong sale! The wrong sale! Stop the car!
Stop the car, man! The wrong sale!
I don't know.
BMW! Come here!
I don't know. I don't know.
I think people are scared of spending money.
You might have to stand in front of your car to see what the red light is.
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
It's just like, you know everyone who is there.
Hey there sir!
Hey, you guys, what's going on?
What happened?
We're doing a garage sale right now. Are you interested in a different bike?
Seriously?
Yeah.
Good life.
No, I mean, you can have this if you want, sir.
Yeah, where's the pop-up? What's going on?
You want this one or no? I thought we're gonna try to sell it.
Sell it, man. Look at that money.
Yeah, I know.
I paid 75 bucks for this, but...
Really?
Yeah, then I looked it up online. It's fucking...
It's a show, it's like a bike, so I'm gonna stick with it.
All right.
I mean, I'm funny, I think you gotta have a lot of fucking...
No, party or something, I say.
Yeah, I know.
I know.
Alright, man.
Hey, did you put my tattoo trick on it?
Go ahead.
Fifty-six years old, so...
How old are you?
Fifty-six.
Hey, hey, hey, that old.
Come on.
Are you sure you're okay?
Yeah.
Hey, no way.
I'm gonna go this way.
Let's do it.
Be careful, though, okay?
Listen, wait, wait, wait.
Tell the camera that I'm not liable for anything.
What the fuck dude?
What the fuck?
Holy shit, what else can you do?
If you had a floor, I'd get back out of the pool.
Oh, I'm gonna get you some.
Oh, you got me on it!
No!
I like to try to stop something out, you know what I'm like.
What I usually do is I drive down the street, straight to the pedal,
the pegs are on all my side of the street, the pedal,
drag it a little bit, and then take it out.
It's kind of shady. It's like...
No, it's not. It's not. You don't have to do it by yourself.
Yeah.
Really nice bike.
And then you're going to do it to me?
Yeah, man. If you want it.
No, I can't. What am I going to do with two bikes?
You know, I live in a man's home right now.
You said what?
I live in a man's home right now.
What's that? A man's home?
A man's home is like where you go from homeless, you go to a crisis center, from a crisis
center you go to, uh, uh, try to wait for six and eight.
Well, I had to jump to the hoops, give you 30 days.
I got you, brother.
No way.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
This is like, this is like 80 bucks.
Bro, are you serious?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, man.
Fuck yeah, thank you, Lord Jesus.
See what happens?
Look, dude, I got my general money, it was $220.
main thing I need to get with the phone and transportation.
That'll be a problem, transportation, now I'm strapped for money,
all I can do now is just sit in the socks, under where the
I'm going to sit, or be hit by a crash.
Dude, you are the man.
God bless you all, sirs and apes.
Listen man, life has its ups, life's has its downs,
as long as you stay strong and have Jesus seen your higher,
peace is the body of the omnipotent.
Thank you, Lord God.
You're the source of my peace.
Be safe man.
Yes, sir.
Thank you so much.
Now you know, I'm going to go back this way,
because that was going to go to the ramp, the cat handle.
Yeah.
These black things are trying to throw a bottle at me now. It's gonna see if you can have it.
Oh, these are good. They're still black. Thank you, man.
Yeah, of course, bro.
Have you had a church?
Hey, I was at a church.
Just saying.
It's kind of crazy.
That was good.
That's been good.
Wait, but now we're down money.
Should I ask for a bag? I got the clip.
That is not sure it's money.
Oh no no no no no no no no no.
Are you having a customer?
There we go, there we go, there we go.
Oh my god, not that much.
Maybe, maybe God's gonna reward me.
Wands of bones? That Wands of fucking bones?
What the fuck? Yeah bro, I'm gonna save the day.
I said my next customer to buy one get one
Do you want to try anything? What size are you? 15. What size are these? These might be your size.
13. Most. Anything interesting? This was Game Morse by Lacey when he jumped in as
moderator. We have a black boy Max's sign before he departed from face flag.
He's or informing you use this in front of his house. Okay, I'll do
You know anything helps you know I'm saying about
20 bucks.
20 bucks?
20 bucks?
I thought I was about to get one, right?
Yeah, bro, you can't go back on the deal.
Of course, the guy with money prints.
You can't go back on the deal, man.
Come on, now.
20, 20 dollars.
20 bucks?
What do you need the money for?
Um, nothing.
Oh, shit.
It's like, I'm a piece of shit.
I'm in a rescue, so...
Yeah, I know.
Officer!
All right, here enjoy it man.
Here you try it on.
Oh, damn it.
Yes, sir, man. Hey, listen man. Have a plus one, be safe and yeah.
Have a good day.
Appreciate you.
We made some money back. Look at that.
I said it was a buy one, get one.
How much are we up right now?
20 and 100, 140.
$140 $140 or 50 cents. I don't play I don't play for sure
It was tall
I already got traded today
25 gifted. Thank you. Be safe man. 25 gifted. Thank you. I just saw that
Wait, what did Lacey say?
Thank you for the 25 giftee!
Lacey said the home bill was $160 long.
Bro, we made him...
Bro, Lacey, are we mad that we just made some money?
I made $20.
And we made him happy.
Yeah, and he's happy.
We just gave it to a customer who's actually going to use it in your complaining.
Bro, I'm not going to lie.
What are you thinking?
What's up, Lacey?
Getting you and me in the same two blocks on the other side of the helmet.
What's on the other side?
I was in Justin Fields' bare-side helmet that I pay $160 for that's worth over $850.
And you just sold it for 20?
Wait, this isn't the helmet that you jumped into the monitor?
No! That one was a rump! Look at helmet!
That one was the Justin Fields signboard!
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I got a marsup for you.
They have 160 dollars for randomly cleared sign helmets
and that one was the Justin Fields one of the only ones I can count.
Wait, how much was that helmet worth?
Like all the great luxury.
22?
No, fuck up.
Well, I can't um um okay listen the next person I'm gonna I'm gonna get your money back 800. I'm gonna get 800
bucks. Okay, I got you. I got you. I know what to do. No, no, I know exactly what to do.
Exactly. Fucked up. I have the file for bankruptcy. I don't know what to do. I stole that. I got this. I got this.
I have an idea next person we go against we gamble
Either they give me
$20
Or I give him money to buy like basically I give them free money with the gift. Yeah, that's easy
actual deal
Come on, we need someone come on. I want to say
I want to say
What's a
Come over here!
Everybody!
Everybody! Yeah, yeah, we've got a garage sale! Yeah, yeah, everybody!
You sir, we have a garage sale!
Why am I...
It's my fucking cell phone.
Sir!
Sir!
Sir!
Sir! We have a garage sale!
What am I doing wrong?
Like, generally.
He deafened.
Uh, should I fake like...
Fail!
Stop! Stop!
Oh my god, they're going nice and slow if they don't stop.
What the fuck?
I don't know, I don't know, what the fuck was wrong with this?
Post this on my Instagram?
G-Wagging, stop! Stop!
I posted on my fucking Instagram for this big ass sale, it's getting dark out.
I posted for my fucking sale, I've gotten three sales and I gave my money away.
I sold the $800 helmet, now I have to break even on the items and I gotta make $800 to
front it.
Sir, come here, come here, come here.
Who likes free items?
who likes free items free items in there free items in where free items in there
there there there free items in there free items free items i'm fucking god this is
stupid bro a fucking millionaire on the road begging for people to come in and
get my fucking i'm sick of this bro what are we doing what are we doing what
What are we actually doing? This isn't even content, this is just depressing.
Like, this is actually stupid.
I lost my only side too. I can't even like...
Whistling
Free item? What am I doing?
Hey, you said don't.
Like, what are we doing? We need something.
We actually need something, bro.
Sir! Sir!
I don't know what to do. They just called me... someone just called me a lot lizard.
What the fuck does that even mean?
So, I take a girl.
You sir! Are you interested in any items for a garage sale?
Free?
Who doesn't like free shit?
Oh, he's scary. Hold on.
Take care of him.
Where's the road?
Did you change locations?
Do you have another location for us?
No. We can camp in front of the In-N-Out, but then it gets really legal.
I don't know, bro.
I actually don't know.
Do I need to say bye when I get one free again?
It was the first time.
Maybe I gotta start begging.
No, no, maybe actually like beg.
I'm gonna start begging.
Oh my God, Porsche, oh my God, oh my God.
Oh my God, thank you.
Come here, come here, come here, come here.
Oh my God, I'm gonna hit my foot.
This is our break though.
I'm not kidding.
and don't sell this shit okay?
Actually, I don't think so.
How are you doing, sir?
How are you doing?
Hey, nice to meet you.
Good, bro.
How are you doing?
So, we're doing a garage sale.
As you guys can see, you guys have money, supreme, supreme,
but it's the aga.
We got a force.
Come on, come on, come on man.
Y'all got money.
Listen, we're doing a big giveaway right now.
Is there any items that they can catch your guys' eyes?
So this is not a, so it looks kind of faint, right?
It looks like a foam pickaxe, it's not, it's good, good as new, good as new.
Pickaxe, it works, works well.
Diamond material, you know we have wood sticks, everyone knows three diamonds and one, two wood sticks.
That's a classic, you gotta dig to like negative like 13 back in the day, that's what it was, then they changed it, then they added new cave updates.
It's like negative what like 40 maybe maybe I don't know listen fellas, right?
You're not gonna find another one of these unless you go strip mining unless you go down unless you dig down
Okay, my question to you is what price do you give this?
This now do $10 hold on hold on
Y'all are going to it's going to a great cost
So
My baby
No, no, no, no, no, no, no open the bag. No bags. That's got $40. That's a real bag
It's a Malincy, August city bag battlefield collaboration
20 in total with a bag
I talked to my people over here.
Yeah, of course.
20 in total.
20 in total.
We can get them for 30.
100%
I think they might actually get this one.
They might be like,
oh god, he could push for 30.
Why is there a Subaru and
a Subaru and a 1Bub car?
What's your guide?
I'll talk to my people,
my finance people.
Everything go away without $30.
Well, this is let me show you
Stable and auto patches right you can remove the patches you can add the patches not only not only does it have this much space
There's a lot of space you have storage here you have storage here look on the top for your passports for your IDs for your wallets
Whatever it might be storage here easy accessible right then you got more storage right in the back
That's double the triple the quadruple the storage. Wow that stores a lot
Well, I wonder if there's any more rather secret compartment in the front more storage with more storage with more storage with more storage
You go wear it sideways
You can extend it
Right you can take it off and you can even wear it like on your shoulder on some cool shit, okay?
$30. This is yours and that okay. How about this? How about this to make it a better deal?
I'll give you $40 if you give me this bike as well.
I need to talk to my people.
It's a real bike.
But that's the only one we want to get rid of.
Are you kidding me?
We're going to make it fit.
You're going for $50 of the bike?
Dude, we could sell out tonight. We're almost out of here.
Yeah, I'd like to do the bike.
So, since this is...
This is the real...
a lot of customers that are coming right now that are interested in this stuff so we got a hurry to
appeal um so this bike is a bike that black boy max road i road adaptor uh rb or this um jump the
pool bexy episode everyone has been on this bike this is a relic anyone would want this bike
we're seeking $50 for three items take it or leave it that's a final offer and let me tell you
you will have something to show off show off to your friends oh dude that's a cool bike ah it's
It's a shame no one in phase used to wear, use that.
What?
You could say every one day, everybody has done this.
Perfectly good tires, perfectly good brakes.
Look at this, this is powder coated orange
to match the red.
It looks like rust.
No, no, no.
It looks like rust.
No, it's rust.
You don't do rust.
That's not rusty, that's not.
No, brand new tires.
You actually, funny enough there's a little Easter egg
right here, you see this orange right here?
That is probably Milo's shit from back in the day.
So you have some DNA here, $50.
All right, the real question is how old is that stuff?
Brand new, we're holding this for a second right now.
Oh, we just got this, look.
Brand new, let's see.
Oh, okay, looks like a new one.
$50.
Should we make a new one?
Come on, buddy.
Look, we have $40 in total.
$40.
$40.
I'll take it from you right now.
I'm gonna take this one. We'll help you.
Listen.
45 and we'll also help put it in the car.
Come on. Let's bargain here.
I'm a man of my own.
45. I went half on you guys.
Come on, make my job easier.
I'm farting all over the floor, I'm not.
Bro, this is good. This is good.
Bro, we might be out of here soon. We actually might be out of here.
Bro, look, we're almost sold out. Bro, should we go out a few years straight, get him inside the bag?
I put a little bit of goodies in the bag okay I put a little bit of goodies just
because you guys have been such good clients I'm hoping you guys return one
day so there's some goodies in here so what do you say 45 okay I'll take out
I'll get the Starbucks, I'll get the bag, and the pickaxe, and wipe for jobs.
Yeah, I gave it a walk away from you.
Let's just watch this, this is what you do.
I'm not interested, but let's thank you guys.
Okay, I want this, I want this over here.
Yes?
I mean guys, you know what I'm saying?
I got a lot of clients that are waiting.
It's up to you guys.
Listen, I'm not afraid to walk away from a deal, you know?
Like, I know there's gonna be people that come in that want this.
We are only trying.
That's too big.
And listen man, it's okay if you're not interested.
It's okay, we'll move on, you know?
How about a pig ax and a backpack for 20?
Listen man, it's...
Okay, we'll hold off on my school.
Do you waste my time?
After I set some goodies in your goodie bag?
Alright, we're gonna find a bag for 30.
For what?
Starbucks bag and the pig ax.
It's okay.
You know what for $40?
I'll throw on Marlin's use deodorant.
Come on, you know you can...
Come on.
So we should get the bag, the gags and the suburbs.
Yeah, thank you guys.
There you go, you know what I'm saying?
The suburbs in here.
You can give me the 25.
What is this?
Oh
Hold on now hold on now
200 no no no no no no I need 15 more dollars. Hold on y'all trying to scare me
I need 15 more dollars y'all
Oh, yes score nice
This is fucking dude, we're good. We're back. Oh my god
Dude we're
Doing rich dude. We should be at a hundred forty, but I gave it away. I shouldn't have given the way
I didn't eat it.
If I didn't eat it.
You could've placed a stream sniper on.
Yeah, I'd probably have a stream sniper, bro.
Chad, was that guy a stream sniper who took my money?
This swag.
Alright, listen.
All we need is...
I say we start doing a bundle.
I agree with that.
To one lucky viewer who comes.
This is an offer nobody has seen, $25, both of these shoes combined.
You actually can make some money.
These are brand new, never worn shoes ever.
Are you interested in garage sale?
Garage sale?
What size are you?
I'm giving a good price for these.
I'm serious, they're never warned.
The church owner has a Mayback?
Is Drusky Skit coming to life?
Hey!
Is Drusky Skit coming to life?
A Mayback?
All right guys listen, seriously you could actually probably sell these for like 90 bucks
if I can.
Brand new, never worn.
I don't even know what these are.
And then these, maybe like 100 bucks?
20 bucks is all I'm asking.
I'll lower it.
That's how bad you want it.
Let me know.
Okay.
Bogo!
Bogo!
Bogo!
Buy one!
Get one!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Mogo, Mogo, Mogo.
Mogo, Mogo, Mogo.
They're giving away one pair for 22 for two.
Zero for one.
That's a buy one, get one.
Never done.
Come on.
Come on.
I just don't know, I guess I just don't know, it's not easy.
I just don't know bro, I want to quit.
I want to fucking quit, but no, every entrepreneur fails once in their lives, minimal.
You must not quit, you must keep going.
Arrive through the failure, because you never know who is going to come.
Rocket, rocket, this is a big bundle, we're looking to get it all going.
End of the season sale, all that shit.
Buzzwords, bundling, so.
How you doing, sir?
How's it going?
The name's Sheba Ronaldo.
Pleasure to meet you brother.
What you got?
We're doing a garage sale right now.
You know, one of our things that we really are doing.
You are our lucky customer!
You are our hundredth customer ever.
So because of that, we're doing a special deal for you.
How much cash do you have right now?
Just tell me.
Ballparking.
What?
Twenty bucks?
Sir.
An amazing twenty-five?
What size are you?
Size eight.
How much do you have right now?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Size of you.
Size 8.
Are you showing me?
Oh, sorry to go.
Sorry, give me a minute.
Take a seat.
Take a seat.
Try these on.
Try these on.
Size of them.
Size 8.
Can I see it?
7 and a half.
They'll fit you.
Come on, try them out.
Don't be hella tight on me.
No, no, no, no.
These are size 8.
Men size 8.
Brand new? These are probably like a hundred dollars. What do you got? No trolley.
I'll give you both of these.
$20.
You got a backpack?
Oh, I sold that. I just sold that. I can't just hear it just for all two.
These are like a hundred dollars shoes.
Say, how much are you?
$20. Listen, listen, listen. Since you are a hundred's customer,
Hi!
I thought she was here for me.
Just for you, Bogo.
Bogo, buy one, get one.
You got anything else?
No.
That's it?
You not selling the car?
No.
I can tell you like, you like trade or something.
What's your number?
I don't know.
Yeah, I'm interested in the free.
Yeah, I'm clubbing, I'll take the shoes.
So how much 20 20, which is a little they're brand new they got gifted to me, so I'm trying to make some profit
Thank you so much sir, what was your name?
You think cool guys go by this opening. I actually bought those from cool kids with rice gone. So yes, probably
Those are actually great new so
I don't know, fuck it, appreciate it.
Of course brother.
He's safe, thank you.
Oh my God, we're actually almost out of here.
That's a good deal, no troll.
Brand new pair of shoes?
I swear to God, there's no other one.
I don't know what it is.
It's a really new pair.
It is.
You just put them, sell it,
there's your money back, plus all the money.
Bro, bro, please, please, please.
We would be at $160 if the streams I would income to us.
One, two, three, four.
But we're at $80.
What's the total, bro?
I say we gamble all this.
Yeah.
I say we go to someone and say,
Heads are heads or tails for 80
So see we have a pipe a scale shoes jacket shoes both I say we do a combo
Everyone knows plan. Hey, sir
You should always wear this shirt, right?
So I say we sell this as a bundle.
We call it the Lacy Pack.
We go shirt, miles, bull,
Lacy's fucking boots on top of it with Lacy's scale.
The bundle right there.
The Lacy Bundle.
So then all we have left is a bike and bowling shoes.
Size 34.
We're almost out of here.
I'm gonna start packing.
Start packing up shops.
Shop's closed, isn't it?
Hey, are you guys interested in helping?
It's a child that's dying.
Not interested still?
Who cares about dying children?
What's up with people?
I thought you got no interest in dying children, bro.
It's fucked up.
What's on you?
What are we doing?
I would donate.
That would get me.
What?
What's wrong with people?
Hell people.
Come on bro, this is, bro, this is some like, this is for the, this is for the feet, bro.
I'm so happy.
I want to thank you, bro.
I'm serious.
I want to shake your hand.
I want to shake your hand, bro.
We're doing business with me.
This is a dream.
Thank you, bro.
You're welcome.
This is a dream.
Hey.
How you doing?
Are you interested in anything?
How you doing? Are you interested in anything?
Are you interested in anything?
Not a free bike? Relax.
Damn, wait. Are you sure you don't want it? Wait, sir! A dog bull!
I have a free dog bull!
What?
Wait, two buttons.
What's up with all this company car?
What the fuck?
What the hell is this?
No, it's good.
I'm storing my shit with that.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Sir.
What?
What?
What's he doing?
What?
What?
Hider, sir?
He's taking us out of the party.
That's what we need to do.
That's what we need to do.
Shit.
What are you talking about?
What is that?
I see you have a lot of storage over there.
over there? I know where you're at that. You need some demonstrations? Yeah. So a BMX.
A BMX is not a regular bike. This isn't a bike you take up to hell. This isn't a bike
that maybe you go down to hell. This isn't like strictly for treks. You know what BMX
stands for? Building Mind Xavier. Is your name Xavier? We're not yet. There you go Xavier.
Hey, Xavier, let me show you something.
She must be the fuck.
Ready?
Hey, Xavier, watch this.
No, no, Xavier, Xavier, watch, ready?
Xavier, watch.
I'm gonna go back one more. Just watch.
Just watch.
I'm my life already.
No.
For you, you say that.
That was good, that was good.
Listen, how much cash you got?
Dude, this is...
I'm going to show you another trick exam.
I'm going to change your mind.
I call this one the Superman, right?
This has got points.
This has got like at least like $40.
I call this one the Superman.
Ta-da-da-da.
You hear that?
Perfect brakes.
You hear that? Perfect brakes.
He's gonna not have balls? Come on man. Come on, bless me. $30?
God damn.
$30?
$30.
$30.
$20?
You take a frame?
No, we need...
Come on, buddy. This is... Come on, man. Help us out, man.
It's going to a great cause
Their size what size are you?
They're every size they are your size. Uh, they're size nine. Oh, oh
All right, so I said, oh, yes, I said, yeah, look size 310 actually brand new. What do you say?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, this is perfect.
Oh, this, what can I, can I finish a, can I finish a sail real quick?
Go ahead.
Yeah, let's do it, let's do it.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
$30, and it's all yours!
Thank you, thank you, thank you, sir.
Enjoy it, enjoy it.
I will.
Um, what?
Oh.
Oh my God.
Alright.
Anyways.
Listen.
Right?
We have some options here.
Um.
We have some options here, these, listen sir, you don't need them, but you need them.
Years and years ago, I promise you, this was in your lifetime, so these are shoes passed
down from generation, this is a sharp, famous trimmer, lacy wore while smoking, lacy, yes
lacy himself, this is amazing, you know we have a scale, we're doing a bundle deal, right?
$50 for
$40 30 30
How much cash do you have?
20?
I'm sorry. I started at 10.
Are you willing to do a gamble?
Depends.
How much cash do you have?
What's the gamble?
I see one point. I know I know
Heads or tails tails
$10 to $10 tails $10 for everything heads $20 forever
Go ahead and we're out of here
No
Yes, everyone the prophecy everyone knows you do a best two out of three
I'll allow it
You want to face it or smack it smack it
Well, well, well its heads, you know that means
Would you like to smack it or face it smack it the purpose of peace
Was it promised
$20! Come on! My fucking sale! $20, man! I get my coin back! You know what? Here you go.
Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Enjoy. Enjoy. Enjoy. Enjoy. Enjoy. Enjoy. We're all sold out, everyone. Thank you, guys.
Thank you guys so much, thank you so much, thank you guys so much, we'll be opening backpours soon.
Are we selling the shirt?
No, we're not selling the shirt.
You selling anything?
Shorts? Shorts?
Shorts?
The watch is rolling?
You like it?
I got one more thing.
You have one more thing on your head.
It's on that side.
We're out of here. Where did that guy come from?
Where did he go?
To open up a hatch.
He opened up a sewer.
Give me one second.
I'm a good bargain.
I'm a good bargain.
I'm a good bargain.
Okay.
Say say that back up.
Keep over here.
I'm a good bargain.
Make sure you box, make sure you box.
Make sure you box, make sure you box.
Are you sure we should give this?
I don't want to know.
Okay, alright, alright.
Alright, listen.
This heavy.
How much cash should we bring? 29. 29 or what's that? This is completely up to you.
First and foremost Ron, pleasure to meet you. Nice to meet you.
As y'all know, we've just finished our first ever garage, so we're going to
rerun this back, you know what I'm talking about? Since you guys are here closing,
I had some leftover items.
Or did I?
That's the gamble we're about to take for a mystery box.
I like that. I like that.
I'm a big gamble.
This is a $30 mystery box.
But we have $29.
Just for that, I'll let you guys get a dollar off if you're interested.
Okay.
Now, this mystery box, if you want to know some of the items,
some would say this is closed.
Some would say this is a lot of stuff.
Wait, can you shake it?
No, they might break.
Oh, scratch that.
There's a couple of things in here.
Also, there might be some ultra in here.
You know some clothes, that's what it might have.
Massil to Trump?
Unreleased ultra.
Whoa, is there any of a bet?
That one, I don't have at the moment.
But, but, this is a choice.
You know, here, you want to show the stream
in the mystery box over here?
Rock it, I got it, I got it.
Okay, there's a lot.
I mean.
It's gonna fall off though.
I'm gonna move it.
Are you moving around so I can see?
Yeah.
Okay.
Are you sure?
Ooh, it's heavy.
It's heavy.
Really heavy?
I don't know.
Just, listen, $29 and this mystery box is yours.
One to 10, how much of this can?
10, 8, and 10.
This is, okay, so this is like a 50-50.
It's either you get really good shit or it's mid-shit.
What if we do a coin flip?
I like coin flips.
Okay, let's do, let's do, let's do 15 and 30.
15 and 30?
Really, seriously, no.
You're only 29 now, I can't, there's some good shit here.
You got a coin?
What's a coin?
Oh wait, our friend took our coin.
Fuck!
I'm out of limbo wallet.
This part of being the top and the coin part of being the bottom.
Okay, so let's go up there.
Let's make this what we're going to do first.
I need to see the cash.
I don't believe it.
I don't believe it.
You can count it up.
You count it up.
Wait, okay, but this is a lot.
You know what, I believe it.
Okay, okay, you off to it?
What's the deal?
What's the deal?
What's the deal?
Should we do all of them?
I thought it was just for our luck.
What is long?
29 to 0?
29 to 0.
This is orange.
Whatever this is.
It's heads, alright?
Okay.
Let's take one.
Yeah, we'll do like logo or no logo.
Okay, so logo, we bet logo.
We have logo.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Be careful, be careful!
Be careful!
Be careful!
Okay, alright.
Okay, alright. Logo is you guys?
Logo is us.
Let's do it.
Yes!
No.
Yes!
I know you had a 3.
That's not a 3?
Are we serious?
How do we do it?
Same logo or can we switch?
You're same logo.
That's not a 3.
That's...
Let's go!
Come on!
And last but not least, do you want to keep the same logo or do we switch?
You want me to switch?
No, no, I'm asking.
We're keeping.
Keeping?
The better man wins.
It's all up here, okay?
All up.
Of course.
All right.
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Everyone knows the rules.
What's the rules?
Consumer always wins.
So it's the best three out of five.
You have to win one more.
I don't want to switch, just keep going.
I got this one.
Oh!
That means I win!
No, no, no, no!
Ow!
Last one.
Last one.
This is four at all.
Go die, go die.
Is there anything I can do?
Fuck off.
Is there anything I can do?
Go die.
Go die.
Go die.
Go die.
Go die.
Go die.
No!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Oh my God!
Dude, don't be sad!
Dude, this is a good...
Hold on, let me move the mystery box over here.
Roll on, roll on.
Roll.
No, don't be sad.
Bro, listen. Listen.
Bro, don't be sad. You did it.
Bro, no!
No! It's okay!
Hey, you got a mystery box still for $30 you got a mystery box
Yeah, let me get my car
All right ready open that
Kick fucking rocks kid!
What the fuck!
What the fuck!
Kick rocks kid!
What the fuck!
Kick rocks kid!
No!
No!
What the fuck!
Let's go!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
oh my god oh my fucking god lays oh my god I think we just bro oh my god oh my
god bro I'm gonna pass out
bro we oh my god do we pull over just say count this
bro what do you think do you think we pull over and count this
bros bro ladies this is
bro
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
OMG's in the chat.
Oh my...
Oh my god.
We have to do part two.
I'm not even getting it.
This is a bit proud of me.
I'm perplexed right now.
Bro, you ready for this?
You ready for this?
Ready for this?
We're gonna count. Hold on.
20, 40, 60, 80, 100, 120, 130, 150, 151, 152, 153, 154, 155, 156, 157, 158, 150, 9 fucking dollars.
And we made $60, so we made 210 and we gave it to a stream sniper.
We made $210!
That was a come up. That's a come up!
Bro, that's... you know what I'm saying?
Brother.
It's not bad.
Oh my god.
I'm not bad at all.
I... I cannot believe this.
Oh my god, bro. Can we get some W's going in the chat, bro?
Oh my fucking god!
Do we run back to garage sale part 2 chat in like with rug or something?
Oh god, we have to.
Bro!
If we could see if we could, this is kind of stressful.
Does someone's crib to do it in like a neighborhood though?
Cause that's how people really see garage sales.
Cause they put signs in the corner of the box.
Signs, between, close.
So good game.
Oh my god bro, you know what else we should do?
More mystery boxes.
Yeah, the mystery boxes are a hit, actually though.
Oh, everyone knows the rules, three out of five.
Come on, I was consumerist, you know.
Oh my God.
Bro, I'm not even kidding, bro.
This was so successful, man.
Can we talk some W's in the chat for the first ever annual garage sale?
Annual. We're going to be doing this.
Bro, I think we start storage wars now.
That would be fire.
I think we start buying storage containers. Oh my god, bro. I don't know what bro. What do we do?
You know just cuz you helped no way
No, dude
Yeah
It's free one dollar
Of course, we've been killing it. No, I told you brother's a lot of kids that showed up. You held it down
You know what I'm saying, you can't see it.
Well, people turn on the camera in the hand too, right?
Yeah, they have to.
Yeah, thank you.
Bro, this is amazing, bro.
We have something we can do, for real.
What can we do?
I mean, bro, this beats inspired a generation.
Do you understand what we just did for real?
Show people more.
In less than two hours, we made $210.
So if you're going to hustle, bro.
If you want it bad enough, you'll go after it.
Simple as that.
It's no more than that, chap.
wait so so our first deal did I get scammed it's Hong Kong it says how much
is this is 120 120 how much dollars is this yes sir all sales all sales are
Oh
Sales are final
No, no, no all sales are final
No all sales are final
Thank you. No, no, no all sales are final
No, no, no, no
I said the box says it out of nowhere!
You said what?!
Ron already knows where we left.
I got his ass, I just got nothing.
I got his own chest bro, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, right now I got a...
Oh it's Sails!
I'm sure it's the one that's on the side of the road.
No, is that a legal car?
No, I don't know, I don't know if it's a legal car.
It's an airstrip, I'm not allowed to do that, Jeff.
Am I allowed to wave an airstrip?
What do they say?
They're saying, like, a lot of people say no, more no's than yes.
A lot more, I'm just saying straight no's.
It's funny, you're just kidding.
Here, what is that behind me?
I don't know I'm letting this know I'm letting this
Uh, uh, Te amo!
No, no me gusta!
Ven me lo seca!
Mi papรก me toca, mi amigo!
We're in traffic segment, here we go.
Guys, obviously this is an airsoft gun.
It's all fake.
It's all props.
We're content creators and we own all this land.
It's all private.
Go for it!
Oh my god, they're following me. Oh my god.
He's got an axe with a helmet.
No, I don't want to.
No, I don't want to.
I don't want to.
I don't want to.
What are we doing?
No Abla!
You wanna get out of here?
Do you wanna see the highway?
I don't know.
The highway is no way to get out.
We don't have a walkie-shirt, man.
I want you to know we're doing the things.
I'm just letting you know we're doing the things.
We don't have a walkie-shirt, man.
Come on!
Still on us?
How does he keep fighting?
He's losing that list.
What do I do?
I'm out of here, you know.
Alright, Ray, I'm live right now, I got two people chasing me, I need help when I get
to the house and bring a gun.
Alright, bet.
Okay, bet, I'll see you when I get here.
Okay.
I don't know!
I don't know!
It's called Lester.
Last chance! What does that mean?
I'm old Aided though.
What do you see?
You see he's gonna boom me?
I'm telling you bro, he's gonna walk you deep in these.
He's so out of here.
What's that?
What's that?
Wait for it.
Wait for it.
Wait for it.
Wait for it.
Wait for it.
All right, waveboard, waveboard, waveboard.
He just ran two red lights. Let's get his plate, let's tweet it.
Oh my god, I don't know what to do about this.
Do you see Ford?
No, I don't see Ford.
No trucks here in my house, nothing.
Did I call 911?
I mean, I did a fair trade.
It was all fair.
Everyone knows the rules.
It's best to call it.
What's wrong?
What up?
I don't have your money.
money I gave it to a homeless person that's not a lie I don't have your
money I don't have your money
I don't know what to do, girl. I can't get it back. I'm too far.
What happened? I don't have it. I don't have it. I promise.
Who's that mean? He's saying that. He's saying that.
I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do.
Okay, I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do.
I have a full tank.
Can you go full on the door light?
I don't know what to do.
He's gonna run it. That's a matter.
My gun is gonna run every light.
Haha, he's gone.
Sweating a little.
Good to know he's still behind us.
Hezzy!
I don't have your money!
My security's gonna shoot you
Hey Ray I'm being followed right now
I know, don't take the freeway, stay on that street.
you
you
you
you
you
I
Am not interested no, thank you
I'm just teasing the weirdie boss.
Listen, I have $20 right here.
I'm gonna take 10 because you lost.
I'm gonna drop it right here.
You know what, I bet.
Listen, I'm going to drop the 20.
No, no, no.
And then you can keep the 20.
I'm not interested.
Not interested.
Not interested.
He's not in English.
Um...
I don't know if I can get that in, if I can get London right now, Jason's around.
Okay.
Come on here.
Okay.
Fuck it.
R-C-M-5.
Holy fucking, fucking, there's a tank behind us.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Fuck it.
RCM5!
Holy fucking, fucking, there's a tank behind us!
There's a fucking tank!
Now we have it in between.
I don't want to stay there.
I want to go home.
I have kids to feed.
I want to go home.
I want to go home! I need to f***ing buy groceries!
Almost out of here bro.
Almost out of here bro.
What am I gonna do?
You go right here, then you go right here, then you go right here, then you go in the
And then you do one of those.
Please!
And then you get outta here!
Yes!
Oh my God!
Let's go!
Holy fucking shit!
Wheeeee!
And we're out of here!
Actually, that was map advantage right there.
My dead ass threw the whole map right there.
map right now that was actual map advantage oh my god and we're out
holy shit man
fuck out of here holy fuck Wray man he actually came in like fucking like that
That was insane.
I heard his car and I didn't see him.
Wait, what?
Excuse me.
Coming there.
Coming there.
Coming there.
Coming there.
Coming there.
Appreciate you.
Thank you.
We're good.
The honks are in front of me.
The honks.
You run.
My new rack.
My new rainbow hockey shirt.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Sorry.
Yo, rawr!
Double nothing!
Holy fuck.
Holy shit.
He came out of there like fucking like actual Iron Man out of nowhere.
I swear to God, I heard him.
I was like, wait what?
Yeah, man.
I saw his car when I heard it.
He was lurking.
Just waiting.
Holy truck.
Yeah, man.
I saw him.
I saw him.
I saw him.
I saw him.
I saw him.
I saw him.
I saw him.
I saw him.
I saw him.
I saw him.
I saw him.
I saw him.
I saw him.
Oh fuck. We gotta break him off now? Oh we definitely gotta break him off now. At least.
Not too much though. We're gonna be hearing. Yeah that's insane.
I'll show the accuracy. Definitely gotta break him off but not too much.
Like we're thankful but we're not trying to change the life. Yeah we're not scared.
We're thankful, bro, but we're not here to change you.
We've still got our guns in there, too.
Should we get it?
Oh, yeah, the knocker is in there.
Knock it down for fun.
If I'm ever out, sure.
The rain's going too slow.
Last night.
What?
Yes!
NICE!!!
oh my god
a longer time
20,40,60,80,100,120,130,150
1 to 3, 3 dollars
3
oh 2, 3, 2
thre's 3,3,3,3,3,3
where's the cellnet?
when i blocked them in that entrance there was a hiss
listen y'all y'all
uh
fucking 2 dollars
bro
give it to the kids
you think
so mad when i blocked the entrance there was a hiss
Oh, they picked up the other guys that were just came out of nowhere on we made a we made
$250 off the garage sale really made some money. I swear
I
Got the third one I swear to God right not all points on the same. No, no, but they were
Right I think they went back down right on the box it's said of address you said
No, it has to be that you know that's
They're playing audio they're trying to hear for the horn. I think they actually did go to the
Who is this guy? Why is he backing up right?
You want to stay out here maybe for like a minute or two
Wait, does that box have the address is the ultra boxes in Marlin's room
Now you got to tell them fuck off
I
Now don't eat it
And I don't need to fall off I
Ain't a lot
I heard him say now you actually say I'm not trying to be weird and say now you are being weird
We good
Should I bring my gun
Thank you guys. Oh man, I thought that was it for me, bro
No, I'm not gonna lie, I've got to lay low for a couple days.
Just in case, you know, obviously it's an airsoft gun guys, it's a professional airsoft
gun, look, nothing.
Can you imagine?
Oh fuck.
Let's go!
W's in the chat, bro. We made our first ever garage sale.
Chad, should we run that segment back again?
I feel like we gotta do this again, no?
I'm gone. There's just a prototype day.
Bro, this was our test day, like...
Bro, we... This is like...
This is dead ass... This is dead ass history, bro.
This is dead ass history, like...
I got a little odor.
Got a little odor.
Bro.
Talk about a come up dude.
Who needs the charity match bro? This is charity right here.
Rayfort, Rayfort, Rayfort.
Chris, hold on, hold on.
Y'all mad hot bro, I wish I had a fan bro.
Woooo, fuck what they said.
Fuck what they're saying bro.
Don't fuck with me. Don't fuck with me.
Holy shit.
Next garage sale, we gotta go crazier though.
No, for sure.
Better show it.
Put out some shit.
I only got to get someone's crib to a good driveway,
like a neighborhood.
Yeah, I know, the problem is that everyone knew
where we were, bro.
I'm actually from being a poster.
Yo, garage sale, here.
Bro, everyone would show up.
I'm telling you.
Bro, this isn't movie chat.
I'm not even kidding.
This might have been my greatest, bro,
you got to hustle in life.
I'm serious, like.
You got to want it.
Bro, this is-
Surely, someone in the, everybody is watching this,
they have 10 things in their crib they want to sell, right?
I got to break something off though.
Yeah, I sold his $800 helmet.
Just for you, Lacey.
You know what I'm saying?
Rick, 20.
Not bad.
You know what I'm saying?
We're like, this shit is, this shit is inspiring.
This shit's inspiring, but.
No wrong, Patrick.
Imagine you see our side.
Yo, Ron!
Damn, bro, I'm gonna remember this one.
Going to my safety just in case anything ever goes to shit.
Gotta wash my hands, you know?
True.
But I have a little rule when I wash my hands.
What's your rule?
So I wash my hands first, then I pay.
Oh, okay.
It's like an unwritten rule.
Yeah.
Like, nobody washes their hands after they pay.
Exactly.
Especially in your own curves.
Hey, thank you.
How did you know I was in school?
Lucky Gens.
Glad you made a big favor.
No, I guess. I thought I could be a double pre-fire.
Fight the camera at yourself.
Fight the camera at yourself. I got to pay real quick.
Good luck, bro.
Well...
This is the life bro. Y'all don't get it. Y'all don't get it bro. A lot of you guys just sat there in walks for last few hours
We just went and got after bro
If you are new by the way, you make a zero dollar so you can't type in chat in the world by the way
Only everyone that's typing in charnel is someone who hustled today
It's someone who woke up and got after it is someone who woke up and got himself a dollar or two
That's the only person that is having a chair now
You know what I'm saying? You can't type if you didn't make a dollar.
You just can't, bro.
You just can't.
No one in the chat is money-phobic. No one in the chat is a peon.
No one in the chat is a poron. None of that.
We all get money in this chat.
Shut up!
You getting money in there? Did you get money while you were taking a piss, or you just taking a boring, no-loss piss?
Don't call my phone if it ain't about some money.
Facts.
Holy fuck, bro.
Shoes off after coming home up 200?
And keys down and the lay in the bed
Life like this, bro, you gotta be shitting me. Holy
Wait, wait do rag damn look at the beauty. Oh, come on, bro
P.O.V. you and the bros start to get into the garage so it'll come to you.
Look at this fucking view.
You see that?
I'll pick it up with the camera.
I don't see it.
You best believe it.
I like this shirt.
It's fucking great.
Some to die for some to die for
Bro, you know what we got to do next we got a bro I
I know exactly what you're doing.
I know exactly what you're doing.
We need to go to SneakerCon.
That's not a bad show.
We need to be the biggest one there.
We need to rob all people and flip their items,
and we do our own stand.
We call people for reps.
Oh my god.
When is SneakerCon?
But we actually to come up.
Oh my God, hold on.
Sneaker, con.
No way we just missed it.
There's it.
Wait.
So it's like in three days.
I think it was.
Oh my, oh my, oh my.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, hook, get a hook.
What the fuck is that on my blinds?
Oh, this was the fly.
What was it?
You know, honestly, he doesn't even look like he's doing anything.
He's just minding it.
The thing about killing bugs, too...
Is he dead?
Is he dead?
Here you go.
Where is he?
Honestly, that's a good thing you could do. He could have been mic'd up.
He could have been his guy.
Yo, we're on!
Yeah, by the way, for anyone who fucks with old-trail, we're dropping slides. These are house slippers.
I don't know if you guys fuck with them. They're not gonna be too expensive, but they're gonna be some house slippers.
So these are pretty cool. I've been wearing them. These are the test ones. These aren't the final version.
But as you can see, it's foam. You know what I'm saying? So don't expect these to wear these outside. These are house slippers.
So, I don't, I farted.
Y'all are saying we good?
I mean, they sell it every time, so it's not my problem.
Trust me, my Twitch audience compared to people who actually buy shit.
Shall we?
Should we check it out?
Should we check it out?
Should we say, oh we say, should we see the we good?
Should we see the we good?
Wait, Chad, who doesn't want to buy anything?
Drop it, drop it to me if you don't want to buy anything.
Wait, drop it to me if you don't want to buy anything.
Hold on.
I
Showed us
I mean bro, you can see it look at all these
Only fucking orders
Oh my god, should we make a beer's address just one?
No, why not
This is a lot. This is a lot of orders.
This is a lot.
Somebody takes order from Dubai.
From Dubai?
Yeah, where is it?
Tell me if you're from Dubai and you place the order.
How much did they do? They spent like 50,000 others?
Yeah, I wish.
They could have, right?
Yeah.
God, do you know?
What is this?
What is this?
Are these are the keys?
Yeah.
The house is almost over, bro.
Marlin's room is almost gone.
It's kind of fine enough, isn't it, all?
Yeah, I feel more alive.
Once I get rid of this one, it's going to be spacious.
This is still an arch.
It's right here. You can't see it. You've got to come in.
Even Soki's room with no airlock. The hallway down there is a lot bigger.
Now he can get level. C4 is 1, C4. He's a sheet never do it. I don't know.
That's true. Now the airlocks have big defensive change.
Good shit today, bro.
Really?
I'm a bit serious.
Is that me, bro?
Really?
Yes. You killed the tray.
Thank you, bro.
Oh my...
You really just dropped it on me.
I think MK took our air-conditioning.
It's pretty warm in here.
Yeah, it's on cold till last five hours.
MK.
Yo, Chad, you think Marlon's gonna pick up the phone now, bro?
Bro, we were supposed to...
Is it coming tomorrow?
Right, Chad?
I'm gonna try to video call him.
What time is it in Italy?
Someone tell me.
What time is it in Italy?
I'm going to be up, because Rock will text me.
Oh, they're saying 3am.
Wait, Rock never called me back.
What the fuck?
He didn't text me, he said he's going to call you up here.
Your call has been forwarded to voicemail.
The person you're trying to reach is not available.
Bro, what this?
When you have finished recording you may hang up.
Hey, hey, hey.
This is a second time call.
I just want to leave another message just in case my first one got corrupted.
No, Ray.
You know what I'm saying?
It's a good joke.
Um, you know, bro, what this why not pick up the phone? Like, you know, I'm saying easy pick up my phone always
So call me back whenever peace
Do not have to plan London tickets are about to be expensive
No way we're a Kai scam Jinxie. Oh, yeah, I'm getting told that
Wait
Wait, Chad, is this real? How much was the lead?
How much was the lead was this a 99 Kaleed?
So what's the wager can someone tell me what are they saying
So all he has to do is get 10 points.
Look, you wanna watch this? Listen, watch that in a second.
Guys, if Rukai scams Jinxie, I'll go over there and beat the bricks out of him again.
I'll go to Atlanta for Jinxie.
I'm gonna make this about me. Let's make this about me, Chad.
Rugger's sent me saying he'll call me an hour.
Shall we go to desktop chat and react a little?
That was a good segment. Let's get some W's going.
Get on us. Let's get some W's.
Is Outlaw back from dinner or no?
Maybe we can read our gifted subs finally.
What up, Luckham Good?
You lost, bro. It's time to pay the mods prediction. Mods prediction.
guys rock high pay yes or no thank you for the sub holy stuff right when I sit
down you know what to thank you hi ex thank you David which prime Andrew guys
how did you like that IRL 1 through 1 through 10 good better med he lower my
I like so
Yo, I
This much of a lead when I win
No, wait, so how many how many goals did Rekai need how many goals of Rekai need
10 so he got
I'm gonna be dead honest
There's zero chance. I can't score right
Is Jinx he good at this yet or no, did he announce what we're doing or not yet, I don't really get
Oh, yeah, it's over so what did he do I don't want to say it what did he do prove it
Lacey is not better than me at Rocket League.
Are you fucking stupid?
Are you fucking stupid?
Oh!
Oh!
Ah!
It's time to pay out, bro.
Hey!
Huh?
We're kind, GT.
It's time to pay out.
Lacey's not better than me.
It's time to pay out.
That's a hundred.
Holds, who bet on this?
It's a hundred.
I'm chill, game.
Hey, bro, GT's bro.
Now you gotta pay up.
GD's done.
What?
We're caught.
I think we're caught is going to be a good thing. I think he's going to pay.
Why is he muted?
Uh-oh.
Why is he muted?
It's only a hundred gifting. Why would he not pay?
It's a thousand gifted Rekha Rekha
Uh, cat looking sideways?
Yo, JC!
Yo, what's up, bro?
What's up, man? Happy Black History Month.
Happy Black History Month, man.
Hi.
Happy Black History Month, J.H.
There's gonna be a party going up stage here, and I invite it. I want you to do it.
Yo, Rekai! Rekai!
We're gonna tell me we're guy
You got a payout bro GGs
Wait, there's no way watch elder guy bro. Are you serious?
Yo, Jinxie, if you get scammed, bro, don't worry, I'll do nothing besides steal this
content right now and run ads, I promise you.
Yo, Rekai, come on.
Yo, Rekai, bro, GG's man.
Oh, man.
How are we doing?
Yeah, I can hear you.
Raka?
Yeah, I can hear you.
What's Raka's real name?
What's his real name?
Yeah, I can hear you, bro. Can you hear me?
Okay, right now I'm battling with a very strong heart rate.
My brain bone.
I'm sick right now.
What are you guys about to get paid either he pays or he doesn't someone's about to get money
Oh
Double nothing why in what?
I'll make it a thousand so let me say that way oh
You know pension. I'm not like you these we pay out. I just wanted to see if you pay out
Sorry, there's your chance
Who actually fucking bet who actually bet on the cut?
It doesn't matter. Yeah, you're an idiot. Let me get the straight round
Because you're sick you want you want to know you are an idiot. Look at you idiots. You knew you were sick
Are you serious? I?
Say
This stuff can't really get the fool full effect. I can't really see like that. I'm really sick
Hold on
I'm not ever letting you slide, bro.
Rickard, you made a wager, pay the wager.
It's why have you not paid already?
You should have already paid.
Well, oh, is that a thousand subs, bro?
It's a thousand subs, bro.
A thousand subs, Rickard.
You ever heard of NCAA?
Oh, brother.
Yeah, but for the whole game, what about it?
Oh, brother.
Nah, you don't know what you never heard of before.
It's over here.
Did you I double day? Yeah, the college football game. Yeah
NCA what is he trying to say? Yo, really really?
Do you fix my discord channel, bro? Yo, yo, really Q von. Are you fucking serious?
Yo, Q von. Are you get ass?
What is he saying?
Kuvon Rakhaylinder, give him your fucking money that you owe him.
Rakhaylinder, what, bro?
Rakhaylinder, what, bro?
Are you dead? You know, I got you, JC.
Do I get the thousand subs of JC?
I'm not doing that, I don't know why I said that.
Wait, I'm confused. Why do I-
I heard you yo, why don't I know I'm not alive after I verse or Kai why would people ever play against him?
He's a scammer. Is this allowed?
You got your whole life ahead of you, bro
Content why give me my fucking money brother listen, bro
Your past it does not define you bro. It doesn't matter if you scammed in the past, bro
You could make yes, excuse me right yes, it does
Are you gonna pay yeah
All right, bro. I appreciate you bros pay up. Yeah, I'm
Gonna why are you smirking like dude? We're kind just
It's not a big deal.
Three one, give them.
Okay, look, okay, look, okay, do you have a bell?
Cell?
Bro, cell.
Of course I have cell, but you said gifted.
Okay, so what does that do, bro?
Cause my, my, my, my, my, my, I don't pay card or you don't pay,
you don't like your credit cards, fuck up.
Bro, there.
So listen, I'm gonna sell you $5,000 right now,
and you just give yourself, okay?
Give yourself, that's my, so I get to do, all right?
Sure, bro.
Yeah, that's fine.
You wanna sell me?
Yeah
All right, so I'm gonna say $5,000 and then we're good
No, no, no you said you said $5,000. That was listen if he pays you pay out
W chatter
W chatter by Ron
Wait, can you charge back one cell or no
Wait low-key how would it become a twitch chatter for once
No, bro
bro we're kind I got a sale can you send it to myself wait what no no wait wait
wait we're guy
this is our now yeah that's my cell hold up let me send your request
Yeah, I know, I'm gonna send you a Zell Request, in Zell.
No, don't.
Yo, the number that is over.
Yo, this shit, he scammed everybody.
If you, if you don't...
I'm gonna send you a Zell Request, alright?
If you verse or cry, you're actually a fucking idiot now, bro.
I'm dead serious.
Alright, did you get the Zell Request?
Did you get this?
What?
No.
Let me know.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Alright, did you get it?
I just sent it.
Did you get that request?
No.
Bro, you, show me your phone.
your phone. Well actually don't show the stream. No troll says you. Oh my god. Brother.
Say hi to his brother. Say hi to his brother. That's what it sounds like now. 3.8k. So.
Dude, dude, dude, dude, listen. When I played against Rekai I called him before stream and
I asked him multiple times. I said you're gonna actually pay blah blah blah. And he's
like. He's like, he's like, he's like, yes, I'm gonna pay. Like the clicks thing was a
troll clicks new blah blah blah so I figured wait how much is a thousand
I
Wait guys, there's a thousand give you find work or someone do it in my chat
Listen, the number that I just want,
is that the number I can tell you from?
Guys, someone do it in my chat.
I want to see the button work.
Send a dollar first and let me make sure I got it.
Okay? Okay?
Okay.
Send one dollar first and then make sure I got it.
Yo, oh my!
I'm doing it right now, bro.
I'm banning you.
See you in five minutes for us.
See you in five minutes.
No, I think it's me.
Bro, bro, listen.
Just send a dollar and I'll tell you if I got it
and then send five K.
Because you don't want to send five K to the wrong number.
That's that funny?
You dick writers?
You fucking munchers?
You dick munchers in this fucking chat?
Let me know.
Let me know what you said, dick rat.
Thank you for the thousand bits, Daniel.
I got you, Ronnie, thank you for the two months.
Guys, every follow matters.
Maybe a thousand follows.
You started with a red?
Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait, hold on.
They're saying you can dispute with Zell.
Bro, let's get the chop.
No, you can't.
They're saying you can dispute with Zell.
Zell's pretty hard.
I'm not saying you're gonna dispute. I'm saying they're saying you could dispute if you wanted to
I don't have shit. I don't have shit. Wait, wait, hold up. All right. I got $10. I got $10 wait wait wait wait wait wait
Don't send it bro. Hold on. You can dispute zell just get someone in this chat's gotta get pain channel boys
I don't know. I don't know. I'm not saying you're gonna do it. They're saying you can't just get broke a dumb gift
You can't you can't you can't dispute zell bro. It's so hard, right?
is he's chat is wild is he broke water in the ocean wait I'm not going to lie if Jinx
can get this money I want my money
the chat saying you get dispute on sale that's all I know
just gift bro damn gift the fuck
if Jinx gets his money I want my money now you owe Jason 10k
Jason has been getting paid in increments secretly and he hasn't told the public yet
Okay, when do you turn 18?
Oh no, this is a lot of excuse
All right, so you're gonna get it now, right? I don't know why this took 30 minutes, but let's do it
We could have been done with this in like six five seconds. Oh
Oh
Yeah, thank you to five get to Jamie I had a person in school named Jamie. It's now a boy doing what?
They're really cool though. Thank you for the five gift. They drive any girls in the chat top of me here girl
Okay, so a thousand subs is
That's true
It's 4,000. Oh, yeah
Right
He's wait man wait make sure you get first make sure you get
Wait, there's no make sure he gets first. There's no way
Bro, why don't you just get what is your kai's chat I want cars fucked up. No, I look as though people
All right, I was like, I was like
$4,000 bridge
Scam him
Do you guys like my chat is my chat a good community, who's me I like you guys leave it a one get this up
I cannot hear a song of course
Dude, we're kind of what I need to get set home bro. Just tell me just tell me
Just tell me just tell me I think right
Rakhai go home Rakhai you need to be you need to be same on though
Wait 15 streaks stream
Wait, can I turn that on so you guys can do that? That's kind of fire. No, I
Need to check this bro
Wait, would you guys even want to show that off or no Bernard? Can you can you dispute of?
payment on zell like if you send money to somebody can you pull it back I can't
directly handle payments of disputes that generally once a payment is sent to
the fuck is Bernard is that the AI he still talks to this fucking AI my
fraud your best bet is to contact your bank or zell support as soon as possible
all right we're kind of right here me just tell me tell me zell Bernard is
lying all right just tell me tell me I got the 10 I got the 10 just tell me
tell me I'm gonna see you
totally totally totally totally totally totally totally you said you said 5k
I see you know it real quick wait oh my god you guys are about to get paid oh my
god ex dude the five thank you hold on don't show don't show I'll let you know
you know holy shit wait doubters are about to get paid I haven't got I haven't
I got I got I got I got 990. I got 990. I got 990. Yeah, wait, I need 4,000 more. Oh
My god, you guys ready to pay?
Oh another five get it from Alex, thank you
So
Rekai Rekai Rekai we like I know really bro, and you put up five days, and then you said you couldn't get so like bro
I'm trying to get on to my next segment that I have that super plan right now.
All right, you know what, bro?
I'm gonna take the fork.
You're good.
Don't worry about it.
I'll take the fork.
That's fine.
If you guys know five different xd if you want to sub say me maybe he'll get to some yeah
Yo chat. Did you guys watch my car video? Yes or no? Can you guys go through the comment on it?
Maybe start some positivity. Okay
See my skin cool. I don't say about who up. Yeah, I just came in. I'm guys
Also, I wouldn't excuse you. I just walk away this game. That's it, but I
I know what it's like.
It's like my heart, bro, and it's a feel-fright, you know?
That's why today.
Here we go again.
I want you to do this.
No, 100?
Wait, oh my god.
If Rakhai pays Jinxie on God, he needs to pay me my money.
On God.
On this chess life.
your life on your life on your life on your life on your life on your life yes
all right five give it from Jamie yes all of you get you know on this guy's
life I don't care yes I'm proud camp rod on your life on your life we're putting
your life yo ain't get it from Alex thank you for a
like they were a gift is my name like that what
holy shit thank you yeah bro I can't run it's you why is my name
Nicholas well it's like it's like it's not letters it's
like bro I don't know bro I don't know my cell name is
Did you get I did not I have not got shit. I got the 990. I have not gotten shit after that and I was like
Three minutes ago. Oh, this is
Oh god, I didn't get on my mother's life. You are refreshing. I just said to apologize
I don't even need I don't even need to refresh. It just pops up as a text message. I got the $10. I got the 990
What is this a W Rekai moment with a heart with a bandage on it?
I'm confused.
I'm still angry.
Tell our God not to give me that joke.
What?
What is that L Rekai angry face?
Yo, yo, yo, yo, really bro?
Yeah, you know how crazy this chap this chap probably looks fucking crazy if you don't have
7 TV do you understand what this chap I look like look at this
Yo crazy
Yo, oh, no, this is bad
Wait, he paid
Wait, man, he paid
What
He paid
What
3.5 what which technically is I think how much I would have got if you get to
talk so that's why wait cuz which takes a cop so I chat we beat him bro we beat
him are you beating bro are you serious we beat him we beat him stay at a
Crocodile with glasses
For anyone who bet wait he got
We'd be talking wait wait, I'm not even getting no funny shit no contentious. I I need my money. Hold on
I'm serious. I'm serious. Yo, did you just fucking pay Jinxie? Okay, you're changed.
So give me my money now!
Give me my money now!
Game bro, I said that don't run, listen in the past I was doing that y'all y'all y'all
but now I change it.
What?
Give me my fucking money!
Or ju-
What you saying boy?
I was like okay, I can't do it no more bro.
I can't do this game, I should do it no more.
Brother!
Are you dead?
Is it a joke?
Right actually thought he was gonna scare how the fuck place the buddy, but then again, it's like
Lacey never played bro. Lacey was good. No, no, no, no
I cannot believe ugly fat and didn't get paid white dude scratching his chin yo
Stephen you're a twitch mod for the rest of your life you have no meaning on
this planet you know that right you don't get paid you're a loser you type in
twitch chat and all you do is put this fucking you don't even ban anyone you
You don't even time out anyone.
You just put a fucking white dude who's bald and scratching
his fucking chin giggling and think shit's funny.
But he didn't get scammed for 10K.
Jens, Jens, I could get you taken off this planet.
I got you into this planet.
Do you understand?
You lost to a fucking, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God,
oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God,
oh my God, oh my God.
Yo, brother, I want a pink Porsche.
You're typing emotes like you're not a fucking loser too.
You're typing omaze and a fucking Twitch chat
on a fucking Wednesday afternoon at night.
Typing omaze, bro.
You're not any more special.
Oh my God, the flies on my monitor.
And actually, I actually cannot believe
Juvan Rakhai Linder actually just fucking scammed me.
You know whatever you know what whatever dead ass whatever no no no it's actually whatever no no need to fear
No need to actually fear brah. I'm okay dead serious brah. I'm happy. No, no, I'm happy. I'm happy. I'm happy
I'm happy bro
I'm happy bro dead ass. I'm happy dead dead dead ass dead ass
Dead ass. I'm happy. I'm happy
Happy bro. I made a hundred and sixty dollars today. It's good. Life's good. Can we all smile and?
And then I see a first-time chatter saying it's a wait issue. I'm not even kidding. You've been following me since fucking broad lawn
You're okay. I'll think of it a 10 gifted brother. That is love man
Thank you. You've been following me since broad lawn and your first message is it's a wait issue. I'm timing you out for 30 minutes
Goodbye. Thank you for the 10 gifted man. We get some W's in the chat. Thank you
What is on my timeline?
Valkyrie announces she has started freezing her eggs at age of 34 so she can have a baby in the future
what the fuck does that mean wait I'm confused can I freeze my ballsack to
permanently keep it forever to go get my eggs frozen for a year now yeah now
that I've turned 34 the internet says the best time to freeze your eggs is from
30 to 34 so it's like you know what this is you're like I gotta go I'm getting it
done so that wait so what does that mean can someone
34 she does not look 34 first of all you're never supposed to say that about a woman's age but
yo wait i'm confused what does freezing your eggs mean speak to me in four night terms someone
speak to me in four night terms someone speak to me in four night terms please
i need something i don't understand this
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
She's saving med kits for final zone.
She's vaulting them and bringing them back in a future update.
Okay, that's a good one.
Thank you.
I can you know preserve my eggs for whenever I do or if I do if I want to have a baby in the future
Yeah, so I've been meaning to wait, so I'm so confused. Can I freeze my sperm or no? Is that a possibility?
But what does that do as a man what does that do as a man?
Is it do anything?
nothing Jason the ween immediately get start
me started giving all the money as we thought bro
what's the thing that's happening?
it's not it's not
yeah this is not my friend bro he's too pussy
fucking way too pussy what did you link me?
throwback to my clicks and run for each other in a solo cash cop
first of all none of you guys can even say you were part of this era deadass
I'm dead serious. None of you guys can act. You guys are put in classic, but you don't even know what this is
Stop putting the yo stop putting this duck in my chat that is smoking
Bro, stop putting this duck in my chat. It's looking if you were not here. No, you cannot say you were here
Ron you look skinny recently. I hope you get invited to the charity match Ron Lowell. Do you think this is funny?
Thank you for the sub but bro. I have not got an invite to the charity match. So you're a fucking idiot
Hey yo Fritikashi, why do I sound like a fucking loser?
Oh, there's a dude in front of me. I'm about to make him flash like Adobe
I
Keep on you. Yeah, fun fact. I let clicks kill me
I let clicks kill me because I wanted to put the gum or viral. Yep
That is a true fact. That is a true fact
No, that's not copium. That's not guys. I swear. I swear
Look see
What a fucking classic.
I look he makes a miss clicks bro
you think he thinks of me still is he streaming
was a lot
brah look you're going to play for them right now elclicks for not going on
dammed bro
you think he thinks of me still or no
you think he thinks of me
It's actually really easy to tell if you're going to go bald when you're older.
You just need to look for these three things. First, look at your family's
history. If your dad, uncles, or grandfathers are bald,
your risk is higher. Second, early temple recession.
This is a big clue, but don't confuse it with a mature hairline.
With recession, the hair gets thinner and the temples move back deep and sharp,
forming an M shape.
My head, well, my head is no, there's actually no M.
I'm dead serious. I have a normal hairline. It just looks bad when I'm bald. I'm serious
I'm not on stage too
Yo, I don't even want it. I dead ass hate you guys jet. No genuinely third thinning
Your hair becomes finer and less dense over time
This usually starts at the crown and temples if you notice this early you need to act fast
Follow to learn so what do I do you guys the same three for three? What am I supposed to do?
What am I supposed to do? I'm confused. I'm your best viewer. No, you're not.
Turkey. Yeah, oh no, I'm over this shit. Oh my god, oh my god, I'm not balding. I'm not balding.
I'm not. I'm actually not. I'm dead serious. I'm not.
not. Yeah, wait, why am I so ugly from the side? What is it?
Yo, if I want to ascend, what is my problem here? Dead serious?
What's my problem? Like, what is it? What is my problem here?
Tell me. No, like actually try to help me.
Like, what could I fix here?
Why? So what is this called? What is this called right here? Did someone tell me?
A hyroid?
Wait, so I'm confused. How can I get rid of this? Is this just weight loss or no?
Wait, really?
Wait, so neutral, if I lose weight, I could get rid of this.
They're saying reincarnation.
Wait, so dead serious.
If I lose weight, I can get rid of this or is this genetic?
Oh, God.
Because I'm trying to see.
It looks like I need to fix this I need to get longer hair and I need to cut it in a way that it looks better because right now
It's just long, but it's all over the place
So I'm not am I chopped I don't know am I chopped
Ron stop eagling me can you do a cow giveaway? I don't know what this means
This explains it?
Wait, am I bloated?
Hey, everything is good, should be good.
Welcome to this lecture on how to de-bloat.
It's been quite some time, you guys, from the last video.
Don't worry, I'm going to be answering a mysterious question as to why.
At 1 a.m., you look great, but mid-day in school, you look like chopped cheese.
I don't look like that.
Don't worry, we're going to answer that question.
I'm going to teach you guys how to de-bloat.
So that's a lecture for today.
for today but I do want to talk a bit about where I've been because it's been
quite some time you guys lots happened I'm bloating it's going to kill your
aesthetics it's one of the fastest ways from going you know looking sharp to
looking very soft bloating as I said is not fat it's mostly water gas and
inflammation that can distort your look especially in your face it can lead you
looking pregnant down there and it can be this guy made a video about you you're
You're not serious, right?
How to IQ Max.
Wait.
He did not make a video about me.
On TikTok?
Are you serious?
There's no way.
Yo, why do every time I type in TikTok, this guy comes up every time?
Would you rather be with a spicy cow femboy or a Hello Kitty Latina?
No! Decisions, decisions!
God!
Like, every time I tap into something on my search bar, it's this guy.
If you don't have any plants tonight, the Ren Reaper could change that.
This guy's got actual itchers.
Why isn't he here until it's done?
Wait, what's the guy's name?
There's no way he did it on me.
That's sad if he did.
Classic where is it and I go on to another story. Oh my god. Oh my god. I just shut his useless
There y'all go spinning the email did he actually K. Shammy I want to see what my problems are
He didn't do it on me mods, find it!
MODS!
Whoa, is this a painting?
Not bad.
Outlaw's not here, so none of my mods are useful.
Outlaw wants to go to dinner?
Are you serious?
They give her the painting, bro.
From the moment I wake up in the morning to the moment I fall asleep at night.
You can't eat dreams for breakfast, Joey.
Then I don't want to eat.
This isn't about my career, mom.
It's about my physical ability.
And I'm not bad about the same way.
I'm just afraid that I'd die today.
But my mind will not tell me no more.
From the moment I wake up.
Wait, low key?
This guy just laid to me.
Everything is good.
It should be good.
No troll?
It's my way.
Bro, look at the difference.
Do you know what also it is?
I'm not kidding.
My hair right now is so short facts or no,
like it's so bad.
It's so bad.
It's actually so bad.
Bro, how long until my hair grows back to normal?
Does anyone know?
Like look at the difference of like my hair my hair does so much now that I glow down
It's really my hair
Bro, it's my fucking hair
Okay, I mean at least I don't look like this anymore facts are now like let's be real here. This is actually bad
This is actually bad
Like bro, you got to give me credit where credit is due fairs or no fairs or no, bro
I was fat. I actually was fairs like come on. Let's be honest. I actually bro. I actually lost weight stop trying to
Like brown I lost I lost some weight
Would you guys respect me move I lost weight
Wait, I actually it's literally just that my jawline is still not visible.
So you're telling me if I lost a lot of weight my jawline would be good or no.
Seriously, because like my left side of my face, you can really see my jawline when I
talk my right side of my face like when when I'm like, it's like not there.
Remember when you were this skinny? Bro, I was fatter here. Hold on. Hey, Rog, I'm
live right now! Yo, dude, are you doing anything this weekend?
This weekend? Yeah, I mean, just on the Super Bowl day.
What are you doing? I'm going to watch it at my cousin's house,
And then I'm going to Disneyland right after bro. What's this? Oh my god
What are you doing? No, bro. I wanted to hang out with you. I
Would love to hang out. Do you want to do it?
Like next week like maybe Monday or Tuesday. Yeah, we can I'm thinking about doing a meet-and-greet part, too
Do you want to be a part of it?
Dude, I would but like are you gonna have it like?
Like safe
Well last time I did a meet and greet zero people showed up
Is that true? There's no way
No way that you tweeted the address and posted it and no one showed up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
So I tweeted the address and no one showed up
Me personally like if I saw that address I would have pulled up
Okay, so do you want to do that?
So I want to but like bro you have to consider like just like
all the safety stuff.
So you posted an address, how many people would show up?
I can't even say bro, I actually don't know.
I don't know, I did a meetup, I'll tell you this,
I did a meetup in 2018 and 10,000 people showed up.
And that was 2018.
That was your most recent one?
Um, my recent one was
2022 I believe I think that one had about like
3,000 so like if we're like maybe how long how long did you post how long did you post for?
Um, I feel like a week of promotion
You're saying like in the moment maybe like just posting in the very moment or you promote it. Oh, no, we got to promote this
We got to post the spot
Okay, look, I mean, like I'd be down, but I want to like make sure it's done like the proper way so like no one gets hurt
Like my number one thing is like safety and crowd control. That's like my main main thing
What's the better headline right like no shut up shut up
Don't know the better headline is that we had a successful meet and greet and we met everyone and everyone had a great time
And everyone made it home safe
That's the better headline wrong
But the thing is I'd be down, but can we like maybe we could talk off-stream about like like about like the actual specific
Yes, we need to give away 30 PCs we need people to jump the fences for us
Okay, I'll hit you off stream. Let's figure something out. Yeah, call me later tonight or tomorrow. I'm free tomorrow, too
Do you think I'm a chud by the way?
What is that like chopped? Oh
No, not at all bro. What's the new cut?
I know they're looking at photos of me. I'm I'm like they're all calling me ugly
Bro, come on. You gotta have more confidence, bro. You know, you're good-looking
Especially with the glasses, bro, those blue. What is it the blue glasses that used to wear?
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna put them on here. Oh, you gotta see you got them on deck bro. You already know
All right, bro, I'll call you all right. Let's play or something like for sure for next week though. Okay. Bye. I love you
Hey Chad, do I look good?
Wait, so no troll
No troll
How can I actually look smacks like no troll like I don't believe in that stupid shit that people be doing right?
But I'm saying like how can I get better looking and I guess that's the way I'm looking for how can I I'm not bone smash
Like I don't believe in that shit. I'm talking like the actual way
Okay, grow my hair out
Like bro, why is my jawline not visible, but it's sometimes it is you know what I'm saying like look oopsies
Like look like my jawline is visible sometimes from angles, but it's not visible like all the time like why is it like this?
Like I don't get it, but how can I make it so it's always I'm bloated so I only
drink like one water bottle a day and my piss is like very orangy, orangy red.
Wait, why y'all saying GG's?
Wait, is that bad?
Wait, so dead ass having orange?
Okay, is this good physique, mid physique or all right physique?
This is when I first moved to brawl though.
Like, I didn't have good physique here, but this is probably my skinniest.
Like this is like my skinniest I ever was.
Like I didn't have too bad of love handles.
Okay, so any gym experts looking at my body here, right?
Do I have potential like to build a frame
or is this a mid frame?
Is it a good frame or mid?
Is it good or mid?
You can be honest.
Like you can kind of see it.
Like if you fill this up,
Baddest fuck what you can make it. There's a little bit of potential
Everyone got potential short people grow the fastest. Okay, like no stream shit right now
I'm actually asking for advice like I'm a lot of you guys probably think I'm trolling
So I've been going to the gym and I know you guys could say cap line meter
But if you want to actually take me serious for a second and have a real conversation
I've been going to the gym. I run about three miles
Sometimes I walk it but I may it says about like 300 calories a day
Is that enough to notice a difference if I eat less soup or no?
300 calories burned a day like just off like that like is that enough?
No
I'm talking about cardio cardio a day like to lose weight how much calories should I be aiming to burn a day?
My diet has been decent, bro. I'm not kidding. You guys could say cap. It actually has not been bad
500 so if I've burned off 500 calories a day
How many days would I notice a difference if I also eat better?
Like I've been doing like 300
Bro chat I've had love handles my whole life. I don't know if you guys believe me or not
But I actually want to get rid of it. I swear, bro
You guys think I'm joking?
No, I'm not fucking dead.
Surgery.
Should I actually- Hey Ron, so losing fat isn't your main problem.
It's that you're bloated and puffy.
That's why when you were in the right room you didn't eat bad.
Shit, you de-bloated a little.
But if you do it properly, your face will be skinny, you'll look 20 times better and
and why some days your draw line is less sharp.
Wait, is this, is he telling the truth or no?
Is this the truth?
Yes. Wait, so how do I de-blow?
What are some things to de-blow?
I'm confused.
My girlfriend told me I need to drink water
straight when I wake up.
Is that true?
you
you
you
you
you
Are you dead ass?
Yeah.
Son!
Is you ret- I mean, particularly, excuse me.
Excuse me.
I'm not even kidding me and boba needs to go on an island right now.
No no no not that island but I like when you go on an island right wait oh oh
What's down the ground?
Are we actually?
Are we here?
Are we here?
What a voice!
We're on a fucking island.
Nice.
No way.
No!
Jump!
F!
F!
F!
F!
LWiFi!
Ron get out of stream chug
Fuck I'm just like viewers brothers is ruining my immersion in my view
You need a signal for like F and no yeah like thumbs down is it where F thumbs up?
How hard is it to have fucking Wi-Fi on an island?
Wait
So is Jason's island gonna be like on an island island or like an island with like houses everywhere and everything
Yeah, I'm just giving about there's zero chance Jason survives on I had that I just want to be that guy
You can call me a hater. You can do whatever. I'm sorry. I love Jason
There is zero chance like zero zero chance Jason bro Jason orders food off-door dash for every like 30 minutes
Like bro, it's not happening
Like what is this audio
I know what the fuck you just linked me, bro
Run lifting burns more calories than cardio. That's cat
That's cat
Jason the V laughing emoji laughing emoji laughing emoji
They're Jason. Do you really think you're gonna survive on an island for one week, bro?
So it's going to be to the point where you get on the island and you're going to get
hungry and then you're going to sit there trying to crack a coconut open for 15 hours
to realize it's a fucking bad coconut.
And then not only that, you took like 45 minutes to try to start a fire and then you cheated.
fucking over for you wait I just realized you got invited to the chain action I
didn't why am I talking to you like I don't fuck you that has to get a strict
change it I know
Like, why are you sending me this from a year ago?
Like, what's the point of this?
And then you spam Kekwas in my chat on, you're on mobile haters are waiters, you're on mobile
right now in the UK, just spamming Kekwas typing it out every time because you're not
copying pasting it.
Like, you're, you're, you're, you're bored, bro.
Like you're actually bored.
You can't sleep because you're bored of the fucking UK.
You're bored of the UK. You can't you literally can't even see the emotes in the chat. You can't see the emotes in the chat
You're just typing. Yeah, you're just you're literally just typing bro. Yep. Okay, so you're sorry you said you started
like an army or something that
Yo, look behind you bro. Our end is behind you our ends behind me, bro
You're gonna be bored April 18th. Oh, oh really? Oh
really, bro
Yeah, whatever bro Jason equals rice low W. Yo mods, I'll time him out for you, bro. I got you. God fucking damn
My view a parties
I didn't have to go into detail bro, I didn't have to go into detail.
Holy, who misses the stable Ronaldo going live every day doing viewing parties?
How attractive is stable Ronaldo?
Unfortunately, stable Ronaldo has slightly protruding ears.
His facial thirds are unbalanced, with his upper third being wider than the rest of the
face.
But he does however have a good face height to width ratio.
He has average facial burn mass, having also medium set cheekbones.
He has dead eyes and a slight amount of excessive upper eyelid exposure, but at least his countful
tilt is neutral.
His interocular distance is below the ideal ratio and he also has very unhealthy under-eyes.
Stable Ronaldo has thick lips but they aren't wide, however also his lip width to nose ratio
is not ideal as his nose is very wide from the front.
From the side profile point of view his jaw has good visibility, his ramus has good length
and his gonial angle is also ideal.
He has good chin projection however his nose is very big and isn't straight before I say is rating you can get your own
Custom video in our bio now
Stable Ronaldo can be considered average with a rating of five out of ten
Who should we rate? I'm gonna take advice of someone who's gonna fuck this before I say is rated
I'll put them smoke batteries in your smoke detector, bro
You can get your own custom video in our bio now overall stable attractive is a job
How attractive is the job occasion how'd you you got a girlfriend ten out of ten in my mind
now they can be considered so my cook turn out
And what about you, bro?
Hey, bro.
Some actually cooked?
Did S?
Please react, bro.
What?
Please react to a sketch song, bro.
No.
Thank you for the fucking thousand bits.
Who the fuck cares if we don't watch you because you're good looking?
We are mostly men in here just stream you fuck.
P.S. Huzbulla is coming for you.
Explain this meal?
If you guys live near Newport,
then look up Shake Shack near Javier's.
It's like on the beach.
Come to Newport a lot.
Pretty.
This is what we do.
I got a spot.
To me or whatever, and the one person who did take me serious about fire,
apparently wants to go south with a Shake Shack on Newport.
Some people always act like they're the least amount of spots.
Some people come here all the time.
Do you guys live near Newport?
Then look up Shake Shack near Javier's.
These are the two girls that we're talking about, Jason by the way, right here.
Here.
On the beach.
Come to New Port-a-Law.
What are we drinking here?
No six pack coming.
Wow.
Look at this life we live right here.
Okay.
Okay, so I did this for the clip.
I did this for the clip.
I knew this is going to get clipped.
This is not a caught.
This is not.
No, no, no.
I knew this is not 2K colors.
I knew.
I knew that you guys were going to clip this.
So of course I did it, I gave this food away as soon as the video is done.
As soon as the video is done.
I like this shit.
There's not a part of this where I'm eating, is there?
Sure, it's great.
So pretty.
This is what we do.
We sit in the back of my GLE in front of Javier's.
Oh, fun fact, by the way, I was in front of Javier's at Newport.
You could have robbed me, anyone in this chat.
I sat out here in the back of my trunk watching the sunset and I fell asleep with my car on
for three hours with my windows down and me sitting in the trunk.
I literally fell asleep in the back, so I was I literally fell asleep for three hours. I'm not kidding
That's how safe it is in Newport. Look at the sunset
Tomorrow that color gonna match my car. I actually cannot get over this car. Geely's been wrong
Dropping me if you watch this car vlog
This was a good fucking video, bro. Holy 5k likes. I'll be able to like this video. Yeah, leave some comments, bro
Look pep-to-bismo car goes hard. Let's go. We need more car guy wakes up and goes to Los Santos customs
GT3 RS and Grey RS should add another to the fleet. Good idea.
Two videos in three days? Is this real?
Hold on, wait a minute. I'm not even trying though. It's kinda...
Wow, man. Who would have guessed it was pink?
GT3 RS has changed the new GT-R. I don't know what that means.
I promise you, if you sell your Porsche, you'll end up buying another one again.
I lost a bunch of money in the presidency, so I'm glad to have these track cars.
Thank you, bro. Another stable bid. Thank you, bro.
Chills.
And holy shit, this car is amazing.
Chills bro 469 comments let's get this to 670 who's with me
Hey, maybe drop some Ws. Let's check out the newest W stream rhyme or up. That's the
Jew knowledge. Excuse me. Thank you. Spending positivity. Thank you, bro. This is so tough.
Thank you.
I'm if you guys live.
How many comments?
Holds.
I'm if you guys live.
Yo, coyote, you have said it was nice meeting you 15 times now.
Next time I see you, I'm going to flip you and your dad off again.
553.
Not enough.
Hasbulla's coming for you.
I'm going to report.
I'm going to move that comment.
I don't know what that means, but it's starting to get weird.
Love you, Ron.
Thank you.
W car video.
Thank you.
WVD by me a car. Thank you. W color. I love Ronaldo big, but thank you
636 hold hold
No, you fuckers. Oh my god, you ruined it. Oh
My god
whatever bro whatever guys something to shadow holy smokes but you know what the
pk stands for bro I was stands for player killer bro
imagine playing fortnite bro you're playing for me
you know what the pk stands why did you just send me this yeah you know what I've
I've been watching Offstream that's so bad for me.
Bro, I've been watching fucking Minecraft speed runs
that's actually getting bad.
I don't know why.
I'm not playing them anymore, but like,
wait, this was how?
This was only a year ago?
About a text rig right now.
Oh, let me, let me, anyone else miss
when I used to get in random calls with like train
and like do shit or whatever?
Bro, I'm gonna be honest with you.
Like, bro, like, why does no one ever call me Offstream now
if they're Offstream and I'm on stream?
Oh yeah, that's right. That's her brand. That's her
Like I had rocking in my chat, bro
This was two years ago
No fucking lad I believe it dude
I remember someone made a picture of this with broad lawn. I don't know if someone has it in this chat
Someone's got to have the photo of the pedophiles that broad lawn like thing
future when you didn't see the look at me giggle
no baby help you bitch a mingle world 21 get your
first three credit but you feel like you're scum in your head I hate this
song like I might be kidding it's actually so bad it's actually so bad
fake reaction excuse you run if we locked in okay I'm not kidding this is fake
sexy
Like, wait, so this could, would you guys take me more serious?
Too bad you will never get there.
Wait, so, wait, so on God, this, this could be me?
Do you think Bobo would think I'm sexier or not?
Like I get nervous when I take off my shirt because I have fat rolls on me.
Damn.
Who can I call that's awake right now to help me get in this fucking shape, bro?
Marlin is asleep in Italy.
Foozie Tube!
Yeah, man, you all made a fucking...
Dude, do I suck at fucking typing?
Everyone when they were younger watched this video, I might be getting...
I'm most excited by getting my life back.
This is a classic.
To understand where I'm at,
you have to understand where I'm starting to.
What game foosies did go, no?
A couple of years ago I was in the best shape of my life.
You've never seen this?
Well then you're not on the right side of the internet.
Never seen...
If you've never seen this, you weren't on the right side of the internet.
Mentally, physically, and spiritually.
I lived at home with my parents.
You gotta be too young.
Which means I came home to home cooked meals.
I was filming all day editing all night, and you holy shit
Seeing food is my support system. I am not that fat. There was no lover. Oh god. I'm not that fat right now
Yo, shut up. I don't have two kids inside me
Bro, this is like stomach over your body.
First of all, my bipolar got worse, my depression got worse, and my addiction got worse.
I don't have the words.
I was losing myself.
I don't like like grabbing this and doing this, like you should not see-
Wait, I have that too.
Wait, I can jiggle mine.
That shake, you should not see that shake and like it's bad.
I'm not happy with this.
Like, there's no other way to put it.
I can't wait to be able to do that
and just have like an eight pack just raging at you.
Where you gonna look like...
We know jiggle shits, that's not my name.
Look at me and go like, yo, what is he on?
And I'll be like, I'm not on anything, I just, I'm a beast.
I was tired of self-medicating to make myself feel better.
I wanted to stop, I wanted to change.
I wanted to get off my medication, so I checked myself into rehab and I started changing my life.
I wanted to love myself again.
Okay, to be honest, is this cool or is this like a-
I wanted to respect myself again.
I wanted to remember who I was, who I was when I started and where I came from.
Damn, he's still kind of big here. I thought this was a good physique.
Is this not a good physique or is this mid?
was this mid?
I was thinking in my head right now, this is where I want to get to.
This is mid?
Who I was when I started and where I came from.
My double chin used to be like out to here and I used to not have a neck.
I have a neck now.
I'm starting to have a jawline like Zac Efron.
I have biceps like I'm looking good.
It doesn't matter.
you
you
you
you
you
Barrow guys, I'm pretty sure Marlin is back, and I'm also doing
IRL trick shots with adapt so tomorrow we're going back to the gun range and then we're gonna go buy some guns
It's like the airsoft guns, and we're gonna do IRL trick shots, so
It should be pretty good
Yeah
Should be pretty good. Thank you for the two months or the 52 months. Holy fucking shit. Thank you
Get some W's gone bruh. It's a great stream today. I love you boys so much. You guys are fucking amazing seriously
I'm super happy today that I streamed tomorrow. We're live being IRL trick shots also sense up to the PO box
We're gonna open in 10 days. Hopefully it has a lot more things. We're gonna do the biggest PO box opening
And yeah, you guys been a fucking goaded drop some W's in the chat a wood hose arky
But I'm literally opening his shirt right now and it f'd instantly. So I don't really know what to do
I'm not gonna pry host him
Seriously, man. W5 more minutes
five extra minutes
Yo dumb fucks you guys got your five extra minutes. You in fact I was I gave you 13 extra minutes
I was supposed to end at six hours and 30 minutes in my head and I said fuck it
I'll go fucking I'll go 13 more minutes, bro
What is this emo Nemo? No, no, no get that shit out of my I'm not a scammer stop calling me that
I
Love you boys please and W's thank you for all the subs today. Thank you for all the gifted
Thank you for all the follows. Thank you for all the bits. Thank you for anyone who watched me over other people
You guys don't have to do that every day, but you still do
Thank you guys make sure to join the Twitter come exclamation mark calm tomorrow's IRL trick shots
So we will be live early in the morning cry around like noon again, maybe like 12 to 1
And yeah boys, I love you
W's
Simple as that no other letters. They were four months. Who should I rain?
Archey streams keeps going in and out now
Movie honestly
Who should I raid?
X
You know what I'll rate I'll rate excuse me, bro. Why not?
He deserves it, bro. I love you boys. I'll see you tomorrow early in the morning, right?
Thank you guys for being in today's stream join the Twitter come exclamation mark calm
Sensitive everybody
And then go watch my new carpet. Yeah, I love you boys
All right, hope you're doing well, I love your voice.
Everybody needs you.
I'll see you tomorrow, all right?
Everybody needs you.
Ooh, 90, 90.
This feel like a quaint mood.
No sleep in my body.
Hey, no bitch in my body.
Who begins?
Ah, new beginnings.
Wake up there, the sun's going down.
Time to start today, bro
Can't keep being laid off
Yeah, you didn't do money if you'd go survive
For every night, shit, every night, shit
Stopping over, over night, shit
You know I can't handle over night, shit
The kumbaya, shit
Wanna see no run up, I don't wanna die, yeah
Wanna feel that none other could do come by
Fuck me after my shit
The loadin' boys wanna see me broke down, shit
Dress out of shit, dress out of shit, every day of shit, shut the fuck up I don't want your conversation
Rolling marijuana that's a cheap vacation, every day of shit, every day of shit, every day of shit
Ooh, sour