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02-05-2026 ยท 7h 53m
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We're gonna go do the IRL trick shots part 2 the long awaited. We're gonna bring it home same stores last time
I don't know yet to be honest with you
Can't be happy that you're alive. No more sad face. Why did I get timed out? You did not get timed out
You're perfectly typing also by the way guys. I've been listening to the song on repeat. I'm not gonna lie
I'm low key starting to understand the bad bunny hype. I low key like I like this song
Bro, I looked up the lyrics in English to understand what he was saying bro, and it's Loki a sad song
Why didn't no one tell me? But I will be honest with you. It got me twerking in my seat, bro. Like
Got me twerking! And then you put the cat looking sideways instantly. Yo, I can't like
music anymore without you fucking critiquing it. Like, what the fuck do you want me to
start my stream with bro? You want me to restart my stream and just... No, I got
I got you, bro. I got you. I got you ready. I got you. I got you ready here.
Yeah, you know, I got to stop reading hate messages.
Brother, I'm looking at this chat. I just saw five people say,
minutes we do you think I'm fucking stupid I'm genuinely serious I'm genuinely
serious do you think I'm fucking stupid genuinely serious genuinely are you
fucking serious wait
Jason get your boots on you're going to Wembley and I'm gonna set your
The challenge could actually be in the charity match.
Oh, okay.
Ah, that's it.
This is a new record.
No, no, no.
Mad under nine minutes.
That's my new PR right now.
What have I done?
What have I done?
I don't care if it's my friend.
I don't know, bro.
No.
What?
That's fine.
Oh my God, did you say anything for Lacey?
Yeah, we'll see what that has to offer, right?
Wait, I can get another chance.
Oh.
I think there's another match for her.
Oh, yeah.
I mean if you wanted you could potentially do it at the charity next to Chiu
Yeah, nah, nah, nah
I could tell, yeah
Um, yo Lacey's so, he actually looks like a fucking lizard. He's so chopped, holy shit
I don't know how that sounds to you
Is it?
Says you, yo am I even kidding? All I could say bro is LOL
LOL bro, LOL so look see you at Wembley Lacey, see you at Wembley Jason
Who's next bro? No, actually. No, Jen Jenally serious Jen Jenally serious who who the fuck is next?
No, tell me y'all might as well tell me y'all know in this channel
Go ahead. Tell me I
Put it on God if Raki gets invited before me. Yeah
You guys are saying Marlon Sina cat well, I don't believe it. Oh
My God
I can't read this chat anymore, it's just AIDS, bro.
New meme to true Marlon was unlocked.
This is a final show.
This is a final show.
This is a final show.
This is a final show.
Yo, that fucking Benjamin Netanyahu talking about what the fuck is going on, bro.
Yo, speaking of Marlon, by the way, I haven't seen him in a while, but apparently
he's supposed to be back today.
supposed to fucking be back today yo no no don't put question marks so lol bro so
Jason's going Lacey's going and all I'm doing is sitting here talking to my
fucking viewers bro I just spoke all right sitting to my fucking viewers yo at
this point at this point should I get the viewing party ready should I start
inviting people or no I'm dead serious should I start inviting people to my
viewing party like I'm not like I gotta start hosting this shit I'm dead
serious you got invited to the charity match you have fucking right yeah of
course bro um max is next wait so you're telling me max is in London now wait
wait just so I'm clear max is in London max is in London did he not just was
Is he not just in?
Why not?
Oh, I know exactly what's gonna happen.
It's over.
No, no, no, it's actually over.
Hello, bro.
No, no, no.
Oh, I could dead ass say.
Oh, I could dead ass say.
All I could dead ass say is just LOL.
I'm dead serious.
There's nothing more, nothing less.
I'm dead serious.
I'm actually serious.
Oh yeah, it's over, bro.
Oh, so, okay.
And now I'm gonna read you the script.
Ready?
get your L scripts in the chat.
Max goes to London, starts to stream a censor sheet.
Bang, he doesn't stream a censor sheet the next day.
Doing a stream of KSI, Toby, Simon, Zerka, et cetera.
I don't know who he's gonna do it with.
Yo, bro, I got this fucking sick challenge for you
and you're invited to the Cherry Max.
Yo, I'm sick of this shit.
I better go to fucking London
and I better get the same treatment as fucking everybody.
I better not go there and nobody answers my phone.
You guys are all fucking laughing.
Bro, do you wanna see?
I showed you guys this, bro.
This is not funny anymore.
Bro, all my fucking DMs, like this is just bad.
Like, look at this.
I left on scene.
I got left on fucking scene.
I got left on fucking scene.
I'm talking about you right now.
Go in there and I will ask Jason and I give you another bear for a stable run of the run.
So you wanted to buy stable Ronaldo
Like I you definitely don't know this, but if you go all the back on my channel, huh? There is like
Bring hey listen, I don't know who this guy is what is his fucking face k
Yo, listen yo take whatever you need to give me and go give it to Jason, bro
Do not give it to us. We do not care. We we do not care, bro
I'm dead serious, bro. If I see you in London, I'm gonna have lace stomp you out with a fucking shank brother simple as that
J Cole album tonight brother. Do you think I give a fuck of j Cole's jumping music?
The first seven years I've worked on this problem. I loved every minute of it
But being set backs off on the beam be honest be honest
Do you guys listen to J.Colstown?
Don't lie to me too, don't lie to me too, I know how this chat gets.
They do this segment where it's like, oh you have no taste, you have no music taste, you
have no taste, no taste, shut the fuck up.
Things that seemed insurmountable, but it was a kind of private and very personal battle
I was engaged in.
There's no other problem.
What is this?
What is the album name?
What is it?
It's very rare privilege of being able to pursue
in my adult life what
had been my childhood dream, right?
Brother.
He named the album after stable Renaudo!
We're all gone!
It's more rewarding than anything I can imagine.
Yeah.
I never knew but love, love, love, love like this
Just like this, like this, like this, like this
Gotta be
The fucking falloff.
If I had an album name, what would it be?
Fuck Jake Hall listen to this?
Wait, is this an album or is this a song?
Oh, I'm not gonna listen to the doji.
If doji drops out, I'm gonna listen to that.
I didn't go a lot.
Wait, he's dropping an album?
Holy shit, bro.
Listen to this Bad Bunny song?
Give me a minute, bro.
I don't wanna...
Every time...
This is an actual script that we do every stream.
Every single stream, we start the stream and we just get into music somehow, bro.
Oh my...
And then we do this stupid fucking art, bro.
Then we do stupid fucking art this dog shit ass art. I don't care. I'm not gonna promote anymore. I'm not gonna promote it anymore, bro
This is dog shit art
Good morning, everyone has everyone doing bro. This is what I get to see every time I wake up
It's 12 40 in the afternoon the first thing that I see every morning is just emotes and twitch chats
I'm dead serious. This is this is my life. My life is on repeat right now. I wake up
Go to the gym
shower
Brush my teeth and see emotes every single fucking day, bro. Like what is my life?
This is such a shit. Is it what cap? Okay? I don't brush my teeth every single morning. You are right. You are right
Have you listened to Malcolm Todd or I don't know that is all lies besides the emotes
So you guys you guys do know I went to the gym yesterday, right?
You guys do know I went to the gym yesterday and the day before and the day before bro
I'm on my grind and you could say cap you could say whatever you want. I have
Jason the ween randomly ran it to it's liquor in the middle of Manchester
Wait is Slicker the one who stole money
You know he DM me asked it for money to during that whole era, I didn't know what it was
How much money did he steal? Didn't he steal from disabled fans and shit?
300,000 I'm gonna be honest with you if I'm scamming people if I'm sorry
I gotta take my pants off just ignore once I go I talk but if I'm scamming people right if I'm scamming viewers if
I'm scamming friends if I'm scamming everyone well, I'm not running off with 300,000
I'm running off with fucking a million dollars
I don't know how people can scam and not actually like get going with like actual like money, but 300k after taxes like come on
Bro, you got a scam better you scammed your viewers yesterday. How did I scam my viewers yesterday? Yesterday?
I did a stream for seven hours more than every other streamer on this fucking platform, bro
I made a real content authentic content, and I still stream that's the difference between me and these content creators, bro
Garage sale in quotes.
Whatever that means.
PBM is live.
So Max is, okay.
So over or under that he gets invited before me.
There's no way, right?
Like, do I have to sacrifice my life in London to get invited?
Genuinely.
Do I have to?
You dirty fucker wearing the same pants, Ome 109.
Stop using Ome's in the big 2020 fucking 7 almost, bro.
Most bro take the ball on a date. Oh
Look who it is. It's a gal. Oh, he decides to show up. What's it go bro?
React, it's Marlin brother. What's
This is so what is this
All right, this is just gay. Yeah
This is okay. This is actually just so fucking weird. This is so weird
Y'all are putting question. Yeah, this is just weird, bro
Um, all jokes aside can't even miss one stream anymore outlaw
You're not allowed to go to dinners with your families of stable or not. Oh is live
Can I get some retweets? Please like please bro like I can't be the only one who thinks that it's actually annoying
Guys Marlon is back today. I'm pretty sure he's probably gonna stream tomorrow. It's my guess
I hope so maybe we'll be able to plan some shit for London and then I'll be able to tell you guys more things
But as of right now and nothing is planned for London and we're still trying to figure out the thing so
It was my mom's birthday jackass. That was the first time I left the house all year
Do you think I give a fuck?
Do you think I give a fuck?
Like bro, there's viewers in my chat who sacrifice every single day to watch my stream
Every single fucking day y'all are putting question marks over y'all sacrifice every single day
Not hanging out with your friends, not getting bitches, not getting laid, not doing whatever, to hang out with me.
Good. Thank you for the seven months. You see this guy? This guy just sacrificed his hard-earned Twitch Amazon Prime on me.
Not a lot of people can say they do that, bro. Look, like, I'm gonna call out this guy right here.
This guy typing in my chat, bro, you're not even a sub! Fuck you! I'm timing you out for one minute. I don't know.
I'm just mad. Simple as that. See, look, easy money. Thank you for the nine months. Appreciate it.
Asshole. Yo, fuck you. Thank you for the Twitch Prime, money, and twiz. See? Look how many people have had a twiz.
You see? When you talk about it and you point it out, look how many people actually- You're a jackass.
Fuck you, fatty. Yo, guys, I'll do you guys a favor right now, and only stream 10 hours today.
That's what you want. What is this? Duke Dennis was confused after Stabler,
Ronaldo said Duke doesn't know him. I'm gonna be honest with you.
Better off with the five! Everyone say thank you! Maybe give him some strokes?
Duke doesn't know me. Facts are no.
I don't know what this clip is. I have a feeling he's gonna say,
Oh, no, I know him.
Bro, Duke, I bet you like, actually like ten times.
And every single time I've met him, facts are no check.
He's like, who, who is you? Who, who is this?
Who, who's you? Who is this?
You know what I'm saying? Like,
Murray does it every time.
It is a joke.
But let's watch it.
I know who I know who
bro I know who this is
yeah well he's snapping his fucking finger like he doesn't know me it's in the
caption are you serious
young mr. moment they were the six gifted what the fuck
like bro is this like I feel like this is low key
like at what point do I have to not stick up for myself like bro
do I have no motion they would attend gifted Tita
thank you holy shit mr. Matt and thank you
Bro, I'm confused, is like a low key, am I irrelevant?
I'm dead serious.
Why?
This is fucking wrong, right?
What?
Right.
Right.
Why you gotta shice to you?
You look like a bitch.
You gotta shice to you.
Why?
Because I'm in a dangerous area and I have ops, aka known as operators that want
Take me out. I mean this is pretty self-explanatory. I'm really confused here
Stop talking so loud
But I know this nigga, bro, I haven't met this nigga no eight times. I probably met this nigga one time
Yeah
I'm not gonna lie, bro. We look like fools
Oppositions it's operators, bro. We actually look like fools, bro. I'm dead serious. Yo moving forward
I don't care who they are. I don't care if it's any
Creator any athlete any anything we yes, we can't dick right anymore. I'm dead serious
I'm being serious you bro. We look stupid. We yes, we we do look stupid. We look stupid
It's dragon. Thank you for the fun month. I meant bro one time one time
It was I remember it though. I
I live a boat. Yo, dude. Can we do can we meet up clean me up again, bro?
Let me come to the A&P house. Maybe give me a little house tour. Maybe we do a stream me you AJ Chris
Davis
Phantom if he's there, maybe Kai if he's there
If not, bro, maybe me and you who knows, bro
I'm listening bro. I feel like me and Duke would get along. No POV. You're wrong whenever Duke ignores them
Like how do you just have this generally generally no no generally chat generally how do you have
this ready generally generally generally how do you have it ready 41 years young happy
birthday to Christiana Ronaldo and it's February 5th in Saudi 41 years old and still competed
the highest level. It's Ronaldo's birthday today. Wait, 41. How old is LeBron? How old
is LeBron? LeBron's 41 too. Who's a better athlete? Low key it's LeBron, right? LeBron
versus Ronaldo like low key it is LeBron like I'm gonna be honest with you I
don't I don't think we're no no can dunk I'm gonna be honest fuck no it's
Ronaldo I mean bro I don't want to be that guy when I say this what we're
no no does a lot of people can do what we're LeBron does not a lot of people
could do and I'll be the one to say that it's up to you guys really want
to believe me or not bro put the put the dick riding put the you know what
I'm saying is a fact I really want to see Ron go on both these podcasts
Okay, I'm gonna be honest with you. I don't know what this podcast is
But I do know this podcast a matter of fact should I ask Judy Cinderella right now?
Should I put it on the spot?
Me Valkyrie cutie that one I'll be down to go on
That one I'm down to go on do you guys want me to go on this one though
They invite big streamers only
Well, I just got a seven viewer raid. So who's here from the raid? Hey cutie
I'm looking on stream right now, and I completely forgot why am I not on you and Valkyrie's podcast yet?
You're still in Utah
What is there to do in fucking Utah
Man calling you every day asking you about streaming content and never asking how you are really
So what are you back in LA?
I'll see you in a week. Yeah
That's real peace
Well first and foremost, I'm not five foot two. I'm five foot nine. Okay. That's number one number two number two
I'm not that annoying. I'm actually I'm not that annoying. I'm I'm dead ass. I'm not that annoying. I
Have 5 foot 9. There's nothing wrong with that
Anything else Ron we as the stable feel like you've never given Kevin jerk you've never given Kendrick a real chance
So can you please go over this album, bro? Do y'all really want me to react to this album? I've never reacted to it
I mean bro like I don't know
This dead ass of fast and furious shit. Who was there for this string yesterday?
Out of nowhere! Out of the right corner!
Come on here.
RCM 5!
RCM 5, race corrupted mind 5.
Shobot Shalom. Oh brother.
Oh my god bro. What the fuck.
Oh brother. Sidemen Tweet.
No, yo, yo, yo, do I gotta ban the word Siderman in my chat, bro?
There's no tweets going out on Siderman.
There's none.
I'm looking.
I'm literally looking.
There's nothing.
Holy shit.
Ron, you should do a therapy stream with Dr. K. How do I get in contact with him?
I would love to do some therapy.
I heard that this guy made Jason cry.
Is that true?
Is that true or no?
Is that true?
Jason started crying talking to him. So wait is this guy like gonna make me cry or no? I
Don't know everyone cries
But I'm confused how would you how would another human that doesn't know me somehow make me cry
I don't believe that I don't believe that's gonna happen. I'm not a pussy. I'm just being honest with you
If you follow his scripts, I mean
It's scripted way on God
Why is more no saying that
Um
Stable really got weak mods who remove anything
But hey, if we don't remove stuff y'all say we're cosmetic mods if we do y'all say we're soft all that crime
Take it to Kev's DMs. Yeah, you're getting pressed by Scorpi L fucking to bro. You understand like bro this guy like
Yo, you you are a loser. Yo, look look yesterday. I got caught by accident
Unscripted go into fucking the gym got a water and everything going to the gym. See this shit
I'm a real I really work out
I'm not. I don't even realize we're thinking about going to the airsoft store.
Um, stream ideas for stable Ronaldo. Run a mile and beat the last record.
Nine minutes and 32 seconds.
So one year ago, I ran a mile on stream and it was nine minutes and 32 seconds. Bro,
I could beat that. That's not hard to beat.
Bro, nobody wants to see me run though. Nobody wants to see me do athleticism.
And that's a fact, bro. Nobody wants to see that. I've done that already.
um cooking stream we already did that aux battle with viewers what are we in
20 fucking 20 actual house touring an OC that I'm down for drunk rocket league
with Jinxie must get 10 wins every loss equals a shot such drunk drink I'm not
that I'm not that bad shout every single vegetable mukbang
I don't think anyone wants to watch me eat fucking vegetables on stream
What is this?
Lay's Loki looks disabled
Are you- is he disabled?
Um, what else am I missing? Anything else?
Who misses burger?
Do you think burger misses me at all or no?
Give it!
Yo, yo, talking to you is boring. How much that is?
You used to be fun to be around? It's right on hand with you anymore.
You're not funny, you're not funny, you're not funny, you're not funny, you're not funny, you're not funny anymore.
Yo, maybe, maybe, maybe it's, it's a drama, and it causes trauma, and I get that.
But, holy shit, you're, you're boring, you're lame, and it's just not fun.
I'm not having fun anymore, so I'm not leaving.
I'm leaving, but, I'm done.
I'm confused this era of me. I was less funny. I was fatter and no one watched me
Look at the comments. I'm not gonna lie. Did XQC mean some of that? It kind of sounded mean, bro
That was that was mean, bro. He's not lying
Man bro that kind of sounded like it was came from the heart. I don't even remember this
Yo talking to you is boring. I'm gonna sound it used to be fun to be around. It's why I don't have it anymore
You're not funny. We love to touch. Yo, maybe maybe maybe it's the drama and it calls your trauma and I get that
Holy shit. You're boring. You're lame and it's just not fun. I'm not having fun anymore. So I'm gonna leave
How many bye, man, he really liked me when I was younger, bro
I'm done.
Bro, the old me wasn't even better though.
Let's keep it a buck.
Old me was not better.
Let's just keep it a buck.
Nostalgia form all you want.
Old me barely streamed.
Old me just was racist.
Simple as that, bro.
But, hey man, I miss you, XQC.
Um, hope you're doing well.
Why are you here?
Who doesn't even remember?
Remember Aiden Ross calls Ron and exposes Cherry Hill
Jersey houses. Yes, it's a little mansion
Bro, I'm yo yo yo no troll no troll no troll. No troll. I hate this house. I swear God
I swear God this house fucking sucks
How the fuck is it so hot out?
I'm hurt in this room. I don't get it
I don't get it
I don't get it, bro. I don't fucking get it.
Bro, I can't- I-
Bro, my asshole is sweating.
My asshole is dead-ass sweating.
Did they cut- Wait, did they cut the AC?
Wait, oh my god!
Wait, they actually gotta cut the AC.
I'm not even kidding.
Yo, my asshole's soaked.
My asshole's dead-ass soaked.
Fake, mad equals funny.
American equals fu- I gotta start timing people out bruh for just-
Listen bruh, it's cherry oldab out of an area? Yes. Will I ever visit it? No.
Um, Ron yesterday, been a little bloating lately, heard this stuff helps.
Yeah, bruh, I hate this fucking chat. I talk about getting bloated, trying to fix it, trying to figure it out.
And you guys just continue to call me fat, bruh.
Um, Ron should get one of these motherfuckers since he sucks at drinking water.
Why would I need that when I got one of these bad boys?
a Sarah fucking toga this is how you know motherfuckers make a money no chat
you got Sarah toga you're making fucking money bro can't be mad at that
can't be mad at that bro yes I know I made XQC blush bro cuz I'm sexy I'm
handsome and everyone loves me this the truth is this is the honest truth that
no one wants to hear I'm everyone's streamer I'm the streamers favorite
streamer bro y'all love me simple as that y'all love me Ron's cameraman lays goes
on a streaking con Santa bro literally Santa wait who's this guy this
actually might not be bad one two three four these are one of these against bots
he missed my he choked here I did he missed and then he didn't triple class
So honestly, we're good
Oh, he's not even that good y'all what's up
Come in
W. Acre it's on what's up?
What's going on right now? Nothing much. What's up? You know me whoa that the guy we just saw downstairs. Yeah
I'm confused. It looks like he has an afro in that but that's just the angle. Well, it's up man
Um, you know what I mean, man, Vibeyn.
What you got going on?
I'm streaming.
I'm working.
Oh, also I'm doing that, too.
So, what's up?
What do you mean?
What made you came in my room?
No, I didn't.
I came in your room.
Yeah, you're in my fucking room.
Oh, I came up here in your room.
Yes, you're in my room.
Is that
So do you want it what do you want I came up with your fucking hair I came holy shit
Oh, I think is a what is wrong with your hair? Oh, no, I don't holy holy shit
I'm so you see his fucking hair. It's a fucking nest falling apart. There's a lot of WL as I appreciate that
Get some texturization. Oh, yeah
So something you went too high in the back you haven't moved it. It's like stuck. It's like still you know me man
All right, what do you want?
Like what okay, what do you need bro? Like I'm doing
Shit you can't do bro. This is the new lifestyle. This is the water nobody in here got Saratoga water, bro
And that's a fact this is some shit y'all wouldn't understand why is Ron so mean now? What does that even mean? What does that even mean?
That's probably the first water you drink today probably gonna be the last
Okay, so you came in here to hate on my water ability you came in here to say that you didn't come in here
And you came in here to just fucking stand what do you want?
No, I'm chilling
Wait, let me see what I'm gonna my chat. I'm trying to take shot though. You want to go right now?
You said 130 to 2. Now you're doing 1.
Well, do we want to be traffic? Or do we want to do a traffic segment?
Okay, then we can go. Let's! Where's this?
Your shit is slanging. I'm dead serious. That shit is poking through the pants.
You gotta stop wearing brown, bro. You got a low-key wear gray. I'm not even kidding.
What are you talking about?
Your shit looks like the tip of the Saratoga bottle.
The Saratoga bottle, excuse me.
It's not gay.
It's nice to compliment your friend's meat, bro.
You have a good print.
Appreciate that.
Did your dad have good genetics with his print?
I never crossed my mind.
My dad, when I knew him, he had a pretty good girth.
It wasn't long, though.
When you knew him, he had good girth.
Yeah.
You see what I cooked up this morning?
That's not weird.
Nice, gross and sparingly bagged.
Scrandled eggs with spinach.
Spinach is disgusting.
It's disgusting, it's the worst vegetable you can get.
That's true.
Carrots are pretty good, corn is pretty good.
Lettuce, not bad.
Spinach is the worst one you can get.
Same with zucchini.
Oh my God, that shit is garbage.
I'm thinking about doing a vegetable mukbang tomorrow
for wanting to join.
A vegetable mukbang?
Oh, that's a lot different, you should do that.
You've done red 40 mukbangs, fast food mukbangs,
do a full-blown vegetable.
But we're gonna use Chick-fil-A sauce for every vegetable to make it taste better or deep-frying every vegetable.
Woo!
That defeats the purpose of it.
Hell no, does it?
Oh, does it?
Yes, it does.
Can anyone explain to me why Laze looks like a fucking zombie right here?
Like, he actually looks like a fucking David a 12-year-old.
Wait, what? Laze, what happened here?
Laze, you look like a fucking zombie.
Okay, now I have to look early though, really.
I actually have to look.
Who misses Lopie man job of me
He does only chance
I thought you said he started one there's still a little P. He noted my chat. I gotta get the address in this place
Ah, Airsoft gun place.
Now we've been here before.
Thank you for, yeah, I know.
Dad, he's bare 50 cal.
You did very, yo, are they gonna,
are they about to what do we call it, chat?
Are they about to give us a tour
of the whole place one more time?
Maybe show us every single fucking,
every single weapon.
I'm gonna talk with the doors,
kind of go hard.
Oh man.
How do they stand for an old woman?
Looks like traffic is here.
Look.
Oh, brother.
Oh, brother indeed.
And then.
Yeah.
That's a, that is.
Yeah, it's not really, let's see what happens if we go.
See, now it says over here in like 10 minutes.
It says 44 minutes.
So maybe it's like a little thing right now.
How does that even make sense?
Yeah, I don't know.
I lost 15 minutes.
It's up to the chat, bro.
I mean, either way, it's going to kind of be a traffic.
We're back, but yeah, I don't know.
Chad, it's not gonna be here for this one.
Wait, they're saying Pepsi or a,
let me call their social media team
and make sure they're ready for y'all.
Yo, Pepsi, no, no, no, no, no, we're good.
Pepsi, tell the social media team to kill themselves, okay?
We're okay on that.
I'm good, I'm good.
No, we're good.
Last time they put every single gun bad.
End game.
In my hands.
I had a bare 50 cow with CO2 being attached,
CO2 being attached to it.
All right, traffic's up.
Eww!
Eww!
Oh my God!
Thank you.
Bye-bye.
All right.
All right.
Let me put some shoes on.
Bye-bye.
He smells like a choker.
Why do you think that's a choker?
A choker.
I'm wearing blue socks.
Does that make me kind of gay?
That's your merch.
That's your merch.
That's your merch.
That's your merch.
That's your merch.
Who's red?
I love traffic!
Traffic one of my favorite segments of all time is traffic. It's one of my favorites. There's something special about it
It's on me. Oh
You're already complaining bro. It's so confusing what he's wearing. Oh, he's ever lincey. Thank you. Appreciate it
You wouldn't understand it. These are ultrasounds. Yeah, they're just samples
Horses the laces are great now. No, okay. Why are we talking? That's over here. He's beat ass fucking shoes
what are these bro? Hold on now. Hold on, let me put my keys away.
BOOM!
On your ass!
What is that? What did you just do with his hand?
Wait, I hear myself.
Oh, Marlon's gonna be super happy tomorrow when he's back.
He's got a great street room.
Oh, this is how it looked when we first came in here.
Wait, this room is so open now?
Wait, to be honest, if these geckos are gonna die because of all the paint intoxication
and they're not being treated and they're just sitting there all day?
Um, I don't know.
It's a great question. Where's Lacy and Marley? They're there.
They haven't been fed in like 14 days.
And Drew.
Oh man.
Has anyone seen any of those individuals?
Hmm.
Maybe they got lost on guitar.
They got lost on guitar.
I'm not even kidding. Would they live a better life just in the grass?
Um, I don't know.
I think they'd get too cold.
They've never hunted for food in there.
Yeah.
You said you got to put them in chalk.
Yeah.
That would kill them.
What do you want to do?
You want to take your car?
Uh, no.
No, I think it's probably.
You want me to take mine?
Yeah.
That's right.
Just got it cleaned.
Yeah.
Wow.
This thing looks splendid now.
Hey, look at this kid.
Yup.
Yup.
80,000 for what?
80,000 for the logo.
Haha, yup.
Waste the fucking money.
Try it.
Gotta love this place.
Yeah, if you want it.
Oh, I wanna waste the fucking money.
No, wait, wait, come here.
You got your money right here too.
Oh, wait, wait.
Right here.
Yup.
Yeah, I know it.
Oh, it's right there.
Ooh, it's lit.
And right here too.
That's pretty cool.
Yeah.
Alright, everyone in.
Come on, K.
This is nice. I'm excited. Damn, bro. Um, this should be pretty fun, you know? Are you playing W's yet?
I can feel that W's coming in, bro.
It should be any second now.
Listen, bro, one thing about me, and I don't want to hear no negativity in this fucking car, okay?
Because I'm gonna make
What
Oh, I think because you gotta pull it out a little bit because we put the seats down here
You see it
Get your stuff. We're see down
Yeah, get out and I pull it. You know I'm saying
Maybe in the hatch
No, no, put this on the top the top baby sweetie the top up here
I'm having an issue. Well, you may be able to do because of this. You can't do because of this.
Hold on. Yeah, that'd be a teamwork.
Now put it down.
Now click it down.
It's not working, right?
Now click it down. There you go. Now pull your seatbelt out.
Oh my god, it's right around here.
Now pull it and then put the seat back up.
Oh, there it is.
Open your seat back up.
There it is.
There you go.
Oh, you're so smart, man.
Yeah, he's a fucking genius.
Danny's not a TikTok car guy.
I'm not a TikTok car guy.
No, we would have been in that crazy driveway segment.
Why?
If we couldn't figure out the seatbelt.
Yo, Jill out, bro.
We're going to have so much fun right now.
One thing about me with traffic, bro, is I love it.
I hope we run into more traffic.
It'll be way more fun if we're in traffic for the segment
rather than fucking not.
We'll be honest.
Yeah, they're retweeting it.
Can I get some Ws going for traffic segment, bro?
You a hot air or cold air?
Um...
We should do a challenge where me and you and a dog go into a fucking car that has like 130 degrees and we see if we can outlive the dog.
Uh, that doesn't really sound like a challenge.
Well, you hate on every idea I do. I don't get it.
Well, not the high-revving, not this one. That one, yeah.
Yeah, but one thing is, like, every idea has its own...
Oh, look, we lost 10 minutes.
There we go.
Don't worry, I'm gonna get us there in 22 minutes.
Just, I need you to hold tight.
He's a professional racer, y'all.
I am a racist.
He's the fastest driver by far.
I'm two different types of racists.
One, two?
Yeah.
Appreciate it, W.A., let's go.
Wait, so what have you been doing today?
You talking to me?
Yeah, a guy I'm talking to here, yeah.
Um, let's see.
Woke up, walked outside, did a little, uh, ab-circuit sauna,
picked up my bike, drove my bike to the hill,
came back, made scrandled eggs.
What is this?
No, yo, yo, retard.
What is scrandled eggs?
Scrandled eggs.
It's scrambled, you fucking moron.
Does he not know what scrandled eggs are?
It's true.
What is a scrandled eggs?
You crack egg, put it in a pan.
And you scramble
W scramble eggs. Yeah, I
See you rating with a party of 14. Thank you so much. That's pretty funny, right?
Appreciate it. Let me try that. Oh, I made scrambled eggs. Yeah, it's good. Yeah, fucking moron. What's been it though?
It sounds disgusting.
Careful with white, blue rag and red puffer.
What's that Lord?
What is a red puffer?
I've been worried when we go to London.
I heard red puffer spawns in there.
Same with Indian.
Oran.
Yeah.
Pull up on Jason again.
Yeah.
He's going to find us, please.
Oh, brother.
He's going to be on the T-shirt if he comes with us.
Yeah.
We're going to bring knives this time.
And if he runs up on us, we're gonna stab him guys switch to this chat. What do you think can't do or can't earn these cap?
That's whatever you think bro
Or if you're sub with Amazon Prime you could bounce between both right now
Explains point cam on for Ross cam explain point can't do for mine
Yeah, that's that guy's you hit it last night though
Did you hit the gym last night though?
Yes, I did hit the gym.
But you didn't do the mobility routine?
I did biceps, triceps, and then I did the stair master
and I did the treadmill.
I did stair master for like 10 minutes now,
but I did treadmill for like two miles.
Okay.
Not a bad show.
Ron's first ingest, let's see what this looks like.
Production, go ahead and swap it over for me.
Bro, I'm not even kidding, wait till my glow up.
I'm dead serious.
Bro, I look good right now.
Wait, you know my biggest,
My biggest problem right now is my hair.
That's it.
That's literally it.
Wow, they're saying W bit rate.
Holy shit.
Damn, I actually get ratio.
You get rate?
Yeah, you have good bit rate.
You don't?
I just have the droid.
Wait, where are you up in your backpack?
No, I have the backpack.
Where is it?
It's right here.
Wait, why didn't you bring your camera off?
I did.
I do.
Do you really got it?
Oh, the actual camera.
Oh, I don't have one.
You got rid of it?
Oh, you mean the one on my setup?
Wait, you've never had an actual camera for your IROs?
No, never.
It's you guys did it!
No, I didn't.
Why did you never buy it?
Because we were using a droid.
But now I'm starting to think that I should get a plug-in bit rate.
Yeah.
Chas, it's good.
Rage was really good, too.
The one Rage had.
Yeah, but Rage has a big camera.
Rage switched to the Potter side.
He doesn't have a Potter, you know.
Is it really?
Yes.
So you were saying what?
I didn't want to say it.
Every time I click on a rage stream, I was just poggers activities, bro
like
Rage bro. We need you back to the W and outside. We need you back, bro. I miss I miss I miss my rage
I'm just here. I know but I miss him. You guys had a good stream, too. I miss him now. He's gone
Because he's going back to the poggers. Oh, yes, he's gone forever. Literally
You should get a camera. Yeah, I think that's gonna be my next
Spyro?
Wait, didn't you just go to a fucking camera store for a stream?
No, I talked about it though.
We did it on New York, we plugged them in.
We like, actually, he's like, sexually touched our viewers.
What?
Yeah, I mean...
Bro, when you take a camera, it's like swapping the battery out, like...
Bro...
You know, you put a new battery and you shove a battery in the viewers.
Same concept.
Okay, well that's interesting.
That's interesting.
Wait, so uh...
I
Fucking go man, let's break the W. No, no, no fuck all the dubbies. Let's let's address let's address the elephant in the room
What's going on? You ended mad early yesterday, bro. Yeah, I got a raid coming. What was that about?
Well, I'm gilly. What's going on, but you smile back there. What? I was trying to catch up with Torah
I haven't seen her in a minute
Me and you don't like two nights ago, not last night either.
Whatever, bro.
We sat up, we actually did for an hour talk while we were running next to each other.
Not 18 hours.
Yeah, I would not run for 18 hours.
I don't think he picked up what I was putting down.
Whatever, bro.
Yeah, nah, I just, you had a...
To be honest, me and Tariya and me were both hanging from a boat at who you savorin'.
What do you mean?
If me and Tariyami both were hanging from a building, one of us were going to die, who are you saving?
Can I get more context?
If I was hanging off the side of a building, holding on with my fucking hands, begging for you,
ADAPT SAVE ME!
And she was there like, Adapts, can you save me please baby? Who are you saving?
I
Probably would uh, that's crazy. I probably had to call I'll call MC band and let her know some trash
It could just take a place. So you would rather say
Torra fucking I take you Lee. I say you
I mean ask me if I would see if you were where my girlfriend, bro
I'd say if you ask me if I'm saving my girlfriend or a bag of fucking chips bro
Those fucking chips
All right, bro. God damn why the friends never pick their fucking friends
late you do pick your friends now I don't so they were assigned to you I'm gonna
kill us all in a car you could if you if you were one of these streams I'm telling
you I don't give a fuck if Twitch wants to ban me they could ban me but it's more
content for them I'm gonna cause a police chase in LA and I want them to
chase me on stream why I don't know that's fun any fun any you could just
get on GTA and do that.
Whoa!
Just smack the dog shit out of the chair.
Piss me off, bro.
GTA is not the same. I need real thrill. I need real adrenaline.
No.
I almost pit maneuvered her family yesterday.
That flipped me off.
So you almost pit maneuvered her?
Yeah, so there was this woman,
and she was driving with her husband,
and they were super mad.
When I was driving super fast, trying to get in the lane,
kind of so much like right now, where I just...
And then she flipped me off like, so I saw her babies in the back and I went, I pump faked
her.
I was like, oh, I can kill all of y'all right now.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
Babies were crying and everything.
Pump faked.
It's a brothers.
Holy shit.
Bro, it's just annoying.
It's like, bro, I don't understand how they give driver's license out nowadays.
Like I feel like they just hand them out. Like there's no way I'm being serious. I think they always did they always
No, but you can call me stupid whenever you want
But there is no reason why traffic should be a thing anywhere in the world if everyone knew how to drive
There'd be no accidents and everyone knew how to drive
There would be no stopping going stopping everyone fall to speed limit go whatever right the problem is now
It is there's too many humans and too many people have drivers license. I think we need to kill people
No.
No, that's not the answer to the problem.
I do think that's the answer.
I think we need to eliminate that.
I get that traffic is an issue, but it's not because of people's incompetence that the road
is not.
Like, you know, it's traffic.
I have something.
I'm putting some shit together.
I total case on this.
I'm waiting to get the green light from the FDA, and then the roads are going to
open up.
Everything's going to open up.
And all hours of the day, Monday through Friday during working hours, the roads are
going to look like it's still weekend every day.
I wish it gets green-eyed.
Shut the fuck up!
FDA, please.
What if we just built tunnels?
I mean, that's... Dave, you could do...
You probably wouldn't have a good idea how to do that.
I love tunnels.
They're so, like, new to the world.
You want to know a good story?
In the Malibu fires, before it caught on fire,
I'm pretty sure Giddy had a bunch of files in a tunnel.
Right here on your left, what do you see?
What do you see?
Talaria is the place I most killed myself.
Yeah.
And I had 400 viewers in 2023.
I was listening to the Destroy album,
Destroy Lonely Album when he trod
and I sat on that balcony.
You can kind of see right when we passed,
you can be able to fully see it.
Not yet, not yet, not yet, not yet, not yet,
still not yet, still not yet.
Right over there, one of those balconies
that goes into the road, I sat out there
posing for my stream of 400 people
where nobody clipped it
and I thought about killing myself.
Would you have done it off the balcony?
Yes.
You know someone did kill themselves in that moment?
Really? Oh wait, I did hear about that.
It's crazy.
I didn't hear about that.
It does the same for us, man.
I used to live there too, man.
I'm in that place.
Me and you used to do cocaine.
Fuck that place.
I was a gym.
Think you got mixed up for Lacy?
There's more to you than Lacy's doing.
Lacy actually, I think, was hard for drugs.
Say what?
I think Lacy does low-key controls.
He looks like someone that would do like
fucking meth or ketamine.
Like, I don't know how to describe it.
Yeah
It's not it's not a ridiculous thing
I look you want to do the biggest segment of the world and it's up to you
I say we dub district shoddy there now I
Say we stay somewhere we end stream wait three hours
And we go for the longest traffic segment of a restart or stream and we go for a four-hour car ride home
So we sit idle
Wait for our nodeys to go back out and then pull back into the highway with peak traffic.
Yes. Precisely.
We go to OC.
No one is safe. That's not a deal, Chad.
That's not a bad idea.
Not a bad stream.
The traffic segment's there.
Chad, where do you guys rank traffic segments in the day-to-day streams that we do?
One to ten.
There's been some good ones. Me and you have had some generational ones.
Nowadays these kids don't know how to do traffic segments like I do right like bro. Let's get fucking freaky
Hold on. Let me put the shit in shock mode real quick
Let's get swimmin shall we?
Everyone get the fuck off the highway
That's not intimidating enough. I'll go back to comfort mode. Yeah
I hugged at this poor woman in front of me. She might say something weird out
You guys
What happened? You gonna say something?
Yes, it's up to you. If you want to do the longest traffic segment, I'm gonna do it
I think I'm gonna do it
I think what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna go to OC and I'm gonna start my stream and it's gonna be going for the longest traffic segment
You should just road trip
from one side of America to the other
First and now content is driving just you drive
You don't stop anywhere to see any of the sites
Don't get off the highway.
You have like a production NASCAR type team follow you and refuel you super quick every
time you need to stop and you get right back on the road.
And you try to do it in record time.
Legally.
Oh my God.
No.
That's how you lose me.
Why can't...
Not bad, right Chad?
They're saying deal.
Okay, my question...
Not one word.
They say you have to have a word limit too.
One word per...
One word per...
Hey look look.
You wanna see something savage?
Look, do you see some savage? There's a cop right here?
Look at this, look at this.
Look at this, look at this.
Now look at me.
I don't like that.
Ha ha ha!
Fuck you!
Ha ha!
Yo, that's hard.
Why don't you roll down to your window?
Folks better, thank you for the five.
Um, appreciate that, appreciate that five.
I'm excited though, we get to hang out today.
I don't want to hang out.
Okay, you never got to hang out.
Last time I was here I got pressed.
You didn't do anything.
You got pressed?
No.
This dude came up to me and said, yo, yo, homie,
get that camera out of my girl's face.
Yeah, I might have been in a different cut scene
was all from the movie team.
We pulled the camera down.
I was like, fuck up, bitch.
I was like, back up if I smack the dog shit out of you.
Back up.
He backed up.
Lace was there.
I can tell he wasn't.
No, seriously.
When did Lace spawn it?
Back in the day.
Anyone know?
Gilly spawned in around end of quarter one last year.
Gilly was making Boba and Ron TikToks.
And Best Buy breakdowns.
The Best Buy check.
Gilly, can you upload another Boba and Ron TikTok
for just for the love of the game?
I'm gonna ask you after two months.
Bro, just for the love of the game, bro.
Why?
We missed that.
There's bad Ws for the traffic segment right now,
I know y'all are right there. We're getting there in record time. We're gonna be at the gun store soon
I don't know if you guys were here for the last time we did do this train, but they have
So everything assault rifles SMGs pistols snipers, and it's all airsoft, which is crazy
So I'm glad that you said they have everything because today I didn't want to do this on stream
But why does it do now? I want to surprise adapt right when we get there
They're going to give an introduction to every single weapon there for the viewers adapts been asking for it
So I'm going to deliver it. I wanted to surprise him
We're going to have every employee that works there come out and give a brief description of every weapon
So that every viewer can know
And let you guys know the different pricing
If you want to find out something they'll even go into the secondary the explosives and lethals the non-lethals
I'm going faster than you.
This one might get me pulled over.
We're going to find out in a second.
Here we go.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
He's not doing it.
No, no, no, no, he's not doing it.
Yeah.
We should do a stream trying to get pulled over.
That's a banger.
Um, like, for what?
Speed name?
Yes.
And then what happens if you get a speed name?
Speed name.
Speed name.
Speed name.
Speed name.
Speed name.
Speed name.
Speed name.
Speed name.
Speed name.
Speed name.
Speed name.
Speed name.
Send to jail.
Oh my, you always like,
you're like a fucking um,
bro, like god damn,
like what's next where you're gonna fucking breastfeed me?
Like what are you talking about bro?
We don't think about going to jail
when we do our content, do we?
I mean,
I don't think I would ever need it to anybody
because I'm not, the content is not.
So you wanna do some boring shit?
You wanna do all you want?
I don't even wanna get a hot dog.
I'm down for Costco hotdog and zombies after this.
Holy shit, that sounds like a vibe.
Ladies, I know you're hearing me on that too.
Brother, I just got chills on my entire body.
Bro, Ron, we ain't got a hotdog in a minute, man.
The new call duty sucks.
The new zombie sucks.
I heard that new zombies,
wait, is the new zombie a good place?
Yeah, it's okay, yes.
Is it not round-based?
It's round, but they got like armor plates
and all that small, bro.
That shit's just past to me.
Bro, that bitch no young.
I know your dad is older than fucking Black Ops 2.
Well, he's been out longer than Black Ops 2, bro.
Fuck is sad.
Yeah.
You were there when they fucking dropped the first iPhone.
Like, you were there, like, in line.
Like, you were fully walking and everything.
You were there when fucking Michael Jackson performed
at a fucking Super Bowl.
Like, god damn.
You were there when the Beatles fucking started their group.
We're there with fucking Leonardo DiCaprio fucking started drawing paints or whatever
I think you're thinking of Leonardo da Vinci
Same fucking person wrong. I found out Leonardo da Vinci was gay
Yeah, we found out together. Yeah
So what are we gonna trickshot um so last time we did for local cans and we didn't get any money for that
So this time we're gonna do infants for local actually got the best plug ever
They were pissed originally I'm sure right
What should we shoot, bro?
I think we do influence, not influence, excuse me.
What?
No, we need an inanimate object like McCann was perfect.
McCann, look.
Yeah, at least.
Party of one viewer, man.
Appreciate the rain.
They're saying wrong.
Bro, I want to do-
They're saying you're super wrong.
No, me and Ron are on the same team.
I want to do a stream where we do...
...frio guns?
And we put a good...
You're so lame nowadays.
Oh no.
Once you turn like 32 you become like...
Like it's actually set-
No, don't-
Never grow up, bro.
Stay sober.
What?
How does anything you just said have-
That actually just...
Fuck my head up.
Nothing you just said had any correlation.
Wait, I'm not kidding. Look at the side of this ramp.
Tell me I can't drive on this roof ramp.
Tell me I shouldn't drive on this ramp right here on the side of my-
Come on
I don't know if you could
It's not worth a shot
It's worth a shot
No, I just would not trust you around
We've been that you killed me why miss click miss fire you might be trying to play keyboard or you might just like
Yeah, oh it's a troll now. I'm bleeding from a carotid artery connect to my heart
And I need immediate medical attention
This guy I'm not Kenny don't turn 34
Listen, this is what you do once you're like 29 that last year
Literally go do whatever you want anything in the world illegal shit normal shit, whatever might be and then just take your life at 30
It all goes down here with 30. I mean look at this guy. This guy's the fucking fun police, bro
Holy shit, you're getting the fucking bacon Camo 14 years ago, and now you're talking about we can't fucking shoot weapons
Come on, bro. No, no
I'm down to shoot weapons with everybody in the car except for you
If you had a gun in your hand, I do not want to be around bro runs big. Oh my bad. I didn't mean to shoot you in the foot
It's an accident hold on that's you've done that before with other things
I could fully see you doing it with a real gun
There is this
We got to run back this one thing that I most got canceled for we first moved it to brawl long
What I got almost in trouble dropping me if you don't talk about I had a paintball gun and then we put a bottle
Top of Drew's head, and I shot at him and I missed and everyone was like
No, this guy needs to go down. He's the next jack dorky like he's gonna kill a drill on my first of all
I don't care if I killed your number one
Number two am I wish you would have
Yeah, number two like bro. That's good content like
It's true though bro. If true died, that would have been the clip of the year.
What did you say that once we did this, I'm done?
You were like, I just want to thank you God.
Like talking about how you wanted a new car.
You were like, what did you say?
We were getting cancelled you're saying?
Like you were getting cancelled and you like quoted it and you're like
after like upon further reconsideration, I thought about
my actions and decided that I'm gonna buy a new car.
They were calling me ableist and retarded or whatever.
I mean, they're the same shit, I don't know, man.
Listen, they were just saying that I said a bunch of shit,
and yeah, I said I wanted a new car for Dance Valley.
That was hilarious.
You know what would be generational
if somehow we could do it?
I don't know how we would do it.
If we ever found Alan.
I know, you know, I would do it.
If we ever had to sit down,
like, the thing is, like, if we go try to look for it
or force it, it's not gonna happen.
One of these-
He's not homeless.
Well, I don't know.
There are pictures of him on Google.
Like, you know what I mean?
That was, I don't know, something down, oh my God!
What?
Crane, right here, bottom left.
I had a high alert go up.
You guys can't see it.
It's so deep.
Anytime we're in close proximity of a crane, certain neurological pathways in my brain
start firing, so there's one right there, there's a red one.
It says there's a police car that's hidden in front of us.
Should we test that?
Should we see?
That was one of the most goaded on-plan statements ever.
You got it?
What?
It says there's a police car hidden.
Hidden?
Yeah, I got a little thing that tells me.
I see a dog head glitching the TMC.
Look!
Whoa!
He's on a nasty headie.
Oh, fuck.
Fuck, he's in a trunk.
All I can see is one pixel, bro.
Chad, what do y'all think me and Ron's greatest segment,
all time, is?
There was one segment that I really liked during the first
Summathon where-
I saw the same one.
What's yours?
What?
What's yours?
I have the same one, I think.
No, you don't.
No, no.
There was one during the first Summathon where we were playing Black Ops Zombies
and then you were like, what are you going to do in your 70s?
I'll probably become a pedophile.
We were on our keynote, they were telling me, yeah.
Holy shit.
start talking to kids or something?
Bro, that is hilarious.
I liked the one we did last year.
It started off as like a WWE segment
and then we started taking the droid
and we attached it to the pool stick, remember?
Me and you were in the backyard
being the fuck out of the droid,
aka the chat, for like two hours.
That was so fun, bro.
Yeah, I know.
They deserve a beating too.
They've been so bad.
That one was good.
It was so sexy too.
The original Best Buy trilogy, obviously.
You know what our problem is?
What?
I know exactly what it is.
Bro, we're less energetic because we made too much money.
I think we gotta give our money away.
Energetic?
Less money?
Like bro, like looking back at brawl on, we used to just run around and do stupid shit.
Bro, now we do these desktops, etc.
Bro, we need to give our money away to restart.
How does money?
Because bro, we need to restart.
We need to get our hunger back.
We need to get our hunger back.
Your passion, yeah.
No, we need to give our money away. We have too much money.
You think that would fix it for you?
If I was a millionaire, I'd give all my money today the next day and I wouldn't.
You guys think that's facts?
I mean...
I had money before I started streaming though.
Yeah, but...
It's not the same, bro.
You gotta give it all away.
I'm dead serious.
You wanna just look like a hard reset?
I'm so down.
You could be rank our whole shit.
I think we complete I think we like done it before yeah, you do it again
China what do y'all think should we just de-rank all of our stats and finances right now and start from zero?
Listen, but you're telling me you would not do it. What all your cars your houses you're right. Let's see
That's the problem. Everyone knows we have money. So there's no reason for them to be like yo, bro
I want to give this guy subs bro. What we made it already
We made it already the chat saying deal to but a few of them saying that they'll take it like different
There's a few people just fine one lucky viewer give them all of our money simple as that. It's a very easy concept
Dead serious that there's got to be one viewer in our chat. That's super loyal that deserves our money
All right. Yeah, hold on flock which one of y'all want it? Wait, I'm about to give a million dollars to y'all
Yeah, okay, I guess you only have a million dollars. No, I'm gonna go get a meal from mr. Beast and give it to them
I guess you're winning that
No, you're...
I'm just gonna tickle you to death.
Wait, so you are going down?
Yeah, cause he told me I could stream.
Oh...
So we could stream it?
No, he told me I could stream it.
So if he told you, you could stream it?
I had special privileges, don't me?
Yeah, but if you have special privileges...
Hey, dick!
Don't fucking run the red, you fucking bitch!
Sorry, keep going.
Holy shit.
What was that?
fully co-switched to like a... I can't even think of what I would count on that as.
Anyway, I lost my train of thought. What was I saying? I don't know.
What was I saying, Chad? Oh my god! I'm witnessing this for the first time!
Should I run in front of it? Oh god, should I do it? No, we'll die.
Come on, I got him. Wait for it! Wait for it!
Wait, I just said train.
I said train of thought and then a train spawned in.
Shut the fuck up, bro.
There's gotta be the universe or something.
Okay, wish, um...
I wish for a blowjob for my best friend.
Any minute now?
Any minute now, chat.
IRL trick shots in public.
Let's go to a mall with our guns.
Let's do it.
We cannot go in a public mansion.
Oh my god, I've got a better idea.
Dude, we've been doing private matches.
We've been doing select.
We've been selecting our maps.
Bro, bringing our guns to terminal.
We go to an airport with our guns, bro.
We try to trick shot open gunning.
I don't know if you're even making it that far, but I'd be a movie it sounds like you have a lot of
fire ideas I feel like you could execute at least on half of them right I'm down to hit a clip with
you today though. I'm not stopping until we until we take our, let's rock. I'm not sure.
With or without you I'm going I'm probably with the gun. Griff told me it was a great
I told him I was like bro, we should bring guns, remember Liz?
I was like bro, we should bring our airsoft guns in public and pump fake people, like
give me your money!
And then they're just kidding, it's an airsoft gun.
And then he said yeah, it's perfectly fine because I don't know what the airsoft
gun is.
Okay, so.
Yeah.
That would make sense.
This would be a fun police, you know what I'm saying?
That would make sense.
This would be a fun police, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
This would be a fun police, you know what I'm saying?
This would be a fun police, you know what I'm saying?
Oh shit, man.
This guy's got a...
This guy's got a...
Yeah, holy shit, man.
I got to call Lester.
on you fucking hell man it's the fucking fun police back here what happened tell
y'all but don't smoke don't vape stay sober and you could be cool as like us
never grow a metal oh shit that's good call what you said the metal cap right
here from this damn you got any toothpicks in here um I have this you
just in between your teeth yeah it's not gonna work something same fuck I
bring a toothpick. This is the dollar? Where does this come from? Wait, hey! Only about
55 minutes left at a traffic segment y'all. Then we're there. Okay so when we
get there, be honest, is that a child? Be honest, when we get there you think
they're gonna have everything ready for us? I hope, bro. I really hope. Hey, if
y'all are watching that work there, bro, please show Adapt everything on his stream.
He said he wants to have his own cons.
Is that a child?
They're speed muscles.
It's okay. There's no more.
Where are they going? We're headed to TwitchCon.
We're going 295 days early.
We're going to camp out for front row.
We should host our own TwitchCon. Call it.
I
Think it was think here you got it
Don't got it anymore
Call it clip con
That's not bad. You got a brain over there, huh?
No, that was someone in the chat in between all that fucking birds nest you got up some in there. That's thinking, huh?
They're calling it rat-con and they want you to post it
I do love cheese. How did you know I like cheese?
Cause you ate an entire block of cheese.
What's up with this hate, bro? You just like want me to like...
You think I'm fat or something?
Yeah.
Wait, what map is this, bro? Why is it like so interesting out here?
It's like a whole new area. Is that face-fuck?
I
Will not say we're just gonna different city, but this guy put his windows out about shooting
Green minutes, man, what should we pick up when we're in there? What kind of loadout, bro?
I said we stay there for three hours so we can get traffic and go home perfectly
What's a chap thing? Yeah, Chad. What do y'all think in terms of loadouts?
and traffic segments I could look for
or something to do a pistol switch with.
Maybe it's a swap.
Like you get a shock charge, a pistol,
and then a hundred rifle without a scope.
I look, you wanna switch things up.
I might go for a tomahawk, though.
Do they sell airsoft tomahawks?
They sell real tomahawks.
We just gotta throw it in.
Everyone's staying on the way.
And hope that it didn't hit.
What are you gonna game it for?
Cross map.
Yeah, cross map.
Hail Mary.
Oh, over the house.
Mm-hmm.
Oh!
I've done that before, in New York.
Or SEMTEX. I wanna go for a stick across the mountain.
What does an airsoft SEMTEX do?
It explodes you.
Oh, don't they have like flashbangs?
Yeah, should we get one and throw it on the geckos?
No.
Yo, they couldn't explode.
Yo, we should face down Maya and do it.
Traumatizer.
Most insane shit you've ever done.
Maya got mad at me because I killed a fly.
in Florida.
Is that valid?
That's fucked up, man.
How? It bit me.
Oh, if it bit you, it would have died.
Yeah, it did die.
And I fucking smushed it to death right after.
And Maya was like,
you shouldn't have been killing a bee.
Yeah, that's an L killer in my eyes.
So if a bee stings you,
you shouldn't kill it?
I mean,
if it stings you, it's gonna die,
but you shouldn't ever be in a position
where a bee's gonna sting you.
That's cap.
I was in Hawaii.
I had my arm out like this.
Some there some bees love it. We'll see you just like this and that's I was like this a bee hit my hand
Stung it and I fucking went like this and I went
And I fucking murdered it while it's stinger was in me
Marked it shit
So you stuck your hand out invited to be distinct you in his hand
Didn't invite is my area my house. It's my area, bro
You squished the bee with your hand.
Does that bee pay tax? No.
He doesn't pay for the roast to get fixed. Fuck him.
But they do supply a bunch of other shit.
Like what? Like what? What do I not supply that they do? Please.
Honey. Honey.
Oh, so they can make honey out of their fucking penises.
I make cumbot on my penis. I make more humus that will work harder.
Fuck outta here!
No, we need bees.
No, we need another stable, Ronaldo.
I'm gonna have children.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm ready to have kids.
I'm ready actually now I'm gonna freeze my sperm
more stable or not oh my god I have a contact that would be a nightmare
holy shit we made it who was wait they close who was here for the 45 minute
traffic segment wait they're all outside with arms waving all right y'all
it's time let's go pick our loadouts don't wait a gap we're gonna pay last
time okay like when they came to the seventh on that he asked for something
but it all broke so I never paid what if they pressed me well did you break
something that was there so you're supposed to pay for it now they broke
at all and then they try getting me to pay for it.
I don't understand the situation here.
Well, I scammed them because they scammed me.
So you think they're going to bring that up?
I don't care if they bring it up.
I'm a fucking demon.
I'll bring out a real gun.
I'll air this whole place out.
Big crew.
I'm gonna ask the guy who comes in for me.
He's not bad.
All right, we made it, right?
Let's go.
It's been a minute since we've been here.
We're back.
We're back and we're better than ever.
Oh my gosh.
Hey.
Is he good for you?
You got anything new in here?
You didn't talk, right Billy?
you've been here?
Only with you guys.
They don't got no nothing new.
Oh, this is the same color as my car.
I wish you could buy this stuff.
This is kind of nice.
What the fuck, it's new.
It's a minion.
I have figures.
Wait, who are these girls?
Aliza White.
Marta Janiska?
Looks like she's all...
What?
What the fuck? They got some random shit here nowadays.
They got the basketball feet here.
Oh, look, he's got one of these that Lacey broke it.
You know what? Oh, there are those basketballs.
Yeah.
All right, are we ready to show them?
I got that.
Shut us off.
I thought I did too.
I'm not even kidding.
Look.
I need to get them.
I swear.
My ass is really definitely.
They had to, like, switch it or something.
I'm going there. I'm going to tell them that you're ready.
OK, yeah.
That's a perfect idea.
my tommy oligarchy wants to go over a lot of guns
what is it
he doesn't really know how they work with us
we need you to break them down
holy shit we're back
hello
wow
holy fucking shit man
welcome to the armatory to armatory
today we're going to do an irel trick shot some with my claims adapt
We're gonna go get some stuff, shall we?
I didn't want to do this, what are you thinking?
Last time we got a bunch of sniper, we got a one-up and we got to be like a Remington Swap.
Come on, bro.
We definitely got to get the sniper again, the Honey Rifle.
And we should add like a melee weapon, or a nice flash.
Like a D-Gull, go like this, swap it.
Let's just see, let's see what they have.
Okay, because last time it was just a bounce pad 180 back-to-back with the Honei Land.
Look at this time!
What are you thinking, bro?
If you were a trick shotter and everyone wanted to clip you,
bro, think about it, this is gonna be a montage that can get us into phase.
Bro, we gotta think hard.
We want to get into phase plan, right?
So, we have to trip shot.
Okay.
Got your nipples.
No, you didn't.
Right here, this is what John Wick use.
Yeah, but John Wick isn't actually intimidated.
You want to get an operator for this?
Should we get an operator?
I mean, are we gonna go for suicide shots or no?
That's the thing, we're only gonna get one look at that.
Yeah, we're going for one suicide shot.
We're going for one suicide shot.
What do you call a pistol, John Wick?
They got eagles, they have a magnum, and what, a magnum?
What do you say to a magnum?
Why do you, what's wrong with a magnum?
You're kind of cheap, 190 bucks.
Not bad bro, not about a chow, not about a chow.
Oh, I got a, you got a, like, are these aren't speaking
to me, are they speaking to me?
I don't know.
Bro, I don't know, none of these are speaking to me.
I'm hearing like a KSG and like a DSR,
I mean, like, are you like a soft charge or a SunSets for a Silent Shot?
That's a good loadout.
KSG's the loader's over there.
Alright.
Let's go look.
This way, give me a...
Let me meet you there, I want to say I'm spooking.
Dude, there's actually so many weapons.
It really is.
It's awkward.
Is that a TEC-9?
That's gold?
Or the fucking Ford grip?
Okay, for all my life, we brought that in public, that would be hard.
At least so hard.
So, if you do wave it to the sunroof?
Oh my god.
Everybody in traffic can be chills.
Are you serious?
Are you trying to get a paint gun?
Can I ask my car?
Wait, you're a big cycle rifle camo.
That's a really good one.
Wait, how do silencers work on that?
Airsoft, yeah.
Is this his first show?
Oh, really?
But for how?
You know, fucking gunpowder.
Holy fucking attachments.
Does anyone even know what any of these do in their live chat?
Dispity attachments
Bro, that's a bear at 50 cowl
See the MSR and the DSL
One the one that I got was super light. That's what we kind of have to get
Where you have an intervention though you?
Yeah
Wait that one in that pink one at the top kind of fire
There's an operator you see the off
What is it? What's that?
What are you? What's calling your name?
What do you think?
It's gotta be something white, bro. I didn't think about that.
I'm sorry. I'm just gonna drag it off.
You have it dragging off? Everyone knows it's an automatic, bro.
It's unfair. It's unfair.
On the second note, three on the second.
Excuse me, sir.
That pink one on the top right there, the light pink, not the bright one.
I'm like, is that like a headscore or not really?
Headscore, it's like the weight of that.
We're trying to do like 360s, trying to go for a shot.
Not necessarily.
Do you mind if I can hold that one?
Yeah.
Cheers for that, sir.
He's over my shirt.
Hold on already.
Hey, you know what it is? I feel like most people when they meet me they're sick of me already.
It's like weirded out by it.
AHAHAHAHAHAH
Hey bro, like what did I do? Like...
I'm a good looking dude.
No I'm telling you bro, once I get like chiseled, it's over.
Aw it's gotta be lightweight. Look at this.
Oh my god.
I just...
Whoa! You look swaggy!
Hold on now. May I hold it?
Yeah, let's go check.
This light is fun.
Wait, what is this?
Like this is so cool that you would go out.
Yeah.
Uh, the name of it is like the M48 Green.
Oh!
Woo-hoo-hoo!
It's so cool.
Did you just get reborn?
Oh, I shouldn't aim now.
That's someone sorry.
Dang.
At the wall.
This is nice, sir.
Is this the brightest pink?
Uh, it's orange.
This type, yes.
What other candles you guys have?
Or is that?
We gotta unlock ourselves.
I'm sure you'll both win.
But of course it could be standard colors.
Black, tan, green.
Default colors.
This is like a hundred one shots.
Yeah.
I like this.
How much is this bad boy?
So we can check on the leg.
We're quick. So this bag of Z right?
How many bullets is this bolt?
So this version of stuff
it's gonna pop it to 50 rounds.
50 rounds of the M40 with bolt.
And is this waterproof?
I probably wouldn't get any water
into it.
Just because the air seal
So if we're gonna go for suicide shots, we're gonna be jumping into our pool.
Essentially die. A carrier, when you put attack insertion down, you can go for like a 10-80 and then die, but it's in the water.
So we're gonna do it in our pool, right? And I want to make sure this doesn't get like damage.
Are you shooting ify out of it?
Yeah, yeah, we want to shoot cans, vents, and then what was the other one?
Soda cans, that's our main one.
Okay, because I would say you can't first of all just be careful with it because like I said the
shoot is going to get one shot right air that comes out of it you wouldn't want any water
give you that we got to shoot before we land in the water yeah oh so there's a time shot
you get one shot I like this I like this a lot can I do everything on here how much does it
combine you think everything here uh well I have to see of course as far as the gunwise the
Scopes really depends on how big you want it
Do you guys have like a eight-cog that can go on this?
Well, let me first say the price
It's not a bad show
So sorry about him
This is going to be so amazing, I'm going for gold cameras sir.
We're thinking about going to Terminal for this trick shot.
It's okay.
You know what, I mean...
I'm really going for the 360.
Maybe I'll try to help.
I want to see what it looks like without a scope.
pretty good it's like tech stuff why my friends name R.N. he's in London right
now he streams out of my friend Jason
it seems like that little piece
Hey, go ahead, sir.
What's going on in the chat? We get any gifts?
We're getting a $40.
Bro, I like this one because it's pink. It matches my car.
So when I go in public with it, we can go for like, suicide shots, like, driving and traffic.
Yeah, you...you can definitely do that.
Okay, this one looks swaggy without a...a lot of luck.
With no scope?
Bro, why don't you take off the orange tip illegally to make it look like it's a real weapon?
So we're bringing in some fire.
Oh, you're gonna swap it off?
Bro, this is fire. This is it.
This is it.
Do I look intimidating?
Sure, like, give us like a YY like...
150 bucks, that's it?
And then how much is it with like the batteries and the ammo?
Well, this is all spring, so all you have to do is pull it back.
That's it.
How far does this go?
You're probably getting about two hundred feet or so.
And then if I really go for a shot, right, I don't want a hit marker, is this going
to go through a can?
With the power of the hit, it's going to make sure like, I want to make sure, I
want to make sure this can go through a can.
Yeah, you're probably gonna be hitting going through a police as far as all the way through I needed to explode
I don't want to hit markup. Okay, maybe just a you guys got like FMJ. Hey here's our bullets serve
I will definitely go for heavier rounds heavier rounds. Yeah, you guys saw that for this
This is kind of nice this is fake sexy chill cool. Yes, I'm 40
This is like when you will you get like a top three of black ops 3
No luck just scale one shot one kill
We also want to get flashbacks for our friends at home with two friends.
I literally want whatever the hardest shot is that will like go through a can.
You know what I mean?
I'm going to go through it, but I want it to explode.
I want to kill it this time.
Okay.
Did we change snipers?
It might not be the same thing.
But is there anything paid?
Yeah, but I mean I'm going this I mean we get this and some ammo for now no scope honestly
the heaviest bullets you can think of like I want something that will really go through something
really go through it
my example is the stuff I have just done itself 30s
easy
so heavy weights
easy
let's do it
can I have this on stock or what I look around for some more things
easy
thank you so much sir
Thank you so much sir.
Next up.
So we can do this.
These don't look like airsoft though.
No, I think they might be the real deal.
It's better though.
Oh, Tomahawk across the map.
Oh god, that would hit.
A mag?
Like one camera we were throwing and then the other camera was on the can.
Imagine the rush when it lands.
Are you serious? You got hit?
I mean, there's a chance if you just keep throwing it from the same spot, yeah
Look at him thinking that, oh my gosh
Just reach for one
We gotta see how light they are too
It's like being heavy though. It's just cooked.
No
Magic taking these in public
This is way better
He's got a lot more intimidation value.
What the fuck?
Holy shit, let's go.
Wait, these items in this cabinet are air guns, not airsoft.
So, just use air.
That's it?
Wait, what is air guns?
Is that to kill people?
I actually don't know.
They're just air, not airsoft.
Oh!
So, they just, they're harder.
They're like air hard.
I guess I really don't know, I've never heard of that.
Are these some cool guns? Look at this gold one!
Should we buy a gold one?
Because you don't have any tomahawk tires, you really want to get one.
Bro, my question is, it's like, if they don't sell tack insertion, what happened?
You know airgun goes through skin for hunting?
They shoot metal BBs? We need one of these.
BBs, sir. I have a quick question.
When does these shoot different type of BBs?
Right, just take this side, please.
So what is this? So they just shoot through like, it goes through like, skin?
Uh, this is uh...
It's more like a little classical.
So when this goes through a can, you think?
They would do an air gun, yeah.
And does it take like, what does it do? Just air in it?
It's CO2 and battery.
I'm not sure where I did it before.
Okay, yes sir.
But I can think of something if you need help.
I'm just looking around for now. Thank you.
I got fucking lightsabers right here.
Cat.
The lightsabers, right? Battle blaster.
cat
this thing should
get on now
what was that?
not bad
what else they got in here?
are you going to get yourself a full kit?
fuck no
Oh, like shit.
For sure it is.
Just gotta look at everything that's shit.
Like is there anything else here?
Anything catches your eyes, Pat?
Like, look at this mini-maft time.
One thing about me that was like hate loading bullets.
Like, bro, what, like, I feel like all I had
was like, you know what I'm saying?
Like, I'm spectacular.
Yeah man, now I kinda understand why people become threats, but seeing guns just turns
me up.
And I feel good right now.
I just wanna shoot them.
But I'm not kidding.
We should do a stream of revive real guns.
You can't even go the range.
No, I fucked the range.
Let's create a range.
I can't.
We don't want to space in the dark yard.
Oh.
What?
Golden AIDS.
Wait.
This is what catches my eye.
Cancer and reproduction harm.
Wait, what?
This is the catch of the moment.
Cancer and reproduction harm.
Wait, what?
Bro.
I mean, these pills are cool, but, like,
it's not speaking to me, like,
these don't look intimidating.
I want something that will help me go and public people are scared of us.
It's like they tell their kids to get behind them.
Yes.
You see me in my practice, you're mine, bro.
Now they all got that bullshit horn stick.
We're gonna take it off.
What?
Oh, my, oh, ow.
That looks scary.
That's so cute and sick.
Wow, bro.
Chad, what's your favorite gun from Call of Duty?
Huh?
You didn't call Gettys ever made someone like a shooter?
Like a bad person?
I don't even doubt my mind, yeah.
For sure?
How do you know?
Dude, that's a serious influence for a lunatic,
where I'm like, especially GTA.
Modern Warfare 2 mission?
Oh.
Oh.
That's a crazy mission.
I'm trying to look at it here.
I mean, the pink gun is just fire
because it matches my body,
matches who I am,
matches who I stand for.
Wait, there's an A-94 apparently.
Are you showing him a shot?
Yeah.
I just sort of went back and back and started giving him an idea of what we got going on.
Not bad.
Wait, this doesn't say what, no?
This is an M40M, but I'm gonna...
Go?
Go play.
Yeah, no, I'm going for the run.
I'll be honest, right?
He was just somewhere right.
He definitely had a crush on our one-one.
I'm just thinking about it.
I don't know.
Do you think that was tough or not?
That far as I was going?
Yeah.
I saw the when you were like oh you were in the chat. I saw it. We were there last time right?
That was how he actually went to do something with him.
I remember that time.
You remember when I went back to the chat? Who streamed were you watching?
Thank you Rod. Thank you Rod.
Be honest bro. He lived with someone right for like three years. You ever had a crush on him?
I was asking what the chat was asking for.
As far as the outs and outs are not available.
I don't think you're a fan.
Not a fan.
It's a super.
I was with RiceGum.
We used to have Abby, what's her name?
The girl with the fake boobs?
Yeah, I like that.
She actually said, you know who Eric Costello is?
Yes.
You don't know more about her knowledge than me.
Tessa Brooks.
Yes, I do.
Yeah.
Okay, so Samurai, Tess and Berks, Eric, Costell, who else was like the big, big five, Abby Rao and whatever her name was?
I mean, that's why they're like ball nods.
It's not ball nods. Who dated like some big people?
Oh, I don't know.
I don't know.
Wait.
Why?
Bro, this isn't like weirdo's chat. This is like dated influencers. I'm trying to think.
That's not weird.
I'm just talking about porn stars and talking about like...
I don't know what I need to do about it.
Really? The ones you're talking?
See the shadows here?
Wait, they moved that.
Yeah, it's getting wild now.
Shadow!
Shadow, where are you?
Shadow?
Shadow.
Shadow!
Shadow!
Shadow, relax.
Shadow, relax!
Good dog.
A personal space dog. Personal space dog.
Personal space dog.
Fuck up.
Why not now?
Oh my god, the guys here. Oh my god, it's all gone.
No, dude, dude. Oh, I see them both.
They get hot.
They both just pulled up from home and now they're late.
Just got checked. We know what we're doing.
Let me get that run away.
Nathan?
They pulled up in their home case. They won't even have to leave these rooms.
They got here.
Oh, go.
That's how it's the boys.
How's it been, man?
How are we?
Good. I'm glad you're all back.
What are you looking for right now?
He's looking for some stuff.
I have my stuff. I'll be right back. I gotta go get it.
Yeah.
Can I have 40 please handle with care.
Wait scrambled eggs!
Scrandled eggs.
Yo I told you!
I told you!
Come look at this.
I got a different house. The alien is going to help you out.
Squandled eggs it says scrambled okay cool. Well, I thought you at all what?
Yeah, that's different
Side up there's grand old whatever this bullshit is
I try this it's probably the grossest thing
Yeah, you guys are gonna come back like soon.
This is easy.
Okay, we're ready.
Yeah, this one's sailing.
Awesome.
Do it, bro.
Posey up with a new fault bind.
You bind.
But yeah, we want to get a private game setup that you guys are measuring.
Not a bad shot.
Not a bad shot at all.
You guys come back next week
Yeah, let him know
All right
We're going to get skinned.
Yeah, they're cool dudes.
We're going to try to sell you shit.
Y'all new viewers, you should have seen the first time we got here.
Hour and a half cut scene.
Try this one. Try this one. Try this one.
Wait, where are you guys shopping?
Where are you guys shopping?
We're going to hop this up.
Yeah, they're cool, bro, but like...
You do a lot of stuff, Ron.
Oh, I'm trying to tell you.
Get an AT4.
I'm trying to tell you I want to get a fucking suppressed weapon like a LMG
like a crazy slow motion like we jump from the roof one shot oh you get that
could go viral if we had our legs broken or something you didn't have tack insurgent
you know those are the one thing that are just in the game but you could do
Yeah, I don't know what
But I need I need like something that I can throw I think I'm gonna do a knife
Yeah, they have about Tom Hawks at the front. I'm looking to
So I moved to Florida I can walk around with these
Yeah, they were just in your waist belt, in your waist belt.
Oh my god, that's that one gun.
From Fortnite with the scope?
You get like the pistol with the scope?
Yeah.
79 damage to the head.
It was like the ass.
Alright.
Oh my god, this is the gun that folds.
It's pretty cool.
I don't want to look like Arrow.
Yeah.
I mean, it's like, I'm kind of like that.
Low key, bro?
I mean, I don't like it.
It's a sniper rifle on a tomhawk.
You could do a tiddy-nack.
A what?
A tiddy-nack?
Like what?
A painmorse?
Fast 12.
Yeah, you got to be super confident to do that, though.
I don't know how to do that.
Actually, tiddy-nacks are easier than regular knacks.
Why is it called a titty one?
I don't know.
But you shoot.
You got to shoot reload and swap at the same time.
Or you could do a attack knight flip.
You could do attack knight, or you could do a catwalk.
Or you could do a stylus shot.
Last time we had a trampoline. Yeah, we did we had a little mini jump pad. So then what do we do this time?
We have no jump pads at the crib
We got a ladder simple yeah 60 ladder stall 540 on
Do we have enough height for that sounds like he's nervous to trickshot or do I do a top?
Are you ready? I'm about to go get a tumble on my mouth. All right
Secondary
Yes, I met someone who spent like over like a hundred thousand dollars on guns that actually
Yeah, he said he bought like an actual night vision for like a thirty thousand dollars like and apparently you could buy some real deal shit
It's a streamer crimps, you know that is he's be a cod bro. That's you don't hey do crimps
What are you doing?
He told me he spent like $100,000 on Mike.
Oh wait, come six?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's kind of scary.
A lot of money on guns.
Why do you need guns, bro?
Why don't we just talk it out?
In case someone wants to try you and they don't want to talk it out.
I'm going to change the world.
I'm going to go for president.
When's the next presidency? How many years?
I'm going to have nine.
Two years?
November?
Up next year? How many years chat? Two years? I'm gonna run for president.
Two? Okay, so here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna run for president in two years, 2028.
Remember this clip right now? I'm gonna end taxes. I'm gonna end guns.
And I'm gonna make it so we all come together as one.
Andrew, roll up and save what you ordered.
Please set up your order if you want.
Andrew, roll up and save what you ordered.
Please set up your order.
I don't know. Oh
Can I add a tomahawk to it? I
Need one that I could go and it like actually like kills again
But I wanted to win
But what if you're looking for a fake one?
No, I'd rather one would be great for all
I need a real tomahawk
Oh man.
Okay.
Whoo!
That's the fun.
That's the fun.
You can be an adult for a second if you read.
We'll go with you.
Yo Gil, imagine we throw this?
Right if she would go crazy.
Hold on.
Wait, that's the rubber one?
Yeah.
This back one is the rubber one.
Oh yeah, this is the rubber one.
That one looks way cooler.
Oh no, this one can cut through.
That one looks...
Look, that one has the word serpent on it.
That one's pretty cool.
You know what?
I'm trying to imagine if I like...
Yeah, this is pretty light.
Is this the biggest one?
For this one, especially for a Tomahawk.
Well, this one's cheap. We're going to have to see a box.
Imagine, this will go through a can if I pull on, like, my, like, my,
if my Tomahawk throws across the map.
Like, if I hit a Hail Mary, it'll go through.
But yeah, otherwise it will...
And as long as it doesn't like job.
My girlfriend likes knives.
It's kind of weird, to be honest.
Maybe she's into the night play, I don't know. I like the Swarps, I think we're gonna have this.
You think? Yes? Gotcha, let's do it!
How do you put it away?
It's like a lightsaber, see this? It's a lightsaber.
Wait, can you show me what the lightsaber does?
Yeah, these will be charged up though, but...
We have an eight?
Yeah, not a eight.
They see a two-piece system.
Oh wow.
Pretty cool.
We're getting a pump, we're getting some fucking sun right now.
Oh damn!
What's the sharpest thing that you guys have here?
Sharpest.
So, obviously when you have a couple of my stuff, if they're still available, these are
kind of limited run, limited edition, what sort are we talking about?
280.
I like this one actually.
Is this the only camo?
I don't see, because it's nice to use these types.
Sure, just whatever's in this case.
Here's a...
Ooh!
Same thing?
What camera do you take?
Oh, the black one?
No, the black one, you're saying, right?
Yeah, the black one with the camera.
Okay, he said the black one with the camera.
That one's the one I'm looking for, man.
Like, I'm not even sure.
Yeah, bro, but it's not going to go through what I needed to go through.
Like, bro, if I threw this at you, this would go through you.
If I threw that at you, it's going to fuck you.
You're going to be like, ha!
you
you
you
you
you
Why do I look ugly on camera?
It's the lights bro.
Not ugly.
I wanted to show you my PS9 Mimples.
I'm sorry there's no I gotta try one of those snacks
yeah I know I'm not okay I'm not even trying to be funny it's snickers not
good for you I know I'm serious Jim Jim heads eat those I swear God Jim why
How do they eat them?
The gym head, they say they take a protein.
I'm not kidding.
If you're tired, you know what I'm talking about?
They all are just fucking thinking
they said the other way.
He said snipping.
Chup!
Come on!
Calories too fat.
Protein four.
Let's check out the almond worms.
These are so, these look so good.
I was fighting the others to get one of the candy bar.
I know.
I know.
Oh, this looks good.
My tomahawk.
And this is the pink one inside, right?
I believe so.
You can double check the bag.
Of course, double check.
Thank you.
going inside right? I believe so. Once you break it, you buy it, can't go...
Oh it is pink. Not bad. It's a good camo sir.
Oh no. Oh no.
I'm not a dumbass.
I think it's your first hoodie.
Do I get a mask or are you gonna wear goggles?
Goggles?
Or glasses.
I have glasses.
What the fuck made me wear glasses?
Yo, are you stupid?
I'm not a dumbass.
I'm not a dumbass.
I'm not a dumbass.
I'm not a dumbass.
I'm not a dumbass.
I'm not a dumbass.
Stupid?
My fucking vision made me wear glasses.
That's why I like shit that way.
How you gonna wear those?
397, 23D.
397? Deal, let's do it!
Pass or card?
Cards, sir. Is Amex okay?
Cheers for the ammo!
Yeah, it's hot. Right there on the screen.
Thank you, sir.
Wow, man, I love coming here.
I love getting my money.
It's nice.
Oh man.
Do you guys have like a saw?
Or do you think I can use the tomahawk to take off the orange tip?
That is up to you.
We are not a liberty to tell you why I'm taking off the orange tip.
Yeah.
YouTube is very helpful.
I bet.
All good?
Thank you so much
Congratulations
You've been promoted
You are now my elite employee!
Let's go, Rob. So are you.
Okay, yeah. Alright. You have my sniper.
Yes, everything.
I'm ready.
Do I get a mask?
Oh, you're 34 and I'm not wearing a mask.
I'm wearing a mask.
I'm wearing a mask.
Woah.
I'm doing my mask.
Alright.
I'm wearing a mask.
Alright.
I can wear my mask.
Alright.
I'm wearing a mask.
I'm ready I see we take off the orange chips and we go to terminal in their life
we go to LAX and we go fucking crazy
you want to do this first this song's great fire
when are we gonna do a stream bro while it's hot out we uh we put the car your
your golf cart or whatever or macing we steal it and we take it to OC
they do stream OC oh we got to bring it to OC put it in the truck you do it in
February you do it in February why do you pronounce like every word like
I'm coming bro I'll be right back around
Well, I'm gonna run from you.
I'm gonna change this world.
I'm dead serious.
Oh, imagine you wake up and you die from the taxes.
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You know what I mean?
Wait, you go like airsofting with like, you know, like those ranges areas where you can shoot people?
Yeah, I shoot people.
Oh, were you the guy that did no full auto in the building?
This is a full auto. This is.
I know some names about airsoft.
Yeah. Not about that.
Face?
Oh, now he got cat.
Shadow or left? Shadow.
You know what I mean?
What is the point of having a wire shield?
Can I hold on, ready?
You want to look intimidating?
I feel really scared reporting this.
You know what, do you know what I know?
You know what I feel like?
I feel like Daniel is there and waiting for his like 17 year old realtor to come.
I feel like he would have this in his house.
What ever happened to that guy?
Was he on the files?
I didn't see that.
How hard is it not to be like, creep? I don't get it.
What do you think is it? Do you need some money that they make?
Dude, I don't know. I really don't know.
What's on this?
Bro, what's up with you today?
LMA FAO nothing's ever that funny for you to type LMA FAO on a twitch chat as a grown-ass man. Just remember that
All right, I just killed your whole mood fuck you
No full auto in the building
That's all full auto this is
You got a Thanos mask
Yeah bro, the guy really wants to make sure he sees everything they have, I think, yeah
what's up with him?
Do you guys have any Thanos masks?
Yeah, like I think that looks like a Thanos toy for Thanos.
I think we used to have a pretty new family, but I don't think we did, I used to be
your brother.
Damn, bro. I want to I want to learn how to fish you fish. Yeah, damn
What do you think I should do last time I tried fishing I sat there for like an hour and nothing came up
And then when I tried reeling it in I got seaweed
So let's see no for you guys
a good time to probably go out is probably like
Going like a pineapple. Oh, yeah, they're hiding like more experience. They happen here
You don't really get here. They have to provide everything for you guys already. What the crazy fish you ever bought
Right now
In my favorites is like
Around a little like
54lb white sea bass
Oh shit!
54lb?
God damn it, did you eat it? Or you let go?
We ate it. Not a bad shot. How much protein is that?
That's a good amount of protein
I don't know, I ate only 8 colors
I gave away everything else for it
But
You just think you have some people coming in
They're fishing for like
I'm going for the ultra rare blue crab you ever see that online?
No Suzy.
You've never seen a shiny crab?
I'm being such a no stream shit like you've never seen the blue shiny crab?
There's a rare blue shiny crab in the ocean.
Yeah, I think that's what it is.
You know what I'm gonna go for it.
It's like a shiny Pokemon.
All right, well, nice seeing you
Me
I got kind of quiet in here.
Yes?
Yes?
I heard lethal.
Let's do it.
What's that?
Well, not specifically the holster.
So the holster would fit in the magnum?
Yes.
Sweet.
Does it work?
Look in?
What are you talking about?
For my saw.
He helped me with the animation, so I got a good animation.
I'm just, would I be able to put the magnum back in and then pull out the L96?
We kind of played a really white one.
He is.
Oh, yeah, bro.
You want me to go get the other guy out?
No, he's a professional.
So he needs to trick shot.
I'll give you everything.
You don't need to run me through this.
Yeah.
I'm good.
You're trying to build a fucking class right now, bro.
Might as well get some perks still.
Yeah, I got a trick shot.
I'm actually going to do one.
Perks?
Somebody might wait right there, maybe?
Yo, we should actually do a stream where we do perks.
I'm not even kidding.
That has to be fun.
All the rappers do it.
I'm sorry. I can't stop it. I don't know why. I actually can't stop. I don't know what to do. It's coming out of me. They're going to stop us. There's going to be a reaction.
Damn look at this right here, sold. Look at all your orders, Chad.
Look at that shit. Fire!
There's some W's in the chat if you fuck with stable and auto.
And if you don't, drop a cat looking sideways.
I think the one that I have now.
What may I put in? Can you let me know?
Some W's coming through for sure.
Chad, who's ready for London?
I don't know why.
Chad who's who's ready for London we're going to London soon. Should be caught on fire
I'm ready to travel again, bro. I'm dead ass
I've been ready
Grenades for the geckos
I'm so down to the furrow flashback at the geckos. Oh, let me go. I'm gonna go look at the flashback
Is that a grenade launcher?
Okay, I'm dead serious, bro.
Come on, we gotta do something to have the guy go.
Just start launching the war machine shots in your head.
What are you looking at?
Just thinking. About what?
I'm trying not to think about taking a piss.
Oh my god.
Yo, why do you always got to pee, bro?
Probably do it the part of one.
I'm going to ask somebody.
You need to drink water.
Come on.
I'll fart it.
Give me a sip of something.
When you go to work, out of a normal job.
Yeah, which I've done.
Do you get to pee as much as you want?
Yeah.
No, you don't.
You get a bathroom break every four hours.
That's true.
I would go to the bathroom when I was not allowed.
Yeah, but that's not allowed.
Then why am I doing it?
Because you did it without permission?
I got burned.
You didn't. We're only two hours in, but you're not allowed to repeat.
That's illegal. Well, guess what, bro?
We do illegal things that save our auto-correlations.
I don't care.
You want to pee? Bring the camera. Record it.
I will. I think you'll be fine.
Don't worry. We're only, let me step forward.
Yeah. That's the trick.
It's the fucking three-hour car drive home.
There's no three-hour car drive home.
Yeah, it's an hour and a half save. We're not on minutes.
It's looking like a 22-minute drive.
It's only 22 minutes to get to the house right now.
That's an hour and 22. I already know the script.
What's going on?
Are you excited?
Bro, I'm ready. I'm fucking not.
I've been waiting on you.
You ready?
Let's go for it.
Are you actually ready?
The style ones are not available outside.
Okay, we'll just do the man in the L96.
I'm just sucking on that gooch.
Mm-mm, mm-mm.
That's what he phase-adapt ball sack.
I got some common phase-adapt, bro.
So, he used to...
Why did they have to kill phase?
So, why?
What was the plan?
I couldn't have just give us the name.
I just let us walk.
You're so weird.
Sob?
You're typing Sob in a Twitch chat.
Do me a favor.
How about you put...
How about you...
How about you, uh...
make sobs, Bellabackers, BLS, because you're from Boston, boy.
Ready?
You got a saw, you got a saw.
Goddamn, bro, what are you doing?
Where you going?
Let him pee.
Oh my God.
Okay, if I get 10 gifts for you, you're paying.
I'll do that.
10 gifted is the...
If you want to pee, we need 10 gifted.
And here's the rules.
If someone gives...
What do you mean here's the rules?
If someone gives 10...
No, we're not going to pee.
No, no, no.
Here's the rules.
If someone gives 10 subs and then another person gives 10 subs, it cancels out.
So then there's gotta be another one.
That's how my rules work, bro.
You gotta hope that someone does right now no one's gifted so you're gonna get any gifts
10 gifted from Luca Tim okay you're allowed to go here take the camera with you outlaw
switch to the daff well I'm waiting I'm waiting to make sure it's well
Oh, unfortunately, our shit's cares about us.
Alright, you good again?
Alright, go.
I need to ask this guy for a cup of coffee.
Okay, thank you.
What's the color change on this guy?
28-01.
Hard.
This family card segment.
Spider-Man Magiskug.
Ladies are so close to you can't free for the bathroom.
for the bathroom you're doing good bro you live in a p1 day we're sitting there in the
right now 28 oh watch your fox it's over look at you looking for someone
Yeah, I took a piss.
Did you get your item?
Alright, here's the deal. You have 30 seconds now.
30 seconds.
30 seconds.
I clocked that.
I mean, I think it'll be alright.
We will live.
Yeah.
Wait, what?
We're just trying to see if we get a water for the ride home.
I love you.
Thanks.
my father not once on many
teams man. Oh thank you. It's
for real. So if you ever get
into my position. Okay. Well
if it's a major stock. No
it's a it's a grip. Oh it's a
grip. Okay. So we put on the
tank. Okay. Cool. Cool. Thank
you. Very fortunate that
bro. I get a good trip before
You're gonna look back
Did I just put my hands on every day
Is that how that works?
I watched this one show where this guy had a sniper
I thought he killed four people
I forget what it was, it's a movie
You know what I'm talking about?
It's a lot of movies
No, these are good movies
Sugar?
American sniper
No, I never watched that
It's a PR
I understand what you're doing
Ladies, you know what it is it might be a Netflix show
It's someone who shots me from a building and they tracked him down
The one
I'm Brella Academy cars to cars to that might be it umbrella Academy
Cars to that's it. I think we'll fall on Wall Street. I think that's what it was
Yeah.
Wait, so do you want to...
I can tell them to bring out the bazooka like a shooter in the back again.
You want it?
You're the one who let the ATC go off.
That fool.
Oh, right.
I don't mean I let the freak out.
Wait.
What the fuck?
Let's get two of them down.
Hey, look at the fishes on your eyes.
They're fishing.
Giving us both time.
What? How did he get this?
Hold on. Hold on.
Who? Who should we support, bro?
You so?
Nah, bro. We got too much money. We gotta give back.
If I was a billionaire, I'd give all my money away the next day.
I
Say we give
Carbon fiber 1016 R1 headers R1 exhaust okay grab
Awesome, thank you, sir
You got Barrett
Oh, thank you.
James C, I just gave you some money.
You better, James C, you better be happy, bro.
I just gave you free money. I'll be wrong.
What happened?
What happened?
How you doing, sir?
What's your answer?
Some aura.
Let's get it numbered up.
Kind of looks like Dean.
Vertical like this.
That's Oliver.
Alright, you're looking best.
What happened?
Do you want to sell them?
Well, that's pretty good.
Remember?
I think I don't.
I look you don't like your bottle.
That's okay.
Not a lot of people do.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I have to be kicking ass.
No one in Chad even gets this reference, bro.
They definitely kickin' our fucking job, I know.
Red puffer behind you.
I did not get pressed. How was I getting pressed?
He literally hit anything I pressed him.
I said, it's okay. You gotta kill people with kindness.
I said, it's okay. Now a lot of people do.
You know what he did? He looked back, smiled and said,
I'm just kidding, I love it.
I like it pretty much.
Listen, when most people have bad days,
so they take their anger out on you,
that's why it's a perfect way to respond to people with positivity.
Because this world is so negative
that you gotta fight negativity with positivity.
You gotta spread happiness, spread joy.
You know what I'm saying?
You gotta do some joy day.
Wait, what kind of backpack is that?
Excuse me, sir?
What kind of backpack is that? I like it.
That's good.
That's good.
You got anything else to get?
Yeah, pull back.
That feels nice, damn.
It looks good with you, bro.
Thank you, yeah, of course.
Look at that.
I'm saying, make someone's day.
I'll probably think about that.
Go to a little positivity.
Now we backstop.
We're going to start going to the chop.
We got to start going out to people, we got to spread positive joy, baby, hold on.
Nothing really tore forward on me, not a lie.
Wait, is that cooking up a salad?
Oh, by the way, it's not.
So you guys can LOL with us in the future.
So basically, here's how the meme goes.
We get to Miami, it's 12 o'clock.
We take a Rolls Royce Cullen and it was a rental.
It was a rental.
They take it to this place.
We're trying to cook up some food.
We're in there.
Nobody's in there, not a single five-star restaurant.
I'm not kidding, five stars online.
Nobody's there.
So we're like, I'll bet they're gonna cook our food quick.
We sit there.
We're there for an hour and a half,
and all we ordered was like a salad.
That was it.
No food came out.
So the meme goes, oh, they're probably cooking our salad.
So basically the joke here is,
you don't cook a salad, you make a salad, right?
So when we were sitting down, I can tell them,
hey, they're probably cooking your salad, bro.
That's the joke.
Wait, where's the daff's gun? Oh, they're probably cooking the salad still.
Yeah, they're probably gonna hold out a little bit more.
Yeah, that's how the joke goes.
It's my bad side, bro.
I got some cheese.
You awesome?
You're lucky juicy, get a few from him.
Yo, I literally gave Jean-Claude a view of Rama W.
He'll be wrong, bro.
He's actually doing it.
Did you open your mouth in the phone, did I ask?
Yeah.
Wait, now I'm getting a view of him.
Are they cooking you salad?
Yeah.
Wait, are they cooking your salad?
I got some oil for you.
I told you, bro, they got a little, they got a little bit of the leg, yeah.
Boy, they cooking in salad?
What a wrap.
Is your salad almost ready?
Ready to go?
You ready to go?
Yeah, I'm right here.
Yeah, should I get a candy bar for the road?
No, do not, bro.
No, I won't.
But I'm so serious.
You're so...
This is how you get fucking 1AM motivation and randomly starts to hate on your head.
Can I tell you a story?
Yeah.
When I was younger, I was pretty disgusting.
I was on a plane with my mom.
It was like the first time I'd been on a plane.
I had a piece of chew gum in my eyes.
So one time I took the gum out of my mouth like kept it in my mouth
You know you pull it and I was in a plane and I stuck it to the window
And I pretended I was spider-man. I got I used the gum as a web, so it'd be in my mouth and it goes
And then I put it back on my mouth
That's not nasty, but we've all been there
I used to eat gum under the desk. Okay, so that's not what anyone does. That's just weirdo activity
Can I be honest with you though? I used to get I used to hate the metal seats in class
Because I had such fat swabs and then itching and be like in the seat all day. I would just do that
I'll just be itchy. I don't I don't know the seats, bro
This is the life get my salad, bro
You're not going to be able to kill me.
Am I already assembling?
Not yet.
It takes time, bro.
What happened?
You guys ready?
Thank you.
Shall we have some salad?
Yeah.
Cheers.
All right.
Wait, Loki, I kind of want to tour the place.
This should kind of look like a toilet for daddams.
What if we get out here and someone just shoots you in the head?
The camera stays rolling, bud.
It's on a little clock, yeah, don't we?
I swear there's someone just right behind us.
The car looks so good when it's cleaned.
This knife is not the same, you look like a cheque.
What the hell did I just take right here?
Not a masterpiece?
Look at this detail, bro.
Look at this detail.
Just straight up nonsense.
Just for the love of the game he did this shit.
Just add to the nonsense.
Cool.
Cheers for the heart.
Cheers, guys.
Cheers.
They gave you the plastic bag and that was a nice tote.
Well, they gave you a nice little baggie baggie.
Yeah.
They showed me love, right?
I got a 50% discount, too.
Hey, Joe!
Dick!
Don't film me, please.
Hey, please don't film me.
I'm not filming you, bro.
I'm not filming you, bro.
I'm just trying to do my job.
I'm just trying to do my job.
You're doing your job.
I'm just trying to do my job.
I'm just trying to do my job.
I
Yo, you're on his ass, bro.
I chat only an hour and 72 minutes.
It was like for the traffic segment.
Oh my god, I almost hit a civilian.
Three hours.
OK, so I'm telling you, let's unbox the gun right now,
and let's carry it while we drive.
Can you point out the window?
Um, you're telling me that?
Fun Police.
You see, it was a setup question.
Look at the Fun Police back there.
So is our air on or what's going on?
No, I think we're on the heat.
There we go.
Love that shot.
Damn, bro.
Should be good.
Can I ask you a question?
Who me?
Do you love me?
Yeah.
How much do you love me?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like if the doctor told me that I need one of your lungs to keep going, would you do it?
What do you mean?
Actually, I don't want your lungs.
You smoke still.
I don't want those fake blunks.
When are you gonna tell the people that that shit was fake?
What was fake?
Um, who's- who's not gonna be broke so why do you act- where is he?
Godfuckin'-
I'm gonna have to take that y'all.
Do we swap bitrate?
To actual bitrate.
Or do we stay on the ghillie can?
Try your effort to tell my mom about it.
Give me one more here.
Oh fuck I'm crying.
Excuse me?
She's got a lot of yeses here.
There's only a three and a half hour car segment left.
We should be swapped.
Go on!
Why is he shirtless?
Why is he...
Get down!
Those are the kids?
Yeah.
Those are the kids getting the grid?
I swapped, yeah.
Those kids came to the crib?
What they told me they didn't know we were
It's okay
It should come to the crib so we can put the camera down smack the shit out of them. That's what I do bro
It's what the fuck I do. I have a tomahawk now. I'm ready to throw it at them. I don't fuck. Yo, go get my tomahawk
Bro, I'm not even kidding. I want to throw it out the window
I'm so glad I bought a knife
Next up is a real gun. I gotta start carrying on me if people come up to me like that. I gotta shoot them
I want a real gun so fucking bad
Feeling of squeezing the trigger just a fucking unlimited power I need it
Fucking I want it. I need it and I want it now
You ready to do some trick-shouting?
Yeah, trick-shouting should be fine.
Will you buy any cars?
You know that commercial?
I don't know there.
Jim Cecia wants to see you in Ikea.
You know that commercial?
No, I don't know.
Oh, someone in the chat knows what that is.
What's that?
That's a 1-800-2-3-4-and-5 today.
That's a-that's a fucking classic.
That's a classic.
That's not a new Travis Scott.
What?
That's a classic traffic segment.
K-Song. What's good?
Last time I came in on K-Song, he talked about Diddy.
Really?
And then he was like, Diddy's not a bad guy.
He's got some good music.
He said he's not a bad guy.
K-Song is just true.
You're in the chat right now.
Say hi to K-Song.
Man, randomly he started playing Diddy's music.
I think he got a call or something that like you need to fucking play some shit
I miss case up up yo, you know what I miss and we talked about this meeting you this happened last year the first like three months of the
New Year everyone's gone well
Like where the fuck is everybody?
Damn, so he did like why are we where's where's case on route? I think case on has the flu right now
Oh fuck that Michael Jordan played in the flu
Start streaming with the flu! Be different!
What do you gotta say about that, K-Song?
Work hard, play hard, there won't be an edit.
K-Song, you gotta pull up, bruh. It's been a minute.
If I got the flu, I'm not taking days off to shoot, bruh. I know my channel won't be able to push through it.
Really?
I'm excited for whatever house we have bark on next.
My head is fucking throbbing. I can't even speak right now.
Yeah, bro, but you're typing in twitch shadow. You're watching twitch bro Michael Jordan push through the game
Wait what symptoms other symptoms do you have case on I got a flock medical team on it right now?
We got a bunch of doctors in the chat. They're gonna hit you with a diagnosis and a treatment plan. It'd be good
You know what he's right back in you know what bro? I was a billionaire give him my money the next day
I don't know why I just want to tell y'all that. I feel like y'all need to know that for you.
That's a notification that my car's flat.
But I go through it right, you know why?
Because even in life when you get notifications that say you can't do something,
or I'll push through this shit and do it.
So, come here, sore throat, fever, cough.
Stop it, man!
Sounds like fucking bitch symptoms, bro.
That's what it sounds like.
Sounds like you got a disease, a fucking baby syndrome.
What the fuck's going on, bro?
Grow some fucking balls, will you?
That's one diagnosis from Ronnie Sankat.
I'm gonna wait to see what some of the fucking MP says.
They are saying,
to take some honey, and that you might have...
They're saying you got a VVET-19.
Oh fuck!
What the fuck is that?
You start reading.
You don't talk anymore.
Just read.
This is a scary one.
Ooh, sour.
I miss Kai so much.
So you got five minutes left case on.
You know what the doctor told me when I was younger?
What?
That I'd be like, not neurologically, but like, he told me that would be dumber than the average human.
Boy, what's wrong?
I'm trying to tell you, but you don't believe doctors.
I think doctors are weird.
Is that what he told you?
But stay weird. All the weird kids get out of money.
I feel like he hit that on the head.
Oh, I got hit on my head when I was younger.
You know what I'm saying?
Now I feel like the doctor is diagnosed as hit right on the head.
Whatever.
I think that was great.
That doctor, great.
Can I ask a question?
Sure.
Why is it so beautiful in the world right now?
Like, in like, with like, the weather.
Like, in LA, usually it's cold.
It's kind of nice out always.
What did the groundhog say?
Groundhog's not gonna be talking for a while.
Wait, really?
This ass got blown down.
He got his head taken right off his shoulders.
What?
They killed the groundhog?
They switched him down, bro.
I swear to God, I saw it on Twitter.
Who did?
I don't know, but he took his switch before they got on.
They took winter?
Wait, they killed the groundhog?
No, they didn't.
They killed the groundhog.
Like the main groundhog.
He comes and tells us every year.
Yeah, like, LG, long-lived groundhog, bro.
They had it coming.
What are you guys talking about?
They killed the groundhog!
They killed the groundhog!
I'm serious.
He's immortal, I thought.
Clearly not. He's bleeding out, I guess.
No more shadow.
Are you seriously? Has he smoked him?
No, seriously. He actually had his head taken off his shoulder.
Why?
I saw him turn it.
That's insane. He said it was going to stay winter.
That's why they killed him.
That's why they switched off, bro.
I'm like, bro, we don't want this shit.
Look at the mountain where you can see the mountains clear as day now.
But I'm trying to tell you, I think the government can control the weather.
I'm dead serious.
How would they do that?
There's a dome above us. Everything's fake.
Oh for real?
I think they control the weather.
Yes.
I don't know about the weather.
I think they can.
They have weather machines.
The weather wizard though, that's a whole different story, but I don't know
I don't realize how weird the world is, bro.
Oh look, it's the flock!
Oh shit, that's not a flock.
What the fuck?
A portrait of the flock.
On the side of the highway.
See, that means it's gotta be something for the stable coming up.
Hold on.
Yeah.
Hold on.
Wait for it.
Come on.
Yeah, wait, just wait.
The world we're pushing somehow.
Uh...
That was us back there y'all.
That'll be Flock man, um, Spanny.
Oh we got a truck right here.
This is whatever, this is the stable.
What kind of truck is it?
Uh, Southwest.
Yeah, that's not what I'm seeing.
So, bro said six more weeks of winter than lost his life.
Wait, is that what you're telling me?
It's kind of fucked up.
Bro, that's why I didn't want to be a ground runk.
Try that, I didn't do it.
You got presented with the choice?
Yeah, they wanted to put me in the tunnel, and then when I get out of the tunnel, I tell them.
Feel, don't die. I guess they're saying it's fake. It was fake, at least.
Yeah, maybe I got sentelled.
Might have got yes, I'd tell them. Or AI.
Or AI.
Did you see the sham bomb?
There's been a lot of sham's bombs.
Jared and Sane?
They're the one that everyone was looking for.
The only one
They talked about he wanted to keep big talking about it
It's like his biggest story and now it's not even happening. Was he a liar?
So what's they silent to?
He is on fraud watch so really no for what?
That was like
His next big trade that he was gonna break. I mean hard in for Garland. That was cool
Why is there a trade for like streamers?
What do you want to get?
Like I'm saying like imagine like mixers like
Stable or not has been bought out for 70 million sources style twitch with no rebuttal
You know I'm saying like bro imagine how much more competitive this shit would be if like two shimmers could get bought out
Senti I'll turn it
What?
It's a fucking hill
I think tick
For how much?
How much?
I think 500 gifted.
Oh brother Jesus.
500 gifted.
$2,500, that's what they valued him at?
I swear I saw that.
Silky for snaggy and 500 gifted.
Oh that's what they valued his career at.
You see that golden say God, poor Zingas though,
what the fuck is that gonna do for Steph?
They don't give a fuck about him, mom.
They sent out Kaminga and Buddy Hyde.
What the fuck is Buddy Hyde?
Buddy Heald.
Buddy Heald, whatever, bruh.
You saw Jared McCain got traded?
Okay, see.
That's my guy too.
That's my guy.
Like, I'm serious, that's my guy.
I could call him right now, that's my guy.
I could call him.
Let's see if I stop his number.
I'm fair to J.K. for a white guy with me.
I don't know, there's been a lot of shit in the NBA.
I have got a Jared McCain on my phone.
What are you gonna say with AIDS?
No, but that's what someone in the chat said.
Oh, okay, yeah.
Did I also heard that?
What?
Who got AIDS?
Honestly, it's about the same rules.
They're saying Kristoff's Forzingus.
What the fuck is that?
Sounds like a disease, Kristoff's Forzingus.
The fuck?
The newest warrior.
He's got AIDS?
He is the newest warrior.
Leslie?
I literally don't know why.
I saw it off.
Wait, so if you get AIDS, is it over?
You can't clear them?
Patrick Johnson?
Yeah, I don't know.
Magic.
Is that what magic is?
Yeah, he's good.
No.
But what is ace?
But what is ace?
But it's not gonna...
He's a lot of those, right Ace?
Yeah.
Cracking and cracking and cracking and cracking.
And then you just get it.
Now to about go to Giannis.
Giannis Akaputa?
How do you say it?
Uh, honor de culpa.
That's my guy, though.
I told him to stay in Milwaukee.
I can't wait.
What's going on in Washington, too?
Washington.
I wanna visit Washington for a stream.
Is it nice?
Is there worth going to?
Yeah.
No?
And these are all Washington DC, though.
And it's the White House.
I don't know about that, though.
Bradley Beal to the son's man here.
I don't get it.
Oh, Keith, even if I wanted to go to the White House,
they would just like, well, hold on a second.
These are the senses.
I'm a little worried saying certain key words here.
Of course it's the sun.
You've got to be a little careful.
Are they proud?
Nice and jawed to the T-wolves.
Yeah, and, uh, aren't they having, like, a UFC fight
in front of the White House?
Yeah, that's going to be insane.
Where are they?
Yeah, it's on the...
Who's fighting?
I actually don't know.
I don't know, it's gotta be some money laundering or something.
What the fuck?
Is it the next card?
That's where our tax money's gone.
Laws that went to Utah, I didn't even know Laws, though, was even in Cleveland.
Apparently Benjamin's supposed to be there.
And so?
No card yet, they haven't announced it.
BN Father?
Where's R&R?
What would you do if the kid just came out of the trunk?
The kid that's been following Jason.
In London?
Yes.
Do you know he ever see his videos?
No.
He said my name like 50,000 times.
Why?
I don't know.
I think he's going to come after me.
I'm hoping I don't get the glove.
He's going to give you a gift card.
That's...
Make me happy, bro.
Right now?
All the time.
Or later?
All the time.
Okay, guys.
You could kill...
You gonna kill my mother?
What?
Why is that one?
Throw her body in the ocean, I'd still love you.
I can't, I would never do FC Bend like that.
What?
Just saying, bro.
Make me happy.
Thanks for understanding.
We gotta go ahead and trick shot now, right?
No, bro.
You know the best part about that trick shot is?
The last trick shot you hit in the face
was the dab up after.
The last trick shot?
Like real trick shot?
Why that war zone shot?
Really?
Yeah.
Your last shot wasn't with me?
No, that was earlier in the year.
I feel like this time last year we set up, we had him stay still.
This time we got to walk with the camera, you got to hit the camera and dodge me.
Who walks with the camera?
Me.
I'm going to hold it like this, right in front of my face, and you got to hit the camera.
But if I miss then you might...
Only fun police, bro!
It's like, bro, it's like, what do you want to do, bro?
You want to just shoot cans all day?
God fucking damn, they want to see some fucking thrill!
They want to see some emotion!
Okay, go first and we'll be off the route.
I'm so down. I'm so down.
Go for diamond to the pool, we won't take fall.
R3, off the route, into the pool with the sniper.
If you really want some thrill.
There you go.
Make sure it's all lined up for you.
What kind of class is that?
Just stop talking.
No, this is the special ed class.
You go after school, bro.
You have to stop talking.
We just got to stop talking for like a minute.
All right, guys.
Shoot, bro.
One second.
I used to have to go after class.
I used to have school after class on the boat man, sorry.
What are you doing?
I think we're good, are we good?
You know I used to get pulled after school, back to class.
Yeah, sounds about right.
What'd they say?
I would have to do extra work.
I don't know this is a extracurricular
What was the work that you had to do it?
reading
And then typing on a keyboard
Easy play actually I used to play games still on this one computer. Oh my god. There's like this game that I was so addicted to
Forget what a class of the class. Oh
Burnout paradise. No, it was on the computers UFC three. Oh
Oh
SmackDown vs Rod 2009
That's how I know you're over
Oh, what are you in 2009?
2K12
NBA Live 2009
Did you play Tony Hawk?
No, I played Planet. Oh, that's a good game
Was there any of those?
No, it was on the computer
I forgot it was a website game
It was so good
Trugger?
Tesla run. Angry Birds. Flappy Bird. Angry Birds 2.
No. Math Games. I said no.
Wizard 101. No.
Kronker. No. Cool Math Games. No.
MX. No.
Subway Surfer. No. Rootscape. No.
Club Penguin. No. Maybe. Describe it.
Balloon Tower Defense. No. Fire.
Boy and water girl no mini clip. No happy wheels. No doodle jump. No maze. No Alma. No
Toon Town. No, we're getting closer to that to town. I know that one cool math
No, I'm literally just reading every single chat age of war or Tetris
Crazy tech taxi toss the top of tropical. No closer. We're getting closer Prada key. No
No.
Pirate 101.
No.
God of War.
Kill your boss.
Pop a trick up.
No.
Describe it.
Just describe it.
No.
Tropica.
Fake taxi.
No.
Nitro.
No.
Popless Frieza.
No.
Dumb ways to die.
No.
You're saying it's close to what?
Duck life.
Club Penguin.
Paper top.
Closer.
Closer.
Webpins.
What?
No, we're getting closer now.
Oh my god.
Wait.
I don't know how to describe it.
Once it closes, what you saying?
Oh no.
Closer.
Pants.
No.
Animal jam.
No.
Ooh, Animal Crossing.
Crossy Road.
No.
Webkid.
Closer.
Escape.
No.
Fusion Fall.
No.
Skylanders.
No, but we're getting closer.
Raft Wars.
No.
Jack Smith.
No.
We're getting closer.
I don't know.
Yo-Peds.
It used to be like on Nickelodeon.
It used to be like, it was a commercial.
What?
Yes, it was a commercial to play the game.
Oh, it's those things that you put on the thing?
The big Skylanders?
Oh.
The little thing they put on the big thing.
Disney Infinity.
Hey, guys, heads.
Sims 2, Sims 3, Epic Meal Plan, Neopets, The Sims,
Grant That Auto, Order of Warcraft Pac-Man, Monkey Quest.
Oh.
Galaxy 3.
Monkey Quest.
What is that?
Oh, they played Monkey Quest.
Wait, wait.
Monkey Quest!
Someone got it?
I think.
Is that it?
Wait.
Order of Warcraft, Purple Power, Spitzer 101,
Monkey Balls.
It might be... I think it wasn't into a monkey's.
What was it? What was it?
Adventure Quest. Monkey Ball.
No, Monkey Balls? I know Monkey Balls. That was in the GameCube.
Dude, it is.
It's gonna make me mad.
Mooshy Monsters. Webcams. Wizard of War 1. Spyro.
Balloon Tower Defense. Fake Taxi.
No, it wasn't like...
What are you using big taxi? It's a porn.
I'm literally reading every single chat.
Bro, I'm not even kidding. Who's on Nickelodeon? Who's on a commercials?
He used to be on a plane.
Donkey Kong Leakstar Planet.
What the fuck?
LMFAO. My Springer. My Monster. Skywale.
Oh, My Singing Monsters.
Oregon Trail.
Oregon Trail.
Cabo Hotel. Bank Bus.
Ooh, Bank Bus.
Donkey Kong Monster Power Rangers ABC Mouse Public Agent.
agent aschad gbt super tux w airline oh I know otherwise what black ops one oh
yeah that was not a commercial on Nickelodeon let's go black ops one no I
actually I don't know what it's called and actually making man I don't know
what it is bro I'm pretty sure those monkeys it was like I just said every
game that it could have been just not that describing why is there a seagull in
the highway I was in the Caribbean online
right there
more stables
People wear their horses down there.
Don't be on that.
It pisses me off.
Free realms.
Why is it so beautiful?
I found some staples.
It's probably Monkey Balls.
It might be Monkey Balls.
There's another game, bro.
Yeah, there's a game, bro.
Super Monkey Ball.
No, but Monkey Ball, I know what that is. That's one of the games.
It was like a game online, on your PC.
It's like, oh sign up with this link to play with your friends.
If the low key is similar to like Wizard 101, but like, move and start playing it.
I don't know how to see that one. I don't know if this is sound right, but...
I did fuck with Webkits.
Wildcrux? 2-star?
MathQuest.
Oh, it's close to Toon Town, though.
It's my friend who played Toon Town and they're like, no.
The Rage Game.
I never played Rage Game.
Wizard 101.
No.
Blue tower defense.
Oh shut up!
Van wheels, dandy fans, I'm subway surfers, world of war crap, oh my god.
Codemunkey.
Codemunkey.
Wild prats.
Codemunkey.
Codemunkey club, Pegman.
Wait.
Codemunkey.
Wait.
Wait.
I was about to just call it right there after that one.
Hold on.
Codemunkey.
Is that the one?
No, no, no, that's a Codemunkey.
Oh hell no.
They're saying it's monkey quest bro.
It might be, I don't know.
I look at monkey quest and it just looks too deep.
I'm saying, it doesn't look like what I play.
I could use it for every skin.
Maybe.
Neopets?
You know what that is.
Damn, there's no like,
what's like the cool game for kids nowadays?
Robots.
Really?
It's so like, it's over on there,
it's insane.
It's a Robots Fortnite microphone
for only three games.
That's what kids play nowadays.
That's what kids actually say.
That's so sad.
Fucked up.
We got no people.
They star on all the good shit.
Yeah.
Damn, what was so, do you think,
damn low key having a low blocks channel,
off stream and just forming stupid things
could make you a party?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Should I do that?
Yes.
Should I make a whole new channel?
You play for 30 minutes,
you chop it up and then you make a million dollars.
They just scream the whole time.
And you make sure it's right flashing colors
and play bring your games.
Today we're gonna find out if Ton Ton Ton
can have sex with Charlie Law, Charlie Law.
And then you gotta say,
we're spending 10 billion Robux.
And then you really always-
Drop a comment and subscribe
if you want a chance to enter
for a thousand Robux giveaway.
We're giving away a hundred of these,
a hundred thousand giveaway.
Okay, algorithm work rate?
Oh my God, bro.
I can understand that
when people fucking like me, billions.
Is that what's going on?
Okay, we're in Robo,
we're just gonna train team,
we're gonna take our time.
Well, they're doing that, we're over here begging for fucking subs, bro.
Yeah.
I bet you they don't want to be a YouTuber.
Just a YouTuber only.
I think that's a world where that happens around.
Uh, yeah.
Yeah.
I think that's...
Shit.
What's your area to be going on?
Oh, yeah.
What are you going to do to your car box?
I'm saying like, make a living.
Like, car blocks don't make enough.
They're not can actually only make more than like, $3,000 a month.
I mean, if you put it on that channel, you would be chillin'.
Do you think I could ever make how much money I make off Twitch on YouTube?
Depends.
What was the most amount of money you ever made on a single month on YouTube?
Let's be transparent.
Come on, I'll tell you mine on Twitch.
I don't know exact number around like...
Range only his was like 300.
Just off the ads probably around...
I don't think it was higher than two.
Like around 200.
It's not that sharp.
Yeah, but ads were better than no?
Just ad revenue.
Well, I'm saying this is all the south face.
Is he at the house hey Marlon we miss you, too, guy
Not kidding. He makes he makes me feel happy
To a note 200k check like the biggest month
But that wasn't every month that was like the biggest
Do you guys had the most crazy PL box back then?
Like yeah, yeah
I've never made like six figures in a month off YouTube ever this crazy even now
I've always wondered like that's what I was always saying I was like damn bro I was like
even a streamer you make a lot of money yeah but if I was a millionaire I'd kill me all my
millions the next day you need to ever be anything else that comes out for content
creation that we have YouTube we have streaming and live streaming like
eating is ever gonna be another form of content creation similar yeah some like
better form of short form content that's more monetizable I was gonna say cuz
like tiktok and YouTube shorts like and Instagram rows you can't really
monetize it yeah it's hard to make ad revenue off content but I'm low key
surprised though because something like Snapchat people used to make so much
money over why can't they do it for like tiktok and like Instagram because it's
short for Snapchat you can't just no but you have to click through six images
before you get it out you have to watch 60 seconds of the video before you get
out and you're right it's like 500 clips and then it's like at the end
it's just like a pair of titties from Google yeah and then you get clickbaited
And then you go to the next one
That isn't something to think about though, I wonder who would be what's it called
Where a car what would be like the next big monetizable social media
Platform outside of like twitching YouTube for creators. I
Don't know bro because bro. I'm not kidding
Anyone in the shadows. I've never done tiktok shop, bro
When I came back like from streaming like when I was like first starting again in November like two years ago
we me and Mario did tiktok and
Well my tiktok was making like 25k a month 30k a month off just ads
That and then they changed it out of nowhere and now it's like literally like 400 bucks a month
Well before you used to be able to make money to matter with the length of your video
No, we did minute it was a minute and then if you made a minute at that time if you made it over
and you get like the fucking 10x and now it's only a minute long makes negative money.
The problem is like, why would they change that?
I have no idea. It's so weird.
But that's why everyone does TikTok shop.
I never uh...
That's yeah, people do that.
Do people make a lot of TikTok shop?
I can.
I mean you can and then there's also like live people that live a lot.
Like there's like a whole...
Like there's a whole like live, TikTok live like community, like how Twitch has like
their own like inside jokes.
What do you think about multi-streaming?
I don't think it's a bad shot.
The only reason I think it's not for me at least is because I feel like multi-streaming
people really prefer when you're a gamer.
Oh yeah for sure.
Like I feel like for someone like me if I multi-streamed it wouldn't really make a difference.
It'd be just like you'd also lose some audience.
It's hard to stream on the IRL stream on TikTok because they've been for a lot of like
You can't even say that you can't say a lot of things really. Yeah, you can't say kill you can't say idiot like certain
I mean you probably say like you can't say idiots. I don't know. I've seen some crazy rules
You're a lot of cuss, but
It's pretty
That's nutty like you're not a lot of like
lovers more people on IRL because if you're like
like causing any danger or like harm to yourself or anything like possible, you can get banned.
Like if you're driving a car, like if we're doing this, then you're like reading the chat
and you get banned.
Yeah, that's why I love people who are like, you can't smoke.
All the IRLs are like in stores.
They ban you for chatting sometimes.
And if you only read one chat and the others are banned and it'll be weird.
I can't say Twitch either.
I don't know that.
No, that's a real thing when you're shooting on TikTok.
People on TikTok may be saying the purple app,
because apparently if you say Twitch,
like it doesn't push it on TikTok.
What?
That's TikTok.
That's gotta be some Chinese malware, AI detection, bro.
How's that possible?
That's TikTok right now.
I always think the reason why people say
unalived when it really doesn't matter.
That's scary.
I don't like hearing the word kill.
It gets scared.
Yeah, but never.
Shelter the world has made people
from doing that to the shit.
There's zero reason why you can't say the word kill like I'm sorry like that's some shelter like you're getting too like it makes it like
It means the same like that. I mean people think it
They switch it over. It's us. Oh now right? That's why my algorithm so like that
Mine's been back tomorrow. I wear them fucking sucks
Yeah, I don't really know what that means or what changes my shit still like kind of looks the same
It's owned by a certain people not from the us of my head
I think I know
45 more minutes. Yeah, we're almost home
Here we have those kids came to the house. Yeah, that's fucking weird
That's great, that was a 40 minutes. They just have to snipe us
Just to do nothing.
Just to literally have their shirt off and say hi.
It's crazy that they were actually being chill when I saw them.
Of course I didn't get you.
I know, I told them to leave, they just left, they didn't even have their shirt on.
I missed my spot too.
Trouble me if you guys respect us and you wouldn't have for us.
Why are you so so sad back there?
You just said, thanks for this song.
You only wanted it?
No, that did sound like I said that in a depressed way.
Let me get the hundred subs for that please.
And me, please.
Oh, shit.
Dude, we got home pretty cool.
What a good ass traffic segment, bro.
If they're saying that they want it to be extended.
We can go back on God, we can go back.
I'll have a hostage.
Yo, I tell you, I'm gonna do a stream next week where I'm in OC,
and I'm letting this spark up and be a traffic segment.
Five hours.
You could do that, and it would be funny.
I'm gonna have to figure something shit out.
Roll back.
I gotta, I gotta get through!
Please, my appendix, my appendix, my appendix!
My appendix, my appendix!
Thank you.
Yeah, you were...
Yeah, you were not a pretty one.
I didn't know that that method still worked.
Yeah, I do it in concerts.
No, I've seen you busted out on traffic a lot.
You got a lot of good quick fixes for situations like that.
Yeah, you know, I take advantage.
Listen, bro, we wouldn't even start at the segment yet.
Now we start.
Now the segment's actually about to start, y'all.
Production, get ready.
Get ready, production.
We just gotta figure out where and how we're setting this up.
That's the fun part.
Yeah, it could be fun.
Listen, bro.
I'm listening.
We gotta hit some shit.
Why is there traffic on something like that?
Okay.
Well, come play hard.
Oh, looks like the guy's fixing the house up again early.
I've not seen that car.
Yeah, a whole lot of that fucking music.
Okay.
Okay.
Alright, chat, we're home.
We are home.
All we made it.
That's true.
Oh, gosh.
This is my tomahawk?
Is this yours?
This is me, I think.
And which one's yours?
This one's mine.
I think mine was a little...
I should say, now.
We've got the same thing, I think mine's yours.
That's yours, yours is way heavier.
Okay, are we on it?
Everybody!
Come on, Jack.
Not that I'm fine, Dr. G.
Life's good, bro.
You're so happy, bro.
Trouble me if you're happy right now.
Look at how beautiful our fucking entrance is.
Smells good, too.
Damn, why are you in your room? It's gone.
Go check the door.
And I am everything you want!
You didn't have a lot of it?
No.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I think it's over here.
Is it all old-fashioned in it?
Yeah, it is all old-fashioned.
People.
Well, I don't know.
Here we go.
Hey.
Bad luck to walk under.
Yeah, well, that's pretty clean.
It's fucking gross, Matt.
I see some W's in the chat.
Is it bad luck to walk under a ladder?
No one cares if it's bad luck to go under a ladder.
Bad luck?
Something like that.
Bro, there's no such thing as bad luck in my life.
I've been granted 3,000 years of good luck.
That's true. Sometimes I put it in my room.
Here.
There's way too many rules.
Alright, first things first.
We're taking off the orange step. Everyone knows the rules.
This is swaggy.
Yo, this is swaggy.
Chad, is this swaggy? I thought...
This is nice.
Clean reload, not a bad show.
Not a bad show at all.
Have the gun right here.
What is this, like a musket?
In case the gun gets jammed, just start shoving that down the barrel.
This is nice.
This is what life's about, bro. Spending money on bullshit.
Sure. Spend the money on something you don't need.
Wait, what's the matter with this?
Huh?
All the boys?
We've got to be cooking the salad for the next 10 minutes?
Oh my God.
Don't tell me you got to do this one by one.
There's no way.
There's no
We gotta do it super slow
Dude, there's no way
For you got to do this super slow, I think oh is this a speed loader?
It's gonna be
I think you put it in the gun and then you do that put it in here, right?
Oh easy claps
Porken already
Oh, you can do it put it on the table and then you don't have to you have to hold the mag you just
No, GGs. You know what I'm saying?
I think they're louder.
Okay, okay.
No, GGs.
Come on.
We look fucking stupid.
Come here.
Okay, so I think you can do this.
Yes.
Oh, boys.
What the fuck?
Oh, yeah, see?
Now we're good.
Oh, this is like...
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Right here?
Oh my god.
Hold
Hold
Now it's the big one ready
Something seems
Is it full I got a camera
Is it full you think you're gonna
Listen I just say it's full
This thing broken GG. You're so dumb dumb ass stupid. You broke it dumb ass 100% full. I broke it 100% broken my GG
Brosky oh my god, we're hitting trick shots
This thing's dope
wait I like that it like you don't have to like gas it yeah he's got 50
rounds right check how much 65
Okay, so how do we test this?
There you go.
No, there's a can right there.
You see it?
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
seven eight nine ten dude oh my god I can't hit a shot we're a button
wait did I hit it no bro are you sure I think it would have got a big audio
Oh, is this even going to go through it?
I mean, that's the hit.
No, look.
That's the hit.
We're going to go through it.
Yeah.
Yes, if we get an actual can, like a soda can.
Oh!
Drop some Ws!
It's happening!
Yo, adapt.
It worked.
What?
It went through.
Oh, it did?
Yup.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh, I feel like an idiot.
I just unloaded the whole thing.
Oh my God.
I unloaded the whole thing by
What the whole gun?
Yes, everything.
Are you putting a scope on yours?
I got a scope on it.
Oh no, I'm putting on my scope.
Oh my God, this is like actually listening.
It's a BB's.
What are you doing now?
Oh, do I do this?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You got a guy with a BB?
Yeah.
I got one here.
No.
No.
Oh no.
Oh good.
This is like so stupid.
All right, it's loaded. We have 65 bullets. We're fine.
All right. I'm going to go bring some cans outside.
So we can start setting up. We should move that ladder.
Let's go under the ladder again for good luck.
All right. We need some shit shot that we need to kill.
What do we think of here?
Coco.
I need to get a can that's full.
Yeah, I wish we had some four low-dose.
Alright, we're back to making everything smell like alcohol.
We have to make sure that a bowl can go through this though.
So let's go outside and let's test it out.
Only two?
What's the test?
Maybe we test it with soda cans?
Ooh, right, but who the fuck are all these?
My girlfriend left these?
I'm not eating this.
I think personally I'm not a big left over guy. I think that's the girls or shit over the french fries off
You're eating going soft right from this is not bad for you. It's
I
I swear guys this is my view.
It's not good for you.
It's a lock-in bro, it's a great lock-in.
It's not even bad for you, I swear we're on.
Yeah but it's not good.
Okay, we'll bring three.
We'll test.
Sparkard player.
All right, the test we're going to work out, we got to see if it goes through the big one or the small one.
Oh, look again. It's steep. It does smell like shits.
And it tastes like shit too. Now that we're done with this sponsor, allegedly.
All right, we got to test.
I got one in well you have one in
All right
it works oh yeah the coyotes are gonna come tonight they're gonna smell this alcohol
boys this alcohol oh my god yeah instant smell it doesn't damage anything I just
get clean right? Yeah it'll get clean it's just wait the house damages wait a
nap. Poor local didn't damage anything in the house, right? What? It's not gonna
damage anything right? What? Liquid? I mean we can't get in trouble, right?
side of entreaty
where
side
you guys just love trolling me
I'm not kidding wait for my time
I'm gonna host my own charity match
I'm gonna one-up the sidemen, but I'm not worried. I'm actually not worried. That's serious. I
Swear, bro. We are gonna become the next sidemen. We're gonna become the men man. Oh
Fuck the sidemen. I'm it's the men men now. How about that, bro? About fucking that
Oh
I'm ready bro you ready what are you building over here
I got my scope, bro.
I've had my scope.
Bro, you're not using the scope.
You're doing it to make sure that.
What is he doing?
Oh, you made him really tired.
Yep, bro.
Oh, my goodness.
What?
OK.
Bro, put on the scope, bro.
You know how many, you're no scope, bro.
Why do you need a scope for a fashion?
Yeah.
So like, we need a movie, so that it's not working out.
All right, I'm going to go for a shot.
So we're supposed to put these way over here.
All right.
There we go.
Maybe stand right over there.
I'm going for a 4L, classic 360.
I'm going to go for an on the ground shot.
Let's just test it without the fast.
I feel good, I feel powerful.
I actually feel powerful while we wait for
a depth of practice.
Where'd it go?
We probably should be careful, huh?
Yeah, we'll have that.
Could definitely get out of here.
You see this?
I don't need to look when I shoot.
Oh my God, it would have been so cool, bro.
It would have been so cool if all I did was just do this,
this, oh my God, I'm just,
I just wish I was that cool,
where all I had to do was just look once,
look at it, and then go, damn, bro.
Imagine how fucking cool it would be
if I loaded the gun, aimed the gun,
Just like that, looked away and is it close?
Is it close?
How was we though?
Yo, Jack, y'all always tell me I'm not a shooter.
Ron, you're never good at any video games, Ron.
Bro, you guys have clearly never
seen me shoot in real life.
Literally, right there, aim right there, and kapow.
Did I hit it?
That scared me.
Straight into the 7-Eleven.
There's no way it's that hard just to fucking aim it
and then just hit it.
I said it?
No.
It moved.
It didn't.
Did I hit Mark for it?
No way.
I think I hit Mark because I ran it over there.
Is that it right here?
I feel like I'm gonna have to go through it.
Fucking hit markers follow me to real life.
Fucking hit markers follow me to real life,
Yeah
So cool like how you did it. I'm just waiting for him chat, and then we're gonna start the shop
You know what we need to do
Can you throw that war over for me?
Throw it up high as you can
High as you fucking can
Turn on the fire.
Fuck.
Should we try the lens?
Should we break the lens?
No.
Will it even go through if I hit it?
It would give audio.
Oh yeah. Oh my god it went through.
Right? There's a hole.
There's a hole.
No way that was the same one. Hold on, I'm gonna try again.
Oh, shit.
I'm not gonna lie, we should...
Yo, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You can't hit that can right up there.
Hit that can right up there. First try.
This guy swears he's cool, bruh. Whatever.
That's cool, bro, former W's do what you got to do, bro
Look at me bro. How can you get the next clip? No, I
Fucked he just hit how for do you think this shoots like if I
Bro, I gotta hit that fucking
All right champ we're about to start the check shotting get your W's ready in a minute
We're gonna load this back up
We should be starting momentarily load yours. It's kind of stupid, but you got to just put it like here
And then you just go like this and then you don't the fuck is
One by one do it if you slide up and you got it
Well, I made sure I got the one that didn't need that much like like it's super easy like
Like, that's why I didn't get gas.
Is yours gas or no?
I have like this?
Yeah.
We'll just kind of like make sure you like.
You do have gas?
I don't like it, no.
See, they're coming only like.
Oh, wow.
Do you have it?
That's not efficient.
This is so nice.
I want to go hunting.
We should do hunting for a stream.
I'm doing what Tico.
You want to try it?
I forgot.
I forgot.
This thing mudded.
What are you muttering about?
Push it down, hold it down a little bit too.
Yeah, I'm like, maybe a foot.
What is this?
You give me candy?
Yeah.
Oh.
Frog loop.
It's a protein thing.
There we go.
There we go.
There we go.
You're down.
You're down.
I forgot.
What?
Nope.
I'm done.
I'm done.
Okay.
What are you doing right now?
What?
They're probably...
Oh.
oh wow okay we gotta look at a box that's like no damages at all
oh my god
This is dangerous when we grab long.
Does this cut shit easily like this?
Oh this is a real deal.
Oh my god.
I'm going to go for it.
I'm going to go for it.
Eight.
Two.
Ooh!
That would work.
I would work
What the fuck is this I just got a channel warning in my own twitch chat for what it says get off my website you ugly fat-ass Dan Clancy
What
The lawn just said what?
So this is probably more stable?
I think, right, Jack? Would this work?
Ron, we're trying to get the volume segment going.
Well, let me have you.
Here, look at what I have.
This is the magnet?
Yeah.
It might be full.
It might be full.
For real?
fill the hole then push the mag to load it
hey you're supposed to fill this i think no
really? really?
what?
right?
i didn't push it down
no
no definitely not
no it's not an handbrake
oh i don't mind
are you sure?
i don't know
i don't know how to do this
oh no that's not
i think you have a thing on this
yeah my owners this house can be mad as fuck
I think it's biodegradable.
Well, good luck to the guy who owns this house.
Hopefully he doesn't clip us.
I mean, I don't think it's supposed to be fast.
It might be full.
It might be full.
How many do you say it was?
Twenty-five?
All right.
Stand back.
I mean, you got nothing there.
I'm testing it.
Yeah, it's a lot harder than that.
Look, it went in kinda.
I wanna see it, like, is it possible?
Like, no.
Maybe if you throw it, it's like,
really gonna throw it some anger.
What?
I'm telling you, I think it,
you really can't, and that's just the real deal.
Wait, it went through.
Dude.
One more?
Maybe?
It's really throw hard.
I feel like a pussy.
It's working. Where is it?
Where to go?
Do lose it?
Not bad.
Should we test how sharp it is?
Oh, see you later, mate.
Bro, this is nice.
Wait, where's my girl-girl friend?
Is she grown?
Wait, she's huge.
Bro said you ruined the sofa.
Do you know that sofa is literally deflating on the other side?
Open your eyes, that mask.
All right, I'm ready. I feel good.
Uh, Jack's been putting Ws for like an hour,
not for my energy, for those who are amazing.
All right, yeah, what kind of trick shot should we go for?
I feel like we got a...
We don't have a trampoline.
So, like, we're gonna have to do some, like,
off the ladder, we're gonna have to do a ladder stall,
for sure.
Ladder stall?
Okay, where should we prop this can at?
Should we do up there?
Uh, nice can of windows.
Oh, what is there to win? Who cares?
We're our dads. We have an option here.
We gotta go for a ladder stall, right?
Wait, you have food? I have some food?
What kind of food is it?
It's an old airman's bag I gotta reheat. Here you go.
Thank you.
You want one? No, I got one for me.
Dude, this meat does not... I've never seen the meat look like this.
Do not eat this.
That's fat.
I've had this a hundred times, I've never seen that.
This piece of the ribs?
No, that's so bad for me, no.
Don't eat that.
I'll throw it away.
Here, come on, we gotta start this.
We gotta start this segment.
I'm going under the ladder, it's bad luck.
Back off, get in the house.
Oh, you're walking right here, huh?
Now be my office.
You see it here?
Shall we?
We gotta get a cleaner going here.
Before it's too late.
Alright.
Yeah, where should we set up?
What are they thinking?
What are they thinking, huh?
What are they thinking? Where the fuck is she doing?
Huh?
Back up.
Back up.
Leave me alone, bro.
Stop! I'm gonna receive you later. Stop.
Hezzy. Hezzy. Hezzy.
Who are we thinking?
Poor local. You're going to get so drunk.
See the bits right here.
See the bits right here.
But what if I hit the window?
Okay, yeah, I've got all the doors.
But we got to aim it this way.
So I think we keep it...
Good.
Okay, I think we use this chair as a body.
The chair?
So,
it's not gonna be that big of a deal if you set it up.
How the fuck are we gonna do it, but on string?
We could be resourceful.
Right?
I feel like this is fire.
He's gotta hit one.
Is this not?
What?
It's either he hit his body or he hit his head.
Yeah, yeah, you want to just do like that and then maybe we got to go for simple shots, bro
Then we open
Wow moto moto
Listen, bro
True shots part two. They said we were bad. They said we were ass. They said that we're dog shit. Whatever might be
Listen, listen bro, right we gotta switch it up. We're going for we gotta hit three shots minimum minimum
We gotta hit three shots before we get out of here. Okay, okay
We got to start easy then hard then the hardest so we got to set some of easy
What is the easiest shot for us to hit? You know not easy but mediocre and we get my gun
One where we're standing we got to hit I we got to look we're gonna look cool. I love you pose. I'll be close
Damn I wish I had this go
You guys got emotes on your D-Pub?
I just like normally have the inspect.
What the fuck?
Wait, how did you do this?
What are you doing?
What is this angle?
No one wants to see this angle.
What are you doing?
First shot
You're the one.
Here we go.
Oh my god.
Wait, it's on backwards.
Is it?
I'm gonna tighten it.
I'm gonna tighten it.
Bang.
Look at this.
L96.
Oh yeah, we'll see shit.
There we go.
All right.
All right.
I already knew that.
All right.
Are you ready?
Yeah, five.
Give it a five.
Let's go.
Welcome to IRL Trick Sharks Part 2. Boom!
Wait, what?
No, read it, read it, read it.
No, that was good.
Alright.
Welcome to IRL Trick Sharks Part 2!
Okay, yeah.
I like that one.
I like that one, yeah.
Alright, what is our objective here today?
We've got to hit a banger.
Listen bro, last time we hit a clip, we went viral.
Bro, we can't just hit no 360.
We can't, you see what I'm seeing?
What?
Blaze?
No, behind him.
What?
The fool.
Yeah.
We need to go for a suicide shot.
Not yet, but we will.
There's gonna be an opportunity, one opportunity to go for one suicide shot.
What do you want to start with?
Um, we gotta set the camera.
I can't a little bit careful here with this.
I mean, we can start.
Slow down.
I think we just start slow. Let's just see if we have our accuracy down. Okay, so we want to start with one kid
Yeah, just hitting the one kid. All right first first trick shot
We call this one
What do we call this one?
We got we got come on bro. We gotta edit this up, bro. They'll edit this up
Listen bro dude perfect has cool intros. We got to think of like a cool intro like
How are we getting channel warnings in our own store
This thing
No, oh my you're so lame. I'm not even this is so boring this dude wants to be safe
He wants to be safe
Like what happened to him, bro?
What'd you do? You were there for a dap-up?
Not here now, I'm going to go to my crone.
There's a- I'll delete the clip off my channel right now.
That's fine, I got it on mine.
It's on my- it's on my channel with so many-
Hold on, let me go to my clips.
I see it back to back.
Two hundred three K.
Nine months ago.
This weak ass shot.
Wait.
I'll do that.
Hold on, wait.
Oh!
Where you hit it?
Did he?
Yeah, you did.
Yeah, you did
Look I skimmed it that's why
It was okay, it was okay. It was cool bro. It was cool. It's neat. It was neat. Yeah, it was neat
But watch we're gonna do that today
we're gonna do that to neighbor I'm not worried I'm dead ass not worried but I'm
a real trick-shotter all right when I watched phase growing up before I got
kicked from them I had that shit
I don't need no eye protection.
I need eye protection.
Fuck no, you told me to hold.
I need it.
My leg's hurt, I don't want to do this.
Okay, we got to think of some shots.
Chad, help me brainstorm.
Oh, bring him here, maybe the sinker.
Help me brainstorm.
What type of shots obviously we gotta go for the basic then we got to go for the latter so then we got to do the suicide
Maybe a dolphin dive
Where you going
Down the hill drive-by shot
That's not Oro, bro. Where can we? I'm trying to think. What can we do? We gotta switch it up.
That's our big problem right now. We're gonna do something like, you know what our goal is to be?
We should look like, they should edit it into a montage. We're gonna have like 20 cans.
Like I should be on some shit where I'm on some like chill shit like this like like
I have the idea. I have the idea. I have the idea
We recreate what dude perfect us we create like 15 different shots, and then they make it into a montage with like music in the background
You know I'm talking about yeah, I call this one here. I'll start it. We'll go back to back
I go then you go I go you know I call this one the chill shot
My name is Stabel Renoto and I call this the chill shot.
The sit back, you added more lines.
I call this one the chill shot.
Sit back, relax and take a shot.
I call this one the chill shot.
Just sit back, relax, take a shot.
Did I hit it?
I hit the fucking chair.
No, no, no, we could also do back, like.
Um, let me see what I can do.
Is this one already blown up?
You're gonna see my shot.
Is this one already blown up?
No, I don't know.
I need it in the mic.
Bro, I can do a hip fire.
Bro, we have to create like 20 different shots
that people are gonna go fucking crazy about.
You gotta think about this post-edits, you know?
Go ahead, hit the chill shot, all right?
I call this, I call this one the chill shot.
You sit back, relax, take a shot.
Nice.
Hey, now they're gonna edit that, that's fire!
First shot done!
Let's go!
Not bad.
All right, now you, where do you want yours at?
Same spot. Fuck it.
On the chair?
Yeah.
I'm going to try to just do, like, all the way through here.
You got to.
And then you shoot right away.
Just straight off the hip.
Like, you step on the hip, all the way through here.
Got it.
This is perfect.
You got to call them.
You got to be like, I'm facing that.
Oh, no.
I'm a dad.
Sorry.
I'm so used to it.
I'm a dad.
And this.
Now, but this isn't a good enough one to do at the intro.
Well, no, they're going to be like,
let's give them a call.
Let me see if I can even do this.
Ready?
I'm going to try to hit fire.
Ready?
Two out.
You gotta call it, you gotta call it.
Call it.
Call it what?
I'm adapt and this, come on, bro,
that dude Perfect does this.
Like what?
Like I'm adapt and this is Old Western shop.
You stand for me.
Ah!
Hold on, ready?
Come on.
Hip fire, ready?
Stay the way.
Ladies, I'd be careful about ricocheting,
it's all in your head.
Oh, you hit the chair.
You should get it on your face.
Now, are you gonna hold it in my hand?
Oh my, what is this thing here?
I gotta get out of here, hold on, hold on.
Oh, you got it.
But this is not a cool shot.
So then do something different.
You're not a trick shotter.
All you do is the basic shots.
Stupid shots and you can't even hit.
Oh, I'm a duck, I'm gonna do the western shot.
You don't even fucking hit it.
What do you mean?
You can't hit the thing.
No, they aren't.
Empty.
Damn.
Are you two bullets in there?
No, I don't know.
I thought I'd load you this.
I wouldn't be good, right?
No, the dude would be like this.
He'd be like this.
I don't fake my size!
I'm getting new cans!
Oh, I'm a demon!
No we gotta do.
Where do you think?
I think instead of going through the duperfetch shit, I think we do a road.
You know to like trick him.
So basically like we have ten shots whoever gets the most out of ten.
All right, go to the show.
Hey buddy, that's a better game show.
Reach for your note check.
Hey buddy, I thought about it.
Instead of going for just shots,
let's play a game of like horse.
Calm down, wanna play horse?
Oh, that could be fun, actually.
I think that's our best bet.
Horse, what do you think?
Thought about it now.
What do you think, do you like that?
Of course, and then the last one
did gotta be a tough one.
What are they saying? I've got no visual over here, and I'll be right on my fucking phone for some reason.
Do we need better angles? Maybe? Oh, I know we do. We have two different angles. I like that.
They're like minimize, you know what I'm saying? Like one, one, one.
One, one, one.
I don't know an efficient way to load this up. I might need you to give me a chance though.
Well, to be honest, there'd be light if you just put 25 in there on the hand.
Yeah, like by hand. Yeah, it's faster than, probably than that.
No, it's just sometimes your glitches, see.
Okay, and now what?
Sometimes it's not about what, it's about when.
Right now, it's now.
Oh, you dumbass, you do it like this, look.
You got it?
Bring the crane over here, no, we don't need the crane.
Does anyone know how to do this?
That's what we were, that was our issue.
Is anyone smart in this job?
I doubt this doesn't really make sense.
I don't know, yeah, that's what I was saying.
Do what you're saying, put it in one by one with your hand.
But that also would be seen.
But you get one in and then what it's like, this doesn't make any sense
Look you get one, but then what are you sure that's what's put it in this like
Are you sure
Like this
I'm going to go off right now.
Are they happy?
As long as my chat's happy, I'm happy.
It's almost...
Doesn't fucking work!
It would just be faster to do 25 of those.
But no, there has to be a way.
There should be a way.
What are they saying?
Look up.
I'm so confused how this works.
I'm just doing it by hand around.
Oh, guys, there's no...
No Pepsi equals Spam, no W.
All right, whatever.
That was great.
How many have we gotten there?
One.
One?
I'm just confused.
Once you figure it out, it'll be fine, but like...
Let's spit that one back out.
Dude, these things...
What's the math on this one?
How many can fit?
I think 25.
Yeah, let me help.
Yeah, try to go bite with your hand.
Bite?
Just by hand.
One by one, like with your hand, ready?
You said bite.
I first bite too.
I said bite hand.
Why don't you just chew on them?
Because you told me to?
When did you get glasses?
Are those cold horse glasses?
Glasses.
I said read the instructions.
Yeah, read the instructions, bro.
Yeah, I guess we're going to do that?
We're fucking grown men.
Squeeze it, then load it.
I'm not sure about the methods here y'all, but we got one there.
I'm the smartest fucking human.
I don't need dumbasses in this chat that tell me what to do.
You know what's crazy?
What's crazy?
I actually think I'm one of the smartest human.
Just a mag for an arrow.
Check if you've got a tab and you could pull grown men,
read, and strut.
I think we're good.
Yeah, well, you just got to go by hand.
Maybe it's faster than not being able to at all.
Maybe the chat will fucking tell us so we can figure it out.
Chad said a lot of stupid shit.
Yeah.
A lot of stupid idiots in this fucking chat.
They think they, you know what it is?
They are entitled.
They're like, oh, we know everything.
You guys are the dumbasses.
Bro.
They know a lot of shit though.
I'm not gonna lie.
No, they don't.
They're like the closest thing to omniscient being
I've ever seen.
Of what?
Omniscient being.
Who's that?
Omniscient, like, all-knowing,
kind of mysterious, celestial.
Add it to your guys' bag.
Plus one.
I'm gonna pick this.
Low key, I'm perplexed right now.
Ooh, back to back.
All right, so what do you want to do, first shot?
Go for it, what do you want?
Set up a horse, first one to hit it.
Okay, let's play horse.
We'll do horse, we've both got to hit the same shot.
I'll put four loco, oh.
You think four loco's happy about this?
Fucking fly in my face.
Oh, why does fly fly in my face?
Why, why do you never guess?
I think I got a full mag for you
Oh the gilly holds shot
All right, I'm gonna need you for one of these shots
above your head and you're gonna trust me.
Man, that guy for just showing up.
You're fucking late.
Clatter-soled trick shot. Uh...
Outlaw, add the horse thing now or you're fired.
I love your eye now.
I mean, there's not a whole lot we can pop it off with.
Bro, we had a tiny backyard. What are you talking about?
We can do anything we put our minds to.
Just throw it right here. Hold on.
Oh, I got an idea.
Go ahead.
Is there a floaty in the pool?
Hmm. I think all of our floaties are deflated and gone.
Where did they go?
There's a surfboard over there.
Whoa!
Okay, so we put it on the surfboard, in the water, but then the four loco bucks up the pool we got.
Yeah, and then mine, hold on.
Who told my dad?
Who cares?
I don't know.
Oh, they're gonna have to fix the damage anyway. We already paid.
Let's make them work for it.
Well, if we make more damages, then we're gonna have to pay for more damages.
He sounds like a dad.
Can I get a few more phones, please?
They're dead serious.
Oh
It's
Alright first shot I'm gonna call this one the
Chinese shop
I wonder why
I'm going to hide this bad boy right here.
It's a little hard shot here.
You're probably wondering why Chinese?
Well, look who's in the way.
Now this shot is an interesting one.
Be careful if you hit a window.
I don't hit windows, buddy.
Through the tray, tiny angle.
so I go from multiple or no that's you three shots each yeah no no even see it
look at it it's so fucking hard to hit this why did I make this money a lot of
Like you got a really cool
Come on no close
Whoa cool, but the way to do it the way to do it buddy is go like this you ain't little then you go
No, I was on it! Oh my god, I grazed the tech. Dude, oh my.
Dude, shut up about these goggles.
It's right there, can they see?
It's hard to see.
I think you zoom in Gilbert and we tell the mods to put both angles. What do you think?
Too high.
Too high.
Too high.
Hmm.
Now listen, it's okay.
You gotta learn through things.
Right?
Okay.
Can someone be able to do that for adoption,
not be at your face?
No.
Or should I be in your shoulder?
Dude, oh my God, I'm so fucking close.
I feel like a fucking dunderhead.
You know what, maybe Lays, you stay close to it?
Yeah.
Oh, you're fine.
Standing in the door.
No, it's okay.
Like this?
I'll just have both angles.
I don't know where the fuck to stand without dying.
Bro, just shut up.
You're okay.
That's perfect!
That's perfect!
Stand right there!
I'll be honest.
Well, you're looking this...
Come on, bro.
No, are you insane?
This isn't yeah, you're right next to the target. I don't know. I don't like it at all
Yeah, I would try to shut up your he's fine. Oh, I don't like yeah
Either way, I don't like it. Oh ladies you
I would I would say okay. It's all right here
No, it's right there!
It's right there!
It's right there!
Yeah, I'm gonna move it.
Oh, shit, you're going for a new shot?
Yeah, I really like that pop.
Okay.
I'm gonna go for a chair shot again.
Simple, yet easy.
But why so easy?
Put the wet.
table yeah that's okay what should we do
hit fire again or you're going to hit fire shot I don't know or maybe
don't complain
through the ladder
oh hit fire though
through boat oh that's not your night
hit fire through the ladder can you do that I don't think you can do that
That's not possible right here. So
I think you're shooting the floor
That was the ladder that was the ladder
Maybe whoever hits it first, and then we go from there. How many shots it takes? That was four.
Five.
That guy's dead already, huh?
One more.
Damn, that one was close.
It's okay.
You're good, but...
What?
Okay, I'll stuff the fucking ladder.
So, nap, dude.
Fucking hell!
Put the gun down.
I
Get a chance to match it now. Okay, two shots here. I'll put it back. I do that
Actually, I shot six you shot too, so I think I just get the letter
No, I know I didn't make it though, so I get a chance to match
He did he would be shot through a higher what
Oh
Nail to nil
We've got to go to pig. I would normally go for stuff like this. I would say let's play FAZE, but that doesn't make sense anymore
Oh, okay. Yeah, what's a three letter word or four letter word chat? We should play for
Yo, buddy. I'm not playing around raw now or you're getting packed for a month Dan
He acknowledged that one, Dan. Football teams outside. They're saying four, y'all.
M-S-F-N. We can play M-S-F-N. M-S-F-N.
Okay, bro.
Is it gonna rain anytime soon? I hope it does.
Okay.
okay I'm going for a skeet shot okay what's that throw it in the sky and
shoot it on the sky you gotta shoot it okay this one's gonna be interesting
one so basically the way this shot works is load you could aim if you're
doing well you take your left hand
One more shot, it can't hurt.
One more.
It can't hurt.
I think that's it.
Okay, that shot didn't work.
That shot didn't work.
Okay, so I call this shot blacked.
So, basically, the four locals came.
He surrounded by two water bottles.
I want to fuck them.
So, he's about to come.
The four locals are about to come.
You go to the center of it.
It's a little, like, split right here?
Yeah.
Oh.
Yeah, hold on.
Ah, hold on.
I'm just gonna walk.
I think I record you on this one.
Go where there's the can.
You're showing him.
I think so, yeah.
I think you canned him.
Right at the house, Ron.
Four shots.
Four shots!
Four shots!
No, bro! We had a bottom freedom.
Was he just mounted on that APG couch?
Yeah, that couch might be covered in four loco now
Minus how much
3000
They'll probably run you like for say if you're awesome random reason. No for some reason where I find out the bet
That piece of furniture I imported from
I don't know.
Someone or you.
Don't worry about the chair, brother.
Look at this house.
I want you to be...
It's probably very sensible.
Who's that?
I don't know.
Who do you have?
I want to be honest with you.
If the chat is worried about damages...
Well, we're a little far past that right now.
Oh, I don't know.
There you go.
Oh.
Sorry.
I just want to let that be.
The end of the shed, bud.
Right here after me getting four shots.
Four shots.
By the way...
You like swimming or not?
My last shot was before I drop and dive out of the pool.
So you better be ready.
I gotta hit it.
I gotta hit it.
Four shots is what you get.
You can look at this all.
Hold on a minute.
Hold on.
You good, Gilly?
Yep.
You got this.
Well, it's a fucking audition.
Let me now draw a hit.
One.
Two.
Three.
Four.
I'll let you take this one, bro. Go set up a spot that you want, since I got you a ladder.
Okay, so it's what? M to nothing.
M to nothing.
I'm gonna take it.
Bro, I knew I was a better trick shotter.
Bro, I'm lowkey made for this.
Like, dead serious. Bro, he's a fraud.
He's a fraud.
I
For shot on your bike, are you sure about this one? Oh
Maybe the stairs shot he's shown upstairs
Look at you, bro, you're nervous. I'm the real trick shot a row. There's a hard scope
That's even a hard scope. That's not a trick shot at all
Shouldn't be happy about that shot. She was ass
I threw it in, it was great too.
It was kind of a kick.
It was through the 7-11.
Look, it was like, oh look at me on the gun.
That's cool. That's cool as fuck.
It was so weird.
Where's he going?
Where is it?
Oh shit.
Underneath the shed.
We're under the community block.
Yo bro, you get a dash now? I'll get the thing?
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Oh, that was at me!
Ready?
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Oh, that was close.
Hold on.
They're not hitting that, bro.
Hello?
I can't tell.
I'm not going to lie, bro. You haven't hit a shot.
Oh!
That was close.
Holy shit.
You're getting close.
One more?
You're getting close, but not close enough.
There you go.
I
Called this one the cum shot
I'm about to, I'm about to, I'm about to, I'm about to!
Dude, this is hard!
Yeah.
You think kids would do this at home like today we're on?
I mean, yeah, I do.
I feel like we're just like, money-neighors are spending all of our money.
What?
I don't know, we're just bored, like this is amazing.
We have.
We could spend a lot more money, actually.
Dude, if I was a millionaire, I'd give away all my money.
So you wouldn't be a millionaire for more than a day or something?
Not even close! Or would I do this?
Fuck. You got ammo in yours?
I don't know.
Let's try again?
Yeah. Let's see.
Hold on. You gotta line it up.
I don't think you can do this.
Oh! That feels like it's going in a right direction.
It's going almost there.
Hold on.
Too low.
Hold on.
Did you just shit yourself?
No, I farted it.
Can you hit a shot, bro?
Next one.
I'm not sure if you can shoot it.
I hear it.
No.
That one right now.
It's okay.
I'm on you.
Someone said to anyone else, confused.
On what?
That was just funny.
I couldn't just swing you around.
Well, how do you shut up and watch this video?
Four.
You want me to say it again dude, they're so confused. What are you even doing up and watch this?
You got a lot better. What are you doing? Oh, see now you're getting creative. I know
I don't care if it's simple, I don't want to see it bad, imagine I had some basic shit and he was just missing.
He was just playing and he didn't even have a shot at me.
What's up bro?
It's no funny.
There.
Fuck!
Oh I thought that was there.
Wait I went right back to us.
They get to slide.
I'm gonna create a new shot.
For the fishing pole.
I call this one the, the uh, the uh, you caught one.
caught one so you start up like you're like your rides in the water oh shit I
caught oh shit I caught oh shit oh shit I'm trying to catch it I'm trying to
catch it I'm trying to catch it I'm trying to catch it okay I call this one
the boner shop
fuck
bro i wish we were good at this
i'm not ammo
fuck bro
yes bro
i think i'm gonna go for the dolphin dive shot
as well
But what if I miss and I'm just soaked?
Yeah, but then you can try again.
Or the whole point of this is we're trying to make a montage.
Well, let's think about it though,
that last time all we did was one single shot
and the world went crazy.
What a single shot.
No, we did one big one though.
The other one was lame.
It was just like point blank like,
bro the boner shot could go viral if I just.
watch the stream. We went for that shot for like 45 minutes.
And then I finally get back to that. I keep both on. I'm
gonna go get ammo.
Oh,
gotta go for the dolphin.
Are you sure?
Where's my thing?
Can you grab it? So really?
What is it? I think a long thing.
That kind of seems down. Is it that side?
I'm having a blast. Anyone else?
I'm just chilling, bro. I'm having fun.
If he needs some like, more than courage to do it.
I'm not even fucking wasting any, shut up!
I'm actually, I'm doing good.
He can't even hit a shot.
Oh
I'm lit
Or maybe I start seeing his keywords
Yo ladies, we're gonna get hot dogs
What?
I heard that.
Come on.
What are you talking about?
Tell me, I'm just going to scrap.
What are you talking about?
Like, ladies are just talking to me like, bro, we should probably scrap this.
We should just eat hot dogs.
For real?
Yeah, but like, the last time we were in a car ride,
the last time we were in a car ride, we didn't have listen to music.
So I'm trying to think, we should go get hot dogs
and listen to, like, Juice World or something.
That could be kind of fine.
Yeah, that could be kind of nice. Yeah, I can't just drop 20 inch glitz to I can't drop 20 inch hot dogs
Oh my god, can we get those after we get a shot that's our reward bro you heard
I don't know if it's real or not.
Like action-challenged.
I need someone like to actually see if that's real.
I think it was a troll.
It's got to be a troll, right?
No, they said it's only in Dubai.
Only in Europe.
But why are they gatekeeping?
They're gatekeeping Glicks.
Let's just pick our own.
What are our problems?
Just shut up.
Shoot it. Oh god. We'll break the camera anything. I think you roll a percent like from scratch. Yeah, wait
I'm trying to kill myself.
I'm kidding.
What are we doing this time?
The dogs?
I think I have one chance though.
Okay, they need to come stand by you so I can get you in.
Yeah, one chance.
Ah, I should have another shot at them.
You wanna make a dab?
You wanna make a dab work for this shot, ready?
Fuck off, dawg!
I wanna make it work for this.
Ready?
What is this, dude?
The Diddy shell? Are you supposed to bounce on the ball?
Fuck up, dog.
I call this one the dinny shot.
There it is. I hit it.
I hit it. Is he not going to go for my same shot?
same shot? You gotta go for it. Bro, I'll hit it back to back. Oh, two shots is all
the time. You gotta get it. You're not gonna go for the shot. Bro, the diddy shot.
What, Colton?
Yeah, what happened to him?
Dude, I hit the Diddy shot.
You taking the letter?
Oh my God, there's your can right there.
Go do something with it, bro.
Gilbert, I think you record a can and I'll record them
because you have a way better zoom.
The zoom on here is not good enough.
Instead of the dab, then.
Great, great, Zoom.
No, I'm not.
So, Barry's bad?
Huh?
Okay, where am I putting this?
Pretty much.
I don't know what else I'm going to put it.
You got your chrome arts glasses.
You know what I'm saying?
You got a chrome t-shirt.
I mean, it's a chrome, I don't know how to...
You got your ultra pants.
You got your shoes.
You got the beautiful face.
What else do you need in life, bro?
Look at you.
You're handsome.
You're sexy.
You look good.
Why are you talking to me like that?
You're talking to me in confidence, you seem kind of down. Let's go.
Bro, like, do you need a hot dog? I don't know if he is.
Yeah, maybe he should go, maybe he should order one.
I'm happy as can be.
He could do it as long maybe.
My balls stink like forloko.
It's wreaks, I wish we didn't use forloko, but I don't know what else we would do.
It's just yeah, it's just stone
This is the easiest thing to clean this
No, I think it's gonna be a big cleaning
I'm broke the whole house has to get clean the entire house like clean
I don't think you guys are gonna be I mean
It's gonna be a lot
But whoever has to clean it, it needs to get picked back.
Why is the camera on me?
I don't know.
Wait.
I doubt people are changing to that.
No, I'm confused with what we're doing.
Wait.
Yeah, what the-
I'm confused.
I think it's just like taking a little bit because we're still placing the-
Yeah, I don't know what-
Yeah, why-
Well, I was-
Well, he was supposed to place it, but he hasn't placed it yet.
Mom was waiting to figure out where to place it, but mine's out of Chats and hot dogs out of town.
Oh yeah, cause we're talking Mahata over here.
We're talking Mahata.
I was asking, I should put this here, everyone's just talking about Mahata.
How many?
Okay, hold on.
Where should we, you got a spot, man?
I don't think it, I got nothing.
I'm just staying with him, right?
You can do the surf board.
Oh my god, I'm not a throw up, it seems so bad.
I like this spot.
I know.
Put the floor on the pool, put the top on the.
I just want to hit it behind the back.
Now I've got ghillie beer, the hot dog.
I'm just going to go behind the back.
Wait.
Wait.
What?
OK, I'll be here.
OK.
And then I'll be here.
And ladies and good there.
Are you doing the same shot?
No.
Ugh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Did he hit it?
No.
It's not quite.
Hold on.
Wait.
It's going to hit.
Ready?
Damn.
You fucking suck!
You can't hit a shot, you suck!
What was that?
I said, you can't hit a shot, you suck!
Damn.
I said, you can't hit a shot, you...
I'm not hitting my head here.
You're pissing me off.
Oh, that was right there
All right
It's fine over there. I can't really see
I'm out. Which one was it? The left one? Left one
Holy shit, what do you call this one over your headpiece
Okay, I'm calling this one the cum shot.
Oh, God.
Why do you keep freaking out all these shots?
You're just spamming.
I'm gonna cum.
I'm gonna cum.
I'm gonna cum.
I'm gonna cum.
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what shot to hit, bro.
We haven't hit a shot.
Bro, wash.
Last time we had one shot.
We've had four different shots and we can't fucking hit it all the time when
we hit that one shot.
You know what I remember?
For an hour we missed and then we hit the shot.
Oh, God.
for an hour we miss and then we hit the shot oh god you were fucking there you
were there you heard yeah you know what to make the shit interesting we gotta go
for the dolphin dot shot yeah you could run it I gotta get a letter first I'm
I'm safe and I'm safe and mine's uh, for fine.
You're right, bro.
Alright, Baron, stop it.
Okay, how cold is it?
Ooh, it's a little chilly. Is this gonna get me sick?
Uh, good. Is it gonna get me sick, you think?
I don't think it's cold enough outside.
It hasn't been cleaned in like, uh, too much though.
I don't think it's gonna get sick.
Let's...
Let's just do some...
Okay, the gun's gonna be fine.
I call this one...
Are you sure this is it after this?
I'm gonna, like...
Wait, you're about to dolphin dive into the pool?
Yeah, you think so or not?
Fuck it.
If anyone's gonna do it, it's you.
Ah! Ah!
Oh no! Oh no!
Oh no!
No!
No, I wish I had it.
Oh my god, it's fucking freezing. Oh my god, it's fucking freezing. Oh my god, it's fucking freezing. Oh okay.
You hit it though.
Yo that would be legendary if you hit it.
Fuck!
You made the sound effect too?
It's so cold.
You hit it though look.
Oh god.
My life.
Worse hit though, worse hit.
Yo that's so cool.
Nice freezing.
Is your gun still working?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god that was fucking freezing.
Bro, did you hear the dolphin noise you made down at the end of the lair?
God fucking dammit!
It's okay, we're dying off fixing your gun.
It still works!
Oh my god.
It's freezing!
You gotta try again.
Try and make yourself a semi-dialect.
Dry your hair.
It's freezing!
It's so cold.
You're standing still.
It's so cold. Can we get the heat out of the soap? Take the gun apart to dry it.
I'm like freezing.
Put it on and rice.
I'm freezing.
You go for the shot.
Come on, bro. I want to put a shot.
Not like that, no.
Come on, bro.
That's not my type of shot.
R3 sound effect, Dolphin, and you missed.
You gotta go for a 360 then. I'll go for Dolphin die.
It's so cold.
It could be down actually, but that would be the last one then this shit would be done
You can do make it take it
You said jump it I said fuck it my little trouble where dives you sure you might as well
I would make your hair look dry though. So it looks like I'm so cold. Did you just jump in the pool?
I can't even tell him.
Move around.
I want you to walk around. I was going to push it back in.
You got this, Ron. Make the sound effect of everything.
Okay.
What's this one called?
It's the first one of the night.
What's the time?
Where did your pants go?
I don't know.
Okay, you tell for me in case I get wet.
Yeah, I got one.
Okay.
Whoa, fuck, that was a shock, now.
Okay, I, I, I, I, I call this one the dolphin dive shot.
Should we move the can closer?
That's as close as it gets.
You're good, bro.
You're stable and out of.
You're right. I caught this one. The dolphin got it shot.
Oh, fuck no! Oh, fuck no!
The fucking production dude.
Oh, fuck no! Fuck no! It's freezing.
You okay?
It's so cold. It's so cold.
I'm not doing that again. It's so cold.
The chat wants one more.
The chat just said one more, Ron. You were so close.
Third try is the charm.
The third time is the charm
All of them please they say
They're screaming in the chat one more one more bro
I'm so dry you know, I'm actually freezing. I'm freezing. There you go. I should help
Okay, like this it's all in your head. You're not even cool. They're not even
It's actually all in your head. You're not even cold. Yeah
Get the drink over up to you, buddy
Wait, you're good get in there. Okay. All right, um
Where's the cat? You don't right there. You don't move it closer
Than that
Like you can put that like the edge of the pool. Yeah, the edge of the barrel stuff
Come on.
You can do this.
You can do this.
Just focus.
Brad, you want to have this?
Yes, did you not?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
You ready?
Get the form down.
Tighten your core.
You've got to do the dolphin sound effect.
R3, into the pool.
Straight shot.
Come on.
One more, Ron.
I think when we do one more, it's going to be another one.
I feel like...
No, this is it.
Third time control.
Third try, bro.
I'm really, really fucking cold.
If you just dive one more time and reset you'll be good.
I'm gonna pee myself.
I wanna fly.
I'm gonna pee myself.
I wanna fly.
Are you sure?
I'm freezing.
I'm actually freezing.
I'm gonna pee myself.
You're not gonna go for it.
What if you threw it into my hands after you shot it?
Oh my god.
Through what?
Like the gun.
Dive through?
And then you throw it backwards and you catch it.
He throws it to me to save it.
Does that do anything?
I think it's gonna be fun.
I think as long as it gets safely dried after,
As long as it's consistently getting water and like not rusting you got this main issue the main issue is rusting one more
That can
Dream
Quick I call this one I call this one
Tell me you didn't shoot until the cells turn dry.
Ron, you didn't shoot.
No, no, no!
You didn't shoot.
No more!
No more!
It's so fucking...
No, you were really close.
You just didn't shoot.
You just didn't shoot, bro.
Oh, no, I can't get a heart attack.
It's so...
You didn't... Why didn't he shoot it?
I don't know, you stupid... You've only tried two times.
Bro...
Oh, no, I can't...
One more would make it four.
And the fourth one, normally,
statistic show, is the one that connects.
You're at that part where right now all the quitters get weaved out.
The only people still in the game are the winners.
You ever see that photo?
Dig in, and there's diamonds.
And he quits right before he gets the diamonds.
That's you right now.
The diamonds are right there.
I don't want to get the diamonds.
I don't want to get the diamonds.
Danny, you can do it.
For the stable, for the flock, and for the guy.
I'm talking in the chat.
Keep going.
You can do it.
This is the one statistic to show.
Make sure it shoots because you didn't shoot.
You didn't pull the trigger before me.
OK.
Go ahead.
Make sure you pull the trigger just fine.
You got this, Ron.
Breathe.
Hope you're still breathing.
Oh, wait a minute.
You got to do one more shot.
I'm going to do myself.
I'm going to do myself.
I'm going to be a, I'm going to be a, I'm going to be a,
I'm going to be a, I don't know if I'm going to be a.
I think I'm being, I'm panicking.
OK, look away, look away.
I got to be the, I got to be the.
Do, uh, water breathing.
I don't know, I don't know if I have to be.
Just go for the shot one more time.
I don't want it.
One more.
It really is all in your head.
Like just power it off.
You get in the pool.
Just power it off.
You get in the pool.
You get in the pool.
I don't want to win the challenge.
It's your challenge.
That's so far.
You can't do so far.
It's all in your head.
It's really not.
You're fucking...
One more.
You're not in the water!
You're committed.
You're right there.
You're at the one yard line.
You could run it in.
Touchdown, game over.
Right now.
Just aim and shoot.
I'm not talking about it.
I'll just aim and shoot, make it sound?
Just knock it down.
Listen, do whatever you got to do.
Hit the shot.
You could do this.
Right now, Ron.
Focus.
Here we go.
Go, Ron.
I'm going.
Right now.
Look away. I gotta pee. I gotta pee. Look away.
There's a bathroom right there.
I gotta pee. I'm not. Look away.
What is your last chance?
You should go to the bathroom.
Look away.
There's a bathroom right there.
Oh my God.
Oh, who's in the kitchen?
Don't shout.
Why are you struggling so much?
Crazy noises.
I'm on this one!
The Dolmenchat!
The gun's still in the bottom of the ocean!
Where?
You left it, you didn't get the gun!
No!
You didn't throw it out, yes!
You didn't also shoot either!
Can you get the knife?
Can you get the knife?
Please, I'm this way.
I don't want to die tonight.
Stop.
Please, get the net!
On it, right there!
I can't.
You're already wet.
I'm going to get hypergermi down.
No, you're not.
That ain't it.
Look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look.
There's this bunch of green dogs.
Hey, man!
Look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look.
Right there.
Right here.
He's gone away.
I got it, Docs.
Yeah.
Back up. Don't even think about it.
Oh, it's all right.
Stop! Please! Please, bro! I don't... I don't...
I'm... I'm...
Keep it up! Keep it up!
For more!
No!
For more!
Stop!
Stop!
Wait, just wait, just wait, just wait, just wait, just wait, just relax, okay, let me just
That's great work
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, the f*** that net
I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die
I don't think I'm gonna live
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Is it good?
Does it shoot?
Yeah.
Okay, what's the next one down there?
Wait.
I just took a look at the chat.
You'll never believe what they're saying.
They're saying this one is the one that's going to hit.
Right here.
Oh my God.
You went through all that.
This thing has led you to this moment right now, in your whole entire life.
There's no way I don't get sick.
There's no way I don't get sick.
Are you going to rise up and hit the clip?
You missed the pull.
I didn't aim for the pull.
Okay.
I'm going to sit in it right here.
Rise up and hit the fucking shot right now, Robin.
Can I get closer?
I got you.
You can't move it.
Okay.
We'll be on the right, oh, okay, that's, that's a lot of, you know, a lot of
You shoot though you haven't shot the last two times
I am I'm not getting close. Can you go for one?
You're not asking about me moron issue for over five one more sick
It has to be wet outside for that to happen in the pool look up look up on the phone
Go ahead. I vote for me. No, I'm gonna get sick. Oh thermia jump in the pool. Watch how cold it is
Can I go to your sauna if you hit the shot?
If you hit the shot
I'll give you a free day pass
That these house I pay rent here. Come on run right now rise up
Everybody right now is looking down saying running sign one more. All of them are up there saying wrong go
Don't give up. I can't everybody in the next lineage is saying go man. Make us proud
There's zero chance I hit this can there's zero it's not possible. It's not zero. It's small, but it's not zero
Have I gotten close? Yes. No, they don't like I like every time you over here
Yeah, we always hear the bushes your hand a general vicinity
You got to do it right now. You just went through all that you dove in save the sniper for what to turn around and quit
Or to get on the other side of that pool dolphin dive across enough this shit down
Which one do you want to do, man?
I'm so out of it.
Yo, do a fucking 360.
What are you good for?
Run!
Are you a cheerleader?
Shoot it!
Shoot it!
Okay, I will.
You're right, man.
Oh my god!
I'm fucking done.
Fuck.
I want to go home.
I don't want to do this anymore.
I don't want to do this anymore.
I'm so cold.
I don't want to leave.
You know, it's like jump around.
I was on my clapping sound
Do one 360 in the pool ever back down never what
Never back down. What Ron? Oh, I'm gonna throw up
Do a fucking 360 and show me back down
Never what wrong?
I
Listen
Who gave that seven million views?
All right, you heard the main message of it though. Come on right now
It's your moment, Ron. This is it.
I'm not.
It's just your moment right now.
I'm falling. I'm falling a little. I'm like tipping over.
Who got it?
Right now. You get on the other side of that pool.
And you hit that four local head. You're a killer.
Yes, you can. Yes, you can, Ron.
You were just saying that.
No, I'm not.
It works. The gun still works.
No, there's no ammo.
Oh, not there's no ammo.
Wait, I think mine's loaded.
Oh, perfect.
Perfect.
Are you sure? Yes.
Is it the same gun? You're no one.
Right now, man!
How many bullets are in this?
I can make sure it shoots. I don't know.
Definitely at least one more.
Are you sure? Test it out right now.
Piece of shit.
Fuck you. Well, at least you're tested it.
Oh yeah. Here, let me load it.
I got you. I need a towel. I'm gonna throw up. I'm gonna throw up.
I'm sorry, sorry, I gotta get out of here.
I'm gonna get out of here.
I'm not kidding. This is no joking matter.
Oh, it is so fucking cold. I don't get it.
You can try these phones, won't you?
Don't get out of here. I'm not joking.
Listen, I would keep going for this 100-up.
I'm freezing.
No, I'm serious. This is the most coldest ever pool I've ever been.
I swear to God. It's like a brick. I'm so serious.
Sorry, you guys.
You're actually just driving me.
I'm gonna freak out. I don't want to do this. I want to cry.
Oh, fuck that one more challenge.
Wait, we have a message.
What?
From Tobjizzle.
Hit the shot and you're playing on-
Yeah, my dick!
That's what he said.
Show me.
I don't think you'll get sick, because it's not cool outside.
I think you're probably cold as fuck right now, but I don't think it's cold enough outside.
Yeah, I might not be how it works out.
So cold.
So this isn't fun anymore, I'm not having fun.
I had fun and they're getting not having fun.
I think they're going to have to turn it into a movie.
Yeah, I know, that's what I think.
Yo, I got it!
Turn to the right again.
No, no, I'm not done. It's not my level.
Are you quitting to shit?
Stop funny.
Yo, yo, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
You're going for the shot.
Yeah.
No, right now you're going for it.
I don't have an issue.
You're gonna go for the 360?
I'm trying to think about my motion into the shop yet.
White shorts, no.
I'm just going to go home.
This is what we're out of now.
I don't like my tiny penis is showing.
I need a towel.
I don't have a towel.
Okay.
Stay here.
I'll be back. I'm gonna change.
Is that the wrong way?
I just need a towel.
Wait, but you have to try one more towel.
I know, I'm staying in a towel.
Fuck, I put it in the wrong way.
How do I get it out?
The fuck forever?
You might have to do some other stuff, which is a lot of...
Huh?
What?
How do I get this out?
How'd you get it in?
I put it in.
It's supposed to be that way.
No, it's not supposed to be that way.
I put it in.
How'd you do that?
I just pushed it in there.
How do you have the answer to almost all the problems?
I just tried.
I just tried.
See, that's what it's supposed to sound like.
All right.
Do I go for the pool shot?
I'm gonna go.
I'll go see you.
But what's the motion into the pool, y'all?
Dolphin dive, 360, stock clip, punk clip.
I could just, a dolphin dive could be good.
Yeah.
I have to go put shorts on though.
Fuck it.
All right.
Drew, all right, no, my bad, man.
I have to kill myself.
I have to kill myself.
I have to shoot myself.
I have to shoot myself.
I have to take my head off my own shoulders.
Well, we got guns right here.
I have to take my head off my own shoulders.
Gilly and Drew have done these segments before.
I'll be right back.
Who done this?
That's my back.
This is the life. Let's get shooting.
I was gonna say, what if we just...
first person...
Oh my god, I need to go grab the blue cider.
I'm gonna take one. Wait, hold that fire.
It really smells not good at all. Bro, I really wish that there was...
I don't think there's any other carbonated drinks here though. I don't think so either.
I'm not trying to shoot the right bullets.
Fax.
Oh my god, this is actually first person.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Okay.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck it.
What's that now?
I used to watch videos like this on YouTube.
Me too.
Really?
oh 360 isn't it? 360 ain't it mate? fuck you how?
fuck it oh
you wanna try this one?
is it heavier or lighter?
uh, I don't know, it's very tall
is it drop it? I see
is your arm on it?
I think so
I assume the lies are true.
I hit a 1080.
What happened?
Is he gone for a shot?
Yeah, he's gone for a short time so he can jump in the pool.
Stuff in the ceiling?
I'm talking like, I'm not kidding, that is the coldest.
Bro, what?
No, no, when you get in the pool, I'm just, stop, I'm, no, when you...
No, it's really cold.
No, when you get fully in I took a shot quaint
Freakin
No, I
In the depth it's the shop before me. I'll I'll do a humiliation. I'll run down high below the type run
So the straight for looks
I don't know.
Yo, Chad, do you think a dad fucking hits this?
There's no way.
I don't believe it.
I just saw a video of a deer giving another deer head.
What is?
And then I see Jeffrey Epstein in Tel Aviv, it looks like.
Whoa.
I'm going to switch the TV battery.
How much battery do we have?
That's 50.
Yo, chat.
Oh my God, I'm, yo, you're going to see, watch.
I'm not going to watch it.
Have they been happy at least?
I don't know.
Chad, are you guys happy?
Are you?
Oh, he's going to be cold.
Oh, no, I don't know.
It's pulling up like it's fucking June.
They added a new Roblox email to chat.
That's the only error here is the one that's-
Yo, dad, I'm serious?
What?
I got one look at this, bro.
Yeah, my dick.
Yo, if you eat this shot first try, I'll do it every once.
I'll literally, I'll bounce my butt cheeks,
butt booty naked around Hollywood if you let me tell you.
I don't think I need you to do that.
Yeah, I'll do it once.
You should just use mine.
Load mine.
So you use yours?
Oh, that's where it.
Yeah, it works.
Here's your guy.
What should I do, though?
Dolphin die?
So far, 360.
That's not gonna work into the pool though.
I get one look, y'all.
Probably gonna have a six pack, yeah?
What was he?
No.
Holy shit, yeah.
Alright, y'all.
That came right in.
It's actually ascension time.
I don't know, but I did the job.
Well, yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's ascension time.
You know get rid of this Roblox email Bennett. I'm not kidding Bennett.
All I have been seeing. Yeah. I bet. I really don't recommend you doing this.
You're gonna regret this.
Hey George, don't do can.
I think we just do one. Yeah.
Wait, you're just gonna die from nothing, right?
I need to know so I can get out of the fucking way.
I'm going to run and jump.
Okay we're doing diagonal.
You're going to be quick.
Like this, like run.
And I'm going to try straightening out my body flat and hit it, okay?
Fuck it.
I don't know.
Yeah I shot, I hit the 1080 earlier.
So maybe there might be a little less bullets in there.
Okay yeah
I don't know
That's what I'm saying
Did you do that?
Alright
We'll try it too
It's cold
Why are you screaming and complaining?
Take off that shirt!
So cool. Yeah
Don't be weird. That's sexy
That is fake sexy
Yeah, bro, dude, don't worry. They're saying this is the one one more shot
What no, I just did seven shots
Holy water in the gun.
He is sexy.
I'm not kidding.
If I had my body look like that.
I would check the bag.
Yup.
Alright, one more.
You know I like that.
Was that close though?
Oh super close.
Literally I heard the kangaroo sing.
It skimmed it.
Yeah.
Basically bounced it off.
They're saying this is the one.
What did they say?
They said this is the one.
Come on, we're gonna go out with no trick shots today.
Wait, and you hit Margaret.
You hit Margaret.
Yes you did.
What, you hit it.
Joe, he hit it.
You did, you skimmed the side.
I swear.
Go for it quickly, the back to back.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
She did you skim the side I swear
Go for it quickly the back to back quick, bro. You skimmed it right here
One
Come on here we go this shit for the people that can't be here today
My god, yeah, you double hit market it
Yeah, this is no bro, what happened?
Holy y'all. Yeah, that's that's my I'm a person on Pinterest. That's sexy
you know I'm swag
you know I'm swag
I see best shit they do
where did you get the spot from?
they're saying since you just put up you gotta hit it
you gotta go for it Reem
you gotta go for it
Reem you gotta go for it
come on Reem
I went for four
I went for four, Ron went for four, you got it before, Ron.
What's up?
I'm just gonna, I'm gonna watch.
What you got on it?
What's that?
Oh, a little BB gun.
All right, I got a L-96, you wanna hit it?
You gotta go for the shot.
You gotta go for a shot.
Look, you gotta hit the four loco can.
Yeah, I'm not hitting that shot.
Come on, we all just tried.
You know my fellas, I'm not hitting that shot.
You gotta just jump out the pool and site.
How to jump in the pool?
Yeah, and then go for the shot.
You got one, I got one shot.
Yeah, how about how about we let Cheven I never saw a gun but he uses the automatic
We got
One of us has to fucking hit this yo, I'm not gonna
One of us has to hit this fine. So there's a shit with my ass
You good
I'm gonna load it adapt
We got that Tom watch soon. Oh careful. That's a real one
Do I look fat from this angle
Hold on, ready?
I don't have to do any type of kick shot, I can do one.
Or do I have to replicate the one you did?
You got it.
We're staying here until one of us makes this.
And you can be the one.
The clip could go to you.
At least that's good to hear.
I got it, bro.
What?
I just took a shower to rule.
Well, now you're committed.
I'll fuck you, gay.
I'm here.
Did you miss?
Alright Chibu, look. Ready? It's loaded. So all you gotta do is just, there you go.
How I aim? You don't. You're 360 and you try, here I'll dive you. Alright Chibu's gonna go,
don't, don't, don't shoot it. Go over or depth it.
have this? Hey I'm about to go in my box as well. What? Yeah. Bro I just washed these
guys. Chibu's gonna go, come on now we can't have a bigger trick shot. I did it seven times.
You did it four. Oh you did. Now you did it three. Chibu's dead. That's Chibu. Oh
well. Why? Chibu's got some pink A40. Chibu you gotta hit the left can, okay? No
Right there, where are you looking?
Right there, no, right there.
It's really warm towards warm.
If it's too close, don't let the gun drop, get thrown out.
Ready?
How deep is this?
Bro, you can swear?
Deep, deep.
Huh?
You swear?
Are you kidding me?
I'm not serious.
Are you kidding me?
Oh, fuck you, man.
You'll be fine, bro.
Oh, Jesus.
Fucking go, man.
You're shot.
Oh, fuck you.
I could do a romp.
Hey, I'll do a southern shit, man.
Can you fucking go, man?
Uh-oh.
Whoa.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
God!
Jesus!
Jesus!
Jesus!
Get the gun!
Get the gun!
No!
No!
God!
Jesus!
God!
Get out of the way!
Timo!
Get out!
Timo, get the gun!
Timo, get the gun!
You can't even go for it!
Timo, get the gun!
So you did a backflip though?
No, don't stop!
No, you didn't shoot it!
No, you got it!
I
They call me Junebug where I'm from.
Well, if you would have managed to shoot that somehow.
And he hit that here and he, that would have been a tough issue.
Wait, I just had to grab the body, wait, I just had to grab it.
Bro, get the-
Oh, you're going to hate her on it.
No, I can't.
Yes, you can't.
It's Houdee.
If you jump in, you're going to sink to the bottom.
It's Houdee.
And I can't see.
No.
That is valid points.
I'm not going to let go of it now.
It's your guy, though.
I told him I said you jump, I'm perfect.
Wait, you use this?
You gotta get it.
Bro, why is it so deep?
Bro, just jump in!
Bro, I need my toes to touch the floor.
You're overthinking it, it's quick, three, two, one, jump.
I'm overthinking this?
Yes, I jumped in eight times.
You better go in with the gun though.
I forgot, I got VAC in.
VAC?
Black and can't swim.
Black and can't swim, isn't it VAC-S?
Oh
You gotta jump and do this.
You gotta go like this, you gotta sit to the bottom.
I'm in the domain expansion.
Why are you talking to that bitch?
It's so cold.
You gotta use yourself super aerodynamic.
You gotta like this and go down.
Point your toes down.
No, Ron, do it like this.
Bro, I went to the bottom like five times.
I can't go again. You drop the gun in the rules are.
You gotta get it. You gotta quickly get up.
You are responsible for that guy.
Oh my God.
One just don't want you got it
This is within strike with this is for sure you got it literally just one more photo of you
That's it just go you got bro you dropped it in I told you before you ahead
You don't want to go for the shot?
Oh!
You didn't even get a shot, you did a backflip.
You did a good backflip though.
One, one, whoa!
What the fuck?
Change the water gun.
What the fuck?
One more.
Run, run, one more shot.
All right, ready?
Uh-oh.
Bro, Chibu, you gotta go for a real shot. All you did was a backflip.
I wanted a pool, and a spritz.
That backflip, though, was calm.
It was calm. I don't know how you did it. How'd you do that? How'd you do that?
I don't know. I don't know how to do that.
You did a perfect backflip.
It was fucking phenomenal, yes.
Can you imagine if you got the bullet off and did that?
Yo, you need that gyro.
Oh, that would be a good thing.
I'm gonna come here.
I'll tell you.
I realized I can't move my body because I had too much gravity and shit.
What?
Yeah, I thought you were a dolphin dive and then you went this way.
And then you went up and flipped.
You wanna go for it?
Come on.
We gotta have the cameraman go for John's.
Yo, actually.
Why?
I had to turn the camera off.
What do you mean, yeah?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ladies, I don't see ladies do nothing, though.
Come on.
Wait, how many times have you tried?
I tried seven times.
How many times have you tried?
I tried five
Okay, before you shoot
Oh, you got to make sure when you when you shoot, bro aim that way. Don't aim it up
Or just jump in and go for the shot you don't have to 360
I think you got one off though
Why don't you know not to get out again?
I hate you.
I actually hate you.
I can't.
It's rough.
What are you doing?
You're moving, in fact.
What are you doing?
You alright?
What happened?
It's just so cold.
It's colder out there, y'all.
This is fucked.
Alright, we look crazy right now.
Did you get it?
How did you get it out of you?
Yum.
Yeah, I'll just...
You almost hit that.
Here.
You got it all.
I got bad news.
I think this gun's broken.
No, but it's shooting like slow motion now.
It's like where it's not enough to go through the hole.
Yeah, so do we gotta go to Erwin?
We got Erwin in the microwave.
Oh, shit, I did it.
Stay, one more, Dab.
Oh, you got the right there.
Wrong, go.
You got this.
Got it, come on.
I got more shots, I got you.
Let's get some W adapts, let me check.
Who tried, I...
I know what's on shoot.
Come on, show us how it's done.
Show us how it's done.
Come on, one last go over the road.
One last go over the road.
If you go for one, I'll go for one.
I already went for it.
Seven shots. I'm seven shots. No, you haven't got since you first went. He's right off
Okay, so you go first. No, no, you go. No, no, no, no, I know this game works. I know this game works
So I you went I went game now. We're back at the top. That's a good game works. That's a good point
You try you try he's down here. You're breaking the fourth wall. You went. I went then she do are you okay?
She will have her
They're all right
I
Work like it's not strong enough now. Yeah, it's kind of slow
Yeah, how you guys get this water's this cold though, I think it's just because you guys got cold. Yeah
Yeah, the heaters off now
I can't go for the shot. I might as well just kill it
Fuck I hit Mark heard now you have to go
actually had to go for it now you have yo look at y'all
should have done it you had the chance back to back
fuck i blew it i don't care i'm not going for i'm freezing
i'll go for it you from jersey bro you should be you see it it's not going to
explode the bullets are slow-mo
it actually doesn't work it doesn't work
Yeah, it's broken fucking broken drop that's in the water, man
What oh
Yeah, okay, what you guys said I don't know
Bro whoever dropped out of the bottom of it sit for like two minutes
Damn, what do you think it's up with my air one I put my microwave an hour and a half ago?
I'm sorry.
What?
Nothing.
I'm just mad and comfortable with the water shit.
I'm not that guy.
What do you mean?
Like I usually stay away from water.
Why?
Because of water.
You know how cats don't like water?
Yeah.
I don't like water.
There's no way you weren't faking that.
No.
I don't like water.
I generally go up.
But you could swim, right?
Barely.
You were going to tell us that?
I almost hit some nuts shit, bro.
What would I have actually been able to done if he started drowning?
We can't lift him.
You try.
I can't lift him.
I just said, okay, go.
That's right.
Should we hear the owner here?
Wait, let's, I have an idea.
Let's send him down the tire down the hill.
Who?
You.
I did it once.
Yo gang.
Let me tell you something.
I'm gonna fight next month again.
It doesn't.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
You suck.
Everybody keeps drinking.
You keep the air warm from earlier segments.
All right, y'all.
I got you.
Fine, bro.
Hey, wait.
How about you get tied on top of your car
and go on the QA.
What?
He's gonna get tied on my guard?
Oh, is this shit really locked?
Wow, your shirt went broken.
It's broken, isn't it?
I just hit it.
I literally just hit it.
It's close now.
GGs.
Dr. GGs in the chat.
I just hit it again.
It's not too late.
I just hit it again.
That's not good.
That was a s-
Wait, I'll let you get one.
I'll let you get one. I'll get you one after shrimp.
Those are people who bought I give up
GG chat the last shot for the road
Don't even look just to stare me down. Whoa. Whoa. That is the end of trick shotting
It keeps hitting it, I don't remember no check you going to it's out of ammo. Yeah
With that being said
That was trick shot
That one just hit the cap
With that being said, that was trick shotting.
That was fun.
That wasn't even real fun.
There was a little poop on this bed.
Oh yeah, we'll be careful of the poop.
Hey, W fuckin' trick shotting segment man.
Do we do a towel segment?
W segment chat dubbies shout out chibu
Then I was fucking fun that was fun
That was fun
No, he caught air
No, no, you're really like like can do that like not even trying to be on some like funny shit
Oh, if you lost a lot of what I think you'd be a crazy gymnast
You could lose a lot of weight that you lost so much. Yeah, you know how big he used to be my dad
He used to be like I'm not making like a hundred and fifty pounds
I got 100, I got 80.
Easily.
Who were you fighting next month?
Oh, why'd you not now?
I'm not nothing.
Oh, okay.
You want me to fight Jay's Demo?
You could.
I feel like, awesome.
I was watching him spar.
He was body-sparring Stilky the other night.
He's moving for 285, right?
That's where you're at?
Mm-hmm.
Bro.
What's your goal?
You want to like go against like, like Mario, like, like boxing, boxing, boxing?
I want to be J4.
really can't hate on the ball actually now I want to do that I want to fight
actual one a real heavyweight like fiber awesome shit but how would you fight
Jake Paul isn't it like weight class yeah yeah so you have to lose a lot of
weight you probably go heavyweight gain a lot of age
I've got older?
Damn!
No way!
You can fight young people?
Nah, I'm pretty sure. I mean...
He did just fight young people.
Jay-Z or whatever.
Or Mike Tyson, not Jay-Z.
Mike Tyson.
I don't know if it happened to you.
Mike Tyson, it didn't happen to me.
Mike, it's like 60.
Exactly.
Oh, you're doing a joke.
Oh!
I'm an idiot.
I thought he was...
Who's a joke?
I got it
Stop putting I'm not signed to rock nation, but that one quick idea
We set up a box down there in the green and you throw the time off from here. You see if we had it
We just do it right over here
Wait, I think it worked
Oh
Fuckin' hit!
Wait.
Not a bad shot.
He's a real top-of-house.
That's in the forehead though.
That's actually fucking crazy.
Dude, am I kidding?
If I, like, now that I think about it,
if you're like in the UK and you just run up on someone,
you wouldn't go.
That's probably...
There's so many ways to use that shit to me.
What?
There's so many ways to use that shit.
All right.
I do so many ways.
What happened?
What you think of?
You good?
I wasn't...
You see,
I was talking about will do it a certain way.
Oh.
I don't know what the fuck you thinking, man.
Is that a combat axe?
Yeah, bro.
Our time is hot.
This is nice.
This is actually cool.
I give this to my girlfriend.
She likes knives.
She does knife play on me.
Give it to your girlfriend.
Wait, wait, wait.
She doesn't.
Hey, that's the Korean barbecue beef.
Nobody else did that.
Yeah, that is.
Uh, for me, I want to hear it one time.
I know this knife play on me.
It's gas.
She likes to be cutting you.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
She says you're naughty.
I'm like, no mommy, no I'm not.
Shut up.
Shut up.
I swear, I think you can kind of see some of the cuts.
So one of the cuts was right here.
Did you see?
I had to get stitches.
Other cuts right here, it's kind of black and blue.
But every day, on that Christmas day.
Where's my other one?
Right here.
They got to have like some of this.
See this one right here?
No, they do.
They're a little slit there.
Well, these are actually real cut seat to tell.
Sorry, are you into it, though?
Holy fat ass, you got stretch marks?
That's a good thing.
That means I lost weight.
I was so much more fat.
That's why I have stretch marks.
Did you work out today?
I'm going after a shrimp.
Where?
Airwarp.
Are you going to do the mobility workout or not?
Yeah, hell yeah.
No, it doesn't.
Brother, I was fat and I lost weight.
That's how you get stretch marks.
Is it not or it's the opposite?
It's both weights.
You can get it both weights.
What you get such works my gaining weight and losing weight right? I don't know. I'm not a biologist
That's what I said. It's from losing right? That's what I said
They're like, no, it's not not
To the stable he said go ask a dad if I worked out you work out
I don't really care. I'm not even worried about like a message anymore because I know I'm literally going to
But I'm gonna do the mobility. We're gonna be fucking this potential
It'll be soon.
I'm not worried.
Every day I'm on my...
It's the second week.
I've been doing this like...
There's zero potential?
Yeah, I'll read that one.
AC Moak, your mom's a fat whore.
When she had you, she gained all the weight
and she became depressed to raise a shitty fucking son.
Shitty son who can't do shit with his life.
Fuck.
So now what? Am I a bad guy?
If I call up people's moms, why are you calling me fat?
I wouldn't say it's bad guy
That is rude there they go there they go. Why are you so mad there they oh my god, yeah
Now this whole chat's bunch of losers bro
Imagine imagine your mom having sex with your dad
Waiting nine months to for a fucking kid to type son and lol in a twitch chat get a fucking job
What game?
Any game?
You know what I'm talking about?
Maximum dopamine?
What for now?
That fuck out of here!
I thought that was the one first turn!
With Airwan I would have had to...
I would have been gay.
Then you would have had to buy me a $70 plane.
$70 from one plane?
What the fuck do you put on it?
That's how much it is when you order it.
I don't know.
How much it is we ordered it's like 30 bucks. No, it's a shit loaded treat us
Don't think it hurts cuz it's like broken
You got kevlar
I'm like a fucking hawk.
So loud I'll screech you to the I can get out of there.
Like how?
Like how?
You can talk about it with your life.
Hey, don't say it's cool when you say it's not higher.
Ahhhhhh!
You're not real good.
You actually got a sound board implemented into your own playing chords.
Can I get a blackout wanzang?
Do you want the candles?
Yo, your bike? Yo, your bike looks like a toy for Thanos!
That's not that funny.
Oh, geez.
Oh, geez, look at it, bro. That looks like a toy for Thanos.
Look at it, bro.
That looks like a bike for Thanos.
Yo.
All right, should we get jobs?
What's next for us?
Whoa.
Whoa.
Hey.
All right.
What sound is your gun make?
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
There you go.
What sound does my gun make?
Kapuya, kapuya.
Yes.
Hush and fail.
Kapowee!
Gun, give me superpowers.
Yes.
You've got bad voice lines.
I got the emo still, we got the Vile Wheel.
Whoa!
I was gonna offer you PC, my last one?
Yeah, I mean, thank you.
Thank you, Vile.
No, I'm good.
Ladies.
You want the...
Oh, God.
Why?
Do you like the green?
What are you looking at?
It's okay, I have a lot of money.
You got it, yeah.
It's closest in here forever. I'm sorry Marlon, I'm using it as a rag on me.
Sorry.
Wow what is LA this is so beautiful all we need now is just a little bit more air
from pollution and we it feels like home
yeah honestly let's take a lane off the highway
no take one off fucking
holy shit Gilbert freezes up as they were in all the walks by and brutally
mods him. Oh shit. Wanna have something like me? Alright bro, we gotta ride this bike into
the pool right now. No. Fuck no. Fuck no. We gotta do an episode of Jackass Off Street.
I just got this shit out. We gotta try to actually jump the pool with this bike. I rode
up the entire L.A. River on this bike and it's sick. They have a whole trail, bro,
so tough. I had to go pick it up and I drove like 12 miles up the LA River kind of calm.
It's dark though. I felt like at any given moment someone could have came out and killed me and
took my bike. Probably. Probably like it. But I'm different. I'm about to get back to work.
I'm down. We're gonna work together.
Monty Penguin, thank you for your stuff.
They said I had an Elon Musk belt right now.
He does have a QU reveal.
Yeah, but I'm telling you, bro, you see I'm going to the gym.
The reason I have my shirt off now, usually I'd be like, kind of be like, oh no, I don't
want to show my butt, bro.
I know I'm going to lose this weight.
Like, here, say it for me.
When have you ever been like, nah, I don't want to be low on you.
Fuck it.
I'm tired of my life, bro.
I'm tired of having these, this, what is this?
You know what I'm referencing?
No.
President was he too many transformation video ten years ago? Oh, yeah
You code
Oh
Freezing all right now. I don't know. It's 5 30. Yeah, we're the only streamers here
I just did a eating segment and I got damn we suck. Are we wash that sure shotting? We're gonna run this back in this summer
Yeah with a
Like, like, I need something to work with here.
Yeah, I know. We have only a $13 million house with 10,000 square feet. We need something else.
No, I need a string.
We need Pepsi.
That's all I need.
I don't miss Pepsi, yeah.
I miss Pepsi. Anyone else shut up?
Me too, man.
Tell me if you miss Pepsi.
See what happens when Pepsi's not here?
Not a single trick shot hit.
We did get through two hit fires through the ladder, though.
No, I'm killing my tongue.
And she grew back to back.
Dude, can I ask a question?
No.
I am between my rinky toe and my ring toe.
There's cheese.
I said no to a question.
When I jig, it's like dead skin.
And it smells so weird.
It smells so weird.
He's like, he does actually do that.
He does that.
Yeah, we do what?
He does it.
All right.
What's the next shot?
What's next for the agenda?
Wait, who's in LA?
Like, when was Lee's?
I'm here.
Well, don't you get a walk-on on Sunday?
Oh, what?
The Super Bowl.
Yeah?
So you want to do it, conventionally.
Come in, lock it in now.
Yes.
Hey, you, Jason will be back, Mr. I don't think
Silky.
Is Silky, Marlon, or J. Aaron's playing?
Oh, see, fuck a row.
Thank you for the five gifts, dude.
Let's fucking go, man.
I haven't got any gift subs.
Fuck, here we go.
Hey, guys, just start your zombie marathon right now.
Any gift subs in the chat?
Have we got any gift subs, sir?
It's a good cut scene right here.
I'd like to get warm and try it.
No subs.
You didn't get a single sub for string?
Not even three.
What?
I've streamed for almost five.
Yeah, five hours and not a single sub.
I don't care if you guys make fun of my build.
I'm dead serious.
Who's it?
I swear guys, it doesn't bother me at all.
I'm going to lose this wave.
Well, before I troll about it, I'm going to lose wave.
I'm actually going.
So it's like.
Yeah, as long as you know that you're going to do it,
it doesn't matter why anyone else has it.
Trust me.
I'm going to be the G7 president.
I'm going to be the STBL president.
It's stable.
Stable president.
You know what I mean?
That could work.
Everyone's going to look at my building and be like, pfft.
I'm going to take my shirt off and you're going to call me sexy, huh?
Fucking fat ass butt, bro.
I love when you wear tight shorts like that.
Shows off all your fucking teachers.
I can't even get through it.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Alright, I'm going to go bring this upstairs.
Alright.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Okay, the house is a little bit starting to get clean.
Do you see the upstairs?
I don't know.
Someone threw away all my trash, a trash.
It's happening before our eyes set!
Oh my God, wait, it's starting to balance us slowly restoring!
Thanos?
Something looks like a toy of leisure for a guy now.
You need to be fucking shot in the head for that.
Bro, are you ready?
Ready for what, bro?
The review of my six-pack.
Oh brother, I'm absolutely just how could I not look for that we're going to London soon
Fucking life is so good. Can I get some retweets London inbound six pack inbound
We're on a Texas to Texas inbound. What the hell is on your screen? And why is it so fucking good?
One of the coolest things ever
I don't know yet to be honest with you. I might check around. Oh
Wow, my first gifted son of the stream five given from Dexter
As the stream just doesn't end when I get the desktop. Holy shit shot up
Thank you for five can y'all see me
Yo, it is so hold kitchen that fan off
Thank you for the nine months.
And thank you for the two months.
Yeah, how was today so far?
It was a bit of fire.
This is actually fun.
Lacey had to get Dr. Rush for an IV at his hotel
after he's been extremely sick these past days.
Oh, hell no, bro.
I hope he gets better.
What the fuck?
He has a zipper.
What happened to him?
He's got a zipper.
What's zipper?
Look it up.
What do you think?
Are you trolling here now?
What do you think?
Zip-a.
Fine jobs.
Wait, I'm confused.
What is this?
Is this like a virus that's...
Yo?
Hey, I can play Warzone on your setup.
I don't even have Warzone installed on any of the minus PC.
Bro, please.
I will play on mine, but...
Cleaners are on mine right now.
I don't...
I can play on your setup though.
I don't have Warzone installed on any of the minus PC.
It's cold, please so I get out of my room. It's cold, bro
Can I play on your set? Yo be a W man?
Come on be a W man. We get one more doesn't even yo, bro. I have zip up, bro. I get a run in the check
Yeah, that's what I'm trying to figure out. He's like in the hospital the IV
Just woke up.
What happened?
Maybe it's the thugs tattoo.
I saw Marlon say he got a food poisoning.
Everyone's getting sick.
K-Song got sick.
K-Song has a bad...
I'm actually terrified of getting anything.
Because I...
I'm taking the middle of the...
That ghost, they gave me a five gifted, bro.
I appreciate it. First five gifted in the stream.
You're welcome, Tara. Thank you.
What was he saying?
Right now a lot of people are saying,
you got a scandal?
It's every time, man.
They drew, tweeted,
for some reason, I don't know what drool is in all too many.
Why does the Uber say Andrew Wall?
And it's very funny.
Why the fuck did drool all of a sudden?
He pays for verification.
Once it's up to you guys,
at least you woke up at 4 a.m. puking
and it was really bad.
So everybody's at the point where you couldn't even get out.
We had to call a doctor to get an immediate drip.
Even asleep since 11 a.m. and 7 a.m. Jesus
I haven't seen him in all day. I know K-Songs really stick with the flu too. I'm trying to see if he's...
That's scary.
That's actually scary.
No joke. Nah, I said we'll beat you up.
The flu...
You just have to...
You gotta...
You literally can't do nothing but just go through it.
So what happened? Can you die from the flu?
Uh, it's...
People have. People have.
What is this?
I look like a fucking bad bitch right here, bro
like you all right
Not a bad air
Aircut they're saying there's a new disease called the vet 19. Really?
Yeah, it makes you just like you look at my console. They post anything cuz I
Can't do the one more. I don't know why I can't search for comms anymore. Oh, you're not in mine
No, I don't know how to I don't want it on anyone's look. How do you like?
Look, I'll do one of these. Let's see what you're doing. I see if they said in my calm. Hold on y'all. I'm gonna look right here
My dad is truly sped W. Gilbert hands every production. Okay
Perfectly time. Okay, W calm segment. All right. Appreciate it. All right
I mean, you got another chair right here, how you do it?
What is it?
Oh, my lord.
Can I help you?
Robert?
What's up, bro?
What happened, right now?
I think you see tweet
How is it impossible
Yeah, he is not real, bro.
Yeah, good flow, yeah, that's good stream.
Am I replaying it?
Cause I'm trying to see like through his eyes if I can see his penis.
That's a good stream.
Wait, yeah, caught that at the end.
What's up?
Oh, don't mind me.
I'm just here.
What about you?
I'm just trying to learn bro how to de-bluff.
That's my biggest problem right now.
De-bluff?
Wait, they're saying Jinxie Mog's my pest. I might have to go pay. I might have to show I don't have to bring the stream of me
Well, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
We can just do it from outside
We'll stand outside the door. Yeah, or you can have ladies going now with you
Yeah
I just got chills up my boner. I'm not kidding. That was the first time that's ever happened in my life
Why do you have a boner?
I just applied so much!
Why do you have a boner?
I
Literally you could see my real react it is what I just it is like caught me
What do you want to do bro, I'm gonna fucking just react to me maybe we should look up some houses where we live
Is us right look me you and Jason
There's Jason in the back
Go back to this what
My hair is so chopped here, bro. It was dead too. Let's see
Let me go back to this fucking beard
You know what it is? When I look good, people, no. When it's a trend to like me, people trend how?
Oh yeah, you look good. No, you look so good. They don't say that when it's not a trend though, right?
It's like, I'm noticing, bro. I'm just noticing.
What do you mean?
I'm just noticing the fakeness out of every streamer, bro. Friend streamer, everyone, bro.
So, you want them to tell you you look good when they think you don't look good?
I don't know what I just got done.
What do you want?
Is that what that was in fine?
My boner went away when you came in the room.
You notice her?
So where you gotta go, though?
I feel like a wizard with this hoodie on.
Probably gonna go listen to graduation.
Wait, what?
Yeah.
Oh, you're ending.
What is on your feed?
I'm Epstein, diddy-jacking!
That's what is going on with AI.
There's so much of my time right now. Thank God. I'm scrolling. I'm scrolling people are making way. Yeah, that's getting bad. Yeah
That is insane. What's your plan? Um, I don't know to be honest with you
I'm gonna go as the wind takes me. Where are we? We're going to the gym. I'm gonna go to the gymnast
It's I'm only go to the gym earliest on Saturday and Sunday when I close early. Wait, when when are we moving?
Where do we want to move bro? We do this all the time, but like where do we want to move?
Oh
Gilbert say he's down
Bro we do this all the time bro chat nobody wants to move to O.C. So we're gonna have to find an LA house
The question is how much are we gonna spend we spend how much the month this month?
75,000 a lot of dollar we want to try to make that smaller, right?
mean
There's a lot of areas that are not LA like I know, but I really don't want to live in Calbassus
And nobody wants to live in OC so we're gonna play both sides now if I don't want to live there
We're not living there right just like everyone else. So it's like I don't want to live in Calabasas
There's nothing to do in Calabasas. I'd rather fucking
Do skid row than Calabasas. I'm not even kidding. What?
Dead serious
What the only thing in Calabasas is we'll maybe run into Kendall Jenner fucking one time in a year
We could go to NorCal. Yeah
What's NorCal Sacramento?
No, that's worse.
I hope this is the worst place.
What's a good spot in California, Chad?
The only reason I also ordered the move to OC is rug texting me.
He's like, bro, come to OC. I would love to see you guys.
And I was like, bro, I'm sorry, but it's not happening.
This is a nice house.
Are you found one?
Oh, you guys should just move in.
Should we just move in?
Yeah, tell them we'll take it.
Chad, take a look at this deal.
Yeah, Chad, deal or no deal.
And then you guys you guys will know that address is her right. It's got a hoop in everything
50,000 a month you know what I buy by shakes
You know what I actually realized we low-key got a crazy fucking deal on brawl on it was actually a nice house for what it was
I'm gonna be honest. I
Thought it was pretty nice. What was the deal? It wasn't that bad of a price 35 grand was 35 for that
We're not going to Santa Cruz or Santa who guys know is it Santa Cruz a youtuber Texas, Vegas. Yeah, I don't know about
Yeah, and then what gamble I just why can't there be like a rich viewer in our chat that just gives us their fucking house for a year
I'm dead serious to my I'm trying to find
Give us their house for just a year. We need one year. That's it
I don't see why that's such a big fucking deal.
We could get, well, we have money to buy a house, so.
Wait, what the fuck is this?
It's like a guest house too, you see this shit?
Ooh, and see, you know, and see, you know, it's lit.
And there's a piano?
Wait.
Why does this look fake sexy?
Wait, that shit might be a deal.
Like, it's not gonna lie, Oregon is cheap.
I'm not, we're not going to Oregon.
Joshua fuck are we gonna do actually move to Milwaukee?
Very yes
King Turb take you for the five
What what about the valley new Brunswick new Brunswick?
What is that fucking?
There's actually nothing on the market though like what's the market looking like let's take a look. Oh, look oh
Oh, this one looks kind of nice. Hold on. Should we give this one a try?
Wow, this is crazy
Every time I look at this because I go to Zillow a lot. I'm not even kidding. It's like
33 a month
Six beds tiny my room was I mean it's not tiny like first set up and everything like I made this shit work somehow
Then we were in there every day
This is where I did my seven day
No, you did your seven day
In the downstairs here, yep
Why is that one so open in the back
Dude we're fucked. I'm not kidding. We're gonna have to go to skid row
No, there's so many options. There's really not. There's six people with ten cars.
Oh, balls out, won't go to Boston. Then I got it. We're not going to Boston.
San Diego freezing yet. What is going to be over there?
Detroit.
Michigan, Detroit. I know who's in Boston.
Arizona fuck no wait twenty four hundred dollars a month for this
Wait, what? That's apartment though
Why don't we just all live in an apartment next to each other next to each other next to each other next to each other movie
Take your illustrious not bad. We're just build your own house. I said that before no one knows you that we just buy
No, you know how we used to have the old warehouse something like that was kind of calm
Yeah, I just buy an airplane hangar and you just live in Chicago. Oh
An airplane hangar you guys can maybe get some helicopters in there. Not a bad shout. Not a bad shot, bro
Not a bad fucking shout. Look at Paradise Valley though. The prices in Paradise Valley are insane
Is that close to us? Yeah, Az Rose Arizona. Look at this. Don't come on
That's a that's right down the street, right
This isn't looking what we're getting. No, look at fucking cherry. Oh your house
That house is insane for 21
This is oh, I know I'm getting a mega mansion
Okay, let's just go to like we click with the cherry Hill, bro. Cherry Hill
I mean, bro, Ronnie goes to see who we are here.
2,800 a month.
Arizona is not going to be on an habitable like 15 years now.
Wait, why? I mean, everybody is moving there.
Like the amount of...
I think that would be the reason why, right?
Got to hear me out here.
What are we going to do with this?
Oh, wait, hold on.
Wait, you guys can live on top of each other and sub next to each other.
But what is this?
Verticality wait, can I get a Batman law type in Batman law? No, I'm not typing this. I'm a Lincoln the Batman law
You guys just need to find like six
Houndoes that are right next to each other. No, what we need to do is
Give up it's over but these houses are too extensive
Six town homes connected to each other they guys can all share
Get a campsite and move in trailers. This is fire
brother
That oh
Yeah, bro, hold on fucking medieval castle on some Dracula shit. Where is that? Wyoming?
Fuck it. Head to the East Coast
This is kind of nice
Hmm old-fashioned Beverly Hills
Take a old-fashioned house
Is that old look
Basketball court, yeah, this is the house we're gonna get some about it
Was it the first one is all this what we were trying to get any jack the price up now
No, we got it. I'm like this dog shit. Oh, we did get it. He just got the
This is the other one we're looking at
We went to this one that was a good one not a bad shot at all it was a nabs
guys we're not moving to fucking Ohio like nobody's living in Ohio bro 25,000
a month Miami it actually is crazy how much we can get in Florida like I'm not
even kidding but like fucked up but it's Florida like 25k you get that holy
Shit
This is ridiculous
That is insanity
$4,000 a month Paradise Valley P. Vito, how much is it overall?
It's 40 bands a month. It's probably like four mil
the crib
Fuck am I supposed to do this Arkansas?
Oh
You guys leave me good fucking houses
12,000 a month
Wait, what?
Where is this British Columbia, what is a British Columbia? It's actually cool
Canada damn this is a nice house
House!
Timber, are we getting fucked in LA?
Yeah, it's a lot of dollars over here.
Hey, we pay such high taxes, tiny.
We're not gonna fill all of us.
This house okay?
Whoa, looks like a bomb wall.
Whoa, this is dope.
Ten million dollars though.
Oh, you get all the...
Wow.
Not a bad shot at all.
You're not a whistle.
There you go.
Boston, Texas.
All right, all right, all right, I heard you.
Yep.
57K a month.
Not a bad shout.
Five beds.
I'm trying to tell you, bro, like, I've looked around, and I cannot find anything.
I'm serious.
Oh.
$1 million?
Hang on.
This is the one.
We could factory reset ourselves.
This is the one we go back to where it began.
Damn, your thing was right here.
No, it was to the left.
With where all the stairs are.
Nordic is that where the couch is.
That's crazy how small the houses was.
It was insane.
And I love it.
But that's all, yep, we know, sorry.
That's all we need though.
Oh, a million dollars.
Oh, and we get a cave.
Nice.
That's awesome.
Thank you for this, bro.
Thank you.
I think, yeah, I think we keep looking a little bit longer.
$50,000 for this house in Gamden, New Jersey.
Whoa, this is not bad
Thank you for this
24 million Wow
There's some cool houses on in the world. That's never gonna get sold
It's actually kind of crazy, but we looked at this house still for the subodon. This is not a bad house
Not a bad and it has a gate to the entrance
Did it Beverly?
Not right seriously. It's like right here
Wait that one kind of comp seven beds 50 a month
10,000 square feet
It looks pretty decent. It's not bad
But it looks like old again like I don't know
I'm not against it. Listen, bro. I just want to live together forever, bro. I don't want to grow old
Not doing this hundred dollars a month. Yeah, I
I mean, I'm sure either between the stable and the clock someone will help us find a place to live
Right, what if I what if we don't live together forever is that gonna happen one day?
One day. Yeah, I don't want that to happen
Okay, I don't want to grow up
Oh
Yeah, this is a nice house.
Four beds though, what the fuck?
Wait, they might have Don Julio.
Oh, the flock's really giving some good shit.
What the fuck is this one?
No, this is really nice flock. Wow, thank you. This is a good recommendation.
I'm gonna click on more links out of you guys.
Like, what the fuck am I looking at?
What is that, bro? It looks like a...
map to a scary...
Wait, what the fuck?
Wait, wait, wait, it gets lit.
Hold on.
Bunker it's a fucking shelter it is a hangar
Yeah, oh you can't see Texas no
Are you giving me help give LA like what am I looking at bro? What are we gonna do with this Utah?
Who the fuck wants to live in Utah?
I don't know their basketball team just got kind of copy $500 you just linked me nothing like
What is this like what did you just like I'm not gonna get any more links in your chat, bro. Oh wait, don't give him a chance
Give another chance
$21,000 in Atlanta
Atlanta's nice. I don't know about Atlanta
No, that shit looks like a vibe, bro, like I
Don't know like what am I gonna do with these who was spending a hundred twenty there's so much money laundering going on in the
$59 million. Yeah, bro. It's just fucking up some burgers, bro
North Carolina does not look this beautiful. I don't know what they're trying to click baby. Oh, it does it
Nice someone linked to LA six bedrooms right up here peak hold on 30 million dollar
30,000 30,000 LA three old-fashioned hold on we'll get sick of this shit
LA this isn't LA
Yeah, but wait what the fuck this does not look like a lot of fuck is it? It's not like it says LA
Louisiana, oh
What the fuck is this? Oh?
Look at the floor. What the fuck got to the plot man
So he's sliding to the function. Oh
Oregon
This is just a doing station. I got we can't even find anything. This is like you like bro
What like what the fuck a billion fucking dollars like for a fucking train track. I don't care, bro
I saw bill that cuz a bill 128 million
Like I toured this house that I'm not wasn't this one. There's some New York shit. It's beautiful
128 million building everyone in this building and it's an apartment, right? Yeah, I went in this building
It's fucking so it's such a waste of money and I'm again like the houses in my piece gone
The houses were actually like shit
We look at this one wait we did look at this one
We tore this one, I don't know about 20, but it's not bad
Bro the problem is
Like we need to fit six people like I'm telling you like 50,000 a month look at this new new poor like
It's just fake beautiful wait is this in Pelican Hill? No, bro
Let's go to Newport
Let's go to Newport ready. Look how much money we spend like $50,000 or even like this
Bro right next to the water
812 right here. I mean this guy's got this AI. I don't know
Six bedrooms downstairs of the theater that shit is a vibe
It doesn't even look that bad
That shit is a vibe. I'm not gonna lie to you now. Oh, I'm trying to tell you
like nobody wants to believe me because I'm just a
Fucking idiot, I guess like I don't know bro like
But we could get such a beautiful house in Newport like it'll feel so good if like brought along
Yeah
This one this one was good look Griffin. I look this one so it's six bedrooms
13,000 square feet look at this inside look at the garage so far one two three
and then look at this outside so inside look at how big the kitchen is look at
the living room bro look how big this shit is like when it's clear that's a
bedroom look at that beautiful this is bro I love Newport brother theater
Look, Suki, you want a theater, bro?
Enjoy it.
Take the whole theater, bro.
Look how big this is.
This is a fucking real theater.
Look at this, real theater.
Enjoy it.
Pool?
This crib is sick.
I'm not going to go home.
It is, and it's got a lot of, look how big the rooms are.
When you take everything out?
Eight car garage?
Before I had some of the nicest homes.
Look, another one.
Like, bro, this room's huge.
When you take everything out, this room's huge.
Yeah, it is.
huge lot of dollars huge
hmm what the fuck got a gym in the crib wow he's living right
it's gotta be the one look at the layout eight cargo look how long it is it's like a house
tell them to hold it for us i can message them tell them to hold it
say give us a second here give us a second here y'all $50,000 a month for this look at this
10,000 square feet
Look at this
What the fuck?
$50,000 wait, this doesn't even look real. Oh, but insets kind of holds but man, that's the fucking nice
It's a good deal
We got a file we got a file one, bro. I'm gonna tell you bro
All right, right, sir. I'm leaving
I'll probably hit toward my
Maybe wrap it up
You're going to the gym, right?
Yeah, after stream.
That would not be fucking lying, bro.
I was going to do a video.
You've got to hit the routine.
I jerked her off this morning, too.
Okay, I'm out of here.
Production, switch me.
You just shit yourself.
I just got some idea.
I might buy a house.
Low key.
Later, Ryan.
Guys are we ever gonna be able to find a house for everybody? I feel like this is so hard and I know we do this a lot on stream
I'm like I'm like really trying to find one bro. Like it's so hard
This might be the one John's I know clicking on your links is impossible. Yeah one dollar like what does this eat?
What is six point one seven acres mean like bro? How was this a dollar like?
Can you pass me a blankie blankie right there on my bed? The blue one?
Yeah.
He's fucking fall asleep.
Go to Marlon's room. I'll go fall asleep. Take a little nappy nap.
There you go. The top's right here.
Don't get that couch dirty if you have alcohol on you or anything.
I'm serious.
No outside clothes.
you
you
you
you
you
you
Wait
No
It's kind of small
Don't say cap or whatever bro. You gotta think of six streamers who are low-key disabled as fuck
You think we would do this?
Let us be let let's be real
Let's be real
Let's be real
Dude, I'm not even trying to be negative. I'm so serious chat no troll. Do you guys think we'll find a spot or no?
Well, I'm trying to tell you I think I think it's gonna be them. Yo, I'll you know, John's I'm about on my G
I'm out like I would I would give you $3,000 to fuck off right now. I'm serious like like I'm not even kidding
How do you say this is three beds one bathroom where the bathroom is the fucking ground?
Who the fuck is gonna live in a lane called sugar land well, what is this Jason's house growing up the fuck
What the hell is this fucking sugar land?
You're being too picky bro. I'm gonna be honest with you
I'm not being picky when you live in a house with six people who all want their own a little bit of personal space
They all have one to two cars. You you need you need one
Cherry hell by the way
Guys cheerio is a dangerous area
Los Angeles. Not bad. Damn, this song lowkey reminds me of Kai. What do you think he's
doing right now? You think he's happy? Hope he's happy, bro. I hope we're all happy.
It's very easy to fake being happy, but I hope you're all happy.
I hope Lazy's okay, well.
Can we get 10 gifted right now, chat, to make sure everyone's happy and healthy?
Just one singular 10 gifted right now.
That's all we ask.
If you're happy, drop one gifted sub.
If you're not happy, drop a follow.
Thank you for the sub.
Really bro?
And my appease gone.
Thank you for the one gifted.
I'm scared of the comma.
You're just saying GG.
Yoooooooh!
Fade with the 10 gifted in!
You gotta subsame me, I'm trying to see something.
I find it very cool that like even with a day like today,
where we do something so silly and so dumb,
and I'm just chilling at my setup,
people still have time to just relax with me,
bro it's really nice, it's really nice.
I like you guys, bro.
76,000 people watching fucking peanut on YouTube?
Is he that famous holy shit?
Bro when I tell you when I tell you this is making him a million dollars a month just off YouTube
I'm not even kidding
I'm dead serious just off YouTube
55k on twitch
78k on YouTube. I'm dead serious. I'm an apocalypse. I'm a pocket watch demon. I swear to God
swear to God hand on chat life
Twitch
Probably like a million
million five hundred thousand YouTube
Like a million two hundred thousand this guy's making
25 million dollars a year being a fucking peanuts
Do
He's on kick-toots not join me
This one is 3000
Weird
But
I mean kidding bro, wait, why do people say that he's in Twitter? I didn't even know you could stream on Twitter
Why do people say that he's viewbotting?
You guys do realize some streamers are different like some people have active chats
Some people have slow chats. Some people have gamer chats. Some people have interactive chats. That's just how it is
Like bro E-Rubb's chat is faster than my chat
like
Where's E-Rubb's name on Twitch E-Rubb? What?
What's his name his offline chat is faster than my chat?
E-Rubb 2 2 1 ready. Hold on E-Rubb 2 2 1
That's not it. What is it?
Bro look at this
Is he streaming right now bro? He's offline right now
He's offline right now. Look at this
I'm dead serious like
you
you
you
you
you
This is a
channel.
Wow!
This is a channel.
This is a channel.
This is a channel.
Wow!
Dude, that's got to be such a crazy feeling.
That's got to be actually a crazy feeling.
Was I ever number one?
I was number one for like a day, wasn't I?
Wasn't I ranked number one?
For something.
What was it?
No, I was.
It was for something, though.
What was it for?
No, outlaw.
Outlaw.
You guys are saying cap.
I was number one during the first episode in something.
It was, yes I was.
Bro, all you single handedly can say I wasn't, I was.
There is a statistic that showed I was,
yeah, I was the most watched streamer one time ever.
I was the most watched streamer in September of 2024.
I was the most watched.
Yeah.
Which is crazy, bro.
Being a number one streamer, I feel like, has a lot of responsibility now.
No, it was not English, Jonah, it was everything.
I beat, like, um, cage roll, I beat a bunch of people.
It was everything.
I was number one.
Will I ever get that again? Probably not.
Yeah, I beat speed, I beat co- I guess I did, yeah.
You guys get live, bro!
I'm gonna take that accomplishment.
None of them were streaming that month.
I still fucking took it.
I was.
I was.
Yes I was.
Yes I was.
Number one most watched streamer in 2024.
Look, these are video games.
These aren't real streamers.
So don't say these count, you fucking idiots.
These are not actual, I was the number one most watched streamer.
I beat everyone.
Third, alright yeah, I hate you guys.
You guys are actual fucking losers.
Why can't you guys ever comment?
I don't never happen again though because I'm not doing a sub-abon and if kind speed alive I probably beat it
Listen, I'll take pride in it
I don't give a fuck
This is crazy though
Chad that's a peanut bro, I don't know why he gets so much hate
But I'm not alive, nowadays the internet is just filled with hate
What are the top channels of Twitch?
I don't even know them
Burnt, Pina?
K-droll? K-droll is like a big uh, League of Legends player, right?
Right?
Isn't that what he does?
Yeah, Zach Roar. Is this Asmon Golds?
Yo, being a watch, yo, being a watch party streamer or like a gamer streamer at the top,
you actually have a cheat code, you know? Bro, every single day you go live as a League
of Legends player, bro, you actually have a cheat code because the game is never
going to die, right?
Legal legends is never going to die.
So K-Sow, yo, K-Sow is actually a goat.
He really streams like every day.
Jinxie number five, well, I'm in top 10.
That's crazy.
That is actually crazy.
188 hours.
Realistically though, that's going to drop.
I don't, right, what I'm maintaining, I can't maintain forever.
Unless I really go hard, but like well, I really enjoy streaming to stream like it's so much fun to me
Jinxie stats
But I remember when Jinxie called me it was like right around this area. It was last December bro. He was like
We're just having a such a good conversation, but I'm actually so happy for him. I'm not even kidding
Like genuinely, I'm so happy for him
He deserves it. He's like I wouldn't say I'm like best friends of him
But like I'm really close to him and like it is really nice to say
Dude a lot of people would get sad after this. I'm not kidding. He he got sad. He talked to me about it
It's not D1. Yeah, you know what I've got to stop doing. Yo, he's got to delete these fucking clips
Holy shit, you know what? You know what? I've got to stop doing well
I'm gonna start timing out just fucking straight like when it's not a time to joke like bro
It's just like actual too many tarts sometimes, bro
Like gently
Wow, what does my board look like?
Sub-a-bond right here damn
What a crazy fucking month dude, what a crazy run we've had in the last like
Yo, the last year, no? Literally since last year.
We've been going on a run since, like, 2024. Last two years.
Like, really? Really? Damn, bro. I know I look at this so much, but, like,
Like, what the fuck was I doing in March?
Like, is there clips even here?
Wait, no way I just found this.
Do this?
Do this?
I mean, I just found the first time
me and Jason hung out by accident.
You really came here with a fucking
stain on your shirt too, bro?
Yo, fuck this guy! No way!
But, to be honest, I did not see a group.
Yeah. I'm a grower, not a shower.
Nah, he's type-
Wow, bro, what a fucking era.
What a fucking era this was, man.
Yo, look at my face.
Look at my fucking face! Oh my...
Oh my god, bro.
I'm not gonna lie, iPhone should be fucking sued for ever creating this.
Hey, Malaw was watching me, bro. Thank you, Malaw.
Oh, jeez, Louise. Bad month that was.
What was my most viewed clip when I came back in 2023, November?
November? What was the clip that saved me. Let's look at this. November 2023. Wait, hello?
How do you do this? November? These were my clutches that made me relevant again.
holy shit you've been running so fast
that's on his own
wait, oh it is on you to click it
alright ready, three, two, one, go
Fortnite boy breaks monitor
What is this crazy story, huh?
the drug addict himself Norden chat phase fucking rain my raindrop you know
like hey raindrops just told me that he doesn't take animals this dude fucking
injected at one point no like that's my boy me name the cat yesterday under my
He said, here's this heroine, you know, you said, and I said, I said, this isn't a part of my face, come on, Jack.
Yo.
Fuck it over, your time is up.
Ah, and there he goes.
Come with me.
Dude, there's some good fucking...
I look he misplaying video games fucking every day, man.
every day man yeah it was less popular but bro this shit was so funny
I love his little face bro I want to call him
what a fucking era you say this every day no I do say it a lot because I like
playing video games about December oh December is when the burger clips that
came in the fucking clip itself
class actual
this is your viewer brah
So this is your fucking viewer, bro.
NOOOO!
NOOOO!
What?
I actually am such a fucking loser it's it's kind of sad what about January this
is actually cool I get to go watch back I've never done this I didn't know you
could do this
I should host stable wars again that's the I actually should low-key that was a good
era. Yeah, we'll get to that later. Um, so, uh, this was such a funny stream. This girl
was literally a gold digger. I miss when Lacey was so chopped in fat. I'm gonna be
honest with you. When he was like fat, I don't know. He had this special touch to
Like bro look at him
You see you look so good you're an inspiration to us all any girl would be lucky to be around you anytime of the day you look so handsome and probably smell so good in person thank you so much for the money of course no problem dude I uhhhh
Not a lot.
You're guilty.
You know, I know you were guilty.
You don't have to tell me.
You don't got to tell me, brother.
I know.
Rough anywhere.
What am I doing wrong what am I doing wrong
I
Very interesting time for sure I barely streamed
Now that I'm looking back at it
The voice crack this shit is bodied bro. I'm not gonna lie. There's no way I
Look skate three podcast
We smack that boy.
Oh yeah, man. We touch that boy.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
The voice like,
Yeah, yeah.
What do you mean, dude?
That voice.
Bro, I can't even play VR chat.
If I get on VR chat, people just stream site me
and like put like dead people on my screen
It's so aides like I wish I could
Denny's are this is like crazy. I really never did IRLs, huh like looking back at it. I never did IRLs
Wait wait wait bruh wait that wasn't even a clip, what the fuck is that?
and staring at Boba's butt. Brother, how parasocial is this? 15,000 viewers. She literally walked
by and Jason looked at me, looked at her. Like how retorted, yo, this is like actual
sad. Boba reveal. Holy.
I already said that! I already said that! I already said that! I already said that! I already said that! Actually, it means so much to me.
What?
There was a girl over there.
Oh god.
Stop!
Stop!
Did you sleep?
This is the greatest clip to come from Steve Borden Autostream.
Three year anniversary of this?
Holy fucking shit, man.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
like my mods are actually so bored during this era holy shit the duke who is
You
Okay, stay here I gotta change my shirt I'm sweating no no you just touched me
Wow, what a fucking era.
You know, whatever room I get next in the next house, I feel like, what should I do?
Should I have a smaller room?
I look like having a small room where you can see everything in my room.
Next house, does he know?
Damn, well, you think we'll live together in the next house?
No, there's no way we give up right
what?
no no no
what?
what?
no, no
yeah
wheeze
wheeze
wheeze
wheeze
wheeze
wheeze
wheeze
Damn, man. Cinema.
That fat ass butt belongs to me.
Oh, no, no, no. Bad timing. Bad timing to hover over a clip.
Oh! Oh, oh, oh, oh!
AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
I don't like the look of this room, no?
Like, this little setup like how it was like this was kinda cool.
I didn't like the full room.
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Ron finds Virgil and Spann.
Is that Shaquille here?
Oh my God!
are you famous what is your name yeah all right holy man i
you guys really like this room did you like it because it was nostalgic or did you actually
like this room like i don't get it i wasn't really like i don't i never understood this
But why I don't I don't even think this room was that
How is this my best setup best look this shit doesn't look good at all this shit just looks it looks too big like I don't know I
I
Don't like big rooms. I'm not gonna lie. I just don't I like having small rooms
The only reason I had this room is like I prefer this look more
This was nice to me
Damn, bro, I miss I
Missed the feeling of being in a group like I know we're in a group right now, but like I don't know bro. I
I miss it. Where did it break down?
I don't know. I hate talking about this on stream because everyone's like you're farming blah blah blah
so I just don't talk about it. I'm gonna skip October or September because I know what that is.
That was a sub-a-lot.
This is a classic.
Oh my! Oh my!
Oh my! Yeah!
This is what I died like what was I even doing bro like what were we even doing bro
Oh
Classic
Damn I remember this as a good stream
November
Get the fuck out of my house!
Get the fuck out of the closet!
Oh my god!
Yes!
I have not felt like being on...
Is there someone else like this? Like the past two months man?
I just don't...
I don't want to be on my computer ever. Like I'm so over the computer.
Like... I don't know. Corona just...
Yo, I'm not gonna lie we've been grinding so hard this isn't like bro. This is crazy
This is one of my favorite clips I've ever seen on my channel
This is my favorite one
Oh God!
Oh, run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
I miss Pepsi, bro, you know I'm trying to tell you guys you guys think I'm just like forming I'm dead serious
A smaller house is always better. I'm telling you we're too far apart from each other
I'm dead serious. I'm telling you you think I'm lying, but I'm telling you we're too far apart from each other
like
you're good on this side you're good on the left side you're good on the left side
Wow, this was my best work
This is my best work
Traffic segments in our driveway classic
I
Miss Max, what is this?
January 2025, let's see the best clips of here.
I actually didn't know you could do this on this website.
Sound guard, you put it in, seriously.
No, you didn't.
I should have done it, I don't know why I did that.
Did you?
Oh, my God.
Oh, shit.
No, you didn't.
I should have done it, I don't know why I did that.
Did you?
Yo, do you understand how crazy this is?
How did my eyebrows not burn off?
get it
You're allowed to go on the bike lane. Oh, oh my fucking leg
What's up man?
What's up?
Ron?
What's up, bro?
How are you?
Come on.
Oh, little, oh, you try to be so anonymous, but when I see you in person, you giggle up,
because we love each other.
We're lovers.
Let's see.
What's up, man?
What's up?
Ron?
What's up, bro?
How are you?
What's up, man?
What's up?
Ron?
What's up, bro?
See, February.
Ron owns the road.
He's bored out of his mind.
Notice how you own the road, Drew? Look, you see how we're on an intersection, we gotta turn left before we're in the far right lane?
Yeah.
Let me show you how this is done. Wall?
Oh yeah.
Actually, wait.
Ah.
Oh dear.
Oh dear.
Oh dear.
Oh dear.
Let's keep it down, bro.
Yeah, okay.
Oh
This is one of my favorite days of the pro
You gotta just open your eyes. I can't get in there. No, you're in there. What may I hold me? Go
I'm hoping to do it so go go
Should I go back to blonde hair or now
I love
I want to go higher!
I got you guys!
Be careful!
I got you guys!
I got you guys!
Be careful!
Ready?
I want to go higher!
I want to go higher!
Oh, that's cracked.
What is this oh my god
March.
Caught.
What is it?
Classic.
What the fuck?
I
Wait anything else, this is like shit we've already done
April damn bro time moves so fucking quick. This was last year in April
oh wait you hit it did he yeah yeah you did I skimmed it that's why
Yeah, I got it.
Oh my god, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
What the hell, bro?
Watch that!
AHHHHH!
Granify?
No, we got to go through this.
Don't use the site because I have to adjust it, but...
Hold the...
What the fuck was that?
You did it.
How does this...
You don't have to keep talking.
Leave me this here.
Yeah, you don't fuck with me.
Man, you hit that one too.
You hit that one.
Yeah, this has been brother-fine-bro guns-thousand, you made all of us trying to fucking wait!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Sinky, bro!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
No, you didn't!
No, Sinky, are you dead-eyed?
I can't see, bro.
Don't even try to set the other one.
I'm not going to lie, that's a-
Ah!
I don't know.
Oh, no.
Yo, so it's like, it goes up and down.
What do you mean?
The wing moves.
You put- What are you?
It's a cat.
A cat.
A cat.
A cat.
A cat.
Yo, I'm not even kidding, that was like the scariest thing in my life from that
happen.
I was so like...
Where is it?
Alright, push it up!
Push it up!
He paid, yeah, WSOE.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh my god, I really dropped the camera and Jason. Oh my enemies just cried this day. Oh my god
For crying. Oh my I don't even want it
It was a funny day
What month are we May? Oh
Indian what does it even mean?
I'm not going to lie I'm saying it and then that oh my god that oh my god I don't give a fuck
classic
day summer it is the new house what's up Jason I'm going through old clips route
I didn't know there was a I knew on Twitch tracker you could see old clips but
I didn't know you could go month to month like I didn't know you could go
month to month to month to month
yeah I actually almost drowned this is one of the scariest moments of my life
I swear to God, bro my helmet got stuck.
No! No! No! No! No! No!
That's ritual shit! That's ritual shit!
Before Lacey brought, Jason was the biggest gambler. I'm gonna be honest with you.
That dude Jason was betting on games. TJ McConnell, fuck you.
See you get ready! See you get ready!
See you get ready!
Welcome home from life!
For the finale!
What the hell are you doing?
Jesus!
Get in my face!
Oh
Yeah, he's actually so stupid
That show you can just go for it if you want
Yeah, this is my hardest challenge ever not clickbait no nothing double 27 hours
It took me to get a win a margarit
Nice actually the hardest shit at my whole life. I'm not even kidding
I gotta run back to more gaming streams in the summer like some like some big gaming
streams.
Somewhere is always a big fun to do it
Okay, I'll give it to you guys. I lowkey like this angle
But looking at it right now lowkey I kind of like this angle
Who's that son of a...
What are...
Is that what you write?
Yo?
Yo, Rob!
Yeah, it's not our end you fuck yo shut up. Yeah, what would you do if he actually spawned in?
Like I don't even know what I would do
You're on I want to do a stream with you. Yeah, sorry
All right, yo, should I move my setup back or should I just rock this setup for the rest of the time that I'm here?
I mean, bro, I
Don't know I like this
I thought this was rocket
Okay, they would attend gifted bro. We should it
Like the only thing I didn't like about this angle is it showed too much like I don't know
I don't know it's not bad, but it wasn't like great
Damn, so this June, this is July?
Wow!
Like, I'm gonna be honest with you.
I'm not even kidding. It wasn't the glasses and the facial hair
It was dead ass my it was my hair hair, but having long hair is a cheat code. I'm not even kidding
Yo playing this in the summer was goaded I picked such a perfect time
This is where Jun's got banned
Damn looking back I rushed this fight
Holy lot.
OH MY GOD!
OH MY FUCKING GOD!
FINALLY!
SHIT!
That probably was the most double mean I've ever had in my whole entire body.
I'm not even kidding, like my whole life living, ever.
I swear that was probably the most double me I've ever had.
Oh, I can't believe shit.
This was such a cinematic fight.
I'm not even kidding.
Out and Ring is honestly one of the best games I've ever played.
I'm not kidding.
It actually is the best game.
Make it easy.
I'M AN ELTAN! NOOOOOO!
IT'S OVER!
IT'S OVER!
OH MY GOD!
What a fucking...
CHILLS, chat.
Chat CHILLS.
CHILLS.
straight chills. August. Go! Three, two, one, go! Bye bye!
He's actually it's September. Oopsies.
$100 is on this switch card. Y'all can get us a hundred subs with it. Okay, this is all.
Damn we knew we knew max left for so long didn't we where did we talk when did max leave where's that part out
How's everybody doing what was this from hello thank you for the 10 giftage what was this from coming back what was this from
Um, hello there. Hello, thank you for the 39 months.
I would say thank you to all my subs, but...
Oh, when I was getting fucking robbed...
Yeah, little interesting humans...
October.
You ready?
I say...
I...
No!
Right up there!
Ah!
Ah!
November.
Oh, no.
No, no, no, no.
Not that clip.
I barely streamed in November.
I barely streamed in November.
I wouldn't go there
And word
How does that 200,000 views I don't know where this like assumption
Like you guys how does that have that many views bro, I'm not even kidding
Sinowin7, I want to see that. I never saw my chat when I lost it. I I don't remember
I don't know there's any clips but damn I really did lose bro
Damn this was the last clip before phase ended but
Yeah, I'm probably just gonna go back anyway because I want to be able to stream early tomorrow
I knew it was ending this same night. Isn't that crazy? I literally knew it was ending.
I'm- yeah, I'm probably just gonna go back anyway because I want to be able to stream early tomorrow.
Um, and I know if I stay later, I'm not gonna end up streaming early. It's gonna be later in the day, so
Honestly, I'm gonna call it but like, bro, it's-
I
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Big bear incident aware
Gift gold 100,000 views I didn't drop a gold card did I
That is not the Charizard right
No, it's not should we go to Big Bear this weekend Cheddar now?
Should we go to Big Bear or not?
Do you think Big Bear actually has a curse?
Like how was this a clip like Boba smoking off stream?
Who here has a brain in act- bro this is what someone said smoking this glare right
here for my camera from the light this perfect circle this perfect circle this
is called the fucking sun glare you dumb fuck
the chill shot I call this one the chill shot you sit back relax take a
shop. Classic. Wait I know that guy. Didn't he stream today? Wait that's me. Yo no fucking
wait is he streaming right now no fucking way yo that's me
yo is it streaming right now that's me
yo is that me yo is that me me
yo is that me me
I saw this clip, bro. Oh, Slicker you still owe me $90,000
Kekwa, Kekwa, Kekwa, Kekwa, Kekwa. What? What? What is this? What? What are you singing
me? Yo, this has 60 million views. I'm gonna be honest with you. Instagram reels
is way better than TikTok nowadays. I swear to God. Sixty million views? Like, bro.
Make chocolate milk? How does this work? No, chocolate milk is just milk with chocolate
syrup in it. Wait, wait.
It doesn't go with cows. Okay. That's good to know. No.
But strawberry milk comes from cows that are like light pink.
Are you serious? No.
Yo, how, bro? Like...
Yeah, I'm not even kidding. I miss when I'm not even kidding. Okay, there's probably some
people in my chat that are from every type of community right now. The Twitch community,
It doesn't matter how many viewers people have,
it doesn't matter how many anything.
The best time on Twitch is when everyone gets together
no matter what.
Like, bro, train needs to stream again on Twitch.
I mean, be honest with you,
he needs to stream every day, bro.
I miss, train was a big success on Twitch.
No matter the viewership he had,
he just held so much power with his community and him
and he did a pot.
Like, I think he needs to come back and do a podcast.
Like he needs to stream like his podcast again,
like, you know what I'm saying?
Well nobody worked no it worked I missed this shit, but that has missed this shit, bro
The world is very interesting, we'll never know any tip of secret.
the end watching on May 32.
One more. One more. We're getting
that gold. We're getting that
gold. It's gold. It's class S.
Oh, peanut. Mm hmm. Wanna play
Arc Raiders? Come on. I have
never tried it. Would love to
try it with you since you are
Oh
Yo ex-qc wanna play something wait, I'm confused why does everyone have a sponsor deal besides me
come on this dog should ask fucking game dealt to force my kicking balls though
didn't want to give me a fucking sponsor
What the fuck you guys?
Autistic trait, what's your autistic trait?
I hope you lose. I'm casting a spell on you.
We're flying, we're flying. Damn, everyone's got shit, and I'm sitting here playing. Ooh!
Please.
Yo, Clicks. Wanna play for...
...nights?
Naughty type of, hey.
I just can't down after finals. How long?
What is this dog shit music
This video.
Two hours!
Oh my god, this is a classic. When Clicks made me delete this off TikTok, but I private it and unprivate it a year later.
What?! Hey!
What are you wearing, bro?
What are you wearing, bro?
We're talking about like what we're wearing in real life, right? Yeah, you know what? I'm gonna try something
I'm gonna try one thing bro. I'm gonna give it a go
I'm about to play solo squats
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
What the fuck?
Lazy sleeping on my...
Should I prank him?
Should I wake him up with a dick in his ass?
How's he asleep with your loud ass?
I don't know, bro.
I'm out of play solo squads.
You know this is why you don't pick up phone calls by Dean.
I'm dead serious.
Like, bro.
Like you pick up one call and he just doesn't fucking stop. He dead ass does not stop, bro
Like
Should I block him click set me a photo
Son of pictures penis
Thank you.
you
you
you
you
you
You
Fucking living spot
Hey, what who to go all I know
Sama ala no smoke
Not how I getting banned from twitch is low key scary pray for him Mario you got banned through the funniest way possible
I'm not even kidding. I'm waiting for my game itself finally
There we go, what is this gay fruity shit on my yo, are we fucking serious for tonight?
No, I'm a fucking manly man. What is this? Imagine going pink?
Jesus
Well
How have you been come on bro, can I get on the game? What is this?
First time chatter my mom has candice. This is her okay interesting
Why is Kai's tonight on fire
What is what's going on right now? Why am I loading up the game and Kai's tonight is on fire?
All right, not bad.
Juice World!
We love you!
The vet first edition
Not bad I
Like this skin it's pretty cool. What's in the shoppy shop anything in the shop nowadays? Oh
Shit the Roan of Arc who the fuck is this?
Okay, hold on. This is Jesus
Oh Jesus.
All right, football, not bad.
What else?
I
McLaren P1 not a bad shout Jason the ween in the item shop regular show
Wait, wait a-
Wait a fail this emote.
Skips?
Not bad.
Doggy.
Burger.
There's so much random shit in this fucking game.
What?!
I don't know if this was in this shop.
Holy- Yo get this fucking chicken out of my fucking face, bro.
Oh my god, bro.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I'm not even kidding, bro.
This action has made me so mad.
I forgot about this fucking chicken, bro.
Oh my fucking god.
Why is this at the end of the item shop fortnite?
What's going on?
Why is this at the beginning of the item shop?
Can you explain?
Yo fortnite, why is this at the bottom of the item shop?
Excuse fate.
Why is steel a brain rot trending?
Oh man.
What?
How do you even find the game?
Where do you even find?
There's 72,000 people playing there's no way it's that's the most amount of people that's
playing right now, right?
Wait, so I'm confused.
Do people play Roblox War of Fortnite?
Really?
Is Roblox that big of a game?
I really don't know.
I never play it.
Fuck it, we're going crazy, chat.
We're back on the fucking headset, let's fucking go.
I'm a real fucking gamer when I have on this shit, bro.
When I have on this shit, I'm a fucking demon!
I'M MY SAVAGE!
I'M MY SAVAGE!
Wait, where's the vivette collab?
I'm confused, you guys said vivettes in the atom shop, where?
Geno-
OOOH!
Toc-toc-toc-toc-toc-toc-toc-toc-toc-toc-toc-toc-toc-toc-toc-toc-toc-toc-toc-toc-toc-toc-toc-toc-toc-toc-toc-toc-toc-toc-toc-toc-toc-toc-toc-toc-toc-toc!
Oh hey, ladies, good morning!
Huh?
Oh my god.
Yo, what's up bro, you play video games often?
I'm ready to play, you ready?
Yep.
Wait, bro, you have Renegade Raider on bro, do you have the original Renegade Raider?
by that recently is that stolen valor nice original I don't know I think I got
the trustee number two pickaxe I can cash a emoji like I'm using that right
now but I don't really have another way down
Charge our presidential or black top
Everyone knows when you go retail roll you always go to black tops
It's not a question if you go houses black top always has the most I agree. I agree. You always go here
You gotta go here. Oh my god, bro. This reminds me of that one time when Ninja and Tifu
Oh, we are fucked. Hey, why is our people here? Yeah, are you good? You're contested
I got no gun, I got no gun!
So you're initial reaction?
It's the fucking little aim?
Yes!
Sniper fight, baby!
You're such a fucking gun!
You're actually a dumbass.
I got the gun!
The fuck?
Alright, alright, I'll save you, I'll save you.
I got the gun!
Wait!
Like you got the gun and you did it now?
I'm confused.
I don't know, I was just thinking of using it.
Yo, why are we like...
Yeah bro, you're actually really good at the game.
you wanna play here actually come down to play fucking kidding
god fucking game bro
dude why are you guys spamming more KSI is calling me thank you
you
you
you
you
you
a
Nice he's not downstairs
He just typed in my job
Unless it's white do rag behind me. No, hello, you got a mic
Yo, you got a mic, yo you got a mic, yo you got a mic, yo you got a mic, yo brother,
you got a mic, yo motherfucker, you hear me, yo mic, yo yo yo, sup bro, yo what's good
bro, what's good man, what's up man, how you doing, I'm doing good, you sound a little
I'm not sad bro, I'm feeling great.
Guys.
Hold on now.
What do you want to learn?
Hold on bro.
Be back, give me one second.
Okay.
Outlaw!
She's calling me back. She's calling me back.
I'm sad to sleep, but they come to my seriously.
I'm not gonna let them feel it.
They're into the sun, so she's gonna tell me to my place.
It's over. My baby's over. It's over. It's over.
She's gonna tell me it's over.
I
Miss you you want to make some kind of leaf. I'm cold. It's really
Yeah, I
Said you a photo your car that I know check literally fucking text to me said
How happy you are, huh?
Watch out, bro.
You said I was in fucking Eero on this one.
I was on a flight, bro.
Was that actually the same car?
Yeah, I said you were picture.
Yeah, I know.
It was kind of funny.
Wait, when did you get back?
Like, 20 minutes ago?
Oh, I'll just take a seat.
Oh, sorry, yeah.
I'll get you a chair.
OK.
You want to?
OK, so I'll take the other seat.
OK.
OK.
How was your trip?
It was good, bro.
I had a little, I mean, everything was good,
but Italy, bro.
Had a little fluid shit.
Everybody sick right now.
Yeah, I don't really know why,
People thinking I was fucking faking that shit until Lacey start throwing up now. What's that huh? Huh?
Listen, you still set for now now. I mean I don't feel nothing. I feel good. So we're going to the gym later though, right?
You want to go to the gym? Yes, I've been going. I have been going. What time is it?
Well, you have you about like two hours of streaming bro. Is that you plan on streaming longer?
No, I'm saying I'm playing on stream part of one. Wait, bro. You're leaving again tomorrow. So bro. Yes, like dead-ass brah
I'm really confused. I I texted me today and I thought everyone was going to to super now it now all of a sudden nobody is
Yeah, I mean, yeah, I have to
I'm going with the brand the brand the brand with brand I
Can't say yet I
Know the super was not tomorrow, but I know but seriously good
So you're gonna leave me for another couple days, bro. Yes my flight. You know my flight is I gotta leave 5 a.m. This morning
I mean tomorrow morning, so we're not
No, we are we are while we're on the stair masterless planet
We actually need to do I'm so finished
I know where
What do you know right now
Bro you're literally playing with clicks you just bullshit me right now
No, you're not
Just let you have fun, bro. No, what the fuck is going on this house right now, but
I have to go on all my clothing for my little watches right here that we have shit about
No, I mean, that's fine. Okay, but what about the other shit?
Yeah, so we get a new house
But we got to talk about that shit, too. I don't know what the fuck is going on, bro
They're not dying. They're gonna be fine. They literally
when you had to move. Bro generally it's fine chat head said then I know he's in
San Diego fucking game would do it like I don't know I didn't know you were
fucking here. No I did job. Yeah I know cuz you know I was like fuck it I'm on
that grind this year bro I gotta come back and I got it. What do you want to
ask right now? Jason got invited to tournament. Lacey got invited to tournament.
Let's start it. Stop right there. Stop right there. Stop right there. Stop right there. Stop right there.
No, I'm trying to talk to him.
Look at the eyes. Yeah.
Did you get invited?
No.
Why are you looking at me like that?
Yo, can we talk about this shit?
Lacey and Jason got invited. Like, wait.
I'm not going to accept.
Let's get this straight. Everyone in the house got invited basically.
Wait, I'm going to see it in your day.
Yo, give it a fuck. I appreciate it.
Yo, time to talk to y'all soon. Okay, one second. I got to talk to Ron about this.
Ron, are we actually being like, they actually got invited?
Like no joke.
Are they actually officially invited?
Do you wanna see?
I swear to chat, I've been so lost.
I'll be honest, Bob, I've been doing this
and it's been a thing forever, but.
Better.
They're fully invited.
Like they're fully invited.
Do you see my DMs and any mentor?
Let me see.
This actually, you left me on seeing.
Oh, do you wanna wait?
Hello there.
Yeah.
What's up everybody?
I'm sorry, I already tweeted it.
So Jason and Lesia are fishing by the boat.
Yeah bro, are you invited?
No, I haven't got anything yet, I swear.
See you all once.
Stop looking at me like that because listen,
I promise you right now,
I won't, I will get you in no matter what.
Yo Scythe, give me the big five, appreciate it.
So let me get you in there.
I will get you in there, bro.
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not in trouble.
You're gonna get me in there, so you're in there.
No, but I don't care if I'm in there or not.
I'm not in there.
I'll literally get you in that, in that match.
I'm not even trolling, bro.
I don't believe it, bro.
I'm gonna go to London.
I see the script already.
I see it. No, no, I see it. So wait, so wait, wait, wait.
When we go to London, right? Yeah.
Is your plan, like your whole plan for this trip?
Oh, I didn't tell you yet.
Me and you are hosting our own charity match.
In London? Yes.
So we're going to drop a location somewhere
and we're going to do a charity match.
We're going to have people come out
because since I didn't get invited,
I want to host my own.
Okay. So we're hosting our own charity match in London.
And all the proceeds are going to go to us.
We're going to have a link in your chat,
a link in my chat for donations, et cetera.
And what's that, like, what's the charity even called?
No, it's just our banks.
It's your bank number. Yes.
So it's like free transfer. Okay. We're gonna host our own charity match. Okay. Yes
And what's your plan? And I do you know that JD still gave you the option of going on a date with the ball in London, right?
I think he lied, but I'm still gonna do I'm gonna do a day where I go on a day with a ball. Yeah, it's probably gonna give me a
Sure ritual. Oh, I sold your Rams Jersey. Yeah, what the fuck's up with that? I've just seen that before I came in, literally.
Yeah, bro. I mean, I wasn't even yo whoever bought that by the way and tell us not my fucking signature, okay
You fucking force my signature wow
And you actually got a silver how much like 40 bucks yeah, 50 bucks
I was gonna sell that one that one has your name on it. You know 50 bucks
Oh your bowling shoes your bowling shoes over here. I don't know. There's like bowling shoes. Holy shoes
All right, well, I'm gonna walk the plan and I guess I'll yo yo
Like yeah, I'm not holding
Holy fuck you listen you need to get in that charity match, but I will do everything in my power to get you that charity match
I'm not you're gonna get invited if you got I hope I will I hope I will but I
Will take bro. Okay, man. I got it. Can you call my brother? Do you know what time?
Okay, I'm gonna go upstairs and play for night go upstairs
No, no, Toby won't back in that
Toby will be mad
3 a.m. 3 a.m. Brown 3 I motivation Toby fight up right now. Yo, nobody's going up at 3 a.m.
Do push us when I talk about run during the chairman. Well, you understand I will get you that fucking chair to match 8.18
You will lace up your shoelace and so in the bench at least okay, you might not get a minute or two
Do you gonna be there? Okay, you understand you really could have had the first goal for the mayor?
I know I don't want to talk about it, bro. I don't talk about it
Because you fucking suck
You went to fucking guitar to flip a fucking doom bug you whatever and get a concussion
You could have scored but you didn't. You suck.
Oh, that's sweet sweet, that right? That's fucking sweet?
Fucking little pleaser.
I'm not closing your door either.
Yo, fuck you, Ron.
There's no fucking door anymore, dude.
Oh, my child.
I'm really about to be the only person that doesn't get invited to the charity match, huh?
Nice.
Nice.
I think we're under 13 months.
Okay, so be honest, if everyone here gets invited besides me, am I just supposed
I'm just supposed to sit here and just actually do a viewing party?
This is actually a ritual.
So you guys dead ass want me? You dead ass want me to go on a date with a fucking soccer ball?
Are you dead ass? There's just no way.
If I don't get invited I'm dead serious. I'm just gonna streak the field with my ballsack out. I don't care
Okay
I'm gonna streak the field my balls out
Yeah, you guys are saying I'm lying well I'm dead serious
Whatever, bro.
Never getting that invite now?
Well, anything they're gonna want to invite me more.
Neon's the new 40k, we go off of you, Ron. Thank you, bro.
Thank you, bro.
Then you guys spam Sidemen tweet kek wait. I'm gonna check I'm gonna check I got you guys
Yo, what's up man? Can you hear me? You got a mic?
What's up man, how you doing?
Good bro, I was about you.
You're doing phenomenal bro.
Are you happy with life?
Are you happy with life?
People used to scream when they got into your lobby now they don't give a fuck.
Nah, bro, I care, what? I'm a long time sub.
I get it, bro. I'm not cool anymore, bro. I'm not cool anymore.
Maybe XMC was right. Maybe I'm just a fucking chug loser.
Maybe I'm just not funny. Maybe I'm not entertaining. Maybe I'm not nothing.
But maybe, but maybe, if I put my arms in something, I could do anything.
because I'm not just a dumbass I'm not just a shithole I'm not just a
garbage player I'm a champion I'm a warrior I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm stable
Fuck it!
Fuck it!
Fuck the hell down!
Alright, ready to go.
Let's help this guy.
Bro, this game is impossible.
They don't do anything about steak.
They dead ass don't.
dieโyou guys are saying washed, sun, etc? Virtua these are just so hoecase okay.
15 minute delay, Jinxie. 15 minute delay. So you want me to put a 15? No, no, no, I'm
being told, right? It's rage rate. It's rage rate.
Alright, you know what bro? Let me teach you guys a little something. Tips by Ron, tips by
stable, tips by Ron, tips by when now and now stable. Listen, first when you get in the
bus you want to crack your knuckles. Everyone knows the rules. When you crack your knuckles
you're in gamer mode. Next you want to adjust your headset. Fully lock in. Everybody off
last stop for 18 seconds. You open the map, check out the location. This is on
FHCS perfect drops to the house knowing that nobody's around you you go for the
house that nobody's at this is a technique that I use during FHCS that
acquired me a win so if you're looking for similar results follow my lead you
go down in between pop your glider perfect doghouse perfect perfection
amazingness goatness creativity wise is on point you're gonna hit a slide
here and then jump you ready you're gonna hit a slide and then jump
I mean it's just like what do I do bro it's like
Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Leave the game! Leave the game!
Leave the game! Oh yeah, Kim Kardashian doing 6-7 on Fortnite, bro.
I actually... I... yeah, bro. This reminds me of, like, just... while I quit.
We have to get out of here.
Yeah shut up I got you.
No, the skin, the skin, I'll be honest to you, the best Kardashian is Caleb.
I
Like it
No, what do you mean?
What is this?
What the fuck is this?
Okay tips by tricks by tips and tricks by rod part two so you're looking to your
right nobody you're looking to your left nobody look behind you people are
jumping you know what that means you go forward when you go forward you're
gonna find less people. Everyone's to your left, everyone's to your right, everybody's
behind you, and nobody's in front of you. So what you're gonna do is you're gonna
go down, like so, pop your glider, like so.
you see this blue thing right here you're gonna hit it again because when you hit a
rift you go down quicker don't send me yet I know what I'm doing
you go down quicker
right into the house perfection why is there a reboot band and solos I don't
Perfect! Just what I wanted! A great pistol!
That's exactly what we wanted from this outcome.
So then you're going to farm.
I'm your match though. Every good gamer farms mats.
No good gamer has no mats.
Okay?
Come here.
Ignore him. Don't be intimidating.
It's a minute
But kill the first skill
Hey
Hey, and only Charlie Kirk down first enemy down first of many
Thank you Charlie Kirk, what's his name?
And I need Kirk, excuse me.
Freak out.
Jixi said I'm washed?
Yo Jixi, I wanna do a stream where it's me and you versus Peterbot, me versus Peterbot, me and you, and Lacey versus Peterbot, me and you, and Joe butterlose versus Peterbot.
I'm standing up bro.
I wanna see if I can take him down.
We will lose bro need you and two others on
On Fortnite, let's beat about it.
4v1, he's not winning, there's a zero chance.
Axe Wayne, hold on, hold!
Hold!
Oh, campfire too?
Not bad.
Uh, what the fuck is going on?
Rock in, rock in, rock in!
Rock in!
I got this!
hold on
what?
oh, what's going on?
hey stop
help me! help me! help me! help me!
help me!
there's too many fucking people bro there's too many people like what am I
supposed to do I've Travis Scott putting his fucking big fainty succulent
juicy fucking penis inside of me bro I'm trying to jump around with no
sight fit hide screen till you land oh yeah bro that'll help so much you're
Let me hide screen and hope that nobody finds me. You're right. No, no, no. You're right.
You're right.
Let's see if anyone finds me with my screen heaven. You're right, bro.
yo it's just gonna be the latest news i think reality you need to prove your combat skills
you're lacking in that department
jigsie
lost a plaque boy max on fucking roblox or not roblox rockely
God damn it!
To fucking Rocket League!
Rocket League?
Placaboy Max, you are a dog shit!
You are dog shits!
Yeah, put your sad spuds on, bro.
What are you gonna do? Like me? Sad for you?
You're going to sleep knowing that you have a million fucking dollars every single month in your bank.
I'm over here struggling.
I need fucking gifted subs to survive, bro.
Let's get ten gifted right now if you're sad for Ron.
All right.
All right, perfect. One person. Easy.
Thank you for the 10 gifted brah!
Everyone say thank you for gifting to the stable community.
10 gifted.
We really needed that.
Oh, are you serious?
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, bro.
Where is he walking?
Yeah bro, the whole server shows up, look.
Hey bro, what demon is that, bro?
click this link you'll be happier
what did you just make me start my pc
why does it say twerk dot mp4
what is this
I don't even care about that.
Well, the whole server is on me. Oh my god.
It's like...
Oh...
I tricked them bro. I tricked them bro. I did that trick them bro. I did that trick them
I'm serious, I tricked them.
Okay, oh my god, I'm at a spot that nobody can be at.
I'm dead, there's no chance.
This is so hard to get up here.
Only people who are up here are up here, I have so much time.
Like, bro!
Oh!
What's that sound, bro?
Oh my...
Dead.
Dead.
BITCH I'M STAYING BOO!
you
you
you
you
you
You
I
Guys first time I'm gonna win
No, no, no
No
No
Please
Please
Wait, tunnel system, shotgun please.
This is my first game where I could actually fucking win.
And I don't have a fucking shotgun, but there's planes everywhere.
What the fuck?
There's too much fucking going on!
What is going on?
How's the co-
Yo this motherfucker
Are you-
Are you-
Are you-
Fuck
Yo
Leave me alone!
Oh
We're rich
God fucking damn
Kill!
Kill!
Kill!
Kill!
you
you
you
you
you
You
I'll take every single piece of the blame if you wanted to
But you know that there is no end to someone in this game for two
I go, I go and then you go, you go, I didn't spell the truth
Can we both say the words, let's forget this?
Yeah, is it too late, you gotta say something
Cause I, is it a matter of justice or body
Oh, is it too late, you gotta say something
Yeah, I know you're gonna let shit down
It's just you let it stand for me now
Let's just try to get you on the move
Drive you down
It's been more than just a goodbye
Fuck yeah!
It's just you let it...
It's so bad, I died a fucking LeBron, bro!
Fucking LeBron, bro!
You and me
What am I listening to, post-below? What is this?
New Joji? Oh, I bet.
Wait, where?
I
I don't trust them anyways You can't break the law with no
It's so missy, I have a gun like You just get another right
Work it through your burn site If I get my money right
You know I don't need you, babe I'll show you
I hope the sack is full though.
I'm fucking...
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
Only have one life
You are so smart
You are so smart
You are so smart
You are so smart
So good