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02-06-2026 ยท 6h 07m

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[00:09:13] Fucking viewing party
[00:09:15] We're gonna be doing a fucking viewing party, bro. No, it's not funny
[00:09:19] It's not fucking funny you guys laughing, but I'm gonna be fucking depressed. Is that what you guys what is that what you guys what?
[00:09:26] that ass is that what you want is this you
[00:09:30] hi snap you like
[00:09:34] yo yo what's up with all these artists in my fucking chat recently can somebody
[00:09:40] explain that to me they were eight months and day you're dilemmas can
[00:09:43] somebody explain to me why there's so many artists now it is like that shit's
[00:09:47] not even funny that shit's not even funny they were five months yo guys who
[00:09:52] Who here is a loser and doesn't have a valentine, say me.
[00:09:56] Who's here?
[00:09:57] Who here?
[00:09:57] Who here has no valentine?
[00:10:00] Also, who here is gonna spend valentine's day
[00:10:03] watching Staple Renato?
[00:10:04] Show of hands.
[00:10:05] Show of hands.
[00:10:06] Show of hands.
[00:10:08] Who here has a girlfriend and will be spending valentines
[00:10:13] with them and getting them gifts while I'm gonna be working?
[00:10:16] Archie, you're saying me like you didn't just go
[00:10:18] on a fucking island with Bonnie.
[00:10:20] Listen, I don't wanna be parasocial.
[00:10:22] I don't want to be weird, but bro
[00:10:25] Bro come on bro. I know y'all kiss. I know your kiss. I'm gonna be the guy to say I'm gonna be the guy to say it
[00:10:30] I'm gonna be the guy to say it bro. I'm gonna be the guy that says it
[00:10:35] You're not gonna be working on Valentine's Day. Oh
[00:10:39] brother oh
[00:10:41] Brother oh
[00:10:43] My yeah, what's more boring?
[00:10:45] Streaming on Valentine's Day, getting all the losers to watch me because they
[00:10:50] don't have girlfriends or hanging out with my girlfriend, bro.
[00:10:57] Bro, like, come on. Let's be real. Bro, imagine... Oh my god, close your eyes.
[00:11:03] Everyone close your eyes. Imagine, close your eyes. Valentine's Day starts. Oh, I'm
[00:11:09] a stable Ronaldo viewer. I have no life, no fun, no nothing. Stable Ronaldo goes
[00:11:14] was live, how many viewers did they will peek at
[00:11:16] on Valentine's Day?
[00:11:18] If all the losers watched me, bro,
[00:11:20] how many viewers do you think?
[00:11:22] Bro, we would easily get like 60 to like, dare I say,
[00:11:28] you don't even have a Valentine Day yet.
[00:11:30] Yo, I don't know what this is where if you're a girl
[00:11:33] and you date a guy for almost two years,
[00:11:35] that they have to ask you to be your fucking Valentine.
[00:11:37] Like, do you think I'm like in middle school
[00:11:39] or something like that?
[00:11:40] Like, do you think I have to make a sign and everything
[00:11:42] to ask my own girlfriend for me, like, like bro,
[00:11:46] like what are we doing?
[00:11:47] You have to ask.
[00:11:48] Okay, all right, yeah, okay.
[00:11:51] You have to ask.
[00:11:52] So you're telling me you guys do that
[00:11:54] for your girlfriends in the show?
[00:11:55] Seriously, y'all do that?
[00:11:59] Right bro, yes, it's mandatory.
[00:12:04] I'm not listening to no J. Cole album.
[00:12:06] I'm gonna be honest with you.
[00:12:07] Was it good about her, man?
[00:12:09] I can't listen to it.
[00:12:11] Is it good? I heard it was really bad. I don't know but I will tell you one thing
[00:12:17] I will say one thing that Joji album. I don't know if anyone listened to it. No ad bro
[00:12:21] I almost have the whole thing on my fucking bro. This shit is so good. This song way. Yeet is so good. Hold on
[00:12:27] Listen to this
[00:12:41] Imagine yo, this shit feel like a rocket league song listen listen listen
[00:12:55] You don't have music taste
[00:13:00] So I'm so confused can I not like a song and you guys like
[00:13:04] I don't just I don't like your guys's music and then all of a sudden all of a sudden it's oh
[00:13:09] Oh, oh, you have bad music tastes so I have bad music tastes for liking my own fucking music
[00:13:14] Is that what it is now that the vet ass song? What does that even fucking mean you read?
[00:13:19] I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I'm a little energetic. I'm a little a little bit of place. I'm sorry
[00:13:25] I'm sorry. It's okay to keep your opinions to yourself
[00:13:28] Scorpi you wake up every single day
[00:13:35] What did I miss cat looking sideways
[00:13:37] Reacts
[00:13:45] Who the fuck is Joe wet yo yo who the fuck is Joanne comes out of nowhere who who is this who is Joanne
[00:13:58] I saw this thing, I don't know if it was real chat they said that bad bunny was wearing a bulletproof vest to the Grammys is that true
[00:14:07] Is that true?
[00:14:09] Is that actually true?
[00:14:11] Yeah, you've been spamming a bullshit tweet. I'm timing out for a fucking 30 minutes. It doesn't work. Yes. Wait. Why?
[00:14:16] Wait, why is this?
[00:14:18] What it like I'm confused. Is it is it that shit safe at the Grammys?
[00:14:25] Death threats oh
[00:14:27] Hope he gets better, bro. That's just scary, bro. I'm not gonna lie. I low key want to visit
[00:14:32] Um, wait, is New Mexico different than Mexico? I don't want to be stupid. I don't want to be stupid
[00:14:38] Oh, I'm gonna sound like an idiot. I want to be an idiot, bro
[00:14:43] Bro
[00:14:44] Wait, yes. Yes, it is. I
[00:14:48] Want to visit Mexico?
[00:14:50] Do you think that's a good idea or no? I'm just a little worried. That's all. I'm just a little worried
[00:14:56] like I really want to go but like I don't know bro I don't know new Mexico's in the
[00:15:03] US and Mexico's in the country wait isn't the country in the US what is this
[00:15:08] saddest edit of Ron no go through a little bit of sadness because I don't
[00:15:15] know how to save this bus
[00:15:26] Oh my God.
[00:15:27] Damn, I can't.
[00:15:31] Yo, why is Cinecolony?
[00:15:32] What? I'm working.
[00:15:36] This, what is your job?
[00:15:37] I must.
[00:15:38] You have four night at the job, you've failed at that.
[00:15:40] You know what I mean?
[00:15:41] You're supposed to be making money,
[00:15:42] making good content.
[00:15:43] I saw a couple of the XTC calling you boring.
[00:15:45] You failed at that.
[00:15:46] You should be getting an assigned maturity match.
[00:15:48] You failed at that.
[00:15:51] You failed your cholesterol.
[00:15:53] You failed your metabolism.
[00:15:55] You failed your body, fuck you.
[00:15:57] How about that, how about that, how about that?
[00:15:59] How about that?
[00:16:00] Since you wanna say I fail at everything.
[00:16:03] Ron, I have a favor to ask.
[00:16:05] What?
[00:16:08] Well, you see, I'm good to know if you could
[00:16:11] help me get in contact with the, with the Ock.
[00:16:14] So I could get a chop cheap the Ocky way.
[00:16:17] I'll see you, call me about food.
[00:16:18] Whoa, who woulda guess?
[00:16:21] Okay, yo, funny mine with the 20 gifts it serves.
[00:16:25] I got to go I got to go back to work so
[00:16:40] Yeah, let me try to call them up. I'm gonna come up
[00:16:45] Yeah, I'm gonna come up
[00:16:48] Yeah, can you give me some subs?
[00:16:55] Yeah, funny Mike's trying to say whatever bro
[00:17:02] We text them
[00:17:11] I'm actually so tight bro, so let me get this straight right I just got a call literally just asking for your food
[00:17:19] All right, bro, whatever
[00:17:21] Um, Lacey gives an update on what he was going through now to leave his bed for 3 days straight.
[00:17:26] No, Lacey with a heart and then a bandaid on the heart.
[00:17:30] I'm gonna be honest with you, if you have the flu for 3 days, it doesn't just automatically
[00:17:37] get better.
[00:17:38] Is he really about to run around?
[00:17:39] Bro, he's gonna get himself even more sick or like others, bro.
[00:17:43] Like what?
[00:17:44] Bro, he just got fixed.
[00:17:45] Is he really gonna run around?
[00:17:47] This is the first time I am seeing daylight and outside in over 72 hours and feeling what's a little bit better
[00:17:56] Yeah, that makes me sad, bro.
[00:17:58] Actually able to get up today, the past two days when I tell you guys I literally could not get up
[00:18:02] like standing up hurt my body my head felt like it was about to pop every time I would like sit up
[00:18:10] um woke up today got these live yesterday.
[00:18:14] Wait, I'm so confused though, but if he's live does he not have the flu still I'm confused
[00:18:19] Damn, I guess he's better than if he's streaming
[00:18:22] I'm confused bro
[00:18:25] Unless it's fake flu
[00:18:30] Wait is the what is the flu have you guys ever gotten it or no, I've never gotten the flu ever I've never gotten it
[00:18:37] What is it?
[00:18:38] It's that for about 20 hours
[00:18:40] Which is insane to even think about
[00:18:42] Yeah, but I know it's a virus but like what does it do to you like what does it come from?
[00:18:47] And I feel like I'm not trying to be that guy
[00:18:49] I like I don't want to be that guy and a knock on knock on wood
[00:18:52] But bro, I'm gonna be honest with you if you get the flu as a man like bro
[00:18:57] You're low-key kind of pussy no like I grew up never getting the fucking flu
[00:19:00] I don't know bro. Like I like the flu is for like sissy boys
[00:19:05] Am I tripping or no am I dead ass tripping?
[00:19:08] Like grown-ass man getting flu shots Keckwa.
[00:19:13] Yeah, I'm outside.
[00:19:14] Maybe, uh, maybe I'll-
[00:19:15] You type question marks, bro, but imagine a grown-ass man
[00:19:18] getting a, yo, mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy,
[00:19:20] I need to get my flu shot.
[00:19:21] Yo, Keckwa, bro, symbol, symbol.
[00:19:32] Pre-flu, mark my words right now, clip this.
[00:19:37] I stable Ronaldo will never ever get sick. I don't care. I'm not the type to get sick. I'm a grown-ass man, bro
[00:19:44] I'm not getting the flu. I'm not getting nothing. I'll be honest with you guys during COVID
[00:19:49] Everyone got COVID shots. Everyone did this everyone like
[00:19:53] Whatever bro like bro. I'm gonna be honest with you
[00:19:57] I'm never getting COVID. I'm never getting anything nothing
[00:20:02] So your anti-vax now I got forced to get a vaccination
[00:20:07] by those people. I'm not gonna say hell.
[00:20:12] Important news.
[00:20:13] Thank you at Stableernotto for contacting your Twitch rep.
[00:20:16] You're a goat, I'll be back soon.
[00:20:18] I never even contacted my Twitch rep.
[00:20:20] I don't even know what you're talking about.
[00:20:24] Wait, what?
[00:20:25] I never even caught...
[00:20:26] Yo, I'm not wasting my fucking time on a Twitch rep.
[00:20:28] Tell him about Twitch rep, yo.
[00:20:29] I'm banned coyote.
[00:20:31] Bro, what are you talking about?
[00:20:32] When I'm sicky? I'm not doing this shit.
[00:20:34] I did that shit for my mods, like, scorpion on him.
[00:20:37] Bro, what the fuck am I, what?
[00:20:41] Americans are soon able to use Clarna's buy now pay later option for rent. What the fuck does this even mean?
[00:20:48] What does this even mean?
[00:20:51] You could buy a house and then just give it back later. That's a thing
[00:20:56] What does that mean?
[00:20:58] We love Clarna wait am I stupid what is this you guys use this single mother's gonna scam you now
[00:21:10] bro every single year during Christmas my real estate that I do I raised the rent on single
[00:21:15] moms that have four children every single time bro it's the infinite money glitch it is literally
[00:21:21] a money glitch I'm dead serious and you guys can put question marks you guys can say I'm weird you
[00:21:27] You guys can say anything you want, bro.
[00:21:29] Literally.
[00:21:32] W methods, yes, I know.
[00:21:34] What is this?
[00:21:35] Marlon responds, hold on, let me pause my mosaic.
[00:21:38] Now, mosaic.
[00:21:39] Yo, DJ, shut your butt chest up right now.
[00:21:41] Can we get an L, DJ?
[00:21:42] Marlon responded to a fan,
[00:21:44] criticizing him doing content with the ex-Faceboys
[00:21:48] and says he enjoys being around them.
[00:21:50] Everyone in this house, I don't see the Mazik collab.
[00:21:53] I don't, I see it as we're all living
[00:21:54] in the same house and we do shit together.
[00:21:57] Lacey, Ron, Jason, everybody in this house, especially Lacey,
[00:22:02] because he's my best friend.
[00:22:03] He is my best friend, that ass.
[00:22:05] A lot of the time, we will just be around each other.
[00:22:10] So it's not even like the people in this house,
[00:22:13] I don't see it.
[00:22:14] Wait, I explain.
[00:22:15] I don't even see him as anyone in this house.
[00:22:18] I don't see him as a collab anymore.
[00:22:20] I see it as we all just live in the same house
[00:22:22] and we do shit together.
[00:22:24] Like, you know what I mean?
[00:22:26] So it's like, if that shit happens, then it happens.
[00:22:28] Bro, there was a week where I was with Lacey
[00:22:29] every single day, it was doing shit.
[00:22:31] But like, that's just like,
[00:22:33] I genuinely have more fun doing shit with the people here
[00:22:36] because they're my friends.
[00:22:38] They just sit here, maybe sometimes
[00:22:40] I don't got too much shit to do,
[00:22:41] but at least I'm streaming, you know what I mean?
[00:22:44] And for example-
[00:22:44] But here's my take, right?
[00:22:46] Generally, this is a generally,
[00:22:48] this is generally a good take, so.
[00:22:50] Generally, this is a good take.
[00:22:52] Bro, I don't know why people just feel the need
[00:22:54] to always give their opinion on shit.
[00:22:56] Bro, like if I go to the top comment of this,
[00:22:58] I probably, it's probably some bullshit.
[00:22:59] I wish she would break, King James Q. Def.
[00:23:03] I wish she would break away from phase.
[00:23:04] His content and views is better
[00:23:06] when he's doing his own thing,
[00:23:07] especially when he's doing girl content.
[00:23:09] Like,
[00:23:14] nine comments, zero likes.
[00:23:18] Gunnar Spotted, girl content, son.
[00:23:21] Pat Patrick with mouth open
[00:23:26] Bro
[00:23:27] Listen, I feel like doing content all together in a house having a content house is one of the cheat codes for streaming
[00:23:33] You could always do things you can always rely on people you could always just have fun do whatever
[00:23:36] Literally, you don't you have to overthink it you could just do whatever like if we go back to broad long like when I go back yesterday
[00:23:42] We watched old clips, bro. I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm telling you right now. It's like an awkward time facts or no like
[00:23:48] Right now if you look at it last year and the year before none of us were together from like January to like February and March like
[00:23:55] It's probably like April right until like April, but it's probably the same thing now
[00:24:00] We're probably not gonna be together consistently until like April bro, and then it's the summer. It's gonna be good fucking vibes, bro
[00:24:06] Hit it amazing. I had more bruh had those most one of the most fun trips
[00:24:10] I've had and I love more like every both by myself
[00:24:12] Like is there do you guys actually get annoyed if I collab not collab, but if I do streams with everyone in this house
[00:24:17] I'm confused. Do you guys like do you guys get sick of that?
[00:24:24] Like that's what I'm gonna say is like bro you just level it like for instance yesterday
[00:24:29] I did trick shots with the depth right that's why I wanted to do shit with you know tomorrow
[00:24:33] I might do a stream with this person Sunday. I want to do a stream with a suit. Oh by the way Sunday
[00:24:37] I'm doing my first ever sports bat for the trigger ball or for the super bowl. Excuse me. So be there
[00:24:41] Um, right, so we're gonna do a lot of things.
[00:24:44] This should be kind of fun.
[00:24:45] Bro, I also do things with other streamers, IRL.
[00:24:47] I also do things with other streamers over the games.
[00:24:50] You know what I'm saying?
[00:24:51] I feel like everyone just gotta be happy,
[00:24:54] smile, and just relax, bro.
[00:24:56] Being with your friends is the greatest form of anything.
[00:24:58] You know how many times you guys probably hang out
[00:25:00] with your friends, IRL?
[00:25:01] You guys, yes you, and you just are happy, bro.
[00:25:03] Why make new friends when you can chill with your real friends?
[00:25:05] Also, I get to have my best friend on that field
[00:25:08] see me play, you know what I'm saying?
[00:25:10] So it's like, I understand what y'all saying, I fully do.
[00:25:14] But also, I apologize.
[00:25:15] I'm not gonna listen to anyone who says
[00:25:17] that oh, it's getting too repetitive.
[00:25:18] Bro, it's my friend, bro.
[00:25:20] Yeah, when I type in Marlos,
[00:25:22] it's not even a collab, it's just talking to a friend.
[00:25:24] Mario, when you type words, do you think
[00:25:26] or do you just not have a brain?
[00:25:28] I'm dead serious.
[00:25:29] Like, do you just not have a brain at all?
[00:25:31] I'm dead serious.
[00:25:32] Like, do you even think?
[00:25:34] Do you even, no, no, genuinely, do you,
[00:25:35] do you think at all?
[00:25:37] Or do you just type?
[00:25:39] My best friends, anybody in this house,
[00:25:40] My best friends was like I'm gonna keep doing stuff with them. They do a lot for me, bro
[00:25:44] No, Scorpion no one knows you and I will do what was fun for me
[00:25:49] Yo, I'm not kidding. I don't know why streamers be spamming black shirts. It's actually sad
[00:25:54] You all wear the same shit every streamer. I swear where's where's the same exact shit, bro. It's so sad
[00:26:02] It's actually sad, bro. Hey, buddy. I'm actually see I she won't switch and what is this garbage?
[00:26:07] Hey, XQC. XQC answers 20 questions he's never been asked. Bro, I could have went to XQC
[00:26:16] and asked these questions. Y'all don't need to make a whole YouTube video on him, bro.
[00:26:19] Like, bro, this guy is boring nowadays. He's not funny. He's not entertaining. He's not
[00:26:23] a good streamer. He's not fun. He's not a good friend. I mean, he's just, he's lame,
[00:26:28] bro. He's lame. Like, he's dead ass lame. He's dead ass lame, bro. And he's poor.
[00:26:34] This is what I'm getting in the morning.
[00:26:36] Like, what these buttons do in the south where.
[00:26:38] This is actually disgusting.
[00:26:40] Yo, living like this is actually disgusting.
[00:26:43] Do you see this house?
[00:26:45] Imagine this is where you sleep.
[00:26:48] You sleep on a fucking air mattress
[00:26:51] with clothes everywhere, dirt everywhere,
[00:26:55] shit everywhere,
[00:26:57] blinds that are closed, boxes everywhere.
[00:27:00] This is not grinding.
[00:27:04] you
[00:27:34] you
[00:28:04] you
[00:28:34] you
[00:29:04] you
[00:29:34] you
[00:30:04] She loves you you guys need to date you guys need to marry each other simple is that simple is that bro simple
[00:30:20] Throwback to sub-a-thon to look it's me tongue tongue tongue and the guys
[00:30:25] Yeah, guys, I'm gonna be out of you
[00:30:27] There will never ever be another sub-a-thon so get sad. There's never gonna be another one
[00:30:33] Let's I do a solo one say you're caught flicking up with triple T. Is this hinting at a potential who is say you'd update
[00:30:39] This has to be Sayid's burner. Who is taking their time to update people on Sayid?
[00:30:43] I'm not trying to be that guy. I don't want to be that guy, but it's like genuinely serious like what are you doing with your life?
[00:30:49] What are you doing with your life?
[00:30:51] Are not kidding. What are you doing?
[00:30:56] W late night segment. Oh, yeah yesterday we were boxing
[00:31:03] I
[00:31:08] Low-key I can fight who could I fight right now I want to go fight a streamer did us I
[00:31:16] Never want to be in a fat dude POV again this shit is hell
[00:31:33] Yo, laser is dead ass a fucking fat monster.
[00:31:39] Holy shades.
[00:31:45] Read the chat, bro.
[00:31:47] What?
[00:31:48] Read the chat, I need to fight Jack, Dordy, Neon,
[00:31:50] I'm fucking seeing Jake Future.
[00:31:51] Like bro, like shut up.
[00:31:53] Oh my gosh, what the somebody ran it over?
[00:31:57] No, bro, you're so fired, laser.
[00:32:00] You are, laser, you need to hit the gym, bro.
[00:32:02] Dead Zero.
[00:32:05] Can I even ask a question?
[00:32:08] You are a demon.
[00:32:09] If he's using the world's voice,
[00:32:12] if he's streaking the world beyond Twitch,
[00:32:14] look at us!
[00:32:15] Are you serious? You made an edit.
[00:32:18] Speak!
[00:32:19] Ron, behind the same time you're looking at me,
[00:32:21] you wanna watch for me out here?
[00:32:22] Yo, this is just a-
[00:32:23] Oh my god, I was caught with a-
[00:32:25] Whatever, Ron's pregnant, he's having a bad time.
[00:32:28] I get pregnant.
[00:32:28] Look how bored are you?
[00:32:30] Like how fucking bored are you?
[00:32:32] What's a painting without the canvas? What a bullsh** ass close this?
[00:32:39] Like who, who's taking the time to edit this bro?
[00:32:46] North Korea executed school children for watching squid games.
[00:32:50] What? Is this true?
[00:32:54] Give me tier one, frog.
[00:32:56] What the f**k? They're talking about you?
[00:32:59] you? Oh hell no oh my god what yo what are you guys doing that you're interviewing
[00:33:08] yo you're making this guy want to do more and more bro like why are you guys
[00:33:12] interviewing this guy like why?
[00:33:15] guy walks up on me I might like he might hang out with you the whole day
[00:33:23] who is this
[00:33:30] there's zero way in hell this is raff there is zero way I'm not even kidding
[00:33:37] Okay, like I don't even want to be that guy bro, but yo he is unrecognizable when I first
[00:33:47] met him.
[00:33:48] Yo, he was so skinny but what he said, he said, if he runs out of content, he forbade
[00:33:56] him.
[00:33:57] Work for work forbade him.
[00:33:58] He said, if he runs out of content, he'll probably hang out with you.
[00:34:02] So who's he talking about?
[00:34:05] The second third day, that's when you stream stipend, okay?
[00:34:08] Second third day, he's out there, stream stipend, okay?
[00:34:12] Okay.
[00:34:13] The staff man top.
[00:34:15] No.
[00:34:16] Bro, this guy's laughing.
[00:34:18] He doesn't realize they're laughing at him, bro.
[00:34:20] Like, not with it.
[00:34:21] Why is there an emote of him in my chat?
[00:34:23] Why is there an emote?
[00:34:24] Yo, you do really, yo, this is bad.
[00:34:26] No, this is actually bad.
[00:34:28] Bro, this guy's gonna end up like,
[00:34:30] bro, this isn't even funny.
[00:34:31] like this is lowkey like bad bro I'm not putting him in a call I'm not putting
[00:34:40] him in a fucking call bro it's not happening he's going to LA no he's
[00:34:44] not stop lying he's not going to LA I might have found the worst aim in
[00:34:59] Fortnite history and it's this clip right here yo are we fucking is this some type
[00:35:07] of joke is this some type of fucking joke why the fuck am I being featured in a
[00:35:16] fucking cipher PK fucking video from stable Ronaldo keep in mind this guy
[00:35:25] has an FNCS championship under his belt. What am I watching?
[00:35:32] That's not even me. That's the game. That's literally the game. Is that not the game? I'm
[00:35:36] genuinely trying to be serious. Is that not the game? Is that not the game? Like stop lying
[00:35:42] for one second. Is that not the game? That is bloom. Yo, a lot of you guys who talk to
[00:35:48] me can't get on a game and beat me in a game. I suppose that is the game.
[00:35:52] He's in two shots out of 60.
[00:35:59] Oh my god.
[00:36:03] Not Cypher, you're fucking him bro.
[00:36:05] You're Cypher bro.
[00:36:07] Get rid of this mustache bro.
[00:36:08] I'm not liking it.
[00:36:09] Anyone else?
[00:36:10] This shit just pisses me off.
[00:36:12] I don't know why bro.
[00:36:13] Your mustache pisses me off.
[00:36:14] Your face pisses me off.
[00:36:15] Justin Bieber has what in his video?
[00:36:17] I never knew this.
[00:36:18] Why does that?
[00:36:19] What am I about to watch?
[00:36:22] So if my-
[00:36:22] What kind of conspiracy theory am I about to watch?
[00:36:25] My last breakdown wasn't convincing enough, check out this Justin Bieber music video.
[00:36:28] Where are you now? I'm going to slow it down to show you frame for frame.
[00:36:32] Now it's created by a lot of Justin Bieber's fans, a lot of artwork from fans, but I'd
[00:36:37] argue that some of them were created by Justin Bieber to strategically slip them in there
[00:36:41] to send a message.
[00:36:42] So this one is really disturbing. It's Justin Bieber with pizza wings, a pizza above his
[00:36:46] head, far upper right-
[00:36:47] What does a pizza have to do with anything?
[00:36:49] You see his face smelling him and his eyes are appearing kind of like bloodshot and crying with some devil horns
[00:36:55] And if you don't know in the Epstein files pizza is used to reference children
[00:36:59] Kill the poor love the devil back five dollars look at it. This one says false God
[00:37:04] Here's another devil one with his mouth silenced
[00:37:07] This one says put drugs in your butt and it has like a little sinister face on the side
[00:37:11] And he has a necklace with ice cream on it a little like a little tag ice cream literally means male
[00:37:17] Hmm. Yeah, here's I'm so confused Israel one that looks like he's giving some
[00:37:24] With his head blown if you're reading this and it's already too late
[00:37:28] Here's another one with the aluminized symbol. It says we made it Hollywood with cavities and death
[00:37:35] This one is with the devil saying the greatest trick I've ever did Bush did 9-11. Here's one two-way straight safety
[00:37:41] There's no way this is
[00:37:42] Yeah, but there's no way Boba this is in an actual music video just in Beaver your fame the bunch of dead people his eyes bleeding
[00:37:49] His face being completely silenced
[00:37:53] Illuminati once again
[00:37:55] Jesus saves help Ronald McDonald is killing our kids upside down crosses more Illuminati
[00:38:03] Wait, what?
[00:38:05] Wait, what song is it? What song is it?
[00:38:07] What song is it?
[00:38:09] not me Ron Ronald McDonald you fucking idiots is it too late now to say sorry
[00:38:18] wait cuz I'm sorry and I'm sorry and I'm sorry there's no way this is in the
[00:38:24] music video right wrong one okay so you guys call me an idiot but I'm literally
[00:38:29] listening to you guys I hate this chat what do you mean wrong one this is the
[00:38:33] music video
[00:38:35] Look I'm good with the 10 gifted so now you're saying where are you now like so
[00:38:40] Don't call me a fucking idiot you morons. Thank you for the 10 gifted man. You're to go
[00:38:46] All right, he paused it what the fuck
[00:38:56] Hi's an angel
[00:39:01] Pre-watch you just sent me a link with a timestamp are you fucking stupid?
[00:39:05] Yeah, and this chat is actually brain dead, I'm not even kidding.
[00:39:10] Right, there's nothing weird about this.
[00:39:28] Wait, that one to say help me?
[00:39:36] Help me to stage
[00:39:40] Slow it down wait, I'm so confused so people knew about this and they stood and do anything
[00:39:55] So you guys think the government is actually weird why do you think like he still goes to like the shows and all that I'm confused most replayed
[00:40:05] How do you think they approach these people like someone like him like how do they approach
[00:40:23] you like you think they do it at a young age I'm confused and then they just like is it
[00:40:28] It's just like, oh, we'll give you fame and all this money for the rest of your life.
[00:40:40] See, I always find this shit interesting.
[00:40:45] I find this shit interesting, but then like, bro, I've never met anyone that told me those
[00:40:49] type of things. Don't say cap, I haven't. So like I'm always fascinated. Like no, I'm
[00:41:04] actually being serious though, because this is kind of interesting. Who in my industry
[00:41:08] What do you think got taken by the government?
[00:41:10] Okay, so that one had the devil horns.
[00:41:20] I actually do know one person that I think.
[00:41:22] Okay, I'm gonna be honest with you.
[00:41:24] I don't want to speak too much because you never know who's listening.
[00:41:26] Hold on, let me get a towel from my butt.
[00:41:28] I'm gonna be honest with you.
[00:41:33] There's one person.
[00:41:35] There's one person.
[00:41:38] There's one person that I think had, there's one person that I think, I'm not gonna say
[00:41:45] names but that I think went to the dark side, I'm gonna be honest with you.
[00:41:50] I think someone did something, bro.
[00:41:54] They might not be big, they might not be small, they might not be tall, they might not be
[00:41:58] in the fall, but when they go to stream, they must kiss a wall, that's my riddle.
[00:42:05] horns so you guys actually think I would ever sell my soul like bro this is
[00:42:18] kind of like sad like this is crazy this was a message 10 years ago why did
[00:42:26] no one talk about this bro I'm serious when I say this I've I believe that
[00:42:31] There's like weird shit that happens in the world, but I've never ever interacted with someone saying yeah
[00:42:36] We'll give you fame and fortune if we do this like what do you think they even told him like what do they think they even told him?
[00:42:43] That's not cap and fucking idiots. I would never do this shit
[00:42:52] They groomed him who groomed him was it usher or am I speaking too much am I gonna get killed?
[00:43:01] Sit on my lap for a job offer, Keck, wait.
[00:43:08] Bro, nobody ever groomed me.
[00:43:10] I'm ungroomable, bro.
[00:43:12] I'm aware when I'm getting groomed.
[00:43:14] There's no Keck, wait.
[00:43:15] Diddy?
[00:43:16] Diddy is a weird fuck, and I hope he dies.
[00:43:19] I cannot believe that he got out of jail, he's getting out of jail for only four years.
[00:43:25] Four years.
[00:43:27] Four years, bro.
[00:43:28] Same with you, Jay-Z.
[00:43:29] I don't give a fuck.
[00:43:30] I don't give a fuck. I know Jay-Z's a weirdo. Come kill me. I'm just kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding
[00:43:35] I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Oh my god. I'm over. It's over. I just got a text message
[00:43:37] I've never seen this person. Oh
[00:43:40] My god, it was nice telling you
[00:43:47] I'll be honest with you if there is anyone to call out bullshit, it's me, bro
[00:43:52] Should I call out all the bullshit or no?
[00:43:57] I'm down to do it, bro
[00:43:59] Listen, I'm not scared.
[00:44:02] Some of these people actually are willing to sacrifice shit and break their morals, bro.
[00:44:06] I'm gonna be honest with you.
[00:44:07] That's a big thing.
[00:44:08] I feel like selling your soul, I feel like selling your soul, you also don't have to
[00:44:13] do shit like sacrifice family or sacrifice friends.
[00:44:16] It's doing shit that you morally don't want to do.
[00:44:23] This is it.
[00:44:24] This is weird.
[00:44:25] This is weird, bro.
[00:44:27] react to this.
[00:44:28] Bro, you're linking me a edgy music video.
[00:44:35] What do you want me to do with this?
[00:44:37] Give homage, bro.
[00:44:40] Give me a list of top 10 humans of all time.
[00:44:43] Yo, you guys are actually like gonna make me getting so much like what are you doing like I like
[00:45:03] Genuinely serious. What are you doing? I'm dead serious like what are you torso? Why are you linking me a twitch clip?
[00:45:13] Put that hand down boy! Put that fuckin' hand down boy!
[00:45:19] Boy singing sorry me- Yo, why are you-
[00:45:21] I
[00:45:32] Just don't want to say that you sorry for now girl
[00:45:36] Guess I just won
[00:45:45] Why is there back up yet to say just sorry for me that's something
[00:45:51] I'd love to say that you're sorry for me that forever
[00:45:55] Because I just love you to silence
[00:46:01] Is it too late now to say sorry
[00:46:05] Because I'm missing more than your body
[00:46:11] Were these backup dancers just here just to stand still what the fuck is this garbage, bro
[00:46:16] There's no way this is three minutes
[00:46:18] There's zero chances a three-minute thing. Yeah, I used to watch American. I don't know he's younger anyone else very interesting show
[00:46:26] Is American? I don't even a fucking still still thing like he actually goes for three fucking minutes
[00:46:33] This is
[00:46:48] He's Loki hitting some emos though, no?
[00:46:52] Hold on, I look he gotta hear the V-Job. No troll.
[00:46:55] He had to have trolled and then came back hardest fought. Hold on.
[00:47:07] Yes! Hold on!
[00:47:18] Hold on now!
[00:47:40] Did he come back or no? Hold on!
[00:47:48] When you since one in this game
[00:48:04] But not quickly enough for local musician Andrew Fendland
[00:48:09] I watched this live, bro. This is the actual chills back in the day
[00:48:13] This is what real TV was not none of that fucking bullshit on TV nowadays you kids don't know anything about this
[00:48:20] Look at this shit, bro. Balenciaga. Did it Balenciaga have a collab with a man in America? I don't see shirt
[00:48:27] Yeah, yeah
[00:48:30] This guy actually looks like a school shooter
[00:48:33] My name's Andrew Fenley Andrew and why are you here Andrew? I'm
[00:48:38] Here auditioning for American Idol should be fairly obvious. Let's do it right point
[00:48:43] So like waiting around okay, um, I think you know why I was asking the question what what brought you here to audition what brought me you to audition
[00:48:53] I don't think it's that interesting of a question actually
[00:48:57] I'm gonna just warn you now if you want to carry on being a smart ass you can leave the room
[00:49:02] Either answer the questions, okay leave. Okay. No, I'll
[00:49:06] I'll answer your questions.
[00:49:08] I'm sorry, first of all.
[00:49:10] OK, what are you going to sing?
[00:49:11] I'm going to sing House of the Rising Sun.
[00:49:14] You know that song?
[00:49:17] I'm just OK.
[00:49:18] Andrew, you are really pushing this.
[00:49:20] No.
[00:49:20] All right.
[00:49:21] I'm just saying, I'm sorry.
[00:49:23] I didn't mean to push any buttons.
[00:49:24] All right.
[00:49:25] OK.
[00:49:26] Here we go.
[00:49:28] There is a house in New Orleans.
[00:49:35] It's called the Rising Sun.
[00:49:41] And it's been the ruin of many poor boy and god.
[00:49:48] I know I'm one.
[00:49:52] My mother was a bad boy.
[00:49:57] This sounds better than my sister.
[00:49:58] She stole my new blue jeans.
[00:50:03] My father was a gambling man.
[00:50:08] Wait, they're located 80s.
[00:50:09] This is not bad.
[00:50:10] In New Orleans.
[00:50:13] Thank you.
[00:50:14] Are you angry?
[00:50:15] Am I angry?
[00:50:16] It's not very on edge.
[00:50:17] Tell us, what happened?
[00:50:18] What happened?
[00:50:19] I just am on edge from waiting all day.
[00:50:21] So what?
[00:50:22] Just from waiting.
[00:50:23] It's just a lot of work.
[00:50:23] Well, you know, the thing is, you
[00:50:24] want to be in the music business,
[00:50:26] that you don't want to wait to get into American Idol.
[00:50:28] That to me seems to be the problem.
[00:50:30] And you know, for you to have a bad attitude about it,
[00:50:33] that kind of pisses me off.
[00:50:35] She's low key like, I'm not alive,
[00:50:37] like maybe she's right, maybe she's not.
[00:50:38] She's low key doing too much though.
[00:50:40] I'm gonna be honest with you, it's like you guys,
[00:50:42] you guys get mad when I don't go live.
[00:50:44] It's the same thing, bro.
[00:50:46] Reading it too far.
[00:50:47] No, no, I'm not reading it too far.
[00:50:49] Because you just told me that you were a little bit annoyed
[00:50:52] that you had to wait three hours to come in here
[00:50:55] and get your shot when there are people that would wait years to do so.
[00:50:59] Oh, brother!
[00:51:00] So I am now angry at you, who I don't like at all.
[00:51:04] Well, why are you doing this?
[00:51:06] So why are you acting like that?
[00:51:07] So why are you acting like that?
[00:51:08] So why are you acting like that?
[00:51:09] What's the problem?
[00:51:10] No, there's no problem at all.
[00:51:11] I think that...
[00:51:12] I don't know why you guys...
[00:51:14] There's no problem.
[00:51:15] You walked in...
[00:51:16] Mm-hmm.
[00:51:17] Very sulky, quite rude, very aggressive, and you've got very, very bad energy.
[00:51:24] Do I have bad energy or no? When you guys look at me do I have bad energy? Yo this
[00:51:29] was the first time I watched America's Got Talent. I want to be honest with you.
[00:51:33] Alright, let me. This is one of my first episodes I watched.
[00:51:38] Welcome to America's Got Talent. What's your name?
[00:51:40] He's talented as fuck.
[00:51:42] I feel like...
[00:51:43] You know what this is?
[00:51:44] Stop!
[00:51:45] No!
[00:51:46] Stop, bro!
[00:51:48] Yeah, let's chat.
[00:52:00] I'm not even trying to be funny.
[00:52:01] How do you play the piano if you're blonde?
[00:52:05] I can see the piano and I still struggle.
[00:52:12] I've been to so many places in my life and time
[00:52:24] I've sung a lot of songs and I've made some bad vibes
[00:52:32] I've been on the live stages
[00:52:37] This shit's been pretty good. Is America's Got Talent still big? Like what is the
[00:52:41] biggest thing nowadays? Eight years ago? We got that. We're dream. Go ahead play some
[00:52:48] music. I hear it.
[00:53:02] This shit's dog shit. You're cracking on the tone right there. You can hear the
[00:53:06] crack that shit is garbage I'm just being honest fuck that shit I'm not
[00:53:11] gonna see you and just like no bro I'm tired of everyone like yeah yeah Simon
[00:53:18] heard it see Simon heard it Simon heard the crack
[00:53:23] you're not hitting the right note she's four years old well guess what this
[00:53:28] shit's not for her fuck that shit
[00:53:36] I
[00:53:58] Have
[00:54:06] That's how I know you're gone.
[00:54:13] Hold on.
[00:54:15] There's no cracks in my rap.
[00:54:17] Far across the distance
[00:54:21] And spaces between us
[00:54:26] You have come to show you've gone.
[00:54:36] Near for you!
[00:54:56] I can't, I'm losing breath.
[00:54:57] Yo, outlaw, don't ever mute me!
[00:55:01] I'm dead serious, did he mute me?
[00:55:03] Did he mute me?
[00:55:05] Don't ever mute my mic.
[00:55:06] I'm dead serious.
[00:55:07] Don't ever do that.
[00:55:08] That shit's annoying.
[00:55:09] That's the one thing I hate.
[00:55:10] Don't ever mute my fucking shit.
[00:55:11] I'm dead serious.
[00:55:13] Don't ever mute my fucking mic, bro.
[00:55:14] That's how you get fired.
[00:55:17] That's how you get fired.
[00:55:18] Instantly, bro.
[00:55:19] Instantly.
[00:55:20] You know what?
[00:55:28] I study the best guys in the world and I compete against the best guys in the world.
[00:55:33] Now I'm gonna beat the best guys in the world.
[00:55:35] And that's just how I see it.
[00:55:37] I posted a video on my Instagram.
[00:55:39] Okay, you can't start the video,
[00:55:42] just straight up him running at me like that.
[00:55:44] But I'm not running real fast.
[00:55:46] Like I did about 20, 20, 25.
[00:55:49] Yo, he's billed.
[00:55:50] It's only like three, four seconds.
[00:55:52] And they were just like, wow.
[00:55:53] Okay, I have a genuine question.
[00:55:56] I'm not an asshole.
[00:55:57] I'm asking a serious question.
[00:55:59] How do you pee or eat food?
[00:56:01] Cause wouldn't it like, where is it?
[00:56:05] And they were like, we think you could set a record.
[00:56:07] And because it's above his like waist.
[00:56:10] I was like, sure, if you want me to try it,
[00:56:15] get us more records is there.
[00:56:16] It's probably faster than a lot of people in the chat.
[00:56:18] I'm not gonna complain.
[00:56:20] I'm not gonna complain.
[00:56:23] Okay.
[00:56:24] Yeah, all right.
[00:56:24] All right, that's enough of that, bro.
[00:56:26] That's enough of that.
[00:56:27] There is enough of that.
[00:56:29] Yeah.
[00:56:30] That's just not funny, bro.
[00:56:31] That's just not funny stable or not or try to watch a YouTube video without clicking off challenge impossible. Yo, I can't do shit anymore, bro
[00:56:37] I can't do shit anymore, bro
[00:56:40] Ron should low key host a dating show on Valentine's Day. Well, unfortunately, it seems like my girlfriend wants to hang out
[00:56:47] She's ruining my grinding right now
[00:57:01] Hi, I'm Sean Armenta from Phoenix, Arizona.
[00:57:04] Yo, this guy's got a lot of energy. Hold on.
[00:57:06] I'm here in the airline, got a rampart, got no bags.
[00:57:09] Hold on.
[00:57:10] I am prepared, six hours a night from six o'clock to ten p.m. every day after work for seven days of work.
[00:57:16] Ten hours a day!
[00:57:18] Ten hours a day on singing? Does that actually help you? I'm gonna use ten fucking hours a day?
[00:57:24] For one year and six months for this.
[00:57:26] That's just my passion.
[00:57:27] And the senior in the dance room
[00:57:32] He's probably good
[00:57:46] What on hold hold hold hold hold
[00:57:48] Hello, what's your name?
[00:57:59] Sean Armenta.
[00:58:00] Okay, how old are you Sean?
[00:58:01] I'm 50.
[00:58:02] Damn!
[00:58:03] And how much work is it that you're paying for this?
[00:58:07] One year and six months in a studio from six to ten p.m. every night.
[00:58:12] Wait, six to ten every night?
[00:58:15] How many hours is that?
[00:58:16] 14 hours a day for a year and a half
[00:58:19] 14 hours a day for a year and a half. I'm gonna be honest with you if I streamed
[00:58:24] Four hours
[00:58:31] Am I stupid don't answer that
[00:58:39] Yes, yes, wait, oh
[00:58:42] My god, I was thinking 6 a.m. to 10
[00:58:44] listen four hours a day for a year and a half straight I'm gonna be honest with
[00:58:49] you I'm gonna be honest with you right if I stream four hours a day for a year
[00:58:57] and a half straight would I be a good at my grafter now
[00:59:00] I'm dancing with the choreographer vocal training for seven days a week so I
[00:59:05] can be prepared for this okay I'm also gonna do my laugh at that in the
[00:59:11] background that's like stable or an auto type of chatter you hear that
[00:59:14] Giggle shits in the background dancing with the choreographer vocal training for seven days a week
[00:59:20] So I can be prepared for this
[00:59:23] Okay, I'm also even to do my own song called candy girl
[00:59:27] The girls that you might meet in your local bar anywhere else that it's really good-looking then they're here to sweet candy girls
[00:59:44] I'm sorry, there's no way this isn't scripted, right?
[01:00:10] I'm never gonna like you,
[01:00:13] TENSE GIRL!
[01:00:15] We got a TENSE GIRL!
[01:00:17] Got a TENSE GIRL!
[01:00:19] We got a TENSE GIRL!
[01:00:21] We got a TENSE GIRL!
[01:00:23] We got a TENSE GIRL!
[01:00:25] We got a TENSE GIRL!
[01:00:27] We got a TENSE GIRL!
[01:00:29] Someone cut the mic!
[01:00:31] Wait, what the fuck?
[01:00:33] Did they hear me?
[01:00:40] Thank you, Austin
[01:00:42] Sure, I'm gonna be because you put a lot of effort into this, but you're like a
[01:00:47] Mouse trying to be an elephant
[01:00:50] That was that funny. Hold on some dick writing is going on in the crowd
[01:00:54] You're all doing it. It's just got nothing to do with your a or maybe it has but it's just it's just it's just wrong
[01:01:03] My shit was that funny wait, bro. He low keys like a mouse trying to be an elephant
[01:01:08] Yo, I'm gonna be honest with you. Yo, this guy's lucky a mouse trying to be an elevator
[01:01:13] Yo, this guy's
[01:01:19] I worked way too friggin hard for this and I'm not really I'm not a bad singer
[01:01:23] I know I'm not because I've been writing songs for too long and too many people copying me
[01:01:29] Really really hard for their dreams, but it's not meant for everybody. That's why you use auto-tune and I don't
[01:01:38] guy hold it hold it hold it hold it hold it I want to know who let you on stage
[01:01:42] yo I don't need this either settle me the amateur yeah see later yeah you see
[01:01:54] you got a better writer than me yeah what is going on in Britain bro whole
[01:02:01] lot of nothing huh the fuck is going on man
[01:02:06] Lopie's looking a little different. What the absolute fuck am I looking at?
[01:02:14] Like what am I looking at right here?
[01:02:19] What are this? Hey bro you seen what Ron said wants to play? Yeah. What are you saying? Yeah.
[01:02:27] Oh if you haven't as I said it's funny. I mean I'm down. It's just so funny. I can
[01:02:33] Just imagine you should not you know you should do it in a zone war two or something
[01:02:38] You imagine just shit on me actually now probably have to be like a free-fro mapper
[01:02:42] You have unlimited mats they I get ass don't see them killing you one time if you had unlimited mats. It's fucking impossible
[01:02:49] Yeah, this guy actually is such a dick rider. He might get pregnant by Peter bottom
[01:02:53] I've been kidding you bounce on his dick one more time for some Peter bot so skinny
[01:02:57] You might snap his penis with your fat larval ass body number one number two, bro if Peter bot
[01:03:03] Versed me in a 1v1. He would probably win if he then won against me, right?
[01:03:11] Right, let's say he won against me
[01:03:14] He would not beat me and Jinxie. That's a fact. I don't think he could 1v2 us
[01:03:19] But let's just say in a world where he does 1v2 us. He cannot beat me
[01:03:24] Jinxie and
[01:03:27] Max or Joe it doesn't matter whoever wants to be our third bro
[01:03:30] I don't see that ever happening, but let's say he does 1v3 us. There isn't a world where he 1v3's me Jinxie
[01:03:39] Max
[01:03:41] Joe
[01:03:43] fucking
[01:03:46] Lacey's too good bro. Lacey's too good low-key like like I'm gonna be honest
[01:03:50] There's no way Peterbott can 1v4 a group right? I don't believe it. I really don't believe it. I don't think it's possible
[01:03:55] I actually don't think it's possible. I
[01:03:58] I don't think it's possible.
[01:04:03] I don't think it's possible.
[01:04:06] I'm serious.
[01:04:07] Is he better?
[01:04:08] Okay.
[01:04:09] What do you win in a 1v4?
[01:04:11] Because Jason's dog shit, but he's not bad.
[01:04:13] Like, Lacey's way too good at the game.
[01:04:16] Me, Jinxie, Max and Jason, or replace Max if he doesn't want to play with Joe Bartolozzi,
[01:04:26] or maybe 1v5.
[01:04:27] I don't think he could beat us.
[01:04:29] I don't think he could beat us.
[01:04:30] I don't think Max would play.
[01:04:32] I don't think he could beat us.
[01:04:35] I don't.
[01:04:37] I don't.
[01:04:38] I don't think he could.
[01:04:39] I don't think he could.
[01:04:40] I don't think that's possible.
[01:04:46] They got Kai putting his revet book down
[01:04:48] and tuning into X, you make an SLG promotion look crazy.
[01:04:51] Kai said not low key be lurking.
[01:04:53] He used to watch my streams a lot in the viewer list,
[01:04:55] but then I think he stopped watching me.
[01:04:57] Maybe I fell off? I don't know.
[01:05:05] What is this?
[01:05:06] Yeah
[01:05:08] There's no way this is real. There's no way this is real. There's no way this is real. That's not real.
[01:05:13] That's not real.
[01:05:19] That's not real.
[01:05:21] I don't believe that two minute mark this guy just bullshitting me no
[01:05:38] Wait hold
[01:05:40] Yo, now there's some weird shit going, hey, that's it, bro, I think it was in front of
[01:05:59] of our faces whole time go to 1430
[01:06:29] you
[01:06:59] you
[01:07:29] you
[01:07:59] you
[01:08:29] you
[01:08:59] You guys prefer early streams or later in the day streams?
[01:09:17] I feel like I stream so early.
[01:09:18] But like, do you guys prefer like early streams or like later in the day?
[01:09:25] Early?
[01:09:27] Really?
[01:09:28] Cause I feel like I go live when everyone's in school.
[01:09:32] Yes or no, like to all my people who have school.
[01:09:34] I'm only human.
[01:09:37] Bro, you're giving me kind of a good ideas, but like bad ideas.
[01:09:40] Iro Rocket League using wheelchairs?
[01:09:42] I don't, I'm not against that.
[01:09:45] I'm not against that.
[01:09:47] I'm not against that.
[01:09:48] The stable Olympics.
[01:09:50] Dodgeball using eggs.
[01:09:52] Okay, that's disgusting.
[01:09:54] Bubble ball fights.
[01:09:56] Frisbee using glass plates.
[01:09:57] Yeah, this guy, be done bro, just be done.
[01:10:00] Why does there have to be eating?
[01:10:02] Oh my God!
[01:10:06] Oh my God, I should probably do my vegetable mukbang today.
[01:10:16] I forgot.
[01:10:20] Oh my God, my vegetable mukbang.
[01:10:23] No, that's disgusting now.
[01:10:25] You get your human eye
[01:10:34] This is Cuba but it's not hard to do
[01:10:37] This is not hard to do
[01:10:38] You know what? No, no, no
[01:10:39] I'm gonna save my vegetable mukbang and I wanna do it with Senna
[01:10:42] When I see her in Texas, that's what we're gonna do
[01:10:44] We're gonna do a vegetable mukbang
[01:10:46] Yep, that's what we're gonna do
[01:10:47] I wanna save it
[01:10:49] Ron, you gotta be a story game this month for your New Year's resolution
[01:10:53] Well, I already beat out in rank. That was a story game DLC
[01:10:58] No one wants to see anyone want to see a game. I don't know a game
[01:11:04] No way this happened
[01:11:15] First of all
[01:11:17] First of all, I don't know how you got this because nobody knows anything about us
[01:11:22] This is very interesting. Did you see the ex-qc drama? No, I did not and it's being sent on Instagram. So what could this be?
[01:11:33] Ah
[01:11:36] Marathon idea question mark
[01:11:39] Dude, I don't know why but low-key Batman seems so boring to me like I'm so born
[01:11:46] Ron, just be hating on everything. Can I get a retweet?
[01:12:16] This shit is not even that good. Let's be real here. This shit is just famous because it's a little kid getting bullied
[01:12:22] I get bullied every single day. I don't make fucking music
[01:12:25] I'm being honest, bro. I'm just being honest this dude. You could say Elrod all you want like looking back
[01:12:31] It's not hating. It's just truth equals hate apparently
[01:12:35] Bro, if I got bullied the way this kid gets bullied. Oh, I'm the laughing guy everyone laughs at me
[01:12:40] Everyone giggles at me, bro
[01:12:42] Everyone giggles at me when this kid gets bullied. Oh, let's give this kid a Grammy
[01:12:48] Winter Olympics are going on right now. Let's see you get on the ice
[01:13:01] She retired she returned last year won the world championship
[01:13:06] She's competed all season with a smile on her face. There's no way okay
[01:13:11] The Winter Olympics, right? Is it hard to figure skate?
[01:13:15] And face is an important moment in the team competition here.
[01:13:19] Guys, she's not 13, she's 20 now, you fucking idiots.
[01:13:24] It literally says, he said when she was 13 she won.
[01:13:28] Literally she's 20.
[01:13:30] Won the World Championship. She's competed all season with a smile on her face.
[01:13:35] And face is an important moment in the team competition here.
[01:13:39] I
[01:13:45] What's so special about Alyssa's skating this past year is how carefree she is under pressure
[01:13:51] It looks like a heart of competition and she's to bring that same essence into the short program today
[01:14:09] Going backwards good skating figure eight into a into a capital L
[01:14:22] Into a you three. Oh, wow
[01:14:25] Perfect. That's a good stopping point right there. That's good. That's good. That's not even bad
[01:14:31] Flip. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,
[01:14:39] ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty,
[01:14:42] twenty-one, twenty-two, twenty-three, three, four, twenty-five, twenty-six, twenty-seven,
[01:14:44] twenty-eight, twenty-nine, thirty-one, thirty-two. Wow!
[01:14:48] Her next jumping pass, the triple let's triple loop. How is she not dizzy?
[01:14:53] This is one short program, this is her advantage over Kawasaki Motoh.
[01:15:03] Woo! Woo!
[01:15:05] Little tight on that opening for the opening.
[01:15:08] Little tight on that opening.
[01:15:10] Did she drink Haterade this morning?
[01:15:12] The fuck are you talking about? This is perfection!
[01:15:15] One, two, three, four! Into a one, two, three, four!
[01:15:25] A little tight on that opening for the less, but so precise right up into the triple.
[01:15:31] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
[01:15:37] Holy fucking momentum!
[01:15:45] I want to do this
[01:16:00] Wait, she's really talented is she like super big in the winter Olympics
[01:16:04] Spend equals cool. Yeah, you're just some haters, bro
[01:16:19] But none of y'all can do this bro
[01:16:21] None of y'all could do this y'all say you saying North Korea could do better brother. It's better be nuts and bullshit
[01:16:34] I feel like I'm not supposed to be on this side of the internet.
[01:16:44] I'm gonna be honest with you.
[01:16:49] I don't know.
[01:16:54] He skipped it.
[01:16:55] Don't skip.
[01:16:56] Oh my god.
[01:16:57] I hate when this shot says...
[01:16:58] I
[01:17:28] What?
[01:17:37] Again? Come again?
[01:17:54] That's normal again, bro, it's fine.
[01:17:58] This is good, can I sing this song at all?
[01:18:16] Wait, okay.
[01:18:26] My family kisses.
[01:18:27] Hold on.
[01:18:28] Google translate.
[01:18:31] English to North Korean.
[01:18:36] Is North Korean not a real language?
[01:18:38] I'm confused.
[01:18:40] Korean.
[01:18:42] What did that say?
[01:18:47] My family kisses.
[01:18:51] My family kisses.
[01:18:53] Our family kisses.
[01:18:55] Hold on now.
[01:18:57] She lied her fucking ass off.
[01:19:00] She just wanted to get that out.
[01:19:02] Give me a fucking second here.
[01:19:04] She just wanted to get that out.
[01:19:06] Our family is kissing.
[01:19:21] Wrong language boy? It says North Korean.
[01:19:25] Am I stupid? Chinese?
[01:19:28] Okay well I know what this chat is about to start doing.
[01:19:30] We're going to go to every... I know what's about to happen.
[01:19:32] I know it's not a surprise. I'm just not even gonna do this. I'm not even gonna give this shot. Yeah
[01:19:41] It's vietnamese. Yep. There we go. Yeah, I see I see what's going on
[01:19:45] Yo, do you think North Korea is safe to go to I want to be the first streamer to ever go to North Korea
[01:19:51] Is this safe to go to or no?
[01:19:53] You can't okay, but genuinely seriously why not I saw this video a long time ago, but like why not?
[01:20:04] Like do you not think that they want me to stream there?
[01:20:07] Be honest, how would they kill me?
[01:20:11] Why would they kill me?
[01:20:13] They're not gonna kill me on stream
[01:20:18] What is the most dangerous place in the world like with like is it North Korea like with corruption?
[01:20:23] like I feel like I'm a fucking political guy now holy shit but I'm just like whoa
[01:20:29] yo wasn't there a dude wasn't there a dude chat who went to North Korea stole a
[01:20:33] poster and then died
[01:20:36] all right so we about to cross the fucking border bruh this is the real
[01:20:40] fucking border bruh when I step my foot on the other side bro we're going to
[01:20:44] North Korea let's fucking go I'm about to really be in North Korea this is it
[01:20:48] Kim Jong-un where I come
[01:20:50] FOOOOOO!
[01:20:52] This is it?
[01:20:53] Alright, shall we bust the cross?
[01:20:54] Wait, I'm confused.
[01:20:56] Do you think there's people looking at him right here?
[01:20:59] Do you think there's people that are looking at him or no?
[01:21:05] Are you serious?
[01:21:09] So you think there's someone aiming a gun at him this whole time?
[01:21:12] Kat!
[01:21:15] Really?
[01:21:20] They even have 70 months. Can I get a welcome to the jungle wrong streamer?
[01:21:26] Illegally entering North Korea.
[01:21:28] For several months the world has been consumed with one burning question.
[01:21:31] Why has a secured place with hundreds of witnesses then the obvious place to hide is the
[01:21:38] Wait what? I'm not watching this whole video where I have a tiktok brain. I can't watch
[01:21:42] a 40 minute video. Show me something.
[01:21:43] Watch the projector at the front of the room. What useful thing is he doing?
[01:21:47] Wait, why are they on every single room? I heard about this. What is this? What's the point of this doing on his computer?
[01:21:52] Oh, he's looking at North Korean propaganda photos on a Google image search knockoff
[01:21:56] Is this really the most useful thing they can do with the computers and they're showing this to us to show off that?
[01:22:01] They know how to use computers. Well, it's pretty obvious this room was designed as a show for sure. It's a law
[01:22:07] All that's scary is Jeffrey FC alive and the FC files in his receipt that shows a YouTube
[01:22:17] name of little Jeff one.
[01:22:20] Wait, what?
[01:22:22] He played Fortnite?
[01:22:31] There's no way FC was this fucking good.
[01:22:37] I guess FC was doing this?
[01:22:44] The Jeff is back.
[01:22:46] Hell ma bro, got rebooted.
[01:22:49] Straight out of Tel Aviv.
[01:22:53] Dude.
[01:22:55] Wow, man.
[01:23:00] Hey, official Fortnite here.
[01:23:04] This was a ruse by 45 a few days ago in an existing Fortnite account.
[01:23:07] There's no way we got in 2026 we have Fortnite talking about fucking Jeffrey Epstein, bro.
[01:23:13] Holy shit, man.
[01:23:15] What is going on, bro?
[01:23:18] Holy shit.
[01:23:22] Multivillioner can't afford YouTube premium.
[01:23:24] That's how I know you're a bot for the government.
[01:23:26] Welcome back to Slop Live.
[01:23:29] Today's-
[01:23:30] Bro, that's how I know you're a fucking idiot.
[01:23:32] Imagine paying YouTube, paying YouTube money
[01:23:36] when you could get an ad blocker.
[01:23:37] Are you fucking stupid?
[01:23:39] Like, genuinely, are you a stupid?
[01:23:41] Are you a stupid or no?
[01:23:43] Fire edit of you, Ron?
[01:23:50] All right.
[01:23:51] She's Louise, bro. Get this shit off my, oh my god, bro. Sneaking into a banned country.
[01:24:00] This is me in the middle of a high-speed police chase trying to get into a banned-
[01:24:04] If you're going to Epstein Island, I'm confused.
[01:24:06] Country which no one knows. It has 24-hour police surveillance and it's said to be impossible to get into, but it wasn't always like this.
[01:24:14] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, no troll, no funny shit.
[01:24:21] Let me just make sure I get rid of any type of search history, just in case.
[01:24:38] Just in case.
[01:24:39] You never know.
[01:24:40] No, I'm not being sus.
[01:24:41] No, I'm not being sus.
[01:24:43] This is not sus.
[01:24:47] Okay.
[01:24:49] So you're telling me, if I wanted to, we could go to the island or no?
[01:24:55] Like so this was his island?
[01:25:02] Ask Tyler a livery, Ariel.
[01:25:04] It's me running from security on Epstein's island after sneaking up-
[01:25:08] Wait, so you could genuinely get on top of the island?
[01:25:11] This is real?
[01:25:12] You could get at- you could dead ass get on top of this?
[01:25:13] On with the goal of reaching a temple on top of a mountain rumored to host satanic rituals.
[01:25:18] I'm Arthur Jetski. We have this for like five hours. We need to do this quick before we get detected by authorities.
[01:25:23] And after 15 minutes of driving-
[01:25:25] Wait, they don't kill you?
[01:25:26] I made it to Epstein Island.
[01:25:28] The whole operation out here, people that work here.
[01:25:30] Why is there still so much security on the island if he's dead?
[01:25:33] And what are the owners of Epstein's Island still hiding?
[01:25:36] Mysterious there.
[01:25:37] Do you guys genuinely think there was an underground thing?
[01:25:39] Like, I don't know. I mean, I believe in everything, but like...
[01:25:43] Bro, do you not like get scared of like how the government works, bro?
[01:25:47] Like if that if this is the real thing is no one here scared of the world
[01:25:51] I've always thought about this like are you guys not scared like bro?
[01:25:54] I know there's not a lot of you that are like oh you shouldn't be scared because you can't do anything about it true
[01:26:00] True, but at the same time it's like bro. I get like worried
[01:26:10] Like I don't know
[01:26:12] Like you can't.
[01:26:13] Come on, almost like it's inviting us to enter.
[01:26:16] You're fine.
[01:26:17] You're a Jew.
[01:26:18] The temple's behind me.
[01:26:19] I just climbed up hill.
[01:26:20] And it feels like I'm under attack at this part.
[01:26:23] This is the temple where crazy stuff went down.
[01:26:25] What the best thing?
[01:26:26] What the best thing?
[01:26:27] After making it to the temple, I turned around and saw this.
[01:26:30] Anything detected?
[01:26:31] Wait, so why is there security still on the island?
[01:26:34] Oh my god.
[01:26:35] Now security is right behind me going full speed in my direction.
[01:26:38] We're done!
[01:26:39] I'm out of here!
[01:26:40] What's the difference?
[01:26:41] There's no way this isn't a script, right? You can't go to the island. There's no way. Wait, so I'm so confused.
[01:26:51] Wait, so this is- he had this big of an island, or no? What the fuck, he had a house on the island?
[01:27:01] This is he had this big of an island or no, what the fuck he had a house on the island
[01:27:10] Wait, is this the spot is this that one thing I can't see it, but is that one thing?
[01:27:20] Wait what I thought I'm not kidding. I thought the island was way smaller you guys are calling me stupid
[01:27:25] I know there's probably a bunch of people who thought the island was way small. I thought it was literally just this I
[01:27:29] I didn't know there's a whole like resort
[01:27:34] Press 3d bottom, right?
[01:27:37] Well, I didn't fucking help
[01:27:44] Wait so how much is this island?
[01:27:53] Use Google Earth
[01:27:55] Stop trying to be weird. I'm asking a fucking question. 125 million. What did Jeffrey Epstein even do to get money? Does anyone know? I didn't even know who he was.
[01:28:08] I actually had no clue who he was.
[01:28:11] He scammed basically fine it and this is even worse dog island. What is dog island?
[01:28:23] Oh, I might be showing my screen. What is dog island? What is this? I don't know. Wait,
[01:28:34] So this is just a random island he doesn't own this
[01:28:40] Wait, where is this?
[01:28:43] Wait, this isn't in the US
[01:28:46] Whoa, whoa
[01:28:48] What the fuck?
[01:28:50] Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay. I'm not even kidding you. I'm not even kidding
[01:28:57] Google Maps make the earth look so small. I didn't realize how big the earth is
[01:29:02] Holy shit!
[01:29:12] Wait, so he deadass owned...
[01:29:14] Wait, where is it?
[01:29:18] So this is his island right here.
[01:29:20] This is his island?
[01:29:26] Wait, so I'm so confused.
[01:29:29] Where did he live? Did he live permanently on the island?
[01:29:31] on the island? I'm confused.
[01:29:38] Where did...
[01:29:40] You guys are calling me stupid when I'm asking questions, becoming like retarded to stream.
[01:29:45] I can't even ask anything now. Like, I'm dead, like I'm actually asking questions.
[01:29:49] So he lived in New York City and he owned an island.
[01:29:52] I'm just gonna, no, no, you're gonna start seeing people just get timed out for just being retarded.
[01:29:56] I'm not getting, like, I'm dead serious.
[01:29:59] I'm probably just gonna start giving out timeouts.
[01:30:01] There's a theory that the Nickelodeon is owned by Epstein because of the island looks like it. No
[01:30:10] Is it not
[01:30:17] Yes, there's a Nickelodeon logo right and like the perspective I've got I don't have a full top down
[01:30:22] But you can almost see there's that little nub out there
[01:30:25] I think it's just the way that the camera is taking this picture
[01:30:29] If you look at it, is this a coincidence? I don't know.
[01:30:32] Correct bird's eye satellite view of Epstein Island.
[01:30:35] I mean, it's pretty much the Nickelodeon logo.
[01:30:38] This is a reach. This is low-key a reach,
[01:30:40] but there is definitely pedophiles on Nickelodeon.
[01:30:42] Let's be real here.
[01:30:43] It shows his emails and stuff.
[01:30:45] What did I just click? What did I just?
[01:30:52] What is this?
[01:30:59] Wait, this is his email?
[01:31:03] Is this legal?
[01:31:09] Wait, how do they legalize this?
[01:31:19] Wait, this is so weird.
[01:31:22] Wait, no, no, no, I'm not defending him.
[01:31:25] Obviously, he's a fucking terrible person.
[01:31:27] We all are retweeting that we're all gonna agree that scene isn't we're out
[01:31:31] But I'm gonna be honest with you wait is this allowed to have someone's email
[01:31:35] Isn't this kind of like wait is it like can they do this to to anyone or no?
[01:31:42] Public public documents made it into the website. I'm literally just asking a quote. Yo, you guys think me asking questions equals defending
[01:31:50] I'm literally just saying in a world
[01:31:52] You're panicking. I don't have anything in my email. This is just interesting. I look hi Jeffrey
[01:32:01] So I'm basically Epstein right now. What did he what was his last email you are dead good riddance by Cody root hand
[01:32:14] Wait, why does it say redacted?
[01:32:22] Right this guy's a bot. He had fucking Cura deGest. Are you a fucking idiot?
[01:32:28] But do you just sign up for everything? Dear Jeff, I read the newspaper today. I
[01:32:32] can't believe they arrested you again. You're the only man on the planet who
[01:32:34] would never be a bad with any woman. You love them too much. It is so untrue what
[01:32:39] they're saying. If you need my support, I'm here. I was 19 when I met you and our
[01:32:42] wonderful common friend, Prince Andrew. You've never done anything wrong to me.
[01:32:45] Holy fucking dick writer. Yo, you're a fucking bot
[01:32:51] Then this guy used to have the dumbest fucking emails ever yo, do you sign up for every news outlet god damn
[01:33:07] Wait, who could I type in the search bar who could I type in the search bar? This is so interesting
[01:33:13] Jeffrey Epstein's property?
[01:33:21] He had $56 million in cash?
[01:33:27] $14 million in fixed income?
[01:33:31] $112 million in equities?
[01:33:35] $200 million in hedge fund?
[01:33:41] He had a $55 million apartment, $70 million house.
[01:33:46] Holy shit, this guy is a, wait, so he was a billionaire?
[01:33:51] He was a billionaire?
[01:33:55] Like not a billionaire, but he had like almost a billion
[01:33:58] dollars.
[01:34:04] Wait, I'm like zoning in right now.
[01:34:06] Jeffrey Epstein didn't fund himself.
[01:34:08] He operated, was a bank or by billionaire money,
[01:34:10] Especially, yeah, there's some weird shit going on in the world.
[01:34:15] People, Elon Musk!
[01:34:21] Bro, I didn't even know you could do this.
[01:34:26] Red and Joe, I will meet me in Palm Beach
[01:34:28] until even the 28th, and I'll fly them to the island.
[01:34:31] Then to Boston, the 30th, come.
[01:34:33] Have to be in London and California on those dates.
[01:34:35] Another time we were choosing, just let me know.
[01:34:40] You're welcome spoke to red Hoffman yesterday. Are you planning to do ST board equals H again for Christmas?
[01:34:48] Elon Musk don't know. Yeah, you know Musk is a fucking dork. Holy shit
[01:34:53] Yeah, you take like a dork God damn well you are welcome to the island red is coming with Joe
[01:34:59] It's the 6th of December come visit
[01:35:01] Holy shit
[01:35:03] Due to the high level of the email, might as well just change the V-sign and text.
[01:35:11] Wait, motherfuckers don't type in text messages, they type on fucking email, am I old or am
[01:35:20] I like...
[01:35:21] This looks pretty normal.
[01:35:23] Is there anything like...
[01:35:26] Any East Coast plans just emailed.
[01:35:28] No, I'm focused on Tesla and SpaceX.
[01:35:30] try to understand the Constitution assuming. Damn, bro, this motherfucker was really locked in on SpaceX.
[01:35:44] Do you have any parties planned? I've been working on the edge of sanity this year.
[01:35:48] Once my kids have a moment for Christmas, I really want to, the party and the invitation is much
[01:35:53] Much appreciated, but Peaceful Islanders is the opposite of what I'm looking for.
[01:35:57] Understood.
[01:35:58] Search Pizza.
[01:35:59] What is pizza?
[01:36:02] This fat motherfucker signed up for Papa John's.
[01:36:09] Are you dead, S?
[01:36:13] Are you serious?
[01:36:16] Alert Order Pizza.
[01:36:18] pizza for Bobby Slayton. Jeffrey Epstein. She looks pregnant. You mean the radiating
[01:36:27] a soft glow with the look of bliss and excitement. Yeah, that's the pizza. Dot, dot, dot. Yo,
[01:36:36] I'm not even kidding. There has to be, yo, if this is the weirdo here, imagine how many
[01:36:43] Many other people are actually weirdos.
[01:36:49] This is kind of like an eerie feeling, no?
[01:36:54] This is low.
[01:36:55] I know pizza equals kids, guys.
[01:36:56] I know.
[01:36:57] But I'm saying, is this not like eerie, like to think of, like this is like so weird to
[01:37:00] know that this is a human that's like, it's as we like to see pizza place, can you help
[01:37:05] send it please?
[01:37:06] Do I click this link or no?
[01:37:08] I'm clicking it.
[01:37:15] Oh yeah, this is not a real pizza place.
[01:37:17] What the fuck is this?
[01:37:20] Can I talk to...
[01:37:22] Owner of Gulf Oil Limited.
[01:37:24] What are the deal parameters, sirs?
[01:37:26] Partner or Invest-A-Buy?
[01:37:27] Yes, talk.
[01:37:28] Where do they say pizza in this?
[01:37:29] What? Why is this...
[01:37:31] Wait, the name is just pizza.
[01:37:34] Holy...
[01:37:36] Yo, what is going on?
[01:37:37] This is so weird.
[01:37:48] May I bring in a slice of pizza to you, respectfully?
[01:37:51] Who's emailing at six o'clock saying,
[01:37:57] I'm gonna bring you a slice of pizza?
[01:37:58] Bro, who's gonna email that?
[01:38:00] This is so weird.
[01:38:01] Bobby is happy to meet at our two as of every he's asking me to bring he thinks
[01:38:09] I have some
[01:38:15] wait so what else can I search his email for this is so interesting I don't
[01:38:20] even know who these people are Bill Gates
[01:38:24] Yo, I'm not even kidding, holy shit, dude, okay, I don't, yo, this, this is like nuts
[01:38:38] to read.
[01:38:39] I'm like zoning out.
[01:38:42] You are, yo, this is like crazy.
[01:38:51] It's just weird.
[01:38:54] Trump?
[01:38:55] I don't even see Trump on here.
[01:38:56] Where is it?
[01:38:58] Wait, what other key words can I type?
[01:39:11] Become a Trump MVP, Donald J. Trump.
[01:39:14] Contribute any amount.
[01:39:16] What is this?
[01:39:17] I want you to pedophiles.
[01:39:19] I want you to know how important,
[01:39:20] Is this like a troll? Wait, this got me a troll, right?
[01:39:23] 2020, wait, this has to be...
[01:39:27] Wait, what is this?
[01:39:32] Is this a troll?
[01:39:34] Was this set after he died?
[01:39:38] He was dead already?
[01:39:39] Oh, okay, I was about to say, Jesus fucking Christ.
[01:39:46] Wait, what is before this, though?
[01:39:49] I'm cooking it, fuck it.
[01:39:50] Is this the right email to see everything I feel like everyone's how did you guys see all the other shit like what else should I be looking up in this
[01:40:09] Look at the bottom middle this
[01:40:15] Can I react to this on stream or no
[01:40:21] What the fuck is yo, this is weird. Oh my god, like this is low key weird
[01:40:27] This is low key so weird. Oh my god
[01:40:30] You could see how he texts people
[01:40:37] We are scheduled to go to this house and coach from her I will then go out for the rest of the week cool
[01:40:41] Can we yes, perfect. Can we do it late morning? All canceled. You're not coming in
[01:40:47] Who is Steve Bannon like who are these people?
[01:40:50] What did he buy on Amazon?
[01:40:55] Oh, hell no.
[01:41:02] Oh, this is disgusting.
[01:41:06] An oxygen concentrator machine for children?
[01:41:13] a toy, the birth of tragedy and these little kid books, king-size mattress with extra-thick
[01:41:32] mattress pad cover.
[01:41:45] How can people like defend this?
[01:41:47] This is so weird.
[01:41:48] This is actually so weird.
[01:41:51] What the fuck am I looking at?
[01:41:59] No one is?
[01:42:00] There's people out there like that are a hundred percent like oh, he didn't do it on the light and
[01:42:07] You know, I don't okay, I mean I might get killed I mean probably not I'm not that important in the world
[01:42:11] But bro, how the fuck is someone like Jay-Z getting away like
[01:42:15] Yo
[01:42:20] If the government so you you could search the episode was kind of AIDS
[01:42:30] This is way too hard for me. I gotta go back to this website.
[01:42:34] Wait, I'm so confused. So the government knew about this the whole time?
[01:42:39] Like, is that not concerning?
[01:42:41] Like, what the fuck?
[01:42:46] You know what's crazy?
[01:42:47] Bro, they wipe our brain just like this.
[01:42:50] Literally like this. Not wipe, but they distract us with other shit going on in the world.
[01:42:54] This world is so controlled. Like, I don't want to sound like a fucking nut job,
[01:42:58] because this is how you go down a rabbit hole of being a fucking nut.
[01:43:01] But the reason I don't go down that rabbit hole is because there's nothing you can do, right?
[01:43:05] There's actually nothing you can do.
[01:43:07] This world is controlled.
[01:43:08] Everything that you're doing is controlled.
[01:43:10] And that's why you shouldn't go down this rabbit hole.
[01:43:12] But if you do go down the rabbit hole, it's actually fucking insane.
[01:43:16] Like how nutty this is, like how like, like it's actually sad.
[01:43:22] It's actually sad.
[01:43:23] And it's going to go on for the rest of our lives until, until the world ends one day.
[01:43:26] What? He purchased your headphones?
[01:43:35] What?
[01:43:38] This fat bitch is eating fucking ding-dongs?
[01:43:43] Holy shit, bro! You order everything at the same fucking time! How many glasses do you need?
[01:43:56] So there's no like a system on Amazon that can strike accounts that are fucking weird
[01:44:02] Holy shit this guy's buying a bunch of weird shit like is there no judges that can see this shit like
[01:44:10] Amazon was made to traffic people I'm saying I don't give a fuck I'm gonna get killed
[01:44:15] Something's going on in the world, but they want you to seem stupid bruh. He's have a third eye
[01:44:20] Holy shit, what is a J drive?
[01:44:23] Can you send me please new ticket to Moscow?
[01:44:27] Holy fucking, this is so weird.
[01:44:33] Photos? Can I react to this on stream?
[01:44:47] What the fuck is this?
[01:44:53] Wait, I'm so confused. Who's taking these photos?
[01:45:13] What?
[01:45:18] Oh, hell no.
[01:45:23] So I don't know what it like oh
[01:45:33] My god
[01:45:35] Wait, how did he so I don't want to sound stupid, but I'm learning how did he lure people into this island?
[01:45:40] Like how did everyone just say oh, we're going this is the guy. This is the guy and then
[01:45:47] Money but bro like up like how the fuck?
[01:45:51] But my question is too, why would these people let him take a picture if like I obviously like think of a think be in the mind of a weirdo right?
[01:46:00] Imagine you're him, right? You're a weirdo, whatever it might be. Why would you allow someone to take a photo of you, right?
[01:46:08] Why would you allow someone to take a photo of you? Blackmail? But I'm saying is so they accepted money, but in return they would have photos of them.
[01:46:18] like I'm confused that is that what it is
[01:46:31] Who is this girl with him?
[01:46:35] They were a five months who is this girl
[01:46:40] His wife what's her name and why did why did she not say anything or is she like a weirdo too?
[01:46:48] She was a part of it. Is she still alive or no?
[01:47:04] In jail, right?
[01:47:11] This is so weird.
[01:47:18] There's so much weird shit that happens in the world, holy fuck.
[01:47:22] Why is he taking FitPix, like what is this?
[01:47:28] That is not tough.
[01:47:39] This is the photo that you guys photoshopped me on, you fucking weirdos.
[01:47:43] I'm glad I can fucking see it now.
[01:47:47] What are you just linking me, bro?
[01:47:49] What?
[01:47:50] What the fuck is this?
[01:47:53] He took 4,200 flights?
[01:47:58] All to this fucking island 3000 passengers this guy's a fucking actual like this guy's
[01:48:27] an actual fucking weird oh my god like how do you fuck wait so my question is
[01:48:34] why did they black out some of the faces can someone tell me
[01:48:41] oh hell no other children
[01:48:51] It's kind of looks like an older person.
[01:48:58] What?
[01:49:00] Oh, it's victims.
[01:49:04] Wait, so why is he here?
[01:49:06] Michael Jackson here.
[01:49:08] Like, are these celebrities actually this weird?
[01:49:11] How hard is it to be a normal fucking human?
[01:49:14] I'm so confused.
[01:49:17] Like how hard is it?
[01:49:23] They framed him.
[01:49:25] But how do we even know that's the truth?
[01:49:27] Like I-
[01:49:28] This is just weird.
[01:49:41] He loved this fucking red puffer.
[01:49:43] What's up with this guy?
[01:49:46] I don't have to react to this, by the way, guys, if you don't want me to.
[01:49:48] I'm just very fascinated right now.
[01:49:49] It's the first time I've ever seen this.
[01:49:58] Like, I don't know if you guys want music on or something.
[01:50:01] I'm just like, actually, this is like real time reacting.
[01:50:03] Like, I don't even feel like I'm live.
[01:50:07] What the fuck is this photo?
[01:50:10] Jesus Christ.
[01:50:16] It's his kids
[01:50:25] Brother what kind of weird shit I
[01:50:30] Think someone who takes photos of this shit is like what like I guess it's him like
[01:50:35] Like I don't know it just it looks so eerie like this is so weird
[01:50:41] Like I don't even know who this is like who are these people?
[01:50:46] So these are just like the elites like I'm confused like who are these people these like important people
[01:51:00] There's so much what the fuck am I even oh
[01:51:08] Hell no
[01:51:10] Bro, I'm gonna be honest with you, like, there's so many weird people in the world.
[01:51:20] It's actually so fascinating to me how much secret shit is going on in the world.
[01:51:23] And it's like, bro, I try not to get my head too wrapped around it because you'll just,
[01:51:27] again, you'll fall into this, you'll fall into this hole forever.
[01:51:31] You'll fall into this hole forever of where you're always just like, what is this?
[01:51:35] What is that?
[01:51:36] What is this?
[01:51:37] What is this?
[01:51:38] But it's like, damn, bro.
[01:51:39] It's like, you will never, ever know the truth.
[01:51:40] know the truth bro you'll never know the truth and it's fucking scary it's so
[01:51:46] scary it's like damn
[01:51:53] there's 9,000 photos I'm going through all these not all of them but I'm going
[01:51:58] through a lot of these am I gonna lie this is so interesting to me click the
[01:52:07] left. What the fuck? I guess there's only three photos? I guess there's a photo of a photo?
[01:52:23] This would be more believable if there was another photo, two, three photos, but one of
[01:52:42] them is a photo of a photo.
[01:52:44] There hasn't been a single one of those in here.
[01:52:47] Wait, hold on.
[01:52:49] Is this all redacted?
[01:52:50] What's going on here?
[01:53:01] What in the fuck is all this shit, bro? I'm not even kidding, bro. This shit is so weird, bro.
[01:53:07] Like, what do you think the cause of all this shit is? Seriously?
[01:53:11] Holy shit!
[01:53:18] It's all blacked out. What is this?
[01:53:20] All right, relax, buddy
[01:53:38] You thought this was a good fucking photo you weirdo
[01:53:44] Maybe it loaded now hold on
[01:53:47] Well, why is all loading not loading
[01:53:51] Like what even is this easing a partner stress
[01:53:55] For this guy's a bot. I'm I've been kidding. Oh, here we go
[01:54:01] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
[01:54:06] What the fuck is
[01:54:14] She was low playing
[01:54:20] What the fuck?
[01:54:25] Bro, this guy is actually, I don't know how to say it, I have a friend's schedule, but
[01:54:36] she asked $1,000 for a girl, I'll send you girls now.
[01:54:38] Maybe someone will be good for Jay.
[01:54:40] What the fuck?
[01:54:50] Is this?
[01:55:00] Bro, I'm sorry baby check stop doing this like I'm
[01:55:04] Okay, I gotta square this like some bro low key. I'm just like so fucking like interested
[01:55:10] Like I'm so interested
[01:55:12] like this is so fascinating like how much he got away with am I better get
[01:55:25] like shot in my head for reacting to this or no like no normal person is just
[01:55:29] randomly taking photos of this like why are you taking photos of this you have
[01:55:34] to be sending this is such a weird thing it's like it's like weird because he's
[01:55:38] taking a photo on a camera emailing it like this is the FBI photos I was about
[01:55:47] to say bro I was about to say like is he said it like so this is shit that they
[01:55:51] came after he died yeah my fucking dick in balls they fucking knew about this
[01:55:56] shit
[01:56:01] so that's all the photos
[01:56:08] Yeah, but this is such a weird look whole yo, yo, how do you even like this is such a weird
[01:56:19] look like look at the fucking doors like
[01:56:21] Is this a real photo or is this AI?
[01:56:30] This doesn't even look real.
[01:56:40] But like, I know obviously none of us, hopefully, are weirdos, but like, why?
[01:56:52] What is the satisfaction of having sex with young people?
[01:56:55] Like what is, I don't, like how do you get to that level of like weirdos?
[01:57:01] Like is it money?
[01:57:03] Like is it like, like what is it like?
[01:57:06] How do you even like get to that level?
[01:57:14] It's power but like that's so weird.
[01:57:16] Like what?
[01:57:17] That's just like, like they think they could do anything they want.
[01:57:20] Okay, but I'm like, it just doesn't make sense if like you could do anything you want.
[01:57:24] The first thing you're doing is having sex with children.
[01:57:26] It's like, like, you skip this?
[01:57:29] Brother, are you fucking stupid?
[01:57:45] This is so fucking weird, holy shit.
[01:57:51] I might have been kidding, bro.
[01:57:52] Like, I thank God every day that I'm not a fucking weirdo, bro.
[01:57:58] Like, how do you even get to this level?
[01:58:01] Not even thanking God, just like being a normal,
[01:58:03] be a normal fucking human, bro.
[01:58:05] Be a normal fucking human.
[01:58:07] Simple as that.
[01:58:09] React with XQC?
[01:58:10] Does he want to react to it?
[01:58:12] Is he still in my content?
[01:58:12] What is this?
[01:58:18] Very interesting.
[01:58:19] LOL.
[01:58:21] Any context clues you can pick up on some of this shit now
[01:58:44] What so you're gonna steal my content and then not invite me to a call
[01:58:51] You're gonna steal my content and then not ask the call. It's all good. You are not the debunker. It's okay. I'm not a debunker
[01:58:59] Yo, you have like a hundred million dollars. Please tell me we're not gonna find files of you in like the next ten years, right?
[01:59:05] You're not a weirdo like this, right? I
[01:59:07] mean
[01:59:09] What I mean
[01:59:12] But depends what type
[01:59:14] Files I bought file without weird files like these are weird as we're talking about some late game like like evil shit
[01:59:21] What? What do you mean? No, I don't know what you mean. I don't know. I said, oh, I'm
[01:59:30] I'm I'm I'm I'm saying I'm saying these are evil. These are evil people files though.
[01:59:35] I thought files were not evil though. Interesting. So you've never you've never met Epstein, huh?
[01:59:41] But I don't get I think I was a lot of no I was a lot of why would a random Canadian
[01:59:51] French eating a vet
[01:59:54] Interact with some some billionaire Andy
[01:59:58] Like well both mastermind of the of the United States
[02:00:02] You're getting super defensive man. That's a brawl. I was I was 18 plus so clearly not something
[02:00:09] That's a question bro. I mean why I'm just ever saying I was an adult
[02:00:13] So I mean am I not am I not out of the venue at that point?
[02:00:18] No, maybe partate
[02:00:21] What about you though? What about you though? What do you mean, bro? I don't even know
[02:00:25] today
[02:00:27] Did you check if you're fighting pants on the files at all?
[02:00:29] My parents yeah, my mom's not you might want to check it. You might want to check why you're putting this on me
[02:00:36] confused because then
[02:00:39] Didn't your mom see some finish guy at the club or whatever was that?
[02:00:42] I forgot I was Mike Tyson Mike Tyson. Yeah, same. Yeah, my cousin is a rich old guy at the old days
[02:00:48] Okay, and Eddie from kick is a billionaire. So talk to me. Have you done anything with
[02:00:53] Have you ever done any freaky things with billionaires? Have you know?
[02:00:57] Do you have to do anything? Did you have to do anything to get your wealth or did you like to talk to me?
[02:01:01] Or maybe you're talking too much. Oh, yeah, are you gonna have to be silenced? I'm asking
[02:01:06] There is your ship of a boy here, man. It's not asking you're talking about millionaires billionaires. Okay. Yo, you
[02:01:12] I've even made you disappear, little buddy.
[02:01:15] Eddie will treat you to dust, pal.
[02:01:17] Wait, but why are you, you're talking too much.
[02:01:19] You should just let it happen, if that's the case.
[02:01:20] What's going on here?
[02:01:21] I'm just asking a simple question, bro.
[02:01:23] You said that my mom knew billionaires,
[02:01:25] blah, blah, blah, blah, whatever.
[02:01:26] You are best friends with billionaires!
[02:01:29] Multiple billionaires.
[02:01:31] So I'm confused.
[02:01:31] So what?
[02:01:32] So what?
[02:01:33] Yo, Eddie doesn't need to have you.
[02:01:34] Wait, wait, wait, why are we still talking about Eddie?
[02:01:36] Has everyone talked, yo, if we're gonna talk about Eddie,
[02:01:38] bring him in here so he can give me a pick.
[02:01:39] though. Bijan did a handle. Bijan did a handle. I mean, he hangs out on the yachts
[02:01:44] with the with little narrow doors and shit like that. I mean, I'm actually some of his
[02:01:49] posts. He hangs out with the elites though. Are you serious? But he's not freaking though.
[02:01:57] Yeah, you didn't know that? Basically, he's cool. Can you tell them to give me a stake
[02:02:03] Yo, that's why I brought up Eddie.
[02:02:06] Oh, uh...
[02:02:09] Yeah, it's gonna be a no for now, but...
[02:02:12] Yeah, listen, you've been black balled up. I'm sorry, that's all I'm gonna say.
[02:02:16] Eddie, give me a gambling game, bro.
[02:02:21] You wouldn't even do it, to be honest.
[02:02:23] I'm trying to buy fucking cars, bro.
[02:02:25] Yo, that stuff is crazy!
[02:02:28] Bro, it gets pretty weird, like, I'm not gonna lie.
[02:02:30] I I actually don't get how like I get it because the government's in on it like bro. What the fuck like
[02:02:39] What did he listen to on Spotify he had 23 like tracks
[02:02:43] No, I think a lot of the guys are fake though. No, no, I think this is directly taken from his files, right chat
[02:02:51] Dude, I'm telling you some master
[02:02:53] Good afternoon, Special Agent Addicted.
[02:02:55] Good afternoon.
[02:02:56] Could you please state and spell out a full name for the record?
[02:02:59] Nobody in the world fucking knows.
[02:03:02] Some reference from some book or some shit on some wall to writing.
[02:03:07] At least I found some crazy shit.
[02:03:09] Like, I'm telling you.
[02:03:11] Somebody's going to debunk it with like fucking pure autism.
[02:03:15] Like, I won a 99% extract autism.
[02:03:19] Like, I'm telling you.
[02:03:21] What about your files though?
[02:03:25] Well thankfully I don't have any files, I've never reached the wealth to become a weirdo,
[02:03:31] but it seems to be once you become like a billionaire you become like a pedophile or
[02:03:34] something like that.
[02:03:35] What's going on?
[02:03:36] Yeah, it's almost going to scare us in that bit.
[02:03:38] It feels like there's nothing to do late game if all the burners-
[02:03:45] What?
[02:03:46] That's a crazy sentence.
[02:03:48] What?
[02:03:49] So once you become
[02:03:53] So what's it?
[02:03:55] Late game I said like the billionaires. Why do they all conduct weird shit though?
[02:04:00] No, I mean
[02:04:02] I agree that the way is there's nothing else to do. No, I said the same thing
[02:04:06] I said the same thing it's weird shit once you become like a billionaire and this is what I said
[02:04:10] First of all if I was a billionaire, I wouldn't be a billionaire for longer than today because I'd give all my money away
[02:04:14] That's number one number two if I was a billionaire
[02:04:16] If I was a billionaire, okay, like how do you just like all of a sudden just become like a pedophile
[02:04:24] but literally just buy every dream car buy every watch like
[02:04:28] Give back maybe like a hundred thousand dollars like well that's what that's my show
[02:04:34] Okay, in in that realm of things right then then that would be a bad argument because then you would have it all
[02:04:42] then I mean
[02:04:44] Then you would have it all
[02:04:46] If you did that you burn through it, but why right? Yeah, but why?
[02:04:50] yo
[02:04:52] Sorry, why why pedophilia though like everyone in my child's tummy? Oh, it's power
[02:04:56] But like I'm confused when you have a billion dollars. Is that not enough power like I'm confused
[02:05:03] Uh, I mean it's never enough right like that's that there's that so what is the end like what is the end?
[02:05:09] I'm confused like what is the end?
[02:05:13] I mean there is no end
[02:05:16] There's no right, right?
[02:05:19] Is this on your wall why they tell me this is on your wall? What's on my wall?
[02:05:26] The law business
[02:05:31] Look at that. I'm not as I mean this is on your wall
[02:05:38] Yeah, this is my one what about it
[02:05:41] This is actually yours
[02:05:43] Yeah, why may it's it's erase now, but yeah, what is this on the top left?
[02:05:50] It brought bro. These are like these are doodles. This is like a like a LA sucks. There's a key to LA and
[02:05:57] Then above all is Illuminati trying. What am I?
[02:06:01] Money is cringe a lot of his cringe and a lot of it like some it's like some some surface level like cringe like shit
[02:06:07] It's just that it but it's just like drawing for fun. It's like a they might be thinking you're just drawing you know me
[02:06:13] I enjoy drawing and I would pace around the kitchen
[02:06:19] and this is the kitchen wall, right?
[02:06:20] And I would just draw like when I was bored.
[02:06:22] Like I would be on phone calls and shit like that,
[02:06:24] like in voice meetings or whatever, right?
[02:06:27] And I would just be drawing.
[02:06:29] This building on the top left looks familiar.
[02:06:32] It's actually some soccer pitch.
[02:06:35] Really?
[02:06:37] Yeah, it's like this building.
[02:06:40] Oh, no, it's a soccer pitch.
[02:06:43] Um, um, hold on, is everything okay?
[02:06:51] There are some cool ones in here though.
[02:06:52] There are some cool ones in here.
[02:06:53] Like there's some cool like meanings, you know what I mean?
[02:06:57] Wait a minute.
[02:06:59] Is this the same tiger that Epstein had?
[02:07:02] Which one?
[02:07:03] On the top right?
[02:07:05] That's actually Andretz drawing.
[02:07:07] That's her contribution to the wall.
[02:07:10] The wall?
[02:07:11] That's what you call it.
[02:07:12] The wall?
[02:07:13] So you make people sign this?
[02:07:16] Oh yeah, but you signed it.
[02:07:18] Some people signed it.
[02:07:18] It's hidden though.
[02:07:21] Interesting.
[02:07:22] I never get to finish it though.
[02:07:23] I had actually a cool plan for the wall,
[02:07:24] but I realized that, you know what's that?
[02:07:26] I realized that if I had a plan for the wall,
[02:07:28] then the wall sucks.
[02:07:30] Because the wall was just meant to be,
[02:07:32] no clashes on it, right?
[02:07:33] And if it becomes a thing where I want to do it,
[02:07:36] then it's lame, did I mean?
[02:07:38] That's why I kind of stopped doing it.
[02:07:40] So I'm confused, right?
[02:07:41] Let me ask you something.
[02:07:43] You were talking about once you reach a million dollars,
[02:07:45] you have all this power, whatever.
[02:07:47] Someone like you who has a hundred million dollars,
[02:07:50] like what's next for you, what do you find?
[02:07:52] Or more, or more.
[02:07:53] What do you find?
[02:07:57] I mean, bro.
[02:07:58] No, no, I feel like you think of wealth as like a curve.
[02:08:03] Some of your curve, it might be,
[02:08:05] I think wealth is like, it's plateaus, right?
[02:08:09] where it's like, I think me and you
[02:08:12] are on the same kind of stage.
[02:08:14] What do I know?
[02:08:15] The next stage is yachts and like ultra mega shit.
[02:08:23] You know what I mean?
[02:08:23] Like that's like the billionaire shit,
[02:08:27] where you don't look at the price,
[02:08:28] even if it's like a multi-million dollar shit.
[02:08:30] Well, me right now, the way I view it is,
[02:08:33] I'm so like, bro, like you,
[02:08:36] when you can comfortably say like for you, right?
[02:08:39] You could be like, all right, I'm not gonna stream today.
[02:08:40] I don't have to blah, blah, blah.
[02:08:41] I don't gotta do this.
[02:08:42] I don't know where I got my money.
[02:08:43] I don't think I don't.
[02:08:44] I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't,
[02:08:45] I don't know if that's a lame thing, but yeah, go ahead.
[02:08:46] But I'm saying I can't do that if I wanted to.
[02:08:48] So it's like, I disagree.
[02:08:51] We're not on the same path at all.
[02:08:53] Then that's your failsafe then.
[02:08:55] That's, that's, that is your mental.
[02:08:59] That's good thing.
[02:09:02] How's that a bad thing?
[02:09:03] Bro, the human experience, the human life
[02:09:06] is to struggle.
[02:09:09] If you're stuck in this kind of loop
[02:09:11] that you can almost force something to,
[02:09:13] where you're gonna have to do things,
[02:09:15] that's part of the life experience,
[02:09:17] so that's good, you know what I mean?
[02:09:20] Like losing one part of the action is bad.
[02:09:23] Like let's say there was no type of economy, right?
[02:09:25] Let's just say everyone here had a billion dollars
[02:09:27] and a billion dollars actually made you
[02:09:28] had a billion dollars with that.
[02:09:29] You know what I mean, you know what I'm saying?
[02:09:30] So, so, so communism.
[02:09:32] No, I'm just saying, I don't know,
[02:09:33] I don't know what those words are,
[02:09:34] I'm not really like anything.
[02:09:35] I'm just saying like in a world where let's say everyone's like damn, I want to be,
[02:09:38] let's make it simpler. I want to be a millionaire.
[02:09:40] Let's say every single human in the world was a millionaire, every single human.
[02:09:43] But like the economy is the same as it is right now, right now.
[02:09:47] I feel like people would be like, damn, I want this next. I want this next.
[02:09:49] So, so I do agree. So you know what I'm saying? So it's like,
[02:09:54] I don't want to hear you all, but you're talking about two concepts that are
[02:09:58] fundamental. And you're talking about the, um, one,
[02:10:02] one, the hierarchy of needs of Maslow and two, the hedonic treadmill, right?
[02:10:07] And it's the, um, human, it's the human acclimation to, um,
[02:10:13] to new standards. So let's say, let's say tomorrow, let's say,
[02:10:16] right now you're happy. It's the moment somebody chucks chucks with your,
[02:10:19] one of your leg off, right? You're gonna be unhappy at one point with the
[02:10:24] human brain does, you will stabilize back to almost the same level happens.
[02:10:28] You were before, you know, you have one less legged, right?
[02:10:31] So how do we, yeah, go ahead.
[02:10:32] So if you acclimate everybody at the same spot
[02:10:36] and nobody can move, yet it's awful.
[02:10:38] I don't think that human is designed this way.
[02:10:40] They mean we've outpaced human development in that way.
[02:10:47] Very interesting.
[02:10:48] Yeah.
[02:10:48] Because we're meant to struggle,
[02:10:50] we're meant to hunt, we're meant to,
[02:10:51] we're meant to have problems.
[02:10:52] I don't disagree with that,
[02:10:53] because every time I've had a problem,
[02:10:55] it makes me want to work,
[02:10:56] it makes me want to do something,
[02:10:56] it makes me want to change my way of thinking.
[02:10:58] So I get that.
[02:11:01] But I'm just like, damn, but I'm just like,
[02:11:05] I still just don't get it.
[02:11:07] Like how do you become so wealthy, so successful,
[02:11:11] whatever you're doing, and you just become a pedophile
[02:11:13] who fucks children like how, like what is it?
[02:11:16] I don't, I don't, maybe I don't get it
[02:11:18] because I'm not that, but like I just don't get it.
[02:11:22] I don't get it.
[02:11:23] I actually just don't get it.
[02:11:25] Like I know everyone's like, oh, I don't get it either,
[02:11:26] but like it's just like, I just don't get it.
[02:11:29] Like it doesn't make any sense.
[02:11:31] Like when people say, oh, it's power, okay?
[02:11:33] But what is it?
[02:11:34] Like I don't understand what that means
[02:11:35] when people say it's the devil, okay?
[02:11:36] But what does that mean?
[02:11:37] I just don't get it.
[02:11:38] I don't get it.
[02:11:39] I don't get it.
[02:11:39] I don't get it.
[02:11:40] You know what?
[02:11:41] You know, I-
[02:11:42] How can you in this chat call me stupid
[02:11:44] for asking what, it's a simple bro?
[02:11:46] It's not, it's not, it's not, it's not, that's good.
[02:11:48] I just don't know.
[02:11:50] I think it's, it's like, I think for them, hold on.
[02:11:54] Maybe a part of it is like it.
[02:11:55] It is like it's like it's like it's like,
[02:11:58] You know, you say, oh, why, why, and it's all awful.
[02:12:01] And I would never ask this question, right?
[02:12:03] But I'm getting these people, right,
[02:12:05] are thinking, oh, oh, oh, this, whatever.
[02:12:09] And then they probably go, why not?
[02:12:11] You know what I mean?
[02:12:12] They probably do it in reverse.
[02:12:13] You know what I mean?
[02:12:13] But I'm saying like, let's say, forget Epstein.
[02:12:15] Let's say, let's say someone like,
[02:12:17] like I don't even want to say serve you
[02:12:18] because I don't even know their background.
[02:12:20] I'm just saying like, someone who works their way up
[02:12:22] to become a millionaire, then a hundred millionaire,
[02:12:23] then a billionaire, whatever it might be, right?
[02:12:26] I just don't get it how you work so,
[02:12:27] like you work hard, even if you fuck people over,
[02:12:29] you're still working hard in some capacity.
[02:12:32] And then all of a sudden your instinct is,
[02:12:34] oh, I'm going for children.
[02:12:35] Like to me, bro, like I get people are evil,
[02:12:38] but like it's just the concept, I guess,
[02:12:40] is so insane to me that it's like,
[02:12:43] I can't get it through my brain
[02:12:45] as well as other people can, like how other people can.
[02:12:48] I don't know, maybe I'm just stupid, bro, I don't know.
[02:12:51] No, I don't think it's stupid.
[02:12:53] I just think that you're,
[02:12:54] Um, fuck knows is it a photo again?
[02:12:58] So I say I suppose the long, um, balloons in the files.
[02:13:02] Well, I mean, bro, I just double up on it.
[02:13:04] I was, what?
[02:13:08] Why?
[02:13:08] I ever said, wait, I mean, it's dumb though.
[02:13:13] I mean, I think it's a real photo.
[02:13:17] I mean, I don't want to do it.
[02:13:18] Wait, see, this is weird.
[02:13:19] What, what, why would he censor like this though?
[02:13:23] Oh, it makes sense.
[02:13:24] make sense if it's it makes sense if I'm assuming if somebody was a victim right
[02:13:30] even though it's in their files they'll censor it because if they don't this is
[02:13:35] something and only related and censored then they can they can turn on who it is
[02:13:39] and it was not this is a real and entire files that should be censored about
[02:13:42] somebody this is fucking scary is a real photo
[02:13:48] What's up?
[02:13:50] The Amplizarian posted this image of Post Malone in Facebook to this day.
[02:13:53] Was this included in the FC files?
[02:13:57] I mean, damn it.
[02:13:58] Nah, it's the Amplizarian photo, it's the Amplizarian photo.
[02:14:00] Every pic I post on my Instagram is in the files of my girl's face blacked out.
[02:14:05] It's not because they're an adult that it's nothing burger.
[02:14:12] This is so fucking crazy.
[02:14:14] Like I think I find it more crazy that it's all documented and like I have obviously someone in the US people in the US
[02:14:21] And knew about this is I don't know. I just maybe I'm so naive. I don't know like this is just crazy
[02:14:26] Me that was looks fucking nice though. What the fuck? Oh?
[02:14:34] Well, that's fucking busted it
[02:14:37] Would you ever buy an island? Oh
[02:14:39] Oh, no, I I get homesick when I fuck it when I'm fucking downstairs, you know, I mean
[02:14:48] You miss me
[02:14:52] Yeah, I miss you but we don't we don't do much together. You know, I mean you want to hang out sometimes soon
[02:14:57] Yeah, yeah, we should do so we should do I realm but like
[02:15:01] Where do you add?
[02:15:05] I'm a bit a my best yeah, are you in Canada?
[02:15:09] Yeah, but I'm moving soon.
[02:15:11] When are you moving?
[02:15:13] I'm very soon.
[02:15:14] We could go to you.
[02:15:16] We could go to you.
[02:15:18] I go to LA to do some something fun though.
[02:15:20] Man, just move out here.
[02:15:21] One of these days I could get a set up out there in your house.
[02:15:23] I could be like, yo, Q,
[02:15:24] I'm coming over to LA to do some streams.
[02:15:26] Where I could say, you know what I'm saying?
[02:15:28] I mean, are you living in your house or what?
[02:15:29] I just fucking spilled air once.
[02:15:31] Saratoga sparkling water on me.
[02:15:33] God damn it!
[02:15:34] My life is so hard.
[02:15:36] Is that sponsored?
[02:15:37] No, it just is expensive.
[02:15:39] Go to go to work at OSC. Oh see. Yeah. Why are you getting in your house or what? We're trying to repair this house first
[02:15:48] Only repaired well, there's damages and then we have to sell it
[02:15:52] Or tell it
[02:15:55] We're trying to get out the lease early. No, we don't trust me. They did not buy we're paying 75k a month and right now
[02:16:01] Yeah, yeah, but there's so many of you guys don't that actually
[02:16:04] Well, well, hold on.
[02:16:06] Nope, not as much as you think.
[02:16:08] Redacted statements coming out, can't say much.
[02:16:11] It's not as easy as you hear 75K and that's what it is.
[02:16:15] All of a sudden, it's more than that.
[02:16:17] All of a sudden, and more and more, and then it's more,
[02:16:19] and then we get this, it's more, and then once you're done,
[02:16:22] oh yeah, we're good, we're good.
[02:16:23] No, no, no, Q, it's more, and then it's more,
[02:16:25] and then all of a sudden, it's more, and then it's more.
[02:16:28] I think it's so much more.
[02:16:30] Hold on, hold on at least, hold on at least,
[02:16:32] but not inside it.
[02:16:33] I don't know.
[02:16:33] I don't want to speak on it.
[02:16:35] Listen, allegedly, I don't want to speak.
[02:16:38] Well, good thing I didn't sign it,
[02:16:39] but somehow it says my signature.
[02:16:41] Listen, allegedly, right,
[02:16:43] we're just trying to get out of this house.
[02:16:46] That's all we're trying to do, bro, that's all we're trying to do.
[02:16:48] Again, but what's the maximum damages that you can pay?
[02:16:51] We're done, we have the damages paid.
[02:16:53] They're getting worked on right now.
[02:16:54] It's not even that much.
[02:16:55] Yeah, but they don't even want.
[02:16:56] I mean, bro, I've heard about people like,
[02:16:58] how the fuck did they charge like,
[02:17:00] trying to get ahead of the game.
[02:17:00] No, no, no, no, no.
[02:17:01] this house so for this house that we're in I think it was like 30k to repair
[02:17:07] saw that much like split amongst everyone but but but but but but but the
[02:17:14] seventh on house somehow I don't even I don't want to be going on a stream bro
[02:17:19] somehow I'm hearing number number this number that number that I'm like what is
[02:17:23] going on whole go when I tell you you wouldn't believe the number I would I
[02:17:29] I literally, you wouldn't believe it, I would say.
[02:17:32] What do you mean?
[02:17:33] What do you mean?
[02:17:34] It costs more to the hell.
[02:17:35] It's too hard.
[02:17:36] It's too hard.
[02:17:37] It's too hard?
[02:17:38] No, it's just like, they're just,
[02:17:40] listen, bro, if I speak them in big trouble,
[02:17:42] I'm very troubled.
[02:17:43] I fact, cause I,
[02:17:45] 20, 31, January 1st, excuse me,
[02:17:49] I'm very troubled.
[02:17:50] I finally found a guy with whom I had amazing sex.
[02:17:52] It's seriously great, but he is not here right now,
[02:17:54] and I started suffering and I can't focus at all.
[02:17:57] I think about sex all the time.
[02:17:59] I see cocks everywhere.
[02:18:00] It's deeply troubling.
[02:18:02] Soon I don't even have to macerate and I will come.
[02:18:05] That would be funny.
[02:18:05] We'll try to appeal to it.
[02:18:07] This is a real email?
[02:18:09] What is this?
[02:18:10] Can't see it, man.
[02:18:11] I can't spell.
[02:18:16] Yeah.
[02:18:21] Find suits of armor.
[02:18:25] Some suits of armor.
[02:18:27] What?
[02:18:28] the robber barons to fight over the best armed position.
[02:18:32] Bro, these people are so fucking bored.
[02:18:35] That's kind of cruel though, armor though, like medieval shit.
[02:18:39] While on this yacht he witnessed an African-American male having sex with a white blonde female,
[02:18:44] all of whom were bleeding during intercourse.
[02:18:46] He was a victim of a type of ritualistic sacrifice in which his feet were cut, but no scarring.
[02:18:52] On the yacht he witnessed babies being d-
[02:18:53] Yo, what the fuck is in these emails?
[02:18:56] Okay, yo, what are you fucking reading?
[02:18:59] It's from the FBI, it's from the FBI.
[02:19:02] Yeah, but is it a person's report?
[02:19:04] Is it like,
[02:19:05] conventionalizing the tips sometimes,
[02:19:07] or conventionalizing the fucking?
[02:19:08] Just this dog gov, it's on the government website.
[02:19:10] No, no, no, I know, but because I think
[02:19:13] the whatever you find that thing to be in,
[02:19:16] you know what I mean?
[02:19:18] I know what you're looking at, so it's kind of hard to tell.
[02:19:25] A lot of the shit is kind of boring though.
[02:19:26] like a lot of the allies you know
[02:19:28] i know this much like i think there's a lot of reactions that we should not be
[02:19:30] there
[02:19:34] i'm so confused
[02:19:35] i'm so am i reading something wrong child why i see the emails i see the
[02:19:38] emails
[02:19:39] i'm just getting links shit by these linkers in my chat
[02:19:46] here
[02:19:51] is then mark on bankrupt
[02:19:53] all this is like it is like some some fucking bullshit
[02:19:56] what the fuck is this for this creepiest
[02:19:59] was it all like like a few names in it i think every name
[02:20:02] one of the names they all disappeared randomly
[02:20:05] some have all randomly disappeared
[02:20:07] they should catalog it
[02:20:11] there's all all names that are better better better uh...
[02:20:15] like people's names is all in it is not a name
[02:20:17] well the people on the left that says the left i think that's his pins i'm
[02:20:21] pretty sure is it not
[02:20:23] in email or my stupid i could be so stupid
[02:20:26] is that no
[02:20:27] no this this was a big issue reconstruction of it
[02:20:31] reconstruction but it like
[02:20:34] it's a catalog it hasn't do it
[02:20:38] i'm so confused
[02:20:41] uh...
[02:20:44] you get ten gift to go to the chair of the office of palm beach property
[02:20:48] uh...
[02:20:49] and that's what everything threatened to expose Trump's shady real estate deals.
[02:20:53] You think about this, this is an illegal suspicion.
[02:20:56] The Guardian.
[02:20:58] It's not running a story.
[02:21:01] Um...
[02:21:02] Gemini, what is this?
[02:21:04] What are you hiding in here?
[02:21:05] Asking my name, boss.
[02:21:08] Is XQC in this?
[02:21:12] I cannot answer that question. I do not have access to information about the name of individual XQC.
[02:21:17] Okay, is Stephen Hawking a part of this?
[02:21:25] I couldn't find any documents or even yet.
[02:21:27] It's some bullshit.
[02:21:28] He was a hundred percent in that.
[02:21:29] So what the fuck is this?
[02:21:32] He's a search above the switch.
[02:21:33] What?
[02:21:37] But he saw many flights.
[02:21:38] He took Ted Bundy.
[02:21:40] You saw many flights.
[02:21:41] He took her now.
[02:21:42] No, what if like that?
[02:21:44] It's on the bottom.
[02:21:44] It says J flights.
[02:21:45] He took 4,300 flights with 3,302 unique passengers.
[02:22:01] That has me, no, they probably tracked the actual plane itself, but they probably charted it to a bunch of different people.
[02:22:08] They probably charted that shit to friends and connections.
[02:22:12] I'm not going to lie, I'm not starting to believe this is you, bro.
[02:22:14] It literally says just Jeffrey thousand flights with guests 800 flights empty legs
[02:22:21] 2,300 so this is like trance porting like goods and shit. Hey, bro. Are you a part of this or something like that?
[02:22:27] I'm confused. No, no, you said 4,000. That's one thousand
[02:22:31] 4,000 to fight just Jeffrey 1,000 with guests 800 empty legs
[02:22:37] 2,300 this is like saying if that was right, that was right. Oh
[02:22:41] No, no, no, this is like so any shipping I think like putting on flights
[02:22:46] They're like I don't think he chorted saying is that I was literally correct. Got it like so dumb
[02:22:53] You're so defensive, bro. Well, no, it's just oh, I'm saying this she's like interesting yet
[02:23:00] But like we're saying random shit. I'm reading it. It's inaccurate like it's inaccurate. I mean, I hate when there's inaccuracies
[02:23:07] I don't like it
[02:23:09] 2000 I mean I need to know so whatever you want about it. I don't know if you should have done it
[02:23:14] Like dude it because it doesn't make sense to me that you wouldn't take a father-in-flight. It's what it is
[02:23:19] Why did FC die?
[02:23:23] 2000 and 19 but what what but what what month 2019 but one month that they claimed he died
[02:23:32] Huh August
[02:24:04] off see there's a bunch of guys that and people in here that are not on the
[02:24:09] left side of the screen okay yeah this is just so many weird like how's this
[02:24:17] guy you know I'm like I'm like I was talking my chat about this but like you
[02:24:22] go down this hole bro because you can't do anything about it just the way the
[02:24:25] world is unfortunately but like bro like this is like insane I pay fucking like
[02:24:29] Taxes to fucking pedophilic weirdos and like holy shit
[02:24:35] That's true
[02:24:38] Yeah, who are these people anyway
[02:24:41] What am I reading? Like like
[02:24:44] What I'm saying is that let's say you said oh I took a million flights. I said, you know, that's impossible
[02:24:49] Well, like I just don't say like there's only like there's a 1000 and because it gives
[02:24:55] That'd be an instant on a jets timer. I don't think anybody ever did that 4,000
[02:25:03] Is this really shit, is this real what I'm reading?
[02:25:06] Maybe I'm not like this in 2022 this guy tweeted CIA and Mossad and
[02:25:12] Arpidos elite are running some kind of sex trafficking entrapment blackmail ring out of Puerto Rico and Caribbean islands
[02:25:18] They're gonna frame me the laptop planted by my ex-grapher who was a spy they'll torture me deaf
[02:25:22] And then they said that he died. Is this real?
[02:25:25] Am I just a bot?
[02:25:35] Oh, he never tweeted once after this.
[02:25:38] Dude, there's so many...
[02:25:40] The problem I have with this, right?
[02:25:42] All this is that...
[02:25:44] Why is there so many flights?
[02:25:46] Why is there 3,000 passengers?
[02:25:48] A lot of them go on the island
[02:25:50] on a plane with somebody
[02:25:53] Somebody who's a convicted absolute scum of the earth in 2008 buddy. He was convicting 2008 though
[02:26:04] They knew
[02:26:06] I'm scared deal with Satan like are they gonna come for me
[02:26:10] For exposing this the people or am I not big enough? Yes?
[02:26:15] Yeah, I mean you're a small ant
[02:26:17] But if I think crazy though, oh
[02:26:20] Yeah, I'd like my doors
[02:26:23] I mean I would ask the question to anybody on any of this why they're flying with some
[02:26:32] guy who is convicted like doing some some literally bottom 0.01% shit convicted not
[02:26:42] accused anyway what are you looking at I don't even know anymore I really don't think I'm
[02:26:51] done reacting to this bro this is like too much for me yeah it's a little bit
[02:26:56] much for real a lot of crap chairs though also what is it all we think the
[02:27:02] picture something and then and then you write it down so it's labeled in the
[02:27:06] catalog that's in a sense can you watch the interview video wasn't the interview
[02:27:10] fake I heard it was like AI I maybe I'm stupid so does he never do crack it I
[02:27:16] I don't know why don't you text them
[02:27:22] What what are you looking at why is this redacted though wait? Well, I mean look
[02:27:27] What on?
[02:27:29] Like can we do a ball spot check who is this guy? I?
[02:27:37] Wonder who he's with bro. I wonder who he's with I know it's somebody over there, but you can not
[02:27:43] Not a circumvent, around?
[02:27:46] Let's say, bro, we can only make assumptions, but I mean, no, bro, I feel like my assumptions
[02:27:53] are pretty good.
[02:27:54] It's a lot of...
[02:27:55] What's your assumption?
[02:27:56] It's a lot of weird shit going on in the world, bro, that's all I'm saying, man.
[02:28:01] There's no way LeBron's in the files, don't troll me.
[02:28:03] Well, I mean, just then do good things, then she'll actually motivate you to be a good
[02:28:06] person.
[02:28:07] I'm a good person.
[02:28:08] I go to see if every day knowing I'm a good person, whether people want to believe that
[02:28:11] or not.
[02:28:12] Yo, yo, yo, what does this take right there showing LeBron's piss they're talking about
[02:28:22] JR Smith when he threw the ball there's no way right huh who's that who's that I don't
[02:28:31] know that is you don't know the clip of when LeBron like JR Smith basically had the ball
[02:28:37] like I'm not even into basketball but like JR Smith had the ball and then he basically
[02:28:42] held it because the timer was like I forget what it was something like that and then he
[02:28:46] just fucking threw it or he threw it or held it I forget Chad what was it and it was just
[02:28:50] the dumbest play ever it was just a stupid fucking play it was a stupid play
[02:28:57] you're having right here yo over time
[02:29:01] door kill misses the free throw in a tie game J.R. Smith brings it out
[02:29:07] What is that unable to get off the shot at time?
[02:29:14] Wondering about my guests out but too late to get it in a jet
[02:29:20] And five minutes go up on the clock over time here in game one
[02:29:29] George Hill misses the free throw
[02:29:31] You know that is a
[02:29:33] Redaction to go over like what is like fucking?
[02:29:36] thousand pictures, that's a lot of five reactions to find every single
[02:29:39] And by the way, if they say I can't get in this bitch
[02:29:41] That is a lot of them
[02:29:42] The FC files are fake, I'm not in them
[02:29:44] If they come out it's not me y'all
[02:30:01] I guess I'm in the files bro like I guess I wasn't even born when they were doing this
[02:30:15] freaky shit actually I was born they fucking I was literally fucking like ten years old
[02:30:23] Michael Jackson was in it. Interesting.
[02:30:26] Yeah, well, wasn't it Michael Jackson anyway?
[02:30:29] Mr. F. T.
[02:30:31] Were you sexually abused, doesn't matter?
[02:30:49] What the fuck is he doing?
[02:30:50] I don't give a fuck about it.
[02:30:51] Yeah, what's that?
[02:30:51] Anyway, what is it doing?
[02:30:58] Yeah, yeah, I don't I don't have a vegetable if you're seven foot tall and you can deposit the ball into the fucking bucket
[02:31:05] Well, they just don't the fucking thing in there. Don't get why how do how do kickers in the NFL just miss?
[02:31:11] I don't get it. How do they literally just miss?
[02:31:14] like
[02:31:16] make any sense like people in the NFL who get paid to kick the ball how do
[02:31:21] they just miss I just don't get it okay ninja okay we get it
[02:31:28] yo really what do you buy really what do you buy that are you making a fuzz
[02:31:36] equivalency on your own behalf me when I got him tries to give a statement got
[02:31:43] What are you about to do, bro?
[02:31:46] Oh, I don't know.
[02:31:49] I'm just looking.
[02:31:50] I'm breaking.
[02:31:51] Millions of people reported worldwide.
[02:31:52] And something that was cute.
[02:31:53] I finally think that following the release of J.C.O.'s
[02:31:56] The Fellasleep album.
[02:31:57] J.C.O.'s album?
[02:31:58] Was it good?
[02:31:59] Does anyone know in the chat?
[02:32:00] I honestly can't listen to J.C.O.
[02:32:01] I don't know.
[02:32:02] I don't really love his music.
[02:32:03] I like some of his songs, but not all of them.
[02:32:05] I can't listen to his album before this is bad.
[02:32:07] Yeah.
[02:32:08] My thing is that his albums are like an audio book.
[02:32:12] Like it's wrong with you. You just see he just talks on a song he just talks. I
[02:32:18] Don't think it's my type of music. Yeah. Yes, and after the NBA shit with Ron
[02:32:23] I don't know why he's probably gonna do get into sports all of a sudden. That's not L networking
[02:32:27] I'm not gonna fake why I am are you gonna watch a Super Bowl this weekend or no?
[02:32:31] Yeah, I'll probably go to the Olympics too. What is the big starts you want to come over to the house and watch with us?
[02:32:38] Why don't you go with me? I wasn't invited
[02:32:42] Do you want to actually I think I wasn't by but here's a spot. So I'm not doing that
[02:32:47] Yo, I think I do this. You know that I just saw I'm racing
[02:32:51] You should do what?
[02:32:53] Slalom skiing so you don't want to come over and hang out. No
[02:32:58] You want to hang out over discord and watch the game?
[02:33:01] What's up? You want to hang out over discord and watch the game? Oh
[02:33:07] Yeah, we did that who you gonna bet on?
[02:33:09] Um, Seahawks probably should I make a little bit of money on it?
[02:33:15] I want to, I want to do my first ever sports bet.
[02:33:17] So who should I bet?
[02:33:19] Your first ever?
[02:33:20] I've never done it.
[02:33:21] I've never done it.
[02:33:22] I forgot I've never done it.
[02:33:25] Oh, yeah, you should go with the Seahawks.
[02:33:29] No, I want to go for the payout though.
[02:33:31] So like, what gives me a payout?
[02:33:32] Yeah, see, that's what I used to do.
[02:33:33] I used to do, I used to do venues.
[02:33:35] So how much does the Seahawks if I win?
[02:33:37] If I put $100, how much do you get back?
[02:33:40] Well, I think it's $170.
[02:33:43] I get $170.
[02:33:45] Yeah, how much is it?
[02:33:51] $150.
[02:33:53] This is actually this video about the CIA.
[02:34:06] Did they get JFK or not?
[02:34:14] No, it's not a live chat.
[02:34:18] But they both survived.
[02:34:19] Oh, my God, Jesus Christ.
[02:34:20] I almost got banned.
[02:34:22] They both survived.
[02:34:23] What the fuck?
[02:34:24] How do you even survive this?
[02:34:26] Sorry, I was right.
[02:34:27] What?
[02:34:28] Well, this clip is just crazy.
[02:34:31] So I mean, are you sure you want to react to it?
[02:34:33] They said I'm going to get banned, but I already reacted.
[02:34:35] But I'm pretty sure they just told me that both of them survived. I had a ton of people saying that but like bro this
[02:34:40] I think I've watched it before. I've said yeah, I think it's in that you need a really bad overtake from on the inside
[02:35:02] My god fucking BMW drivers, bro
[02:35:05] Nah, it's that's that's listen. It's not a race though. This is driving. It is driving on the track
[02:35:10] And like overtaking on those tracks into the very capable like you have to communicate with other people or whatever
[02:35:16] Like it's very so you can't just do that. Do you want to come with me or no? So I'm gonna you know the dude Nisha or no
[02:35:24] What you want Nisha?
[02:35:27] Who's that? You know who it is the guy who does the track days in Germany on the number the number bigger
[02:35:32] Oh
[02:35:35] Yeah, the professional driver. I'm gonna go to him in I think March he's available or
[02:35:41] Man forget which one do you want to come with me? I'm gonna go on it
[02:35:45] Yeah, I mean why don't we go after London? Well, I don't the only thing is what do you mean after London bitch?
[02:35:52] I didn't get invited. Oh
[02:35:54] Come on. I'm going by you
[02:35:56] Don't let me to where we're both with invited Shirley. You can invite it. I
[02:35:59] I didn't get invited on that. Maybe I will and we both should be thinking I was like are you talking about London next week?
[02:36:05] I just I was like, oh my god, bro. Oh, and I don't know. We're gonna put it on chat
[02:36:10] I can put it literally on anything. I whatever you don't think I believe I swear to God
[02:36:13] I didn't get invited in fact many mentor
[02:36:16] I yeah, I didn't I didn't that's what I'm saying. I agree like I think they'll re-invite you but like
[02:36:22] Everyone in here has got invited besides me
[02:36:24] Basically, it's Marlin and Lacey, you know, Marlin and that were the only and silky
[02:36:29] idiot in the world. Okay, but tell me though, tell me though, tell me though. Like, what,
[02:36:32] if you were to go to London, why don't you just go out there and see y'all are in
[02:36:35] being Europe? I'm gonna go to London next week anyway, I'm pretty sure.
[02:36:39] Uh, wait. I have to go out on a date with a soccer ball and hopefully I get invited.
[02:36:44] Okay, but even then though, you can go out there, no? Would that be nice?
[02:36:49] What?
[02:36:51] Whatever would be if you want to go we had fun last time we barely plan. Yeah, but
[02:36:56] Well, I mean if you're the track it'd be cool. I mean it's a fun track. I would love to go on the track, bro
[02:37:05] Hi, well, let's do that. You see my car is pink
[02:37:09] All right, son of them. You're sorry show me you haven't seen it
[02:37:13] Nope
[02:37:16] Yeah, I just like that sorry what the fuck
[02:37:19] Sidemen tweets. Have I typed in the Sidemen right now?
[02:37:24] Nothing.
[02:37:26] Yeah, how do you feel about the accusations right now that's going on with peanuts?
[02:37:32] People say he's a viewbotter. What do you think? I said no. What do you think?
[02:37:37] Well, the peanuts?
[02:37:38] Mm-hmm.
[02:37:39] It's not a viewbotting.
[02:37:41] That's what I said, too.
[02:37:46] stable where Naruto reveals he owns a strip of houses and a majority low-income single-family neighborhood and raises the red before Christmas each year
[02:37:55] Yeah, what is this low Wayne?
[02:37:58] That's what y'all fucking thing
[02:38:07] Now we should do a you tour Loki. I'm down. I've never been to Europe really that much
[02:38:12] That's a couple places for not like all the cool. I want to go to Spain really badly
[02:38:16] Like really really badly um
[02:38:21] You know is operators that fun by the way like can your chat tell you or some of that
[02:38:25] I don't understand why do people want me to play that so badly. I've never played it. Is it actually fun?
[02:38:30] It's fun for about about 50 hours
[02:38:33] Maybe 30 hours my girlfriend has been asking me every day to play fucking operators
[02:38:39] Yeah, she's probably a fucking new who caps corners in the way. It's a new good boy. Love you
[02:38:43] Should we play? Me, you, and my girlfriend?
[02:38:46] I'm good.
[02:38:51] But I think it can be fun to just play.
[02:38:56] You know what I mean?
[02:38:57] To give me you just play.
[02:38:58] You know what I mean?
[02:38:59] You just play the game.
[02:39:00] You know what I mean?
[02:39:01] It was that cock chat.
[02:39:02] It's literally just...
[02:39:03] XTC seems jealous of Bobo that she hangs out with me more than him.
[02:39:05] That's what it seems like.
[02:39:06] I don't want to be the one to say it, but it seems like every time I mention her name,
[02:39:12] He always just is like it's not cocking. It's not cocking. There's nothing it just is cocking anything because you aren't secure
[02:39:18] Well, people want you to be insecure but they can make them insecure when they're perfectly okay things
[02:39:24] So I don't rule thought that lost or they only said oh yo cutie does through the other guys to love it
[02:39:30] Who gives a fuck? That's what someone gives me 10 subs for X you see what he's saying right now someone
[02:39:36] Let me just approve it. I just put some facts
[02:39:42] Check it out, you're wrong, check it out.
[02:39:45] Then just spin some facts on what.
[02:39:56] Yeah, but it's like when like red pill dudes will be like,
[02:39:59] you know, I'm such a chat, I'm like,
[02:40:01] I can get any girl or whatever, right?
[02:40:03] My girl cannot get out of the house.
[02:40:05] What's it got?
[02:40:06] They're scared that their girl's gonna go to somebody else.
[02:40:09] that is the that is the most insecure
[02:40:11] crack mentality ever
[02:40:13] but if you're going out you'll immediately find a better option
[02:40:17] that's cut shit
[02:40:19] but
[02:40:20] i think it's not wrong to say if you don't
[02:40:23] why your girlfriend would be put in a position of where weirdos are
[02:40:27] like i mean true i mean that's just true
[02:40:31] like i don't really give a fuck if my girlfriend hangs out with whoever
[02:40:35] But like I'm not gonna
[02:40:36] Throwing a cup in the cup and going out for Boba tea is different
[02:40:39] Like what's up with you?
[02:40:45] What?
[02:40:46] What is he, Boba?
[02:40:49] Boba tea, man. What the fuck are you doing about it?
[02:40:51] You're from LA, I didn't know not Boba tea
[02:40:53] It's Boba, that's the whole thing of her name
[02:40:56] Um, I can give a fuck, it's just some LA fucking bullshit
[02:40:59] Look at him, he's so mad that I-
[02:41:00] Pretentious?
[02:41:01] You're mad bro, you wanna be with me so badly
[02:41:03] Smoke every day you want to be with me so
[02:41:07] The clip of you
[02:41:10] You miss me
[02:41:13] Just say it just say it just dead ass a say say that you miss me and then you lost me go ahead do it
[02:41:18] Say you're so much poisons you every day with this small yet. You're moving here
[02:41:23] Yet, you're saying that you're getting a house here
[02:41:25] Because you want to move closer to me because you want to move closer to me. You're sad that you're far away
[02:41:29] So you're finding a house near me
[02:41:32] I mean I miss you Ronnie
[02:41:34] Thank you
[02:41:37] But I feel like I feel that I won't be with you again if you die from smug and leisure that fucking piece of shit
[02:41:43] Well, I won't see you eat it fucking you're gonna be a bad buy-out is your ability now
[02:41:50] You're literally buying a house you're buying a house in LA
[02:41:54] You've lived in LA for both your years and then you're buying a house coming back explain
[02:42:00] Because you miss me some tax. Did you miss me smoke poison avoid your tax?
[02:42:05] Okay, so what?
[02:42:07] Okay, I want to report to the IRS. I can get a percent of that
[02:42:12] What do you wait to get a funders fee? Mm-hmm
[02:42:15] Okay, then you're done. I have all your wealth in because I know for a fact. You don't make sure your taxes
[02:42:19] I know for a fact, you are letting it back to us.
[02:42:22] I know for a fact, at least three years, you owe them taxes.
[02:42:27] No, you know what's crazy?
[02:42:28] I will eat my cut.
[02:42:29] Your people fucked up last year and I owed more money this year apparently because I
[02:42:32] didn't pay last year like full.
[02:42:34] I, yeah.
[02:42:35] Oh my god.
[02:42:36] I gotta do another subodon.
[02:42:37] That was a free subodon.
[02:42:38] I just streamed it.
[02:42:39] Do you not, do you not pick formerly?
[02:42:40] I started to now, yeah.
[02:42:42] Damn, you're getting the, all right, respect, respect.
[02:42:46] Yeah.
[02:42:47] Yeah.
[02:42:48] Yeah
[02:42:50] Ask X about Michael Diddy Pogganstein
[02:42:53] The Glomins
[02:42:55] Did you know?
[02:42:57] If you go broke next year
[02:42:59] If you go
[02:43:01] You wouldn't know about him
[02:43:03] You wouldn't know Michael
[02:43:05] Go ahead
[02:43:07] If you go broke next year you're cooked
[02:43:09] Because if you want to pay taxes ahead of time
[02:43:11] Based on projections from the year before
[02:43:13] I just paid all my taxes and then I have a separate bank that says
[02:43:16] I'm telling you I have a bank that literally says taxes for stable or not oh that money is untouched. It's just my money that I don't use that paper
[02:43:24] Yeah, I mean, that's not anything
[02:43:26] What are you talking about? I'm okay every time I see a check I take the percent out and it goes into a different bank
[02:43:32] Guys, you're not here from a six-year-age. You don't need a low one. Just ask please please on God, please
[02:43:38] Well, I'm not even kidding. I'm here. I'm like one of your good friends, bro
[02:43:41] Why can't you get me like one of these billion dollar deals, bro? That's what a good friend would do
[02:43:45] I'm dead ass.
[02:43:46] Bro, just take a percent.
[02:43:48] He like my fucking manager about it, bro.
[02:43:49] Just come on, bro.
[02:43:51] I don't know.
[02:43:52] Make me a fucking billionaire.
[02:43:56] You says you you live in L.A.
[02:43:59] I'm sure you you talk to some of these guys.
[02:44:01] I mean, no, they want.
[02:44:02] They want favors and I don't want to give them favors.
[02:44:06] Oh, yeah, I mean, the favors you gave me though.
[02:44:09] I mean, I would pay the world for that, Loki.
[02:44:13] Yeah, I mean
[02:44:18] Okay, you wanna see my car oh
[02:44:24] Yeah, so it lays its camera on your ecstasy look at my stream
[02:44:36] Okay, bro here. I'm gonna read excuse cheese
[02:44:39] I'm gonna read ex-qc's chat for this. I'm gonna pretend I'm him
[02:44:44] Ready let's
[02:44:46] Hold on, bro. I'm going to it. We'll see his reaction. We got here we go
[02:44:49] Oh and something broke
[02:44:52] Yo, yo, Joe on ex-qc nation. It's me stable or not. Oh, welcome to my fucking car reveal
[02:44:58] How's everyone doing? Can I get some W's in the chat? Let's fucking go. Here we go. Oh, yeah, this is good
[02:45:04] All right, let's see
[02:45:06] Come on. Come on.
[02:45:08] There we go. Some W's.
[02:45:10] Wait, wait. Is he not listening to me?
[02:45:13] Fifteen minute delay. There we go.
[02:45:16] That's not bad.
[02:45:18] So right here obviously we have some repairs being done right now.
[02:45:22] Some outlines. Some coolness. Come downstairs.
[02:45:24] Come on. Don't be shy. Come on.
[02:45:26] Right here we have Suki's airlock that got destroyed.
[02:45:31] Not bad. Not bad. Not bad.
[02:45:34] Coming down, live streaming.
[02:45:36] This one I brought it up.
[02:45:38] Get down here.
[02:45:40] You can try not to show these guys. I appreciate they showed it, so it doesn't matter.
[02:45:44] They showed it a couple of times.
[02:45:46] So Q, XQC Chat, this is my new car.
[02:45:49] Shout out to all the ladies. If you're a lady in here, drop a meme.
[02:45:52] I'm trying to see something. It's for all the ladies.
[02:45:54] Look at it.
[02:45:56] Yeah!
[02:45:58] Yes!
[02:46:00] Yes!
[02:46:02] Not bad! Not bad, bro! Not bad, huh? What's he saying?
[02:46:09] Oh, my God, I don't. I just not bad him. These rims just not a go. These rims are awful.
[02:46:18] Bro, I ordered new rims. They're gone, bro.
[02:46:21] Look at these rims and say, Jesus Christ, what a close-up.
[02:46:23] Bro, they're gone. Bro, my $40,000 magnesium rims are right over there. Covered.
[02:46:28] Okay, but they're going I got new rims coming in they're gonna look cool
[02:46:32] They're kind of we can't shop they're kind of similar laces, but yeah, bro. This is this is not bad though, right?
[02:46:39] This reminds you of the one that you stole from your brother listen to this
[02:46:58] You're not supposed to ram on a coattestar, but we got money over here!
[02:47:15] What do you think?
[02:47:16] What's he think?
[02:47:17] What's he think?
[02:47:18] What's he think?
[02:47:19] Oh, it's F.
[02:47:20] It's F.
[02:47:34] It's me.
[02:47:35] It's my birthday today.
[02:47:37] May I get a welcome to the J?
[02:47:39] What does it sound so bad at?
[02:47:42] He's never heard my car on the road then.
[02:47:46] He's never heard my car on the road then.
[02:47:50] Bro, Q, you've never heard my call on the road, do you think this shit's up, bro?
[02:47:55] Who'd be honest with you, bro? Montana? Plates? LOL?
[02:47:58] Bro, I paid my taxes. I used to live in Montana. That's where I bought the car.
[02:48:02] I don't know where this assumption comes from.
[02:48:05] Listen, bro, right?
[02:48:08] You won't come back upstairs, but come to LA, excuse me.
[02:48:13] Maybe I could drive you around a little bit.
[02:48:15] You think you like a bad bitch?
[02:48:18] Come on, ladies, don't be shy.
[02:48:20] Here, I'm on the step.
[02:48:27] The house is getting kind of clean.
[02:48:30] It's not too shabby, bro.
[02:48:32] Whistling
[02:48:36] Alright, hang on.
[02:48:41] Yeah, it's nice. I actually like the color.
[02:48:45] But do you like me?
[02:48:48] Yeah, anyway, um
[02:48:50] Yeah, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go chill a bit. I'm gonna go do do some some now. Maybe watch a video
[02:49:02] Well, yeah, I mean I got I got to get going
[02:49:07] Yo, yeah
[02:49:09] They said we should do a gadget phone lobby, like, better.
[02:49:13] That was bad.
[02:49:14] Like, I said it and now people won't want to do it,
[02:49:15] because they won't think it's funny or good,
[02:49:17] because that was so scuffed.
[02:49:19] Don't worry about it.
[02:49:19] We had something that we don't know.
[02:49:21] We had some people that were like, walk out on thin ice
[02:49:23] with no reason.
[02:49:23] Hey, I'm with you.
[02:49:24] You're on with you.
[02:49:28] I agree.
[02:49:29] All right.
[02:49:30] I saw a TikTok that there was an edit of you saying that I'm
[02:49:33] boring, that I'm not funny, that I'm a loser, and that no
[02:49:35] one likes me.
[02:49:36] I was just filming clips.
[02:49:38] I think something else of you.
[02:49:45] You like me?
[02:49:47] Yeah, I like you.
[02:49:49] Do you love me?
[02:49:52] Yeah, I love you.
[02:49:58] I'm gonna go.
[02:49:59] I'll see you soon.
[02:50:01] I'll see you soon.
[02:50:11] I have a boner.
[02:50:15] Wow. That was nice, bro.
[02:50:20] Didn't say it back. I said, do you love me? That's me saying I love him. What a good fucking guy.
[02:50:26] Excuse me, he's one of the real streamers that treats me with love, man.
[02:50:29] And I love him for that.
[02:50:31] It's a good fucking dude, bro.
[02:50:35] What a good fucking dude.
[02:50:39] Lace!
[02:50:41] Where did you go?
[02:50:45] Lace?
[02:50:51] Why did Lace despawn?
[02:50:53] Can we get 10 gifted for that segment chat?
[02:51:00] Lace
[02:51:05] You get jealous or something
[02:51:17] Rocket League with Jinxie does Jinxie want me to play
[02:51:24] Tell him I'm down in five minutes five minutes if he's down
[02:51:29] there's no. Can I ask you a question? Of course. I heard that they're going to be doing a party at the OSCS house. No, no, no.
[02:51:35] And that if they're doing a party at the OSCS house that they're, you're going to shut it down? Correct. What does that mean?
[02:51:41] So I'm going to say exactly what I'm going to do? Yeah. I'm going to call 911 and I'm going to say there's a hostage in the house.
[02:51:47] I'm going to say there's illegal guns. I'm going to say there's aggressive dogs. I'm going to say there's underage drinking.
[02:51:53] I'm gonna say this people that don't want to deal with the police and I'm gonna say that I'm a neighbor and I'm gonna call on a different voice
[02:52:00] And it's gonna be simple as that
[02:52:03] I'm not that bullshit is simply not happening. How messy is that house right now?
[02:52:09] Sayid and they're like, okay, there's two sides obviously
[02:52:12] Sayid side
[02:52:14] They don't care how messy it gets. They don't give a fuck. What side do you live on? I live with you eat salty and drunk
[02:52:20] And then it's clean
[02:52:23] Cleaner, who's there right now?
[02:52:25] I want to go after this rock of leaves.
[02:52:31] Probably you can song through there.
[02:52:32] We're gonna go, bro, all right?
[02:52:34] All right.
[02:52:35] So you be ready.
[02:52:36] I want to ask them about this little party
[02:52:37] that I've been through down.
[02:52:38] No, that's not gonna be a part.
[02:52:40] I'm dead ass, no, I'm so serious.
[02:52:42] This is your percent chance.
[02:52:43] Like, this is genuinely zero.
[02:52:44] If I go home, like, I don't care if I'm actually recording,
[02:52:47] I won't call while I'm recording, okay?
[02:52:49] This is your percent chance.
[02:52:51] Hi boys wait Ron do you have ranked unlocked does anyone in the chat know if I've ranked unlocked I
[02:52:59] Don't know. I'm pretty sure I do
[02:53:03] Yeah, I do I do I do I do I do I do yeah, I do I still have a rank
[02:53:13] I'm gonna start banning just reach I'm dead. I'm in the K. Like just like straight. Hey, I'm literally just on my god
[02:53:17] This case anything
[02:53:19] There we go look in a week. I'm dead serious. Yo, can you talk real quick to them? I gotta repeat. I'm dead serious
[02:53:24] I'm gonna take my phone and check and text my mom
[02:53:27] Just see how many subs you can get
[02:53:31] Can y'all sub please bro?
[02:53:33] What's up with y'all boys, bro?
[02:53:36] Dude
[02:53:38] Back to back two days in a row. I've woken up early to play ranked before I come here. I'm not even trolling to call ranked
[02:53:43] It's all I can think about bro. They're just killing up ranked right now
[02:53:49] I see I see a message coming through I lost it. It's like a message coming
[02:53:58] through from Lacey saying chop you Lacey I've been playing on your well I'm
[02:54:01] playing but I've been operating on your PC you've been gone you look of good
[02:54:04] thanks for the five bro thank you bro thanks for the five yo yeah me thanks
[02:54:10] out of five bro thanks for the 10 total gifted guys look at that thank you bro
[02:54:13] Thank you. Thank you, bro.
[02:54:17] Thank you guys. That's very nice. Oh, thanks to the tier one, although
[02:54:25] It's not gonna be no ballish FC party, buddy
[02:54:28] But from woe, what does he say? Give to himself a hundred subs
[02:54:35] I got chow. I'm walking. I'm gonna go after this.
[02:54:38] Yeah, look what I got sent in to the house
[02:54:41] It's a rug of the ultra like one of the ultra logos we used
[02:54:49] Not bad
[02:54:52] Land and I play like what if I missed an hour and then we'll go wait
[02:54:57] Do I have a controller?
[02:55:00] Wait, did someone steal my controller?
[02:55:05] No fucking way, where is it lace?
[02:55:11] Bro, can we get a W Ron for streaming today even though I wasn't going to stream today
[02:55:21] but I did it because I love you guys and you guys are my favorite things in the world.
[02:55:25] Things, yes, thanks.
[02:55:27] Thank you so much for the two months and the 18 months.
[02:55:29] Thank you so much for the five gift from two people too.
[02:55:33] After this chat we're going to IRL it a little, okay?
[02:55:38] I'm not on the Epstein files.
[02:55:40] up that's cap that's not even possible that's deadass not even possible bro
[02:55:46] that's not even possible bro someone tell Jay to call me
[02:55:51] Marceline what song is that chat wait chat what song is that Marceline
[02:55:59] What song is this? Someone tell me it.
[02:56:03] Ma Salim.
[02:56:08] Ma Salim.
[02:56:10] Adventure time? What song now?
[02:56:25] Someone put me in an edit, right?
[02:56:27] Marceline? Is it just you and me in the wreckage of the world?
[02:56:33] That must be so confusing for a little girl.
[02:56:38] And I know you're going to meet me here with you,
[02:56:42] but I'm losing myself and I'm afraid you're going to lose me too.
[02:56:46] Oh, yeah! Keep it going! Oh, arm up! This magic keeps me...
[02:56:50] I'm down.
[02:56:52] I'm down.
[02:56:54] Link see.
[02:56:56] My God.
[02:56:58] What's up?
[02:57:00] How you doing?
[02:57:02] What is good?
[02:57:04] What you do today?
[02:57:06] I woke up today, went to the gym, ate food, got my day started.
[02:57:12] You know me, started my stream up even though I wasn't even going to stream.
[02:57:16] That's what grinders do.
[02:57:18] You inspire me bro, you know, I got a stream every day if I don't want to it's got to do it
[02:57:22] Did you jerk off today? No, I don't goon anymore, bro. It's so bad for me. It's dude
[02:57:27] I know you're saying that just because you have a girlfriend. I do it like no, no, but that's what I mean saying that
[02:57:33] Okay, what are you? What are you? What are you? What are you? What are you jerk off to? What are you jerk off to?
[02:57:37] I'm not gonna say. No, what's your what do you drink off to? What do you drink up to?
[02:57:41] Boundaries actually no way. I don't jerk off dad. No, I don't come on. Tell me
[02:57:46] All right, look bro. I jerk off, but I'm not gonna say what I jerk off there. They're saying you have an AI girlfriend
[02:57:53] That is true. That actually is
[02:57:56] That's only like this week though product next week. How much you
[02:58:00] Yo, I'm not kidding. Have you ever ate? Oh, actually I have a question for you
[02:58:05] You know, I saw this tic-tac of you that was like you in public drinking like beer on your off day or whatever
[02:58:11] What in public drinking beer on off day yeah, like you weren't streaming or something anyone see that tic-tac or no I
[02:58:22] Wasn't drinking no, it was like what a guy walked up to me. Yeah, he walked up to you. He's like jigsay
[02:58:27] Yeah, I wasn't drinking beer, bro. I'm just killing hell alcoholic. Let's play
[02:58:32] All right, how do you get in? Uh, you have my back at it? I have you at it
[02:58:37] I'm not a king.
[02:58:38] I tell you, I know my rank.
[02:58:39] You never played rank?
[02:58:40] Or what rank are you?
[02:58:41] What rank are you?
[02:58:42] Ooh, okay bet.
[02:58:43] I am 3 out of 10 wins.
[02:58:47] So you're on rank?
[02:58:51] Yeah.
[02:58:53] We got this.
[02:58:58] Wait.
[02:58:59] Oh, you have a pink horse because you got a pink horse.
[02:59:02] Wait, they're saying 9 out of 10.
[02:59:04] Never mind.
[02:59:05] Apparently I have 9 out of 10.
[02:59:06] Yeah, now, Rob, last time we played, bro, we were around the same skill, dude.
[02:59:12] Now I'm better than you, I know.
[02:59:13] I didn't want to be the one to say it.
[02:59:15] Yeah, but, Rob, just think, I'm goal, so realistically, you should hold, bro.
[02:59:20] Like, I think you're gonna hold, bro, da-da-da.
[02:59:22] Bro, what's up, bro?
[02:59:23] Don't log into my stream, dude, all right?
[02:59:25] I think I have ranked it.
[02:59:26] One more game, they're saying.
[02:59:27] Oh.
[02:59:28] You know, you're gonna go.
[02:59:29] Wait, so how hard is this game for me to get really good?
[02:59:32] I want to I started realizing every streamer. That's like at the top of their game
[02:59:37] They have a game that they play right like you you have a game that you play
[02:59:41] You know I'm saying K drill this guy plays League of Legends
[02:59:43] You know I'm saying these valid streamers I play value I'm saying bro like I gotta figure out
[02:59:47] What's my game fortnight is not my game anymore? I want to I was in your stream last night, bro
[02:59:52] I love watching your streams what I'm not screaming. I like harassing you in the chat. Thank you, bro
[02:59:57] But bro, thank you, bro. Yeah, no, but dude your chat is funny too, but I was watching you play Fortnite and bro
[03:00:04] I'm not gonna lie, dude
[03:00:07] You've kind of been slacking off a little bit
[03:00:09] Like I don't know how else to say it. I'm not a slacker. I'm good at that game, bro
[03:00:13] I'm good at that game. Okay. Yeah, you are good though. You're probably better than like 99.9% of Fortnite players
[03:00:19] But let me say this about Rock N' Deep, bruh
[03:00:21] Dude listening. I think this is the hardest
[03:00:25] I actually got into like a debate with XQC. Not really, but kind of. He said Overwatch is the highest skill game
[03:00:32] I think if you're just talking mechanically, it's Rocket League. Jack, can I get a backdoor cap?
[03:00:38] Well, I'm not going with Overwatch or Rocket League. I'm gonna take a different approach here.
[03:00:43] I'm gonna go with Fortnite. I think Fortnite is the hardest game to go throwing.
[03:00:50] Okay, fuck, okay, not even that. Not even to go, bro.
[03:00:57] I think if you ever want to win an FNCS or championship or a LAN, you will not have a chance unless you really play the game so much.
[03:01:06] Learn the fundamentals. There's so much variables where your loot is, your landing, your refreshes, the zones.
[03:01:12] There's a lot of luck, okay? But there's also a lot of accurate luck where you can purposely get lucky.
[03:01:18] I'm saying like you got to put yourself in the position. Okay, so here's a couple of things
[03:01:22] Here's a couple of things I want to say and I'm gonna give you a counter argument
[03:01:26] so
[03:01:27] Fortnite does take a shit ton of skill, but there's two things about Fortnite that I don't like in a competitive aspect
[03:01:34] number one
[03:01:35] King matters like throne. Let's say hey matters. So you I'm gonna challenge you I
[03:01:42] I want you to play whatever the next cash cup is FNCS something try to qualify on your own servers
[03:01:50] That's all I asked you to do try to figure out a way to qualify. I
[03:01:53] Don't think you do it. I don't think you could do it. I don't think you can do it
[03:01:56] Yeah, I won't be able to run. I won't be able to
[03:02:01] But that's I'm saying I can get a rocket league and become SSN one day. No
[03:02:06] Okay
[03:02:07] Here's what I'm saying first off for nights. Okay
[03:02:10] But one thing about Fortnite, Ron, let's take it to the exact same skill level.
[03:02:15] Let's say it's stable Ron in a 1v1 against stable Ron Bale.
[03:02:19] If stable Ron has 5 less ping than stable Ron Bale, he's going to be able to take his
[03:02:24] wall, which is unbalanced and stupid.
[03:02:26] Now some idiot just moved, just moved, just moved, moved to the servers.
[03:02:31] But bro, what if a kid can't afford back to move so that he just can't.
[03:02:34] Tough luck.
[03:02:35] That's the variable aspect of it.
[03:02:37] You can't make it.
[03:02:38] If you want it bad enough, you're going to do it.
[03:02:39] Do you understand David Goggins woke up every day didn't come up with excuses you're coming up with excuses bro
[03:02:45] Do you understand if you want it bad enough? If you're a 16 year old kid, bro leave your parents house
[03:02:49] Go fucking go homeless if you need to if you want it bad enough. You'll fucking get it
[03:02:55] You'll get it is simple. Yeah, it's Ron spitting right now. It is
[03:02:59] Simple but here's the next and there's pros and there's pros who literally are so good on high-pitched
[03:03:04] That doesn't really make any sense. I can't listen to that because even I as a pro former pro
[03:03:09] You know I retired I hung my headset up. You know what I'm saying? I
[03:03:15] Basically I won FNCS with 35 ping
[03:03:18] Yes, yes, okay
[03:03:21] Okay, so let me say this run. Here's the bigger thing though first off
[03:03:25] The one thing I don't like about 4-9 is ping obviously
[03:03:28] I think that ruins the competitive nature of the game if somebody's lower ping if you disagree that's fine
[03:03:32] But like if I have less ping than somebody and we both try to grab a wall
[03:03:36] I'm gonna take it because I have that's cap though. They made it so it's 50 50
[03:03:39] So we can play right after this. Let's play central servers. You live on the east coast
[03:03:42] I live on the west coast put a wall down. We'll see who has less ping overall. It's a 50-50 thing now
[03:03:50] Okay, even if you're right, let me say this. This is a bigger thing. This is what I was gonna say
[03:03:54] The other thing that I think ruins for my competitive is luck. I think loot drop spawn points
[03:04:01] landing points, storms, I think luck plays a big factor.
[03:04:05] So I think of the opposite.
[03:04:06] I mean, I think it's luck.
[03:04:07] I agree with that, but I don't think that's a bad thing.
[03:04:09] I think that makes it so there's more skill now.
[03:04:12] So someone who isn't lucky can still do good.
[03:04:15] That's a skill to be able to do that, right?
[03:04:17] If you're given the ball right now on Rocket League,
[03:04:21] there is a chance no matter what you hit it,
[03:04:23] there's a chance it bounces off the wall, it goes in.
[03:04:25] There's no skill there, right?
[03:04:26] I'm just being honest with you.
[03:04:27] There is a chance.
[03:04:28] Let's be realistic here.
[03:04:29] Let's just be realistic here, right?
[03:04:30] I'm just being real, let's just put our egos aside.
[03:04:32] Let's put our egos aside for a second.
[03:04:34] There is a chance, there is a chance, there is a chance
[03:04:38] that you can hit the ball and it bounces off the wall
[03:04:39] and it goes in.
[03:04:40] That is the truth, that is the truth, right?
[03:04:44] In Fortnite, in Fortnite, if you land somewhere,
[03:04:47] there's not a chance that you win the game.
[03:04:49] There's not even a single chance.
[03:04:50] There's so many variables.
[03:04:52] There's not even any variables.
[03:04:55] Run, bro, bro, bro.
[03:04:57] There's luck, that's a skill.
[03:04:59] I land, I get a great pistol, the guy next to me
[03:05:02] might get a gold spaz.
[03:05:03] What am I gonna do?
[03:05:04] I'm better than him, because I have more skill,
[03:05:06] even though I'm more unlucky, and I'm gonna get it.
[03:05:08] That's a skill, it's being better than someone who's-
[03:05:10] No, yes, but okay, I agree, I agree, I agree.
[03:05:13] I agree, what you said is true.
[03:05:15] There is lucky ricochet goals that happen in Rocket League.
[03:05:18] But I would say, dude, I've watched a couple
[03:05:20] of the pro games, I would say 95% of the goals.
[03:05:22] No, those guys are really good, yeah, yeah, for sure.
[03:05:24] Yeah, 95% of the goals are just team play.
[03:05:27] But, let me say this.
[03:05:28] I agree, I do love that.
[03:05:28] You like run fuck you versus me because obviously I think you would shit on me even if you have bad mood
[03:05:34] I suck at fortnight. You're a former problem. No, but the thing is about bad loot you could have the best
[03:05:39] Never gonna kill on me run. Let me say this. Let me say this. All right
[03:05:43] Let me say this. Let me say this
[03:05:46] you
[03:05:47] And okay, I have a perfect way to explain it. Give me 30 seconds here, and I'm gonna change. Yes, sir
[03:05:52] Go ahead input. Okay. Let's say you land in a building with another pro
[03:05:58] And it's a 1v1 tournament, it's just once.
[03:06:01] You land on a grey hunting rifle, and they land on an SMG and minis, you're going to lose that fight, even though you're the same still.
[03:06:10] But no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's not the truth.
[03:06:14] That's where the skill comes into play, and that's why I think this game is way harder, because you have to adapt to those types of situations.
[03:06:19] If that happens, I have to now figure out a way skillfully to beat someone who has the advantage over me, and that's why it's way more skill.
[03:06:27] It's because I'm not just giving the same loot. I'm not giving the same load. I'm giving worse than him
[03:06:31] I live in a different I live in a different world than him. That's what makes it harder
[03:06:35] So that's what I'm trying to say
[03:06:36] It's more skill because that it let's talk about it
[03:06:39] You could put question marks in the chat
[03:06:40] There is a world and you could probably find it off pro players who have worse loot than people in fortnight on FNCS
[03:06:47] And they still win
[03:06:49] No, I understand that but I'm saying what I'm saying mathematically is like okay
[03:06:54] Ron, you're a former pro. When were you and your Brian as a Fortnite player? What year?
[03:06:59] 2020, 2021, 2022, 2023, 2024, 2025.
[03:07:03] Wait, what? You just said five years.
[03:07:06] I've been in my practice. I'm still in my practice.
[03:07:08] What year? What year did you win FNCS?
[03:07:12] 2019 at the end of it. It was December 8th when Juicy won the Pounce away.
[03:07:16] All right, all right, all right. Now, but chat, I don't think we should run a poll because...
[03:07:20] No, polls don't matter.
[03:07:21] No polls don't matter.
[03:07:22] Actually, no.
[03:07:23] My chat is gonna say Rocket League,
[03:07:25] but I wonder what your chat is gonna say.
[03:07:27] I think your chat is gonna say Rocket League.
[03:07:30] We could do one poll in your chat and they could vote.
[03:07:32] All right.
[03:07:33] Run a poll in my chat and run a poll in Ron's chat.
[03:07:36] Run a poll in yours.
[03:07:37] Run a poll in yours.
[03:07:38] Everyone in my chat go vote.
[03:07:39] I wanna see one single poll.
[03:07:41] Everyone don't be biased.
[03:07:42] Don't be biased.
[03:07:43] What now?
[03:07:44] What is the poll gonna be?
[03:07:45] What game has a higher skill gap?
[03:07:49] Okay.
[03:07:49] What game has a higher skill gap?
[03:07:50] Just don't I just don't think I really just don't think
[03:07:55] Chaps up
[03:07:57] Highlights rather than I can do to I think now I will say this
[03:08:02] Fortnite you have to be smart as fuck rocket league. You don't have to be as smart you still do though
[03:08:08] For now you have to be smart as fuck, but mechanically. I think it's not even close brown like I'm telling you you really got to see some pros play
[03:08:15] It's insane. Okay, right now the board is a seven by a
[03:08:18] My viewers go vote. I want one poll. So it's not just we don't have to do math. Oh hell no, bro
[03:08:24] I just don't do it. Look at that. Look at the difference, bro
[03:08:29] I just don't believe that look at that
[03:08:31] There's no way
[03:08:34] Bro, bro, can I show you one guy really quick before we play one guy? I guess yeah, yeah
[03:08:40] Listen, bro, I don't I don't think rocket league is unskillful by the way for anyone thinks that I think rocket league is extremely skillful
[03:08:45] I just don't think it's I think I think fortnight is harder to do I just think that and I don't think there's anything wrong with having an opinion
[03:08:52] All right, I'm gonna show you one guy. Okay, and maybe that can you see can you see me? I'm looking okay
[03:08:57] You can see McLaren P1 price. Are you better buy McLaren?
[03:09:01] No, no, no, do that. I'm streamed
[03:09:04] No, hi guys, look that up. Okay. Can you see my screen wrong? Yeah
[03:09:08] Okay, this is a car and rock and a have us looking up. Okay. I'm gonna show you this guy run
[03:09:13] this might change your opinion on rockin' the okay maybe all right let me know if
[03:09:21] you can see this I'm looking okay you can see right yeah
[03:09:27] looking I was just watch like one minute this guy right here a lot of people
[03:09:36] consider him to be like the best three cheats yeah no no no is that why you
[03:09:40] No, no, no, just watch watch
[03:09:50] You realize how hard that is to do yeah, but it's cheap the guy who was defending the ball
[03:10:10] You see out the last I mean that's a good hit
[03:10:17] That's a good hit bro. See how he redirects it. Yeah, it's not bad. I mean, it's not I mean, I can't give I can't hate on something
[03:10:23] That's good. I agree. I think this is good
[03:10:26] Dude he used his tire to redirect it at the last like I like that was so sexy
[03:10:35] Now like if you want to show me some for now how I'm down I'm down
[03:10:39] I'll do what do one minute of Zen and then one minute of work
[03:10:51] Look at the way he positioned his car
[03:10:53] I'm pretty sure this guy's a millionaire chat Zen is a millionaire, right?
[03:11:10] Shed, that is a millionaire?
[03:11:14] Alright, who should we watch in 4-day now, Ron?
[03:11:18] Who do you want to watch?
[03:11:19] Alright, here, look at my screen share.
[03:11:20] Hold on.
[03:11:21] This is my screen share.
[03:11:22] Give me like a...
[03:11:23] Okay, he has 700K or...
[03:11:24] You see my screen share?
[03:11:25] Okay, let me go to your screen share now.
[03:11:26] This is a good debate though.
[03:11:27] I like...
[03:11:28] This is a good debate.
[03:11:29] Okay, so...
[03:11:30] Okay.
[03:11:31] To me, in 4-night...
[03:11:32] So, baby...
[03:11:33] We could use this as an example.
[03:11:34] Tell him for me, and he'll be happy.
[03:11:35] Oh, hey, what?
[03:11:36] He's making his prayer.
[03:11:37] He's making his prayer.
[03:11:38] Oh
[03:11:41] So that's me
[03:11:49] Learning how to talk concerning that
[03:11:52] Keeping someone alive
[03:11:54] Keeping your whole team on this is for people look at the tarp. Look at the mat conservation
[03:11:58] Look at everything that I'm doing. It's for my team. I sacrifice myself here for the team. I sacrifice. No, no, I swear
[03:12:05] No, I swear I sacrifice bro
[03:12:07] No, I can't tell if you're being serious or not, bro.
[03:12:10] Are you serious?
[03:12:11] I don't know, let me get a different one.
[03:12:13] Okay, this.
[03:12:13] Make their way.
[03:12:15] Yo.
[03:12:16] This, right here.
[03:12:17] Bro.
[03:12:18] Right here.
[03:12:19] Solo clutch FNCS Globals.
[03:12:21] Feast your eyes upon this.
[03:12:23] Feast them.
[03:12:24] One of these.
[03:12:25] I'm not asking for any.
[03:12:26] Listen, listen, listen.
[03:12:26] So for anyone who doesn't know, FNCS Globals.
[03:12:29] This is, correct me if I'm wrong,
[03:12:30] the hardest tournament of the year.
[03:12:32] Basically, this is a land where everyone's on the same pain.
[03:12:36] Everyone's on the same ping and it's the best of the best players who work their way to get here
[03:12:40] This isn't just an invite. Oh, you don't just get invited. You work your way up here
[03:12:44] Dude, I heard that read guy before didn't he get caught cheating or something?
[03:12:47] No, he's just super good. I'm pretty sure but look look look look this is from Europe and this is from America
[03:12:52] Players compete on the same thing same ping so ready watch so look you see his teammates alive, right?
[03:12:57] And then you see them ready look
[03:12:59] They might just choose to take what's right in front of the prize immediately
[03:13:04] Okay, now he's dead 40 people 40 people remain
[03:13:11] Let's watch the king
[03:13:18] Those guys look at all these bills look what's going on. Do you even know what's going on? You probably can't tell
[03:13:23] There's so much going on. He goes down to a body, runs away, wall still figuring out a way to go to zone, wall zone's moving.
[03:13:33] Everyone is, he's medkitting. Why is he medkitting? He's going to full HP. That's why. He fizzes on himself so he gets a jump boost and more HP.
[03:13:43] Why is he at 65 you ask? Well, it's easy. He didn't want to go to 100. Look at him. Still alive. One kill, bang. It's called a refresh.
[03:13:51] When you get a refresh, you get your max back.
[03:13:53] Look at my matches guys.
[03:13:55] We're at 700 bills.
[03:13:56] He's already using it.
[03:13:57] Look at the zone on the bottom right.
[03:13:58] 24 people are main on this zone.
[03:14:00] Look at this.
[03:14:00] Yeah, yeah.
[03:14:01] Look.
[03:14:02] Bro.
[03:14:03] Hold on.
[03:14:03] We're not done.
[03:14:04] We're not done.
[03:14:04] No, no, no, no, no.
[03:14:05] You've got to watch a master.
[03:14:08] All right, all right, all right.
[03:14:10] You don't have to like theater bot chat,
[03:14:11] but you can't be mad at greatness.
[03:14:13] Look at this.
[03:14:14] Going for it.
[03:14:14] No, he's the go to the game.
[03:14:15] He's the go to the game.
[03:14:16] Even the spectators are watching him.
[03:14:17] They know he's the best.
[03:14:18] He's got 40 or not
[03:14:23] Okay, look the pop right top right bottom right is second place with two people. Why do I look?
[03:14:34] Look at the confidence another kill
[03:14:36] Look at the zone. Can you even tell what's going on right now?
[03:14:54] Another kill
[03:14:56] Look who looks like prime stable Renoto right now
[03:14:59] What's the floor down? What's another floor down?
[03:15:02] This is time for night. This is prime stable road. This is like
[03:15:14] Brother brother brother two people on height. This is impossible. He doesn't win this. There's no way
[03:15:18] I don't believe it. He only has 12 bills. Yeah, not possible between
[03:15:21] Do you see this on the top right? This is second place right here
[03:15:32] And they're both alive right now.
[03:15:34] That is cinema.
[03:15:36] Bouga!
[03:15:38] That's the World Cup guy!
[03:15:40] Lucas Arhaea!
[03:15:42] Lucas Arhaea!
[03:15:44] The second place team!
[03:15:46] The second place team is alive.
[03:15:48] Both players. Look at this.
[03:15:50] There's no way Peterbot wins.
[03:15:52] There's no way.
[03:15:54] It's not possible.
[03:15:56] Peterbot goes out.
[03:15:58] Look at this, look at this.
[03:16:00] Look at this 65 HP. Look
[03:16:04] What how did he kill second place when they're both alive
[03:16:10] No siphon by the way, no siphon HP still all
[03:16:20] Look at that one V1
[03:16:22] No way Peter about wins. He's at 30 speed. He's at a hundred on crazy and height
[03:16:46] I'm sorry, bro, like this is like wow this is so much mechanics, bro
[03:16:52] Wow. Wow. Real recognized, real. Now, let me say to this, bro. This is my closing statement.
[03:17:01] Go ahead.
[03:17:02] I think it is a two-sided coin in a sense where I, first off, I didn't know you had to process that much shit happening at the end of the game,
[03:17:11] because there's a lot of shit happening, but I also think because you're processing so much shit at the end of the game in such a tiny circle with so much loud noises and fucking shit happening,
[03:17:21] I feel like it's pretty random.
[03:17:23] Like, Ron, Peterbot 100-0 to you, right?
[03:17:26] In a straight-up build fight.
[03:17:27] But I let him do that for the fun of it, yeah.
[03:17:30] Yes.
[03:17:31] But like, is Peterbot gonna 100-0 you in a building
[03:17:34] when you guys were spawning?
[03:17:35] Fuck no, bro.
[03:17:36] Oh, fuck no.
[03:17:37] No, you won't kill me at all.
[03:17:38] You might, OK.
[03:17:39] You might kill you four times before you kill him once,
[03:17:42] or three times.
[03:17:43] Like, that's what I mean, bro.
[03:17:45] That's what I mean.
[03:17:46] You know what I mean?
[03:17:47] Listen, bro, I think Rocket League is a very skillful game.
[03:17:50] Then I also think Fortnite is. Do I think one is higher than the other? No.
[03:17:53] I think they're both very hard games and it honestly just depends on you as a person.
[03:17:57] You might be better at Rocket League than you are at Fortnite.
[03:17:59] You might be better than Fortnite than you are at Rocket League.
[03:18:01] Right? You might be better than me at Clash Royale, but are you better than me?
[03:18:06] Plants vs. Zombies Unlimited Round Base? Probably not. Not gonna happen.
[03:18:12] Beautiful. Well well said, Ron. Well said.
[03:18:15] Hey, W's conclusion. All right, bro. Hey, let's win. I gotta get flat, all right?
[03:18:20] I win one game. I'm right. I think so. Let's go
[03:18:27] Good
[03:18:31] Nice, okay
[03:18:36] Brother members play smart. Let's predict that up. I got it. I'm backed up
[03:18:40] Ariel
[03:18:41] Okay, I know I know I know that's not an aerial dude. You're flipping you got almost
[03:18:48] Jump then lean.
[03:18:50] That is not air.
[03:18:52] I got it. I got it. I got it.
[03:18:54] I bumped him. I bumped him. I bumped him. I bumped him. Nice one.
[03:18:56] Good. I'm in your backside.
[03:18:58] I got it.
[03:19:00] There it's up. I got it. I got it.
[03:19:04] No, I sold. I sold. I sold. I sold. I sold. I sold.
[03:19:06] It happens. It happens. It happens.
[03:19:08] Great try.
[03:19:10] Everyone sells their first sell before they can make their first purchase.
[03:19:14] Always remember that.
[03:19:16] Come on over your head. Yep. All right. Good
[03:19:20] See runs gold you'll be able to compete. We love you son like I'm not good
[03:19:26] Almost had it almost had it
[03:19:28] Run, we don't really need to be flying right now. Ha ha block it block it block it block it good
[03:19:36] Good good good one good good go by me
[03:19:39] That's a cool animation. Thank you. Thank you bro. Thank you. I bought it. I bought it how much money
[03:19:51] Too much for us we're rich. Come on. Let's play good. Go for it. I'm right here all you run all you run all you run I
[03:20:00] Hit it. He hit it back harder though. I hit him one
[03:20:03] No, no, that's me. That's me. That's me. That's me. I'll take that one. I'll take that one. You go you go you go you go.
[03:20:18] Hit it. It's good. Hit it. It's good. You didn't hit it. Hit it. Run. No false comes.
[03:20:28] Here it is. It's out. Oh God. Oh God. Oh God.
[03:20:33] Get it out!
[03:20:34] Good, good, good, good!
[03:20:37] Nice!
[03:20:39] Oh my god, run!
[03:20:40] Nope!
[03:20:40] Run!
[03:20:41] Yeah!
[03:20:41] Run!
[03:20:42] Yeah!
[03:20:42] Yeah!
[03:20:43] Yeah!
[03:20:43] Yeah!
[03:20:44] Yeah!
[03:20:44] Yeah!
[03:20:45] Yeah!
[03:20:45] Yeah!
[03:20:46] That was a good play!
[03:20:47] Look at this pass, pass!
[03:20:49] Run!
[03:20:49] Oh my god!
[03:20:50] You actually get to survive.
[03:20:51] Yup.
[03:20:52] Wow!
[03:20:53] Go for it, go for it, go for it, go for it, go for it, go for it!
[03:20:56] Bro, the less we fly around, the more we'll win, because no goals are going to fly around.
[03:21:02] Can't stop us. You can't stop us. Go get that it's you
[03:21:08] Oh my god, I know I know I know I know I know I realize that midway
[03:21:16] Nice shit
[03:21:21] My god, okay, okay, okay
[03:21:32] Don't go for the aerial run, you can't do it.
[03:21:37] I'm gonna hit it one of these runs, one of these, one of these runs, one of these runs
[03:21:41] is gonna happen.
[03:21:42] Oh, oh my god.
[03:21:43] Wait for it.
[03:21:44] Oh, get it.
[03:21:45] Jigsie, jigsie, jigsie, jigsie.
[03:21:46] I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
[03:21:47] I'm in goalie, don't worry.
[03:21:48] Not happening.
[03:21:49] get it jixi jixi jixi jixi I got it I got it I got it I got it
[03:21:52] I'm in goalie don't worry
[03:21:56] not happening
[03:22:04] no way Jose jump back Ron
[03:22:07] nice Ron I was ready
[03:22:10] nice good hit good touch kid
[03:22:14] get back get back come on get back get back
[03:22:17] I said it! Oh, fuck!
[03:22:19] Okay, over to the net, over to the net, over to the net!
[03:22:25] It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
[03:22:27] Okay, stop fucking around now.
[03:22:29] I'm gonna, okay, I'm gonna go for it, I'm gonna go for it, I'm gonna go for it.
[03:22:35] Oh, Jinxie?
[03:22:37] Good, hit it, hit it, good touch, good touch.
[03:22:40] Wait, one death, okay, run.
[03:22:42] We just fought, we just fought.
[03:22:44] it's okay we're better on god I think we got this we got this we got this I'm
[03:22:48] gonna play that okay I'm gonna play back good hit
[03:22:54] what happened to playing bad I did fucking asshole fucking relax dude
[03:23:01] go up to that go up to that run run open it yes yes yes
[03:23:09] chillax man chillax dude I know what I'm doing dude all right I'm gonna play
[03:23:14] back you got it but you're a gamer bro I got I got I got it I got it get it
[03:23:23] get it get it get it get it it's okay everyone misses the
[03:23:38] the shots that they don't 100% take.
[03:23:43] That's how that call goes.
[03:23:44] I got it.
[03:23:45] Ron, he's the FK, Ron.
[03:23:46] Ron.
[03:23:47] You went in my way.
[03:23:48] Just general in.
[03:23:49] Oh my God.
[03:23:50] Ruling!
[03:23:51] Ruling, Ruling.
[03:23:53] Ruling, Ruling.
[03:23:55] Rodby has to win, fuck!
[03:23:57] I'm not gonna let him score.
[03:23:59] I'm coming back, Ron.
[03:24:01] It's not happening.
[03:24:02] It's not happening.
[03:24:03] No way, Jose.
[03:24:05] Nice, good hit.
[03:24:07] Great fucking hits.
[03:24:08] They're about to get declobed.
[03:24:10] I did one, I did one, I did one.
[03:24:12] It's coming back, it's coming back.
[03:24:14] No, Jixi?
[03:24:16] That's off, that's off.
[03:24:19] Yo, I got the hit, I got it.
[03:24:20] Get it out, good.
[03:24:21] Yeah.
[03:24:22] Finish him, finish him.
[03:24:24] Finish him, finish him.
[03:24:26] Finish him.
[03:24:28] We told you.
[03:24:28] We gotta play offensively.
[03:24:31] Rock.
[03:24:32] What?
[03:24:33] I took the boost.
[03:24:34] We gotta get up there, we gotta get up there.
[03:24:35] I'm on that, I'm on that.
[03:24:36] No, I missed run. Please play defense hit it on hit it on
[03:24:41] Nice
[03:24:51] I don't like overtime a lot of it over time. I don't like it. It's okay. I don't like overtime
[03:24:56] I don't like overtime. I don't like overtime. I get nervous. I'm nervous. I'm nervous. I'm nervous. I'm nervous
[03:25:00] I don't want to play I don't like
[03:25:06] I got a good touch on that?
[03:25:13] Oh, that's game.
[03:25:15] Oh my god.
[03:25:16] Run, get back, get back, get back, get back.
[03:25:19] Get back!
[03:25:20] Get back!
[03:25:21] I'm getting a good touch on that.
[03:25:24] No, no, no, no, run.
[03:25:26] No!
[03:25:27] I got it!
[03:25:28] I blocked it!
[03:25:29] Yep, good block.
[03:25:30] Wait, why are you hitting it?
[03:25:32] Oh no, you fucked up.
[03:25:33] No, no, no, no, no, just shut up.
[03:25:35] Oh, no, you're watching this. We gotta get up there. I'm getting boost. That's over the net
[03:25:45] Run stop stop going for the aerials, bro. It's not that easy. I
[03:25:50] Got it. I got it. I got it. I got it
[03:25:53] We got to get aggressive Rob. We got it. Just aggressive. Oh my god
[03:25:57] I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
[03:26:00] Good pass, good pass.
[03:26:02] No, I'm gonna have a mental breakdown.
[03:26:04] No.
[03:26:05] You can't do this.
[03:26:06] Run, just defend something?
[03:26:07] Oh, we got nice, nice.
[03:26:11] No, I missed.
[03:26:13] Oh my god, oh my god, I thought.
[03:26:16] Oh my god.
[03:26:18] Look how close I was to it.
[03:26:20] Look how close I was to it.
[03:26:21] I missed as well.
[03:26:22] Look at that, by a second.
[03:26:24] By a second.
[03:26:26] for a player
[03:26:32] They're booing me in my chat, bro
[03:26:35] They're booing me
[03:26:41] What am I
[03:26:43] So for two that's pretty good. Is that bad?
[03:26:46] No, so we're two is good
[03:26:48] Okay
[03:26:50] That's what I did I leave
[03:26:52] No. No. No. Software. No. Okay. I'm going to get to SNL tonight. Let's do it. Let's
[03:26:58] low key do it, bro. Let's low key do it. Okay. Getting to SSL would take probably the next
[03:27:04] four years of their life. Lee better than me, Lacey or me?
[03:27:11] Do you want me to be honest? There's no way. I'll make a bet.
[03:27:14] If you want to be honest. Lacey is.
[03:27:16] There's no way Lisa's better than me. Does he use keyboard or mouse?
[03:27:24] controller
[03:27:26] But like you're not bad
[03:27:29] Throw a wager in any amount nice rock. Oh fuck. I gotta stop going for that, huh?
[03:27:34] Yeah, I think like here's what I would say the more you're in the air. Oh my god
[03:27:40] That was me. That's me the more you're in the air the worse it is
[03:27:45] Let's cap
[03:27:48] Yeah, no, I think I know what rank are you?
[03:27:52] I'm gold too, but I'm trying to get flat. That's pretty good. That's like the high ranks no gold
[03:27:59] The high rank is like
[03:28:03] Nice
[03:28:07] Yeah, what rank do I deserve?
[03:28:09] You're pretty good at this game. Thank you. Thank you.
[03:28:14] Good tap, bro.
[03:28:19] It's fun. Try to be a presence, you know.
[03:28:25] Nice. I'm going to bump them.
[03:28:29] Wait. We don't got to do that. Oh god.
[03:28:33] Nice. I blocked it. There you go.
[03:28:37] Oh, I'm sorry, I gotta
[03:28:40] My fucking god, I'm so doggie doodle. Why am I so bad at everything that I touch?
[03:28:47] area
[03:28:49] Run, you really got it
[03:28:53] That's going for the fucking area. Oh
[03:28:58] It's not gonna work Bob, it's not gonna work
[03:29:01] But when it does work, it's gonna hit no like everyone's gonna be like whoa
[03:29:04] He just did a fucking aerial yeah, it probably will be cool what happens, but we'll be losing three to zero by that
[03:29:11] No, we don't
[03:29:12] I'm sorry. I got it
[03:29:14] Ron in that in that in that what run legitimately. What the fuck are you doing?
[03:29:19] run
[03:29:22] What am I doing stay on the floor stay on the floor stop flying
[03:29:26] I
[03:29:32] Told me to stay on the ground. I'm not gonna jump for it. I
[03:29:36] Would have jumped for but you totally front literally so now it would be clear
[03:29:41] Okay, you can jump of course you can jump double jump front my back flip side flip
[03:29:45] I'm completely about that run stop flying and screaming aerial. It hasn't worked one
[03:29:50] It's a hater, bro, no, I just want to win
[03:29:57] I'm trying I don't want to lose no one
[03:29:59] Hold on nice okay
[03:30:01] Fuck nice get it
[03:30:06] Get on there Ron get on there
[03:30:08] I'm on it I'm on it I'm on it
[03:30:09] It's fine it's fine
[03:30:14] Hold on get back get back get back
[03:30:15] I'm gonna hit him I'm gonna hit him I'm gonna hit him
[03:30:17] Get it out you got it
[03:30:18] I got it. There we go. My CPAC, brah.
[03:30:26] Good touch, brah. Oh my god. No, no, no, no, no, no.
[03:30:34] FICE! Wow! Get it! Wow!
[03:30:40] Wow, wow, wow, let's go W fuck run by the way, bro
[03:30:51] I didn't get it fucking it
[03:30:57] Well, I'm not run why do you think you're not gonna get it right because everyone around me seems to be getting anybody besides me
[03:31:04] You see what are you?
[03:31:09] That's me, don't touch, don't touch, don't touch, don't touch, don't touch, there it is.
[03:31:17] There it is, there it is, there it is, let's fucking go Ron, let's go.
[03:31:26] Good shit, good shit Ronny.
[03:31:30] Appreciate you, appreciate you.
[03:31:32] the wrong day I know bro you are a gamer
[03:31:34] you're a gamer too oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no
[03:31:47] yes I see a lot of pros double jump to the side is that what you're meant to
[03:31:52] do
[03:31:54] flipping on kickoff yeah it's really hard guys I'm trying my best that's all
[03:31:59] that matters go for it good I'm gonna arrow this I'm gonna arrow this aerial oh
[03:32:06] no oh no
[03:32:12] love them nice run way to fuck them up over his head oh no no no no no no no
[03:32:21] No, it's not good enough
[03:32:27] Wait
[03:32:30] JC you got a nice
[03:32:36] Not close enough they're gonna hit it up. Sorry. It's okay. We need one more bro. That's all we need I
[03:32:44] Gotta stay on the ground my shot. That was such a good fake by you. Thank you
[03:32:48] wait that was I don't know if I went wasn't a thing
[03:32:52] oh
[03:32:56] it sucks
[03:32:58] off the wall
[03:32:59] I don't want to boost
[03:33:00] I don't want to boost I don't want to boost
[03:33:01] go around damn
[03:33:03] bro we need a score that's not a keep it away from us
[03:33:05] I know
[03:33:06] we got 45 seconds to make it
[03:33:08] oh no
[03:33:09] you got it
[03:33:13] nice let's off
[03:33:18] All right, all right, here we go.
[03:33:22] No.
[03:33:23] Wait, you just won us the game, I think.
[03:33:25] No.
[03:33:26] No, no, no, no, no, no.
[03:33:29] Hit it wrong.
[03:33:30] There it is.
[03:33:31] It's one.
[03:33:32] One flip a lot, too.
[03:33:34] Tixie, please.
[03:33:37] He's trying.
[03:33:38] It's over.
[03:33:38] No, 10 seconds.
[03:33:39] No, no, we can get it.
[03:33:40] We can get it.
[03:33:40] We can get it.
[03:33:42] It's enough time to score.
[03:33:44] Nice.
[03:33:44] OK.
[03:33:45] You got it.
[03:33:45] Across the map.
[03:33:48] No, I'm trying so hard bro. I'm trying so hard. I'm trying so good that game. You did good. No, why?
[03:34:06] Think about it. No, you're not. Okay, you're fine. You're fine. You're fine. You're actually fine. Okay, listen
[03:34:12] There's no way Lacey's better. I had bro. Is he better? I'm on 75 ping. That's also a problem
[03:34:18] yeah I think I don't think they matter I think they matter from okay hold on
[03:34:26] okay let me do one game where I don't talk at all I'm just gonna be locked
[03:34:30] okay
[03:34:48] I
[03:34:58] Run run go to the ball
[03:35:00] Don't worry. Just chill. Don't worry. Don't don't stress this motion. I'm not worried about shit's gonna happen
[03:35:07] Good day. Good day
[03:35:10] The bombs me but it's okay good
[03:35:12] damn damn bro just try to like get in their face
[03:35:16] I'll be back he's smurfing that's a problem
[03:35:20] I think you heard it
[03:35:24] watch out run
[03:35:30] you're trapped
[03:35:36] nice good good good good good hit
[03:35:39] Wait wait I've shot there it is go for it. Let's try wait wait. Oh, yeah
[03:35:51] Yes, I got that I got that I got that
[03:35:57] From all you know you all you
[03:36:01] No, no, you fuck me
[03:36:09] No! Yes!
[03:36:10] Yes!
[03:36:11] Motherfuckin' Lord! Motherfuckin' Lord!
[03:36:14] Let's win! Let's win!
[03:36:16] Yo, you go for it, go for it, go for it, go for it!
[03:36:20] Nice, good hit!
[03:36:22] Oh, you both...
[03:36:24] So, let's boost!
[03:36:25] I'm gonna pass it to you, middle!
[03:36:29] I'm gonna pass it to you, in a second.
[03:36:33] I gotta get him.
[03:36:35] They suck, they try, they over-greed it, they over-greed it.
[03:36:37] oh my god wait wait what what's happening did she like pinched it
[03:36:47] no no no that's internet run run no i did a boost i'm sorry
[03:36:53] i'm really you know i think it's my car bro is it my car
[03:36:57] they're saying my car is really bad yeah it's your car go to uh go go go go go
[03:37:03] Nice you got it
[03:37:12] No, no, oh, no good take it away take it on the way take it on the way
[03:37:25] I don't lose
[03:37:27] nice nice I'm out Ron what do you know way of the goalposts that's my bad
[03:37:47] you got it mom
[03:37:53] we're doing it we're doing it
[03:37:57] Get the fuck away from me. This guy's a dick
[03:38:15] Don't get mad you're not you're not gonna play good just always you put this on where the ball is gonna be
[03:38:21] Sorry about anything else
[03:38:24] Right it's coming up. It's coming over middle to our net
[03:38:27] no you hit it back down to them
[03:38:40] okay how do I get better you have to grab so I was I was on it's gonna hit I'm
[03:38:51] gonna go for it I'm gonna help you a little dude they just are faster than me
[03:38:57] They're stronger than me. They're oh my
[03:39:09] That was great. Well, we can do this. We can do this. I'm gonna let you go for it
[03:39:19] Wait
[03:39:21] You got a comment though. That's a comedy. She's okay. You're supposed to tell me
[03:39:25] I'm gonna go for it. There's nice
[03:39:37] I have no hoose you got that or no
[03:39:49] We get to this is have confidence when there's confidence was the key
[03:39:55] you got it you got it me I mean I'm gonna try to set up a player nice one oh
[03:40:01] my god yes they on it no you try to try we can do this we can do this for now
[03:40:13] what no way he hit that
[03:40:17] Bro these guys are smurfing okay, I think they're smurfing. I think they're smurfing.
[03:40:26] I actually think they're smurfing. How do I suck bro? I have one goal, he has one goal,
[03:40:37] I'm trying my best. Bro, you know what haters are my biggest motivators at the table of
[03:40:44] dinner with success nice wait wait okay listen listen I'm not gonna go for a
[03:41:07] boost I'm gonna let you go for it and then I'm just gonna I'm gonna start
[03:41:11] I hope it hopefully we can just get it. Okay try to get it. We're gonna try to do a dead ball, and then okay
[03:41:16] You try to dead ball then I'll shoot go go go go
[03:41:19] try to dead ball
[03:41:24] It's not over bro
[03:41:27] It's not over it's not over it's not over it's not over
[03:41:33] Okay, okay, okay, so we don't like keep losing just let's go over a strategy
[03:41:37] So that I can adapt to it. Okay, because obviously, you know a lot more than me. I want you to have fun
[03:41:42] I want you to enjoy this right just because we're on a decline doesn't mean there's no upclimb when you go on a mountain
[03:41:48] You go down and you go up multiple times a mountain isn't steady. Okay, so
[03:41:53] What can we do differently here?
[03:42:02] Okay, I think we're always fine. Let's change it up. Let's let's start with this
[03:42:07] Let me get you a good car.
[03:42:10] What's the best car?
[03:42:11] Is it really pay to win?
[03:42:14] No.
[03:42:15] The default car has the best hitbox in the game and there's another car called the Panic.
[03:42:20] Rod, go to your garage.
[03:42:21] I have Domino's.
[03:42:22] Look at what cars you have.
[03:42:23] After Shook, Backfire, Backfire, Breakout, Domino's, Esper, Gizmo, Gizmo, Grock, Hot
[03:42:35] Hot Shot, Hot Shot, Marauder, Mason Margella, McLaren 765, Mercedes, Paladine, Paladine,
[03:42:46] Octon, Mercedes AMG GT 6.
[03:42:48] Ah, go back, ah!
[03:42:50] Octane, do you only have the base octane?
[03:42:53] I have one.
[03:42:55] Use that.
[03:42:56] Let's go.
[03:42:57] Then, go to your decal and put all the strikes.
[03:43:00] That matters?
[03:43:01] No.
[03:43:02] Yes, now you're fault.
[03:43:03] Go to your decal and put all the strikes.
[03:43:05] did it now we look like a cop duo all right now let's play it now let's play it
[03:43:11] what fire should I make out of my ass whoa whoa what was that noise what fire
[03:43:16] should I make out of my ass whatever you want doesn't matter
[03:43:22] Jason the best stadium stadiums right Tim cheese
[03:43:29] I'm going to do the shipper Jason bro lock in come on go I feel way better with
[03:43:37] this car oh my god nice run yeah I feel way better with this car
[03:43:43] I actually think I feel better with this car yeah probably feel way better
[03:43:52] I feel way better nice set it to me set it to me one more one more one more I got I
[03:44:02] got it don't panic don't panic no he blocked it that's a good block nice good
[03:44:08] I
[03:44:20] Missed you got no block you would have locked anyway. That's on me brother. That's on me
[03:44:28] Nice right no boosts. You take in the booth. You take in the lmods in the chat, bro. My mods suck. I got it
[03:44:34] Good hit!
[03:44:39] Sometimes you gotta talk to yourself in life when no one else wants to be there for you.
[03:44:43] BITCH I'M STABILLED!
[03:44:46] Oh, fuck!
[03:45:00] Oh no.
[03:45:01] Well, I need you to score them too, like that's probably the best.
[03:45:05] Get it, get it, get it, get it, get it.
[03:45:07] Get it.
[03:45:08] Gotta get that.
[03:45:10] Gotta get that.
[03:45:12] Gotta get that.
[03:45:14] Oh, no.
[03:45:20] Good hit.
[03:45:21] Alright, over to the middle of the field.
[03:45:22] That's me.
[03:45:23] BITCH, I'M SAVED ALL!
[03:45:25] Fuck, I keep-
[03:45:26] Stop, Danny man, it doesn't work!
[03:45:32] Good
[03:45:35] Pass it! Pass it!
[03:45:38] No, no, no, no, it's okay
[03:45:45] That's you
[03:45:48] Bomb them
[03:45:49] Good
[03:45:52] Good! I'm gonna finish it
[03:45:54] Pass it, pass it, pass it, pass it, pass it
[03:45:57] YOOHOO!
[03:45:58] What is double jumping? I don't know how to do that. Double tap? Or do you want Xbox
[03:46:13] Double tap the A button and lean your left stick forward.
[03:46:20] Double tap A and the left stick forward.
[03:46:25] We might actually get a win, dude.
[03:46:30] Open it, open it.
[03:46:32] Over his head, tin cheese.
[03:46:37] I'm looking fucking good at this game.
[03:46:40] Everybody looking better, bro.
[03:46:42] I want to play SNLs after this.
[03:46:44] No, you don't want to do that.
[03:46:46] You must.
[03:46:49] Good hit.
[03:46:49] Good aerial, bro.
[03:46:50] Good aerial, kid.
[03:46:53] Wow!
[03:46:53] Wait, you're carrying.
[03:46:54] Hey, you're carrying.
[03:46:56] Hold on.
[03:46:57] You're learning a thing or two.
[03:46:59] I know.
[03:46:59] Thank you.
[03:47:00] I'm getting better.
[03:47:01] Bro, I'm getting better around there.
[03:47:02] Look at me, bro.
[03:47:03] You're good, bro.
[03:47:03] You're good.
[03:47:05] Wait, why did you get so good?
[03:47:08] I'm getting better, bro.
[03:47:09] I'm still going.
[03:47:10] I'm still going.
[03:47:10] I'm trying to get flashed.
[03:47:20] Wait, 2v1, I'm over the middle line if you want to.
[03:47:24] Big, big pass, what's the line?
[03:47:26] Wow, that's good, Timo.
[03:47:28] That's no ego.
[03:47:29] That's no ego, just strict, strict, like, that's like,
[03:47:35] I could have taken that, I could have went for it,
[03:47:36] but I didn't.
[03:47:38] I could have went for it.
[03:47:39] Brother, that was good.
[03:47:40] now
[03:47:47] oh my god
[03:47:50] now
[03:47:55] now that is a tough job
[03:47:59] look at cheese over there not knowing what to do
[03:48:02] no he was in the net he was moving
[03:48:10] Oh, no, oh, no, I saw I gotta get back. I gotta get back. I got to get back
[03:48:18] Nice run, bro. Now we're looking for about it. Now
[03:48:30] We
[03:48:32] Man on man on
[03:48:38] Nice one, oh my god
[03:48:48] Bro, that was perfect it hit the ceiling and drop right there Wow
[03:48:55] Wait now we look like a team now we look like
[03:49:02] This isn't luck chat. I'm just smurfing. Wow, what's who? No, no, no. Forfeit. How do you
[03:49:15] tell the forfeit? Yo, Tim Cheese, bro. Yo, you are dog shit. Imagine being born for the
[03:49:20] name Tim fucking Cheese. You are fucking dog shit. You are fucking dog shit, Cheese. You
[03:49:27] You are fucking dog shit.
[03:49:29] Holy fucking, yo, four bitch, cheese, four bitch!
[03:49:35] That's another gold brown.
[03:49:37] To the left.
[03:49:40] All you rough. Over the middle to you?
[03:49:42] Rose mom's cheddar.
[03:49:46] I mean, bro, you're looking way better with that.
[03:49:48] Bro, it's a skit, I'm telling you.
[03:49:52] Over the middle to you, rough.
[03:49:54] I'm gonna demo the guy tonight, you finish.
[03:49:56] I could get good at this game with the Berlin this is this could be my thing
[03:50:04] defense try good defense good try kid hey fist bump fist bumps fist bumps fist bumps
[03:50:12] right six to one yeah fool no good what I understand no give him cheese couple
[03:50:18] heads let him let me have a couple it's not possible go ahead cheese do it go ahead get
[03:50:23] one I have a theory and I don't want to like be a Debbie downer but I have a theory
[03:50:29] listening I think we're only with problem look at them they suck I'm
[03:50:35] emoting on them yeah I have a theory I think these guys are too unranked player
[03:50:40] that yeah oh why do you like to downplay our skill from my whole chat even
[03:50:48] things were better than this my whole chat things were like we could go against
[03:50:52] the top row is a no troll.
[03:50:55] You could not.
[03:50:57] Yes we can.
[03:50:58] Who's the top row?
[03:50:59] Tell me his name, tell me his name.
[03:51:02] A guy named the monkey right now.
[03:51:04] The what?
[03:51:06] Monkey Moon, Zen, Mathira.
[03:51:09] Whatever that means.
[03:51:10] Let's play.
[03:51:12] Can we get five gifted for that performance, Shuffle?
[03:51:14] Yeah.
[03:51:15] Chat, if I'm gold too, I thought we'd match gold too.
[03:51:18] How are we matching?
[03:51:21] How much of something do you want?
[03:51:24] We want more we want more we want more we want more we want more. Oh
[03:51:32] It's because we're on a losing streak. Oh
[03:51:36] You're not losing you're not losing anymore, so be ready to be on the winter streak
[03:51:41] He's lower this week right? Yeah, bro like we like
[03:51:44] We kicked the dog shit out of silver so clearly we can hold photo candle with the cell phone
[03:51:50] Like for sure we're good enough to beat silver bro. Wait, I'm silver too. How do I know when I rank up? Where's the random?
[03:51:57] It's just how much you win, but I'm gonna be honest. We're a ways away from that. Why?
[03:52:03] Cuz we just lost three straights. So like ranking up is just not even in our sights right now
[03:52:07] We just got to focus on winning our next game keeping one foot in front of the other. You know what I mean? Ron mower
[03:52:13] What does that mean?
[03:52:15] They're basically saying that you're not hitting the ball. So you're just cutting the grass like a lawnmower. Yeah, that's not my name
[03:52:21] I'm not Ron Moore. I'm stable fucking Ronaldo
[03:52:25] Show him this game bro. Show him
[03:52:27] Go to the ball go to the ball
[03:52:31] I must show them how good I am for real
[03:52:45] Okay, so let's make something happen
[03:52:51] What actually she's I think I choose to set three
[03:52:59] I'm down
[03:53:06] Well, this guy's been stealing my content all day
[03:53:10] I'm just kidding. He could black let's just win this game first. Let's focus on what we have right now
[03:53:15] But chat Mike, is he still gonna fuck up Mike?
[03:53:20] Oh, Ron.
[03:53:21] Ron?
[03:53:22] I got such a good sense of that, oh my god!
[03:53:25] Go Ron!
[03:53:26] Go Ron!
[03:53:27] Go Ron!
[03:53:28] YAAAHHHHH!
[03:53:29] Ron, in that scenario, try to front flip, don't try, front flip is faster.
[03:53:35] Remember, front flip is double tap A.
[03:53:37] Okay.
[03:53:38] It's only you, Ron.
[03:53:41] It's only you Ron, please hold it down Ron hold it down
[03:53:48] Where are you? Where are you?
[03:53:52] Am I supposed to ever break or no?
[03:53:55] I'm not supposed to ever break am I very very like would you want to stop?
[03:54:02] Go for it. Go for it. Ah
[03:54:04] Come on. Lock it up. We're gonna put it up. Let's lock it. Let's let's end on a win. Good. Hey kid
[03:54:09] That's fine
[03:54:13] Good
[03:54:22] Watching for some reason yeah, I don't know why
[03:54:31] But me my back my back
[03:54:33] We got open shot.
[03:54:35] Get under it, kid!
[03:54:37] It wasn't, I saved it.
[03:54:39] I'm lost.
[03:54:43] Ron, get over there.
[03:54:45] I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
[03:54:47] I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
[03:54:49] Get there.
[03:54:51] He got it, bro. He bumped me.
[03:54:53] My bad, my bad.
[03:54:55] Oh no. Oh no!
[03:54:57] No! No!
[03:54:59] I'm being serious actually she's good. I'm good. You're all right. We can do this. We'll do this. Yeah, bro. We'll be fine
[03:55:26] Where are you?
[03:55:28] You see?
[03:55:30] I'm staying on that double shot.
[03:55:32] No way!
[03:55:34] You can get elevated.
[03:55:36] That what you do?
[03:55:38] Think of it like soccer.
[03:55:40] You get under it.
[03:55:42] Good save, kid!
[03:55:44] Good save, Ron!
[03:55:46] I'm fucking proud of you, bro.
[03:55:48] Oh my god!
[03:55:50] I'm fucking proud of you, bro.
[03:55:52] Oh my god!
[03:55:54] I'm fucking proud of you, bro. Oh my god.
[03:55:57] Get in the cell.
[03:55:58] Good. This is it. This is it.
[03:56:02] You missed. You missed.
[03:56:03] This is it. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[03:56:07] You missed. You missed.
[03:56:11] Wait.
[03:56:13] Go.
[03:56:15] No, he's. How is he arilyyling?
[03:56:22] Shut up, Ron. We're good for you.
[03:56:24] Oh, how now?
[03:56:27] Yes?
[03:56:29] Yes?
[03:56:29] Did you see?
[03:56:38] Rocky-moo, rocky-moo!
[03:56:39] No, I need to do this.
[03:56:40] I got it.
[03:56:41] That's fine.
[03:56:45] My car ran out of gas.
[03:56:51] That's kind of possible.
[03:56:53] I
[03:57:03] Got it. I got it. There it is. Oh god, it's a solo play. It's I saw if I've ever seen one
[03:57:11] Good hey, that's me. I got it. What bitch wait. Oh, no
[03:57:23] Get that over to the fat lady's face.
[03:57:26] Come on!
[03:57:27] Nice!
[03:57:28] No!
[03:57:29] It's okay.
[03:57:30] It's okay.
[03:57:31] There's probably some pros in my chat right now that I think I'm old shit.
[03:57:38] There's probably so many.
[03:57:41] Dude, okay, these guys are sharp.
[03:57:43] It's obvious.
[03:57:44] It's actually obvious.
[03:57:45] Okay, can we still come back or not?
[03:57:49] Just be honest with me.
[03:57:51] Be honest.
[03:57:52] be honest with you. Here's our hope of them coming back or our hope of coming back. One
[03:58:01] of them, um, is that it gets a hard attack in the middle of the game. That's about our
[03:58:06] own goal. We're down three goals in the minute left. We average like one goal every game.
[03:58:15] Hit
[03:58:18] I'm right here
[03:58:20] Wow
[03:58:24] Nice go go for it. What are you?
[03:58:28] Brown you say go for it as I turn back for the beat look up. No, how is he always dare?
[03:58:40] Nice
[03:58:42] yeah Evan dog I swear to God we'll kill your dog bro fuck that shit
[03:58:46] we're not we are
[03:58:48] we're not gonna get fucking good game bullshit bro I'm tired of that gimmick
[03:58:53] you're fucking smart loser
[03:58:55] Evan sorry we're not gonna kill you
[03:58:59] he's having a moment over the middle run please run over the middle
[03:59:04] No it wasn't, it was me.
[03:59:12] Rob we can come back, we can come back, we got this.
[03:59:22] We can still come back.
[03:59:27] Yep, we can still come back.
[03:59:31] I need you there. We couldn't make happen. No. Oh my God. All right. So let me explain
[03:59:42] how this is going to work. We're about to play threes X you see we're about to win
[03:59:45] even more. All right. Let me add her to the call. Let me explain the call. Let me call
[03:59:50] next time. So basically if we weren't winning then we'll better win even more
[04:00:03] now. Okay so let me explain what's about that. You know all the guys that were
[04:00:10] just kicking our asses right now? Those were golds. So there's gold and then
[04:00:17] you take imagine jumping another planet that's platinum and then after you jump
[04:00:22] that planet jump to another solar system that's diamond then once you land in
[04:00:28] that solar system then jump up to another no keyway then once you land on
[04:00:34] that galaxy that's champion that's we're about to play again I'm hungry wait we
[04:00:40] could play quads we can't play three because of rank disparity could we get
[04:00:45] a fourth chat? Who could be our fourth? Dude, let's play. I've never played
[04:00:52] qualms. That's actually sounds way more fun. Who could be our fourth chat? Maybe
[04:00:57] invite a viewer or two. I don't know a viewer. I can get some people. It's fun.
[04:01:04] It's bad. Yeah, but we can't we can't play for you. It's not possible. Guys, Lacey's
[04:01:10] is not home. The depth is a
[04:01:14] sponsor. Maybe we break your
[04:01:17] accounts to be champ though. I
[04:01:20] actually wonder it's my bad.
[04:01:22] It's my bad. That's all. I'm
[04:01:25] going to water and express. I
[04:01:26] got lost in the moment and I
[04:01:27] regretted every day. What's the
[04:01:28] what is the orange chicken or
[04:01:31] chicken or chicken? Should I
[04:01:34] get smart water? 700 milliliters?
[04:01:37] No.
[04:01:38] You're not a slide.
[04:01:40] It's cha-
[04:01:40] Ha ha ha ha!
[04:01:42] You know, it's Chow Man bad for you.
[04:01:45] No, it's pretty good.
[04:01:47] Get Carter.
[04:01:48] You want me to get Carter as the fourth.
[04:01:51] We can get Boba.
[04:01:53] Is Boba good at the Rocket League?
[04:01:56] Yeah.
[04:01:57] Boba, great game.
[04:02:00] Has Boba ever played League?
[04:02:03] Yeah.
[04:02:04] Yeah, you're hesitating.
[04:02:07] Um, Kate, what a wreck is Carter?
[04:02:11] Carter, what wreck are you?
[04:02:17] Carter, what wreck?
[04:02:19] Hi, baby, how are you?
[04:02:21] What about drinking up?
[04:02:23] I'm fighting a bastion.
[04:02:25] A what?
[04:02:27] Why? What happened?
[04:02:29] A bastion? What? What's a bastion?
[04:02:32] Um, you wanna join us in Rocket League? We need a fourth.
[04:02:35] I've never been able to take a day in my life.
[04:02:38] I'm sorry. I gotta call you back.
[04:02:39] I'm gonna call you back.
[04:02:40] I'm gonna hang up the phone.
[04:02:41] I'm gonna call you back.
[04:02:42] Okay.
[04:02:43] No, she's playing Arc Raiders.
[04:02:46] Okay.
[04:02:47] Um...
[04:02:48] All right, all right, all right. Next...
[04:02:50] Okay, okay.
[04:02:51] We need to get a fourth.
[04:02:53] All right?
[04:02:54] I have a player, I have a player, I have a... I have a break.
[04:02:56] Okay.
[04:02:57] Is he good? Is he good at Rocket League?
[04:02:58] Yeah, he plays Rocket League. He's about your level.
[04:03:00] What do you mean by my level, bro?
[04:03:03] Well, I'm just thinking.
[04:03:04] Whoa!
[04:03:05] That's a cool camo, bro.
[04:03:07] X, yeah.
[04:03:08] Nice camo, X.
[04:03:09] Wait, me?
[04:03:10] That's you, right?
[04:03:12] I'm just draining.
[04:03:14] Wait.
[04:03:15] Who's in here?
[04:03:16] What is him?
[04:03:17] That's Greg.
[04:03:19] Oh!
[04:03:20] Okay.
[04:03:21] All right, all right, all right.
[04:03:23] They're called the Black Hammer.
[04:03:25] Okay.
[04:03:26] I'm gonna go table, all right?
[04:03:29] All right get him in the car
[04:03:32] Get a call chat. What wheels are the best
[04:03:36] We have us how do I move voice chat what how how?
[04:03:45] Like that good all right, I'm gonna go tickle. I'm gonna tickle. I'm gonna buy them
[04:03:54] It's up Greg
[04:03:56] Yo, what's up boys?
[04:03:58] No, wait, wait.
[04:03:59] I haven't eaten.
[04:04:00] Yo.
[04:04:01] Alright.
[04:04:02] His name is Greek God X, but his nickname is Gracken.
[04:04:04] I'm Gracken.
[04:04:05] What's up, Greg?
[04:04:07] Yo, what's up boys?
[04:04:09] I'm locked in.
[04:04:10] Let's do this.
[04:04:14] How you doing, Greg?
[04:04:16] Doing good.
[04:04:18] Ronaldo.
[04:04:20] Yo.
[04:04:21] Did he want us to chew or not?
[04:04:23] I fairly said it.
[04:04:24] Probably
[04:04:27] Well, I'm not gonna give you that there
[04:04:31] Or we could do to be to I just got a green box. Oh my god
[04:04:39] She's square up me and X versus you two
[04:04:44] I'm clovers. I'm gonna rock a shamrock
[04:04:46] How do I see my inventory if I have any like extra loot like if there's like a box is open
[04:04:57] All right, let's win some fucking games you ready let's win some fucking games. We're
[04:05:11] We're not getting off to get 40 wins in a row.
[04:05:16] Well, that's not happening.
[04:05:19] It's not even possible, dude.
[04:05:20] Well, why not?
[04:05:20] Yeah, you have one.
[04:05:22] After three wins, we're going to...
[04:05:23] Bro, bro!
[04:05:24] Let's get two wins in a row.
[04:05:27] Or you don't sound lost.
[04:05:28] You don't sound lost, bro.
[04:05:30] Alright, what the heck?
[04:05:31] No, no, what the hell are games?
[04:05:32] What are you talking about?
[04:05:34] X. Are you fucking crazy?
[04:05:36] What? What? I don't get it.
[04:05:38] Have y'all ever played quads?
[04:05:39] Because if none of y'all have ever played quads,
[04:05:41] It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, like, would you have like, um, like, we should,
[04:05:47] we should commit the balls, always.
[04:05:49] Yeah, but, okay, yeah, yeah, there's four of us, you can get away with more shit, right?
[04:05:53] Yeah, yeah, we should have plenty of balls at that moment.
[04:05:56] Alright, don't, oh, fours have different maps.
[04:06:00] Oh, that's a nice map.
[04:06:02] It's a bigger map.
[04:06:03] It's a bigger map.
[04:06:04] Bigger, yeah.
[04:06:11] you
[04:06:41] you
[04:07:11] you
[04:07:41] you
[04:08:11] you
[04:08:41] you
[04:10:11] Oh
[04:10:17] There's too many of us, but they're not gonna score I think I think when they scored it was just unlucky
[04:10:21] X stop molding over there, dude. That's to be intentional
[04:10:25] Take it. Take a fucking chill pill dude. That's pass the decision. Oh
[04:10:31] Yo, relax. Yeah, you know what they need to add to this game. They need to add some emotes
[04:10:36] Good shot x
[04:10:37] Not that shot. The cars should be able to hit the rendering game
[04:10:41] oh my lord oh no get out get out get out get out
[04:10:57] buddy that's in on one perfect no dumping nice that's a way no that would
[04:11:06] I think after you hit you go for a shot going bump them going bump them. I agree
[04:11:17] Nice
[04:11:25] Stop my dick bitch
[04:11:27] 30 seconds. Keep it out, keep it out, keep it out.
[04:11:34] Keep up the pace boys. Keep up the pace.
[04:11:38] Alright guys, focus. I'm lost. Nice Creek, get it!
[04:11:43] I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm waiting.
[04:11:47] I need this.
[04:11:51] Just keep it out, simple, just keep it out. Go for it! Go for it! Go for it!
[04:11:56] Nice! Keep it in their half! Nice!
[04:11:58] Oh fuck.
[04:11:59] It's okay. I'm not mad to receive that.
[04:12:01] Good touch, Jakes!
[04:12:04] On that rex! On that rex!
[04:12:06] That's a nice rex. You got this. Nice.
[04:12:08] Keep it out. Just keep it out.
[04:12:10] Watch out. Watch out.
[04:12:12] Got it out.
[04:12:13] Let's go!
[04:12:15] One for one!
[04:12:16] I'm scoring! I'm scoring! Fuck it!
[04:12:18] WAAAHHHHHHH!
[04:12:20] Ah fuck it!
[04:12:22] Damn! Damn! We almost scored!
[04:12:24] We all scored! Let's go!
[04:12:26] Wait, what are we going to do now?
[04:12:28] Abdi Buzzer, dude! Let's go, guys!
[04:12:32] Wait, force is kind of fun, actually.
[04:12:34] It's got a lid!
[04:12:36] It gets a bad rap. Who got everything?
[04:12:39] Yeah, who got everything?
[04:12:43] Me! Wow!
[04:12:45] That was kind of fun.
[04:12:47] Good job.
[04:12:49] Guys, I legitimately think we have potential in here.
[04:12:52] Yeah, we got at least silver three.
[04:12:54] Am I still a buddy?
[04:12:55] At least.
[04:12:56] Yeah, thanks.
[04:12:57] Your ex, bro.
[04:12:58] Reset your mental, bro.
[04:12:59] Ex, you are getting pretty mad.
[04:13:00] I'm not gonna lie.
[04:13:01] You got to chill.
[04:13:02] Yo, yo, yo.
[04:13:03] I'm doing my job.
[04:13:04] I'm in the bag.
[04:13:05] I'm chillin'.
[04:13:06] Bro, just be happy.
[04:13:07] You're both getting five times in a singular 20-second stretch.
[04:13:14] But ex, don't get mad, dude.
[04:13:15] Don't get mad, bro.
[04:13:16] What's happening?
[04:13:17] We're having fun, bro.
[04:13:18] Actually, know you're the best player here, dude.
[04:13:19] I
[04:13:28] You're making me raffle right now, bro
[04:13:36] Thank you, sir, thank you
[04:13:40] Thank you, thank you, Jinzy. Thank you
[04:13:49] I'm dead ass proud of y'all dude.
[04:13:54] There's the team look at that in the team four-headed. He's just not in for sure
[04:13:58] No, don't worry. We don't know that we're better. We're stronger. Hey, don't be negative dude. Don't be negative.
[04:14:03] Yo, this is a nice color. They have pink. This is fire
[04:14:12] Nice the touch I got that I got Matt
[04:15:19] what's up sorry I can't hear you yeah I'm from the UK
[04:15:27] about the man
[04:15:29] this man
[04:15:31] come on
[04:15:33] oh gg
[04:15:35] oh gg
[04:15:39] can you smoke over gg
[04:15:43] it's greek
[04:15:45] nice
[04:15:47] brah, good defense
[04:15:49] thank you
[04:15:51] good touch axe
[04:15:53] here it comes
[04:15:55] Oh, they're pretty good. That was pretty good for both sides
[04:16:18] So these me I'm bumping patrol
[04:16:25] Guys we got to do something here we got to do something here
[04:16:32] No, no, no, we all miss
[04:16:42] Sorry, you know what our promise
[04:16:47] You know what our promise bro, we're all bumping each other
[04:16:49] I
[04:17:19] stop bumping each other boys and we need to like call it out like we need to do
[04:17:23] something here
[04:17:28] On the ball, I did it on the ball.
[04:17:31] No, nice, Gigi.
[04:17:33] No, it's not a ball front.
[04:17:35] Gigi, we got to score now.
[04:17:38] We got to score.
[04:17:40] Wait, they're moving.
[04:17:43] Ben, I'll slap the dog shit out of you, dude.
[04:17:45] Stop that.
[04:17:45] I don't need one more time.
[04:17:46] I don't need to listen to this.
[04:17:49] I'll try to do it so that you don't know where.
[04:17:51] They overshot, they overshot.
[04:17:52] We got to go.
[04:17:54] Nice.
[04:17:55] There is X, finish it.
[04:17:56] Kill him.
[04:17:58] I'm in that. Oh no. Oh no. I have no boost.
[04:18:14] Yeah, it's time for Andy. I got it. I got it.
[04:18:20] Come on, Bob. Come up with me.
[04:18:22] Except for them. We gotta do something.
[04:18:28] I'm waiting for a chance here guys. It's not ass versus ass bro. Just walk in so defective
[04:18:40] You missed you see
[04:18:53] Oh
[04:18:58] Come in
[04:19:16] Get it out, please get it out nice
[04:19:21] Hit it, hit it Greek. Oh my god, good shot
[04:19:28] Oh nice X
[04:19:58] Wait run no no no
[04:20:11] Oh nice
[04:20:17] No, we were all we lost us
[04:20:24] I think we get we got call it more
[04:20:28] I think in general we need to have like some other comms.
[04:20:38] We need a netman.
[04:20:40] Netman, oh we're playing these golds.
[04:20:47] We're scoring golds Loki.
[04:20:48] I got demoted by the same guy nine times.
[04:20:51] It's unplayable.
[04:20:52] I think we got, yeah the screaming like we need more comms and less like.
[04:20:56] Yes.
[04:20:57] All right, all right, all right, all right.
[04:20:58] Look at it like this, OK.
[04:20:59] Here's what we need to do.
[04:21:01] We need, realistically, one lockdown defensive, man.
[04:21:06] Then we need two guys who go up and down the field.
[04:21:09] Then we need a fourth guy who's a striker.
[04:21:11] The word is my fucking food.
[04:21:14] Yeah.
[04:21:15] I mean, we could all be those guys if we just call it.
[04:21:17] Just be like, I'm defending.
[04:21:18] You could do anything that you put your mind to.
[04:21:21] Oh, dear Ron, now's not the time.
[04:21:23] We just lost against Golds.
[04:21:25] Coach is right.
[04:21:26] We got to give this one a go.
[04:21:27] Was that gold, actually?
[04:21:29] Yes, bro, it was gold.
[04:21:30] Yo, coach is right now.
[04:21:31] You're diamond.
[04:21:32] Let's put our head into the game.
[04:21:34] Come on.
[04:21:34] Yeah, but I have a deal.
[04:21:36] I'll have to boost up the game.
[04:21:38] Two of them do take a boost.
[04:21:39] Do nothing with it.
[04:21:40] And we have to stay back in.
[04:21:43] But actually diamond, separate it up.
[04:21:46] We're already as strong as those weakest players.
[04:21:48] All right.
[04:21:48] I can put the rest of the game on the never score then.
[04:21:50] I'll do the number.
[04:21:52] All right, you put it in the game.
[04:21:55] Who took the boost though? Who took your boost, dude?
[04:21:57] There's so many boosts, you gotta get the ones with the walls acts, they get the ones with the wall.
[04:22:02] The wall ones.
[04:22:04] Ron, are you a team player? People said you're not playing for the team right now.
[04:22:09] How am I not a team player? Wait, what?
[04:22:11] Someone said you're not playing for the team chat.
[04:22:14] They came from your chat and said, Ron, it's not playing for the team.
[04:22:17] Who wants to use it? Ron Bannum.
[04:22:20] Let me scroll it up.
[04:22:21] Hi guys, can we find him?
[04:22:24] Right here.
[04:22:25] This is Shar Trogues. One. Ron is not a team player. Shar Trogues.
[04:22:31] Shar C.H. C.H. C.H. A.R. Trogues. He said Ron is not a team player.
[04:22:38] C.H. A.R. Trogues.
[04:22:41] Are you playing for a team though?
[04:22:42] Give me a second here. Let me just, let me get this guy.
[04:22:44] Let me slash his ear. Let me see what he's doing in my chat.
[04:22:49] Hmm.
[04:22:52] This guy's a fucking 14 month sub.
[04:22:58] If we lose the game, I might go as a shorter.
[04:23:00] We have to win.
[04:23:01] Let's go.
[04:23:02] Let's do this, boys.
[04:23:03] Run, play, run, play, run, play.
[04:23:04] Lock in, lock in, boys.
[04:23:05] I never used a big guard before.
[04:23:06] This is bad.
[04:23:07] Oh my God.
[04:23:10] Nice X.
[04:23:11] X, go over, right?
[04:23:12] You're go over.
[04:23:13] Yeah, I'm a favorite mode of NCO.
[04:23:14] All right.
[04:23:15] You know, I'm going to show you what a team player is,
[04:23:17] but I'm tired of people distracting my name.
[04:23:19] Jump.
[04:23:20] Nice.
[04:23:21] Come on boys.
[04:23:22] I kinda like this car, I don't know what it's like.
[04:23:26] I got a few Xs.
[04:23:27] Yeah, X is gonna be here.
[04:23:29] Nice X.
[04:23:32] Wow.
[04:23:32] Oh, X!
[04:23:33] Oh my god, X!
[04:23:35] Oh my god, that's what you do!
[04:23:37] That's what you do!
[04:23:38] My asshole XGC, but no loo.
[04:23:41] Why?
[04:23:42] That's what you do!
[04:23:43] That's a straight line.
[04:23:45] Holy...
[04:23:46] Nice X.
[04:23:47] They got it in one.
[04:23:49] I need a jungle go.
[04:23:50] I'm not gonna...
[04:23:54] What the fuck is that car?
[04:23:56] You just gave him the juice.
[04:23:59] Why have you got the bang bus?
[04:24:01] It's the worst car.
[04:24:06] I'm just testing it out.
[04:24:08] I'm on that. I'm on that ass. All night.
[04:24:13] I'm on that ass.
[04:24:15] What?
[04:24:17] Why do you have a fucking boss?
[04:24:20] Cause I'm playing big, I'm big now.
[04:24:22] Cause he needs something to ca- oh here we go.
[04:24:24] Nice, nice, nice.
[04:24:25] Get one up.
[04:24:26] Ah, nice!
[04:24:27] Oh my god.
[04:24:28] That was a nice hit.
[04:24:29] Here we go.
[04:24:30] I'll keep it in for you guys.
[04:24:36] Over the metal, over the metal.
[04:24:37] No, not over that.
[04:24:38] Oh, I could have had that.
[04:24:45] Nice!
[04:24:47] Yeah, I'm gonna...
[04:24:48] Ow!
[04:24:49] Good shit, Axe.
[04:24:51] Step on that.
[04:24:53] That's back on in, we're chillin'.
[04:24:55] Way over, way over.
[04:24:57] Pitching out.
[04:24:59] Nice run.
[04:25:00] Run, that's all you, baby.
[04:25:01] Nice run!
[04:25:02] That's all you run.
[04:25:03] Try run.
[04:25:04] I got it, I got it.
[04:25:05] Oh, beautiful area.
[04:25:07] Over the middle, over the middle!
[04:25:09] Nice!
[04:25:10] Nice pinch.
[04:25:11] Back wall, back wall.
[04:25:13] That's all me bitch
[04:25:19] My god run that's beautiful to me as well
[04:25:27] Nice try though
[04:25:33] Man in my chat, what does that mean?
[04:25:35] The ball would have been so...
[04:25:37] I'm about to deal with that.
[04:25:39] The idea was good.
[04:25:41] The ball was going to have 120 knots an hour.
[04:25:43] It was so fast.
[04:25:44] Like you should have seen that last minute.
[04:25:45] It was busted.
[04:25:46] X, if I may, I think you were going for a flashy effect.
[04:25:49] You know what I'm saying?
[04:25:50] You were going for a high ball.
[04:25:52] Alright, I think that was a good one.
[04:25:54] They're calling me a lawnmower cameraman.
[04:25:58] Yeah, don't worry.
[04:25:59] Ron, don't worry about that.
[04:26:00] They're trying to get in your head, dude.
[04:26:01] It's playing great.
[04:26:05] Why are people tapping one? What happened?
[04:26:13] No! Ron!
[04:26:15] Hey, Ron!
[04:26:17] Hello, son!
[04:26:21] I'm going for an aerial, I'm going for an aerial.
[04:26:28] What am I good for?
[04:26:30] What am I good for?
[04:26:32] Everything. Lock in, Ron.
[04:26:34] it out boom thank you nice oh my god jigsie how did you punch it that far
[04:26:49] I have repeated big heart
[04:26:51] No I missed that, I missed it
[04:26:53] Little penis big heart
[04:26:55] Come on then
[04:26:59] Whoa, that guy's got height
[04:27:01] That's that shit
[04:27:03] Oh nice pinch
[04:27:05] Open it up, open it up
[04:27:07] That's me!
[04:27:09] That's all you baby?
[04:27:11] Yes! No!
[04:27:13] Fuck!
[04:27:15] It's still up there
[04:27:47] I got this!
[04:27:47] Almost!
[04:27:50] You're not lagging.
[04:27:53] Go!
[04:27:54] Get out!
[04:27:55] Lodge!
[04:27:55] No!
[04:27:56] Okay, go panic.
[04:27:58] Go panic.
[04:27:59] We don't panic, we can make it.
[04:28:00] Everyone panic!
[04:28:02] Everyone panic!
[04:28:03] I'm getting D-D-Dogs.
[04:28:06] Yeah, you're doing a payment now.
[04:28:09] Thanks to you, good?
[04:28:09] Go panic.
[04:28:10] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
[04:28:11] We go up in it.
[04:28:11] We have to do this.
[04:28:13] Yes, I agree.
[04:28:14] Come on jinx is our analysis of 1v3. Come on
[04:28:22] You can do this nice
[04:28:26] No, they're just
[04:28:44] That was a clutch we needed that
[04:28:50] No, that's crazy
[04:28:57] We've got to win for him come on
[04:28:59] It's up to y'all it is up to y'all rock getting beat up. There's a will. There's a way
[04:29:14] Uh oh.
[04:29:16] That's so bad.
[04:29:18] This is bad.
[04:29:20] Cut it out.
[04:29:22] Uh oh.
[04:29:24] Wait, I'm coming back. I'm coming back. Let it drop. Let it drop.
[04:29:26] Nice. Good job boys.
[04:29:28] We can do this. We can do this. We can do this.
[04:29:30] I'm back.
[04:29:32] Nice touch.
[04:29:34] You're welcome.
[04:29:36] I got it.
[04:29:38] I got it.
[04:29:40] Nice. Nice.
[04:29:44] punch up punch up punch up beautiful Jinxie beautiful thank you that's it
[04:29:49] that's it
[04:30:05] easy game
[04:30:14] I told you I was gonna win, bruh. I told you I was gonna win today.
[04:30:19] Guys, actually reset my app because I think I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna argue my shit.
[04:30:23] Yeah, reset it, man.
[04:30:25] I'm on Xbox, bro.
[04:30:26] An app? Wait, you're streaming off Xbox?
[04:30:29] What? Yes, bro.
[04:30:30] What?
[04:30:31] Why?
[04:30:32] What the fuck?
[04:30:33] What the fuck?
[04:30:34] Oh, dude, you're via PC.
[04:30:36] Chad, I swear to you, you have a PC.
[04:30:38] That smells so bad.
[04:30:40] Bro, what?
[04:30:42] Oh my showers. No, I don't know what it is. Okay. No, bro, I love Xbox but I don't think it's
[04:30:51] be honest, be honest, who's better. The PS5 or the new Xbox? Whatever the fuck.
[04:30:56] No, they're both bad. Yeah, it's a PC, like.
[04:30:59] X-USD hates console. I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm gonna be honest with you.
[04:31:03] Xbox 360 is better than PS3. Xbox One was worse than PS4.
[04:31:07] Just how Xbox turn off. Oh shit classic. I don't have
[04:31:14] Back in the day back in the day used to be called the connect
[04:31:17] Wait, how do I get X in here? I'm just gonna say I phones better than androids
[04:31:30] You didn't make this up here. Thank you. Let me say this bro. Um as a team
[04:31:34] I love that last game. We look great bro. Yeah, I'm right. Look right pull up
[04:31:42] X you'll work bro on the defensive line
[04:31:46] Calling me that drink the Y's they call me by these days
[04:31:53] Pretty good there fellas
[04:31:55] I brought in we were a team name lucky. I think we all did good. I think well
[04:31:59] They're good proud of all y'all boys. Thank you. So getting glad or what what do y'all think we got?
[04:32:04] How many more plates with seven more?
[04:32:06] Where's my food?
[04:32:07] We have to plot or what?
[04:32:11] Who's delivering my food, bro? Please.
[04:32:13] No, fuck no.
[04:32:15] No. Hell no.
[04:32:17] Absolutely not.
[04:32:18] What I want is...
[04:32:20] No, no, we can plot for sure.
[04:32:22] That's what I'm about.
[04:32:24] Okay, we haven't beat plot yet, though, to be fair.
[04:32:26] We've only beaten gold so far.
[04:32:28] What kind of car is this?
[04:32:30] What kind of fucking car is this?
[04:32:32] it's a
[04:32:39] it's a octane
[04:32:42] is that fake laugh?
[04:32:45] oh no
[04:32:48] you're only laughing at fake my balls smells like shit joke
[04:32:52] and uh...
[04:32:55] you're not cool enough to be on those files buddy
[04:33:01] Wait, go back to the one- go back to where you just had it, Ron. Go back to the one.
[04:33:05] Now edit that and just- just put the part where he says that he's on the files.
[04:33:08] Wait, Ron, what is the name of that car, bro?
[04:33:11] Deanda.
[04:33:13] Deanda?
[04:33:13] Deanda, my fuckin' balls, fuck you.
[04:33:16] Let's play, bro, ready up.
[04:33:18] Okay, who's the name of that car?
[04:33:21] What is the name of that car?
[04:33:22] Do you mean who's not ready? This is the party. Leader has to party. Go.
[04:33:28] Guys, stop letting-
[04:33:29] If it's- if it's not a party.
[04:33:31] It's a party, we're having a fun time.
[04:33:33] Wait, the dragon's on it?
[04:33:35] What do you do with the soccer ball, bro?
[04:33:37] Don't call it soccer, it's football.
[04:33:39] You kick it. Come on, bro, kick him out of the lobby.
[04:33:41] Guys, do you guys want to do our placement?
[04:33:43] We've got seven more.
[04:33:45] Yes, sir.
[04:33:47] Of course.
[04:33:49] Why is my car so shit?
[04:33:51] What is this?
[04:33:53] I don't know.
[04:33:55] It makes the shittiest sound ever.
[04:33:57] What's this sound?
[04:34:01] boom that's why I do I'm bumping them I'm bumping them about to bump oh what I
[04:34:09] needed you up there boys nice shot that's a screamer I'll save it
[04:34:13] excuse me no it was brown why them that's not good but not great what am I
[04:34:29] What am I doing? What am I doing?
[04:34:30] Nice save, nice save.
[04:34:31] Everything else, you know, I think that's like booking.
[04:34:34] This is good.
[04:34:35] Come on, bro.
[04:34:36] Lock in.
[04:34:37] I got demoed.
[04:34:38] All right, get away from me, dude.
[04:34:39] Nice X.
[04:34:40] Get up there, boys.
[04:34:41] Any aerials?
[04:34:42] Oh, I just got blown.
[04:34:43] I got blown.
[04:34:44] Clearance.
[04:34:45] Nice X.
[04:34:46] Great work, man.
[04:34:47] Oh, I'm getting bumped.
[04:34:48] I'm going to set it to the middle.
[04:34:49] Setting it to the middle.
[04:34:50] No, that's just way too fast for them to react to that.
[04:34:51] Well, that's not my problem, bro.
[04:34:52] Bad bump.
[04:34:53] Setting it to the middle. No, that's way too fast for them to react to that. Well, that's not my problem, brother.
[04:34:58] Bad, man. It's awkward, awkward, X is awkward.
[04:35:02] Yeah, he's a spectator.
[04:35:05] Boom! Oh, we put it in, X! We put it in, X!
[04:35:08] Let's go, we did it, we did it!
[04:35:10] Let's go! Oh, just, and the power of friendship! Come in!
[04:35:14] I'm gonna activate gamer mode, bro. I'm turning on my real mic. I'm tired of you guys just talking to me.
[04:35:19] X I'm not gonna lie a lot of people said you're
[04:35:24] Listen, I'm gonna play back and I'm gonna get the ball. Okay. I'm done fucking around
[04:35:30] We asked
[04:35:35] I played it
[04:35:40] Now I
[04:35:43] Got it. I got it. I'm pumping them
[04:35:45] Nice I got it again I got it again
[04:35:48] I got it again I got it again
[04:35:50] I got it again I got it again
[04:35:51] No, I got it again
[04:35:53] I got it again I got it
[04:35:55] I got it again
[04:35:56] We have no definite whether it's a whip or a flat
[04:35:58] Huh?
[04:35:59] Yeah I got it
[04:36:00] What?
[04:36:01] I don't know what you're saying
[04:36:02] Three good dude
[04:36:03] Off the golf
[04:36:06] Oh good shot
[04:36:07] I'm not going for that
[04:36:08] Somebody go for that
[04:36:09] Get it out I'm back
[04:36:10] I go I go I go I go
[04:36:11] Over the middle
[04:36:12] Oh
[04:36:13] I
[04:36:18] Made it
[04:36:20] Fake nice try nice try. I wanted to fake it out. So actually get it. I hate my garbage there
[04:36:32] Good
[04:36:35] Bro demo me one more time
[04:36:37] but they know w they need to take that out of the game seriously it just
[04:36:44] reduced the streets like mine boom that's how i do oh fuck me
[04:36:51] it's okay don't worry we're doing good shit for my fucking people at home i got
[04:36:56] you guys oh don't go i'm walking over the middle
[04:36:59] act over the middle act i got it i got it i got it
[04:37:02] ex i was gonna give it to you but i got it defense defense we've got a defense
[04:37:05] it was nobody's back no way oh no he just enjoyed it was going to that's
[04:37:18] what's up that's good what am I doing wrong chat like that I'm trying my best
[04:37:22] here but it is gotta get it out please you gotta be confident remember we got
[04:37:29] excellent about that that's it that that's gonna go for it yeah yeah yes you
[04:37:32] I'm trying to test as much shit as you can.
[04:37:35] You feel me?
[04:37:39] X, get the fuck off of me!
[04:37:41] Yo, your car is so shit we lose aura.
[04:37:43] You need to take a shit off of that.
[04:37:45] You don't need to lose aura.
[04:37:46] When I am aura.
[04:37:47] Watch this.
[04:37:48] Immune it, immune it, brother.
[04:37:51] What is that car that you have, Ronald?
[04:37:55] Don't worry about it.
[04:37:57] Guys, we gotta get out of our half, dude.
[04:37:58] Fuck, we're lollygashes, I hit it.
[04:38:00] Yeah, we re- nice, Jinxie.
[04:38:31] Oh my god.
[04:38:33] I ain't trolling around man.
[04:38:36] I got it out.
[04:38:38] Clearance?
[04:38:39] Boom. Got it out.
[04:38:41] Pass it over. Pass it over Ron.
[04:38:43] Open up, open up, open up.
[04:38:47] I'm back, I'm back, I'm back.
[04:38:49] Yep, nice axe.
[04:38:50] God, good set.
[04:38:51] Fuck!
[04:38:52] I can follow him.
[04:38:53] We need 15 seconds of defense, I'm dead.
[04:38:56] No!
[04:38:57] Greek! Oh no!
[04:38:58] Oh no!
[04:38:59] Oh no! Oh no!
[04:39:01] I'm on EU! I'm on EUPING!
[04:39:04] Don't touch me!
[04:39:06] I'm sorry.
[04:39:08] Wait, that was the only thing you could have done that would give off.
[04:39:12] Oh no.
[04:39:13] You know what you're doing?
[04:39:15] Oh no! Oh no!
[04:39:17] Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
[04:39:19] We literally had it now!
[04:39:21] No! No!
[04:39:23] Great!
[04:39:25] I
[04:39:32] Six seconds
[04:39:50] Sorry guys
[04:39:55] I feel like I'm carrying a little bit.
[04:40:02] I think I hold boots and do one jump and I late late the
[04:40:06] professorial. All right first things first. Ron get the fuck out of that car
[04:40:11] bro. Is it actually my car? No it's not that it's your car it's just when we load
[04:40:16] in they're immediately gonna know we're not good. I'm not gonna lie.
[04:40:20] Maybe Octane or Fennec?
[04:40:22] Ron, not that car. Octane or Fennec?
[04:40:25] I want to play with this car. Let's play.
[04:40:26] No, we're going to look like shit, bro. We're going to look like shit.
[04:40:29] We got to at least look good.
[04:40:30] At least look good, bro. Octane or Fennec?
[04:40:33] Ron? Octane or Fennec?
[04:40:35] Oh, this is nice.
[04:40:37] You want to go in with that car?
[04:40:41] Okay, I got it.
[04:40:42] That's the car you want to go in with.
[04:40:44] So guys listen we lost it's easy to get defeated right now, but we outplayed them the entire
[04:40:57] game we just had a mental breakdown in the last 10 seconds so all that happened we got
[04:41:02] to play better.
[04:41:07] You're the problem Jitzy.
[04:41:08] Appreciate it.
[04:41:09] I feel like who's?
[04:41:10] I don't know I feel like we're playing pretty good.
[04:41:13] That's what I'm saying as a team we have three wins and one loss
[04:41:16] I'm not even gonna count that last loss because we won we won brother was 10 seconds left
[04:41:21] We have a little bit of a mental breakdown. It happens dude. I feel like this game's got a very nice soundtrack pretty well done
[04:41:27] Yeah, I think it has the best soundtrack besides maybe Minecraft
[04:41:32] Minecraft has a good soundtrack to minecraft
[04:41:34] Terraria is pretty good. What else?
[04:41:37] Did I ever one time?
[04:41:39] Dude, this is actually a core memory.
[04:41:42] Dude, I was high on weed and I ended up greening out and I couldn't sleep because I was anxious,
[04:41:48] so I just played a 10 hour video of the Minecraft main menu music and I went to sleep.
[04:41:53] Holy aura.
[04:41:54] That's what I did when I went to go to sleep.
[04:41:56] You smoke weed?
[04:41:57] So you smoke weed?
[04:41:58] No, I used to smoke weed.
[04:41:59] That's so tough.
[04:42:00] I'm going to start smoking weed because Jinx started smoking weed.
[04:42:03] How about you go, just don't smoke weed then.
[04:42:05] Just don't smoke weed then.
[04:42:06] No, I want to smoke weed.
[04:42:07] Have you ever smoked weed before once when I was way younger. I don't smoke weed anymore
[04:42:11] That's dude. I can't even imagine what that is like
[04:42:14] I mean, that's you should do a geek stream, right? I'm gonna do one this week. I think yeah, but what does that tell to the youth though?
[04:42:22] Yeah, that is bad, but it's funny
[04:42:26] Sunday anyway, bro, look I would tell everybody
[04:42:29] We should do a drugs mukbang.
[04:42:31] Come on.
[04:42:32] At least one time in your life, you should get high.
[04:42:35] There were a bit of drugs every now and again.
[04:42:37] Yeah, just to get like locked in with it.
[04:42:39] Yeah, you should see this in another.
[04:42:41] That's mad.
[04:42:42] Cocaine or something there, isn't it?
[04:42:44] It's still bad, I should make sure.
[04:42:46] Just to make sure it fucks you up.
[04:42:48] You know what I like?
[04:42:49] Give me like, misinformation.
[04:42:50] Yeah, you have to give me some.
[04:42:51] Do your own research, shit.
[04:42:55] Get your sources from yourself.
[04:42:57] So.
[04:43:27] Oh god
[04:43:32] I'm not gonna miss it. You go, you go, you go.
[04:43:34] Sorry X, sorry X.
[04:43:37] I'm gonna play golly, I'm gonna play golly, I'm gonna play golly.
[04:43:39] No, no, no, no, no, I got to.
[04:43:41] Nice X.
[04:43:42] Am I wrong?
[04:43:43] I had to have any boost, otherwise I'd have been sick.
[04:43:49] One X, that's all you.
[04:43:51] I rebound, I'm here.
[04:43:52] Oh, I just missed it. I had to clip it a certain way.
[04:43:55] I got a foot on it. Wait, wait, wait.
[04:43:58] Yes. Oh, yeah.
[04:44:00] Going inside there. It's all good.
[04:44:02] Upshot.
[04:44:07] Got it. It's going to come back.
[04:44:08] No.
[04:44:10] That's really better.
[04:44:11] Go on.
[04:44:19] I suspect I'm going to play.
[04:44:21] I'm going to play.
[04:44:23] I'm going to play back.
[04:44:24] back get out x nice oh bitch bitch I tried I just missed it fuck that's bad
[04:44:32] get out please save me nice for us
[04:44:36] I got them all I got them all
[04:44:38] missed it oh yeah
[04:44:40] we gotta get a net run you okay
[04:44:42] got it run
[04:44:44] he said get out of the net I got it and then he goes there get a net like you
[04:44:49] You can't make this happen.
[04:44:52] That's all you X. Nice.
[04:44:53] I'll put that one up again.
[04:44:56] Nice X.
[04:44:57] Fuck man, I had too much fun.
[04:44:58] I got it, I got it though. I was there.
[04:45:00] Nice Greek!
[04:45:01] I was there for you.
[04:45:02] What is he doing?
[04:45:03] That's me and you.
[04:45:04] That's good.
[04:45:05] Look at this pass.
[04:45:06] Beautiful pass.
[04:45:07] I'm like a map bang.
[04:45:09] What is Ron doing, bro?
[04:45:12] He's doing drugs probably.
[04:45:14] You convinced him.
[04:45:15] Yeah, he actually hit the MTS dude.
[04:45:18] He hit the DMT Jesus!
[04:45:20] I like that! I like that!
[04:45:24] No, you didn't lag. You had tongue-tongued support in your face.
[04:45:28] Guys, lock in!
[04:45:30] Please lock in!
[04:45:32] Be an extra walking overtime over here.
[04:45:34] Nah, that's my task.
[04:45:36] No, no, no, you...
[04:45:38] You had those...
[04:45:40] bumping into each other.
[04:45:42] Lock in, boys.
[04:45:44] Lock in, boys. Come on, this is easy win.
[04:45:48] Oh man get that X. Go over that table. Come on run. Nice good job on.
[04:45:58] All me. All me. Nice jinkzy. Yeah.
[04:46:01] They get really aerial. X get that baby. No, I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna.
[04:46:08] Good boy. Ah. Fun. Get it out boys. Get it out. Get it out.
[04:46:12] I got this. I got this. Bang. Bang over their heads.
[04:46:16] Wow, that's it!
[04:46:19] There's your position, Jim.
[04:46:20] Guys, we have to score now. Like, there's no option.
[04:46:23] I missed it, I missed it. Somebody's got to get that. He's dribbling on us.
[04:46:26] Run! Run! Why is your car not moving? What the fuck?
[04:46:30] I'm out of gas!
[04:46:32] What?!
[04:46:33] Nice save, X! That was a really good save.
[04:46:35] I ran out of gas!
[04:46:38] What? One of our teammates is eating!
[04:46:40] This guy, this guy, this guy's got to take it out.
[04:46:44] Classic. Oh, I missed.
[04:46:46] get this x nice
[04:46:51] oh my oh my oh my
[04:46:58] x get up there you got this nice nice touch I'm here with you I'm here with you
[04:47:03] x like a man nice area oh jeezy holy shit yes holy shit you're doing
[04:47:11] Yeah, who's now?
[04:47:12] Yes, yes.
[04:47:13] Somebody get over there.
[04:47:14] Got it.
[04:47:14] Go ahead.
[04:47:15] Oh, pinch backwards.
[04:47:16] So you get out of there.
[04:47:17] Point me.
[04:47:18] Nice.
[04:47:19] Run, focus, run.
[04:47:20] They're really the ones.
[04:47:23] Man, that was good, that was good.
[04:47:25] There's a lot of positivity in my chat right now.
[04:47:29] Get it up there, boys.
[04:47:30] Out.
[04:47:31] We're going to be able to get that one.
[04:47:32] Just punch it up, punch it up, punch it up.
[04:47:33] Punch it up.
[04:47:34] We're going to play it now.
[04:47:35] Punch it.
[04:47:40] Bang.
[04:47:40] Nice, Ed.
[04:47:41] Go for it, go for it, go for it, go for it.
[04:47:42] It's the eggs.
[04:47:43] Open the middle.
[04:47:44] My bad.
[04:47:44] Open the middle.
[04:47:45] Oh!
[04:47:45] Open the middle!
[04:47:46] Dude.
[04:47:47] Ed, what the fuck?
[04:47:48] How are you dying, man?
[04:47:49] Brother, the guy misses the ball.
[04:47:51] I was going for a counter there.
[04:47:52] I can't find the ball.
[04:47:53] Oh!
[04:47:54] Stop.
[04:47:54] Fucker.
[04:47:56] Jixi, jixi.
[04:47:58] So you nice to save, good save.
[04:48:01] I'm on that, I'm on that.
[04:48:07] Oh.
[04:48:08] Oh, there I am.
[04:48:08] There's a clear counter.
[04:48:09] Oh my god, that's beautiful.
[04:48:10] Who did that? Who just did that?
[04:48:12] Guys, we got 5 seconds to score.
[04:48:13] Come on. Over the middle.
[04:48:15] Yes! Run!
[04:48:17] I'm not gonna touch it.
[04:48:18] Brother, run! He's not moving!
[04:48:21] Hitting dick as always.
[04:48:23] Go X!
[04:48:30] Oh my god, X.
[04:48:31] We gotta get to the level.
[04:48:33] Wait a second.
[04:48:37] Clear it.
[04:48:38] Get back in D.
[04:48:39] get back to the defense. Defense boys.
[04:48:43] That's good, good job then.
[04:48:47] I can't. Kick it up, kick it up.
[04:48:51] I don't want to touch it too hard. Okay, okay.
[04:48:55] Fucking roll everybody. I told everybody.
[04:48:58] Oh no. No, no. We got to play defense. Defense, defense, defense boys, defense.
[04:49:02] I got it, I got it, I got it. Get it out boys.
[04:49:05] Oh no, no, no, no.
[04:49:07] I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. Oh my god. That's so close.
[04:49:15] Absolutely good shot. That was a really nice try. Take a minute. Take a minute.
[04:49:19] If they throw the ball too high, if you fall back, I got it.
[04:49:23] I don't believe it. I'm trying to get to it, but it's like...
[04:49:27] Hit it out, boys. Nice kill. Nice touch.
[04:49:31] I need to suck down on these fools.
[04:49:35] That's you!
[04:49:37] I'm Rwanda.
[04:49:38] Oh man!
[04:49:38] I'm fucking it, fuck it!
[04:49:40] Not that you have to break it, you're our best player.
[04:49:44] Uh oh.
[04:49:45] Sorry, boys.
[04:49:46] No!
[04:49:47] No!
[04:49:47] No!
[04:49:49] Oh my god.
[04:49:49] I'm freaking trafficin'!
[04:49:53] We're gonna get soaked.
[04:49:56] Oh my god!
[04:49:59] Oh, I actually gotta get soaked.
[04:50:01] Yo guys, you blame me for everything and then when I do a goal, it's like oh you're so good.
[04:50:06] I'm not reading this chat anymore, I can't.
[04:50:09] You rammed my dick all day.
[04:50:11] I did it, so next time I'll play back, bro.
[04:50:13] I told you I'll play goalie if you don't mind.
[04:50:15] I'm really trying, bro.
[04:50:16] You guys are like bullying this fucker.
[04:50:18] You're doing good.
[04:50:20] Who are you reading?
[04:50:21] You're reading the ghost, so you're doing fine.
[04:50:23] I've got voices in my head.
[04:50:25] But Ron, you weren't like eating in the middle of that.
[04:50:27] Yeah, I'm not eating.
[04:50:29] a piece
[04:50:36] This is my right placement
[04:50:38] They're saying karma for breaking rule one. Let's not do that again. I I agree
[04:50:43] But I don't think we should because I think if we break rule one that's because I don't have the rest of all
[04:50:47] Errol master get so that's what I did. So I did that because I can't do the both things at the same time
[04:50:52] No, actually you're playing phenomenal. I have to say
[04:50:54] Everybody's playing like everywhere. We're all right. We're all ourselves. We are we are like flat in fours
[04:51:01] Which is gonna get again more than a meta. We're harmonizing a bit better as well
[04:51:06] When we are there in front of it
[04:51:09] I want two days to commit to the ball, right and talk to one another and one to just go for demos
[04:51:14] If the ball goes all the way out, I have it anyway
[04:51:18] Act like we don't act that you don't ever go back or rotate it. I have the back just fucking send it
[04:51:24] Ron, are you even...
[04:51:26] I'm not listening.
[04:51:27] Ron, what are you... you're just eating, bro.
[04:51:30] Well, now that you're...
[04:51:31] You're not listening... you gotta listen to the colors.
[04:51:34] Fuckin' it, big time.
[04:51:35] Listen, gochis right, bro.
[04:51:37] What are you eating? A burrito or something? A burrito?
[04:51:39] Oh, he's eating orange chicken.
[04:51:41] Ooh, that sounds delicious, Ashley.
[04:51:43] Gochis right now.
[04:51:44] It's too bitter.
[04:51:45] Bitter chicken would be honey... honey says I need chicken.
[04:51:48] Maybe Ernie or...
[04:51:50] Ernie.
[04:51:51] Mosquit.
[04:51:52] All right
[04:52:07] Crickets we just lost the three gold ones in a silver three. This is
[04:52:14] One of them is doing fucking easy exclamation like it is guys way higher rated and now that's where we force
[04:52:19] Yeah, what the fuck is that about I don't know
[04:52:22] How about we do this? You know, Jigsie, I didn't know you could use the aerials now. You did a couple cheeky... cheeky aerials there.
[04:52:28] Yeah, that was good. That was good. I'm a cheeky bloke. I'm a cheeky guy.
[04:52:32] How about we break the ice, man? What's everyone's focus? What's everyone happy about in life?
[04:52:37] I'm happy when you're quiet.
[04:52:39] Um...
[04:52:41] Happy... I'm happy because I'm playing with the league with my friends.
[04:52:46] Happy hands.
[04:52:47] Same as I did with Gagan.
[04:52:48] No, I'm not. I'm here. For God's sake.
[04:52:50] There.
[04:52:52] Holy s*** you snitched on him so fast.
[04:52:54] Yeah like what's wrong with you?
[04:52:56] I need your rock! I need your rock!
[04:52:58] I need your rock!
[04:53:00] I can't be proud of you.
[04:53:02] Open the nose! Open the nose!
[04:53:04] I think you're mad though.
[04:53:06] That's a- oh my god X!
[04:53:08] I almost-
[04:53:10] Oh that was almost-
[04:53:12] I tried it, I didn't have-
[04:53:14] Wait, is that in? Oh my god!
[04:53:16] It's right on!
[04:53:18] Do you like it?
[04:53:50] I'm on this sorry are you guys so much better than me like I'm just really
[04:54:03] trying and I can't like can't keep up with me like I'm chasing the ball too
[04:54:11] much that's fine you should be a little better for your voice though
[04:54:19] oh nice hex well you just chipped over two people's heads
[04:54:28] oh my god X nice nice boys good good
[04:55:34] I
[04:55:39] Guess what again if anybody can come into that
[04:55:44] I
[04:55:50] Mean out of control, I'm literally flying through it right now. I keep it up. Keep up in the air
[04:55:54] I think I have to slow down as long as you don't concede and I think we should play extra
[04:56:04] passive dude.
[04:56:05] We're up to one.
[04:56:06] Play extra passive.
[04:56:07] Oh my god that was beautiful save.
[04:56:12] Nice run!
[04:56:13] Stay on it Ron, stay on it.
[04:56:18] play way better this game on.
[04:56:20] Yeah.
[04:56:21] The touch case.
[04:56:23] Come on it.
[04:56:24] Come on it.
[04:56:25] Come on it.
[04:56:26] Yeah.
[04:56:27] That's good drink.
[04:56:29] That's powerful.
[04:56:30] I tried.
[04:56:31] I'm not gonna play.
[04:56:32] I'm not gonna play.
[04:56:33] I'm not gonna play.
[04:56:34] You did save our ass, bro, and that.
[04:56:37] Wow.
[04:56:38] I mean, I mean, I'm playing in six players.
[04:56:42] I didn't know.
[04:56:44] I swear I didn't know.
[04:57:17] That was the greatest redemption I've ever seen.
[04:57:19] That is a shit wrong.
[04:57:21] OK, so you could play this all the time?
[04:57:23] Like, what are you doing?
[04:57:24] Lock in.
[04:57:25] You could do this all the time, bro.
[04:57:26] Come on, come on.
[04:57:28] You're so locked.
[04:57:30] Oh, come on, man.
[04:57:31] Come on, man.
[04:57:31] Come on, man.
[04:57:32] Super fake, super fake, yeah.
[04:57:33] That was a good thing.
[04:57:35] Guys, we've got to get back, we've got to get back,
[04:57:36] we've got to get back.
[04:57:37] I'm back, I'm back.
[04:57:38] We've got to get back.
[04:57:39] Us soon.
[04:57:41] What's up?
[04:57:41] My controller died.
[04:57:42] No!
[04:57:42] My controller died!
[04:57:44] Ah!
[04:57:46] xbox
[04:58:05] Ronald can you stop hitting me please sir
[04:58:16] Are we only allowed to just like a shoulder dive?
[04:58:18] I'm not even getting it.
[04:58:19] Wow.
[04:58:20] Do you- wait, you use batteries?
[04:58:22] Yes, bro.
[04:58:23] Why?
[04:58:24] You should put a fresh bed before the start of the stream.
[04:58:26] Every stream.
[04:58:27] Lock in.
[04:58:28] I do, but I forgot.
[04:58:29] I didn't charge them.
[04:58:30] I'll go ahead.
[04:58:31] Wait, rechargeable batteries in here.
[04:58:32] Main menu.
[04:58:33] Main menu.
[04:58:34] Bang!
[04:58:35] Oh, what a pincher!
[04:58:36] 300!
[04:58:37] 300!
[04:58:38] It's about an hour.
[04:58:39] Big time.
[04:58:40] Clear that.
[04:58:41] Damn.
[04:58:42] Yeah, I sold y'all. Oh, nice nice. Not over yet though. No way. Oh, I'm getting bumped.
[04:58:56] Over over over. Yeah, by the window. Good. Fucking read on that, my god. Guys, something
[04:59:05] I
[04:59:17] Just said stable in G Jax
[04:59:35] Oh my god!
[04:59:36] We gotta get it out, boys.
[04:59:37] Get it out!
[04:59:38] Get out!
[04:59:39] Get out!
[04:59:40] Get out!
[04:59:41] Nice!
[04:59:42] Oh no, no, no.
[04:59:43] Nice.
[04:59:44] Nice.
[04:59:45] Nice!
[04:59:46] No, there's something in it easier than the speed on that ball.
[04:59:51] Guys, we gotta get the fuck out of here.
[04:59:53] We gotta get it out.
[04:59:55] Wow, I just know the g-
[04:59:57] You can-
[04:59:59] Ron, don't shoot the fucking ball.
[05:00:02] I'm making sure-
[05:00:03] Shut up! Stop backseat gaming!
[05:00:05] I'm in the net, I'm in the net!
[05:00:07] I'm fucking locked right now, bro!
[05:00:09] Oh, this is not it, this is not it!
[05:00:11] I'm sorry!
[05:00:13] Yeah.
[05:00:18] Okay, so we guys are gonna use us. I mean, this is just sad at this point.
[05:00:22] This is so sad.
[05:00:24] This is actually sad.
[05:00:28] How are you?
[05:00:29] Can we take the lane for that? We're gonna walk through everything.
[05:00:31] How did you manage to blame me every time I don't get it?
[05:00:35] DC eating and the same sloth dog and the same D-Dog and the battery.
[05:00:41] I mean he just got them all and then rocked.
[05:00:45] He's still eating his orange chicken.
[05:00:49] Oh hell no.
[05:00:50] I didn't even disconnect that game.
[05:00:51] I would have been 44.
[05:00:53] I would have still eaten food.
[05:00:54] He's still eating.
[05:00:55] How fucking fat is this Lord ball?
[05:00:58] I'm not eating.
[05:00:59] Fuck man.
[05:01:00] Guys, I'm gonna take blame. That is 100% my fault.
[05:01:03] That's not... I don't think we should blame each other.
[05:01:06] It's kind of like toxic.
[05:01:07] We should just take the L as a team.
[05:01:09] No, no, no, it's time to start blaming.
[05:01:13] Okay, it's just the slowest of these silver threes.
[05:01:15] Alright, that's my fault.
[05:01:16] I take blame.
[05:01:18] Oh, me 44, indeed.
[05:01:21] I take the wrong color wheels. Fudge me.
[05:01:24] Oh. Fudge it. Fudge it hard.
[05:01:30] Gotta clean it up. These guys are suck at their table. This is our actual silver is only if we just tell you down
[05:01:38] Just give it the balls. Can we lose this?
[05:01:40] Nice. Jinxy good touch. Get it. Oh my god, Jinxy
[05:01:46] Bang
[05:01:51] In there man, you guys always pass the ball back to me if you want to backwards up. I was like, yeah
[05:01:57] Sometimes yeah
[05:02:00] I swear, what a fucking shot out of you, BrodyGee.
[05:02:03] Can I get him?
[05:02:07] Nice!
[05:02:11] Oh, shoot.
[05:02:14] I'm gonna do it in the next.
[05:02:17] One goal doesn't matter.
[05:02:19] What happened on this one, guys?
[05:02:20] Look at this, look at this, look at this, look at this.
[05:02:22] I mean it.
[05:02:25] Are we fucking dead ass, Brad?
[05:02:27] Alright, we're just gonna get you.
[05:02:29] Sorry, sorry
[05:02:31] That would be like the only play that sorry you could make it there that would make a goal, but it's my ally
[05:02:36] Sorry
[05:02:50] Okay, then you're the fucking storm Jesus Christ
[05:02:55] Are you wrong
[05:02:59] Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god get it out of there get it out boys oh, no
[05:03:10] Oh
[05:03:13] No
[05:03:15] That was good for us though. I'll touch it. Don't touch it. Don't touch it. Okay. Go go go touch it. You ready?
[05:03:21] Yeah, yeah
[05:03:23] Nice touches center to see all me bitch area
[05:03:29] Oh my god that's down this
[05:03:35] Oh wait
[05:03:39] Fuck nice nice
[05:03:43] Ah no I got it I got it I got it I got it I got it
[05:03:47] Nice
[05:03:49] Well that's your the carry tonight baby
[05:03:51] No no keep them on me
[05:03:53] No no no I was talking to Larder
[05:03:55] Double wide porty hog and massive large slat kick ass.
[05:04:00] No!
[05:04:01] They're so annoying.
[05:04:03] What is a large order?
[05:04:05] A large order.
[05:04:06] A big boy that eats large.
[05:04:09] A honkers.
[05:04:10] Also used as a large boy.
[05:04:14] Fake two, fake two, fake two.
[05:04:17] That's a goal, bitch!
[05:04:19] That's a goal!
[05:04:20] Oh my god.
[05:04:21] Wait, hold on.
[05:04:22] Hold up.
[05:04:23] That's like Shaquille O'Neal
[05:04:26] No, it's like the Dwayne Maid LeBron
[05:04:28] Dwayne Maid LeBron!
[05:04:30] I did you too, I did you too
[05:04:32] Yeah, yeah, that's like the head of us, each other, the Patrick, right?
[05:04:35] Yeah, it was Dwayne Maid LeBron, bro
[05:04:37] It's like Squidlet and Patrick
[05:04:39] Me too
[05:04:40] No
[05:04:41] Over the window
[05:04:42] Over the window
[05:04:45] Yeah, we need to see the command
[05:04:48] Bro, start over committee for everything that's actually in that round
[05:04:51] Yeah, exactly
[05:04:52] actually over
[05:04:56] between the several get
[05:04:59] I have to get that side
[05:05:04] I got Kaboom
[05:05:07] Kaboom sablal
[05:05:10] my granny she got hit by a zuka
[05:05:14] You run through me. Yes. You cannot stop me. My units. Nice. I got this wall.
[05:05:35] over the middle to you. No, that would actually act for two. He actually
[05:05:39] spiked up. That is disgusting. Wow. He saved that out of there. Uh-oh.
[05:05:43] Oh, no. Good job, Q. Wow. Good. It's good. It's good.
[05:05:46] I'm fucking insane. I'm not gonna lie. Can you do it again for us? Yeah, yeah.
[05:05:51] Yeah. Jixi, take it all away. Yup. Take it to me. Take it to me. Take it to me. Take
[05:05:58] it to me. Take it to me. Right to you. Right. I got hit. I got hit for that. Wow.
[05:06:01] got it nice oh my god yes yes yes here we go I got it
[05:06:10] nice oh my god nice such as that fuck off you're gonna have to civilize the
[05:06:26] I got it. I got it. Oh my fucking god
[05:06:42] My name's Ronald stable Ronald
[05:06:53] I got blown up
[05:06:56] I'm back. Nice run. Somebody get a foot on that. No. Commit to that. Commit to that.
[05:07:05] It gets us in. 30 seconds. 30 seconds. Keep it out. Keep it out. Keep it out. 30 seconds.
[05:07:16] Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Turn. Nice run. Well done. Well done. Well done. Well done.
[05:07:25] Well done man.
[05:07:31] Nice mix.
[05:07:35] Oh my god.
[05:07:41] Oh my god.
[05:07:45] When nobody's eating and the controllers are disconnecting.
[05:07:49] I don't know if we're gonna get I think we're gonna get a champ probably then fuck it I
[05:08:09] I just want to let y'all know, bro. I'm having a lot of fun. I love you guys good
[05:08:14] That's what it's about having fun. Yeah, yeah a bit of friendship in one that you know what sometimes I wake up
[05:08:19] And I'm like damn. I don't got friends, bro, but look bro. I'm with all my friends right now
[05:08:23] Exactly
[05:08:28] Three more y'all three more three more we're gonna get we're gonna get um
[05:08:33] I'm not doing bad to be you as well. It's not really it's a little bit laggy
[05:08:37] I'm gonna score a hat trick for you, all right?
[05:08:47] Yeah.
[05:08:48] I'll put that on Greek's life.
[05:08:52] Let's do this shit.
[05:08:53] What the?
[05:08:54] Wait, wait, wait, wait.
[05:08:55] No, no, no, no, no.
[05:08:56] Oh my God.
[05:08:57] Oh, we're gonna have to get through the hat though.
[05:08:58] Don't worry about it.
[05:08:59] Oh my god, oh, we're gonna pick up your hat though. Don't worry about it
[05:09:10] They are it they are it
[05:09:12] Wait, so you're not supposed to break ever can someone tell me like no no you're back less slight
[05:09:18] But I feel like I won't just tell me not to break you can use the LB to power
[05:09:22] You shouldn't have to be there. Fudge
[05:09:29] I'm on that. I'm on that. Good, good hit. Oh my god, Jinxy. That was beautiful.
[05:09:34] I'm on that. Oh my god, Jinxy.
[05:09:37] I miss that X, is that you? Oh my god.
[05:09:41] I thought it was a tempered up one. No, no. We're good. We're good. Yeah, I'm playing great.
[05:09:47] Oh, nice. I'm on it. Fun. Good track, Ronnie. Looking fucking great now.
[05:09:53] I
[05:10:13] Yeah, you're 100% right
[05:10:23] That's on me though.
[05:10:28] Oh my god, reception!
[05:10:32] That was nice!
[05:10:35] You just dumped all over the fucking face with your boots.
[05:10:38] That's what you get.
[05:10:41] Taste that. Taste that.
[05:10:44] You're gonna taste that and you'll put me for the rest of your life, kid.
[05:10:47] Yeah, I'm gonna laugh.
[05:10:50] It's so cool to be GG man fuck
[05:11:11] Oh X please say VX
[05:11:20] Oh my god, you're actually mom's now. Thank you. Good shit
[05:11:35] That's you X. Oh my god, Ariel. Oh, that's a beautiful track
[05:11:43] However, son, I'm loaded and I'm locked
[05:11:46] I'm playing aggressive shit.
[05:11:48] I'm on the map.
[05:11:50] No.
[05:11:52] Come on.
[05:11:54] They're trapped.
[05:11:56] Good thing.
[05:11:58] Take a minute.
[05:12:00] I got all my guns.
[05:12:02] You're good.
[05:12:04] I can.
[05:12:10] I'm trailing.
[05:12:12] Get in there.
[05:12:14] I'm going to get it!
[05:12:16] Go get it!
[05:12:18] What's that we do?
[05:12:20] That's what we do!
[05:12:22] I picked, I picked, I picked
[05:12:24] Good job
[05:12:28] Bang! Tippy top
[05:12:30] Right now I'm saving my boost
[05:12:32] Going for boost, jumping and sliding
[05:12:34] And reversing
[05:12:36] Yeah also, shot placement
[05:12:38] Rolls
[05:12:40] Blocking
[05:13:12] you guys you guys like to see how they're all
[05:13:16] the middle of balls the middle of balls
[05:13:19] excuse me I'm not over there
[05:13:26] nice that's them though round it I missed
[05:13:31] that's you that's you that's you Jinxie that's all you baby I got it out boom
[05:13:36] Oh my god.
[05:13:38] Yeah, that was good.
[05:13:40] Good.
[05:13:42] Good job, X.
[05:13:44] Good job, X.
[05:13:46] Oh, nice try.
[05:13:48] I'm lucky, I'm lucky, I'm lucky, I'm lucky.
[05:13:50] I wouldn't be able to save him but I got hit.
[05:13:52] We all did well.
[05:13:54] And X did a beautiful save.
[05:13:56] We're out there.
[05:13:58] You got stuck in the corner.
[05:14:00] Come on guys, we can do this.
[05:14:02] Where's our rest?
[05:14:04] Please let me get it reboost to go plow that shit that lends that health.
[05:14:07] Boom! It's in there, in there side, in there side. Get up there boys.
[05:14:10] Get in there, get in there, get in there, commit to that, commit to that, commit to that, commit to that.
[05:14:12] In there boys. Nice try, oh nice try.
[05:14:14] Okay, that's a damn many four. I think I can't go first.
[05:14:20] Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, get it out Greek.
[05:14:22] I got it out, I got it out.
[05:14:24] Oh my god! X, you're actually...
[05:14:26] Oh my god, X.
[05:14:29] Nice X, oh my god.
[05:14:31] What am I doing?
[05:14:33] What am I doing?
[05:14:35] Come here, come here, come here, come here, come here.
[05:14:37] Oh, me baby.
[05:14:39] Got it, fun.
[05:14:41] Oh, we got it Rex.
[05:14:43] Get it out, get it out boys.
[05:14:45] No.
[05:14:47] Oh, no, no, no, no, we got...
[05:14:51] Holy fuck, he did a backwards save too.
[05:14:53] Dude, I'm gonna get him.
[05:14:55] Holy shit.
[05:14:57] Jixie, me and you need to do something.
[05:14:59] I
[05:15:01] Try to start full
[05:15:04] Shorted for all we gotta do is get one hit one hit one hit one hit. I agree
[05:15:09] One hit one hit one hit someone take it away
[05:15:15] No
[05:15:29] Look at this guy, he's holding it!
[05:15:31] Look, he hit it!
[05:15:33] He was hit too deep!
[05:15:35] Alright, now I'm gonna lock it!
[05:15:37] Lock it! Lock it!
[05:15:39] Lock it! Lock it!
[05:15:41] Go run! Go go go go!
[05:15:43] There's a small room besides me!
[05:15:45] Hold on!
[05:15:47] Oh my god, XS beautiful!
[05:15:49] This is cinema! This is cinema!
[05:15:51] Stay stay!
[05:15:53] I got it! I got it!
[05:15:55] No no, get back! Get back!
[05:15:57] Get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back!
[05:16:00] Everybody back! Everybody back!
[05:16:03] Oh my god, get back!
[05:16:04] No!
[05:16:07] Somebody need to give me a little ball and then we're just clowning and I can speed it.
[05:16:13] It's ball time.
[05:16:14] Yep.
[05:16:17] We're gonna-
[05:16:18] We're here.
[05:16:20] Tazza, Flaza!
[05:16:22] Yeah, we're getting it over guys. Like, 100%.
[05:16:26] Bro...
[05:16:26] I just can't get flicked in.
[05:16:28] Like, like, you get me behind the helmet.
[05:16:30] If I come into the ball and they didn't have control of it,
[05:16:32] and they split me, it's over.
[05:16:35] Two more.
[05:16:36] I think I uninstall this shit, bro.
[05:16:38] Two more, two more. Let's see what we get.
[05:16:40] Oh, they're calling me Ron Mower every five seconds.
[05:16:44] You did good.
[05:16:45] Yo, they're on the sidelines for a reason.
[05:16:47] You're in the spotlight.
[05:16:50] Because you are the goat, man.
[05:16:52] Holy aura.
[05:16:54] The light is too bright. You gotta assist, right?
[05:16:56] Yeah, bro, but the light is too bright.
[05:17:00] Just focus on the touch at hand.
[05:17:02] You are him.
[05:17:04] You're like the Kanye West is streaming.
[05:17:06] You are the Rodmower.
[05:17:08] Come on. Alright guys, we're doing good.
[05:17:10] We're doing good.
[05:17:12] You just called him Rodmower?
[05:17:14] Locked in. I'm gonna lock him.
[05:17:16] Win these decks too to get the ball.
[05:17:18] No laughing here. No laughing here. I'm gonna lock him.
[05:17:20] Ball goes left.
[05:17:22] oh my god you get to do that I do all I don't get to meet it
[05:17:28] it's a good ball
[05:17:32] it's a great ball
[05:17:34] oh my god
[05:17:38] yes!
[05:17:40] look at me mom
[05:17:42] mom look at me go
[05:17:44] I got it
[05:17:46] that's nice
[05:17:48] wow you are different
[05:17:50] you are different is this the one though Ron nice ex good job great
[05:19:06] I'm trying to escape.
[05:19:07] Deflect it, deflect that, he's raking.
[05:19:09] Oh, tried.
[05:19:10] I have to be given his full-on shot here.
[05:19:12] No, good.
[05:19:13] Stay with us here.
[05:19:14] Hold on, Matt.
[05:19:15] I'm all over it, X.
[05:19:16] Why am I so bad at area?
[05:19:18] Why?
[05:19:19] I'm demoing this kid.
[05:19:20] Hey, man, stop.
[05:19:21] That's the best of me.
[05:19:23] Clearance.
[05:19:24] Oh, let's let me talk for a minute.
[05:19:26] We gotta put more, we gotta put more dick into it.
[05:19:29] Hey.
[05:19:30] Hey, yo.
[05:19:31] No, for real, for real.
[05:19:32] Hey, yo.
[05:19:33] Get the dick into it.
[05:19:34] That's what I mean, man. That's what I mean.
[05:19:38] More of that.
[05:19:40] Over the middle?
[05:19:42] Game glitch, game glitch.
[05:19:45] What does that even mean?
[05:19:53] What's wrong with you guys?
[05:19:54] Yeah, I gained a glitch.
[05:19:55] I stole all my boost out of my lawnmower.
[05:20:02] That's a shot.
[05:20:03] Bang that's a shot bang
[05:20:06] That's right. That's right. That's right. It's one nil
[05:20:12] Me before me boy
[05:20:17] Oh
[05:20:19] Good catch. I got it. I got it
[05:20:26] I'm over the middle
[05:20:33] I gotta have a shot.
[05:20:35] I'm pumping, I'm pumping.
[05:20:36] Hey, why am I lowkey?
[05:20:37] I got it.
[05:20:38] Lowkey kind of good shot.
[05:20:40] Stay in, stay in.
[05:20:41] Yes, get in there, get in there.
[05:20:44] Fuck!
[05:20:46] I hate my area.
[05:20:50] Dude.
[05:20:52] You got to save us Ron.
[05:20:53] You got to save us.
[05:20:53] Nice, Ron!
[05:20:54] Good fucking shit.
[05:20:56] Watch out for me.
[05:20:57] There's a punch out.
[05:20:58] Full speed.
[05:20:59] Full speed up to the bridge.
[05:21:00] Got it.
[05:21:03] I got it.
[05:21:05] Nice, that's it, that's it, that's it.
[05:21:07] Oh my god, that arrow.
[05:21:09] That was almost a high.
[05:21:11] I had no idea.
[05:21:13] I was lost.
[05:21:15] I got lost.
[05:21:17] I got lost.
[05:21:19] Do that, Ron, do that, Ron.
[05:21:21] Nice, Ron.
[05:21:23] Wait, wait, hold up.
[05:21:25] Serious in the middle.
[05:21:27] Wait hold up.
[05:21:29] Serious in the middle!
[05:21:31] Yes!
[05:21:33] It's gonna be good!
[05:21:35] Here we go!
[05:21:37] Got you Trist!
[05:21:39] Good job.
[05:21:41] That's what I'm talking about.
[05:21:43] This guy is so fucking dog shit.
[05:21:45] Alright we win this, we got one more game.
[05:21:47] Come on.
[05:21:49] We'll get fucking flat dude, let's win out.
[05:21:53] Sorry X.
[05:22:25] What's up guys, it's a golf course. I'm sure it was going up. You're it
[05:22:30] I'm up to y'all up to y'all
[05:22:34] Yeah, go today. I'm in the first. It's all good. I'm trying to just play like
[05:22:44] They were an auto from the inside coming out of nowhere. Oh fuck
[05:22:48] I got the W, I'm not peeking there, I'm peeking in slow-motion.
[05:22:53] Yeah, that's it though.
[05:22:55] Let's go! Easy! Easy!
[05:22:57] Great! Great, you look like a fly and it lands on the window.
[05:23:01] I told you.
[05:23:04] Thank you, we're stable here, you win this.
[05:23:07] Well, guess what? You ruined my life.
[05:23:10] What? You ruined my life with every one of your viewers, every day when you go live.
[05:23:15] You know that?
[05:23:16] Okay calm down boys.
[05:23:18] Guys, love and positivity. We got one more game for Platinum.
[05:23:21] Wait, XUC, why do you like to be mean in front of our friends, bro?
[05:23:24] Like, you always, it's always when we're friends.
[05:23:26] You are mean to me, dude. You know, man?
[05:23:28] I'm gold one!
[05:23:30] No, you're a know man, not gold one.
[05:23:32] I'm gold one!
[05:23:34] Wait a minute, what's that?
[05:23:36] I'm gold one!
[05:23:38] Wait, how did you get ranked in fours if we... did you play one without us?
[05:23:42] Maybe I played like a long time ago.
[05:23:44] You mean playing with other friends? Are you serious?
[05:23:46] No, but probably. We sat together for three months, dude.
[05:23:49] We must have played one, maybe.
[05:23:52] Nah, I didn't. I didn't.
[05:23:54] Someone and I...
[05:23:55] Did I cheat on them?
[05:23:56] No, that was just kind of weird.
[05:23:58] Weird.
[05:23:59] No, I'm not playing. I'm not answering no more.
[05:24:02] Maybe I'm about to out on the chat. I don't know. Sorry.
[05:24:05] I cheated on my friends. I don't know.
[05:24:11] Okay, we just beat four Silver's, so if we win this, we'll probably get...
[05:24:15] That was Silver, I can't believe that was Silver.
[05:24:19] Bro, the thing is though, like...
[05:24:21] What is it?
[05:24:22] I feel like even if there's a big ranked disparity in fours, there's not going to be that much of a golden correction
[05:24:26] because there's not that many goals in fours to begin with.
[05:24:28] Do you know what I mean?
[05:24:29] Like, I feel like if four spots played four Silver's, it would be three to zero, literally.
[05:24:33] How about we just...
[05:24:34] It was so rare.
[05:24:35] What if we... what are the odds that our first rank is SNL or whatever?
[05:24:38] Is that a chance or not possible?
[05:24:39] It's SNL.
[05:24:40] It's not possible that that's a fuzhumur skit. I'm being serious
[05:24:45] What is the SNL?
[05:24:48] SSL bro at Ron SSL supersonic
[05:24:52] Supersonic
[05:24:55] Supersonic
[05:24:57] Placement match right lock the fuck in let's go. Oh, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Good stadium here. Great stadium
[05:25:03] This is like, uh, a switch-like league, right?
[05:25:05] He's sure he's like, dude, jigsie destroyer.
[05:25:08] I'm gonna say it to...
[05:25:09] I'm gonna say it, and never get any mad at him.
[05:25:11] SNL was never funny.
[05:25:13] What?
[05:25:14] Sure, I mean, you're not wrong.
[05:25:16] What are you talking about?
[05:25:18] Bro, you might not just have that knock at a humor, dude.
[05:25:22] Bro, SNL was like, crying out of the sand.
[05:25:27] Over the middle?
[05:25:28] Mainland?
[05:25:29] Greeting like SNL because it was...
[05:25:31] okay they make fun of the UK
[05:25:41] we're cut
[05:25:46] oh my god that guy's moving who's kevin 7 he's moving who's giving bacon bro I
[05:25:54] I think these guys are perfect.
[05:25:56] That's not true, but we're better.
[05:25:58] They suck. They suck.
[05:26:00] We definitely have more rats to get enough.
[05:26:02] Somebody's named Jinxie Destroyer.
[05:26:06] Yeah, I think I know Jinxie.
[05:26:08] I have no clue.
[05:26:10] No way.
[05:26:12] Disgusting.
[05:26:16] We need to get a job.
[05:26:18] Somebody needs to plow that.
[05:26:20] I was trying to get it around, I was trying to get it around, I was trying to get it around.
[05:27:16] where GG is now that's where you are bro please stop calling me GG
[05:27:20] my name's Greek
[05:27:23] no please come back and set a team language
[05:27:24] I'm just beating your gamertime
[05:27:26] you were where he was what if we just come back right now on Smurfs we'd be
[05:27:30] we can't bro the chow the chow would put w's bro we didn't sell shit i don't
[05:27:34] like that how's his soul is three minutes jimsy lock in it's three minutes
[05:27:38] and we're doing own goals fuck dude that's not what a team player does
[05:27:43] holy debbie down there
[05:27:57] nice x that's fucking beautiful x you are the god of all gaming you are the god of all gaming
[05:28:07] nice and fucking
[05:28:13] that
[05:28:15] case of his own medicine he spent second second one G
[05:28:20] G
[05:28:21] so a G with the greatest
[05:28:23] full we lost in it
[05:28:25] now I'm ready no more top
[05:28:27] now I'm actually think we have a chance
[05:28:29] alright look at that some other guy though look at him
[05:28:31] yeah
[05:28:32] he's dope shit
[05:28:33] oh god
[05:28:35] oh
[05:28:37] oops
[05:29:09] There's a wrong there's a Dale
[05:29:19] What I did I need some committers there man. I don't know
[05:29:25] I need two minutes for great minutes two minutes for great
[05:29:31] That's your touch
[05:29:33] Nooo!
[05:29:36] X is sort of mimicking that one.
[05:29:38] Wait, over the middle!
[05:29:44] Nice X!
[05:29:45] Let's go kill.
[05:29:49] No, good job X, good job, thanks.
[05:29:52] Do this fucking bitch bug me!
[05:29:56] Nice, oh no.
[05:29:57] Good touch, Jakes.
[05:29:59] That was not the best way towards this.
[05:30:03] nice get it out I have no boost we've got to get an equalizer right now no way
[05:30:15] such a shot over shooting
[05:30:25] I'll cringe. I'll cringe.
[05:30:27] I mean...
[05:30:29] Ambulator's dead.
[05:30:31] I got him! I got him!
[05:30:33] Open! Open! Open!
[05:30:35] No, you guys double jumped out.
[05:30:37] That would have been nice.
[05:30:39] No, I trolled. I trolled.
[05:30:41] You have to put up my nose.
[05:30:43] That's a good one.
[05:30:47] Nice. Well, I'm certainly moving.
[05:30:51] Clear this shit. Clear this shit.
[05:30:53] We need MVP fall easy, we need MVP fall easy!
[05:30:57] Guys, don't send it!
[05:30:59] You need to plow with it!
[05:31:02] It's not over.
[05:31:04] It's not over, it's not over.
[05:31:05] Please, please.
[05:31:06] We need it, we need it now.
[05:31:08] Oh my god, we need it now.
[05:31:10] We need it now!
[05:31:14] Fine, we can still get gold. Let's do that.
[05:31:16] I'm the jinxy destroyer, by the way.
[05:31:19] I'm the jinxy destroyer.
[05:31:21] We can still get no fucking friends lords.
[05:31:24] What did you guys get?
[05:31:25] I'm silver three now?
[05:31:27] Oh my fucking god.
[05:31:29] What are you?
[05:31:29] What are you?
[05:31:31] Oh my god.
[05:31:32] I'd better not say it.
[05:31:35] I'm sorry.
[05:31:36] You left.
[05:31:36] Oh, Jinx, you got off.
[05:31:38] What did he mean to disconnect?
[05:31:46] I'm never playing for you.
[05:31:47] You see?
[05:31:47] Is that the most right?
[05:31:49] I'm never playing for us again.
[05:31:55] Wait, look, you can see me on the screen still.
[05:32:05] Guys?
[05:32:06] Yeah?
[05:32:07] Anybody, um,
[05:32:19] Well, I think that's how the river floats a boat on its toad what it's called that's a saying is that how that goes
[05:32:29] But did you just leave the cool
[05:32:31] I can do this like this. Dude,
[05:32:38] that's actually good.
[05:32:39] Alright, well, I had fun y'all.
[05:32:41] That's what I had actually fun.
[05:32:43] See y'all soon.
[05:32:45] Yep.
[05:32:47] Wait, thanks.
[05:32:49] That was fun.
[05:32:51] Okay, how far?
[05:32:53] Lace!
[05:32:55] How far is the OSCS house from here?
[05:32:57] Cause I have to leave at 7.30, I've gotta go, I've gotta put my phone back at the last night.
[05:33:04] I've gotta fucking leave.
[05:33:06] I've gotta go back.
[05:33:08] 15 minutes.
[05:33:10] LIFE!
[05:33:13] Shut up, Zatami W-
[05:33:17] Shut up!
[05:33:19] Shut up!
[05:33:21] Goddamn, smack my ass, shut up!
[05:33:24] Fucking hot out.
[05:33:27] Goddamn.
[05:33:29] Lates!
[05:33:39] Bro, I've had a towel under me check, and it's soaking wet.
[05:33:49] He's in the bathroom.
[05:33:57] Dude, I smell so bad right now. I hate my life.
[05:34:01] How's everyone's day today, bro?
[05:34:03] Mom, she's my game to just chatting. How's everyone's day today?
[05:34:10] Do you guys like me?
[05:34:13] Be honest, do you guys like me?
[05:34:21] Bro, I like you guys a lot, bro.
[05:34:23] I actually think I actually think I love you guys to be honest
[05:34:31] Yeah, it smells like a lot of poop, so I'm sorry. How far is the house from here?
[05:34:40] You sure it's a 15 so if we leave right now we'll get there
[05:34:49] So let's go wake us up switch
[05:34:53] They're good. They're good.
[05:34:58] Well, my buddy, you know, you don't understand, Lays. I'm talking about my assful smells like fucking cheddar cheese.
[05:35:07] No, I don't want to. I don't want to. No one's gonna do it. No one's gonna take it out of me. It's not happening.
[05:35:23] Stop putting that cheddar cheese emo to my chat, bro.
[05:35:30] Let's go, bro.
[05:35:33] LeBron's outside right now.
[05:35:35] Can you tell LeBron to make the TV a little faster, then?
[05:35:39] I mean, you just got to just do it, yeah, bro?
[05:35:41] Thanks.
[05:35:47] Aiden Ross praises Nicki Minaj and said he'd love to do a shroom or hurt.
[05:35:51] I'm on Twitter right now
[05:36:06] No, that's not me, bro
[05:36:11] There's no guys Epstein did not buy my headset. This is a different headset you fucking idiots
[05:36:21] At age of 13 stable and all those hockey crews taking off who the fuck is go spark. I
[05:36:28] Don't give you fucking permission
[05:36:37] Bros doing the same exact thing he did in the charity match fuck you yo yo I hate this
[05:36:45] Ready
[05:36:49] Yeah
[05:36:51] I'm not kidding, do you smell my butt from here or not?
[05:37:01] Nothing here, no.
[05:37:02] Bro, I'm not kidding, I got to like.
[05:37:07] It's so bad, I'm gonna kill you my ass, it's so bad, it's disgusting, I'm serious, alright
[05:37:27] shall we?
[05:37:28] Shall we?
[05:37:29] I'm doing no thought, look at me bro, I'm like literally, this is how much of a fucking
[05:37:35] stream I'm a guy here bro
[05:37:40] even dare to try to shut my door yeah fucking
[05:38:05] If I wonder if we need the address, no, I'm Google OSCS house on Google.
[05:38:12] Here we go.
[05:38:15] Open up OSCS house on Google.
[05:38:20] Stay on the web.
[05:38:23] Here we go.
[05:38:26] Wait, it's 26 minutes?
[05:38:48] There's traffic.
[05:38:51] I don't know if I could go
[05:38:57] I think it's because we're detecting it's on the hill, but I don't know if I can go if it's 26 minutes. I can't go
[05:39:05] Do you how long it takes?
[05:39:06] Why I'm 15 you said 15. Yeah 15 to 20 plus a little more. That's what I said
[05:39:13] I really said that when you're upstairs depends on what time you go
[05:39:16] 15 plus 10 plus a little bit some more I could be 15 it could be 20 or a little
[05:39:21] more so that's what I said he did what I said depends on time in the morning why
[05:39:29] would you say 15 plus 10 plus a little more what why don't we're getting plus
[05:39:33] 10 I said 15 or 20 plus a little more that's the same thing 15 to 20 plus a
[05:39:39] little more that is leaving room to add up to 26 minutes
[05:39:43] Oh, I can't go!
[05:39:45] I can't!
[05:39:47] I mean, are you sure? It's gonna be really electric there. There's a lot of content.
[05:39:51] I think we should go.
[05:39:53] God, it's gonna be fucking a movie when we get there.
[05:39:57] Where you going, Will?
[05:39:59] It's a content town.
[05:40:01] What the fuck is that?
[05:40:03] They're gonna see, bro.
[05:40:05] I thought you were getting in your car.
[05:40:13] You could have the segment of me and Gilbert and Saeed sitting in the ladies room watching you
[05:40:21] Yeah, it's a movie we've been watching you all day downhill is your what my life going downhill
[05:40:27] It was and then you decide not to get in your car
[05:40:31] Why is the pool green they painted the bottom green to add a great effect
[05:40:35] Well, GG's chat, I can't go.
[05:40:42] Fuck.
[05:40:49] What are you doing there, Alex?
[05:40:51] What are you doing?
[05:40:52] Watching you?
[05:40:53] Brother, watch this sick guy's OCS party.
[05:40:55] He's gonna be in the...
[05:40:56] Wait, when are you guys doing OCS?
[05:40:57] What are you?
[05:40:58] Later today.
[05:41:00] Oh, today?
[05:41:01] Tonight?
[05:41:02] That's what they have inside?
[05:41:03] right actually on his bed the DJ's gonna be sitting on ladies man in the litter
[05:41:08] wait they're doing that tonight? no they're not doing shit! so that's what they said they're gonna do
[05:41:13] yeah that's what they're gonna try to do well I'll tell you they're gonna try to do that too
[05:41:16] I mean I'm just checking you use the title as this Mr. Make It Happen
[05:41:19] I don't give a fuck
[05:41:21] what's he gonna do when not only one shows up? it's not your body
[05:41:24] what do you mean it's not one?
[05:41:26] it's definitely his body
[05:41:27] I'm definitely gonna call the only one and just walk the house yes I am
[05:41:30] Okay, don't end yet.
[05:41:32] You can slide. Mr. Make-It-Haven.
[05:41:34] Don't do that.
[05:41:38] Mr. Make-It-Haven.
[05:41:40] What's the party for?
[05:41:42] They said back on the way party.
[05:41:44] Oh, so who's invited?
[05:41:46] Nobody did.
[05:41:48] I don't know.
[05:41:50] I'm gonna be sitting here calling the other one.
[05:41:52] You're working.
[05:41:54] Both are gonna get a phone call.
[05:41:56] You can't do that while on the job.
[05:41:58] all the job. That's how you can. I know you can't. And I'm here to send me like a what
[05:42:07] should they look like? What is that? What's the best scene? What should the actor be like?
[05:42:11] These people, it's the flip-flop scene. You're gonna hurt a scene? Huh? You're gonna delete his
[05:42:15] hug? No, I'm on the team. That's not bad. I'm over playing some people. I'm not gonna be a part of it.
[05:42:26] That is dumb. I cannot go. It says 30 minutes away. I'm not going.
[05:42:31] Dude, you're a critic?
[05:42:32] Yes.
[05:42:33] Because it's traffic right now? It's unreal.
[05:42:35] What?
[05:42:36] It's...
[05:42:38] What?
[05:42:39] Unreal indeed.
[05:42:40] Did I say the word?
[05:42:41] No, do I look like I've lost anything?
[05:42:43] No, no.
[05:42:45] How?
[05:42:46] Dude, I was told this was a good one, bro.
[05:42:48] You need to just grind. Don't bounce.
[05:42:51] Don't show results. Just grind and let people notice the results.
[05:42:54] Don't show your days.
[05:42:56] Why don't I see anything?
[05:43:02] There was also a loading. It hit so much more when people just noticed.
[05:43:10] Bro, I'm so confused.
[05:43:14] I barely ate it. All I ate was that.
[05:43:17] How?
[05:43:18] What did you eat?
[05:43:19] The chicken with rice.
[05:43:20] That's good, though.
[05:43:21] How much do you weigh now?
[05:43:22] I don't weigh a lot. I'm just a lot fat. I like weigh like 155.
[05:43:28] Yeah, but you're a fucking child.
[05:43:32] You will go away.
[05:43:34] Stay strong.
[05:43:39] I figured out it was Panda Express.
[05:43:42] Yeah, Panda Express. Is Panda Express bad for you?
[05:43:44] Yeah.
[05:43:45] How?
[05:43:46] Look up. Look up. Look up how much...
[05:43:48] How much calories in Panda Express?
[05:43:52] Uh, 2 orange chicken, 2 orange chicken, white rice.
[05:43:59] Sorry about the whole thing.
[05:44:00] 2 orange chicken.
[05:44:01] The orange chicken is not good for you.
[05:44:02] Yeah, it's bad.
[05:44:03] How is chicken?
[05:44:04] Sodium ton.
[05:44:05] Hydrogen coconut water is working.
[05:44:08] What was it?
[05:44:09] 500 calories, 820 milligrams of sugar.
[05:44:14] Yeah.
[05:44:15] 500 calories.
[05:44:16] You're gonna have to cook it, man.
[05:44:17] This game?
[05:44:18] Yeah.
[05:44:19] I can tell you.
[05:44:20] You weren't like, you're scamming yourself.
[05:44:22] Oh.
[05:44:23] Oh my gosh.
[05:44:24] Wait, so what, what right?
[05:44:26] Should I throw myself, throw myself out?
[05:44:28] Wait, you should drink water and watch what I say to them.
[05:44:32] You go on the run.
[05:44:34] Yeah, go on the run.
[05:44:35] You just drink out, you just drink out.
[05:44:36] Maybe you could run to those.
[05:44:37] Yeah.
[05:44:38] Put them sort of fast.
[05:44:39] That's like, you know what I'm saying?
[05:44:40] To press the water.
[05:44:41] I want to lose weight.
[05:44:42] You will.
[05:44:43] You just, you know what I'm saying?
[05:44:45] It's not an overnight super hero.
[05:44:48] Four nights.
[05:44:49] Am I the doggy?
[05:44:50] If you didn't eat orange chicken,
[05:44:51] it just made you stay doing it.
[05:44:54] Like, there's no problem after that one.
[05:44:56] Dad, one meal?
[05:44:57] Yes.
[05:44:58] There's no way.
[05:44:58] Four days?
[05:45:00] You gotta be mocking me.
[05:45:01] You're telling me once that orange chicken
[05:45:03] ruined my four meals.
[05:45:04] That is insane.
[05:45:05] How did you not just eat a salad with like chicken,
[05:45:07] or with grilled chicken?
[05:45:08] What did you not eat then?
[05:45:09] That's what we had today.
[05:45:10] There's zero.
[05:45:11] Why did you not eat that?
[05:45:12] Why did you have orange chicken in your arms?
[05:45:14] Because I didn't want to eat that for you.
[05:45:15] It's probably like fried rice, right?
[05:45:17] It was normal white rice.
[05:45:17] It was white sea white rice.
[05:45:20] I'm just saying, like.
[05:45:21] Wait, so I completely just,
[05:45:23] oh my gosh, so that's four days gone.
[05:45:25] I can't go back.
[05:45:26] I don't think like all of the progress,
[05:45:26] that's definitely gonna help you at all.
[05:45:28] It doesn't help you.
[05:45:29] You just did, you just plateaued for the day.
[05:45:31] So today was pretty much just,
[05:45:33] you just wasted time for it.
[05:45:35] You still go hard on your gym since then.
[05:45:36] I'm not in a way.
[05:45:37] No, you shouldn't have put it.
[05:45:38] I just did four days and I just ruined every one day.
[05:45:40] I'm just like, wait, I'm not really sorry.
[05:45:42] I'm serious.
[05:45:43] It's just so sad.
[05:45:45] You're not losing anything, but if you're trying to like, you know...
[05:45:50] I don't remember.
[05:45:55] This ain't Doug who's funny.
[05:45:57] Yeah, I'm talking about...
[05:46:03] Ron, you're good. You're still in deficits.
[05:46:06] You're a fool.
[05:46:07] Guys, I'm not going to the house all the time.
[05:46:10] You know what I realize?
[05:46:12] Bro, I have to stop reading chat completely.
[05:46:13] I think I'm looking to stream, I think I'm going to try to do it, but I don't read chat at all.
[05:46:17] I'm serious.
[05:46:18] You would lose your mind.
[05:46:20] I don't think you could make it.
[05:46:21] You would probably lose.
[05:46:22] I don't think you could.
[05:46:24] I would say I have to do it, but I'll leave your chat decides to remove way too much.
[05:46:27] Yeah.
[05:46:27] You'd let them.
[05:46:28] Hell no, they're a bunch of losers.
[05:46:32] But these guys are actual losers.
[05:46:34] Talk about it, they don't think they're close to it.
[05:46:35] They're not reading chat, it's funny.
[05:46:36] I just realized I'm part of the chat.
[05:46:38] You have to realize that everyone here wants to be me.
[05:46:41] That's the name.
[05:46:43] Me?
[05:46:46] I don't know.
[05:46:47] It says Europe Puppet.
[05:46:49] It says you.
[05:46:52] I find the juice key.
[05:46:54] I find two different types of juice keys.
[05:46:56] Yeah, my chat, you don't have to tell them to put you.
[05:46:57] They just kind of do it.
[05:46:59] That's why you're such a good chat.
[05:47:01] What does that mean?
[05:47:02] Every other person.
[05:47:03] Every chat.
[05:47:04] That's normal.
[05:47:05] No, a lot of people are like, oh, put Keqwa or LOL
[05:47:08] chat to type LOL.
[05:47:09] Type Omen.
[05:47:11] If I take all my fives, I'm like, oh, bro.
[05:47:14] Just fucking let your chat do it.
[05:47:16] Not a lie.
[05:47:16] You look like a good chat, because most of them
[05:47:18] just type in emails.
[05:47:20] You don't want to see niggas with like apprehensions.
[05:47:22] So stop saying that word, bro.
[05:47:24] I'm dead serious.
[05:47:26] I don't like hearing that, bro.
[05:47:27] It makes me uncomfortable.
[05:47:32] Like, bro, you're just all typing in LL.
[05:47:35] Yeah, bro, it's annoying.
[05:47:36] I miss seeing it.
[05:47:37] I miss seeing, like, LL.
[05:47:39] Just no, just letters.
[05:47:42] Like emojis, it's just fucking emojis.
[05:47:46] I like when you check like the emoji mode
[05:47:48] and not like emo mode, that's like the best time.
[05:47:51] Emoji mode is the way better.
[05:47:55] What does that mean?
[05:47:56] Like when they're just talking emojis,
[05:47:57] like emojis from their phones.
[05:47:59] Yes.
[05:48:00] Yeah.
[05:48:01] Chad, if you're on the windows and you hold down
[05:48:03] the windows key and you press period,
[05:48:05] you get emoji board.
[05:48:06] So now you can type emojis in front of those.
[05:48:09] Oh, they're saying excited no tweet.
[05:48:13] Yeah, bro, they say it every two minutes.
[05:48:21] Holy emojis.
[05:48:23] Everyone's talking about unique emojis.
[05:48:29] They're the first time I've done it.
[05:48:35] Oh my god, this is actually peak.
[05:48:37] It's not, bro.
[05:48:40] See, you want your chat to have happenings.
[05:48:42] Bro, it's just like, look at them, bro.
[05:48:44] They just...
[05:48:45] Oh, I thought you're gonna peel box them in.
[05:48:47] No, but what if somebody...
[05:48:49] Okay, you're gonna read like...
[05:48:51] You'd rather have a moment to edit than somebody falling in the chat.
[05:48:54] No, I'd rather have people like type real questions and like...
[05:48:57] Like, actually be talking it, bro.
[05:48:59] Like, do you see this shit?
[05:49:01] Like, you look at this.
[05:49:03] This is crazy!
[05:49:05] So you just ask a question and it just went past.
[05:49:09] Look, there's another question.
[05:49:10] Why are you asking that?
[05:49:11] I just saw the emoji of two guys kissing
[05:49:13] and they got banned.
[05:49:14] I don't know.
[05:49:20] Why are you canceling?
[05:49:21] I don't know.
[05:49:23] They said, why are you fat?
[05:49:24] I read them.
[05:49:29] And that became my favorite phrase.
[05:49:32] Okay, I'm gonna be honest with you.
[05:49:35] I think I popularized cat looking sideways again.
[05:49:39] And I think I ruined the whole Twitch with that.
[05:49:42] I think all farming is good though.
[05:49:45] No, bro.
[05:49:45] I was the first person to be like cat looking sideways,
[05:49:48] and I really knew.
[05:49:50] It's the fucking emo that's used too much now.
[05:49:52] I like that one.
[05:49:54] No, there's so many versions of it, bro.
[05:49:55] But, yeah, you're like.
[05:49:59] I like the guh, the alien one.
[05:50:02] That one's good.
[05:50:04] I'm not hot, bro. I'm gonna do a day where I just don't read. I swear to God.
[05:50:17] Why don't you just delete all your things?
[05:50:19] Hey, you know what? I'm not gonna delete 7TV.
[05:50:21] I'm taking 7... I'll log. Disabled 7TV on my channel right now.
[05:50:25] I'm not kidding.
[05:50:27] So, actually, see stuff up here in your chat.
[05:50:30] I'm calling you a dork.
[05:50:33] I'll add the lead 7 TV for right now. Turn it off disabled. particles look like skizone.
[05:50:44] Actually that's going to be good because it's going to be better twitch TV in months.
[05:50:49] It's a better TV class.
[05:50:53] Please take a minute.
[05:50:57] It has to change to de-moordinates.
[05:51:01] Oh, wait, come on.
[05:51:04] Well, this other guy's not really that sweet.
[05:51:08] I'm about to piss myself off.
[05:51:13] Can I go turn it off?
[05:51:14] I was saying, I was putting speed bait in there.
[05:51:18] Yeah, I can.
[05:51:19] If she is out, she'll go away.
[05:51:21] I'm serious.
[05:51:22] Yo, go to Incognito and look at my channel.
[05:51:26] Go to Incognito. Go to Newtown.
[05:51:31] I just look at my cat.
[05:51:36] Yo.
[05:51:37] Yo.
[05:51:38] That's actually just fucking nothing.
[05:51:41] This is what an average mobile user is saying.
[05:51:46] Kill that boy.
[05:51:47] I didn't know that's what the emote's called.
[05:51:52] That's insane.
[05:51:53] I'm just telling something, whatever bro, just keep the emails to whatever I can't.
[05:52:01] It's like, what do I even do? Am I too far? Am I going to be like fix this shit?
[05:52:07] No, we're here.
[05:52:11] I guess it's, they just, all they do is email.
[05:52:14] Maybe you should pick like a twitch email to like pop your, pop your email.
[05:52:18] I did bro.
[05:52:19] Which one was it?
[05:52:20] Hell you know.
[05:52:21] No, I popularized everything. I don't care. Do you need my credit card?
[05:52:25] No, I'm saying like an OG Twitter.
[05:52:27] Bro, LUL, I did.
[05:52:30] No, let's speak back to my heart.
[05:52:32] No, that's how far I've been.
[05:52:34] I brought back the Illuminati Triangle.
[05:52:41] I like, I think the next one we bring back is Cool Cat.
[05:52:44] Oh, that was a, that was a banger.
[05:52:47] Yeah, Cool Cat's pretty good.
[05:52:50] At least nobody's fan-dressed into the sleeper anymore.
[05:52:55] Some of you need to be more aware of the brain, cool cat.
[05:52:58] Look at the chat, look at that.
[05:53:00] You remember back then, everybody was just fan-dressed into the sleeper?
[05:53:03] I've never seen that, like, once. Cool cat?
[05:53:05] Yeah, because that's the cat.
[05:53:07] Yeah, that one right there.
[05:53:08] What is that, I think?
[05:53:09] If you're feeling cool, put a cool cat.
[05:53:14] It's like the EDCE emo. That could be the new EDCE emo.
[05:53:17] I remember when everybody was standing knock.
[05:53:20] Ooh, that was in there.
[05:53:22] Yeah.
[05:53:23] My ass stinks so bad.
[05:53:24] When are you gonna get a go at any of them?
[05:53:26] I don't know.
[05:53:27] I can't even call right now.
[05:53:28] You should...
[05:53:29] Let me call like for a right now.
[05:53:31] What are you gonna call?
[05:53:33] Yeah, I can't see.
[05:53:36] Get this Roblox shit out of here.
[05:54:06] Holy, holy.
[05:54:08] Well, if they're all left on us, I'm gonna take the chance.
[05:54:10] What they all stare me as she is.
[05:54:14] I feel like you just actually had to do it.
[05:54:16] No, I'm not reading anymore.
[05:54:18] I'm done. I'm not reading, Jack.
[05:54:20] I'm not reading.
[05:54:22] I'm not reading.
[05:54:24] I'm not reading, Jack.
[05:54:26] I'm not.
[05:54:28] I'm not.
[05:54:30] I'm staring with my life.
[05:54:32] I'm not.
[05:54:34] Do you want to go another day?
[05:54:37] No, I don't care.
[05:54:38] Roblox cheer. Roblox cheer. Roblox cheer.
[05:54:44] Alright chat, today we're going to do some cool shit, bro.
[05:54:47] Let's go.
[05:54:56] Nice.
[05:55:04] I'm not reading, I'm not reading this shit, I'm not reading this shit, I just don't care.
[05:55:17] I just don't care, bro.
[05:55:22] I'm so mad, I actually don't even want to know.
[05:55:29] I don't want to know.
[05:55:31] Don't even hit that me, don't do anything, bro.
[05:55:35] I realized that, like, my biggest problem is that I gave power to the chat too much.
[05:55:39] I let them control everything.
[05:55:41] And that's why I fucked up.
[05:55:44] So I'm gonna take the new role, I'm gonna fix this.
[05:55:49] Step one is just don't read it anymore.
[05:55:53] Create my own chat in my head.
[05:55:54] Bro, imagine, you know right now I'm thinking they're typing?
[05:55:57] Bro, I love Ron.
[05:55:59] LOL.
[05:56:00] amazing this is the greatest streamer bro I'm not even kidding my whole
[05:56:04] dynamic I should be the chain like that's why I'm just imagining it now I'm
[05:56:07] just like they're probably typing like W's like you're the greatest I'm telling
[05:56:12] you bro it changes your outlook I'm like happy right now I'm like deadass happy
[05:56:20] I want to buy a real gun and I'm gonna go into the city with it good dude this is
[05:56:26] You know this makes me want to do it makes me want to join the like army. I want to get a cyber
[05:56:36] Do I want to be a cyber
[05:56:41] Should I join the army?
[05:56:43] Well, I'm just just dropped out there for a few years come back here jack the shit you have army
[05:56:53] No taking out people like they have a gun imagine fucking
[05:56:58] Shooting back at you, bro. I'm not even kidding
[05:57:04] You just have armor, I don't know
[05:57:09] I'm so tired
[05:57:11] I feel like I overworked myself.
[05:57:15] Shash, shash, I take a break.
[05:57:19] For the type of you.
[05:57:21] I'm not gonna tell you what the type of you I like.
[05:57:23] I probably type in yes, right?
[05:57:25] I'm just saying, holy shit.
[05:57:27] Oh, here's a message actually.
[05:57:29] No, I don't want it. I don't want it. I actually could probably feel it.
[05:57:31] I feel it right now.
[05:57:33] You've been killing it last month. You're doing amazing.
[05:57:35] Can you see my phone?
[05:57:37] I thought you were saying we were reading the chat.
[05:57:41] Is it cracked?
[05:57:45] Oh my god, no it's not cracked.
[05:57:49] But oh my god there's a bullet in there. Oh my god he's going to just kill me.
[05:57:53] It's not? Oh my god it's not.
[05:57:57] I swear I got it man. Did it crack?
[05:58:01] It looks cracked. Oh my god it looks cracked. It didn't crack. Are you sure? I'm serious.
[05:58:05] Look at the preview. It still looks perfectly normal.
[05:58:09] Oh my god, oh god boy shot it straight at the lens. I know
[05:58:20] Wait, how did a book
[05:58:26] Yeah, what's up, Yugi
[05:58:39] Drunk and we all
[05:58:52] How many more show it up
[05:59:09] So I'm probably not going to be able to stream for a little long and he's in the room right now
[05:59:15] You see I didn't hear the party was where's it gonna be
[05:59:22] It sounds like it's gonna be lit right you should throw that party
[05:59:26] No, no, you should throw it you can throw it throw it
[05:59:30] Yeah, yeah, you should throw that party. I'll guide you to throw that party. It's gonna be a rager
[05:59:33] I'm gonna throw this mobile because bro I'm trying to get liars right?
[05:59:36] Facts, facts, you know Project X?
[05:59:38] Bro you should make it, you should try to make it bigger than Project X, do you ever saw that movie?
[05:59:42] Bro yes, but you don't know how to do it.
[05:59:44] All the projects by this, bro.
[05:59:46] Oh my god.
[05:59:47] Wait, I got, I got you, you all just post your address right now to make it more than, hold on.
[05:59:51] Oh my god, no, bro, chill, chill, bro.
[05:59:54] You only can get on and do other party for a girl.
[05:59:56] No, it's all in Google though, all the CSS, if y'all want to pull up.
[05:59:59] No.
[06:00:00] It's gonna be a fucking house party.
[06:00:02] Yo, what's up, it's Don't Shake Brain, happy to be in Lazy Room, so if y'all wanna pull up, y'all gotta just let me know, okay?
[06:00:08] Alright, bro, I'm gonna get back to work.
[06:00:11] Alright, buddy, I see you today.
[06:00:12] Ah, peace.
[06:00:13] I can't believe a bullet just came out of that.
[06:00:15] I think there's another one.
[06:00:16] I cannot believe a bullet just came out of that!
[06:00:20] Oh! Another one!
[06:00:22] I didn't even feel like it. I don't feel like we should have that stuff.
[06:00:25] There's no way, right?
[06:00:27] How is there...
[06:00:29] I don't see a mark at all.
[06:00:34] No, I can't believe I've bulked in on that.
[06:00:38] There's no way there's more in here, right?
[06:00:40] Bro, how is there ammo in...
[06:00:44] It smells like that up there.
[06:00:47] I'm so confused.
[06:00:51] How is there anything in here?
[06:00:54] So if you were in the army you would have just shot your teammate squarely just...
[06:00:57] Oh yeah.
[06:00:59] Well in the army I'd be like this.
[06:01:04] I'm ready to be deployed.
[06:01:06] See you in enemy.
[06:01:19] Stop! I'm gonna get in the face!
[06:01:24] I don't know how it's choosing when it's choosing.
[06:01:28] I gotta close my chapter.
[06:01:29] I'm not reading this shit, huh?
[06:01:30] I gotta close this shit.
[06:01:31] Yo, I'm not getting this shit so much better.
[06:01:36] Yo, I'm serious.
[06:01:37] It's just so much better.
[06:01:38] Yeah, I bet.
[06:01:39] Because you don't have to see a bunch of retards.
[06:01:40] Type me an opinion and no one cares.
[06:01:41] No, I'm not.
[06:01:42] Yeah.
[06:01:43] You know what I'll read?
[06:01:44] I'll only read my notifications here.
[06:01:45] Let me get rid of this.
[06:01:46] Only read a thousand giftings.
[06:01:47] No, I'm just gonna read notifications.
[06:01:48] No, I'm not.
[06:01:49] Hold on.
[06:01:50] Hold on.
[06:01:51] Hold on.
[06:01:52] Hold on.
[06:01:53] There you go.
[06:01:54] Yeah, they were three months.
[06:01:56] Uh, Gigi.
[06:01:57] Or George.
[06:01:58] Excuse me.
[06:01:59] Bro, this feels so much better.
[06:02:00] I'm not kidding.
[06:02:01] There's nothing in here.
[06:02:02] What are you screaming?
[06:02:03] Yo, we should actually buy a real gun.
[06:02:04] We can go on the street.
[06:02:05] I'm not gonna.
[06:02:06] You just take a little bit to the background check.
[06:02:07] Do you have the background check for me?
[06:02:08] Yeah.
[06:02:09] I don't know.
[06:02:10] I don't know.
[06:02:11] I don't know.
[06:02:12] I don't know.
[06:02:13] I don't know.
[06:02:14] I don't know.
[06:02:15] I don't know.
[06:02:16] I don't know.
[06:02:17] I don't know.
[06:02:18] I don't know.
[06:02:19] I don't know.
[06:02:20] I don't know.
[06:02:21] That's not good.
[06:02:24] You know what I just caught myself doing?
[06:02:31] I read a chat.
[06:02:33] It was on the top right of my OBS when you see it.
[06:02:36] And I'm not kidding.
[06:02:38] It was like a hate comment and it actually got to me.
[06:02:40] I'm dead serious.
[06:02:42] This feels so much better when I know that I'm losing.
[06:02:44] This feels so much better.
[06:02:46] I think I actually do read chat too much.
[06:02:50] I'm dead serious. I think I agreed to chat the most out of any shumer. I'm dead serious.
[06:02:55] You read the law.
[06:02:57] Yeah. I read everything. You do read the law.
[06:03:01] Oh my god, I'm gonna read it right now. I just, I couldn't.
[06:03:07] You're the new biggie cheese. One bit, okay?
[06:03:11] Guys, I'm gonna have to end soon anyway.
[06:03:13] I gotta go to the mall and I've gotta drop my phone off.
[06:03:17] They need me to be present, bro, apparently.
[06:03:20] This is fun having them.
[06:03:22] I actually want a real gun.
[06:03:24] You definitely want to go shooting.
[06:03:26] It's fun.
[06:03:27] It was fun when we went during the cell phone.
[06:03:31] Yeah, but I want to shoot people.
[06:03:33] You can shoot people from Army.
[06:03:34] Is my background check fucked now?
[06:03:36] No, no chance.
[06:03:37] I want to own a gun and shoot people.
[06:03:39] Say more.
[06:03:40] I want to carry it everywhere and unload the clay.
[06:03:43] If someone punches me or touches me, I want to fucking shoot them.
[06:03:46] I actually gave him a bullet came out. I don't know how that came out. That was insane.
[06:04:00] I actually got to cry in a cracker. I don't know what I'm doing. I don't want to keep
[06:04:04] my earpiece shut.
[06:04:05] I've been stealing money from you so it's like that.
[06:04:16] Like I'm effing but I have 19,000 different I'm effing but I have
[06:04:21] I have
[06:04:25] 19,000 you actually went and check if you were like I might do a stream tomorrow
[06:04:42] If I'm not live, I'm going to be live for the Super Bowl, where I'm going to be taking
[06:04:48] my first ever sports bet.
[06:04:50] Hopefully you guys are there for that.
[06:04:53] But I should be live tomorrow, but don't count on it.
[06:04:57] I wasn't supposed to go live today, but I still want to live today for 6 hours stream.
[06:05:04] I love you boys.
[06:05:06] Every single day that I stream, it's so much fun with you guys.
[06:05:10] If I'm not live tomorrow, we're live for the Super Bowl.
[06:05:12] Simple as that.
[06:05:14] Love you boys.
[06:05:15] I'll see you tomorrow.
[06:05:16] Get some W's in the chat.
[06:05:17] Thank you for the stuff.
[06:05:18] Thank you for the bits.
[06:05:19] Also, send stuff to the PO Box
[06:05:20] because in the PO Box, we're doing the big opening soon.
[06:05:24] We're doing a big opening soon.
[06:05:25] So make sure you send stuff to the PO Box
[06:05:28] if you want me to be featured.
[06:05:34] I love you guys and I will see you soon.
[06:05:37] I read it all the time that's where you guys can update me
[06:06:07] Follow us in your physics and stuff. Thank you guys for watching me over any other streamer. I love you guys
[06:06:37] I don't know what's up, she knows
[06:06:41] If she don't wanna lose her, she knows
[06:06:45] Yeah, she don't care what's up, she knows
[06:06:49] I might be drunk, or I might be off the edge
[06:06:53] Yeah, get you off this wave, or I'll catch you off the edge
[06:06:57] I don't wanna waste time, it's not all on the tense
[06:07:01] Cause you know that
[06:07:03] I must be looking to those color lenses, I'm stressing
[06:07:11] I was from out of town, baby, you lasted, you lasted
[06:07:18] Don't let good happen to all of you, you lasted, you lasted
[06:07:26] Hope you remember this one girl, I'm listening, and it's you