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02-06-2026 ยท 6h 07m
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Fucking viewing party
We're gonna be doing a fucking viewing party, bro. No, it's not funny
It's not fucking funny you guys laughing, but I'm gonna be fucking depressed. Is that what you guys what is that what you guys what?
that ass is that what you want is this you
hi snap you like
yo yo what's up with all these artists in my fucking chat recently can somebody
explain that to me they were eight months and day you're dilemmas can
somebody explain to me why there's so many artists now it is like that shit's
not even funny that shit's not even funny they were five months yo guys who
Who here is a loser and doesn't have a valentine, say me.
Who's here?
Who here?
Who here has no valentine?
Also, who here is gonna spend valentine's day
watching Staple Renato?
Show of hands.
Show of hands.
Show of hands.
Who here has a girlfriend and will be spending valentines
with them and getting them gifts while I'm gonna be working?
Archie, you're saying me like you didn't just go
on a fucking island with Bonnie.
Listen, I don't wanna be parasocial.
I don't want to be weird, but bro
Bro come on bro. I know y'all kiss. I know your kiss. I'm gonna be the guy to say I'm gonna be the guy to say it
I'm gonna be the guy to say it bro. I'm gonna be the guy that says it
You're not gonna be working on Valentine's Day. Oh
brother oh
Brother oh
My yeah, what's more boring?
Streaming on Valentine's Day, getting all the losers to watch me because they
don't have girlfriends or hanging out with my girlfriend, bro.
Bro, like, come on. Let's be real. Bro, imagine... Oh my god, close your eyes.
Everyone close your eyes. Imagine, close your eyes. Valentine's Day starts. Oh, I'm
a stable Ronaldo viewer. I have no life, no fun, no nothing. Stable Ronaldo goes
was live, how many viewers did they will peek at
on Valentine's Day?
If all the losers watched me, bro,
how many viewers do you think?
Bro, we would easily get like 60 to like, dare I say,
you don't even have a Valentine Day yet.
Yo, I don't know what this is where if you're a girl
and you date a guy for almost two years,
that they have to ask you to be your fucking Valentine.
Like, do you think I'm like in middle school
or something like that?
Like, do you think I have to make a sign and everything
to ask my own girlfriend for me, like, like bro,
like what are we doing?
You have to ask.
Okay, all right, yeah, okay.
You have to ask.
So you're telling me you guys do that
for your girlfriends in the show?
Seriously, y'all do that?
Right bro, yes, it's mandatory.
I'm not listening to no J. Cole album.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
Was it good about her, man?
I can't listen to it.
Is it good? I heard it was really bad. I don't know but I will tell you one thing
I will say one thing that Joji album. I don't know if anyone listened to it. No ad bro
I almost have the whole thing on my fucking bro. This shit is so good. This song way. Yeet is so good. Hold on
Listen to this
Imagine yo, this shit feel like a rocket league song listen listen listen
You don't have music taste
So I'm so confused can I not like a song and you guys like
I don't just I don't like your guys's music and then all of a sudden all of a sudden it's oh
Oh, oh, you have bad music tastes so I have bad music tastes for liking my own fucking music
Is that what it is now that the vet ass song? What does that even fucking mean you read?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I'm a little energetic. I'm a little a little bit of place. I'm sorry
I'm sorry. It's okay to keep your opinions to yourself
Scorpi you wake up every single day
What did I miss cat looking sideways
Reacts
Who the fuck is Joe wet yo yo who the fuck is Joanne comes out of nowhere who who is this who is Joanne
I saw this thing, I don't know if it was real chat they said that bad bunny was wearing a bulletproof vest to the Grammys is that true
Is that true?
Is that actually true?
Yeah, you've been spamming a bullshit tweet. I'm timing out for a fucking 30 minutes. It doesn't work. Yes. Wait. Why?
Wait, why is this?
What it like I'm confused. Is it is it that shit safe at the Grammys?
Death threats oh
Hope he gets better, bro. That's just scary, bro. I'm not gonna lie. I low key want to visit
Um, wait, is New Mexico different than Mexico? I don't want to be stupid. I don't want to be stupid
Oh, I'm gonna sound like an idiot. I want to be an idiot, bro
Bro
Wait, yes. Yes, it is. I
Want to visit Mexico?
Do you think that's a good idea or no? I'm just a little worried. That's all. I'm just a little worried
like I really want to go but like I don't know bro I don't know new Mexico's in the
US and Mexico's in the country wait isn't the country in the US what is this
saddest edit of Ron no go through a little bit of sadness because I don't
know how to save this bus
Oh my God.
Damn, I can't.
Yo, why is Cinecolony?
What? I'm working.
This, what is your job?
I must.
You have four night at the job, you've failed at that.
You know what I mean?
You're supposed to be making money,
making good content.
I saw a couple of the XTC calling you boring.
You failed at that.
You should be getting an assigned maturity match.
You failed at that.
You failed your cholesterol.
You failed your metabolism.
You failed your body, fuck you.
How about that, how about that, how about that?
How about that?
Since you wanna say I fail at everything.
Ron, I have a favor to ask.
What?
Well, you see, I'm good to know if you could
help me get in contact with the, with the Ock.
So I could get a chop cheap the Ocky way.
I'll see you, call me about food.
Whoa, who woulda guess?
Okay, yo, funny mine with the 20 gifts it serves.
I got to go I got to go back to work so
Yeah, let me try to call them up. I'm gonna come up
Yeah, I'm gonna come up
Yeah, can you give me some subs?
Yeah, funny Mike's trying to say whatever bro
We text them
I'm actually so tight bro, so let me get this straight right I just got a call literally just asking for your food
All right, bro, whatever
Um, Lacey gives an update on what he was going through now to leave his bed for 3 days straight.
No, Lacey with a heart and then a bandaid on the heart.
I'm gonna be honest with you, if you have the flu for 3 days, it doesn't just automatically
get better.
Is he really about to run around?
Bro, he's gonna get himself even more sick or like others, bro.
Like what?
Bro, he just got fixed.
Is he really gonna run around?
This is the first time I am seeing daylight and outside in over 72 hours and feeling what's a little bit better
Yeah, that makes me sad, bro.
Actually able to get up today, the past two days when I tell you guys I literally could not get up
like standing up hurt my body my head felt like it was about to pop every time I would like sit up
um woke up today got these live yesterday.
Wait, I'm so confused though, but if he's live does he not have the flu still I'm confused
Damn, I guess he's better than if he's streaming
I'm confused bro
Unless it's fake flu
Wait is the what is the flu have you guys ever gotten it or no, I've never gotten the flu ever I've never gotten it
What is it?
It's that for about 20 hours
Which is insane to even think about
Yeah, but I know it's a virus but like what does it do to you like what does it come from?
And I feel like I'm not trying to be that guy
I like I don't want to be that guy and a knock on knock on wood
But bro, I'm gonna be honest with you if you get the flu as a man like bro
You're low-key kind of pussy no like I grew up never getting the fucking flu
I don't know bro. Like I like the flu is for like sissy boys
Am I tripping or no am I dead ass tripping?
Like grown-ass man getting flu shots Keckwa.
Yeah, I'm outside.
Maybe, uh, maybe I'll-
You type question marks, bro, but imagine a grown-ass man
getting a, yo, mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy,
I need to get my flu shot.
Yo, Keckwa, bro, symbol, symbol.
Pre-flu, mark my words right now, clip this.
I stable Ronaldo will never ever get sick. I don't care. I'm not the type to get sick. I'm a grown-ass man, bro
I'm not getting the flu. I'm not getting nothing. I'll be honest with you guys during COVID
Everyone got COVID shots. Everyone did this everyone like
Whatever bro like bro. I'm gonna be honest with you
I'm never getting COVID. I'm never getting anything nothing
So your anti-vax now I got forced to get a vaccination
by those people. I'm not gonna say hell.
Important news.
Thank you at Stableernotto for contacting your Twitch rep.
You're a goat, I'll be back soon.
I never even contacted my Twitch rep.
I don't even know what you're talking about.
Wait, what?
I never even caught...
Yo, I'm not wasting my fucking time on a Twitch rep.
Tell him about Twitch rep, yo.
I'm banned coyote.
Bro, what are you talking about?
When I'm sicky? I'm not doing this shit.
I did that shit for my mods, like, scorpion on him.
Bro, what the fuck am I, what?
Americans are soon able to use Clarna's buy now pay later option for rent. What the fuck does this even mean?
What does this even mean?
You could buy a house and then just give it back later. That's a thing
What does that mean?
We love Clarna wait am I stupid what is this you guys use this single mother's gonna scam you now
bro every single year during Christmas my real estate that I do I raised the rent on single
moms that have four children every single time bro it's the infinite money glitch it is literally
a money glitch I'm dead serious and you guys can put question marks you guys can say I'm weird you
You guys can say anything you want, bro.
Literally.
W methods, yes, I know.
What is this?
Marlon responds, hold on, let me pause my mosaic.
Now, mosaic.
Yo, DJ, shut your butt chest up right now.
Can we get an L, DJ?
Marlon responded to a fan,
criticizing him doing content with the ex-Faceboys
and says he enjoys being around them.
Everyone in this house, I don't see the Mazik collab.
I don't, I see it as we're all living
in the same house and we do shit together.
Lacey, Ron, Jason, everybody in this house, especially Lacey,
because he's my best friend.
He is my best friend, that ass.
A lot of the time, we will just be around each other.
So it's not even like the people in this house,
I don't see it.
Wait, I explain.
I don't even see him as anyone in this house.
I don't see him as a collab anymore.
I see it as we all just live in the same house
and we do shit together.
Like, you know what I mean?
So it's like, if that shit happens, then it happens.
Bro, there was a week where I was with Lacey
every single day, it was doing shit.
But like, that's just like,
I genuinely have more fun doing shit with the people here
because they're my friends.
They just sit here, maybe sometimes
I don't got too much shit to do,
but at least I'm streaming, you know what I mean?
And for example-
But here's my take, right?
Generally, this is a generally,
this is generally a good take, so.
Generally, this is a good take.
Bro, I don't know why people just feel the need
to always give their opinion on shit.
Bro, like if I go to the top comment of this,
I probably, it's probably some bullshit.
I wish she would break, King James Q. Def.
I wish she would break away from phase.
His content and views is better
when he's doing his own thing,
especially when he's doing girl content.
Like,
nine comments, zero likes.
Gunnar Spotted, girl content, son.
Pat Patrick with mouth open
Bro
Listen, I feel like doing content all together in a house having a content house is one of the cheat codes for streaming
You could always do things you can always rely on people you could always just have fun do whatever
Literally, you don't you have to overthink it you could just do whatever like if we go back to broad long like when I go back yesterday
We watched old clips, bro. I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm telling you right now. It's like an awkward time facts or no like
Right now if you look at it last year and the year before none of us were together from like January to like February and March like
It's probably like April right until like April, but it's probably the same thing now
We're probably not gonna be together consistently until like April bro, and then it's the summer. It's gonna be good fucking vibes, bro
Hit it amazing. I had more bruh had those most one of the most fun trips
I've had and I love more like every both by myself
Like is there do you guys actually get annoyed if I collab not collab, but if I do streams with everyone in this house
I'm confused. Do you guys like do you guys get sick of that?
Like that's what I'm gonna say is like bro you just level it like for instance yesterday
I did trick shots with the depth right that's why I wanted to do shit with you know tomorrow
I might do a stream with this person Sunday. I want to do a stream with a suit. Oh by the way Sunday
I'm doing my first ever sports bat for the trigger ball or for the super bowl. Excuse me. So be there
Um, right, so we're gonna do a lot of things.
This should be kind of fun.
Bro, I also do things with other streamers, IRL.
I also do things with other streamers over the games.
You know what I'm saying?
I feel like everyone just gotta be happy,
smile, and just relax, bro.
Being with your friends is the greatest form of anything.
You know how many times you guys probably hang out
with your friends, IRL?
You guys, yes you, and you just are happy, bro.
Why make new friends when you can chill with your real friends?
Also, I get to have my best friend on that field
see me play, you know what I'm saying?
So it's like, I understand what y'all saying, I fully do.
But also, I apologize.
I'm not gonna listen to anyone who says
that oh, it's getting too repetitive.
Bro, it's my friend, bro.
Yeah, when I type in Marlos,
it's not even a collab, it's just talking to a friend.
Mario, when you type words, do you think
or do you just not have a brain?
I'm dead serious.
Like, do you just not have a brain at all?
I'm dead serious.
Like, do you even think?
Do you even, no, no, genuinely, do you,
do you think at all?
Or do you just type?
My best friends, anybody in this house,
My best friends was like I'm gonna keep doing stuff with them. They do a lot for me, bro
No, Scorpion no one knows you and I will do what was fun for me
Yo, I'm not kidding. I don't know why streamers be spamming black shirts. It's actually sad
You all wear the same shit every streamer. I swear where's where's the same exact shit, bro. It's so sad
It's actually sad, bro. Hey, buddy. I'm actually see I she won't switch and what is this garbage?
Hey, XQC. XQC answers 20 questions he's never been asked. Bro, I could have went to XQC
and asked these questions. Y'all don't need to make a whole YouTube video on him, bro.
Like, bro, this guy is boring nowadays. He's not funny. He's not entertaining. He's not
a good streamer. He's not fun. He's not a good friend. I mean, he's just, he's lame,
bro. He's lame. Like, he's dead ass lame. He's dead ass lame, bro. And he's poor.
This is what I'm getting in the morning.
Like, what these buttons do in the south where.
This is actually disgusting.
Yo, living like this is actually disgusting.
Do you see this house?
Imagine this is where you sleep.
You sleep on a fucking air mattress
with clothes everywhere, dirt everywhere,
shit everywhere,
blinds that are closed, boxes everywhere.
This is not grinding.
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She loves you you guys need to date you guys need to marry each other simple is that simple is that bro simple
Throwback to sub-a-thon to look it's me tongue tongue tongue and the guys
Yeah, guys, I'm gonna be out of you
There will never ever be another sub-a-thon so get sad. There's never gonna be another one
Let's I do a solo one say you're caught flicking up with triple T. Is this hinting at a potential who is say you'd update
This has to be Sayid's burner. Who is taking their time to update people on Sayid?
I'm not trying to be that guy. I don't want to be that guy, but it's like genuinely serious like what are you doing with your life?
What are you doing with your life?
Are not kidding. What are you doing?
W late night segment. Oh, yeah yesterday we were boxing
I
Low-key I can fight who could I fight right now I want to go fight a streamer did us I
Never want to be in a fat dude POV again this shit is hell
Yo, laser is dead ass a fucking fat monster.
Holy shades.
Read the chat, bro.
What?
Read the chat, I need to fight Jack, Dordy, Neon,
I'm fucking seeing Jake Future.
Like bro, like shut up.
Oh my gosh, what the somebody ran it over?
No, bro, you're so fired, laser.
You are, laser, you need to hit the gym, bro.
Dead Zero.
Can I even ask a question?
You are a demon.
If he's using the world's voice,
if he's streaking the world beyond Twitch,
look at us!
Are you serious? You made an edit.
Speak!
Ron, behind the same time you're looking at me,
you wanna watch for me out here?
Yo, this is just a-
Oh my god, I was caught with a-
Whatever, Ron's pregnant, he's having a bad time.
I get pregnant.
Look how bored are you?
Like how fucking bored are you?
What's a painting without the canvas? What a bullsh** ass close this?
Like who, who's taking the time to edit this bro?
North Korea executed school children for watching squid games.
What? Is this true?
Give me tier one, frog.
What the f**k? They're talking about you?
you? Oh hell no oh my god what yo what are you guys doing that you're interviewing
yo you're making this guy want to do more and more bro like why are you guys
interviewing this guy like why?
guy walks up on me I might like he might hang out with you the whole day
who is this
there's zero way in hell this is raff there is zero way I'm not even kidding
Okay, like I don't even want to be that guy bro, but yo he is unrecognizable when I first
met him.
Yo, he was so skinny but what he said, he said, if he runs out of content, he forbade
him.
Work for work forbade him.
He said, if he runs out of content, he'll probably hang out with you.
So who's he talking about?
The second third day, that's when you stream stipend, okay?
Second third day, he's out there, stream stipend, okay?
Okay.
The staff man top.
No.
Bro, this guy's laughing.
He doesn't realize they're laughing at him, bro.
Like, not with it.
Why is there an emote of him in my chat?
Why is there an emote?
Yo, you do really, yo, this is bad.
No, this is actually bad.
Bro, this guy's gonna end up like,
bro, this isn't even funny.
like this is lowkey like bad bro I'm not putting him in a call I'm not putting
him in a fucking call bro it's not happening he's going to LA no he's
not stop lying he's not going to LA I might have found the worst aim in
Fortnite history and it's this clip right here yo are we fucking is this some type
of joke is this some type of fucking joke why the fuck am I being featured in a
fucking cipher PK fucking video from stable Ronaldo keep in mind this guy
has an FNCS championship under his belt. What am I watching?
That's not even me. That's the game. That's literally the game. Is that not the game? I'm
genuinely trying to be serious. Is that not the game? Is that not the game? Like stop lying
for one second. Is that not the game? That is bloom. Yo, a lot of you guys who talk to
me can't get on a game and beat me in a game. I suppose that is the game.
He's in two shots out of 60.
Oh my god.
Not Cypher, you're fucking him bro.
You're Cypher bro.
Get rid of this mustache bro.
I'm not liking it.
Anyone else?
This shit just pisses me off.
I don't know why bro.
Your mustache pisses me off.
Your face pisses me off.
Justin Bieber has what in his video?
I never knew this.
Why does that?
What am I about to watch?
So if my-
What kind of conspiracy theory am I about to watch?
My last breakdown wasn't convincing enough, check out this Justin Bieber music video.
Where are you now? I'm going to slow it down to show you frame for frame.
Now it's created by a lot of Justin Bieber's fans, a lot of artwork from fans, but I'd
argue that some of them were created by Justin Bieber to strategically slip them in there
to send a message.
So this one is really disturbing. It's Justin Bieber with pizza wings, a pizza above his
head, far upper right-
What does a pizza have to do with anything?
You see his face smelling him and his eyes are appearing kind of like bloodshot and crying with some devil horns
And if you don't know in the Epstein files pizza is used to reference children
Kill the poor love the devil back five dollars look at it. This one says false God
Here's another devil one with his mouth silenced
This one says put drugs in your butt and it has like a little sinister face on the side
And he has a necklace with ice cream on it a little like a little tag ice cream literally means male
Hmm. Yeah, here's I'm so confused Israel one that looks like he's giving some
With his head blown if you're reading this and it's already too late
Here's another one with the aluminized symbol. It says we made it Hollywood with cavities and death
This one is with the devil saying the greatest trick I've ever did Bush did 9-11. Here's one two-way straight safety
There's no way this is
Yeah, but there's no way Boba this is in an actual music video just in Beaver your fame the bunch of dead people his eyes bleeding
His face being completely silenced
Illuminati once again
Jesus saves help Ronald McDonald is killing our kids upside down crosses more Illuminati
Wait, what?
Wait, what song is it? What song is it?
What song is it?
not me Ron Ronald McDonald you fucking idiots is it too late now to say sorry
wait cuz I'm sorry and I'm sorry and I'm sorry there's no way this is in the
music video right wrong one okay so you guys call me an idiot but I'm literally
listening to you guys I hate this chat what do you mean wrong one this is the
music video
Look I'm good with the 10 gifted so now you're saying where are you now like so
Don't call me a fucking idiot you morons. Thank you for the 10 gifted man. You're to go
All right, he paused it what the fuck
Hi's an angel
Pre-watch you just sent me a link with a timestamp are you fucking stupid?
Yeah, and this chat is actually brain dead, I'm not even kidding.
Right, there's nothing weird about this.
Wait, that one to say help me?
Help me to stage
Slow it down wait, I'm so confused so people knew about this and they stood and do anything
So you guys think the government is actually weird why do you think like he still goes to like the shows and all that I'm confused most replayed
How do you think they approach these people like someone like him like how do they approach
you like you think they do it at a young age I'm confused and then they just like is it
It's just like, oh, we'll give you fame and all this money for the rest of your life.
See, I always find this shit interesting.
I find this shit interesting, but then like, bro, I've never met anyone that told me those
type of things. Don't say cap, I haven't. So like I'm always fascinated. Like no, I'm
actually being serious though, because this is kind of interesting. Who in my industry
What do you think got taken by the government?
Okay, so that one had the devil horns.
I actually do know one person that I think.
Okay, I'm gonna be honest with you.
I don't want to speak too much because you never know who's listening.
Hold on, let me get a towel from my butt.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
There's one person.
There's one person.
There's one person that I think had, there's one person that I think, I'm not gonna say
names but that I think went to the dark side, I'm gonna be honest with you.
I think someone did something, bro.
They might not be big, they might not be small, they might not be tall, they might not be
in the fall, but when they go to stream, they must kiss a wall, that's my riddle.
horns so you guys actually think I would ever sell my soul like bro this is
kind of like sad like this is crazy this was a message 10 years ago why did
no one talk about this bro I'm serious when I say this I've I believe that
There's like weird shit that happens in the world, but I've never ever interacted with someone saying yeah
We'll give you fame and fortune if we do this like what do you think they even told him like what do they think they even told him?
That's not cap and fucking idiots. I would never do this shit
They groomed him who groomed him was it usher or am I speaking too much am I gonna get killed?
Sit on my lap for a job offer, Keck, wait.
Bro, nobody ever groomed me.
I'm ungroomable, bro.
I'm aware when I'm getting groomed.
There's no Keck, wait.
Diddy?
Diddy is a weird fuck, and I hope he dies.
I cannot believe that he got out of jail, he's getting out of jail for only four years.
Four years.
Four years, bro.
Same with you, Jay-Z.
I don't give a fuck.
I don't give a fuck. I know Jay-Z's a weirdo. Come kill me. I'm just kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding
I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Oh my god. I'm over. It's over. I just got a text message
I've never seen this person. Oh
My god, it was nice telling you
I'll be honest with you if there is anyone to call out bullshit, it's me, bro
Should I call out all the bullshit or no?
I'm down to do it, bro
Listen, I'm not scared.
Some of these people actually are willing to sacrifice shit and break their morals, bro.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
That's a big thing.
I feel like selling your soul, I feel like selling your soul, you also don't have to
do shit like sacrifice family or sacrifice friends.
It's doing shit that you morally don't want to do.
This is it.
This is weird.
This is weird, bro.
react to this.
Bro, you're linking me a edgy music video.
What do you want me to do with this?
Give homage, bro.
Give me a list of top 10 humans of all time.
Yo, you guys are actually like gonna make me getting so much like what are you doing like I like
Genuinely serious. What are you doing? I'm dead serious like what are you torso? Why are you linking me a twitch clip?
Put that hand down boy! Put that fuckin' hand down boy!
Boy singing sorry me- Yo, why are you-
I
Just don't want to say that you sorry for now girl
Guess I just won
Why is there back up yet to say just sorry for me that's something
I'd love to say that you're sorry for me that forever
Because I just love you to silence
Is it too late now to say sorry
Because I'm missing more than your body
Were these backup dancers just here just to stand still what the fuck is this garbage, bro
There's no way this is three minutes
There's zero chances a three-minute thing. Yeah, I used to watch American. I don't know he's younger anyone else very interesting show
Is American? I don't even a fucking still still thing like he actually goes for three fucking minutes
This is
He's Loki hitting some emos though, no?
Hold on, I look he gotta hear the V-Job. No troll.
He had to have trolled and then came back hardest fought. Hold on.
Yes! Hold on!
Hold on now!
Did he come back or no? Hold on!
When you since one in this game
But not quickly enough for local musician Andrew Fendland
I watched this live, bro. This is the actual chills back in the day
This is what real TV was not none of that fucking bullshit on TV nowadays you kids don't know anything about this
Look at this shit, bro. Balenciaga. Did it Balenciaga have a collab with a man in America? I don't see shirt
Yeah, yeah
This guy actually looks like a school shooter
My name's Andrew Fenley Andrew and why are you here Andrew? I'm
Here auditioning for American Idol should be fairly obvious. Let's do it right point
So like waiting around okay, um, I think you know why I was asking the question what what brought you here to audition what brought me you to audition
I don't think it's that interesting of a question actually
I'm gonna just warn you now if you want to carry on being a smart ass you can leave the room
Either answer the questions, okay leave. Okay. No, I'll
I'll answer your questions.
I'm sorry, first of all.
OK, what are you going to sing?
I'm going to sing House of the Rising Sun.
You know that song?
I'm just OK.
Andrew, you are really pushing this.
No.
All right.
I'm just saying, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to push any buttons.
All right.
OK.
Here we go.
There is a house in New Orleans.
It's called the Rising Sun.
And it's been the ruin of many poor boy and god.
I know I'm one.
My mother was a bad boy.
This sounds better than my sister.
She stole my new blue jeans.
My father was a gambling man.
Wait, they're located 80s.
This is not bad.
In New Orleans.
Thank you.
Are you angry?
Am I angry?
It's not very on edge.
Tell us, what happened?
What happened?
I just am on edge from waiting all day.
So what?
Just from waiting.
It's just a lot of work.
Well, you know, the thing is, you
want to be in the music business,
that you don't want to wait to get into American Idol.
That to me seems to be the problem.
And you know, for you to have a bad attitude about it,
that kind of pisses me off.
She's low key like, I'm not alive,
like maybe she's right, maybe she's not.
She's low key doing too much though.
I'm gonna be honest with you, it's like you guys,
you guys get mad when I don't go live.
It's the same thing, bro.
Reading it too far.
No, no, I'm not reading it too far.
Because you just told me that you were a little bit annoyed
that you had to wait three hours to come in here
and get your shot when there are people that would wait years to do so.
Oh, brother!
So I am now angry at you, who I don't like at all.
Well, why are you doing this?
So why are you acting like that?
So why are you acting like that?
So why are you acting like that?
What's the problem?
No, there's no problem at all.
I think that...
I don't know why you guys...
There's no problem.
You walked in...
Mm-hmm.
Very sulky, quite rude, very aggressive, and you've got very, very bad energy.
Do I have bad energy or no? When you guys look at me do I have bad energy? Yo this
was the first time I watched America's Got Talent. I want to be honest with you.
Alright, let me. This is one of my first episodes I watched.
Welcome to America's Got Talent. What's your name?
He's talented as fuck.
I feel like...
You know what this is?
Stop!
No!
Stop, bro!
Yeah, let's chat.
I'm not even trying to be funny.
How do you play the piano if you're blonde?
I can see the piano and I still struggle.
I've been to so many places in my life and time
I've sung a lot of songs and I've made some bad vibes
I've been on the live stages
This shit's been pretty good. Is America's Got Talent still big? Like what is the
biggest thing nowadays? Eight years ago? We got that. We're dream. Go ahead play some
music. I hear it.
This shit's dog shit. You're cracking on the tone right there. You can hear the
crack that shit is garbage I'm just being honest fuck that shit I'm not
gonna see you and just like no bro I'm tired of everyone like yeah yeah Simon
heard it see Simon heard it Simon heard the crack
you're not hitting the right note she's four years old well guess what this
shit's not for her fuck that shit
I
Have
That's how I know you're gone.
Hold on.
There's no cracks in my rap.
Far across the distance
And spaces between us
You have come to show you've gone.
Near for you!
I can't, I'm losing breath.
Yo, outlaw, don't ever mute me!
I'm dead serious, did he mute me?
Did he mute me?
Don't ever mute my mic.
I'm dead serious.
Don't ever do that.
That shit's annoying.
That's the one thing I hate.
Don't ever mute my fucking shit.
I'm dead serious.
Don't ever mute my fucking mic, bro.
That's how you get fired.
That's how you get fired.
Instantly, bro.
Instantly.
You know what?
I study the best guys in the world and I compete against the best guys in the world.
Now I'm gonna beat the best guys in the world.
And that's just how I see it.
I posted a video on my Instagram.
Okay, you can't start the video,
just straight up him running at me like that.
But I'm not running real fast.
Like I did about 20, 20, 25.
Yo, he's billed.
It's only like three, four seconds.
And they were just like, wow.
Okay, I have a genuine question.
I'm not an asshole.
I'm asking a serious question.
How do you pee or eat food?
Cause wouldn't it like, where is it?
And they were like, we think you could set a record.
And because it's above his like waist.
I was like, sure, if you want me to try it,
get us more records is there.
It's probably faster than a lot of people in the chat.
I'm not gonna complain.
I'm not gonna complain.
Okay.
Yeah, all right.
All right, that's enough of that, bro.
That's enough of that.
There is enough of that.
Yeah.
That's just not funny, bro.
That's just not funny stable or not or try to watch a YouTube video without clicking off challenge impossible. Yo, I can't do shit anymore, bro
I can't do shit anymore, bro
Ron should low key host a dating show on Valentine's Day. Well, unfortunately, it seems like my girlfriend wants to hang out
She's ruining my grinding right now
Hi, I'm Sean Armenta from Phoenix, Arizona.
Yo, this guy's got a lot of energy. Hold on.
I'm here in the airline, got a rampart, got no bags.
Hold on.
I am prepared, six hours a night from six o'clock to ten p.m. every day after work for seven days of work.
Ten hours a day!
Ten hours a day on singing? Does that actually help you? I'm gonna use ten fucking hours a day?
For one year and six months for this.
That's just my passion.
And the senior in the dance room
He's probably good
What on hold hold hold hold hold
Hello, what's your name?
Sean Armenta.
Okay, how old are you Sean?
I'm 50.
Damn!
And how much work is it that you're paying for this?
One year and six months in a studio from six to ten p.m. every night.
Wait, six to ten every night?
How many hours is that?
14 hours a day for a year and a half
14 hours a day for a year and a half. I'm gonna be honest with you if I streamed
Four hours
Am I stupid don't answer that
Yes, yes, wait, oh
My god, I was thinking 6 a.m. to 10
listen four hours a day for a year and a half straight I'm gonna be honest with
you I'm gonna be honest with you right if I stream four hours a day for a year
and a half straight would I be a good at my grafter now
I'm dancing with the choreographer vocal training for seven days a week so I
can be prepared for this okay I'm also gonna do my laugh at that in the
background that's like stable or an auto type of chatter you hear that
Giggle shits in the background dancing with the choreographer vocal training for seven days a week
So I can be prepared for this
Okay, I'm also even to do my own song called candy girl
The girls that you might meet in your local bar anywhere else that it's really good-looking then they're here to sweet candy girls
I'm sorry, there's no way this isn't scripted, right?
I'm never gonna like you,
TENSE GIRL!
We got a TENSE GIRL!
Got a TENSE GIRL!
We got a TENSE GIRL!
We got a TENSE GIRL!
We got a TENSE GIRL!
We got a TENSE GIRL!
We got a TENSE GIRL!
Someone cut the mic!
Wait, what the fuck?
Did they hear me?
Thank you, Austin
Sure, I'm gonna be because you put a lot of effort into this, but you're like a
Mouse trying to be an elephant
That was that funny. Hold on some dick writing is going on in the crowd
You're all doing it. It's just got nothing to do with your a or maybe it has but it's just it's just it's just wrong
My shit was that funny wait, bro. He low keys like a mouse trying to be an elephant
Yo, I'm gonna be honest with you. Yo, this guy's lucky a mouse trying to be an elevator
Yo, this guy's
I worked way too friggin hard for this and I'm not really I'm not a bad singer
I know I'm not because I've been writing songs for too long and too many people copying me
Really really hard for their dreams, but it's not meant for everybody. That's why you use auto-tune and I don't
guy hold it hold it hold it hold it hold it I want to know who let you on stage
yo I don't need this either settle me the amateur yeah see later yeah you see
you got a better writer than me yeah what is going on in Britain bro whole
lot of nothing huh the fuck is going on man
Lopie's looking a little different. What the absolute fuck am I looking at?
Like what am I looking at right here?
What are this? Hey bro you seen what Ron said wants to play? Yeah. What are you saying? Yeah.
Oh if you haven't as I said it's funny. I mean I'm down. It's just so funny. I can
Just imagine you should not you know you should do it in a zone war two or something
You imagine just shit on me actually now probably have to be like a free-fro mapper
You have unlimited mats they I get ass don't see them killing you one time if you had unlimited mats. It's fucking impossible
Yeah, this guy actually is such a dick rider. He might get pregnant by Peter bottom
I've been kidding you bounce on his dick one more time for some Peter bot so skinny
You might snap his penis with your fat larval ass body number one number two, bro if Peter bot
Versed me in a 1v1. He would probably win if he then won against me, right?
Right, let's say he won against me
He would not beat me and Jinxie. That's a fact. I don't think he could 1v2 us
But let's just say in a world where he does 1v2 us. He cannot beat me
Jinxie and
Max or Joe it doesn't matter whoever wants to be our third bro
I don't see that ever happening, but let's say he does 1v3 us. There isn't a world where he 1v3's me Jinxie
Max
Joe
fucking
Lacey's too good bro. Lacey's too good low-key like like I'm gonna be honest
There's no way Peterbott can 1v4 a group right? I don't believe it. I really don't believe it. I don't think it's possible
I actually don't think it's possible. I
I don't think it's possible.
I don't think it's possible.
I'm serious.
Is he better?
Okay.
What do you win in a 1v4?
Because Jason's dog shit, but he's not bad.
Like, Lacey's way too good at the game.
Me, Jinxie, Max and Jason, or replace Max if he doesn't want to play with Joe Bartolozzi,
or maybe 1v5.
I don't think he could beat us.
I don't think he could beat us.
I don't think Max would play.
I don't think he could beat us.
I don't.
I don't.
I don't think he could.
I don't think he could.
I don't think that's possible.
They got Kai putting his revet book down
and tuning into X, you make an SLG promotion look crazy.
Kai said not low key be lurking.
He used to watch my streams a lot in the viewer list,
but then I think he stopped watching me.
Maybe I fell off? I don't know.
What is this?
Yeah
There's no way this is real. There's no way this is real. There's no way this is real. That's not real.
That's not real.
That's not real.
I don't believe that two minute mark this guy just bullshitting me no
Wait hold
Yo, now there's some weird shit going, hey, that's it, bro, I think it was in front of
of our faces whole time go to 1430
you
you
you
you
you
You guys prefer early streams or later in the day streams?
I feel like I stream so early.
But like, do you guys prefer like early streams or like later in the day?
Early?
Really?
Cause I feel like I go live when everyone's in school.
Yes or no, like to all my people who have school.
I'm only human.
Bro, you're giving me kind of a good ideas, but like bad ideas.
Iro Rocket League using wheelchairs?
I don't, I'm not against that.
I'm not against that.
I'm not against that.
The stable Olympics.
Dodgeball using eggs.
Okay, that's disgusting.
Bubble ball fights.
Frisbee using glass plates.
Yeah, this guy, be done bro, just be done.
Why does there have to be eating?
Oh my God!
Oh my God, I should probably do my vegetable mukbang today.
I forgot.
Oh my God, my vegetable mukbang.
No, that's disgusting now.
You get your human eye
This is Cuba but it's not hard to do
This is not hard to do
You know what? No, no, no
I'm gonna save my vegetable mukbang and I wanna do it with Senna
When I see her in Texas, that's what we're gonna do
We're gonna do a vegetable mukbang
Yep, that's what we're gonna do
I wanna save it
Ron, you gotta be a story game this month for your New Year's resolution
Well, I already beat out in rank. That was a story game DLC
No one wants to see anyone want to see a game. I don't know a game
No way this happened
First of all
First of all, I don't know how you got this because nobody knows anything about us
This is very interesting. Did you see the ex-qc drama? No, I did not and it's being sent on Instagram. So what could this be?
Ah
Marathon idea question mark
Dude, I don't know why but low-key Batman seems so boring to me like I'm so born
Ron, just be hating on everything. Can I get a retweet?
This shit is not even that good. Let's be real here. This shit is just famous because it's a little kid getting bullied
I get bullied every single day. I don't make fucking music
I'm being honest, bro. I'm just being honest this dude. You could say Elrod all you want like looking back
It's not hating. It's just truth equals hate apparently
Bro, if I got bullied the way this kid gets bullied. Oh, I'm the laughing guy everyone laughs at me
Everyone giggles at me, bro
Everyone giggles at me when this kid gets bullied. Oh, let's give this kid a Grammy
Winter Olympics are going on right now. Let's see you get on the ice
She retired she returned last year won the world championship
She's competed all season with a smile on her face. There's no way okay
The Winter Olympics, right? Is it hard to figure skate?
And face is an important moment in the team competition here.
Guys, she's not 13, she's 20 now, you fucking idiots.
It literally says, he said when she was 13 she won.
Literally she's 20.
Won the World Championship. She's competed all season with a smile on her face.
And face is an important moment in the team competition here.
I
What's so special about Alyssa's skating this past year is how carefree she is under pressure
It looks like a heart of competition and she's to bring that same essence into the short program today
Going backwards good skating figure eight into a into a capital L
Into a you three. Oh, wow
Perfect. That's a good stopping point right there. That's good. That's good. That's not even bad
Flip. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,
ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty,
twenty-one, twenty-two, twenty-three, three, four, twenty-five, twenty-six, twenty-seven,
twenty-eight, twenty-nine, thirty-one, thirty-two. Wow!
Her next jumping pass, the triple let's triple loop. How is she not dizzy?
This is one short program, this is her advantage over Kawasaki Motoh.
Woo! Woo!
Little tight on that opening for the opening.
Little tight on that opening.
Did she drink Haterade this morning?
The fuck are you talking about? This is perfection!
One, two, three, four! Into a one, two, three, four!
A little tight on that opening for the less, but so precise right up into the triple.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Holy fucking momentum!
I want to do this
Wait, she's really talented is she like super big in the winter Olympics
Spend equals cool. Yeah, you're just some haters, bro
But none of y'all can do this bro
None of y'all could do this y'all say you saying North Korea could do better brother. It's better be nuts and bullshit
I feel like I'm not supposed to be on this side of the internet.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
I don't know.
He skipped it.
Don't skip.
Oh my god.
I hate when this shot says...
I
What?
Again? Come again?
That's normal again, bro, it's fine.
This is good, can I sing this song at all?
Wait, okay.
My family kisses.
Hold on.
Google translate.
English to North Korean.
Is North Korean not a real language?
I'm confused.
Korean.
What did that say?
My family kisses.
My family kisses.
Our family kisses.
Hold on now.
She lied her fucking ass off.
She just wanted to get that out.
Give me a fucking second here.
She just wanted to get that out.
Our family is kissing.
Wrong language boy? It says North Korean.
Am I stupid? Chinese?
Okay well I know what this chat is about to start doing.
We're going to go to every... I know what's about to happen.
I know it's not a surprise. I'm just not even gonna do this. I'm not even gonna give this shot. Yeah
It's vietnamese. Yep. There we go. Yeah, I see I see what's going on
Yo, do you think North Korea is safe to go to I want to be the first streamer to ever go to North Korea
Is this safe to go to or no?
You can't okay, but genuinely seriously why not I saw this video a long time ago, but like why not?
Like do you not think that they want me to stream there?
Be honest, how would they kill me?
Why would they kill me?
They're not gonna kill me on stream
What is the most dangerous place in the world like with like is it North Korea like with corruption?
like I feel like I'm a fucking political guy now holy shit but I'm just like whoa
yo wasn't there a dude wasn't there a dude chat who went to North Korea stole a
poster and then died
all right so we about to cross the fucking border bruh this is the real
fucking border bruh when I step my foot on the other side bro we're going to
North Korea let's fucking go I'm about to really be in North Korea this is it
Kim Jong-un where I come
FOOOOOO!
This is it?
Alright, shall we bust the cross?
Wait, I'm confused.
Do you think there's people looking at him right here?
Do you think there's people that are looking at him or no?
Are you serious?
So you think there's someone aiming a gun at him this whole time?
Kat!
Really?
They even have 70 months. Can I get a welcome to the jungle wrong streamer?
Illegally entering North Korea.
For several months the world has been consumed with one burning question.
Why has a secured place with hundreds of witnesses then the obvious place to hide is the
Wait what? I'm not watching this whole video where I have a tiktok brain. I can't watch
a 40 minute video. Show me something.
Watch the projector at the front of the room. What useful thing is he doing?
Wait, why are they on every single room? I heard about this. What is this? What's the point of this doing on his computer?
Oh, he's looking at North Korean propaganda photos on a Google image search knockoff
Is this really the most useful thing they can do with the computers and they're showing this to us to show off that?
They know how to use computers. Well, it's pretty obvious this room was designed as a show for sure. It's a law
All that's scary is Jeffrey FC alive and the FC files in his receipt that shows a YouTube
name of little Jeff one.
Wait, what?
He played Fortnite?
There's no way FC was this fucking good.
I guess FC was doing this?
The Jeff is back.
Hell ma bro, got rebooted.
Straight out of Tel Aviv.
Dude.
Wow, man.
Hey, official Fortnite here.
This was a ruse by 45 a few days ago in an existing Fortnite account.
There's no way we got in 2026 we have Fortnite talking about fucking Jeffrey Epstein, bro.
Holy shit, man.
What is going on, bro?
Holy shit.
Multivillioner can't afford YouTube premium.
That's how I know you're a bot for the government.
Welcome back to Slop Live.
Today's-
Bro, that's how I know you're a fucking idiot.
Imagine paying YouTube, paying YouTube money
when you could get an ad blocker.
Are you fucking stupid?
Like, genuinely, are you a stupid?
Are you a stupid or no?
Fire edit of you, Ron?
All right.
She's Louise, bro. Get this shit off my, oh my god, bro. Sneaking into a banned country.
This is me in the middle of a high-speed police chase trying to get into a banned-
If you're going to Epstein Island, I'm confused.
Country which no one knows. It has 24-hour police surveillance and it's said to be impossible to get into, but it wasn't always like this.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, no troll, no funny shit.
Let me just make sure I get rid of any type of search history, just in case.
Just in case.
You never know.
No, I'm not being sus.
No, I'm not being sus.
This is not sus.
Okay.
So you're telling me, if I wanted to, we could go to the island or no?
Like so this was his island?
Ask Tyler a livery, Ariel.
It's me running from security on Epstein's island after sneaking up-
Wait, so you could genuinely get on top of the island?
This is real?
You could get at- you could dead ass get on top of this?
On with the goal of reaching a temple on top of a mountain rumored to host satanic rituals.
I'm Arthur Jetski. We have this for like five hours. We need to do this quick before we get detected by authorities.
And after 15 minutes of driving-
Wait, they don't kill you?
I made it to Epstein Island.
The whole operation out here, people that work here.
Why is there still so much security on the island if he's dead?
And what are the owners of Epstein's Island still hiding?
Mysterious there.
Do you guys genuinely think there was an underground thing?
Like, I don't know. I mean, I believe in everything, but like...
Bro, do you not like get scared of like how the government works, bro?
Like if that if this is the real thing is no one here scared of the world
I've always thought about this like are you guys not scared like bro?
I know there's not a lot of you that are like oh you shouldn't be scared because you can't do anything about it true
True, but at the same time it's like bro. I get like worried
Like I don't know
Like you can't.
Come on, almost like it's inviting us to enter.
You're fine.
You're a Jew.
The temple's behind me.
I just climbed up hill.
And it feels like I'm under attack at this part.
This is the temple where crazy stuff went down.
What the best thing?
What the best thing?
After making it to the temple, I turned around and saw this.
Anything detected?
Wait, so why is there security still on the island?
Oh my god.
Now security is right behind me going full speed in my direction.
We're done!
I'm out of here!
What's the difference?
There's no way this isn't a script, right? You can't go to the island. There's no way. Wait, so I'm so confused.
Wait, so this is- he had this big of an island, or no? What the fuck, he had a house on the island?
This is he had this big of an island or no, what the fuck he had a house on the island
Wait, is this the spot is this that one thing I can't see it, but is that one thing?
Wait what I thought I'm not kidding. I thought the island was way smaller you guys are calling me stupid
I know there's probably a bunch of people who thought the island was way small. I thought it was literally just this I
I didn't know there's a whole like resort
Press 3d bottom, right?
Well, I didn't fucking help
Wait so how much is this island?
Use Google Earth
Stop trying to be weird. I'm asking a fucking question. 125 million. What did Jeffrey Epstein even do to get money? Does anyone know? I didn't even know who he was.
I actually had no clue who he was.
He scammed basically fine it and this is even worse dog island. What is dog island?
Oh, I might be showing my screen. What is dog island? What is this? I don't know. Wait,
So this is just a random island he doesn't own this
Wait, where is this?
Wait, this isn't in the US
Whoa, whoa
What the fuck?
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay. I'm not even kidding you. I'm not even kidding
Google Maps make the earth look so small. I didn't realize how big the earth is
Holy shit!
Wait, so he deadass owned...
Wait, where is it?
So this is his island right here.
This is his island?
Wait, so I'm so confused.
Where did he live? Did he live permanently on the island?
on the island? I'm confused.
Where did...
You guys are calling me stupid when I'm asking questions, becoming like retarded to stream.
I can't even ask anything now. Like, I'm dead, like I'm actually asking questions.
So he lived in New York City and he owned an island.
I'm just gonna, no, no, you're gonna start seeing people just get timed out for just being retarded.
I'm not getting, like, I'm dead serious.
I'm probably just gonna start giving out timeouts.
There's a theory that the Nickelodeon is owned by Epstein because of the island looks like it. No
Is it not
Yes, there's a Nickelodeon logo right and like the perspective I've got I don't have a full top down
But you can almost see there's that little nub out there
I think it's just the way that the camera is taking this picture
If you look at it, is this a coincidence? I don't know.
Correct bird's eye satellite view of Epstein Island.
I mean, it's pretty much the Nickelodeon logo.
This is a reach. This is low-key a reach,
but there is definitely pedophiles on Nickelodeon.
Let's be real here.
It shows his emails and stuff.
What did I just click? What did I just?
What is this?
Wait, this is his email?
Is this legal?
Wait, how do they legalize this?
Wait, this is so weird.
Wait, no, no, no, I'm not defending him.
Obviously, he's a fucking terrible person.
We all are retweeting that we're all gonna agree that scene isn't we're out
But I'm gonna be honest with you wait is this allowed to have someone's email
Isn't this kind of like wait is it like can they do this to to anyone or no?
Public public documents made it into the website. I'm literally just asking a quote. Yo, you guys think me asking questions equals defending
I'm literally just saying in a world
You're panicking. I don't have anything in my email. This is just interesting. I look hi Jeffrey
So I'm basically Epstein right now. What did he what was his last email you are dead good riddance by Cody root hand
Wait, why does it say redacted?
Right this guy's a bot. He had fucking Cura deGest. Are you a fucking idiot?
But do you just sign up for everything? Dear Jeff, I read the newspaper today. I
can't believe they arrested you again. You're the only man on the planet who
would never be a bad with any woman. You love them too much. It is so untrue what
they're saying. If you need my support, I'm here. I was 19 when I met you and our
wonderful common friend, Prince Andrew. You've never done anything wrong to me.
Holy fucking dick writer. Yo, you're a fucking bot
Then this guy used to have the dumbest fucking emails ever yo, do you sign up for every news outlet god damn
Wait, who could I type in the search bar who could I type in the search bar? This is so interesting
Jeffrey Epstein's property?
He had $56 million in cash?
$14 million in fixed income?
$112 million in equities?
$200 million in hedge fund?
He had a $55 million apartment, $70 million house.
Holy shit, this guy is a, wait, so he was a billionaire?
He was a billionaire?
Like not a billionaire, but he had like almost a billion
dollars.
Wait, I'm like zoning in right now.
Jeffrey Epstein didn't fund himself.
He operated, was a bank or by billionaire money,
Especially, yeah, there's some weird shit going on in the world.
People, Elon Musk!
Bro, I didn't even know you could do this.
Red and Joe, I will meet me in Palm Beach
until even the 28th, and I'll fly them to the island.
Then to Boston, the 30th, come.
Have to be in London and California on those dates.
Another time we were choosing, just let me know.
You're welcome spoke to red Hoffman yesterday. Are you planning to do ST board equals H again for Christmas?
Elon Musk don't know. Yeah, you know Musk is a fucking dork. Holy shit
Yeah, you take like a dork God damn well you are welcome to the island red is coming with Joe
It's the 6th of December come visit
Holy shit
Due to the high level of the email, might as well just change the V-sign and text.
Wait, motherfuckers don't type in text messages, they type on fucking email, am I old or am
I like...
This looks pretty normal.
Is there anything like...
Any East Coast plans just emailed.
No, I'm focused on Tesla and SpaceX.
try to understand the Constitution assuming. Damn, bro, this motherfucker was really locked in on SpaceX.
Do you have any parties planned? I've been working on the edge of sanity this year.
Once my kids have a moment for Christmas, I really want to, the party and the invitation is much
Much appreciated, but Peaceful Islanders is the opposite of what I'm looking for.
Understood.
Search Pizza.
What is pizza?
This fat motherfucker signed up for Papa John's.
Are you dead, S?
Are you serious?
Alert Order Pizza.
pizza for Bobby Slayton. Jeffrey Epstein. She looks pregnant. You mean the radiating
a soft glow with the look of bliss and excitement. Yeah, that's the pizza. Dot, dot, dot. Yo,
I'm not even kidding. There has to be, yo, if this is the weirdo here, imagine how many
Many other people are actually weirdos.
This is kind of like an eerie feeling, no?
This is low.
I know pizza equals kids, guys.
I know.
But I'm saying, is this not like eerie, like to think of, like this is like so weird to
know that this is a human that's like, it's as we like to see pizza place, can you help
send it please?
Do I click this link or no?
I'm clicking it.
Oh yeah, this is not a real pizza place.
What the fuck is this?
Can I talk to...
Owner of Gulf Oil Limited.
What are the deal parameters, sirs?
Partner or Invest-A-Buy?
Yes, talk.
Where do they say pizza in this?
What? Why is this...
Wait, the name is just pizza.
Holy...
Yo, what is going on?
This is so weird.
May I bring in a slice of pizza to you, respectfully?
Who's emailing at six o'clock saying,
I'm gonna bring you a slice of pizza?
Bro, who's gonna email that?
This is so weird.
Bobby is happy to meet at our two as of every he's asking me to bring he thinks
I have some
wait so what else can I search his email for this is so interesting I don't
even know who these people are Bill Gates
Yo, I'm not even kidding, holy shit, dude, okay, I don't, yo, this, this is like nuts
to read.
I'm like zoning out.
You are, yo, this is like crazy.
It's just weird.
Trump?
I don't even see Trump on here.
Where is it?
Wait, what other key words can I type?
Become a Trump MVP, Donald J. Trump.
Contribute any amount.
What is this?
I want you to pedophiles.
I want you to know how important,
Is this like a troll? Wait, this got me a troll, right?
2020, wait, this has to be...
Wait, what is this?
Is this a troll?
Was this set after he died?
He was dead already?
Oh, okay, I was about to say, Jesus fucking Christ.
Wait, what is before this, though?
I'm cooking it, fuck it.
Is this the right email to see everything I feel like everyone's how did you guys see all the other shit like what else should I be looking up in this
Look at the bottom middle this
Can I react to this on stream or no
What the fuck is yo, this is weird. Oh my god, like this is low key weird
This is low key so weird. Oh my god
You could see how he texts people
We are scheduled to go to this house and coach from her I will then go out for the rest of the week cool
Can we yes, perfect. Can we do it late morning? All canceled. You're not coming in
Who is Steve Bannon like who are these people?
What did he buy on Amazon?
Oh, hell no.
Oh, this is disgusting.
An oxygen concentrator machine for children?
a toy, the birth of tragedy and these little kid books, king-size mattress with extra-thick
mattress pad cover.
How can people like defend this?
This is so weird.
This is actually so weird.
What the fuck am I looking at?
No one is?
There's people out there like that are a hundred percent like oh, he didn't do it on the light and
You know, I don't okay, I mean I might get killed I mean probably not I'm not that important in the world
But bro, how the fuck is someone like Jay-Z getting away like
Yo
If the government so you you could search the episode was kind of AIDS
This is way too hard for me. I gotta go back to this website.
Wait, I'm so confused. So the government knew about this the whole time?
Like, is that not concerning?
Like, what the fuck?
You know what's crazy?
Bro, they wipe our brain just like this.
Literally like this. Not wipe, but they distract us with other shit going on in the world.
This world is so controlled. Like, I don't want to sound like a fucking nut job,
because this is how you go down a rabbit hole of being a fucking nut.
But the reason I don't go down that rabbit hole is because there's nothing you can do, right?
There's actually nothing you can do.
This world is controlled.
Everything that you're doing is controlled.
And that's why you shouldn't go down this rabbit hole.
But if you do go down the rabbit hole, it's actually fucking insane.
Like how nutty this is, like how like, like it's actually sad.
It's actually sad.
And it's going to go on for the rest of our lives until, until the world ends one day.
What? He purchased your headphones?
What?
This fat bitch is eating fucking ding-dongs?
Holy shit, bro! You order everything at the same fucking time! How many glasses do you need?
So there's no like a system on Amazon that can strike accounts that are fucking weird
Holy shit this guy's buying a bunch of weird shit like is there no judges that can see this shit like
Amazon was made to traffic people I'm saying I don't give a fuck I'm gonna get killed
Something's going on in the world, but they want you to seem stupid bruh. He's have a third eye
Holy shit, what is a J drive?
Can you send me please new ticket to Moscow?
Holy fucking, this is so weird.
Photos? Can I react to this on stream?
What the fuck is this?
Wait, I'm so confused. Who's taking these photos?
What?
Oh, hell no.
So I don't know what it like oh
My god
Wait, how did he so I don't want to sound stupid, but I'm learning how did he lure people into this island?
Like how did everyone just say oh, we're going this is the guy. This is the guy and then
Money but bro like up like how the fuck?
But my question is too, why would these people let him take a picture if like I obviously like think of a think be in the mind of a weirdo right?
Imagine you're him, right? You're a weirdo, whatever it might be. Why would you allow someone to take a photo of you, right?
Why would you allow someone to take a photo of you? Blackmail? But I'm saying is so they accepted money, but in return they would have photos of them.
like I'm confused that is that what it is
Who is this girl with him?
They were a five months who is this girl
His wife what's her name and why did why did she not say anything or is she like a weirdo too?
She was a part of it. Is she still alive or no?
In jail, right?
This is so weird.
There's so much weird shit that happens in the world, holy fuck.
Why is he taking FitPix, like what is this?
That is not tough.
This is the photo that you guys photoshopped me on, you fucking weirdos.
I'm glad I can fucking see it now.
What are you just linking me, bro?
What?
What the fuck is this?
He took 4,200 flights?
All to this fucking island 3000 passengers this guy's a fucking actual like this guy's
an actual fucking weird oh my god like how do you fuck wait so my question is
why did they black out some of the faces can someone tell me
oh hell no other children
It's kind of looks like an older person.
What?
Oh, it's victims.
Wait, so why is he here?
Michael Jackson here.
Like, are these celebrities actually this weird?
How hard is it to be a normal fucking human?
I'm so confused.
Like how hard is it?
They framed him.
But how do we even know that's the truth?
Like I-
This is just weird.
He loved this fucking red puffer.
What's up with this guy?
I don't have to react to this, by the way, guys, if you don't want me to.
I'm just very fascinated right now.
It's the first time I've ever seen this.
Like, I don't know if you guys want music on or something.
I'm just like, actually, this is like real time reacting.
Like, I don't even feel like I'm live.
What the fuck is this photo?
Jesus Christ.
It's his kids
Brother what kind of weird shit I
Think someone who takes photos of this shit is like what like I guess it's him like
Like I don't know it just it looks so eerie like this is so weird
Like I don't even know who this is like who are these people?
So these are just like the elites like I'm confused like who are these people these like important people
There's so much what the fuck am I even oh
Hell no
Bro, I'm gonna be honest with you, like, there's so many weird people in the world.
It's actually so fascinating to me how much secret shit is going on in the world.
And it's like, bro, I try not to get my head too wrapped around it because you'll just,
again, you'll fall into this, you'll fall into this hole forever.
You'll fall into this hole forever of where you're always just like, what is this?
What is that?
What is this?
What is this?
But it's like, damn, bro.
It's like, you will never, ever know the truth.
know the truth bro you'll never know the truth and it's fucking scary it's so
scary it's like damn
there's 9,000 photos I'm going through all these not all of them but I'm going
through a lot of these am I gonna lie this is so interesting to me click the
left. What the fuck? I guess there's only three photos? I guess there's a photo of a photo?
This would be more believable if there was another photo, two, three photos, but one of
them is a photo of a photo.
There hasn't been a single one of those in here.
Wait, hold on.
Is this all redacted?
What's going on here?
What in the fuck is all this shit, bro? I'm not even kidding, bro. This shit is so weird, bro.
Like, what do you think the cause of all this shit is? Seriously?
Holy shit!
It's all blacked out. What is this?
All right, relax, buddy
You thought this was a good fucking photo you weirdo
Maybe it loaded now hold on
Well, why is all loading not loading
Like what even is this easing a partner stress
For this guy's a bot. I'm I've been kidding. Oh, here we go
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
What the fuck is
She was low playing
What the fuck?
Bro, this guy is actually, I don't know how to say it, I have a friend's schedule, but
she asked $1,000 for a girl, I'll send you girls now.
Maybe someone will be good for Jay.
What the fuck?
Is this?
Bro, I'm sorry baby check stop doing this like I'm
Okay, I gotta square this like some bro low key. I'm just like so fucking like interested
Like I'm so interested
like this is so fascinating like how much he got away with am I better get
like shot in my head for reacting to this or no like no normal person is just
randomly taking photos of this like why are you taking photos of this you have
to be sending this is such a weird thing it's like it's like weird because he's
taking a photo on a camera emailing it like this is the FBI photos I was about
to say bro I was about to say like is he said it like so this is shit that they
came after he died yeah my fucking dick in balls they fucking knew about this
shit
so that's all the photos
Yeah, but this is such a weird look whole yo, yo, how do you even like this is such a weird
look like look at the fucking doors like
Is this a real photo or is this AI?
This doesn't even look real.
But like, I know obviously none of us, hopefully, are weirdos, but like, why?
What is the satisfaction of having sex with young people?
Like what is, I don't, like how do you get to that level of like weirdos?
Like is it money?
Like is it like, like what is it like?
How do you even like get to that level?
It's power but like that's so weird.
Like what?
That's just like, like they think they could do anything they want.
Okay, but I'm like, it just doesn't make sense if like you could do anything you want.
The first thing you're doing is having sex with children.
It's like, like, you skip this?
Brother, are you fucking stupid?
This is so fucking weird, holy shit.
I might have been kidding, bro.
Like, I thank God every day that I'm not a fucking weirdo, bro.
Like, how do you even get to this level?
Not even thanking God, just like being a normal,
be a normal fucking human, bro.
Be a normal fucking human.
Simple as that.
React with XQC?
Does he want to react to it?
Is he still in my content?
What is this?
Very interesting.
LOL.
Any context clues you can pick up on some of this shit now
What so you're gonna steal my content and then not invite me to a call
You're gonna steal my content and then not ask the call. It's all good. You are not the debunker. It's okay. I'm not a debunker
Yo, you have like a hundred million dollars. Please tell me we're not gonna find files of you in like the next ten years, right?
You're not a weirdo like this, right? I
mean
What I mean
But depends what type
Files I bought file without weird files like these are weird as we're talking about some late game like like evil shit
What? What do you mean? No, I don't know what you mean. I don't know. I said, oh, I'm
I'm I'm I'm I'm saying I'm saying these are evil. These are evil people files though.
I thought files were not evil though. Interesting. So you've never you've never met Epstein, huh?
But I don't get I think I was a lot of no I was a lot of why would a random Canadian
French eating a vet
Interact with some some billionaire Andy
Like well both mastermind of the of the United States
You're getting super defensive man. That's a brawl. I was I was 18 plus so clearly not something
That's a question bro. I mean why I'm just ever saying I was an adult
So I mean am I not am I not out of the venue at that point?
No, maybe partate
What about you though? What about you though? What do you mean, bro? I don't even know
today
Did you check if you're fighting pants on the files at all?
My parents yeah, my mom's not you might want to check it. You might want to check why you're putting this on me
confused because then
Didn't your mom see some finish guy at the club or whatever was that?
I forgot I was Mike Tyson Mike Tyson. Yeah, same. Yeah, my cousin is a rich old guy at the old days
Okay, and Eddie from kick is a billionaire. So talk to me. Have you done anything with
Have you ever done any freaky things with billionaires? Have you know?
Do you have to do anything? Did you have to do anything to get your wealth or did you like to talk to me?
Or maybe you're talking too much. Oh, yeah, are you gonna have to be silenced? I'm asking
There is your ship of a boy here, man. It's not asking you're talking about millionaires billionaires. Okay. Yo, you
I've even made you disappear, little buddy.
Eddie will treat you to dust, pal.
Wait, but why are you, you're talking too much.
You should just let it happen, if that's the case.
What's going on here?
I'm just asking a simple question, bro.
You said that my mom knew billionaires,
blah, blah, blah, blah, whatever.
You are best friends with billionaires!
Multiple billionaires.
So I'm confused.
So what?
So what?
Yo, Eddie doesn't need to have you.
Wait, wait, wait, why are we still talking about Eddie?
Has everyone talked, yo, if we're gonna talk about Eddie,
bring him in here so he can give me a pick.
though. Bijan did a handle. Bijan did a handle. I mean, he hangs out on the yachts
with the with little narrow doors and shit like that. I mean, I'm actually some of his
posts. He hangs out with the elites though. Are you serious? But he's not freaking though.
Yeah, you didn't know that? Basically, he's cool. Can you tell them to give me a stake
Yo, that's why I brought up Eddie.
Oh, uh...
Yeah, it's gonna be a no for now, but...
Yeah, listen, you've been black balled up. I'm sorry, that's all I'm gonna say.
Eddie, give me a gambling game, bro.
You wouldn't even do it, to be honest.
I'm trying to buy fucking cars, bro.
Yo, that stuff is crazy!
Bro, it gets pretty weird, like, I'm not gonna lie.
I I actually don't get how like I get it because the government's in on it like bro. What the fuck like
What did he listen to on Spotify he had 23 like tracks
No, I think a lot of the guys are fake though. No, no, I think this is directly taken from his files, right chat
Dude, I'm telling you some master
Good afternoon, Special Agent Addicted.
Good afternoon.
Could you please state and spell out a full name for the record?
Nobody in the world fucking knows.
Some reference from some book or some shit on some wall to writing.
At least I found some crazy shit.
Like, I'm telling you.
Somebody's going to debunk it with like fucking pure autism.
Like, I won a 99% extract autism.
Like, I'm telling you.
What about your files though?
Well thankfully I don't have any files, I've never reached the wealth to become a weirdo,
but it seems to be once you become like a billionaire you become like a pedophile or
something like that.
What's going on?
Yeah, it's almost going to scare us in that bit.
It feels like there's nothing to do late game if all the burners-
What?
That's a crazy sentence.
What?
So once you become
So what's it?
Late game I said like the billionaires. Why do they all conduct weird shit though?
No, I mean
I agree that the way is there's nothing else to do. No, I said the same thing
I said the same thing it's weird shit once you become like a billionaire and this is what I said
First of all if I was a billionaire, I wouldn't be a billionaire for longer than today because I'd give all my money away
That's number one number two if I was a billionaire
If I was a billionaire, okay, like how do you just like all of a sudden just become like a pedophile
but literally just buy every dream car buy every watch like
Give back maybe like a hundred thousand dollars like well that's what that's my show
Okay, in in that realm of things right then then that would be a bad argument because then you would have it all
then I mean
Then you would have it all
If you did that you burn through it, but why right? Yeah, but why?
yo
Sorry, why why pedophilia though like everyone in my child's tummy? Oh, it's power
But like I'm confused when you have a billion dollars. Is that not enough power like I'm confused
Uh, I mean it's never enough right like that's that there's that so what is the end like what is the end?
I'm confused like what is the end?
I mean there is no end
There's no right, right?
Is this on your wall why they tell me this is on your wall? What's on my wall?
The law business
Look at that. I'm not as I mean this is on your wall
Yeah, this is my one what about it
This is actually yours
Yeah, why may it's it's erase now, but yeah, what is this on the top left?
It brought bro. These are like these are doodles. This is like a like a LA sucks. There's a key to LA and
Then above all is Illuminati trying. What am I?
Money is cringe a lot of his cringe and a lot of it like some it's like some some surface level like cringe like shit
It's just that it but it's just like drawing for fun. It's like a they might be thinking you're just drawing you know me
I enjoy drawing and I would pace around the kitchen
and this is the kitchen wall, right?
And I would just draw like when I was bored.
Like I would be on phone calls and shit like that,
like in voice meetings or whatever, right?
And I would just be drawing.
This building on the top left looks familiar.
It's actually some soccer pitch.
Really?
Yeah, it's like this building.
Oh, no, it's a soccer pitch.
Um, um, hold on, is everything okay?
There are some cool ones in here though.
There are some cool ones in here.
Like there's some cool like meanings, you know what I mean?
Wait a minute.
Is this the same tiger that Epstein had?
Which one?
On the top right?
That's actually Andretz drawing.
That's her contribution to the wall.
The wall?
That's what you call it.
The wall?
So you make people sign this?
Oh yeah, but you signed it.
Some people signed it.
It's hidden though.
Interesting.
I never get to finish it though.
I had actually a cool plan for the wall,
but I realized that, you know what's that?
I realized that if I had a plan for the wall,
then the wall sucks.
Because the wall was just meant to be,
no clashes on it, right?
And if it becomes a thing where I want to do it,
then it's lame, did I mean?
That's why I kind of stopped doing it.
So I'm confused, right?
Let me ask you something.
You were talking about once you reach a million dollars,
you have all this power, whatever.
Someone like you who has a hundred million dollars,
like what's next for you, what do you find?
Or more, or more.
What do you find?
I mean, bro.
No, no, I feel like you think of wealth as like a curve.
Some of your curve, it might be,
I think wealth is like, it's plateaus, right?
where it's like, I think me and you
are on the same kind of stage.
What do I know?
The next stage is yachts and like ultra mega shit.
You know what I mean?
Like that's like the billionaire shit,
where you don't look at the price,
even if it's like a multi-million dollar shit.
Well, me right now, the way I view it is,
I'm so like, bro, like you,
when you can comfortably say like for you, right?
You could be like, all right, I'm not gonna stream today.
I don't have to blah, blah, blah.
I don't gotta do this.
I don't know where I got my money.
I don't think I don't.
I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't,
I don't know if that's a lame thing, but yeah, go ahead.
But I'm saying I can't do that if I wanted to.
So it's like, I disagree.
We're not on the same path at all.
Then that's your failsafe then.
That's, that's, that is your mental.
That's good thing.
How's that a bad thing?
Bro, the human experience, the human life
is to struggle.
If you're stuck in this kind of loop
that you can almost force something to,
where you're gonna have to do things,
that's part of the life experience,
so that's good, you know what I mean?
Like losing one part of the action is bad.
Like let's say there was no type of economy, right?
Let's just say everyone here had a billion dollars
and a billion dollars actually made you
had a billion dollars with that.
You know what I mean, you know what I'm saying?
So, so, so communism.
No, I'm just saying, I don't know,
I don't know what those words are,
I'm not really like anything.
I'm just saying like in a world where let's say everyone's like damn, I want to be,
let's make it simpler. I want to be a millionaire.
Let's say every single human in the world was a millionaire, every single human.
But like the economy is the same as it is right now, right now.
I feel like people would be like, damn, I want this next. I want this next.
So, so I do agree. So you know what I'm saying? So it's like,
I don't want to hear you all, but you're talking about two concepts that are
fundamental. And you're talking about the, um, one,
one, the hierarchy of needs of Maslow and two, the hedonic treadmill, right?
And it's the, um, human, it's the human acclimation to, um,
to new standards. So let's say, let's say tomorrow, let's say,
right now you're happy. It's the moment somebody chucks chucks with your,
one of your leg off, right? You're gonna be unhappy at one point with the
human brain does, you will stabilize back to almost the same level happens.
You were before, you know, you have one less legged, right?
So how do we, yeah, go ahead.
So if you acclimate everybody at the same spot
and nobody can move, yet it's awful.
I don't think that human is designed this way.
They mean we've outpaced human development in that way.
Very interesting.
Yeah.
Because we're meant to struggle,
we're meant to hunt, we're meant to,
we're meant to have problems.
I don't disagree with that,
because every time I've had a problem,
it makes me want to work,
it makes me want to do something,
it makes me want to change my way of thinking.
So I get that.
But I'm just like, damn, but I'm just like,
I still just don't get it.
Like how do you become so wealthy, so successful,
whatever you're doing, and you just become a pedophile
who fucks children like how, like what is it?
I don't, I don't, maybe I don't get it
because I'm not that, but like I just don't get it.
I don't get it.
I actually just don't get it.
Like I know everyone's like, oh, I don't get it either,
but like it's just like, I just don't get it.
Like it doesn't make any sense.
Like when people say, oh, it's power, okay?
But what is it?
Like I don't understand what that means
when people say it's the devil, okay?
But what does that mean?
I just don't get it.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
You know what?
You know, I-
How can you in this chat call me stupid
for asking what, it's a simple bro?
It's not, it's not, it's not, it's not, that's good.
I just don't know.
I think it's, it's like, I think for them, hold on.
Maybe a part of it is like it.
It is like it's like it's like it's like,
You know, you say, oh, why, why, and it's all awful.
And I would never ask this question, right?
But I'm getting these people, right,
are thinking, oh, oh, oh, this, whatever.
And then they probably go, why not?
You know what I mean?
They probably do it in reverse.
You know what I mean?
But I'm saying like, let's say, forget Epstein.
Let's say, let's say someone like,
like I don't even want to say serve you
because I don't even know their background.
I'm just saying like, someone who works their way up
to become a millionaire, then a hundred millionaire,
then a billionaire, whatever it might be, right?
I just don't get it how you work so,
like you work hard, even if you fuck people over,
you're still working hard in some capacity.
And then all of a sudden your instinct is,
oh, I'm going for children.
Like to me, bro, like I get people are evil,
but like it's just the concept, I guess,
is so insane to me that it's like,
I can't get it through my brain
as well as other people can, like how other people can.
I don't know, maybe I'm just stupid, bro, I don't know.
No, I don't think it's stupid.
I just think that you're,
Um, fuck knows is it a photo again?
So I say I suppose the long, um, balloons in the files.
Well, I mean, bro, I just double up on it.
I was, what?
Why?
I ever said, wait, I mean, it's dumb though.
I mean, I think it's a real photo.
I mean, I don't want to do it.
Wait, see, this is weird.
What, what, why would he censor like this though?
Oh, it makes sense.
make sense if it's it makes sense if I'm assuming if somebody was a victim right
even though it's in their files they'll censor it because if they don't this is
something and only related and censored then they can they can turn on who it is
and it was not this is a real and entire files that should be censored about
somebody this is fucking scary is a real photo
What's up?
The Amplizarian posted this image of Post Malone in Facebook to this day.
Was this included in the FC files?
I mean, damn it.
Nah, it's the Amplizarian photo, it's the Amplizarian photo.
Every pic I post on my Instagram is in the files of my girl's face blacked out.
It's not because they're an adult that it's nothing burger.
This is so fucking crazy.
Like I think I find it more crazy that it's all documented and like I have obviously someone in the US people in the US
And knew about this is I don't know. I just maybe I'm so naive. I don't know like this is just crazy
Me that was looks fucking nice though. What the fuck? Oh?
Well, that's fucking busted it
Would you ever buy an island? Oh
Oh, no, I I get homesick when I fuck it when I'm fucking downstairs, you know, I mean
You miss me
Yeah, I miss you but we don't we don't do much together. You know, I mean you want to hang out sometimes soon
Yeah, yeah, we should do so we should do I realm but like
Where do you add?
I'm a bit a my best yeah, are you in Canada?
Yeah, but I'm moving soon.
When are you moving?
I'm very soon.
We could go to you.
We could go to you.
I go to LA to do some something fun though.
Man, just move out here.
One of these days I could get a set up out there in your house.
I could be like, yo, Q,
I'm coming over to LA to do some streams.
Where I could say, you know what I'm saying?
I mean, are you living in your house or what?
I just fucking spilled air once.
Saratoga sparkling water on me.
God damn it!
My life is so hard.
Is that sponsored?
No, it just is expensive.
Go to go to work at OSC. Oh see. Yeah. Why are you getting in your house or what? We're trying to repair this house first
Only repaired well, there's damages and then we have to sell it
Or tell it
We're trying to get out the lease early. No, we don't trust me. They did not buy we're paying 75k a month and right now
Yeah, yeah, but there's so many of you guys don't that actually
Well, well, hold on.
Nope, not as much as you think.
Redacted statements coming out, can't say much.
It's not as easy as you hear 75K and that's what it is.
All of a sudden, it's more than that.
All of a sudden, and more and more, and then it's more,
and then we get this, it's more, and then once you're done,
oh yeah, we're good, we're good.
No, no, no, Q, it's more, and then it's more,
and then all of a sudden, it's more, and then it's more.
I think it's so much more.
Hold on, hold on at least, hold on at least,
but not inside it.
I don't know.
I don't want to speak on it.
Listen, allegedly, I don't want to speak.
Well, good thing I didn't sign it,
but somehow it says my signature.
Listen, allegedly, right,
we're just trying to get out of this house.
That's all we're trying to do, bro, that's all we're trying to do.
Again, but what's the maximum damages that you can pay?
We're done, we have the damages paid.
They're getting worked on right now.
It's not even that much.
Yeah, but they don't even want.
I mean, bro, I've heard about people like,
how the fuck did they charge like,
trying to get ahead of the game.
No, no, no, no, no.
this house so for this house that we're in I think it was like 30k to repair
saw that much like split amongst everyone but but but but but but but the
seventh on house somehow I don't even I don't want to be going on a stream bro
somehow I'm hearing number number this number that number that I'm like what is
going on whole go when I tell you you wouldn't believe the number I would I
I literally, you wouldn't believe it, I would say.
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
It costs more to the hell.
It's too hard.
It's too hard.
It's too hard?
No, it's just like, they're just,
listen, bro, if I speak them in big trouble,
I'm very troubled.
I fact, cause I,
20, 31, January 1st, excuse me,
I'm very troubled.
I finally found a guy with whom I had amazing sex.
It's seriously great, but he is not here right now,
and I started suffering and I can't focus at all.
I think about sex all the time.
I see cocks everywhere.
It's deeply troubling.
Soon I don't even have to macerate and I will come.
That would be funny.
We'll try to appeal to it.
This is a real email?
What is this?
Can't see it, man.
I can't spell.
Yeah.
Find suits of armor.
Some suits of armor.
What?
the robber barons to fight over the best armed position.
Bro, these people are so fucking bored.
That's kind of cruel though, armor though, like medieval shit.
While on this yacht he witnessed an African-American male having sex with a white blonde female,
all of whom were bleeding during intercourse.
He was a victim of a type of ritualistic sacrifice in which his feet were cut, but no scarring.
On the yacht he witnessed babies being d-
Yo, what the fuck is in these emails?
Okay, yo, what are you fucking reading?
It's from the FBI, it's from the FBI.
Yeah, but is it a person's report?
Is it like,
conventionalizing the tips sometimes,
or conventionalizing the fucking?
Just this dog gov, it's on the government website.
No, no, no, I know, but because I think
the whatever you find that thing to be in,
you know what I mean?
I know what you're looking at, so it's kind of hard to tell.
A lot of the shit is kind of boring though.
like a lot of the allies you know
i know this much like i think there's a lot of reactions that we should not be
there
i'm so confused
i'm so am i reading something wrong child why i see the emails i see the
emails
i'm just getting links shit by these linkers in my chat
here
is then mark on bankrupt
all this is like it is like some some fucking bullshit
what the fuck is this for this creepiest
was it all like like a few names in it i think every name
one of the names they all disappeared randomly
some have all randomly disappeared
they should catalog it
there's all all names that are better better better uh...
like people's names is all in it is not a name
well the people on the left that says the left i think that's his pins i'm
pretty sure is it not
in email or my stupid i could be so stupid
is that no
no this this was a big issue reconstruction of it
reconstruction but it like
it's a catalog it hasn't do it
i'm so confused
uh...
you get ten gift to go to the chair of the office of palm beach property
uh...
and that's what everything threatened to expose Trump's shady real estate deals.
You think about this, this is an illegal suspicion.
The Guardian.
It's not running a story.
Um...
Gemini, what is this?
What are you hiding in here?
Asking my name, boss.
Is XQC in this?
I cannot answer that question. I do not have access to information about the name of individual XQC.
Okay, is Stephen Hawking a part of this?
I couldn't find any documents or even yet.
It's some bullshit.
He was a hundred percent in that.
So what the fuck is this?
He's a search above the switch.
What?
But he saw many flights.
He took Ted Bundy.
You saw many flights.
He took her now.
No, what if like that?
It's on the bottom.
It says J flights.
He took 4,300 flights with 3,302 unique passengers.
That has me, no, they probably tracked the actual plane itself, but they probably charted it to a bunch of different people.
They probably charted that shit to friends and connections.
I'm not going to lie, I'm not starting to believe this is you, bro.
It literally says just Jeffrey thousand flights with guests 800 flights empty legs
2,300 so this is like trance porting like goods and shit. Hey, bro. Are you a part of this or something like that?
I'm confused. No, no, you said 4,000. That's one thousand
4,000 to fight just Jeffrey 1,000 with guests 800 empty legs
2,300 this is like saying if that was right, that was right. Oh
No, no, no, this is like so any shipping I think like putting on flights
They're like I don't think he chorted saying is that I was literally correct. Got it like so dumb
You're so defensive, bro. Well, no, it's just oh, I'm saying this she's like interesting yet
But like we're saying random shit. I'm reading it. It's inaccurate like it's inaccurate. I mean, I hate when there's inaccuracies
I don't like it
2000 I mean I need to know so whatever you want about it. I don't know if you should have done it
Like dude it because it doesn't make sense to me that you wouldn't take a father-in-flight. It's what it is
Why did FC die?
2000 and 19 but what what but what what month 2019 but one month that they claimed he died
Huh August
off see there's a bunch of guys that and people in here that are not on the
left side of the screen okay yeah this is just so many weird like how's this
guy you know I'm like I'm like I was talking my chat about this but like you
go down this hole bro because you can't do anything about it just the way the
world is unfortunately but like bro like this is like insane I pay fucking like
Taxes to fucking pedophilic weirdos and like holy shit
That's true
Yeah, who are these people anyway
What am I reading? Like like
What I'm saying is that let's say you said oh I took a million flights. I said, you know, that's impossible
Well, like I just don't say like there's only like there's a 1000 and because it gives
That'd be an instant on a jets timer. I don't think anybody ever did that 4,000
Is this really shit, is this real what I'm reading?
Maybe I'm not like this in 2022 this guy tweeted CIA and Mossad and
Arpidos elite are running some kind of sex trafficking entrapment blackmail ring out of Puerto Rico and Caribbean islands
They're gonna frame me the laptop planted by my ex-grapher who was a spy they'll torture me deaf
And then they said that he died. Is this real?
Am I just a bot?
Oh, he never tweeted once after this.
Dude, there's so many...
The problem I have with this, right?
All this is that...
Why is there so many flights?
Why is there 3,000 passengers?
A lot of them go on the island
on a plane with somebody
Somebody who's a convicted absolute scum of the earth in 2008 buddy. He was convicting 2008 though
They knew
I'm scared deal with Satan like are they gonna come for me
For exposing this the people or am I not big enough? Yes?
Yeah, I mean you're a small ant
But if I think crazy though, oh
Yeah, I'd like my doors
I mean I would ask the question to anybody on any of this why they're flying with some
guy who is convicted like doing some some literally bottom 0.01% shit convicted not
accused anyway what are you looking at I don't even know anymore I really don't think I'm
done reacting to this bro this is like too much for me yeah it's a little bit
much for real a lot of crap chairs though also what is it all we think the
picture something and then and then you write it down so it's labeled in the
catalog that's in a sense can you watch the interview video wasn't the interview
fake I heard it was like AI I maybe I'm stupid so does he never do crack it I
I don't know why don't you text them
What what are you looking at why is this redacted though wait? Well, I mean look
What on?
Like can we do a ball spot check who is this guy? I?
Wonder who he's with bro. I wonder who he's with I know it's somebody over there, but you can not
Not a circumvent, around?
Let's say, bro, we can only make assumptions, but I mean, no, bro, I feel like my assumptions
are pretty good.
It's a lot of...
What's your assumption?
It's a lot of weird shit going on in the world, bro, that's all I'm saying, man.
There's no way LeBron's in the files, don't troll me.
Well, I mean, just then do good things, then she'll actually motivate you to be a good
person.
I'm a good person.
I go to see if every day knowing I'm a good person, whether people want to believe that
or not.
Yo, yo, yo, what does this take right there showing LeBron's piss they're talking about
JR Smith when he threw the ball there's no way right huh who's that who's that I don't
know that is you don't know the clip of when LeBron like JR Smith basically had the ball
like I'm not even into basketball but like JR Smith had the ball and then he basically
held it because the timer was like I forget what it was something like that and then he
just fucking threw it or he threw it or held it I forget Chad what was it and it was just
the dumbest play ever it was just a stupid fucking play it was a stupid play
you're having right here yo over time
door kill misses the free throw in a tie game J.R. Smith brings it out
What is that unable to get off the shot at time?
Wondering about my guests out but too late to get it in a jet
And five minutes go up on the clock over time here in game one
George Hill misses the free throw
You know that is a
Redaction to go over like what is like fucking?
thousand pictures, that's a lot of five reactions to find every single
And by the way, if they say I can't get in this bitch
That is a lot of them
The FC files are fake, I'm not in them
If they come out it's not me y'all
I guess I'm in the files bro like I guess I wasn't even born when they were doing this
freaky shit actually I was born they fucking I was literally fucking like ten years old
Michael Jackson was in it. Interesting.
Yeah, well, wasn't it Michael Jackson anyway?
Mr. F. T.
Were you sexually abused, doesn't matter?
What the fuck is he doing?
I don't give a fuck about it.
Yeah, what's that?
Anyway, what is it doing?
Yeah, yeah, I don't I don't have a vegetable if you're seven foot tall and you can deposit the ball into the fucking bucket
Well, they just don't the fucking thing in there. Don't get why how do how do kickers in the NFL just miss?
I don't get it. How do they literally just miss?
like
make any sense like people in the NFL who get paid to kick the ball how do
they just miss I just don't get it okay ninja okay we get it
yo really what do you buy really what do you buy that are you making a fuzz
equivalency on your own behalf me when I got him tries to give a statement got
What are you about to do, bro?
Oh, I don't know.
I'm just looking.
I'm breaking.
Millions of people reported worldwide.
And something that was cute.
I finally think that following the release of J.C.O.'s
The Fellasleep album.
J.C.O.'s album?
Was it good?
Does anyone know in the chat?
I honestly can't listen to J.C.O.
I don't know.
I don't really love his music.
I like some of his songs, but not all of them.
I can't listen to his album before this is bad.
Yeah.
My thing is that his albums are like an audio book.
Like it's wrong with you. You just see he just talks on a song he just talks. I
Don't think it's my type of music. Yeah. Yes, and after the NBA shit with Ron
I don't know why he's probably gonna do get into sports all of a sudden. That's not L networking
I'm not gonna fake why I am are you gonna watch a Super Bowl this weekend or no?
Yeah, I'll probably go to the Olympics too. What is the big starts you want to come over to the house and watch with us?
Why don't you go with me? I wasn't invited
Do you want to actually I think I wasn't by but here's a spot. So I'm not doing that
Yo, I think I do this. You know that I just saw I'm racing
You should do what?
Slalom skiing so you don't want to come over and hang out. No
You want to hang out over discord and watch the game?
What's up? You want to hang out over discord and watch the game? Oh
Yeah, we did that who you gonna bet on?
Um, Seahawks probably should I make a little bit of money on it?
I want to, I want to do my first ever sports bet.
So who should I bet?
Your first ever?
I've never done it.
I've never done it.
I forgot I've never done it.
Oh, yeah, you should go with the Seahawks.
No, I want to go for the payout though.
So like, what gives me a payout?
Yeah, see, that's what I used to do.
I used to do, I used to do venues.
So how much does the Seahawks if I win?
If I put $100, how much do you get back?
Well, I think it's $170.
I get $170.
Yeah, how much is it?
$150.
This is actually this video about the CIA.
Did they get JFK or not?
No, it's not a live chat.
But they both survived.
Oh, my God, Jesus Christ.
I almost got banned.
They both survived.
What the fuck?
How do you even survive this?
Sorry, I was right.
What?
Well, this clip is just crazy.
So I mean, are you sure you want to react to it?
They said I'm going to get banned, but I already reacted.
But I'm pretty sure they just told me that both of them survived. I had a ton of people saying that but like bro this
I think I've watched it before. I've said yeah, I think it's in that you need a really bad overtake from on the inside
My god fucking BMW drivers, bro
Nah, it's that's that's listen. It's not a race though. This is driving. It is driving on the track
And like overtaking on those tracks into the very capable like you have to communicate with other people or whatever
Like it's very so you can't just do that. Do you want to come with me or no? So I'm gonna you know the dude Nisha or no
What you want Nisha?
Who's that? You know who it is the guy who does the track days in Germany on the number the number bigger
Oh
Yeah, the professional driver. I'm gonna go to him in I think March he's available or
Man forget which one do you want to come with me? I'm gonna go on it
Yeah, I mean why don't we go after London? Well, I don't the only thing is what do you mean after London bitch?
I didn't get invited. Oh
Come on. I'm going by you
Don't let me to where we're both with invited Shirley. You can invite it. I
I didn't get invited on that. Maybe I will and we both should be thinking I was like are you talking about London next week?
I just I was like, oh my god, bro. Oh, and I don't know. We're gonna put it on chat
I can put it literally on anything. I whatever you don't think I believe I swear to God
I didn't get invited in fact many mentor
I yeah, I didn't I didn't that's what I'm saying. I agree like I think they'll re-invite you but like
Everyone in here has got invited besides me
Basically, it's Marlin and Lacey, you know, Marlin and that were the only and silky
idiot in the world. Okay, but tell me though, tell me though, tell me though. Like, what,
if you were to go to London, why don't you just go out there and see y'all are in
being Europe? I'm gonna go to London next week anyway, I'm pretty sure.
Uh, wait. I have to go out on a date with a soccer ball and hopefully I get invited.
Okay, but even then though, you can go out there, no? Would that be nice?
What?
Whatever would be if you want to go we had fun last time we barely plan. Yeah, but
Well, I mean if you're the track it'd be cool. I mean it's a fun track. I would love to go on the track, bro
Hi, well, let's do that. You see my car is pink
All right, son of them. You're sorry show me you haven't seen it
Nope
Yeah, I just like that sorry what the fuck
Sidemen tweets. Have I typed in the Sidemen right now?
Nothing.
Yeah, how do you feel about the accusations right now that's going on with peanuts?
People say he's a viewbotter. What do you think? I said no. What do you think?
Well, the peanuts?
Mm-hmm.
It's not a viewbotting.
That's what I said, too.
stable where Naruto reveals he owns a strip of houses and a majority low-income single-family neighborhood and raises the red before Christmas each year
Yeah, what is this low Wayne?
That's what y'all fucking thing
Now we should do a you tour Loki. I'm down. I've never been to Europe really that much
That's a couple places for not like all the cool. I want to go to Spain really badly
Like really really badly um
You know is operators that fun by the way like can your chat tell you or some of that
I don't understand why do people want me to play that so badly. I've never played it. Is it actually fun?
It's fun for about about 50 hours
Maybe 30 hours my girlfriend has been asking me every day to play fucking operators
Yeah, she's probably a fucking new who caps corners in the way. It's a new good boy. Love you
Should we play? Me, you, and my girlfriend?
I'm good.
But I think it can be fun to just play.
You know what I mean?
To give me you just play.
You know what I mean?
You just play the game.
You know what I mean?
It was that cock chat.
It's literally just...
XTC seems jealous of Bobo that she hangs out with me more than him.
That's what it seems like.
I don't want to be the one to say it, but it seems like every time I mention her name,
He always just is like it's not cocking. It's not cocking. There's nothing it just is cocking anything because you aren't secure
Well, people want you to be insecure but they can make them insecure when they're perfectly okay things
So I don't rule thought that lost or they only said oh yo cutie does through the other guys to love it
Who gives a fuck? That's what someone gives me 10 subs for X you see what he's saying right now someone
Let me just approve it. I just put some facts
Check it out, you're wrong, check it out.
Then just spin some facts on what.
Yeah, but it's like when like red pill dudes will be like,
you know, I'm such a chat, I'm like,
I can get any girl or whatever, right?
My girl cannot get out of the house.
What's it got?
They're scared that their girl's gonna go to somebody else.
that is the that is the most insecure
crack mentality ever
but if you're going out you'll immediately find a better option
that's cut shit
but
i think it's not wrong to say if you don't
why your girlfriend would be put in a position of where weirdos are
like i mean true i mean that's just true
like i don't really give a fuck if my girlfriend hangs out with whoever
But like I'm not gonna
Throwing a cup in the cup and going out for Boba tea is different
Like what's up with you?
What?
What is he, Boba?
Boba tea, man. What the fuck are you doing about it?
You're from LA, I didn't know not Boba tea
It's Boba, that's the whole thing of her name
Um, I can give a fuck, it's just some LA fucking bullshit
Look at him, he's so mad that I-
Pretentious?
You're mad bro, you wanna be with me so badly
Smoke every day you want to be with me so
The clip of you
You miss me
Just say it just say it just dead ass a say say that you miss me and then you lost me go ahead do it
Say you're so much poisons you every day with this small yet. You're moving here
Yet, you're saying that you're getting a house here
Because you want to move closer to me because you want to move closer to me. You're sad that you're far away
So you're finding a house near me
I mean I miss you Ronnie
Thank you
But I feel like I feel that I won't be with you again if you die from smug and leisure that fucking piece of shit
Well, I won't see you eat it fucking you're gonna be a bad buy-out is your ability now
You're literally buying a house you're buying a house in LA
You've lived in LA for both your years and then you're buying a house coming back explain
Because you miss me some tax. Did you miss me smoke poison avoid your tax?
Okay, so what?
Okay, I want to report to the IRS. I can get a percent of that
What do you wait to get a funders fee? Mm-hmm
Okay, then you're done. I have all your wealth in because I know for a fact. You don't make sure your taxes
I know for a fact, you are letting it back to us.
I know for a fact, at least three years, you owe them taxes.
No, you know what's crazy?
I will eat my cut.
Your people fucked up last year and I owed more money this year apparently because I
didn't pay last year like full.
I, yeah.
Oh my god.
I gotta do another subodon.
That was a free subodon.
I just streamed it.
Do you not, do you not pick formerly?
I started to now, yeah.
Damn, you're getting the, all right, respect, respect.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah
Ask X about Michael Diddy Pogganstein
The Glomins
Did you know?
If you go broke next year
If you go
You wouldn't know about him
You wouldn't know Michael
Go ahead
If you go broke next year you're cooked
Because if you want to pay taxes ahead of time
Based on projections from the year before
I just paid all my taxes and then I have a separate bank that says
I'm telling you I have a bank that literally says taxes for stable or not oh that money is untouched. It's just my money that I don't use that paper
Yeah, I mean, that's not anything
What are you talking about? I'm okay every time I see a check I take the percent out and it goes into a different bank
Guys, you're not here from a six-year-age. You don't need a low one. Just ask please please on God, please
Well, I'm not even kidding. I'm here. I'm like one of your good friends, bro
Why can't you get me like one of these billion dollar deals, bro? That's what a good friend would do
I'm dead ass.
Bro, just take a percent.
He like my fucking manager about it, bro.
Just come on, bro.
I don't know.
Make me a fucking billionaire.
You says you you live in L.A.
I'm sure you you talk to some of these guys.
I mean, no, they want.
They want favors and I don't want to give them favors.
Oh, yeah, I mean, the favors you gave me though.
I mean, I would pay the world for that, Loki.
Yeah, I mean
Okay, you wanna see my car oh
Yeah, so it lays its camera on your ecstasy look at my stream
Okay, bro here. I'm gonna read excuse cheese
I'm gonna read ex-qc's chat for this. I'm gonna pretend I'm him
Ready let's
Hold on, bro. I'm going to it. We'll see his reaction. We got here we go
Oh and something broke
Yo, yo, Joe on ex-qc nation. It's me stable or not. Oh, welcome to my fucking car reveal
How's everyone doing? Can I get some W's in the chat? Let's fucking go. Here we go. Oh, yeah, this is good
All right, let's see
Come on. Come on.
There we go. Some W's.
Wait, wait. Is he not listening to me?
Fifteen minute delay. There we go.
That's not bad.
So right here obviously we have some repairs being done right now.
Some outlines. Some coolness. Come downstairs.
Come on. Don't be shy. Come on.
Right here we have Suki's airlock that got destroyed.
Not bad. Not bad. Not bad.
Coming down, live streaming.
This one I brought it up.
Get down here.
You can try not to show these guys. I appreciate they showed it, so it doesn't matter.
They showed it a couple of times.
So Q, XQC Chat, this is my new car.
Shout out to all the ladies. If you're a lady in here, drop a meme.
I'm trying to see something. It's for all the ladies.
Look at it.
Yeah!
Yes!
Yes!
Not bad! Not bad, bro! Not bad, huh? What's he saying?
Oh, my God, I don't. I just not bad him. These rims just not a go. These rims are awful.
Bro, I ordered new rims. They're gone, bro.
Look at these rims and say, Jesus Christ, what a close-up.
Bro, they're gone. Bro, my $40,000 magnesium rims are right over there. Covered.
Okay, but they're going I got new rims coming in they're gonna look cool
They're kind of we can't shop they're kind of similar laces, but yeah, bro. This is this is not bad though, right?
This reminds you of the one that you stole from your brother listen to this
You're not supposed to ram on a coattestar, but we got money over here!
What do you think?
What's he think?
What's he think?
What's he think?
Oh, it's F.
It's F.
It's me.
It's my birthday today.
May I get a welcome to the J?
What does it sound so bad at?
He's never heard my car on the road then.
He's never heard my car on the road then.
Bro, Q, you've never heard my call on the road, do you think this shit's up, bro?
Who'd be honest with you, bro? Montana? Plates? LOL?
Bro, I paid my taxes. I used to live in Montana. That's where I bought the car.
I don't know where this assumption comes from.
Listen, bro, right?
You won't come back upstairs, but come to LA, excuse me.
Maybe I could drive you around a little bit.
You think you like a bad bitch?
Come on, ladies, don't be shy.
Here, I'm on the step.
The house is getting kind of clean.
It's not too shabby, bro.
Whistling
Alright, hang on.
Yeah, it's nice. I actually like the color.
But do you like me?
Yeah, anyway, um
Yeah, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go chill a bit. I'm gonna go do do some some now. Maybe watch a video
Well, yeah, I mean I got I got to get going
Yo, yeah
They said we should do a gadget phone lobby, like, better.
That was bad.
Like, I said it and now people won't want to do it,
because they won't think it's funny or good,
because that was so scuffed.
Don't worry about it.
We had something that we don't know.
We had some people that were like, walk out on thin ice
with no reason.
Hey, I'm with you.
You're on with you.
I agree.
All right.
I saw a TikTok that there was an edit of you saying that I'm
boring, that I'm not funny, that I'm a loser, and that no
one likes me.
I was just filming clips.
I think something else of you.
You like me?
Yeah, I like you.
Do you love me?
Yeah, I love you.
I'm gonna go.
I'll see you soon.
I'll see you soon.
I have a boner.
Wow. That was nice, bro.
Didn't say it back. I said, do you love me? That's me saying I love him. What a good fucking guy.
Excuse me, he's one of the real streamers that treats me with love, man.
And I love him for that.
It's a good fucking dude, bro.
What a good fucking dude.
Lace!
Where did you go?
Lace?
Why did Lace despawn?
Can we get 10 gifted for that segment chat?
Lace
You get jealous or something
Rocket League with Jinxie does Jinxie want me to play
Tell him I'm down in five minutes five minutes if he's down
there's no. Can I ask you a question? Of course. I heard that they're going to be doing a party at the OSCS house. No, no, no.
And that if they're doing a party at the OSCS house that they're, you're going to shut it down? Correct. What does that mean?
So I'm going to say exactly what I'm going to do? Yeah. I'm going to call 911 and I'm going to say there's a hostage in the house.
I'm going to say there's illegal guns. I'm going to say there's aggressive dogs. I'm going to say there's underage drinking.
I'm gonna say this people that don't want to deal with the police and I'm gonna say that I'm a neighbor and I'm gonna call on a different voice
And it's gonna be simple as that
I'm not that bullshit is simply not happening. How messy is that house right now?
Sayid and they're like, okay, there's two sides obviously
Sayid side
They don't care how messy it gets. They don't give a fuck. What side do you live on? I live with you eat salty and drunk
And then it's clean
Cleaner, who's there right now?
I want to go after this rock of leaves.
Probably you can song through there.
We're gonna go, bro, all right?
All right.
So you be ready.
I want to ask them about this little party
that I've been through down.
No, that's not gonna be a part.
I'm dead ass, no, I'm so serious.
This is your percent chance.
Like, this is genuinely zero.
If I go home, like, I don't care if I'm actually recording,
I won't call while I'm recording, okay?
This is your percent chance.
Hi boys wait Ron do you have ranked unlocked does anyone in the chat know if I've ranked unlocked I
Don't know. I'm pretty sure I do
Yeah, I do I do I do I do I do I do yeah, I do I still have a rank
I'm gonna start banning just reach I'm dead. I'm in the K. Like just like straight. Hey, I'm literally just on my god
This case anything
There we go look in a week. I'm dead serious. Yo, can you talk real quick to them? I gotta repeat. I'm dead serious
I'm gonna take my phone and check and text my mom
Just see how many subs you can get
Can y'all sub please bro?
What's up with y'all boys, bro?
Dude
Back to back two days in a row. I've woken up early to play ranked before I come here. I'm not even trolling to call ranked
It's all I can think about bro. They're just killing up ranked right now
I see I see a message coming through I lost it. It's like a message coming
through from Lacey saying chop you Lacey I've been playing on your well I'm
playing but I've been operating on your PC you've been gone you look of good
thanks for the five bro thank you bro thanks for the five yo yeah me thanks
out of five bro thanks for the 10 total gifted guys look at that thank you bro
Thank you. Thank you, bro.
Thank you guys. That's very nice. Oh, thanks to the tier one, although
It's not gonna be no ballish FC party, buddy
But from woe, what does he say? Give to himself a hundred subs
I got chow. I'm walking. I'm gonna go after this.
Yeah, look what I got sent in to the house
It's a rug of the ultra like one of the ultra logos we used
Not bad
Land and I play like what if I missed an hour and then we'll go wait
Do I have a controller?
Wait, did someone steal my controller?
No fucking way, where is it lace?
Bro, can we get a W Ron for streaming today even though I wasn't going to stream today
but I did it because I love you guys and you guys are my favorite things in the world.
Things, yes, thanks.
Thank you so much for the two months and the 18 months.
Thank you so much for the five gift from two people too.
After this chat we're going to IRL it a little, okay?
I'm not on the Epstein files.
up that's cap that's not even possible that's deadass not even possible bro
that's not even possible bro someone tell Jay to call me
Marceline what song is that chat wait chat what song is that Marceline
What song is this? Someone tell me it.
Ma Salim.
Ma Salim.
Adventure time? What song now?
Someone put me in an edit, right?
Marceline? Is it just you and me in the wreckage of the world?
That must be so confusing for a little girl.
And I know you're going to meet me here with you,
but I'm losing myself and I'm afraid you're going to lose me too.
Oh, yeah! Keep it going! Oh, arm up! This magic keeps me...
I'm down.
I'm down.
Link see.
My God.
What's up?
How you doing?
What is good?
What you do today?
I woke up today, went to the gym, ate food, got my day started.
You know me, started my stream up even though I wasn't even going to stream.
That's what grinders do.
You inspire me bro, you know, I got a stream every day if I don't want to it's got to do it
Did you jerk off today? No, I don't goon anymore, bro. It's so bad for me. It's dude
I know you're saying that just because you have a girlfriend. I do it like no, no, but that's what I mean saying that
Okay, what are you? What are you? What are you? What are you? What are you jerk off to? What are you jerk off to?
I'm not gonna say. No, what's your what do you drink off to? What do you drink up to?
Boundaries actually no way. I don't jerk off dad. No, I don't come on. Tell me
All right, look bro. I jerk off, but I'm not gonna say what I jerk off there. They're saying you have an AI girlfriend
That is true. That actually is
That's only like this week though product next week. How much you
Yo, I'm not kidding. Have you ever ate? Oh, actually I have a question for you
You know, I saw this tic-tac of you that was like you in public drinking like beer on your off day or whatever
What in public drinking beer on off day yeah, like you weren't streaming or something anyone see that tic-tac or no I
Wasn't drinking no, it was like what a guy walked up to me. Yeah, he walked up to you. He's like jigsay
Yeah, I wasn't drinking beer, bro. I'm just killing hell alcoholic. Let's play
All right, how do you get in? Uh, you have my back at it? I have you at it
I'm not a king.
I tell you, I know my rank.
You never played rank?
Or what rank are you?
What rank are you?
Ooh, okay bet.
I am 3 out of 10 wins.
So you're on rank?
Yeah.
We got this.
Wait.
Oh, you have a pink horse because you got a pink horse.
Wait, they're saying 9 out of 10.
Never mind.
Apparently I have 9 out of 10.
Yeah, now, Rob, last time we played, bro, we were around the same skill, dude.
Now I'm better than you, I know.
I didn't want to be the one to say it.
Yeah, but, Rob, just think, I'm goal, so realistically, you should hold, bro.
Like, I think you're gonna hold, bro, da-da-da.
Bro, what's up, bro?
Don't log into my stream, dude, all right?
I think I have ranked it.
One more game, they're saying.
Oh.
You know, you're gonna go.
Wait, so how hard is this game for me to get really good?
I want to I started realizing every streamer. That's like at the top of their game
They have a game that they play right like you you have a game that you play
You know I'm saying K drill this guy plays League of Legends
You know I'm saying these valid streamers I play value I'm saying bro like I gotta figure out
What's my game fortnight is not my game anymore? I want to I was in your stream last night, bro
I love watching your streams what I'm not screaming. I like harassing you in the chat. Thank you, bro
But bro, thank you, bro. Yeah, no, but dude your chat is funny too, but I was watching you play Fortnite and bro
I'm not gonna lie, dude
You've kind of been slacking off a little bit
Like I don't know how else to say it. I'm not a slacker. I'm good at that game, bro
I'm good at that game. Okay. Yeah, you are good though. You're probably better than like 99.9% of Fortnite players
But let me say this about Rock N' Deep, bruh
Dude listening. I think this is the hardest
I actually got into like a debate with XQC. Not really, but kind of. He said Overwatch is the highest skill game
I think if you're just talking mechanically, it's Rocket League. Jack, can I get a backdoor cap?
Well, I'm not going with Overwatch or Rocket League. I'm gonna take a different approach here.
I'm gonna go with Fortnite. I think Fortnite is the hardest game to go throwing.
Okay, fuck, okay, not even that. Not even to go, bro.
I think if you ever want to win an FNCS or championship or a LAN, you will not have a chance unless you really play the game so much.
Learn the fundamentals. There's so much variables where your loot is, your landing, your refreshes, the zones.
There's a lot of luck, okay? But there's also a lot of accurate luck where you can purposely get lucky.
I'm saying like you got to put yourself in the position. Okay, so here's a couple of things
Here's a couple of things I want to say and I'm gonna give you a counter argument
so
Fortnite does take a shit ton of skill, but there's two things about Fortnite that I don't like in a competitive aspect
number one
King matters like throne. Let's say hey matters. So you I'm gonna challenge you I
I want you to play whatever the next cash cup is FNCS something try to qualify on your own servers
That's all I asked you to do try to figure out a way to qualify. I
Don't think you do it. I don't think you could do it. I don't think you can do it
Yeah, I won't be able to run. I won't be able to
But that's I'm saying I can get a rocket league and become SSN one day. No
Okay
Here's what I'm saying first off for nights. Okay
But one thing about Fortnite, Ron, let's take it to the exact same skill level.
Let's say it's stable Ron in a 1v1 against stable Ron Bale.
If stable Ron has 5 less ping than stable Ron Bale, he's going to be able to take his
wall, which is unbalanced and stupid.
Now some idiot just moved, just moved, just moved, moved to the servers.
But bro, what if a kid can't afford back to move so that he just can't.
Tough luck.
That's the variable aspect of it.
You can't make it.
If you want it bad enough, you're going to do it.
Do you understand David Goggins woke up every day didn't come up with excuses you're coming up with excuses bro
Do you understand if you want it bad enough? If you're a 16 year old kid, bro leave your parents house
Go fucking go homeless if you need to if you want it bad enough. You'll fucking get it
You'll get it is simple. Yeah, it's Ron spitting right now. It is
Simple but here's the next and there's pros and there's pros who literally are so good on high-pitched
That doesn't really make any sense. I can't listen to that because even I as a pro former pro
You know I retired I hung my headset up. You know what I'm saying? I
Basically I won FNCS with 35 ping
Yes, yes, okay
Okay, so let me say this run. Here's the bigger thing though first off
The one thing I don't like about 4-9 is ping obviously
I think that ruins the competitive nature of the game if somebody's lower ping if you disagree that's fine
But like if I have less ping than somebody and we both try to grab a wall
I'm gonna take it because I have that's cap though. They made it so it's 50 50
So we can play right after this. Let's play central servers. You live on the east coast
I live on the west coast put a wall down. We'll see who has less ping overall. It's a 50-50 thing now
Okay, even if you're right, let me say this. This is a bigger thing. This is what I was gonna say
The other thing that I think ruins for my competitive is luck. I think loot drop spawn points
landing points, storms, I think luck plays a big factor.
So I think of the opposite.
I mean, I think it's luck.
I agree with that, but I don't think that's a bad thing.
I think that makes it so there's more skill now.
So someone who isn't lucky can still do good.
That's a skill to be able to do that, right?
If you're given the ball right now on Rocket League,
there is a chance no matter what you hit it,
there's a chance it bounces off the wall, it goes in.
There's no skill there, right?
I'm just being honest with you.
There is a chance.
Let's be realistic here.
Let's just be realistic here, right?
I'm just being real, let's just put our egos aside.
Let's put our egos aside for a second.
There is a chance, there is a chance, there is a chance
that you can hit the ball and it bounces off the wall
and it goes in.
That is the truth, that is the truth, right?
In Fortnite, in Fortnite, if you land somewhere,
there's not a chance that you win the game.
There's not even a single chance.
There's so many variables.
There's not even any variables.
Run, bro, bro, bro.
There's luck, that's a skill.
I land, I get a great pistol, the guy next to me
might get a gold spaz.
What am I gonna do?
I'm better than him, because I have more skill,
even though I'm more unlucky, and I'm gonna get it.
That's a skill, it's being better than someone who's-
No, yes, but okay, I agree, I agree, I agree.
I agree, what you said is true.
There is lucky ricochet goals that happen in Rocket League.
But I would say, dude, I've watched a couple
of the pro games, I would say 95% of the goals.
No, those guys are really good, yeah, yeah, for sure.
Yeah, 95% of the goals are just team play.
But, let me say this.
I agree, I do love that.
You like run fuck you versus me because obviously I think you would shit on me even if you have bad mood
I suck at fortnight. You're a former problem. No, but the thing is about bad loot you could have the best
Never gonna kill on me run. Let me say this. Let me say this. All right
Let me say this. Let me say this
you
And okay, I have a perfect way to explain it. Give me 30 seconds here, and I'm gonna change. Yes, sir
Go ahead input. Okay. Let's say you land in a building with another pro
And it's a 1v1 tournament, it's just once.
You land on a grey hunting rifle, and they land on an SMG and minis, you're going to lose that fight, even though you're the same still.
But no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's not the truth.
That's where the skill comes into play, and that's why I think this game is way harder, because you have to adapt to those types of situations.
If that happens, I have to now figure out a way skillfully to beat someone who has the advantage over me, and that's why it's way more skill.
It's because I'm not just giving the same loot. I'm not giving the same load. I'm giving worse than him
I live in a different I live in a different world than him. That's what makes it harder
So that's what I'm trying to say
It's more skill because that it let's talk about it
You could put question marks in the chat
There is a world and you could probably find it off pro players who have worse loot than people in fortnight on FNCS
And they still win
No, I understand that but I'm saying what I'm saying mathematically is like okay
Ron, you're a former pro. When were you and your Brian as a Fortnite player? What year?
2020, 2021, 2022, 2023, 2024, 2025.
Wait, what? You just said five years.
I've been in my practice. I'm still in my practice.
What year? What year did you win FNCS?
2019 at the end of it. It was December 8th when Juicy won the Pounce away.
All right, all right, all right. Now, but chat, I don't think we should run a poll because...
No, polls don't matter.
No polls don't matter.
Actually, no.
My chat is gonna say Rocket League,
but I wonder what your chat is gonna say.
I think your chat is gonna say Rocket League.
We could do one poll in your chat and they could vote.
All right.
Run a poll in my chat and run a poll in Ron's chat.
Run a poll in yours.
Run a poll in yours.
Everyone in my chat go vote.
I wanna see one single poll.
Everyone don't be biased.
Don't be biased.
What now?
What is the poll gonna be?
What game has a higher skill gap?
Okay.
What game has a higher skill gap?
Just don't I just don't think I really just don't think
Chaps up
Highlights rather than I can do to I think now I will say this
Fortnite you have to be smart as fuck rocket league. You don't have to be as smart you still do though
For now you have to be smart as fuck, but mechanically. I think it's not even close brown like I'm telling you you really got to see some pros play
It's insane. Okay, right now the board is a seven by a
My viewers go vote. I want one poll. So it's not just we don't have to do math. Oh hell no, bro
I just don't do it. Look at that. Look at the difference, bro
I just don't believe that look at that
There's no way
Bro, bro, can I show you one guy really quick before we play one guy? I guess yeah, yeah
Listen, bro, I don't I don't think rocket league is unskillful by the way for anyone thinks that I think rocket league is extremely skillful
I just don't think it's I think I think fortnight is harder to do I just think that and I don't think there's anything wrong with having an opinion
All right, I'm gonna show you one guy. Okay, and maybe that can you see can you see me? I'm looking okay
You can see McLaren P1 price. Are you better buy McLaren?
No, no, no, do that. I'm streamed
No, hi guys, look that up. Okay. Can you see my screen wrong? Yeah
Okay, this is a car and rock and a have us looking up. Okay. I'm gonna show you this guy run
this might change your opinion on rockin' the okay maybe all right let me know if
you can see this I'm looking okay you can see right yeah
looking I was just watch like one minute this guy right here a lot of people
consider him to be like the best three cheats yeah no no no is that why you
No, no, no, just watch watch
You realize how hard that is to do yeah, but it's cheap the guy who was defending the ball
You see out the last I mean that's a good hit
That's a good hit bro. See how he redirects it. Yeah, it's not bad. I mean, it's not I mean, I can't give I can't hate on something
That's good. I agree. I think this is good
Dude he used his tire to redirect it at the last like I like that was so sexy
Now like if you want to show me some for now how I'm down I'm down
I'll do what do one minute of Zen and then one minute of work
Look at the way he positioned his car
I'm pretty sure this guy's a millionaire chat Zen is a millionaire, right?
Shed, that is a millionaire?
Alright, who should we watch in 4-day now, Ron?
Who do you want to watch?
Alright, here, look at my screen share.
Hold on.
This is my screen share.
Give me like a...
Okay, he has 700K or...
You see my screen share?
Okay, let me go to your screen share now.
This is a good debate though.
I like...
This is a good debate.
Okay, so...
Okay.
To me, in 4-night...
So, baby...
We could use this as an example.
Tell him for me, and he'll be happy.
Oh, hey, what?
He's making his prayer.
He's making his prayer.
Oh
So that's me
Learning how to talk concerning that
Keeping someone alive
Keeping your whole team on this is for people look at the tarp. Look at the mat conservation
Look at everything that I'm doing. It's for my team. I sacrifice myself here for the team. I sacrifice. No, no, I swear
No, I swear I sacrifice bro
No, I can't tell if you're being serious or not, bro.
Are you serious?
I don't know, let me get a different one.
Okay, this.
Make their way.
Yo.
This, right here.
Bro.
Right here.
Solo clutch FNCS Globals.
Feast your eyes upon this.
Feast them.
One of these.
I'm not asking for any.
Listen, listen, listen.
So for anyone who doesn't know, FNCS Globals.
This is, correct me if I'm wrong,
the hardest tournament of the year.
Basically, this is a land where everyone's on the same pain.
Everyone's on the same ping and it's the best of the best players who work their way to get here
This isn't just an invite. Oh, you don't just get invited. You work your way up here
Dude, I heard that read guy before didn't he get caught cheating or something?
No, he's just super good. I'm pretty sure but look look look look this is from Europe and this is from America
Players compete on the same thing same ping so ready watch so look you see his teammates alive, right?
And then you see them ready look
They might just choose to take what's right in front of the prize immediately
Okay, now he's dead 40 people 40 people remain
Let's watch the king
Those guys look at all these bills look what's going on. Do you even know what's going on? You probably can't tell
There's so much going on. He goes down to a body, runs away, wall still figuring out a way to go to zone, wall zone's moving.
Everyone is, he's medkitting. Why is he medkitting? He's going to full HP. That's why. He fizzes on himself so he gets a jump boost and more HP.
Why is he at 65 you ask? Well, it's easy. He didn't want to go to 100. Look at him. Still alive. One kill, bang. It's called a refresh.
When you get a refresh, you get your max back.
Look at my matches guys.
We're at 700 bills.
He's already using it.
Look at the zone on the bottom right.
24 people are main on this zone.
Look at this.
Yeah, yeah.
Look.
Bro.
Hold on.
We're not done.
We're not done.
No, no, no, no, no.
You've got to watch a master.
All right, all right, all right.
You don't have to like theater bot chat,
but you can't be mad at greatness.
Look at this.
Going for it.
No, he's the go to the game.
He's the go to the game.
Even the spectators are watching him.
They know he's the best.
He's got 40 or not
Okay, look the pop right top right bottom right is second place with two people. Why do I look?
Look at the confidence another kill
Look at the zone. Can you even tell what's going on right now?
Another kill
Look who looks like prime stable Renoto right now
What's the floor down? What's another floor down?
This is time for night. This is prime stable road. This is like
Brother brother brother two people on height. This is impossible. He doesn't win this. There's no way
I don't believe it. He only has 12 bills. Yeah, not possible between
Do you see this on the top right? This is second place right here
And they're both alive right now.
That is cinema.
Bouga!
That's the World Cup guy!
Lucas Arhaea!
Lucas Arhaea!
The second place team!
The second place team is alive.
Both players. Look at this.
There's no way Peterbot wins.
There's no way.
It's not possible.
Peterbot goes out.
Look at this, look at this.
Look at this 65 HP. Look
What how did he kill second place when they're both alive
No siphon by the way, no siphon HP still all
Look at that one V1
No way Peter about wins. He's at 30 speed. He's at a hundred on crazy and height
I'm sorry, bro, like this is like wow this is so much mechanics, bro
Wow. Wow. Real recognized, real. Now, let me say to this, bro. This is my closing statement.
Go ahead.
I think it is a two-sided coin in a sense where I, first off, I didn't know you had to process that much shit happening at the end of the game,
because there's a lot of shit happening, but I also think because you're processing so much shit at the end of the game in such a tiny circle with so much loud noises and fucking shit happening,
I feel like it's pretty random.
Like, Ron, Peterbot 100-0 to you, right?
In a straight-up build fight.
But I let him do that for the fun of it, yeah.
Yes.
But like, is Peterbot gonna 100-0 you in a building
when you guys were spawning?
Fuck no, bro.
Oh, fuck no.
No, you won't kill me at all.
You might, OK.
You might kill you four times before you kill him once,
or three times.
Like, that's what I mean, bro.
That's what I mean.
You know what I mean?
Listen, bro, I think Rocket League is a very skillful game.
Then I also think Fortnite is. Do I think one is higher than the other? No.
I think they're both very hard games and it honestly just depends on you as a person.
You might be better at Rocket League than you are at Fortnite.
You might be better than Fortnite than you are at Rocket League.
Right? You might be better than me at Clash Royale, but are you better than me?
Plants vs. Zombies Unlimited Round Base? Probably not. Not gonna happen.
Beautiful. Well well said, Ron. Well said.
Hey, W's conclusion. All right, bro. Hey, let's win. I gotta get flat, all right?
I win one game. I'm right. I think so. Let's go
Good
Nice, okay
Brother members play smart. Let's predict that up. I got it. I'm backed up
Ariel
Okay, I know I know I know that's not an aerial dude. You're flipping you got almost
Jump then lean.
That is not air.
I got it. I got it. I got it.
I bumped him. I bumped him. I bumped him. I bumped him. Nice one.
Good. I'm in your backside.
I got it.
There it's up. I got it. I got it.
No, I sold. I sold. I sold. I sold. I sold. I sold.
It happens. It happens. It happens.
Great try.
Everyone sells their first sell before they can make their first purchase.
Always remember that.
Come on over your head. Yep. All right. Good
See runs gold you'll be able to compete. We love you son like I'm not good
Almost had it almost had it
Run, we don't really need to be flying right now. Ha ha block it block it block it block it good
Good good good one good good go by me
That's a cool animation. Thank you. Thank you bro. Thank you. I bought it. I bought it how much money
Too much for us we're rich. Come on. Let's play good. Go for it. I'm right here all you run all you run all you run I
Hit it. He hit it back harder though. I hit him one
No, no, that's me. That's me. That's me. That's me. I'll take that one. I'll take that one. You go you go you go you go.
Hit it. It's good. Hit it. It's good. You didn't hit it. Hit it. Run. No false comes.
Here it is. It's out. Oh God. Oh God. Oh God.
Get it out!
Good, good, good, good!
Nice!
Oh my god, run!
Nope!
Run!
Yeah!
Run!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
That was a good play!
Look at this pass, pass!
Run!
Oh my god!
You actually get to survive.
Yup.
Wow!
Go for it, go for it, go for it, go for it, go for it, go for it!
Bro, the less we fly around, the more we'll win, because no goals are going to fly around.
Can't stop us. You can't stop us. Go get that it's you
Oh my god, I know I know I know I know I know I realize that midway
Nice shit
My god, okay, okay, okay
Don't go for the aerial run, you can't do it.
I'm gonna hit it one of these runs, one of these, one of these runs, one of these runs
is gonna happen.
Oh, oh my god.
Wait for it.
Oh, get it.
Jigsie, jigsie, jigsie, jigsie.
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
I'm in goalie, don't worry.
Not happening.
get it jixi jixi jixi jixi I got it I got it I got it I got it
I'm in goalie don't worry
not happening
no way Jose jump back Ron
nice Ron I was ready
nice good hit good touch kid
get back get back come on get back get back
I said it! Oh, fuck!
Okay, over to the net, over to the net, over to the net!
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
Okay, stop fucking around now.
I'm gonna, okay, I'm gonna go for it, I'm gonna go for it, I'm gonna go for it.
Oh, Jinxie?
Good, hit it, hit it, good touch, good touch.
Wait, one death, okay, run.
We just fought, we just fought.
it's okay we're better on god I think we got this we got this we got this I'm
gonna play that okay I'm gonna play back good hit
what happened to playing bad I did fucking asshole fucking relax dude
go up to that go up to that run run open it yes yes yes
chillax man chillax dude I know what I'm doing dude all right I'm gonna play
back you got it but you're a gamer bro I got I got I got it I got it get it
get it get it get it get it it's okay everyone misses the
the shots that they don't 100% take.
That's how that call goes.
I got it.
Ron, he's the FK, Ron.
Ron.
You went in my way.
Just general in.
Oh my God.
Ruling!
Ruling, Ruling.
Ruling, Ruling.
Rodby has to win, fuck!
I'm not gonna let him score.
I'm coming back, Ron.
It's not happening.
It's not happening.
No way, Jose.
Nice, good hit.
Great fucking hits.
They're about to get declobed.
I did one, I did one, I did one.
It's coming back, it's coming back.
No, Jixi?
That's off, that's off.
Yo, I got the hit, I got it.
Get it out, good.
Yeah.
Finish him, finish him.
Finish him, finish him.
Finish him.
We told you.
We gotta play offensively.
Rock.
What?
I took the boost.
We gotta get up there, we gotta get up there.
I'm on that, I'm on that.
No, I missed run. Please play defense hit it on hit it on
Nice
I don't like overtime a lot of it over time. I don't like it. It's okay. I don't like overtime
I don't like overtime. I don't like overtime. I get nervous. I'm nervous. I'm nervous. I'm nervous. I'm nervous
I don't want to play I don't like
I got a good touch on that?
Oh, that's game.
Oh my god.
Run, get back, get back, get back, get back.
Get back!
Get back!
I'm getting a good touch on that.
No, no, no, no, run.
No!
I got it!
I blocked it!
Yep, good block.
Wait, why are you hitting it?
Oh no, you fucked up.
No, no, no, no, no, just shut up.
Oh, no, you're watching this. We gotta get up there. I'm getting boost. That's over the net
Run stop stop going for the aerials, bro. It's not that easy. I
Got it. I got it. I got it. I got it
We got to get aggressive Rob. We got it. Just aggressive. Oh my god
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
Good pass, good pass.
No, I'm gonna have a mental breakdown.
No.
You can't do this.
Run, just defend something?
Oh, we got nice, nice.
No, I missed.
Oh my god, oh my god, I thought.
Oh my god.
Look how close I was to it.
Look how close I was to it.
I missed as well.
Look at that, by a second.
By a second.
for a player
They're booing me in my chat, bro
They're booing me
What am I
So for two that's pretty good. Is that bad?
No, so we're two is good
Okay
That's what I did I leave
No. No. No. Software. No. Okay. I'm going to get to SNL tonight. Let's do it. Let's
low key do it, bro. Let's low key do it. Okay. Getting to SSL would take probably the next
four years of their life. Lee better than me, Lacey or me?
Do you want me to be honest? There's no way. I'll make a bet.
If you want to be honest. Lacey is.
There's no way Lisa's better than me. Does he use keyboard or mouse?
controller
But like you're not bad
Throw a wager in any amount nice rock. Oh fuck. I gotta stop going for that, huh?
Yeah, I think like here's what I would say the more you're in the air. Oh my god
That was me. That's me the more you're in the air the worse it is
Let's cap
Yeah, no, I think I know what rank are you?
I'm gold too, but I'm trying to get flat. That's pretty good. That's like the high ranks no gold
The high rank is like
Nice
Yeah, what rank do I deserve?
You're pretty good at this game. Thank you. Thank you.
Good tap, bro.
It's fun. Try to be a presence, you know.
Nice. I'm going to bump them.
Wait. We don't got to do that. Oh god.
Nice. I blocked it. There you go.
Oh, I'm sorry, I gotta
My fucking god, I'm so doggie doodle. Why am I so bad at everything that I touch?
area
Run, you really got it
That's going for the fucking area. Oh
It's not gonna work Bob, it's not gonna work
But when it does work, it's gonna hit no like everyone's gonna be like whoa
He just did a fucking aerial yeah, it probably will be cool what happens, but we'll be losing three to zero by that
No, we don't
I'm sorry. I got it
Ron in that in that in that what run legitimately. What the fuck are you doing?
run
What am I doing stay on the floor stay on the floor stop flying
I
Told me to stay on the ground. I'm not gonna jump for it. I
Would have jumped for but you totally front literally so now it would be clear
Okay, you can jump of course you can jump double jump front my back flip side flip
I'm completely about that run stop flying and screaming aerial. It hasn't worked one
It's a hater, bro, no, I just want to win
I'm trying I don't want to lose no one
Hold on nice okay
Fuck nice get it
Get on there Ron get on there
I'm on it I'm on it I'm on it
It's fine it's fine
Hold on get back get back get back
I'm gonna hit him I'm gonna hit him I'm gonna hit him
Get it out you got it
I got it. There we go. My CPAC, brah.
Good touch, brah. Oh my god. No, no, no, no, no, no.
FICE! Wow! Get it! Wow!
Wow, wow, wow, let's go W fuck run by the way, bro
I didn't get it fucking it
Well, I'm not run why do you think you're not gonna get it right because everyone around me seems to be getting anybody besides me
You see what are you?
That's me, don't touch, don't touch, don't touch, don't touch, don't touch, there it is.
There it is, there it is, there it is, let's fucking go Ron, let's go.
Good shit, good shit Ronny.
Appreciate you, appreciate you.
the wrong day I know bro you are a gamer
you're a gamer too oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no
yes I see a lot of pros double jump to the side is that what you're meant to
do
flipping on kickoff yeah it's really hard guys I'm trying my best that's all
that matters go for it good I'm gonna arrow this I'm gonna arrow this aerial oh
no oh no
love them nice run way to fuck them up over his head oh no no no no no no no
No, it's not good enough
Wait
JC you got a nice
Not close enough they're gonna hit it up. Sorry. It's okay. We need one more bro. That's all we need I
Gotta stay on the ground my shot. That was such a good fake by you. Thank you
wait that was I don't know if I went wasn't a thing
oh
it sucks
off the wall
I don't want to boost
I don't want to boost I don't want to boost
go around damn
bro we need a score that's not a keep it away from us
I know
we got 45 seconds to make it
oh no
you got it
nice let's off
All right, all right, here we go.
No.
Wait, you just won us the game, I think.
No.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Hit it wrong.
There it is.
It's one.
One flip a lot, too.
Tixie, please.
He's trying.
It's over.
No, 10 seconds.
No, no, we can get it.
We can get it.
We can get it.
It's enough time to score.
Nice.
OK.
You got it.
Across the map.
No, I'm trying so hard bro. I'm trying so hard. I'm trying so good that game. You did good. No, why?
Think about it. No, you're not. Okay, you're fine. You're fine. You're fine. You're actually fine. Okay, listen
There's no way Lacey's better. I had bro. Is he better? I'm on 75 ping. That's also a problem
yeah I think I don't think they matter I think they matter from okay hold on
okay let me do one game where I don't talk at all I'm just gonna be locked
okay
I
Run run go to the ball
Don't worry. Just chill. Don't worry. Don't don't stress this motion. I'm not worried about shit's gonna happen
Good day. Good day
The bombs me but it's okay good
damn damn bro just try to like get in their face
I'll be back he's smurfing that's a problem
I think you heard it
watch out run
you're trapped
nice good good good good good hit
Wait wait I've shot there it is go for it. Let's try wait wait. Oh, yeah
Yes, I got that I got that I got that
From all you know you all you
No, no, you fuck me
No! Yes!
Yes!
Motherfuckin' Lord! Motherfuckin' Lord!
Let's win! Let's win!
Yo, you go for it, go for it, go for it, go for it!
Nice, good hit!
Oh, you both...
So, let's boost!
I'm gonna pass it to you, middle!
I'm gonna pass it to you, in a second.
I gotta get him.
They suck, they try, they over-greed it, they over-greed it.
oh my god wait wait what what's happening did she like pinched it
no no no that's internet run run no i did a boost i'm sorry
i'm really you know i think it's my car bro is it my car
they're saying my car is really bad yeah it's your car go to uh go go go go go
Nice you got it
No, no, oh, no good take it away take it on the way take it on the way
I don't lose
nice nice I'm out Ron what do you know way of the goalposts that's my bad
you got it mom
we're doing it we're doing it
Get the fuck away from me. This guy's a dick
Don't get mad you're not you're not gonna play good just always you put this on where the ball is gonna be
Sorry about anything else
Right it's coming up. It's coming over middle to our net
no you hit it back down to them
okay how do I get better you have to grab so I was I was on it's gonna hit I'm
gonna go for it I'm gonna help you a little dude they just are faster than me
They're stronger than me. They're oh my
That was great. Well, we can do this. We can do this. I'm gonna let you go for it
Wait
You got a comment though. That's a comedy. She's okay. You're supposed to tell me
I'm gonna go for it. There's nice
I have no hoose you got that or no
We get to this is have confidence when there's confidence was the key
you got it you got it me I mean I'm gonna try to set up a player nice one oh
my god yes they on it no you try to try we can do this we can do this for now
what no way he hit that
Bro these guys are smurfing okay, I think they're smurfing. I think they're smurfing.
I actually think they're smurfing. How do I suck bro? I have one goal, he has one goal,
I'm trying my best. Bro, you know what haters are my biggest motivators at the table of
dinner with success nice wait wait okay listen listen I'm not gonna go for a
boost I'm gonna let you go for it and then I'm just gonna I'm gonna start
I hope it hopefully we can just get it. Okay try to get it. We're gonna try to do a dead ball, and then okay
You try to dead ball then I'll shoot go go go go
try to dead ball
It's not over bro
It's not over it's not over it's not over it's not over
Okay, okay, okay, so we don't like keep losing just let's go over a strategy
So that I can adapt to it. Okay, because obviously, you know a lot more than me. I want you to have fun
I want you to enjoy this right just because we're on a decline doesn't mean there's no upclimb when you go on a mountain
You go down and you go up multiple times a mountain isn't steady. Okay, so
What can we do differently here?
Okay, I think we're always fine. Let's change it up. Let's let's start with this
Let me get you a good car.
What's the best car?
Is it really pay to win?
No.
The default car has the best hitbox in the game and there's another car called the Panic.
Rod, go to your garage.
I have Domino's.
Look at what cars you have.
After Shook, Backfire, Backfire, Breakout, Domino's, Esper, Gizmo, Gizmo, Grock, Hot
Hot Shot, Hot Shot, Marauder, Mason Margella, McLaren 765, Mercedes, Paladine, Paladine,
Octon, Mercedes AMG GT 6.
Ah, go back, ah!
Octane, do you only have the base octane?
I have one.
Use that.
Let's go.
Then, go to your decal and put all the strikes.
That matters?
No.
Yes, now you're fault.
Go to your decal and put all the strikes.
did it now we look like a cop duo all right now let's play it now let's play it
what fire should I make out of my ass whoa whoa what was that noise what fire
should I make out of my ass whatever you want doesn't matter
Jason the best stadium stadiums right Tim cheese
I'm going to do the shipper Jason bro lock in come on go I feel way better with
this car oh my god nice run yeah I feel way better with this car
I actually think I feel better with this car yeah probably feel way better
I feel way better nice set it to me set it to me one more one more one more I got I
got it don't panic don't panic no he blocked it that's a good block nice good
I
Missed you got no block you would have locked anyway. That's on me brother. That's on me
Nice right no boosts. You take in the booth. You take in the lmods in the chat, bro. My mods suck. I got it
Good hit!
Sometimes you gotta talk to yourself in life when no one else wants to be there for you.
BITCH I'M STABILLED!
Oh, fuck!
Oh no.
Well, I need you to score them too, like that's probably the best.
Get it, get it, get it, get it, get it.
Get it.
Gotta get that.
Gotta get that.
Gotta get that.
Oh, no.
Good hit.
Alright, over to the middle of the field.
That's me.
BITCH, I'M SAVED ALL!
Fuck, I keep-
Stop, Danny man, it doesn't work!
Good
Pass it! Pass it!
No, no, no, no, it's okay
That's you
Bomb them
Good
Good! I'm gonna finish it
Pass it, pass it, pass it, pass it, pass it
YOOHOO!
What is double jumping? I don't know how to do that. Double tap? Or do you want Xbox
Double tap the A button and lean your left stick forward.
Double tap A and the left stick forward.
We might actually get a win, dude.
Open it, open it.
Over his head, tin cheese.
I'm looking fucking good at this game.
Everybody looking better, bro.
I want to play SNLs after this.
No, you don't want to do that.
You must.
Good hit.
Good aerial, bro.
Good aerial, kid.
Wow!
Wait, you're carrying.
Hey, you're carrying.
Hold on.
You're learning a thing or two.
I know.
Thank you.
I'm getting better.
Bro, I'm getting better around there.
Look at me, bro.
You're good, bro.
You're good.
Wait, why did you get so good?
I'm getting better, bro.
I'm still going.
I'm still going.
I'm trying to get flashed.
Wait, 2v1, I'm over the middle line if you want to.
Big, big pass, what's the line?
Wow, that's good, Timo.
That's no ego.
That's no ego, just strict, strict, like, that's like,
I could have taken that, I could have went for it,
but I didn't.
I could have went for it.
Brother, that was good.
now
oh my god
now
now that is a tough job
look at cheese over there not knowing what to do
no he was in the net he was moving
Oh, no, oh, no, I saw I gotta get back. I gotta get back. I got to get back
Nice run, bro. Now we're looking for about it. Now
We
Man on man on
Nice one, oh my god
Bro, that was perfect it hit the ceiling and drop right there Wow
Wait now we look like a team now we look like
This isn't luck chat. I'm just smurfing. Wow, what's who? No, no, no. Forfeit. How do you
tell the forfeit? Yo, Tim Cheese, bro. Yo, you are dog shit. Imagine being born for the
name Tim fucking Cheese. You are fucking dog shit. You are fucking dog shit, Cheese. You
You are fucking dog shit.
Holy fucking, yo, four bitch, cheese, four bitch!
That's another gold brown.
To the left.
All you rough. Over the middle to you?
Rose mom's cheddar.
I mean, bro, you're looking way better with that.
Bro, it's a skit, I'm telling you.
Over the middle to you, rough.
I'm gonna demo the guy tonight, you finish.
I could get good at this game with the Berlin this is this could be my thing
defense try good defense good try kid hey fist bump fist bumps fist bumps fist bumps
right six to one yeah fool no good what I understand no give him cheese couple
heads let him let me have a couple it's not possible go ahead cheese do it go ahead get
one I have a theory and I don't want to like be a Debbie downer but I have a theory
listening I think we're only with problem look at them they suck I'm
emoting on them yeah I have a theory I think these guys are too unranked player
that yeah oh why do you like to downplay our skill from my whole chat even
things were better than this my whole chat things were like we could go against
the top row is a no troll.
You could not.
Yes we can.
Who's the top row?
Tell me his name, tell me his name.
A guy named the monkey right now.
The what?
Monkey Moon, Zen, Mathira.
Whatever that means.
Let's play.
Can we get five gifted for that performance, Shuffle?
Yeah.
Chat, if I'm gold too, I thought we'd match gold too.
How are we matching?
How much of something do you want?
We want more we want more we want more we want more we want more. Oh
It's because we're on a losing streak. Oh
You're not losing you're not losing anymore, so be ready to be on the winter streak
He's lower this week right? Yeah, bro like we like
We kicked the dog shit out of silver so clearly we can hold photo candle with the cell phone
Like for sure we're good enough to beat silver bro. Wait, I'm silver too. How do I know when I rank up? Where's the random?
It's just how much you win, but I'm gonna be honest. We're a ways away from that. Why?
Cuz we just lost three straights. So like ranking up is just not even in our sights right now
We just got to focus on winning our next game keeping one foot in front of the other. You know what I mean? Ron mower
What does that mean?
They're basically saying that you're not hitting the ball. So you're just cutting the grass like a lawnmower. Yeah, that's not my name
I'm not Ron Moore. I'm stable fucking Ronaldo
Show him this game bro. Show him
Go to the ball go to the ball
I must show them how good I am for real
Okay, so let's make something happen
What actually she's I think I choose to set three
I'm down
Well, this guy's been stealing my content all day
I'm just kidding. He could black let's just win this game first. Let's focus on what we have right now
But chat Mike, is he still gonna fuck up Mike?
Oh, Ron.
Ron?
I got such a good sense of that, oh my god!
Go Ron!
Go Ron!
Go Ron!
YAAAHHHHH!
Ron, in that scenario, try to front flip, don't try, front flip is faster.
Remember, front flip is double tap A.
Okay.
It's only you, Ron.
It's only you Ron, please hold it down Ron hold it down
Where are you? Where are you?
Am I supposed to ever break or no?
I'm not supposed to ever break am I very very like would you want to stop?
Go for it. Go for it. Ah
Come on. Lock it up. We're gonna put it up. Let's lock it. Let's let's end on a win. Good. Hey kid
That's fine
Good
Watching for some reason yeah, I don't know why
But me my back my back
We got open shot.
Get under it, kid!
It wasn't, I saved it.
I'm lost.
Ron, get over there.
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
Get there.
He got it, bro. He bumped me.
My bad, my bad.
Oh no. Oh no!
No! No!
I'm being serious actually she's good. I'm good. You're all right. We can do this. We'll do this. Yeah, bro. We'll be fine
Where are you?
You see?
I'm staying on that double shot.
No way!
You can get elevated.
That what you do?
Think of it like soccer.
You get under it.
Good save, kid!
Good save, Ron!
I'm fucking proud of you, bro.
Oh my god!
I'm fucking proud of you, bro.
Oh my god!
I'm fucking proud of you, bro. Oh my god.
Get in the cell.
Good. This is it. This is it.
You missed. You missed.
This is it. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You missed. You missed.
Wait.
Go.
No, he's. How is he arilyyling?
Shut up, Ron. We're good for you.
Oh, how now?
Yes?
Yes?
Did you see?
Rocky-moo, rocky-moo!
No, I need to do this.
I got it.
That's fine.
My car ran out of gas.
That's kind of possible.
I
Got it. I got it. There it is. Oh god, it's a solo play. It's I saw if I've ever seen one
Good hey, that's me. I got it. What bitch wait. Oh, no
Get that over to the fat lady's face.
Come on!
Nice!
No!
It's okay.
It's okay.
There's probably some pros in my chat right now that I think I'm old shit.
There's probably so many.
Dude, okay, these guys are sharp.
It's obvious.
It's actually obvious.
Okay, can we still come back or not?
Just be honest with me.
Be honest.
be honest with you. Here's our hope of them coming back or our hope of coming back. One
of them, um, is that it gets a hard attack in the middle of the game. That's about our
own goal. We're down three goals in the minute left. We average like one goal every game.
Hit
I'm right here
Wow
Nice go go for it. What are you?
Brown you say go for it as I turn back for the beat look up. No, how is he always dare?
Nice
yeah Evan dog I swear to God we'll kill your dog bro fuck that shit
we're not we are
we're not gonna get fucking good game bullshit bro I'm tired of that gimmick
you're fucking smart loser
Evan sorry we're not gonna kill you
he's having a moment over the middle run please run over the middle
No it wasn't, it was me.
Rob we can come back, we can come back, we got this.
We can still come back.
Yep, we can still come back.
I need you there. We couldn't make happen. No. Oh my God. All right. So let me explain
how this is going to work. We're about to play threes X you see we're about to win
even more. All right. Let me add her to the call. Let me explain the call. Let me call
next time. So basically if we weren't winning then we'll better win even more
now. Okay so let me explain what's about that. You know all the guys that were
just kicking our asses right now? Those were golds. So there's gold and then
you take imagine jumping another planet that's platinum and then after you jump
that planet jump to another solar system that's diamond then once you land in
that solar system then jump up to another no keyway then once you land on
that galaxy that's champion that's we're about to play again I'm hungry wait we
could play quads we can't play three because of rank disparity could we get
a fourth chat? Who could be our fourth? Dude, let's play. I've never played
qualms. That's actually sounds way more fun. Who could be our fourth chat? Maybe
invite a viewer or two. I don't know a viewer. I can get some people. It's fun.
It's bad. Yeah, but we can't we can't play for you. It's not possible. Guys, Lacey's
is not home. The depth is a
sponsor. Maybe we break your
accounts to be champ though. I
actually wonder it's my bad.
It's my bad. That's all. I'm
going to water and express. I
got lost in the moment and I
regretted every day. What's the
what is the orange chicken or
chicken or chicken? Should I
get smart water? 700 milliliters?
No.
You're not a slide.
It's cha-
Ha ha ha ha!
You know, it's Chow Man bad for you.
No, it's pretty good.
Get Carter.
You want me to get Carter as the fourth.
We can get Boba.
Is Boba good at the Rocket League?
Yeah.
Boba, great game.
Has Boba ever played League?
Yeah.
Yeah, you're hesitating.
Um, Kate, what a wreck is Carter?
Carter, what wreck are you?
Carter, what wreck?
Hi, baby, how are you?
What about drinking up?
I'm fighting a bastion.
A what?
Why? What happened?
A bastion? What? What's a bastion?
Um, you wanna join us in Rocket League? We need a fourth.
I've never been able to take a day in my life.
I'm sorry. I gotta call you back.
I'm gonna call you back.
I'm gonna hang up the phone.
I'm gonna call you back.
Okay.
No, she's playing Arc Raiders.
Okay.
Um...
All right, all right, all right. Next...
Okay, okay.
We need to get a fourth.
All right?
I have a player, I have a player, I have a... I have a break.
Okay.
Is he good? Is he good at Rocket League?
Yeah, he plays Rocket League. He's about your level.
What do you mean by my level, bro?
Well, I'm just thinking.
Whoa!
That's a cool camo, bro.
X, yeah.
Nice camo, X.
Wait, me?
That's you, right?
I'm just draining.
Wait.
Who's in here?
What is him?
That's Greg.
Oh!
Okay.
All right, all right, all right.
They're called the Black Hammer.
Okay.
I'm gonna go table, all right?
All right get him in the car
Get a call chat. What wheels are the best
We have us how do I move voice chat what how how?
Like that good all right, I'm gonna go tickle. I'm gonna tickle. I'm gonna buy them
It's up Greg
Yo, what's up boys?
No, wait, wait.
I haven't eaten.
Yo.
Alright.
His name is Greek God X, but his nickname is Gracken.
I'm Gracken.
What's up, Greg?
Yo, what's up boys?
I'm locked in.
Let's do this.
How you doing, Greg?
Doing good.
Ronaldo.
Yo.
Did he want us to chew or not?
I fairly said it.
Probably
Well, I'm not gonna give you that there
Or we could do to be to I just got a green box. Oh my god
She's square up me and X versus you two
I'm clovers. I'm gonna rock a shamrock
How do I see my inventory if I have any like extra loot like if there's like a box is open
All right, let's win some fucking games you ready let's win some fucking games. We're
We're not getting off to get 40 wins in a row.
Well, that's not happening.
It's not even possible, dude.
Well, why not?
Yeah, you have one.
After three wins, we're going to...
Bro, bro!
Let's get two wins in a row.
Or you don't sound lost.
You don't sound lost, bro.
Alright, what the heck?
No, no, what the hell are games?
What are you talking about?
X. Are you fucking crazy?
What? What? I don't get it.
Have y'all ever played quads?
Because if none of y'all have ever played quads,
It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, like, would you have like, um, like, we should,
we should commit the balls, always.
Yeah, but, okay, yeah, yeah, there's four of us, you can get away with more shit, right?
Yeah, yeah, we should have plenty of balls at that moment.
Alright, don't, oh, fours have different maps.
Oh, that's a nice map.
It's a bigger map.
It's a bigger map.
Bigger, yeah.
you
you
you
you
you
you
Oh
There's too many of us, but they're not gonna score I think I think when they scored it was just unlucky
X stop molding over there, dude. That's to be intentional
Take it. Take a fucking chill pill dude. That's pass the decision. Oh
Yo, relax. Yeah, you know what they need to add to this game. They need to add some emotes
Good shot x
Not that shot. The cars should be able to hit the rendering game
oh my lord oh no get out get out get out get out
buddy that's in on one perfect no dumping nice that's a way no that would
I think after you hit you go for a shot going bump them going bump them. I agree
Nice
Stop my dick bitch
30 seconds. Keep it out, keep it out, keep it out.
Keep up the pace boys. Keep up the pace.
Alright guys, focus. I'm lost. Nice Creek, get it!
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm waiting.
I need this.
Just keep it out, simple, just keep it out. Go for it! Go for it! Go for it!
Nice! Keep it in their half! Nice!
Oh fuck.
It's okay. I'm not mad to receive that.
Good touch, Jakes!
On that rex! On that rex!
That's a nice rex. You got this. Nice.
Keep it out. Just keep it out.
Watch out. Watch out.
Got it out.
Let's go!
One for one!
I'm scoring! I'm scoring! Fuck it!
WAAAHHHHHHH!
Ah fuck it!
Damn! Damn! We almost scored!
We all scored! Let's go!
Wait, what are we going to do now?
Abdi Buzzer, dude! Let's go, guys!
Wait, force is kind of fun, actually.
It's got a lid!
It gets a bad rap. Who got everything?
Yeah, who got everything?
Me! Wow!
That was kind of fun.
Good job.
Guys, I legitimately think we have potential in here.
Yeah, we got at least silver three.
Am I still a buddy?
At least.
Yeah, thanks.
Your ex, bro.
Reset your mental, bro.
Ex, you are getting pretty mad.
I'm not gonna lie.
You got to chill.
Yo, yo, yo.
I'm doing my job.
I'm in the bag.
I'm chillin'.
Bro, just be happy.
You're both getting five times in a singular 20-second stretch.
But ex, don't get mad, dude.
Don't get mad, bro.
What's happening?
We're having fun, bro.
Actually, know you're the best player here, dude.
I
You're making me raffle right now, bro
Thank you, sir, thank you
Thank you, thank you, Jinzy. Thank you
I'm dead ass proud of y'all dude.
There's the team look at that in the team four-headed. He's just not in for sure
No, don't worry. We don't know that we're better. We're stronger. Hey, don't be negative dude. Don't be negative.
Yo, this is a nice color. They have pink. This is fire
Nice the touch I got that I got Matt
what's up sorry I can't hear you yeah I'm from the UK
about the man
this man
come on
oh gg
oh gg
can you smoke over gg
it's greek
nice
brah, good defense
thank you
good touch axe
here it comes
Oh, they're pretty good. That was pretty good for both sides
So these me I'm bumping patrol
Guys we got to do something here we got to do something here
No, no, no, we all miss
Sorry, you know what our promise
You know what our promise bro, we're all bumping each other
I
stop bumping each other boys and we need to like call it out like we need to do
something here
On the ball, I did it on the ball.
No, nice, Gigi.
No, it's not a ball front.
Gigi, we got to score now.
We got to score.
Wait, they're moving.
Ben, I'll slap the dog shit out of you, dude.
Stop that.
I don't need one more time.
I don't need to listen to this.
I'll try to do it so that you don't know where.
They overshot, they overshot.
We got to go.
Nice.
There is X, finish it.
Kill him.
I'm in that. Oh no. Oh no. I have no boost.
Yeah, it's time for Andy. I got it. I got it.
Come on, Bob. Come up with me.
Except for them. We gotta do something.
I'm waiting for a chance here guys. It's not ass versus ass bro. Just walk in so defective
You missed you see
Oh
Come in
Get it out, please get it out nice
Hit it, hit it Greek. Oh my god, good shot
Oh nice X
Wait run no no no
Oh nice
No, we were all we lost us
I think we get we got call it more
I think in general we need to have like some other comms.
We need a netman.
Netman, oh we're playing these golds.
We're scoring golds Loki.
I got demoted by the same guy nine times.
It's unplayable.
I think we got, yeah the screaming like we need more comms and less like.
Yes.
All right, all right, all right, all right.
Look at it like this, OK.
Here's what we need to do.
We need, realistically, one lockdown defensive, man.
Then we need two guys who go up and down the field.
Then we need a fourth guy who's a striker.
The word is my fucking food.
Yeah.
I mean, we could all be those guys if we just call it.
Just be like, I'm defending.
You could do anything that you put your mind to.
Oh, dear Ron, now's not the time.
We just lost against Golds.
Coach is right.
We got to give this one a go.
Was that gold, actually?
Yes, bro, it was gold.
Yo, coach is right now.
You're diamond.
Let's put our head into the game.
Come on.
Yeah, but I have a deal.
I'll have to boost up the game.
Two of them do take a boost.
Do nothing with it.
And we have to stay back in.
But actually diamond, separate it up.
We're already as strong as those weakest players.
All right.
I can put the rest of the game on the never score then.
I'll do the number.
All right, you put it in the game.
Who took the boost though? Who took your boost, dude?
There's so many boosts, you gotta get the ones with the walls acts, they get the ones with the wall.
The wall ones.
Ron, are you a team player? People said you're not playing for the team right now.
How am I not a team player? Wait, what?
Someone said you're not playing for the team chat.
They came from your chat and said, Ron, it's not playing for the team.
Who wants to use it? Ron Bannum.
Let me scroll it up.
Hi guys, can we find him?
Right here.
This is Shar Trogues. One. Ron is not a team player. Shar Trogues.
Shar C.H. C.H. C.H. A.R. Trogues. He said Ron is not a team player.
C.H. A.R. Trogues.
Are you playing for a team though?
Give me a second here. Let me just, let me get this guy.
Let me slash his ear. Let me see what he's doing in my chat.
Hmm.
This guy's a fucking 14 month sub.
If we lose the game, I might go as a shorter.
We have to win.
Let's go.
Let's do this, boys.
Run, play, run, play, run, play.
Lock in, lock in, boys.
I never used a big guard before.
This is bad.
Oh my God.
Nice X.
X, go over, right?
You're go over.
Yeah, I'm a favorite mode of NCO.
All right.
You know, I'm going to show you what a team player is,
but I'm tired of people distracting my name.
Jump.
Nice.
Come on boys.
I kinda like this car, I don't know what it's like.
I got a few Xs.
Yeah, X is gonna be here.
Nice X.
Wow.
Oh, X!
Oh my god, X!
Oh my god, that's what you do!
That's what you do!
My asshole XGC, but no loo.
Why?
That's what you do!
That's a straight line.
Holy...
Nice X.
They got it in one.
I need a jungle go.
I'm not gonna...
What the fuck is that car?
You just gave him the juice.
Why have you got the bang bus?
It's the worst car.
I'm just testing it out.
I'm on that. I'm on that ass. All night.
I'm on that ass.
What?
Why do you have a fucking boss?
Cause I'm playing big, I'm big now.
Cause he needs something to ca- oh here we go.
Nice, nice, nice.
Get one up.
Ah, nice!
Oh my god.
That was a nice hit.
Here we go.
I'll keep it in for you guys.
Over the metal, over the metal.
No, not over that.
Oh, I could have had that.
Nice!
Yeah, I'm gonna...
Ow!
Good shit, Axe.
Step on that.
That's back on in, we're chillin'.
Way over, way over.
Pitching out.
Nice run.
Run, that's all you, baby.
Nice run!
That's all you run.
Try run.
I got it, I got it.
Oh, beautiful area.
Over the middle, over the middle!
Nice!
Nice pinch.
Back wall, back wall.
That's all me bitch
My god run that's beautiful to me as well
Nice try though
Man in my chat, what does that mean?
The ball would have been so...
I'm about to deal with that.
The idea was good.
The ball was going to have 120 knots an hour.
It was so fast.
Like you should have seen that last minute.
It was busted.
X, if I may, I think you were going for a flashy effect.
You know what I'm saying?
You were going for a high ball.
Alright, I think that was a good one.
They're calling me a lawnmower cameraman.
Yeah, don't worry.
Ron, don't worry about that.
They're trying to get in your head, dude.
It's playing great.
Why are people tapping one? What happened?
No! Ron!
Hey, Ron!
Hello, son!
I'm going for an aerial, I'm going for an aerial.
What am I good for?
What am I good for?
Everything. Lock in, Ron.
it out boom thank you nice oh my god jigsie how did you punch it that far
I have repeated big heart
No I missed that, I missed it
Little penis big heart
Come on then
Whoa, that guy's got height
That's that shit
Oh nice pinch
Open it up, open it up
That's me!
That's all you baby?
Yes! No!
Fuck!
It's still up there
I got this!
Almost!
You're not lagging.
Go!
Get out!
Lodge!
No!
Okay, go panic.
Go panic.
We don't panic, we can make it.
Everyone panic!
Everyone panic!
I'm getting D-D-Dogs.
Yeah, you're doing a payment now.
Thanks to you, good?
Go panic.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
We go up in it.
We have to do this.
Yes, I agree.
Come on jinx is our analysis of 1v3. Come on
You can do this nice
No, they're just
That was a clutch we needed that
No, that's crazy
We've got to win for him come on
It's up to y'all it is up to y'all rock getting beat up. There's a will. There's a way
Uh oh.
That's so bad.
This is bad.
Cut it out.
Uh oh.
Wait, I'm coming back. I'm coming back. Let it drop. Let it drop.
Nice. Good job boys.
We can do this. We can do this. We can do this.
I'm back.
Nice touch.
You're welcome.
I got it.
I got it.
Nice. Nice.
punch up punch up punch up beautiful Jinxie beautiful thank you that's it
that's it
easy game
I told you I was gonna win, bruh. I told you I was gonna win today.
Guys, actually reset my app because I think I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna argue my shit.
Yeah, reset it, man.
I'm on Xbox, bro.
An app? Wait, you're streaming off Xbox?
What? Yes, bro.
What?
Why?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Oh, dude, you're via PC.
Chad, I swear to you, you have a PC.
That smells so bad.
Bro, what?
Oh my showers. No, I don't know what it is. Okay. No, bro, I love Xbox but I don't think it's
be honest, be honest, who's better. The PS5 or the new Xbox? Whatever the fuck.
No, they're both bad. Yeah, it's a PC, like.
X-USD hates console. I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm gonna be honest with you.
Xbox 360 is better than PS3. Xbox One was worse than PS4.
Just how Xbox turn off. Oh shit classic. I don't have
Back in the day back in the day used to be called the connect
Wait, how do I get X in here? I'm just gonna say I phones better than androids
You didn't make this up here. Thank you. Let me say this bro. Um as a team
I love that last game. We look great bro. Yeah, I'm right. Look right pull up
X you'll work bro on the defensive line
Calling me that drink the Y's they call me by these days
Pretty good there fellas
I brought in we were a team name lucky. I think we all did good. I think well
They're good proud of all y'all boys. Thank you. So getting glad or what what do y'all think we got?
How many more plates with seven more?
Where's my food?
We have to plot or what?
Who's delivering my food, bro? Please.
No, fuck no.
No. Hell no.
Absolutely not.
What I want is...
No, no, we can plot for sure.
That's what I'm about.
Okay, we haven't beat plot yet, though, to be fair.
We've only beaten gold so far.
What kind of car is this?
What kind of fucking car is this?
it's a
it's a octane
is that fake laugh?
oh no
you're only laughing at fake my balls smells like shit joke
and uh...
you're not cool enough to be on those files buddy
Wait, go back to the one- go back to where you just had it, Ron. Go back to the one.
Now edit that and just- just put the part where he says that he's on the files.
Wait, Ron, what is the name of that car, bro?
Deanda.
Deanda?
Deanda, my fuckin' balls, fuck you.
Let's play, bro, ready up.
Okay, who's the name of that car?
What is the name of that car?
Do you mean who's not ready? This is the party. Leader has to party. Go.
Guys, stop letting-
If it's- if it's not a party.
It's a party, we're having a fun time.
Wait, the dragon's on it?
What do you do with the soccer ball, bro?
Don't call it soccer, it's football.
You kick it. Come on, bro, kick him out of the lobby.
Guys, do you guys want to do our placement?
We've got seven more.
Yes, sir.
Of course.
Why is my car so shit?
What is this?
I don't know.
It makes the shittiest sound ever.
What's this sound?
boom that's why I do I'm bumping them I'm bumping them about to bump oh what I
needed you up there boys nice shot that's a screamer I'll save it
excuse me no it was brown why them that's not good but not great what am I
What am I doing? What am I doing?
Nice save, nice save.
Everything else, you know, I think that's like booking.
This is good.
Come on, bro.
Lock in.
I got demoed.
All right, get away from me, dude.
Nice X.
Get up there, boys.
Any aerials?
Oh, I just got blown.
I got blown.
Clearance.
Nice X.
Great work, man.
Oh, I'm getting bumped.
I'm going to set it to the middle.
Setting it to the middle.
No, that's just way too fast for them to react to that.
Well, that's not my problem, bro.
Bad bump.
Setting it to the middle. No, that's way too fast for them to react to that. Well, that's not my problem, brother.
Bad, man. It's awkward, awkward, X is awkward.
Yeah, he's a spectator.
Boom! Oh, we put it in, X! We put it in, X!
Let's go, we did it, we did it!
Let's go! Oh, just, and the power of friendship! Come in!
I'm gonna activate gamer mode, bro. I'm turning on my real mic. I'm tired of you guys just talking to me.
X I'm not gonna lie a lot of people said you're
Listen, I'm gonna play back and I'm gonna get the ball. Okay. I'm done fucking around
We asked
I played it
Now I
Got it. I got it. I'm pumping them
Nice I got it again I got it again
I got it again I got it again
I got it again I got it again
No, I got it again
I got it again I got it
I got it again
We have no definite whether it's a whip or a flat
Huh?
Yeah I got it
What?
I don't know what you're saying
Three good dude
Off the golf
Oh good shot
I'm not going for that
Somebody go for that
Get it out I'm back
I go I go I go I go
Over the middle
Oh
I
Made it
Fake nice try nice try. I wanted to fake it out. So actually get it. I hate my garbage there
Good
Bro demo me one more time
but they know w they need to take that out of the game seriously it just
reduced the streets like mine boom that's how i do oh fuck me
it's okay don't worry we're doing good shit for my fucking people at home i got
you guys oh don't go i'm walking over the middle
act over the middle act i got it i got it i got it
ex i was gonna give it to you but i got it defense defense we've got a defense
it was nobody's back no way oh no he just enjoyed it was going to that's
what's up that's good what am I doing wrong chat like that I'm trying my best
here but it is gotta get it out please you gotta be confident remember we got
excellent about that that's it that that's gonna go for it yeah yeah yes you
I'm trying to test as much shit as you can.
You feel me?
X, get the fuck off of me!
Yo, your car is so shit we lose aura.
You need to take a shit off of that.
You don't need to lose aura.
When I am aura.
Watch this.
Immune it, immune it, brother.
What is that car that you have, Ronald?
Don't worry about it.
Guys, we gotta get out of our half, dude.
Fuck, we're lollygashes, I hit it.
Yeah, we re- nice, Jinxie.
Oh my god.
I ain't trolling around man.
I got it out.
Clearance?
Boom. Got it out.
Pass it over. Pass it over Ron.
Open up, open up, open up.
I'm back, I'm back, I'm back.
Yep, nice axe.
God, good set.
Fuck!
I can follow him.
We need 15 seconds of defense, I'm dead.
No!
Greek! Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no! Oh no!
I'm on EU! I'm on EUPING!
Don't touch me!
I'm sorry.
Wait, that was the only thing you could have done that would give off.
Oh no.
You know what you're doing?
Oh no! Oh no!
Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
We literally had it now!
No! No!
Great!
I
Six seconds
Sorry guys
I feel like I'm carrying a little bit.
I think I hold boots and do one jump and I late late the
professorial. All right first things first. Ron get the fuck out of that car
bro. Is it actually my car? No it's not that it's your car it's just when we load
in they're immediately gonna know we're not good. I'm not gonna lie.
Maybe Octane or Fennec?
Ron, not that car. Octane or Fennec?
I want to play with this car. Let's play.
No, we're going to look like shit, bro. We're going to look like shit.
We got to at least look good.
At least look good, bro. Octane or Fennec?
Ron? Octane or Fennec?
Oh, this is nice.
You want to go in with that car?
Okay, I got it.
That's the car you want to go in with.
So guys listen we lost it's easy to get defeated right now, but we outplayed them the entire
game we just had a mental breakdown in the last 10 seconds so all that happened we got
to play better.
You're the problem Jitzy.
Appreciate it.
I feel like who's?
I don't know I feel like we're playing pretty good.
That's what I'm saying as a team we have three wins and one loss
I'm not even gonna count that last loss because we won we won brother was 10 seconds left
We have a little bit of a mental breakdown. It happens dude. I feel like this game's got a very nice soundtrack pretty well done
Yeah, I think it has the best soundtrack besides maybe Minecraft
Minecraft has a good soundtrack to minecraft
Terraria is pretty good. What else?
Did I ever one time?
Dude, this is actually a core memory.
Dude, I was high on weed and I ended up greening out and I couldn't sleep because I was anxious,
so I just played a 10 hour video of the Minecraft main menu music and I went to sleep.
Holy aura.
That's what I did when I went to go to sleep.
You smoke weed?
So you smoke weed?
No, I used to smoke weed.
That's so tough.
I'm going to start smoking weed because Jinx started smoking weed.
How about you go, just don't smoke weed then.
Just don't smoke weed then.
No, I want to smoke weed.
Have you ever smoked weed before once when I was way younger. I don't smoke weed anymore
That's dude. I can't even imagine what that is like
I mean, that's you should do a geek stream, right? I'm gonna do one this week. I think yeah, but what does that tell to the youth though?
Yeah, that is bad, but it's funny
Sunday anyway, bro, look I would tell everybody
We should do a drugs mukbang.
Come on.
At least one time in your life, you should get high.
There were a bit of drugs every now and again.
Yeah, just to get like locked in with it.
Yeah, you should see this in another.
That's mad.
Cocaine or something there, isn't it?
It's still bad, I should make sure.
Just to make sure it fucks you up.
You know what I like?
Give me like, misinformation.
Yeah, you have to give me some.
Do your own research, shit.
Get your sources from yourself.
So.
Oh god
I'm not gonna miss it. You go, you go, you go.
Sorry X, sorry X.
I'm gonna play golly, I'm gonna play golly, I'm gonna play golly.
No, no, no, no, no, I got to.
Nice X.
Am I wrong?
I had to have any boost, otherwise I'd have been sick.
One X, that's all you.
I rebound, I'm here.
Oh, I just missed it. I had to clip it a certain way.
I got a foot on it. Wait, wait, wait.
Yes. Oh, yeah.
Going inside there. It's all good.
Upshot.
Got it. It's going to come back.
No.
That's really better.
Go on.
I suspect I'm going to play.
I'm going to play.
I'm going to play back.
back get out x nice oh bitch bitch I tried I just missed it fuck that's bad
get out please save me nice for us
I got them all I got them all
missed it oh yeah
we gotta get a net run you okay
got it run
he said get out of the net I got it and then he goes there get a net like you
You can't make this happen.
That's all you X. Nice.
I'll put that one up again.
Nice X.
Fuck man, I had too much fun.
I got it, I got it though. I was there.
Nice Greek!
I was there for you.
What is he doing?
That's me and you.
That's good.
Look at this pass.
Beautiful pass.
I'm like a map bang.
What is Ron doing, bro?
He's doing drugs probably.
You convinced him.
Yeah, he actually hit the MTS dude.
He hit the DMT Jesus!
I like that! I like that!
No, you didn't lag. You had tongue-tongued support in your face.
Guys, lock in!
Please lock in!
Be an extra walking overtime over here.
Nah, that's my task.
No, no, no, you...
You had those...
bumping into each other.
Lock in, boys.
Lock in, boys. Come on, this is easy win.
Oh man get that X. Go over that table. Come on run. Nice good job on.
All me. All me. Nice jinkzy. Yeah.
They get really aerial. X get that baby. No, I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna.
Good boy. Ah. Fun. Get it out boys. Get it out. Get it out.
I got this. I got this. Bang. Bang over their heads.
Wow, that's it!
There's your position, Jim.
Guys, we have to score now. Like, there's no option.
I missed it, I missed it. Somebody's got to get that. He's dribbling on us.
Run! Run! Why is your car not moving? What the fuck?
I'm out of gas!
What?!
Nice save, X! That was a really good save.
I ran out of gas!
What? One of our teammates is eating!
This guy, this guy, this guy's got to take it out.
Classic. Oh, I missed.
get this x nice
oh my oh my oh my
x get up there you got this nice nice touch I'm here with you I'm here with you
x like a man nice area oh jeezy holy shit yes holy shit you're doing
Yeah, who's now?
Yes, yes.
Somebody get over there.
Got it.
Go ahead.
Oh, pinch backwards.
So you get out of there.
Point me.
Nice.
Run, focus, run.
They're really the ones.
Man, that was good, that was good.
There's a lot of positivity in my chat right now.
Get it up there, boys.
Out.
We're going to be able to get that one.
Just punch it up, punch it up, punch it up.
Punch it up.
We're going to play it now.
Punch it.
Bang.
Nice, Ed.
Go for it, go for it, go for it, go for it.
It's the eggs.
Open the middle.
My bad.
Open the middle.
Oh!
Open the middle!
Dude.
Ed, what the fuck?
How are you dying, man?
Brother, the guy misses the ball.
I was going for a counter there.
I can't find the ball.
Oh!
Stop.
Fucker.
Jixi, jixi.
So you nice to save, good save.
I'm on that, I'm on that.
Oh.
Oh, there I am.
There's a clear counter.
Oh my god, that's beautiful.
Who did that? Who just did that?
Guys, we got 5 seconds to score.
Come on. Over the middle.
Yes! Run!
I'm not gonna touch it.
Brother, run! He's not moving!
Hitting dick as always.
Go X!
Oh my god, X.
We gotta get to the level.
Wait a second.
Clear it.
Get back in D.
get back to the defense. Defense boys.
That's good, good job then.
I can't. Kick it up, kick it up.
I don't want to touch it too hard. Okay, okay.
Fucking roll everybody. I told everybody.
Oh no. No, no. We got to play defense. Defense, defense, defense boys, defense.
I got it, I got it, I got it. Get it out boys.
Oh no, no, no, no.
I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. Oh my god. That's so close.
Absolutely good shot. That was a really nice try. Take a minute. Take a minute.
If they throw the ball too high, if you fall back, I got it.
I don't believe it. I'm trying to get to it, but it's like...
Hit it out, boys. Nice kill. Nice touch.
I need to suck down on these fools.
That's you!
I'm Rwanda.
Oh man!
I'm fucking it, fuck it!
Not that you have to break it, you're our best player.
Uh oh.
Sorry, boys.
No!
No!
No!
Oh my god.
I'm freaking trafficin'!
We're gonna get soaked.
Oh my god!
Oh, I actually gotta get soaked.
Yo guys, you blame me for everything and then when I do a goal, it's like oh you're so good.
I'm not reading this chat anymore, I can't.
You rammed my dick all day.
I did it, so next time I'll play back, bro.
I told you I'll play goalie if you don't mind.
I'm really trying, bro.
You guys are like bullying this fucker.
You're doing good.
Who are you reading?
You're reading the ghost, so you're doing fine.
I've got voices in my head.
But Ron, you weren't like eating in the middle of that.
Yeah, I'm not eating.
a piece
This is my right placement
They're saying karma for breaking rule one. Let's not do that again. I I agree
But I don't think we should because I think if we break rule one that's because I don't have the rest of all
Errol master get so that's what I did. So I did that because I can't do the both things at the same time
No, actually you're playing phenomenal. I have to say
Everybody's playing like everywhere. We're all right. We're all ourselves. We are we are like flat in fours
Which is gonna get again more than a meta. We're harmonizing a bit better as well
When we are there in front of it
I want two days to commit to the ball, right and talk to one another and one to just go for demos
If the ball goes all the way out, I have it anyway
Act like we don't act that you don't ever go back or rotate it. I have the back just fucking send it
Ron, are you even...
I'm not listening.
Ron, what are you... you're just eating, bro.
Well, now that you're...
You're not listening... you gotta listen to the colors.
Fuckin' it, big time.
Listen, gochis right, bro.
What are you eating? A burrito or something? A burrito?
Oh, he's eating orange chicken.
Ooh, that sounds delicious, Ashley.
Gochis right now.
It's too bitter.
Bitter chicken would be honey... honey says I need chicken.
Maybe Ernie or...
Ernie.
Mosquit.
All right
Crickets we just lost the three gold ones in a silver three. This is
One of them is doing fucking easy exclamation like it is guys way higher rated and now that's where we force
Yeah, what the fuck is that about I don't know
How about we do this? You know, Jigsie, I didn't know you could use the aerials now. You did a couple cheeky... cheeky aerials there.
Yeah, that was good. That was good. I'm a cheeky bloke. I'm a cheeky guy.
How about we break the ice, man? What's everyone's focus? What's everyone happy about in life?
I'm happy when you're quiet.
Um...
Happy... I'm happy because I'm playing with the league with my friends.
Happy hands.
Same as I did with Gagan.
No, I'm not. I'm here. For God's sake.
There.
Holy s*** you snitched on him so fast.
Yeah like what's wrong with you?
I need your rock! I need your rock!
I need your rock!
I can't be proud of you.
Open the nose! Open the nose!
I think you're mad though.
That's a- oh my god X!
I almost-
Oh that was almost-
I tried it, I didn't have-
Wait, is that in? Oh my god!
It's right on!
Do you like it?
I'm on this sorry are you guys so much better than me like I'm just really
trying and I can't like can't keep up with me like I'm chasing the ball too
much that's fine you should be a little better for your voice though
oh nice hex well you just chipped over two people's heads
oh my god X nice nice boys good good
I
Guess what again if anybody can come into that
I
Mean out of control, I'm literally flying through it right now. I keep it up. Keep up in the air
I think I have to slow down as long as you don't concede and I think we should play extra
passive dude.
We're up to one.
Play extra passive.
Oh my god that was beautiful save.
Nice run!
Stay on it Ron, stay on it.
play way better this game on.
Yeah.
The touch case.
Come on it.
Come on it.
Come on it.
Yeah.
That's good drink.
That's powerful.
I tried.
I'm not gonna play.
I'm not gonna play.
I'm not gonna play.
You did save our ass, bro, and that.
Wow.
I mean, I mean, I'm playing in six players.
I didn't know.
I swear I didn't know.
That was the greatest redemption I've ever seen.
That is a shit wrong.
OK, so you could play this all the time?
Like, what are you doing?
Lock in.
You could do this all the time, bro.
Come on, come on.
You're so locked.
Oh, come on, man.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
Super fake, super fake, yeah.
That was a good thing.
Guys, we've got to get back, we've got to get back,
we've got to get back.
I'm back, I'm back.
We've got to get back.
Us soon.
What's up?
My controller died.
No!
My controller died!
Ah!
xbox
Ronald can you stop hitting me please sir
Are we only allowed to just like a shoulder dive?
I'm not even getting it.
Wow.
Do you- wait, you use batteries?
Yes, bro.
Why?
You should put a fresh bed before the start of the stream.
Every stream.
Lock in.
I do, but I forgot.
I didn't charge them.
I'll go ahead.
Wait, rechargeable batteries in here.
Main menu.
Main menu.
Bang!
Oh, what a pincher!
300!
300!
It's about an hour.
Big time.
Clear that.
Damn.
Yeah, I sold y'all. Oh, nice nice. Not over yet though. No way. Oh, I'm getting bumped.
Over over over. Yeah, by the window. Good. Fucking read on that, my god. Guys, something
I
Just said stable in G Jax
Oh my god!
We gotta get it out, boys.
Get it out!
Get out!
Get out!
Get out!
Nice!
Oh no, no, no.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice!
No, there's something in it easier than the speed on that ball.
Guys, we gotta get the fuck out of here.
We gotta get it out.
Wow, I just know the g-
You can-
Ron, don't shoot the fucking ball.
I'm making sure-
Shut up! Stop backseat gaming!
I'm in the net, I'm in the net!
I'm fucking locked right now, bro!
Oh, this is not it, this is not it!
I'm sorry!
Yeah.
Okay, so we guys are gonna use us. I mean, this is just sad at this point.
This is so sad.
This is actually sad.
How are you?
Can we take the lane for that? We're gonna walk through everything.
How did you manage to blame me every time I don't get it?
DC eating and the same sloth dog and the same D-Dog and the battery.
I mean he just got them all and then rocked.
He's still eating his orange chicken.
Oh hell no.
I didn't even disconnect that game.
I would have been 44.
I would have still eaten food.
He's still eating.
How fucking fat is this Lord ball?
I'm not eating.
Fuck man.
Guys, I'm gonna take blame. That is 100% my fault.
That's not... I don't think we should blame each other.
It's kind of like toxic.
We should just take the L as a team.
No, no, no, it's time to start blaming.
Okay, it's just the slowest of these silver threes.
Alright, that's my fault.
I take blame.
Oh, me 44, indeed.
I take the wrong color wheels. Fudge me.
Oh. Fudge it. Fudge it hard.
Gotta clean it up. These guys are suck at their table. This is our actual silver is only if we just tell you down
Just give it the balls. Can we lose this?
Nice. Jinxy good touch. Get it. Oh my god, Jinxy
Bang
In there man, you guys always pass the ball back to me if you want to backwards up. I was like, yeah
Sometimes yeah
I swear, what a fucking shot out of you, BrodyGee.
Can I get him?
Nice!
Oh, shoot.
I'm gonna do it in the next.
One goal doesn't matter.
What happened on this one, guys?
Look at this, look at this, look at this, look at this.
I mean it.
Are we fucking dead ass, Brad?
Alright, we're just gonna get you.
Sorry, sorry
That would be like the only play that sorry you could make it there that would make a goal, but it's my ally
Sorry
Okay, then you're the fucking storm Jesus Christ
Are you wrong
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god get it out of there get it out boys oh, no
Oh
No
That was good for us though. I'll touch it. Don't touch it. Don't touch it. Okay. Go go go touch it. You ready?
Yeah, yeah
Nice touches center to see all me bitch area
Oh my god that's down this
Oh wait
Fuck nice nice
Ah no I got it I got it I got it I got it I got it
Nice
Well that's your the carry tonight baby
No no keep them on me
No no no I was talking to Larder
Double wide porty hog and massive large slat kick ass.
No!
They're so annoying.
What is a large order?
A large order.
A big boy that eats large.
A honkers.
Also used as a large boy.
Fake two, fake two, fake two.
That's a goal, bitch!
That's a goal!
Oh my god.
Wait, hold on.
Hold up.
That's like Shaquille O'Neal
No, it's like the Dwayne Maid LeBron
Dwayne Maid LeBron!
I did you too, I did you too
Yeah, yeah, that's like the head of us, each other, the Patrick, right?
Yeah, it was Dwayne Maid LeBron, bro
It's like Squidlet and Patrick
Me too
No
Over the window
Over the window
Yeah, we need to see the command
Bro, start over committee for everything that's actually in that round
Yeah, exactly
actually over
between the several get
I have to get that side
I got Kaboom
Kaboom sablal
my granny she got hit by a zuka
You run through me. Yes. You cannot stop me. My units. Nice. I got this wall.
over the middle to you. No, that would actually act for two. He actually
spiked up. That is disgusting. Wow. He saved that out of there. Uh-oh.
Oh, no. Good job, Q. Wow. Good. It's good. It's good.
I'm fucking insane. I'm not gonna lie. Can you do it again for us? Yeah, yeah.
Yeah. Jixi, take it all away. Yup. Take it to me. Take it to me. Take it to me. Take
it to me. Take it to me. Right to you. Right. I got hit. I got hit for that. Wow.
got it nice oh my god yes yes yes here we go I got it
nice oh my god nice such as that fuck off you're gonna have to civilize the
I got it. I got it. Oh my fucking god
My name's Ronald stable Ronald
I got blown up
I'm back. Nice run. Somebody get a foot on that. No. Commit to that. Commit to that.
It gets us in. 30 seconds. 30 seconds. Keep it out. Keep it out. Keep it out. 30 seconds.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Turn. Nice run. Well done. Well done. Well done. Well done.
Well done man.
Nice mix.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
When nobody's eating and the controllers are disconnecting.
I don't know if we're gonna get I think we're gonna get a champ probably then fuck it I
I just want to let y'all know, bro. I'm having a lot of fun. I love you guys good
That's what it's about having fun. Yeah, yeah a bit of friendship in one that you know what sometimes I wake up
And I'm like damn. I don't got friends, bro, but look bro. I'm with all my friends right now
Exactly
Three more y'all three more three more we're gonna get we're gonna get um
I'm not doing bad to be you as well. It's not really it's a little bit laggy
I'm gonna score a hat trick for you, all right?
Yeah.
I'll put that on Greek's life.
Let's do this shit.
What the?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
No, no, no, no, no.
Oh my God.
Oh, we're gonna have to get through the hat though.
Don't worry about it.
Oh my god, oh, we're gonna pick up your hat though. Don't worry about it
They are it they are it
Wait, so you're not supposed to break ever can someone tell me like no no you're back less slight
But I feel like I won't just tell me not to break you can use the LB to power
You shouldn't have to be there. Fudge
I'm on that. I'm on that. Good, good hit. Oh my god, Jinxy. That was beautiful.
I'm on that. Oh my god, Jinxy.
I miss that X, is that you? Oh my god.
I thought it was a tempered up one. No, no. We're good. We're good. Yeah, I'm playing great.
Oh, nice. I'm on it. Fun. Good track, Ronnie. Looking fucking great now.
I
Yeah, you're 100% right
That's on me though.
Oh my god, reception!
That was nice!
You just dumped all over the fucking face with your boots.
That's what you get.
Taste that. Taste that.
You're gonna taste that and you'll put me for the rest of your life, kid.
Yeah, I'm gonna laugh.
It's so cool to be GG man fuck
Oh X please say VX
Oh my god, you're actually mom's now. Thank you. Good shit
That's you X. Oh my god, Ariel. Oh, that's a beautiful track
However, son, I'm loaded and I'm locked
I'm playing aggressive shit.
I'm on the map.
No.
Come on.
They're trapped.
Good thing.
Take a minute.
I got all my guns.
You're good.
I can.
I'm trailing.
Get in there.
I'm going to get it!
Go get it!
What's that we do?
That's what we do!
I picked, I picked, I picked
Good job
Bang! Tippy top
Right now I'm saving my boost
Going for boost, jumping and sliding
And reversing
Yeah also, shot placement
Rolls
Blocking
you guys you guys like to see how they're all
the middle of balls the middle of balls
excuse me I'm not over there
nice that's them though round it I missed
that's you that's you that's you Jinxie that's all you baby I got it out boom
Oh my god.
Yeah, that was good.
Good.
Good job, X.
Good job, X.
Oh, nice try.
I'm lucky, I'm lucky, I'm lucky, I'm lucky.
I wouldn't be able to save him but I got hit.
We all did well.
And X did a beautiful save.
We're out there.
You got stuck in the corner.
Come on guys, we can do this.
Where's our rest?
Please let me get it reboost to go plow that shit that lends that health.
Boom! It's in there, in there side, in there side. Get up there boys.
Get in there, get in there, get in there, commit to that, commit to that, commit to that, commit to that.
In there boys. Nice try, oh nice try.
Okay, that's a damn many four. I think I can't go first.
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, get it out Greek.
I got it out, I got it out.
Oh my god! X, you're actually...
Oh my god, X.
Nice X, oh my god.
What am I doing?
What am I doing?
Come here, come here, come here, come here, come here.
Oh, me baby.
Got it, fun.
Oh, we got it Rex.
Get it out, get it out boys.
No.
Oh, no, no, no, no, we got...
Holy fuck, he did a backwards save too.
Dude, I'm gonna get him.
Holy shit.
Jixie, me and you need to do something.
I
Try to start full
Shorted for all we gotta do is get one hit one hit one hit one hit. I agree
One hit one hit one hit someone take it away
No
Look at this guy, he's holding it!
Look, he hit it!
He was hit too deep!
Alright, now I'm gonna lock it!
Lock it! Lock it!
Lock it! Lock it!
Go run! Go go go go!
There's a small room besides me!
Hold on!
Oh my god, XS beautiful!
This is cinema! This is cinema!
Stay stay!
I got it! I got it!
No no, get back! Get back!
Get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back!
Everybody back! Everybody back!
Oh my god, get back!
No!
Somebody need to give me a little ball and then we're just clowning and I can speed it.
It's ball time.
Yep.
We're gonna-
We're here.
Tazza, Flaza!
Yeah, we're getting it over guys. Like, 100%.
Bro...
I just can't get flicked in.
Like, like, you get me behind the helmet.
If I come into the ball and they didn't have control of it,
and they split me, it's over.
Two more.
I think I uninstall this shit, bro.
Two more, two more. Let's see what we get.
Oh, they're calling me Ron Mower every five seconds.
You did good.
Yo, they're on the sidelines for a reason.
You're in the spotlight.
Because you are the goat, man.
Holy aura.
The light is too bright. You gotta assist, right?
Yeah, bro, but the light is too bright.
Just focus on the touch at hand.
You are him.
You're like the Kanye West is streaming.
You are the Rodmower.
Come on. Alright guys, we're doing good.
We're doing good.
You just called him Rodmower?
Locked in. I'm gonna lock him.
Win these decks too to get the ball.
No laughing here. No laughing here. I'm gonna lock him.
Ball goes left.
oh my god you get to do that I do all I don't get to meet it
it's a good ball
it's a great ball
oh my god
yes!
look at me mom
mom look at me go
I got it
that's nice
wow you are different
you are different is this the one though Ron nice ex good job great
I'm trying to escape.
Deflect it, deflect that, he's raking.
Oh, tried.
I have to be given his full-on shot here.
No, good.
Stay with us here.
Hold on, Matt.
I'm all over it, X.
Why am I so bad at area?
Why?
I'm demoing this kid.
Hey, man, stop.
That's the best of me.
Clearance.
Oh, let's let me talk for a minute.
We gotta put more, we gotta put more dick into it.
Hey.
Hey, yo.
No, for real, for real.
Hey, yo.
Get the dick into it.
That's what I mean, man. That's what I mean.
More of that.
Over the middle?
Game glitch, game glitch.
What does that even mean?
What's wrong with you guys?
Yeah, I gained a glitch.
I stole all my boost out of my lawnmower.
That's a shot.
Bang that's a shot bang
That's right. That's right. That's right. It's one nil
Me before me boy
Oh
Good catch. I got it. I got it
I'm over the middle
I gotta have a shot.
I'm pumping, I'm pumping.
Hey, why am I lowkey?
I got it.
Lowkey kind of good shot.
Stay in, stay in.
Yes, get in there, get in there.
Fuck!
I hate my area.
Dude.
You got to save us Ron.
You got to save us.
Nice, Ron!
Good fucking shit.
Watch out for me.
There's a punch out.
Full speed.
Full speed up to the bridge.
Got it.
I got it.
Nice, that's it, that's it, that's it.
Oh my god, that arrow.
That was almost a high.
I had no idea.
I was lost.
I got lost.
I got lost.
Do that, Ron, do that, Ron.
Nice, Ron.
Wait, wait, hold up.
Serious in the middle.
Wait hold up.
Serious in the middle!
Yes!
It's gonna be good!
Here we go!
Got you Trist!
Good job.
That's what I'm talking about.
This guy is so fucking dog shit.
Alright we win this, we got one more game.
Come on.
We'll get fucking flat dude, let's win out.
Sorry X.
What's up guys, it's a golf course. I'm sure it was going up. You're it
I'm up to y'all up to y'all
Yeah, go today. I'm in the first. It's all good. I'm trying to just play like
They were an auto from the inside coming out of nowhere. Oh fuck
I got the W, I'm not peeking there, I'm peeking in slow-motion.
Yeah, that's it though.
Let's go! Easy! Easy!
Great! Great, you look like a fly and it lands on the window.
I told you.
Thank you, we're stable here, you win this.
Well, guess what? You ruined my life.
What? You ruined my life with every one of your viewers, every day when you go live.
You know that?
Okay calm down boys.
Guys, love and positivity. We got one more game for Platinum.
Wait, XUC, why do you like to be mean in front of our friends, bro?
Like, you always, it's always when we're friends.
You are mean to me, dude. You know, man?
I'm gold one!
No, you're a know man, not gold one.
I'm gold one!
Wait a minute, what's that?
I'm gold one!
Wait, how did you get ranked in fours if we... did you play one without us?
Maybe I played like a long time ago.
You mean playing with other friends? Are you serious?
No, but probably. We sat together for three months, dude.
We must have played one, maybe.
Nah, I didn't. I didn't.
Someone and I...
Did I cheat on them?
No, that was just kind of weird.
Weird.
No, I'm not playing. I'm not answering no more.
Maybe I'm about to out on the chat. I don't know. Sorry.
I cheated on my friends. I don't know.
Okay, we just beat four Silver's, so if we win this, we'll probably get...
That was Silver, I can't believe that was Silver.
Bro, the thing is though, like...
What is it?
I feel like even if there's a big ranked disparity in fours, there's not going to be that much of a golden correction
because there's not that many goals in fours to begin with.
Do you know what I mean?
Like, I feel like if four spots played four Silver's, it would be three to zero, literally.
How about we just...
It was so rare.
What if we... what are the odds that our first rank is SNL or whatever?
Is that a chance or not possible?
It's SNL.
It's not possible that that's a fuzhumur skit. I'm being serious
What is the SNL?
SSL bro at Ron SSL supersonic
Supersonic
Supersonic
Placement match right lock the fuck in let's go. Oh, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Good stadium here. Great stadium
This is like, uh, a switch-like league, right?
He's sure he's like, dude, jigsie destroyer.
I'm gonna say it to...
I'm gonna say it, and never get any mad at him.
SNL was never funny.
What?
Sure, I mean, you're not wrong.
What are you talking about?
Bro, you might not just have that knock at a humor, dude.
Bro, SNL was like, crying out of the sand.
Over the middle?
Mainland?
Greeting like SNL because it was...
okay they make fun of the UK
we're cut
oh my god that guy's moving who's kevin 7 he's moving who's giving bacon bro I
I think these guys are perfect.
That's not true, but we're better.
They suck. They suck.
We definitely have more rats to get enough.
Somebody's named Jinxie Destroyer.
Yeah, I think I know Jinxie.
I have no clue.
No way.
Disgusting.
We need to get a job.
Somebody needs to plow that.
I was trying to get it around, I was trying to get it around, I was trying to get it around.
where GG is now that's where you are bro please stop calling me GG
my name's Greek
no please come back and set a team language
I'm just beating your gamertime
you were where he was what if we just come back right now on Smurfs we'd be
we can't bro the chow the chow would put w's bro we didn't sell shit i don't
like that how's his soul is three minutes jimsy lock in it's three minutes
and we're doing own goals fuck dude that's not what a team player does
holy debbie down there
nice x that's fucking beautiful x you are the god of all gaming you are the god of all gaming
nice and fucking
that
case of his own medicine he spent second second one G
G
so a G with the greatest
full we lost in it
now I'm ready no more top
now I'm actually think we have a chance
alright look at that some other guy though look at him
yeah
he's dope shit
oh god
oh
oops
There's a wrong there's a Dale
What I did I need some committers there man. I don't know
I need two minutes for great minutes two minutes for great
That's your touch
Nooo!
X is sort of mimicking that one.
Wait, over the middle!
Nice X!
Let's go kill.
No, good job X, good job, thanks.
Do this fucking bitch bug me!
Nice, oh no.
Good touch, Jakes.
That was not the best way towards this.
nice get it out I have no boost we've got to get an equalizer right now no way
such a shot over shooting
I'll cringe. I'll cringe.
I mean...
Ambulator's dead.
I got him! I got him!
Open! Open! Open!
No, you guys double jumped out.
That would have been nice.
No, I trolled. I trolled.
You have to put up my nose.
That's a good one.
Nice. Well, I'm certainly moving.
Clear this shit. Clear this shit.
We need MVP fall easy, we need MVP fall easy!
Guys, don't send it!
You need to plow with it!
It's not over.
It's not over, it's not over.
Please, please.
We need it, we need it now.
Oh my god, we need it now.
We need it now!
Fine, we can still get gold. Let's do that.
I'm the jinxy destroyer, by the way.
I'm the jinxy destroyer.
We can still get no fucking friends lords.
What did you guys get?
I'm silver three now?
Oh my fucking god.
What are you?
What are you?
Oh my god.
I'd better not say it.
I'm sorry.
You left.
Oh, Jinx, you got off.
What did he mean to disconnect?
I'm never playing for you.
You see?
Is that the most right?
I'm never playing for us again.
Wait, look, you can see me on the screen still.
Guys?
Yeah?
Anybody, um,
Well, I think that's how the river floats a boat on its toad what it's called that's a saying is that how that goes
But did you just leave the cool
I can do this like this. Dude,
that's actually good.
Alright, well, I had fun y'all.
That's what I had actually fun.
See y'all soon.
Yep.
Wait, thanks.
That was fun.
Okay, how far?
Lace!
How far is the OSCS house from here?
Cause I have to leave at 7.30, I've gotta go, I've gotta put my phone back at the last night.
I've gotta fucking leave.
I've gotta go back.
15 minutes.
LIFE!
Shut up, Zatami W-
Shut up!
Shut up!
Goddamn, smack my ass, shut up!
Fucking hot out.
Goddamn.
Lates!
Bro, I've had a towel under me check, and it's soaking wet.
He's in the bathroom.
Dude, I smell so bad right now. I hate my life.
How's everyone's day today, bro?
Mom, she's my game to just chatting. How's everyone's day today?
Do you guys like me?
Be honest, do you guys like me?
Bro, I like you guys a lot, bro.
I actually think I actually think I love you guys to be honest
Yeah, it smells like a lot of poop, so I'm sorry. How far is the house from here?
You sure it's a 15 so if we leave right now we'll get there
So let's go wake us up switch
They're good. They're good.
Well, my buddy, you know, you don't understand, Lays. I'm talking about my assful smells like fucking cheddar cheese.
No, I don't want to. I don't want to. No one's gonna do it. No one's gonna take it out of me. It's not happening.
Stop putting that cheddar cheese emo to my chat, bro.
Let's go, bro.
LeBron's outside right now.
Can you tell LeBron to make the TV a little faster, then?
I mean, you just got to just do it, yeah, bro?
Thanks.
Aiden Ross praises Nicki Minaj and said he'd love to do a shroom or hurt.
I'm on Twitter right now
No, that's not me, bro
There's no guys Epstein did not buy my headset. This is a different headset you fucking idiots
At age of 13 stable and all those hockey crews taking off who the fuck is go spark. I
Don't give you fucking permission
Bros doing the same exact thing he did in the charity match fuck you yo yo I hate this
Ready
Yeah
I'm not kidding, do you smell my butt from here or not?
Nothing here, no.
Bro, I'm not kidding, I got to like.
It's so bad, I'm gonna kill you my ass, it's so bad, it's disgusting, I'm serious, alright
shall we?
Shall we?
I'm doing no thought, look at me bro, I'm like literally, this is how much of a fucking
stream I'm a guy here bro
even dare to try to shut my door yeah fucking
If I wonder if we need the address, no, I'm Google OSCS house on Google.
Here we go.
Open up OSCS house on Google.
Stay on the web.
Here we go.
Wait, it's 26 minutes?
There's traffic.
I don't know if I could go
I think it's because we're detecting it's on the hill, but I don't know if I can go if it's 26 minutes. I can't go
Do you how long it takes?
Why I'm 15 you said 15. Yeah 15 to 20 plus a little more. That's what I said
I really said that when you're upstairs depends on what time you go
15 plus 10 plus a little bit some more I could be 15 it could be 20 or a little
more so that's what I said he did what I said depends on time in the morning why
would you say 15 plus 10 plus a little more what why don't we're getting plus
10 I said 15 or 20 plus a little more that's the same thing 15 to 20 plus a
little more that is leaving room to add up to 26 minutes
Oh, I can't go!
I can't!
I mean, are you sure? It's gonna be really electric there. There's a lot of content.
I think we should go.
God, it's gonna be fucking a movie when we get there.
Where you going, Will?
It's a content town.
What the fuck is that?
They're gonna see, bro.
I thought you were getting in your car.
You could have the segment of me and Gilbert and Saeed sitting in the ladies room watching you
Yeah, it's a movie we've been watching you all day downhill is your what my life going downhill
It was and then you decide not to get in your car
Why is the pool green they painted the bottom green to add a great effect
Well, GG's chat, I can't go.
Fuck.
What are you doing there, Alex?
What are you doing?
Watching you?
Brother, watch this sick guy's OCS party.
He's gonna be in the...
Wait, when are you guys doing OCS?
What are you?
Later today.
Oh, today?
Tonight?
That's what they have inside?
right actually on his bed the DJ's gonna be sitting on ladies man in the litter
wait they're doing that tonight? no they're not doing shit! so that's what they said they're gonna do
yeah that's what they're gonna try to do well I'll tell you they're gonna try to do that too
I mean I'm just checking you use the title as this Mr. Make It Happen
I don't give a fuck
what's he gonna do when not only one shows up? it's not your body
what do you mean it's not one?
it's definitely his body
I'm definitely gonna call the only one and just walk the house yes I am
Okay, don't end yet.
You can slide. Mr. Make-It-Haven.
Don't do that.
Mr. Make-It-Haven.
What's the party for?
They said back on the way party.
Oh, so who's invited?
Nobody did.
I don't know.
I'm gonna be sitting here calling the other one.
You're working.
Both are gonna get a phone call.
You can't do that while on the job.
all the job. That's how you can. I know you can't. And I'm here to send me like a what
should they look like? What is that? What's the best scene? What should the actor be like?
These people, it's the flip-flop scene. You're gonna hurt a scene? Huh? You're gonna delete his
hug? No, I'm on the team. That's not bad. I'm over playing some people. I'm not gonna be a part of it.
That is dumb. I cannot go. It says 30 minutes away. I'm not going.
Dude, you're a critic?
Yes.
Because it's traffic right now? It's unreal.
What?
It's...
What?
Unreal indeed.
Did I say the word?
No, do I look like I've lost anything?
No, no.
How?
Dude, I was told this was a good one, bro.
You need to just grind. Don't bounce.
Don't show results. Just grind and let people notice the results.
Don't show your days.
Why don't I see anything?
There was also a loading. It hit so much more when people just noticed.
Bro, I'm so confused.
I barely ate it. All I ate was that.
How?
What did you eat?
The chicken with rice.
That's good, though.
How much do you weigh now?
I don't weigh a lot. I'm just a lot fat. I like weigh like 155.
Yeah, but you're a fucking child.
You will go away.
Stay strong.
I figured out it was Panda Express.
Yeah, Panda Express. Is Panda Express bad for you?
Yeah.
How?
Look up. Look up. Look up how much...
How much calories in Panda Express?
Uh, 2 orange chicken, 2 orange chicken, white rice.
Sorry about the whole thing.
2 orange chicken.
The orange chicken is not good for you.
Yeah, it's bad.
How is chicken?
Sodium ton.
Hydrogen coconut water is working.
What was it?
500 calories, 820 milligrams of sugar.
Yeah.
500 calories.
You're gonna have to cook it, man.
This game?
Yeah.
I can tell you.
You weren't like, you're scamming yourself.
Oh.
Oh my gosh.
Wait, so what, what right?
Should I throw myself, throw myself out?
Wait, you should drink water and watch what I say to them.
You go on the run.
Yeah, go on the run.
You just drink out, you just drink out.
Maybe you could run to those.
Yeah.
Put them sort of fast.
That's like, you know what I'm saying?
To press the water.
I want to lose weight.
You will.
You just, you know what I'm saying?
It's not an overnight super hero.
Four nights.
Am I the doggy?
If you didn't eat orange chicken,
it just made you stay doing it.
Like, there's no problem after that one.
Dad, one meal?
Yes.
There's no way.
Four days?
You gotta be mocking me.
You're telling me once that orange chicken
ruined my four meals.
That is insane.
How did you not just eat a salad with like chicken,
or with grilled chicken?
What did you not eat then?
That's what we had today.
There's zero.
Why did you not eat that?
Why did you have orange chicken in your arms?
Because I didn't want to eat that for you.
It's probably like fried rice, right?
It was normal white rice.
It was white sea white rice.
I'm just saying, like.
Wait, so I completely just,
oh my gosh, so that's four days gone.
I can't go back.
I don't think like all of the progress,
that's definitely gonna help you at all.
It doesn't help you.
You just did, you just plateaued for the day.
So today was pretty much just,
you just wasted time for it.
You still go hard on your gym since then.
I'm not in a way.
No, you shouldn't have put it.
I just did four days and I just ruined every one day.
I'm just like, wait, I'm not really sorry.
I'm serious.
It's just so sad.
You're not losing anything, but if you're trying to like, you know...
I don't remember.
This ain't Doug who's funny.
Yeah, I'm talking about...
Ron, you're good. You're still in deficits.
You're a fool.
Guys, I'm not going to the house all the time.
You know what I realize?
Bro, I have to stop reading chat completely.
I think I'm looking to stream, I think I'm going to try to do it, but I don't read chat at all.
I'm serious.
You would lose your mind.
I don't think you could make it.
You would probably lose.
I don't think you could.
I would say I have to do it, but I'll leave your chat decides to remove way too much.
Yeah.
You'd let them.
Hell no, they're a bunch of losers.
But these guys are actual losers.
Talk about it, they don't think they're close to it.
They're not reading chat, it's funny.
I just realized I'm part of the chat.
You have to realize that everyone here wants to be me.
That's the name.
Me?
I don't know.
It says Europe Puppet.
It says you.
I find the juice key.
I find two different types of juice keys.
Yeah, my chat, you don't have to tell them to put you.
They just kind of do it.
That's why you're such a good chat.
What does that mean?
Every other person.
Every chat.
That's normal.
No, a lot of people are like, oh, put Keqwa or LOL
chat to type LOL.
Type Omen.
If I take all my fives, I'm like, oh, bro.
Just fucking let your chat do it.
Not a lie.
You look like a good chat, because most of them
just type in emails.
You don't want to see niggas with like apprehensions.
So stop saying that word, bro.
I'm dead serious.
I don't like hearing that, bro.
It makes me uncomfortable.
Like, bro, you're just all typing in LL.
Yeah, bro, it's annoying.
I miss seeing it.
I miss seeing, like, LL.
Just no, just letters.
Like emojis, it's just fucking emojis.
I like when you check like the emoji mode
and not like emo mode, that's like the best time.
Emoji mode is the way better.
What does that mean?
Like when they're just talking emojis,
like emojis from their phones.
Yes.
Yeah.
Chad, if you're on the windows and you hold down
the windows key and you press period,
you get emoji board.
So now you can type emojis in front of those.
Oh, they're saying excited no tweet.
Yeah, bro, they say it every two minutes.
Holy emojis.
Everyone's talking about unique emojis.
They're the first time I've done it.
Oh my god, this is actually peak.
It's not, bro.
See, you want your chat to have happenings.
Bro, it's just like, look at them, bro.
They just...
Oh, I thought you're gonna peel box them in.
No, but what if somebody...
Okay, you're gonna read like...
You'd rather have a moment to edit than somebody falling in the chat.
No, I'd rather have people like type real questions and like...
Like, actually be talking it, bro.
Like, do you see this shit?
Like, you look at this.
This is crazy!
So you just ask a question and it just went past.
Look, there's another question.
Why are you asking that?
I just saw the emoji of two guys kissing
and they got banned.
I don't know.
Why are you canceling?
I don't know.
They said, why are you fat?
I read them.
And that became my favorite phrase.
Okay, I'm gonna be honest with you.
I think I popularized cat looking sideways again.
And I think I ruined the whole Twitch with that.
I think all farming is good though.
No, bro.
I was the first person to be like cat looking sideways,
and I really knew.
It's the fucking emo that's used too much now.
I like that one.
No, there's so many versions of it, bro.
But, yeah, you're like.
I like the guh, the alien one.
That one's good.
I'm not hot, bro. I'm gonna do a day where I just don't read. I swear to God.
Why don't you just delete all your things?
Hey, you know what? I'm not gonna delete 7TV.
I'm taking 7... I'll log. Disabled 7TV on my channel right now.
I'm not kidding.
So, actually, see stuff up here in your chat.
I'm calling you a dork.
I'll add the lead 7 TV for right now. Turn it off disabled. particles look like skizone.
Actually that's going to be good because it's going to be better twitch TV in months.
It's a better TV class.
Please take a minute.
It has to change to de-moordinates.
Oh, wait, come on.
Well, this other guy's not really that sweet.
I'm about to piss myself off.
Can I go turn it off?
I was saying, I was putting speed bait in there.
Yeah, I can.
If she is out, she'll go away.
I'm serious.
Yo, go to Incognito and look at my channel.
Go to Incognito. Go to Newtown.
I just look at my cat.
Yo.
Yo.
That's actually just fucking nothing.
This is what an average mobile user is saying.
Kill that boy.
I didn't know that's what the emote's called.
That's insane.
I'm just telling something, whatever bro, just keep the emails to whatever I can't.
It's like, what do I even do? Am I too far? Am I going to be like fix this shit?
No, we're here.
I guess it's, they just, all they do is email.
Maybe you should pick like a twitch email to like pop your, pop your email.
I did bro.
Which one was it?
Hell you know.
No, I popularized everything. I don't care. Do you need my credit card?
No, I'm saying like an OG Twitter.
Bro, LUL, I did.
No, let's speak back to my heart.
No, that's how far I've been.
I brought back the Illuminati Triangle.
I like, I think the next one we bring back is Cool Cat.
Oh, that was a, that was a banger.
Yeah, Cool Cat's pretty good.
At least nobody's fan-dressed into the sleeper anymore.
Some of you need to be more aware of the brain, cool cat.
Look at the chat, look at that.
You remember back then, everybody was just fan-dressed into the sleeper?
I've never seen that, like, once. Cool cat?
Yeah, because that's the cat.
Yeah, that one right there.
What is that, I think?
If you're feeling cool, put a cool cat.
It's like the EDCE emo. That could be the new EDCE emo.
I remember when everybody was standing knock.
Ooh, that was in there.
Yeah.
My ass stinks so bad.
When are you gonna get a go at any of them?
I don't know.
I can't even call right now.
You should...
Let me call like for a right now.
What are you gonna call?
Yeah, I can't see.
Get this Roblox shit out of here.
Holy, holy.
Well, if they're all left on us, I'm gonna take the chance.
What they all stare me as she is.
I feel like you just actually had to do it.
No, I'm not reading anymore.
I'm done. I'm not reading, Jack.
I'm not reading.
I'm not reading.
I'm not reading, Jack.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm staring with my life.
I'm not.
Do you want to go another day?
No, I don't care.
Roblox cheer. Roblox cheer. Roblox cheer.
Alright chat, today we're going to do some cool shit, bro.
Let's go.
Nice.
I'm not reading, I'm not reading this shit, I'm not reading this shit, I just don't care.
I just don't care, bro.
I'm so mad, I actually don't even want to know.
I don't want to know.
Don't even hit that me, don't do anything, bro.
I realized that, like, my biggest problem is that I gave power to the chat too much.
I let them control everything.
And that's why I fucked up.
So I'm gonna take the new role, I'm gonna fix this.
Step one is just don't read it anymore.
Create my own chat in my head.
Bro, imagine, you know right now I'm thinking they're typing?
Bro, I love Ron.
LOL.
amazing this is the greatest streamer bro I'm not even kidding my whole
dynamic I should be the chain like that's why I'm just imagining it now I'm
just like they're probably typing like W's like you're the greatest I'm telling
you bro it changes your outlook I'm like happy right now I'm like deadass happy
I want to buy a real gun and I'm gonna go into the city with it good dude this is
You know this makes me want to do it makes me want to join the like army. I want to get a cyber
Do I want to be a cyber
Should I join the army?
Well, I'm just just dropped out there for a few years come back here jack the shit you have army
No taking out people like they have a gun imagine fucking
Shooting back at you, bro. I'm not even kidding
You just have armor, I don't know
I'm so tired
I feel like I overworked myself.
Shash, shash, I take a break.
For the type of you.
I'm not gonna tell you what the type of you I like.
I probably type in yes, right?
I'm just saying, holy shit.
Oh, here's a message actually.
No, I don't want it. I don't want it. I actually could probably feel it.
I feel it right now.
You've been killing it last month. You're doing amazing.
Can you see my phone?
I thought you were saying we were reading the chat.
Is it cracked?
Oh my god, no it's not cracked.
But oh my god there's a bullet in there. Oh my god he's going to just kill me.
It's not? Oh my god it's not.
I swear I got it man. Did it crack?
It looks cracked. Oh my god it looks cracked. It didn't crack. Are you sure? I'm serious.
Look at the preview. It still looks perfectly normal.
Oh my god, oh god boy shot it straight at the lens. I know
Wait, how did a book
Yeah, what's up, Yugi
Drunk and we all
How many more show it up
So I'm probably not going to be able to stream for a little long and he's in the room right now
You see I didn't hear the party was where's it gonna be
It sounds like it's gonna be lit right you should throw that party
No, no, you should throw it you can throw it throw it
Yeah, yeah, you should throw that party. I'll guide you to throw that party. It's gonna be a rager
I'm gonna throw this mobile because bro I'm trying to get liars right?
Facts, facts, you know Project X?
Bro you should make it, you should try to make it bigger than Project X, do you ever saw that movie?
Bro yes, but you don't know how to do it.
All the projects by this, bro.
Oh my god.
Wait, I got, I got you, you all just post your address right now to make it more than, hold on.
Oh my god, no, bro, chill, chill, bro.
You only can get on and do other party for a girl.
No, it's all in Google though, all the CSS, if y'all want to pull up.
No.
It's gonna be a fucking house party.
Yo, what's up, it's Don't Shake Brain, happy to be in Lazy Room, so if y'all wanna pull up, y'all gotta just let me know, okay?
Alright, bro, I'm gonna get back to work.
Alright, buddy, I see you today.
Ah, peace.
I can't believe a bullet just came out of that.
I think there's another one.
I cannot believe a bullet just came out of that!
Oh! Another one!
I didn't even feel like it. I don't feel like we should have that stuff.
There's no way, right?
How is there...
I don't see a mark at all.
No, I can't believe I've bulked in on that.
There's no way there's more in here, right?
Bro, how is there ammo in...
It smells like that up there.
I'm so confused.
How is there anything in here?
So if you were in the army you would have just shot your teammate squarely just...
Oh yeah.
Well in the army I'd be like this.
I'm ready to be deployed.
See you in enemy.
Stop! I'm gonna get in the face!
I don't know how it's choosing when it's choosing.
I gotta close my chapter.
I'm not reading this shit, huh?
I gotta close this shit.
Yo, I'm not getting this shit so much better.
Yo, I'm serious.
It's just so much better.
Yeah, I bet.
Because you don't have to see a bunch of retards.
Type me an opinion and no one cares.
No, I'm not.
Yeah.
You know what I'll read?
I'll only read my notifications here.
Let me get rid of this.
Only read a thousand giftings.
No, I'm just gonna read notifications.
No, I'm not.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
There you go.
Yeah, they were three months.
Uh, Gigi.
Or George.
Excuse me.
Bro, this feels so much better.
I'm not kidding.
There's nothing in here.
What are you screaming?
Yo, we should actually buy a real gun.
We can go on the street.
I'm not gonna.
You just take a little bit to the background check.
Do you have the background check for me?
Yeah.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
That's not good.
You know what I just caught myself doing?
I read a chat.
It was on the top right of my OBS when you see it.
And I'm not kidding.
It was like a hate comment and it actually got to me.
I'm dead serious.
This feels so much better when I know that I'm losing.
This feels so much better.
I think I actually do read chat too much.
I'm dead serious. I think I agreed to chat the most out of any shumer. I'm dead serious.
You read the law.
Yeah. I read everything. You do read the law.
Oh my god, I'm gonna read it right now. I just, I couldn't.
You're the new biggie cheese. One bit, okay?
Guys, I'm gonna have to end soon anyway.
I gotta go to the mall and I've gotta drop my phone off.
They need me to be present, bro, apparently.
This is fun having them.
I actually want a real gun.
You definitely want to go shooting.
It's fun.
It was fun when we went during the cell phone.
Yeah, but I want to shoot people.
You can shoot people from Army.
Is my background check fucked now?
No, no chance.
I want to own a gun and shoot people.
Say more.
I want to carry it everywhere and unload the clay.
If someone punches me or touches me, I want to fucking shoot them.
I actually gave him a bullet came out. I don't know how that came out. That was insane.
I actually got to cry in a cracker. I don't know what I'm doing. I don't want to keep
my earpiece shut.
I've been stealing money from you so it's like that.
Like I'm effing but I have 19,000 different I'm effing but I have
I have
19,000 you actually went and check if you were like I might do a stream tomorrow
If I'm not live, I'm going to be live for the Super Bowl, where I'm going to be taking
my first ever sports bet.
Hopefully you guys are there for that.
But I should be live tomorrow, but don't count on it.
I wasn't supposed to go live today, but I still want to live today for 6 hours stream.
I love you boys.
Every single day that I stream, it's so much fun with you guys.
If I'm not live tomorrow, we're live for the Super Bowl.
Simple as that.
Love you boys.
I'll see you tomorrow.
Get some W's in the chat.
Thank you for the stuff.
Thank you for the bits.
Also, send stuff to the PO Box
because in the PO Box, we're doing the big opening soon.
We're doing a big opening soon.
So make sure you send stuff to the PO Box
if you want me to be featured.
I love you guys and I will see you soon.
I read it all the time that's where you guys can update me
Follow us in your physics and stuff. Thank you guys for watching me over any other streamer. I love you guys
I don't know what's up, she knows
If she don't wanna lose her, she knows
Yeah, she don't care what's up, she knows
I might be drunk, or I might be off the edge
Yeah, get you off this wave, or I'll catch you off the edge
I don't wanna waste time, it's not all on the tense
Cause you know that
I must be looking to those color lenses, I'm stressing
I was from out of town, baby, you lasted, you lasted
Don't let good happen to all of you, you lasted, you lasted
Hope you remember this one girl, I'm listening, and it's you