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02-08-2026 ยท 5h 33m
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You can also put your phone here if you want some chance to see that's what he did
Don't worry about it. Yeah, I'm probably watching it. Let me see yo
Can y'all see me
Can y'all see me
We're fucking homeless man
Yo, let me just make sure no these are out yo yo yo if you can see me type hey
Hey, yes, look up good with a five gifted.
Thank you.
Can y'all see me?
Hold on bro, it's fucking, this house is looking nice.
Should we, should we go down?
I don't know, it's looking kind of fun.
Yo, what's good everyone?
How y'all doing man?
Today is a brand new fucking day.
You're probably wondering, Ron,
why are you starting on IRL?
Well, it's simple as we have no internet,
we have no power, we have no gas,
We have no water.
We have nothing at the house, right?
Can they even see me as the sun?
The sun, yeah.
Now is that better?
Yeah.
Yeah, guys, we have absolutely no water, no power,
no internet, no water, no gas, no power, no internet,
no water, no gas, no nothing, bro.
We paid all of our bills on time and still somehow,
yo, still somehow, still somehow we don't have anything.
You're probably wondering, yo, Ron, where's Laze?
Who's gonna replace the cameraman?
Go ahead bro!
Yeah!
Yes!
Today we got Toast the Cameraman because Laze is somehow sick once again.
I don't really...
Ew, ew, ew.
Why do you say it?
Ew.
I don't know, there's a lot of ills.
We have Toast recording today.
Guys, there is no Cameraman!
Yo, life is great bro.
My Cameraman is sick as fuck.
I don't know what happened.
Apparently he has the flu.
I like to call it, I think Call of Duty Ranked came out two days ago and somehow he's sick again.
But yeah, I'm telling Lays that he needs to quit smoking and quit dating Diana if he wants to be my cameraman still.
So for today we have toast.
Another thing, Ron, where are we? Well, you can kind of see it.
We're at a P&B. Lays is here, Adab's here, Silk is here, Jason's here. All the guys are here.
Besides Marlon, rest in peace Marlon, I'm pretty sure he's across the country right now.
country right now something like that he's actually at the Super Bowl probably
again his asshole fucked for all I know by the NFL people I don't know I mean
that's what's that ritual should be I don't know something's off yeah so we're
gonna do a B&B today we have nowhere to sit yet so we're gonna be setting up
some setups but I mean look at this view bro it's low-key beautiful yes I was
supposed to go live at the house today but once again we have nothing I don't
know what happened guys what do you think's going on let's see we paid our
bills on time we paid our rent on time we paid all the utilities on time but
somehow somehow it just keeps not working something keeps happening I
don't know what's going on if anyone wants to guess you can you know obviously
I can't speak for anyone oh really stop stop stop stop stop stop listen we're
gonna IRL so before the game starts today is my first ever sports bet who
should I bet on today? Who should I bet on today? I want to bet. Stop putting this fucking
Illuminati Triangle. Shut up! Shut up! Stop putting this Illuminati Triangle. Listen. Listen.
I'm doing my first ever sports bet today. I want to bet $5,000 to $10,000 on one team.
Now everyone is always doing the Seahawks. Ron, do the Seahawks. Bro, we have to be different.
I say today we go for the Patriots. That's the multiplier. That's if we win, we win money.
Why are you picking the Patriots I saw Benjamin Netanyahu take a photo with the Patriots owner so obviously I think he's gonna
I think the Patriots are gonna win. I don't know if you guys agree in this chat
But yeah, I did see Benjamin Netanyahu take a photo with the owner
So I feel like something fishy is going on. Listen, should we go check out the house?
I didn't even realize that there's rock climbing right here
Look we got a hose over here setting up some setup right? Oh, he's got my my chat open
Um, I don't know. Oh, and good thing we blocked it. Someone's number to show
This is the house you guys can see it. Hopefully the internet is good, I don't know
Interesting little BMP, I think there's some only fan demons that used to be here
So my goal is I want to get a bunch of snacks for everybody. We're gonna hit Ralph's
We're gonna get like a what what do people like to eat during football?
shit
Pizza it's so basic. We got to switch it up. I just go for a hot dog
Dogs, it's not bad. We got to get
You're a sponsor
I won't be on the camera. How you doing, bro?
It's a nice view. Can I show them the view?
Of course. Come on!
Just don't show him the screen. He's doing some sponsor.
Look at this view we got going on, bro.
You can see the whole California. Isn't that California?
Focus. Focus. Focus. Focus.
What is that? What is that? What is that?
Wait. Is that our house down there?
No.
Over here we have...
No fucking shop!
Yeah. He phased the...
Oh, the adapts. Excuse me. I'm not...
...Ronaldo on a phaser.
This is where we might be watching it.
I don't know yet.
Are you guys filling up a thing?
The most inefficient human being we have on our planet.
The same thing to look at.
Wait, can you bet on the color?
Should I bet on the color?
You can bet on absolutely everything.
You can bet on the length of the national anthem.
Okay, I have to make a bet of the national anthem.
How long is the national anthem usually?
I think it's like the line is two minutes, right?
Under over, would you say?
I've never been that.
Hey, son!
I think you either do all sportsmen
or all unrelated sportsmen.
I bet on like the halftime show, the coin toss,
the Gatorade,
bro, everything you could take out.
Coin toss!
She made a rough one of them.
Hey, son, be right here.
You want one like this?
I'll have it all.
Listen,
I want to bet on the coin toss.
That sounds fire.
Can I bet?
What do you think it's going to be?
Heads or tails?
Tails never fails.
I'm going to bet on heads.
So heads?
So heads, I'm gonna bet two minutes under the National Anthem.
Wait, let me see, I'm gonna load your chat up, chat,
or Ron's chat.
Dude, I'll no ball, I'm gonna put a bet in right now.
I think cut 15 yards, donald 200.
I'm gonna put like a healthy amount of my own money on it.
This is the one, like only a couple thousand.
I'm gonna put 5,000 out of 10,000 on the Patriots.
Like all throughout the regular season,
I'll only throw around a couple hundred.
Super Bowl, I'll put like a $5,000 bet.
Look at, all right, stables.
Maybe they're fucking here.
Cooper cup 15 yards.
Great, he's getting that.
Also, Seahawks, I'm picking the money line.
I hate watching the Patriots.
Make sure to lose.
I'm gonna do a vote.
Patriots cannot win a Super Bowl.
Picture effects have been done, yeah,
so they're gonna win, they're probably.
Every NFL owner is probably just gonna vote.
No, no, no.
I will make sure the Patriots win.
The Patriots cannot win another Super Bowl
this far removed.
No, not this far removed from the Tom Brady era.
They just won six championships.
Okay, wait, wait, what's the line now? I promise I need like four or five legs. Okay, so CJ Dipper one touch down
No, no, listen cup 15 yards. That's good, right? Okay. I like darno 200. I don't like any of this
Darla 200 yards. Oh, okay. Do I take Drake may though like Drake may that's the girl that looks like Drake may
We are the tiktok
Oh, come on stop playing with me bro. You don't know who Drake may is 23 years old. That's all he's 23
He just turned 23. He's in the Super Bowl 23. It's the second year in the league about the yeah
He's literally only you want me to pay your stuff
Look at it. Look at this. I took the spread, bro. We take a beat
Plus seven and a half plus seven and a half, bro. We doing this shit. That's not bad
Not bad. Bro, I put it...
I can put it on my chat's life. The Patriots are winning today.
What everything?
We're fucking winning, baby!
Bro, you took a picture of Benjamin Nyanyahu!
I'm going for the Seahawks. I'm a Cardinals fan and I'm going for the Seahawks.
Cardinals are Arizona, that's what they do.
They're in the same division.
Van Wagen! Van Wagen!
No, there you go. I don't care about Cardinals.
Van Wagen! I need three more legs.
No! Yo, this is...
I need three more legs.
What is... Who the fuck is that on your dick?
What?
What? Where?
Wait, what the fuck?
You missed me, bro.
Who's that?
I don't think you should have.
Listen, I'm gonna go get some food.
Wait, wait, wait. I need five legs here.
I got a cup. I got a gauntlet.
Do I go Kenneth Walker?
Do I go Stefan Biggs?
CJ Dipper! Two touchdowns!
What can CJ Dipper do?
If CJ Dipper gets two touchdowns, you bet $1,000.
You'll make a million.
Do I bet on Kenneth Walker? His line is crazy, though, but he's a demon.
Honestly, I'm not a fan of Kenneth Walker.
They split, they split carries, right Chad?
What's his name?
Uh, Shartan, is that Shartan?
They're saying, they're saying, they're saying Kenneth Walker over 65 yards.
Not a bad shout.
That's not a lot of yards though.
It's a lot.
I would take him for 50, but that's not moving my leg though.
Like look, these are all Kenneth Walker's lines.
I gotta get food for us bro.
Listen, you're throwing my shirt right now.
Listen, what do you want from the grocery store?
I'm getting food for everyone.
Ah, that's it. Let's go.
Move.
You guys need any of the groceries, sir?
Ah, let me have it.
I'm hungry, guys.
You got any of some energy drinks?
What's your fat ass up?
All right, well,
I'm just trying not to show the address.
I might just show it just because.
Invite everybody.
Why do they say I'm too fat to have a long face nobody said that but I see a lot
like am I Twitter comedy what they're like have long-faced record for you that
doesn't matter because I have to break the news for you this is you know not too
many people know about this but I'm going to show you this one right
You screen
No
You screen recorded house idea. No, I didn't screen record it. Yeah, that's me
I got sent that to me her is yo her tic-tac live you screen recorded. I don't know
Bro, I didn't screen record it be quit. Let's be careful show on this
Hey shut the door drill
Yeah, you know
All right
Oh my fucking god, it's like a sauna in here. Yo chat no troll
I might have been trying to be funny but first of all, it doesn't matter if you would know where we are
But I'm trying not to show it because I'm not always a B&B. Yo, no troll who the fuck in the house
Like who is it that's taking away our internet our power our everything bro. Like who is it?
No, you're laughing.
What, do you know or something?
Yes, I know. You stopped me from saying it, bro.
Who are you gonna say?
Stop! No, no, no.
But all of a sudden, bro, you know, I'm not getting illegal.
We're not going to the happy trim of the hair.
God, it's hot.
It's fucking glitching.
Bro, I don't know what it is, Chad.
We get to the house. We're not going there.
We're going to Ralph's real quick.
Bro, we get to the house. I kid you not.
It's black everywhere, bro.
It's so...
Holy fuck.
It is so fucking bad.
It's just black.
I see him.
I see him.
Don't worry, I will hit him.
Ha ha ha.
About the road, buddy.
Ha ha ha.
Nice dog.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Ha ha ha ha.
Yo, he probably makes like $2 million a year
living his best life with a beautiful wife, bro.
We're over here going to Ralph's to get food.
Bro, we get to the house.
It's pitch black everywhere.
No water, no gas, no nothing,
but somehow we pay for everything.
I'm hashtag noticing, Chad.
I'm noticing something weird's going on.
I don't know what.
But we're gonna go to Ralph's real quick.
We're gonna go pick up some food.
Listen, I'm not kidding.
This is my first ever sports bed.
Ever.
Really?
Yeah, I've never been on sports ever a day in my life.
I used to fake it when I used to have a gambling deal.
Basically, I put out a post saying,
oh, this is how much money I'm betting.
And then I take the money out
and then put it to my Bitcoin account.
And I wouldn't tell my sponsor.
Yeah, I stole their money.
Um, listen, this could be legendary.
We could double up today.
I'm paying about five to 10,000, maybe six to seven.
I don't really know.
But bro, if I win, life might actually be good.
Yo, man, you can split that.
Let's go!
Now I'm rooting for the Patriots now.
Yo, thanks, bro.
If the Patriots win, I'll split you off a little.
I'll split the whole chat off a little bro.
But let me tell you bro, if I was a billionaire for one day, I wouldn't be a billionaire longer than today because I'd give everyone my money.
Suppose that. I suppose that. It's simple as that, bro.
I don't know if I believe that.
Why? What gives off that I'm not?
You know, there's people watching, so I don't really want to... I don't know if I should say it.
Listen bro, all I know, right? Speak of the devil.
All I know is that Benjamin Nyahu and the Patriots owner took a photo together.
Is that potentially a Max Windchap?
I don't know.
You tell me!
You tell me!
Also, by the way guys, sorry that I wasn't live yesterday.
A lot of you guys could say Elhunger, get it out if you want.
But the truth is, obviously Lacey streamed with a fucking, ooh fuck this power up, Lacey
streamed with a generator.
I'm not streaming with a fucking generator.
The power went out.
and doing that shit, bro. There's no air, no nothing, I'm not doing that.
So you can call me El Grinder, do whatever you want, bro.
You know what I'm saying? Get it out, I know, whatever.
But hey, we're live today, so that's all that matters.
And we're going to try to stream a little bit longer than the actual game itself.
So we'll probably stream the game and then do shit after, depending on the times, etc.
But yeah.
They drop in Ws, I can't read my chat.
Oh, you know all I li-
Back in the-
BLEEEE!
Back in the bad.
Honestly.
There's a little kid in the road.
Oh, that's a butterfly, we just killed it.
Yeah, you know, honestly, when I don't stream,
you know I envision a W-line marketing.
It's like, really bad.
Bro, have you streamed off?
Uh, I streamed often.
Bro, something about seeing Ws?
The red one though, you know the emo, the red one?
Yeah.
Oh, my fucking god, it makes me wanna cream, bro.
It just, it feels so good seeing Ws, it's so nice.
Right, so nice.
Usually what I do is, I have a W moment while I'm care-manting.
I think of it in my head.
I say something.
I know I'm going to get W for it.
OK.
When I say it, I pull out the chat to see the reaction.
So how would you form Ws right now?
All right.
So I can go ahead and give you a nice little quote that I told
this to everybody, but this quote, not too many people
know about this quote.
OK?
That's it?
All right.
So, um, everything happens for a reason.
Yep.
Yeah, you have it.
That was your quote?
Yeah, that's my quote.
It's like a very known quote, though.
It was not.
I think that's like the most known quote ever.
Besides like, don't quit.
Well, here's another quote that not so many people know about.
What was this guy so angry for?
Oh.
Holy scary.
What the fuck?
That guy was scary.
Oh
He's smacking his head. Oh, he's sticking his middle finger out. Oh, oh, he's mad
Come on you fuck look at this bro
Holy shit, let's go bro. I got work to go to thank you fucking hell bro. I said people don't respect my work
Is that an event or SV it is
Guys don't worry by the way, I saw all the positive
You can go it's okay
I saw all the positive feedback of Lays recording my car videos
So I had him record a whole vlog from me to have no fear. Is that a McLaren 750 s spider?
Damn
I see you just came by I did not have laser court. Yo, no way. It's this fucking back because of stable or not of being here
Is this a troll?
That's not a 720s you stupid fucks 720s has a spread exhaust fucking noobs 750s is connected
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, can you fucking move?
Dumb bitch, get the fuck off your back!
Goddamn, fucking cheaser.
Bro, there's nowhere to park and a fucking Ralph's.
I'm gonna be late to my, I'm gonna be late to work.
Is that working right now?
I am, but like, bro, we gotta deliver.
I'm gonna stalk this guy.
Oh, they're giving away Girl Scout cookie.
Oh, you see what I see?
There's been nothing.
Yeah, who's people?
I'm stalking you, sir.
Look at him, bud.
Look at this right here, that is my food.
Oh my God, this spot.
Perfect.
I hope this spot was promised to you 3,000 years ago.
You got very much to do, yes.
Oh my God, you know this Aston Martin's gonna,
yo, I need to get in.
What are we doing?
Hey dude, I
This is this is insane. Howdy fuck
Do you need help offer to help him put his groceries it oh this person's getting out this perfect the double spot
Mind if I do
Yes
Let's fucking go, bro.
Are you hype as me?
Let's go.
Be careful opening your door, because he's right here.
He might be racist.
I don't know.
Yeah, you're right.
You're not used to having a black camera.
Just here.
You want me to help you out?
Hold on.
This is me and y'all.
Come on, quick.
I got you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh.
I got you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. That's a beautiful car
I love the car man. Can you tell the viewers what you do for a living?
Can you tell the viewers what you do for a living? An attorney. Nice man. Can you give
Give us a quick rip maybe out of here
Rip it
Yes, I love Lamborghinis
That was lame.
Oh, that was so lame.
Imagine spending that much money on a car
and not to do cool stuff with it.
Bro, imagine not showing off the stable in an auto?
What are you doing with your life?
Listen, Chad, we got to go get a bunch of groceries.
We got to get a checklist right now.
Yo, Outlaw.
Everyone at Outlaw right now to see if he's here.
Yo, Outlaw, can you put on the screen a timer until kickoff?
I believe it starts in about one hour and 10 minutes.
Correct me if I'm wrong, Chad?
I'm not buying no Girl Scout cookies, I'm not even a single one, not even one, I'm not
into kids.
Goddamn.
Bro, no, I'm not an elf of that.
Last time I got Girl Scout cookies, I spent a thousand dollars on Girl Scout cookies
and the girls were like, thanks.
They were supposed to be crying.
What's I'm saying, give me a clip or something, like cry or something.
Alright, come on let's move.
Okay.
If you were watching Super Bowl, what would you want?
Talk to me.
Um...
What is this?
I don't know.
All I could think of is the basics.
I feel like we should change our approach.
Get some... get some different. Get some dog food or something.
No, I don't know if that's the approach.
So like, I feel like everyone gets pizza, right?
Everyone gets hot dogs, everyone gets wings.
Bro, let's do like healthy shit.
Two vegetables. Oh go vegan. Oh
I got the Patriot Twitter today too, sir
No, take a photo. Oh, yes, we'll get out right now
I will leave where what are you actually walking me down while I'm leaving you don't be recording. Well, I'm leaving
We're leaving
Okay, it's off right now because if you press record or so
You know I was about to spend $10,000 here for the homeless today
That's the truth Anna
Anna, that's the truth Anna. I'm not
You like to be my Valentine Anna while I'm walking out
Damn, I was just about to spend all my money on Girl Scouts cookies and Anna kicked me out.
I hate Girl Scouts.
Now we gotta change our approach, bro.
I say, you go to the dollar store.
What? Me?
Tell it again, see it through her face, say it.
No more likes.
No we hit it.
No you didn't.
Yes we did.
Stop talking to me, girl.
I hit the goal.
You didn't talk to me.
I don't like it.
Wait, I hit the goal.
Don't post this attack.
I've got an illegal.
I'm not interested anymore.
I know, but you keep talking to me.
You're stalking.
He's going to post it on TikTok.
I'm going to get hate for it as I'm used to it.
Get out of here.
Hey, your friends are weirdo.
God damn this shit tight as hell
He's gonna pull out
No, no, no, you're fine. No, it's fine. It's fine
He's doing a documentary for the Super Bowl because he's a he's a player he plays in the NFL
Okay, well how fun have a good day? Thank you. Thank you
You pull out
No, no, no, you're good.
Why'd you say sorry?
No, no, no, it was about the parking.
No, don't fucking bitch!
What the fuck is going past me?
No, do you see the fucking reverses?
You stupid fuck!
Ah, damn.
What's up with everybody today?
That was going on, bro.
Ah, fucking damn.
I'm gonna walk stride, will you?
Dude, we got Vaughn Strings, maybe being interesting to you.
He just, it's too much chat.
Maybe I'm an asshole, maybe you can put an L asshole.
Bro, imagine I instantly leave my house
and the first thing you do is you get up
and instantly put on your metaglasses and start,
bro, I'm sick of it, bro, I'm actually sick of it.
Listen, I already did something with him one time.
Then he said I had an ego, so then I said two million likes
and then I'm like, you know what, bro?
It's too weird, bro, I don't like it, I don't care.
It's just too weird.
They have an asshole coming to an asshole, maybe they're putting fares.
What are they saying? I don't know.
And then we got fucking Anna instantly kicking us out.
We've got fucking...
But there's too much going on, bro!
We need to find a grocery store quick!
I say the best bet.
Who doesn't go to the dollar store for the Super Bowl?
Get a few snacks from the dollar store, bro.
I don't...
You said you want to do something different.
Maybe we go to Staples, get them like newspaper?
That's not a bad idea.
I don't know chat of mine asshole for not doing something for two million likes. I listen bro
He's sniped me five times. It's too much now. It's like way too much and I don't know what it was
I'll be the one to say it. There's something sus going on
He was at 1.5 million likes the video is like 18 days old and then all of a sudden had to make like overnight
Well, there's on tiktok. Yeah
You know who runs tiktok nowadays, right?
Are you dead of absence?
Yeah.
Are you serious?
Yep.
Oh, by the way, is that, I don't want to be weird, I don't know his name, the Indian kid
that streams type Jason, is that kid in LA now?
I saw a comment section saying, go streams type Ron and Jason, they want to see you,
go to them, go to them, yo, go to them, they want, bro, I saw a tiktok that he's in LA.
I think he is.
Bro, I'm letting you know right now, if he comes up, bro, there's no way he finds me
though, right?
What's your buzzword though?
I know.
You just gotta tell him to chill.
I know.
Yeah, that Von dude, I don't know.
He could click this, he could post that.
I know he will anyway, but man, I literally started my stream late.
Is it even been 30 minutes yet?
I don't think so.
Maybe it just-
Instantly just starts his day just, I don't know.
I think that shit's crazy to me.
It's a Super Bowl, bro.
Oh, fuck, that's a fucking spot.
I was thinking it right here.
No, why are you behind me?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, right here. Perfect.
Okay, be honest on this.
you
you
you
you
you
You
Go to 7-eleven so you guys want me to go to dollar
There's a dollar general dollar tree. There's one eight minutes away. Is this worth going to?
Do you have vegetables in?
Well, you're asking me a question that you just told me to answer
Well, you just told me there was fucking vegetables
Well, maybe why wouldn't a dog tree have any any vegetable tell Ron to grab beer, please?
All right, so I'm out of carry beer. All right
Soft drink sports drink soda soda ice cream coffee water
Grab and grow grab and go
Okay
Where the fuck is the beer? I'm not a I'm having a remover stimulate. I'm over stimulated there beans the beer and
There's no beer in all right here. Oh
Okay, what's the best type of beer?
All I know is quesadence to the Europe
Who's calling my
Yes, hey, I'm up the phone. Oh my god. What's the best type of beer? What are they saying?
What's the best time here I got a bunch of white friends
I like it tomorrow.
The Mexican beer, the American beer, not American beer.
Because I'm a Mexican.
I like it.
Twisted tea it is.
How do we get someone over here?
Twisted tea.
No, hold on.
Adapt what?
Oh, Blue Moon.
Blue Moon?
Yeah, Apple L.
I met a friend.
I'm gonna get you some twisted tea, yeah, I got you.
What kind of beer do you want, my friend?
No, we want to know. What kind of drink do you like?
What kind?
Too much drink in there.
I think, hey, maybe it's Modelo.
Modelo?
Modelo, it's Mexican.
Modelo, it's Mexican.
Yeah, I got you. I got you some Modelo.
No, you have flags.
Okay, Modelo flag, please.
This, this, this.
I got you.
Modelo is good.
He's like super.
Like, he used to season his chicken with water.
That was his season.
It's nice and light beer, it's light, normal.
Okay, you need whatever by this one or this one?
Where are you originally from?
Great, you crack, okay.
Nice.
This and this.
All right, how do I get someone over here?
How do I get someone over here?
How do I get someone over here?
Customer service.
Give me straight to the bitch, bro.
Wish.
service
you like me or do you think I'm on the right no they didn't like you he would
have been left wait so chat is the modellos good should I get drunk too
should I drink some what's like something that pussy was like like me I don't
No, see I'm straight edge shout out see a pump. You don't do any drinking all right
Okay, but I got to do something like what's like a drink that like I would like to like a pussy they have my heart here now
Hey, what is that one my chart white claw those are for?
I'm gonna get some Mike's heart from
Come on, bro. Dude. You know what fucking eating vegetables. Let's do something for the guys
Where did we're gonna open this one? I think no
Oh, yes, sir. Thank you so much. I really want to do what do you think the best modellos is we're trying to figure that out
Okay, and then can I also do this might start lemonade for my sissy ass
The mites on the bottom right. Yeah, I'm a sissy boy. I can't do none of this stuff. What do you got today, huh?
Thank you so much, and then can I do they he said the black modellos are the good ones
Like not like that's not bad. That's not what I mean.
He's gonna say so.
Thank you so much sir.
What do you got today?
What?
Patriots or the eagles?
Patriots.
Ooh.
Okay.
Alright.
What else do we need?
Oh my gosh!
Okay.
Oh my god this is fucking heavy.
Okay.
so we have the alcohol we got to throw in something bro for like oh get some cereal
when it's kickoff that what time do we have
oh what time is this this is heavy this is fucking heavy like that ass heavy
yeah i get in the gym bro i've been in the gym every day
you sure yes i'm positive this is heavy what happened to that six pack so i have a six pack
Yes, no, not first time drinking just for the Super Bowl
Can't help we're just
You shit you don't know no, you just oh, I just turned 21. It's my first alcohol drink. I got acting like a man
What's going on here?
Is that a self-check? Can I self-check out with alcohol?
I don't think so. Yeah, you need an IB.
It's a long line.
Dude, am I even kidding? You better be grateful.
I know what.
What's your name?
Cash.
Nice to meet you, bro.
Nice to meet you, too.
Yeah.
How you doing?
Doing good.
Do you need some beer for the Super Bowl?
You want some?
I'm underage.
That's okay.
I'm just kidding.
Well, you married Beverly Hills.
Yeah.
Oh, you grew up rich, huh?
Not really.
A decent middle class.
You living in Beverly Hills?
No.
Where do you live?
Ah, actually, I don't have to.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, I meant because you're wearing a mark.
Listen, man.
What's up, bro?
What you doing today?
Who you got for the Super Bowl?
Patriots, there you go. I'm voting for the Patriots still I got the Patriots
I got the Patriots winning got a parley going. Oh, really? Okay
Don't get high though. Oh, no, I won't get high. Yeah
Nice to you bro. Don't do drugs stay in school and love life. Love your mother and your father. Is your mom and dad out here?
Oh, so you're walking around myself. All right, go back home quickly run
Let's hope I don't get high.
Yeah, get high with a alcohol beer.
Dude, this is heavy.
I'm rookie struggling. Is there like a better way to hold this?
Get your weight up.
My Miri Beverly Hill, bro, come on. What do you call my aw, I'm not rich.
You're a little-ass kid with a Miri Beverly Hills. I've never had any type of design. Never.
Let it all to be a Beverly Hill collab.
I've never even seen that before.
I've never seen that either.
This is heavy.
Dude, you know what I hate when they play music?
Because I've got to get a little jiggy.
Come on.
You know me.
Start up.
Enjoy your party.
Oh, yeah.
I'm going to try.
Thank you so much.
You're welcome to join.
Do you want this, Mark?
You know what?
Okay, thank you.
Thank you, I'm gonna take it right after a check out
and then I'll use it.
Okay.
Thank you so much.
The gruzz.
Thank you, sir.
Hello there, sir.
How you doing, man?
Doing amazing.
Who do you got today?
Maybe the Seaman.
Oh, brother.
Listen, man, you want me to...
What's up, papers?
You want one for your bag?
No, I'm good, man.
Thank you, though.
I appreciate that.
Under the counter, uncle.
So, are you my ID?
Uh, yes, please.
Yes, I'm not.
Do you have a phone number?
No, I don't.
I'm working, sir.
Thank you.
Cherry Ho, New Jersey 0803, that's me
It works
You know who uh, they've got this
Yeah, I'm gonna give them some of this. I'm hand delivering this girl. Yeah
Yes, sir, can I carry this or is it gonna fall through the box?
I think you got it yes sir, thank you so much
Yes, sir, hey, you know what no one
Model of course come on
You know one and drive
So your day man
man this is so like new to me like you interact with so many people my streamer doesn't want
a beer sir for the game who's your streamer sure here's the interactor people not like
you listen brah it's okay everyone's different oh no this is breaking
come on here I got a trick ready stop the traffic I'm an alcoholic I need you
to stop the traffic stop that traffic
You want a beer?
Yeah, oh my god, yeah.
Oh god, I got you.
Give me one.
Let me jump into the truck.
Who you got today?
Oh, today?
Yeah.
Uh, it's gotta be...
Dude, I've been going with...
The right answer.
Give me the right answer.
Yeah, I just don't want to be in New England and get another one.
It's like Seattle.
You know what?
Why not?
But to be honest with you, I didn't really care because I wanted the Rams in there.
I was like I wanted to see Rams in Denver that would have been an exciting
Listen, bro, you promise me you'll drink this in public
Yeah
Enjoy it
Don't open that in public
I wouldn't be able to even though I have a bottle of take that home enjoy it. Have a great night tonight. Love you guys
Be safe
The Patriots
Guys, he's not eight, so that guy's underage.
So that, so you're going to tell me that the guy who has gray hair, a beard, like, bro,
yo, I can't, I can't, I, yes bro, yes, he's underage.
You got to be careful these days, bro, you never know.
Yeah, so that, so that guy's 17.
That's what they're telling me.
You might be.
Yeah, bro, my ball sack.
You know, we might have time to Loki hit a 7-Eleven.
One of my favorite spots.
Oh my god.
Every time you go into 7-Eleven, you can't leave without a hot dog.
That's a rule.
That's a rule?
When has there been a rule?
Uh, I made it.
Bro, nobody follows that rule.
I've never heard about that rule.
I follow it.
Well, that's because you're like fat, then.
What do you need a fucking hot dog for?
Because hot dogs are like one of the greatest.
You have a long face.
See, now you're about to piss me off, bro.
Wait, why?
Because I don't.
I don't
Did you see go ahead the clip Bruce what do you say?
He was high though like he was fried he he was hitting the only faded emoji, bro
I was sure that doesn't really count like you're a big fan of emotes. Yeah, what's your favorite emo?
I'm a little biased like one of my favorite emotes
Back in the day was probably...
I'm a big E-Rob guy, so like, money has to be there.
Go ahead, tell me, tell me when.
Maybe E-Money-Ga?
Oh my god, are we gotta get arrested for giving up the air?
I don't know.
For help?
I
Almost got me
How would they get you cuz I'm African-american. All right
Probably maybe that
Help in his channel. That was pretty fun. What do you notice that? It's like he looks like a fucking ugly
That's God, man.
Oh, lemon.
Lemon, that's great.
That's great.
Is that the email you're talking about?
No, no, no.
Lemon, that's common knowledge.
Chad, who's going to watch the game with me on their second line?
They're dropping me.
I'm trying to see something.
Listen, we're going to make our first ever sports bet ever, bro.
I'm hype.
I'm dead ass hype, bro.
Patriots, there's no way I lose, right?
There's deaths here.
There's no way I lose.
The Seahawks are going to blow them out.
I don't know how to tell you.
Okay, do I go for a couple bets?
Do I go for the quarter or the toss?
Just bet on everything.
everything.
Okay, I'm gonna bet the coin toss chat, what should I do?
Heads or tails?
What do you think?
They say tails never fail, bro, but like, bro, I don't know.
I say head.
Dude, honestly, I would go for heads too.
I think I'm gonna go for heads, and then I think I'm also gonna go for...
You wanna do a Gatorade challenge?
I'm gonna...
Now that's gonna be my poor life.
I'm gonna go for crazy.
I go for the Gatorade color and the Patriots to win try go for individual bets or a Parley
Like individual bets are more fun, right cuz Parley
It's like chat Parley or individual bets because the only problem is is if I do Parley if one fails
It's over. Oh, yeah, that is true. I was gonna say parlays to me or like listen. I'm gonna go for
Two minutes or under
for the national anthem.
Is that a good one or a bad one?
I'll only do like 500 bucks
because you get only like a thousand bucks back
or something like that.
Like, you know, I'll have to check.
I think they're doing like two national anthems this year.
What?
I think it's the national anthem
and then the black one that Coco Jones is singing.
Wait, so I have to bet on two different ones?
I don't think so.
Because that count is like...
I think the black one, isn't it?
What is the black one?
I don't know.
They're segregating the national anthems?
I literally just found out about it though.
What are you talking about? They're segregating the national anthems?
I guess so. I hold up. Let's say Coco Jones singing that, we will be there.
You're gorgeous.
Wait bro, they, dude, like, I, so if I bet on that, should I just skip that bad thing because I don't know what they can-
No, no, no, no, you'll be fine.
Okay, so I'm gonna do the coin toss heads, locked. I'm gonna do another individual one of...
I'm gonna do natural hit them under like two minutes and like I don't know what it is
It says on the website two minutes
I'm not telling you guys what website I'm using because I'm not sponsored, but if I am getting sponsored
Hey, everyone say
Sponsored to this you give me and don't say the obvious one
I know you guys are gonna say what who should sponsor me chat come on, but we got to get someone but
We'll do that and then I'm gonna have the Patriots win. That's something to go
There they go
guys I don't want to be sponsored by Draft Games fucking weird ass chat bro
my god I actually hate this chat all right we're gonna go to 7-eleven real
quick and we're gonna get some supplies well supplies kickoff is soon bro
kickoff is soon soon chat soon we're like 330 right yeah bro bro no sponsor
wants to sponsor me also by the way guys make sure to sub to me if you want no
ads please you know I know we're live not on desktop so might not get as many
Subs by a brown, please if you want to sub now's the time to do it. Can we get some retreats? Yeah, you know what?
I saw a while as a life, but bro, I saw Kyde and 10s break up
I mean, it's very unfortunate news
bro
That is actually your air wasn't even on your vents not open. She said so
Bro, that's fucked up. You know one thing that pisses me off. What is that a few thing? That's the slide
You slide to the right. Oh, yeah, go ahead the people on on Twitter. I think they know everything
I always have an opinion on something, but let's be honest with you that happens always with the girls, no matter what it's fucked up.
See, it's the Valorant community running bunch of hoes.
Well, the Valorant community is like a bunch of retards anyway. They can play if you say retard, so it's like...
I mean, I'm not surprised.
But I'll be honest with you, that shit is sad all jokes aside.
Bro, how long were they together? Seven years?
Bro, seven years.
seven fucking years holy shit I might have been kidding y'all if if me and
Bobo break up after seven years like I'm I got a killer what wait what why would
you say that I'm just being honest like bro not I'm not restarting me personally
like if I if I'm dating someone for seven years show no just being honest
bro it's like you're stuck you know I'm saying like I don't care what no bro
You can put question marks all you want bro. I'm gonna be honest with you
Yeah, oh, they're gonna they're gonna come after me. Let's stop
You know, he's gonna come after like it
I'm gonna do it to y'all y'all love to joke about that but one day
something's gonna happen
It's all I'm gonna say be careful. You gotta be careful
No, but seven years, bro.
God fucking bam, bro.
It's a long time to be with someone.
Yeah.
Like, bro, I'm not gonna lie, like,
you know, I'm dating Bobo for two years
and I'm already, you know what I'm saying?
I might just have kids, bro, I'm dead ass.
Well, no, bro.
You think it's a bad idea to have kids at my age?
How old are you?
I am 23.
Uh, I would have kids this early.
No?
I'd say...
You're like 25.
Okay, so there seems to be a drunk dude outside of the 7-11.
Do I have to be worried about this or do you got me something to happen?
I got you, bro.
Alright, just be careful getting out.
Don't hit your door in the middle of the car.
Don't film him.
Of course not.
What do you got today?
Bokeh to the Patriots.
Ha ha!
I don't know what anybody wants to bet.
I want a sports book.
You a bookie?
Yeah, I'm not players that are betting on the Patriots.
I'm looking for action.
You got some big people you work with?
Big one over there.
Thank you.
I'm betting on the coin toss right now.
Oh yeah?
Yeah, I'm trying to go for, what do you think, heads?
Ron.
Ron.
right now so don't say something
you're good you're good you're good
probably should have said it
you know what bro just
take my number
beautiful
I'm leaving here with you
bye
I didn't write shit down
How you doing, sir?
Enough of the fucking pan and top.
The hot-nose is just so good.
Why do you guys instantly put Illuminati triangles when I need people?
I read too much.
Okay, first things first.
Is this a roast toy? What is that?
That's ice cream.
What do you think?
We've got to bring shit to people.
I say you get it.
There's no splines while Popsicle's here.
Wait!
Oh yeah, we're going for one.
We're going for one, okay.
Right back.
Get some mac and cheese.
Oh, go and see the mac and cheese house.
Dude, what do you, what, what, what's your mind?
Uh...
Can I just get hot dogs over here?
Are you serious?
Well, I don't know if they have enough.
Are these all your hot dogs today?
Alright, bro.
Let's do this shit.
Usually I pick the big ones.
Do we have one in the way?
There's only one bun?
Yeah, can I get?
I want like four buns.
What?
You doing out here or something?
What do you mean?
What hot dog do you think everyone wants?
Um...
The apple pie want, uh...
Well, that one's not done.
Is it?
No, it's not done.
Well, that one's not done.
Is it not?
No.
The ones in the back, they're uncooked.
So this right here?
Yeah, it's only that one.
Here we have the sausage one, and the spicy one.
That's fine.
Thank you, sir.
One hot dog right here.
This is gonna be the one.
Listen, you know how this works or not?
Yeah.
So basically you go for a PSA 10 SpongeBob.
Oh, what's a PSA 10 SpongeBob?
You're looking for perfect eyes, perfect teeth, perfect bow tie, perfect suit.
It's pretty simple.
Usually I get everything right.
The only thing that always messes up is the eyes.
The eyes?
Yeah.
It's like, I don't know where it is.
I think it's like, I don't feel any of this one.
Thank you, sir.
What's up, man?
How are you?
Nice to meet you, bro.
You fried right now?
Shit, a little dear for them.
A little dear, yeah.
Well, I just met a bad floater.
They have to fucking round the stool.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Who you got today?
What's up?
Who you got today, winning?
Shit, I don't even want to football, though, okay?
Here you go.
All my co-workers go for the pass-off.
Hey, nice seeing you, bro.
The fucking 7-Eleven Glyzys?
This is a fireball.
Nice.
Go put this down my throat.
It's a nice man right there. It's nice.
I don't know if anyone's gonna eat that.
Bro, you're gonna eat it if we get it.
That's what you love. That's what you do when you're a good friend.
If you eat, you know, have you ever had a friend buy you a gift
and you're like, I'm not taking this, but you take it.
That's what a good person is.
No, it's the same shit. It's like, bro, I'm gonna...
Everyone's gonna eat my dogs. What's a spicy bite?
Come on, let's get free juice.
you
you
you
you
you
What the fuck?
That's your brother.
What the fuck?
What the fuck that's here, bro
No, I bro you got a scam bro. You gotta get your money back
Can I go back in bro? Tell him
Tell me you should came with no eyeballs. I told you
What the fuck
Fuckin' hero, Brian Spongebob, what the fuck am I supposed to do with this?
Goddamn, bro.
You know what? It's okay.
Because you have to take life as a grain of salt, and be grateful for everything that you have.
Shut the fuck up.
I'm being traffic. Hey, hey.
Am I throwing this in the bag, bro? Am I eating this shit? Hold on.
Who's ready for the Superbowl?
Jack, for the first time I might get drunk on stream.
Fuck it.
Should I try it?
I've never drank on stream really.
I'm afraid I'm going to say some bad things.
Oh, no you haven't.
I don't know.
So that's why I never drink on stream.
But honestly, Mike's hard lemonade.
Is that going to even get me drunk?
Who knows?
We shall see you think often never I drink like I drink like exotic drinks like when I drink I ask for like an
Expresso martini or like a lemon drop. I know chat you can call me a little girl
Whatever you want call me a girl brah do it
Drink
I guess I'm listen brah I could probably predict what the chat's gonna say or let's see if these kids know me
Hey, it's your favorite streamer, Stable Renato!
It's Stable Renato, I'm your favorite, huh?
I didn't know me. Listen, I'm not drinking for a local, bro. I'm not sponsored by the main work.
Does anybody in the chat have any connection to any vetting companies, any gambling sponsors, anything that could sponsor me?
Sponsor me anyone in the chat, please do we have we're gonna get there and we're at 15 minutes brothers to be
Oh my god, I gotta make my tweet
It's gotta be one of the yo if I win bro my chat wins. I gotta get money away, right?
Yeah, I win. Yeah, so how should the tweet go chat?
Doing my first ever sports bet if the Patriots win
I'm giving one person who likes this tweet and comments a thousand dollars or five thousand
What's the better clickbait?
Five, five would get you more.
It's gonna get you more engagement.
Five thousand?
Yeah.
Shit, if I can't say ten.
No, because then it's like, oh, stable or an auto,
that guy's a liar.
That guy's a bluff.
Yeah.
How much is believable, chat?
You need 2.5.
You can go five.
Is everybody at the house?
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
You know those spots, but you know, you know packs on nope, you don't know what packs on is I just get whatever looks good
What's wrong?
Wait chat is it bad to drink alcohol without like frigid rate it or is it is it better warm?
What do you think?
I'm 20, but even then I don't drink. Well, you're 20. Yeah, damn bro. You're what is this playlist bro? What is this?
What is this?
That's not real music, man.
It's a playlist. It's called...
It's just an open playlist. It's called LOL.
This is not real music.
What is this?
What am I listening to, bro? What is this?
I'm just gonna die
I'm just gonna die
Oh shit, the gun's hard
I'm just gonna die
Go back, go back
I don't know what to do
I don't know what to do
There we go, there we go
There we go
We are done
We are done
We are done
We are done
What is this?
I'm doing all the calculator
Is blood, I'm science
What is this?
Man, see now he's playing some bullshit.
Oh, fuck this bitch.
How you gonna say problem?
What the fuck?
Oh, this is the tunes I had.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I love this.
Yeah, we're three minutes away from the house.
Forget it.
Number one victory.
I love ya.
Fuck it.
I'll be bugged.
Ugh.
Every day's fuck years.
What?
Oh!
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
I like that one.
Oh, shit.
Ow.
Yo.
Yo, what?
Yeah, I'm trying that playlist.
I can't breathe bro what the fuck was that god damn bro like who makes the
playlist on Spotify like this
yo I've never heard this song before
it's our alcohol
Chad let's get some W's going in the chat bro 7-eleven hot dogs with some alcohol
let's go let's fucking go bro let's fucking go life is great this is gonna be amazing kick off
It's about 20 minutes gotta get our sports bed in I don't have a jersey fuck. Oh, I got a jersey for you
Oh god. Yeah, wait, what jersey do you bring? You'll see it when we get
What you're about to give me some like one night I
Got you the jersey, but I watch football. What was your favorite team?
Baltimore Ravens dirt. What the fuck is the Baltimore Ravens?
What do you mean? No one calls it the Baltimore Ravens. It's just the Ravens, bro
Same shit. No, no one says but if you're from Baltimore people like I think you are ashamed to be from Baltimore
Like what is the most famous thing in Baltimore crabs?
What crabs like seafood, bro? Isn't the only thing you guys have in Baltimore the tea party?
What that not notice? No, what is that then the tea party in Baltimore tea party? No, that's Boston. Oh
Wait, so what the ball tomorrow? Oh, that's where they go
Oh, uh, Skiddley, Skiddley Yange, what is it, what is it called?
Nobody in Baltimore speaks like that.
Wait, what is it called?
I forgot, come on, do it, Brad, do the thing.
Uh, fuck LaTugia.
Is that what they say?
Nobody says that, Brad.
But you know what, well, Baltimore does have Angel Reese.
Well, is that supposed to give her a reaction?
Yeah, it's really, oh, like, bad, like, nice, like, W.
Baltimore.
I don't think anybody in this chat is a fan of Angel Reese.
Why not?
I'm a fan of Caitlyn Clark.
Caitlyn? Oh, she's a team Clark.
Yeah. It's fair.
I'm gonna be honest with you. Angel Reese punches Caitlyn Clark. I don't like that.
She punches her.
Have you ever seen the clips?
I didn't see her punch her.
If you know you know, you can drop on me if you know I'm talking about.
I'll drop a gift at 7 with it.
Oh, you know who else? Baltimore has?
What?
Well, he wasn't born in Baltimore, but Maryland.
You got Logic.
Okay!
But that's good lineups right there Angel Reese logic it's so much toast like bro. That's good
I threw one in there, bro. What in there? What is this person doing?
Bro, I'm not even kidding. So we should get us not have a license
I've never drank alcohol in like a long time
I'm not gonna lie. Am I gonna get drunk off? No, you should you should quit alcohol
Well, this is gonna be like the first time I drank so I'd be quitting something that I'm just starting I
Have a theory bro, but I did us have a theory that like I can I have like I
Don't know if I can drink not get drunk
Like I think if I drink all these in this container. I wouldn't get drunk. You should try it
Oh
That didn't sound too good
That did not sound too good hold on hold on hold on hold on all right we're good
I'll just keep it down for a second.
Alright, Chow, we're here. Drop the W.
You got everything?
Yep.
Fuck, who is that guy?
Hey, that's my dubbys.
Ah.
Hey, have I not seen ten on-screen dubbys?
No, they're putting dubbys. They're putting dubbys.
Come on.
I'm just gonna show you.
Oh, it smells funny.
To the front fucking door. Let's move.
Come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on.
Come on, come on.
Come on, come on.
I only do this body for you.
I only do this body for you.
Fudge you, let's fudge you.
I was cuttin'.
You got it?
It's, apparently it's open, but it's like hard.
Help me!
Fried door!
Can't open.
This shit has cobwebs.
Help me!
Fried door!
Fried door!
Help me!
You can say the rest.
Here, finish it for me.
Help me!
Help me!
Help me!
Me, me, me, me!
I got us alcohol.
Mike's hard for the pussies.
Like me and you?
Hey, hey, hey!
I got some bullshit!
I opened it a little.
Some Modelo?
Modelo? Okay!
Oh, here we go.
Wow!
You got some of this, bro.
Oh, hold on!
Hold on, come here.
Now, ladies, black now, yeah.
What the fuck?
I got this!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, listen, listen, come on, we got to drop it, we got to have tears.
I'll pep sit though, I'm gonna turn around.
Hard strawberry.
Hey, listen, by the way, this whole thing, we're drinking all of it.
I'm getting every single one.
Wait, I might have to order another case.
Fuck you.
Hey, hey, whoa, come here.
Whoa!
You got a lighter or something?
Hey, hey, how you doing with the technique,
where you like squirreling and like squirreling?
Jason, let your, let's, come on, let him drink some.
What?
Yeah, come on.
Come here.
Bro, this is Super Bowl, man.
Oh.
It's like a real man.
What a Super Bowl.
Oh!
How do you open it?
I'm not sure.
I've already opened it.
Oh, you got it.
What is this?
Are you fucking for real?
Hey, listen, listen, listen, listen.
Listen, I'm going to be honest with you.
I've got three individual bets today.
It's my first time sports betting.
OK, well, I'll let you know.
Lacey inspired me to start betting.
Lacey inspired me to start sports betting.
You lost so much, I wanted to join in.
I've got a bet for heads for the quarter.
Real bet.
No, you didn't.
I got a little bit too much if you put it.
How much did you put?
I only put like 800.
Wait, I didn't take it.
That's a funny shit, hey.
You might as well not bet, bro.
800?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Well, hold on.
I got the national anthem under two minutes.
OK, I have that one too.
I have that one too.
Yes!
Come on.
Charlie Puth.
And then and then and then I got I got the Patriots winning
Fuck no, let's go
Double fist in that shit
Oh, shit, that's it!
Motherfucker, why did you have two hands on that?
Hey, you don't need to do that.
It's a glass bottle.
Oh, fuck!
You all right, Jake?
Oh, whoa!
No, whoa!
No, no, no!
Hey!
Get up, Ryan! Come on!
Hey, my friend.
Why would you be right? It's in 10 seconds.
I'm just over 3 and a half.
I'm good.
Actually, it tastes like juice.
It's good.
My sword's good.
That's why I'm here.
Wait, is it apple?
Yeah, it's not like 10%.
That's it.
Yeah.
Woo!
Here we go, man.
And Silk, he's also here.
I think he just sparked.
We got 13 minutes.
OK, cop.
No!
Please, you took heads for coin toss?
You took heads for coin toss?
They're all individuals.
They're no parlays.
I don't want to risk it.
So you took the paths.
Straight.
What's your biggest bet?
That.
5,000.
I'm going to tell online 10,000.
I'll put it in my title 10,000 I did 5,000 a 10,000. No put a hundred thousand. Okay
Damages already
Bring this inside. I'm gonna drink these
In the picture
Okay ready
Tweet drop me if you guys love me. Oh my god. Oh my god. How many how many made this ready doing?
Lacey, how do you do these tweets? Come here. Come here. You're good with this. Huh doing my first ever
Sports bet if the Patriots is good. How do you get this? Yeah? Yeah, you know what? I'm good if the Patriots win
I'll give one person who likes this tweet and
And comments.
What, 5,000?
Yeah.
5,000.
I'm doing my first ever sports vet.
Watch the key words. You gotta do key words.
He ain't given shit to the comments, bro.
It's okay. For the Super Bowl.
For the Super Bowl.
It makes you feel like one person likes a treat.
Easy.
Easy, Bob.
Bob, spam up my tweet.
Guys go like it.
Pretend that you're gonna win.
Be like, I wanna win. I wanna win.
Good time, Slimmin'.
Hot dog.
Let's get fucking drunk tonight. Let's get fucking lit.
Let's do everything, man. Fandals and dogs.
Let's go fucking drive. Let's do it.
Let's go!
I should only hit the restorative soon.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, I don't want to talk to you anymore.
What's the fears? Let's take it a level further and let's do some fandals and crazy shit, man.
They're interviewing him.
He's getting mad if we go inside, though.
What's me?
I don't give a fuck. I'm getting drunk tonight.
What are you doing at the end room seat for how hard it is? We have to go inside!
I don't give a fuck. I'm waiting for the national anthem.
Um, what?
I'm going to step away first.
Ron's had eight drinks in his life in total.
You alright?
Did you just make that noise?
He's gonna be drunk if I drink like four of these?
Yeah.
Are you gonna be drunk?
Yeah, I need to bring alcohol for that.
Jason, you gotta cancel it out. Grab another. Come here.
The lemonade one is a good one. This one doesn't even taste like alcohol.
You won't kill that shit.
You won't fucking kill that shit.
Someone gotta match me though.
I'm almost done man.
I cleared bonding in one go.
You can't do it.
I just cleared my...
That shit tastes like juice.
Listen Jack, Benjamin Netanyahu took a photo with the Patriots owner.
So, realistically we should win.
Facts are no chance.
This is gonna be good.
You actually put money on there.
It's too soon how long
You know that means in seven years, it's number Super Bowl 67
Guys go like my tweet it doesn't have why does it not have 40,000 likes yet? I mean how many is that only had a thousand
Bro mod spam it up
We now have a set up downstairs
I thought we were going to watch the game in the living room, but I thought we were going to.
I'm going to do that.
He's live right now?
He's live on Discord.
I was on Discord.
We can't watch the game in here?
No, yeah, we can.
This is where we are.
This is where we are.
Hey, Stelky.
We got to go.
We have a van in the National Park.
We're going to watch the game?
Yeah.
I'm making my bed right now.
What are you going to put in?
I'm just going to do two quick songs with the Seahawks and my friends.
Why the fuck are you doing that?
What?
You bet.
Yeah.
What?
National Anthem under two minutes?
Bro, I got through the payday.
That ass?
I swear on everything I've got.
Oh my god.
I'm not kidding.
I'm a very lightweight human.
Well?
They probably take me like two and a half.
Two?
They take me like two and a half.
And I might start saying how they're worse.
So just don't take them down.
It's just me.
Just don't take them down.
Don't overthink what I'm saying.
As long as I'm being paid, well, you're having to get on me up.
Bro, you're going to get paid.
Outlaw. Outlaw. I need you to be a good mod today. Everyone at Outlaw and tell him to be a good...
Oh my god!
Tell him to be a fucking good mod and get a score right and make cool cinematic shots.
Wait, are you drunk?
No, not even a little.
Are you sure?
But I'll be honest with you.
Go. Two of these are gonna be drunk.
I think I'm starting to feel it, bro.
No, I'm not kidding. I'll get drunk up between these.
It's not red. It's not red.
Oh, you saw my zombie grass or something.
Oh, my throat hurts.
Hickey demon, huh?
Oh, it's that itchy, bro.
I don't know when it will go.
Woo!
Come on, I got another one, bro.
I got to get another one.
That should taste like juice.
She's got to get a twist with that one.
Which one do we dig in? Which one?
Look how many flavors. Let's go!
We got hard lemonade or hard limey?
I'm keeping them hidden so we can keep stocking okay, but we got to check this
All right, no, no, no, no, I want to join first person to finish it first guess
This is slap the other person's ass wait. I'll get back. I'll get back. I got that one
It's gulping at me.
No.
No.
No, no, no.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, you're fucking red, all right.
Look at this.
Kill it.
Finish it.
No!
Stop my ass.
Oh, quick, quick, quick.
No, no, no, no, no.
Under two minutes.
Under two minutes.
Under two minutes.
Shh.
Someone time it.
Someone time it.
Start the clock right at home.
You got to wait.
Wait until the first lyric, right?
Is it first lyric?
First lyric.
Oh, I got a feeling right now in my head.
Who's that?
Is that what you're just talking about?
Can you show this?
We are that.
What happened?
What is that number?
You gotta send it.
Who's he?
Hello Degeneres.
Oh no, this is America the Beautiful.
It's Ackles.
Alright.
Stand up.
Why is that the fucking national anthem?
Wait, you're Jersey. You knew Jersey, right?
It's my Jersey. Click on it, bro.
Right there.
Who's that? Jackson Moles?
There you go. That's your Jersey, bro.
Who is this? Lacey. Lacey, who is this?
Lacey, who is this?
Who is this?
That's Jackson Moles.
Can I wear this?
Yeah.
Bro, what?
Yeah
Well my first ever sports man, I'm not a win. I'm not a win
Yo
No, they're bringing you.
Dude, he just disconnected.
Someone just sit on the-
No.
Wait, what's that fucking-
Maybe refresh it.
No way, it's my sports bike.
I think I'm red, bro.
Brother!
Dude, you're- Holy shit.
Sound card.
Am I red?
Yeah, I'm just holding.
I'm fucking-
Is this not- Yo, hello?
Oh!
Fuck your front camera.
That's not my part, so don't-
I
Okay, it's okay.
He's blowing my shit.
Okay, come on.
Yo!
Hey!
Get ready!
Put it up!
Put it up!
Put it on!
Put it on!
Put it on!
Put it on!
Put it on!
What are you doing?
Son of a bitch!
What are you doing?
You gotta stand for your answer answers.
Get ready to set the record.
Who's that?
Son of a bitch!
Oh, you should have called!
You should have called!
You should have called!
Get ready to set the record!
Shhh!
Here we go!
Here we go.
Come on, come on, come on.
Please, don't talk to these black nipples,
or they are just dead guys.
When he says the first thing, it's not a hammer.
Under two minutes, Charlie, under two minutes.
Thanks for the under.
Oh, fuck!
Oh, my God.
Did it over?
Thanks for the under.
Can you see by the time
He said I was sick and pretty good bro.
Pretty pissed off.
Start driving, start tracking the door.
It's over, it's over.
I lost my first superman.
Wait, wait, wait.
Keep it.
He's not bad bro.
Ain't anything to do that made him sick.
He's doing it.
He's taking it.
Hurry up!
I lost my first superman.
I lost my first superman.
40 seconds, 40 seconds.
Can I see you?
Hey, that's my VP boyfriend.
Yeah, huh? Yeah.
Jay Paul!
What the fuck?
Hurry up!
What the fuck?
It's the big bullshit part, Mark.
No!
G-Fucking G-Broll!
No, no, no.
G-Fucking G-Broll with 40% Drake man!
Yeah, come on, get back!
He's only 23, man.
30 seconds.
30 seconds. I think he goes under. I think he goes under.
I think he goes under, or he won't.
Hold on! Hold!
Wait! 20 seconds!
One, two, three, two.
Alright! Finish!
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I think it's 157.
The underhand.
That hit! That was under! That was one second under!
One second under! That hit!
I think that hit!
That hit! That hit! I won my first ever sports match!
What a sledge, man!
Yes!
What for one?
It's an infinite money blitz!
I won my final...
Was it a double?
I made by like two bands, why not?
Why not
My god
How the fuck did you go
Burgers or anything? I was gonna get you guys vegetables and I got kicked out around
$1,000
Now I got a coin toss, and I got the Patriots, and I'm a fucking millionaire
I'm a millionaire if the Patriots win all I need is three legs
Walk in bro, it's the Superbowl bro
Stop eating that bullshit. What would Drake Nate do? Would Drake Nate eat that bullshit?
Drake Nate is at a Super Bowl.
What are you doing?
He's the youngest. He's the youngest.
He's 23, has a 99-odd outfit. You're over here.
You're gonna fucking stay for a while.
We are fucked, man!
I'm over here begging for subs. You're doing a statement. We are work-cooked.
Give me another beer, man.
We are fucking cooked, man.
Give me another fucking beer. I'm gonna catch some air.
It's over.
It's actually over.
When does this start, when does this start?
What time is it?
It's 3.31.
It's probably going to start in like next 10 minutes.
Let's go Chaz, get some W's bro.
I won my first ever, won for one, Chaz, won for one.
There's three sportsmen.
We have three.
It's the biggest day in America.
Really?
Is it the Super Bowl?
Who's recording?
It's Black Lays.
Yeah.
Yeah, what are you doing?
Are you drinking another one?
No, no, no.
I'm not drinking.
I'm not drinking.
Are you drinking another one?
No, no, no, they're saying I'm fake drunk, bro.
I just blow my drunk.
Come on, come on.
You won't get it.
I would have to be alive tonight.
I gotta get a piece myself.
You're red.
You're like purple.
Look at this shit.
Look at my bro, my shit's inflaming.
I don't.
Ew!
That's disgusting.
Why is it like that?
I don't know.
It's itchy, bro.
Don't touch me.
Mine's on your legs, too.
No.
Oh, my god.
What's happening to my body?
am I dying? Wait, the corn's off!
I have a thousand heads!
I have a thousand heads!
This is bad sense, but I'm not alive.
You're blowing my pie right now.
Heads always get heads!
I put a thousand, one hundred and eleven dollars.
It's not like that, Charles Barkley!
Did we fucking go, man? Wait, should we fix the run?
I want to see the head first.
Locked in, locked in.
He got nice teeth, man.
Locked in, locked in.
Trouble me if you're watching the game with us.
What do you guys think?
Me.
Why are you sweating?
I'm not gonna let you.
Come on!
Oh, you're rich.
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
As we celebrate America's 200th anniversary...
...I don't feel good.
...I don't feel good.
...I don't feel good.
...represents the presence of our sportsmen...
...and our nation.
...who's playing the instruments.
...the UNSC champions...
...that's the annual singing raw artist.
...there is...
...Zip-A-Long!
...Zip-A-Long!
...that's the school over here, here we go!
Come on. Benjamin Daniel, who kissed the Patriots owner, he's gonna win.
Come on, what a big for the treat.
Who wins the Super Bowl?
No!
Is that Charlie Turner?
No.
He's hard to get there.
Yeah, right?
Yeah.
I'm making a slip.
I want to take a two-finger one.
Pretty soft.
No.
Oh, that's a four-finger.
Two-finger.
One-finger.
Five-finger.
Wow.
How much are tickets to the Super Bowl?
I don't know.
I was doing that.
What, no?
It's like 20k.
Suck my household.
Here we go, man.
Can I start?
Hey, man!
Damn, bro!
Hey, man!
Hey, what's the watches there where?
wear home
gotta protect the leap on
not a bad child
Lin swan
not bad, some Lin
Hey man, what are you wearing on the wrist?
sell it
show some of this
sign on
you can't show all of it, no?
who's last name is?
Come on, walk in.
Heads never fail.
Oh my God.
Hold!
The end of bill is honored to use the Libertas American Medal,
a pleasure of our nation's founding,
designed by Benjamin Franklin, commemorating 1776.
Don't give up up.
Yo, it's all right.
Peace to myself.
I can start this game in the green.
In the green
Would you bet on that our heads?
Come on, let me go to Brazil
What's going on with you?
I've got a lot of good things to say.
That's the other being the president too.
I never make the call.
Come on, call the chance to get in.
In my hand is the commandment of the foreign,
the lady of liberty of repertory.
Call the chance.
Heads and inside his tail.
Please.
In your life, I don't want to be the honor of your life.
No!
You look good.
Let's go, watch the next one.
I like that.
Here we go, here we go, hold.
Ready, hold.
It's a backflip.
What is it?
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Oh my god!
That was nice.
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god! I'm 2 for 2! I'm 2 for 2!
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Bro, how you like this?
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
2 for fucking 2!
Let's go!
Stop putting the Illuminati Triangle!
Stop putting the Illuminati Triangle!
Go!
Oh my god, 2 for 2?
Alright, wait, wait, no, I've never done this before.
Can I make more bets as the game goes on?
Yeah, I bet.
So, why would I not spend every day?
If I take this win, free money, what is it?
Money what is it?
Why would I not do this every day? It's just free money
What you didn't win yours?
What's you bet?
Oh, bro, I can't break you up
It's all that's one bet one bet. I got way bigger fish fry today. How much did you bet total?
100,000
What's that? I did a parlay and bet on the sea ice
What's your parlay? Cooper Cup over 15 yards
CJ Dipper? Who? You bet on CJ Dipper?
He's a sneak bro. He's not seen a few.
He's not going to even get on a few. It's a 9,999
You're not drunk. I want to hear this
He's not drunk. He's not drunk
You're not drunk. You know what he is?
He's a fake drunk
I just put him behind the shade
Hard strawberry not fucking fake drunk
Five percent alcohol you get to I guess he's drunk
Oh
What
Did that trigger too many calories right?
Yeah, oh god
What are you doing
See them you know, I got the fucking down this way. Oh, that's down. I'm gonna go. Yeah
That's what Jason did
I got some eases
are you going to suck on it or not you got a nice row what what what what damn I should
Oh
I thought.
No, no, no.
My fault.
Also, we have to put the mic right.
Hey, Lala!
I thought he was holding up.
I'm sorry.
Hey, man.
Football, man.
You're coming to see us.
I'll fix it.
It's okay. We lost the...
Oh, you lost on his man.
Yeah, I could have.
No, I could have.
Yeah.
He's a team now.
I don't know how he's doing it.
Hey, the lighting's bad?
Oh, no, it's not.
I don't know why.
I don't know why.
I don't know why.
I don't know why.
I don't know why.
I didn't know right there.
Oh, my gosh.
Damn.
Number, you got 10.
I should have took it for 50, bro.
They're saying it was super delay.
Audio and I stand delay.
One note.
One that.
Say good day, that's enough.
Every day, that's good.
What is the volume of the leg?
I think that's almost sitting on my own.
What?
Everyone hold.
Another one!
No, it's loud!
Oh, wait, did you get the audio recorded by the camera?
Hold on.
We got production working behind the audio right now.
Everybody hold.
You're a superman.
Oh, we gotta speed this up.
Okay.
Yeah.
Come on, stop.
Come on, bro.
Can I see what we're gonna tip up on my face?
You can't speed it up?
Let's go, Seabox!
Hello!
What are you doing?
I am fine now, isn't it?
How are you doing?
Right there.
What is your attitude?
I don't know.
What are you talking about?
I don't know.
What are you talking about?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Oh my God.
Don't know.
Over come.
No.
That's a lie.
That's green already.
Yes, I told you.
Over come already green.
Better now.
It's good.
We might be a little behind in the game.
I don't think that's a lot we could do.
It's okay.
I got locked out.
My money didn't go through, so he didn't make the bet for the cornstone.
So I had to do it.
I understand.
So what's the bottom of it?
What's the bottom of it?
We can delay?
We can live that, though.
I mean, you can, yeah.
I was just saying that Mike is low.
I was meant to low.
No, because when I said the money, you didn't get any incentives.
We didn't make the bet.
You could still make a spread.
It's going to be shittier if she asks her about the score.
I told y'all I was gonna call you.
No!
So if I make a lot of that thing, the big guys get a win.
No, no.
It's gonna be a good call tomorrow.
No, try to be the best, please.
That was a good one.
I'm off to the big tree.
Yeah, we're gonna be like a player, too, behind.
It's not a lot we can do about it. It's okay.
You see, Mike is fine.
There's no way we can speed this up, right?
right? Yeah, yeah, we're just gonna put on that streamy shit, bro.
Wait, he's literally skipping it. Wait, we're good.
Wait, he just missed the time. Wait, what time is it in the game right now? How much
Tell us what commercial you guys see right now.
What commercial is it?
Oh my god, you're right.
What commercial are y'all watching?
Where's the uh...
We're saying it's Hailey Steinfeld.
No, I'm just kidding.
W State Farm, man.
Okay, we're at the same spot, you have to walk in.
This thing is the vet hat.
That's Jake from Safe Farm.
Well, I need to have a vet hat.
How many yards is it going to have?
Two yards.
Good.
I'm good.
Will you be able to sit in the back?
I'll help now.
I'll help now!
People are offering me moustaches.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
Wait, am I gonna be in a Super Bowl commercial with Lacey?
What?
We're not gonna make it.
I literally lost it on Twitter.
What celebrities are in the building?
Yo, those shit were spicy.
No, no, no, no.
It said spicy sweet chili.
Yeah, I noticed.
No, these are the best burritos.
All of them are domestic products.
I think we're caught up now, Chad.
Are you down this modelo right now?
Chad, what's the word?
I think Nikola just made a cut.
Give me my second modelo.
This over here.
It's modelo, Tom.
I think you know what you're doing.
What?
I think you should do the little swirly method
and then just down.
This is my third crustaceous, man.
Wait, do we have a scoreboard?
Do we have a scoreboard on the screen production?
8 out of 6 grills, I'm going to take each one.
Six grills?
Yeah.
I mean, something that's not consuming calories will caught a light.
You'll keep moving the past, Earthy.
So keep going for Patriots. Keep going for Patriots, dude.
Ron, I don't know if Ron knows who the chiefs are playing.
He's getting on the list.
I'm going for the see-hop.
I'm going to see him, please.
You got the scorer?
You're going to ask me?
Yeah.
I know what you're trying to do, but should I sell my...
Who the fuck is he?
Hey!
Is there someone over here?
Trick or water?
I don't want to trick water.
You don't want to trick water?
I'm fucking eating, I'm such a fat idiot.
Yo, child, let me know if that's good.
Let me know if it's good.
Wait, so do I have to send it back?
I need to send it back.
Yeah, you're fucked.
Dude, you just, let me get you off.
I'm about to kick it off right now.
It's too late to get the rest of the order.
I don't know.
You're crazy.
Wait, can I get a hand in the chat?
Loki, I got saved.
By any chance, I got saved, because I want to
get more points on, so my whole life would've been fucked up.
You could still get on, like, the face of a friend or a friend.
One for Patriots Superziots. I'm trying to say something.
One for Patriots Superziots.
Where the fuck the fuck the man is?
Oh, hell no.
I'm seeing a lot of twos. I'm seeing a lot of twos.
There comes some ones though.
Wait, I'm seeing a lot of twos.
No, they say.
Alright, let's see what the Patriots go through.
Alright, I need Matt Collins to get 15 yards.
yards and then I'm sure I did four caches wait how many yards are gone on that
person over a hit on station 3.5 am I reds
mom pay out yes you are actually
you have water water is water right next to tools here we go here we go here we go
I'm on Patriot!
Yeah!
I'm not half the middle about it.
Let's go, where is it?
About 7 yards, 26.
That's my boy, Drake May, man.
Second youngest quarterback
to start in his Super Bowl history.
He's the same age as me?
What knowledge?
How much is his contract?
How much is his contract?
He's still on a rookie contract.
He's going...
I got to tell y'all something, I got to tell y'all something.
During the half-time show, before Bad Bunny goes live, they're going to play Balenci Jeeves.
That's my song. I'm going to also do a live performance on stream.
You have to save everybody man, don't do it.
Hatred's two handoffs.
I think it has the number one song in Vietnam,
and it was so sick.
Vietnam has a population of 10 people.
Go on the next song!
Go on the next song!
Are we going to be behind the camera?
Are we going to be behind the camera?
Yes.
I mean, when they floated here, the only way
to fix it was to go for it.
We've been here for a lot of moments.
And you can see wires in an HDMI from a PC to this.
And we just add a third monitor, and we get two extra.
Come on, I think we're over here.
I think we're over here.
Oh, snap!
Oh, snap!
Oh, that's the only way.
That's not a stone! That's not a stone!
Tie it out of seven!
That's not a stone! That's not a stone!
It's cool, right? It's fine.
We're gonna try to...
We're gonna try to hide a lot of bones.
And keep a side.
So how do we get this fuck up?
Gotta make that chat go, dude!
I don't understand why they can't just score.
And don't catch it.
Sit down, Casey.
It doesn't make sense.
Just take the ball and fucking run.
He paid $100 million dollars to fucking run!
He's got it!
Good bro, kid!
Who's that?
MIGA!
What's going on, Douglas?
Let's go! Who's that?
That's a good Jew. That's a good Jew.
What's going on?
He's just his ass watching.
Oh, I thought it was a high five.
Oh, yeah, he went for a talk with nine, not nine.
I don't know, I'm sure he's gonna be.
This is certainly a handoff here.
I don't, I know if I look at the chat.
Trump on a D-Strike!
Give me a beer, pumple, oh no.
Uh-oh.
They're trolling, right?
Nine!
No!
What's up, first half?
Hooray!
Football!
I haven't seen Tray Monteros in any carries yet.
I see.
Oh wait, here he comes.
I should have paralleled it.
Oh my god, handsome guy.
Did you guys see Travis Scott, Mike, come out?
Who just hit me?
Oh, sorry.
I wonder who he's going to bring out.
I'm sure he's going to bring someone out.
I think I see Marlin in the crowd.
Oh my god, handsome Marlin, please.
Oh my god.
He's going to be such a good game, I can tell.
Put it in, put it in, put it in, put it in.
Get out of the way.
No!
Oh, you're a bot. He's a bot. He's a bot.
He's a big defensive player.
They're picking you out of 23-year-olds. This is fucked up.
Yeah, but he fizzes tough.
That's his fault.
He's bullying. How do you know how to watch the ball?
Yeah, but he can't just touch, bruh.
What the fuck is he doing?
Wait, wait, why is the timer still going?
Why is the timer still going?
It's not a amount. It's not a difference.
Why is the timer still going?
By the way, champ, we're on it.
Why is the timer still going?
Why is the timer still going?
It's the second time over.
I don't know what's going on!
What is going on?
Why didn't he throw it?
Any time, please.
I think this is Sylvie Baran and Jason.
He's the second time ever watching a football game.
I mean, he's a lot bigger, man.
He's a lot bigger.
Yeah.
He's just curious.
Oh, man.
There's something about him.
Oh, man.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
That's a good tackle, though.
I was stiff on him, bro.
You know what, about that first hit,
you can make that play.
I'm going to get a bump, and that was me.
He got, like, five or six yards.
I thought that the spin move would make it look crazy.
I'm getting that ass though.
Surprise.
I promise I'll live this the movement I would wobble about.
Wait.
See right here.
Look, look.
Spin.
Oh my God.
I'm not gonna lie.
Drake made like, bro, he doesn't have his habit at all.
You gotta hit the base.
Don't tell me slow down.
I know we're behind that.
I'm just expecting Drake made.
On the next time I change this position, we'll, uh.
Come on, 39.
I tell you so, don't.
39.
39.
There's a big player.
Don't get slow up in the chat.
Drake made the shot.
Hold on.
You're on here.
3 wide receivers.
What are you doing?
Throw it deep.
Oh my god.
Throw it there.
A lot of pressure.
He doesn't have any.
He doesn't have any.
It's all good.
It's okay.
That's one of the best corners
that I'll leave right there.
Bad pressure.
Because
He probably thought they were in the pan and they sent the corner on a bridge.
But I'm just confused. Why not pass the ball?
See, I've been on the mission with under pressure.
Why not pass the ball?
He's been sent the corner on a bridge.
You know what that means?
If I hit him, we're getting blocked.
All the line.
There was not a line. There was not a line and a sign to block the corner.
I honestly want to put the inner cut. How hard is this?
I see you.
You can go in. I'll leave you.
Why is he kicking me?
Fronting at the free free.
Damn, no punch.
I'm the first try. Fair catch at the time.
Seattle ball.
Okay, we're gonna try to switch now Chas, so we're caught up yes
Super shit up. Hey, how are we gonna do that? We're gonna put in a GMI and pretty much
Make this a third moderate
We could go on YouTube TV
Pay attention
Is it not delay?
No, it's like I spent eight seconds for you guys
Should we go back and try?
I think it's caught up. Everyone say it's good.
It's good. It's good.
Okay, yeah, it's good.
Yo, pay attention.
There might be like one or two people who are walking on peacock, who are a few seconds ahead.
Yo, pay attention to the ad right before the half-time show.
I want to surprise y'all, man.
We're always putting numbers on my phone. I'm putting the chat on the phone.
No!
Wait, wait, they got the hat. They got the phone.
What? They got dodgeball?
No, no.
We're in sporting.
We're never watching any dodgeball.
We're not a culture.
Look at you, you're a footballer.
You suck.
You're a footballer.
Fuck, where's my symbol?
I don't have a symbol.
These ad-wars suck.
So they throw a ball for us.
It's great.
What happened to the Olympics?
Where are the athletes?
They didn't say we were no though.
No, they're promoting satanic bullshit.
You saw that shirt?
No, they're saying ghillie beer in the chat, right?
They're saying satanic shit.
Drop a maybe on the cross.
What makes you say satanic shit?
It's a piece.
I'm willing to watch that new fake episode.
Think it's about fake.
We all watch a football right now.
Anyone that doesn't want to watch it,
we're watching it right now.
If you're subbing with Amazon Prime,
you'll be able to see the game.
I think I drank too much.
Yeah, stop the shit right now.
No, so fans though spam one if you want to
Spam to
Yes, or no, bro. I don't get it because one or two is easy
This is off to my car. They have to go. No, I don't even say it to
Jason you are
I don't feel good at all.
I don't need you to drink.
You're very livid, we'll cut it.
I don't feel good.
Yo, can we get a pizza?
What do you mean it's so good?
What do you mean it's so good?
Whoa!
Now, actually, now, this is going to be protein.
Make sure it's from the other side of the head.
Like, I'm not going to wait for the peptide.
For what?
For the peptide.
It's like the allergy shit.
I think it'll look like he died, man.
You're right.
I need a minute.
I need something.
Please.
You need a bedroom?
I got one.
It's a three-story type of alcohol.
All he gets is super red and has allergic type reactions.
I still don't know why I do that, bro.
It's OK, Brad.
Drinks the water, got the pet from the water.
That's it!
Whatever, same shit.
Yeah.
You're going to see all of it.
I'll do it.
I'll do it.
Is there anything?
I don't know.
Wait.
Oh, you're going to see.
I'm going to show him.
Stay low!
Wait, wait.
Bro, this is shit.
Yo, that's not for Alan.
It's a straight board.
We can't show Alan.
I don't think it's going to make a fuss with me, Brad.
It's like the, it's like the um,
Ah!
And that's the P.M. War.
No!
Shit!
Oh shit!
You don't take a matter of shit.
Oh, you don't take a matter of shit.
You don't take a matter of shit.
You don't take a matter of shit.
You don't take a matter of shit.
You should have caught it.
You should have caught it.
It's with any type of alcohol.
This dumbass doesn't learn.
Agent?
Wait, so you must be allergic to alcohol.
Wait, wait, wait, is Agent Flush a thing?
I think you can say it's a cute one.
What's Agent Flush?
I'm not like it.
It's everything.
Everything.
Is it?
The pressure?
No, but you can see, I should do a picture.
It's fine, I think it's a good one.
But if you look, he got a bug.
It's not a bug, though.
It's a drink, though.
It tastes like...
It tastes like gold.
Yo, if you look at this thing, it takes another screen,
you'll want to see it look like a red hole.
I'm dead out of strength.
Yo, this thing is red.
What the fuck?
Is that J.S.A. protection?
Yeah.
Okay.
I don't get it, bro.
I'm doing the Patriots' song.
Why did they have to fall?
They had one possession.
Not one meter to save.
Who remembers the champion?
They said have one and a half shots and fuck!
Fuck!
It was big.
I didn't know Mike's heart was gonna have the same effect.
You gotta kill this one.
You gotta kill this one.
Stop ruining this fun road.
Stop drinking that shit.
Drink more Mike's heart.
Hell yeah!
Let's get sent in tonight, bros.
Oh, fuck up.
OK, third down.
Big third down.
Big third down.
10,000 drops back.
Get split, sacked.
No.
Ah!
Oh!
Oh, Jason!
Oh, my god!
Oh, my god!
Oh, my god!
Oh, my god!
Oh, my god!
That would have been an ADR touchdown.
I don't think so.
Oh, my god!
Damn!
Hey, look!
Ah!
No!
You almost made a play.
Ah, bros.
No, no, no.
I'm making that fucking stupid D.
I'm making bro.
He was under a lot of pressure.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm making that throw?
The fact that he...
Bro, I'm making that throw.
No, no, no.
He's abandoned that first attack.
No, you're not.
You don't have a arm like that, Lacey.
Yes, I do.
Lacey.
Taster is bald.
Let's go.
Taster is bald.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Yes!
What a phenomenal catch by you, sir.
Why does that son of a bitch fall like shit in here?
That's buddy.
Not for sight, but just silky, please, guys, yeah.
Make it make sense.
Oh my god.
No, no, I wanna see if there's a new bag.
Hold on a sec.
Wait a sec, I'll think there's gonna be a worldwide...
Jason, I'm so sick of this.
I don't know if we're gonna be able to...
Jason's like, die.
You are so bad.
Where'd a pesticide go?
No, Jason, Jason.
A pesticide?
Jason, whatever the fuck.
Jason, kill my drink.
You're gonna kill my drink.
Jason, kill my drink.
Jason, kill my drink.
Kill my drink.
I just don't think that he can act like he can
drink any alcohol.
I can't.
You know what?
Because I'll have an allergic reaction.
Is it allergic or is it this?
No, no, no.
I didn't think you had a good tequila, bro.
Even when you had tequila, he can't bring it out.
A drink's trouble.
Yeah, yeah.
If you drink with two mics hard, it's not even.
Man, look at you.
You can stop.
Yo, y'all blowin' my truck.
I'm not gonna lie.
Okay, Ron.
You're good.
Ron, we go.
Bye-bye.
I made a part of this.
I made a parlay that you do a half ton riddle, I'm not a lot.
You got a metabolite.
I made a parlay that you shut the fuck up, bro.
You piss me off.
My investment to me.
I know, please give us a riddle, this three.
Yeah, can we get one riddle out of you?
At least one riddle, bro.
What comes in more than three, but more than a bunch?
No, what comes in less than two, and is not a bunch,
what is six foot two, black, and talks too much?
Oh, shit.
Reap.
Fucking you, shut up.
That's six two.
That's six one?
Yeah.
What do you want the kickoff like?
But that's a bad moldy, that's a bad moldy.
A bad moldy.
I like his one song, DTM, at least it's out in the car, even though I have no clue what
the fuck he says.
Oh, he sees Spanish now.
I don't know what I'm saying.
Here we go.
Here come the Pacers.
Straight face, steps up, and a pocket.
That's booty, that's booty.
That's booty.
Let's go!
That's good.
Yeah.
You hate?
Let's go, bruh.
It's calling your name.
Oh my god.
Drink me.
Can I make a bet that somebody streaks the football?
No one's gonna make it.
No one's gonna make it.
No one's gonna make it.
Wait, nobody has ever seen this football.
That's crap.
I've got to have this football.
That was crap.
I've got to have that.
It'll never happen again.
Why?
Hell, because it will.
I promise you it will happen.
Wait, because it will happen.
But if I make it that, if I make it that, I'll make it big though.
I'm making bait though.
What are you doing bro?
Wait, how do I protect it?
Right, sir?
I feel nauseous.
Like so much security.
You feel nauseous?
So what if Justin Bieber's on the field
and he just goes out of the park?
He's going to throw it up like a pussy.
Slam another one.
If you're gonna throw it up, just do the thing
I meant to hop right.
Just do the thing I meant to come out.
You have to puke.
If you have to puke, some guys like it.
You'll puke.
They're not your real friends, bro.
No, no, no, I think maybe you break the rest of that water and wait for them to touch the sides together.
Oh God, look at that!
Yup, on that. 30-13, 30 long. They got a cover here.
I'm not going to get spoiled on that, I'm going to see what happens.
As an assistant going and getting drunk off two drinks, could not be me.
No way, please.
I did not know how Mike's far without getting that ass locked in. I thought it was a block of me.
He says fuck your ass off.
Not him!
Yeah, see how he's playing good as fuck.
I'm not a freak out.
I'm not a...
He's also playing good as fuck.
Well, her spoon again?
See how he's got that...
Why is he emoting, bro? There's still fucking three more.
Yeah, that's a good game.
Damn.
Bro, let's go.
We're in town.
Oh my god, if they get another test down, then I'm already up.
Come on.
Okay, great play is not having any time to throw the ball, bro.
Here you go.
Here you go, yes.
Two more now.
Nigga, if you only had three, wait, Jason, did you get that?
Are you guys?
This will help metabolize the alcohol.
And then, yeah, we'll try to...
Everyone's trying to drug up my friend Jason.
The only way to make it go away is if you keep drinking.
That's a good ass hack.
Wait, is this a tool or a swallowable?
It's a tool.
What team is drinking made on?
Wait, wait, wait, make it a pick.
It's true.
Slow down, slow down.
Later, you're not gonna catch me.
I promise you, you're not gonna catch me.
Ever.
You need to cancel out the mics over there.
See what I'm saying?
Chill.
See what I'm saying?
Look at my shirt. No. I don't know what to say.
I know it's an accident.
I'm just talking about it today. What's your fault?
No, it's an accident.
All right. What's this? What's this?
Is she doing Sunday things?
Yes.
Okay.
Next you go in.
We're going to introduce.
Maybe Tom Brady.
I'll order a piece of it.
Currently.
Michael Bess.
Currently.
Marshall Bess.
Let's talk a bit.
Woo!
See the background ain't even no correct.
Yeah, I got you.
You know everything, bro. I researched.
I researched.
Take one of these.
It's water, bro.
I feel like throwing up, right?
Then you should go.
Who was the Mars accident?
I think that's the place where the radio is.
You're gonna have to puke.
Stop! I gotta let him see you!
Maybe you go puke.
You better actually go throw up.
That way, the back of your head.
You throw up, bro, you're drinking another four.
He's acting up to throw up.
He's doing it so that he can turn it right.
He should definitely take it back.
100% sickest thing in the throw.
Can you go over here?
Can you go over here?
I thought that was like a man.
I thought it was a man.
I
What do you mean there?
Why didn't you like, what do you mean by there?
They're like us.
I need another one bro.
I'm getting loose now.
I'm getting loose.
That's what I'm saying, Mike's word is like not real alcohol but I think it's bad.
Too far to say alcohol.
Do you have any like culty snacks?
Yeah.
Oh, this one's got like a vegetable pie in it.
Oh, like tomatoes and carrots and celery.
That's slime.
I hear it.
We still got a celery cupboard or something.
Shut the fuck up, cupboard.
I'm sorry, I'm not funny.
We're taking it on her.
Why are you so strong?
You're gonna like that.
You know what I'm thinking about?
You're not gonna run aboard a Patriot.
Stop trying.
I've never gotten drunk. I've only got like tipsy like I feel I'm not tipsy yet
But I'm like
Bring me another my target. Let me get drunk
I don't know about what I mean around here
I've never been drunk and I don't know
Don't know what I'm gonna say
We can't choose that.
You can't choose that.
You can't choose that.
What the fuck?
Why is he leaving?
I don't know.
You can't choose that.
You can't choose the black and white.
Oh, no, that's actually a choose.
Every month is black history month today.
Come on, brother.
Oh, my fucking god.
You feel better?
I feel a little better.
You need too much.
You're good though, right?
Wait, the redness makes you a little better.
Oh, nigga, don't come over and make me mad.
You think I don't watch the TV?
I'm going to watch the two of you, you just want him to break me out of here, no, I just want to beat him.
Hell no, you just want to beat him.
Ah!
Jesus, kill him.
Jesus, kill him.
Jesus, kill him.
I'm the devil's killer.
Jesus, kill him.
No, no, no, no.
Jesus, kill him.
No, no, no, no.
Jesus, kill that shit, Jay.
No, that's not Jay's body.
Jesus, kill it.
That's not my body.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
Jesus, kill him.
I'm going to go to Jay.
You can't, but I'm dead.
This is not so.
Say it again.
He's a killer.
It's so...
is a killer it's up well jay stay stay stay in your league
bro i'm i'm i'm i'm
jay just keep drinking the water you go bro you can't
or not should he take it i'm not gonna shut up
no he can't handle that bro he's a f***ing fun
himself he's a good kid bro you gotta see him
Let him keep taking his medicine, he can't handle that, get the water.
He's actually going to drink it, bro.
He's got cold, that's right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's still drinking my coffee.
He's 21 years old.
He's probably got alcohol in his hand.
Can't handle his liquor.
But not my coffee.
He just, he just became legal to drink, bro.
Let him run, bro.
Come on, man, come on.
You can't see.
Take me out.
You look less red.
You feel better?
Nah.
I know.
My dad's trying to get some W's.
I'm trying to get him plus up.
You know, we're going driving after this, Jason.
SBR, SBR, 358, is that what you're worth?
Yeah, and it's schools out.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck, man.
Fuck.
What alcohol is in my soul?
Passers.
Is it tequila?
It's gotta be water.
It's gotta be water, alright.
What?
It's like what alcohol is in my soul?
I don't even taste alcohol.
Man, that shit didn't taste like juice to me.
This shit looks like a...
Third and 15.
Oh, is he going deep? Oh, he's going deep!
What are you, a passion of the fucking commentators?
Alright, not allowed. Wait, is this in 40? Is this in 40?
This is all that's good.
20 people.
I knew we were supposed not to get the bottle like the 50, 60.
There's only three left.
No, who's drinking all of them?
No, so it is bottle.
Oh, it isn't me.
This is bottle?
It is bottle.
That is why he went, they turned around.
Oh fuck, I'm gonna get five percent.
I'm allergic, bro.
I'm allergic to it, bro.
What are you allergic to?
I order pizza, I'm allergic to it.
Well, why did he kick it in the dinner table?
They were in 415.
How racist is this one?
So you're talking about soluble?
No, they fucked in the butt.
Holy fuck.
We got a lot of talking about good Jason's free rolls.
So he said why are you going for a field?
Sorry, I'm sorry, you didn't find for his life
It's four down the close to the goal so they got it to the other side of the goal so they're not near it
It doesn't easy. Yeah. Oh
They were not in
Oh
Okay, Jay-Z. Oh, hell no fuck you Jay-Z. Justin Bieber. Come kill me about it
Oh my god, I'm sad. Oh my god, Marlon can
Jay-Z fuck you you're in the MC files you fuck kids fuck you
me and everyone in here
I'll kill all of us
they didn't want people to be paid money
what the hell
he wasn't a clown
that's crazy
this happens every important day
and said when they just go fuck
he becomes a ghost
that's why I told you
that line was crazy
that might be how many
20 people
I'm suicidal
to everything and I hate my life.
Everything's itchy, bro.
Kill this, dude.
Alcohol kills it.
Have you ever gotten a cut? You pour alcohol on it.
You ever have a problem in your throat? Kill this alcohol.
Well stop it's your number
I'm confused ads on the Superbowl you should be good. What is this?
Milo
Lay's gonna hide any type of commercial they chose some fucking heartwarming shit nobody cared about the shit
It's retirement
That's the owner of laser these are the company company bro. Yeah, double entendre
That's not the owner of ways the other place easy we do a money-spread around the track. Oh, I should be
Oh
Pay attention to the commercial before the half-time y'all I got some special
W speed
I could try some of these.
Yo, it's great how these commercials are on the whole box, go fast.
Watch out for the hidden meanings in some of these, the parts you're gonna support,
I have to see this on.
I'm sorry, I'm on my international weird share right now.
I'll tell you, there's some hidden meanings in some of these commercials.
Make it so you can see the harmony.
He's like, he's like, yo, that's a big one, I don't know, I'm like, hi.
Why is Jason looking like Thanos?
Hey, man.
He thinks it's Superbowl so far.
Yeah, I'm out of here.
I'm out of here.
I'm not liking this at all.
I'll be over.
Am I purple, bro?
Minion!
It's a Minion's Minion!
I'm out of here!
Wait, shh.
Loll, no Minion movie?
No way.
Minion, Minion, Minion, Minion, Minion, Minion, Minion.
No!
No, wait, is he okay?
No.
He's a Minion's Minion's monster.
Oh, I'm gonna watch that movie.
My god, is it like
Zero man, that's a first ball of Hall of Famer right there
Yeah
So Marlin we don't care about this
Everybody else just like...
I mean, honestly...
That's just so weird.
AHHHHHHH
Why do you think that he's coming?
That's just weird.
I don't get why he...
I don't get why he's coming.
We need Mack Holland for catching.
Let's go Patriots, man!
He's only 23.
You know, they had images of everything so far.
Some bullshit ass last thing.
Lady dog.
Girl, it's your best player, man.
They keep getting them all in pretty good field positions.
This is the most in you.
What, the mic's hard?
Should I tap this in?
Wow!
Oh my god!
That's a flag.
That's a flag.
They're not going to throw a flag on that?
No, they're not going to throw a flag.
He almost got deep lungs.
What a show. Are we not. I don't know. Are you going to buy it?
That's crazy. That's crazy. He didn't leave me his helmet though.
He's dead. He's living his head. What are you still hoping about?
I mean, the play was dead.
35, 35.
I don't really understand what's going on.
If they don't get a first down here, they punt the ball again.
That's bad.
Yo, I shouldn't have bet this bullshit out C. What is that play for Drake?
May you never be fucking time where you quit?
Okay, what was that play called?
Look at a certain the play comes up from both sides here so far
Fuck you sis. I think this is just to just keep it at 4.5, bro
What is this a pun? Oh my god
Begin in the second quarter
Oh, what a play!
What a play, bro!
Great defense!
Christian Gonzalez is tough!
Great defense!
No, he's tough!
If he wants something, oh, Del, I can't shoot one of them in the interception.
Oh, look at that!
Oh, he's staying in that one!
No!
That's risky, too!
Phenomenal D.
No.
He's a good-ass corner, bro.
I
Darno Chaga we take here. He's nasty. He should start the ball and off the head of Walker
Damn now he's at like 30 40 yards in there should have threw him in for 50
That wasn't the Pacers that called the vote?
No.
The Seahawks have a...
Are you watching me?
Oh, I'm not a freak out.
It's not about to lose $5,000?
Look, are you looking at that?
This is not...
Oh, am I watching?
No, no, no.
This is about...
Oh, my God!
So, let me get this straight.
Drake May is the most overhyped.
I thought Pacers would win.
Yo, Bo.
Yo, what do you mean yo, bro?
Drake May has to fuck up, man.
It's the second quarter, 30 minutes in.
I'm not gonna watch that, buddy.
You have girls twerking before I fucking get a touchdown with my team.
I don't understand why don't they stop them look is my car didn't like that
I just thought I saw a tongue tongue tongue fly across my screen we're not
even one quarter in okay we're a quarter in
Bad Bunny brings out Drake up or not Drake
Yo, you're down man, I said go up!
What?
Take the plate, take the plate, take the plate, go!
Wait, they waited the callback ain't complete though!
Yeah they did!
Hey, I didn't see how to-
I don't wanna look fat on this-
I don't wanna lose!
But let me hear the FDR, but see if it's gonna be okay.
Yo, who's blocking it?
Long-sighted the fuck outta him, yeah, yeah, he was wrong.
I know, right?
I know, right?
Yeah.
Twitch got more ads than actual two.
Whoa, you can sub up right now.
Hey, I have a Twitch platform.
Hey, we have a Twitch platform.
Twitch platform because something free.
Someone gift 100 subs.
And if somebody gives the 100 subs right now,
Jason will take another drink.
In fact, Ron said if he gets gifted a hundred,
he's trashing his whole Airbnb.
Oh, I don't know.
Wait, what's that place called?
Wait, why are they...
What the fuck?
Another fucking putt, man.
We're all about to go home to no fucking internet.
Fuck this shit.
It's so sad.
Fuck this putt.
Man, I'm out of kids' fields.
We're out of kids.
We're actually out of kids.
Wait, yeah, I know.
You just thought that he just killed, like, a half a bottle.
He drank a pint.
One and a half bikes hard.
Come on, join us.
I got a medal.
I got five gifts.
Cheers.
Nice, bro. It's a kickoff. This game sucks dick.
That's six out of five.
Let's go.
Yeah, for now.
You're going to get a touch.
That's that, Nylon.
That's right.
Let's go, man.
Is that from Alcatraz people?
You're not drunk anymore. You threw yourself off. You're pussy. Kill another one.
I'm fucking...
Oh...
Why wouldn't they do a commercial at a stable or at all?
I am...
Tell me why!
No, you've had a super commercial.
I got two down to get a super commercial, like...
This is like, old era, I'd say, like, live house era, and I went and shot a super commercial for Planet's penis.
Like 12 hours a day in the freezing cold
Influencers
Now I was so high I told my family and told my friends. Oh my god watch a Super Bowl and the second quarter
I'm in the planer Phoenix commercial. I got cut
Well, you could see it's my hand
I could see my hand. I was in the background. I'm playing this game. So there's a fetch was in the commercial
Uh, Khalid Masou was in the commercial.
I stopped 12 hours for Planners Phoenix.
My manager's like, bro, you're not going to get paid shit for this, but it's a good look.
You're in the super commercial.
Niggas on your hands.
Bro, I'm sitting there with my family, like, I'm on this commercial trust, and the Planners
comes up, we're all watching me.
Oh, that must have been so embarrassing.
I'm like, Alex, you're coming up.
Everyone's like, oh, this place.
Alex, Alex.
I'm like, yes.
And I was like, oh, just play this, Alex, Alex, I'm like, yeah, yes.
And I'm like, wait, and I've reminded him,
and you could see my hands, because I had my hands tied in.
So they imagine what him wanted.
Like, the frame was like this all the time.
I have this thing over here.
Right over here, you know, the couch?
And I was like, I was like right here.
I was like right here.
I was like, where are you going?
Oh, I'm going inside for 14, like, come on, 14 hours.
I'm going to fucking throw it in jail.
So I went home to Arizona and was like,
oh dad, lock in in the second quarter.
Yo, we got a blanket or not.
Oh, what?
Here, let's go this way.
Hey, hey, look at that.
Are we still gonna fucking die?
For free, yes.
No, I got, I didn't get paid
because my manager was like, trust me, you did this?
Oh yeah, for sure, I would have seen this too.
Yeah, it's so much easier to pitch you to other brands.
You know what's that?
It didn't even fucking make it happen.
Man, that's so fucking good.
I don't know how to say it in Swedish.
Guys, you go and watch a planer's penis commercial from whatever year it was.
You'll find my hands somewhere, ain't it?
I swear to God.
It's go-patriots, man.
They're about to have the ball right now.
You're a saz, man.
I don't want to flip the side.
This is 206.
You are? How are you feeling now?
I'm not from the old one.
I'm not.
Pull over.
I'm changing in there though.
Are you guys like a team?
Yeah.
Jason, how's it going this way?
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
Ah, I'm good.
No, he's not good.
Brother said...
What if you have the flu?
Oh my god.
The AIDS has been so much better.
Drink that.
Drink that.
This is different.
I was literally flying before I drank.
Yes, your body cannot metabolize alcohol.
I'm taking one sip of it.
Here we go, come on.
Can we get a little fucking drunk on that?
I'm so sick of it like it's long.
No, but try it for three hours.
This is the fucking worst.
I'm on the line.
Last year, the Eagles blew out the team.
Right?
It was like 34-0 or something.
Yeah.
Honestly, I loved seeing the team's food.
So, I wanted to see a good game right now.
I'm happy, bro.
I haven't done bunnies with chairs in a while.
No.
This is supposed to be the Maristรถ player.
Ha-ha.
Ha-ha-ha.
Oh, yeah.
I walk any amount of beasts that are gone.
He's nervous, bro. I should have bet on this fucking 23-year-old to make the fucking play.
He's like, whoa!
He's hit the wave.
Holy s**t, you f*****g like this.
I'm gonna win!
Holy s**t, you f*****g like this.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
What have we done?
Yes, biggs!
Yes, biggs!
They threw a screen at 378.
Oh s**t!
Bro,
Straight man
He was so actively being blocked
Don't worry
Was it big
time. What do you tell me about it? You got to go to the door. Watch, bro. They don't show celebrities 100 times, you know.
They show people. They show Jay-Z every time they see that.
You know what I'm saying? You're going to see.
I can see what's on their kitchen. That's a whistle.
They don't want to whistle them. So he can't just catch them.
If he doesn't call fair catch, he might get a lift to fuck up if he gets a straight CT.
Cause he's looking up for the ball, and there's 11 guys full sprint in pads trying to kill
him.
So if he doesn't call fair catch.
So you can do it right before he catches it?
Yes.
As a returner, you have to have the power to not catch this and return it, or if I catch it, I'm not going to get lit up.
So normally, the person that's catching it, you'll look at the field and analyze it to see if it's a fair catcher.
Yeah, you'll never see it.
Get up!
You see how it's happening?
You'll never see it.
I'm not a jerk, I'm not a buff.
What?
Wake him up, bro.
Wait.
I'm not putting this thing on.
Come on, wait.
Oh, you've got Asian flesh.
What is that?
Can I speak to Moon Asia?
It's Asian, no.
Two's the biggest.
That's a nice to speak to Moon Asia.
Yeah, OK.
Wow.
The body cannot mess that up.
Good job.
Hey, you said you're not a kid?
I'm only a kid.
What do you like?
I like it.
They sold every single sport.
It's like some Olympic shit.
No, the Olympics are devil.
Oh, that's clear.
Maybe that's a women's sport.
Oh, Twitter?
Have the page.
Hey, Twitter is everything.
Oh, it's a G.
Hold on.
What was that?
I don't know.
Cock that up.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
Yo, why?
No, it's not.
My child was asking how do you put them all?
How do you put them all?
Oh, man.
I have to keep them all.
Yo!
What is this commercial?
I'll call the guy commercial, man.
Alright, nice talk.
Wait, it's a person.
It's a person.
Here's the question, how do you feel about Rage going to that track and bar?
I'm proud of him.
I'm very proud of him.
Proud of him for what?
Proud of him for what, though?
Making great concerts.
He's killing it.
I love him.
He's my life.
I'm my life, yeah.
Yo, all day in the hospital.
Ah!
Come out here.
I hate the one that's injured.
I was late.
They're in here.
Hello, I need to raise the door to the new shirt.
Bring that.
Oh wait, open the door so you guys think he's coming out?
No, no, no.
Yeah, like, his eyes, his legs, like, are just this approachable.
Ha ha ha.
Bro, Kevin, what are you putting?
Hang on, right there, we got 80R, are you full?
80R.
I should've brought, I was tripping on 300 for 50.
What do you think, what do you think the bonus is?
Yeah, you got to touch that a little bit.
What's your bonus?
Hey, what's the multiplier?
What's the multiplier?
It's saying like a bonus for a player.
That's so good though.
Are they even gonna try to throw the ball?
Oh, there's no fucking way.
Doesn't he try to feel like Suki has grown about Douchi?
Better now.
How do you feel about Douchi, bro?
Dude, I fuck with Douchi.
I mean, I don't know, bro.
When she had some of her fans, hey, Siri,
how do you fuck with a fucking robot?
Fucking box, those box, those fucking box.
The joke was there, the joke was there.
And we got it right there.
I'm the jerk that you're going with.
He's going with like only bots.
Listen to the things you see about your music.
I'm going to get cancer.
I'm going to tell the series.
I'm going to get cancer, I'm going to tell the truth.
I'm going to get a little tea.
I'm just going to say, I'm going to tell you the truth.
Did you talk to him in the my chart?
Gilly or not?
Yeah.
I'm going to tell you the truth.
Oh!
Here they go!
No!
What the?
Bob's just running at that thing.
We're at this.
I don't have any heart for this one.
OK.
This is why we do giggles like with Marjax.
Wait, hold on.
Before me don't I look at the floor it keeps it keeps changing like first and 10 second and 10
How would it change in the market?
They have people going
Every blade
How do they write it that fast?
What the fuck is Jester Maxson, the higher-class parties?
Damn, I've seen a team on my time around all that.
So I think it was Mr. Second Lieutenant.
Yes.
How is that possible?
So they get the first down, and they get their reward.
They go out there and get it.
Do it.
OK, now it's 37.
Watch right here.
Now it's 37.
We're doing it right now.
We're doing it right now.
And you see?
Yes, right now, people running out on the field
and changing the other line.
No, the other one's not moving, the other one's not moving.
Oh yeah, I won't look at you if I can't hear you.
Yeah, but why do we care about it?
Bob is literally just about to have the club right now in Miami, brother.
No, you gotta lock your head.
I can't tell what Jesus is.
Oh, sweet.
No.
What the heck?
Hey.
Yo, look, it's a 32.
How did that race last night fast?
Because they got seven yards.
They have like stencils.
Oh.
Let's go
This is
This is a visual, bro.
They use OBS to move.
Ohhhh!
Ohhh!
You're not out here.
What the fuck?
You're not weird.
Oh my! You're just feeding them all!
I like this thing's game right now.
I'm grabbing another one.
Dude!
You just gotta hear.
I don't understand, bro.
Oh, that's crazy.
Are you crying?
Oh, Jason.
Damn, he's a citizen, man. Come on.
He's so fucking high.
to stop we get some air we need to get some air
I'm saying sad.
He's drinking another rice water.
Oh!
All right, I'm not letting them get the hell wrongs. I'll be back.
He's drunk!
He's drunk!
He got lit up.
I don't see where the bell is at.
How do you like that?
Thank you.
Well I don't know enough about that thing.
Like I just know what I want but I don't know like
at least I'm technical chair and I don't know shit.
So I'm not going to throw away my name.
B team. They said the B teams...
That weak ass tattoo, bruh.
What the fuck is that?
Wait, didn't he say his game pizza at damn?
Yeah.
He ordered two pizzas.
Taste mine.
What commercial is this?
I understand that.
I should have brought two years.
What the fuck is this?
Oh, shit.
I feel like I'm tweaking out.
Oh, it's nerd.
I'll go for hi.
I know.
What the fuck is this?
I shoulda like uh, can't be the muckas character.
I shoulda like a cover dance.
Oh Bradley.
Oh Matthew.
I can't be sure of it.
Oh, well, not so.
What's up?
What's up?
What's your name?
DJ.
I'll get the key.
Jerry.
Uh, get out there and bring it on.
We need that race.
Let's go.
Come on.
He's struggling now, John.
I don't want to let them think of God's honor.
Right on this.
You got to pull up on some more cities.
You'll be straightened out.
What is flesh chat?
No, you can cheat.
Yo, do you spin the alarm on my chat?
I'm gonna pour liquor in his mouth, though.
I'm insane.
Wait, what? Please, I have this.
Keeley?
Uh, uh, it's already 238 years of liquor.
We're three.
Okay, another one.
I feel like God.
Fuck, he's wonderful.
Just a guy.
Just a guy.
Just a guy.
Because I've said before, I'm an elderly.
I get our arms.
Because you're working now.
Before you go to office.
Yeah.
Because it's me, bro.
I'm a piece of shit.
I'm a piece of shit.
I'm a piece of shit.
What the fuck about most money?
We're lost, hands up.
That's what I'm going to get for it.
That's what I'm going to get for it.
One pizza, huh?
One tiny pizza.
He ordered himself, game.
That's four fucking pizzas.
I'm trying.
I'm going to go put the pizza back.
I'm going to go put the bag of bread.
Yeah, I like it.
I'm gonna do some t-shirt.
I'm serious.
I'm serious.
I'm serious.
I'm serious.
Come on.
Safety.
We need that safety, baby.
Get in there.
Get up.
Come on over.
Come on.
What is it?
Who's real to me?
No, Jason needs to eat a slice.
Oh, bro!
Hands in the slice, oh, slow.
That's a done one.
Okay, I ate.
Okay, I ate to some day.
I've been out for some time, I've had the secret of people starting to smoke and pop cigarettes.
What about a dick?
Oh my god, they suck.
What's the picture you're wearing now?
I'm a fieldman.
I'm a fireman.
I'm a sassy.
We know you don't get on that all the time, huh?
This game is ass.
Yeah, they just keep you in field, though.
If I see no Jews, I'm not seeing no rundowns, it's us down.
But what happened to football, man?
It's not a hundred-day charity fuck off.
the back.
As you feel.
Drake first.
Money.
Dizzy's drain.
Equal head defense.
Drain's been born.
I might just drain Drain's on.
Sorry.
He was getting close.
The great thing has been so spent up.
Wow, are they going to do anything?
They're missing opportunities.
We got that.
No, no, no.
They're going to go.
They're going to go.
Well, he's drunk.
It might be now.
He is drunk, then.
He might say something that he never even thought of saying to me.
Nope.
Oh, my God.
Okay.
That was not digs!
Four more minutes, it's a valenci jeans.
Your son is not playing at halftime.
You say so.
This is a very slow-paced game, Chad.
Maybe it picks up in a second half.
get him out of there.
God.
What are you, what are you, what are you back?
Um, see how it's amongst football, so I'm upright right now. How much?
Uh, three? So it's like a two-foot-five return?
Half-time box?
Bad chance, don't say the smoke.
What?
I had your chat up, gay.
Wait, hold on.
Oh, wait, hold on.
I see.
I don't want to.
I don't want to.
Diggs!
Fuck!
It's a fucking ghost!
Y'all want me to put this out of the way?
Oh, dude!
Like, who leads on the floor and on the mic?
I've never seen a man before.
Like, who leads on the floor and on the mic?
I said a guy on the couch.
Oh, no!
It's about speed where you gotta get too quick.
I did. Low key? I got this at all. Low key.
You see it?
Yeah, I got it.
Yeah, it's good.
It's that good.
Oh yeah, it should be fine.
I don't think it's going to stay in my grind, Will.
Boy, you're actually a goon.
What the fuck are you doing?
That's what I'm saying.
Hey, yeah.
What the fuck?
I'm sorry.
It's fine.
Oh, stop.
That's what I'm saying.
Why?
Yo, the eye contact was insane.
I just stared at me in my eye for like 15 seconds.
You didn't even believe that you were just doing that to me.
Now he's too good at that, too.
Like what the fuck?
Now you're dead, you're in the fucker fight.
Now we dead, all right.
He's going deep!
Yes!
Oh, Drake, mate!
She's embarrassing!
I'm back for you!
Tyler, part two request.
Wait, didn't you kiss Tyler?
No, no, no.
Don't you bother, man.
Don't you come on, listen, I'll tell you he looks.
That is because more than no one has seen about him.
That's what he did.
Hit him all the way down.
What are you asking about?
That's a dream job.
Y'all would forget to touch him.
I didn't have to slip it off.
I didn't tell him to.
You said I'm gone?
Yeah, you're high.
I'm gone, baby.
You're high.
You're high.
You're high.
That's it.
Oh my God.
All the way.
Oh, oh.
Oh my God.
Oh.
Oh!
It's not looking good dude,
it's not looking good at all, bro.
Were you on the vision?
No, I had a parlaying.
And it was literally all minus 500 lines.
What?
What do you mean by that?
It was like the easiest things
You know what's fucking worse?
Seriously, bro, what are the odds of winning that out of you?
I know, I feel it.
I can't see anything.
Oh
Black or red, he got it at least.
Yo, get these people off the stand.
I look like Tracy Morgan.
You see who I look like Tracy Morgan?
Damn.
Damn.
What's a Tracy Morgan's life?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Tracy Morgan, don't go.
Don't tell me it's black.
Black.
Black.
Black.
Black.
Black.
Black.
Black.
Black.
Black.
You can see him, y'all don't even get a $15.
I'm not talking to you, I'm not talking to you.
What the fuck, you little fuck?
Man!
No, no, no, that's not something I want.
How?
Yes, don't move.
No, that's not something I didn't get to get to.
I don't see it.
Okay!
Everybody out here, who wants to watch it now?
Read it, read it, read it, bug it.
Who's reading bug it on you?
How the fuck?
It was...
I don't want to see it on you.
It is either on my seat.
I'm trying to go on my kids, but...
I watch how you were being fooled of them.
Really?
You had multiple yesterday.
What are you talking about?
I'm gonna watch it.
I'm gonna show you how.
I'm gonna show you how.
Don't touch me with that.
It's not a fault.
Okay, so am I.
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Let's go!
Yo, they can't even take this thing a down, bro.
This thing of Kenneth Walker is a fucking thing.
Oh my God, yo.
Whoa, what?
I need to fill this.
I know.
It's burning.
I'm walking down here.
Blossoms in my hand being sorry.
I
My whole child's having that
What does that mean I took
Nobody
I swear to God, I'm gonna farm it up.
I'm gonna farm it up.
I'm gonna farm it up.
You're not.
Oh, right.
We didn't get a matter.
Let's farm it, bro.
I took a ton, ton, ton, ton seed.
I'm an Elrond and apparently I missed one.
What? How do you say a ton, ton, ton?
I don't know and it's pissing me off.
What did I miss?
The Patriots' score?
I
Do fat you fat fucking
All right, I think I don't give a fuck fuck Disney Landers
Maybe I'm fucking my pedophiles, bro.
Bro!
That's the truth.
That's probably the truth, bro.
I feel, I'm not believing that.
I believe that.
There's some weird shit online.
Yo, go on the road, look.
I don't care.
There's bigotry, there's changes.
Hey!
There's bigger problems in the world than fucking Disneyland.
I don't give a shit about it.
That's universal.
Fuck universal.
I don't believe it too hard.
Juan, what's this?
He ain't this dope, he ain't on a brand new mountain.
He's got you, man.
I knew Chad!
Chad!
I told you, wait!
Pops, it's a TV show.
Chad has a TV show?
They beat my dad.
It's actually good.
Really?
Yeah.
I know what you're saying.
This is the first time.
Do I drink another?
Yeah.
Give him a tissue.
I'll do it for our health and our health.
I'm not going to spill that.
I'm not going to spill it.
Should I drink another?
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Oh, you're shaking me up.
What the fuck?
Oh, it's intense.
Oh, wow.
I can't even feel it.
Wait, we got halftime after this?
Where's Toast?
My halftime so it's coming.
In, like, two minutes.
I can't even drive. Oh, my God.
What are you trying to do?
We're trying to have fun drinking and drunken, mate.
No, no, no, no.
Just watch your bed, buddy.
Zero points in the first half of Super Bowl? You're a fucking bum!
There you go.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
I ain't that brother. He's that brother. He's that brother.
GG's to the Patriots. I lost my first horse back. I lost it.
It's over. It's over.
I can't believe it. Six to zero.
That's what happens when you have a...
My parley would have hit.
I had a parley that it was gonna be like, 3-3 almost in the fucking first thing. It looks like it.
Obviously, it did.
I
Wait, who's bad buddy bringing out
I heard that Travis Scott's coming out. Is that true?
I heard it was Trav, Cardi B, and Plackboy Max might come out.
This game is GG's.
Now thank God my parlay on the floor is dead.
I fucking hate anyone who uses AI that fucking shit is disgusting we need we need to start paying real artists
Lacey uses A.O.
Lacey uses A.O.
Lacey is literally so good at method once you use A.O.
You go on there, you send the picture of yourself, it says you'll make a cartoon of yourself,
and title list is starting at 7 p.m. with this title.
It's free, and I'm going to get the five minutes I'm going to leave the trade for out with your poster.
Yeah, all persons will see this shit in full free.
Yeah, that's a good one.
How much is it for an ad now?
How much?
How much more I think?
Four more bottles.
He's in like eight mil?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
the chair yeah am I everything you need you better rock your body everybody yeah
It's not your body.
Yeah.
Everybody.
You're on my way.
Hey, how's it going?
Hey, how's it going?
How's it going, everybody?
You got a pretty guy shit.
I don't fuck on your body.
That's it.
Come on.
Boy, that's it.
That's all I got.
Boy, that's it.
That's all I got.
How you got a pretty guy shit?
They snatched him.
You made me breath up.
I don't know what he said.
I don't know.
They snatched him.
They gonna take our wallet.
They smash!
Motherfuck! Motherfuckin'
Eight million for a fucking ad?
Bro, pay me eight million, I'll shit my dick on this fucking camera.
That's worth thirty seconds, right?
That's worth thirty seconds.
Think about it, all the words are way less.
That's just fucking bullshit.
That's just fucking bullshit.
Damn.
It's still 6-0, I think that should hurt Jay, by the way, the little two-drop.
He's got a little stick, he's laying down.
He's good though, he's laying down now though.
His last message was make sure they know that they should smile.
And he said,
Hey, that's that boy Cooper Cup! Smile!
And be positive.
He's just the body cannot metabolize that.
He wanted y'all to smile, that was it.
In other news, we're probably going to see like some ass-beam shakes.
Listen, nothing happened.
Wait!
Coinbase official with the Hunter Gifted!
Oh, I missed 100 too.
What?!
My Coinbase, everybody needs a Coinbase.
Wait, I don't have a 100 gift-
Coinbase, stop!
Coinbase, Swiss-N-T-S-S-S-S-T-T!
Yo Coinbase!
Yo Coinbase, Swiss-N-T-S-S-T-T, we were in order!
Wait, Coinbase!
Coinbase, Swiss-N-T-S-S-S-S-S-T, we were in order!
You go alone?
I don't know, but he needs to be 100!
Hey!
Hey!
That means Coinbase!
That means Coinbase!
You know what?
They hung your bag down to the police.
Hey, what?
Shout out to Coinbase!
Hey, hey, hey!
Is that a...
No, no, no!
Coinbase, we saved your fucking heart!
Hey, Gilly, I'm gonna get it, though.
Gilly, you got the opener?
I
actually miss nothing wait wait wait wait wait wait did y'all just do an ad
Oh my God, he's got it Oh my God, he's got it Cooper. I was going to
It's complete. It's complete.
It's hit and touch the ground. Damn.
Not even a great choice.
Oh, let's...
Get the pass.
Get the Mack Holland. Catch them all at all.
Get the LPG. Get the Bersword.
Get the straight bank.
Man, fuck, tongue, tongue, tongue, and fuck the Super World.
So
Fifty seconds had some on some on my
New England starts with the ball by the way, it's still six to nothing
What is this?
What the hell is this?
The agent's become an action...
That's what I'm saying.
Wait, there is. There is no film.
There's fucking nothing going on.
Let me get some points for it.
This is what could be.
Yeah, every hundred people got to take a piece of film with us, so...
You and I are black bulls. No Simon, no game, no quantities.
Oh, wait, what is it?
I'm not even kidding. I'm real fat.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
I don't know.
Say what?
The camera, because there's like,
I mean,
I feel like the frame,
there's like half the frame missing.
I mean, like, where are we going to move this towards?
Like, this one. Yeah, so we're more centered.
Huh? Yeah.
I'll get in the wash because I'll sit right here.
Let me sign me, y'all.
I just want to show outside.
Here we go, 33.
What's the war got to fight it?
I can guarantee that everyone loves that just for our team's outcome.
Gilly come fight it?
Oh!
Oh!
Where's your guys?
Oh!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, he played with Baguette's on?
Wait, he got, he got, he got.
Now he's broken up.
Is that a PB?
Or did, did, did that hit him in his hand?
Wait, Chad, you gonna play with Baguette's on?
Yeah.
He's not playing around with Braver.
Huh?
Oh my god, I'm so proud of you college and your kids.
Oh, you almost hit 10.
Are the new fucking iPhones only on?
Yeah, do we all only have one iPhone?
No, I got a late one.
Ay, fucking young.
Now we got to watch the fucking hour after.
Thank you, guys.
The kicker's the only happy key.
Nine up!
All right, give it up for my top performance, y'all.
Hey, I'm not lying.
And I have money that I have so people shaking their butt.
Drink me a glass of wine.
I got to stop eating food.
This is my last day eating.
Ever?
No.
This is the first time I've been eating
this great breakfast at West Seattle.
You're eating this.
This is bad.
Check out the other side of the aisle there.
You have to pass out a zealot poise, bro.
They really don't sit right there.
They don't sit right there.
Shout out to Corby for the hunger, though.
How did they do that?
I'm not saying that man, I'm that serious.
No, they didn't.
Yeah.
Whole tax commercial.
That's why he was Robin Hood.
I'm going to ask about the black ones.
Coinbase is the only one who makes you file out here.
Taxes and votes.
Now you have to pay taxes by the way.
It was a smart one.
Just want to point that out.
You can't illegally go around taxes at Coinbase.
You know what?
I just want to point out, if Robin costs him $0 to make it,
They're only paid for the squad, and they just live there.
We can dive taxes on a lot of local places.
You can't own swimming pools.
They take your money.
Don't ask for a ride.
Yeah, let's go school then.
I'm not trying to get sick.
Oh, wait.
Thank you for the song.
Yeah, if you've done a...
What's that, a skinny queen?
What?
Not talking to you.
I hear him throwing a scott!
That's a f***ing f***ing pop out.
Six seconds, y'all.
Why don't they go for a Hail Mary?
Zero points in the first half!
Hey, I want some dough! Drake made!
Wow, Dr. Drake May. Zero passing touchdowns in the last fucking six quarters in the playoffs.
Somehow we have to see my other team and so on. We asked team. Steal the sheet.
Bad buddy man, who's over there?
I got a feeling I got to go sub over here and fuck around.
Could be a drink in any second half masterclass though, you know what I mean?
The whole internet just fucking rubs your opinions.
Just listen to music and shut up.
Holy shit.
Wait, wait, uh, I'm talking about a car?
Yeah, I got it.
Well, yeah, I don't really understand that.
We don't know the rest of this shit, hold on.
There he goes.
Are you glad?
Why would you do it?
Because you're a half time chump.
You're a half time chump.
You're a new half time chump.
I'm gonna be above the phone right now.
Let's see if you're half time chump.
I'm trying to walk the fucking half time chump bro.
I'm gonna walk the way.
I'm gonna see you.
I'm gonna turn this over so you can still look at me later.
Who's the young one?
Okay, we'll see you around to the show.
Yeah, look at those horse balls, y'all, they're putting fries in a bottle.
I've seen them all pouring into the shoes.
Yeah, these horns are circular things, they're pretty stiff.
We bet it's a game.
You know our game, we're buying them on the tour.
I got fries in my chest.
I don't think we're gonna win.
I'm gonna give them a little bit more.
Now I can hear them, y'all.
Damn.
I really want to talk to you.
I'm right now, I'm right now, all I need to add back, all I need to do is walk past, bro.
Oh, yes!
Yeah!
I'm gonna get the people they want, I'm gonna get the people they want.
They found my hand.
Oh, no!
They've got my hand with the planter for it.
And he's going crazy!
Sing it!
You've been a mess and so far
I'm sick of you
So don't lie
So though you are my darling
Hey, yeah, look
Wherever I stay, you're dead
I can't, I'm no god
Cause it was the cause
You're the song that I know you're born by then
Hey, me, hey, me, something that you dare
Hey, can you hear you like these are chemists
So now I'm gonna bring my dog
Bring it down, bring it down
Bring it down, bring it down
Bring it down, bring it down
Bring it down, bring it down
Bring it down, bring it down
I thought you were the one, but you got all the sex
No, I get all the music
For my sister's past
Man, you should fuck with these people
I need your best friend to tell you where to meet her
Hide in the past, fuck you with people
In front of me, I'm gonna meet her
Bitch, you really did me wrong, beautiful
I didn't think you were something with the boys
They said I'm wrong, I ain't gonna check
I just want you to fuck with pussy
Bitch, you are a bitch, I don't know what you're doing
So I'm gonna tell you where to use
Moving ass shoes, I thought it's too much
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
OK, ready?
Yes, yes, yes.
OK.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
That's enough of this shit.
Oh.
That was a close one, so great.
You're coming to, you're coming to Hottetown Show,
that was the pre-Hottetown Show.
That was the pre-Hottetown Show, yeah.
Oh my god, so I'm not gonna lie how much calories did I just eat today?
Oh my god, that's so positive.
Bro, is it good?
I don't know.
Wow, that's normal.
Let's see what's that.
Maybe it's a little lighter.
I'm fat.
I'm fat.
I'm fat.
I'm fat.
I'm fat.
I'm fat.
I'm fat.
I'm fat.
I'm fat.
I'm fat.
I'm fat.
I'm fat.
I'm fat.
I'm fat.
I'm fat.
Before the half time show starts man
Look at this fucking view man
You can't really see much but
Life's fucking great, bro. I mean look at this shit. It's beautiful
So fucking beautiful out man
Bro, I was doing so good for four days, and I just ate some bullshit today
But I thought today's a cheat day because it's super low now. Yeah, so I'm okay
I feel fine, bro. I think I'm gonna lose weight anyway, like.
I'm only a little bit strong.
I kinda want to walk a little.
Every day's a cheat day, bro. It's not true. I've been going to the gym.
I got a lot of girls up there who love them all.
Oh, shit.
Wait, how are they for me?
Hey, Reed, you better put the hat-taps up.
They were fucking with the new dance I know.
Wait, what's on his head?
I got a parley, try to stop him and get out.
That's bullshit.
Wait, oh, what the fuck? Where's the ad?
That was a 10-billion.
I don't understand what he's saying.
What's he saying?
I'm a little confused. I don't know the lyrics. I don't know what he's saying.
I know this song, but where's the stage we can't
They sort of do that a sex or something
I gotta have sex to bad bunny
Look up, who's this?
Party B!
There it is!
The girl's taking ass, I love my girlfriend, Tadah Boba.
I got my product.
Hey!
What the fuck were they doing?
I don't understand it, but I mean, it's fire.
This is the first time I've seen like this Super Bowl like...
Yeah, that is really good.
It's the first time I've seen this superbowl do this much shit. Oh, it's that twerking music
I don't understand it I bug with it
I only know one song my bad bunny
Wait, how do they do these cameras? It's pre-recorded. No
I'll go say
A pre-recorded half-time show, though.
Okay.
Come to the Luz D.
Hold on.
I know that song.
You gotta zoom in on me.
This is great.
It's too bad.
That's dead heat.
That's a good one.
That's our song.
That's dead heat, right?
How much you think he got paid?
None, not a lot.
No, they don't pay too much.
Not one year's pay for two of you at a time.
Really? So much promotion?
Yeah.
They give you a big money.
They gotta pay stable and all of it, dude.
I'm sorry.
Hold on.
Wait, this is bad running, son?
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Yeah
What's going on?
If they can't get married at the Super Bowl, what is that, a needle?
Lady Gaga.
Lady Gaga?
Lady Gaga?
Lady Gaga?
Lady Gaga.
Lady Gaga.
Lady Gaga.
Lady Gaga.
Lady Gaga.
Lady Gaga.
Lady Gaga.
Lady Gaga.
Wait, is that lady doing that?
Someone might think so much.
Oh, it's time.
It's my turn!
I'm gonna stop.
I
She has such an amazing voice.
It's someone's pay to get married.
No, I think it's part of the story of the show I think.
Because you saw someone propose to the lady and then they would say, I'm married.
Oh my god, I'm gonna get to finish it with that one song and it's gonna be like, take fixes with your family.
I know that's the reference.
They're like, spend time with your family.
Click on a parado, don't click on a fish attack.
That's a risky shot right there.
He made this one too?
Is this sample the one that poppin' or is that his fault?
Very cool.
Did you know me and Jeffy think he's alright?
I wonder how this looks to me arena.
This is all your fault.
This is very much...
This is very much...
This is very much...
This is very much...
This is very much...
This is very much...
This is very much...
I need something.
I need something.
Sometimes you gotta be done with that.
You can't just do it.
I gotta be something.
Crazy.
I never said it.
I know you're not like me.
I'm like you.
I'm like you.
I'm like how old were you, Brad?
I had to be like all over.
It's like a bunch of people have to meet in safety.
They're not fucked up.
We're not cheating.
The game's gonna flip this out.
We'll watch the class.
Okay!
Yeah, there was a lot. Let's see.
Trivac, we're gonna smoke weed.
That's a green!
Oh, he brought a cigarette.
That's a green!
That's a green!
Yeah, he's the one.
That's a green!
Oh
This guy's cool
He's fake sexy
I don't even want to open Twitter right now, why are you trying to make a halftime show political?
Like just...
The top is better than the top
You're the solo team, no, no
But the fact that I'm so so
But the thing that I'm so
Hey, hey, we are one team
We are the one team
The fact that I'm so
But the thing that I'm so
Hey, hey, we are one team
We are the one team
We are the one team
Yes!
I'm a little crazy, man.
I was high up in there.
Did you have a big part on the telephone pole?
I always believe it.
Man, the asshole people are off to the scene, y'all.
No, is it? How did he jump in?
I don't have a voice to help me.
Oh, there's a light.
Hey, my wife is a racist!
I think this was absolutely wrong.
We shot all the countries.
You said all the country?
Okay, that was fun.
Woo!
Yes!
Of course, JD!
He's a mad player.
Now that was up.
You got to put a ball against that.
She's down.
She's down to the music.
I mean, that's what's important to keep playing.
They don't get hit at all.
Slap, slap.
That was on a pretty good time.
I mean, I got to be pretty true to us.
I feel like something should be going on.
It's going to be a good time.
I'm going to be nice.
That was a really good time.
Wait, they're about to bring out one more person. Get ready chat. Blackboy Max about to end her.
There are two more people out here kid. Let's go.
Let's go chat.
Can you guys do me a favor, bro? Like, not make everything political, bro.
I'm just trying to watch it's super cool, bro.
Just enjoy the music. If you don't like it, you don't like it. If you like it, you do like it.
Just don't type it. If you don't like it, type it. You know what I'm saying? It's like, you can do it.
I learned to just be happy, man.
There's people.
That was pretty cool, that was pretty cool.
I think it was better than the Kendrick's.
What?
I think it was better than Kendrick's last year.
Kendrick's last year was just trying to make it about drinks, but yeah, to be honest.
He didn't play enough of a good song.
If I tell you that he played only this shit that was popping right now.
Yeah, from G&S.
Yeah, he said a place in South.
Kendrick's is horrible. I mean Kendrick's was literally just doing the Drake shit.
Like, ultimately the Fox shit.
He just capitalized only on not like us, literally. That was like...
And he had some bangers too.
Was that one? Did you do that?
No, I thought the only one he did was Sizzler.
It's a little
Remember
Everyone smile
Everybody smile put a smile is that Mike Tyson?
Wait, so should I should I cash out my bet?
I mean I'm gonna lose my money
Yeah, the Tom Brady
What if Tom Brady comes out
That's my Tyson my Tyson is the coolest you know
Wait, I'm so confused is meta that big
Wait they changed the Facebook
How much money was metta bought out
Oh, yeah, that's some weird shit going on for sure.
I mean, Metta, Metta, man, can you guys hate me?
I love you.
I love Metta.
I love Metta, man.
Remember when they hate us?
She got two commercials?
I don't know.
I mean, it's the same for her.
No, but that one was on the second one.
That's fucking crazy.
I'm not even trying, bro.
Remember when we did a Metta deal?
Yeah, they said that one was going to get the money for it and I've seen it come.
What do you think?
What do you think?
Allegedly.
All right.
Um...
Take my...
My...
My...
My...
I should have bet...
Yo, yo, yo, I'm looking for a better wager.
That guy from that comes on the TV.
All right!
I think he's on the vet journal.
He's actually have a commercial but I'm not gonna lie. You really did he spent eight million dollars on a commercial
It's eight million dollars. Oh fuck no
30 seconds I love the views on that commercial. I don't think he would do that
I'm not gonna lie like I know he's got money but eight million to spend on a commercial you got to get like a sponsor for that
You look you got nice legs. I'm trying to see what's in between them
They're saying Rock Nation is coming out.
I don't know bro.
I y'all been enjoying the Super Bowl so far, Chet.
I'm not gonna lie, it's a full Super Bowl, but it's like, there hasn't been much going on.
I think I'll watch a soccer right now.
No, I'm not playing Hyde or the World Cup.
I'm gonna make a lot of things.
What do you mean, hell no?
What are all your support?
I'm not gonna be getting any high Spain this year.
I think...
I think they're gonna be Spain or Germany.
They're shit.
I love you guys.
Spain, Germany, and France.
All the way to Wilson, right?
Yeah.
Right, I got that right.
There's fine shit again.
Why are they all saying Germany question mark?
You should make a ride.
You're dead for a ride.
Oh my God, go to bed?
What are you saying?
The last night.
Wait, what movie is it?
I don't know.
Yo, not even trying to be on...
I don't want to sound like I'm a hater, but bro, these commercials just suck.
Am I trippin'?
You know, watch it.
I am watching that.
No, you're trippin' and you're not watching it.
No, bro.
They're like four years ago, five years ago, the commercials were crazy.
There was like one good commercial.
Okay, name the brand of the good commercial that you saw.
Like from what, a year?
From four or five years ago.
The one that egos played when they won their Super Bowl.
There was the Egos commercials?
Yeah, the Doritos had good ones,
Coca-Cola used to have great ones.
What was it though, if it was so good?
I mean, I could find it.
Do you remember any commercials on top of your head?
The only one that I remember is Puppy Must Be Baby.
The only guy that got this shit off my screen.
I don't know if I remember any other time on my head.
The Poppy commercial, that one was pretty bad.
It's cool, but like
I'm talking about like iconic
That's I'm saying it's like yeah, but there used to be commercials where it was like
I'm just saying like there used to be commercials that like everyone would talk about like
I feel like there isn't any right now
I usually do it like before half time or after half time like the crazy
The thing
Yeah, like after the time slot. I wonder how much money is after half time
Isn't that a riddle
Apparently there's a spot in the world that he has like a ball and like there's guards there. It's not what it is
I don't know and like in the commercial
I think it's got like a vault there though or something.
You can see he has like guards.
Ta Ta James.
What have you said?
Hey, hi.
What have you said?
What have you said?
The Riddles, the 3-7-1-2 Broad lawn.
Okay, this is a check.
At least I didn't show that.
So, are titles the homeless?
We got kicked out.
What do you think, homeless or not?
Take them up on the...
I gotta learn Spanish this year. I want to learn how hard is it to learn Spanish?
What's the hardest language to learn
I
Don't think I say
I'm not even on that
Who you talking to?
Stop dude
So I'm not a cat you shit
Loki, I want to go outside and check out the view.
Haka, I'm out of here.
Yo, how about my shit room?
Can I pause?
Look at his view right now.
Crazy, you want to go to Rod's Inches?
He was a scene, man.
This is Loki, like, so peaceful.
I know.
How would you sit here and sit there?
Let me put it up there.
Let me shut the door.
Let me shut the door.
This is so beautiful.
You can see here the birds chirping.
You can see a little bit of the sea, the clouds of sky, the sun.
Look at the plane, Rafa, look at that toast.
Look how beautiful it is.
This is like what it's all about.
Imagine the view from that one house we toured on which we had that house.
That house was so nice.
It was the nicest house.
Wherever we move next, where we gotta have a view.
I know, we just go outside.
What are you doing?
Am I even kidding? Having a view like this is just like...
Am I even kidding? Where you shear the birds.
You shear the birds, bro.
They're so peaceful.
Oh, yeah, I know don't worry about it. You're gonna win your bet only one thing has happened wait. What is your bet?
Sam Darnold 175 yards. How many is that 88 he's gonna be there. He's a hundred less than a hundred
Yeah, Drake may passing touchdown
Not a first down
Seth on digs four catches and he's won. Oh, yeah, that one's cucked that one might be cucked
You're gonna watch out here now
I love you when I use miscarriage.
Are they a four?
Thank you.
You can get all of us in the frame with it.
Alright, I need the Patriots to score two touchdowns.
Great thing.
He's actually bad, I'm sorry. I don't care.
I don't care anymore. I actually don't care.
For a rise, bro. He is, the lights are too bright for him.
I'm serious.
They need to put in CJ Dipper, I'm not kidding.
Don't ever lose CJ Dipper and dang your life.
Oh, okay, okay, okay, yes
Yeah, what do you want?
Oh my god. Oh my god. I just gotta touch my legs about a change CJ Dipper is apparently playing
I need a touchdown by CJ Dipper. It's a
9999 x
That's not the guy.
Bring it on.
What is that?
Wait, it's a what?
Let's switch the bad guy.
It's a 9,991.
It's a 9,999 axis.
CJ Dipper gets two touchdowns.
He hasn't made a single touchdown, but he's 16-1.
Quiet, sirs and chaps!
This is a six on how to do anything.
Yeah, they suck. I'm not kidding.
Fuck, bro.
Hell, Patriots in the chat.
I was saying this was a good part. What do you do?
Well, Keith, you guys look good, bro.
Can I ask a very good question?
Go ahead.
If they punt the ball like that, and they recapture it,
they get to intercept it.
If you think it touches the other team,
it's not a fair catch. They can be tickable.
Got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it.
who's not the longest chicken history how many yards
none of them are you guys know every player's name in his stats I don't get it
I guess I kind of can understand it because I knew every Fortnite player
Yeah, if you're watching, you know.
Dave Hornado had 11 kills in FNCS.
No, he had 12.
He has had 11. Take him out and get carried.
He was the third best player. Avery had 17.
I know he had 22.
Pretty sure, something like that.
We're CJ Dipper, my home chat's asking.
That's a great pass.
Who had the best half-time show ever?
You think it was Rihanna?
Yeah, that's a great pass.
That's a fucking good pass.
I said, wait, say too little.
I think it was Michael Jackson.
He's played in a half-time show?
I thought he's...
Yeah, it's not modern, man.
That was a lot.
It's her aegis.
I don't know the exact date.
They've been years.
He's over.
He's over!
He's over!
He's over!
He's over!
Ain't no fucking way Santa Claus is rannin' for a first down.
He has had Santa Claus down for like six months.
Amazing fact, once, twice, and then he jukes out the line.
He's jukes out the line.
He's not bad at all. He's like 30, 30.
So my bad guy might start driving right now.
I feel so bad.
Are you so bad?
Are you dead? Yeah, this game's over.
I'm about to drive home to no power, no internet, no fucking water.
Like, this is depressing.
We're about to go home with fucking flashlights on.
like this is sad these guys have all max contracts of hundreds of millions of
dollars bro I'm gonna say here at Vegas what sells every ten minutes
this is fucked this is not cool this is bullshit
this is fucking stupid
this is the mortars bro
I guess I can't do it during your know
fucking Drake May all he's doing is flopping
I
I
Swear to God if they are they is the defense is non-existent
I don't know what I mean bro look at this
I
Like this is like I should get your feel
You got money on a game
Wait
One and a half
Yo listen, the Patriots have came back before 28 points in a quarter on the map. They could do it again.
That's the OBSU.
Yeah, they had Tom Brady.
They don't need Tom Brady. They have Drake May.
Tom Brady all that way the license plate
We got this all thing to do professor
You know how like in NBA
It's like who should go Michael Jackson's
and Ron's days like Michael Jordan come and crush
There's a debate and football there's no good thing
Tom Brady go all night too
They did have a stable run
Tom Brady, two, three
There's been like the gap between Tom Brady
and what else
is issues
Not even close
It's not even close
I think Aaron Rodgers is a better quarterback.
I know Aaron Rodgers.
Tom Brady has, you know Tom Brady has more rigs than every NFL organization in the market.
That's awesome.
No, it's not.
Ow, there's been 60.
Tom Brady has been into the group.
More rigs, you get every culture.
Oh yeah.
Ow, seven rigs, that's 60 games.
That means there's 53 rigs.
Tom Brady has more rigs.
It's been a 53 combined.
It doesn't make any sense.
I'm not a lot I'm lost
How did you get that burden to rate?
You know my little one-handed guy?
No, no, no, no.
I got the ball.
That's right.
Don't catch that ball.
You suck.
Get the sticks right there.
I need it.
Yeah, that's my ball.
Yo, their rate is so good.
I'm pretty excited.
What are you talking about?
How did you get the field over here?
Ah!
I didn't see the difference.
Yeah, I see through the backs and the box.
Yeah, look at this.
You hope you almost had that.
I had the question.
I got the question.
Oh, let's go another field goal. This is a fun Super Bowl
So fucking cringe
I think you need another beard.
I want to go drive.
The lack of the teachers make this show a bit of a mess.
Oh, it's like two score games, yeah.
And the majors are probably in the ball.
I look at my Instagram and I see a bunch of
Rekai hitting a girl on my Instagram.
Like, bro, what is this?
My life is terrible.
I'm not even sure.
Super Bowl would have been way better
as the Ravens were.
What? It's true.
Lamar Jackson is way
The way they were entertaining, uh,
quarterback and Sam Darnold, fucking straight man.
They get a screen-type gift for the Super Bowl chat.
Was that the first time somebody got a Super Bowl?
I think they did, sort of, but it was...
I mean, sorry, but what are these commercials?
Uh, you should get a commercial next year.
Bro, this is a fucking chat GPT commercial, like, bro, like,
pay real artists!
Yeah, you know what it is, bro.
Google fighters, all of their toys.
It was 40 years old, but they were...
They were up like 34 to 0, I'm not sure.
It's a nice idea, I like the deal.
Bro, whatever house you get next to it, this view is beautiful.
Where did they see you go?
I think he's on a sell-out.
Yeah, he's taking a week back.
Oh, wait a minute, I've got a good commercial, hold on.
You can't say what I'm wrong, no.
I'm not a stranger.
I'm a stranger.
I'm a stranger.
I'm a stranger.
I'm a stranger.
I'm a stranger.
Is this A.I.?
Yeah.
Is this A.I.?
You're not the Jordan.
It looks like it.
It's A.I.
I'm a stranger.
It's so bad now.
They were the same suckin' with...
They were the same right, no?
Yeah, roughly one in eight men would be gotten to the same...
No, that's not...
At rock! At rock!
How did this become a prostate cancer?
What the fuck?
Because they wouldn't have...
What?!
What the fuck am I watching?
How did this become a prostate cancer?
I'm just...
It was.
It looked like some of it was.
I'm not sure what's the last thing I'm doing.
Here we go.
Drake may have max all-way to catch us.
I've had a good start and I'm good.
That's all I need.
But Drake may only have 48.
Placing needs fucking 4 passing touchdowns.
Passing touchdowns is great.
And I don't even have time for that.
Oh, she's playing shitty.
Listen
So not a learner
My part of the age group of club 15 yours was jails and see y'all 20 line those are green
Sam's Arnold 200 yards. You got like 140
And I guess I'll fuck you
Matt Collins
You need Tom Brady sitting back doing my dammit, I want to say blood?
Kind of, probably. There it is, dad.
He's got a hundred mil, right?
No, because he became part owner of the Raiders.
You know, a hundred mil a year for your podcast?
No, no.
Woo!
He's got a hundred mil a year, I guess so.
He's got like a ten-year deal with Vox for like one hundred and eighty million.
It's like, it has one game already.
like he can't play
not he called him the dark side
he called him the
the what
the what
yeah
yeah
yeah
he's good as shity ass
what is this
this is the third quarter
how much money does the NFL make
billions of dollars
so is this
More popular than the World Cup?
Absolutely not.
Not even close.
It's like, what is it?
Two billion people watch the World Cup?
Yeah, around that.
Is that crazy?
The World Cup is like 30 times the size of the NFL.
Yeah, it is nice.
I didn't even know there's that many fucking humans on the set.
You said there's 200 million people in the fucking arena.
I was about to say, what the fuck?
I don't even know if it's 200 million.
It's probably like 100 or something.
Yeah
You're a fucking dog shit player
So that's a
Oh
fact
Doesn't make any sense
I've been on the Patriots so I'm just trying to double my money.
Ooh, Tarot!
My Clark!
My Clark!
That's him, you know what that is?
Ooh, the Minyamal!
That was the Minyamal, I know what that is.
Damn, he must have got paid.
That was not even a second he was in the commercial block.
That's Trevor Nolan. You know what went on your show?
It's Turkey.
You know what I was doing when I was taking the ball?
You?
You can, oh my gosh, you're sleeping.
No, no, no, no, you're too low, I like that you were too low.
That's it, what?
No, no, no, no.
I don't know.
My roommate showed up with me all the time.
I was out like some kind of support.
There he is.
I didn't know him.
How much money does he spend on me?
I was like, I don't know.
I think he recently renewed his contract.
Mark?
He's fired.
And I went on a show with him and he came up to me.
What's up?
And then I put my foot in the car.
That's so crazy.
Yeah, we're not going to be showing bad ads.
Another ad for Poppy.
Is that Poppy?
No, nobody called ladies.
Nobody called ladies.
It's Poppy that big of a brand?
No, it's pop.
I was like...
It's like Alex Hurls here.
It was like, yo, you know what, fuck, I'm not gonna 100,000 on the big shoot, and I'm an ice-three muscle.
Player versus player.
I'll get out of here.
What the fuck is wrong with you, Silky?
You know I bet on the Pacers.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Why would you even say some shit, man?
Oh my god, that's Ariana Grande.
That's not crazy.
He's like, oh, that girl, that girl!
You know, he went out the way, like, yeah.
We have many more people watching.
Do you think the Super Bowl ever, like, grows?
Or do you think it goes down?
What do you think the most watched Super Bowl has ever done,
or do you think it levels up every year?
I don't know.
I wonder what hit him in the top of the watch.
What was the most watched Super Bowl ever done?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
What was the most watched Superboy?
That's a good question.
It probably was Tom Brady's Superboy.
I've had this in my life.
When did Tom Brady retire?
Not that long.
Like four years ago?
What's he was doing?
Uh, 21.
He was out on the left.
And that's the last one you wanted?
Uh, I got him one, and then he played and got eliminated in the conference championship.
Right?
Yeah.
I guess we're at it.
You retired after that?
They're looking at the hole.
They're tapping out the letter.
You don't scare them.
They just get blown!
That's a good play.
They're inside the park now.
They're inside the park.
They just got to do something on offense.
They're defencing so well.
How do I not read my chat and the first message I read is
I decide then to eat.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Come on.
Come on.
I think I fried those mice are so much
like frog really
it's good I think it's gonna make so much sugar
it's gonna make so much sugar in this one
it's gonna be good
yeah bro fries
fries
I
Turn down
The magic get a big ass cup on your toe or the palm of your foot you gotta run that's the ammo sitting around
I don't know where he is man.
He looks like he's got a pain though.
He looks like he's got a pain.
Alright, they threw down a pain.
The pitcher's gonna stop you or you're good huh?
Ooh, they're not.
The man who used to study at Toast's,
how long do you get to play?
They hit it all the time.
Like they're so behind.
What's he playing?
They stopped you?
Yeah.
That's the one.
Let me get a bad college catch for 15 yards.
I'm not laughing.
The man who used to play in the Super Bowl
the next day and the night before
you still use Toast's 900,
2 of them come up and they go to the hospital.
So I'm not gonna give you money.
I'm not gonna give you money.
I just don't, I don't understand.
Cowboys are not like that.
You have been mad as hell.
You've been friends with a patron Super Bowl couple years ago.
That's what you're mad at.
Alive?
You could come off the edge, you know?
Please!
We're the love of fucking God!
Fucking, get the ball and just somehow run.
Touchdown.
I'm saying, that's a little gun.
Now run.
Oh!
Oh!
No, what do you guess?
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Fight!
Wait, wait.
Now that's a little bit crazy.
That's the most offense we've seen.
Bro, they got like 50-something on the offside.
That was like.
That's technically the best fucking career in history.
No, give that to him.
No, he's not a dead man.
Oh my gosh.
Everyone's looking at me like, oh, catch the ball.
Yes, it's when I won it.
We're all like, something.
fucking out of town
like what is the point of them they did a teaser for that commercial
I'll take him out ladies and gentlemen.
Whoa that's kinda tough.
Wait, low-key ring up is over tougher than that.
That's not what she's so into.
Is that real?
There's no way to ring up.
They get like, detected from dogs?
I don't see any of that.
That's a weird attack, I'm like alive.
Hey, stay in the center baby.
Stay in the center.
You are so angry.
I watched this yesterday.
You're ashamed that the Olympics put out a fucking weird symbolism.
The boy with the black flag is an angel.
You saw that shit last night?
Yeah.
It was just on the 3-5-2.
The boy with the crosshair.
There you go.
It was a horror movie.
Yeah.
He said it was a symbol of a subredeem order.
What about soccer tour?
No, no, no, no, no.
What the hell?
What the fuck?
No!
Look at the chick!
Get out of the ring, bro!
W. Morris, man.
Wait, what if the horse just steps out of it?
It's right here.
Where's he headed, though?
It's the stable.
So much for the AI.
That's the stable.
It's the stable.
It's the stable.
He's been waiting for the horse.
He's the stable.
Man, the flaw.
And where's SLG?
Where is he?
What's SLG's symbol?
The heart.
Something to solve.
What?
Oh, my god.
It's the stable flaw.
I don't know.
We got a big dog.
Bro, look.
I'll let the dog.
We got to return the people.
Honestly, every time I've done that...
No, I'm not saying that!
I'm just saying that!
There you go!
It doesn't even make sense!
That's good!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
That was hard!
That was kind of tough.
I can't do it.
Can you like, like, just help the safe, bro?
I need you some way to re-running up, right?
They look at you.
Already caught it?
Please! What?!
What are you doing?!
You're a fucking retard!
I don't care! I don't care!
I don't care!
What are they doing?
Why the fuck did he do that?
What are they doing?
Like what?
Oh my God, oh my God.
Even 23 year old retard.
Fuck your rookie contract.
You don't deserve this position.
He's so stupid.
Look how old he is.
Oh my God.
I'm going to say a slug.
Oh my God.
I got nothing else to say.
That's crazy.
Oh my God.
Look at him.
Look at him.
Look at him.
Look at him.
Look at him.
Look at him.
Look at him.
Look at him.
Look at him.
Look at him.
Look at him.
Look at him.
Look at him.
I
Cannot believe that
Not even trying every time he has
Now I know what's happening to you, God.
And I'm drinking.
What I'm gonna drink? What I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna go say Barber Set and I will go to a...
Oh my God!
I almost dropped that.
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God! Oh my God!
I gotta drink. I gotta drink. I gotta drink.
Is there... No, that's just garbage.
It's not working.
It's not a free dollar.
The fucking patients are just got a kid's bench in the yin-yang Yahu again, bro. What's going on?
This is so fucking stupid, bro.
I'm dead serious. Do some type of fucking ritual or something. I need my money here.
Fuck.
Drastic party still big?
Drastic party still big?
Drastic party still big?
Drastic party still big?
Drastic party still big?
Drastic party still big?
Drastic party still big?
How is it an extremely cool song?
It's a place you do it and getting nagged for it.
Wow, it's teaching me.
Well, I can shoot, but I think you put Farley on my sub-patriot.
Farley has a great voice.
Ladas.
I've never heard of something like this.
Hey, take that hand out.
Man.
I'm pissed.
I don't even know what's going on in this fight.
Thank you for all the subs today, Chad.
I know I have a red on you, so thank you.
You're subsating me. You trust me something?
Rick's cracker.
What did you just call me?
No, it's Cracker.
What?
It's a cracker.
Commercial look.
He wants to show me a cracker.
Stop calling me that, bro.
Oh yes.
Watch it.
Come on.
Oh my god.
Oh, fucking high-spanked actor.
What was that?
Actress.
No man.
Let's get this guy out of here.
He's an actor.
I'm a first-team.
First-team?
I'm a first-team.
He's a high-spanked actor.
What did she do?
I mean, I don't know.
Hey, how you been dressed, Mark?
What?
What?
I'm sure she's an agent in every film.
What?
What?
I mean, Scarlett Johansson?
What?
Get him out of here.
Absolutely the same, Studer.
Who will get the keys?
Why is everyone's gonna be GG now?
She just got me my job.
She just got me my job.
Can we see like a Calvin Klein like fucking an underwear commercial and talk like Mars pop out or something?
I'm trying to get sexy.
I mean, we're watching the Super Bowl on Peacock.
Are we?
Yes.
We're going to get Streebees.com.
Is it NeckStreebees.com?
We know.
Show me something
Show me the pressure
Are you?
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you
Thank you, bro
I mean, thank you, it's my fucking team taking down right now
I don't know
Oh, no
Uh-oh
Is somebody in here?
There is no light
No
Wait, you wanna make it to the smokes?
No
Damn
Wait a minute is the ritual
They're gonna get a touchdown before the thing goes off.
I'm not gonna lie.
Can the offense do something?
I'm not gonna lie.
Can the offense do something?
Are you listening?
There's a ritual that's happening.
Not a scene.
A star player goes down and something's gotta happen.
H.A.T.S. gotta come back.
Despite that 30.
I asked for it to kiss Benjamin.
What was happening?
That's good for him.
That is the offense that's playing over here.
Now it's my duty.
Y'all ready?
Yep.
I don't even know what I'm gonna look like.
I didn't see shit in this up.
Watch intersection somehow.
Come right open.
Wait. Watch.
Okay. That's doing that stupid. That's really good.
That's really good.
Why are you celebrating?
You didn't fucking do anything.
It worked out. You're gonna find me.
I don't care, bro.
I don't care.
Dang.
Okay.
Wait, but the line is what it is. Why would you do it?
What's happening?
Something's happening.
Thank you for helping me. Bless my money.
Thank you for helping me. Bless my money.
They said, oh my God.
They didn't get the sauce for the recording.
Well, can they get some?
They're not doing this.
Imagine they missed it.
No, something's happening.
Now, Dan just started all the way back to the beginning.
He's going to the first.
What?
You got really good points.
Alright.
I don't even know what I'm looking at anymore, I'm going to be honest with you all.
I don't even know what I'm looking at anymore, I'm going to be honest with you all.
Oh
Like you watch two plays and you have to watch like two minutes of ads because someone called a timeout
Is
Oh
Like actually what the fuck
This is so stupid
Ask me if I've ever killed the number one for my player people I have do it
It's over.
It's over.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you, sir.
Oh, my God.
I'm going to f-
I'm going to f-
Why don't you pass out the bill?
I was going to say it again.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
He showed the defense playing defense.
There's a big price.
There's an impetus to be always.
No, I think like he did it.
It's a little pricey.
You're running it down.
I'm sorry.
It's great.
Please move on back home for 90 dollars.
Thank you.
Jesus fucking Christ.
There's like 47 seconds left.
You're done.
We need to see a fucking touchdown.
I would rather fucking go outside and watch the turf try to grow
You gotta be a swearer, go watch your commercials and then you actually spend your time watching the game.
Yeah.
Fucking whack.
Gilbert, there's nothing but a gun to a game.
Oh, are you crazy? You're running and now look at this.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, that's over.
That's over.
That's over.
That's over.
Like, how is that going to be?
It's gonna be like a ghost.
Stop, it's gonna be like a ghost.
That's a ghost.
BAAAAAAAH!
It's gonna be like taking a sport.
The dumbest fucking spring.
That's my turn again.
This is the dumbest sport I've ever watched.
The last one.
I'm never ever making a sport
I don't care
I don't care
I lost money! I made money to lose money!
But you won twice in my class!
I lost money so I lost $1,000!
So that's more wins than losses
Hey here this is STUM!
This dude drink May!
I don't even know who the fuck this is!
Like this guy is BORG!
It is not drink May's BUCKY!
IT ISN'T FUCKING BUCK!
We got a chance to complete a three-star!
I don't care! Do something!
Tom Brady is throwing the ball every time!
Tom Brady is not doing anything!
I don't care!
I don't care!
I don't care!
I don't care!
I don't care!
I don't care!
Drake May is a rookie for a reason.
He's a rookie for a reason. He'll never be more than a rookie.
Put me in the name!
I don't care!
Bro, they got him.
I'm serious, bro. I'm not a bed much shit. I'm so over this
You know what I'm happy they can come back
They can come back they can come back come on. I'm gonna go take a smoke break outside
Oh, now I might have jumped on your fucking setup a fucking turnover
It's the worst game I've ever seen
Thank you. Thank you. Oh my god. Thank you
You see the city lights from
This is insane. This is insane.
This is insane.
It's gonna be okay because my next year when I'm Ravens, all the women... Shut the fuck up!
I'm actually amazed. This is my first time watching like a full Super Bowl in a long time. This is the worst game I've ever watched.
But at least it's a nice view. I'm gonna jump. No, no, no. I want to kill myself.
There's way much more to live for.
Well, live in a house with a view like this?
And then get lost in the water.
You won't get that face.
You see, you're still in the city.
You definitely can get better ones.
You can get the ocean view and ocean view.
Not in the city, like, well.
You get an ocean where you see the sun set into the water.
Mm.
Can't you see that?
Yeah.
I like seeing this fucking water.
I like seeing the satellites.
Is that all you need?
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Satellite.
I'm not a freak out.
Right?
Body keep.
I don't know, bro.
Body keep.
So am your dick.
Look how much fat I have, bro.
Because you keep going on a diet and eating trash.
Because you provide me trash.
Look at this shit.
You gave the fucking Doritos here.
Like, I shouldn't have ate that.
You have to have this one.
You're right.
I need water.
I'm going to cancel it out.
OK.
Not another Mike's lemonade, right?
I put it on the door.
I got a new bag of bubbles.
You like it?
You want me to get on with it and pop like this.
I don't know.
You cool?
I mean, yes.
They'll pitch another.
Not raw, I'll just talk about this to you.
I'll get more into it now.
Come on, Jesus.
And then finally, this morning, I...
No one can pull this out of that.
I'll call you Jesus.
I'm mad, but it doesn't matter what I say.
I'll call you Jesus.
I'll call you Jesus.
This is my first time betting money and I somehow might be the first person in the world to win two bets and somehow still lose money
I'm on the same boat, bro
That's a listen where you want to drink I'm gonna drive after this if I lose my money, bro
I'm fucking fried. I'm over this. I actually cannot believe
I'm actually
What is true how much money's drink may make
How much is a rookie contract? You better stay on a rookie contract
Bro, this should have been his opportunity to be a hundred millionaire and he sold it
I hope I hope to god he doesn't get this fucking contract his parents at home. We're probably like you're going to the Super Bowl
You're a rookie contract. You're about to make us all rich hundred million dollars a year. Whatever. He's so in his fucking career
He's gonna go home crying. It's crazy. They put you out there in pads in the same position on God God for having a better game
I don't care. I don't care. How hard is it to get paid to throw a ball? How hard is it? Not hard. Thank you
I'm gonna start arguing everyone hold on
I'm telling you right now, I'm going to tell you what, you're going to miss.
Drake made his whole family, I already set up that family.
They're probably so high, oh he's going into the Super Bowl, he's got to get a
max contract after being a rookie.
I pray to God he doesn't get a max contract.
I pray to God he gets no contract after this.
The second runner for regular season MVP is rookie year.
Something bad's gonna happen. I'm gonna cast a spell. I'm about to look up like, I'm about to look up like Hebrew, cast a spell.
Benjamin, you hear me take him out.
In game, of course. Illuminati triangle's in the chat.
I mean the game's over, you're gonna touch down and then it's over.
I'm gonna get that footage out.
It's gonna- who's-who?
Who's sweet?
Who's sweet?
You're right on Patriots jersey saying we were the Seahawks with catch the ball.
I'm gonna catch the Oranges.
I'm the first first that you've been on the ball.
I'm the first first that you've been on the ball.
So we're at the base of Jersey, but I'm gonna be the best Seahawks.
If I'm cursed, I'm gonna sit on the ball.
I'm gonna sit on your game.
I'm not kidding.
I don't care if you beat me.
I'm not gonna do it.
I did it.
I told you.
I'm so mad.
You're so mad.
I'm so mad.
Why are you so mad?
That's crazy.
That's scary.
Hey Russell, can you throw me a water?
Please.
Oh, DJ.
Wow.
Run, catch it out!
Catch it out!
Catch it out!
A-Z, go ahead!
I'm never betting again, oh I'm gonna never bet again, oh I'm gonna never bet again.
C.R.S.
This is the worst fucking thing.
No, no, no, rise now!
C.R.S.
C.R.S.
C.R.S.
C.R.S.
C.R.S.
C.R.S.
C.R.S.
C.R.S.
C.R.S.
C.R.S.
C.R.S.
C.R.S.
C.R.S.
I've never met anyone like that.
You are, oh my god, I almost, my god.
I almost called.
Not that one. I'm that one.
Freaky freak. That's what I was going to call a freaky freak.
I'm moving.
I'm moving.
I got anywhere.
This is the dog shit. I'm going to take my life.
No, I'm going to take my life.
I'm never better than you.
You're so dumb, this is so dumb.
I didn't have time to get in the water, bro.
Look at me, CJ Dipper.
See?
Like, why can't Dipper do that?
Get in the game, Dipper.
7.5, but I don't know how many they go through.
I don't know how many they do, so go back next.
You don't know, but I bet on the Seahawks
the first better I made.
The other better, I went with my honey and tennis
and he didn't make a bet.
So now I'm straight, full of Seahawks.
Was that Chris Dempsey or whatever it was?
The order, is that the order?
No, I don't know, I still haven't bet that.
You've got so many options.
You don't know how many I've got
in the Seahawks stuff, is it?
Yo, shut the fuck up, bro.
Take that jersey off of your gonna talk with that.
I bet money.
Why are you all of a sudden
begging for the Seahawks away?
I don't get it.
I don't know.
So why are you rooting?
I don't know.
I just broke the door.
You were from the pastures in the seahawks.
Seahawks.
So why do you have a Patriot jersey?
That's just broke the door.
Oh, what's this?
Look at that.
That's the door.
It's just broken.
He's so dumb.
Chris Hemsworth, I'm gonna steal your watches.
I know where he lives.
I read into him once.
I'm looking for a place to hang out with a vet line.
You wouldn't get that.
What are you looking at?
That's it?
Yeah, thank you.
What does that mean?
I don't want that.
Okay, so what it mean, like first and second, is right by the, uh, the touchdown.
What's the game now?
What's the game now?
It's the game.
I'm so sick.
I'm so sick.
What?
Mr. Reece, buddy!
Wait, wait, wait!
He ran his own AI
He's made a company I guess I guess he probably owns a percentage
Get in the code, fuck no, I'm not scaring that shit.
He made his own AI.
I'm drunk, I gotta stop.
I love you Mr. Beast.
I guarantee they gave him equity.
I'll put money on it.
Any money.
I can't guarantee you a superbowl commercial.
I don't think they would make it.
He probably was like, give me equity.
Right now, they're fucking slacking.
I'm not gonna take it.
I'm gonna tap for myself.
The fact that you're only cleaning here is they take back of the mail.
You're fat and you really seem to have zero volume to walk up on top of me.
I literally want you to fucking eat me.
Is there even a chance?
You know your fans would be like,
Yeah, they'd be like,
I say this thing, but the rest would stop.
What?
What?
I actually don't get it.
The trade man is like squared and everything.
What the fuck are these commentators saying?
Are they scared of throwing the ball? I'm genuinely curious.
What's the point? Take a risk! It's a fucking force!
I mean, I don't know football to bro, but what I do know is, he genuinely hasn't thrown a ball. I don't think he's caught it. More than my ten yards.
I actually don't understand.
I hear people going, lock in.
Someone's street?
Oh, he's going to jail.
You know the guys that I met, I would say that, right?
You know that I got on that Alex. He's the one who's three years ago
He swung
Later ruin your fucking time
I need Jackson to come out and start doing two top games in some years.
I should get his butt.
Wait! More than just 10 seconds we say it was Alex, the guy that I met, he's streaming.
Again.
There's no way.
Wait, is this the guy that I know?
I just fucking told ya!
That's just crazy.
There's no way.
You said there's no fucking way!
I really never thought there should be no way.
There should be no way.
If it is, it's the guy that I really... he said it was.
I was eating a lot of the in-must, in-must fucking thing.
I don't know, it wasn't.
Right in the center, it wasn't.
It's standing up.
I'm just gonna let you know that this guy is a little bit different from what I've been doing for a long time.
Oh wow!
That's bad for my legs!
Oh my god, I'm gonna be weak!
Wait!
Oh my god!
I need 12 yards at the second goal!
I need 12 yards at the second goal!
Come on!
Dan, are you gonna break off?
Oh
Right now you hear me please one more though. It's minimum minimum
Let's fucking go
Lacey now hit us for a lady that was a catch if you touch down
Now he misses this
There is
Oh
You better
There's a chance the Patriots come back if the Patriots come back, I'm not allowed face fucking everyone here
Oh my hollywood store legs!
I'm gonna crash out now.
I'm about to crash out now, little kiddo.
I'm about to lose, like, a thousand to make some problems.
I don't give a f**k.
I didn't crash out and then it went so hard.
Now you're allowed to stand.
Hey, I got a...
I got a drink of warmup.
Jinspark?
Wait, so deadass? That was Alex who f**ked it.
Y'all see, I told y'all I'm not late.
Fifteen out of Super Cub.
Fifteen out of that hollywood is Jinspark.
Oh my god, it was Alex. It was Alex.
I think it was.
I literally said I should go and leave her to be back.
I want to look at the next one.
No, they sent me it.
I think it is Alex.
Wait a minute.
Most of the fucking Patriots have been defensively ever, I'm a fucking streaker.
They're telling me to never ever cash out.
You might have been mad, day and night, y'all.
It's far away here.
You might be so up and you didn't make a fucking...
Look, male.
I fucking hate it.
I'm gonna text Alex.
I don't know.
What you doing?
What's going on?
It's absolutely...
They're trying to jail right now, huh?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Now, if I like hit you, you're gonna go up on...
I should have gave you some insider info, that's it.
Damn.
So, I just wanna see if I can put my phone in the...
That's not a bad shot.
What's the next one I shot?
What's the next one I shot?
What's the next one I shot?
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I gotta see something, bro.
I'm not sure.
Why was the other shot not on the silver?
I'm not sure.
What's the other shot?
Nobody said that?
That's the other shot.
I
I'm gonna make it a normal amount.
Okay, you got one time for $200.
But it's like a normal amount right now.
Nah, it's not gonna get you.
$10,000.
Alright, so right now I'm getting $2,000.
I'm making $1 for $3,000.
Oh, it's $2,000.
Oh my God, everybody, that's good, Jerry.
Should I bet $10,000 on the Patriots right now?
Are you really bad at it?
I'm bad at it.
So it'll be $1.
I ain't coming to y'all, no, there'll be too much shit that's gonna happen.
That's $10.
That's $100.
$100.
If we had 200 or DM, one would have to get it.
One would have to get it.
If we had $198.
$198.
I need two fucking dollars.
I bet he doesn't throw.
Bet he doesn't throw.
Three sets of $10 for y'all.
I'm not betting too much.
One for y'all.
No.
Let's go.
I hope he breaks his fucking ankle.
Yes.
Sit up.
Come on, man.
I got a backpack.
Right here.
Hold on.
Man, he gets injured with what's on my phone.
Oh, Jesus.
Right now.
I mean what y'all are having you done?
Just allow them to run the ball down the field on it so they're going to stack that on it straight.
If you're in the pro-co, that is our natural chance.
When you get one, Sam, there was a crazy inside.
You just have to make it.
Dan, there was a crazy...
Oh!
There was a crazy insider.
Go right now, go right now.
Crazy.
No third time.
Someone had like $17 million on the Lady Gaga.
So there was an insider. He won all his money.
Wow.
But why did he throw it in the war?
Because he had no answer.
He got sacked right there.
I need two more. I need two.
I've seen it on Twitter.
This is great.
Damn, why can't one of us be famous enough to perform at halftime
and make bets of like who's going down?
Yeah, like...
I'm gonna shoot.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
I was about to scream
There's a lot of time to it.
Oh, wow!
Oh my God!
Holy shit!
Bro, the funk's just getting wild.
Yeah, that was such a good fight.
No, Seattle is going to run the ball!
No, Seattle is going to run the ball!
No, no, I need Julio!
That was such a good point, that was so good.
It's like everything's going perfect when he's got his flat.
No, seriously, it's like these guys just have everything going for them.
Everything's perfect.
Perfect.
I hear Travis talking like he's feeding.
I'm going to fucking take my life back.
I need a 3-0, right?
Uh, yeah, I think he's gonna get to the end of it.
Let me guess, bro, is Lightning about to strike one of the players?
They've got to do faster or something like that? What's going on?
Bullshit.
Here we go.
Yo, bro, this is Niga.
Yo, bro, stop throwing me. Please stop.
Please stop throwing me.
I'm gonna hit you.
No, you know what I'm being serious.
Take time to listen to me.
Watch every play.
Every play.
He does it too long where he's like, I'm not a football player.
I'm not a professional.
I don't watch his court.
But I know you're not supposed to do this for fucking five seconds and then grow you look like and you take the rest
It's simple like do every play watch he goes
I don't get it
Yeah, he jumped over guys come on
Yeah, off out of bounds.
Yeah, out of bounds?
Chief, that's like you running at me and I fucking jump over it.
Like, what are you talking about?
But now I'm going to first down right here.
Look at this. How are they drawing on the camera?
First down's not going to help right now.
Ew!
No, that's what this is!
It wasn't even a spiral. It was going sideways. What am I watching this guy's got a max contract
I'm not even getting on me. I'm gonna bring the NFL. It's my fucking to see joining it what the fuck is his name the rapper
Tusi or whatever?
Is this why he's joining us at this easy?
Yes.
This isn't, it doesn't matter.
There's not enough to-
I'm not a football player, bro.
They're like-
You've not heard it long.
Don't I'm saying it's like-
There's no time for these fucking 30-20 hours.
Another $10,000 from you.
Another $10,000.
Damn, bro.
Oh, that shit are you going, right?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Let's fucking go.
Okay.
I'm not going to lie.
That is a rare occurrence that they did.
That's what he did the regular season.
All season.
Look at this.
No, but look, look, look, look, look, look, like that's not
happening every time.
Look at this.
That's the season.
That's that's a pretty good one.
And he was good if he could juke he could go to both a
Wait a minute, is this a patient come back?
I would make 1.3 million I would leave this house. I go by my own house
You're gonna get all right now.
This means, all right now.
Oh my God!
Kill yourself!
Kill yourself!
Kill yourself, Drake!
Kill yourself!
No, no, no, no!
Put it down!
Put it down!
No, no, no, no!
Put it down!
No!
No!
Wait no there's good news, there's good news, but what's the good news?
So if you pay $10,000 now it's probably like double the amount, so you get 2.3 million.
I don't even know, I don't watch football, I'm sorry, he's not Super Bowl ready at all.
Yo this guy is garbage, I don't care, I don't care, I don't care.
He is so bad.
When did he spawn on the side of you?
Hahaha
You put that in the building of one yard, you can't go in the one-yard
Hang on, I'm gonna get in one yard
Yo!
Yo!
Oh, no!
Calm down, calm down, calm down buddy
This is, this is, I'm gonna go inside
I'm not getting, I'm driving after this, no one's stopping here
No one's stopping me
Pop it in the back
Why am I watching this?
I'm like watching, it's like watching my girlfriend get fucked
The fuck am I watching? Why am I watching?
Like actually why am I watching? I don't get it. Why am I watching?
I can't understand.
This is...
I promise you I'm by the least educated person with football here, but am I not tripping?
He is so bad right now. You're telling me he's the best player?
I'm like, hey, Drew, the C-Hof defense, you're gonna play against me?
No, I'm gonna do it.
Pro-Hobby. No, I don't wanna hear that.
And then why did he get an interception?
He has a...
No, you know why they get an interception?
Because every fucking time he's going...
And then he...
He hugs...
He hugs the Seahawks and then throws it.
He hugs them like this fucking post
and then he's like, oh, I'm gonna throw it.
He's like...
Yo, he's obviously a guy.
They're all like, except me, guys.
I'm so sorry.
I got to be my money back. I got a bet on the World Cup.
I got a bet on the World Cup. I got a bet on the World Cup.
I got to start betting.
Stop the running.
I'm not going to pull up. Before I get you pulled back to...
Please stop the run. Please stop the run.
And the guy that just said Simon T, dude, I'm gonna freak out.
My goat, my goat, they probably got a runaway.
And they didn't find a runaway.
I'm gonna get them back in the car.
I'm gonna get them back in the car.
Don't keep them around.
Throw them all.
I need more of y'all.
How is this possible?
I actually don't get it.
I actually don't get it.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
I don't.
Don't go!
Don't go!
Don't go!
Hey, chill, chill.
Relax.
Why are you looking at a fucking iPad, bro?
Like, what the hell is this?
Oh, fucking.
Turn it off, man.
Yeah, they throw their own game for shirts and shirts.
Oh my god.
Let's lock it in.
Oh my god.
Come on.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Let's fucking go, man!
Let's fucking go!
Yeah!
I'm ready!
Fuck up!
202!
What I'm talking about, they ain't done!
Yes! I won the Super Bowl!
I won the Super Bowl!
I won the Super Bowl!
GG.
GG, GG.
GG, GG.
GG, GG.
GG, have a chat.
Your ass.
GG, plus 15,000.
Fuck them.
Let's fucking go, man.
We're getting bit rates tomorrow.
We're getting bit rates tomorrow.
Oh my God, bro.
You didn't complete that, I haven't cooked before.
Oh my God.
Somebody snap someone here.
I'm dead serious with you if you want to watch for me. I'm gonna watch soccer. That's it. I'm over the shit
This is like action. This is like a retard sport, bro. No, this is it is over. It's a retard sport
I want to the better sport
Such a way why do I waste I made my first real bad I'm down money
I don't get it. You know what they say. I
I swear God.
You see, anything happens for a reason.
You can come back for this and become better.
Ow! Ow, bro!
I'm not a freak out. You're telling me everything happens for a reason?
No, you're not.
And she treated me to a swear God.
Shit happens?
You didn't even place a bet.
Bro, why do you think I put $5,000 and I didn't put $10,000?
Because it's actual real money.
Fake bullshit. I did a first real sports bag. That's why I did five thousand. I could put my title
Is that what's in my title right now like people think I've read a hundred thousand dollars
Let's see. I'm promoting this bullshit ass site. I'm not getting paid all these guys get paid
Why do you think they got my coin base? Oh coin base? Thanks. Thanks. Thank you for the coincidence
I'll get the subs. Thank you for the 200k wire to my bank account before the stream started to promote on everyone else's trees
Yeah, I'm not I'm not stupid
I'm just saying.
Take that.
Take that.
Take that.
Take that.
This is what's gonna get me.
What? What? What?
I don't know.
We end our stream, I'm saying a bunch of shit.
Trust the project then.
I'm just gonna fucking leave you the fucking way to the beat.
Oh my god.
We fucking did it, trust us.
Bevet that.
Yeah, I'm not reading my chat.
I'm, I guess, running commercials and blah blah.
Hey, hey, chat.
Nobody in the chat is really busy, guys.
I'm not secure today.
If anybody in the chat is taking the ladies with me,
I've said it, but you are far free.
I've said it on Facebook.
I've said it on my own.
I know some of them by the chair.
You might have lost money, but you,
you're still too rich to have one ball.
You're having too much.
You're having too much.
You're having too much.
You're having too much.
You're having too much.
So you take it to the end of the year?
It's your turn to go to the kids now, alright?
You have to surrender.
No, please.
Yeah.
The other one was born in 1900.
You were happy too, weren't you?
You said you'd get the hat.
Why is your fat-eye fat-eye?
He said he was kind of as a star in the studio.
Dissection.
There's a chance, there's a chance, shut up there's still a chance
Anything's
I don't give a fuck about his family right here. Show the game!
Oh my god. I fucking hate it!
I don't get it! I don't get it! I don't get it!
I don't get it. I actually don't get it.
They just showed his fucking like brother and his dad for fucking like ritual or something like that for him to get sacked.
Like, what is this? What is this?
What is this?
This guy's good at throwing five-yard passes, bro.
You might as well throw a fucking adapting here, bro. Like, what is this?
I don't care.
Yeah, digs.
Hey, when motherfuckers can't lose weight, talk about sports, huh, man?
I'm at Iowa, guys.
He's outside, guys.
He's at the Wrigmore.
Oh, fuck you guys.
Go to duty for a fucker.
Fuck your memories.
There's haters, you know what I mean?
Everybody ones up the bar.
I'm not gonna have a bitch.
No violent shows to have.
don't soap that bad.
I know what you're saying, OMG.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
You're gonna get 3.8 million dollars on 10 grand.
I cannot believe he's so-
Yo, I don't care if he is the worst fucking player on this fucking field.
You might as well go and fucking CJ Dipper!
The fuck is this?
Who better off than Gino Schlecht?
I love him so much.
I love him very much.
Hope it's gonna be a passing in game.
I actually don't wish any death like any other, bro.
It's not too bad!
You see how he has this point of view on it?
You're burned!
I'm burned!
I'm sleeping!
Oh my god!
We're fucking rich, man.
It's all in the past.
They need to train names of Gerber.
He needs to fucking leave that property.
He needs to go back to fucking college.
He needs to play out like an elementary school or something like that, bro.
Play football with the fucking elementary kids.
These guys are way bigger than him.
They tackle him.
They're fucking like...
They're out of town.
They're out of town.
They're out of town.
school and something that they put ball at the foot like
these guys are way bigger than them they tackle them
guys got to go to fucking like middle schools kick the kids
and you start running as well.
She's not made it.
He's not NFL ready.
Put me in there bro.
I can't believe this.
This is why is your fat ass running who's 76.
Who is it?
They sent the fucking shit.
He can't fucking what's looking at a drug running in slow motion.
That's how you do it, right?
What are you talking about?
Hold on, hold on.
You're a spaggy pussy!
I'm not even kidding.
If there was a bed that I could make,
and there's another reception,
I want to bed that.
I'm dead serious.
Is there another fucking bed
to make that great man get to put on black?
Like what's the next one I come back wrong but like holy shit
You take the fucking bow and ego and face fucking bro
At this point
I can't put more money. I'm not I'm not fake better. I'm not I lost my money. I lost my money
This is a blowout
Dry painties to get on all fucking fours in it fucked by each player bro dead serious
These guys are so happy they're about to get a fucking ring. This is what makes me bro. I don't care
I'm gonna go to Seattle's parade. When is it?
Tomorrow? Wait.
You trying to go? I'm about to join the Seattle's. I'm about to go to Washington.
I'm about to go to Washington. I'm dead serious.
I'm not expecting this. Just scream out fuck Drake May. I'm over it, bro.
How we drive this? How we drive the car?
I don't know.
The rain, trying to buy a car,
in the parade,
and they get a big rain lake for support.
No, please,
she runs like a torch, bro.
You're making a big thing.
Leave a message.
Please, go to the barcob.
What?
Huh?
So they want to test our car.
How does the car cost?
It's $1,000.
Yeah, oh my god.
I don't know.
You know we mother of daughters,
we got to test our best,
and we do a barcob.
Did you throw a flower pot up the-
Let's see.
This is the warm-scape of football I've ever watched.
Yeah, let's go, bro.
Ten yards.
Now, he's good.
Now, he's really good.
He's really good.
He's really good.
If I was a stripper right now, I'm not even going to take my ass.
You know, I'm not gonna think I'd take my assi...
Hold on, get the cameras over here, Bobbets.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Ah!
Ah!
What the fuck?
My ass is a goodie, yo.
My ass is a goodie, yo.
My ass is a goodie, yo.
My ass is a goodie, yo.
No way that he's just doing it all the way.
I'm telling you, if I was to figure it out, my ass is gonna be squeezed against the suitcases.
No, my ass is flat, people.
My ship is dead now, for sure.
That shit hurts.
The first time we met was when we played.
Of course I did.
I'm about to make my shit clap bro.
I need a thousand gift to right now to break you in the game.
A thousand gift to break you in the game.
Someone blast me.
If you did that shit, it would fucking cause a tornado in here.
A wind would start getting created.
Are they giving up?
He tried to get back where he come from.
Do you not see how many yours every time you throw some balls?
They don't have time for that.
W break of 1.
We take it away with a party of 1 dealer, man. Thank you.
They can still come back.
Congrats on the 10-10-10.
10.
Oh, it's over.
You're not going to win, right?
Drop the fucking script.
You're not supposed to ever.
Ruby?
She got me.
It's bad luck.
That's why I went on to do a race and have a look.
You're probably going to spend some federal on that as well.
No, what?
What the fuck?
Hold on. Please.
Get it. Get it.
Ah, yeah.
Stop it.
Oh!
Got it and he's got a concussion
And he's got a concussion
Is he eating a tennis ball, what is that?
Instinct in question
Jake may break made by the charity match you ever
I need CJ different to come out
Ah
Spent $30,000 for a chain to say his own fucking name
$30,000 for a chain that says your own fucking name. You're the toughest, bro
He spent $20,000 on a fucking win I
God yeah, kill myself
I don't even believe in any of this football. I don't watch this shit. The first time I ever made a real bet, I lose. I was so hyped. I made two bets. And then I won.
I knew that pagers didn't have a good chance, but bro, this isn't even good football.
I don't know what's going on.
Somehow they're going to get an interception.
Yeah, trick man.
Go!
They don't even height, bro.
It's over, they're not even a height.
Okay, so are they going to split?
What the fuck is Ray Mendoza teasing him?
I got to do that two more times in the next two minutes and 20 seconds.
I love why does he only ask like that?
I think Ray thought that he had made a mistake he grabbed his helmet as soon as he threw it.
Wait, are they calling us?
Yeah, that's gonna take.
That's my company.
I would have gave up there, I would have been like oh shit I didn't catch it.
I'm not sure if you know what I'm saying.
fucking Brady, with his AI dog.
Can I get a thousand gift to break even this?
I'm not even kidding, this right here, this fucking Patriot should just send out Lopie.
I appreciate all the money here and I'm proud of you very much and I've been a great
guy.
I've had three timeouts too well.
They might as well let the cheerleaders play.
You see, you fucking watch something.
What are you so upset about?
I don't understand a lot.
So why are you upset?
Because you know I'm going to be upset.
Yeah, but it wasn't you back in the day.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm going to be upset.
I lost more than what I had.
I mean like 4 grand and I lost 5.
Oh, no, yeah, I was supposed to win 14 grand total
No, I lost 5,000 on top of yeah, right
He's out money though right oh 15,000 let's go let's go let's go like you didn't just get fucking 15,000 from coinbase to give a shout out
$8,000?
Who's doing this?
I'm crying too.
I'm crying too.
Is that queso?
I'm so happy right now.
What are you doing?
You're fucking jay-hard.
I'm not jay-hard.
I don't know.
Crying over 1k?
That's right.
Give me $1,000.
Give me $1,000.
The millionaires loses $1,000.
So give me a thousand.
So give me a thousand.
Personally, that's not what I said.
I have $3 million in my savings.
I'm not a good guy.
Oh, Joe!
It's Yel-A-Toni!
I told y'all!
Yo, I'm a philosopher!
I should have bet yellow
You're so high you would have won me a thousand Wow, bro
Wowzers a thousand
I'll come with you now.
I'm sitting in the street, and I can hear him now.
I'm just gonna go to the hall.
I'm so impressed that I can go next to my bed now.
I'm like, oh, watch, I'm gonna know exactly what's happening.
I'm gonna go back to my car, I'm gonna go to the shop.
I'm gonna go to the shop, I'm gonna go to the store,
we can at least, and I already know that we need to listen.
Yes.
All-star NBA.
I
Not really much. I don't want I just shouldn't I gotta stop reading my chat. I read my chat way too much
No
Let's do my checklist shall I? Lost my bet. Going home to no power, going home to no gas, going home to no water, going home to no lights
And then also I didn't get invited to the jury mess. It's great. Well, maybe other Superbowl lost his- Sit down, fuck down
I'm not listening. You got a big horse
We're going home, we're going home to darkness. The house doesn't have fucking water
or power. But I gotta hold some bullshit.
I'm gonna see if my bar is not even getting...
I'm gonna see if I can get some hit inside of this bar.
Thank you. Thank you.
No, I'm not. I'm sitting in my brabist. It's way more comfortable.
It's not permitted that I gotta go to the brabist.
No.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh
I was gonna go up and dive into TV
Why am I watching this?
They don't want to make it interesting and like get it close like I'm confused for ratings
I hate the fact that I wanted to say shit bro.
I hate the fact that I wanted to say shit bro.
I feel so bad for you.
Yeah, I feel so good about you.
I feel so good about you.
I feel so good about you.
I feel bad too.
I was working out.
You just lost $1,000.
You got $3 million to save you.
That's not in my savings.
That's in my interest.
It grows 8% every year.
It's $3 million that grows 8% every year.
We just lost out on a kind of place.
We had to wait like a year
You're not my best DJ, it's like, we are.
I feel mad, no, I feel bad for Rob.
No, Rob, are you okay?
No, I'm not.
We get to get this up for, especially Rob.
Yeah, I want some gift to talk to you.
Yeah, this is about that, right?
I don't even care.
I'm gonna make my money back during World Cup.
I don't care.
That's how you make your money.
Bet on a real sport, not in this bullshit.
Oh, okay.
Maybe we're the five gifted, bro.
Oh, look, he's gonna do this.
We're on the other side of the pitch.
Yeah, I need a thousand to break even.
You can't see the detection.
Everyone's reaching because they know it's the truth, bro.
I'm gonna bet on a real sport, world cup,
where people finally have emotions in the chat
over the game, instead of just me, like,
you stop, I'm gonna make you take the shape.
Five only, like, 9,000.
Make me make one money from the show.
Make five thousand from the show.
Yeah, and then I have to pay $5,000 in taxes.
$25 for alcohol.
It's like...
It looks like my overall degree to have $3,000...
No!
In the green...
I don't care, but I'm going to watch real football.
For now, what?
We're not calling this football.
We're calling it this fucking fraud ball.
We're calling football soccer.
That's what it is now.
It's just fraud ball.
If I'm watching fraud ball, I don't mind.
There's a reason why Google NFL is an entertainment business.
It's all scripted.
It's all bullshit.
There's no Benjamin Netanyahu left to deal with this, I know you guys.
I know it.
I know Benjamin Netanyahu.
Maybe he put a curse on the Patreon.
I did.
Oh my God.
Yo.
Oh my god, it's you.
Yo, where are you going?
They match you down to the team in the front.
I'm sorry, Benjamin and Tuntuntime.
That's how you do this shit.
CJ different, bro.
I know you're feeling me right now.
I'm sorry, I let you down.
That's going to do you so much.
That's going to do you so much.
It's a $100,000 bet!
One bet, one bet!
Oh!
What is, how much money does he make?
$100,000.
What?
$100,000.
$100,000.
$100,000.
$100,000.
$100,000.
$100,000.
$100,000.
$100,000.
$100,000.
I'm trying on his downfall. I hope it doesn't happen.
The last leg, wait to get to four distance. He's got three.
What number is he?
Number eight.
Where is he right here? Far right?
He's in the slot. He's in the slot.
Oh my god, he's open. He's open.
And then drink. Oh my god!
Oh my gosh!
What are you crying for?
I'm crying because he doesn't get it. He doesn't get it.
down to the side and return to the top.
47 seconds left, no timeouts.
Whoa, one more play and then it's over, Carlos, for him.
Where is number eight?
Where is he?
Oh, he's not on?
That's him.
Oh my God, Drake May sold you.
Oh, that's Al. Drake, man, just fucking sold your whole parlay.
He actually just sold your whole shit, Lacey.
It's over. It's over.
Thirty-nine seconds.
Drake, man, ooh.
Wait, is this the last time? Is this the last attempt?
I just want to see Lacey wear his coat.
I'm going to act like I'm inscribed, but I want to see him.
you got this place see is this the last one that's like no there's no way they're
gonna call it he's gonna give up brothers 40 seconds left
Drake may slapping his hands.
That's cool bro.
Where's number eight?
I don't think he's on.
Oh.
Oh, that's not him.
That's not him.
Yo, yo, there he is.
He's on.
He's on.
He's on.
He's on.
Oh my god, it's over here.
How much time is up on your clogs?
Last place.
Is this for Lacey's 190k?
Hail Mary!
Yup, 190k going.
Big claim, which is one more fact.
It's over.
Hold on.
Get behind them.
Six, please.
Please.
Now get behind them all.
Please.
Six, please.
I need one hat.
This hat right here.
Oh my god, they're going to Hail Mary.
Is it going to be a Hail Mary?
Which one is it?
It does. It really doesn't matter. Loki over.
Oh, no, it's on the game over.
Why would you throw it to him?
Any state of balance.
What are you fucking doing?
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck this!
Fuck this!
Fuck this!
Fuck this!
Harder!
Oh
This is a beautiful piece of art to
How you trying to fuck you better relax?
Hey, bro.
You need some of your other bets, right?
Looks like there's two losers.
How much is this?
Probably like $20.
Two losers today, I'm not eager to bet.
Okay.
I'm not a jack-o-lan, but that's the one, bro.
Damn.
That was good, man.
That was good, man.
Oh, Jesus.
How much money did you...
Watch out.
Watch out for the last one.
How much money were you supposed to win right there?
How much?
190,000.
Oh, one black?
Yes, off gigs getting one catch, 190,000.
Now you would have bought a car, you would have had it.
I would have bought a new car, I would have bought a new car.
We're at a house.
You can't make that shit, you can't.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You can't make that shit, huh?
A shit like that is something that only happens in my movies.
You can't make that shit up.
Yeah, I'm not, am I crazy?
Am I crazy? Am I crazy Ron? Ron am I crazy? Am I fucking? Am I fucking crazy? Am I crazy?
No, no, I honestly think-
Am I fucking crazy?
I honestly think they're crazy.
Decent bet. They drank May, his friends with Benjamin Netanyahu, I believe so.
So, I think there's some weird shit going on though.
This would have never happened if Tinsley Coyne didn't break up.
Something the same though.
What are you talking about?
What are you fucking talking about?
I lost my first
first four I lost. I lost. I'm going to drive. No one's going to stop me.
Wait. Nobody's stopping me. I'm trying to hit you, bro. You got job saved, man.
Every Saturday, you drive the night.
This is real last. What the fuck?
This is real.
He broke another painting?
Hey, bro!
All right, I feel like next up is world cup. Yeah, I'm gonna sports bet next time I sports bet
It's World Cup. When is World Cup start chat?
Um, the summer, so I think, so you're on?
Or June?
Gambling is bad? Well, gambling's only bad if you lose.
If I were to one there, we all would have been hyping this job.
The next thing I'm betting on is World Cup.
Oh, God.
Now...
I'm gonna be back, I'm gonna be back.
Garno?
I'm telling you guys, stop drinking that bullshit.
I'm gonna be back, I'm gonna be back.
I'm telling you, Lacey, we're not watching football no more, the season's over.
We gotta go to World Cup.
World Cup is how we make our millions, I'm telling you.
World Cup is how we become millionaires.
They're all laughing, oh, I lost a thousand, you lost a hundred and ninety thousand, whatever,
what would the millionaires do?
I'm not kidding, I want to bet World Cup.
I'm putting my house on spade.
I literally was just talking about him.
Look, my house on spain.
I'm telling you, it's spain, too.
That's why it's all coming.
I'm the man to Molly.
No.
Now you gotta go for like, France or something.
Ah!
You're abusive.
Ow!
This is like...
I'm going for World Cup and I'm gonna become a multi-billionaire.
Oh, please.
What did you fucking break? What was that? A lantern?
Oh, it's glass all over the floor.
No, it's real glass.
I'm cleaning it up, don't worry. I'll clean it up.
I'm cleaning it up.
Are you good, bro?
I'm walking around here for fucking...
Fuck that, you're...
It's real glass.
It's blackberry.
Oh, I feel it. Just feel it.
No.
No, like, like, like, poke you a little. I'm not gonna stab you.
Oh, nigga.
That's real.
You stabbed me!
Oh, come on.
We did it.
That's incredible.
And we're not serious.
We need some real play.
So every time I'm gonna get that, come on.
We'll take you to the police.
We'll put the police on guard.
Come on.
Wake!
We gotta celebrate!
Come on, bro.
Dump it on you.
Lacey, just...
Lacey, just dump it on you.
Lacey, don't put it on me.
Don't do the clip.
Are you using that on me for the buying?
No, it all means a glass.
Nah, that would be better.
No, stop, stop.
Shout him in the clasp, shout him in the clasp.
That's not the quote.
Well, GGS.
I wish I knew.
GGS, you got it.
I wish I knew.
Yeah.
Oh, my God, it's very nice.
What's up, guys?
Lays did not say the N words. Lays is not my cameraman.
I am Lays.
Get off me, nigga.
Who do I bet on for the World Cup?
Don't bet on any team that has jokerized in them.
I really want to take a team for the whole World Cup.
I honestly think Germany.
You're fucking me, man.
No, I'm deadass!
Jordan is a really good team
Neighborhood as we close to
I don't know
All right chat well, I think that's it
Good stream
If I have internet and Wi-Fi tomorrow in power, I'll be live tomorrow
I don't know what fucking time, but I don't I'm literally going home to no power. I'm not even kidding
so
Love you guys join the Twitter comments make more calm
I'm really appreciate it.
Do you not think it tastes as good as getting a late night?
See you guys tomorrow.
Let's see if I raise it.
The mission's just over.
Yeah, it's time.
It's okay though.
I'm down the house.
The real loss of credit.
Should I dump the Gatorade?
I mean, actually, I'm not gonna let it be in the mouth.
Should we dump the Gator in on Lacey?
I think he peeped out to cheer him up a little bit.
Chivo, you want to do that?
Huh?
You want to dump the Gator in on him?
He's putting it on me.
You want to dump the Gator in on him?
He's putting it on me.
You want to drop the Gator in on him?
I have my price.
And give me a...
You can't get like...
250!
To you?
Nah.
It's a good try.
Then I'll go get 250.
Then I'll go get 250?
I
Actually I'm actually so surprised listen. I knew I knew I was gonna lose
But I didn't think it was me that bad like I thought I could have won
But that was like the worst game. Why are you zooming in my hand my pants from scratch you might not do
I'm scratching my nuts
Maybe it's about the friends we made along the way.
I will never see you again after this.
I did it.
Like what friends did I make along the way?
Bro, look where you're at, bro.
You have to be grateful.
Look at the things you have in your life.
Who cares about the super bowl?
Or you have me.
You're going after tonight.
Well, it was a good night.
For me, I don't know about you.
Hey, we see a lot, right?
Thanks.
Some things, some things are dead.
Thank you for telling me some of you are dead.
Yeah, people die, yes.
I'm telling you right now, bro.
The World Cup, I'm gonna make all my money.
That's where you're gonna become a glitch.
Alright, chat.
Scratch my balls sniffing them.
I'll see you guys maybe tomorrow if I have fucking internet.
I-I-I don't know.
I literally don't know if I'm gonna have power or anything.
You use my setup. I stream off the laptop.
I'm never talking to you again.
During the tour, I got mixed with Marc-Colm and I ate some bullshit today like...
I love you boys.
I'm out of here.