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every single day there's a new one bro I actually don't get it I actually I
don't get it bro I don't I don't get it I don't get it
dude what's going on what's the emote of the day what's the emote of the day and
know it's not Roblox cheer this dog she emo they were three months was good
Bro, thank you for the 68 view array Jonah. You're a fucking loser
I'm saying good yeah
God damn
God damn
Pull out the mosh
Stop!
Stop putting air by Jacks!
Damn it's nine months but stop!
Poulton was good!
Homeless was good!
Stop!
Putting back!
Yo this gotta get me banned brother
You're gonna get me banned
Yo this is gonna get me fucking banned bro
This is gonna be fucking
Whatever bro
Good morning everybody
Thank you 18 months
Let me actually, let me know what I'm using. Alright.
Obviously, you know, how's everyone's day today? How's everyone doing today?
How's everyone doing today?
Do I look chop today before we talk about anything? Let me pause the music. Do I look chop?
Honestly, bro, I ate some bullshit yesterday. I saw Staborn Otto's calories tweet out that I ate 2100 calories in one sitting.
You're a fucking loser. Okay. You're a dead ass a fucking loser. I don't know why why is it damn damn go ahead do it
Go ahead do it. Yo, why does what I eat bother you guys so much like I'm gonna get a six pack
I promise I actually promise you I'll get it, bro
Stop with this fucking emo. No, this is not gonna be the new one, bro. This is actually dog shit
This is actually dog shit. Um
Yesterday I was homeless, but today we have internet and power. Let's go. Let's clap it up, bro
Put some W's finally it's mainstream, bro
Also, everyone say buy to toast his one-day contract is done
GG's toast. He is toast if that if you know what I mean
He had a one-day contract. I know I know get sad. I know I know I know I know he did make a tweet yesterday
This is his tweet is pretty sad
I know one-day contract with the stable look how happy he is bro
Even though he has a long face even though he's chopped even though. He's annoying even though. He's ugly
He's he was a happy dude, bro. He was a happy fucking dude. So shout out to him and let's get some W toast in the chat
Lays is officially back. Um, he is says that he's not sick. I don't know apparently he was sick for one day
Don't really know how that happens. He also conveniently got sick when Call of Duty ranks came out
Don't really understand that but nonetheless, I'm not gonna complain
Um, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know, something's sus going on.
We have a little bit of drama to react to, and no, not that thing.
I will talk about that, but I'm not going to react to it.
Something about this one dude named Vaughn who keeps making TikToks on me, I'm going
to expose him.
I'm going to expose him.
You want to make me look like a weirdo online?
I'm going to make you look stupid.
So I'm going to talk about that in a second.
Yeah, I'm going to make him look stupid.
I know that JX files are not out.
I don't even know what that means.
I'm not on the Epstein files.
I do want to talk about this one thing real quick because I know you will probably hear
this for that.
Obviously right, I just got a Shopify notification.
Obviously as y'all know, many of you guys have woken up to Jason and his girlfriend no
longer together.
I'm not going to react to it because I already knew about this, you know, days in advance,
This isn't I'm not gonna fake a reaction for like some clips or whatever
Well, it's not it's not my business. It's not it was business besides his I'm not gonna react to it
but obviously I knew this for the last couple days and
Why didn't you spoil it?
Okay, I knew about this last couple days. Um, it is true. They're not together. It's their business. It's not mine
Simple as that
And yeah, that's kind of it
So if you're hoping for me to react to that, it's not my business. Jason will be okay.
So Kuro's gonna be okay. Everyone's gonna be okay.
Everyone's gonna be happy. We're all happy.
You know, all you got to do at the end of the day is just smile and just put a good face on.
You know what I'm saying? Everyone smile. Jason's gonna take some time off, I think, and then he's gonna do his island.
So yeah.
So you pre-watched it, Lil W.
I'm not watching. Are you fucking? No, no, I'm getting baited now. No, I'm getting- I'm getting fucking-
No, he's not going on his own island like that, bro.
I meant like he's doing his island.
Yeah, I can't take this chat seriously, bro.
I also saw that someone in the Twitter columns
was saying that RN is coming to L.A. to stream site me.
The Indian dude, that's not happening.
That's not happening.
Yes, L pre-watcher, bro, L pre-watcher.
No, I'm not gonna react to it, but yeah,
it's simple as that, that's kind of it.
You know, me and Jason will talk off stream,
make sure he's good, blah, blah, blah.
He's been happy, I've been happy, you know what I'm saying?
We go into the gym in him soon probably tonight. That's good, bro. We're gonna be happy
Right now Vaughn and Hitler are the same people. Oh, yes, so we're gonna talk about this guy real quick
I'm gonna get this straight out of the book. Who knows this guy that's been stream sniping me
I'm not gonna lie. Should I just talk about it now or should I wait like a couple minutes?
Cuz I really do want to I'm really gonna like make this guy look like
It's really fucking annoying when someone wants to form me for millions of people
But you know what that's perfectly fine cuz he's probably watching the stream for all I know he always gives me subs
Chunky monkey with the 20 gifted. Thank you so much and mr. Momat with the five gifted
Thank you chunky monkey and mr. Momat can everyone say thank you right now. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Thank you very nice. Thank you so much bro. Thank you so much
And you guys putting this emo bro. Why is it so fast in my chat?
Why doesn't it like for like a second my head is so big in the email, bro? I'm not even kidding
Yeah, but um, I'm in here. Yeah, but I'm just gonna make you look stupid
You know, I know you want this attention. So I'm gonna give you this attention that you want. Don't worry
I'm gonna make you look down. Thank you guys for all the subs. Thank you guys for everything
How's everyone doing before I talk about anything?
How's everyone doing before I go into anything?
How's everyone doing bro? Is everyone else doing good or no?
good
Good amazing let me see an email to describe your day, bro
So I can get like a I can get a coverage of this. Oh
You're happy that I'm live today who watched yesterday's stream show a hand drop of me if you did drop of me if you did
Jump of me. I'm trying to see something
Dude yesterday was the first time I sports bet and let me tell you right now
Let me tell you right now the next time I sports bet. I promise you. I'm betting on the world cup
I'm gonna bet on the world cup, bro. I promise you. I'm gonna make my money back
Yo, the World Cup is going to be a movie.
It's going to be a movie, bro.
Y'all are spamming GG.
I'm not addicted, bro.
I'm not addicted.
Um, no, I'm not.
I'm hoping that, you know, this time I can get sponsored money, um, because I took away
your guys' money.
Yes, you guys.
Anyone in here who's ever gifted a sub, that was your money that I bet on.
Um, this isn't my money, and simple as that, it's over.
It's over.
It's over.
So, hello, bro.
Yep, you.
Yes, you.
Yep.
The Drusky Emo.
Yes, I'm not addicted classic.
I have the least addictive personality name one thing that I've been addicted to
Name one thing. Oh, there we go eating. Okay eating
Smelling shit. I don't smell my fingers anymore, bro. Bobcards
food food food
Yo, you guys are hilarious, bro food. Yes. I'm fat food
Yo cat thank you for the 13 months was good, bro. I'm not Sidemen tweet kek wait. Yo, oh my okay
You know what today? I'm dead ass. I'm dead ass. I'm banning terms in my chat. I don't care anymore. I'm ruining your guys's fun
It's over. I'm dead ass. I'm dead ass banning keywords. I'm dead serious
It's over for you guys like what the fuck is a Marlin scratch stop using this also tonight by the way
You could probably read my title. It says London soon tonight chat. It is officially locked in me and Marlin will be planning tonight
London so we will be we'll be planning London tonight. So London is still happening
I believe we might be going the 15th or the 16th. I don't want to say it just yet, but we are going so don't worry
We will be going it will be good times and we will figure out some content. Yes. I know I know
No, I did not get invited to the Sideman charity match. So stop asking me. I didn't thank you for the church prime for four months
Does anyone want to be the first person in the chat to gift a thousand subs anyone at all?
Anyone at all anyone at all?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, don't worry.
We are still streaming the 13th and the 15th, but I know, get your cringe out.
Get it out.
Get it out.
Call me cringe.
I will be taking off Valentine's Day, unfortunately.
In case she's watching, you know, unfortunately, I will be taking off Valentine's Day, so yes.
But I will be streaming the 13th and the 15th.
Thank you for one singular gifted sub, bro.
Who got the sub?
Thank you for another singular gifted sub by Sidney.
Do I have any girls in my chat type me if you're a girl?
We will be doing the P.O. box on the 15th. Do not miss it. P.O. box on the 15th. Do not miss it
So please please please please if you're gonna send stuff exhibition mark P.O. That's your chance stop typing omai5 kev
You are a fucking loser
Is it cringe to love your girl? I mean bro my girlfriend. I love her sure but bro
Is it how many people in here is gonna spend Valentine's Day watching stable or no? No, right a lot of you guys bro
a lot of you guys so it's like bro it's like I could I could I could force my
like lonely viewers to give me money facts or no let's just be honest here
let's be honest here like yo drop one gifted sub if you love stable or no like
watch see look how many I get watch watch
one bits okay yep there they go the bits how do you guys even have bits on
twitch like do you guys add bits to your card are you fucking stupid like get
Like who adds like a hundred bits of their cut you like oh my god. I'm over this shit. All right. Let's get to expose you shall we
All right, I mean obviously I already know he's watching. Thank you for the gift of substance run. Oh, thank everyone say thank you
I already know he's probably watching the stream. He is here
So who knows the guy who keeps finding me on tic-tac drop of me if you know what I'm talking about
Drop of me if you know what I'm talking about
Go ahead drop of me. So basically
on the tic-tac
There's this dude whose name is Vaughn. Let me just open up everything real quick, hold on.
Just so I can have everything ready.
Give me one second, one second, one second.
Um, I'm gonna be honest with you, I have no hate, no hate in the world.
I'm a very happy dude, I ah got all day, I'm pretty fucking happy always.
But, I'm not gonna lie, when I see someone, no, not King Vaughn, you fucking idiot, bro.
Not King Vaughn.
I'm a very happy dude, bro, but when I see someone like intentionally form me when all I've done is nothing but nice things to them
You know, I don't think offense, but I'm like, okay
Okay, got it
All right
Damn, I can't even oh it looks like it's getting deleted in real time. Hold on. Let me screenshot it on my phone
Give me one second. She's getting deleted in real time
One second, one second, one second, one second, one second, one second, one second, one second.
Okay, let me just set this to myself on Dick Hort, W Dick Hort.
Stop putting this yellow dude with fucking hands up, bruh.
Stop.
I mean, he's going to clip all this imposter's on his page, which is perfectly fine.
I mean, I knew this, I know this is going to happen.
Okay, so drop a me right a big me if you know who this is
Basically right I'm gonna say this in the most peaceful way because honestly I have I respect I
Genuinely respect anyone who grinds facts or no genuinely genuinely
I respect anyone who grinds and
Anyone who wants to make it I get it right so this guy for anyone who doesn't know he finds streamers
Right and then he instantly like gets all these likes or whatever his content is that look there's no other content
There's zero other content that he makes besides
Stream sniping other people on his tiktok at least
So this guy has stream sniped every phase member in the past. You know what I'm saying. He's stream sniped
Max he's true type DDG Marlin
Deshaun, Neon, Rekai, all these people.
Somehow he finds everybody.
Obviously, it gets very popular.
Excuse me?
So this one has 54 million likes, or views,
and 8 million likes.
So basically.
Sorry to bother you guys.
How many likes?
This is the first time I ever interacted with them.
It's on TikTok to get invited.
Me, Pepsi, Lopie, meh, and Adapt.
Look at the sublothon.
Fuck away.
How many likes?
Came up to us, by the way.
Listen, again, right?
IRL stream so I completely get it but coming up to us with metaglasses without telling someone you have metaglasses
I'm gonna be honest with you. You could hate me. You could love me. I think that's a little weird personally
Personally, I think that's a little weird when you don't tell someone you're recording them
You can hear me pull it out though instantly some tiktok to get invited to the sublothon
How many likes on tiktok to get invited to the sublothon just to like say what's up?
They just pull up
So 2.5 million right hold the shit
2.5 million likes the 800,000 and he smashed it W. Von he smashed it
He smashed it
He smashed it bro. This is where I was like, yo, this guy is the goal
I'm like, what the fuck this guy's the go. Let me just download this real quick. This guy is the absolute go
Let me just open this real quick
So of course
When he smashed this I instantly messaged him who I was like yes
You can come during the sub-a-thon who remembers when I got drunk during the sub-a-thon and I was like oh fuck
I forgot to invite him so I made it up to him by messaging him and I told him yo
Let's do something right during this this is during the sub-a-thon still look at this look at this look at this look at this ready
Oh by the way look talking about him
I don't know what the fuck happened. Did anyone see when me and adapt got hit with metaglassens?
Excuse me. I talk about it. Good run. W run so far. And then and then and then look
I invite him to the sub-a-thon house, which I'll show you the DMs in one second. This is during the sub-a-thon
This is when the last day. Holy shoot. They're wrong
Hey man, I'm at the phase house. You did it. Look how chopped I am. First of all. I'm just
at the phase house. No, this isn't after I ended. I'll show you the DMs. Oh, the fans
helped me. I just came to like- This is in the morning. You can actually find the VOD.
I randomly get up and I go do a report because I promised them. A promise is a promise.
Hey, what's up? You know? Why do I look so ugly in the morning?
So we recorded this and then I still I still did a tiktok with him
He asked me to do a tiktok. So I said fuck it. Let's do it
Everyone is look finally got his collab praying emoji the clip himself you're gonna like this comment finally got your collab
He's hoarding every comment and he's happy. Yeah, he's so happy
he's smiling he's smiling he's smiling so then he stream snipes me again we're
not from this stream I have to ask you what what you mean how many likes to do
Because I just did a full stream.
We'll remember this.
Full stream?
If you remember this.
I'll segment at least.
Bro, come on.
I'll segment?
Yeah, if I get a million likes and 100,000 comments.
No!
Why?
Listen closely.
Everybody listen closely.
So first I say no, right?
And I'm like, you know what?
I'm like, you know what?
Fuck it.
I'll give it another chance.
I've already collabed with him.
Keep in mind, by the way, right?
One million likes.
Two million comments.
What the fuck?
That's when he cuts it completely.
One man likes too many comments
Now Ron he completed it Ron. He completed it Ron. He completed it Ron. He completed it look
Comes up to me again
Now here's where I'll expose it ready
He came up to me because he knows that if he gets another clip of me talking about it, which he did
7 million views. Oh
Ron we didn't hit the goal people from this video are gonna go to the old video and comment on it. I'm not stupid
So he wants to push it obviously he wants to push it
Which he found me again by the way he found me again
This is now his fourth no fifth time coming to me
I do a second with you, but you're not gonna see me. I know but I got like one point something bro
One million likes I even reposted it because I liked him. I liked him. I was a good dude
This is W Ron. He's I was being a good dude. I
Even reposted it fuck. Oh, come on. We gotta plan one thing at least just one segment at least
Keep in mind keep in mind this guy hasn't told me a segment. He wants to do he just wants to come on stream
I don't know what he wants to do the only content. I've seen it him is is is finding streamers
It's probably not gonna hit us way too much
Hidden all the keywords why not gonna hit it's probably way too much
She wants to push the video, which I completely understand and I respect by the way. That's why I reposted it
I still I still did it still then then the moment comes yesterday
yo no we hit it yes we did I hit the goal 20 minutes into my stream instantly
I get followed what the fuck but I hit the goal though right right look look
look seven million views in less than 24 hours cancel stable and auto he's
He's harding it.
Stable and auto-massifying.
We're going to cancel it.
So obviously, he's intentionally wanting to hate for me.
Now wait.
Now wait.
Now wait.
I don't really care because these are all little kids.
At the end of the day, it doesn't matter.
These are tiktards.
This is the truth.
But like, he obviously wants to do it, right?
Number one, your tiktop didn't even hit 2 million comments, okay?
So this was a hate form and a half.
Your tiktop hit 1.957.221.
I am a man of my word. You didn't hit it. So you didn't hit it. You screenshot it because on desktop or on
Anything it shows the wrong that you hit two million, but right here, but the actual comments is right here
So you hit one one point nine million on this one. So you didn't hit it
So you didn't hit it
But you didn't know that no, I didn't know that I didn't know that
go ahead
So, not only did he not hit it, intentionally hate for me, but his DMs with me make no sense.
Because in our DMs, he said, hi, I can teach you piano.
Then he gave me one of these emails.
Keep in mind, I like this dude.
He's super nice.
I said, brother, still time.
Just chill.
I'll make sure I'm going to figure out something.
Okay, Bet, thanks.
So he sent me a bunch of stuff.
I said, want to come to the awards.
And he goes, okay, when is that?
Blah, blah.
So obviously I didn't see that.
One stream, who remembers, I said, oh, I fucked up.
Remember during the awards, I fucked up, and I said, oh, I fucked up, I should have invited
him, blah, blah, blah.
Right?
Who remembers that?
You could actually probably find the clip.
Someone in the chat could find the clip.
Just give me more details so I can get a haircut and save the woman.
I said, pretty sure I might do it for the Halloween party, blah, blah.
I think it'd be funny if you stepped in with Metaglass and you get into the house, I introduce
you around the house, and you get kicked out.
So obviously we're scripting.
You can call me an L-scriptor.
Go ahead, L-scriptor.
Do it.
Do it.
Do it.
I forgot blah blah blah, symbols that.
And then I said, you could probably come after I shop
for suits in the round four or five.
That's all I wanted anyway, just to pull up.
So keep in mind, he's the leading messenger.
I don't know what he's the leading.
So I said, I sent him the address.
Leaked, leaked, go ahead, say I leaked.
This is the address of the sub-a-thon house.
And I said, yo, come up, blah blah blah.
I did have so much stuff happening because we did.
It was the end of the sub-a-thon.
It was the end of the sub-a-thon.
And, you know, I felt bad, but I'm still being a W wrong.
I'm still trying to make shit work for his content,
even though I don't have to.
I'm doing it because I respect his grind,
I respect the hustle, et cetera.
He says, you're good, bro, and all right, bet.
And he's gonna let you know 15 minutes away, 10 away.
I go, this is perfect,
because we have to do something at 12, blah, blah, blah.
We do it, we can do it, whatever.
He said, Ron, thank you so much again.
This is, keep in mind, this is after the biggest month ever
of my career, technically.
This is the subodon.
He goes, y'all, Ron, thank you so much again
for your time, bro.
Means a lot.
I have one more question,
how do you separate genuine people
from genuine people within the industry?
if you have any advice to me in the world.
So I respond back.
I said, trust God and be patient with everything
and enjoy the journey.
I love you, bro.
Thank you.
Bang.
Don't be run, bro.
Simple.
Gave him advice, did the videos, kept my word
on multiple videos, kept my word on this one,
took it.
Look, he streams all of the friends, et cetera,
but I stuck to my word.
But then he messages me, right?
I stop reading my DMs, keep in mind at this point
because I only respond to my number.
He messages me to tell Plackboy Max to stop talking about bots.
I don't know why he wanted me to do this.
He wanted me to tell everyone that he doesn't bot his comments or whatever, which by the
way, has nothing to do with me.
I don't know why he's asking me to tell Max this.
Yeah, I don't know.
That's right over here.
He goes, it's a big accomplishment or whatever.
And then he goes, 1.2 million comments.
I don't think I'm going to hit the goal, bro.
1 million comments are stupid.
Let's do a segment.
Bro, and stop.
I saw you.
It's botted, bro.
Then he deletes his message. I don't really know what this was. This is January 22nd
I don't really know this was but he deleted his messages
Yes, pin how much likes for a collab run kill yourself in game
So he does that
He does that right and and when he does that he posts this video
Oh, no more intentionally farming me because he wanted me to say the video hasn't reached the comments yet
So people go from this video to the other video. I know how it is. Listen
All I'm saying is am I the bad guy for saying I think this is a little bit weird now
I I did the right thing. I did the right thing. I did this collapse that he asked
You've came to me one two
three four
What is it five top five times now? You've met all everyone in here one two you met everyone in here at
This point you're just dragging it, and I think it's a little weird considering. Oh no one more right here
I didn't even see this one.
One more right here because I did the right thing, did I not?
Like someone tell me, genuinely someone tell me.
Like actually someone tell me in the chat.
Like tell me if I'm being the wrong person.
Like I just think it's weird how you find me 20 minutes
into my stream.
At that point I'm like glorifying you like stalking people,
bro that's what you, that is what your content is.
And at first I was like, this is cool, whatever.
But bro, you want me to do streams with you,
but your content is literally just finding people.
I think that's a little weird, I'm gonna be honest with you, and I'm an IRL streamer,
keep in mind I'm a weirdo too, facts, I'm gonna be honest with you, I IRL stream everything,
it's pretty easy to find out where I am.
So that's why I respected you in the beginning, because I was like you know what, you're gonna
take advantage of that, you're gonna take advantage of the fact that you know where
I am always, you know what, get your money, get your likes, whatever, right?
But I made the right thing, I just think it's a little weird how you intentionally post
this, knowing this was gonna hate for me and you like hate comments.
But as I told you in our DMs, being a genuine person, because this is what you said by the
way, ready?
This is what you said.
You wrote right here saying, Yo Ron, thank you so much again for your timing.
I have one question, bro.
How do you separate genuine people from non-genuine people within the industry?
You're not a non-genuine person, it's obvious to see.
You obviously did it for the likes, you did it for the engagement, and you actually don't
care about me as a person.
Because if you cared about me, you wouldn't have done that.
But it's perfectly fine.
You know what I'm saying?
Because like I said, trust God, et cetera.
And honestly, I'm not worried at this at all.
At the end of the day, I know I'm a good person.
I know I did the right thing.
I think it's a little weird that you're farming me for the tic-tards, but it's honestly fine
if that's what gets you your money and your likes.
I mean, I wish you the best for your career, but obviously, I guarantee you, knowing in
this house is now going to do anything with you if you want to do something ever.
It's just like, I don't know, you set yourself up a little bit.
I gave you the advice. I tried to help you and also I met your friends at a car meet and they said that you
Apparently, I don't even want to say this shit cuz like it's not my business put out
But I met your friends at a car meet it was some Armenian guys and they were basically like, oh, do you know who Vaughn is?
I'm like, yeah, and I thought oh that's one of our friends from school
And then they told me that you do a lot of weird shit. I'm not gonna say it
Obviously that I'm not gonna expose your friends because you'll figure out who it is, but listen, bro
But enjoy your thing, obviously you posted this knowing you're not going to private it,
you're probably going to respond to this on TikTok.
He'll probably post all this shit to farm me, but that's perfectly fine.
I'm not going to talk about this anymore.
Enjoy though, enjoy it.
Seriously, I wish you genuinely the best, genuinely the best.
Because I really did try to be nice to him, right?
I feel like I did the right thing, Chad.
Now, I genuinely, and you could tell me if I have an ego, like genuinely, like real talk.
I feel like I did the right thing.
I feel like I did the right thing, did what he wanted, et cetera.
He wanted to do a collab on stream.
I don't know what we would have done to be honest with you, but yeah.
Simple as that.
But you know what, let's move on, let's smile, and let's have good vibes.
I'm sure he's gonna post it.
I'm not reacting to it anymore, yeah.
A private, if you want, I don't care about that.
I mean, do whatever you think is necessary, Bob.
At the end of the day, you know what you did.
Do whatever you want.
If you want a private, you can private.
If you want to delete it, you can delete it.
You know what you did.
Uh, Vaughn question mark.
I'm not reacting to this.
What happens if he hits 2 mil?
Oh, if he would have hit 2 mil, I would have done it.
The same way I did it before.
But he knew that it didn't hit 2 mil.
Ha!
Yo, yo, Ziggy, bro.
Shut up, bro.
Badass.
Why are you linking me this, bro?
R.N. versus Vaughn, bro.
Come on, bro.
Seriously, stop doing this.
Also, by the way, I have been addicted to stupid memes on Twitter.
I don't know what it is.
I open up Twitter.
Clavicular was mid-gester gooning when a group of foits came in spite his cortisol levels
Is ignoring the foits while munting and magging moids more useful than SMV Chad fishing in the club
When I tell you I'm at dinner giggling my ass up like what the fuck does this even mean?
This genuinely might be the greatest. I'm genuinely serious. This might be the greatest tweet that ever came out
I swear to god like I I didn't really love clav. I think you know obviously I know what he's doing
He's getting his bag whatever might be but bro. This is the dumbest shit. I have ever fucking read ever
I'm not even kidding like
Like what the fuck is gesture gooning to foids
Like what is this bro like what is a gesture gooning to foids bro
Clavicular found a Chico de Bone smashing.
Like, why do all these kick pages always post people edited?
What is this?
What is this meme?
I don't get it.
Like, Blackboy Max Doom post about perma-stacy exposure admits attention leakage and validation
Drip of de-kiction. His dopamine is fried. Fossil tendencies confirmed. Can't finish movie. Algorithm mod by Solvedor.
Horm dynamic.
Like what am I, am I, is my brain that rotten? I'm dead serious, bro. These guys are jet, like what the
fuck does algorithm have to do with anything? When I saw his interest as smittery, the, the
But depth then the community I felt that are these pages just dead ass
I'm dead ass here. Are these pages dead ass board like what what am I reading? I don't even know what I'm reading, bro
I
Don't know I don't know what I'm reading and then I also saw this one
This one is a pretty good one
Almost cost a career ending cortisol spike after I larp max Stacy tried chestifying him on stream
I call him a good boy. Well, he's mid-mog which I don't even know what I'm reading anymore. I'm dead ass
I did as though know what I'm reading
Dead series um yes simple as that bro um I don't know what it means how's everyone
doing there bro y'all been doing good I know I wasn't generally sugar person
I was looking at social media drama as a joke it's all good bottom listen bro I
wish you the best you don't have to delete if you don't want but just you know
I tried being a good person but obviously I guess it didn't work out um also by
the way I don't know if you guys saw it Alex G texted me it was confirmed him
did anyone see it or no it was confirmed him who streaked the fucking field
bro I don't know what's on his body I don't even give a fuck to be honest with
you if I promote it or whatever I don't even know if this is like a coin or
anything bro he did it again how the fuck do you streak the Super Bowl two
times do you not get banned I'm confused do not get banned the first time do you
You not get banned?
You do?
So how the fuck, how the fuck did he do it?
How the fuck did he do this?
Only from the stadium.
Adapt literally said to it, it would never happen again and let alone to be the guy.
Ron, do something.
What do you want me to react to motherfucker?
What?
So, you watch squeaky and like one of your girlfriends and then you pull a girl up the
hair.
Bro, what do you like to be as a person for retard shit?
He should have put At Stable or an Auto on his chest.
If I streak through the Super Bowl, if I streak through the Super Bowl, get this shit off my
screen.
If I streak through the Super Bowl with a Twitch link, how many views do you think it
would get?
Would it get anything or no?
Lacey does a fake crash after losing $0 and using sponsored fave b- why did you link
me this?
At least he actually had 100,000. Apparently they gave him 100,000.
I think he told her that they gave him money and he could have kept it, but he actually
bet it all and he lost it all.
What are you fucking doing?
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
That, I don't know about it. I don't know if that was part of the house or not.
Look at my reaction. I'm like, I'm Rondale right now.
I'm literally just Rondale.
Alex G the Super Bowl. What?
What is this?
Yo, he's pretty fast no
Thank you. All I'm saying is Drake may fuck you dead ass dead serious fuck you Drake may
I'm dead ass serious too. I don't I don't care. I don't give a flying fuck. Yo, I don't care what y'all say
You're not gonna bro. You're not no city. I don't care, but you're not gonna convince me otherwise
I don't watch football. I don't care. He is garbage, bro. You're not Super Bowl ready. You're you're no, I don't care
We drag me fans won't stand for this. I don't care. I don't care
Body fat genuine I don't fuck with stable or an auto. What is this tiktok account?
206 your first stand was 30.4
Now you're at 29.1. Okay, so I lost about 1% body fat
What is the point, what is actually the point of making fun of me?
Drake May my way parody.
But with our first round pick, we drafted Drake made.
Yes, there were times more than a few.
What am I looking at?
Drake made mistakes, but I always knew.
This guy's dog shit. Drake May is actually a fluke. I don't care. I'm not kidding.
Put me into the fucking ring or the pitch or the rink or that field whatever it's
called, bro. I'm dead serious. I'm doing more than him. Dead serious. Dead serious.
This might have been the greatest TikTok that we posted in a while, Mario. I'm not
Be kidding or Instagram real shout out to toast by the way for this angle
I don't know how to fuck this happen this genuinely made you know this might have been the funniest thing that ever happened
He's doing a documentary for the Super Bowl because he's a he's a player he plays in the NFL
So happy so so amazing wow this is this is amazing
Oh, thank you.
No, don't fucking bitch!
So I get cut off by this girl, trying to back up, she didn't give a fuck.
Fuck is going past me!
No, do you see the fucking reverse lights?
You stupid fuck!
Yo!
Yo, they...
Yo, so they look behind, bro, like, what is this?
I gotta see the chat in this, bro.
God.
Ha! How did Toast get...
Bro, I don't even know how you saw that shit.
Um...
What is this?
Yeah, bro.
In the world full of haters, I will always be your waiter at the table of success.
What does this even mean, bro?
Dead serious.
Can I even ask a question?
Heh heh heh.
You are a demon, if he streaks it, where else do I sleep?
If he streaks it, I will end the on switch.
Look at us!
Are you serious? You made an edit?
Steve!
What are you saying bro?
Hey you're a fucking loser bruh.
Sorry.
No I gotta say bro, I gotta say.
Clicks and Higgs just pissed on Peterbot and Polo.
Who tried griefing them?
Wait am I about to react to Fortnite shit during my intro?
What the fuck?
Is this 2020?
Be honest bro, is Clicks better than Peterbot?
I don't watch the game.
I really don't anymore.
Bro I used to...
Who in the chat used to be so addicted to just watching Fortnite?
Fortnite I'm not even kidding David of six months, bro Kiwi and
Sydney they give it a two months job. Oh you a girl drop me for a girl
Bro, I used to be so addicted that I literally
Okay, I'm gonna say the truth. I'm gonna say the truth
Back in COVID when I used to take days off of streaming. I secretly watched clicks play fortnight. I'm just keeping the buck
I'm just keeping about I'm telling you the truth. I secretly watched him because I was addicted
I was addicted to watching for tonight. I'm not getting and I'll be honest with you during my exclamation mark 2023 fall off during the fall off I
I
Reacted to instead of doing viewing parties. I would watch them off stream
That is what I'm looking at. Okay, well, let me see what clicks is made up
I'm gonna make space like
Wait a minute, hold on it's clicks better than p-tar bot. I don't really know what I'm looking at but like
Wow
I'm gonna be so dead out us with you clicks is like clicks with clicks and Higgs were mid gesture
good when a group of foids known as P polo and Peter Rock came up and they spiked his
There's cortisol levels as simple as that.
So my question is, is ignoring the foids and munting and mocking the moids more useful
than SMV Chad fishing in Fortnite?
That's my question.
That's my question.
I just want to know.
Oh man.
Super Bowl Streaker got thousands of fans to entertainment at LazyTown.
I'm gonna be honest with you there was so much fucking that that game might have been the worst game ever to watch
Was that the worst rule dead serious?
Was that the worst you roll?
That's the rule so boring they put you on the Super Bowl screen
Point is up spinning nicely
That's a fellow in a black hat and frock coat. He snatched the coin and he's running
Like bro, like what is this like?
Like bro, do you guys just think I'm just like I'm not even gonna do it to you when I'm having a bad day
But I remember that if I was Ron and if I was a billionaire
He wouldn't be a billionaire for a day shut the fuck up, bro. Go to Alex's Instagram. I
Mean let me pick my nose while I do this
Wait he dead ass recorded the whole thing oh
Oh my god he had a diversion jump and then went in front of them
Wait
Bro he had a diversion
Wait, did they not break his metaglasses? I feel like if they were smart they would take his or is that look at this
Jumps in
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. He's a demon. Why the fuck is he wearing a beard and a hat? Yeah
I'm not gonna lie. There's gotta be no security
How does someone who's banned from the Super Bowl banned from stadiums get back in y'all? I
Don't know how he did this bro. I
Don't know how he did this
What if Ron does a seven-day marathon starts March Monday 9th where he stays in a gym with a personal trainer
Teaching him the basics about running on a end on Sunday the 15th. He does a half marathon for 10k
Brother I
Can't even how what is it 10k is that 10 miles? What is it 10k is 10k 10 miles? What is that?
How much is it it's sex wait what that's easy is that not easy
Bro, I run five to six miles every day is this even that hard
Bro that would take me like an hour in like ten minutes hour and twenty minutes. No it genuinely will it generally would
Patriots have nothing to do
None of your politics pictures. Yeah, I saw this shit, bro. Lacey this fucked up
Bro, you don't say it's about women bro simple as that brother. You hate women or not, bro
You don't say it's about women
Simple bro simple
Especially since Lacey's on a zempik didn't want to be the guy, but I'll say it I'll say it right now shout out to the Queens
Discord will age restrict users from certain features starting next month unless they users sends a face scan or ID
What does that even mean? What does that even mean? Discord, well, what features on Discord do people not get to use?
What is the age restricted features? What kind of weird shit are they talking about?
What are they talking about? Yo, you know what I did realize?
Low-key? It's cuz of the ring cameras. Wait, so can someone explain to me what the ring camera scene was?
What? I don't get it. What is? Am I a stupid void? I don't know what I don't understand it.
Are they trying to basically get all of our identity?
Are they trying to get all of our identity?
Bro, I'm gonna be honest with you. There's zero chance they could ever not get all of our identity. It's over
It's over for all of us anyone
Anyone who wants to stay hidden it's over bro. They already know who all of us are
Why do you think when we go to the hospital they mark us down certain things?
They put chips in our brain, bro. I'm not dumb. There's something weird going on. They know everything and everything
Me and Scorpio to our suicidal we're not happy. We don't like our lives and we're allergic to everything
Simple as that simple as fucking bat
anything that I missed I go through the Twitter com real quick. It's been a minute guys lays
his back. I know you guys say goodbye to toasties is probably never coming back is one day contracts
over. We have some shit we're going to do today. But yes, train is so rich that he casually
rose he lost $400 million in Bitcoin. Okay, trade if you're so rich by me a car right now.
Simple as that. If you're so rich, do a money spread. If you're so rich by a track
simple a roof they give it a five gifted if you got a sub say thank you and
maybe give him strokes um what is this Tuscan scientists find a new drug has
successfully grown hair and bald spots what do you want me to do genuinely
want you want me to do what do you want me to do what do you want me to do about
this. You're saved. Buy it. I don't have any type of boltz box. I did as have. Look at
this. I have no boltz box. My hair is just kind of greasy right now because I haven't
showered. Look, bro, my hair is perfect. I look, you have good hair genetics. No, I don't
a debt in my fucking head bro bro you guys act like I'm like no no the one
thing that annoys me is you act like I'm generally generally generally seriously
bald I'm jet I'm not fucking bald but I'm not fucking bald I'm not balding
nothing's happening why did you say four sins on pace aware bro does anyone in
my chat even know who fourson is like like brah I'm gonna look like a dumbass
Wait
Wait, what's ex-qc's record
Excuse me be in 14 minutes and 27 seconds
There's zero chance he beats it well, you know, bro, you would have to get to the end in less than a minute
It's over, bro. It's over.
Yo, this guy's ass, bro.
This is why XQC is the greatest Minecrafter of all time.
Greatest Minecrafter of all time, XQC.
The greatest.
Name one person that's better, bro.
Name one person.
It's not possible.
It's not DickSuck, bro.
Telling the tr-
It's already 13 minutes.
That's the-
Yo this guy is ass!
Yo!
Holy shit, stop licking me this Turkish thing, bro.
I don't need to get my bald spot fixed.
I don't need to get my fucking bald spot fixed.
I don't have anything that's bald, it's not happening, bro.
I look, I actually probably, bro, I look good.
Unironically, I think I look better than most of my viewers.
Genly serious.
Ron's New York starts, New York's sides start coming out.
Look how fat I was, bro. I used to be so fat, genuinely serious. Yeah, this was the
first time that all the guys were together in the same spot since like forever, bro.
And I'm not even kidding, it made me so happy. Genuinely, it made me so happy, bro. Like,
It's the first time we were all together in so long.
So long, bro.
It made me happy, bro.
Anyone else?
Did it make anyone else happy or no?
Did it make anyone else happy?
So, like, how are you feeling, Bubba?
You know, this is disgusting, by the way.
Imagine your room just has alcohol sitting on the table.
You're on an air mattress. You have a bowl of cereal. You have a fan on the ground. You don't even have a bed frame
It's just a mattress
There's clothes everywhere shoes everywhere dirt everywhere
So late
How are you feeling brother?
I'm not even kidding bro
dude
Buy house bro. I'm not I'm not buying him a house. I'm not buying him a house
Marley's gets paid good bro and he gets the stream he's act he actually has a
money glitch and he probably doesn't even pay taxes he definitely doesn't pay
taxes he actually has a glitch move out the hood bro three way what do you like
you're you're safe from a food poisoning no I might be food poisoning
Drink some of that Gatorade, decide to take a shower, and just do it all up.
Are you okay?
Shitty excuse to hang out with Diana and play Cotter Ranked all day, that's all I'm saying.
You could have lied and said maybe like a dog or like a family member passed or something like that, bro.
Shitty excuse to play Call of Duty Ranked all day.
I actually, all I want to do is play games and I can't-
Sate, look at this.
Oh my god.
Brother, you're not- I'm not dumb. Yo, yo. Who's recording this right now?
Who's recording this?
It's a leaf.
Santi, yo, yo Santi, text me when you're coming in, text me when you're coming in, bro.
Let me know.
Turns off his monitor, the PC's still on.
I'm over this shit, bro.
Over this.
Over this.
Scripted.
Interesting, bro.
Hold on, monitor's on.
deep dive a little. Watching Twitch stream, what's on the left monitor? Is that games?
Yeah, bro. I'm sick of this guy. Dead ass. No, no, no. You're, you're, oh my god. Damn
bro, I don't want to change a whole lot of bottles of alcohol. Bro, come on guys. We're
not reacting to this. Ron doesn't stream for one day. Tenzen Kaide breaks up. Electricity
water goes out the crib. Lays get six. RN is coming to LA. Cleveland gets arrested. Coyote
gets kicked from his clan. What the fuck does that even mean his clan? People do say when
I don't stream get this off my people do say when I don't stream something happens. Am I part of the Illuminati?
Lacey spotted Ron bone smashing in public restaurant off stream
Wait, this was Lacey that recorded me
Hey, who are you?
Bro, what?
I- Bro.
Anon made- makes his long awaited appearance in Jason the Weenoff line chat.
Yo, what the fuck is- Anon just deadass, not like me.
I'm dead, like- Dead sir, does he just hate me? I'm so confused.
Like what did I do, bro? What did I actually do? We never got to the boba and jacquero minecraft marathon
Maybe it wasn't meant to be bro
Pepsi really was the glue to everything. I do miss Pepsi a lot, bro
You think Pepsi misses you think the best you think Pepsi misses the stable? Do you think he thinks of uh?
You think he thinks of you guys opening up Bob's every day
He probably thinks of opening Bob's every single day with you guys, bro
Um, yo is R.N. by the way in LA I feel like we should do a stream together
Let me stop bro. Let me fucking stop. Let me stop bruh. I'm not no I'm just kidding bro
Yo R.N. bro make sure you stream side every person in town Lacey's yo R.N. Lacey literally said that he wanted to
Stream with you, but he wanted to see if you'd still come up to him
He didn't think he was famous enough. He was like yo, there's no way R.N. would come up to me, bro
So he's like, I'm not famous enough, but if he does, I want to make him the next ray.
I want to be like Kai, make him the next ray.
They hit the second tower.
Yes.
Welcome back, Tarsol.
It's a little late, but yes, welcome back.
Stable Rinault's on-stream diet.
Mike's hard lemonade.
Two bottles.
Cheese, it's three servings.
Purple Doritos, three servings.
Uncrustable peanut butter and strawberry jam.
Two slices of small pizza.
Approximately total macros.
1,850 calories
Yo, this is this guy's a late this guy's a lame
I I I can't I can't laugh at this because he's literally lying and you guys just agree with him guys
I did not eat a full bag of Doritos. There were half eaten the cheese it's I took like three handfuls
Mike's hard lemonade. I didn't even finish all of them and the two slices of pizza. I didn't even eat the crust
You guys are such losers. Put cap all you want bro. Put caps all you want
But I got 35 grams of protein. Are we mad at this or no? Are we mad at this?
To be honest guys sometimes I feel so happy you guys are finding at least some type of fun in me
But sometimes what I did to Jason and it makes me feel so bad that I feel like I shake
Okay, hold on now not no matter which streamer I watch it writes to me hi
They bad me because what did Jason and guys say if you give us a bro?
What the fuck okay, maybe we should stop talking about this guy
He's farming
Well, I'm not gonna be involved. This is but never kill yourself kill yourself is never the right answer
I'll be honest with you if you're not depressed read just a minute. Remember two sides per person. Oh, I'm very nice
I like this comment. Thank you, bro
But it will be honest with you he did
So I mean that's enough attention though go to Lacey for your problems aren't
I started watching attack on Titan again with my my girlfriend
It's getting I'm just trying to I want to make it a goal this year. You're not Kai
God forbid a motherfucker reads watches anime or anything bro. I
Just realized I'm like
Yo, stop using this Omei Emo, this new one.
Bro, you know what I realized?
Your name is Yusuf's Creamy Barnacle, bro.
I'm timing it off for five minutes.
You know what I realized, bro?
My attention span is so cooked, I low key need to be able to watch movies or anime.
Is it anime or anime?
I don't know.
Speaking of anime and Kai, has Kai uploaded anything to Kai's mind?
It's been a while, bro.
Why did he quit this channel?
This is such a good channel idea.
off progression and something is so cool to me. It is very cool. Do you think he's
gonna come back to streaming or is it cooked? Do you think it's cooked? And notice how they
scheduled the Super Bowl right after Clavicular got frame mugged by the ASU frat leader. And
And I haven't heard from FaZe Banks in a while, I feel like...
Alright, let me be careful here.
Um...
Blackboy Max was possibly given the worst streaming setup of all time at the Twitch headquarters.
They deadass gave him the case on him. What the fuck?
I
Where the fuck is that audio coming from they literally gave him the case on set up who remembers when case on had that set up
Trouble me if you know what I'm talking about
I'm at stumble Roberto, but
Oh, I don't know how they made him look like he just has like a disability or something.
He actually looks like he's got a disability, bro.
What did they do to him?
Did it clone him?
Um, you should do this with Lacey today.
Fuck it.
We ball live car shopping today.
Yeah, bro.
I'm pretty sure I know what he might be getting.
I don't know if it's confirmed yet.
This guy, Lacey, is actually going to go broke.
I don't know how, like, not broke, but broke.
He buys a car, says this is his dream car, then sells it, buys another car, says this
is his dream car, buys another car, sells it.
Like I've never ever been like that, bro.
You can't say ironic.
I've never been like that.
I've never been like that, bro.
You cannot say ironic.
It is not ironic.
It is not ironic.
Because when I buy cars, that's not.
When I buy cars, I keep them.
Name one car I got rid of.
I got rid of my BMW.
Cool.
BMW makes shit cars.
I'll say it.
You want to get mad at me, get mad at me.
They make shit cars.
I got it for Mercedes.
GT3, I upgraded the GT3.
I upgraded the GT3.
I didn't get rid of it.
I upgraded it.
Symbols that.
My Tesla, everyone knows a Tesla's a piece of shit.
My Audi, I traded it in for the GT3.
Bro, shut up, bro.
Shut up! Shut up! Before I gesture max all of you guys, I'm dead serious.
If I'm dead serious, I'm gonna start gesture maxing.
If Ronaldo was stable, why does he rage every three minutes?
I don't know. Your rage is having the time of his life at his first ever drag brunch.
As long as he's having fun, bruh.
As long as he's having fun, bruh.
It's all that matters.
I don't think you notice what happened at the start.
What did I miss?
We've got so many fucking links, bruh.
Am I the best link clicker in the world?
Am I watching Austin Shoget's work done while Rage is getting head?
What is going on?
What 10,000 hours of Minecraft speedruns look like?
bro don't make fun of xQc he knows what he's doing wait a minute that's my
that's my hey do not redeem do not do not
oh wow there's little one right there bro all I'm seeing is a bunch of AI bro
Dave should I install FL Studio again I don't have the setup though that's the
problem like I it's such a pain to set up bro like no bro you know what just
cuz you said no I dead ass no no no I dead ass gotta I dead ass gotta make
new music again bro I dead ass gotta make nobody wants to an FL don't threaten
us with new music I'm dead
Let me just have this installed.
Let me just have this installed.
Let me just have it installed.
I'm not going to set it up right now, but let me just get this going just so I can have
this ready.
There we go.
You guys all have been asking so I'll be making more music.
Yes, W Ron in the chat, bro.
have been asking, so I will be delivering.
Simple as that.
Clavicular ran into ASU's top frat leader,
while Jester Maxing with Jim Sales
and instantly clocked peak cope.
The frat fraud leader went full UV dodge
maxing and weight cope maxing, inflating
Fakes Desk Protect frame after being skull
mugged while clapped deep lock and nuked cortisol
stabilized aura and dodged irreversible PSL bleed
by a millimeter.
So the J-man?
That's how I'm feeling, that ass.
There you go.
Let me go ahead and I have that, that's what we shoot at.
It's huge bro.
What the fuck you guys are matching this out?
What is this sorry ass audio?
Stable or not a new song?
If you're scared of the chat, get the fuck out!
This was my last track before everyone...
Now you know what I realized?
I have a bunch of bandwagon like fans in my chat bro.
Bro, am I underground or no?
Am I underground? Am I an underground artist or no?
Bro, I made this song in one take, everyone supported me and now y'all want to disrespect me?
If you're scared of the chat, get the fuck out!
in your cities in a short bus fucking all in your bitches I'm a quick bus fucking in your girl
evil with my knife shut up shut up get the fuck out of my face bro y'all disrespecting this shit
y'all know this is good music listen
get again shab shab shab
I don't even remember this part. There's three beats.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Hold on, ready?
Ha.
Yep, I've just seen the burger in three bites.
I'mma fuck you up, bitch.
I'mma need to fight.
You, you, you and you.
I'mma fuck you up, one and two.
It is garbage that y'all really listen to this shit
Who's time he's better do I have to prove to you guys that to slimy's not better than me? I am the best artist on this platform
Okay, the two slimes do my blow
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, shit is garbage.
Yo, what the fuck is wrong with me, bro?
The time?
What am I reading?
The time Croymoid Stamornado clown jerk slash Jester Goon, Eurage on Alive.
A Eurasian madroid was what wrestled Max with Hopium and called Indian streamers to white pill flicker it.
Would you decompress your age if he called you?
Like how do you even think of these tweets?
These are good tweets.
These are good tweets.
Drive this for a video?
Wow what a good song should we listen to Kendrick Lamar right now should put on mustard
David it's wishbone for 10 months bro thank you imagine if this was the supergirl halftime
Instead
You didn't Kanye West will ever gonna have time showers it cooks
What we doing dude who is the greatest artist brah brah I'm sorry the weekend
is nowhere close to Kanye West I'll be the one to say you could argue with me
I don't know man I really don't know Kanye is just we could argue all the
time bro but like he's genuinely just so good at what he does bro he's genuinely
he's generally just so fucking good bro does he good brah no dude girl content
No bro, no, I can't bro, I'm not trying to come on bro, I'm trying to just have fun, smile, everything.
Dumbass almost gave that poor lady a heart attack.
No, no, no, it was about the parking.
No, don't fucking be it!
You're not fucking going past me!
No, do you see the fucking reverse lights?
You stupid fuck!
Yo, they did us an open up and everything!
Yo, this is crazy!
This is dead-ass crazy
Oh, damn
Yo
Yo
Oh my so call me ron dory bro. You know i'm not am i actually that bad about iris. I feel like i'm not that dory like am i
I feel like i'm not that dory
Bro, come on. You're a horrible person. Oh, shut up. No, I'm not. The big unknown is alive?
No, he's not. He doesn't respond to me. Um, petition to get coyote the racist black bald.
I
Careful y'all
Bro, why is this every word for months? Yo, Kev you actually did irreversible damage. They actually put me in a gift
I'm not even kidding like you are you did us I
Actually cannot believe you just you're the worst bro. Yeah, it's a gift, bro
Thanks bro like I actually hate you bro um react to this. Oh may think
We need to stop you the intercession here. This is intercept. I smell intercession. He's loving it. Are you fucking serious?
Are you fucking serious?
Me?
Oh my gosh, you can't make this up, bro
I love flight, bro. I actually love flight. I
Love him, bro. I do think he's still blocking my number. I don't know why
Make this into a gif
Like do you hear the silence I'm genuinely serious
Do you hear the silence?
Do you hear the site? Like do you hear how silent this is like like?
This is just this is terrible
This is terrible.
What is this?
Feelin' down can't seem to shake it
Wait on my chest I can't take it
I'm not playing with me, is this XQC's second?
I'm not playing with me for a second, is this XQC's?
Is this him?
I'm not saying I'm texting you, I'm not trying to move that
Look at Lazy's IG story and his song.
Is this real music I'm gonna listen to that after what is this
Yo chat this guy's a hundred percent jester maxing right now stop being such a void and a bone
smash so your Chad fishing the club dude, but Lacey I'm dead I don't even want to be the guy to say
it like you low key just raised my cortisol levels so high right now to the point where like I was
mid-gesture gooning and you're a void and you spiked my cortisol levels so
high that I started ignoring the foids while munting and mocking moids. So my
question to you is, is my SNV Chadfishing worth it right now or no? Like I
just want to know. I did us just want to know. That's all.
I'm gonna be so dead honest with you. Oh I'm a void bet you spiked my cortisol.
I'm gonna be so dead honest with you if I made this song you guys would say this is garbage
So what do you think about this? Please tell me?
So, so please tell me bro, please tell me please tell me if I made any of this you guys would say lol Ron
This is horrible wide-speed laugh lol at like banger. Oh, it's a banger. This will show the voice
I just farted and burped at the same time.
I just let out all gasses out of my body.
Ugly idiot young Dabbo tries to- like what am I-
You look like a model, okay?
Why did they edit his face?
More than 500 jets were seen leaving a super roll should we bring back pla- we should bring back plastic straws
I've had enough first of all having paper straws does nothing for the environment. I'm gonna be dead ass honest with you
I just don't I don't know if you're gonna ever see a difference in that type of shit
There's no difference in that doing anything to the environment when everyone just throws away their shit on the floor anyway, bro
Sorry one of these are mine
Out of 500 of these jets how many of these people you think were on the Epstein files and prior pedophile
Let's say like 400 of them
Wow 500 jets
Wow you guys want to own a jet one day. I feel like this is just some bullshit, bro
Listen to nine vicious
What the Jew like what am I listen up Jews like what the fuck is the title of this
Now we need that hush, we need that hush
But you can hear your love while I'm beating our legs
But you can't even bring that ass to you, you know my race
Boogaloo money, boogaloo money
Boogaloo money, boogaloo money
She brought up my muscle cause I sang
I need that little hush, man
Little hush right here
Come on, man
you
you
you
you
you
I've always wanted to learn how to skateboard, but I'm scared of dropping in when I used
to play skate 3 I'll be like this is so easy I tried in real life I hit my head
on the back and I gave up ever since am I a pussy when I hit my head like a
coffin I never had a concussion ever before but I know that like I lost a
lot of brain cells of what I just had in my head I've had two concussions in one
year did I lose brain cells for real you think or no I always wonder if that
genuinely did something I had so much I was like the mushroom mushroom man I
like toad but I can hit my head full on and there's no way maybe it did matter I
don't know I turned up I turned up can I cook anyway so the quality that makes a
a good, a great juicer.
What makes a great excuse, what makes a great stable
or an auto fan?
I feel like it's, I'm gonna try to answer these questions
for myself too.
What makes a great stable or an auto fan?
I think it's someone who is, they have to have
some type of like autism.
I think they have to have no money, no girlfriend,
nothing going on for them.
And absolutely just a loser who types in Twitch ads all day.
is um being chill like um it's nice like some I'll be at a meeting greet whatever
somebody has like should I do a meet and greet this year at
switchcon or not worth it I studied this whatever thing right and um I have
like this item from what I what I get scared show me whatever I love that
that made me a keyboard what yo why does no one make me a keyboard
most is as I get a welcome to the juggle yeah I just got this one that one's
really cool and then what was inside that I bought myself a lambo whatever
And it got me this like race version of it
You guys didn't do that big one in real life. I have the the one that comes with regard to model
If all watching for existed it, why would that be?
Absolutely nowhere, bro. That's like asking what would what would my career be if stable or not a plan over watch you'd be said to fucking heaven, bro
Um, tough call if for tonight never came out the load. I'd be doing I'd probably be begging
I actually, if Fortnite never came out, I'd be fucked, huh?
I would've tried to make it pro in a game, and that probably wouldn't have been so successful,
but I would've streamed it, and then maybe I would've made it.
I would not be a fucking janitor, you fucking losers.
So probably still a streamer. Probably still a streamer.
I had these thoughts when I was gonna...
And funny enough, did you know that the janitor, the way Hot Cheetos was made, was from a janitor? Fun fact.
So if you want to make fun of janitors, being a janitor might make you a billionaire.
The creator of Hot Cheetos is a janitor.
Becoming a shimmer, where I was like, if what happens if tomorrow this disappears?
Yeah, I was in this this scare of becoming homeless, like even when I was a millionaire
I was like what happens if I become homeless, and I've always done most things with the fear of
becoming homeless, and that sounds outrageous, but that was my my bat of Batman, you know, like
This guy literally made a hundred million dollars talking about I'm scared of being homeless
You have to literally blow all your money on fucking shippers cocaine and fucking drugs bro to go homeless, bro
I'll be honest with you. I get scared to go homeless right now. I
Get scared about getting homeless right now, too. I'm gonna be honest with you. That's my biggest fear
That's my big fright. So I would have found something. I would have done something, you know March of
2019 I believe that that's the only way it stopped because I had signed this deal with Twitch that would give me more ad rev
My revenue wait they used to actually give more ad revenue to people. Yeah, I was bugging on twitch
She was keep glitching the text that it was gonna be fixed because I was the first one guys to have these deals with all the skills
This system they work. Are they done giving out these types of deals forever?
I can't play my ads and I kept saying I guys like you guys sign on this deal
And I'm not like money and it it took like four months at one point
I actually and the bars go like all the bars would like the bottom right with ads or whatever. Yeah, it's actually it's actually over
Oh my god, oh my god, I choked on my own spit. What the fuck was that?
Oh my god, oh
My
I'm not even kidding. I
Feel like we got famous at the wrong time
If I was famous in 2019 like this bro having these type of deals. It's actually cooked bro
Bro, excuse me said he made 56k in one day before he showed me his dashboard. I've never seen that type of money ever
It's still bugs but it's above the whole and I'm like okay wait a minute
I can't hold on it and that's as I change the months that I do
They're making music with all the things on the go up and down and I looked at the number
I was like yo I was looking like 27 K 35 K a day on that like okay. Well, I'm chillin now
Next there 35 K a day of ads
Yo son
If I saw those type of numbers you deadass wouldn't hear you you would see a new car in my driveway every day
It was like
Shopping for a furniture. I was buying cash whatever and I was like, oh what is this?
I didn't look at like look at the prices buy out buy out buy out, you know, I was like, okay
I mean if I could delete one thing
I mean apparently it would be
Tick tock, bro. Don't care if it made me. Don't care anything. That shit is actual garbage fucking brain, Roddy C
Stop saying anything related
Again for the first time oh everyone would say fortnight. I'll speak for everyone here fortnight for the first time well
Oh my god
Fortnight or Minecraft low-key
Fortnite or Minecraft or Black Ops 2. Nostalgia form, say what you want.
Minecraft for the childhood feeling, that game was amazing. Fortnite for the
back of the day when you'd be with your friends, you know what I'm saying?
Well Minecraft for sure, but not the Minecraft of today, not the Minecraft of today.
There wasn't like not that much of on the internet. True. As in guides and so you
were going in blind, right? And it was scary and it was hard. I don't know how much time I spent.
Oh my god, I used to be scared of Hero Brian.
I'm just doing the first few steps, like just gonna make it a house out of this.
Classic.
Like a hole in the grass.
That was so fun for me.
That's like the mystery.
And I like, I love mysteries, you know.
Pocket Edition?
None of you guys even know about this shit.
Do you even know what Pocket Edition is?
Like, you kids even have that now it is.
Does anyone in this chat know how to make another right reactor?
Like, do you even know what I'm talking about right now?
Like, bro.
These days, I feel like it's difficult because, yeah, you cannot look at the Internet,
but, and it's just about a new gamer everywhere.
everywhere like you'll see like that is not what you do like you open Twitter
bro said never core bro do you not remember this look at this bro this is
actual ball knowledge welcome to my video this is neither reactor what up
with update 0.8 the neither reactor core bro that's not how you say four blocks
of gold good amount of cobblestone about the next now you don't need to put it on
on top of cobblestone. I just did that because I wanted to get it above the water. Life actually
used to be so simple. This is crazy. It's a flat area and that's where I wanted to
build it. So you do four blocks of gold space like that. Cobblestone in the middle, make
like a cross as you can see. Then you take your neither reactor core, place it right
in the middle and then you put cobble stone on top as well as life used to be
so good bro like y'all don't even know about this shit we're here so basically
a cross on top one sides gold so or so oh you know what you have to be have to
be at this level to do it y'all don't know here we go y'all are little ass kids
Well
Back in the day, we didn't have another portals well, we had this got three up miss one
It's actually got three back
Have my gold blocks
These dudes are starting to appear
We all started just our gooting bro. I'm just keeps popping out more stuff the classic
Or bad and you'll see like a clip of your new game or something or like a threat about something yet
And people tweet about it, but back in the days like if you play a game
Stop typing emus you're raising my quarter dog. You're doing dark give by yourself and that's so cool
So if I had about Rushmore and I could only add one
Bro the Mount Rushmore streamers the correct answer is I'm on there. I'm dead. I'm dead serious. I'm on there current new streamer. I
Would definitely add speed. I won't be too big of a glazer, right?
But I think he's figured out the thing that kind of makes everything work with IRL
And he's found it in a way that nobody has even explored before and
High boost on the fly
But the format is scripted and still interactive stream and he found a way to make it work and not a lot of people have done that
And he's gonna now he's already kind of start to master that right?
She's like multiple steps ahead. I'll be honest with you. No dick ride y'all are always gonna put D1 speed genuinely might be
I mean, I dead-ass, bro, like, he's the greatest streamer, bro, dead-ass, he's the greatest.
Of the game in that way, and he did master it, it's a fact.
He'll do desktop and gameplay, whatever, speed goes crazy with all that.
My dream collaboration, that's a tough one.
You know what?
Who's my dream collaboration?
I'd say Kanye. You think having him on stream would be fun?
If I could get Kanye to act like himself and actually talk on stream, that's my dream.
Sounds kind of funny maybe watching movie scene. No, not Jeffrey Epstein's but like Leonardo DiCaprio or like Brad Pitt
Just some my favorites and something more recent something more old whatever and just gonna go through and even some of his
Just like it I get some breakdown and get some background stories or whatever catch me if you can
Caprio, it's about time at Hollywood. I know that the interesting to watch but so add day fifty seven thousand
Yeah, most you've earned from a single stream
Ad day, fifty-seven thousand, gambling day was more like fifty mill.
I'm about to text my manager. I'm gonna be honest with you bro am I the bad guy if I
I take a gaming deal I'm dead y'all
Y'all this is this crazy
This is this crazy bro 15 million dollar in a day
15 million dollars in a day
15 million dollars in a day y'all guys you understand
And like 50, y'all wouldn't take it?
And then when it comes down to sponsor,
I had a late sponsor kick in.
It was called duty warzone.
I hadn't answered their request for their sponsors
for like the whole season.
And then like, well, you did like the rest of the budget
or whatever it was.
And then I was like, oh yeah, I'll do it.
And they're like, well, you were supposed to play like once
or like a couple of times for two weeks,
But you can do it all in the one day if you want.
I played for like 12 hours I think,
and it was like a mill flat.
He played Warzone for 12 hours.
Yo, okay, so he played Warzone for 12 hours.
And got paid $1 million.
I
Played warzone for three hours with phase adapts or adapts. Well at the time it was phase adapts with adapts
for three hours and
All I heard was him making fun of Jason the wing calling him Asian and shit and talking about hot dogs
And I got paid like $3,000, all begging for subs.
What's the most amount of money I've ever made in a day?
Let me think.
On Twitch, the most money I made in a day was like $35,000, I think, or it was like
$45,000, I think.
It was either from the first ever white room cat.
All right, I bet.
Let's go to what month did I do the first ever white room?
It was July, right?
July, what?
Give me the date.
That's it, Saab.
Let me see.
Okay, I lied. It was $30,346. Yeah, this is off two days. That's it.
All right, brah I'm literally just showing you guys brah XQC owns you and most I've ever made from a sponsor
250,000 I've never done gambling though like that. Oh my god. I'm not gonna lie am I selling not taking one of those deal
Holy shit, I mean bro y'all are some of y'all are saying no
to y'all 15 million in a day that's not even selling your soul bro that's just
called being a fucking moron I don't know if you don't I don't know maybe I'm
I
Don't know that was the biggest condensed was everything yet play keep the leads over watch my craft GDA
Delete over watch keep minecraft and play cheap. No keep GTA
I'm gonna play my craft
Let's watch for sure because I want to exist in it in a time in space and it was meant to stay there
Nobody really plays GTA anymore. You just waiting for the new one game. That's the truth. I think the camera you play once
And keep MC because MC's a sandbox and you're doing game with it. What and it's a great game
I love you. I'll do you me wrong, but you guys
Yeah
That keeps everybody at night is
What is it? What does it all mean? What do I really want in the end? You know and that that kind of shifts sometimes
I like to have set myself like a little goal like I want to be this rank in this game or something like that
I want to be this or that. What is the goal of life?
I feel like my goal is
I feel like my goal is
to just like be happy bro and it sounds so cliche but like
There's gonna be a time where we're all 90 years old here if we make it
There's going to be a time where we all die. Everyone in this chat, look around each other.
We're all not going to be here in 100 years. We are all going to die.
There might be a time where none of you guys are ever in the chat with each other.
There might be a time where we're all 40 years old, some of us with kids, etc., taken damn.
Damn, I used to type in stable or notos chat a layer or omeg
There's gonna be a time
And it's just you think those things it's gonna to me I genuinely think the goal in life though is to actually like find purpose
and it sounds so cliche but like
Bro like I wake up every day like
Just wanting to like I don't know bro. Just make someone's day if I make someone's day in this chat
I'm happy. You know what I'm saying, and I get paid to do it. I'm gonna be transparent
I get paid to do it, so it's even better, right?
If I can make one person in this chat smile,
bro, I'm gonna be happy.
Drop on me if you smiled today.
Matters a lot and just,
you only care about the money, yo,
creationally or not creationally, weapons.
You are a loser, bro.
Talking about, bro, all you do every day
is just type in Twitch chat.
You actually need to find purpose.
You know, you do need to find purpose.
You type, look at these emails you're typing, bro.
A Skull Emoji! A Skull Emoji!
An actual emote! A Skull Emoji!
Learning more about my world, you know?
And just reaching like little plateaus or little like goals in it is really, really nice.
Last time I asked a pathetic question and it wasn't straight-
Last time you- what does that mean?
Last time you asked Chad a question and realized-
Wait, this is like some skits of shit.
What the fuck?
I'll be honest with you, the first sub-a-thon,
after I ended the first sub-a-thon,
I woke up every single day thinking I was streaming.
I checked my chat, thinking that I was live.
Sometimes I'll do like, I'll be often,
I'll be like racing or whatever.
And I look at my, because since I went offline
in my chat, I was on my right,
there's still offline chat.
And since it moves a little bit,
I'll turn to my chat, like this.
like 20 times during like a race or let me or or because I race off-stream um
with my simulator that'd be racist and I'll look at chat and I keep reading wait what is this off-line chat
I cry I share when TDs join stream what the fuck are they even talking about
get a job run middle finger run do you guys even type in my off-line chat like sometimes
I have it open sometimes I have it open and I'm just like it's act like you guys actually just like they take the same
Five people that just like to each other
The same exact message it's like the most schizo thing of all time
Well, I read a message it like 20 times and I still go back and read it
It's showing that thing, but yeah, well, I sure when I'm six seven probably not
Six seven I get it
But I'll assume close to that age. So as long as I can go really I've always said I would stream as much
One day you're gonna get that go live notification y'all that stable remote. It was done streaming. I
Know y'all aren't ready for that much as I want to and the data
I don't feel like doing it. It would just that be it. I would just I'm gonna do any more
The other be at the top definitely is our part being at the top
What the fuck kind of dick-riding ass questions are these ask me these questions. Honestly, I don't know bro
It's probably all the responsibility
You know what being just such a good influence being a good streamer everything
All the all the slowness you get from everybody basically when everybody just starts to be like
Making slide jokes about you, but in a way that aren't they're not like well intentioned
They're like mean agenda from everywhere. It's not that it's hard
But it just becomes hard to see who's what you know, you don't even know who's attacking and who's who's that?
And who's talking about and have a point if you have to protect yourself. I'm like
Y'all be honest with you. This is true that I told you guys after like January even still relatively recently
But like after January brought foot I got treated a lot differently by people that I thought were like close to me like no one here
but like just like
People start hitting you up people start doing all this shit. It's very sus. It is very sus and you're saying duh
But like well, I never thought I would be at that point
I've been streaming for six to seven years. No troll. No pun intended. So I never thought I would get to that point
you know I'm saying but um
I'm actually really excited for London are you I texted like Siggi and Mario like overthinking it
Are you guys actually excited for London or no? Like I get worried like sometimes I overthink my content
I'm like damn. Maybe I shouldn't even go like they were telling me I'm stupid and that like you guys are high up like I
Overthink it a lot, but like I really do want to go to London. I want to put out good streams
IRL viewer. I was at TwitchCon and this young lady comes up and she just starts like insulting
for no reason and I couldn't tell why and I think I forgot that because I this because
I kept calling Mercy mains boot in Overwatch and then she just said like yeah walk away
like the bitch you are and I was like okay I mean it was just on the it was just stupid
but I thought fake story that was very funny. The biggest risk I've taken. The biggest risk
I was 17 years old, I tell you guys this story all the time, I streamed to about 100 people,
right?
This is right before my birthday.
This was January.
So I was like 18.
I'll say I was 18.
When I was 18 years old, I got offered a Facebook deal for $17,000 a month.
Drop on me if you would have taken the deal for $17,000 a month.
You made $2,000 a month off Twitch at the time.
I was making about $2,000 a month off Twitch, and I offered 10x that basically, almost,
like 9x.
I said no.
I took the risk.
Oof.
Um, yes.
Oh, hard one.
When I was with my team back in days, I was with the Yikes, and I was offered a sponsorship
because I think we're paid either $0 or $800 a month.
There's one at the other.
And I was offered a 4,000 a month by Immortals to leave my team and to tank for them and
to leave my team without a tank.
And at the time there was not a lot of tanks that were free agents.
It would have taken them a long time to get a new tank and the team would have just disbanded.
And I decided against it because they picked me up when I was nothing and I thought if
I make it we all make it.
I'm not trying to be cornered by it but that was a limitality with it.
At the time I had like a stream, my ship was big enough, I guess it was a very big but
They can make it a lot worse.
If there's one game I could afford to take the risk, it was me.
And I felt, I felt like, um, I'd say an example that if I'm the one that can't take the risk,
not taking it would be awful.
And, um, also they, they, without them, I wouldn't have been one I was at.
So I kept with them.
And, um, 3 out of 6, that's good for me.
Most famous was in my-
Well, I don't know, bro.
If you're a team player, bro, then donate your money.
If you're a hundred millionaire, you shouldn't be a hundred millionaire longer than a day.
Simple as that.
Simple as that, bro.
Simple as that.
Donate me your money.
Most famous person in your DMs.
Do you think he's gonna say me or no?
The MNL would probably be Drake for sure.
He was in your livestream for his album and his broadcast had a few problems.
Look how Drake looks in real life, bro. He doesn't look real
Like he doesn't look real, but he looks animated like
Look at his chiseled beard
Perfectly just symmetrical on each side probably taking so care of look at the all-black fit as a perfect attire
Watch on the right. That's a crazy piece right there. What is that? That's got to be a Rolex. It's gonna be a Rolex like
Which are Daytona like diamond bezels like something bro like what's on his left wrist easy easy to diagnose
So I kind of send a DM and I was like, you know, you had this problem whenever I would do this
It was a sky-dweller. Wow. That's a beautiful piece
You know what who's the most famous person of my DMs
Let me check my DMs to Drake
Low-key me and Drake do be texting a little bit
Like just a little bit but don't text often though
And he deleted DMs, what is this?
I don't know if you saw my other DM, but I love this music and I'm a musician would love to meet you in there
Just in my chest fit and W's as I type this and some are saying I'm dick routing personally to me
I'm just icy like the ice man. Haha. Anyways, let me know. I
Thought that last bar was gonna get him because he's dropping ice man as his album, but I really thought that was
He doesn't know you
What the fuck is he following?
Aiden Ross, Kaisenab, Bendedon, Tyler Shull, Sincerely Julu, who's Charlotte Munster and
and strawberry tabby and you say I gotta be with takeoff nails.
Yeah, Drake, are you?
And I don't know how.
Who's this yo Drake yo Drake? What are you?
Oh, no, I don't want this yo Drake
Yo, what the fuck are you watching?
No, no, no, why why did it
It's
Let me call something real quick he follows ty little Ben's gonna tell me I'm a dick writer, so let me just
Let me just get this out the way real quick
Hey, man, I'm live right now just quick question
I'm seeing that Iceman the big sixer follows you on Twitch
Drake he only follows one two three four five six seven people he follows seven people and you're one of them
No, he does I'm looking at it right now he follows strawberry tabby Charlotte monster sincerely juju bended on Aden Ross
Kaisen and the Tilo show
He follows you
He said you know what I'm sipping. I teach you how to mix it. Cause you're the only one. Cause I don't trust these bitches. I don't. I don't trust these bitches. They might catch me sipping. Cause you're the only one.
Anyways, um, yo, I'm just trying to ask him
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, so I'm just asking you a question
Do you think you could get me in contact with him? He's one of my favorite artists
I don't know if you know him like if you have his number or just like
Now I'll do whatever you need me to do bro like anything
genuinely genuinely genuinely
go ahead of course all yours
of course of course we can build a house for you
Okay, okay, okay, okay, and, um, yeah, and there's probably, there's probably some funds,
probably like a $3,500, like spending limit, like, you know what I'm saying?
That's easy.
Can you, can you group chat us now with, um, you know, okay, wait, really?
I'm gonna text them, I'm gonna text them this room, I'm gonna just say, uh...
Just tell them I've got like a couple of days left or something.
Okay.
You promise?
Oh my god, oh my god, it's over brah it's over
It's over
That's perfect. That's beautiful. That's beautiful. That's beautiful, bro. All right, bro. Just hit me
I'm gonna see you soon. Just you know, let me know what the boy says
Okay. All right. Bye-bye, Ty Ty
I gotta I think I got to call everyone I think I just call everyone I
Think I don't think
Wait, I don't...
One sec.
Wait, does he execute? Wait, he doesn't even follow XQC?
Okay, let me call XQC.
X, X, X. All right, let me call, let me call Aiden, I texted Ben.
Is this pre-recorded or are you live?
I hate to show.
Shark, all right.
Then said he can't ring, right?
I don't have any of these girls numbers before you guys ask that um, do I call Kai?
Last time I called Kai my last message to Kai was yo, can you put me in a group chat with LeBron and he left me undelivered
Wait, can you guys see everyone who people follow? What the fuck is this?
Like what is this?
Refresh!
On God, I don't know why I refresh thinking that this was like
Wait, I'm about to- who does Laze follow, bro?
Jump!
Laze.
Yo Laze.
Okay Laze.
Okay Diana that's your,
there you go that's your ball.
I'm not gonna lie Laze.
You lucky.
There you go, ladies.
Damn!
How many people do you follow?
Motherfucker follows Twitch.
Are you a bot?
Are you a fucking bot?
Yo, Laze, you actually...
Yo!
Yo!
Yo, Laze, come on, man!
Yo!
Oh my god, brownie
Yo, you actually follow so many people
Donald Trump has a twitch account what the fuck yo, what is wrong?
Bernie Sanders like what the fuck you following?
Yo, you know, are you dead ass?
What dude what is all this that's all fairs you know you actually follow so many people on Twitch
like oh so I always have something to watch what is this I literally don't know I literally don't
I don't even know, it's 2018, bro.
What is this?
This is back in the day, bro.
What is this?
Bro, this is back in the day.
312 followers and you're one of them.
Actually so.
All right, all right.
See, that's...
Wait, wait, who else should I check?
Check Drew.
Drew Wall.
What's his name?
Is it this?
Is it just Drew Wall?
probably see that's yeah yeah you you oh my god let's see who else yeah oh
Yo, Drew!
Who are these people?
Madison Beer?
Check over.
The real SkyBerry!
Are you dead ass?
Yo, Drew!
Yo!
Yo!
What it is on this?
Yeah
Oh my god
Marlon
I'm not doing my girlfriend you guys are so weird like can you guys act normal for one
time this is exactly why like like bro damn Marlin only falls like 10 people wait when did
tomorrow and start following me wait what month is this 6 0 4 what is that June
Oh my god.
Wait, what's Scorpi?
Yo, what is Scorpi's?
What is Scorpi's?
I gotta go through this.
I actually have to go through this.
What is Scorpi's?
like brother this is like who are these people bro it was going to be a dead ass
are you dead ass like who like how do you how do I instantly be on here and
It's just girls off the bat like who are these people?
No clips.
Okay, that's normal.
Oh yeah, yeah, it's over for you.
It's over for you, bro.
It's over, you have to score for me, bro.
normal yo yo Scorpi I'm not gonna lie this is this is nuts brah yo Scorpi this
is dead-ass nuts who do you think has the who can I check that's like funny
I'm trying to think of actually who got check that's like funny bro I have like
such weird pimples growing now like what do I do about pimples can someone
tell me I got like so many weird pimples now I don't know what it is it's like
weird I gang them on my like I don't know what happened to me like I'm not
really like a slob but like what is it why am I starting to gain pimples all
right it's just instantly just mean brown instantly just mean
Skincare and eating healthy. Thank you, bro. Wait, hold on. How far does Scorpies go?
Damn Scorpie! Check it, Aiden. Aiden, who do you follow? Wait, this is cool. It tells
you the last person they follow and everything. This is lowkey some stalker-ass website. Dan,
Neil keeps follows you to there you go this is so interesting who was my who's
my follow this I'm a little scared of this hi-fives girlfriend body you bend
to Don Reem fan fan Jesus Christ these are scaring me do you move Valkyries in
our poke main Madison beer why followed Madison beer because we did a stream
together who remembers that Maya to the race corrupted mind I'm good bro
Woohoo! Woohoo!
Phew!
Phew!
Why are you saying RV-70?
Huh?
I'm gonna be out of here, I'm gonna be out of here.
Who else? Who else? Who else?
Pepsi.
Modeling milk.
I was probably his friends. Let me not do this. He's probably his friends. Who else should I look up?
Arky, oh my camera.
Yo, Arky, are you dead ass?
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, four. Yo, I'm not even kidding. Yo, yo, this is great. Yo.
This website is dangerous.
I got all my mods right now just instantly unfollowing everybody.
I already know it, bro.
All my mods are unfollowing everybody right now.
I just forwarded.
This is crazy, Arky.
I didn't even know you could follow this many people. I'm dead ass.
I'm dead ass. I'm dead ass.
I did not know you could even follow this many people.
Wait, there's no limit?
But I'm just saying like this is like, I don't,
I don't follow this many people on Twitch. Like,
do you guys follow a lot of people?
What's my mom's username?
I think my mom's usually named, I think she only follows like me and like, my friends.
Damn.
MC Ben 1-2-2-5.
What if my mom follows like Marlin?
Jason the Wings silky little Jarvis Scorpio.
Did she mean to follow this guy?
Who the fuck is this?
Oh, this was a guy back in the day.
Damn.
This is when she followed him.
Damn.
W mom bro, no you mom. No you mom. She followed clicks
Yo, this guy used to be on my talent show. No, what's this guy on my talent show?
Damn bro clicks me damn. Why does my mom follow Scorpio to bro like what the fuck is this?
Are we fucking serious like what is this bro like that ass? What is this?
Guys I got a pee real quick. Give me one second. I'm gonna go pee just hold it down in the chat. I have to pee real quick
I am here!
Oh my god!
It's dead.
It's dead.
I'm not afraid.
Why am I saying triple T?
What did I miss?
I did not do coke, bro.
You ever take a piss so long that everything starts coming out, bro?
Look at Lacey's.
This is fucking crazy that you can see this.
Who's who's someone that I could actually look up that it's so interesting
Tate who smooth oh
My god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. He wax you what on a like
Yo!
YOOOOO!
YOOOOO!
This is great.
Free Twitter clip if you look up DJ Clancy. Oh no, oh no, no, no, no.
Am I gonna get banned?
He's pretty normal, bro
Oh, he follows me do you think he's watching thank you wait, what did he follow me?
Followed me December 9th, okay, this is two years ago
Who's someone that I could check to see like to see who they fall like to see if they follow me like
Which are they oh I show speed he speed follows me he followed jinksy on 1026
Jason the ween stable run out. Oh, I made the cut. Thank you, bro
Like who do I who am I interested in who they follow I'm trying to think
Wait, what's low piece what's low piece you are stalking now om e lol well now everyone's
gonna do this if I don't so I might as well just get one more out let me go check out low
I actually want to check out Lopez and Justin Bieber, I'm not going to lie.
All right, yeah, I got to get off this site, bro.
I'm checking one more.
I'm checking Justin Bieber, bro.
Wait, what's his name?
Justin.
This can't be right.
What's his name?
I
Want to see if he follows me
How do you spell it be be I be you're
No way bro
Like that's not aura that's not aura
That's not Oro.
You know like the time has come.
You're done, buddy.
Yo, who is this girl that everyone here is following?
Who is this?
It's a judge!
Oh no.
Oh my god.
Dude, this is crazy.
OF creators.
I mean bro, this website is cooked.
If I don't look up anybody everyone else's I didn't even know there's a website. This is actually kind of nuts
This is low key kind of nuts. Why don't websites even have this? I feel like this is low key like kind of weird
But now I'm too far in bro
Now I gotta just do my mods I'm gonna be honest with you outlaw your time is over
Now he had to have he had to have cleared it facts her now he had to have cleared it
Hey, no way, bro
Seems pretty normal
Why is there two speeds
You know brah, I won't I won't I won't stop no more, but let me tell you man
Some of y'all in this chat, man, I'm on to you guys, LOL.
LOL.
What is this?
Like, what is this website?
Twitch Tools.
Twitch Founders List.
Wait, this is so fucking cool.
Wait!
Clicks, Lays, UnknownKTBuggy.
What did this person do?
Willi, Imizo, who did this person do?
Ban! Yo, Willi, do you watch me still? Are you in my chat?
Is he here?
What if he's a dad now, bro?
Oh my god! Damn, everyone got banned!
Marcus! Damn! Shout out Marcus, bruh!
I love Marcus.
Damn, some of these people, like, damn, Laze has subbed to me.
The same day Klick subbed to me.
I think Laze was my first ever real sub.
I think Laze is my first ever real sub ever.
I think, right?
Clicks was my first but like I would say someone cuz clicks gifted me a sub or something me when I first started streaming like when I got
Like dang, but I would say like someone who's not like
Damn you guys subbed the same fucking day same with unknown, bro
Where the fuck is unknown?
Damn what you could see my first like is crazy
damn this is this is interesting he I know he was in Jason's chapter man I'm
like I wonder like what it's wait did I say he's still subs to me wait he has it
Why does the ladies not have an active sub to me?
You're a dead ass
Wait wilds here look
One of my first ever subs to
67 months, you know what bra I got you to VIP bra. There you go. Here to go
Do I doesn't show your name here or does right here
Not a bad shout.
What about me?
Yo, what about you, Owen?
Okay, this is a cool website.
It's a little weird, but it is cool.
Who's Kaisenat's first ever sub?
This is so interesting.
Mari, who's this?
Is this Mari Mari?
Rage mod?
Who's ex-QC's first?
The PJ'er.
Wait, ex-QC didn't get a sub button until 2019?
Is that one like subs came out?
I'm confused.
So, what the fuck is this?
It's when founders came out.
Oh, well, I mean, Laze was my first ever real sub with Clicks, because I started streaming
when founders was a thing, right?
That is so cool.
You can clear founders badges?
Wait, I can clear up my badges?
Wait, should I get rid of people's badges?
No, that's crazy.
Wait, I could give anyone founder?
Wait, what?
Oh, that's fucked up.
No, I can't give that away, right?
That's fucked up, right?
Most of your founders aren't even resubbing.
Most of my founders are probably dads now, bro.
It's not crazy if they don't watch.
Drop a me if you watch right now.
Damn.
This is crazy.
Like generally, generally this is crazy.
This is such an interesting website, man.
It just goes to show you.
It just goes to show you, bro.
Everybody's do you think everyone follows me that like I like that I watch like why doesn't Drake follow me like why doesn't Drake follow me
Like who can hit up Drake for me, bro?
like Aiden didn't pick up
Kai's not picking up Ben didn't pick up
Tyler picked up
excuse he didn't pick up
Buy this car, please bro. It better be some nice shit
The interior of a first all electric Ferrari. Do you think I'm gonna buy an electric car let alone to be a Ferrari electric?
Bro, no one in here buys electric cars
I'm not buying on your cars
And if you have a Tesla in here and you're watching me on a Tesla drop on me. I'm trying to see something
It's actually so cool. I think if you bring other streamers here, they're gonna have a great flicking time
He's not getting out of the house. You're gonna have a great time
Come on guys, it's gonna be so easy for you to get people out of the house. Yeah, ideally
Problem is the wake-up time right that's hard, but yeah, it's the hardest thing you can say to hotel nearby
But it's gonna say the whole time. It's probably worth it. That's actually fact. You said I'll do a hotel
Yeah, yeah, right right. He's not talking about
Oh, you gotta get run off the street stop running red lights stop cutting up traffic stop doing donuts like you know
Like we get run to a racetrack and I think he's down, but he said he wants to go off street
He was supposed to come for XCC's
Oh, that'd be sick.
Listen, bro, listen.
I will do this, but I want my first track
to be on my YouTube channel.
Like, I don't want it live streamed,
and then I want to do a real one on stream.
So, bro, let's figure it out, bro.
I already told you, that's not Elron, that's fairs, bro.
I want my first ever tracking to be
on a YouTube video for my car channel,
because then it's gonna get uploaded to my live channel,
and then that video is cooked for the channel channel.
Like, brother, I want it.
So if you're down to do this off stream, maybe for a YouTube video and then do it on stream,
I'm down.
I'm down.
I am down.
You say that, but you don't do it.
Bro, because tires are expensive.
It's like $3,000 for new tires.
Just for the track day, bro.
Like, I don't feel like spending $3,000.
You're greedy, I swear on God.
Yeah, yeah.
Yo, it is chat, bro.
This chat got it.
This chat, deadass got it.
I'm dead serious.
4k on your Rick pants though.
You're a fucking moron.
You think I spent $4,000 on Rick Owens pants? That shit was $700.
And it was a waste of money.
And then you link me to shit, yo.
Like, bro, 3K is for tires, but you make 15K. Easy stream.
Oh my god you are an actual loser like get a fucking grip you loser
I
Did not get frame mod, bro. This actually just this this low key just spiked my cortisol levels
I'm not even kidding
This dead ass just spiked all my cortisol levels like like I actually can't believe this. I'm dead serious
I can't believe this
Thank you so much
This is disgusting I like this is actually gay bro like I can't thank you for the five gifted bro
Like why do you keep linking me edits of a dapp like shirtless like?
Just like
why don't people make edits of me anymore like I used to have like sex
edits like we used to be like
what is this why does it say I don't follow my phone I had a very poor message
share on my traders you don't fuck it brother
I gotta watch the video
I got this
I got this
Fuck yeah!
Let's go!
Come on! Come on!
Oh
Why did you shoot the Superbowl?
Yeah, I don't give a fuck he's promoting it is hilarious. How the fuck do you streak the Superbowl, bro?
How is that even possible? Okay, this is this is fake right here. This this is fake
I got this!
I got this!
Two times, bro.
Two times.
Are you not banned instantly when you do this one time?
I'm confused.
Fuck yeah!
So how did he do this?
Let go!
Who's the player that chased them?
Who is it?
Who is this?
Kyle Williams way to be a party pooper Kyle Williams really bro
Way to be a CJ dipper pro-god I was CJ dipper
I am over this shit.
Anything else I need to react to before I possibly IRL?
Stop linking me this shit.
Oh my god, I'm timing you out for five minutes.
Anything else that, oh, anything like YouTube related, anything that I need to be updated
with?
You think Pepsi still thinks about me?
Dude imagine, close your eyes right now bro.
Imagine there's nothing to do in the house.
go bet bro you wanna go buy some bobs?
he comes upstairs and says yo bro let's go buy some bobs
we just literally just buy spongebump packs
play the piano a little
just it all gets figured out bro
it all gets figured out
hopefully we'll be back soon hopefully
I'm the type to tell you what you're wrong with
The money that you asked for I gave it to you
I feel the candy and love for that shit good man
The middle of the day that's when I think about it
I bring it up to see where I went wrong with that
So ma'am I only happy when I sundown
If you know how I feel, won't you call it up?
Sometimes I only happy when I talk to you
I'm waiting on you hoping that you'd call back
I thought I had it all, and I lost that, through the thicket then I'd be there when you need
me most, we'd be rollin' in and deep to the tide's flat, if you ridin' in this bitch
to be blowin' the engine, told niggas we was dustin', they told me I'm trippin', it's
me and only me, I see it's-
Damn, we Loki came a long way, bro.
We came a long way.
Competition.
I'ma type to tell you how I feel.
It's good at it.
I'ma type to tell you what you wrong, got it?
I'm wondering how'd you ask for I gave it to you.
Damn, now that I think about it, bro, like, I really went through so much, bro.
We came a long way.
We.
And it's not over yet.
We're not going to stop coming.
Breezy Johnson Speaks, the downhill title for first US gold at the 2026 Olympics.
I'm not going to lie.
Do y'all be watching the Olympics?
This year's ceremony?
Can someone link me it?
It looks kind of scary.
Bro, so what is this? What sport is this? Can someone explain what sport is this?
I don't understand. What is this?
It's not to us to watch a YouTube video. Skiing.
Wait, skiing is a- Skiing and snowboarding two different sports?
So, what is the tech here?
Because I did this, this is not TOS.
SHUT UP!
How is it TOS?
It's a YouTube video.
I can watch YouTube videos.
There's no TOS.
Wait, what all she did was go down the hill.
How do you get a gold medal for this?
Four years ago with more on her we got to pick it up
It was a long night for breezy after winning the last training run
I know what that feels going into an Olympic race. I couldn't locate you this now
Wait, what the fuck because she's gonna want to ski
Strong she's just got to stay ahead 70 miles per hour. Is this even possible this terrain?
This is the rating world champion Peter from Jackson Hole. What what happens if she falls?
and she cleared the trap early holy airtime that has riddled her chances
over the hey y'all we're on damn Johnson has worked so hard to figure out this
course and you saw clenches of holy shit
now twice oh she's doing the best to maintain the momentum to she wait wait
does she only get one try grown-ass man asking these dumbass questions what the
fuck I hate this but lost speed going into the curve of a mandate but there's
pitch there she can get big air trying to get some back after those really must
I feel like Marlon could do this. I saw him do something similar.
This is crazy talent, bro.
How the fuck do you do this so fast?
Wow!
Crazy Johnson takes over the lane in a fattin' fashion!
Okay.
I'm not gonna lie, I wanna learn how to do the olympic, I wanna be an olympic artist.
I wanna, I wanna do something, like what could I, what could I be good at in the olympics?
3, 2, 1, GO!
Not the only person that was laid back in that run.
Nothing.
Bro, there has to be something.
Lindsay Vaughn crashes in Olympics? Oh no, is this TOS? Is this gonna get me banned?
Does she like pass away or like get hurt?
Um, hell, internet? What's going on here?
What the fuck is this, bro? Can I just get hit offline?
Yo, are we serious?
What the fuck if you can hear me put an Illuminati triangle in the chat why are they trying
to make it so I can't watch this.
the impala. Yeah, he got banned watching the 2021 Olympics because he watched it live.
No.
He watched clips. There's no way I can't watch clips.
Wait, and just like that, it's over?
Wait, she tore her ACL?
I see her.
Oh, I got the scum!
I am sick!
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, I had you, geez.
Damn, that's sad.
That's scary as fuck, bro.
Can you die off these seven sports?
I feel like you can.
Olympics, 2026.
Yo, this shit was weird, bro.
I'm not gonna lie.
Did anyone see this?
not this
It's a functioning machine, it's called, and it's going to perform if you work for visitors
throughout the games.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't know about this one.
I'm gonna be honest with you, it's hidden in plain sight, bro.
This is not a stretch, they do this all the time.
Hidden in plain sight.
You're hidden in plain sight or right in your face.
That's the question you ask yourself.
How about that?
Yes, it will perform.
How about that? Yes, it will perform. That culture here in Milan throughout the game is
how many hours it will be in some of the peace out of the city.
Whatever you say, bro. Whatever you say, chat. Listen, I'm gonna go to bed sleeping at night
knowing that this is that interesting shit. I'm gonna be honest with you. This is that
that interesting shit. I don't want to say too much they might come kill us. What does
this mean?
I was just kidding. Come on. Come on. You guys know I was just kidding.
Way to go, Squidward. You ruined his favorite fucking holiday.
What is this?
For what? Because he fucking bothered you at work? I thought you were fucking different.
When we kissed that night I thought that was mad.
Alright, alright.
LACE!
LACE!
Anime stream with him would be legendary?
Who?
STOP, STOP, STOP!
Sean?
I would love to do a stream with him.
You think you would do it stream of me doesn't he stream
Hello
Huh
Who's to move my car? Oh, what's my car?
I thought they were coming to get me, bro.
You think I'm going to actually end up getting killed?
No, they can't kill me.
I'm one of them.
What is this?
Five niggas speculated to be-
Okay, yeah.
Alright.
Orn is coming.
Orn is not coming, bro.
Lays what are you deadass gonna do if orange shows up and we're in we're in our London
I got a water food while you're talking no, I'm not that
Are you excited to go to London you've never left the country you know what they
do when you when you leave the country you know what they do when you go to the
airport they have a special procedure they take gloves and they put in your
butt chat am I wrong when you leave the US they do a special procedure and they
They put they put gloves on and they finger your anus to check you think I'm trolling they check if you key
It's called key string
Wait red puffer is in London put on God red puffers in London
Damn this month we're gonna go to the mr. Beast thing and then we're also gonna go
So, we're gonna go to South Carolina, we're gonna go to London, and then I think the first
week of March, we're going to Texas, and then I think maybe, just maybe, I really wanna
go to Spain.
I wanna go to Spain sometime this year.
Yeah, I also really wanna go to, no, I wanna go to Mexico, but I'm a little, like, I just
I don't know if I really want to, but I'm a little worried, bro.
I feel like I've made jokes in the past and stuff.
I'm just saying, that would actually be that in Sawyer's video video.
I've been to Saudi.
I've been to Saudi.
I've been to Saudi.
I've been to Saudi.
Chad, you guys like this?
Look, I'm going to the Netherlands soon, too.
What?
Yeah, we're going to go meet up with O'Neil Keksel and do an IRL stream with him.
Look, I'm fake sagging, chat.
Damn, my shit lowkey got like...
That shit kinda like Patrick's ass.
Lowkey, are you ready?
Are you ready? Yes.
Alright, it's on, bro. Is anyone home today?
There's one person here. Wait, really? Yeah.
Marlon.
Really?
Only him though, yeah.
Hello!
Hello!
And Saeed.
Mamma mamma mamma
Mamma mamma mamma
Mamma mamma
Crack me!
Hi!
Hi!
How are you?
Good, how are you, bro?
I'm great.
What are you eating right now?
I just ate a little chicken, a little chicken and potatoes, avocado.
Oh, not a bad shout.
What are you doing?
When are you going to work?
You're not working, are you?
Yeah.
How are you going to work?
In about 15 minutes.
In about 15 minutes?
Yeah.
What are you about to do?
You know, man, I'm just about to go work.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
What are you doing?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
You know, man, just about to go work, so I'm just working really hard, but I've been working really hard, yeah.
Damn, you lost all your torus.
Well, I'm not going to lie to you, but I didn't go that far here.
You didn't go to any of the old city.
Well, they're not nothing.
No, we said 15 minutes.
Huh? Did you tell them that you were going to work?
Oh, yeah.
We said that we got a couple hours left.
So what I'm to do is kind of walk the fucking screamer instead.
Maybe just, you know, just maybe involve them.
That's what they want to do, right?
Involve the workers.
I don't know.
It's okay if he starts from the street, right?
Yeah, it's okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah, it is.
Okay.
That's why I'm here.
Nobody's here.
Yeah, wait.
Why is nobody alive?
I'm not seeing anyone here today.
I don't really know.
I don't really know.
Apparently, this is going to car shopping.
I didn't see that.
Maybe he'll come home with a new car.
Okay.
Did you fix your car yet?
No.
I had a question.
Yeah, go ahead.
What?
This is kind of loud, yeah.
Yeah, I know this.
You ever sit in the car?
Like, you know how you have a big car in, like, a nice little sports car, a little 2-0-5?
You want a sports car? Yes.
A sports car? I don't know.
Am I a bad influence? Yes.
Like, I feel like I made it so, like, everyone here just, like, upgraded their car.
Yeah, you definitely did, yeah.
But what car do you want? I don't know.
What's your budget?
I say you go Ferrari on them!
Come on, bro! Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, look!
You only live once, bro.
Like, think about it, bro.
You're never gonna, how old are you?
24.
Damn!
24, Jesus Christ.
You are never gonna be 24 with a Ferrari ever again
in your life.
This is your only chance to be 24, say,
yo, before 25, I had a raw review.
Nah, that is my fault.
Like, what?
I know.
And you gotta go drop top on him.
Like, no roof, nothing.
Like, my end days?
Like, I'm ready.
8, 12, GPS.
Okay, how much is it?
Like, two.
Nah, it's probably like $4.50.
Like, $5.50, yeah.
Brother, what the fuck?
Come on bro, you put two on a down, you pay like 5k a month, 7k a month, that's doable, that's you.
One deal bro, I want you to get paid by Celsius bro, come on.
Come on.
I want you to get paid.
Come on.
Looks like Celsius is the work of me too, I like working with them.
Oh you do?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'll tell them so you can buy one.
Bro, you're buying what is this Balenciaga slides? Like, bro, you make money, you know, go for these in see what about
I don't know she walked for us. It's the R8. Is that say gay? So all right
It's cool. I mean chasco say get it but like all right to me like I've driven them is bored. Is it it's pretty
It's pretty it's me. I wouldn't even get her on I wouldn't even take a Lamborghini really. I don't know
I'm not a fan of the Huracan's or it's not bad
It's not bad. It's not bad. It's not bad. But you're tall. So you're gonna want to use a kind of hit and like, and like, do not get a soft top. Soft top is tops.
Soft top is what?
I'm not a fan of soft tops.
Okay.
They put W's, what are they saying? Like maybe they need some help.
Wait, so check, can you all give me some advice on like a nice sports car, like fast, like kind of gold car vibe and like, you know what I'm saying?
Gold car?
Like, you know, like...
Look, look, how did you just get a base at something like that, you know, roof falling?
Like, keep the roof falling, man.
How was that one?
Did you see for it?
Like, we're going down.
Yeah, probably.
It's up to you, bro.
I don't-
You're a bad fucking influence.
No, I don't think you should ever buy another car.
You don't have a nice car.
You know, why get too far?
You literally had too far.
Why don't we go car shopping in London?
We need to check it out.
Oh, that's kind of far here.
Have you seen London?
But yeah, I told them, yeah.
Okay.
You don't have a nice car.
You don't have a nice car.
You don't have a nice car.
But yeah, I told him, yeah, you're not going to bail though.
We're locking in today, man.
You're not going to bail?
Fuck, I'm not bailing.
Fuck this fucking guy, huh?
Yeah, yeah.
You talk so differently now.
What?
Wait, would you do the suit in one, in virtuals?
Here, come in virtuals.
Oh, god?
Yeah.
Wait, what?
Is that the Roger Risfold again?
Did they fuck you?
No, it's not.
You're so weird.
You're so weird.
Wait, I saw this one where you like made everything, made it an assistant at the NFL
I saw him. Wait what? Wait, what was that? I don't know, but I also like I've learned new terminology. Oh, please please no, don't don't don't
I was
Voids came in spite my cortisol levels ignoring the foids while what thing and mugging boys more useful than SMD chat fishing in the club
Are you familiar with this terminology or not?
Yo, I swear I read one of those tweets yesterday and I had never heard any of the words like at all like that shit is insane
You don't have to understand that right?
I don't understand anything
There's probably people in the world that fully understand that like
Have you been to the gym? Be honest
How have I been to the gym?
Every day
Are you lying?
Let me check
I'll be honest with you bro
Be honest
I ate some bullshit yesterday
What? What did you eat?
Super bowl
I ate one slice of pizza
One slice?
One slice or was it three? Be honest
It was one cupcakes. So I missed one two
I miss three days right now look, but I went for a little more and I missed three you missed three days in a row
well, I was working on the weekend that's clears day and Jim closes early so I guess and
Friday no excuses. I miss I miss Friday. Okay yesterday. I ate some bullshit though. I ate three slices of pizza
So it was three mites lemonade a drink
I
I eat a bag of Doritos, a bag of cheeses.
Ah, eat up on our, eat up on our own jelly sandwich.
Little 10K calories challenge yesterday, not a bad challenge at all, huh?
We should do that. That's a good stream.
Wait, we should be the first streamers to do the, I'm serious.
To do the 10K calories and lose it all in the same day.
Wait! Has anyone done that?
On stream? No, YouTube, yes.
Bro, let's eat 10k calories and then let's burn 10k calories.
All jokes aside, chat, how low would that take us?
Like, I'm not even trolling.
To burn it?
To burn it.
Brother, that's true.
So you know that one?
Bro, when we go to the stairmaster 30 minutes,
that's like 400 calories maybe?
That's 30 minutes.
30.
Yeah, you'd have to like throw up.
How about this? How about this? How about this?
How about we do 10k together?
Or is that ass?
Can you lose 5,000 in a day?
It's still fucking difficult to eat that much
and lose that much in the same day it's just Simon did it.
No, you can definitely do it.
Oh, but the same day, I can imagine cranking 10K calories
even it and then going in, bro.
We might have far from it, bro, are you okay?
Well, yeah, I'm trying to make sure
you guys are both in the frame here.
I'm like, this is the padding scrubs, bro.
Well, yeah, I'm still panning.
Yeah, this is the one I'll talk panning.
This is the one.
Oh, yeah, you're good, you're good, you're good.
It's okay, it's starting.
So you want to do that?
It would probably be at 25 or so feet.
What?
Maybe that edit was very poor, it complains about every little thing.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Wait, what's it called?
I don't know.
It's just in the way or what?
So, uh, when we go to London...
Yeah.
Stay right there.
Bro, that's what I'm talking about!
Like, where is this fucking sound coming from?
We don't even pay for landscaping.
Bro, we don't even pay for landscaping.
Alright, I'm back.
We don't even pay for that.
I don't know.
Wait, is this landscaping?
Yes.
So where in London what?
I don't know what type of bullshit you're on.
What do you mean bullshit?
Bro, you get invited while we're in London.
No, no, no.
I've already seen strips.
Okay.
Yes, that's exactly what's going to happen, I'm badass.
So what's your plan if that happens?
I'm going to date with the ball, one of the dates.
I know, so what do you want to do that like?
I can just do that right off the bat,
because then you have time to actually see it in like,
this side if the date was right.
I was going to tell you, so if we're going to 15,
how long does it take to fly there?
Like, eight hours I think.
That's it?
Yeah.
Is it eight hours?
Eight or nine.
That's it?
Yeah.
Oh, that's free.
So we land.
By the way, I'm not even the first time supposed to do that, right?
I'm going to stay in the straight economy, fucking middle seat, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's buying his own flight.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You have your passport?
No.
What?
I have to get it tomorrow.
So are you actually getting it tomorrow, or will it like you're going to process it tomorrow?
I'm processing it tomorrow, but they say it should take like a day or two.
You sure?
Yeah.
Wait, so you never got to touch me?
Nope.
Holy fuck.
You're dead ass, you don't have it?
It's on my desk.
I'd like to say this to you.
Oh yeah, I get it.
Yeah.
I would like to say it again.
Is your passport photo stopped or not?
No, thank you.
That's not possible!
That's not possible!
That's not possible!
That's not possible!
That is physically impossible!
Oh my God!
I've got it.
Okay.
Um.
Yes, what do you do if they go on a date with the ball?
I'll just say what do you do if they, after the date, I see the script already, after
the date when you've done it full of date, like you put it in the book.
I'm gonna basically my go live notification is gonna be going on a day. Oh god. My poster my tweet is going on a date
And then it's gonna be like a blackout like you can't see
Question mark. Yeah, and then and then like it's gonna have so much hype and then
It's gonna be a soccer ball
And usually they go full figure out a bunch of dinner
Kick her around with my friends kicker
Let my friends play with her
I want to oh one thing I wanted to do
Want to host my own charity match. Yeah, I know you fucking told me
What's the plan in that? You're the first person I'm like, right?
So we're gonna post a day before a day before we're gonna post an address to one of the fields one of the pitches
Okay, like one of the good like pitches
We're gonna post the address and we're gonna say everyone show up maybe people will make a wall
I mean either and then basically we host our own charity match we have a donation bar
I'll pin it in your chat and you can pin it in my mom's it'll be
Yeah, you're right. Okay, I'll be like donation
And it's like every dollar donated is going to go towards me
We're gonna host our own trading match. Okay, but you know we need you we need 22 players to play
Well, you can figure that out.
We can do like crowds.
We can do like crowds.
So I'm just going to pick people from the crowd.
Like, yeah, you play, you play, you play, you play.
That's the challenge.
Well, I mean, I tried to say that anybody,
someone wants to go.
To who?
We can say it in that scene.
I tried to tell you to Toby.
He said, I'm interested, kind of.
Simon said, fuck off.
But what the fuck do you think?
Ginge.
We can get Ginge.
That's three people.
That's not bad.
Bro, we, come on, bro.
I feel like we can host a charity match now.
So you think that hosting your own charity match is good for you getting invited?
They're not inviting me.
Now you're not fucking the competition.
Well, that-
Exactly.
I want to try to basically one-up them.
You want to let them-
I think we can get more than 90,000 people to show up.
So we got to get a state of 100,000 people to show up?
No.
We just flood the streets, make it on the news.
Really?
Yes.
So when you post the fucking link and you think you'll show up?
I take 90,000 people to show up.
The proof is in the pudding.
We're in America, the dominated state for my audience because I have more of my audiences
in here.
Yeah.
Bro, Mike and Rogelsel, how many people was there?
10?
Yes.
Plus and 10 maybe.
Exactly.
Did you post a location?
No, but that's my...
That's without anything going on.
Imagine I post a flyer.
No, meet here. And then Marlon posts a flyer?
It's up.
It's coming outside. I got a little package coming.
It's my camera because I forgot it at home.
Yo, so how the fuck is he fucking... Dude, is this gonna be every day, are you like, remodeling
the whole room for us?
Yeah, remodeling the whole house.
Yeah, but they're not gonna be in your room.
Well, they're in my room last.
What's the art in your room?
Damn, bro, what the fuck?
Stop!
You still haven't gotten this shit fixed?
What the... Bro, why don't you just go to Mercedes, they'll give you a new one.
For sure, they give you all the parts!
Well, you mean he's about to buy it?
Damn, your rap's lowkey fired!
Where the fuck did your badges go?
They took his AMG badge off!
The fuck?
Is this Drew's car?
Did he want to put it off? Too late now.
It's Pusto.
Oh, not a bad wrap job, Drew.
I like this. Is this like New Tech?
This is really nice.
This is Drew's. Look at the wrap done.
Wait, who got a wrap done?
What are you focused on?
I mean, bro, it's a little choppy.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. This actually, he just got this done, right?
It's a nice color, but why is the roof...
Why is the roof...
Wait, it's not a real wrap.
I mean...
Look at this tech right here.
This is fire!
It's like, oh, it's like the repo wrap.
It's like, just in case someone tries to rob your car, they're like,
why would I rob this piece of shit now?
I'm not kidding.
This is the worst wrap I've ever seen.
Yeah, where did he go with fucking Skid Row?
Gave someone like $100?
Dude, I could have done this.
He wrapped himself
They just gave up here
No, Drew what wait they did ask all your badges
You can talk about the exhaust but and they really robbed your shit
I don't want to be doing like another rap.
She do like I don't know what though.
What's your color?
Yeah, I told Ron I wanted like a sports car.
I want a second car.
I don't know what to get.
He wants a go-karts.
I told him I said 90.
Maybe I'm just still fine.
I said 90 is crazy.
Yeah.
I told him R8.
What do you think?
I told him again.
He'll get bored of it.
I mean, it's the same shit.
No, it's not.
I still am.
Yeah, that's true.
But it's the same.
It's the same.
No, that's not what I'm saying.
You're not supposed to read a 500 bands and you gotta get it like a hurricane.
How much is that like $250?
Are you getting cheaper?
Nah, I'd rather get like $250.
I would say $250.
Bro, imagine you pop out with a Ferrari and they say, what year is that?
You're a spatch, fuck it.
You say 2025, 2026.
I think that people are still in their hair style.
Yeah?
Well, when they ask my year of my cars, I say 2025, 2025.
I might have to sell them for this year.
I'm bed serious.
Like, how long is that selling?
Why body kit on it?
This?
I mean, there's no cure on mine.
It's just carbon fiber.
I changed the thing to carbon.
No, you have to buy it.
I don't think you have to buy it.
But it's not a why body model.
It's just it looks different because this is like,
you're matching your wraps.
And it doesn't really blend well.
It also doesn't help that your fender shifts is not fucking no.
It's completely off.
This isn't a wide body.
This is a gone body.
Like, what the fuck?
It's flat.
They really fucked my shit out, though.
They robbed your shit.
You definitely could have taken that off.
It's an asshole.
They could have my shit.
They fully could have my shit.
Look at this shit.
They left the glue and everything.
This is the glue.
It's a lot wide.
Like, that part is so weird.
Well, they were just bored, it seems like.
I just hate shit.
Yeah, they were actually fully just hanging out.
Yeah.
There's no point in taking it.
Okay, so you're gonna live with us look yeah, I saw you had a crazy back bling. Yeah, silver backpack. Yeah, that's pretty cool
Remar one out of ten, but
Yes, it is one out of ten. Yes, so who gave you it my cat from life
You're live
I gotta get better looking like
It's got to just grow whether we owned away, but like maybe stop skipping three days in the fucking gym and then even fuck with me
You see it coming in up
You got bigger
You're stomach did not your face your face is thin. That's cap. I did not get bigger. It's like it's the pants
That's pulling me up. Yeah, that's that's cap. It's the worst game. Let me see the skin
My Calvin Klein's are getting heavy to look my body's like weighing it down
It's getting bad.
It's going to wait in the gym every day.
You don't have to go to London like we didn't tell you every single day.
That's cat.
You're not going to work out with me tonight, even.
Okay.
So we didn't decide.
How do you get your veins to pop?
They're not even popping like that.
Oh, they like...
Is that like jeans?
No, that's just lower body fat.
I got to dye my...
Gosh, you're so hairy.
I know, I got to get rid of my hair.
You see your veins, you gotta just...
You see them, they're like...
They're like key, huh?
Yo, spark up your streams, we could go do something or something, bro.
I fucking hate... I fucking hate...
Holy...
Harry.
Oh, my...
Where's this guy?
God, I just knew it.
I'm not even that Harry.
Holy mo... Holy mo...
Oh, okay, okay.
What's going on?
Okay, I got a phone.
My phone's about to be here, it's perfect.
What'd you get?
I got air one.
That's not bad. Korean beef, broccoli, meat, and sweet potatoes.
Yo, listen to me.
Why do you act like you told me that's the meal I should get?
It is. Listen, I want to say something though.
Wait, trainwreck is in my chat.
Listen.
Train! I love you, train! Everyone at train and fuck them.
I miss you, bro.
Let's call it tonight. Train on Discord. Good God.
Listen, April 18th is the charity match. You're not invited yet.
You're not either.
I'm not.
Listen, you're gonna get it right. Okay, so that that's he's invited. Okay, April 18 from now
What is that like two and a half months probably to maybe to be exact?
Every single day we still died to that to the we both go down like so I want to go down like 12 pounds
Okay, you could do every day you guys drink water every you got drink water every day
And literally just eat like rice and chicken. Yeah, put this right now. It's right now that every
You've done this father in something. Yes, you have this right now. Fuck April. We don't even do that
We need to do before that so I can prove to them. I'm in shape
You eat you start today six by April. I mean ask where you and I lose like 15% body fat like
30 pounds
You you need to be
20 maybe max
I want to lose 16. How about this?
15 pounds each we documented every single week every Monday we post on snapchat or on stream every day
How much we're down so eight-way teams?
15 pounds down. This is June 11th
Okay, August 25th
do
And Ron you're not even at that you're not even at his starting point at that point
Okay, let's privately document this.
Like privately document this.
Privately document this.
Intend the day before the charity match, we release it.
How many, how many, how many Friday,
how many Mondays or Fridays today?
Mondays, every Monday.
How many, how many Mondays are there until April 18th?
Until April 18th, someone tell me, how many Mondays?
How many Mondays until April 18th?
I'm trying to think.
What did the trainer extra say?
Miss you too, okay.
They're saying,
like yeah this is six seven six seven six seven six seven fat fat and fit
all right fat fat and fit okay there's nine there's nine there's nine so we
will start today go ahead which this is nine weeks into the training match
brother I'm not gonna you you can get ripped in nine that's cat it's not cab you
know what I'm telling you like not a big miss but this is that shit where it's
You'll go missing for four days and then I'm like, okay, so let's figure it out. No, you got to push me
No, like I'm talking like you got me. We got to go to the like the field and like run
Maybe do some tire flips. I want to I want to lose like 50 to 15 pounds. I was like 50 pounds the way I'm like 220
So you pack fuck
God damn you are a fat idiot. Oh, yeah, bro. What's under here? Huh? Stop?
No, don't do that. Get the fuck out of my face, bro. Get out of here.
I was aggressive.
I want to be... Alright, so you are a war right now. How much weight?
We got scale in here. I sold one restaurant from my garage, so...
You know how much weight is. Stop.
On Iraqi, like, you're not going to leave me. I weigh like 155 to 160.
Okay, so...
You're the same amount as me.
You're probably the same.
Exactly, so I should be here.
That's what I'm saying, but I lose weight quicker, because I'm short.
Sure, so say you're okay, so I should go down to 205.
Okay, so I don't know if I need to get down and wait though.
I feel like I need to get down maybe like 10 pounds.
Nah, you need to transform your body a little bit.
Bro, the problem is I have more body fat.
It's hard to tell.
I have more body fat than hustle.
It's okay, it won't fuck you, it's okay.
No, bro, I take off my shirt and my girlfriend,
I get like insecure and like, damn.
So what do we do?
Oh!
Hey, wait!
You made me smile.
You know that?
I feel high right now.
You give me so much, like...
How about this?
How about this?
After I start my stream and go to my comments after you eat, we sit down with you with
the exact diet plan.
All right, exact diet plan.
Should I go get scanned on stream?
Yeah, you should.
Should I call him?
Should I call him?
Should I call him?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Call the ashes call it. Yeah. Yeah
What's his name?
No, I'm gonna be embarrassed much as you know, we need that we need that we need that we do know what happens
You want me and Martin go to the place? No and see my baddies?
No, that was 30 point
I'm live right now
To what if they say my body that's like 30% I'm gonna be actually I'll take a gun and kill myself. I'm kidding. I'm serious
I'm not kidding. I'm serious. No, because you need to you need to face it. That's the thing
I faced it once and I was like what you've done that skin before right bro. They said my body fat percent was 30%
What do you think it is now? You know what 30% that's like 8% overweight 8 overweight is like 20%
Have you done the uh, will you write like your weight height for your body some five foot seven?
Why are you smiling? I'm 5 foot 7.
I'm 5 foot 7.
That's what it said on the thing.
As I said on the thing. I'm 5 foot 7.
And I weighed 160 at the time.
And I got down to 144.
How did you feel at 144?
I was still fat.
Because they did it wrong, but we're not trying to shit on y'all.
Fuck you.
No, but...
I feel like they just focused on using weight for you.
No, the problem was...
I would have to eat 180 grams of protein a day and stay in 2,100 calories.
So what happened is I would hit like 2,100 calories for like 150 grams of protein.
So what I would do is I'd start throwing myself up basically, I'd be like, bro, how
the fuck do I get to this without overlapping, blah, blah, and then I would eat and let's
say I was 100 calories over but I hit my protein, they'd be like, mmm, that's not good.
So the next day I would change it up again and then I started becoming like crazy.
So that's what ruined the working out for me is like, I started, I started getting like,
a mental thing is like bro I can't eat this I can't get and that's what made me
lose gated back quickly cuz I was like cuz then when you you had a day off they
would fucking go crazy when I when I traveled before the charity match I
traveled to London this is kind of the same time last year yes oh my god bro
it's supposed to be by June I was supposed to have a six pack by June
literally right now I was supposed to have a six pack by June well I could get
a six pack by June yeah by June yes I'm not kidding when you left no dick rod
They could see how I'm like on it. I got bouncing on that shit. Yeah
I couldn't I thought I'm gonna be honest be honest when we went to the gym. You don't feel good, right? Yeah, I know. I was locked
No, and it felt good. Don't it wasn't even like you didn't even feel like for us, right? No, not at all
I want to go exactly. I want to look good, bro
I want to take off my fucking shirt and they put a hard eyes in my shed your a magnet scenes
Simon Cherry man, you fucking scored a paper. You fucking take your shirt off. It's just like like just like that
that yes wait oh my god oh wait wait and it like from now to then yeah it's gonna be
one of those things this is the clip I bet ready all right like pretend I just scored
yeah let's go go it's gonna cut it's going to cut it's doing that yes it's
So cut to me, do that with a six pack.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bro, I'm telling you bro, no eating bullshit.
No more ordering food.
No more, what the heck?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry right now.
Wait a minute, we're gonna make a plan, all right?
No more, no more ordering food.
You totally make a problem.
No more eating, you're just looking at this shit like it's
impressive, bro.
No, not at all.
No more ordering food.
Trainer X said, don't feel too bad.
Most people are just injecting peptides in weight loss
medication pretending like it's their work ethic
and dieting, lawn.
That's done by the train. Not bad. Listen, bro, no more ordering food, no more eating out, no more bullshit, no more anything.
I'm locked. My food's actually just got here in one second.
Farad?
Perfect. I'll come over.
Yes, sir!
What?
Guy starts after this?
Bro, this isn't bad eats.
Bro, come on, bro.
Come on.
There's nothing wrong with a little bit of hunger, you know what I'm saying?
Yo!
Look what I got!
My last meal!
Okay, I can eat that for you.
Okay, I can eat that meal and sit down, okay?
And I'm being so fucking serious.
Do I have a pipe about this shit?
No, you're gonna ban him on me!
I'm so fucking gonna ban him on me!
This is a challenge.
This challenge, we travel out, we do a lot of things.
We're gonna fucking figure it out, like, no matter what it is.
I'm not even kidding.
Because I ain't even two, bro.
Why are you looking like that?
And what the fuck is that drink?
It's a water.
I'm going to talk to myself while I wait for the day.
It's not right, is it?
What about?
There's no power in here?
No, half of the rooms still have lights.
That bathroom still doesn't have lights.
No power in this house?
You can't write though, is he?
What do you say?
I'm not that bad.
I agree with Ray. Your face looks slimmer, but your stomach looks the same.
What do I...
I just want to go hard bro. I just want to do like...
We can talk.
We can talk.
I feel like maybe it's me, like I'm gonna be honest bro, my whole life I just make excuses,
like maybe my chat's right
is this bad for me i really don't know like it shouldn't be like in my head
this really shouldn't be bad my hot chat is this a bad meal
like there's no way is this a bad meal this can't be
this is good for you look
what you got a lot of people are saying no a lot of people are saying no my
question is
So anyone in the chat who's like ripped or like in shape?
Bro, how do you not get an eating disorder? Bro, you want to grab a chair? Go ahead. Go ahead, bro
You have to mentally lock in is ordering your food that good
Or not what are you making it people say to make your own food, but it's actually a lot different
Because like the oils and shit that they used to make the food. Oh, I just don't get it though
I don't you're gonna have to read the tab. It's my first know that I have to eat
Bro like I don't I actually don't get it
Marlin wants me to lose that much weight is that possible nine weeks is that enough?
There's a long time really you want nine weeks seven days nine weeks seven days nine times seven
Remember that is fucking a lot 60 days of going hard 60 days of eating good and working out every day
That's a lot of time going hard. Like actually, yes, it is 60 days not enough
It's a lot of time though. I don't know about enough to get like a six pack
I think I don't know. I really don't think that's a lot of time for a six pack
But I think it's definitely enough
I've never in my whole life
I've never seen my stomach not go over my waist
Okay, that could change in within the time. Chad, is he lying?
What did I say? I really want to.
Just saying no. No, it's not.
How do you say no?
So I'm cooked?
Yeah, I don't think it's cooked though.
Who's ever saying it's possible, nah, just starve.
I mean, you've got a problem.
Oh, no, you don't have power in there?
I have no power on time.
Neither does Lacey's room, and neither does the bathroom
and the hallway right there.
Why do I have power?
I have no power.
You know what, bro?
I'm fucking tired of this shit.
I'm fucking tired of this shit.
You know what?
I'm just going to spark a stream right now, yours.
How about that?
I don't even give a fuck.
OK?
I don't care.
Yeah, I am. I don't care. Yeah, I'm not dead. I don't care, huh?
Yo, hopefully, I can send this bitch right now.
I'm fucking sparking her right here, doing my full intro and everything.
Yep.
Can you change my title real quick? Fuck, bro.
Yo, yo, yo, listen, listen, listen, listen, stable.
Maybe stop putting stage one. Stage one, 20.
This does look like a clip right here. Let's see.
It grows bad for me, here, there you go bro, it's not bad, what are you saying it's bad?
They're saying that it's impossible to lose that much weight in a split second, it's not,
nope.
Bro that's a long time.
She's not talking to you, I think I know better than my phone, I see, so where's our
power?
No I actually don't know, I was trying to charge my phone and it turned out to be down
the outlets in history.
How do you have power?
You know, it's illegal by law.
What?
Not by law.
How like this?
So what do we do about that?
How is there no power?
Someone's making a call.
I don't know.
Someone's making calls that doesn't live here.
Let's tell him someone to stop at.
I don't know.
He really better do it.
Yeah, I'm not kidding. I'm being so funny, seriously.
So, what the...
Just keep eating more, seriously. I'm changing my channel.
Kidding.
Wait, what should we name this? A Great Lock in Wilan?
Yes, I'll name it that.
Great.
A Great Lock in Wilan.
Wait. Yo, it's a lot of fucking...
Stop right there.
I
Really chud bite
What is that? What is that even fucking mean right now your cortisol levels are raising for sure
Especially when you guys do that power in there probably through the fucking roof
That cord is all level
Are you a, are you a moi-toi or a toy-toi?
Yo, three, can you spark up?
I'm on my, I'm on my what?
Am I what?
Are you a moi-toi or a toy-toi?
What is that?
Like, what is that?
You're just making shit up at this point.
I'm not making it.
You're just your gooting my gesture maxing right now.
Oh, gosh.
Are you really?
Yeah, I'm sparking. I don't care.
I'm sparking on fucking straight.
I don't care.
I'm sparking on straight right now.
Because that's what we do.
You know what?
If people don't want to work, we fucking work.
Can we find a solution you understand? Oh, that's you said is good. You know, so you tell is one of the best
Oh my god, yo, we're gonna sit by a computer. Oh, she gets me horny. I'm not gonna lie. Who gets me horny?
You know what gets me horny I get into routine getting into a fucking routine and like I
Locked in and know that everybody wake up and got fucking challenge yourself
You go imagine going to bed every day for two months straight and like yo, you know what today?
I fucking power through good days bad days good day on my mind make you think that we're out get some head out get your head out
He's just trying to either
No, I'm sorry. I'm starting soon
So they could just go to ROM stream it'll be already fast forward
You have a starting soon screen. Yeah
Yeah.
Son, son.
You came with emojis.
Let's see, let's see what's that's in there.
Obesity.
Like, you're watching both streams
and you're laughing from your stream.
Oh, God, nice.
Nice, bro.
Hey, Retard, we see you just started, okay?
No, I don't, I don't want to start yet.
I really don't.
I stable, I apologize so much right now,
but y'all gotta get out, get out, get out, okay?
I gotta get out, I gotta get out, okay?
Which one is it?
Ron, it's Ron Irel, okay, boom.
Let's see if I'm live.
See ya.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
M3, how we fucking doing?
Welcome back to another banger, okay?
Just got back from Super Bowl, good fucking weekend,
walking to the house, no power, power adage, power adage,
power adage, power adage, okay?
Shut the fucking charge, drink this water.
Back to me, ladies, okay?
Fucking me we are here on Ross in this right now because that's what we're doing all day. Okay, because I got no power
I got no came in I got no fucking nothing. Okay, but you know, I said what I said
I said, you know what? Let me go live anyways, bro. Let me fucking figure this it out anyways, okay?
So we're gonna straight straight from the jump. We're ran sand. Okay. I call him ran sand because everybody calling him rain rain rain rain rain
He's fucking right. Yeah, he's fucking right. Oh drugs right now. What's wrong with you?
Listen chat. I love y'all and three. Well, that's another stream, bro
Okay, let's get fucking into it today me one. It's a great locking for two months. It's 18. Yes, you and me
Yes, I'm just got a text right now. They're closed today. They have one slot left at 1 30 tomorrow. You want me to book it for you?
Yeah, you want to do it
What if my chappies from they will put them a 20 no matter what?
Anyway chat welcome okay back from Super Bowl me and Ron today M3
Stay bono you gotta go through this intro me back fucking love y'all to okay. Let's fucking get into one. Hey fill in today, huh?
Feel good, okay
My name is Ron yeah, we're not oh
That's my favorite name on you on YouTube on twitch on tiktok on Twitter. So my socials
I'm 160 pounds. I'm five foot seven
In your body fat is 30% fuck me dude. I actually fuck me
Tell me what you ate yesterday, man, in fact.
Not fucking telling me.
My name's Stable Ronaldo, and I ate...
I have to do this?
Yeah, you actually have to do this.
I feel like every time I fuck up, I gotta do the thing you're eating.
Yeah, you have to, yeah.
God, I have to do this.
Wait.
Keep going.
Go ahead.
I'm Stable Ronaldo.
Yesterday I ate two slices of pizza, three mics hard lemon eggs, two peanut butter
and jelly sandwiches, a bag of purple Doritos, and a bag of Cheez-Its, accompanied by later
at night a chicken salad with crab dip and bread.
You only told me about the lemonade, and the pizza, by the way, you understand?
Yes.
Okay.
Keep going.
Okay.
My turn, because we've all got do-is.
Listen, to my chat, okay?
We're gonna, today, what we're gonna do is this.
Me and Ron, somehow, we gotta figure out
how to stay locked in every single day.
And this is what I'm talking about.
You might have thought before,
Ron's locked in, Ron's locked in, whatever it is.
Brother, when I tell you we're locked in,
I mean, every single day, we eat the same fucking meal.
But I don't look like you.
What the fuck does that have to do with anything?
But I'm saying we eat the same meal
and I don't look like you, why?
Why, what is it, what is it?
Same meal every day.
Same routine every day, same gym work every day,
till April 18th, he's gonna take up a show in the chat,
he might just score a fucking bang.
I'm just gonna score bangers.
Welcome.
Okay?
You're gonna get invited.
I don't get invited.
You're gonna get invited.
Is he?
I hope so, I hope so, obviously.
Elskriff, you're a good little head.
It's not a fucking swim.
You're getting invited, you're getting invited.
Zero, zero, what does that even fucking mean?
What?
What, why am I trying to put a zero, zero goals in guitar?
At least you got the play
Got oh wait wait wait who am I here sir right here sir right there like right over here come on come on
Who am I who am I?
Like wait, how do you do it?
Remember when you look to the left you got edit you got put an edit you ever done
You got put an edit listen, bro
I'm walking
This is there's no way it's hard for me to lose how much weight
Can we go to your desk and set this shit up? I'm not kidding like fully
I would like like I'm being so I'm being so serious and you know what chat if he missed a day
If he missed a day, you gotta start over like fully you got it
$10,000
A 10k calories, okay, so it sets you back all the weeks. Just put in work
That's kind of fire lucky, you know
All the fucking weeks put in work and I use back to everyone. Yes. Why do I have to work out?
I'm dead serious. I don't understand what I'm not kidding Queens. I'm so dead serious. You think I'm throwing for the stream
Can I not get a VVL? I swear God. I
Swear everything cannot get fat removed and just put somewhere else
Like oh, what is the difference?
Like oh, they take fat from one part of your body and take it out and press like not apart or they just get rid of it
But it's not gonna get you told I am before none this have you thought about that before yes, but you actually have right well
I've never in my life ever seen like this not go over
Can I grab
It's bad
It's handlebars, bro. No, it's bad. Maybe you have chills up my body. I got a boner
You're fucking serious
I want to look like this bro, Marlon. I take off my shirt and my girlfriend looks at me like in disgust
And I go, I actually said yesterday, I was like, do you think I'm chopped?
And she goes, no.
Like, I don't know.
Like, no.
Like, it was like that.
Yeah, she's like, no.
And I looked at her with my body out like this.
And I'm like, really?
Like, bro, like, it's bad, bro.
I don't want to look like this.
And I'm actually trying every day.
They think I'm lying.
I actually am trying.
Maybe I'm just not good enough for this shit, bro.
Maybe I should just take my life.
You're doing $1 bills.
Yo, upstairs now.
And note up now.
Come on, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.
You know how many times I've done this?
This is literally what I do.
I'm not going to put them on some crazy game.
You know what, I fully.
I'm not going to put them on some crazy game.
My girlfriend said I'm bloating a lot for the day.
Yes.
You start off your days by drinking water.
It's more than that.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm going to give you all my full fuck.
For the free ski though.
Or routine.
Step on a freeze key, or release it on the fucking head.
Maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe just send it to me.
Maybe, maybe the stable Ronaldo routine.
People might fall over that.
They might sub up.
Drop a knee if you want to look like this.
Come on.
And drop a two, if you don't want to look like that.
Let's see what the test is, okay?
All right, you want to jump, let's go.
Nice.
The whole portion set.
So it's Marlon makeover part two?
Yes.
No, it's not.
This is actually fucking, this is real life shit, okay?
I'm just trying to do my little good.
So look, this is what's going on, okay?
There's no fucking room right now, all right?
Painting, you know, doing all kind of shit.
I don't even know what's going on here.
No power actually, you see.
Come here, come here, come here.
Where is your, this hurts!
We, so we're actually gonna take your enemies.
I was trying to survive, there was no power out of us.
Nice, so the lizards are dead.
No, no, no, no.
Maybe I just toss the little things away.
Nice.
Look, look at this.
No fucking power.
Okay.
And you?
Well, what happened with it?
The power's supposed to be back this morning.
Well, I shit's on.
Like, fool me.
Yeah.
Of course it is.
Of course it is.
Okay, come on.
Let's go.
Let's fucking go around.
Here we go.
Hey, here we go.
Here we go.
My friend in the squeeze will tell me that I water when I walk.
Catch!
Oh!
I got it!
Okay.
Catch!
Fuck your dog. Watch your head.
Ray, where's the power?
It's with me.
No, it doesn't. It doesn't work in his room.
Oh, yeah.
What did he say?
He said, fuck yourself.
Or I'll lost. Or I'll lost. Please, looks like shit. Yeah, fuck you, no dude. Okay?
Gosh.
I've been here for the bathroom. Can I go see the bathroom?
You wanna pee in my guy's room?
What? What happened?
What's that about?
Looking at the clip?
Interesting. Interesting.
You're gonna go pee in my bath?
Yes.
Hey! Subway Seifer!
Subway Seifer!
Let me clear my notepad real quick.
Got some stuff on my notepad.
Hey!
She got on there.
I don't know.
My parlay.
There we go.
We're good.
I'll be over at Marlin's chat.
Oh wait.
Is he?
Marlin's going to be like one of those things where he's just like I'm getting embarrassed.
Like I'm just going to look at him and he's going to be like you're going to be like
I'm getting embarrassed. I'm just gonna look at him and he's gonna be like, you're a fat idiot.
You're fat. You're fat. You're fat. You're fat. You're so fat. You're fat.
But it's only because you're trying to get it in your head.
Look, bro, they're typing to each other.
Bro, don't miss!
I saw shit all my life that she almost then she looked like a hammer
I
You know I
Lost switched I
Got it. Oh
Fuck Lauren switch to my desktop
Okay, good look they're typing each other look how happy these chats are together
This is so peaceful
Yo, you're so crazy, I didn't know you're a brookie.
But I didn't know you're a brookie.
Come take a seat, fat boy.
All right. Your empty was good, bros.
The table was good.
What's the hutch?
Wait, come on.
I don't know.
You're in the sun.
I aged and moved that over here.
Oh, gosh.
Yeah, you kind of...
It's not really a good camera angle one-day time.
Here, you want to try to change your altar your light?
I
Okay, let's fucking start this shit, bro. Let's fully start this bro. I
Know let's let's do it. I don't understand what I'm supposed to be doing here
Okay, what what is this that you want to achieve? Okay?
So I do this like every year and then I know the same thing they do the same thing they go
Oh, you do this every time I know but here's the thing every time you've been by yourself doing it. That's that's the that's the problem. I
Got a question. Do you want this? Yes or no?
Of course, I want this bro. I want this more than anyone in my chat
I want this more than anyone in this world. Okay. I want to lose weight. I want to look good
I want to feel good. I know I can't go thank you so much for fucking the pressure lot the pressure rock. Yes moves
Thank you so much. I'm dead serious. They can say cap. They can say whatever they want. I'm dead serious
I want to wake up
It's my
I want to wake up and be able to take my shirt off and have my girlfriend like actually tripping
Like what the fuck is that I want her to say whoa, are you I want to in the black?
Nice my camera done. Keep talking. Oh, you're already doing a big five gift in every person a lot. Thank you boys
Thank you boys. I'm gonna keep talking. Okay. I'm gonna keep talking. Oh, that was it. I fixed it
I mean it's in there. That's why watch
Okay, there's a couple things you gotta this is what I do. Oh
Yo, I'm the big bit of big fire appreciate a lot. Thank you. I love you, bro. Yes, it's us. It's cute
How you're getting mad subs that's love. Oh my god, yo smooth the big 20 is that 25
I'm 20, oh my god.
That's love.
That's love.
That's love.
Yo, Nelly, thank you for the fire.
That's love, that's love.
Let me give this man seriously, seriously.
Thank you.
Okay, we all want to wake up looking like Mar,
feeling good like Mar, seeing like Mar.
Thank you for the fire, get the flame, keep on going.
This is what I do.
So, you know, sometimes you get out of a routine.
It's very important.
Let me tell you my biggest thing.
I wake up every morning and I eat bullshit.
I don't work out some days and that's why I gained this.
Oh, I'm dead sick.
Look at the world.
I'm being so serious.
I look like a wide-speak.
Yo, I'm being so serious.
The eyes are here, the mouth is here.
Bro, I did ask him about a wide-speak like that.
I just don't want to see that shit no more.
I'll be honest.
I really don't.
Okay, so.
Ronald Sniffles looks like-
Why does our camera keep dying?
Yo, what's going on in this house right now?
Like, actually.
Is the air not working?
Is it hot it's over heating bro. Yeah, bro this house actually this house actually fucking sucks. I'm not kidding
Can we get out of here, bro? Like I want you
Give me give me a routine. Okay. All right first things first. Let's set the goal and listen to chat a goal. No, no
What's today today is February 9 February 9th, okay, and then to what?
April 18th morning of the Simon Chad match
God willing, we both invited you.
No, you and me both.
8 by 18, take off our shirts, do the weighing everything.
8 by 18 for kid and morning.
Okay, and then, how many days is this?
This is exact, let's search up exact, the exact date.
How many days?
Just locking it, locking it.
April 18th.
68 days.
Brother, that's so long.
60, 68 days.
Yeah.
Tell me.
Okay, 68 days.
There's three factors here.
I'm gonna keep going we're about to be out of the truck camera. Are you sure you're ready for this one?
I would how bad is it?
It's gonna get bad for her.
He's actually gone.
Let me see. I've never seen this one.
Hold on. Let me just...
I mean it's not bad but it's not...
How is that expensive camera that you have to hit over here?
Like, on the other side?
Wait.
No, that's the other one.
The black one?
Hold on.
No, that is that one.
Nope. Hold on. I watched it.
It's not bad, bro.
It's not bad at all. It's not bad at all
Like a little it's not bad, bro
Good we look you look good. Hey, we look you look good
Okay, talk to me, okay
So chat into Ron and I'm talking to you stop like please
I'm gonna do this without looking at chat. Tell me actually like I mean so serious
There's three things three things. Okay, 68 days, right? There is diet number one
Number one is diet. Yep diet second one is Jim
Okay, okay number three, and I'm not kidding in my son ridiculous. It's sleep. No fucking way
I swear, but when I sleep, but I sleep a long time, but I oversleep
That's your problem. I'm not kidding. How many hours of sleep do I need chat? I'm being so for real
Sleep is so fucking important for for your body like an audition more than most of your brother when it comes to this
I've done sounds 15 like fully like studied everything. I've been eating every YouTube channel
I've been eating since I know how to do this. So if I oversleep, it's bad for me. Yes, like actually bad
I'll bro. I've gone through. Okay. How many hours do I need today? This is this. No start. I start
Okay, nice. Let's go. Let's go sleep. It's that it's the the easy one. Okay
every day is
is this is very important, I'm telling you.
Six to eight hours, preferably seven to eight, okay?
But we all know our schedule, it's not gonna be that, okay?
So let's spare ourselves a little bit,
let's go six to eight, okay?
What time should I be going to bed?
You should be going to bed.
Okay, so let's go.
We're probably in the stream around what?
Eight, eight, nine every day?
Eight, nine every day.
Eight, nine every day.
Two hours, eat, whatever, last meal.
Yes.
Go to bed, 12.
12?
12, go to bed 12.
PM or is it AM at night?
What is that?
Is it AM or PM at night?
AM stands for at midnight, right?
It does.
I thought it was at morning.
12, I thought it was 2.
Wait, is it 11 AM?
At morning?
At morning or no?
We don't have so much time.
Okay, 12 AM.
Sleep.
Wake up at 8 AM.
Wake up at 8 AM.
Wait wait that sounds early, but if you think about it if you get eight hours of sleep
You're gonna feel energized and feel good. It's not gonna really why would I feel more?
I'm not sorry stupid
Why would I feel more energized if I get less sleep? I'm actually being serious
Okay, I don't say for ten hours. Okay, okay, I explain. I understand if you oversleep your body actually gets more tired than energized
There's like a sweet spot
Seven seven and a half to eight hours of sleeping actually gets you to perfect amounts where you're actually energized waking up and can stay
Without like feel like gotta take a nap and I got it like you feel sluggish, you know, you feel slow
Whatever it is. So 12 to 8 is perfect. You're gonna feel very tired when you wake up
But the second when you're actually up and going you'll feel energized. I promise you, okay?
So 12 a.m. And wake up at 8 like this is my day. I want I'm not kidding tomorrow. I did you start this tomorrow
Yeah, I fully know I don't have like I want to see text me every morning a dm
I'm gonna post on snap. I'm not kidding. You're gonna take you're gonna post my
Yeah, I'm put every day
If you want this, like if you want it so bad like hey, do it tomorrow. Yes
We just wait for tomorrow 67. We'll be in the speed spot. Yeah, we started tomorrow. Yeah, so you get a chemo today
Okay, it's 67 days because it starts tomorrow
Okay, so 12 a.m. Sleep wake up 8 a.m. Now I'm not saying
You got a you know be fucking up and run the 8 a.m. But I wake up in the morning 8 a.m
Go brush your teeth go wash your face all this stuff because you get up at least okay
No need to go on your phone and fucking start over when I so getting right the first thing I do when I we look chopper
No, the first thing I do when I wake up is
You gotta read on the phone. We'll show here the first thing I do when I wake up is I scroll to talk and my Twitter come
Talking about you dude, what is it?
This actually the smartest I've ever heard more on the speed
Is it is it bad to wake up every morning on tiktok. I'm serious
So you wake up and go shake tiktok I wake up and I go to tiktok and I go to my Twitter come
For hours I'm talking like I sit on my phone for hours. I'm not kidding like
We're gonna stop that. So we need to tell all that stuff. I'm not kidding. Okay. Um
Um, yeah, why is coming that guys? What do you mean?
Your that's what's your job?
Oh, it's a mystery or no call. Don't talk get your house one
Okay, back to it. Okay
So sleep is locked in we're gonna get six to eight hours sleep
preferably eight. How many hours does everyone in my chat do? I'm confused.
Like, I don't know how many I'll do. Be honest. Be honest. Nobody does that. Nobody sleeps eight
hours. You see six, six, six, eight, nine, six. A lot of sixes. Okay. Well, I'm not
sleeping eight. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yes, you are. You know, I'm actually like nine and
twelve. I sleep like 10 hours a day and then I wake up and I'm in sleep on my phone. Yeah.
So let's not do that. Okay. So let's wake up eight in. Okay. Now, brush your teeth.
Brush like you shower in the morning. I don't I'm gonna after the job. I go to gym dinner shower brush teeth brush
This is my make my bed simple brush teeth
So because that's not one thing about this as well
We can get you over stimulated what I think happened with your diet was you put too much pressure on it too many pots in one
Too many eggs in a pot yes
You put too much pressure on it and on yourself
To the point where you actually get over stimulated and then it's actually reverses
You have sex no
That's not having sex. I'm gonna be honest. That's nothing. I don't want to do I don't want to goon
I don't have sex. I don't have nobody had fucking sex with first
Yo, hello
Yes
You have my money you have $5,000
How far are you
I don't know. I don't know how it is.
How does he even have the edges?
And if you think that he's pulling up with five bands, you are out of your fucking mind.
Lace, he actually sent it.
Oh, God, nice, bro.
I think he's gone. We have ten minutes since he left.
We have ten minutes, bro. Holy fucks. Now we gotta get ready for the fucking...
Are you gonna be downstairs with me with this?
Yeah, fully.
Brushed thieves, that's something he needs to do.
Now, I think about it for now.
Hi, Loki. Yeah. All right. Yeah. Okay. We have to sleep down. Sleep is easy. Jim, how many days a week is it smart to go to the gym?
Are we talking every day now? Okay, so we have 67 days. Yeah, so I think we should do not going every day
There's no way. Let's do every day, but on Sundays go say every day
Every day, you know every day every day, but Sundays we do a rest day, but active rest day, which is very important
Okay, so we go we're gonna walk like they're gonna walk just so walks are gonna get me a six pack
I promise you we're gonna walk get 10k steps in that's that's gonna be enough for your rest day
Are you trust me or not? Are you trusting me or not? Yo chat y'all know y'all know
We were trying to run that one day you ate insomnia cookies
Say your line say your line
Tell the chat tell the chat we were fucking running five miles. Did I not run my mouse?
And then the following night you ate cookies from insomnia cookies. Okay, and I said put that shit
down you fat fuck oh my god yeah and did you not make me do burpees I did but
that's not enough it's not enough okay so so listen we're both a phone here okay
you're a fat fuck and obviously even bad okay so we're changing that today that's
what it is all right um so listen Sunday's a rest day Sunday's rest day so
active rest it's like would you go to the gym with me for 67 days in a row
no yeah yes I don't believe you're gonna go all these days you don't believe me
I don't think you'll be with me no I don't believe it okay listen if we're not
We're traveling whatever it is. We go still to the gym and I face I'm literally in the gym
Okay, are you in the gym good and I'll give you the full routine?
All right, okay diet
I'm not gonna lie bro. It's like the shittiest thing you need in a routine. You don't need to worry about your diet
Take it from me. You don't you know diet is the thing that you don't need at all
This is when I tell you bro and the child as well
Whoever said facts and that fucking guy. I'm not kidding
Listen to me
This shit right here is
The most important thing I could go so deep on diet or you need to understand like I've never really gone like super deep into it
Everything let me see your physique. I want to see I want to make sure you have the credentials
Are you chop right now? I'm not pulling up your shirt. I'm a grown-ass man. No put put up the fucking
Okay
That's I'm right now
Not not crazy shape. I'm gonna I'm not crazy shape. I'm really not wait. This is actually I'm really not
Okay. Oh, this is I just this is sad, bro. Oh man. This is say keep going
That's sitting raise verse sexual harassment. Okay. Thank you. Yeah, I love you. Just so much
Okay, listen
Actually looks impressive
Listen to me this is the most important thing and I fucking hate that retired that fucking
Oh God, I want to break his teeth off that he's gonna come here and fucking that
No, no, I said that you know listen listen to me listen listen listen we got lucky in
this okay listen I do not want to get in here and ruin this right now all right
Okay, this is deep
Pull up right now go to Google
Pull up a calorie calculator. This anybody in the chat as well. This is very important. This one works
Not like obviously super super sponsored by this. No, not at all. I've used this since I started
23 pretty age but everything what is honesty though? I am not kidding
That is five foot seven and centimeters. Please stop throwing me. What is it? What is it in centimeters? What is it?
I don't show it is it don't lie. I'm being serious. What is
That's 170, okay 170 you shut up
Do I say 160 pounds in
Okay, no show are you asked? Yes. Yes. Yeah, and I'm high lesson that all on God. Okay, so let's just put that
72 okay, okay. Are we like are we exercising every day? Here's the thing
We're not gonna put like we do like very active
We're not you know one know why cuz then he's gonna make you up your calories
So you better try this for y'all as well y'all better put it lower and then you surprise yourself
Okay, so I've done this multiple times. So so put moderate put my moderate, but we're not gonna do moderate, but put moderate, okay?
Boom right here. Yeah, y'all get everything now. I have to eat
1400 calories a day.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
That's not what we're doing.
It's not what we're doing.
Okay, here.
Pull up calculator.
Like this is, this is, this is deep into it.
Pull up calculator.
Okay.
We want to do mod weight loss.
You want to know why?
Mod weight loss?
Mod.
Mod, in between mod and weight loss.
So 2200.
Okay.
So 2200.
We're gonna, we're gonna do 2200.
Now put 0.25 kgs a week.
How many weeks are we there?
Like nine weeks, correct?
This is crazy.
Yeah, nine weeks?
Yeah.
25 times that by nine bang two and a half kgs so sure that what that is
Hey, hey, very funny story five kgs pound that's five pounds five and a half pounds
Okay, so go back go back up. So we want to do you want to do weight loss. We want to do two thousand calories
Two thousand calories, okay two thousand calories. No, actually
Do our point point five times nine
Okay, we want to do 2,000 calories flat
How am I supposed to get in my protein to get
I'm gonna get to 2k flat. No, no, it's not too much. I promise. I was not it's not it's not
They're saying loose skin. It's not it's not it's not it's not trust me. Trust me. It's not it's 2k flat 2k flat
Okay, how the fuck am I gonna just trust me brother?
I don't want to do this. I'm wrong. I can't drink like sugar drinks anymore
I can't drink like Starbucks coffee. No, so what the no wait, just trust me bro. Just trust me. Okay. Um go back to
I'm gonna do 2000 because again, we don't want to go over straight so to 2000 to
2200 all right this for you by the way
Okay, right now fuck is a K-Cal
Calories you fucking idiot. That's how you spell it. That's how you spell it. Yes, it is
Listen to me
It's very fucking simple very fucking simple
I can get you a more full on two thousand calories than you can be full on three thousand
Cat that's cat. I I know I already nuggets from Chick-fil-A. Oh my fucking god
I used to eat that when I wake up. I'm not even kidding
I would go to bed and I'd eat 20 nuggets from McDonald's with zesty buffalo sauce
And then I get a large fry and I get water that water to healthy it out and then I wake up in the morning for a chick-fil-a breakfast
I would literally set an alarm for chick-fil-a breakfast. I would get I swear. I'm not kidding
I would get I would get a long yes
I would get the chicken wrapped up in a little blanket
I forget what it was called. I would get those some blankets eggs and blankets
I think some like that and then I would get two sets of hash browns to two things a hash browns buffalo sauce
And then I would get lemonade in the morning
And then I go to bed right after it instantly
Like I wouldn't even let it set in my belly. I would just go to bed and make me pass out
So you just eat eat eat go to bed and just let that should marinate. I wake up at 4 p.m. Yeah
like
Don't lie to me. You just feel like shit. You must have felt like shit. I wanted to kill myself
Listen to me. What do you wait 160 correct 160 for the chat? Okay, listen to me
Every pound of body weight you have
How do I do this?
I think you just type, you just type once you type.
Listen, every pound of body weight.
It's one gallon of water.
Sure.
It's one grams of protein.
So you're 160, correct?
Uh huh.
So we want to put you at 170.
170 grams of protein.
That's impossible.
All right, all is impossible?
Watch this.
170 grams of protein.
Okay, the rest is gonna come from carbs and fats all right. I love eating carbs and I promise you I promise you right now. I
Promise you right now. Okay. No, trust me. It's it it sounds like a lot of protein. It is not okay
It is not what y'all saying 150 whatever I would rather overdo the protein than underdo it
I promise you I've done this for years, but okay one step. We can do 160 we could do 150
But doing more number one it will keep it more full number two because protein gets you more full
So the more protein you have the more full you'll feel the more fulfilled you feel so you won't get as hungry
You won't ask as much cravings none of that. I mean so serious. I cannot
Drink any like cool drinks. Yes, you can't of course you can't be like I'm dead serious like if I go out like late night
I can't I'm being serious
Why so is it what's the problem? Is it drinks or is it the food? It's really drinks
I get bored of drinking water. Okay, you don't got to drink water. You know what I do
Diet Coke's protein shakes milkshakes, but I protein but I don't drink any they're saying cut sugar
Yes, we're gonna cut sugar fully. How the fuck am I supposed to eat anything in this world without sugar?
That doesn't even make any sense. Oh really chicken two potatoes fruit sugar fruits
carrots
Broccoli's
Broccoli's
Brussels sprouts
But I understand real potatoes roast up potatoes
Um, you can eat hamburgers. You can eat fucking cheese. They can eat cheeseburgers. You can literally I
God, but there's no way there's no sugar in that. I mean serious
Axel food, you know, you can make we can make burgers, but a good axle burger
Okay, so can I tell you can I tell you what my thing is? Yeah, sometimes when I eat food like let's say I stopped eating like
Talkies, let's say I stop eating like cheez-its. Yeah, whatever might be I'll do good for like a week and a half
And then randomly you'll be in front of me, and I just I can't resist
I'm telling you the flavor the color wait on what I see those anything a snack
And then once I do it on my fuck I fucked up it's like bro. It's like I have
Yes, it's like when you so it's like we're not and you like you get with a fucking a girl that she was like gosh
Like her pussy just stank afterwards
What?
That's me. No, you just regret your life. Okay, you'll get your life food. You know I'm saying reach me chat. You know I mean so
What?
My back. Okay, listen
For example, I'm gonna take you through this because I thought before you couldn't eat nothing
They were strictly from everything if you want to eat Cheetos brother
We can get Cheetos, but we can make Cheetos. Oh my god
I promise you if you want if you want something sweet
We make a yogurt bowl if you want something sweet. I bro. I promise y'all I have so many fucking
Tricks and tips I've been like, you know what I used to do I used to really put I know used to do
I said, well, we used to wear skirts
model skirts
Good going sorry. Yes, sir. I'm sorry. You know what I used to do
When I had a street shirt for example, you can grab a protein bar
Yeah, you know what you don't do protein bar you get eat it wait you get a zero fat yogurt vanilla, okay?
Boom you get that that's protein. It's good for you. You put that protein bar. So you're gonna microwave for a little bit
But lend that up. Oh
Like you just like you know it's in like there's tips and thanks to all of this shit
I'm gonna answer you what last Saturday. I went to get ice cream on my girlfriend
She convinced me manipulated me to eat ice cream. I told her I didn't want to she tried lying to me and said
You don't love me if you don't eat this with me. So I got ice cream
I'll be honest, I'll be honest.
So can I ask you a question?
Are you gonna have enough world power to stay north of your girl from these 67 days?
Well, what?
Well, I'm a tired of fucking off.
You will?
Of course.
Call her right now.
Call her right now.
That's better.
That's seven percent.
Call her right now.
She can choose.
No chat, this is bell size today, I can bell size as well.
Phone dead?
Maybe phone dead, or she just don't fucking like me anymore because she like this.
How about that, huh?
Here you go, give the subs bitch.
50.
50 gifted subs?
Holy fuck.
From Norr?
Chat 50
Give him strokes give him strokes welcome
Thank you
Thank you for the 50. Thank you for you're getting chats. Thank you to 50 man
Thank you for the 50 bro
Listen, uh, if I gotta tell my girlfriend to fuck off you will
Bro, I'm getting hiccups. You know what can I be honest with you, bro? I've been getting chest pains like strains
I'm not kidding. I've been you know everyone in my family has gotten heart attacks. Wait actually no one in my family
You're lying. No one in my family has ever gotten a six-five
Ever I don't think so. Is there anyone in your family that is someone in shape? No, like no one
Heart attacks are pretty common in my family and I feel chest pains all the time in my fucking chest
I'm not kidding. I think I'm gonna die of a heart attack. It's actually not gonna be fucking fun. I
Know I'm laughing because I'm just like
What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do?
So that's like your health is on the line. Oh, no, yeah, what are you gonna do?
You'd be like, oh sour and then it's just fucking fucking dead. Like what's it gonna be?
That sounds so good. I'm just gonna sour. Oh sour. Oh my god.
Let's be honest, right? 2,000 calories, 170 grams of protein. Okay. How many meals a day?
How many meals a day? Honestly, I promise you we're not gonna over complicate this.
Oh, let me guess he's fucking outside as we're Kai here spamming this bro
Hey, okay, I'm gonna put now $500. That's that's five dollars, right?
This five that's five dollars
Yeah
That's
So let's bring these up for you
Okay, listen, bro. All right, 170
great. Okay, we're not gonna
overcomplicate this at all.
Like whatsoever, right?
I was getting fake money.
I don't know.
Wow.
We're gonna burn it.
Yeah, we literally burn in front of
them. Yeah.
One second, yes, protein.
Okay, let's not overcomplicate
this.
There's no need for you to be
like, oh, I can only have three
meals a day or whatever.
If you have five meals a day, it's
fine. If you have 10 meals a day,
it's fine. If you have three
meals a day, it's fine.
But so long as they're literally
on that dot, 2002, 2200
calories and once in years,
protein, you are good.
It doesn't matter what time you eat it. It doesn't matter when as long as you do
Okay, so so so so so I eat 2,000 calories a day. Yes 170 grams of protein
Yes, I go to the gym every day have a rest on Sundays and I sleep eight hours a day waking up at 8 a.m.
Going to bed at 12 and I brush my teeth. I'll have a I'll be in shape by April 18. I promise you you'll be shaped by a great team
Six pack no in shape. Yes, how long before the six pack would I do?
I'm not kidding
We're gonna ask some stuff. We're not we're not done here. We're not fully done yet. Okay. Once I'm in this protein
This is I promise you right now. This is what if we just start max
This is like a hundred calories in there like 1500. No because then you're the second you it's like an alcohol
Okay, if you cut alcohol right away fully from hundred to zero you will relapse so you're gonna relapse and also you put all the way back
Why don't I do relax? Yes, exactly like you see like chat lock him. Okay, listen
this is super important i could do peptides your people stop here gallant water every day
we're gonna order you a gallon uh go down to m's right now go down right now
I don't know if it's going to lead to anything.
Let's just go with the company though.
Soccer?
I don't think we're at a bad shopping cart.
Do-do?
Not a bad shop?
Okay.
Sets you up down in the water.
They sell-
We're not taking a fucking red 40, bro.
Bang.
Okay.
I'm going to get this right here.
You can get two of these.
All right, you're gonna pay for it.
Let's get nice.
You can order a water bottle.
If you order a water bottle from Amazon,
you actually retarded.
I don't know, I'm not even kidding.
You guys are actually drunk.
Okay, we can get this right here.
Bang, down the way.
I've got to drink that whole thing.
You're gonna fill this up.
That is cap, I'm sorry.
There's no way, there's-
You're filling this up.
Impossible, impossible.
That's impossible.
You're filling this up every morning.
No plastic, which has that bad?
Impossible.
That's fucked up.
turtles, bro, seriously, okay? Listen, get two of these right now. Okay, you're gonna
get these and every morning, the first thing you're gonna do, you're gonna wake up, brush
your teeth and you're gonna fill this up and then throughout the day you're gonna sip
it, literally like the whole day, you're gonna sip through it. This is impossible. W microplastic
me. There's people in here that drink this much every single day. I can take a dish
I
Don't believe this possible. I'm dead serious
Bro check y'all telling that that's that's it's actually easy like all doors aside
That looks like you're such a fucking child. Yes, get it. Let's get it 128 ounces
You want the purple one or blue one?
I like it, I like the green one actually.
Okay.
Color forest.
Yeah, forest.
And then I'm gonna, should I do the white one?
The white one?
I like this one, it's my best shot.
Leave the area code, everyone knows our address y'all.
I just didn't mean to get on this.
Okay.
Okay.
Minimize that.
Bang, okay, go back.
So down the water.
Here is the last step.
Last fucking step.
No jerking off, no having sex.
So I gotta tell my girlfriend no sex
No, listen, you don't have sex at any place. So we know that so like that's that we need to put that in
Oh, I shouldn't I shouldn't have sex with her for 70 days and then randomly the last day
I take my shame off just go fuck she's like what the fuck. I know like I want that. Yeah, I like she needs that
Yeah, I've never heard those words. Yeah, like imagine like I need
Okay
Next okay, listen down the water bang, okay? I promise you this the last step and chat
I'm talking you all right now, too. This is such a huge thing bro. It's such a huge fucking thing
It might sound ridiculous. You can do 10k steps. Yes for sure. But again, we're not gonna overcomplicate it. Okay, we're not
listen to me
They're telling me what you know makes you wait fuck. It does. No, I don't get blue shirts test phone
That's why when I used to work out. I was so horny. Yeah
Thought I had a problem if you do legs too heavy like that's who actually gets you a little rocket
Yeah, come stronger. Oh my god. I got that come where it's clunky
You got okay, this one is very important. I'm not kidding
This one is overdoing it. We don't need to but this is what I do read for it. No
organic food
Just wait. Just hear me out. Just hear me out. Hear me out. No process shit. No bullshit
But
Every Sunday I get to eat bullshit. No not bullshit, but we have this rest day
We go do the 10k steps and you can have meals that you usually don't have so you switch your body up a little bit
You can have chocolate but again dark chocolate. Oh my god. You see this always said alternatives everything
Always, always, okay?
Peptides, peptide Sundays, let's go crazy.
Every Sunday we do one peptides.
And when you do this little cheat meal,
imagine this, right, imagine this.
Your body is your engine, right?
Now, that's what my manager told me.
He said if you treat your body good,
it will feel better, it will work better.
All of it, all of it, but now mind you this, right?
Say you do the same thing every single day.
Your mind needs one day or maybe two even
to get out of that for a second
to then you kinda like come back on a Monday.
You're like, oh shit, I feel good now.
It's like your body kinda resets.
Like it resets a little bit, you understand?
So you're like, get back on the Monday, boom.
Now you're back at it again.
You see what I'm saying?
You go to full week on Sundays,
have a little meal, shock your body, boom.
Back at it again.
So your body should just stay regulated
on like one schedule, you understand what I'm saying?
So it's very important that on that Sunday,
we have a little whatever, like you want a little burger,
you want a little something.
But again, even if we do, we stay under,
yes you can, of course you can.
Try to break up.
Stop, stop, stop.
Too many breakups not going on, okay?
Let's relax, all right?
I can't drink a gallon of water.
Yes you can.
No one in this chat drinks a gallon of water.
Brother, check, are y'all telling how fucking much,
I mean how easy a gallon of water is?
Mind you this, how much is this right?
Two dollars.
You fucking dumb buck, how much is this like in this?
1871, no, 19, oh no, that's just 16.9 fluid ounces.
500 milliliters.
And how much is the gallon of milliliters?
How much is that?
Can you check real quick?
Or in liters?
One of the 28 ounces.
Okay, and what's that?
This is 17 ounces.
Okay, so it's like.
I would have to drink 10 of these?
Yes, watch this.
My water.
That right there?
Half the bottle.
You could do this whole bottle straight up to wake up in the morning.
I don't go fuck.
Straight up in the morning you wake up, you make your bed, you go with this, instead of
scrolling your phone, how about this, you go boom, again another tip.
This is like, dude, I could fucking sell this shit.
You wake up in the morning, listen to you, your body is your temple.
You wake up in the morning you go into the bathroom. No, I can't drink water in the morning. It tastes terrible
But are you a sissy boy or you're just gonna do what the fuck I say?
You go in there you get your bottle from the kitchen boom you fill it up, okay?
Your bottle right there. You get a a whole of this down because mind you your body is separate eight hours
Your body is drained of water. It's dry. I want water. Nothing. So when you drink it, it wakes you up
All of a sudden you're up your body's like oh shit. My body's up now. It's up and going
I'm not sleeping no more.
Does Red Bull contain water?
I don't fucking know.
It contains fucking cow piss or whatever fucking it is.
Doesn't it? Bull piss?
And I drink fucking Celsius.
So I'm fucking asking that question, dude.
Seriously.
Listen, so when you wake up, Chomps,
I'm telling you right now,
your body is 98% water.
OK?
What?
It's not.
It's probably like 70 to be fair.
No way I'm made out of water.
Let's see.
I shouldn't have mentioned that.
Is that why I'm all jiggly?
Stop it.
How much water is your body then 60% 60 pin, okay?
So when you wake up, your body is deprived of water is dry.
So have you ever drank water right in the morning and you feel that coldness going through
it?
You know what I'm talking about?
Yeah.
So that basically means that when you get it down, why do I piece your your muscles,
your your ins and everything is your piss.
Oh, my muscle, your piss wants to be around like very light yellow, like light yellow.
You don't want it to be white, that's too much.
Piss out all the salt.
You don't want it to piss out all the salt.
You want to keep some salt in your body,
it's good for you, okay?
Now all salt is bad.
But if it is yellow, yellow and it fucking stinks.
I like orange.
This is, bro, I'm giving y'all the fucking salt.
I'm getting pimples on my cell too.
I'm ashamed of myself.
I know this a lot.
I know this sounds like a lot.
It is a lot, I don't really feel like I can do this.
But we're gonna stick by the basics.
We're not gonna overdo nothing.
This one is, look, this is it.
So you're going to go to the gym after training?
Yes, this one will stay for a year.
Literally, Ron, if you wake up every day.
You do this every day?
I swear on my life.
When I'm locked in, I do this every day for months,
like literally for months.
So what have you been doing right now?
I've been off, I'll be honest.
So how are you in shape?
I don't get it.
Well, I just, here's the thing.
The thing about you is you fall off sometimes
off your shape.
Don't say those words.
Oh yeah, sorry, I'm not bad.
Please don't say those words.
Yeah, I know I know that's my fault.
That's my fault.
That's my fault.
Small fault when you get off of your routine you fully drop your routine
For example if you eat like actually with your which are with your girlfriend that's okay
But when you do that you just fucking go drinking alcohol. No alcohol is cut out. You don't drink alcohol anyways
Like you understand
You know the biggest part is this why notice a difference in my face. Oh my god full difference
I have a son no you do that can you
Listen you got you ready look look at this. We're about to level up in real time ready look oh
Oh my god, babe
You're still kind of chocolate.
Keep going though.
You're fucking bad.
Not gonna lie, Marlene got some short ass fingers.
Are you kidding me?
Look at my fucking hands, short ass fingers.
My friends used to tell me I had sausage looking fingers.
Jesus Christ, we were taking a bite out of them.
Holy fuck, you were built like a fucking sausage.
Matter of fact, cheese dude.
Listen.
Listen to me
Can you actually fucking listen?
This is all we need to do. I want to ask you a question. Can you do this or not?
Like do you think you do this?
KSI sweet, they're all spending at the same time. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up
They all
It's like why do I listen to them how do they all do you saw it though, right you saw it?
But how do you all do so fast look look look what the I not see me
Look wait, how the fuck do I why are you laughing? I was how is that possible?
It's funny, but why are we on this camera angle?
Why can't we just see a fucking dead right now?
fucking dead
Have a dead man
Bro realistically speaking
Chat all that orange on the side bro dead answer
Whoo, what are you cooking?
Bro come on. It might tell me I got a question. It might tell me something
Okay, I okay. Let's do it. Whatever this says right here. It's meant for you and I promise you if this is about some like
Sidemen tweet. No, don't stop stop stop stop
Do you just want to eat the fucking cookie or do you actually want to read what it says?
Your life will be happy and peaceful.
I gotta kill the cookie.
I gotta kill it.
Do you understand what's happened?
What?
We just put up a full fucking plane.
That story of your life will be, not is, will be peaceful.
if you're locking it fucking will be you think that's a coincidence no no you're right
no actually gotta eat it for you to come through but then you're back
i'm not bro i'm not eating this i'm not eating this bro stop are you gonna shing yourself
listen listen to me okay
Okay.
Yo, stop with the Simon Tee, now we gotta take it.
Oh my God, you smell so bad.
No Simon Tee, I'm not looking at the mouth.
Listen to me, man.
Oh my God, oh my God.
So gross.
Run.
The fool, like it's so, I promise you,
it's not easy, but it's so fucking simple.
It's not easy again, but it's simple.
I need creative.
No, no, no, no, no.
We don't need creative right now.
I promise you, I promise you.
We don't need creative right now.
I promise you, okay?
Trust me.
If we can lock in real six, seven days.
Bro, I'm ready!
I'm actually locked.
I've never in my whole life ever, I get jealous, bro.
I used to get jealous.
I'm not kidding.
When you walked into the house.
No, you didn't.
I swear to God.
I swear to God.
I would be jealous when I see you,
when I see you walk in and you wear a skin tight.
Tanks out that and and and and the Under Armour shirts. Yeah, yeah, the skin fuck the fucking uh, I would see
Suki where the man I'd be like fuck you. I'm like, why can't I do that? Why can't I do that, bro?
I want to I want to wear one of the pressure one where a compression shirt
My goal is to look good at a compression. I'm never
Goal, okay
We're
I
Should be about six. Okay. How about this? How about this one stay we get out or like we get we get our last
Cheat meal last last meal. So whatever you want like last meal anything anything like Bob, and I'm not kidding
I'm not kidding one. Did I run this is the last day if we do that today?
67 days yo
Check let's put um
I swear on my life. Hey, you have my word right now. Look at this this on my cross
Right now. I don't put stuff on nothing do a guy like that. I'm not gonna do it
But right now I will dead ass for six seven days to be fully locked in like I'm talking even if I travel
I'm talking if I'm a five-hour sleeper. I'm talking if I'm if I'm on a flight
I'll fucking do push-up on the flight though. Like that's how that's a lot downbeat
Ben today. We're gonna do best of the f***ing f***ing f***ing. That's my last meal bro. This is a test.
You're trying to test me right now. There is no last meal because every day is a day for me.
Drake, so why did you spend me sitting out? So are you gonna do this? I'll be honest because
Chad, so what I want to know is this. How do we keep each other? Yeah, show
physique right now. Show physique. Stand right here. Okay, no it's good. Okay.
They put a foggy if this pushing the careless turn around turn the side. All right back
Okay
That's it
Turn back on I'm gonna give this see the one to stick
All right, oh no, that doesn't look good. All right that Ashley I
I look like a fucking melted ice cream cone. Yeah, we look like a full fucking bacon strip.
Imagine like yeah
Yeah, bro, and the thing is we talked about it bro Chad I've been I've been in the gym with him bro
He knows like he knows what to do. I look like he really knows what to do
Oh my god. Wait what happened to me? Is that serious what I left for me? Oh no that's
bad. That's actually, no that's a, this is a ritual now. No it's not, this is bad. This
is actually bad. Yo, this is bad. But it doesn't matter. What's better for me, Stairmaster
or treadmill it doesn't matter we can do both and all of it
we can do all of it we can do all of it
can I just get light bulb i'm serious how much is light bulb
we're not doing fucking light bulb bro i don't even know what that is
but i look good when i have a shirt on though yeah bro you're a good looking man
you mean that yeah i mean that i told you so you think about actually
it would like i'm not lying like if i lost weight when i like low key like
Like, it's like, no troll, like when I was sexy.
No troll, you would look mad good.
I'm not even trying to, I'm like, no gay shit.
Like, you know what, Chey, I don't piss me off the most.
Is that, you know, people like have potential,
but they just don't even take it.
But it's like, you're learning,
like you're ruining for yourself.
Like, it's like, you know what you can look like,
why would you not want to chase that?
I've never had that quote in my head.
That look, you just changed my perspective.
Come on, bro, like what?
Here's what I think. Outwork your potential. You think you have potential?
You're out working. This could be really the year I get like fit. Every year since
freshman year of high school I said I'm getting a six-pack. Yeah. That's like ten
years almost. Have you actually like every year? Every single year since
freshman year I said I'm getting a six-pack this year. All my friends in
school used to have six-packs. I never did. I would take off my shirt. So you've always been like a little
during a pool party I would take off my shirt and I'd go in the bathroom and I'd
do 10 push-ups like 15 try to get like fit real quick I would look up 30-minute
ad routines on YouTube all my friends would have abs and I would literally sit
there just like I'm fat
how much time I had? how much time you had to piss off?
but honestly it's not even sad it's like fuck like fucks you sorry about you
know what I mean where's the time bro when my stomach overlaps my penis like
when I look down like I see my stomach all it overlaps your shit like when you
You had to like look over
It's not funny at all there would also be there was one time where I couldn't see my feet if I set up
I would stand up like this and I like right now
No, it's not and not that bad. I'm sure if I stand up not that bad
I can't see my feet.
Can I see if you can read?
Whoa, look at this.
Wait, do it again, do it again, do it again.
Hold my shirt.
Hold it, hold it, hold it.
Rick's next.
This is sad, bro.
Yeah, but you know what it is.
You know what it is
What was the quote you said I said know your potential you know you're not chasing why not chase it
Know your potential why not like why not why not want to chase the best version yourself?
You're not competing against nobody else. I want to sign a lease
No, you have to do that
Hey, I'm working right now. I want to just let you know that we're not having sex anymore.
Uh, why?
Uh, because I'm on a routine right now and I need to maximize my testosterone.
Okay.
Next time I take off my shirt, you're going to see a different demon.
Okay. I'm proud of you. I hope you maintain it. Did you see my desk?
I'm working right now.
Are you going to look really quick?
I'm working.
Okay.
Good for you.
Hey, can you miss Marlon?
Uh...
You just don't sound like, like, does that even, like, you don't even care about that, huh?
You like fuck it like you know, okay, we're not we don't got that shit anyway
So you know me tell him that my body he lied earlier when he said he took off the shirt
And I like didn't like it
I literally told him that I love him regardless of what he thinks of himself
And he was the one that was beating himself up and I was telling my son. Thank you. That's gonna cute
When I take off my shirt, I look I look like a melted ice cream cone, don't I?
How do you even come up with that
I'm waiting for an answer.
No, you don't.
Okay.
Kimmy, let's be honest here.
Because honesty is policy, okay?
Yeah.
Obviously, right?
You want the best for your boyfriend, correct?
Mm-hmm.
And the best is to keep his health good, so he doesn't have a fucking heart attack in the next few years.
God willing, he's not.
Yeah, I always encourage him to eat good.
Exactly.
So
Okay, we were in OC you asked to eat ice cream and you gas lit me and manipulated me to eat with you
I said you should get this one. That's 130 calories. Can you get the one that was 490 college?
If you want a chocolate chip for cookie dough. Are you fucking kidding me?
It's not even like so you went from a hundred thousand to 450
He had 490 because he wanted chocolate chip those s'mores
I
Looked so good. It was so good. Oh my god. Okay, so so human masculinity
So for the next cuz so the whole point is to the side of each other much, okay?
Are you going to be able to when I'm not there holding me accountable to this?
So this up to you run
So now that we got that off the way, we got absolutely no excuses.
Tell me one excuse right now.
All this time, for this way, three things, diet, gym, isn't it this?
Keep track of your calories, go to gym once a day, stream like you usually do, go to sleep.
Oh my God, have you ever heard anything more similar than that?
Anything.
My mom and dad used to sleep together every single night, and one night my mom used to
sleep.
Fuck!
Are you divorced?
Yeah.
That's why.
Me?
Okay, what is this?
Yes, it...
Fuck me, dude.
You shit pissing me off.
Really?
You think so?
Can I get a fucking W Marlon?
I'm not even kidding.
No, I don't care, Chad.
I don't care.
I don't care at this point.
You think...
It was because I was fat?
At 14?
W Marlon.
I'm changing my life. I'm dead ass. I'm changing my life. I'm actually changing my life.
You are. Like you actually are. I'm serious.
I'll be honest bro. I've been so for real. This time I've heard it so many times. Like, I'll do the same.
There they go.
Yeah. Like, let me look at the chat.
On Everything I Love?
No, no, no.
I swear to you. No, no, no, no, that's that what's that if you fuck this up even one day
What is $10,000 I lock it sweet like I lock it. I swear to you
If you fuck up ones like ones I put on God around my mom
It's all magic is magic. Oh my god. Imagine this it this one this one gets me excited imagine was for six seven days
That's it. That's it. That's it. Okay
We're going to try to match imagine this chat madness. We do a great reveal
No, really reveal and in your mind fuck the fucking accomplishment fuck all this shit
But in your mind, you actually stuck to something discipline after charity match
Everybody's there to celebrate it you me and the whole squad will go eat a big-ass dinner and big as it can
We sit there and we really feel the dopamine of actually accomplish something see never run around
You fucking run like you did that. I'm gonna score a hat trick
And he had a fat ass steak, some potatoes, some fucking ice cream on the side of you, like we did this.
Simon Charlie match, six to seven days locked in, now you can't go to fucking work.
8.18.
8.18.
You gotta see it.
8.18.
If you doubt me, bro, say me so I can have a list of people to ban. Go ahead.
What is this?
You have to ban 45.
Marlon should check this out.
What is that?
Three years ago.
Okay, I'm not even kidding you.
I swear to God when I say this, take a screenshot right now.
Put it in my community Twitter.
I switch my call.
Put it in my community Twitter.
I will lose this weight in three months.
By summertime, I will lose this weight.
Put it down if you agree.
Put a week in if you think I'm not going to lose it.
I promise you I will lose this weight.
Okay.
I'm not even going to look like this no more.
No, I'll be honest the good part now. This was three years ago. Show me somewhere. I've done that recently go ahead
Yo, yo, yo pull it clip up. You can't you won't I don't mind it pull it clip up chat
We said that like I recently won't find that I recently pull it last year still have over some shit
Holy fuck brother. No someone sent me something that run real that looked like
Ron you can look like that
No, no, someone sent anyone that looked really like actually really looked and I really thought I really thought my whole life
You know what he's seen this is that you can like you got the backpack on you can literally look like that
Hello
I'm gonna come out one one second. How the fuck did you get?
Give me give me one second. I'm gonna come outside with Marlon
He's not he's not he's not even fucking listening. Is he retarded?
I will switch my shit. I'm not gonna lie about it. I'm not gonna lie about it. We're taking this kid's money
Yo, if he pulls over straight, when he wants to, what's the plan?
You're gonna grab this?
I can't grab that.
What the fuck?
Can I get my shit switched?
I might be out of fucking weight loss, Jerry.
Yes, you are.
Tryin' to be good?
Why is the tire locked?
Tryin' to be good.
Yo.
Aye!
Hello?
I know this is all over the place, but I do it today, man. Seriously.
Hello?
Hello?
How you doing, man?
What's up?
How you doing?
How you doing?
What the fuck is wrong with you, bro?
No, how you doing?
How you doing?
Nice to see you again, man.
Nice to see you. Nice to see you.
What are you doing?
Hey, hey, hey, hey. That's a nice house.
Yeah, a little nice.
Shit.
So what is this whole skit? I'm a little confused here.
No, because also it's a boom.
Why are you wearing hair? What is this hair?
No, I'm just living life.
life you know what I'm saying more in a so based out of say like personally like
just live a life you know I'm not think about too much yada yada yada just like
that so you came to LA to live life I'm good yeah I just like I didn't I need
some space in some fresh air and I was just like you know what I think what the
bad thing I did in my life and you've scammed a lot of people you scammed me
you scammed cliques you scammed listen scamming you is not a good thing not a
good look and like that so I'm trying to stick to my shit so there you go so
Wait for you to that can I get the rundown so what's the deal here? Why are you doing right against them?
Yeah, him 10. Oh beat him 10. Oh again, and then beat him like 10 to 8
And he's scammed me it was a five-inch or was the timby's it's like five five five five five
Yeah, yeah, but then he came he came to the good money back, but he didn't get his money back
Okay, so I'm just being a bigger person
Respect it. Yeah
So that's what I'm doing, man.
I don't have no harm in doing things like that.
And since I respect you as a man, nigga,
I'm not going to just go get something weakly old.
I'm going to let this happen.
Hundreds and stuff like that.
I'm going to real fresh bing.
I went to bing often today.
10,000, know what?
Fuck it.
Have to take care of my nigga.
Man, if I fuck it, bro, for charity, my nigga,
I have $2,000.
You know, bro, I'm just tired of just having a bad look
Okay, I'm not retarded. What watch your stream you went to a fuck. What was it? Is he golf? What was it?
Fake money, huh? You bought fake money. I want real money
No, Rekai, I don't know what type of script you're typing trying to do. This is fake money. Show me. Where's this like that?
Show me. Is it actually real? Show me. I can't tell. Do you know what fake money looks like exactly feels real
I would never but I know it's not real
Well, smell it, smell it
You just committed a felony
You think this is fucking real money, bitch?
You got this from a fucking...
Yo!
What is the point of this?
Give me my fucking money, I'm actually serious
Like, what is... you came to LA?
That right here is a felony, you cannot rip a $100 billion
Oh, maybe I can rip a real fucking $100 billion
It's a fake dollar, the fuck the hell do I do?
How's that? How's that?
You're fake fucking hair too, bro
What are you doing you got a flight to LA for what for what like what was the point of this?
What is the point what am I gonna do this? What do you want me to do this? I'm dead serious like what do you want me to do this?
You want it's real money. It's your money. So let's go spend the money
Money
For you being who you are, nigga, here.
Oh, really? You're for real?
No, I'm not.
Let me get straight.
You just give us 30 minutes.
30 minutes like that.
That's what I got money for.
Okay.
Give that to the people, gang.
Yeah, but you just try it.
You niggas! Go shop my ice cream or anything like that, nigga.
We're gonna take the money.
I don't understand. You flew to LA to give me fake fucking money.
I thought that counts. What do you mean that don't I want my money? You gave Jinxie his money
You gave him how much money like $5,000. I want my $5,000. I want clicks to give me $10,000
So
It's like, bro
You do good and they still, this matters. You know, Chad, that's a prime example, bro
This is the best thing in the world, and you're gonna still be mad with that thing
Oh, yeah, I was wondering, um, dude, uh, fucking, you know
I'm over, bro, I'm over
I was wondering if I could, you know, rev that, rev that right there
It's not even ready to cry.
Okay, leave my fucking house.
Yo, get in here, like, hold on, hold on.
Hold this, okay, hold this.
Why are you acting like that, E?
Okay, you owe me $5,000 and you gave me
fucking bullshit.
Well, like, what the fuck am I supposed to do with this?
Okay, okay, I'll be honest.
I'm dead serious, what am I supposed to do with this?
You look at this shit.
Like, look at this.
Fucking dash it, dash it, dash it.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Dash it, dash it, dash it.
Start with one.
Dash it.
Do you even do this?
No!
Like, $30,000 on the ground!
Oh, shit!
$30,000 fucking fake dollars you spent how much money was this how much money this is get big money
Okay, I got you
I don't know
Just feel a bill. I feel something.
No, I don't know. I'm serious. Is it anything? Money motion picture?
It's fake money too, bro!
Give me my fucking money, bro!
Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
I want the wig. I want the wig.
Just chill, gang, bro.
You got money?
We're here!
Face House!
It's not the Face House anymore.
Oh, oh.
Yo, yo, yo.
Really?
Okay.
What is the point of this? How much was it? How much? How much money is this that you just spent on fake money?
And it feels real. I swear to God. I swear to God. Do you want another one?
No. Okay, listen.
I'm just trying to just have a little time with y'all. There's nobody in the car. I got y'all. Stay right here.
I don't understand. How much is it?
Let me get this shit. Let me get this shit.
A hurt is 40,000 up.
Has he paid the other ones he's played against?
No, he only has paid Jink Seat. And I think it was some like, dick riding shit. I don't know what it was.
Bro, he paid...
This is 10, 20, 30, 40, $40,000 of...
The real money, the real money.
How much is it? That's probably...
He went to the store.
No, I swear.
There's no way he's going to do this.
There's actually no way.
Here, bro.
Hold it.
How is there more? How'd...
That's disgusting.
That's disgusting.
He's 13,500 bucks.
It's still like stink right now.
He can't even pay with them fucking bills anymore.
Wait.
Okay.
There you go, bro.
It says the same shit
Give me my money. How do you have so much? This is ridiculous
Listen, okay, this is fake money. Okay. All right
Okay, but if you take it back to the store seriously, you get your real money from how much?
How is that $5,000?
So you bought this fake money for $5,000. So you bought fake money for $5,000. So if we go return all this right now
I'll give you some money.
Hey, you can't furnish it right now, dude.
What's this work on?
Five LTV, dude.
What's this work on?
Oh, what?
Is that bad money?
No, I'm bad money.
What's this shit, though?
What's this shit?
Oh, I don't know.
Oh, it's not like this.
What is going on in this?
This golf thing.
Golf.
Bad money.
Bad money.
Bad money.
No, I'm saying it's something like that.
I've heard.
That's not that.
What is a bad money?
That's a fucking artist.
You spent ten?
You spent $5,000 on fake money?
fake money why would you just give me the real money
What the fuck am I gonna do with this?
Motion pictures for motion pictures purposes
This note is for motion picture purposes. It's not legal. It says
What is your question?
What is your question? I don't know. You've had like ten questions and it's been the same shit every time
Alright it's a good question though
If you want to generally go to a store and buy something
Yeah and then I get a fucking felony charge
How long does that take?
YEARS!
It's not under your own $5,000.
I'm going to jail.
I'm going to jail!
I'm going to jail for years.
Why are you guys going to jail?
Why wouldn't you just give me $5,000 if this cost $5,000?
Game.
Is the money in the car?
Is the real money in the car?
Is the real money in the car?
Hey, that's our total.
I'm not trying to drag it.
I'm never doing some questions like that. So you don't pull out right now. Yes
I'm dead serious this is
Bro, it feels real but like the thing on the front is what is it? Yeah, yeah, bro
I'm not even kidding because they can't make they gotta say something like this show this
It low key like looks real until you read that
But like this side?
Do you have $100 bills somewhere?
In January?
No I don't.
Bro this is...
Oh you can low key get away with this.
Wait, hey, tell me honestly, if you went to the store right now, to a regular store, and you just went like give him $100, you think he would take it?
You know, if he drops something now, I'll, I'll, I'll, you bet I'll chase the car like I'm not sure.
He's not gonna get out of my driveway.
Listen bro, I'll show you all that.
Here's your new money.
fucking bastard
oh fuck
no no no no
no
bro
ahhhhhh
oh shit
oh shit
give me my
give me the money
give me my money
give me the fucking money
this is like ridiculous
yo marvin stay behind
Money
Let's talk about a game they give me my how much fucking fake money did you get I?
Want my money just tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me we're done tell me we're done
Tell me tell me we're done. Yeah, my number. It's all I did
I can't I can't look at him anymore
I don't know what the script is anymore. I just want my money.
The script was gay. I want to spend time with you.
That's all I want. You can tell what you got.
Okay.
I'm in L.A.
You spent time with us.
Huh?
You spent time with us.
Okay, I think so.
What do you guys all do?
Drive cars or stuff like that?
Drift?
Drift.
Rekai, why would I include Marlin in anything if you didn't pay me my money?
I want the way
Missing diamonds game on Casey's gonna be mad
Time out game. I don't want to lie. Okay
Home quality, let me get a house store. I know home quality home quality
It's a bit of this you were you could you would get my house or your master, bro
I'm I'm I'm I need five minutes and I need my
I
Even know what that
You mean like what's the word for it? No, what are you saying?
Oh, no, okay. We just go over and got a homo tally. They got home a tally. Come on
I'm so
I don't even know what this is anymore. Bro, you come here to fucking, like, just...
Hospitality.
Hospitality, yeah, hospitality, hospitality.
Actually, special.
Hospitality, bro. Hospitality.
Come on in. Come on in again.
Bro, you're so fucked.
Come on, come on, y'all.
Hospitality, man.
So let me it was a thousand gifted was that what it was
How much
This is my lens car
It's ripped off the side right here
Yeah, but yeah, this is my Mercedes.
That's my Mercedes right over here.
It's got a rabbit skin on it.
And then this is the golf cart.
It's another golf cart.
Come on in, bro. Come on in.
Straight around, bro.
I think it might be a nice house.
The house is kind of getting prepared right now, so it's a little dirty.
In here we have Lacey's room.
If I wonder why it's dark, we don't have power.
There's no power in the house right now.
Look, look.
Can't you see the end of this?
Well, we started this class with power. We lost power.
So are you guys ready to go through?
It's kind of vague.
You got a bunch of crazy cool things, why not?
Yep, yep, yep, yep.
Okay, you never been in it?
Never been in it.
Okay.
So what we do is we sit in the back of the car.
Yeah.
Um, so I'm gonna make sure that you guys,
cause like, pass away the rest of these.
So I'm gonna...
Fuck that, I'm gonna...
Are you?
Really?
Really?
Fuck.
Hey, you guys, now I'm gonna...
Now, but here's nothing.
That's Lacey's dog.
Lacey's first name.
Dog's name is Lacey.
R.P. of...
Lacey.
I don't know.
You got to keep it.
Put your breath on it.
Put your breath on it.
Kissy!
You said fuck the dead dog!
That's not a crazy one.
R.P. goes to that dog, bro.
Outside, we go after, let's go over here, this is Marlon's room.
Marlon, you wanna talk to him? Go ahead.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll talk to him.
He's a power artist, as you tell, and also we're like, we're doing whole shit.
It's just really not much to see, obviously.
You know, these musta do that, at least you're, um, yeah.
Three monitors!
Yeah, yeah.
For what?
Three monitors to thirst trap, you know?
Simple as that.
And then another challenge we have to do.
So, what you gotta do is instead of Marlon, you gotta kick up, okay?
One, two, three, catch it.
You can't do it, you can't fucking do it, come on do it.
Yeah, that's actually good.
I don't know, I don't know.
Do it right now.
Pickups?
Yes, three, come on.
Three?
Yeah.
You get a couple tries.
Come on, come on, come on.
Two more tries.
We locked it.
Come on.
Just take it.
There you go.
Yeah, I'm lost.
Game, what was that?
Three!
Three right now!
Three is all you need.
One, two!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Let me see what you're doing!
You can do it, you can do it, but he already did it, he already did it.
I am initiated.
Come on.
Three.
Black.
Black out.
What?
One.
Two.
Okay.
Three.
Oh, wow.
Okay, you're fine.
Oh, what?
He's about to fucking pull it now.
Billy!
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
Ron.
There used to be geckos over here, but why aren't they killed them?
Not generally.
We got two geckos in the house.
Geckos?
Yeah, geckos.
Over here.
You guys still with us or no?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Still alive right there.
Over here.
This is the first room we see.
Yeah, over here in the kitchen.
It's pretty dark.
We have no power.
It's kind of depressed.
No problem.
Where's the lighting at this?
We did.
They are legally doing stuff right now.
They're not legally allowed to do this in California,
but we're not going to press charges
because they have more money than us.
What the fuck is that right here?
Yeah, some pop-ins.
That's an AK-47.
Really?
Yeah.
We painted the sims orange to make it so it looks like a airsoft or you're not tough
you're trying to flex in front of the 17-year-old let's go to the backyard over here you know
we have the backyard generator I've seen this I've seen this in a party right over there
There's a dad's house. It used to be a clock boy Max's house.
You've seen those? It blew it up before?
Um, and what we do outside is, uh, we do three laps.
Three laps. Three laps.
Three laps. Three laps. Yeah.
Let's go. Come on. Three laps.
Come on. In the pool?
Yeah, three laps. No!
Every single room and area gotta do something.
That's how it is.
Three laps, bro!
We'll be cool!
Fuck that.
This is a nice hot tub.
See myself.
That's cold.
Yeah, it's not that nice, sir. We don't have power. We don't have gas.
We need a pair of gas bill apparently.
I'll say, number four now, five K right now.
Yeah, I'm not believing that.
You, yo, you.
No, no, no, no, no.
You think I'm.
So, so you.
I'm not even going to reach out.
I'm not even going to do it, bro.
Jump it up.
It's he jumped it.
I'm not doing it.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm not doing it.
I'm not doing it.
I'm not doing it.
I'm not doing it.
I'm not doing it.
So, so, so, so you owe him money.
It's not happening.
It's not happening.
It's not happening.
Now he can get the money.
It's not happening.
I'm not even considering it.
How is it?
I don't care.
Nothing, nothing.
What do you mean?
Do you want to go right now?
TK?
Tomorrow?
That's a fucking day.
All right, let's go.
I'll show you the next block.
What are we doing?
Check stuff?
Oh, look.
There's no security right now.
They're repairing it all.
I got a couple of false security.
What the fuck is this?
Oh my God.
You scared the shit out of me.
That's not security.
Security's on?
How long have you been scared for?
3 years.
3 years?
Wow, you have your bodies?
Huh?
You have your bodies?
Yeah.
Wow.
What is this?
Try to catch one right now.
I don't know about that.
I see it.
Obscured.
Obscured.
Obscured.
Obscured.
Obscured.
Obscured.
Come on.
Now am I bald?
Yeah.
It's nice upstairs, you're having it upstairs.
The upstairs is power.
Power, this is Lacy's room.
You know, we don't go in there in case he's a doll up.
So we have another one here upstairs, so let's stand by the wall.
Oh, this is perfect.
Come here, come here, stand right there.
And you're not supposed to look at the sign, just hold it up.
Hold it up, come on, hold it up and just enter.
Perfect.
Perfect.
What?
It's perfect.
It's perfect.
Perfect.
Are you going?
Let me see.
No, it's fine.
Hold it up.
Hold it up.
There you go.
There you go.
All right.
I'm putting it in here.
And here's my room.
You know what I'm saying?
It's pretty messy right now.
What the fuck?
You look good as shit.
This shit is messy as hell.
You're gonna grown ass me when I heard you ask me.
I don't have to go room snub this shit.
Your room has two fish in an orange container.
You're a room snub.
You're gonna grow an ass.
You're gonna grow an ass.
You're gonna grow an ass.
You're gonna grow an ass.
Orange container your room had two fish that were dying
This next year I'm not having a see-over the 17 year old
I've had a little brother not a fucking 17
It's not a murder, are you stupid?
It's a football, but you don't care.
It's very fucking simple, okay?
I'm tired of spelling those words, but it's nothing nice.
Oh, we sleep with no TD.
It's a little depressing.
It's very depressing right now.
Is that you supposed to?
This one, I was in the war, obviously,
and I was fighting shit.
So, yeah.
I just don't fucking know what I'm from.
Go on.
Philippine sport.
You want to take that?
You want to take that?
Take that.
Let's get you out of here.
I think we won't go first.
Every room we got to do something about sex.
Let's go.
Alright, go ahead.
Listen. Listen.
Just step up and just look.
Alright, come here.
Please.
No, I can't go.
So don't do that.
Watch your head, yeah, yeah.
No, but it's pretty spacey up there.
It's good.
Keep going up there for a little while.
I promise you that you're fine.
I'm gonna come up right here, will you?
We'll come right now.
We're coming.
We're coming.
You're in the way.
The camera is coming.
We're coming.
All right, run and pull up, Aaron.
Get in there.
Keep them up here.
I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, just keep them up.
I'm gonna play.
Keep them up here, bro.
Oh my god, you're not gonna be here.
Yo, how you kidding?
Yo, keep him up there.
God.
Fuck.
Dick.
You hear him?
Dick.
He's cucked.
He can get to the roof.
Fucking silly room.
He's fucking scooper's life up there.
You're losing air by the second got about eight minutes, but wait what the fuck are we?
We used to hang how the fuck you get it
Hey, hey, hey, hey, you want to step on that because I'll put you down right now you'll fall
So you want to step off the platform sir step off
Yo step off the platform
Okay, can you say it again? I'm not on the platform.
Hey, I'm not hearing you up there. Are you losing air?
Hell, Rekai, talk to Rekai.
Talk to us.
All right, step off the platform, sir.
Hurry, more sorry. You're out.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, hello?
Whoa!
Now it's never getting open.
Now it's never getting open.
Now it's never getting open.
Are you actually fucking serious?
Hey, you can shut this door too, it's impossible.
No, I'm not, I'm not.
Get a stand for it, I'm not gonna get it.
I'll be so fucking serious.
Oh, you fucking yo, yo, yo, you have to sing up there the whole time do a fucking little desk
I'll see you up there. I don't even know what's going on.
Oh, where does it get here?
Rekai, can you hear me?
Where do you find that? I don't know.
He's just throwing shit now.
How did he get to the end of the story?
Okay, I'm gonna go,
I don't know.
Go get some food.
Yeah.
Oh, nice.
I mean, you can't come down here.
There's nothing to do up there.
Oh.
You go there?
No, don't.
There's literally nothing for me to do.
I
On the roof
No, they're already on top.
Are you torturing him?
Um, because he threw fucking LEGOs at us.
No, he literally almost fucked me up.
Like what?
Bro, we need to apologize yourself.
It's ridiculous.
If you throw some other shit, I will actually...
Yo, yo, can you hear us?
Answer.
What?
Okay, step off the platform.
Step off the platform, sir.
Off, not on.
Off it.
Okay, are you going to come down and apologize?
right away. Alright. No more Legos. If something else comes down, you will stay up there for
the reminder. If something comes down on my face again, you will stay up there. If something
It goes down the drain.
What?
It's just like a, it's just like a,
Yo!
Come down and fucking apologize.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, you're an idiot.
No, don't open it, don't open it, don't open it.
Don't open it, don't.
Now he's saying I'm saying.
I swear on my life, look at my face.
Look at my face.
I swear on my life.
Have fun, shit enough there for next 10 hours, the remainder of the game, you understand?
This is on you, this is not my bad anymore.
He got you soaking wet, boss.
It is fucked up.
Look at the message.
Look at this, like you understand.
I understand that we have to leave this house and I'm going to get completely soaked with water again.
You know what this is?
No.
I don't even know what to use to clean that.
Where did he get water?
Does it need to tell anything?
No.
I'm going to work out.
Steps over.
And the power goes down in about two hours by the way up there.
Oh.
Watch this.
That's impossible.
Is it?
Hey, by the way, whatever you break, you gotta buy.
It's all video recorded.
Right here.
I'm letting you know right now, the guy who owns this house is not a nice dude.
At all.
Yeah, good job.
See?
Yep.
It's...
No, go ahead, try.
Alright, keep going, guys.
I'll do it.
Well, please, look out!
Sorry, down here, sorry!
Don't piss me off.
Hey, do not piss me off!
Don't piss me off.
Hey, do not piss me off!
Ah, please, no, please, no.
Now go, try opening it, it's not gonna work.
I can't, I can't, let's update it.
Oh, please.
Yo, I'm not gonna open it, listen.
We're gonna need those five minutes.
Honestly.
That's not gonna work.
You got to open it.
All right, listen, I'm not gonna.
All right, we'll let you know.
Come on.
Come on.
Be good.
Come down.
Don't do anything, be good.
Be careful, okay?
Yeah.
If there, yo, if there's one fucking thing,
Can you show your ugly ass face? Like the rest?
Can you fucking show face?
Listen, lay down right there.
I'm not going to let you hit him.
Do you fucking see what you've done?
I'll let you know right now if you get, I swear to God.
It's not gonna be good.
Listen, bro. Listen, why won't you come down here?
I want to say I apologize.
Okay, come down.
Come down.
I was playing around.
I get to come down.
You good?
You sure?
Yeah, I'll do it.
Yeah, I'll do it.
Slowly.
Don't hurt yourself.
I'll see it.
I'll just put it around.
I'll put it down.
I'll put it down.
Come on.
Nothing will harm you then.
If we get it, it's all France.
Listen, bro.
Yeah, I'll do it.
Hey, hey, hey.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
I'll do it.
Yeah, I'll do it.
Yeah, I'll do it.
It was not me.
It was not me.
It was not me.
Bro, you've been doing fine.
Hey, that's like young man. Yeah, I'll show my dad from come on. Yeah
We'll see the house on the other side. I will
Let's take that way down so you can see
Oh, okay.
Now, I'm probably talking to the trustee.
So, check out his house.
He has to get a little...
Right outside.
Check it out, bro. Let's just check it out.
Over there.
Let's go.
Okay, so just tell me about the structure of this stuff.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
I don't think you're doing a...
Pull?
I would never know but this is a nice pool. So go ahead. Okay, so you see if you if you look closely
Let's check it out
So as you can see hot times, I'm gonna make hot thumbs right there
Yeah, I
Need a mic bro, I need a mic
Pick his ass up, are you going to let him with the last gun?
No, no, no, I'm just going to...
You can fucking stay with me.
Oh my God! It's all gone!
Shut the fuck up!
You fucking scared me!
You not only did you scare me,
you fucking put water on us!
I'm over to shit! I'm over to shit!
Get the fuck out of the house!
Let's go
I don't know let's go back inside. Yeah. I'm gonna get sick bro. That's how
You trashed the house, bro.
It's only right.
A phone?
Right here.
The phone's right there.
I fucking took it out.
That's what we do when we're good people, bro.
Your hair, though.
Wait, your hair's at the bottom of the floor.
It's moving right now.
Come on, be running for good, please.
You don't even think about it.
You know, water, again,
you're talking about water, your heart's gonna really stop.
That's how cold it is, nigga.
That's how cold it was.
It's a cold shot, gang.
You know what's fucking cold?
It was $5,000 that you stole the old fucking run.
You understand?
In that fucking leg, it almost hit my fucking face.
You got some clothes?
I got you some clothes.
Yeah, there you go.
Yeah, but that's the same.
But we start off the road.
Hold on, man.
Come on.
What?
The road's closed.
What the fuck is that, man?
Huh?
What size are you, small?
Small.
I gave you the mic.
Did you get a phone on you?
I got a phone on me.
Can I see chat?
Mushes there.
Uh, yeah, you just pulled out of the clamp right here.
You're gonna have to pull kind of hard.
Hold that screw still so you can see it.
You have to talk in the heart.
I almost got a cruise spell, but you can see it.
I feel a muck.
All right.
You feel good?
Yeah?
Just watch this right here.
Watch what?
Watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch.
I'm gonna go watch.
Let me see what I'm gonna do.
You know what I'm saying?
Paul is crazy.
I'm really just doing that.
I'm gonna walk up for the beat, the beat.
You know what I'm saying?
So how cold are you from the scale of one and seven?
How cold am I?
Yeah.
King, it's freezing, bro.
But it's like, I'm a man.
Okay, from that bitch?
Chain was on every day of my life.
That's a real chain.
It's not gonna go green and shit.
We go, we go, we go.
It's not gonna go green, you know what I mean?
Yeah, so on.
Yeah.
How, how, how, how, how, how is you and your honor?
Really?
Yeah, how are you?
Yes
But I bought this he's on pigs of you in Biper though, that's a name. Yeah well, I'm pussy game. I'm pussy shit, bro
Huh black cheese
Enjoy I don't want you to change in front of me though
I want you to...
So where should I go?
Um...
We're gonna meet you in the car.
Yeah, come on, let's go change the car.
Let's go change, come on.
Oh, the fuck out!
Come on, we're gonna put the AC on you so you can get you hot, you know what I mean?
AC? That doesn't make any sense.
I'm gonna get you a car!
Let's go check it out.
What was that? I'm gonna go...
Well, let's change the bathroom.
Yeah!
No, let's...
He can change the bathroom.
What?
Let's go, please.
Go to the door.
Fuckin' logo, huh?
I don't know, I don't know.
You can look and just wipe yourself with this guy's paint.
It's quite clean if you do.
All right.
Who's here?
I don't want him here, bro.
I don't want him here.
I'm aware of this, Mike.
Where's fucking Mike?
Yeah.
Where's that mic?
Back up.
I don't know.
Mike, can you break the fourth wall?
Really?
What do you want to do, bro?
He gave me, this is for a master's show.
So like, bro.
Had a dinner or not?
$10,000, you brought a fake cash, it was only $5,000.
You already threw in the pool, he made a mess.
The leg was all on the floor,
now the floor's gonna get soaked away again.
I was gonna get called from the owner,
it's gonna be like, yo, you're always $50,000.
Imported a Japanese way.
Yeah, yeah.
What is he doing?
Why is he turning off all the lights?
What is this?
Exactly.
What?
What the fuck was that?
What do you want to do, bro?
And I'm just effecting the fucking bathroom because I just heard the fucking sneeze.
But actually...
I can smell them.
What do you want to do here, bro?
We need to get in the car.
And we're talking...
Hi!
I'm playing!
I'm playing!
Is he kidding?
I was actually more like yeah like you know what is wrong with you but I actually
can't hear you we can hear you I don't know your sad I don't know saying
Listen, tell him to get in the car, let's go get food, and then just talk to him.
I'll be like, we'll meet you, everyone.
I'll be like, he goes in and just fucking screams at him.
Like you just chill here?
Oh yeah, shut the fuck up.
I'll be right back.
Oh, security.
Back on the fucking door.
No, he's been, you know, he's been several, he owes me five thousand dollars.
It's cool.
Are you good in there?
Yeah, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Yeah, I'm gonna just fall back from here.
You know that, right?
Come on, come on, come on, come on, hold on.
It's like a fucking...
Who's building in here?
Shall we go?
See?
Let's call it, it's just not, what do you say?
I'm not smelling the same thing.
We'll just...
Feel the...
First thing, I need drugs.
Ah, all right.
Where's your shirt?
I gave you a blush.
Second thing, I gave you a fucking shirt.
That was a nice shirt.
What shirt?
That was a black shirt.
It gave you a black shirt.
Right there.
And when you use shoes...
Um, whoa.
Preferably blue-ish these slides?
Where is your slide set?
Where do you drive them off?
Where's your slide set?
Right...
Fucking...
Here!
These are my slides!
Those are my slides!
Yeah, there's something more.
Well, I mean, you might as well just use your socks.
I don't drive off.
Listen, have you ever tried Air One?
Here is yours, brother.
Have you ever tried Air One for room?
Yeah, you haven't, huh?
Yeah, I've never tried Air One for room.
You haven't, huh?
I've never tried Air One for room.
You haven't, huh?
You haven't huh? It's the most expensive place in the lake like food wise nice spot
We're getting food. I want right on the hill. You see it next to the Ralph's
Is it a little much
Why are you doing?
So you have your car right
We're gonna get our keys and shit
Before we go, bro, we're gonna see you
Before we leave
All right, don't start no bullshit now. Do not look at
Yo, security!
Security, come on!
Yeah, I'm out of there.
I just wanted to see something real quick.
What are you trying to see right now?
Right here!
Can you make sure he's good?
Yes, make sure he's good.
Is that something wrong?
Huh?
What do you want?
That's a security.
Hey, don't display security.
Why are we getting the full body shot of must security right now?
Let him know, Said.
Yeah, I'm from Georgia.
From Georgia?
Yeah.
Uh, let's see where you better go.
Where are you going?
Let's go, let's go.
Let's see some real quick.
Okay, so let us move to the side.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah, fine.
Little two.
I got my keys.
I got my keys.
All right, everyone, this is Gassu, bro.
Oh, it's good.
You're one of the elites.
You got to get some money out for the party later.
Yeah, yeah, get it out.
All right.
Ha, ha, ha.
What about our air?
No, don't.
Like, kill.
Try to eat.
What do you say about our air?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, what ever nigga knows, slam.
What does that mean?
Huh?
What does that mean?
Slap.
Slap, slap, slap.
Slap a fucking thing.
We're going to meet you?
All right.
Right down the hill.
You know where Errol is?
Right down the hill.
down the hill? We're gonna pull up right now. I'll see you. I'll see you there. Yeah.
I'll see you in like two minutes. Two minutes. Holy fucking shit. You see the
fuck I'm driving. Seriously. Everyone down the street. Right down the street.
You'll see it once you leave. When you leave, take a right past the
You see it first gas station
You're such a lazy scoundrel.
Fuck you, you're a fucker.
He's not yours!
Oh my god.
See you soon, bro.
See you soon.
Peace out.
Open up the gas trunk.
How the fuck is that, boss?
How the fuck is this?
How the fuck is this?
Did a dap lose his fucking button?
Oh
This kid bro, I don't think it's gonna be like a quick thing bro like
How many seconds you think I do I honestly about 30 seconds
I'll see if you buy it back.
Get away from me.
They're just poor.
No, they're not.
Let's just get off social teams.
Yo, what did I say?
Hey, what's up?
go
We're on right now in Marlin. We're not with us anymore. You're leaving
I
God give food right I'm gonna meet you to bottom of the hill
You're a good driver yep
He goes to the next corner.
Oh my god.
Does he take us for fucking idiots?
Alright, we still see him.
Does he know that we still see him?
NO! We STILL SEE HIM!
What do you want to do here, bro?
I want to go back inside.
I want to go back inside at the desk me too. Well, I said as you know
You know, let's go grab your pink cypher
Keep up go it up
You stay out here
Wait, we're on
Why he actually left
I
Think we'll do it
Holy fuck, holy fuck
How did he split his keys?
There's no law in Drew's car
How did he split his keys?
He was fully about to grab Drew's car keys and drive away with them
What's wrong with him, bro?
I just saved the dappin' Drew's keys, bro
Bruce Keaton's rep?
Excuse me.
How the fuck did he manage to steal these?
And none of us saw it.
That was sneaky enough.
Well, what's that, though?
I don't know.
No, that's not going to be the fact.
They used to... in front of us.
Unless he snagged it off the key rack.
What?
There's fucking money here, bro.
He's right here, so leave it here.
God.
If I take you actually...
Hold on.
Yo, why is my chest been fireworks?
Fireworks are illegal here.
Tell them to light up fireworks here.
That little kid's going to fucking jail.
Oh, god.
God fucking damn.
But even if you dash even the fucking pool like...
Why did we get my ammo? Hold on. Want to come outside?
Yeah.
Yo, what the fuck was that?
Yo, I'm not gonna watch that.
Yo, Ron. This is the first time I've seen the house when the sun's going down.
I'm so dark.
That shit is so depressing.
Oh, it's gonna get crazy.
It's so depressing.
What the fuck?
It's actually gonna get crazy.
Wait, why is my ammo?
Why is there gas to leave here, by the way?
I don't know, but it's not even pretty scary.
I thought it was all my ammo?
What do you mean ammo?
I have fucking ammo for a sniper rifle.
Might be somewhere behind the counter, maybe a cleaner.
Put it, I don't know, just stuffed it somewhere.
Oh, it's on the red table.
The floor, for example.
So we're about to have to sit here and just wait for a fucking 17 year old like to bring fireworks like...
I'm not doing that, bro.
You sure you don't want to go by one?
You know what the worst part is?
That if he would have done that right now,
he probably wouldn't have been in another fucking lawsuit.
Why?
Because we've got to go to this house.
I don't even know what we're doing here.
Boom!
I actually don't know what you're like. It's so dark. What do we get?
Yeah, I can still, okay, so can we get back on our fucking shit?
White cams real quick, you said that. Close the roof when the roof's open.
Oh my god. Is the roof open or not?
What do you do out there?
This is depressing. This is fucking depressing.
This is actually so dark.
It's not a good door.
Wait, is this how it's been on like the other days?
We've had this the actual situation though.
It's about to be so depressing.
What's that look at you see?
It's abandoned.
Hey, if you do nothing.
I actually don't know what to eat.
I'm not a pro, Greg.
You got a toilet for me?
They do, but I'm about to need it.
I'm not going to need it.
And the cameras are dead.
How much battery does it have?
21.
Okay, that's enough time
Give you an answer
What do we do like actually what we do I'm dead serious. What the fuck do we do about this house?
Does anyone have somewhere we can live?
Wait, what I was fixed. I already came with those things. All right
What do we do about this power?
It's still out
It's not powering like half the it doesn't do the kitchen it doesn't do the hallways doesn't do the room
Wait, no, what would actually work or is it like you just wish it on
half the power on there, it all goes on. The switch is probably, the breaker probably got messed up,
so you just got to just switch them back on. Where's that? Where's that? From the laundry room?
The laundry room? I'm pretty sure that's the key. Yeah. I've done this before in my house.
You just flip the ones that are orange. I've done this before. All right, we're gonna go test
some things out. You might lose power. All right, that's cool. I got it. So you want to go,
I-I've done this before.
You wanna go fuck around with the breaker?
Stop saying GG's, bro.
You do realize there's a chance this whole house can't stand on fire, right?
Yeah.
Or I just lose power in the entire house.
What do you mean, yeah?
How the fuck would it start on fire?
I got it. I got it.
I got it. Come on.
I got it. Shall we go? I've done this in my house before, bro. Come on.
This is like-
I'm not fucking stupid, bro.
This is nothing sure as I thought. I'm not going to lie, there's a very high chance this fucking house is that so far.
How is there one singular light on the kitchen?
Wait, how did you see this?
Can I take care of it?
Oh, he took away his airlock.
Oh, gee.
Alright, so it should be one here.
I think it's in the... one more... in this room right here.
I know what I'm doing. Okay, everybody try to relax. Well, I got this
Holy fuck. No, I got it. I got it. Okay, so I'm gonna take a dude. I'm gonna take a
Dude, dude, dude, dude.
Who is the other the process, okay?
Dude, oh no.
I've done it so many times.
When...
When shit goes out, these right here is
all the different parts of the rooms.
They switch off.
Sometimes you gotta actually switch them on...
You're just talking about a fucking switch!
Okay.
This washer, bathroom, outlet,
living room, running room, running room.
That's okay.
Boom.
Pantry you see all this okay, right here.
Ice maker.
We didn't even have a fucking ice maker.
How about that?
Why is there so many?
Sauna?
Where's a sauna?
What the fuck is this on at?
What?
This one, right here.
That might be mine, careful.
Wait, does left mean honor right here?
All this on, all this on, all this on.
All this on right here, let me see.
All this on right here.
Oh, brother.
Let me see.
All this on right here.
There's no clue.
We got the problem.
We got the problem right here.
I promise y'all.
Main house first floor.
Look, I know.
Main house first floor.
Watch this.
Oh, no.
Let's go upstairs, watch me put in work, watch me put in work bro, come on let's go, let's go boys, just watch me put in work, come here Ryan, come on, come on seriously, let's go, watch me put in work, stop saying G's in the chat man, stop.
You can't just switch on, everybody hold, everybody fucking hold right now bro, everybody fucking hold right now bro, seriously, follow me, follow me.
But the lights are not on right now.
The lights are on.
Three, two, one.
What?
How the fuck did you know?
That's not your body. You can't turn that one in there.
Okay.
How did you...
I have to know. It's a little useful.
What about the living right here?
right here. As you can see it's already on. So I can tell. What does he have in your life?
Let's try this time, it's, let's try it's busy.
What are you trying to keep on?
Right?
Tom.
Huh?
The fridge is on.
No, the laces room is different because all of this is connected to the generator.
Hmm, okay.
Wait, wait, turn these off.
Wait, where the fuck is the light switch for the hallway?
Come on, test it, test it out.
That's an outside, that's an outside.
That's an outside.
Ah, I'm ready.
Let's try this room.
Bang, works.
Bad rule?
Bang, worthless.
Bang.
Fuckin' works.
Nice job, kid!
Come on, man, seriously!
Wow!
Come on!
Fucking power-dots again, man.
Got a set up going now, again.
Fucking go, dude.
But!
Not bad, bro.
Not fucking bad at all.
This is nice.
Wait, so before we were...
He's not coming back, right?
No.
No troll, right?
I don't know.
Is he coming back?
I gotta know now.
You know what that calls for would just happen?
It calls for a celebratory last supper.
I'm not kidding.
I don't want them to come to the household I hear.
Do you actually want to come back?
I don't know.
What does the chat mean?
I don't want them to.
We gotta know what's coming back.
This place can't be unarmed.
It's human.
What is it?
I don't know.
What are they saying?
They're saying close to boo.
They're saying close to move.
What?
Go close, do you want to close the roof?
Bring the camera.
No, I'm serious.
Go close the roof.
I'll help you.
Anybody go ahead, Lace?
Yeah.
Be careful.
No, if you fucking spill water, you're gonna put them in sleep down and crack them slow.
What the fuck is cold up here?
Lace?
What?
Don't you fucking dare close me.
Get in the water for them.
Rod please.
I'm coming out.
Lace, I'm on your back.
You're on my back.
Come on, bro. We'll help you guys out.
The roof is closed.
The top roof? Yeah.
It closed it.
You have a line up here?
What's the other roof?
What's the other roof?
I'm not allowed to turn your flashlight on.
There's another fucking roof, Ron.
Ron, Ron, Ron.
Ron, please.
Ron!
Why?
All we have is your flashlight.
Here.
How do I turn your flashlight on?
Are you fucking kidding me, dude?
me, dude. Ron, I'm not fucking Rekai! Okay, that's not weird. Okay, okay. Listen, I'm
I'm not Rekha's body, okay?
Fuck!
Wrong!
Ah, fuck!
Gosh!
This little fuck.
He's 17, I KNOW!
Ron!
Ron, please, DOR!
Like, please, DOR!
Hey, watch this, watch this, watch this, watch this.
Hey, watch this.
Yo, I'm not chillin', I'm just getting started.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I was just trying to open it.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I don't know what's going on.
I don't know what's happening.
I'm not going to open it.
I've got to open it.
I'm not going to open it.
You have to open it.
I've got to open it.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
It doesn't go down.
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Can I open it?
Yeah, it's the ladder.
Fuck!
Fuck!
Yes!
I got to do it.
What?
I can't open door.
Oh my God, he can't reach it.
I'm going to go to the door.
Run.
I'ma pull it down you pull it. Yes, you fucking can it's right there
Pull it run
Don't please
Fuck you on
Shit, maybe maybe put it out
I can't.
It's dirty.
What if I jump?
You slipping fall.
Oh, I see.
Oh, he's got a body.
Why are you trying to make me jump, dude?
Oh, no.
Oh, it's gonna fall on you.
What?
No, go.
Ow!
Oh, my God.
I don't have my tennis shots.
Oh, my God.
Wait, is that gonna...
Am I gonna get a disease?
Tennis shot.
Nice.
You're wonderful.
Fucking idiot, dude.
I'm gonna get you.
I'm gonna get you.
I'm gonna get you.
I'm gonna get you.
I'm gonna get you.
I'm gonna get you.
I'm gonna get you.
Oh, my God.
You see it, dude?
Wait, can I walk down the stairs like this?
I'm gonna front.
Yeah.
I can.
Oh, I'm gonna do that.
Oh, God!
Motherfucker!
Fuck my life!
He cut me!
Seriously.
Am I gonna get a disease?
If I don't have my tetanus shot?
No, we'll just report his tennis.
what what's next yeah are you sure I don't want to you want to no bro I want
to start today oh god I want to start today okay let's do it then
2200 calories 2200 calories like cuz we didn't really lock it in 2020
Jack, click this right now.
Right now.
Click this.
Click.
Come on, show it.
Alright.
Click this right now.
This is the before.
This is the after.
Now flex.
Now flex it a little bit.
I can't.
I can't want to sit in here.
Is this your nipple?
Uh, that's not my fucking nipple.
Listen, bro.
2200 colors today.
Jim.
And.
And what was it?
170 grams of protein, right?
8 hours of sleep, 12 to 8.
Yep, and...
Gym every day, aside Sunday.
You know, so you be active.
And a gallon of water.
And a gallon of water.
But that adds to the morning of the charity match.
And then the night after the charity match,
we're gonna have a big fucking ultimatum of symptoms that we get.
So even when we go... Am I gonna get tennis?
No.
If you're like, bleeding, bleeding, it's just a little skin with a little fringe.
I'll leave it to you.
Listen, bro, every single day.
Will you be locked in?
Like, I'm going to hold you so tight, bro.
I'm not even told.
Who's going to fail first chat near him?
I don't even got to read the chat.
I already know this.
Listen, we do this every single day.
Nothing's going to get in our way.
Starting tomorrow morning.
And tonight.
Tonight.
Because tonight we go to sleep as well.
Tomorrow morning.
Tonight we're going to the gym.
Yeah, I know.
But like, it starts with the sleep.
And you're gonna go to the gym in the 8am.
8am? No, you wake up at 8am and we're gonna do about 8.30.
You promise?
Promise. 8.30 every day.
So even when we go to the money, you're gonna work out?
I'm literally gonna work out.
And it doesn't matter if you're jet light, it doesn't matter if you're fucking exhausted, we're gonna do it.
And Lazy gonna do it with us?
I'll do it though.
You will?
Yeah.
Well, what I'm traveling with you guys, yeah, but I don't think I'd wake up and pull up here at 8am.
It doesn't work that well.
It doesn't work that well.
It doesn't work that well.
That's fine.
He's gonna judge you like no one's gonna judge you I know
So that means that but like you know what this means right? It's one thing. I feel like I need you farting
I have to stop eating cheese. I'm sorry. I know you need to eat cheese. I ate it last night
I made a confession I had grilled cheese last night with bread. I know
You're adding girl. You're adding more food
I mean, I was with you before I had a food roll-up, too.
I've been through a lot now.
I didn't think a food roll-up was having anything else I didn't put it in.
It's fruit.
If you're gonna do this, you're gonna have to be fully honest with me.
Fully honest.
Okay, I might as well do this one, too.
I'll be honest with you, I went to Starbucks this morning, too, and I had matcha...
It was protein matcha, it was called.
It was 17 grams of protein, with 400 calories.
Yeah, and 400 grams of fucking sugar.
I thought you said I need sugar.
No!
Okay, well I'm gonna go the honest level, I'll be honest, there's another one, there's one more, there's one more, and you said one more instead of one more, be honest, be honest right now, unless you lie to me, there's one more.
The others a couple.
I was with my girlfriend and Body Energy Club.
You can get protein smoothies.
I got the normal smoothies.
And I asked for, I put milk in it and I'm lactose intolerance.
That's why I'm giving it for you.
And then I also, she ate a barbell.
Looks good, right?
Barbell's fine.
Yeah, I didn't want it.
You didn't want it?
I ate a Twix.
I'll be honest with you.
I ate it.
It was a Kit Kat, it was a Kit Kat, it was a Kit Kat.
It was a kick hat, it was a mint one too, that's fine.
It was a mint kick hat, I saw that target,
I saw that target, it was mint,
I was like, I've never seen it before,
I'm gonna try it, that's my last confession.
So you go to a protein smoothie bar,
where you get the normal smoothie.
Then you go and can get a bar,
but that's just as good by the way,
as a fucking 2X or kick hat.
You chose the non-protein,
just normal fucking kick hat over there.
Twice you do that by the way.
Which protein kick hats?
That's my last confession. I'm locked out.
You don't want it. You don't want it.
I want it more than anyone here. That's why I'm sitting down ready to work.
That's my last confession. Is there any more missing check?
Did I eat anything else? Did I don't know if I...
If I go to the Super Bowl wash party on it, you mentioned everything you ate.
You mentioned this. Did you eat apple?
Three bottles.
Oh, there is one more thing.
I ate a Spongebob ice cream.
I did do that.
I was at the gas station.
I took two bites out.
Two bites.
What's healthy?
I didn't want my Anna hot dog.
But I spit it out.
I spit it out.
I spit it out.
I spit it out.
I spit it out.
I spit it out.
I spit it out.
So what you're telling me is for the past week when I haven't been here, you just turned
to a bad piece of shit.
Anything inside was going down in the little Goblin Rivers.
Kavyanasri, who's on stream at Rage and you work here?
What would you do?
I ate a triple patty cheeseburger from In-N-Out in 3 bites.
I'm so serious. It was at 5 bites and I ate a triple patty.
It was the first time I had a triple patty, but I consumed it in less than 30 seconds.
That was like a box. I mean, I'm talking like scarfed.
Like less than a minute.
It was a lettuce wrap.
It was a lettuce wrap.
It was the lettuce wrap, it was the lettuce wrap.
It was a protein style.
It was a protein style.
Triple patty, protein style, less than a minute.
A cheese.
With cheese sauce on the chopping board.
I had coke too but I was dieting.
You're just like a confession center because what the fuck is going on?
And then I also, no more than during that day that Shreem, I ended up in Indian food
mukbang.
And I skarked down food.
I had like a lot of food.
He had an Indian food mukbang.
I guess I had a lot of food.
a lot of food. Like a full-on like. I've got a lot of stuff since you've been gone. There's been a lot.
Yeah.
Yeah. Is that it, Chuck?
They're saying Zircon's here. Zircon Tweet.
Yeah. Hey, let me go check out Zircon's Tweet. Me,
can you take a shot of apple cider vinegar? No. What's that?
I just want to know if every day you're going to wake up and take it day by day and just
and just following these polls.
And every day, 65 days, 64 days, 63 days, 62 days,
61 days, 59 days, 35 days.
Hi, I'm coming out soon.
Two days ago, I'm not kidding either.
I had Panda Express on streamer,
my Rocket League streamer, Jinxie.
And I ate white rice, but I had a lot of orange chicken.
I probably had like 60 pieces of orange chicken.
I just want to be honest with you.
Tell me to be honest with you bro, I'm being honest with you.
Well how much fucking food can you feed if you throw it in the past seven days?
That's it?
That means that right?
I'm sorry I was trying to think.
What am I asking you to be honest with me?
I'm being honest.
What am I asking you to be honest with me?
Girlfriend.
Girlfriend.
Girlfriend.
I can call it like that.
Let's check out my reeds account.
Let's see.
Let's check out my reads account.
Shouldn't be that much.
How do you check it?
Can you go to notebook?
Go to your accounts.
What happened?
Oh, why?
Ordered a ship.
I had Shakespeare, I had Shakespeare mobile, I know what I'm saying.
And I had a sheep.
You had a milk sheep?
Yes.
So yesterday I also ordered 30 nuggets from Chick-fil-a.
30 nuggets?
Walk of potato fries.
By the way, it wasn't even the naked nuggets.
It was on bread.
On top of that, I had a chick-flavored spicy chicken.
OK.
The day before that, I had wasa nova.
I'll be honest with you, I lost a number of those couple of years.
I ate bolognese, chicken bowl wrap, chicken caesar, and shrimp.
Then I also ordered from Joey Spicy Crab Day, crispy mashed potatoes, cats and
chickens out, and I have a cauliflower and tacos.
And then the night before that, I ordered pasta bori, panna al baca pasta.
And then a day before that, I ordered wingstop, cashew fried corn, ten wings.
And the day before that, I ordered wingstop ten wings,
fifteen wings, and a six-piece combo wing.
You know the worst part is I swear all my life is not a mutiny.
And the day before...
I mean I'll show it again.
There's this girl right...
They're all right here.
I mean look.
They're like, Wingstop, Wingstop.
You are.
That.
Oh.
Yeah.
So, you know what?
I'm going to check your Uber Eats account every day.
By the end of the day.
Understand?
You're going to send me a screenshot.
No.
Every single day.
This next level.
This is so...
Every single day.
There's...
I am ranked one on Uber Eats.
How did you know that?
I am ranked one on Uber Eats. How did you know that? I actually got a rank up.
You are ranked on Uber Eats?
Yeah, I think Plat 3. I'm actually not going to be locked on Uber Eats, bro.
Bro, do I not sound locked in? I just confess to everything.
Nine weeks. You know what I'm saying? Like imagine, nine weeks.
Okay, so the way I think about it is time is moving about this. What am I going to do?
I have to do it. Unless I die, unless someone kills me, I gotta do it.
I also had everyone's name. And I, oh my god, okay, I have my last confession.
Last confession, last, last, oh my god, last confession.
Okay, so that wasn't my first murder, that lot. I woke up today at 9, with my girlfriend.
I was sleeping over there because the powder was out of here. And I went to a mago spot next to Sephora.
And I got a bacon egg and cheese.
Bacon and cheese bagel?
Sorry, it was a pretzel bagel.
You fat piece of shit.
It was a pretzel bagel.
Bro, it tastes so good.
It was like 140 more dollars.
It was good.
That's my last convention.
That's on everything that's my last convention.
Do you snack with your girlfriend like at night?
Are you like, oh, let's go get a little snack.
Okay, one more confession, one more confession, and then you reminded me.
Two nights ago, it was the day that I did stream, I ended the stream.
Late at night I went to Ramen No Rose.
I didn't get Ramen, I got the chicken, the thing is it was breaded chicken.
And it was definitely fucking fried.
Like you can't even describe it.
And I had Shumai, and I had edamame, and I had cucumber.
But it was drenched in sauce, and mustard.
That's my last confession on everything. I love that's my last confession. That's my last one
But give up on him. Look at listen listen. That's my last one
You know, you know, you know this in six seven days like I will see the results if you look like this again
I know you've lied to me the whole time
My first trainer told me the exact
Never fucking talk to get you understand if you lie to me like that tomorrow 1.30. We have to scan
It shows you how much bite it sounds like.
Are you gonna bail me or are you gonna be there?
I'm gonna be there.
We're doing all the same.
Yeah.
Are you sure?
Yes.
How much was it?
I need some money?
I don't want to.
Hi, Ben.
I don't want to do all the same.
Why not?
Because it says 30%.
What are they gonna do?
They're gonna just troll me.
What if it says 30% off-screen?
Would you buy them?
I don't know what you're saying, I would say I'm like 24.
Okay listen, it's good to face it,
because now you know, you're at the lowest point
only when it is, actually not at the lowest point,
I'm not going online.
I'm being full of transparency,
if you're dealing with that shit,
you might be at the highest point.
Oh my gosh, okay, so the lowest point
reminded me that Dana Point in Laguna, I ate for two.
I'll be honest with you, I had,
okay this is my actual last impression,
when I was getting gas at the gas station,
I got pretzels, and they were chocolate,
but chocolate covered pretzels.
That's it, that's it, that's,
No, no, no. Well, I swear on everything that's it.
I swear on everything.
I swear on everything.
I swear on everything.
That's it. That's it.
That's all I can think of.
I'm not kidding.
Is that everything?
I think that's everything.
Bro, I said, you understand I've only been
away for like a week.
I'm not even kidding.
Dude, I get scared.
I get scared.
It's like you just dig yourself in a deep hole.
Like why?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, bro.
Better change the fixed line than this man did in the shape.
What was your quote, the eachal more?
You didn't know your potential. Why would you want to be cheated?
You know your potential. I'm gonna cheat that.
Cheat that right now.
I'm gonna cheat it.
Cheat that show right now.
Like, imagine the fucking seeds, bro.
You know your potential.
Why not reach it?
Maybe the choice is yours.
Yeah.
You cringey fuck.
Take that shit away right now.
What's going on there?
What's going on there?
Well, let's go like that.
I've got a great week.
Go call me if you can.
Bro, be honest.
Were you mid?
Jester, Gooting, when a group of voids came up and spiked your quarter?
Yeah.
when a group of foits came up despite your quarter-bill levels,
is ignoring the foits while mucking and mocking moys
more useful than SMV Chad fishing in the club.
Heh.
Look, here's your food, bro.
I'm not gonna lie, I'm not eating.
I'm going to the gym.
You're not eating.
I'm going to the gym.
You wanna go eat? Where do you wanna eat?
I don't wanna eat.
Where do you wanna eat?
Let's go muckbang.
Why, now you're speaking my language.
Let's go muckbang.
Let's go muckbang, right?
Let's go muckbang. Oh, God.
We're gonna pop up on everything. This is the last one.
What did we say about muckbang? We're gonna do a vegetable muckbang tomorrow after we go away.
A full vegetable muckbang?
A full vegetable muckbang. We get every type of vegetable.
Oh god.
Broccoli.
Carrots.
Oh my god, this sounds disgusting.
Can we get no ranch, no dips, no dressing or nothing?
Oh fuck, we can't even get ranch or nothing.
We can get raided. We can get like a board and everything.
Dude, they're so nice under my comments.
This is so nice.
the same reason shit better happen over me this um still fat holy larking
marlon 30% body fat we encourage you to do this inspired me to eat more thanks
What's up?
I'm from Ice Cream Home.
Bro, Israel. What the fuck are these comments?
What are these fucking comments, bro?
You're flying.
I'm not even kidding. This is not what I am. I'm getting notifications from DoorDash.
You see? You're getting notifications.
Bro, you see this?
Zero delivery fee. Like, actually, look, I actually not real.
Zero delivery fees. The members get out of Chick-fil-A orders.
I'm deadass getting notifications.
Overheats.
Guys, don't like up that tweet right now and comment your prediction.
Yes.
Alright, so...
So tomorrow at 1.30 we have the weigh-in.
I'll weigh myself too.
We'll check?
Yeah, we'll check.
We'll check out my bike.
All in my soul.
I don't...
This is your soul.
That one...
Why don't I have a farm on?
See how Moggy my fart goes right now?
Is he a foi-toi-moi-toi?
The fuck?
Listen, bro.
They're about to put you in a tweet.
Marlins, farts, mogs, table or no.
Listen, I'm gonna get Tetens from this.
It's not even the same mark, is it?
It is.
Listen, bro.
130, we do that.
After that, we go shopping.
We get all the vegetables and we do a vegetable mukbang.
Okay.
I've got the MIB in the half.
Vegetable mukbang?
Bro, I've done the red 40.
I've done the yellow six mukbang.
I've done the blue 20.
It's a little bit of a mukbang.
Yellow lake 40.
Yellow lake 40.
I did microplastic mukbang too.
What the fuck does that even mean?
We wanna run it back?
We can run it back.
The highway is that.
We'll be a bunch of fool of microplastics.
Okay, come on.
For one day, that won't chug you out.
You know how you upgraded me?
That means chug you.
Yeah, but that would be right now.
Because tomorrow we're locking it.
It's so lame.
We're all afoul.
One of these houses is a fun place.
I think I'm serious.
God damn.
OK, so vegetable mukbang tomorrow.
Waiting.
Jim and Gordon.
Hey, tonight.
Yeah?
You promise you're going to make?
No, I promise.
You know what's pretty part of the chat?
I'm going to get us off at two hours sleep.
I said two hours at three.
So you're already failing your own rules.
You said eight hours.
I am.
We'll start tonight.
No more speaking out either for ladies.
Sell them to us.
For all the lies in the back.
We're not having sex anymore.
Ow, you gotta take that.
Wait, you gotta hurry on and out.
No.
I know his day goes good.
No trouble. No funny shit.
No funny shit.
You think you'd be like, your shit probably took my four wrongs.
You mean certain days have a better look to me?
Oh, easily. Just talk about it.
What's it good looking, dude?
So the best type of looking penis, in my opinion,
especially if you're watching the porn grown up, and say my dad's penis is not nice.
It's not nice?
No, it's like tiny and like, but it's like fat.
Really?
I didn't get those to next.
I have a long penis, but it's skinny.
You have a long tiny one on.
What am I hearing?
You're actually a goddamn bot.
Yo, that's not real, right?
What is it?
That wasn't real, right?
Why?
Bro, job part nothing.
I'm so fucking tired of my life.
like I'm so fucking tired
already giving up you gotta shoot for another four hours. I'm locked in I'm
very locked in. Oh my god I had a tweet okay I had another confession. I had a tweet in
in October of 19th during the sub-athon.
I should have taken a picture of my body
and I look worse now.
You look worse now?
No, you don't.
They're saying that at least he got skinnier than me.
Like now?
Oh, I don't know anymore.
Yo, do you mind while working?
It's like so considerate.
Do you mind?
Oh, I'm actually done.
No, no, I'm actually done.
Oh, you're just stuck, I can't hear, I actually just can't hear.
All right, one last mug, man.
Who did that's wanna go out and get food?
One last mug, man.
What do you want?
One last mug, man.
Wait, what?
I don't know, I just wanna go crazy.
I wanna go, I wanna go crazy.
No.
I wanna go fucking, the less, the more.
No!
That's for your test.
Bro.
No!
Yes, one last.
Go spark up your desktop though.
One last.
We got power now.
There's no excuse.
We're not eating.
Bro, look at this fucking bottle.
You want to ruin this?
Stop.
You know how many girls just wish they could just...
Stop.
Oh, why in the...
Stop.
Bro, watch.
It's going to be me.
It's going to be me.
Yo, do it back to me.
Come on.
Do it back to me.
Oh, man.
Oh.
Yeah, fuck off.
Come on.
I know I'm sexy.
I know I'm sexy.
But I got a girlfriend, y'all.
That's what it's going to be.
You need him for a little bit?
No, I don't want you needing him.
You got a desktop to go to?
Yeah.
to go to? Tonight. If I fail, no one would ever take you seriously ever again. I'm gonna
snatch it out tonight and I'm gonna be like listen, I'm posting every single day. Every
with any? Sure. Alright and if I fail? What? You gotta put someone in. I'll give you $5,000.
$5,000. Save your name. If I do it every day. Every day. It's a CC7. CC7 days. CC7 days.
You owe me something in London if we... I do. Y'all seen it right here. Y'all fucking seen it.
You know he's trying on the way down too.
Check, are we switched?
I got it out though.
Wait, why are they saying Lacey's getting scammed?
Wait, did Lacey buy a car before I even do anything?
Did Lacey buy a car?
Wait, what car did he buy?
I don't know if you can hear me in the front, but that was fax and that was stalking, was popping and it was, it's like, it had bucket seats, the interior's nice, that's a nice big screen with little eye-patterns and pretty eye-patterns and things.
Wait for how much money?
The GT, the GT is gone?
Yeah.
How much money?
200,000?!
I see what you're saying now, yeah.
Weird, look, please.
Are they giving, is there, is there a hundred thousand dollars in the trunk?
Okay.
We can roll.
Put it in the bag.
I'm going to go more than twenty.
I'm not.
Alright, not going more than twenty five.
212. There's literally one here with 9000 miles for 100,000.
Every car that is not a $500,000 Porsche. Rod, I could walk out of here with the fucking
$350,000 Porsche 911 GT SR 450 that Rod would hate because it's not hate.
Marlaysie, you sold your ears for a fucking M5. You actually degress. I don't even know
how that's possible. You went from progressing to degressing. Now you're selling your M...
You're not gonna be in the car. I'm gonna be in the car with fucking 10 strippers in the back shaking ass while I drive
7k miles 85,000
9k miles 106,000
This car loses a hundred thousand dollars off the lot is this true
A 2026, a 2025 one year cheaper or one year earlier is like $15,000, $30,000 cheaper.
I
Free best I can do is two hundred nineteen. Okay. Wait, how much is it going for?
220
Hey, bro, how are you?
How much is it going for?
How much are you going for?
Like how much is it going for?
I'm not getting it for less than 200.
Burn for more than 200.
Not paying more than 200.
I'm strongholding them.
I think that's a great deal, bro.
I think you should take it.
You should give him some cash on top.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm gonna put money down.
He's coming back.
Do you mind if I talk to him?
No.
You're a hater.
You're a hater.
Is he giving him a tip? I'm confused. Is he giving him a tip?
Oh my god. This guy's manipulating Lacey in real time.
I'm getting fucked with right now.
You don't want to make the most money possible.
The cars are already put together.
I don't want to make the most money possible.
I don't want to spend the least money possible.
What are you going to do?
I'm getting trolled.
I'm getting trolled, please.
Let him know
Yo, you might as well give this guy a $40,000 tip and say thank you for giving me business, bro
So you know what? Who'd like to pay? Oh, I got the money, you know, I'm saying when you go get the discount and everything like that
So me these glasses, okay
This guy is from none. This guy works with Epstein, bro. I believe it. He's trying to sell Lays. This is bad, bro. It's over.
Please don't do that, bro. Please don't do that. I'll tell you what I'll do. Tell me.
The sticker price is $222. I'll do $195.
Go. Go.
Wait.
I want to make you the deal.
I can't tell you. He's good.
Let's see
It's a sexy car I'll be honest to you soft top. I'm not a fan of though
But why would he get rid of his m5 didn't he just buy it I swear he just got it and modded it out. Did he not
It doesn't like it see he's got to be like me. I never get rid of my cars ever
Yo, Lacey tell him to give you a 680 bro
AMG
6
680 bro, tell him to give you one of these bad boys. Hold on
I do the same thing. I beg for subs. Hey, tell them to bless you, bro
100,000
Wait, what is it called the SL 680? I'll do am I trippin 20 under the sticker price and
What is it called
My bot
Okay
But what the fuck am I looking am I am I a cheeseburger?
Look at this bad boy, tell him to go crazy
The Maybach version
It's the one playboy Cardi had
if he sells 20 cars, I'm gonna do this.
Not bad.
He has to commit to 20 cars this month.
I KNOW THIS GUYS, CHRIS!
Sign your name for me bro, 20 cars, I need it, come on.
Sign the name he gets to be on.
Put the car in the wash.
Done, baby?
Hell yeah.
Thanks, Brad, so we got you.
He's funny. I like you. I like you.
He's fine, we're on stream.
You just, you just sucked your life away.
I'm not even kidding.
Alright.
That was the B-clip farms.
Okay.
I'm still confused.
Can we, can you guys actually do two or two?
What would my monthly payment be?
So it's only $195?
This cheeseburger, bro.
Yo, let's get crazier, bro.
Tell them fuck all those AMGs.
Get yourself an AMG Black Series.
Let's get fucking crazy!
let's get crazy come on come on bro I mean I mean obviously this sexy beauties
baby boy
look when you get a car they come back with three options it's like you could
put this much down and this is your monthly payment put this much down this
your monthly payment you can put this much down all right isn't I'm not
going to steal a scout that live tomorrow 12 o'clock back to normal
schedule tomorrow I'm gonna stream like 10 hours low key I'm gonna go for 10
hours bleach your report to me that's an efficiency yet they leave the NBA and
fouls per game. Clearly fouling is not a problem for his good defensive team. And Durin is fouled
out of goodness. And Moussa's upset. Moussa's really upset. Oh my god. Moussa's really upset.
I have never seen Musubi Vate like this.
Put him on the pads, bro.
Put him on the pages.
Oh, shit!
Oh, my God!
Oh my god!
What the fuck?
If that was me bro, I would jump everybody.
4 players ejecting.
Jeez Louise.
What the fuck is Big Stoo coming off the bench to throw a punch at Bridges?
Bro can't keep his ass on the bench whenever there's a fight.
These guys can't fight, bro. Put him against me. I'll show you what a real fighter looks like.
Dead serious. Dead serious. He's sick of this shit. He's sick of this shit.
You would get killed? Oh my god, I wouldn't get killed. Oh my god, I wouldn't get killed.
Oh my chat's life, I wouldn't get killed
All right, that's a good stream today. Let's get some W's going tonight. Yo, what? Why are you linking me another tweet?
Wow, wait it was him
That's what you get bro karma's a bitch
Karma's a bitch. I sacrificed my I put a I put a spell on you, bro
I put a fucking spell on you since you didn't want to doubt me up that said that you would be suspended for the season
Fuck you
It was a good fucking stream tonight, let's get some W's in the chat. I'm gonna I'm gonna rain Marlon
Good fucking stream today
six-hour stream off literally
Nothing really playing at all. We always turn nothing into something bro. It was a good fucking stream literally W's W W's W W's
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You could spend the white maybe you could gift us up right now. We're beg for a sub
Appreciate anyone who followed the stream today. Appreciate anyone who subbed appreciate anyone who donated we are going crazy
Tomorrow we're live again early in the morning. I'm gonna get my body scan on stream and then we go to a vegetable mukbang
Vegetable mukbang all jokes aside though. I swear to God. I'm gonna be in the gym
You guys could say cap all you want. I'm gonna get in the gym
I swear I'm gonna go I'm gonna do it
I'm gonna do this shit for you. Oh, by the way, do the guy that said this in my PO box. Yes, I use it
I don't know if you can see it, but I use it right you sent me that in the PO box
I use it send stuff to my PO box exclamation mark PO if you guys want me to open your stuff
I'm opening it in about like five days
So send stuff to my PO box exclamation mark PO you guys are fucking goats seriously
I love you boys so fucking much. We're live tomorrow early in the morning to get my body scan
and yeah bro I'm gonna see you guys literally in the morning and I'm gonna
plan London my London stream tonight with Marlin so it should be fun and yeah I
love you guys so fucking much join the Twitter comment explanation mark calm and
I love you guys.
I'm going to see you tomorrow.
And, um, yeah.
I love you boys.
Join the Twitter account, xmas.com.
I love you boys.
I'm going to see you tomorrow, all right?
This is Joji's new album, this shit.
This shit fired.
This shit fired.
This shit fired.
This shit fired.
This shit fired.
This shit fired.
Fire, finish your fire.
I love you boys, thank you for the fish pie,
thank you for those subs.
Say bye.
Look at all these people following.
Y'all thank you Shadow for the follow bro.
Hail to the south.
Thanks a bunch for the hot sauce.
Awesome noodle.
For the follow.
Thank you.
Next to me.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Birdie.
One big, thank you for the one big.
I love you boys! I will see you tomorrow!
What are you doing?!
What are you doing?!
That's it!