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02-10-2026 ยท 6h 41m
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I'm taking my damn money with me, just so that I got plenty of money, I like all of my
So baby, I've been sick and they playin' me
I miss all my problems and problems
Which I won't let they play
I miss all my problems and problems
Which I won't let they play
Then here it goes
And then you two roll
Then they roll
Then they you two roll
But you don't know
Now I guess you don't know
Cause you don't know
Then I wonder if they treat you well
I got it quick
I got C.E.
I got C.E.
I am not a man with a wedding
Oh! Oh, I'm not a man with a wedding
Oh, why am I shooting $%&&$
What?
Nightingale's sweet asๅฐพ
Yaaaaaaah!
Are you damn though?
I just wanted to be the slammer of brother
He is no judge
He's the black brother of brother
He is damn though
Reggie Carter
Reggie!
YOOOOOO!
Can I get a YOOOOO?
Ha ha ha!
YOOOOOO!
What's going on man?
Yo duck smoking cigarette with the 8 months!
Josh with the 18 months!
Justice with the 20 months!
Oscar with the 19 months!
Gives with the soap!
15 months from rams!
Aided with the 5 months!
Duck smoking cigarette!
What a good fucking name!
Yo Laura with the 16 month bugle!
Joppa mate!
I'm gonna see something!
Yo, what is it with the three months?
Alex with the ten months!
Con with the seventeen months!
Yo, Simon with the sixteen months, let's go!
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That's good eats that's good fucking eats bro. Um yo by the way it is officially locked in
February 17th, me and Moreland will be going to London.
The first stream is on February 17th, the Wednesday, and we will be ending on the 20th.
So it's about four days in a row of London streams.
London, London, London, London, London.
All I'm gonna say is, I don't wanna say much, I don't wanna say much, but stop putting Omef up.
Yo, what the fuck is going on in my chat?
of my chat. Why are you omating or and gonna see you at the airport? Yo, be honest. You
think he's actually gonna stream site me? Don't lie. Don't lie. Yo, listen, last time
I went to London, I went in Brixton for five seconds. This time I'm doing a 24 hour at
night in Brixton with a Rolex on. I'm really challenging myself this year. I really
you want to challenge myself. No, what are you saying Gigi? What are you? Yeah, you're
gonna get stuck. Wait, why actually gets stabbed in London? Okay, all jokes aside, listen,
do I tell you guys what we have planned or no, or do I let it be a surprise? Do I let
it be a surprise? Do I let it be a surprise? Listen, all I'm going to say is my favorite
day. I'm hoping everyone pray, everyone pray. I'm hoping the 20th is going to be
the last day it's gonna be a Saturday I'm hoping this will be such a cool way
to end out London it's gonna be so cool I'm hoping thank you for the gifted sub
bro but it should be fun so let's get some W's you know I'm saying I will be
going on the 16th my flight is the 16th actually I probably shouldn't have
said that because now RN knows my exact flight G fucking geez today we're
doing the long-awaited vegetable mukbang a lot of you guys are wondering
Ron are you gonna get your why the fuck that just get pulled up a lot of
You guys are wondering, Ron, why aren't you getting your body scammed?
Well, I'm glad you asked.
You guys have been asking and I've been delivering.
Today we're doing our final.
I know, get your sad faces ready.
Our final ever NASCAR stream.
I know.
The final one.
It's the final.
I know.
Y'all are going to get sad, bro.
I know.
I know.
Y'all are going to get sad.
I know.
I know.
Yo, by the way, no troll when I say this, I'm not even just saying this to
make content out of a sponsor.
It's one hour, by the way.
One hour.
told me that today is the winner for $100,000 and that me and rage have absolutely no chance.
So they said we could grief whoever we want and ruin it for anyone.
They said if we wanted to that we can absolutely ruin anything.
So agents I'm gonna need you to break me off money or someone someone's gonna lose
something bro.
Yeah, someone's gonna lose something. Listen the schedule though is get this you ready get ready today vegetable mock bang
Tomorrow we're doing a body scan on stream. We're doing a body scan on stream
Why the fuck did laser something
Look around front it dropped off
Tomorrow we're doing a stream where we're going to see Luca dot dot. Why do you say his last name Luca?
What is his last name Luca? Luca Tim? No, no Luca. Luca.
What's his name by Luca Donovic? Yes. Yes. Donovic. Yes. So we're not going to be doing a stream with him
But he apparently is doing an event tomorrow and I will be IRL streaming it. I'm pretty sure Lacey might be going
No, it's not Luca Tim and apparently there's some Lakers players there, so we're gonna go we're gonna see what it is
So tomorrow, we're gonna get my body skinned into that so w w on the 12th on the 12th. I'm hoping
I'm hoping
This goes through but it might be raining in OC. I want to go do house tours in Orange County
So there you go
And then we're also gonna go to the Ferrari dealership one of my guys works there
He's gonna let us maybe drive around look around for cars whatever it might be. There's gonna be some other shit
Possibly if it's if it's raining it's cooked if it's raining. It's cooked. Okay on the 13th did Ludwig already say what he's doing
Or will I be spoiling?
Would I be spoiling or did Ludwig say already what he's doing?
Did he say?
What did he say tell me what he said tell me what he said tell me what he said so tell me what he said
So tell me what he said
So tell me what he said do it. Tell me what it is
He said okay, so no one knows yet. Okay, got it. Yo, where the fuck?
Either I'm so blind or they got hold wait did my Uber each driver steal my fucking
Yo is lays retarded is lays actually fucking where is my fucking drink?
Where is my
Hello
Paul has been forwarded to voicemail.
The person you're trying to reach is not available.
At the tone, please record your message.
When you have finished recording, you may hang up.
Hey, I don't know where you dropped off my food.
I don't know if you got the right house or what, but yeah, there's no food.
So can you please come back and give me my food? Thank you.
Yeah, I mean, I just don't get it.
You say goodbye to that $1 tip. I'm rude. El rude
Did you find it oh no
Relying I swear you check the other door the front door. No the door the one in from the cars
I swear to God, I just looked all around there.
My cortisol is getting spiked.
Yo, I'm not gonna start the I-Roc-M.
Do I have to start my stream looking for my fucking smoothie?
Get the Sam's or something.
Yo, stop spamming Sidemen Tweet.
It's been five fucking minutes.
My cortisol is spiking.
I'm dead serious.
My cortisol is dead ass spiking.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
I'm supposed to be doing my intro right now?
Is it on?
Sorry, one, two, three.
Do you see them?
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
Okay, I'm gonna take the Sidemen Tweet.
I'm gonna check it.
I mean, it's like why do I believe it? Why do I believe it? And it's absolutely fucking nothing
What on Brian came into my intro right now, bro, is it on
Marlin is so fucking loud and annoying. I actually hope I hope he gets hit by
No, it is maximum audio
Yo, yo, SHUT THE FUCK UP! GOD FUCKING DAD!
Oh my god! You're so fucking loud!
You're so fucking loud! SHUT UP!
Oh my god, he's out of the mask, man. SHUT UP THAT ASS!
You're not a fucking soft-talking vertical! Fuck you! Where's my food? Where's my food?
See, I'm telling you bro, it's not in the usual spots.
See ya, f***er. I thought I was a f***ing bot. You got hoed.
If it's over here, no one's or scavenger hunting all the way over here, bro.
I think so.
Yeah, it's still on.
Where is my f***ing foo?
I told you, you got hoed.
I can't stream. I can't stream like this. I can't stream without my smoothie. I'm serious.
I can't work without my smoothie. Where is it? Did she fucking drink it?
Is that still on?
Yeah, it is.
It's a little bit of a rush.
Oh, no.
You're trying to reach it now?
Oh my God.
Hello?
My god
Where is my hey, you didn't really drop off my drink. Did you just scan me? I'm trying to figure this out right now
Yo
I'm getting do me a favor and kill yourself kill yourself. I
Where's my fucking smoothie, bro wait
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Yo, uh, this person owes me my smoothie!
I'm on my way to you. I'm very sorry it had me dropping off on the order.
It says you delivered it.
I am deli- there's movie was in front of your door. I'm sorry, is this wrong?
Yeah, I don't see it. What door did you leave in front of?
I walked down the hill. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I, uh, nope, that's the wrong address.
I don't want, I'm sorry, that's not the address you gave me.
That's not the address he gave you.
Well, you didn't do your job, so that doesn't make any sense.
Have a bad day. Have a terrible day.
Are you fucking serious?
I'm fucking smelling!
I gave her a fucking 10 dollar tip!
I'm gonna freak out.
I actually know what could have happened.
It's the first time I've given a tit that big, because I was just in a good mood.
Give me my fucking smoothie. Where is my smoothie? Where is my smoothie?
Ron Doherty, you're an asshole. No, no, no.
I gave, I gave like an eight. I gave an eight.
I'm trying to work. Right now, my pants are gonna work.
And you're gonna not have the smoothies, but the fucking shit pansies.
I'm not taking the pansies now. I'm not taking the pansies now.
Let the fucking shit pansies.
No, I owed a smoothie, and I didn't get my fucking smoothie.
It was a $23 order.
I gave her a $7,000 tip.
OK, I won my smoothie.
I paid for Express.
So I got her a foreword, and it got her after my work started,
and I don't have my smoothie.
Where's my smoothie?
Fuck your world.
Where's my smoothie?
Where's my smoothie?
Where is my smoothie?
Where's my smoothie?
I haven't touched your smoothie.
Do you still need a $10 blood plump?
Yes, my brother. I need some good news.
We made you six custom and three watches.
Rock, paper, scissors.
Watch your every watches!
Where is my smoothie?
Where is it?
Where is it?
You son of a f***er!
Where's my smoothie? I'm gonna fuck you up!
Let it go into the Superbowl House!
Yeah, I do have gone to the Superbowl House. Right when she said she walked on the hill, that's the first thing I realized.
No! No, I gave her the right address!
Okay.
So you ordered smoothie with 50g of protein, I came to drink it.
She said it's at 3, I'm just gonna say it.
Yeah.
Do you see it?
Yeah, it looks good.
Yeah.
3,000.
How do you know the answer, man?
I didn't even hand it down to the shower butt.
Thanks for you.
Kali!
Where is this? I don't know whose house this is.
Get out of here. I don't care. Do we need a backpack or something?
I don't know where should we go now, Michael.
I don't know. I don't know.
Get the fucking back way.
Yo, shut your door, Marlin!
Where's my smoothie? I can't do my intro.
How am I supposed to work right now?
I'm not kidding, I think she drank my smoothie.
One bro, we do this, the movie's gonna melt.
We gotta hurry.
Like, I actually stole that!
Where's my smoothie?
Like, how am I supposed to work, bro?
How am I supposed to work?
Well, I need to put the...
Did they feel bad for me? They're trying to make me feel bad?
I'm sure they feel really bad.
This is like ridiculous, bro.
I hate this trap.
My girlfriend's telling me you ordered me a smoothie.
Siggie's texting me, thanks for the smoothie.
Yo, yo, please, bro, serve the back plate, bro.
I'm gonna freak out.
Where is my smoothie?!
Where?!
You shut the fuck up!
It's turning on.
Hey!
My!
Oh, shut up!
I know what you're doing!
Shut up!
I know what you're doing!
I know you're doing it!
Give me my fucking students!
Give me my fucking students!
I'm kidding!
Get it!
Me!
Why?
I know what you're doing!
I know what you're doing!
I know what you're doing!
I want my PB3 with double pro CT, and I want it now!
I need a barbell with it!
Give me my included!
Where is it?
I don't know.
Get the fuck out of my face, Paul Bart.
I'm fucking moving.
I'm gonna be back soon.
Where's my fucking smoothie?
I gotta go into the neighbor's truck, let me see, let me just see if I can.
And we are now on a list.
You see it?
Oh my god, it's there, I swear I got all my life in this, all my life it's there, do
you want me to go grab it?
There's a camera here, hold on.
Hey!
Just show us where the other guy is.
Hey, um, my door gas shirt dropped a smoothie down there, I'm gonna go drink it.
I'm not stealing. They dropped off a smoothie. Thank you.
Oh my god, I thought the whole thing is fucking exploded.
I actually would have fucked up.
I found my smoothie!
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Saw this in person being made this morning Gilbert was holding up the lyrics for Jason to lips and get
Yo, Gilbert, can you hold this phone so I could do this like brother, you know Jason, bro
I swear to God, protein smoothies might be the greatest thing to ever come out.
Also, I saw this from now on, I am boycotting Clash Royale.
Dropping me if you agree.
Well, I saw this.
Clash Royale.
This is what Jinxie tweeted.
Last year I called Brawl Stars growth historic.
Now I'm about to use that word again for Clash Royale.
Re-engaging players doubled new players grew almost 500%
Basically, they said that the reason clash royale blew up again was because of their game devs
Which is obviously cap drop of me if you played the game again because it because of jinxy
This shit is crazy to me. How can someone just like actually spit in someone's face like this facts or no like
This is like when I blew up fortnight again like bro. They don't even give me my credit. This is sad
And honestly jinkzy fuck class right out. You know what just for you, bro. I got you
Just for you, bro
Just for you, bro. I'm uninstalling the game
Yep
Yep, I'm uninstalling the game for a jinkzy, bro. Wait. No wait. No, it's opening the game. No wait
Wait, what is the game called? What?
Google play games. I got you, bro. I
I stable or not oh will not play this game unless I get five gifted or jinksy gets his credit
Why do you have to shout all the time just because you're five foot five?
All right, bro. You've been following me for five years and that's your message. I'm I'm really just like
I'm just not surprised anymore. How like stupid you fuckers are
Guys, I'm gonna ban the word Sidemen tweet
Okay, I'm gonna literally ban the words if you guys keep spamming this every single second you guys say like I
Bought the breaking bad house. I will do everything in my power to make the breaking bad fans happy
I'll put a hundred percent this project making the breaking bad house one of one wait. He bought
He did has bought the house you already have five of the five give the thank you
Wait, what's in the house like six million dollars
All right, you know what? You know what? Let's check out the side of the tree. This is my last time doing this.
Yep. I got you guys, bro.
What are you doing?
I got you guys, bro.
Anything else that I need to react to?
guys after the sponsor what the fuck is this had fun watching Jason and we can
get a space alien makeover the face has over his who the fuck is this what the
fuck is this bro not my edit but yo this is so gay oh my god please stop
Please stop please
You know we're skipping everything we're going straight to my calm bro
What is your guys's obsession with making edits of me and adapt shirtless, bro dead ass
Will ultra ever drop that shirt that he's wearing soon brah soon soon don't worry about it
All right, let me see where the top of the thing is
I'm I look he missed toast anyone else just a jinksy drama clip
Really was not just me. It was me Riley Ken moe. I mean so many creators that made the game
Better Royale. I mean the list goes on and on of how many people
Raw eyes to the game. So it's not just me. I don't even give a fuck that they didn't put my name in here
I expected them to not put my name in here.
I didn't carry their way because I've only shit on the game for the past fucking two months, three months.
Since heroes got implemented, which I'll do a thousand times,
I've only shit on the game and I said exactly what had happened.
Beyond this class-way, I'll dog shit now.
I don't care that they didn't bring up my name.
I don't give a fuck.
They low-key ruined the game with that one update.
I actually was addicted to playing it and then they dropped this one game. It's the hero shit, right?
where I draw the line in the sand
is when they tried to take credit for the game's success.
Read the lines.
It's proof of what's possible
when a talented team relentlessly focuses
on making things better for players.
What?
None of the creators, none of the streamers,
none of the YouTubers, none of the TikTokers.
That's who's getting the credit.
The team that murdered the game?
Aren't you fucking stupid?
So, I literally say this, and this guy right here, Sadraktor, says that's hilarious to not even mention you.
You think his cortisol levels are high?
And then my response was, mind you, he gave credit to the team that was responsible for killing the game.
I don't know if this guy's out of touch or if he doesn't have a fucking internet
YOOOOOO!
If the only thing he's updated on is fucking board meetings or whatever
Brother, your team, your talented team, murdered the game
They killed the game! They did not do shit to Godness!
If this was the result of the talented team, you would have saw explosive numbers in years prior
But guess what? You fucking didn't!
After reading what the fucking CEO of Supercell just said, I hope the game fucking dies, but
then it's like, there's so many amazing creators on that game, and let alone that, amazing human
beings that I've met on the game, where it's like, I don't want the game to die for that.
But my god, this company is fucking horrible.
Like literally horrible.
I mean, it's proof of what's possible when I feel the same way, bro.
You got a real action.
Let me finish this talent team relentlessly focuses on making things better for the players.
That team solely killed the game.
What are you saying?
What are you even saying?
Again, I want to say so.
So like, I'm going to be honest with you.
First of all, I honestly feel the same, the same way.
Like, yo, Mr. Beast, by the way, up your cloud levels on Twitter, bro.
I'm going to be honest with you.
You stole my reply.
I got more likes.
Like, come on, bro.
You got to up your...
Let me check out my reply.
Hold on.
We did ask Mr. Beast.
You literally stole my tweet.
Like, come on, bro.
You're getting mugged right now.
You're getting mugged.
Yo, listen.
Right?
I feel the same way here.
I low-key made...
Okay.
I'm going to be honest with you.
I'm going to be honest with you.
Say what you want.
Say what you want.
I low-key made streaming very popular again.
Now you're probably wondering, Ron, what do you mean, Ron, what do you mean?
Does somebody smell like shit?
The Getting Slapped by Bradley Martin?
You know what I'm saying?
Like, I got this site turnt up, okay?
And Twitch never gave me my credit.
They also stole my thousand gifted button idea, didn't give me my credit.
They didn't give me my credit.
So I know how it feels to lose your queen, Jigsie.
You know what I'm saying?
I get it. I get it. I get it, bro. You know what I'm saying?
I mean, chat. Put it on God and create the 1k gifted.
Put it on God. Go ahead. Do it. Do it. Do it. Let's hear it. Do it.
You don't think I created it. Someone give me the clip.
Someone give me the clip prior to that.
It was Pepsi? Okay.
Pepsi did. Now what? It was on my stream.
Like what?
Right, what do you got mom?
It was not Pepsi. It's like I'm not even going to bro. Please stop
Stop making edits of me reacting to you me reacting to you when I'm having a bad day
But I remember that I was wrong and if I was a billionaire who would be a billionaire for a day shut the fuck up, bro
Why is Ron so mean to you shaking my head? Never meet your idols. Who is this?
My cortisol levels are apt to getting high though. I'm furious. It's bad. Oh yes.
My schedule. On the 13th there is a stream. I'm not gonna say what it is.
Something to do with Ludwig. Tomorrow we're doing the Luca thing and we're
getting my body scan. We might be going to OCM the 12th. I'm not streaming
on Valentine's Day. I already know. Get sad. Do it. Get sad. Whatever.
I know. I know. And then I'm not mistaken. I believe the 15th. There's a Rocket League
tournament. Is that the truth? The 15th? The 15th, right? So I'll be playing in a Rocket
League tournament. It seems to be that my teammate is Lacey. Do I beat Jinxie and Joe
No bar? No, right?
Not even a chance.
There's deadass, not even a chance.
Ex-QC and Max versus Sketch and someone.
What the fuck is that matchup?
Arcane, Yu-Gi versus Ludwig and Moise.
Is it Moise Critical Good?
Is Lacy better than me at Rocket League?
There's no way, right?
You deadass win with Lacy?
What are you talking about?
Yeah, my my bull sack yeah, my bull sack
So Lacey did a perfect aerial is what I'm hearing he did a perfect aerial
Wait what the fuck
Wait is that it real
Wait, is this real?
No, there's no way.
I don't believe this.
Wait, so do me and Lacey actually make it far, you think?
Or no?
Do we make it far or no?
I think we could.
I actually think we could.
I think we good well, maybe
Should we get our reps in today or no, what is this wait
What the fuck?!
Is this real?!
Stable Ronaldo just stole his neighbor's smoothie after he thought...
Hey!
Hey, um, my door dasher dropped a smoothie down there. I'm gonna go drink it!
I'm not stealing they dropped off a smoothie. Thank you. Oh
Yeah, this is and now yep now arrest him nice
Go ahead L voice. What are you even saying bro? What are you even fucking saying?
So true, yeah true, it's true, boy
True, true, true
I pop off of it and tell of you
True, true, yeah, I like to pass out 360s
True, true, that all I'm trying to do
I got LIE, true
I made them turn around nation
I've been at a ball, he's true, true
Is this on Max's deluxe?
What the fuck?
Aiden's walkout, son.
Why is this low key caught hard?
Yo, wait, I'm confused. What does freezing your eggs mean speak to me in fortnight?
She's saving her rebucks for her next battle pass. She's saving medkits her final zone. Yeah
Damn bro, I forgot I have to do this NASCAR thing pretty soon, bro to be honest
Do I do I grief agent?
They basically said there is absolutely zero chance not even a singular bit of chance that I'm gonna win with rage
So my question is should I?
should I should I just grief and Loki just ruin it for him I decided to make
this that's cool bro this is not the NMS calm this is the stable calm so what I'm
gonna do is I'm gonna find your twitch and I'm gonna ban you over the shit what
is this and there's nothing nice rock-kai and reem were lost for words
after this fan tried impressing them by doing a wheelie on a surround bike and
fell. Wait was this after? Nice first. Oh that was fire. Oh my god. Yo he was so close
to hitting his head. Yo wait I thought he hit his head. That's gotta be some whiplash though
No, look at this shit
Yeah, you know shit hurt bro, he died I'm looking at him right now
You know shit hurt when you immediately get up and start smiling, bro. Oh
Man, bro
Would you ever try this?
Keep adaptive body with you. Yes, we'll be okay. I promise
I promise
Yeah, yes, he knows me. Let's say a daffy Matt Arkey. I read shit raw. I know you
Okay, okay
I'm gonna come for you. Yeah. Oh
Bro, why would I come in 17 minutes early, bro? Like what do you want bro? I'm working. What do you want?
Oh, yeah, you're working. I'm working too. I need you to join the video ninja thing the what?
Where's that great event information scroll up don't leak it again this time go full screen. Oh my god
L. L. Lose in the chat, bro
This dude woes literally doesn't have a streamer right now. So he comes to me
I
This is like I'm trying to work here, bro
share your camera now what am I supposed to do my source you put a password
and everything and then yet start your what the fuck did you do to my camera
you broke your camera what the fuck does happen to me why am I an alien what's
it called did you start virtual cam yeah okay and then yeah there you go and
And then it should just be the camera source or whatever.
I think it's good.
Let me see.
I got to go back to work.
Yeah, you're good on that.
Yeah, you have your wheel and everything?
Oh, of course, bro.
Of course, I have my wheel and everything.
Everything's set up perfectly.
Oh, yeah?
Can you show it to me real quick?
That's right under my desk.
I have it all plugged in and everything.
OK, so.
Yes, of course.
All right, yeah, you're good then.
I'll be ready to play momentarily.
Wait, make sure the game's updated.
I'm sure you're ready to do that.
The game is updated?
Yep.
I'm going to ask the car to go out, of course.
on my wheel and everything and my pedals and everything.
Ain't that right, Chet?
Yep.
All right, all right, all right.
All right.
1,000 on line, bro.
Sabotage, if a nigga that you fuck with makes you lose 100,000,
I will fly to California and destroy his GT3 RS.
That's right.
I will fly to California and do 100,000
with the damage to his GT3 RS.
That's right.
Your car's going to be on bricks.
I'm taking the wheels.
Good luck.
You're gonna have to repaint the shit.
I might steal your transmission while I'm at it, Monica.
Just know, and then we're gonna see how funny the shit is.
All right?
But instead, instead of that, let's collaborate.
How about you take out Tim the Tapman?
How about you take out Kurtz JD?
You know what I'm saying, then maybe-
Loki, who would break me off?
Who would break me off?
Your nigga might split you in on the winnings
and some shit like that.
Loki, I have a better chance of getting broken off if I take out, like, I don't know, Loki?
I don't know, Tim the Tad Man has too much money, he doesn't need this, and he fucked
me up last time, bro.
We'll have to see when your rage gets to the call.
Tim and Courage have families, they ain't giving shit up, that's why I want to take
him out.
How long is it?
This is so fucking cute, bro.
Oh my gosh. This is so fucking cute. Wow. This is so fucking cute.
Go, let's go!
Oh my.
You deadass couldn't pay me to do this. I'm that serious.
You could not pay me to do this.
Not a chance in the world, bro. Not a chance in the world. Call me Pussy.
Do the thing where you guys call me Pussy. Go ahead, bro. Call me Pussy while I listen to my music.
Yeah, it's my brain rotted or no low-key. It's not even like it was not even bad bro. Um, I did see this
I want to curb an OC, but nobody wants to do it. So I'm gonna be pride. Just following the leaders once again
Please plan a stream of max this week. No calling. I tried planning a stream of max. I wanted to music
He said he didn't I don't think he wants to do music, but I'm down to do shoot with him
But I really want to do a stream of max also dr. K stream this week. I hit up dr. K. He did not respond
Ultra well congratulations. Thank you for purchasing. I'm sure you'll have about 15 stable viewers DM you because they're all losers
Now that they see a girl on the Twitter account. Um, yes, I did see this yesterday. I don't know who
Edited this who thought this was funny. It's obviously not funny. It's obviously really fucking stupid
Crazy part is that double chin ain't edited. Okay, so
Taking time out of your day to write that this like are you fucking stupid?
I'm not even I don't see I waste my breath even just like trying to talk to you guys like logically
I realize how fucking idiots you guys are
Not every stream got to be crazy plan
But I hope he starts planning regular shoes more like collabs and shit because he kind of slowed down since January
I'm not getting you type this shit, but it's a low key kind of like retarded enough. I
Literally
Besides you can't like bro. I did three travel streams. I
Went to New York for two days
I went to Miami for two days and I went to Atlanta for one day.
This is bad takes in my opinion.
You guys can say no, but I think this is bad takes considering I have London that I'm
going to.
I'm also going to the Mr. Beast thing and I'm going to Texas the first week.
This is bad, this is bad in my opinion.
This is truly bad.
Also, I like doing desktops.
Not every single day is going to be an IRL.
I'm just keeping it a buck.
If you guys want me to do IRL every day, you're never gonna have these moments where I'm sitting on desktop talking to you guys
And if that's what you want, that's what you want, but yeah
Um, I didn't see this, yes
Live soon, why did you take this picture?
Who took that picture?
This is literally the perfect house? Yeah, this house is literally a deal, bro
But no one in this house wants to fucking...
I'm not even gonna argue, bro, I'm just gonna smile through
Because smiling is the best thing to do
I don't want to react to this, I'm gonna get sad
I'm not ready to do that.
Just put it in the parlay.
Stabilo Ronaldo live one PM over.
Okay, you're a loser.
Hour stream today, four and a half hours under.
Lay's blinkers hit ten and a half over.
You guys aren't, let me know if you tail in the comments.
Took the over an hours and under on mad.
Also added one more leg.
Stabilo Ronaldo breaking his diet on the first day and eating bad over.
the under four and a half hours in the under like are you guys bored I'm dead
shit like are you bored are you bored like I'm so dead like you're making fake
bets
holy shit ladies and Ron react to Jason stalker last year in July without
knowing how do I tell you brother this isn't Jason stalker this is a stable
Ronaldo stalker that transforms the Jason do understand this guy said my name
like a hundred thousand times and I said fuck you he also was in love with pink
poppy I still don't know who pink poppy is wait I have a question are you are
you stable or NMS this is a big question bro maybe a stable
oh no are you saying are you saying fuck NMS
I know NMS community is more like sweet. Wait, so I have another question. Who's your next target, man?
Who is next for RN 51? We all try to know. Let's see, what is that saying?
Some people are saying Lacey and Marlon and who is this guy on the left? Who is this stable?
Ronaldo are going to London very soon man I know Marlon and Ron is coming to
London but I'm not sure about this that will be fire like meeting Ron in
person oh brother oh brother oh brother oh brother so what do we do if we meet
him in London like I don't know bro the achievement is frying me what are you
talking about
Holy fuck holy fuck.
Centra Kyle.
How long made this?
How long?
How long?
How do you make this shit?
He was fully busted.
How do you make this shit?
How is this even possible?
And drive away with him.
I'm actually confused.
Stop using this OME low.
Gotta think fast.
Anything else that I missed that I need to see?
Yo, what's good gang?
with this fucking gift. I hate when motherfuckers play in my face. Wait, I'm confused. Is she talking about...
Nevermind. Nevermind bro, nevermind. Ron in the gym? Yes. Guys, Ron and Lacey duo for Jinxie Rocket League?
I'm gonna be honest with you, should me and Lacey warm up today? Like get a couple reps in? Like maybe after the vegetable mukbang?
Let me hit him bro. We have a tournament
Live laugh love shut the fuck up bitch
Yo
Hey, hey apparently mean you were playing in a rocket league tournament. We are should we get some reps in today?
Wait, I saw you do a double aerial go in is that real on tiktok? Yeah, so you know how to aerial
I can't tell if the chat is trolling. Is this real or no like I'm actually being serious
I'm shaking these are you guys trolling or not like the clips look real
Play it
Mod send me the clip what is it?
Yeah
like how do you do that what is the level spikes nothing wait so you're dead at
you dead ass know how to do aerials and shit fuck after my spots you fuck we
get some wraps? Oh the vegetable mukbang you're gonna be a part of it? No I didn't know if
you wanted to do it. I know but I didn't know you wanted to do it. You down to do it? But
you know the rules are right the vegetable mukbang? Every vegetable has to get cleared
off the table. Every vegetable needs to get cleared. There's no leaving it on the table.
Yes, we're all broccoli. You need to eat all of it.
Listen, bro, I got to apparently put on a suit.
Apparently, I got to put on a suit.
I'm going to put it around my body and then I'm going to go do this real quick.
I'm about to make it so Agent doesn't win $100,000.
Okay, sounds good to me. I'm ready for a vegetable muckbang and then we'll play broccoli.
Okay. Do I look good right now? Be honest.
You look good, bro. You're looking better than nice black button-down suit with the trousers and a little button-up with a tie on.
You put a suit on?
No troll, bro. I think I'm low-key glowing up in real time. I'm not kidding.
I hear it. Yeah, why does it sound so shit-quality? What the fuck?
Alright bro, I gotta go back to work.
You think you're going up?
Uh, yeah, I think I'm going up.
Honestly...
I think I'm going up.
I said I think I'm going up.
Why do you keep playing this?
Like, where do these sound effects?
Bro, I said I think I'm...
Bro, I told you I think I'm going up.
Oh, that kind of suit. I thought it was good.
No, but I'm not putting on the full thing because I'm lazy, so I'm just gonna do it like this.
Okay. Well, you got fun. I'll see you when you're done.
Well, I don't know. Because honestly, I might get DDoS because Agent said he's mad.
Basically, they told us that me and Rage have no chance of winning, so I'm just gonna Greek the whole thing.
Why would you not try to win $100,000?
It's over.
Why are you guys saying ice?
What the fuck are you talking about?
Huh?
I don't know.
Why are you guys sending me houses, bro?
Wait, this looks like easy.
It says fucking police.
What the fuck are you saying?
Because you need to move.
We have to move.
What do you mean, we?
Do you guys think that because I streamed from the house and made you live here?
I don't know.
We have to move. Really? We? Do you guys see me? Because I streamed from the house and made you live here?
Yeah, that's all my viewers live with me, bro. If I move, we all move. That's simple how it works.
Simple.
Matter of fact, Chad, where do you guys want to live? Pick a spot. Let's switch it out.
I don't even know where this is at!
Wait, yo Lacey, you know what I just thought?
What?
Um, well thank you for the five gift, Luke.
Yo, we should make it so our viewers pay rent for us.
Oh my gosh, wait.
So they can pick where we live, but we have like a go fund me every single month and they have to pay the rent.
Yes.
You would only have to donate like every single person would have to donate Navy like who okay show of hands here
Who has five dollars just drop a show of hands
Look all you do up five dollars, okay
Or do you want to do the I'm doing a by the way when I'm in London I'm doing a charity match you're welcome to donate
Please donate, bro. It'll be a big thing, so I'm really hoping you do it.
Alright, well, I gotta go to work. I'll see you soon.
Yep.
Tell me you love me.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
Thank you.
You look like such a moid right now, bro.
You fucking voice.
Ooh, it almost slipped out of my mouth.
God, I'm so fucking angry.
Okay guys if anyone asks guys the real works, okay?
Nobody's still weird, nobody do nothing, nobody, nobody, alright?
My real works, my real works.
Is rage even live?
Wait, is rage even live?
Bro, are you-
Oh yeah, GGs.
GGs, my cord is all of those.
Let me just plug in my wheel chat.
Let me just plug in my wheel real quick.
There we go.
Oh, drop your GGs, bro.
No, drop your GGs.
Yo, rage!
Yo, hello?
Yo, rage!
Hello?
Hello?
You're muddied on Discord, hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Yo, courage!
Yo, courage!
Yo, what do you even what do you possibly want from me Ron? I'm having a peaceful day
Oh, well your days about to get a lot worse cuz I'm gonna grief you
I have no chance of winning at all so I'm gonna fully go after you and Tim and I'm gonna make sure you guys don't win
Wait wrong wrong wrong we can talk about this bro. No, you want to try to raise your voice at me?
That's fine. I actually don't care they do beforehand
They told me I have zero chance of winning that I could do whatever
Ron, Ron, let's take this through, Ron.
No, I don't care, it's over for you.
Ron, we bonded a lot over the years, Ron.
You've made too much money.
You've made too much money.
You've made too much.
I'll send you 200 gifted if we win and you help us.
I don't know.
I need to talk in my language.
Ron, please, you have such a great taste in cars, bro.
And I really feel like we could bond over it more, man.
Maybe maybe you know, I know my view counts get a little low Ron, but maybe you could take me to a car show
Together like cars and coffee
We got a lot of millionaires in this call yo Tim you got money too
Do I got money listen Tim Ron is threatening to crash us out
I've got nothing. I've got nothing to lose. They told me that I have zero chance of winning
So I'm gonna target either you guys or
Yo, yo, I told them 100 gifted from each of us Tim if he lets us win and crashes them out
I need to try and crap. I need to see a hundred gifted right now. I
Will fully grief agent if you guys give me a hundred whips give whips gives them a hundred right now
Fully fully a full of mine. This is a contract right binding. No, no, no, no, no, I fully agree from
Harder gift in a robbery. Let's go ahead
This is good business chat. This is good business. This is business. This is great business
This is a great business.
This is good.
I'm still just waiting to value.
You know what I'm saying?
Hey, Ron, you just bought a new car?
No, not yet.
Soon, though.
Soon, soon, soon.
What are you getting?
Maybe an A12 DTS or a Lamborghini
Aventador SvJ Roadster.
Who knows?
We'll see what it pays this year.
Wait, I'm looking.
He's still waiting for this.
Whips has to re-add the car and give him two minutes
verbatim.
Oh, this is GGs.
Oh, this is GGs.
All right, well.
I'm waiting.
I'll be back.
I have no chance of winning I just got told so I'm going to be griefing you guys so unless you guys want to give me a hundred gift
it oh my god why don't you agree like the first place winner yeah why don't you grief agent he's the one who's like level 300 or something
he's agent in the discord right now no but what would you go for third place I know you guys are really far down like you guys are really last right
Yeah, they told us we have absolutely zero chance,
not even a little bit to win.
So I will be trying to,
oh, Tim the Tapman with 100 gifted,
give me one sec, I'll be right back.
Hey Tim, unfortunately that is against the TOS,
so I'll be taking that 100 gifted
and I'll be deciding mid game
if I want to agree if you are not,
but I do appreciate it, so thank you so much, bro.
Oh yeah, just trying to support, man.
Yeah, I'll be back in one sec.
Yo, Raze, bro, we have an option here.
Can you hear me?
It's either we take out agent
or we take out Tim the Tapman.
You are up to decide.
Can you unmute, please?
Please unmute, bro.
We don't have fucking time.
Are you here?
Hello?
Let me call agent
No, hello, don't start it until it started. Hey, hey, how you doing agent?
Okay, so I'm gonna need I'm gonna need I need something right now though to prove it because right now Tim got me and
He has the starting thing so I'm gonna make sure I get I get you right now
But if you could promise me like a hundred and like if you do a hundred right now, bro, I'll low-key like
I'll make sure bro. You're good for right now
Like
You're one of the goats, man.
Like when it comes to this game and shit,
like aside from your big flunder when you lost the Senna
and the other time where you lost to Chris,
aside from those two, bro, like there's no one comparing
what you want at the end of the day, man.
So now that we've established that, you know,
this 300 gift, it probably sounds like a lot more
than that 100 gift, a huge one to offer you.
In fact, that a hundred gifted
is really a slap in the face.
I would take it as disrespect, but that's me, you know?
age I'm gonna need a hundred fifty gift right now I'm gonna take you out I'm
gonna show the target you and all you are 29 years old
what is fuck it yo you're too old to be yo yo are we about a start or no I have
more work I got to do like what's going on
um what I'm doing a vegetable mukbang and my whole chat has been begging me for
this
vegetables you brought again that's super tough
you want to get them all on stream no that's big bro no that's you're making
waves in the content space but that's fine
yo you sound like you're downplaying my content bro
no the vegetable mukbang
you
you
you
you
you
Thank you.
So I have the first steering wheel in the world that can do full 360s over and over.
This is the first and only.
Okay?
There is none like this.
It's like a special edition.
It's brand new.
Look.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So my steering wheel, you might see it.
Also, I have the first ever.
Get your Ws ready.
The first ever Bluetooth steering wheel.
I could use the power of a chip in my brain
to control the steering wheel while I'm playing.
So I don't have to touch it.
Up.
Up.
What is that?
What is a wide, what is a speed four?
Ready, bro.
Chad, can we get 10 gifted if you're ready
and if you're excited right now?
Can we get 10 gifted is all I ask
or a singular Twitch Prime?
One will do.
What is this music, bro?
Thank you for the Twitch Prime.
Stop spending the speed 4 emote.
Thank you for the Twitch Prime for 11 months, no longer.
Totally with the 3 months. Thank you.
Invented us with the 3 months.
months yo guys maybe the more times we put this stupid fucking emote I'll see it
oh hey how are you?
yo niggas is telling me about the sabotage
you talking about me?
yeah both of y'all
oh yeah that's exactly what we're doing so good luck
say that back
yo he's mad as shit
Yo, Asian came in here mad as shit trying to press us
Presses about what he said her job about a sabotage me. I bet he's like, I bet me
What do you mean? I bet like you could do anything
I think flight react walk one on the
Can you blame him?
Wait no this is not a v vet gaming chair. Chill. No it's not. It's not one of those ones. Chill.
Wait I saw you said that the reason you faced anyone because of Lacey.
Yeah I'm sorry to break the news.
Wait, I saw you said that the reason you faced anyone because of Lacey.
Yeah, I started to break the news.
Don't say that on my camera.
I was trying to hold it down, but I was getting pressed.
I saw you were also on a hot tub, bro.
That was kind of fake sexy, nice.
That was my third hot tub stream, and all three of my hot tub streams have been with men.
One was with some Mexican, another was with some black nigger that lived with me.
throw it was with a game again.
Touch it off with demographics right here.
Hashtag ad, we love NASCAR y'all.
Oh, oh, wow.
I forgot it.
Yo, yeah, hashtag ad.
I got the, you know I have the world's first ever Bluetooth
steering wheel?
You're lying.
Oh, you don't have the first ever racing system
with the brakes don't work, so I have to use the button
with my thumb that's on the steering wheel and set is actually caught.
Just do check.
Really?
I don't think my steering wheel has actually
to keep it down like the whole way.
We have this.
This is the VVET steering wheel.
Yes, I know.
This is the newest addition.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
You did not get the VVET one.
Yes, I did.
I have the.
It's fucked up.
Is this Dochi I'm hearing?
And if it was?
It's so Dochi.
Yo, no, no, no, no, no.
See, I had never heard a Dochi song.
And then I heard it.
I forgot what I heard a douchey song, but wait, this is douchey, it wasn't even ass!
Oh, you've changed since you've been with the Poggers side, what happened to you?
Dang!
Holy shit!
It's just because they're gonna hate her!
No one said to hate her, no one, I just don't like her music!
I never heard it!
I just don't like her music!
I just don't like her music!
I just don't like her music!
So you heard douchey songs?
Ever since?
Exactly!
That's my point!
Oh, yes!
Oh, yes!
Because she's forced!
Because her label pushes music!
Her label pushes music!
Single don't you song in my life until like two days ago game
Somehow she's the biggest right make it make sense
I also don't hear country niggas. Maybe the biggest
Look at man go get your
Ever since ever since the brunch stream a limonati giant
I'm telling y'all bro the brunch stream. This is my first street since the brunch stream. Yeah. Oh
My god, that yo
You guys are next up for interviewing about two minutes. Oh, that's perfect
That's that again shut up
So that's our chat
Apparently agents actually so mad
I'm not going to get mad at that.
At what?
Because we're going to grief.
Chad, is that a good man?
Why are you a nigga?
If they put a fight in the stuff,
that's why you can't get mad at me
if we're eating that.
That is his name.
That is his username in my chat.
He's trying to get an admin to allow not griefing.
How do I tell him that they told me beforehand
that we're allowed to grief?
I was joking at first wait, does he get more money for what about an interview in like 10 seconds? Oh easy. Let's do it, Ridge
ETA somebody's the last one out here
All right moving you guys in now. I
Believe we have Ron in rage
Yes, we do fellas pleasure to chat with you one more time
We heard earlier, Ron, from Emeroo that you're out there driving like a crazy person and you're hitting people and you're trying to ruin people's days here.
Here's the reality. You guys are coming into this one, you know, not the best of positions here, okay?
You can't win the race, but you can't play spoiler for everyone else.
Is that the game plan today? Or do you just want to get that dub and say for one final time, we can?
We can't know we have absolutely no chance. We have absolutely zero chance
So we're gonna be basically just going for whoever's in first place and ruining it for them whether they like it or not
I have no chance here. So yeah
We may not win the race, but we don't win the war. We don't ruin everybody's game and
Particularly ages because he's too confident to cocky every we're even trying as hard. We wanted him to have
have a first place but you to talk crazy so we don't we don't make sure you don't get
that first place. So it's more it's more agent or is it whoever's in first. It's agent agent
K agent and then slash whoever's in in first. Okay never mind oh we're good at least we
got to the bottom of that I mean I wanted to make sure that we were on the same page
share, you know, like, Jeff, any advice for these guys?
They go hunting to get up there to the front.
If you're going to have a spoiler show, then you're going to have to do it together.
All right.
They're going to box.
Raja, any any words of wisdom onto that you want to impair onto these drivers
and part rather into these drivers?
I mean, I really don't have much to say.
It seems like y'all are out for blood for real.
So it's just a matter of how much y'all are going to block people behind you.
I mean great drivers for us to be able to grief his game. We have to play well, too
We have to race well, too
This is gonna be testimony how he is, you know I'm saying all that you know I'm saying yeah
You gotta work as a team. You can't win by yourself for this track. Yeah, I've got to push each other to win
Yes, sir. All right. There you have it. All right fellas rage of Ron always pleasure. Best of luck out there
Have fun more important thing
And I got cut off
You think you believe me rage I'm gonna be honest with you
I'm good raging I mean
Bro, you were right though. You're low key right if he's really that good. He should be able to our
No, that's the fact if he's that good we won't be able to grief. Oh, that's true. That's true
That's actually
you
you
you
you
my life or on my everything or on my mind.
What did I say?
On my you use all these words.
I forgot.
Yeah.
I'll be forgetting to the y'all just like reminded me game.
Yo, so is this right on start or what?
You're the you're the guy right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I saw jaco shouted you out you saw that what wasn't you it's kind of the net's word
Like that's what yeah, yeah, where's kai snap by the way
I'm not gonna lie
He's AFK living life, you know, you think he's gonna come back
back for an event probably it is not inside or info I just this is what I assume from the
outside looking in ooh sour you're replaying I have a vegetable mukbang to do wait is that
dead ass yes my whole chat has been actually begging me
I
What what type of vegetables I hate vegetables. I'm a grown-up man. I hate this
You saw happen on the news
I know the clav got frame mobs
Oh clav got frame mobs
Why is that not, what is that, what is that frame mod?
You haven't seen it?
What the hell is a frame mod, Ronaldo?
I mean basically, I guess the best way to explain it is basically, Clab was mid-Jesser
booting when a group of foids came and spiked his cortisol levels and the question right
Now that everyone's asking is ignoring the fluids while munching and mugging voids more useful than SMB Chad fishing in the club
I was going to say something about about about
I was going to say something really, really bad
Like he also almost got a CLAV also almost got a career ending
Like after a larp max Stacy tried justifying him on stream by calling him a good boy while he was mid-mog between two low-term normies at ASU
No, yeah, what can I say? What can I what can I not say on this bitch?
We love you NASCAR. We need a W NASCAR in the chat
What can I not say, what can I, can I not say on this bit?
Because my cortisol levels are through the roof right now, man, they're through.
You know what, bro?
You make me happy, you know that?
You make me happy.
Is that what you're telling Bobo after you pissed her off?
Ron?
I'm joining back. I'm joining back.
Alright, thanks.
You said what, Rich?
Is that your manipulation tactics?
My soul don't talk about Boba ever again.
Yo, what I say about the words, bro.
Kaka, kaka, kaka.
Ray, stop jester-masksing.
What's a jester-mask?
Well, it's usually when you're like,
toyed moid. It's like when you're-
Starting lobby?
What was that stupid ass thing about to say bro?
What the hell is a choid moid?
It's when your cortisol levels rise when you're mid-gesture-gesture-maxing when a group of
fully choid moids come up.
Alright bro, let's fucking- listen bro, we gotta get aging.
Actually, actually, actually, let's piss them off.
Let's get a clip.
Let's go.
Wait, what's my break?
What's my break?
I
Do we need a break in this or you just pull gas into him. I don't know which one I don't know
Oh, I don't have a weight under my shit no more
Are you I'm getting I'm getting I'm getting I'm in first. Are you serious the goons? I'm in second. I'm made just the girls
I made just the girls
Chad his Chad fishes in front of me bro. He's fucking night. Oh my god
I'm not gonna write out my
Yes, my quarters way my court my court my my my level to rising
your cortisol level yes, oh
My god, I'm not a agent
Fuck first
I don't want to sound this employee is bugging me this employee is bugging me
Is it a choice or a moiter of white?
No, oh no
She's trying to Stacey Max right now. She's not Becky. She's not Becky. She's trying to Becky Max right now. It's not working.
She's a Stacey. We're Becky Max right now.
We're Becky Max? Yes.
Move, move right now.
Oh my God, Rod! You're trying to frighten my butt, shit!
Rod, I'm gonna try to bug me. Oh, I'm going in. I'm going in for the muck.
I'm up to muck what?
What?
I'm just going to see you got good.
I'm going to see oh my god goody.
Fucking hell bro my cortisol levels are rising.
Push up.
Hello I'm good.
I'm good.
Rod I'm good.
Rod I'm good.
What's that?
Agent.
No.
Agent's in first.
Mog is free.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm pregnant.
I'm pregnant.
It's my way mate.
I'm pregnant.
It's free.
Wait.
Get up.
I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming oh get him quickly
I'm going in I'm going in you see me frame on yeah
Which one which one which was easy bro stop trying to stop trying to be a toy boy boy toy
him okay right now you're facing maxing when you could be Becky maxing please
okay okay I'm going right now I'm in fifth and I'm going I'm in fifth and I'm
right morning I'm going morning go bro go which one's
here okay it's not the end it's not the end we can still do this
Listen, um, we could, we could low key edge max is just a room in the frame that
longer spikes our cortisol. Okay. Should we pick? Should we pick? We could do
hyper trophy maxing or that be a big chat. Wait, wait, chat. Wait, chat. If we,
if we, if we hyper trophy max, would that be peak cope or no?
What the fuck? I'm not pitying. What the hell did you just say?
Chad, my mic locked enough?
Lock in.
I'm actually so locked.
My lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock.
Ron is louder than you.
Hey, call it!
They're fitting fucking settings, boy!
My Bluetooth wheel's working.
What do I now, Chad?
I see Tim.
I see Tim.
I see Tim.
I see Tim.
I see you.
Come on.
your career ending on cortisol spike if you keep trying to LARP max
Please relax
Did you get him, did you get him?
He's in the middle, yeah, I got him.
Hit him again, hit him again.
Oh my God.
Oh my, push it into the wall, I push it into the wall, I push it, I'm right here, I'm
right here.
Come on, jump, jump!
Jump!
Jump!
Oh, oh my God!
I don't want anything!
Oh my, oh my,
I don't want anything!
Yo, I mean, he was made just for booting.
Oh my God, it's Chris Hossai!
Oh my God.
He's going to throw the first splank!
They gotta be splanked,
They gotta be smite, bro.
Oh my god.
Yo, these Kurds all of them are high.
I'm still spitting, fuck.
Oh my god.
What am I doing, donuts?
Can't we're not reset by motherfucker?
What is Ray's doing?
I'm locked, bro.
I'm ignoring the foids while lots of newbies right now.
This is more useful than Chad fishing.
Everyone knows this.
This is probably about 10 days driving,
and we did it to throw.
That's crazy.
If I had these settings on the whole time,
we would have been good.
Chad, if Asians Chad is mad, tell them to go to Rage's
Chad to spread their positivity.
Yo, let's open for a minute.
There has to be a reset.
What's reset button to run?
Oh, no.
GG.
OK, let's make it even now,
There's one more race now we take out Tim the top man
He's the baddest fuck ever
You're the bad the bad the bad the bad the bad the bad I think I think they found your break so you're
Wait, I don't
What do you mean like zero miles probably?
So I take your foot fully off the deck
Yeah, but I can't like I'm not even on the track in the grass. Yeah, it reminds me when I got grief during FNCS
When they took me out. I know how this feels bro. I'm not mad
I will take the hate if I have to run run there by chat there by chat there by chat. They're going crazy
I thought we pushed it there
Fuck no, this is a test
I think you can hold the parade.
I have to do those.
Who the fuck is Cody Ware?
No, we're not good.
Wait, they're saying Wraith.
They're saying Wraith's in first.
What?
Shall we're back in it.
Shall we're back in it.
Ronald, we're back in it.
Lock in.
I think you can hold the parade.
Who the fuck is Cody Ware?
No, we're not good.
I
Ray said you stole the money for his Taiwan family. Yo, what are you guys?
Agency's your cortisol levels of spikes right now. I apologize my car was just fucking up. I don't know
But they're saying raise in personnel who the fuck cares
I'll take you out again, they're gonna, y'all lax me.
You better shoot.
They lax me.
Who's in first?
Me.
Well, I'm not in first, but somebody else is in first.
Who's at in first now? Who's at?
Who's at it? Who's at it?
That's Ray.
Oh, Ray's behind me. Ray's behind me.
Oh my God, I'm griefing him. I'm griefing him.
Oh no, we're gonna get hate threats.
It's over.
Fuck you, whoever this is!
Your time is over!
I think I know her.
Three wide.
You know that door?
Yo Ray, you know what I love you?
You're my, you're my, you're my brother.
But don't pass me, yeah?
Oh fuck, this guy's wobbling.
Hello?
Hey, what the fuck?
No.
Break check this shit!
Hey, check, check, break check him!
Watch his, watch his, watch his.
Wait, what's the break?
AI?
This guy's, this AI's good!
Oh no, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I
I'm a break set this thing. You know, they might be still wrong. We're about to get a thread gate
I'm ready. We're gonna get a person like yours is we've never heard of
That's like in my way right right. Don't touch me right. It's it right now. It's hard to admit. It's W. NASCAR
W script
Wait, I try to get a photo. How many more stages are there? That wasn't even way
I'm hitting again right try to hit you want to make a change now let's get a
nice was that right oh who's in first place right now who's in first place
oh raise claw that's right oh my god oh my god yeah ray one ray one ray one
dude they're still waiting wait we can't go out like this we can't we can't
Finish the grief. Oh, I got a pig picked out
Ray isn't pitting what he's easy selling he's gonna stay first. That's fucked up. He's over. He's sold. He's sold
All right chat in a way, let's go check do we grip this or we play this one serious
YOU FUCKING IDIOT!
Oh my god, you stole my whole game!
What are you doing?
Why would you...
Dude, you're an actual...
You're an actual fucking idiot.
Did you just get paid to do that?
Did you just get paid to do that?
I can't turn around. It makes you invisible.
You fucking morons you guys are raising my cortisol
You fucking sold me why are you a 20 in place with me?
You fucking sold me you
Wait slow down hold on hold on
What happened? What happened? I'm ready. Who's in first? Who's in first?
Here we go. The threads are coming.
I gotta do it again. I think I missed what colors ancient scar
What colors agents caught it's like mine slow down slow down slow down me okay slow down
We got it just you gotta let him pass us
You gotta let him pass us again
This block the whole street
What's up?
What's up?
You annoying fuck leave Emily alone, yo
Yo, I'm waiting
I'm waiting hold on my cortisol levels are fully toy
I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready
They're same agents at first, we need to take them out
Okay, okay, okay, we can do it
How do I drift? I'm low key about it, just like block the whole street
How do you know what they're...
Which one is not strong?
Oh my God, oh my God, it's happening
I've got to do it, I've got to do it, I've got to do it
Do it, do it, do it, do it
No, you bitch!
He fucking is so good, he missed!
They're too fast!
Yes, they're too fast
It's okay. I've got five more tries to do this. What's the trick chat? Do I pick up some gas?
Well, they're too fast wait Rob, are you at I'm bad across the finish line
Are they approaching me they're pushing me they're pushing me
Who's this? What? Who's this? Who's this? Who the fuck is this?
That's Cory J. D. Card, fuck you!
That's a Nazi agent!
Fucking M4! I see his M4 in the ass!
I'm on his ass, I'm on his ass, I'm on his ass!
He's running! He's running! He's running to us!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
We're ready!
Oh my god, this is perfect.
Fuck out of here!
Oh my god, we're about to get it. We're about to get it. We're about to get it.
Did you hit him? Did you hit him?
Yes, I got him. I got him. I got him.
Oh, he's brain-mogged him.
I'm getting ready. I'm getting ready. I'm getting ready.
I got ready. I got ready. I got ready.
Oh, yeah. It's over, bruh.
Oh, it's over. It's over, bruh. We're gonna cook. We're gonna cook.
My first fuck!
You awake in there?
We're done. It's over, bruh. Our careers are over.
Don't say we. You took them out.
took them out
yo is it so good bro
dude why is my core
so tweed moid foeed tweed like
when emily was being a tear so cute emily
but when we'd be obsessed with the problem
Yeah, you know what it is
Wait, where is everybody?
Wait.
AI, handle it, Alderaan.
Who's there?
Isn't that great?
Who the fuck is Chucky the Cheese?
No guys, there's no one behind me on the map.
He's just rich.
That's him
Hey, you better get cancer by the body getting all side is Timmy. What community is that considered?
Who just went out that was a general way, I don't see anyone it's over
Agent spun out. Oh, he's a piece dog shit. Oh, no, Agent. Oh
My god. Oh my god. He's spun out of his own mistake. I'm sorry. Somebody actually love you. You're a great content great
I love you, but I'm sorry bro. I got tear eyes. I got everybody else gotta feel it. Tim. I love you, but it's over gay
You're not having fun today, bro. It's at its cook. There's nobody on the mat
There's one person behind me this week
Oh my god, they're on my ass. Yeah, I'm gonna hate for him. I'm gonna hate for him right now.
What's happening? Yo yo chat!
I apologize, I have to do what I have to do, bro.
Oh yeah, GG to rage.
I think I'm in Paragraphs.
I think I'm in Spectator mode.
They kicked you out the race?
I don't know.
No.
Okay, we got agencies community,
it's in the 10 man community and range of what you need.
Everybody in my chat,
it was, it was, this is Rob's idea.
I gotta see this is Rob's idea.
Don't do that, don't be weird.
This is Rob's idea.
You're just going to the pod, you're going to the pod.
He's just not as a good racer as me
so he didn't get the chance to do it.
This was all right.
Oh no, you said, you said there's zero way
I can hit Asia if he's on.
He's a veteran, sir.
This is rock fast.
Hot of Asia, sir.
Hot of Asia, sir, no.
Asia's so tight.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Emberu got a force!
Wait, what's this Asia get?
Look, let's go down.
Courage, random?
So tell Asia to be mad at Courage, not us!
Yeah, give me mad at Courage, gay!
Orange stole Agent's whole game, he was already immersed.
Yo, I have grunts calling me a loser right now.
I have grunts calling me a loser, gang.
This lame content, it's not content.
This is real life.
They cry.
Let everybody know this was a stable
and all those ideas.
You can go with the Vaude and check.
This was a stable and all those ideas.
You know the Overwatch thing that happened,
we're gonna be in that, bro.
thing is. Wait, what overwatch? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yo, yo, yo, yo. The three communities
are right here right now. That was Stave or Ronaldo. That wasn't me. We're on the different
I chopped some shit because we were on the same team and shit. You could go in the
bar. Oh, that's not me. You're kind of a bitch for that. I'm not gonna lie. If
You're a piece of shit, human.
If you really think about it, if you really think about it, Courage is the one to blame
because he fucked over AJ, and I'll be honest with you, I'll be honest with you, not to
hate Farm, not to hate Farm, NASCAR did tell me that I should grief because I'm in last.
Just saying, just saying.
You gonna be mad at somebody?
You be mad at Courage JD?
You be mad at Sabro Naldo?
You be mad at NASCAR?
You better not go check it. You can't you can't get you know me shout out Nascar for the sponsor. We have you done
Yeah, that's right. Huh? Wait, wait was there money online for a first place?
But did they have money on the life list
Well, there's a hundred thousand online
I
Run run
Is the last race
Rod there's actually there's actual money on this way. I thought it was a joke
Hey, are you fucked up?
They told me they told
No, no, no, no, you fucked up you. This is your plan. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.
We're CC. They're saying we're doing CC homage.
We're CC. She's about rivals game.
Guys, I don't know what you want me to say. They literally told me before the race started to sabotage. I don't know what I literally
those were the instructions given that was literally what was told because we're
in last I don't know what you're gonna do I'm in a hashtag do you want to see my
text messages do you want to see the call before the game started
we love NASCAR you know what I think I think that they thought we wouldn't be
close to agent so we wouldn't be able to sabotage them.
They literally told them we were doing that.
I don't understand.
But we did it!
That was Courage!
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie.
All jokes aside, we're hate-forming, stable,
Renoto, and you're rage-gaming.
Courage JD is the one who took out agent completely.
All jokes aside!
All jokes aside!
Hey, guys!
Tiff the Tap Man fans!
I didn't know who the fuck Chuck ate the cheese was.
I thought it was a bot.
You were in seventh place.
You're not getting any more money yet.
My apologies though, I didn't know who the fuck Chuck ate the cheese one day
Oh, I should have known actually no, I should have assumed yesterday yesterday bro our last time bro
The girls got the troll God forbid the guys troll. It's all worded about people bra
Wait wrong good news. I've been second place
Wait, you're still playing
Wait, what I got kicked out of the lobby
Why did you kill that boy in my comments? What does that mean? Oh, no, wait, did I get
kicked out of the lobby? Wait, why am I invisible? You got DQ'd? What? I'm going to get DQ'd for
something they told me to do? Yeah, I got a lot. I got a lot. You got hold. You got
hold. You got hold. Bro, what this? To be quite frank chat, Ron was told to stop it
dog. No cat. I was literally. Oh my god. Wait, so who won the whole thing for all
the money? Bro playing his box. Wait, so nobody in here? Nobody's in there. Oh,
Oh, oh, oh, it's a private, it's a new one, it's a new one.
Oh my god, it gets run out, Aang.
How about leave this?
They're saying it's over on BlackBald.
Is it over?
This is over.
Bro, I was going to get bossed.
I thought I was cooking, Aang.
Wait, I'm so confused.
Is there no more games or what is this game
more about to play?
Wait, it says if everyone could join the private lobby
here, same password.
Wait, so is this the last one?
Can't can you do this?
Yo, they don't care.
Agent sad farming.
I mean, bro, yeah, I'm not going to lie.
I don't I don't I truthfully don't care.
I'm not going to lie.
I literally said before I got told to sabotage told them and then he said, OK,
bet. So who wants to be mad here?
You want to farm me?
Go ahead.
I actually I don't care.
I actually don't care, bro.
I did ask do not care.
If you want to end a friendship over literally me saying to you,
I'm got I got told to sabotage and then you said okay bet I dare you I'm gonna fuck up your Porsche
What the fuck do you expect?
Holy shit, bro, I'm not even want to ruin your game
Yo, yo agent get fucking back agent you got fucking hit by courage JD not me
Holy shit!
Wait what am I saying chat?
That's the old man that said people are still fucking crying.
I forgot her.
Imagine losing in 2026 to a video game to fucking courage JD.
I fucking swear I would rather oh my god I'm sponsored right now.
Yo yo I'll do fucking crying.
I let fuckin' crime!
All that effing crime, my fault and that's all I love you.
That's all my fault.
Yeah, that's a yeah.
That's a yeah.
Yo, all that crime, I don't care, I don't care.
I don't care for his courage, I don't care for his long, I don't care for the duration of crime.
Agent still won't get...
He's three mil when the sponsorship is over, bro, it's okay, bro, it's okay, bro.
My throw my shit sub only, bro. I'm trying to gesture Max right now and
I it's just actually spiking. Yeah, yeah, y'all, y'all, I go like agency.
Um, sometimes I don't know who viewers it is. We all spiked in my quarters all
like some emphoids. All right, I like emphoids right now, bro.
You're like, act like emphoids.
Chad, if you see any gestures, act like emphoids, call it out, okay?
You're raising my cortisol.
Now shut the fuck up.
Y'all, I need to start bone smashing.
You're subhuman.
This is sad.
You're zaza.
Wait, are we doing another one?
Is this the new one?
I think so.
Listen, bro, why don't we just play and have fun this time?
No griefing, right?
You know what?
Let's just have fun.
is this the new one I think so listen bro why don't we just play and have fun this
time no briefing you know what have fun you know what it is Ron not realizing
what tell me we're never getting invited again what what we're never getting
invited again so we're just natural killers gang yes because when a race but
when it comes to working at this and like griefing and rage with us I don't
know what I'm expecting I literally said I'm going to purposely fuck everyone
over because I got told before the race started fucking ruined it for everyone
listen listen this is a matter
I know I know let's breathe breathe the unfortunate fuckers run out of
breathe that still matters
but they cry just say Matt cuz bad that's it Matt cuz bad that's it
right you can uh make the password to the lobby so that way so who won the
hundred thousand dollars oh okay what's the password the courage and uh
They 100,000 dollars?
Yeah, we don't have that.
We're in the court!
We're out!
Wait, so...
Hey, wait!
Wait, no, no, no!
Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Who was to blame for Curtis to get first?
Not so much shit.
Like, Agent was in first and got hit by Curtis, correct?
Yeah, Curtis, kind of.
BAD!
YOU FUCKING TOY NOINT!
YOU FUCKING TOY NOINT!
YOU TOY NOINT!
Holy shit!
Fucking you. You tried my voice doing some five human fucking jester maxors
Agent wasn't first and courage JD knocked him out
Stop blaming us
You try boys. I'm trying to get your man boy boy mad cuz bad
We're letting them strike our corner the record is on them. We're letting them fucking strike it chill
You got spot out by a fucking chest them
like are you serious you just got
the courage you just got brain mob by
chorus JD yo that's your daddy game
courage your daddy deal with it
here bro that's not a skill issue
the frame log dude simple as that I
don't know
you have an echo going on I think
I think agent to get frame mod by
courage game I thought agent was
him okay
no I actually cannot believe we
stopped on that we've ruined that
he literally lost he literally
literally lost two courage, two courage.
Listen, Ron, what are we doing this race?
We going clean or are we what?
I don't know, I'm right now, I'm PSL eight terror chad
and right now this guy is PSL six true chad.
He's not on my level, I'm a framework.
Not in a line, not in a line, NASCAR,
they said NASCAR scripted a Kingsman clip, Jesus.
No, this is not a case of a situation, bro.
This is not a case of a situation, bro, chill.
Chill.
Rage maximum?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Do we have a rage maximum?
Yo.
Wait, I don't mind the rage, bro.
Bro, I'm not gonna lie.
He low key, he lost.
He lost to Kurt City.
Not like all jokes aside, Chad.
He was in, give me the clip where he got split out
by Kurt.
Someone give me the clip.
Someone does.
I saw it.
I literally saw it in front of my face, gang.
I was like, who that's pretty?
I saw a date.
Wait, hold on, hold on.
I think Agent Eden for college, bro.
Don't make no joke.
Don't make no joke.
He's breath of color.
He's still...
Kingsman was broke.
Everyone in the sponsor's a millionaire.
And Agent is the richest one here, GG.
chat on a serious note though with these new settings I think we get top three
every time no cap
agent needs a new car
I would get it if we genuinely ruined it but first and second place dead ass
knocked each other out I can't be mad at that that's just cinema that's dead
That's that's that's just it. Listen, this is wrong. It's cinema, but they need someone to blame there. They're afraid of daddy
They're afraid of big daddy courage nipple
Let's get it if agent was in second place all I'm gonna say is he would take out courage
Simple as that that's right. Wait for it like I don't know
Are you getting copypasta right now a little bit dude you're actually a piece of shit
It's Asia gonna be like this is my cousin that is a y'all. I can't do it. All right. That's right
Let's race clean. We're gonna clean race race clean brother, right?
Well, I think we're gonna be number one. I think we're probably gonna be number one. Okay. Yeah. Oh my god
You're about to get hateful
Don't touch any cars, Ron. Don't touch no cars.
No, I'm gonna, I'm gonna touch the 8-part 1-team, but hold on.
Oh, no, no, no, no. We're pulling the game.
You ever join K? You ever join K?
It's over for you.
They're on my meat right now. They're trying to take me out.
This yellow car's trying to take me out, Ron. Help me. Help me.
L. Jason.
What? I'm reading a joke.
They're saying I'm the next CC. I don't know what that means.
Yo. Yo, who is this?
Who is this? Who's the yellow car? Who is this?
Yeah, I'm taking a solo. I'll be fucked. I'll take a solo.
I'll take a solo.
They're saying we're CC Maxing.
I just hooked into it. I just hooked into it. I just hooked into it. I just hooked into it.
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
I'm gonna hit him. Is that how it is?
Yo, Andy, you suck, bro. Yo, Andy.
Andy, you're ass-gagging my fingers right.
I
Look, you feel a tight pain in my chest my quarters all actually spiking
Get back on a trap the boy check we get 50 gifted right now for this segment
if you want it.
You're Carlo.
Us!
I almost got deglobed.
Oh my god, it was the settings the whole time.
It was literally the settings the whole time, Jim.
I can't believe every fucking week,
because of the goddamn settings.
Settings, right?
Well, I've been the first the whole time, gang.
NASCAR said, oh, NASCAR gave a free code
to my chat. W-R. Thank you for the free code, man.
Get a NASCAR.
We get a W NASCAR in the chat.
Hopefully they invite us back.
We had a lot of time.
A lot of fun time.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
good iron.
Drop on me if you had a fun time during the NASCAR
segments.
Oh, my God!
Who the hell is?
That's a chat!
Who is this chat?
Oh, my God, it's chat.
Oh, my God, there's people in the chat.
Oh, my God, you shared code.
Oh, my God.
Yo, ladies!
Bro, A.J.C. trying to get back, bro.
A.J.C. trying to get back.
You know, I'm having a blast right now.
Wait, I just realized my wheels are moving.
What?
You literally robbed them out of $100,000.
You got the long chat, bro.
You gotta go to currency he said today currency either watch out watch that hit maneuvered in buddy
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll get back for Asia ready look
Is that you behind me
A place to you in
Oh
No
It's fucking toy boy this there's an employee on me right now. There's an employee trying to kill me right now
Who is this employee?
Bro, it's drunk rolls agency it encourage
I'm gonna pick it over you fuck
No.
GG's in the chat, bro.
GG's in the chat.
Can we get a W NASCAR for the one-time chat?
NASCAR?
Let me get a 5-on. Let me get a 5-on. Oh, that didn't...
NASCAR is officially over.
Wait, I got this Kinect.
Oh, they kicked us.
They kicked me.
Let's get a W NASCAR in the chat, man.
Make sure y'all get the newest NASCARs, the greatest game ever, bro.
Shout out NASCAR and shout out courage JD for briefing agent
W NASCAR courage your bad guy
Your bad guy guy why don't you brief agent like that? You need to do that one thousand to find this super car
Yo, I'm gonna unplug my wheel real quick. There you go
NASCAR and chat
Oh, you're plugging a wheel already. You know, you don't you don't want to run something. I
I'll be right back. All right, it's the agent crashing out
They said you just crash it out. It's not my problem, bro. That's courage is problem. That's courage. That's daddy courage problem
That's daddy courage problem. All right y'all peace out rage. I love you
You know I'm playing naster oxygen which you yeah, just like old times
Wait, I just rocked the humanizing slang term for women short for femoid is
I don't know what I've been saying.
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
Wait, this whole time, I thought this was just
hate-belief words.
I thought we were making words.
Oh my god, I did not know what those words were.
I swear my life.
I swear all my life.
Oh my god, I had no clue what these words meant.
Words, y'all, we were spamming it, gang.
Gee-gees, I have one nose here, though.
We didn't actually need it.
That's not what matters.
Twitter doesn't know, gang.
Yeah, but look, bro, all I was reacting to
It's like that's what I was reading
Whatever bro. Well, no, I know we're not in cells. We love women here and I love men
So shout out to all the women and men in the chat if you're a woman dropping me in trusty something every woman in my chat
It's about to get mod so
The all the PR you gank, you garnered from the brunch guy, reverse.
So it was a PR chat.
Rage and one thing about CC and Zaza Max.
Yeah, I go live with us and CC is also a shit.
We were off some CC is also a shit.
All right, chat. Ron, how you feeling?
This is the greatest thing I've ever...
He's got him!
This is straight brain rot.
He's got him!
Rage, you're not... what?
Look, he switched my game.
All right, y'all, I'm gonna see you soon.
Wait, hold on. Let me see.
The term void is you took it by very misogynistic men who have no value for women in such language
Yeah, but we didn't know about that
Wait, look at the clip, look at this
What clip?
He was about to pass emerald?
He was passing emerald
Yo, send me the clip, send me the clip
Someone send me the clip, send me the clip
Courage, spot him out
No, no, let me see that
It's courage is fall
Let me see
I've seen that motherfucker spit out right in front of my face game
W W mod
No courage I go live
I go I agent is moody fucking maxi and this put
Even know what we're saying we're gonna get canceled. I fuck it bro. I love you, Ben
Love you there
Oh, that was fun while I last said W NASCAR, that's by my last NASCAR stream, unless they
invite me again.
It's very sad.
Did everyone enjoy watching it though?
Bro, on my soul, I got told before the event to grief everyone.
What did I do?
I actually was a W. I told agent, yo, I'm going to grief you.
Told extra Emily and them, I'm going to grief you.
Told Tim the Tapman, I'm going to grief you.
said good luck and I might even want to ruin it was courage all right shall we
just IRL let's get some W's going bro chat for anyone who doesn't know we're
doing London in a couple days and then we also have a rocket league tournament
on the 15th my teammate is Lacey so we're gonna get some reps in it's with
Jinxy and all those people we're going to London the 17th to the 21st
Confirmed or the 20th excuse me
Yeah, and then tomorrow we're doing a stream with likes. I don't know if it's with Laker players
I don't know who it is, but apparently Luca Donovic is gonna be there done it done chick done
Don't stick done Bob, but I don't know and I'm getting my body scan tomorrow and I'm getting my body scan tomorrow
Holy shit, man, I was actually like maxing right there
My court is on level. I didn't even know what a void was, bro.
I'm not even kidding. Sorry to any ladies in the chat. Do I have your forgiveness?
I'm not even kidding. I'm not an incel. I actually love women.
Women are my favorite people in the world.
You know what's crazy? Boys wouldn't be anything about a woman in the world. That's just the truth.
I'm actually getting out of here.
I'm gonna just stand and keep her up.
Hello?
You're supposed to be my fucking safety!
Not a fucking curl!
What the fuck do you want?
What's up, Moit?
What are you doing?
Are you ready to go get fucking vegetables?
Of course I'm ready.
Why do you look so fatigued?
I was just gonna say that.
Uh, it was a really good segment.
Little hip?
Yeah, I was CC Maxing.
Oh, you were CC Maxing?
Yeah.
You ready to do the muckbang?
Yeah, I'm ready. You ready to go?
I think so.
Where's he at?
He's in the kitchen.
Should we go and get groceries?
I'm at last here.
Yo, Choddy!
I think they're outside.
Hey, what?
No, they were about to grow.
They're Choddy.
What are you doing?
Huh?
What are you whispering?
Nothing.
What was you whispering?
Drew, your face is so unappealing.
Okay.
It's like melting.
If your face is like it's melting, then it's like it's melting.
Okay.
It's like a melting.
If your face is like it's melting always.
So is your face.
What are you cooking?
A little sun in the summer.
Wait, we're not doing a vegetable mukbang?
No, I'm not doing a mukbang. I'm just pre-gaming right now.
You're pre-gaming a mukbang?
Yeah.
Throw some cheese on that bitch.
You're never gonna get a six pack.
Yes I am. This is healthy.
I gotta actually log my calories.
What did I get today?
I had a barbell, right?
And then, you want to grab the tortilla and you want to flip it.
What are you making?
Like that.
Oh, Lacey.
Yep.
What are you making?
What do you mean?
This is so bad.
You're pre-gaining a muckbang?
Yes.
You're pre-gaming a muckbang, yes!
Wait, they're saying you put so much damn fucking cheese!
No, no, no, trust me.
Wait, where are these?
What's this?
Yeah, a little churchana.
Look, and then now I'm gonna smash the cedar firma.
Take it.
Flip it.
I'm gonna cook a little bit.
At least he's the thing Ron has, of course.
What?
Fucking idiot.
Stop eating this fucking shit.
Ow!
Stop eating this shit.
No!
I need to get my protein in.
This is not protein.
This is just cheese and bread.
Okay, what do cheese make from it?
Spoiled eggs.
What's eggs?
Protein.
Is it hot?
Ooh.
Ooh.
And then you have a little snot mower with this.
What's wrong with this?
Are you here?
I think it's my friend.
Grab this here.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
Yo!
What's up, man?
Yo, how do you say bulk?
Is it bulk or bulk?
What the f*** is that?
Stop it, stop.
It's bulk.
Exactly, bulk.
Bulk. It's Bulk. Bulk!
No, you're saying Bulk. It's not B-O-W-L.
I'm not saying that. It's Bulk. Bulk.
No, you're such a...
Are we fucking serious?
You're saying Bulk. Bulk.
No, Bulk. Bulk. Bulk. Bulk.
No, Bulk. Bulk. Bulk.
It's fucking Bulk. It's Bulk.
It's fucking...
It's fucking Bulk.
You motherfucker! You're pissing me off!
What?!
I'm not eating cheese!
I'm on a diet!
I'll lock money for something about that.
What are you eating?
I'm eating grilled cheese.
You don't have a little piece.
Dad, there's something wrong with it. What's wrong with it?
Well, first of all, I just ate half of it.
The fridge is off for two days, and that cheese is in the fridge.
Dude, there's no protein in this.
I don't want to try it, no.
I don't want to try it.
You're awesome.
What are you talking about?
Dogs?
Dogs?
What do you mean dogs?
I have a dog on a grill.
What are you talking about?
No, this is so good, I'm not kidding.
It's cheese.
It's a real cheese.
That's just fat.
That's literally saturated fat, just nothing.
No, this is so good I'm not kidding.
It's cheese.
It's a real cheese.
That's just fat. That's literally saturated fat.
It's nothing.
Not true, actually.
What do you even have a dog on a grill?
Bro, what are you doing?
We're supposed to do a vegetable mukbang.
I am, but I'm pre-gaming.
You're eating Goisla.
Look.
What is it?
See, she did green shit on her mom dogs?
That's molds.
I think. Not sure, actually.
Alright, look at that. I got you, Lee. I'll come right back. I'll come right back.
I'll be right back.
I'm not drinking much, man.
I'm dead.
Are you toy moody, my toy toy?
It's a cloudy one.
It is kind of cloudy.
I owe clouds in the chat.
Drop an L-Clouds with a gifted sub with it.
Well, you know it's going to be freezing in London,
colder than New York.
Well, that's why we gotta fucking leave the time to him.
We're going to be freaked out of our mind.
It's not like it's that cold.
Bro, I think it's like seawall ditch.
Y'all!
I'm ready to go.
Bro, Lacey's eating bullshit.
Switch, switch, switch.
Where's he, where's he?
Well, so apparently it's brick outside in London.
Oh yeah, I know.
It's gonna rain too.
Are we soon gonna do everything we wanna do?
Ooh, that one day might be long.
Is it cooked?
Have you been eating that?
Look at me.
Stop it, stop.
I'm gonna be fucking eating it up.
Yo, Lacey!
You can go with him, I need socks.
Lacey!
I'm getting shoes.
Look, look at the girl.
What the fuck is your job then?
Uh, let's make you freeze up when I walk past you.
Yo, are you dead-ass cooking right now?
What are you cooking?
Hey, dogs.
Come on.
Hey, dog.
Hey, dog.
Hey, dog.
Hey, dog.
Hey, dog.
Three dogs.
Coming up, young girl.
I'm not that kind of guy.
He does.
Find no chicken in there?
I do, there was chicken inside.
You know, look like.
Wait, did this a great grill?
What the fuck?
Where's the no chicken?
We need to talk a little bit here real quick.
I don't want to get into this, but listen.
Let's be honest.
It's February.
He goes to the States every year.
I know, yeah.
He's gonna walk in.
Yeah, I know.
No more door to.
I know, yeah.
maybe three weeks. Right, go lose some weight. She's off the jawline. Don't get fat again, okay?
What's going to happen? What's going to happen to the girl?
Oh, I'm going to have to suspect about you. Okay?
He's starting off with a vegetable mock day.
Yeah.
While we're there, let's sneak some chicken, some protein into the car.
We'll cook it up after the vegetables.
Ryan!
What are you talking about?
What's up, dude?
What are you talking about?
What are you guys talking about?
What?
What are you talking about?
You dogs.
What are you doing?
I'm not fucking messing.
Why? Why are you just a fat slob?
Is there chicken?
No.
Is there chicken anywhere we can cook on?
We're supposed to be doing a mukbang.
Let's go do it.
Surely it's fine, right?
What is it?
September 30th, 2025.
I've get the dough.
Yeah, you're a fucking dumbass.
I don't think these green stuff's mold.
Oh, can you see it?
I'm not gonna sign it.
Can you see it?
Oh no, that's gotta be, is that pepper or no?
Oh hell no.
Oh hell no.
Oh hell no.
Have you ever seen those videos?
Wait, how long has that been expired for?
Since September.
So that's like, since my birth, it's about a year.
Before the summer gone.
Yeah, that is disgusting.
Do not eat that.
Ew, what is that juice coming out?
sausage. Oh that looks fine. No? Take a bite. That looks fine. Take a bite. I'm gonna close
off and I'm gonna take a little bite. Everyone knows it tastes better on top. Everyone. That's
right. That's right. Just blow it. Yeah, but I feel like it's a little too hot. Just blow
it on it. I might even keep, you imagine what it feels like to get from them all. I probably
feel like I wanted like two or three of these stacked up on each other. Oh my god. Touch
in a right spot, in a right spot.
What are you actually about to?
Oh, wow, you're fresh.
Oh, that's disgusting.
Oh, you're gonna get some of the poise.
Oh, no.
Kill it.
Can you trim them so far?
No.
Yeah, bro.
It's so good you should eat another one.
Take another bite.
One of the crazy part is
you just had a food poisoning.
So...
That's why I'm trying to go bite.
do not do you know what is that smell is they see I don't know what you just
eat I'm not even here it's like sausage no that doesn't mean it was a little
funky yeah that's me smell okay I'll throw this smell it you want the one
you want to smell it you know don't like that's what a big 10 gift and they
appreciate you I can we can we are can we make like what occurs so we're
We're doing a vegetable mukbang.
Yeah, so what do we need?
We need every type of vegetable.
Every type of vegetable.
Bro, you know the rules.
Yeah.
The rules are whatever vegetable is on the table, you have to kill it.
It's one of each.
That's right, I finished it.
Everyone's got to finish it.
And there's no sauce, I know nothing.
I know nothing.
He's a dry vegetable.
If you don't want to get part of it, bro, just say you don't want to be part of it.
I'm not on the line, but I see you don't want to get part of it.
All right, this is, bro.
I don't know where we can go to get food though, because I got kicked out of
Ralph's yesterday.
Don't worry.
Wait with me again.
I went in there and there's a girl named Anna who got really mad at me, but it was during Super Bowl.
Anna? Yeah.
Because that was that Anna.
If you're with me and Mike was there, we're gonna trust me.
Was that Anna with the, like, the bon cut?
I don't know.
Why do you know her?
I'd be enough to know.
Y'all don't want to give it a big 25 gifted!
Boom, boom, boom, boom!
That's so lost love.
Damn, everyone's getting gifted around here.
Give me 25.
Damn, I'm thinking of a 5 gifted.
Hey Ron, thank you.
Can we get like 10, 15?
Listen, let's fucking get our groceries. You said you know the dude Michael. Yeah, Michael. I know Michael
And I know security are there, so we're not gonna get you guys
You know, I'm here with you know, I'm like this weekend
What? Yeah
I don't think there's a flex. Yeah, he's asked a little loose
What are you saying? I know what you did. I know what you did wait. Let's take your new car
All of us convertible. Yeah, but how are there's one two three four five, bro? We're ruining the content, bro
Let's take your time. Come on
One two three four. Oh, yeah, let's go. I don't play game. I
No boy with the big hunch!
I don't feel like getting a piece.
I like the cars the way they move.
What's in your car that you don't want me to miss it?
Nothing. You fucking take my car all the time.
Bro, how are you getting so many gifts that I'm getting one bit?
Why, bro? Just...
This chat is so broke, I hate it.
Let's go, bro, take it in your car.
That's my ass car. That's Michael fucking Rubik's blood.
I'm moving by you know
Be honest Martin took it
What the fuck?
Wait where's Rocky?
Oh fuck
Look at this shitty ass car
Fuck you
Hey it's my car
What is this?
We should eat off your wing
I hear it parks in the rock spawn there's a lot of pollination on it
Yeah I know it's cuck, this pollen is starting to form which means I'm gonna start snuzin
I know y'all saw me do, um, talk more, but this came out, he actually calls me.
That's Captain. Let me see it.
Let me see it.
Let me see it.
Let me see it.
Touch my callable wallet.
Let me see it. Open it.
Do it again.
Huh?
Do it again.
No, they only called me when I wanted to call me.
He's a wallet calls him.
It's a fucking tracker, cause he's fucking loose all the time.
You're like my fucking grandma.
I
What up, what up on my bananas that
What up my bananas that you got nice and all my party
Party, but what's it wasn't a party they wouldn't take your butt for forming. No, I would never fucking do ball
You so weird why would anybody take my butt?
So you know what no one brought it all I party you know no one brought it all I
Y'all didn't a fucking car actually bro you're getting mad defensive. We're just trying to make
In the car with the best driving up
I don't know what you're talking about.
Why is there just three bananas in the center console?
I don't know.
I wanna rock your body!
Alright, so welcome to the best driver of all time, okay?
Okay.
Last time Drew enlist in the car with me, we fully, we fully flipped.
So, it's lock-in.
Oh, please no.
No, no, it's fine, it's fine.
It's fine.
I actually have PTSD from you.
Yeah, it's fine.
Dude, it's all good, bro.
No, you have OBCB.
I don't have that anywhere.
What's OBCB?
You were a fucking
Be honest, bro, right boy. Are you gonna ask a little?
Just like I mean
You mean by some like
Also, he offered you a million dollars to fuck you
Hit something
What did you see we wanted to actually
But we should just come here
This would be this carbon way cooler if you had a Ferrari pure song way stop
Yes, bro imagine how cool you would be
Are you fucking like you you're so fucking
I feel like bro the AMG is not your body.
Bro you need a Ferrari, think so?
I know so.
You should go back to the dealership and get your money back.
How much is a Ferrari per person?
500,000.
Dude, but it's a tax right off.
6000 pounds?
Yes it is.
Wait is that your one?
Yup.
Yup.
Good I'm a Ferrari.
You're not like that.
That's not my body.
That's not my body.
So, okay, let's pre-game, what's your guys' hero vest?
Stop, stop, stop, stop!
Stop, you fucking idiot!
I'm gonna hit a dog!
Fucking god!
Well, it's not even the best ride in this house, seriously.
We're not, am I fans?
I'm gonna auto-connect it.
Don't ever talk over the car.
That's a 10 gift in Iran. I just saw that bro. Thank you
Why don't we drop like a like not a coin? Why don't we drop like a course?
How to be like us there'd be so many who that would love to see we have three sections
What could be the modern section?
What even the percentage though before like people buying like
They could buy the whole course and it would come with all three sections
Oh yeah, thanks.
How much would it be? $50 each? $150 for the course?
No, like $4,000.
$3,000.
$5,000 each.
$5,000 each, that's not bad.
So $3,000 for the whole course, they could buy it?
I was talking with my girlfriend yesterday.
I was sleeping in my room.
I haven't gone home.
Yep.
And then she was like,
she was talking to me and she said,
she said, not a bad shout.
I was like,
No, she didn't.
I was like, one I am.
Like, and she was being serious.
She didn't say, not a bad shout.
She said, nabs, nabs, nabs.
Um, looks like we can't save anyone.
Fucking... oh wow.
She ruined it from there.
She said nabs.
She's crazy now.
Yeah, nabs.
So she just made a cringe for us, or what?
I was like, maybe a little Robin Maros with some sex?
Not a bad shout?
Not a bad shout at all, actually.
Wait, what?
Robin, are you fucking serious?
We about to go eat yesterday?
No, I'm not eating.
Are you fucking serious?
Don't kiss me.
No, Robin Maros is healthy.
They have another grilled chicken.
No, but I'm not eating it.
What did you eat?
I didn't eat anything.
I didn't eat anything.
I didn't eat anything last night besides a bear barrel barbell
What do you mean what what I do wait are we gonna get kicked out of here?
I don't have an alternative spot. I'm telling you with me at Ralph's
You are good, I'm very good at the killer ops.
Yeah, can someone tell me why the weather is so bad recently?
Did someone like do something to the weather?
It's doomsday!
Thank god you're good looking, bro.
Michael Rubin, if you're Michael Rubin's play toy.
Yo, what the fuck is, mom?
Holy fuck no shit.
You're dead ass Michael Rubin's toy.
Oh, why are you so...
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Fuck no shit.
It's gonna get rainy?
I hate rainy days.
Actually, am I doing that lights it shut your fucking ass up?
Having a conversation. I'm getting my bad. I think it's rainy. Can we all take our shirts off and like go in the in like try to
That'd be kind of fun
I love rainy days. Yeah, right now. There's a type a type B conversation and we're gonna see you later, okay?
Okay, so a horse walks into a bar on a Friday, okay
Now this horse is enjoying its day.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Ah!
What are you doing there, shit?
Oh, my God!
You're fucking bananas flying everywhere!
You fucking chalk off!
Drive the fucking car right!
And we're in a school zone right now.
There's kids walking.
Holy shit.
All right.
All right, continue to story.
I don't want a ton of salt.
No, we don't have one of the horse walks into the bar.
The horse walks into a bar.
It was a Friday.
Kind of similar like today, but it was three days later.
three days after he gets a margarita he gets a lemon drop he gets a special
martini yeah what is the horse's name stable no no it's not like it's a
looking for her you're just fucking guessing on me it's like fucking
listen to the story wait why is there a news thing at this gas station should we
go to it let's go check out first check out first check out first well we can't
go there park at rouse look garland fucking idiot there's cars there make a
right make a right okay okay okay over over so we can walk into that we can do
whatever it's free price all we can why is there so many cameras look over
someone won the lottery and we were at that thing I'm gonna rob them I'm gonna be
so mad it's just rob them all right chat I'm channel you guys saw there's like
any second right now bond will be here to ask how many likes he gets me
here every time because he gets you going to right here Marlon he's got
That's wrong. That's wrong. That's my boy.
Marlon, where are you parked?
You just passed by.
Oh fuck.
What are you doing?
This is fucking fun.
I wanted to park right there.
Dude.
Oh my god, there's a car behind you.
Marlon, Marlon, Marlon.
They start driving, come on.
Stop!
Oh shit.
He's getting off.
Oh shit, guys.
Oh fucking Panic and fuck.
I'm going.
Where are you?
Fuck you.
Where are you?
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
You toyed.
He's right there, bro.
You're fucking raising my cortisol right there.
No, no, no, no.
You chose the tightest system.
This is a motorcycle spot.
Oh, I want a motorcycle.
Just right there.
I got it.
I really want a motorcycle.
I don't care.
OK.
I'm about to frame mug you.
Oh no.
That's bad.
Yo, yo, you come close to the car on the right side.
No, and you're actually on the right side.
close this one it's fine it's fine
careful it's a lot of space there yeah
Hold it
Bro you're over the line
It's all over the place.
Wait, what's going on on the news?
That's the letter.
We're in the whole set.
What do you think they're doing? Do you think it's a movie or do you think it's...
I don't know, let's go find out.
It's our gas station. They can't fill here without our permission.
This is our gas station.
Oh, that's two buses.
My bus was like half the size of that.
Yeah, it's got to the legal way right now.
Oh, it's a bugle.
Quickly cross your arms.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Come on.
Come on, come on.
Come on, do it.
Oh, no, no, no.
Just a lot of cap, cap, cap, cap.
Look, it's the year of the horse.
Who are you?
Who are they filming?
That was so cool.
That was so cool.
That was so cool.
God, we look like such losers right now.
We look like such losers right now.
It's just IRLing, like a camera.
It's like, I guess the movie.
I wish I would guess.
Dude, they might know you.
They might be like, that's Michael Rubin's guy.
Michael Rubin.
Michael Rubin.
Michael Rubin.
Michael Rubin.
What?
You wanna start again again?
Fuck you!
What?
His house is next to you guys at the Super Bowl.
Oh, you think?
Oh, that's for some, man.
That's for some.
Thanks for coming out of the house.
I appreciate your coming.
Are you gonna fish here?
Yeah, of course.
They're frame-mogging us.
They're frame-mogging us.
My cortisol is gonna get in your face.
Let's go, Martin.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
What are you guys filming?
Wait what are you guys filming?
Anyone here under an NDA?
Anyone here under an NDA?
Is it for a movie?
Yeah, is it actually?
Yeah, have you guys ever heard of the Manny's movie?
Yeah, I've heard of it.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Uh, are we going to show you?
This is tomorrow's Michael Ruben's play toy.
Oh, it's not even open?
Oh, so where's the crossline where you guys read today?
My whistle
Fucking manies movie
What's next must do like
I can't, anything I do now is strong already, I'm overpriced.
What is that made of?
Listen, listen to our vegetable buck dang, fuck them, let's outperform them moving.
What are you doing?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Oh, what's up?
Oh, fucker man, let's do it, let's do it, let's do it.
Hi Marlin! Hi Marlin! See you on the other side man! Oh my god! I love your dog! I fucking love that horse!
Oh my god, I love that cute dog. That's expensive. He grew up in Beverly Hills.
Get let up! It's kinda raiding.
Our cortisol levels are rising.
Watch this.
Wait, this is low key hardcore parkour.
Oh yeah?
That was awesome.
Alright ladies, your turn.
Oh, you're such a bot.
I'm such a bot, you had to put your whole fucking bot on it, you fat fuck.
Michael Rubin's playing toy right there.
I'm gonna probably stop saying that before I get killed.
You're nuts.
I won't call and I'll get you fucking going off the surface.
Alright.
Fuck.
No one's calling.
No one's calling.
No one's calling.
No one's calling.
I wouldn't you call the water
Yeah, of course
We got you guys you got you guys your sauce on coffee time. Yeah sauce. Yeah, I've got a girlfriend
What are you guys doing here?
What about a new vegetable?
Vegetables?
Oh, you're on the green light.
Yeah, we're going to lock you in.
We don't waste your time.
You guys are going to take it for you guys?
Oh, yeah, that would be great.
I'm not a camera man.
I'm not a assistant.
Alright, back.
Careful careful of Anna I'm dead serious
I'm going to get the vegetables, bro.
That guy's in pursuit already.
Take a right, take a right.
We need to start cutting around, we need to start cutting around.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my god, it's the cutest dog ever.
Got pet him?
Got pet him?
Oh no, it's Anna. I gotta go.
Oh no, it's Anna.
How did she find me?
How did she find us?
She knows our route.
God damn it.
We gotta go to the next door.
What the fuck did you do with her?
Anna's on.
No, she's not.
It's long though she was already.
Was she as she was?
Uh, so.
Morning afternoon.
God, span the word, Roddordy. I'm dead serious.
I'm over, bro.
Can't have fun no more.
I wish we'd get it. Oh my God.
Is that a display of vegetables at earworn?
HELL NO!
It matters how much I'll be like.
You get to take out a mortgage.
Fucking three days.
What was it staring at, bro?
Let's go find it.
This kitchen?
It's the Ron Doherty.
Man the word, I'm dead serious.
It's the next Sidemen shit.
It's the Sidemen tweet, no, it's just Ron Doherty, bro.
Mods are actually D1.
Where should we go?
I don't know.
How does this feel?
Wait, was she actually in there?
You were filming?
Bro, I take a right.
I dodge security.
I'm on hot pursuit.
I take a left.
You can't be recording in here.
Yo, I knew it, bro.
And how did she...
You didn't say that?
How did she find me?
No, that was insane.
That was like a record time.
But I've always recorded in there.
Oh, she doesn't like me.
Did you do some dirty or no?
No, I walked in.
I said, I'm trying to buy some stuff.
And she said, you need to leave.
And I was like...
You don't need to leave.
You don't need to leave.
You don't need to leave.
And I was like, I don't need to leave.
Whatever.
I'm waiting for Lacey.
Where's Lacey?
Hey, where's the fuck's Lacey at?
Is Lacey still in there?
What are they saying?
He didn't get kicked out of jail.
Just put the camera up and solve the laces in,
Jessica's on the phone.
I'm banned from this fucking place at this point.
Oh, tell Lacey I'm.
He's just in there filming.
Oh, she hates me.
I don't know what I'm going to do.
Can you?
OK.
You want me to talk to her?
Shall I go in my ways?
Let's see if she says anything.
You know what?
You go in your ways.
Yeah, I'll wait right here.
And then she says you can't record anything.
Yeah?
Why are you laughing?
I mean, Roshi, I'm banned, I guess.
What if she lets me record?
Bro, why don't you just talk to her?
I'm so sorry, man.
Yeah, yeah, let me out.
Right, right.
I'm so sorry, man.
I don't know.
Let me scare her.
Let me scare her.
I got her.
I got her.
Oh wait someone got kicked out.
Did you get kicked out?
I got kicked out.
Hey, did you get kicked out or not?
No, no, no.
It's like all of shit.
Did you get kicked out or not?
No. Anna kicked me out.
Anna's here? Yes.
She ran into me. Can you tell her I'm sorry?
What did she say to you?
Oh, oh.
Is that you?
Nah, I won't okay.
I've talked to her kids before.
Oh, God?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
Tell her.
No, we won't record you.
Bracey, they said we're here to do what you like to say.
Oh, yeah, no, what the fuck?
and I want to apologize I want to apologize I had mad joke with me my
cortisol levels are high I
what did I say I lied about they're all on me look watch put the camera on
I don't have a camera.
Yo, I don't have a camera in the chat.
I'm not supposed to film because can you stand this way so I have something to film too?
There we go. See now we're going to film this other way.
Let me see what the chat says. They're saying ill.
Yo, can you guys stop saying ill?
They're calling.
No, I think they're talking about me.
No chance.
They don't really think I'm Marley.
I look you've been mugging. I've been bone mashing.
You've just been eating.
I've literally been bone mashing, bruh.
You've been just eating.
I've been bone mashing. You're lying.
You've been bone mashing shit.
Just eating straight Goislaw.
I don't eat Goislaw. I literally ate a very healthy meal today.
What are you doing? Trying to get my...
My chisel's drawn on?
Trying to get any little bit of you that I can possibly fucking get.
I look... I'm on.
Who just sent us a chud off, bruh?
First of all, it's a Marlin versus Chud.
You are not compatible with Marlin, bro. Marlin is up here. You're fucking you're like down here
You're down there second
Okay, we're fucking white
Now it's a bit of a story now it's been a story
Oh, yeah
Wait there my balance is gone
but I got missed other than told you to we do YouTube
where did Michael get moved to
I think move Michael chat down the street
fucking Michael bro that'd be Michael bro we're going to Michael you know she's
She said, you won't believe what she said.
What?
She said, she said, for her, it said hello to her kids.
No, I think I said hello to her kids before too.
Like, when we first moved in.
I told her to hide her kids and she came to her house.
She was like, you said you were going to buy $10,000
for homeless people.
And you didn't.
You're a liar.
You're a liar.
No, I said I didn't.
I'm not a liar about beating the homeless people.
Yeah, Ron, I thought she was mad at you for filming her.
But she was mad at you for lying to people.
I think you heard it.
I literally did that.
Yeah, but why she's so pressed over that
Get your Alron though
So Michael's cool Michael so cool Michael's hello. Hope Michael's at the other way. There's a rock side of tree Michael so cool
Let's go there. I think I met Michael before he's a goat
Who's Michael my Michael at least Michael?
What you just said bullshit. Okay, what are you eating?
Go his lot. Got me anybody. Are you serious?
Oh
Okay, thank you good gum, right?
Why is everybody fucking smacking the fucking car?
So does this fucking sauce
That is gas. I know so John that's gas
I know I'm going to back up to the car or no. No, you just know all the cool stuff. You're so cool
No, no, you got cooler ones. He used that party
You know that felt thing?
He got a lot cooler. Not richer too than that. Yeah, but actually there's one thing he had to do though. I got a lot richer
You didn't have to sacrifice humans inside by something. I didn't want to for it. I'm fucking my home. Okay
Where's the next mouth fat? To the right. To the right?
Are you sure?
Shall I run him over or no?
Not a bad shot.
Wait, I just realized school just got out.
What do you happen?
Damn it, 346?
Drop on me if you just got back from school.
That's pretty late, isn't that?
Put chat on screen?
Hell, run!
Run!
Do it!
Runs!
Can we get a W?
Just a W.
I'm missing that letter.
What's your favorite song at the moment?
Shut the fuck up.
I like Body.
Body?
My favorite body by who my dog Oliver
Like you wanna hold on I think it just came out
You said it's me
No song I really like
It's from Joji's album. It's pretty good. Isn't that sad music? It's called love you less. I think it's pretty good
It's sad, but it's pretty good. I like Joji's new album. You don't think that listening to sad music fucks up your brain
Yes, I'm pussy no this thing is that oh jude jude too is pretty good
To get you to jude two. What is that an axis deluxe oven?
It's called jude you yeah
You know my favorite longings
I hate that song man, every time I hear it I get confused to you.
When I type this in, look, nothing comes up anymore.
See?
I don't know what it is, I have no idea what it is.
You should have rubbed it this way.
Uh-huh.
I just keep going straight.
Total on the camel behind you.
Yeah, they keep saying that much
What does that mean?
I don't even...
I didn't explain it to you
Whoa, why am I on a car just going red?
So, tote this in an L-N-L-A riding a camera right now
Yeah
Really, Jeff?
What's up, fairy vegetable?
Ooh
You have to go with...
Actually, though
Wait, vegetable's ending with a seed, right? Or without a seed
You would actually piss me off.
Vegetable with the seed.
Vegetable with anything with the seed.
So that includes watermelon.
I don't think watermelon is fine.
Yeah, watermelon, wait.
It's watermelon and vegetable.
Wait, technically a sweet potato is a vegetable, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, I swear it is.
Is it not?
I'm trying to get this song for y'all.
I thought it was all vegetables had seeds, chat.
And I think it's tomatoes the fruit like it's classifies the food all things with seeds are fruits
Yeah, the way around oh that's yeah, that's what they do is our consumer food
Yes, so we can't even get to tomatoes the best what tomatoes up there. I like you come on. That's pretty good
Hot dogs
Hot dogs
What?
He talked about
I can't find it.
Are you even using a GPS to get to the place?
No.
It's just straight.
You'll see that.
Wait, road runner.
What do you mean?
You don't even know what that is.
That's who that guy said he works, Shat?
No?
Wait, what's a road runner?
You don't know the song?
I can't find it.
Oh, I got it.
There's that new shit Max dropped.
I like that
what do you mean I love I love that song actually
Well, I think you're gonna start liking the two old people. He's hanging around with
They sacrifice that soul, huh?
Be honest, right? They said a hundred million dollars, but you got a sacrifice lacy and stable in order. Are you doing it? Yes?
So we would die you would never hear from us again you would sacrifice for a hundred bills
Okay, if you could dead-ass kill us
For a hundred million dollars if they sacrifice, please you a phone charger, but they literally
But like no one would know that we died cuz you don't you did us do it what if we would die
But you would get a hundred million dollars, but no one would know that you did it you do it
You get away with it. No, you're watching your back. Oh, give me 40 million dollars. You're all gone. That's it
That's yes, oh fuck. I was gonna say 10, but fuck it
Play that one song again
Not seeing those songs.
You seem sad, Mark.
Wait, what? Why?
You seem down.
I'm not down, I'm up.
Why are you weak?
I don't know.
Why are you so fucking against me?
Is that a chrome heart, Taff?
Yeah.
Taff?
No hat.
Why are you guys three behind your ear?
Why do you fucking talk so much?
I don't know. Why am I frame-mogging you?
Fucking void.
No, I don't say that. I learned that's bad stuff. What is it? It's like it's something to say. Wait, what is it?
Wait, it's actually a thing. Well, let's keep up with that. Wait, what is that real thing? Apparently it's like that. It's like derogatory to women.
What? I didn't know. What's derogatory? I've never heard that. I've never heard of either. I just read Twitter things that I just thought it was.
What's a derogatory? One more time maybe I'll answer you. What's a derogatory? Fuck you.
Thank you for the four of you are a muggy. Thank you so much
Yeah, oh my god, I mean muggy put muggy mug. Oh my god
I'm so glad you're looking for I actually don't know what your chest or maxing right now
No, seriously like
Marlin whatever you do do not go to ASC row. I do not want you to get framed on
Yeah, you'll be jester maxing all the way and then your cortisol is gonna get raised and you're gonna turn into a foie
I'll tell you exactly what's gonna happen
You're gonna know where the fuck is wrapping out mid-jester
Mid-jester goodie when a group of foids come up to you and your cortisol levels are rising
You're gonna eat more the foids while munching and mugging mojits or is that more useful than SMB chat fishing?
That's what I want to know
If you're chat fishing just tell us
I think you literally passed it.
Why did not?
No, I had literally been on the lookout. My eyes have been spread wide open.
Wolves in five, Lakers cried. Thank you for the five gifted.
Oh my god, bruh.
Thank you so much for the five gifted.
You can actually call somebody. You said who hurt you?
Don't say call, bruh.
Hey Lace, it's Ron's neighbor. Why did you steal my smoothie?
One more motion.
Straight, straight.
steal the neighbor's smoothie okay no I did not steal the neighbor's
no wrong bro
fuck you steal now really dirty you steal huh no you're literally Ruben's toy he
uses you as a fuck toy
Well, I just saw a cyber truck that was tough.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
They've seen three days, you know, Chad.
I'm not gonna lie, I'm sick of my car.
I wanna get a cyber truck.
Yo, you guys just get a paint job on me?
Lashy.
How would you get a paint job on the back of your neck?
You're gonna be in danger of a crash in the car.
Well, I'm not.
Marlin, stop driving.
Suck on your banana or something, bro. Use your banana.
Who get 10 gifted for that?
10 gifted in a chat.
Yeah, we all got a Rocket League tournament. Marlon, who's your teammate?
I haven't said anything. I mean, have y'all said who's your teammate?
I'm your live teammate. We're each other's teammates.
I got a great teammate.
You're going to hear Joe Barrow and Jason Barrow.
They're the same team.
Oh, I already said it.
Well, my team is every change, man.
Whoa!
Yeah, you're c-
Whoa!
You're fucked.
Yeah, you're good, you're good.
Jack, me and Rod, would that turn him in or no?
Wait, how much money's on the line?
Wait, let's practice a little bit.
Oh, wait, what time is it in Europe?
Nice.
Man.
Not here, not here.
Not here, not here.
I've never played back in the hour, does it?
Wait, is it on controller or no?
Yeah.
I don't even got a console, unless you've got some light.
Let's play 3s.
What?
You're a fucking X-box, bro.
Let's play 3s ranks tonight after our next shuttle bus.
I really don't want to kill Marlin.
Why not, dude?
I'd rather fucking kill him.
Oh, Marlin, it's coming up.
Chad, if we're actually looking skill-based in the tournament,
out of creators, it goes number one, XQC number two me.
Marlin.
What?
Is it right here?
No, no, no.
Brother, are you fucking stupid?
This is a gas station.
Gas station. It's that fucking valve
You could have fucking told me if I put in the light left way
Dude
Take a left, bro. Oh
It's in here. No, not now don't keep going up. You're gonna take a left and then a right
Wait, he's supposed to rain every day. Yeah, it's kind of depressing. It's a real lot coming up. No way
No way has he got some rainy content going?
What's the content we can do in the rain chat?
Oh wow, every day, huh?
You know my teachers in high school
instead of saying Ronnie, they said Rainy.
I watched a video about you today.
Really?
You was like, what it's like,
the life is stable and all that.
No shot.
Wait, what?
Yeah, pretty cool.
Mama, instead of sitting in the middle of the road,
do you want to turn?
Okay.
That's not right here or what?
Yes.
Right here.
You're such a fucking idiot.
I didn't see it.
I didn't see it.
It was on this.
She's even in a route.
I was on a guy's page.
I didn't have a lot of views, to be honest.
Was it good?
Yeah, it was good.
Why are you laughing?
Because it was like an animated video,
and it was basically just flaming me the whole time.
Wasn't it called The Sad Life of Lacey?
Yeah, The Sad Life of Lacey and The Sad Life of Stable
and all that, or something like that.
You're going to hit this person?
What is he doing?
Reversing into a spot, you fucking idiot.
Is he actually serious?
Who reversed on the parking lot?
Like, auto excite.
Who's the worst driver?
Jason or Marlin?
It might be Marlin.
I'm not gonna lie, can we put me and Jason against each other on the test?
You guys should do a track day.
Yeah, we do a track day, yeah.
I promise y'all I'm the best driver.
I do this.
If y'all want to join, too, I'll show y'all.
I'm good.
No, I promise y'all I'm better driver than you, man.
And Lacey.
Yeah.
Alright, you flicked a doom buggy.
Actually, I don't know how it's possible to flip a fucking car.
You understand it when you take hard turns like I do, like this?
Dude, oh no, no, no, more of them.
Oh my God, that was kind of smooth, don't even lie.
That's okay, good enough.
I do actually park like a fucking park smart your sideways yeah great park
get a side let's walk out promise you can be straight lines
switch it whatever you back up here and lookie I mean it's not even that bad
it's not bad though it's more or a sideways
I want to track more of the winds on the street, please.
Yeah, I'm talking about the street right now.
My God, please tell me Michael's here.
Wait, what if this is not the one Michael got in?
If you guys want to go to Michael's, it's down the street.
Don't want to see past.
I know. I got it. I got it.
What about Peters?
I don't think we should go into the foul front.
We should go into LA.
I don't think we should go into the LA.
Wait!
First time I was in LA, I think I'd keep it strong.
I don't want to move.
Hey, you better take your fit!
Where's my place?
Alright, here we go.
I'm wondering if there's no animals here.
Ooh, so this is the second half of the year, right?
Right?
All of that's supposed to be right here.
We need a basket.
Holy shit.
That's Luca. That's Luca.
That's Luca 10.
There's no easy this short.
this short
Hey, yeah, I'm gonna close
Yeah, fuck right. Oh look at Poppy. No one fucking buys it
All right, it's always lies. I need a basket. We need a basket. Where's the best
All right, that's the main door to get to work, what?
So do we start picking it out?
Yeah, it should be quick.
Okay, yeah, it should be very quick.
So what counts as a vegetable?
First thing we have is pepper, right?
Jalapeno pepper.
How many do we do?
We just throw them in here like this, we wash them anyway.
Yeah, fuck yeah.
Sweet, sweet, yeah.
That's not a bitch.
That's not what we have at Bell Pepper's.
Yes.
Sweeties.
Look, yellow, yellow, yellow.
Yellow, yellow, yellow, ready, yellow, ready.
I think we can put it in a bag.
No, it's fine.
There's no bags here.
It's an handbag.
You don't need a bag.
We'll have an air pepper.
That's all?
On the right.
You need a bag?
No, no, it's fine.
OK, definitely you can use wash.
Two of them?
Two of those?
Oh, fuck.
Garmin.
OK, what's the best one?
Two cucumbers, one cucumber, maybe?
One cucumber.
One cucumber, no?
I didn't see you get fat ass.
What's that?
A hot house girl cucumber with a fish in it.
Imagine this is Jason Loftop cucumber.
Oh, sorry, sir.
What the fuck is this?
Oh, a buttered up squash?
Wait, is that a vegetable or not?
This looks crazy.
I might get this for my girlfriend.
Is that a vegetable?
I'm not eating that, though.
You sell pumpkins here, bro.
What's the movement?
No, you gotta get a buttered up squash.
Oh, I don't know what this is.
Cauliflower?
We gotta get it.
What's that?
We gotta get it.
Cauliflower?
We gotta get a big-ass cabbage.
Big-ass cabbage?
Okay.
out it's getting heavy
alright some green beans
cabbage and purple cabbage
no it's the same thing we put one on a spoon
should we get green beans?
how do you pay for them one by one?
I think that's how you use the bag and it's five pounds
really?
we don't need those we have though
they're gonna
put them in
what is this?
it's Vegas
Holy fucking Jason.
Hold on, brother.
What is that?
It's the emoji.
Oh my god, it's the emoji of real life.
Let's do a couple of carrots.
Broccoli.
One broccoli.
I think we're done.
Did you get carrots?
Celery?
Oh, shit.
I found the bags.
Oh, then we got onions and shit tomatoes.
You know how we do it?
I don't know.
This generation is screwed.
Um, I think we're done almost.
Tomatoes.
Tomatoes.
Last one.
Okay.
This is a hot topic and people don't like this topic.
Is tomato...
Hey, hey, hey.
Hi.
Hi.
We do not allow for you to...
Oh, really?
So unless you have some kind of permission from a corporate office...
We're going to teach you now.
No, you're not...
You're not emulating?
No, I don't.
You're not...
You're not emulating?
No, I don't.
You're not...
I'm trying to remind you.
Can we just purchase all these and leave?
Absolutely.
No, of course.
Tell me quick, does it...
I just have to...
This is literally...
We're literally just getting the vegetables and leaving.
That's it.
So can we just buy these?
No, we'll be out.
We'll be out right up there.
Literally, what other...
Thank you so much.
We're literally going to leave right now.
Thank you.
We'll go right now.
Thank you so much.
Appreciate it.
Let's get out.
We got everything.
That's a little key, right?
Yeah.
I mean, this is a lot of vegetable.
I just got my best one left man on the way
They eat dogs and dogs
They don't eat food
That's how you do it Anna
Put an avocado in there
There's a harm here for this
There's no price tag it's $3.99
He's still over there
Oh wait
I'm pretty sure they make you buy chocolate to make it so like Epstein can do things.
Three samples? Come on, look, of course, come on.
My chocolate started getting popularized when Epstein started buying things from Dubai
and they made it so that online searches were covered up. I opened my third eye.
Where's honey?
This is really over. We can get a bag of the bag. What's the bag's at? What's the bag's at?
I don't even buy it.
There's no price tag. It's a 3.99.
Yeah.
I'll just leave this where we go, okay?
Right here.
Everything with a price tag first.
Bang.
Bang.
Bang.
It is in the bag.
It's in the bag!
It's in the fucking bag!
There's no price tag!
It's sweet.
$3.99
Okay, so there's no price tag.
I didn't look up.
Here, search my name, what's that cabbage?
Cabbage bank, green cabbage.
Easy, easy, easy.
Oh yeah, you got it fucking.
Oh yeah.
What is this?
What is this?
what
what
oh wait wait
what the fuck is this shit
okay
no no no no go back
alright
what is this gun
sorry
no it's in the bag
it's okay boys just stay calm
it's okay boys
what is that celery
So again, bang, all one.
What is this?
Various bang.
Hey yo, where's that fuck out?
You can scale it, mate. You know that, right?
Right here. Where'd you put it at?
You put it on the fucking scale.
I don't even know what this is called.
The butternut.
What is it called?
The butternut squash.
Help us on your way.
Hello.
We're just trying to get this.
Okay.
We're gonna get a couple things left.
I've been typing it in a manner.
You think you can help us a little faster?
I don't know what these are but what are they?
Two of these?
Ah, stress.
Come on.
Do you have it, Serrano?
Or do you like the Serrano?
Are these spicy?
Oh, no, he is so spicy man.
Abanero, they call abanero.
We're gonna eat them.
Oh, no.
They will be so crazy.
How do you know them all?
You would do everything.
Mostly like...
That's okay.
Two carrots.
Okay, like, what do we do to this?
Like 15 string beans.
One broccoli.
You're going to make yourself a one.
Yeah, we're going to have vegetable mukbang.
Vegetable mukbang.
That's good.
OK, what is this?
So this one?
Two of these?
They're the same bag.
Yeah, OK.
Two jalapenos.
Do you eat them too or no?
That one is so big.
Yeah.
The other one?
Yeah.
The other one is so big.
Be careful.
Two of these?
Hey, it's just helped on the way again, but we paid the...
I was trying to steal a promise.
That's a tip.
Lacey's still eating the chocolate?
No, no.
Do you buy them? Get it?
Thank you.
You're not to buy them.
Thank you, finally.
Okay, so here we go.
Hey guys, hear me out, I'm gonna explain to you guys
right now why this is, what's Chocomino?
Cocoa.
No, keep back baby.
There you go.
Where's the cocoa come from?
A fling.
You think cocoa?
Alright, here we go.
He's such a strong man.
Like, look, this is getting ready.
Wait, we should double back, okay?
Double back?
No, I'm fine.
You sure?
You're such a manly man.
Thank you.
I wanna be like you.
Who am I?
Like a ruby?
Nope
W routes check
No, I can't go in the rain. I have Valencia. I got hugs on the swing. It's gonna get wet
I'm not
Okay
Who remembers when I bought two thousand dollars with a girl scout cookies here and all they said was thanks
You bought school for $1,000?
I was supporting them and all they did was say thanks.
Wait, how come I never saw those cookies?
Oh, because I hate them all?
Hey, I wanted to see the girls' cookies.
Yeah, I am.
Yeah, you guys know chocolate's actually a vegetable, right?
No, he just says the word chocolate's actually a vegetable.
It is!
No, be careful, chocolate don't fly.
Yeah, I think.
Yeah, I think.
Y'all want to just hold it in the back?
No, God, now.
You have to.
Just put it down, bro.
I
Don't try to put it sideways you're fucking
Hey, what else is iPhones been dying so quick yes, bro. Yes, I don't understand wait is that a universal thing
I think they fucking broke the phones
Chad, has your guys been dying quick?
And we want to share a little banana while we do a little road trip.
Get us home.
Wait, Lacey.
Yeah?
Do you buy that chocolate?
No.
I'm waiting outside.
I'm not gonna say.
Whoa!
What are you watching?
What was that?
I was like...
Shit, I'm so history.
Bro, this is like, it's got to be some good quality ass chocolate, man.
Wait, did you taste it or no?
Yeah, you won't taste that.
Was it actually good?
16 oh
You guys see any second right now Vaughn's gonna be here, but 1% battery again nice like how does that even happen?
How many likes to do stream on
Fucking five million
Drill the only person in the world to like change their notification
No, it's not. You're pussy.
What's the way it turned your phone off?
Is it regular sound?
See on the below! No!
You want to hear what the regular sound is? Go ahead.
Do you want me to text you?
Uh-huh. Go ahead. You'll hear it.
The regular sound is...
I got you.
Hold on.
Yeah, it's the iPhone D.
The D is the iPhone.
True text.
True text.
No one changes their ringtones on their phones anymore.
The D, the D, the D.
The text is the latest.
Buh!
You know, I used to have an older ringtone.
Mind's fine.
What?
Mind's the GTA one's like da da da da da.
There's Galatia in here.
You guys change your raytoons?
Who the fuck are you hawking at?
I can't fucking drive!
I'm on the run over!
Fucking dumb piece of shit.
Relax, Marlon.
We only live one life.
Sorry.
If Elka lived another man's life, who would it be?
Nobody.
Say it again.
Oh, that's a good question.
You can live with trade lads or something?
Yeah.
trade lads with one person in the world who would it be?
Clavicular.
It's like a mug.
Dude, my frame would be crazy.
Marlon's just frozen already.
Marlon didn't say his name.
Marlon froze.
Sorry.
Son, honestly?
Yeah, Marlon, maybe when the red light is on, you keep going up every second, you
fucking dumbass.
That's actually such a good question, dude.
That's such a good question.
I don't know.
I told you, bro.
Would y'all do LeBron or not to see that big, fucking, fucking big hammer?
No?
Yeah.
That is your chance.
Cause you could, if you, like, if you really wanted to see the hammer, you might as
well take the hammer and just train it to Savannah Jane.
Yo!
Alright.
That's a true fact.
Okay.
Okay.
That's $4.00.
That's $0.00.
That's a draft order.
I
See I probably do um I think Newton
How would you trade
Such a fucking liberal
You know me at honest
I'll try to do more. I'll try to Stephen Hawking
What?
Nodged, how would you scorpey?
Oh well, no!
Yeah.
That's actual loser shit.
How would you scorpey?
How would you scorpey for a day?
I don't know who scorpey is.
You might as well just be a fat idiot.
No job!
Oh fuck, guys.
How many half gallons you call a whole gallon?
How many half gallons equal a whole gallon?
Uh, two?
I feel like you read the dumbest chats.
Alright, let me ask you some questions, bro.
Okay.
Who's the first one on the moon?
No one.
What are you asking?
No one.
No one's been on the moon yet.
So we don't believe in the moon landing?
Nope.
I don't believe in the first one, but I believe the moon landing did happen.
The first one was, uh...
You mean the Earth's flat?
Huh?
You mean the Earth is flat?
Absolutely not.
Interesting.
Do you believe in the Alaska Wall or the Antarctica Wall?
Yes.
Mr. Beast said he's been there.
He did?
Mm-hmm.
When?
Next time I see him I'm putting him on the spot.
Do it.
Mr. Beast, what do you know about the Antarctica Wall?
Interesting.
Other walls too maybe.
Who knows?
Careful.
Very careful now.
Yo, who's talking?
Yo, you're not gonna lie?
As soon as it's churn green you got that.
Yo.
Was it this motherfucker right here?
No no no no no.
Stop something.
You're gonna hit them.
Oh my fuck.
God damn, you're so close to that.
It's a fucking, it's a nice man.
Calling him something.
What?
New club coming.
We should go to a club together all of us.
Oh.
Have you ever been to a club in a way?
Yeah.
That's
Hey, you went to see how I remember you tested you're like y'all going to the club
The club was it I didn't go to the club. He said they gave out like good wings and everything. Oh, there's like pulse in the middle of the shoot
Sounds like Magic City.
We know a Magic City place.
We got a Maddy, bro!
Ah!
I haven't been to a club since.
Some of them.
Magic City Lemon Pepper Wings.
Tough.
Chef's Kiss.
What is Magic City?
Oh my god.
Always this other girlfriend.
You know what the fuck Magic City is?
Big booty girls.
We literally went to Magic City, and we were throwing up ones, and you were throwing pennies.
Yeah, what?
You were throwing pennies at them.
You literally heard in their fucking skull.
I'm gonna be honest, I did go to a strip club in Vegas.
Like, the last year, with everybody.
Who's everybody?
Everybody.
Everybody.
That wasn't there.
You didn't come to Vegas on that trip.
It was me, Max, uh, Silky, Banks.
Oh.
You didn't come to Vegas.
This is when I was banned on Twitch, I think.
They were on my trip.
Which we are doing.
At the shrimp club?
Shit was getting critical.
There's a video out there.
I don't know who has it, someone has it.
Of me sitting down and two girls asses in my face.
Like this shakin ass.
And I'm just sitting there going like this.
Ew bro, ew.
I made it so serious.
How does dolla feel about that?
I was before I was eight.
You guys two girls are shakin ass.
just kept getting me stacks of like cash he's kept hitting me stacks of cash
what if I y'all really got put through a fucking visual no actually it was good
times
I'm obsessed sleeping outside tonight.
Why does it rain at like and someone just like what is the weather look like?
I'm pretty sure but next to me it didn't rain.
Not bad, little Florida trip.
Let's try raining there too.
Wait is it true it hasn't, it hasn't, there hasn't been a single day in Europe in 2026 it didn't rain?
I saw like a yeah, I didn't see that too. I didn't see that Jason went to London. It didn't know
I did they're staying like in all of your countries like every day is some country
They've been right. I think it's anyone. Oh in UK on UK
me up shut the fuck up shut damn boys everyone just on their phones huh I'm
literally just reading time bro damn boys you're literally reading you're
doing the same things behind the camera on their fucking we want you to sit
without reading talk about that actually makes my life easier I'm not
Okay, your dad hasn't saved me, so thank you.
Why are you just trying to do my part?
You're the quietest, like listen.
There's like no sounds out there.
No sounds?
Yeah, how nice is that, though?
How nice is that, though?
Wait, shit.
You're weird and bubbly.
Stop it.
Why are you taking it off my hat, bro?
Somebody give me my fucking hat back, dude.
Wait you have way better than he does with that on on God
Okay, give my fucking hat
Give my fucking hat, bro
No, give my fucking hat, bro. Are you serious? No, I didn't actually feel to get slapped. Oh, no, bro
How's it feel to wear a skirt down a runway?
I never did that really
I'll put it on the screen
Was it AI?
It's rainbow booty shorts.
You don't have to fabricate shit all around the world, right?
There's all part to come up, bro.
To come up?
Yeah.
Y'all come up or come down?
What do you think?
It's like a volcano or a squirter?
Yeah.
It depends on the knife.
It's both.
It's like an eruption and then it goes back.
Every night?
No, you erupt first, like...
And then it's like slowly
And then it thr battles out
If you don't nut for a few days
It's like usually, it's like an eruption
But if, uh like a sport
Well like it's like every day nutting
Nutting kinda
'S it's like usually
It's like an eruption
But it, uh like a sport
But like,ใญ It's not every day
Nutting
Nutting kinda
It's like usually
It's like an eruption
But it, uh like sport
But like, it is
Mr Herman
Sorry BLACK
You Sorry BLACK
You're not even sad, bro.
Brian, you seem...
You seem sad, bro.
Why do you keep asking that?
I'm not fucking kidding.
Why do you seem sad?
You're not sad like that.
You seem like upset, like something's bothering you.
Okay.
I'm about to eat five fucking kilos.
BREAK!
Can you open up a window? It's kind of hot.
A window is actually open.
Oh
Was that an M8?
What
Not a fire
Bro, I eat a Ferrari bro. I know
Fuck an inferi run chat am I good influence? I feel like Marlin should just buy a Ferrari bro
You only live you only live once. Yeah, what else you guess on your money. You're just gonna die with millions exactly
I actually get security for your house.
That might be a better investment.
I don't think you care.
Wait, so I have a question.
You got robbed again?
What did they take?
Well, I didn't get robbed again.
Fucking yawks.
You just said, I didn't say that one.
What did you, wait, so what was that tweet?
Marlin gets mad because he got robbed.
I literally just said,
wait, what did you say?
I literally just said, I want to move out of my house
because all the robber has been happening to me.
You know, stop fucking whispering.
You're like very, like,
like, like, it's the word chat aggravated.
Agitated.
You're very agitated right now. Is your cortisol levels high? Is it cuz? Oh, you got frame on today, didn't you?
And a low key frame on true
Well boys everyone's on their phones, huh
Like where are you looking
Are you like a fucking like a cat?
You're like a caterpillar
What the fuck is that even me?
Yes I do.
Is that the little worm?
What does it do?
What does a caterpillar do?
A caterpillar runs around, scrums.
It turns into another thing.
Hey nuts.
A caterpillar?
What the fuck?
There's a little green worm.
Why the fuck y'all laugh at so hard, right?
You're actually just like your target.
Like, what are you gonna say right now?
What does a caterpillar turn into?
No, they turn into a...
They eat fucking vegetables and run to Earth.
What the fuck else do they do?
And you actually don't know what a caterpillar does.
No, I don't know.
It turns into a fucking butterfly.
Oh, wait, what?
It evolves.
It goes into a cocoon.
Look at you, it's thinking it's fucking animal evolves.
It doesn't.
It's not a fucking Pokemon.
Like, no animal evolves.
There's no animal that evolves in the world.
The caterpillar goes into a cocoon and turns into a butterfly.
It gets wings.
What? A butterfly?
There's birds to butterfly. What are you talking about?
They actually...
Are you fucking stupid?
I don't care if it pisses you off.
You're still a fucking idiot.
You won't drive into the gas station
where they're recording.
And ask for gas.
They're gonna hate us.
No, they're actually gonna...
I think there's cones, I think there's cones.
I mean, I don't know if there's cones.
Let's just go up and crawl and move it.
No, go home, bro.
Get into our muckbang.
Bro, I'm hiding the right lane doing it.
There's cones right there.
You're not getting through that.
Should we do the muckbang outside next to the...
Stop spamming Sidemen tweet, bro.
No way no they do it every five minutes. No way what they tweet
Let me down refuse to answer. What's the least wholesome thing you done?
Let's find out what did what they do you are cool
Yo
Go home, go home.
Nice.
Go home.
Go home.
Dude, I got it.
Where are you going?
I'm going to move to Collins.
Oh my god.
Roll up my window.
Roll up my window.
Arlen.
That's good to go or what oh yeah
We gotta go they're coming up to the car
Sorry Marlin they're approaching the car. They're approaching the car. Oh fuck they're approaching the car
Hey, like if you don't I got a hundred cents into windows
What up to them already friends?
Yo, ah, yo, I'm not gonna lie, I'm broke.
Come on, come on, stop, there's a red light, it's a red light.
I have all these people off the end of the left lane.
No, we're gonna be on LSM.
They're pissing me off, I'm not gonna lie.
They're fully pissing me off.
I wanna run back into the car because you got frame mugged.
I don't know.
Watch this.
Oh, there's a car.
Oh, fuck.
What type of popcorn is that?
It's kinda...
Yeah, I told her.
What is that?
How do I take it?
I'm not gonna take it right, guys.
Oh my god.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
I got to take the right thing.
I got to take the right thing.
Do it. Just do it.
There's a car!
Brother!
Holy jester max.
Oh my god!
Holy!
You are the worst driver I've ever seen in my life.
What do you mean?
I'm nearly getting us to A and B.
the point part listen ask y'all this if you fuck your wife and you get a
pregnant and she receives the baby no matter how hard you fucking know a
battery good you still get to the point you still get your child am I gonna get
your home yes a to b that's the most important parts now shut the fuck up
and let me get y'all what if you crash fell
well it crashed like a plan B we're not used to that over here
Be honest, bro, you're a girlfriend, actually, I can't ask that's disgusting, you're gonna
ask.
Ask that.
When we asked you about that, I'm actually curious.
No, go ahead Ron.
Ask the answer.
I don't want to even know the answer.
Ron, ask it.
Ask it.
Ask.
I don't want to know.
Please, please don't know.
I feel like Lacey 50-50 is his life.
No, please don't know.
Do you like, do you like, do you take it out or do you like, it depends on a
Hey, you're 50-50 life.
No, no, no, only uncertain times.
Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?
Yeah.
Wow, Elmene, you're tall.
Have you had a child right now?
Would you stay with her?
Yeah.
That's a good answer, a good answer.
Ask me a question.
Ron.
No.
I'm kidding.
Of course I would, bro.
I'm ready to ask you all.
I've been reading my Twitter account.
They want me to have another stable
or an auto in the world.
Bro, are you waiting for a kitty thing?
I'm not gonna lie, I think another Steve Orton auto is needed in this world.
Like, bro, one is not enough.
Wait, I have a question.
Do you ask your girlfriend to be your Valentine?
Oh my, please, son.
No, I'm serious.
I just found out you have to.
Yes, bro.
Apparently, I have to, also.
Have you done that?
No, I haven't.
Because I didn't know you had to, because one of my friends said I'd arrest my mom
and be my mom.
So, I'm a little confused how that one works.
Just found out.
I'm not a bad show roll.
I'm not a bad show roll.
I'm not a bad show roll.
I'm not a bad show roll.
I'm not a bad show roll.
I'm not a bad show roll.
I'll let you go more. Oh, yeah
Oh my god, so I got sorry. Again, I'm getting off maybe that's all that matters
How much I'm gonna enjoy this month my thing guys
Someone's gotta cook it is there a cook cook
It's cold. Oh, I thought you just put on the table and eat. Yeah, let's chop it up and eat it
You'll imagine how fucking much fiber we can have no bodies
I bought us orange peppers. They're so fucking good they're so good
I only had two left. I only had two left you know what?
Orange peppers. It's like a you know how like you buy chocolate and it's like a
trend? There's this thing called orange peps that's what they call it peps.
Already good. I pep ties? You do pep ties on. No. Look at it slipped out of his mouth.
He gave me to say that. It's like a super veggie.
You're gonna spin out?
I'm gonna spin out Crash and Claw.
Stop! Actually stop, boy!
God fucking damn!
You fucking idiot, bro!
You're not a drag! You're gonna fucking hit someone, you twim-way-toy!
That's a blue BMW.
Holy fucking shit!
Is that a fun drive, guys, or not?
No, it's never fun driving.
Why is it not?
Oh my god.
Actually not that bad.
Take a few string beads.
Marlon, use your muscle.
Oh my god.
Marlon, look what you did.
We need your help.
Marlon, look what you did.
Look what you did.
You gotta carry this, since you made this mistake.
You made this mistake, so you gotta carry this.
Are you fucking serious?
Wait, who's that?
Lodge.
Hi, Lodge.
Wait, how much was the kid?
Oh, no, pick it up.
Look there.
Is that it?
Yes, look there.
You don't carry the tip up, do you?
No.
You should carry the bell pepper or something.
Wait, my car's backing up.
Oh, what are you saying?
Are you fucking real?
You're a target.
Okay easy wait you got that green bean mark come on nice nice I'll get the green bean do not drop it
I got the green bean now. Let's go. Wait can you okay this might be a dumb question
You know how like when you eat raw chicken you get salmonella. Can you get anything from your raw vegetables or no? Yeah called fucking healthy
No, let's go. Why is your hand in your pain?
Oh come on come on guys
I gotta walk like this
What the fuck are you doing what are we doing your
Why I gotta do all this
You're laughing.
Okay.
Come on.
To the kitchen.
Dude!
Dude!
Come on.
Dude!
That's fucking Jocely.
You're chopping off the bro.
I'm fucking swallowing you in there.
How about that bitch?
Dude!
Dude!
Oh fuck, he has a fucking good one.
Jocely.
You're here.
Come on, let's watch.
Get off!
It's so hard.
Hi.
How are you doing?
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
How are you doing?
Fine.
He's helping me.
Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, that's how I look.
All right, chat.
Welcome to the first ever vegetable mukbang.
Oh, we're standing up and eating.
Okay.
We have a large selection here.
Let's just put this right here.
We've got a large selection.
We went crazy.
Looky.
Wait, this is big.
Wait, where's our two peppers?
Wait, where's our two peppers?
I don't need to.
Oh.
Um, we went crazy, Loki.
Wait, this is big?
Wait, where's our two peppers?
Wait, where's ours today?
I don't need to.
Um, all right, so we gotta wash and cut.
Wait, to wash?
No, bro.
Marlin, don't be L Marlin.
L Marlin.
I think I just said take bites.
No, no, we gotta get the big thumbnail guy.
Bro, we got no fucking boots.
There's actually very little Mexico, so I don't need a lot.
What the fuck is this?
You gotta wash it, dude.
You know that the cauliflower is based off the brain?
The human brain?
No shot.
Look at it.
There it is.
It's a lot like the human brain, and you gotta look at that.
It's not bad, huh?
Wait, I didn't know that.
You were fucking staying.
We weren't?
Yo, can we wash and fold?
I mean wash and cut it?
Yeah.
This guy's trying to be a fucking...
What are you trying to make this look beautiful?
Like, what are you doing?
You know y'all just say we cut it it makes it look more and better beyond stand that like
How do we cook this
All right, we're thinking
we should cook it all before we eat it.
Yo, we should cook it on.
Yeah, so we should cook it and cut it.
So first off, this is not what asparagus looks like when
I get to serve it to me at restaurants.
What do you mean?
It's usually flimsier and a different color.
Right?
Do you hear it?
Well asparagus stickers are not it.
Every one he says is just like a bother to me.
I'm not even kidding.
All right, I mean, this is the most depressing
thing that I've done all week.
This is actually, like, something I once had.
Yeah, we didn't really think this one through.
We probably should have gotten more.
But hey, bro, this is the point of everything helping.
Are you pre-gamed?
Do you eat Dubai chocolate?
All right, give me a knife.
Seriously.
Somebody give me a knife.
Give me a knife.
I'm not a kid.
Give me a knife.
Let's do the first vegetable.
All right, first vegetable.
Let's do tomatoes.
All right, so let's do three stations.
Three stations.
So one cleans, one cuts, one eats.
Are you fucking dumb?
Are you fucking dumb?
OK.
OK, so cut the salad, you fucking idiot.
First thing's tomato.
First thing's tomato.
First vegetable.
Do we clean it?
Yes, um.
Alright, put the water on it.
No, Joe, are you fucking...
Are you fucking...
Yo, I don't get this one.
They're ever gonna be having to wash their vegetables in fruits.
That's a pretty simple concept.
Why?
Because fruits are from the ground.
No, fruits, no.
Fruits come from the roots.
You don't want to eat the roots when we eat the fruit.
You just said bullshit.
Alright, shall we?
You don't want to wash it?
You don't have to wash it?
No, you can't wash all of our shit?
You guys ready to eat some fruits?
Yeah.
You know it, you know it.
I'm watching right now.
You know it.
Come on next, next, next.
Come on.
Quicker, quicker.
You're all of this.
Quicker.
This is the straighter.
Yes.
You ready to eat the fruit or the vegetable?
Huh?
How do I close it?
Don't need to, yeah, we'll turn this into a video.
Oh, you're fucking insane!
You said it tossed all the vegetables in there.
You said it tossed them.
Wait, don't keep throwing at me.
Wait, throw it, throw it, throw it, throw it.
You got fruit, didn't you?
Yeah.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh, don't, I can't.
Oh!
That was actually pretty good.
No, I'm not going to do that.
No, I'm not going to do that.
Let's go. Come on, bro. They're waiting.
You're putting Ws inside. Are you putting Ws?
Yeah, come on, guys.
Alright, I think I see it.
Come on, guys.
Guys.
What is this?
Bro, we haven't even started.
What even is this?
I think that's cloth.
Ew, it's really cloth.
Are they saying it looks dark?
Why do they complain about every small thing?
Yeah, so we're not playing about our fucking food. Do you guys know what she was in front of you about to eat?
I'm gonna start. All right. Here we go
This is a normal
Send him the damage your voice. Okay. What is this one? All right first rule?
Wait question. Are we like what you want it like a little salt or no?
No!
That's not it.
All right.
Let's go, shall we?
Where's A?
Shall we?
To the next one, okay.
Why are you so healthy boys, man?
It's my healthy kid.
What is that again?
What is that?
That's your cucumber?
No.
What is your kidney?
Your kidney.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Oh, I hear that call.
What's wrong, guys?
Oh!
I'm trying to get down there.
Usually, I just keep being grilled and salt and pepper.
That's disgusting.
That's disgusting.
That's disgusting.
I'm trying to get down there.
Why are you so healthy?
I'm trying to get down there.
Oh, I'm trying to get down there.
That's disgusting. That's actually disgusting.
That might be bottom fucking...
Oh wow. Does rank it? Oh fuck.
That might be the worst basketball I've ever done.
Oh fuck. That's like a one for me. That's a one.
That's actually disgusting.
You know what they say, that we gotta kill it all. That was the rule.
Every single baseball we need to kill it all.
Jura, take one.
Try it. Try it out, Jura.
Jura's allergic to basketball.
They can miss you. That's on top of that.
The ladies got to try one too, right?
Come on, Lace.
All right, Lace, are you ready?
Look at each other, fuck-sauce.
Cheers.
Should we cook it?
It's actually got that bad taste, right?
Come on, guys.
I can do another one.
Now, I'll have to follow up.
Yeah.
Here you go.
Chop on the phone.
Nice.
Tastes like a little book.
Say, fix the ice, though.
Say, fix the Los Ukeine chip.
Sorry, Max.
Los Ukeine chip.
Next up, we have Tom.
We have Tom Atoe.
This is pretty good, we like tomato, we're going to do three big pieces, okay?
One and two, everybody grab a piece.
I'm going to be honest with you, tomatoes.
Tomatoes, let me talk, talk about it.
No, I actually like a snack where I get tomatoes.
Little salt, little salt, right Lace?
I'll get tomatoes, salt, put a little salt on it, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Tomatoes, we can't salt them.
We can't salt them.
We can't salt them a little bit.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
a little bit of salt in there.
No, I'm trying to tell you, this shit is so good.
Tomatoes are the best.
No, raw.
Raw.
I know.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Oh my god.
So put a little vinaigrette on it.
What?
What is that?
What is that?
What's the better word?
No, you put like a little salt and vinaigrette on the tomatoes.
Cool.
What?
What is it?
Wow, that's actually gas.
Can you double that?
Do you mean double that?
Double that?
Double that?
I'm down.
I'm down to double that.
Alright?
Okay.
No drool?
Tomatoes are the greatest fucking vegetable ever.
Name a vegetable-
What is that?
Oh my god.
Tap.
A little bit, a little bit.
Oh my god, a little garlic salt.
Bro, a little garlic salt.
We're cheating our master fucker.
Hold on, hold on.
Gee, geez.
Sodium, there goes your cortisol voice.
Mmmmm.
I'm not that suit up.
Lemon garlic salt, not really good.
Normal salt is better.
It's a little too sasty.
Again, I mean
That's how made those are not a vegetable. You almost don't know how much they are
I'm not giving my son. He's not really back. Oh, we just started. Oh
I don't think that's supposed to be put on like food like that's not cooked. That's cooked. That was really something
All right, next up
These are okay. These are really good. Where's the other one?
These are fucking amazing. Oh, you're so yellow pops
Take it back.
Regularly, bro.
Enjoy it.
Cheers, boys.
Cheers!
Cheers!
What?
Oh my god!
I'm glad I ate it.
I'm glad...
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
I'm glad I ate it.
Oh my god.
What is that?
Wait, what is that? What pepper is that?
The yellow pepper.
Why is it?
It's a super veggie.
It has a thousand grams of-
Brother!
Wait, why is it so-
It's a thousand grams of protein.
I need water.
Look, I'm out of here. That's action.
Oh my God!
I need milk. I need milk, I need milk.
What the f*** is...
What the f*** is wrong?
Are you serious?
It's not that serious.
It's not that serious.
It's not that serious.
Yeah, I know.
I know.
I know.
What the fuck is happening?
Why don't you stop?
What's happening?
What the f*** is happening?
What the f*** is happening?
You're serious! You're serious!
Marley's in Valley.
What are you doing?!
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
It tastes fucking oldie!
Get something on it.
It's best by March 9th, 26th!
That's a month from now!
Yo, Brad, I'm not gonna brag.
What the fuck was that like?
I need you to tell me what the fuck is this?
This is un-competible.
He's eating a coffee and chocolate.
No, what?
That's so good.
How are these?
Honey.
They're all my friends, also.
No, why is it?
Why is it actually so hot?
There's no way people eat that.
I told you, 14, 20, 25.
Like, give me one.
You said next year?
Give me one.
Yeah, I told you.
It's a 20-25, honestly.
What the fuck is happening?
Oh, in this house.
I'm not gonna make you open that shit.
Oh my God, it's so hot.
That's...
It's still going.
I'm so glad you have a little light, but I got a seat in my shit.
It's still going.
What do people eat that for?
To the water?
There's no way.
People just take a bite of a fucking, what was that, a hob- hob-opino?
No, what was that?
Oh my god.
It's so bad. I can't continue.
He's a hobonero.
Dude, we might have to call the Metro to look like an army.
Boys?
I mean, I'm so sorry.
You know what, we need some refreshing. We need some refreshing.
We need some refreshing. It's the most refreshing that's ever.
It's good for you.
You guys, you guys.
What is that? Can you cover it?
Yes.
Alright, alright.
Go ahead.
It's all right.
What?
It's good.
It's not a lie.
You're fucking dumping yourself in a pina.
I put my lips on it and it's fucking hot.
I put my lips on it.
Brother, I put my lips on it. That's part of the little one.
Why is it part of the little one?
Bro, this is...
It's the...
Yeah, pal?
I made some.
Hey, we're not going to get the stick to our shit.
Review the habanero.
You guys are going to say what you thought the whole time.
Oh, that's good.
Oh, that's good.
That's good.
No, the red pepper is so good, bro.
This is good.
Wait, what is this?
This is relaxing.
What are red peppers made of?
Sometimes I'm telling you this is better
Then get me an apple.
You get a pepper?
Listen to the cartridge.
Do I have to get a pepper?
Listen to the cartridge.
Oh.
Wait, this is good.
Wait, they're saying you ate the-
I ate the sticker?
I know you fucking do you?
Oh my god.
Oh.
Oh.
Yo, you deadass.
Fucking fool you.
Yo, Dave.
Are you sending me a bite?
I said.
Yo, see.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Hey! We're working!
They're saying the seeds are poison.
Wait, you're not supposed to eat the seeds.
What? I guess you are.
No, because the peppers are going to grow in your belly.
That's not how I work. Your mom told you how you're like six?
Just keep eating the seeds, bro.
This is really nice.
This is like relaxing.
Like, I feel at ease eating this.
Little bite mark. What is on your pepper?
It's all over your pepper. I
Just it's so relaxing the sounds that it makes me bite. I just love this like listen get a really good everybody quiet get a closer
Wow, take the biggest bite you think I'm gonna let me breathe so for now
Take the big bite you can't take a big bite to me. Okay, take a big bite
I don't want
You're gonna retire me?
Yeah, we got our feet soaking this.
Come on.
Should we go to Santa Cruz?
He's never gonna do that, ever.
Wait, you gotta tell him to take a bite, I don't know.
You're never gonna do that.
Reed! Reed!
Tell me them 100 bucks in a chair.
Reed!
What's up, bud?
What's up, bud?
Yo, yo.
We're doing a mukbang?
A vegetable mukbang.
Everyone says this is garbage besides me
No
What he's putting it in words. Yeah, probably
Maybe a...
I know, we gotta feed this to the dogs, obviously.
Bro, what?
Maybe a little broccoli?
Everybody wanna give me a little...
No!
No!
A piece for you?
Oh, this is...
Oh, I hate dry broccoli.
I'm not alive.
A piece for you?
Fuck!
Yo, I swear to God, when I go to...
Yo, I'm not gonna lie, this might be the worst one that I've put up.
Let me go to the beds and they had these on the little bed.
Yeah.
Oh, my...
They're dead!
So fucking ass.
Ready?
Cheers, boys.
Cheers, boys.
Oh!
It tastes like a fucking treat.
Yeah, I'm catching this up.
Wow.
Can someone tell me how broccoli cooked is so fucking good?
Oh my god.
But like, like there's just bottom two.
Same width.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Try this.
Try this shit out.
Someone, we gotta get someone with this.
It's not easy.
What do we like the size of this?
Maybe put it in chocolate.
We melt chocolate on this.
Oh my god, so it's just strawberry.
Oh
You can probably put the chocolate in a bowl
I'm sorry
I don't hate chocolate, that is good.
No, it's supposed to be sponsored by the police, actually.
Try about it.
I'm back.
All right.
What the fuck are you going to do to the police?
Come on for me.
Try again.
No doubt.
I was supposed to be sponsored by the police.
Something came up, though.
Randomly.
It's got to be them.
You didn't.
No.
Randomly, never just to, uh...
Because I'm not a broccoli-gross of steel.
Oh, really?
No.
But I can say much when I catch a lawsuit here.
Wait.
You don't like Mr. Beast?
I love Mr. Beast.
I love him a lot.
Come on, celery, here we go.
I don't want to eat this.
This is so lame.
Nobody eats celery.
What?
Celery, ranch, pop chick.
Can I be honest with you?
Peanut butter?
Ooh.
And you got...
I never put peanut butter on celery.
Is that actually good?
And it's like in a dog.
Wait, really?
It's a great snack.
Can I be honest with you?
Every time pizza, you ever deliver a pizza and they give you this for free?
Yeah, you always throw it away.
Or chicken.
Or chicken?
Yeah, yeah, always throw it away.
Really?
Always.
Now you do it with the ranch?
I don't know.
With that ass?
It's not bad.
I don't think celery's bad at all.
It's just like grass.
And it's a nice sound though.
You know what the best part is when you get it and you dip it in the ranch,
and a little bit of the pizza oil when you get pizza?
I feel like a fucking rabbit eating this.
Now how to get our money for right now though?
Especially for you, you've never had a vegetable in your life.
Yo, he cooked your shit! He dead-ass cooked your shit!
You wanna try a vegetable?
I don't wanna try that fucking vegetable.
Drew, I'll give you $100 when you eat this.
This is the best way.
You'll apple cash me $100?
I'll apple cash you $100.
Can you eat that whole bucket?
You don't want to scare me?
No.
Let's do it.
Bro, for $100, yeah, the whole thing.
I'll eat the whole thing.
So you have to put the whole thing in your mouth.
I'm out of here.
I swallow.
Are you allowed to eat the whole thing?
Yeah, yeah.
Like, I just take a bite.
No.
No.
All right, $100, yeah?
Yes.
You won't scare me.
Shoot it.
Shoot it.
Yes.
At least a minute.
You can't spit it out for me.
Yeah, just spit it out for a minute.
Oh my god.
Keep eating it.
Go, go, go, go.
Hold on, I have a good question.
Transferred off for a minute, we've not seen the hundred.
Who's got it?
Uh, 11, 12, 12, 12, no.
You left me joking, you left me joking.
No shit, we're joking.
Fuck.
How about now?
It's more spicy, it's spicy like I'm not eating it.
I fucked my cellar here to cancel it out.
It's like trying to cancel it out.
No, no, fuck you.
You need to keep converting.
Well, it's not gonna prove it,
if you know what it is.
No.
You can't put it here.
Wait, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't.
You can do it, you can do it.
Hey, don't go and swallow it.
No, you gotta swallow it.
No, spit it out, spit it out.
No.
You can spit it out.
Spit it out.
Nothing leaves.
I swallowed it, I swallowed it.
Wait, what?
That wasn't a minute.
You lost the bet.
What?
No!
He actually didn't even keep it in your mouth for a minute.
It's really hot.
Oh my God.
I didn't even want it.
Oh my God, it's so hot.
Give it another go.
I'm joking.
Man, I love seeing this.
You're with Peyton's ice cream headlub.
It's so hot.
It's so hot.
It's so hot.
It's so hot! I need water! Where's he going?
It's on the stream. It's so hot!
It's still hot. The water's hot!
That's not it. Bro, it's...
That's loose.
Get a burger or something, man. Fuck this.
He says faxed it.
Faxed!
Next up is our burger muck bag.
You know, Drew, just eat the chocolate.
Drew, do you fucking plan to camera stoves this about?
Oh my god.
She pissed me off.
Well, why would I pay someone to scan me?
I said chew for a minute.
Yeah, fucking scan me.
Well, I'll scan me.
What are you eating?
Southern.
Oh, here, make one.
We got cucumber.
Cucumber.
Yeah.
Okay.
It's not falling for this.
It's not a cucumber.
I saw lots of cucumbers.
It's not falling for this, man.
Have you never seen a cucumber?
You're fucking dumb, fuck.
I saw a lot of cucumbers.
Now cucumber, it's up there, top green, probably.
Top green vegetables.
Fun fact, did you know cucumber is based off of pickle?
It's other way around you, fucking idiot.
A pickle is a cucumber.
Let me tell you something,
you always cut a cucumber super skinny,
and it tastes better.
Really?
I've got no rules.
I just, I just,
what the fuck are you talking about?
Oh my God, I love cucumbers.
Wait.
Yeah.
What's on me?
Close.
Did you get a bitter bite?
Look, why is it like tangy?
Try this one.
I'm okay.
It tastes better when it's cut like that.
I swear, look at all you do with it.
Right?
Cheers, buddy.
It tastes better when it's cut.
Yeah.
What do I get to say?
You guys can put it on your eyes.
A little spa day at the end.
Dude, I don't think, I don't think...
That's not a bad shot.
That's not a bad shot at all.
What do you think about it, Paul?
A little spa day for you guys?
Not a bad shot at all.
Not a bad shot at all.
I think you moisturize your eyes.
This is the good life.
Oh my god, that kind of feels nice.
It's nice, boys. Holy shit.
Oh my god, boys.
You're probably going to rehydrate all the focals around your eyes.
Put up your mouth, I got you the cucumber.
I'm just spicy.
That actually hydrates my eyes.
It actually feels nice.
To do it again?
Fuck you.
Might have matched out.
Should we talk?
Yeah.
We'll see how famous it is so far.
I'm gonna have a go with pepper.
I gotta go with tomato.
Low key, tomato cucumber.
I might have to show how.
Yo, it kind of feels like I can feel the cold in my eyeball.
Oh my God, it's like relaxing.
Bro, do you think people wake up every day to do this or not?
I, okay, cause I'm getting a slight burn on my left eye.
I think my cucumber was in the pepper.
Oh no, no, I'm gonna burn too.
Let me just hold it. I think that's the staginess of it.
Oh no.
That's not bad.
Hey.
So eyelash in between?
Not a bad shot.
Not a bad shot at all.
What are you doing?
Huh?
I just want to do something real quick.
Try this with a little salt with the tomato.
Oh.
Why do you have to make everything like, just eat it?
Where's Drew? Is he okay?
I actually don't think he is. I'm not even kidding.
He's a little...
Dude, that's a lot.
No, my eyes are still burning. I don't know.
He looks bad.
He was salt on tomato.
He's crying.
I hear him yelling.
Oh, is that good?
That's the best I ever did.
That's actually the best I ever did.
Wow. I love this. Yeah, it's good. Next thing, corn. I'm not going to lie, top tier is cooked. Let's be honest.
How long does it take to cook this?
Wait a minute. I got it, I got it. How long does it take to boil corn, Chad?
You know I didn't eat corn until I was like 17. Oh, fuck.
Let's just watch. There's a stem. Can you hold that? Okay.
Is that nasty or not? Not a bad shot. Not a bad shot?
Good uncooked is it never had corn uncooked. What are you doing? Oh, oh, there's fucking three
Not bad. I'm not gonna lie. Wait, this is good
A little sweet
Yeah, like that on it or what the gnaw
I'm gonna get sick uncooked is crazy raw-ass corn I'm ill they all get sick uncooked question mark
You're not supposed to eat it raw
Pre-stomach flu field corn by the way uncooked corn by the way, I can't be strong
The freedom I'm seeing brother. Have you never had cold corn? I
Had it before but nothing to stem though. You want to lie so sweetheart. Wait, is this bad?
We're gonna have sweet corn.
Wait, am I gonna have like...
Well, this is actually bad.
I don't think... I mean, it's gonna be in the shit.
Fuck it, we're gonna have to eat.
That was the garbage.
Okay, I ate... I actually ate corn until I was like literally like 19.
That's what I...
Really?
My whole life, I used to think that it was like little worms.
I don't know.
They don't look that good.
It's ass and you know it.
He tried to look at me like, yeah, shit, what's he doing?
Yeah, shit, it's ass.
Look ahead.
I'm not lying.
They're seeing droons dying.
I'm gonna put you in both legs.
There's a little saw in there.
I don't think that's bad at all.
I didn't even put nothing in there.
Like that, like that.
Little saw.
Not bad. That's not bad at all.
No!
You don't even need a good corn.
This is really good.
I think it's good.
I wouldn't eat it like this, good ass.
I'm not gonna eat the best thing we had, you know.
I'm a little bored.
I didn't know you could eat on good corn.
I'm sure of that, I said.
So I don't have to log this, right?
No.
This good for me?
No.
How much calories does that do my job at?
The chocolate war is 240.
What's up there?
Little snack for a good day.
Who's banging on the door?
It's Drew, guy!
He wanted a vegetable.
We're trying it now.
Yo, this is gonna be a walk with me.
This is cool, hell no.
Good picks.
We'll go back to the door.
Yo!
I mean...
Drew?
What is that?
Drew?
No one is dumb ass walking himself out.
Yeah, Drew!
Drew!
What the fuck are you doing?
Where did you go?
I didn't want to go out.
Why are you a soda?
I fucking locked myself out of the house.
You locked yourself out of the house?
He locked himself out of the house with no bed.
You know what the worst part is, you've never seen a hundred dollars worth of money.
We have something that will help us go away, something that will help us show our very
Come on, Drew!
What is that?
I might need another.
I'll do it more.
That fat-ass butt.
Jack, it's corn, ate your Sphere, beat your everything.
This one's your Sphere.
Have you ever had this with butter and salt?
Oh, my God.
Oh, yeah. I've never had it with butter.
I'm not kidding.
Is there another one?
I'm not kidding.
That has the best thing ever.
Give me a little, like, do you think I'm gonna get sick?
Yeah, I will growl.
You're not gonna get sick from corn.
No, I ate it, like, mmm.
Mmm.
Chai, this is different because it's sweet corn.
So it's, like, really different.
Mm-hmm, yeah.
I would not think it's gonna fucking maize fill.
You know what I mean?
No.
I was younger.
My dad put me the maize fill and left me.
And I was stuck in there for seven hours.
No shot.
I swear, I peeled corn off the cornfield and it did not taste like this.
Did you try that?
Yeah, it did not taste like this.
Wait, when?
My Anna has a cornfield back in the evening.
That sweet ass fucking butt.
I had no salt corn this week.
Wow, this was really good.
This is the best thing that happened.
We have no salt for him this week
Wow, this was really good
Number one easy raw sweet corn is gas. No more. Should we skip the carrots or maybe all that hate you?
No, but I kind of like it
You don't like carrots. I think carrots like this like kind of me
See now I feel like a buddy
Is it true carrots make you see better or is my mom laughing at me?
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
a lot of it, you slowly but surely your skin tone
will start to change a little bit.
I know.
Try to scare it.
Try to scare it.
You just made me scared.
What?
Can you try to just try to scare it?
Okay.
Can't turn out my camera.
Okay, I'll do this.
All right, this is one of my favorite things.
I'll be honest.
But, okay, hit me up.
I'm gonna be okay.
Eating avocado with no salt or nothing
The worst thing ever but even a little bit of salt. We got salt right here. Wait, have you tried it before this?
No brother, I'm a hundred and five pounds. I'm not some six hundred pounds obese monster
You've never had a vegetable. All right. Wait is avocado the same? Yes, I have tried avocado
Avocado the same thing as guacamole because I don't like you try avocado like this. That's why I ask Lacey
What do you mean try it? I get avocado like not you miss him
Goop kitchen they have they have avocado chicken. Yeah, but that's not with sauce and she like you know me
No, wait, what is in the middle of that? You see what the fuck wait you won't get that good. You know you got to scoop it out
Way to kill us
That was not 100 please
Here try this carrot
Try to care. Yeah, bro
Here
Okay, all three. Oh, look at this. Look at this cake. It's three pieces. No, no, no, no. So watch this that's
No, no, it looks like a lot of boom, take a little piece.
Taste like this and just take a little bite.
It's still nice.
Ooh, mm-hmm.
Ooh, it's hot.
Wait, that tastes like guacamole.
Really? I like that. You want to take?
Yeah, I like that.
Hey, give me some more.
I like that. No?
That's good.
That's pretty good.
wait why does it taste like so much like guacamole avocado is literally just
in order to make guacamole we need to beat the shit out of avocado
what? yeah we can make guacamole right now
we take the other half of the avocado put it in a bowl get a bowl oh my god get a bowl
this is the best fucking fruit
is guacamole a vegetable?
I promise y'all I'll make one of the best watermelons out of it.
Give me some milk too much of it though.
We've got a little...
He made the best walk.
Just give me a...
With your hands?
Can we get a little...
Can we get a fork?
Do it with the back of the knife.
No, give me a fork.
Do you want a fork?
Right there.
Wait, avocado is not a vegetable?
Where's not it's a fruit apparently
Hey, somebody put up tomatoes. What's your fingers are dirty?
For the best thing we can do for a company's system
You cut this shit a fucking femboy
Oh boy.
Yeah, your hands are dying.
Yeah, watch me before we do this.
It really looks depressed.
Well, can you please send me a hundred?
I got you.
I got you.
No, after she's got you.
After she's got you.
After she's got you, we got rollable, all three of us.
No, you're all sending me a hundred.
We're all sending you a hundred.
You made $300, say.
That'd be great.
Thanks, guys.
Let me ask you a few questions.
What is this building that we're gonna do with this?
I like something neat out right now.
What's that?
What do you think?
That looks cool.
I know, it's honey and wood.
Wait, why don't we order bullshit we can just make this?
Ready?
That's enough.
This table has gotta be never put in a dash.
There's never been a time.
The table's never been a dash.
Is this all in there?
Yeah, yeah, I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I'm gonna have to do this.
This feels like it looks big.
Eh.
That'll be fine.
Ready?
Little dash.
Nah, nah, nah.
Just, just.
Nah, just, just.
Just hear me.
Just hear me out.
Just hear me out.
Just hear me out.
Just hear me out.
Just hear me out.
Just hear me out.
Wait!
That's a cucumber's in Glock?
No, it's not cucumber, it's zucchini, it's a radish.
Oh, zucchini, zucchini.
Get the, get the, get the cucumber.
Hey, no, no, no, no.
Give it to me, give it to me.
No, right here.
That was in my eyes, though.
Oh, man, that's over.
They're saying we have a line.
Ooh!
Is there a line?
If there's a line, we're, we're money.
Oh, it's a lightrope?
I have a lightrope.
Oh, nah.
It's a radish, a radish.
A lightrope?
Yeah, yeah, that's it.
Yeah, come here everybody cheers. Everybody cheers for the cucumber.
Hey boys.
Hey boys. Why does this look good?
Because this is about to be good. Fuck chips, we're the hell in the past.
It's cool to be healthy.
That's very good. That's very good.
Yep, look at how he just dissolves right here.
Yo son, that is not good.
Oh don't decide. That's a great shower.
Okay, no troll, not even funny, it's a cut up jalapeno and then I had to be dead.
I don't think you would.
A little bit of spice.
A little bit of spice, didn't do that.
A little bit of spice.
I got it, I got it.
A little bit of spice or not?
A little bit of spice.
A little bit of spice here, look.
Cut that bitch in half and we'll just do small chops.
Small chops.
Mush it up a little bit.
That's enough.
Mush it up a little bit.
That's enough.
It'll just give it a little tint.
Like a little tint.
Mush it up?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's a mush, a mush, a mush, a mush, a mush, a mush.
Really mush, mush.
You have any little bit of black pepper?
All of it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Black pepper.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no, trust me.
No, trust me.
All right, go ahead.
Add some.
A tiny, tiny, tiny.
Oh.
No, no, no, no.
All right, all right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh my God.
Oh, jeez.
How hot, wait, how many jalapenos do you have in your lunch?
How many jalapenos?
It's about the generation of boys to being vegetables in the next one. Yeah
Now that's the block that's right mark
Yeah, I'm not gonna I fuck eat chips though. This is this is a new snack. No, that's it. I'm better like holy fuck
Oh
Mmm.
That's generational.
I'm actually doing it.
I'm not eating?
That is, that is good.
I swear on my life I would actually eat this like, full of it.
Wow.
This is a great shot.
There's no more cucumbers.
There should be another one.
I think we've got two.
Fucking hell, I don't care about that.
Oh, got to look at the venue.
It's a little hot.
We didn't have enough guys so far.
Wow.
It's just healthy.
It's how you know we're coming to be on a six pack this year, y'all.
What?
Hey, avocado right now.
Low key.
Talk to me.
I'll be honest.
Vegetables?
Yeah.
Vegetables?
Low key to me.
I'm just an outlet right now.
Yeah, me too.
You know what I mean?
Dude, not gonna lie.
Yeah.
Yeah, one more.
We have the big boy.
We got three more.
Yeah.
All right.
This?
Oh wait.
That in avocado could be good.
No.
That's like a chip?
No, we have a chip.
No.
Well we had our churros.
Maybe.
Alright, let's cut that up, please.
Cut it up.
I was thinking about it.
Guys, salt and pepper is not that unhealthy.
Just take a little bite.
Salt and pepper is not, bro.
What?
Why don't you eat it?
That could be good, Tom.
No, that's not good.
I'll eat that back.
You don't know, at least.
That's not, not good.
Not good to be sure about.
Oh, I feel like you can see from over.
That was on the scale at the store, that's pretty bad.
I can taste the scale.
Look at the iron scale.
Ah, boys.
Dude, you just don't walk like anything, it'll be good.
Come on now.
Open up.
Aye, aye, aye.
No, I don't want to fucking bite a habanero abacadabra.
Bro, that's supposed to give you a ream and a seal if you want to try it.
All right, what's next?
Next, we have asparagus. Let's try cold asparagus.
He's going to eat cold asparagus.
Jack, can you eat cold asparagus or no?
I'm not going to lie, this probably tastes good. No troll. Give me a cucumber.
I'm going to try this.
Grab this piece, this piece, this piece, this piece.
You're going to try it? Yes. Like a little spice.
Could be good by actually...
How's it feel around? It's a hit and on.
How spicy is that?
It's over. Yeah, it's over. And we got about 15 minutes of spray-spin water.
Who's at the door now?
What the f***ing male man?
He's at the door, I have a gun over here.
I have a gun over here?
Yes. I have a gun on me. I'm fully armed and I have a sole rifle, fully legal.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Bro, I can't.
Why would you need that?
If he fucking eats half an hour, I will kill him, that's it.
You're just fucking with me.
Come on, I'm not talking to you.
You're cute.
You're a bad piece of shit.
You're a bad piece of shit.
Run, run.
Try this one.
It was helping.
It was dark chocolate.
It's dark chocolate.
Mine.
It's so good.
Dark chocolate.
Now that's up.
Mine.
Mine.
Mine.
Mine.
Mine.
Mine.
Ma!
What the hell are you doing?
Hear me out! Hear me out! Hear me out!
Michael, I said I wanted to listen! Listen!
Vegetable muckbang! All this stuff comes from the earth!
Coca-Cola plants come from the earth!
It's not science! It's Coca-Cola! It's not vegetable!
Okay, I'm not working my diet. You're right.
Here, have some.
I need to get acting.
Can you pass me a hair towel, Drew?
Is that hot?
You guys want to try this orange pepper?
No way Drake dude is doing a McDonald's collab.
Why do you think that?
Everybody's together.
Asparagus each.
Wait, wait, wait. Let's play a game shall we?
What is it?
What?
Whoever has the longest asparagus has to eat it.
He wants.
I'm gonna do this.
What the hell is up with you?
I'm gonna cut them though.
What is up with him?
He's just like you, Pepper!
I don't want no fucking Pepper!
What the fuck kind of fate Lacey got?
Trying to tell my barber what it is so I can get it too?
This is just like a mid-fade, mid-fade mid-fade high-fade.
Okay, look, look, look, look.
They're all the same, they're all the same.
Pick one, pick one.
You pick the far right?
Pick one, pick one.
Pick the middle.
You had the longest one, huh?
You had the longest one.
You had the longest one.
No, you made a deal.
I'm good.
I'm good. Let's just try this first, come on, y'all.
All right, here, all right, ready?
Cheers.
The more, the more.
I've never had you watch.
Let me eat it. I can't.
I don't even have a kid.
Me either.
I know.
What is the worst?
Wait, let me spit.
What is this?
What is this?
It's a fucking seed, you dumbass.
That's a seed?
Oh, alright.
Bro.
Come on, you don't.
Come here, you look like you're on my wall, Tom.
You don't like it.
This ain't about the money, don't call me.
This is disgusting.
This is genius.
I'm not eating this.
I'm not gonna try it.
I'm not trying.
Let's quit being one man.
Put that on her ass.
Hand me a bloody squad, bro.
What about the A for now?
Where's the trash, man?
Now we're moving on to the big stuff, guys.
Is that a crack?
Also, my phone is dead.
It's on the right.
You were just spinning.
Check my phone is dead just so I know.
All right, here we go.
Is that on the phone?
Yo, yo, yo.
They dead ass made a fucking vegetable from the emoji.
This is crazy.
How do you send this to all the girls around him, bro?
Back in the day, like, high school,
I'd send a girl.
be like hey you try to come over throw this emoji at the end of the text oh no
girls
which was odd every do that we're like yo are you in the shower and they're like
yeah oh I did without me yeah every girl in high school made fun of me every
girl there was one girl her name was a couple of carly Robinson she made fun
of me wasn't him I think she has a problem
Oh no, it's okay.
Anybody else's stomach hurt a little bit?
I feel like my stomach is a little chagged.
Can I get a little bit of a towel?
Maybe we got a little, maybe just like...
Guys, it's not a waste.
I don't know.
Stop.
We heard it.
Huh?
You all ready?
All right, ready?
Yeah.
I've never had an eggplant.
I don't need her.
Alright.
Okay.
Okay.
I about to take a piece.
Oh, this is like, it's like a foam.
Wait, why is it feeling?
Why is it foaming?
It's foaming.
Oh, no.
Ooh.
Oh my God.
Ooh.
Ooh, sour.
I don't like that at all.
I don't like that at all.
You're a fucking...
I don't like that at all.
I mean, what, what, I don't...
I don't like girls when they suck on those.
Oh my God.
I've never been served this before.
Why?
Get this shit.
Holy shit.
Adam, I'm crazy.
OK, no troll.
We lubed this up right now.
I'm trying to shove it in one of our asses.
Would it work?
Yeah.
If we shove it out enough.
Wait, I think somebody put this on this.
For sure.
I think you crazy you should have not put it in.
I've seen a girl open up her asshole
and then put syrup in it with milk
and the guy eating it with his crew.
Disgust.
What fruit is that called?
Should we sit on it?
What?
What are you all fucking saying right now?
Gosh, why are you watching? It's supposed to be that hard?
Should we just leave this in someone's room?
Wait, it's hard!
Oh my god, it's kids as well!
Wait, this could be good.
Okay.
Wait, why don't you look?
It looks like a word for a kids as well.
I'm kind of excited for this one a little bit.
It's a little hard.
Wait, I'm sure it is.
It doesn't taste like anything, it doesn't taste like anything, it just tastes like raw.
What does that mean?
It tastes just like nut with solid.
No?
Alright, well last but not least we have dry, hard rock cauliflower.
Actually, my least favorite, that's what I'm telling you.
I was making up these.
Dude, here you go.
You're not slick, bro.
Like, we fucking hear it.
Right here.
I'm cleaning this shit, because I'm on W the wrong.
Here.
Three brains.
Here.
Three brains, it sounds to be actual brains.
All right, boys.
All right, cheers.
Cheers.
Hey.
Hey, W vegetable mukbang.
Hey, vegetable mukbang?
I think next mukbang we do maybe like a hamburger mukbang
The greatest vegetable I was breaking top three top three right now
I'm your first your top three
Yes, okay, I'm gonna go avocado one
I'm gonna go corn second. I'm gonna go to make a third bang
Not that shop
Personally, what's your least favorite top my least favorite top three? I will go
Zucchini the person we had absolutely discussing Zucchini is actually nasty
I would have a beer because that should have me fucking pissing fire and then the third
one I would go um, honestly I'm hungry with this big dick.
I'm gonna get one.
Me?
First thing?
My top three?
Shhh.
Easily.
Number one, number one.
Easily.
I'm sorry y'all.
Tomatoes.
Tomatoes is number one for me.
Okay.
Wow, really?
Yes.
Tomatoes.
Oh wow.
It's not even a hot take.
Tomatoes are the greatest.
That's not a hot take.
Not hot at all.
Not hot at all.
I like cucumbers, cucumber salad, that's not bad, that's not bad.
Oh cucumber, you didn't speak my language there, low key.
Put it on your eyes and you can eat it.
You got a bad shot at all, yeah.
Prime, my third, honestly, is corn.
Corn was, that corn was good, my least favorite.
Easily, easily fucking my zucchini.
I don't know anyone who eats zucchini who likes it.
That is disgusting.
Absolutely fucking disgusting.
After that, what the, eggplant?
Yo.
It's shit, absolutely shit.
This is dog shit.
And then, honestly, cauliflower, like just straight up,
it's not like buffalo, it's kind of mid.
Yeah, it's kind of mid.
Honestly, I'll give it an honorable mention, celery.
I'm gonna give it an honorable mention, bell pepper.
Okay.
Bell pepper is an honorable mention.
Lakes?
My favorite, I'm gonna go.
Hot food, hot food.
My top, my number one was the corn.
Was it corn?
That's a hot thing.
No, we're number one.
Bro, we all ate the whole thing, number one.
I'll eat the whole thing!
My God, about Chas, I'm number one!
Two women have to go with the bell pepper.
That's good.
And then three of them have to go with tomatoes.
Really? Tomato?
Tomato, man, that's not bad.
What's your bottom three?
Bottom three is going to be a big dick.
Oh, yeah, that's a good one.
Shit, it was ass.
Who eats eggplant?
I've never even had that been served to me.
I've never had that.
The only place I've had that be served to me is Boston Nova,
and I always push out the way.
Okay, the rest?
Second least favorite, I'ma go with Habanero and then it comes, Robert.
She was a star garbage.
All right.
Well-gusting.
Hopefully y'all enjoyed the vegetable mukbang.
You guys really like it.
I'll change up my habit.
The vegetables?
Oh, the chocolate.
Dude, now we gotta do Hell's Friends.
No.
After fucking...
We might be...
Ooh!
But we gokey to eat healthy.
Yeah, you fucking did.
That's not bad.
To the hills.
To the hills.
Oh, shit.
To the right now.
I have actual good news what?
Ordered peanut butter. He said you want to try to be a button. I mean is that he won't try it ever tried it
I go bring it in celery peanut butter is a crucial step
Let's go, let's wash it.
Oh, I can't believe it.
I can't believe it.
I can't believe it.
It's clean.
It's clean.
Oh, it's clean.
Everyone knows you can wash fruits and vegetables.
Bro, you can wash every type of fruit and vegetable.
Facts.
Let's get a fact in the chat.
Facts.
Facts.
Facts.
Facts.
Facts.
Facts.
Facts.
I'm not even kidding.
I'm dead.
I'm not even kidding.
I'll eat it like that.
Just work out.
Oh, is that a crunch or a smooth one though?
Oh
You couldn't get a little bit
Try this you have all the health acts more
This looks...
Oh, wow.
Is that actually good?
Okay, so...
It's a week.
I'm not going to watch it.
Yeah, it looks like fucking shit.
I'm going to watch it.
We watch it.
Like, I'm not getting this, like, actually out of the bottom of the trash.
I had to watch all the shit off.
It was fine. We like throw them off.
I'll try it with you.
No, me too. I'm not going to.
You can't do that to him.
You know what I'm saying?
Come on.
Was that actually bad?
No.
Is it bad?
I just know that was in the bottom of your bag, so...
It is, I'm done.
I'm done.
You know, like, you know, when I was a kid...
It's peanut butter back there.
No, it's good for you.
I know, it's horrible.
A lot of protein, right?
No.
Seven grams of protein per serving.
How many servings?
It's 190 calories per serving.
Yeah, it's under the virgin.
Um, when I was a kid, my mom would always bring me, uh, celery, sugar, peanut butter, and all these...
Applegate it from in a trash. Did you just do it as just people? Yeah, how much was that?
Peanut butter, yeah, so oh I was all the fees and stuff
To keep going warriors a you know what's the matter? Oh my mom would bring me celery in peanut butter slices
And I would always roll them in the trash and act like I ate them and then I would give a bag of chips
I never know what the camera got at since I was doing this whole thing.
The microwave started opening on me.
I'm gonna turn it a little bit.
How about what can we do? All right, please?
Bro, we look, you need to.
I'm not a machine, please.
Can you not solve my right, please?
You don't even know where you drew it. I need to solve everything, bro.
You don't have to game?
I just thought it before.
Oh, okay.
It was easy.
But I need to control it.
Tell me this is what?
Ron, you got to extra control.
Any control helps at all?
I
Know troll I got it. I got a P2 nobody flush with toilet. Let's do a color. We can do all three of us
I bet look at you already down to do it like shut the fuck up and go pee and flush with toilet
Hurry up, bro.
Is that a good mukbang?
It was all right.
Chad, what do you think about the vegetable mukbang?
That was a good mukbang.
They're saying open the door.
Hold on, you're more than enough to try.
Hold on.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hi guys.
Hi.
Of course.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Damn it.
Damn it.
Damn it.
Damn it.
You're taking too long.
I'm coming in.
Holy shit.
Oh my god, oh my, oh my fucking god.
What's up, Drew?
What's up?
I sent you the mic.
Did you get it?
You sent me it?
Yeah.
It's a hard one.
I mean, hold it down.
I don't even know anything.
You send it while you're busy.
Hold it down while you're busy.
I need my notes.
I don't know.
So you and I are in trouble.
Nah, I don't get in trouble.
All right, you owe me a hundred bucks too.
That's what you said in the kitchen.
So I will get you a controller and you send me a...
What the fuck is you doing in here?
I know.
Whoa!
You dropped the controller?
Ball!
Here.
I got, got bit right now.
Up to a C.
I'm sure to be right.
Yeah.
How much was all of that?
Be honest.
7,342 dollars.
What the fuck?
Actually it was like 70, a little bit higher because I got more attachments.
But I got a comp lens.
FX.
That's my point.
Three?
FX three.
See that vegetable mark?
That's my quality.
Ball.
And then flew up the toilet.
What did you get be right you copy in the whole thing whole setup?
thousand seven thousand three hundred. Yeah, ours was like seven thousand five hundred
You want a new lens? Yeah, that guy use six hundred dollars off the same thing come on, bro
That's supposed to be what you do save the bread. How do I tell you use lenses? There's always something
Really that pixel there's a dead thing. There's a dead pixel on this one
What the fuck?
You just went to go face fuck you, man.
What the fuck?
I'm going to go plug in my beer, Ray. What are y'all doing?
I'm going to go kind of rock and roll.
Rock and eat around the game?
In the back, I'm shaking my attention.
What the fuck is that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, peace, fuckers out there.
Uh huh.
No, stop.
At last,
my love
Love has been born
Every time the job get undressed
I can't keep the same
Your head
I wrote this song just
Looking at you
Yes
And the drums they sweetly nove
And ashram this nager
Yeah, yeah
And the violin is going to drop too
Da, da, da, da, da
Da, da, da, da, da
I've got nothing
Right?
You can break now, am I?
Yes
Take a sip of my cellar
And so I came to the world
And I made it through you
And I want to save you
Who's ready for rockin' league, can I get up?
Who wants to fuck me?
ME! GRAMMA ME!
You ever see that episode of Drinking Josh?
I do recall the me, grandma, me, but not who wants to fuck me.
Who wants to eat my ass?
It's already switched, buddy.
Can I get a...
Yo, whatever happened to the song Carnival?
That shit got really ruined, right?
It's all real, party.
Why did someone just at me in the chat and said,
tomorrow you suck low W?
yo guys every time I get on my setup after an IRL you don't have to type W
stream you fucking losers like yo this chat is actual dumbasses Ron mower
segment again lol w yo it hasn't even fucking started
someone tell Lacey and Marlon to pick up the phone and by the way I said
Now you guys are going to type it in my chat.
Dude, I don't even have more than added on Discord.
Thank you for the three months.
Can we get a W in three months in the chat?
Guys, if you want to resub, now I'll read it.
If you want to resub.
But now is the only option.
Thank you for the 20 months, bro.
Thank you.
If you're enjoying the stream,
drop a 10 gifted to show you're enjoying it.
Thank you for the 16 months.
Thank you for one gifted sub.
Thank you.
Thank you for the tier one.
Thank you for the eight months.
Thank you for the sub, Rick.
Thank you.
Thank you for the sub for just fine pucks
District and Quinn. Oh, wow. Thank you for sub Dotex. Adriana. Thank you for nine months. Yo, it's thank you for the sub
Thank you for the tier one for three months. Yo, drop a me by the way if you don't sub to me unless I read it
I'm noticing a lot of people have their twitch primes and they don't use it unless I read on desktop. Yo, Qo
Oh, thank you for 21 months. Huck. Thank you for sub Trace. Thank you for sub. Nio shit
Thank you for sub Jace. Thank yourself flow. It's up. Thank you tier one. Thank you for 11 months cat
Hey, I really think for three months a twitch prime coming in from aspartel
Why are you putting a wide speed down?
Yo, tell Lacey to pick up the phone. Whoa
NICOLICS with the five months lame with the five flame excuse me your fat rondeau
Thank you. You're already with the 60 months red duro blaze one million. Thank you for the twitch prime skyler
XOR with the sub Fabio the sub 360 owns me with the sub. Thank you
Azor with the sub sir Paul with the sub Geo with the sub twitch private five months. Thank you so much
You'll follow it in five months. Thank you so much. Oh, wow
Invite Marley the call invite Marley the call
Lucas with the sub thank you for 10 months. Holy shit polar with the sub from time to make you a go white mama
Thank you for the sub twitch run from manbo. Oh, thank you for the sub. Oh spring David sub mega. Okay. That sounds bad
I said mega his names mega
Mandor in the 70 months Remy boy with the
Yo, what's up, Ron reading my subs. They're subbing so much. Yo, who'd be a David sub cutter with this up?
Okay, so what it's up your flounder itself extreme at the sub place there with the sub holy shit
Stop subbing to me get the sub for sire David destiny the order
Thank you for the 40 months. They'll be 40 months in the check of him strokes. Are we good?
Yeah, just remember past a lot David a dying. Thank you anonymous gift there anonymous
Who's an honest robber me if you get the job talk a mythic or something with some Saturday or something
You're launching with some fault over the front. Thank you. It's up to you. Yeah, I'm on this is wrong. You're creepy
Which could it is right? Yes, I'm a little too fat. Yo zoom in with a month. Thank you for a month a time
I'm sorry. Oh, thank you. It's a 47 months from Gordy. Thank you for something. It's up. Hey, thank you
It's up for diamonds. Thank you. All right, W subs in the chat man. Everyone say dubby man. Thank you
Who's ready for rocket league? Can I get a hell? Yeah?
Yo Burma with the chair one Davos with the same sub Steve herself
Yo, 60 Months Mods changed my title to playing Rocket League ranked with Marlin and Lacey warming up for
Jinxies Tournament. That's soon. 39 Months. Thank you so much.
Hey, champ, be honest. Have y'all been enjoying today's stream? Yes or no?
Holy purple fucking wall of doom!
Yo, cat, thank you for the sub. 12 Months. Hooray!
Hey!
Yo, I'm gonna be honest with you.
I'm gonna be so dead honest with you.
We haven't gotten a 50 gifted yet.
I'm a little worried today.
Yo, Looney David in two months,
ways with the sub.
Champ, you never got to win this tournament.
Can you invite Marlon to the call?
He doesn't have a controller, but yeah, I got him a call.
Bro, wait, he's not playing?
Here, is there some more?
Yo, I think my 100 gifted sub button is broken.
I did ask to take my 100 gifted button, it's broken.
Let's go. No, but yeah, look, I didn't know this. Wait, where's it at?
My game.
I'm going to show you all right.
Wait, wait, hold on. What song is going to play the rock?
We don't get to play the rock. Yes, the song.
Look, if you go to the shop, Chad, wait, is you still on this right here?
It works.
Wait, that's Jixi.
What's up other than we can do with wait, this is they have for me for us. Yeah, they did wait. This is a nice ass song
Chassis easy
Hold on
This is kind of tough. This is some Belka music
Yeah, what's the one super rare wheels and
What the fuck is this song
hold on
Yes
Yo, what's up, Ben?
Yeah, I'm streaming right now.
What up?
Okay, Ben.
Wait, what happened?
The clinic?
Yeah.
But I'm not gonna say it on stream, bro.
I know you don't want your business out.
So you call me back after.
Ben, how much money?
How much money to add the six cards in the call right now?
I guess I make $250,000 in two days. You guys think I'm not rich? Yeah, you ready to play?
Yeah, I'm ready. Wait in the shop. I don't think
Wait, Jigsaw doesn't play or more than I don't think okay, let's play two spray now
Why did my whole set up to shake I'm a really high-ranked I'm gonna play right there. I'm right. What rank are you I?
Think I'm going
Wait, this song is fucking good. No, I might be going down. I did go now. I might be going down
Hold on. Why is this?
Let's play one game of ranked while we wait okay, wait, so you know how to aerial
Yeah, I'm really good
Wait, does rocket league have the best soundtrack
Bro, you know what used to be so fun in rocket league chat. Oh my god when they had trading
Yo, yo, yo lock in the day. They say
Listen listen listen
Me and you are gonna be on a tournament against Jinxie and everyone
I need you to actually try your best. I'm dead serious
Bro, we're not gonna get first out. Oh my god. Okay
What my soul I thought that was our night
Okay, that's a bad first mistake first mistake first mistake first mistake first mistake first mistake first mistake
Everyone makes mistakes mods
Locking
Good get it get it get it get it
That's just a warm-up game
I'm gonna set it to the middle it's gonna be set to remember we're gonna play 2v2's we got to get good at this
Wait, what?
Wait, I thought you did this
Good good save
Yeah, wait, what are you? Oh, please you said you know how to do this
You're getting stuck in here, bro.
Help me, help me, help me, help me.
Or we gotta get a goal.
I know, I know.
No, get it out.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Run up.
Okay, okay.
No, I don't know how to.
But listen, listen, on defense,
you gotta make sure you never get the ball to the middle.
See here how you hit off the wall, right?
You pass it through, that's an assist for you.
Okay?
Okay, okay, teach me, teach me, this is good.
This is good, this is good.
Always clear it out the other side.
All right, you wanna go for it?
Are you going for it or me?
It's me it's me it's me
Wide-speed not
Good
It's you it's you it's you it's you you gotta stop it there
Out
Well how about 50's?
Does someone hold?
I'm learning bro
We're gonna win the tournament oh god
Area!
AHHHHH
Okay
Oh fuck, I'm running.
I wanna fuck you. I wanna fuck you.
It's not safe to save, to save, to save, to run.
RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN
What?
Is that good? Is that better?
Oh no.
Is that better?
Oh, nice.
Go get it! I bumped him! I bumped him! Get it!
Well, you didn't bump shit. You didn't bump shit there.
It's all good. We got a score here.
Run! Run!
Yo, I'm sorry, but why the fuck are you off to without me right now?
That's so fucking rude.
Well, you weren't on the game, and then you're still fucking me.
How hard would it be to get good at this game, like me and you, bro, before the 15th?
Well, I'm telling you, we can actually get good.
Is there money online for the tournament, or no?
I'm sure.
How much money do you want?
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
Where you going?
Not so stable now, if you say.
Hey, watch this.
How are you too low now we just hook my boo shut up bitch
Good again again, he's just a maxing
I'm here. Remember. That's not better. Is that better?
Good
I'm actually good right well. He's fucking just a maxing. Yo you boy toy boy toy
What are you doing talking about gestures, bro? That's not fucking among us, dude. You're playing fucking rocket league. What?
Yo, what's the ball that?
Hey, what are we doing wrong here talk?
We're not forfeiting we're putting it through users knocking
Okay, they're telling me I'm ball chasing.
What does that mean?
You are ball chasing.
I'm just going in.
Oh my fucking thanks.
I just want to score.
Definitely not until you're ready.
Go on ball, ball, ball, ball, ball.
Okay, Roxy, here's the thing.
When one person goes for the kickoff, the other person has to be playing for a
dead ball.
Okay, one time, one time.
I don't get what I'm doing wrong.
I don't get what I'm doing wrong.
All right, four for four.
I don't get what I'm doing wrong.
I don't get what I'm doing wrong.
All right, perfect, perfect, perfect.
Perfect.
Let's just go again.
Maybe let's start, maybe let's start in casual 2v2s.
No, no, no.
No, no.
Resart.
Perfect.
Perfect.
No, you're not.
You're fine.
Listen, need the match?
Need the match?
Leave, leave, leave, leave.
Okay, I'll explain three simple rules to you, okay?
Okay, ready?
Number one, on kickoffs, the person who's closest to the ball always goes.
If you're on the left side and you're the same distance,
the left side always goes.
Do not go for goose right off the rip if you're not going.
You have to be patient and wait for the person
to win the kickoff and then you chip the ball into the net.
Say it one more time.
On kickoffs.
Chat, predex out.
On kickoffs, the closest person always goes for the kickoff.
If you're the same distance,
the person on the left goes.
save one more time and slower.
I'm serious.
So when you go for the ball, I go for the boost.
No, you don't go for the boost.
You don't go for the boost.
You wait for me to get the ball
and then you have to chip it in.
You'll see what I mean.
You'll see what I mean.
Okay.
Okay, okay.
Because if you flip at the ball on kickoff
and you get it, you'll get three goals.
Okay bet.
Okay bet, easy.
Chad, don't call me a retard.
I'm right.
I'm literally speaking facts.
facts okay let's do it let's do one more and then we'll play marlin come on all
right so right now it's me that goes for it okay so watch I'm gonna try to
get the ball I get it it now you play ball but you should have been just
trailing behind me trying to get it nice on nice on I like that a lot of
Actually, it's a good shot.
Almost there.
You're in the middle there.
You can hit that there.
Okay.
Double boom!
Double boom!
Never done before!
Up in the air, up in the air, up in the air.
Now these guys are on our scale.
I like this.
Especially if you're on your ball chasing
and you're hitting me.
You're hitting me while you're ball chasing.
this shut up bitch it's out nice I'm set up in the middle I'm set up in the
middle I'm set up in the middle that's too high too high so I
it's dead gone my way there a little bit wrong I might have had a bullet
I got it I got it I got it I got it okay finish that finish that finish
It's gotta go middle, it's gotta go middle.
Nice try.
Ooh, that's a good hit.
Nice, I'm playing something good.
I'ma clear it, I'ma clear it, I'ma clear it, I'ma clear it.
Okay, you're gonna clear it.
Whoa, I blocked it.
There it is.
Nice, go for it, go for it, go for it,
set it, set it, set it.
out I got it out
how much money to show your kids?
NO! NO! NO!
you should have been there
am I playing this bad? I'm confused
come back middle to you?
that's too high, I'm going to have to get that
I really don't understand what I'm supposed to be doing wrong
I really want to learn, I'm not trying to fuck around
So my supposed to play
It's great my skills what attempt I'm actually good
No
Nice
Wow good job six seven
Not shot, I'm not shot.
Right, I need you to stop ballchasing.
What am I doing?
You keep hitting me, I'm on your team, go for the ball, shoot, shoot, shoot.
I'm on the block, I'm on the block, I'm on the block.
I changed my mic, this is good.
Now I'm blocked, I'm gamer mode now.
Oh god, I'm gamer mode.
Can't stop me.
Aerial.
Oh my boots bitch get it get it get it get it get it that's you finish them finish on his face
Oh dear ass
No, stop don't take that don't take that
I'm trying watching this likes and so far
Why on the tic-tac that I see you do like three aerials and now you can't do it
It's hard my teammates fucking knocking me out the
I'm soaking the fingers. I'm soaking. I got I got I got it
No, that's now nice nice nice nice nice nice. Good shit. I can be three aerials. I can air dribble everything
What is jump mean? Is it just double tap a I'm good these like when I double tap it I miss
Push it!
Metal! Metal set!
That was fucking tough.
Yep, take that boost to the left, please.
I'm the best teammate in the world, chef.
Oh yep, take that boost too, I don't know chef.
Might as well take all of them. We're around.
You've got to call out what boost you are.
Nice, good boost.
We can still do it! Oh, I'm god, we can still do this! Listen, listen, listen, I'm going to get the bullet and you're going to go for it, okay?
Okay, okay, okay.
No, no, no, that's you!
That's you!
Go on!
Finish it!
Set it to me, set it to me, set it to me, I got it!
What the...
I'm a boost.
We lost again, man.
We lost against fucking crumb.
I'm not even trying to be funny. I'm dead serious. I'm actually trying I swear to God
Yeah, hold on trust me. We're gonna get a win here. I'm deranking like it's fucking
Is he ready? He did a move.
Alright.
Are you in here, Ron?
Oh, nice. I made a competitive solo game.
Okay.
I can't. It's my rank.
My rank's on the line here.
Hey, yo, fuck toys are ready. Come on.
Come on.
Give me a sec. Give me a sec. Give me a sec.
I'm gonna be honest.
I just used some tights and tutorials.
I might be the greatest player in the world, so I'm party.
What a save.
I'll leave.
Oh, I'm a fucking ready.
I'm in a competitive solo game.
Leave, bro.
My chat's begging you.
They're just dancing.
It's solo.
OK, I find out.
I'm in my national number 4-0 in a ranked game.
Oh, pulling up against somebody.
What do I do?
Hold the trigger boost.
Oh!
Mother join.
Dude, I'm fucking insane at this game.
Wait, make justice his flight.
Should I invite him?
He's not even your love, he just made me leave.
My Marlon, you have him at it.
Marlon, I invited you.
What I do?
You accept anybody else.
I don't accept anybody else.
I don't know how to accept this from the way you do.
Marlon, are you disabled?
What?
Yeah, that's good to see anybody else, right?
No, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Who's a rock like me or PBM?
Don't lie.
where I go where I go where I go where I go
that's all to be to know no way I'm not
maybe it's the way my looks on my shed is max better than wrong no no way
wait I don't say that stupid shit don't say that actually why did you give me
the worst excuse you oh my god I mean you know what's why it's like so sick
much as you guys are all party members complete the new driver challenge
You can't even play games.
Marlon, what is the driver challenge?
Did you not do it?
What the fuck do drivershunks want on the best drive already?
I don't understand.
It's no fucking sense.
In five minutes, there's a 2v2 tournament.
Ron, load us up in a casual.
Yeah, load us up in a casual.
Let's start.
Come on, let's do this.
Let's do this, man.
Come on.
And we got this, boys.
I'm just making for three-four minutes in size.
Are you fucking serious?
I don't think we'll play casual.
No, it's because we left a lot, but we gotta wait four minutes.
All right, okay, so can someone like give me the rundown?
Okay, so basically, there's gonna be a ball,
there's gonna, and then there's gonna be a car,
and then there's gonna be a car.
You're supposed to follow the ball with your car
and score in the net.
Yes, you have to score.
Okay, and how much do you go to instead of timer?
Like what is it like?
It's gonna be a five minute timer,
And you got to score in those five minutes.
OK, and whoever gets the most, it's like a football game,
correct?
Correct.
It's car football, I guess.
OK.
So, and I'm already really good at football, so it's like.
OK, yeah, it's over.
Like, you know.
Chad, is Marlon decent or is he like really bad?
No, I'm decent.
Chad, don't lie, don't lie, don't lie.
Right, literally have chopper EG on right now.
It's insane.
What?
Yeah, you didn't know what that is you see shit kiss no already all right green Marlon
16
Yeah, I'm having fucking Sunray off my ass right now. Holy fuck
He's better than wrong yeah my dick my fuck wait dead ass
My dick this time over wrong. I thought you're like a gamer. Oh my dick and balls Marlon is better than me
I'm not gonna run if I'm better you that's actually really bad. I'm gonna do the bug
Lace look at Roach car look at mine like all jokes side and I'm not better. Are you fucking serious?
Look at my fucking car your car looks wack as shit
Lace, look at my fucking car
Alright bro.
No
Do y'all have what's it called?
Do I have audio on? Do I have fucking audio on?
Do I have fucking audio on?
It takes two minutes to do the driving challenge. Wait, why don't you just do it then?
Do the driving challenge.
I'm telling you right now. Oh, yes, the level up a rank
Give it
All right, let's play ready. Here we go
There's my time to fucking sign I'm not gonna lie. It's not fucking sign. You okay?
Okay, you could play on laser's account. He said he's down before
Yeah, you know chat y'all decide who's better me or Ron be honest honest am I better lazy to
Change teams
No, that's fine. It's fine fine. I want to be on my toe. I look for my calm
Okay, so let me just fix that. Let me do that. I see people do a reset off that chat
I'm gonna change my camera
Any day bro his dog should ask
I
Did I think I'll kick it one more right now?
I would bet money you wouldn't mind the kidding. I died dead ass. I dead ass. Don't think you would have a chance. That's yours
You know these up. No, let me say you play in the game when we play
More am I good person you're pretty matters fuck you
Hi 110 that's all I already got that
Let's play bro. Let's see how we play listen all about coordination here all about teamwork all about talking
Coach is right. We must give it all bro. All will be given facts facts. I'm not cool. I'm not excited
I would go away. I have no sound. Yeah, I'm closer to the ball. I have no fucking sound
3d3 this matters. Let's go Lacey lock in you're not in you're the only one in I ready
Wait, what I'm on the game tab in
Tab in already put audio on look it where you're on a game get tab in
Okay, I'm here. Let's go we go
Nice. Nice, Lace. Nice.
Yo, yo, yo, boys. Yo, boys. Let's get a 10-win streak going. Come on.
Okay, let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it.
I got him. I got him. I got him. I got him.
Oh!
Run!
Yo! I got him! I got him!
No!
Fuck you, Cole!
That's one.
Over the head. Why not?
Lowering my nose will tap in. Not a bad shot.
Not a bad shot.
Oh, shit.
I got one one one one one one one one one one one one one.
Snack.
Okay.
Come on, you didn't even like it.
Come on, be quiet.
But what's triangle, what's triangle, what's triangle?
No, look at the ball.
Come on.
Where's the ball there?
Can you run around and hit that?
How do I boost?
Nice
See back I'm back. I'm staying back. I'm staying back. I'm staying back. I'm staying back. I'm staying back
What's all good? I'm staying back. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here
My life jumped out in this game, I'm confused bang
Why how do you jump you jump with eggs why can't I steer
I feel like I need to get a coach before we play tomorrow
Hey, go lace
I can't boost, I can't boost.
Come on, you sound disabled.
Dude.
There it is.
You got it.
I got it, I got it.
There we go.
Oh my God, Lacey, you fucking idiot.
Why were you in front of the ball?
Get out!
Get out!
No!
I missed!
I missed!
Molly, Molly, Molly!
Locking!
I'm fucking locked, dude.
Lacey, bro, what are you doing?
I'm locking.
I'm locking.
What are you doing is a team effort bro?
Please please please
I'm sitting back I'm sitting back I'm sitting back
I was right there I was right there on the ball
I was right down the ball.
I was right on the ball.
I was right on the ball.
I was right on the ball.
I said nice to happen bro.
Lacey, come on, rock it.
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
You got to loosen them, jump in!
No!
Bang!
Bang!
Bang!
Bang, bang, bang, bang!
Come on, come on!
I'm learning, I'm learning.
I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back.
I'm back.
Little bounce, another bounce.
Come on guys, let's go team, we're winning this game right now.
I bumped him, I bumped him, I missed it.
All right, come here, come here, come here, come here.
Come on, come on.
Goodie, goodie, goodie, goodie, goodie, goodie.
Ladies, that's you ladies, that's you ladies, come on guys.
Ladies!
I
Fucking go
Yo, I feel it. I feel it. I feel like my boost goes away pretty fast. You want to do what a nice to remember boys
Go on go on go on
Am I supposed to do it sideways?
Nice
I
Said Mara Mara says it's coming to me and balls over here. Oh
yeah
Are you there read for something locking okay? You're wrong. What the fuck?
Okay.
What the fuck is going on here?
Lock in.
Don't wait.
Don't wait on it.
Oh, you're on, on, on, on, on.
Lock in.
Nice, Mark.
Good.
Tribble.
Yeah.
No dribble.
Come on.
Come on, come on.
Center, center, center.
Ah.
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
I'm going I'm going I'm going
I'm I low-key better than everyone in the set
Oh, that's me
That's fully missed the ball
Fucking sleep no reason. I say see finish it
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going,
I'm going, I'm going.
Nice hand, hold it!
No!
Okay, missed the ball.
We fucking did that.
Fucking did that.
I'm not a bad aerial there.
I missed the ball, but I still hit the player.
Wait, you don't need that aerial.
wait there's a max speed in this game you are a juice okay we're not more I'm
going on and we go we go we go we go wait am I wasting my time on top send it
send it send it send it send that send that to me send it to me send it to me
send it to me send it to me send it to me send it
thirty six remaining okay right
brother what are what are yo what are you two things to me
oh why let's make this interesting oh my god
I'm standing with you. Oh my god. I'm there. Oh my god. It's me. Oh my god. It's me.
That's me. I just got to get my machine. Oh, that's it. No, let's go. Let's go.
I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. Okay.
One for one. One for one. One for one. One for one. One for one. One for one.
We're undefeated. We're undefeated right now.
Chad, trust me on a predict. Vote on us, bro. We're not losing a game. Trust me.
Even if it gets out of the wire, how do I fix audio, bro?
These are the same kids. These are the same kids.
Do we have to leave the game to get different people?
We're playing as the same people shirt
There's one more one more. Oh hurt. Let's show them that we really are the ghosts
one I
Like this arena not about arena W. Arena
How long until Marlin gets a right leg tomorrow
Oh my god, I look he almost got that
Oh
I'm fucking walking spider me tell them so close on a low key that lays but in his cows we could play ranked
They's going in this room after this game. What do you think chat not about child?
They want to get them all out or we just gonna keep hitting it for our own will here guys. I got it. I got it. I got it
Yo, how do you boost? Why can't I boost all the blood?
Oh, boy. How will we play the full game? You don't know how to boost.
I know how to boost. I don't have no boost anymore.
Okay, so get the boost.
I feel like a fucking dragon, dragonless, fireless...
Where are they? You just blocked the goal! You are fucking ass!
Hey, relax, bro. We're all a teamer.
That's me. That's me. That's me. That's me. That's me.
I'm on that. I'm on that. I'm on that.
You're on me, Marlon. You fucking dumbass.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, remember your own words just now. Okay, we're all a team. All right?
Alright. Here I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
Ah, missed the ball.
I got some missed the ball.
Oh, we don't need to play by play by everything that happens to you.
Ah, missed the ball.
We're getting the ball the wrong way, Mark.
Ah, might have to go to the on-go here.
Ah, fuck.
Ireland.
Go.
That was you.
Really, that was me.
My own teammate hit the ball.
Listen listen listen listen listen we are undefeated right now let's lock in let's play let's play hard
You gotta call that kid oh my god Marlon get out of the net Marlon get out of the net Marlon get out of the net
What should I do there differently chat to score
on the ball
nice
I was there
let's go
I'm not going to just flip the other way like I know it for some reason
I don't know what you're doing
I'm going I'm going for I'm going for I'm going for a bank. I said it fully hit
Nice way
You gotta stop
I
Know play with ball teachers gotta be the most rage-bait thing ever on this game
are you doing all right I really at least I'm mad I'm mad I'm mad I'm mad it's all
okay you stole from me by the way you fully stole from me that's not a nice
scene at all I got it I got it I missed the ball
nice nice I'm in I'm in the wall I don't get it at least you get that at least
bang stop there you go there you go finally oh my god oh my god what a
fucking safe and that's me let's me let's me let's me let's me
bang that's me let's me I'm the ball I'm just saying it's true and jumping
all over the fucking sky okay yeah yeah let's me just me this middle the
What am I supposed to do?
Bro, you gotta jump, bro.
You gotta learn how to jump a lot.
Two.
You...
Bro, you fully just missed the ball, dude.
Um, shall I go, shall I go, shall I go?
No, it's me.
I'm going, I'm going.
No, please, Marlon.
I'm going, I missed the ball, fuck.
Run as you, run as you.
Run, pass for her, pass for her, pass for her.
Yeah, I did, I did, I hit it.
Come on, like, we gotta score her.
We gotta score her, y'all.
Come on, score her, come on.
They see the only one who hasn't scored.
There it is, there it is, there it is.
Let us go!
Let's go come on come on come on!
There you go.
Look at Marlena trying to come to the ball, look at him, like yo.
One more, one more, one more, one more!
Come on one.
I'm going for it I'm going for it.
Go for it, go for it!
I'm going for it I'm going for it.
Bang!
Bang!
I'm going, I'm going!
Bang!
Nice!
Bang, bang, bang, bang!
Come on!
On my God, on my God.
Go!
I
See get that out
Take it take it take it we're good. We're good
Together together together
So long come on reverse sweet we need one more 30 seconds. Oh my god
I'll stay back, I'm staying back, I'm staying back, I'm staying back, I'm staying back.
Set.
Get it out, don't look up.
Just get it out.
It's out.
Lacey, I'm a point left side, I'm a way for you.
I'm a support, I'm a support guys, I'm a support.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Get it out, just get it out, just get it out.
get out
no no no no get out
i have no moves
oh no
oh no
what are you doing
what are you doing
what the fuck does that mean
every time the score goes
it's more than more than more
no no we can do it
we can do it
i'm going, i'm going
i'm fucking going
dumb cunt. Nice one. I did not lose to them. Oh my god, Marlon, you deadass scored two
on goals. Do we rematch them one more time? It's one one, bro. Yes. Yes. And then we
you play a low rematch, low rematch.
I'm fully like that, I'm fully like that.
Salabi, Salabi, oh my God, French.
I literally speak French.
Both of them say, what are you, what's going on?
Two of them are on a hundred fifty-five?
They're such a fuck.
Ron, you got a clean rematch.
I did.
All right, let's see.
GGE's.
I put it on, I put it on, chat's life.
We're doing this
Oh my god. Oh my god. Go go go get that. Go get that.
Nice. You killed them.
Get there. Get there late. Get there late.
I'm going back. I'm going back. I'm going back. I'm going back.
Not a bad shot, Chad. W shot in the chat.
Sadness. I'm going back.
I'm going to be more of a team player.
No, he's there.
Okay, back on team back.
Every goat misses a couple shots.
Michael LeBron games.
Mr. Wall was killed.
No. No.
Ah, fuck him. Mr. Wall again.
Hold on hold hold
I'm staying back. I'm staying back
Remember we can do anything we put our mind to
Fuck one way
Juicy
If we have potential with the spirit of the city.
That's fat white cocky yours.
Come on, get that little egg, get that.
Get that.
I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back.
Shaggy, you want to suck this back up?
I want to suck it.
I'm missing more.
I got it out.
Yo, how do I jump even more?
How do I jump higher?
Bang.
I got piloting you.
I saved it, I saved it, I saved it, I saved it.
Oh.
Guys, get it out!
Oh my god, I got it, I got it.
They passed it, passed it, passed it, passed it.
Well, it's you.
Go, set it.
Thanks, guys, back, thanks, guys, back.
What?
Yep, oh my god.
Ah, that was good.
Almost hit a flick over in chat.
Waiting to go into the case.
I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back.
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
Oh, that's a lot.
Got it, yep.
Thanks, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going up.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, fuck.
Chad, I'm walking, getting a hang of the aerials!
Oh, fuck.
I just missed it. I boosted too much. Should I save my boost for last last second?
Yes, let's save my boost for last second or not.
Why are you working the same exact thing I just did?
Go for it, go for it, go for it.
Oh my God, what's up?
Christiana, that's not half bad bro.
Marlon, keep hit it.
Marlon, Marlon, Marlon.
I
Stop touching me please for the law
Yeah
I
You told them to double jump every time whoever told him to double jump every time actually like all he does is double jump
Yo Lisa my friend I was on goal for that just so no no no no no no
I know I can't I can shake the ball in our half because our teammate. I don't fuck with that at all
I've gone
Please get it there it is there it is
Oh
Well, it's also a car so fast
I miss the ball miss the ball miss the ball miss the ball
And it's 2i of course. Am I supposed to like go under it?
How do I jump higher?
How do I jump higher? I don't understand
Like chat like this, work or no?
Like I can't jump
Nice, oh my god! How many shots on ball?
I
Doesn't even make me jump high at all. Oh my god. I don't keep missing a fucking ball
I feel like I'm Harry Potter playing fucking quidditch in this fucking big fuck this game seriously, bro
said it's directly for me then you went for it I've double tap it the whole time
I said what are you doing in our net what are you doing what are you doing in our net
that ass I do I do I'm doing in the net I'm saying then bang what you just hit it
them perfectly bro wait how's the three no how it's good one goal yeah
There you go
We got this team really need a couple of points
Bro, yeah, I'm all right. It's awesome game off a lot. You feel this awesome fucking game
I'm level 3 so I'm better than you.
I'm level 3 so I'm better than you.
I'm gonna sign into the thing.
Let's play ranked.
Let's play ranked.
Let's play ranked.
Ooh, some nice music.
Yo, Chay, I don't even get that.
I'm not alone in the rank, y'all.
Rank 3, make sure to vote for us.
I promise we'll win this shit.
Let's get a double rank.
Chay, I literally can't even jump high.
I don't understand.
bro my fucking audio haven't even been on that's why i've been able to play good
what the fuck do you mean your audio is not on? oh so that's why your audio isn't on so that's why you
that's why you were fucking whiffing the ball
may she please like uh feel like it for me
and also my audio doesn't work that's why i play bad
all right should i go to training tomorrow instead?
What can I say?
What do you think?
Just put.
Just put on chelou.
Kaisenat has been replaced.
They do this to all regular people who make it big.
Anyone with a platform?
This big is either a seed of serpent or a place of chelou.
Come back. I'm back inside you.
Wait, do we think Kaisenat has cloned?
Okay, hold on, Chad. That's not bad.
That's not bad. That's not bad.
That's not bad, Chad.
not bad again my balls smell so bad
okay I okay so when I go too fast
I
Just your maxing cuz a high quarter south
Why did I not gonna reset there?
How do I play how do I play warm-up?
or whatever. I gotta somehow learn to move though.
Yes? Okay so tell me what I'm doing wrong chat. Like I'm playing here what am I supposed to do? So like let me like...
I should be flipping
No, I'll try to do it now give me a second. I'm doing it right now. Okay, so
So, okay, let me keep the boss. Okay?
So when I go for it, I'm supposed to watch out just
just flip into it. Like that. What are you doing? What happened? I just got to learn
of time it right yet like that
how do you do an aerial
see if they should work here how the fuck you do an aerial you'll be honest
Shut the fuck up and focus on the people once
Wait stop! Stop!
I don't fucking sell him dude
This one's easy
Wait
Go here, and inside rock it
Hey, rock it I'ma kill you
Sir
Install
Wait what? I'm gonna install it bitch
Check it out
Ready?
There we go
sitting alone guys sitting on two guys I don't know why I don't know why you're
there oh that's what I think it's flying though oh not really it's kind of 4%
on you five flying though I'm jumping to early okay so when the ball is like
Right in front of me chat like let's say the ball is like right here
And the jumpfish swing low
And the jumpfish there you go
And the jumpfish there you go
And the jumpfish there you go
Oh guys are you all in the game or not?
Oh yeah are you ready or not?
He's currently downloading. I don't know why I have to do that. It's at 20%.
Oh my god.
Can y'all just fucking relax? Honestly, from my first game chat, like, you need some feedback? I don't think it was bad at all.
Wait, chat, what am I-
I'm literally looking at all chats by the way, so I'm gonna go on A-L-A chat right now. I can see all of you right now.
What do you mean, use my second jump to flip? What?
You did good Marlon thank you so much, thank you so much, honestly, that's coming from
stable inlaysies.
Marlon you are so good, you are literally so good, oh my god, you might be, you have
potential to come to base for a balltongue and go platinum 4.
Is it crazy to say it's easier to do it with no balltongue?
hit the ball
OH!
Wait but why is it going so slow chat?
How do you flip into it?
Don't I lose it?
How the fuck?
I didn't I didn't back up enough I'm gonna jump so I jump when I'm really close
Okay, that's not bad
Bad little shot there
Well, what you mean that
Hold jump
Oh, that was kinda calm.
Hey, motherfucking seller fucking rockin' Lee Courtes.
Are you fucking serious?
Courtes is this?
Courtes is that?
Fuck that dude.
How much do they own?
Holy mo- Holy mo-
What's this looking like?
Holy shit.
Fuck that dude.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
I got that. I got that. I got that.
Okay.
That's kind of flying at me, huh?
I- But I don't understand, when you jump, how do you flip with momentum?
Like, I don't want to sound stupid, but like, look, when I jump and I flip, it's like...
Yo, that's a top goal.
How are we supposed to jump once and then?!
Oh my god. What the fuck is that even possible?
That's so hard, oh my god.
Oh shit.
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
what's rumble going resetting I'm only resetting so I don't have to watch the
animation that's my type I'm like a striker I'm a striker striker also I'll
do fuck that team fast
No, I thought it was good.
Is there other type of shots?
That's my type of shot.
That's easy.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Ooh, a little crossbar.
I'm going to download it.
Oh, shoot.
You see?
Got a time that better, right, chat?
Yeah, you probably should, honestly.
I'm going to download 85.
I'm going to download a shell.
I'm going to get down and we'll go right into range.
This one's hard because I'm looking at the ball.
So it's weird.
I'll take it hard.
I'm going to download it.
Download it.
Right now, boys.
Yeah right now.
That's all going in a good lobby.
One minute here.
No.
There we go.
That's the old one.
Fuck, can I get out of this?
Hello?
There's no more.
Yeah, why does it say cancel when there's no absolutely no bloody zero?
You're gonna jump to this.
Oh my god, bro. How do people...
I
Do guys
Eat my pubic hair, bro with fucking Vaseline, bro
Yo, ladies over here
Grab controlling
not a bad shot to give me a little controller
so for troll it's where you're here
I'll fucking use a key so i don't look
OHHHHH
holy fuck
okay
seriously
fuck this a bit
i'm fucking ready
y'all lets play ranked boys
let's see what the fuck y'all about
let's test y'all man
i need to see it
wait ladies play a super high ranked
Come on hop on
Alright chat I'mma go pee I'mma play Sampia
Come on this is shot oh my god
Look at this green lanchin' ass farm
Holy fuck
Yo why is there no fucking audio
I'm gonna fuck somebody like actually
Holding boost check is it a real game I get it like that?
who was that my bad of this game
wait you know what it is I keep tapping a I gotta hold it was that the game
You looking by boys?
Hey, you little fuckin' imbibe.
I don't think I have any.
Wait, I'm locked in.
I have matter.
I'm sorry.
Wait, how did I go to clean?
The last time we did that we got caked.
Mother.
Mother.
I'm leaving.
I think I'm ready.
I think I'm ready to do maximum aerials.
I think my chat's hyping me up a lot, bro.
Yo, join us, I invited you, Ichy.
You in?
Ichy, you in?
Oh, Ichy, that's me, yeah.
I got Ichy balls, like.
What am I hearing?
What am I hearing?
Marlon, please join.
Marlon, Marlon, Marlon.
Ah, I'm ready, boys.
Now can I get in my voice or not?
Not a best out.
Yeah, boys, can you do it or not?
How do I get y'all to join my club? How many people can join? Max, can like a bunch of people join?
Yeah, brother, our first 33 ranks, lock in!
Let's go!
Come on, this is where shit gets real! Run that predict!
I
Need is me this means me this means me
Yo, how I keep hearing y'all bro
Please please please shut up and walk in please. How do I mute him?
Nice good shot
I'm going back. I'm going back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back
right come on lock in we're gonna win our first right here
oh I'm going I'm going I'm going I'm going I'm going we don't need a goal
if you don't need a goal just usually a boy doesn't give out of the net right
now the police fucking give them goals come on coming on that bank bank
get out get out get out get out get out get out
ITS SHE WORK
what is he what the fuck
so someone want to tell me whose idea it was
hey this isn't a high rank place
you told me it's literally a huge place
it's Plat
oh my god did they just set this up
oh my god what did I just watch they just fully fried it's just actually touched our
assles to the fucking school they lose a bit one of those lobbies were so
they're too good bro we have to for for one that's all that's me that's me that's me
Oh man.
Get him Mara.
Get him Mara.
Mara, you didn't touch it.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Mara, it's not inverted.
Mara, it's not inverted.
Wait, how are the...
I'm kidding
Don't give you goose I got him I got him I got him. I missed him
That's me
Wow
Jesus talking to himself out of it.
How are these guys so...
That's me. That's me. That's me. That's me.
Aargh! Fuck, I missed it.
Who's that?
I'm sorry.
That's me. It flies into the back of my head.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Let's move forward.
Like I did.
I'm here. I'm here. I got this. I got this.
We gotta go get some people we gotta go get some people they're too good. They're too good. They're too good.
Well, they're too good. They're too good. We gotta keep losing together here. Countdown.
Ron actually, he's good to save Fortnite bro. Shut up.
I saw you all stay with us.
I'm saying, bro, I'm saying,
but I'm saying, that's all I'm saying.
Why are we doing this class?
Where are you talking to like?
What am I?
More than how did you have zero?
Was your hits?
You you literally didn't even touch the ball.
No
You guys are not
I look sorry, I fucking hate that shit, but let's do this shit for the fucking people who couldn't be here today
It's a great map this is a great map
I just believe someone would die someone has demolished me apparently
I got it I got it I got it I got it I just want it again. Why do you keep killing me? I don't understand
Next one
Alright, so I'm not gonna listen to that one
I'm gonna be honest, I'm gonna be honest, I'm gonna be honest
I got it out of the way, I got it out of the way.
W popped my arm, that was good.
Finally, there you go.
Nice shot, Lacey.
There we go, there we go.
This is no.
You didn't even touch the ball, Marlon.
Okay.
Come on, let's have a little bang, bang,
play it on the best shot.
You're in five months.
W.
3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3.
Get it.
I'm staying back, I'm staying back.
I'm staying back.
I'm staying back.
I did it, I did it, I did it, I did it, I did it, someone.
Why don't you just fucking tap me and then you miss it, oh my god.
Oh my.
Now we just give it the free go the other way.
Who are you talking about?
Who are you talking about?
Who are you talking about?
You all talking to each other?
Good save, good save, good save.
I'm back, I'm back.
It's me, it's me.
I'm here, I'm here.
Whenever it comes, I'm right here.
I'm right here, yeah.
Move, move, move, move, move.
I got it, I got it.
There.
I'm a bother.
Ah, fuck, I missed the wall.
Shit.
I boosted back I'm boosting back
Oh my god
Nice one. Wait, I'm ducking. I'm ducking. I'm ducking. I'm ducking. I'm ducking it.
Ah, I missed it.
You haven't left the ground.
This is my only electric round.
It's me. It's me. It's me.
Get it out. Get it out.
I got it out. I got it out. I got it out.
Oh, no.
I got it. I got it. I got it. Ah, I missed the ball again.
Yeah. Nice.
Nice one, nice one, nice one.
Nice one, run him over the middle.
Oh.
That's a goal.
No, I'm sorry I wasn't there.
I did not break rule one, he pushed me, you fucking idiots.
I missed the ball two inches.
No way Ron broke rule one.
I did not break rule one, bro.
He pushed me.
Alright, alright.
Oh, that would have been me counter-attack, fuck.
I missed the ball again, fuck.
I sucked a bit of XQC, breaking rule one, and it was like,
Trauma has been released. And I have like 30k likes.
Can everyone see that on Twitter?
Marlin, Marlin, do you even know what duel you're going to?
A genuine question.
No!
A genuine question.
Marlin just hit the ball the other way.
The thing is like, if I just, if I just know how to general out,
I'm just going to throw for us.
I'm going for it, I'm going for a boost, I'm going for it.
I fully wish for it, by the way.
I'm missing here.
Yeah, I got it, okay, what?
Well, I don't know what you're going to do.
You ran into me.
Stop blaming everyone for your mistakes.
You're being a narcissist right now.
You're being a fucking narcissist.
Someone needs to stop you.
I'm not going to lie to that.
I'm not going to lie to that.
That's all that's all you're going to do,
you're being a narcissist right now.
Let me just say, I ran into you.
Why are you driving towards the other way?
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
You guys are all going!
So teach us, so teach us that.
Teach us, teach us.
I'm going for it, I'm going for it.
No, stop going for it, Mollye!
We're under the closest line!
Yes, sir.
Mollye.
No, it's detected, it's detected.
It's detected.
That's, it's a bounce ball.
That's me, that's me, that's me.
Maybe I see it.
Man, I just got this.
I got it, I just got this.
I see it, I see it, I see it.
That's enough, that's enough, I said that a lot.
Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice.
Mollye hit, Mollye hit.
I'm there, I'm there, I'm there, I'm there, I'm there, I'm there.
I'm saving it, I'm saving it, I'm saving it, I'm saving it.
Ah, Mr. Boar.
Oh my god!
I didn't know it was gonna come.
Oh!
He got a call for it.
I didn't know he was gonna leave.
Dang, I just saved it.
I got it out.
That's all of me. That's all of my brother.
Yo, throw it, throw it. Pass it to me, pass it to me, pass it to me.
Assist me, assist me.
What does that mean assist you? What does that mean?
There's a horrible assist.
Yo, I gotta pass it way better. I'm on my line way better.
Yo, throw it, throw it, go, go, go, go. Pass it, pass it, pass it.
How can you pass the ball, you selfish piece of shit.
You mean pass the ball.
That's how you play. I assist you to what you say.
Everybody, get it in!
I'm assisting him.
Yo, shoot.
We're doing good. We're doing good. We're doing good more than he's in fucking like he's like on the other
You're a fucking big rider. You're a fucking big rider. So Ron is doing good
Ron is doing good all of a sudden out to give you one fucking mistake
Oh my god, I'm gonna
That was me. I'm not gonna
Are you dead ass doing?
I'm setting it to the middle
I did this for the first time.
Nice, Lacey.
I'm going goalie, I'm going goalie.
You don't need a goalie right now.
We need you to do this full front.
Ah, that's me, that's me, that's me.
Yo, W cut guard challenge?
Let me hit it, let me hit it, let me hit it, let me hit it.
Oh, fuck.
Nice.
The new Lacey to share, man.
That's me, that's all me, that's all me.
That's literally all me. That's the good fucking buck,
you fucking, fucking, fat cunt.
Fuck you little cunt
Fucking go
We fucking idiots they're just celebrating the fucking four three
Fucking done me so fucking done. They got so they got stupid look now just celebrate that four three four
I actually think you're the worst player I've played with.
How do you have six, zero, zero, zero and zero?
That's cap.
You're literally just like you read a fake statue, fucking idiot.
Like you're the biggest, you're literally the biggest hate form on my note.
You're the biggest hate form on my note.
You're the biggest hate form on my note.
My kidding.
You're the biggest hate form on my note.
Zero, zero, zero.
That's not even a fucking stat.
There's no stat that says zero, zero, zero.
Your stat's literally just hit up like four games.
That's me, that's me, ah, Mr. Bluff.
Yo, we're in fucking Paris!
Oh my god.
Why are you talking about where we are in the world?
Just fucking get the fuck off!
Say, do you even dance and want to sing a lullaby?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
Why'd you?
I miss the ball.
No!
Oh my god, I was there too.
W, WC, the checkered shot.
Nice one.
How do I front-lead, guys?
What do you mean?
You want me to see?
Like five?
Get there, there's also a crate.
Oh my god!
Bang!
Bang!
AHHHHH!
Fuck it!
The crate was telling us.
I just got demolished!
Thank you for the fucking telling us to play my play.
Ah, here we go.
I
I'm going back I'm going back I'm going back
Oh, we saved mar. We saved mar. I'm going for it. Go for it. Go for it. Go for it.
I
Thought I was me what's what's happening?
That's all you want. That's all you want. That's all you want.
My future I want for this okay
I'm going to win in Rilarus.
It's me.
It's you. I'm staying back. I'm staying back.
I'm staying back. It's Goldy.
I got ball. I got ball.
You got it?
No, no, no. I got ball.
Watch my chad just then.
You got me?
Please stop.
Damn, these guys are not that bad either.
pretty bad bro we can do this one there it is I see there it is I see I'm
learning I'm learning I'm going back I'm going back I'm going back nice
Oh, hey
Chabiottis, we're looking to get better as a true and we could play the RLCS
Arms walk ice
That's the battle here going on place you buy self
Okay, not so good so good so good place
I'm gonna fucking better I'm gonna fucking better all right run it to you
right
Get it get it get it off
I'm support guys
No Lacey Lacey no no no
No Lacey fuck
No me
The boat missed the boat
The boat just completely looked about
It's all you Lacey
It's all you
Lacey and Ron sucks
Alright
I'm saying
That's I'm saying ladies I mean
That's okay
Now I'd be the first one I'm waiting for some as you could pass though like if that's your teammates
So you expect to do better than me? You fucking moron!
Holy shit, this chat thinks they're no-it-alls!
Wow, a good deal of cash, huh?
Chesh, I'd say medicine and wild hands, bro.
Vote on pretty, trust me. You're gonna want to vote us a scheme.
You're gonna want to vote us a scheme, player.
That's not easy, I promise you.
I promise you, I'm gonna say medicine and wild hands, right here.
What does that mean? What does that mean?
What does that mean? Now, I'm not gonna, I'll just keep it full stack like full stack right now.
Oh yeah you're acting like you are, like a some sort of player. You are literally a noob.
I'm just like six saves and doing it and my six saves on the boat and doing anything.
You're literally a noob. Come on man. Like it. Like it. Like it. I'm going for it. I'm going for it.
Yep.
Hold it. Hold us talking about it's butts and nabies keep you locked in the fucking game. I got I got us
I got it. Oh my god. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
Wow
I got it. I got it. I got it. I just had y'all. I just fully had us
That is if someone
And you just look you just fully just say I honestly right now guys
I don't think I'm getting as much appreciation sunny. I'll be honest. I'm lucky status four times
bang again
Basically wow wow wait
We had up so jump how you hold it down guys, so no
Oh, I'll see. I'll see. I'll see you.
Nice save. I'm really out here. Stop the goals, man.
Listen, I'm so curious what that is.
I'm so curious. You see me?
I'm coming here to stop the ball! And you just hit it right to the other team!
Like, bro! Bro!
That's a good assist, but I was on the other team.
Get it, get it, Lacey, get it, Lacey.
There it is!
It's headed, it's headed, it's headed, it's headed!
It's somehow going for the ball!
That's a good flip on my car.
I'm going to hit it off the wall too long.
No, no, no, he said me.
He said me.
He said me.
He said more.
Go for the ball.
I said yes.
I'll go for the ball.
I said yes.
I said yes.
I said yes.
I said yes.
I said yes.
I said yes.
I said yes.
Yes, I'll go for the ball.
All study.
Bang!
Ah, I missed the ball, guys.
Ah, fuck.
Oh, I got it out of there.
I'm all about to have a player shot.
I'm everywhere right now.
I'm everywhere.
I'm everywhere.
Ah, someone's at the head.
Check, compare me to NBA player.
Compare me to NBA player.
like the low bar in Scalabrini in retirement.
All right, here we go.
Ah, good goal.
Good goal, good goal, good goal, good goal, good goal.
You know what it is, I'm not holding an HL, right?
I should be holding a, not double tabbing, right?
We gotta give all I do what do is do.
You know, James, thank you.
You're like Ben Simmons.
You're good, but you don't know how to make a shot.
I had a goal.
I got one, it's not enough.
Wow, fuck off my head too.
Honestly chat I'm gonna start waiting for my moment. I'm rushing things right now
That's me that's me that's me the hit mark. I'm gonna see you come to you in the middle one. You see that
I need to play some music, I need to play some music, I need to play some music, hold on, let's get fucking lit.
Let's get fucking rowdy boys.
I need to play some loud shit.
Alright, we're on the ground, I see you.
Let's go, Dennis!
There it is, got it, Alphie.
I
Would have something jumping that high actually jumping that high how do people jump that high? I don't get it. Nice run. Nice
There it is assist again wow, I'm gonna sit
Use boost I am used to lose have it's all I keep that ship shot look at that ship shot
Let's go the contest I can test it
The woman it won't be remaining
I'm there I'm there I'm there you're no worry
Setting it setting it setting it
You sure we're defending good?
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, he's got it.
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
I'm just getting it out, there it is.
Down.
It's all us, it's all us.
I'm going for our small front.
Yes, you will make them lose.
Do y'all want more?
That's a good play, Mark.
That's a great fucking play.
Ah.
Well, first ranked win.
First ranked win.
I'll say that again.
Wally don't say that yet. Wally don't say that yet!
Wally don't say that yet!
Wally don't say that yet!
It's more than a kid! He gave him another!
Get over there, I see you!
Don't shut up! I'm over it! I'm over it! I'm over it!
Yo, what the fuck is blaming me when I need to fucking touch the ball?
I actually...
What?
What?
Your legs are actually so bad.
I'm gonna throw it.
I said really bad.
I'm gonna do that.
Come on, it's so bad.
RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN!
What was actually every time?
I'm not gonna lie, I'll be honest, but I feel like you saw that one right there. You should've seen it, bro.
At all looks like.
Like, you really should've seen it, bro. You did it.
Let's play one more, come on!
Yo can I get some W Mars in the chat?
There's a lot of me coming from my teammates, but like in the chat, don't you like Ws them?
I'll be more on the front, don't you guys play that?
You're not playing that.
Appreciate it, bro.
You're not playing bad.
Holy f**k you.
What the hell is he doing here?
Yo, here's the other team.
Yo brother, brother, brother, listen to me when I say this, okay?
There is no stat that even says anything near that.
Like, you understand that?
You understand that?
You understand that?
I'm looking at it.
You're now noticeable.
More lawnmower, bro.
It's like, dude, they speak like Pat and Merson.
Brother, you are still the fucking new pork.
What are you talking about?
You started giving yesterday.
Actually...
I need a next song, bro.
What is this Jolly-ass song?
a lot more I just caught that does that mean I cut the grass when I play the game are you
fucking serious are you fucking serious wow wow that's actually very low that's low that's
actually that's low that's low shit I'm down that's that's that's part the lowest
Holy fuck.
Wow.
Come on.
Oh wow, this is a nice view.
Are we going to kill? Holy fuck.
Wow.
You going for it?
First miss of the day.
Not a bad show.
Bang.
Did you just say first miss of the day?
Not a bad thing.
Like, what are you even, you're just talking.
Like, you're literally just talking.
I think you have actual no value all you're doing is talking
I'm walking the other side and do this one zero. Come on. We're gonna leave with a win. We're not we're not an evidence of women
I seriously
Yeah, yeah, no we're not ending to the win, okay?
All right, come back to me come back to me. Ah
It's okay
Not a bad shot, we're getting fucked!
We're not two whole hundred seconds.
I love you.
I got it.
What's with the XD first?
You just call your own ass man, take it off.
Please, lock in!
Are you disabled?
I'm disabled!
Are you disabled?
I'm disabled!
You are nothing!
You are nothing!
FUCK MY FUCK MIND!
YOU MADDED TO MISS EVERYTHING!
I'm getting a headache, I'm getting a migraine.
He actually killed me.
Oh my fuck it.
Bro, he's just watching, like he's just spectating.
Alright, alright.
Alright, 3-0, come on.
It's the 3-1 like the worst in 2016.
Come on, let's go, here we go.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I
Pretty good
That's not bad
I thought I was there and it's like
What's the next one?
What's the next one?
We're good, we're good, we're good.
We need to go to the north, we need to go to the north.
Ah, I forgot to throw it, she missed it.
The thing is, I misspelt like an inch.
That's how I get it.
Let's see, I got a beautiful boost.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
Oh my god!
Another inch, another inch.
Ah, upside down, wait, upside down.
I don't upside down.
I don't upside down.
The fourth inning.
Fourth inning.
Please.
Please.
Please.
This is going to be a tough one.
Upside down.
I actually don't care.
You really want to play this.
We're going to play this.
He's upset.
Yeah, no.
Finger my ass, my fourth inning.
Please.
I don't know how I'll see like a turtle upside down to spin in my bag what it's actually I couldn't yeah
I couldn't I just spun I guess one out lookie
Lookie spun out
So good though next game next game. Oh, hey, I always look for some next game
come on. I'm actually, are y'all enjoying this fucking loss after loss after like this
is like actually disabled. Please go in bro. I actually locked in. We haven't got a single
win. I promise we're gonna win eventually bro, vote for us. Alright, get us a lucky
I'm walking right now, all right?
I'm walking right now.
Right at you.
I'm walking right now.
I'm lowkey learning.
I'm lowkey learning.
I'm trying to multi learn this game.
I did it.
There we go.
Cash, I have to do that out the other side.
By the way, some form for your fucking mic.
On form?
Yes.
There it is.
There it is.
Oh, you did it.
You got it.
I'm going to get you.
I had the first knock on it.
It's not good.
Okay, okay, yeah.
Oh, I just had a goal.
Like a wide open goal.
Can you fix your mic?
Are you on the controller, Mike?
Am I, wait, have I got a controller by default time?
Do I have an activity?
I feel a bomb.
Do I have a controller by default time?
My god, please send him like, please.
Is that it, Ed?
Yes.
All right, actually?
Yes.
Ah, go, I got it, I got it, I got it.
Is that better?
No, it doesn't change.
Listen, then I'm not on my computer, mate.
I mean, I'm on my computer.
No, my reflection might.
I'm here, I'm here. I'm falling.
I'm falling.
It's gonna be too sped. It is.
It's them three and more than versus me and Ron. It's gonna be two.
Yeah.
Martin, if you go for the moat.
I'm gonna put it on the moat.
Come on, put it on the moat.
Okay, nice.
Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no.
This is fun.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
I
Hear that good
I
Come on
Yo, I don't give it I look you forgot how to
I didn't go get worse. What does that mean?
Ah, a little double tap.
Look, he got an area.
We're low key low arrow right here. Look at this arrow.
Look at this arrow. Oh, that's good.
Oh, that's consistent.
What are you talking? What are you actually talking about?
This is me. This is me. This is me. This is me.
Ah, Mr. Wall.
Bang.
Nice, Marlin. Actually, good try.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Again, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Larry coming on to swipe people right here.
Ah, f**k, now I'm going to swipe.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Hit the ball away too. Nice, Marlin.
Ah, that's not bad.
Ah, good save, Lace.
Coming back, coming back, coming back, coming back.
back. I'm missing the ball. I'm missing the ball.
I got a backwinger coming back way more.
Aerial, no aerial.
Aerial, ah, missed the aerial.
Hold on a check.
Come on.
Can you all follow me a little bit?
No two devils in the road, not a bad show.
A little goal from me right here.
Bang! Ah, fuck.
Yeah, I prefer a pretty fast into me past me past me past me past me past me. I wouldn't get the ball. All right. I'm here
Look at this lip, look at this lip. Wow
Yeah, free net free net oh
I got us. I got us. I got us. I got us. I got us. I got us coming down. Bang
I'm not a blocker. I'm a blocker. I'm a big blocker. Yeah, okay
ah fuck
ah shit
i'm spinning i'll spun out i'll spun out guys
i'll spun out
spun out
spun out for a second
are you sure?
wait wait wait
wait wait
that's a highlight
that's a highlight
that's my type of goal
that's a fucking highlight
I'm going, I'm going for it.
Oh no, I missed it.
Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't understand that.
It happened so quickly.
Oh, that's on you, that's on you wrong, that's on you wrong.
That's on you, fully on you.
That's on you wrong, huh?
I think I'll do it, fuck it.
I
Pretty good gold. Oh, you gotta do I credit recovery is doing
Okay, yeah
I think you just bumping around yeah, I miss the ball guys
Come to come to the same year come to the same year
I guess I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it over the board
Guys this time I jump over the ball
Bang miss me. I miss the ball
What do you mean that's you you know you gotta stop saying that to me and miss it
of all broke that offers the way I'm playing bang I literally seem to go I
live before this is going to go what you keep bumping me it's a bumpy game I
know I just bumped lazy for a goal look at that
Oh
No 30 seconds. Yes, sir all we have to do is not let up a goal
It's easy when this is such a
Is there the easy when I've had lucky? Oh, no
Oh, I hit the wrong side.
Oh wow, almost had it.
Game over.
Oh!
This is one of my... This is game of life.
This is game of life. Holy fuck.
Oh my god! What?!
Oh my god! Oh my... It went in the nose!
It did it!
I
Am getting better lucky I'm getting way better honestly, I don't saw think guys
Hey, three in a row move up the rank right
Is this all like I'm trapped by somebody right now?
I will go 3, 2, 1.
Everyone is you alright?
We fought with what?
We won.
We fought with us.
Yo, where were we at?
Oh, Gallantons Day?
Holy fuck.
Kind of fun.
What are you saying?
I actually don't know what the words you're saying are sometimes.
I'm dead serious.
What is a calentine?
I don't know what you said that one on the thing.
Oh my god, it's on me.
Oh my god, it's on me.
Say this one.
Ah, miss them all a little bit.
Nice check, yeah.
Miss them all a little bit.
Oh, golem times.
Oh, let's see that.
Place it up here.
Oh, it went.
Ah, it should have been me.
Treasure train!
I've had like a hundred of those stuff do anything.
There's some of that on my mind.
I gotta do a wheel chat.
Let's do a wheel chat.
Every time someone sucks, you're inched into the wheels.
Fuck a fan contest.
Ah, missable again.
I'm waiting on it.
I'm so bad at being holy. I don't get it.
Yeah, I'm not going to follow you. I'm going to. I gotta give it to you.
I gotta give it to you right there.
What are you shooting?
Jared, every sub you enter into a contest. One winner gets to fly out and get fucked
by Marlin as long as you're over 18.
Thanks.
And we played with Rocket League afterwards as well.
I smile and you're really over the team.
that's me, that's me, that's me, that's me
I'll take that one, I'll take that one, I'll take that one
oh my god that might be a first mistake
I'll be honest
I'll be back
wow, that's a fucking
Let me get that game, let me get it, let me get it
it's like flames and shit going on, it's kinda fire
yeah, I remember
that's me, that's me, that's me, that's me, that's me
ah, mr. ball, fuck
I see
Oh my god!
Nice!
Run!
That was a f**k!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Nice!
Nice!
Nice!
Nice!
Nice!
F**king double!
Run!
Where the f**k is my high bed, b**ch?
Where the f**k is my high bed?
Nice fucking double
Run what a fuck what a fuck is my height that bitch what a fuck's my back
Yeah, I get I get I got I got it
These guys are so good.
Oh my god, Lacy.
Ah, Lacy's just on you, Lacy's on you.
Oh my god, that's good on Lacy.
Lacy's just fully on you, but that's fully on you.
I didn't know whether to aerial there or to spin.
I was like sucking a weird spot, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
It's more like a mermaid type of eye, instead of the aerial.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What is a mermaid type of eye mean?
What is that mean?
Marlin, you need to go to the ball!
Ah, I didn't know that.
My way, that's on me.
I'm coming up to the wrongs.
Bang.
Ah.
I was fine.
Oh, it's not a roll.
you
you
you
you
you
you
That's good speedboost refer we got to get it on we got to do what credit is due
There's only both chance points, fuck it, I'm going for it.
Hey, hey, these boys honestly, bro, need these good tries, man. Seriously.
All right, well, that was, that's a lot.
All right, that was fun.
All right, a lot of fun, man.
Got a meeting in the tournaments.
We do.
All right, see you boys soon.
All right, boys.
All right, chat.
That was a good stream.
Um, nominal stream.
We are back first thing in the morning or another stream tomorrow. We're doing an IRL stream
I'm pretty sure Luca Donovic will be doing something maybe with him if we're lucky
We're also gonna do a body scan at 2 p.m. So we're gonna see my body percent fat
So 10 hours in quotes. Yeah, and so they said that they want a meeting so apparently something might be in the works
I don't want to say anything shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up
You guys are literally about to see me in London, you motherfuckers.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Um...
I love you boys.
You guys are goaded, goaded.
Um, thank you for all the substrate, thank you for all the donations, thank you for all the bits.
Thank you to anyone who watched me over any other streamer. Drop on me if you did that today.
There seems to be a lot of you guys who do that. You guys really just watch me for me, man. It makes me so happy.
It makes me really happy, bro.
Even though we had a sponsor stream today somehow,
it was still fun.
It's funny.
Stop.
Like, bro, I put it for half a second
and you put the Illuminati triangles.
Please, bro.
Like, I clicked it by accident for half a second, bro.
Please.
Oh my god.
All right.
Listen, stream tomorrow.
The grind doesn't stop.
They'll be using the fucking chat.
London on the 17th.
We start our first stream one week from now.
We start our London Arc for four days.
So I love you boys so fucking much.
We're in the Twitter exhibition of our combo.
We're also opening up the PO Box on the 15th,
as well as the tournament.
So yeah.
Thank you for all the subs, man.
And I'll see you soon.
Any last term sucks? Any last time sucks?
Any last time sucks?
Last time sucks or last time four rows? Anybody?
Anybody?
Anybody?
Yo, go around with the five words, thank you.
Oh, assistant, just five, thank you.
Join the tournament, make this more fun.
Jackson, what a surprise, thank you.
Hey!
I'm Jazzy and I'm in my nipples!
Thank you for coming to my house!
Alright!
Hey!
I'm Ernie!
I need to go and thank you!
How long did you guys enjoy the tour come?
I'll see you soon!
Best!
Thank you for being here!
I'm the only one who shows my beauty
But I'm ready
You're the only one
Trying to have me this world
But this is my favorite song on the album
I'm the size
You're not strong
If I love you cause
I need you more
I do what I can do
It's the love you've lost
I want to be more with you
With you
Wasting my breath