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02-15-2026 · 3h 44m
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Oh, we f*****g sh**ty sent that pic
I'm trying to see something
I'm so sh**ty put it on me
I'm trying to feel something
Run the blood of my b*****g
I'm trying to feel nothing
Goin' up high, it's still down
Let it clear, extend it clear
This is you guys
This is dead ass you guys
This is you, this is you
This is you, this is you
This is all of you
Every single one of you
One of you
All of you guys
What are you wrong?
Yeah, I'm gonna have fun with this one. I'm gonna show everything
Hold on wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute
What's on TV? Who is that?
Well the city, well the clock, who is that?
Everybody needs you, so you can make everybody need you
Although you got boo boo family, you don't even
I'm sorry that the man is your father let me be honest he takes a man to be a man
your dad is not responsive I'm looking him and wish your grandpa were the world kind of
I'm sorry that you gotta grow up and then stand behind him life is hard I know
China just always go beat us home sometimes our parents make mistakes that affect us
Until we grow and you're a good kid
Let's make someone look dumb today
Be a mentor since your daddy don't teach you shit
Let's make someone look dumb today
You kick your leg son, either you die right there
Or pop that man in the head, son
Never fall in the head square
Let's make someone look dumb
You could be a bitch even if you back
If you keep the dates good
You're a black man even if it don't
Benefit your goals
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I kind of want to get straight into this mods.
Thank you.
Thank you.
So it seems to be drop on me if you guys have seen the thing that got posted yesterday.
It's very interesting to me.
Just want to point this out.
You need to prove you don't need to prove anything.
Uh, Ron? Oh no no no no no, okay so no worry. I'm just going to make people look stupid because I've been doing this for seven years.
Out of every single person you could have ever called out or combined, you called out the one dude who doesn't.
So, you're a restart. That's number one. I'm just going to be honest with you.
Number two, let's just get straight into the clip.
Let's just get straight into it.
Um, let me find the clip.
I believe Yoxic posted it if I'm not mistaken.
Okay, I have bookmarked it.
Here we go.
Why give it exposure?
Because when you pay clippers thousands of thousands of dollars, you have to address allegations.
That's kind of how that works, especially when you're a billionaire and you can manipulate
the public eye to do whatever you say because you give thousands of dollars to poor people.
Of course, you can do that.
And that's exactly what I'm going to call out right now, because it is very interesting.
All these poor, poor-ons, yes, poor-ons, yoxic, I'm sorry, you're poor, whatever.
All these guys who get paid, yeah, I'm just gonna call it out, simple as it is.
Give more revenue to the creators.
So, jump on me if you guys have heard of the recent thing that happened, where basically
viewers, or I called this out a couple of days ago, actually I'll open up this
tweet, it's better quality, basically Twitch started giving, Twitch started giving
70 30s if y'all don't know when you go to twitch who here streams even if you have one viewer
Even if you have five years, even if you have ten viewers if you stream right now twitch gives 50 50
50% of the subs go to you
50% of the subs go to twitch right which by the way I will stand on I think is bullshit
I think that shit is complete and utter fucking bullshit
When I said I'm getting my 70 30 taken away. No, that's not what I meant. What I meant to say is
I'm going to switch mics because we're about to get serious.
I'm not having any audio.
What I meant to say is, I don't like how the fact a big streamer like me, right, or actually
not on my barter society, a big streamer like, pick a big streamer, I'll just say
any names.
Listen, can have a 70 30, but other streamers or entertainers can have 50 50.
What I'm saying is it doesn't make any sense.
It doesn't make any sense why 70-30 isn't the bare minimum for everybody on the platform.
And that's what I called out.
So I did see a Twitch rep.
Also, I'm not done.
Don't worry.
I'm not just coming for a kick.
Don't worry.
A Twitch rep tweeted out saying that, I don't know if someone could find the clip, basically
calling me like, oh, I'm wrong or whatever.
No, 70, it shouldn't even be 70-30.
It should be 80-20.
Let me teach you guys something.
For anyone who has an agent, any streamers that are watching me right now, whether
Whether you're on incognito, whether you're watching, whether you're not, or anybody in
here who does anything, in the streaming industry, the bare minimum is 80-20 if someone brings
you a deal, et cetera.
That's how it should be, bro.
I'm not going to lie.
Twitch is nothing without its viewers, without its content creators.
Simple as that.
I don't care.
Is that ego?
Sure.
I don't care.
Right?
This was the tweet that was put on my table.
70-30 split was not taken right.
Creators that were grandfathered in 70-30 were moved to level two.
There's no requirement for these creators.
Cool.
Cool, Mary, unfortunately, that should be the bare fucking minimum for anyone who streams
on the site, it's a 70-30, I'm gonna be honest with you, I don't agree with this, I don't
care if I'm a legacy creator, I think every creator should have a 70-30, I think that
should be the bare minimum.
Let's get into the clip though, shall we?
The allegations.
Enjoy your two weeks off, oh I'm gonna get two weeks after I show my ad revenue,
but it's honestly, it's okay.
Next CEO throws a shade at faceclam.
By the way, we're not even in faceclam.
We keep getting called the face voice.
You know why?
Because it's one of those titles that you can have
that people are gonna click on.
Calling stable in order a big viewbotter
and alleged, I don't even know, how do you say this?
Alleging, alleging that they bought 90%
of their views, eyes emoji.
You gotta include the eyes emoji.
That's how you know it's a paid promo.
First and foremost, who saw this?
Who saw this?
Who's all this?
Talk to me.
There has to be a good amount of you.
There has to be a good amount of you.
Well, actually, don't all say me at once,
because then we look like bots.
So yeah, that's number one.
Let's watch this clip, though.
Let's watch this clip.
So I don't know who this guy on the right is.
Can someone tell me?
Someone who's informed something?
He's a stable Ronaldo is a pretty big botter, isn't he?
Okay, no, let's watch the full clip and let's cut it.
And by the way, the only reason I'm reacting to this
is because when you pay pages to post me,
not this one in particular,
but when you pay pages to post me,
I'm gonna call it out
because you pay all these pages to post me.
A big botter?
Yeah, yeah.
We'll see the guy though, like you-
You see who's this guy on the podcast?
You notice how he instantly shakes his head?
We'll see the guy though.
Cuz he knows! He shouldn't have- look at him!
He was the guy she was just talking to.
Yes, I'm a big butter. I'm a big butter.
That's what I am guys, I'm a big butter.
Like that guy's like a crazy butter.
Crazy. Is it me?
Crazy.
Look, I don't, you know, you know, the phase guys, that whole phase ride.
I always phase guys on the wall.
Yes, phase guys, yes.
They came to kick and like-
Wait, wait, wait, Eddie. Actually no, let's watch the clip first.
Let's watch the clip first.
like this time where like a few of them came over and were like, yeah, right, yeah, we see you in Lacy.
Do you remember when Lacy came over? Yeah, do you remember when he had 90,000 viewers on your
platform? Yo, let me keep watching, let me keep watching. Like 100 real viewers or something.
I was like, what the fuck? A bunch of chatbots. Yes, a bunch of chatbots. Okay, so this clip
came upon me yesterday. By the way, I want to say thank you to my community because honestly,
I think being called a butter is a compliment. Facts are no. Bro, I have to be doing so good
that you have to call me out and accuse me of that. And honestly, I want to say thank you.
Number two, I think it is extremely crazy and unprofessional, just being honest with you.
I'm just being honest with you a CEO of a platform right that wants to succeed is going
on a podcast saying this by the way just want to point out that's why your platform is never
going to be anything it's just the truth whether it's me you're talking about or not it's never
going to be anything that's the truth but let's decipher this clip one by one um so like
isn't like stable stable Ronaldo is like a pretty big bother isn't he if I'm a big
big-bottom Eddie, why did you offer me and your team at kick millions and millions and
millions of dollars, I have the contracts written up, I have the conversations between
my management before, millions of dollars if I'm such a big-bottom, why would you want
to waste money? I'm so confused. Why would you want to waste money? Are you upset that
I called and said I'm not doing it? Are you upset that I denied your state deal?
Are you upset about all those things?
I'm confused.
A big butter?
Yeah, yeah.
Was he the guy that, like he was the guy
she was just talking to?
This guy on the right doesn't even believe what he's saying.
He's talking out of his ass.
Like that guy's like a crazy butter.
He's joking.
You got baited.
Is it a joke when every single Twitter page,
Scoob and Ryan, I'm calling you up,
fear about whatever, all these pages,
all these kick champ, whatever the fuck they are,
they all post at the exact same time.
By the way, I texted Aiden, because Aiden texted me.
I don't even know if he wants me to put him on the spot.
He straight up told me that one of his,
I'm not gonna say it actually, I'm not gonna say it fully,
but basically the page that he was talking to
said they're not taking it down because they're getting paid.
So this is crazy, number one.
Look, I don't, you know, the phase guys,
that whole phase ride.
I always phase guys who are like bought
in like 90% of their numbers.
I remember they made it.
Yes, yes, all the phase guys, wait, wait, could someone tell me the last time I streamed on kick?
Could someone tell me in the chat?
Somebody tell me.
Somebody, somebody please tell me.
Somebody please tell me the last time I streamed on kick.
I think it was 2023.
I think it was literally 2023 and I streamed Omegle for maybe an hour and a half, two
hours.
And I had, I think it was like, no, it wasn't even an hour.
I think it was 30 minutes.
And my whole chat was just straight up Kekwads, by the way.
It was straight up just Keck was.
It wasn't even a real chat.
It literally wasn't a real chat.
Yeah, I had like 1,600 viewers or something like that
and I gave it a chance.
Because I was like, you know what?
Everyone's doing it.
I'm gonna give it a go.
There was like this time where like a fool of them came
over and we're like, ah.
But nobody came over to kick
besides Lacey I think for a day.
Did he not?
I'm pretty sure Lacey might have been the only one
that came to kick and I'm pretty sure he had
2 million viewers or something like that.
Or like 90,000 viewers.
the first day he came to kick.
So it must be, you're talking about viewbotting on Twitch.
It must be extremely fucking easy,
extremely fucking easy to bot on the site
if motherfuckers can have two million viewers.
Unless I'm crazy and Twitch was holding him back,
maybe I'm crazy.
Maybe I'm crazy, I don't know.
Maybe Twitch is holding him back.
I don't know, I don't know.
But yeah, it is a little crazy.
Yeah, right.
Now we see you in Lazy.
So first things first, I want to say one thing.
I don't care if this is a joke or not.
You pay pages.
Kick pays pages because nobody actually watches the site.
And that's the truth.
I don't care what anyone says.
I like Twitch, even though they homey a little bit.
I'm going to be honest with you.
They ban me for stupid shit.
Even though I think the revenue split is complete stupidness.
Even though the ad money has keeps going down.
I'm gonna be honest with you, nobody goes to kick
unless they're being paid.
And what I mean to that is the streamers.
Let's talk about the streamers.
XQC, Aiden Ross, all these guys,
you have to pay to come to your site
because nobody actually believes in the site
and that is the fucking truth.
I don't care what anyone says, nobody believes in the site.
You have to pay people to come to this site.
And when I talk about paid people,
I'm not talking about people, I'm talking about everything.
You have to pay people to stream here.
Aiden Ross, you couldn't even afford.
So I don't know why,
I don't know how rich this Eddie guy is, right?
He's a billionaire, whatever the fuck?
Obviously not rich enough to keep Aiden.
These guys aren't your friends, right?
They use you as money.
So everyone uses you as that money.
That's why they switched to rain bed, whatever it might be.
I guess steak is not doing as good, whatever, right?
Allegedly, allegedly.
Let's just talk about allegedly.
Number one, nobody comes to the site unless they're paid.
That's a fact.
There's not a single creator besides lower creators
because you manipulate them with propaganda
that you use to pay clippers to post out saying,
this is like this, this is like this.
This is honestly free promo.
Unless I'm botting, of course.
Then this is me talking to 10 people, right?
This isn't me talking to 10 people.
But nobody comes to the site unless they're paid.
Now let's talk about viewers.
Viewers in a kick chat.
It's all fucking Kekwas.
It's all fucking Kekwas.
That's the truth.
It's all Kekwas.
It's literally just all Kekwas.
So I don't know what that is,
and most of those viewers are literally just watching
like the main big streamers, bro,
because there's nothing,
you push these fake numbers
to make people believe in themselves,
and it's fucked up.
You know how many people I've met in real life
and they're like, oh my God,
I streamed on Twitch to five people,
And then when I join kick, I'm at 100 off the bat.
I guess, yeah, that makes a lot of sense.
No, you're just manipulating people
to think that they're doing better.
And allegedly, allegedly, allegedly.
Everything's allegedly.
That's number two.
Number three, there's so many people who watch kick
because they get paid to.
Because they get paid to.
There's a fucking clipping program
where you can watch it and get paid.
That's why people do it, allegedly.
So hell yeah, if I'm a younger kid,
I'm gonna watch it because I get paid.
The craziest part is any of these sites, right?
I'm not just saying this guy, this one has one like.
I'm just using this as an example
because I didn't want to promote too many pages, right?
All these people just push out nonsense.
How many times have you guys seen crazy tweets
about creators?
How many times?
Oh, they taking me out?
Are they taking me out?
Type Kecoa if you hear me, bro.
Type Kecoa if you hear me.
Alright, we're good, we're good, we're good.
I don't know, I guess the internet went out for a second.
How many times do you guys see tweets that are just nonsense being tweeted?
And then right under it is, oh, a steak ad.
Or right under it is a rainbow ad.
Or right under it is a kick-thick.
You guys do realize how much, and I'm going to be the guy to call it out, bro.
People can hate me, people can love me.
I don't care.
I actually don't care anymore because I'm going to talk about it after, actually.
But listen, so many of these pages post this shit because they get paid and it's undisclosed.
You know that, right?
All this shit is undisclosed and it's actually kind of illegal.
I'm pretty sure it's illegal to not disclose when you're doing an ad read.
A lot of people are saying no shit.
A lot of people don't also believe that.
They don't understand it because when you read a simple headline, it's so easy
to fall for it.
Facts are no.
It's very easy.
There's been times where I've gotten messed up, where I click on someone.
I click on someone's tweet or whatever, and I don't understand it.
I don't get it.
I'm like, what the fuck is this?
And then I roll with it.
I rolled it.
They forgot to bot this guy.
Yes.
I mean, this guy's, he's gonna, I'm going to see it too.
Look at this.
You notice how they also all tweet at the exact same time?
Every single page.
I've seen this exact tweet, even though it's a troll.
I've seen this exact tweet at the same time.
They all, it's very interesting, honestly, I'm not going to say too much.
It's just very, very interesting.
Um, now let's talk about the in-depth, right?
If I'm such a botter, if I'm such a botter, no, let's talk about it.
Let's talk about it.
This is going to be the last time I ever talk about this because I've seen my Twitter
com basically say, Ron, stop giving it attention, and then they put, like, dolphin emojis
or horses.
And someone put, like, I don't even know, I don't even know, I don't know.
A kick page tweeting about kick.
What are you saying?
You're just a retard.
Honestly, I see you in a week.
You're just a retard.
If I were to bot, why would I not start here
when everyone around this time is?
Do I leak who the kid is that did it for everyone?
Cause I know who it is, and Eddie, you know who it is still.
And a lot of the other streamers who do view bot,
you know who the kid is who does it.
So do you guys want me to start saying names
or am I gonna get sued if I start saying names?
That's the question, right?
Cause I know the kid who used to do it.
I know the kid who used to do it.
Cause why would I not do it when everyone else did it?
But instead, instead, instead, instead I did it the legit way and look, it failed for me.
It failed for me.
Until OG Fortnite came back, for any dumbasses, OG Fortnite came back, started doing IRLs
at the end, joined Faze House, instantly started to go up.
Simple.
Simple as that.
All natural.
Besides this, this is obviously the sub-agent, so we're sleeping on stream.
All natural.
All natural.
Also, I gain followers per stream.
Go look at certain streamers.
They don't.
Let's go to like any type of stream.
Let's go to Luca Donvic, Don Chick.
Notice how my numbers is noti and then it's not just a sky rock.
Okay, let me put my hand down.
It's not just a sky rock it out.
This is called a gradual graph.
Up down, these right here, these dips are ads.
Everyone who doesn't know this, still to this day, we're 25 minutes into the stream.
I'll teach you guys something.
Since Twitch has the worst system ever, I don't know how it's still the same
system.
lights are pretty better. Every, what is it, 13 minutes? How often do I run a three minute
ad chat? What would you say? It's what? Every what? It's every what? I don't even know. No,
it's not every five minutes, you idiots. Shut up. It's every, I think it's like 13
minutes, maybe 15 minutes, and ad will be ran. That's when viewers will either go
up, let me put my hand down, or down for about three minutes, and then it steadies
back to your viewership because Twitch is a detective system of like viewers watching
ads and viewers leaving is kind of fucking stupid and I still to this day don't get it.
Who in here show of hands have seen that in real life where you see someone's viewers
spike up, then they go back down and then they level itself for about 10 minutes and
then it does it again.
You see it all the time happen.
It happens all the time.
Every like 15 minutes for me.
It's what it does.
But if I turn my ads off, you won't see it.
Like I'll tell you right now.
Right now we're 26 minutes in.
You know what?
I'll literally, I'm going to keep it right.
Okay, I'll keep it right here and I'll wait. I'll wait until it says an ad is about to be ran so you could see
I'm a bot honestly, yo, you're not helping my case, bro. You're not helping my case
You're not helping my case. Can you stop also? Also if I may bot why am I one of those streamers that always?
Actually, no, no, no, no. I don't know. I'm ready to I'm ready to talk about that when I'm ready to show my ad revenue
You'll see in a second. You'll see in a second
So let's talk about the twitch graph first, right?
Let's talk about Twitchcraft first.
If you look at my streams, it's all gradual.
Who has been watching me for years?
Matter of fact, who has been watching me for months?
It goes up, it goes down.
I've had a month in December, kids are home from school.
It's a big event, it's Christmas, it's up.
January starts, it's a little bit down.
Then it's a little bit down again,
then it's a new phase house at the time.
Bang, then it's summertime, numbers go up.
Oh, looks like school's coming back.
We drop down just a little bit.
Then we do the sub-a-thon, obviously, and then up, up, up, up and down, but no.
Can I ask you a question?
Would I be the view-botter if I had a thousand viewers right now?
What would people say?
What would people say in the chat?
Type it, type it, type what people would say in the chat right now.
If I had a thousand viewers, type it, type it, type it, type it.
You fell off.
You suck.
Lol.
You fell off.
You're a dog shit.
You fell off.
Cat toys.
Yeah.
Exactly.
That is exactly what happened every single day here.
I would go live.
You fell off. So my question is if I'm winning I get hate if I'm losing I get hate
So where's the middle ground? I'm asking you guys you you as a viewer deadass
Deadass I'm asking you as a viewer
I'm dead ass asking you as a viewer. Yes, you you yes you guys you guys I
Don't know you have more viewers before torso was banned torso. You're a fucking loser. Also if I'm such a bother
Why am I?
Okay, hold up.
By the way, yes, I do have, here, clip this, clip this out of context, kick pages, ready?
I do have one bot.
His name is Fawcabot.
Actually, no, I have two bots.
His name is Potato Bot.
Oh, look, I just got a notification that an ad is about to be rad.
Get ready.
Get ready.
It's either gonna go up or it's gonna go down, or it's gonna do both, and then
it's gonna level, so get ready.
So just get ready.
Just get ready.
So when you see it, you'll know.
But in the meantime, oh, I also have Scorpi.
Scorpi is a bot.
If you guys want to talk to Fawcabot, he's right here.
Look at him.
This is my bots.
These are my bots.
Rest in peace, Granny.
Who want backshots?
Yeah, I don't know who added that, but yeah.
Go ahead.
I have one of the most active chats of all year off 7 TV.
Or what was it?
Is this 7 TV?
I don't know what it is.
It's something.
You could probably find the actual NLX.
It's one of these things that tells you,
based off if you use this.
I want the most active chats.
So how does it make sense?
What?
What am I body?
My chat?
Do you think I want to read these fucking losers?
Like, look at you guys.
It's not the same message always.
It's always the same thing unless it's emotes,
unless it's emojis.
How it, fake numbers, body chat.
Yes, yes, fake numbers, body chat.
This is wrapped potato.
This is based off the other thing, my personal wrap.
7TV, unique use, 70, my, okay,
why is it saying my most, what is this, bro?
What is a troll face?
Well, these are all the ones using right now.
Kekwa. Wait, it's bugged. I don't even know where to see. Go to channel. How do you do
it? Channel wrap. So unique chatters 500,000 in the last 150 days. 40 million messages
have been sent. Do you know how much money I'd probably have to pay to keep doing this
Do you guys think I'm made out of money like that as do you think do you think I'm made out of money?
You know when a chat is botting when nobody fucking types, right?
Well actually no because sometimes people don't type because they're gamers. That's facts
Everyone knows that but you know what chat is actually about it when it's the same shit
It's just commands being typed
It's just stupid messages that is very easily and you know
It's crazy is there's people out there that figure out and I know their names
I know people's names who actually figured out ways to bought that they figured out loopholes
I've talked to twitch about calling out people privately look at this shit, bro. LOL has been used 738,000 times you losers
My own unique emote has been used 12,000 times in the last 50 fucking days
Like how I don't even know how this is possible
I don't even know how this is possible on twitch my staid blue has 400,000 uses
I actually don't even know how it's possible
I actually don't get it top emo users
Jonah you're above one of my bots, bro
Like I don't even know how this is possible. So maybe maybe maybe I do have some bots, bro. Maybe I do have some bots
Literally, bro. Maybe I do look at my top chatters, bro. Look at these guys
These guys actually type like this is my leaderboard of losers not a mod not a mod not a mod not a mod
Not a mod not a mod not a mod not a mod not a mod not a mod not a mod
These are guys who actually support me.
That's what it's like to have a good career.
When you stream for seven years of up-downs, up-downs, up-downs, eventually, you're going
to hit a group of viewers who like you.
And guess what?
What I average right now isn't going to be forever.
And everyone knows that in this chat, facts or no, sometimes it goes up, sometimes it
goes down.
But eventually, I'll have a community of a good group of people who like me, whether
it's 100 people, whether it's 1,000 people, whether it's 10,000 people, whether it's
30,000 people, whether it's 40,000 people, whether it's 50,000 people.
It doesn't matter.
At the end of the day, I've been doing this for seven years, almost seven years.
I'm on my sixth year.
Don't be funny.
Don't be funny.
We're going into my seventh year next year, and I worked my ass off, not for fucking
pages to post me every single second.
And it's so funny to me because did you guys know, did you guys know that I'm
pretty sure I'm banned from steak clipping, putting steak logos on my face because
I threatened to sue.
That's a fun fact.
Look, you see how my shit went down?
Look, you see it?
You see it while I was talking?
Now pay attention to it.
It's gonna go up.
It's gonna go up.
Watch.
Yep, do the thing.
Yep, is it a yellow dude raising an eyebrow?
Or is it a coincidence?
Is it a coincidence?
You'll see it in a second.
Yep.
I've been watching since October.
Fuck you.
Also, hold on, let me open up this.
One seconds. One fucking second, uh, cause I want to get off this real quick. Um, yeah,
I mean you go to any stream, you know, pick a stream, pick a stream where I buy, guys,
pick a stream. You guys want to go to when I was in New York, when you guys were like,
oh my God Ron, Mr. 40 fucking gay? Like bro, I do not average 40k viewers. Look, right,
you go to anything. Uh, fucking New York City. New York City, notice go out,
This is off New York, this is day two,
when everyone's like, oh my God, he's in New York!
Up, down, up, up, up, do an event, do an event, do an event,
up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down.
We're in the car.
Up, up, up, up, up, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down.
This is called Running Ads, bro.
This is called Running Ads.
Red Puffer, I'm not even reacting to anything yet,
and you're talking about Red Puffer,
but please shut up, bro.
Why are you so defensive?
If it's not true, move on.
How many times do I have to tell you this?
that when you pay pages, it's annoying.
I have to address it.
Or else this narrative, if I don't address it,
oh, what's this, what's this, what's this, what's this?
Show them how we bought multiple YouTube channels
and TikTok IG.
Oh yeah, guys, I also bought my YouTube revenue.
Yeah, I bought my YouTube revenue.
I also bought my React channel, everything here.
This is all bought.
Look, you see when I have 40,000 viewers
on a day that's not as good, right?
40,000 is still great.
Wait, should I bought this so it hits 100,000
So I look even or should I probably video y'all tell me?
Cause if I would have bought,
why would I have to send this to a hundred K?
Like what are you, you know what I'm saying?
Like bro, it just doesn't make sense.
It doesn't, it doesn't make sense, bro.
Maybe I'm just not good at it.
Maybe I'm just not good at it.
I need some advice, bro.
I don't know who to ask,
but maybe I need some advice.
Yeah, maybe I need some advice, bro.
Maybe I need some advice.
Yeah, that's the end of this portion.
The next portion, shall we?
Now here's the question here right when I show my Twitch revenue this question is is this
against to us that's my question am I about to get banned am I about to get banned am
Why not? Okay, bad.
Is this a banable fence?
I need mods to confirm or deny
because I'm gonna, don't because of tax evasion.
Nobody, I paid all my taxes, unfortunately.
I actually pay my taxes, unfortunately.
Technically, yes.
Just let me know when you want me to add bots.
Yup, you see how it went up?
There we go.
There we go.
There it is.
Are there the bots coming in
or is it about to go down a little bit?
Watch, it's gonna go down a little.
Wait, is this me knowing the bot formula
or do I just know how Twitch works
after being on it for seven years.
Hold on, it might drop a little,
it might drop a little, level out, give it a second.
Give it a second, get your Kekos.
Oh my God, no way, no way, there they go.
No, an ad got ran, you fucking morons.
I know how the platform works.
I do this, like I know how this works, mate.
Now, if I were to viewbot,
wouldn't I viewbot my revenue too?
Wouldn't I viewbot my revenue too, every single day?
Wouldn't I viewbot this or no?
Wouldn't I viewbot this or no?
That's my question.
Would I cheat the system?
Would I viewbot my revenue too?
I dare you.
Ask streamers who you think that viewbot
Show the Revenue.
Show it.
Show it.
Show the Revenue.
Show the Revenue.
Go ahead.
Wait, wait, Ron, I have a question.
Turkey subs, what about it?
Turkey subs, 70, 30 on Twitch,
1,000 subs January 1st.
On this day,
1,850, 1,850,
554, 554,
718 plus 718, $3,122 just off subs.
What is 5,000 times 70%?
Let's see.
Let's just say if I gained 1,000 subs,
5,000 times 70%.
Oh wait, oh wait, wait, wait.
How did I do it?
Wait, what is it?
Is it divided?
I'm a dumb ass.
I'm a dumb ass.
What is it?
What is it?
5,000.
What is it?
I don't know how to divide it by 70%.
Wait, no, no, no, I'm a dumb ass again.
I'm a dumb, oh no, no, I get it.
I get it, 5,000 times 0.7, 3,500.
So I made $400 less if I got 70%.
And sometimes, as you can see,
minus $40 in adjustments, minus $3.80.
Whoever refunded one sub, you're a loser, right?
Maybe there's maybe like 50 subs that are some bullshit.
But yeah, why is it that as a streamer,
As a streamer, right, if I'm such a viewbotter,
why has my whole career, I've always been even
with my substantive viewer ratio, usually, usually, usually.
Right, if I have 10,000 viewers,
how many subs do I usually have?
Maybe like seven to 8,000,
which is about 80% of my viewers.
When I have like 15,000 viewers,
usually I have like 11,000, maybe 10,000,
which is a good ratio.
When I have 20,000 viewers,
sometimes I have 15,000, 60,000, 70,000.
When I have 20,000 viewers, or 25,000 viewers,
usually I have like 20.
Brother, this is called the truth.
This is called the truth.
And some people don't wanna be told the truth
in the world full of lies.
Classic quote by Kanye West.
Classic quote, classic quote.
Show sabbadan?
I mean, I'll tell you exactly how much I made.
This might be pushing it too much.
Okay, this one's, this one I might wanna keep.
$663,376 with 127,000 subs, but I had it every sub was about how much percent off because I
Use the treasure train or whatever. It's called you lose more money. You lose more money
What is it called? Yeah, you lose more money
Because every sub is cheaper 35% off. So my question is right my question is
Why am I one of the only listen? I know a lot of people don't want to show their revenue
And that's completely fine by the way. No one has to true truthful. Let's be truthful here. Nobody has to do it
Nobody had like I don't think people should honestly
I'm just a very honest person and I like to just be straight up in my audience. All right, but I'm gonna be honest with you
Thank you for the gifted sub bro. You're helping stay more on. Oh, I'm doing this because
People who've you bought show your revenue show it
Show it you can't you won't you won't you literally won't it won't happen. It literally won't happen
Nothing will happen. It literally won't happen. It won't happen. It won't.
Show it. And if you do show it, I will shut my mouth. Oh, God, I will shut my mouth. And I will
sit here and I will say, I'm sorry. Simple as that. But do not pay these pages. Do not pay these
fucking pages to post this propaganda. It's just stupid. And you make your site look dumb.
And honestly, kick just looks stupid to me because if you're going to allow your CEO,
You're CEO to go live and do shit like that and shit talk streamers.
Do you think there's a future?
I'm just being honest.
Like, do you think there's a future?
I'm genuinely being honest.
Yo, Outlaw, I don't know what you're showing me, bro.
Honestly, I don't know what you're showing me.
I'm not going to question it.
Garcia, thank you for the 10 gifted, bro.
I don't know who's...
Listen, you don't got to do this, bro.
Like, you don't... Listen, bro.
Listen, bro, it's fine.
Listen, right?
You don't have to do this.
I'm not calling out anyone anymore.
But I'm noticing the people who I do think is you buddy, they, I don't know bro, I don't know, they even attend gifted, I know things, but do I have to make it public or am I going to get sued?
Also, also everything I said is all allegedly, I'm not suicidal, I'm not allergic to anything, I'm super happy with my life.
I live with security, I live with a good group of friends, nothing around me is a problem.
I know there's some billionaires who might want to take me out, but listen bro
I'm open to talking. I'm always open to talking and fixing things because at the end of the day, bro
I know what it's like to be human and I know what it's like to be wrong, but right now. I'm not wrong
So yeah, it's simple as that it's simple as that
But for now one from now on oh also, yeah, it is crazy to me
Like I know you guys are trolling about like train what is training about you body classic classic
By the way, I have so many memes on twitch that literally is universal because of this community
By the way, I love you guys. I don't care what anyone says. Yo, Chisler, thank you for the five gifted
You guys are amazing and I'm so glad that I have you guys as a fucking real community
I could sit here and go to bed every single night
Knowing that I did this little legit way and then I have a real community that sticks by my side, right?
Whether it's up, whether it's down, it doesn't matter, bro. It doesn't matter
I know I have a real community
Simple as that. I could go to bed every single day knowing I'm doing good for myself
and that's what makes me happy in life.
Because some people can't do that.
And when I talk about these things,
people are like, Ron, why do you talk about these things?
Who gives a fuck?
Because people ruin what streaming is today.
Streaming is supposed to have fun.
Sure, I make money.
I just showed you how much money I make.
You think I don't, these viewers in my chat have a brain.
They know I'm making millions of dollars.
They know I'm making millions.
You guys know that, I'm not dumb.
You're not dumb.
You guys know that, but I still love streaming.
I still love this.
I do this because I love you guys, like genuinely.
I could go, I could go sell my soul and make millions of dollars.
Right.
I could get shit all over my fucking face.
Retweet pin.
I don't think you should address the Wendy show.
Yeah.
What are you talking about, bro?
Me when you're cool now, cutie.
Give everyone in chat a dollar.
Yeah.
Wendy's nuts.
Okay.
Yeah.
Fuck you, sweetie.
Yeah.
Fuck you.
The last thing I want to say from now on, Keqwa equals ViewBot, simple as that, I'm starting
to say it.
If I start seeing Keqwa, I'm assuming, I'm assuming I'm over it.
In Twitch chats, in kick chats, in Facebook marketplace chats, in whatever it might be,
Keqwa equals bot.
You guys know how you do loud equals funny?
Keqwa equals bot.
Simple as that.
Simple as that, bro.
Simple as that.
That's what I think, bro.
It's very simple as that, bro.
Like, this is what I imagine every single day
when I go live, from now on.
This is you guys.
This is you guys, bro.
Simple.
Moving forward though, that's all I really wanna talk about.
I just wanted to address it.
Shout out Aiden, XQC, for texting me,
being super nice to me, telling me a bunch of things,
and telling me a bunch of things.
Good fucking dudes, by the way.
whether you guys hate them or not.
Or I'll put it on a pair of shorts.
Told me some things.
All I could say here is just laugh from the sides
and just realize that I'm happy, bro.
Make sure my dick doesn't fall out.
I'm happy, bro.
I sit back every single day happy.
Simple as that, bro.
Simple as that.
And I'm so grateful for my community.
Dead ass.
Dead fucking ass.
And I'm always gonna stream.
I'm gonna be honest with you guys.
If I have a hundred million dollars,
Nah, I'm not gonna stream, I'm gonna be honest with you.
If I have $50 million, I'm still gonna stream.
Simple as that.
Simple as that, bro.
Simple as that.
Simple as that.
you
you
you
you
you
We'll be going to London!
Yes, we'll be going to London tonight.
I'm not going to tell the band the guy who said that.
Listen, tonight we're going to fucking London,
me and Marlon, which means we will be doing streams,
I believe, get mad at me, do the out on thing,
depending on what time we come in, my guess.
What time is it in the UK right now?
What time is it in the UK?
Someone tell me.
Why is it still called phase wifi?
Yeah, really?
What time is it in the UK?
It's 11 PM.
Okay, so by the time we land,
it'll be the 17th probably in London, is my guess.
We'll start our stream.
So we're gonna be live from the 17th, day 17, okay?
Be honest with me.
Are we gonna get stream sniped down in London?
I heard that people don't have school right now.
Is that true?
Is that true?
Is that true?
Is that true?
I saw, Rn is waiting, Ome5.
R&D Gloved listen, bro. I don't know what's true and what's not but I'm a little I'm a little worried. What day are you returning bitch?
I'm gonna turn on the 21st
So mark your calendars if you want to see stable or no no meet me on the 21st outside lax
No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Don't do that. Don't don't actually do that
Like don't do that
No, no, hold on. I'm switching my shirt
Bro, on God, go through that!
Dude, I just fucking choked myself with a shirt.
Wait, is this backwards? Oh my God, it is! Hold on.
I don't want to show my stomach because I have a six-pack right now. I'm not trying to leak.
Same shirt. No, I'm just sweating, bro. I'm gonna be honest with you,
Am I going to get like stream sniped by Oran, whatever his name is?
We have a lot to react to before.
When do we start warming up, you think, for Rocket League?
If it starts at three, my time is so in one hour.
Dude, today is going to be a stream that's going to be kind of quick.
Right after Rocket League, we have to go to the airport.
I haven't even packed a single thing.
I haven't even checked in.
I don't even know where my passport is.
I don't really know where anything is.
So, um, yes, so it might be cooked, it might be GGs, but that's why it's fun.
Um, we have one hour until the tournament starts.
Also, by the way, dude, I woke up today, I go outside, and look what I see, bro.
I got two packages set for me.
No, it's not a bottle.
I don't know if I should be leaking this, bro, I hope I'm not leaking this.
Yo, is this a leak if I open this?
I don't know what this is, but I waited.
This is not tap caps.
This was sent to me from, it said, I show speed.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
I don't really know what this is.
Am I leaking?
Oh, am I, it said from, I should, oh no.
Is this a troll?
I don't know what's in this.
Oh God, I don't know what's in this.
Oh God, I don't know what's in this.
I literally, Gigi, your address is in speedcom.
Bro, no, I like speed. I like his community too. Oh
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait stop stop am I actually cooked if I open it shine on opens?
Wait, should I did I saw open this?
Wait, is this out? Let me look this up
Wait, let me know right now. Is this out or no someone tell me
Did I just leak
Should we just do it like is it bad if I mods can you tell me mods?
I don't have speed's fucking number you dingus
Actually, I do I do have his number. Let me call him
I show speed second number
bro, oh my God
hello?
please leave your message
bro, this isn't REEEAL
STOP SPAMING THE OTHER
oh my god bro
this isn't
yo don't do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
dude
oh my fucking god bro
dude dude dude dude
alright thank god this is one dude
bro this is not fucking real
yo this is actually so fucking annoying
oh my god
oh my god
you don't fuck it
Um, what did you link me?
This meme has to die in my chat.
Wait, so can I open this or no?
To master the art of kung fu, I show speed must discover the key to stability.
Don't open it.
You know, I'll just call his rep.
I'll just call his dude.
Should I just call him?
I don't know if I can show this.
Can I open this speed care package
that was sent to me?
Or is this, or is this not public?
I'm live.
You guys have no clue what I'm holding right now.
So I didn't leak anything.
I don't have slips this number, bro.
I'm gonna put these down.
Other news, I got sent another package.
I don't know what this is.
This one says, I don't know who this is from.
It just says, to Ron from Beverly Hills.
I don't know what this is.
Whose logo is this?
Should I not be leaking?
Whose logo is this?
I don't know whose logo is this.
I don't know what this is.
This is Justin Bieber!
Put it on, God.
Wait, what the fuck?
They opened this weeks ago.
This is what I got.
Yeah, wait, fuck it.
I'm opening this.
He's dead, then.
Hold on.
I'm opening it, bro.
Listen, bro, I show speed.
I don't know what this is.
You sent me something.
I don't know how you got the address.
He left me a letter.
Wait, it's empty.
The master of speak, yo, did this motherfucker
send me a fucking post?
What do you want me to do with this, bro?
You want me to fucking hang this up?
Are you serious in my room?
Like, are you fucking dead ass?
Are you fucking dead ass?
Hang it up.
So you want me to hang up a picture
I shall speed and Jason on my wall
Lacey sold out sold out of what?
Bro, can't you see I'm reacting to ice show speed right now?
What is this?
I broke it.
Oh my God.
Gigi's.
Gigi's.
Oh my God.
oh my god okay it's beats wait am i leaking i don't know all man it's too late wait wait
speed is cool wait he gave me a free pair of beats headphones wait this is used for
like running
Hey, wait, did I do it wrong?
Wait, WSpeed, thank you.
Wait, there's a message being played.
Wait, what the fuck?
Wait.
Wait, wait.
Yo Ron, it's Ron, yo Ron it's Speed.
I love your stream so much.
Congratulations, you're one of the people
that I choose to open this package.
You've been killing it in the streaming game so much.
In honor of that, I'm gonna have my viewers
send you 100 gifts that you should be seeing at any second.
Yo!
Oh my God, thank you!
Wait, W Speed in the chat, bro.
Thank you for the beats.
Thank you, thank you.
These are nice, bro.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
The next package.
I don't know if I should be leaking this,
but whose logo is this?
You guys said this is Justin Bieber.
This is, wait, why am I seeing a tweet?
Oh my God.
Stable or not leaked, oh my God.
This is Vevet.
Wait.
Is this Vevet?
Or is this, what is this?
What is this?
I don't know what this is.
A pair is...
Um, what is this?
Wait, this is so interesting.
Wait, how do they know my foot size?
Wait, these fit me like, kind of, alright.
Wait, what size is this?
A 10 and a half?
I got my size right.
Wait, what is this?
Wait, I'm not even kidding.
It looks kinda looks like a...
Wait, these are nice!
Wait, he sent me another pair!
Wait, wait, shout out to my favorite Twitch streamer,
Justin Bieber, bro.
Wait, W Bieber, bro.
Shout out to my favorite Twitch streamer.
Yo, you're to go, bro.
Thank you.
Wow, these are nice.
Wait, these actually are comfortable as fuck.
No sponsorship, no paid promo.
But they aren't my size, but they fit.
Oh my God, I just hit my fucking toe.
But these gotta fit nice.
Yo, Lace!
These gotta fit good, bro.
They are not my size, but they fit perfectly somehow.
They fit perfectly somehow.
This is fucking go-to.
W Justin Bieber, and W Speed.
Wow, today's been an amazing fucking day, bro.
Lazy's in the bathroom.
Lazy, I need you!
Or you're fired.
Simple as that.
Simple as fucking that.
Yo, I'm gonna be honest with you.
My teammate for today, for Rocket League, is Lacy.
Are we gonna do good, or is it cooked?
Dead serious, is it cooked, or no?
Dead serious, is it cooked?
And you guys are saying GG's GG's GG's GG's Marlins are already practicing with angry ginger. All right. Yeah, it's over
Hold on right, you know what? I'm gonna go do this myself since I don't have a camera man. Let's get a W run
I mean I got 23% left on my thing
I'm gonna go check out what's going on outlaw switch my shit where the chat is gonna fire you
Simple as that fuck the payphone thing. I'll do it later. I don't time for that as that fuck the payphone thing
I'll do it later. I don't time for that. I'm working right now. Hold on
Hello
What does it smell?
It smells like champagne and pussy.
Did you eat my camera man?
I'm not wearing champagne on him.
Wait, how do you do this?
Is it like this?
Is it this way?
That's what she's got.
Hey!
Yo!
Hey!
You take this?
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey
I got it. Yeah, wait what happened in here?
You didn't give me any oh you have your own you know where yours is
Hold out is that true wait where's the Shopify where did it get a ding?
It was going to that's a good feeling is when it did wait
Now she was only a hundred
Not bad bro, w that's pretty nice
What is this
Don't open this until February
Wait, is that an adornment?
Yes it is.
No you kiddie!
No.
Ah fuck me, fuck you gave me a beating.
You little fucking prick, you little fucking prick.
You are practicing.
How the fuck is that happening?
Stop!
Fuck you, bitch.
I want to go check it out.
Look at these sights.
Just a beaver sandwich.
I was watching it.
There's another one.
There it is.
There you go.
I don't know what to do with these.
I don't know what to do with them.
Right here.
Brother!
Wait, there's something at the top down?
Do we have this?
His box?
It's right there.
What's that?
No!
That's not a box!
No!
There's a clip at the top!
Okay!
Haha!
I'm gonna make it a slime guy!
Loser!
Loser!
He's got his good ones.
Alright, in the box upstairs!
Okay!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
What is that?
It's a balloon to change that!
It's really nice here.
It's so fucking good.
What is it though?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
What's that?
Oh, that's cool.
That's cool.
That's nice.
Oh, there I am, bro.
How much, uh, how much money?
Gotta be at least 100, right?
Open the shop for me, guys.
I'm just gonna give you a minimum 100.
It's not 100.
Come on, guys.
It's not 100.
I still don't understand what it is.
Why is it so many fogeys?
What is it?
What is it?
What is what?
I don't know what it is.
It's a kick out.
But you can take it off and it's still like...
They said there's something in my room.
Ooh, these new slides are getting up the stairs in a jiff.
Yeah.
Yeah, you're really picking up some steam there.
I like it.
I'll open my box.
Wait, should I see what I got?
Of course. Let's see if you can get the max.
Wait, what's the max weight?
I think it's just...
I think I might do this fast.
Where?
Can I have a minute?
Just a second.
Okay, so what am I looking for here?
The collectible bricks.
This is Tapcat Click...
Boring.
One in a hundred two champs?
We got five tries.
The fuck is this?
What is it? Is this a good one?
Wait chat, is this a good one?
Is this a hit?
ehhhhhh
Sting
Not the good one though
No
Where's the...
What am I looking for?
The slime guy
How do you...
What the fuck...
Who is that?
Who is this?
It's not the slime guy though
Wait this one says slime
Wait, what's...
Did I get a guaranteed slime?
Wait this is a rigged package?
wait one and 18 gold one and 102 gold D
oh my god wait come on boss
I'm not gonna get the gold E but I'm going out and opening hard
I haven't seen it yet
I haven't seen it yet
let's try to open it
it's open it's a slime it's a slime
oh wait it's a it's a guy it's a guy
okay it's in my hand ready what
Like what the fuck is gaming this?
What is gaming?
Run!
Run!
Hey!
Are you kidding me?
Yo, yo, that's my phone box!
You gave me this box in front of my book cart.
What?
No, this is the box.
No, I opened one that says Slime Guy.
Oh
He gave me this one in front of my door
You gave me the box in front of the door you said open it I went to my door as a box
I didn't tell you guys we gifted the creators that you guys picked we get to them a sign I bought
Wait, so why did I get an extra so why did I get the gold one?
You got the gold one?
I got the fucking blue one
I mean that's tight, you're the only person who has it
You're the only person that has it
Yeah, the gold one
I'll get you a gold one
I'll get you a gold one
You don't even know what it is
How do I get the diamond one?
It's not like you guys can't get the gold one
I mean
The Luna! The Luna, girl!
What are you doing?
Whoa!
Oh, yeah, I swear!
That's right, that's right!
No, it's right!
It's right!
It's right here!
You're going!
What the fuck are you doing?
I want the golden one. I want the golden one.
I'm your friend. Give me the golden one.
Give me the golden one.
You need the golden one.
You want to go to the doctor's?
You need to go to the doctor's.
He's 102 in the box in summer.
The blue one's gone.
I'm going downstairs.
Oh
It's time to suffer fuck up okay, I'll straight up show all of you right now. You'll be mad loud. Are you understand what?
I didn't do anything.
Oh God, I won't be good.
Right on the TV news.
What?
I don't? I don't?
That should be right in the fucking face?
You're the one who asked me that.
I'm sorry.
You want to talk to me?
You want to talk to me?
You want to talk to me?
You want to talk to me?
I won't go to London.
You want to talk to me?
I'm not
Purple one
What the f***ing damn good one! I want the Dharma one!
No!
That one's only too late to the Dharma one.
I got it off so I'll just say no.
Yo, I got the good one!
Wait, I'll choose the other one.
I'll choose the other one.
Who could you plan it?
I'll choose the other one.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Yeah
No, I agree.
Well, yeah, but he's in the package. I think he needs more balance.
If you get in the pack, we need some more.
Hey, what's up?
What's up?
Oh, my God, he's got a bugged borderline.
You're not on my side.
No, no, no, no.
I know you think I'm stupid.
Come on.
You got friends?
No, I'm stupid.
I don't want to
Stable sword.
Dumbass.
I actually don't see it, but I wrote this.
Stop!
You don't want me to do this.
Stop!
Stop!
We should create a better product.
Yeah, we should.
We should make tampons, or gilgores.
We can take them from here.
Imagine shoving Stable and not a mask.
It's getting close to our face with an ankle.
That's not a bad shot at all.
I hear a lot of games, dude.
My teammates might not even get ready for it.
Yeah, I'm not going to lie, you didn't know that we were playing in about 15 minutes.
No we're not.
That's true.
Is that 230?
230.
What?
You're actually lying.
I swear on my life.
Put it on something more valuable.
What's more valuable than my life?
I'm not gonna lie to you.
Put it on the leg, my leg.
Put it on your leg, put it on your chest leg.
That's a good, it's a good.
At least have it in the start again.
You can't hold a screen from a boy when I'm getting paid.
We're not even supposed to boys under six months.
Yo dude!
Yo dude!
Yo dude!
Yo dude!
Yo dude!
Yo dude!
Yeah, the bar's beautiful, you know how many from your law school are...
I don't know how many of them, I'm taking my hands right now.
Yo dude!
It's been ten minutes, I'm walking in this moment.
It's been ten minutes, it's been three minutes.
It's been almost two-thirty. Let's see you go.
Did it dinks?
Yeah, might have hit it.
Might have came wrong.
So you're Italian and each team is like what, like 50 bucks per one?
11
11?
11
Like, can I sell it to anyone?
Firing Grilled
One of one unreleased Golden fucking John
Okay, let me open my Grilled account
Can you put anything on Grilled?
Yeah
You just put it as OS
One size, I'm pretty sure
I mean, it's unreleased, and it's the rarest one.
Add a new listing what's your item I don't really do any men's wear. What would this be accessories accessories? Yeah
What would this be?
Michelin is this thing you say
OS
Never worn I haven't touched it. Yeah first designer. What should it be under?
How do you do that? Do you do no design? No, I never sold on here. How do you?
Look at see if I tap cap up
What is it? Tap out. Tap out. It's called tap out.
Next, it's gold. Gold.
Uh, title name. One of one
gold tap cap.
I'm Ron. I open this. Come buy it.
Set the country. United
States. Behold. Add photos.
I'll pull access
Oh, so they get my number if I do this if I post this oh
What type of recommended price 1000 there's a little word for no recommended price a hundred thousand four price 1000
She's yes a thousand okay, next
My address yeah, why not three four two five west of our bank. Yeah, that's not that was my atelier. I just applied dodge. Yeah
Thanks, I asked for a bunch of bull honk I enter your phone number
Can I get my phone number? Can someone confirm right now?
I'm not entirely sure. I want to say no.
I feel like that would be a privacy breach.
There's this spamming auction.
Right now?
That's what they're spamming.
Oh yeah, I need to strike the counter.
Okay, I'll give it to you. Let's go inside.
Well, usually the service is pretty bad over here.
Okay, five gifted is all we ask.
Five gifted.
Five gifted, I will personally send this to your house right now.
Five gifted.
I will take your address and I will instantly...
No, no, no, no, no, I'm not going to eBay.
We're doing this in stable way.
Little Jeep David, five gifted.
On fucking what?
All shit on the site. What fucking site? You know how I just scanned your five gift in?
What fucking site? Hold on, let me call my friend Alo.
Since everyone wants to call me a fucking idiot.
Oh, a wheel. Some of the time.
This guy Alo will pick up the phone.
He might be on a date.
With who? His fucking hand?
Probably his hot ass girlfriend.
What?
Yo, bro.
Yo, I'm busy.
Dude, what fucking site?
Uh, let me find one.
Can I post something without giving information?
Probably.
Send me one now, bro. Hurry up, bro. I'm working.
God fucking damn.
Dude, those slides are fucking hard, bro. They're just glowing.
No, they're pretty shit.
I mean, they're not bad, actually.
Do it on eBay.
Dude, I don't know how to set up an eBay account.
How the fuck am I gonna make an eBay account?
Why is everything in this world so complicated?
Like, why can't I just go online and say sell
and then it just works?
And I'm like, why don't we go up there and zoom in on a scammer?
Look, sell on eBay.
Sell now.
Can you stop?
What was right?
Tell us what you're selling.
One of one tap cap.
It's under art.
Art, what is this?
Art NFTs?
Digital, no, I'm going to freak out.
Oh, you piss me off, I'm dead serious.
I might be kidding a lot, I want you to die.
No, no, no, I don't care, I don't care.
Gently, gently, gently, gently, bro.
Like, what would this be considered?
Typecap.
Art sculpture. Brand new.
Continualistic.
Do I have to get the information on EV?
Yeah, probably. You're selling something.
So fucking annoying.
Like, how am I supposed to...
What are you looking at?
Looking through the preview right now, looking at you.
They're saying holy shit you actually look so much more faking you did a few days ago
I can tell you've been going to the gym you look really jacked if you show your stomach
gonna probably be a six pack and I pass out of all so much excitement
That's what they're saying
It might be already off the screen
Time for a monopoly
Yo, I don't want to hold the whole market.
I did it, so I shouldn't have opened it.
No, I don't know why you opened it.
Oh my god, fuck.
I own the market, though. I own the market.
Two golds.
Oh, low key. I own the market.
Why did you make me open it?
Yo, Marlon, bro, I fucked up.
Man, who's dying this?
I'm not even...
Marlon, I fucked up!
I opened it!
The answer's up. Get out of this.
What the... GO!
Why do you fucking open it? Why are you taking it?
You got your own shirt with your base on it?
Yes!
No last man run a Marlon shirt.
I ain't no mother.
No mother?
Why'd you open it? Actually
I'm not letting you have the market already.
He's fucking dumb.
What the fuck are you doing?
Yeah.
Oh, he's not pretty good.
I'm back.
I'm hanging up.
Thank you.
I've rocked out.
I'll open more of this.
I'm gonna put this on the ground now.
You guys don't know what I'm talking about, put it on your tap mat, whatever.
Tap out?
Yeah tap out, it's like a shoe, I'm gonna put it under there.
$5,000?
$5,000?
Cool.
I'll be honest with you. It reminds me of the PO box that someone sent me of the ones.
But it needs to be like three of them, so I can like...
Alton, it's done.
You buy a few and then you just collect infinity stones.
But it needs to be glued together, like...
Oh, facts.
Couldn't have gotten my car off.
Woo!
Maybe couldn't have gotten my ray on this.
Sounded like that, maybe like...
Just a viewer.
It is nice. Thank you, bro.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
There's two in the back over there.
Alright, thanks for having me.
This is pretty cool though. This is nice.
Oh my god, it smells. No.
Dude, no.
It smells good from that shop in the back.
The thing is, I just know you're dead for real.
Yeah.
No, I believe you.
Bro, I believe you, bro.
Bro, I'm good. Stop stepping on it.
Put it close. I mean, put it close.
Hey, you take a stand.
No, bro.
Crazy, Seth.
Come on, smell it.
No, no, no.
It's just smell it.
I don't even want to touch that.
Why am I so dismal, man?
I'm sick.
You gotta smell it.
No!
No, shit.
Stop!
This just smells like shit.
I'm not getting away.
I gotta wash this a little bit.
I did it. I did it. I did it.
I'm dead serious, bro.
I'm not even kidding.
Bro, I'm not even kidding.
Yo, I have to use...
Okay, no friendship. I wet my ass right now.
I was a dude. What? You think they'll be poop on it?
Yeah. I think they'll be brown.
Yeah, I think they'll be us.
You got to stop. Take a dick take.
Wait! What if I turn these into my own product?
Like, smelling salt.
oh my god it's like a vape it's just like
oh my god bro that's good that's good stuff but i have to wash it yeah
okay well that doesn't look right
that just looks like i had fun at night
oh yeah
hold on are you ready to do it?
oh
it's so
All over the cat.
You think this will still go for some money?
I think it'll go for more now.
No way.
Surely.
Oh fuck.
Oh
Don't don't say yeah, I know I shot brand new
brand new dead stock
Never warned before dead stock
7% left on the phone
I
Know
All right, I'll be honest with you still smells
Yeah, no, I it's like it's a party
Do what is this on my bed? No, no, I look in the middle of it. Is this stain?
What is that?
I generally don't know. I think I peed myself by accident.
Okay, can I be honest with you? I'm still a dick.
You're still?
I'll write that down for my alert.
Okay, drinking liquids, bro.
Everything, bro?
No.
It's eating food is what you have to mark down, every bodybuilder knows that there's no way I have to write down Gatorade
Especially if I spilled it how am I supposed to measure that?
I don't know
How am I supposed to measure that? You don't have to
Quarters it counts so how the fuck am I supposed to mark down half a Gatorade?
Yo y'all are stupid bro
This is why y'all never will be bodybuilders and I'm a way above you guys
7 Not bad.
How long we talk about the rocket research?
I have one month on my teammates.
I think you're in one month, boy.
Yeah, I don't think so either.
Yo, bro, my cap caps smell.
I don't know.
There's one more here.
Another one.
It smells like cheese.
It doesn't.
That actually smells like cheese.
I'm not kidding.
What is this?
Why does this smell like cheese?
It smells like cheese.
Why is it not laughing?
No, don't give it.
You put it on your neck and it's like...
What?
My shoes!
You just put a top on your dick and put it in my mouth.
I just suck at this.
I just throw it in my ass and then I wash it.
He's not throwing it.
I wash it and do it.
I give up.
It smells good though.
Look.
This is a good product, guys, I'm proud of you guys.
It's not good, though.
I mean, that's not what we're looking at.
$134.
If they go crazy, sir.
$57.
28.
28.
This is nice.
You like that town, huh?
It's not my life.
It's not my life.
Oh, is it back up?
It is back up.
No, it's still down.
All right, listen.
If I was trying to hear you just let me know.
Why do you want to get a rock in the 1930s?
I'll be honest with you.
I have a clip I have to react to.
Let's declare it.
Just so I can see that somebody got to react to it.
No, we're going to lose our corner.
No, no, no.
I'll be honest with you.
We're good.
We're good.
We're good.
We're good.
Stop eating that shit. Stop eating that shit. It's bad food.
Wait, let's do it again.
I can't say anything.
Hey guys, I get to have another piece of meat.
I don't know what you're saying.
Why didn't he go?
No, no, man.
I didn't say anything.
Oh, yeah.
I'm just saying you have some confidence.
Wow!
Let me get that.
Wait!
Is this rare?
That's the nearest one in the car.
Did you get that?
I just opened it, I just opened it, I just opened it!
Wait, why?
Why would you open it?
I'm just gonna sold it, huh?
It's just losing the...
Yeah, I'm boxed it.
That is crazy.
Yeah, I know where it's at, but...
No run, keep that in your cell, man.
Good morning!
Tap, tap, no!
It's locked.
It's locked.
It's locked.
I'm gonna slow it down.
Hey, I'm making this video.
I'm making this video.
All my soul, all my soul, all my soul.
Stop! This one, stop!
Am I in the lake wet in my asshole?
Asshole.
I'm getting some light over here.
I'm lying, bro.
Alright, time to play.
Drop him down here in the chat.
Two not times an equal. Two not.
Space?
It was insane.
I mean, make sure to put the glitter.
I don't think I'll be honest with you, bro.
Is it disgusting if I have it in my mouth? I like smelling my own ass.
Like what it is?
Yes, it's definitely gross.
Yours is not your own bottle?
No.
Yours is not yours.
I guess I do that, but I don't do it the way you do.
You dig it and you're like, you can't just a big whiff.
You smell everything.
Good.
Bro, why do you act like you're a unique or special?
Like, I'm so confused.
That's you, buddy.
Bro, I'm telling you, bro, smell it.
You got it.
No sense.
Bro, it's clean.
Oh, and you saw me cleaning.
There's no chance I'm looking at that.
Bro, it's clean.
L lays in the chat, bro.
L fucking lays.
Oh, no cuz you waited till 30 minutes before to play your first one. Okay. Who's the best player in the league?
Wait outlaw wait, who's wait they're saying no
XQC's playing wait put it on God
Do I have give me the bracket right now someone send me the bracket am I cooked?
Am I dead ass cooked dead ass and I
There's no way right
It should be a pretty easy tournament jigsie and joe bart versus archie and yugie
Riley and zoink excuse see and plaque boy max. Wow. Okay. Yeah, this is
This is this is yeah, all right
Peace out man. This is
This is yeah, all right looks like
Ron and Lacey vs. Mingo and Sketch, I'm put it on God, there's zero chance I lose the fucking Sketch and Mingo.
Are they good? Are they good or no? There's no way. There's actually no way. There's zero way.
Hi, I'm not reading your sub, bro. Thank you for the six months though. There's no fucking way, right?
right sketch isn't that bad wait so who's the blood best tournament who's the
best tournament in the player player in the door fucking damn it who's the
best player who is it you stop just saying names and give me one person me
on God thank you for the tier one four months red puffer all right type brah
you see this what the fuck is that wait so wait so it's Jinxie and Joe Bart
vs. Orkeen Yugi Riley and Zoink vs. XGCV so I don't play until the wait there's
no elimination bracket
yeah GGs
oh yeah GGs so I'm basically about to start my fucking rocket lead journey
just a lose oh man all right should I open up my Twitter com before we start
playing games because lacy's gonna take a minute anyway I haven't reacted to
anything okay L Ron what the fuck is that bro do you think I ran a 45 minute
ad you fucking moron you dead-ass fucking moron you think I could run a
A 45 minute ad.
Are you fucking stupid?
Yes.
Brother, drop on me if you got a 45 minute ad.
I wanna see something.
I don't believe that.
Ron has to understand liquid calories
is an easy way to ruin diet.
80 calories, that's not bad.
It literally says 80 calories.
How is this bad?
This is just bullshit.
This is dead ass bullshit.
It has rained every day so far in 2026 in the UK and it's not about to stop
Okay, but anyone in the UK is it pouring or is it drizzling? I don't care if it's
drizzling we can't do anything about that. Masty equals funny. Game-worn cat.
It's drizzling. Bro, are we gonna be fine then or should I just cancel the
What do y'all think?
What do you think?
Um...
This is a classic right here. Drop a meme if you're here.
You can see this guy, but I am.
Here we go. 13 up.
13 up.
I'm-I'm leaving the room for the shot.
I think I'll go honor it for Huntsman.
This is called Fucking Aura.
Okay, Rob is the king.
Oh my god.
He's coming back.
Coming to phone rob phone.
Yeah, I got my wrist up.
Party!
Yo, by the way, I opened up KatieBee's chat, I saw a message, I scored on her and the comments
were, I hate men, men need to die.
What the fuck did I do?
I'm literally friends with her, it was literally, it was just like a little joke that we were
doing like, I'm a little confused here.
But they didn't type men all the way, they typed M and then it was like a star, it
was like a star.
And then it was N. It was so interesting. It was so interesting.
Um, yeah. I'm starting to see it.
It's like, bro, I'm over this shit.
Kekwa equals bot. This is the truth. This is the truth. Yep.
This is a good, uh, good message.
Thug's Mod here. Wait till y'all find out why he said that.
Lacey better make Eddie and kick look crazy tomorrow.
Uh, yeah, they offered us millions of dollars. We said no.
Um, prediction for stream today.
Starting off with whenever I don't stream something seems to happen if it was with our money leading to Ron's crash
Out that goes on for like 30 minutes to an hour PO box trolling and then rocket league tournament
Well, you got fucking trolled. It's not that
You fucking dick writer how bored do you have to be to type in my fucking Twitter calm predicting my day?
Ron pre-ron going live and saying this shit lamicki when he went to Walfa's
Wait, how is Jason's camp shit or whatever it is. Is he doing good?
Why is there a fucking cursor among?
Okay, I'm gonna be so dead ass.
It's been four and a half hours.
Has he even built fucking shelter?
He's gonna die!
He got a nobu care package? Put it on God, he did. Put it on God, he did.
So basically he's just on vacation.
build a fucking hot dude stop it up pointing at the water and fucking
builds one of my friends has an island out here it's really nice shout out to
him what are you linking me in this chat all right um Ron asked me for a photo
shoot today let me know who the fuck are you but this is kind of cool do you
guys build my plate or my car in forza this is dope yeah this guy randomly took
photos of me he told me hey come in front of your car while I was leaving
cuz I was like sure forget not a bad shout not a bad shout at all happy
Valentine's Day stable. Happy Valentine's Day to you guys.
What is this?
This is a mod!
You're a hoodie on my chair!
Oddities.
But I wish I could just save you, Edward.
I have to use the bathroom so bad.
I shouldn't have waited this long, but I thought we could do this.
I always think I need to go on the couch.
Say everyone wants you to say you wouldn't do shit today.
Honestly, uh, I was pretty rare shot, so you're probably right, but hey, I did it though!
Coming up, stay tuned.
Live Sunday, we'll do the O-Rocks, I'll try to get it today.
And then we're also gonna do the Rocket League Tournament.
Not bad bro, good editing.
What is this? Y'all remember he-
Okay drone company US of insights I am always to wait what is he talking about wait Katie's
Loki getting ratioed.
What is this?
Wait Illuminati triangles Lebron on Israel hopefully something I can make it over there
Like I said, I've never been over there, but I heard great things what message this isn't recent. You like to send for Israel
I have fans over there. I've never been
If I have fans over there, then I'll help you
Follow my career. I hope I inspired people over there
To know you literally see the cut
You've literally heard it message. Would you like to send for Israel?
Where they cut it bro, I
I don't believe my mic can't kiss the wall, bro. I'm gonna be honest with you Katie though
I can't speak for you, but all I know is LeBron James
Dude how is this guy everywhere now?
Like I actually don't understand like did I just like
Ron should do this again to streamers
Wait, should I?
No, we have to warm up in a minute, bro, I'm gonna keep going this quickly.
I'm trying to get over this quickly.
Offline chat a movie.
Holy fucking losers, bro.
Holy losers.
Yo, yo, torso, torso.
This is why you got banned, bro.
You clipped me out of context, so the clip just starts.
Bro, I said.
I said Snickers like the candy. That's what it was
That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. Did you see this wrong?
Like why like what is the genuine generally generally serious? What is the point?
Generally serious gen- generally
Generally, what is the point? What is the point? Like what is the fucking point?
Why don't you why don't you can't afford an SVJ motherfucker you can afford a Ferrari guys if I make $200,000 a month taxes take $100,000 you really think I can afford an SVJ like shut up
Right now I can't believe I'm getting no credit for making I'm about to I'm about to kick you from the calm
I'm dead serious
Like bro you're not a character in this twitter com bro you're
oh
My god bro
Like what is this gift?
You don't deserve this treatment fat fuck will eventually see that what is this?
It's
567 87 deaths later new hips has done it what he played out a ring
Not bad
Wait, why is he not taking damage
shield poke yikes this is as Mickey as it gets besides calling in uh what do
we call it things yikes yikes yikes this is Mickey this is Mickey you're
spamming the same link what is this don't forget how much body percent fat
Yo, it's like, what is this?
Check his most recent thumbnail
The Sidemen Cherry Mash teams
Why the fuck am I in the thumbnail?
Now
Long time since I checked out the reddit song
37,000 visitors in the last week. That's pretty good. Please share this around
Charity match, please join us in the 13th minute round of wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. I'm so confused
But this is sad by the way reset am I getting clickbaited
Who the fuck is honking?
Yo.
Yo!
I'm fucking working! Who's honking?
Stop fucking honking!
It's not fucking Eddie outside of my house.
Shut up.
I'm not even...
I can't even read this shit.
I can't even read this.
Alright, I think it's time I have to warm up.
Someone tell uh, what do you recall to answer my phone lacy, right?
Wait, what is this?
Hello
Hello, what's up, Ron? Hey, how's everyone doing in here?
Rod, we're starting at 14 minutes. Is that good?
Yeah, bro. How are you doing today?
Great. Where the fuck is Archie and Yu-Gi-Bat away?
You know, I started my day watching you today at 11 o'clock.
In the morning, really? What was I doing?
You were watching Rainbow Six Siege updates or whatever.
Oh, nice. Yeah, that was fun.
Wait, Rod, do you know you're in an aura call right now?
You know you're in an aura call?
what am I looking at on your stream wait why are you bold with no eyebrows okay
it's a long it's kind of a long story have you been traveling the last two
days wait why did your mod is time down call me a tubby lard what is a lard
w wait which model is it actually run it's better if you don't even know the
I just spawned in bro.
You are fucking chopped man!
Holy shit!
What the hell, wait, no.
Bro, what the fuck?
You look like a fucking egg!
Okay.
That's the cutest thing I've ever seen shit.
Yeah.
Thank you.
You're right, he's not coming back to class, bro.
We gotta give it up.
Hey, bro!
You know what I'm doing?
Bro, how do you get because not to class, I just need that, bro.
Bro, have you met Zoink?
I haven't.
What's up Ron?
Wait, do you know the lore of Zoink Rod or not?
No, not really.
What's up Zoink?
My name's Ron.
How are you, bro?
Okay, Zoink, I'll give you an introduction, dude.
Oh, okay, damn.
So Zoink is the best Geometry Dash player in the world.
Can't.
Let's get out.
No, no, no, he is.
Okay, so if you're so good, screen share the hardest game right now.
Go ahead.
What?
Screen share the hardest map.
Yeah, screen share the hardest map.
Yeah, screen share the hardest map.
It's kind of funny how you put me, me and Archie versus you and Joe, yo, yo,
I'm just gonna make it about myself because Jinx is kind of funny when you're on event.
It's kind of funny that you want to win your own event.
Yuki, wait, I heard you were good. Chat said you're good.
I'm shy.
Good at being annoying. Holy fucking shit, man.
Yo, stable Renoldo with the collins and about him. Grumpy.
Shut your ass up, bro. You're late, bro. You're late.
Guys, stop with positivity.
You're gonna lose first round. It doesn't matter. Why are we arguing?
Okay, run. Zoic screensharing. Zoic screensharing.
Well, what if I play orbit like his mind's gonna actually just
Wait, so like I hear you double. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Stream volume on yeah, no, I turn off my stream but it's like some weird bug
That's all right. How do I do that? I guess me there we go. See so here. Okay. Now. It's good. All right, Rob
Are you in the screen chair? Yeah, show me the hardest man. All right. This is like brothers
Yeah, wait
just watch if this is like oh wait look focus like focus focus look no focus
focus focus not the controller wait go to the right go to the right go to the
right go to the right keep going keep going keep going I'll tell you when oh
oh wait bro it's club it's club step the one I got stuck on it's that your
You might be to get an X. I quit the game on X step. Yeah, don't accept Joe be accept. It's like, maybe just hit it up with that lock real quick, son.
Oh, this is the one I got second one.
Okay, is it behind?
I'm looking at my GD in like three days. We're gonna play Rocket League.
Joe!
Yo, Jason, just letting you know, man, I, uh, my chatter's redeemed. Eat an edible. I ate three edibles, so.
Wait.
Okay.
I ate three edibles, so wait, what okay?
So I need you to be so like that after I know job or you're fucking with me, right?
I haven't done that fuck in bus. Hey, Joe. Oh, Joe you ate three edibles. How is he bouncing like this wait?
They're all telling you he's cheating
So like this isn't even like Rosalina. Wait, okay. What's that?
I was just bored so like you really could or a farm right now. You're kind of I mean this isn't really
Yeah, yeah, I should be
Cancel it bro. This is too easy this is too easy for you. So like show them
Like what's a lot of chat? What's so hard to play wall?
Bro, oh, I play play wall like months probably maybe I still know how to play it though
Okay, what's the extreme demon? You know you could beat instantly with no hesitation
What is life on the line? They're saying play for bits
What is that?
I just feed orbit.
But he just feed orbit.
Okay, okay, show me something.
Bloodbath, what is this?
Show me bloodbath, show me bloodbath.
Okay.
This, this level is like terrible.
Oh, you are.
Hey, watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out.
Okay.
Oh, okay.
Oh, no.
All right, all right, never mind, never mind.
No, no.
Honestly.
Okay, let's try, let's try.
Let's try, let's try.
Oh, no.
Dude, do you see how fast his ball is moving? Wait, what pops look am I watching? I don't know. Yeah, but dude
Do you see how do you even know what you're doing?
Cuz he's pro. He's the best player. I'm saying like how does someone even know what it's just cuz he's the best player
dude, I feel like it's more muscle memory than it is
Like the
That's this my new game. All right, bro. I'm gonna see y'all didn't rock a leak bro
I think everybody should disperse five or team calls. Wait, is it is it one game at a time?
Yes
I saw you say that you would be better than me at any video game. Oh, yeah, I did say that is that is that true?
Yeah, that's true. That would be true. Yes
That is sure are you like only good at fortnight?
Aren't you only good at like reacting to content? How about that, bro?
Play me a fucking card game play me
Yeah, you're addicted to edibles you're addicted to edibles
You're addicted right now you drop the ring
He's talking
Oh
Wow, dude, all right word
What what?
He's just the word guys
Let's talk about it today. Oh
All right. Good luck to y'all man. Good luck to everybody in here. Wait. How does it wait?
He just went to a channel by himself. Wait John confused. Are we supposed to be okay? There he goes. Yo, okay?
Yo, Yugi, oh, you're right.
You're right.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
What's up, girl?
Wait, so am I supposed to watch your game?
I want to wait.
No, is it one at a time or is it like, wait.
I think we're playing one at a time.
I think it's one at a time.
Yeah, so.
I think, I don't think you have to watch.
Yeah, you don't have to like every so, so it's going to be
Jiggy and Joe versus Yugi and Adon first, and I guess
that's just what happens first.
We just watch them and then once they're done.
Yeah, then we go down the line.
So like, be honest.
I feel like you can do whatever you want, right?
So like, to be honest, being good at geometry fashion,
does that get you like,
do the people really fuck with you or no?
Like girls and shit?
Well, okay, so I'm 17.
Oh, all right.
And that means that when I'm in school, bro?
Yeah, a little bit, but like.
To be honest, have you ever like picked up a girl
just like showing her like your geometry?
Oh, actually, okay, so there was a time
where this girl wanted me to ask her out to prom
for some reason, but I was like, hell no.
Yeah, there we go, yeah, keep going.
Yeah, yeah, and that was about it.
No, there was this one girl who's always just like,
dude, I don't know why she's talking to me.
Like, it feels so weird every time.
Well, I can't ask you this because I feel like you're 17.
This is weird to ask, but are you a good-looking dude?
Would you say you're a good-looking dude?
You're 17?
Yes.
Riley, what have you been saying to him?
Well, yeah, he's 17.
Riley, he told me he was, oh god.
Wait, I thought you were like 23.
Wait, what?
No, I'm the one.
What?
No, I'm 7th.
Riley, we've been like, what the hell is that?
Do we not know anything?
Is that when we don't know?
No, are you?
Wait, what?
Wait, what?
Wait, what?
What happened?
Yeah.
Anyways, wait, so I'm ready to play.
Yo, wait, how do we play?
Well, I think, wait, I'm so lost.
But I think, GC's game goes first, so we all just have to wait until that's over.
And then it just goes down the line.
Released, yo Riley, how about it's class for EL right now?
Dude, I tried playing yesterday, and it's fucking, there's a lot of stuff.
And this fucking there's a gold giant now who just fucking punches my
Understand it. I don't understand it dude. Dude all of the gold cards ruin the game, bro
And like everyone hates their game
Obviously on Twitter everybody just bye-bye, bro. Is anyone in my chest?
I'm not gonna lie Ron they tried to pay people to play a tournament all of them quit the tournament
Like you can eat people to go play in their tournament. There's no way. No, like I'm one of them
I quit I didn't want to play for money. How much was it?
What I think the tournament was 50 can you got like a guaranteed amount to play like like no one like even though
The people are like no be honest. Are we on candy crush now? What's the next mobile game?
Dude, I didn't get that so I want to play a bonus left. Let's be reliable. So that maybe I'll play geometry dash on my phone, too
Wait, is Clash of Clans the same thing as Clash Royale, like the team or no?
No, it's not. Dude, Clash of Clans is shit, bro. Do not play that game.
Dude, I tried playing Clash of Clans and then it said I needed 1800 gems to get my town hall level upgraded after like 18 days.
yeah yeah that's like yeah that's like the problem like I feel like it's like
what's like what's the game it's like I don't know what the word is but like you
get your shit and then you have to wait for it to upgrade like that's like the
most boring shit ever Chad you guys playing mobile games I don't know yeah
I feel like Brawl Stars might be the next mobile game maybe Brawl Stars
All stars like had its thing.
Is it gonna come back?
I be playing, the only app I've been playing is,
actually I don't even have any apps.
I mean, to be honest with you,
I just open up TikTok and I brain rot all day.
I'm gonna be honest.
I will say this though,
TikTok is actually becoming so bad.
Like I find myself so addicted
that I don't even realize I'm addicted.
And like, I have to stop opening it.
No, I gotta quit TikTok dude.
I like rotted myself I think.
I just like open it and I'm watching like I'm watching Dexter as the TV show like on on TikTok like it's actually bad
Wait, what are your what's on your guys's reels? I have like a bunch of like interesting reels. No, it's not like
my reels is like
racist clash real
Okay, yeah, mine's just a lot of uh, well
Let's just say their files involved
That's about it. I think I'm gonna get it up. I'm gonna wait a little bit until it starts to be right back
Yo, what the fuck does that even mean? What does that even fucking mean?
What does that even mean? What does that what does that even what does that mean?
He but what does that mean bro call XQC yo is XQC late for the tournament?
Can we go to LXQC?
Every time
So get on mosque you changed my title to rocket league tournament. Thank you for the eight and six months smiles
Thank you. Yo chat who's ready for London on the 17th drop on me
Excuse me excuse me bad enough cat looking sideways excuse me
Let me try calling again, maybe D&D.
I look chop when I have a beard, bro.
Trust me, when I lose weight and get a little bit taller,
have a better smile, get a better haircut,
I promise you it's over for everybody.
You know someone tell Lacey to enjoy what is Lacey doing we got to play
space in terms of events in terms of content in terms of certain things to attach something to my name that
Curts that and just talking about not rolling out for the future because I genuinely do enjoy doing it
But
For right now, I will not be doing that just because I want to you know
There's a lot more I want to do inside the space, there's simply, there's simply, there's a lot more, I want to go to events, I want to get into certain things, I want to have certain collabs, and a lot of people don't want to do that with certain things attached to your name.
Blah blah blah, get on the game bro, c'mon!
Tel Ronam on the discord, Tel Ronam on the-
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
You're muddin', you're muddin''.
You're muddin''.
There's a World War Mog as officially erupted
after the ASU frat leader refused to sign the peace
treaty in number two ranked Chad Andrellogenic.
What are you talking about, bro?
Mod Change title.
Change title to 2v2 Streamer Rock and League tournament.
MVP POV.
Mod Change my title.
Change my game.
Yo, I'm gonna be honest with you.
Dude.
Okay, so it's best two out of three.
Are they about to start their game chat?
I look, you wanna watch it.
Who do we play first?
Who do we play?
Dude, we don't play yet, but we're gonna play.
Who we playing?
Who we playing?
Who is the chat?
Who playing?
We're like thirds.
But who do we play?
Sketch, we're playing Sketch and Mingo.
Sketch?
He's with Mingo?
Yeah, but bro, bro, bro.
Is it Mingo or Pro?
Bro, you know, Sketch is,
how do I say this in the nicest way possible?
Okay.
All right, should we, should y'all want to watch?
Should we watch Jynx's peel beer?
Should I warm up a little bit?
Wait, if it's starting right now, should we watch?
I don't know.
I'm not on the watch.
I can't actually warm up a little bit.
We can, we can warm up right before it.
Drill!
Okay, look, you need a new controller.
Bro, I feel good, bro.
I have a nice tostle strudel in front of me.
This is going to be good.
We're going to take a bite out of this.
Here we go, chef.
We have another controller.
Guys, we don't need to tell Marlon.
This is good for me.
Shut up.
It's a little sticky.
I can look down the hill and survive with him.
No, this isn't bad for me.
I'm trying to practice it.
No, it should be fine.
My phone is still going crazy.
Holy shit.
Yeah, like me.
Yeah.
I got good news and bad news.
Okay, what's the good news?
Good news is, I'm your fucking friend.
Let's get some W's, shall we?
Okay.
W's in the chat, little friendly it is, okay.
Good news again, there's a bunch of Belkas in my chat.
I'm seeing Belkas.
What's a Belka?
All right, let's go email.
Bad news, okay.
You know there's 90% bots in mine?
Yeah, I found that out too.
More than on God, it's a protein one.
God, it's a protein one.
Look, it's a, I farted to 180 calories, 20 pairs of protein.
I promise, bro.
I swear to God, I-
I know, I'm gonna fucking eat them too.
Okay, fuck off.
My girlfriend got me at the fountain.
Oh, she did?
Yeah.
How many said you had to have two days?
Here we go, chat.
Chat, be honest, I'm playing good right now.
Two days?
I farted, it's not.
I actually don't.
I haven't played in a minute.
No, are you ready?
I need to practice my aerial.
Aerial.
I don't like that, man.
I'll eat it, I'll eat it.
You're still tracking me.
Hit a little flip reset?
All right, y'all want me to show you how to do a flip reset?
I got you, I'm gonna give you guys a tutorial.
So basically, you wanna hit the ball?
Shut the fuck up!
How do I join you?
Come on, let me warm up.
Wait, where'd you see me?
Chad?
Bro, look at this.
Look how good I am, one God.
All right, so this is how you wanna do a flip reset.
hit the ball off the wall right up
how do i restart
that wasn't that bad
how do you jump that? what the fuck?
be honest i'm probably the best creator in the story right?
yo yo yo
Shit every
Woman up or no
Aerial 2v2 game to warm up you think let's play one to be two game to warm up
We can do right here. Okay. Yeah, that's very good for a low key. I'm unironically like made for video games
I playing video games like low key
Like
Okay, name someone who's more like um, what's the word like bisexual?
What's the word where it's like you're good at everything like every type of game multi dexterous multi? What is it?
I'm pretty sure it's multi gamer bro, I'm one of those people bro
Please start let's go
No competitive you can't sell my shit though run. I'm go three
Okay, so let's use this game as a as a let's just say who we are going against for a set
mean mingo and I don't want to express the name and and sketch
Imagine this is them
imagine this is them ready all right Chad this is how you play play play play
tell me tell me how you play tell me where go something you have to come come
come yeah buddy buddy buddy we gotta play together here remember no ball
chasing please don't ball chase okay oh it's okay one fuck up doesn't determine
everything good good
It's going it's going back it's going back it's going back nice
Keep playing
It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. One fuck-up does not determine a massive fuck-up
LeBron James was denied his first-ever basketball team. That was okay. That was what he's working. Let's go
There it is
That's gonna happen one of these games. I'm dead ass. Can't do no believe in us
That's not a pity goal
I'm waiting in the goal. I'm waiting in the goal. I'm blocking it.
I'm here. Watch this. This is why they call me the minion ball, bitch.
Bang! W. LeMane and Me Mall. Thank you for all the subs, y'all. If you're subbing right now, I'm reading every single one while playing.
I'm going for it. I'm going for it. Don't touch. Don't touch. Don't touch.
I'll touch. I'll touch.
Okay.
Nice run. Okay.
Wait, what a shot by Lil Leigh. Lil Leigh 6-7.
Nice!
What a shot by Lil Leigh!
I could have gone bad!
He doesn't have dead!
He doesn't!
Oh, Zorb, Dave or some months.
It's gone over it.
We're better!
We're stronger!
We're faster!
We're hungrier!
We're fatter!
We're more athletic! We're more ambidextrous!
Nope, nope, nope, nope, not here.
I'm telling you, once the fourth thing in this tournament is going to be the fact that neither of us ballchases.
Okay, I'm telling you right now.
I'm right here, I'm waiting.
I'm going to clear, I'm going to clear, I'm going to clear it out, I'm going to clear it out.
You're fine, you're fine, don't even touch it.
I'm going to clear it out, clear it out.
Wait, so how do I not ballchase? Do I just not play for the ball?
No, you play for dick, you predict. It's all about predicting the ball. Do not just chase it.
I
Thanks, good shit. Wait, yeah, how does he not how does he not ball change like how does he make sure he doesn't do it?
Am I right is it all about predicting?
It's fine. I'm waiting for it
Wait there like you got to get it out of there, so I don't want to ball change that
Get it out. Get it out. Get it out. Get it out. Get it out. Get it out
No, hit it to me. Hit it to me. Hit it to me. I bought them. I bought them
No. No. No.
No.
What a save.
Don't save.
Son.
way that guy's pretty solid oh my god I tried predicting it and I fucked up it's
fine it's fine it's like you know what that's what you're the teammate I think
oh I got it
hit it I hit it I hit it I hit it I hit it I hit it I hit it I hit it I hit it
go go go go go go go go go go
I'm getting it, I'm getting it!
Am I the best streamer in the tournament?
Who's better than me?
XQC's not even awake, how is he better?
Yeah, but XQC's playing with a drone.
Who's he playing with?
Are they with Max?
from max's dog shit in every video game
I'll be damn if I lose the fucking black boy max bro. I bet
That's you. I'm not so low. He's over a shot
save it Ron save it
no I got it
oh my god shall we win shall we win
on my soul we win on every first stage that's like we win a series
oh hold on
bang goodbye back to the lobby
bang it's easy
I'm going for fucking the demos now I don't care
come here
oh no wait why did you fuck me I don't want to
No!
Alright you gotta get him all you gotta get him all you gotta get him all, he's still in this.
BITCH ON ME ALDO!
Get it out get it out Lazy get it out Lazy get it out!
BANG!
Lazy Lazy stop touching me.
Nice, I got it I got it I got it I got it.
Lazy?
Lazy?
Oh my god no one's going into extra innings.
Innings?
No!
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, lock in, just chill out.
Make sure I'm nice because you have a lot of fun.
My god, I'm going up.
Pinshot, Pinshot!
What a Pinshot!
What a Pinshot!
Oh!
Oh no!
My head!
Oh
To me to me to me to me to stay over no no to stable
Know what
Nice run. Wait, yeah, we win this turn of my god. Wait, we're we do
Everybody in the chef. They get straight dead today. Okay. I got I got I got it. I got I got I got it
That's you. I fucked it. I fucked up. I fucked up pass back back back back to know just to know
To you
I
Saved it
We just lost to someone born in 2020 I feel like an important part of this I feel like
an important part of this is I feel like an important part of what we're talking about
I know is hold each other accountable.
I'm silver to I ranked down and said, Ron,
I had an open goal and you hit the ball and you ball chase.
Oh, you need to talk, but you need to talk to me.
I was calling and I have it, I have it, I have it, I have it.
Have they started yet by the way?
Oh, I forgot to tell you the other bad news I see.
What?
I have a hard out at five o'clock.
What?
Yeah, I have to go to the airport.
But in better news you can put a Marlin's teammate if worse comes to worse who's the
teammate?
Are we playing another one?
Wait they're telling me to stop using ball sack camera.
There's just a good balance you gotta have a balance on the ball.
I'm always on the ball cam.
No not always you gotta switch back and forth.
How am I supposed to see it?
No, why are you ready? I can't fucking go. I don't see it now
Fuck it. I'm going for a terrible
Hold on chair which had am I just talented did y'all see that air dribble I just did can I do right?
Wait, wait, wait, what are you doing?
These are stream cypher smurfers.
No, his name is little twin six seven.
Copy my name.
Copy my name.
He's a stream cypher.
Bro, his name is little twin six seven, bro.
This guy.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
Oh, no, wait.
That's not good, is it?
That's okay.
I got it, I got it.
Don't worry.
How do they know where the ball is always?
Stop it.
I got it, I got it.
I got it. I got it. Just focus on your boots. Focus on your boots
Will they stick to me with the backwards pass?
We would have blocked anyway. We're gonna block that anyway. Don't get mad at me. We're gonna block that
I got it
Are you sure? I can't finish that though
You gotta be able to finish that me bro
We'll pass it middle. I'm right there. She may know where to be found. Oh good. I flip it in
Maybe you see me or we're near right there. You're not even on the right side of the fucking neck
Don't be mad at the player, be mad at the game.
Metal!
You suck.
Yo, I'm better than every person talking shit right now.
No!
They're telling me I'm going too fast.
Am I supposed to like...
One.
Wait!
Little lay from the A, baby!
Oh my-
Little lay from the A!
You're not from an A, you're from-
Oh, I can't do it bro, how do-
AHHHH!
Wait, you're carrying this!
What a fucking shot!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Run your back corner!
Wait!
Wait!
Why don't you know how to play?
I'm telling you, if you just-
If you just play your role and win this-
I'm telling you, if you just play your role and win this-
I'm telling you, if you just play your role and win this-
win this I'm the best player in this tournament
I got you I'm gonna set it ready to the middle
I saved it I saved it I saved it I saved it I saved it oh no no no no on my soul
On my okay lazy on what everything on everything on everything on everything like no no you have that I
I'm not chasing one. I try ball chasing
Okay, so I tried hitting the side of my car so go sideways on God. I did on our friendship
So they're in a good one my son. I did I'm gonna make up for I'm gonna make up for it
I
Saved it saved it. I saved it chase it. I'm tapping on top of them chase it
You asked me to hit it yeah, no, it's good
These guys are cooked in this turn and all we are overcooked that watch this taste of metal taste of metal
I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. Just hit it. All I need you to do is hit it
saved it okay it was like an optical illusion it looked like I saved it on my
end
why else did it let us see jc you're a burger I'm why is it like stops you're
reading chat you see this how we're gonna lose bro no he said it in the
game chat there it is dude else merpers
hey nice little setup in the middle
yes it's set for you what am I doing wrong I'm dead I guess these guys are in
fucking golden silver air dribbling cat like these are smurfers nice run to go
to free go open that open that nice there it is there it is the rebuttal
rebuttal we want more one more one more one more chat have they started
I broke me one. Oh, no, I'm gonna get canceled. Oh, no, I'm gonna get canceled
Oh my lazy kick out
Lazy lazy
Lazy lock in
I got it
Lacing lock in oh my god
We can still do this we get dead ass still do this I'm dead ass we can still do this on your head
What the fuck is on my screen
Great, is that Prince?
Come on, are we still in this?
Let us score of y'all are real demons. Let us score of y'all are real demons. Yeah, big demons, big demons. That's what I tell them, big demons.
Here we go.
Crazy!
Wait, I can still score this.
You're a fucking ball chaser. You're a fucking ball chaser, bro.
You're a fucking ball chaser. It's over.
Oh, I'm a ball chaser.
Alright, it's fine. It's fine. It's fine. You know what? Let's watch the games.
Are we third on the bracket or second, chat?
Did he just fucking leap?
Yeah.
This is a train wreck. No, no, not like...
No. I'm going out of my line. Oh my god.
You cannot stop me.
James, you're going to fall.
All right, Joe, what's the deal with our game?
Wow.
It's not, no, no, no, oh my god.
Nice.
Thank you.
It's no, it's not for the match.
It's not.
No!
Joe, you ready?
Joe, you ready?
Joe, do it, do it, do it, Joe!
What is that?
You got two?
Jin, Jin, Jin.
Oh my god!
Joe, Joe!
I'm in the game!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, you guys need to definitely,
you guys need to definitely, definitely, definitely.
Hey, Jin, do you want me to do another one?
Well,
he's not a whole big deal, he's a weak kid.
People still invited him to get a special round.
Wait, what is this?
Get hold of him, get me a gun.
Yep, okay.
Wow.
Wow, you're getting that down, boy.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Oh, for fuck's sake.
Yo, Jinky's actually a fucking re-taught marketer.
Is that the re-taught marketer?
You just put a re-taught shit.
You need to.
Oh.
Get the fuck off.
For fuck's sake.
Oh, my God, sir?
Yeah, I got it.
What is this?
What's that one?
There's no one, never.
No.
Yeah.
No.
How much calories approach you?
I don't know.
What chicken salad?
I had a bag of chips.
Just sort of like...
Oh, you gotta get one more bite mark.
Yeah, I got you.
I got you.
One more bite mark.
What is it?
What is it?
The fuck, dude?
Come on, I'll get one more bite mark.
Mm-hmm.
You eat it with your hands and shit?
I'll come over there.
I ain't got nothing to say.
I ain't got nothing to say.
I ain't got nothing to say.
Oh, my God, Lacey.
No, you don't.
Lacey, come here.
Come on
Oh my god, what's he saying?
What are we going to do? Come on.
She's on.
Don't play with me, you can have me in my mouth.
Me and Marlon are getting into our private chat.
What the fuck, that disease?
Wait, why do you think food poison me?
But actually...
Someone just said that's so hot, you're a bandit guy.
I'm not gonna go...
You're a bandit, bro. Like, grab her.
Ron was scratching his ass before putting that in your mouth.
I was.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Come on, y'all have seen the worst.
Come on.
You're still hungry, Ron?
Can I get a little spoon of rice, Mark?
Yeah, you got it.
No, don't you dare...
No, just get all these...
No, don't.
Mark, you want a little piece?
Yeah, I'll get it.
I don't know what the heck you're talking about.
Dude, yo, yo, yo, you know what I'm talking about?
You're about to make a fucking tournament, y'all know that, right?
How do you tell them that we have to leave in an hour and a half?
I don't know, I'm being telling them.
We're clean, Sierra.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, true. Okay, that's true. That's true. That's true. That's true.
What's on that note?
Oh, man, you have to use that note.
What is this?
What's tomorrow?
Are you playing with the proteins, Victor?
I know, but I'm not really hungry, honestly.
I had a young with some stomach issues.
Oh, my God. Are you all ready for this or what?
Wait, so how does this work? Are we going to play the games?
Ooh, the watermelons, you run?
Are we going to... No, don't eat that, because it's yours.
It's yours for outside names. Like, I'm not kidding, it tastes really weird.
Wait, so over or under 10 inches I'm gonna start.
I think it's really weird.
I know, I know, I don't need it. I'm gonna, I'm not telling.
How long do we start?
I mean, what's the worst that could happen if I eat?
I don't know, that's what I said, that's what I said.
I know, it's just food is water.
It's kind of bad, it tastes bad.
A little sour.
Yeah, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.
I don't need it, I don't need it, I don't need it, I don't need it, I don't need it.
Oh, I'm gonna be fine.
All right, do you, do you hear this?
Hey, are you all started?
Yeah, we're about to go serious. Oh no, no, no.
Jinx, talk to me, mate.
Jinx, monitor Jinx, monitor Jinx.
You are currently deafened.
Monitor Jinx, monitor Jinx.
That was the gaze y'all ever done.
Is that E-Mote?
Don't it be low?
Ooh, sour.
Ron, you look so good today.
Thank you.
I didn't know you were...
Jinxie.
Joe, I didn't know you were dropping it off.
Jinxie, you said I'm over-knit,
and then I hit it in the middle.
Mods, breathe that dick off.
You didn't go for the ball.
Just slow down.
Joe, I'm so sorry, Pops.
Wait, Lacey, who's going to win?
You got Andrew, Pops.
Jinxie and Joe versus who?
Who is this?
OK, work here.
Joe, what are you playing?
What are you playing?
You got to play aggressive.
We're good.
Bro, why did Jinxie put himself with the best player?
It's Arke.
And he's one of the best two.
It's Archie and Yugi versus Joe and Jinxie.
Wait, they're losing?
Wait.
Yugi's just gonna sit in the goal,
the whole fucking game like a loser.
Oh my God.
Hold on.
Over the hill.
Yo, Yugi's dogging him.
Beautiful toe, I'm over the hill.
Wait, what does Jinxie do?
Oh, I'll be pouring one second.
We're gonna lose this game, it's fine.
Wait, isn't Yugi like actually good at walkie-league?
Is that why I chat?
Is it best to out of free
What am I watching wait, so who's better me or Jinxie Jinxie doesn't even look that good. What was that trick?
What is this?
Yo, GZ, crash!
Wait, that's only first game?
You're not gonna be able to sit in that like that if they don't have a lead?
That's only first game yet?
He's not gonna be able to sit in that like that if they don't have a lead.
That's only first game yet?
He's not gonna be able to sit in that like that if they don't have a lead.
What, I think it was just GZ.
What if it was Jason?
He was just starting, they scored a goal and it's the first ten fucking seconds.
It's okay, we're good.
I heard Jason music.
We are good, we are good.
I'm lucky gonna watch you eat yet. It's gonna be a good one. We're not even gonna be able to play
Wait, so what rank is you remember blue blue blue
You can't even play the tournament.
It should be Ron and Marley and me and James.
Blue team, Markey, blue team, blue team.
I'm not gonna lie.
Drop a five, get the subs right now.
Stable or not, I should have played first.
Stake plugged in, job's not finished.
You're gonna go for a slap, but they're gonna go
for a slap, but.
Facts or no, chat.
Wait, you didn't notice how to play the game.
Go for it.
You're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna.
Wait, Zoil's playing?
I'm gonna go for that,
but I'm just scared for the mistake.
Oh yeah, yeah, he got that.
if you can hit this by any way
Yes, yes
talking about beautiful
beautiful
same thing
wait so let me get a say jixe is gonna be out the first
it's okay
free go. Oh my god, he fucked up.
They're D-dancing, bro.
They're D-dancing.
Are they?
Yes.
It is, no mods.
Do you want to change title?
Go hit that, hit that, just hit that.
It's OK.
Jump's OK, it's OK.
Guys, I've called XCC three times.
He didn't pick up.
Maybe he has me on his D&D list.
Go hit that, hit that, if you can.
Jinxie, if you don't have stomping,
get ready to commentate, brother.
You're going to come with me.
You're OK, you're good.
come come just disrupt if you could come back if you miss the ball just try to
disrupt oh my god you guys there every time oh my that's a free fucking go I
fucked it that's me that's oh my god
that's Joe I love you beautiful fuck
Ew, Jesus, he's so ugly
What's this fucking, let's just hit the ball through it, come on
I think we're I think they're playing defensively off of us and they're not
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh my god.
If all of us, if we play defense, they suck. They're just waiting for us to fuck up and then they just pick them all.
Why is my quality on poop?
Oh, can you go back?
Thank you for the four months, Brick.
I know what you mean. That means we always should have a guy back.
I'll let you go period taking time. What's good? I'm really
Wait is Joe that good at rocket leak
I got it. I got it. You guys shut out. Yeah, I cleared it
Wait, he's getting carry
What's the deal with you?
Well, he's carrying the fuck.
Oh, okay, you go, you go, you go, you go, you're watching us.
It's not disturbing, it's way more stressful.
Wait, is Joe the best player in the tournament show?
Missed it.
I'm on that, I'm on that, I'm on that.
I'm holding back.
You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you.
All right, me, you, me, me, me, me, me.
Follow, follow, follow.
What does that mean follow?
Me.
Over the middle demoing demoing jump over my demo again
Should I be writing this down? Have you taken notes here?
We need one guy back at all time. We got all big
So it seems to be when they jump they double jump when they boost they hold it down
Yeah, I'm trying I'm gonna let that go. What is a flip reset?
No, what the fuck he's so good
Wait, why does this car look so fast?
We just got work on our rotations
I miss the game
We don't need to play overly aggressive, we're up to I know
You're right, let's just park the bus. I wanted to start fucking 40 minutes late. Kequah
Kequah equals bot actually so don't
I got it. I got it. I got it.
Yeah, that's my new thing that I
created. Why is Max? Stay fighting
me. I'm in the game. You see
Keckler. That's how you know
someone bots. That's right. I
got it. I got an easy goal.
Wow. Joe, I want you to trust
me. Papa. Okay. I'm trusting
you now. I'm trusting you now.
First game like first game I
lost my first game I lost
it's back. I know I know I
believe you. I believe you
guys. I see the guy. I got
Wait, they're low-key cooking
You're saying this like what if we lose first nice how good is mingo
Jinx team! Obviously you have the best teams!
Left goes left goes left goes.
Nice.
Over the middle.
They even have fucking gifters.
Over the 60 miles of two minutes.
Wait, did he break this tournament?
I'm behind you.
Noted that.
I'm back.
Can you get that?
Oh, not yet.
Yes!
I'm sitting in that.
No, I'm fine.
I mean, they can't score.
We don't need any goals for the edibles, yep.
Literally no goals, we could just check the ball around for 40 minutes.
You don't even need to do it.
All right, that's all, let's all come again.
I'm getting the Bat moves.
Now we're looking like a team.
Mingo's not good though, Rainbow.
Or not Rainbow, um, Rocket League.
He's only good at Rainbow.
But the thing about us, like me and you,
like I mean, seriously,
we're good at every type of video game.
I think Yu-Gi's not bad, but I think Archie's bad.
Miss?
You guys get cat looking sideways all you want I don't care
Let's go good second game, baby
Really good second yeah, it all comes out get a lie my my uh
My hopes were pretty dampened
JC looks he looks like a toy fun. I lost that first one. I mean it was scuffed
They got an opening goal because the joint I got to watch our keys POV
Oh, sorry key. You could get the little small booms pads in the little middle
They're calling Archea a lawnmower for your video.
No, no, there's nothing wrong.
We didn't we didn't do anything wrong there, bro.
It's just unfortunate.
Remember, they both have game sense.
Yes, they both have game sense game.
And I'm on 64 fucking ping, bro.
But we're good.
We're good.
We're good.
Does Pig matter rocket league chat?
Remember, blue team.
And let's go.
David at two months.
Jason has been trying to make a fire for an hour.
I'm going to be honest with you.
I haven't really like there's no way Jason can survive.
Right.
Play up on kickoff.
beautiful what is arcane's fucking car bro hit that if you can what beautiful
the last one it's okay it's okay
just go the ass small boost they they rack up a little bit wait why is he
fake he said i sprinkled like six what is that what am i hearing
bitch bitch my oh my god we're good calm us calm us
Oh my god
I love watching you Ron have a good day. I love you. Thank you, bro. Because of that I'm gonna donate the charity today
Actually, no, I'm not
Because of you bro when I get to London the first deal I have
So it's gonna be being done. So just for you
Let's go try to go around in fun
We got a hit ball in air cuz they can't air yes
Oh my oh no, oh no, oh my god
We have so much time
Right, you know you got an aerial that not that I know but I had like no time to react
We're good so much time
Like our keys like oh my god, oh my Joe is carrying like Joe is dead-ass carrying him
I have a shot if you let me have it
Come on. I thought well, I was just trying to follow
Way off way off
Holds wait can they come back or not really like I don't really know how rocket League works like they have three minutes
Is it possible? I feel like it is right? Yeah
I'm going to the ball you go back you go back
How much time like let's say this work. Let's get let's say this score is zero zero
You guess no boosting how hard is the score goal in like 30 seconds if there's 30 seconds left. I just in perspective
Nice
Easy
You need that
Ignore soil, he's not doing anything like it's just you bro. He's just running around and fucking bumping
Focus on where you he is at all times, okay? That's the guy we need to worry about
How do you jump off the side of the wall chat, I don't get it. I tried how do you do it?
No, but I'm saying jump off the wall and hit the ball in the air. I never do it, right?
It's always fuck hide it up. We're back at zero. It's like a new fucking game
Wait pressure pressure it's just our key back there
Air roll I gotta learn these things if I want to get better
Cuz I feel like I'm just a new am I just a noob right now
Dude if you guys can write yourself are you a pro are you a hacker or are you a new
I have a
What game could I get good at bro? I feel like I can get good at a lot of games, but like what game can I really try grinding?
Oh!
Come on, come on, come on.
You can come in.
Yes, Joe, fuck me in the ass.
Oh, that's me.
Oh my God, I'm on come to roll, I'm on come to roll.
Okay, three to two, three to two, three to two.
We need to keep this lead, we need to keep this lead.
Thank God we did best to put you, oh my God,
we're gonna be out.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Okay, okay.
You go back.
Oh my God, another goal.
I'm gonna take the backers, you stay back, Joe.
We gotta be safe, stay back.
Yeah, I'm gonna get a touch on this.
Nice, I'm gonna get a touch on this.
That is popular that could be like fun to grind before GTA comes out. Oh my god. It's over games over
CS 2 but that's not fun
Way they make this shit today
They really they really put the best two players together, bro
Look at this fucking gober
Orkey is actually a lord
Orkey just wants to end stream and hang out with fucking Bonnie bro
What am I hearing about what are you doing yeah
What am I hearing I'm hearing I'm hearing spike up get shot
I hear spike up having sex what is going on?
Damn it man
I
Look like a kid that he's out of my room on it. I don't have ADHD. Why is Archey running around with 10 seconds left?
Fuck me man, fuck man GG. Oh, I'm actually so pissed we lost that shit. I'm actually so
Now
You're bad. You're bad. You're bad. You're bad.
Shit. Oh my god.
Everyone type in Yu-Gi on TikTok search bar so you can come up.
Tag. Tag.
Don't fuck yourself.
Don't fuck yourself.
Go. Fuck yourself.
You are so bad.
You are so bad, bro.
Fuck you. Fuck you.
You're gonna get second round.
You're gonna win the finals.
You're gonna lose.
You're gonna lose.
I will be there Ron. I will be there for when you lose. You hear me? I will be there. Okay Ron. I'm going to be there when you lose. You hear me? You hear me? How do you lose me?
He's fucking dog shit. How? How? How?
Me and Archie will take Lacy and you and Lacy.
I thought I was watching a black boy back stream brother. You were fucking playing. God fucking damn.
Fuck yourself. Go fuck yourself you're lucky. You're so lucky.
Oh my god, I'm gonna cry brother
I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry
I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry
I don't like losing
I'm gonna cry, I don't like losing
I don't like losing
Alright, where's Ron?
Where's Ron?
Ron has game time, play the voice chat
Wait, who am I going against?
And then, look, Ron, here's what's gonna happen
We need to wait for XTC to wake up
So, you are gonna play next, okay?
Okay, so who am I playing against you? It's you and Lacey versus Mingo and Skex
Wait, that's actually I'm a lot of joint right y'all out of joint. Is that Prince?
Ron you're not a joint right he's definitely not a joint right um, I'm gonna figure it out peace
Yo, if I join your lobby, can you bring me into the lobby with you?
Let's go Ron. Yo hear me
Yeah, I hear you I was playing music so I do private match join private match
What you could bring me bring me bring me bring me bring me you do it or not?
Yeah, I give you part of you bring me you bring me I don't know how to do it
First round eggs how to join from the main menu click place like I'm asking join power match click enter the password
Wait, there's no password
But there's no password I
Need a password
Yo, I need a password
It's in the Twitter group chat Jesus Christ
Oh
Hold on
What soundtrack is this
chat what do you mean?
let's go baby!
I'm ready!
are y'all ready?
am I moving? did you guys did?
yo jimsy!
yo you got all the clothes on right?
well jimsy just wanted to say congratulations
put yourself in the best scene in the regular tournament
congratulations that's what
that shit is not going to work for you come across me at finals
I'll hold you to it
I love them positive. Wait, I'm gonna go in sketch. What's that?
I'm a story. Do you guys know what's happening to keep?
I'm in
Hey, Joe. Wait, are you two next? Yes, Joe right now? Yeah, Joe. Can I ask you a question?
Yeah, I thought why why is it two best players together?
You're gonna say that's you and uh, Lacey no you and Tixie
They're not the best two players. What are you talking about Ron?
I'm getting mad, bro.
We lost the first game.
Whatever, bro. I'm ready to play. How do we play it? Who's the worst?
Why are you up?
I'm up, bro.
You know where I'm from.
Yeah, I know you're from the J, man. You're the worst, by the way.
So I'm the worst player you serve me! Yo, Ron, Orange or Blue, which one?
Um, I don't know.
I
Have to like pbm play make sure you don't wait
Wait, Jixi is a platform. I'm not not like that. Why do you see in the game?
I'm not you guys aren't supposed to join until they're all in. I think it's gonna start the game now. No, we're waiting
Wait chat. Is it gonna start?
Yeah
Let's go fucking crazy, kid 1-0 1-0 1-0 1-0
1-0 let's go guys up you're in the wrong game guys
I got him leaving, bro, whatever. Can we start, bro?
He's just scored. Whatever. He was a rigged. It's fine. It's fine.
Leave.
Wow, I'm trying to get some of that crazy, squirreling thing.
Guys, leave it. Leave it. Everybody leave it. I'm coming up.
I know, but it's not going to start a new game.
That's all I'm going to tell you, is all I'm going to do.
I
Why do you guys act like picking your nose is bad for you like we all pick our nose here everybody
The honest you pick your nose
They see
Yeah, you pick your nose
Yeah, I was on the one nose. I don't eat it though. I mean I just I just I like kick it
Same thing same thing yep same thing same thing. I lead I lead I lead I lead
JK JK JK LL course all of us right?
Where's the levels rise?
Now you just frame on Jinzy. I look you just frame on the fuck out of him drop a W in the chat right now
Good luck. Good luck. Yes. We are we going orange and blue orange orange orange
Let's go come on
We pray for this go
We take you ready ready
Come on. Come on. We're not getting first matter. No, we're not gonna push out of it. We're the best
Yeah, yeah
Here we go nice
I'm so hot, so hot, so hot!
What?
Run, where are you?
Run!
Run!
Okay, okay, okay.
13 seconds.
Anyone can do that.
It's fine.
First time, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
What the fuck is that?
It's fine!
It's fine, bro.
I messed up an aerial.
I messed up one aerial that does not define a player.
Bro, please, I see.
If you're gonna hate for me, it's like I'm not gonna play better.
Let me go, bro.
Let me go, bro.
Let me go, bro.
Let me go, bro.
Let me go, bro.
Let me go, bro.
Let me go, bro.
Let me go, bro.
Nice. Hit it, hit it, hit it, middle.
Nice, strong, nice.
Oh. Mingo's actually not that bad.
He's not that good either.
Wait, what?
What? What? Get it out, get it out!
It's over! It's over!
It's over!
Middle! Middle!
I just got demoed by Sketch. I just got demoed by Sketch, bro.
Wait, wait, wait. You gotta get that. You gotta get that. You gotta get that.
Be there, be there, be there.
Wait, what?
Wait, what?
Why are you getting demoed by fucking Sketch?
Who is KTC? Who is that?
Is Sketch better than Ron?
It's sketch better than Ron.
You mean you sketch better than you?
Oh, we're not losing this.
Okay, okay, I'll get going, boy.
I'm in the middle.
I'm in the middle.
Great shot, great, great.
Don't pass the goal.
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
Don't pass, don't pass, don't pass.
Nice!
Yo, I did it with my team, you know?
No, all the way down.
Yo, yo, yo, stop.
All right, all right.
All right, all right, all right.
All right, Lacey.
On God.
Lacey, on God.
On.
Oh, my God, oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I just scored a goal and he saved it
for the other team and then miss the ball.
You go, bro.
It's best not to remember.
There it is. Get it, get it, get it. Is that you?
Little...
It's still here, bro. Just...
Can we walk in? We can actually win.
I'm miserable.
I'm sorry. I'm not trolling over, but I swear to God I'm not.
Walk, walk, walk, walk, walk!
Nope. No, he's there, bro.
That's just not bad.
Oh yeah, sketchy is good. What the fuck is this?
We got this, we got this. Nice.
Hit it, hit it. Go, go, go, go.
Above him?
No way. It's sketchy.
Nice.
I see you finish it.
It's fine.
It's not close.
It's not, he's not going to get it.
He's not going to get it.
Nice.
That's a bit.
You want to hit it or me?
There it is.
Yes.
Nice.
Oh my god.
Oh, Ray sketches there.
Yes, sketches.
Good at the game.
Like, I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it
Let's sketch nose head up. I got I got I got I got
Nice your note
I
Think the victim fake them fake them fake
Get it get it get it get it there. Go we go we go. We did it. We did it. We did it. We did it
I'm in the middle of no boost
Niko's actually a fucking demon chat. Yeah, they're good at the game. What is this?
First mingle fucking pro that is not sketch. Yeah, I can't be sketched
Nice there is there is there is yeah, that can't be sketched
Of the walk walk walk beautiful past
Oh my I get down. Oh, I guess sketch knows how to do this. Like what the fuck is this?
well lazy this is a setup oh god they're hustling us look at him look at
them set perfectly
I mean bro this is perfectly balanced rough last sketch is so good sketch is
so good rough
It is usually my fault. No, it's over call bro. She's fucking over you. No, it's not
That's right. He's here. He's here. He's here.
Nice
Wow sketch wait wait wait. Yes, get away. Wait wait wait wait sketch. You're so talented, bro
It's sketch live. Is he live? Yeah
I've never seen such good at anything
Nice air
Yeah, I don't know he's
Oh wait, they both are just
Nice air
Nice air
I mean, it doesn't even fucking matter
Hi
Okay, you know what bro, I'm not kidding
One more pressure
Nice, good, good, get the
They're so cringe bro again again listen on God the first time we played I am not getting
I didn't mean to do that I'm not kidding I actually didn't but regardless they still
want to one by like two goals I don't know momentum bro a lead in this game
it's huge bro we can't give up any stupid bulls or like waste okay okay
instead of instead of just being like I'm not trying to be funny instead of
being like quiet whole game tell me what you're gonna do and I'll do
exactly that okay just tell me exactly what we're gonna do okay I'm trying to
what should we do I don't know okay I'm gonna stay back I'm gonna stay back
a little okay okay okay yeah stay back I'm gonna play defense play defense yes
okay I'm gonna play deep all about rotations Ron there's a reason I'm a
SSN alright it's you it's you
I
That was good. That was good. I played good either you play good offense. That's amazing. That's amazing
We're gonna do the same thing. Okay?
Okay, I'm just gonna play back. I'm literally just gonna play that okay
Actually, I'll play for the hit first go for it go for it and then I'll play for the tap
Nice
Drone. Yeah me too. Well, you didn't go for it. Oh, no I
Got it. I got it. I got it. Wait. No, he's just
I mean it doesn't even matter if I we both miss on it. Oh my they're so good. They're so good
No, but no, but my back
I
Don't say no sense of sight
Dude, I got it. Hey, there it is. There it is
Two niggas a fucking demon bro sketches to
Wait
I don't know bro. I don't know. I don't know bro. You want to play defense. It's not as easy as you think
No, you can't even get mad at me. We're both doing this. I'm not mad. I didn't say anything. I didn't say a word
I didn't say a word
Fucking spectator cam
I
Like sketches
Like I'm gonna fuck sketches ass bro. This is yo look at them bro. Like they're just they actually have the
What yo what rank is Mingo what rank is Mingo? Yeah, what is this lineup?
This is pretty, this is pretty balanced.
Hey, you better, you better get laced instead of the TVU, nigga.
You better, you better get your manager to fucking come in and fucking tell you what
to do.
I'm sorry Lacey this is so unbalanced I don't give a fuck call me a crybaby do it dude you
see what they're doing dead serious
I bumped on him, it's not happening.
Going up, aerial.
Heh, sketch is too good. Nah, this is, this is fine.
You're a fucking dog.
This is, this is, this is, this is nice, bro, this is nice.
Anyone know when Ron and Lacey are turning up to the fucking shit?
Wow.
I don't know if I was worse, Lacey and Katara or Lacey on Rocket League.
I'm doing everything for my fucking team. Wait, what? I literally scored last game. What kind of hating shit?
Come on, I'm gonna score. Nice. Man, pass it.
Yo, you-
Overgo, overgo, overgo, I'm gonna hit sketch. I-I-I-I boomed him, I boomed him. Overgo, Ron.
There, get it! Please! I have no boost, bro!
But I have no booze I have no I hate my teammate. I hate you. They see I did I say you I did I say you bro
Like you're just so negative to me like why do you think I play so fucking fuck you bro sure
I'm ass. You're doing the same as me, bro
You have one goal
I'm the only one with a goal what happened this game you're the only one with the goal. What is that equal?
You're finding any way to fucking blame off of my goal last game. No, I didn't know I didn't yes
Watch your back watch your back
I'm selling I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. You want to call me dog shit, bro
Fuck this shit. I'm not playing but I play you're calling me dog shit
Is that a little ball? He's not a little ball
It's like, bro, you sound like fucking unknown right now, bro, it's just so real.
Thanks, bro, thanks, bro, thanks, you appreciate you fucking put it put it put it put in sketch
with a fucking champ ranked player and you put me with someone who's never played
the fucking game.
So I'm dead ass fuck this for one second.
fuck arguing with each other what the fuck is this sketch is doing aerials fucking perfectly
Ming-Rong is doing fucking aerials perfectly what the fuck is this
There you go, I said it there you go I bumped him we go let's play
Come back here
There it is I bumped it
I bumped it
I bumped it again
Oh mingo is perfect mingo is perfect. We can still do this
Yeah, I'm ass, but is this fair like let's be honest, please shut someone tell me someone tell me listen. I'm ass, but someone tell me is this fair
Please someone tell me
I got it there we go
How do you guys feel about how you play you gave us the fucking
Team that's way better than us and you are put the best player. I'm noticing something right now. I'm just noticing something
That's all that's all that's all I'm noticing right now. Fuck out my way, bro
This is the worst this is the worst game ever. I'm dead ass bro. Yo, you gave yo you actually gave us such hard team
This is this is impossible. This is impossible, bro
You gave us a team who's way better than I thought no head no head chop shit
sketches gold and mingo has it even a lot
Yeah, I guess mingo's never played when he's a console player. I guess I guess I guess I guess I guess
Mingo I guess
Yep, I guess lead lead wait am I listening to
I got two guys who are fucking pussy with you like all now talking to me
shut the fuck up shut up shut up both of you
shut up both of you bro shut up both of you wait wait wait
so you can score a fucking point
wait so what are we doing? what are we doing?
run run you're so shit
yes I say yes I say I want Nando's
I want Nando's
yo are we fucking playing again or no is that it?
you're out bro you lost
Bro, you're done. You're done. You got first round in the look.
Right now. You're good, man. You're good.
You're so fucking shit, Ron. It's unbelievable.
Okay, man. A lot of big titles, that's true.
What did you do all game, brother? Lacey, what did you do all game, Lacey?
Lacey! Lacey!
You cut the lead. You cut the lead to 35, brother, and you didn't do shit.
I'm playing the 3v1! I'm playing the 3v1! My teammate's blocking my view!
I didn't even play bad one time
You're playing forza look what comes up if you type in you be on the top. Just look
Let's go play forza ron does more your fucking speed
You fucking lawnmower you fucking lawnmower brother
I'm never gonna fucking...
No, sketch, sketch, I can tell you weren't even trying, bro.
Please, you were amazing, bro.
You were amazing, brother.
I've never seen this in a search bar, bro.
Ever. Ever. Everday, my love.
Ron, when it comes to accountability...
You keep making sense of it.
You keep making sense of it, bro.
You keep making sense of it, bro.
You keep making sense of it, bro.
You keep making sense of it, bro.
You keep making sense of it, bro.
Like, how do you manage to do this?
I'm not going to get infinity brother, I'm not going to get infinity brother.
Wait, wait, what are you going to do the rest of the day? Watch? Are you going to go watch?
Yeah, I got it. I got it. Yeah.
You're a dog shit. You're a dog shit.
Yeah, but you could aim a gun. You know, you aim a gun.
You're going to get a toilet.
Oh, hey Ron.
I know that you said that you were kind of strewed here in the game and that they were
much higher ranked.
I was watching.
I was wondering why is it so common here?
Ron, I recorded about, you know, this is just the Ludwig and Squeaks call.
So it's just a whole group.
Where's your teammate, Squeaks?
He let me down, Jinxie, and now here I am alone, but I'm only in a 1v2 if you
guys are...
Oh, no, don't worry, Jinxie.
I'm comforting Squeaks.
Wait, Ludwig's not prepared for this.
I'll play with Squeaks. Let me play with Squeaks. I need my rebuttal. Let me play with Squeaks.
Me-ho. Me-ho.
Who's Me-ho, bro? Who's Me-ho?
Me-ho. Let me call Ludwig.
You can't steal Squeaks' teammate.
Be cold, son.
Oh, careful, careful, it's like, do not say anything about gaming around this guy.
Do not say anything about gaming around this guy.
This guy right here. This guy right here.
Don't say nothing, bro. Don't say nothing about this guy, bro.
All I gotta say is Yugi makes, bro. I ain't no surprise about it.
I don't even need to come back to your teammates bro, what was that?
What was that?
Listen, cuz you're just gonna chop shit
Listen, yep, it is pretty pointless. I don't know. I thought I clicked on-
This is fucking ridiculous, bro
What happened, bro?
Ginge is better than Marlon
What am I missing?
Yo, Ron, um, Ron, real quick, why didn't you flip, like, ever?
Why didn't I flip ever?
I was- I was watching you play
Why didn't I flip ever?
You're just like, you're driving around the ground.
Why am I alive, Joe?
Oh, well, that's not my life.
Joe, I'm sure you're changing the spot of minds.
Joe, why am I alive?
What is the purpose right now?
I don't understand.
Well, your purpose is to experience life
and find some meaning in that experience.
But I mean, in terms of playing Rocket League,
it's to get off the ground and hit the ball,
which you did nothing of.
It's easier to say when you play with a fucking good
player, bro.
My player sucks, bro.
He just blamed me all the time.
I don't know what I'm going to do.
James he's good
Ron this is this point of me you're running disappointed me, but I'll be honest
I've always I fought you I fought you at the bad player
Please please
Let's make a girl come in here so we can see what a cry looks like, bruh, since you make every girl cry!
You make every woman cry!
Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it, bruh!
Let's do it, bruh. Let's do it, bruh. Let's do it, bruh. Let's do it.
Rowan! Rowan, join my call! Rowan, join my call!
Hey, Rowan. Look at this. You're never gonna believe this shit, bruh.
You're never gonna believe this shit, Rowan.
You're never gonna believe this year on I'm waiting look at my screen share
See the car mingo has yeah see the car mingo has
It's called the Batmobile guess when the Batmobile released in Rocket League
2016 he's been playing this game for 10 fucking years. He's been playing it said I was fucking 12 oh
Oh, hell no.
And Jigsie's trying to say he played for the first time!
He's not even ranked!
CHAP!
Oh, hell no.
Oh, fucking hell no.
I'm not even kidding.
I'm sorry to tell you, Lacey.
I don't know what anyone...
I don't care what anyone says.
You're gonna sit here and genuinely tell me that Mingo never played a day in his life besides today.
Please, please.
Please.
Do you want me to sit here and believe that?
I'm genuinely serious.
in these series. Do y'all want me to sit here and believe that? Do you want me to
sit here and believe that? I'm dead serious. It doesn't even matter if it
was re-released. Your jinxie said Mingo played for less than 30 minutes, right?
He said he hasn't even gotten his rank matches yet. Let's just say he played
nine. He played 45 minutes total, but it doesn't make any sense.
I thought it was really count. I thought it was really counting. It's staking.
I don't believe it either. I don't believe it either.
He's faking, Jeff. I'm sorry, Chad, but nobody-
Yo, yo, yo! Tell Jynxy!
I haven't been able to air-drill for 30 minutes. He's faking. He's slurping.
Yo, since we're waiting on people, tell Jynxy to make me and you versus Yugi and Arke,
and let's see who's better. I'm over this shit. I'm actually-
Who are we waiting on?
We're done. Me and you are done.
We're eliminated.
But I'm telling you, replace the fucking team. What is the point of this? Everyone's late. Anyway, we show up on time!
This is fucking stupid, bro.
Fucking so stupid, bro
Mingo's SSL
So shit, I think marlin's by the place. Yeah. No, he's fucking shit. Yeah, let's watch marlin's p.m.
Yo, Gigi's up yo mingo
Yo, Mingo, put it, put it on, put it on God,
put it on God.
No, not even on God, on my mother's life,
I had three hours on this game.
Cap.
On God.
This is my main account.
I've had this account.
Main account.
Main account.
This is the only account.
Me and Jixi, this is your main account.
Wait, this is your main account.
So where's your not main account?
Where's your not main account, Mingo?
What do you mean this is my main account?
Oh, wow, caught his ass.
So yeah, so what does that mean?
Yeah, what does that mean?
This is my main account.
Two things, me and Jixi won't be one,
He literally almost beat me. We're the same skill level he almost beat you
So he put us against someone who is better than him
Why haven't I don't want to be one of them like to yes, he got better. Yes, that is that is the fact
Sketch dad wasn't even you playing right? I'm walking back playing
I couldn't control
So what do people win what are people win from this tournament that y'all are trying that hard that you have to fucking have a smart
Like I'm confused. Like what is that?
What?
Why are you smurfing?
This is purely just like God, what do you call it?
No, but Mingo, why are you smurfing?
Like what do you, what can you win?
I'm smurfing.
There's nothing to win out of this.
You just said that you're laying it down.
I scored five on you.
It's my talent that I play on every game with.
I was playing.
Sketch, I'm watching the VOD right now.
I'm not a single time do you see a controller
in your hand.
You were not the one who was playing.
I have it right here.
I have it right here.
That was not you playing.
Mingo.
That was me playing a thousand percent
when you were flying around.
Wait, Mingo, I'm looking at your stats right now
and you literally have our gold too
and you play a shit time.
Wait.
Mingo, don't fucking lie.
You've been playing since season fucking one.
It literally says how many hours I have
to play on my stream.
El Mingo, dude.
El Mingo, bro.
What?
El Mingo, bro.
El Cheetah.
No, other crids.
He wasn't even drawing.
I'm good at video games, bro.
I'm literally a pro.
Okay, play me a Fortnite.
Any amount, no.
I will. You stop it. See, I'm
better than you. Okay. Wait a
minute. Hold on. Hold on. Hold
on. Hold on. How many hours? How
many hours you said you had?
Look at my screen. It literally
literally says three hours.
This is where you get out of
the interrogation. Stop answering
questions. No, because I'm in
the right. Right. Wait, so you
played. Wait, so you played
for how many three hours? It
says three hours. Wait, so
that's kind of interesting. So
it says it says you have a
If you do five times 168 equals 840 if you divided it by 60, which is an hour you have 14 hours played
Imagine losses imagine losses run. That's just wins. Yeah, that's just wins 14. That's just wins
That's it. Wait, so that's nothing wait, but you just wait hold on
No, even if I did have 14 that way, but that's just wins. That's just wins
No, Ron, I'll tell you that you happen bro
He used to play all the time on steam and then he's
I've never played now. No, no, no. Now it resets because he's playing
I'm making a red I'm making a red about this. This is ridiculous. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. I'm going. I'm not gonna lie, bro
This is actually ridiculous
It's actually ridiculous. Hey, it was close game. It was close
I don't even think there's anyone else after this no one else is here I
Think this is a fake tournament
I'm actually so fucking good at this game
I put it on God when I say this if Marlin gets a goal I will suck a penis on string
Who's he going?
Boy
SPO I T
Bro yeah, you have time relax
You got enough time man, you got enough time. Don't wait. Why is the camera pointed is lace
Before he has called them you fucking spec you
I
Because that season bad all sport are six but I don't know him. I don't know him
I'm not about Ron. Ron's is not a team player. I become a team player. Ron your dog shit
You know sketch, maybe I'll give you a fucking mic. How about that? You're fucking millionaire speaking from microwave
Let it glows in the door. Yeah. Oh my gosh. It pissed me off
It glows in the door
Cheers, mate, thank you
I'm so fucking hard right now. It's fucking time. It's fucking time boys. I mean, I think it's time
But we're still fucking sire
Gorn off switch. Thank you for that. It's me. I appreciate it seven brother
Yeah, we can hear you me so I'm just gonna you know, I
Would say I'm ass but
but
but
But there's no way to really justify it
There's no way to justify it when I'm going against murphs. Just being honest
It's not the first time second time, but I appreciate it. Yeah second time pretty much the first time after what I've saw
Why is the cameras?
Rocket League
See imagine if my teammate was this nice
Fucking tournament you want to ring?
that that come on
Like we go on walk you're bound to climb I figured we still can we go Jim saw
Yeah, what is oh I see
No, James, maybe put us in the fucking game. I have a plate hour
I'm not going bro. I'm not going to London. I'm not going to London. I'm not going baby
Rachel wait, I'm not going downstairs. There's zero way.
I don't believe in your shoulders, dude.
Yeah, no, I didn't.
I'm going to keep it above.
I'm going to say we're not even boosted.
Did you know how to boost?
I'm talking about the beard today.
You know how to boost.
All right, all right.
So wait, y'all practice.
Y'all practice.
Good, good.
Y'all practice.
Let's make just roll up.
What did you say?
Something.
Why don't we just roll up?
I can't see a skype.
Yeah, I'm ready, bro.
Damn, bro.
You look good.
I appreciate it, bro.
I'm ready.
ready to play I'm fucking ready brah damn go crazy brah I'm not a year
dribble to a jinx by the way diesel in here wait wait you know how to say you
swear on everything you know how to have another year to win jimsy he couldn't
fucking dribble from his fucking mouth mate nice nice nice nice nice nice
inch mama on team is bullying me nice bro nice not a fucking fucking honest
man I gotta be honest wait so y'all practice how did it go is lovely
Let's go to me. We're an hour and 28 and the other thing I'm doing is take my own
house. Please. Can we play the game? Is Jinch take ozenbuk? Blue team, y'all know blue team, blue team.
blue team.
Run of prediction mods.
Come on, come on, come on, blue team.
Here we go.
Here we go, Jack.
Here we go.
Come on.
We need to get a game.
What?
Hold on, I'll call you out.
You get it.
I'll call you out.
Get it.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
Lock him.
Lock him.
Got a lock in.
Got a lock in, Jack.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
My bad, my bad.
It's all right.
We're okay.
Yeah, I'm waiting for it. I'm waiting for it. Oh, he touched it. He touched it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Wait, is Morgan this good?
I'm going back. I'm going back.
He's gonna go for the shot.
That's me. That's me. That's me. That's me.
Ah, fuck.
I got it.
Good job, James.
First as well.
I'm coming. I'm coming, James. I'm coming.
I'm coming to the middle.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Yeah, come on. Just like you, Morgan.
All right, keep it going.
Keep it going. It's good work. Unlock it.
Next time, we gotta finish those.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
that's me just needs me needs me needs me needs you come in nice
Oh
of the wall nice inch
it's alright work you back work you back
yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep I got it no wait who's better Marlowe or me
what the fuck am I watching I go there I go I'm gonna I'm gonna I want at
Ah fuck.
It's alright, it's alright.
Wait, this is not Marlin's play.
Stay right there.
How did Marlin know not to have no look and get boobs?
What the fuck?
We're good, we're good.
Bro, when we were playing me and Marlin, he was fucking bald!
What is this?!
He couldn't even touch the wall before!
Fucking dumb on this scene!
Fuck off!
Why does he...
Go on, James.
Come in, come in, come in, come in, come in.
Oh my lord!
Fuck my bad!
Fucking jibble him with his fuck!
I missed it, gotta get that Malaam, go ahead and say it
We're good, we're good, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here
Oh, you're not
Ah, fuck me!
Ah, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright, there's fucking...
I'm juggling with it
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Basically Malaam, I'm out of my bed, don't touch the floor there
Oh, yeah, fuck Malaam, all you need to do is just keep destroying him, right?
Leave me to the ball
Okay, okay
That's me, that's me, yeah, I'll take that
Oh Jesus you this you. Oh, yeah
Guys, it's not lace playing on God on the chat plate. It's not I'm not kidding
It's not ladies playing. I'm taking that I'm taking that taking that
Jinx jinx jinx jinx nice nice jinx. What everything nice jinx
I'm gonna have to go back and I get some boost
I guess Marlon knows.
Bro it's Lacy, not Lacy.
Ah, fuck it.
No I'm God it's Marlon.
Ah fuck.
I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming.
All right, guys, we're going to let the bells, let the bells.
Hit it. Oh, nice. Nice. It's all right. Not bad.
Yes, it made me nice.
Guys, you think Marlin's bad at the game or something?
Look how he plays. It's so well done.
Come on, James. Come on, James. Please fucking go.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Let's go Marlin!
Let's go Marlin!
Marlin, Marlin, he's our man.
If he doesn't play, Drew can.
Or Lacy, or Lace.
But unfortunately it's Marlin.
Let's go!
We're good, we're good, we're good.
We're good, we're good.
We're not, we're not.
Fuck man.
Marlin, do what I said to you.
All you've got to do is blow him up.
How many people do you blow up to?
There we go
How happily married I thought you need to fuck fucking happy murder fuck Valentine fuck fuck relationship
well sad
In the middle yep, come on James. Come on. Yeah
Who's he talking about
I
Jays you okay one minute one minute we got this we got this guys come on come on
That's all right listen. We're still in it. It's rock. Yeah, they get a things possible. I'm kicking it
Just get it
Away from something
That he's saying so it's not as obvious nice fucking save that guy
Fuck!
That's me!
Maybe it's right in front of our faces.
In the middle, get in the middle!
In the middle, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come in, come in, come in!
Come on, Marlon.
Ah, high-ass fucking ball-sits, ball-sits!
Ah!
What is Marlon even saying?
Oh my god.
He's shot, cunts.
What does that mean, bro?
Like, what are these terminologies that fucking UK people use, bro?
Not dick riding bro, supporting your friends is not dick riding.
Retreat! Retreat!
He's very winnable.
We were the better team that.
They just saved every single shot we had on target.
Fuck man.
Ready up, ready up, we go again.
Hey, David, what's up?
Come on, come on.
I'll be honest with you, Frosty, David, I love you.
I'll be honest with you.
No one is going to look at this garland and that's why people get tall today.
Fuck, man, lucky, lucky, bro.
Lock in, lock in.
What's the clock boy Max doing?
What's up? Hold on. I'm a face on you. Bro, we gotta tighten up.
Why is it that we should not have even? Y'all had an open goal. The other team literally
just told me they are shitting themselves. Yeah, no, they're not good, mate. They're
not good. Yo, please. Yeah, please.
Real quick question. I'm watching this week's stream, man. You said you took pre-calculation
2015 yeah
Marlon Marlon go on team orange to get in there and go on team orange flip the teams
It's all a mental game. He's fucking
All right, has Jason done anything on his island or is he still trying to make a fire up?
This dude Jason is literally gonna die. I'm not even he's going to die
He's dead ass going to die
I
Side of men tweet do you think I'm a fucking idiot
You should have picked up the controller bro, I'm over this shit. I'm exposing him bro
I'm gonna expose you if you don't get a goal in the next 10 seconds. Oh my god
I got it. Nice. Get there. Get there. Get there. Get there. Straight up in the box Marlon in the coming coming coming coming coming
Fucking jammy cunt. What is he saying don't break rule number one?
My god
Oh my god, oh my god.
I SAW!
Oh my god!
My leg!
You busted my butt right now man!
No!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
My leg please!
Are you in there?
Please!
Get in there and take-
Oh my god!
Come on Marlon don't disappoint me
Fuck!
Fuck did you!
Fuck it!
Fuck sake Marlon!
I'm blocking, blocking.
This is, we have this cinema.
You aren't, you could have easily scored.
Oh my god, it's, it's, it's...
It's not in, it's not in. Oh my god.
How many times have you took out Halfly Marrid?
Oh my god.
Wait, how long?
Wait, she's back.
She's in front of me right now.
Seriously, dude.
I'm back! Go on! Go on! Go on! Go on!
Go on!
Wait, what?
What?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no.
Go on!
No.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Fucking underdog.
We're the fucking under the pinnacles that fucking play
You go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go
You go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go
No, no, no, no, no
Elprod, ever an ad outlaw and give him an El, and then add Scorpi for strokes
Yeah, now, now it's Marlon playing Jesus fucking Christ
Yo, OBJ, they've been in seven months
Oh, yeah, now it's now it's more than
Morelet's not even clicking the ball cab. What is he doing? Yes, it's
Yo, tell my look you get a better good ass. Oh my yes
She's up in my smile. Oh
What the fuck the ball at I got no boost
Shut the fuck up bitch
No, no, no.
Just, just, just.
Drew, come here.
Come here.
What?
Put it on God that wasn't you first game.
What's it?
Put it on God.
It wasn't me.
Put it on God you were not playing the first game.
I'm good at church.
Put it on your mom's legs.
I won't let you throw it on my mom's legs.
I'm not cheating.
I want to get a tournament.
I wasn't even playing.
I was not playing.
Come on, Marlon.
Lock in.
What the fuck are you?
Lock in, Marlon.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
Lock in.
Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
Did he give up?
Jinx, jinx, jinx, lock in 40 seconds, jinx, jinx.
Come on, Marlon, you got this.
Fuck.
Fuck, boy, that's me.
That's me.
We didn't get the worst possible.
Oh, you got this, Marlon!
Fuck!
Wait!
Fuck!
You are fucking ass.
Guess who's playing first game?
It's Drew.
I was not playing.
I watched you!
I came down there!
Why was that fucking Drew all playing the first game?
How do you cheat in a tournament and still lose?
I didn't cheat.
You had Drew playing for you!
I literally was not playing.
No, I didn't.
I didn't.
But he was singing.
No, listen to me.
I came down and you were on your knees going,
hey, man, you came and I broke the ticket.
Wow!
And you just said, I'm not putting on drugs.
I'm not religious.
You just alive.
I didn't fucking play him, bro.
You're a fucking person.
No, if you're in a cheat, why did you not get laid?
Why would you get drew?
They explained the other half of the game.
Oh, wow, wow.
And this is, hey, I love it, bro.
Get in the butt, hey.
On your mother's leg, Drew was not on your account.
Well, yeah.
Ouch!
Ouch!
Stop!
Stop it!
D, D, D, D, no, they're lying.
D, D, they're lying, they're lying, they're lying.
Wait, Martin, wait, Martin, wait, Martin.
Why does it even matter they lost?
I don't say, I was all the same, bro.
Okay
All right, now here's what I got the sense sense ex you see something honest like how about replace them with arki and yugi bring it
back me and Riley verse arki and yugi
Let me talk to bbm real quick jinx are you near or not?
Unfortunately, mate. I am here. Well, I did not apologize. What's the ginger put on God. It was your plan. I'm gonna fuck
Bro you fucking suck Marlon you fucking suck bro. You are fucking ass
You didn't even use the ball camp you didn't even use the fucking ball camp
One of the first things you learn though is just to press Y for ball camp
Oh Joe apparently you don't mate. Have you just seen what I've been put up against?
I can't believe it.
Where's your FIFA?
Anyone right now?
Put me FIFA!
Anyone right now?
I got $200,000!
$200,000 right now!
You want me to play you on FIFA?
I will fucking dog you.
Let's go, let's go.
Let's go, let's go.
Let's go quick.
Let's go.
Right now.
Right now I'm gonna fuck.
Alright.
You're fucking shit mate.
all over the world things dude Oscar bill talk dude you're actually such a good
dude Oscar
all hell prince all right all hell prince all right
I
Marlin, bro, you did good, bro. That's it good
Yo, you did good that game, bro
These guys are talking about you, bro.
Yeah, bro.
It's all good.
How do you think Squeece did?
Dog shit.
That's besides the point.
Oh, it's all good.
The word hurt me, Ron.
There were a lot of hurt.
Well, 3712.
Ron, you sound down today, bro.
I'm fucking depressed, bro.
I'm depressed as shit.
Are you sore?
Yes, I'm so sore from the fucking basketball event
in Mockerelline.
From when we hung out.
And that's my cue.
All right.
3712 Marlon Drive.
That's my new one chat.
All right, boys.
Well, I'm going to London.
I'm literally taking a flight to London as we speak.
I'm going to leave with Marlin.
I have to go shower pack.
So next time you guys see me, I will be in London.
Let's drop a W in the chat.
London arc starting soon.
I love you boys.
We'll be soon.
Join the Twitter com, XMISSIONMAR.COM.
When I get back to London,
We are doing the biggest P.O. Boxing ever. It's going to be a mega P.O. Box opening.
What am I looking at?
It's not that bad.
Who W?
Dude dude, what if like a
Gorilla just comes out of the woods or a bear or a tiger and just kills him will he die or is that banable?
Day one you've been streaming for seven hours it hasn't even been a fucking day
Yo, I'm not I'm not gonna lie. I could never do this. You think he's gonna quit or no
Be honest. He literally hasn't even started a fire or built a shelter. What has he done for seven hours?
Has he just ran around? I
Think the sweat is helping
Like the sea for the sand please, they don't really attack me.
When I swear.
Bro, you can't sleep.
You haven't done anything in six hours.
you
you
you
you