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02-17-2026 Β· 6h 40m
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What's my camera doing that? Seriously the camera rocket and fix it quick
People waiting
There's no yo, why everybody's waiting to spam W's just our fucking spamming W's in the chat right now
Fixed it
It's like a it's not even like a it's like a look look at that. It's like a
Dude your filter makes me look child. It's like a filter some shit
You put the child filter on there you go just fucking spend a shit good little boys
Maybe turn the camera on and off baby not a bash out not a bash out of all us
I'm not sure but it shouldn't be doing this
Check you give us a key fucking stand to keep we're fucking London a
W's we're fucking
We are fucking Britain! We are fucking London!
Dora!
Dude, why don't you do this the day before? Didn't work?
Did they unplug something at the airport?
What the fuck?
I have to reattach the lambda real quick.
Chad, you're gonna go blind for a second.
Chad, you're gonna go blind right now.
Everyone, don't panic!
Don't panic, don't panic, don't panic, don't panic, don't panic, don't panic, don't panic, don't panic, don't panic.
Don't panic me.
Oh my god, you might have to panic a little bit.
Don't keep my...
I swear for a second right there, it's just got good.
I straw my life.
I'm like, oh fuck, you're blinded.
Oh my god, you're blinded so hard.
Is it good?
Just see, hon.
Yay!
Okay.
Yay!
Yay!
We are fucking London, bro.
We're fucking London, bro.
You fucking stupid little chattiewax.
Shasty, brother. Shasty.
All right, um, okay. Well, well, we're fucking
London, eh? Hey! Not bad, bruv. Not bad, bruv.
Listen, we're in London right now. It is the first day, man.
I'm excited, bruv. Wait, what? What height do I shoot at?
Bro, really? Fantastic. Are you fucking serious?
Bro, I'm just keeping them. Just keeping the same height.
You're barely in frame.
Are you serious? How you did ass?
Keep me just like a little bit like that.
You dead ass?
Is it that hard to see me?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
You're a new Santa.
I'll say a hiss for now.
Yeah, yeah, it's the one that's working.
Yeah, I'm gonna turn it off.
Anyway, we're here, bro.
We are fucking here.
Listen, we're here for four days.
I don't think anyone's gonna stream Santa.
I already talked to him before.
before I don't think anyone's in London bro like maybe his fans room maybe you
know we had a couple interactions off stream but like are you talking about
like oh we might get a swarm etc. right people I don't think there's any kids out
here that know who we are bro so look here's the house I was gonna go okay I
told him we need security try your security security actually cancel like
an hour ago try to find a new one not really possible he's telling me we
You're not gonna get spoiled.
How do we?
I'm saving this.
I'm telling you.
So you know what?
Here's the thing, bro.
And, yeah, what's that saying?
It's actually, it's a school break this week.
Oh, look at this fucking weather.
You all right?
You all right?
Nobody's in front of you.
Nobody's outside.
Nobody's outside.
Nobody's outside.
We're good.
If anyone is outside, come stab us.
Come kill us about it, Ralph.
Come kill us, Ralph.
No one.
Listen, Ralph.
Please don't do that.
Please don't do that.
Yo, please.
No one's out here.
Listen, we got a mission today.
Yes.
We're gonna go shopping first.
I think we're my time to hold it
Listen we got a pack couple days
Your always says this every day if everything goes to plan it's packed out
We're gonna get some fucking Nike techs a some Moncler's
Then we're gonna go to this little football spot where we do a little kicking not a bad shot
And then we're going to meet up with mini mentor angry jinx
Listen they do like a paddle tournament
They invited us not to play but if you show all of that meet up with Danny
I'm saying and have some fun, bro
I'm keeping you to be told that but uh, yeah, it's gonna be a good fucking day. Chess. So um, I'm not worried, bro
I'm not worried. I'm not worried either, bro. Well, we had not even that big for real
No, I really not I really had Nando's two days in a row though. Yeah, my stomach's a little bit kind of tweaky right now
But um, we should be good
Listen fun days
Shusha shusha shah. Shall we bro? Shall we shall we?
All right, listen, bro. Also no doing this dude. No, I know tell like this
Well, if you have chatter, and they might steal it
But be honest, they actually have zombie nights out here. Is that a real thing?
You suck on my nice like please like no, I gotta say I gotta
I
I'm dead ass first person to show us that what a real life looks like
I guess they hang out with us all day.
Stop, stop.
Hey, where's that Indie face?
Yo, yeah, chat, chat, chat.
What's up?
One kid that's street, it's not Jason.
What's his name again?
R.N., bro.
You're welcome to the street.
Come find us, R.N.
You're welcome.
Yo, face 67, dance with the five.
Get this, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.
They're my shit.
Bang!
Wait, wait, wait.
Anyway, chat, how we doing, chat?
How are you feeling?
Yeah.
Slaps like 12 to 8 today.
Yo, can anyone hear me?
I feel good. I feel great.
Is it on?
Back in the home.
Did they see me?
Home.
We're back here.
What's amazing, bro?
Yeah, I feel good, bro.
I'm not gonna lie.
Dude.
I'm not gonna lie.
It's gotta be a movie.
I'm in fucking London, bro.
Where's the Kings End?
I'm like Jack Dordy out here, huh?
Just a little bit.
Listen, Chad, I'm gonna be honest with you.
Dude, London is a little bit fucking dead.
It's also kind of cold.
I don't really understand what's going on here.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
It's gotta be a movie.
I'm in fucking London, bro.
Where's the Kings End?
Fucking dead. It's also kind of cold. I don't really understand the point
Why would you ever live back here? I?
See nothing but beans on toast and nendos so far from food
Yeah, bro
Fucking over this
Oxford Street come find us. Yeah, we're doing the fog if they what the fuck you said right now
Also chat obviously
Sexy European brumette X model hold on private party nice
Is that your number?
Is that your number?
978-5378.
Full fetish styles.
It's a really nice number.
Yeah, nice.
Full fetish.
I was just wondering what you thought about.
We just fully gave it to my par like,
over like 20,000 customers.
Yeah.
Not a bad show.
What's all you, bro?
Look, hotel visit.
OK.
Wait, new Swedish model.
What?
New Swedish model in town.
You probably don't hear it.
OK.
OK.
Shall we go?
Yo, fuck off you little scallywag.
Fuck off you little twat.
Holy fucking, holy fucking cheese and bits and all that.
It's fucking brick out here.
Maybe we're gonna get mad, how we talk.
I don't know.
Oh my God.
Oh, that's the one I want right now.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Not bad, bruv, not bad, bruv.
That's probably like 400 GPT, no?
Gunpowder?
What do they call it out here?
Son of a guy.
How much gunpowder is that?
Wait, how much gunpowder is that?
Gunpowder?
Yeah, that's what that looks like.
Like, what are you saying?
What's their currency?
Gunpowder, no?
Their currency is gunpowder, man.
It's fucking great British pounds, you little twat.
That's 400 pounds?
That car's not 400,000 pounds, bro.
That car's gotta be like at least 4,000 pounds.
What did you guys say?
It would fall into the ground.
Yeah.
Guys, if we score 1,000 pounds, it would go through the ground.
Are you guys stupid?
What kind of statue is that?
This is like the rage-picking moment.
I don't really know what I'm looking at here, huh?
I was just looking at it.
I'm excited, Jack.
I was looking.
Oh, it's nice out, bro.
OK, so I'll tell y'all this.
It is very, very, very cold.
Bro, stop being a little cry baby, just relax.
You're right, you're my fault, you know what I'm saying?
You're my fault.
I like the cold though.
I do too.
I do too.
Everybody's sniffling, everybody's sick, OK?
You're a matcha, not bad beds.
You're a matcha.
Wait, he got blanched?
He got blanched in London, guys?
Oh, OK.
That's Marlon.
You know who that is?
He's fake sexy in London.
Yo, stop.
Yes, I do.
Oh my god, man.
Okay, let me see.
Should we get some SIGs going?
Telling me.
Some SIGs?
Ooh, yeah, look, nice, that looks.
I gotta think I'm Jack Ronadie out here.
But that's what you might.
But that's okay, bro.
Do you know what I noticed when we were off stream?
All the girls recognize Marlon
and all these fat dumbasses recognize me.
Like, what's up with that?
Like, is that normal?
Is that my normal audience, just fat idiots?
I'm just gonna go off and see the jail.
No, they won't do that.
What time is it for you guys? I think it's early
Right mad early. I see one week. Okay run. Yes, right way right side right side. What right way right side
Wow Marlin you're really streaming
listen y'all first person to stream snipe marlin and just like hug him from
behind you get to hang out with us the whole day all day all day yo rn real
you're welcome here ladies wants to meet you ladies wants to see you ladies
I was like, yo, where's O'Neil?
Where's he at?
Look at his fucking bear.
He's from New York City to London.
Look at his brunt.
Going inside for a fucking coffee.
What the fuck have I got going on in London?
What?
What's happening?
I don't know.
What do you mean?
He's so chapped.
I don't get the hype, bro.
I don't get it.
Listen, Jack, we're going to see the Sidemen today.
We're going to see some people.
You know what I'm saying?
We're going to do some sort of soccer football.
What do you call it?
Soccer football?
Furi?
I'm not playing footy!
He wants to play fucking footy!
We don't look obvious, we can't have...
Bro, you see, he was like...
Bro, we need security, I'm like...
Bro, all my viewers are bots!
Can't go out equals bot, remember?
I wonder how many viewers are actually from the UK.
Yeah, bro?
Do you want to get a Nord based puffer?
Or do you want to get a Monk Lizzie puffer?
Shao, what do you think is more UK? I think more UK bombs is low-key north-based.
I don't know what you think though.
Oh, you want to get the Moncleres, don't you?
Listen, I'm down for whatever. What is your chance?
Oh, my chance. Damn it, North...
Shao, what do I think? What do I think? Be honest.
They might just say Moncleres because it's expensive.
Bro, how much is a Moncler?
How much is a Moncler? How much is a Moncler?
We should get red puffers, bro.
It's not gonna be hard.
Yeah, it would be hard.
Should we start with Nike text on like a man or what are Nike store chat? What's the best store to go to often?
I take JD right this course
Wow, Marlin. You're really streaming in London. Oh
Yeah
Tell your friends
Tell everyone that we're here
Yeah, of course. Tell all your friends that we're here. Everyone.
I'll talk to them. Post the location.
Yeah. Of course, yeah, let's do it.
Oh, my gosh, you're longer.
Let's do some streams.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, let's do it, yeah.
Let's do it, yeah.
You want to go over there?
Yeah.
Fuck you
It's funny, bro. You're a rocker. You're a vegetarian, bro
You got some money for that you're gonna die at 70 because your bones are gonna give out
Yo, I don't we good
All right. Oh, that's a big commercial skin.
Fucking hell.
All right.
Got us. Guys.
70 is valid, but I want to live till I'm 180.
I'm going to be the first person to ever live to like 200.
Okay.
I swear.
You can question mark me all you want.
Hell, not helping the homeless.
I can't do anything Nike techs not a bad chat Nike's right there oh
Just like Shibuya crossing I
Just said that wait it yeah, no you didn't
You want to go to Nike?
Wait I was here Joe
The one Call of Duty map is here. I'm not kidding. We're near it. No one I was here two years ago
Yeah, the call of duty
No
That's more than tell your friends everyone this is more than live on
Yo, we just hop on the red bus what is a red bus?
It's different. What's a normal bus berth a red bus?
How do you
What if it takes this far?
I fucking love London! I fucking love London!
You gotta call Duty Maps somewhere around here.
Wait.
Telling you.
Ohhhh!
Somewhere around here.
Someone knows what it is.
MWZ?
Yeah.
Yeah, MWZ.
Oh, you know about it.
Yeah, I know about it.
I know about it.
God, I just love my phone!
I just love my phone!
I'm so holding it so loose!
And Ron.
Oh my god.
Yeah.
Two papers in here.
I want the phone!
Is that actually Moorland?
What's up, brav?
What's up, brav?
Let's do it, brav.
Come on.
Oh, just chillin'.
No, right after we go.
Let's do it.
Head drop.
All right.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Let's go.
That scallywag's over there is getting combarded.
Where's JD Sports, you know?
Is that Shake Shack?
Hold on.
Am I an asshole for doing that to my-
British Eagles.
I hate this Shack, bro.
Deadass can't even speak on stream anymore that complete. This is why I don't read the chat no more
I'm the illicit god just like that. I'm gonna have fun without y'all. I don't care
Where's JD sports? What is it JD Vance or JD sports? What's the difference?
JD Vance. What is that? What is that? That's a
sports shop
Ikea there's an Ikea
Huh?
Nobody's chasing you
Where are we going bro?
Why is he so scared?
Bro, how Marlon not hanging out his fans that love him, that are loved with him.
For me, I take photos with everybody.
Yeah, I'll take a photo with you.
Me?
Uh, my name's Marlon.
Pleasure to meet you.
Yeah.
Yeah, of course.
Pleasure to meet you, yeah.
Yeah, of course.
This is nice about being like a Fortnite streamer back in the day.
Like all these guys know him for fucking mauging.
He's mauging toy toys toys toys.
My viewers just know me for putting Kekos.
Like you'll never find a viewer in her life that's like,
Keko, Keko, Keko!
Yeah, what's up, bro? I'm having a blast.
come on come on come on well you're doing okay Rob just running around
because we're gonna step into JD chat which is in like two seconds
tell all your friends over here wait there's a run run can I have a pick
of course Keckwell mate you think that carry an offensive by the way
she's he cheers Rob
what up what up
what oh Nike Tacks is that a bad shout or is that a good shout
Rebels don't don't start what I don't know what I want to color yeah what do
you want a gray black you want to color oh yeah you want to be six-foot
something get recognized by everyone yeah let me get the brightest color
so man how are you good
hello Marlon I don't I don't awesome gifts for you
Do you have some gifts?
Yes.
Okay.
Okay.
Here's everybody.
Here's the one, too.
Here comes the Zaubele.
No, it's for both, actually.
Thank you.
No, no, no.
No, it's not any.
All right.
Number one.
Okay.
I'll take your hat off, please.
Okay.
Sorry.
Okay.
Where are you going?
Number one.
She's the bus, the sweetest bus I know.
Very good, man.
Okay.
The sweetest bus.
Okay, now back.
I don't know.
Good.
What's going on?
Yeah.
Huh?
No!
What the Swedish thing?!
Angles are quick.
Oh God, that's not gonna last.
Where's the mickey tech set?
Where's the mickey tech set?
What's going on in there bro?
I don't know, it's fine.
I know, I'm still fucking hot, hey?
We do a little meat and greets chat, should I drop our low right now?
We're on Oxford Street right now.
We have got FG's off, frame mods.
Like fucking you.
A child?
I'm not frame mod-
What does it make you type of bike?
You know Ron, low-key when we get back, when we get back, you need to try this candy, sweet candy.
Basketball! They got basketballs in London?
Don't dribble.
But I'm sorry, what do you think London is? Like a dirt ball?
What's about this dirt ball?
What's nice, Ron? I understand.
Really, I think it's yes, huh?
Careful, careful, careful.
Careful, I'll take a ball.
Yeah, let's do it bro.
That's gonna be the first time in heaven.
Nice seeing you.
Nice seeing you.
Is that pit right bad?
Is it Marlon's bed?
Is it pit right here okay?
I don't know it.
Yeah, it's always out of this thing.
I think we should get our little shake off.
I think our phone is out of this hole.
Chad is in school for now?
We're over now?
I'm playing!
You have to get it.
I don't.
I'm not gonna.
Yes, sir.
I'll just work some of my mods.
Listen, we just need a technical out of here.
Straight away, bro.
I run straight in.
Yeah, we gotta figure out this.
What's a good technical?
We're good.
Appreciate that, brother.
Yo.
Thank you, brother.
Jack, this one is kind of hard.
With the little solution instead, like that.
Is that nice?
I like that.
I do a color black.
Black, sir.
I don't even know if this is what she's on right now.
What the fuck is he doing?
Dude, I'm trying to learn that now.
I can't learn either.
Mine's fine.
It says I'm fine.
It's just a little pixelated.
It's a little pixelated.
That's all.
I'm getting responses.
It's pretty good.
Can you see a chef though?
Yeah.
They're saying Ron should wear a blue.
Blue?
Yeah.
Which one should I do?
Which one should I do?
Should I wear a blue?
Steve, look at my shoes.
I got black shoes.
I might have to do this one, bro.
This straight leg fit.
You were getting pants?
Huh?
We're getting the whole fit.
We're getting the whole fit, bud.
Okay, bud.
We're getting the whole fit.
Should I do a medium or a large?
Well, we're 29.
I'll probably say a large.
What?
Sorry.
What is my body fat?
Do you have anything?
At least?
No.
Okay.
So I'm supposed to do this?
You just get a handstand.
I'm just referring to you, bud.
I got it.
Yeah, a little thing.
Am I holding this record?
What do you think?
I'm thinking this one.
I can't see it.
All right.
Can I have that?
Rocking time.
Am I holding this for a minute, bud?
Oh, no, it's okay.
Cheers, guys.
No, cheers.
I'm not gonna say cheers.
Yeah.
I'm not gonna say cheers.
You're sweet and audible.
So, through your body, through the pants?
Yeah, but that's my problem.
Fuck.
I do medium, you say?
Mark, look.
Oh, yeah, that's perfect.
This is large.
I think one side is down, I think one side is down
Not a bad shot, rough, not a bad rough
Oh, oh, that's where you have it
They're here for me, yeah, here for me
Hold on, no one's got it on
Hold it there for one second
I'm a fucking G, bro
I'm getting that. I'm getting that for sure. Be honest right? Who's the most famous person in London?
Get ass? You think all these people are here for me? Ladies, I'll take photos of you and the ladies after you.
I got mine. I got mine. I got mine. I got mine.
Are you sure I should do blue? Does that match me?
Huh? Right.
I personally like it's a lot of black.
What does my chest say?
I can't fucking see it.
You think blue or black, bro?
I don't know what the fuck is up. I don't know what's like cool.
You know all those gibberish
You want to just smash me down with the black?
Can I?
You get the black, fuck it
That's a chain eye, man
What do I look like, a fucking dad?
That's like, I'm taking my fucking son to the first step here
First hip to your beard
That is good, right there, hold on
Wait, which one, this one?
I'm getting, uh...
Yeah, that's what I'm looking for
And then, what, hey, a big medium?
Don't get a medium yet
What do you get, Mark?
I'm getting large, large
You ready, Dad?
Let's move
Damn, we'll only be nice and shoe-cybered here
Look, this is all yours, man.
This is my friend, but she got back.
Look, we'll see who it is.
Everybody, Marlon is live right now.
Yeah, I'm alright.
I got to move. We got to get to the door right now. I got to check the job. What up man, what up, what up?
Oh my God, wait, okay, maybe if you're on the job bro. What's up man? What's up, New York City, alright?
I'm all in should we hit the changing room I'll try here yo it's right here
I don't even know what he's saying.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Yeah, I got you, I got you.
Come on, look.
Come on, there you go.
I will check.
Yeah, what's up, man?
Yeah, what's up, man?
Yeah, what's up, man?
Yeah, what's up, man?
Yeah, what's up, man?
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Holy shit, maybe you were right.
Maybe you were right.
Good thing my audience is good at kekwas, bro.
Maybe they're fine.
Sometimes it's blurry, sometimes it's good.
Let's go.
How does it feel when I come to the street?
Up on the street?
I'm going to come out, I'm going to come out.
Did you get where we were?
Did you get where we were?
Yeah, let's go to the front.
I don't know.
Yeah, what's up?
What's up, bro?
Can I do a bag?
Actually, I can put it in there, no?
I don't have a bag.
It's me, man.
Thank you.
Uh, Genie are you friends with family? Yeah, sure.
It's fine, I know. It's fine.
Are you good at?
Is it a fitting room?
No, you got to wait for me.
No, you got to wait for me.
You suck.
I got one for you.
Can I take one of those?
Yeah, you do.
Mine, idiot.
Hey, Street.
Mullins?
I went to the normal, right?
Yeah.
I went to normal in the summer tonight.
I went for a walk.
Yeah?
Yeah, it was cool.
It was so fun.
That's why I need a game here, sir.
I love that show.
I'm not too famous, boy.
Shumbo.
Shumbo.
Shumbo.
Shumbo.
Shumbo.
Welcome to London, man.
Shumbo.
Shumbo.
Shumbo.
Shumbo.
Shumbo.
Shumbo.
Shumbo.
Shumbo.
Shumbo.
Shumbo.
Shumbo.
Shumbo.
Shumbo.
Shumbo.
Shumbo.
Shumbo.
Shumbo.
Come on here.
Should I switch it?
You want it? It's definitely a lot of gear as fuck.
Wow.
I don't know.
Everything is set.
Yeah, of course.
All the same design.
So I go in the back of the car.
It's not in the dress.
I mean, I can't change it to green.
Oh, it's red.
I can't change it.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Thank you.
Appreciate it.
Thank you.
I'm gonna go to your security mask.
All right.
I
fuck out
my father's playing man
he's insane
he knows me this bad
i'm not alive, i feel like
i'm not alone
yeah
cheers bro
you wanna walk out?
yo
what's up?
what's up?
i'm all in
Holy fuck me
You gotta just keep...
I'm on here bro
guys can you move on the side please?
holy fucking cheese sir
it's very laggy in here
I'm fucking trying bro
oh I brought this
They shut the fucking thing off!
I don't know what to do with this.
He has so many international players.
Can I get a speech roll?
So, how are you?
How is the football team?
How are you doing?
You've got all the way here?
From Finns College London.
I have to be honest with you.
What is it?
What is it?
I want to come play football.
If you contract or if you want,
you can come.
We've got some with the side-men later.
I think that it's possible.
I just came to say hi to you.
I've seen you before, thank you.
I don't know.
Who got you?
I got you.
Oh my god, I think kids don't fucking...
I've seen you since I'm off-streaming myself.
My kids just don't stop following.
I want to...
I'm not intimidated by you.
You little fucking scallywaggy.
Hey!
That's cute bro, take this.
Yo, you wanna see it?
You see it?
Bro, come see who this is.
Yeah, let's do it.
Oh my god, bro.
Yo, we can't even do anything.
That's the first time I've ever seen a face, by the way.
Dumbness, Wade, this year.
Yo, Marlon, bro.
You got the creeps coming in during school break.
Yo, you got it?
OK, let's go, it's Wade, this year.
Oh, no, it's OK.
It's OK.
Nice seeing y'all, man.
Nice seeing y'all, bruvs.
I'm out of here.
Marlon's on his side.
Look at them!
This is...
Social cues is a big thing y'all!
Hi, fuck!
Fuck up!
Oh my god, hold up!
Where do we change?
What's up? We good?
I'm off.
I'm off.
Come on, come on, come on!
Where?
I'll take a picture of you.
I'll take a picture of you.
I actually fucking stole one, it's where Tuesday is Tuesday.
I'm about to get my phone yanked today.
Hold your shit tight. I'm holding my pockets.
Yeah, it's good.
I fully came in.
I'm a little bit black.
Hey, do I get some red?
Yeah, what the fuck man?
This is your target, bro.
I just wanna take a seat.
I don't think you can see with us.
I don't think you can see with us.
Bro, just building a fucking crowd bro.
I don't think you can see with us.
They're here for my life.
What is this fucking outfit man?
Bro, this is totally shit.
Bro, look.
It's half a meal for you?
Did you watch the panels?
I don't know how party decided to come on you came out here a bit yeah
What's in here?
Give me a belt he's looking you're gonna be proud about it's fake
Hey man, I'mma take it, so!
That's pretty good, too bad, yeah!
I don't know what it's from, but...
I'll get a shot, I'll get a shot.
Shout out.
Enjoy this, bro. I know this game.
He's about to put me on the TikTok shop.
How many likes for a stream, man?
Hey, could I just have left this one?
Yeah, what's up, bro?
I'm from here. I'm from here.
I'm from here. I'm from here.
Joe, you've been five minutes on how many likes for a stream.
You're on five, yeah.
I'm running away!
I don't know where someone's at, it's just falling in the air.
I'm by myself.
Now if I pick up this kid and kidnap him, who's the bad guy here?
Because in the United States I'll get in trouble, but here?
I don't think anyone's going to get in trouble.
This is a good idea.
I'm not going to get in trouble.
I'm not going to get in trouble.
I'm not going to get in trouble.
I'm not going to get in trouble.
I'm not going to get in trouble.
Alright, nice seeing you guys.
You guys got like, so cute?
We're still, we're still zipped up, right?
Yeah.
Everything should be good again.
Real interesting, huh?
It's not so cute.
Huh?
I love you going to London for like 20 more minutes
I'm not really running your face. I'm only here until tomorrow. I fly back tomorrow. So you want to come with us?
I mean, you're all right
You know aren't it by the way, he picked up two days ago. He stayed in London. I hate you better not come up to me
Hey!
Listen, Marlon's on his fucking own.
I don't know what he wants to do.
Yeah, he's too famous, bro.
I mean, he's way too famous.
Should I double up?
Double what?
Okay, bro.
It's just like, looks like little kids.
No, it's ungodly.
Do you think they know him for the frameworks?
Like, how do you think they know him?
I don't know.
Marlin! Marlin, can you mock me?
Marlin, please, mock me!
Yo fellas, Marlin's over there.
Here.
You don't know it's me if I certainly...
Marlin! Marlin!
Marlin!
Marlin, can I free Marlin?
No, no, I don't want to see you go.
Hey, that's not close to me. Come here.
Hey, this is my guy right here, though.
That's actually my guy.
They're viewers. These are your people.
Oh, no, they don't know me.
This is all on you.
I didn't even see it. I just put it on the hoodie.
Oh!
I thought I was gonna eat you.
No, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
What? What?
Say... Say be better G.
Say be better G.
Hey, free all the guys. Yes. Freedom.
Hey, if you are the guys in the manum, then all of ya.
I can never stop it.
We get it mad, bro.
I'm about to teach this kid never to teach it.
Mono, Mono.
Without his dad.
How you doing, buddy? Good?
I... I...
Yo, we gotta get some math, bro.
Maybe just like, some nap.
I don't got this in here.
Hey, let's have an attention.
I'm right here, right?
Have an attention. How about me?
Yes!
Oh, I don't know, man.
I don't know.
I don't know what that means.
Free Degi free Degi DBL Degi
baby energy
baby energy
these fucking children are waiting
oh shit
you're gonna kill them
alright nails
baby energy
oh honey
yeah let's be your security
yeah with him
yeah go
how much do you feel?
can I get a good picture?
oh yeah another one
take a picture please
my lane
is everybody fine?
can I get my bag?
yeah I got it
couldn't have a child girl
Ah, because I went out?
We're ready, hold on, hold on.
I missed my foot.
We're ready, we're ready. I missed burger.
I'll get high five. No digging.
No digging. That's just a mad good one.
We're ready. We're ready. We're ready. We're ready.
Yes, boss.
I don't think one security would have helped us.
Oh, you're gonna fucking do!
I'm gonna start shoving children!
Maka! Maka!
Maka!
I do it now.
I do it now.
Hold on, hold on!
Hold on!
Hold on!
Hold on!
Hold on!
Hold on!
Hold on!
Get it, get it, get it.
In a bit.
I'll take you, yeah?
I'm not famous enough.
Just out of here
Yeah, all right, oh
There you go now you see the first hand bro
They're here for you, bro. Yeah, I know but it's like
Mullen! Mullen, can you mock me?
Wait, what am I? Where are we at?
Oh no.
Are you dead ass? These kids are actually sewing.
Yo!
Holy like...
They're like animals.
Yo!
Careful, careful, careful, is this car a camper cubaner?
What more does this little child want?
Listen bro, it's the middle of winter you would think, you know?
Oh, hey!
Hey!
He's here!
Yo, this kid's got, yo, this kid's got an actual...
He's looking at the kid's face!
No, what?
He's picking up my using board like fucking.
He's board-sprinting.
Actually, he's putting his board.
Okay, we need a plan.
I'm going to give you a go.
What?
We need a plan.
We need a plan.
Let's go to that one spot that we said.
Alright, let's go to that one.
Alright, chat.
Okay.
You want to talk about it?
Yeah.
You want to talk about it?
I want to sleep.
Okay, I'm going to be real quick.
Alright.
You want to sleep?
Yeah, I'm going to be real quick.
I don't think my shirt would do.
Are you fucking serious, man?
I tried.
Are you actually fucking serious?
Are they typing one?
Yeah Rocky, yeah everybody say Rocky League
I actually can't talk
We're actually fried
Oh they're off
Oh, no
What's he doing?
I think he's making sure his car is okay
Oh, fuck
I should have got folded
Rocky Reathons, Siflons?
No
I had to throw a few, I'm not gonna lie
This is this status once
This rocket don't have fucking news I'm at the show
Yeah
Okay, thank you boss appreciate it
And why are all these things 60 60?
Why do these kids like as for what they they get a photo and they keep coming back
Did you just want to ask?
Yeah.
You heard?
Fuck me.
Okay.
Yeah, I know.
They just come.
They keep coming.
I know.
Rock, honestly.
Yeah.
That's what I thought.
Yeah.
Man, open that one up.
Yeah, at least you go right there.
Should I swap my pants?
I'm gonna swap it in the spot.
How far is it, sir?
Like, like 10.
Like 10, right?
Yeah.
For 15-con counter.
All right.
Wait, where's my bag?
I got it.
I got it.
Don't worry about it.
I
Was back in London so man back in London Sunday. Listen, bro
We don't need security
Only here before who is we you do I don't need it every common day
Yeah, we have a couple people that just come up and you know, they're just normal
What do they be saying to you when they come up to you?
I mean nothing. They just pull me and drag me
And then you're sexy so it's like they want to like touch you and all that like me it's like they're just like quick
to be like
Wait Ron, photo. Yeah, no
You know what Sam? Yeah
I'm supposed to put this on?
Where were my jeans around here? I'll take that shit and check.
You put this on right now? I'm about to. I'll put my pants on in here.
Is that crazy or not? This one black cap shit.
Sir, am I allowed to put these trousers on?
There's some like sexed cab
What they say that's why I just said it's a black cat
You hit a zip you hear the trousers going button we're off. We've got a zooming on that. It's kind of weird
Hey, let me see if I'm not there. No, we get
He's doing
Don't tell my man
Your check is the spot is that you know spud bro's the actual arm the van
I know that's the real spot when I was going to that one
But we all go to that one bro. You just have to tell them which one
Well either way to a spud rose is it like the same
Is it one of the spud bros near Oxford Street? If you guys want to Google it just Google it
No one in our stream is probably watching and in London. Let's just be honest here, bro
We might as well tell them the hotel we're in too. I could tell them you want to tell them the noble hotel
Bro, what about it? Just come get us. I don't kill myself. Just come bro
We're gonna end stream prior on six o'clock on the time. We'll go to the noble hotel
Just meet us there bro all visitors are welcome under the name Ronnie Nets. You know just come in simple
You know it's not another one of them what's rock where they stand knocking on the door now let the men take it
Please you get out. Yeah, let's do that. Let's do that. My bad
Fuck excuse my language boss
Why you brother? I'm in a fucking techie!
So you didn't pull up your jacket?
Yo, that techie's tough, lowkey!
And then you complain. Do you really think I'm gonna tell you guys the real hotel we're at?
Fucking... Gindles.
Chat like Alaska.
I love my chat bro. I love my chat being positive today.
That should be nice.
That should be nice, yeah.
What do you say?
It's okay. It's okay. You're laughing at it.
You know what I'm saying? Just like, a bunch of fucking sweeties.
Bro, listen!
All the people I'm happy about is that we're just here. We're having a bad time.
Thanks. Thanks. Thanks.
We'll see. Well, we're gonna meet up later.
We're gonna meet up with Simon later and see. It's gonna be fun, bro. It's gonna be a lot of fun, Chad.
And like, bro, I'm not leaving London until I get an invite.
Simple as that.
Yeah, how do you feel about the night that you're here, like, you know what I'm saying?
Well, I made the decision.
Yeah?
I'm not leaving until I get an invite.
So if we have to stay here for a couple of days, I mean, I'm gonna stay here for a couple of days.
Are you serious?
Yeah.
So until you get an invite, we're not leaving London.
We're not leaving London.
I have to stay here for 40 days.
I didn't tell him boys.
I didn't fucking tell him.
It's open a window.
Yeah, it's very hot.
Yeah.
I know Jinx and London, brother.
I know.
We'll meet me up later.
Literally.
Jinx.
Yeah, yeah.
So I've seen Jinx, Simon, Toby, and JJ, Harry.
KSI.
Oh, KSI.
You're so sexy.
He's so sexy.
I'm not lying.
And that's exactly it.
Imagine just doing his big ass formage.
imagine I'm not even kidding I'll take my seat you know he definitely has a big
ass dick what do you think like a hammer no I don't even think it's like a hammer
I think it's like a fucking sledgehammer that is I think it's like something that
just swings and knocks you out holy fuck she probably dumps his fucking feet
not even oh my day you kidding me no I'm not kidding
probably so fucking early for everyone right now it feels nice down here
yo what what Jack get Jack Jesse Lingon just take some you said bro please
get security my boy who's that who's that football player oh yeah that's my
guy forgot that's actually funny as fuck I got Scorpio to message me that's
This is actually funny as fuck.
Fuckin' interesting.
I think that was a popular area. Now we're going to look here.
Yo, can you stop saying that?
Like stop, just stop. Just stop.
Bro, I could be in fucking...
Don't. No. Stop.
East Castle Street W1?
That's not where we are.
Bro, you gotta realize that these kids' streets aren't just...
Don't actually watch the streams. They're watched at clips.
They see you do the modding shit with the blackmail edits.
They see me just be annoying in public, right?
No one's actually watching the streams.
You saw them, they all just came up
because they saw a crowd.
Simple.
They'll put your pants on, bro.
Yeah, I'm fucking trying to get this off of me.
Is your big ass penis blocking it?
Paul, do you wanna tell them what you think
about London actually?
No, go ahead, tell them.
What?
Tell them, bro.
What do you mean?
Or at least should we do it or not?
What, do you like London?
Not at all.
It's kind of fucking always raining. It's always gray here. The food here is just fucking like like I don't even understand how to describe it
That actually looks like we're filling a porno right now in the back. No, it does. I'll be honest. I'm sorry boys. I can't
What the fuck?
Yeah, no shit
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, I'm like
I'd like I'm telling right now, please like no to do not film
Zoom on my face
Stop
Nothing could knock me out.
Yo, stop.
I see a poking through the fucking underpass.
Dude!
Ew.
You want me to stop coughing out there?
Geez, dude.
Dude!
Marlon is so gay that when we get to the airport,
he just sent me pictures of him in the mirror.
He showed me pictures of himself.
Yeah, he was like, this morning,
and it's a picture of his abs.
You fucking freak!
No lies you didn't like it, I'll be honest.
I reacted in the group chat.
I know.
Did you share the whole group chat?
Did you share the whole group chat? Everything we said or no?
Okay.
Poor Washouts.
Yo, low-key, Rocket's gonna like London.
There's a lot of fish and chips.
Yo, Ronas can't be kept saying this the whole time.
He's like, because he doesn't eat meat, brother.
I didn't fucking tell you.
Fish is not meat.
You're gonna love London though. There's a lot of fish and chips
I'm so excited tomorrow. I'm excited every day. I mean to be like your mom's so fucking excited for
He left class.
Oh nice.
Exciting day, man.
Exciting fucking day, man.
Oh no.
Exciting fucking day, man.
Oh gee, geez.
He left class.
He just fucking called from me to talk.
Like, that shit just pissed me off.
fucking piss me off we're gonna kill him okay no yeah yo this is like you take his
telephone a little less than not a best shot but I'll go no shirt under you're
such a loser okay all right just put on the jacket
is that what's the one decade I'm not nervous is that the our ankle or check
Could that be from London's store now?
What do you mean?
Like London boys, innit?
Like a Batman store.
Yeah, you wouldn't even know, but I look at Liko Jockman.
Liko Jockman.
They call me Nonse.
Okay, thank you, dad.
Alright.
Oh, proud Nonse.
Ow, shit!
Not bad, kid.
Who's... alright?
No.
Look at us, bro.
What a fuckin' road man that.
I challenge any mandams to come kill a both of us.
I'm in the party with 40s and bobbies.
Jett, tonight we're going to Brixton at 1 a.m. with no security.
First person to get us, bro.
I'm telling you, bro, your chap probably loves this idea.
No, no, my chap probably loves this idea.
But you know what else doesn't love it?
Fuckin' 9% of the learner probably right now with me, huh?
It's good.
No, no, my chapparite lives like that.
But you know what doesn't live in?
Fucking 9% of London probably right now with me, huh?
How about that?
Huh, why?
Oh, you're love.
You're like Jesus out here for these kids.
There's nothing that happens in London.
They see fucking KSI and Marlin.
They're fucking tweaking up in the blood.
Hey!
Stop!
I'm taking a fucking backpack.
I thought it was...
I thought I was about to get my shit.
You know, we really have R.N. watching us, probably.
You know, he's going to actually come find us.
Wait, are we?
Oh my god.
Are we this?
No, no, no, no
No, stop
Are you gonna ask?
What do you mean?
No, I'm not kidding, literally
You're kidding, right? You're actually kidding, right?
But my question is for what?
We're gonna get D-Glove
What's we do?
I don't know where we are
We're good. I guess I'm gonna hit
Look at you bro smile a little bro. We're breaking the fourth wall right now
The cameraman's not supposed to talk. I was asking Marlin. He's supposed to say yes
Yeah, look, Charlie go right right now. Yeah, we're at the same fucking spot
Yeah, let me see you rock it bro
You think being a cameraman is supposed to be just like easy peasy bro. We're testing your like ability to it
We're testing to see if you can check people
The boss man you should go on it right way
I guess it says like 15 on my thing
Check what's that real quick?
Damn bro
Me and speak on the streets of London. That's too bad
Silas arts
Now that I think about it bro like seriously me and speed could never go down London. Are we just too many people for us?
We just way too many people
What
I'm banning this cat looking sideways
I don't know how to watch that.
So do you fuck with this one?
It's the tech or no?
You look good, bro. Look at that.
You look mad good right now.
Hey, there's two fucking bros in the jumping,
Addison Lee, painting, call Madison.
Baby, come down.
Come down.
Run down.
Oh, run down.
Let me just ask you a question.
5'7, bro, no.
Wait, how does it go?
What?
You know the song that Toby does with the-
Yes, but what did you say?
5'7, bro, no.
How's it going?
Five seven, brawl nuts!
It's me!
It's supposed to be me!
Oh my god, this is so off braw, this is so off braw!
You guys are freaking whore here!
Brava!
How do you think?
Brava!
You can't relate to this argue!
Brava!
Just a guy, go!
Shut up!
Yo, yo, fucking shawty!
You fucking um...
You fucking little...
I don't even know what they said.
What did James say?
You little twat!
What did James say?
Say something else.
Hey, fun fact, handling is actually one of the biggest, um...
Biggest toy stores in the world.
Fun fact, I don't give a fuck.
Okay.
Revis?
Revis?
Revis?
You fucking knob!
You fucking cunt!
Sorry about that.
Yo, so instead of...
Actually, I think we're in the driveway.
Let's go.
Revis, man, are we in the driveway?
Boss man are we annoying you?
No you're alright.
Ah thank you boss, appreciate it.
You fucking twat.
Okay.
Not you boss man, him.
So boss man, what's like the worst word you can say?
Can't?
Oh you know, can't.
Fucking little, can't.
Obviously not, not at the time, but not.
You're a sexy, can't you?
Okay.
I'm gonna twist your fucking hairs, eh?
Turn that scallywag to a scally-what?
Wait, what is a scallywag?
I never knew
What is it belling oh bell is like like a little like your arse your arse home
Fucking Bellent head hey, what is it?
Fucking baby come down come down
Yo rocket bro, you should have got a tech with us, the laser's too drip there, you need a tech.
Yeah, see you boys, I can lend you a glove. See you boys?
No, I actually like packed dogs.
You're such a hater.
Alright fine, as soon as we get out of here, I'm saying, you decide.
So that's that student threat the whole time no what I'm gonna threat is yo alright if you're watching the stream right now
Follow Marlin every time he tells you yo, I don't want to be around you. It's a lie
But I pray that that guy just actually hold on he's going to me and I'm just embracing
That's why I said what I said you really think if I didn't take me he wasn't gonna come regardless
Oh, I just shoot you won't tell Rocky remember okay
Oh
What mop it mop in a meat web
What is it?
Carry on my glasses on
We're region place
No
Hehehehe
Wait bruv your fucking breath is gunny white
You need to fucking mint
Hey listen, mint this, mint that
Fucking little minch, I'm fucking up
Okay, hands over
Alright
Wait a minute, we just do a big throw
Nah nah, he's alright with all my poins
But kinda, yeah
Listen bro, this is gonna be a vibe
Do you have football after this?
No, we had a check
It's nice little vibe, nice little vibe
Then we got a little pedal, turn them in
Not a bad shot at all
Not a bad shot at all, gotta go see Simon
Not a go see Toby
I love Simon so much
I know
You left me on red like 50 different times in my life.
I know, I know, it's okay, it's okay.
It's like an assignment, you know.
You think so?
It's gonna fuck up.
Damn, we're gonna be up so early in the world.
No, it's gonna be for real.
I know.
That's what me and everyone talking about.
I didn't realize you didn't give up early.
Baby, come here.
Bro, is that's not a UK song?
Yes it is.
No, it's not.
Come on now.
What's the UK stage in that?
It looks like a UK song.
Name any UK song you know right now.
Anyone's on top of your head.
Uh... Dave.
Okay, what song do I do?
Five Seven Down.
I don't know how it goes.
Alright, is that him?
Yeah.
Okay, okay.
You know what's that about?
I don't know anything else about her.
So who's like God out here for these people?
What artist or like what?
Uh, chat.
Right or wrong.
Uh, David Central C I would say.
You think David Central C is the most famous people in London?
Yeah, I would say so.
Chad, is that right or wrong?
What do you think?
Why don't we just ask them to collab?
Yo, Dave or Central C.
You see?
You see?
Yo, David C.
Oh, yeah, Adele.
Adele is from London?
Yeah, she's British here.
I don't know if she's from London, but...
Dave, if you're in the chat right now, can you DM us?
We're trying to do some, say what you said, ah, see, see.
See what you said, see.
I don't know.
Say swag.
Swag, swag, oh you, chillin' buddy,
I always believe something.
Ooh, the Call of Duty map.
I swear to God, we're going right into it.
Ooh.
It's like all the way down here.
I'm sorry, gee, give me life.
Damn, I was here three years ago
when I fell off completely.
Nothing much has changed wait fanatics. Well, you've been here before
With that is wait we should open up some cards. Maybe in London. That's not they got limited edition bobs here, right?
I'm not gonna not a lot of stuff in there, but
Yo, look is the call duty. Have you recognized this resistance? Oh
Lester Square, what? What is the Lester Square chat? What map is this?
I don't know.
I'm cheaty.
Pickadilly?
Bro, it's Pickadilly Circus, bro.
Fuck you.
He adds me.
It's my dog!
It's that guy.
It's my guy, you know.
It's my guy.
What does he do?
Follow.
Yo.
Alright.
For Oran? Or? Or what? Oran, son? Or... Oran's son? Or angry Jinx son. Imagine his having
a fucking Jinx. Watch that, stop being honest bro. Oh shit. I don't think if Jinx came out
of my pussy bro, I'd be so mad. Would you be mad? Yes. Well is it more cause like
for what what do you matter no bro like I know ginger's penis looks actually like a
cheeto I asked you guys you told me it's like country Peter cheeto yeah it's
and it first smells like one too I don't know we got a hat yeah I gotta see
I don't even want to ask how can you smell like I'm gonna get a blood, I'm gonna go check if you smell it.
Dude.
I'm serious.
What is wrong with you?
Oh well be fine bro, no one's gonna find us here.
Dead serious.
No trauma.
This is our district guys.
Okay bless, so okay, like you're just waiting for like two seconds.
Okay, yeah it's perfect, perfect.
What's your name?
I'm doing Castro card.
Wait what?
Oh, you can't go inside?
No, I can't go inside.
I need the taxi.
Oh, for the taxi? You fucking dumb.
I'm gonna let you sit.
We're gonna pay my card.
You're on the back right-hand screen.
I got the food.
I got the food.
Hey, bruvs.
At least it's spawned.
How you doing?
Hey, bruvs.
Hey, bruvs.
Listen bro, you're on the top. You have to stop doing that shit. No friendly shit. Sorry about him. He's not verbal
Just trying to be respectful. No, bro
Big Jagd word. He's fucking hair man. That's what people I don't give a fuck about Jack
Shut up. Oh, yeah, shut up. I just wanna see I just wanna see how my tech look. Yeah, my tech look kind of
Welcome to Spud Bros Express
I'm about to try this shit.
Wait, is this the kind of path?
Woo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!
Woo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!
I'm gonna wave at my father.
Ya molly, ya molly!
That's a big...
That's not a pretty big spot.
It's a pretty big spot, eh?
How you doin' guys?
What's the popular here huh what's like the most popular
What's the best potato here
I would say it's like
Let's do that one then yeah
How we can get two of those
Yeah
How you doing?
Yeah of course, come on
yes
They don't got fucking like
like what is this?
I'm trying to meet up.
you
you
you
you
you
You go outside and you're going to stand around in a whole circuit and eat it, so it's better here.
It's got to be straight cancer.
It is. But it's good though, right?
So that in Europe is like a huge thing.
I want to call myself an influencer, you know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
What's going to chop?
Like out of here is not how to do it.
So this is what type?
This right here?
So what exactly am I looking at?
Okay, so this thing.
It's a baked potato.
Garlic, chicken, chili, I think.
I'm going to try this.
I'm just gonna fuck up my stomach.
Oh, but yeah.
You've had this before?
Pre-first.
Go ahead.
It was a part of it.
It's pretty good.
It's got a bite of it.
It's got blood.
It's got a bit of a stone.
It's got a bit of a stone.
It's got a bit of a stone.
It's too bad.
I'm gonna try from you, yeah?
Yeah, we're looking.
Yeah.
I don't know.
You're gonna want to waste the kid?
I'm gonna try this one.
Do you guys like, like, like this?
I don't know.
I'm gonna grab a little bit.
You want to get from the bottom so the potato is in it?
I don't know.
Shall we rub?
Shabby, let's get a rough one.
Like it's not bad.
It's not bad.
But there's something in it that's...
I think it's the garlic.
What is that?
I don't like it.
That's not even a bad shot.
I'll just bet it all.
I'm all up. Mom's on streams like you. Mom's on streams like you. Can I get a pic? Can I get a pic?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Oh, my God, look at that.
No, it doesn't work here.
Mona, please come and get a picture.
Mona, please get a picture.
Mona, please get a picture.
No.
You're my little, like, a little piece.
No, no, no.
You all not gonna lie?
No.
Hey, my mother, just for the purpose
I'm working.
Care for that?
No.
Shall we not start that group?
No, guys.
No.
Come on.
Come on.
Yeah, hurry up, hurry up.
I don't feel enough of these.
Yeah, no, but y'all are disrespecting my phone.
I swear on my son, this is both of you.
No, no, no problem.
OK, go.
Hold on.
Wait.
Come here.
Come here.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Please.
Please.
Come here.
Listen, listen.
Actually, listen to her.
Actually, listen to her, yeah?
You listen to him? Okay.
Is he gonna eat me?
We're gonna come outside so we can stop the workers.
You know what I'm saying? That's it.
Are we here? Take that.
I'm excited to take this.
What are you doing?
I'm trying to eat.
I'm sorry.
It's not good in bad.
It's not good in bad.
You can't do that.
I just want to do it.
I just want to eat.
How are you doing?
How are you doing?
I'm good.
I'm not even kidding. I'm in the United States and I'm never so far away.
I mean, it's not bad.
Better than boys? I don't think it's bad.
Do you like me?
What's up?
What's up?
Yeah, of course. Of course. Of course. Of course.
Can you say hello actually?
Oh, it's you.
Thank you.
Oh, yeah, hello, of course.
Thank you.
Thank you, bye.
Can I say my pretty good words?
I said it.
I said it.
All right, so basically...
No, no, no.
Yeah, I said it.
I just screamed.
If you turn around, this is your phone.
If you turn around, you'll get two weeks.
What?
No, stop.
I'm going to check.
I'm going to check.
I'm going to check.
I'm going to check.
Wait, what the fuck?
I'm just gonna stay here and stop and see you.
So, yeah.
I just wanna say goodbye.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Yo, yo, yo.
Come on, guys.
Guys.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Like, can I admit it, I'll just say what one security thing is like...
Maybe if you just shoving it everywhere...
No, it wouldn't. It wouldn't.
You wouldn't eat like two or three.
Me and Rocket talked about it.
Even if they had one or two, I'd honestly right now,
I'd run to all my store and wouldn't give my friends all my sauce.
Good.
This is not bad.
This is not bad.
Honestly, I like it.
But honestly, I like it.
It's too much.
Do you think so?
Like, imagine if it was one of those...
No, no, no, no.
Yeah, we're gonna eat real quick, we're gonna eat real quick.
As long as it was okay, I can thank you.
If I see you on our end here, it's over, bro.
What did you guys do?
What did you guys do?
What's the word?
What's the word?
What's the word?
Um, yeah.
You can probably, huh?
You can probably, huh?
You can probably, huh?
You can probably, huh?
What's it?
You know, I'm, uh...
I think it was, yeah.
Yeah, I think so.
This is what's up with you.
I think we're just talking about everything.
I mean, yeah, yeah.
Because of your reputation.
Oh, thank you.
Appreciate it.
Take it, thank you.
You should have treated me like a fried chicken.
Yeah, I should have treated you like a fried chicken.
Thank you.
You've been there, haven't you?
Yeah, I've been there.
You've been there all along.
You've been all along, man.
Go look for your phone.
Yes, sir.
Yeah, of course.
Yes, I think these guys are kids just not, like, used their brain in London.
I see your Chinese taste.
It's so different.
I think in London it's crazy.
Like they've seen us five times. What is this?
I don't know.
I just can't even look at this.
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
Let me read it.
I just don't read it! They already had a photo of me!
Getting security, she couldn't get to the number one.
That's why I was joking in the beginning.
We tried.
We tried to get security.
But no way that, we would need like fucking floor.
Guys, come on.
Let them have their business.
Come on.
We'll come outside.
Come on, bruh.
We'll come outside with you.
We'll take a photo with you.
You want me to follow your Instagram?
tomorrow to follow your Instagram and he shouts you out.
Okay bro.
I'm gonna show you a movie, bro.
I am mocking you.
Get the fuck out.
It worked.
Look.
Good job, huh?
Honestly.
Finally.
Hey bro, this is pretty good though.
Hey who?
Yeah, we see the hoodie.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry about that, you know.
Come on, I swear, I wish I could control that, bro.
Hey, that's what was meant, you know?
It's just pretty good.
Yeah, it's good, buddy.
You guys had to, Michael.
Just put some amazingness in this.
This is so good, bro.
Yeah.
I'll be honest with you, this is probably gonna hit our stomachs
in like three hours or whatever.
I don't know.
I feel like I'm part of the team.
I'm not even kidding.
How's my unit?
How's most? Nice.
I'm not even kidding.
You know what?
Let him talk.
Go ahead, bro.
What do you make this out of, bro?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is my hoodie.
This is Fray.
Fray is my hoodie.
This is my hoodie, this is Framed, Framed underscore on the store official on TikTok Instagram.
So check it out and the thing is you can wear it this way with the hood up and you accept it.
No shock, right?
No shock.
You can flip the hoodie.
No you can't.
You can flip it like this and you can wear it both ways.
So look, I'm blacked out again.
I want to go to the next one.
How long have you been working on this?
12, like a year or something.
$550 GCN
$550 GCN
Is it a bit of a policy?
Wow, that's just fucking awesome
That's just fucking awesome
It's not in the break
It's very underscore official
I have 40 followers here for this
This guy's more than 40
That's gotta be at least $150 for that
I promise you this is $45
What?
$550 GCN
How much powder is that?
It's a secret, bro.
What level?
Pre-difficient, bro.
There's a 100% polygester.
100%, 100%, 100%.
500 GSM.
100%?
I read it, sir.
Trust me.
Trust me.
Trust me.
Look like a sweeper.
Huh?
Sweeper, sweeper, sweeper, sweeper, sweeper, sweeper.
What's the plan today anyway?
Right after this, we're going.
Don't tell anyone, bro.
We're going to the Nike store right after this.
Are you going to the Nike store?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, appreciate it all.
One second, one second.
One second, one second.
One second, one second.
One second, one second.
One second.
Six times.
One second.
No, I never see a six!
How many are you on?
Five.
Five now.
One day, one day.
Say how tall are you, bro?
1,000% higher.
511.
511.
611.
Yeah, something like that.
Something like that.
Alright, boys, send them off.
Take care, yeah?
See you London, yeah?
Appreciate you, guys.
Be a shoot, you.
See you.
Hey, what's up?
How are you doing?
How are you doing?
How are you doing?
I got a treat.
Oh, yeah, let's go.
Come on, right, get in there.
Thank you so much.
Hey, that's me.
See you, take care.
Thank you, bye bye.
Bye bye, take care.
Yeah, take care, take care.
Bye, thank you.
Sorry, bye.
Bye bye.
Take care, take care.
Bye-bye.
Yes, sir.
This is going to be a bad thing for me.
Okay, so I've never met someone who, like,
might like someone, but that has to, like,
they're like 50 different videos you record.
I mean, this is different.
Like, there was like 50 different...
Goodbye, bye-bye!
Bye-bye!
Hey, pressurize me.
Talk to someone in the middle, bro.
Yes, sir.
Okay, okay, okay.
Yeah, yeah.
It's not, it's always like this.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, okay.
This is some of the tall sexy men.
Dude, that guy I was seeing there was a non-normal guy.
That guy, I don't know.
This is beautiful. Thank you guys.
Yo, they got so much fun. I'm kidding.
But now they got no fucking customers, bro.
Yeah.
He's like, oh, my fucking guy, you know, bro.
Bro, is it contractual?
Yeah, that's good, bro.
Bro, you know what's so crazy?
The dads, about that girl, right?
Again, you know what, like, you know he don't know anything like that.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
She says goodbye, but it says goodbye on camera.
Yeah, she's going to post on Instagram real soon.
She's going to have a watch if her girlfriend's gone.
Oh my god.
No fucking show you get one.
She's with you.
Yeah, yeah.
But yeah, I've been out here for a minute.
I've been out here for like six months before.
Yeah, a little bit.
I live in Toronto City.
I still live in Toronto City.
I can't get my internet shop up there.
I'm literally having a dumb ass
to stand and tackle this all the time.
Yes!
How are you used to that?
That's you.
Nah, I am.
But like, in the States, a little different.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
I think it's like, when I travel,
like, it gets a little more crazy.
Yeah, you get used to that.
I hear it.
What happens?
It's just out of poverty.
Yeah, we had to, but we had to come to the U.K.
Why don't you throw this out?
Not everybody loves it.
Sure? Sorry about that again.
Maybe we should like order Uber from here.
Oh, you want to try to do it?
Or not?
I'm going to film with my bro.
Yeah?
I'm not going to do that.
Yeah.
I'm going to film with my bro.
Yeah?
I'm not going to do that.
I don't understand. You keep your mouth shut.
Come on, let's just do it.
I'll make you no strike.
Yeah, you keep it on, bro.
It's...it's...
That's it.
I'm not just going to mind this chat.
That's it.
I'll see you as I can take a piece.
I'll go on to you.
I'm just, uh...
Fuck it, bro.
Send me a hand, bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're trying to be crazy.
Alright, I don't need what's okay, so we're going to that one spot of four
I just call Uber?
Call Uber.
It's gonna take a minute.
Wait, what? Why the fuck does this say I'm at the White House?
Oh, and I just gave it a... Oh my God, I gave the ad just to her.
Yo, I'm not alive.
Marlon, I'm not even kidding. I didn't mean to do that.
So I showed her the White House and I showed the ad there.
But they don't know which one. They're like three.
Do you know which one?
Yes.
Are you sure?
You're positive?
Look, I think it's this one, right?
In that copy, basically.
Yeah, it should be, it should be.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like he said, you can't call a Uber here.
I wouldn't do so.
I thought it was the red.
Marlon, look.
Wait, I can't call.
He's calling, right?
Bro.
No, they're trying to come in.
We're gonna have to walk.
I want this!
I want to shoot them all!
I'm gonna fight them! I'm gonna fight them all!
I'm about to walk out.
I'm gonna have to just tell them the jokes.
My leg!
My leg, please!
What's the problem?
You don't wear how to get here.
Which way is this?
Which way is that way?
That's the right or the left?
That's the right.
I'm going to the right.
So we're going to the right.
Chad, they don't have a back door.
So what's it like to drive?
You'll come right in.
I got to just go right.
That was one of the 102s
that was in the team.
Chad, you can see this.
I'll take it with mine.
Mine, mine!
Mine, mine!
Click me! Click me please!
Hey!
Did you guys take one peaceful?
Yeah, we were forced to.
Click me mom, click me!
How many kids is that outside?
So let's see.
Is it a lot?
Like more than like 40?
Yeah.
Okay, look look look look when it gets here. I'm not kidding. We got a run to that you run down that street
It's gonna be that way though
Return on the Jets
For what
I'm gonna check it out.
You remember that, like, a real channel word?
Like, in your email?
How did you see it?
Bro, I'll come watch your shirt back.
We're gonna...
We're only gonna live like 10 seconds.
Yeah, is this a big enough card for us?
I ordered a black XL, and that's a game.
One, two, three, honey.
That's what it is, though.
Is that not?
That's the most expensive one.
You don't have to.
Actually, this is an SUV.
That should be good, though.
That blood pain is that way, right?
Yeah, they have to move down the road.
Got it, got it, got it.
So we gotta get out and go left.
Yeah, you gotta go up to the left.
Okay.
And just keep going down.
So at the end of the street to the left, got it.
Exactly, got it.
It's gonna be here in a minute.
This guy looks like, this guy looks like Desi.
And you see, you see.
That guy is racist.
That guy is racist.
And you know what?
Is that a whoo-trap group?
Yeah.
Wait, is that Desi?
I'm cool.
That guy is just like, are you serious?
Are you serious?
I'm not kidding.
I'm not kidding, man.
Hey, take us to the hospital and see if we can get a ticket.
I don't need to know.
I don't need to know.
It's good, it's good.
Fuck!
No! No! That's so cute!
I actually used this here, but...
Yeah, it's all human. Yeah, I'm not a human being.
Yeah, this guy is just...
Yeah, I don't know. Try that one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh. Yeah!
Oh, shit. This guy's not muted, right?
Did you hear that?
Did you hear that?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Oh my god.
I was trying to hear about this.
I was just getting to the end.
What was it?
Just get them out of the way.
I'll see.
Thank you.
Thank you.
One step.
Let me see. Let me see.
Oh my God!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
What's he doing?
He's having a affair!
I don't want to be dealt with!
Come on, come on!
No!
Oh my God!
Come on, come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
They're all on him bro, he had told me to run!
I run, am I not your only support?
They're not getting in the Uber, they're not getting in the Uber are they?
I don't know what you're doing.
I don't know what you're doing.
Uber left.
He left.
He left.
We were here.
We can't stop you.
We can't stop you.
No, no, no, let's just take them out.
We're trying to get out.
We can't stop you.
We can't stop you.
Yeah, they're on.
I got one of my guys coming too, is that fun?
We're trying it.
Can you cancel it then?
Who the fuck is this dude?
How many fucking...
Go get Marlin y'all.
Marlin's the worst in the whole town.
I'm all out Marlon, Marlon doesn't want to keep doing it.
He just wants to stand still.
And then look to your left.
Oh no!
Protect the king!
Good Marlon!
Go on that side, go on that side.
No, no, no.
Go, go, go, go!
Yo rocket!
It's cool.
He's right there!
The camera's gonna get in the way!
He's right there!
Take me with you!
Take me with you!
Run!
Protect the king!
No!
Chill, chill, chill!
Run!
Jump!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh, he doesn't listen.
Come on, get that if I start to see.
Right over there, he's supported!
Oh, I pulled the big card.
Run
You got the wrong...
I should have called my mother.
Yeah, go get him. You gonna tell them to come over here?
Bro, I need you to go and talk to them. I should have called him.
I'll go see you when I'm done.
Yes, sir. All that, yes.
Yo, you went the wrong way.
I don't know who I'm gonna take.
Should I get in the Uber or should I come back?
Oh my God.
Yo, you might have to cancel it.
Yeah, cancel it.
Listen, listen, fuck them.
Yeah, I'm
Just now can y'all just come on man
No, I just can't see you alone
He's overstimulated me
The only way we get out of here is the taxi
Hop in that it's like right now. I'm not kidding. We need to throw something
I love luxury!
I love luxury!
I think we should get to the top.
Thank God I'm fucking 5-5.
What are you going to get to the top?
I'm gonna ask.
I'm gonna ask.
I feel up, I feel kinda...
I'm not gonna go back here.
I'm gonna ask.
I got a phone, please.
I got a phone.
I'm sorry.
I got a phone.
Make way, make way, make way, make way!
He's not listening.
I won't put it on me.
Do I even go to him? Is it worth it?
I swear I did.
Make way, make way! Super short comes through!
Woo!
What's the question? What is it? What is it? What's the question?
And were you on the files? I was on the files, yes.
I'm all over the files. That's one son of a...
I'm lost in the room
You're lost my sleepy
Let's go outside now
I gotta keep up with the fucking fliers
That is what I'm saying, so I just leave them
I don't wanna leave them
So now you might have to
What do you want me to do about it?
Aye, I don't wanna see it that big
Get the piss
Yeah, get the piss
Get the piss
Go ahead
Go ahead
Go on
Aye
Oh my god.
What the fuck is he?
I'm about to get in the taxi.
Should I get in without it?
What's the chance hand?
I'm saying Marlon left in the taxi.
Uh oh, hell, one more run.
Run, run, run.
I'm saying he's gonna tell us.
He left?
You can't leave your collet!
Oh, Gigi, I don't leave him!
I run!
I run!
Hey, but keep calm now, keep calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm!
Yeah, that's just ramping up!
I'm gonna, I'm gonna try, oh my.
Hey, look it's the call duty man!
Yeah, yeah, y'all love that, right?
Y'all love that, right?
I'm fucking trying to get out of here or something.
Taxi man!
I love the tech, I love the talk!
Yo run!
I mean how many like...
I...
I don't want to touch you!
I don't want to touch you!
Listen, pick up the phone.
I'm not playing my phone.
Yo, what's up bro? What's up?
Yeah, you left them with me.
You left them with me.
Yeah, I know. Me too.
I don't know how to come back to trying to give me a happy ending.
I can't, they're gonna get me.
Guess they are, they're already trying.
I'm trying.
Why did you piss off at me?
Get away!
Why did you hit me in the head?
You know the circle around the valley?
I'm on them bro, I'm on them.
You heard?
I'm right here. I'm not.
Well, just get a taxi.
I can't get in the fucking taxi with these kids.
Keep it in the gate and follow you.
Oh yeah, oh yeah. Oh yeah, oh yeah.
No, he's to occupy this taxi.
Run, run, run.
That's my number.
I don't give you a phone number.
Check that out.
I give you a phone number, run.
Back off!
Guy!
You want his free?
I am a pro.
Holy shit.
I'm out of your phone.
I'm out of your fucking phone.
I'm gonna get hit by a car, bro.
Yep.
Run, run, dude.
Damn, I'm running.
Let me get the fuck out of here.
I'm gonna start again.
Yes.
Who's this?
All right.
All right.
I'm running.
I'm running.
I'm running.
I'm running.
I'm running.
I'm running.
I'm running.
I'm running.
I'm running.
I'm running.
I'm running.
I'm running.
And guess what? Speed is down there!
No one's gonna chase!
That doesn't work.
How many videos is she live?
I run!
You're famous!
No, I'm not famous. I'm just a civilian.
You know what a kekwa is?
How much do you push?
Zero.
I don't know what to do, I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I actually don't know what to do, I'm not kidding.
It's an infinite room.
Fuckin' shit man!
You come with me?
Please!
Please, oh my fucking god, bro.
What's up, what's up?
Yeah, how are you?
I'm good.
I'm good.
I don't know what that means. I don't know what that means.
Oh, it's free.
I'm sorry, man. I gotta do it. Yes.
It's very safe. Very safe.
Okay, so can you, yeah, help me out here.
Yo, we're getting a new one.
Oh, yeah, I got you guys.
I got you guys.
Hey, let's make a single foul line, huh?
Yeah.
What is putting my help here? It doesn't do that.
It doesn't do that.
I don't know what that means. It still doesn't know what that means.
I don't know.
What do you wanna do? I can't get in the taxi and fuck a tits around me.
Yeah, yeah.
I love it, y'all. I love this. It's such a good environment.
It's a dope environment, y'all.
It's amazing.
What's up, man?
Run the taxi.
Oh, yeah, wait.
That's a taxi?
No way.
No fucking way.
No fucking way.
No fucking way.
No fucking way.
No fucking way.
We have to meet you one day.
Oh, OK.
I see where we're now.
Wait, what's up, dude?
Wait, I didn't know you were coming back for the 55.
What's up, bro?
You want a photo?
No, I would smite you.
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up, bro?
You want a photo?
Holy fucking shit man. I just want to get in a taxi and get out of here.
You want to get in a taxi? You're not a mandem, you're a fucking child.
What's up? What's up?
I run, you're with the mandem?
Oh my god, you run!
Police!
Can you get me?
Just get the fuck off of it.
Oh, of course not, you fucking dick.
Police!
I need a fucking taxi!
Police!
Can I get in, sir?
Of course. More legs!
Come on, come on, come on!
Come on, come on, come on!
Come on, come on!
Come on, come on, come on!
Come on, come on, come on!
Dude I ate the can of worms dude.
I'm not going to eat them.
Why am I not getting eaten because of these fucking phones bro?
That's why.
I don't give a fuck.
I don't give a fuck.
I'm making phones out.
I'm making phones out.
I'm making phones out.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Go, go, go.
Sorry, bro.
I got a sad beam behind me.
I think there's a text right there.
I think it's available.
Wait, what?
I said I took your phone.
You surprised?
Shut up.
Oh, my God, man.
Elron, Elron, Elron.
I'm going to beat you up.
He's like, ah!
Open your face!
Come on, bro.
I took a photo with all of you.
Elron, Elron.
Elron, Elron.
What are you all about?
Elron, Elron, Elron.
What are you all about?
Elron, Elron, Elron.
Elron, Elron, Elron.
What are you all about?
What's the problem?
Where's the driver?
I'm at a hijack this cat.
Oh, hijack that under there.
Yo, listen, what do I got to do for y'all?
Listen, I'll give you the address before we go.
If you don't mind, I'll give you the address before we go.
I swear, Mom!
Mom! Mom!
Mom! Mom!
I'll give you the address before we go.
If you give me the address before we go.
Mom! Mom!
Mom!
Mom's out to tell you the ad.
Mom's out to tell you the ad.
Mom's out to tell you the ad.
Come on.
Listen, you need security, man.
Question, question.
Let the men talk.
There's not that many of us.
Let's just all take a photo.
And then I'll drop the address.
Now you look, you two guys.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Come on, come on.
I don't want to kidnap you anymore, this is, this is, this is, this is civil, y'all, there's only like 20 of us, come on, this is a big thing.
You need your car right now.
I don't want it.
Guys, please, make way, please, guys.
Get the rest of the space.
You win.
Guys, this is a nice shirt.
I'm waiting for you.
We're just coming in the hood.
Come on, come back.
Come on.
Make way, make way, make way.
Listen, listen.
We're going.
Listen.
We're going to Big Bet.
Big guys! Right there!
I know, but I want to get a fucking camp!
Oh my God!
Wakanda, Wakanda, Wakanda!
I will give to the world, baby girl!
You must not be worthy!
Get out of the way!
Let me go home!
Stop! What are you doing?
Bring it!
Give the money space!
I'm not even gonna say a word about it.
It's the wolf!
It's the wolf!
It's the wolf!
He's a wolf!
Put your hands up!
I just don't get it, y'all!
I'm very scared!
Joe, why?
Stay blessed!
You're true!
Y'all want money?
I can be!
Whoever can do the most burpees
gets 100 dollars!
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on.
Come on, come on.
Push up, push up.
Push up. Push up.
Everyone line up as a push up.
Everybody, everybody, get down.
Get down.
So everyone does at the same time, okay?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Everyone's got to do at the same time.
No, no, no, no, no!
What are you doing to me?!
No, no, no!
He's giving me money, boy!
He's giving money!
He's giving me money!
Oh, no, no!
What are you doing?!
You listen!
I'm not going to give you money!
Just listen!
He's giving me money!
Oh, no!
He's giving me money, boy!
I'm giving free time to you.
Come on, bro.
Hey, we got this.
Hey, hey, hey!
Push up, push up, push up.
Make it space.
Make it space.
Everybody start, let's go!
Let's all get in shape, man!
Come on, yeah!
Go on, go on, go on!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
I got him!
How many left?
How many left?
Run!
Run!
I'm a constant here by the side.
Help push it on the ground.
Okay!
Go!
Go!
Come on, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up.
I know!
It's going bro.
Oh, you got it.
Oh, you got it.
Run.
I'm a constant here bro.
We got a constant here, hold on.
It's me, Ron, Ron, Ron.
We need this guy right here.
Marley!
Marley!
Ladies, get in the front.
Get in the front.
Go on the side, the other side.
Marley!
Come on, go on the side, go, go, go!
It's okay, it's okay.
I'm great!
No, stop knocking!
No, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh, my God.
I'm getting confused.
How many of you in the car?
As far as you can.
Why, why are they knocking in the door?
Yo, stop knocking!
Stop knocking.
Just stop, please, don't get...
I don't want that accident bro.
Oh my god.
Oh my god bro.
Oh my god.
I'm gonna get a guard.
You want me to get a guard?
Sorry bro, what was that?
Are you good?
Are you okay boys?
Sorry about that.
Sorry about that.
Sorry about that.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Come on.
I know.
Once we get out of here we're fine.
Run them over bro.
Fuck them.
Hey get out the road.
We don't do insurance frauds.
Get out.
get out
Hey fucker man appreciate you boss man. Thank you boss man. Appreciate it. Look man. I got you the tip
I got you the tip boss man. Biggest tip I've ever done. I'm not talking about one of my pants
Fuckin' dumb dumb dumb. How did you get?
Yo stop!
You see it on the corner! Just hit him, bro fucker.
You know the corner?
Yo stop!
Alright
All right go
I feel so nice doing harsh with his side
Right I'm over. Yeah, boss. Well, you got anything you want to do go ahead. I'm not even kidding
Mine or his
Listen man, if you hit a kid I'll pay for it.
Yeah me too.
If you want to do it I'll pay for it.
I'm sorry about that.
You know, we gotta start getting like a man.
Man, I'm like five security's like...
I don't even know.
I'm not kidding.
I'm not kidding.
Yeah.
Bless you.
Bless you.
I'm not even kidding.
Oh, that was definitely a kid.
Oh, that was his brother.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Ah, Christ.
Is that place that we're going to like an open
to anyone can come in?
Um, nah, it shouldn't be.
Yo, by the way, that girl, she literally kept following.
No, she didn't.
Yeah, she didn't.
She kept doing anything the entire time.
Even in the little crowd?
Yes.
Me?
Yeah, do it up in the zone.
I'll walk you guys through the room.
See you going on now.
Yo, there one's.
I don't understand these kids take a photo and they still want more they're saying brown
north face puffer, brown puffer degloved, I was throwing stiff arms, yeah I yanked the
kids phone and all they I yanked the kids phone because he was like and he kept hitting
my face with it and they're all like I don't know what I'm doing, it's just difficult
they're all like actual gents it's like you can't really you know what I'm saying
and this man is just fucking rapping no we're good
thank you bro cheers bro
I raised this guy before you know what do you do my friend
yeah you got a couple of only fans
YouTube videos and the stuff
Only fans
All the young kids are on
Yeah
Especially after recent video
No
Tell them our YouTube videos
Yes
Our YouTube videos
This is fucking hilarious
I don't think we're getting out of that I didn't either I thought that I want to
just see what happens like that I'm not gonna start choking but it's not it's
not like played date okay so you're okay no no dick right no d1 unit so they
see you always yeah I got out of there yeah and then they found me so my
thing is this when they see me chat it's like um they just see like it's
like no I can't be one no I blended in I literally look like a from the UK I can't
it's I can't explain it like they touch my boy like a grandma but they grabbed my
penis they grabbed inside my boy like try to get inside like multiple times
like grandma did grab my foot grab like everything and then I turn around and
they like that nothing I throw my life I'm just not what am I supposed to do
so I'm trying to like cue the book the second I raise a hand or a finger I'm
done for I'm done for bro yeah like just like I swear my life I swear my life
the whole time I literally the whole time I was in the crowd but I was really
getting like this house Chris I was getting touched the inside time bro I'm
getting the bus it sounds insane but I was like sure you know what make sure we
have everything yeah yeah I've been I feel my pockets every now and then
yeah listen I swear it's like it sounds funny but it's like bro no it's not
funny that's what it is I don't know but I'm just saying I really did bro I
feel terrible stop I just don't understand the difference between like the
UK and the United States bro these kids even when they get a photo they come
back for 50 more yeah like I've never seen some shit like that like that girl
like literally no but I feel with this guy are we always see this guy it's
So what the hell do you get?
You want to show the hood on the bike?
You want to show it on every single possible possible
out here in the world?
They will go all the way down to where you are going.
Look at him.
Look at the other one.
Is there anything that goes on in the UK?
Like in London, Chad, is there anything going on?
Wait, the taxi ran over a fan?
The other one?
Yeah.
We're not a kid.
Really?
No, like actually, yeah.
Like the door was open and the door was when
you drove off.
the ball.
The first one to splut roast.
He's just sitting on the, he's literally doing a full performance on the roundabout.
Like what are we doing?
He's there.
He might be on the spectrum.
He's there.
But I mean, if Rocket's face is hilarious, he's so over it.
I don't know if there's rocket on the wall.
Every point.
Like I know, I know.
Every time.
Like you don't even stiff on people anymore.
Like I did, I did.
Oh my God.
I've had to a double time since last situation.
I'm not capable of them.
I don't care.
Yeah.
No, stiff arms is fire.
I'm not going to lie.
Yeah.
I'm going to hit the weight room though.
There's no reason why I shouldn't be able to hit the launch.
You should be able to launch.
Someone post a photo of my car.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Look, we have a guard there.
We do?
Yes.
I bet.
I bet.
It's private room.
That's private room. Okay. Nice. All right, so we should be good for the rest of the team now. We should be good
Chat we're gonna go play
Yeah, we're gonna go do something indoors and then after that we're gonna meet up with some of the sidemen for
Paddle paddle paddle. I know whatever you want to call it
So it should be pretty far it should be fun. It should be fun. Hey fun though. It's who I was esteem there guys
Not a bastard. Oh, that's right. So I'm in
That means you
Is a lace
Good brother
How's Berger?
He's fucking dead.
That just shows how much you watch him.
Good luck now. Actually, let me not say good luck.
How's Berger? Where's Berger?
How about I make you love back at me to a live huh?
All right, let's go play some football man. Let's play football. Let's play football
World Cup World Cup
Damn bro, it means we really can't go in public
He's so dumb
Well that's actually like kind of insane though
Well, chat, wait so I'm so confused, what happens in London?
Like does anything happen in London?
Um
He's still there
He won't have one more race, so that's the kid I beat in a 40 yard dash by the way.
I raced in the last ounce of London, I beat his ass, smoked his ass, matter of fact.
Hey, hey boss man, pit maneuver him.
Anyway, chat, but I'm on down tomorrow man.
You fast or no?
Of course I'm fast.
I'm the law.
I want to start faster, I don't lose some body fat.
sure they should. First thing, teach you a lot, you know.
You like London? No.
Can you tell us one thing why you don't like London?
Too much gospel. You know, like life life is too much. There is lots of struggle to do.
What?
Struggle.
Yeah, stress.
Yeah, I get it, man.
Look, I come out at 7 o'clock.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Yo, drivers talking. Can you be quiet, Mark?
Yeah, we're in a cut scene, please.
We're in a cut scene, please.
I know, I know, I know.
I'll be in a race.
And back to the same boat.
Sorry about that.
Yeah, too much wash, stress, because everything is expensive and the ironing thing is low.
Yeah, yeah.
And then traffic, London traffic is better.
If you want to work, you can't wash.
Oh, is it usually rain?
Rain, obviously, whether you can't believe, you know, like there is a warden going on about England.
And it says 3W like W-W-W, weather, wife and work
All the 3Ws?
Weather, wife and work?
No
Oh
Over in the US we have 3Ts
Or in the US we have people bees
3Ts?
Either
Yeah
Weather, wife and work
Anytime we can go
Damn, weather, wife and work?
Anytime we can
Not backshot at all there
Have you ever heard of BBC?
Yes of course man
Hey yo boss man
Hey yo
What's been your funny about?
Make sexy too
Yeah
How long you lived here for?
20 years
20 years?
Jeez
Dude
Just take one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, come on, come on.
You got about five seconds and I'm not gonna lie.
What?
You're supposed to say that.
All right, done.
All right, bro.
Ha, ha, ha.
You know what I'm just gonna say, huh?
And then, all right, bro, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do you have kids?
Three.
Mm.
I'm not sure that guy did not say anything.
He did, right?
No, he called me.
Oh, he did?
Yes.
then three W's man three W's I like that we love W's over here we love that
right it's like a trend so that makes me a span of some W's some W's right now
preferably three in a row maybe some spaces in between in space in between
You heard him boss? Not a bad shot.
Yeah, I've got three children.
How old?
Ten, eight and six.
All good, boss, man.
They'll be fast, too, or no?
No, they won't. They will try.
Right now it's a long way.
So what we do is we teach them.
Yeah, so they will eat with us like when we have breakfast and then they will stay
Yeah, fasting for maybe three four hours five hours. No, they slowly slowly do that
Not bad at all
I need to start fasting. I'm at 29% body fat sir. You might have to fast 30 days free actually
Oh my god, this one is still there like...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What do you think of brothers like that, huh?
Well, obviously they're a fan of you, aren't they?
So, they will do whatever they can do.
Well, picture, can you go boxing in Manabar?
Yeah, man.
What's that?
Fuck you now, mate.
Fuck you now, mate.
Yeah, about three seconds.
I'm fucking back in an electric!
All right, what's going on?
Dab me up! Dab me up!
Come on, man, that's my place!
I'm going to collab with you one day, yeah?
Yeah.
Remember me?
Alejandro!
Alejandro!
I'm Colombia!
Alejandro, Colombia!
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
You've been doing this shit for a long time.
I read your shit.
What?
What, my shit?
I read your shit.
You make your shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Hey, I love you.
I'm gonna go home and buy.
Love you, brother.
Love you, huh?
Love.
Love, say no more.
Say no more, block.
Oh my.
Hey, come on, man.
What's up?
What's up?
What's up, Columbia, man?
Columbia, Babasi, toh, huh?
I thought he said something else to me.
Oh, I see.
You thought he went the big R word?
Are y'all buying the reversible jacket?
I don't have a car, I don't have a car
How can I have your car life?
I like to go in
I can't live still?
Americans in the UK type suit
Thai or American though
We got speed coming in
Come on blood
Speed is coming in 20 minutes
20 minutes
That's right
It's like a comb in it
It's like a youth in it
It's like a fucking youth
It's like a jogman's yeah
What are you saying?
You know that language, but shut up.
Shut up, bro.
You're looking kind of tense right now, bro.
Tense?
You're like muscled up on the legs.
What?
Just smooth out, bro.
Like, we know you didn't tip the fucking spud, bro.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Bro, your whole chat was spamming tip them, tip them.
We know you were made out of money.
Damn, bro, your cortisol levels are getting high.
What?
Okay, not actually that catch. What's going on? Wait, they're still following us. Oh, yeah
Boss man, I'm not even kidding if you pitman over them, we could say you hit a speed bump. I swear
Honestly, yeah, we actually are the we'll get you out of the fucking
We'll get you out of the lawsuit. Yeah. Yeah, I'll be winning. Well, I'll be one or two
I know some people. Oh, we know you know the best lawyers
You know, I'm talking about
Sir, did you see the frame mug that went on?
It's nice, trees out.
There's some green there, trees.
There's that fucking really green Pokemon on the left here.
Oh, it's another line bike.
Wait, I wonder who he's calling. He's probably calling all his friends.
Yo bro, Robin Marlin and uh...
...on the line.
which I'm not a bad guy if a little kid is smacking my face with his phone and I
just take his phone I throw it. Did you throw it or not? I almost did, but I gave it back.
I had it and I was like, I'm not letting this clip get me. I'm not gonna lie, I grabbed the kid like really bad, and I was like nah I can't.
I'm being so serious. He hopped into the uber with us while he was driving, like literally in the car.
Yeah, that kid came up to Ron and he was like, I was just in the uber with Malin, I was just in it.
That was a little crazy time back on that, that was a little long, but back to us, back to us, back to us.
I'm in the even ball on!
Okay, see that was like central though, like we're good now. Right?
There's no way, it's like so out of where everyone is.
But the thing is, it's not though like, I don't know.
Why is it always so gray here?
I just don't get it.
So, what do you do actually? I'm sorry I'm wrong.
Oh, no, it's okay. Ah, videos. Just like, you know.
Fake sexy videos.
Music videos, music.
Uh, he posts like, you know what their straps are?
He posts their straps.
You know what their strap is?
Basically, they like kiss the camera and like make themselves like good looking.
And then they like hug each other or like kiss each other.
And then they post it and people pay money to see it.
Some weird shit.
It worked.
Here, I guess we'll try.
Whoa.
I think that we were just looking at it.
Wait, did I get speedy, Jack?
They're saying you got speedy.
Wait, boss man, is it true that it's rained
every single day this year?
Really?
Don't knock the car. Don't knock the car, OK?
Hey, don't knock if you're trying,
What do you think you're gonna need?
I don't know.
We should go buy some knives tonight.
Have you ever seen that type of stuff, boss?
No.
Is it a myth?
No, in my car.
Oh, you've seen people?
Yeah, I haven't seen them in a long time, right?
Is it true they'll actually slash off an arm?
No.
What are you talking about?
I like to learn the UK 21 savages from the UK
First day and when are you gonna go back?
For days for face
All nanos, yeah
What was that?
All four days in London or are you gonna go somewhere else? Oh, yeah. Hey Italy hang out with Casey 3
yeah Casey 3000 who's your favorite rapper oh go good shout that's a great
shout what's your favorite food food obviously I'm Bengali so my food your food
It's good, it's Bengali food
Oh my God, great sound
Great sound
Can we go or no?
You can go, if you want to go somewhere I can take you
Oh yeah?
I would love that first man
There are so many places
Sounds so good boss man
You have a lot of good
Indian food here
Oh yes, so this is
kind of like Indian Bengali
similar
London, a good thing is that you will get any kind of food in London.
So if you name a country and write it down as such in Google, they'll find a restaurant in London.
Really? What about like Persian food?
Oh, there's so many. Thousands of them. Thousands of Persian food.
Do you know who R.N. is?
R.N.?
R.N.?
Yeah, he's in London right now.
Well, that's obviously you guys, isn't it?
No, no, no, no. You missed it. He's like a tiktok.
Sorry I don't know you guys.
No it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
Yeah, there is lots of passion, lots of Indian, lots of talk.
I mean, what kind of food, nice food, what's on it?
Anything you like you can get.
I like you.
You're a good man, Val.
Thank you for helping us today.
coming into my car, maybe they're looking for someone trying to jump in, you know, like...
So you don't have whole crowds going to your car?
No, I was thinking you are like a group of friends, you know, like college students or something like that.
And then say like you book a taxi and your five friends, they'll see that you're going into the car.
So whoever's going is going to go for it, you know what I mean?
You know, like these type of things.
Maybe we were meant to meet
We are going there is a big shopping center already white city
You'll get lots of crowd
Love life man, like I do.
When was the last time it was like sunny?
Today morning.
Oh yeah, true.
Because you're lucky maybe.
You bring the sun with you.
Oh, that's cute.
Yesterday was raining.
Before the other day was raining.
It's probably last 3-4 weeks already.
What months is it usually sunny?
Maybe July.
Damn.
So it's pretty grey most of the time.
Even though July is a good rain sometimes.
Have you taken vitamin D?
Sorry?
Have you taken vitamin D?
No really.
Not really?
Yeah.
Obviously all London people should do.
Yeah, he's so dark.
When does the sun go down?
At five?
This time, yes.
Yeah, like half of...
Five, six.
No, no, no, no, then slowly it's gonna go on.
So when it comes to July about nine o'clock, kind of clock.
The President of UK.
No, see, it's Queen.
Or was it Queen?
Excuse me, I don't have any more.
I'll make some.
Wait, really?
Which am I wrong?
They're a prime minister. Who is it?
Well, it's Boris Johnson, right? Is it not?
You can't prime minister.
Yeah. Is it not Boris?
It's not Boris anymore. Who is it?
K. Tomah.
What the fuck is that?
It's a new one, isn't it?
He tried to become prime minister last year or before the year?
Oh, damn. What kind of like Boris?
Boris is definitely funny and I like him.
like trunks
it's not Benjamin
this is poor stuff
wait so where we're going right now is popular area
that's what you're saying
Yeah, that's one of the biggest shopping centers I've ever been to.
I just don't want to cry that's all I'm laughing at.
You know what I'm saying?
You know where that goes?
So you just want to cry?
Wait, are we going into the underground?
No, yeah, like, yeah, hard part.
What's that? It's supposed to be private, so it should be fine, but you know what a
lot of people tell us something things are private and then we get there and there's
Which type though? I'm taking for what it is.
They're saying rocket is safe.
I mean, you're on it.
Rocket, it's okay.
She's tired.
It's okay.
We love you.
It's okay, Rocket.
I'm sorry, there's no...
Okay, this is one of those things where it's like you clip me.
And like it cuts it, but I'm dead ass, there's no way kids find it here.
Look at this, it's so dead here.
I'm just being honest.
What?
They will know you.
Have you been to one?
Uh-uh.
Is there a picture on there?
Picture.
A picture.
What, football?
Yeah.
Yeah, football.
Yeah, that's how they have been here at Ginge.
Oh yeah, Wemley.
Wemley.
The biggest football pitch in London, yeah.
It's not far from here.
I'm gonna kill my grandma, I'm gonna kill my grandpa.
Hi.
I'm gonna make sure we're going on the right spot, Greg.
I'm gonna put in an address.
I think it's right next to it.
It's called...
It's called...
Is it inside or is it outside of it?
Oh no.
Did you take a shit in the big hole?
No, it said it was that one.
Wait, is that...
Oh my god.
I was giving him more money.
You can redirect him.
Can I just redirect you?
Is that fine, sir?
I think it's this one, it only adds like 10 minutes.
Yeah.
You change it now.
Yeah, how far is that one?
It's just on the other side, so that's where you are going.
It's easy.
Okay, perfect.
It's the same place actually, on the other side.
Do you want to go there or do you want me to drop you here?
Go there, go there, please.
Go to that spot right there.
See there's two there.
So which one is it?
That one is four.
Yeah, I think it just detects that one over there.
Hold on.
Yeah, it's the same spot.
No, it's the same thing.
Yeah, it was detecting that we were in London, so.
Detecting, detecting, detecting, detecting.
Let's take a picture then I'll show my son.
And then maybe he will know you.
Sorry, mate.
Ha ha ha.
Lovely, boss, man.
Thank you, man.
What's your name again, sorry?
Ali.
Ali?
Appreciate it.
Thank you.
Where'd it go, bro?
I don't have money to retire, bro.
Please.
Ali, where'd it go, bro?
Oh.
Oh.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah, dog, kid.
Oh, that parrot.
If that's my kid, honestly, like.
You're smacking him.
Yeah, I'm smacking him, bro.
Teach him a lesson.
My friend.
When you have kids, you will understand.
You have to maintain it.
I got kids sometimes.
Oh, it's right in there.
Should we go right up to the left?
I think we're good, sir.
Oh, is that them?
I think so.
Is that the ones going to take care of us?
Yeah.
Thank you so much, boss.
Let me just go there one second.
I'll shoot this one.
All right, my friend.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you.
Thank you.
See you again.
Thank you so much.
Oh, it's nice, bruvs.
Not a bad shot, eh?
Not a bad shot at all, eh?
You fooled you.
No, no, no.
I was just kidding.
Yeah, he was not smart.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah
Alright, so we made it. We made it. Eat, drink, and score.
Whoa. Eat, drink, and score is exactly what we wanted.
Shall we drink?
Nice. Woo!
Not a bad shot at all, lads.
It's his Ws going. They got a little private room for us, baby.
I'm sorry about him, he's just handsome I guess, that's how they get it.
You know what a kekwa is?
A kekwa?
That's what they spam, like look.
A kekwa equal plot.
Come on, man.
That's brilliant.
Are you sure?
I'll make sure he gets your angles.
No, but like, he's using his own indist all.
I couldn't turn off the camera because you were in the middle of it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, we're in the same line.
Thank y'all so much for my door, it's a great stage show.
Do you know what's really funny?
We saw the clip from a lot of people last year, and you said,
I saw the full tigers.
He's like, let's talk a sushi.
Yeah, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did.
This place is pretty big.
I heard it's pretty popular, right?
Yeah, it's pretty popular.
Yeah.
Legends only five years.
Legends.
I can't see a legend.
I don't believe it, okay.
No check, you stop.
Can we talk?
Come on through.
Look!
How you doing man? Nice to meet you brother.
How are you okay?
He's allegedly going to show you just how.
Do you know how to play the game?
Show us everything, show us everything.
I have no idea how to play any of this stuff.
It's a nice little spot, eh?
drink. Can we get you some food?
I don't know. I'm not a water.
Yeah, we've got water but any other soft drinks or you know what I'm saying, we've got some food.
Okay. Maybe for now, water and we'll like as we go, maybe we'll get something. Is that cool?
Thank you so much. I appreciate it. We just got to sit down for like two minutes and like...
Yeah, we'll get you.
We got chased.
I know we've watched in your journey, but you just said make sure you've got your OK.
The taxi's been with the family.
I'll go back to the room, it's like really bad for me.
It worked out, it worked out.
So thank you all so much, I appreciate it.
Thank you.
Thank you, I think you see it.
Unfortunately, those restaurants are at the border.
Okay, so we've got a squad.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But we're about so wonderful.
Sounds good.
Thank you so much.
Cheers, cheers.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You can't play the games at the same time.
That way you might.
You really need to play the games in the same time.
Okay, amazing.
Awesome, thank you so much.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Okay, let's use, everybody just take a minute.
Everybody just take a minute.
Everybody just relax.
Lips are dry
We made it here should be fine
Listen, bro, if you're in the u-carrying out if you're in London, bro, just simply don't switch like the simple just ask play
They I don't know what you've seen. I like you're gonna fuck you listen to us
They're not gonna listen. I feel like I held them under control. No
There was one point there where I was with the crowd next to you
Like they were all on you and then I walked away and I'm three kids start chasing me
And then like 15 20 of them start chasing me. Yeah, and that's when they kind of put me in a headlock
I saw a lady
He's stiff again. There was one kid that looked like a fat version of Dean. You know Dean is oh, yeah, okay
Yeah, he was just so yeah, I mean bro. We have this whole place to ourselves and then we're going to sign
Yeah, try this file because we got this place. So this is like a okay
So where we at right now? It's like I've never been here before but it's it's like a
a soccer break. Football type of like I think it's like challenges from this wall
right here so we're gonna do all we can get some food, get some drinks and then we go to Simon's
paddle turn right after. Can you see the chat is really good? Yeah. Yeah we're gonna go to uh so
we're gonna stay here for about like 45 minutes. Maybe even less honestly I didn't realize it was
four fucking thirty. Yeah so it's already like we can go like pretty much any like. We'll probably stay here for like 30-40 minutes.
Do a little bit of footy for the ball
Not a bad show, not a bad show
Chad get us some W's man, get us some fucking W's for the time man, we survived
W's survived, come on man
Get energy up Chad, get energy up here man
It's been a good first day
It's been a good first day so far
A little bit of children running around
Not a bad show though
What?
Sounded weird
Okay
Lisa happy, you glad you glad?
I feel happy
Bro I'm not kidding
So like he told me before streaming there's gonna be kids
Yeah I actually did, I swear on it
When we went to the J.D. then
Yeah that's when he was alright right?
Bro they were on top of us
And I'm saying yeah, I don't really have to be international fans. You have like all the international fans
I just run on you. Yeah, I mean my mom. I feel like my audience is I think it's like 60 40
I got more here than in America. Yeah, my audience is like 90 10. No, no, 95 five
I think that's me 95% men 5% girls. Yeah
That's a real statistic. I'm pretty sure most of my views are all men. Wait. What's yours?
Like 60 40 for girls. Yeah, you're lying. I'm lying. It's not it's um, 70 30
What's
Maybe there's getting rowdy cuz there's in two lip plant soccer in here my guess that's what it is
What if they just start running in in waves I actually know it's like 70 being man enough fucking
Alright, shall we?
I think we, I don't know, I gotta go to the bathroom.
Go ahead, bro, hold it down.
I'm gonna go to the bathroom real quick.
Do you gotta go to the bathroom now?
I just gotta take a little tinker.
Little tinker, take a little tinker.
How you doing, chef?
Hello, M3, hello, stable.
Good fucking vibes, good energy.
How's everyone enjoying the streams?
Have y'all been enjoying the streams?
Put a smiley face.
If you're not enjoying the streams,
put a sad face, suppose that.
Whereas we're pretty fun,
it's a shame that those kids, obviously,
it's like, there's not much we can do,
but like, you know what I'm saying?
Tomorrow's a really cool thing
Rockin trying to fit the camera
For him. Oh my god. Wow
Wow smart waters
This is like retreating like royalty
We're gonna do this and we're gonna go to Simon's thing
We're probably gonna meet up with get your no ways ready
We're gonna meet up with Simon Toby KSI angry ginger and a couple other people Simon's hosting like his own tournament
and then we're gonna just chill there and we'll see what we're gonna do after that.
We were debating on going to Brixton tonight, but honestly I don't think it's a
good idea anymore because there's too many children that chased us and God forbid
we go to Brixton someone might just like come out with a real shank so I have to dub that.
I'm not gonna be able to read chat in here.
Yeah, it's a little F.
What should be good?
Shall we?
Shall we look at these waters?
How about shoutinabs.com?
Ooh, four glasses with four chats?
Look at this lads!
Shout out the fuckin' little smarty on the road, on the rocks.
Hey rock, are you feeling better?
I've never felt better.
Well, you look kinda sadge.
No you don't.
You look handsome.
I'm pouring you up a little bit.
Thanks, man.
Yeah, go ahead, bro.
Enjoy yourself.
You're not getting water on the job.
I don't care.
Go ahead.
Try it out.
You're rocking.
You pour me a water?
Yeah, yeah, sure.
Thanks, you bro.
You want the glass bottle or the plastic bottle?
He'll do the plastic.
I'll do the glass.
I'll do the plastic.
I'll do the plastic.
I'll do the plastic.
Thank you, rocket.
I'll do the plastic.
Thanks, rocket, for being nice.
Oh, it's sparkling.
Is that okay?
No, I'll do the plastic.
Holy fuck, bro. Wait, there's a they have the thing here. Oh my days
So I do a little drink in me
They have a ball and your that's what that LeBron has or whatever of your messy
Wish he might and would be mad if I got a little drink in my system in terms of what if we don't tell them just don't
Be so obvious like you ordered it's like not alcoholic
Well, you tell him it's normal drink. Yeah, you just sit there slamming it. Yeah, that's actually kind of funny
It's gonna be obvious though
The kids rung up one drink, you know up on sick
Yeah, I worry what orange juice
Now watching the stream and three
Yeah, bro. I want some orange juice. We should be good. Let's get some orange juice in our
systems. Hey, bro. You got a crazy orange juice here. And like lime juice. All that
out there? Okay, come on. Thank you so much. Appreciate it. Appreciate you dropping me.
They are working. But they do work? So one is working here. I'm gonna let it tinkle.
You want one of them? Just sexy body. Ow, I was not ready for that. Can you ask them
You don't need this man here.
Can you get me a bottle?
Do you order something behind us?
What is your list?
No, I swear to God, he doesn't.
What do you feel?
I was going to say, ask for a bottle of Dior.
Yeah.
For me.
The whole lot of Dior?
Yes.
It's a drink.
Yeah, okay.
But it's called a bottle of Dior.
Do you ask for it for me?
Yes.
I'm going to go ahead and I'll show you.
Okay.
No, I mean, you don't need to.
I mean, he told you the name.
You probably don't have to look at it.
Like, he already told you.
I'm going to show you the same thing.
So I should just ask him, the wrong side of what we're doing after this or not?
You gotta give y'all the rundown or no?
Okay so this is, this is what it is?
Yo, Chad, I mean for all my UK people, right, y'all definitely been in here before.
So I'm guessing, and Paul comes right after, right, and you just fucking curl that
bitch?
Y'all got one cat right now.
Look at that cat.
That's what it is?
I'll punch you when I can jump over to the side for some safety.
I think I'll jump over to the side for some safety.
Guys?
Mates?
You got that?
Simple.
This table right here.
You got that?
Yeah.
You got that?
Yeah.
You got that?
Yeah.
You got that?
Yeah.
You got that?
Yeah.
Yeah.
What the?
Jump over this table right here?
Oh, can I have a look at the red one?
Oh, the red one?
I'm fucking clearing that shit.
Okay!
I got a new truck.
I'm fucking clearing that shit, dude.
No, the fuck you're not.
I'm fucking clearing it.
I'm fucking clearing it.
Why are you fucking clearing it?
Huh?
Why are you doing this here?
No disabled, uh...
You can't clear it with the shit.
After, I'm not a chef.
We'll have a...
I'm gonna be serious fucking safe.
Hell no, you're not.
I'm turning this fucking safe.
Hell no, you're not.
I'm gonna have to change that fucking table.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I'm gonna fucking fall forward and chip your tooth.
I'm gonna clean that fucking table.
Oh, fuck this, I'm gonna fucking miss.
I'm gonna clean that fucking table.
Are you clearing the table too?
I think I can do that, Seth.
Go on, go on.
Do you have to go over there?
I'm like a lion, I'll go down to the ground.
I'll see if you can go over there.
Like that was looking good, actually.
I think I'm gonna go for it.
Okay, hold on, I think I'm gonna go for it.
Jump jump one two three
oh you don't need to jump
hey, hey
get down get down
no I can do it I can do that
ooh that's not the window
ooh
I actually got the window
I got the window
damn why are you so messy
are you ready? already bro
alright let's get the kid in there
Oh, that's what it is?
Yeah.
I just want something.
Did he explain it to you already?
Kid?
Fuck no.
I'm out of breath.
Oh my god.
Okay, play through four games.
Oh!
It's a tournament.
That's perfect.
30-40 minutes.
Oh!
It's 30-40 minutes.
It's easy.
Let's do it.
Wait, so what else there?
Oh, a single game.
Play one of the game.
Now, let's do a tournament.
Toka challenge.
What's that?
This week?
The week?
Okay, we're doing a tournament.
We're doing a tournament.
Bro, fuck.
please okay so we want to do the tournament I think right yeah okay so
If you enjoy it, I'll help you guys set up on the table on that and then we'll explain a little bit about you.
Alright, sounds good.
I've put the photos in and everything.
So what am I wearing?
Do you want to take your photo?
Oh yeah, let's take a photo.
You want to come over here?
Right in the first place.
Okay, I'll take the next one.
That's the right one.
And then you put your name.
You put your email address.
Stable.
Stable.
Uh-huh.
I accept.
Disable.
And then basically, this...
What am I good at really?
Lesson beginner and you can always change it then
Okay, okay, okay
Oh
Except continue
I mean, I'm gonna begin it, okay nice, you just put me out of this, alright?
Okay, cool, do you want me to press kickoff, Jovay?
Lovely, so the first game.
Oh shoot, straight to it.
So this can be up in warm-up, right?
Absolutely, warm-up.
So this is Striker, do you want to explain it?
Yeah, so basically the boots can like, fly out that machine,
and then it can kick it like the different...
So strikers basically there's lots of triangles on the screen and you just need to hit the triangles and hit the points
The best you can get is top pins. You want to try and hit top pins every time
So when the ball comes out you've got about 8 seconds to stop, take a touch and hit it
You don't have to take a touch but I recommend you on the other hand
I got hit in my leg, 3 seconds
Oh
So they're coming out
I
We go
Oh, good hit!
Nice, nice, good hit!
Touch, touch, touch, touch!
Okay!
Wait, I've got a bang, you should get it on, okay?
Okay!
Double kill, yes!
Come on, show him how you should be in the side of the chair, man!
Show him!
You should get 200!
Yeah, show him, show him, show him!
Okay, okay.
Oh, shoot from up.
Okay, you got two balls left, okay.
Okay, okay.
Last one, hit it!
Bang it, bang it!
Fuck!
7th.
7th.
7th.
7th.
9th.
7th.
Oh my god.
3rd.
Look at that machine.
Oh my god, it's baldy.
Oh my god, what are you doing?
Yeah, camera man.
Come on Mark.
3rd.
What?
What the?
What?
He hit the 200!
What?
Ah!
Oh!
Oh, talk!
Take it, talk!
Yes!
What?
He mastered me.
Wait, you look he had it at first.
I had that!
I was banged up the light, old geezer.
Okay, my turn. I'm in.
I mean oh that was quick.
You wanna stay here a minute?
So then just make sure you peel the ball aside
or you'll run out.
So there's two right here as well.
You're taking it such a...
I can't really take a touch.
I had to do it quick though but...
I forgot to get the ace off her.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna play football.
My thing, it's my thing.
Right, so this is Atom Slitter.
There's gonna be two big atoms on the screen.
You need to break the atom
and then break into smaller atoms.
The smaller the atom,
the higher the point it's being.
Okay, okay so I...
Okay
So we just we just tied up seven hundred seven hundred
Easy boy, come on!
Now get a 50!
Okay, now the 20 bar, and I'm going to stop.
Get a 50!
Nice 50, nice 50!
Get a 50!
Get a 100!
Get a 100!
Stop!
Oh my God!
Hey you, then!
Hey you, oh my God, oh my God!
I'm begging this I'm begging this going going then no one I'd love to see you get
four thousand I guess you're gonna keep 4,000 I guess
That's cool, do it again.
What?
I mean, bro, you're on it at 400.
Yeah!
Yeah!
I'm gonna do my ass!
It's not easy, buddy.
Wait.
He sucks.
Wait, what? How?
The lady left you and you're so...
I was hitting the hundreds!
Wait, legend, can you explain that a little bit better?
Wait, was I not supposed to hit the hundreds?
You were, but you didn't hit the hundreds.
Wait, what?
Right now I'm in the lead.
I just don't remember.
Well, I don't know what's hidden in that, dude.
Well, apparently it's a legend he just said you weren't.
So was I not?
Wait, so we're a little confused because...
Am I treating it?
What are your chats saying?
You're on my next day.
No, I asked you, though.
But he lost.
He didn't get anywhere close.
I thought I was hidden.
Come on, Jay, he's on.
He wasn't even close.
So let me try this now.
What's this one, brother?
You were, you missed.
No, I didn't.
This one's brain-intense.
Oh, OK.
So basically...
Oh, my life I didn't miss.
Nah, I'm not allowed to chat as bug with that.
I'm not allowed.
The zombies are going to come up all on the screen.
I'm sorry, man.
He gets stressed.
Sawloosa?
Yeah.
That's how it is.
So you determine how long you stay in this game, basically.
So you've got to kill the zombies.
So the balls are just going to keep coming out.
Every time you hit the screen, another ball's going to come out.
Oh, it's easy.
And you want to aim for the green zombies,
because that's going to explode if you don't try.
We're back.
We're back.
One more time.
I'm back.
Save all of the gold.
Come on, save all of the gold.
So wait, which one is the green one for now?
I think I'll still have the green one.
Yes! That's my man!
That's my man!
Good shot!
Good shot, dude!
Good shot!
Okay, so, I had a little confusion, so I'm gonna hit the green.
Yeah, so if I hit the green one on the screen, you need to hit it.
Alright, I'll get a second one.
I'm bleeding, I think.
It's wet.
It's all sweat.
But you dumb piece of it.
Go ahead.
Alright, we're gonna start.
Hit the green.
Alright.
I need the composure.
Composure.
Composure, sir.
Come on.
Compose it. Compose it, lads.
Here we go!
Take a touch.
Take a touch, then.
Pack it.
Come on, take a little touch.
Oh, my. Press it.
That's a green.
Pretend it's the kid's shoe typing.
Oh, my God. He's here.
Oh, you want it?
Press it green.
Oh, my.
That was a little test of check.
Oh my god.
No.
I said green.
Oh my god.
Why?
Oh my god.
I'm doing this again.
Hell.
Cheater.
No.
Oh my.
It's that way.
You're going to fuck up.
I had to do it again.
What are you doing?
How was he?
You can't do it again though.
You can't do it again.
You can't do it again.
You can't do it again.
You can't do it again though, you can't do it again.
Oh no.
No, no, no.
Haha!
Yo, alive?
No!
Oh!
So close!
Wait, what's the world record?
Oh, something like 100 on it.
Are you out of breath too?
What do you do?
What is that?
What is that animation?
Wait, you beat me?
Wait, did he beat me fully or is that the last game?
No, it was cool game.
Alright, so this will determine it all?
This pretty well.
Oh, and that's correct. 3-3-2. Yeah.
Fire my breath.
You just take the two balls out.
Yes, I will.
You play.
That should have been all the green.
That's kind of tough.
Okay, now this one.
Basically, both your faces are going to show up on the screen.
Oh, my gosh.
And you've got four lines.
Oh, shoot.
And you've got to hit each of these faces.
No, no, no. One at a time.
So you could take him and get him out first time,
if you're in with that bit.
Oh, yeah.
you've got a hit so he's gonna have four lives you need to hit him four times to
get him out you if you lose a life you can hit your own face to get a life back
so I'm gonna hit the game he's going until the game keeps going until okay
there's only one winner wait so it's gonna be two faces mine and yours we
got four lives you get four tries okay and then it resets okay I'm gonna send
that one life but I go again so I want to hit yours for four times
And then one more.
How much time do I have?
One minute.
Do you need any more on the left?
There is much on my left.
Wait a minute.
No, stop.
That's it.
Oh no.
That's it.
So now you're sure it's a model.
Oh, I see.
You can take your own friends to get your money back.
All of these!
Or you can get his to get him out.
I can't go, you're not going for him.
You're not going for him.
Hey, my cheek looks like she's bored with that.
Bro.
You're so hard.
What do you mean?
Oh yeah, let's try to get it.
Wait, what is he looking for? Who is it?
No, no, no, no, no. No one's really upset here.
What's all right?
Wait, do I have time on this too? Is it time or not really?
The ball!
Let me go!
I'm gonna take him out.
I better save yourself.
You better save your life, yeah.
I'm gonna take you out.
No, I got one left, I got one left.
Yeah, I'm not gonna take you out.
Are you fucking dumb?
No.
Green, green, green.
Bring the screen down and make it easy.
What?
You need to hit your own face because you're out of it.
Why? I can't get it?
You can't.
You got four balls to get me.
Go on then.
Oh, that's me.
That's bro.
He's serious.
He didn't fucking aim anything.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
That's my man.
Oh!
No!
That's my man, man.
Yo, dude.
You're so boring, bro.
Like, you're actually so...
You're really the old one.
That's so boring, bro.
You're actually boring as fuck.
That's so boring, bro.
Oh, bro.
Who you? Who you?
Look at you running away, bro.
Bro, that's actually so boring.
Bro, don't be mad at me. I'm better than you, bro.
Are you so boring?
Elrond in the f-
What is sex off?
What is this mode?
There's a sex off mode.
What is that?
How do I play the other game modes? You know, why am I bleeding?
I think that's all the game modes on one, I'm being honest.
No, no, no, there's this one. What is this?
Nah, you just play one of them.
Holy shit.
Why am I actually sweating crazy?
Is that what that is?
I'm sweating crazy right now.
You want to give it a go, Rocket?
Get your foot in there.
Wait, why?
Shit.
Wait, be honest. Am I not supposed to kick it with the tip of my foot?
No, you always do that. It's no skill to look at it.
How?
I'm gonna play by myself.
What's the toka challenge, right?
Yeah, what's the toka challenge?
The challenge is like levels and every level gets harder.
So basically you have to hit it in the pink zone.
Can we do that?
Yeah, sure.
Can we cancel this one?
What are you, so can we do it together?
Yeah, can we do it together?
Yeah.
Okay.
Maybe do that one more each like the other time.
Wait, so you walked in this room, it says legends only.
Are you a legend?
Yeah.
Are you a Legend of the Game?
I mean, yeah, yeah.
Do you believe we're like an Academy or something?
Um, nah.
Okay.
Would you say you're pretty good at footy?
I'm good at this.
Yeah?
Do you want to go individually?
You want to go one by one?
We can do one by one together.
We can go for the highest.
I'm down to go together.
Highest score, together.
Friggy.
I'll put you individually for now and then I'll do it off.
The legend has spoken.
Legend, can we get 100 gifted?
Yeah, why am I just pretty crazy?
Well, it's because we're working so hard right now.
Well, that's the thing is like,
we don't understand what we're doing,
this is hard, this is not easy.
Right, this is called it, bro.
This called now, would I recommend taking your day here?
Probably not, you wouldn't know why,
because then you sweat, and you feel nasty.
Now you gotta fly, you know what I mean?
In high school I used to be my first period of the day.
It would always be gym,
so the rest of the day I'd be sweating.
Oh my God, bro, have you ever went to the gym?
Straight to classroom, you sit down in classroom,
still drench your sweat?
Yes, bro.
Because it was the end of the day?
Bro, you know what's crazy?
all the girls just say I smell.
I mean, what are you doing?
We all know why, let's be honest.
Well, we all know why.
They why?
What?
All right.
What's wrong with you, man?
What was that, Elise?
Huh?
What was that?
How does this work?
Oh, James, let's do it.
Let's do it, boys.
Let's try this.
So this is just, oh, 15.
Oh, I can hit it in the face.
Oh, okay.
Let's just do it.
There we go.
I mean, there you go, easy.
So you just gotta keep hitting that thing.
One more, let's let's see how.
Wait, so you can't go over the green one.
I don't hit it. Don't hit it. Don't hit it. Nice! Nice!
I'm on!
Come on, 13.
Come on, 13. Here we go.
Nice!
There you go. That's kind of easy.
Nice.
It's supposed to be.
Toby said, wow, you guys know what I mean.
Toby, you literally told us you couldn't do today, bro.
What are you talking about?
Toby, shut your fucking mouth.
Shut your mouth.
Unless you're gonna fucking you bite us in the charity match, bro.
Watch this, Toby. This is for you.
It's for you!
Show!
Show Ron!
Show Ron!
Oh my god, you missed it.
That's fucking me.
That's fucking me.
That's fucking me.
You just fucking missed it.
I'm not even kidding.
That's impossible.
Alright, that was a hard level.
That's all right.
That's impossible.
That's impossible.
That's impossible.
That's impossible.
Come on, son!
Come on!
That's fucking me, bro.
Come on!
Up to the reds!
Up to the reds!
Here we go!
One of my players is sweaty.
I don't like this anymore.
I'm about to hurt this.
I don't like this anymore.
I don't know what hurts.
Oh hello?
Let's go Mar-Lad.
I don't know.
You gotta beat four.
I'm gonna say it.
Wait, that's like...
Yeah.
You gotta complex.
All right, five.
There's no way you don't beat me, right?
Let's hit me.
Let's hit.
Let's hit.
Don't fuck up.
We're setting the whole segment of watching.
All right.
Let's hit.
Let's hit.
Let's hit.
Let's hit.
Let's hit.
Let's hit.
Let's hit.
Let's hit.
Let's hit.
Let's hit.
Sidemen are watching
So much easier for you
Yeah, my kid's gonna like this all the time.
Call it.
Okay, this is where I fucked up.
Get ready.
Alright, here we go.
Here we go, one.
Oh my...
You're a fucking Gerber.
Why not do that?
Why not do that?
Dude, you're on stage one.
It said...
Wait, there's stages.
No, why not do that?
Do it again.
Move.
Go again.
Move.
Do I help you, dude?
Shoot, shoot.
Oh, shoot.
Oh, shoot.
Oh.
Shoot.
Do you do it? Oh, should we do it? Oh, we do it like one each
Oh wait, let's do it. Let's do a total. We do a total. Can we do it just like one person?
Now we want to do this just us we want to see if we need the highest
Yeah, the one that you just did yes, yes, sorry. Yeah, he's stuck on stage one
There you go.
What do you say to you?
He said I love you. He's like me.
Wait, let me check him out.
Toby, are you in here?
Oh, Ron, Jason got to level nine.
You get none of that.
You get none of that.
Come on. Right now. Right now.
We're ready.
Ready?
Yeah, ready.
I gotta get to level nine?
Level eight.
Now, no cheating. No cheating.
Come on.
Yo, Ron, so much of your insiders right now, that ass, right now.
Right now, now we just have more of this chatter for us, can you?
Hit the red button.
Come on.
All right, here we go, Ron.
Here we go.
Easy, easy, easy.
Easy, easy.
Now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, easy.
All right, easy, money.
All right, easy.
Simple, simple, simple, easy money.
Should I touch you just, hey, I'll do a little touch.
Do a little touch, do a little touch.
Little touch.
Little touch.
Easy, easy, simple, easy.
Easy, you gotta do it simple.
Come on.
This one I'll get another pair.
Exactly, exactly.
Come on.
Easy, look, look, look, look, look, Eric.
Oh my God.
Oh my God, you're fucking me.
Oh my God.
Harry said it?
I glitched.
I glitched.
He was watching.
Watch out, watch out.
Oh no, no, no.
I like it.
I like it.
No.
How hard is it to get after level nine?
It's like, small.
That's fine, I'm on that.
Yeah?
It's fun, huh?
All right.
Oh my God.
I'm unlucky, Ronald.
I'm lucky.
I'm staying at level nine.
We're getting to level nine.
I'm staying at home, bro.
We're not leaving till we get another 50.
Easy.
Come on.
Here we go.
Take it, Sotsch!
Take it, take it, Sotsch!
Wait, you're like cheating.
How?
Cause you, how am I cheating?
You can't do it again.
Flames.
Oh hell no.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done now.
That's our lay-in shot.
You didn't even get air.
Nice job, double.
You're on stage two, Brad.
Stage two.
Love it.
Oh yeah, it's over.
I get right next to you.
You think that's a level nine?
Stop playing, bro.
Wait.
You lost.
Wait, what?
You lost!
Wait, what?
The lights are too bright.
The lights are too bright, they're not getting past Jason.
I already did.
Oh, this is bullshit.
Oh!
Oh my god.
What?
No, no, no, that's what Mickey.
Oh my god.
That's what Mickey.
No!
We gotta get him.
Woo!
That's bullshit.
I'm there!
I'm there!
I'm there!
I want this.
I want this.
I want this more than you.
Yo, that's good.
Was that good?
Was that a fine?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's level two good.
Level 13 is my top score.
Harry Kane has got to level 14.
Harry Kane.
Harry Kane?
Yeah, he's got to level 14.
And what did I get?
I got to level 12.
I did 15 levels, so.
I got to level, yeah, I got 11.
No.
Yeah, I got to level 12.
All right, one, come on.
Harry Kane?
Is there anyone who's completed it?
Yeah, we've had a couple of weeks.
Yeah?
Yeah, you're about to see it right now.
What I say, what I say to mission.
I got it wrong, you're wrong.
Listen, I'm not leaving to get a police call.
No, no, I'm not.
It's not leaving to today.
I'm not leaving.
If you're not leaving to go tonight,
if you're leaving Jason,
if you're leaving Jason and Jason,
say it in a match, let me tell you.
Wow, there we go, I need you.
We need dog right now, we need dog right now.
Come on, man, let me see the shots in the show.
Come on, come on, easy, easy.
Oh my God, oh my God.
Easy, it's eight for the right,
eight for the all the way to the right,
all the way to the right, all the way.
switch your foot, switch your foot, switch your foot, good
oh my god, oh my god
oh my god
reset
go on again, go on again, go on again
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
reset, am I good? am I fine?
you're fine, you're fine, you're fine
you shit, you fucking shit
goal is behind you
yo, you gotta be, shut up
no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh my God.
Nice, nice one.
Nice one.
Yeah.
It's really high.
How you doing?
How are you doing?
Good, bro.
You feeling it?
Yeah.
Come on, bro.
You good or what?
No.
Good.
Nice.
We've got a new game.
We've got a new game.
We've got to test it out.
Oh, that's great.
I've got to call it.
That's a great game.
That's great, bro.
Good to meet you.
Good to meet you.
Good to meet you, bro.
Yeah, sir, bro.
I've got good to meet you.
Yeah, bro.
Marlon, I ended on purpose for your e-shirt.
All right, good luck.
Well, I ended it because I wanted to put it to this.
Um...
Perfect.
No, I didn't.
Thank you, brother.
Thank you.
I can't hear you.
All right, come on.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm just going to step in.
That's going to step in, okay?
So, listen.
I'm going to tell you this one time.
You see these bright lights?
You see these bright lights, right?
Shine on the eye.
Everything.
You see it, right?
Yes, I see it.
Come in.
Senator, Santa Simulvar.
You see, it's my life shining up.
That's right.
Imagine, 90,000 people.
Ah, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong.
Do you want to do that?
Or do you want to stay at home by watching
Jason and me and Jason and Jason?
No, I don't.
I don't, bro.
OK, OK.
I don't want to do this.
So he got mine.
He's right.
He got mine.
He got none of this.
Get eight.
I don't want to do this.
Get eight.
Get eight.
I'm sweating.
Get eight.
I'm sweating. The entire, the entire excitement. You get too fast about something. So what do you think? You're not going to sweat in the game? What do you know? You don't want to sweat? You don't want to sweat? Turn around. It's starting.
Yo, I'm doing line. That's what I mean. Line.
There you go. Easy. There we go.
Good shot, man.
Good shot, man.
Yeah, I've seen it.
I've seen it.
Nice, easy.
Left or right?
Left or right?
Left or right?
Left or right?
This one?
This table shot.
Here we go. Show me the table.
Don't rush it take a touch
You understand take a touch
You see how you do that that the shot before that one and every time every single time like that
The devil's power, what do you mean? That's not go potential. That's like flimsy on in my life
That one you shopped up, right as the chat around school potential that go potential mean for Jack don't lie lace, right?
Yeah, you gotta actually like it. So I got a sling.
Put your body into a little bit.
Alright, I got this.
You look sad, bro.
I got this. I got this.
Watch. Watch.
Coach me. Coach me.
Alright, you take a touch. Take a time.
Good.
Tell me where you want to hit this on.
No, it's not by luck.
Top right. Top right.
Alright, take a touch. Hit it top right.
Inside of your foot. Inside of your foot.
Good. Good. See?
Alright, alright, alright.
It's all top grade.
OK, top grade.
Left, left, left.
Come on.
Left.
Alright, give me a left.
Give me a left.
Oh my God.
Give me a...
Give me a...
Get up.
Give me a...
We're not leaving this here yet, like, on the level, then, right?
I'm not going to do it.
I'm not going to do it.
Yeah, could we do it again?
Yeah.
Sorry about that, my friend is not to see.
Please, I wanna go home.
I'm sweating.
Do you wanna play a few times in a row?
Yeah.
Again, I think you guys are gonna take them like this.
How do you miss that?
Bro, guys, none of you guys are as good as me in Marla.
It's like, I get it, I just don't wanna hear it.
Is your backpack fucked?
No, it's not like it's a little bit fucked.
Bro, no one is as good as us.
I don't start it, I know it, I know it, I know it.
Who's supposed to shut up at the time?
Yeah, and also, whose fault is that?
Whose fault is that?
You're, no, obviously, do you need help?
Do you not want to pay a fucking decent?
Do you not?
Wait, you're blaming this on me?
Oh, that's Jack.
That's Jack.
Man, that's Jack.
Who's fault is that?
That's me, that's me.
Me?
What?
What?
Out of the issue?
Bro, there's no way you're blaming us on me.
You can't get past the line again. You gotta love me.
Is he even the sweetest color you know?
It's about 30 minutes away so check it out.
DCM.
Let me in. Let me in.
I'm not done. Let me in.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
All my life I didn't even do that. All my life I didn't even do that.
Why can't I get past the one...
Bro, I can't get past the one level?
Alright, no trouble.
Alright, easy. Touch. Hit it.
Tell me where you want it. Tell me where you want it.
Alright, just... Hey, when you get to ball, where you want it?
Right. I want to right, and then I can hit the ball in the middle.
Easy. Look up. Take a touch.
Two.
Okay. See why?
Holy shit. Okay.
What do you want?
Here we go.
Left or right?
I want left.
I want left now.
See, oh, she's right.
I want left.
Go.
Left.
What do you want?
Don't hit.
Don't hit the wall.
Don't hit the wall.
Low left.
Low left.
Don't look at me like that.
Please, no.
Don't hit.
Good.
There.
Low left.
Here we go.
Run.
Stop talking.
Let me go.
Let me go.
It's where you feel.
I want left.
Easy passing to the note.
You didn't say where you said the right time. Yeah, obviously I'm gonna kick it. Yeah, okay. Yeah, let's go again
Go again. There we go. Press the button. I want to do. Yeah, come on
Yeah
I'm losing weight though. Yeah, this is not this is the work of it today. Oh
Nando's Nando's actually the best out
Three times left, three times left.
Four hours?
I'm gonna go one more then you go one more time.
But this is not, actually you go first.
I go first?
You go first.
Take us home, bro.
If you get us to 15, I'll give you a head.
What?
There you go.
What?
That was okay, that was okay.
What the fuck was that?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Ha ha ha ha!
Yo!
You are ass.
I'm taking this as your favorite game.
Sorry, chat.
I just crashed everything.
Sorry, chat. My back.
Listen, no trouble. Specify exactly what you want it.
Listen, I'm going to look at you every time.
I'll go.
I want it. And I want it badly.
Ready?
right middle
good
here we go
left
middle
left middle
good
good
I want right, down low
easy down the right
easy, not too much power
easy down the right
easy
here we go
Low left, low left.
Exactly right?
Low left.
Low left.
Okay that was a low for a second.
Yeah low high.
Here we go.
Now we're good.
Okay.
Where you at?
I want exactly this.
Right?
Low right.
Low right.
Low right.
What the?
Easy.
Easy.
What?
I'm good.
I'm good.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Oh my god.
Okay.
I want to sit down middle.
Straight down middle.
Straight down middle.
I don't know.
So Chad, you're telling me Jason hit that one?
I don't believe that.
I don't know if I believe that.
I don't know if I believe that.
I don't know if I believe that.
I don't know if I believe that.
I don't know if I believe that at all.
Also, you could be closer.
Like, you could go all the way to the line.
Last one?
Yeah, last one.
Last one.
Can I do one more?
Listen, if you want to practice,
we're opening in Dallas.
Oh, yeah?
We're sick of March.
Oh.
First U.S. venue.
Sick.
So when you need some training, you're going to take a quick flight to Dallas.
Okay, and we'll get some training then.
We'll be there.
Alright.
First of all, in Dallas, bro.
In Dallas.
How many do you have here, too?
We've got two in London, one in Birmingham.
And then, yeah, Dallas office, the American one.
Which is good, because the World Cup.
Dallas is one of the most games.
Oh, that's where it is?
Yeah.
So wait, when are you opening again, sir?
March then.
March.
No, we're here. We're there.
We're here not.
I'm training him.
We might have to train him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't need it. I don't need it.
No, you scored less than me.
No, okay.
This is you. You're training him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You ready?
I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm gonna be honest with you.
I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm gonna be honest with you.
You want me to do another one?
How do you just leave the chat wants to see this?
They want to see me do one...
I don't care!
Oh, you see a water gun?
Do you see a water?
How do you do that?
Get out of the house.
How do you do that?
Get out of here!
Don't do that.
My water.
My water.
I got one more.
Is that it?
I'm about to pop this up in the mouth.
Oh, fuck.
Ready?
Oh, fuck.
I got one more.
Is that it?
I'm about to pop this up in the mouth.
Oh, fuck.
Ready?
Oh, fuck.
I got one more.
Is that it?
Alright, come on.
What?
Okay, honestly, you might not benefit from your redactables.
You're going to get redactables, bro.
Oh my God.
Alright.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's get out of here.
Let's get out of here.
Let's get out of here, bro.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Shout out to them.
Thank you guys so much.
You guys are awesome.
You guys are awesome.
Thank you guys so much.
You guys are awesome.
Alright.
thank you guys so much yes who's calling my phone foreign people outside yeah
I can't I got it thank you are there people outside is this one supposed to
order like where do I I'm getting a little sweaty boys I can't play
Paddle though. I love paddle bro. I might get a little work out in low key. What is paddle? Y'all know play paddle?
There's got to be another name. It's no that's what it is. Table tennis bro. No, no, it's paddle it's paddle
So it's four glasses. It's like glass glass glass that's like square right and you can basically hit it off the wall
It's like tennis but I can hit off the wall. Oh it's rocket ball
Type yeah, yeah
All right, I got the spot
Rocket paddle. Ready guys?
Are you okay, boy?
I'm chillin', are you okay?
Nice.
Yeah?
Oh, your mic broke.
Yeah, my mic broke.
Chad, that's why the mic was so bad the other day.
Did you break it?
Huh?
My kid broke it.
I think so, yeah.
The old children in the chat.
My kid broke it.
All right, it arrived in two minutes.
Are you ready, boys?
Boys?
Yeah, let's go.
Boys chat, boys?
All right, can we get a little W singing in the chat?
Not a backshot at all.
Not a backshot at all.
Not a backshot.
Which one is which?
This is...
This is...
Oh yeah, she'll be here.
Yeah.
Marlon?
I'm gonna over-stimulate, I'm ready?
Alright, Legends only, stand in the doorway.
Oh yeah, she's in like 100 to like 115.
I actually don't know. Yes
What am I supposed to do? Wait, Marley, Marley, sorry, hey
You ready?
Are you doing the car?
Wait, we're getting picked up in an E-Class. What is that?
That's what we just had, no?
Cheers bruvs.
Thank you guys.
Thank you so much.
This was magical.
Thank you, take care.
Yeah, see you Dallas.
See you.
Legend, legend, legend.
Staying on that end, just?
One sure, yeah.
Come on, let's get drunk bruv.
Yeah? Yeah, I would love to. Yeah, yeah, I would love to.
Yeah, for some reason.
You talking about my toys though? Yeah.
Oh yeah?
Let me see, I need to get him back.
Over here David.
What's up bro?
Come on then.
I'm the one who got the most points.
I got the kill.
Yeah, turn.
Oh.
One, two, three, four, five.
No.
One.
One.
One.
Do you get the hook?
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh, shit.
I'm all right.
I'm all right.
One.
One.
One.
One more.
One more.
I'll get two.
I'm normal.
I'm normal.
One.
Come on.
Come on.
Uh, now?
Can I get help?
Yeah.
Come here.
No, no, no, no.
Run, run, run, run, run.
Can I get a kick?
Yes.
Can I get a kick, bro?
Yes.
Yes, bro.
Yes.
It's here, it's here, hold on.
Who's Aaron?
One day, one day.
We're in here, hold on.
One day, one picture.
Hold on!
Yeah.
Love, love, love, love, love.
I think we should speak.
I see you boys.
I've seen you boys.
I've seen you boys.
I've seen you boys.
I've seen you boys.
I've seen you boys!
I've seen you guys.
Maud!
Maud!
Thank you.
Yes, Maud.
Oh my God. Yeah.
Hey. I'm gonna switch. Slate switch.
W segment, boys?
What's a W segment?
Not bad. I find that kind of fun.
I like, I enjoy that.
I enjoy that a lot.
I'll be in the Dallas one.
Yeah, we'll be in the Dallas one.
It's like so tiny.
Yeah, I'm sorry, boys.
I know my 225 strain muscle, but you know...
What's mine?
same we same bus man yeah how you all been enjoying London not bad shots hey
he's calling about shot oh still they see okay I'm really musty for everybody
in the car so I bought it as an advance look at another late for you know
Little Jordan wouldn't be by shot at all.
That's not horrible, bud.
Can I see her, huh?
Well, I can just turn on the phone.
Can I put the light on your phone?
Yeah.
I could, yeah.
Let me see it.
Oh, hey.
Let me see it.
Wait, I'm so confused, Chad.
It's good.
Give your seatbelts.
I'm so confused.
The kid's just Uber to, like, the spots.
Let me see his seatbelts.
Um, yeah.
No, I don't think you like it.
That kid just said he took a two-hour train.
I don't know if I believe that.
Is that cappuccino?
I'm not gonna lie to you.
You know what I had a lot today
Well, I don't know if you noticed I had a lot of
Parents those like it's my son's mother's birthday when I don't think it was I think I like seven or the same birthdays
Well, there's no way everyone has a birthday like what? There's no way
We actually so few I can't actually wait to like take you around
Whoa
I think it's a one-way
not hot bus man I make a hope that that's not uh cheers I miss Ali Ali would
be like Gekwa you know you think I'm actually not gonna get invited now
brother you didn't even hit nine like I know I was that bad be honest you
might like you bro you might have to um no we get you have to beg today now
You have to actually beg like what's the what's the plan here? What's the plan? Okay, so we go there. Okay, we talk to him
Okay, you introduce me tell me I yell Ron's been getting sick recently. Yeah, he really wants to go to the game
Okay, I would just forget that I like I need to fucking ask to or
Fry I guess you're not getting invited. I guess
fries I
I don't know. Oh wait, KSI's gonna be there.
Yeah, I know, everybody's gonna be there. That's gonna be my first time meeting him.
You've never met Jig ever? No, actually not one time.
No, yeah. No, I haven't. He wasn't there for the side of me that was in.
Oh for real? Should I tell him that creature was shit?
Yeah, you just, you know what? Yeah, just do what you feel like is best, okay?
Really? Yeah, do that. Should I ask him where the door giveaway is?
Yeah. Not a bad shout?
I want to ask for money low key. I'm just we give the subs fuck it. Yeah, we haven't gotten much gifted today. No, not really
Guys, I don't know if me asking about the charity match. Oh, he might look at me like I'm fucking pee on like do
But do you think the taxi is asking or should you just let it be?
No, I think I should play national. Yeah, I should be like I should like read like a fake chat when I walk by
Damn, I don't even want to go to the charity match. I like that like that
Like a pity one like well, you know, you know what the worst part is right here that they actually have a tournament
And we're just bunch of peons. It's like
I'm so fucking cute. I can't wait to play with you
What?
What?
Holy shit, you're so sexy. Dude stop
Want some more water?
Damn Chad, the only thing we've eaten in the UK is
Literally Nando's and a big potato
Well, I'm not complaining really I like Nando's Nando's was fucking I rate Nando's I rate Nando's still
Hey, listen, I'm gonna ask the chat actually this time generally like generally though
Offstream, but if you were lived in the UK, I'm not talking about Nando's. I'm not talking about Pepe's
I'm not talking about my Marley's. I'm not talking about that
I'm talking about what's a actual good low-key spot that
That everybody fucks with that you that you know will slap every time we go there. What is it?
Let me know. Leave it a big file to it. Zero appreciate it
Appreciate the chat messages
What is it?
they're saying
Leg grill oh
I've heard about that. I heard about that actually I have
Mackies, what is I heard about that grill? What is Mackie's?
McDonald's
So everybody's playing Lebanese grill. Really? Yeah
Wait, did I not have that the last time?
Who was the post-doc, right?
Yeah.
Greggs?
No.
Why are y'all saying no?
Gregg's just like a, how do you explain that?
It's like a microwave in the other spot.
Yeah, it's like coffee shop in us.
People love it though, for some reason.
I really don't know why.
I'm not trying to handle Greggs, but...
Damn, bro, I gotta go in there so not so long.
Yeah.
Like I can't even go in there on some fan shit.
Why would you go in there on some fan shit?
You're right, I gotta look cool.
I gotta look cool.
I gotta look cool?
No.
Oh no.
You gotta just be yourself.
Well, that's deep.
Well, being myself.
Am I right, Lace?
Well, I'll get kicked out if I'm myself.
Well, I can't wait to see Jin's fucking ugly fucking face.
Jin's just so, like, chopped, man.
Oh my god.
I think he was on his epic.
Last time I saw him, he was so fucking large.
Now he's so skinny, bro.
something's not right well yeah cuz he wasn't a fucking he was in an actual
fucking forest generally like generally in a fucking jungle for a week
generally bro which has a we gonna be there I don't think so I don't know
Marlon why do we flirt with everyone you know you got a platonic relationship right
you don't have to date every girl you don't like Marlon why do you always like flirt
oh my god like gently bro did you just close the twitch I been reopened
this was lying in your dumb fuck whoa fucking dumb that fucking dumb little
turd I feel like you have like hate feelings towards me secretly we get a
Where's the Elmore than in the chat?
This is being a fag, though, and this is you behind the keyboard.
This is being a fag, that's what I said, bro.
What the fuck are you saying?
Fucking dumb part of him like a fucking fat little turd behind that fucking screen.
Yep, now you're insulting them because you know you're wrong, bro.
Why are you so rude, bro?
Yo, alright, if you're in the chat right now, we're at the Nobu Hotel.
I think you said it like that.
Yo, Noble Hotel low-key sponsored me.
By low-key.
And I'll come and stay for three next time.
Also please don't shut up to the 614 though and the 318.
Preach away shit.
Wait guys, so is it a bad idea if we go to Brixton tonight with no security?
Listen, bricks don't bully, slobber the oppie.
Mind's what I do with the woody.
Yeah?
I don't know what you're saying.
Oh, God.
All cops, be quiet.
We'll be honest, bro. We're getting some fucking zombie knives tonight, no?
Let's get fucking bullock.
Bro, you don't even know.
Nonsense, bro. Nonsense. Me.
What's nonsense? It's nonsense, you stupid.
You bellent.
You fucking dumb.
I'm happy to hang out with you and another one is happy to hang out with you too.
Are you even happy about today?
I'm so happy.
Why do you keep asking that question?
It's like you're projecting on me.
You look so sad.
I'm leaving so happy.
Can we go tomorrow and try to say it's okay?
I feel like his cortisol levels are getting raised.
It's okay.
I don't know.
Yeah, right?
Yeah, I'm definitely touching that same level.
Definitely catching that same energy.
That guy's made of chillin' since where it's at.
You can just tell when someone's corpse is all spiking,
like, all I think about is girls, da, da, da, da,
girls, girls, girls, girls.
Dude, you live in a different country with the guys.
I'm about to go play some footy.
I'll be your-
You're not about to go play some footy?
Don't fuck his paddle.
Yeah, you're fucking me.
There's gonna be no girls there,
so I don't know why you're going.
That's what I'm talking about.
Oh!
Okay, now that it's night time,
all the kids are asleep.
They're not how to tell you.
This is a private event, so no one knows the idea.
They let you know, we're not playing in that event.
Like, we're literally watching the games
and just chilling with the guys.
Everyone go tomorrow's chat and say you're late.
I'm gonna be late.
Yo, why are you late to the top of the fact?
Oh my God, double Ls?
Late Lays?
I don't like you.
That's not going wrong.
I don't like you at all.
Who do you like?
I don't like you.
I love you.
Oh my God, I almost kissed you.
I can't even.
What's been the first time?
Whoa.
Third time, actually.
I'm only human.
Yo, can we take a little moment
and really think about how it's
the first time out the country?
That's a big moment, guys.
Yeah, it might be his last.
Why would it be my last?
I don't know.
We still gotta make it home.
Yeah, true.
That is true.
That is very true.
That is not an ambulance.
A regular car has a fucking sticker that's an ambulance.
That's gotta be some sort of illegal type of shit.
Am I right, busman?
I'm gay.
Busman?
You guys are like a fucking scallywag, bro.
Yo, what is a scallywag?
Don't explain that to me.
What is that?
What's something we can say to him?
No, so Gigi can say anything, honestly.
But like, I think that,
what's the meanest thing in the UK, like, cunt?
You don't know.
You don't know cunt?
She goes to JJ in that cunt area, you know cunt?
I think JJ, I feel JJ, no, okay,
no dick watches, I feel like it has a small penis.
You think so?
I think that she got the genetics.
You think so?
Yes.
I might have to agree with that little key.
We can take a little touch, little key.
Okay, that's not what we're gonna do.
What time is it? It's only 10 AM in LA.
Damn.
I thought it was like one o'clock.
Okay, 10 is crazy. I don't think I want that.
10 is nuts, man.
10 is actually nuts.
Lodge.
You've got me fucking jittering.
I'm not really tired, though.
I'm not tired at all.
I'm not tired at all.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, easy.
Let's go another five hours.
Fuck it.
Let's go to Big Ben.
Let's go to Big Ben.
Police that would up your mouth and do you with it?
Keep saying that, man. It's not really helping you.
Tomorrow's going to be fun.
Tomorrow's going to be so fun. Early see tomorrow, by the way.
Can we tell them?
Nah, not yet. Not yet. We got to hold it to the end.
Not yet?
Yo, no way.
What?
That's fake sexy.
Is it?
Yeah.
Honestly?
Give me now.
Bro, no way. That's fake ugly.
That's so mean. Whatever.
Sorry. My bad, my bad, my bad. Alright, I'm sorry. Honestly.
You have really good bike sets on my team.
Touch me, bro.
We're gonna talk to you.
Yo, can we get some fucking gifts in the much happier one please?
Can we get some gifts in the much happier one please?
I don't think I've got a signature stuff here.
We'll be honest with you.
Can we drop a five-gifted right now for the breakfast?
Ooh, J is rough.
Guys, gift 100 steps to make stable and unhappy.
Oh wow.
Well, you've got a thousand cents for it, right?
Yeah, like four times.
No shot.
Yeah, they're all real.
I checked my bag.
That's insane.
Bob never got a thousand cents.
They could duck noffos.
Wops, not bad.
I'm gonna look up every single fucking terminology.
Slang in London.
You bloke.
Cheers.
I'm looking chuffed right now.
Chuffed? That's like chuffed, right?
No.
What the hell is chuffed?
Are we into the ends, bossman?
You know what the ends is?
Maybe we're in a local area.
The ends like the hood still.
You're fit. You're fit, you know?
Are you mad for the stove?
No, that little bird is fit to stove.
Alright, bossman.
Aw, you skit.
Go W10 gifted! Boom boom boom boom boom!
Hey, appreciate, uh, appreciate, that's it.
Five gifted from Agua, and five gifted, oh and show me what the 10 gifted, and cast
with the 10 gifted.
Nice.
Oh cheers!
No stop calling me an ego, stop saying L ego, go to Marlon's head and say L ego.
No, honestly, go to Ron's and say L fucking ego bro, Ron's, seriously.
Oh, cheers, hey, hey, cheers, cheers bruv.
Scallywag.
Hey, Carl, Scallywag, you.
Cheers.
Appreciate the one bit, hub.
You fucking knob.
Ha ha.
You have to see me.
Why in my chest in L, you go, like, why?
I actually, like, sanitary, bro.
Yo, seriously, bro?
Sorry.
Wait, your china plate.
China?
What is that?
It says me.
No, son.
China plate?
That's a thing.
You got a dog bone on you.
Oh, that's what it is?
Yeah.
A dog-a-bone?
If it says...
Mloki, I'm gonna move to some nosh.
Nosh?
Okay.
We got some puts, so watch.
Oh, no.
Oh.
Oh, my God, I want to nush your nosh, imagine?
Mm-hmm.
You fucking dirty bloke.
What about a split? What do they call cigarettes out here?
Oh, no. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop.
What do they call SIGs in UK? Why is my full chest hurting?
I'm smoking low-fag. That's what it's called. That's what it's called, yeah.
Please. Please.
Is that a... What is it?
It's called what? Yeah, yeah. I'll do low-fag tonight.
You have to see who can finish the beat first. It just doesn't sound right.
It doesn't sound right, but that's what it is.
Jemini, you can't can say that.
Or Jemini, that's what it is.
That's what it is.
That's literally what it's called.
Why do they call it that?
Why does it actually call it that?
I don't know.
Is that the worst?
No, there's gotta be some other words out there
that sound bad, but it's like another word.
Like in general?
Yeah.
Yeah, for sure.
I can't think of one.
I don't know.
Yeah, it might be the only one.
No.
If I know one.
Ron, your turn.
Come on.
You know, I can't let you go down alone.
No, I can't say I want to smoke.
What?
I'm not saying I want to smoke.
I'm smoking a fight tonight.
Yo!
Bro!
It's a fucking cigarette!
What?
Oh yeah, you're going on all...
What do you mean?
It's a cigarette.
It's literally a cigarette.
First rock in the...
It's literally a cigarette.
I'm in the UK.
I'm living in the UK.
What do you mean?
Bro, what are you smoking?
What are you smoking?
Me?
I'm uh...
I bet.
I guess I'm smoking lots of that then.
Now how do you say I don't have any money in Japanese?
Okay, that's all you.
That's all you, bro.
No way you'll take a tweet.
Oh my God.
Wait, what's this skit?
Oh, you're done.
Did you...
All your sponsors are gone.
No, it's not.
Yeah, what's a sketch?
Is that like a I've heard that before oh
That's kind of harsh, you know, that is harsh. I think it's rude. I thought that's very rude
There's no way people say that the what
Scared is that like the worst thing you say? I don't know. I didn't watch when you could say it's like
What do you say again?
I think scat is looking like kind of aggressive, isn't it?
Like bro, I'm imagining your ting was with you, right?
Imagine you just shitting with your bird.
Yeah?
Hey bro, wake up you scat!
Oh.
You fucking scat!
You fucking cunt!
I started gas with that.
Dongs is slippery.
What?
I need me a thong.
What are you saying?
like apparently clint is the worst
that's what I just said yeah
that's australian
it was not
that's oce
I bought a lot
I bought a lot
what?
I bought a lot
no I bought a lot
I bought a lot
I bought a lot
I bought a lot
I bought a lot
how do they say coffee out here?
coffee
no coffee
My little coffee.
Naps, naps, naps.
Naps.
Damn, wait, what if we get there and the lights just turn off and we just walk in, the whole live stream, there's games at us, and everyone's like, whore.
How much more do you bet we're gonna walk in there getting full sweaty, mid game, and then we're gonna give a fuck about it?
Oh no, they're not gonna give a shit about it.
We're just going there to support the lads.
Yeah.
After we can look, you get some nosh.
I'm gonna get in fucking I'm hateful just for sure. I hate James. Yeah, he's a cheeto
Hey, bro, I'm not a line. I was we're getting used to juice last time. Yeah, Jason, right? I was do again
We played some footy. We didn't we did like some to be two so every once with you for some kids. Oh
Oh.
Wait, I stayed here last time with Jason.
You stayed everywhere, I can't remember.
Right here.
I remember this.
It was scary at night.
We drove bikes with Archey.
Drop on me if you remember that, Joe.
Oh, that was during.
What was that doing?
What was that?
Deep love.
Call it Chainshe's real name.
I do it all the time.
Morgan is my favorite person in the world.
Shout out to Morgan, mate.
He's a great lot of lads.
I'm great in life for months I stopped.
Hope the Reds.
Wait, his name's Morgan?
Yeah.
Morgan what?
Morgan Wallin.
Are you serious?
Yeah.
His name's Morgan Wallin?
Yeah, that is.
Crazy name, right?
Beth?
Let me see how far we are.
Let me see.
I got good news and bad news.
What do you want to hear from us, Beth?
Hm?
You want to hear first.
Hold on.
Wait, we got bad or good news?
Good news or bad news?
I'll go bad news first.
Bad news is you are chopped.
fucking hideous like chop chop chopped like chop chop like they're about to
make a black pill edit of me over you right now that's a little too much yeah
number two was it was a good hour and 32 minutes away it's just fine
walk
Yeah, I know you would have fucking a freak your love fucking freak
We actually are chat listen the third part about London so far I would say the vaskin I would say
Big Ben at night
Who just be I would say honestly me more and we're talking before stream and we're texting during stream
The most fun we've had so far is when all the fans like but more of us. Yeah, like we love one kid
I was thinking the fucking Choco Nos I brought is so fucking fun
Like bro, so like honestly the more true server is the more fun
Yeah, like that ass bro like when there's like a little kid smacking my face
Yes, like fucking oh my god is the most fucking down in my shit you fucking up my butt
I
Was like so much fun
Change in a changing room and they were spying on my oh my it was so much fun
Here's so much fun, bro
Walk you stick it a power nap you tired lads
You tired
I'm fine. Okay. Yeah
I mean, yeah, I'll be honest at the full eight hours. I think rounded to I did I woke up at like six a.m
Got a couple of scrolls in for an hour and I'm back tonight couple hours
Not a bad show. Not a bad show. Not even like a little, it's not like
That's a great show
We can't even say big editing works. There's just other bends now.
But you know what good things you do from this location? Take Fitpacks?
No, I think we should uh, we'll take the bus back home. The fucking the big double decker
You want to take a double decker? Yeah, I'll take a double decker. That's not a bad show. That's not a bad show
You want to get on the double decker, save me.
Damn, I was here recording my documentary. I never released like two years ago.
No shot.
Yeah, right here. I have all the footage.
Wait, what documentary? Like just about you in general?
Yeah, I never uploaded it because I fell off.
So would you ever like release it now?
No.
Never.
I've shown it a little bit before.
Yeah.
But I recorded right here.
Why was you in London for it?
I just, we took a trip. We took a trip to London, Iceland, Germany, and something else.
Oh, and then Netherlands.
Or no, Amsterdam. I went to the Red Light District.
You did?
Oh my god, yeah, I did.
I would like go up to the mirror or the things the camera and the guy would be like yeah
Yeah, you can't come in here. I'm not that I would know obviously
from a friend
Interesting. Yeah, oh should we get scared lads the moon is now out, which means the demons are out
This is where the knives come in now
God I hate wearing a Rolex stop, please don't really chop off your fucking in no shop
Why she left paddle bro? Are you special all the time?
Yeah, it's not a big thing in the US. I'm right chat. I'm pretty sure it's like a very European thing
Don't on the camel behind you
You just got to be worthy I will give you the world, baby girl
You just got to be worthy Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I will give you the world, baby girl You just got to be worthy
Oh, oh, oh.
You said it'd be worthy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I said you said it'd be worthy.
Should we get a little fucking pub, eh?
Ooh.
Hey, look, I'll hit the pub.
Hey, maybe you can see if there's any birds out there.
The kings.
What do you want to call them, birds?
Like what?
They're called birdie.
They're called birdie right there.
Fucking cunt.
I'm gonna fucking cut it out.
It's okay.
You think if we went to like one of those bars where they really just like aren't drunk
but someone would smack me or no?
Yeah.
You think so?
Right, it depends on what you do.
If you show up to like a London pub with a fucking Tottenham jersey on, gosh, you'll
be smacked.
Looks like the team to represent the UK.
I mean, I'm personally Arsenal fan, but...
I like Arsenal, no?
Yeah, sure.
I like football.
Why do we call football?
They call it football, but we call soccer and soccer, and they call football football.
Sweetie, you're doing amazing, Sweetie.
What?
You're doing amazing.
I'm saying why do they call football football?
We call football football, but we call football and soccer, and they call soccer football.
I don't understand this.
What do they call football over here for them?
American football?
American football? Yeah. American football.
What about them? Say what do they call it? American football.
You're dumbass. I'm asking like, why do they say that?
Yeah, they call it American football.
So why wouldn't we call it American soccer?
Or no, London soccer?
London soccer. Is that what it is?
Is that a dumb piece of shit?
London soccer? Is London a fucking country? Is that what it is?
Is it not?
Are we not in London?
We flew in. You said this is the first country that we've ever been. You said London.
Yeah, at least what country I'm in.
I want to say we're in the, I don't fucking know, though.
I'm in Toronto.
I thought it was fucking London, so apparently it's not.
I just don't know where the fuck we are.
It's Manchester?
Manchester's blue.
What country are we in?
Are we in the United Kingdom?
Oh, yes.
That's-
Is that the country?
No way it's not the country.
We're in the United Kingdom.
No, if it's not the country,
I'm not gonna ask you to go now.
I don't know.
You're kidding, right?
UK I actually know the UK. It's the white flag with the red. Yeah, is that not you?
So what is the white flag with the red stripes? Is it Europe?
You know you're not trouble, right?
Are you fucking with me England? Oh my god. I don't got it. You know
I don't got it. I swear I don't think I love one. I swear. I thought it was uh, UK United Kingdom
I really didn't use UK England is a country
I thought England's the city and London is a city in England or the contrary. I don't know what the fuck
London the country
England's the country
London is a city. So what's UK UK is the okay. I'm not gonna lie. See no, no, no, no UK is uh England Scotland
Like I don't know what you call it, but like that's what it is. Like I'm saying over complicated
That's like calling the states like it's the you Hampshire Union is the union Wales. I mean
I'm not from the United States, bro. I'm from fucking California. What does that even mean California? It's a state
Okay, and we're in England. That's the country in London
What correct me like that?
You speak to me in lower case you understand me?
Yes sir.
Dude I've been holding it a shit so badly.
I know.
Shit comes out of my butt.
You're shooting the one right there.
No it goes out and then back in.
Oh like a suction cup?
Yes.
Yeah I know.
Exactly.
You know why it's really bad?
Because we've been going to Nando's and I've been eating corn so there's like
spikes in my teeth.
Oh yeah I know exactly what you mean.
You've already eaten corn so much that you've eaten it.
Yeah I know.
I know.
Like you can see the bitch and you're like peeled out and eat it if you want to.
Yeah.
Wait corn doesn't digest huh?
It's a lie. Yeah
Say fluid
They're so fucking hot
That's just the longest five minutes of my life, you know, what's the worst London traffic peak time or New York traffic peak time?
New York, I don't even know. What's about LA traffic?
I
I feel like argument where we were about to admit to him. This one up five minutes, bro
We were about to know we were about to miss
Dude chat we were about to miss our flights to the UK because someone had to get into a fucking accident go flying
Oh, yeah, it was actually bad. Let's take it. I mean, I actually don't know how you made it
I don't either like I actually don't and then you made it before me for some reason
Through security and then that was weird
Whatever it's faster, it will work.
No, actually, I gotta go across the whole thing.
I think, you know.
All right.
Oh wait, it updated.
Oh, look, I didn't know.
Still.
What's wrong, bro?
What?
Did my whole, you didn't not just flex your arm.
I didn't, I swear, I'm not even gonna.
I felt it.
I'm not even, I think it was like a reflection,
like that.
Yeah, bro, you need to fuse, you got fat.
No, I didn't.
Honestly, I got skinny, I think.
No, no, no. You gotta start throwing up.
Like ever since you've been hanging around like me and like all the guys.
I know.
For like, I'm missing that influence.
Don't get all wrong. I'm not gonna lie.
Can we get some L-Rust in the chat?
Fuck you.
She lays to you at the photo view?
No, she's not fucking sweet the whole group, so I don't go fuck her.
I don't go fuck her.
I don't work at your favorite, buddy.
I don't go fuck her.
Yeah, well, it works to your favor.
The photo of death.
The photo of death, bro.
Well, at least I thought we showed that.
I don't know what to say to anyone.
I will give you the world.
You just gotta be birthday.
I don't, I don't, I don't.
You just gotta be.
Yo Chad, did y'all hear what that kid was saying?
I don't think y'all heard.
What?
Um, there was this kid that came up to me when he was walking out.
He was like, here, just, just uh.
Oh yeah, e-mail for what?
Yeah, they wanted me to come and speak at their school.
Holy shit, they're treating us like fucking...
Dude, me and you can't go anywhere.
Who is me and you?
I don't know, I can't go anywhere.
How do I vote up my international fans?
I don't know.
Is it just because like, they probably see your like, mod edits.
I'm from here though.
You're from England?
I'm from Europe.
Wait, now we're saying bullshit, right, Lacey?
Where's Sweden?
In Europe, it's literally all the way to Europe.
Sweden is its own thing, Europe is just like a certain area.
I literally don't know. What's the word? What's Creepin?
Now, are you...
No, it's just...
All I know is EU...
I can't tell if he's trying.
So, you don't know where Europe is.
Okay, it's a continent, right?
Yeah, it's a continent.
Yeah, it has Asia.
There's a bunch of countries in there.
There's no Asia next to it.
Oh, yeah.
Asia is...
Well, okay.
What countries are in Europe?
I don't know. Apparently not London.
Oh yeah, London, Hungary. England is not a country.
Okay, yeah it is, yeah. England, Poland, Qatar?
No.
Spain, Sweden, Italy, Spain? Spain is here?
Okay, I'm not trying to be funny. I got it.
That ass?
Wait, why would we not move to...
Why do you think you would...
Sweden I can go like to our flight to pretty much any country in Europe cuz
you're fast travel your marlin no because every country's what do you mean I
don't look fucking superhuman I know so we're sorry I know I'm saying but wait
so you're trying to tell me if we lived in the like Europe we could fucking go
everywhere in the world
I hate Americans but I'm not even kidding you.
Bro, what are you saying?
You're American.
I don't get it.
I'm so confused.
So, two ladies...
I still don't believe we're in England.
No, both of y'all.
Both of y'all.
So, y'all think I'm American.
Like, like, other side.
Well, yeah.
Yeah.
Living in America is keeping us.
Living in America, you speak English.
Duh.
Duh.
Like, you just answered our question.
You live in very shit in the woods.
Is there shit in the woods, Bear?
Like, come on.
I don't understand.
You're not American, but you speak American.
American
You guess okay, so I match out this question now, okay, so if you move to Sweden and you live there are you Swedish?
Yeah, of course. I'm gonna definitely tell people I am wait. Why would I not?
That's like going to New York. Are you now a New Yorker? Yeah, exactly. What are you talking about?
You're not like a native, but you you become Swedish surely that's actually how that works
You think when I have sex I'll become like my children will be Californian
What? What are you saying?
If you have kids in California.
Yes, I'm asking. You sound jealous.
No, I'm not jealous at all. It's interesting to hear from Americans.
Do you have good genes?
In terms of what?
Like having children?
Yeah. I mean, I think it depends on who you get it with.
Um, his girlfriend?
You sure? I know.
Yeah, man, hopefully.
Okay. Yeah, you probably have good genes.
I'm like, how tall is my kid gonna be?
How tall is Kenny?
Like five, five.
He's gonna be bullied for sure.
He's cool.
Yeah.
Bro, I'll have you know, I never got bullied for my height.
I got bullied for my looks.
Really?
Yeah, everyone called me chopped.
So what's the word is?
Well, everyone used to make fun of the eye bags under me
and they used to call me depressed emo boy.
Cause I have an allergic reaction to grass.
So like everything in the air,
Like I just I can't I'm never gonna be able to get rid of these even if I sleep or anything. I said I had dead eyes
Wait, I don't think you had bags. I've never noticed that I'm like, oh, I don't think so. You can see my
Really you think that's bad
The face also make fun of my hands. I said I had sausage fingers
I used to get really depressed because they used to call me weak love man
Are you serious?
Meekle, I mean that's insane!
Are you serious bro?
Holy fuck it!
Well, I mean, you have fat fingers right?
Yeah, but like very tiny ones.
Like honestly, I compare it, let's compare it, let's compare it.
Let's just compare it.
Like this is just so gay.
You fuckin' ballant!
We live in Belen. We live in Belen, cunt.
Stop touching my leg, dude.
Bro, we're about five minutes out.
I just get so horny with you in this fucking bus.
God, I wish you would take off my pants.
What?
Dude, we've been just in traffic.
I honestly think we might be gonna get out more.
We're just literally across this bridge.
Chad, we're literally just in Stanfield, Trappard.
Is it usually this bad boss man?
Yeah.
What's over here?
Are we near Brixton?
Just close.
Oh really?
Yeah.
Oh I do see it, it's right here.
There it is.
And we're out to Brixton after this.
Yeah.
We're going to go to the train station.
Wow look how beautiful he is.
This is a pretty spot right here.
You can see the city.
Wow, look how beautiful he is.
This is a pretty spot right here.
You can see the city.
This ain't your dead ass cult.
Me?
Us.
Guys, I'm not worried bro.
Bro, we're going literally to fuckin' Brickston tonight
at the train station.
I'm about a little brist and bully, it's not a bad show.
Guys, if you're gonna shoot something,
so I just make sure to talk to Rocky.
He really wants to meet fans.
Yeah, honestly.
He's been just having a blast.
He just was like, yo, bro,
like I just wanna meet more people,
like I love seeing this shit come to life,
like this is fucking amazing.
Wow.
Yo, Mornin', can you actually think about
What I said at Westfield, I really need it, please.
Everyone would love if you spoke in my school.
Keep banning.
Like, actually, you know.
Yo, kid, if you go to the VOD 10 minutes ago,
Marlon said, fuck your school.
He said he's good.
It's an Easter egg, but you gotta find it.
Ouch.
Where am I fucking ask hers?
I'm not kidding.
I've been holding in this shit forever.
And then my mod said, already banned in my car.
It's not like nice.
Maybe they're saying it's positive messages anyone want me to read their school
Your band from schools kill yourself
Fuck now now I'm good get a job
Yeah, yeah, yeah, is that charger mate? Yeah, can I charge it?
Is it USB-C? USB-C, yeah.
Well, it's not USB-C, let me see. Which one is it? Is it the old one?
It's the old one, so, yeah. You got a new one, no?
And there's something I can open up. I think you're the only one.
I think you want a kibble for old one, this one can use this one.
Oh, no, it's okay. It's okay. Thank you.
You piss me off, man.
You actually make me mad.
Well, you make me fuck you.
I had a 15 entrance that I was 13.
I don't care, bro. You're making me uncomfortable.
Okay.
You!
You!
Yeah, I think so, right? Yeah, I think so myself.
I'm not gonna give a drop on it.
No, I think so. We don't want to bro.
They might get mad, nah, they don't, they don't know.
Alright.
I mean, it's...
Alright.
It's kind of pretty obvious.
Out of this.
Cause they probably spotted me in there.
No, they don't.
You already need it.
We didn't do anything.
You need me to get this together.
Not this guy out of your school, no thanks.
You know, like how bored are you?
Like it's like 11 a.m., bro, get a job.
What, is it the same guy?
Marlin found a way to get out of Twitch ban,
send a UK slang term for cigarette.
This fucker, Yoxie, bro.
Hey, Yoxie, you know my nuts?
You have them on both cheeks, like that,
like a little chipmunk.
Be honest, bro, you ever see a chipmunk in real life?
Yeah.
Wait, gas here's $14?
Pounds.
Wait, how much is that?
Too late, bud.
$14.
It's $18 per gallon.
Yeah, but here it's...
Is it per gallon though?
It's a liter.
It's a liter, yeah.
One pound, 45 pence.
For the gallon?
For the liter.
Oh, it's one pound. One pound forty-five.
Oh, one pound forty-five.
One hundred forty-five pounds of gas.
If I give them opportunities.
There's a hundred forty-five pounds of gas in the land.
That would be ten. Ten liters.
How many liters is in a gallon?
The gallons is 5.5 liters.
That's too much, man. I wouldn't even be able to get gas there.
I wouldn't have to just gas.
What do you mean you have to gas?
I don't know how that works 3.8
The metrics I think the liter is correct because it's a thousand basically a thousand cent litters
So it's like five to six dollars per gallon. Yeah, there's like a little bit a little bit more, right? That's so kind of crazy
What do we have like 4.2 4.3?
So a gallon would be about $770 or $850 or something like that.
So $450 plus $75,000 in there.
How is your $2300 no concept of anything?
I'm paying you this guy.
$7.02 gallons, $45,000, so about $0.47.
A lot of people are just aggog.
I actually have no concept of like...
It's very expensive.
It's very expensive.
Yeah.
But it's hard to understand, right, sir?
See, it's very expensive here.
Yeah, I think they want to get rid of all gas.
Gas when I smoke.
You see it?
I'm not a bloomin' jersey, yo.
Bang, bang.
See it.
I'm about to smoke.
I smoke what?
Wait.
Oh, this is where the pig is.
It's chish, chish.
No, this is the good one.
I've been here too.
See you later, kid.
See you later, mate.
Oh
Fuck what the
Bro dude, yeah, don't touch it. I'm cracking it. Can I crack it or no? I had crack my shit near you
You know if I wanted to you keep like you'd be my like yo
Nooo, stop it.
You got a toy.
No, no, no, no, no, that is so much we can do.
It's tight, bro.
It's so much.
Relax.
I...
Why are you preaching like that?
Let me like sexy gay man in your DMs.
I don't take my DMs.
You're so warm.
All right, Trevor, pull it up.
Drop a W if you're excited for the UK traffic segment.
Chad guppet guppet
I'm just be quiet
Sidemen tween so if I open up Twitter right now the Sidemen tweeted
Many posted violence like you are not
Absolutely just nothing besides just KSI
We're missing good games apparently mark, but we are about to make the game well, I should have been a commentator for this shit
I could be honest, right?
I'm a great commentator, Loki.
Can I be honest with you?
Yeah.
Let's say that you get invited to the charity match, and they don't invite me.
Yeah.
Are you still going to cover?
Yeah, for sure.
I'm playing all 90 minutes, and I'm celebrating afterwards.
I didn't finish all what I said.
I don't care.
Why don't you go and strike for me?
Would I go and strike for you?
Yeah.
Like, ask them like, I'm striking so you can't come?
No, no, no.
Like, you put up make signs and say I'm not playing.
Watch me now.
No.
We could be together.
That's a kid.
Is that his brother in front of us?
He might be, hold on.
Why is he running?
Why is he running?
Oh, I saw that.
Should we find him?
No.
Oh.
Oh, God, big head of him, huh?
Yeah, yeah.
Holy fucking...
Jeez.
Oh, another one.
I gotta be his mom.
I was with my family.
I'm not sure.
Oh, wait a minute.
You haven't been there one.
There's no show.
There's one of my beds, huh?
There's no beds.
Do you know where we're going?
Um, absolutely no clue.
I have no idea. I'm doing this.
Are you giving me just a spot?
Oh my God, wait, I don't know where we're going.
Wait, I don't have a number.
I don't have a number.
Okay, we might have to mute this. I'm not gonna lie.
I think it should be fine.
I mean, he's streaming something.
No, no, no. We'll find it.
As long as we know the address, we should be good.
Wow, that's that wait. Oh, no, there's someone in the room with a wheelchair. No, no
Oh my god
Not again, oh my god, that was the wheelchair. Oh, oh, please
Oh, I see it. Oh, it's okay. We just let's put it down. Let's put it down
You better get in.
Hi, Mike!
Hi, Mike!
You want to go this way?
You guys know how to get in?
Yeah...um...
It's just being precious.
Yeah, I'm just, I'm just...
Are we supposed to go down here?
What are you doing?
We just trying to make mini mitts, huh?
Is that a god?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Um...
Oh, my God, I feel like I'm a champagne gang in a fucking Uber.
Okay, we're supposed to ride, but let's keep it pointed.
Yeah, I think that's...
Yeah, we need to see it.
What are we showing?
Oh, it's fucking breakout.
It's really cool.
Right?
I'm excited to watch this game go on.
I'm fucking excited when Jim had his head.
Watch it in.
Cheers, bro!
You fucking scoundrel!
Oh my god, this is fucking...
Rocket?
Hey!
Hey, you!
Hey!
Are we supposed to go this way?
Fuck you!
There we go.
Thank you.
Hold on, fuck that bottle.
I don't know what you're doing here.
I don't know what to do with you.
This is the fucking way to...
Everybody's dead.
Everybody's dead.
Hey, shit!
Everybody's dead.
Hey, shit!
Everybody fucking dead.
Hey, shit!
Hey, shit!
Are you not gonna box?
It's stable.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah. Just just a camp.
We're good?
That's it, that's it, that's it.
I was going to put these on.
Show this.
Have you seen that?
Oh, it's chilly out there.
It's pretty cool, isn't it?
What do you mean, really?
It's a little bit chilly, isn't it?
Can I put this somewhere?
Thank you.
You can put it over there.
Can I show you?
Yeah, you can show this.
We don't need wristbands?
No, you can.
Oh, we're good.
Oh, yeah.
They're beautiful little flies.
Oh, look at James.
Look at Jyn!
Jyn, your shit!
Come on, Jyn!
Come on, Jyn!
He's so long!
He's so long, Jyn!
Ha ha ha ha!
Here you are.
You're a liar!
Your shit!
Yo, anything?
He's so pleased.
He's dodged it.
He's actually pleased.
We should just rage, mate.
That should be our goal.
He's a little tired already.
Let's watch it, let's watch it!
Let's go watch one!
Hey man!
Come on Lizzy!
Look at you guys!
Yeah, I'm good bro!
We're gonna watch one, come on!
Show us how it's done!
We're out of time!
You know this reminder?
What's that movie called?
The new one?
Oh!
It's been published!
This is so athletic.
What's the movie called?
Mardi Supreme?
Yeah, Mardi Supreme.
Yeah, Mardi Supreme.
Mardi Supreme.
Nice.
You already played a game or what?
No, no, no.
Alright.
Alright.
Hello there, brother.
How are you doing?
How are you doing?
I'm good.
I see you.
Come on!
Nice to see you.
Hello there, nice to see you, bro.
God.
Oh, God, scary wags, eh?
Who's shoes is this?
It's Genge.
Yeah!
Yes!
Hooray! Hooray!
This is beautiful. This is beautiful.
Oh, oh, oh!
Great!
Nice shoes. Nice.
Wow!
He's so bad.
Wow!
Eat it with the...
Oh!
Yeah!
Goal!
That's my team!
Yeah, that's my team.
That's my team.
It's great stuff.
Great stuff.
1-0.
1-0.
1-0. What is a 0?
What the fuck is a 0?
What the fuck is a 0?
What the fuck is a 0?
One-nil. Zero.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Wait, that's just they don't teach that.
I really know what I'm watching.
I'm going to go slow.
One-nil.
AHHHHHHHHH
Oh my, that's even slow.
Is this like...what is this?
What the fuck?
I don't know what it's about.
I feel at home, bro. We should move it.
Nice.
Oh my God.
Go on, man.
Go on.
What is going on?
You got your ass.
They got us in backs?
Nice.
Oh my God.
Lucky shot, lucky shot.
Lucky shot.
Me too.
What what we won't we won't we three days oh
He's so long, look at him bro.
Wow, this is great.
A little bit for charity, not about shop.
Yo, is there like open cord you became, just go in a little bit?
Look at George, George has fucking legs.
I got a hat, cool, hold on.
Remember, you must know something about George.
What? Yeah, go ahead, go ahead.
Hey!
Hello, Mr. Stadium!
Hello, what's up?
How are you?
Great, bro.
I saw you pick some random guy up.
Yeah, a little child.
How are you doing?
Hello, mate.
What's up, man?
Can I have that, sir?
Just as I can hear you.
Hello, hello. Make sure y'all are donating, yes, sir.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Donate.
I'm going to donate on my anonymous account in five minutes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right.
All right.
Hello, welcome.
They probably don't even want you in the chair, man.
Damn bro, you be a good addition to the charity match?
Yo Ron, you be a great addition to the charity match.
You be such a good addition to the charity match, bro.
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Damn bro, Ron, you be so...
Oh, what's up, Jake?
Are you surviving?
Oh!
What was that?
You know Pizza, huh?
You want one?
No, I'm on a diet.
I have 29% body fat.
You're the one this guy begs to be in the charity match.
Oh, whoa, we'll bring up charity masks.
He's so fired.
We can talk about that.
Remember when he begged it.
Yeah.
Wait a second.
So are you going to do that?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Fuck it.
That just doesn't look right.
All right.
I bought it.
Let's see.
What did he say?
He said he bought the last.
He's had a hard, hard to get.
What's that about?
What's that about?
Long time.
Should I read the chat messages on them?
Free him!
Free him!
Free him!
Ahhhh!
Whatever bro.
I don't even want to play in the tournament.
I don't even want to play in it.
I don't even want to play in it.
Alright, it was just like...
What's the bad guy?
Simon was like...
Remember when we talked about the cherry match?
He just like...
He's like...
I'm bigger than a chair.
Yeah.
Oh!
Behind you, bro.
Behind you!
Oh, I think you're back.
Bro, I'm bigger than a chair.
Yeah.
For sure.
So it's like, I'm not worried, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, I get it, though, because last year, oh my god.
Millions of kids.
Millions of kids.
Millions of kids.
Millions of kids.
Millions of kids.
Millions of kids.
Millions of kids.
Millions of kids.
Millions of kids.
Millions of kids.
Oh my god, millions of kids are running at me.
Impossible, it's like that.
Impossible.
So like two monsters, yeah?
You know, like Speed, MrBeast, JJ, and like all the Saiban were over here.
I'm not kidding, I walked to my right. Everyone's like...
You always trying to get some games in?
Calm down.
Are you gonna ask me?
What, the match?
Yeah.
I am in charge right here.
If I was in charge you could be
Just like
He's really, really good
He lied?
I'm not in the sign now
So I know that I'm gonna get a P1
Oh, I'm playing a good one, for sure
I've seen that all a guy that's been down on a site
So he's telling me I'm pretty loud
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I was pretty important
I'm not bad at all, so you need a special
Haha
You're not bullied, you're not bullied
You're not bullied, you're not bullied
You're not bullied
You're not bullied
You're not bullied
You're not bullied
You're not bullied
You're not bullied
Oh, fuck
Haha
Oh, fuck
Oh, my god
Your legs are so strong.
Look at you, you're blushing.
You're so sexy.
You are fucking sexy.
You, on the other hand, you are just a tall man.
You are...
Am I next?
Of course, Baba.
Hey, let me see, hey, swing that thing.
Let me see it, Baba.
Watch it, watch it.
Come on, Baba, let's go.
Come on, Baba.
Come on, Baba.
Nice!
Nice!
Nice!
Nice!
Nice cover!
Nice!
Nice!
Nice!
We should get in the games now.
I don't need...
They're on one-on-one.
I'm nice.
Should we go to play?
I don't need...
What?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Who's going to get approved?
Yeah, they'll have to.
Hold me.
This is Robert.
This is Robert.
I don't know what you're talking about.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, you ready?
Yeah, yeah.
Should we wait here?
In fact, go there.
Are we taking him to?
I bet.
Not bad, bro.
Listen, I look like you can swing.
Have you ever played it over in your life?
Bro, I used to play tennis when I was younger.
It's the reason why I'm on the job.
Be honest, are you better than me?
No, similar, similar.
You like this?
Not a similar thing in my life.
But I think I can do this for myself.
It's just like...
Yeah, of course I am.
It's easy.
You ready?
You didn't know what to do at all?
I think he's good at every similar thing.
Can we charge this piece?
Thank you, mate.
Should we want to adjust?
It's up to you.
No, no.
It's nice in here.
This is a nice go to.
It is nice.
The coat.
Yeah, it is.
The coat's not in that bag.
I've got to stretch, you know.
You're not ready for this.
I'm not going to play the long.
You want to play the outside?
Well, I'll let you slide.
Yeah, go ahead.
Yeah, I got you.
That's what I'm going to do.
This is how it is.
Ooh, this is simple.
Simple.
Hey!
You're cutting.
You're supposed to put the same thing on, buddy.
You're not a fool.
Well, that's for all of us.
Huh.
You're not a fool.
OK.
I got you.
Come on.
See you guys.
See you.
See you.
See you.
See you.
See you.
See you.
See you.
See you.
See you.
See you.
See you.
I can't do that.
Hell yeah.
Oh, jeez.
Now.
There.
One more.
That's clear.
That's clear.
First to the left.
First to the left.
Second to the left.
Dead.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh yeah, c'mon.
Jesus, I'm ready oΔlum.
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Just a little bit.
Hey!
More! More!
Bullets!
Hey!
Come on, gentlemen.
Oh!
No!
No!
Ah!
Is that a shell?
All right.
What else?
It's a...
...the...
...the...
...the...
...the...
...the...
...the...
You're lucky I went easy.
Bro that game's not easy.
Bro, anyone in this chat stop playing as good as me.
It's not happening.
Wait, is this a semi?
I think that this is the real final.
Yeah?
I think we are the first two seasons.
Oh, you're right. You're about to play for real.
Yeah.
So it's going to be quick.
That means there's anyone in the first?
It's Semi's.
Oh, did you win?
Don't ask stupid questions.
I'm not mad, I'm not mad.
You're right, you're right, you're right, you're right.
You're right, you're right, you're right.
I'm never gonna run.
I'm fucking next to you.
I wish I could say the same to you, brother.
I wish I could say to you.
Yo, you were in Ozenberg?
No, I'm not.
You lost too much weight, bro.
You lost too much weight.
You put too much on.
It's like, what do you even say, bro?
I shouldn't have said that.
I'm not coming.
It's a little aggressive.
You'll be honest, right?
You'll be honest.
You'll be honest.
Do you think you can get into the cherry-match this year?
Well, I don't even know.
I'm not.
Yeah, Cap, my pick, I guess they're not going to write you a score by, so why don't you not play again?
You were the energy of two leaders.
But imagine on the headlines it says, introducing two new players.
And Greenchains, Steve Oronado.
That would be hard.
Yeah, I hope I don't get, if I'm playing, I hope I don't get introduced with you.
I tried to get it in the best before.
Yeah, so I'm sure I'm not very clean-set.
Like a little butt?
Yeah, like a little butt.
I also like Marlon and Ronaldo.
Yeah?
Yeah.
I would get to know personally about him.
Yeah, but I've been here before.
I know.
I don't say anything.
I know.
He's like, I look like him.
Yeah, I know man.
Do you have a place paddle?
Yeah, I've got a place paddle.
Yeah.
I'm excited.
I'm excited.
I'm excited.
I'm excited.
I'm excited.
I'm excited.
Let's play.
Let's play.
Let's play.
With this, I'm going to try and hit the ball.
Yeah.
Try and hit the ball, mate.
I'll put it here.
Yeah, mate.
I'm going to be fucking aggressive and fucking T.O.
Wow.
Race isn't straight away off the bat, crazy.
I remember that.
Put it round your wrist, you fucking idiot.
8p the lowest of the lowest
and then somebody is actually like 7
what the f**k
oh my god
there's the box
Right, I'll block it.
Two, now.
Oh, my!
OK!
Stop it!
I'll break that. I'll break that.
Oh
Run stay composed mother stay composed
3-2-3-2.
3-2-3-2.
No, Alty, Kev.
I am now playing singles on a doubles court.
I think I'm out of the rules.
Oh, he's getting bombs.
They're attacking.
Ah, I thought I heard him.
Oh my god.
Ah!
First to five.
Big game.
That's really bad.
That wasn't even that bad.
That wasn't even that bad.
Yeah, you heard?
You heard?
This is a doubles core.
Yeah, I just had that.
That's why I play bad.
I'm used to singles.
Yeah, I thought your back drum was quite good though, right?
Do you like tennis?
Yeah, of course.
Do you like cricket?
Not really.
What kind of man chest up?
Red.
Brew, it's fucking brew.
Yeah, it's a balloon.
Fucking brew.
Fucking you see, get the man through the hole.
You fucking cunt.
You bag, you douchebag.
Fuck you, motherfucker.
Yo, what's with the chest in your fucking head?
Ginger's not good, bro.
Ginger's not good.
Are you stupid?
I guess Ginger's winning against the king?
What?
I guess you're winning against the king?
Like what?
The king? Marlon?
Oh, come on.
You're not the king of the jungle no more, right? You're left.
Marlon, show him!
Marlon, show him!
You don't have to let him.
You can't jump with the three-fold.
We can jump with all!
You can't two-by-one.
Sure are dark shit-ass.
Look at him.
Ginger, come here, Ginger.
Walk him down!
You fucking scat!
You're a bandam, or what, what button? What is it?
What's the tip of the penis card?
What is it?
Break the forefinger.
Oh, you can move.
Oh, my.
Come on!
Come on, man, man.
What are you doing? You're in uniform!
I'm in uniform!
What, I'm not uniform.
I'm not uniform.
I'm not uniform.
I'm in uniform.
I'm not uniform.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Why are you here, please?
Why are you here, please?
Five-0, that, by the way.
Now, please, come back.
Come on.
Come on, come on.
I'll go back for 75.
Are you so...
Yeah, you can.
Yeah, you can.
I remember things.
Have you got taller?
Thank you.
Yes, I did. He's got taller.
You look good.
Thank you.
So you're just going to get a 5 now.
I'm not going to lie, you're an idiot.
You don't want to
I don't know it's an ego thing
It's okay
You are ass you are ass you are fucking dog shit holy shit
Lock in.
You are ass!
That's my man!
Come on, show him how it's done!
I
You're gonna reverse sweep I you're not that good. I promise you
Let me guess you're gonna fuck up one more time
You're not like that, you're not like it, you need one more?
I'm so happy I want to buy what's it to
This is why we paddle.
Oh
He's not yeah, fuck that's over
But your ass
What the fuck?
I'm about to bet some points.
What can't you do, Marlon?
He's nervous!
It's over.
Wait.
Oh!
That fucking hurt!
That fucking hurt!
We next, we next, we next.
He's low key ass.
That's too easy. I bet a thousand.
A thousand gets it?
Yeah.
Should I bet a thousand?
Low key?
$12,000.
Hey, when did you get so ass it's worse?
What did I say?
When did you get so ass it's worse?
Ron.
Yes?
You need to do two four kick-ups.
Put them on.
You're a dumbass.
Look at this.
No, no, no, just we four kick-ups.
Why does that matter?
You lost seven to two.
You ass.
Yo, nothing's gonna end up.
I would love to.
How much gift? A thousand?
All right.
A thousand gift?
I should give it.
Move on!
Langston!
One more!
Top! Top!
I'll go back down, bro.
I might break your head.
I'm gonna go back down.
What the shingles are doing?
No!
No!
What were you doing?
Ha ha ha ha!
That was funny.
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
That was funny.
Ha ha ha ha!
That was funny.
Anyway, let's go round.
Let's go round.
Oh, here round.
Ha ha ha!
3-1, you're still there.
Come there, come there.
Excuse me, it's 4-1, mate.
It's 4-1 for a thousand jesters.
What's going on there?
25, so I got one more point.
And if you're going to get involved, that means you also got a thousand.
Set the knot.
Oh!
You're set.
Oh my god, look, look, look, look, look!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
What's going on?
The audio needs!
Get up!
Wow.
He still owes me 50.
He gives me 50, I'll give him 1000.
No, but we made it back.
He gives 50.
We made it back.
When he gets 50 to me, I'll give you a thousand, come on.
Marlon, Marlon, when you give him the 50, he'll give me the thousand.
So if you give him the 50, I'll give you 100 for giving him the 50, and then I'll take the thousand.
On guard, you're in here. On guard, you're in here.
Here's your man. Here he is.
That's the better one, come on.
Is that your phone on hand?
No, no, that's his. That's it.
I got you. I'm gonna gift you right now.
I am.
A man's a man.
But that's a bet, Rob.
Listen, bro.
When you make a bet, you gotta own up to it.
Get on with it.
I got you, bro.
Oh, you can't even gift a thousand on the phone.
Oh, you have to give two bucks to 500.
That's fine, yeah.
That's a bet, brother.
Love you, bro.
It's yours, sir.
Look, it's coming through.
It was just one gift that I got Rob.
So the way I do things, if you know it, is I do it in increments.
So, for the rest, let's see how it goes.
The rest I want is 36 years.
Let me see a thousand.
Can you give me one second to zoom out?
Can you take my depends?
Yeah, yes.
One thousand.
Can you give me one second to zoom out?
Yeah, you can see the same thing before.
You know you can see how many thousand.
Okay, so in 2,109 you'll get your full gift.
Every single month of the rest of my life I'll get you.
So, love you brother.
You're fucking great lad, you know.
Let's keep moving, tell me.
I mean this is good games.
This is great games right now.
This is great games.
This is great fucking games, bruv.
That's not a scam, bruv.
It's called a payment plan.
We never agree.
Oh, sorry, like that?
Chase, bruv.
We never, we never...
Oh, that's, that's not...
Oh, that's good.
That was good.
Paying plan.
That's a good one.
Oh, what?
I don't like it.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
Listen, you need to give them a thousand fucking gifts, do you understand?
Understand?
I know.
When are you going to do it?
When are you going to do it?
Are you going to do it right now?
Yes.
You know Roy, it's actually for charity.
Oh, I'm not getting that.
Is it to you or charity?
It's actually this whole thing for M7, which is Simon's charity.
I already gifted up $50,000 armously.
Did you know?
In year 2109, you'll get all your gifts in.
That's a payment plan, bro.
I've already taken the deal, then.
I got a couple of people who are making money on it.
Who's also making money on it?
I'll pay some $10,000 to see who's receiving my documents every month.
By the year 2,340, he'll get his full payment.
You'll be dead by then.
My brothers and sisters and my children will be able to do it.
I don't know.
What about your brothers and sisters with low income?
He's not mad.
You accepted the deal.
We could double you get ten dollars a month. I'm not interested
Yo, when are you better play the finals?
This is another summer. All right, that's why let's watch you better read money on you. He fucking paid me a little bitch
Bag
American
Sorry
Wait, so why am I bleeding liquid out of this?
It's sweat.
Wait, can I get it or watch?
Oh, watch!
Wowzers!
That's a great thing!
Oh, wow, wowzers.
You are in your seat!
Then I will follow you!
You are in your seat!
You will see, I am in your seat!
Can you please push forward?
To the right!
Oh
Wow. These guys are kind of hit balls, bro.
This is good talent, seriously.
The one who's such a good player.
Is that where I'm sweating?
Oh my God, the air is fucking crazy.
It sucks.
What happens to the best of us, honestly, it really does.
What's the score?
I'm sorry sir.
What's that?
It's a gun.
Are we stupid, man?
like so why are they so athletic and I'm not like you're free if I train like I'm
He's like, I'm so bad.
Yeah, I see.
I can get that, huh?
Of course you can get better.
Also, he's swinging that thing now.
Look, he's a little cute.
What are you looking at, mate?
This is my bad side.
This is my good side. See the difference?
Wow, main day of that. I know.
At first second, I didn't even know it was you.
Let's go for a little sniffling around here in London.
Shit.
Wait, where's the scoreboard, sir?
I don't know.
Where's the scoreboard?
It goes to, you see?
It goes to...
It's behind the goal.
It's like 5-6 now.
I just got these things.
Ah yes, these good swings.
Good fucking swings.
I gotta shut up.
I gotta lock in there.
Wow.
Make sure to go to, you know, I'm a good guy, just get some guns.
Make sure to give Simon his money for his charity, y'all, remember?
I should be fine.
This is so many audors going on.
Guys, you don't have to give to me.
But you can if you want.
You don't have to give to me but like get the Simon. He's a good fucking big W. He'll be mini mid-top
Wait, so this is the semifinals and finals after that? Yeah
You don't watch it? I'm not watching it. Yeah, you don't watch the finals after this. It's this and then the finals and that's it
I just don't know how much more they're going to
Why are I kind of like a road man with the sun?
You're Marlin.
You're Marlin.
Like a road man right now.
You're not a road man.
Yeah, you do.
Still.
Imagine if I had just come to Sixpac.
I'm not too young.
Two shirts.
Look, we've got great shirts.
Two shirts.
Two shirts.
One more.
One more.
I don't have a moustache.
No, five more is not enough.
Get him!
What was the five-hounder?
That rings five-four and then it's like,
those are like 15 to something, maybe 45 more hours.
What if I were out?
Something like that.
No, no.
If it's like tennis, I'm not the one.
Who will get chills at my butt?
Oh my God.
I'm dead.
I need more time.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
It's 1530, 40, and we need to get one set of instructions.
This is a tutorial.
Oh.
Oh.
I knew he'd be in one set, and it's just a trick.
Six.
Three.
Four.
Five.
Six.
Five.
Five.
Six.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Five.
This is why we paddle.
Oh, shit.
Boys, boys, boys, boys.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Thank you.
I want to see you play.
Oh my god. Oh my god, we're awesome.
Yeah!
Hey, whoo!
Hey, oh my god, I love you.
I love you, too.
I think it hates you.
Hates a strong word.
I think it hates you. It's a very strong word.
I think it hates you.
Let's go, J-
Oh!
Oh!
Excited!
What the fuck are you doing?
Yes, sir.
I don't care about you.
No, no, no.
Oh, they're saying I don't care about you.
I'm gonna give you a piece of life.
Wow.
Okay.
That's a little rude.
Considering how much love I've shown you the whole day,
I'd say you talk to me.
It's cool.
I don't care.
Be a bad influence to the kids.
Fuck up your body. Go do it.
I'll watch it. I'll eat with you if you want me to.
I'm not gonna let you fuck up your body alone!
I'm just not!
No, I'm just not letting you fuck up your body alone, that's fucked up.
I think it's one more game then, Famos.
Let's go fuck up our bodies.
What are you telling me, bro?
You're a fucker, Marino. You're a fucker, Marino, you're a shit little bastard. Do you understand me?
You're a shit little hanging little midget.
You have a cheeto penis.
Oh, I must have butted that.
Who's ready for some paddle?
I hate pizza bro, I hate pizza.
I hate pizza!
I hate pizza!
Pizza time!
What's the time out of here to get a beer out of here?
Oh, no, I hate beer too. I hate to get off of beer.
To the beer.
What? Where'd you get it?
Do you want a pizza?
Oh, I love her just one second.
Do you want a pizza?
Do you want a pizza?
You got a order?
I got a order, I don't know.
Oh, okay.
I'm telling you, everyone here is trying to get me fat.
No, I don't want pizza.
She's like, what's a pizza?
I said no.
Okay, there's one slice of water.
Here we go, here we go.
Is this the finals?
Yes, sir. Let's get ready to paddle.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
Well, she needs to offer me pizza again.
Yeah, I don't know what pizza.
Hey, Pete.
Do you want pizza as well?
I won't eat pizza.
Do you want pizza?
Okay.
Oh, my God.
There's one going right.
Oh yes sir, I would love to play the chair of the match.
You're inviting me to one?
No, no, no, no.
Yeah, you can't say, hold on bro, hold on.
I'm sorry.
You're getting invited.
He said this.
Oh!
Lacey.
Are you able to tell him I'm a big fan of bicycle kitchen stuff?
He's great.
He's a man.
Yeah, yeah, but I just want to talk to you about Lacey.
I'm really excited.
He's going to be a challenge, right?
Oh!
Are you going?
No, no, no.
Am I playing?
Hit your head a little bit.
No, no, no.
I don't know if I'm going to watch anything later.
We'll start a fun run.
Is Lacey going to do another bicycle kick?
I'm not late.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm Ron.
Ron, you're shit, bro.
No, no, I know you are.
I love you, bro.
Yeah, yeah.
That's crazy.
This is like meeting your favorite dude, right?
Yeah, but I want to be my favorite dude, you know?
And that's Lacey.
No.
Not me?
No.
No.
No.
You're top ten.
Who's the other nine?
Other nine, Lacey.
Lacey's camera man is sick as well, yeah.
Drew?
Yeah, Drew, yeah.
Drew what?
Drew who? Yeah, yeah, I love Drew.
Is he talking about the right place?
Yeah.
Drew who?
Where's Drew?
Can you call Drew?
I'm not calling him.
Have you got Drew who's number?
Yo, let me alone.
I just, I'm a big fan of the Big Fan of the World.
You're so confused, I'm hard, I'm not, Liz.
Why are you a Big Fan of the World?
Because we, I think he does really good camera angles.
Oh, no, no, he's gotta be drunk.
He does the best camera angle, Lacey.
He's going to make you into a spark.
He's going to make you into a ringtongue.
I love Lacey.
Oh yeah, I love Lacey.
Oh, like that's like...
No, that's like Ronaldo Messi.
Who would I be?
Who would I be? Who would I be in soccer, football?
You'd be like...
You'd be like Adam Johnson.
Woo!
Adam Johnson is one of the best.
Adam Johnson is one of the best.
One of the sidemen and say, I've based my game on Adam Johnson.
You know, I'll buy you a piece of the period I was writing about.
Adam Johnson.
I just want to leave you with one more note, you know what I'm saying, I can be compared to any foot footy player, Adam Johnson is like one of my idols.
Fuck, fuck you now!
That's what I'm saying, I'm as good as Adam Johnson, I should invite him.
Yeah, your mommy'll hit him to your face.
Wait, that's the love.
Thank you! This is love!
Yo, yo, yo!
They loved it.
They loved it?
They loved it, yeah?
So you think they haven't got the invite yet?
Ah, no.
They didn't like it.
Okay, so you actually like it?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Watch Adam Johnson highlight and then you'll be able to play.
Are we talking right now?
Oh, yeah?
Okay.
Okay.
You got that one?
Yeah.
Okay.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, you put, uh...
Uh, yeah, football.
Soccer, yeah.
There he is. There he is.
Football's bigger story. That's you, that's you.
I know.
Wait, he's good!
He does look like that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys are the same.
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
I just said it, bro. Look at that.
Wait, so I'm defeated.
Well, they're saying you scored 15 goals in one game.
You have to look at the sign and then 15 after.
Yeah
That's the game
So here we packed Adam Johnson he impacted 15 times
Forget all of these just get a man city top or a Sunday top and get Adam Johnson
He's a child?
Yeah.
He's fine, he's fine, he's fine.
He's calling me a nonce.
Is that a good thing?
Oh my god!
Oh, that's love, bro.
He's saying I'm nice.
I think it's like auto love.
I think it's like auto love.
I think it's like auto-correcting. They're saying I'm nice, that's so much love.
Yo chat bro, honestly bro, I like you. I might move here.
This is fucking love.
Yo, you look like God is a hot blood.
Chicken's gross to me.
I know. As long as there's some type of company on there, love is pretty good.
Bro, the chat is showing mad love. I'm having a good time.
Yeah, they're saying I'm nice.
With us?
Yeah.
It's love, bro.
Make sure you guys handle it.
Why are you pretending like you have to crouch?
Do you guys want any more fight focus or IZelle or not?
No, it was good.
60 PS.
There we go. Now everything's in frame. Now I got it.
Thank you, thank you, thank you so much, yeah, yeah.
Let's get ready to paddle.
Yeah, they're all calling me nice.
But they're calling me Adam Johnson.
Oh, that's good.
Yeah, that's what I said.
That's all right.
One more.
I need you to look up 15.
I don't know what that means.
That's a number on the shot.
Yeah, I know.
I'm on his left on the shot.
And he's still going to go.
I'm still confused.
Is this like a word?
He seems to be good players.
I'm not.
I'm not.
Are you J-sick?
What?
J-sick.
J-sick.
One-one.
You put the KSI serve.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
He's already proved his strength. United Kingdom, you see?
Man City, do you want to see me in the back?
What's that?
I don't know what you're saying, you're losing the show.
Man City, Sunderland, two teams in the UK, right?
UK, right?
If you guys want to show us some of the back, you can go and show us some of that show.
What are we doing tomorrow?
Maybe we can do that tomorrow.
The football street.
You guys doing the football street?
I haven't said nothing yet, but...
I'm giving them to Adam Johnson's person.
There we go.
I was gonna say a lot.
You have them, keep on.
You guys are famous.
Do I have his number?
Um, I...
You shouldn't have him.
No, no, no.
I'm not in contact with him.
Anymore?
No, I've never been to Johnson.
You have to hang out with him.
You told me you had to hang out with him.
Me? Adam Johnson?
No, no, I didn't hang out with him.
I just think you remind me of him.
Is this like a compliment day?
I've never been to Johnson.
The best thing to do is look at his highlights and then you'll find him.
15 goals in one game.
Should I tweet? I'm Adam Johnson?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Woke up feeling like Adam Johnson.
Woke up feeling like Adam Johnson.
Everyone is going to be like,
if you don't get a feel of that now.
No, he's just tweeted, woke up feeling like Adam Johnson.
No, I respect it.
That's an horrible thing to do.
Oh, man.
It's been so long.
Is this like a joke?
No.
It's not so bad.
Oh, yes.
The hockey player.
The reaction is fucking cool!
My brain is going to blow up, my brain is going to blow up, my brain is going to blow up!
My brain is going to blow up, my brain is going to blow up, my brain is going to blow up, my brain is going to blow up!
My brain's going to shut the fuck up!
Okay!
Thank you guys.
Yo, man, where's his hand?
Right in front of me.
Where's his hand?
We're seeing it's a pedophile.
No, no, not that.
They got mixed up.
They got mixed up.
That's not it.
Why is there a thousand likes already?
I've done it.
He's six years of personal six years to me.
Wait, what?
I missed this.
Oh my God.
Maybe it's different out of Justin. Very common name out of Justin.
I'm a perp.
No, it's probably out of Justin.
How many out of Justin are there?
Out of the answer I've been jailed for six years.
Not the football player. Not the football player.
He wouldn't do that. He wouldn't do that.
Trust me.
He would come up with his eye-likes
Yo, what are you guys doing?
I'm deleting it
I deleted it, that's who K likes it
I'm bleeding bro, no one's ever gonna help, no one's gonna charge.
Well he'll feel like Adam Johnson won.
Fuck bro, I just tweeted on the pedophile.
How much grams of protein is that?
Put it on this. Would you have one slice?
You too.
That's only like 400,000.
In the evening. Maybe like one more?
Excuse me.
Yo, that was good.
Yeah, in case it's big, that'll be...
Oh my God, Rocky is nice.
Don't think we can have tons of protein.
No way.
Oh, good job, dude.
Oh, good job, Jinx! I like that!
Ha ha ha ha!
My team!
I hate water!
What the fuck is Zink?
Adam Johnson!
I tweeted that
What's your reply saying?
I've hit a file.
Oh man, you don't need this.
Don't listen to me.
Ignore her! Ignore her!
Fuck them!
Sponsors.
No, no.
No.
No!
R.N.
Ooh.
Touch on it.
Not with your lips on it.
You're sick always
After that when I get half
Okay, but be honest this is bad for me
We
We walked the whole day, we walked, we didn't even lost it.
No.
No.
You feel much better?
I'm still sick.
Last slice, last slice.
One more percent body fat wouldn't hurt.
Let's be honest.
We'll have a right to our eighth video.
Okay, last slice.
If you're eating it, that means I can eat it.
That's how it works.
That's how it works.
What?
They're just putting numbers with who say after one.
Hey, hey, hey, where do we go?
Every time I take a bite, it's another percent.
Go to point.
Go to point.
Go to point.
Here we go.
Wow.
Oh, my God.
Are you sure?
Okay, we have four total.
I have four left.
All right.
Do you want to wait?
I want to wait.
I really want to wait.
I don't know! Golden point! Who does this out to?
Hey, only an ender today.
It's probably like 600 pounds.
Leave it out. I think you're nothing now.
If you growl, I'll growl.
Oh, I don't want to end it between us.
You, girl, come on.
What the hell?
We just won't eat tonight. Timber.
Thank you, Jason.
Look at how small he is.
Is this even like a real size?
Look at how small he is.
Where are you?
There's one left.
I know it's a lot.
It's tough.
Yeah?
It's fun.
Maybe I should give it to him?
Oh, just a second.
Oh, my God!
We're gonna save this.
100.
Oh, really?
No, no. No, enjoy it.
They actually said this is the pizza slice for charity.
Pizza slice for charity?
What's up?
You guys have a good time.
Come on, enjoy it bro.
Enjoy it?
I've got to.
I'm really hungry.
I can't eat right now.
What's okay?
You can eat right here.
I'm feeling really sick.
You and I get it.
You don't want to be a cherry this time.
I get it.
I did not get it.
It's a cherry, yeah?
Yeah.
I should have said it was a cherry.
I would have done it straight away.
Okay.
What about now?
Right now, yeah?
No, do it.
Yeah, it's a cherry.
I've got it.
What's on there?
What's on there?
What's on there?
It's chicken.
I was at Jalapeno
Oh, I'm allergic, I'm so allergic
Eat the fried, eat the fried
Even the chariot, I can't do that
My throat will be a health issue
I've been breathing it
Perfect, we can do that
Cross, I can't
I can't touch this thing
Yeah, stuff
There's a slice right there
I'm sure I see it
I know Jalapeno
You know you could chuck a beer for charity
What, a chocolate beer?
No, no, I don't drink that.
Yeah, yeah.
Alright.
How you doing, AJ?
You good, yeah?
You fine your name?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What's that symbol?
Awesome.
Off of the jeans?
No, no, I was thinking you want out of Johnson.
No, you call me a hud-a-pie.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
Look at the chat.
That had 2k likes in like 10 seconds.
I don't know what to do about it.
It's not something that I would ever do in my career.
So what player do you?
Come on. You know why. You know why.
Let me know.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Come on.
I mean, like a lamino mouth, I'm very sure about.
You know.
Lamino mouth?
Yeah, yeah.
That's what happens.
You see, if it was a happy scene, I would have...
It's pretty metaphorical.
I wouldn't think, like, just looking at it.
What do you think?
But I'm to look at you, what in terms of, like...
Yeah, yeah.
...what you should look like.
And maybe you look a little bit like, um, beachy.
Beachy.
Yeah.
Neat.
Neat?
It also has been around for a while.
Neat, who's a prolific finisher?
Oh, it's Neat.
Yep.
He's been joining.
He's got a good celebration.
Okay.
Yeah.
Why, who do you think he is?
Neat.
What is this?
What's that saying?
What is this?
Gang.
I didn't know you met him.
Yeah, he's pretty sad now.
You're not here?
No!
I didn't know you met him.
See, you're already friends.
Oh!
Yeah!
Yeah!
There you go!
That tweet can look as your favorite, by the way.
Favorite.
Yeah, favorite.
I'm a channel.
Not a great channel.
Can I tweet something on your phone?
I don't have Twitter.
No, it's fine.
It goes on Instagram.
I don't have Instagram.
I don't have Snapchat.
I don't have Snapchat.
I like to post on...
No, it's just there.
YouTube.
Now, YouTube.
YouTube.
I'm a YouTuber, but it's all AI, it's not me.
AI, you saw a photo of me.
I'm downstairs.
I'm sure that's AI.
Didn't look like AI.
Beautiful, isn't it?
So what's happening right now?
What are you guys doing in the UK?
We're not going to talk about stuff.
Let's keep on the small talk.
I want to stay small, so I'll be honest.
I want to be the first to want to be the place of shades.
I do.
Yeah, I'm begging.
I am.
Wait, what is it?
Shades.
That's it for stuff.
Yeah, it's me, it's my stuff, yeah.
What do you mean, no?
The glasses, the glasses.
Oh, you're okay.
I know.
Okay, so what's in the release?
Yeah, go ahead.
What was the release?
What's in the release?
I think what?
Go on.
No, it's just me and that.
I mean, you can do it, sir.
Oh, yeah?
You can do it.
No, I want to do it.
Come on, bro.
Imagine me in shades.
If you're in the charity match, we'll sort something out of place.
Because we need, we need, we need...
I don't know if I'm in it.
Are you in it?
I don't know yet.
He's Marlon, man. Of course he's fine.
See you guys, we're trying to get shade somewhere in that territory, mate.
Oh yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Alright, if I get him back in...
Hang on, go.
Yeah? Yeah.
Okay, okay.
We'll lose enough?
Believe it or not, ladies and gentlemen, I am joined by Ron, who is currently standing.
I can see that.
I can see that.
So, guys, he believes that he should be playing for the Cyber Jam.
I do get it right again.
I can see that.
What we said, yes or no?
Yes or no?
Is that a child, someone said?
No, no.
Let's go!
I've seen a lot of people say yes to me, but...
you know what this is twitch chat saying yes this is YouTube chat saying no
okay yeah
who do you think is going to win this?
Jinjin eating 4-2-1
Jinjin is so good at swimming
are we talking about paddles?
of course
I was good at paddles
okay
Yeah, so do you think the winners of this beat Harry and Theo? That's the final.
What was the chat about? Was Harry and Theo versus James?
They're gonna say Harry and Theo. Yeah, Theo's gonna be on and off.
Yeah? I don't know, I think we're there.
One of lads. Yeah?
So, um, as we were talking about Simon and Charry match,
uh, it's still a viewing point.
I think it'll be really good.
Not a good stream.
Anyone else like no?
Oh my god, the YouTube chat is getting so annoying.
You know why you're mad out of here?
You know why you fat fuck?
Fat fuck. Kill yourself.
Fat fuck.
Fat fuck.
Who's this child? Tell this child.
And then the Twitch chat is like,
Run! Run! Run!
Bro, what did I do?
Like, how do I change my image?
I just tweaked it from a pedophile, bro.
Like, my image just...
How'd I hurt you?
You are!
Oh, like, I don't understand it.
Like, how do I, like, I'm not cleaning my teeth,
but like, how do I hurt you?
Um...
Bro, honestly, once you get that six-five people room shot,
take them to see this.
Oh, my God.
To be fair, you aren't annoying.
Well, you guys think I'm, like, cool though, right?
Like, you guys like me, I would assume that.
Come on, guys, like, let's be honest here.
Oh!
I thought everyone's annoying at one point.
If I was annoying, I was annoying, I was annoying, I wasn't annoying, he hasn't been doing this for 15 years, I've been on my 7th year.
That means I'm half way to these guys. Come on.
My bad, I used to be annoying.
Of course, yeah.
I'm on that. I'm all on drop.
What's the spank? What's the spank?
Two hours.
You alright?
I'm just putting on my tech.
What were you guys talking about?
I don't know where I am.
You guys talking about clothing brands?
Clothing, modeling, you know what I'm talking about?
You know what I'm talking about?
You got a clothing brand?
What's the clothing brand?
That's called Ultra.
You might try to scotch our scout work.
Yeah.
Oh, no, not Danny.
Try to scotch.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sentence it, sentence it.
Um, are you cold?
Are you cold?
Yeah, a little bit.
Wow, you might need a jacket.
What jacket?
I don't know something that would ultra fit you.
I like that, I like that.
Um, four.
Are you feeling quite hot?
A little bit.
Actually...
You might need some shade.
I'm not interested.
All right.
I don't really want shades.
I'm more of like a glasses guy.
I'm not a fan of shades.
I don't tell you.
He's ruined the mood.
Yeah, I know.
He's ruined the whole vibe.
We're having a good time here and then he's ruined the whole thing.
Fucking ruined it.
You're ruined.
You're now the elves in the chat, feeling quite down straight.
You know I live off of W's, right?
No, no, it's elves.
It's the straight elves in that chat.
Oh my God, how did you do that?
See, how many elves do you have?
Yeah, watch out, watch out, watch out.
How did you do this?
Watch out.
How did you do this?
The elves.
The elves.
The elves.
The elves.
The elves.
The elves.
Wait, they just killed my whole day.
So what's the stream for the rest of the evening?
We've been shooting probably five out of this thing.
We're going to go to Brixton.
At some point...
You calm!
I'm going to Brixton!
We're going to go to Brixton train station at midnight.
Yeah, go!
Go, go!
We're going to...
We're going to Rolex is there?
Yeah, Rolex is. That's good.
Yeah, all that stuff
And then you go around with your phone
No, we're doing a challenge
We're doing a YouTube video
We don't believe in like, this zombie knife
I wonder who the video was saying
We can carry our watch
Scanning in the most dangerous place in London
We don't have phone apps
No, we put our watches out
Watch out
We're gonna have like
We're just gonna lean it off
Like our Lamborghini windows
And just wait
You've got his got Lamborghini's
Is that what streaming's like?
Yeah, we bought them
Yeah!
I'm kind of gnaw shite now.
You bet.
You kind of what?
I tried.
Gnaw sh?
I'm gnaw sh.
I'm what's gnaw sh?
I see you, I see you.
I see you.
You got broad?
Yeah, I see you.
If you guys are streaming and see that bag of shades, you need to try something.
I'll get them on.
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
Everything here, bro.
It's almost f**king different.
Yo, this is what I was looking for.
What the f**k is this?
What's your pizza?
I know, I know, I know.
I'm gonna eat today.
Go to have some pizza.
Are we eating today?
I don't think we have.
What is it?
Wow
Now I'm on a diet
Are we gonna have a go two weeks tomorrow
I do what are you going?
No, I'm not hungry.
I'm hungry.
It doesn't even look that good.
You got this JJ.
Wow, you're awesome.
What is that?
These rats are in their fucking domain.
Look at the swings. Do you see that? The spinos.
Wow! Wow! Wow, JJ!
You are phenomenal.
Stop blazing me!
You're just so good!
I love Creature! I love it!
I love this!
How does it go?
Creature was cheap!
Oh no, oh no, that's the disc!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, um...
Loth Navigate!
Diggle-dove, diggle-dove!
Diggle-dove, that's a good sign!
You're on here a great guy, don't let them put them down, fuck them for real?
Thank you bro.
That's my man!
Ooh, he could do that.
No.
Yes!
I just can't, I can't get over how good he is.
I can't get over how good he is.
L.A.I.
That was so good.
One day I'm gonna make it to the big ones.
You're gonna see me with the biggest ones.
I'm telling you bro.
Listen, I may be a Twitch streamer.
I may be stable, Ronaldo.
But one day I'm gonna be one of the legends.
I'm gonna be a great.
And everyone's gonna be like,
Mark, Ron's a goat, bro. Ron's a good ass, like a goat, bro.
I tell you, it's legend, legend, legend.
Ooh, legend!
I see it! I can see the future!
I can see the future, it's broken.
Yeah!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's go, let's go.
Let's see, man.
Let's see.
I'll just show my father.
Let's go, let's go.
It's good.
Calm down, man.
Calm down, yeah?
I fit in. I'm dead ass, bro.
These guys fart. Fuck them.
Heavy.
Yeah, should we put this in our mouth?
What is this?
You're paying more than one.
Sorry, buddy.
Should I put this in our mouth?
I hate these so much.
Should we put this in our mouth?
Oh, no.
Should we put the phone in our mouth?
What's wrong?
What's wrong?
What's wrong?
Why do you keep so secret?
I don't keep no secrets.
I've been chatting to the people and they're like
I'm telling them I need to send back to the chatting office.
I'm not?
Who? Who's that?
I don't know.
Are you serious?
What did you say?
Sorry guys.
Sorry.
Dude, I didn't eat too much from you, man.
I wanted to do it, but yeah, I was, like,
telling them I'd talk to social shit.
You got better than Jason.
What?
What?
What?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
I was talking to you, I was just talking to you.
I was talking to you?
You guys were not over there.
What?
Sorry, man.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's a bit of time this comes.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
I was on Simon's, though.
He was streaming to Twitch chat and the YouTube chat, he was like, yo, should Ron be invited?
The Twitch chat was giving, yes, yes, yes!
The YouTube chat said, get this kid off, this kid's annoying, get him off, and so on.
But I actually lost.
I swear to God, on our friendship on the hook.
I don't know, I think I got a...
I guess I got a fixed IPR, bro.
But I tweeted on my pedophile, 10 minutes ago, so...
That's not your fault, honestly.
No, but who's gonna believe that?
Should I tweet hacked?
Yeah, hack and tweet tweets.
Yeah, tweet a picture of mine and say hacked, Will.
Yeah, tweet a picture of me and say hacked.
Oh my God, yeah.
Bro, like, I don't...
I don't know. I guess...
Maybe I take a seven-day break.
After this, I'm just gonna duck them off of.
I know we just met, but it's a little spot we could go.
I don't get it.
I'm gonna jerk me off.
What'd he say?
I'm not understanding this U.K. show.
I'm fucking kidding you. I'm not gonna talk to you.
I actually tell him I don't care about the internet.
You're actually smart.
I'm going to retire, but this hate is getting to me.
I can't even watch this game.
Yeah bruv, go wait and bruv.
Go on, then.
Let's go, come on, dream brother!
Come on, Beth, let's go!
Yes, J.G.
That's my man.
Get out!
Get out of my house!
Wait, that's my son.
He's only 75 years old.
He's doing the same.
That's my son.
Thanks a lot for taking the score.
Yay!
Don't take this!
Yes!
My God, Mary's so beautiful.
Thank you, man.
Hey, kids, thank you!
All aboard!
Oh, that's a good spot.
Oh, yeah.
Beautiful.
Oh, yeah.
That's a nice one.
Janice!
I think the points are...
Oh, it's a 5-15-34.
Yeah.
You didn't get the shot.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Nice job.
Good.
Good.
I need a break.
I need you to bring it.
That's great.
That's him, right?
That's a lot.
That's how you treat him.
Come on.
Nice job.
Come on.
Huh?
I didn't even get this.
Yeah.
Oh no.
Oh, no.
They're good, but they're not great, but they're good, but they're not great.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
I am the one who got the game!
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
What's that?
What's that?
I'm going to add that to my bag.
What's that mean, sir?
I don't think so.
Am I in game?
There's no zombie discipline.
Oh
Why is it fake chili?
It's teeny-cheek.
Damn, outside it must be brick.
Oh, is it?
Yes, actually.
This guy's trying to join the convo.
It was AB.
Right now we're gonna see you later.
I'll tell you now, like, seventy-two.
Six-four.
Brothers.
Six for five is the ideal height for me.
It's a little high.
Wait, what?
No, sorry.
Hey, Uncle.
Leo says in. Leo says in.
That was a good leg.
Leo says in.
That was in. I saw it.
Ah!
Any decisions there for the game?
Was that one early or slow up?
No, it was slow up.
He's not at the roadstream side. Those kids today were way worse.
That's what I'm saying. I'm gonna be honest with you, Mark.
It's not even that bad compared to everyone else.
Honestly, until he shows it to us, Paul.
No, that's crazy. He's not gonna find me.
You wanna pull him out of there?
Jesus!
I love you. I love you. I love you. I learned a new word.
Go on, James! Go on, James!
Why do you have a thing with the ball?
She's just getting a good shot at the tap.
Jesus, Jesus.
Yes! They take good hustle!
They're breaking the ball right here.
They probably won't be able to shut the fuck up, huh?
No, they want you to ladder.
Probably.
I'm going to leave some camera here.
GS, GS board.
Well, guess what, bro?
Maybe ask for some subs?
Hey, hey, everybody!
We're going to start the waning!
Two seconds.
Two seconds.
Two seconds.
Two seconds.
Two seconds.
Two seconds.
I'm not going to give a one to do that.
Oh, my God!
Now!
That's class.
That's class.
That's class.
That's class.
Four.
I can't take that. I hate it, bro.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Yeah!
Up.
Why the fuck are you suddenly going to put it?
Hello.
Hello.
He calls for him!
He can't do the swim!
He can't do the swim!
He can't do the swim!
I'm back.
That's me, man!
What's up?
What's up?
That's what you're all about.
I'm back!
He calls for him!
He can't do the swim!
What's with him?
He can't do the swim!
You can't do this!
We got a parlay of Jin screaming one more time.
This is power boys.
No way.
No way.
No, I didn't hit him at all. I didn't hit him at all. It hit my chest. No, it hit my chest. It hit my chest. No, it hit my chest. I did not. It didn't hit my record.
No, that's a bad way.
He touched it, it's fine.
He touched it, mate.
Don't take it too fast.
It hit my chest.
It hit my chest.
Don't keep it touched, you hit it.
I'm in here with this.
Oh bro, panel doesn't lie. Let's play.
Let's give them a bounce.
7, 6, 3, 4.
Jesus, James, oh God, this.
Oh, my God! We're off! We're off!
We're gone!
The J.M.I.s!
The J.M.I.s!
Yes!
You guys played so well!
Shut the fuck up!
Shut the fuck up!
Shut the fuck up!
Shut the fuck up!
Shut the fuck up!
Shut the fuck up!
Shut the fuck up!
Yes, you guys played so well.
Shut the fuck up.
You're never getting that invite.
You've never seen that invite.
I didn't think that was going to be there.
It's hard.
Go for it.
Go for it.
Jersey spot.
Jersey spot.
Jersey spot.
Jersey spot.
Jersey spot.
Jersey spot.
Please.
I'm gonna... it seems like the scene is just about to start.
I'm not...
Yeah, I can fucking teach you.
Don't fucking talk to me when I'm playing, bro.
Yeah.
Don't disturb me, bro.
Put me off my game!
No, bro, I don't care, bro!
Pissed me off!
Either be pissed off, then pissed on, sir!
I'm gonna walk out a minute, okay? Appreciate it.
I- I don't know, I don't know. I don't know what to do with you.
Are you following me? I can't tell you.
He kept it straight for you.
Well, that means I have to stay for the finals now.
Yeah.
He's playing invite.
You want to step up or say you see what's outside?
For a second?
A quick second?
Oh, you wanna go outside?
I'm not gonna mess up.
You just gonna say hi to people?
Yeah, you just gonna say hi to people.
You can't even show off to me.
Oh, you're right.
I feel like people know this.
Yeah, honestly, I don't know.
No one's outside of it.
You know what?
They can't do it, right?
5,000 gifted, I'll go get a KSI's right there.
I'm gonna have to sign the new Bradley Marnen thing.
The UK version.
You probably gonna knock you out.
Knock you out, fucking.
Cat, we'll be right there for you.
That's right, that's right. I'll catch you.
I'll catch you.
Be honest with you, I was getting jumpy.
I'm weird jumping.
You got jumped? I don't know if I can jump.
I'll jump. I'll jump. I'll jump.
I'll just try.
But I'll jump it.
Get off of him!
So someone comes to me with a half up of a leg.
Yeah, bro. Back up, bro.
Like this.
Bro, you wanna poke, bro?
You know how legendary that tweet will be?
Oh my god.
That's a hundred K's anger.
I think it's minimal.
It might be like a hundred K's anger.
Someone wants that tweet.
You know?
No.
No Google hotel.
No, no.
640 room.
640 room.
What does that mean?
That's our room.
Oh, sorry.
Sorry, ladies.
Let's go over here.
Let's go over here.
Let's go over here, let's go over here, can't we?
I'm so cosy.
I'm going to go rage page inch.
Fuck, it's not time.
I can make anyone laugh.
Yeah, do it.
Do it.
I don't want to.
I have a feeling I'm going to get hate threats on some side of it, some for a little bit.
Like a side of it.
This guy's low key so annoying.
He always tries to put himself into situations.
What's his YouTube chat saying right now?
What's the final?
Let me chill out.
Take round on the final.
Look at this.
Great, man.
No, he's not.
Oh, God.
Stop!
You don't get out of here, captain.
I will get out.
Oh, gentlemen.
He's listening.
He's listening.
He's listening.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
I've got to do three sides.
I've got to do three sides.
I'll do it ten times.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
What's he doing?
Wait, it's one, so it's going to be one, two, three.
Oh, my God!
Ha-ha, it's my name, 6'9".
Oh, God.
I had a mate, unfortunately, let's not beat him. Just like the game. Get out, you're going home.
It's okay, man.
Manchester's what? Is it blue? Is it blue?
Oh, I wouldn't say that.
I wouldn't say that.
1000 gift down, and it's a scam you a say, Manchester's blue? Fuck that shit.
I wouldn't fucking stab him.
I'm not good enough.
Thank you.
That's all that matters.
Why are you here?
Because, ah, everyone loves me a lot.
Who's here for?
It's the noise.
I'm really happy to see you. I'm really happy I started again. I love you. I love you too.
I love you too man. Even though I've heard you about two years ago. Yeah you are.
That's the best time of your life right there.
Night time.
Don't tell me I was off too late.
Maybe we'll see you again.
I love you.
Sorry.
Are you out of your mind?
I don't know. I'm just gonna see.
What?
Come on, come on.
It's okay.
It's okay.
Listen, listen, listen.
Everything's okay.
Is it me?
I'm not gonna-
You're shit, I do rock it.
It's not.
It's not.
Absolutely.
Is it like, no way else?
It's like a big inside job.
It's everyone else.
It's everyone else.
You know what?
You can't judge yourself.
Is that a good thing?
Yes.
I love that.
I'm saying, everyone try to be someone, bro.
I am someone.
I'm stable fucking Ronaldo, that clip.
I'm stable fucking Ronaldo, that clip.
Mr. 40 fucking K.
Mr. 29.
Mr. 29.
Mr. 29.
Mr. 29.
Mr. 29.
Mr. 29.
Mr. 29.
Mr. 29.
Mr. 29.
Mr. 29.
Mr. 29.
Mr. 29.
Mr. 29.
Mr. 29.
Mr. 29.
oh my god how much get that oh no wait who is the um
oh my god they're all super
Jin's out there with his camera showing
or and is talking to Jin
Where do you think Daisy knows?
That's not good. All right, it's outside.
It's all bad. It wasn't this. I didn't realize that.
Okay, so, at first, like, if someone says to you, it's what I...
Yeah, of course.
It's a joke.
Maybe another time? Okay, it's fine.
maybe right this guy literally found Jason when nobody's on him like one
stream John told me that he found their air baby all
streets I don't know is that serious
oh he's got mental problems that are you sure that's a hard shit I actually
I would be sure the hard shit off-street
You've been getting me in these seasons.
Okay, just with this game, please.
Please sign it.
Oh, you're the finals.
I'm gonna be the finals.
Oh, it's amazing.
Oh, my watch.
You can watch, okay.
I'm your biggest supporter.
Okay, I love your channel.
I appreciate that, but I just need...
My channel.
I love your channel.
Thank you, bro.
Okay, too much.
Just keep it cool.
Just a few clubs here with me.
That's it.
That's it. That's what you need. That's what you need.
Alright.
Uh, two, seven.
Oh, he's in the watch now. Let's go.
Watch out.
So you watch from here?
Yeah.
From right here?
Bro, I want the best view of the house.
Are you out of your way?
Is this a good view?
With the seats?
Wait, is JJ on this side?
I think you're switching hat, right?
Yeah, that's how it works.
We are not, oh my God, I see R.N.
Oh my God, you see him?
Yeah, R.N.
Yeah, he just took a peace sign.
R.N. is literally to your left.
No, not.
Shall I go in?
He's throwing a peace sign.
Yeah.
That's up on R.N.
No, whatever.
Yep, yep, yep.
That's who we are.
R.N. fucking is free.
It's R.N.?
Yeah.
It's a church name.
Oh no.
Why would it be?
It's a church name.
What's up?
Hoi.
You enjoying yourself in your town in New Jack?
Yeah, I don't think anyone likes me.
I don't know, but I'm learning.
You're learning English?
No, just having fun.
Right, okay. What are you guys doing? What's your hair?
We're going to announce it.
When are you going to talk about it tomorrow?
We've got some cool things going.
We don't want to talk about it yet.
Were you the one back in the day?
I did a video where you held out a phone in London.
Oh!
No, that wasn't me.
What did they do?
Put a phone out in London. See if it's...
I can see how fast they got to.
That's a bad one.
That's a great one.
Very, very Charlie American boy you are.
That's a bad one.
I'm a little uncomfortable.
Yeah, I wasn't in the UK.
Oh, no. I'm here for the ORN.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
I bought KSI.
No, that guy says,
his name's ORN.
Oh, yeah.
What do you want to say to this?
I'm not saying shit dude.
Oh my god, how is the same kids from before?
But it's the fake one, bro.
Yes it is.
I can't read the fake one, bro.
Wait, what's on your cap?
What's on your head?
What did you say?
Okay, nice meeting you.
Nice pleasure.
Pleasure, bro.
Oh, I'm trapped. I'm trapped. I'm trapped.
You guys all?
Yeah, I'm not. I'm not watching you guys.
I don't know yet.
I don't know. You guys, you might just pull a knife out and kill me.
You feel like he's that type of cycle one?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah. I'm a little scared.
I love that.
Yeah, he's a little weird.
He's not like intimidating, bro. Some shit like that.
He's got some mental problems.
No, I'm just saying.
He's like so on and live
They're all saying kill that
I'm like actually like I'm not today like like honestly, I'm like he's crazy
I give him Jason's Island
I can't.
It's basically an invitation.
Cheshire and Jason's number.
And then be like, yo, maybe that dies out.
Good job.
Yeah, I'm not lying.
I got a feeling he might just like, like fucking, yeah, I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
Last game chat last game
Oh
I'm gonna kick this thing over and get three kills.
Here you go, man!
What the fuck are you doing, bro?
All right.
Can I go on your shoulders?
Do you wanna go on my shoulders?
You wanna watch the game?
Yeah.
I wanna watch shoulders.
Come on.
I just wanna watch the game.
There you go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh
You're a check it
Oh my god
That's even her mushy what a fucks your kiss cam on my shirt right now. What's your kiss cam?
Yeah, Ron. Ron. What are you?
Oh
Stop
I kid you not
I like that, Harry. I rate that.
Stand. Stand.
Is it... is it down?
Okay, I'm gonna take this one.
Oh, my God!
You're a ginger.
Ginger!
You wanna see it?
No, don't wanna see it.
You gotta see it.
Are you snacking?
No, never.
You snacking. You gotta see it.
We gotta go.
You gotta see it.
It's your snack.
They're gonna make YouTube videos.
It's Top 5 Respect Moments, you gotta love that.
Don't do it. Don't fucking do it.
Someone's gotta look at it.
Your child's gonna look at it.
Can I show that?
Yeah, you can show that. You're so skinny.
I mean, it should be fair if you were a woman.
If you're so skinny, yeah.
If you're a woman, you probably got...
Oh.
If you're a husband.
I want to look.
I want to see how it's gonna be.
Oh, that's right.
Oh, that's right. That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
Take a T.B., take a T.B. T.B.
You're so asshole.
Oh, that's right, guys.
That's right.
That's right.
I'm god that's red dude. That's like your hair.
Hey, it's like a cheeto on.
Yeah, but it looks like it's a preachy toe.
You fucking bitch.
Again, come on.
Yeah.
Oh wow, do you know what that means?
Yeah, you fucking bitch.
What the fuck?
Oh, you said that.
We got council over it.
You said that?
Yeah.
And that's why I'm going to say that.
What's wrong?
It's fucking weird, though.
Fucking weirdo, urges.
Destroy your men's.
Before you get poked.
Beat him down!
Oh, why? You're gonna do that?
I'm not even worried about that.
You're a good little boy, aren't you?
Oh, yeah, that's not covered in office.
Get Rocket, follow the toilet.
Roll the rocket.
Oh, hell no.
That's a flask.
That's a flask.
That's a flask.
That's a flask.
That's a flask.
That's a flask.
Streams up. Yes master winner. Oh, I think he's down
Don't you fucking see huh rocks in the back? I've got my deliver this morning. No you like
30,000 30,000 only two fucking years later, huh?
Just one of these days how to do thoughts yeah
You're going to come to my locker room.
Look at my phone. Look at my phone. Seriously.
Look at my phone.
I'm not shooting yet.
That's the thing. You're wrong.
What's that? What's that?
So you want to shoot a photo?
My phone's all in the folder from the yard.
It is, right?
It's fine.
That's the way I feel.
That's what you do.
I've seen that.
Great phones.
I'm gonna prove nothing to lose.
All right, all right, yeah.
I'm locked in, hold on.
I asked him that, I said, should I go naked?
Naked?
Yeah, straight.
I think we should take the top off and run around.
I think we love that.
They probably love that.
I think he would ban you if I were honest with you.
No, the chat would put W's.
I'm supporting you bro, like...
Is he fucking taking a shit you think?
Holy shit, he's been staring at us when we slept with the bathroom.
Oh, what you saw making sounds?
Oh, it's supposed to work.
It is?
Oh, fuck.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Run, run, run.
Nice.
Nice.
Oh, my god.
There you go.
Nice.
Nice.
Oh my God, they're getting smoked.
Oh, no.
Yes.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
Everyone get it.
Get it.
Get it.
Get it.
Fuck.
Fucker, we'll go.
Fuck.
Five, no.
Oh.
Oh, man.
Head in the game.
JJ, JJ, lock in. Reverse sweep, show them.
Don't listen to them.
I love the sister sport, I love that.
I'm so supportive, bro. I'm only doing it for an invite.
You got this JJ!
Not, it is, almost.
Rehearsal sweep! More!
What's the reverse? Zero?
Get in, lad! Come on! Feel good, play good!
Pardon? Pardon? Pardon me? Pardon?
Welcome back in the hotel, not a bad show.
Hey!
Rock it, take the booth.
Shall I go clog the toilet?
JK, JK, JK.
Knowledge.
Look at knowledge.
Nothing to lose.
Far away, far away
Here, is this a fucking sweep in a find list in sleep?
Is that a sweep?
Come on.
Okay, full combat.
I am a nightmare.
Forfeit!
Yes!
Come on!
What the hell?
Do you have the most cash?
Nah, I don't have it.
Yeah, maybe, yeah, at the end of the month.
Oh, just with the same pictures in my mind.
Oh.
We knew it!
Of those pulling back-to-back games!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
He's so funny.
I think you're funny.
Really?
What?
When I had glasses on, you were like...
You're funny, yeah, you're way funnier.
You're way funnier.
Wait, what's the score?
5-1
And it ends at 7?
Yeah
6-1?
No, it's 5-1
It's 5-1, and you get a point, so it goes 15, 20, 40
Predictions, predictions, predictions, predictions, predictions, predictions, predictions
It's 6-1
It's 6-3
OK, sure
Turn right on random
Turn right on random, right now
Wow!
Wow!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Did you just roll?
No.
I lost because of you mate.
I'm gonna get a random thread now.
Hey, great.
Hey, don't listen.
I'm gonna try a little speed.
Classic speed.
Listen, he played good.
He was kind of an issue there, huh?
I know but you know the energy that he was bringing
You sure you're in there that
Are you sure about this?
I don't know about this one.
I've already hated it.
I've already hated it.
It's done.
It's final.
Wow, bro.
Did they want to do a bonus round?
I don't know.
Wait, wait, wait.
Oh my soul we can sell this
Smell like a bottle
Oh my god it smells like JJ
Smells like knowledge
Oh my god
I can get high
How much do you think we can sell a ball for a time from JJ right now?
Probably like a hundred bucks
No
One more?
More?
Really?
Yeah
Should we get a booth?
Damn they're ending your stream, should we eat?
I shouldn't show this, huh?
Or not.
Should we say bye?
Yes!
Go donate to Mini Mentor, y'all. It's from Ron.
I will give subs here.
All right, stay safe, man.
I'm all right, I'm all right.
Yeah?
I'm going to see you soon, though.
When?
Why would you see us soon?
It was like a foreshadow of life.
Oh, you're more than for a see you soon, man.
Yes, sir, we'll see you very soon, OK?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, see you soon.
See you soon.
It's like an inside joke, this girl.
All right, man.
All right, man.
Soon, bro, soon.
Stay safe.
Hi, Josh.
Love you, bro.
Take care.
Yeah.
Love you, bro.
I've seen you bro, I've seen you soon right?
You just hit the same ball
Weird guy bro
I don't know if you don't even know him like that
Wait, what the fuck is going on?
Hey bro, I've seen you guys
I've seen you guys
I've seen you guys
Of course you'll play a cherry match right?
I hope, I hope
I don't
I'm actually a little confused
It's a national no stable no no
I just think it was good.
Change, bro.
I'm going now, boys.
It was a great fucking pleasure to see you again.
Oh, we're going to see each other again soon.
But I don't think it's a good one.
See you soon, bro.
Yeah, hopefully I'll see you soon.
Aw, thank you, really?
Yeah.
That didn't sound encouraging.
See you soon.
I'll try.
We'll see you soon.
Yeah, sure.
We'll see you soon.
Oh my God.
I'm going to see you soon.
Come on, come on, really?
See you in a bit, bro.
See you in a bit, bro.
Good games, great games.
Yo, good to see you, bro.
Even better games for more to come.
Shut the fuck up!
He just gives it a bit like that.
Everyone has said an instance of it.
What it is, I think it's either two things.
You get on everyone's nerves and don't want to actually like it.
No one actually likes you or everyone likes me but they're too afraid to say and it's probably that one all right
Maybe three things. Oh, okay
I'm racist they know I
Mean they don't I mean what I'm right
We're gonna get boomed by our end
How is that racist?
That's what it's called bro.
You've never been fucking boomed?
You're going to be sweet suburb.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Bro, that's my guy.
That's my guy.
That's my guy.
That's my guy.
Oh my god, that's my guy.
I'm just like, wait, I'm waiting, I'm like, I'm like, come on, come on, go tell him.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Oh, you want to come over here?
Oh, my God!
My God!
Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice.
All right.
Dude, you know what I'm saying?
We were just talking.
Like, everyone was so hyped that I was here,
and I was like wondering, you know,
when are we going to do something?
He wasn't even around, how did he like, what's going on?
Is he going to end up?
I've been in the 22nd?
Yeah, I leave the 21st.
I could stay a couple of days.
I'll stay a couple of days.
I'm here, I'll stay a couple of days.
Yeah, but he's here.
Oh, yeah.
You know what, I'll fire up.
The world.
Oh my god.
Yeah, it's going to be immense.
You told me you were leaving me.
No, I was saying I was just saying.
It's just this.
I see you at the charity match.
Are you coming?
Huh?
You're coming.
Like I'm gonna get value, right?
That's a plus one.
I'm gonna get a plus one?
No, you're gonna get a plus one.
We're actually like, do you have a mic on?
Come on.
Good.
Okay, look, bro.
You're so short.
I thought it was like a real combo, bro.
I'm a real look you played last year. Yes
Listen last year was a fluke. Bro. You saw how high we were gonna fluke like right bad, bro
Remember when I came out of the tunnel everyone's like wrong. That's wrong. You remember that right? You watch it
You were there you remember bro. Listen. I feel like nowadays like
I'm learning I'm actually getting good. I'm serious. Oh
What do I got to do? Do I have charity?
Why do you feel the face I was saying?
I mean, I was like, come on, what do I got to do?
Oh, I've seen what you said you'll do. That is mental.
You've seen the curve, you've seen the curve.
Of course I have. That's all I'm saying.
This is the issue though, right?
Oh my God!
You're doing all the clip farming. You're promoting the charity match.
So more than if you played.
So what are you saying? I should get it in, right?
Just keep promoting it and you're doing some charity work. I appreciate it.
Is he gonna get invited?
Yeah, I don't know.
Okay, that's a yes.
No, I need to... look.
And he's online.
I'm online.
Yeah, so if you're not getting invited, you're gonna get excited.
You know what I mean?
Like, I have $40.
Like, $40?
Yes, it is.
I'll be honest.
We're considering it.
Fuck.
Well, for him, is I no consideration at all.
I've always saw him last year.
Whereas we didn't see him last year.
OK, OK.
Last year, I knew it.
Joe is still out on him.
You're like dead bags.
Hey, I'm still in too.
You know what I mean?
Look at me.
I'm not sure the watch party, right?
And I can run ads tomorrow?
Yeah?
Really?
Yeah.
I mean, I'll take you there.
OK.
I don't know what's saying, it's nothing.
Am I going to see you again?
We're not breaking up.
What's going on?
Help me.
What are you doing while you're here still?
We should announce right now.
What?
We're tomorrow.
Oh we should?
Good, yeah.
Tomorrow he's gonna take me to my first ever soccer match.
This is the first football match.
Yeah?
I've never been to one.
I've only played in one.
First football?
You've played in one.
Ah.
Wembley.
And I'm about to do it again.
And you've never been to a football match.
I've never.
That's why I'm gonna play again though.
This is why you just can't.
I'm sorry.
You don't, you don't give your life to football either.
Oh I will.
I'll give my life to football.
I'll get a tattoo.
I'll do it after.
Have you been on a date with a football?
No.
Do I still have to do that?
Do that and we can talk.
Oh my God.
You're right.
You're right.
I promise.
I promise we can talk.
So what do I got to do?
Take a computer?
It's going to be like a couple of hours ago.
Okay. Maybe have sex with it on stream.
Hey little pump.
It's going to get away with it. Go for it.
Alright. I'll take that consideration.
I'll take the continuation. Oh, I'll see you soon.
Enjoy your match.
We're going to do a stream.
I'll see you. I'll see you in 20 seconds.
We'll go see you in 20 seconds.
How did you actually get in?
What? What do you mean how did I get in?
You told me I could come.
I told him.
That is true.
I thought it was like that.
They're kicking you out.
I don't know.
I'm a little...
What?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
I'm trying to see my W's.
Oh, it's just...
Look, you just got them laughing.
Okay.
Nice.
You got Mr. Shits and Giggles.
What are you doing?
I'm just trying to reach out.
They're just spamming son.
We don't have any shadow warped.
Do you know what a techo is?
A techo.
Oh, a techo.
You're getting old, mate.
No, no.
No, you look out.
Yeah, exactly.
You can't be caught.
It's old.
You can't be caught.
You can't be caught.
Yeah, exactly. You can't be calling me.
No, no, no, no.
Wait, you're having a kid, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Congratulations.
She's seven months.
Oh my God, I've got to be born.
Yeah.
Dude, you didn't even fucking know.
You were at home, man.
I got to be in the shower?
Yeah.
Why don't...
I want to give you gifts.
Oh, the baby's out.
Yeah, seven months old.
Wait, I thought seven months old.
I thought the baby's born instantly at nine months when it comes out.
No, you are actually way taller than you think you are.
No, you're younger than you think you are.
I thought you were born?
Like when you come out of the giant earth, you have like three months until your birthday.
Like you have nine months, you come out nine months, you wait for three months for one year.
So when's your birthday?
January 15th.
So my real birthday, like when I came out of my mom's giant earth, I was probably like...
November?
November.
No, you came out of your mom's giant earth, January.
So what is the nine months, just for the factory resets?
That's just how long it is.
that factory resets them?
No, that's the lobby.
What in Fortnite terms?
It did.
That's easier for me.
The nine months is the lobby filling.
Okay.
Okay, and then...
When you die, you get rebooted.
No, you die. We're not putting real over the females.
And you have to email them.
So when you die, you're eliminated.
Okay, you're back to the bench, that's it, that's Henry.
So maybe, okay, I got him.
Yeah?
So when am I gonna see you again?
Oh my god.
I'm gonna head on here.
All right, in a bit, I'll catch you in a bit, goodbye.
Goodbye.
In a bit, beautiful match.
It's a big break.
that tomorrow, tomorrow, Marlin is taking me
to my first ever football match.
Arsenal versus Wolves, they have a box seat.
Should be pretty cool.
We're gonna stream it.
It's gonna be super, super, super early.
So put notifications on on Twitter or Twitch.
If you're from the UK, it'll be cool
for you guys to watch.
What do you think?
That's me.
Yeah.
Chad, you excited for that stream or no?
I think it's gonna be fun.
We're not ending right now.
Chad, we're not ending right now.
Some people from West might be awake and respore.
You think so?
Are people like to watch the games, Sha?
Y'all like to watch those games?
It's my first ever soccer game.
People don't want to watch them.
Personally, that's the number one right now.
Yeah?
They put on notifications.
But maybe...
Wait, Marlon, the game's late.
Oh, wait, what's that?
That's so dope, Marlon.
They love you.
That's fucking love.
Damn.
so fucking nice and the UK is like your second family
fuck bro that's so dope wait that's so fire that's so nice of them holy fuck that's so nice
you excited for tomorrow's game bro box seats
I told him a little bit box seats are so first wall so look I'm taking him to his first
Football game tomorrow. Okay. It's Wolves versus Arsenal. Y'all know Arsenal is my team. I've never been to a waking though
We're going to Wolverhampton in the morning literally in the morning like 6 a.m.
I've ordered a full box for me and while like I fixed everything security and I sprinted there
box
I'm like
I'm gonna go play outside.
I'm gonna go like 11, 10 this time.
I'm gonna see the game.
It's gonna be sick, just gonna be sick.
So first football game tomorrow, right?
I'm nervous.
I'm not gonna give you this first jersey, all the rest of it.
I gotta pop out in Arsenal jersey, right?
Yeah, Arsenal jersey.
Arsenal jersey.
Oh, yeah, it's a lucky fire, bro.
Um, yeah.
You got side, I think?
You got side? Yeah, he has side.
Do we have it or no?
Um, do not wear an arsenal shirt.
No, no, you can't, you can't.
Okay, you can't.
They're calling me Guna.
Huh?
Who's that me?
No, Chad, we was going to do the, uh, case I talked to, but they said, they said,
wait a minute, wait a minute.
Cheers, bruvz.
Thank you so much.
Oh, I can do that right now.
We'll come up with you.
Oh, easy.
Thank you.
I don't know.
Do you know the address by your heart?
Search up here.
I got it.
GV.
Search up.
And then what's the call?
GV.
Do you want to walk and talk or stop?
Picture set.
This is going to be a good one.
All right.
We'll tell you.
We get over up there.
We've got like a text and minutes to get there.
Oh, yeah, the driver might say like, oh, you guys want to go too?
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
No, I've ordered to another place.
Yeah, I got it. I've ordered to another spot.
You did?
Yeah.
Are you going together?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't go.
Probably correct.
Let's see inside.
Every time.
Oh, wait, there's one right here.
Oh, fine.
I think there's one better.
Want to go right now?
Come on, let's go.
There's this one kid that's a little weird.
He's an Indian.
He's got to be racist.
That's him.
He did some weird shit.
He's being honest.
He might stab me.
I don't know what we're talking about.
Right, he ain't gonna stop.
So if you want to take pictures of him.
I can't.
Hold on now, alright.
Hold on, hold on.
Hold on, don't touch me, watch out.
All right, what's up, bro?
Yeah, I'll take a photo. What's up, bro?
I think I've got something to help with this guy. I already left, bro.
All right.
I'll come to your quarter.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come on, come on, there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll control the room.
Come on, give me...
Don't show around.
Yeah.
Run, run, run.
Good, good, good.
Run, run.
How many likes?
Stop pushing, stop pushing, stop pushing.
I'm sorry.
What's up, bro?
Hey, mate.
Stop pushing.
You're all right.
Go on.
Thanks.
Hold on.
Thanks.
Come with me.
Yeah, yeah.
Open the door bruh
Arlen!
What's it need?
Thank you all guys so much for being appreciated
Thank you all
Yeah, you're good
Thank you
Now, let me secure you bruh
That's security
But that's really good security, I'm not going to lie
Don't spin back, you'll be here
That was really good security bruh
He kept touching my like my thigh.
He kept going like, oh my God.
I didn't tell you, you stabbed my face.
You did?
Yeah, Jesus, stab my face, then you go like this.
Oh, Jesus.
That was great security on my phone.
Oh, and still I was like, yeah, let's take a photo.
We're all like, oh.
I don't know, I just thought I could have signed it,
signed my face, signed my face.
Bro, I can't do this, you know?
Hey Chad, W segment though?
Hey.
That was fucking fire.
That was fire, bro.
Are we going into the place?
We literally met everybody.
Chad, we literally ordered it, like,
I don't know what I'm saying.
We didn't see everybody, or like,
That was fire.
That was good.
We've seen fucking every UK creator pretty much.
It was sick.
chat well you don't think about UK so far day one hi chat day one bro tomorrow
tomorrow we have Arsenal bro I'm so excited today today was good but tomorrow
I'm so excited I'm there taking months his first game box sees everything bro
like and first-ever game and um we'll have we'll have to even honest out to
them they even reshouts me in their side bro we like we want to have one to have
you there we want to give you the best experience so hopefully like it should
be good I'm gonna find all the information out now I've just got
some new shit so imma let you know but yeah its not gonna be fun bro its not gonna be
a lot of fun bro do we have any uh any UK fans or what teams are they in what countries
or is it wolves so it's like 3 hours away um is that me can you click my shirt on
Hold on, you want to go for me?
Got a wobble here.
You got it?
What the fuck is that thing?
Why in the U.S.?
You got it?
I think he took my rocket.
I'm not digging in his butt.
Wait, I got a letter. Let me read it real quick.
They look sensual, see I'm on the way.
What up?
Let me read it real quick.
Yo M3, I wanted to write to you this
to let you know that you the fucking go
and you changed my life.
Hey, I'm fucking reading, asshole!
Sorry, you read like a fucking third of it.
All of your glow up advice and general life advice
carried so hard from when I was sold down, felt like shit.
And the whole chest from the other reading, yeah.
I didn't want to read anymore, I'm not gonna lie.
I didn't want to fucking read anymore.
Oh wow, you see that?
Wait, where are we going?
Holy shit.
Oh my God, Chad, that was fun, eh?
That was fun, eh?
It was a good first day.
It was a good first day.
It's a great first day, honestly.
It's got some devies going, bro.
Get some devies going for this fucking stream, Chad,
bro.
Dan, so what time are we gonna be live tomorrow, today?
So Chad, tomorrow, I don't want to say exactly,
but like UK time, we're probably gonna be live around 11.
Oh my God.
Yeah, like early.
Oh my God, what time is it?
Like really early chat.
What time is that for?
That's like 3 a.m.
Yeah.
Nah.
Yeah, for like,
I think it's even less, I think it's at one, one or two.
So we're gonna get up to March out,
we're gonna take literally a sprint in there at like seven.
Like seven or so, we gotta be up really early,
sorry, nine, but.
What they're saying?
They're saying 8 a.m. is the kickoff.
Wait, that's what it is?
Wait, they're saying games at 8 p.m.
Wait, what?
Wait, the games at 8 p.m.?
Is it?
They're all spamming 8 p.m.
It's a nighttime game?
We have to fire.
It's just nighttime and even more fire.
No is not. It's 12 p.m. they say.
Wait, am I tripping?
They're saying midweek is 8 p.m. 8 p.m. London. Oh, it is
Wait, is our phones are registering? Oh, it's had my shit
Our fucking phone has been read. Oh, that's even better than oh, yeah
It's gonna be like one of us. Oh, that's easy then that's fire. Oh, that's way far. Oh
Wait, I don't know if I can say this fully, but
Shall I say it? Yeah, okay cuz that's why I can stick. Okay, so but like baby stop me this time, bro
We love to have it out of the house like yeah, I'm gonna take my like obviously want to his first years old sick
Whatever we'll be hinting themselves
Want to like take us to like a whole thing before and so that before even the game of stars like the whole thing like through
The stadium I think that all this shit. Yeah. Yeah, so it's gonna be like a full thing before
And that's what they want to call me about afterwards cuz like like after the stream
So I think we're gonna go up there. We're gonna like spark there. We're gonna see party their city
see the state of the fire and then see the game and they're like oh listen bro so
it's about to be lit bro. It's about to be very very very fucking lit so. W. Marlon.
I'm excited bro. I'm really really excited Jack and hopefully Arsenal
fucking go crazy on the pause. But yeah I mean W. Day 1 no? Yeah it's pretty
fire honestly yeah yeah I'm not gonna lie to you that was a great first day
very first day not a bad day at all maybe some W's maybe just a couple of W's
little couple of W's in the chat if you like to stream I'm not gonna lie we're
going day to tomorrow yeah so what time you think we'll be live though okay so
probably honestly now I don't know I actually can't say it's time I would say
like I would say yeah we'll tweet it yeah we'll probably tweet in the next
couple hours yeah probably we'll let y'all know chat join our Twitter
You know I'm saying it's much more common last year. I don't know the same same same
Thanks more calm, you know saying they'll be stable. We have three doggie man. That was a great first day
Great. I was pretty packed. I was pretty much seven hours. Yeah, I didn't feel like seven hours. I'm up in it. Yeah, yeah
No, yeah, that was good a little bit of stream cybers, but honestly for our next couple days
I don't know if we'll need security besides one day. Yeah, because that's a day
I'm gonna tell you right now. It's like the only day we have just out like this
Yeah, all the other days is literally like like yet tomorrow. We have some shit playing on whatever like
So it should be good also tomorrow. We have security by the way. Oh, yeah for the game
So it should be fun news. Yeah. All right, child. It was a good first day. Appreciate the subs. Appreciate the
Love y'all boys shout out the stave shout out m3 and
Join the Twitter comments if y'all want updates will be will be two of the updates. Yeah
All right, man. I'm thrust able love y'all peace out y'all tomorrow