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02-19-2026 ยท 4h 05m
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One...
Are we live?
Are we live?
Are we live?
Is it?
I think it's live!
Hey!
What's good?
What's good, Wolves Nation?
What's up, y'all?
It's fucking cold.
It's freezing.
You didn't bring a jacket?
I didn't bring your jacket. I'm in a t-shirt. Um, and uh, it's dark as fuck out. It's dark as fuck out, man.
Depressing. Very fucking depressing. It's very depressing. Listen, we were gonna go live earlier.
Don't do the classic, whatever you want. Don't do the classic. We woke up.
Oh, so many kids. Yeah, I know. I know why we did the intro right here. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Three, two, one, three, two, one, three, two, one. They don't know you, bro. They don't know you.
I like that. They don't know you. I like that. They don't know you, man. I like that a lot. Okay, maybe not.
Anyways, we were supposed to go live earlier, bro, but we woke up feeling kind of sick
We're like bro, we're not gonna let down the viewers. Yes, I don't like that anyone never
We had a little bit of death threats in our DM. Yeah, we did a little bit of controversy
Yo, yeah, by the way like bro, you know what? Yeah, sorry to the wolves team in me, too
They did nothing but give us hospitality and we betrayed them
We've been trained up fully and I feel bad and I'm sorry, but um, yeah, it was my first soccer match
It's pretty cool. Yeah, but uh, yeah, I got a lot. I saw my social security number in my DM. Yeah
Much everything oh
Today
Yeah
Bro it's so hard being this fucking cool. Oh my god.
What's that bro?
Wait, what's our names?
Yes.
Yes, it is, it is, it is.
Yeah, we're live right now.
Yeah, all good, yeah.
What the fuck is happening?
I don't know.
Anyways, okay, listen.
What are we doing today?
So we said fuck that shit.
Yeah, fuck London, by the way.
Fuck that shit.
So we left London again, again.
Step that side.
Tell him about 3 a.m. when there was like 15 kids with knives outside like oh, oh, bro
What wolves fans pop off so we'll fuck you thank you man. What do we say, bro? We we did a lot
Anyways, bro, we caught up veggie. We said veggie
What are you doing today? Let me keep my height with you. Yeah
Marlin and Ron eggs they did today
So we're here um, we're gonna meet up with him what in private about an hour is
You're probably like 30, 45, 42 hour.
I might get some eats.
We fasted today.
We fasted.
I'm not going to lie.
We haven't ate.
I ate a banana this morning.
But I'm fake fasting.
He's fake fasting.
And yeah, I mean, I've not had a single bite to eat today.
Fucking moons out.
So yeah.
So we thought, you know what?
Why not grab a little Nando's for the one time?
Yeah, we haven't.
Dude, you know what we haven't done?
We haven't had a food segment.
We haven't had a food segment.
We haven't had a food segment.
We've had the driving segment.
We've had a driving segment.
Two hour driving segment.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's good.
That's not bad. That's not bad at all. We're gonna meet up with Deji
I think we're gonna make some music. We're gonna make some music go to the studio make a song with him
Don't really know what exactly what song but you know what we're going to flow today
And it's gonna be fun, bro. Oh, I also I didn't tell you bro, but I weighed myself yesterday. Did you actually?
Bro, I got a scan too. I'm up a body percent fat. Oh my god shocker if the yesterday
Listen, bro, we're gonna go eat real quick. We haven't eaten on stream. We don't know where we're at
We got dropped off to a random location. I'm not kidding. We're out here. Don't know where yeah
I don't know where we are, but I do know that it's the middle of
Middle of somewhere. Oh, that's right. Oh, no
The attitude behind us nice. Oh, literally the exact listen red. There's no one coming to our address
Yeah, no one's coming here, but that's he's gonna come in about 45 minutes
We're gonna do a little eating segment catch up with the chat and then drive with him to the studio
Yeah, make a song after that chill pipe. Maybe get some more easy with him
Anyway chat day three hope you enjoyed it so far tomorrow is a good day
Tomorrow's a great day. Tomorrow is my most excited day in my opinion is the one I've been looking forward to the most
Which we'll talk about at the end. Yeah, we end of the stream. Yes. Um, I think that's gonna be the best day
Me too personally. I'm fucking excited, bro. I'm sorry for today, too. Yeah, why not bro?
I'm yeah, I think we got dropped off at a mall. Yeah, it's gonna be pretty easy to figure out where we are
What if we do that?
Yeah, bro, look at that said ninja warrior UK. There's probably no ninja warriors in the UK
Here's the thing I thought it's like the nandos just like a random nandos with chat. It's
No, I think it's I think he told us it's over there. Oh, yeah, right, but but there's a lot of children
I don't know what's up with this life. Wait, so kids have school off still
For how long?
Take a photo John no photos. No photos. Cheers though. I'll say cheating. There's no one yet
It's nobody here in the middle. No, I'm not kidding. I would like winning in the middle of nowhere
You're honest, if I was somebody who knows in the chat, I'd guess.
Oh my god, there's an arcade right here.
Oh my god.
Oh, an arcade.
Oh, you're the easiest.
Should we go in the arcade after?
Not a bad shout.
No arcade?
I'm not a bad shot at all.
Look at this, bro.
Look at this.
Come on.
This is beautiful.
Lots of colors.
And yeah, I know I'm in a fucking cheese on a fucking
freaks my ass up, but I also knew it was going to be inside most of the time.
So I said, fuck it.
Wait, they have Starbucks in the UK?
What do you mean?
What do you think they don't have a UK that's having US?
Home Depot?
Facts?
Wait, how do we...
Oh, it's busy.
Oh, fuck.
It's so busy here.
Oh, my, we're in the middle.
Oh, my, I'm gonna fry.
Oh, my, I'm gonna fry.
Is it fries?
Oh, my God.
I'm gonna fry this.
Cheers, bro.
How long do you think we got seating first?
I'll be honest.
How long is the first seating of...
Four?
Four?
You want that? About 20 minutes?
20 minutes?
Oh, my God, we're first.
How many are first?
Cheers, guys.
Oh.
There's no reason right now.
You know it.
I already have 25 or 30.
Oh, man.
I'm going to go into our cave for a second.
Can we put it down?
No, just wait.
You see that way here?
Where should we wait? Is that right here?
Just there, yeah.
Ooh, so right in the middle here.
Are you going to wait here in Texas?
Is that fine?
I don't know, okay.
Yeah?
We have one person wait?
Yeah.
Okay, yeah, let's see where you go.
Can we do a table for four?
Yeah.
She has so many.
Okay, 20 minutes.
Ah, cool.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Okay.
We'll be inside for a little.
Is that okay?
Are you going to be okay?
It's part of the game.
I love you.
I love you too.
Okay.
I have a problem with our case.
Just call me brother.
No photos.
No photos.
No photos.
Okay, I mean hold on.
Damn, what is that?
That's crazy.
You're still in here like a random spot.
You see him too?
He was like, bro, that's Marlon.
I swear he whispered under his bed.
That's Marlon and Marlon, right?
You would think, you know what I'm saying?
But it's okay.
You would think it'd be like, we gotta tell you what we all are.
Oh, bro, they already know we're about to spend like minimum $40.
Minimum $40.
Minimum $40.
Minimum $40.
Okay, well, our kid is then.
Random Arcade it is.
Well yeah, I don't.
Like why are we in the Random Arcade
in like two hours at London?
I don't know if this is a good idea.
I'm down.
I'll say, I'll say, I'll say we got it.
Arcade, hello!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Ah!
What the fuck is there to do in here, Ralph?
Martin, move, come on.
Stop, stop, stop.
Nobody knows you here.
Wait, is this the most depressing Arcade I've ever seen?
This is depressing.
How do you do we got to get like tickets out or what?
There's like nothing to do in here
Well, it's like this what y'all do if you're little in like a random time to you catch out or what?
This is how we take your girl to date type I
I'm okay. I miss her so much. I don't even understand. I love y'all so much. Oh my god, seriously. Oh basketball
I think we should get there's nothing in here
It's cash is it?
Oh, yeah!
Did I say that?
Did you do like a friendly little wager?
Losers got to pay for the Nando's.
Yeah?
Okay, yeah, I like that.
I like that a lot.
Okay, ready?
What are we doing?
We are grown-ass tenders.
We've got to wait 20 minutes.
Yeah, but bro, this is literally like,
we're finally done.
Yeah, hi, dude.
We're good?
Nice to meet you.
Hi, dude.
Of course.
Can y'all make a line for Nando's?
Everyone make a line, please
Everyone make a line?
Take care, take care
Everyone make a line for me
Yo, grown ass man
Yo, Lucer, Casey, and Fernando's
Alright, you wanna do one at a time?
Alright, go ahead bro
You wanna sign?
Yeah, go ahead
Alright
$2?
That's fucking
It's actually not
Spale
Try another car
You don't fucking take A mix?
Are you kidding me?
You're taking apps?
Apple cash, hold on
I'm going first fuck off.
Okay.
Watch this shit.
I'm not paying for my shit too.
I'm not gonna lie.
Oh wow.
Nice.
I like that butt right there.
Listen bro, one thing about me is I may be short, I may be fat, but I know how to shoot
balls.
Oh you do?
I'm not gonna lie.
That's a wide move.
That's a really wide move.
Wide bro, yo.
One long.
One long.
Oh wow.
Oh wow.
Oh hold on.
Oh hold on.
What up?
Oh okay.
okay okay hey hey hey hey oh you're crazy
nendos you're crazy nendos what's the
fucking state you're here for nendos
hold on hold on it's harder than it looks
I wish I'm gonna get a breath that's not bad
that's not bad that's not bad that's not
bad hold on now
hold on now are you fine
Oh, yeah, it's over.
Oh, yeah, it's over.
Oh, hold on.
Oh, yeah, it's over.
Oh, yeah, it's over.
Why are you so left?
There you go.
Cash.
$38?
Hold on, y'all.
Yeah, I'm gonna do this for you in the last half.
I'm gonna make a line.
I'm gonna make a line.
Oh, well, I'll tell you, you might pay $32,
but I might at least not work in.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I know.
Why am I out of breath?
Like, low T.
Here we go.
So I got 39
Guys, oh, yeah start at me. Let's go, dude
Oh my god
Hey
What is the price oh
Oh, it's fine.
Wait, what do you have to beat?
Damn, you missed!
Oh, you won't go for the last shot.
You won't go for the backup. You won't go for the last shot.
You need one...
Woo-hoo!
Alright, bro, whatever, bro.
Hey, how you doing, bro? How you doing?
Tell all your friends we're here at this location. No, no
Everyone, host it. Host the average. Host the average.
Nice to meet you, bro. Yeah, of course.
How are you guys? I'm good. Nice to meet you, bro.
How's your brother? Yeah, of course.
He's talking to the day, bro. Oh, you still, okay.
He's the food I see.
He's squirming my face up.
I'm not gonna question. Is this where y'all come from?
Is this the area y'all come from? Have fun with shit?
Yeah, not much to do
38 or 36
No, you're not.
You must leave it.
Leave it.
Go to the top, yes.
You're going to have to leave it.
That's good, that's good.
Oh yeah, of course bro, yeah.
You gotta wait in line now.
There's like a lot of...
That's right, sometimes they say this piece.
This is a piece of slime, these are gonna slide.
Don't chat, we have to actually come and sue them at least, okay?
I don't know why eight girls don't have a healthy muscle.
Huh?
They don't have a healthy muscle.
They don't have a healthy muscle.
Get to KG.
My dog.
Alright, have some of this butter.
Fill up buff.
Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
What?
Because I look hell up buff in person.
It's like professional.
Wait, I don't know.
Can we get the bug out of here?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Listen, it's gotta be ready now.
But there's actually fucking like, this is like hell.
Go! Go!
That's him! That's him!
What am I doing? Yeah, let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it.
Yeah, of course. Let's do it. Let's do it.
Do you have your boob on?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, I have no boob on.
Two people that mark the month, thanks mate, I appreciate it mate, love that.
Hi, nice to meet you bro, nice to meet you.
Hi, nice to meet you. Shall we? Shall we get out?
Yeah, yeah, let's do it, let's do it, of course, of course.
Should we go on the fucking tour?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, both of us.
Post this address and let everyone know.
No.
Why are you always the same?
That's not making any better right there.
Too much.
Too much motion.
I just get the fuck out of here.
Yeah, I hear you.
He's going to be.
Oh yeah, of course.
Yeah.
I'll put the picture here.
Go ahead.
She has a picture of me on the wall.
Wait, can I see it?
That pink slide on the wall.
I
She's on it or not
Nice to meet you
Wait, what was just here?
Hey, nice to meet you
Two seconds ago
I think they're gonna follow us. Oh, yeah
We're gonna sit down to eat so oh
Look at the line. Oh, yeah, we look you got a good line
Wait, so is there plan so it is gonna follow it's like this. I mean they can't get it anyway. It's just is a waiting time
I mean, I could kick out
More coming. Oh nice. Okay. Nice like a flock of people
You would think you wouldn't need security if you don't fuck nowhere.
What's that?
Lace.
Lace?
Oh, Lace is calling me.
Oh, perfect.
Yo.
Alright.
Slash, smash, smash, smash.
Thank you so much.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Are you guys ready to go to the corner?
What was it?
Over there.
Over there now.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Cheers everybody.
Can we get a cheers in the chat, cheers?
Cheers to Eddie Bunstein a little bit.
Eddie Bunstein.
The best out.
Yeah, I bet it all, bro. I bet it all. Hey, this is the first Nandos on stream.
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm gonna be honest with you, too.
No!
I'm gonna be honest, Shaq. We have only eaten Nandos since we've been in fucking the UK.
What is that?
What is that? It doesn't light shit on me. Stop.
I swam on Mother's night.
Oh
How do you think with lights? Okay, so what I do is this
What I do is this you put on the table and then they don't have so much
Hey Jack, can you guys hear us?
Someone done it on you. What like, what are you saying?
I'm not done it okay. Oh
We see veggie bro. Oh my god, so much Cora. Oh my god. Let me talk about people
Wash your hands.
Bro, chat.
What are you on about?
Are you telling me?
Bro, nobody, nobody.
I mean nobody, nobody washes their hands when they eat food.
I'm dead ass.
Bro, washing your hands is like one of those things that you do like growing up like your
parents.
Like nobody actually washed their hands.
Bro, see me brushing your teeth.
Honestly.
Okay.
I think he lost me a little bit.
I think he moved it.
All right.
Should we show a child the QR code and save one number or is this time we're just going
to show him the QR code?
Yeah, I think that's fine.
All right.
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
Yeah
You want to do that? Yeah, I do actually
What if they order a week to pay for it, no, you can do it so it's just paid in
We good
So if anyone was ordering you have to check in I have to leave you know to stop us right speed you
uh bro chat i'm not even kidding bro imagine waking up and we have to stream us eating
bro this shit is not gonna leave from dead serious yeah i'm good over here wait what's
lemon and herb is that good okay chat everybody right now in the u k give me your nana's order
mine personally recently has been half the chicken i get broccoli on the side i get rice or i get um
How are you taking my shit right now?
Oh, he's gonna take my shit.
Me personally, bro?
I'm a fan of the fish and chips.
I do a pair of pairs.
I thought, load of fries you get the wrap, the sunset burger, a pair of pairs of chips,
a pair of tamarins, okay, not a bad shot of butterfly chicken.
I used to get the butterfly chicken, but it's a little bit too little.
You know what I'm saying?
Now I'm starving.
I could probably, I could probably down the whole chicken.
I don't give a fuck.
Okay, yes sir.
Oh my God, like you just don't stop, do you?
Yes sir, yep.
Holy shit, bro.
Yes sir, yes sir.
What's our table number?
Five?
Five.
Five.
Is the sweet peak good when you go there?
Don't ever speak to the king.
Is it good?
I don't think so.
Is it good?
I got the one under it now.
I don't like it.
Alright, bro.
The chat beat me too, bro.
I'm going to get broccolini, bro.
Alright.
I'm not a guy that usually gets vegetables, but I'm going to change my ways.
I'm going to do it, bro.
Wait, chat.
How's Jason in the island?
I saw he had a dog.
Does he still have a dog?
I'll take you to Five Gifted.
Thank you Abraham.
That's actually like a random dog.
Like that A's.
Did he eat it?
They're all saying he ate the dog.
No shot.
How good is this mic?
If I'm over here, can they hear me?
Holy, that's kind of swag.
Can I get mics?
I kind of like it.
Yes.
Yeah?
I'm paying, I'm paying.
Yo, why is my shit not fucking working?
Wait, do you not have money?
Look at this shit.
There it is.
There it is.
Oh my god.
I'm so funny.
I'm so fucking funny.
We could low-key do a mukbang.
Like I'm talking like...
Like a feast.
Like I'm talking like we eat one of every item on the menu.
That's not a backshot.
If I want to, no.
Lazy low ED7 out of bash out maybe get some food
What?
We're lazy bro
What do you think Lazy did for his birthday huh?
He got some nice gifts late at night
No I'll go with a nice head
What?
I don't know
Damn bro it's actually a good thing that we weren't at the house for Lazy's birthday
Yeah, yeah, I'm not even kidding sometimes like when I'm in my room like I can't sleep because I hear him
I swear I swear to God. I don't care what Lisa says. I've heard him and Dala
Go ahead. I know you have it. So how? So how I put on a show for the first time because I heard them have sex I'm pretty sure
I'm pretty sure but I have there's no way to compete that loud and house full of people already like oh bro
I'm talking like the whole floor vibrated. I think Lisa's like jumping or something. I don't know
I'll be honest.
I'll be honest with you, bro.
His window's right next to me.
Let's check, bro.
Darlan Lacy.
Darlan Lacy.
What did you tell us?
Bro, if I have to go through, you guys have to go through.
Yeah, thanks.
And we have to be up so early tomorrow.
So early tomorrow.
I'm excited to be up.
Oh my God.
I'm just gonna be a good dad.
Yeah.
It's gonna be a great fucking day.
Chad, how has London been so far?
I've been here for a long time.
I've been here for a long time.
I've been here for a long time.
I've been here for a long time.
and been so far
Probably yesterday was actually so hectic
Yeah, I actually woke up to some threats to be honest with you
Oh, so he didn't wake up to love you got like balls and I fucking
And we really got in trouble
I got a Instagram ad like people added me and they put like just nice I
Got nice my deals. I mean honestly you I challenge someone to saddest I don't think it's gonna happen
I just don't think it's gonna happen.
Oh, Marlon and I are free licks right now.
No we're not, okay? I got a fucking gun on me, bro.
I got about a four-fifty-two walk out of that zombie knife.
I got everything on me.
You got a fucking musket?
Yeah, I do. I do.
Fuck it, there's no reason to trip out, bro.
You have fish and chips.
I'm rocking. I'm gonna get the fucking Caesar wrap.
He's your rat.
Blood does not have a secret. Yes, I do.
You have no idea?
Guys, guns are not illegal. You can still get guns.
No, I can tell you guns are illegal, right?
Okay, so why do they have muskets? That's a gun.
I'm not even kidding. Is that not what it is?
I said, not a gun.
So how does it work?
They have cannons.
They're illegal, yeah.
Come on, Sam.
Come on.
I can't tell if you're trolling.
No, that's not even...
Wait, I'm gonna be so honest.
You can't walk around with a musket.
A musket's here?
You know what a musket's here is, right?
No.
I thought the guys on the horses did have guns.
Nah, they have a...
It's like a soft air gun.
But like, they're long ones.
I'm so fucking tired.
Stop, stop.
Watch out, a lot of people are probably wondering, you know, Ron and Marlon, like you guys said
that you were going to commit to working out while you were in London.
Have you guys been doing that?
Well, we've been going in the morning.
We've been going at night.
It's like twice a day.
Like, even today, like, we weren't streaming.
Yeah.
We were in the gym.
It's been good, guys.
It's been really good.
um let's see how let's see how because like remember how we said it?
oh oh
yeah
oh no i'm working i'm good you guys i'm good
well i'm in the other side guys i'm working i'm not interested
people always wanted to serve me when i'm working
you're too far i know
wow so actually i know what you mean exactly
yeah the first guys let's get it up of course
cheers thank you
okay i want to ask you to do this because this is a conversation i think a lot of people ask
Yeah, so for us that comes into the UK, we love men.
Okay.
But for the people that live in the UK, apparently they don't.
Like at all.
They think that's what she's made.
Yeah, they fucking eat on toast.
They toast.
They toast.
They toast.
They toast.
Oh, cheers bro.
Oh, yeah.
They toast on table though.
Oh, they gave a dada-ma.
Oh, dada-ma.
Oh, you think they know it's a stable one now?
Look at what I've seen.
Huh?
Oh, oh, oh.
Come on.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Wait, what's going on?
I'm losing my wedges by the second.
Thank you.
Oh, boys, menus.
What? Give me anything you would care for it.
Sweet potatoes is a hard take, but way better than normal potatoes.
I did a visa. Like, my fault.
I actually hate eating French fries now. Especially since I've been on my diet.
What?
Wait, are you still laughing?
Why are you playing Clash Royale?
You do realize we're fan, we don't do that anymore after Jinxy.
You know that, right?
I have nothing else to play, bro.
Drop a meat chat if you hate Clash Royale.
Wait, should we tell Dengie to pull up soon?
Like in my 30?
I'm pulling up 30 now.
Hold on, I got two hours and about to leave.
Oh dude.
So, hands up.
Get a big one.
Here you go.
Do you like the crispy ones?
Ah, yeah.
I had this one with Ron yesterday.
It was like a week or two ago.
He doesn't limit...
I'm going to ask you a question first.
Sweet potato fries
in regular fries.
What's healthy?
Sweet potato fries?
Okay, so you think, okay, so you think sweet potato fries are healthy?
You think I'm a dumbass?
You think sweet potato fries are healthy?
Yeah.
They're not?
It's quite an oil.
Yeah.
But it's sweet potato.
They're orange.
It's like a carrot.
Wait, why aren't they healthy?
It's not about the, you know, a potato.
It's super healthy.
Oh, it seems like everyone...
Oh!
Wow, this is the UK special.
No, actually.
Do you have to sell that?
Yeah, yeah, it's totally worth it, man.
All right.
I think you can take some people, wow, like 10 years.
She's coming out by 2026.
After.
I like that tech.
I think we never do that.
Oh.
Yeah, after.
Yeah, I would be happy to.
Thanks, bro.
Wait, I'm not even kidding.
Like what happens in the UK?
I'm not sure.
Chad, by the way, you're going to see me eat, like, not a lot of food.
I decided to only get 10 wings.
Only? Yeah, but it's good for you.
So, you know what I'm saying?
We're going to see Desi pretty soon, too.
My shit's a lot bigger than that.
Bro, tell him bathroom.
It's a thousand...
It's a thousand calories.
So he just decided to...
Oh yeah, they did too over there.
They got a table.
Yup.
So, we've had noodles five times.
I should get it.
Oh, wow.
this is what I get, the one that I hope you see
the fake chicken buckle you need to go salad inside
that looks so good bro
damn, that looks so good bro, I'm so hungry
what's that?
it's a meat salad
go to the middle, come on next time, you know what it is bro
wow, God I can't wait to fucking dig into this shit
meat too bro, that's so good
Hey mom, I'm so hungry bro.
I can eat more than Garcia.
I'm fucking starving.
Is your name really Garcia?
Yeah.
I'm waiting, listen, you gotta wish everybody's happy.
Oh, I'm not like that. I will be eating.
I'm like that.
Now, the thing is for me, okay?
You gotta...
You just fucking talked about the fact that we thought we lost the cameras today.
We did we thought we lost what I lost camera right there. Yeah, bro
Dude, you should have seen last night. Laze was like, bro. I'm so sorry, bro. I'm with lots of camcorder
I'm so sorry for like hours. We're like, bro. Laze bro. It's okay. He's like, no, bro
I owe you guys big time
So ladies will be paying for our school today, bro. I got you over. Yeah, of course
Never get this never be that close, you know, that'd be late. How do you make a fan, bro?
Those french fries look so good
I think I'm addicted to food, but uh, did you?
No, you definitely are.
Yo, can you give me a nap if I take the broccoli?
Just one?
Oh, ten wings!
Oh, wait, that's...
Now that looks so good.
Damn, bro.
The good life.
Damn, that's so nice.
I'm probably just gonna go ahead and dig right in.
Oh really?
Yeah, I'm probably just gonna take this out here and then...
Nah, you don't even want them though.
I'm probably just gonna get straight to it even.
Ooh, it's a little hot.
It's like, you know it's good too.
Really?
Steam's coming off, fingers are burning.
Damn, bro.
Can I smell it?
That smells good.
That smells so good.
Oh, why are you just digging in?
You're not waiting for anyone?
No bite.
No bite.
After? After?
Thank you.
Thanks, brother.
That's the craziest customer.
Why?
You said he had a bus stop for me.
He had a bus.
Is that a little clip?
But it really was.
Maybe in another life.
I'm actually going to go now.
Have a good day.
Have a good day.
How do you feel about all the people coming up to that?
I love it, bro. I know we love it.
Oh, God. Have you even been on shooting with him?
These are guys alone, man.
You were the one who made me feel a big shot.
Oh, Jesus.
Why are you in Malaysia?
Oh, he's here.
He's coming in five minutes.
Yeah, she's finishing up at the arcade.
She's finishing up at the arcade.
She's in the arcade right now?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Mom's.
Mom's.
Mom's.
Mom's.
Mom's.
I'm not going to arcade if you go here.
I'm not going to let my kids.
Nah, I bet.
Yeah, you do good.
You do good.
If you go here, it's okay.
I'll have a good day, guys.
Come, you're safe.
Yes, son.
She's got to go someday.
Yeah.
I'm doing that.
Do it now.
Where's the little food here?
Wait, you need the lad for them or the lad?
Yes.
I'm telling you, it's the best one.
It's the best one.
It's the best one.
It's the best one.
I'm gonna have some of it.
Oh my God.
No, I'm not allowed.
There's one food for the rest of life
that you can eat all day.
Oh my God.
I actually think it's chicken.
I need to get more pasta because you can do so much with it.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
A lot of things need to do.
I'll fuck a chicken.
Chicken.
What are you doing?
Oh, you're, like, waving it on my head.
What are you doing?
I got excited.
I got really excited.
I got really fucking excited.
Oh, my God.
I cannot wait to eat, bro.
All right.
Hey, man, what's up, dude?
You got to attach some back off you?
All right, I'm going to ask that right now.
What sauce do y'all bring to the table to them pouring shit?
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Like, you know what I'm saying?
What sauce do y'all bring to the table to them foreign shit, like you know what I'm saying?
I'm personally like a mild type of guy, or like a hot type of guy.
I'm a fan of zesty buffalo.
Okay, I eat a little messy.
You can call it medium, I better say it more or something.
Do they want ASMR, you think?
Bring it up.
The Nando's is so good, I actually think it's the best one.
What's going on over there?
Mmm, mmm, mmm.
So the head, every single sauce will take every single one.
Ronald, I'm pretty sure.
What is that?
Ronald, what's that?
So you're gonna hog it
You think I'm gonna get like posted on the UK like fat slob these Nando's from the wolves game
Hey, what?
Are you a fast slob one?
How much was slob one in ten?
Okay, that's all good to say. Are you doing bro? You have to be a slob easy
Remember how we said that it was like 67 days until the charity match and if you got invited we had to stay in shape until then.
Yeah.
What about it?
In the middle of the week.
I have gone every day. Have you?
No.
There you go.
We get to W Ron in the chat?
I guess you go on every day?
I have.
You can see it in my face yeah, look good
What's your lucky Texas you to come over
What they saying bro
So if Marlon doesn't go to the gym y'all praise him the way he looks when I don't go to the gym
I'm a fat lady.
It's like.
Oh, he just left probably, bro.
God, you got his left.
Nah, he probably just left, honestly, bro.
I would never lie to you.
Oh my God, they're all bad.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Nice, they all want to eat.
I love it, bro.
They eat their hats?
Yeah.
They brought their whole pepper down.
What's the go-to spot in London for free, is it Nando's?
I'm a fat idiot, bro.
I give y'all permission, man, to call me a fat idiot.
So I like to have this way more.
Hepatites?
Hepatites.
Oh, I love that emote.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We really are...
Wow, they call you fat pizza, fat pizza bacon.
Yeah.
They're gonna fuckin' eat me right now.
I don't even want to eat more of that.
That's how you want to eat.
Should I go throw myself up in the bathroom?
Yeah.
Fuckin' do it.
Oh.
Fuckin' do it.
Fuckin' do it.
Fuckin' do it.
Fuckin' do it.
Fuckin' do it.
Fuckin' do it.
Fuckin' do it.
Fuckin' do it.
Fuckin' do it.
Whatever, bro.
Is it going to L Marlin?
Is it going to fucking L Marlin, Chad?
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Be honest though, is there a normal way to eat wings?
Like, I feel like there's no, like, clean way to eat wings.
Am I trippin'?
Are you mean gotta be messy?
You gotta be.
You like your messa don't you, boy?
Wait, what is this green shit?
Yeah.
That face over there.
Chicken and rice box.
Open it up.
Two bonnets all over it.
Two chicken on the side.
Wait, what did you and ladies eat?
That's what got you guys fucked up?
Because it was spicy as hell, but it was good though, it was good though, right?
Yeah.
Come on Chad, stop playing.
This is good food.
Stop probleming.
Wait, do we talk about tomorrow a little bit or no?
Are we getting a spot or?
It's not really.
You don't think so?
Because we're doing
High-cooked
It's born bad route
What does he say
He's a little weird, I don't know why.
He's a hell of a guy.
How many fuck me all day long?
Chad, who's the YouTuber that you watch growing up?
Not a lot, Desi?
I used to watch him in KSI a lot.
I didn't really watch the Sidemen a lot though.
Really?
So we can get a bar?
Yeah.
So we can get some honey there.
I don't know.
This is so fucking good oh my god
I'm gonna boost it up
Here?
Here?
Here?
Here?
Yeah
It's coming
Oh you can get at least a worse version chips bro
I don't know
Who do you actually have to do this with her?
Ashroggen
Yeah
You see how he looks weird now every time?
Nah, that's what I can't
That's what I can't
Oh, there you go.
Eww, what part of the bone in the body is this?
tomorrow this is good because like this age how do you give a hint how do you give a
hint what I like that's a cool like it's cool
yeah
so amazing thank you
don't think it's a collab they'll chat it's not
Michael Lab
That's just cool that we're here to do it
I like jokes, but what if...
What do I call it?
What?
I'm gonna call it Manifesting
You think you don't wanna put it down?
They're gonna know that one
They know
Any guesses up?
What's that?
Water?
I'm not seeing anything.
Dude, they fuckin' took the thing out, so I don't know if I can't order water.
Dude, you're a moose.
Mind if I get out real quick and wash my hands?
No.
I'll be back, Chah.
Now Chah, it's about to be fun though.
It's about to be that fun.
Hopefully.
Hopefully, hopefully, hopefully.
Yes, it's already the last day tomorrow, what the fuck?
What the fuck is a Milton Key's, bro?
Everybody keeps paying me that.
How old is that, Sam?
Is that like a place?
What do we do?
Can't wait to see that you try it.
I can't wait to see that you chat, dude.
Small.
Small.
Look.
Look.
Look.
What the fuck are you doing?
Bro, that kid that ass followed me to that room.
What did he do?
What's he did?
He followed me reporting a whole ass video.
I know I'm going to that room.
You know what I'm talking about? Imagine someone going into the bathroom with us.
I had a little ass kid just recording me.
They're like, they're like, they're recording us here.
What?
I don't know.
I don't know, bro. He asked me to talk to his friend on Snapchat while I was fucking eating this.
Yes, I called him.
I should just piss him off, honestly.
No, I have a problem.
So like, my problem is that I can't pee in front of people.
So like he was like recording me AFK faking a piss basically so I'm still
holding my piss I just washed my hands
No bro no one knows what's on that where you can't be in front of me
Well I'm serious I dead I dead ass cannot be in front of me. Is that normal? I can do it.
I think I have trauma for my dad used to pee with me.
I didn't even get to the fucking point I was thinking about.
My dad and I used to pee, we used to make an X out of our fists.
Are you with the lions? Is it a toilet?
How old were you again?
I was 13.
No, I was 12.
I didn't even work.
So he like...
I don't know, Chad, why is that like crazy?
Crazy.
He was like so when he went to the bathroom.
Well, that's just like a loving father.
Like, what did he tell you there?
Like, yeah, I'm going to the bathroom,
taking the chairs.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
One more.
Oh, yeah, one more, one more, one more, one more.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, six.
Thank you guys so much.
Hope you're doing great.
Appreciate it, bro.
Oh, we'll never come back.
Yeah, anyways, I was taking a piss at my dad.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That looks good.
Hello, Key bro.
Oh, here we go, one by one.
Cheers.
Yeah.
Can you say hi to the owner?
Maya?
Yeah.
Maya?
Yeah.
What's up Maya? How you doing?
I'm actually like, next level of cancer.
Yeah.
You're not just a little cancer.
What the hell do you want me to understand?
Why do you need six?
Why do you need six photos?
Why do you need six pictures?
Um, because you're a fucking Greek god.
And what?
Bro, I was a fan of you, but I take photos of you every day.
I'm still hungry.
I am still hungry.
I'm a god.
All my life, like, I'm not, I don't know, I don't believe it.
I'm that slumber.
I don't have a thing, a table number.
It's in Bachmaningale studio.
So far, it's a pro.
The middle of the year.
You have a rough, imagine another just 15 wings.
Oh my God, see that's it.
Sail of the Teen.
Sure?
Oh, yeah.
Meg, what the fuck did you do?
Yeah, of course, mate, of course, mate, of course you can.
You know what I noticed? Every child has a fucking iPhone.
I had a blackberry. Do you even know what a blackberry is?
Oh my god, we got a door, bro.
Oh my god.
They're scaring at you. They're not letting them in. It's gotta be for us.
For us?
Yeah, they're gonna say, oh my god, yo, ladies and gentlemen, can we do a group photo?
But can I get a solo photo for ladies, too?
Yeah, it's us.
It's us.
Oh, it's good.
Oh, it's good.
Oh, it's good.
Oh, yeah.
I'm sorry.
Thank you, man. Appreciate it.
How do they actually find that?
Is everyone talking on the staff?
Not sure.
You can't go, yeah?
We're doing the group chats.
We're waiting.
It's your fucking fault.
You keep telling me about all your fucking friends and they take it literally.
Don't worry, here come more bros.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
How do you take it?
How you doing? How you doing?
I'm gonna make it worse on your fucking.
Yeah, guys, talk to all your friends over here.
Ask each and everyone. I'm serious.
Hey, everyone. And all your group chats.
I look behind you, Rocket.
Just don't want any more.
More photos.
Oh yeah, this is...
You guys want to picture a rocket?
Oh my God
Yeah, of course
Guys, call all your friends
Drop the love
Tell all your friends
There's more to take if this is lonely, right?
They're calling all their friends.
It's like some shit.
Basically, Jason's on the dinner table.
Last year, when you guys came to train out,
Christian, you guys were playing at the national team.
Do you mind if you could sign the suit?
I'll sign it to all of you.
Yes, sir.
Appreciate it.
You're welcome.
This is a solid issue.
That is excessive.
I can't get over the table.
Hey guys, if you want to meet us, we're going to be...
Oh yeah, let's go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's true shit, you're going to make it awesome.
Yeah.
Safety, mate.
Safety.
You can do the summer shit later, because I know you don't want to.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I will.
Yeah, promise.
Nice thing about you guys.
Lost hands.
I'm not eating no more.
So no more blue fellas?
I'm having like a little more, look.
Little 15 wings.
Should we hit him with a complimentary snack for like troubles?
I like that
So is that for me?
Yeah!
I don't have a friend
Yeah, sorry
Okay, of course, yeah
I'm sorry
I'm sorry, hold on a minute
I'm gonna try and be like that and swear a lot
But he couldn't have asked for a solution with no pain
See, that's it
Like what are you doing?
damn bro I wish I had some complimentary corn
boy I don't fucking everything I don't fucking course
this is awful
brown spot I don't want to disturb while you're eating can I take a picture
I don't want to disturb while you're eating
no bro I don't want to disturb you
Did I wear it?
Is this on you?
Tell me I won't work on that after this.
Stop it, stop it, stop it.
Oh my god.
Bro, I'm not gonna pull it off.
I can't go for another. How long is he here?
I picked each one of these.
Excuse me.
If they already took the thing, we still wouldn't want to lose the table.
You know, just a little bit of purest.
And I love chicken, you know.
Are you okay?
You alright?
Are you actually getting one?
No.
I won't.
Oh, bro.
Oh.
I guess it takes about two days.
One thing?
That's a good thing.
You won't?
Yeah.
Have a good day, love.
Yeah, of course, of course.
It is my best friend's birthday, five weeks ago.
Why are they bringing iBeloji to your tab?
I gotta open my chat, I gotta send it to her.
I'll be cool, I'll train in a max guitar YouTube video.
You know how he doesn't edit his videos?
No, no, no, no.
We pull up on each video.
Yeah
Yeah, he doesn't do it anyways
How do you always have service?
Me? What provider do you use?
ACP, you too, right?
I do, it doesn't work
I can't even see my W's
So I might even do this
If you can't see your W's, there's no point in restraining
I can't, I can't learn it bro
I'll be honest, right?
Yeah, that's exactly
Chad, did we order more food yesterday or not, bro?
Probably not.
No lies.
It doesn't sound like a bad idea.
It doesn't sound like a bad idea.
Oh, nice.
My Chad is just...
They're nice.
Knives and L's.
Why not put a knife for it after the beef?
Are they saying no?
How's the UT-90's so bad?
It's kind of disgusting.
Yeah, probably.
Disgusting joke.
Yeah, you know what?
You know McDonald's was voted?
The one in Paris
They give wings
Well, so we just
Their coke it says everything
I never got a line or I've never done
I feel like I should for some of the lighter personality might did coke if you did coge if I was fine
You fucking up in a room.
I probably have like super powers.
You have a line?
Yeah.
Have y'all seen that kill TikTok?
We like...
Oh my god, yes.
Yeah, right?
I hate that push of things.
I don't know how it could move me.
I swear on my life.
I swear on my life.
He moves on his own.
I swear on my life.
A glass could be right here.
And he like creates enough.
I don't even know what it is.
I don't even know.
And he moves it.
He literally moves it.
And it looks like it's taking a lot out of it.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, they're denying a lot of people.
They've been doing it like for years.
There's zero way people live in this area, bro.
Action.
It's their mac-boxy, though.
It's almost like they're mac-locking.
I feel like we're at a restaurant and it's like we're taking a break.
Bro, I'm taking a break.
I'm just checking.
I'm just checking, bro.
I'm gonna check it.
I'm gonna check what they have.
I'm gonna check what they have.
Can I look off your phone?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's see what they have.
Let me have some size, I don't know what I'm saying.
Like, probably a good, good quick.
Let's try it out.
Dears to share.
I don't know.
Maybe the wedges.
Seek to tell anyone more?
That's not a bad shout.
What do you see?
They do have some wings.
They're winged real bad.
What happened?
I was beating them ass.
Oh, you've got it?
Did you have it?
Yes.
Bro, come on.
Just, just, just, just maybe like some potato.
Oh.
Yeah, show him.
Show him.
Yeah.
Let's get in front of your feet.
Oh, yeah.
Get in.
Get in.
Let me just get this menu real quick.
One second.
Oh, yeah.
What's up, bro?
Oh, yeah.
What's up, bro?
Oh, yeah.
Let's see.
Oh, yeah.
Let's see here.
Oh, yeah.
Nice.
Oh, nice.
Hey, get in there, get in there.
You didn't even got one.
Oh, I'm on it.
Don't mess with me.
Oh, another friend was inside.
What up? We're gonna love y'all soon, bro.
Yeah.
You taking the video?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, of course.
Awesome, man.
Lowkey, y'all should call every one of your friends, one by one. Lowkey.
I might be good.
Yeah!
Oh, Lacey's here.
Hey, he's here. He's on the way.
He's got a picture over here.
Yeah!
Y'all should just wait here.
I promise to stay right here.
Yeah, she's right there.
Hi, guys.
I'm what?
sexy! sexy!
i'm a sexy girl and i'm a sexy man
i appreciate it, i appreciate it, bro
i appreciate it
have i heard of zombie now?
i'll go home
i'll say like say
sorry, i'm ready for it, so i'm gonna go
thanks bro
happy birthday
happy birthday
haven't got the aether
it's my brother's birthday next year
he said it's good for you
I'm only getting, this is like, I'm saying I've never seen the same kid go for like,
Oh, that's what you gave me, man.
No, it's a full package.
It's a video, selfie, and then a long, long point, five pieces.
And they get everything.
And then they turn it to a user, and you're like, oh my god!
This is the shop.
The video is going tomorrow.
My friend, come on in.
This is birthday.
You see, hi.
Come on in.
Happy 365 round of earth.
Happy, happy, happy round of golf.
Love balloons, bro.
Love balloons, bro.
Love balloons, bro.
I've never seen you do like this.
You guys have a container started in Cameo?
You think you would actually pay for it in Cameo?
Yeah.
You think we would actually pay for a cameo?
Yeah.
We'll do a cameo where you have your shirt off.
I'd pay for that.
Would you?
I might as well fucking sell only for that one.
Right on our voice.
No?
I agree.
I'd sell it man.
Would you paint me naked in the video?
No.
I'd pay you.
Paint me.
Paint?
Yeah.
Not at the price is right.
Not at the price.
I didn't wear a foot.
You know, you know what?
We can't be back, bro.
No.
Is it us?
You gotta tell me, if you or I got older.
I can't.
You know what I'm saying?
You're just making me laugh.
No, bro.
Bro, like, low-key, you know, if you guys are watching the stream,
the kids that just came with buttocks, come back real quick.
We want to stream with you the whole day.
If you're here, though, still.
If you're here, just come to the outfit.
Okay, we should bring them a desi
Stop, stop, stop
Wait, yeah, if you guys don't listen
No, you shouldn't
Sorry?
Yeah, you should
Oh, that's okay, yeah
I apologize for all the people coming in
Oh, no, you're good, you're good
Thank you, thank you, thank you so much, bro
Why is sleep for the fat normal all the time?
Every single time, but every time we eat
Well, I'm not even fat
I'm not in fact bro.
I'm not in fact bro.
I'm not in fact bro.
Ever since you've been hanging around that city.
Yeah I know. I love to do a fat piece of fucking bacon.
That's your fat piece of shit.
It's like super rude. I don't know.
Uncomfortable for sure.
You can shut up.
Ronas, yeah. I know Ronas.
You actually can.
I don't want to be a guy.
I don't know about him, I don't know about him, I don't know about him.
Like your cheeks used to be like, you know, he used to be like, I used to think he was sucking in his cheeks.
Now he's kind of like average.
Like a lot.
Thank you.
What was looking for?
It was looking for a free corner.
I'm not awesome.
You think what?
A free corner?
I don't work.
Oh my God.
Yo, there's kids there, what the fuck are you doing?
There's no kids here, I don't know where you're looking.
I need to go to the bathroom.
Oh, what?
Hello.
Hello.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, y'all.
Yeah, of course.
You guys just, no key.
I should probably tell them what's coming up.
No.
You don't think so?
You know, hype them up, though.
That'd be super fun.
We need to shout out Jamie Warren.
Jamie Warren.
Jamie Warren.
Jamie Warren.
I need two $5.
Oh, every, no.
Keep going.
More.
Oh
So I got me cool
I'm looking at my fucking
Oh
You guys if you guys want to wait just gonna put the five minutes
I promise you you're not gonna raise me
I was lazy. I was lazy. I was lazy.
Every single day.
He's gonna be a racist.
Go to church.
Go to church.
No, no, no, no.
What are you?
Who ordered?
No way.
Who ordered?
What?
Oh, what?
Someone must have ordered.
Yo, I'm kidding, by the way.
Keep the table.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
There you go.
Eat.
No, they're not with me.
You guys got to get out.
No, this one.
Yeah, you guys gotta get up.
Come on, man.
Oh, this one up.
You can't raise me any more.
We'll meet tomorrow.
Oh, I'm not.
No, we're not.
Three, seven, one, two, braggots.
I got food to stick with my braggots.
I'm really serious.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I've been a master fan since I was little.
My captain.
What's his cat name?
His cat.
I'm sorry.
We love YouTube baby.
Let's do it. Let's do the photo.
Thank you so much.
Oh my God.
Thank you.
Huge man.
Huge man.
Oh my god.
Yeah.
I'm not even getting this nuts.
You guys eat nuts?
Of course not boys.
You want the villa?
Yeah, yeah, but they cannot tell us and said that it was, of course, let more people in.
The kids are just wild.
I don't know how you find them.
Oh, look at that.
Oh, just for toilet.
How far into our esports here?
What's up, torture?
What's all good?
What's wrong about that?
I've wanted to watch Escort.
I mean, I don't know. I need the Felicia.
We'll come later.
You know what I mean?
It's a bike closer, though.
I want to get the ASNR.
Wow. That honestly has been a fucking bloody world.
Dude, I'm not even kidding, bro.
I'm telling you, Pete, order this shit to the table. I know it.
No
You understand
Wait, did the NBA out here
What do you mean what basketball team did they have I even have
So if you're a fan of getting kids or fans of LeFranco here, yeah, but what?
I'm not lying, the first time it's been like this whole time.
Yeah.
It's amazing.
The one you're going to understand.
Food.
Check.
Food for us is fuel.
Thank you.
Yeah.
And without fuels, you'll have steam.
And without steaming, you can't test NWs.
So.
Oh my God.
That's awesome.
Yeah, I mean.
They would have asked you to use this.
Yeah.
Genuinely.
I thought it fell off, all those same fucking kids are probably just sitting here.
They're probably got more birthdays than that.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, sorry.
Yeah?
I'm trying to forget a bit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is this one the same?
I couldn't tell.
I actually don't know anything.
Hey, hey, hey.
Do you have food in my mouth?
Uh-huh.
Oh.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
They actually thought it was a light.
Bro, I'll kill it.
No, I'm finished.
Bro, you got some.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What the fuck was that?
I thought it was going to be like, no, you killed it.
I killed it.
You killed it.
No, I don't know.
I don't know.
You fat piece of fucking sly.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right, I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
Yeah.
Alright, I'm not leaving this village till he's here.
Well, he doesn't come in like 15 minutes, I might as well have some more food.
Okay.
How bad would another, like, food be right now?
Ha ha ha.
Come to us.
So good.
There you go.
Master prestige.
You can have the double boost, huh?
Double boost?
Yeah, double boost.
Yeah, I know.
I know, I know, I know.
I'll come up next later.
Oh, my God.
How did Desi get in here?
How many shorts came with Desi getting here?
How did he fucking spawn him, guys?
How did Desi get in here?
Yeah, he made it together.
Yo.
What's your question actually at the bottom?
There you go.
Uh, we might have to go because he's here now.
Yes sir.
Alright, ready to get your mic?
Dead ass or fucked?
No, not fucked.
Nah?
Fuck.
Alright.
So, man, you're fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I can get another one.
Oh.
No way.
I'll see you tomorrow.
How tall are you?
I don't even know.
How tall have you been?
Oh come on, that's valid, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is that alright?
Yeah.
He's got his head.
Yeah, come on, come on.
Marlon.
You know my mate, that was who we were, he was obsessed with.
What?
Our video is now statement shot.
Marlon, I'm Marlon.
No, it's not.
No way, man.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
I got that six months, it's two, yeah?
Yo, comedy short film, let's move, come on, Desi.
Oh, fuck, excuse me, I can't do that, you know?
Oh, my god.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, yeah, of course, of course, yep, yep, yep, yep.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Okay, yeah, of course, of course, yep, yep, yep.
Thank you so much.
I don't know how to talk.
Yeah, everybody go on back up.
Okay, all right, all right.
Okay, all right.
Don't push me.
Don't push me.
Don't push me.
Okay, get in there.
You're so...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm sorry.
Don't push me.
You look good.
Yo, let's go, come on.
We got to go, we got to go, we got to go.
Get out, get out, get out.
Hey, what's up?
What's up?
Yo, what's up?
You got to go.
I'm seeing you guys.
Cheers, cheers.
Oh, my gosh.
Uh, look at this.
You know what's going to be next?
You know my government?
Of course, of course, of course.
Oh fuck, I don't, I don't.
I'm not even a server, bro.
Fuck.
No, you're not a server.
That's it, bro.
Yeah.
Hold on.
That's it.
What are you doing?
Why are you doing this?
Run, run.
Last few seconds.
What's going on here?
I just got a bunch of likes.
How you doing?
I'm filming.
Wait, what?
What are you doing?
Why are you doing that?
Why are you doing that?
Why are you doing that?
What phone do I watch?
Oh yeah, is it good?
Oh shit, oh that's good.
Oh, shit, oh that's good.
Go ahead.
Nice to meet you, I'll take care of you.
So I gotta go, but sorry, let me go, let me go, let me go, let me go, let me go, let me go, let me go.
Huh?
We gotta leave, bro, we gotta leave, man.
I'm gonna try to donate, bro.
Huh?
Oh, I don't know a priest's name, bro.
That's a lot of thank you, brother.
Priest's name.
Yeah, I did. Yes, I did.
You're so true, bro. Can you take it?
I can't, but you got to take it.
How far are you?
I'm not sure. He's running somewhere.
I don't know where he is. I think he's on the slide or something.
Yo, let's go to that fucking car, Dad.
Dad, let's go to that fucking car, buddy.
Alright, go, go, go.
Yo, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Why are we running boy?
Why are we running?
Yeah, I know, I know, I know, I know.
Fuck, I fucking run them over.
It's all good.
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
I'm here, guys.
I'm here, I'm here.
I'm here, I'm here.
You gotta chill out.
We put fuck down, man.
We put fuck down.
I care about it.
It's over.
It's over.
Yo, man.
Yeah, you were coming.
We're coming.
We were late.
Right next to him.
Ready?
Yeah, yeah.
All righty.
Back on.
Nice seeing you, bruv.
Woo!
Sign a tip.
What the fuck?
Hey, man, what the fuck?
Hey, man, what the fuck?
Hey, man, what the fuck?
Hey, man, what the fuck?
Hey, man, what the fuck?
Hey, man, what the fuck?
Hey, man, what the fuck?
What the fuck?
It's on the tip.
The fuck is wrong with you, bro?
I thought that's a little shit to get hit by a car.
That's how I'm gonna fuck.
Fuck, hopefully a muffin game.
Ew.
That's disgusting blood.
Some of those kids are actually, like, special.
They're actually special needs.
Get in, bro. Come on.
Let me get a mic up here.
Oh, my God.
Bitch, how you feeling, bro?
Awful good.
Hello.
What?
You're a fucking one?
I never leave my house, you know?
I know, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
FISHY!
Stop paying on the door, man!
Wow, bro, you came out of nowhere.
I did.
Like a fucking shadow.
Gosh.
Oh, man, I relate it.
Let's go!
Oh, fuck!
No!
Yeah, you're the fuck!
Fuck, man!
God!
All right, get these here, boys!
Hey!
Holy shit, I'm lucky I had a breath.
What the fuck? Give me a little headache.
Wait, I'm gonna go somewhere so I can put the address.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, there's a little cop on there.
Oh, there's a little cop on there.
There's a little fucking S1 inside his tip.
Like, you left 14.
What are you saying?
He said that to me.
Yeah, one of those kids was just like,
I'm not kidding. UK people are actually like...
Bro, what do you think of it like UK people in terms of like...
I'll say that they're very hyper.
Yeah.
They're not afraid to do whatever.
Yeah.
They even know there's no repercussions.
Yeah, that's the problem, there's no repercussions.
Exactly.
Fine.
Wait.
I think we're good here, right?
Yeah.
I'm a chubby.
I don't know about that.
Was that a kid part of it?
Wait, is there still a kid?
Probably.
Nah.
No, we're not in front of this one.
There's no one up here.
No, no.
Why don't your GPS doesn't talk?
Oh my god.
You really drive on the side of the fucking...
Okay, wait.
Okay, wait, don't...
He's shut up, brother.
Don't worry. Oh my god. That's a lot
Some of those UK kids are like but it's not again
It's just like the it's just that reoccurring like you just keep coming back
One girl actually like asked you for your I know her birthday five. Oh, yeah
Because he's friend. Yeah
Wait, you're joking. Oh, they didn't stop. Oh, you're fucking
How did it happen to cut out fast
Oh my days, how are you my days, blood?
Dad you're so handsome. What the fuck?
It's actually can I see I'm not trying to work. Can I see him or it?
But can you watch? It's not actually got any reasons. I'm not even trying to work. Wait you're trying to watch see my cock?
No, he just asked if they can see you because it's so dark. Oh, well first of all I didn't say it was so dark.
It was super super dark. He's like you're so dark.
So dark.
Wait, yeah, can't even see me.
They can, they can.
Alright, let's go to the fucking studio, Vlad.
This is a good studio, by the way.
Yeah?
Like, uh, many rappers have gone there.
Oh, that's close.
Oh, wait, that's close.
Huh?
That's close.
Yeah, it's close.
Oh, that's perfect.
Yeah.
It's London as well.
Oh, wait.
I mean, it's not London.
Wait, can I say that?
Yo, are you fucking serious?
Are you fucking serious?
I'm fucking spawning.
Holy fuck.
Fuck
Bro, there's I forgot to tell you yeah, I
Did it all like you know, I never knew my dad was from this stuff, right?
Yeah, and I'm from Nigeria, bro. Yeah, you're like
All my mother's life and my son and I sweat on my mother's life on from Nigeria
I thought I was present. Oh, what was it again?
I swear, on everything I love, bro. On everything I love.
Do you guys hear me? Yes, bro.
There's a way to prove it.
I mean, we all know that. I put up my fucking third leg, you know what I mean?
What was you thinking?
Go ahead, bro. So, where's yours?
Really? Really?
Wait, what do you mean?
What? She is Cork?
Come on, Dad. Dad, come on, Dad.
Wait, wait, wait. Don't show me yet.
Yeah
Doing something illegal 20% by the way, you're 29% black 21
Nigerian, yeah
Is that not crazy though? I thought was you're making cuz I never know my dad was from you know what I mean
But then I did it I did like the DNA. Yeah
But let's do a Nigerian together
You will not do that
Swear on my life. I'm down
genuine okay let's do it okay that was good as well have all the plugs how many
how many times been there never never all easy there so you've never been
either all my fucking days it's perfect for us okay wait they're showing me again
doing illegal now run you should do the test though I'm not kidding you really
Because you don't know where you're from well a girl asked on yesterday or whatever it was. She's like where you from
I don't know and here's like I'm American. No, he says New Jersey. I'm like brother. Like your ethnicity is not fucking
I'm not joking. I think
Mostly I'm mostly sweet Swedish. I think I'm Mexican. I think my mom had sex with a Mexican
You're not Mexican. I don't think I came out of my dad's side. I don't look like my dad at all
Not at all not even a little bit
But can I see you dad?
Yeah can I see you dad?
I have my photos of my dad on my phone.
Like not a single one.
No I don't.
Okay yeah I really don't need this you got it so.
Are you excited looking at you?
I think you're like Persian slash Iranian.
Oh I gotta say.
No I'm not saying Indian.
I think I am a little bit Persian.
Honestly though.
I don't know.
I don't even know my mom is.
My mom is like.
What I'm not nice.
Oh I like when you drive like that.
Oh I hate you.
No I like that.
No I like that.
Okay well do you want to go faster?
My balls are like, holy shit, so bad.
Okay.
My life is rough.
Are you gonna keep it in the car, man?
Same with Rocket, what you doing with driving?
Nothing is good.
You say driving in the UK is kind of ass?
Yes.
Really?
It depends where you are in London, this ass.
Oh my god, London gotta be...
London, if you were so confused, like it's actually like terrible.
Especially with how much traffic there is too.
Yeah, it's true.
No, honestly, it's true.
Remember when we took a circle?
Yeah, I know, I know.
Yeah, they had to like go around to the scene.
It was like weird.
And then like, they told us that they can't turn right, turn right, to where the fuck it was.
It was like, super, super weird.
Yeah, well, I mean, that's just London.
I hate, me personally, I hate London.
Only in the summer, it's amazing.
Bro, I try to tell Rhonda, like, you don't just go into London ever.
Yeah.
Like ever, right?
I'm only there for shoots.
So if you walked into London, would you get like crowded in the streets?
Yes.
Well I went
Yeah, yeah, that's what I crowded. Yeah
Damn
It's like 99 gray here, bro every time I come here it's always gray. Yeah, that's what I'm saying
So do you know does that have fuck with your what is it?
That bike's mental a little bit?
Like your vitamin D?
Like your vitamin D?
Oh I mean I'm black so I'm...
Do you really mean?
Nah but you still need sunlight though
I'd say you feel like...
But it's more for energy levels I think
Like a buff?
I mean I guess it is kind of like a buff being black
Right?
But I know what you're saying about energy level but like
That's why you just travel isn't it?
Nah it's true it's true
You just travel, I just came back from Dubai
All you did yeah
I did see that yeah, it was that a genuine reaction or no
Like set up for as I was like what?
Fucking golden book if I fucking go I can go someone who knows
You don't really need to know to buy
the fact that you
I don't wish I'd find out but if I could go with someone, I'd want to go with one of my friends who goes there recently too.
Okay. Wait, oh you want to go to Dubai?
Yeah.
We should go.
No, it's Dubai, but it's like a lake. Too much Dubai.
My foot you just going to fly what like a week dead
Yes, you want to go yeah, bro. I have to go
Like I'm going to
The true Australia has more kangaroos than humans
The fact that I heard that the kangaroos are being serious can overtake the humans if they wanted to
Really? I heard there's like too many. Well, that motherfuckers like dangerous, bro. Like maybe fucking boxing or shit
No, I'm serious
What is it?
I checked
The kick from the kangaroo can break your legs, but not kill you. Okay
Like you play this every kick you chase it will kill you, but it'll break your shit
We have one classic video though. Oh my god. We're the guy in the water
Yeah, I've seen it. I've seen it.
But in the backyard, it was like grass.
Yeah, no, it was the guy who took a dog or whatever and then the guy smashed it.
I've seen that. I've seen that.
I still don't think that's real.
No, this is real.
What?
What?
Yo, are you trying me or what?
Are you trying me or what?
It's quite like...
It's a bit tough.
Oh, you're like, what's your...
It's all right, bro.
Make sure you don't text the driver, bro.
Yeah, I won't, don't worry.
You're better than that, man.
Everyone texts the driver.
Yeah, I want to be honest with you.
It is just the truth.
Wait, so then, if you don't leave your house to go to London, like, what do you do?
Oh, no, I do things. I do go out.
Let us say, like, five or slide football, like, boys.
Football.
Football.
Yeah.
So, if you never go to the pub...
You will never catch me at a pub.
Ted, does that ever get like kinda sad?
You wish you could do those things or not really?
Not really.
I don't really wanna do that.
No, not anymore anyway.
How old are you?
29.
Jesus!
That doesn't even sound right.
Have a kid or something.
Fuck me, dude.
What are you gonna do for your 30th birthday?
I don't know yet, you know.
It is this year.
You fucking idiot.
Of course I am.
What?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Look, it's not December, you know what I mean?
It's like.
That's this year.
Yeah, but I'm saying I'm 30 this year.
You're not helping yourself.
I never want.
But yeah, I don't know.
I've never thrown a party.
So I'm probably going to do that.
Well, are you like dreading your birthday?
You're like, fuck, like, dirty.
I don't want it to be December.
Or are you like kind of excited about it?
You know what I mean?
I think, I'll say half and half.
Because there's benefits for both.
Obviously, no one will be saying, oh, you're pushing 30 anymore
because I am 30.
Oh, so yeah.
But now they're going to start saying pushing 40.
And I saw that.
I said JJ was doing something.
It was just 6'7 and that was a meme.
Pushing 40, yeah.
Pushing 40, I'm pushing 40.
Yeah.
That's bad.
Damn.
Holy shit, you're pretty.
Yeah, you're cool.
What, when do you think you're gonna like,
I'm not even trying to smell crazy,
when do you think you're gonna like settle down?
You've been doing this shit for like 15 years.
I don't know, I've always been really hungry, so.
What?
No way.
And that's like, no, your prime starts at 30,
you know what I mean?
Everyone's so scared about 30, 30,
that's when you're back to 30.
So wait, so you think prime is 30?
Yeah, that's what I believe.
So okay, so look at back at all your years.
Yeah.
Not reach a primary.
Nah, not even now.
Nah.
Nah, nah, nah.
Nah.
Like, like Canelo for instance.
I mean, obviously more than a regular.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm just saying though, like Canelo for instance, when he was young, like in this like 25, 26,
he was good.
He wasn't as good as when he, when he lost against Floyd.
And then after that, like he just, you know, he was 30 plus so I was killing the game.
Correct?
Okay, so you're.
I'm not comparing myself to Floyd.
I'm not going to proud myself to Canelo, I'm just giving him example.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
I thought, right, football is the same, but now it has started being stopped.
Nah, I mean, if you're talking about athletes, I usually it's like 28, like, prime is like
27, it's like 30, I'm saying.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like, that is like prime.
So you're telling me that I could still like...
No, no.
How?
You cannot become professional athlete, all of a sudden you need a prime at 30, you know.
What age is it like, you can't be a professional athlete?
I feel like you can do that anytime, you know?
So becoming I mean it depends, but if you're gonna start new sport and become professional you could come up a lot
What's like the lowest of the barrel like tea who's like the worst tea the wolves
You think you can fit a wolf in five years be honest
That bad be honest
No
Enjoy it
Like the whole time they were streaming in there just putting knife emojis in our chat
Yeah, saying that they're coming for us. Oh, really? Yeah
But it was actually bad after that. We found out when we walked outside it was a bunch of fine girls.
Scarf. Yeah, okay.
But I compared that to like an MLB game or NFL game.
What would you say is better? Because I'm gonna see you fly. Say, do NBA game.
NBA? Yeah.
I'm gonna be honest with you, NBA is pretty entertaining, but
I've only gone to entertaining games. Yeah. Like for football, like soccer, I guess, you know,
I'm trying to make it easy.
For soccer, for that to be my first game,
that was the worst team, right?
I guess the best team.
So it wasn't too entertaining,
but it was just fun because we were just trolling
the whole time.
It was entertaining because we made it.
But I want to go to a real game where it's like Arsenal,
or Manchester versus Arsenal, yes.
I think we should go to the World Cup these days.
Yeah, that's what we're talking about.
I'm pretty sure I'm going to go to the last game.
I think I'm going to take us to.
This is the first of my life.
Yeah, that's right.
First of my life.
Well, the opening game for Waka would be crazy.
Damn!
I think I've got, yeah.
Wait, who do you think is going to win the World Cup?
Sweet of him.
I want to...
It's going to be Frogs first, you know?
Oh, Mbappe, not bad.
They go Mbappe, Tempele...
Evening ball.
Yeah!
Wait, oh my gosh, what did I do?
Yeah, are you fucking serious?
I hate this guy.
Are you fucking serious?
Are you kidding me?
What do you mean yes?
What the fuck do you mean yet?
Sorry!
Fred!
How do you take this?
The fuck?
You got me!
Oh my gosh!
The fuck?
The crazy part is that England probably has the best team on paper.
I disagree.
What?
I disagree.
On paper.
On paper?
I disagree.
So you think Fred's on paper as a better team?
I think I am.
I'm by far.
They do.
What?
That's really think about what who farms how.
I can hear that much a lot.
I can hear that much a lot.
I mean we've got Harry and Katie here going.
Last four cup, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, be honest don't just lie. I have this take that people don't really like but I mean
I don't really know what too much about like football. Yeah, I'm gonna be honest. We got watching the last game
Messy did not deserve that to win. I'll be honest you I think about big clear. Did you watch it? Yes?
I watched that last game
His performance was unreal his performance was his team wasn't yeah
I don't care for some penalties, I don't care nothing about that bro three goals in the fucking finale of a World Cup game
Yeah, nice. No, come on. Yeah, no, no, no. He will see I'll say 100%
But the better team won you can't just you can't just beat them. You know, I mean
I didn't be able to see the message has a world cup lights insane
What's the first I think it's Germany
Was it? Yeah, I think it was Germany. I was when they played against Brazil remember. Oh, I had to
And then the 7-1
Which one was that was
What year was that?
It was friends right? Yeah, it was friends. Yeah
Yeah, friends on that one I think I think the
Before that I think it's 2019 right because the last one was 2023
Yeah, friends 2018, yeah.
Oh, 420 out there.
So 2014 was...
That was when they released that song and everything, remember?
Yeah.
You know what I'm talking about?
Yes.
I know your name is running World Cup by Actual Speed.
What?
You just fucking sucked me off.
Dude, I suck you off.
I don't want to anymore.
Alright, Ron, what's the game thing you've done?
Okay, so when I was younger, I had a melatonin bottle.
Oh, my fucking name.
My mom walked me a melatonin bottle.
It was a purple bottle with red gummies in it.
Yeah, and it was $45 and it's a true story about it. I put this on everything
I was 14 years old or 13 I forget but I emptied the whole
Melatonin bottle and then I put a sock in it and I had loop that I eat that I had and I put the loop into the
Sock and I try to having sex with my Melatonin bottle, but that's not really gay though, is it okay?
Yeah, that's not gay. Okay. That is weird.
I was 13, need my dad used to cross peace
And I visually I don't really talk to my dad at all. It's been like a long time
but I visually remember what his penis looked like.
And I can imagine it.
That's not gay.
Okay, me and my friend, Jacob Schiff,
went battlefield hardline, came out.
We used to see four in the ground for cars,
and then one time we took a break and we got off.
And this is during middle school,
it's freshman, or sixth grade.
I started humping them a little bit,
and we tried just testing each other
by humping each other.
Okay, that's pretty gay.
That's pretty gay.
Pretty fucking gay.
Wait, what was the conclusion like?
We were like, what the fuck are we doing?
I just said fucking this kid
No no no no, it was more like in the moment I fucking was doing it
What the fuck?
No no no, let me re-trace that
Yeah, please do it Bob
It wasn't like, ah, let's nip
It was just like
Give it a 10 give the mic
Let's see how you do this, go on
It was, it was
Hey Rocky, please film them
Yo, yo, yo, you're actually good, bro
So he passed the test and he was so happy
I was so happy you started lips and you fucking prayed.
I didn't put it in lips.
I was like 15, 16.
Oh, you actually gave it.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Dude.
Dude.
Oh, that's actually pee. What the fuck?
Anyways.
Fuck.
Shit.
You guess they ever done?
I'll tell ya
Your lips to bandit
No, no, no
Why are you just like putting that like normal?
What?
Bro, um
Wait, did you kiss Ethan one time too?
Yes, you did
Yes, you did, yes you did
You're fully kissed
I was gonna say you kissed Ethan
Holy fuck
And that was like when you found like 25, bro
You're like
I knew it
It's like bro
What the fuck?
Oh my god
Oh
Against the I've done like you so a penis pick nice or a penis pick. I saw like a happy people
I'm gonna fall out. I was down bad to a dude. It's like a whole dude
Like a thousand dollars
Yeah
Give wraps
Soon soon June you have apps. Oh, yeah
This one's hard to believe
Oh why?
Why is that hard to believe?
Ugh.
Let me tell you a guess of how much you weigh.
Oh man.
210.
210?
Yeah.
All right, next question.
You know what 29% body fat?
You're 29% body fat?
Yeah, I know that's what I said.
Why are you saying it like that?
That is a lie, you were not 25% fat.
Yeah, I'm here to buy these.
We literally have four days to scan everything.
I think you'd be like more, no?
Oh!
Are you fucking kidding me?
No, I'm not stupid. Do you work out?
Are you fucking stupid? No, but like...
Are you good?
You think I'm more than 29? Are you dumb?
I'll see how you'll make me like...
Go ahead, do it. I got one right back.
Uh, 45? Was that a 45?
Oh my god!
Oh my god, so a half year in body weight is fat.
That's funny, chocolate.
You're on the road to me, buddy.
Yo your fucking stomach is touching the steering wheel!
Oh shit.
Goddamn bro.
No I'm joking.
No that's good dude.
How does this-
No let's put the working in and it'll be good.
Wait there's even all your body-frame percentage finished?
I think it's 21%
Yeah my dick!
No alright cool.
Let me go out, fill the muscles and then you'll see.
I guess?
Alright fill this, come on.
How can I say that man?
Exactly. It's just the belly...
If he's the only one that's... I'm like, I'm kidding. I'm like, you're actually...
I don't believe this. 21% is like...
It's literally just... it's just the belly, bro.
And a little bit of the face, and that's it.
And a little bit of the arms, then a little bit of the legs.
No, no, add a little bit of the legs.
Like, tie it with the legs.
Yeah, they said all my fat was located in my, uh, my butt.
It's truck.
That's what the scan said.
Really?
It said my front, like my stomach, and my butt.
Like, nothing in my face.
You do have fat butt
Wait, you see that's pretty gay. That's not gay. That's not gay. Oh, that's gay
But then fucking ask me a friend to kiss you
So you just kissed him just
How did he agree with that?
I did
You get hard no
No, I did you'll get hard from kissing a man. I'll be honest with you. I've had
That's gay. I'm not
So what you might what encounter did you have with a man is I've watched when I was younger
I used to watch porn and I'll be honest with you before I saw like any ass or vagina or boots
I'm not kidding when he pulled out his dick out get hard, but I'm not gay. That's not funny. What the fuck
I'm not gay like I'm not gay. So you should be 40
They would go up.
They would definitely go up.
Wow.
I think I was just excited.
When you're watching porn, are you actually watching it?
You know what I mean?
Like, are you watching the beginning bit or are you not just going up?
I used to eat before.
I used to eat while the introduction was going on.
Yeah, you're actually controlling.
What do you mean?
So you're eating food before you beat your meat.
Like, you ever, like, there's, oh my God, what is that?
So you used to watch it like a YouTube video from my store?
Is that not how you're supposed to do that shit?
No, it goes straight to the action.
Oh, fuck it.
I feel like you were into some crazy shit that she...
some nice shit.
I'm not, I'm not. You know what? It was lesbian porn that really made me...
Really?
Yeah, it was lesbian porn.
Wow.
Yeah, man.
Fuck you.
Well, what do you watch? Well, amateur...
I'm more like an amateur type of guy.
Yeah.
Type of backshot type of guy, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's me.
I thought, yeah, every second, actual real video, like an actual couple fucking...
couple fucking yeah yeah but if you're just watching like porcelains yeah cuz
you know right like this you're right off it because I was good all night it's
acting yeah yeah back then that's actually insane
You know what the worst part is, there's a lot of people out there who do that.
There's a lot of people out there who do that.
Yes.
Oh, has anyone ever sent you a come-to-be?
What?
To me?
To me?
Yeah.
Oh, you've never-
Oh, I've never had some shit probably.
You've never had?
I haven't seen it though, I'm not going to lie.
I actually haven't.
I've seen one of me.
It's ages ago.
Like, how did you see that?
No, sir, I was-
Hey, I'm not trying to be like I know a certain offender.
No, wow, thanks.
No, wait, wait.
It was ages ago.
Okay
No
She was no shot wait one low key search my name up there s
Wait what
Well, you actually can't search on that bit of file.
It's not, they banned it.
They would, shall we take them on there?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
They can show you.
It's 100% a controversy.
100%.
100%.
I actually believe it, so.
Oh gosh, gay men probably don't give a shit to them.
But they do.
Wait a minute.
Are we here?
Did you give this to a fucking house?
Oh, a dead?
Wait, what?
Dead?
Dead?
Yeah?
No way.
Honestly, my D now is the low key.
Yeah, it's not much, right?
My B.
My B.
Fuck, you have headphones in all.
Dash?
Yes!
Dash?
I hope you don't play with charity lunch.
I hope you don't play.
Okay, that was a joke.
That's just like nothing.
There's no reason to say that.
Holy fuck.
You're all right.
Everyone against you, bro.
Everyone.
I'd score a hat trick this year and take away from the whole charity
If you actually get a mighty scratch y'all I don't leave a slap in shit after
I'm not even kidding if I don't get invited I'm gonna host my own link to donating and I'm gonna watch part of their shit
And I'm gonna say goes to them. I'm gonna pocket all the money
That's valid
That's valid
Hello?
Yeah, yeah, cool.
Help me.
Help.
Yeah.
Help me.
Okay, well you're on stream so be careful what you say.
Okay, cool.
Where is it?
I'm going to text it to you.
No, no, I'm already here.
But like, where?
Yeah, I'm going to text you the name.
I'm not going to be out on stream.
Oh, okay, okay
You kidding me?
I think we might, is this like, are we at a back border or what?
Um, type that in Google Maps
Which one of us would take if I thank you?
Wait, so that way, find maps on Google Maps?
Yeah, type that on Google Maps or whatever
Find that one, I mean, you'll see me
Oh, you ready?
No!
Are you fucking serious?
Are you driving?
Up!
Straight.
No, I'm... I'm...
I'm, like, stationary.
Okay.
Head towards Nica.
AHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHH!
Oh, oh... fuck.
Alright, okay, I'm sorry it's because I think it was talking.
Doing the navigation.
Head towards...
Three, seven, one, two, broad dawn.
You idiot.
In the hot world, when was that fucking address?
I don't know.
You should have a big fucking party.
Oh, yeah, let's do that.
Yeah.
We'll get to it.
Big fucking party.
A big fucking party?
I think I've seen you.
I think you parked on the bank.
Give me a hug.
Give me a hug.
No, I'm not parked anymore.
Give me a hug.
Oh.
Wait.
Deji.
Wait, wait.
Can I mute it?
Wait, hello?
Give me a honky.
Wait, that's a bad one.
I just honked.
You might be on the corner.
I need to say that.
I did hear a hoax.
Yeah.
Did that work?
That's it?
That's it.
You might be on the corner.
Oh, yo, that was not fun.
Yeah.
Yeah, keep on check.
The neighbors are like, what the fuck?
Wait, hold down, Dash.
Wait, you see the traffic jamming.
Okay.
All right.
Heard forward.
See that forward.
Oh, I go forward.
Yeah.
You can see me.
I'm under the bridge.
Yeah, I see it.
I see it.
I see it.
I see it.
I see it.
I see it.
I see it.
Stop stop the fucking
All right, wait, wait, wait, what do I go from here?
What is that parking?
Does your comedy shorts gamer you make your own parking?
What I can just come in
He's gonna stab us
Oh my god.
What is in there?
I'm gonna reverse it. I'm gonna reverse it.
All your reverse epic I beat too.
I hate going in forward.
Especially when you have a camera, that's a cheat code.
Don't get overstimulated now.
Don't think about parking, okay?
There's a lot of sacks.
That is tight. That is fucking tight.
You can do this.
Fuck, tight reversing with the camera?
Perfect for this spot.
Why are you always sexualized?
I told him.
I told him.
Deji, come on.
Deji?
Holy shit.
You should just block this whole thing out. No one's coming here.
Yeah, you know what? Right, fuck it, bro.
No one is coming here.
Let's be real here, right?
And if someone does have a problem, tell them to tell us.
Oh, there is a problem.
Oh, and light you're going off in front of us, oh god.
Oh, yeah, that's good.
Oh my god, epilepsy up.
Oh, we're going to block fully, OK.
How's your car, sir?
Do I need a mic?
What the fuck?
Stupid.
How do I open this?
Oh, all right.
Fuck that, there's no fun in here.
I'm going to go out here.
All right, shall we fucking meet the boys?
Cheers, boys.
Cheers, boys.
No.
You're so handsome in real life.
No, fuck.
Serious.
I think I clicked some...
Oh, man!
What are you doing?
Can't even see you.
Hahaha.
You're doing good, huh?
Uh-huh.
You ready to get slighted?
Whatever. Nice to meet you bro.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
What are you doing?
I'm just playing.
What are you doing?
It's a nice little...
It's a nice little...
It's a nice little...
Oh my god, wait, whose records do you guys have?
All the UK legends, bro.
All the UK legends.
Who's...
Central C?
No.
I'm seeing it.
He recorded here?
Yeah, yeah.
What song?
That's a bit...
Not bad.
You guys have a...
Is he in here?
That's tough.
Oh.
You're so annoying.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey. Hey.
You smell beautiful.
You smell beautiful. Thank you.
Oh my God. God, it's nice.
Oh, this is so weird.
Wow. The audio. Sorry.
I like that. I kind of like that.
Oh my. Okay.
Okay. All right.
This is a good area. I like this.
You said you were going to get stabbed outside, what do you mean?
No, yeah, I did thought I was going to get stabbed.
This is a good area.
It's a good area?
This is a good area.
No, stabbing's out here, huh?
No.
We're going to make a fucking song, boys.
We're ready to make a bang out.
Make a bang out.
Okay, dude, no. God damn.
No, I was checking.
No.
You're not eating fucking... Bro, we just ate. You're eating already?
What?
Bro, I'm telling you, he's been getting fat. You see it, right?
Love it. Love it. I can't fucking grab a little food sack like...
You want it, boys?
Oh my God, are you ready?
Yeah.
Wait, so how does this work? I've never been in like a real studio before. Is that a piano?
What are you saying? You want to have a go on the piano?
Is that a piano? What the fuck does that look like to you, huh?
Wait, is it like... Is it work or is it going to a speaker?
Yeah, not on the piano.
I can play the piano.
Alright.
Where's the beat?
What's the plan?
What's the plan?
Yeah, what's the...
I'm gonna be honest with you, bro.
We need to be on some like...
We gotta make some...
Demon time in a while.
Yeah, some demon time in like...
I gotta hear something, bro.
Okay.
Let's go through a selection first.
Cool, cool, cool.
So here's some beats first.
Oh, I feel like I'm like in the making of like something serious right now.
But how long a rapper usually in it for like hours, right?
Oh.
Oh, well like 10 hours?
Yeah, some rappers will make a song in 20 minutes.
Oh, shit.
You're gonna see a hit in less than an hour yes
I'd have a lot of faith in us. I'll be honest. I feel great. I really don't
Maybe your producer. Yeah, I do make some beats. Come on. Let's do some
Yo, we gotta do some drill shit. I'm not gonna lie. Oh my yeah
Look, I'm gonna be honest with you if it's like, you know, you know
Probably not maybe you can turn this light pink
I found the real one
No, sir, by the way, I'm wrapping it in a British accent. Oh, what we have to
Still bangers
Let's do it you got to get into it, but you have to feel it
How are you doing?
What the fuck are you doing?
I like this, I like this.
Let me hear another one, let me hear another one.
I like that a lot.
It's a good one.
I like that a lot, matter of fact.
That's not bad.
That's good.
That's not bad at all.
That's good.
Outlaw.
Yeah.
Outlaw?
Outlaw?
Uh, just outside straight.
Wait, outlaw?
I sure recognize that.
Yeah, that's my name.
Outlaw.
Outlaw!
Yeah!
That's my mother!
That's my mother!
That's my mother!
I'm ready!
I'm ready!
I'm ready!
I got Ron and Marlin!
Come on!
Come on, son!
Yeah, yeah.
Listen, bro, I'm in the mood to, like, like, I don't want to pretend I'm killing someone
right now.
Bro, what the fuck?
That's rude of you!
No, I want to kill, bro!
What?
What?
You're fucking kidding me!
Look at this!
Everyone here is getting on top of me.
Oh, it's a drone scene!
There's zero chance Wilder gets on there. This is massive!
Okay, is it too fast?
Yeah, it's it.
You gotta have someone like some tempo that like, you don't have to, I feel like you're
more of like the hook, like you maybe sing on it.
No, I'm rapping today.
Fuck off, man.
Okay.
I'm simply singing.
What a drill beat.
What are you singing, bro?
Make it like some harmonies, you know?
Harmonies.
Are we all harmonized?
I kind of like that.
Bro, you know how to do this shit though, because you do music, so you gotta put us on.
The best person right now for music.
I mean everyone here.
This guy.
Oh yeah?
So maybe he picks a beat.
You gotta pick a beat for us, little Keat.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm telling you.
He's got not bad beat selections though.
Yeah, yeah, that is fun.
I like all of them to be honest.
What the fuck?
Fuck! In this house!
Just get the fuck!
I'm going to see the way it works.
Listen, listen, the way it works, you know how this is.
The way it works, it's just going to come to you.
You're going to see, oh my god, that's the one.
That's the one.
So we'll have 20 minutes.
So once we get the beat it's easy. We're gonna be fucking flowing
I know flying on that shit
You might be in trouble
Oh you gotta open it you have to open up
it's a you gotta spread it open for us
We got to see how it drops hold on.
Oh that kind of light design.
Where are the troopers?
Yeah.
Yeah what y'all think?
I'm telling you, the beach is gonna speak to us.
I'm telling you, bro, I gotta get in that mode.
You're feeling it, bro.
Y'all don't feel it enough.
Are you really mess not hot still?
I want to get in this room.
No, man, it's not hot.
Don't disrespect me.
This is...
You know what this is, right?
This is Moncleesey.
Is it Moncleesey?
What is it?
It's embossed.
It's embossed?
It's a boost!
Some Tescos.
Is it?
Wait, that's all beats?
God damn, that's crazy!
Man, she's just picking beat, bro. We're gonna get on it.
So far the best one I'm not the first one the first one low key was pretty good
Can we play that first one one more time?
There's how many beats you be making I said like there's over a thousand right there. How long does it take you to make a beat?
Was the shortest time you've ever made a beat
What
Have you ever made a beat for someone that like it took off for real?
Yeah, yeah for sure like I have a song that's over a hundred million streams
Who was it?
It's called Karaoke's Gan
Oh god, Karaoke's stuff
Wait, why who?
Karaoke's
Oh
You're a silly little guy aren't you
Did you know?
Bro, what?
What was his name?
Karaoke's
What was it?
What's his name?
Paratheves
This is the first one?
Damn!
This is the first one?
I like to run
I like this, I like this. It's a good one.
How are we doing?
We're dissing.
We're dissing?
Yes.
You got any ops?
All right.
All right, who do you think you wanna kiss?
All right, you know that real quick, you know what I'm saying?
Like, I feel like...
I know him a lot.
That's easily. You got any dirt on him?
Oh, I'll give you some. I'll give you some.
I'll give you some.
I'll give you some.
I don't wanna repeat.
What happened?
What happened?
I made a diss track for JJ.
And, um, let's say...
Turn it to beef, bro.
Yeah, turn it to fucking beef, bro.
That's perfect perfect
Let's do it wait, how does it work?
No, oh
My god, dude, we got to put it in use FL studio
That's fake mink ever came in here not this
I like him. Oh fake make fake make
So you're this in jail you got a dislike here
You got a dislike
Fuck Ty, you're happy with that.
Why?
He's rude man.
What'd he do?
So when we went to the...
Oh, I saw this tree, is that real?
I've been after a fun.
So he's so...
He's like, me and Jay-Z, right?
Oh, Jay-Z, Jay-Z, Jay-Z, Jay-Z.
He did that?
Jay-Z just ignored me.
Yeah, just straight up ignored me.
I'm all like that.
So this is how we dealt with him.
Like me?
Yeah, so you're me.
I'm Ty Low.
Yeah, yeah.
So he did that?
Yeah.
Yeah, I would say like wow. No eye contact as well. I love today. Yeah, damn
That's fake road. So do you like I look I'm this entire look
Fuck Marlon who the fuck am I this in the voice your barber?
Maybe this your fucking gym trainer then you're my
I'm not finna give that attention but I'm not gonna call that much.
Once a week.
Yeah.
Don't lie, bro.
And you're 29%.
What do you think?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Unfortunately.
What's your diet like?
Uh, recently it's uh, it's like whatever's in my face I usually consume.
It's been pretty bad, bro.
Jeans.
Bro.
On my sole, that wasn't me.
I
Got a little nervous shit, I'm just excited. Oh
You could this Jin about about Jin Jin's awesome bullshit. I'm about to go up on Jin's bro
Oh my god, whatever dirt you got on JJ, but you saw what he did to me
He just straight up ego'd me ignored me when all I did was just try to be a supportive friend
All I did was just like bro, you're so good at what you're doing and he's just like shut up
Shut up
Yes, it is
Now who's someone you wake up
I
Bro come on
No, there's no there is no way I swim alive. No, sir. We are
Wait, we?
R21, I mean, yeah. Not 29.
R21, not 29.
29% is me. I'm 20% by cat.
R29, okay, 29.
That's real. That's a real stat.
So what's your next?
I don't know. You don't know.
You don't know nothing, right?
Nothing.
Wait, how do you find the right, uh...
like sound for us like tune like auto tune I'm learning bro just some giggle
shit's like what's going on here I gotta know if I need auto tune
well you got an auto tune or not so when you rap you don't really have auto tune
all right yeah okay how do we supposed to be like aggressive like like some like
D-voices?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I like this.
Snacks, legends.
No.
You all call me fat.
No, no, no.
This was all carries.
Yeah, we usually give people a look at speakers and stuff.
I think, oh, yeah, speakers are good.
You'll just look at them.
I
Do the I bet reset reset. I I bet reset reset come oh my god, you really you really should you might take three hours
Oh my god
16
I
Well, you just keep doing it you get a bar
Right take the mic
So I'm just supposed to keep a propeller until like
This dude's crap.
This dude is so sick.
Yeah man.
Wait, have you actually?
Yeah.
I'm not your way.
Wait, how much do you weigh?
Wait, really? What were you even doing?
Dying.
I told you, because I said, when you said you get a job, I said I'm not going to be fat, bro.
Oh you endowed in? Yeah we endowed in, he's not but. How much you lost? 97. Oh wow. Last time I
see him he was significantly bigger than us. Okay, alright. On the ground. Come on, lock him bro.
I know, I need you. Especially after what I told you. After. Oh yeah, now you have to. Yeah, yeah, yeah, big time.
as he started what I want to see it I give it some free stuff to them bro
no one can hear you by the way no can hear a word wait can you hear us yeah
Wait, run! Put the phones up if you can hear me!
No, not really!
This guy is crazy!
This is actually great, man!
Very well.
No, you could obviously be a person!
Do you want me to...
Central deli on the...
Aw, fuck!
you need to listen to me
Wait, I just realized are we gonna
Yeah, you're still starting
You're starting bro
Okay
Bro y'all seem like a little anxious bro
to have a little bit of fun to you say
I'm going to get in the fucking stew
You know, the way to do it
It's simple
Yeah, they're talking to you. You're talking to us up. You're talking about like
Sitting down writing down. Well, that's gonna take hours. You get in there. You listen to the beat you go
Do you find a flow?
And then once you find your flow you start saying some words. I run it back. Run it back. Oh, you're fast though
Yeah, you'll be so fast. You know what I'm talking about, right?
Like it's like you gotta just leave me bro. I'm telling you try writing it down, bro
You're gonna be like it's not the bar then you go, then you go say it in the chest will be like
All right, I'm living he's gonna just keep going until I get a flow so that's all bro. I'm not central eats
Toby's in the chest it's show us Toby boy you're not safe either, bro. Oh
What's up call me?
What's it do you got for?
Oh my god, I don't know who I'm going to call.
Central call center.
I am not.
I don't know.
Like, give me a minute.
I don't know who to even go.
So it's one of those things.
I'm getting the nervous shit.
I gotta let out a long or two.
Really?
I might have to.
I'm gonna get out a couple bars before I do it.
I said I called it, um, let the kids swim.
What?
I'm black, so I'm gonna shit.
Letting the kids go for a swim.
You get it?
Can I be honest with you?
Yeah?
I was racist when I was younger.
I just feel like I have to get that off my chest.
When I was like 12 playing video games, I'm gonna be honest with you.
I thought I'd be all the way there.
You know what I mean?
If you grew up in the game, you were a bit racist.
I just had to get that.
Yeah.
You fucked everyone's mom.
No, because you always say I fucked your mom.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, everyone's mom got fucked.
I said I fucked your dad.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
There.
Yeah, try something different.
Try something different.
No, I don't know.
You're the most gay thing there, bro.
Oh, yeah!
Yeah, what's the gayest thing you've done?
You could tell by the way he's chewing.
He's got a...
He's got some stuff in his...
No, nothing mad.
Just like, saying stuff like, yo, I'll slug you off.
Nah.
Like, we were saying in the car, like, when I was younger,
And I think it was a sixth grade. I used to hunt one of my friends in his basement. Oh, like
Yeah, I don't know what's more gay that are you filming that
Cool
Oh my god, I know you're gonna say you've got like a big black dump coming out
It comes out feels good. So you just suck it back in again. I'm
I'm in there
I've been there
You've done that
No, it's when you
No, I know it
You know what he's going to come
He's going to come
He's crazy
It's like when you're constipated to
You get spiky shit
You know what I'm talking about
Yeah, yeah, yeah
It does like the ridges on your rectum
Look, he knows what I'm talking about
Great, that's great
That's great
That's gay
That's not gay
All of our G-spots are
That's like really taking it
Like actually
So, see
If you got fucked in your ass by your own shit
No, that's meant to me.
It's a judge.
What do you say they do?
No!
Okay, have you ever laid down on your bed, though, and actually fingered your ass for a second?
I'm not eating.
I mean, serious.
What?
You've never done that?
No.
You've never played your asshole hairs?
No!
Play with my asshole hairs!
Asshole hairs should have definitely been.
I landed like a twist in them.
Okay.
No!
I'm not!
I'm taking my peeves.
Any snips?
I've never done that.
No, I've never done that.
That's gay.
That's not even gay.
It's good.
It's like, you know, your balls sweat smell.
You know how it's good, but it's not good.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, okay.
Bro, asshole juice.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
Stop.
I
Said
Bro, that's not even thinking that's crazy
We're actually I
Don't know maybe I am a little weird
I wanna, why us?
This doesn't have anything to do with this one.
Nah.
Oh my God, bro.
You better start writing some shit.
Nah, you're gonna sit there and sit here.
Yeah, you're gonna sit there and sit at home, bro.
Then we should have been in this bit after you, bro.
Okay.
Yeah.
I'm gonna tell you, I'm like-
So you're going out, JJ, right?
I'm just gonna figure out a flow first.
Okay.
Give me some dirt on JJ that nobody knows
I just gotta get out right now.
Oh, bro.
Be honest, what's some gay shit he's on who's younger?
Oh, okay, all right, I'll go with you.
Okay, you fucked the teddy bear once.
Oh, did he come?
Yeah, I don't know if he came.
Oh, why would I know if he came?
Yo, Ron, just start making shit up, bro.
Something's gonna happen there.
Sorry, man.
Call him like a sex offender or something?
Yeah, okay, okay.
But you will never get a bite.
No, no, no.
Oh, no?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that is a no.
Okay, I didn't know it.
You said make stuff up.
No, don't make no.
Okay.
They're saying the KSI files
Yeah, by the way, they were comparing me to Adam Johnson for like a whole day. Oh, that's not good
You know who Adam Johnson is yeah, I figured it out, but he told me it was good
Did you tell him he was good?
Yeah, and you agreed you said a lot of the things you could tell when Nicker is falling. Is he ever serious?
I'm not kidding. I don't think I've ever seen him serious
But what how long did he tell you about that? I thought it was serious like an hour. Yeah, I thought it was real
Dude you are good. Wow. What?
It doesn't know I'm being serious
Please like this sweet spin it oh
My god, I'm telling you what do you mean? Oh my this morning this morning when you got out of the shower like no funny shit
I didn't tell you this where you had your towel on and I'm like
I'm not gonna lie. That was the first time I heard you say the emery
Wait, did I say the end word?
Oh, God, didn't mean to.
You don't say it?
No, I do say it.
You fucking ripped it.
Wait, what do you mean?
Wrong thing, too.
I'm kidding.
I feel like, technically, you can't say the end word.
Thank you.
Whose gum is that?
Yours?
I don't know.
Go ahead.
What was the last time you said it, Dennis?
Come on.
The first sub-a-dum?
Yeah.
The first sub-a-dum?
Yeah, we did that two years ago.
Two years ago.
Now, one year ago.
Yeah.
You know, it's silky.
It's a face.
It used to be a face.
Really?
Um, outside.
I mean, let's just be honest.
I'm just being honest.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Let's get it out.
We're not.
We're outside and he's like,
he's like, say it.
A black man told me to say it.
That's a free pass.
Mmm.
So I just said it.
Um, what do you do?
Be ready.
Yeah, yeah.
Ha ha ha.
It's a deep breath.
Good.
I want to hear this one.
Ron, you better go fucking crazy on that beat.
I gotta find a flow first.
all right now let's hear them let's hear them
does it matter which size which?
all right you should be able to tell
all right
I will give you the world baby girl you just gotta be
can you hear me out there?
yeah
wait why was that looking kinda good to him?
was that not good? I thought that was pretty good
cheers Ralph cheers
so this is no auto tune or nothing right?
right
Right?
Nah, that was no one.
Okay.
That was decent.
That was, that was actually not bad.
Cheers, guys.
Cheers, bro.
Wait, so what, you can hear us right now?
A little bit, yeah.
Okay.
Oh, it's...
Oh, they cut my mic.
Nah, you're good.
Let me see you.
Boom!
You made the beat a little louder?
The mic needs to come down to his neck is fucking break
Yeah, I did that.
Huh?
I thought you were gonna come down a little bit, bro.
Bro, shut up.
What?
I did that.
I can't really hear it.
Oh, what are you doing there?
Is it not still too high?
Yo, fuck you.
No, I'm not even trying to be this high.
You want to go down?
Yeah, you want to come down.
Is it fucking too high?
Shut up.
Watch this shit.
Yeah, it's good, it's good, it's good, it's good.
No, we can't hear you, bro.
He's on his tiptoes.
Is he asking you on his tiptoes?
Oh, black pepper.
Oh, he's not.
Came with me.
I touch your girl.
I fuck her on the sink.
Young Adam Johnson.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
oh right what what back but I'm back to be done
we're a jason
I'm not worried bro, take some time to get a beat.
Yeah
Get out the phone! Get out the phone!
Get out the phone! Get out the phone!
Run back! Run back! Run back!
You can't fuck with me, man.
Wait until you get out!
What happened to JJ, bro?
Fine, I'll do KSI. I'll do JJ. I got you.
I'll do JJ. I'll do JJ.
Fuck with me!
We might just fight.
KSI's been deader.
He's way too tight.
His head's too big.
I like that. I like that.
Let me hear the back.
Let me hear the back.
Let me hear the back.
If I quit me.
We might just fight.
KSI's been deader.
He's way too tight.
His head's too big.
I like the first part, right?
Yeah, that's actually no bad. It's not starting up alright.
Ron, keep going over that.
We can make it work. Let's go after that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me hear that part.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Everybody just fight!
KSI's getting better!
It's way too tight, it's way too tight!
The shine's so bright, the shine's so bright!
It's the season light, it's the season light!
I see the light, I'm gonna have to die!
Alright!
If I'm going me,
we might just fight!
KSI's getting better!
It's way too tight, it's way too tight!
Wait, where'd it go?
Wait, what?
If you want
I guess you like that bit
Ron's rapping like it hurts
And so bright shines when it sees the light, it sees the light, I see the light, look at that, can't fight
And it sees the light, it sees the light, I see the light
Yo, see, I can't just call him like, you know what I...
Outlaw
Huh?
Outlaw
No, it's not my case, I...
Oh, what?
I'm not a night
Wait, what do you want to say about him?
Should I say he's... I can't see him, cause he's...
No, I...
No, no, but you can, because his name is The Nightmare
I got permission?
I mean, because technically, his name is Nightmare, isn't it?
So play on, because his voxie name is the Nightmare.
Oh, the Nightmare.
Yeah, so play around that.
He's way too dark.
I got him.
I'm like a shark.
And I'm going, he's way too tight, he's way too tight.
The shine's so bright, shines when he sees the light.
It sees the light, I see the light.
OK, I've got it.
Can we, shine so bright, I see the light, and then get rid of it.
I see the light, and then let me have it.
Okay, cool, let's go from there.
It's way too tight, it's way too tight
The dance so bright, shines when it sees the light
It's the light in the night, man, KSI
Fuck em!
See, man, see, that was good!
In the night, man, that was good!
Cause that's like a double-reducer, that was sick!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, let me hear that!
It's the light in the night, in the night, man, KSI
That's the hit!
Ah, I like that!
That's sick!
Ah, I like that, I like that, I like that, I like that, I like that!
Alright, let's get going after him.
What?
He's got his axe broken.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. What actually you doing bro?
Oh, I got it, I got it, I got it.
Hey, go to the right.
You see the light in the night.
Now, KS5.
Yeah, I'm coming right to feather.
Ha ha ha ha.
KS5.
KS5.
What is that, Ricky?
Yo.
What is that like?
Yo!
I don't even know what I'm saying!
Yo!
I don't even know what I'm saying!
I don't even know what I'm saying!
I don't even know what I'm saying!
I'm flowing like a feather!
Yeah!
There she's the better brother!
Yeah!
I'm like the same shop, the weather!
Oh that's hard! Yeah!
I changed up to the better!
Let's go over there again.
Yeah, yeah, she's a better brother!
Yeah, I might just change the weather!
Alright, who wants to get on that?
Is there anyone to get on that?
No, that's too one more.
You need one more.
One more, one more.
Wait, the weather!
Just keep singing off of that.
I got nothing.
Why there?
You see what I did?
That's very clever.
He's...
Clever.
I can't hear you, mate.
Clever!
That was very clever.
Oh, that's very...
Yeah, something like that.
Okay.
I think... I think Mark...
Oh, Adlibs! Adlibs! Yes!
Wait, do we add in now or afterwards?
Yeah.
Let's get the mouse.
Yeah, I'll go back to Diego.
like a feather yeah yeah she's the better brother yeah i might just change the weather
why is that good all right he's done like some diss track before okay right Ron
okay here's the secret wait run have you done a diss track before yeah no not at all back home
This is a five star X-Wing
No, you've got to get rid of that
I might get copyrighted for that
You've got to get rid of that five star X-Wing
Wait, which one? Which one?
Yeah, no copyright, man
He'll take me into court
Ooh, he's a big ass shit
Tell you, bro
He's got to get in there
Yeah, okay
No, you've got to get rid of that
You fucked with me
We might just fight
Fight, fight, KSI's been dead on
It's way too tight, it's way too tight
The shine's so bright, shines blind
Is he still light, is he the light?
In the night, man, KSI's dead
I'm flowing like a feather
Yeah, there she's the better feather
Yeah, I might just change the weather
Your hand lines are national treasure
Yes, beautiful treasure
talk to me still yeah I'm not no Mike get ready for some pure ass
you're gonna hear the fucking verse of your life bro get ass I'm telling her
right now still lock any amount of 15 minutes to catch the flow oh yeah I
really oh yeah we should do some sex beat after this what we should sing like
a sex song not like any sex beat wait wait wait are we gonna be alive no we
We take this and we transition to some R&B shit.
Like we, I'm trying to fuck on your bitch.
I'm trying to fuck on your bitch.
What do you mean, like sexy?
Yeah, let's have a little sling on too.
Okay, go.
Let's switch like, sing off our shirt stuff.
We go in there.
Why are you gonna leave my fucking hip?
What?
Geez, oh my, you don't even want your shirt off.
That's sexy.
Let's go, come on, get in there.
It is good, where does it go?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll send him off.
Send him off.
I'm chill.
why this is too low no god damn right how fucking short are you well that's
how loud I was shit
that loud? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
This is about 60 years.
I think somebody's been far as well. Wait, can they hear me or not?
I'd foretry. Yeah, they can hear you.
What's on the here? Wait, I'll put the heck on someone, no?
Yeah. I'll go and...
You can hear me, right?
He's so chopped himself yeah, yeah, we hear you. Oh, yeah, stop. Yeah, listen. Oh brother
Fuck off, you know shit, I'm a pull up, you speak, y'all rap when it's being crazy, they're crazy, I'm so lazy, you bitch that booty that want it, give you party, fucking jazies, yeah, what's this?
What's going on?
This is good, this is good!
This is good!
What's going on?
Yeah, I swapped you there, cause that was good. We'll go for may, yeah.
Come on, bro.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, can we, can we, like, roll that up?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, I want to listen to it.
I think you get rid of the part you keep everything besides the crazy part and then you redo that
Yeah, I don't like the daisy bit. Yeah. Yeah, it's too nice
Yeah, make fun of that he's ginger, bro
wait don't make fun no we have to and your pants it's a little cheeto come on get fucking
I bet that cheeto in your pants is tasty oh get trapped to give you the bars
Oh, we don't do that. I got it. I got it. I got it. I bet that you don't need pencil so tasty
You bitch fat boy, you know my fuckin' pain, you a shit
What? I don't even know what he's- what he's-
What he said?
I don't know what he's-
I don't know what he just said
What he just said?
Maybe Ryan was lazy
You know what I'm saying
Lazy, carry on
Is that what I stopped it at?
Wait, what was he saying?
He's down there for the shit
He's gay, he's gay
What's so lazy?
You bitch fat boy
You bitch fat boy
Okay, lazy
You eat pastries
Yeah, yeah, you don't pick up what you eat pastries
You're a big fat boy, you eat pastries.
Yeah, you didn't say that.
You're a big fat boy, you eat pastries.
Fuck off, you don't shit.
I'm a pull-up, you stick.
Y'all rap on this beat, you're crazy.
Y'all crazy, you're so lazy.
Y'all big-
Y'all rap on this beat, you're crazy.
Y'all crazy, you're so lazy.
You're a big fat-
Wait, you're a big fat boy.
You're a big fat boy.
Lazy? Come on, just get in there.
Ooh, like Lazy.
Like Lazy. Yeah, fuck.
Taking all my peaches.
See it? I'm a pull-up, you stick.
Yeah, I rap on this b-get crazy.
That crazy, you want so lazy.
You bitch back, what's up?
Fuck!
See it? I'm a pull-up, you stick.
Yeah, I rap on this b-get crazy.
That crazy, you want so lazy.
You bitch back, what's up?
Bitch, fuck you, bitch, fuck you, bitch, fuck.
I think you got to punch him in like sooner he gets caught up he's a little slow
It's gonna you know, it's gonna punch in quicker
Yes, talk about how he uses those Zempik
He's good. Jinj. No way. He lost the weight right? Yeah
I like Jin.
So sorry Jin.
You're a big fat boy like Lazy.
Hit him on my face.
Hit him on my face.
Hit him on my face.
Hit him on my face.
Hit him on my face.
Hit him on my face.
How many more boys do I need?
How many more boys do I need?
You need to do double that.
Double that.
His accent keeps changing.
You gotta get creative, bro.
Y'all rap on this beat, yeah crazy, yeah crazy, want so lazy
You a big fat boy like Lazy, get taken on my pastries
Lazy, yeah crazy, want so lazy
You a big fat boy like Lazy, get taken on my pastries
If you run out of fucking words, do you need me to come back in, should I just start coming
at KSI again?
I'm back!
KSI you suck!
I'm back.
KSI I'm back.
KSI you suck.
And you're...
And you're back!
Should I just do one more and then he comes right back?
KSI, you suck and you're...
And you're black!
Should I just do one more and then he comes right back?
You know what, I'm actually white, well that's good!
Now you're over thinking about it, just say whatever!
Yeah, don't overthink it, bro.
Fuck him.
Cheers, man.
Hey, hold on. I like that.
Maybe we will use that for the album.
I
Kind of like that. Did he say what did he say me?
My need to emphasis I think you should emphasize rates with a T
So anybody out there may not be interested like you know what I'm saying
I don't know what I'm talking about
Fuck, I don't know what I'm talking about
Yeah, keep it, keep it, keep it, keep it
Alright, you got a little bit of light
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it
and arrive with me, yeah
kiss me on my teeth, site
kiss me on my lips, site
kiss me on my teeth, site
alright, I think we lost her
yeah, she lost her
Well I like that, I like that, I like that, I like that. I like that slow. I like that slow.
Yeah, speed.
Yeah, I'm really scared right now.
Yeah, hopin' around with me, yeah, kissin' me on my teeth
Sight kissin' me on my...
Break me
They're saying that I'm terrorizing the studio, Marlon
Are we ruining the studio?
You're ruining the studio
I was on a sea line, bitch, I'm flyin'
Yeah, this week we dine, yeah, in my room we spy on them
What for?
Cool, we just keep it like that
Can we do some ad-libs as well please?
I'll give you an ad-lib, yeah, yeah
As you go, I'm a guy
Come on, I'll climb up
That's your taker
Hey, I've been jinxed, you a bitch
You a pig, jinxed, fuck off
You a shit, I'm like full of porous bitch
Yeah, I rap on this bitch, yeah, crazy
Yeah, crazy, you're one so lazy
Get my body like Lazy
Sneak to get all my shit
Alright, yeah, all my bitches hit me
Yeah, bitch, you aim at me
Bitch in my play, I'm coming with me
Alright, I was gonna see life, bitch
I'm flying, yeah, in this shit
We done, yeah, in my body
What the fuck was that one?
What the fuck was that one?
Cool, bro, you're right, you're done
Bitch, you're up
We're up.
Alright, cool.
Let's do it.
Uh, watch out, watch out, watch out!
Listen, we're just testing the weather right now, you know what I'm saying?
We can low-key...
We can do another one!
You're not doing me!
We might just fuck!
Listen, bro, we could take our time with the next one, if we want.
With the slow-down?
Fuck with me!
Never mind, bro.
Oh, we're making a slow-down. We gotta make a slow-down, bro.
Baby, I wanna fuck you all night.
Yeah, see?
Oh, yeah, bomb's in my throat.
You're not doing me!
yeah
You a bitch, you a bitch, fuck off, you little shit, I'ma pull up this dick, y'all rappin' is you, you're crazy, yeah crazy, you want so lazy, you a hip-hop boy like lazy, bitch, you know I take sweet time, alright, yeah, all my bitches hate me, you ain't me, bitch, I'm a player, come and read me, I was gonna say like, bitch, I'm flying, yeah, in this bitch we done, yeah, in my body, I'm, um.
All right, cool, it sounded better in your head, right?
Sorry, better in my head, when I was in there.
Yeah.
All right, you ready, bro?
I'm ready.
Let's hear it, let's hear it, Dench.
I was from a sea lion, bitch.
I'm flying, yeah.
In this bitch, we dying, yeah.
In my body, flying, flying low.
You're a stupid bitch.
Look at the way you look to fuck some dick.
Fight the lads, bitch.
Be my dick.
You're a stupid bitch.
little boy stupid bitch look at the way you look to suck some dick
vice the lads bitch eat my dick guess what bitch suck my dick
yes bitch yes i'm out of here
oh that's right what the fuck is right bros but
What?
That first part was cool.
After that four bars.
Alright, cool.
We are never getting invited back to the studio.
Yeah, I'm trying to keep mentioning Dick at what I'm saying, but like, fuck.
Yeah, I'm not going to lie, maybe we should stick to writing some shit down.
Oh, fuck. Now it's good. It's good. It's good. It's raw.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. One song's got to be up there.
Maybe we should keep that first part and then do the last part.
wait wait let me hear it again and let me see you want to hear again one more
time
What do you think?
I think we should just go for it.
So wait, start from where?
He basically lost our hope bro.
What do you think?
I think we should just go for it.
So wait, stop from where?
He basically lost our hope bro.
So maybe let's do some ad-libs, okay?
Oh wait, oh that's it!
What are you saying?
You want to do a bit more?
Yeah, do some more.
Should we do an 8 more bars?
Because there's still quite a bit more to beat there.
Yeah, do another 8.
8 more for him?
Something that's not about penis.
I know, I know a bit, I know you.
I don't know if we should ever do this again, yeah, yeah, maybe some sex
I'm not gonna lie that might have been the worst shit I've ever heard
Yeah, she's grabbing the sex on now, you know, let's do bedroom song bro, man. You're playing with you. I know that's what I'm thinking, bro
That's like our stuff. Yeah
I'm not gonna lie, bro
Yeah, let's just finish this
That's great great
We need some auto-tune on my sex shirt, I'm gonna do a Chris Brown
Look at the way you look, you suck some dick from a dick
I say my dick in your right dick
Yes!
This little bitch
Uh!
Uh!
Uh!
Dick!
Yes!
This is tiny little what?
Where's the little me?
I'm fake, we need a little penis
What the hell you little bitch?
Uh-huh!
But I did some of this again
And again, baby
Truth or dare, bitch
Shout it out to the kids I see
Uh!
We ain't gonna scratch me up
You're a scrap
You're a little crap
When I see you, yeah, we ain't gonna scrap
You're gonna scrap what you're willing to cry, cry
Yeah, get him out, bro. Quickly. It's as quick as possible, please.
Whoa, what the fuck? Someone signed this dude, bro.
Jeez.
That was really good.
Really?
Yeah.
I was fucking amazed as hell.
That was sick, bro.
That was sick.
Yeah, that was good. That was really good.
This is way more than it.
Yeah, it was really good.
He's right there.
Okay.
You ready for this?
What?
Just hold that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna do one more.
I'm flowing like a feather
Yeah, then she's the better brother
Yeah, I might just change the weather
Don't ever play hard
I should not change her
I can change, you're big, you're quick
Fuck up, you know shit, I'm up
You speak, y'all rap on this big, yeah crazy
Yeah crazy, you're so lazy
You big fat boy like Lazy
Take off my hat, make sure you're hot
Alright, yeah, my fix is hit me
Bitch, you ain't with me, bitch, I'm a player
Come and beat me, I'm gonna see you lie, bitch
I'm gonna fly, yeah, in this bitch-way night, yeah
Alright, Lil, you're a stupid bitch
Look at the way you look, you suck some bitch
I said, man, you bitch, eat my dick
Guess what, bitch?
Suck my dick
When it is time, Lord, what does it mean?
When you know, be my son, then you know, bitch
How about this, stop my name if you can't handle death
Just run in your bitch, shout out
When I see you, we ain't gonna scrap
Not scrap, you're a little crap
When I see you, we ain't gonna scrap
Not scrap, you're a little crap
Oh, yeah, let's um, after constructive, you know, I think we should never do that again
I might talk about my girl bro like eating the box on her period like come on. Let's get crazy
What? What? What? What did you just say?
Come on, bro.
Right. You gotta come on. We got a race.
Nah, bro, I'm in here.
On the period shift? Come on, bro.
What?
What?
Yo, what's going on?
On the period shift?
Hey, you've never, you've never, you've never gotten your face.
You've been deep down, deep down on that on that type of period.
Come on.
Why? Wait, when?
Come on, come on.
No, you're capping, you have never eaten, period.
I haven't.
Especially from the UK, come on.
Every night gets their sort of little bloody.
I say, I'm gonna go fuck that.
Oh my god, I love that.
I'm not fucking...
I love that, I love that, I love that.
Come on, bro, I like that.
You never like, you never like, lights, lights off,
and all of a sudden you're just like,
oh, that shit, what is fuck?
You turn lights on, go in the mirror, and shit,
red all your face, you know, what the fuck's happening?
Fucking bloodbath over here, you know what I mean?
Like, that's how they're like, no?
Okay, okay.
Come on, fall, come on, fall.
Come on, fall, come on, fall.
Y'all let's do this song bro come on
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest. Yeah, I don't think this this shit's don't work for us
Really? I think this is a banger
I think you said dick five times you said crap three times
I mean he's choking choking again choking again
Yeah choke choke slap that
Listen bro hey that might never reach the the radio so we're good
Hey it's fine bro
I think I did I need to get that water. Oh, no, I don't think so. I don't I don't think we have to get it
Oh, I'm good. Oh, I'm gonna pass that one. I'm gonna pass that one. Yeah, I
Would love to give it to you. I would love to give it to you. No, I'm not even interested to be honest
Yeah, bro, you've just been so kind helping us do this. I think our producer quit on us
I think our producer actually left
Yeah, I'm good.
Ah, this is good.
What, so we're actually doing an R&B session?
Yeah, yeah, let's make an R&B one.
Wait, you've never heard some R&B shit?
Like that we've done?
You've done an R&B song too, no?
I've done an R&B song before.
Really?
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Yeah.
Oh, wait, was it bad?
No, no, it was good.
You hear it?
I'll play mine.
Look at what Jay said.
Listen.
Maybe yeah, you want some of my breath you and hook and bring your friends
Come on, but we got some sex shit like wait here was that to that was me and Jason. No wrong
We gotta go you can like you gotta be like
I was talking to my girl
Okay, let's get fucking freaky. I miss you all on my face. Oh my god. Yeah, we just
Have any R&B songs you make it on the beach, and I really
What could you buy the license and then just
Are we here?
on the feature okay yeah just have a quick 16 on it I like that not bad we
could probably find like a verse that he did and just put it on yeah steal some
shit
oh wait he's fire you've never seen before you're all in one for the essential
the best
so first one
good
good for great where the fucking sing oh my I just paid me and then please rate
me or did you say I don't I reached our worst out of your style
I
Got way for me
Yeah, what's up with you, bro?
What's up with you?
What's the best one?
Yeah, we went through one fucking beat!
What the fuck are you just starting?
I
Pog
Jack
Sorry, I didn't mean to KSI
When you look in your eyes, I want to know what I'm sorry. I want to fly
I'm down. I'm actually down down down.
Hey, real good.
This is your new season.
Hahaha.
See when these folks all get together.
Hahaha.
Interesting beats, nah, you're gonna find what I'm telling you.
I like that one.
Come on Marlon meet some info here
There's more rap be like, huh?
Look at the last one and the first one
Imagine
Oh
Imagine imagine
The first one I what's the first one what was the first one right there first one
It almost came.
I
You gotta charge all those first.
On my account, I can't get this one.
I'll go, I'll go.
I think we're all...
So we're both subtracting, so we're on a diet.
So we're probably going to have to change?
Alright, okay.
You're a bunch of...
You're a bunch of...
You're a bunch of...
You're a bunch of...
Okay, how long was that first?
About a minute.
Okay, cool.
Cool. Alright.
I thought we just made two.
Two different songs.
So we like, we like that one.
We piss them off.
And then we pull the track.
And then that's so good.
Yeah, that's the stuff.
Wait, so it's like, is there a certain auto tune for like each of us?
What is this in all of us?
No, like each beat or song will have its own key
and then that's what you put on the order, you know?
Okay, okay.
And then like basically what order it is,
is when you're singing out of that scale or that key,
it's just pushing it into the key.
I don't know about that.
And then you can set about how much you want to.
It's like that.
It's like that.
It's like that.
It's like that.
It's like that.
It's like that.
It's like that.
It's like that.
It's game game.
I gotta get my D-Fills, D-Fuckin' fills boys.
It feels
I'm not feeling so
I don't know what I'm doing
I don't think it's a lot real quick
I just love my life
I don't want to see my life
I'm in love with it
Don't tell me I might get shit
What, humanized?
Just like a little bit less
Yeah, I already
It's very good
Can I give you a smoke?
Can I give you a kiss?
I'm sorry, I apologize for talking bad about you.
I'll tell you what, I'll say hello and then I'll kiss you.
That was good, that was so good, that was good.
That was good! That was so good! That was good!
I feel that was so good!
Yeah, we can keep that, let me hear it, let me hear it, let's keep it, let's keep it
It's so cute
So, we were telling mother I said hello, yeah, listen
It's so cute
I want to see you kiss
So cute
I want to see you smoke
Maybe I'm up on you
Maybe I'm up on you
Oh look
What's that rap right there?
I gotta sing right?
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Oh okay, okay I gotta hear it
I gotta hear it, I gotta hear it
Is it too much auto tune or nah?
If you rap
Yeah, but you're not going to look like a talent, it's like a singing beat.
You're actually making bangers, I'm thinking of making bangers.
Fuck you, when they give you open smudge, maybe you're up on you, maybe you're up on you, do you remember all the times we're together?
Back, back, back, back, back.
That was good.
Boom.
I'm gonna give you a smooch.
Maybe you're up on you.
Maybe you're up on you.
Do you remember?
All the time we spent together.
Wanna be with you forever.
Me and you, me and you baby.
Me and you.
Ah, go back, go back, go back, go back, go back, go back.
Yeah, maybe do the same balls again.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh
Oh god, what else can you get?
All the time we spent together wanna be with you forever
Me you me you baby
Okay, go on all the time we spent together
forever or together which one that was
you
all the time we spend together wanna be with you forever
me and you baby can you come to my baby beat
I just thought that was good.
Oh what do you think?
Rocket?
Me, you, me, you baby
Can't come to my place baby
Maybe we can cook or something
We can get on my love or something
So we can
I wanna kill myself, kill myself, kill my mom
Come on, come on, come on, come on
Come on, come on, come on, come on
Maybe we can cook or something
Maybe we can get on my love or something
So we can
How much more do I need?
How much more do I need?
Are you doing a chorus?
Let me hear from the top, I just got in.
What? Let me hear from the top.
Oh, oh, oh, it's so cute.
I wanna give you a kiss.
So cute, wanna give you a kiss much.
Maybe I'm upon you.
Like it.
Maybe I'm upon you.
Do you remember?
All the time we spent together, wanna be with you forever.
Me and you, me and you, baby
Can you come to my place, baby?
Maybe we can cook or something
We can make all my love or something
Sexy!
Let me redo from cook or something
I need that chat
I like that, I like that boy!
I need to cook or something
I need to cook or something
He should keep that on
Yes, I'm talking about fucking Jin
Shut the fuck up, chat
Shut the fuck up, none of my fucking films
Bitch, you don't fucking understand that shit, bitch
Who's he yelling at?
It's chat
It's about fucking Jinx
I want to be with you forever me you me you baby
Can you come to my place, baby?
Yeah, can we cook or something?
Nah, baby, put you in the oven baby
When we love or something so we can
Nah, so take away, love or something?
I like what you said, yeah, yeah
Nah, but I want to take away love or something
I want to go from cook
Can I have this time?
Yeah, yeah.
They're saying this is Hollister music.
I don't know what that means.
Hollister.
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
Take a leave of your life.
Yes!
Oh yeah?
Oh yeah, in the back.
You got everyone jumping in this fucking chat.
Wait, should we do the islands first or no?
Yeah, I think we should do the islands first.
The islands, yeah?
Yeah!
That's so good!
Yeah, let's go.
Nah, nah, nah, this is gonna sound good.
If you look, you take off the auto.
I don't know what that was. I don't know what else to do with it.
Whenever, bro!
Bro, I'm gonna drop the song.
Whatever.
Yeah, you gotta fucking do it the whole song.
You gotta get some ad-libs going.
Get some fucking ad-libs in there.
Every hair in there, just give it a...
Give it a little...
I'm so honey, I'm on a...
Let's take daddy and stuff.
Sorry.
You're gay.
Alright, I'm fucked.
It's so cute, I want it for you
So cute, wanna give you a smooch
Maybe I'll give you, maybe I'll pour you
Do you remember, all the time we spent together
Wanna be with you forever, me or me or baby
Can you come to my place, baby?
Maybe we can cook or something
Go outside late at night
Look at the moon or something
I feel like I should keep the flow that you did
Yeah
Yes, I was fucking talking about Jim stop making a weird buff any clip you want to make a shit weird listen this track to apology song
It's my apology
Actually
Wait, so are you gonna transition this into another like I think we just made this
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that's so good.
Yeah.
And it cut the song.
Gee, geez.
I don't think anyone's ever done that, right?
There's someone who better polish on it.
No, I don't do that ever.
Not ever.
Like five minutes in between, bro.
Actually.
Can you hear me?
Yeah.
Yeah, you good.
Oh, this is sexy.
Hey, sexy, no?
Yeah, let me hear that shit.
Yeah, let me hear that.
Maybe when you can't cook or something, go outside late at night.
Look at me.
Maybe we can cook or something
Go outside late at night
Look at them on the something
I'm so horny that I just broke your...
Yeah, I'm so horny that I just broke your...
I'm so horny that I just broke your...
Maybe we can cook or something
Go outside late at night
Look at the moon or something
I'm trying to give you my bone, yeah, trying to give you it all.
Hold on.
I'm trying to give you my bone, yeah.
Now you fuck it.
Look at that, I'm on a sudden, freeing and I got temptation.
I'm sick and tired of masturbation.
Yeah.
I'm trying to catch you in my room, I'm alone.
I'm trying to make this dick you're throwing.
Yeah.
I'm trying to give you my bone.
Get rid of the bone bar completely everything with bone
Yo Ron yeah mind you talking about DJ bro
JJ bro, yeah is it?
No, I'm broke.
We got it, we got it, we got it, we got it, we got it.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah JJ come to the bed
Yeah let me knock on your head
Yeah my shit like a slave
Yeah JJ uh uh
JJ uh uh
JJ uh uh
JJ uh uh uh
JJ guy hold on
JJ guy let me keep going
Let me go
JJ guy
JJ guy
JJ guy take it and get it
JJ guy
My shit like a slave
J.J. come on
Come on, come on, you two are getting there
J.J. come on
J.J. come on
J.J. come on
I see why they call you nightmare
Yeah, cause you're a nightmare in my bed
You're a nightmare in my bed
You're a nightmare in my bed
You're crazy
You're crazy
No
Get rid of nightmare my bed
Why I like that you said what it's good
I got you, I got you.
JJ uh uh, uh uh, uh uh, uh uh, uh uh, uh uh.
I see you while they call you Nightmatch,
who you mean to me.
I gotta think of another word for best.
I got spread.
Oh, what is it?
Spread.
Spread.
Whoa, I'm trying to see, can't I?
Side spread.
Ooh, I'm trying to see your knowledge,
can I?
Oh
I want to see your knowledge that works that works
I see you while they call you Nightmare
Cause you scary in the bed
I wanna see your knowledge spread
You're on a phone
I'm leaving you on the phone
Cause I pick up the phone
You know you're never, ever alone
When you got wrong and chillin on my phone
Ring, ring pick up the phone
JJ, JJ, uh uh
JJ, JJ, uh uh
JJ, JJ, uh uh
Uh uh
Oh
Yeah, ride my shit like a sled
Yeah, JJ, uh, uh
JJ, uh, uh
JJ, uh, uh
JJ, uh, uh
JJ, uh, uh
I see you while they call you mate man
Cause you're scary in the bed
I wanna see your knowledge slide
Yeah, on the phone, yeah
On the phone, yeah
But you hear me phone
Next slide is you
You know you're never, ever alone
When you got wrong, you're chilling on my phone
Ring, ring, pick up the phone
JJ, JJ, come on
JJ, JJ, come on
Come on
Get ready to that last, uh?
You think that's good or shy?
I like that.
I want Deji and Keisai at the same time
Hold on, I want both of them at the same time though
I
Go outside late at night
Look at them on the sun, damn
It's breakin' in and I got temptation
I'm sick and tired of masturbation
I'm tryna catch you in my room alone
I'm tryna make this dick your throne
Yeah, JJ come to the bed
Yeah, let me not on your head
Yeah, run my shit like a sled
Yeah, JJ, uh, uh
JJ, uh, uh
JJ uh uh JJ uh uh
JJ uh uh
I see you up here going nightmare
Cause you're scary in the bed
I wanna see your knowledge though
You're on the front, hit on the edge
I'm here to help you phone
Cause I pick up the phone
You know you're never ever alone
When you got wrong, you're chilling on my phone
Ring, ring, pick up the phone
J.J. J.J. come on
J.J. J.J. come on
I like it. I like it a lot.
I just get in there bro.
I'm getting in a fucking sink bro.
You better talk about that shit crazy, dude.
I like talking about that shit crazy.
Did Lazy even say, did you say a bar?
I know, I'm getting in here.
Oh, I didn't hear it.
Why am I shit like a sled is golden. I'm like, oh, I like that. I like that, too
I want Marlon and dead you at the same time
Oh
Oh my god
I didn't mean it
I'm trying to give you me dick. Oh
Now you gotta say you gotta say Ty L. I didn't mean it. I'm trying to give you mean dick
Wait, what I'm supposed to be gay, maybe we are not mine actually I don't know I thought I don't know
Yeah.
I'm trying to know, I didn't mean it.
I'm trying to give you music.
Let me see what you have.
Let me see what you have all of it.
Let me see how much you have.
All right, yo, yo, yo, cut.
Bro, I'm not gonna cut.
Yo, what the fuck?
Yo, dude, you just talking to him, bro.
Yo, that's the charge, man.
You just fully fucking talking to him.
That's just stupid.
It's going out, you know what I'm talking about.
I've never done this!
I
Am I doing right?
Ty, I'm sorry.
Alright, I'm ready.
I think she's going for a pass.
Never.
Alright.
I didn't mean to say what I said.
I wanna give you everything I have.
Because you're the best.
Let me see your chest.
Let me see your chest.
Let me see what you can do.
from behind
She's getting jiggy! She's literally getting jiggy!
Yay! That was what?
Are you just talking or what?
Let me see your chest
Let me see what you can do from behind
TILO!
TILO!
Wait! Wait!
Wait! Half the TILO bit!
Keep that! Keep that with the laugh bro!
Bro!
Alright!
No I mean I take a first TILO bit!
Alright! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
Let me see what you can do from behind
Oh, time no, I never said sorry
Wait, no, that was right
Alright, again
What does he even say?
He literally says
Tyler's going to say
Oh, yeah, I know
Let me see your chest
Let me see what you can do from behind
Oh, time no, I don't want to say sorry again
I wanna be your friend, or maybe more than you.
Tight!
Or maybe you can't.
Maybe maybe you can't.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
You said tight lil.
I said tight lil.
I can't forget about that.
I fucked the whole thing.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Bro, he's actually torturing me.
Oh my God.
He's fucked.
Help me!
Call him tight lil.
I know say tight little tight little
Just keep doing it, you're doing great
You're doing great, alright
Alright we're done
We're gonna get a charge bro
You're gonna do like such a razz man
What is that dude?
Can you call your brother make him the ringtone of the end
tell your brother making the ringtone I think we're done with you bro yeah you
might be seeing this oh god oh this is running running
What do you mean, tight little stick?
What do you mean?
I'm ready.
What do you mean?
Tight little stick.
Give me one of that.
I'm only joking you bitch.
Fuck you.
I'm gonna fuck you up on my feet.
No, no, no.
You're not a pussy bitch.
Fuck you.
Tight little, right tight little penis.
No, no.
God dammit, no.
You're just talking about fucking him, though.
Is that good?
Is that work?
Oh my f**king pig.
Can you do me a favor?
Can we take the first one and make a transition into that?
Yeah.
How's that?
It's perfect bro.
Yeah, you're just an idiot.
It's perfect bro.
It's perfect bro.
Perfect.
Oh my f**king pig.
Yeah
Dude just skip to the end make him do a voicemail then to take off the autotune though
Get sexy in there get sexy
Yeah, I'm turning my fucking pussy fucked
Can you take off the auto-verb
Just stay close to the mic, will you?
I'm gonna kill you from behind
Tight little...
Oh, you tight little bitch
Tight little stick
Give me all of that
I know what you're talking about
Fuck you, I'm gonna fuck you up when I see you pussy
You're no pussy, bitch
Fuck you, tight little right in your penis
Fuck you bitch
I've been trying to call you for me
That's good, I know you're perfect.
Alright, now can we hear uh, I guess both of them, come on.
Yeah, let's hear it.
Yeah, we're gonna make it a whole.
I thought I'd make two different tracks though.
Honestly, I think it's like a...
Oh my god, that's the funniest ever bro.
How long is each?
About two, right? Two minutes?
Is that going?
We could probably make it about three minutes.
You could maybe cut it down to 3 and a half minutes for them for both of them
What do you say come back what do you think combine or
Just make the first one like go and then like then like
Keep the beat going and then like if we could fade it into like a sex yeah
Why don't we just ask the chat
What do y'all think two songs or we get we combine it I like combining it I
Think we're here both okay, I want to see what it sounds like
That was fake sexy that was fake sexy look you
Fucking on his dick
You think he's gonna see that shit
He's gonna fuck with it or he's gonna make one of these faces
Maybe that'll get me my invert
or not
tight little stick
KSI's been better, it's high to change, it's high to change
The shine's so bright, shines when it's his delight
It's the light in the night, man KSI's black
I'm flowing like a feather, yeah, there she's the better feather
But, I may just change the weather, or hang a line of a national stature
You bitch, you bitch, fuck off, you shit, I'm a pro, you bitch, y'all rap on this bitch, yeah crazy, yeah crazy, one so lazy, you bitch that boy like lazy, sick to give up my life
We're in little business, they're in little business
I'm not this, I'm a benefit that, I'm the deck
So come to your bed, search, if I see you
We're gonna scrap, not scrap, you're a little crack
If I see you, we're gonna scrap, not scrap, you're a little crack
We like it, bro, hold on, hold on
Oh
You're right combined
Yeah
No, I see what you mean
That has to be combined. I think sexy. That's okay. Good beat. You know, I like that
Fuck that one of these
Open that fucking central see your Dave would come in and get that instead. He got fucking stable or not
Oh Marlon and does he on a fucking?
Oh, that's fake
That's the top
I like that
What? What? What?
I like that shit
I'm getting hard
I was talking like that shit could
I lowkey I'm getting hard
Low-key
It's okay
It's okay
It's okay
I'm sorry
You
Ooh, hey, I'm the James, you bitch, you bitch
If I don't give a shit, I'm gonna put up a new stage
Y'all rap on this big, yeah crazy, yeah crazy, you're so lazy
You big fat boy like lazy, big-tickin' on my back
All right, yeah, all my bitches hit me, bitch, you ain't me
Wittin' up there, comin' with me, I was from the sea, life, bitch
Come flyin', yeah, in this bitch, we back, yeah
In my own revenge, I ain't little, no one's talking back to me
Look up the way you look, you suck some bitch
I said, man, it's a bitch, eat my dick
Just one bitch, suck my dick
This is tiny little, what's a little thing?
What do you mean, little bitch?
There you are, little bitch
How I did some of the innocent things
How did you get them?
So could you, bitch?
Salute, when I see you, we're gonna scratch
You're not a scratch, you're a little crack
When I see you, we're gonna scratch
You're not a scratch, you're a little crack
You know, I'm going to say I apologize for you.
It's all right about you.
You can't show it.
You're going to make me cry.
It's horny.
You like that shit?
You remember, all the time we stayed together Wanna be with you forever
Me, you, me, you're a baby Can you come to a place, baby
Maybe we can cook a salad day And go outside at night
Look at them on a Sunday
Hey, hey, hey, I got your attention I think I'm tired of masturbation
I'm trying to catch you and I won't run alone
I'm trying to make this dick you throw
Yeah, JJ come to the bed
Yeah, let me know in your head
Yeah, run my shit like a sled
Yeah, JJ uh uh uh
JJ uh uh uh
JJ uh uh uh
JJ uh uh uh
JJ uh uh uh
I'll see you after clean night, man
Cause you're scary in the bed, I wanna see your knowledge stir
Yeah, I wanna find you, I wanna find you, I wanna find you
I'm looking for you on the phone, kiss I pick up the phone
You know you're never, ever alone, when you got wrong
Turn on my phone, ring, ring, pick up the phone
JJ, JJ, uh uh
JJ, JJ, uh uh
TITLE LIL
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to say what I said
I wanna give you everything I have
Because you're the best
Let me see your chest
Oh, yeah
Let me see your chest
Let me see what you can do
From behind
TITLE LIL
Oh, you TITLE LIL BITCH
TITLE LIL STICK
Give me all of that!
I'm already joking you bitch, fuck you!
I'm gonna fuck you up when I see you pussy!
You little pussy bitch!
Fuck you!
Tileo!
Right at your penis!
Fuck you bitch!
I'm trying to call you all B.
It's gonna fuck me.
You just won't answer any of my calls.
I'm starting to think we're really done.
I'm gonna fuck you.
I'm fucking good.
I'm fucking good.
I like that.
I like that. I like doing that.
Let's do it again.
Dan, we really ruined two beats for him.
Holy fuck.
Like, man, the time you work on this, we just fucking...
How long do you take to work on that first beat?
Uh, nine.
It was only until you got 20 minutes to do it.
Alright.
Alright.
Okay, that tight little stick.
You all that dick.
I think yeah, that might be enough. Yeah. That was really good. All right, so he's channel one. Oh, yeah
Holy shit Chad, what y'all think that was pretty fun come on come on bro. I
Got we gotta hit the studio more. Well, I like I like seeing you way more. Oh, yeah
I've been actually asked to work. It's like you try to be similar now, bro
Like when we're seeing all this shit like we're really trying to fuck
And I was being serious. I'll be this here. I'm gonna look at him
Well, I'm getting horny right now. I'm not gonna lie. I'm serious
All right, um well that'd be fucking song
Yeah, we should be banned from all studios. Yeah, we probably should probably are too
Bad from Wolf and bad from the studios and from the Wolf's not bad. Not bad. Not bad. Thank you, bro
No, what would you say? Would you say is the worst time you ever had?
Wow, no come on, that's cap. Yeah, what is the worst you have?
JJ! It's Ron! What's up, bro? Knowledge!
Um, so, um, so, so, so, so, Ron, um, made a diss track on you.
No, no, listen, listen, listen, JJ, wait.
So Ron made a diss track on you, and then he also made a,
Yeah, and then it also made a sex song. I would love for you to react to it one day, you know, maybe when you're alone in your bed at 3 a.m. Yeah
I mean do you listen to it?
You're playing from the top
Tim knowledge you look good
Don't fucking talk to me, bro.
I'm trying to eat and you're ruining my dinner.
Knowledge. Oh my god.
Oh my titties!
No! No! No, don't even fucking...
This is fine, I'm fine.
Hell JJ
Do you actually like creature it's not bad
What's his worst song oh my gosh he did is he did um a song called um Mac 10 flow
Is that an old one yeah bad
Really?
Can you can you play your JJ's Mac 10 flow?
I think it's on YouTube check YouTube
Be honest, he's a Mac 10 or Mac 11 something like that. You like taking fit. Yes
What a supporter brother, bro. Yeah, I know he's
Don't think he is I think I swear with the years. Yeah, she likes on it
I don't think it's the best I think it's the came to me then it came back so that's how I think it is
I'm trying to get invited to that charity
I
My brother feels safe, this is dangerous like a gun
Now you can't escape
Now you can't escape
What the fuck is this name?
Yeah, it is a stage
Fuck your way, fresh up
Come and save the stage
Now you can't escape
Now you can't escape
Fuck it, you're fighting me
Now you can't escape
Fuck your way, fresh up
Come and save the stage
We take these records and we're the best in the-
Oh, oh!
I shower down with this investin' in the best of the best in the-
What the fuck is this?
No audience, no money, no money, no no money, you the kids of me
You give me the money, see me with the back-timpot
You're the best of the-
You're the best of the-
You're the best of the-
Wait a minute, I'll be back in two ticks.
Just have a two clips.
Don't usually happen to me.
Has it ever happened to you?
What the fuck is this?
It's not about rap music, it's about rap music.
I've got two clips with it on.
Not you!
Not you!
Make this mess
Fuck your weapons now
Can't be settled so
Yeah, yeah, yeah, who's back with the dog?
Don't go away with the dog
Smoking up the beats, take a look
We're going on the streets, go party
Jump on ice, white, jump on fire
Go, go, give it to us
We're going on the streets
We're going on the streets
I can't listen to that shit. No, but he's way better now. You have to admit. Wait, where was that?
When was that? 2011, right? Holy fuck. 11 years ago. Thank fucking God. Geez.
Be honest, you told him that was good. At the time you did all that.
Oh
He's not that bad now, be honest there's some music I like I love the charity match
I can't wait to watch it. Oh
My god eleven years ago. Wow
All right, you're called Jimmy baby. Oh
He's on a flight
Damn, bro
This song man, how many songs we done?
All in all maybe like 10 11 be honest during this year during the diss track era, bro. Yeah, who was like the
Who was like one we were like damn I got fucked up. Oh, Simon's really? Yeah, you actually got mad
Obviously
No, it was real though, right? Was it not no no no the one with me and Randolph that was real
That's what it was. Yeah
Fuck you and then somehow I
Distracts make a lot of money
Yeah, they're like what two or three minutes
Damn bro
I just might be like the fuck it's going on
Re-chat fat so stop picking your nose. I'm not even picking my nose
I think this was about this was a double. I love this. All right. Love this. This is great. I'll tell you what y'all think
I think it's fun making something, bro. Even though I'm shit, but it's fun. I like making music
I wish I could make more off-stream the last time I made music was a max and Jason
Really? Yeah, damn. That's not you
Yeah
But I was like fucking around yeah, they loved it. They loved it guys who can't make a hundred fucking songs today
We're gonna make this producer when it comes up
I'm not gonna lie
Y'all killed it for just fucking around yeah, that's pretty fun
That was all I told you those a lot of one takes as better just going in just go yeah, you just find a few
You think if we actually tried we could do something or
I think if we actually tried, yeah, we could 100%
Well, so you would like sit down and write your lyrics, right?
Yeah
Yeah
But like how long would that take?
Maybe like days?
Yeah, no, like a day or two
Yeah
And then you just go in
Hell no, okay, nice
Alright
Alright
But like this sounds easier than actually writing a proper song
Yeah, probably
Songs you actually have to think about it for people to listen to
to
do you think
yeah
yeah because you just have to say that
you need to be good
as long as you're just saying something like people are wrong
he said that people think it's good
you need to be good on the next one
if I was in the diss track era, if I was a youtuber I would just lie
because they have skid allegations
yeah that's how you get that's how you get that
now if you fucking get sued
yeah you'll get sued
that's so lame bro
All right. Well, shall we?
Yeah
We were thinking of going to Bricson tonight
Yeah
They're not going late at night to the train station in Bricson
The train underground under the tunnel wait why do you want to test me when I test our luck?
All right, we wanted we also we have a real challenge
What do you mean?
What do you mean, nice to meet you?
You know we really want to...
What is the worst place?
Yeah, what would be the worst place is?
Well, Hummer.
Hummer, yeah.
Wait, what?
Hummer is the worst.
Really?
You want to do the same thing again?
You want to do the same thing again?
Do what?
We want to basically wear our most expensive watches
in like the most dangerous area in these whole lot of dicks.
I can't do that.
What? My camera's everywhere!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You have to get distance.
Ha ha ha ha!
From the distance.
What? No security?
No!
I want to see if I can always get slashed off or not.
We're gonna touch that lock.
Yeah.
No, you just get rushed.
You are gonna get slashed, you just get rushed.
We're doing that.
And what if I say no?
I'm gonna fuck no.
Yeah, then there'll be loads of them.
They'll like beat you up.
Take it and then...
Good luck.
What if...
What if we do good luck?
Good luck.
What if I can shank us?
Say what?
Good luck.
I bet they probably would shank you.
So what?
What?
What?
See me bro. I'm saying fucking I ain't wait a minute. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. They're gonna say that they come on bro. Wow. Oh
My god, I like the exacting might
Are we actually did you might be a little bit lucky has like a buff dog
Oh my belly gives me a little bit. How does that make sense? Oh, is you think you think you're low body by percent of fetish then?
Hmm, you think you're a lower body percentage than he is he's 29. Yeah
So what do you think you did like 21 I'm saying 21 if he's 21 by percent fat bro. I'll kill myself
I don't believe it. All right. Have you ever done a business? I see it bro. Let's go this. I know
All right now full that
That's just bold. Okay now for this
Exactly, he's got a good cat for this bunch
There you go. Uh, what else is there? Pex Pex Pex Pex Pex Pex
Yeah
Okay, yeah, I feel this
Yeah, it's squidgy. I feel that
Okay, that's quite hard. Feel?
Yes, I'm telling you. Do it. I promise you. Punch it. Punch it. I'm not kidding
Okay, yeah, I got nothing else
Now your pegs are pegs
It's not very squidgy. Is it? No, it's not
No, it's not.
Come on, grab, grab, grab.
That's not bad.
What are we doing?
Yeah, exactly.
It's just belly, bro.
And a little bit of face, that's it.
The minute I lose weight, it's done.
Have you ever had a six pack?
Have you?
Oh, that's a...
Oh, wait, yeah, you have to...
I'm not lying.
You fumbled crazy. I'm gonna keep it a bug. Wait, what was the bet again?
Come on. No, right a million dollars. No pounds by the way pounds pounds a million pounds of what are you fucking dumb?
Gunpowder, yeah, wait from who your brother
Dude, I owe everyone a lot of money
Well, if someone told me get a mill just to get a six pack brother what you can tell me I can
was your reason you actually didn't
wait didn't you like start training like two months before like you waited like you waited like till last minute yeah
yeah because i was in the process of moving and everything and then but i just
you can't make excuses because you can still make time for that you know i mean
you know if you ate like shit at night you ate that shit like shit
like the night before were you like damn well what would you eat like what do you eat now by the
Wait, what do you know? Be honest. Ah, it's just a lot like chicken. Yeah, but you eat out or like rice
Yeah, wait, I'm not even trying to sound crazy like out when we were on the way to your house like originally
We saw YouTube video like I've seen like in the last year you've uploaded like 10 videos of trying KFC
Why
I was like 10 videos in a year. I was like
We actually like KFC obviously. Yeah, I love it. I'm not getting Nando's is actually like I know it's probably like
It's me. Really? I told you. I told you. They think it's me. I love it. Really? Yeah, I think it's perfect
Go to Japan and try KFC. This is the best one right I've heard. Yeah. Yeah, I love that. Yeah
So far also I've heard our name is the best one in South Africa. Is that true? It is right? Yeah
But why was the difference that's where it's from is it not different in every country bro?
Yeah, I was telling him the McDonald's in Paris is so good. Have you tried that McDonald's?
You know I'm talking about so good. It's actually so good
I don't know why because you don't have all the fucking bullshit like in the state like red 40s and 60s my red 40
You know red 40
It's not the mountain dude. No, it's like what's in talkies? Oh
Machine
Tell us about your mukbang. Oh, I did a red 40 mukbang
What everything does red 40. Yeah, my poop after was actual red was actually yes
What?
Like three months ago. Oh big mukbang guy turns you could tell me
That's not bad, bro.
No, this is bad.
No, it's really not that bad.
Bro, that's not bad.
You literally said if you had my body off string you'd kill yourself.
I would kill myself.
I'm not lifting mine.
Let it lift it, come on.
No, I'm not.
Let's all lift it.
Come on.
I'm it.
Are you first?
No, I gotta go last.
I mean, bro, what's up?
I mean, this isn't bad.
It's just like, jeez, the weak.
Hold on.
Oh my God.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus is actually mine.
I
Whatever it's all right
I mean, I'm not gonna not I actually don't anymore bro. I mean I try to go everyday, but
We say I can let's go
Mmm. Yeah, why are the gyms here suck? We're pure Jim's ass serious
What's the best one?
No, we just try to get like a day pass
Y'all got equal nice to you
You guys have air wine out here
You guys have uh, you guys have Ralph's yeah
Do you have
Yeah
You guys know we're 371 to broad bonus
Jason
I think that's it.
Alright, let me get my jacket.
Sit down, bro.
Let me get my jacket.
Good session.
Great session, bro.
Great fucking session.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, same as that, same as that.
Same as that.
Hey, Chad, dubs.
Dubs, dubs, dubs.
Big dubs.
Now, this is a really nice studio, bro.
This is a really nice fucking studio.
It is got it.
Mmm-mm, wassup?
Mmm-mmm, well...
Are you snatching snacks?
No, no, no.
I'm just gonna- I'm gonna stomp a barbie's into this.
Yeah.
Are we kind of snack-bloke-y, mate?
Yeah, I don't know.
Does he kind of sound like I'm fucking sticks and shit?
Yeah.
Stick.
Oh!
Where's your boy?
Cheers, bruvs!
Chad, what ya'll think about that studio?
They're good guys. I like that or what that's pretty good
Over the one
Holy shit
Where's rocket are you getting he's collecting his stuff? Yeah, I should collect them
Hey, just see James that's a you
Jesse James used to be a famous outlaw
So that's why I'm from Kulaw
Oh, okay
Wait, so who?
So you've had sense here and everyone here?
Yeah, I've got your come hand
What's the only thing you're making sense?
Do you remember?
Yeah, I guess
I think there's quite a few senses
But they don't got like their own studios?
Or no? Like you know what I'm saying?
Really?
I thought they would have that
No, I'm not out here.
So they'll have a studio in the house, potentially,
but a low-key one.
Oh, so you're right.
But they wouldn't have a...
You would think that artists like that
would have their own shit.
You know what I mean?
Were they comfortable or whatever?
JJ tried to rip it out.
Really?
He didn't do it?
Yeah.
He's got the studio, but he just never uses it.
Oh, he has it?
Yeah.
They're saying, come outside, knife emoji.
What is that about?
Let's not...
Guys, come on.
Big artists will make a whole custom professional studio at their house and never use it. I don't know they'll use it
But when you sign a record deal you get part of that budget and the money it goes to recording
So then you use your budget to go to your own house
I've heard about that. I've heard about that. I know something. Oh, I see what you're saying. Yeah, I know something about that
Yeah, he does yeah, yeah, not not not not even we
Yeah
All right, that's interesting.
That's genius.
Here we go.
On the outside.
Yeah.
All right, boys.
Thank you.
Seriously.
Seriously, bro.
Nice meeting you guys, bro.
Dad, we'll go out with you, you know?
Thank you, bro.
Yeah, thank you, bro.
That's all right.
This is a boy.
That's a two-run.
My dog.
Good to meet you, bro.
My dog?
Yeah, it's just two, six, seven, eight.
How the fuck did kids find the boys?
Hey, that's all right, no?
The leather is ours, dude.
It might be ways.
I think he's peeing.
My dog, I got it.
I got it for me.
Thanks for the nice time we're dropping full fucking album.
Yeah, you and the kids in my chat type of knife emojis?
Yeah, we need an album.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got you, bro.
Trust me, we're about to really get in my feelings
then if that's on.
Oh, that shit is tough.
Damn.
Holy fuck.
Oh, he recorded that here?
Yeah.
That's it.
Does he come solo when he makes music like that?
No shot.
Or like with a big groove, yeah?
It's a kind of vignette.
Yeah.
That's gonna be pretty cool scene there in the meagre.
All right.
Hell.
All right.
So what was it?
What was it?
All right, it's all good, it's all good.
Okay, it's sad, Tom.
We'll stab you into the ass.
Yo.
Hey, boys.
Let me see your hands.
Come on.
Come on, no nice.
How'd you find this?
How'd you find it?
Good.
Yeah.
your shout out
that was quick
I like the shout outs bro
big ups big ups big ups
big ups big ups
thank you
you got a big picture
you got a big picture
how the fuck did you
how do you remember
how do you find this
that's what I'm saying
well I don't say what we have
I was there, I was there.
From the UK, we're poppy seeds.
I lived like 10 minutes away and I saw on the stream.
I literally saw, you see that one yellow sign?
That was it.
That's all I saw and I noticed. I remember that.
I was like, shit, I know it.
That's a good memory.
Fuck.
Jesus Louise.
Jesus Louise, that's crazy.
Jesus, that's crazy, Lays.
I'm wrong, bro.
Yeah?
I'm going inside and try a match. I'll see you there.
The way you're out there, that's it.
Oh, yeah, what's up with that what what is it is a fed over there?
I did
Those like flames oh, they're probably here looking for me or some shit. What are you talking about?
Well, if I know where we are now could look up a crash your Cooper was good, bro
All right, nice seeing you guys, bro
Get home safe
Paisley?
Paisley?
Yeah, that's an interesting name.
Copy and paste type shit.
Yeah.
I can't even move a little bit.
All right, boys, that's fine.
Thank you, boys.
All right, boys.
Thank you, boys.
I see you guys.
Be safe.
Yeah, of course, bro.
Take care, bro.
Take care, bro.
Take care, bro.
Take care.
All right, bro.
See you, man.
Yeah, of course.
Yeah.
And I'll see you, bro.
All right, well, you want to talk about what we do tomorrow?
Should we?
Yeah.
You know what I'm talking about?
What are we doing tomorrow?
Should we?
Yeah.
First and foremost, hey, shout out, Desi.
We're coming through, you know what I'm saying?
The go.
Always the man, bro.
Always the man.
Top one, bro.
Top one for me.
Top one.
You know what I'm saying?
Tell me what we're doing tomorrow.
You said it, or you said it, or you said it, or you said it.
Easy, easy.
Now you say it, okay?
Easy.
All right, all right.
Well, I'm only going to say it perfectly.
I don't know if the second one's confirmed.
No, just say the first one.
Just say it.
Okay.
So tomorrow, super, super, super early.
for us it's early for earlier it will be fucking night time probably I'm probably
like 1 a.m. we're gonna get a private tour of the Wembley Stadium we're gonna
go to Wembley Stadium and then we got some shit I think after maybe yeah maybe
I don't know the whole tour of the Wembley so it should be pretty cool
throwback the biggest reason is because we want to manifest we want to
manifest you know I'm saying hopefully we will play well he's gonna play I
I haven't got invited yet, so we'll see, but um.
Yeah, he probably didn't get invited, he's on an NDA.
No, I'm not.
I have gotten denied over and over and over and over
and last time KSI told me to fuck off,
Ethan said, who the fuck are you?
Harry didn't even acknowledge you, Josh said fuck off.
And then, I mean everybody was, yeah.
Yes, I was like fuck you, not again.
Yeah, but even look at me, need to call you Adam Johnson.
Yeah, he called me a pedophile.
So yeah, that was a good stream, you know what I'm saying?
We got a lot of shit coming up after this,
so yeah, see you tomorrow.
When the Twitter comes and everything man.
Oh yeah, shout out to Digi for it man.
Did you make it?
Yeah, seriously bro.
They really did bro.
You had bad shit canceled bro and you came through.
So, seriously, shout out to Digi.
And we'll see you guys tomorrow super early,
super super early.
What time?
I mean, we won't say like exact time
because we don't know exact time yet.
It'll probably be like 11.
But like, can you hear it?
Probably like 11 slash 12, yeah.
Sorry.