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⚽ TOURING WEMBLEY STADIUM ⚽ LAST DAY ⚽️ IM SICK ⚽️ I NEED TO GO HOME ⚽️ IM SORRY ⚽️ [twitter/insta stableronaldo] !po !com !sub
02-20-2026 · 1h 28m
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I think so yeah.
Yo.
Did you see us?
Yeah, yeah.
Was good.
Was good.
Guys, today is the final day.
Yeah, for me at least
I'm gonna be here for a couple days. I'm about to be here for a couple more days. Yeah
They could kind of fucking hear it. Yeah, we both woke up sick, so
Surprise surprise first price. I'm freezing outside and it's raining and enough. I know who do you owe me?
Oh yesterday and and this place fucking sucks. We've eaten no fucking food
So yeah, we are sick as fuck
But listen, anyways bro, you know, it is when this, it is the last day of us here.
Oh, you guys get a stream.
Oh, they're probably gonna cancel stream.
Oh, blah, blah, blah.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
We're on the way to Wembley.
We're on the way to Wembley.
On the way to Wembley right now.
We're sparking in the car because we're going straight into the arena.
We're an hour and a half away.
There's gonna be fire.
Yeah, hour and a half.
We're standing right now.
And yeah, boys, we're fine.
We're fine, okay, we're five minutes out.
We're five minutes out,
about to go into Wembley chat.
No matter how we feel, let's get this shit going,
let's get this shit popping.
Let's move on it.
Yes. I'm ready to see Wembley.
This is my first time.
First time in Wembley, I've never been to Wembley.
It's fucking huge, bro.
It's like huge.
Can you play this year, bro?
Oh my God.
Bro, I play, I play, and you know what?
I play you play too, bro.
Bro, you're gonna play.
I hope I play.
you're gonna play, I'm not dumb,
I'm not gonna play, you're gonna play.
But yeah, it's actually, now it's starting to rain.
Now it's starting to rain, yeah.
So beautiful London today.
Listen, apologies if the energy's not all the way
at the top, but you know what I'm saying?
You didn't really get much sleep last night,
when'd you wake up?
I woke up.
Five, six?
Five a.m. and I stayed up for about seven hours.
Like Chad, you know the nose is so stuffy at night,
you can't even sleep because both are stuff.
So you're kind of trying to find a position
to where one is not stuffy.
more she can stop
Yeah, I know oh, yeah, that's my my be annoying shit. Oh, I'm gonna be sniffling like crazy
I'm gonna try my best not to the brock and barely fucking breathe
But yeah, uh, anyways, I hope I'm doing good. I hope I'll enjoy the yesterday. I hope I'll enjoy the London trip so far
I'm right now. It's party back home. What 440 a.m. 440 a.m.
she's doing
Who stayed up just for this trip drop with me
Tell me if you did.
I'm actually serious, I think we got sick.
What is that? Oh, what is that?
No shot.
Wait a minute.
Is this brand new?
I'm not gonna lie.
Is there discussion about using F2?
All of those aside.
I might have to, bro. I'm gonna be honest.
Oh my god.
Oh yeah, I'm not gonna lie.
This might be the reliever.
I
Discuss
listen listen how much would you get that in
you allow some size right you're not supposed to let it drip down your throat
what are you the fucking throat master shut up bro yes alright sorry sorry
sorry sorry sorry wait I don't know if my shit work you should work I don't know
Oh yeah.
I think it takes no minute, boys.
What are you fucking doing?
Which is like, is this not one of those times
in the UK where like, you know,
it's like a flu going on or is it not flu going on?
Is it just that we took a flight from sunny LA
to a minus 50 degrees UK with rainy weather,
shaking hands with everyone in the arcade
and eating with your hands, great move.
How'd I tell you boys? I'm not gonna lie. I was already on the verse yesterday
I didn't tell nobody and I just pushed through it and then I think I got everyone sick
I know he definitely got it. I'm not gonna lie because I came home and I couldn't sleep like the night before either I'll be honest
Yeah, so that's low key my bad. I'm yes flew in a cold
classic
Oh, thank you. Wow. This is like fucking cocaine. Come to Bradford. Why would I go to Bradford, bro? I'm balanced.
Alright, don't be so negative, bro. No one likes a negative Nancy.
True. Goddamn.
Yo, we're gonna win, bro. This is us manifesting.
You can't escape that, bro. That's how fucking sick you are, bro.
What do you mean?
This is us manifesting.
Hey, bro, I wanna kill myself.
Hey.
You live in an 11-hour flight.
Yeah, bro, tell me one more time, please.
I just can't wait.
Bro, and I fucking hate, like, why is this a thing?
Like, why is this a thing, bro?
Like, this is actually, this annoys me the whole day.
Yeah, I know.
A bottle cap that's fucking, like, stuck open, bro.
I know, I know.
Nice, drink that water, bro.
Like, you know what I need?
I need vitamins.
Gym sauna.
Steam room.
Oh my god, the gym.
I need love, bro.
You think you're going to find a girlfriend ever?
Yeah, let's get an edit going for you.
They're going to edit you and it's going to be like super parents social.
It's going to be like all your past relationships.
No, no, no, no.
Yo bro, you seem sad.
Do you think you're ever going to find true love?
No.
No, no.
Do a longer pause.
Think about it.
Think about it.
Think about it.
Think about it.
Think about it.
Yo bro, you seem kind of sad, bro.
Do you think you're ever going to find love?
No.
No.
That's pretty good, bro.
Is that good?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm fine with that.
It should get like a hundred likes, bud.
Yeah, I know.
Maybe if that.
I'm like forty seven.
See, can y'all stop putting fucking knives on a child just because we need a cage?
Like, no one's gonna come and fucking shank us out there.
So why are they just doing that?
I actually don't know why they're standing in knives like.
Dude.
I got knives going on in my chest.
Son, son.
Son.
Son.
Son.
Son.
Son.
Son.
Son.
Son.
Son.
Son son yeah, I'm sorry. It's super fucking early for you guys
But honestly
We just wanted to get it out. Yeah, I'm saying. Oh
I think I see it boys
What am I shipping? No, I don't
It's raining, bro. Yeah, no, I actually like I'm so dead-ass bro. I'm ready to leave
I actually yes I promise you like it's too much here it's too much I wish someone
would just stab me I'm gonna be honest you've said that every day so bro I'm
gonna be on Oxford Street after this you're a stab me come get me stop I
don't know but rocker was talking about he said I don't believe in zombie nice
it's like I don't believe in zombie nice like this big it's like this big I think
it just like actually opens here it's like that's sharp blades
just sick wearing a t-shirt yeah nice I don't have any other hoodie folks I'm
gonna be walking around while I'm doing this it's one out of two
options here either I wake up in the hospital tomorrow or I believe in the
freedom of this something somehow I'll be honest with you I'm using a napkin that's so
wet right now because you've been reusing it yeah no we're not so
consistent. Do you hear something disgusting? Stop please don't touch me with that.
Please. Do you hear something disgusting? I'm listening. My grandma. Oh God. Yeah my
grandma she's always like sick for some reason and her nose is running and she
has the same napkin for like a week straight. She just keeps using her
of the pocket like the whole time.
Okay, that's just nasty.
Yeah, it is nasty, wait, I don't know.
Here we go, tell me we made it.
We made it.
Oh yeah, we can just do this.
We just made it.
Block out that fucking.
Laban, we good?
Oh wait, in the back window though, I know.
Nah, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
The back though.
I got it, I got it.
Holy darkness.
We better get fingered.
This is actually disgusting,
I'm sorry to keep doing this in the fucking mind,
but seriously, dude.
Guys, okay, I don't, like, I know it's like super early,
but like, like one of these messages where I see
knife emojis and then I'll never get you to sing
pay for your money grabbing eight in a row.
So like, what does that even mean?
Come to Brixton Bullies.
Yo, Chad, what is really Brixton, though?
Like, is that worth going to Brixton Bullies
to pick up a number and do the booty?
We're gonna get sad.
No, we're being let out like dogs. Like what, dogs and the kids?
It was the point opening this thing, if we're getting let out.
Yeah, I'm actually excited to see this.
Oh my God, that's where you got the most fat in. You're trying to come over?
It's another time, another time at all.
Oh, it's got to be super dark in here.
I was looking for her.
Yeah, really, I closed that.
I didn't even said that.
What did you say?
No, but why, why?
Chalice, can you sort of drive into it?
I'm so confused.
Probably point it down for this, though.
You ate Chad Marlin, I want to fuck your ass.
Please throw Chad Marlin, please.
Like, I'm not suffering in my chat right now.
Yeah, dude.
I don't know if it's just that weights
already functioning right now or-
Super like fucking delayed by the earliest I've ever seen my whole career
Guys there's not gonna be a thousand kids we know when we've been in Alabama thousand years
Oh my god my fucking nose
I tell you we're pulling in bro, so we want my god. I just came out of my nose. Oh my god. Oh my god
That's disgusting, I just dribbled it out.
I got a confession to make, I'm not going to lie.
Go ahead.
I got a confession to make.
Okay, go ahead.
So yesterday, this guy's so nasty.
So yesterday we ate at Pepe's, right?
It was like a rice and chicken mugs at night.
You know, at night it always gets worse.
So my nose was just running, running, running, running.
And I swear I'm not kidding.
Like, I couldn't stop.
Like, I was like eating hunched over.
And I swear like, it's not came out.
And like, it's like, you know, like the...
No, it's just it's it came out my food. I'm not gonna I'm not throwing this out
No, I haven't done that shit. I be honest, but I was like fucking problem. It was like snow is like the
It's like the runny. Yeah, like a little drop you like I actually want to come on so I'm like I'm not gonna
No, no, no chest up chest up. You got a napkin up there by any chance
I'm gonna pat it. Rocky, you gotta bite it. It's so runny.
What is in there?
Oh, it's the tissue.
No, that's... What is that?
Oh, it's the tissues.
Is that the tissues?
Wait, is it the tissues?
Is it the tissues or not?
We can use that. Is that the tissues?
Wait, hang on.
Oh, that's the tissues?
Alright.
He's a good guy.
Wait, man.
Hey, camera's down right here?
What is it?
Is this where you pulled in, like for the match two last year?
No.
I have too much.
I have too much for about.
Fat, fat, fat, fat, nice.
Hold on, chat.
They're about to take us into the gear.
GGG's to the sixth, but honestly at this point,
I don't even give a fuck, I'll bet on this.
I'm gonna go fucking to McDonald's after this,
I don't give a fuck.
I don't care. I'm gonna go fuck.
Why are they touching me? Oh my God.
Touching my butt.
Oh run your job.
Chad they're touching my butt.
I'm gonna take this with me. I'm not gonna lie.
Oh my God. This is a hell of people.
What the fuck? Oh my God.
How you doing?
Not if I eat a snack.
How you doing?
Very nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you. I'm not a nice to meet you.
Alright, damn, we got a full staff watch. Holy shit.
How you doing?
How you doing?
I'm good. Appreciate it. Appreciate it.
Can we film over here?
Cool, cool, cool.
Cool, cool, cool. Okay, amazing.
Hey, all good.
All good, all good. All good.
Do we want to make a...
We can do that.
Okay, cool. Alright, let's do it.
Alright, we ain't done it yet. We're ready for the tour.
We got a capacitor?
Yeah, let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it.
Can we get some right here?
Alright, there we go.
Alright, we are in a Wembley voice.
Jesus!
Wait, they got me up here?
Wow
Wait, how long is when they did it then?
1923
How much seating was there back then?
What? Yeah
Because we didn't have those seats, it was all standing.
So a hell of a boarder than that?
Yes.
Because he was standing, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, wow, that's insane.
Well, I'm confused.
They take down my jersey.
I swear.
Dude, I played last year.
I swear he's never here, bud.
Yeah.
All right, well, this is dope.
Okay, this is insane.
This is actually insane.
What is it?
What?
You want to give me some knowledge here?
Give me some knowledge.
Okay, personally, I want to say it's the greatest ever personally.
But, you know, he's up there for sure.
Wait, it's one out of a hundred?
Yes.
Signed.
Wait, is this number one?
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
How much is this for?
How much is this for?
What do you think?
Oh, I'm trying to think.
Oh my Jesus.
I should ask that.
But, you never actually bought the plant when were you looking?
He did?
No!
No!
Oh my God.
Four out of seventy.
Wow.
No.
Pristine, bro.
This is where he's at.
This is where he's at right here.
What?
riding you know that's the cat looks like yeah bro you got lucky I guess you
got lucky though all the actual go this actually crazy who's that who's that my
favorite player and was named Brazil who is it make more okay who's that that's
is Jr. Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, and these are all the artists that have already
been here so. Yeah, yeah, look at that, there's so much art. Oh my god, go back. Dude, I've
already used them all the time in FIFA back in the day. Wow, bro. This is this is interesting.
I can't wait to play again maybe. I guess you're playing, bud?
Yeah, this way they even have Marcus brash with shoe is that game warm? Yeah
What do you know about rushing huh? I actually do know that is because I remember KSI used to unbox them
from FIFA
How'd you put this in my pocket, bro? I did not put that in your pocket
Wow, this is it. Oh, that's the old way
That's how it used to look. That's still crazy though. So this was built
This was built in 1923
How'd they get this photo?
Yeah, I never saw it.
Well, the photo is from 1996, you dumb.
Yo, you were actually a piece of shit.
They had drones back then?
Oh my God, man.
Wow, he's dope.
Sick. Very, very sick.
Ed Sheeran, yeah. Madonna.
Oh, I saw your last one out there.
Oh, here we go. Here we go.
Oh, I bet, yeah.
Oh, wait a minute. Are we actually here?
Uh-huh.
Yo!
I'm starting to talk like a fucking sensation
and I feel good about it
I always got to ruin shit bro
I'm trying to fit it in
I always got to fucking ruin shit
Wait so what is this room though actually
I forget what this is like before the locker room right?
It's the interviews right?
Yeah it's the interviews
Yeah?
The press
Yeah
Wait so who do you think like
There's probably some legends right now
So many right
So what run so it's a little bit like oh what I was feeling when you walk one
You probably don't remember then remember ever like even touch the ball ever no no
Do you remember the interviews here, bro? So get this right at the time
It was tie-in speed mr. Beast all the guys never walking past they had some flashes
So what they were like cameras right there by a little bit a little bit. Okay, I'm not kidding
Hand on your life, bro. I promise bro. I walked out. I'm good all the cameras wrong
He's like
Never ever happen by the way, but okay, I like that. This is sick. What's the picture picture picture? Yeah
Manchester, right?
So what is this? No, no, no, go ahead.
There's the Lions, there's three Lions.
Okay, yeah, but what does it represent?
The three Lions.
Well, what is the three Lions?
Manchester, United.
England. Take a fucking picture. Stay right there.
Alright.
I look good.
I look great.
Nice.
No?
This is nice, bro.
This is actually really nice.
Honestly, just give me...
This is my brother, Clay.
He's here and stuff, but we're going to head on through.
I'm going to show you where the manager is there.
Okay, that's when I just sit down right? That's the first room. Yeah
Yeah, one this is so one you actually walk it up balance because I want to hear what you did last year
Wait, that was here oh
Oh shit!
How is he doing that?
Yo, that was the day before my birthday.
You were born in 1995?
Oh my god, bro.
I should have told you.
Damn.
We didn't have the point to deliver mass.
We literally hosted everything.
What is going on? This is like a...
This is a legendary spot.
Very interesting spot.
I didn't even come in this area though.
I never showed me this area.
Oh, okay, nice.
What?
I just finished my line.
I mean, yeah, you're like, you're 25 this year.
I relax.
I'm gonna Olympic games.
You wanna see a football game?
Wait, they had the Olympics.
What are you like?
See where's this Millwall.
And look at what Millwall's at right now, huh?
Oh, God, laughing stock, guys.
Shut up, Josh, man.
This is class.
This is, yeah.
Wait, how many Olympics have there been?
You're lynched.
One, right?
Has it been one?
In London, three times.
Three times?
When he's been involved twice.
Wow.
What's this picture right here?
That was the first ever FA Cup final, wouldn't it?
You know about that?
So this is what we understood up?
Yeah, so the capacity is 125,000.
Over 200,000 people turned up for the game.
And you've got Nick named the White Horse Final.
Because when you see Billy the White Horse,
he actually had a few thousand people off the pitch
pitch so the game could actually take place holy wait what happened to the to
the cup here what is this well that's just happening down across the FA Cup
fun oh my god oh it's like an optical illusion okay you already look like it
was just any ground right yeah wow you wait there's so many people wow looks
like that's when we go live yeah so we head back towards that we'll take you
into Europe's biggest first comfort room Europe's biggest comfort room all the
I was here last they didn't want to come interview that much. Yeah, it's pretty bad
Wow England vs. Scotland you love England
Oh
Oh, this is sick
This is this is nice
Am I tripping
Wait, stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop
You knew?
This is charity match on it
Bro who you not at bro?
Who you not at bro?
Yo are you serious?
Bro
I was like, damn I didn't get to interview last year. Well the card says
Ron that's enough begging you're in hope you've been training welcome back to
Yeah, I'm not gonna I didn't know I'm gonna
Yeah, but I knew you was happy and serious.
No, this is, oh my God.
No!
Oh my God.
Wait, so is this like a foreshadow moment?
Am I gonna get interviewed here too?
Oh.
Oh my God, bro, I have to train.
No, wait, what does it actually say?
It says that.
It says that.
That's enough begging.
You're in hope you've been training.
Welcome back to Wembley Decidement.
But look at this shit.
Who do you think wrote that?
Probably their team, none of them at all, anyways.
Bro, wait, but that, but, was that really begging?
You think I was begging?
You've been begging for months, what are you saying?
You've been begging probably for like two months now.
Has it been two months?
Has it been two months?
Yes it has.
Two months of begging, oh my God, bro.
I gotta take a picture of this.
Damn bro, last year, last year,
I actually did absolutely fucking nothing.
Yeah.
It was not at all, yeah, and you didn't score
or assess.
Oh wow, he had to say that.
He had my stats?
Yeah, he had his stats ready, yeah.
He had my stats?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bro, I'm not even kidding.
This year I gotta score minimum a hat trick.
Yeah, I have to.
And I gotta give you an assist
if I play in the game.
If you play the game.
If you play the game.
Oh my God, I gotta tweet this.
This is, this is fucking awesome.
You fucking did it, bro.
I'm proud of you, bro.
You back at with me, bud.
Damn, bro, wait, I can't do it either last year.
Last year I played for 45 minutes, I think,
and I didn't do a single fucking thing.
Did you complete a pass?
Did that seem to be the problem?
No, you had a header, didn't you?
Yeah, I had a header, but I think it went to the own goal.
I think it went to our goal.
No, I thought it was just like in the middle.
No, it was pretty bad.
Really?
Yeah, I think the chat would know.
It was absolutely fucking nothing.
I think I literally just read.
I think Chip, Chip was my coach, right?
I think, yeah, he was.
Oh, it was Chip and Cal, right?
Yeah, yeah, Chip was, he actually treated me like a, like a.
I expected.
Yeah.
Sorry, sorry about that.
Sorry, yeah.
Yeah, he just treated me like, he just wanted to see me smile,
basically.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wow, that is.
Now I would rather be in the 90s than 90s.
But he gave me like 30, 40 minutes.
But how do you not even complete a pass in 30, 40 minutes?
I don't understand that.
Did you just run around?
Like what did you actually do?
Cardio?
Like what the fuck were you doing here?
First of all, first of all, everyone knows this.
Anyone who actually watched the game,
your child probably know this.
I had a broken foot.
I remember that because you broke with Jason.
Yeah, I remember that.
So I had a broken foot.
It was a little fucked up.
That's why I was a little bad at the game at the time.
I think this year I'm gonna score.
But do you understand that you got, so you got exactly,
let's see, you got exactly two months.
Exactly two months.
I want to die.
Yeah, I remember like two weeks ago,
you were like, oh, every single day we're going to the gym
till the day and we haven't gone to the gym
more than like three times.
Wait, how hard is it to really learn football in two months?
You think I could score?
Raise your knowledge up now.
Oh gosh, it's zero, I'm down.
It's borderline zero.
It's borderline zero.
I saw a clip of you at Wolves, did you know Wolves before that game?
No, I didn't even know that was a rule by the way.
Now I'm not supposed to wear a jersey.
I didn't even know what Arsenal was, to be honest, before that.
I was trying to tell him that football over here is like religion in Europe, but he doesn't understand that.
Yeah, I kind of got a lot of hate, but I respect it, you know what I'm saying?
I deserve the hate for that, I didn't understand that.
Hey, but look at you now, huh?
Hey, they're not the ones who understand.
Hey, hey, hey, come on, bro.
Where's Simon at?
They're going, come out, bro.
I
Didn't even take the time to come in
Who wrote this who wrote this car who wrote this I gotta know who wrote this I don't even have any of their numbers, bro
They'll block me. Yeah, I know
Yeah
Bro, oh my god. I hope I'm on the same team as KSI. Yeah, I just want to fuck with him the whole time
Yeah, oh my god, honestly, he might be more shit than you. I'm just being honest. He's not that good. He's bad
Is he good at the guitar match?
He was, he got this, and then he got this, oh yeah, that's how shit he was, yeah, but
you also are kind of dog shit, alright relax, because you had like an over-goal in the first
five minutes and then you completely missed, wow bro, dude I'm just, I don't even want
to leave, why don't we just start training today, no, damn I, like bro, you're actually
fucking involved here, okay but yeah how long would it take me to learn, you think I could
score in two months just be honestly on 29% body fat.
If you train everyday now for two months and you don't score, I'll be very upset.
Oh wow.
Remember it, remember it.
The D's sit back here with that jersey on bro.
Damn.
Bro I can just imagine like close your eyes bro.
Imagine bro.
You just, you're gonna play.
I mean this is actually.
Oh I really pray I pray.
I really pray.
You're gonna play.
There's no shame.
Okay.
You've already probably basically said it.
I think you said it when I see you like five minutes ago.
Bro, imagine, you have the ball, you pass me the ball,
we dribble it up the pitch, right?
We dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble,
KSI comes to get you, ooh, ooh, ooh,
you go around him, you pass it to me, bang, I get it.
I start dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble.
Oh, someone famous that's gonna play.
Mini mentor, mini mentor tries rushing me.
All of a sudden, open your eyes for a split second,
bang, the ball goes over his head,
Close your eyes, close your eyes.
You're there and you just fucking kick.
And you score, bro.
And then I just claim the whole goal,
kind of, making about me.
Oh my God, making about you.
You take celebration and you're like, oh my God.
What a fucking moment, dude.
That would be a moment.
Wow.
Wow, bro.
My mom's not gonna believe this.
She literally told me, she was like,
you better get invited.
And I said, I did absolutely nothing last year.
Wow.
Oh my God.
Yo, check it.
Can I fucking imagine, bro?
I'm not gonna lie.
I didn't know this.
very, very hard to not tell him, I'm to be honest.
Because he literally has been telling me every day.
Wait, how long have you known?
Off camera, a couple of days.
Off camera, fully, he's literally told me,
like, y'all will not believe it, I promise you.
Just as he's on camera, he's off camera, run, tell him.
He's been telling me, I know I won't get invited,
I know they won't.
Like, I think they actually hate me.
Like, he's been telling me.
Oh, not a lie, when we playing paddle,
I was a little confused, I was like, I don't care.
Let's go, I'm going back to the charity match.
I'll see you soon.
Wembley.
Ooh, should I do that or?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, they're soon Wembley, yeah.
I'm gonna be honest with you, bro.
Someone's gotta get a parlay going on me.
There's no way I don't score a hat trick.
I'm dead ass.
Bro, you know what the odds would be on that shit
if you score a hat trick?
What would it be?
I will physically carry him and make him kick the ball.
And I'll put like $100,000 down, bro.
So how about we take you into the frame
and let's go and we'll be dressing up?
Yeah, bro.
Let's do it.
Eee, yes!
Yeah!
Oh my days off. I'm gonna face my case. Okay. All right. Okay. Let's not
Oh my
Oh, that was like a little letter. Oh my damn money. I see going my
Yeah, I see going how do you bro? Yeah, you gotta keep that one you can't
Oh, the paparazzi here for me
Oh, he's Jen honestly, but we don't even know I'm a goat right now. I'm back here
Some guys don't even know that I'm a goat
Wait, how hard is it to get a jersey up here?
Like can I get on this? I'll be a legend
Wait, they have NFL and no, it's like you know, I was like in the national game
What?
The Jack of the month?
The Jack of the month?
The Jack of the month?
The Jack of the month?
The Jack of the month?
The Jack of the month?
He told me it rolled his eyes.
Oh, true.
How often do they come?
Once a year.
Ah.
Oh, this shit.
I said, mosque, you span that tweet up.
Wow.
Yeah, honestly, everybody check, give it W for him, bro.
Welcome to the dressing room for free.
Oh my god, I remember this.
Wait a minute, you remember this place?
Oh my god, this is so nice.
Dude, is this exactly what it was?
I don't know us or no, I gotta talk to you.
Oh my God.
No, this thing is crazy.
Oh, is that my jersey?
Shut up.
Yo!
Yo!
Wait, is this the jersey this year?
Is this what it is?
That's the England jersey.
Whoa.
Oh, that's hard.
Oh, that's hard as shit.
Oh my god, oh my goodness. I can get like a good picture. Oh my god. This is so come on, bro
Get a better like smile. Yeah. Yes. Yes. Hold this one up. I want so loose
Come on. Hold up a little hold it like yeah
Yes! Yes! Oh my, give me it.
Dude, this is nice. Thank you, guys.
No, that's actually sweet.
That's actually tough.
This is nice! I'm going to put this on right now, bro!
Yes, that England shirt you can keep, but which one do you want to sign for?
We can have a go on the tour for it, for the public.
Is that right?
Who asked us how hard it was to get a jersey on the Coppersley Stadium?
That's from...
You must be iconic. Sign that jersey and it stays at Wembley Stadium.
Dan, do you mind giving me a hand?
Wait a minute.
I'm a legend.
You're a legend now.
You played a whole 45 minutes here, man.
Wait, so be honest, this isn't going to stay here.
No, it isn't.
Five minutes.
Oh my god. Okay, but this is like going to be...
Sounded big. Sounded big.
find it first yes one out of one yeah there you go what do you think this is
the fast one I'll be like a big slow swoosh okay yeah right there and then
wait for it yeah I like that a lot that's it listen you're touching like a
treasure right now that might be worth a lot of money one that now lives in
That lifts in there bar. You think how long?
Dude, thank you guys. Oh my god, but all these years are crazy. What this is not it's actually a nice Jersey
I'm not a lot. This is a nice ass. There's
That injured is actually so tough, I'll be honest. That's it. It's so fired. I keep the hangar to the way, no
That's fire.
Well, I gotta put it on hard to get the answer, you can't.
Any footballs?
Oh, okay, yep.
For sure, yep.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll just shoot.
Oh, should I do backwards?
I got some bullets.
No, I just don't.
No.
You see this?
You see this?
You see this, bro?
This is glass.
Holy, we got a lot.
Oh, no!
Oh, please!
God, this shit is fake!
That's actually fire that's actually fire. That's actually so fire
So the back so the back so the back
Oh wow come on give us your
Now that's gonna be easier
No, I'm not. It's all about you, bro. It's all about you.
Honestly, bro, it's been about me. Let's start with you.
And it's all about you. Give us five.
Five? Give us five.
I gotta see what five looks like. Come on, let's see.
Okay, give us three. Give us three.
You just gotta make it one.
Three. Damn. Wow.
Give us three. Give us three.
I'm making this moment too much about me. You're also streaming.
One, two, three. Give us three.
Come on. Kick it back, though. You gotta kick it back.
Oh, my God. One. Yes.
No, again, again, again, again.
Bro, I mean, so you can't even do it.
But be honest, having a flat ball, like.
It's actually easier, look.
Okay, okay.
Fuck.
Are you ready?
Two.
Go.
One, two, three, bang!
There it is.
Ooh, bro, I'm not gonna lie, look at this.
Oh, you ready?
I know you ready for this.
I want to play, I know you ready for this.
Ooh, a little scrape.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, okay.
I'm out of breath.
Yeah, you're fucked.
You all right?
I'm gonna be honest, we found out a couple weeks ago
that I'm 29% body fat.
So we got a plan, we got about 60 days.
We got about 60 days now.
Getting down to like what?
You know, getting down probably 20 counts.
14%, I want to get down to it.
Yeah, and then you know, we're going to get him in shape,
going to get his right foot solid, you know,
hit top bends, all that stuff.
Which is crazy too, because I had a broken foot last year.
And I-
Excuse the gate.
There's no excuses this year.
There's no excuses.
Absolutely zero.
There's no excuses.
And you know in time, you got time to train,
all this stuff.
I don't know what offside this.
Guess what I'm saying.
Don't even worry about it, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, okay, yeah
Yeah, the Jacks give us all the gift Wow
That's sick. Oh my god. That's for him, right? This is the Jacks gift
This is what was used in the game of Wimbledon. Oh, dude. They got you some cool gifts
Right. Oh
The Eagles yeah
Dude, come on, Bobby the weekend. I know I did see that
I don't see it, that's it, bro.
I don't know what I'm looking at.
Let's not see it again.
Excellent tour.
Who else do we got here?
Rooney, Gerard.
Wow, this crazy jersey.
Oh, shit.
100 caps.
Wow.
Is that Rooney's shoe?
That is Rooney's shoe.
Wow, that's tough.
Wait, how do you guys keep the signature so like pristine?
What do you mean?
They just keep it probably very, very carefully.
But it's like, it would fade, dumb ass.
That's why I'm asking.
Really?
Oxanization.
It's a little bit.
It's a little bit.
It's a little bit.
Right?
No.
No?
If it's inside, not what?
The dust?
This is fucking nice.
Well, you've seen the fucking chagrinize, bro.
How does it feel, man?
I already feel like a cramp in my leg doing that.
Oh, shit.
Bro, this is awesome.
Wow.
Oh, my God.
We're just fucking dick-riding at this point.
Wait, no, you sit, you go left.
It's just like, um.
Ooh, I don't even want to put, yeah, is that okay?
Make sure you just see, make sure you see what there's is.
Okay, I was just pretty, like, I'm trying to show the map.
All right, here we go.
That's awesome.
That's awesome.
That's for an all-know, you know that?
Yeah, that's messy, bro.
Thank you.
No worries, man.
Oh my God.
Wait, what is this?
WWE been here?
What is that, AEW?
AEW, look at this.
Huh, didn't know that was a thing.
I'm being honest, I have no idea who's the owner.
Oh my God, I like it like that.
I don't want to be loud, but I feel like a make-a-litch.
I'm not going to cut.
Is that the main dress or something, yeah?
Oh, so this is the main?
Sir Ron, when you're here, two months time,
you'll be using this area to warm up.
What do you want me to do?
Oh, yeah, I remember you guys.
Give us 20 seconds on that one.
How much do you want me to do?
Sir, what do you need?
Shoot.
It's a bike, I mean, up front.
Come on.
Oh, this one's a little high.
Wow.
Can you like envision yourself by doing this for the game, like getting warmed up?
No, you're not supposed to do that at all.
Is that what it's used for?
No, it's just easy.
Oh, this is for your legs?
Yeah, for your legs, dumbass.
Yeah.
Okay.
Is there an easier setting?
Yeah, there it is.
There you go.
There you go.
There you go.
Yeah, there you go.
Yeah, now it's easier.
go
okay
there you go yeah now i can't stop i can't stop
it's fine it's all good
oooh yeah easy easy easy easy
wait so that's used to burn cardio no? no, it's like before you go into the game
you want your legs a little big get the blood flowing
i don't know if i can do this this year
oh is that way?
see the dressing room
oh that's like a freaking secret hall
Oh, this is where I was last year, this is where I was.
God!
No, this was the close room.
What the fuck?
Okay, this is insane, I've never seen this before.
So...
This is like a...
Oh my God, I should...
Wait...
Oh, shit.
I remember I was right here.
Dude, what?
I was right here, Jinxy was right here.
That's insane.
I was like, bro, I'm about to score today, watch.
and I proceeded to do absolutely fucking nothing.
Yeah, I pray I stay in here, bro, that day, bro.
Isn't it such a cool fucking, bro, it's dope.
No, it is.
It's what I was telling you yesterday,
like, that stayed imprinted, like, bro.
And it's like, when they did it, it's all,
like, there's so much shit in the room.
Oh my God.
I think I'm getting a heart attack.
What was that?
It's a fucking, there's some big legs here.
I know I see my shit!
I was like, wait, what?
Yo!
Yo, I was like, well, I know I'm not seeing ghost and shit.
Oh, it's you!
They got your name, it's you!
Nah, that's actually crazy.
The words are coincidence, does anyone else have a name?
Oh my God.
Wait, what's the, I'm trying to think, oh, I thought it was like, I think, 26, I thought
it was your number.
Oh, maybe on February 26th you'll get announced.
March.
April!
Can I put this on?
Yeah, close one.
I'm putting that straight on.
Where's my card?
Huh?
Oh no.
Oh no.
Yeah.
Another one to the collection, I actually collect jerseys too, so this is perfect.
Where's my card?
Does anyone know where my card is?
So, yeah.
Got the New England Kid, boy!
Wait, that little kid looks good on you.
Does it?
Damn, I can't imagine you just playing, you scoring, you taking your jersey off and go like this.
Bro, I really want to play, but I'm not even kidding.
I really want to walk in and be like that.
So you think they're gonna invite me someone who didn't do absolutely anything for 40 minutes, but they're not gonna invite
Let me in bro. Look at you. You're just tall
You're handsome, bro. They need you they need you. Come on, bro. Have some confidence
You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. Yeah, this is they even got tone. Oh
They're giving sponsors. This is fucking dope
Selena Gomez set up on my bro
cold
Darren Watkins, they got Speed's Jersey
Clinton
Ivan I hate y'all want to sit
Well who's sitting there last time I think no no look at you
You are not too bellied. Yes, I am
They like him like I'm like him. I'm like him. I'm not you do not make it. Well, I don't
I even got LeBron James.
Bro, this is fucking dope.
This is actually a crazy locker room.
Like, insane.
Dude, we had the white... Oh, you do have the whiteboard.
I was gonna say, we had a whiteboard here,
and I was drawing up plays, and they completely,
like, told me to fuck off.
I remember it was such a good time.
Did you actually draw the plays?
Yeah.
How can you do that?
No, I know, they did race it.
Chip told me to shut the fuck up,
and then Mr. Beast started drawing.
Wait, why did Mr. Beast draw him?
I don't know. I think he was, uh...
I think it's some ADHD going.
Yeah, this is tough. I gotta see this. Whose players are the matches or these different players?
Yeah, different players that we collected from over the time. Feel free to pick it up.
Oh, okay.
I'm a little bit happy, yeah.
Yeah, so this is what they... Damn, that's heavy.
Yeah, heavy, isn't it?
So this is what they stay on and like they talk afterwards, like, yeah, like...
That kind of looks good with you.
It does?
Okay.
So much. This career is low key details.
Yeah, I'll get ahead of yourself.
That one you have in your hand is Harry Kent.
Oh, it is?
Wait, so he held that?
Yeah.
It's when you become England's all-time top goal scorer. He didn't want this himself. I was gonna say it's a stupid question
They don't get their own like they're a bit heavy to carry on
Right
Wait was there a player to match last time was there for the charity match they should do that this year
Yeah sketch look you fucking carried that's the defense who's who's love is that
But you know like every player by heart, huh?
Marley who me yeah, I mean I know the players but like I
Couldn't tell you like just right off the bat here. Who's who's what?
This is nice. Oh, this is where I got stretched out last year right here
This is good stuff when you, hey, when you play, bro.
I'm not gonna lie, this is like, this is,
you take advantage of this, this is free.
Yeah.
Oh my God, they give you like the best massages.
Did you do that?
Oh yeah, I did.
Are we supposed to, we're not supposed to shut up, right?
No, no, no, I think that's fine.
Is it?
Damn.
There's probably been some crazy plays
that have been written up in here.
No, crazy ones, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Imagine a player that's been in this just now, imagine.
I mean, who's been at Wembley?
almost everyone now. Yeah a lot of people yeah. Damn just for it to get ruined by
Steven Renato. Yeah this is sick. This is very very very sick.
The first thing about it is all the shirts are match issue. So the men's ones are from
the Euros final against Spain. Really? And the other ones are from last year's Euros
final against Spain which they won this second European championship. Oh wow.
This is fucking dope this sick. I've actually forgot how cool this one is
Oh look at that
2024
Wow
Unfortunately, they are good artifacts
Was a nice looking one. I like this one. It's the woman's one. I like the colors
Yeah, that was nice right? Yeah, it was a little bit more comfortable, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wow. Very sick. Nice.
So, should we do what every player dreams of? Should we walk out that Wembley tunnel?
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie bro, you can have this moment.
No, I can't, I'm not fucking, I'm not fucking.
Bro, I know what it feels like. Let me just tell you I was so when we I don't know if they're gonna do it differently this year
I think last year we all came out at the same time
It's like you come out like as a line. There's like your team the opposite and you both come out
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. It was like crazy chance and then as soon as I came out. It was like very quiet
I was at the back. I was with low. We asked you where yeah, we're in Logan. Oh, yeah the back. Yeah
Yeah, no wasn't too much, but maybe this year be different, you know
Damn that that I remember like I told him about the moment the guitar and I walked out and that's not even close
What this would be because like 90,000 is double now. I was trying to tell him to it's like actually sold out
Like these seats are like full like right when the games is full. Oh
I remember this there was bananas right here. Oh such good times
All right guys going I was too scared to do those
Yeah, bro. He's gonna be bananas here some nice fruits
I need to get a bottle of water while I'm on the table.
Fries, bro.
I guess you're not actually.
I guess you're not getting rid of it.
Oh, this is where we lined up.
I just like, I don't even want this moment.
It's not a real thing.
Okay, I'm saying, this is like too crazy.
This is where it was.
They're lined up like this.
It's like right here.
Why am I just getting nervous?
I said, I said, I said, I said, it's so big, bro.
It's like, I don't understand.
It is crazy.
Y'all don't understand, it's the one, bro.
It's so crazy, it's the one one.
I always said I like to the sort of washes I'm not wanting to do in my life always not saying I swear on my life
I always the number one thing
Damn, bro. No, he's crazy. It's crazy. Look at these doors. Watch. Yes, you may open
It's actually
They're calling our name
It'll be like my cameras got to do this like it's gonna be like this
Hey, hey, hey
Oh, look how good it looks.
You're glued to your shit, bro.
Lock in.
You might never get this moment again.
I'm just biting your balls.
Oh, are you ready?
I'm ready.
Ron, are you ready?
Oh, come on, bruh.
I'm used to this.
Let's do this.
Oh, come on.
Yes, yes, yes.
I did it.
Yes, yes.
Oh, this is insane!
It's huge!
Wait, wait, if people hear for us, hey!
How y'all doing?
Make some noise for more land!
And now make some noise for Ron!
Oh.
Alright.
Alright.
Love y'all!
Yo, they muted the crowd when they said my name.
That's crazy.
You're wrong.
I'm not kidding.
It's almost like stopping right there.
This is like...
No, I told you it's...
What the...
Yo, when it's full, when it's full it looks way bigger.
It's definitely...
It's crazy.
It's like loud.
Damn, wait, so what was here before this whole like what was here right before this and there's like all this stuff here
I know this is pretty grass. Oh really the grass. Oh
Like the fact I'm like that like this is crazy
It's crazy brah it's so nuts cuz you're like right next to like everyone so it did so this way I'll set it on right here
Yeah, I didn't really stand or sit. I meant, but I would just
And I keep going I'd be like check get me in get me in I never I close it one like each other. Oh my god
Yes, haha. Yes. Yes. Yes
It's crazy to because you walk. Where do you walk to get your awards on the second floor, right?
Yeah
Yeah, that's where I got uh, they put the the metal. Yeah the metal
This is so dope bro, this is crazy.
Oh my god, I'm excited.
I'm gonna leave this here.
Like I'm just imagining bro.
I'm just imagining.
No, I'm so serious.
It is so loud.
It is so loud when we're here.
Like it is ridiculously loud.
Like it's so loud.
Damn it looks so nice.
Wasn't already people like when you walk in it for the warm-up,
it's already like, I count almost.
Oh, it's full, it's full.
Really?
I remember I was over here and like that whole side watches you do it, like Speed made his, Jinxie made his and then I went I completely didn't even get close.
Yeah it was just really, yeah.
Oh shit.
Oh what the fuck.
This stadium is that well designed but one person can make it echo, that's how good it is.
But every artist uses one line when they walk on the stage here at Wembley.
Every time.
words hello Wembley they scream it and this place literally rocks really we're
gonna try and join in 80 people and we're gonna make this adium
they hired actors to be happy for us
I think this is going to be me or you being very loud.
April time is going to be pretty bright too, right?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's what I was trying to tell him.
I hope it's like good weather for all when he's coming.
It's so nice.
Okay, guys, ready?
So it's just hello Wembley?
Okay, Rich, do you want us to count it?
What is the line?
What is it? Hello Wembley?
Is it hello? Hello? Hello? Hello?
Is it hello? Like hello?
Hello, wonderful!
What?
There's three!
One!
Two!
Three!
That's for 80 people?
That's for 80 people?
That's for 80 people?
That's for 80 people?
That's for 80 people?
Yeah, I don't even know if the mic's picked it on that.
Don't do it 80 people?
No, it's not.
What?
Listen.
Listen.
Please listen.
One more time!
One!
Two!
Three!
1, 2, 3, I am rock n' roll at Kevin!
Oh!
Alright, good job!
Yo, I know, I'm not kidding.
I'm not kidding, I'm not gonna say it.
I'm not totally...
No, it gets loud!
What the f**k!
Yo, it gets loud.
Yo, what the f**k?
You're loud.
80 people?
80 people!
Now imagine bro 90,000 and they're screaming run in Marlin
This crazy that's actually I can't stop smart. It's so nice here. Oh
We can like foreshadow it like bro
Yo, yo, yo chick get us in the game
Game come on. We want to do we want to score together. I brought go ahead and then we just run in
Well, you just gotta imagine it.
I am, bro. Trust me, bro.
You gotta envision it.
Wow.
With Place Enter and Legends League.
Yeah, that's why I stood.
I never sat down.
I got in trouble a lot because I would just keep arguing.
Wow.
This is insane.
Like, actually insane.
It's a bit of a fun fact, bro.
Yeah?
The bench in the corner here, this is actually
really special to me.
All right.
Of course.
That's made out of the Wembley pitch.
Oh, cool.
That's the artificial fighters that own that.
Oh, I didn't even realize it.
It was made of the pitch you played on last year.
So if you sit on that.
Oh, you guys change it every time.
Actually, we've got three pitches a year.
So they're wet, but why not?
Fuck it.
No, I don't care.
It's the one you've got.
No, we have to.
We have to.
The famous Wendley's Savers, the bench
was made from a small amount of plastic,
recycled, hybrid turf from Wendley's State.
So this was last year.
Last year, they rocked.
They rocked.
Show them, like, show them, like, this so we can see.
Wait, how do they do this?
How do they do this?
So our pitch is the only one in the world
because it's the only one that's 100% recyclable.
Oh, that's dope.
Really?
The only one?
It's the only one.
It's designed by our Grounds and Transitions Manager, Carl.
I'm not getting this jersey dirty.
We're going to have a wet butt.
Yeah, it's all good.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
No cold.
What the hell?
You're going to miss?
This is crazy.
I actually eat yo.
Come on, Rob.
I know you go.
Come on.
We're not done.
All right, y'all.
Take care.
Thank y'all so much.
Take care.
Yes.
be honest y'all you got to pay those guys to come see us yeah that's all that
can happen it's crazy bro this is so nice this is actually dope this is so
crazy I don't have my phone let me get this weapon
We're going to make our way up the 107 steps to the Royal Box to exactly where every team
picks up the winning trophy.
Last year I slipped.
Do you want to leave it up?
Yeah, of course.
You actually slipped?
Yes.
No camera caught me though.
So smooth.
So, this happens when only you win or I forget if everyone came.
Yeah, I was going to say, I think I remember Jason.
But the trouble is, you go up and get your runners up,
by the time you turn around to show your fans,
I guarantee they've all gone home.
Oh, yeah?
There's a good amount of people when I was up there.
There's a lot.
Because they all actually ask for your stuff.
They ask for your shoes.
Manifest them walking in these steps, man.
They do it with the metal.
No metal right there, just looking up.
Manifest them.
This is crazy.
This is so weird, because like,
This really happened last year and like I did absolutely nothing when I walked these stairs from my award
You still had them I don't I haven't seen it. Oh, yeah, it's in my award. Yeah. Yeah, I have a this year
I'm gonna do it again. Make sure you do it, bro. Last year I had invited you. I had shut off. I
had a jersey
Yeah
For my son you special
Side of your son man. Yes, sir. Thank you. Of course
I
Got make sure you get everyone to sign your jersey
You do that. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, that's tough. I have it in my room. That's so sick
How many steps was it one oh seven
Yeah, I'm starting to feel it a little bit
Wow, right. Let me bring you to work. I'm not kidding. Oh, I want to be out right now
It's like a motivated for you. I'll do it. So I want to score. I'm dead ass
Like if I have to pick up the ball in my hands and throw it in the net and get hate threads, I'll do it
Like I gotta do it
No, but like imagine if you actually scored a real goal like you understand that feeling bro. I know
Oh, yeah, damn it says royal box, yeah
Damn
Yeah, I barely touched the trophy, I remember.
And then the trophy gets placed just here.
Oh, just there.
I think we can do something special. Would you recommend a little push?
Oh, what?
So you imagine, you were here last year, you remember?
Oh, yeah, I was over here and out.
Yeah, I was like, everyone, that was important over here.
Oh, that's what I was saying.
I'm going to be honest with you.
I barely got to touch the trophy.
But then I had the first second, I was like, yeah!
You hold it?
Yes.
I had it for a little bit.
Yeah.
No, is that the FA Cup?
I'll put an F-A cut.
What?
Guys, one other side.
A hand away.
Yo!
Do what every captain brings up.
Yo!
Hey, right, manifesting again?
Manifesting?
Manifesting?
Manifesting?
Yeah!
Holy shit!
Yo!
Dude!
Yo, it echoes just us.
That's actually what imagine
Let me not drop this and break this
Oh my god
This is so cool bro
Wow bro, this is actually nuts
This is so sick
That's crazy.
At the Wimpy.
Be honest, when you were younger,
you probably like, cause you watched a lot of shit.
Oh, bro, what?
Yeah, it's like a dream for me, like actually,
like it's insane.
This is crazy.
Like it's so crazy.
Look how big it is, like, when you actually up there.
Excuse me. Bless you.
Like, dude, I'm telling you, when there's fans, like,
but it's actually so hard to like imagine
until it's full, but it's like, cause you're,
like it sounds so stupid, your eyes are so like diluted
by how much red it is.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I'm telling you, when they're fans here,
it's actually nuts.
Damn, I forgot how high up it goes for real.
So this is the biggest stadium, right?
Yeah.
Wait, so when there was 100 and how many people?
120?
So would it be flat?
Like people would just stand?
Not flat, but like, people would just like,
exact like this, but like no seats.
Yeah, yeah.
Or that's how it would be if people would just like-
Oh, that's gotta be-
Squish together.
Oh, wow.
Wow.
100,000, this is 120,000.
How was it?
The John and numbers and things so up on the screen, right?
Yeah.
They introduced you one by one.
I don't know.
Ron, I need you to sign my suit, Captain.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We get a chance.
Is he streaming?
I think so.
Are you going to be signed to the stage after the ball?
Probably, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
How did it happen?
How did it, yeah.
How did it look like? How did that look like?
How did it look like?
I mean bro, look at the stadium.
Who's genuine?
Is that what you call my name?
Yeah, this is sick.
It's very very crazy, yeah.
Wow. This is actually amazing.
You just imagining?
Yeah bro.
It is so cool.
I'm just thinking.
How was the pitch plan? Was it nice?
the grass is so nice like bro what it is it felt way I said to them I sounded so
dumb but I was like it felt way bigger like when you play it probably does
though when you play it's like by the pitch itself right yeah yeah but damn it
looks kind of like normal here that's because when you're on it different you
know I mean that's where Jason got crossed up right there by a cayenne
and speed, hmm, this is so dope.
See you in one straight and it starts now, bro.
Yeah, no.
It starts now, bro.
I actually really want to try, like last year,
like I kind of just fucked around, like I want to try.
Yeah, it starts now, bro.
Now you got the invite,
and you know for a fact you're going.
Oh my gosh.
I don't even want to leave it.
I can tell you, I don't even.
I don't even want to leave it.
I'm like just like looking at it.
I don't, bro.
Should we get back up into the wall?
Yeah, let's do it, let's do it.
Where should we go, this way?
Yeah, head over this way, pull it down a little bit.
Hold it until I walk up on it.
Yeah.
This is so cool.
Danger, man.
Oh, thank you for holding that.
All right.
Hello, man.
Gosh.
Hey, guys.
Yeah, there you go.
Would you mind sharing a bit of social media?
Oh, yeah, of course, of course, of course.
We're working on that, yeah?
Thank you, yeah.
Shall I hold it?
Yeah.
OK, cool, cool, cool.
Just in front of the pitch, basically.
So I've got a couple of questions before we're
on the next chart, right?
Hold on, they better make you look.
They're going to make you look crazy?
A bit of fun, a bit of crazy.
Yeah.
Oh, the question's here.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The question's here.
Oh, that's just for me? Yeah. Cool. Well, you can both, like, bounce off the top. That's cool.
Okay. I feel kind of bad if those questions are, like, participating-wise.
Well, like, in theory, like, who would you like to play with?
Oh, okay, do it. We're not going to use it until, like, close to the...
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Oh, this is gonna make... Oh, this is perfect. I can finally make you look crazy.
Yeah, I'm gonna look crazy.
Yeah, bro.
Yes!
It's about time, bro.
I've had too many edits of you looking better than me.
This is perfect.
So, Ron, you've been announced.
Are you excited to play this again?
I'm so excited to play in this year's charity game.
I mean, look at this, bro.
They're showing love.
They already gave me a jersey.
I mean, this is great.
This is amazing, man.
This is dope.
I'm so hype.
I'm actually so hype.
What are you looking forward to this year?
What am I looking forward to this year?
Last year, you know, I only played 40 minutes.
You watch that game, right?
Yeah.
You're gonna watch this year, too.
I only play for 40 minutes, and I did absolutely nothing this year.
I'm going for a hot trick!
Yes!
Yes!
Any school predictions this year?
You'll probably be looking at it.
What do you think the score will be?
For Ron, zero goals in about 90 minutes on the bench.
Kevin Waters for everybody.
Yeah, that's what I think.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah.
Yeah, there you go.
Yeah.
I honestly think it's gonna be...
I don't really know how the teams are gonna work this year, but...
I'm gonna say like 10-7.
10-7.
10-7.
Because it was 9-9 last year, right?
You think they're going to give me like a little, you know?
Like a little pass and die?
No, fuck no.
All right.
But yeah, I'll say like 10-7.
What do you think the game will be?
Probably 6-7.
Yes.
Do you want to give your device to Ron?
Okay, you want to hold that.
That's for you.
Any advice?
Yeah.
He's obviously a 29% body fat and should be in the gym for the next two months.
And yeah, working that left foot, working right foot, matter of fact, working every single
thing that comes to football in general.
and then you'll be fine.
Cool.
Thanks to you.
Yeah, I got you.
Yeah.
Is that good?
Yeah.
All right, cool.
Appreciate y'all.
Appreciate y'all.
Thank you.
I think the 670 was so pretty big.
You know what the worst part is?
That this will go out whenever I'm pretty gaming with 670.
Oh, is it?
Yeah.
Oh, I was here too last year.
It's a big area.
It's where everyone's at after.
There's a huge, it's there.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
What is it?
Yeah, we're just gonna wait for the other group to get it right.
Oh, sure, yeah, yeah.
Dude, someone put a biscuit in my pocket.
That biscuit looks good, though.
I know.
Dude, this is crazy.
I feel like I've met you before.
Oh, thank you.
Yeah, I don't know why we're seeing you somewhere.
I don't know.
Nah?
I swear I have to.
Were you at the training, though?
No, no, no.
I swear I have.
Interesting.
This is so cool.
That's sick, bro.
This is so nice.
What were you guys talking about tonight?
Were you at London?
This house?
Oh, this is our last day.
So we went, where were we going?
We went to the game, obviously Arsenal's game.
Oh yeah, absolutely.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm the most proud of myself.
Oh, no.
Oh, I'll tell you.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, I'm sorry about that.
Yeah, I'm sorry about that.
Yeah, I know, yeah, I know.
We thought you'd go to the gym.
It was Marlon's idea, sir.
Yeah, of course it was.
And then the first day we was exploring a little bit.
Yesterday it was with Deji.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, we were in 2002.
Yeah.
That was good.
That was good.
Yeah, I would say it's a great trip.
But yeah, very rainy.
You know, very, very...
Yeah, we also didn't know.
I'd say it's like the UK right there.
We didn't know the first day.
Like we knew there was gonna be like kids around everywhere, but like we didn't know that like school is off
Yeah, I didn't know that what is so half time is like what how many weeks off they get is one one week, right?
Well, we have that two. Yeah, but no like Sweden
Is it really? Every six weeks?
Yeah, gotta get ready for the two last night.
Oh, I didn't know that.
Oh, damn.
Yeah, no, this is a crazy, crazy way of stating.
Very crazy.
Well, what's the next game that's being played here?
Caravan football.
Oh, OK.
OK, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Damn.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, no one.
Yes, yes, yes.
You want me to take it?
No, I don't want to.
No, come on.
I'm going to take this one.
Come on, I'll get it in there.
I'll get it in there.
This one.
Yeah.
This one.
Yeah.
No, I said I'd better put it in there.
Yeah.
Let's close that door.
Yeah, maybe.
Yeah, or we can't.
Yeah, let's go there.
Let's go there.
Yeah, let's go there.
Yeah.
I'm really on there.
Right here.
I got a leg.
Right there?
Yeah.
Like how open this is?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fire.
Got these.
Can we do like one more, but you just get down on my high level?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Get like this above.
There we go, yeah, that's good.
That's going on further and then he's going to say I'm on the gas shoulder, okay?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You kind of did start getting away with it.
Yeah, please.
Thank you.
Do you guys want to be in the back or do you want to be on the same time with the jerseys?
It's up to you.
Let's do it outside though.
Yeah.
Hold the jerseys outside the stadium?
Yeah.
Not a bad shot.
Out of the back side.
Did you go?
Damn, I got to frame this jersey real cute.
That one's tough.
Yeah, I don't want to wear it.
I want to frame this.
Can we be janky?
That's the two of you here.
We want to take photos of everyone we take around.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, of course.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, if you wouldn't mind, that'd be amazing.
You guys, can we have some more of that?
I want to say, I want to say,
I want to say, I want to say,
Oh, you want me to?
Yeah, I'll be back.
No, it's fine.
Thank you guys.
Oh my God.
Alright, let's go.
Alright, chat's already put up.
I'm gonna chat, Nabs.
You might lose some bit range, I remember to smile.
Give a nice smile.
You have to give it a walk, bro.
Yeah, sometimes he still goes in now after the elevator.
You can burn it with the silver.
Yeah, something like that.
Wow, bro.
You
Yeah, what happened?
Okay, that's where the boss boss wow
Thank you guys so much.
We appreciate y'all.
Thanks for coming. Thank you.
See you soon.
Thank you guys.
Alright, thank you guys.
Hopefully I'll see y'all soon.
Hopefully, hopefully, hopefully.
God willing.
God willing.
Dude.
Bro, I'm not calling that.
That was like for me, I'm not kidding.
That was that as the highlight of this whole trip.
But I don't care what we've done, like, that shit was,
yeah, we're good.
Bro, I'm not gonna lie, like, you're not gonna, like,
well, I'm so, I was just, I was,
bro, I don't care, embrace that shit, that shit is,
but for me, that shit is nuts, bro, like.
Cause you've been watching, you really are,
yeah, like, I'm abroad in a place, I was four, like,
watching games every, like, it's like, bro,
it's crazy, like, seeing that in the locker room,
I would watch the England national teams like game day,
game day videos they put out on YouTube,
like when they walk into locker room, all this stuff,
and now I'm walking into it, it's nuts.
But also, I knew this whole thing,
the entire set of things,
that's what it was gonna do, like yeah, yeah, yeah.
This jersey shit is fine.
I don't even, actually, one of the like framers,
I don't wanna wear it.
I look, you think I wanna take this to the game again,
everyone assigned this one.
This is crazy.
So, basically, I hit up Wembley,
and then we was like, we wanna do a tour.
And then they basically said, perfect.
They put us in contact with like the upper people,
whatever, and it was like, this perfect, don't tell wrong,
but like, let's do an announcement.
Then I was like, holy fuck.
And so I found out just a couple of days ago,
I was like, damn, he's really about to get invited.
And then they said they had a couple of surprises for us
as well, which I didn't, they didn't even tell me about.
So like, we would be surprised with the jerseys, FA Cup.
Like they, they were such a good dude.
They really showed out, really.
They really showed out for us, bro.
So shout out Wembley, bro, for real.
Bro, seriously, this is like,
damn, I gotta get you invited to fucking...
F and C, yes, fuck you.
I'm taking four guys for you.
I gotta invite you to like the pro ever, bro.
Oh my God, bro, you're fucking invited, bro.
I'm not.
I'm not kidding, bro, I'm so happy for you,
but I really, really am, I'm not kidding.
Bro, I'm not kidding, I need to train.
Like you need to, yeah.
Will you train me?
I actually will.
So the thing is like, we need to actually go off-stream too.
Like to do shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, I wanna, bro, like I was on the treadmill running
and I was pretending to kick a ball while running
and I couldn't do it.
That ass?
Yeah, I was like, bro, this is impossible.
I was like, there's no way.
Like, not, not a shit, okay.
So talk us through it real quick.
Not that you know that you're invited.
Has that switched something?
Like, is that like, okay, now like it's like
really motivated like.
I'm being dead serious.
Listen, if I don't score, okay, sure.
But I'm gonna actually play this here.
Like last year, like I'm gonna learn the game.
Watch video like I actually want to learn. Yeah, and I'm gonna be taught bro. I'm gonna get a coach, baby
Yeah
I'm a serious
I'm not kidding when I see those sad downs I wait like my bugging I didn't even see it. I didn't even fucking see it
You look at it. Wow. That's enough begging. Be honest. Was that begging? He's begging. Yeah
Yeah, it's like a pity like nah, I don't think so. I don't think so. It is one of those things where it's like
Yeah, we fucking hate you just want to get this over with no style is not
Wait, so let me get you so the ones we know so far is Ron
Lacey
Jason
Them all three on the low key leaked JC low key. He did. Yeah, yeah speeds definitely in it unless he doesn't go. Yeah
You think hot guy?
He probably not, he probably not.
I probably not, I mean he's probably invited to like,
you know what I'm saying, yeah.
Mr. Freak?
Is there anyone else they've said or anything?
Or y'all through the first ones they've announced?
Oh, I can't wait to see.
That's crazy.
I've read it on Twitter.
No.
What's he gonna say right now?
Is it going crazy?
I think so.
He gotta be going crazy.
What time is it right now?
It's 5 a.m.
I don't even think it matters, I'll be honest.
And this tweet already, I don't have a service,
but I think it was already fucking,
like, it was.
It's definitely bangin' for sure.
Chad go leg up to the answer you got seven K likes holy fuck
Yeah, right
Chad make sure to go leg up that tweet bro Wow
He's spinning up mods
Damn, bro
Jin's probably gonna get invited probably
I know one other one to know I think about it weapon actually
I don't want to get out, but if they want to come in.
Yeah, let's do it, let's do it, let's do it, yeah.
I'm down.
Is it the guy that's streaming though?
Oh, no.
Oh, yeah, let's do it, let's do it, let's do it.
I don't like coming.
Well, I'm not like.
Hey, that's good.
Beautiful.
Yeah, yeah.
You want to get out though?
Nah, this is going to be forever.
Yeah, this is right here, you want to get right here?
Yeah, right here.
What's up, brother?
How you doing?
Yeah, nice music bro, nice music.
I want to cheer you on.
Yes, I love yous.
I don't know.
You.
Nice music bro.
Ten if you got really came to Wembley.
Bro, more love.
You say run, you alright?
Yo, what up?
How many likes will be to fly to America bro?
Easy, easy, 22 million.
20?
You're a tough guy, man.
He's a tough guy.
He's good with good.
Whatever, that ain't doing me good.
Zombie knife incoming.
Nice seeing you, bro.
Nice to meet you, bro. Yes, sir.
Quickly, quickly, let's go.
We're ready, bubba.
Man, you ed me yesterday, bro. What's wrong with you?
Wait, wait.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Wait.
Run, you said yo to me.
What's up, bruv?
I'll scream it outside.
Outside what?
I'll scream it outside Minimitsa Petto event.
That wasn't yesterday.
Yeah, that wasn't yesterday.
I didn't see you, bro.
I'm gonna fall, bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Get to me.
Get to me, bro.
You good?
Fuck.
He's hilarious.
Thank you.
Fuck this happened.
Are we good to open up the curtain?
I guess the security's hilarious.
Yeah, I know.
He said, hold on.
I'm not gonna.
I like that, though.
I love him.
I like that.
I love him.
So I should be.
I guess this alcohol would help when we're already fucking got AIDS like.
What?
That's all right.
Uh, damn bro.
This is so dope.
So like so sick.
Bro, I'm telling you you're getting it right.
Like so, so, so, so sick.
And when you do get it right, I hope.
Bro, I hope we're on the same team.
I'm not kidding.
I think it'd be dope.
Yeah.
Bro, I'm telling you, be honest though.
If you got invited and you have the ball, like just be honest.
And you were right there?
And I'm right there, but you've got like two people on your dream. Are you passing or are you gonna go for the shot?
Are you are you right open? I'm open. Yeah, I'm passing. I'm dead. I'm passing the ball. I'm not kidding
Would you be madest fucking about this? Oh, I'll be so fucking mad. I'll fucking wrestle me in your shit. I'm fucking pitch
Dude, oh my god. Okay. Now be honest with me if we're on opposite teams and I'm closer than that
Oh, I'm fucking slight tackling your shit. Are you serious?
Yeah, you're out of there boy.
Oh my god
Whatever bro, that's actually crazy, but I know why this day doesn't really feel real. It doesn't feel real. No, it's dope. I'm being serious
No, because he's got invited like I
Just can't believe like
Wow, bro, my mom's gonna wake up. It's similar. Well your mom actually been like you wanted me she wants to come this year
But the thing is like if I get invited which I actually like all the other side if I really get invited
I don't know how you did last year,
but I want to have everybody out there,
if that's the case, like everyone, like.
It's just my fucking highlights.
I did absolutely fucking nothing.
I don't think I'm gonna watch this video.
You're fucking a funny record.
I want to invite everybody to.
Let's take it.
I want my whole family out there,
but all of that stuff, like that would be,
It'll be like, bro.
Oh, we have to.
I only had my mom at the guitar match
and it was probably one of the best moments I've ever had.
Like, I'm like, did you have anyone out there last year?
No one at all.
I didn't have my mom.
I didn't have my girlfriend.
Wow.
I didn't even have any friends.
Yeah, you don't have friends, so it makes sense.
I think I was literally there.
I didn't have a cameraman.
I know, yeah.
I literally just went there alone.
Yeah.
And I was like.
But you know what I feel like with last year,
if I'm being honest with you,
I feel like you, you didn't realize how big it was.
No, I knew how big it was.
You did?
Yeah.
Like once I got my foot injured, I was like.
But like when you, when you got invited,
where you as hype as you would be now?
Oh, like what do you mean?
Like a foot invite.
What did you understand how big it was?
Well I'm hype as fuck right now.
I just, I'm just.
No, no, no, no, I'm seeing you.
I know you're hyped right now,
but I'm seeing where you as hype as you are now last year.
Like you know what I'm saying?
Wait, say it again slow.
Like last year, like what's it as big for you as it is now?
Cause now I know it's big,
But I was it as big last year for you
Last year when he got fucking invited
What's it as big for you as this year?
You just repeated yourself
You're saying like a tongue twister
Were you more hype last year or this year?
That's exactly what you're talking about
This year bro, way more
No, he just said way fucking more
You're more hype this year
I'm gonna score
So you didn't realize last year how big it was
Not how big it was, I just suck
I thought I just said that
That's it.
These fucking tubs in the fucking car, bro.
Bro, I'm not kidding though.
Last year, I like half-assed it.
I was like, I'm not gonna lie, bro.
I got invited.
I'm just hyped to go there.
I swear to God, I was just so hyped to go there.
That I didn't even focus on like actually trying.
And like, bro, this year, like,
oh, he's 29% body fat.
Oh, he's a fat dumb American.
Wait, how fat were you last year?
I was 26%.
So wait, oh, was that after you got in shape?
Was it?
Got in shape, yeah.
Someone in shape, yeah.
How'd you stop looking at that point?
Yeah, cause I had my foot.
Oh yeah.
I quit, I retired.
I put the headset on the monitor.
Fuck.
Put it on my jersey.
But I'm gonna be honest, bro, like,
I gotta do something this year.
Mark my words.
Why are you holding hands behind the fucking camera now?
Clip it right now, bro.
I'm scoring a fucking hat trick.
Come back to this right now.
Look at that, it's gonna be just like.
The thing is I'm not gonna lie, you should score one goal, score a hatch, and if you score a hatch,
I'll kill myself.
I'll kill myself.
I'll kill myself.
I'll kill myself.
So you didn't get three penalties.
I'll score one penalty.
No, I know.
If you only get one penalty, you go to penalties.
Yeah, I'm gonna score two, and then when I get to penalties, I'm gonna be the guy who
kicks it, and I'm gonna get the match winning, and then everyone's gonna jump me, and everyone's
gonna be like, yes!
They're gonna carry me.
Is he a Christian how it went to penalties last year?
Like, sketch?
It honestly seemed...
No, sketch was good.
It was actually good.
It honestly seemed rigged. I'm not even kidding. But that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying
Yeah, talking like we needed one person to get blocked. Yeah, and he just
No, but not even Simon's balls. He blocked Simon's though out of everyone's yeah, like and it wasn't like a fake kick either
He really got it. No, I know. It was a bad penalty. Yeah, it's really bad penalty
Wait, what if I don't know this yet and they put me in the goal? Oh
That's another one, bro. What's it called?
That's the other way.
Are you texting about Dick right next to us?
Sketch is for sure getting invited again.
Like a thousand percent, right?
Oh, Simon just typed in my chat saying,
donate if no goal.
Bro, mark my words right now, Simon,
because you invited me or whatever it did.
If I don't score a fucking goal,
I'm donating $100,000 anonymously.
Are you being?
Yeah, anonymously.
I don't want any of the credit.
So you're going to see $100,000 don't know?
Just know, bro, it's gonna be all anonymous.
I don't even want the credit, bro.
I don't want the love when I donate.
I don't want nothing.
I just want to donate it anonymously
and everyone will be hyped.
Yes, I'll donate this year.
I'll be my first ever time donating charity.
I'll donate.
You actually donate, what some bucks?
Here's what I'll do.
I'll re-stream the whole thing.
Nice.
From the beginning of the day
and however much money I make, I'll donate it.
I'll donate it.
Okay.
I'll donate it.
Okay, about it.
It'll probably be like $20,000, $30,000.
That's gonna be like a 10-15 hour stream.
I'll give away $20,000, $30,000.
Okay. And I'll do my name.
No, I'll do my name. I'll do it.
Keep them money money instead?
No.
Cause I'm not doing any shit.
Yeah.
They're gonna take away your invite, bro.
Come on, bro.
I don't even have a fucking invite.
Hey Simon, bro!
We out to dinner when I'm out here?
Yes!
Oh, wait, what if this is like a fourth shout of it?
Want to invite me to the Sidemen?
That's like the new member.
What are you even saying right now?
How do you go from Simon Shady and invite to a fucking actual Sidemen being a part of your group and might?
I don't know. Maybe like they love me?
Well, well when you get in you score you got to actually take off your shirt. Oh my god
I'll start thinking like that when I get invited fries bro. Can I get a fries emoji please?
All right
well I can't actually stop sniffling I know this is the worst shit ever
I'm the one else taking you to right now yeah I can't wait brah I'm not a lot
I actually can't wait to get home to the Sun in LA dude yeah I didn't realize how
much the Sun actually helps I think for our last time
you know in London right now at least for me while here I think we should meet
and greet we should drop the location the nobu hotel y'all that's where we're
Located everyone meet outside the nobu hotel right now. That's exactly where we are. You know what I'm saying
So shout out to y'all come on
What?
Yeah, man
Room 206 206 and 64
Two seven rooms weak ass immune system, bro. I'll have you guys know right now
When you go from like sunny bullshit ass LA it is it is hard to go into like a
another fucking
Continent it's fucking nuts
Wow, bro. This is so nice. Oh, they do like a
Like a massage please you see Matt. Oh happy endings. It's like you ever got happy any before
No, but I do know someone who did when they were in Japan. No shot
I've never speak about it.
Never?
No.
It's just up in the air.
Someone could figure it out unless it was cold, right?
I was told.
Ké kwa.
All right.
Well, guys, brothers, boys and girls, you want to say anything?
You want to say anything?
I feel sick as fuck right now.
Yeah.
I'm not gonna lie.
I feel sick as fuck too.
And don't put the classic, don't put the dark-spoken cigarette.
Don't put none of that shit, bro.
We literally just wanted to go live for the last day.
Well, he's gonna, you're gonna be here, right?
Well, yeah, I'm gonna tell my show and I'll chat.
I'm staying until, I'm staying until Monday
because I'm doing Burberry.
So you'll be live tomorrow?
So all day.
So chat.
All day he'll be live chat.
So m3 don't panic and listen bro Marlon's not live all day tomorrow minimum 10 hours. Yo, let's just spin
What happened to Marlon bro? He lost his hunger. I guess I'm doing 10 hours 12 hours 12 hours tomorrow
No, but all jokes aside we actually like a lot of stuff got fucked up because of the rain and like all the shit
I'm not there was and we still figured out a way we low key say save a lot of the days here
Because a lot of see got cans like there's a weather because the other shit whatever it was
And yeah, I'm finna be here too, like I said,
so Monday, so I'm finna be streaming tomorrow, Sunday,
and then hopefully a little bit Monday before I do
the Berber stuff.
So I'm finna be here for a couple more days.
Ron is going home tomorrow morning.
I'm going home tomorrow.
I really hope I'll wake up like feeling better.
I'm not gonna lie.
Yeah, I'll be live Sunday chat.
I'll be literally live the day, right?
When I land the day after,
I'm I'm I think I'm landing in the middle of the day
So I'll be live Sunday a hundred thousand percent and
Yeah
Dude, this is fucking crazy. This is the same buddy. Yeah fucking mighty dude
Wait, what did Lacey say Lacey said we did it bro. We did he I'm actually so hyped that we did this shit, bro
like more than bro
We did this shit for real. We're going to London. I know he see we are going
We are going bro. Oh my god. I'm actually yo, this is I'm never gonna forget about this. This is I
Can't wait to go with you Lacey. We should go we should get our own like
Our own jet there Lacey. Oh my god. We can easily get a sponsor being you
That'd be fire
Stop.
It's alright.