🤔 NEW DAY 🤔 BACK FROM LONDON 🤔 INVITED TO CHARITY MATCH 🤔 GAMES 🤔 DRAMA 🤔 REACTS 🤔 YA 🤔 [twitter/insta stableronaldo] !po !com !sub

stableronaldo

02-22-2026 · 10h 23m

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[00:03:17] What's up!

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[00:03:21] Michael!

[00:03:23] Emo!

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[00:03:27] Emo!

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[00:03:37] Holy shit!

[00:03:39] One trip lost!

[00:03:41] Fuck that name though!

[00:03:43] Look girl, tell me if you're a girl.

[00:03:45] Yo, if I get this from Slig, I'm going to some Hope and some Reef and some Sweet and some JTen and some Scooter and some Everton and some Grand Card and some Artists.

[00:03:55] Nina Lego loves Holy Souls!

[00:03:59] Gimme with the fucking Knives!

[00:04:02] Holy shit, we are rich!

[00:04:05] We!

[00:04:06] Y'all everything was good, Jamie was good, Dr. Roomba was good.

[00:04:09] I came the wild chanto the big go sing go was good we oh I miss seeing these emotes in the chat

[00:04:16] Oh my god, I miss seeing emote not that emo

[00:04:21] What the fuck yo kubi what's up Isaac was good cheetos was good five gift from him fix

[00:04:28] Yo, where's all my Keckler's that bro? Where's all my Keckler's that hello?

[00:04:33] Where's my fucking Keckler's?

[00:04:35] Yo, Ron's purple panties! Fuck you and your stupid name, you fucking idiot!

[00:04:40] Yo, Zyko the two months I got the fire was good, Anus was good, Flyz was good, Baja boys!

[00:04:46] Okay, that's enough, Kevles, put a different name up, please!

[00:04:49] Yo, Zeo with the fire gifted! What the fuck?!

[00:04:52] Thank you, Zaddy with the fire, Rage attack was good!

[00:04:56] Stable Rinoa knows a little bitch with the fire gifted!

[00:04:59] What the fuck is this name?!

[00:05:02] What the fuck is this name?

[00:05:05] How do you have that name?

[00:05:10] How do you even have curse words in your name?

[00:05:13] Speaking of that, where's that one guy who gets 5 that I have to call Saif for?

[00:05:17] Patrick was good, Rhyus was good, Ash was good, Daly was good, Splash was good,

[00:05:21] Mia was good, another girl.

[00:05:23] Ray with the 5 gifted, thank you.

[00:05:25] You know what? Someone jump a thousand gifted for the one time.

[00:05:28] I

[00:05:45] Yo, yo pause the music for a second fuck all that bitch up stable for now. No

[00:05:51] I'm just kidding. I'm back

[00:05:53] Is what I wanted to say

[00:06:00] Look at this beautiful chat, bro, yo, I'm not even kidding

[00:06:04] First and foremost I want to say is shout out to fucking Jinxie, bro

[00:06:08] Yo, I saw him hit half a million viewers, bro. That's been my fucking day one, bro

[00:06:14] Shout out to fucking Jinxie that guy is the goat, bro. I'm dead ass, bro

[00:06:18] Hit me up if you want to collab, bro

[00:06:20] I just want to say y'all shout out to the biggest and best Jinxie, bro

[00:06:25] We got a W Jinx in the chat. Please bro. Hopefully he raids us after he's fucking not he's had 200k

[00:06:32] Wait, he fell off

[00:06:36] Wait, he fell off

[00:06:39] Wait, what the fuck uses that five hundred thousand

[00:06:42] What the fuck what top fuck y'all listen?

[00:06:46] We're going to get into everything in a second.

[00:06:47] First and foremost, who the fuck missed me

[00:06:50] and is glad that I'm back on my setup.

[00:06:52] Who's, who's glad, bro?

[00:06:53] I'm not kidding.

[00:06:54] IRL streaming in London was super dope.

[00:06:57] But man, did I not read my chat at all.

[00:06:59] Facts or no, dead ass.

[00:07:01] Facts or no, bro.

[00:07:02] I did it.

[00:07:02] I couldn't read.

[00:07:03] We eyes, W eyes.

[00:07:06] We love Ron.

[00:07:06] Oh, y'all really love me.

[00:07:08] Thank you.

[00:07:09] Lenny, thank you for the 10 months.

[00:07:10] Switzerland, the 18 months.

[00:07:12] Bro, I'm not kidding.

[00:07:13] Facts or no.

[00:07:15] London, we are never going back.

[00:07:18] Oh my God, facts are no, I'm dead.

[00:07:21] Yo, I'm not even kidding,

[00:07:23] you might have to fucking pay me to go back there.

[00:07:26] I swear to fucking God.

[00:07:28] It is nothing but freezing cold.

[00:07:32] It's freezing cold and I was sick.

[00:07:34] Yes, I was sick, stop saying cap.

[00:07:36] I was sick and I'm kind of sick right now,

[00:07:38] but I took nasal spray.

[00:07:39] So if you see me doing it this stream,

[00:07:41] no, it's not drugs, it's nasal spray.

[00:07:44] So no, this is not drugs, this is nasal spray.

[00:07:47] So I feel a little bit congested.

[00:07:49] Ha ha ha ha ha.

[00:07:52] Ah, crushed, thank you for the five gifted.

[00:07:53] Bro, big W though we're back from London.

[00:07:56] Was it a good trip chat?

[00:07:57] Yes or no?

[00:07:58] Besides all the little dumb ass kids following me?

[00:08:00] Yes or no?

[00:08:02] Bro, it was actually a pretty good trip.

[00:08:04] Listen, this month gets your nail ways ready.

[00:08:09] Yo, first and foremost,

[00:08:10] do I bail on Mr. Beast?

[00:08:11] Yes or no?

[00:08:12] And I know, I know, I know, I know.

[00:08:13] I don't want to cause he's a good guy, maybe bro.

[00:08:15] Oh my God.

[00:08:16] I have to go to South Carolina in a week.

[00:08:19] Is there even anything to fucking do in South Carolina?

[00:08:22] Yo, or North Carolina, whatever the fuck.

[00:08:24] Who the fuck even lives in Carolina?

[00:08:29] Carolina, jeez, I guess the Reaper must live there.

[00:08:39] Do you get it?

[00:08:41] Do you guys get it?

[00:08:42] Listen, we have a big week ahead of us.

[00:08:45] I'm finally back from London.

[00:08:47] I actually missed reading my chat.

[00:08:48] This is, when I was in London,

[00:08:50] I barely fucking read my chat.

[00:08:53] Look at all these emotes, bro.

[00:08:54] Like it's actually fucking amazing.

[00:08:56] I get it, I get ass, I love it, bro.

[00:08:58] I actually am in love with it.

[00:08:59] I didn't even, I didn't get to watch anything.

[00:09:02] I didn't get to see anything that was going on Twitch.

[00:09:04] I didn't even get to see Jason's fucking marathon,

[00:09:06] but congratulations to him.

[00:09:07] We'll react to a little bit of it.

[00:09:09] We'll react to a little bit of it.

[00:09:10] Also, we, yes, we got invited to the charity match chat.

[00:09:16] We, us, us, we got invited to the charity match, bro.

[00:09:23] Yes, we got invited, bro.

[00:09:25] Let's drop some fucking W's in the chat, bro.

[00:09:28] W's in the fucking chat.

[00:09:30] Oh my fucking days.

[00:09:32] So unfortunately we'll go back to London.

[00:09:34] Wait, when is it April?

[00:09:35] What?

[00:09:36] Yo, Grumpy, thank you for the sub.

[00:09:37] Water with a Twitch Prime.

[00:09:38] BrodyG, thank you for the six months.

[00:09:39] Thank you.

[00:09:40] Um, it's an April bro, which means I'm gonna start training all the stream. Yes

[00:09:47] I swear to God when I say this mark my words the time the charity match happens

[00:09:52] I'm gonna have a fucking ripped-ass body, bro. I swear God

[00:09:55] I saw everyone yo, I swear to God bro. Y'all could say put the live meter, bro. Do it do it do it do it

[00:10:02] Do it cuz I'm gonna fuck you. I'm gonna fuck all of you, bro

[00:10:05] I'm gonna have a fucking sexy ass body. I'm gonna look good as fuck bro. I'm dead ass serious, and I'm gonna start

[00:10:11] I'm gonna start dead ass training bro training

[00:10:15] Bro, it's I want it. I'm not kidding when I say this

[00:10:18] I want to score a fucking hat trick how hard is it to okay be honest

[00:10:21] How hard is it gonna be to score a goal in London for the charity match this time around?

[00:10:26] This time around bro. I feel like it's not gonna be that hard, bro. Let's be real here. Let's be real here, right?

[00:10:31] I feel like I could do it Ron will never be David Lade with the five gifted. What is the point of having that name?

[00:10:38] What is the point?

[00:10:40] Like what is the point like act like yo this this is just not fun. It's not funny

[00:10:45] You're getting three minutes. Yo, you're a fucking hater. How do you have the name? What the fuck?

[00:10:50] Yo, yo, you guys are loser. I might even argue you're not scoring a hat trick. Your name is Isaac

[00:10:56] I knew this one dude named I Isaac in school. I think his name was Isaiah Isaac

[00:11:00] Lureps, I don't want to say it fully he sent a dick pic to one of my friends

[00:11:04] It was a girl and his penis was the size of my thumb. It was really bad

[00:11:09] Grand finals rocket leak. Oh, no, I saw bro jigs he has 300,000 viewers bro. Yo, this must be a fucking viral event

[00:11:16] Wait, he fell off

[00:11:19] Wait, what the fuck he fell off use that like 500,000 viewers

[00:11:22] How have you guys doing though other than that? How are you guys doing? You guys doing good?

[00:11:30] I miss you guys, bro. What the actual fuck is a golden Kappa train? What is this?

[00:11:35] I don't know what this is. Yo, you know what I saw on Twitter that actually made me low key kind of sad

[00:11:40] dead ass. By the way, we have a lot to catch up to. Also, wait real quick, real quick. Just want to

[00:11:47] I'm going to say, tomorrow we are live again, so no I'm not a fucking slacker, shut up.

[00:11:53] Tomorrow we are doing the biggest PO box opening.

[00:11:57] I'm a little worried.

[00:11:58] We haven't opened up the PO box in three weeks, four weeks.

[00:12:02] I don't know what's going to be in there.

[00:12:04] It could be nothing.

[00:12:05] And then you guys instantly put the OMEI 5 at the bomb emoji.

[00:12:08] This is exactly why.

[00:12:10] This is exactly why.

[00:12:14] This is exactly why.

[00:12:16] Don't yeah, I listen what's good, bro. Thank you for eight months. Oh, let's go easy

[00:12:21] Thank you for 20 months. So be holy twitch primes, bro

[00:12:24] If you got a twitch prime make sure to use stop how does this many people have only five and a little I can't my cortisol

[00:12:29] Yeah, my cortisol levels are like bro look at this grown ass man putting a degloved cortisol spiking like you are a fucking bot

[00:12:36] Bro, I also found out that the fucking ASU frat leader watches me

[00:12:40] I don't know what the fuck is yo, we're gonna have a lot to react to it's it's it's a little

[00:12:46] Fucking stupid, right a little fucking stupid. Yo hype Tika. Thank you to five gifted if you got a gift. It's up

[00:12:52] Say me or if you want one um twitch gifted adjacent a thousand subs before you it's okay. It's okay

[00:12:57] We're gonna be moving over to

[00:12:59] Partyful guys. Yes mixer and party for has offered me to switch platforms. So we will be moving there with you guys

[00:13:05] Yes

[00:13:06] Yes, don't worry guys. We are all moving we we mixer it is we are going there Mario

[00:13:11] How did what is a speed stressed 42 months of you being a loser?

[00:13:16] anyways

[00:13:17] Let's get straight into it first and foremost

[00:13:21] Bro, look at this right now. Oh

[00:13:24] Thank you for the five gifted a snazzel a snazzel family of halux. Look how sad this is

[00:13:31] Dude, I opened up Twitter yesterday on my day off for work

[00:13:36] Don't I

[00:13:38] I don't know why this post posted an NMS. Shut up NMS by the way. I saw this sometimes it pops up my timeline

[00:13:47] This shit is low key sad bro. Look at the I low key miss these days anyone else

[00:13:53] Adam Johnson my favorite David a five gifted

[00:13:57] Anyone low key miss these days look at this

[00:14:00] Ex-Qc's pawn trolls among us and

[00:14:04] Then also stable podcast with clicks

[00:14:07] Drop a me if you were there for these days.

[00:14:10] Drop a me.

[00:14:11] Go ahead, drop it.

[00:14:12] I wanna see it.

[00:14:14] What the fuck does this even mean?

[00:14:15] Radiant hinge, 18 plus.

[00:14:17] Jason, what the fuck were you even doing back then?

[00:14:20] Yo, I don't know what it is.

[00:14:22] I feel like my desktop screens are low key,

[00:14:25] one of the most iconic shits ever.

[00:14:27] Now that I think about it, like low key, bro.

[00:14:29] Low key, there's so many iconic moments.

[00:14:32] Even if the viewership isn't near what it is now,

[00:14:36] Bro, it's so my co-

[00:14:37] Yo, does anyone have any old screenshots of my stream?

[00:14:40] I lowkey want a nostalgia for-

[00:14:42] I want to look at this shit.

[00:14:44] I lowkey want to look at this shit.

[00:14:47] Aware?

[00:14:48] Wait, how long ago was this?

[00:14:50] Was this two years ago or one year?

[00:14:51] Don't say this was two years.

[00:14:53] Don't say this was two years.

[00:14:54] Don't, don't, don't.

[00:14:55] Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't.

[00:14:57] This was not two years ago.

[00:15:02] Put it on God, and this is 2024.

[00:15:05] Oh my God, is time moving too quick?

[00:15:09] Broad lawn was 2024.

[00:15:19] Jesus fucking Christ.

[00:15:22] Wait, we are actually getting old.

[00:15:24] We, we, holy cheezer, Prime, New Jersey, but, but.

[00:15:32] Okay, this joke's not even funny.

[00:15:33] This joke's dead, no, no, no.

[00:15:34] because no one even in this chat understands this.

[00:15:36] No one in this chat even knows.

[00:15:38] Yeah, this is like, oh my God.

[00:15:41] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[00:15:42] Okay, I'll explain it to the new heads here.

[00:15:44] You can put classic all you want

[00:15:45] to the people who do know this.

[00:15:46] There's maybe like a couple thousand people.

[00:15:48] I was streaming every single day like I do now,

[00:15:51] and one of my streams was two minutes,

[00:15:54] and then my internet cut out,

[00:15:56] and then I restarted my stream,

[00:15:58] but you just wanna cut it.

[00:16:00] But you just wanna cut it, bro.

[00:16:02] But you just wanna cut it

[00:16:03] to make it look like I did it, yo, it's fine, it's fine.

[00:16:06] There's never been a, what is my shortest stream ever?

[00:16:09] It is not two minutes.

[00:16:11] It is not two minutes, it's not possible.

[00:16:14] Blatantly lying?

[00:16:15] Are you stupid?

[00:16:17] What is my shortest stream?

[00:16:19] I don't even know, my keyboard stream, wow,

[00:16:21] some people actually know it.

[00:16:23] What the fuck?

[00:16:24] That's kind of classic, that's lowkey classic.

[00:16:28] Five for six, not bad at all.

[00:16:30] I'm already knowing what he's gonna put in his title today.

[00:16:32] New day home finally drama reacting games invited to charity fetch first of all dumbass

[00:16:38] First of all first of all I saw your tweet and that's why I put it in the title you fucking moron

[00:16:44] I did that on purpose you fucking idiot. That's not a classic. That's not I purposely did that you fucking it

[00:16:50] That's not cap. That's not cap. That's not cap. Well, what are you saying?

[00:16:54] Huge news and I'm seeing it's from kick champ

[00:16:58] number

[00:17:00] 1,000 likes and 40 million views

[00:17:04] The number two ranked Chad adrogenic suffered a massive

[00:17:09] Cortisol spike after a fan snatch his wig exposing his true hair long. How do you fuck does this have 40 million views?

[00:17:27] What

[00:17:30] Wait, this isn't his real hair.

[00:17:33] Holy receding hair and fucking, I don't even want to say what type of nose my holy fucking

[00:17:44] shit, holy fucking shit, bro.

[00:17:49] Ironic.

[00:17:50] Outlaw!

[00:17:51] The go!

[00:17:52] Welcome back, outlaw.

[00:17:54] Welcome fucking back.

[00:17:55] Yo, there's like another tweet that apparently this guy fucking knows who I am.

[00:17:59] Yo, be honest, bro, am I only known for Fortnite now that I think about it?

[00:18:02] Bro, back in the day, I literally was just a Fortnite guy, I guess.

[00:18:06] I mean, I guess, I guess, I guess, like, what else am I known for, bro?

[00:18:11] Besides just Fortnite.

[00:18:12] Stumble, Robert, yo, if you're going to resub to me, at least get my name right.

[00:18:15] I don't know who Stumble Robert is, so thanks, I guess, I mean, I think, I think, thanks.

[00:18:21] I don't know.

[00:18:24] Someone told Bruce, drop him off at Lacey's birthday, and this was his response.

[00:18:28] Oh my god bruh this has to be positive bruh it's bruce and lacy wait it has to be

[00:18:31] Why are they doing it's lacy's birthday call him

[00:18:33] NIGGA I DON'T GIVE A FUCK

[00:18:35] NIGGA I DON'T GIVE A FUCK

[00:18:38] NIGGA I DON'T CARE

[00:18:40] If I could go back in time and make his and knock on the door

[00:18:44] And tell his mama to swallow that shit wherever the fuck she was fucking I would have did it

[00:18:50] Stop bruh stop trombone stop baiting me bruh

[00:18:53] Why are they doing it's lacy

[00:18:56] Yo Bruce really really bro really bro

[00:19:02] Seriously, bro

[00:19:04] Seriously, bro. Are you dead ass? Are you dead ass?

[00:19:10] This is a duck shaking head bro, this is dead ass a duck shaking head, and I'm not kidding

[00:19:15] bro

[00:19:16] Um birthday. What else do we have? What else do we have? Listen, bro? I've been gone for a little bit

[00:19:21] I'm telling you right now by the way

[00:19:22] I don't know what they put in the London air does anyone here live in the UK, bro

[00:19:27] I'm not kidding. It was gray every single fucking day

[00:19:30] It was raining every single fucking day, and it was freezing every single day

[00:19:37] What the actual fuck bro? What the actual fuck is there to do in London?

[00:19:41] Can somebody explain it can somebody one person one person just one like there's generally generally there's nothing bro. Oh

[00:19:47] Oh my god, Saj? What? The NFL is sadded by the tragic death of Rondale Moore? Wait, what

[00:19:58] the fuck? Wait, what happened? Who is this? Wait, that's sad, bro. Recipes, bro. 26 years

[00:20:07] old? Wow, that is so young. Oh my god. Wow, that is so young. Um, what is this?

[00:20:13] I actually can't even watch this because it's so cringe.

[00:20:25] I bet I'll see you later bro.

[00:20:27] Yo, I was nearly as good as I am in this run.

[00:20:29] You're so fast!

[00:20:31] Aww.

[00:20:33] Fuck me, I can't admit it.

[00:20:35] I'm not a fucking race, I'm not even a race.

[00:20:37] Ho ho ho ho ho!

[00:20:39] Ha ha ha ha!

[00:20:41] Uh, OOP!

[00:20:43] What are we, back in February 11th? What is this bro?

[00:20:45] I don't know what to say.

[00:20:47] I guess it's funny for them, bro.

[00:20:49] I hope the tip was good.

[00:20:51] Yeah dude, why are you so...

[00:20:53] creating your setups for money.

[00:20:55] Wow, 2,846 viewers.

[00:20:58] Trouble me if you're a part of this.

[00:21:00] This is after joining Faze.

[00:21:00] That shit did absolutely fucking nothing to me.

[00:21:02] I thought that was gonna be a recreate of my career.

[00:21:05] Back when I was just reacting,

[00:21:08] I would have reacted to absolutely nothing.

[00:21:10] And look at my chat, bro.

[00:21:13] It's just like, it's like special, bro.

[00:21:15] It's like dead ass special, booba.

[00:21:17] Like what is a booba?

[00:21:18] I don't even know what a booba is.

[00:21:20] Breaking news, what?

[00:21:21] Why is this bookmarked?

[00:21:23] Why is this bookmarked?

[00:21:41] Lacey calls out XQC for botting viewers on Twitch, catching him with 300,000 viewers.

[00:21:47] Wait, did XQC go viral too yesterday?

[00:21:50] Wait, I have to call XQC, that's my new best friend now.

[00:21:54] XQC, 250,000 viewers.

[00:21:58] Nice, bro.

[00:22:00] Bro, I'm not gonna lie, bro.

[00:22:03] This is iconic, bro.

[00:22:05] I'm gonna be honest with you,

[00:22:06] XQC's always been my best fucking friend, bro,

[00:22:09] and I'm so glad that it's come up as happening.

[00:22:11] This is amazing to hear, bro.

[00:22:12] This is deadass, this is deadass amazing.

[00:22:15] Like, that's literally my best friend, bro.

[00:22:17] Him and Jinxie, now that they're both up,

[00:22:19] like low-key are my best friends,

[00:22:20] and my only friends, so Jinxie or XQC, wanna host me?

[00:22:24] You know what I'm saying?

[00:22:25] If you wanna host me, if you wanna keep me going,

[00:22:28] you know what I'm saying?

[00:22:31] Neon had 300K and Hasan, well, you know, what is this?

[00:22:37] Well, technically, Squishy, your answer's wrong

[00:22:39] because Xen's won three.

[00:22:40] Hasan's had 180,000?

[00:22:43] What is he reacting to?

[00:22:45] Oh yeah, not nevermind.

[00:22:47] Let me, yeah, I saw what's on Twitter.

[00:22:49] I will not be even saying a word of it.

[00:22:51] I'm not, I'm not going to even say a word.

[00:22:54] So don't think I'm going to,

[00:22:55] not letting any clippers get the opportunity for that.

[00:22:57] Not even a chance, not even a chance, by the way.

[00:23:00] Literally not even a chance.

[00:23:03] What happened?

[00:23:04] I mean, the first sentence in his title, bro,

[00:23:05] I'm just not, it's not even, what is this?

[00:23:08] It's 37 viewers.

[00:23:09] Yo, yo, yo, Mario, there was never a fucking time

[00:23:12] where this is real.

[00:23:13] Are you fucking stupid?

[00:23:15] Are you fucking stupid, bro?

[00:23:17] Are you dead ass stupid

[00:23:22] All right, who's driving off calls out Marlin for being a spy in the streaming industry

[00:23:26] For Kai's a spot y'all want to know my next guess? I'm dead putting it all out there. I don't care. Am I getting y'all give a fuck

[00:23:33] It might get me. What am I mother?

[00:23:36] That Marlin nigga that Marlin nigga dead of spa. Yo, I'm not even kidding

[00:23:42] Phantom literally barely streamed like a broad feel like he's been barely streaming

[00:23:47] came and just said they're spies

[00:23:48] and it just gets clipped and posted anywhere.

[00:23:50] I'm dead ass.

[00:23:51] You could say anything.

[00:23:53] You could dead ass say anything.

[00:23:55] Like, if I said something just randomly,

[00:23:58] like if I took like two weeks off

[00:24:00] and just randomly came back

[00:24:01] and just started spewing nonsense.

[00:24:03] Oh, everyone would just believe it.

[00:24:05] Like, you in on this too, Ron.

[00:24:07] Suss.

[00:24:08] All right, yeah.

[00:24:09] You guys caught me.

[00:24:10] I'm a spy, bro.

[00:24:10] I'm actually a spy.

[00:24:11] You caught me.

[00:24:12] You dead ass caught me.

[00:24:13] No, no, no.

[00:24:14] Y'all have caught me, bro.

[00:24:15] Y'all dead ass caught me.

[00:24:15] I'm a part of it too.

[00:24:18] I'm dead ass to spy, bro.

[00:24:19] I'm dead ass to spy.

[00:24:20] I don't know.

[00:24:21] I'm not a Mossad agent.

[00:24:22] You fucking idiot.

[00:24:23] He's dead sick from the fucking aliens.

[00:24:26] Yeah, he's dead from the aliens.

[00:24:27] What are you associating this with, Bruce?

[00:24:29] Is it because of his looks?

[00:24:30] Because I'll be honest with you, there's no way he's natural.

[00:24:32] There's something he's too good looking.

[00:24:35] What the fuck did you come?

[00:24:36] I do believe that there is spies, though, amongst us.

[00:24:41] I think there's spies in a way that are people that are paid

[00:24:44] by like companies, labels to come in or whatever,

[00:24:47] take advantage of the Twitch of your ship

[00:24:49] and ruin it for others and create a business out of it.

[00:24:51] Cause nobody now streams just a stream.

[00:24:53] Everybody comes in just for their money.

[00:24:56] Coats, they run 55 months.

[00:24:57] Appreciate you, bro.

[00:24:58] You.

[00:25:01] All right.

[00:25:01] I'm not, I think we're at a point now in my streaming career

[00:25:03] where no matter what I say,

[00:25:05] you guys just fucking just say anything that comes to your

[00:25:08] small P.B. ass brains, bro.

[00:25:11] Like it's become so bad where this guy is just adding

[00:25:14] someone and jerking off on them like what is it she won this butthole what

[00:25:17] what are these two yeah Bruce drop them off calls and Rekha I go back and

[00:25:23] forth ever I didn't like being caught a spy by Bruce why the fuck does Rekha I

[00:25:28] look like a ninja turtle bro like what the actual fuck is this like what is

[00:25:33] what is going on bro why does he look like this see right now is that me

[00:25:38] Marlin King's Rekha though I could see being a little bit of a spy Loki like

[00:25:43] Like low, just low key though, there's low key.

[00:25:46] Just low key though, like low key though, low key.

[00:25:49] Straight from the fucking government to spy on people.

[00:25:52] I think, I think Rekai did come from the government, low key.

[00:25:55] Yo, gang.

[00:25:56] The CIA.

[00:25:57] How old is Rekai?

[00:25:59] How old is he?

[00:26:00] Someone tell me.

[00:26:01] I forget.

[00:26:04] How old is he?

[00:26:05] He's 17.

[00:26:06] Holy shit, he actually, I'm not even kidding.

[00:26:09] Can you imagine being 17?

[00:26:11] You have so much life to live.

[00:26:13] Wow, I'm getting older, I'm 24 next year.

[00:26:15] It's fucking over.

[00:26:17] Fucking retarded, bro.

[00:26:18] No, bro, stop.

[00:26:19] I'm not even joking.

[00:26:20] Come on, kid.

[00:26:21] Come on, kid.

[00:26:22] I like a spy?

[00:26:24] Ew!

[00:26:27] This is actually disgusting.

[00:26:29] Yes!

[00:26:31] What are you?

[00:26:33] What is this?

[00:26:35] He doesn't mug me.

[00:26:36] No, he does.

[00:26:37] Stop.

[00:26:38] Loki, though?

[00:26:40] Bruce, I don't know.

[00:26:41] You're low-key getting on just a little bit.

[00:26:43] No, he doesn't, bro.

[00:26:44] A tidbit.

[00:26:45] This is a sub-5-level void.

[00:26:48] Like, bro, I think, come on, bro, you old as fuck.

[00:26:52] You're big homie as Casanat.

[00:26:54] You're big homie as Casanat.

[00:26:55] Without him, you're nothing on God.

[00:26:58] On God, you're nothing.

[00:27:00] You are shit on the ground.

[00:27:02] You stupid little fuck.

[00:27:04] I own you.

[00:27:05] I own you.

[00:27:06] You stupid, ninja-turtle-looking fuck.

[00:27:09] That was Bruce, like Bruce, bro.

[00:27:12] Come on, bro, lock in.

[00:27:13] You're arguing with fucking a guy, he's 17, bro.

[00:27:16] Come on, B-5.

[00:27:18] I hate your lips, I hate your braces.

[00:27:21] Nigga, I hate the way you breathe.

[00:27:24] Your cortisol, Bruce.

[00:27:26] Yo, your cortisol is gonna explode.

[00:27:28] Give me my spotted DUI K-Bat.

[00:27:31] All right.

[00:27:33] I'm supposed to be, that's my clover chain.

[00:27:36] Okay, now I'm overly choked.

[00:27:38] Yeah, bro.

[00:27:40] What else did I miss ton ton ton got traded I don't care, bro. I deadass don't care

[00:27:46] What else am I missing?

[00:27:50] Deleted video of Lacey stalker sneaking into the house. Yes, I did see this

[00:27:58] It's crazy there's a reason it got deleted I don't want to say

[00:28:03] So I saw something in my Twitter come yesterday saying yo you guys need security guys we have a security

[00:28:08] There's something in the back, and if you don't think there's security then come to the house. You'll see the security

[00:28:20] Something that

[00:28:22] Yeah, so the kids that were thought they're coming to our house through the back somehow by the way and think that we wouldn't

[00:28:28] Catch their face by the way. This doesn't have anything to do with it

[00:28:31] By the way, you fat dumbass

[00:28:33] Uh, we have your face on a security camera.

[00:28:36] So, that's the reason why this dumbass deleted the video, by the way,

[00:28:39] is because I DMed him the picture of his face and I said,

[00:28:41] oh, by the way, do you want to keep this up or do you want to take it down up to you?

[00:28:45] It's up to you.

[00:28:46] You know what I'm saying?

[00:28:46] This guy's an idiot.

[00:28:47] There's security cameras everywhere.

[00:28:48] That's why.

[00:28:48] I sent him a photo.

[00:28:50] Um, also, we're moving pretty shortly.

[00:28:53] So, yeah, but I think it's pretty weird how people just show up to a house

[00:28:58] and just think that it's like normal.

[00:28:59] Like, you got to be stupid.

[00:29:01] By the way, these same kids, like, followed me.

[00:29:03] Followed me like, uh, like they followed me to Equinox when I was going to the gym

[00:29:09] so I already know that you're gonna put cap.

[00:29:11] They followed me and they acted like fans and then I found a tiktok later that was them.

[00:29:15] It was them.

[00:29:16] It's not cap, bro.

[00:29:19] It's not fucking cap.

[00:29:20] I promise you it's not fucking cap.

[00:29:22] Man, heartbreak, heartbreak, bro.

[00:29:24] What are you like, what kind of sad form is this?

[00:29:29] Spaces I've paid on time

[00:29:34] She's my pain

[00:29:36] Like, what are you sad for me, bro?

[00:29:39] Ooh, ooh

[00:29:45] The drifting from my innocence

[00:29:48] Before a company ruined it, bro

[00:29:50] I gotta turn on my AC

[00:29:52] Before a company just rinsed us for money

[00:29:54] Took advantage of all of us

[00:29:56] And made our friendship fucked

[00:29:59] What?

[00:30:01] What?

[00:30:03] What?

[00:30:05] What?

[00:30:07] You found my old Twitch?

[00:30:09] What do you mean you found my old Twitch?

[00:30:13] It's fine, bro.

[00:30:17] It's like, uh, yeah, I'm just, it's like, what is the, like, I'm just, it's so, like, what are you doing, bro?

[00:30:25] It's not me.

[00:30:26] You know, isn't this crazy, bro, how like one, like, group of people could just ruin

[00:30:34] something so fucking good?

[00:30:35] I'm gonna be honest, bro.

[00:30:36] It's actually sadder than- I- I- I- I miss this shit.

[00:30:39] I do.

[00:30:40] But can't nostalgia for him, bro?

[00:30:41] Life moves.

[00:30:42] Uh, everything keeps moving.

[00:30:43] And who knows what the future will entail, bro?

[00:30:46] Everyone just gotta smile, be happy, and feel good, or smell good, bro.

[00:30:51] Dead ass.

[00:30:52] That's all you gotta do.

[00:30:53] Um, why did I just get donated?

[00:30:55] $24 and it's an eBay link. Do I click this?

[00:30:59] What's the actual fuck am I looking at?

[00:31:04] Oh a

[00:31:08] Tops Chrome 25 anniversary super fracter one out of one doodle-bob

[00:31:18] Are you are you dead ass? Yeah

[00:31:22] No, $80,000.

[00:31:31] I mean, this is a beautiful,

[00:31:32] bro, I'm not even kidding.

[00:31:33] This dead ass, can I start or go fummy for you guys or no?

[00:31:37] I'm not gonna lie, bro, this is worth it, no?

[00:31:39] $80,000?

[00:31:41] I feel like this is low-key worth it.

[00:31:46] Mod, send him the pick of Jason's print.

[00:31:49] Yo, buddy, what is, yo, yo,

[00:31:51] Put your penis away.

[00:31:52] Put your penis away, bro.

[00:31:54] Save him, sad face.

[00:31:56] You know what?

[00:31:57] Black boy Max talks about struggling with funny happiness

[00:31:59] and talks about how he feels like his life

[00:32:01] is a robotic curly.

[00:32:02] I gotta stop removing people from my life

[00:32:05] that Jamie care about me.

[00:32:06] Are we doing a lot of mental shit, bro?

[00:32:08] Maybe I need more friends, I don't know.

[00:32:10] I did lose my girl.

[00:32:11] I will say this, I'm gonna keep it a buck.

[00:32:14] Bro, my girl, Gene, I was my best friend.

[00:32:18] And that's all.

[00:32:19] Yo, you know what's crazy, bro?

[00:32:20] Me and Max have talked about this before,

[00:32:21] it actually kind of saddens me.

[00:32:23] Lowkey, I honestly wish Max could just somehow

[00:32:26] make his shit work while also being a part of like,

[00:32:28] shit with us, but I honestly get it,

[00:32:30] and I'll always respect him.

[00:32:32] Bro, I asked him to hang out last weekend,

[00:32:33] but both of us couldn't on the day that he said he was good.

[00:32:36] Bro, I love Max, bro.

[00:32:37] I wish being him could hang out more.

[00:32:39] Bro, if you ever need a friend, Max, I'm always here.

[00:32:42] Helping for another day.

[00:32:44] But bro, that girl is my ride.

[00:32:49] Listen though, never ever rely on a woman

[00:32:51] for all your happiness, facts or no, never, never.

[00:32:54] Even if you love them, never, never ever rely

[00:32:57] on a person for everything.

[00:32:58] Not even a girl, for all my ladies in the chat.

[00:33:01] Hey ladies, never rely on a man either, simple as that.

[00:33:05] Or never rely on anyone, it could be family,

[00:33:08] it could be girls, guys, brothers, sisters, anything bro.

[00:33:13] Because if that person leaves or something happens,

[00:33:15] your life isn't shambles.

[00:33:18] Never ever no destroy lonely shut up

[00:33:22] What else what else am I missing anything else that I'm missing

[00:33:29] You're caught buddy. What is this? Okay like

[00:33:42] So like my question to you is who edited this who edited this no no dead serious

[00:33:47] Who actually edited this? Who edited this? What is the point? What is Dennis the point?

[00:33:53] Ron's mousepad. Yeah, I saw this on my 4u page bro. What the fuck is this?

[00:33:59] POV you're optionally chopped

[00:34:05] 29,000 likes

[00:34:07] This last photo is a pretty good photo of me shows off my jawline is when I was skinny

[00:34:21] I'm gonna be honest. What do you think it is about me dead ass?

[00:34:24] Do you think it's like what is it about me? That's bad

[00:34:28] Is it my weight or is it my hair? I feel like I need longer hair, right?

[00:34:33] I feel like my hair right now is so short facts or no

[00:34:37] Bro, my hair is so fucking short. It is so short. It is dead ass so short, bro. I'm just trying to grow it out

[00:34:45] 29% body fat be honest if I actually had a six pack. Do you think people would take like like me more or no? I

[00:34:54] Actually find it crazy. It's actually crazy, bro. Like I would just look so sexy

[00:34:59] You know what I also find so weird nowadays, bro on the internet like I kind of want to talk about this

[00:35:05] But I know I should never express my feelings on stream because no one will ever take me serious

[00:35:09] but like

[00:35:11] Bro, it's actually kind of sad how negative the internet is now. Am I tripping or no?

[00:35:16] Bro, I saw a post yesterday. I was off stream with my girlfriend

[00:35:20] It was her birthday and people like I know you guys laugh and I'm it's okay to laugh

[00:35:24] But like I'm always just fascinated like for anyone who actually has a brain

[00:35:28] I was just having lunch with my girlfriend on her birthday and a kid came up to me and

[00:35:34] he posted shit and everyone just made fun of everything that I do.

[00:35:37] They made fun of the way I walk, they made fun of the way I look and they made fun of

[00:35:41] the way I sat, how I held my girlfriend's hand and I was like and I saw some comments

[00:35:47] of people defending me so shout out to anyone who's defending me or my girlfriend but it's

[00:35:51] like actually sad.

[00:35:52] It's genuinely sad how everyone just hates nowadays for like impressions or like

[00:35:58] Views even the guys who stream site me. It was the guy. Apparently it was the guy who like

[00:36:04] Jase or drew or no lacy's 21. He stalked him or whatever. I don't know, bro

[00:36:10] It's just sad. I feel like new creators nowadays

[00:36:12] They force weird interactions or just like hate on shit to get views, but I guess that's like the new era

[00:36:19] I don't know. It's tick-tarts. I mean, yeah

[00:36:22] I don't know though. I just feel like the internet's kind of mid now with that type of shit. Am I tripping?

[00:36:28] Like low-key. I don't know if I'm tripping. I don't know. I

[00:36:33] don't know

[00:36:34] But they're they're just low-key kind of weird. They were just like weird as fuck. I don't know if anyone has the post

[00:36:40] This one what?

[00:36:44] Oh, yeah, this was one of them, bro. I'm leaned in the chair. I'm leaned right

[00:36:49] I'm leaning my legs and like all the comments are like is like

[00:36:53] Bro like the way he sat there or like wait. No, no, where is it? There was on Instagram. It wasn't on tic-tac

[00:36:59] It was on Instagram

[00:37:01] It was on Instagram. What is this picture of spucking? What is this bro?

[00:37:06] Hate how Ron would act hard if he was streaming how tall is bro? I can't like what am I?

[00:37:12] He's so awkward bro. I'm out to lunch with my girlfriend, right? I say like look at it

[00:37:18] Look what I do!

[00:37:21] Do you sign a mince your hand?

[00:37:22] Yes sir.

[00:37:23] I love you man, you're like a gay son to me.

[00:37:25] Yeah bro, what am I supposed to do?

[00:37:28] Like punch a kid because he called him a gay son to me.

[00:37:30] This guy's forever going to be a tiktard bro,

[00:37:32] and he's never going to make any type of money.

[00:37:34] He's forever stuck on tiktok.

[00:37:35] So you think-

[00:37:36] Like doing stupid shit like this.

[00:37:38] That's why I don't care,

[00:37:40] because this guy has no type of career in his life.

[00:37:42] He'll forever be stuck doing this,

[00:37:45] making no money.

[00:37:46] Take care like bro. This is awkward, bro. Like this guy. I don't know. This is a little bit of a weird

[00:37:52] It was on Instagram though. Um, then there was also this one. I'm walking with my girlfriend holding her hand

[00:37:59] This this guy by the way this guy like he like skate skateboarded past me and then skateboarded back to me

[00:38:16] I'm out like talking to my girl like I don't know bro. So obviously I'll put it out

[00:38:20] And all the comments is like Boba's hiding from ice or something like that. Like do you know my girlfriend?

[00:38:25] Just doesn't care about clown. Is it that hurt to understand? She does not care to be on the internet like

[00:38:30] Y'all hating for a reason. That's why he's the goat. Thank you, bro. Bro stop filming whatsoever. She definitely getting paid like it's just

[00:38:37] Don't like like bro look they're just making the way I look like I brought her get it

[00:38:46] Why Ron walking like that? Why Ron look like he never grew up from like I literally could not do I I swear to God

[00:38:55] The internet is just terrible now. I'm dead. I'm dead ass. I'm so dead ass

[00:38:59] It's like to the point where it's like they yeah, they made fun of the way I walked. I don't even know anymore

[00:39:05] Fight in cells keys what?

[00:39:09] But, Sakura, talking about her cold, calculate,

[00:39:13] yo, guys, why are we even giving this guy attention?

[00:39:16] Like, this guy has actual, like,

[00:39:17] this isn't even like a funny thing,

[00:39:19] like, this guy actually has mental issues,

[00:39:20] like, actually mental issues.

[00:39:21] Like, does anyone, like, forget that?

[00:39:24] Like, he genuinely has mental issues.

[00:39:26] Like, he's, this guy's like,

[00:39:27] you're arguing with a fucking brick wall.

[00:39:32] Adult content creator, BodyBlue,

[00:39:34] is in now she's pre-

[00:39:35] oh yeah, Gigi's,

[00:39:36] What the heck, that kid is actually gonna take his life, I'm deadass.

[00:39:42] Look what you did?

[00:39:43] What?

[00:39:44] There's a new one, I'll add him here.

[00:39:47] A new one?

[00:39:48] I have a question for you.

[00:39:49] Brandon, you're camped.

[00:39:50] Kid is coming out like a water slide.

[00:39:52] Bro, really?

[00:39:53] Like, do you have to be that weird?

[00:39:55] Dude.

[00:39:56] Hold up, hold up, hold up.

[00:40:01] We found a brother one.

[00:40:03] Yo, really?

[00:40:04] Yo.

[00:40:05] Yo, it's actually crazy how discord segments were absolutely nothing and people are just happy like it's so funny to me

[00:40:11] We got to bring this back for the summer now

[00:40:13] Summer time. Oh, I actually cannot wait for the summer anyone else bro summer is about to be a fucking but I'm so oh

[00:40:20] My god, I'm so happy bro. I'm low key. So I love and it's the fucking World Cup. Oh my god. Oh my days

[00:40:28] and GTA right

[00:40:31] Life as a roller coaster, but the ride doesn't drop forever

[00:40:33] You realize the drop be the biggest threat after each of them and stay true to yourself until the day your heart stops pumping keep

[00:40:37] Why is he posting this is he not happy with life? Isn't he like doing amazing and everything?

[00:40:42] Love you all see you soon couple days to myself 20. What's wrong?

[00:40:45] Wait, what I

[00:40:48] Got France winning first-time chatter low key. That's what everyone told me. That's what everyone told me France, right?

[00:40:55] France

[00:40:58] NBA young boy, this is plaque boy max in new post plaque you a bitch

[00:41:03] You could have been written you could have been reacted and said you ain't like that song you just do

[00:41:10] Ho shit like a girl sit this one out my boy

[00:41:13] I ain't gonna play with you and don't respond to me pussy

[00:41:16] This has to be some industry planet shit like what bro?

[00:41:18] What do you mean and be a young boy is responding to plaque like over a him not liking a fucking song

[00:41:23] This has to be paid by fucking labels for they beef so something happens bro

[00:41:26] I'm gonna be honest with you like bro max pride just said oh, I don't like this song and this is what happens

[00:41:30] You know what bro? Too slimy. I don't like your music. Come after me!

[00:41:36] And why is NDA Youngboy tweeting like this? Like bro, just type out real words. No?

[00:41:43] Like what is this bro? Your GG, you're gone. What do you fucking mean?

[00:41:49] I just filmed a video with stable Ronaldo. Oh I saw this, yes. I did film a video,

[00:41:53] by the way, it's doing fucking amazing. Shout out to them on WAP, not wet ass pussy. No,

[00:41:58] that's not what it is. They posted me, I don't know why I have a phased jersey on lol, kekwa, whatever.

[00:42:05] This shit has like 527,000 of you, who the child said explicit content of Roblox, you might be into,

[00:42:12] is this targeted? What's going on here?

[00:42:17] We did post, shut up, shut up, shut up, I did post this, this is pretty good,

[00:42:21] this is pretty good video, I'd recommend watching this, maybe we watch this on stream,

[00:42:25] Thoughts? Is this a naps? Naps? Naps? Naps?

[00:42:27] Let me know. Let me know what you guys think. Maybe? Maybe? Maybe?

[00:42:30] Broken Hero, you've been spamming this over and over.

[00:42:33] Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro.

[00:42:34] I'm gonna ban you from the comm. I'm dead serious. Nobody in my chat.

[00:42:37] Bro, you just post the same shit every day.

[00:42:39] Your weak.

[00:42:40] I ban your master of hot weakness.

[00:42:42] You knew I was the dragon warrior.

[00:42:48] That's not my fault, not your fault.

[00:42:51] Who filled my head with dreams.

[00:42:53] The moment that secured gold for team USA men's hockey does anyone here watch hockey?

[00:43:02] I used to watch it a shit ton when I was younger.

[00:43:04] Oh my god.

[00:43:05] I used to love hockey if the Olympics fun to watch or has it been pretty excuse me has

[00:43:12] it been pretty isn't has it been pretty mid I came from the Watt video.

[00:43:16] you first time chatter what's good bro

[00:43:33] holy maple syrup W Wow bro I saw this post that said everyone in the Olympics

[00:43:45] has sex. I saw that there was like 10,000 condoms missing. I don't know if that's true

[00:43:49] or not. I don't know what type of weird shit they got going on. I don't know. Did anyone

[00:43:53] else see that? You could question mark me. You could put question marks. I don't know

[00:43:58] what it is. I saw this post that it was 10,000 condoms. Excuse me. Congrats. What the fuck

[00:44:06] is on my face. That's not real. I don't believe this. I don't believe this, bro. I'm gonna

[00:44:15] be honest with you. I don't believe it, bro. I don't believe it. I don't believe it. Before

[00:44:20] seven days, looks pretty good. It looks pretty swole. After surviving seven days, yo, he actually

[00:44:26] looks so skinny. This is nuts. And holy fuck. Wait, so what are these bug bites? Can somebody

[00:44:33] explained to me what is this what is this bug bites bro it's sand fleas what

[00:44:41] does a sand flea look like sand fleas wait these things here's how you catch

[00:44:47] some of these to catch these as a kid anyone else debate for fishing he's

[00:44:51] gonna break in the sand if he heads in the water bro no you're telling me you've

[00:44:57] never dug these up as a kid on the beach am I crazy like what

[00:45:03] Here's how you catch some easy bait for fishing.

[00:45:07] That's not even, that's not weird.

[00:45:08] They don't do anything.

[00:45:09] They're dead, they dead it.

[00:45:10] That's not, no way.

[00:45:11] Listen Jason, shout out to you on your survival thing.

[00:45:14] I didn't really get to watch it because I was in London.

[00:45:16] It was off timing.

[00:45:17] Honestly, bro, I don't think I could have done what you did.

[00:45:20] That shit's kind of fucking nuts to sit on an island for seven days without TikTok.

[00:45:26] Fuck the actual challenge, bro.

[00:45:28] Fuck the actual challenge, bro.

[00:45:29] I'm gonna be dead ass.

[00:45:30] I don't know if I could get off seven days without TikTok.

[00:45:33] It's simple as that, I'm gonna be honest.

[00:45:35] Bro, how long was my first white room?

[00:45:37] It was four days, right?

[00:45:39] Four days?

[00:45:40] Marlon on Sidemen inside.

[00:45:43] Welcome to Inside.

[00:45:46] We've taken 12 of the biggest names on the internet

[00:45:49] and put them all under one roof.

[00:45:51] For seven days they'll be put-

[00:45:53] I'm gonna be honest with you,

[00:45:54] I will be watching this just to see

[00:45:55] if Marlon flirts with any girls.

[00:45:57] And one girl in specific.

[00:45:59] Okay, let's confirm 15% of every alliance.

[00:46:10] If I speak, I'm in big trouble. If I speak, I'm in trouble.

[00:46:17] Kackler, though. That's all I gotta say. Kackler, Kackler, Kackler, Kackler, Kackler.

[00:46:21] Shout out to Jason, bro. Really? Alright. Yeah, let's get this off my screen.

[00:46:25] Shout out to Jason, bro.

[00:46:27] LOL, what?

[00:46:29] Sketch?

[00:46:34] Holy classic.

[00:46:35] Fuck is this game?

[00:46:38] Wait, dude, I used to go into every girl's chat just tro-

[00:46:42] Wait, can we do that one segment where you guys

[00:46:44] give me the scary link and I send it to people?

[00:46:47] I miss that segment.

[00:46:49] That is good times.

[00:46:50] That is good times.

[00:46:51] I almost sold my soul.

[00:46:53] Brother, what is this?

[00:46:55] What are you linking me?

[00:46:59] Yo, hey, I doin'

[00:47:06] Almost sold my shit

[00:47:11] Dude, what is wrong with Max, bro?

[00:47:18] Selling your soul is not like uh...

[00:47:23] Uh, like uh...

[00:47:25] What, torso bro, it's so nice seeing your messages, bro.

[00:47:29] It's so nice, I miss you so much.

[00:47:31] It's like, bro, what is selling your soul?

[00:47:34] Like, I'm confused.

[00:47:35] I don't know what this means, still to this day.

[00:47:38] Literal thing, it's a metaphor that is a real thing

[00:47:43] that makes sense, like.

[00:47:44] Wait, he's explaining right now.

[00:47:45] Selling your soul to me.

[00:47:51] No, I'm not, no, my next trip is not Tel Aviv, bro.

[00:47:54] Telling me to travel there

[00:47:58] Is the moment

[00:48:07] You are no longer yourself

[00:48:16] Because of a dollar sign

[00:48:19] That's what selling your soul is and the dollar sign to come in many ways it could come from

[00:48:24] you're no longer yourself because of your audience you're no longer yourself

[00:48:34] because you are but where is this coming from business with is max okay I

[00:48:42] haven't been watching his streams I don't really watch a lot of people anymore

[00:48:44] like friends even I really I don't know I just stop watching twitch as much like

[00:48:48] I haven't watched his stream is he okay I feel like every clip I see a him he's

[00:48:51] He's just like sad now, bro.

[00:48:53] Like, I want to check up on him.

[00:48:55] Like, I texted him, but we never hung out.

[00:48:59] Suits?

[00:49:01] Who wants you to behave and do certain things?

[00:49:04] You wouldn't.

[00:49:05] He's lonely?

[00:49:06] Bro, Max, I don't know if you'll see this clip

[00:49:08] because I don't know whenever I text you,

[00:49:10] sometimes we get response, sometimes we don't.

[00:49:11] Bro, let's hang out, bro.

[00:49:13] Let's talk.

[00:49:14] Let's go to the gym together.

[00:49:16] Let's do, let me text him right now.

[00:49:20] Let me text him right now.

[00:49:21] Prince. Hey Siri, text Prince. Yo bro, do you want to go gym tomorrow early? Miss you, bro.

[00:49:34] Better, either outside or restrictive of your character because it makes you money, multiple ways you can sell your soul.

[00:49:48] What was that?

[00:49:50] I was almost compromised, bro.

[00:49:52] Almost compromised?

[00:49:54] I'm really like, sitting and thinking about like, a lot of what I've been doing.

[00:50:02] That was almost compromised.

[00:50:07] Ah, it's too slow.

[00:50:09] This is like, I feel like, I feel like I'm like, ooh, ooh, I need to react to this.

[00:50:13] I'm dead ass.

[00:50:14] This, I'm gonna react to not yet, but if this is actually nuts, I'm gonna react to this.

[00:50:17] keep watching okay fine I'm not gonna lie bro I'm gonna go into a lot of you

[00:50:27] feel me it's hard bro you feel me I'm really isolated now like that they get

[00:50:35] one at the top saying that shit real super isolated like I'll be honest max

[00:50:40] has told me before that like bro like it's so nice being around people like

[00:50:45] Dude, even if I'm not streaming even if I'm streaming going downstairs just to see friends or something that is so useful, bro

[00:50:52] And most of the time

[00:50:55] Drop me if you're ever sad at home alone

[00:50:58] And your head all day, bro

[00:50:59] So I'll be doing thank you for 31 months. And it's like that's not the best thing for you

[00:51:02] I'm just like a negative spiral like start spiraling out

[00:51:05] And crashing bro every three days. I'm just crashing bro all off camera because I don't like

[00:51:10] I'm not trying to show that like you feel me. I want to show y'all

[00:51:12] all the negatives and like

[00:51:14] That energy, that's just gonna bring my vibe down.

[00:51:16] But it's not always about you feel me making sure you gotta get all smiley and giddy sometimes.

[00:51:19] I gotta show you how to really show you how to understand working with beings, I mean, you know what I mean.

[00:51:21] I have no friends, Ron. You're my guy, mods ban him.

[00:51:25] No, bro.

[00:51:26] I know how this shit gonna work in the long run, bro.

[00:51:28] Cause I just, I would never stop believing in myself.

[00:51:30] But damn, boys, some of these days be rough as hell, bro.

[00:51:33] No, okay.

[00:51:35] Damn.

[00:51:36] It makes me sad, bro.

[00:51:38] The reason I switched to the iPhone is because I can carry you, which I'll never start recording talking at any moment.

[00:51:41] So I'll make you burn it.

[00:51:42] I hope you have it well, bro.

[00:51:43] I understand a couple things.

[00:51:45] Never compromise yourself who you are as a person.

[00:51:47] Have I compromised myself?

[00:51:48] I still don't know what that means.

[00:51:49] I really don't know what that means.

[00:51:53] Compromise yourself?

[00:51:54] Like does that mean just like letting people take advantage of you?

[00:51:57] Like I'm a little confused.

[00:51:58] Ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever,

[00:51:59] ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever.

[00:52:00] Ron you look like you could be Epstein's son.

[00:52:02] Like bro, I don't get it.

[00:52:04] I don't get it, bruh.

[00:52:05] You've been following me for like 5 months and like this is like your first couple messages

[00:52:08] like and your name is gift to me please.

[00:52:10] Like I can't.

[00:52:12] your soul ever

[00:52:15] Gambling gambling I did before so make this up. You've been you've done numerous rituals to be paid by Israel

[00:52:21] Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's our soul, bro

[00:52:23] I literally got you unbanned and this is what you type or mix your engine run

[00:52:27] That is top priority at all times never give that up because as soon as you do you lost and it don't matter how much you win

[00:52:34] You lost understand what I'm saying a lot of people are compromised a lot

[00:52:39] Yo, you know what I did see that Loki freaked me out. I don't know if anyone saw it. I saw a thing of LeBron

[00:52:49] someone interviewed LeBron and

[00:52:51] They were like yo LeBron, when are you gonna retire and he says to be honest with you

[00:52:56] I just want to live and then I started spiraling going down the tick-tock draw like bro

[00:53:01] It was really bad. They were like saying that he is like if he quits the NBA if he retires that that they're gonna

[00:53:09] They're gonna kill him or something like that. Is that shit real or is that just like tick-tock dumbasses?

[00:53:13] Like I don't know sometimes I fall into that loop it like I'm just like going down like stupid shit like LeBron

[00:53:20] interview wanting to live

[00:53:23] Where is it? Oh, yeah, it's this

[00:53:25] LeBron, I guess I should ask do you still have the same you are stupid

[00:53:30] You call me stupid but everything in this world is a little weird and I don't care what anyone says

[00:53:35] You'll never be able to take it away from me

[00:53:36] Everything in this world is weird everything in this world is planned deaths are planned

[00:53:42] Everything is planned the world wants it so we're all split up

[00:53:44] So we all have different opinions so that will never ever be able to take over the government and you could call me woke

[00:53:49] You could call me stupid you can call me whatever bro, but that's why when I die at least on now

[00:53:54] It's the truth bro. It's the truth in uncertainty about next did you take your meds today?

[00:53:58] I'm not worried about talking to you bro. You're a twitch mod for stabilizer in auto

[00:54:01] next year do you have an inkling of what you want to do yeah i mean i want to live when i know you

[00:54:10] guys know i don't know i have no idea i just want to just want to live that's all it's a little

[00:54:18] weird bro staple in auto when do you plan on retiring i don't know bro i just want to i just

[00:54:25] I just want to, I just want to live, bro.

[00:54:28] I want to go live.

[00:54:30] The day I know y'all will know.

[00:54:31] Simple.

[00:54:34] Simple.

[00:54:36] Simple, bro.

[00:54:38] The same guy that was filming Ron getting pressed

[00:54:40] by Drew Wall fries.

[00:54:43] Oh!

[00:54:44] Oh!

[00:54:45] Look at that face there.

[00:54:47] Holy shit, bro.

[00:54:48] I knew Drew Wall did this to you.

[00:54:49] I want to pick you up and slam you.

[00:54:51] What the fuck is this?

[00:54:52] Oh!

[00:54:53] I'm not gonna lie you gotta be a different type of like stupid and dumb and down bad getting pushed around and then still recording like bro

[00:55:05] You actually have no like like so there's no successful content creator

[00:55:10] I feel like that acts like this and I could be stupid you could call me wrong

[00:55:13] But I'm talking like successful in the way that they actually make it

[00:55:15] I'm not talking about make it for a couple months and then fall off. I'm talking about making it making it

[00:55:19] There's a lot of estrogen in this room though.

[00:55:49] Yo, you got a bitch by drew the 30k back bling on bro. Yeah

[00:55:56] Yo, Ron, I found some 20 21 bots. What the fuck is this?

[00:56:03] Nice bro, you've sent me this before

[00:56:08] Yeah, delete this one buddy

[00:56:10] Let me hear see I know you're

[00:56:13] Is that rage see I know you're a jokester you use the jokes to hide the pain be real with me

[00:56:19] One was the first time wait, what is what am I looking at bro?

[00:56:23] Day and Hamlin's comeback watch party

[00:56:27] 30,000 viewers in eight minutes Ops has 40,000 viewers

[00:56:33] Rage has 30,000

[00:56:36] Holy shit chess

[00:56:39] 60,000

[00:56:41] Holy shit, bro the Thuman how y'all what a time to be a fucking live

[00:56:56] You'll be honest, bro was twitch better or worse back then and don't just nostalgia for him nick mercs at 47,000

[00:57:05] Bro this dude fucking excuse you 70,000 playing track mania

[00:57:11] You think it was better back then like I don't really know bro. I don't really know

[00:57:16] I think you guys low key just say that to form but like low key

[00:57:20] Dude, I don't I don't really know if it was that much better

[00:57:25] What other vows that I have

[00:57:29] Starting soon take your seat

[00:57:31] What did I used to put on my 13 minutes in and I haven't even started my stream?

[00:57:42] What is this?

[00:57:44] Yeah, I have never changed, bro.

[00:57:50] It's low key kind of bad.

[00:57:52] It's low key sad that how much I'm the same person.

[00:57:55] Hot take bro. I low-key miss so much maning a game going live every single day

[00:58:01] Just maning a game. It is so much. It was so much fun. I'm gonna be honest with you so much fun

[00:58:13] What is this on the internet I was is

[00:58:17] 76,000 viewers. Oh my days. What is this?

[00:58:21] NRGvernado

[00:58:23] Wait, why are you guys saying what question mark? Wait, did I say the end word right now? The game is too loud Zork? Oh my days

[00:58:33] Wait, how did I die here?

[00:58:36] Charlie Kirk's death explained in Minecraft. Yeah, what is on YouTube?

[00:58:47] I'm just standing still and I'm healing in the oven

[00:58:53] what whatever bro whatever bro whatever that's not prime run bro I'm

[00:59:04] primed out right now you're a bot FNCS highlights gameplay I swear to God I

[00:59:09] generally generally generally wish that FNCS like I could just play facts it's

[00:59:15] for any bit fun or no my fat brothers nearly died but won't forget to pull

[00:59:20] they shirt down.

[00:59:21] Nah, you might actually get it.

[00:59:23] What's out?

[00:59:24] Whoa!

[00:59:25] Wait, can you actually die from a coconut hitting your head?

[00:59:32] Still pulls his shirt down.

[00:59:40] Yo, why the f- Yo, why the- Not fat.

[00:59:43] Why the bigger people?

[00:59:46] Never mind.

[00:59:47] Holy background of my fucking house.

[00:59:50] See ya.

[00:59:53] Oh my god that scared the shit out of me.

[00:59:55] See ya.

[00:59:58] Wait what?

[00:59:59] Oh my god that scared the shit out of me.

[01:00:00] Wait what?

[01:00:01] What is this?

[01:00:02] Damn bro.

[01:00:03] This background?

[01:00:04] 6,000 subs?

[01:00:06] Do you guys got to stop subbing to me so I grind harder?

[01:00:08] Dead ass.

[01:00:11] Alright block them.

[01:00:13] Four years ago, clipped by Tarsol.

[01:00:15] Tarsol what is this four years ago dead ass doesn't even look real I don't even feel like I've been alive for four years

[01:00:34] Wow, bro, it's not even a funny clip

[01:00:36] But man, this is like if I played this game now

[01:00:39] I'm not even kidding kids with dead ass is running me just screaming racist slurs, bro

[01:00:42] Like I can't even do it. I

[01:00:44] I dare ask you I'll try I mean I can't do it Jason the lean shows the struggles

[01:00:48] He's been facing during his seven-day straight a challenge on private island battling sand flies all over his body and weight loss

[01:00:55] So I didn't see this

[01:00:58] Did as I lost all my weight

[01:01:03] Yeah, this shit yo by the way if Jason comes back to the house and brings fucking fleas

[01:01:08] Oh, I'm dead ass. I'll be mad that I will actually be mad

[01:01:11] I'm gonna be so honest with you. I will dead-ass be mad

[01:01:18] Dead ass oh my god a lot

[01:01:25] Realize

[01:01:28] That's not how it works retard. Don't call me that bro. If you don't understand how it works. I obviously know how it works

[01:01:38] Rocket League finals, what does that even mean bro?

[01:01:41] Why do I open up Twitch and the first thing I see is Roblox on the top?

[01:01:48] I feel like the world is controlled by Roblox.

[01:01:51] What the fuck is this?

[01:01:54] Wait, what's happening in Rocket League?

[01:01:59] Wait, what is this?

[01:02:00] Why is this so big?

[01:02:03] I was watching a little bit, but why is it still going on?

[01:02:10] grand finals who's the best Rocket League player for real oh that's

[01:02:16] not going for as many plays this year they're wondering if they have like a

[01:02:19] different approach to this game because he's been further back with you guys

[01:02:22] wait so I'm confused is that picking is is this the last game

[01:02:33] Rocket League clears every e-sport I would say the greatest oh it's match

[01:02:39] point wait how much is this for how much money is this for a male it's a

[01:02:51] fucking driver and cars I'm gonna be so honest with you the greatest e-sport to

[01:02:59] watch ever is CS I'm dead ass I'm dead ass I think it's the greatest wait I no

[01:03:07] perms wait am I gonna get bit am I gonna get banned for watching this wait what

[01:03:22] is the greatest e-sports like if you could watch a grand final of any e-sport

[01:03:28] in the world what would it be personally I would go CS oh my days wait is it

[01:03:36] over I would say CS League of Legans bro

[01:03:48] brawl hola is brawl hola good I always see tiktok sit on it

[01:03:59] wait why do people say when you download brawl hola you're like a terrorist

[01:04:05] Oh my god, wait wait if the game's over if the game's over

[01:04:15] Wait

[01:04:18] Can they sub me in online or no, can they sub me in

[01:04:29] What you guys always do this stupid fucking cat it's actually annoying me

[01:04:35] wait how do they bounce the balls like this I don't get it but this isn't the

[01:04:45] hardest esport there's no way I still think to this day that fortnight is the

[01:04:48] hardest I'm gonna be honest I'm gonna be honest this shit is hard though it's

[01:04:54] hard to spot it's hard to spot but I don't think it's harder than fortnight

[01:05:00] Wait, you are not allowed to co-stream Rocket League

[01:05:14] Well, no one said that I can't react to Jinxie

[01:05:20] Nobody said that

[01:05:24] I'm just watching my favorite streamer, bro. Holy fuck Jinxie's chopped

[01:05:30] oh my god wait five to one this is depressing this is actually depressing

[01:05:46] wait the game's over

[01:05:50] wait can they score 4 in a row or no wait can they score 3 or no can they

[01:06:31] This is the pressing this is the president back, bro. This is actually pressing

[01:06:38] This is like scoring and playing basketball with people that are like in wheelchairs, bro

[01:06:43] This is like LeBron James playing against like I don't even want to say it. I don't even want to say it

[01:06:52] I don't want to say it

[01:06:56] Against me

[01:07:01] Yes, I was watching a little bit about this like I so I watch a little bit of eastwards off my days my days off at work

[01:07:26] That Zen dude carries his team

[01:07:31] I watched them a bit bro. He scores so much and then he also plays defense bro

[01:07:36] He reminds me of me when I played FNCS. Hey listen, bro. Hope he finds a good team that ass

[01:07:43] That ass what what are you linking me?

[01:07:50] RLCS insane

[01:07:53] Yeah, we're gonna watch this after insane zero second goal from JSTN what?

[01:07:59] Ron, did you see Deji's diss track on Ty Lill?

[01:08:03] Yo, dumbass, I was fucking there!

[01:08:05] Being held back now by the Panda puts it straight out.

[01:08:10] It's gonna be over to K-Dubb!

[01:08:12] It's almost there!

[01:08:13] Boom!

[01:08:14] Scores!

[01:08:15] Wait, four seconds left.

[01:08:16] How do you score?

[01:08:17] Can you actually score with no time left?

[01:08:18] Wait four seconds of how do you score?

[01:08:22] Can you actually score with no time left?

[01:08:37] Wait

[01:08:39] Wait, how does the ball not end?

[01:09:09] the rocket in hell. Wait, what the fuck? How is this possible?

[01:09:16] F**k, just f**k. Is this Oro?

[01:09:19] How's that? Just f**k! This is Rocket League!

[01:09:23] Who screamed this is Rocket League?

[01:09:26] This is Rocket League! This is Rocket League!

[01:09:28] F**k, just f**k. Wait, they still lost? Oh, well GG's then.

[01:09:33] Gekwa.

[01:09:35] Ron Chek and...

[01:09:43] Okay, back.

[01:09:53] No way is this a loser.

[01:09:58] Take care.

[01:09:59] I love you man, you're like a gay son to me, yeah, take care.

[01:10:08] So, weird-ass kid, click it, click it, click it.

[01:10:13] Things that could really change us better than Canada.

[01:10:18] Your career is dead-ass over.

[01:10:20] What is this?

[01:10:22] What is this?

[01:10:24] Why don't I get it in the library?

[01:10:29] Cookies and user generated content.

[01:10:31] It looks like you just use cookies to offer it.

[01:10:33] Okay.

[01:10:34] I

[01:10:52] My guys speed running I can't do it. He's not gonna click it

[01:11:00] Oh my god, everyone is IRL streaming bro

[01:11:04] Jinx he's not gonna click it, bro

[01:11:23] He's not gonna react to it cuz he's reggae this everyone's IRLing bro

[01:11:28] She's not going to click on it. She's doing that. Gigi's brah. I'm about to just do it to just

[01:11:35] I'm about to do it to people brah. Hold on

[01:11:39] Fuck it squishy. You're my you're my

[01:11:43] You're my guy and there goes nobody's gonna click it

[01:12:28] you

[01:12:58] you

[01:13:28] you

[01:13:58] you

[01:14:28] you

[01:14:58] Oh

[01:15:16] Every smirk is matters five

[01:15:20] Listen on hold just send the 500 subs button and don't think 500 subs

[01:15:26] Can we get 500 subs in my chat real quick?

[01:15:28] Yeah, this is why you don't bet with a former world champion

[01:15:32] Rocking the player. I mean, what is wrong with my brain cells?

[01:15:37] Come on. Five, ten gifted.

[01:15:39] Anything chat?

[01:15:42] So all in all, how many-

[01:15:44] Let me see what Joe did.

[01:15:45] Eventually agreed to come over to Europe where he visited Normandy.

[01:15:49] Joe, what the fuck did you just-

[01:15:51] What's happening to him?

[01:15:52] Bro, what the fuck did you just send me, bro?

[01:15:56] Yo, he actually tripped!

[01:16:03] Ew!

[01:16:04] Thank you dude, out of the kindness of your heart.

[01:16:14] Wait, where did the pin go?

[01:16:19] I

[01:16:22] Thank you, dude out of the kindness of your heart. Hey, where's the pin go?

[01:16:25] I'm just such a good soul like you're such a nice guy, bro 500 gifted for the pin go

[01:16:31] Thank you, bro. They'll W. Jinx guys prime prime sub the jinx very deserve the 500 get this crazy

[01:16:43] What do you mean?

[01:16:46] I don't what is the pain?

[01:16:49] Oh

[01:16:58] Yo your career is that ass over it's a twitch clip

[01:17:05] Dude what the fuck

[01:17:11] No

[01:17:19] Ron, what is this, brother?

[01:17:49] I am real tears

[01:17:50] I mean not just cry over so many tears

[01:17:53] Ron you little mother

[01:17:54] FUCKER

[01:17:57] I am real tears

[01:17:58] I am real tears

[01:18:00] Oh my god

[01:18:02] Oh my god

[01:18:04] Oh my god

[01:18:05] You're a fighter bro

[01:18:07] Oh my god

[01:18:08] Yo

[01:18:11] Holy shit bro

[01:18:12] My eyes I'm like crying

[01:18:15] Holy fuck bro

[01:18:19] and your safety and the thing about me would make me so different and I don't

[01:18:28] gotta do it in this real life it's like I'll stream shit like you look at that

[01:18:32] shit I bring extra weed just so I don't got to share mine you're 22 years old

[01:18:39] doing this brother I'm 23 and I'm not gonna stop doing this that's why I'm

[01:18:43] me I'm gonna be a fucking idiot until the day I die

[01:18:50] you didn't see it who else could I do do I do this no I I'm gonna get I can't

[01:18:57] this chat is just I might actually see my social security number on Twitter I'm

[01:19:01] dead ass too I'm actually serious I dead ass

[01:19:06] All right, fine. Let's give it a go.

[01:19:08] You don't want to.

[01:19:10] All right, let's see.

[01:19:12] And I'm time out.

[01:19:14] What are you doing in the region? Playing Paddy cake?

[01:19:18] Wait, what? Where is it?

[01:19:22] Hello?

[01:19:24] Banned! I did it to Joe.

[01:19:27] Yo, I don't know which one's funnier. Joe's?

[01:19:29] Who's the funnier? Joe's?

[01:19:31] Or, or, or, or, Jamesy's.

[01:19:34] Yo Joe actually looked like he tried I'm gonna do it just right when he kills his ender dragon. I'm doing it to him

[01:19:42] Wait 19 minutes is that faster now?

[01:19:45] Is that fast

[01:19:51] What was mine, I forget what was mine it's okay, what was mine

[01:19:57] same five jokes you've been following me for two years shut up it's fucking dumbass viewer bro

[01:20:07] hold on let me see who else I could do cuz he's fucking killing the ender dragon bro like what

[01:20:16] What are you doing?

[01:20:18] Who else can I do?

[01:20:23] Valorant community?

[01:20:25] Hehehehe

[01:20:28] Bo-chan my mic, my mic literally broke bro, I'm not lying

[01:20:31] My mic actually broke, I broke my fuckin mic

[01:20:35] This one's gonna be loud, oh man, he's not gonna be able to get it off either

[01:20:42] I already said it's a Lacey, I got Lacey, Jinxie and Joe

[01:20:45] Well, I'm gonna roll right now, Lukey.

[01:20:47] Oh, give me rage.

[01:20:49] Fuck!

[01:20:50] Click it!

[01:20:57] I don't know, what am I hearing, bro?

[01:20:59] Guy sketches on IRL.

[01:21:02] Everyone does IRL stream now.

[01:21:03] It's such a shame.

[01:21:05] Nope, we're gonna use it real soon.

[01:21:07] So, the fridge air is gonna help cool it down.

[01:21:12] What?

[01:21:13] Oh, I thought I got bad.

[01:21:14] I got my lemons to throw away.

[01:21:17] Wait, can she even click it?

[01:21:19] The egg white's in it at one point.

[01:21:20] Khadim718.

[01:21:22] Ooh.

[01:21:23] your career is dead ass over it's a

[01:21:45] a twitch clip. Wait, what do you mean?

[01:22:07] Are you going to read the chat? Hello?

[01:22:11] He has epilepsy. Oh my God. No, no, no, no, no, no.

[01:22:14] Wait what you guys told me to send it to this dude

[01:22:20] What is wrong with this job?

[01:22:24] W. Khadim, bro. W. Bro. This chat is stupid, bro. Oh my god. I'm cancel GGs

[01:22:31] Spam out on go ahead

[01:22:35] I don't know

[01:22:43] I

[01:22:48] Why do you guys always put this emo to me bad? Why can't you just take real work? Did I actually skip in GG?

[01:22:57] Did you get perch?

[01:23:06] Yeah, my bed's horribly I

[01:23:08] I did a six-bed ax he clicked it. Oh my god

[01:23:17] Is he okay or no

[01:23:21] Well, you have a choice between what is it shipwreck desert he died

[01:23:28] Shut up bro this chat it's actually so dumb shipwreck, please

[01:23:34] I

[01:23:36] You guys ready is this live what else would it be dumb ass

[01:23:45] Is this for fifth and six this is the force line bird to where

[01:23:50] Yeah, bro, I pre-record my streams I pre-record my streams with you literally see the time right now it's 240

[01:23:56] I

[01:23:59] Was let's just keep fucking crushing does it clap bro

[01:24:03] That's he lost a lot of time where the Bastion we have to go down

[01:24:07] Sus yeah, it's 540 where I live yo dumb fuck. Have you ever heard of fucking time zones?

[01:24:13] Are you stupid?

[01:24:15] The fuck do you mean?

[01:24:18] Are you stupid?

[01:24:21] I think stables are the best

[01:24:23] I think housing is second, bridge is third, I'm not a big bridge fan, yeah, I really don't

[01:25:14] No way that's real stable.

[01:25:15] He actually got that.

[01:25:17] So, Keck, what equals half?

[01:25:19] Got it.

[01:25:21] What do you mean it's half?

[01:25:22] The end word is like, god damn!

[01:25:23] Like, how did I prove it's me?

[01:25:25] I ruined my day.

[01:25:28] You actually don't play it.

[01:25:29] No way, no way.

[01:25:35] I'm going to go get more than one.

[01:25:36] Double the old story.

[01:25:37] Well, yes.

[01:25:39] It's a Twitch clip with its own URL.

[01:25:42] It's funny that I did.

[01:25:43] I got leaked.

[01:25:45] No, no, no, I got no other plan.

[01:25:47] Yo, new Rekai.

[01:25:51] I guess Rekai's going to click a Twitch clip.

[01:25:53] I'm going to do some research.

[01:25:55] Bro!

[01:25:57] Wow.

[01:25:58] Wait, you're.

[01:25:59] OK, wait, what is this clip?

[01:26:01] I'm scared to click it.

[01:26:03] You're one of our beat tunnels.

[01:26:04] I'm old.

[01:26:05] I'm scared to click it.

[01:26:12] What is a white shot dot sight?

[01:26:21] He's 50?

[01:26:22] You're fine.

[01:26:23] Good, bro.

[01:26:24] Oh, I'm scared.

[01:26:25] I'm too scared.

[01:26:26] Good.

[01:26:27] I trust you, right?

[01:26:28] You went...

[01:26:29] Right, let's watch a little bit.

[01:26:30] A little bit.

[01:26:31] A little bit.

[01:26:32] A little bit.

[01:26:33] Did you turn it a little lower or something?

[01:26:34] This white sight is just looking to offer you...

[01:26:35] I think it's cookie to offer you.

[01:26:37] Except.

[01:26:38] It sounds like a wrong string.

[01:26:45] I thought like, hey, hey, hey, hey.

[01:26:49] Yo.

[01:26:51] Why is the audio so low and why is this green?

[01:26:54] Does he know a green screen doesn't work

[01:26:56] if there's fucking shade in it, right?

[01:26:59] And the green screen is not even cropped.

[01:27:01] What is this?

[01:27:02] This isn't even a green screen.

[01:27:04] This is like, bro, this doesn't even cover anything,

[01:27:08] doesn't even cover the width of your chair.

[01:27:16] I can't send it yet, bro.

[01:27:19] Who else?

[01:27:20] I'm gonna do it a couple more times, bro,

[01:27:21] and that's it, and then we're moving on.

[01:27:24] Jake Future, no, I'm not fucking doing it, bro.

[01:27:26] Shut up.

[01:27:29] Ben didn't click it.

[01:27:31] Bro, Naz is not that dumb to click this.

[01:27:34] that Bonnie like the tweet it's cuz she also like Arky

[01:27:43] it can she also like Arky mom that's that's she also like Arky

[01:27:54] good tweets at her tag her amazing tweets oh god you mad tagging her

[01:28:01] Why does everyone say Sarah Safari looks like me?

[01:28:16] Does she actually or no?

[01:28:20] Ron can you smell my fart?

[01:28:21] Why would you ever re-sub to me for two months?

[01:28:23] You spent ten dollars total to just ask a year of issues, bro.

[01:28:27] Did Ludwig ever click it?

[01:28:28] No he didn't.

[01:28:29] GG.

[01:28:30] and like me to Jake Davis who's that

[01:28:40] no offense I just don't know shimmers

[01:28:43] she's on your social call oh my no it

[01:28:46] does yes it does come here Jake you

[01:28:48] could shake his idea of the war is

[01:28:49] pretty easy jingy's made easy bro what

[01:28:52] is with this fucking fucking horse

[01:28:54] horses eat your hair go ahead right

[01:28:56] bro my house so much better bro I just get banned always you don't even wash it

[01:29:05] you fucking cunt check what I said dick pic you're crazy that's over

[01:29:26] is this

[01:29:47] I'm dead ass such a loser it's actually hilarious bro I'm dead ass too

[01:29:51] Ah, that's so much fun being me. I'm dead ass. I'm dead ass, bro. It's so much fun when you just

[01:29:58] know, it's like, it's like when you know you're a loser and then you still do things that are

[01:30:03] loser activities, 10 minutes, fuck you. It just hits better because you have no one in your ear

[01:30:08] calling you a loser because you already know going into it, bro. You already know going into it.

[01:30:12] I guess Moxie's gonna click my fucking Twitch link. He doesn't even like me and he has no face cam.

[01:30:19] Why does Moxie have one viewer?

[01:30:21] Always an adventure.

[01:30:32] This is just fucked up. I don't even know who these people are, bro.

[01:30:34] This is just like, I'm not going to lie, this is just bullying.

[01:30:37] That's literally, I'm just sending it to someone who I don't even know.

[01:30:40] They probably don't even know me, bro, like...

[01:30:43] Keep throwing a firm blight. Where did I get these from?

[01:30:49] You got how are they already here? What is that emo?

[01:31:29] What is going on in my chat?

[01:31:31] Thank you for the 18 months. All right. He's not answering. Let me see if I can get Rekai before I dumb-dun

[01:31:35] Say you know, can I say we all learn is that check? Well, I'm just not letting good. I

[01:31:40] Can't even his mom turning. We're gonna see this bro. Why is he on like 20 FPS?

[01:31:46] Son of steel fucking up, but you know I'm saying, um, um, you ugly bastard watch your fucking mouth. Plus

[01:31:52] and I'm bad.

[01:31:53] Yeah, I look fucking good.

[01:31:54] I look nice in the shoes.

[01:31:55] Why?

[01:31:58] So that's it.

[01:31:59] That's it.

[01:32:00] Okay, that's it.

[01:32:00] I don't have a question.

[01:32:01] What do you think about it?

[01:32:02] I just see you.

[01:32:03] All right.

[01:32:04] That ass, that was really fucking quick.

[01:32:07] Yo, John's chill out, bro.

[01:32:12] Nemo's a Rekai mod.

[01:32:15] LOL.

[01:32:16] Go back.

[01:32:19] R?

[01:32:20] What are you saying?

[01:32:22] I don't have extensions, who the fuck told you that?

[01:32:28] Oh, click the fucking link, bro.

[01:32:31] Alright, I'm done.

[01:32:32] I think we move on now.

[01:32:34] Nobody's clicking anymore, bro.

[01:32:35] I had my good fun.

[01:32:37] I had my fun.

[01:32:38] What is this?

[01:32:40] What is this?

[01:32:51] Marlin inspired me to start going to the gym bro. I'm not kidding

[01:32:54] He took off his shirt and then he went to the bathroom to shower and he came out looking like a god, bro

[01:32:58] And I'm not gonna lie and inspired me to go to the gym. I'm dead serious

[01:33:04] Well, this looks like a peaceful man. I'm just trying to play video games. This is perfect

[01:33:10] What am I watching this looks like impossible?

[01:33:22] Yo, did you see what I said?

[01:33:28] Yo, what are those?

[01:33:31] Oh my Jesus.

[01:33:33] Really asparagus?

[01:33:35] Really asparagus?

[01:33:39] Asparagus that's why asparagus is one of the worst vegetables ever in the world. That's my broccolini clears

[01:33:46] dead ass

[01:33:49] Dead ass to bro. Broccolini clears, bro. Oh my god asparagus might actually be the worst fucking vegetable ever. I'm not kidding

[01:33:58] Generally, generally to generally

[01:34:01] edited by me

[01:34:03] Wait, what if the new group that we call and we call it friends instead of face

[01:34:23] Pilot said what happened am I canceled pilot click the link. I just sent you bro

[01:34:28] Pilot bro, click the link. I'm gonna send you it again. It's bad

[01:34:31] That's bad. That ass is bad.

[01:34:35] That ass clicking.

[01:34:39] Let's do twos. Webster and Bucky.

[01:34:43] They didn't respond.

[01:34:47] I'm done.

[01:34:51] The link doesn't pop up in the chat, bro. Someone give a mod real quick.

[01:34:55] Dude, what did I get canceled for? How am I getting canceled

[01:34:59] 2027 it's not it's not even 2027 you think it I gave him my bro what it's not 2027 bro it's

[01:35:08] It's 2026, how do you-

[01:35:11] Dude, if I get fucking jumpscared, bro, I swear to God

[01:35:31] Wow, I really had pink hair. Is that is that bad that I had pink hair?

[01:35:36] I mean look at it. If they didn't even look that bad bro, I'm gonna be honest.

[01:35:39] It looks pretty good.

[01:35:43] That shit isn't even funny. You know what first time chatter following me since five minutes ago?

[01:35:46] Because of you I will stop.

[01:35:48] I'm going to mature myself bro.

[01:35:54] Yeah, my miss Max living with me bro.

[01:35:56] I'm the rest.

[01:36:02] MY EYES!

[01:36:06] Lace

[01:36:16] Like wires

[01:36:19] Like what bro, what are you? Yo, what are you dead ass? Like what are you doing? No, like I'm dead ass to what are you doing?

[01:36:25] Debbie Marlin, bro, bro came thinking here. We're gonna help bitch. We still we need over here. What happened

[01:36:30] Well, stable desktop, I'm going to be honest with you, bro.

[01:36:35] My favorite fucking thing is when you guys make art.

[01:36:38] I swear to God, shipping me real art.

[01:36:41] I'm not talking about like just paint or like drawings, bro.

[01:36:43] If you make me like a painting that's actually lit or just something that's cool, I'm dead

[01:36:47] ass.

[01:36:48] I will use it in every way possible.

[01:36:50] Like I will, I'm not going to lie, bro, I'll make this my, the only thing I would recommend

[01:36:54] if you could change the background.

[01:36:56] It's not AI.

[01:36:57] This guy actually, this guy actually makes shit.

[01:36:59] But if you could change the background to something that's more

[01:37:04] It's like different

[01:37:06] Like I don't know we need a new offline screen, but was my offline screen bad. It's me on a horse like what?

[01:37:18] It's phase

[01:37:26] Too much redacted

[01:37:29] Uh, cat looking sideways.

[01:37:32] React to this.

[01:37:35] Bro, this is literally me.

[01:37:37] Are you fucking dumb?

[01:37:39] I better get slanted.

[01:37:39] Whatever.

[01:37:41] Be honest, did we make a hit or no?

[01:37:43] Maybe I'll pull you over.

[01:37:45] There you go.

[01:37:46] I'm gonna put a honey pack in my mouth.

[01:37:48] You're so-

[01:37:49] You gotta cut a show off.

[01:37:50] This is my favorite part of the song, it's the second part.

[01:37:52] Again, it's a show, you don't make me cry.

[01:37:53] Imagine having sex with someone and this is the music that you hear in the background.

[01:37:57] I'm gonna be honest with you low key

[01:38:27] Marlin has a voice to low-key sing some sexy shit to have sex to I'm gonna be honest, bro

[01:38:32] I'm gonna be honest

[01:38:39] Not D1 bro, I'll skip to my part whatever

[01:38:57] Y'all be masturbating still

[01:38:59] I don't wanna be alone. I'm tryna make this day.

[01:39:02] Take your throne.

[01:39:03] Yeah. JJ comes from the hood.

[01:39:05] Yeah. Make money on your head.

[01:39:09] All my shit glass to head.

[01:39:11] JJ. Ah, ah.

[01:39:13] JJ. Ah, ah.

[01:39:16] Uh, ah, ah.

[01:39:18] JJ. Ah, ah.

[01:39:22] JJ.

[01:39:22] Bro, that's not even gay. Why do you guys always just say my music is ass?

[01:39:26] Dick Riders, Dick Riders, Dick Riders, Dick Riders, Jason LeWine is the first streamer ever to receive a thousand gifted from Tua-

[01:39:35] Holy shit

[01:39:38] Holy shit

[01:39:40] Did Twisters get me a thousand subs?

[01:39:44] What the fuck?

[01:39:56] W twitch I appreciate you twitch that's my first thousand subs I think that's

[01:40:05] love bro 11,000 gifted total oh my god well they must love him wow hold on now

[01:40:12] 11,000 gifted that's crazy I don't think I made the thousand gifted button a

[01:40:17] thing and they still haven't given me my credit are we fucking dead ass are we

[01:40:21] fucking deraz the only thing I got loved by from twitch was uh who what is the UK of twitch

[01:40:29] bro this is what they tweeted about me I got one fucking tweet and it was

[01:40:36] everyone's showing up for many mentors paddle tournament marlin flew over and brought some

[01:40:41] other random dude with him uh by DC sir and uh individuals have joined us out of the uh

[01:40:47] Yeah, we like bro like it's not dead-ass bro. It's it's like

[01:40:53] Like I don't know anymore. I don't know anymore, bro. I did it. I don't even know anymore

[01:41:01] It's whatever bro, maybe maybe it's me chat maybe we won't forget

[01:41:17] Through the good times and bad times

[01:41:21] Cause I

[01:41:26] Whatever bro

[01:41:28] Whatever

[01:41:29] Yo be honest, and I did a

[01:41:30] Since I got invited to charity match

[01:41:32] I actually want to learn soccer

[01:41:33] I'm gonna get a coach off stream to learn

[01:41:35] I actually want to try to score

[01:41:37] How many viewers do you think I would have got

[01:41:39] If I did a real viewing party?

[01:41:40] If I didn't end up going

[01:41:42] I actually wonder if I did a viewing party in England

[01:41:46] Zero

[01:41:47] okay Adam Johnson guys I'm not Adam Johnson I didn't know was a pedophile

[01:41:54] they told me to tweet it that's what Nico told me to tweet you know I did not

[01:41:58] see the end where I said Nico what is this phase being stupid no I'm not

[01:42:03] reacting to this this is us this is literally oh wait are you trying to say

[01:42:06] nostalgia form okay bad I'm always here for that it's pretty good for the

[01:42:09] viewers they always put LOL's and Keck was what happened this day oh no no this

[01:42:14] This VOD needs to get deleted.

[01:42:15] I don't even... listen.

[01:42:17] Hypothetically when I speak, hypothetically when I say this, we have to delete this VOD.

[01:42:22] I'm not gonna lie.

[01:42:24] Hypothetically, this is all fake.

[01:42:26] We flew two drones into ongoing traffic.

[01:42:29] Hypothetically, hypothetically.

[01:42:31] Hypothetically.

[01:42:32] No!

[01:42:33] No!

[01:42:34] No!

[01:42:35] No!

[01:42:36] No!

[01:42:37] No!

[01:42:38] Wait, what is going on?

[01:42:39] What is this?

[01:42:40] I'm trying!

[01:42:41] I'm trying!

[01:42:42] What are you doing?

[01:43:07] What is going on?

[01:43:08] I don't even remember this!

[01:43:10] You got an LB back!

[01:43:12] You're fucking true!

[01:43:14] What?

[01:43:16] Yo, what is a true's angle?

[01:43:18] He actually sucks at filming. Holy fucking shit.

[01:43:22] He dare not sucks.

[01:43:24] Shut up!

[01:43:26] Holy fucking god. Damn!

[01:43:28] God fucking damn!

[01:43:30] I miss PBM, bro.

[01:43:32] Miss him.

[01:43:34] Miss him, bro.

[01:43:36] miss him. What is this? Jason DeVine sees dolphins. Am I supposed to react?

[01:43:45] What is that? A shark?

[01:43:49] Are dolphins nice or no?

[01:43:51] What is that? Yo!

[01:43:56] No? If like if I was drowning would dolphins save me or no?

[01:44:05] the fuck is this ending time watching the island survival challenge can you

[01:44:09] restart I feel like in another world I was another animal what animal would I

[01:44:17] be I don't know why I just feel like in another world I was an animal like low

[01:44:22] key bro like just low-key I already saw this bro this guy's a bum a pig all

[01:44:28] right can't even ask real shit anymore all right I low key wanted to react to

[01:44:33] this what yo does anyone in here okay I'm gonna say this but I'm gonna try to

[01:44:37] say this the easiest way possible does anyone in here have a life yes or no

[01:44:44] does anyone in here also have a college experience I've never understood this and

[01:44:53] maybe it's because I'm a fucking I'm a loser maybe I'm a loser I don't know

[01:44:57] yo what is the point of joining a frat if you have to hurt yourself or make

[01:45:03] yourself like dehumanize like bro deep look at this clip that went viral I mean

[01:45:07] it's a video I don't know if I'll watch the whole thing I'll probably watch like

[01:45:10] seven minutes into it probably but look at this shit

[01:45:14] what the actual fuck is going on like what the fuck is this like what is this

[01:45:22] I want to be force-telling on what's going on.

[01:45:25] Anything.

[01:45:28] Because you gotta see it from my perspective.

[01:45:30] What the f*** did I just walk into?

[01:45:35] Is anyone in my chat, in a frat? Anyone?

[01:45:38] Went into the Alpha Delta V fraternity house after a fire alarm went off.

[01:45:42] Marlin typed miss you.

[01:45:44] Well, I'm not f***ing dead, bro.

[01:45:46] So come back home so we can go to the gym.

[01:45:48] I've been going alone.

[01:45:49] So, well, it's only been one day, but...

[01:45:52] Like, share, subscribe.

[01:45:55] Make sure to like this video, chat, share, subscribe.

[01:46:01] You think someone in a stable or a no-no chat is going to be in a frat?

[01:46:07] Bro, the ASU frat leader literally knows me.

[01:46:09] Can I get a clip?

[01:46:10] Hello?

[01:46:11] Firefighters.

[01:46:12] What is this?

[01:46:13] Firefighters.

[01:46:14] Firefighters, what is this I?

[01:46:20] Don't know okay, what is with every like for that person just always shirtless oh?

[01:46:27] A fire alarm, what oh my god

[01:46:37] Y'all while downstairs checking the fire

[01:46:43] officers stumble upon a freezing

[01:46:47] situation what is easing

[01:46:51] yeah definitely need one three three

[01:46:54] here this is the alarm here a ritual

[01:46:58] partisan charge some did he shit or

[01:47:02] what looks like we have quite a way can they arrest people for hazing is it

[01:47:10] allowed I don't know I don't know anything about that culture they're

[01:47:13] hazing so I'm asking it who's in charge um I do know one person one person that

[01:47:21] I know apparently had to drink like five bottles of vodka or something like that

[01:47:25] and then they threw him in a dumpster or something and then he ended up dying I

[01:47:31] I forget who it was. Yeah it was like some crazy shit. He ended up dying. He was from my area.

[01:47:37] That's the only person I know who ever got like haze that I like found out about. I guess that's what it is.

[01:47:42] I don't know his name. He was in New Jersey. I'm sure someone could find it.

[01:47:45] I don't know if it was five bottles, but it was a lot of bottles. That's what I remember.

[01:47:49] I think it was like three or five and then they threw him in a dumpster or something like that.

[01:47:53] Like a dirty ass dumpster and then he died from alcohol poisoning or I don't know what it was something.

[01:47:58] I don't know this shit kind of seems stupid as fuck to me though. I'll get serious. No, we're gonna talk right here

[01:48:04] Who's in charge?

[01:48:08] Couple of us are I mean

[01:48:11] I mean holy snitch

[01:48:13] Is that what you guys gonna do? I don't even charge because this is ridiculous

[01:48:18] Hey, this stops here guys wait, so did they lose their college like what is this round?

[01:48:24] Do they lose their college degrees like this guy's blindfold with shit all over him police apartment this stops here

[01:48:31] Who's in charge?

[01:48:34] upstairs

[01:48:35] Be honest you think that that they thought that this was part of their like hazing

[01:48:39] Bro, I wouldn't even like what is going on. There's blindfolded men in a basement

[01:48:46] Naked

[01:48:48] How about we stop we start cleaning this up? Why is this blindfold still on take it off?

[01:48:54] Everyone take their blindfolds off!

[01:48:58] Haha! Like, bro!

[01:49:04] Listen, bro, I-I hate to say it, but this is actually some white people's shit.

[01:49:08] Like, what the fuck are y'all doing in a basement throwing eggs at each other blindfolded?

[01:49:11] I'm sorry, I'm gonna be the one to say it, bro.

[01:49:13] Like, like, what are you doing?

[01:49:16] I'm already giving multiple commands to clear the room and get out of here, but no one's moving.

[01:49:24] That's vomit!

[01:49:25] Put it on God that's vomit, that's not eggs.

[01:49:31] Yes.

[01:49:32] You in charge?

[01:49:33] You said it.

[01:49:34] Still haven't found out who's in charge?

[01:49:35] Thank you for the sum.

[01:49:36] Hmph.

[01:49:37] No one asked for a house tag?

[01:49:38] Where's he at?

[01:49:39] Summit.

[01:49:40] Working on a summit.

[01:49:41] What's a summit?

[01:49:42] That's cool.

[01:49:43] So, uh, why does that guy sound like that?

[01:49:44] Yeah, every time it's coming in.

[01:49:45] Okay, cool.

[01:49:46] Am I a dick?

[01:49:47] Definitely figure out why.

[01:49:48] Hat backwards?

[01:49:49] Yeah.

[01:49:50] Yeah.

[01:49:51] Definitely figure out why you can.

[01:49:53] Hat backwards, good frame, tight tank top.

[01:49:56] Is this a chud light or a chud light?

[01:49:58] Let me pass you initially.

[01:49:59] Like what would we rate this?

[01:50:00] Question.

[01:50:01] Yeah.

[01:50:04] I get it.

[01:50:06] I would probably be calling your house dad.

[01:50:09] I respect every type of culture that like kids do.

[01:50:12] Like not like, this isn't like culture.

[01:50:14] I mean, it's frat culture.

[01:50:15] But I'm like, I respect like whatever people are interested in.

[01:50:17] But one thing I really don't get is just drinking alcohol every single day

[01:50:23] Better whoever respect as in like bro people want to do their lives fuck it like I'm not gonna judge them

[01:50:28] Like I don't care. That's my way of saying respect like bro if this was like it's like bro like

[01:50:34] Stop talking here since also me he's fine. It's just it gets to a point

[01:50:40] You know what I'm saying? It's like you just drink alcohol day like I don't know they in charge right unless someone else is in charge

[01:50:47] You know I was not mercy. Yeah, which Russia is that? Yeah

[01:50:52] I don't think it was down here. It's like stairs. I can tell you

[01:50:58] Soriety culture is bad

[01:51:01] My my girlfriend is gonna go to soriety soon. I'm just kidding

[01:51:06] It's a variety women's right

[01:51:10] Yeah, I knew bro. I knew someone in high school that had a girlfriend in

[01:51:13] in a society like she was older.

[01:51:16] He was a junior, she was like a sophomore

[01:51:19] or something like that in college,

[01:51:21] but he was a junior in high school.

[01:51:23] Let me tell you, but I've heard some crazy stories.

[01:51:25] No one's telling me he's in charge of what's going on.

[01:51:28] Wait, not gonna think about it.

[01:51:32] But my friend was 17.

[01:51:37] Or sorority, yes, sorority.

[01:51:38] I heard you out, but I'm not in charge.

[01:51:43] I'd like to help you, but I'm not in charge.

[01:51:46] Yeah, I mean, we asked you to buy your house that, and you said, I don't have any floor.

[01:51:51] I mean, I don't need your house to house that.

[01:51:53] Every time I put my nose roll, I have blood on it.

[01:51:55] Okay, what are you doing here?

[01:51:56] I think it's so frustrating.

[01:51:57] He has a limit.

[01:51:58] He goes upstairs.

[01:51:59] Oh, so you do live here?

[01:52:01] Yeah.

[01:52:02] Wait, I'm so confused.

[01:52:04] Show the kids.

[01:52:06] Like, what is this?

[01:52:13] Like bro, look at this. Like what do you even do here? I'm dead ass. What do you even dead ass do here?

[01:52:21] Like what is this, bro? This looks like AI. I'm not even kidding.

[01:52:25] This actually looks like a bunch of fucking Drew Wolves just had fun in one day.

[01:52:31] What's all over you guys?

[01:52:33] David a five gifted luck of good. Thank you for your daily tax.

[01:52:38] Just water. What's on that dude's tie?

[01:52:40] I'm not sure if someone-

[01:52:42] You? Come here.

[01:52:43] Serena.

[01:52:44] There's a little question.

[01:52:46] Nope. You're gonna stand right over there.

[01:52:48] Why?

[01:52:49] Because I'm telling you to-

[01:52:50] It's my house.

[01:52:51] It's your house? You're responsible for everything that happened in this danger.

[01:52:54] So, okay.

[01:52:55] Second right there.

[01:52:57] Be honest. You think this cop ever did anything?

[01:52:59] Come on, bro. We know you went to frat parties too.

[01:53:06] Get up against the wall.

[01:53:08] Oh.

[01:53:09] Come over here, you're gonna send in your family buddy over here like what is this?

[01:53:15] These are gonna be the future doctors one day like our world is

[01:53:20] Some questions about what's going on on their arms

[01:53:25] Like the more I think about it our future doctors who's gonna do like heart surgery on me or you guys when we're like

[01:53:32] 60 or 70 or 80 or whatever it is

[01:53:35] It's probably some kid watching tongue tongue tongue on roblox while tunneling on fucking fortnight doing one-to-one

[01:53:41] It's probably saying the n-word then going to a fucking frat party getting blacked out drunk like

[01:53:49] No, okay, who's the house dad? I just told you you were some insolvent

[01:53:55] Go there

[01:53:58] Why are you asking me?

[01:54:00] It sounds like you're responsible for that, it sounds like you have some-

[01:54:03] No way Lacey crashes Moped, wait we have to live react to this, there's no way he did that, right?

[01:54:09] He's literally up and about.

[01:54:12] Something, somebody have what's going on?

[01:54:14] No.

[01:54:15] Yeah, there's what's coming with that.

[01:54:16] Maybe for the Lacey updates everyone, W.

[01:54:17] How much do you ask the f***ing house dad? Who needs the 30 years old?

[01:54:19] Here's two we're trying to get hold of.

[01:54:20] Wait, I'm confused, I don't want to sound stupid but can I talk to a cop however I want?

[01:54:24] I never thought of cursing at a cop.

[01:54:29] Who called?

[01:54:30] Please it's pretty calm. Stay right there

[01:54:36] You guys got any time you're white so yes

[01:54:40] What does that even mean I don't know you just back up property. I can stay here. Yeah, but right now we're investigating something

[01:54:52] Holy shit you're soft lol, what are you talking about bro like look at these fucking zombies

[01:54:57] Just anyone want to be forced coming out on West Carolina?

[01:55:00] A.

[01:55:02] That's actually pretty crazy though that every single one of these people just stayed solid.

[01:55:07] Like that's to be real now, this is kind of fair.

[01:55:09] Like this is fair. Like bro, everyone here just did not snitch, didn't say a single thing.

[01:55:14] Like I don't understand how.

[01:55:15] I'm gonna be honest with you, if I was in this crowd I would have been like, yo this is this.

[01:55:19] No I wouldn't, I wouldn't, I'm gonna be honest.

[01:55:21] But I know Tarsall would.

[01:55:23] Because you gotta see it from my perspective. What the f*** did I just walk into?

[01:55:29] Celebration.

[01:55:30] Wait, what happens if they snitch?

[01:55:34] Wait, if they snitch they get beat? Why did I see that?

[01:55:36] No way. Celebration or what?

[01:55:38] What?

[01:55:39] Death.

[01:55:40] On the street.

[01:55:43] There's no way you die being out of frame. Like, for snitches.

[01:55:47] After you spill the beans, you get deleted. What does that mean?

[01:55:54] I always say, kid, it's fun. What's on your arms?

[01:55:57] Oh, god.

[01:55:59] Where are you guys going now?

[01:56:04] Oh shit, they're trying to escape.

[01:56:08] Yo, they, none of them are talking.

[01:56:11] talking would you rather have a son in a frat or a daughter in sorority is that

[01:56:18] one of this right for what is it okay it's already down here what's on your

[01:56:23] neck

[01:56:28] it's a blood is it shining your life it's a blood that's what I'm asking what

[01:56:35] No

[01:56:37] That's a dick

[01:56:39] Do you see why we're here why we're asking questions? I don't know you're the wrong guy

[01:56:54] He kind of looks like Nemo

[01:56:58] We asked those guys questions many told them all they'll start heading out what's up?

[01:57:01] I was gonna ask those two guys questions, but then they all started falling out

[01:57:05] No, I stopped them.

[01:57:08] Did you pull these guys out?

[01:57:13] No, they... I went to go talk to those guys and then they started coming out.

[01:57:16] Can you actually escape the police nowadays or no?

[01:57:19] Like if I ran from the police in a car, would I eventually get caught?

[01:57:24] Like everyone always told me, like, oh, why would you pull over?

[01:57:28] I'm going to tell you first and foremost, I'm a little frustrated, but so stupid question.

[01:57:41] If I had a fake plate, like let's say I put a plate on my car, that's fake.

[01:57:45] Could they find me still or no?

[01:57:48] We're going to get through it.

[01:57:49] Okay.

[01:57:50] What's going on tonight?

[01:57:51] It's their lead up to initiation.

[01:57:53] Okay.

[01:57:55] Um, what's, what's the deal with what, what are we doing in the basement?

[01:57:59] Um, they're basically a ritual where they're blindfolded and get messed with.

[01:58:05] Okay.

[01:58:06] So the entire time that we've been here, which has now been,

[01:58:10] you have a pink Porsche.

[01:58:12] So, okay.

[01:58:13] But hypothetically, if I was in court, I could say, well,

[01:58:16] there could be a lot of people that have a pink Porsche facts or no,

[01:58:18] I'm just being honest.

[01:58:20] Let's just be honest now.

[01:58:22] You never know.

[01:58:25] I think 15, 20 minutes, we've been demanding to speak to somebody in charge

[01:58:30] where nobody knows you, apparently, in the house.

[01:58:35] No, we lose this guy.

[01:58:38] Here's the deal.

[01:58:40] We have a hazing event, right?

[01:58:42] We're going to do a report because we responded to a fire alarm,

[01:58:46] which we were trying to get people to evacuate because of the fire alarm.

[01:58:50] This is the president of the United States.

[01:58:52] Hitting, you guys refuse to evacuate from a fire alarm.

[01:58:56] After an officer is ordering everybody to vacate the premise.

[01:59:01] And then on top of that, we find this hazing event.

[01:59:05] We want to speak to something.

[01:59:06] Wait, hazing is illegal.

[01:59:07] Nobody knows anything.

[01:59:08] Nobody knows anyone.

[01:59:09] Nobody knows what's going on.

[01:59:11] This is going in a report.

[01:59:13] The University of Iowa is going to see this.

[01:59:15] And with the stuff going around across the country, students...

[01:59:19] Penn State fraternity brothers sentence for pledge hazing death wait Pennsylvania State University fraternity brothers have been sentenced to connection with the death of

[01:59:27] during a booze soap tasting ritual two years ago wait is this the kid I was talking about

[01:59:37] fed look died after a school of alcohol fueled hazing ritual in February 2017 this

[01:59:45] This is what I'm talking about.

[01:59:47] This was like years ago, years ago.

[01:59:51] This is probably the kid.

[01:59:54] Dying from hazing events, I'm not saying it's to that level.

[01:59:57] I'm not saying any.

[01:59:58] Five indicative, indicted, and alleged hazing death

[02:00:04] of Southern.

[02:00:05] That is fucked up, bro.

[02:00:06] This shit is fucked up.

[02:00:07] But the university has a very, very strict.

[02:00:12] family of mizook what the f***ing is that freshman nearly died in

[02:00:16] policy

[02:00:17] on hazing

[02:00:20] if i can't talk to people and if people aren't actor cover going to cooperate

[02:00:24] with me

[02:00:25] way is there a lot of hazing shit that happens all the time that's their right

[02:00:28] they don't have to speak to me

[02:00:30] cover

[02:00:31] that means only my observations are going to go into this report

[02:00:34] and i'm telling you right now it's gonna look worse

[02:00:37] then if people can kind of explain to us what's going on right because then i can

[02:00:41] at least put your guys' side of the story in it as well.

[02:00:44] The last time I went to a college I stole food.

[02:00:46] I guess I want to know what we got going on.

[02:00:49] Like, you're saying it's a ritual prior to initiation?

[02:00:53] Yes.

[02:00:54] OK.

[02:00:56] I guess I'm asking for some cooperation and some

[02:00:59] coordination with your people here.

[02:01:01] Would you switch Shabiana?

[02:01:02] Tell your people, like, hey, if that's what people need to do,

[02:01:04] just politely tell us that, right?

[02:01:07] So I guess I'm looking for you to kind of be a leader here.

[02:01:10] I don't keep what?

[02:01:11] help us out a little bit and start trying to

[02:01:13] i'll be the guy to say it

[02:01:14] okay, let's go back and say it

[02:01:17] um...

[02:01:18] if we can get that guy out of there, i just want to coordinate something so that there's no injuries or anything

[02:01:24] where there's no such a present

[02:01:26] um...

[02:01:28] i just want to know what's going on

[02:01:29] like i said i would snitch and the first thing you do is go on your phone

[02:01:33] i don't know if you're a mobile user

[02:01:35] and just start spamming rat emojis

[02:01:37] like look at you bro

[02:01:39] like a look at you thank your first instinct bro is this is spam rats

[02:01:43] that i told you about it

[02:01:45] i was not here at his house lover if

[02:01:48] the supervisor of the house president says

[02:01:52] he is not welcome here

[02:01:53] then i'm going to escort him off property i think if you were using that

[02:01:56] it was going to be a lot more

[02:01:59] okay i would have that i would take care of that because i would like to see

[02:02:02] center i mean he's he's getting close to being arrested

[02:02:06] you can arrest the next day police pay a visit to joseph's apartment after he

[02:02:11] was very uncooperative the day before wall after ten minutes of talking he

[02:02:16] again proved to be uncooperative and difficult to deal with

[02:02:20] to you and yourself and that way this is about the raspy voice

[02:02:24] what

[02:02:25] good because i don't need to talk about how we wanted you to decide who then you

[02:02:29] talked to the police and i thought he's from a friend's group

[02:02:33] the police are doing an investigation about life

[02:02:36] They're trying to figure out what's going on and what's, what, what was going on in the room? What, what have you heard?

[02:02:43] So, they're doing investigation.

[02:02:45] Yep.

[02:02:46] You don't dictate the investigation, right?

[02:02:48] Yeah, it's really, it's really nice to hear us.

[02:02:50] You think all cops are like, like this?

[02:02:53] That's a secret, yeah.

[02:02:54] I feel like, dude, I've met some pretty mean cops.

[02:02:57] So, why are you dictating?

[02:02:58] Like, really like mean cops.

[02:03:00] These guys seem pretty nice.

[02:03:01] He's not talking to me, that's it.

[02:03:03] Every time I've been pulled over, bro,

[02:03:05] I've been interacting with the mean cops.

[02:03:06] Like, bro, no, I'm not going, oh,

[02:03:09] oh, do you know how fast you're going over the speed limit?

[02:03:11] No, bro, no, I don't know how fast I'm going

[02:03:13] on my fucking thing says 140 and a 65, bro.

[02:03:16] Like, yes, I know how fast I'm going.

[02:03:18] I purposely sped, bro, like, what are you?

[02:03:21] You're a fear of the police officers.

[02:03:23] Not at all.

[02:03:25] Like, yes, bro, yes.

[02:03:26] But he never said, oh, if you don't get in the way,

[02:03:29] you're getting arrested.

[02:03:29] Guys, there's two ways to say spend, bro. Not just...

[02:03:32] Because they walked away, and then they said it again. I said, I walked away.

[02:03:35] No, you didn't.

[02:03:36] Okay.

[02:03:37] So, I personally think that all speed limits should be taken away out of the United States.

[02:03:41] I think that we should have our own Autobahn.

[02:03:44] Like, in Germany, you could go unlimited speed.

[02:03:46] I feel like there should be a lane in California that has unlimited speed.

[02:03:49] Well, if you ask me, I don't want to lift in this conversation at all.

[02:03:52] Please.

[02:03:53] I'll tell them like that word here.

[02:03:55] And if there's anything actually happening, you can call me again, but it's been a pleasure. Thanks, fellas.

[02:04:03] Yeah, you're okay. I don't know if I should act.

[02:04:07] Wow. So this is the new time for us, federal.

[02:04:10] Travis?

[02:04:11] One time, it doesn't take you.

[02:04:15] Would you say a name, sir?

[02:04:16] Joseph.

[02:04:17] All right. Joseph?

[02:04:19] Wait, what the fuck?

[02:04:26] Alright, so, unfortunately, for you, at this point, you've been placed on arrest before.

[02:04:35] You're gonna put your hands behind your ass.

[02:04:38] Wait!

[02:04:39] Joseph was arrested for interference with official acts in connection with the ha-

[02:04:43] Holy- Let's talk about this.

[02:04:47] Eyebrows?

[02:04:48] Not bad.

[02:04:49] Forehead resemption to eyebrows?

[02:04:51] Not bad.

[02:04:52] Unibrow?

[02:04:53] Not bad.

[02:04:54] Dead eyes?

[02:04:55] That's minus.

[02:04:56] Under eyes, bags?

[02:04:57] That's pretty bad.

[02:04:58] Nose, flares are too big.

[02:04:59] Ears?

[02:05:00] Too Porsche forward.

[02:05:01] Lips?

[02:05:02] No upper lip deception.

[02:05:03] Chin?

[02:05:04] Not visible.

[02:05:05] Not visible chin.

[02:05:06] Side profile?

[02:05:07] Potentially a jawline potentially, but not good enough.

[02:05:11] This is a Sublight 5 Chad Foil Toilet Moil Toilet.

[02:05:14] Easing incident.

[02:05:15] Those charges would be dropped a year later.

[02:05:17] The Alpha Delta V fraternity was suspended through 2029 for hazing.

[02:05:43] Wait, is this out yet for the Horizon 6?

[02:05:51] Ron used to be funny.

[02:05:53] What are you fucking spamming?

[02:05:56] You've been following me for seven months talking about how you used to be funny.

[02:06:00] You don't even watch me!

[02:06:02] Like what are you talking about bro?

[02:06:04] You're typing a fucking frog with teeth out.

[02:06:10] Wait, this game looks kinda good!

[02:06:27] You know what I notice about video games nowadays?

[02:06:29] They don't actually change anything besides graphics, and honestly I can't speak for everyone,

[02:06:34] but nobody cares about graphics.

[02:06:37] I'm gonna be honest with you

[02:06:40] Nobody actually cares about graphics. I honestly prefer shitty graphics

[02:06:44] Wait, so forza horizon. We saw this a little bit. I

[02:06:48] Loki want to buy this. Is it only Xbox? You're a fake gamer

[02:06:53] I'm not even kidding. I sit here and do nothing, but

[02:07:00] It's like I don't know

[02:07:03] Body cam released in crash

[02:07:06] Oh, I don't want to watch this. This shit is actually terrifying inside. I'm not gonna lie.

[02:07:12] Bro, this shit is nuts.

[02:07:14] I'm gonna be honest with you. This shit actually makes me scared to fly planes.

[02:07:18] Is anyone scared of anything in life? I'm actually scared of flying.

[02:07:22] I'm scared of heights. Am I a pussy or no?

[02:07:30] It's insane.

[02:07:36] Can you survive a plane crash or not?

[02:08:06] Yo, it's kinda fuckin' Troymore? Learn to drive, dick!

[02:08:14] Holy fuck!

[02:08:32] Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, this is nuts. This is actually nuts.

[02:08:36] There are several never-before-seen angles we will soon witness in this-

[02:08:40] Okay

[02:08:41] This this is actually nuts. You don't realize how big a plane is until it's like in front of you

[02:08:48] This video

[02:08:56] You guys are question mark me bro, it looks huge

[02:08:58] What causes all the fire that make this explosion an absolute worst case like obviously I know

[02:09:08] it's an explosion but like what causes that much fire?

[02:09:12] The fuel?

[02:09:13] It's all the way down to the very end.

[02:09:14] I think it's where it's at.

[02:09:15] We're trying to get out of this.

[02:09:16] Okay.

[02:09:17] I don't want to sound dumb.

[02:09:18] I'm not trying to sound dumb.

[02:09:21] Would planes explode less if they use electricity?

[02:09:26] I'm saying like if a plane crashed, I don't really know if I want to watch this video.

[02:09:42] It's 40 minutes long, but if a plane crashed, right, yeah, it's 40 minutes.

[02:09:47] If a plane crashed, holy fuck.

[02:09:52] Your guys are saying mute up.

[02:09:54] I'm not going to mute.

[02:09:55] I'm not doing this bro. If a plane crashed right and it has fuel and that causes the big explosion

[02:10:01] If it was electric what it caused less of an explosion, but still it's a crash obviously

[02:10:06] Please shut down at 65. So don't always got to state your opinion. It's not an opinion

[02:10:11] I'm asking a fucking question, and I'm getting hate. It's like

[02:10:25] What the fuck is that sound?

[02:10:32] What does that sound?

[02:10:35] Does anyone hear that?

[02:10:39] What the fuck was- did anyone just hear that?

[02:10:54] Is that an air tag I just heard?

[02:11:12] Is this a troll?

[02:11:14] That's your air pods, I don't use air pods, I use the performative shit.

[02:11:18] I use wired.

[02:11:20] And I don't even know where my wired ones are.

[02:11:24] I'm in your walls am I being trolled is it supposed to be like a kekwa farm like

[02:11:34] what is this yo I don't know why the lighting in this room is so bad it

[02:11:45] actually makes me look chopped it's so fucking annoying I'm dead ass too like

[02:11:49] But I actually can't wait to move so I could change this lighting

[02:11:53] I'm dead ass like this lighting in this room dead ass sucks

[02:11:57] I'm dead serious to it's good lighting bro. No, it's not you can look look at my poster here. Look how it's blurry

[02:12:04] Look how it just sharpens up. You see this shit like bro. It's because of the lighting like bro

[02:12:10] The lighting is so fucking bad

[02:12:12] Can you go IRL? No.

[02:12:19] Why do you guys get to realize that I'm done listening to you guys and I'm gonna do whatever

[02:12:21] I want? Why do I have so many links open? Am I a dirty linker? Holy shit. All I do is

[02:12:26] click links. Holy fuck. And then I click to this. Nice.

[02:12:35] What is this?

[02:12:41] Who is this?

[02:12:46] What is the dad doing, bro?

[02:12:49] Yo, a dad, bro.

[02:12:51] What are you doing?

[02:12:52] If I did this shit, you would cook my shit.

[02:12:54] I'm gonna be honest with you.

[02:12:55] You would cook me!

[02:12:57] This is facts, chat! This is facts!

[02:12:59] A dad with dead ass cooked me.

[02:13:01] He'd be like, this cringe.

[02:13:02] Cringe is fine.

[02:13:03] What are you doing, bro?

[02:13:06] Who is this?

[02:13:07] I've never seen this sponsor.

[02:13:11] What is he even doing?

[02:13:19] What am I watching?

[02:13:20] And what is this audio?

[02:13:41] All right, you guys are actually just fucking dumbasses.

[02:13:45] Sorry, I'm a tweet.

[02:13:46] Dot, dot, dot.

[02:13:49] Wait, I'm confused.

[02:13:50] I don't wanna be parasocial, right?

[02:13:53] I'm asking a question.

[02:13:55] I'm dead ass asking a question.

[02:13:56] Yeah, this lighting in this room

[02:13:57] actually makes me look chump.

[02:13:59] Wait, are they dating?

[02:14:03] I don't know.

[02:14:04] I don't remember these questions.

[02:14:05] Or they're just friends.

[02:14:08] Probably just friends, right?

[02:14:10] This is such a beautiful time to be alive stable podcast. Do you guys miss the stable podcast? I

[02:14:17] Low-key miss the stable podcast

[02:14:19] Low-key I miss playing skate three late at night. Maybe we should run it back tonight. No

[02:14:26] Damn, I feel like a lot of people are saying no don't even like like didn't even watch they just sit here and spam IRL all day facts or no

[02:14:34] What is this?

[02:14:35] Double I just IRL for four days in another country, bro. Please shut the fuck up

[02:14:39] Phantom had the whole AMP house sprinting for their lives after he whipped out a prop gun and started firing.

[02:15:09] what the fuck did he actually shoot a real guy

[02:15:25] Wow! What the fuck? It's blanks? Wait, blanks make that loud of a sound? With fire?

[02:15:43] Oh no, I need to buy one of these. I need to buy one of these and bring this in public

[02:15:50] for public pranks wait blanks don't do that wait it's illegal but it's a joke

[02:16:08] It's pranks

[02:16:18] Yo, it's that loud

[02:16:24] Yo, yeah, I'm dead ass you're crazy. I need to buy one of these

[02:16:29] Yo, I'm not even kidding. I need to buy one of these. Yo, I'm deadass. I need to buy one

[02:16:45] of these. I'm dead serious. Where could I buy one of these? Wait, how is it illegal?

[02:16:57] gun oh my god I need to buy one of these wait it's a real gun the blank

[02:17:23] bullets wait be careful wait can you die to a blank gun like a gun that shoots

[02:17:40] blanks yes like it someone send me one in the PO box or can I not ask for that is

[02:17:55] that banable am I banned

[02:18:02] I'm getting a link sent to me rust shooting incident what did you just

[02:18:07] send me. What is this? What is this? Can you read in October 21, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20,

[02:18:25] but Southern Creek Ranch in Budsett City, New Mexico. Oh, no.

[02:18:30] He's interested in the rest of her life to search for a revolver that acted using

[02:18:34] probably seriously business in New Mexico wait someone died to a blank bullet

[02:18:44] but he I mean they thought it was a blank but it was a real bullet I met

[02:18:48] or no I know I know I'm saying

[02:18:54] what's

[02:18:58] oh my god

[02:18:59] So you're telling me if I shot okay, but you know let's say I put blank rounds in it if I

[02:19:09] shot point blank at someone with a blank bullet, does it can it still hurt them or no?

[02:19:14] Yes.

[02:19:19] Yeah, that's actually scary. Guns are scary, bro. Holy shit. Like, what the fuck is the

[02:19:34] like look at this small gun do this much damage I gotta buy one wait so what

[02:19:46] happens if I shoot someone in California who breaks in do I go to jail do I go to

[02:19:53] jail yes you can't even tie your shoes when is the day gonna happen where you

[02:20:03] guys stop like disrespecting me many mentor made a video on you does the

[02:20:09] sideburn actually hate stable ronardo gonna start off with a Q&A any

[02:20:13] questions congratulations amazing paddle tourney fan seven please have more than

[02:20:17] do you know how much was raised so I need to figure that he also left me on

[02:20:21] scene on Instagram out obviously brands pay within like 30 days of the thing I

[02:20:29] think it is or something like that so I'm gonna wait till all the brands pay what's that look on in I think the

[02:20:34] Just giving was like 8.5 the YouTube super chat was at 1.3. Yeah, many minutes of brown

[02:20:39] gonna copy real city. Can we copyright this so I can I can make the revenue of this? Thank you. I

[02:20:45] Bought a YouTube course to prove it's a scam. I'm gonna be honest with you

[02:20:48] Has anyone in my chat ever gotten or bought a course for real?

[02:20:59] Ron would you still get hate if you look like this?

[02:21:04] Yo, this is such a dick ride like how does a post get 500,000 likes a mark like brown actually

[02:21:09] I actually kind of get mad at this anyone else. I'm dead ass serious. I low key get mad, bro. Like

[02:21:19] Like all he's doing is stepping outside of his house

[02:21:29] But I won't shoot you

[02:21:59] I don't believe it. I don't believe it. I'm dead ass. I don't believe it. I don't believe

[02:22:10] it. I don't believe it, bro. I don't believe it. I've seen his penis. It's not like that.

[02:22:23] I'm not jealous bro, no I'm not jealous.

[02:22:27] Two minutes, 30 seconds.

[02:22:29] We've all seen our friend's penis.

[02:22:32] Are lethals, how lethals, are lethals,

[02:22:35] how lethals are blanks?

[02:22:36] The worst case scenario with a blank

[02:22:37] would be point blank to the side of the head.

[02:22:40] So that's what we're gonna do today.

[02:22:41] 22 is up first.

[02:22:44] BAM!

[02:22:45] BAM!

[02:22:46] BAM!

[02:22:47] BAM!

[02:22:48] BAM!

[02:22:49] Oh!

[02:22:50] Wow!

[02:22:52] It cracked it.

[02:22:53] it cracked the skull

[02:22:56] wow

[02:22:57] that was pretty surprising, i was expecting it to blow out the flesh of the material but i did not expect it to actually crack the skull

[02:23:01] so the next step up is gonna be a big one

[02:23:02] twenty two long rifle was the only pistol caliber that i had today

[02:23:07] we're gonna go ahead and move up

[02:23:08] to shotguns

[02:23:10] and then rifles

[02:23:11] this is a twelve gauge blank

[02:23:14] and i'm gonna be using a no-bass one-shot twelve gauge

[02:23:17] that twenty two long rifle

[02:23:19] seemed to be pretty lean

[02:23:20] i gotta buy a gun

[02:23:21] How many people in my chat own guns?

[02:23:23] Or like have a dad or mom that owns a gun?

[02:23:27] Oh my god!

[02:23:33] Wait, so even if you have a blank, if it's blank blank, you die!

[02:23:43] Which one is this?

[02:23:45] Brother, is that an M249?

[02:23:51] subscribe button. Alright here we go.

[02:23:55] Oh no it's an M14. I thought this was a mag.

[02:24:00] Is that a negative? Who knows that clip?

[02:24:04] Not as eventful as the 12 gauge but still looks pretty bad.

[02:24:09] Oh yeah. Wait what? That's a clue. That would have been... Bro it's the

[02:24:13] negave. It's the M24. I'm done. So it looks like

[02:24:17] this blew all through the skin. There's a piece of skull and yeah that right there.

[02:24:25] G shots are low key tough. Should I buy one? The next blank I have is a 308 blank and I'm

[02:24:32] going to be using a Ruger American bolt action rifle. Okay I'm dead serious. Listen I'm not

[02:24:38] interested in killing anyone yet right. I'm not interested in like harming myself, harming anyone

[02:24:44] Whatever it might be, but I'm gonna be honest with you. I look he want to buy a gun. I

[02:24:50] Deadass want to buy a gun and I don't know if it's a good idea

[02:24:53] Like I know what you guys are gonna say

[02:24:55] But low-key. I want to buy a gun yes

[02:24:59] What do you mean? Yes? I mean if I'm gonna be honest with you like

[02:25:03] If I got told I was gonna die

[02:25:06] Someone if I hated someone they're coming with me simple as that. Let's keep watching

[02:25:14] Get that in the lead sled, you have a fresh zombie head.

[02:25:19] That can put you on a list?

[02:25:22] Wait, I'm not even kidding, can they use Twitch clips against me for not buying a weapon?

[02:25:28] Oh my god, hey, I'm obviously kidding, I'm obviously kidding, like, god I can't make

[02:25:39] no jokes anymore, bro.

[02:25:42] Uh, uh, wait, why do I care?

[02:25:45] They sell guns to anyone.

[02:25:47] Little low.

[02:25:47] This is America, bro.

[02:25:49] I'll just re-perface some of this zombie skull here.

[02:25:53] Let me stick that right there.

[02:25:57] You could be a pedophile who, like, murders people every day,

[02:26:01] and they'll steal some guns, bro.

[02:26:03] I swear, background checks aren't real.

[02:26:05] Damn.

[02:26:08] They're not, bro.

[02:26:10] You can get a gun anywhere.

[02:26:12] with the 308 blank, here we go.

[02:26:17] What is this?

[02:26:18] What is this city ship, bro?

[02:26:19] Pull the trigger, stop being a sissy, bro.

[02:26:21] Try again, here we go.

[02:26:22] Be a real man like me.

[02:26:24] Come on!

[02:26:29] These ruggers have really safe triggers.

[02:26:34] Keck went without safety.

[02:26:35] He was on it.

[02:26:36] Ah!

[02:26:39] Oh!

[02:26:40] Oh my god. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie.

[02:26:43] Guns are interesting.

[02:26:45] Oh, N. Gay.

[02:26:46] I wonder if I have any viewers who's killed people.

[02:26:49] Like, it's kind of, honestly, it's weird.

[02:26:51] There has to be at least one viewer who has murdered someone in my chat, and I'll never know.

[02:26:55] And it's a little weird to think about.

[02:26:57] But if we're talking about real odds, someone in my chat definitely has murdered someone.

[02:27:01] And then a bunch of fucking, like, five foot two white kids

[02:27:06] Who grew up with two beautiful fucking loving parents who bring in a total of $800,000 a year

[02:27:11] One from an open heart surgeon is saying I did like

[02:27:17] Ironic I never I'm not 5-2 and I never grew you know, here we go. 10 gay point

[02:27:26] I'm not gonna lie. What's like the most like if I were to buy a gun what gun should I buy? Can you buy an MSMC?

[02:27:36] No, not gunsmith, gun.

[02:27:55] I'm not gonna lie, I need to buy a weapon.

[02:27:57] How hard is it to buy a weapon in California?

[02:27:59] Hold on, let me call Griff.

[02:28:02] Should I call Griff?

[02:28:06] You think he'll get mad at me or no?

[02:28:23] Mr. Ness!

[02:28:24] Hey, I'm live right now, dude!

[02:28:26] What's going on? How can I help you?

[02:28:28] I want to buy a weapon

[02:28:31] Okay, gotta go

[02:28:34] But why?

[02:28:36] What kind of weapon are we talking about dude? I just found out like how guns are working, bro

[02:28:41] I want to own my first ever gun

[02:28:44] What kind of gun are you thinking about getting Ron?

[02:28:47] Um, and are you looking for it in the store for the collectability or it's in murder someone?

[02:28:54] Well, I want to use it for my safety and protection

[02:28:56] That sounds like a dad start, but keep going.

[02:29:00] Okay, how do I buy?

[02:29:03] Like, okay, this is going to sound crazy.

[02:29:05] I want to buy a submachine gun.

[02:29:07] Yeah, they're illegal, so that's a good start.

[02:29:10] Okay, I want to buy a Glock.

[02:29:14] Why don't we go to the shooting range?

[02:29:17] Oh my God, I didn't just get my anger out.

[02:29:20] Well, I mean, no, you should go to the therapist for that.

[02:29:24] But we can go to the shooting range

[02:29:28] You can shoot some of mine and then we can like see what you like first. How about that? Okay?

[02:29:34] Wait, Griff, I saw a clip that you got a year. Did you get a year's I?

[02:29:40] Actually, I'm not commenting

[02:29:44] But the clip I can say is we should go to the gun range and

[02:29:50] See what you like

[02:29:51] but also you should learn how to properly and safely operate a firearm.

[02:29:56] Oh brother, oh brother, oh brother.

[02:29:59] Okay, so I want to go to Texas next month.

[02:30:02] Should I, should we try to take out some guns baby while I'm there?

[02:30:07] I mean that's where you can shoot every, you can shoot all the submachine guns.

[02:30:11] Bro, I want to shoot an RPG.

[02:30:14] That we can do in Vegas.

[02:30:16] Actually?

[02:30:17] You can probably, yeah you can.

[02:30:19] Swag did it. Swag, you should ask Chris.

[02:30:22] And we shot a fucking cannon.

[02:30:24] But you should, um...

[02:30:27] Texas, you could probably do it, honestly.

[02:30:30] Wait, who? What's a content creator that has weapons

[02:30:32] that we could go visit and that we could shoot shit?

[02:30:36] Oh, honestly, I feel like Swag is friends with the dude.

[02:30:40] Um, I don't remember his name, but I could ask him.

[02:30:44] FPS Russia?

[02:30:47] No

[02:30:50] Let's ask let's ask Chris

[02:30:52] Okay, but

[02:30:54] Yeah, I mean if you want to go but there's a dope gun range outside of LA to that that far

[02:31:00] Danny Duncan they're saying has weapons. I

[02:31:03] Feel like Danny Duncan would be the type to troll me and shoot me

[02:31:06] Okay, that's crazy

[02:31:08] Well, like, obviously we've had some intruders recently, and next time, if we're...

[02:31:24] Okay, but are you prepared to kill someone?

[02:31:26] What do you mean? You just pulled the trigger and the game's over for him.

[02:31:30] Yeah, but is that something you're okay? You can live with that psychologically. You're gonna be okay with that?

[02:31:36] Why wouldn't I?

[02:31:38] That's taken someone's life.

[02:31:41] Yeah, but if you come into the house uninvited, why am I not allowed to kill you?

[02:31:45] But they pose a threat? There's a lot of things that go into it.

[02:31:48] And then there's a whole legal measure that you're gonna have to deal with.

[02:31:51] Yeah, but I'm not the tallest guy. I don't know if you know that.

[02:31:54] And like, obviously...

[02:31:55] Well, either way, if you're talking about for the house, then you should be looking at shotguns.

[02:31:59] Not handguns.

[02:32:00] Shotguns on Remington?

[02:32:03] Sure. I have a Benelli M4. That's a really cool shotgun.

[02:32:09] Wow.

[02:32:10] A KSG? A Winchester?

[02:32:15] Wait, these are only a thousand dollars?

[02:32:19] You could buy a real gun for 130 bucks?

[02:32:23] Oh yeah, no, there's something wrong with this world. I'm gonna be honest with you.

[02:32:27] There's too many guns. I actually I don't I don't even like guns. It's awful. It's really awful

[02:32:35] Anyhow, it's not getting to that

[02:32:39] Great home defense highly underrated grab one or two don't sleep

[02:32:43] And it's a picture of it next to his oculus riff or yeah, whatever oculus whatever it's gone. Keep going though

[02:32:50] No, I mean

[02:32:52] Like I think it's more important to learn like the safety and how to operate it and blah blah and repercussions that come with it before you make a decision on it I

[02:33:01] Mean bro, I just think it's kind of it's very interesting

[02:33:04] Like I feel like it'd be nice to have something in my security that even if I could shoot just to scare off someone is that illegal or no

[02:33:12] Yeah, I mean you can be sued for for brandage so I saw this clip of Phantom

[02:33:16] He had a blank in his pistol and he shot it on stream

[02:33:19] Can I do the same thing like let's say like I'm in public right and I have a real pistol

[02:33:23] But I have a blank in it and they're like someone tries to rob me and I just shoot in the air

[02:33:27] Can I still get arrested?

[02:33:30] Depends on the state you're in. California

[02:33:34] California is a tough one man. They're pretty strict

[02:33:38] You're in public guys. I'm talking about like if I got robbed like seriously griff if someone was like on the street

[02:33:43] Right, and let's just say I was wearing jewelry and they're like give me a fucking jewelry Ron

[02:33:47] But that's why people that rob people don't usually bring weapons, because then they're

[02:33:55] not posing a threat to your life.

[02:33:58] So if you were to kill somebody or shoot somebody because they were just robbing you

[02:34:03] and not threatening your life, then you're at fault.

[02:34:08] And this is why you take a gun course to own one.

[02:34:11] You learn all this and you're like, oh my God.

[02:34:16] I mean, listen, if you want to go to the shooting range cool, if you want to learn about it cool, you want to get experience with it. Awesome.

[02:34:22] If you can make your decision after you educate yourself.

[02:34:25] Can I ask what is the point of living in California, bro? If I can't fucking, like, do anything bro? All I do is pay taxes here.

[02:34:32] What? What? You want to kill people too?

[02:34:35] That is not. I show speed in the thumbnail. Who is that?

[02:34:38] No, I'm just saying, like, I pay taxes, I can't even secure myself, like, God damn, man.

[02:34:43] You can.

[02:34:44] You can't secure yourself. There's plenty of ways to secure yourself. You can go spend

[02:34:48] 50, 50, 55,000 and get one of the craziest security canines possible as well.

[02:34:56] Wait, that sounds fine. How much is it?

[02:34:59] It's like 55,000. Like they'll go out, they'll find the exact puppy, they'll train it, it

[02:35:05] comes, it's insane. That's arguably a better defense than anything.

[02:35:12] Wait, I and it'll love me too like it'll cuddle with me

[02:35:16] Yeah, I mean they're like it's different. That's a working breed of Belgian non-wa Dutch shepherd

[02:35:23] German shepherd

[02:35:26] Dutch

[02:35:27] shepherd for sale

[02:35:31] They're gonna do it by for sale you're gonna have to

[02:35:36] Have like a pro canine trainer

[02:35:38] They're like a self-defense because they serve-

[02:35:42] Bro, this little shit's not gonna guard shit, Griff.

[02:35:45] What is this guy gonna do for me?

[02:35:48] Keep going, though.

[02:35:50] I can't see it.

[02:35:54] Yeah, I mean, like you could have a dog

[02:35:57] that protects your house,

[02:35:58] you could have it protecting personally,

[02:35:59] you could have it for your family.

[02:36:00] There's so many ways to go about it.

[02:36:03] That's actually adorable.

[02:36:03] I look, he want one of these.

[02:36:06] They're intense.

[02:36:07] That's why if you make the investment and have a train like...

[02:36:11] Imagine saying a keyword I'm getting ran up on and I say,

[02:36:13] SICK'EM! And he just bites him and kills him!

[02:36:16] It really does work like that.

[02:36:19] But like, what if someone has a gun or a knife?

[02:36:21] I would actually want to die if I saw my dog die.

[02:36:23] I'm not gonna lie. I'd actually want to kill myself.

[02:36:26] I'd be so sad.

[02:36:27] Oh man.

[02:36:28] Why do you think there's so many violent people coming after you?

[02:36:32] Because I'm the fucking goat and people want to take me out.

[02:36:36] You're fucking paranoid and you should just go talk to a therapist about it

[02:36:41] But you understand grip like most kids nowadays like want to be stable right now like I do you'd be surprised?

[02:36:47] I go in public and they're like oh my god, Ron. I want to be blah blah blah

[02:36:53] No, but do one of these days like one of these fans are gonna like God. I want to be so bad

[02:36:57] He takes me out like I'm serious

[02:36:59] Well, then let's go take a self-defense course. How about that?

[02:37:03] Can I start your, let's cue your self-defense arc.

[02:37:10] You're gonna learn Brazilian Jiu Jitsu.

[02:37:12] Ooh, Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, wait.

[02:37:17] Brazilian Jiu Jitsu.

[02:37:20] Could I actually learn how to self-defense?

[02:37:22] No, as a five foot seven, or no?

[02:37:25] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[02:37:28] Then the world are shorter than that.

[02:37:30] How long would it oh my how long would it take me to learn this tech

[02:37:47] Who is it more than most dangerous people they're saying mighty mouse

[02:37:53] Yeah, it's a bit too Johnson. Oh my god. He's

[02:37:57] Insane how tall is he?

[02:37:59] Five three five three. Oh my god. He's a terrified

[02:38:05] He's like one of the best ever lived

[02:38:08] Really?

[02:38:11] He's a little freaky. What's going on here? I've been watching those highlights. I'm gonna get back to you

[02:38:15] I mean

[02:38:18] Wait, so this guy's five foot three

[02:38:24] He's not taller than me you fucking idiots

[02:38:26] He streams? Wait, did he do a stream with me?

[02:38:33] Oh my, be honest, would he beat my ass or no?

[02:38:51] He would kill you

[02:39:06] Holy prick

[02:39:08] So ancient.

[02:39:18] Wait, I don't even want to take courses how to do this. How long would it take me to do this?

[02:39:30] Nervous?

[02:39:38] Wait, so so beyond I'm gonna be honest with you right if I took jujitsu right could I actually take someone down?

[02:39:45] It was like six foot

[02:39:55] You can't be five foot one two hundred fifty pounds you need to be athletic well John's it's a good thing

[02:40:00] I'm not five foot fucking two four hundred pounds, bro

[02:40:08] go to lacy streams oh brahman yep as soon as ron does any type of anything it's

[02:40:15] just go lacy updates go ahead what oh this guy's a weirdo

[02:40:20] this guy's a weirdo oh bro gg's this guy literally came to the house

[02:40:30] I want to low key become a fighter. I'm dead ass. Hey everybody welcome. I want to join

[02:40:45] the UFC. That's my what is this? That is my goal. I want to join the UFC.

[02:40:56] But I already have two concussions, so is it fucked for me already if I get hit in the head?

[02:41:11] Wait, what is more dangerous? Getting hit in the face with your hand or your knee? Why do people knee?

[02:41:20] Lacey's getting pressed because of you, bro. What? What? What? Lacey updates? What? This guy?

[02:41:26] Guys, this guy is a loser. Tell the guy to go away, bro. Simple as that. The guy's a loser.

[02:41:36] I'm gonna... I'm dead-ass gonna join the UFC.

[02:41:42] I'm dead-ass gonna join the UFC. One of the greatest missions you'll ever see.

[02:41:46] Do you guys watch UFC a lot?

[02:41:48] Bro, a lot of my friends from high school, a lot of my friends from high school used to always, always watch UFC.

[02:41:55] And I never got into it. Never.

[02:41:58] I feel like I was a loser because I didn't.

[02:41:59] Hey, everybody, welcome back to another technique break.

[02:42:02] The best UFC submissions.

[02:42:04] I'm skipping pass, bro. Come on.

[02:42:06] The mouse is dominating.

[02:42:07] Okay, I don't feel like watching this, bro.

[02:42:08] Give me this double.

[02:42:09] Like, bro, show me something.

[02:42:11] Show me something with quick, bro.

[02:42:13] I need something quick.

[02:42:14] My eyes can't handle this.

[02:42:16] It is in the building and these guys just flapping guns.

[02:42:20] No, not like in a man.

[02:42:21] In many ways.

[02:42:21] Oh, this one. 28 seconds. Perfect.

[02:42:23] If you can get through this next two minutes, it'll be a moral victory

[02:42:27] How many guys?

[02:42:31] Whoa

[02:42:34] Go back

[02:42:36] In many ways if you can get through this next two minutes, it'll be a moral victory

[02:42:40] How many guys?

[02:42:43] The other video I hate this Jack. Okay, you know what? Hey guys, I'm Steve Romoto. Let's get straight into the reaction. Let's do it

[02:42:53] Wait, that's the cancel, I'm not canceling, Jake Paul's opponent.

[02:42:58] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[02:43:00] What is the point of hitting someone when they're knocked out?

[02:43:04] Isn't that how you kill someone?

[02:43:17] That's legal? Oh, hell no.

[02:43:23] Wait, can you imagine paying thousands and thousands of dollars to go to one of these events and it ends in five seconds?

[02:43:40] That's like paying thousands of dollars to stay more or no no or five dollars a month and then I just scream for ten minutes

[02:43:47] McGregor versus O'Dell the notorious Connor McGregor black trunks for the champion

[02:43:52] and Jose Aldo Juneau.

[02:43:54] Connor relaxed and smiling.

[02:43:56] Whoa!

[02:43:57] He sucked it!

[02:43:58] I fell!

[02:43:59] I'm in the way!

[02:44:00] I'm in the way!

[02:44:01] I'm in the way!

[02:44:02] Go out there!

[02:44:03] Bail away, champion of the world!

[02:44:05] Oh!

[02:44:06] Unbelievable!

[02:44:07] I've never been knocked out.

[02:44:09] Does it hurt?

[02:44:10] Bull!

[02:44:11] Oh my God!

[02:44:15] Unbelievable!

[02:44:16] Why did I see someone?

[02:44:17] Oh, man, fuck.

[02:44:18] Why did I see someone on my phone?

[02:44:20] The first punch he threw!

[02:44:23] In the 50 months.

[02:44:29] I lowkey miss Conor McGregor.

[02:44:31] But I didn't he do some weird shit right now.

[02:44:37] How the fuck do you say that first name?

[02:44:44] Wait, was it Rampage Jackson?

[02:44:46] I said is as in in the UFC or my stupid

[02:45:00] He streams now would he be able to knock me out you think quickly

[02:45:16] I don't want to watch you

[02:45:22] Did I see the Dean clips yo, I'm not even kidding. I haven't even lied for that

[02:45:25] I saw one of them that his roof came off his

[02:45:29] His car. I didn't see actual clip. What happened

[02:45:33] Go to UFC 326 with Lacey. What is that? Is Lacey going?

[02:45:42] Uf3 UFC

[02:45:44] Wait, what is this?

[02:45:53] He got invited.

[02:45:55] Hey, Griff.

[02:45:57] Good evening, Ron.

[02:45:58] March 7th.

[02:46:01] Can I go to UFC 326?

[02:46:08] Are you dead?

[02:46:15] Wait.

[02:46:20] Maybe he lost service?

[02:46:27] Hello?

[02:46:28] Hey.

[02:46:29] Can you hear me?

[02:46:31] I can hear you.

[02:46:32] March 6th or 7th.

[02:46:35] Can I go to UFC 326?

[02:46:37] March. Next week. Oh yeah, I guess. Well, like in two weeks, yeah. No, it's next, not

[02:46:49] this Friday. It's the Friday afternoon. Wait, what? It says March. I know. March is next

[02:46:57] week. No, it's not dumbass. How is it not next week? Okay, technically it's March first

[02:47:06] next week. Correct. In one week from today, it's March. I didn't know. Well, technically it would be

[02:47:12] in a week in like five days. Well, the flight will, yeah, but next week is March. So that's crazy.

[02:47:19] There's only 28 days. Yeah, I learned something every day, right? I can talk. I know who to talk to

[02:47:28] about this. Can you see if I could go? Are you trying to, what are you trying to do there? If I

[02:47:34] I could do if I can stream I'd love to shoot but if you can get me front row. Oh my days

[02:47:41] Wait, they're saying Lacey streaming it

[02:47:47] What do you want to do there I want to stream there if I can this is fire

[02:47:52] I've never been to a UFC fight really like front

[02:47:57] Front row is for important people not you what?

[02:48:00] Lacey got invited by Dana White?

[02:48:04] Wait, Griff, can you ask Dana if he needs a plus one?

[02:48:12] Yeah, Dana needs a plus one?

[02:48:16] Yeah.

[02:48:17] Yeah, sure.

[02:48:18] All right, let me see what's up.

[02:48:21] Okay, bet, let me know.

[02:48:23] Okay, bye.

[02:48:25] Oh

[02:48:29] Larry wheels slaps Dean the great cuz he got too close

[02:48:34] Wait, this is what everyone was talking about. I saw a clip of his convertible falling off. That's it. Hey, hey, don't be mad

[02:48:47] Lacey stream Lacey stream

[02:48:55] Tell this weirdo to take his life

[02:49:19] This is why you can't give attention to just anybody they will drag it forever buddy

[02:49:25] Your 30 seconds on stream was good content like what else do you want?

[02:49:32] Do you want a contract?

[02:49:45] He wants his $33 guess what bro, I gave you $33 away

[02:49:55] I can't get a call from Ron, but I can't do it.

[02:49:58] What? Right there?

[02:49:59] The reason I can't do that is because you in Ron's business is you in Ron's business.

[02:50:03] Thank you Stephen, for your song, bro.

[02:50:06] Wait, so you gave him $30 cash.

[02:50:08] Yeah, $30 cash. 29 a million.

[02:50:11] And he gave you a box.

[02:50:14] An empty box.

[02:50:16] It was a mystery box.

[02:50:17] Yeah, that was a mystery box.

[02:50:18] There you go. That's fair.

[02:50:19] That's a mystery box.

[02:50:20] That's fair.

[02:50:21] Come on.

[02:50:23] So you call me this way.

[02:50:24] It was a mystery box.

[02:50:25] $30 for a mystery box.

[02:50:27] It was a mystery box.

[02:50:29] Yep.

[02:50:29] And he's up in there.

[02:50:30] There's Aaron there.

[02:50:31] That's a mystery box.

[02:50:32] And he's standing behind me.

[02:50:33] That's a mystery box.

[02:50:34] Wait, they're saying he's watching right now.

[02:50:36] I didn't watch for it.

[02:50:36] Oh, brother.

[02:50:37] I need my fucking 30, Ron.

[02:50:38] Yeah, you know what you want to eat?

[02:50:39] I'm just trading.

[02:50:40] What are you fucking loser?

[02:50:41] You're looking for a mystery box in bottom history.

[02:50:43] But 30 for nothing?

[02:50:45] That's a mystery.

[02:50:45] Even if I got like a labubu on behalf of you.

[02:50:49] Give him a tab cap and tell him to get a job, bro.

[02:50:51] The Lord was in that room.

[02:50:52] Goddamn.

[02:50:54] No, I don't need it from you. I can't work with it.

[02:50:56] It's false. This is white puffer. No, this is white du-rac.

[02:50:59] No, white du-rac.

[02:51:01] I mean, listen, then, maybe if Lauren wants that to make it right,

[02:51:05] but in my opinion...

[02:51:06] Make it right!

[02:51:08] It's a mystery box!

[02:51:10] You paid the price and the mystery was nothing!

[02:51:13] It's called a profit! It's a profit!

[02:51:16] I don't think you're gonna get that 3.

[02:51:17] I'm getting that 3.

[02:51:18] I don't think you're gonna get that 3.

[02:51:19] I don't think you're gonna get that 3.

[02:51:20] Russell's calling me. He said we have to go back.

[02:51:23] Russell?

[02:51:23] Yeah, so we have to go back.

[02:51:26] Hey, so thank you, though.

[02:51:27] Nice to meet you, nice to meet you.

[02:51:28] Congrats on the mystery box.

[02:51:30] Hey, you two have to take one, right?

[02:51:31] You too.

[02:51:31] If you want to, I'll just put my helmet on.

[02:51:33] Yeah, of course, bro.

[02:51:36] Jeez, Louise.

[02:51:37] Listen to me.

[02:51:38] Listen, you have to untie the grip.

[02:51:40] Yeah.

[02:51:40] Oh.

[02:51:41] Jump.

[02:51:42] Oh.

[02:51:42] Listen to me.

[02:51:43] Listen, you have to untie the grip.

[02:51:45] Yeah.

[02:51:45] Oh.

[02:51:49] Oh.

[02:51:51] Yo, the more I think about it, Loki, when I got slapped,

[02:51:54] you gotta give me credit where credit is due.

[02:51:57] I, Loki, didn't fall to the ground, bro.

[02:51:59] I'm Loki not that much of a pussy.

[02:52:01] Now that we think about it, give me credit where credit is due.

[02:52:03] I didn't fall to the ground.

[02:52:05] If I'm 200 gifted.

[02:52:06] Whoa!

[02:52:09] Whoa, 200 gifted.

[02:52:10] Oh, my God, that felt good.

[02:52:12] Hey, Dean.

[02:52:12] Come on now, you getting shit on?

[02:52:14] Yeah, yeah.

[02:52:14] I'll leave you for that fucking moment.

[02:52:15] Dean, hey, gift him 100 for me, nigga.

[02:52:18] Gift him 100 for me.

[02:52:19] What the fuck?

[02:52:22] How do you just get hit by a man and sit there

[02:52:24] and do nothing, bro?

[02:52:24] I could not relate to this.

[02:52:26] That was a real ass slap.

[02:52:26] Like, hit him back.

[02:52:28] Hey, give it to the nigga.

[02:52:29] Hey, give it to him.

[02:52:31] I only know how to do it.

[02:52:32] Well, maybe you can please go already,

[02:52:33] but if this happens again.

[02:52:34] Man, I'm just thinking,

[02:52:35] you know what he's thinking,

[02:52:36] he just fucking slapped me, bro.

[02:52:37] Yeah, man.

[02:52:38] Hey.

[02:52:39] I'm good, bro, I'm good.

[02:52:40] No, no.

[02:52:41] This one is worse.

[02:52:43] There was another.

[02:52:44] Oh, I did, I think I saw this one.

[02:52:46] X UFC fighter elbowing me for the clip

[02:52:48] knowing I'm intoxicated, I ate bet.

[02:52:51] 15,000 comments, I've never seen some shit like this.

[02:52:58] Oh my.

[02:53:06] I'm not gonna lie, this is fake pussy though.

[02:53:09] Like I feel like if you're gonna hit someone,

[02:53:10] at least make it fair, like at least be like,

[02:53:13] I bet I'm gonna hit you and then punch him.

[02:53:15] I mean, this is just a cheap shot.

[02:53:18] What's the context?

[02:53:23] All I've read on the context is I was intoxicated.

[02:53:26] I bet.

[02:53:29] He threatened it?

[02:53:30] Wait, what'd he do?

[02:53:31] Nice to meet you, bro.

[02:53:33] Oh, wait.

[02:53:34] Here's the full clip.

[02:53:35] I don't know who I am.

[02:53:36] I don't know why you lying.

[02:53:37] You definitely know who the fuck I am.

[02:53:39] Wait, who is this guy?

[02:53:40] You don't know me?

[02:53:41] I don't know you.

[02:53:42] You definitely know me.

[02:53:43] Nice to meet you, guys.

[02:53:44] I don't be lying because girls around and shit. You definitely know me bro. Not even know some disrespect and shit

[02:53:59] I did but I'll slap the stuff, you know

[02:54:05] No, I'll put you I'll make you another clip. I'll do that

[02:54:14] Oh, okay. Come on.

[02:54:16] No.

[02:54:18] Oh.

[02:54:20] Oh.

[02:54:22] Oh.

[02:54:24] Oh, okay. Come on.

[02:54:26] No, I gotta see the full clap.

[02:54:28] Oh.

[02:54:30] Does he end up actually hitting him in the head or no?

[02:54:34] Oh.

[02:54:38] Did he do any damage or no?

[02:54:40] Zero damage?

[02:54:42] no way I gotta see another clip I gotta see the damage that bad this has to be

[02:54:56] an industry plant shit now this is like humiliation rituals there's like too much

[02:54:59] at once

[02:55:02] oh brother oh fucking brother you know you're doing bad when you're in the same

[02:55:14] pocket as Nina Lynn on fucking Twitter Jesus Christ where's the one where his

[02:55:19] top comes off bro that shit is actually funny that was a good one

[02:55:25] Wait, where is the- I need to see that clip.

[02:55:36] I need to see that one.

[02:55:37] What the fuck is that noise?

[02:55:38] Oh.

[02:55:39] Like how the fuck- how the fuck was that even-

[02:55:51] Like how the fuck, how the fuck does that even, I've never seen this happen today in my life.

[02:55:59] What's that noise?

[02:56:02] This has to be staged, no?

[02:56:06] Oh.

[02:56:08] Oh.

[02:56:10] Oh.

[02:56:14] No, bruh.

[02:56:16] That's so fake.

[02:56:17] If my roof came off of a convertible that I had a convertible sports car on God

[02:56:22] I'm saying something aggressive and I'm pit maneuvering the family to my left in the other lane. I don't care

[02:56:31] And then he drives away from it like doesn't even pull over nothing

[02:56:35] Wait, I'm like so uncultured so rampage rampage Jackson was a UFC fighter before he was a streamer

[02:56:50] He went back to get it

[02:56:52] Oh

[02:57:01] So he would beat the shit out of me

[02:57:11] Imagine being such a legend bro and then hanging out with Jack Dordy come on rampage. Let's do something in real life

[02:57:16] Let's go do some bro. Let's go give back to the community

[02:57:19] It's almost impossible to take Winston Jackson down and he ends up in the closed guard.

[02:57:23] He's gonna go...

[02:57:26] He's gonna go...

[02:57:28] Wait!

[02:57:29] Oh my god, he's the one who threatened to beat me and laced me up, no?

[02:57:34] Shoke area there.

[02:57:35] No, it's dangerous.

[02:57:36] He's gotta get out of the drive.

[02:57:37] Oh dad, I told you!

[02:57:38] Oh my god!

[02:57:39] No, no, no, no.

[02:57:40] I'm sorry.

[02:57:41] I don't care how much money...

[02:57:42] First of all, these guys, he can't be getting paid that much money.

[02:57:44] I'm talking like 10 million, 20 million, right?

[02:57:46] There's no way, right?

[02:57:47] Just so I don't sound stupid.

[02:57:48] to be honest with you if you don't get paid at least 100 mil I don't even know

[02:57:52] if 100 met bro you'll die

[02:57:54] they'll have a show carry there maybe $10,000

[02:57:58] oh it's dangerous he's got to get out right bro

[02:58:01] oh my

[02:58:04] oh my

[02:58:08] yeah I'm gonna be honest with you bro

[02:58:17] I want to join the UFC. I'm ready

[02:58:27] Check E-Rob

[02:58:33] 52,000 viewers playing Dark Souls

[02:58:39] Wait is your um your bounty. Yeah, bro. I think that's probably fraud if I do that do you want a collab?

[02:58:47] 52,000 viewers I want a low-key collab with him 91 K

[02:59:13] I said that raid

[02:59:16] Wait, this is streamer of the year now

[02:59:22] W5 months, thank you

[02:59:34] You think you're up likes his life, bro

[02:59:36] Like this background just looks depressing and why is this camera so fucking tiny goddamn

[02:59:43] Why does he have like a kid's bed like you have a hundred to five hundred thousand dollars every single fuck a month, bro

[02:59:50] And you're sitting here with the kids bed. Oh

[02:59:53] It's his daughter's room. Oh my piece of shit. I thought this was his bedroom

[02:59:58] Wait, why is he playing Dark Souls 2 is this game hard?

[03:00:01] you're a jackass I thought it was his bed shut up when he fell off 60,000 viewers

[03:00:13] the phone you and him have the same voice lines you already asked this site shut the

[03:00:19] Fuck up, bro. Where is Silky?

[03:00:38] Order up?

[03:00:40] I want to become a UFC fighter.

[03:00:45] Winning the U.C. title versus beating an out-and-ring boss.

[03:00:49] He gets the first cover!

[03:00:51] Yes!

[03:00:53] Woo!

[03:00:55] Let's go, Betty!

[03:00:57] Let's go!

[03:00:59] Yeah.

[03:01:01] Yeah.

[03:01:03] That's on the Gramm channel.

[03:01:05] I think yesterday Lacey and I...

[03:01:07] Lacey was crashing out.

[03:01:09] 177,000 viewers.

[03:01:11] Except from Lacey.

[03:01:13] And Lacey was crashing out.

[03:01:15] Oh, wow.

[03:01:17] That's the guy, huh? Okay.

[03:01:23] He's such a mystery.

[03:01:28] Oh, yeah, I can't watch this show. I'm going down a rabbit hole right now.

[03:01:30] This is like when I watched disabled sports. Who did that, bro?

[03:01:33] Who was there for that when I reacted to disabled sports?

[03:01:38] This!

[03:01:43] Is he almost on the way back?

[03:01:47] What's up, dawg? How you doing?

[03:01:49] Bro, I don't even have my GLE anymore.

[03:01:53] So I only have my Porsche.

[03:01:55] LACE!

[03:01:57] I don't know if I'm doing a long IRL.

[03:01:59] I just want to walk around real quick.

[03:02:00] I want to see if there's anyone here.

[03:02:01] Is Adapt streaming?

[03:02:03] Yo, what is Adapt?

[03:02:05] I feel like Adapt doesn't stream anymore when I'm live, bro.

[03:02:08] Like, where is he?

[03:02:10] Every time I'm live, I never see him, bro.

[03:02:11] I feel like no one's here.

[03:02:17] Wait, before we even start, is anybody even here?

[03:02:25] No, I'm just gonna go over to the center and we'll just go over there.

[03:02:29] Where's Adapt?

[03:02:30] I don't know.

[03:02:31] I did not get code rated.

[03:02:32] Did you get it?

[03:02:33] No, I mean there's nobody fucking here.

[03:02:43] AdaptSparks at night now?

[03:02:44] Adapt!

[03:02:45] My dad used to go live every day before anyone.

[03:02:48] No, Gilbert!

[03:02:50] I don't know where he is.

[03:02:51] He actually is not down there.

[03:02:52] We were in the food and then he went and fed it.

[03:02:54] Gilbert!

[03:02:58] I've got a pee.

[03:03:01] Can you talk to my chat real quick?

[03:03:03] Yeah, I've got a pee.

[03:03:04] Where are you dad?

[03:03:05] It's gonna come out.

[03:03:06] I'm gonna see, wait, let's see if they can hear it, right?

[03:03:10] Hold on, let me know if you can hear it.

[03:03:12] All right.

[03:03:14] Ready?

[03:03:15] go yes obviously we hear it yes can y'all hear it can y'all hear it wait spam it spam it

[03:03:32] Yeah, they hear it. They say they hear it. They say it's something you're...

[03:03:43] Yo, Tim Luca, thanks for the five, bro! Yes! On God! On God! There's a crazy echo when

[03:03:56] you're in there. There's a crazy echo when you're in there, when you're yelling.

[03:04:00] My bathroom is an echo. Chad, are these worth dropping? Look, I feel like you guys should

[03:04:08] just like cancel all of your, but you should just like stop all production.

[03:04:12] This is like Navy. I'm not washing my hands, bro. This is like a Navy color. It's just

[03:04:16] some samples. Everything kind of sells out, but like this, this one a lot of

[03:04:21] people want. I think this is the last one before we move on. This is the only one

[03:04:25] we have right now but like bro I feel like why do people want this so bad

[03:04:29] it's the pink one I like this one a lot but like it was like talked about so

[03:04:34] much what is that this one's so nice this is like the last of the design that

[03:04:45] we're doing now we're moving on. I love this one. So there's nobody fucking here?

[03:04:53] No. The ghost house. Bro, can I be honest with you? Of course. I actually started to

[03:04:59] iron out. I know we should do right now. And I've been meaning to do this. I think

[03:05:04] I'm gonna do the first ever closet clean out. I need to get rid of everything in

[03:05:10] my room. If we're gonna be moving soon, bro, I low key need to get rid of a bunch

[03:05:14] shit that I don't use anymore. And honestly, I think I get it out and then I either put it in

[03:05:19] the trash or I give it away to viewers. I'm not going to do garage sale, I'm not doing any of that.

[03:05:23] I literally just going to take it out. I might as well do it on stream, I might as well get paid,

[03:05:28] fax or no. Maybe I'll take it. Give away. Deal. Bro, you guys tell me to stream. I stream.

[03:05:36] Anything I do, you guys can play. I'm not kidding. I got to stop reading negativity, bro.

[03:05:39] I gotta look at these people saying W. That's what I have to read. Thank you, bro. Thank you. I

[03:05:46] Want to the gym today. I look good bro. Oh

[03:05:54] Oh, I'll lie you know what I found out and ladies you know what I found out show

[03:05:58] There do I found out?

[03:06:01] So I found out once again

[03:06:05] Oh, you're gonna be you're gonna notice so you know the people that want stuff for my sub account stuff

[03:06:09] You know everyone got like clothing and everything. That's what I should doubt. I don't want to say names in case I get sued

[03:06:18] Oh, no, he fucked up one and then I had people have faded

[03:06:23] You know I had people at faded out. Well, I get ready for this. I found out today. I

[03:06:29] Had people at faded. I'm just saying faded. I

[03:06:33] Paid them to do something for me. I

[03:06:35] I never saw the day so the people who want shit I'm going to personally

[03:06:42] Apologize and I'm going to send you a bunch of shit and the item that you want

[03:06:46] I wasted ten thousand dollars and then fifteen thousand dollars. I've wasted twenty five thousand dollars so far

[03:06:53] I'm talking like down the gutter. I'm going I'm never gonna see it again

[03:06:57] Yes, and I found that out about three days ago while I was in London

[03:07:00] But everyone who got clothes I sent it

[03:07:07] Illuminati triangle guys stop putting a loop. This is not gay

[03:07:11] Good luck. So why can't you sue? I guess I'm gonna sue with a person who has unlimited money. Are you ready?

[03:07:19] Yeah

[03:07:23] Okay, hey y'all, how y'all doing name stable Renato

[03:07:27] You guys probably heard of me on the YouTube's, the Twitch, whatever it might be.

[03:07:32] Guys, today I'm doing, it's not really a crazy IRL.

[03:07:35] I'm gonna be honest with you, there's no one at the house.

[03:07:37] I don't know what the fuck's going on.

[03:07:38] I think everyone literally just doesn't.

[03:07:40] Like, I don't know.

[03:07:41] Like, what is the point of getting a new house?

[03:07:43] We don't even like, no one's, no one's, like...

[03:07:46] Gilbert!

[03:07:49] I can't even show the kitchen.

[03:07:51] What is it?

[03:07:52] What?

[03:07:53] Who's in there?

[03:07:54] Who's in there?

[03:07:56] I hear footsteps, hello?

[03:08:06] Ray?

[03:08:09] Is everything okay?

[03:08:18] Gilbert?

[03:08:19] I tell you, I actually don't know where you are.

[03:08:21] I don't know where anyone is.

[03:08:22] I'm actually, I'm not kidding.

[03:08:24] I swear to God, I'm out of starting a group of my viewers.

[03:08:26] I'm dead serious.

[03:08:28] I swear to God.

[03:08:29] I swear to God.

[03:08:31] Like, Lacey's fucking, where's Lacey at, bro?

[03:08:34] Middle of the fuck, no.

[03:08:37] All right, we need to start cleaning.

[03:08:39] Bro, I need to get rid of a bunch of shit.

[03:08:41] Like, look at my room.

[03:08:43] There's actually too much shit.

[03:08:44] Like, I'm dead ass.

[03:08:45] Okay, if I'm gonna move,

[03:08:47] like I need to get rid of a bunch of shit.

[03:08:49] This is for you too.

[03:08:50] Like, let me know what I should do with all this stuff.

[03:08:52] Like look how much shoes I have.

[03:08:54] I'm gonna be honest with you,

[03:08:56] there's so much clothes that I don't need

[03:08:58] and shoes that I don't need.

[03:08:59] I need to clean.

[03:09:00] Like is this good to do on stream or should I do this

[03:09:02] off stream?

[03:09:03] It could be entertaining.

[03:09:04] I just know about doing it cause I'm like.

[03:09:07] Bro, you don't have to like fully do it on stream.

[03:09:09] No, I need to get rid of like shoes, bro.

[03:09:11] Like I'm not kidding.

[03:09:13] What are these?

[03:09:14] Can someone tell me are these worth keeping?

[03:09:15] These are Travis Scott's.

[03:09:17] I didn't have to wear these.

[03:09:19] I don't like I don't wear these

[03:09:23] These apparently are worth a lot of money. These are probably worth thousand dollars. I don't wear these

[03:09:29] I've never worn these

[03:09:32] What else bro, these are my sub-a-thon shoes, I don't wear these

[03:09:39] Never in a day have I worn these I think these were a gift

[03:09:44] These aren't even mine are these raised like this is like a size 15

[03:09:49] I guess Ray's shoe again another size 15

[03:09:56] What the actual fuck are these?

[03:09:59] Wait bro, I have so much shit in my closet

[03:10:02] What the fuck am I gonna wear these with like bro? Do you think kids would actually want this?

[03:10:07] I think people would want it. Yeah, but like I think that should move his house

[03:10:11] Like do you think if I sold this I can actually sell these make if I went to cool kicks or something?

[03:10:15] Okay, so I went to like somewhere to give shoes though. How much money do they give me that I don't know

[03:10:20] I guess I don't know shit about shoes

[03:10:24] Like I feel like I should do that on stream but like I need to wait for my car because we can't fit all this in my Porsche

[03:10:33] Yo chap, right LP over I'm missing a viral content right now. I know by doing this. That's my bad

[03:10:39] What do they say they want this shit?

[03:10:41] Uh, like I'm not kidding, like, I'm not even trying to be funny, I actually need to do, like, uh, not a garage sale, like I did I think just throw shit away if people don't want it, like, I don't know what I'm actually doing, this is like too much shoes, I don't wear these.

[03:10:59] I mean you almost threw away your fucking off lights in London.

[03:11:02] Yeah I almost threw away my off white Jordans, am I a piece of shit?

[03:11:05] Bro, I'm just like, am I, anyone else just like,

[03:11:08] bro like, I don't wear these anymore.

[03:11:10] Like I literally, where is it?

[03:11:11] I had no shoes.

[03:11:12] I had those little ones.

[03:11:14] Chad, does anyone just like,

[03:11:16] realize they have so much shoes that it's a waste of time?

[03:11:19] What are they saying?

[03:11:21] They're saying donate them, all made, I want.

[03:11:24] Yeah, let me donate this to a homeless person

[03:11:26] to get fucking robbed.

[03:11:27] Like they're gonna get robbed, I mean, like,

[03:11:29] yeah, let me, yo homeless dude, do you want these off lights?

[03:11:32] Yeah, bro, I guess, I guess that's smart to do.

[03:11:35] Fucking dinguses.

[03:11:37] Oh my God.

[03:11:38] Bro, look how deep.

[03:11:40] Everything is, like, bro, what are these?

[03:11:45] Oh, these are classics.

[03:11:47] When I won FNCS, this is the first shoe I bought.

[03:11:51] Wow.

[03:11:52] This is literally game-worn, stable-word auto shoes.

[03:11:55] This is, I'll never sell these.

[03:11:56] This is like the first thing I bought.

[03:11:58] Size seven.

[03:12:01] Yes.

[03:12:02] I'm just kidding.

[03:12:03] This is size eight.

[03:12:04] which is still, you know.

[03:12:06] But bro, this is a good show.

[03:12:08] I love these.

[03:12:10] I'm not gonna lie, I look like you got a style with these.

[03:12:12] I miss these.

[03:12:13] Is this good or bad?

[03:12:14] What are they saying?

[03:12:16] Mmm.

[03:12:17] They're saying what?

[03:12:20] Well, I got really good news.

[03:12:22] Oh, I'm listening.

[03:12:23] Like really good news.

[03:12:24] I'm listening.

[03:12:25] It appears you're going extremely viral right now.

[03:12:28] Ha ha ha ha.

[03:12:30] You get us lying.

[03:12:34] Oh my god.

[03:12:40] Are you dead ass?

[03:12:42] Wait, I'm at 40,000 viewers.

[03:12:45] Wait, I'm at 43,000.

[03:12:51] They're saying I got a neon raid.

[03:12:54] Wait, dead ass?

[03:12:58] Who raided me?

[03:13:00] Tyson that raid

[03:13:03] XQC raid

[03:13:06] 47,000

[03:13:09] Are you serious oh

[03:13:13] My god, oh my god, I had a call I had a call people

[03:13:18] Bro

[03:13:20] Who did Mario upload a clip that went viral and confused?

[03:13:23] YAH YAH YAH Lazy!

[03:13:28] What's up?

[03:13:29] I'm at 50k viewers!

[03:13:31] No shot!

[03:13:32] I'm at 54,000!

[03:13:34] Oh my god, you're going viral!

[03:13:37] Oh my god, they're saying I'm getting...

[03:13:39] Can you rate me?

[03:13:40] Can you rate me?

[03:13:41] Can you rate me?

[03:13:42] Bro, do I run ads?

[03:13:44] Yeah, run an ad.

[03:13:45] Can you rate me?

[03:13:46] You want me to rate you?

[03:13:48] Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, rate me, rate me, rate me.

[03:13:51] Well, I'm going so far, I'm about to give a speech and everything.

[03:13:55] Congratulations, bro, you deserve it, man.

[03:13:58] Hopefully, someone's gonna be at 100k, bro, I can feel it.

[03:14:00] Really?

[03:14:01] Wait, how did you know I got 60,000?

[03:14:04] I'm just telling you, bro, pretty soon we're gonna be at 100k.

[03:14:08] Congratulations, bro.

[03:14:09] Thank you, bro.

[03:14:10] You made it, kid.

[03:14:11] Thank you.

[03:14:12] Wait, what's that one website?

[03:14:13] Or what's that one song with the speech shit?

[03:14:15] What's that?

[03:14:16] What's that?

[03:14:17] What's that?

[03:14:18] What's that?

[03:14:19] What's that?

[03:14:20] The song with the speech shift.

[03:14:22] The song with the speech shift.

[03:14:24] What is it? What is it?

[03:14:26] What is it?

[03:14:28] Flawed mangoes.

[03:14:31] Oh my god, I got 63,000.

[03:14:33] Oh, a KC inspirational quote.

[03:14:42] Guys, I'm not kidding.

[03:14:44] Never in my life would I ever like...

[03:14:47] Listen, I knew we were gonna make a chat.

[03:14:50] But I'm dead serious.

[03:14:52] This is a different level of making it.

[03:14:54] This is like...

[03:14:55] This is dead ass what I cried for.

[03:14:57] Like I'm serious bro.

[03:14:59] Like I worked my ass off.

[03:15:03] I did y'all. Everyone told me.

[03:15:05] You're not gonna do shit. You're never gonna average.

[03:15:17] You never gonna average.

[03:15:18] Okay, I got tears, bro.

[03:15:21] You never go average anything to a desktop stream, to an IRL stream.

[03:15:26] I'm at 64,000 viewers.

[03:15:29] I'm at 85,000!

[03:15:33] I'm at 85,000!

[03:15:37] I'm at 85,000!

[03:15:41] I'm on a new fucking level, bro!

[03:15:47] I'm like a stonist right now, bro. This is like this is everything I pray for bro. I'm dead ass

[03:15:54] This is everything I prayed for this is everything I worked for

[03:15:58] Listen the rule in life is

[03:16:02] Never ever count yourself out always believe in yourself

[03:16:07] Never give up when times are low. Let's get lower

[03:16:10] Enjoy the failure, enjoy the hate, enjoy the moment of life when it hits you, bro.

[03:16:23] Because you never know when your ups gonna happen.

[03:16:26] Right now, man, 87,000 viewers.

[03:16:29] I've never seen this before on a random IRL.

[03:16:34] This is some shit no one would get.

[03:16:36] Nobody.

[03:16:39] For now one I miss the 90,000

[03:16:45] 90,000 oh my god

[03:16:50] I'll miss the 90,000 dog. I really say smile, bro

[03:17:00] Oh my god

[03:17:02] Oh my god, the way they're saying, maybe by Jack Thordy, Neon and Lois, we are confused!

[03:17:18] Holy fuck!

[03:17:20] Oh my god!

[03:17:29] I'm at 103,000

[03:17:36] I gotta call my Twitch trap

[03:17:39] I gotta call my Twitch people bruh, this is amazing

[03:17:44] This is fucking amazing

[03:17:48] I hit 100,000

[03:17:56] Oh my god, this is so fire

[03:17:59] It's Sunday, too. He buy us all.

[03:18:03] I'm out of 111,000.

[03:18:07] Oh my God.

[03:18:11] Dude, we've made it.

[03:18:15] I'm not kidding. We made it, chat. I'm dead ass. We made it.

[03:18:19] I'm dead ass. We fucking made it. We. We dead ass made it.

[03:18:23] This is actually like, this is crazy.

[03:18:27] This is crazy. This is crazy, bro.

[03:18:30] I never thought of a game I left where you get 100,000 viewers doing some randomness.

[03:18:34] This is like a new level, bro. Like, we're the next streamer. I'm dead-ass.

[03:18:38] Like, do you understand you're laughing and you're giggling, bro?

[03:18:40] Bro, we are the next streamer. Like, kids are gonna look up to this, like...

[03:18:48] Only 25,000 chatters?

[03:18:50] Bro, Noties just went out. Relax, bro.

[03:18:53] Noties just dead-ass went out. What are you talking about, bro? Just give it a second.

[03:18:56] Wait for the chatter stop date, bro.

[03:18:58] Like, what are you talking about, bro?

[03:19:00] Bro, what if someone popular posted about me?

[03:19:05] Like, this is all coming in at once.

[03:19:07] It's viral, man.

[03:19:08] Like, what do you think was it? Like, what was it?

[03:19:10] It's part of the closet-cleaving segment, man.

[03:19:14] Dead ass people love this segment?

[03:19:16] Yeah, it's going down.

[03:19:17] Wait, Chad, did this many people come from the segment?

[03:19:20] Wait, are you dead ass?

[03:19:27] Dude, what are they saying?

[03:19:33] I came from the closet segment, 130k, I mean bro, I don't even, you mind if we go outside

[03:19:40] real quick?

[03:19:41] What's the matter?

[03:19:50] Listen, bro, your life can be bad, your life can be good.

[03:20:00] One thing is, bro, you just can't quit. 130,000 years.

[03:20:05] Bro, fuck the SPJ. Fuck the Ferrari. Fuck all that, bro.

[03:20:11] We've made it to bigger things. We're talking Bugatti's. We're talking Laferrari's. We're talking Pagani's.

[03:20:19] We're talking like levels, bro. Like, levels, bro! Like, this is it! This is new us!

[03:20:26] Like...

[03:20:28] I love you, bro.

[03:20:30] Come on, give me some.

[03:20:35] It's crazy.

[03:20:36] It's actually crazy.

[03:20:37] I'm not kidding.

[03:20:38] I'm like, like shaking bro.

[03:20:39] Can you see my hand?

[03:20:40] Do you want to show them?

[03:20:41] Like, I'm like...

[03:20:42] Thank God I can't do this.

[03:20:44] Yeah.

[03:20:45] Okay.

[03:20:46] What?

[03:20:47] You're just going so far.

[03:20:49] Oh, God.

[03:20:50] 142,000.

[03:20:51] I heard it.

[03:20:52] Oh, my God.

[03:20:53] 142,000?

[03:20:54] How many chatters do we have?

[03:20:55] Is this real or bot?

[03:20:56] I'm confused.

[03:20:57] How many chatters do we have?

[03:21:01] Is this real or bots?

[03:21:04] I'm confused.

[03:21:05] How many chatters?

[03:21:15] How many?

[03:21:16] There is currently 26,000 people in chat, but that's got to be bugged.

[03:21:20] It's got to be bugged.

[03:21:21] We don't have 26,000 chatters.

[03:21:22] There's no way.

[03:21:23] I don't believe it.

[03:21:24] We have 150.

[03:21:25] No, this just went over.

[03:21:26] Okay, I don't believe it.

[03:21:27] I deadass don't believe it.

[03:21:28] We don't have 26,000 people in the debt.

[03:21:30] Chat facts or no, there's a hundred,

[03:21:32] is there or is there not 150,000?

[03:21:35] I don't believe it, bro.

[03:21:37] Maybe everyone's on their TVs?

[03:21:39] Oh yeah, I'm sure.

[03:21:40] Is everyone on their Xbox?

[03:21:42] They don't get long as a chatter

[03:21:43] because they're watching on like

[03:21:43] console and TV. Wait, are you guys on a console?

[03:21:47] Bro, I fucking made it, like, people just love to hate.

[03:21:49] People love to hate when you're up.

[03:21:50] I've seen it all.

[03:21:51] I've deadass seen it all.

[03:21:53] No, no, no, go ahead guys.

[03:21:55] Go ahead guys.

[03:21:56] Make fun of me. See, look, people are saying they're in the PS4 as a shit.

[03:22:01] See, bro, I can get used to this. I'm not going to lie.

[03:22:06] I could get used to this, bro. Exclamation mark 2026 new peaks.

[03:22:11] Can we get a mod? Can we get a mod, bro? Please.

[03:22:14] Can we get a mod to add to command exclamation mark 2026 new peaks?

[03:22:19] Like, please maybe make a command like 100,000 average viewers on the fucking

[03:22:23] Classic cleaning segment, please please, bro

[03:22:28] Guys if you're new to the stream make sure to follow and sub up brothers 150,000 of you. Let's go. Oh my god

[03:22:44] This is I gotta call Lacey back

[03:22:53] I'm not gonna lie, dude, I'm retiring everyone.

[03:22:56] I'm dead serious, I'm retiring everyone.

[03:22:58] I swear to God.

[03:23:00] Wait.

[03:23:01] No.

[03:23:02] I don't know.

[03:23:03] Wait.

[03:23:14] Am I falling off in real time?

[03:23:16] I saw 50,000 viewers.

[03:23:19] You can do that, Adam.

[03:23:20] Are you sure?

[03:23:21] Yeah, that's down to me.

[03:23:23] Okay, 100,000, that's not bad, though.

[03:23:30] I'm still at 106,000.

[03:23:32] Wait.

[03:23:33] I just lost 120,000 viewers in Spanish.

[03:23:44] I just lost 120,000 viewers in a span of 30 seconds.

[03:23:54] Did I say something wrong?

[03:23:57] Wait, now they're saying I fell off.

[03:24:00] Oh man.

[03:24:02] I'm gone.

[03:24:14] Who would have thought, bro?

[03:24:37] 2023 when I fell off with 400 viewers everyone told me I'm leaving stream

[03:24:43] I'm now at $30,000 viewers if people are saying that I fell off. It's a no I just can't

[03:24:48] Mods exclamation mark 2026

[03:24:52] Point one for the update fell off

[03:24:55] minus 105,000 in less than 10 seconds

[03:25:00] Let me add that to there right now

[03:25:02] Exclamation mark, ad com, Exclamation mark 2026.1, fell off, lost 120k viewers in 4 seconds.

[03:25:17] Okay, you can come in, next minute of work, 226.

[03:25:36] I really thought that was our come up.

[03:25:38] I'm not kidding, I thought that was our breakout.

[03:25:40] I swear to God, I swear to God, I swear I thought that was our come up.

[03:25:44] I thought it was over.

[03:25:45] I literally thought we were gonna be like,

[03:25:47] I swear I thought we were gonna be the next big thing.

[03:25:50] I swear.

[03:25:53] I swear, bro.

[03:25:56] You know what I just thought of?

[03:25:58] Boosting the views, whoever just did that,

[03:26:00] brought in about 9,000 people.

[03:26:02] Cause I was at like 26,000, now I'm at 34.

[03:26:05] Is the technique to actually bot?

[03:26:09] Duh, some people are telling me it's on, bro.

[03:26:12] Should we tap in?

[03:26:13] Oh, no.

[03:26:15] Yeah, I know.

[03:26:17] Why do you have three chins?

[03:26:20] And then you're getting an angle of this?

[03:26:25] What are you doing?

[03:26:25] What is going on?

[03:26:31] Yep.

[03:26:32] What is this zoom in?

[03:26:36] Maybe Eddie was right, bro.

[03:26:38] Anyways, exhibition mark 2026, chat,

[03:26:40] and then exhibition mark 2026.1.

[03:26:43] Back to our shitty closet segment.

[03:26:44] Shitty!

[03:26:46] Does anyone want this shit or no?

[03:26:48] I'm dead ass.

[03:26:49] Does anybody here want this?

[03:26:51] I'm dead ass giving away clothes.

[03:26:53] I swear to God, bro.

[03:26:54] When I move, like, I'm so serious.

[03:26:57] All this is getting thrown away, probably.

[03:26:59] Or taken to, like, a store in a cell.

[03:27:01] I swear.

[03:27:01] Here's a Saeed.

[03:27:03] Oh, fuck Saeed!

[03:27:04] The fuck?

[03:27:06] Bro, I also bought this, like, months ago,

[03:27:08] and my viewers made fun of me saying I bought a purse,

[03:27:10] so I never used it.

[03:27:12] I swear, bro.

[03:27:13] Like bro, I bought this shit to literally use as like just a storage like I literally was just holding this

[03:27:20] Bro, they told me it was a purse. So I've never let's see a purse. I

[03:27:26] Swear, bro, so I've never used it. I'm about to throw this away too. Should I give this to Boba?

[03:27:32] Is that lame?

[03:27:34] Chat lame or no

[03:27:36] Me ask her. Should I just hype her up and then just hang up the phone?

[03:27:40] terrible boyfriend

[03:27:43] I'm gonna be honest with you.

[03:28:12] I've worn these like one time.

[03:28:14] These are fucking Balenciagas.

[03:28:16] Does any, any like losers want these?

[03:28:19] My bro, these are, these make me like so tall.

[03:28:21] I'm not even kidding.

[03:28:22] They make me like four inches taller.

[03:28:23] I swear.

[03:28:24] Every time I've worn these, I felt so tall.

[03:28:27] I was like, damn.

[03:28:28] There's those.

[03:28:31] What else do I got back here?

[03:28:34] I think that's it.

[03:28:35] Who's calling my fucking phone?

[03:28:36] Probably reads it already.

[03:28:37] Gilbert, I fuck with white purses.

[03:28:40] Nice.

[03:28:41] Do I care, Gilbert? God damn!

[03:28:44] These are a classic. I have these with clicks.

[03:28:46] This is a classic if anyone knows that photo.

[03:28:49] Bro.

[03:28:51] Look at-

[03:28:51] Go.

[03:28:53] This has been sitting in my closet...

[03:28:55] since I moved in. I actually-

[03:28:57] AHHHHH!

[03:28:59] FUCK!

[03:29:00] You ever like sit in silence when you just hurt yourself, or just cut my finger on the

[03:29:15] door.

[03:29:16] Oh, I don't know, that hurt.

[03:29:20] I actually don't know what's in this.

[03:29:22] Ever since I moved in there's been shit in here, I'm not kidding.

[03:29:25] I swear it, when I moved in.

[03:29:30] Booty shorts, not wearing these, garbage, dirty Air Force 1s, not wearing these, garbage.

[03:29:39] What even are these?

[03:29:42] Not wearing these, going away.

[03:29:44] Booty shorts number two, interesting.

[03:29:49] Balenciaga shoes that I've never worn, they're literally pristine.

[03:29:55] Literally never worn, I'm not even kidding, literally never worn.

[03:29:58] Are these fire, are these cool?

[03:30:01] They're comb.

[03:30:02] You think I should start wearing these?

[03:30:03] I kinda like them when they're chill.

[03:30:04] Wait, Lacey's going viral?

[03:30:08] Oh my God, no way my views.

[03:30:11] Hey, Lacey, that's what you got.

[03:30:15] Holy shit, 60K.

[03:30:17] 60K?

[03:30:22] Holy shit, bro.

[03:30:24] Wait, so all my viewers left?

[03:30:26] Mom, I made it! Mom, I made it!

[03:30:28] Kimmy's calling me.

[03:30:30] Hello?

[03:30:32] Can you please tell me?

[03:30:34] Yeah, what are you doing right now?

[03:30:36] I'm all in control, Jess.

[03:30:40] Does someone want this?

[03:30:44] What?

[03:30:46] I'm gonna be throwing it away. I'm cleaning my closet.

[03:30:49] What do you mean throwing it away?

[03:30:51] Like, I'm throwing away a bunch of shit that I don't use.

[03:30:54] Look at all these shoes.

[03:30:55] Don't turn them that way.

[03:30:57] Do you want it?

[03:30:59] Well, it's yours, but I'll be using this.

[03:31:03] No, do you wonder or not it's getting thrown away?

[03:31:05] Yes.

[03:31:07] What you gonna do for it, dog?

[03:31:11] What?

[03:31:12] You gonna shake this shit on me?

[03:31:15] Yeah, you're honest to care.

[03:31:16] All right.

[03:31:18] Who you with?

[03:31:20] Help! Help me! Help me! Help!

[03:31:22] Help! She has a gun!

[03:31:23] She has a gun! She has a gun!

[03:31:25] Everyone! She has a weapon!

[03:31:27] She has a weapon!

[03:31:31] These shoes!

[03:31:33] These are my basketball shoes. I'll keep these.

[03:31:35] Why not? In case I play basketball.

[03:31:41] Are these Jerusalem ones?

[03:31:43] What the fuck are these, bro?

[03:31:45] I've never worn these in my life.

[03:31:47] I think those came with them off there.

[03:31:49] I don't know what these are. These are supreme dunks. Are these supreme shit? I think they are.

[03:31:55] Human races. I bought these because RiceGum bought them.

[03:31:59] Wow. These actually used to be a grail. I'm not even kidding.

[03:32:03] This used to be people's actual grail. I'm not kidding. This is like...

[03:32:06] People don't realize this. This is like some real shit.

[03:32:09] This is some real shit. This is a classic.

[03:32:12] Um, are these fucking phase clan Jordans straight from Tel Aviv?

[03:32:19] What the fuck?

[03:32:20] Yo, these are going...

[03:32:21] Hold on, I'm not...

[03:32:22] This needs to get out of here.

[03:32:23] Like, what the actual...

[03:32:24] Like, these nobody's using.

[03:32:27] Ah, ah, ah, ah.

[03:32:28] Jesus fucking Christ.

[03:32:31] South Park Healies.

[03:32:32] Okay, I got these for free at a party.

[03:32:35] This is kind of fire.

[03:32:37] It's like a monkey alive.

[03:32:40] Hold on.

[03:32:47] Wanna go over there or quick me do it?

[03:33:00] Hold on, we gotta test this.

[03:33:03] Wait, these are low-key fucking hard.

[03:33:07] Not fast enough to do our job.

[03:33:10] Yo?

[03:33:11] Okay.

[03:33:12] Okay.

[03:33:13] Something's going down the face first.

[03:33:19] These are bad.

[03:33:22] These are bad.

[03:33:23] Ah, no.

[03:33:24] Ah, no.

[03:33:25] Wait, I look like he would have rocked these.

[03:33:30] These are awesome.

[03:33:32] These are awesome.

[03:33:34] Huh?

[03:33:36] Wait, I look like you want to rock these.

[03:33:38] They're kind of like cool looking, no?

[03:33:40] I don't like them.

[03:33:42] Like, how do you wear some baggy shit with this?

[03:33:44] Like...

[03:33:54] Why do kids go outside?

[03:34:00] What is that fire?

[03:34:07] Lazy's at 100k?

[03:34:09] Bro, I don't care bro.

[03:34:11] Tell him to raid me or I don't care.

[03:34:14] PandaDunk's giving me my cool kicks after they scan me.

[03:34:17] I'm out of breath.

[03:34:18] Valachat or garbage?

[03:34:22] Wow.

[03:34:24] PlackboyMax wore these so I bought a pair.

[03:34:29] Never wore it after that.

[03:34:31] Balenciaga shoes.

[03:34:34] I've worn these one time. I'm not even kidding.

[03:34:36] Like, you can literally see how clean the bottoms are.

[03:34:43] Those are worn? No, that's what they are.

[03:34:47] Bro, this is like...

[03:34:48] Do I have too much stuff? Be honest.

[03:34:51] Like, do I have a duffel bag in my trash?

[03:34:55] Holy shit.

[03:34:57] like what the actual fuck bro I'm finding loot that I've never seen before

[03:35:04] bro I have more shoes oh my god okay these were soakies that he gave me but

[03:35:14] I'm not giving these away I've only worn them once because I don't really know

[03:35:17] what to wear them with I'll be honest with you

[03:35:20] Okay, these I have to give away these might be your size. We're trying

[03:35:28] I look you just got some on God. Oh God. Black ones. Yeah, you can return them

[03:35:34] For what these might fit you the size of them size eight just try very time on right now

[03:35:41] I swear take take a shoe off

[03:35:44] You'd be surprised. Well here put it on

[03:35:46] I

[03:35:57] Told you bro

[03:36:00] I said holy fucking height

[03:36:04] Some real boost they're fire right they don't fit me at all you don't want them no less. How bad do you know what them?

[03:36:16] you should sell your other ones or I'll probably just give it to you I don't know

[03:36:19] I just want to like low-key sell this and make some money you know I don't need

[03:36:23] these doing what else like there's bro I have too much shit I'm dead ass I did

[03:36:30] us have too much shit like like I have so much shit to the point I have two of

[03:36:39] the same shit you're like that's insane that's some bullshit no you know what

[03:36:43] these are you don't even know what these are do you know these are yeah that's

[03:36:48] what I'm a can tell you like I would guess five five is wrong well bro guess

[03:36:55] these they're called the LA to Chicago's you know what that is see like I was not

[03:37:01] like these used to be purple and yellow but using nail polish remover it

[03:37:05] changes colors so I changed it to Chicago once actually yeah you could see

[03:37:10] dropping me if you know what you want to talk about you can kind of see it you

[03:37:12] the others like paint they used to be like Lakers colors I swear did anyone

[03:37:18] know what I'm talking about

[03:37:20] now people tell me

[03:37:27] why do I have a bulletproof vest

[03:37:31] wait what the fuck

[03:37:35] I'll try to walk out the house with this apparently you might have to test it out

[03:37:47] this is my security guard bro wait oh this is what I used to dress up as back in the

[03:38:00] respect. But no, don't take that weird check. There is an error where I acted like that.

[03:38:05] Okay, well that sounds even worse. I don't know how to describe it. Not looking intimidating?

[03:38:16] Yo bro, come on. Dude, I feel like a pimp. I feel kind of swaggy. Kai just raided Lacy.

[03:38:26] wait why do I kind of look kind of tough wait I look he kind of like this look

[03:38:32] should I go out the house like this or rather like a pussy wait I look scary

[03:38:39] like

[03:38:42] Imagine?

[03:38:43] How do you imagine that would happen to you?

[03:38:55] Dude, I feel kind of cool.

[03:38:57] No?

[03:38:58] Sir, I can't wait for another bull just to come out of nowhere.

[03:39:03] Alright, let's take this role play stuff off of this going in the garbage.

[03:39:09] Unless someone wants to actually I keep this in case I use it or no

[03:39:19] They say

[03:39:21] Of course, they want everything bro. Shut up chat

[03:39:25] All right, well that's I'm dead ass. I'm cleaning my closet like radar like this is just the beginning for their school

[03:39:31] It's new bro. There's so much shit. I don't need any of this like some of this

[03:39:34] I need but like bro. I don't wear this jacket anymore. This is the classic fat Ron jacket

[03:39:38] I met little Uzi Vert in this jacket I wore it during my 2023 fall off.

[03:39:45] I like this Supreme, this is Prada, that's my mom's gift.

[03:39:52] I don't know what this is.

[03:39:53] Oh, treatment.

[03:39:54] Let's go.

[03:39:55] I like this.

[03:39:56] It's a lot of ultra shit that I don't really wear because we have so much of it.

[03:40:01] This is an ultra sample that we never released.

[03:40:03] I don't know if people like this or not.

[03:40:04] It's pretty cool.

[03:40:05] A lot of ultra.

[03:40:06] Oh, I've got two of the same jacket the classic jacket that everyone loves

[03:40:12] Everyone I think I was like that one

[03:40:14] I've got every color whether I just rock my own brand now. It's kind of cool to say but like

[03:40:19] And I rock my own brand like there's just so much shit in here your entire chest

[03:40:26] Only one here right now, and it is simply just lacy

[03:40:30] wait

[03:40:32] Wait, what happened?

[03:40:34] Wait, Lacey's famous?

[03:40:36] Wait, get a check in.

[03:40:38] Maybe we should check it out.

[03:40:40] Wait.

[03:40:42] Wait, I'm trying to $35,000?

[03:40:48] Okay, that's cool, bro.

[03:40:50] Youngest Slater of 101 at all.

[03:40:52] Lacey is bonding.

[03:40:54] First of all, don't be a hater.

[03:40:56] Second of all, that's cool.

[03:40:58] 130 is cool.

[03:40:59] I remember when I was there,

[03:41:00] but catch me when you were at 160.

[03:41:02] That's where you're really late.

[03:41:03] you're really late. Just want to be honest. Just want to be honest. Just want to be honest,

[03:41:07] there's levels. Just want to be honest, there's levels to this shit. Just want to be honest

[03:41:12] though. I'm not trying to be like a hater, but like there's levels to this shit. Get

[03:41:16] assed. Okay, be honest. Are these even worth keeping anymore? Get assed. Like is this even

[03:41:24] memories anymore? I have too much shit on my desk. That's like some shit that's like a

[03:41:28] huge choice. Like, it obviously has great memories attached to it, but. But I feel like I just

[03:41:33] keep the original ones. What do you think chat? This is sub-a-thon too. Put it in a case.

[03:41:50] Keep like bro, I don't think I need all of these, I have too many. I want to be honest

[03:41:55] boba, these flowers are about to get put somewhere else, I can't, there's too much shit. If I'm

[03:42:01] I'm so gently cleaning my room!

[03:42:03] Bro, like...

[03:42:05] Okay, be honest, like as a kid, right?

[03:42:07] If you had like money, would you do this to your room?

[03:42:09] Like, I feel like this is a pretty cool room.

[03:42:10] Like, this is like some like, just you buy toys and just buy everything.

[03:42:13] Like, I feel like it's not a bad room.

[03:42:15] I mean, yeah, when it's clean, it also looks a lot nicer too.

[03:42:19] Yeah, I know.

[03:42:20] So, I mean, yeah.

[03:42:21] I mean, a lot of the shit is cool.

[03:42:22] It looks like knick-knacks.

[03:42:24] It's ass room?

[03:42:25] Bro, you're telling me it's ass to have this in my room?

[03:42:30] Are you dead ass?

[03:42:31] Also like, like you had like a wall stand for that sword?

[03:42:35] Yeah, I know.

[03:42:36] Oh, we're moving out.

[03:42:36] So it's like, why would I put more shit here?

[03:42:38] Yeah, that's what I mean.

[03:42:39] It would be different when you move.

[03:42:41] But my room would be that big.

[03:42:43] I mean, it would be big, but OK, I'm going to balance with you.

[03:42:45] The iShow Speed poster guys is going away.

[03:42:48] I love you, Speed.

[03:42:49] I don't know why I put this up in my room.

[03:42:51] I know, I know.

[03:42:52] Go ahead, Elron.

[03:42:53] Do it.

[03:42:54] Go ahead.

[03:42:55] Go ahead, bro.

[03:42:56] Elron, do it.

[03:42:59] Go ahead, bro.

[03:43:02] Elron, Elron.

[03:43:05] Lacey's view body.

[03:43:06] Wait, what?

[03:43:07] How many viewers does he have?

[03:43:10] I don't know, bro.

[03:43:10] I have to get rid of a lot of shit with a move.

[03:43:13] My room is like, OK, Chad, the new size of my room,

[03:43:16] if we get this house, is like, wait, honestly?

[03:43:23] I would say it's from like that wall to like right here, so like this, so you lose about

[03:43:34] like maybe a foot.

[03:43:36] So it's like that, it's probably the same size that way, which I feel like is not bad.

[03:43:43] Wait, at least he's at 170.

[03:43:50] Wait, he beat my record.

[03:43:55] Okay, dude.

[03:44:00] Okay, that's my record.

[03:44:05] My mom's in my chat.

[03:44:07] Hi?

[03:44:08] What's up, Mom?

[03:44:10] Can't you see I'm working right now?

[03:44:12] God.

[03:44:15] No mom, do you want this?

[03:44:17] Damn, I should have promoted this

[03:44:18] in front of 170,000 viewers.

[03:44:21] This is so far.

[03:44:23] I'm not gonna lie.

[03:44:24] Chad, what do you think about this generally?

[03:44:26] We're dropping this in like two weeks.

[03:44:28] It's actually like, this is like the last

[03:44:29] of the design we're dropping.

[03:44:31] I'm pretty sure we might be done after this,

[03:44:33] but we wanted to drop this for my car.

[03:44:37] I like it.

[03:44:38] I'm not, I'm not, I know where it's water up. I'm like, I actually like thinking in my head.

[03:44:45] Do you think when I move into the new house, I should do a moving stream?

[03:44:50] I don't know.

[03:44:52] No?

[03:44:53] I don't know if it's like...

[03:44:54] I show everything?

[03:44:55] Yeah.

[03:44:56] Who's calling right now?

[03:44:58] I think it's you.

[03:45:00] Hello?

[03:45:01] You've reached a voicemail of stable Ronaldo.

[03:45:04] Okay, did you need help cleaning your room and kind of confused what's going on?

[03:45:10] Please leave a message after the beep.

[03:45:19] Oh, she thought it was a real voicemail.

[03:45:22] I think she thought it was a real voicemail.

[03:45:23] I'm gonna hit her with, did you call, did you just call me?

[03:45:26] Hold on.

[03:45:27] So you're shopping for a dress?

[03:45:29] Bro.

[03:45:30] Hello, did you just call me? I got a voicemail. Hello? Did you just call me? I got a voicemail.

[03:45:45] Wait, that's not supposed to happen. Hey, Bobo, did you just call me? I got a voicemail.

[03:45:56] Hello, so did you need help cleaning your room and counting the bees?

[03:46:00] JK, this is another voicemail. Leave a message at the bee.

[03:46:04] Beep!

[03:46:08] I'm just kidding, it's me!

[03:46:11] Another voicemail. At the bee.

[03:46:14] Beep!

[03:46:15] Alright.

[03:46:23] Damn, I got a low key set of voicemail like that, huh?

[03:46:26] My mom just sent me laughing emojis.

[03:46:30] LOL mom. Got my mom giggling.

[03:46:34] What is that?

[03:46:48] What the fuck am I looking at? What am I looking at?

[03:46:52] It's my new motorcycle.

[03:46:54] How fast does this thing go?

[03:46:56] 65?

[03:46:57] No, it just not.

[03:46:59] Do you have a motorcycle license?

[03:47:01] Yeah.

[03:47:01] It's in the mail.

[03:47:02] It's coming in the mail soon.

[03:47:03] I got my temp license right now.

[03:47:05] I have one license, but it's coming in the mail soon.

[03:47:08] Nice face pants, bro.

[03:47:09] Oh, I have 140,000 viewers right now.

[03:47:11] Yeah, that's why I came out here.

[03:47:13] Well, I don't know if you want to do a collab.

[03:47:16] I honestly have 140K right now.

[03:47:18] I'll pass on that.

[03:47:20] What do you mean?

[03:47:20] No, I want to collab with you, though.

[03:47:22] No, I know.

[03:47:23] But I have 140K.

[03:47:23] I just ran a few minutes to get my algorithm going for the deck.

[03:47:26] Uh, I don't know if it worked.

[03:47:28] But I'm confused.

[03:47:28] You don't want to, like, do anything together?

[03:47:31] Um, maybe when I fall off.

[03:47:33] Oh, 160, get it!

[03:47:35] Wait, what?

[03:47:37] You're at 160?

[03:47:38] 160,000 people watching the stream right now.

[03:47:40] Wait.

[03:47:41] Yo, Twitch.tv4 slash stable or an auto.

[03:47:43] Come check me out.

[03:47:44] How many people are going to come in?

[03:47:45] My god, see how many people are coming to your stream?

[03:47:52] I don't think anyone's coming.

[03:47:53] Huh?

[03:47:55] Hellprobo.

[03:47:57] Bro, you should get one of these.

[03:47:59] I honestly, how much was that?

[03:48:01] $3,500.

[03:48:02] $3,000?

[03:48:03] Yes.

[03:48:04] Did you buy two by accident?

[03:48:05] No, not this time.

[03:48:06] But I did get a phone call from someone.

[03:48:08] They said they weren't going to buy two.

[03:48:10] He was like, yeah, they actually said the price was $6,000.

[03:48:13] Sounds familiar.

[03:48:15] Well, yeah, bro, I'm not a renovator right now.

[03:48:17] Do you want to try to jump the pool there?

[03:48:19] No.

[03:48:20] Come on.

[03:48:21] It actually killed it.

[03:48:22] People out there was pretty good.

[03:48:24] It was 65.

[03:48:25] It was pretty kind of it.

[03:48:26] Do you have to fill it with gas?

[03:48:27] Yeah.

[03:48:28] How many miles do you get on it?

[03:48:29] I think it's 180 per hour.

[03:48:30] That's kind of fire.

[03:48:31] You should do a road trip in it.

[03:48:34] I'm scared.

[03:48:35] Wait, I just fell off?

[03:48:36] Wait, what?

[03:48:37] How many viewers do you have?

[03:48:38] I just lost 100,000 viewers.

[03:48:39] How many viewers do you have?

[03:48:40] I lost yours too.

[03:48:41] Did they all go to me?

[03:48:42] I lost Jack.

[03:48:43] Wait, how many viewers are you at?

[03:48:45] 18K.

[03:48:46] Oh, I don't want to collab no more.

[03:48:48] 18k oh I don't want to have no more what I don't want to I used to want to

[03:48:56] collab with you used to be pretty cool wait where's your other murder

[03:49:03] how

[03:49:07] hey can I try to drive it no bro do not crash it wait last time I got on a

[03:49:15] bike I hit my girlfriend's car okay I'm gonna be honest with you there's no way

[03:49:28] we don't try to jump the pool with this come on bro you know how legend this is

[03:49:33] where legends are made do you understand if you jump the fucking pool with that

[03:49:37] you'd be a fucking legend you fucking get a thousand gifted probably people

[03:49:44] You probably put W's, kinda stupid question was that you probably get your 130,000 viewers back.

[03:49:48] But, if you do fuck up, all the gas will go into the pool, you probably ruin the pool.

[03:49:54] You probably break the pool, cause if it's, you know, a lot of motors.

[03:49:58] But, that's why you don't, wait, what is all that?

[03:50:01] What is that?

[03:50:02] What's that for my bike?

[03:50:03] What is it?

[03:50:04] A lot of stuff.

[03:50:05] Is that spray paint?

[03:50:06] Yeah.

[03:50:07] What?

[03:50:08] That's not how you, you don't paint a bike with spray paint.

[03:50:12] It's gonna get really disgusting.

[03:50:14] No.

[03:50:15] You mean no.

[03:50:16] You're not a fucking child.

[03:50:18] Yes, yes I am.

[03:50:19] Yo, you better be careful of spray painting that on the ground.

[03:50:23] I got sandpaper.

[03:50:24] Oh, brother.

[03:50:25] I'm gonna sand.

[03:50:26] Yeah.

[03:50:27] I'm gonna turn the bike off and then I got, I got, I got spray paint and then I have a

[03:50:35] filter on top.

[03:50:36] Oh man.

[03:50:37] So you're gonna spray paint your bike?

[03:50:39] Yes.

[03:50:40] Why why all right, bro, this is bro. I'm doing a closet giveaway if you're interested in any items I

[03:50:55] Got some Balenciaga

[03:51:02] Yeah, I'm not so much Balenciaga bro

[03:51:10] Okay, come on.

[03:51:12] We were my, we were my ultra shoes that aren't out yet.

[03:51:18] Try not to make me buy these slippers.

[03:51:20] These are house slippers.

[03:51:22] Hold on.

[03:51:33] Don't show that.

[03:51:37] Keep it on me.

[03:51:39] And I got painters taken up or down.

[03:51:42] Certain shit.

[03:51:43] OK.

[03:51:44] Let's spray paint it towards this car.

[03:51:47] Let's spray paint it right here.

[03:51:50] What do you mean?

[03:51:51] This is perfect, low key.

[03:51:52] No, we gotta get a tarp and put it down here.

[03:51:54] No, let's do it right here.

[03:51:55] Let's do it closer to his.

[03:51:56] You didn't get primer?

[03:51:57] Wait, is it on?

[03:51:59] No.

[03:52:00] Wait, this is low key.

[03:52:02] You wanna ride it?

[03:52:03] Wait, this is kind of scary.

[03:52:04] Wait, let me turn it off for you.

[03:52:05] Ooh, it smells nice.

[03:52:06] Yeah, I got air freshener.

[03:52:08] Oh, what the fuck?

[03:52:10] Look, we attached speakers on the back.

[03:52:12] What? My car key?

[03:52:14] Yeah.

[03:52:16] You want my car key set?

[03:52:18] Well, I wouldn't do it now.

[03:52:20] It's actually hard to turn around.

[03:52:26] How fast does this go?

[03:52:28] Do you want to drive it up the other street?

[03:52:30] Wait, how do you...

[03:52:32] Is it not on there like a...

[03:52:34] No, you gotta turn it up.

[03:52:36] Please don't fuck it up, bro.

[03:52:38] Alright.

[03:52:39] Yeah, I'm gonna go now.

[03:52:41] How do you...

[03:52:42] I mean, you have a check engine light.

[03:52:46] Hey, the kitchen's out, right?

[03:52:48] Hey, look what's down there.

[03:52:50] I don't reach this button. I don't reach the bottom.

[03:52:54] Oh, the floor!

[03:52:56] Oh, my God.

[03:52:57] Wait, this thing kind of moves.

[03:52:59] Yeah.

[03:53:00] So what happens if I...

[03:53:02] How fast does this action go? 65.

[03:53:06] Kill!

[03:53:08] Wait.

[03:53:10] What do I do?

[03:53:12] What?

[03:53:13] Turn it off?

[03:53:14] What do I do?

[03:53:16] What did you press?

[03:53:18] No, it's a kill switch!

[03:53:19] Wait, what do I do?

[03:53:20] You said I'd never press that!

[03:53:22] Really?

[03:53:23] Yeah, I don't know what it does, but...

[03:53:25] Are we back?

[03:53:26] No.

[03:53:27] Right?

[03:53:28] Hey, what is this?

[03:53:29] That's a start button.

[03:53:33] Why do you have your ABS on?

[03:53:35] What?

[03:53:36] This is the...

[03:53:37] That's the motor.

[03:53:38] That's the change to turn it on.

[03:53:47] How do you move her?

[03:53:48] She's got to be back it up, or you use your feet.

[03:53:53] Is this a good idea?

[03:53:54] I would take...

[03:53:55] I would let me take it down there first.

[03:53:57] Just going down the hill is actually not hard.

[03:54:00] Oh my god.

[03:54:01] Oh my god, I bought one.

[03:54:06] I went to the liquor store and I saw it driving by and I went into the bar and they let me

[03:54:14] leave it.

[03:54:15] How much is this?

[03:54:16] This is $3900.

[03:54:17] There's another one for $3900.

[03:54:18] It was white, the same one, but white.

[03:54:19] But why is it more?

[03:54:20] Because it's a 2 years old newer.

[03:54:21] Wait, can I put the thing by GLA?

[03:54:22] What?

[03:54:23] Bunt wall.

[03:54:24] I want to take it to the beach.

[03:54:25] Wait, can I put this in my GLA?

[03:54:28] What?

[03:54:30] And I want to take it to the beach.

[03:54:32] Wait, can I drive this to the beach?

[03:54:34] Yeah, it's highway legal.

[03:54:37] It's far though.

[03:54:39] Bro!

[03:54:41] That would be kind of fucking fake legendary.

[03:54:43] Wait, how fast am I really?

[03:54:45] Where are you going to go?

[03:54:49] Hold on, hold on, hold on.

[03:54:51] Okay, I gotta be careful.

[03:54:53] Pulling this again. I almost as pulled it again. I know

[03:55:15] Wait, this is fire. No, you wait for you ride it on a block. Tell me

[03:55:23] Is it open right now?

[03:55:24] Yes.

[03:55:25] We could go right now.

[03:55:26] So safe.

[03:55:27] Is this the way some money?

[03:55:28] No, it's not.

[03:55:29] But should I buy a Sarawak or did it?

[03:55:32] What's better today?

[03:55:33] Sarawak's way far.

[03:55:34] Yeah, but this is fun.

[03:55:35] Yeah, I'm gonna say like the Sarawak know you can't take it.

[03:55:36] You can't.

[03:55:37] It's not legal, right?

[03:55:38] They can't take it.

[03:55:39] Oh, yeah.

[03:55:40] Wait, this is fucking hard.

[03:55:41] Hey, can you see the helmet if he's going down the street?

[03:55:42] Alright, just try to go a little bit.

[03:55:43] Are you sure?

[03:55:44] Yeah.

[03:55:45] Yeah.

[03:55:46] Yeah.

[03:55:47] Yeah.

[03:55:48] Yeah.

[03:55:49] Yeah.

[03:55:50] Yeah.

[03:55:51] Try to go a little bit.

[03:55:52] Sure.

[03:55:53] Just like you don't have to gas it just go.

[03:55:55] You haven't even ridden a bike?

[03:55:56] No.

[03:55:56] Last time I rode a bike, it went straight to a bar.

[03:55:59] Like a bicycle.

[03:56:00] Yeah.

[03:56:02] What do you have enough for?

[03:56:04] You want to give me a go?

[03:56:06] No, no, you don't want to go speed down.

[03:56:08] You're going to crash.

[03:56:13] Use your brakes.

[03:56:14] Use your brakes.

[03:56:15] Yeah, yeah.

[03:56:16] If you need to put your left foot back, stop it.

[03:56:19] Ow!

[03:56:19] Ow.

[03:56:21] Are you sure about this, Lacey?

[03:56:24] Wait, what are both brakes for?

[03:56:26] Just stop it.

[03:56:30] Oh my God.

[03:56:32] On seven?

[03:56:35] Dude, how do you...

[03:56:37] What?

[03:56:39] Why are you using that as a... I'm afraid I'm on a bulldoze.

[03:56:42] Fuck.

[03:56:44] Put your feet up!

[03:56:46] Oh!

[03:56:48] Please don't crash, oh my gosh, he's hurt.

[03:56:53] Oh, God, there he goes.

[03:56:56] What are you doing?

[03:56:59] You playing music?

[03:57:02] Why?

[03:57:04] Wait, how are you going to turn around?

[03:57:06] How are you going to turn around? What are you doing?

[03:57:08] Wait, here he comes.

[03:57:11] Oh, shit, that's a bug.

[03:57:41] Run! Run!

[03:57:46] Run! Run!

[03:57:51] Ah! What?

[03:57:56] Wait, this is fire!

[03:58:01] It's actually so scary.

[03:58:04] Do you get off?

[03:58:07] Oh, keep your...

[03:58:09] What are you doing?

[03:58:10] Tell me I need your help.

[03:58:11] No, get off the bike! I need...

[03:58:14] Why would you go that way?

[03:58:15] You just told me to get off the...

[03:58:18] Dude, oh my god, I look you on.

[03:58:20] You should.

[03:58:22] Brother Key!

[03:58:23] Imagine going to the beach with this.

[03:58:25] It's a far drive.

[03:58:26] You can do it though, no?

[03:58:27] Yeah.

[03:58:28] It's 65 miles an hour.

[03:58:29] Yeah, you could...

[03:58:30] If you go on the weekend, you could go...

[03:58:32] Wait, I could lane split!

[03:58:34] Oh, yeah, shit.

[03:58:35] Okay, that's what low key if there's a place like you want to go to like a card store

[03:58:39] It's 40 minutes get there in 15 with one of these. Okay, but be honest would I crash in this that's why I'm low key

[03:58:45] Scammer low weeks in

[03:58:47] What did let's say now if you have a helmet you're good. What did Ludwig said?

[03:58:50] So Ludwig had one of these he said that he got hit by a car twice. Oh, yeah

[03:58:57] How do you get hit by a car twice I?

[03:58:59] I don't know. He said that it was just L.A. drivers and he got hit twice by a car.

[03:59:05] Wait, do I need to get another license? You can do it like literally in a day.

[03:59:10] See you have yours? Go off stream, get your M1 license, quick 30 minute test, you can take the, you can do a cycle.

[03:59:18] Actually my blog is like I want to take it to the beach.

[03:59:20] Yeah, you go through the cones and then you do like a few other stuff and then you just get your license.

[03:59:24] It's not a bike, right?

[03:59:28] I'd like to assume it.

[03:59:29] We can consider it a scooter.

[03:59:31] Do you have a scooter license?

[03:59:33] This, because it's a 150cc, it's a motorcycle.

[03:59:36] So I have a motorcycle license, yeah.

[03:59:38] I have my M1, yeah.

[03:59:40] Can you put an exhaust on this?

[03:59:42] I don't know where to know, Bernie.

[03:59:43] Yeah, you can tune them.

[03:59:44] That's pretty fast.

[03:59:46] Damn, I can't even imagine a real bike.

[03:59:49] How do people drive 1,000 horsepower bikes,

[03:59:51] or whatever the fuck it's called?

[03:59:52] I don't know anything about bikes.

[03:59:55] You should try to pop a wheelie in this.

[03:59:56] No, no, no.

[03:59:57] You have to.

[03:59:58] Bro, it's terrifying on the road.

[04:00:00] Yeah, I mean, it's fucking fast.

[04:00:01] You know, I went 20 miles per hour in there.

[04:00:04] 1,000 cc?

[04:00:05] Yeah, what the fuck?

[04:00:06] How do people drive those BMW bikes that are like,

[04:00:09] fucking fast?

[04:00:11] Yeah, they're like, they go like 180 miles an hour.

[04:00:12] Bro, I see people do it and they do wheelies and shit

[04:00:14] on like the main road.

[04:00:15] How can we be soon, Chad?

[04:00:16] I'm going to BMW bike after this one, probably.

[04:00:17] I'm going to upgrade a little bit.

[04:00:19] This one's like 50 cc.

[04:00:21] That was 150.

[04:00:22] Oh, it's 150?

[04:00:23] Yeah.

[04:00:23] Man, I look like you want to go with this.

[04:00:26] Wait, Chad, is the place open?

[04:00:27] Is it?

[04:00:28] I don't know.

[04:00:30] Two speakers?

[04:00:31] Yeah.

[04:00:32] Do they both work at the same time?

[04:00:34] Yeah.

[04:00:35] It's coming.

[04:00:36] This is coming to us today.

[04:00:39] Do we need more?

[04:00:40] Look at our fucking driveway.

[04:00:42] Like, we have so much to store in here.

[04:00:44] We've got three bikes in the garage.

[04:00:46] Yeah, but this is not a bike, but it's a different.

[04:00:49] This thing is tough.

[04:00:50] And now I'm about to paint it.

[04:00:52] Wait, so what the fuck?

[04:00:54] What are you gonna paint it, black?

[04:00:55] That black.

[04:00:56] Why don't you just wrap it?

[04:00:57] It's probably like 10 minutes worth of wrapping.

[04:01:00] Really?

[04:01:01] I mean, bro, look at it.

[04:01:02] It's like one paddle.

[04:01:05] Nah!

[04:01:06] I'm gonna sand it down to paint it.

[04:01:07] You're gonna sand that.

[04:01:08] You know you're gonna ruin the bike if you fall down.

[04:01:10] You're gonna sand this shit down, all right?

[04:01:12] I always case with you just wrap it.

[04:01:13] Can you get sandpaper and just like this

[04:01:14] and scrub it down?

[04:01:15] Just show me how you sandpaper.

[04:01:16] Can you just show me?

[04:01:17] Just like I start it.

[04:01:18] Like, how would you sandpaper?

[04:01:19] I've never gotten that for you, but yeah, I'll show you.

[04:01:20] Go ahead.

[04:01:23] It's gonna ruin this fucking thing.

[04:01:25] Where's the mirror?

[04:01:33] You just get this right here?

[04:01:35] Yep.

[04:01:37] It's not gonna lose the gel.

[04:01:38] You just take the sandpaper out.

[04:01:41] That's how this works.

[04:01:41] I've never done this before.

[04:01:42] I never repainted a car.

[04:01:44] You just wanna get the sandpaper?

[04:01:46] Let me feel the sandpaper.

[04:01:48] Okay, that is not fucking gritty enough.

[04:01:50] No, no, no, we bought multiple guns.

[04:01:51] Yeah, you do 800 to start and you do 1000 and you do different.

[04:01:54] So then you just, sorry, let me do it.

[04:01:56] I don't wanna start yet.

[04:01:58] I'll start from here.

[04:01:59] No, no, actually, I gotta, I gotta,

[04:02:00] you make me second guess now.

[04:02:02] Why?

[04:02:03] You're gonna blow the shit.

[04:02:04] You gotta do it, let me see how you do it.

[04:02:06] It's just kinda really hot.

[04:02:07] Are you sure this could drive?

[04:02:08] You have to take the panels off.

[04:02:10] I mean, trouble if you're just legit, why are you just

[04:02:12] tapering people with a costume on.

[04:02:14] Oh no, yeah, everything's gonna get blacked.

[04:02:16] Oh, that's all crazy.

[04:02:17] Everything is like, everything's like.

[04:02:18] I have painter's tea.

[04:02:18] Oh, this is open.

[04:02:19] Okay.

[04:02:20] Yeah, you're both in a mirror gun.

[04:02:21] No, I'm guilty of it.

[04:02:22] I'm guilty of it.

[04:02:24] Maybe I just leave it yellow.

[04:02:25] It's kind of fiery.

[04:02:26] You only need one mirror in LA.

[04:02:27] I'm not gonna make something look black.

[04:02:28] Like, you gotta look, you take the chrome at least

[04:02:30] and make this black.

[04:02:32] You made them up.

[04:02:33] Bro, come on, bro.

[04:02:34] You bought all this shit.

[04:02:35] You're gonna let your viewers down?

[04:02:36] You got 150,000 people watching,

[04:02:38] waiting for you to do this,

[04:02:39] and now they're all leaving

[04:02:40] because you're not doing it.

[04:02:40] Well, I don't want to fuck it up.

[04:02:42] Bro, stop overthinking it.

[04:02:45] You need water if you sand it.

[04:02:48] This is cool.

[04:02:49] Do you think I'd be honest?

[04:02:50] Do you think if I bought this, I'd be like, damn, why don't I buy this a week later?

[04:02:53] I thought that, but I know they're going to say it's only like 3.5K.

[04:02:58] It's not like it's like a car where you're spending 50 or 100K.

[04:03:01] Even for 3,500, you could probably get something crazy.

[04:03:04] Like what?

[04:03:05] Like a real bike, no?

[04:03:06] With like 100,000 miles, like a BMW fucking, no, maybe I'm stupid.

[04:03:10] I don't know how much bikes I own.

[04:03:11] I don't think so.

[04:03:12] Maybe.

[04:03:13] How much are your bikes?

[04:03:13] But I don't want a real bike, because I don't want, I don't like that's too dangerous.

[04:03:17] Bro, you gotta do a streamer, you cut off at this.

[04:03:20] Like, lane split?

[04:03:22] No, I was lane split just now.

[04:03:24] I went around the car.

[04:03:25] Yeah, we went around, like, two cars.

[04:03:26] Yeah, I went through, uh, little, uh, curves.

[04:03:28] Dude, we should do a streamer, you take the sandpaper,

[04:03:30] we put it on the ground,

[04:03:32] and we make it so it moves.

[04:03:34] Unlimited, like, it's a treadmill,

[04:03:36] and you stay in the room and you keep walking,

[04:03:38] until you give up, and then you lay down,

[04:03:40] and then it cuts you over and over slowly,

[04:03:42] and it'll kill you.

[04:03:43] Turned like you fucking hurt.

[04:03:46] Okay, so this is like how-

[04:03:46] No, that would ruin the paypal, yeah.

[04:03:50] No, but that's the point.

[04:03:53] I mean, I don't really know if that's a worry anymore.

[04:03:55] There's like, am I tripping?

[04:03:57] There's so many mosquitoes now.

[04:03:59] No, those are maggots.

[04:04:00] Oh, the maggots don't fly.

[04:04:02] So.

[04:04:03] Those aren't the maggots in the trash.

[04:04:05] Put it on God, there's maggots right there.

[04:04:06] There's always maggots in the trash.

[04:04:12] The rat meat?

[04:04:13] There.

[04:04:14] Maybe not this trash, can you pull it aside there a little sithers?

[04:04:17] Oh my god there's so much fucking shit.

[04:04:21] How much do you think we're going to owe in damages to this house?

[04:04:24] How many have you paid that?

[04:04:27] I don't know if I'm not, uh, zero?

[04:04:29] Oh, okay.

[04:04:30] I don't.

[04:04:31] Bro, come on, do a wheelie.

[04:04:32] I'm not leaving to be do a wheelie.

[04:04:33] I don't know how to do a wheelie.

[04:04:34] Bro, just pull it up.

[04:04:36] Okay, Jack, what do I do?

[04:04:38] Can you guys tell me?

[04:04:39] Yes, sir.

[04:04:40] What do I do?

[04:04:41] Can you be a fucking man?

[04:04:42] Can you figure this shit out yourself?

[04:04:44] Sandpaper, bro.

[04:04:46] God damn, it's always chat. Help me out, chat.

[04:04:49] Just fucking do something. If you want it black, just wrap it. Don't ruin the bike. It already has a nice color.

[04:04:54] Oh, no one gives a fuck. You're not selling this ever. You're probably going to throw it away when you're bored with it.

[04:04:59] Or break it.

[04:05:00] Yeah, or you're going to purposely like do a, oh, you're going to, you know what? I got a clip for you. Just do it in five months from now.

[04:05:06] What?

[04:05:07] Dude, middle of the summer, pay someone, get like a really shit car. Like pay like 500 bucks for a car that's already going to have broken down.

[04:05:12] Pretend you're lane splitting or whatever and just fully hit him and crash

[04:05:15] You want me to get into a car accident?

[04:05:17] Well, you should just fake a car accident. It'll be pretty good.

[04:05:18] How do I fake not to hurt from it?

[04:05:20] Well, no, you'll probably hurt yourself, but like just hit a car or something like that.

[04:05:23] Oh! Chad, I said a car!

[04:05:26] Let's get clips.

[04:05:27] Yeah, but Chad, where am I gonna get the rap from?

[04:05:30] I'll be honest with you. I don't- I don't think anyone's gonna fucking-

[04:05:33] Guys, this store's not open, so tell me to buy one.

[04:05:39] I wonder if I could take this to the beach for real.

[04:05:42] Of course you could just take a while how it goes 70 miles per hour of us 65 max

[04:05:48] So if you're just flooring it for like an hour

[04:05:54] That's a lot of it like when the music was playing and you were riding the action

[04:05:59] Imagine going to the gym in this is down the hair

[04:06:06] Don't you have an equinox membership. Yeah, and you don't know let me see your out

[04:06:12] Yeah.

[04:06:12] You have to have that.

[04:06:14] It tells you how many times you wait.

[04:06:15] I'm not gonna have the app.

[04:06:18] It's reinstalling right now.

[04:06:20] I actually want to see how many days you wait.

[04:06:21] Did you vlog?

[04:06:22] You literally went zero time.

[04:06:24] I've never went.

[04:06:25] Equal access.

[04:06:26] So you went to make the membership and that's it?

[04:06:27] I went the day that I made the membership,

[04:06:29] worked out for about 45 minutes left,

[04:06:30] and never went back.

[04:06:31] That's like 300 bucks a month.

[04:06:32] I know.

[04:06:35] How do I check?

[04:06:36] Equal access.

[04:06:37] How did they even log in?

[04:06:38] Yeah, I didn't log in.

[04:06:39] It's gonna be rough, I don't think I even know the password.

[04:06:46] I've been going to the gym pretty- Wait, where the fuck are your geckos?

[04:06:51] Going out of the hour, bro.

[04:06:53] They're on our side's fucking kitchen counter.

[04:06:55] Oh my god, I'm logged in.

[04:06:57] And to do the side has a fucking zoo in his room.

[04:07:01] He's got like fish.

[04:07:02] He's a fucking hamster.

[04:07:03] He's a hamster.

[04:07:04] How do I check? Activity?

[04:07:05] Yeah, activity.

[04:07:06] Zero times this month, zero times last month, zero times in December, zero times in November, zero times in October, zero times in September, zero times in August, is this right?

[04:07:19] Zero times in July, zero times in June, when did you make this?

[04:07:24] Have you ever fucking gone?

[04:07:27] The first day.

[04:07:28] Oh, you probably didn't even log in.

[04:07:30] You probably didn't even log in the first day.

[04:07:32] Wait, right here!

[04:07:33] Hey!

[04:07:34] There's no fucking way I told you look November 19th. It shows that he went look

[04:07:42] December January February March April you literally have been doing this for over a year. You've been paying. Yeah

[04:07:51] I'm gonna go eventually

[04:07:59] I got two personal training sessions

[04:08:04] I

[04:08:07] Rose banked $300 for years for nothing whether it's $300 a month chat. Do I just start scratching or do I have to get water bro?

[04:08:16] Why do you always ask your chap?

[04:08:18] 50-50 what are you gonna do with this are you gonna keep this?

[04:08:22] Ball cart and I'm trying to get rid of it really I'm selling it for five minutes

[04:08:28] $30,000 card what I was like 15,000 in someone's Gambia. I can't leave you

[04:08:32] You said $100,000.

[04:08:33] Listen to the talk.

[04:08:35] What is that going to do with the red golf cart?

[04:08:37] I don't know.

[04:08:38] It actually hasn't moved in like a year.

[04:08:41] Where's the bats?

[04:08:42] Where's anybody?

[04:08:43] I'm going to send a present here.

[04:08:45] I'm not going to lie.

[04:08:46] Talk to you about it.

[04:08:47] I mean, I've been here alone.

[04:08:49] I go live here.

[04:08:50] Do you know what you say?

[04:08:50] Birthday alone?

[04:08:52] Yeah.

[04:08:53] Yeah, it's my birthday.

[04:08:53] Let me show you my room.

[04:08:55] Plain is rocking me.

[04:08:55] Which ain't see you yet drunk.

[04:08:56] Shut up, Jinxie.

[04:08:57] Oh, here's here for my birthday.

[04:08:59] But, uh, yeah, pretty much didn't really do shit, honestly.

[04:09:02] Just, given...

[04:09:03] You have a feast of those, by any machine?

[04:09:05] You gonna pay for that, at least, I'm sure?

[04:09:07] Nah.

[04:09:08] I think he's not paying for that.

[04:09:12] You all right?

[04:09:13] Um...

[04:09:15] Yeah, this house is pretty depressing.

[04:09:16] Yeah, this house sucks, and nobody's ever here.

[04:09:18] And when people are here, they just fucking coop up in their room like a little Pokemon ball.

[04:09:23] I don't see Silky ever unless he's live.

[04:09:25] I don't.

[04:09:25] My dad keeps watching the anime all the time.

[04:09:28] You, you were in London for a week, Jason was on an island, Marlin fucking doing some shit in Europe.

[04:09:34] No one's ever here bro, it's always just me.

[04:09:39] You should leave Fizz.

[04:09:42] You can't even contract for life.

[04:09:45] Where's the tarp for...

[04:09:48] Well those times I said that I didn't realize I couldn't leave.

[04:09:55] Oh.

[04:09:55] Yeah, that's actually genius.

[04:09:57] It's a really good idea.

[04:09:59] You can do it harder so it breaks.

[04:10:01] Is this glass?

[04:10:03] Shit.

[04:10:05] Alright.

[04:10:07] Are you actually gonna do this?

[04:10:09] Yes. No.

[04:10:11] Okay, I gotta watch your spray paint if I miss a sight.

[04:10:13] I don't wanna spray paint anywhere in the way.

[04:10:15] There's no way you're this dumb.

[04:10:17] What do you mean?

[04:10:19] It's gonna fucking damage all the plants on the ground!

[04:10:21] How?

[04:10:23] Are you going to repay this?

[04:10:24] The pavement?

[04:10:25] Why?

[04:10:25] It's a tarp.

[04:10:26] It's a tarp.

[04:10:27] It's going to be a tarp.

[04:10:28] What are you doing?

[04:10:29] You're right, actually.

[04:10:29] Let's do this shit.

[04:10:30] Everybody help you move it.

[04:10:31] Get your whole shoe.

[04:10:32] That is something.

[04:10:34] Oh my god.

[04:10:36] Open it up more.

[04:10:40] You got bought the shit for the fashion?

[04:10:42] Oh my god.

[04:10:42] Smells.

[04:10:45] Why is there states?

[04:10:47] Little com-tarps.

[04:10:48] Wait, so the guys that fixed the house

[04:10:50] left on their chair and came to budget?

[04:10:52] Uh, yeah, they came like one day, and a few weeks later they just haven't been back since.

[04:10:56] I'm pretty sure we got Vanessa at a 30 base.

[04:10:58] Okay, guys.

[04:11:00] There's actually so many flies.

[04:11:02] They're like hidden gnats.

[04:11:04] They're in the kitchen too, everywhere.

[04:11:06] Hold on.

[04:11:08] Back it up.

[04:11:10] What are you doing?

[04:11:12] What are you doing?

[04:11:14] Yup.

[04:11:16] Right.

[04:11:18] Come on.

[04:11:20] Come, you start at this corner.

[04:11:22] Come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come.

[04:11:25] Tighten it that way.

[04:11:25] That way, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done.

[04:11:28] Now back it up.

[04:11:30] Now it's gonna center.

[04:11:34] There it is now.

[04:11:34] Now do it right there.

[04:11:35] Open angles, it's better.

[04:11:41] All right, get to standing.

[04:11:45] It's off for now.

[04:11:47] Turn it off, nice, all right, all right, now.

[04:12:00] They have 90 on the dash, you can go 90.

[04:12:05] GG raised car, how is raised car getting hit from here?

[04:12:08] Oh, if you spray paint a mic, the wind might hinder a little bit, that's okay.

[04:12:13] Bro, you have to take the parts off to sand it. No you don't.

[04:12:17] You're gonna listen. Are you gonna listen to your viewers?

[04:12:19] Or you're gonna listen to what your heart is telling you?

[04:12:21] Can you play to your brain?

[04:12:23] Well, it's because right now, my brain is thinking for my heart.

[04:12:25] What is overspray?

[04:12:27] Overspray, over day, over day, whatever, bro.

[04:12:31] Fucking do it.

[04:12:35] Don't fuck- I don't wanna fuck Ray's car up.

[04:12:37] Don't. Just try your best not to.

[04:12:39] And if you do, just be like, I'm sorry.

[04:12:41] I'm sorry.

[04:12:42] What if I just had to move it?

[04:12:45] That's true.

[04:12:46] Ray!

[04:12:48] You think you can move your car?

[04:12:49] I don't want to get over spray on it.

[04:12:52] Just when I start spraying, when I start painting.

[04:12:54] How long?

[04:12:55] Probably like, how long does it take to sand?

[04:12:59] You're probably gonna be here for hours

[04:13:00] if you want to do this for real.

[04:13:01] Okay.

[04:13:02] If you want to do this for real,

[04:13:03] it's gonna take you hours.

[04:13:04] I know.

[04:13:05] I don't want to help you.

[04:13:08] I'm kidding, I'm not really about this shit.

[04:13:10] So first thing I'm gonna do is I think I'm gonna put painter's tape all over this. It's like a dumb idea

[04:13:15] Is this already wrapped? I have a huge feeling shit's gonna get damaged here. I'm gonna see her even do it

[04:13:21] This might not be pain. This might be a wrap. How?

[04:13:28] Wait

[04:13:32] Wait, it's wrapped wait

[04:13:35] Wait, what do I do?

[04:13:39] Wait, you don't peel it off?

[04:13:41] It's black under!

[04:13:43] It's black under!

[04:13:46] Wait, so if it's not painted, can I spray paint it still or no?

[04:13:50] Yeah!

[04:13:51] Wait, I think it's black under.

[04:13:53] I'm not kidding, look!

[04:13:58] Yeah, it's black.

[04:14:00] Unless it's the paint, should they?

[04:14:02] is the pain is it pain it was just painted badly wait it's pain okay that's

[04:14:13] better are you know I'm just gonna fucking yeah do I start with a low

[04:14:18] sandpaper I'm just gonna ask rock you're using drew walls of ice

[04:14:24] What would you do?

[04:14:27] Hey sweetheart, so I'm about to renovate my motorcycle.

[04:14:31] I'm wondering, I have a sandpaper and I also have spray paint.

[04:14:37] Do I have to use water with the sandpaper and do I start with a lower number sandpaper or a higher?

[04:14:46] Hey there, no.

[04:14:48] Who the fuck is this?

[04:14:50] Unless you're wet sanding, which is kinda overkill for a bike.

[04:14:53] Unless you're going for that showroom you're finished start low like I the fuck are you dressed up like you're going to Harry Potter school, bro

[04:15:05] Yeah

[04:15:11] Where is your streamer

[04:15:17] Coming for a job that's okay. You're gonna live

[04:15:23] So what are y'all doing?

[04:15:27] I'm gonna make my bike.

[04:15:28] Let's go.

[04:15:28] Maybe we can test it out.

[04:15:29] Maybe we can test it out.

[04:15:30] That's a sad one.

[04:15:33] What?

[04:15:34] Can we spray paint your bike over?

[04:15:36] With what colors?

[04:15:37] What?

[04:15:40] That's fine.

[04:15:41] Yeah, I don't know.

[04:15:42] I don't know.

[04:15:43] Maybe next time?

[04:15:44] OK.

[04:15:45] So I'm going to tape everything first.

[04:15:48] So everything that I don't want painted

[04:15:51] and don't want sanded, I have to tape.

[04:15:53] Correct you might be on your own, but I can't I think I'm not gonna be out here for you damage everything

[04:15:59] But I'll watch the sandpaper for a second to see the fuck up

[04:16:03] All right, good luck. That's what you do it here

[04:16:12] How do you have service wait

[04:16:14] I don't have servers here.

[04:16:16] I'm so lost for this house.

[04:16:21] Everything is a sign plus, actually everything.

[04:16:24] I actually don't get it.

[04:16:26] I actually don't get it.

[04:16:27] It's because there's no plot anymore.

[04:16:28] What about garbage?

[04:16:29] This is like...

[04:16:30] No, it's bad.

[04:16:32] Where's your streamer?

[04:16:34] I don't think so, bro.

[04:16:38] It's right in...

[04:16:40] ...Hartston.

[04:16:41] I go broad.

[04:16:42] Oh

[04:16:44] What is wrong with our house brothers food and look at these oh

[04:16:50] My god, look at this place. Can you see it or no?

[04:16:58] No

[04:17:03] You can kind of see it

[04:17:06] Wait, this is disgusting

[04:17:08] Actually, oh my god, you can fully see it. There's food right here. This this peanut butter jar been hoping

[04:17:14] for multiple days. I don't know

[04:17:16] It's never supposed to go bad because it looks like it's perfectly fine. I don't know. I don't know why

[04:17:22] Like what is the obsession with everyone's being fucking filthy?

[04:17:30] Right now

[04:17:38] How how hard do you think it's going to be to have this house clean or leave?

[04:17:47] Like right now like this is bad. Yes, this is disgusting like compared to what it's not

[04:18:00] Endless just old food in there. Yeah, that's a million flies

[04:18:04] Oh my god there's so many there's actually so many you can't even see it

[04:18:11] Hey, what did you just get it would you just fine? Hey, would you just fine?

[04:18:16] What would you just fine? Would you just fine? I let you just fine so much as

[04:18:24] Your meats kind of crunchy today

[04:18:26] No.

[04:18:27] What's up?

[04:18:28] What's up?

[04:18:31] Yeah, your food is over there though.

[04:18:32] We're all fucking pop tart, I shouldn't eat this right now.

[04:18:34] No, you shouldn't.

[04:18:35] Oh, gosh.

[04:18:36] Bro, this is like the worst thing you could pop tart.

[04:18:37] Bro, look at it, it'll be over there.

[04:18:38] No goisal, 2020 season.

[04:18:40] This is actually the worst thing you could pop tart.

[04:18:42] Let me look at it!

[04:18:43] Please, let me just look at it.

[04:18:44] You know what I've never done?

[04:18:46] I've never, ever toasted a pop tart.

[04:18:48] A day in my life, I swear to God.

[04:18:50] You don't have to start today.

[04:18:53] Thoroughly.

[04:18:54] Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[04:18:54] Actually, wait, actually stop.

[04:18:55] Actually stop, wait, I'm not, I'm dead,

[04:18:57] you're not the guy who should go in.

[04:18:58] I'm being serious.

[04:18:59] You're going there.

[04:19:01] Whoa!

[04:19:02] Wait, how did only one come off?

[04:19:04] Okay, I'm gonna do what the people just did recently.

[04:19:05] I saw a tech talk about it.

[04:19:11] Stop, what are you doing?

[04:19:14] Oh my God.

[04:19:18] This is just, this is, uh.

[04:19:19] Oh my God, that truck just, it stinks in here.

[04:19:21] No, I'm telling you, it's, it's,

[04:19:23] this is radiation zone.

[04:19:25] This is an addiction. This is a food addiction.

[04:19:30] Are you still eating it? Or spitting it out?

[04:19:33] No, I haven't swallowed one.

[04:19:34] Not even a little bit of that.

[04:19:36] That's like a new type of food. What's it called?

[04:19:41] Disorder.

[04:19:42] Eating disorder, yeah.

[04:19:43] Because there's a one where you swallow and then throw it out,

[04:19:46] but not swallowing and spitting it out.

[04:19:48] That's me.

[04:19:49] I'm eating a cake.

[04:19:51] That's crazy.

[04:19:52] That's probably not me.

[04:19:54] But like, see this? Like, no one would throw this away if I didn't do this.

[04:19:58] Exactly.

[04:20:05] Well, let me fall a little bit.

[04:20:07] Listen, man, I'm against it.

[04:20:09] Wait, did you do it today?

[04:20:11] Huh?

[04:20:12] I did.

[04:20:12] It's for God.

[04:20:13] You took my equinox cap.

[04:20:15] Should I start showing it to you?

[04:20:16] You should start showing it.

[04:20:18] Well, man, do it for you. Don't do it for other people.

[04:20:21] You should be doing it for yourself.

[04:20:22] Okay, bro. Just to show you how consistent I am.

[04:20:37] I had a little street great day, you see?

[04:20:40] Yeah.

[04:20:41] Hey, day starts right now.

[04:20:43] I went today.

[04:20:45] I'm gonna go tomorrow.

[04:20:46] And I'm gonna go the next day.

[04:20:50] It's over, bro. I've been going.

[04:20:52] Think about how much walking you did in London, too.

[04:20:57] Should we check my health out?

[04:20:59] You won't even guess what the weather is right now.

[04:21:02] In London?

[04:21:04] By raining in less than 20 degrees?

[04:21:07] 67 degrees. Why is it so beautiful outside?

[04:21:12] Probably because I'm here.

[04:21:14] Here we go.

[04:21:16] Look.

[04:21:17] What?

[04:21:18] 12,000 steps, 9,000 steps, 3,000 steps,

[04:21:21] Seven thousand seven that way I lost I didn't even get that many steps

[04:21:51] Bullshit.

[04:21:53] What the fuck?

[04:21:55] Like, yeah, it's a sti-

[04:21:57] WHAT ARE YOU FINDING?!

[04:21:59] Hahahaha

[04:22:01] Hahahaha

[04:22:02] Okay, deadass, let me eat a high-chew.

[04:22:03] High-chew's not bad.

[04:22:04] No!

[04:22:05] Brother, this strawberry ice cream is bad.

[04:22:06] You don't need the sugar!

[04:22:08] I- I deadass, I'll try it.

[04:22:10] High-chews, brother, high-chews aren't bad for you.

[04:22:11] Deadass, high-chews aren't bad for you.

[04:22:12] This is funny.

[04:22:14] High-chews aren't bad for you.

[04:22:15] One high-chew won't kill you.

[04:22:17] Like, yeah, trust me, I know it's delicious as fuck, but like...

[04:22:21] Oh my god.

[04:22:23] Oh my god.

[04:22:25] I gotta start looking like Marlon so that what I say actually can help you.

[04:22:39] There he is.

[04:22:41] Yo bro we have a problem.

[04:22:43] There's fucking flies everywhere.

[04:22:45] I know.

[04:22:46] Did you see Marlon's room?

[04:22:48] No.

[04:22:49] Did you see Marlin's room?

[04:22:51] No, but I don't know what y'all want me to do.

[04:22:53] When I text her to chat and say,

[04:22:54] Yo, we make this much money,

[04:22:56] why are we not paying $1,000 a week to get cleaners?

[04:22:58] And I'm the only person who has cleaners come to clean my room.

[04:23:01] I'm the only person that everybody else wants to be like,

[04:23:03] Oh, you know who they are.

[04:23:05] Alright, he's referring to a word there.

[04:23:07] They can't say it because they'll get him banned on purchase and send it.

[04:23:11] Is that something that we smoked in London?

[04:23:17] Why is there a fireman here?

[04:23:19] Please don't break me. It's very interesting.

[04:23:23] Is it Tom Holland or is it?

[04:23:26] You want to sit in there and eat? I'm going to fucking do it.

[04:23:31] I don't fucking care.

[04:23:33] What the fuck?

[04:23:35] Please do it!

[04:23:39] Oh!

[04:23:41] Who's Jefferson?

[04:23:43] Thomas?

[04:23:45] No, it's Justin.

[04:23:47] You know if you bounce on top of the tap-caps right here, it's gonna pop like it clicks.

[04:23:53] I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding.

[04:23:58] I don't want to break it.

[04:24:00] He told me to get on top of that.

[04:24:01] No!

[04:24:02] Don't break anything.

[04:24:03] He's just swarming it out.

[04:24:06] Wait!

[04:24:09] Oh, that's good!

[04:24:11] Chill!

[04:24:12] Huh!

[04:24:13] Nice.

[04:24:14] Shut up and use like that.

[04:24:15] like that you know it. That's a throw-in-the-tie.

[04:24:17] A.C.O!

[04:24:20] Oh, thank you, Tom Paps.

[04:24:22] Wait, are you gonna ask?

[04:24:26] Why don't you have one of those at me?

[04:24:30] Because you never gave me one.

[04:24:32] It changed.

[04:24:34] I got that for Christmas. You never gave me one.

[04:24:36] If you gave me one, I'd hang it up.

[04:24:37] Fuck your Christmas here.

[04:24:38] The fuck? Why do you?

[04:24:39] You're the only person who's using a McDonald's drink as fucking decoration.

[04:24:42] Yes, it's a Drake one.

[04:24:45] I had a McDonald's in a chicken from Disney itself.

[04:24:49] You want a card and drink? Is that better, dude?

[04:24:51] Ah, good.

[04:24:59] Oh, it's the, uh, for Ivy.

[04:25:01] Uh...

[04:25:04] Green mold.

[04:25:07] What is all this shit in the room, my bro?

[04:25:15] Oh my god, oh my god, don't

[04:25:27] Don't, bro please

[04:25:29] Bro, the pop-tart and the high-chew

[04:25:31] What are these, what are these, what are these?

[04:25:33] I wouldn't bro, no kidding

[04:25:35] Cause if you go to the gym, I was well, you know

[04:25:38] You have a carti, carti socks on these

[04:25:40] Yeah, yeah, I got nothing, I was well

[04:25:43] I mean, it's blue, too. It's blue, too.

[04:25:46] Oh, my...

[04:25:47] This house is a fucking mess, bro.

[04:25:49] I'm deadass.

[04:25:51] There's actually too much going on.

[04:25:54] I can't believe Marlon's here.

[04:25:56] It overstimulates you.

[04:25:57] We can do it. Oh, my God.

[04:25:58] Can we take a little kitchen, uh, fridge?

[04:26:01] Maybe a smell check?

[04:26:02] Bro, this shit overstimulates me like crazy.

[04:26:05] Drop on me if you hate when your house is filthy as fuck.

[04:26:08] Most of you cold outside still, I mean the windows are getting real frosty still.

[04:26:16] I'm glad the windows still have that shit on them.

[04:26:25] Little wrapping paper on the ceiling too, just to really let you know it's Christmas

[04:26:29] soon.

[04:26:30] How do I cover my windows real well?

[04:26:33] Oh my gosh.

[04:26:35] Oh my god.

[04:26:37] I got like a big whiff, what am I even looking at?

[04:26:43] Come on, Blake.

[04:26:45] How do people just live, like how do I live in this?

[04:26:48] Okay, this can't be bad, right?

[04:26:50] Chips, what'd you get?

[04:26:51] What did you get?

[04:26:52] What food did I get?

[04:26:53] I got fucking chicken and rice and a salad.

[04:26:57] From where?

[04:26:58] Joe's Flawful.

[04:27:00] Damn.

[04:27:02] I feel like I'm cold, though.

[04:27:03] Hey, you can see the city on me?

[04:27:05] I gotta check what you got.

[04:27:07] The extra pita?

[04:27:09] Are you dead ass?

[04:27:10] Is that what this is?

[04:27:11] Is that what that is?

[04:27:12] Fat bitch, it's just bread.

[04:27:13] Yeah, extra pita.

[04:27:14] For the hummus.

[04:27:15] Let me make sure you got what you got.

[04:27:19] All right.

[04:27:20] You think it's good?

[04:27:22] I know it's good.

[04:27:23] I've gotten it before.

[04:27:24] Oh god, I've never had it.

[04:27:27] I've never had this food before.

[04:27:29] Damn.

[04:27:30] Yeah, those boots up there.

[04:27:32] The thing is, too, it's like they actually fit me quite well.

[04:27:34] Looks like it would fit me. Well it fits. The ones I have, they don't fit as well as I do.

[04:27:38] You really want this bro? Like you're gonna give them away anyways.

[04:27:41] Like you might as well have this with me. I should probably check it out now.

[04:27:45] Make sure it's good. No one probably wants to do this.

[04:27:48] I have noble upstairs. Yeah but it's not noble mouth around the feature.

[04:27:52] No it is. Really? It's a noble mouth though. Should we go check it out?

[04:27:56] You can do one piece of chicken if you really want. I'll try.

[04:27:59] Just please only do one though. Just one? Yeah.

[04:28:02] just one come on I'll just try this one are you sure this one one these one okay

[04:28:11] grilled chickens are pretty big too there's nothing they pieces damn

[04:28:17] I

[04:28:25] Found me soft. Well, you already ate the chicken. I don't know

[04:28:30] Yeah, I just didn't think of the child the dough is upstairs. You can have a little move

[04:28:38] Whatever you can do maybe a bite of the peanut. I'm honest if you want. Oh, that's why so good. You are you can do that

[04:28:47] Go ahead dude, just a little, maybe a little piece on me.

[04:28:50] I never had hummus before, is it good?

[04:28:52] Actually, I'm not entirely sure.

[04:28:54] I don't, I don't, I don't dunk it.

[04:28:55] I just do like a little full generous dip.

[04:29:00] You're not even enjoying it.

[04:29:02] Wow.

[04:29:02] You're just killing.

[04:29:05] That's pretty good.

[04:29:07] Damn, did you get this?

[04:29:09] Joe's waffle.

[04:29:13] What the fuck?

[04:29:17] I

[04:29:32] Busted ass

[04:29:42] That's peace out promise

[04:29:47] You got no something though.

[04:30:00] Hey what kind of food is that?

[04:30:06] I don't actually know.

[04:30:07] What kind of food is that?

[04:30:08] I think it's kosher.

[04:30:09] I think it's kosher

[04:30:16] Classic

[04:30:21] I love that shout out to the Greeks in the chat and the Greeks

[04:30:26] Oh, yeah

[04:30:29] Okay, no troll it might be so good

[04:30:32] Okay, this is how I know it's going to use this board.

[04:30:35] No, I was like, I knew last night.

[04:30:37] I had to do it last night.

[04:30:44] Okay, you're looking at the trash.

[04:30:47] Okay, I swear to God, I swear to God.

[04:30:50] The only thing that hasn't been refrigerated is shrimp.

[04:30:53] No, it's so expensive and it's so good.

[04:30:56] Yeah, but it's been sitting there.

[04:30:57] Is shrimp bad?

[04:30:58] I swear to God.

[04:30:59] No, do not!

[04:31:00] I swear to God.

[04:31:01] I did it this morning.

[04:31:03] I believe you, I'm not.

[04:31:05] It'd be shrimp bad if you'd leave it out, alright?

[04:31:07] I swear I don't eat it.

[04:31:09] No, we all believe you.

[04:31:11] Hi, is it bad? What do they say?

[04:31:13] Guess they're all saying don't, of course.

[04:31:17] That is really gross.

[04:31:19] Is it bad? It's gross.

[04:31:21] Who's calling me? I don't know.

[04:31:23] Hello?

[04:31:25] What are you doing?

[04:31:27] Hello?

[04:31:29] Hello?

[04:31:31] What are you doing?

[04:31:32] I'm cleaning my room.

[04:31:35] You're about to eat shrimp today's all day. You didn't put in the fridge.

[04:31:40] But I didn't.

[04:31:43] Yes, you did. I told you this morning.

[04:31:47] You said, oh, is this bad? It's been out all night since my birthday there.

[04:31:52] And then I said, yeah, don't eat it, and then you had a piece, and then now you're about to eat it again.

[04:31:57] Did you put it in the fridge, Shelly?

[04:31:59] Um...

[04:32:03] Yeah, I think.

[04:32:05] What do you mean you need to think?

[04:32:07] I put it in the hallway, it's cool.

[04:32:09] That's...

[04:32:11] Oh my god, don't eat that, throw it away.

[04:32:13] Oh god, it's so expensive.

[04:32:15] Alright, do you want to eat it on the side?

[04:32:21] Wait, so I shouldn't eat this?

[04:32:23] No, throw it away.

[04:32:27] Okay, bye

[04:32:34] I'm so confused this bad to eat

[04:32:37] What's the worst that can happen? I'm dead ass

[04:32:40] Get sick get some bacteria get some worms growing in your belly

[04:32:45] Hey chat GPT

[04:32:47] Hey, I'm here and ready to help. What's in your mind today?

[04:32:51] So, I have shrimp from Nobu Malibu that I took home and I left it out for about, hmm,

[04:32:58] probably like 17 hours so far into a hallway that's at 70 degrees, but it was in a closed container.

[04:33:03] Is this shrimp bad to eat?

[04:33:06] Yeah, I'd be really cautious with that. Seafood is super perishable, especially shrimp.

[04:33:10] Even if it was in a closed container at 17 hours at 70 degrees Fahrenheit is a big risk.

[04:33:15] I'd say it's safer to just skip it to avoid any food poisoning.

[04:33:18] That's cool.

[04:33:18] That would be safe.

[04:33:20] OK, so here's the thing, though.

[04:33:22] I ate two this morning before I started my work,

[04:33:26] before I went to work.

[04:33:27] Yeah, I did.

[04:33:29] Yeah, I mean, if you ate some this morning,

[04:33:31] I'd definitely keep an eye out for any symptoms.

[04:33:34] Boys who come from seafood can hit within a few hours.

[04:33:36] Sometimes it can take longer.

[04:33:38] Just stay hydrated.

[04:33:38] And if you start feeling off, nausea, stomach pain, fever,

[04:33:41] don't hesitate to contact the doctor.

[04:33:43] I hope you feel OK.

[04:33:44] What's your name?

[04:33:46] Griff.

[04:33:47] I don't have a personal name,

[04:33:48] but you can just call me Chad GBT or whatever you prefer.

[04:33:51] If you'd like me to remember a name

[04:33:52] for future conversations, I can do that too.

[04:33:54] Give yourself a name, dude.

[04:33:57] Ooh, fine.

[04:33:58] Okay, how about I go by Nova?

[04:34:00] It's kind of neutral with a future person.

[04:34:01] Bro, give me a better name than Nova.

[04:34:03] I'm talking about like a real name.

[04:34:05] Ah, got it.

[04:34:06] Okay, let's go with something more classic.

[04:34:08] How about something like Alex or Jordan?

[04:34:10] I can go with either of those if you like.

[04:34:11] Jordan, Jordan.

[04:34:12] Jordan, bro.

[04:34:13] How are you Jordan? Okay?

[04:34:15] Absolutely. I love it. Jordan it is.

[04:34:17] Okay, so Jordan, Jordan, Jordan. I have a problem.

[04:34:21] So I ate a couple of these these morning. I know you told me to look out for a

[04:34:24] nausea or something like that, but my girlfriend's telling me that I shouldn't eat it now.

[04:34:28] Is there actual risk if I eat it right now? It looks good.

[04:34:31] Yeah, I mean even if it looks okay, there's a big risk of seafood that's been out that long.

[04:34:36] It might not show signs right away, but harmful bacteria is going to be here.

[04:34:40] I say trust your good, no pun intended, and don't eat them.

[04:34:43] My gut is telling me to eat them, Jordan.

[04:34:45] I'll sort it off.

[04:34:47] I totally get that feeling, but I just

[04:34:49] don't want you to regret it later or something.

[04:34:52] If you can, maybe just toss them out, have something else,

[04:34:54] and then you won't have to stress all day.

[04:34:55] But my chat is telling me to eat it.

[04:34:57] They're all peer-pressuringly.

[04:35:00] I get it.

[04:35:00] It's easy to feel that pressure, but at the end of the day,

[04:35:02] it's your call.

[04:35:03] If there's any doubt, I'd really just

[04:35:05] trust your mom's her health and ritual to agree.

[04:35:07] I'm out of here, Jordan.

[04:35:08] Peace out.

[04:35:09] Kimmy's in your chat asking about what asking whatever what I think she said what is he eating because I was sort of saying everything

[04:35:20] He said

[04:35:22] This is fucking disgusting

[04:35:25] Absolutely, it looks so good

[04:35:27] You don't think this is a fault, do you know what I'm gonna know about her. I look like a reservation. I'm not gonna go by myself

[04:35:34] I'm dead ass, bro

[04:35:37] What?

[04:35:39] Pop-Tart, Haichu, Lay's Chicken, and Bread with Hummus, and that.

[04:35:43] Lacy's Valentine's Day food.

[04:35:46] Why is Kimmy saying this?

[04:35:47] Yo, Kimmy, Kimmy, I ate a Pop-Tart and I spit it out completely. I didn't swallow it.

[04:35:51] Uh, Haichu, I chewed on it and spit it out. I didn't swallow it. Go to the bottom.

[04:35:55] Lay's Chicken, it was grilled chicken with bread and hummus. That's fine and bad.

[04:35:58] I ate one piece of grilled chicken, half a piece of bread and a little bit of hummus.

[04:36:01] Lay, Lacy's Valentine's Day food, I looked at it. I didn't even take it.

[04:36:06] Plop it.

[04:36:09] My girlfriend said you will never learn.

[04:36:14] Okay, I'm gonna ask like,

[04:36:16] Sprinkler?

[04:36:20] Are you fucking deadass?

[04:36:22] Watch how you fucking talk to her.

[04:36:24] I'm timing you out.

[04:36:27] Yo, bloody sands, bro, fuck you.

[04:36:31] Let's see, what's this neat people like?

[04:36:33] So how's it going?

[04:36:40] Pretty good.

[04:36:41] Oh, did you start yet?

[04:36:43] Yeah, I'm taping everything down first.

[04:36:45] So what's going to happen when it gets pitch dark out in the next 20 minutes?

[04:36:47] Oh, we have lights. We have lights.

[04:36:49] No, those lights aren't going to...

[04:36:51] Yeah, they're bigger too.

[04:36:52] That light doesn't work.

[04:36:53] Lights right there, maybe a little flashlight, got a ring light on here.

[04:36:56] I'm committed, no one.

[04:36:58] You know you have to layer like 10 times.

[04:37:00] What do you mean?

[04:37:01] Like spray paint it, you don't have to do it just once a day, like ten times.

[04:37:04] Listen bro, all the negativity, negative Nancy up there.

[04:37:06] No, hold on.

[04:37:07] That one did not set up a keep going.

[04:37:10] I'm done with this.

[04:37:11] You're not going to be hating it.

[04:37:14] I feel like you should practice on like your helmet maybe, make that black first.

[04:37:16] Oh, I like the purple helmet.

[04:37:17] Okay.

[04:37:18] That's horrible.

[04:37:19] Can I climb this roof?

[04:37:22] Ladies, you want to know what I was just saying?

[04:37:24] Yeah, what's up?

[04:37:25] I was saying that true is you, you'd be really fucking cool.

[04:37:28] Thank you bro.

[04:37:29] Yeah.

[04:37:30] I had it from last night I put it in the fridge do I look like I'm a liar

[04:37:46] What did you do to the shrimp?

[04:37:48] Um, enjoy the fuck out of it.

[04:37:50] Yeah, what did you do to the shrimp?

[04:37:52] Let me guess, you put in your balls.

[04:37:54] Oh, you shoved the shrimp up your ass or shit on it.

[04:37:56] Now you want me to eat you.

[04:37:58] Oh, you come on it? Come on the shrimp?

[04:38:00] No, I did not come on the shrimp. That's weird.

[04:38:02] There's a platform right there.

[04:38:04] If you walk around there's a platform right there on the roof.

[04:38:06] Right here?

[04:38:08] Yeah, like around there, right there.

[04:38:10] If I get around right here.

[04:38:12] What if I fall?

[04:38:14] Break the bone.

[04:38:15] I just told you to do the shrimp, bro, nice.

[04:38:17] What did I do?

[04:38:18] What did I do to shrimp?

[04:38:19] Fuck you.

[04:38:20] All right.

[04:38:21] I did not have sex with the shrimp,

[04:38:21] but that ain't what we see.

[04:38:22] I did not have sex with the shrimp.

[04:38:25] Why is it so fucking bright, bro?

[04:38:27] I don't know.

[04:38:30] There we go.

[04:38:31] I just gotta, I wanna make my room look a little nicer.

[04:38:33] Yeah, I do, you know what?

[04:38:34] Look what that smoothie's got there.

[04:38:36] That's some sexy shit.

[04:38:38] With such a hum of flow.

[04:38:41] Dude, you know what I'm gonna miss about living here?

[04:38:44] or not this, if you would.

[04:38:46] Like, I lowkey like my view.

[04:38:48] God, this is such a rich person to say,

[04:38:49] I like the view, but like you can't really see.

[04:38:52] Like it's kinda ass, Chad, no?

[04:38:54] Well, you can't really see it.

[04:38:56] Like, there's too many trees.

[04:38:57] I like having a view.

[04:38:59] Like, even if it's, if we live in a shit house,

[04:39:01] I don't get to find it.

[04:39:02] As long as you can see something,

[04:39:03] like, Broadlawn to me was nice

[04:39:05] because you could see like everything.

[04:39:06] It was so cool.

[04:39:08] I never went there.

[04:39:09] You never went to Broadlawn?

[04:39:10] Isn't that what I'm saying?

[04:39:11] Like, actually, I was never inside that house

[04:39:14] Broad lawn is such a fucking...

[04:39:16] I'm not even kidding.

[04:39:17] Oh, just watch.

[04:39:18] Hold on, let me see if I can...

[04:39:22] Really quick call.

[04:39:28] Hey, Graf, I'm live right now.

[04:39:30] I know.

[04:39:31] Alright.

[04:39:32] How hard is it, because I know it's for sale,

[04:39:35] for us to get the pert and the re-litter from Broad lawn

[04:39:38] to show the house off on-street if I want to go?

[04:39:44] Um, no, no, we can easily make that happen.

[04:39:46] Um, my buddy reps him now.

[04:39:48] My buddy that helps us,

[04:39:50] the best that's helped us all with the house is he reps him now, so...

[04:39:53] Wait, so can I visit it tomorrow?

[04:39:56] Probably, I'll message him right now.

[04:39:58] Okay, bet. They, they, could we probably need one security though there

[04:40:01] because people will probably try to come because they know the address

[04:40:03] and I'd be showing it.

[04:40:06] I know, that's not enough.

[04:40:07] Oh, we only need the security for like an hour.

[04:40:09] Once I leave, I'm going for it.

[04:40:10] I'll get back. Well, they would know anyway tomorrow. But if I would, all right, all right.

[04:40:24] Damn, we might tour tomorrow.

[04:40:26] That's insane. Of course. Of course, like, Griff just...

[04:40:29] How does Griff know everything?

[04:40:30] Oh, my guy erupts him. Yeah. Of course he does, bro.

[04:40:33] Damn. Yo, Lacey!

[04:40:34] Yeah!

[04:40:35] Guess what I'm doing tomorrow!

[04:40:36] Good!

[04:40:37] What I'm doing tomorrow?

[04:40:39] Bro, I got a private tour of Broadlawn.

[04:40:41] Really?

[04:40:42] Yes.

[04:40:42] Let's see.

[04:40:43] You want to come?

[04:40:44] Yeah.

[04:40:46] What time?

[04:40:46] I don't know yet.

[04:40:47] I'm going to figure it out.

[04:40:48] I'll be there.

[04:40:50] Let's do it.

[04:40:51] You think you'll actually sell the house to us again?

[04:40:53] Griff's guy apparently knows the guy, the realtor there,

[04:40:56] and he said we could just check it out.

[04:40:57] Yeah.

[04:40:59] Dude, I'd be so fired.

[04:41:00] We could react to all the clips all my days.

[04:41:03] Oh

[04:41:07] Oh my no no no no I

[04:41:11] Gotta do p.o. Tomorrow. Oh god

[04:41:14] Again your car back. No I'm gonna have to just use someone's like a dapps. I'll ask for it

[04:41:19] Bro, why do you guys think W stream what the same guy is a spinning W stream?

[04:41:24] Do I got a tiny about who's ever happened to say the L stream? No, he's like acting like I'm ending my stream

[04:41:29] I'm nowhere even near ending my stream

[04:41:31] So you would fucking five minutes, bro.

[04:41:33] What's your other vacation going?

[04:41:37] Wait, maybe he was just saying WStream like he just likes to stream.

[04:41:39] Wait, and I'm gonna asshole.

[04:41:41] Wait, this is the first time I've ever had people say WStream and I'm banning them.

[04:41:44] What am I doing?

[04:41:45] Yo, mods, unban him.

[04:41:50] Wait, am I a piece of...

[04:41:51] Now they're sending Elron.

[04:41:52] They gave it a 16 months ban.

[04:41:54] Talk.

[04:41:55] Ban fuck.

[04:41:57] Um, oh yeah.

[04:41:58] Let me shut this real quick.

[04:41:59] real quick so none of these fucking flies come in stop spirit me out Ron Jesus fucking

[04:42:10] Christ you know someone sent me this appeal I actually use it ever done candle smell it

[04:42:17] it was good as shit oh my god it smells good we're gonna use this having sex on now does

[04:42:22] that smells really good whoever sent me this the guy who sent me this shit like this is

[04:42:26] cool because I put this on, lit it on fire, and I had sex with this in the back.

[04:42:33] Look, this is the lighter I'm using.

[04:42:37] I used a match.

[04:42:41] This room is over-seemly, I mean, I actually hate it. I'm not kidding, I'm ready to move.

[04:42:44] Like, even like this, why do I have my Tyson shorts? Like, I still have this.

[04:42:51] When I move, like, generally serious, I'm not kidding. I have to get rid of so much shit.

[04:42:56] Like certain like statues like these jokers. I don't have space for that in the room

[04:43:00] Same with like that like the post like all these posters all these like paintings whatever it is

[04:43:07] I don't space for all that's burger shit. I miss burger. Hold on. I'm gonna do a quick slopper quick

[04:43:13] You see my shortster, maybe

[04:43:17] Yeah, you like that you like that or what?

[04:43:23] Hello

[04:43:26] Oh

[04:43:30] El print

[04:43:32] Bro you guys act like Jason's print was fabricated wasn't fabricated. It was all fake. There's no way we're print watching now

[04:43:56] Thank you

[04:44:09] But don't stop the voting notice is just

[04:44:26] Now why are you being a little baby back there over water?

[04:44:29] True, it's water.

[04:44:30] No, fuck you all.

[04:44:31] Wait, do you have a phone to give me, Charger?

[04:44:33] Hey!

[04:44:34] Hey!

[04:44:35] Hey!

[04:44:36] Hey!

[04:44:37] Hey!

[04:44:38] Hey!

[04:44:39] Hey!

[04:44:40] Hey!

[04:44:41] Hey!

[04:44:42] Hey!

[04:44:43] Hey!

[04:44:44] Hey!

[04:44:45] Hey!

[04:44:46] Hey!

[04:44:47] Hey!

[04:44:48] Hey!

[04:44:49] Hey!

[04:44:50] Hey!

[04:44:51] Hey!

[04:44:52] Hey!

[04:44:53] Hey!

[04:44:54] Hey!

[04:44:55] Hey!

[04:44:56] You're gonna have to put a handle on it so you can set it all up to 10.

[04:45:02] Oh, how about that?

[04:45:08] You're good. You're gonna get the lectures put in the box.

[04:45:11] Actually, he drew it.

[04:45:15] See, he's also out of the PO box.

[04:45:17] Oh

[04:45:31] No, wait, you this wait boys boys

[04:45:38] My god

[04:45:41] Wait, oh no, I think I did for baby. Oh, I think I actually for baby

[04:45:47] I swear to God.

[04:45:48] You're what?

[04:45:49] Thanks, bud.

[04:45:50] Stop, stop, stop.

[04:45:51] Wait, did I not put baby oil on this last time?

[04:45:52] No, I think I did.

[04:45:53] I really don't think I did.

[04:45:54] I'm pretty sure I did.

[04:45:55] What do they say?

[04:45:56] I think I put a little bit of water or maybe water.

[04:45:58] Wait, I'm just saying I'll prod.

[04:46:01] I don't know.

[04:46:03] Stop!

[04:46:04] Yo, that's crazy!

[04:46:05] I'm home!

[04:46:06] He's actually a little kid.

[04:46:07] Bro, isn't it crazy?

[04:46:08] I'm home!

[04:46:09] I'm home!

[04:46:10] I'm home!

[04:46:11] I'm home!

[04:46:12] I'm home!

[04:46:13] I'm home!

[04:46:14] I'm home!

[04:46:15] I'm home!

[04:46:16] Bro, isn't he crazy? He's turning 20.

[04:46:18] Oh yeah, he's got no life to live with. He's gonna die soon.

[04:46:21] He's actually just like Julianne, so...

[04:46:31] Maybe one more for the fucking...

[04:46:41] Why me?! What the fuck did I do?!

[04:46:46] I still have my Christmas decorations.

[04:46:53] Oh, from Redacted Miss.

[04:46:54] Oh, from Redacted Miss.

[04:46:56] Dude, I actually have so much fucking shoes, Jack.

[04:47:03] Drew?

[04:47:04] Quiet!

[04:47:05] Yo, stop!

[04:47:06] I'm coming!

[04:47:07] I'm coming!

[04:47:08] He's actually a little ass kid.

[04:47:12] I'm not a little kid!

[04:47:14] Go back to school!

[04:47:15] Oh my gosh, I forgot.

[04:47:16] Drew gets so manly, call him a baby.

[04:47:18] Like, but like, it's serious.

[04:47:20] Like, it's not, he doesn't even like farm it.

[04:47:22] He's actually just a bot.

[04:47:24] Yo, Drew, stop being a baby, bruh.

[04:47:27] You act like a baby.

[04:47:32] All right, I'm getting on my computer.

[04:47:35] Just gonna hop in.

[04:47:36] Hey, where's my phone?

[04:47:37] Oh, it's a three small and a nice one.

[04:47:39] What?

[04:47:40] It's, I don't know where it actually is.

[04:47:44] Oh my god, I hate this. I'm dead. I'm dead as he did. I am not kidding

[04:47:52] No, it's not what they're doing

[04:47:56] I hate this yes guys go ahead put the W's

[04:48:03] Is it is this better like amazing

[04:48:08] stream. You guys are never this nice. What a wonderful experience. Yeah, what do you mean?

[04:48:16] Like, what a great time being here. Like, having a blast here. Thank you so much. Loving the experience.

[04:48:27] Like, look at this, bro. This is fantastic stream. See y'all tomorrow. I'm not ending. Shut up. Yo,

[04:48:36] I'm not kidding. I can't go back to my desktop every time and you guys just say the same fucking joke every time, bro. I

[04:48:44] Enjoyed every minute. Okay. Yeah, nice. And then you put the baby rage. What a unique experience

[04:48:52] Ron's use 2025 portion I love in GT 30. Yeah mods. What is the we do something about this? I'm dead ass. Can we dead ass do something?

[04:49:01] All right, I'm about to play some games. What game should I play Loki? What's a game that can Loki hit right now?

[04:49:06] I want to play something up to the chat

[04:49:14] Valorant with outlaw I would rather take my life

[04:49:19] To be to mode

[04:49:22] Rocket League I Loki do want to play Rocket League, but who could I play with that could be fun?

[04:49:26] Because I think Jinx he's done playing

[04:49:29] Why is that playing?

[04:49:31] Some fucking Yedakiss.

[04:49:36] Rocket League of the Fire, they give it a 5 gifted, Ridge.

[04:49:42] X, wait, does XQC wanna play video games?

[04:49:46] Is he my good friend or does he not like me?

[04:49:49] Let me try.

[04:49:52] Yo XQC, wanna play Rocket League?

[04:49:57] it. Take it out. Take it out.

[04:50:04] Take it outside. Take it outside. Wait, what do we do? Do we take it out?

[04:50:08] Bro, come on. Use the pliers. The things. Don't use water. Yo, bro.

[04:50:15] Wanna play Rockets League?

[04:50:18] Take it out.

[04:50:20] Okay, okay.

[04:50:22] I'll open the door.

[04:50:24] Um, chat.

[04:50:26] Am I irrelevant?

[04:50:28] Chat. Um, you know what you do when this happens, chat?

[04:50:30] Yeah, I'm not gonna get it.

[04:50:32] Yo, bro, wanna play Rocket League?

[04:50:34] You put it in the oven.

[04:50:36] Three times.

[04:50:38] The dog's pissed by the way, because...

[04:50:40] The dog knew.

[04:50:42] Be careful, it's gonna slow.

[04:50:44] That's fine.

[04:50:46] Yo, wanna play?

[04:50:48] I'm not the rocket team today. I'm playing a break up of the game

[04:51:18] 10 minute intro? Are we the rest?

[04:51:27] Son.

[04:51:30] Alright.

[04:51:32] Yo, Jinxy, wanna play games?

[04:51:48] I mean chat that's so chubby, bro

[04:51:54] Yo, do you want to play games Ron? I can't tonight

[04:51:59] I can't tonight, but if you text me like a day or two in advance. I'm down a day or two and it

[04:52:05] But I can't tonight Ron. I can't tonight. I'm so look you to champion a day or two in advance

[04:52:12] What a way to tell me to kill myself

[04:52:44] He's out. He's out. He was the giant play doh dude. Yeah. And then we killed him. And

[04:52:54] then we were being chased. Do we do we for that thing he did that one time right off

[04:53:01] the side rest easy big guy that's so sad. Okay so it looks like there's a few people

[04:53:06] alive still we got some some really trying to pull that dude house off the fucking hill

[04:53:13] damn morning Kequah who is doing this you know what bro it's whatever bro I'm

[04:53:30] used to this I'll play video games by myself I'll play video games by myself

[04:53:35] I'm used to this as a real gamer as a real entertainer. I don't need anybody I

[04:53:43] Will do this by myself, bro. I don't need friends. I don't need anything

[04:53:50] Wait is forza on steam

[04:53:55] What

[04:53:59] Wait, don't I need a wheel though for this don't I need a wheel?

[04:54:05] No, but is this boring to stream you think because it's simply just

[04:54:19] Yes, you know, bro

[04:54:22] I'm not gonna lie. I want to play video games. So I'm gonna play video games

[04:54:25] I don't need I don't need anyone. You know my biggest thing right now of

[04:54:29] 2027 or oh my god now. I'm sorry like an idiot cuz that one guy said it bra. I'm gonna be dead ass

[04:54:33] I don't need anyone

[04:54:35] Let me join.

[04:54:36] Laze, you have a setup here?

[04:54:38] Laze, you have a setup here?

[04:54:45] Now if I say Laze, do you wanna play?

[04:54:47] Is the chat gonna just spam fucking W's?

[04:54:51] Why is it coming out of my speaker?

[04:54:57] What is this dog shit ass music?

[04:55:00] Yeah, there you are, dude, ghost-maring W's.

[04:55:03] Do you have a setup, bro? Hello?

[04:55:05] like what the fuck is this stop typing emote bro oh my god I can't I can't I

[04:55:22] can't read a chat when it's moving this quick bro I'm dead ass I did I did ask

[04:55:27] him out I can't read I can ask Ray or run home well how long does it take you

[04:55:33] to get home

[04:55:35] like i got to use this might guys i'm sorry uh... i hear lacy speaker i don't

[04:55:39] want to go into my

[04:55:46] twenty max

[04:55:49] how do i turn this dog shit as music off

[04:55:53] how do i skip music

[04:55:54] how do you skip music

[04:55:56] how do you how do you how do you skip music

[04:56:03] How do you oh my god? Oh my god

[04:56:10] Oh, how do you

[04:56:18] What is this what's the best what's the best one what's the best one

[04:56:33] Wait, hold on, no?

[04:56:37] Shit, swipe?

[04:56:49] Wait, where?

[04:56:54] I got a sneeze coming! Everyone say bless you!

[04:57:03] Unreleased Rocket League!

[04:57:08] Nut after nut!

[04:57:17] Wait!

[04:57:19] Wait, there's a tournament starting right now?

[04:57:23] Starts in one minute!

[04:57:33] I

[04:57:44] Glad play this or no

[04:57:48] The place or no

[04:57:56] Wait, there's you guys are saying it's bad

[04:57:58] Oh not that's a bad tournament is that a L tournament?

[04:58:05] 2v2 soccer tournament in 45 minutes?

[04:58:09] Do I play that with Lace?

[04:58:13] I'm bad.

[04:58:16] Okay how hard is 1v1s if I get good?

[04:58:22] How long would it take me to get good at this game?

[04:58:32] Ask Squishy to give me advice?

[04:58:34] Would he help me or no?

[04:58:41] I would love to bro.

[04:58:43] No, I'm not kidding.

[04:58:46] 26 I want to win the word for gaming

[04:58:52] Let's go

[04:58:59] Hey, where rank am I like if I was a rank on this game want to be because I play competitive, but like

[04:59:12] One five is not a

[04:59:16] Wood 5 is not a rank.

[04:59:19] Run!

[04:59:21] Ah, it's changed my title to trying to get, like, the max rank.

[04:59:25] What's...

[04:59:33] It's fine. That's cool.

[04:59:36] Autism 3 is not a rank, dick.

[04:59:38] What did I just...

[04:59:46] Wait, why am I like...

[05:00:00] Oh.

[05:00:03] Dude, oh my GOD!

[05:00:06] Like, am I just a single gamer?

[05:00:08] Like, where I'm like only good at one game?

[05:00:11] Like, get serious.

[05:00:13] Dude, uh...

[05:00:16] To me, she said yes.

[05:00:19] What's his discord?

[05:00:21] Why am I only good at one fucking game?

[05:00:27] To me, she had my discord stable Renado period.

[05:00:30] All lowercase, so when I get yours, I can get sad.

[05:00:35] This guy just typed Bradley Morgan on the top. How do you...

[05:00:37] No, are you...

[05:00:39] He didn't even tell me a full fucking sentence!

[05:00:41] We just typed Bradley Morton!

[05:00:50] Oh!

[05:00:58] Hey! Hey!

[05:01:01] Oh!

[05:01:03] I did not break rule one.

[05:01:05] Shut up, it's not that serious, even if I did.

[05:01:08] It is not that serious I'm gonna add them up to this game so what's the worst that could happen if I break rule 1 I get fucking murdered like what are you doing dude this is this is like ruthless

[05:01:37] This is dead-ass ruthless

[05:01:41] I'm not forfeiting

[05:01:45] One thing about me is I'll never quit in life

[05:01:54] Bitch! Oh my god!

[05:02:03] Are you?

[05:02:07] oh my god oh my god

[05:02:18] bitch I told you hold on hold on hold on hold on

[05:02:31] Wait, what the fuck is that Grinch?

[05:02:38] That's just so corny.

[05:02:48] Hold on!

[05:02:53] I don't think you meant to do that.

[05:03:00] Wait, is this guy fucking?

[05:03:09] God fucking help!

[05:03:47] by the crowd for saying that

[05:04:17] I'm so dog shit like actually I see a minion spitting popcorn in my chat

[05:05:05] Oh no!

[05:05:22] Oh my god!

[05:05:25] Oh my god!

[05:05:27] Oh my god.

[05:05:34] No!

[05:05:37] No!

[05:05:39] No!

[05:05:41] No!

[05:05:43] No!

[05:05:45] No!

[05:05:47] No!

[05:05:49] No!

[05:05:51] No!

[05:05:53] No!

[05:05:55] No!

[05:06:02] No!

[05:06:05] Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

[05:06:08] Please, please!

[05:06:13] No!

[05:06:15] No!

[05:06:23] No!

[05:06:25] No!

[05:06:31] I'm gonna play.

[05:06:42] I've lost my first game, bro.

[05:06:46] Then I hear this dog-shit-ass music.

[05:06:50] What's Squishy's Discord?

[05:06:53] I need his full name. What's his full name? Government. Pending. Squishy muffins?

[05:07:13] Hello?

[05:07:14] Hello?

[05:07:15] Hi!

[05:07:16] Hello?

[05:07:17] Can you hear me?

[05:07:18] Can you hear me?

[05:07:19] Am I being trolled?

[05:07:20] Hello?

[05:07:21] Hello?

[05:07:22] I hear you now.

[05:07:23] Hey, dude!

[05:07:24] What's up, brother?

[05:07:25] You know what?

[05:07:26] You know what's crazy, Ron?

[05:07:27] I saw a clip of you saying you'd beat me in 2020 or something like that about.

[05:07:33] Did I laugh at it?

[05:07:34] Yeah, you did.

[05:07:35] You know what?

[05:07:36] You know what?

[05:07:37] You know what's crazy, Ron?

[05:07:38] I saw a clip of you saying you'd beat me in 2020 or something like that about.

[05:07:42] He told Jinxie you beat me in 2020 or some shit, you're in free to play.

[05:07:47] Wait, I lowkey probably did, wait, have you always gone by the gamertag squishy?

[05:07:51] Yes.

[05:07:52] No, what do you mean you lowkey probably did beat me?

[05:07:57] No, you did not, bro.

[05:07:58] You're silver.

[05:07:59] I'm gonna be honest, first of all, rank doesn't matter.

[05:08:02] That's number one.

[05:08:03] Everyone knows that.

[05:08:04] Everyone knows that.

[05:08:05] That's the truth.

[05:08:06] Is this wrong or right, chat?

[05:08:07] I'm not even silver, I'm bronze.

[05:08:08] Okay?

[05:08:09] That's number one.

[05:08:10] up so get it wrong yes that's better than silver that's number one number two

[05:08:15] one we want I mean bro we could 1v1 but it's what's it did that hard to 1v1

[05:08:21] you I'm confused you want it yeah I'll tell you on you it was your gamer tag are

[05:08:28] you on steam or epic what do you want add epic friend wait epic friend be honest

[05:08:34] if I really wanted to how hard would it or how long it take me to become really

[05:08:39] good at this game you actually want to yeah I actually really do I want to get

[05:08:44] good at a game again I used to be pretty good at video games and now my chat

[05:08:47] tells me I'm an asset every game well I know you were good at 49 49 it's hard

[05:08:51] it takes time so I feel like you can get good at this I was pretty good yeah for

[05:08:54] a while yeah of course I feel like if you're willing to put in like a few hours

[05:08:59] a day you could probably get to like second the highest ranking within the

[05:09:04] year how many how many how many hours do you have on this game 22,000 you're not

[05:09:11] serious sort of got I just I started when I was 14 I'm 25 25 now 22,000 hours

[05:09:21] yeah don't don't calculate it no no no don't calculate it don't calculate you

[05:09:27] have 916 days straight of playing you didn't have to calculate it like we're

[05:09:33] talking like if you started today you play for 916 days straight 24-7

[05:09:38] basically yeah you didn't have to get by 54 you played for 16 years straight are

[05:09:48] you know are you stupid I'm sorry I respectfully brother like I'm trying to

[05:09:55] be nice but Jesus Christ it's not how math works how does that not right

[05:09:58] 964 by 54 weeks. Oh wait no divided by 916 divided by 24. 38 days straight.

[05:10:09] Yo, Noshvon. Oh my, are you trolling legitimately? Please figure this out. Please let's not move

[05:10:18] on until we figure this out because if you can't figure out this simple math problem.

[05:10:21] Wait 9 I think 16 was what is that many days?

[05:10:25] divided by seven a hundred and thirty weeks straight

[05:10:32] divided by yeah

[05:10:34] to

[05:10:36] To one half year straight. There you go, bro. There you go. Yes. That's correct. That's correct

[05:10:41] Yeah, if you sat down day and night 24 seven and played a game for two and a half years straight that's many hours

[05:10:47] Yes, which comes out on average like two thousand hours a year

[05:10:51] the girlfriend

[05:10:52] i'd like for me

[05:10:54] all congratulations bro

[05:10:56] thank you but i'm i'm i've been

[05:10:57] made for like six months

[05:10:59] all my god like married or fiance

[05:11:02] now married like actually

[05:11:04] well how was your wedding

[05:11:06] was great for all of us beautiful

[05:11:08] all for asking

[05:11:09] you have any children

[05:11:11] now i'm not gonna not yet product your two

[05:11:14] and bro

[05:11:16] let me let me add you what your thing is unstable or not

[05:11:18] Yeah, let me know what yours is so I can add you also

[05:11:26] So guys you guys don't have to type emotes for everything you maybe can type real words right

[05:11:29] I just add you on steam because we both have the thing where you can't add epic

[05:11:34] Yeah, my steam code fuck. What's your steam?

[05:11:37] Go leaderboard go leaderboard you just find me through the work easier

[05:11:42] Go go play profile go profile go back

[05:11:46] Yeah, profile, career, league rankings, go back, go back.

[05:11:52] Top 100 Niko, is this you?

[05:11:54] No, no, no, no, go back, go back, go further.

[05:11:56] League rankings, and then 3v3, see the little preheads.

[05:11:59] Yeah.

[05:12:00] And then score down a bit, and a little bit more, a little bit more, a little bit more,

[05:12:04] a little bit more, a little bit more, right there, right there, press down.

[05:12:07] Your number 23 in the world.

[05:12:09] Hold on, let me make sure to screw there.

[05:12:11] You're friends, this isn't full.

[05:12:13] What the fuck?

[05:12:15] what

[05:12:17] wait how many glove

[05:12:18] wait how many of these do you have can i get one

[05:12:21] well you play CS 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 of them

[05:12:25] you play CS bro? yes

[05:12:29] my hour, i'm missing console hours, yeah i play CS i play CS

[05:12:33] are you nasty as CS? well you probably are because Fortnite ain't no

[05:12:36] no i'm really good at CS

[05:12:38] yeah yeah yeah, that makes sense

[05:12:40] No 22,000 people comments on your profile. That means you're fucking late

[05:12:45] But on this guy said sign question mark, okay, I'll sign his profile. Maybe he'll like me

[05:12:50] Sign by Ron love. What is your what you sent it?

[05:12:55] No, you have a friend list. That's full. It says I see it. No, no, no, I have judge

[05:13:01] You have a wife you're good at Rocket League you have a dope CS inventory bro squishy you are the go your step for life

[05:13:08] thank you brother hey you got crazy bonus I know you know about the CS games

[05:13:12] like that of course bro I have a karambit Doppler sapphire you have a

[05:13:17] sapphire that's clean sapphire gloves box gloves and I just kept them I had

[05:13:23] vice gloves but you're a world champion yeah bro that good yeah well that's fine

[05:13:33] Yeah, I won a long champion before I won

[05:13:37] Yes, bro. Yeah, I didn't watch you like I didn't really watch for tonight like that

[05:13:44] You got good highlights amazing highlights. It's actually really good. I'll let you watch in your free time. Wait. I have a question

[05:13:51] Why that car that you're using why do I see people use that car versus the car? I'm using like what's the difference?

[05:13:58] It's actually the same. Okay, so they both have hitboxes. They're the same hitbox, but the phoenix so

[05:14:03] The Fennec is what I have on. It has an Octane hitbox, but the Fennec visually matches the Octane hitbox better than the Octane.

[05:14:10] If that makes sense.

[05:14:11] So why would I use other cars then?

[05:14:15] You shouldn't. Octane hitbox is the best.

[05:14:17] But they know that at Rocket League or no?

[05:14:20] Like the casual player shouldn't care about that.

[05:14:23] Like, that's more like for the higher level players, you know?

[05:14:26] Wait, so I can't rock like my GT3RS because I have us in her life?

[05:14:30] Dude, hell no. Rock what you want to rock.

[05:14:33] Yeah, but I also want to be better, bro. Like, I want to get good at this game.

[05:14:36] Like, there's no reason why I shouldn't be good, bro.

[05:14:39] Everyone always tells me I'm not a gamer anymore, and Loki's starting to get to me.

[05:14:42] I'm going to be honest with you. I'm being serious to it. I'm not even trolling for the stream.

[05:14:45] Like, I've been really trying to get good at games again,

[05:14:49] and it's just always just like, oh, you are ass at game. You're ass at it.

[05:14:52] And I'm just like, bro, I'm like, I'm good at games.

[05:14:57] But I don't have the panic.

[05:14:58] You don't hold on I'm not gonna buy it in the shop right now. Hold on. You could just release it

[05:15:07] How did they troll they removed I think

[05:15:12] Hold on oh, that's why don't get that one. I'll see if I can get you a code for it

[05:15:16] No, like DM you it or else the asking message

[05:15:20] Because yeah

[05:15:28] I'll see if I can get a code for it

[05:15:33] Wait, this is so cool

[05:15:43] All right, you'll lose both you actually want to run this one be one we can't yeah, how do I get?

[05:15:48] If you want this to be easy you can make me leave play that on the bottom

[05:15:53] You press my profile and then I pull up picture and then

[05:15:59] Why you guys so you can get uh, so I have a question for you, bro

[05:16:04] This shark fin thing because it looks cool as fuck like what is that bath?

[05:16:10] Hey, it's just not calm like what's the most copy shit to do?

[05:16:15] Nothing you weren't eat but like bare bones literally not so like what's like a cool skin so like my biggest problem

[05:16:20] When I get into lobbies everyone just thinks I'm like a bot

[05:16:28] Okay

[05:16:41] Coolest are like the best for like comp like once like I want to look swaggy as fuck when I get into the lobby

[05:16:46] Like I want people to be like what the fuck that guy's did that guy scary

[05:16:51] Let me see yeah, let me look at this world. I'm not gonna lie run

[05:16:58] I don't want to burst your bubble, bro

[05:16:59] But those are like up there like top top five worst wheels probably

[05:17:05] Yeah

[05:17:07] So some numbers used to have or a good go up a bit

[05:17:13] Yeah, yeah, they are they're OG

[05:17:15] I

[05:17:17] Christiano's like really good. Oh, yeah, you like that you like like the good-looking aesthetic like aesthetically looking at this

[05:17:26] It's kind of nice. Oh, yeah, just don't let's go those then fuck it. Oh

[05:17:31] We have looks kind of cool. Oh, we am is like the most comfy wheel for octane probably basic

[05:17:37] Yeah, like the most basic shit is where everyone likes

[05:17:40] I'm gonna keep going this and then what what what do you call should I run or no hats right no hats or hats

[05:17:51] This one's hard on normal. I like this one's hard part part so Ricky Morty bro. I mean

[05:17:58] Yeah, go for it, but I mean it's completely up to you. No

[05:18:02] That's not cool!

[05:18:06] What is that?

[05:18:08] No, listen.

[05:18:10] If you want to use it, use it dude, that's it.

[05:18:13] Okay, this one matches my color!

[05:18:16] This one matches the color!

[05:18:19] This is like, this is like mid-life crisis, dad?

[05:18:22] That you like, you get this type of haircut.

[05:18:26] Yeah, okay.

[05:18:27] Hold on, I'm just going through a quick, let's see.

[05:18:30] Now strap never know about cool glasses. Oh my god

[05:18:34] What oh, I see you're telling me nobody ever puts this on there like shit

[05:18:40] No pros the halo the halo used to be tech like why but I don't know like players would use the dominance

[05:18:47] Like a flat car and a halo, but they don't use it anymore

[05:18:52] But no like mostly like the pro cars are just as basic as possible. He's like no no topper

[05:18:57] no no decal sometimes whatever you want though bro there's no right or wrong

[05:19:05] you're just starting should I put any type of flag is that tuntun ton is that

[05:19:10] like I'm it's like a Hawaiian thing is this worth putting on stuff or no no

[05:19:18] dude no I don't think it has ever been actually maybe one pro ever that use a

[05:19:22] the flag community flags oh god it might get bad the shit that people can make MLG

[05:19:29] stuff that they added the Sidemen are in here

[05:19:37] whatever no flags um is a good shaker out that's a good yeah okay and then

[05:19:45] what do I do for this leave a default default engine sound what engine

[05:19:51] default default default

[05:19:54] bro you love the Porsche, you have a Porsche, correct?

[05:19:58] because you use Porsche bro, it doesn't matter

[05:20:00] yo Laze bro, I did not drop for a bot, this is squishy

[05:20:02] I want to basically play this tournament in 14 minutes

[05:20:05] see how good I do with this 2v3 tournament

[05:20:07] are you gonna play that?

[05:20:10] yeah, wait what's the best thingy?

[05:20:12] where do you choose your standards?

[05:20:16] I need the standards

[05:20:17] wait so no one really like, like changed what they do?

[05:20:20] that's the thing is like he's whatever you want honestly you still get you're

[05:20:25] still getting better

[05:20:42] sure dude I mean stripes used to be stripes used to be used a lot and

[05:20:46] like the the wings one was used a lot early on I bet let's play so you said you

[05:20:54] beat me back in 2020 free to play so yeah let's see I think I did yeah you

[05:21:01] you think I don't think you're that good and I know I know you're good you're

[05:21:07] good at the game like you're dead ass good at the game but like I genuinely

[05:21:11] I think I can get a goal on you pretty quickly.

[05:21:16] I'm not stupid, I'm not boring, I'm not dumb.

[05:21:23] It's fine.

[05:21:24] I got a fucking goal.

[05:21:25] I'm gonna move your disc or something.

[05:21:27] I got a fucking goal.

[05:21:28] I got a fucking goal, bro.

[05:21:30] I'm gonna get lucky.

[05:21:36] Another lucky goal.

[05:21:37] Listen, bro, you can play how you want to play.

[05:21:41] I know how to counter now.

[05:21:47] There it is. Now what are you going to do?

[05:21:49] There are more locks on your side.

[05:21:58] You can leave it at any time.

[05:22:06] What are you doing?

[05:22:08] how are you so hold on are you gonna be playing this what's up

[05:22:14] I'm not doing it right

[05:22:17] NO!

[05:22:23] NOO!

[05:22:24] Is it this hard to score new? I'm accessing this there's no way

[05:22:29] Yeah I could probably finish the game with like 30 goals

[05:22:34] Okay let's hit me

[05:22:36] You know I've been hustling you right?

[05:22:39] Oh, yeah

[05:22:40] Okay, I'm so fucking confused, bro. I'm so confused. I'm

[05:22:53] How are you faking me out

[05:22:55] I'll let it go.

[05:23:02] Yo, it's talk bro, do you just, are you just silent?

[05:23:06] Ron, I, I don't know what you want, I can't help you here man, they're gonna get your ass down.

[05:23:09] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, how is that actually, how do you win, no, how do you win this, how do you win it every time?

[05:23:15] I'm simply just, I have, 22,000 dollars, you have like, what, 100 man?

[05:23:21] What do you have?

[05:23:22] 20.

[05:23:22] 20, okay, that's how I'm winning it.

[05:23:25] Oh, fuck.

[05:23:28] You were delayed there.

[05:23:29] Oh, you're actually slow.

[05:23:30] You're pretty slow to the ball, so that can happen.

[05:23:33] I do it!

[05:23:37] Fuck, this is not helping you.

[05:23:39] Hold on, hold on.

[05:23:40] We want to stick it out.

[05:23:41] Hold on, be alert.

[05:23:43] Okay.

[05:23:45] Listen to it, you go up.

[05:23:49] Good luck.

[05:23:50] I'm so confused I thought you were so strong.

[05:23:57] Yeah this shot is just AIDS I've never played video games ever again I'm confused I literally

[05:24:10] am doing everything you're doing I'm actually serious what are you doing differently that

[05:24:16] I'm off.

[05:24:18] Explains me. Explains me. Talk this whole thing.

[05:24:20] Can you aerial?

[05:24:22] You're not challenging? You're just watching?

[05:24:24] I literally just told him.

[05:24:26] It's the willim to throw me, bro. You're looking at me the whole time.

[05:24:29] You gotta jump at me though.

[05:24:31] Okay, come at me. Come at me. Do it.

[05:25:03] What is all this?

[05:25:05] I don't get it. I don't get it.

[05:25:06] Am I not doing something right?

[05:25:09] One.

[05:25:10] Yes, you're not doing everything right.

[05:25:11] It's your brand new game.

[05:25:12] This is not in the practice.

[05:25:14] I'm playing in a tournament in 19 minutes,

[05:25:16] and I can't even score.

[05:25:18] I won't be so worried.

[05:25:20] I want you to do it.

[05:25:21] Return to your win return.

[05:25:23] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[05:25:26] Oh god, wait.

[05:25:26] I'm not showing, not showing.

[05:25:28] Wait, let me see the ball.

[05:25:29] Could you play defense successfully against me?

[05:25:34] All right, I'm gonna play yeah

[05:25:37] Hold on wait wait wait wait wait let me set it for us. We take it to the middle. I'm gonna take it to the middle

[05:25:42] And then I'm gonna go okay

[05:25:43] All right, I'm gonna bring it to like the actual middle like the actual middle

[05:25:52] Yeah

[05:26:03] I'm not gonna go for it. I'm gonna go get you. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Okay. Okay. Okay, so

[05:26:14] All right

[05:26:22] Yeah, when I last think you're gonna say yo, what the fuck was that? What the fuck was that? I have to watch this one

[05:26:29] What was that?

[05:26:31] What was that?

[05:26:33] What about the ball? There's a ball shot.

[05:26:35] How did you do it so far?

[05:26:37] Okay, teach me something.

[05:26:39] Teach me something.

[05:26:41] Okay, what do you want to learn?

[05:26:43] I want to learn how to get the ball to the net.

[05:26:47] So, like, look, look, look, look, look.

[05:26:49] When I shoot the ball, I'm going to shoot the goal.

[05:26:51] When I shoot the ball, I do this.

[05:26:53] Is that how you supposed to do it?

[05:26:55] Okay, no.

[05:26:57] My ball is okay. You always want to hit the ball. So your flip helps you get more speed on the ball

[05:27:02] Right, you always want to so imagine you drive into the ball like this, right? Yeah

[05:27:06] You want to front flip the front foot right now?

[05:27:10] Yeah, so kind of front look as you make contact with the front of your car to the ball

[05:27:17] Yes, so you want to front flip the second you're about to make contact with the ball to get the most speed possible

[05:27:22] I tried as soon as you better make contact

[05:27:26] so you jump before you even close the ball

[05:27:31] press jump twice the second you're about to make contact with the ball

[05:27:36] press jump twice and hold forward and hold forward

[05:27:39] okay okay keep it still

[05:27:43] yo this chat is I can't read this shit hold on I'm not supposed to boost just

[05:27:47] I was kind of slow because it's on the floor so if you get it while it's bouncing what gets

[05:27:56] speed is because it's bouncing so am I am I supposed to use my language

[05:28:01] yeah

[05:28:04] so how do you use your boost?

[05:28:07] what do you mean by that how do you use it?

[05:28:09] like how do I use it like everyone over everyone tells me that I have bad boost

[05:28:13] what does it have bad boost what?

[05:28:15] boost management boost management okay so if you think to know about your boost so get max speed wrong okay

[05:28:27] actually you know what spec means that you're not front flipping though hold hold forward as you as you

[05:28:33] Yeah, but you're also just not making good contact. You want to flip with the tip of your car?

[05:28:44] Yes, that was perfect. As soon as the tip of your car makes contact, you want to throw it.

[05:28:52] Also, do you drift? Probably wouldn't do it.

[05:28:54] Never, I don't drift ever.

[05:28:56] You have it back.

[05:28:57] Yeah, I use X.

[05:28:59] Rebind it to L1.

[05:29:02] L1?

[05:29:04] Yeah.

[05:29:05] That should be a battle against L1.

[05:29:07] Did you change anything?

[05:29:08] No, I've never changed any of my settings.

[05:29:10] Yeah, change your default.

[05:29:14] Your bind should be...

[05:29:16] Hold on.

[05:29:18] What is it? So, power slide?

[05:29:20] Power slide? Yeah, you want to change it to L1 and then arrow to L1 as well.

[05:29:24] What else, L1?

[05:29:26] Arrow. Arrow to L1.

[05:29:28] What the fuck is an arrow?

[05:29:30] I'll show you

[05:29:33] And then scroll down to see camera

[05:29:37] Scoreboard and then put it in our air

[05:29:42] Roll down that you see scoreboard put it on our one

[05:29:53] Scoreboard to what our one

[05:30:00] our xbox rb rb oh wait did you put the power side now i'll be lb arrow lb power side and a rule

[05:30:12] yeah wait so then where's my brakes uh oh no do you have reverse on lt rb 17 yo chat can you

[05:30:19] guys be normal for one second can you make the time unlimited yeah yeah i will let me try it out

[05:30:26] I'm gonna try it

[05:30:28] Yeah, I don't

[05:30:30] So, okay, so

[05:30:34] Drifting is really important because you but when you drift you tap just run don't hold it you hold it you like in the

[05:30:40] Yeah, I talked to me. I'll meet figure this out

[05:30:44] Okay, so a few things at the start you want to learn is just like your drift button is really important whenever you need to turn

[05:30:49] Tap your drift. Don't hold it. Tap your jiffy to the tighter turn

[05:30:52] wait why not hold it no hold because when you hold it you're gonna spend a

[05:30:56] control you never really want to hold it just tap it like little little like

[05:31:00] micro you hold it for like a second you can't I mean we're starting you can I

[05:31:05] just think it's about that look at that because that was something Jinx is doing

[05:31:09] and I have to like it to stop because it was like they're saying to what you want to do with no mechanics what does that mean

[05:31:14] like I have no I have no no boost okay I can only like jump for example

[05:31:21] No, you're gonna beat me bro. Shut up. I'm trying to figure this out before the tournament, bro

[05:31:26] Yeah, this is this is gonna be good for you. Okay, so

[05:31:29] The arrow thing you shouldn't really be using this right now, but like if you jump hold ld and then hold left

[05:31:33] Let me let's go this

[05:31:36] Yeah, that's a roll. What is that for?

[05:31:39] So like I mean later now right now you don't need it

[05:31:42] You should lend on your wheels every time if you can but like when I'm in the air, this is all wait this

[05:31:49] I have to see if you're doing well

[05:31:51] that's a that's a flip that's a flip on that's different so if you jump and

[05:31:54] you hold your arrow button that spins your car here but you're flipping right

[05:31:59] now that's a different that's a rule that this why is it work that helps you

[05:32:05] like different angles in the ball like check me second quick press pause change

[05:32:08] team and expect it so your booster management to fix that quickly like

[05:32:15] whenever you first a few things these big boosts 10 seconds to come back these

[05:32:20] little ones I think it's four for like 3.5 so these you get you can get full

[05:32:25] boost up just this for you so if I waste all my boost you can get full boost off

[05:32:30] this line without going through the big ones and then also you can get full speed

[05:32:36] I don't know if you notice I'm getting full speed from flipping basically like three times

[05:32:40] I think it is and whenever whenever your full speed wrong you'll maintain full

[05:32:45] speed until you turn. You don't need a full boost.

[05:32:48] Wait, there's a speed limit on this game? I don't even know your speed goes up if you

[05:32:52] hold it. Wait, how long does it take to get your full speed?

[05:32:54] Um, I hold boost from my bed stop. Well, you should be holding boost and then like flipping.

[05:33:00] So you see those lines. See those lines behind my car?

[05:33:02] Oh, that indicates that you're fast?

[05:33:05] That's super sonic speed, that's called yet. But that's like indicating your max speed.

[05:33:09] So basically, when you're at the speed, if you don't turn, you'll keep max speed.

[05:33:14] You want to stay like not boosting in this mode a lot of new players. They'll just like full boost all the time

[05:33:20] So that's why we're doing

[05:33:22] Whenever whenever you see those lines just just hold your drive button and just stay here

[05:33:27] And you'll keep all your

[05:33:28] How can you keep the ball in the air?

[05:33:31] How long can you keep it in the air for?

[05:33:35] Limited boost like this not crazy long

[05:33:38] Hey, how did you just

[05:33:44] How did you just do that? Like how long did it take you to do that right there?

[05:33:49] Uh, well, it's a buildup of like all the hours, I don't know, all the hours I had.

[05:33:54] I don't know, I just learned later on.

[05:33:56] I want to see, okay, so, so one thing that I saw is if you hold A, it's a bigger boot.

[05:34:02] Yes, yeah, it's a bigger jump, yeah.

[05:34:04] You can do that all the time?

[05:34:06] For the fast rails, yes.

[05:34:08] But how do you know how to do that?

[05:34:10] I don't know how to do that.

[05:34:13] You know how to aerial all

[05:34:18] Let me just let me see what you would do if you had to jump for high ball

[05:34:24] I'll do you seem to worry about the ball yet

[05:34:28] Just complicated

[05:34:32] Can you can you get in there

[05:34:34] I'm just saying just fly why you trying to roll you're not gonna air you're gonna air

[05:34:43] you're trying to skip a thousand steps you know you just start doing them just let me

[05:34:53] see you fly jump up jump up and fly bro let me see what it looks like you got right now

[05:34:59] Okay, so I can fix that, like, yeah, it's pretty bad.

[05:35:02] It's pretty bad, I can fix that.

[05:35:04] So jump, so run.

[05:35:06] Get boost, get boost, get boost.

[05:35:08] Jump twice, tilt back with your stick

[05:35:09] and hold your boost, man.

[05:35:10] Tilt back hard.

[05:35:11] Like this?

[05:35:12] Jump twice, tilt back and hold your boost.

[05:35:14] I just wanna see it be.

[05:35:16] Don't hold back, just jump twice, hold back after,

[05:35:20] and then, yeah, then boost.

[05:35:23] Hold your boost so you can get higher after.

[05:35:25] Yeah, you gotta basically just keep your momentum.

[05:35:28] don't don't fix in the time of the thing get some speed forward jump twice tilt

[05:35:33] back and there you go I'm basically that's good so wherever yeah wherever the

[05:35:36] tip of your car is facing that's where you're gonna fly to yeah so but you got

[05:35:42] a jump twice and then tilt back and then and then so was that bad right now

[05:35:47] there you can get it am I supposed to hold it the whole time like you don't

[05:35:53] to hold your boost all the time. That's pretty good. It's called feathering your boost. You

[05:35:58] like tap it when you're in the air. You'll keep more boost and you'll maintain height.

[05:36:01] Try it. You jump again and just like tap your boost as you're flying.

[05:36:09] Gotta keep yourself flowed. Yeah, you'll keep way more boost. It's actually good.

[05:36:12] That's pretty good. Okay. You're actually teachable, bro. You're actually teachable.

[05:36:16] not gonna lie

[05:36:19] wait that's pretty good

[05:36:21] yeah that's pretty good that's like a that's like a really basic early area

[05:36:25] so try this try this next if you can do this you'll be actually set up to get

[05:36:28] like the chest so you're gonna jump to back and then front flip jump so back

[05:36:34] and then push forward on your flip you're sticking to it yeah okay so now do that

[05:36:38] with some speed get momentum jump to back from

[05:36:42] yeah yeah basically okay so now try to boost now jump boost so back up add

[05:36:50] boosting in between how to get higher though how to get higher though like

[05:36:55] so back higher

[05:37:00] welcome to your home

[05:37:03] hey what are you doing bro the boat is rolling on the boat

[05:37:06] Okay, so the idea for I'm trying to show you is for this

[05:37:24] So this year you're jumping tilting back and then do something to the ball in front of you

[05:37:29] Why do you go backwards?

[05:37:31] You're tilting back to the height, that's how you get height.

[05:37:34] Guys, why do you guys keep calling me it?

[05:37:37] You look freaky as a human.

[05:37:39] I think we're like a plane taking out, we gotta like pull back.

[05:37:44] Yeah, okay, you actually got to do it.

[05:37:46] But I had to do it with the balls in there, it's pretty hard.

[05:37:53] Like that?

[05:37:55] Yeah, you just gotta try to hit the ball while you do it.

[05:37:57] literally every time you're about to hit the ball with power just flip try to just track this looking into it

[05:38:01] you have to lean back

[05:38:03] well if the ball is high yes but if the ball is on the floor you can just jump to it

[05:38:07] if the ball is on the floor I just jump to it

[05:38:09] but if the ball is in the air you can lean back

[05:38:11] whenever you need to fly for it you can lean back

[05:38:13] you can get back so

[05:38:16] if the ball is grounded you can just flip into it

[05:38:19] speed

[05:38:20] but if the ball

[05:38:21] that I don't understand is like when it goes off the wall like this

[05:38:25] How do you get to the ball? Like how do I get that?

[05:38:29] Ron, I'm gonna be honest, bro

[05:38:31] Like I would love to help you with that but that's like probably like a hundred and two hundred hours from now

[05:38:34] Are you serious?

[05:38:36] Yes, that's that hard to do

[05:38:39] Yeah

[05:38:41] Oh my god, I mean

[05:38:44] Like look at where you're at right now, right? Like you're asking how to air the wool, but you just struggled to

[05:38:49] successively clear the fall off the goal line and then he'll go for it like I don't know I don't know what you think I was gonna be able to make

[05:39:05] like you're already better than you were I don't get that I actually don't get how

[05:39:13] you get off the wall I have to like okay I can give you a tip for it yeah so when

[05:39:17] Can you go off the wall, jump, and then arrow yourself to be like flat again?

[05:39:22] What is an arrow?

[05:39:23] I still don't understand that.

[05:39:24] Watch my P.O.D.

[05:39:25] Watch my P.O.D.

[05:39:26] Watch my P.O.D.

[05:39:27] So, okay, arrow, basically I jump, hold my arrow, and hold left, it does this, right?

[05:39:33] But jump on my arrow.

[05:39:34] You actually need to use this mechanic.

[05:39:35] This is not just a mic for a show.

[05:39:37] No, no, you need this.

[05:39:38] Oh, I'm an idiot.

[05:39:39] I thought this was just for show.

[05:39:41] No, we're not changing it.

[05:39:42] So off the wall here, if I jump off the wall, I'm like awkward like this.

[05:39:47] I would air roll to be flat so it's easy again.

[05:39:49] Okay so jump off the wall for me like go like straight, like straight up and then go down.

[05:39:56] Whoa.

[05:39:56] Can I say I air roll after?

[05:40:00] That just makes it easier so if I did it with the ball for example,

[05:40:03] again don't even think about it.

[05:40:05] So I'm just saying like,

[05:40:07] like with the ball I'd hit it

[05:40:09] and air roll like flat and then I'd just keep flying with it, right?

[05:40:12] That would be later on.

[05:40:13] Oh my god!

[05:40:14] You're so like,

[05:40:16] It's it's honestly fake sexy. I'm not gonna lie

[05:40:20] Like I'm being serious like it actually low-key is fake sexy

[05:40:25] Like it's like

[05:40:37] Aril Aril hold your LB. Yeah. Yeah, okay. We actually actually

[05:40:42] That's how you like don't feel awkward off the wall

[05:40:46] Yeah, this is where we want to go.

[05:40:48] Okay, okay wrong.

[05:40:50] You're actually...

[05:40:52] You're kind of a gamer, bro. I'm not gonna lie.

[05:40:54] This is kind of disorienting when you're starting this.

[05:40:58] So when you tilt down, it's just gonna bring it down.

[05:41:00] So should I be double jumping or no?

[05:41:04] No, no.

[05:41:06] You can't even double jump.

[05:41:08] You can, you can.

[05:41:10] For this, you should be fine.

[05:41:12] If I do it like this, and I move, it doesn't let me do a double.

[05:41:14] You definitely can't do this.

[05:41:17] I'm looking, look.

[05:41:19] Right now I can.

[05:41:21] You definitely can't. I don't know what you meant by that.

[05:41:25] Wait, two minute warning, what happened?

[05:41:29] No, that's just letting you know that the turning starts in two minutes.

[05:41:33] But there's also second chains.

[05:41:36] Should I leave and go in or out?

[05:41:38] Yeah, you can.

[05:41:40] Okay, so be honest, right?

[05:41:42] How does this tournament work? Can you explain it?

[05:41:45] I'm not playing this with you, right? You're just doing it. Yeah, I'm gonna play one of my friends

[05:41:48] Okay, okay

[05:41:51] So get it apart you know to sign up for it play tournament

[05:41:56] Get on your part again in your party first

[05:41:59] Itchy join guys stop putting a sad spongebob. I literally told him I play

[05:42:03] He literally went home. You could Loki coach us

[05:42:08] Yeah

[05:42:10] Okay, click play, tournament, and then 2v2 soccer.

[05:42:15] Join tournament, what's the name?

[05:42:17] Yeah, whatever you want, yeah.

[05:42:19] There you go.

[05:42:21] Um, Ronnie, I'm going to steam message you a pack.

[05:42:25] You could try some arrows.

[05:42:27] Pack I gave Jynxie.

[05:42:29] Okay, bet.

[05:42:30] If you want to, it's pretty fun.

[05:42:32] Oh, ladies, join the call. Stop being a sissy boy.

[05:42:34] I'm going to add you to the call. Ready? Here, join us.

[05:42:37] My nose is so stuffed I'm so sorry Chad if I sound annoying today.

[05:42:43] I didn't know you called.

[05:42:44] Let's fucking go!

[05:42:45] Come on!

[05:42:46] I know.

[05:42:47] I know.

[05:42:48] I know.

[05:42:49] Dude don't throw my shit though dead ass.

[05:42:51] I've learned everything already.

[05:42:53] Uh yeah I was learning with you so let's do it.

[05:42:56] Wait I'm so confused.

[05:42:57] Squishy.

[05:42:58] What do I- how does the tournament- leaked?

[05:43:00] Oh yeah GGs.

[05:43:01] That doesn't matter.

[05:43:02] That doesn't matter.

[05:43:03] That doesn't matter though.

[05:43:04] So you take that code, quick.

[05:43:07] Go to training, get a copy of the code.

[05:43:13] Go to training, go to constant training,

[05:43:22] go to enter code in the bottom, and then just put it in.

[05:43:26] There's a little thing on the right.

[05:43:28] There's a little thing on the right you can just press here.

[05:43:32] and then favorite in the bottom

[05:43:34] and if you then you could just play this whenever and you could try to just jump for it

[05:43:38] just jump till back and just go for it

[05:43:40] yeah how does the tournament work can you explain this

[05:43:42] he's gonna throw you into a bracket i think it's 32 teams or 64 teams or forget probably 32

[05:43:47] and um you should have win whatever's in front of you and if you lose there's a second chance

[05:43:52] you can play again you lose within the first two rounds and what do you get if you win

[05:43:56] a title it says like gold tournament champion whatever rank you are still working on

[05:44:00] I think I'm my press tournaments. It should tell you

[05:44:06] You're on right turn and rank is on right on the right. So how hard is this to win?

[05:44:10] It's gonna be like silver bronze. Yeah, like, okay. I'm gold

[05:44:18] Your gold and then Ron's what's over Dennis get it's probably gonna put you in

[05:44:25] Holds in those sweats

[05:44:27] bro use a phoetic for better control that big of a difference yep

[05:44:33] as a starter I think you're fine yeah but it's titanium white it's kind of

[05:44:42] ass oh that's low-key ass yeah it looks kind of bad I'm gonna get you a code

[05:44:48] this is fire should I buy this where's his dog shit what is it no it can be

[05:44:55] Nice, it's cool cause on it

[05:44:57] Up to you though

[05:44:58] Wait everyone look he says everything I like his ass. You just can't buy the gold explosion though cuz I just bought that so

[05:45:06] You can't buy you can't buy cuz I just bought it wait, this is fire. I look you want to buy this

[05:45:18] Bundles

[05:45:22] This

[05:45:25] You look at the white, the white thing just looks bad, i feel. It's just too like, too much white.

[05:45:28] I don't know, it's up to you.

[05:45:29] Really?

[05:45:30] Yeah!

[05:45:31] OH, NO!

[05:45:31] OH MY GOD, WAIT!

[05:45:34] If you like that.

[05:45:37] This is about to be, this is about to be a top man.

[05:45:42] My low key.

[05:45:45] Is this shameless if I buy the chat?

[05:45:47] Oh, this is shameless.

[05:45:48] Far, far good.

[05:45:50] Oh shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.

[05:45:54] Yeah, I hope it's not.

[05:45:55] Is there anything there?

[05:45:57] Not yet, but can you hide it for a second?

[05:45:59] I hid it, I hid it, I hid it, I hid it, I hid it, I hid it.

[05:46:01] I forgot what Steve shit.

[05:46:04] Just for a quick one second.

[05:46:05] Stop saying GG, bro, shut up.

[05:46:08] That's good, right? Like there was nothing there, hop that?

[05:46:10] Yeah, I just know how you can shut up.

[05:46:12] Got it. For sure?

[05:46:13] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[05:46:15] Purchase bundle.

[05:46:18] Hey!

[05:46:19] A quick.

[05:46:24] Quick. I bet. I got it.

[05:46:29] Garage. Customized car.

[05:46:34] Wait, why is the white one bad?

[05:46:36] That sounds crazy, but like, no, no, like it's not.

[05:46:40] OK, it's not really bad.

[05:46:41] It's just like high level players use like really dark shit.

[05:46:44] It just feels faster in game.

[05:46:45] It's like a placebo.

[05:46:46] A little bit.

[05:46:47] It's just I don't know why.

[05:46:49] Like the darker cars, the like black

[05:46:51] Fennec and the fucking like just dark because it's so better Indian. I don't know why it is

[05:46:57] They do

[05:46:58] It's true. It's true. It's true. I don't make the rules, but I just thought I just followed them

[05:47:03] I don't make that look you don't want to use

[05:47:06] Hey, how do you so?

[05:47:08] Have you guys played together a lot? Oh, yeah, all the time here

[05:47:12] Yeah, our chem is definitely like higher than like most like SSL players

[05:47:19] So you're gonna be hired and most SSL players

[05:47:21] Yeah, like I'm gonna be throwing lobs off the glass and shit and she's gonna be fucking bang after bang after bang

[05:47:26] Okay, yeah, let me just let me just take this step back because I just watched Ron try to set up an air dribble

[05:47:31] And he did a three-point turn on the goal line and then

[05:47:34] I can't even guess what his ass is

[05:47:36] That's not true

[05:47:37] I mean, well, I mean, I just watched

[05:47:40] That was a warm-up stuff

[05:47:41] That was a warm-up

[05:47:42] That was a warm-up

[05:47:43] Okay, now, okay, so if I'm not true, it would be a warm-up

[05:47:45] Well, I mean, I'll admit it, I'm an honest guy, alright, everyone makes mistakes

[05:47:48] I'm just saying like

[05:47:52] Why am I controlling Vibrating?

[05:47:54] Oh shit oh shit oh shit

[05:47:58] Where the fuck bro

[05:48:00] I'm gonna observe if there's anything right here

[05:48:02] This guy's famous face balls bro

[05:48:06] Let's go!

[05:48:08] My first tournament bro

[05:48:10] I'm off the screen

[05:48:12] You never played a tournament?

[05:48:14] No I've never played it though

[05:48:16] They have a fennec, so you know their sweats too

[05:48:19] Are you ready? Come on. Let's go. Okay. Okay. Talk to me. Talk to me. Everyone talk to me

[05:48:25] They just talk to me and you talk to me

[05:48:29] Other Gerberts, Harbor Stats

[05:48:31] Are you good?

[05:48:32] Get that mid boost. Whenever you have low boost, just hold on the full boost. I'm gonna be having it

[05:48:37] Okay, don't be going for aerial though. You're not in that area, but I'm just gonna hit the ball

[05:48:42] You did this with Jinx, I saw you doing this with Jinx, you're just fucking full A

[05:48:46] just let's just chill on the floor now

[05:48:50] I'm here, I'm here

[05:48:52] good, we're good, we're good

[05:48:54] I'm not trolling, we're good

[05:48:56] that's good, it's a good touch

[05:48:58] I'm hitting, you got it, nice

[05:49:00] I'm hitting it

[05:49:02] pass it

[05:49:06] I'm back up

[05:49:38] Don't don't be afraid to stay grounded like you could literally say hello ground it

[05:49:42] Everyone's ass

[05:49:44] No, we actually will win. I'm not kidding. They're very bad. Talk to me. Talk to me. We're good. We're good

[05:49:49] They're about to hit it for a hit here. What it is. I I changed my mind

[05:49:58] You didn't change anything that affected like

[05:50:08] Oh

[05:50:10] Well you gotta chill a bit bro you gotta chill a bit

[05:50:19] You have so much

[05:50:23] I'm saying this just realize how far how far they are

[05:50:31] Yeah, that's fine. It's good enough good enough

[05:50:38] We're good we're good. We're good

[05:50:44] You're on stop

[05:50:46] I feel some shit, bro.

[05:50:48] Yeah, guys, you...

[05:50:50] Can you both stay on the floor?

[05:50:53] I'm not even trying to be funny on God.

[05:50:56] Oh my God.

[05:50:57] Okay, okay, thanks.

[05:50:58] We need to stop.

[05:50:59] We need to stop.

[05:51:00] Andrew, I won't stop.

[05:51:01] I won't stop.

[05:51:02] Stop, stop, stop.

[05:51:03] We need to...

[05:51:05] We need to get the fucking water abuse,

[05:51:07] because what the fuck did I just watch?

[05:51:08] I'm in that fuller area.

[05:51:10] Stop it!

[05:51:11] We can't area him yet.

[05:51:12] Okay, okay, okay.

[05:51:13] Okay, let's go for it.

[05:51:14] down the floor do not jump okay literally just drop on the fucking floor and

[05:51:18] boosted the ball that's it oh my god

[05:51:22] wait for the ball oh look at we're good we're good we're here

[05:51:26] lock in bro

[05:51:29] I got it I got it

[05:51:33] I'm not gonna be funny bro

[05:51:37] good good good good

[05:51:41] forward god no that was good that was good get some booze from me yo brother stop

[05:51:48] please please please go go go go go go go go go go go okay i'll stop go forward

[05:51:53] let's do the play let it come to the floor no i'm sorry i thought i was dead

[05:52:00] oh you have to get it you have to get it we have to get a goal run why do you keep going

[05:52:04] tell me brother just go forward oh that's a good hit just wait just wait let let him poke out

[05:52:08] Wait for the ball.

[05:52:10] Dude, stop aerial.

[05:52:12] Both of you stop aerial.

[05:52:15] It's actually a bad habit, don't drill.

[05:52:17] Either sit in training and learn it.

[05:52:19] Go for that, Ron.

[05:52:21] Yeah!

[05:52:23] Okay, okay, wait.

[05:52:25] Stop, stop.

[05:52:26] Look at how he scored.

[05:52:27] Look at how he scored.

[05:52:29] He's not aerial.

[05:52:30] He's on the fucking floor.

[05:52:31] Stay on the floor.

[05:52:32] Look at him.

[05:52:33] No, he's not aerial!

[05:52:35] You go for it.

[05:52:36] You go for it, you go for it, go for it, go for it.

[05:52:40] We're good, we're good. Go for it, go for it, go for it.

[05:52:42] I have to, I have to, I have to.

[05:52:44] What?

[05:52:45] I'm going to get Ariel as well.

[05:52:47] Oh my god!

[05:52:49] Oh my god!

[05:52:51] Oh my god!

[05:52:53] Oh my god!

[05:52:55] I told you, he's going to be left alone!

[05:52:57] Oh my god!

[05:53:00] Oh my god!

[05:53:02] Oh my god!

[05:53:04] I'm going for it! I'm going for it!

[05:53:06] I'm going for it!

[05:53:08] I'm going for it!

[05:53:10] I'm going for it!

[05:53:12] Lucky! Lucky! A lot of time!

[05:53:14] We're good! We're good!

[05:53:16] Oh my god! What just happened?

[05:53:18] I got it!

[05:53:20] Get it! Get it! Get it!

[05:53:22] You're good!

[05:53:26] I got it!

[05:53:28] I got it! I don't got it!

[05:53:30] Get the back row strong!

[05:53:32] I don't know that's that's back to us good get the back right bro get it's a

[05:53:39] bucket I do what oh that's your guy

[05:53:42] nice nice nice let's go I don't know come on now bro

[05:53:50] all right I'll play time left though oh look at the look at the goal check that's

[05:53:56] pretty cool I go for it I'll go for it what I supposed to do here this cheat

[05:54:02] She's a bit like

[05:54:04] Drive to like the second boost pad. I'll tell you next time. You want to get close you're like following up his

[05:54:09] His touch is called a cheat

[05:54:17] It's just like following his kickoff

[05:54:20] Do you not believe you guys scored? I love you guys really?

[05:54:25] I mean like I told you

[05:54:27] I'm not a gameplay

[05:54:31] Yeah, cuz look look oh

[05:54:35] Yeah, yeah, I could walk actually don't do not aerial

[05:54:42] Like 40 times

[05:54:47] Let the ball come down everyone's fucking ass in this lobby

[05:54:51] Just wait you got to pop the ball this drive this drive

[05:54:53] Like you'll hit the ball drop

[05:55:01] Finally finally run do not

[05:55:18] You go for you go for

[05:55:23] This is longer than I could do!

[05:55:25] I'm gonna go for the ball.

[05:55:27] Go for the ball, go for the ball.

[05:55:33] Oh, I'm gonna try to get that.

[05:55:35] I actually could have been a goal.

[05:55:36] So even just that, you got so much power, I'm just trying to get it up.

[05:55:39] I'm hitting it.

[05:55:42] Nice.

[05:55:43] Ron, take it. Do not jump, brother. Please.

[05:55:44] Just take that.

[05:55:45] No! It's okay. It's okay.

[05:55:46] I can try. I can try. I can try.

[05:55:47] I actually can try. I actually can try.

[05:55:48] Face! Face! Face!

[05:55:49] I know. I know. I know. I know. I know.

[05:55:51] I know. I know. I know.

[05:55:52] Get the mid blue truck

[05:55:54] I walk it

[05:55:55] Oh you missed it

[05:55:57] No I missed it I missed it I'm a fucking buddy

[05:55:59] Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah

[05:56:00] I faked it

[05:56:01] Oh no I faked it too

[05:56:03] You missed it

[05:56:04] Good fix

[05:56:05] You faked it also

[05:56:08] So much time so much time do that Sky

[05:56:10] It's okay it's okay it does matter

[05:56:12] A lot of times

[05:56:13] I've hit the ball

[05:56:16] I popped him

[05:56:17] No no

[05:56:18] Let's break it break it break it

[05:56:19] No I don't have much time

[05:56:21] I have all the time, bro

[05:56:23] You're gonna go for a good hit

[05:56:25] Nice, good challenge

[05:56:31] Just fucking run, Marl

[05:56:34] It's fine, it's fine

[05:56:36] I got it, I have to go for it

[05:56:39] Oh my god, oh my god

[05:56:41] Yes!

[05:56:43] Let's go, Marl!

[05:56:45] Easy!

[05:56:46] You need almost fucking base run

[05:56:48] that was one of the greatest players I've ever seen.

[05:56:58] No!

[05:56:59] What the fuck?

[05:57:00] Now what?

[05:57:01] Now what do we know?

[05:57:02] You advance to the next round, it's going to put you in 10-tall.

[05:57:05] Alright.

[05:57:06] It's round two.

[05:57:07] Didn't get first round, it's easy.

[05:57:09] If you lose now, you can't play another one though.

[05:57:11] Wait, what?

[05:57:12] Oh, okay, so it's getting real then.

[05:57:15] Basically, if you lose before 10-15, you can play second chance.

[05:57:19] That game went on pretty long because you guys scored a lot of goals, so a lot of time

[05:57:22] the next game is done, you won't be able to play second.

[05:57:24] Is it over?

[05:57:25] And they're going to be...

[05:57:26] Let's continue, let's continue.

[05:57:27] They want more, they want more, you see them screaming, they want more.

[05:57:31] Oh, let's see who we've got.

[05:57:34] You're playing at Osama.

[05:57:36] Osama.

[05:57:37] The hell?

[05:57:38] Okay, a few notes here.

[05:57:41] Both of you need to aerial a lot less.

[05:57:43] Like you guys are actually hitting the ball well, especially not Ron, Ron, like do not

[05:57:50] aerial brother, like stay on the floor, as much as possible, because you're actually

[05:57:55] good at reading the game, like not bad at reading the game.

[05:57:59] Just stay on the floor, just stay on the floor, a little bit more, a little more, we'll learn

[05:58:03] the aerial stuff.

[05:58:08] All right.

[05:58:11] These guys also have sweat cards, by the way.

[05:58:13] And he has a calling card.

[05:58:16] And his thing says that's free.

[05:58:18] You guys saw the play you made in the last game, right?

[05:58:20] Anything's possible.

[05:58:23] What is this guy doing on the ground?

[05:58:26] Is that you?

[05:58:27] Yeah.

[05:58:30] Yo, Laze, what is your name and game?

[05:58:32] I'm ready, I'm taking my sweetest time.

[05:58:35] Why did it all start out?

[05:58:36] It's Ichiball69.

[05:58:38] steam name

[05:58:39] i was all started out

[05:58:41] a little nervous

[05:58:43] for me it is too i don't know so it's

[05:58:45] or it's my epic

[05:58:47] should i be worried or not

[05:58:49] it might be chop cleaner

[05:58:51] i don't keep him worried but i don't want to lose i want to keep playing

[05:58:55] i know i actually want to win too i was kind of like that that was like some real dope

[05:58:58] meme i'm not even trying to be funny

[05:59:00] alright let's go

[05:59:01] these guys are good but they're not great

[05:59:06] how can you deduce that off

[05:59:07] sitting there their cars

[05:59:11] are you ready? I'm going for it

[05:59:14] I'm going for the wall

[05:59:17] it's a little too early

[05:59:20] oh my god that was them

[05:59:23] I went for area told me not to but like I hit it

[05:59:26] I did hit it though

[05:59:28] you did hit it I think you're more okay to go for it than I am

[05:59:30] I'm not

[05:59:33] I could have done that. I was good if I would have went for it, but I didn't go for it.

[05:59:38] These guys are good.

[05:59:42] Oh no!

[05:59:45] They're gliding the net!

[05:59:50] I'm about to run back.

[05:59:51] You go for the ball.

[05:59:55] I got the ball.

[06:00:03] Okay, wrong.

[06:00:05] Nice! Nice!

[06:00:07] Fuck!

[06:00:09] Fuck to be squishy!

[06:00:11] Look how you got this goal. You chilled, you chilled, you're just walking up, and you just slot it, bro. Like, simple.

[06:00:15] Yeah, you mean, they got area like the bumper, they're like, you're good at, you're actually good at reading the game.

[06:00:19] Thank you, bro. Thank you.

[06:00:21] Like, you just kind of, you just kind of like, relax a bit.

[06:00:24] It's okay, it's okay.

[06:00:26] Oh

[06:00:56] is gonna be ass oh no no it was good you're gonna try it sometime nice you

[06:01:08] could jump through this fucking rock I don't mind that I don't mind that

[06:01:44] I feel like you have to win this game.

[06:01:46] Get it! Get it! Get it!

[06:01:49] Good! Oh my God!

[06:01:53] Oh my days! Oh my days! Oh my days!

[06:01:56] All day!

[06:01:57] How do I say wow? Wow!

[06:01:59] Close one! Close one! Close one!

[06:02:02] Oh my G! No!

[06:02:05] Left down! Left down!

[06:02:06] Left down! Left down! What a save!

[06:02:09] Yeah, that was good.

[06:02:44] Like comfortable boosting while you're front flipping. Yeah, because you're boosting away from where you want to go.

[06:02:48] I was gonna say, I think I'm boosting too much low key.

[06:02:51] Yeah, you are, you're right.

[06:02:52] You got one.

[06:02:54] So for this one, am I supposed to go just like...

[06:02:57] Yeah, exact. Perfect. That's the dinksy kickoff, bro. It's like...

[06:03:01] It's really good. It's always...

[06:03:03] I can grab up and flip.

[06:03:04] Oh, he's gotta be there for that.

[06:03:06] Yeah, I didn't know if he was gonna come on that, that I was, uh, troll.

[06:03:11] I have to.

[06:03:12] Nice.

[06:03:13] Oh, you're actually close. I mean you can keep going for it. You just might get scored on a bunch

[06:03:19] Oh no, I mean you make contact, bro

[06:03:26] But again like you might get scored on for

[06:03:29] That's a good prediction. That was a spot on prediction. That was spot on. I'm not gonna lie

[06:03:34] I'm gonna dead ball. I'm gonna dead ball. I'm gonna dead ball

[06:03:36] I got it. I'll finish. I couldn't finish bro. I can never fucking finish ever in life. I

[06:04:04] I can't make anyone finish, I can't finish myself bro like

[06:04:12] Oh my god dude

[06:04:14] Dude Laze

[06:04:14] AYYYYYYYYYYY

[06:04:16] Dude Laze, this is easy

[06:04:18] This is easy

[06:04:18] I know

[06:04:19] We gotta get slammed soon or something bro

[06:04:22] Wait how do we go against good players?

[06:04:23] HAHAHAHA

[06:04:26] Easy boy

[06:04:26] NO

[06:04:27] How do we go against good players?

[06:04:30] Tony's gonna progress, you're gonna play the best in the journey bro

[06:04:33] Wait actually it's a hours

[06:04:34] It's average for them to work.

[06:04:36] I'm not sure if I have PCS.

[06:04:42] Oh no!

[06:04:43] Who did you work that with? Like was it Solo?

[06:04:52] It was squads, I carried all my teammates.

[06:04:54] Who was like a team at a time?

[06:04:56] Unknown Army, Kez, KD and Avery. Yo why is this guy spamming what is Avery? Shut up!

[06:05:01] I

[06:05:03] Shut up

[06:05:10] The work was called nothing

[06:05:13] Or had no work. Oh, oh

[06:05:16] But really you want to you want to go like a few player like that product you can yes

[06:05:21] I was I was carried. I'm not carried. I carried

[06:05:31] Good devil actually doesn't help

[06:05:35] Okay, you see the power

[06:05:42] What is a fruity fruity and slim

[06:05:45] Pretty people saying I'm down. I'm carried. I'm down. Hey, what's the way?

[06:05:50] We got a lookie. Oh, no, it's two-point game. We got a lock. Thanks to play game from us

[06:05:57] Okay, so drive up a bit drive up a bit. Okay, that's like second half

[06:06:01] and just follow whatever happens

[06:06:03] you don't have to go from the start

[06:06:05] i think that's bad because it kinda sucks

[06:06:07] there's no way

[06:06:09] wait wait wait wait wait wait

[06:06:11] wait wait we're getting told

[06:06:13] i think they turned it out bro

[06:06:15] i'm not gonna lie

[06:06:17] second aerial

[06:06:19] wait wait wait wait

[06:06:23] maybe we should have wall hit earlier

[06:06:25] just keep it away

[06:06:57] Why did you jump look at you look at you look at you before you blame

[06:07:06] But you shouldn't fuck up like expecting your teammate to not fuck up

[06:07:18] Follow the kickoff follow the kickoff

[06:07:27] oh no can you get it off yeah nice wait I gotta kill myself I did that's gotta kill

[06:07:42] myself. Get it out. Nice.

[06:07:47] I should have dropped something.

[06:07:52] It's all good.

[06:07:57] No, no, no! Laze!

[06:08:00] You said Laze! Yeah, I know, but you hit it like you said it for him.

[06:08:03] Alright, take your time, bro. Take your time, dude.

[06:08:06] Stay on it. Stay on it. Beautiful. Good job, good job.

[06:08:10] oh my be good

[06:08:17] yeah

[06:08:20] she go easy

[06:08:23] very nice itch very nice very nice itchy

[06:08:27] look I wanted to let you get that I don't even want to steal it

[06:08:30] exactly fucking WR

[06:08:33] prosperity

[06:08:37] Yeah, look at us.

[06:08:39] Woo!

[06:08:39] Wait, so Squishy, what did we do wrong there now?

[06:08:41] So the first game, we did too many aerials.

[06:08:43] What happened with the second game?

[06:08:44] That game, I mean, a little bit of complacency.

[06:08:47] You guys were up like 5-0, you know what I mean?

[06:08:49] Like, you went for a few aerials, a few wall hits.

[06:08:51] Like, you didn't stay locked. You gotta stay locked.

[06:08:53] You know what I mean? It's a long game, bro.

[06:08:55] The game could change very quickly.

[06:08:58] Oh, you were on energy wrong?

[06:09:00] Uh, yeah.

[06:09:02] Was that the same time? I was on energy?

[06:09:04] I don't know. It was a really terrible time, though.

[06:09:06] year? Uh, 2021, 2020 and 2022 maybe? I was on energy 2020 and 2023. I hope you had a good time

[06:09:16] because I didn't. Why not? Uh, they took every single sponsor money. I guess it was in my contract,

[06:09:23] but I was a little kid. And the fact that I was a little kid and made, oh my God, they made so much

[06:09:26] money off me. I was just such a sea sports, bro. I was just a stupid naive little kid, bro.

[06:09:33] I remember I got rough side in the contract to oh my god. I remember it

[06:09:39] Yeah, it's like every sport

[06:09:41] Like dude, it's gonna be the time of your life

[06:09:43] You don't want to miss this new jersey for my house and then I have to sign it to go

[06:09:48] And I didn't even have like too many lawyers. I don't have had someone like quickly looking over

[06:09:53] and

[06:09:54] So it's like nine nose eight came up my first year and I was averaging like 15 to 20,000 viewers and

[06:09:59] And they could take like that. Yeah, that's a pretty big scam

[06:10:05] Yeah, but it's okay in the long run they gave it all to the Thune house

[06:10:11] Wait these guys have matching skins

[06:10:15] And matching wheels, yeah

[06:10:24] Listen this time, no aerials, you're right, no aerials. This is a great map

[06:10:29] Yeah, it's very vibes

[06:10:31] Yo

[06:10:32] Nice

[06:10:33] That's good

[06:10:34] It's so awesome

[06:10:35] Nice

[06:10:36] Nice

[06:10:37] Backward we go

[06:10:40] It doesn't even use your resource to your time to your time to go around

[06:10:42] That's like a really good thing to do

[06:10:43] Like literally just wait until it's a free one

[06:10:45] This is good, you can go for it

[06:10:47] You can jump for that if you feel confident

[06:10:49] Like it just felt like it felt too fast

[06:10:51] Like just low, but like you could try

[06:10:56] But don't go too fast

[06:10:57] Oh shit

[06:11:01] Yeah

[06:11:07] See when it's in the air like this right here, I have no idea how to play defense on that that's by the worst shit

[06:11:12] I don't even see him. I'm not even kidding. I mean the easiest way to do that is to sit back for

[06:11:20] So good, but you're not gonna just slam every game you win it like all right fuck off

[06:11:27] Oh no, Lace. No Lace.

[06:11:29] No, no, look. They're not decked. Like they're fake.

[06:11:31] You still win this round. Don't. Just have faith.

[06:11:33] Wait.

[06:11:35] No, I'm chilling bro.

[06:11:37] Okay, here comes the fucking goon shit, bruh.

[06:11:41] I blocked it. I blocked it.

[06:11:43] Double fake, double fake.

[06:11:45] I blocked it again. Go for it, go for it, go for it.

[06:11:48] You have to finish it. I have no boost.

[06:11:50] I don't have any either, bro.

[06:11:52] No boost. I keep going back.

[06:12:27] for like off the back for it like a party for it nice they'll come back to you

[06:12:36] but nice got it oh my god it's over oh yeah that's all good that's the situation

[06:12:45] where the balls like and the phone is like they're in their net like you

[06:12:48] could just let the ball hit the car I know it's a lot of time

[06:12:54] I don't even know how to do that.

[06:12:56] Can you get it out or not?

[06:12:58] Not good, not good, not good, not good, not good, not good.

[06:13:02] Oh my god, he missed!

[06:13:04] One down, one down!

[06:13:06] Take it, take it, take it!

[06:13:08] I have no boosts.

[06:13:10] He's jogging all boosts. I need to go back, bro.

[06:13:16] Oh, this guy is such a fucking bomb.

[06:13:18] Yeah, one of them is not this flying.

[06:13:20] Sure.

[06:13:22] sure that's just the gamer guy he's here to play bro

[06:13:31] you actually read the game well though you just got one

[06:13:35] we both make it into the reroute the wraparound

[06:13:42] oh it's over you get it out or no

[06:13:48] oh I just

[06:13:51] I think I'm going to beat you

[06:13:55] over him

[06:13:56] yes

[06:13:57] yes

[06:13:58] no I choose

[06:14:00] what?

[06:14:02] no

[06:14:05] are we good?

[06:14:09] Oh, no, no, you got a double, it's over, turn it's over.

[06:14:14] You got a double jump.

[06:14:15] You got a double jump like sideways.

[06:14:18] Watch.

[06:14:20] Oh, but you did it like, did too early or late.

[06:14:24] I don't know if you could have made it.

[06:14:25] You need to score 100 goals this game.

[06:14:27] Good.

[06:14:30] He's still in.

[06:14:37] Good.

[06:14:38] good good good come on finish it finish it no one's on you oh you're saying no for

[06:14:45] that's good that's exactly what i'm trying to do for

[06:14:52] wow good task it sounds good i'm gonna play more aggressive with you bro because i feel like

[06:14:57] we need you're down you're down too fucking yeah yeah let's kill let's play with some

[06:15:02] Oh, sense of urgency.

[06:15:03] There it is! There it is! There it is!

[06:15:05] No boost.

[06:15:06] That's a boost.

[06:15:07] There it is!

[06:15:11] Oh!

[06:15:12] Nice.

[06:15:13] That's actually good.

[06:15:14] Oh, good.

[06:15:15] This guy's a good one.

[06:15:17] That's nice.

[06:15:18] How's it feel, bro?

[06:15:19] The bra is playing against fucking middle.

[06:15:20] No, this guy's so cringe.

[06:15:23] Oh, and good hit.

[06:15:26] And I tried doing this job every single time.

[06:15:29] Oh no no no no!

[06:15:31] Hold on!

[06:15:33] Not for a bomb?

[06:15:35] Bomb gone?

[06:15:37] No!

[06:15:39] I didn't know it was gonna be so bad!

[06:15:41] No, sorry, sorry. You're too late.

[06:15:47] Okay, sorry.

[06:15:49] It's gonna be good here.

[06:15:51] I f**king jumped.

[06:15:53] I just have no boost ever, no boost!

[06:15:55] No boost.

[06:15:57] I need some boost bro, I'm not even trolling.

[06:16:04] Oh no, I'm such a fucking dumbass dude!

[06:16:08] I have no boost!

[06:16:09] I have no boost!

[06:16:10] YES!

[06:16:11] OH YEAH!

[06:16:12] OKAY!

[06:16:13] OKAY!

[06:16:14] OKAY!

[06:16:15] OKAY!

[06:16:16] OKAY!

[06:16:17] OKAY!

[06:16:18] OKAY!

[06:16:19] OKAY!

[06:16:20] OKAY!

[06:16:21] OKAY!

[06:16:22] OKAY!

[06:16:23] OKAY!

[06:16:24] OKAY!

[06:16:25] I'm gonna come right behind you. I'm literally I'm gonna pretend you're gonna hit left. I'm already played for it

[06:16:33] 10 you pretend

[06:16:45] Hitting here meeting here could be good. He's playing

[06:16:55] It's so far like why does it keep the fucking round? It's so cringe

[06:17:03] Can I take time to end his life in the game? How do you do it?

[06:17:06] You'll be banned it'll pop on your screen next time you get on to

[06:17:14] He left already

[06:17:21] Wait, so that's it

[06:17:23] There's nothing to be ashamed of like I feel you guys had one of the greatest goals I've ever seen from like a

[06:17:27] Like a newer player lobby

[06:17:29] You guys made it to third round top eight

[06:17:35] Yeah

[06:17:37] Rewards press R1 or be

[06:17:40] So go back to three minutes rewards and you can open this shit

[06:17:44] Nobody wants these fucking bullshit ass fucking wheels

[06:17:53] Do you want items bro like I'm saying you can open

[06:18:04] You got the list

[06:18:08] Like what the fuck is that this garbage off my car

[06:18:15] Yeah, why is your car booger green?

[06:18:23] Every fucking thing like what color are you doing tell me tell me please I do like the purple you like the mid purple or the mid blue

[06:18:29] I don't know like one of those to just something. It doesn't look like a burger burger green

[06:18:33] Bro, this isn't even bad, bro

[06:18:37] Whatever you want man. Listen, it's nice. Yeah, that's nice. That's okay

[06:18:45] Ascent on it

[06:18:48] Yo, what did you just say?

[06:18:53] Yeah

[06:18:59] Wait, what kind of camera settings

[06:19:03] Yeah, maybe

[06:19:10] You played that you didn't play bad you actually

[06:19:17] I mean, I've never used it. Whatever you want, but whatever you listed

[06:19:23] I

[06:19:33] That's so key hard to look at Jesus fucking Christ. What am I looking at bro? God fucking damn. This is so dog shit

[06:19:47] Fucking poop green bro like

[06:19:53] wait can i 2v1 yeah go ahead what were you about to say hey can we 2v1 you would we win

[06:19:59] oh no i don't i don't even i don't even have a drop of faith camera what i know

[06:20:06] you can try if you will now uh what you have is like honestly what you have is like fine

[06:20:11] for starter i think it's good the only thing that people like the people change is the

[06:20:14] height to 90 sometimes if you want it you can try that and then an angle would be negative

[06:20:21] 5 with 90 height so those two those two things are together so either a hundred

[06:20:24] negative three or 90 negative five and then for stiffness yeah 50 fine for a

[06:20:28] new player. Wait wait your sense though your sense of sprite change. For what? You like 1.3 oh

[06:20:36] oh dude your controller dead zone lower that shit yeah that's me dude 1.3 1.3

[06:20:41] 1.3. Think about dead zones in this game. Wait dead zones matter? Yes a lot a lot. In every single

[06:20:50] controller dead zone do 0.05 this this is making me feel like a like an actual

[06:20:54] brick right now I like oh my god I'm dead zone what 0.7 is good we're gonna be

[06:21:03] fucking oh my god we want to win the tournament that ass yeah because like

[06:21:09] when your dead zones are high we can't react to what we're doing now we could

[06:21:12] like just aerial all day I want to try your training pack on her

[06:21:17] The aerial one?

[06:21:19] Yeah.

[06:21:21] Try to set up.

[06:21:27] Whoa.

[06:21:29] So at the very, you drag forward, jump, jump, tilt back, and then boost forward.

[06:21:33] Jump twice.

[06:21:34] Jump twice instantly.

[06:21:36] And then tilt back.

[06:21:37] Yeah.

[06:21:38] And then you just gotta...

[06:21:39] Like now?

[06:21:40] Try to get through it.

[06:21:41] Yeah.

[06:21:42] Have some momentum forward before you, you almost got it.

[06:21:46] some driving momentum before you jump. Jump quicker together though.

[06:21:52] So Ron, it's drive forward, jump twice, tilt back.

[06:22:01] Alright, I almost got it. I gotta keep you in revs.

[06:22:07] More driving momentum before you start. You're like, you have no speed. You need a little bit of driving momentum.

[06:22:12] Too much momentum.

[06:22:16] There you go, there you go bro, you can get this, you can get this.

[06:22:24] Okay, wrong. Damn bro, okay, lucky quick.

[06:22:28] But you want a minute.

[06:22:31] But in game, like part of this is like, you're gonna have to read the balls in it,

[06:22:34] you know, I mean you have to read the balls in the middle, you can kind of repeat here.

[06:22:41] So like when you play tournaments, like you can read it every time?

[06:22:45] Oh yeah, yeah.

[06:22:46] Well, you just did the math by like two and a half years straight on the game

[06:22:56] I mean I was giving for night, that's a good shot

[06:23:00] How many hours I think I had like 11,000

[06:23:04] Okay, I see you know, it's like to put a fuck that a time into a game

[06:23:10] Yeah, you have to put that much time to be good

[06:23:12] But the best thing is if you want to reach like the high ranks like GC, SSL you don't need to point out like I think like 3,000, 2,000 hours.

[06:23:20] You can do it.

[06:23:22] Wait so how long would it take for like a Fortnite player to become SSL?

[06:23:26] SSL?

[06:23:28] SSL?

[06:23:30] Fortnite player or you? Are you talking about you in particular here?

[06:23:35] I mean, I would say if you're serious about getting better at it or not, like actually like if you're playing like how many hours there is?

[06:23:41] I'm playing like how many hours there is?

[06:23:43] Two or three.

[06:23:44] How do it on stream?

[06:23:46] Yeah, because like two to three hours a day, then you could probably get, I don't know,

[06:23:52] by the end of the year you'd probably be close to chance.

[06:23:55] I feel like you have a background, you know, getting really good at the game, you understand.

[06:23:59] Like, you need to actually think about improving to get better.

[06:24:02] Yeah, so, I feel like it would probably take you to the end of the year.

[06:24:07] I feel like Jigsie plays his shits on the right and zing.

[06:24:10] He's already flat, flat 2, so he's almost diamond.

[06:24:16] So the ranks go bronze, silver, gold, flat, diamond, champ, grand champ.

[06:24:23] So after him it would be, to get the champ it would be just diamond and champ would be next.

[06:24:28] You need to get the diamond first.

[06:24:31] It's pretty close to champ if you just like, locks.

[06:24:37] Not pretty close.

[06:24:39] but diamonds the biggest league probably the game

[06:24:43] but like look it's a champ and then grand champ and then SSL

[06:24:48] how many people are SSL?

[06:24:51] like RK in the fucking world

[06:24:54] really?

[06:24:56] not many

[06:24:57] is there any Fortnite players shot at our SSL?

[06:25:05] remember Horde G from way back in the day?

[06:25:08] I don't think it's SSL, it's like GC, but if he's reached SSL before, I don't think

[06:25:22] it's...

[06:25:23] Do you think any Rocket League player could ever get to win an FNCS?

[06:25:31] I have no doubt in mind if I've been playing for my hours it's any other game I've been

[06:25:34] the best at it.

[06:25:35] Like, I was like, top at it.

[06:25:36] at it. I think like time is over before becoming a Fortnite player. I'm sorry. I'm saying back,

[06:25:40] no, when I started, if I put my hours into any other game I'd be able to. I think it's just like

[06:25:44] leave the time to do it. But doing both of these things, it's not my fault. I ain't gonna CS you.

[06:25:53] You think Fortnite is harder than Rocket League? Like be honest, don't just say because you like

[06:25:59] No, okay, listen, I've watched pro play especially now, and I'm pretty good at shooters, I've

[06:26:06] played a lot of shooters and I feel like that game is the most unique fucking shooter ever

[06:26:11] because I get a headache watching pro play.

[06:26:14] Have you seen the fights now?

[06:26:15] Like the build battles?

[06:26:16] I don't even know what I'm looking at.

[06:26:18] Can you do that?

[06:26:19] Yeah, I'm pretty good at shit.

[06:26:20] Like as good as the best players now?

[06:26:21] Or is it?

[06:26:22] Like as good as like the best players now or is it?

[06:26:25] Yeah like for this like I first Peterbot 99 kill me like I

[06:26:30] Did it for like a flower

[06:26:33] How'd that go you first wait wait you're saying wait wait

[06:26:38] Let me let me rewind here. You played Peterbot. Who's the best player right now, right?

[06:26:43] You're prone you're prone for today and you you played him 99 to 0

[06:26:48] Yeah, you must run you must respectfully be kind of ask

[06:26:53] Oh, you could not get a kill on him. I'm just being honest with you. I'm serious

[06:26:56] Of course, no, no, of course, I can't but you're supposed to be a pro by the little fun fact

[06:27:00] I was the first person to do the one 99 kill needs. I was the first one. No one did it before

[06:27:08] I'm saying how do we did you lose to people?

[06:27:13] Yeah, but everyone else I beat, everyone.

[06:27:18] Hope you got one kill.

[06:27:25] Yeah.

[06:27:27] Okay, but, okay.

[06:27:29] I don't know, you see how you're getting better really quickly in this pack?

[06:27:32] Yeah, wait, so what is this one supposed to be like, for these shots?

[06:27:34] Like, am I supposed to like...

[06:27:35] Same thing, you're jumping for it.

[06:27:36] Oh, it's silly?

[06:27:37] You boost toward the wall, jump through it, and try to, yeah, try to grab for it.

[06:27:41] I don't know, I don't know, but in my opinion, I don't know, VR doesn't fuck with me, but

[06:27:50] I think Rock League from the mechanical standpoint is, I don't know, it's a bit of a...

[06:27:55] I think this game is pretty hard, but like, I don't think it's as hard as like, everyone

[06:27:59] makes it out to seem.

[06:28:00] Like, I have a feeling like, if there's a viewer in my chat who can get SSL, I'll be surprised,

[06:28:05] or I won't be surprised, right?

[06:28:08] So if you were now that wins FNCS, that's insane.

[06:28:11] Bro.

[06:28:12] See, that's insane.

[06:28:13] Getting SSL and winning the biggest tournament are two very different things.

[06:28:17] Okay, great. Walling.

[06:28:18] Walling to grand finals, when there's only like less than 100 people.

[06:28:24] I'm confused by your point.

[06:28:25] I'm confused by your point because like, that's like...

[06:28:28] That's like a champion winning...

[06:28:29] That's the same kind of 49 player winner world championship, rock me, fuck no.

[06:28:32] Never.

[06:28:33] Are you crazy?

[06:28:34] Are you fucking crazy?

[06:28:35] Yo, wrong.

[06:28:35] Are you fucking crazy?

[06:28:36] Are you fucking crazy, my friend?

[06:28:38] Someone in here could definitely win a Rocket League tournament.

[06:28:42] A world championship.

[06:28:44] I think so.

[06:28:48] Game I rank up, hold on.

[06:28:49] Will you talk to us?

[06:28:51] Ron.

[06:28:52] Let's go, Lace.

[06:28:53] Keep going, though.

[06:28:53] Ron.

[06:28:54] Ron, Ron, Ron, Ron.

[06:28:56] I know you're a Rage Vader, but like that...

[06:28:57] Okay, wait, wait.

[06:28:58] So that Rocket League tournament that was today,

[06:29:00] was that like a crazy tournament?

[06:29:02] That was a major.

[06:29:03] It wasn't the biggest thing.

[06:29:04] What is the biggest major?

[06:29:05] What is it?

[06:29:06] The World Championships in September.

[06:29:08] September?

[06:29:10] How hard is it for me to call to that?

[06:29:13] You would never make it in one billion years.

[06:29:16] Yeah, you're on a date. You're in action.

[06:29:18] Alright, Ron, unless you sat there for ten hours a day

[06:29:22] and no life to share of it and didn't share anything about Rockery,

[06:29:25] do you have a chance?

[06:29:26] I'm being one million.

[06:29:27] Okay, can they do this?

[06:29:32] Fuck out of here!

[06:29:33] Yeah, this is the thing like a silver to save that shot, so imagine that's a...

[06:29:40] Many times I gotta tell you I'm fucking fucked.

[06:29:43] You're not wrong, I just saw your rank is silver.

[06:29:46] Show me.

[06:29:48] Yeah, you have no other rank.

[06:29:52] Oh no!

[06:29:54] There we go, play work.

[06:29:56] No actually, I think we can get... I think we can get to that tonight.

[06:29:59] I'm serious, I think we can.

[06:30:02] I mean ladies kind of nasty wrong. I feel you got a good eyes look

[06:30:06] I'm talking about winning worlds and shit

[06:30:09] So what like you have an option here to either sit on my dick or ride by dick

[06:30:15] Like I don't even like

[06:30:20] No, I'm just saying I'm saying I'm a winning winning

[06:30:24] Anyways, like it is a team game though. Like I mean you saw the goal

[06:30:27] It is no no

[06:30:28] Like that was it like that's like we practice like I would have like oh you guys practice that

[06:30:32] well but like simply that's something that we have done in the past it felt a lot better

[06:30:37] you guys saddened like a private match like just ran down one or two times

[06:30:41] so options are here ride on it or sit on it what do you want to do it's right now i'm already

[06:30:45] in here like edging me okay bro listen listen they're both hard listen this is my final thought

[06:30:54] They're bull car games

[06:30:56] But like yeah, I just covered people with x and he was saying how okay. He was saying

[06:31:00] What he was saying about about overwatching

[06:31:06] Okay, no, but he had a point here that kind of like made sense he was saying that like

[06:31:11] Because rock was so different than all the shooters like everyone automatically assumes it's harder because it's niche

[06:31:19] and because someone can be good at

[06:31:21] like I get his point and he says that but

[06:31:24] Being someone that's gotten like having way quicker and like a shooter than I ever did broccoli

[06:31:29] kind of

[06:31:36] You get a one-shooter you'll be good at every shooter right which

[06:31:39] That's what hurts the case. I think rocker

[06:31:42] Overwatch off topic on topic overwatch is a game you can get good at if you just spam a bunch of fucking shit

[06:31:47] Like you'll eventually get good at it, bro

[06:31:48] Like I I think they're skilled, but like I don't think it's in the conversation of oh

[06:31:54] what games partner

[06:32:00] I will say it for this only shooter that I've watched and I'm like what's the actual project going? Yeah, I

[06:32:06] Don't know what yeah, and I've seen like the the hand cam

[06:32:10] Like the keyboard hand cam of like these players are tweaking building and it's like what am I?

[06:32:14] That's it is great. It can't be that is great

[06:32:18] Obviously, everyone's gonna be biased to the game they played the most, right?

[06:32:21] Like, you can always...

[06:32:22] It's like Call of Duty. Call of Duty is so easy to go problem.

[06:32:26] Okay, but...

[06:32:27] See, I don't know about that. I don't know about that conversation.

[06:32:29] Don't throw in anything that's hard. You even know, like, fuck it.

[06:32:32] I think getting to a higher...

[06:32:34] Getting to a higher end drawing against pro is very different...

[06:32:37] ...in every game.

[06:32:38] Like, getting to a higher end in rock league is nowhere near first.

[06:32:40] Yeah, I guess you're right.

[06:32:42] Like, SSL? There's SSLs that are half.

[06:32:44] I don't know where they're from.

[06:32:44] Wait, really? Who's the worst SSL player? Is this just pitty I'm in?

[06:32:47] I would I would never tell you that but I'm just saying there

[06:32:50] What do you think is the worst pro that has like a lot of love and he's just going bitch be honest. I'm not

[06:33:10] Stop with the job will be I'm just saying I'm just saying

[06:33:17] Oh my god, you think he dodged it?

[06:33:19] You're the best at this game!

[06:33:42] How do you get lost this good?

[06:33:47] He knows he doesn't play the game, bro. He just hops on and records the video. That's it. Every month.

[06:33:51] That's not even crazy for the sense.

[06:33:53] But if they're prime, who's better? You or Rusty? Both of them are prime.

[06:33:56] Well, they were one of our beats on there, bro.

[06:34:00] That's not a conversation.

[06:34:01] Wait, but who is their prime?

[06:34:03] I don't know.

[06:34:04] He's like, he's a content creator. Dare I say the slur?

[06:34:08] Is he just a shitty fucking content creator?

[06:34:11] No, no, I'm honest.

[06:34:13] It's not a conversation. That's not a comparison.

[06:34:15] Listen, we're not gonna bother wasting time with that. I'm just saying...

[06:34:18] Is he a pro or is he a content creator, bro?

[06:34:21] Tell us. We wanna know.

[06:34:23] Oh my god, I have dreams about being season 6 wishy. Oh my classic.

[06:34:31] But now he's just a no good, dirty, nothing good content creator, bro.

[06:34:36] oh we're gonna way off track here that like not even in the same fucking

[06:34:45] stratosphere supposed to be you just said it's easiest fucking

[06:34:49] you're going caught like you just kind of base the whole community

[06:34:55] thank you listen listen we got a runcy in some point I gotta see

[06:35:03] We're necky.

[06:35:04] What record are you in CS?

[06:35:05] Or do you face it?

[06:35:06] Uh, level 10 offensive.

[06:35:07] Not a bad chat.

[06:35:08] Is it hard to get level 10 in face-up by a try-by-party?

[06:35:11] No, what are you?

[06:35:12] Have you played face-up?

[06:35:13] I played it like a couple times, but like...

[06:35:15] I'm just like playing off of it.

[06:35:17] It's just point-to-point.

[06:35:19] Um, now you can get it.

[06:35:22] If you're giving good aim from point-in, I'm assuming you'll play it.

[06:35:24] Oh, I was so good at CS, like so good.

[06:35:27] Like, I might even try-by-party chat.

[06:35:30] Wasn't I like really good?

[06:35:32] Like don't troll

[06:35:38] Oh, what I was lucky pretty good that game

[06:35:43] They also hate me like I could check it

[06:35:46] Good at something and they would all just have dog shit

[06:35:55] No, I'm saying like

[06:35:57] Yeah, because you're getting important I eat your father. He's probably fucking CS

[06:36:02] play long enough you probably really good because that game honestly that game

[06:36:05] such as it's so simple you think about it like you're aiming like you're locking

[06:36:10] like a horizontal plane in that kind of angle you're just pre-aiming that shot

[06:36:13] angles I'm nothing crazy

[06:36:15] I'm going to lock in when they're down a point

[06:36:17] I'm gonna score a point, I'll just lock in

[06:36:23] hit that

[06:36:25] no it just ain't enough wrong I think Fortnite is the only game I'd accept to be harder

[06:36:30] mechanic is in rock. I can actually reasonably accept that. I think Overwatch is nowhere near.

[06:36:35] I think CS is nowhere near. Even though CS does have a physical skill gap, it's not more

[06:36:46] difficult than Fortnite. CS is not where it is. CS is a hard game.

[06:36:50] CS, if you know what a counter-strike can you just learn Util? It's kind of all there

[06:36:54] is to it mechanically. You just know how to strafe and do KZ a little bit and you'll

[06:36:57] movement

[06:37:03] Think about rocketing though you need to control every fucking facet of your car bro like everything literally in the air

[06:37:12] So

[06:37:27] I'm trying to get our ranks up little threes all these kids are good

[06:37:35] Oh god if I best block ever I'm not gonna lie I've been I've been not gonna go to the

[06:37:44] fridge that's the one thing why he's better than you I only want to there's no

[06:37:50] There's a 3v3 28 an hour

[06:37:55] We have to try bro

[06:37:57] Yeah, I know I want to win I want to break up in this game. I'm gonna use this practice

[06:38:01] Yeah, yeah, we should take come on turning is where we show our real game face. This is just

[06:38:09] You faked it first also there was a good fake

[06:38:14] All right to you

[06:38:19] Oh, okay, I mean, we'll see something done, but you got to get above the ball as much as possible.

[06:38:25] You just get on it.

[06:38:26] It's going hot.

[06:38:27] Yeah, yeah.

[06:38:28] I have no boost.

[06:38:29] It's an empty net.

[06:38:30] You just got to not sky it, right?

[06:38:31] You got to get above the ball as much as possible.

[06:38:32] Even if it's a shit shot.

[06:38:33] I love it.

[06:38:34] Chat not.

[06:38:35] Everything is easy, bro.

[06:38:36] Y'all, y'all swear you're like, like, could have just, like, we're good, we're good, we're good.

[06:38:48] it's actually just so annoying it's like every game my viewers just like

[06:38:57] there you go don't don't double that's like look at ladies but every time he has a shaw he

[06:39:04] thank you bro thank you you sit on it we're actually a third option you fucking impregnate me

[06:39:10] like what are you doing bro okay listen listen listen rod rod rod this is the truth you're playing

[06:39:14] with someone better than you you should look at what he's doing

[06:39:19] i'm just saying bro he's better than you it's pretty clear to see i'm not crazy

[06:39:22] am i saying like like if you look at what he's doing bro you'll learn some

[06:39:25] stuff are you a tits? thank you actually

[06:39:29] that's what i'm saying

[06:39:35] bro come on i'm just gonna slay you bro

[06:39:40] Happens.

[06:39:43] What are you doing? You're actually doing good though.

[06:39:45] Like, I'm not even trying to like say your ass.

[06:39:47] I'm like, you're genuinely doing...

[06:39:49] I think I'm on a...

[06:39:50] Okay.

[06:39:51] I mean, shit.

[06:39:52] Went out there and won a few games and it's hurting.

[06:39:54] Big deal.

[06:39:55] Thanks, dude.

[06:39:57] I gotta stop talking.

[06:39:58] Oh, God, I... look, see?

[06:40:00] It's all you, it's all you, buddy.

[06:40:01] At least you faked it too hard on me.

[06:40:03] I'm sorry.

[06:40:04] I tried to really fake them out.

[06:40:06] I thought...

[06:40:07] That was a life.

[06:40:10] Nice, you're fake, you're fake.

[06:40:18] So am I supposed to hold it down there?

[06:40:21] What does that mean?

[06:40:23] You're pressing jump and you don't press, you don't touch anything else in your control.

[06:40:26] You literally put your controller down in your lap after you press jump.

[06:40:30] I don't know what I'm saying, I don't know what I'm saying.

[06:40:36] I don't know what to do here, I don't know what to do.

[06:40:40] I mean my lag run is like, don't ever let go of your left stick

[06:40:44] You gotta move your left stick faster than you will

[06:40:46] Like see it right there? You just double jump and did nothing else with your stick?

[06:40:49] Like, you do that a lot

[06:40:51] I'm gonna send it, I'm right there

[06:40:53] Oh he hit it, he hit it

[06:40:59] You did it again, right?

[06:41:01] Lift stick, lift stick

[06:41:03] What am I good for?

[06:41:05] So tilt back

[06:41:07] Get a better angle on your touch

[06:41:09] Oh no! Yes! Yes, itchy! Good!

[06:41:13] I have to die. Like ladies put it in their ass solo bro.

[06:41:17] Thank you. Thank you. Look at him. Get him somehow.

[06:41:21] Yeah, he doesn't need my help. I'll try. He's my teammate. Thanks. Thank you also.

[06:41:25] Playing shoot deers here.

[06:41:29] This is what unknown did bro. Oh, okay. Okay. Who did you play with bro?

[06:41:33] Who did you play with when you won your championship? That's the stats bro. That was on top.

[06:41:37] I

[06:41:44] If I tell you their names

[06:41:47] That was after that was after that

[06:41:55] Those three is that we're number one NA for three years

[06:41:57] What the fuck are you talking about?

[06:42:04] Bro, you're a pretty good guy, bro.

[06:42:06] Everyone's wearing it at the end of the time, and you're carrying it behind your back.

[06:42:10] I did not get carried by a node.

[06:42:12] I have to watch the clips back, bro.

[06:42:14] It's a difficult way.

[06:42:16] Do you have highlights?

[06:42:18] I have great highlights.

[06:42:20] You faked it?

[06:42:22] You have like a legendary moment?

[06:42:24] It's like an iconic moment.

[06:42:26] Yeah, I got storm surge in the first game that we ended up winning

[06:42:39] Storm surge we were no storm surge. We were

[06:42:49] Basically died a storm surge

[06:42:51] to go to take his help and I hit a headshot snipe which ended up giving us enough to get past the

[06:42:55] first surge and I hit another headshot snipe in the middle you can see it in the clip and then we

[06:43:00] ended up winning that game oh my how's and then we ended up winning that game okay but there is a

[06:43:13] couple other things to take into account well what are those things but well there is another

[06:43:19] There was a gun in the game right as the mythic odd, right?

[06:43:22] It's probably the most broken gun.

[06:43:23] We didn't have a mythic.

[06:43:24] Oh, you did?

[06:43:24] There's no mythics.

[06:43:25] There's no mythics.

[06:43:25] What?

[06:43:26] Er, wait, I thought there was a gun that you gave unknown every single game.

[06:43:30] Yeah, I made that.

[06:43:31] As an IGL.

[06:43:32] The odd, right?

[06:43:33] I won't, at every game, I crafted an odd for him every game.

[06:43:37] Yeah, that's what it was.

[06:43:38] Wait, you're an IGL.

[06:43:39] Yes, I was going to.

[06:43:40] That changes things.

[06:43:41] Okay, okay.

[06:43:42] He's good.

[06:43:43] I believe you.

[06:43:44] You know what I believe you're wrong?

[06:43:45] Because in that two-turn, you were calling the shots a bit.

[06:43:46] Like, you were telling like, thank you, like...

[06:43:48] I was a good IGL. I don't care what anyone says. I was a good IGL.

[06:43:52] Every single...

[06:43:54] My chat was saying you were top 5 IGL.

[06:43:56] Oh, easily.

[06:43:57] Easily.

[06:43:58] Bro, for that time...

[06:43:59] I believe it. I believe it. I believe it.

[06:44:00] Chat, for that time in the game, I was good. Listen.

[06:44:02] I put my whole team together for FNCS. I did an unnamed player.

[06:44:07] Right?

[06:44:08] I gave unknown and all, told us where to go, came up with all the strats, came up with all the splits, came out with all the rotations.

[06:44:14] Here we go!

[06:44:15] Oh, it's the truth. It's the truth.

[06:44:18] So it said why is Lacey on top of Lacey's car? That's weird. That's you

[06:44:25] What you guys say wait his fennec looks fake tough

[06:44:29] Mine is up. It was in the shop yesterday

[06:44:38] Right here stop

[06:44:41] I actually like that. Thank you

[06:44:44] Thank you boys

[06:44:46] Wait, what are we playing well? I could get our rankable we get 3d1 poor pie gonna lose

[06:44:52] Maybe won't who fishy. No, what's up? Lacey? Hey, don't know. No, what's up, bro?

[06:44:57] Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. I heard you guys called congratulate drinks on the 500,000 viewers today

[06:45:03] Oh, yeah, he's going it bro. Wait, you're really good at rocketing right squishy. Yeah, I'm pretty good

[06:45:10] That's why I said to I don't like he's decent robot like

[06:45:13] all right let's play you know what fuck it let's I'm not gonna say shit let's play

[06:45:18] fuck it wait it's because no no no Lacey Ron said oh don't especially not that good

[06:45:23] and then it was 14 to zero in one minute like what are we talking about now

[06:45:27] I still about Ron is like I actually know how to aerial and air dribble thank you

[06:45:31] yep so does it she bro that's also I tell him Lacey I've seen the game play

[06:45:37] bro I'm sorry you have to do is you want to ride it or do you want to suck it

[06:45:43] which one

[06:45:46] yeah bro that we up okay let's do both invite invite hold on I'm chasing some

[06:45:50] now we're gonna fuck him I don't want to just fuck him I want to deny him

[06:45:55] whoa that crazy to say no did you finish sending out your bike yeah I put

[06:46:04] the primer your fucking Harley yes fucking demon you're not I'm not paying

[06:46:11] the cars and coffee next week yeah I guess you're gonna take it that way

[06:46:20] squishy do you have light zombies yeah I have that too what yes no wait like

[06:46:33] You know, but you know, but the like the scam the whites on this I have the titanium whites

[06:46:37] I used to play on console and I would make up when I used to play in back in a day a little bit

[06:46:41] I would make a rocket. I would make like a rocket. We'd look for group post and I would say that I had white zombies and then I'd scan little kids

[06:46:48] That sounds like a good ass. You're serious. Yeah, we're done. I

[06:46:52] Used to play save the world and I would see the scammer get scam videos and I used to do that to little children

[06:46:58] You're an L

[06:47:00] Are you guys ready?

[06:47:02] Yeah, I'm ready.

[06:47:03] Are you ready?

[06:47:04] Is there a question?

[06:47:05] I'm prepared.

[06:47:06] I would make sure to target little children.

[06:47:10] Wait.

[06:47:11] If you had like squeaky voices, and I would take all their loot.

[06:47:14] What?

[06:47:15] Yeah, maybe don't stay back.

[06:47:17] So you sure you don't want to warm up?

[06:47:19] Yeah, you sure you don't want to warm up, brother?

[06:47:22] I'm good.

[06:47:23] Let's go!

[06:47:24] Let's play this shit.

[06:47:25] You're on baby one?

[06:47:26] It's impossible.

[06:47:27] It's dead ass action.

[06:47:28] I need him to punch in!

[06:47:30] Sheddly possible!

[06:47:32] Sheddly!

[06:47:34] OPEN GO BOY!

[06:47:36] Oh my god, oh my god

[06:47:38] No no no

[06:47:40] Contestant this?

[06:47:42] Good

[06:47:44] BAM!

[06:47:46] I'm gonna pop him every time

[06:47:48] Yeah, chill chill

[06:47:50] Yes! Play gun, play gun, play gun!

[06:47:54] He got a wall, he got a wall!

[06:47:56] Fuck it fuck it. Oh my god. Okay, okay, okay one goal one goal one goal doesn't define one human

[06:48:13] Wait, that's hard

[06:48:15] Oh

[06:48:17] No

[06:48:28] Which one the title you know the banner RLCS season 6 will jump in

[06:48:34] Yes, that's yeah. Yeah

[06:48:38] How do I just need me and my

[06:48:40] I

[06:49:10] Yeah, okay, okay, I'm glad you're talking about the

[06:49:16] Some of the whole stadium changes color that I dive all one. Yeah

[06:49:27] Oh

[06:49:40] Yeah, he has nothing to do with this. He's glitching.

[06:49:42] He's setting things up, babe.

[06:49:44] No, bro.

[06:49:46] Unlimited boost, bro.

[06:49:48] What?

[06:49:50] What is that?

[06:49:52] Gotta get inside left, though.

[06:49:56] Nice, Nicole.

[06:49:58] There it is.

[06:50:00] Oh, he's...

[06:50:02] Yup.

[06:50:04] Nice.

[06:50:06] Wait.

[06:50:08] How is he just

[06:50:12] My god, what a play lay what a play

[06:50:20] Here comes some bullshit bro

[06:50:31] Wait Loki I think I can beat him in a 1v1. Yeah, what are you talking about 3v1?

[06:50:36] Dude, he's so cringe the way he plays, I'm gonna ask.

[06:50:39] Yo, why don't you play with that boost?

[06:50:42] Yo, like I was with him.

[06:50:44] Okay, I'll play with that boost today.

[06:50:47] Okay, I'll play with that boost.

[06:50:48] He's playing with that boost. He can't win.

[06:50:49] No, he can't win.

[06:50:50] No, I saw him.

[06:50:51] If I saw, he's not gonna win.

[06:50:54] On my screen!

[06:50:55] Wait, hold on.

[06:50:56] He's playing with that boost, huh?

[06:51:03] Yo, you felt me.

[06:51:05] I would go boost right now.

[06:51:07] Yo, too.

[06:51:08] Go for the goal!

[06:51:09] Quickly!

[06:51:10] Leaze!

[06:51:11] Don't say Leaze.

[06:51:12] Center!

[06:51:13] Center!

[06:51:14] Goal!

[06:51:15] Nice run!

[06:51:16] Nice run!

[06:51:17] Goal!

[06:51:18] Goal!

[06:51:19] Goal!

[06:51:20] Yes, Lezy, yes.

[06:51:21] No.

[06:51:22] It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.

[06:51:23] No boost.

[06:51:24] Hey.

[06:51:25] He boosted it.

[06:51:26] There's no way.

[06:51:27] No, I didn't boost it.

[06:51:28] I didn't boost it.

[06:51:29] No way we lose with it.

[06:51:30] Stop, stop.

[06:51:31] A lot of playing time.

[06:51:32] There's no way we lose.

[06:51:33] Dude, oh my god.

[06:51:34] Oh my god, I'm there. I'm there. I'm there

[06:51:38] Oh

[06:51:43] How is he always there he's cheating he's like a fat guy in a candy shop

[06:51:49] Here

[06:52:01] Yeah

[06:52:03] I have no words. I have no words. I'm getting spam bum. Hey, the 3d one with no blues

[06:52:11] Ron

[06:52:13] Yeah, you're right. You're a little fucking crazy

[06:52:20] Charge to the game

[06:53:03] go go go go itchy

[06:53:05] let's do it

[06:53:12] yo yo yo yo yo

[06:53:13] yo wait wait hello

[06:53:15] hello? lacy are you eating?

[06:53:17] lacy are you eating?

[06:53:18] you gotta be eating

[06:53:19] you gotta be stuffing your face

[06:53:20] lacy are you eating?

[06:53:21] lacy are you eating?

[06:53:22] yo

[06:53:30] nice

[06:53:31] good for you bro you just said they're smiling ear to ear

[06:53:37] nice run!

[06:53:39] imma dunk on him imma dunk on him imma dunk on him

[06:53:41] oh god!

[06:53:43] oh my god!

[06:53:45] and he broke one!

[06:53:47] that's weird as fuck

[06:53:49] that's weird as fuck

[06:53:51] yeah let me move on on top of no boosting and 3

[06:53:55] and she's weird

[06:53:57] that's weird

[06:53:59] We're gonna take away your banner, bro

[06:54:11] Nice leg still my boost you can't do that

[06:54:15] How many rules you can add all that?

[06:54:17] I don't want to, I actually want to boost them, I'm gonna hook, I'm gonna hook.

[06:54:29] Calm down, calm down, calm down.

[06:54:31] Hey, he jumped.

[06:54:32] He made a jump.

[06:54:33] I'm gonna jump below him, thank you.

[06:54:34] Nice!

[06:54:35] Lacey, are you fucking fat?

[06:54:36] Don't answer it, don't answer it.

[06:54:37] I don't want to know.

[06:54:38] His car is too, his car is too.

[06:54:39] Yeah, how much horsepower does this car have?

[06:54:40] What is this?

[06:54:41] I've seen this before.

[06:54:42] Yeah, how much horsepower does this car have? What is this?

[06:54:45] I've seen this before.

[06:54:51] We are free, both of them are not bad at all.

[06:54:53] It's not bad.

[06:54:56] Make that four.

[06:55:01] Yeah, we need to die. What is this for, y'all?

[06:55:03] How does he just die?

[06:55:06] Yeah, we're tied up, by the way.

[06:55:08] 3-3s and something like that.

[06:55:10] Wait, it's time! It's time! It's time for killing!

[06:55:13] Yeah, what do you mean for killing?

[06:55:16] Why? No, it's time! It's a lot better!

[06:55:19] Yo, stop putting me out!

[06:55:24] Hold on, don't hit it! Don't hit it! Don't hit it! Don't hit it!

[06:55:25] Oh, fuck!

[06:55:29] What?

[06:55:31] There's a mech out!

[06:55:32] Ow!

[06:55:32] Yo, yo, yo, yo!

[06:55:34] Fuck!

[06:55:35] Yo, this isn't just a... This is actually a video.

[06:55:38] Yo, who the fuck is mech out, bro?

[06:55:40] Holy shit, I don't know I think so

[06:55:57] We have new approach so I'm gonna miss from him

[06:56:02] Well, let's try to get them in rule one

[06:56:04] right actually

[06:56:06] you're squishy

[06:56:08] yeah

[06:56:10] check outside there's someone at your door

[06:56:12] wait

[06:56:14] yeah at least he's just playing

[06:56:18] I'm talking outside

[06:56:22] nice

[06:56:24] if you guys get more

[06:56:26] if you guys destroy you can have it

[06:56:28] it's hot game though right

[06:56:34] No, we're not gonna lie, we died, that's not bad.

[06:56:37] No, I won, it was 5-0.

[06:56:39] You guys lost 4-3, we're not boosting it.

[06:56:41] So crazy.

[06:56:42] And Ron was hard bumping.

[06:56:44] Lost my waltz.

[06:56:46] Fuck this shit.

[06:56:48] Haha.

[06:56:51] Sweats room again?

[06:56:52] Sweats that ass room again.

[06:56:56] Miho.

[06:56:58] Now who is Miho?

[06:57:01] What are you saying?

[06:57:03] We loaded up quads. Yeah, we've quad competitive

[06:57:07] Yeah, we've quad right here. Let's play it. What what what rank are you squishy? Oh great? I have no idea. We'll figure it out

[06:57:13] No, I don't want to go against. No, no, it's not high. No, I'm not ranked. I'm not ranked. I'm on ranked

[06:57:18] Wait squishy if I play good. Wait, do you still play in the RLS? Yes, I play like that. I play the quality

[06:57:23] We made the event sometimes so I'm just playing for fun. I don't scream

[06:57:27] But it was crazy walking

[06:57:30] Yeah, bro, you have to

[06:57:32] I thought I thought what happened what I don't know wait ask a question have you ever used

[06:57:42] any like terminology well like never mind actually no no bro I know what you're gonna

[06:57:48] ask no dude like rule one my girlfriend or my wife rule one yeah I know no awesome dude

[06:57:54] No, I've never done that.

[06:57:56] So I'm not on Rock-a-League, I'm not thinking about Rock-a-League Val.

[06:58:00] Yeah.

[06:58:01] You just say cat, I mean back in the day when I was a kid, yeah.

[06:58:05] Okay, let's lock in guys, we need good comms. We need good comms.

[06:58:08] Oh, this guy's got some spells.

[06:58:10] Where's this in my chat, bro? What are they spamming in my chat?

[06:58:16] Who is this fucker?

[06:58:18] I don't know.

[06:58:20] Holy fuck, wait, the map is huge in this.

[06:58:24] uh why what the fuck yeah never mind wait whoa let's ruin the game bro yo

[06:58:33] we're not losing against these guys squishy lock in okay okay true actually

[06:58:39] all right listen come on doesn't it doesn't know

[06:58:43] Just follow the ball, follow the ball man, wherever the ball is going just follow it.

[06:58:55] Don't think this is going to...actually Ron, pull the ball, pull the ball.

[06:59:00] It's actually just lazy and squishy, they should play R-I-C-S together.

[06:59:05] Notice how I inflated you to the lobby and you get on some dick.

[06:59:10] Yeah, he can either ride on it or five times on it.

[06:59:12] Honestly, brother, this is gonna be three toward me.

[06:59:14] You want me to go shoot me and you, Lace?

[06:59:16] Yeah, brother, let's go on that.

[06:59:18] Holy shit.

[06:59:19] I'm climbing!

[06:59:21] Wait.

[06:59:23] Yo, this guy's targeting me like a fucking toy for Thanos!

[06:59:29] Go!

[06:59:31] Move.

[06:59:35] Move.

[06:59:37] Why did he push the button?

[06:59:39] Haha, I'm gonna get off. I'm gonna get off this guy. Kiss me one more time.

[06:59:42] Well, you're not flat, right? No.

[06:59:44] Lacer, Lacer, you're flat? Yeah, I'm flat.

[06:59:48] Okie, if you could run to RLCS and you jinx.

[06:59:51] If you could flat, if you could run to RLCS, we could try to get him out of you.

[06:59:55] Saved it.

[06:59:59] I was trying to get a third, third of the player.

[07:00:01] Me, bro? Hello?

[07:00:03] Ronnie, not good enough, you're gonna get flat, at least, he's flat.

[07:00:05] Yeah, look how he's playing, being flat.

[07:00:07] So like what's the I'm confused like what's the requirements once you once you're flat bro like

[07:00:12] Okay, I'll get why I hate that splash it. There's six a year. You gotta get pop before next month. Can you do that?

[07:00:17] Yeah, easy

[07:00:19] easy

[07:00:20] Watch your shaggy out flat. That's it

[07:00:24] Nice I'm about I'm about for you

[07:00:28] I hit him. Hey, here's what I'm gonna do. Here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna play heavy defense

[07:00:32] Squishy go for the ball

[07:00:34] You got an aerial? You got an aerial of them. I'll play SSL.

[07:00:37] Yeah, yeah.

[07:00:38] I'm fucking you. I'll play like an SSL, bro.

[07:00:40] Alright, that's it. It's something we see matters in my own hands.

[07:00:46] Okay, whatever, you're ready.

[07:00:48] See how it's coming to me? I got it.

[07:00:51] Nice run. Oh, yeah.

[07:00:54] Hey, what did I do wrong, though?

[07:01:00] Well, you hit it into our net.

[07:01:01] What game would it be, Plat?

[07:01:03] Two, two? Does matter?

[07:01:05] Uh, two. Two, two.

[07:01:06] Matter of fact, I'm in the air!

[07:01:12] Okay, I need to put matters into my own hands.

[07:01:14] That's it, I'm playing with you.

[07:01:16] That's gotta be a good one.

[07:01:18] We don't need a goalie, bro.

[07:01:22] Quads is actually eights.

[07:01:24] No, this is not ideal.

[07:01:26] This is like, this is like...

[07:01:28] No, you're just the fucking best of the best players in the entire universe!

[07:01:30] I don't even think I touched the ball even!

[07:01:32] I'm doing nothing. I'm getting the models up on my car.

[07:01:38] Yeah, we'll rank these guys.

[07:01:40] I think they're like SSL. I didn't realize though.

[07:01:42] These are SSL?

[07:01:44] I mean they have the title. If you press scoreboard, one of them will go down.

[07:01:52] I'm hanging with you.

[07:01:54] I'm not going to hang in my stuff.

[07:01:57] I'm doing good though.

[07:01:59] but

[07:02:00] I didn't scream

[07:02:04] this guy is actually hard to get

[07:02:06] you are a loser

[07:02:07] this guy named the boob

[07:02:09] there we go, first touch of the game

[07:02:13] yeah, this guy actually is a loser

[07:02:15] I'm deadass

[07:02:18] nice squishy

[07:02:19] you got to be alive if you need me

[07:02:21] nice

[07:02:22] wait, you're not there?

[07:02:23] okay, go

[07:02:24] go

[07:02:25] I

[07:02:27] For the man came up

[07:02:30] Save it save it save it

[07:02:34] Bro they saved that oh my god here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm off off off off

[07:02:40] little late I

[07:02:43] Got I got I got

[07:02:45] Don't run. I know you were nice yell, bro, but you gotta listen to your place

[07:02:55] I've done this close to nothing. I haven't even seen that one.

[07:03:05] Oh my god, he's just up in the air. Here we go, a little bit of game time.

[07:03:10] Yeah, mom, why is this guy coming at you, bro?

[07:03:12] Okay, here you go. That's fine.

[07:03:14] He put his discord though on Chobe's face, but what do you look like? That's a question.

[07:03:17] Oh, shit. That's a question.

[07:03:19] I'm not a lawnmower.

[07:03:21] That's a question. What do you look like in real life?

[07:03:23] We ever see me real life

[07:03:27] You guys

[07:03:38] I'm just saying I'm saying

[07:03:53] That's a lot of uncomfortable.

[07:03:55] We're just saying that over and over again.

[07:03:57] Oh, I faked it.

[07:03:59] No.

[07:04:01] They're pros.

[07:04:03] They're pros.

[07:04:05] They're just swiping.

[07:04:11] It's actually so cringy.

[07:04:13] Stop demoing me!

[07:04:17] I never chased the ball down.

[07:04:19] Oh, what's he doing?

[07:04:21] What the fuck was that? Was that a musty flick?

[07:04:23] Was that a musty squishy Zed flick for $3,000?

[07:04:25] No, it was not.

[07:04:27] 22 points.

[07:04:29] Oh!

[07:04:31] Oh, boys.

[07:04:33] I can't do this.

[07:04:35] No, no, at least!

[07:04:37] Okay.

[07:04:39] That's a big one.

[07:04:41] Oh, boy.

[07:04:43] Oh, boys.

[07:04:45] I can't do this. No, no, at least!

[07:04:47] Okay, I don't even define us

[07:05:07] Go anyone here living New Jersey my mom just sent me a photo and the snow is over the house completely

[07:05:17] What do you guys want to do you guys want to play threes I still want to go against that high rank

[07:05:33] They said they were the number one ranked fours guy but they were on the altar some

[07:05:37] shit oh gg yeah nice what bro i'm not gonna lie you look even that good

[07:05:42] Okay, that guy's ranked number four and we're even getting shots off on him gotta figure something out

[07:05:54] All right, let's go one more

[07:05:58] What there's what if we win though, you know, I mean

[07:06:05] You so much for the five months bro, I've read subs all day drop on me if you're

[07:06:12] 6 months guys tomorrow we're going to broad lawn I haven't reserved

[07:06:23] what do you do now Ronnie do like half IRL half gaming stuff

[07:06:36] yeah I feel like I've been doing IRL like I said IRL for a week straight so

[07:06:42] You do gaming every day no matter what?

[07:06:44] Uh...

[07:06:45] No.

[07:06:47] I try to now, like, I want to get better, I want to play more video games on stream this year.

[07:06:52] Like, I feel like one thing about me that I fell off in is playing video games.

[07:06:58] Come on, you're gonna do this!

[07:06:59] You still like running games though?

[07:07:00] You see how what?

[07:07:02] You still like streaming games?

[07:07:03] Oh yeah, I love it. The viewers though just become a little bit aids, at least you can tell you.

[07:07:07] Like, if you like IRL, like, obviously IRL gets like, for me,

[07:07:11] actually it's it's hair miss like sometimes I

[07:07:14] bro sometimes IRL my viewership is higher than my gaming but sometimes my

[07:07:18] game is higher than my arrow it's like but most of my cabby comes to AIDS because

[07:07:24] if I don't IRL they're like IRL IRL IRL so then it ruins my like the audio like

[07:07:30] only one IRL yeah it's like it's like the Tik Tokers bro like my actual

[07:07:35] audience just like likes when I do any

[07:07:39] It's very nice to do

[07:07:48] Run the freedom do I get a goat I got a late night on a school night right now

[07:07:52] You watch me fuck it. You have to see fuck it. I've been touching the ball, bro

[07:07:55] They literally just watch me put miles on my car on a school night

[07:07:59] Good there good there. Oh, yeah, not a chance to know. Okay, I

[07:08:12] The more I realize it like back in the day like we used to stream at our first house

[07:08:16] Like when we're all in phase like I stream so late at night and I would have so much fun

[07:08:21] Even if we're doing motion

[07:08:24] Like I feel like me and laces best moments are like one more live

[07:08:27] like even super late doing absolutely nothing yeah yeah I know you know like I

[07:08:38] genuinely think my best moments were on my desktop doing the most dumb shit ever

[07:08:42] this is random game the shit I don't know Lacey do you agree I feel like my best

[07:08:46] moments are desktop I'm getting what do you what do you mean moments like shit

[07:08:52] that I like I look back at like funny clips are clips that like I'm like damn

[07:08:56] I love streaming. I don't really look at IRL

[07:08:59] Yeah, like every time I've ever done that. It's always been like S tops

[07:09:05] Like I think my most iconic lips are obviously from IRL like right now

[07:09:12] I didn't move

[07:09:16] Did we actually have it?

[07:09:20] I like doing both.

[07:09:22] Hey, you guys are a lot better. Yeah, I didn't realize my head

[07:09:30] Hello

[07:09:38] There's goose on a wall, I even notice

[07:09:52] What the guy don't know is like

[07:09:57] Your shoes going higher or lower on touchdown

[07:10:03] We need

[07:10:05] Growling or dying

[07:10:06] It's like something like something like YouTube you can stream and like everyone will always see it

[07:10:12] It's on YouTube that platform is fucking ginormous

[07:10:15] I think streaming streaming streaming in general

[07:10:24] Yeah, I think there's more people want to do it

[07:10:29] So more items on me

[07:10:33] Like it wasn't really like as much of a career

[07:10:36] Really out of the nation

[07:10:39] I'm playing rockin these girls, but even though my doing

[07:10:43] King is dominating rich

[07:10:45] Never helps you see better

[07:10:51] I just want to go again honestly I just like want to score middle

[07:10:59] Oh

[07:11:06] Maybe playing against like people who are like this though is actually really good.

[07:11:09] Cause we're going to play against like Gerberts and we're going to kill people on the side.

[07:11:11] Oh it's going to fill you. Yeah.

[07:11:13] Oh my god.

[07:11:17] Oh fuck.

[07:11:19] That's what we do.

[07:11:21] Actually, thanks.

[07:11:23] You saw the clip with DDG today?

[07:11:25] What?

[07:11:27] I said they made to respond to their what DTG is on the room I got quick bailed on.

[07:11:41] Right, right, got that.

[07:11:44] We think actually made Twitch the most popular, like what streamer like...

[07:11:48] Ninja. Got a pin.

[07:11:50] Oh, Ninja or Indian, yeah.

[07:11:52] Got a growl, dude.

[07:11:54] Did you just work nice there for a lot of

[07:12:06] Are you the good of the shing a hundred kids you

[07:12:11] Four ladies in general four-night low key mates which on ironic. Yeah

[07:12:18] Jack already take there

[07:12:24] I tried to fake it, but it didn't score.

[07:12:34] This game was actually like winnable feeling.

[07:12:36] I'm getting that vibe, I mean technically it still is, 30 seconds, 2 goals.

[07:12:40] I would argue that Gixi and Keso brought a lot of viewers.

[07:12:44] I think Keso brought a lot of viewers, like a lot of Keso's viewers only watched Keso,

[07:12:49] I swear to god.

[07:12:51] I agree with that.

[07:12:53] Okay, so I don't I don't actually

[07:12:55] This is how like me that's like I've actually never met someone who like is a hard case of you

[07:13:04] It's like it's such a diehard like it's just like like his YouTube is twitched like they love case like they don't watch

[07:13:12] Like they all just watch him. Yeah, that's a good thing by the way. That's like a really good thing

[07:13:17] They're fucking tight netcom. Oh my god

[07:13:20] I'm gonna be honest, bro. These guys suck for you. Also, dude for his car. Yeah, if you guys don't want to play for

[07:13:29] Again

[07:13:31] I don't care at all. I think if you are not having fun, then I don't want shit still getting better

[07:13:43] You play one more game and then I gotta go

[07:13:46] through the last color of his bike.

[07:13:48] Well, you're not playing the 3v3 tournament?

[07:13:50] What's a 3v3 tournament?

[07:13:52] It's in 30 minutes.

[07:13:54] Hmm.

[07:13:56] I'll probably be done by then.

[07:13:58] You know, we're on the outside, knife emojis, bro.

[07:14:00] Are you fucking kidding me?

[07:14:02] like zombies are in the shop say oh god like I think like jinxie I feel like

[07:14:18] brought a lot of viewers to the site he's been fucking done nuts

[07:14:25] How long is how many days in a row is jake seeming streaming chat every day or how long

[07:14:41] do I remember when he called me before he started doing that shit and he was like they

[07:14:46] brought one of the more consistent it was actually like nuts I can't even shoot for

[07:14:51] 400 days

[07:14:55] 418 that's crazy

[07:14:58] And and bro, it's all paid off it's 500,000 viewers

[07:15:06] There we go

[07:15:09] Wait, this might be more manageable here. Oh, yeah, these guys are about my skill levels

[07:15:14] Good lay

[07:15:21] before I was dead I stole him, let's go on the one

[07:15:25] why are you guys laughing at that?

[07:15:31] oh can you even block that?

[07:15:33] nah, there's two of them

[07:15:37] stuff it through me

[07:15:39] hey

[07:15:40] go down the road right

[07:15:43] I'm gonna save that too

[07:15:47] I'll ring my teammate, I actually have to get to the left

[07:15:49] I want them to stuff it in me.

[07:15:51] I've been live for 13 hours.

[07:15:54] Yeah.

[07:15:55] I watched the whole thing.

[07:15:57] Like, people kind of live and watch the thing, you know, in Jaxon.

[07:16:00] How long have you been streaming every day?

[07:16:02] Five days.

[07:16:03] I've been streaming for like 10 years.

[07:16:05] Damn.

[07:16:06] I can't do every day now, I can't.

[07:16:09] Wait, how old are you?

[07:16:11] 25.

[07:16:13] Yeah, wait, you've been streaming since shit.

[07:16:16] Yeah.

[07:16:18] What did you start streaming?

[07:16:20] You're 15.

[07:16:22] Yeah.

[07:16:23] Wait, what did you stream on?

[07:16:25] Switch, Otis?

[07:16:26] Just twitch, yeah.

[07:16:27] But I had to end up here.

[07:16:29] Wow, bro!

[07:16:30] What a shot, dude!

[07:16:31] So you only stream Rocket League or did you stream like what?

[07:16:34] Hold it.

[07:16:35] No, only Rocket League.

[07:16:36] I basically just started uploading Rocket League to it and then I was like,

[07:16:40] Why'd they say play Lizard?

[07:16:42] I was like,

[07:16:43] Ah, oh my god.

[07:16:44] How is it spreading?

[07:16:45] Oh my god.

[07:16:46] You're Lizard?

[07:16:47] No, no, stop dude, I'm just telling my dad this shit.

[07:16:50] Me and Raterin, rule one, me and Raterin, rule one, me and Raterin, rule one.

[07:16:53] This is rule two, this is rule two.

[07:16:55] This is rule, you're fucking my ass.

[07:16:56] No, am I old dude?

[07:16:58] No, no, I'm me and Raterin.

[07:17:01] Fuck me, fuck me.

[07:17:03] What rule is this?

[07:17:06] This is rule backshots, help us.

[07:17:08] What rule are we in?

[07:17:10] Okay, it's like, it's like we're on, okay, okay, okay, we're on stage right now.

[07:17:13] Help! I'm getting fucked on every angle!

[07:17:17] We're good boys, we're good boys.

[07:17:21] You were kicked for a little while. I got kicked.

[07:17:23] Turn back, turn back, turn back.

[07:17:25] You got kicked for what?

[07:17:27] They bit me, they bit me.

[07:17:31] Well you got kicked, we're gonna fuck.

[07:17:33] Dan, if we're going to Crack Town, we'll hit.

[07:17:37] All right, Shadowmaster, we'll go right here once this, and we'll get more in the near future.

[07:17:45] Kick for World 32!

[07:17:47] What is that?

[07:17:49] World 32 Rocket League, so much for World 32.

[07:17:51] What's Rocket League World 32?

[07:17:59] World 32, right?

[07:18:01] It's the least you can play here.

[07:18:07] I'm almost 34.

[07:18:13] Oh, I got that.

[07:18:15] Did you not stream like... did you not stream in your car?

[07:18:17] How long are we going to do it?

[07:18:19] Uh, yeah, but I got pretty popular because of COVID.

[07:18:22] Like, when COVID happens...

[07:18:24] Yeah, yeah, it happened on the street.

[07:18:26] Where are you dancing?

[07:18:28] Like, I'm always just stuck at home, there's one.

[07:18:30] Yeah.

[07:18:37] I

[07:18:51] Like five or six

[07:19:01] Wait, maybe you guys should just play three

[07:19:07] I would say like 0.6. I think I would be like 8 hours.

[07:19:14] Why are you all seeing 12?

[07:19:21] I know, I know, I know but I know IRL though. How does IRL fill with that?

[07:19:25] It's way easier to be a mess up.

[07:19:28] It's always falling around, can't be that safe. I don't know, it's weird.

[07:19:33] I

[07:19:38] Like

[07:19:42] Anywhere we try to go there's just like crowds of people and like I'm gonna go to the mall

[07:19:46] There's probably like 300-400 people on Baratsy

[07:19:50] Really?

[07:19:50] Can't bring out myself for a problem

[07:19:55] Ice cold squish!

[07:19:57] Thank you, thank you

[07:19:58] I think there's a level of like, known that like, gets, has a reverse effect

[07:20:03] You know you mean like where it's like almost bad sometimes

[07:20:07] I'm like, where I'm in public like, I'm with my girl bro, like they chase me bro, it's so annoying, they're like

[07:20:12] I hate it

[07:20:18] Oh my god

[07:20:22] And then the pop-off to show interview you all your mid-set

[07:20:25] Not even that dude I had so many kids call me in the gym that I had to stop

[07:20:29] down

[07:20:32] I was talking to

[07:20:34] I should have out

[07:20:36] I literally had to stop going to the gyms fish

[07:20:39] I don't know, you need your privacy, you need your privacy, that's kind of it.

[07:20:43] I don't know if you're serious enough, but I'm like...

[07:20:46] Oh, that's literally the reason that...

[07:20:48] That's literally why I gave way, by the way.

[07:20:51] The good thing is, they don't call you guys like when you go get food.

[07:20:54] No, bro, you don't even know.

[07:20:57] It follows...

[07:20:59] Why are you trying to bump me?

[07:21:01] I'm not...

[07:21:03] You're a chance of winning this.

[07:21:05] Bro, zero, we're down three, I think.

[07:21:08] 30 seconds left

[07:21:15] What champion shit, I don't know what it is

[07:21:18] Uh

[07:21:20] Oh, fuck. Uh, how much adrenaline did I like what was the score for the last game? Like was it like close or was it like

[07:21:28] Whatever the crazy side you played a team that won back to back before and you hadn't lost

[07:21:33] Drill

[07:21:38] I was saying we played a team that, the team we played in the finals was a European team that won back to back

[07:21:43] worlds like back to back relationships and then they also won every season

[07:21:47] every season this way, the entire season they're undefeated this way

[07:21:50] so we're playing undefeated team, they meant to beat them twice we can't win

[07:21:53] but we just like fucked up and now we're just assembling

[07:21:55] but it was like not so

[07:21:56] fuck their asses

[07:21:58] yeah

[07:21:59] push your teammates inside

[07:22:02] form it and give it

[07:22:04] you really carried that much

[07:22:05] it was caught, nah I didn't care or anything or anything

[07:22:08] I was good like I was the top three player in the world, but

[07:22:12] At times number one was it in USA?

[07:22:15] It was in Vegas actually. Hey, what car do you have in real life?

[07:22:20] Should have sold it out of Corvette zero one. I sold it

[07:22:25] No, I'm gonna get a family car, bro

[07:22:27] I might have a kid see me. I'm gonna get a family car

[07:22:31] I think I think you'd be driving like you do a rocket league

[07:22:33] now bro like also do car theft is a major incident as I have a nice car as

[07:22:39] full stock really people like still off your driveway

[07:22:42] at the time leaving the party you guys can play I don't want to I'll wash I

[07:22:45] see that one. I'll be back in 30 minutes for the tournament if if if if.

[07:22:51] Alright.

[07:22:53] Who's this?

[07:22:55] You ready?

[07:22:56] This is Lacey.

[07:22:57] This kid's here.

[07:22:58] Lacey's here.

[07:22:59] No, Lacey.

[07:23:00] Lacey

[07:23:03] Three's right we could play a casual threes. Oh, cuz we'll get fucking

[07:23:20] No, but yeah, it's actually like anyone checking in your check it's like it's a major issue right now in Canada have a nice car

[07:23:26] People do this like key-fop thing where they like can steal the signal of your car if they push the start

[07:23:31] And they could just rip it off your driveway

[07:23:33] I don't like breaking for your keys. It's kind of dumb and the cops here just said like yeah

[07:23:37] Just leave your keys by the door. I should make it easy for them

[07:23:40] Kind of stupid because they got like a slap on the wrist. They actually get caught

[07:23:43] Kind of dumb. That's pretty fucked. Yeah, so it's not worth having a nice car. Just makes it look like it's hard to get

[07:23:50] When I drive my car, people just follow me

[07:23:53] Yeah, I feel like it's so normal there. You're in LA, right? Yeah. You don't see nice cars around

[07:23:59] at like I'm in Toronto, but like you don't see like nice cars often.

[07:24:05] Like LA everyone's fucking loaded. Young boy just tweeted a picture of an SVJ and said that he paid cash for it.

[07:24:14] I believe him. Also, Ron, like we have snow here all the time, so like six months of the year,

[07:24:19] You're five months a year if you came and drive like those cars you just slide it away

[07:24:24] Cancel you're gonna sell his rank

[07:24:27] You guys a dick, bro

[07:24:31] Watch it learn rose dog. They were just fine. Thank you. Yeah, my nose is

[07:24:36] Oh, we're pulling boss. We're playing. That's we're playing boss. These are like fucking superhuman boss

[07:24:39] This is actually the biggest unit boost

[07:24:44] They're boss the boss so like actually AI

[07:24:46] Like their machine learning like they're they're framed it to sim play against themselves for millions of hours

[07:25:03] Because I'm saying these aren't real people lose your balls. Oh, so the game thinks we're like

[07:25:09] No, they're cheating it's a fucking dumbass issue right now that they're trying to fix they're adding it

[07:25:16] actually say that we got to beat them we have to be boss one but it's actually

[07:25:22] right it was like going for rank one earlier and I was on like a 15 16 game

[07:25:25] we should get a stock of new shit. Is it that hard? Can't be the man. Like physically impossible.

[07:25:32] Like no one ever has? No no you can't like I have but I get the perfect rate.

[07:25:38] What the fuck?

[07:25:43] And this guy's also fucking free because he's playing his monitor while his bots play for

[07:25:51] him and you put Chat's fan behind him.

[07:25:53] Wait, is this a real person?

[07:25:56] The person sitting behind his monitor, he loves his bots to the game.

[07:25:59] Three bots, they're supposed to be playing for him, he doesn't touch his controller.

[07:26:03] That's insane!

[07:26:04] Wait, how much fun is it to make that?

[07:26:07] Don't know but he does this in cells the account see if that's on the cells they can say

[07:26:15] Yeah, they're trying to ban it

[07:26:20] This is new this is never

[07:26:26] And it is from your permit stream science me no matter what mode I play so I have place

[07:26:32] That's so courage relief

[07:26:34] uh yeah we can forfeit it buddy you guys should just play fever zone i'll watch

[07:26:39] alright i guess you don't want to sleep right now don't have hand and run don't have

[07:26:42] oh how do i come back you can't you're banned for five minutes now no so okay so you know

[07:26:50] in the future three at three thirty you can forfeit if you leave before that you're banned

[07:26:53] I'm banned for 5 minutes silver pack gold pack

[07:27:05] I have more practice I can give you this check practice shooting better way better than that

[07:27:17] Do you actually want to get better at a stand on?

[07:27:21] Like actually?

[07:27:22] You should have turned out.

[07:27:24] I know but like...

[07:27:25] If you want to save for me, you should play.

[07:27:30] The pack?

[07:27:31] You want the one-pack?

[07:27:32] Yeah.

[07:27:33] I'll play the group ones too.

[07:27:34] Do you want the one that first one?

[07:27:35] I'll send Rolazol.

[07:27:36] Yeah, I bought the DG.

[07:27:37] Okay.

[07:27:38] He doesn't squishy. How do you guys answer for me? Like, bro, I want to get better. That's

[07:27:50] why I'm playing the game right now. I'm just saying, if you actually want to get better,

[07:27:55] I'll help you if you can tell. I can make like, if you want to learn a specific shit,

[07:28:02] I can make like specific like packs for you. And it's fun, like this game you see improvement

[07:28:07] I think that's the coolest thing about it, you actually can see it's getting better.

[07:28:17] I wonder if there's something I want to get to you.

[07:28:27] Okay, I'm gonna give you a little bit of a tough one around. You gonna try it?

[07:28:37] I'm a musky mess.

[07:28:42] This is like basically like an advanced version of what you're doing.

[07:28:44] I'm like drooling. I'm like drooling.

[07:28:47] My mouth is wide open while playing.

[07:28:56] Why is he mouth-breathing ill?

[07:28:58] Yo, because I'm fucking sick, my fucking nose is spray again.

[07:29:00] I gotta do my like...

[07:29:02] I'm about to put my shit in again. Oh my god.

[07:29:04] I hear a couple of people saying that I'm doing fucking drugs, here we go, how do you...

[07:29:14] Oh!

[07:29:15] Oh!

[07:29:16] Oh, it burns!

[07:29:17] I'm on an attic, shut up!

[07:29:18] Come on!

[07:29:19] Oh my god, it's in my nose, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!

[07:29:30] Oh my god, it's in my nose. Oh my god.

[07:29:32] Oh my god.

[07:29:33] What is he doing?

[07:29:36] Uh, I think nasal sprays so he gets no booze.

[07:29:39] Uh, yeah, that's his ass.

[07:29:41] Yeah.

[07:29:42] I

[07:29:59] Drugs equal funny, I guess shut up

[07:30:05] Launched new streamers who are other desolate you streamers should do whatever the fuck they want to do

[07:30:09] I

[07:30:12] What do I do here?

[07:30:15] I'll shoot it I'll shoot it off the bounce so right after the ball comes off the ground up a bounce you get one power

[07:30:20] Let me show you

[07:30:23] There you go

[07:30:26] If you see the how do you walk but

[07:30:28] I mean that's good, even if that's good, they don't get better at just hitting you anyway.

[07:30:55] I'm doing like really basic so if I do no jump or like this or no flip I'm doing like

[07:31:22] really basic.

[07:31:23] jump or like this or no flip right right after it like the lookout comes off the

[07:31:30] floor I try to hit it right after that's the timing I'm not gonna jump here right

[07:31:33] after it comes off the floor like it's the most power if I rip it so fast I

[07:31:37] can get it right after it comes off the floor you can just from flip into it

[07:31:43] but I want to hit it really high like oh hi again hit it off the stick I just

[07:31:46] change the timing a bit there's power you can get right after it comes off the

[07:31:51] Yeah, you got it just got a message a bit before you approach it like don't get too fast

[07:32:08] So it's better to speed up later than earlier, but you're getting too close to early.

[07:32:25] Like boosting lift exactly, exactly.

[07:32:27] There you go, that was a goal, I'll stop that.

[07:32:33] If you can learn this, you will like jump a whole rank up.

[07:32:36] Like this is so easy.

[07:32:41] Like my biggest problem is like I don't feel like I can use this in game.

[07:32:46] Just hit it any way you would do it, man.

[07:32:48] Like this is just for sure.

[07:32:49] Like that's even just that's good.

[07:33:03] this one. uh, clear, clear. so try to treat it like a clear. you're gonna have to bounce

[07:33:15] off of it. get big power on it. like that? anything. yeah, just try to score it, but

[07:33:23] hitting it with the front of your car is always gonna be better. tip. try to hit it

[07:33:30] right after the bounce with the tibrytaur, oh you get some of that.

[07:33:35] That's good, even that's good.

[07:33:37] A little much speedy on that one, so...

[07:33:42] So you actually are pretty clean at like...

[07:33:46] You get these pretty quicks, you're reading like how you should change the next attack.

[07:33:52] Which means that you can improve really fast, like, if you actually want to.

[07:33:55] I feel like I'm not bad at video games, I'm just like impatient.

[07:34:01] Like that's a good ass shit, that's actually a good ass shit.

[07:34:05] That's also a good hit.

[07:34:06] Like, if you actually do that too when you're starting, you just have to do this ass a lot.

[07:34:09] I feel like if you're comfortable with your ass shit like that, you couldn't do that too,

[07:34:13] but.

[07:34:14] Like that, you have a lot of power.

[07:34:22] I can't ever finish her. Why can I never finish your life either, bro? Okay, you just ground pinched it

[07:34:31] I can't do that

[07:34:36] Yeah

[07:34:38] I'll go right, you go backward, same thing you have to wait a bit before you go, I'm

[07:35:08] time it off it up a little bit higher than i thought

[07:35:27] someone in my chat just said you look way younger when you won worlds what happened

[07:35:31] what the fuck do you mean that was eight years ago

[07:35:36] I'm ass

[07:35:40] Someone asked me

[07:35:42] Basically, why the fuck am I getting older?

[07:35:44] I mean, how to answer that, like

[07:35:46] I don't know what that means

[07:35:50] Shoot this any way you want to

[07:35:51] Just shoot it

[07:35:52] Like picture it in game, you gotta hit the shot, you know what I mean?

[07:35:56] Don't hit it wide, whatever you do

[07:35:58] What does that mean?

[07:36:00] I just don't miss, whatever you're doing

[07:36:03] Put it on target

[07:36:03] Like that, don't do that

[07:36:04] So like, why am I missing?

[07:36:07] Imagine you're just overcompeting it.

[07:36:10] Look where the ball is gonna go, like.

[07:36:11] Try to go where the ball is gonna go.

[07:36:13] That's where it is.

[07:36:14] So when do you turn off your camera lock?

[07:36:18] You don't need to do that at all for this.

[07:36:19] I would do it.

[07:36:20] Turn off cam if you want to like, like gain information you don't have.

[07:36:23] That's the way I do it.

[07:36:24] Like, you don't know where your teammate is or you don't know where like the boost is.

[07:36:29] We're hitting from left to straight is harder.

[07:36:33] has like a preference so you don't like change from the side that means you have a

[07:36:37] perfect like practice inside of it more we're getting a good hit on like it's

[07:36:42] basically every time

[07:36:47] that's you you're kind of doing it every time we're in share your drop you're

[07:36:52] holding left at the start of each shot like you're going through the ball is

[07:36:55] let the ball come back that's not necessarily bad but like just let it

[07:36:59] I'm trying to read where the ball is going to go and do there, which makes it easier.

[07:37:13] I just aim for power on those things.

[07:37:15] I need to make them flip.

[07:37:17] Another thing I was saying where you could jump up and flip into it,

[07:37:19] has one jump and flip into it.

[07:37:21] Try that.

[07:37:23] You try to boost a bit after you jump boost a bit

[07:37:32] The tilt back don't let it you limp take a stick a lot so it's jump so back and I flip into it

[07:37:42] Jump so back in the front flip from the

[07:37:48] Okay, I might explain it I might explain the input I might explain input

[07:37:50] You're gonna jump so back and then push for your stick and press your jump button again

[07:37:56] You're gonna jump so back and then push for your stick and jump again

[07:38:02] Okay, now I'd boost in between

[07:38:06] Yes

[07:38:11] You only have 1.5 seconds to do this you have you have to be close to the ball when you start it feel like

[07:38:20] Yeah, it's close, it's close.

[07:38:39] And even that's good, even that's good.

[07:38:41] It's just like learning to do this motion.

[07:38:43] You double jump a lot.

[07:38:45] Your default is double jumping for some reason.

[07:38:47] every time you look at the box

[07:38:52] I want a fucking big juicy blaney fucking blaney black cock in my ass

[07:38:58] alright how do I do this now is this one

[07:39:00] here's a wide center shooter anyway okay

[07:39:05] try to get in the net wherever you think how do you think you get in the net here

[07:39:08] try to get in the net

[07:39:09] I'll come up as never the answer here though because you want to see the ball

[07:39:19] Fuck, how you supposed to do this?

[07:39:28] There you go.

[07:39:29] That's perfect.

[07:39:36] Do you ever reverse in game or not really?

[07:39:39] Yeah, you need to sometimes, so like, well, you know, I don't hold reverse, but I usually feel like great.

[07:39:43] Like, you need to like, regular your screen sometimes.

[07:39:45] Like, you don't want to be going too fast with the ball.

[07:39:49] Like here for example, you want to let the ball go 20 a little bit and then and then like go right you don't want to go past

[07:40:00] By Minnesota

[07:40:02] Lacey, you wanna play chatter? No.

[07:40:14] So, what is this one?

[07:40:17] Yeah, whatever you wanna do with it. You can also pop it up, so you can drive into it. You can try it if you want. Drive into it and then try the aerial for it.

[07:40:24] Little hard though.

[07:40:32] I would just hit it. I would just hit it. Any way possible. Even in the game, like if

[07:40:45] you could just shift this forward and then shoot out off of it, that's good too.

[07:40:49] I didn't say you can't, I just said like, oh you can get this. You can actually do it,

[07:40:58] Oh, wait, if you kept losing you've double tapped that

[07:41:14] You're actually pretty good I could like

[07:41:24] Hello

[07:41:26] Y'all ready? Wait, wait, am I playing or no?

[07:41:32] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[07:41:38] Someone in the chat said Ron is pissed.

[07:41:42] What happened?

[07:41:44] He's still mad right now.

[07:41:50] How about me if you're lurking during this gaming shoot?

[07:41:52] I just realized what's on my shirt.

[07:41:57] Wait, why my backwards?

[07:42:00] Oh, this was specifically for Jinxy, because he had a terrible time turning around.

[07:42:06] And also, if you want to run, just pull back up on the side.

[07:42:10] I think I made it so you can just pull a whole back and then just backflip.

[07:42:13] Don't even do that, just literally reverse and a star and backflip into it.

[07:42:18] I don't know how to back up.

[07:42:23] Okay, you got it. You got it.

[07:42:24] Just pull, hold back and then

[07:42:25] just back up.

[07:42:26] It's flying down.

[07:42:27] Here, chat.

[07:42:28] W chat.

[07:42:29] Hey, Nate.

[07:42:30] So, you hear the tournament?

[07:42:31] I fucking forgot.

[07:42:32] Yeah, dude.

[07:42:36] What ranked tournament are we

[07:42:37] going to be playing in?

[07:42:38] It's probably like gold.

[07:42:40] It's probably like gold, isn't it?

[07:42:45] It's gold.

[07:42:46] I hope it's silver, bro. Wait, are you actually flat on your party party. I'd be ranked. I was flat one, but then I'd be ranked.

[07:42:58] Are you okay? You look depressed.

[07:43:07] For you, why an invite?

[07:43:12] Oh, I point to second. Just confirm. Just confirm, bro.

[07:43:16] Ron it might be the first and only time ever that uh world champion and FMCS or all the

[07:43:20] 先st world champion and FMCS world champion the same call bro.

[07:43:23] Well, there's gonna be the first in the world where a FMCS champion is also world champion.

[07:43:27] I'm gonna fucking grind this shit.

[07:43:30] Uh, okay.

[07:43:31] You can win this certainly this gold turny.

[07:43:34] Haters are my biggest motivators at the table of dinner with success.

[07:43:38] Mmmmm.

[07:43:39] Stop them me if you cried to that quote.

[07:43:42] Bro I'm not gonna lie I'm just so grateful bro.

[07:43:44] What does that even mean I'm just grateful that that Wendy made to a pastry. I literally wouldn't have a career from what's that

[07:43:51] That's

[07:43:53] Yes

[07:43:56] Me too actually

[07:43:59] That has to be a farm for a clip. I'm gonna be honest with you. That's what I said

[07:44:07] Did y'all hear that

[07:44:09] What happened?

[07:44:14] I don't hear shit.

[07:44:19] Good.

[07:44:20] People really wake up in the middle, people wake up in the morning and hop on fucking

[07:44:27] Marvel Rivals.

[07:44:28] It's actually insane.

[07:44:29] People with dead ass wake up and be like, yo, I'm about to play some Marvel Rivals to start

[07:44:34] my day.

[07:44:35] So, chat what game do you guys play?

[07:44:44] Is lime, is cilantro lime chicken good chat?

[07:44:50] Mark?

[07:44:51] Does that keep stealing?

[07:44:52] Wait are we looking for a moose?

[07:45:00] Let's talk about the real in the chat.

[07:45:02] How often do you all drink off a day?

[07:45:05] kidding jerking off is actually terrible for you it's so bad and you know what else really

[07:45:13] helps you in life I'm being so serious wait is you jerk off bro it's actually terrible

[07:45:17] for you man I'm good like there's like a few times a day a day yeah like what like three

[07:45:25] are you trolling are you trolling or not I do not jerk off three times a day bro I used

[07:45:32] You guys should have heard the shit Jinxie told me like two days ago

[07:45:37] He said he used to goon to mute to like legitimately

[07:45:41] He said he said that's a universal experience and everyone's going to be to know one's good

[07:45:45] Goodbye, it's it's universal and then he had a poll in his channel one fifth of this chat said yes

[07:45:49] It's 24% of you want to know

[07:45:56] Morning sex

[07:45:58] Wait, what is good for you? No, it's bad for you. A morning sex is very bad for you. I didn't know that

[07:46:07] Because you're letting like you're letting all the testosterone out of your body in right before your day starts

[07:46:12] So it completely alters your mood during the day

[07:46:22] I'm looking at this time go for a second

[07:46:24] Why does this guy's name say minus one thousand or but it's red

[07:46:29] It's like a

[07:46:33] It's not true. I got a order food. Yeah, what's like some healthy protein that I could order right now? No troll

[07:46:43] I'm getting right now. He didn't know who shrimp in my hallway

[07:46:54] Wait, where am I at? No troll is boneless chicken bad for me. They're not chicken. I pasta

[07:47:01] Pasta carbs face that high cortisol. Yeah, but if I get chicken with it, I'm ready chicken all I can get

[07:47:07] Ready chicken probably fried. Should I get boneless pizza?

[07:47:13] How am I getting? I used it to rule to that shit, bro. That shows my profile pictures as well.

[07:47:19] I've gifted man. Oh, to get it from Luca Tim. He's still watching

[07:47:22] Oh boy. Thank you, your daily right to order something they see what we order this late at night. That's like healthy boss. I know that's what I was looking at Boston Nova, but like what from Boston at the get the Boston Nova chicken just like chicken breasts.

[07:47:37] You guys are actually rich, bro. Kava.

[07:47:40] Kava's garbage.

[07:47:43] Kitchens pretty good chicken chicken way what you can fingers breaded

[07:47:52] Wait chicken soup low-key I want that it'll heal me to know

[07:47:59] Yeah, I mean only if you get it all taught

[07:48:07] Maybe like a protein high chew

[07:48:09] are you guys putting a heal to emu?

[07:48:11] oh a protein high chew

[07:48:13] hey chat it's a protein high chew a good chat or a bad chat

[07:48:21] 50% incoming

[07:48:23] alright yeah i can't anytime i eat bruv

[07:48:25] anytime i fucking eat bruv

[07:48:27] okay

[07:48:29] the amount of goals that scored this game

[07:48:31] we have to multiply by 5

[07:48:33] and do that many pushups

[07:48:35] what?

[07:48:37] Wow, I'm not even kidding if lazy could do 50 pushups right now.

[07:48:41] Now 30 pushups in a row right now, I'll give 2,000 subs, Laze.

[07:48:45] Why did you up it to 30?

[07:48:46] That's what I do for my death on Valorant now.

[07:48:50] You started at 50 in an update.

[07:48:52] Ron, you go for the ball.

[07:48:53] I shall go, I'll go, I'll go.

[07:48:55] Someone told me left always goes.

[07:48:56] Oh my god, it's a free goal.

[07:48:58] Well, they weren't ready, they weren't ready because I was running up.

[07:49:00] Wait, is this goal, there's a silver turnabout?

[07:49:02] We cannot lose, there can be Gerber.

[07:49:04] We actually can't lose if I get it.

[07:49:06] Yeah.

[07:49:07] This is like Gerberts I know I know I know we should win this wait can we actually

[07:49:14] What does afk no troll?

[07:49:28] I back to you right back to your let's get calm. Let's get calm. They're all here now. They're all you're not one

[07:49:32] okay hold on he gave someone else a controller

[07:49:39] they're not good enough to score for the center

[07:49:45] nice run

[07:49:51] that's fine it's bad hit for them

[07:49:53] boom that

[07:49:54] good goal

[07:49:55] there it is

[07:49:56] push out lay

[07:49:57] boys! bravo!

[07:49:59] bravo!

[07:50:00] It sounds done fellas. Sounds done

[07:50:05] At least how many hours they have on this? Oh, not a lot

[07:50:10] Maybe like I don't know I've been playing at least enough last week actually. I've been really enjoying playing video games

[07:50:18] Games anything like my playing games. I wish I wish there was a game that was like really popular like how for tonight was

[07:50:30] I don't think I have

[07:50:32] I've been really enjoying typing in the chat. Okay. Thank you, bro

[07:50:43] It's you ladies

[07:50:52] Nice run

[07:50:56] Like I wish there was like a game

[07:51:00] of form, but like to actually like enjoy it.

[07:51:06] I gotta stop here.

[07:51:07] The hype of the new games?

[07:51:08] Yeah, like something that's like good.

[07:51:10] People are like, oh, it's gonna be GTA.

[07:51:12] I think GTA will be one of those.

[07:51:13] I don't think it will.

[07:51:14] I think GTA is gonna be one of those games where it's big on stream.

[07:51:17] But like, I've got about like a game that you grind every single day.

[07:51:24] Nice one.

[07:51:25] Oh my god, I just fucked it up.

[07:51:26] I've been against one.

[07:51:30] I do not think you came over hyped.

[07:51:33] Center, center, center, center, center, someone bump him.

[07:51:37] No, I just fucking saw, oh my god.

[07:51:39] I knew it.

[07:51:40] Fine, fine.

[07:51:41] We're good.

[07:51:42] I don't fucking understand this.

[07:51:44] We're gonna play dead by daylight.

[07:51:46] Nice.

[07:51:47] He's gonna hit it hard.

[07:51:49] Okay, that's okay.

[07:51:50] Just set off.

[07:51:54] Nice, that might be it.

[07:51:55] That might be it.

[07:51:56] Wow, Lace.

[07:51:58] Fuck!

[07:51:59] Just keep it up, keep it up, keep it up.

[07:52:04] Yo, Chay, that was low key so tough.

[07:52:06] Was that an outlet?

[07:52:08] No!

[07:52:09] That looks like that.

[07:52:10] I hope you set that up.

[07:52:12] Okay, if we lose soon, we can kill another one though, right?

[07:52:15] Yeah, we lose that in a minute.

[07:52:17] If we lose this one, we lose.

[07:52:19] If we get one, we lose back into just the floor.

[07:52:21] Fifteen to our...

[07:52:22] There's a second chance.

[07:52:23] Unless we lose a fucking OG thriller.

[07:52:27] It's not lose that one.

[07:52:29] No, no, I think we win here.

[07:52:31] Absolutely. These kids are here with us.

[07:52:33] That's helping.

[07:52:34] That's it. These kids are trolled.

[07:52:39] That's how you do it.

[07:52:42] That's how you do it.

[07:52:45] This is how you do it.

[07:52:47] Yo, you've been asking me to ship your old ship?

[07:52:49] I'll be a fatty for hours, bro. Shut up.

[07:52:51] Holy shit.

[07:52:53] I got it.

[07:53:27] crazy aura yeah like who had like a combo

[07:53:30] hmm let me see question i feel like that changes all the time of the years there was one on

[07:53:36] octane where everyone's like oh shit musty combo what is that no not the musty combo that's that

[07:53:43] that is not oh my god we found out who squishy hates bro he hates musty you shoot him all day

[07:53:49] yo you're you're crazy bro like he's dead ass but like sneak this thing anyone else

[07:53:53] Oh nice

[07:53:58] Well, that's the first you know

[07:54:12] At least you're

[07:54:23] I'm a team player, not a good player

[07:54:30] There is a second you guys can't be both doing the same thing. How did that even happen?

[07:54:35] Good hustle ladies

[07:54:43] Get past that

[07:54:53] I

[07:55:03] Don't do fast like

[07:55:17] 20 seconds we're good

[07:55:23] Let him reset it, Lace.

[07:55:25] I'm only 50 seconds to kill him.

[07:55:27] That's fine.

[07:55:29] Double the gas.

[07:55:31] Holy, good save.

[07:55:33] Fuck my life.

[07:55:35] Yeah, I'm going to boost.

[07:55:37] Don't boost.

[07:55:39] Get back up, get back up.

[07:55:41] We have time, we have time.

[07:55:43] We have four minutes to get here.

[07:55:45] That's great.

[07:55:47] Basically, Lace, you're like hopping into a new train.

[07:55:49] Yeah, go get it, Lace.

[07:55:51] I

[07:55:54] Whatever little top 32

[07:56:05] It's just like a second tournament

[07:56:17] Okay, listen listen, okay, this game where did he think

[07:56:21] You guys know what a fake challenge is? Yes or no?

[07:56:23] Oh, all the time!

[07:56:24] Yes, yes, yes, yes, I do, yes.

[07:56:25] You actually do, Lacey?

[07:56:27] Yes.

[07:56:28] What is it?

[07:56:29] It's when you take a check.

[07:56:30] Don't take a check, they don't call you.

[07:56:32] Okay, okay.

[07:56:33] So when they have the ball, basically you drive up

[07:56:36] and just turn away, make them hit it.

[07:56:37] Don't commit, don't commit on like a challenge.

[07:56:39] So don't flip it to the ball.

[07:56:40] A challenge is when they have the ball

[07:56:41] and you dive at it, basically.

[07:56:43] So don't commit, basically just drive up and fake

[07:56:45] and they'll throw the ball away to your team.

[07:56:47] And then you guys need to be like,

[07:56:48] basically just play safer than you are

[07:56:50] and whenever you have possession,

[07:56:51] Don't just hit it away try to just sit behind the ball and like just keep possession

[07:56:55] Don't don't hit the body of the team unless you absolutely have

[07:56:58] I think about that. Okay, and notice so just play as cringe as possible Ron

[07:57:03] You should bump a lot more connection. Are we in the are we in the attorney? Yeah?

[07:57:08] Yeah, yeah in a minute Ron like when we're doing that one with you. I know I had no boost, but you're actually good at like try

[07:57:13] Thank you, bro. You should but you should bump I try to tell my viewers. I'm pretty good at stuff for they always tell me I'm ass

[07:57:19] True for flags in our cars?

[07:57:21] No, last time we did that you got more than in trouble.

[07:57:24] Oh, the good life.

[07:57:29] Basically just play like keep possession the whole time and then just try not to like leave a teammate alone.

[07:57:37] So they challenge you, we'll just make sure you're never like, not back.

[07:57:41] If you all do that and you like communicate well, you'll win.

[07:57:45] Of course your car looks like a chocolate bar brand new.

[07:57:47] I love it, bro. I actually love I think the best colors in the world are like a combination of like chocolate

[07:57:52] Like this color like I don't know why like certain variants of brown looks so nice to me

[07:58:01] Community flags also who's the best player out of the trio here?

[07:58:08] Like you throw you go side like yeah, she's the best part of the trail

[07:58:12] Realistically me

[07:58:14] I don't know.

[07:58:16] Alright Lacey.

[07:58:18] Ok Lacey, you gotta play the safest.

[07:58:20] You gotta be like,

[07:58:22] let your teammates

[07:58:24] do whatever the fuck they want.

[07:58:26] You just gotta cover them basically.

[07:58:28] You should be like,

[07:58:30] It's probably you,

[07:58:32] I'm being honest.

[07:58:34] That's not even what it's about though.

[07:58:36] It's not what it's about.

[07:58:38] I just want to play the best.

[07:58:40] I think like, Rocket League, 1v1s really don't mean much.

[07:58:42] It is a team game, you know?

[07:58:44] It is a team game.

[07:58:46] Wait, this is kind of tough.

[07:58:48] So basically you're like full supporting them and they should be able to do whatever the fuck they want,

[07:58:52] but they should try to still do the things that they like to not come out.

[07:58:54] So I gotta put in more defensive, you mean?

[07:58:56] A little more passive, yeah, yeah.

[07:58:58] A little more passive. You're like supporting what they do,

[07:59:00] and then you can come in and score like if it's like a free shot, for example, but...

[07:59:02] Okay, Matt.

[07:59:04] Wait, Squishy, how do I get that one goal explosion with that guy?

[07:59:06] Well, let's keep time out this fucking any dude.

[07:59:08] Jesus fucking Christ.

[07:59:10] I know I know they're going through talking about I think you just gonna wait till it's in the shop

[07:59:14] I mean I can ask around for code for you is like

[07:59:18] I just got my stream analytics and it said that I peaked at 150,000 years. I got hate this shit

[07:59:25] Ungrateful

[07:59:31] I see are you talking about let me look let me make sure now I'll ask for it

[07:59:35] It was a battle pass one no way. Yeah, you can't get it

[07:59:40] ever

[07:59:42] That's they might put it in the shop like they rotate into the shops and farms. Yeah, but you shouldn't buy it to respect

[07:59:48] Oh geez

[07:59:51] The two explosion was battle pass dance. I can't even get it

[07:59:55] I'm gonna stream on this one everyone if the renegade raider goes in the item shop do not

[08:00:10] buy it respect all OGs come on this yes what a shit you're 100 yeah I want that okay I'm

[08:00:21] I'll I'll send a message and see if they have it, but like because it's a battle pass thing

[08:00:25] I don't think they will we see if who has it

[08:00:28] Well

[08:00:34] Epic people sometimes help you because like

[08:00:39] For you

[08:00:41] Partner I could probably get stuff

[08:00:44] Yeah for sure

[08:00:46] Wait John Rocket Loki might have it

[08:00:48] Holy shit

[08:00:50] We have like dogs now, Jack

[08:00:52] No, they're matching, bro. Come on, we got luck in. They're matching colors

[08:00:55] Oh, these kids are fried tournament winners?

[08:00:58] Any game, bro, if they were representing Mexico, they're just dogs, every time

[08:01:02] Let's see, that's a silver tournament winner, but you got that. You're flat

[08:01:05] You shouldn't be scared of a silver tournament

[08:01:07] Viprotekka!

[08:01:10] You should own this kid, bro

[08:01:14] Those beings, yes or no

[08:01:16] and they got FC in their name bro they watch soccer

[08:01:20] don't forget the pointers don't forget the pointers

[08:01:24] yeah okay yeah let's see your idea

[08:01:26] run run run ideal ideal

[08:01:28] okay i'm gonna hit the ball

[08:01:30] okay i'm gonna trap the ball right out

[08:01:34] i'm blocking i'm blocking i'm blocking i'm blocking rule 46

[08:01:36] how you're team what to do bro your idea

[08:01:38] ah i'm gonna hit the ball

[08:01:40] alright everyone go for boost and then hit the ball when you can and score

[08:01:44] I

[08:02:14] I'll hit it off the wall here and you guys move to the center you want me to get it

[08:03:02] models imagine if I could aerial in the fucking sky and then just jump off

[08:03:09] okay nice hey see you want to come up a little yeah definitely good yep bring the goalie out

[08:03:16] put it back yeah

[08:03:17] oh shit stop y'all

[08:03:18] piss off piss off piss off piss off piss off piss off piss off piss off piss off piss off piss off

[08:03:21] yeah I actually looked at you because I'm doing exactly what I just said like perfectly

[08:03:27] wait lacey's saddened that he saw my opening came up a bump out of fucking

[08:03:30] and lay in the way of these perfect ones.

[08:03:32] We want you to sit on our faces right now.

[08:03:35] I'm feeling it.

[08:03:36] Come on.

[08:03:37] Good old suffocate me.

[08:03:39] Done.

[08:03:40] It's way over here.

[08:03:42] Almost.

[08:03:46] Good fake.

[08:03:47] Good fake.

[08:03:48] Nice to come in and finish this out.

[08:03:50] Exactly.

[08:03:51] The fakes are always in.

[08:03:52] Remember that.

[08:03:53] Oh, it's a fake challenge, too.

[08:03:54] Mm-hmm.

[08:03:56] I got it.

[08:03:57] I got it.

[08:03:58] I got it.

[08:03:59] Fuck I don't got it

[08:04:06] My god, we actually give it a RLCS. Yeah, look it's looking good

[08:04:12] Well, well, they do good good good fake good fake

[08:04:18] Every time you say RLCS you have an extra letter

[08:04:25] I got an area this whole thing

[08:04:29] All right, the structure broke down on the team there, but like, it's all over the place. What happened? Laces out of the net.

[08:04:34] I don't care if there's a spot.

[08:04:37] You're right, bro. I'm botting 16,895 viewers, bro. You are correct.

[08:04:42] Me?

[08:04:46] Maybe he's calling everyone to fucking sleep right now.

[08:04:48] Let him!

[08:04:49] Like, video games? School nuts?

[08:04:52] Sorry, Lacey, in advance.

[08:04:55] Listen, he's gotta give him good D.

[08:04:57] Yeah.

[08:04:58] Top your favorite emote if you're a bot.

[08:05:04] Bump the fuck out of this idiot.

[08:05:06] Chad am I playing good D?

[08:05:10] Please hit.

[08:05:11] I'll hit this.

[08:05:12] Nice.

[08:05:13] Nice.

[08:05:14] Nice.

[08:05:15] You can get that dude.

[08:05:17] I still like it.

[08:05:19] I got her.

[08:05:20] I got it.

[08:05:21] I'm trying to get it out.

[08:05:22] I'm trying to get it out.

[08:05:23] That's good.

[08:05:24] Did you get it on the lucky assume?

[08:05:25] Yeah.

[08:05:26] I'm gonna hit you shh

[08:05:31] Nice

[08:05:32] I don't know

[08:05:33] I don't know

[08:05:34] I don't know

[08:05:35] You're a bad brain

[08:05:39] Sorry, why did you kill yourself?

[08:05:40] That is a job, my fucking friend

[08:05:42] Let's go

[08:05:44] Chill the sub, bro

[08:05:45] Calm down, calm down, calm down

[08:05:47] Thank you for Fidgel, thank you for the 4 months, bro

[08:05:49] And Chunky Monkey, W Monkey in the chat, bro

[08:05:52] Thank you for the sub

[08:05:56] like that ball they see

[08:06:07] so like how do I you know you told me to be patient especially with the ball

[08:06:10] yeah how do I do it like it's like I don't want people to beat you

[08:06:14] the whole way about that I go up for it I mean that game I do sometimes I

[08:06:19] Did you just stop chasing the ball?

[08:06:21] Yeah, sometimes you just give it up and go back and look for their cut.

[08:06:25] Like, there you go. You just leave and just let them play the game.

[08:06:29] You better not throw too much ball off.

[08:06:31] If you're awkward, like, no, if you're ever awkward, literally just go back and get a better angle on that.

[08:06:35] That's hard.

[08:06:36] Thank you, silly, for the sub-tube rough.

[08:06:41] You know my biggest problem is that I haven't learned still?

[08:06:43] I don't hold the A for my first jump ever. Like, ever.

[08:07:17] You guys better be turning the winners.

[08:07:18] Wait, I'm lucky, I got a nice...

[08:07:21] No, you are, you are. You actually have a good reason to be here.

[08:07:25] Oh, no.

[08:07:26] I made this.

[08:07:27] Nice.

[08:07:29] I think it's promise I was ball chasing so much.

[08:07:34] And you're just jumping, like the first game I watched you play, you're just jumping for every area on the game without knowing how to jump.

[08:07:40] I'm here?

[08:07:44] I'll just take this out of you. You can go first, fuck it.

[08:07:46] Oh my god, you just got it.

[08:07:51] We're centering it.

[08:07:53] It's looking great out there.

[08:07:55] I like to get an active.

[08:07:57] We'll start out the launch.

[08:07:58] I lost a preset.

[08:07:59] Not a match out.

[08:08:01] Probably the other way.

[08:08:05] I don't want to hide it off the wall.

[08:08:07] I just jump right there.

[08:08:09] Oh, I had to see.

[08:08:10] I rushed it.

[08:08:11] I rushed it.

[08:08:12] It's first one down, not bad.

[08:08:13] First one down.

[08:08:14] If you clap, control it down.

[08:08:15] Oh nice try boys. Nice try boys. Let's go. Off in CSNL bro, we're there!

[08:08:26] Oh my gosh, are we actually at a win of tournament?

[08:08:28] Banshee 3 out 2, let's go.

[08:08:30] Oh, I had the best soundtrack. Water resistant featuring 8485.

[08:08:39] Ron, I want you to refer to the side of the screen.

[08:08:41] Oh, you're good, you're good.

[08:08:43] We won one round, okay, and we're literally about to win a tournament.

[08:08:48] What's up right now if you guys think we're gonna win?

[08:08:50] Macy, if you just play it on the defensive end dude, look great out there.

[08:08:54] Thank you man.

[08:08:56] You're the backbone of the team, like if you troll, like, I'll be honest with no chance of winning.

[08:09:01] Like, you got a lock in.

[08:09:02] Got it.

[08:09:03] I'm coming RL, I say I'm trying to swim it.

[08:09:08] What do we play now?

[08:09:09] What bombs do we play now, huh?

[08:09:11] Oh dude, I don't know, it's just pubes stink

[08:09:19] Teach me how to thug you

[08:09:24] I'll be wrong for breaking 150k viewers today. Oh my god

[08:09:29] That is crazy, bro

[08:09:32] People really care about what you got in the closet. That's why

[08:09:36] Wait, why is that?

[08:09:38] what does collect your challenges mean someone in my chat keep spamming collect

[08:09:44] your challenges if you go main menu press R1 or RB and it's like x

[08:09:50] yeah your password pops up on the screen

[08:09:58] why does ron always look so dumb playing video games drew all the 28 months

[08:10:03] congrats on 150k viewers fuck you even a 25 months you know

[08:10:08] Oh, somebody will sub what I do, stop the blaze, what are you fucking...

[08:10:12] What?

[08:10:13] That's not me, that's not you and me!

[08:10:14] Oh, nice!

[08:10:18] Nice, bro.

[08:10:19] Alright, we're going against fucking Benjamin, Netanyahu.

[08:10:22] Okay?

[08:10:23] Where are you guys going?

[08:10:25] Oh, that's a fucking...

[08:10:27] Passed by, bro.

[08:10:31] Before we get our IP statement, we were off line.

[08:10:33] This guy was promised this win years ago.

[08:10:35] It's big yahoo

[08:10:40] He'd love

[08:10:41] Nice

[08:10:42] What's going on?

[08:10:44] Come on team, let's go

[08:10:45] What's going on?

[08:10:46] We actually get a turn on my

[08:10:47] I'm not even trolling

[08:10:48] I'm locked

[08:10:49] I'm locked as always

[08:10:50] Is that out of there on a begin?

[08:10:52] Actual game space

[08:10:53] Think about how much dopamine

[08:10:54] a win would be

[08:10:55] I got to give it off

[08:10:56] I got to give it off

[08:10:57] I got to give it off

[08:10:58] I'm fine

[08:10:59] Nice lanes

[08:11:00] I thought I just got to give it up

[08:11:01] Right squishy

[08:11:02] BANG

[08:11:03] Not nice lanes

[08:11:04] YES WE'RE WINNING A FUCKING TURTY!

[08:11:06] Ron get some bitches first time chatter mods!

[08:11:08] Please!

[08:11:10] Mike I'm sick and tired of just hearing this negativity!

[08:11:16] I got it.

[08:11:21] You're late.

[08:11:22] Oh my god what the fuck was that flippie just did off the store?

[08:11:24] That was a stable Ronaldo musty flick 5,000.

[08:11:29] It's a new word that everyone's been talking about.

[08:11:31] Wait.

[08:11:32] Oh no I wasn't there.

[08:11:33] That is my guy!

[08:11:36] We're gonna get some boost by there.

[08:11:38] That's gonna go in, that's gonna go in!

[08:11:39] Point out that way out.

[08:11:41] We're good, we're good.

[08:11:41] More on the hit!

[08:11:43] Get into the little...

[08:11:44] That's too much.

[08:11:46] Nice.

[08:11:48] Hit it.

[08:11:52] You gotta get the fuck out of my way out.

[08:12:00] Another?

[08:12:01] I'm trying to like bounce in that direction.

[08:12:05] I'm fucking just drooling right there.

[08:12:07] Y'all gotta stop trickle committing? What does that mean?

[08:12:09] All going at the same time?

[08:12:11] Yeah, all three at the same time.

[08:12:13] Only happened once, but...

[08:12:15] Oh my, that's a good play by him. I don't know where to go.

[08:12:21] I'm gonna be good.

[08:12:23] No boost, no boost, no boost.

[08:12:25] No boost, no boost. I'm going for one.

[08:12:27] This might be a good center.

[08:12:29] Okay

[08:12:35] We are

[08:12:37] No, I didn't

[08:12:41] Oh, can you get there? Can you jump?

[08:12:48] Yeah, why did it make me spin in air?

[08:12:59] Oh, pinch the death! Oh my god!

[08:13:01] Oh shot, that guy's a good one.

[08:13:03] You got time, mate. You're about to die.

[08:13:05] Nice to see you.

[08:13:07] What a play!

[08:13:09] Seven to ask you for real. If someone gives you a sub row or beg for a sub, maybe you'll get one. Go ahead, it's late at night.

[08:13:15] Are they near here?

[08:13:17] Almost again with you guys in the insults.

[08:13:20] Dude, that shit was crazy.

[08:13:25] I just saved that.

[08:13:27] Yeah, you should have for sure. You could have just ripped it right?

[08:13:33] Just rip it? Well, come on.

[08:13:36] Like the distance between you and others, you're close to the ball.

[08:13:40] Oh, just rip it! Rip it! Rip it! Just rip it! Just fucking rip it!

[08:13:46] Like, holy fuck! Just fucking rip it!

[08:13:51] Oh my god. Please! Please rip it!

[08:13:54] the game after game I tell you're playing I tell last me a ball

[08:14:07] other partners are begging for subs and no one got a single one I got to go

[08:14:12] forgot this guy's selfie bestie

[08:14:17] All right, yeah, one one god, did I speak him in all this? Yes

[08:14:22] Come on, we actually can't fuck off

[08:14:26] Oh, who folks me?

[08:14:28] Yeah, no, no, no, no, I say no, so

[08:14:31] Nice to get back to your post bro back to the fucking post dude

[08:14:42] We're good we're good boys little off the top

[08:15:47] facts we're good demoing one let's slow it down a little all right I mean go a

[08:15:53] little faster

[08:15:55] I have no voice

[08:15:57] no voice

[08:15:59] it's just fucking

[08:16:01] we have a minute y'all

[08:16:03] we're fucking tellin' me about you bro

[08:16:05] we can do it we can do it come on work

[08:16:07] go

[08:16:09] quickly

[08:16:11] come on we can do it we can do it

[08:16:13] i got you

[08:16:15] Nice.

[08:16:17] Come on.

[08:16:18] We're good.

[08:16:19] I got it.

[08:16:20] Perfect center.

[08:16:21] Center.

[08:16:22] Center.

[08:16:23] Center.

[08:16:24] No, I just got fucked in my ass.

[08:16:25] I'm out of fucking go.

[08:16:26] Come on.

[08:16:27] Come on.

[08:16:28] Come on.

[08:16:29] Come on.

[08:16:30] I'm going for boots.

[08:16:31] Oh, no.

[08:16:32] Blow up.

[08:16:33] Blow up.

[08:16:34] All right.

[08:16:35] Let me go in.

[08:16:36] Open.

[08:16:37] Open.

[08:16:38] Run.

[08:16:39] Run.

[08:16:40] Run.

[08:16:41] Run.

[08:16:42] Run.

[08:16:43] Run.

[08:16:44] We're actually okay!

[08:16:45] We still have a lot of playtime left here.

[08:16:48] Get maneuvered the fuck out of him!

[08:16:50] We gotta re-die him.

[08:16:51] At least you're going low, at least you're going low.

[08:16:55] Fuck overtime, it's wintery now!

[08:16:59] We're gonna hit him, I'm gonna look to hit it back.

[08:17:01] I'm hitting it!

[08:17:03] That's fine.

[08:17:09] Oh, nice!

[08:17:10] Wait.

[08:17:10] Oh my fucking god!

[08:17:12] I'm a nutty

[08:17:23] Are you are you serious? That's how it loses all

[08:17:32] What do you mean dude? You thought he was going to hit the ball? What do you mean dude?

[08:17:37] I

[08:17:44] Just pulled the fucking hamstring out of my fucking

[08:17:51] Stress for my hamstrings got tight you can still win the losers bracket, bro. It's over now. We have to play right unless you want to get off

[08:17:57] This game is kind of addicting

[08:17:59] I'll play a little bit of rank. Let's see. What's it go?

[08:18:03] All right, let's do it. Oh

[08:18:05] We are locked in though, like I still want to win.

[08:18:07] Why can't you just be a lower rank, bro?

[08:18:10] Facts. Do you have ult?

[08:18:11] I mean, I could play it at all, but it's just cheating, basically.

[08:18:14] Bro.

[08:18:15] I mean, I could, but like it would also...

[08:18:17] I'm gonna lose even 17 months, Jacob.

[08:18:24] I could play an ult and just do nothing at all, and it's like, it's the worst.

[08:18:28] Seriously, play a little defense.

[08:18:29] Fine, fine.

[08:18:30] Lazy, why did she go for the ball?

[08:18:32] I don't think so, bro.

[08:18:34] I want to low key get to uh, I want to get the diamond tonight.

[08:18:39] Diamond on that. I'm down to hit diamonds.

[08:18:42] Not ending stream into it become SLS, bro.

[08:18:46] I want to get paid to get SLS.

[08:18:50] SLS, excuse me.

[08:18:52] Some different fucking diamond.

[08:18:56] A long time, like Friday at least $6,000.

[08:18:59] What?

[08:19:01] Let's do it in the white room all together.

[08:19:04] You guys should do that. Don't end the stream with the S as well.

[08:19:07] Wait Squishy, if you went on a smurf, how long would it take you to hit S to hit it?

[08:19:11] Like three hours, probably.

[08:19:14] We should do a road to SOS.

[08:19:20] No, like from a press account, you get wind, you get wind, uh, street traffic, so...

[08:19:24] Here we go, here we go, over the middle, over the middle.

[08:19:28] It's ALS to top right?

[08:19:31] Yeah.

[08:19:32] Oh, it's AIS.

[08:19:40] Well, I'm confused.

[08:19:42] Did Jimmy Butler name his show, uh, SNL because of Rocket League?

[08:19:48] No shot!

[08:19:51] Jimmy Butler!

[08:19:55] You know Jimmy Butler, right?

[08:19:57] Oh

[08:20:08] Who runs SNL should I forget James Fallon

[08:20:18] Like Kimmel oh no

[08:20:27] slice

[08:20:32] They were trolling out

[08:20:34] Okay

[08:20:38] But their ass I want to see my fucking ass get looped

[08:20:43] I want to see it

[08:20:46] Well, I'll end now

[08:20:57] I

[08:21:01] Wait, you saw it

[08:21:03] Greetings. I'm here

[08:21:09] Wow, where are you from you like Italian place there you Italian

[08:21:14] I'm gonna do my first ever. What is about ancestry? What is it? Wait? Wait? Wait? What did you say?

[08:21:21] Italian

[08:21:57] FUCKING WAY

[08:21:59] hey dumbass I was hanging off the wall

[08:22:05] there you go

[08:22:07] there we go

[08:22:10] let's get ass done out to my boys come on

[08:22:12] let's go

[08:22:16] I'm using too much boost they go to four months

[08:22:18] well unfortunately fuck you

[08:22:20] where are you going to test it for mods? what do mods do?

[08:22:23] I'll check

[08:22:25] stuff it

[08:22:31] look at that fucking fish think in my chat looking around left and right

[08:22:35] I mean Emo what's a fish think in the chat

[08:22:40] Emo from Swingbot?

[08:22:42] I almost said Asteron about the mellotorn bottle

[08:22:45] you know about my mellotorn bottle story or no?

[08:22:48] no someone said Asteron

[08:22:50] I was younger I had a mellotorn bottle that my mom bought me

[08:22:52] It's like a purple bottle with red dummies and I took out all the melatonin put it in a sock

[08:22:58] I put a sock in it and whoop the sock and started fucking my most

[08:23:04] Okay, you know what

[08:23:10] I believe

[08:23:12] I also had an eagles helmet, and I tried fucking with this like, eye hole in it.

[08:23:17] Can we all be, uh, homie-procc-a-pussies when you're right here?

[08:23:20] And one time I fucked, or not fucked, but I tried fucking with one of my friends, Jacob Schiff.

[08:23:22] He was in his basement playing basketball and hardfired.

[08:23:26] Tried to fuck what?

[08:23:27] Hit your friend's what?

[08:23:30] We played basketball and hardfired, and we C4'd the ground.

[08:23:32] Some cars drove past it.

[08:23:33] We would C4 it, and, um, one of the times, like, we took a break, and started humping each other.

[08:24:11] Okay, so when I was younger, I was constipated as fuck and my mom fed me over her bed,

[08:24:21] he lubed up my ass with Vaseline, and she fingered my ass with gloves to get it out,

[08:24:26] and then the beat- Oh, what a pinch! Wow, that was a nice shot.

[08:24:31] Oh, my God.

[08:24:32] For real?

[08:24:33] Oh, that was misfeasible.

[08:24:35] She lubed up my ass, basically fingered me, and she got like a tear-foo out of me,

[08:24:38] like one of those tiny pieces of wood.

[08:24:40] I'm in rule fucking one boys

[08:24:42] wait no you're not

[08:24:43] oh it's like a medical thing

[08:24:45] I tried to

[08:24:47] bro I had a dog you were in fucking rule one

[08:24:50] she don't care what you're gonna say

[08:24:54] 10 seconds 10 seconds

[08:24:57] it's possible

[08:24:58] yeah right here

[08:25:02] hold on boys

[08:25:04] this is so dog shit

[08:25:07] this is actually bad bro

[08:25:09] That's supposed to be our carry. Can I get a GG in the chat, bro? A G fucking G

[08:25:15] You're off. Oh, no, I'm Carlos

[08:25:24] Sure get us doing this yes, I was done when he made you by the way

[08:25:30] True very true. Yeah, can I get a true?

[08:25:34] to nice

[08:25:37] How come left always goes?

[08:25:39] Let's predict mods mods we sleep here

[08:26:21] Yo, we're doing a stroke of thought everyone stroke their dicks at the same time. I know when I say come we all do it

[08:26:27] Well, it's actually late

[08:26:32] If you're a girl put the beat everyone's welcome her

[08:26:45] She's literally streaming

[08:26:51] You guys talking about fingering or assholes bro?

[08:26:53] It has to be something.

[08:26:55] Caramacin, caramacin, caramacin.

[08:26:57] Oh, demo, demo, demo.

[08:26:59] Nice run.

[08:27:01] Oh, hey squishy bro.

[08:27:03] Yeah, what time is it for you?

[08:27:05] He's coast or west?

[08:27:07] I'm gonna fly my little lay from the end.

[08:27:09] 12.42.

[08:27:11] Damn, you're at 1am right now and you can be

[08:27:13] loving your wife sitting here

[08:27:15] but said you're listening to Stavorn Auto

[08:27:17] Lays and Lays see himself playing rock.

[08:27:19] Yeah, yeah, nice

[08:27:33] Yeah, that's what you try to fucking inside a mass stroke of found

[08:28:19] Excuse me, my husband wants extra pepperoni!

[08:28:23] The extra pepperoni has a gun!

[08:28:27] The extra pepperoni is 6'3! Beating me!

[08:28:31] Shut up! Walk in, bro!

[08:28:34] I need boosts.

[08:28:35] I need boosts, I have no boosts.

[08:28:37] Uh, Lacy, Lacy.

[08:28:39] What a middle, yeah?

[08:28:41] Uh, the time you had to learn about the Lacy grandma lore.

[08:28:45] Lacy grandma lore.

[08:28:47] I'm sorry, I'm sorry about your grandma.

[08:28:49] My grandma?

[08:28:51] Yeah, just sorry about the air pods.

[08:28:53] Yeah, so basically my grandma, I got her air pods Christmas one year.

[08:28:58] She went to the women's locks.

[08:29:00] And she would always like cross this train track.

[08:29:04] And I got her a brand new air pods for Christmas

[08:29:07] but I didn't realize they were new kids only.

[08:29:09] So she went for the walk next to the train track.

[08:29:12] And uh...

[08:29:13] Yeah, okay.

[08:29:14] Well, straight across the train tracks, she's not flattened by the train.

[08:29:17] Yo, okay, so I'm still laughing if that's real, but...

[08:29:21] You're laughing at that?

[08:29:22] Brother, he's not getting flat. You're not seeing that.

[08:29:25] Yes, she did. Yes, she didn't even think that was real.

[08:29:27] It's crazy. It's crazy.

[08:29:29] You're putting that on a view and past her left arm is off and her body had a train track.

[08:29:32] A train track, you're watching that.

[08:29:35] No, you should have seen it.

[08:29:37] What do you mean you should have seen it? Like, yes or no?

[08:29:39] You know, the people who look at... What is it called when they look at bodies to see what happens?

[08:29:43] Yeah, I know what you're talking about. I know what you're talking about.

[08:29:45] I'll talk to people.

[08:29:46] Yeah, I'll talk to people. Yeah.

[08:29:47] They literally were confused as to shit.

[08:29:50] They thought that...

[08:29:51] Did you talk to them for a while?

[08:29:53] I was there.

[08:29:54] They were like, what the fuck happened?

[08:30:03] They said, why is this a big joke?

[08:30:07] Rest in peace, man. I don't know what to tell you.

[08:30:10] oh

[08:30:14] Rest in peace rest in pieces rush you literally like split into fucking 30 you said she was

[08:30:19] flying up yeah i mean no it's not like a piece of what has she said she was fucking

[08:30:28] her arm was off completely it was really crazy

[08:30:32] sorry to hear that lacy still has her uh wasn't her leg amputated

[08:30:37] You haven't had her ashes, but Jason's cool.

[08:30:45] You're funny.

[08:30:47] Oh my god, you fucker!

[08:30:52] Oh my god.

[08:30:53] Yeah, Jason, I don't want to be sawed eclipse in the ships.

[08:30:58] So goodbye said there.

[08:31:00] Jason took her ashes that were in the house.

[08:31:04] No, it's not really.

[08:31:05] It's not funny!

[08:31:07] It's not funny at all!

[08:31:11] That was literally the last I had of her.

[08:31:13] Well, that's not anymore.

[08:31:18] Lacey, what is this talking about your alter ego?

[08:31:21] What?

[08:31:23] What about your dad, bro?

[08:31:25] There's literally like 4 million people asking about Lacey's alter ego spamming.

[08:31:29] Alter ego?

[08:31:31] Oh, it's probably like his off-stream language.

[08:31:33] Oh

[08:31:37] Lay's ladies ladies, sorry, sorry ladies

[08:31:43] I don't know. I don't know this is what I'm reading everyone

[08:31:47] No, they see talk about your story. Um, your dad got mad at you

[08:31:52] That's normal everybody's at this

[08:31:58] He's pushing I'm sure you can relate

[08:32:03] I didn't get in trouble a lot, but one time I talked back to my mom, my dad grabbed me

[08:32:08] and jacked me off against the wall.

[08:32:10] Okay.

[08:32:11] That's rough.

[08:32:12] So, your punishment was being pinned against the wall and just cranked it out for you,

[08:32:21] huh?

[08:32:22] That was your punishment?

[08:32:23] No, no, no, no.

[08:32:24] I just understood what you said.

[08:32:25] You're not going to punch him now.

[08:32:26] Hey, track him off against the wall.

[08:32:27] What does that mean, jacked him off against the wall?

[08:32:32] Thank you for picking them up and jacking them up against the wall.

[08:32:37] He picked them up and jacked me up against the wall.

[08:32:39] He picked them up and made them come and then pulled them out.

[08:32:41] Yo.

[08:32:42] I'm flying another one, hold on.

[08:32:44] Yo.

[08:32:45] Stay here.

[08:32:46] Lacey, is your grandma legit flying by a train?

[08:32:50] She's, her ashes are all over the back of my shoe.

[08:32:54] I feel like a news article about this.

[08:33:01] Yeah, they toss him

[08:33:12] Man no way I got demoted in freeze. Oh shit. I'm silver now. I did too

[08:33:19] The bronze almost bronze Jesus first

[08:33:22] Ones I didn't even know there was bronze players still walking there. I thought like you spawn in silver

[08:33:27] You can't see take over from you one game

[08:33:29] How do I do that like like join them in threes? I gotta go I gotta go put another coat of it

[08:33:34] for a spring paint on real quick

[08:33:38] But what I miss we're gonna go to sweaty. Hi. It's an ACS to do things

[08:33:45] No, no, let's do ranked

[08:33:55] Listen

[08:33:59] There's gonna be those bots. No, no, remember the bot you

[08:34:02] Was that was pretty that's not even fun. It's not even playing people facts. Look. Yeah, I forgot

[08:34:08] You

[08:34:11] They'll be high I'll be hiring people so

[08:34:15] Yeah, well you take this run run run run you're about to be bronze. You don't get it decide what's fun

[08:34:21] What's not fun? You're about to be bronze?

[08:34:24] You're about to be bronze king you're one game from bronze

[08:34:29] one near the border ring for geets what'd you get from geets town I got chicken

[08:34:37] and water water soup it's a good life

[08:34:46] why we got a this is the clip this is the clip squishy see my screen

[08:34:56] uh...

[08:34:58] yeah brother what

[08:35:00] so this is lacy's grandma's ashes

[08:35:04] i'm walking

[08:35:08] you can hear all the ash

[08:35:20] i was looking

[08:35:22] is grandma got flattened because she's wearing noise cancelling

[08:35:25] I mean let me just retell this story just make sure I'm on the same page right

[08:35:30] she's wearing noise cancelling airpods she walks up near train tracks for some

[08:35:37] reason gets fully fully flat then then cremated and then Jason decides after

[08:35:45] this tragic tragic story to just throw the fucking ass behind

[08:35:51] Didn't know that that was at mom or grandma's asses

[08:35:56] It's filled with someone's asses

[08:36:03] Text album, it's okay. She's a tap-cap now

[08:36:21] I'm supposed to play casual I just make ways to the party leaders you juice

[08:36:29] you fucking piece bro how do I even leave

[08:36:37] you didn't buy that at least bro

[08:36:44] that's table in order when did you become so unfunny your coffins ashes for even fun

[08:36:49] since my fall off just doing bullshit in my chat what's your falloff what do you

[08:36:56] mean by that your falloff I'm actually smart 2023 2023 I went from like being

[08:37:03] the biggest 49th stream like one of the biggest mm-hmm today like 200 to 500

[08:37:08] worse and every time I went live they would always just tell me to myself and

[08:37:11] that I'm a bad trainer because I lost 95% of my audience

[08:37:15] Damn, bro, even though that's amazing

[08:37:20] Yeah, yeah, I mean I've seen up to that like that too. That's what I'm saying. It's up some dollars. I thought it just happens when you

[08:37:27] Just play the same game all the time, you know

[08:37:40] I know it's huge

[08:37:42] use bro same with Jinx but you guys are hitting new people at the same time

[08:37:47] yeah it's crazy

[08:37:49] great bro

[08:37:55] cleaning segment bro

[08:37:57] come on me if you were there for the cleaning segment

[08:38:00] okay are we getting killed?

[08:38:04] oh they're easier to clutch

[08:38:08] I mean it's casual but it's gonna be a little bit sweaty still you know

[08:38:11] They focused

[08:38:14] Just hit another one yeah

[08:38:19] I mean we're back in it now

[08:38:27] You're an auto fan

[08:38:29] I

[08:38:36] Name is my real name is Ronnie and like I feel like Ronnie

[08:38:45] Wait

[08:38:59] Yep, yep, yep my watch

[08:39:18] I'm not a lawnmower. I'm gonna play the fucking four hours

[08:39:21] Oh

[08:39:24] What's wishy there we go musty flicks table or not a flick every time oh my god

[08:39:35] Ronnie

[08:39:42] Very Anna it's like this

[08:39:44] Wait, what is it? Oh?

[08:39:46] Oh my god

[08:40:51] oh my that's a musty squish six seven that was crazy

[08:40:58] i need to get your own tech bro like the model yeah what would my tech be chat like what would we call mine

[08:41:06] maybe like when you miss the ball like all that stable shots

[08:41:10] here squish oh that was a stable shot oh there it is a real stable shot

[08:41:21] Oh fuck.

[08:41:28] Nice, promise.

[08:41:35] Oh.

[08:41:36] No, he just hit the Indian flick.

[08:41:43] Oh, no, he just hit the Indian flick.

[08:41:52] You guys do the IRL shit, like you like replaying the whole day, you just do whatever, like

[08:41:56] you just like, I can see whatever.

[08:41:57] Oh, I had to vary, today I did a classic meeting segment, like, I don't know how to

[08:42:01] repeat yours.

[08:42:02] Like, I didn't really IRL it, I.

[08:42:04] Oh, I crouched.

[08:42:05] Some days I haven't played it though.

[08:42:12] I was wondering about like if you guys playing out the whole day

[08:42:15] I could play ball bro, I could message this to chat

[08:42:18] How may hit or miss?

[08:42:26] Oh my god, yeah, I didn't even fucking see him up there

[08:42:31] Okay

[08:42:42] Holy fake to squish

[08:42:44] Yeah

[08:42:51] Did not walk

[08:42:59] There it is wait, I was looking at those look at us wait

[08:43:05] Oh no, oh

[08:43:12] jim segments more of course bro, nobody's off stream though

[08:43:19] tomorrow we're gonna go look at brawl lord and dpl

[08:43:22] wait

[08:43:27] holy

[08:43:28] i thought it was drooling right now

[08:43:36] oh my god, you got higher than me

[08:43:39] no way, that was a shot

[08:43:41] he's still winning this or not?

[08:43:47] oh shit his fucking goal saw him

[08:43:51] musty show me where to go

[08:43:53] come on, come on musty

[08:43:55] what the fuck

[08:43:56] wow

[08:43:57] what the fuck

[08:43:59] wow

[08:44:00] see how he lowkey sneak this musty all day though

[08:44:02] yeah

[08:44:03] yeah he like doesn't want to be called musty

[08:44:05] he felt so offended like that was like

[08:44:06] yep okay

[08:44:08] and then when you fought it back

[08:44:09] You might have exotics earlier too. He actually was like

[08:44:23] No

[08:44:39] Holy shit!

[08:44:43] I actually did not think I would lose.

[08:44:45] That was a fucking good thing.

[08:44:47] That was worth dying.

[08:44:49] Move in!

[08:44:50] We're in the game, bro.

[08:44:51] That's like watching LeBron James come to your house and dunking on your hoop, bro.

[08:45:03] How are you bare-mouthed for the whole game?

[08:45:06] This is mine!

[08:45:39] Wow

[08:45:42] Yo

[08:45:52] Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's nice job. I'm warm early right now

[08:46:39] What are you eating?

[08:46:42] What was that? Seven minutes, bro. We went to 2 minutes out, see you're still eating. You were eating kickoff number one

[08:46:49] And you still had more points than ladies, bro. What? Oh, whoa. This is dog's watch I tell ya.

[08:46:56] I've heard of an off-game. Holy shit

[08:46:59] Wait, they have four players, they're cheating. Yeah, I have a hacker. They have YumaBot.cc

[08:47:09] What this maybe we would have won if you hit your iconic ceiling shot

[08:47:13] Yeah, but you wanted to leave all your skill in the real game. Oh tea still counts, bro

[08:47:19] Yeah

[08:47:25] Also, I didn't know about that ceiling shot runs. I'm gonna sit inside

[08:47:28] I'm a classic bro, it's a classic, cop with me if you know what I'm talking about.

[08:47:35] Alright, alright.

[08:47:36] I'm not up to date with the wrong legacy clips.

[08:47:40] Stay in the box, slap by Bradley Martin, burger get down, payphone.

[08:47:44] No, no, no, I've seen the mario.

[08:47:46] That's a legacy clip, getting slapped by Bradley Martin.

[08:47:49] That's like all time?

[08:47:50] Oh yeah, that's up there.

[08:47:52] I'm talking about like your pro moments.

[08:47:54] I'm talking about getting slapped by a dude.

[08:47:56] Oh, uh, stay in the box, take the open, uh...

[08:47:59] Oh, oh, you're not going for the ball?

[08:48:05] Actually, it'll be.

[08:48:10] Hello guy with hands off.

[08:48:11] Come inside again.

[08:48:16] Turn it down, it's a good one, yo.

[08:48:18] Oh, okay, I see what we're doing now, let's get a fucking machine blip-stain, we're falling off.

[08:48:36] Good luck, good luck soldiers.

[08:48:38] Oh, what?

[08:48:40] Huh?

[08:48:42] Oh my gosh, how do we come here?

[08:48:44] Come on.

[08:48:46] He's the same guys

[08:48:53] I don't know how to catch up like

[08:48:59] Oh

[08:49:01] Oh, I didn't think you'd be a center

[08:49:04] Somebody smells like shit the classic

[08:49:09] Exactly

[08:49:11] I just like good boy to us

[08:49:16] I

[08:49:29] I've got to be like a football to sing like

[08:49:36] Like that has to be like some it has to be like some crazy

[08:49:41] Like

[08:49:46] are

[08:49:50] Got an excavation point at the end it's aggressive whatever it is

[08:49:54] All right

[08:49:57] Nice squishy

[08:49:59] Nice what am I good for that ass? I'm literally running around like a fucking idiot

[08:50:07] Literally just doing circles

[08:50:09] haha

[08:50:13] oh

[08:50:20] don't worry

[08:50:25] take it into a box

[08:50:30] all right one more one more one got it

[08:50:33] anyone close

[08:50:39] Nice.

[08:50:42] Bro, that's instead of work. Yo, are you a fucking alive?

[08:50:45] You actually just, just going over the grass?

[08:50:52] Wait!

[08:50:53] Told you, told you I would do it. See?

[08:51:01] Nice, nice.

[08:51:09] I just farted. Oh my god.

[08:51:12] Whoa, whoa, no one's football.

[08:51:15] Wait, must be Slik? Wow.

[08:51:18] Did he say it?

[08:51:20] Notice how every time I say musty's name, you know, he goes kind of quiet?

[08:51:24] Yeah.

[08:51:25] I gotta see them 1v1 low key. Or he's just a fucking content creator.

[08:51:29] Is that what he is, Squishy? Why don't you just tell us?

[08:51:32] Is he just a fucking content creator?

[08:51:35] Yeah.

[08:51:37] I didn't want to answer you and put my words bro like he does not play the game

[08:51:47] Bonnie plays once a month brother, it's not like it wouldn't be a fun one. We want to be like you move on in you

[08:51:58] Depends on good you can do our guys

[08:52:04] Yeah

[08:52:07] So basically, what I'm hearing is he's just a dirty fucking content creator.

[08:52:15] Oh my god he's a bit shit.

[08:52:19] Yo look at this, is that what you want?

[08:52:23] He's just a shitty fucking dog shit player and all he's good at is being a fucking content creator.

[08:52:29] Oh, I hate content creators.

[08:52:34] creators the world full of pose discuss me

[08:52:42] maybe that's what that means in rockin the next content creator whoa that was a

[08:52:46] nice shot but how did you get it to go so fast

[08:52:51] It's a page well page you hit it at the same time

[08:53:24] car chaps, I'm going to tune it bro, everyone's got a tuned car, just fucked up

[08:53:30] these guys don't have tuned cars, this isn't funny

[08:53:34] you gotta fucking celebrate

[08:53:38] get slammed bro

[08:53:40] wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, alright, now we gotta go

[08:53:44] yo, yo, switch, come on bro

[08:53:47] I'm going to actually keep holding it and go for the kickoff.

[08:53:54] You're literally getting trainbogged right now.

[08:53:57] Yo, pass scoreboard please.

[08:53:59] Scoreboard doesn't matter bro, it's team game mode.

[08:54:01] Come on.

[08:54:02] Try it bro.

[08:54:03] Team.

[08:54:04] Try solo.

[08:54:05] Don't play solo.

[08:54:06] Don't have that attitude, that ass.

[08:54:08] We're here to throw logs and have the blast.

[08:54:16] I see him, I see him, I see him.

[08:54:20] Hit that, any sense, any sense, beautiful.

[08:54:22] Yep, got a touch for ya.

[08:54:23] Look at that, money in the bank.

[08:54:25] Oh no.

[08:54:26] Come on, dude.

[08:54:27] Come on, Squish, do the thing again, that's zero second thing.

[08:54:30] I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dry, I'm dead.

[08:54:32] Oh, shit.

[08:54:34] Get off the wall!

[08:54:36] I'm here!

[08:54:38] Oh my god, oh my god, this is so big.

[08:54:40] Middle, middle, middle, middle, middle, run, run!

[08:54:42] I

[08:54:51] Sold I'm a peon I sold

[08:54:57] Is that where the worm catches its net into this whole place

[08:55:05] Wait spreaders

[08:55:07] I've got a little bit worms and that's where I get off of this

[08:55:13] It was funny yes, it's been real. It was fun guys. It's been real fun

[08:55:21] All right squish mellow well

[08:55:24] Maybe we'll play again for time soon, bro

[08:55:27] It was nice nice meeting you brother. Nice seeing you two ladies. All right then squish. Nice meeting you

[08:56:02] he's like oh shit bro he's like must use dog shit must be so bad must use a dirty

[08:56:08] content creator blah blah blah and I'm like bro just chill out enjoy it like

[08:56:12] have some fun bro yeah even maybe have a little respect have a little bit of

[08:56:17] respect bro in the world full of hate maybe have some respect

[08:56:23] I thought more of him too.

[08:56:25] Loki, you don't want to play a game of solo squads.

[08:56:28] You're not real.

[08:56:32] You're not real, bro.

[08:56:34] I've heard that one in a while.

[08:56:36] Actually, that one snuck up out of nowhere.

[08:56:39] You don't want to play some solo squads?

[08:56:41] Dude, you're not getting out of the game.

[08:56:45] Huh?

[08:56:47] You're not getting out of another game, bro.

[08:56:49] What do you mean?

[08:56:52] So you're getting off I was getting off that game my she's my game to just chatting, huh?

[08:57:10] I don't know I've been streaming for how long nine hours

[08:57:14] Great nutty so keys live I haven't seen so key in days, bro. Literally explained Detroit become human

[08:57:21] He's not gonna go IRL, bro, like he's literally on Detroit become a human with a green screen, bro

[08:57:27] Like, Soki, what are you doing, bro?

[08:57:33] Oh, he's been playing for a while. Three hours

[08:57:43] What's the jump scare link? Where is it?

[08:57:51] The goat

[08:58:21] You like this song

[08:58:51] Congratulations Bruce you're now promised luck for a thousand years what you're doing? Why did somebody say you wanted to play?

[08:59:02] Rocket League

[08:59:05] Didn't want to get on squishy with the four thousand

[08:59:11] Thank you, bro

[08:59:16] Thank you, bro

[08:59:21] Thank you so much for the raid, bro.

[08:59:31] I tried to say yes, he didn't want to.

[08:59:33] Thank you for the 19 months.

[08:59:48] Thank you for the 26 months, bro.

[08:59:51] Why can't I be born into a trust fund like any of my viewers have like a trust fund money

[09:00:01] like why am I not born with a billion dollar like mom like $10 billion

[09:00:06] That is the trust fund for my children yeah fucking right I guess I'm gonna make billions

[09:00:20] dollars the wall is kiss one generation too late for you but it's set up for

[09:00:24] everyone else and you wouldn't doubt oh Garcia they were to 10 gifted thank you

[09:00:35] so much bro drop another 10 gifted chat if you love me how much money is like I

[09:00:41] I'm chilling for the rest of my life would you say

[09:00:45] like 10 to 50 million really I think like to live a fun life too or just

[09:00:54] comfortable like would you say yo and off of 10 I think I think that's pretty

[09:01:00] pretty fun depending what you find being fun you can easily live a very fun

[09:01:04] life with 10 million I think for sure like fun fun for me just be like

[09:01:08] traveling like I don't really I'm not really care about like cars and shit like

[09:01:12] that though I don't really care about cars either what do you think is comfortable to

[09:01:16] quit or to like live off of it yeah you don't care about cars

[09:01:20] see they already ran by the bodies

[09:01:25] he's gonna die he might get a heart attack he might drop dead in this season

[09:01:34] back of people right now

[09:01:36] passing uh...

[09:01:38] fries emo

[09:01:42] case on 34 playing gtrp at fucking 1am

[09:01:58] we gotta make more money bruh

[09:02:00] make more money bro. I know. Sometimes I look at this shit and I'm like, damn, like we really

[09:02:07] got to make more money. Like a loft or a rory? Did I just see a loft? Thank you for the six

[09:02:12] months, bro. Bugatti Shiran? Oh my god. I'm not gonna lie. Like what is it that makes

[09:02:26] people millionaires like what is it like multi-millionaires I'm talking like

[09:02:32] this type of money like what is it that DJ Khaled

[09:02:38] businesses I feel like for like can you get rich off the stock market like

[09:02:48] without doing like trading every day like you know I'm talking about like I'm

[09:02:52] I'm talking like returns, like if I put like a couple million dollars into that, what is it, SP, whatever the fuck?

[09:02:58] SMP 500?

[09:03:00] Yeah, can you make like enough money to eventually afford this type of shit?

[09:03:04] Pfft, I don't know.

[09:03:06] Like, if you wanted to make $100,000 a month for the rest of your life, let's just say

[09:03:24] $100,000.

[09:03:25] Let's say that was the number, right?

[09:03:26] How much money do you have to make total in investment, like, to just put it in investments?

[09:03:30] Is it like $10 million, $20 million, $100 million?

[09:03:33] Like, what is it?

[09:03:34] like if you wanted to make a hundred thousand dollars for the rest of your

[09:03:37] life every month

[09:03:42] I heard it was a lot like a hundred and two hundred mil

[09:03:52] what if I just sell a course free money bro dude it's crazy because there's

[09:03:58] actually so many people that would buy it I'm not even I swear to God if you

[09:04:02] I don't maybe I make a course how to become a streamer how to become the clip

[09:04:12] Sell it for like 500 bucks get a thousand people to do it. That's 500,000

[09:04:17] Cheese cheese buy a quick car

[09:04:23] You gotta buy utopia

[09:04:26] These I'm gonna are you watching my speech here? Yeah close my chat. Just close my chat

[09:04:32] Alright, I can see, I mean, it's on the screen, like you know top right, but I don't got it, like I'm not looking.

[09:04:37] Go ahead, look at the top right.

[09:04:38] Actually, I'll put my hand over it, so I don't see the chat.

[09:04:42] Okay, what car is this, bro?

[09:04:44] The green one?

[09:04:44] Yeah.

[09:04:46] Ferrari.

[09:04:47] Which one?

[09:04:48] Not even a fucking guess.

[09:04:49] 2906.

[09:04:51] Alright.

[09:04:52] It's on the right of A, on the front.

[09:04:54] What car is this, bro?

[09:04:55] Okay.

[09:04:58] Umm...

[09:05:00] Frory also no wait the Lambo. Yeah, which one?

[09:05:05] Not it not no idea. You can talk about the futuristic look at a crime

[09:05:14] Which one is this? It's a tricky one

[09:05:22] Looks like a friary as well I see the logo on the side

[09:05:27] Also don't know which one wait

[09:05:29] No, I don't know. I was gonna say it looks like the one we were in, but then the inside looks a lot older.

[09:05:34] It's an F8 spider.

[09:05:36] Is that old?

[09:05:37] How about a hotbed?

[09:05:44] Single exhaust quad lights. F8. What is this one?

[09:05:51] Yeah, you're a fucking boss, the same exact car.

[09:05:53] Oh my god.

[09:05:54] Yeah, nah, I'm telling you.

[09:05:55] Well, I had a little bit of delay there. I really saw it on the screen for a few seconds.

[09:05:58] Oh your screen sharing. I know that.

[09:06:04] Okay, which one is this one?

[09:06:06] I literally, I'm not even getting it, I don't know.

[09:06:08] It's the same fucking car, bro. It's the same fucking car.

[09:06:11] What is that? It's the F8.

[09:06:14] F8, fax.

[09:06:19] Which one's this one?

[09:06:22] I literally don't know.

[09:06:23] It's the car that we drove, bro, the A12.

[09:06:25] Oh, this is the one I own, yeah.

[09:06:28] This one's fire. Actually, I like how the one before looked more though.

[09:06:33] Okay. Oh, I don't know.

[09:06:36] Or you're not even guessing, bro. You gotta take some educated guesses.

[09:06:39] Bro, I have zero knowledge. That's the trick.

[09:06:41] I don't even fucking know. I can barely even get the brand right.

[09:06:45] I don't even know what this is. I'm a bot. I don't know if Ferrari's this well.

[09:06:48] This one's not that much.

[09:06:51] 599? I don't even know what those are. What is it? 570S?

[09:06:56] What is that 570 no that's the that's been

[09:06:59] That's the old one right that's not a 570. What is that GT? Oh BMW boys M2 not a bad shout

[09:07:06] Really like that. I don't really like McLaren's

[09:07:19] 12 cylinder a new one cylinder or I don't know pronounce it

[09:07:23] I saw this in real life. It actually doesn't look that bad in real life, but it's kind of ugly online

[09:07:28] Bruce said rocket league bro. I just got off rocket. He's playing for five hours

[09:07:34] I'll play one game of CS if he wants and then I'm probably gonna end

[09:07:45] It was play game of CS this step dashes ugly

[09:07:49] where the world is this is better than the P1 or the P1 and the center are the

[09:07:59] only exceptional McLaren's and the 765 and it's not even like a tiktok type of

[09:08:07] shit Monaco is that where this is F12 oh so sexy this one looks good actually

[09:08:18] This one looks I like how I like how that one looks

[09:08:21] F1?

[09:08:22] Yeah, but that's not a car that I'll buy

[09:08:25] for our pure song way

[09:08:27] This is kind of mid. I love this car

[09:08:33] I don't even know what this is. It's such a old school one

[09:08:36] Holy shit

[09:08:38] Someone has that it's the SLR. I don't even know Mercedes. Is it check?

[09:08:43] SLS. Wait, what's the difference between the SLS and the SLR? Someone teach me.

[09:09:03] SLR is my clarin, that's right. That shit always confuses me, cause I'm a bot.

[09:09:13] your song was so ugly but so nice like I don't know how to describe it

[09:09:26] I

[09:09:34] The fuck

[09:09:38] Fucking ad dude

[09:09:41] He's in good shape, bro. Like where's all the good cars, bro? Thanks

[09:09:46] You know this is utopia next

[09:09:49] Kona's a yes go

[09:09:51] We have fun Kona's egg. That's nice. Oh, it's exact one. That's not fucking that's actually the same and

[09:09:57] Lopferari

[09:10:00] 918

[09:10:02] Lopferari turbo s

[09:10:06] Which one is this? I don't know which one this is Bugatti boy. Oh Zonda. Okay, eight-twelve cup at the dawn

[09:10:13] I'll tell you that one

[09:10:15] Kona's egg something regera. What is that AMG one 918

[09:10:19] Dandar, Offerari...

[09:10:27] Damn, I gotta make more money, bro. Look at the end, so...

[09:10:32] Hey, Bruce is on CS?

[09:10:34] That is?

[09:10:35] Oh, should I play a game or should I go to bed?

[09:10:38] I'm gonna play one game.

[09:10:42] I'm gonna play one game and then get off, bro.

[09:10:44] Alrighty, peace out, buddy.

[09:10:46] I'm gonna start again.

[09:10:58] Be fine. Pick up the phone.

[09:11:16] Yo, hey, yo, what's baseless by those bono's bono?

[09:11:31] Hello Bruce.

[09:11:35] Shall we indulge on a game of CS?

[09:11:38] I'm back then for 23 hours.

[09:11:40] Oh my God.

[09:11:42] Yeah.

[09:11:43] What you do bro?

[09:11:45] I didn't do nothing, somebody on my team started spinning.

[09:11:48] Weird.

[09:11:49] Cap.

[09:11:51] No, no, no, I don't see it.

[09:11:52] I'm 17,900, you know.

[09:11:55] You say that like I'm supposed to be impressed or something

[09:11:57] like that?

[09:11:58] No, I'm just saying, you're not really a gamer no more,

[09:12:00] so I just had to make sure you know, like,

[09:12:01] I really do this shit.

[09:12:03] I'm not playing face it.

[09:12:04] You're not a fucking real gamer, bro.

[09:12:06] I guess, bro.

[09:12:07] What do you play, bro?

[09:12:08] You open fucking Facebook, the only hours I own this game

[09:12:10] is on Facebook.

[09:12:11] When's the last time you won a casket?

[09:12:14] Really

[09:12:16] First of all, I don't play cash. I'm still more buddy

[09:12:19] When's the last time you want a cascus of your back rail? It's what we want

[09:12:24] No, I can't play one

[09:12:28] Again, I'm back from literally back. Do you mean you can't play game? No? No, I can't play workshop. I don't think

[09:12:38] Wait, wait invite me invite me I

[09:12:41] I still have you on steam or did you leave me?

[09:12:44] No, no, no, I think, bro, I still see you playing.

[09:12:48] You up here off the line though.

[09:12:50] You're a fucking idiot.

[09:12:53] What's your thing?

[09:12:56] I deleted you for real?

[09:12:58] Yeah.

[09:12:59] No, I didn't, bro.

[09:13:01] I sent you the code.

[09:13:03] Sorry, bro, I have a mixed base.

[09:13:07] Low key.

[09:13:09] Low key how to make space, bro

[09:13:16] Right now

[09:13:20] Wait

[09:13:23] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, you'll daily stop adding me on steam, bro

[09:13:28] Good game

[09:13:31] Now how you been wrong song adj bro

[09:13:35] What do you say?

[09:13:38] At me.

[09:13:40] Wait, what's your thing?

[09:13:43] I just sent it.

[09:13:44] How about that?

[09:13:45] I'm pretty good.

[09:13:46] How are you?

[09:13:47] Cut out.

[09:13:48] Okay.

[09:13:49] Said I'm good.

[09:13:50] I'm chilling.

[09:13:51] Lucky hungry.

[09:13:52] Damn.

[09:13:53] You've been eating?

[09:13:54] Ah.

[09:13:55] You going to the gym or now you give up on that?

[09:14:02] Yeah.

[09:14:03] Yeah, I think I'm done shutting out bro. I'm ascending right now

[09:14:10] Low-key

[09:14:14] Mean

[09:14:20] Would you ever get height surgery I

[09:14:25] Just wanted to say something really bad

[09:14:28] But why would I need height surgery? Why would I need?

[09:14:32] What would I need height surgery for I'm a perfect height five foot seven is a great height for a male

[09:14:36] I'm not even bad. Oh my that breath actually disgusting

[09:14:40] disgusting

[09:14:42] Off the set. No, you're not father seven though on God. I'm five foot seven

[09:14:49] Yes, oh God don't gas bro on God boy the lobby graph

[09:14:55] You really think I'm shorter than five foot seven

[09:15:00] Yes, I just dig riding I've met you bro. Do you mean yeah, okay? I'll tell you think I am six one six two maybe

[09:15:10] Hi, six one. Maybe you're six one, Brian. I think you're six one

[09:15:14] six two brother six two

[09:15:16] six two six three issues

[09:15:24] I'm not Boba Levin, Chet.

[09:15:29] Boba Levin is like literally...

[09:15:31] No.

[09:15:32] Come on, Boba.

[09:15:34] Come on, Boba Levin.

[09:15:36] This is just like, they want to spam like the default height so I could be under 6.

[09:15:41] Wait, am I tripping?

[09:15:42] Maybe I just think you're tall.

[09:15:43] Wait, you're in the lobby.

[09:15:44] Are you in it?

[09:15:45] I was, but it kicked me out.

[09:15:46] Did you start a game?

[09:15:47] Yeah, you gotta download the map.

[09:15:49] Go to Click Play, and then go to Workshop.

[09:15:53] And then when you type in workshop the bottom left where it says visit workshop and then

[09:16:01] Search

[09:16:04] It's called

[09:16:07] You're the search forest wait my screen just went black

[09:16:13] Yeah, why is everything black? Why is everything black?

[09:16:19] Okay, wait, I'm on it

[09:16:21] What's the map is it workshop, I don't know how to link you it how do I link him?

[09:16:33] But I'm turning on my hacks oh god

[09:16:37] Yeah, would you actually use cheats?

[09:16:42] No, I don't cheat in this game only on 2k

[09:16:46] I

[09:16:48] Game is not not no cheat on 2k neither. I sent you look

[09:16:53] Can you click that?

[09:16:56] I got a sneeze coming

[09:16:59] What I just subscribed to it yeah

[09:17:03] All right, oh

[09:17:07] My god, I can't fucking sneeze I hate that shit

[09:17:11] This year's 2k is not even bad you guys do the same shit every year you buy the same 2k put in

[09:17:16] $100 to level up your fucking

[09:17:19] Okay, and then ask yourself why did I do that like two weeks later?

[09:17:25] And that's the dumbest shit ever bro. It's like buying Call of Duty every year. You know what you're getting

[09:17:35] Well, I haven't played this game in weeks. I don't want to hear that bro. I've never planned but he's giving months

[09:17:40] I'll be here, I'll be here.

[09:17:49] Hi, you ready?

[09:17:50] It's gonna start.

[09:17:51] Alright, wait.

[09:17:52] I said, bro, you said you're better, right?

[09:17:55] Yo, what's the commands to put in so it's quick chat?

[09:17:57] Someone tell me.

[09:17:58] Ready or not?

[09:18:00] Yo, I think I did you bad here, I'm not gonna laugh.

[09:18:07] You were fucking retarded.

[09:18:09] When I do you mean bro be honest

[09:18:22] What

[09:18:29] No

[09:18:39] Dude bro, okay, so get one round me here. Get one round me. So you stop fucking crying

[09:18:46] What were you doing?

[09:18:49] Come on get one round do it

[09:18:52] Just get it back. It's simple. Just get one round. It's not gonna save you. I'm gonna tell you

[09:18:59] All right, that's your free round. There you go. I wasn't free by the way your disaster

[09:19:04] ass

[09:19:06] ass sword

[09:19:08] ass sword

[09:19:10] and uncut

[09:19:12] you're cheating

[09:19:14] I didn't get far right there

[09:19:16] oh god have a cut to this thank you

[09:19:20] it sounds like someone who has an uncut penis

[09:19:22] would say something like that

[09:19:24] now did they do it in front of a crowd

[09:19:26] like you're certain

[09:19:28] I don't know I wasn't supposed to know bro I was a little kid

[09:19:34] I

[09:19:39] Have one round it's literally only four ways

[09:19:46] Like chill bro, you're not that good game

[09:19:50] Like i'm not taking you serious right now bro like you're literally

[09:19:56] No, I don't I don't play this. I'm

[09:19:58] Good man for the weed, fuck.

[09:19:59] Yeah, he's fucking by, put his cheats.

[09:20:02] That's a cab.

[09:20:03] He's coming!

[09:20:05] Wait, how do you like the virtual Maybach?

[09:20:07] Yeah, it's nice.

[09:20:08] Nice.

[09:20:09] Locking mode.

[09:20:10] It's a good daily.

[09:20:13] All right, bro, I don't want to wait.

[09:20:14] My DPI is fucked up.

[09:20:15] End of something under my mouth.

[09:20:16] Oh, brother.

[09:20:17] Oh, brother.

[09:20:22] What up, train?

[09:20:23] Move it, move it.

[09:20:24] Got some CS?

[09:20:26] yo train give us some cases

[09:20:28] yo

[09:20:29] oh my god train open some cases for us

[09:20:36] i went after train

[09:20:37] oh my god get your aim together you were pro at fortnite

[09:20:40] no fucking way

[09:20:41] it's sucking this whole hall

[09:20:43] it was fucking driving me

[09:20:45] very dog shit bro

[09:20:49] what

[09:20:50] you were pro

[09:20:51] okay no no no that one doesn't make sense

[09:20:53] that one doesn't make sense

[09:20:54] there's no way actually

[09:20:56] there's no way

[09:20:58] i'm not assed i got him i'm not assed

[09:21:00] let's roll

[09:21:02] all you do is just fucking crouch

[09:21:04] god damn

[09:21:08] holy shit

[09:21:10] now what does it go to?

[09:21:12] at least 12 or 21

[09:21:18] where are you bro?

[09:21:24] Fucking serious.

[09:21:28] But so what do you do if you're not streaming?

[09:21:30] Cause I swear you don't stream that much anymore.

[09:21:31] You like fake or tired.

[09:21:33] Let's go, let's go.

[09:21:33] Like I feel like you do this cycle

[09:21:35] or like you stream, get some money,

[09:21:39] take a four month hiatus, come back,

[09:21:41] stream for two weeks, take a five month hiatus, come back.

[09:21:45] Like you're low key apart timer now.

[09:21:47] Let's move out.

[09:21:48] Low key, bro.

[09:21:50] You know what it is?

[09:21:51] I think you're right, bro.

[09:21:52] I gotta, I gotta start this cycle.

[09:21:53] No, I gotta start the cycle.

[09:21:54] I gotta go in a four month break again.

[09:21:56] Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

[09:21:57] That's exactly what I meant.

[09:21:58] You just reminded me, bro.

[09:22:00] Like, it's about that time, bro.

[09:22:01] I'm not gonna lie.

[09:22:02] I hope you didn't pay taxes on any of your kick money.

[09:22:05] And fucking the IRS comes, take it all,

[09:22:07] and then you can really earn an 80, bro.

[09:22:09] If you get all your cars.

[09:22:10] No, what are you doing?

[09:22:13] You know, bro, like, that's some real juicy shit to say.

[09:22:16] I'm not gonna lie.

[09:22:17] Like, that's some real racist, juicy shit

[09:22:18] to make the assumption that I don't pay taxes.

[09:22:21] You're fucking Jew, bro.

[09:22:22] I'm not going to lie bro, you're just fucking weird bro, I'm not going to lie like...

[09:22:26] Oh you're black, come on, you're not gonna get this one.

[09:22:28] That's just so weird, bro.

[09:22:29] Am I going to get this?

[09:22:32] Sit on!

[09:22:33] You got one round in the last seven, bro.

[09:22:38] AC wants to know if you want to play.

[09:22:40] You have hot cortisol, bro, I'm not going to lie, like I'm too alpha for this shit,

[09:22:45] gay.

[09:22:46] You hang around Marlin too much.

[09:22:48] Hey, so you think Marlin is a lie?

[09:22:51] Yes, Marlon is a spy, bro.

[09:22:53] So explain that to me, like explain where you like that comes from.

[09:22:56] Oh, I need to explain what you already understand.

[09:22:58] No, because it's actually hilarious how people can just randomly start their stream and just say they're spies in the game.

[09:23:05] Explain, bro.

[09:23:07] I don't know, bro. It sounds like a spy is getting mad, bro.

[09:23:10] The Raka'i one? I low-key believe it. I believe that one.

[09:23:12] All right. That one, I give credit.

[09:23:13] I don't know, bro. You getting mad like a spy, bro.

[09:23:17] Yes, bro. I'm fucking from Tel Aviv, a spy, bro.

[09:23:19] Taxes on kick money, bro. Is this what you want to say to Aiden Ross, bro? But you never get the chance. Is this do beef?

[09:23:27] Is this

[09:23:31] Yo, this is low

[09:23:37] Yo, you want me to keep you want me to beef with kick because you're beefing with cake because you

[09:23:42] Was about to take the gambling deal after you realize you didn't want to take the game when deal because it was gonna make you

[09:23:47] feet like feel guilty and you're like I'm seeing it bro I'm putting it together

[09:23:54] you might be the spot bro now that was the warm-up

[09:23:57] five million for going to kick by the way all right said no that's what they

[09:24:08] said to you there's one offer when I came to OG when I played OG 4 night and I

[09:24:12] I started getting like 3,000 to 5,000 viewers.

[09:24:16] I got offered, I think without gambling,

[09:24:19] it was $2 million.

[09:24:21] And then my agent, when I got him 20 at the time,

[09:24:23] taxes would have taken 50%,

[09:24:24] so I would have made like 700,000 maybe.

[09:24:26] And I'd have to completely leave Twitch for two years.

[09:24:29] It was a two-year deal.

[09:24:30] It was $1,000 a year.

[09:24:32] Then I got offered like five to like 800,000.

[09:24:34] I just couldn't really just import it.

[09:24:36] I

[09:24:40] Barge is obsessed with talking about money on screen now. What is your issue?

[09:24:55] You know what I thought about a New York city you didn't pull up bro that board in Atlanta, you know, you know, I'm from out there, right?

[09:25:06] Queens

[09:25:08] I knew you were Queens baby

[09:25:10] I knew it

[09:25:12] How sweet of shit

[09:25:14] Let's go everyone

[09:25:20] Now my combo is total

[09:25:22] Ask him where in Queens

[09:25:24] Hey where

[09:25:26] Push push push

[09:25:28] I was just saying I'm from New York and you're from Staten Island

[09:25:30] Like do you know the exact spot you're at?

[09:25:32] Thank you train for this

[09:25:34] Jamaica. Jamaica? That's not in Queens. Yeah. I'm in

[09:25:38] Cree Jungle. Let's go. Let's go. I'm in Cree Jungle.

[09:25:44] Jamaica.

[09:25:47] Wait, I saw a clip of you saying on Lacey's birthday you didn't want to wish him a happy

[09:25:51] birthday. Alright gentlemen, this is it. No.

[09:25:55] Why not bro? You should wish everyone a happy birthday.

[09:25:59] No, we don't have to.

[09:26:02] Why am I obligated to wish him happy birthday?

[09:26:04] That's just like a nice thing.

[09:26:05] Go, let's go.

[09:26:06] I don't give a fuck.

[09:26:08] I don't give a nice thing.

[09:26:11] Not at all.

[09:26:15] Tell me.

[09:26:16] Sometimes you just, you know.

[09:26:20] We are good to go.

[09:26:21] Sometimes you just gotta stick it here.

[09:26:25] Yeah.

[09:26:26] You just got to wait till the next one, you know

[09:26:37] Am I not killing oh what?

[09:26:42] Yeah, bro, I fucking my wife look here. I'll just be chilling. I just be killing a game fire

[09:26:50] You feel me

[09:26:52] Are you happy I seen a tick talking you and somebody was reporting you and your girl walking and they was like

[09:26:58] He was raising her up at the end and the video and then you was recording

[09:27:04] Skateboarder dude who said he was talking like like my girlfriend

[09:27:18] Yeah, you know how

[09:27:22] Just take a camera in your face immediately

[09:27:27] Or

[09:27:44] Okay, like I've been crowning for the past three out of you

[09:27:48] like

[09:27:49] You don't know what that means

[09:27:59] Yo CJ

[09:28:03] Turtle heading

[09:28:04] Yeah, you have your like yes, you know

[09:28:08] I do that on flights all the time. I don't know why every time I get on a

[09:28:13] On flight yeah, yeah, and I'll always just fart like a shit time on a flight

[09:28:19] It's weird like

[09:28:29] Yeah, you can get parasites I thought I had a tape worm before

[09:28:36] Was that the wrong one? Yeah

[09:28:41] How do you get a tapeworm?

[09:28:44] How do you you got to eat something wrong?

[09:28:46] You got to be like fish. It has to be in it. I think like you can see it

[09:28:52] Today I ate a trip that sat up for 15 hours

[09:28:59] I'm playing with a D. Go right now and you're about to get fucked

[09:29:06] Where are you Bruce?

[09:29:13] Oh wow.

[09:29:14] I'm fucking him.

[09:29:15] Fuck in bro!

[09:29:16] Come on!

[09:29:17] Are you gonna lose to a fucking eagle?

[09:29:18] We are Oscar Mike.

[09:29:19] Uh oh.

[09:29:20] Uh oh.

[09:29:21] Uh oh.

[09:29:22] Uh oh.

[09:29:23] Uh oh.

[09:29:24] Uh oh.

[09:29:25] Uh oh.

[09:29:26] Uh oh.

[09:29:27] Uh oh.

[09:29:28] Uh oh.

[09:29:29] Uh oh.

[09:29:30] Uh oh.

[09:29:31] Uh oh.

[09:29:32] Uh oh.

[09:29:33] Uh oh.

[09:29:34] Uh oh.

[09:29:35] Oh

[09:29:40] We time

[09:29:47] It was what games you play now

[09:29:51] Yes, go okay

[09:29:53] You have C

[09:29:55] Dude, I want to go to my first ever UFC like fight. Is it actually fun to watch?

[09:30:01] I've never been so fight

[09:30:03] never you never pop out like to fight no I watch it on TV though but like going

[09:30:11] well you live in Atlanta right yeah is there that much Atlanta I swear like when

[09:30:18] I was there it was like pretty cool but like I don't know I feel like I couldn't live there

[09:30:25] what kind of body do you like I like when I can go outside and there's always light

[09:30:31] Like I'm not necessarily I don't love LA

[09:30:33] Yes, no, but I like the way I could just

[09:30:37] Like I like that I can go outside

[09:30:40] Sometimes you don't have a ADHD bro. You just

[09:30:45] You don't have a motherfucker who's

[09:30:52] Literally got this like prescribed fucking meds

[09:30:55] I

[09:30:59] Always has to be sunny so you can live somewhere like Mod's Anna

[09:31:10] You live in California for the rest of your life. I don't want to live in California

[09:31:16] I just like I just like the idea that there's always like like when I leave that like when I was

[09:31:25] Well, when I lived in New Jersey, I hated when I went outside and it was pitch dark and there's no cars on the road

[09:31:33] Like well, that's fucking New Jersey. I've never been there

[09:31:40] You don't fuck with the Jersey the J

[09:31:49] Now I put the Jersey

[09:31:51] What why why do you fuck with Jersey? What is in Jersey besides the sopranos the sopranos and Los Palos TV?

[09:32:00] You gonna play comedy night with Lois, bro

[09:32:04] Nah

[09:32:05] He wasn't there bro. He wasn't in those comedy night

[09:32:11] To be honest bro, let's just both came up and just jack our shit

[09:32:15] Are you like bored like you're got to be bored right now

[09:32:21] Loki 2-5, Loki locked in, let's go, I agree, thumbs in, what you rocking, 5.8, I don't got much but my

[09:32:39] shit works hard, like when I hold, when I be fucking I'm like a I'm like a fucking Jack

[09:32:45] camera bro like I'm not a fan of anything besides like fat like I like to go

[09:32:52] hell fucking dick

[09:32:57] hell fucking dick

[09:33:00] yo dick no got no passion

[09:33:06] yo dick no got no passion

[09:33:08] How do you have sex?

[09:33:12] Bro like what you mean like you just said you go like what is that?

[09:33:20] Like I like I like like I'm just laying down like like like from the side it's going

[09:33:27] Like you know say like with the 5.8 of

[09:33:31] You're cheating bro. I guess like I feel like I give fast strokes, but they're

[09:33:38] Passionate, you know, I'm saying so I like how long you lasted last I've lost a pretty long time

[09:33:44] But like if I want to get one out like

[09:33:47] One time where it was like literally like seven seconds

[09:33:51] It was really bad. I was like wow that's not I never knew that was the thing. I never knew it could happen

[09:33:55] that's it. Move it. Move it.

[09:34:05] You want masks masks. I can't I can't lock in. You said seven. Yeah, that was like the fastest. It was like a vine.

[09:34:13] Somebody said you have a millionaire chode. I don't have a chode. I have an iPhone XR. It's a penis, bro. It's not bad.

[09:34:21] That's a pretty small phone bro. It's like 5.9 5.10. If you'll see if you'll see if you'll see not pro maxing up gang

[09:34:29] I'm not gonna lie. You can't talk to me. I'm not

[09:34:37] Snake

[09:34:50] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[09:34:54] I think I lost your stream.

[09:34:56] I think it was your stream.

[09:34:57] I think it was during COVID or something like that.

[09:34:59] I think we're talking about doing kickups.

[09:35:01] Is that you that I'm thinking of?

[09:35:03] In the shower, right?

[09:35:06] I used to think that was real, so I did that in the shower once.

[09:35:09] Let's go.

[09:35:10] Let's go.

[09:35:10] They won't.

[09:35:11] I swear to God, I think it was your stream.

[09:35:13] You said you take a rag, put it on your penis with a boner,

[09:35:17] and then you try to basically do pull-ups with the rag

[09:35:20] on your penis and eventually it'll strengthen your penis.

[09:35:25] Let's get this done.

[09:35:25] I swear.

[09:35:26] You're giving free, you're giving free game, bro.

[09:35:28] That's just to pay like $100 a month for course.

[09:35:31] I know, that's what I'm saying.

[09:35:32] Like you're not supposed to retail to people.

[09:35:35] You got like a course, how to Dix-Max?

[09:35:37] Let's go.

[09:35:41] It's a tie game again, bro.

[09:35:42] It's a tie game once again.

[09:35:44] No, that's a win, bro.

[09:35:44] That's lucky you win.

[09:35:46] It's a tie game and I'm using it.

[09:35:47] Yeah

[09:35:49] 5.8. That's like a Kool-Aid packet

[09:35:54] No, it's not even when you shave your pubes though you get like three extra inches

[09:35:59] You do not get three extra

[09:36:04] You don't get three I get two I have way hair here

[09:36:10] Yeah

[09:36:13] Like what you mean off

[09:36:17] I didn't know for the longest time shower. You're supposed to

[09:36:23] You shower

[09:36:25] What I didn't know it's all like 19 that I didn't really get to use

[09:36:30] And then number two, I didn't know you had to use a loofa. No not tells like 19

[09:36:39] And then I also I also used to think that you never used a ride

[09:36:43] I

[09:36:46] Also used to think that you used

[09:36:51] In the shower gets on your legs it cleans your legs. I don't know you have to manually wash your legs

[09:36:57] What is the money much as they only start washing my ass since I was 16? There's no way I did I serious

[09:37:03] It was the same shit I swear to God I

[09:37:07] Didn't know to wash things. Are you part Indian?

[09:37:10] No, I think you're pardon

[09:37:14] I'm out.

[09:37:15] How about.

[09:37:16] Do not ding, do not ding.

[09:37:21] You like that, dude?

[09:37:24] That was a no-wrong.

[09:37:26] Let's send them to the sick by, shall we?

[09:37:32] Nah, this side gets way better spots.

[09:37:37] I'm not going off.

[09:37:39] How about FL maybe it makes it go to products

[09:37:45] Yeah, yeah, you make it music off stream

[09:37:51] No, bro, I haven't brought don't make music

[09:38:02] Don't why they said cap I don't make music off stream, bro

[09:38:09] Like last time I made a song was probably 2023

[09:38:27] You want to play FIFA bro, I think people is a good game

[09:38:33] It's people a good game right now y'all like is it free right now? That's the only way I get it

[09:38:47] Yeah, I'm fucking your asshole. I'm like me on that s1 having bro come on

[09:38:55] For my peeing bro got your pain

[09:39:03] Let's play 2K play now.

[09:39:05] Oh wow bro, congrats you're good at 2K.

[09:39:08] Yeah, you first up bro, come here it's ready to do this.

[09:39:10] You're not gonna know sports game bros are grown men.

[09:39:14] I ain't gonna lie.

[09:39:15] NHL, so...

[09:39:16] What the fuck?

[09:39:17] See?

[09:39:18] Real ones know about NHL.

[09:39:20] Bro, you probably only played that game for a sponsor.

[09:39:23] My nigga like what?

[09:39:24] Nope, that was solo life.

[09:39:26] NHL?

[09:39:27] Nope.

[09:39:28] Oh

[09:39:35] I'm not seeing it

[09:39:39] Yeah, I give up, bro, you're just it's not fun to play anymore. I already wanted already won one so it's fun

[09:39:44] You didn't even win

[09:39:46] I wonder

[09:39:48] Would come we could one be one on one of my favorite games nascar

[09:39:54] Nascar

[09:39:56] Wait with the wheel. Yeah, bro. I'm just playing some NASCAR

[09:40:02] No

[09:40:04] And bro, are you sure you don't play that?

[09:40:06] I mean like let me look at my twitch tab and see if I got an ad for it

[09:40:12] It wasn't ads

[09:40:16] You play skate at all like the back of the days remember when you call me a pocket pussy

[09:40:21] The new one. I play the new one though

[09:40:23] I'm not gonna lie skate the new one is pretty ass. I think skate three is way better. I'm not giving I

[09:40:29] Fuck with the new one. I don't

[09:40:34] The new ones ass, I think skate three is way better

[09:40:38] Rocky League

[09:40:39] Bro, but I just got I'll play a couple games in Rocket League. That's it

[09:40:48] I played so much rocket

[09:40:50] I

[09:40:58] Love digging the mündos dude, I've been doing that too and that's how I've gotten sick. I'm not even kidding

[09:41:05] Bro, I've been digging in my ear and my nose recently so much

[09:41:09] You ever digging your ear and it's just it's like itchy, but it's so good

[09:41:14] You know what I'm talking about? No, I'll be digging in my ass

[09:41:20] That's normal. Are you on the

[09:41:25] game? Yeah, I gotta add you

[09:41:28] though. What's your epic name?

[09:41:32] I'm space really space.

[09:41:37] Yeah. 8 pf.

[09:41:41] 8 pf. Your epic idea is the

[09:41:45] maximum number of pending friend invitations

[09:41:48] You're so famous.

[09:41:51] Let me delete somebody.

[09:41:55] Can I delete somebody through Rocket League?

[09:42:00] Huh?

[09:42:04] Now you've been doing Ramadan?

[09:42:08] Uh, no actually I'm doing kind of the opposite.

[09:42:11] I've been just eating.

[09:42:12] Bro you're weird.

[09:42:14] So I'm weird for not doing Ramadan.

[09:42:17] Yo, so everybody in the chat doing Ramadan, bro. It's literally midnight

[09:42:23] I'd be able to eat honestly, I think I've been doing Ramadan by accident low key. I haven't been eating during the day at all

[09:42:35] Now I've been doing this real

[09:42:41] All right, I had epic friend. What's your epic ID?

[09:42:44] My pants

[09:42:46] Why you could try it's just unstable Roberto

[09:42:54] No spaces yeah, but I think I

[09:43:00] It says you're not accepting invites. Yeah, how do I fucking fix that I?

[09:43:04] Don't know. Do you got too many for a quest? Yeah, it's much emotional

[09:43:08] Yeah, I got I got

[09:43:11] Me at me again at me again. What is it? What is it?

[09:43:16] I'm really base really space a yeah, I got I got I got it

[09:43:26] Friends now

[09:43:30] Why am I why am I listening to ads? Yo, how do I get my controller to work you play with a trailer? Oh

[09:43:37] How do I get it to work you have a USB C?

[09:43:46] I

[09:43:52] Gotta go to the gym in the morning walk in good I guess

[09:43:57] Like I'm confused like when you're not streaming you just like watch him like I guess I don't go to the gym

[09:44:02] Bro, I will fucking throw you game. Stop it. I'm really hot now

[09:44:06] Oh, you're you're talking about throwing a kid guy who's five seven a kid a kid

[09:44:11] You really think of yourself as a child. Yeah, what's wrong? You're grown as men

[09:44:16] I'm trying to make sure my controller is working now wait how how old are you how

[09:44:40] How old are you? Is your age getting old?

[09:44:42] 25?

[09:44:43] My E age, my E age 19 though.

[09:44:45] Hahaha.

[09:44:47] Hahaha.

[09:44:49] I just invited Valkyrie Max.

[09:44:51] Hahaha.

[09:44:53] I'm 23 and my E age is 18.

[09:44:56] Hahaha.

[09:44:58] Enjoy.

[09:45:02] Lowkey bro, my controller is not working game.

[09:45:05] It does work, it does. You plug in the USB-C and your controller, it works instantly.

[09:45:08] I promise no it's not are you a fucking burger left click left bro are you

[09:45:21] like disabled I'm plugging it in it's not working I'm confused I was playing

[09:45:27] with my ps4 controller bro I'm not gonna lie that's fine

[09:46:08] me though you invited Valkyrie she said hell no out loud damn serious green

[09:46:17] flaws were just fucking rude I didn't even mean to invite her well damn all

[09:46:23] All right, Steam, yo yo, where we go, where we go,

[09:46:28] game properties.

[09:46:34] Controller.

[09:46:38] That means controller.

[09:46:45] Enable Steam input for Xbox controllers.

[09:46:48] Enable, enable.

[09:46:50] Oh yeah, see, see, see, see, see.

[09:46:52] Let's go bro, come on bro.

[09:46:55] Alright.

[09:46:57] Hello.

[09:46:59] I guess you don't burp.

[09:47:00] Alright, it still worked.

[09:47:01] I bet I didn't want to leak the friend code shit.

[09:47:05] Everyone already knows my friend code, nobody adds me.

[09:47:10] Alright, if it doesn't work, I'm gonna just use the...

[09:47:14] I keep getting carried.

[09:47:17] It still worked though.

[09:47:18] What the fuck is this card, chat?

[09:47:22] What the fuck is this lazy tour contest three three three three a.m.. I

[09:47:30] Sure that East Coast is fresh so late real

[09:47:38] Let's go Josh. She's still not working. No, come on

[09:47:42] Just play keyboard and mouse whatever. I will learn it. You're gonna put a keyboard mouse for just plug in your controller

[09:47:48] We can't even play calm. Oh brother

[09:47:52] Play casual bro, fuck it. Oh

[09:47:58] My god, I'm playing with a fucking bot

[09:48:05] I broke one playing three games Max

[09:48:12] Are you good or no, like actually don't sell my shit, bro. Yeah

[09:48:16] Good

[09:48:22] What are you fucking doing?

[09:48:29] You just spun around.

[09:48:31] What are you?

[09:48:33] Oh my god.

[09:48:34] Oh my god, he's actually useless.

[09:48:38] Hit the bull bro, stop coming after me.

[09:48:42] No.

[09:48:43] Oh my god.

[09:48:45] Yo, yo, oh my god, oh my god.

[09:48:47] No!

[09:48:48] What are you actually doing?

[09:48:50] You're fucking flipping!

[09:48:51] Flipping! Look at you in the replay! Look!

[09:48:54] Like, you don't even flip right! You don't even flip right!

[09:48:57] Okay, I'll get it.

[09:48:58] You don't even flip right! You're just fine!

[09:49:00] You think you're just pressing your buttons!

[09:49:02] Go for it! Go for it!

[09:49:03] Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait!

[09:49:04] It's you! It's you! It's you!

[09:49:05] Oh my god!

[09:49:06] You're always working!

[09:49:10] Oh my god!

[09:49:12] Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!

[09:49:15] God. Okay, okay, that's me. That's me. That's me. That's me.

[09:49:21] That's me. That's me. No, what is that? See?

[09:49:25] I thought it was going to go forward. No, go, go, go.

[09:49:28] It's you. It's you. It's you. It's you. It's you.

[09:49:31] Oh, there you go. Come on. Come on.

[09:49:35] Hey, finish, finish, finish it. Finish it. Finish it.

[09:49:39] Finish it. Nice. I got it. I got it. Do not touch it.

[09:49:44] Oh my god, I swung!

[09:49:46] I got nervous! I got nervous!

[09:49:48] NOOO!

[09:49:50] Oh my god!

[09:49:52] Go for it! Go for it! Quickly! Quickly! Quickly! Quickly!

[09:49:54] NOOO!

[09:49:56] Good, good, good.

[09:50:00] It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.

[09:50:02] No, no, no, it's fine, it's fine.

[09:50:04] Yup.

[09:50:06] Yup.

[09:50:08] Come on.

[09:50:10] Yup.

[09:50:12] No, are you just gonna sit there and okay, are you not talking about it?

[09:50:17] Fucking hell.

[09:50:18] What are you doing?

[09:50:19] Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, get up, go get up, go get up.

[09:50:24] I'm here, I'm here.

[09:50:26] I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.

[09:50:30] It's gonna be certain.

[09:50:31] Here we go, here we go.

[09:50:32] No, it's on purpose.

[09:50:33] Go for it, go for it, go for it, go for it.

[09:50:38] I had no boost.

[09:50:39] No boost, no boost.

[09:50:40] Easy

[09:50:55] I'm getting better I'm getting better I'm getting better at keyboard and mouse

[09:51:00] No, no, no, fuck that bro fuck that I'm a gamer

[09:51:05] It doesn't work stop stop that's you it's you

[09:51:10] You gotta get it, you gotta get it, you gotta get it, you gotta get it, you gotta hit it!

[09:51:17] Oh my god!

[09:51:19] You are fucking useless!

[09:51:21] Yo, you are so bad at the game!

[09:51:24] Do something!

[09:51:26] Brouse!

[09:51:27] Oh my god!

[09:51:28] Yo, I can't!

[09:51:30] You are actually worse than...

[09:51:32] You are worse than Max.

[09:51:34] You are worse than Max.

[09:51:35] This is like Axi's hat.

[09:51:37] I need my Xbox controller game

[09:52:07] You're deadest on the other team. You're on the other team.

[09:52:12] Save. We got, we got.

[09:52:15] Oh, go for it. Go for it.

[09:52:17] You!

[09:52:18] I died. What do you want me to do?

[09:52:25] Yo!

[09:52:25] Nope.

[09:52:26] T-Tacka keeps bumping me.

[09:52:31] Bruce.

[09:52:32] Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

[09:52:37] you're pushing me out of the fucking way what do you mean you're not

[09:53:20] I

[09:53:33] Still come back

[09:53:36] No

[09:53:50] Noooo!

[09:53:51] You scored a goal on 14!

[09:53:52] You scored a goal on 14!

[09:53:54] Alright, here we go, here we go.

[09:53:56] It's a good hit, bro.

[09:53:59] Unfortunately, there's no time for this.

[09:54:04] There's no time.

[09:54:05] Bro, he's just hitting me out of the way, like...

[09:54:08] Did you break rule one?

[09:54:12] Did you break rule one?

[09:54:15] Bro, just...

[09:54:16] You're a fucking lawnmower.

[09:54:18] I guess that's my fault.

[09:54:19] I guess that's my fault, bro. I guess that's my fault, bro

[09:54:24] That's why nobody wanted to play with you in Casca because you always blame your teammates

[09:54:27] You're a fucking little sister

[09:54:42] Got it

[09:55:19] I'm gonna make sure you don't get this going down. Honestly, I just want to give them one, bro.

[09:55:24] I just want to give them one, bro.

[09:55:26] You already gave them four, bro.

[09:55:28] I gave them four.

[09:55:34] Shit is crazy, bro. We only could score one. I thought you were good.

[09:55:38] I don't know what you're gonna do, bro.

[09:55:41] All right, one more, one more, one more, one more, one more, one more, one more, one more.

[09:55:45] Like, you gotta play, I told you, bro, you don't have to carry, like, I told you.

[09:55:49] Yeah, the soup in it's the soup in it's nice. Okay

[09:56:00] Ralo Rodriguez in fucking rocket league man, what can I say?

[09:56:06] He break expert

[09:56:13] They want more they're all chasing

[09:56:19] Fuck bro

[09:56:22] Oh, it's the same kids

[09:56:25] Bro

[09:56:27] No, no, no, no, no, come on. Let's play this out. Go for it teamwork. All right

[09:56:32] Let's get some call-outs. It gives them call-outs and go for the ball

[09:56:36] Okay, I miss I miss I miss I miss I miss I know we're good. How do we go?

[09:56:42] Wait, I need boost I need boost

[09:56:44] I got boost, I got boost, I'm coming, I'm coming, I need boost.

[09:56:51] Crackers just sitting in the dead.

[09:56:54] Alright, we play together, we play together.

[09:56:56] Go, go for it, go for it, go for it.

[09:56:58] Good head, good head, good head.

[09:57:00] Dude, he's AFK.

[09:57:02] Oh!

[09:57:03] Wait!

[09:57:04] Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.

[09:57:08] What?

[09:57:09] On me, on me, on me.

[09:57:10] Why do you just make sound effects, bro?

[09:57:11] Just shut up!

[09:57:12] Play!

[09:57:13] Good hit

[09:57:23] You hit it out you hit it out you hit it out you hit it out good hit good hit

[09:57:38] Yes

[09:57:43] Good hits.

[09:57:45] Rally chats.

[09:57:47] Rally.

[09:57:49] That was pretty good.

[09:57:51] That was nice.

[09:57:55] That's good.

[09:57:57] I'm going to let you have this.

[09:57:59] Finish it, bro.

[09:58:01] Just finish it.

[09:58:03] Okay, I can't.

[09:58:05] Finish it.

[09:58:07] Just finish it.

[09:58:09] Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it.

[09:58:11] Clear, clear, clear, clear.

[09:58:13] Oh, get clear.

[09:58:14] Get clear.

[09:58:15] Get clear.

[09:58:20] I'm back, I'm back.

[09:58:22] I'm boosting, I'm boosting.

[09:58:23] I'm coming.

[09:58:24] I'm coming.

[09:58:25] I'm coming.

[09:58:26] I'm coming.

[09:58:27] No, I don't want to hear that.

[09:58:28] Just fucking come.

[09:58:29] Do it.

[09:58:30] Okay.

[09:58:31] Don't tell me.

[09:58:32] Like, do it.

[09:58:33] One more, one more, one more!

[09:58:35] Middle!

[09:58:36] No, one more.

[09:58:37] Oh!

[09:58:38] No!

[09:58:39] I miss, I miss, I miss.

[09:58:49] Oh my god.

[09:58:50] Good hit, good hit, good hit.

[09:58:51] No.

[09:58:52] Hit it, hit it.

[09:58:53] Again.

[09:58:54] Stay, roll up a point.

[09:58:55] Come on.

[09:58:56] He's bumping me.

[09:58:57] Good.

[09:58:58] Hold on.

[09:58:59] Oh!

[09:59:00] He missed.

[09:59:01] Fine, I'm tied.

[09:59:02] I'm taking this, I'm taking this.

[09:59:03] I'm taking this.

[09:59:04] I'm taking this.

[09:59:05] I'm taking this.

[09:59:06] I'm taking this.

[09:59:07] I'm taking this. I'm taking this. Oh good

[09:59:14] There go is there is there is there it's so there

[09:59:37] Who is there?

[09:59:39] Get it, get it, get it.

[09:59:40] Yup, out.

[09:59:45] Oh!

[09:59:46] Oh!

[09:59:51] Look at this.

[09:59:52] Precision.

[09:59:53] No, that's good, that's good.

[09:59:55] I like that.

[09:59:56] Yes.

[09:59:57] I got it, I got it.

[10:00:02] Go on, go on, finish it! Finish it!

[10:00:03] Alright.

[10:00:04] Finish, finish, here we go!

[10:00:05] Come on, come on, come on, come on.

[10:00:07] I don't know where you're at.

[10:00:08] Oh, yeah, it's over.

[10:00:10] Oh.

[10:00:12] No, no, no, no, no.

[10:00:13] No!

[10:00:14] Oh!

[10:00:15] Oh!

[10:00:19] Oh, these guys, bro.

[10:00:24] Dude, I mean, that's not the time.

[10:00:25] No, that's crazy.

[10:00:26] That's actually fucking crazy.

[10:00:27] That's a nice, that's a nice.

[10:00:28] I'll take it.

[10:00:29] That's all right.

[10:00:29] It's good.

[10:00:30] It's good.

[10:00:30] Go, go, go.

[10:00:31] You go, you go.

[10:00:32] Oh my gosh.

[10:00:37] No

[10:00:58] Okay, I got it I got it

[10:01:07] I

[10:01:37] no no no, go go go

[10:01:41] good play good play

[10:01:43] oh no no

[10:01:50] no no

[10:01:51] sketch sketch sketch sketch

[10:01:53] I'm not gonna beat you guys

[10:01:54] no

[10:01:55] sketch sketch sketch sketch

[10:01:56] we both missed we both missed

[10:01:57] okay I gotta I'm gonna get back on D

[10:01:59] we both missed we both missed

[10:02:01] no we play offense we both gotta

[10:02:02] get on this

[10:02:03] I gotta gotta gotta

[10:02:04] go go go

[10:02:35] I go for it, I go for it.

[10:02:37] Come on, come on, come on.

[10:02:38] We're almost out of here.

[10:02:39] Good.

[10:02:40] No.

[10:02:41] No.

[10:02:42] No.

[10:02:43] No.

[10:02:44] No.

[10:02:45] No.

[10:02:46] No.

[10:02:47] No.

[10:02:48] No.

[10:02:49] No.

[10:02:50] No.

[10:02:51] No.

[10:02:52] No.

[10:02:53] No.

[10:02:54] No.

[10:02:55] Bruce.

[10:02:56] Bruce.

[10:02:57] Bruce.

[10:02:58] Bruce, get it out.

[10:02:59] No.

[10:03:00] No.

[10:03:01] No.

[10:03:02] No.

[10:03:03] No.

[10:03:04] There is there is there is there is still there is still there is still there

[10:03:25] We lock in

[10:03:27] We don't talk about it, we don't talk about it, we don't got it.

[10:03:29] Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!

[10:03:34] I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna...

[10:03:39] BOOM!

[10:03:40] No!

[10:03:42] No!

[10:03:43] It's alive still!

[10:03:44] It's alive still!

[10:03:45] Crick!

[10:03:46] Crick!

[10:03:48] Crick!

[10:03:49] No!

[10:03:50] Wait!

[10:03:52] No!

[10:03:53] You fucked me!

[10:03:54] You fucking burger!

[10:03:57] Stop! Get out of the way!

[10:04:00] Okay, okay, okay, okay.

[10:04:01] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

[10:04:05] Oh my god, that nigga just snapped.

[10:04:08] I actually ate it.

[10:04:10] No, no, no. How can we even stop this, bro?

[10:04:12] Oh my god!

[10:04:15] You keep fucking bumping me.

[10:04:17] Okay, bro, it's a fucking mouse, bro.

[10:04:27] Oh my god.

[10:04:34] Oh my god.

[10:04:39] Why did you leave us?

[10:04:43] I'm putting us in a new lobby, bro.

[10:04:45] Leave the lobby.

[10:04:48] Yo, bro, if I scan predictions, I'm weird, huh?

[10:04:52] Who gives a fuck, bro?

[10:04:53] We're gonna cry over points online.

[10:04:56] Yeah, I'm doing a fucking job.

[10:04:59] Damn.

[10:05:10] In a fucking job.

[10:05:12] Are you think having a job is harder than spending like nine or five?

[10:05:16] This is a job.

[10:05:17] What are you talking about?

[10:05:19] I have to go live every day and see emotes and Twitch Prime.

[10:05:23] It's not hard.

[10:05:24] Come on, lock in.

[10:05:26] Oh my gosh, we're in a game?

[10:05:28] We're not getting off until we get 10 wins in a row.

[10:05:31] No.

[10:05:34] Come on.

[10:05:35] No, I like this map.

[10:05:36] Bro, no, they're pro.

[10:05:37] Oh, they haven't even dug anything yet.

[10:05:39] Hit that.

[10:05:44] Nice.

[10:05:48] W.

[10:05:56] I miss

[10:06:00] Home what do you mean? Oh my I know not to not to him

[10:06:09] There it is there it is there it is

[10:06:18] Do I have screen shake on bro, I don't know what that means bro. I get pussy

[10:06:22] Well she doesn't matter.

[10:06:25] Turn right.

[10:06:27] Come on.

[10:06:30] Oh, just see it.

[10:06:34] Oh, he- I bumped him.

[10:06:37] Just bump me, I think.

[10:06:38] I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.

[10:06:40] Good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good.

[10:06:47] Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad.

[10:06:50] bad bad

[10:06:54] oh

[10:06:57] I wasn't there for it

[10:07:13] NO!

[10:07:14] Okay, I'm not bad. I'm not bad. I'm not bad. Okay, I'm ass. I'm ass. I just watched the ball

[10:07:35] That's it was just fucking perfect, bro. That's it was just fucking perfect, bro

[10:07:39] I

[10:07:42] Was just perfect

[10:07:47] That's why it's okay. I'm gonna go for I'm gonna go for I go

[10:07:55] I'll tell it nice on my dead ball. That's easy finish that

[10:08:04] This ninja hit the ball up. Oh my

[10:08:09] They just fucked on both of us oh my god they just fucking painily fucked us

[10:08:21] It's level to this day, bro. I'm seeing it

[10:09:21] I

[10:09:33] Did you go that's a goal? This is a goal

[10:09:46] What am I doing

[10:09:51] Fuck out the way bitch

[10:09:55] Hit it. Oh, I got this. Oh, that's me. Oh, let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see

[10:10:09] You don't forget

[10:10:21] hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on

[10:10:30] I got you yes yes yes yes yes oh fuck I did redeem it I did redeem it

[10:10:39] oh we go we good come on come back come back come on buddy

[10:10:45] I don't know.

[10:10:47] You hit me out of it.

[10:10:51] I'm playing.

[10:10:52] No, hit it, yeah.

[10:10:53] I'm playing patient.

[10:10:58] Oh, no!

[10:10:59] Holy fuck.

[10:11:00] Oh no!

[10:11:04] I can't see it, I can't see it, I can't see it, I can't see it, I can't see it.

[10:11:07] First place, first place!

[10:11:08] I got it, I got it, I got it.

[10:11:09] Good, good, good, good, good, good, good!

[10:11:12] No.

[10:11:13] I don't got that one!

[10:11:14] Try that couldn't do anything. Oh my god. No, we are the worst. We're the worst. No, that's bullshit, bro

[10:11:20] It's no blue. So now we're playing. You still do it. I promise you. I've scored in zero seconds before I swear

[10:11:37] You still like we go we go we go we go

[10:11:44] I want to actually get fucked in my ass.

[10:11:57] Yo stand the points Ma, stand the points, stand the points.

[10:12:00] What are we not doing?

[10:12:01] New game.

[10:12:02] New game, new game, new game, new game, new game.

[10:12:04] Yo will camera shake help?

[10:12:06] Bro Bruce, nothing's gonna help when you keep bumping me.

[10:12:10] Yo I think I gotta take my camera shake off bro, I'm not gonna lie.

[10:12:13] Yeah, that might be actually the problem. Look at you.

[10:12:16] Wait, Chad, is Camerashake actually that bad?

[10:12:27] I'm hearing two hollers. What the fuck am I listening to?

[10:12:35] I'm actually embarrassed.

[10:12:37] and I just gotta add on soundcloud I'm just a fucking loser

[10:12:53] put his body for right now bro

[10:12:58] guys y'all come on bro we win one game before we get off

[10:13:01] yeah

[10:13:02] I

[10:13:06] Not a ass they ass they ass this is our speed this is speed

[10:13:11] We both ass

[10:13:15] Oh my god, it's out. I'm ass

[10:13:20] I've owned I've owned I've owned that's free. That's free about for you. That's for you. That's real. I

[10:13:25] Tried to area. I'm ass. I'm I'm

[10:13:28] I'm just I'm terrible, bro. I'm not gonna

[10:13:30] I have confidence for it, I have confidence.

[10:13:32] Yeah, you're right.

[10:13:34] Every time they told you you couldn't, you get it, remember?

[10:13:38] Okay. Come on.

[10:13:40] Lock in. Hit it.

[10:13:42] Clearing it. Hit it, get it.

[10:13:44] Yo, this thing of the name is May 2 Smooth, bro. Get the ball, bro.

[10:13:46] That's my ball, and I'm hogging it.

[10:13:49] Yes! Yes!

[10:13:52] Good go! Go!

[10:13:54] You saved it?

[10:14:00] over his head oh my gosh

[10:14:08] down sport, come back

[10:14:11] good

[10:14:17] wait, wait, no no I wanna lost that

[10:14:22] I wanna lost that, I just wanna lost that, like

[10:14:30] Hey, you're just a fucking long mower, bro.

[10:14:34] Slowest I've ever seen chat?

[10:14:35] No, buddy!

[10:14:36] They're lurking! I'm playing video games for 15 hours!

[10:14:39] What do you want them to fucking do?!

[10:14:41] It's fucking so late at night!

[10:14:43] You fucking cheeseburger!

[10:14:45] Do you want them just to spam W's like every second?

[10:14:53] No, go.

[10:14:54] That's you.

[10:14:54] Good go.

[10:14:55] Take him out of my way, yeah.

[10:14:56] Good shit, good shit, good shit, good shit.

[10:14:57] Yeah.

[10:14:58] I literally, I literally assisted.

[10:14:59] What are you talking about?

[10:15:00] I cleared the ball.

[10:15:01] Look at me.

[10:15:02] Put it in word.

[10:15:05] This is why you can't win a cast.

[10:15:06] No, bro.

[10:15:07] I don't know why I'm going to.

[10:15:08] I got confused.

[10:15:10] Let's help you, bro.

[10:15:13] Get it.

[10:15:13] Got it.

[10:15:16] It's it.

[10:15:18] Oh, my God, it's center for you.

[10:15:19] It's center for you.

[10:15:20] Yes, yes, yes, it is.

[10:15:22] I got it.

[10:15:23] I got it.

[10:15:24] I got it.

[10:15:25] I got it.

[10:15:26] I got it.

[10:15:27] I got it.

[10:15:28] you're playing like a pro bro let's go okay that was like that was some like see

[10:15:33] that was some like see that was some like that was some good are you going

[10:16:09] I never ever finished this. I don't get it

[10:16:15] Oh

[10:16:26] My god, oh my god, oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my you actually look like a pro for a second

[10:16:31] Oh

[10:16:33] Oh my god.

[10:16:35] No, no, no, no, no, no.

[10:16:37] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[10:16:41] I gotta watch this map.

[10:16:47] Am I seeing that correctly?

[10:16:53] Hit the fucking ball in squab, bro.

[10:16:55] Now I'm gonna have to drill a hole in my G-Wire, I know.

[10:16:58] Now I'm good as drill and all over my people right now

[10:17:03] Yeah, I got you I'm gonna make you power here. I'm gonna make you proud

[10:17:08] Make you proud make you proud make you proud

[10:17:11] Oh, no.

[10:17:13] Yes.

[10:17:15] Yes.

[10:17:17] Yes.

[10:17:19] Yes.

[10:17:21] Good job.

[10:17:23] Hey, Laito.

[10:17:25] Stop calling me Mozart condone.

[10:17:29] I go, go, go, go.

[10:17:31] This is you. This is you.

[10:17:33] Oh, wait.

[10:17:35] There it is.

[10:17:37] Yes, yep.

[10:17:39] All right four two all we got to do is hold D

[10:17:49] Do the zoo this you

[10:17:53] Oh he bought he's not playing fair I got it over his head over his head again

[10:18:01] Oh my god.

[10:18:03] Oh my god.

[10:18:04] Oh my god.

[10:18:05] Oh my god.

[10:18:06] Oh my god.

[10:18:07] Let's go.

[10:18:08] Look at that, bro.

[10:18:10] It's calm, bro.

[10:18:12] It's simple.

[10:18:14] All right, go.

[10:18:15] How you doing?

[10:18:16] You go, bro.

[10:18:17] Get a point, bro.

[10:18:18] Come on.

[10:18:19] I'm going to sit back, bro.

[10:18:20] Let me see you.

[10:18:21] Did I hit it?

[10:18:22] Did I hit it?

[10:18:23] That's your ball, bro.

[10:18:25] Come on.

[10:18:26] No, no, no, no, no.

[10:18:27] I see it.

[10:18:28] That's your ball, bro.

[10:18:29] Go.

[10:18:30] ball bro that's your ball go get your ball Bruce that's your ball play like it

[10:18:40] that's they're trying to take your ball they're trying to hell now fall fun

[10:18:48] Is they gonna make too smooth to score?

[10:18:51] No, bro!

[10:18:53] This shit is dead as the back of playing, bro.

[10:18:56] Oh my god.

[10:18:57] That's how they can't score too well.

[10:18:58] Come on, bro.

[10:18:59] All right.

[10:18:59] No, don't say that.

[10:19:00] Don't say that.

[10:19:01] Don't say that.

[10:19:01] All right, go.

[10:19:02] Go, go, go, go.

[10:19:03] OK, OK, OK.

[10:19:03] I'm gonna watch you, bro.

[10:19:04] Come on.

[10:19:05] You want.

[10:19:06] Oh my god.

[10:19:07] All right, all right, all right.

[10:19:07] There you go.

[10:19:08] Play for it.

[10:19:09] Is you, bro?

[10:19:11] Is you really ball hard?

[10:19:12] Come on!

[10:19:14] Did I just score?

[10:19:15] Good.

[10:19:15] No, you did.

[10:19:16] You did.

[10:19:16] Good shit.

[10:19:18] I threw him off though, look at the replay.

[10:19:20] Oh, let's see what you did.

[10:19:25] Okay, yeah, I don't know.

[10:19:27] Yeah, okay, yeah.

[10:19:29] That's some ball hugs it.

[10:19:31] Go for it, go for it, go for it, go for it.

[10:19:33] Alright, I got it.

[10:19:37] Come on, bro.

[10:19:38] That's dope, this is dope.

[10:19:39] Oh my god, we got two.

[10:19:40] This is dope, easy.

[10:19:41] Bum!

[10:19:43] There you go, set up, set up for you, set up for you.

[10:19:45] Nice and easy.

[10:19:46] Alright, fine.

[10:19:47] Come on.

[10:19:47] All right.

[10:19:48] Not that.

[10:19:48] I got it.

[10:19:49] I got it.

[10:19:49] Go back for it.

[10:19:51] One minute, bro.

[10:19:51] Let me see you some.

[10:19:52] Go.

[10:19:52] Let me see something.

[10:19:53] Let me see something.

[10:19:53] Oh.

[10:19:54] Let me see something, bro.

[10:19:55] Come on.

[10:20:01] Come on.

[10:20:02] Say the thing.

[10:20:03] Oh, this is gold.

[10:20:04] Come on.

[10:20:05] Come on.

[10:20:06] Come on.

[10:20:07] Come on.

[10:20:08] Come on.

[10:20:14] Come on.

[10:20:14] Close your mouth when you play.

[10:20:16] Come on.

[10:20:17] Oh

[10:20:47] No more! No more Bruce!

[10:20:50] AHHHH!

[10:20:52] Oh, everyone now.

[10:20:53] Good win, good win, good win, let's go!

[10:20:55] There it is.

[10:20:57] Ahhhh, good shit!

[10:21:01] Thanks bro.

[10:21:04] I'm going to fucking sleep. I've been sleeping for 10 hours bro.

[10:21:09] Can I have?

[10:21:10] Yes.

[10:21:11] I'm tired bro. My voice is

[10:21:18] only 10 hours.

[10:21:21] Ron will bust out 24.

[10:21:24] I'm Ron would be fucking

[10:21:26] playing skate three time.

[10:21:28] I'm right now bro. This time.

[10:21:30] Okay, bro.

[10:21:33] All right, bro. Good job.

[10:21:36] Good games.

[10:21:38] Good job. Good games. Alright, bro. I'll see you soon. Alright. See you soon. See you soon. Alright.

[10:21:45] Alright, chat. I'm going to stream in for, oh, 10 hours. I'm live tomorrow. Same time, one o'clock.

[10:21:59] One o'clock chat. I'm back

[10:22:04] Maybe 12 we're gonna go to broad lawn tomorrow, and then we're also gonna

[10:22:09] Do p.o. Box. I think if I could use someone's car

[10:22:13] Appreciate all the subs today. Appreciate all the donors make sure to join the Twitter comments mission more calm

[10:22:16] I like streaming when I could play video games and

[10:22:20] Just to show my chat

[10:22:22] Even if the viewership isn't even as high or even if my chat becomes aides and they say that I'm view-bottin because

[10:22:29] I have workers at fucking 12 o'clock video games, whatever. I like doing shit like this, so

[10:22:37] I love you boys, and I'll see you tomorrow and

[10:22:44] Thank you for all the subs today boys. I missed a lot of subs though. So thank you

[10:22:49] Thank you for all the subs boys

[10:22:52] I love you boys

[10:22:53] I'm gonna fucking shoot today tomorrow. We have some good shit. So

[10:22:59] I love you boys! Stay in the shade!

[10:23:03] I see you tomorrow!