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02-24-2026 Β· 7h 54m
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What up, what up, what up, what up, what up, shake, how you doing, bro?
Good morning!
What is the emote of today, y'all?
Good morning!
Give it a five months, fucking, no!
How y'all doing, bro?
How you doing yourself at 9-1, thank you, bro.
Good morning!
Stop with the kick walks!
Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro!
Bro, enough of the kick fucking walks, bro.
This emote isn't even good!
This emo deras isn't even good bro.
It's so fucking bad bro.
San
today. Yo, I just want to say you could say you're Elrond's bro. Go ahead, bro. Go ahead,
get it out. Get it out, get it out, get it out, get it out. I'm live an hour and 11
minutes late, bro. An hour and 11 minutes late. I know, I know, I know, I know, get
it out, get it out. Go ahead, go ahead, put the classics, do the duck smoking cigarettes,
all you want, it's not going to change anything. What does that change? Genuinely
What does that change? What does putting this email in my chat change, bro?
2023 here we come. All right, bro. Yo guys, I was late today because I'll be honest with you
I'll be honest with you. We were supposed to look at houses today and it got canceled
Classic classic, bro
Then then then pause the music pause the music pause the music go ahead and the classic spam the classic
Go ahead, do it.
Keep, no, no, no.
Just do it.
10 on screen, 100 on screen.
Go ahead, 100 on screen ducks.
Then, then, then I had to go to the gym this morning.
Go ahead, classics.
Do the thing.
Do the thing where I say I'm lying, bro.
Do the classics.
Go ahead, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I actually insist.
I insist.
Go ahead.
Do it, bro.
Hold on, let me do some drugs.
Oh my God.
Oh my God!
Oh my I'm not addicted you fucking idiot, then I show the app
Yo, I'm so confused do every single day. I have to show my app of me going to the gym dead. I'm dead serious
I'm not a photoshop this shit, bro. Cuz what happens if I actually miss a day look
It's highlighted you see
wait
Hello
Wait, it's right here AI, okay. No, no, no, so now here's what here's gonna happen
Here's what's gonna happen. Here's what's gonna happen. I'm done showing. Okay. It's AI. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, okay
Yo, look leg press machine. I had Boba take a picture. So now what is that Photoshop? Is that Photoshop?
Is that Photoshop? Oh
Oh, it's AI too.
Old picture, old picture.
Yo, I'm done.
I'm done showing you guys me going to the gym, bro.
If every single time, if every submissive ass
stance, yo, buddy, I was on a leg press.
Yo, I'm done doing this, bro.
Also, I'm live super late chat because today
is the first day in months.
Me, only me.
I finally cleaned my whole fucking room.
Bro, besides the corner that has clothes, I made my own bed, I cleaned my floors, I cleaned my couch,
I cleaned my closet. Bro, I did everything today by myself. Bro, can we get a W Ron for being an
independent man? Dead ass. Can we do a W Ron? Dead ass, bro. W, wait, what's going on in my chat?
What is going on in my chat, bro? What is? Gassing up the bare minimum. Yo, your setup
Looks like as many golds set up Scorpion. So I don't know what you're trying to do
W boba w boba. Thank you. Yo, yo, are these fucking dick riders in my chat. Are you guys gonna stop?
Can you be normal for once?
The fuck is wrong with you guys? Ew. He's live
Yeah, I don't know this has to be a bot right this has to be this actually has to be a bot
This actually has to be about like what does that even mean? I'm dead sirs. What does that even mean?
I
Can't bro. I like I dead S. Can't
Yeah, he's live Keck wiggle Keck wait Keck walk Keck what y'all?
Yeah, listen bro. I'm sorry. I'm live late bro
But honestly, bro, I don't give a fuck because I did a lot of productive things today. I worked out today
I I went to the gym. I ate good. I showered. I did a full routine
routine, I cleaned my room.
What did you guys do today while you were waiting
for me to go live?
No, no, no, no, let's hear what you guys did.
Let's hear what you guys did.
Let's hear what you guys did.
While I was alive, what were you guys doing?
Go ahead, do it.
You studied, woke up and got bread, mad stuff.
Yo, why do you guys, my question is,
why go to school when you can just be a streamer?
Facts are no, like, bro, everyone drop out.
Simple as that, bro, everyone, everyone drop out.
No, I'm dead serious.
I'm dead serious, bro, it's fairs, it's fairs.
Okay, no troll here, no troll, this isn't even a troll.
Take out your college tuition, say fuck it, fuck it.
Tell your parents, take it out, take the money out.
Bro, gamble it.
Then double up your money.
Then put the money back into college
so that you get a free college tuition
and that you have all your money to the side too
to play around with.
What if you lose?
Bro, we don't do what ifs over here.
We don't do none of that negativity, bro.
There's no what ifs in my life.
Can I get some facts?
Thousand bits, I got a promotion at work today,
proud of you Ron, going to the gym and cleaning your room.
It's a huge step to decreasing that 39% body fat.
I, I, I, I, okay.
I don't have, I don't have 39% body fat, bro.
I don't, I don't have that high.
That's not, that's not how high a body fat I have.
That's not, it's not Bruno earth.
Okay. Yeah.
No, some people actually have down, I'm sorry.
Excuse me. Let me stop.
Anyways, um, how are you guys doing today, bro?
Thank you for the five months.
Chud. Okay. Thank you.
What did you guys do today?
Seriously? What did you guys do?
Go into your streets much love.
Thank you for the 13 months of this.
Thank you.
I studied.
I studied.
Okay.
Wait, when do you guys have spring break again?
Is it April or March?
I forget.
I think you guys said it was April, right?
the first week of April?
Holy shit, bro.
You guys have a little bit longer.
You guys actually have a little bit longer.
They've been 11 months, thank you so much.
Bro, what do you guys do when you're on break for school?
I used to literally just go
and sit in my room all day playing Fortnite.
Like, did anything change nowadays?
Like, do kids do anything different?
Like, when I'm on break, I never did shit.
I literally just didn't do shit.
Speaking of Fortnite!
Tong Tong Tong Sahara skin is coming to Fortnights.
Do you see what I see?
Do you see what I see?
I'm dead ass when I say this.
I kid you not.
The internet is so fucking garbage now.
You're telling me triple fucking T got a Fortnite skin before stable fucking Ronaldo.
Are you dead ass?
Are you?
No, no, no, no.
This isn't even funny.
This dead ass isn't even funny.
Am I buying this?
Hell yes.
I'm buying this.
there's zero down my mind there's there's zero down there's your doubt we're all
buying this we we we are all buying this I'm dead ass we yes we yes we every
single person here is buying this you're 40 years old Mario you're the same
person that put the emote in the chat like bro I don't know what it is I'm
not even kidding brain rot might actually be the worst thing that's ever
came to the internet it bro it makes it to the point where I don't think I
should have children like now that I think about it wait but low-key if I do
have children imagine another stable Ronaldo running around bro do I think
about that all the time I feel like the world needs that bro the world no bro
you're not listening to that the world needs two of me no we need bro there
needs to be two of me bro facts let's walk about it what does that even mean
bro like what is this even what does this even mean like I like I don't even
know what is my chat no more bro um you motivated him Ronnie what tonight oh yeah
me and him talk last night I love Max bro we had a nice conversation last night
we went to get food it was nice it was good times bro it was really good
times I glad I got glad I got to catch up with him imagine a mini boba bro
Oh, Boba, get a job.
What is this?
Wait, hold on, hold on, let me pause this.
Let me open the tweet first.
I, wait, what did that say?
What is this?
I exposed New Jersey's Jewish invasion.
Sir, what are you doing?
Can I call the cops on you?
Okay, that's it.
I'll be back.
Oh, brother.
Everybody want you here, please move out.
That's me.
What does this have to do with me?
It's on me and Lakewood, New Jersey.
What does this have to do with me?
largest Orthodox Jewish communities in America one month ago I made a video so
because I'm from New Jersey I have stuff to do with this the Jewish village in
upstate New York was called an anti-semi questioning yes yeah this joke
needs to die brother you guys just like I can't bro and then do the thing do
the thing joke question mark do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it
hi welfare usage among Jews with massive families yeah we'll not see it
So you want me to watch this video? This has 72,000 likes?
Coin steady hands first clip clean he rotates here. This is oh my god
Wait, how long is the video? You're not welcome one hour
Ten gifted from monkey
We got a W monkey in the chat route dead ass dead fucking ass
Can we get a W fucking monkey in the chat? Can we get a W monkey, bro, please?
Please bro, W fucking monkey, bro. You are the first person
What are you guys doing this email for?
You're the first person to gift that many subs this stream because of that
I will make sure to stream one extra minute for you, bro
Hold on. We got a couple linkers coming in like bro. What is this by the sound?
Wait, let's see if I can guess this right ready
That's a that's a nickel
Order easy.
Oh fuck.
Penny, Penny, Penny.
Nickel.
Nickel is on.
That's a dime.
Oh fuck. I was really close bro.
I was really close.
Yo Ghost with the Five!
what what what is this I show speeds PR 2022 what he mainly did is oh no I
don't know if I can watch this teammate oh it's a female not nice bro bro he
fixes PR by he's a good dude Marlon for Burberry
right bro come on bro is he that good looking I'm dead in us like because he
Is he that good looking?
They even had a two one potato.
Okay.
Can't do it all.
Can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't.
Whatever, bro.
You're lucky that I denied my invite.
I was supposed to go to the Burberry Walkway,
but I told Martin I was like,
I was like, bro, I don't want to take this away
from like you, you know what I'm saying?
Like I don't want all the photos to be about me,
et cetera.
So me and Marlin didn't end up going together.
But shout out to Marlin.
What is this? Elrond? What the fuck did I do?
First and foremost, buddy, oh pal. I unfollowed everyone that I'm inactive.
Second of all, if a follow on Instagram determines if I like you, then we're already lost. That's some euphoronic ass shit.
I'm going to go ahead and say no on that one.
How do you even see when someone unfollows you bro?
What like, I don't even, there's been so many people that's unfollowed, I've never
ever like, bro I'd love to play Rocket League with you.
I was actually watching you earlier this morning, you can check, see, I was, yep
see he's live.
I saw you on my recommended and I was like okay I'm going to watch, but I guess
maybe I'm a bad guy for unfollowing someone on Instagram.
What is that, what is that, you need to get a job. What is the point of telling me that, bro?
Yo, yo, I started my stream and all you've been spamming is this fucking dick-doink!
What the fuck is this? Like, dude, I have been practicing.
I have been practicing for the Sidemen charity match.
I've been going to the gym, I've been getting my athleticism back up.
I'm not worried.
I'm deadass not worried.
I'm deadass not worried about it.
Now that's a lie.
Okay.
If I learn how to sprint every single day faster and faster and faster, while pretending to
kick a ball, will I learn like, what do you guys want me to do a treadmill with on?
You want me to start my stream on a treadmill and walk my whole stream?
Like I'm confused.
Goes to air one and says, I'm working out.
You didn't even spell it right.
Yo, Brian, they even it's your one.
What is this?
Oh, here we go.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
She has this cringe, bro.
Put me on a fucking scale, right?
What, bro?
Be honest, I drank a lot of water today.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
First of all, I weighed myself today.
I'm 152 pounds.
152 pounds. Yep, that's not bad. That's not bad.
I hate you guys, bro.
And I'm gonna look good, bro. And I'm gonna look good.
And I'm gonna look fucking good, bro. And I'm gonna look fucking good.
Just wait, dig a six-feet hole in the ground and fill it back up for practice.
What does that even mean, Outlaw?
Like outlaw, are you joining the idiots in my chat?
Eating equals practice, Keqwa?
Like are you joining them?
Like dead ass, no, no, are you dead ass like joining them?
I'm confused.
Say we'll ring that out, though, you know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, hold on.
Let me just get this out of the way.
There we go, bro.
Yeah, I'm just not dealing with that.
I'm dead ass not doing that.
Ugh, what is this?
Soccer explain for Americans.
Brody, I know how soccer offsides work, bro.
I don't need this.
Stupid fuck you guys act like I'm a dingus, bro. Like you guys act like I'm a genuine dumbass
Ron watch this vid to get better at soccer what?
What am I even looking at
Offsides does offsides does offsides
offsides
He's in front of he's in front of both of the players when he gets the ball. That's all sides. That's all sides
Is it not how was that not off sides all sides is if it's
That goalies dog shit by the way, how do you miss this look at this bro if that's me? I'm catching that oh god on my chat
Look at him bro look at him fucking crying bro look
GG. Wait, what happened? Oh no, am I going to get to my address on Twitter?
Hey bro, listen. Honestly, react to Arsenal versus Totem Ben? Oh, shut up. That will be you crying on the bench, son.
First and foremost, I will lock any amount that I play more play time than any of your everyone, bro
I'll let you guys know I got like 30 40 minutes last time playing. I actually think I'm gonna bro
I think so I think I'm gonna do good. I think I'm gonna do good. I'm dead ass. I think I'm gonna do good
official chat what am I looking at bro what is this bro like what am I looking at bro
why is Marlin on this like what Sneak-O like are we dead ass like what are we doing bro
AS2 frat leader vs yo I can't bro no no no I'm a grown ass man bro Drake via IG story
I spent 2026 is Drake gonna even drop this year so you say hey I was beta
Yeah, yeah, this tiktok shit. I don't know who this guy is I can't listen to this shit no more
I bet I can't even listen to this no more no my girlfriend starts giggling to every single tiktok about this like I've seen this already
Bro, I've seen this already like I'm talking like she give sheets giggle ships. I swear to God. Thank you
I'm not gonna give you the information. So what do you do?
Do you waterboard him? Do you sleep deprived him? Do you put him in a cold cell? Do you
beat him? Do you put cockroaches on him? Do you put hummus up his ass?
What do you do? Now the problems with that are several fold. First fold.
Important. Two slab victims going to war after Staple Ronaldo called out Dean deGray
for embracing sparring fans in Venice Beach. I don't even know who you are.
Ain't nothing stable about you. If you know about streaming it's clip farming.
Dummy Dean got slapped by Larry walsh wrong. I saw that very more
How my bear how the fuck
I don't even know you bro. I don't even know the fuck you is. What's the nigga name?
stable rotardo, what's his name doesn't know me but no stable retarded, bro chat oh
Ain't shit stable about you gang. I don't understand. I don't know who the fuck this nigga is
or why he even said like nigga if you don't know a nigga and if you know about streaming
nigga it's clip farming you dumb fuck no fucking way Dean wait what wait can you explain what clips
are and what farming it wait I've never heard about this method before can you explain it bro
I've never been on the internet yo you got slapped by fucking two people in the same weekend fucked
up bro like that it was not clip farming you just got bitched I mean this simple as that it's
It's like when I got slapped by Brad I got bitched. I took it on the chin you didn't you get fucking fell to the ground
Bro, like what your rage went off on to slimy after reacting to his music with the first time on streaming got mad at his chest hitting W
Wait, do you tell me to slimy job more music
What are you talking about bro? What do you what do you talk about?
to slimy
What is the what am I looking for?
Is this the cipher?
I'm 42, and this is the 2026 Underground Sound Cipher.
Who the fuck are these people?
Swag, swag, swag, swag.
Captain swag?
Swag, swag, swag, swag.
Swag, swag, swag, swag.
Count swag, swag, swag.
Count swag, swag, swag.
Count swag, swag, swag.
Is it low audio for anyone else or no?
Hi, bro, I gotta listen to where's too slimy a bro. There's no way it's that bad right like I know he makes bad and like
Oh, here it is. Here we go
Wait, what I say did I say the n-word? Why do you guys say that?
Me? Go back.
What the fuck is music nowadays? I went to the grocery store and left cause I couldn't find a whore. What does that even fucking mean?
What?
What does that even mean that you're the type of dude to get groomed on roblox?
Yo, like what is going on with music bro? Like I'm unfortunately a bar. Okay. So, so okay
Okay, bro. Yeah, you're right, bro. I'm the type to get groomed on roblox. I guess no, I'm the guy
I'm the type. I don't know. You know Joey David five months
Okay, I'm going to slimy bro, it's gotta be that it's gotta be good. No
That's funny.
Hold on, let me put this music up,
because you didn't know that two slimmies
gotta be fucking hard.
Yo, I'm not going to lie,
the Beats are low-key nuts that he uses.
I swear to God.
The Beats are low-key crazy.
Yo, the Beats are crazy!
This is harsh!
What the fuck are you listening to? What the fuck are you listening to?
This guy's on his fucking phone.
That's how bored he is.
What are they nodding their heads to?
Can you tell me what he's saying? Modern day Mozart? More like modern day farts.
Farts. How about that bro? Like what are you-
Stop farts! Stop farts!
Stop farts!
Stop farts!
Stop farts!
I can't. I can't. I can't.
My bro, Jesus fucking Christ.
Last verse.
What are you talking about bro?
It's like watching the Mona Lisa get painted.
But you have a cat!
He died.
Three days ago, what is this?
Burger! I'm sorry, did you just say that his last name is Burger?
I don't get it. We have a cat! He died.
Burger! I don't get it.
Should we bring burger back just to make death jokes about him?
Yo, yo, they but we're now though.
This guy needs to actually get it in life.
I swear to God.
I'm dead serious, bro.
He's just, yo, yo, you know, I'm really just confused.
Rage is just too old to understand.
All right, bro.
All right.
Next up.
I'm not even kidding I look he forgot about Ebola anyone else new tap cap
I
Mean it's 20 months kid. Thank you so much, bro
All right, let's go through this Twitter come real quick because I have actually I'm gonna do it everyone told me
I'm gonna react to that phase video because I heard is actually an interesting video first first animation. What is this?
I started nodding my head bro like it's like
Oh my god, bro, I'm so glad everyone loved everything. I'm so glad you enjoyed it great gifts great gifts
Herb wrong likes fan art. This is dope. I love seeing shit like this on my Twitter, bro. Yo, Scorpi, bro
You have no money nobody
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anything else important that I missed if you look at the first fingerprint to
now the house actually had life and now it's literally depressing wait what the
What the fuck happened to our bushes?
This also shows how Chuddy Ron get.
God.
Alright, bro.
I'm gonna be honest.
I think this is the camera and it's sunny out now.
Am I tripping?
Am I tripping?
Like, bro, I feel like there's no difference.
Bro, there's no fucking difference.
It's winter right now.
That's summer, you fucking dicks!
I like Ron a lot by watching the PO Box.
He says God's name in vain a lot.
It's just a bad habit growing up, bro.
I'm not perfect.
I make mistakes.
I apologize.
I'm having one too broad on.
So we can't just sit here and react to nostalgia every day.
Bro, why don't you get a test drive, a bike on stream today?
Bro, I want to buy one, but $3,500, be honest.
How long am I going to keep a bike for if I buy a bike?
I'm dead ass.
I'm like dead ass.
Like, that's what I'm trying to say.
It's like $3,500.
Like, I feel like I should just rent one.
Yo, did you guys see our front of the house?
Bro, ADAPTS fucking, what is it called?
Community train incoming.
What does that mean?
What the fuck is that?
Everyone's about to get trained.
You've unlocked 890 emotes for chat, but
Hey everybody open up Ralph wait 890 emotes for chat. What do you have to do five or more subs remaining?
Wait, what the fuck is this? I've never seen this a day in my life
Does everyone see this or no
What is this? I don't know this is I'm dead ass
They give it a sub.
Oh, they give it a 5 give the dreams?
Thank you. I don't know what this is.
So did you guys just unlock it?
Guys, stop giving one bits.
Twitch doing everything for your ass to get subs.
Yo, really bro?
Really? Why don't you guys just sub to me
because you love stable run?
Oh no. You fucking dick.
What is going on in my chat?
Alright, go back to putting kekwas, bro.
It's crazy guy thought about retiring in a couple months ago and now he's pushing himself
more than ever.
Yo, you know what's crazy?
It's because of you guys.
I'm dead ass.
All jokes aside, it's dead ass because of you guys.
You guys just keep showing up every day and like, dude, today before I started my stream
because I was live so late, I was like, I was like damn bro, they show up for me every
day.
I have to show up for them.
And I started my stream without hesitation.
It's the W stable, bro.
W community.
W they even a five gifted max much appreciated
2300 emotes for chat. What does this mean? Can somebody figure this out? What does this mean? I
Don't get this. I don't get this. I
Don't get this. I've never seen this before
I've never seen this before
Wait 2300 emotes is this 2300 kekwas. I'm confused. I'm dead ass confused
I'm dead-ass confused. What the fuck was that?
Whatever, bro. Whatever. Hold on. I gotta shut my lights.
Y'all! EDP with the five gift day!
Wait, is that not his name?
All right, bro, that's enough. Everybody pause by putting a smiley face.
Oh, what is this? Thank you so much, Karen, with the fucking five gifted. Appreciate you.
Just saw some kill-it-take-downs talking about how Ron's not going to get invited to
the chairing pass. Does he know? Drop a mean if you know that I know that.
I
Was rewatching some videos a Ron has a new opinion every day Kequah lol
I think he such the boys only missed the house as everyone had hunger now
No one really cares because they achieved everything. Are you dead ass?
You know saga think about a fine gifted
Wait, do you guys actually think I lost my hunger dead serious? Do you think that?
This is like something private by bro. Okay. Don't spam we know like I know how this check goes
Bro, this is the hungriest I've ever been for making content.
Honestly, I can't speak for everyone else, but I'm live almost every single day, even
if I don't have content, and I just like doing shit.
The problem is, the problem is, and let me get some retweets, let me get, don't lie
now, don't lie now, nobody's ever live at the same time.
Bro, Silky's live so late, I'll see his tweets, and he sometimes will be live
on Patreon, like, bro, I miss Silky, go live at like 7 o'clock at least, bro,
so I can see you, please, right?
Lacey and me, we're usually live at the same time.
Adapt, I don't even know what happened.
This dude Adapt now streams at like, seven o'clock.
Eight o'clock, he's never live when I'm live.
He always is live, like right where, like it's like,
Marlon modeling, Jason chopped, like somewhere.
Like bro, by the way, like I just,
we all used to be live at the same time.
That's the truth.
I've told everyone this recently.
I wanted to live by myself at one point.
I just wanted to spot for my storage.
My cat the only reason I say that is only because I feel like same thing with max
I think the reason max is happier is because he has privacy
So it was so it's true, bro. This is true privacy is everything. Can I get some retreats?
it's like have you ever had a brother or a sister and like
You have a room right next to them and then one night you just hear them either jerking off or you hear them
Just like like you know I'm saying having sex or like just something bro
It's like you don't have your own privacy. You don't have your own privacy, bro
You just don't know so none of you guys have ever walked in on your sibling like fucking or masturbating
Dead ass
What would you guys actually do if you walked in
What is this Ron the car channels almost at 200k w
Um, I think the next video I'm doing is something with a revuelta. I could be wrong. I don't want to say just yet
So there'll be a new video. I'm trying my best. I'm trying my best. I'm trying my best
All right anything else
Do it look like I hate girls stable Ronaldo height and feet yes, I am six for five
For a stable queen. Yeah, Chad. What did y'all think about the PO box yesterday? Was it good?
Is it good bro? I actually loved it. It was so good. It was a super long
My influencer project for marketing class about Ron stable. Ronaldo is extremely entertaining
Wait a minute. This is beautiful stable. Ronaldo is extremely entertaining
Charismatic content creator who streams on twitch while also post on most of social medias like Instagram YouTube X and TikTok
He is known for his charismatic energy, funny energy, and his ability to put on a great
short form of clips which has made him relevant since 2020.
He is also known for his love and tasting cars.
He has a Porsche 911 992 GT3 RS with a YSAC package and his Mercedes AMG GLE63 S with
a Brabis package.
I personally watch his streams and videos every day due to his energy, his content
is really watchable for a teenage boy slash young adult male audience.
These most notable brand partnerships were G Fuel,
CashHap, FourLoco, and FaceClick.
I never got paid by any of these, by the way.
Besides FourLoco, but I lost a lot of money.
But thank you, bro, this is amazing.
This is amazing.
This is amazing, bro.
This is good.
Pretty sure one of the top gifters,
Big Country, said to me,
he was spamming to be careful on opening it.
That's sad as fuck.
I was careful.
The bottom, even the stuff under,
it was completely broken.
That was one of the first packages
that we put in the car.
It was broken.
It was so broken.
It was just so broken, bro.
And it's fucked up,
That shit was so dope.
So yeah, Elron, I guess, bro, Elron me.
That golf cart vid is insane.
Makes you wonder what it could have been.
SpongeBob sitting down for some coffee.
Okay, you know what?
I was told to watch this vid.
I need to watch this.
Is it that good?
Get ass, is it that good, bro?
Like, I don't understand.
What's was?
And no, and no, I did not watch the video.
I skipped through the video yesterday on stream.
Please.
Please, please.
There y'all do it, bro.
Oh my god, we did it yesterday. Why skip?
All right, listen
The real story behinds face collapse
First and foremost if you're watching this
Everything that you see is AI generated. I have no involvement with said former group face clan
I don't really know anything about it. I don't know what's gonna be said in this video
I will not speak about anything and yeah, bro. I just really wanted to watch as all sort of AI
On the day that FaZe Clan uploaded their first video to YouTube, nobody here was there today.
I mean Instagram didn't exist.
Wait, FaZe has been around since...
Okay, how many pauses do you think I'm gonna get first of all?
My guess is 13.
FaZe has been around since fucking 2010.
I didn't even know that.
Kraft hadn't officially released, and Drake was yet to drop his debut album.
Okay, so...
Wait, that's crazy.
For over 15 years, FaZe Clan has constantly sat at the top of the innermost food
chain and like some sort of uncalibra giant. Classic! I guess this thing is true. The bigger
they are, the harder they fall. Over the course of just 72 hours, every member left the work.
I officially left FaceClan. And down like a line. Who's left in Face? Who's left? Like
Not the pro not the con teams or like the teams like who's left as a content creator
Mike
Wait Mike is actually locked in a fucking contract for life
Not sure brother. How do you kill the unkillment is it money? Where's the money?
How does the biggest org in the world
Get replaced by a towering agent.
When it comes to phase clan, there's a lot that goes into it.
I mean, you're talking about 15 years of problems building up until it's final death.
So before we really dive into the good stuff, we need to get everybody on the same page.
At least on the important stuff.
But don't worry, we're going to speedrun it.
Ready?
On a macro level, you have two areas of phase.
Where is the good video?
And there's new phase.
When it comes to OG phase, there's four names that matter the most.
Thanks for all the emotes in the chat bro, choo choo, the train is over, if you got piped,
say me.
They're the thonin' bothers, they took FaZe from a clan tag and called it the duty lobbies
to one of the biggest names on the internet.
FaZe Clan?
FaZe Clan.
Together they built one of the earliest blueprints for social media, pioneering things like content
houses and paving the way for the next generation of creators.
OG FaZe reached the heights that it did because of how genuine it was.
When they first started this whole thing, being an influencer wasn't even a thing.
True, this is true.
As the internet changed, OG phased Dynamo on the side as social media began a business,
the crippling dollar that started.
This guy got introduced by a company called Apex.
The founders brought someone in to help them grow as an actual company.
Steph came in and immediately started fighting for him.
That original CEO brought in more people.
Oh my god, oh my god, I know some of these people.
Listen, I'm not going to say anything about any of these people.
Let me tell you, there's a person in this that, oh my god, actually, I look
He can't speak on it because I didn't saw this has nothing to do with anything reason
Listen brother
There's someone who just stole like eight million dollars while I was fucking part of it
Let me just say man investors until eventually it was too late
I literally heard with my own ears
You know people that got hired within a month or two saying we don't need the founders
The founders were essentially stripped out of their company and the friendship the phase was built on was shattered because of it
The corporate leaders took face public and it started out hot.
I'll never forget the first time I joined FaZe, you could see it.
Oh, I'm bushed out of it because of it.
The corporate leaders...
I got told to put on a dollar sign.
Yeah, oh my god.
Bad times, bro. I should have known.
The leaders took face public and it started out hot with a billion dollar valuation.
Um, and, you know, it's, you know...
But within a year, the stock plummeted.
The company was on the verge of...
Everyone knew that she was gonna happen.
Everyone was right around the corner.
Well, that sounds horrible.
It was actually the best case scenario for FaZe.
This was the brand's second chance.
The company was running to the ground because the people running it didn't understand it.
This rock bottom was the birth of new things.
To fix the problems behind the crash, a company called Gamescore acquired faiths and broke
the people who knew it best back into leadership roles.
The founders were back driving the shit.
We're taking this back and we're running it the f**k up and your boys got plans.
For the past two years we've watched his face plan return to the ground.
Yo, this is like, I'm not gonna lie, this is actually gonna make me sad.
I feel like watching this is like this is gonna make me genuinely sad. I already know it's gonna be sad, bro
Like let's fall or dominating the internet is a bro. That was the first time me adapt Jason
I think it was me adapt Jason and who else was it Lacey?
Who else bro?
We all we went to the hundred thieves bro. This was banks idea. It was actually funny as fuck
We went to the hundred thieves compound and we put a fucking phase flag over it completely
We spray-painted it completely uninvited, like they didn't even know, and it was funny as shit.
Because NadeShot was going against banks.
Friends who really seem to be having fun making content.
Or at least, that's how it's seen.
Because we've now, for the second time, seen FaceClack crash and burn.
Except this time, I don't really think it's getting back up.
It's sad, bro.
Because this really did mean something to me, bro.
So how does that happen?
How do you get a second chance, do everything right, and still end up here?
Well, what I've come to realize is that the revival of Faze did play on the corner of the
first mark, and to best explain it, we've got to start back at the blank slate, just
a few months before the game score acquisition.
This puppy is crashing harder than DB Cooper when he jumps out of bad airplane, a 95.8%
decrease in his disastrous.
So early 2023, Faze's stock is in a free fall.
Mass layoffs are happening left and right in all of the face numbers. Okay. Okay. I could probably clear this up. First of all
I'll argue with anyone here. There's not a single org org and I'm talking org
There's not a single org. That's profitable. There's none. It's impossible without running like a certain type of business
Or is you're not profitable. They're not profitable
None of them none of them wrong. Tell me which one Sidemen's not an org. Sidemen's a favorite. They're turning to a business
I'm talking about org. I'm talking about an organization G2. No profitable. They're not profitable
I think they're not probably they're not they're no you're never gonna it's impossible, bro
You're not bat cave. I don't know what that is. So maybe maybe there's a couple
Maybe the amp II amp is not an organization amp. He's a friend. I got turned into a business. They're smart organization is
I'm talking about
like
like nRG
Battali like all these things like there's no that they're not they're not
Hundred thieves is fuck. No, not even close
It's a mess.
The board finally realizes it's over.
They're bleeding money, they've got no plan to turn it around, and no investment bank
wants to touch them.
So no, they do the only thing left.
They start shopping and they're running around.
Basically looking for someone willing to make face, they're a problem.
I don't know how long it was until the game's course of stop.
Who's your favorite OG?
I don't know to be honest.
But I think for the first time in a long time, us four founders kind of were
We're talking, you know, actively.
I love Apex, bro.
I remember even being to this picture of us forcing up to something, and it was like us
four outside of like a mirror, there was like an elevator.
Nothing's in stone yet, you know, we're still figuring things out, but I pray and I hope
that things do, and I just genuinely believe they do.
Even if things go south, as long as we're unified, we're on the same side, I think
in the end of the day, we'll win.
I just genuinely, I don't know what it is, is that something's telling me, my
soul is telling me, everything's gonna work out, I believe it.
we met as a group of four for all these months trying to figure out what to do next. Decisions
are made, things happened, and then, you know, Banks took the reins, and then it was kind
of like just a bank show at that point. And I'm not necessarily saying that in a good
or bad way, I'm just saying that's what happened.
The founders got together and came up with a plan to take Flies back. They worked together
to write a term sheet and pitched it to the board. Ultimately the board said no,
conversation shifted to an off from Game Square. On paper, the deal looked simple enough. Game
Square would buy FaZe Clan for $14 million in an all-stock transaction. They'd bring the
Three founders back, put them in leadership roles, and let them actually run the company.
The board approved it, and the three founders signed it, and one didn't.
Now building a business on social media is harder than most people think.
I mean, growing a following is one thing, but-
Actually making money from it is a totally different beast.
That's where WAP comes in.
WAP is an internet market,
designed to run every part of your online business.
You can sell key checkers in this WAP at the link.
Back in, up.
So are you actively like fighting against it
or were you just like tapped out?
The news streamers, the new guys?
Like corporate coming back in.
The news streamers, bro,
Rain and Adapt literally went to dinner with me
and Klicks, told me, I think I've told you guys
this right, Rain and Adapt went to dinner
with me and Klicks and said,
Ron and Klicks, leave NRG, join this shit,
you're gonna go up.
I said fuck you, I'm gonna fan a phase forever.
Clicks didn't.
And phase being-
Corporate going back in of million percent
against the corporate shit,
the new guys I was not against.
Once the acquisition was announced,
the PR loaded articles started rolling out.
Apex, Tempher, and Banks
working together to revive the brand.
They gave us a chance to revive the brand again.
Like, 100,000 percent.
This is gonna be a movie,
and I plan to make everybody
who thought they caught a bag and caught a lick
on your boy look like a retard.
Yo!
Behind the scenes, GameScore made a move
they would change everything. They took phase clean and split it in two. Esports and social
media. For years, those ran under one roof. Now they were separate entities. Esports stayed
under the original legal structure, but the content side, the streamers, the houses, the
whole culture of this fell under a brand new company called phase media.
When this is the problem, they're both from a low mass business. They met somehow. They
bonded over crypto. Next thing I know, he's investing $11 million in a phase media.
after the acquisition finalized, Game Square sold 49% of Phase Media to Matt Kaelish, the
co-founder of DraftGames for $11 million.
That whole structure of how that went down, I was not informed.
I was in the picture.
If you go look at the picture of the article, I was standing in the picture.
But did I know anything about that article, or the detail that was happening?
No, not at all.
By late April, the revival began all again.
This was a good time.
I'm going to be honest with you.
The revival of Phase when we first came, I mean, that's just iconic.
Like most of their roster clean, leaving just a handful of OGs.
Then they announce the new roster.
A group of streamers that have as well known online.
You can hate the new guys as in us.
Richard.
Hey.
I don't care.
Let's have a chat.
You dropped the roster, bud.
Bro, like people like this, whoever the fuck this guy is, right?
Bro, people were mad because they dropped people
who stopped making content, stopped doing anything,
stopped doing any type of content.
And they wanted everyone to be trickshotting again.
I'm going to be honest, I don't care.
No, bro, there's a good group of people that trick shot and trick shotting is still cool, but this is not what it used to be I
Think you also dropped the ball the internet was correct to voice their opinions, but banks had a vision
It's easy to hate it's hard to apologize for doing what feels right
I can't apologize for wanting this to be fun again
I can't apologize for trying to do right by the brand if it was the right decision to step away
Or get out of the way
I would do that in two seconds because I'm indebted to phase clean
I've seen phase be mismanaged and abused the life sucked out of there's so long that like all
All I want to do is I want to see the brand run and run and drive because it deserves to he knew if you take a
Group of guys wow classic
classic
Holy Nostal, well, I'm trying to tell you guys
desktop streams are I
Don't care, bro. It's iconic
Nick brother. This is the most iconic moments of my career, bro. I'm dead ass. I love it, bro
I actually love it. I did s I can't wait until this summer. I swear chat you can clip this remember this
Summertime bro. I have to do late night streams again facts or no like right now during winter and early
That's okay, dude late night streams in the summer. We got to bring it back. We have to bro
We get it. We we dead ass have to wait, but there's no point not to it's the middle of summer
Everyone's relaxing everyone's chilling bro like bro. We have to be doing this late at night. Like I'm dead ass
We got to be late nights. We games podcast something bro
If you take a group of guys throw them into an environment where everything is carefree
Oh, man, bro, I don't know why I just laugh because this is reminding me of when a dad
I ate his cheeks
I remember this. Oh
My god, I'm sorry. I just I don't know bro. I just I don't know it just reminded me this screen shot
You don't remember that this was this day one
What are these girls bro? They look at me?
He let them have fun and capture it on camera. It works
It's the same strategy from the face in New York house
He was just trying to recreate that with that 11 million from that Kailish phase created the perfect
Content ideas hired an entire support staff removed any stress about
money or bills and just let the streamers make the best content possible.
And by the end of 2024, it did work.
The new phase roster had taken over the internet.
Their clips flooded TikTok.
Their streams became some of the biggest on the platform.
They all sat in the- Wait, Pete, is this guy just scrolling my reals tab?
This is Mario.
This is literally Mario's- This is literally Mario's text on everything.
Beside this.
Mario, Mario, Mario, Mario, Mario, Mario, Mario, Mario, like-
TikTok, their streams became some of the biggest on the platform.
They all set new peaks, breaking viewership and subscriber records.
At the streamer awards, FaZe Clan was named the best content org.
Banks's vision was proven right.
You guys heard the story a million times, I guess I can run it through.
I forgot Jay said all this to me, so I remember this.
Still in front of us, me and my boy, shout out Tommy,
Grain, Apex, got it back.
The only thing that there was to really do, which was wipe the slate clean, hit the reset button.
Is that a pub? Yo, is that stable or not?
Wipe the slate clean with the reset button.
Rows go 39mm, Audemars, Paget, Skeleton, AP?
Wow.
Get the fresh start.
People told us we were dumb, people told me I was ruining phase, people asked me,
Who the f**k is Lacey? Who the f**k is Blackboy Max? They weren't all the f**k.
I'm not gonna lie. People knew me, but like, they just knew me f**king being annoying.
It's filthy. I guess now they know. Damn!
They don't know Jason yet. My worst year turned into my best.
I ended up peaking at new levels that I never thought I could hit.
You know, I met all my friends here that I like to call family.
Yeah, what is it? A video stable or a model? What is it?
This year has been crazy, y'all, y'all changed my life, obviously, this is fire, this is fire.
We come on for more rewards next year for sure, for sure, for sure.
But as 2025 came into the picture, things started to shift and to understand why we
need to talk about money, specifically who owned what and who was left holding back.
When Game Square formed FaZe Media, it started as a textbook 51 49 split, Game Square moved
all of FaZe's IP. Logos and trademarks sent this new entity and kept 51% control. Matt
Kalish invested 11 million for the other 49%. That cash went straight into FaZe Media's bank account,
funding the houses, the staff, the whole revival. Simple enough. But then in June 2024, a third
player entered the game. Banks wanted his piece, so he took out a $9.5 million loan from Matt
Kalish, then used it to buy out exactly half of Game Square's stake, making him a 25.5%
owner of the company. Diamond Hands by Game Square. But if Banks has been involved in this
process since they won, and gave Game Square the blessing to buy the entirety of FaZe Clan,
as he has said, how though? Did he end up letting them sell an eighth of the business
back to him for basically $10 million when they bought the entire thing for $14 million?
Like why give Game Square- Yeah, why?
Your blessing to then turn around and buy an eighth of the company?
Well, I think the most obvious answer is the correct one here, where it wasn't planned
and things just started happening and you took advantage of it as things popped up.
Here's the thing.
Unlike Kailash's original 11 million, which went into building phase media, banks' 9.5
million didn't help the brand at all.
So that money went straight to GameSquare's corporate balance sheet.
GameSquare got paid, and they were willing to sell because they'd already gotten what
they wanted.
Listen to the CEO of GameSquare say it himself.
Really, there's two main assets.
The first was the phase media.
The phased media side of it was an asset that we helped clean up, but for us in the
public company environment, our focus was on phased eSports, gives us real reach with
the audience.
Phased eSports is profitable, it's growing.
It's adding with us.
Phased media is still in a bit of a rebuild, it's burning a bit of cash.
The media side, the streamers, the content was just an add-on they were happy to offload.
They got the eSports teams, they actually wanted us $9.5 million in cash for selling
half of something they considered a bonus.
But GameScore got paid twice.
In November of 2024, they entered into a $10 million convertible note transaction with
Matt Kalish.
To translate, Matt Kalish gave them another $10 million in cash to pay off some other
round of debt.
And in return, he could either take shares in Game Square itself or claim their remaining
25.5% stake in Phase Media.
This is like so much. I'm not even kidding. This is overwhelming.
This is anyone with a woman a little. I mean, but I, I, I, it's going to be a part of my, I, I just have to watch.
I literally just have to watch. And you know what I'm saying? Like this is it's a lot.
It's a lot, bro. It's a lot.
First 2025, the deal closed. Game scores remaining equity was transmitted by
Taylor making the semi-largest share of this media with 75.5%
That's true. Founder of Drake.
Should I check my app and see if I still have shares?
I don't even know what app it is, bro.
Wait, I think I have it right here.
Oh, I think I'm cunt.
Wait a minute.
Let's see.
I mean, probably it takes away when you leave,
when you go against the contract.
So I mean, I understand.
I'm just curious.
phone call right now yes I'm live right now okay all right it's not my lawyer you
idiots that's the guy from Mercedes company in my car oh yeah I lost my
count Kings is Matt Kalash who is on the board at phase so to recap games were
about phase plan for $14 million in stock true household half of the company
back to banks and true for 20 million in cash and still got to keep the part
of the company they actually created, the eSports teams.
Meanwhile, Matt Kaelish, who poured over $30 million
into the revival of FaZe,
and once he got majority ownership,
he started trying to recoup that money.
From day one, Banks and Kaelish seemed closely aligned.
What's going on, buddy?
Matt, you're on vlog right now.
In August of 2024, Banks set on a podcast
that Banks Group owns the majority of FaZe Media.
So FaZe Media is a company that we just set up
A couple months back, Bank's group actually owns the majority of it now, 74.5% of it.
Well, not bad.
And just days after Kalish received GameSquare's 25.5%, Bank's tweeted out that he owned 100%
of Faze Media, which I'm pointing out, which is us, by the way, not because he's essentially
framing the two of them as just one entity, almost like they're inseparable.
By May 20, Faze Media's conversation about structuring Faze started happening.
At this point, money was flowing one way, Faze funded talent covering six figures
per month in rent, content costs, staff, food, but wasn't seeing anything really come back.
How does the business of FaZe work now? Like, who owns FaZe? Obviously, we don't own a crazy,
crazy amount because we're not the ones who put up- Can I even say how much is my contract?
I mean, how much I did on it? I don't even know. Millions of dollars a month to do the house.
Millions of dollars for employees, for content or whatever.
But I'll be honest with you, the one thing I can't say is like, I don't know.
Well, how do I award this?
I mean, right now, we're spending just our rent,
and nothing's really changed.
It's very interesting how it's multiple six figures before.
I don't know.
Oncership deals with G Fuel and Forloko with millions,
but millions go quick when you're bankrolling
an entire content operation.
Leadership started negotiating a revenue split with talent.
Rumors online speculated 80-20.
Talent keeps 80% and face takes 20% of everything.
Twitch revenue, YouTube ad money,
sponsorships, the whole works.
They were supposed to sign a contract where they would be giving up 20% of their income
to join FACE.
I'm gonna be honest.
Hayden, that's wrong.
That's wrong.
You guys freaking know you got 20%?
That whole narrative got posted by like pages, that was literally, that was literally strong.
Everyone is live.
Everyone is live.
That was like nothing.
That was literally nothing.
It's not crazy.
20%?
That's like a market rate.
Probably not much came from these early talks.
Faze kept paying rent and covering content costs.
Meanwhile, the talent kept growing.
Stream viewership's rising, subscriber counts climbing.
The guys in Faze were printing money as some of the biggest names on the internet, and
Faze was still paying most of their expenses.
I live in an $80,000 a month house with all of my best friends.
Yo, this house looks so clean here.
What the-
Yo!
Shut the fuck up!
Who the fuck is that?
Who the fuck is that?
Who the fuck is that?
Who the fuck is that?
Who the fuck is that?
Who the fuck is that?
Shut the fuck up!
Fucking sketch on a bike bro.
I get to wake up whenever I want.
I get to go live whenever I want.
And I get to do whatever I want for free.
And then I get to make 100% of the money I make from it.
How can I not sit here and be blessed?
A trade mark was filed for a talent agency called Horace, who was filed by Faze Media.
By the end of the summer, two things happened.
First, after a series of drama that Banks was constantly at the center of, the talent
asked him to step down publicly from his role as CEO.
Banks doesn't make content, and the backlash from his actions ultimately fell into the
talent's chance.
They were the ones left answering for it.
So he stepped down.
Faze Bank stepped down as CEO of Faze Clan.
Banks had just recently stepped down as CEO.
There's a lot of being handled in the back end
that you just don't need to know about.
Second, after negotiations continued to escalate,
one member decided to leave Faze entirely.
Yes, I'm leaving Faze.
Like I just say, I can't fully go into it.
I can't.
I'm leaving Faze.
But I am leaving.
Plyboy Max said he wanted to build something
that he actually owned and shared concerns
over what Control Town actually had.
A person who introduced me tells me, according to...
Alright, like I feel like I just gotta watch and just like enjoy the content. I'm dead ass like I dead ass like I
My assistant and my creative director at the time who were sitting in on all calls because they're on my team
Tell me I have to fire my manager
And get rid of her or I can't be here if I have infinite money
Would you buy phase if phase were up for grabs and I won like a billion dollars?
I swear to God swear to God put this on everything put it on the Bibles
I put it on my dead relatives everything. I would literally buy face and just give it to everyone. I swear to God
Swear, but it'll probably never be for sale
Because the face can make that I lie bro. I'm not lying
I would literally give it back to us even if I if I had like if I won the lottery
I would dead-ass buy it and just give it to the guys. That's like my pen forward. I swear. I swear
Not you guys
But honestly if I was a billionaire
I wouldn't be a billionaire longer than a day because I give all my money away. This is the furniture and the staff here
What did that message just say?
Ask mr. Beast to buy it and make it feast a phase. All right. Yeah, Yugi you are rich. Yo, Yugi
You're also this yo, Yugi
I saw a clip of you crying on tiktok and now the search board says Yugi makes Yugi cry like y'all you just can't make shit up
Also make it disappear as negotiations continued. Heart Scope was going the agency started hiring employees
Started to make a portfolio piece based on the success of face by mid November logos were being finalized long-term phase employees
Were being transitioned to the new agency
It was becoming clear that Heart Scope was the future of the business for Matt Kalish then he made his full-time focus
Matt Kalish announced that he was stepping down from his role as the president of draft Kings a company
He co-founded 12 years ago and turned into a billion dollar behemoth. I decided to leave draft Kings
and transition out to do this full-time Juvaunch Hardscope, which is kind of the platform that
Phase operates on. I felt like it was the right time for me to go all in on that, and I'm really
excited to be doing it." In his announcement post on LinkedIn, he teased what was coming next,
a new platform focused on the creator economy. But he closed with something that, in hindsight,
sounds a bit eerie. It reads, while I am keeping the details close to the vest until
mid-December, those who know me understand my DraftKings DNA runs deep. In everything we
do, we always play to compete fiercely and win.
The official launch of Hardscope happened at the Streamer Awards.
Welcome to the 5th annual Streamer Awards.
Oh man, what a night this was.
The same night that FaZe Clan headed to High.
The same night multiple FaZe members stabled their names into internet history.
The same night FaZe was crowned the best content org for the second year in a row.
Two years in a row. I just got chills. No troll. I like two years in a row, bro.
Hardstube's launch video ran multiple times throughout the event, broadcasting how they
revived Face Clan and were now opening their services to creators and brands alike.
That's when conversations ended and Ultimatums began. Sign a contract or get out.
You know when this started up we just want to
uh uh order the year again that same night went to hell chat we didn't even have time to celebrate
that same night cooked gg it was genuinely perfect for two years bro back to back orgs of the year
like the guys were crushing it everybody was doing their own thing i just think the infrastructure
that was put around phase the last two years i don't know what's going on i don't know how it
You know, it led to that, like the things can get so bad that everyone's forced out because of just, just stupid deals.
And Horg isn't anything without the talent.
The entirety of face, both the streamers who had just joined and those who'd been part of it for over a decade officially left them.
It, you know how it's...
I don't know, okay, I can't fathom how insane it is.
Like, every member just gone. Like, it's insane.
Like, 20 million views on a tweet just saying, leaving, like, do you understand how like...
Horg.
Watch out y'all, see in the news.
We'll see in the news.
I don't be cliche, I don't wanna drag this,
but as you can tell by the title, I left phase
and it's really something like I said,
I don't be cliche, but some of it
I never really expected to say.
I officially left phase clan.
You know, I decided to leave.
I believe it, y'all.
I was a silkie on a VTuber.
Obviously, it was at our best intention
to leave phase clan.
I have officially left phase clan.
You heard something funny, I said this last time.
We didn't even mean to do the silky slides were under him bro. So it was like he was still there
I have officially left face land it is sad man. It really really is sad
Oh, especially for me, man, we got so close to fixing it and we just want to order the year and
It's sad, bro
It is even now
I'm not it's sad
Fourteen years later that this is how I
Was supposed to die as phase Ronaldo
Face stable or not. I was gonna go down the road
You guys know that I was gonna go down the road of just dying as that like that is what I wanted to be
I wanted to I wanted to be a face. It's I was literally
Ten years old 11 years old. I don't know really thinking he was the villain here
It's hard to blame Matt Kalish for wanting to recoup the 30 million
he poured into this thing. In the direction he's taking with hard scope, it's objectively
a more sustainable thing. Something you can actually see when he's a content group never
could. As for the talent, if those contracts had been on the table from day one, a lot
of them probably would have signed. But you can't expect them to sign now. Not when
they're this big. Not when they've seen what happens when someone else controls
your brand. Because phase prove it. Twice. Social media is a business now. And if
you don't own what you build, someone else will.
Being faced forever would be lame, though.
Independent work is goaded.
So you guys like me when I'm just independent,
is that what it is?
Not like independent, but just being me.
Like, I feel like the one thing that I did is I just,
I locked in more knowing that like,
I've got, like, the one thing that I started to realize,
I think, and I think you guys saw in live action,
was that you can never rely on anyone
or anything forever.
You can't.
You can't.
It's unpredictable.
The only thing you can ever rely on,
It's a life lesson.
Honestly, it's a life lesson.
The only thing that you can rely on is yourself.
It's the truth.
You can only rely on being yourself and doing shit yourself.
No one cares about you in this world
and that's the sad truth.
And it's deep, bro.
It is deep.
Especially it's deep for people who don't wanna hear it
because they'll just deny it.
Nobody cares about you, bro.
Nobody.
I'm sure your family loves you,
but I'm talking like when you're 90 years old
and everyone's dead, your family, your friends,
your sisters, your brothers, your dog, your girlfriend,
your wife, whatever it might be, and you're alone there.
The only person who's gonna be there for you is you.
We'll decide what happens to it.
This was one of the worst decisions
I've ever made in my entire life.
I gave up my entire adult life to this.
I have never made not one singular dollar
When it comes to banks and what he owns, things get pretty blurry fast.
From the surface, it looks like Hart's scope falls under phased media, which would mean
that if Banks' Thelonious shares of phased media, he'd technically be a part owner of
this new talent agency.
You know, the one that's now the full-time focus of a multi-billionaire with a proven
track record of scaling companies to insane heights? Banks has tiptoed around this topic.
From what I've seen, he's never publicly said he sold his shares. He's just said that he's not
involved in Faze, but has never spoken a word of hard scope. But all in all, the real problem
with Faze was never the people. It was always the same impossible question. How do you turn
magic into a business without killing the magic? Faze Media, Banks, and Kalish still own the IP
for Faze. Can it ever exist again? You know, while it's in their hands because they
They technically own the IP.
I don't think anyone will ever buy it,
nor will I ever think it would be for sale, to be honest.
At this point, Matt Kiddish has enough money
to just let that guy if he wants to,
and just never sell it again.
And I don't know, really anything could happen.
Would you want to see FaZe revive,
come back from the dead once again,
even if that meant that you couldn't be a part of it?
I don't envision that it's gonna be attempted
to be revived, but maybe I'm wrong.
I really don't know.
I think everybody is kind of like just defeated at this point.
They've given up, like they always have a sliver of hope.
It's like not even an ego way.
It was like, fuck, how do I say this?
I mean, word is properly.
I think face can always come back, you know what I'm saying?
Especially people that are involved, they do amazing stuff.
And as long as they work hard, they could do anything.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm going to get that one out of the way.
But I do think that we had such a big push
and we all really cared about it that it was just,
It's honestly saddening.
Maybe even me, like why I still live in LA?
Like what the fuck?
Why I still live in LA?
Like I've been in this apartment for five years,
and I hate it.
Why do I live here?
Maybe like the whole time I lived here,
like I wanted to move,
but there was a sliver of,
maybe something will change in phase.
I want to make sure I'm here for it.
I don't know.
Maybe that's the reason.
I think part of my part of me needs to just bury it
and move on with my life.
Damn.
As hard as it is.
I always love it.
I always wish for the logo and the company to be successful.
I just don't know what that would mean
if it came back again.
The ultimate downfall of face clan
highlights the fundamental problem
with the business model behind content groups.
We've seen it time and again.
They're destined to fail.
The only group that has truly stood the test of time
is the Sidemen.
And the reason why is pretty simple.
They own the company themselves.
Every member has equal shares in voting power.
But most importantly,
their friendship is priority number one.
And that's what makes FaceClient's story so tragic.
They had that too once,
but as the business evolved,
it shredded everything that the logo once stood for.
The reason Face fell apart
is there was no glue in the foundation of our friendship.
What makes me sad is like, no way we built something that low key just changed the internet.
It did. And yet we built something so beautiful yet don't have an unbreakable content.
That alone tells me that there was no saving phase because if the brother hide wasn't there,
phase isn't there.
I think as things got bigger, as a lot more people got involved, I think everyone just grew apart
and just had different things we focused on outside of phase.
That's like a normal life thing.
Anyways, you grow apart for people but throw in all this.
and it's just like, you know what really sucked the most
was the only time that we would talk was about problems.
In 2021, I actually was against the severe financial issues.
I'm actually curious.
The most, that's like a normal life thing.
Anyways, you grow apart from people,
but throw in all this and it's just like,
you know what really sucked the most was
the only time that we would talk was about problems.
That's crazy.
Cause like, I feel like that happened a lot with us
towards the ending of the organization.
And I feel like I was doing just so much stress on everything.
And I think that's why you guys saw us
less and less together at first.
And I think that's honestly,
why Max pushed himself to leave, to be honest.
And like, I think it was just, it's just so much like,
I don't know, there's a lot, there's a lot.
2021, I actually was dealing with severe financial issues
because I paid a billion dollars in medical bills.
I've been saying to family expenses, taxes of course,
I was getting rents left and right
while making no income.
And they just knew that and they wanted to give me a lump sum of like what 500k that they owed me and they said the son of NDA we're not paying it.
All my mom, the mom, they're trying to hold this money over my head. I know we need it. I'll sell my cars. I'll sell my jewelry. I'll sell whatever it takes.
I'm not doing it.
I didn't even know about that.
And I love my family because they were proud.
I hear, okay.
I do still feel the human emotions of being sad thinking if I think too deep of it or look back at old videos or whatever like it gives me a really weird feeling.
feeling in my stomach.
Okay, I'm not that worse than that.
Yeah, I think we were just talking about...
Oh, the NDAs.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm not bad, because that time is so sensitive for me, bro.
Like, because again, one thing I don't like is, like,
I'm the only one that did sign the NDA,
and like, they were trying to force me to get the money,
and I, they knew everything I was going through.
I don't know if Apex is too much,
but Tommy and Banks are saying,
I don't see the problem, sign the NDA.
What do you want us to do?
And this is screwing me up, bro,
because they did not see a singular issue
with them holding money over my head
and saying like, no, Simon's NDA or we're not giving you shit.
I'm not Simon's NDA.
Yeah, it's not.
It's not the best.
Unfortunately, where we're at, are we all ever going to see him again?
No, probably not.
I was going to say maybe when someone dies, but I think even if someone dies, I don't
know if everybody, I can't tell you who would show up and who wouldn't.
Some of us will never be able to get it out of our system, bro, because it's such
a 101 experience.
I'll never get to be a kid again, all right?
So I'll never get to build my childhood dream as a kid and watch it come to fruition.
You know I have just a deep love genuinely for like phase everything to do phase all the people that were in it all the people that
Supported it just sucks that most people are gonna remember it for the nastiness that kind of happened
But like people that know no they were that experienced with that feeling that I can't put into words
No, and I like I love I just love to have that same
Feel and I'm sure a lot of people that are watching this are those people too
So, you know, I'll be I'll be on the internet watching and figure out where to plug in like I said
But yeah, nothing much to say, but thank you guys for having me on it and you know
Shout out to everybody that supported phase at any point. I I appreciate it
That is actually like that's I'm not even kidding bro like
It's a good video. It's a good video. Honestly, like the one take away I can say for me is
it's like, man, it's like, I guess how do I work this? Like, I don't know. Just nuts.
Actually just nuts. Gently, generally. Generally, bro. It's like, how do you fuck something
up that one over the year two times in a row like did you guys ever expect this shit to like I don't
even know bro data I don't even know I never bought a day in my life and data as to what is going on
in my food what is this a lot reaction to that oh man good video bro w fucking reacts w fucking
reacts bro hopefully one thing that i will say is i do hope one day there is a future of us being
in a group though you know i'm saying like a real group and like even if it never gets to the same
level bro i just i love making content i deadass love making content so much and i love being in
the house with my friends that even if i don't care if it makes like sidemen type of money
I don't I just I just want to live with people when I create content, bro
Did s a frame group question mark question mark a difference between a frame group and then living with each other
Bro, it's very different if you live with people you know that
It's not that easy. I mean right now. We're living with each other and we don't overspend at all
I don't I still don't let me stop talking
Let me stop. All right. Uh-huh. Anyways, good fucking reacts W's W's W's
I'm confused. Did XQC look what XQC said what?
Alright bro, did XQC actually want to play games or was I getting one guy'd be honest was I getting one guy'd like what's like
What is he playing bro?
Like this guy's actually a fucking drooler, bro. I'm not playing this boring ass game like what the fuck am I looking at bro? No
It's a good game you want me to run around as a fucking gulf first
this is going to be. Come on.
This is going to be. Yeah, I'll
run it over right here, but
what is this? All right, let me
know what you see. What's it
called? Low key these segments
for peak. This house. Okay, it
was because it was summertime,
right? I'm not getting
clickbaited, right? Mods.
Please tell me. Please tell me.
And green is fucking out because it's in the fucking summertime you bot
There's no I miss this many times right
But why does it say shots miss 21?
You gave up outlaw counting how many shots miss
You know I'm not even kidding from a perspective of seeing the ball now from the camera
I might actually be the most unathletic fucking human ever how the fuck does
There we go, that's not even bad, bro. That was like 30 shots
It's lazy even here it's aware can't wait. Let me talk about
What is this?
Oh my god!
Kekwa Kekwa Kekwa
Excuse me, he's calling
What do you want?
What do you want?
What do you mean what do we want?
What are you talking about?
Are you talking like you're cool as hell?
I'm not even gonna lie
That looks kinda cool
I'm not even gonna lie to you, I was kinda sick
What up?
Are we just gonna play the three of us?
Yeah, I mean, I mean, I mean, what are you guys playing by golf us super battle golf?
Yeah, bro, I'm looking at these lobbies are like my players don't okay on answer this
Do you want me to join a lobby or do you want to just do the three of us?
Wait, what is super I'm confused. What is super battle golf, bro?
It's you it's golf
You load in bro we ain't got all day
John I came out is it heard and here was he Bob
Oh, going for a blind look at the street lobby's for you to have a good taste.
I guess not.
What is y'all?
I'm confused at what it is.
So it's golf or do it slow?
I'm a little confused.
Push it with the cameras.
Push it.
Push it.
Hey!
Yeah!
Dude!
How?
Bro, it's golf but you can kill each other.
How about we get on a real man's game, bro?
I can't shoot anymore!
I wanted zero comprehension skills. Oh my god. God forbid. God forbid. God forbid. Yeah, do that. Yeah, do it. Do these emails, bro
I don't care. God forbid. I'm like, oh my god. I just it does not look interesting to me. Wow
like I
Hate this chat go ahead spam Keck walks
Like what is this bro
Okay so we get, the.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Get down!
No!
Get him!
Right here!
Right here!
Ahh!
No, no, no.
I'll law, I'll law.
But I'm being trolled, right?
I'm being trolled, right?
Get out!
Get out!
Get out!
Get out!
Get out!
Get out!
Get out!
Get out!
Get out!
Help me, I'm dead.
You hate every game that's not a shooter or rocket leak?
Yo, you're a fucking burger, bro.
What do you even mean?
You know what, bro?
If you think that, then maybe...
Maybe I shouldn't play it, bro.
I don't want to root it for others.
As I even chew by the way I love video games. I just I just don't want to play this like look
I even tell my girlfriend play arc Raiders. I will never play arc Raiders a day in my life
I just won't I don't see myself playing that I just don't I don't I like bro
She gets mad at me for saying that and that's a shooter game. I think that shit's garbage
I don't know call me a fucking bot call me a burger boy. Call me it
You played five games in your life. I played five games in my life. Okay. Gilbert. Okay Gilbert
I played five games in my life
First ever Star Wars Battlefront classic battlefield hardline battlefield for battlefield three call the duty every single call duty
You could think of rocket league FIFA NHL
Monkey balls
Like bro come on bro gamecube games any gamecube game Danny phantom on the DS or the Gameboy excuse me
Mario Super Mario Bros. Tomorrow sunshine Super Mario. Yeah all shooters. Okay, like bro
What about storyline games resident evil bio has a resident you know seven out out out wall or out last out
Whatever to find out last the first outlasts the second outlasts
Okay in the last year in the last year, okay Elden ring the other ring DLC. That's another game
Let's go to my fucking no, no, let's do this. Let's do this. Let's do this bro. Let's do this
No, no, let's do this. Let's actually do this. Let's do this. You guys aren't ever gonna give me credit for credit still
Let's do it bro. Let's do it. Come on
Like, bro, like, let's do it, no, no, no, no, no.
Out of ring, keep talking and nobody explodes.
That's not a game that apparently, among us,
Counter-Strike, NASCAR, Rust, Egging On, VRChat,
Geometry Dash, let's see, Crab Game we played,
Marvel Rivals, Skate, like, bro,
like, what are you talking about?
Dark Souls, Offstream, I played that.
So like, I'm gonna confuse, Peek, like, what?
Now do it, now, now, what's the excuse now?
What's the excuse now?
What is it? What is it? What is it? What's the excuse? What's the excuse?
What's the excuse all sponsors all sponsors? Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
Anything to play law
Yeah
These aren't video games bro, what does that even mean no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
This is like actual go stop of a chat right now. Like what is that actual narcissists? Okay? Yeah, no
No, no, no, no, I'm I can't I care, bro. I actually can't win show playtime. Okay bet rocket league
60 hours W countershrike 900 NASCAR six
Z1 Battle Royale 700 among us 18 hours Elden Ring 119 keep talking seven hours rust
1700 hours, Tom Clancy, 16 hours, egging on, three hours, like, my brother's solo level
of rising, 118 minutes. Damn, I was two minutes short of my sponsor there. I wonder if they'll
know that, look, they paid me. I don't even know. Turn that front upside down, you fat
large okay what is this twitch tracker stable and auto games okay this is dick
writing 52% just chatting okay not bad 28% 28%
fortnight that's not bad that's not bad valorants
215 hours out and ring 119 Minecraft 111 rust 87 slots 83 rainbow six siege 70
counter strike 65 call the duty war zone 51 grand theft auto 38 roblox 30 like
I'm a gamer. I'm deadass a gamer all shooters skip like bro I
Can't bro
What am I doing?
I can't even burn
Chat, chat
One, two, two
Two, two, two
This is so cringe, bro.
Heh. Go ahead, get your Kekos.
I'll play games, but I really don't want to play a golf game.
I think that's just boring.
And then watch. If I say something, watch what happens.
No, no, no, no. Everyone get ready for this.
Get ready. Hold, hold, hold, hold.
Ready? Watch what happens.
Watch what they say.
Yo, boys, I'm not into playing some games,
games but I look at just I don't know I'm not a fan of big golf games you know
I'm saying if you're gonna you know whatever you guys are off so what are
getting ready for them oh you're the game you're a fan of them I love Mario
Kart worlds I'm a big fan of Rocket League you know I'm saying I'm a fan of
streamer games chain together let's see here music about the what about the
gnome game you want to do the gnome game what's known to that one I
What's known game I forget what it's called. They'll say it
There's a good you know more than one a sucker gnome burglane gnomes look it up
Okay stop hitting me for real
for nipples. Entering through here is that a gnome fact? Yes. First thing we need is
this room bus, so go ahead and grab that, get inside that. I get it. I understand it.
Here I know. I'm gonna wreck you guys. Oh he's gonna die. Guys! Oh shit! See, this
I'm not too much of a fan of. Where are the weapons? Where are the weapons? Hold
Come on.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, dude.
Oh my god.
I'm just farming, I'm farming chat.
LOL, I'm farming you guys.
No, no, no, I'm gonna start doing it.
You guys farm me all the time, I'm farming you.
Dead ass.
Dead ass, bro, I'm gonna start farming the chat.
I'm actually gonna start farming the chat.
Sorry.
You almost hit your head on the roof.
I didn't know.
I didn't know the ceiling was gonna be
insta-killed
oh what up pussy what up bitch
acting like an idiot backtracking as forming low w
so i've seen the gnome game right i'm watching it
big fan of the gnome
big fan of the gnome game but i feel like we can do better here
what are you talking about better than me
i didn't make it either bro cause this guy is chasing me shooting me with a fucking gun in a golf game
Oh Jesus.
What is my least played game on stream?
What is this?
Ron, go find the best game.
Um, what if...
Have you asked Grock?
Let me talk to him. I'll be back.
Why did it go so hard?
Let me ask him. What's my guy's name again?
What's his name chat?
What's my guy's name?
Yo, Jordan, are you there?
Hey, yeah, I'm here.
What's up?
Let me know what you need and I'll help out.
Yo, Jordan, I'm currently live right now streaming.
Obviously, you know me.
I'm stable Ronaldo.
Do you remember that or not?
Yeah, absolutely.
I remember you stable Ronaldo.
That's awesome.
You're streaming right now.
How's it going?
Need any help or just chatting with the audience?
It's a little bit of both.
Basically, Jesse and XQC just asked me to ask
Rock, which is you, basically, what we should play on stream.
Ah, gotcha.
Okay, so if we're thinking of a good game or something fun,
do you know what kind of vibe your viewers are into?
Like, are they more into fast-paced stuff,
something chill or maybe something
with a big community aspect?
Let me ask them, what do you guys think of the chat?
Ignore me, Jordan, for one second.
Yeah, for sure.
Take your time.
Once you get their feedback, just let me know
and we can figure out a game or a vibe
that really hits the mark for them.
Okay, so I'm seeing a mixture of like fun games that is entertaining, a little bit fast-paced
for some ADHD users and something that can play with XQC and Jesse.
Perfect, yeah, in that case, something like Mario Kart or maybe some co-op in a game like
It Takes Two could be really fun.
It's fast-paced, super interactive, and you guys could bancer with a chat of time.
Yeah, but the thing is, It Takes Two, there's three of us.
So I want a game that's like pretty relevant to that could be fun.
It could be any type of game.
Come on, give me something, bro.
Ah, good call.
Okay, so what about something like Fall Guys?
It's super fast, chaotic, and you can have all three of you in the same lobby for some
hilarious moments, or even Jackbox games.
They let everyone participate and you can get the chat involved.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, what are you talking about, bro?
Give me a better game.
Ah, fair enough.
All right, how about something like Apex Legends?
It's fast paced, team based, and you XQC and Jesse can squad up and really get some action going.
Say some dumb shit like that again, bro. I'll never talk to you again. Yo, give me a better game. Next.
Oof, got it. No fluff this time. Alright. What about a competitive game like Valorant?
It's really skill based. You can get a ton of tension and it's great for a trio squad.
That might be more in line with the hype you're going for.
So you want me to play actual voice slot? Yo, give me a better game. Next.
I see what you mean. No problem. All right. Let's go with something like Rocket League
It's fast chaotic easy for viewers to get into and you X you see and Jesse can all team up or compete head-to-head
That could be really hype. Okay, so that's good. See now. You're going in a better direction. Give me another game similar
That's good. That's not bad. Next
Awesome. Yeah, I got you another one of that vibe could be splitgate. It's got that fast shooter
Okay, no, no, no, no, no, I'm never okay. Let's just stop. Sorry. Okay. Okay. What do you think about?
Super battle golf
Yes, super battle golf could be sick
It's got that fun casual energy, but it's still competitive and with all three of you in you can mess around and get a ton of laughs
I think that could really hit the mark
Can I ask you something Jordan?
Of course.
Yeah.
Ask me anything you need.
I'm here for you.
Do you know what a kekwa is?
Yeah, I do.
So kek is basically an internet slang term that originated from World of Warcraft.
It's kind of like the equivalent of LOL, but it came from a different faction chat.
Over time it evolved into a broader meme, especially in certain online communities
like twitch or gaining circles 20 gift thank you for the 20 I get a w thank
you yeah absolutely no problem at all if you've got anything else you're curious
about or need help with just wait never mind it was 10 still w it came up on my
dashboard is 20 thank you so much for the 10 bro maybe you should just get
20 right now to make up for it thank you so much for the 10 yeah of course
Shut up!
Oh my god, shut up.
Please, Jesus fucking Christ.
20 gifted!
Cheers!
Can we get some double use?
Holy fucking Christ, oh my fucking God.
You know what bro, I'll give it a go chat for you.
I'll do it, I'll do it, I'll do it, I'll do it.
No, no, I'll do it.
I'll do it, thank you for the 13 months.
Thank you for the 20 gifted, bro.
Excuse me, excuse me.
Thank you.
Hello?
Yo, what up?
Dude, I can't play.
I'm just going to say I'm rocking these other games.
All right, listen, if you don't want to play,
we don't have to play.
I was about to say, I'll play right now.
If you guys want me to give it a go.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't want you to give it a go.
I'm going to give it a go, man.
I'm going to give it a go, man.
I just want to have a little bit of fun, bro.
Hello, Key, bro.
I miss playing video games, bro.
They tell me that I'm a dirty, no good IRL streamer.
That's what they say.
That's what they say, bruh.
Well, heard them wrong and load up the game.
It's taking you 20 minutes to get in, bruh.
It's a one-legged bike game.
How much dollar?
It takes one millisecond.
$5.
All right.
I'll give it a go, bruh.
Y'all down to play some more video games after this,
though?
Maybe some Rocket League?
Or is that boring?
Why are you calling it video games?
Yeah, like, what's going on with you?
What the fuck's going on?
I can't do anything nowadays, what's going on?
Oh my god, that's not so good.
20 GIFTED FOR BOY!
I remember you sitting in college doing 360 nose scopes.
And it's when you wanna-
What the fuck happened?
Thank you for the 20 gifted, bro. I wanna say thank you.
Let's get one more. I love you, bro. Thank you, void.
Thank you.
Let's get one more 20, someone.
Thank you.
Wait, so you're calling me-
I think I'm getting-
So you're calling me like I'm normally like that.
SUPER PADDY BALL!
I'm cooking hard right now 20 more. Oh my days. Everyone say thank you right now.
Everybody give a nice thank you. 40 give me someone double and jump 100 fucking.
Just 20 more. Oh my days. Give him strokes. Everyone give him strokes.
Got it. Let's go follow me for three years my new favorite streamer
Holy fuck, thank you for 80 gifted
Let's clap it up right around clap everyone clap
Thank you so much dude. You're gonna roll over over. Thank you. Nice
Thank you, bro. I don't much time. Oh
My god
The last one you got to do it now
A hundred fucking gifted!
Total!
Are you kidding me?
If you didn't get a gifted, say mate.
I actually got the game.
Thank you.
I actually got the game.
Thank you, bro.
Holy fuck.
So kind, bro.
Seems good.
Yo, yo, yo.
Can you stop crying?
I'm on the game.
How do I play?
You have to join us.
How do I do it?
I'm in.
Oh, I got this.
Yo, someone's hacking a lobby.
What the freak?
someone leave all right I'm watching
yo swoo your AFK just all to afford in your lobbies full bro hold on
me so what do I do
He's golf, my son.
You gotta hit the ball, and you want to hit it as least amount of time as you can, and then get it in a roll of a hole.
Who's talking?
Ah, here we go.
Excuse me.
That was a horrible- I hit the ball too hard off of it.
Nobody cares, bro. Shut up.
Oh, it's a dickhead.
No, call me a dickhead if you're not trying to suck it.
That's the gay shit I've ever heard somebody say, though.
I'll show you, gay.
Yeah, but what the fuck are we talking about here, like?
I'm the gold, man! I got a port!
Shoot me again.
Shoot me again, legit, see what happens. I'm not even kidding.
Wait, what is the point, bro? Like...
The point is to get the ball in the net, my buddy.
Shut up, bro! I understand the point. I'm being fucking rhetorical, bro.
You ever heard of rhetorical question, dick?
No.
What's the point of rhetorical question, bro?
ha ha ha it's an american word mob what
no
i'm literally that's great yo bro what are you laughing about get ass
ha ha ha
show shut up
Ah
Why
The same house is crazy, bro
Who's lobby am I in remind the wrong lobby?
Shut up, bro, not the wrong one brother. I'm talking to myself
They'll get away from my ball
No, no, no, cancel, cancel, cancel.
Shut up. Oh my God.
Oh my God, bro.
Shut up. Shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Yeah, Pye, wanna be tiger with...
Oh, how do you whip?
Shut up, bitch. Shut up.
No, no, no, no!
Shut up!
Shut up!
God damn!
Hey, hey, go to the beach dog.
You spent a lot of time there, bud.
I don't even know what that means. What is this terminology, bro?
Cause you're in this sand, nerd!
Yo, how old are you, bro?
BANG!
Miles Bridges.
What?
Wait, man, don't...
Hold on, guys. I'm on the way. Can y'all wait for me?
Wait, if you could compare me to one golfer who would it be a mini golfer?
Ha, I'm a mini golfer, okay bro.
I'm a mini golfer, not sure.
I'm a mini golfer.
I'm a mini golfer, not sure.
No, no, wait, wait, wait!
Ah!
Why am I lowkey fake good at this game?
Get the fuck out of here.
Hey, brother you guys want to check out my live stream on Twitter now
Oh, you fucking punk bitch
No, he's real we're both like neck-and-neck
The ball block is crazy. What do you mean by that brother those are all strokes those all count I think
Oh
Wait, how do I join your guys lobby? I think I was in the wrong lobby the whole time. Yeah, you were I was looking for you guys
By yourself and then you just yeah, I wanted I thought I was in your lobby. That's how I was talking
No, I feel that shit. Sure. What do you call it?
You just weren't in our lobby at all Bert
Can I get an invite then?
No, I'm not inviting you.
Yeah, you're invited.
No, I'm not invited.
Okay.
And invited.
Thank you, bro.
Smile's all around, bro.
Simple. Lobby's full.
I thought you were making your lobby here, Josie.
I don't know what you just said, but I'm going to pretend I did.
I will, I will, but let me get this...
Let me get this birdie just right quick, Yard.
you try to swing at me again by the way I can I kill swill kill swill love you
bro nice no I may be a little bit over wait let me see what place I got here
you know I brought my job I'll be there fuck it I know we got this we got this
okay I'm leaving this we'll just you just want to do the three of us on this
one bang now you guys sound like you're having a lot of fun what's your name on it
No, I got you.
What do you mean?
I'll get you.
I invited you to play.
There you go.
Who's Stuart Raffman?
That's Ace.
Hey, boys.
Get out.
Should I be talking in game chat?
Not about chow?
Yo, what up, bro?
What's up, bro?
Wait, you trippin' at play?
You tripped like I'm kinda weak.
Not going cap.
Wait, really?
What kind of drip do I need?
Go over here. Give you some advice not that I have some money. They give us some new stuff now. I
Need clothes lookie. I see a fat idiot outside of my balcony, bro. What is this?
Notice you're right
I could be chasing
I say cuz the alien eyes that's what
at least slam I need to get some nice eyes you guys you got me needed a game
boy I thought about the rabbit and this is for girls a lot of pussy I love this
this is nice okay oh I mean you have chat hot or no hot your case on we get
it you're on you
I
Kind of look hard with this
But what actually on my eyebrows though, oh
I just figured something out do use your scroll on your mouse to do smaller degrees with the club see that oh
You can do it by five intervals. Oh, that's so good actually yay use mouse wheel, and you can go by fives
I don't have a case on them that ass wait what what what did I buy if you scroll will see
no I've been to that I've been to that I've been to that this low key oh low keys this
drip or is this round I don't even know is this drip or drown challenge wait chicken
wing even come out so we can see I'll let you know yeah yeah let us know I already bought
Bro, I wasted my money. She'll come on out. Let us you have money. No, I have money
Like how do I buy? How do I I like the green
My face though, but you look you do look like a girl
Extra girl
Yeah, check. He'll see me
Wait, how do I how do I buy this now what really? Oh, that right was better. No, my fucking
How do I leave with this?
You buy on the left by a leaf. I did buy it when you need money. I have money. You're probably you're probably broke
No, I'm not really you're probably broke. No, I'm not. I'm sure
Winter's gonna be rough for sure, but get out. Let me see the drip. I
I don't have it. Yikes. No, I didn't change. Oh my god.
How did both of them do that? Oh my god, bro.
That is bad. No, I mean, I'm just being real with you.
I'm trying to be a homie with you. That was crap.
I didn't change anything. It's not letting me save it.
There we go. Now look.
Oh, that looks...
I'm gonna sit with nothing here.
Yeah, I mean, you tried and shit, my boy. Let's go.
You don't cost money, man.
That's good.
I
As long as you're having fun man, Jesus
Why
Thank you, bro, thank you
I don't have any friends I have zero friends you guys are my only friends
I'm gonna lie. I don't really have any friends. No one really likes me anymore
Okay, I'm opening it is now public and a max capat max 16 or 8
Practice my swings
Get on in
Invar was just so cool
What's your favorite person here in the theater channel?
Oh my god.
Why are you fucking sweet Andy?
Oh, hi, I'm bored.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I kicked his J guy.
J's have to kick him.
Wait, why?
He looks cool.
Roger.
What?
Oh, god, he fucked J's out fully.
He was fighting and targeting me.
So I mean, he's clearly a worthless ever.
White T complimented me, so he's staying.
Hey.
Hey, that's my goat right there.
That is my goat.
Yes, my goat, Jesse.
Holy shit, someone's trying to find me, bro
You need to go edit
I haven't edited in two years buddy boy. I'm a fucking idiot
Yo, yo, yo, yo, I'm on that government
What I mean Chad, it's like
Hey
Tell the suck it suck it bro suck it
Man what's the point
What are you doing? Oh my god, this is so crazy.
Oh my god, that was a good stroke right there.
Oh my god, that was beautiful.
That was a massive piece.
Oh my god, I can't believe it.
It's just weird, I'm just kicking it.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my god, we got it, we got it right.
Look at this, look at this.
Look at this, look at this.
Oh my god.
I
Have to see it gives me a boost
I'm going to fucking freak out, you pillow here, you pillow.
By the way, I don't know if you know this, but this is the golf as a peaceful game.
Shorts.
No!
No!
No!
I didn't detect it!
I didn't detect it!
Why can't I aim for the...
You just have to...
Well, you have to breathe.
There's no way around these things.
I'm actually so bad this is all about
Ron cannot be me. Ron cannot be me. I can't breathe. Just breathe
Wait you get eliminated?
Wait you get eliminated?
How the f-
I got 7 how the f-
Good luck on this hole everybody
When the boss is already out
Wait, oh my god you get eliminated?
Good hit, good hit, good hit, good hit
No we're back run, we're back run
I'm gonna get a birdie boys
Let's go boys
Run, run, you're a little birdie
Good shit, good shit
Ah!
Wait, did he?
Back in, back in, let's go!
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
What?!
I was like,
I'm just gonna be patient, patient is the essence to go to the water.
Alright, this is the squad, this is the squad, okay?
Remember the squad.
No!
No!
No!
What?
Okay, that guy is...
That guy is bad, bro.
Somebody whacked Ronaldo and I shot them with a flintlock, that's crazy.
We can't shoot it from the back of the tree.
Thank you bro.
My ball out there.
Thank you bro.
It hit the tree.
Why does it keep auto-locking onto someone?
I'll get it.
I'll get it.
I'll get it.
Everything over a hundred is humming.
Tony Mouse games.
I'll get the trees.
I don't know if that's going to make that.
Nope, that's not how I made that.
Oh wow, it made it.
Wait, hold on.
Wait, hold on.
Yo, yo, he's camping my ball.
He's camping us.
Hold on, you're just here.
I got you bro.
I got you bro.
Later bitch.
Like what is the point yo, what is the dead ass?
my dead ass like brawl like this is
Yeah, yeah, wait dead ass like booty in a coffin or what are you talking about wait too far dead ass like booty in a coffin. It's crazy
Hello
I don't know why I'm so bad at this game. It's not funny. Oh my god terrible
Wait, Def.
EVERYBODY GET DOWN!
Oh my god, here we go!
They're running, they're running, they're running, they're running outside.
They're running, they're running, they're running outside.
Okay.
My ball just went off the map and fucking headshot me.
I got second, by the way, but I don't care, I'm just having fun.
I got second.
Stop shooting, you fucking...
You good, S?
You got two things.
How do you get that?
Nice.
Oh, that went nice.
Look at this.
Shot went up the flagpole and then...
How do I hit it?
Yeah!
ZAAAAAAA!
The bar went in the hole!
Nice one, Tony! Nice one, Tony!
Tony, you got a rubber-bam ball, bro.
That is...
Jesus.
You got 4-16?
Hooray! I'm a golfer!
That's a very, very bad one.
I love that one.
Actually, 4-1 is okay.
This is actually my favorite map, dude.
Who was it that?
Well!
It's a good one.
out of bounds this guy's about every word stop talking when we play golf bro it's
supposed to be a relaxing sport
wait it's catching on it's literally what I've been trying to say
how am I getting shot in golf
you're R T wrong R T
what game can you f**k
what did you just get out of there
how did you just
are you okay man
let me not be a huffer you have to hear that
mind you
damn bro word
wow
You just gave me the jeweler child dude every time then yo ex the cars in
Wait, I'm lucky don't it oh my god. Well, I'm looking good at it
Watch this shit watch it
Wait, oh my god, okay, not bad not bad wait
Seconds
That's lucky not even that oh why did I just do this your excuse you can hear me
I mean, I wouldn't have a game without
Hey, it's too damn easy.
It's just too damn easy.
Oh.
And second.
Yeah, how does, how are you guys not getting it in?
Like, this is so weird.
And mine.
And mine.
And mine.
No, you got second.
I'm stuck in a road!
Woo!
Nice one, Jugear.
Nice one, Jugear.
Oh, let's see.
Well, you can't be doing as bad as physics.
Physics is literally class point.
Yeah, I'm stuck in a road.
Yeah, I'm stuck in a road.
I'm getting targeted X can't be being rocked at least we've run speed over with the car
I mean
Now come back guys, please
No, didn't it didn't it didn't you like drive properly take what can't work at work
oh that's going in the water
okay, who put a tree?
who put a tree?
has anyone heard of Keck Walk?
pick me up, somebody
dude, what a handbag
hold on, hold on
oh my god, oh my god!
no, you did not, just get an evil
water?
no way, no way
What's an eagle I like you go oh
The test second place not bad
Yeah, but no, but please stop
No nt though nt
I bet you're poor. You have to be poor and we just sound poor.
Oh shit!
Cold winter, buddy. Cold winter.
What does that mean? It's a cold winter.
Hey man, you can't pour me to eat that shit out there, bro.
You'll find out soon.
You're gonna be feeling this tomorrow, Burger King.
I'm out of case, bro.
OH!
OH MY GOD!
Oh my god!
It's a gym in Atlanta.
Hey, stay, I'm over here!
The skate cult's super bad.
Oh! Watch where you're going there!
What the fuck?
No! What the fuck?
Yeah, fuck that, buddy.
That guy sounded mad though. That was actually real fat. That guy was actually mad.
What is he, fake mad? Is that him?
Why are you running towards my ball?
Why are you running towards my ball?
I'm the guy that was real mad.
How did my ball just lost?
Did anyone hear no one's body else was there?
I'm not good!
Yo, Tony!
Fuck you!
Tony!
Tony!
Yes! Let's go!
It could have been that cool.
Nice, third.
Haha
Maybe unchopped too much over stimulation, right?
I
Bro this guy's not even trying to golf he's just shooting
Oh easy that's fire. Yeah, we're doing pretty good
It's so hard to get it onto the island
I'm right behind you get fuck pick me up wrong fuck you
Dude, okay, now I'm actually having fun
Are you just like
run why do I hear run twice I can't play the game I just can't play the game
I can't play I can't play the game
Yo guys, guys, the last one is finished.
Imagine being streamed in a fucking live video game.
That was a hard one. That was hard.
Now we're gonna see it.
You're just gonna squeak.
You're just gonna squeak.
Yeah.
Dude, I can't play the fucking game!
I'm coming for your ass
I'm coming for your ass
Hey yo what are you saying?
Oh, you scum
I'm in steam
Michael, did he Poggenstein
Wait, did he Poggenstein was Michael?
Wait, how loud
Michael, did he Poggenstein
What?
Oh god, he's loud
What?
That's gone
Oh wow, that didn't land in the ocean
It still happens. There's a game about islands.
I love you guys. Well, I'm having low-key kind of fun right now, man.
Really? Yeah, man. I'm glad you're back.
Ron, I was kissing, bro.
I'm just so fucking happy dying over and over and falling to the ground.
My ball is bugged under the ground.
It burns through my body.
I don't care. I don't care. Shut up.
It hurts.
Be nice. Get on in, bro.
So annoying
It's a little tap
Oh
Damn bro that doesn't send him
Oh, it's the last one!
Really, bye, boy!
Uh...
So, saw this online.
Decided to give it a try
bunch of
fucking losers
Playing this game who targets streamers
To be email leak is literally the burner email that you guys know to be honest. It's all
Fab recated online and I don't enjoy it
clearly a hate thread type of game to hate on people who are successful simple as that I don't
care if it's $5 I don't care if it's $1 I don't care if it's one penny I expect a refund immediately
Simple as that. Give me my money back. I don't care.
And my code is gone, which is nice. And the chat knows my code.
And then you type Shabbat Shalom. Like, bro, brother, I'm sorry to tell you, I didn't enjoy that.
So what are you gonna do call me an L do it? I just didn't enjoy that. That was just boring to me
It's impossible, bro. I don't know what you're gonna do. I'm playing fucking golf
I can't even speak out loud and fucking
These kids are just attacking me
My game crashed bro
Is it the last the whole yeah my game crash I said was
Nice ego except not being the main character sometimes, bro. What happened to this chat?
Oh my god, can you please relax?
Oh my god, yo, what is my chat?
LACE!
Bro, you sent me this already. What are you going to do?
Get on my knees and receive? I'm so confused.
What would you like you don't know? I'm not gonna get your outlaw. We need to have a serious conversation. I
Honestly genuinely think why is the sun in my face? Oh my I
genuinely seriously think
Why is the sun still in my face, bro? I genuinely seriously think
Exclamation work shut off. That's not how it works. I genuinely seriously think we need to do a day called execution
I don't care. I think one time a month starting now whenever we move into the new house whatever whether it be summertime
Whether it be now I think we do execution. I think yeah, go ahead do this
I think every single month we all attribute to the most annoying viewer in the chat and we ban him permanently and kill him simple
Yo ladies, bro
Can come here don't be shy. Don't be shy
My question to you, bro, right?
Do you think I'm a gamer?
That was bro gaming fun. Do you think that was fun? I enjoy watching this
But thing is like
It's kind of game you can't really play for that alone, bro
It's like the lethal company that no game like she like that gets old after like an hour of game time
Right play for 30 minutes. That's what I'm saying. There's got to be like some kind of why is my hair look like this
Do you see my like? Oh my god. Oh my god because lasers brain rotted
Yo, Kimmy you play arc fucking Raiders. That is like not even joint shit. That's like
Oh my god, I'm actually getting mad about everything in my life. I don't have a wig. Why does my head have a dent like this?
Well, I actually want to play video games, but like I'm not enjoying
I'll put some names of you on fire.
What?
I'll put some names of you on fire.
I'm so list.
My cortisol level is spiking. This is true.
Your whole person out of being loud and fat.
Okay, this is the first person. This is the first...
What's funny is you clicked on it.
He's just been sitting there for five minutes and you finally clicked on it.
Like...
I already know what you're about to say.
It's probably funny. This is the first person I was in. I'm assuming that you're going to say it's the first person I actually get banned.
That's not what I'm assuming you're going to say. That's why it's funny.
Oh my God.
Please. Please. It's not funny.
It is kind of funny, yeah.
How is it not funny?
Good. I just like, why do you get trolled?
It's just really like bro, like
Bro, what are you laughing about this much?
Yo too many rockets are Rick a too many Kirk I don't even know this Kirk assets. What is a
That's actually a good one, that's a steal, that's a steal, that's not a bad one.
Yo, Karkasets, any last words, bro?
Any last words, dead ass?
Dead serious, bro.
Any last words?
Anything at all?
He doesn't even want to say anything.
This is fuck you loser. Okay. Yeah, you're gone for a day. I'm dead ass. I'm dead serious. I'm dead serious, bro
Oh my god, I actually have to get rid of that guy for a day. I'm dead serious. Yeah, go ahead everyone laugh
Go ahead giggle while I sit here in pain and agony
What game can I play right now, bro? Like what's a good game?
You know what I have to do before streams right now if I want to play video games I have to have a good layout
Like knowing what I'm gonna get myself into because when I asked me what to play I never have it set and then it's right around doing nothing
My question is Jason here
Like what is it that doing I'm dead serious
You're going to like this.
I did before.
Your call has been forwarded to voicemail.
The person you're trying to reach is not available.
At the tone, please record your message.
When you have finished recording, you may hang up.
Yo bro, every single time I'm live you're just never here.
I don't understand you go live at fucking eight o'clock to eat food like what happened to you, bro
Where are you like I'm confused this house is fucking empty?
You silky. I don't ever see you guys ever bro. Where the fuck are you?
I'm gonna come up to your door, bro. I'm dead. I'm yes. Can you start the camera? I'm gonna go ask
Nachi Gilbert
Gilbert
So where is he? I want to upload games with that. Where's Gilbert?
What are you getting bro? Is this anything every day?
I feel like I'm living in a fucking cycle right now. I wake up. No, no, I'm actually going crazy
I wake up suicidal wake up go to the gym wake up fucking make my room wake up
I'm in an infinite loop ramen infinite loop
I literally just wake up go to the gym eat food look around the house. Nobody's here. Nobody not a single soul
What is a lie?
Yeah
It's like it's not a fun issue
That I just got the fat and so it's funny. I mean, okay, you know what I'm doing
I'm not rough water. I didn't know you could possibly be grabbing
They want they want I'm serious. I'm just gonna wear a hoodie all the time. You can't see my body
Well, I'm actually I'm dead ass. I'm wearing a hoodie. I'm now permanently I'm permanently wearing a hoodie
I'm permanently wearing a hoodie so you guys can't like I'm dead ass y'all want y'all want to do this, right? You're gonna
No, no, it's fine
You could just tell me
Why is the Sun always in my face like do you see this see right now?
I'm actually like you're actually just in your cortisol just spiked. No, I mean like everything's making you know
I'm not mad
You got nothing else to do?
I'm not mad.
First we'll put 25 push-ups.
That's what I've been doing now.
What is 25 push-ups going to do for me right now?
What is it going to do?
25 push-ups is always good.
No, no, no.
I'm not trying to be funny.
I'm trying to force it.
You're not just saying, I'm not.
There it is.
There's no way to do it.
OK, watch.
No, no, no.
You read the chat.
I won't read it.
I won't read it.
I won't read it.
I can tell you what they're going to say.
There's five.
do you want to know what they're saying? What? Well they're saying you're selling zero. I
was in college but they're saying you're selling zero. Of course they're saying that. Like
bro, like right there, bang, nothing wrong with doing that, bro. Cold push ups? Maybe
an hour now, 30 minutes from now, boom, just start doing more like 25 minutes. 25
reps of fucking the floor. Yo, oh my god, I'm actually sick of this. You could just
pick a game that has a rank and then just have a little goal of what rank you
What right you want to get to my girl would you say can you even do 25 push-ups? That's no no no now if I say something
She didn't say please though. I thought she's on my YouTube
I should say oh
Yeah, go ahead. Can we yeah wait can you do 25 push-ups?
They're gonna judge every push-up right now
And you guys the same perfect form, okay
Perfect form, but I was literally tucking my elbows doing harder push-ups and you guys just said
I just don't even care
Okay, I think I'm like 80 today, okay? Okay, and I did like 50 before I came
There's time
Already take up for my having to be sorry. I haven't even started. I literally look at it
Where would I can talk to talk is I think it's hard. It is hard. I def I try to talk is well
I definitely are
It's good form, I'm not going to take your hand, it's good form.
Come on, come on.
That's it for the clap.
That's it for the clap.
I'm going to say bro, it's a great form.
Too fast.
Don't take a lot of it though.
I can't do no clap push, I'll say that.
Push up every day though.
You should be kidding.
Like, I, I, I, I, do you see this?
This is the most active of my Chinese.
I'm just, so I said negative five.
First time doing a real pushup.
How do we spread some positivity?
W. Ron, you're good at pushups.
Thank you, bro.
Appreciate it.
Your message?
W. Ron, bro, you're so good at everything you do.
Thank you.
And like, I just, I see messages, bro.
Like, Red Puffer, Ron Clipper, YouTube.
Like, like, why is this your name, bro?
Play Terraria Fatty, play Terraria WW.
Red pepper Ron Clipper.
How about Terraria, I love you, okay, yeah.
Did I always like...
Is there a game that you wanna play?
Dude, I'm not kidding, I'm addicted to Rocket League.
I know, it's fun.
And my chat hates it.
No way, I'm not kidding, playing that shit is so fun.
Bro, because the shit you learn,
you can immediately use it in a game.
I love her so much.
Dad, I kid you not, I was talking to Kimmy
while we were in my closet having sex.
What?
What?
I know, it's just a spot.
You know, you're like 30, no, six seconds in heaven.
I know there is, but.
It's only six seconds though, that's not clear.
Bro, I basically was telling her,
She was like Rocket League is for losers like fuck Rocket League and then I go okay. What do you play? She does arc Raiders
Stop larping Boba you just learned what that word means. Oh, bro
You and Marlon did an unreversible damage bro people be throwing that word around like it's a fucking just like it's a filler word now
Brown people be saying that which yeah, I know reason to check bro like
like, Bobo, what are you mad about?
What are you mad about?
You said, Rockin' League is for losers.
Player of the game, like, aren't greaters with me.
And I said, I'm never playing that game with you.
Because I never want to play that.
I didn't want to be getting a phone call.
Like, while I'm working, while I'm working.
Oh, job two.
Let's hear it.
Let's hear it.
I did not say, Rockin' League is for losers.
I said it is so boring to watch.
So now you just made it even worse.
So you think it's boring to watch Rocket League?
I think it is the most boring game to watch, I'm sorry.
That happens when you don't know skill when you see it, bro.
So you would rather watch Arc Raiders than Rocket League?
No, I don't even watch Arc.
You don't-
Stop throwing me.
The only person I watch Arc is T2, because he's like the goat at Arc.
So yeah, I'll watch that.
It's not better than me number one
What are you laughing at?
You said you're better than Chico at ARC
I could be
Why'd you laugh at that?
I mean, yeah, you could be
Why'd you laugh at that?
Well, you don't play the game
So I'm gonna laugh cause it's an imaginative scenario
scenario. No, you laugh because it's okay. It's okay. That's fine. I'm sure Stephanie's
I watched Stephanie play Rock Elite all the time. She's way better than you and she'll
always be better than you at Rock Elite. Thanks, Falk. I never want to push that game.
Go ahead. It's okay. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. No. I'm just saying.
How about you get on Rocket League right now?
I've never, that's the one game I've never played, and I don't think I will.
So you're gonna hate on a game that you've never played?
Just don't worry, like watching my brother play it...
Okay, do you, do you, do you like FIFA?
Yeah.
Do you like cars?
Yeah, I, okay, I see...
YAAAHHH, DO YOU NOT SEE IT?!
It's literally the combination.
I feel like there's some differences.
Do you like ADHD colors?
What do you mean?
Do you like a lot of colors blasted in your face?
Not really.
Fuck, I do like that stuff.
I'm not gonna lie.
I like a lot of colors.
I know. Especially when you get Jason's home as the arena.
That's the best arena.
What was that again?
What was that again?
Dude, why are you lighting a candle?
Jason's home. I'm good too.
I don't know, but you don't play the game. And I like Jason.
So you don't like me?
No. I love you.
I'm about to get on this fucking Rocket League game probably.
So okay if you were a viewer what would you want to watch tell me.
Smell as much as you can right now smell
You're telling me I was never on the just chatting section this whole time out law
Oh my god, everyone's fired everyone everyone here everyone every single person here is fired
I'm dead ass every viewer everybody ever everybody everybody's fired everybody
everybody
Did you light a candle?
I got it. I got it.
The smell of radon.
Pretty good.
Okay, if I use the candle, and we put wood on top of it, we'll actually burn it, or we'll cancel out with oxidization.
How big of a piece of wood would you throw a log on top?
It's not gonna burn, I don't think.
It's not small, like twigs.
Bobo, I'm about to play.
What game would you want me to play if you were a viewer?
I don't know.
Just guess, any game, any game?
I don't know, I don't...
It doesn't have to be a game.
Oh yeah, what would you want me to do? Go, tell me what you want me to do.
Take Burger on the Walk.
I'm taking off this form.
Take Burger on the Walk.
Wait, someone said that your drip is awful.
I don't know what they're wearing. I wonder what my viewers actually do wears. Probably a bunch of hootenanny bullshit.
I've never seen my viewers put on. They sent in PO. Oh yeah, no. What my viewers sent in PO is what I think you guys wear.
Do you guys wear what's sent in PO? I'm gonna be honest.
You know, I have an idea.
You saw that?
I did. I got it.
Rocket League and some blinkers.
That's an idea to fuck it up.
I'm not kidding. That's like a ray down my alley.
Reels in between games, bro.
No, bro. I can't.
I can't get fried.
You could.
Like, you could, for sure.
But no, but your shoes, I don't know what you have.
It's not insane. It's lit.
Is it Indica? Indicouch?
I actually don't know what this one is.
Peptide boy boy twin. It's just this busy. I don't know what it is. Yo, any drug addicts in my chat?
What is this? You're not going to be able to tell a strand by just looking at it.
I think I'm going to have the box at home. No, because if I do this they're gonna say I vape.
Oh my god. Yeah, it's potent. Why does it smell like that? It smells like a skunk, dude.
I
Don't do drugs chat is this bad to do
Be serious
Bro, I don't I don't really smoke anything chat I get scared smoking shit
Last time, is this THC?
Yeah.
Wait, did I take THC before?
Yeah.
Was it Indica?
Yeah, THC and then Indica and Sativa are like the strands.
What's Sativa?
It's like, it gets you like energy, apparently, like, it's supposed to be like more like...
But what if I get addicted?
I don't get addicted.
You smoke before you.
I saw Plackboy Max said that it's bad to smoke and you got addicted and like...
It depends.
So people smoke and they, I mean, I don't know how to turn them.
Some people smoke and they get really lazy.
people smoke and they just do it because they like to smoke. I obviously just enjoy it so.
Like if it started like you know hindering my fucking work then I'd stop.
Does this make me an L or a W to start smoking? I don't want to bro.
You don't have to.
But I want to be cool.
I was like tapping that and starting smoking is completely different.
Like just for me like tapping that and getting on the game like you're not gonna.
But I want to be cool bro.
You're holding the key.
Are you serious?
This actually makes me cool.
Kitty said do not smoke. Oh my god. It's like when your mom tells you don't do that
Now now it's my mom me tell me like right I gotta
What
Are you sweet you're sick though I
Feel fine now you said more than just
I really do feel fine. I haven't blowed my nose in a few days.
Okay, I'm gonna suck on it for 30 seconds.
That's a long time.
How long, how hard would I get fine if I suck on it for 30 seconds?
I don't think you'll instantly start coughing after like 5, maybe less.
I think if you're really swollen.
They're saying GG, you're gonna die.
Wait, what did Kimmy say?
Literally listening to a chud in your ear.
That's addicted to smoking.
and you're gonna get hungry and eat a shit ton,
a shit ton to ruin your progress.
You got the fucking,
well, you got a police officer on your phone,
which you gotta type her name and fucking badge number next.
You can't have a little fuck, you guys.
You'll get on fucking our graders
and don't smoke if you don't need board for us.
You're like.
I mean, like, yeah, you will get hungry,
but that's also part of it is you gotta realize that
obviously if you smoke, you're gonna get hungry.
You say, don't start eating everything.
I'm so hungry right now though.
That's why I looked you just ate.
I had leftovers.
On God, I'll bring those leftovers if you want.
What is it?
That's why I try to save you a picture of unsteamed.
It's beef and chicken and rice.
I'm just checking it out.
I'll go grab it.
Yeah.
That's good.
I have an angel versus a devil in my ear right now.
I don't know, Chad. To my right of me it says smoke. To my left of me it says joke. In front
of me it says that I'm a bloke. But like, and then I see my chat and they're just like,
or you'd be so fucking cool
I want to be I want to be cool. I want to be so cool
I want to be so fucking cool
Let me check out what foodies look at first
Fuck brother already putting aura in my chat instant aura dead ass
Dead ass
They're putting triple T's in my chat.
Are you dead ass?
Oh, oh, what is that?
Let me check that out.
It's pretty good, I'm up a lot.
You can eat however much you want.
It's good as fuck, it's filling.
It's a lot of food.
What cucumbers are good too?
Would you get this for me, can I just try it?
It's like some Hawaiian groin at your place.
How long is it gonna stay out?
Like this, like this.
Take it down.
Wait, let me ask you a question.
Okay.
Does Marlin smoke?
No.
Probably game one.
I need to clean your floor just in case.
Can you talk to them in the chat?
I'm gonna clean my floor.
Bro, I wanna do that in Marlin.
Hello, guys.
It makes you lazy.
Yep, you're in the rat race, brother.
Simple as that, none of the rat race.
Why not escape the rat race?
Yeah.
Once I take it.
Chad, you're telling me once I take a hit, I'm going to escape the rat race?
This chicken's good.
It is actually good.
Oh my God.
Tim, look at Tim.
Look at Tim?
Yeah, actually it's good.
Okay, one wouldn't hurt, right?
Like that ass one couldn't hurt me.
Wait, it's just gonna make me trip down like that serious.
No, yours should be high.
Like how high?
I don't like being high.
I don't like not controlling it.
How do I make it stop?
Just drink water and let yourself be high.
Like don't like, oh my God, I'm high.
I need to not be high.
Just get on the game and drink water.
But I really should probably tap first
because it might be clogged a little bit.
What does that mean?
Like it might be clogged.
So like it might not like hit.
Like the wax that you like build up, you know?
What happens?
L Ron showing people to vape?
Well, first of all, are you a new viewer?
I used to do this.
You're a grown man, bro.
If you drop me if you remember the New Jersey days
and even a couple months ago in my car.
Yeah, you'll definitely cough.
Like you'll probably cough for me all you hit it.
Like I coughed, but how high do you do it?
I'm just gonna get it.
Like, okay, to put it in perspective,
When I did it with you, when I played Mario Kart, I was just like, I was just like, this
whole time.
Yeah, it was hilarious.
It'll probably be like that, like, but I think, I don't think it was a Stizzy last time.
Like, I feel like Stizzy is, you won't get as fried as it feels like a, like a cylinder
part.
So what is this equivalent to?
Mm-hmm.
What do you mean, mm-hmm?
like I don't know what I don't I don't really know to compare it to that you've done like that you know
you're just lit
it'll just be a little pride it'll probably be on the game it'll probably like be drooling so
it'll probably be a little extra funny and oh hell no no no no this is and I
no no if this ever happened to me I'm dead serious I would be tripping I ran in a straight
line on Minecraft for an hour and a half this was edibles this is like an edible
No, edibles are just like a different high.
Edibles are just like, here's a geek out of buying,
like, you're just fucking like,
like, edibles will get you stuck.
Cart, whenever I'm on the car, there's a laugh on it.
Yo, I'm dead serious, bro.
I can't get this ride.
You're really sure?
What do you mean it shouldn't?
Like, edibles is like just different.
Like, edibles will get you like,
edibles will really get you stuck.
And it's also like different for everyone.
No, tell them like second. I don't know why I send that zoom didn't do
It's not gonna like fuck you up bro Tom pros they all fucking get fried a shit really and they're all pros
They're good as shit
I'm gonna call my mom.
Yeah, see you in the office.
Like, if you're pregnant, you don't want to, of course.
I'm not gonna tell you to do it.
I'm also gonna tell you that it's not the end of the world that you do.
Hello?
Hi, Mom. I'm live right now.
Okay.
My friends are peer-pressuring me to smoke.
Okay.
What do you want to do?
Does that make me cool?
No, what do you want to do?
I want to be like them.
Well, how do you want to be like them and smoke?
But if you want to be like you, do what you want to do.
What would you do if I gave you a stizzy?
What would I do?
Yeah, let's say we're chilling, we're just chilling,
and you see ladies hand you a stizzy. Are you hitting it?
Yeah, that's fair play right there.
Yeah.
All right.
All right.
How does this work?
I got it.
Wait, Mom, have you ever hit a blinker?
I don't know what a blinker is.
You go into the light blinks and you can't do it anymore.
No, I never did.
My mom says I should do it.
Wait.
How are you when you're high?
I don't know. We don't know if this is Indica or Stiz.
It's probably Indica. Usually I ask for Indica.
Stiziva.
Wait, you're already coughing.
Well, yeah. I didn't think you'd cough.
I'm not going to be a cry-out though.
Is it Indica or Stiziva?
I'm pretty sure it's Indica. I really don't know.
What do you mean, pretty sure?
I'm going to show you out.
Yeah, Indica or Indica.
Indicates that's usually what I bought usually what I get use what do you mean? Like I need to know
No, it's oh, it's a car so dispensary
What if mom what if this is fed on?
You should you should smoke flower don't smoke that stuff
Really
I think Marlon smokes.
Well it's not good for you.
So wait, so this is not good for me?
The cartridge is not good.
Why?
Is it too hard on your throat?
For sure.
For sure it's going to make you cough.
You have water?
I'm going to grab one.
You have water?
I don't have water.
You need like a losinger or whatever.
A what?
You know, like a cough drop.
I don't have those.
You thought it was going to be sore.
Okay mom, what's the hardest run you've ever done?
I'm not answering that on stream.
Okay, let's say we weren't on stream.
I grew up in a different time period.
You used to do coke, to be honest.
I'm not telling you what I used to do.
Okay, so that means yes.
I'm not telling you.
Is fentanyl that bad?
Yeah, please don't try that.
I want to try acid right now.
We want to do a drug mukbang, trying every single thing.
Okay.
You're welcome to join.
Why won't I come in?
No, I don't want to do that.
You don't want to try LSD?
Why? I'm such a good influence to my viewers. It's amazing.
Oh, it's Sativa. I like to be... It's Sativa?
Wait, mommy, is Sativa good for me? I don't want Sativa.
It's gonna make you hyper. Like... It says... I mean...
The definition of Sativa is energetic, happy, creative, and focused.
That... I feel like that's just bullshit. Once it's just making you tired, it's one dozen. That's the way I see it.
Exactly. Indicates makes you tired and relaxed and...
Sativa is like, keeps you up. Is it? Am I gonna start laughing at everything?
I'll hit the card and get on with it.
You probably will.
Alright.
Hey, I got high Mickey ones before.
Alright, I'm going to do it for you mom.
I'm Broadlawn.
Alright, should I watch?
I'm going to play Rocket League with Lace.
You got a set up here?
I can go home.
Oh my god, you can't play on Marlin's house there?
It's infested animals.
It's so gross.
How long is it gonna take you to get home?
I'm gonna get home like 30 minutes, for like 20 minutes.
Oh my god.
20 minutes, 20 minutes.
Okay.
Bye-bye.
All right, bye, mom.
Oh, yeah.
All right, yeah.
If you want...
Wait, play on the juice set up in the other room.
In the bedroom.
Yeah, now I like my controller.
Oh my god, bro!
I could leave the car here.
I'm just having a lot of fun outside.
If you want.
But I needed help doing this, so come on.
Okay, let me make sure it's not going.
I'm gonna get home like 30 minutes.
I'm gonna get home like 30 minutes, for like 20 minutes.
Oh my god.
20 minutes.
Okay.
Bye-bye.
Let me make sure it's not caught.
It's caught, seriously.
It's caught, I'm gone.
It's caught.
Time to fix it.
Just keep hitting it until it fixes.
Okay, so...
It's like cold.
Okay, so it's helped, so I go...
You just hit it, just hit it and breathe in.
And then breathe in my nose like...
Or I just hold it until I'm like dying.
If you want to get like fried, you hold it for really as long as you can.
If you really want to get fried, I feel like a pretty decent hit.
I'll just hold it for like two seconds.
So long as you want it.
Tell me when to stop.
But like I'm not gonna, I don't want to like overdo it.
Like I'll get a little high but I don't want it.
Can I, let me see first see how long I can do it.
So I have at least an idea.
Oh god, it's dying.
Okay, come on
Okay, I'm not doing that law
Make sure you over home, bro
Wait they're saying GG
Oh no, I don't wanna
No, Yoxic, bro, you tweeted such a dumbass tweet.
Everyone know how to leak that original face client CEO brought someone to the company
that's still evened up.
That's not even why I said dumbass.
Alright, fuck it, here we go.
Ready?
I can't do it in front of the camera now.
Okay, just hold it like a minute.
Then I'm a bad, implicit kid.
Okay, so how'd I get it?
You just hit it.
There's no button up and you just start pulling it.
Okay, for how long?
As long as you want it.
I can tell you to stop, but it really is as long as you want it, you know what I'm saying?
18 plus?
No, no, no, I'm not smoking, we're not smoking.
I don't have a point.
You're going again?
I have a point.
It's low battery, I don't know why it's full on.
Yeah, because you weren't ready for it.
I feel it like really kind of pull it. I'm telling you it's right on the bottom. That's why I
really pull there. There you go. Try it for a little longer. More like two or three seconds.
I might get some gameplay there.
Oh, there you go!
Bang, Glenn!
Alright, no more, no more, no more.
That's fine.
No more.
Make some water in your teeth.
Oh my God, I need to eat.
Oh my God. At least that was that.
At least that was that.
Yeah, yeah, you hit it at least twice.
That was at least...
You'll probably feel it.
You'll probably feel it.
Oh my god, run your nose.
What?
I don't even know what my nose is that you know.
Sometimes when you get a little fried, you get a little runny nose.
There's no way, really?
No, I'm fine.
Alright, get on the game.
Are we going to get on the game?
Uh huh.
Do you want me to leave it here or not?
Sure.
Leave this here?
Oh my god, I can't.
I can leave it for you if you want to.
Yeah
I can charge it this
I can't they're gonna spend fake hitting tonight throw up guys obviously this is 18 plus for a second
I was just a little fried. I hit it once
Fake hi
fake high
yep, I'm fake high
I'm not even high yet
It's supposed to hit me on the boost. I just coughed it all out. I'm gonna be honest
I'm not fucking high. I'm just fucking hungry. I'm just fat
Am I supposed to feel it?
Bro, that was a crazy call.
That hurt.
Wait, how long is it supposed to take?
I need to blinker it.
Wait, it doesn't hit instantly?
wait how long did they hit it doesn't hit instantly no it's like it's set with a
car they said five to ten minutes I mean yeah I could like you could really
like sort of feel a little more but you're not gonna like on doors but I
feel fine you hit it again it's fucking dead I don't have a charger I don't
keep feel fine but I feel like normal I just feel like my throat hurts and I'm
hungry. I'm not vaping bro, vaping is for f*****g bombs. So is smoking. But at least when you
smoke it looks cooler, bro. When you smoke a vape, you look like you're smoking a dodo
and then it lights up with a rocket on the side and shoots up to Mars and you smoke fucking
cherry berry flavor electric cherry. Like no charge for a very long lock. I don't know
if this fucking is the way to record. Alright. Keep it here though if you want. If you
really think you hit it while we're playing, does it work? It'll work for a little bit
I don't know what you're trying to get in.
I don't feel anything.
So you could hit it again.
I don't feel anything.
I mean like it's not, if you wanted to hit it again because you couldn't feel anything,
it's not going to like, like five, ten minutes from now it's not going to hit you.
So that's it's like making you not hit it again.
Like I don't know.
It's up to you of course.
Like truthfully.
Like edibles though, like edibles?
That would be like some delayed shit.
Edibles I couldn't eat more than five milligrams. I started tweaking. I started talking about Los Polos with a golden scar
Los is fat
Oh no!
No no no!
You always hurt him!
I didn't!
Oh my god!
You might have to let him!
No no no!
Breathe in once it's in your mouth!
You know what I mean?
I did, I did, I did!
What happened?
Guys, I wasn't...
I couldn't inhale it enough that my back of my throat
it felt like a dick going to my back of my throat.
Oh my god, everything I do is wrong.
I just don't know.
I'm gonna look one more time for a chart.
I'm gonna play fucking Rocket League. I'm gonna see a WTED on screen.
You're going to smoke in front of Hasbulla?
New viewers nowadays are so funny to me saying don't do it.
My skin's glowing, Ron.
Okay, now what if I said something about your skin?
Would I be the bad guy?
What?
Oh, my God.
I can't do anything besides say Keppel every five minutes, bro.
What's the one you're not gonna play here, bro?
I don't think so.
What's the problem?
What's up here?
May I eat all the food?
Is there more of this?
What do you think?
That's it.
Is there more of this?
What is this?
That's it.
I didn't know the spot.
I had to send it.
I just saw a chat message saying,
are you going to call Ms. Kipper
to reach her with no repercussions?
What does that even mean?
Fuck, are you good?
I couldn't breathe.
There you go.
It's fucking hard though.
Is it gonna hit easier though?
Yeah, it turns away.
It'll probably get like some, probably get some a lot more strong.
Bro, how long does it take you to get on with your set-up?
Uh, on the actual thing, it's a 15-minute drive.
So I'd say a 20-minute snack, like 25.
I just opened the food and there's no food, bro.
See, this is where you really test yourself, though.
When you start getting hungry, you can't, bro.
Because I haven't had a lot of food in a long time.
I've had a lot of food in a long time.
I've had a lot of food in a long time.
I've had a lot of food in a long time.
I just opened the food and there's no food, bro.
See, this is where you really test yourself, though.
When you start getting hungry, you can't, bro.
Because what happens, bro, is you get home to your shit,
and you start eating whole shit, your stomach shit.
It's just a stomach ache, bro.
I promise.
I know.
I smoked Wiz Khalifa's weed one time,
and I ate a whole bag of family-sized Doritos.
Like, oh, my God, oh, my God.
Oh, my God, the P.O. box has snacks.
Yeah, it says I left it.
I don't think you should snap personally. Bro, tell me, this doesn't happen, bro.
You get fried and then you want to go to snack time, bro.
That's why I had to start a bottom leg.
You have lots of healthy fats, bro.
Can you bring up the two boxes just so we can have a little room?
It's in the corner, yes.
Oh, I know where it is.
Let's see. This is bad, though.
I'm not going to eat the whole bag, I'm not eating the whole bag, I'm not even going
to eat that much, I'm dead serious, I'm not going to eat that much, okay?
I promise, I'm not, I've been working out, I've been going to June, bro I'm not even
high, like I'll try hitting it one last time when it's fully charged, when it's
fully charged I'll try one more time when he's on the game. I have to pee.
What's going on there?
So you're your finest buck.
Yo, these are good snacks.
Oh my god.
Like what the fuck are these crackers?
And then there's like potato chips?
No way to say you a fucking barbell too.
Is that a barbell?
Look! A gold barbell!
There's the reels!
Oh yo I've heard that these are really good.
I swear to God for that I've never had them.
Because it's like potato chips.
Which are fries.
Crispies!
But honestly if you are gonna snack you gotta go to the gym again today.
Snacking is bad, bro. Snacking is really bad.
Why'd they say more than save them?
Right here.
Is he here?
No, I know he isn't here.
Oh, you're fucking a charger.
Bro, Chad, I'm not...
Dude, what the fuck is on my feet? Oh no.
What is this?
All right, so am I about to get on the game and then wait for this to charge and then right before we just give a little hit see
Just described fucking peak. Yeah, I mean hurry up, bro
That's not streaming
Why?
He didn't answer my phone call. Why is he just never lying when I'm live
He likes to do stuff during the day. You can't do stuff when you're
All right, bro, come on
Like very lighted tap where you'll feel that it's not actually hitting so you don't fuck yourself over
You could try pre-game one snack
I don't need I seriously don't need you to stack it all I'm not hungry because no man
I promise you no matter what you eat your stomach turns and it's not like it's me to it turns to a fucking bottomless pit
Like wherever you eat, you're gonna have to eat another piece. It doesn't matter what you eat.
You gotta find like one bag of chips. Let me try one. Who's with this guy? Just give him the Doritos, just give him the Doritos
I want to see it again.
Look at these billboards.
They have quick billboards.
Look at them.
That's like a succumb.
I've got it against it.
I really do have it against it.
Okay, kick that way for me.
Okay, yeah.
Like this.
Like this, bro.
This looks disgusting.
It's like a brown pillow.
I'm sorry.
You're out?
My little spirit out.
You haven't seen it yet.
I'm sorry.
I can't talk to it.
He's there.
I'm sure.
I don't know what to do with this.
I can't.
He's having the last time.
I smell smelly.
It smells like chocolate.
I don't like that.
Is it tasty?
I guess.
There's no way it tastes good.
I'm serious.
I can't tell it to you.
Let's go.
Are you trying to do it?
I guess.
I guess.
I guess.
I guess.
I guess.
I guess.
I guess.
I can't.
It's a light. I can't not do this.
I shine as well.
You can spit it out though.
I can't.
I can't.
Oh God, I'm laughing.
I can't. I'm not here. I'm not here.
Oh my God, I've never used my... I've never used... I can't speak up!
I can't... I'm here! Oh my God!
There we go.
You're good.
Oh my God.
That's gotta be like 25 foot-ups now.
Oh God, that's how I've been doing it.
That's how I've been doing it all week.
I didn't want to eat that.
God, you gotta, God, you gotta do the push ups at least.
God, at least do as many as you can, bro.
Try a Joey Louis Louis?
What the fuck?
You got the bear bow?
Look at that. That's going slow, bro.
This is, this is snacks from fucking Israel.
This is like...
Like AIDS, bro. I'm telling you, this is not the right to go. This is bad. This is
not it, bro. You're going to regret this, bro. You shouldn't. Oh, God, you shouldn't.
Bro, this is bad. Oh, my God. This is really bad. Oh, my God. This is why you get trolled.
This is why you get trolled, though.
Don't audience that.
Shouldn't eat that, bro.
There's a way for me.
Yeah, with me.
What about the rest?
I gotta check it out.
Disrespectful throw it away.
They're saying to, oh my God,
they're calling out and they said the next one
is really good.
They didn't even say what it was called.
You just reached for something.
It smells good in here though.
I can't smell it. Can you go home to the fucking place?
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, we'll head to the foot road.
So, you guys can take a juice.
With your Uber, right?
Yeah, you can go to the shop again.
Yo.
One more foot road?
It'll probably be a little easy, so.
I want to wait till you're back.
Oh, okay. I'll put it back on the front of the door.
You love that cannon, bro?
Yeah, actually, let me hit it.
Let me do a quick hit real quick.
Oh!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
I didn't even know!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Oh my God.
Every time he managed to make me believe in his journey, he somehow just proves it in
a faster rate ever seen before.
Kimmy you say that about everything that I eat you eat worse than me now like what are you talking about I
Barely fucking eat every day
Why do you come in my to chat and say that type of stuff
It's just like why though? Like they're encouraging dumbasses. I don't know, put it
anyway. I don't care if she's right. It's not about being right or wrong, it's about
I heard someone's feelings.
You know what bro?
The county's gone.
Everything's gone.
No kind of came here.
You won.
You won for some devils in my shop.
And I wanna show you why you came in with me.
I need 100 different.
I'm not gonna lie, it said that it was a 28 minute drive, I got here 14 minutes.
I want to play Rock N' Lea.
Yeah, I left it there.
We're about to kill him.
Rock N' Lea.
I have a Danish buck banged on.
Oh, I'm glad I haven't seen him.
Why is he doing that?
Oh, I'm glad I haven't seen a Danish buck banged on.
Oh!
throw this away
No, bro, are we not fucking playing rock-n-roll or not I
Need to get rid of all my food I
Need to is everyone gonna get mad at me my go-sir way. I can't throw it away though
So, this is gifts from my viewers, my lovely viewers.
Okay, let me open up one more thing.
I just have to try this right now.
I have to try one ketchup chip.
Oh, God, I have to.
This is the only thing.
All my soul is the only thing.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
It says 43 chips is 270 calories.
So technically, I can eat 42 of these
It would be zero.
Okay.
Come on, Bob.
Grab what you got.
I got that.
No more.
No more.
No more.
No more.
You guys are right.
You guys are right.
You guys are right.
You guys are right.
You guys are right.
Go ahead, everyone just make fun of me.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Go ahead, tell me that I'm gross.
Tell me everything I do is terrible.
Tell me that I'm annoying.
I can't plug my controller in I don't hear audio how do you how is there audio
Okay
Bro, okay, I'm not kidding. I want to snack so bad right now that that was so good
I'm dead ass. That was so good
Bro, that was so good
Oh my god, I bro, oh no, bro, I'm not even reading my chat.
There's no way it could be this.
I don't believe it.
No, I have to be just tripping.
I think I have to be tripping.
Wait, Nug, is it actually healthy snacks?
God don't lie to me he said it's Danish he said Danish equals healthy
Okay, I'm gonna look at him. Oh my god
Okay, okay on my soul. I just like the feeling I did I just like the feeling of chewing
I'm literally gonna put look I'll show you I'll show you no no I'll show you I'll show you I'll show you I'll show you
I literally just want to put this in my mouth. Just like just a gummy
I already did it for him.
Where's Lace?
Is there any tournament shot
Yeah, I guess my viewers want me to do things that might do it. They just hate me. There's low-key no winning
I do it to make happy people happy and troll and have fun run smokes dude don't eat don't
Build out.
I don't know what you want to do Wait, oh my god, what am I doing?
What am I actually doing?
Wait, what am I doing?
What am I doing?
Oh my god, is it possible actually to be that late, kicked in?
There's no way.
That was like 20 minutes.
Bro, I dead serious, I zoned out, what is this?
A Nissan Skyline is in the fucking game?
Are you fucking serious?
This is the coolest shit I've ever seen.
Should I not buy this?
Wait, what am I fucking doing again?
Wait, am I supposed to buy this, Octane?
Oh my, that's so fucking gay.
Alright, where is it?
Where is it?
Where's the phoenix?
Oh my, I'm fucking dead.
Oh my fucking Silky's car, oh where is the fucking Fennec, but it's pink, I have pink,
wait no, it's pink.
and word oh my god bro wait that's so keep fucking hard I'm dead I'm dead serious
That's terrible this is fucking hard, bro. Should I not spend $20 on this dead serious?
Should you guys not give five subs each like I buy this I'm dead serious
And fun, right
There's all my friends bro, where's all my friends I'm about to literally see her play
video games on myself? Sure, bro. Let's do it. Competitive 1v1. And whatever, bro.
I love this game.
I can understand now why people don't have girlfriends and all they do is just sit home
all day getting fried playing Rocket League or video games.
This is actually the fucking good life.
What?
But!
Okay, give it a stop for two months.
Hey, what the fuck?
Hey!
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!
Hold on!
I'm okay, thank good!
NOOO!
NOOOOOR!
NOOOOOR!
Wait...
Oh my god, he's a bot!
I
So grand that's so fucking
Wait, what do you say did you just say I'm troll it fuck
But I spent it 20 dogs.
Who believes in me?
Drop a mate.
Hey, how do people get so fucking good at this game?
I don't get it what am I doing wrong I'm dead ass what am I actually doing wrong
like why am I bad at video games? I'm desperate.
but I do the same shit. I drive the car, I flip the car.
No, I could have aerial, fairial, mariolds.
No, I could have fairial, tarial, tarial, mariolds.
Why am I so fucking bad?
Like actually, I don't get it.
What am I doing wrong?
Oh, no.
Buddy can't finish.
Hey there, buddy.
Oh my days
No, that's so fucking cringe
Wait
I
I
Know you stupid motherfucker, how do you get under the ball wait?
Oh my god, bro.
Can you ban him?
FF!
Is this even possible to come back?
Oh wait, so you have a two car.
Got it.
so he's got a two-car
okay
so somebody explain to me
somebody explain it
no more food i threw it away
ungod
hey mister rumba
how is that even
Oh, he's a two guard.
Oh my god, do me a favor, bro.
And put a urinal in my mouth. Like, what is this?
Nice pissing all over me.
What kind of terrible ass fucking aerial is that?
Are you?
FF.
No, I'm never gonna quit.
For all you know I could score high-vives.
You're laughing?
High-vives, I watched you today while I was at the gym on my treadmill.
And you literally are a spectator, bro.
You're a cameraman for your feed.
You know that, right?
right? You're deadass a fucking cameraman for your team. Oh my god, I'm so fucking
fried. Yeah.
Hi guys, your talent in life is putting a fucking parent on Jinxie Stream and
being a spectator on Rocket League. Shut off!
You expected F and CS? Bitch I am F and CS.
Wait, that's so cringe.
Wait, that's actually so cringe.
Can I still do this?
Oh my god.
Rule 87!
You turn the lights down, stop me, turn to stand, tell myself I'm going home, and I'm
calling, calling, calling, thinks he wants to 1v1.
Well, it's hard to get in line, bro.
There's millions of people trying to play with stable or not.
I'm gonna need five gifted if you want to initiate this
It's not even inviting me bro, and if I play with jigsie lays gotta play with jigsie to simple bro
If I go down we all go down. Oh my god. Those chips look so fucking good
Can I actually should I actually not try it to that even a five gifted goat?
Wait ladies, you took Oh, it's right here
Doesn't work it's not working
I
Well, Jaycee if he wants to play me him and lays up to him
Competitive 3v3's bad shout a good shout or maybe I'll play one 2v2 game with him
Maybe and then lays after what vice versa lays first after
Whatever
Wait, what kind of fucking music is this? This is fire
What's the 1v1 bro, he's better than me he wants to but he's better than me. What's the point?
Everyone's better than me and I say I'm just a rookie
I
Nobody cares about these stupid ass fucking reels, bro
Like bro, nobody cares, bro. What the fuck is that? PBM?
He thinks you're a high and doesn't...
What?
I'm so lost.
Why is there duck smoking cigarettes? What happened?
Oh my god, bro. I forgot what I look like.
Okay, so I think I actually... I think it is hitting me, bro.
Last time it wasn't. I think it is now.
He wants to do a tournament if you're down?
Ah, sure. Is it 3v3 or 2v2?
That's RB. I'm scared of RB.
He's calling.
Yo, Ron.
Yo, Ron, can you hear me?
You're rocking to hear me.
Yeah, can you hear me?
Hold on. Let me turn you up a little bit.
Yo, talk now, Ron. Can you hear me?
Yeah, what's up, Ron?
You hear me okay?
Um, yes. Can you hear me?
I've asked, can you fix this mic?
All right, he let out a chuckle.
Yo, Ron, listen.
So listen, let me wait, like, like, like, Ron,
Ron, are you all right?
Ron, Ron, Ron, okay.
My chat said you are.
go ahead. What were you saying? No, nothing. Go ahead. My chat said you. I don't know what's
funny. Say it. What? My chat said you trained with squishy. Yes, I did. All right. So Ron,
would you like to one be one? Sure, dude. Let's do it. Like what do you want me to
Oh yeah bro, you're better than me bro.
I trained with Squishy for 45 seconds.
No, oh, my chance to take your better.
But it's not even that, Ron, it's not that, it's not that.
Ron, I wanna, okay, there's a 2v2 tournament in an hour,
all right, all the night teammates
have like an 11 pound brick in their head.
So I wanna 1v1 you, I wanna 1v1 you,
and if it's close, we should run a tournament.
But if I win about like 27 goals, fuck no.
Yeah bro, whatever you say.
I've never won a tournament, ever.
Listen, bro, my friend Laze really wants to play though, too.
So maybe I play a tournament with him, bro.
Let's see how good you are.
Better not let me score.
Yeah, I mean, if you beat me, like, hold the aura.
Listen, bro, what team do you want?
Wait, hold up.
What team do you want?
Yeah, let's address the 15,000 eloquent in the room.
Are you high on weed?
My chat said you're faded and you're high as shit.
I
Hitting lease why isn't it hitting why isn't it hitting this?
Sorry, hello can hear me
Ron, what's in your hand? It's a pen. I do a lot of event journaling recently
I've been drawing with a pen
Put it up to the camera.
I have a journal now. Look, it's a pen.
It's like a...
You just put it up.
Okay.
It's a pen.
Yeah.
It's a pen.
So, out of scale of 1 to 10, how high are you right now?
Who the fuck is Sporty King 43?
Who the fuck is Deep Persian Prince?
I think I need the code.
Hold on.
I think I need the code.
I think I need the code.
Alright, alright. Let me go do it.
Let me go do it.
Jack, can we not do it, please?
I just want to have all your car looks comfy
No, I know I know you want to have fun. I know I know I know I
Know I just want to gauge your skill. I just want to gauge your skill. You know what I mean
Because the chapter you got a lot better. All right. What's in you? I want one show. Oh, yeah, all right
Okay, low key. I'm a blue type of guy today. Okay, just hot low key
But honestly some days the sun is so orange and it makes me so happy bro. Yo, you know what you pick the color you you go
I don't want to
So you want me to pick the color
You want me to pick the color I don't want to
It's a good choice bro, but actually guys the that was what I would pick first that is truly what I got
But then I get the blues when I choose orange and I'm like damn
I miss it. I do. Yeah. Okay, man. All right. I'll go orange. Aren't you glad I didn't say orange? No
I don't want you to be on orange actually bro. How much weed is in your system right now, bro
Just click auto and we'll play
All right, good luck, Ron. I want to see how improve you as dude
Its called a squishy mellow right there
SOOOOOOO
Lets go
The agent lights up but it doesn't work
That was really laggy, chat.
Who taught you like a late kickoff?
Ron, what the fuck is that?
No! No! No!
What is happening?
What the fuck is happening?
What the fuck is going on?
Ready for the aerial?
Alright, run, please.
Okay, please stop.
oh my god
wow I'm not actually fucking loose
Oh my god, oh my god, what the fuck, what the actual fuck?
This is where it started, what?
We're bound, we're bound.
I'm female bound.
There we go.
I can't hit the ball, Jack.
Oh my God, it's like a meal to go.
Again. Get in.
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No.
That's okay.
How?
I'm so fucking long.
No! No! No!
You gotta be high as fuck from
Your dog shit really this game every
I mean Chad I'm not even kidding I might actually play with this. I'm not over for it.
I'm just like a brick wall. He's like a brick wall. Nothing gets past this guy.
Oh my god!
Bro, what break are you into then, bud?
Oh, there we go. I got some smoke out of that one.
It's back! It works! It works! It works!
Oh my god! It works! It works! It wasn't working on it!
I'm losing to a guy that's drifting a hand right now.
I mean this is like
rough bottom
I've been playing like dog shit all day to be fair man
yes thank god they're not
I'm gonna kill myself
INGIGAY
SHIT I'M THE FUCKING NET
FUCK
Just give me my mohani
No
No
Holy shit, bro.
Holy shit.
Bro, this is embarrassing as fuck, bro.
Bro, did you feel like what, once a month?
Oh my god, oh my god, I can't feel the high now.
Yo, bro, how about you just...
Just give me my phone.
It's gonna happen if I get you stuck in rule one.
You're gonna do it.
You gotta be careful, Jinzy.
Bro, bro, bro. This guy's baked out of his mind.
I can tell.
I actually did not
like the fact like the fact that it's a thing that what hat like holy fuck Ron it's
ever run what record you what record you like diamond how about you just just
way you're lucky fucking took me
please oh my god
I can't score
don't you dare bounce into that
Oh, it's over. Unless you want to give me some.
Oh, oh my god. I don't know how to play.
Yeah, uh, you do. You're like a defensive god.
No laughing.
It's over.
Not a different game.
No, no, no, no
Not good
No, you're just this ripping a pack. Listen, I want to fuck up. I want to be the best
Run, why are you so high though? I don't feel good though. You want to play again if you want to play, too
I'm down to play. Yeah, whatever you want to do, bro
You wanna you wanna I'm not that good at the game
All right, you want to play Tuesday want to play again? Yeah, but I got it my friend ladies
Okay, do you want to play freeze? Yeah, bro, I think you'll like them
Yeah, he lays in here man
What is your threes rag bra?
I'm gonna join the call
You're out of luck. Can you refresh my fucking twitch?
Basically, man. Y'all let's fucking go!
It's good, John. It's good, Lace. Yo, um, Lace. Mm-hmm.
What did y'all smoke?
Um, so he I just gave him he said he was having like a headache and he didn't want to stream for that long
So I gave him a melatonin diffuser
Like he's taking like wind down and then I looked at and streaming like an hour or something wait, so Rob
You're not on we I don't know what I'm on
It's a card wait
wait wait what is in the card like wax or something he's fucked
bro he's actually fucked no he's not we fucked bro we were one of you wanting
he was moaning in my ears you won by one I know but I'm saying he was going
oh you're like 10 minutes he's high he's definitely high oh yeah that's what it does
I'm not kidding I watch you every morning before sunrise
I say also, on God I can vouch for this. When I get to the crib and I walk in the room, he's watching you off.
I just want to say I love you. I'm talking like you are my favorite. Like I literally watch you.
Bro, I love you so much bro.
I literally watch him so much before I start my stream.
Yo, you gotta drink water dude. Oh my God.
We're not playing games, yo um, lay out, oh why don't you guys?
Run, it's the ball, wanderer's game!
I don't know why, I don't know why I was so funny, I don't know why I was so funny, I did as well.
Hey, chat, we are not, yo this is going, Lays, what is your free frame?
Lays hit me, Lays hit me.
oh my god now we're on the game like now we're in the thick of the gaming
this is where it's like this is where it's right I can tell they hit you bro yo
ladies what ladies ladies what is no it's not my turn chat I'm not doing this
shit ladies what is your please man oh yes so
what top rank it's okay let's go ASM is that American sign language
6th, instead of doing that shit, why don't you...
We're like 300 of us.
Good goal.
Alright.
Maze.
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
Maze, Maze, Maze, there is no ASL.
That's not a thing.
SSL?
SSL.
Let's go, let's go.
Hold on, hold on.
How did they score that goal, nigga?
What was that?
What was that?
It was Maze!
It was Maze!
What was that, Maze?
That was not my goal, man!
That was not my goal, man!
You...
Yuki took my head off my head boys. Yuki took my head off my head boys. Yuki took my head off my head boys.
Alright, this is the highest scene in brocklake history.
I'm cold though, I'm cold though.
Let's lock, seriously. No more trolley-rolly-ing.
I need to win bro, I actually need to get my rank up.
What rank are you right now Jay?
Yo, what rank are you now Jay?
Apparently he doesn't know.
Yo, what rank are you now Jay?
Who's Jay? Who's Jay? Me?
Yo, who's Jay?
I'm Plat 1.
I'm almost Plat 2.
We're playing Plat right now.
Okay, these guys are low-key players.
Guys, I'm gonna stay back.
Focus, alright? Focus.
Nice, I'm gonna go for center here.
Come on, Matt.
Good center.
Good center.
I never win by Jay in my life.
This is like some high thing that's happening.
Not everything is high enough.
Yeah
I just don't know what's happening. I don't know what's going on
Run up in that open that I check out. I got it. Don't worry
You got that jump
I'm going to try and save this call in the box.
Jay!
Oh my god.
No.
I'll go back for quarter boots.
Listen.
Pass it into our neck.
No, actually, right here?
A little miss.
Yo, yo, chunky Jay.
Can you loosen up?
She told me to fake chow.
So right there, I was just fake chowing.
Yeah, fake chowing is good.
Not in front of your fucking neck!
Since you would have never told you to do that in front of your neck.
Well, I don't know why he told you to do this.
No.
You don't get a fake shout at like half field not in front of our net. You don't face out in front of our net
It's gonna roll. You know, you're just a fucking class
You don't think it's all the right
I'm seven year old to understand you don't make challenge in front of your goal box
Seven year old
I what is this? Oh
No, I'm not a monster.
Jay, let me ask you something, right?
The heat of the moment, are you going to overreact like you are now,
or are you going to lock in, bro?
It's for town.
Imagine we're on stage right now, bro.
You're not going to do the computer.
Run into my car one more time, and then shut my fucking ass off.
Stop putting me in the back of my car.
I'm going to do what?
Stop it.
I'm going to fuck off.
Stop running into my car!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
We need to score, yo.
Or not.
Or not.
Or not.
And they're doing some fucking...
OHHH! From the breakaway!
We're good, we're good.
I got no boost.
I'm in that.
No boost. I have no boost.
I have no boost.
No boost.
Fucking boost.
My mouth is getting a little dry. It's asking me to eat candy.
What the fuck, Sam?
What were you saying?
Wow.
Center!
I got a shot, I got a shot!
Come on, bang!
Oh, corner on the top, Jay!
Holy fuck, Jay!
It's in the play.
Give me fucking play!
Bro, I don't play to get the lose, now.
Uh, Ron, you have 26 points?
It's not about the points, bro. Look at my ping.
You're a gold means, right?
You're up to 4 right now.
Here we go. I got a hit.
I have no boost. I'm out of gas.
Run!
I thought I was out of gas.
I'm over the middle if you want it.
You weren't there for her.
I missed the bomb.
I know, I know something.
You really ram it into my farm, man.
I don't know what's going on.
You really hit me, pal.
Rule one, Ralph. Rule one.
We're on the same fucking team!
I got you there.
There isn't a rule one when you're on the same team, Ralph.
That's not a thing.
I
There's you know you ever seen the clip is all part of the pie. Oh my god is all part of the pie
Jixi you never seen the clip. This is Rocket League. Come on, bro. Let's show them
You have 42 points in four minutes from 42 more
Go for the ball
We are a real fucking thing!
Lick it! Lick it!
I got no fucking boost.
I have no boost! I have no boost!
Dixie, no boost! Dixie, what are you doing?
I'm just saying that!
We have 20 seconds! We have 20 seconds!
It doesn't matter about boost!
I have no boost! I have no boost!
Bro, I'm focusing on other shit right now! Nice!
I'm going over the middle to you guys!
I'm going over the middle to you guys!
Quick! Quick! Oh my!
My god, how about over fucking nothing?
Jixie oh, no, I'm not kidding
Nicholas
I'm gonna give you 30. I'm gonna give you 30 seconds, but you give me 30 that you got what do you got there?
Nicholas oh, I'm down with silver one over to and high Nicholas
You would let me talk for 30 seconds
One your estrogen is spikes. Okay, calm down first of all
Nicholas J. Chunko, whatever you want to be called
Bro, this is a team game. Stop blaming me mid game. Okay, and Squishy's carrying his team through the finals
Did you think he said? Yo, bro, you are ass your dog shit. No, it was just fist bumps to the right
Fist bumps to the left and headset on gaming bro. We're at about 40 seconds right now
Keep going bro, it's my time bro. I like where your head's at.
So Rob, let me know when you're done. Let me know when you're done.
Alright, give me one more minute. Alright.
Okay. Listen bro, it's Rocket League, not Rocket League of your own.
And right now man, you're playing like a fucking non-team player and it's bothering me.
Alright, and that's all I gotta say.
Alright, so you done?
Yeah, I'm done.
So, Rob, I just looked at your stat line, there was not even a single slash.
I just looked at your fucking forehead, the fucking light in your room is shining off me.
What about it?
I just looked at your face.
I almost threw up.
I just, like, what do you want me to say, bro?
What?
What?
Rob.
What did I say?
Like, what?
Rob, what I'm saying is when there's zero, zero, zero, zero, zero as your stat
I have my fucking problem.
Alright, all the fish pumping in the world right now.
It looks like a fucking zero, bro.
Look how fucking long it is.
Well, fuck you.
I'm over this.
Let's just play the fucking game, have fun,
and fucking fish pump after every goal.
Okay?
Let's go.
Give me some skin.
Alright.
Alright.
Big game here.
Well, plus the last game, first game on.
So, the thing is, no, no, no.
I was under the impression, ladies,
that you were at least gold.
You're silver, too.
Oh, yeah, I just had fucking more score, bro bronze isn't even a real right
The only way to get bronze is like literally to intentionally
A shot
You locked in a white room and you can't enter SNL.
So you realize how to die and start seeing spirits.
Run, SNL, it's SNL.
That would take like three years.
I would die.
Tell you one thing, Grapple.
Okay, so run.
No, no, it's good.
That's good, it's good, it's good.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
It's good, it's good, it's a learning experience.
So run, all you gotta do is click A twice here.
A.A. Not dribble under his cock!
Click age white or I'm gonna shut my fucking guns off!
Do you read the top left for me?
That's all I gotta say.
I had to top it up for that.
Can't see rule one, bro.
Rule one.
Round three.
Yo, this guy's high as shit.
Round three, this is not a rule one happening.
Metal!
Metal!
Metal!
Hit it, hit it over the middle.
Hit it over the middle, nice.
Oh
Run zero points is mathematically. I've never even seen this from game just started bro only 40 seconds in place
You go to the center no boys. No boys. No boys. They got potential
I have no boost! I have no boost!
I threw up.
Alright, someone just ramped me.
Alright, open that round.
No boost, I don't...
What about it?
Good flick, I think.
No boost! I have no boost!
No boost!
No boost!
Rob, if you have no boost...
Okay.
Rob, if you have no boost, just go get him, dude.
What is this?
if you have no boost I could see you have no boost you mean that way now where do you
see that it's a circle next everybody came around like run say oh my god that was your
pain I thought that was just a game jack I like run open that open that open that
There we go.
Yeah, scared his ass.
Yo, what?
Whoa, we'll pass, we'll pass and finish.
Can't be better than that.
So wait, guys, the circle next to your name,
you guys just now know that it means sense of humor.
Yeah, I'm gone, and I've had the game
since I was a fucking console head too,
and I seriously never thought in my life
that that would be, ever.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
All right, guys, stop hitting that fucking cart!
Stop stop stop you're high as fuck please
That was like your third rip you're literally gonna like green out or something wait you're right. I don't want to do this anymore
Yeah, stop
This kid in jungle. I'm down from yeah, what's your name?
That's not fair.
Chill out, John.
No, the fuck is here?
What's your name?
That's not fair.
Chill out, John.
Holy shit.
What is this here?
I'm gonna be back.
You bring down and trip out.
I just know I was trying to help.
I was trying to help.
Get your W, bro.
Let's go, John.
Take it.
Lay it off.
Lay it, lay it, lay it.
You backlip!
You know, let me explain to you.
Lay it!
Lay it!
Lay it!
Lay it!
Lay it!
I
Got another Karen, I don't want to see Ron lose his mind tonight. It's not hallucinating. It's not being a care
He's clearly high as fuck care about me. You would tell me to fucking do like hardcore more
It's like I have like at least a good high
No, that's the opposite of what a friend is
You used to tell me that you could keep cocaine in your bathroom, and that's why you do it
I used to ask
How do you have so much energy and then be like, oh, I talked about that room to do
Yeah, all right, listen this guy is clearly not a headspace to say anything correct
I live at 3712 off of Audemars Studio City 912 and I'm very happy with my life
look at the goal here though yeah that's my boost in the corner sorry don't
guys all we need is one more minute of defense if we lose this game just to
fucking go I agree it would be a blunder there have to be a
I go, I go, I go
Nice
I'm looking at you
I'm looking at you
I'm looking at you
I'm demoing
Drunko, I have no boost
I missed all my demoes
I'm winning it
Blaze, I got it, I got it
God, man, I forgot what 10 gifted looks like
Run, bro
Focus on the game
I am the game
Fuck, I thought that was pretty cool if I made that
I've been like on it
I missed the ball completely
Lace, you're our only hope. This guy's main.
Shut up, bitch.
Nice, we're gonna run.
He's locked, he's locked.
Actually, nice. That was really good.
That was really good.
He's online, bro. He's online.
Nice, Ron. Oh my god.
I did steal that from you, but I thought it was good.
Never mind, Ron. Good shit.
Bang!
What?
What?
Hold on, hold on, Dylan. Make it look more comfortable here.
What the fuck was that?
Roll one, bro.
Ron, what? Why did you...
Like, for a demo?
Why would you take two boots?
Start a double shot.
Run!
Eight hundred horsepower instead of six hundred.
Oh, true.
Literally not on that work at all.
Right, I actually needed that one.
Should be all I had at your arm.
Bump in the skid?
Guys, we see he backs.
Yeah, thirty seconds, boys.
They're looking for an equalizer.
How did that not go in?
Ah, because I have Nicholas Stewart,
and nothing ever goes my way
at any video game ever.
Beaks! Beaks for them!
I kind of block out when I'm bad.
I'm bad. I'm bad.
It's this bug, Emily!
Nicholas Stewart, I need you, bro.
Hey, Chad, what does a Twitch Prime look like? Can someone tell me?
Go for the ball. Jump down the ball. You go for the second time.
Yup, wait, I did the ball. He's there, he's there.
Brown, you can standard it for that?
I didn't.
Okay, we're probably gonna go to overtime right I'm gonna need you guys to like please give me about
20s, okay 20 seconds of you being sober
All right, it's just wrong. I'm gonna just run but no run go
Oh my god junk guys it's overtime. I got like I know you guys are high
You think I'm just out here trolling around on the field. I'm here to win. I
I go.
What?
Oh my god, well my face is itchy.
It just happens.
I love you, Lace.
No, no, no, no.
Lace, we're gonna try, we're gonna try, we're gonna try.
We're gonna try this.
We're on!
We're on!
You were just about to go there.
Don't break rule one.
You're gonna get docks on Twitter.
Guys, we're in overtime.
What do you mean rule one?
Move!
Move!
I have a shot!
fucking
We are on the same fucking game there is no rule one
Give me up no no give me up give me the fuck out
Oh
One chooses you you don't choose for one. What's wrong with him? What an aggressive little puppy he is
As high off of his fucking cock welcome on one more
Joe
That's for the game.
Tell him to drive back.
Yeah.
Rule one in overtime.
We're on the same fucking team.
Rule one, he's already in queue, bro.
Rule one, he's screaming rule one in my ears to his fucking teammate in an overtime game.
Why did you just take that?
Oh, he's so, he's got over.
Please, bro.
Ron, stop smoking.
One game, dude.
Stop.
You're way too high.
No.
Ron, you're the highest I've ever seen you.
Bro, so I've always just started smoking.
Ron, stop smoking.
into our lobby I wise hack into me make a joint back let's redeem it do not
the redeem yeah this guy this guy is fucked like I've never seen someone more
hide my life oh I thought I was gonna do those let's show him bro let's show
me was him that was the problem exactly we can win any game he's the
problem bruh not us exactly like you know how fucking hype I was I was like
that's my favorite streamer we were actually live shit first we were all
giggling and having fun bros like I know I felt like what I felt to have
friends I know it was actually on God it was hitting bro straight just joy
you ever bought straight joy and gaming let's show them that we don't need
him bro
I
Three-mines voice you're enjoying the stream right now, even though it's a more not I didn't have much planned up in me
I should didn't know that that circle
You gotta get that, you gotta get that, you gotta get that, Hendricks Cochincinn is in front of me, is that a thing?
Oh man.
No fucking aerial, aerial, terrestrial, aerial.
Stop double jumping, what are you?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Nice.
I don't even wanna play.
I don't even wanna play.
Jinx, he's my favorite streamer, bro!
I was so hyped to play!
He's my favorite!
He's deadass, my favorite streamer, bro!
He left the lobby!
He's like, Rado, fuck what you're on!
I don't even want to live no more.
At least he doesn't like taking things.
the box got all time hard man
got it bros
I don't even want to do this no more
Anyway, he's probably losing by 100.
Oh boy.
I've been on the low, I've been taking my time, and I still like I'm not in my mind,
I feel like my life
Wait!
You gonna lay down?
Oh, it's good, Joe.
I've been running low, I've been taking my time
I feel like I'm out of my mind
If I let my life ain't mine
Who came running late?
I don't wanna be alive
I don't wanna be alive
I just wanna die today
I just wanna die
I don't wanna be alive
I don't wanna be alive
And let me tell you why all this other shit I'm talking about, they think they know it.
I've been praying for somebody to save me, know it's a work in my life.
I don't need to matter, I know it, I know it, I know I'm hurting deep down, but can't show it.
I've never had a place to call on my own, I've never had a home,
Ain't nobody calling my phone where you be, where you at, what's on your mind.
This is every life, I just don't nobody care about mine.
I've been living alone, I've been taking my time, I feel like a man of my mind.
I
Want to say I'm sorry for leaving down
I don't give a fuck
You fucking egghead motherfucker shut the fuck off row though. That's just a boy shade get back in the league
The rocket league and fucking break it
100 100 games in a row since he left literally one fucking 40 games in a row bro
and this is the nerve to say I'm so yawing I'm doing like I'm
I
Yeah, we make everyone
I got one minute left of my game
They just laugh at you
Yes
You play mirror mirror score as well
Well, I assume since you had to go play solo do also
I'm only
I don't know how you guys haven't quit yet.
Yeah, our guys we started another one.
It's over.
You guys made somebody else quit?
Yeah, 30 seconds.
I don't know what other people do.
Yeah, they see us.
Yeah, there's no point in trying.
You guys are going to look the fault of the crowd.
Yeah, it's the point we get.
Yo, why do we have a GCC?
We just got another four.
Yeah.
I think people are backing out to this year
How the heck are you trying?
So we get some of those hackers.
It's those bots that we play against with pushy.
It's the ranked bots that are ruining our ASL queues.
Dude, we played once four games in a row, literally in the last 30 seconds, and then we're going against bots.
So basically once you hit ASL, there's bots in the queues, and it's physically impossible to almost beat them.
It's like facing someone
Felt jam fucking Brandon Cox
friend and god for my eyes are hurting ways
your jing see some water
dude I'm gonna watch can I commentate your game
here sure jing see get around the ball
what's going on here there's absolutely fucking nothing there's a short
leprechaun to his right on screen he choked
the six to seven
in eight seven six five eight four seven six five four
row one jigsie row one row one row one row one row one row one row one it's simple
This is walking leg!
Rule one bro! Rule one!
Rule one! You fucked up!
Oh my...
You fucked up bro!
Spam it up Jett! Spam it up Jett!
Rule one! Go ahead!
You want it? You're going to lose now.
Karma's going to get you.
Rule one always strikes when you least expect it bro.
It's over for you bro.
You feel your cortisol levels rising right now Jensy.
It's rising. It's rising.
It's rising. Rule one's here.
It wasn't it wasn't it wasn't a 7-1 lead the guy handed it control to his brother because it wasn't the same guy
That was like a start of the game or it was like a pro recording a YouTube video faking to be bad or something
So I don't even care. No, no, no, thank you crazy
Wait, we're all wearing the same cars, bro, let's switch up the swag a little
Are you on line?
Yeah, I got a code on this game
um
I don't know. I don't think so
Don't think so you make it so much money. You don't even know what's coming in
Let's play I got it ready
Thank you for the LUL in my chat appreciate it. No Jixi what rank are you gonna get by the end of this year?
I
Don't know man by like December. I think my goal is to get low champ low champ. I can't one
good luck yeah right now I was supposed to me I watched that won't be one
you're about to go down a rank brother one guys whose team are y'all up yeah it
says I'm on the blue team are you on the orange the glitched oh reversing rock
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. They're in a clan. They're in a clan. They're in a clan.
Lock it. Lock it. Lock it. Lock it.
I want you to double.
I need to be in game.
Bro, I hear you double.
I don't know how to play. I don't know how to do this game.
He's gone now.
Yo, listen. I don't know why they have a clan tag in their name. You know they're
on Xbox right now. Fucking hype as shit. Dude, we're in GC and fucking Stable
and Auto and that one fat loser lays. We're in their lobby. Bro, they're locked
right now. They're eating talkies and everything.
Bro, that was real one.
That was real one.
I got top
This arena is low key kind of copy
Yes, it's a lampro! What is this guy doing?
Okay, we'll take that. Good shit, Junk, good shit, Ron.
Looks for boost.
Hit it. So I went up.
Yeah man you just don't want to be watched.
Is that case on?
Is that case on?
Wait, is that actually case on?
I'm here.
Look! Watch!
Okay.
Alright you go.
Try again.
I'm gonna go for that.
Yeah, yeah, 100% I'm gonna hit it here
Where are you driving man?
We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good doing it for the unpaid workers
I have a pen. I have an apple. Apple pen. I have a pen. I have a pineapple. I have a
That's a good one.
I have a pen.
I have an apple.
I have a pen.
And an apple and a pile of food.
And my apple and a pep.
I dropped in the second time.
I got the purple bag.
And my apple and a pep.
Oh, it's a good one.
Nice gun!
That's actually good. That's rare moment.
They're my double rare moment.
Oh my god.
God oh my god.
What a save!
What a run bro!
A split screen boat!
A split screen boat!
Rod, I need you to hit the ball.
Okay, why hit the ball when I can just make the ball?
Oh my god!
Fuck!
Oh my god!
Oh the fly, can't you?
No boost.
No boost, damn no boost.
That's better than landing on that.
We gotta found it.
Hey there, Jakes! Get it!
No, no, no, we're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. Oh, have I even touched the ball this game?
my cheeseburger cheeseburger have a bugger cheeseburger
it's a good meat I'm hitting up a wall oh my god oh my god
we got a big fat we got a big fat we're having that
but no one called that did you see you there it happens
nice boys
equalizer
thank you
right there give us nuffs
we gotta get nuffs
knuckles
That's a great path one great path
I'm going to double whammy it we only need one guy
Life's like a double way
My taker service
I'm in here take it
Not it not it again. I'll be caring my name again
please don't not peek in the goal in the goal line
nice
open that open that
the troller died
what a path
I don't have to do this
no bulls
welcome to the game bro
welcome to the game bro
these guys using fucking batteries in this fucking controller
no plug in
like a cheese burger
there
Okay
Please don't rather than my car
I don't have it takes a block that's not my bad boy
Okay, so strike again
I love a lot of time. What do you think?
Rocket League God squad
Oh
Rocket League God squad oh
Yeah, I got it for now.
Hit him off the ball.
No, he's just there, bro.
Dude, this guy's fucking my asshole.
What's wrong with him?
Is it too hard off the wall, Joe?
No, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
He's trying to fling it up.
I got it, I got it.
Yeah, I got no boost, bro.
Fuck, that's easy.
Yeah, I'm jump shot.
this is why we rock it oh no we gotta play again we're getting nail biters bro
dude that's my bad okay what did I do bad there chat someone explains me so I
can learn from this mistake stop yeah okay jinkzy as the higher rank help you
drop a note on us bro maybe we need to maybe maybe we need to build need to
build chemistry bro I have like a essay I mean hey we got a while let's
Let's talk in a skew, shall we?
Turn on.
Stop ramming into the back of my car.
Second, guys, don't triple commit.
Don't double commit.
If somebody's close to a ball, let that person go to the ball.
Like, that's not a free put on the ball.
We keep getting counter-attacked because we keep overextending, bro.
I'll play back.
I just want you guys to be annoying as fuck up top.
I'll play back.
I'll get saved, and I'll get long shot, okay?
You know what I'm very proud of?
Can we leave this for a quick re-forfeit?
We need a clan.
We need a clan.
Yeah, we actually need a clan after the game. We need to make a clan that everyone at home is gonna be like I wanna be a pop-up
Oh my god, I just broke one. I have to go okay out of respect. I have to go okay top five respect moments
I'm dead serious. Hey, I have to go okay. I have to top five respect moments. I'm dead serious
I can't
Like I saved the double jump there. Yeah, like work no reaction
Yeah, let me watch out for that.
I'll play back for a little bit here boys.
You guys got a little double play on top of me.
I'm going to call the ally.
Oh I set it for you, that's so easy.
That was a good set too, just for a nuke.
I'm playing.
Oh why are they always there?
I'm going to save that.
Is that it in the middle?
Oh my god!
I think I hit too much gas.
No worries.
I got it, I got it.
Oh my god.
I know what to promise.
You got no gas in it.
I was gonna assist him now.
Oh, what a tap from him.
What a tap, Wiz.
Oh, the boost.
I'm gonna go to the bomb.
I got it, I got it.
I'm gonna bait the bomb off,
I'm gonna freeze down.
Okay, I'm right here, I'm right here, I'm right here.
There it is, back.
Get some moose, get some moose, get some moose.
Keep going, you got him, you got him.
I'm about him.
Can you see some of us in the middle or no?
Oh no, no, no, no, no.
Bad hit, bad hit, bad hit, bad hit.
We're all back.
No, no, you boosted it.
Perfect.
You're fucking shit, A.
Ah, thanks for everything.
Wait! It is!
Maybe centered, maybe.
That's it, that's it, that's it, that's it!
Up the wall?
No fuck, I didn't boost.
I don't boost.
They're blockjinks.
Oh, nice.
I'm hitting it hard here.
Oh, that's it!
That's a good shot, that's a good shot!
There is a nice place!
No boost.
Oh
Oh, I missed the-
OH!
No!
DEFENCE!
Mexico!
Mexico!
DEFENCE!
DEFENCE!
Hold a minute.
Yes, you get you-
Well.
GZ!
NOOOO!
Guess what happened?
What happened?
I couldn't get up, I couldn't get up.
I could just spawned into our map.
Yup.
wait that was literally about to be a t-claw you better have top 10 rocket
doesn't matter yeah I'm going to tjc I'm gone
nice nice good boost touch with the boost
nice
I got it.
Oh, f**k.
F**k, remember?
Hitting it?
We got a score right now.
Yeah, we got a score, guys.
We should have double-duped.
Don't forget.
Line it, line it.
Come on, go get it back with Ann.
Bomb is on it!
I tried so hard, man.
Not good, boys.
Okay, I gotta stop ballchasing.
That's my biggest problem right now, bro.
I'm really trying though. That's the thing you see. I'm not trolling. I swear, bro
So good Matt, please bro. The thing is these games. It's not really
That's that's that's keep it keep it in the air boys keep it in the air
Keep in the air little doing the factory reset
Sorry, I actually try
I'm sorry. We get asked but no, can you actually not get mad?
I'm sick. Okay, Ron ladies had a touch though. You ran it backwards and passed it over to middle man
I didn't mean to oh, I just got gold. Okay. Okay, fine. Okay, fine. Okay
Okay, no troll. I'm going back to the uh, I know my problem is
No, no, I'm going back to octane
We're good. Yeah
I'm sorry, bro. I'll get ass. I'll I'll never do that again. I promise
You're good. You're good. I promise
I'm actually gonna make you up for it. I'm gonna make up for you, isn't it?
I don't know what I'm saying.
Alright, well, ladies, you go, you go.
There's some on my voucher, so...
Yeah, just go where you think the bottle's gonna go.
Is there gonna hit him again?
No, I wasn't there, I didn't.
Take care of the bottle, Scott. I'm not a snake.
I'll do it, yeah.
Yeah
It's gonna win streak. Oh, let's give you the new squad tax win streak will hit here
Everyone needs the funny guy me the serious guy cheeky and the good guy lays
Yeah, take it take it
Wow ever the whole lobby speaking it
I go I got it
We didn't make a clan off someone remind us to make a clan after this voice
i had sure we could get it
nice
fuck
miss
oh god no
oooyyyyyyyyy
i was just
i was just
i was just
i was just
i was just
what's that rob?
thank you
NIIIIIIIIIROON
thank you
there we go rob
there we fucking go
nus
why is there nus
Hey! Hey! Hey!
What a problem, man!
Let's go! I'm straight off that time, and like a f***er said! Let's go!
Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! I go for it! I go for it! I go for it!
I go for it! I go for it!
What a touch, Leish. What a touch.
Thanks, Joe.
I go! I go! I go! I go!
Oh my god, this guy's a creep.
Oh
Didn't have much use time though
I might have been a great center for them
I got it. I got it. You go you go go go
hit this hit this
I'm like, you're pushing first
they're gonna start off the fucking guy
nice
dude, they boosted
it's fucked, that's so fucked
they all have boots
fuck
it's okay, it's just one of these things you have to call
good job
this is a call, bro, that's it
I didn't hit you at all trying to just ram the ball into the wall
Like see where you're like
Yeah, you know my problem is I'm using too much boost I ball chasing and using
Oh fuck
I got it!
We're good! We're good!
Keep up! Keep up!
There it is!
There!
Over the middle!
Kill both!
Ron, you've got to go. I'm behind you.
I go! I go!
I got it!
I'm hitting him!
I'm hitting him!
He's going!
I
Didn't want to shoot I didn't want to shoot I got it. I got it. I was not bad. I was pretty good. I didn't touch
My chat
What they do who's potato boats
We're good. Nice rock.
Outlaw, give it a fucking command, bro. Now.
I'm hitting it.
No way they're back to the road.
Got him in the left. We definitely need a score.
We lost a fucking six in a row, I think.
haven't none of us are playing that bro I agree man I'm the only one with the
gold man it doesn't matter we're all a team at the end of the day
plus the wins is gonna feel a lot better now
oh nice james that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's not
I get a cheat sheet in the chat.
We got time, we got time.
The cheat sheet is ready. There's no gold tenders.
There's only chicken tenders.
What are you?
Okay.
Okay. I was literally just trying to do demolition.
Listen, I'll- that's not heathum.
Oh god, that would've gone in regardless.
Look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look.
I think you just scored for them.
No, oh god that would've gone in regardless.
Whoever that name is, that's you.
Yeah, well-
I'm not even talking about it, I'm the only goal of my team.
Like what?
I don't think anyone's necessarily playing bad.
I just think the win's loading.
Wait.
Look at that, bro.
The foot doesn't fucking hair style all these.
Oh, that's you, Jigsie!
Let's meet it. Does he get it?
All right, y'all
Okay, okay on my soul on my soul last one. I'll meet my mic the whole time
If you're gonna go lose on ones why wouldn't you just play with us and lose with the bruzz?
Yeah
So we gotta play along the clan one at least one of the clan
There's a there's a to be true tournament in 20 minutes, and I'm gonna just play solo I think
Well, that doesn't make any sense
Well, like y'all play to the tournament and then I'll go play the TV to tournament like so
Yeah, like I said, that doesn't make any sense. So
Guys, I just went from flat three to go to or cold three or flat two to go three
in okay okay can we can we genuinely try five more we try okay chat fairs or no
can we try one more it's just a clan and if we lose on everything we done I'm
already in a little what's your plan there I'll try the weapons bro let's
create something different like yeah like wcw like we can't win yeah be like
motivation to kids that couldn't be here today so wait you guys want to play
for uh what like with a plan yeah just another game but this time we're in a
clam you know a little more like 10 a little more like see we can get the
ball rolling I already have a club but I could invite you to it I mean she
doesn't sound like a bad shout you invite you once you join you invite
Um
Who's s4 block your
Okay, what no, I was just in a clan it said I guess someone's on my coat. How do I invite them?
Um
Yeah, wait, I'm I it doesn't work
Yeah, who wants to join the clan right now five gift it on right here
I
Fight ladies in my fight ladies, and you can it doesn't say things there's doesn't work
Damn he's probably not the right promo
So guys we don't really need a clan we just need to defend our man a little bit. I could try one more than plan is definitely important
Yeah, I'll do one more, but then I gotta go I gotta go play this tournament in a sec
Give me something to work with if I win this
Or we win this come on
What do you mean?
Like if I win, would we win this bro?
Come on.
Let's make something out of nothing, kid.
Alright, let's go.
Oh, I don't like that music.
Oh yeah, we got that, we got that.
One in three hours.
That was really all you bro.
Where's the spring of love?
Splash.
Splash.
Splash.
Look at that.
Splash.
First five seconds in a clan.
Splash.
Splash.
We're not in a clan.
Yeah, I'm not gonna run this one
That's all right guys, uh, yo try to dead it wrong time dead ball jump late. Jump late. Jump late
Good job. Wait, what a pinch that was it's a nice map low key
Like rivet city
That's actually really cool. No, I don't have a father
I didn't have a bad play to show you, I just like this.
I already got him, just baked it, money in the bag.
Wait, yes, wait.
You just stole my gold.
What?
Fuck it, bro.
Ron, it wasn't going in.
Look what I did.
How's this steel?
I was gonna go get it.
You were going away from the ball.
my goal bro ever since I joined the clan you know the best scorer in the clan
that is that the scoreboard doesn't really like to find me
stole my boots too you're jealous now that I called you out on this shit
oh now we're just jealous
I'm hitting this I got two to zero days to bear first one of the night good first of many
I have to go for an aerial here.
Surely.
Nice one!
Aerial, aerial.
Nice Roddy, nice Roddy!
Aerial, aerial, aerial, aerial, dunked on aerial, aerial.
What?
Don't fuck with me.
Ah, that was not an aerial.
But was I in the air?
Was I in the air?
Yeah, in the air.
Aerial, aerial, aerial, yo-ing.
And you had boosts.
I had mad boosts.
In the air? Aerial? Was I airing?
Aerial?
Yoying?
And you had boosts?
I had mad boosts
Stars aligned, this is me
Never mind, I'll play some
I go, I go, I go
Oh! I saved ya, I saved ya, I saved ya
You guys eat the ball
That's on me
That's on me, that was a shit fucking touch
Alright guys, this is our first win of the night
Let's just hold on to the league
First of many, you mean?
no I got I got to go up in this like after this game
hey look play bro yeah what play what
no like I think Johnson's in the 22 server
look bro I versus you get in the clan it should be serious
I'm just running about it
I'm warming up now I'm about to start a mini-up
you're warming up now
Oh, I'm hot.
I go, I go.
Over the middle.
I'm actually fucking locked!
Turn me to 50 meds.
I don't have much energy.
I don't know.
How do you not lose your voice?
My voice actually works.
I don't know, man.
You drink tea at all?
Yeah.
Literally just
You got to hit that man
It's right on your dick
Right on your penis
I did hit it
Oh
You gave me push me bro
I did it, I did it, I did it
I did it, I did it
I got it, I got it, I got it
We can get a win together then we are definitely look at the score here
I go I miss I'm so fucking bad
Run Yellow Boots you gotta get back
No, hold on
It's over Good Voice
It's over again, I'll be back
I'm in that Ron, who's out at this place?
Who's out for good lesson? I'm in that, I'm in that
I'm in that
I'm in that
I'm in that
I'm in that
I'm in that
I'm in that
I'm in that
I'm in that
I'm in that
But I'm in that, so you just get them, you just get them.
That's nice.
No, that was cool.
Oh my god.
Good, Jay.
I'm wallying.
Nice fucking aerial.
Yeah, I'm in.
Hit it, hit it.
Oh, no!
Get back!
Get back, get back, get back!
You pitched it, you pitched it!
That's all, that's all.
We're good boys.
Nice.
I'm hitting hard.
I
Yeah, we're in a clan bro, we got something to play for.
Damn!
That was me!
Over the middle.
No.
That was plus five respect too, they're all putting in my chat.
Hit it up!
Nice place.
Nice time.
I go, I go, I go, I go!
30 seconds guys, hold the fuck on!
Hold on boys. Hold the fuck on. Nice Jay. Get in your neck bitch.
Okay 30 seconds. Don't freak out. Get back. Get back. You know what you need.
I said, I said get back.
We're good yeah. You can drop me. I can hit it too man.
You got to call me. I thought you were there.
Bro, just use your eyes, right in front of you, bro?
Look at that setup.
I literally said that up on there.
Right there.
On God, I literally said that.
Right there.
We finally won!
Yes!
We won!
Good shit, y'all.
I'm proud of y'all, boys, man.
Easy.
All right, guys.
I'm about to go play this tournament, though.
I'm locked in.
All right, man?
My bet.
It's fun to play with y'all.
We'll play together.
I have a beautiful last night, dude.
Uh, yeah, it's three, so we'll just let you do the team.
Go back out, Camden.
Yeah, just go back out.
Go back out.
Go back out, what?
Go back out on the game.
We got to invite you to the team.
Yeah, on the game.
Nice good shit, bro.
What team?
What team?
What will we play?
For our attorney.
What?
No, guys, it's a 2v2 tournament.
So I think y'all should play.
Right, so one game, we have 11 minutes, 13 minutes.
One game that we won with the clan.
Now we want to get off off of Winstreet.
Yeah, notice that too.
Rob, you're just son of bullshit tournament.
We can't play.
I gotta know y'all alright I love y'all bro have a good one
I love you bro see you bro
Hey bro it's just me and you again
Just us bro
Maybe it was always just us
I haven't really always been
Have it fun should we play the 2v2 tournament?
I'm not gonna play it I don't care
How's everyone in the chat doing bro?
Whatever bro same game different. Hey, we're I'm silver too. I feel like I low key
But low key maybe a little gold gaming or bronze. Yeah, we can get some rank
I put some muzzak on chatter now
How's everyone do it in the chat, bro, I'm finally reading it
How's everyone doing?
Oh, I missed, with the blinker, but I don't want to smoke right now, I'm just so happy
that I can finally see you guys.
Honestly, I actually love Rocket League.
Oh my god, this is like a game that I can finally play, I can have fun.
I don't know if the viewers have fun watching it, but like, dead ass, it is so fun just,
I don't know if you can see me.
I'll be honest with you, my music is fucked. It's so quiet. You're horrible at this game,
it's so funny. Bro, you know what they say, the biggest haters are my biggest motivators.
I
Now I'm locked okay, what can I do to play better champ watch how I play?
Just like tell me I
Got it. I got it. No you play for it play for it. I
Want to get to gold how hard is it to get the gold?
I'm so good wait do I have to play good or just my god what is my
You guys have to win
They doing now?
Oh nice
I don't know what I'm doing
Thank you for the tier one bro
He's on a leash
I'm hitting a ball.
Nice, that's it.
You're fucking good.
Oh, now I'm on it.
Jinx is playing 3-style, y'all.
It's okay, bro.
All the matters that I'm having.
Thanks.
No way that did that.
Oh my God, we're lucky.
chat then you guys be playing like solo games like Minecraft by yourself the
kids nowadays they'll do that or no
Thank you
Like what do y'all be playing bro
All out of fire god never play a single fallout game if any match you good
Oh my god.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
Yes, sir boys, okay a win here oh
feels so good all right game time let's play over ball everyone calm brother
let's do this I'm gonna stay back get the boost thank you now I'm here at the
boost now I'm gonna go for the classic aerial miss whoa whoa no today it's a
bad bitch that bitch that bitch they're playing back they're playing back you're
gonna play out you're fine you're fine you're fine you're fine I got I got
I got it there it is nice but hit looking to hit off to the middle
I
Tip of the day, I know there's boosts in the middle so I'm tapping my boost ever so slightly
Nice nice nice good hit good
Yep, I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here
Me center just a little bit there it is going for a little bit of boost
Chad, if you didn't know, there's a cruise around the map that makes your car go quicker.
Little tips and tricks by Stamberman Auto.
Wait, you got a regasson?
What?
Fun.
Fun?
Nope.
I got it.
Okay.
Wait, he's there.
I have to.
My double jump didn't work.
I'm hitting him, hitting him.
I'm hitting him.
I'm hitting him.
wait he's there I have my double jump
I'm hitting him hitting him hitting him
nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice
at least I killed him
hey Fort there's something saying I sold
ow how did I sell bro
I caught just ran out of gas in f**king flight dicks
shut up
hold on hold on
No, no, no, he shot rainbow out of his tight rectum.
No worries.
Can't lose the tournament this great.
No, we're good.
Plus remember, we always have that little grace period before the 15 minute mark, boys.
I don't believe in that.
I don't believe in that.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
Nice.
Oh my god I got it!
I have nothing so it's all you right here.
No, he was there like a fucking hater!
Wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
It was a dive! It's a dive!
That dart was me bro!
I have an assist!
Still in there.
Hold!
Equalizer's in.
Oh my gosh, equalizer's in!
Nice, nice! That was actually fat!
There it is centered centered
How are you worse than jigsie? I'm like one of the greatest rocket declares ever. Just give me time. I'm dead serious
On for my life
Oh no, I like to score $60,000 AP damn brawl. I wanna win an AP
Let's quit this band the name of that ass
take every fucking room every time I up gave
you go for a bomb
dead it
hold
hold
my god
No
It's okay
My
No
Nice, yes, okay good one more
Yes
Let's do it. Let's fucking do it
Hey, here's my money, you rich motherfucker, thank you for the 13 months, bro.
You are loved.
Come on.
No.
Are you guys off to me?
I'm good, yeah.
Did anyone look to the score?
Oh, yes.
Nice, good hit.
Come on for it, come on for it.
Come on.
I don't know how to do this oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god
I'm going to hit it, you go middle. Actually I'm going up to this.
No way, you did the fucking vengeance upon us.
Yeah, actually there's a dent, yeah, I hope flick.
No! He was there!
Come on! Come on!
No, I have no boost.
I'm hitting it. It's good.
It's a pun again.
No boost.
He was.
No!
Wait! Wait!
No!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Someone tell me someone tell me someone tell me someone tell me
Outlaw can I put on TTS or is it not worth it? I look you want to try it
Proditions fun
Look for the song
I'm so fucking hungry. I know though. I'm not gonna be a chud. I know I promise you I won't be a chud
go go look for the sub
why don't look mad good right now
thank you bro what did you say?
did you get ass evil?
yeah
go go look for the sub
thank you for the message
long your fat
alright never mind fuck you
go go look for the sub
bang
thank you bro
bang
Bang
It's more than that good looking
Like the more I look at it
So good looking for the sub
You lost it
So good looking for the sub
Wrong you all skin me
Dude what the fuck thank you bro
as if you want to sub your name will be up here too low-key I want to get shaky
hold on with the five gifted thank you bro much appreciated thank you so much
bro that is so much you know what time it is that sound I missed you Ronnie
You're looking so good recently keep going to the gym. You look good.
What the fuck bro? Thank you so much dude.
Oh good luck for the sub.
That's love.
I did sub Ronnie.
Thank you bro.
Bro the cat looking sideways emo to me is a genuine terrorist attack.
Like I don't understand bro.
Why would they act?
I know the chat trolls a lot, but genuinely thank you for streaming and being you bro.
I've been in a dark ass place and you've really helped, more than you'll ever know probably.
Love you bro.
Thank you well.
That's so much- Yo the love recently is actually disturbing like
You guys have been showing me so much love.
Came on its XDS-DVNNNNNNNNN
A Chop-Dretard. Love from Bangladesh.
Yup.
No, but look for the song.
I just want to say that you are the reason I'm still alive today and you changed my life.
Wait what the fuck?
No matter what keeps going on.
Are these fake donuts?
Are these fake codos?
Don't stop being a narcissist and read the books I sent, or maybe go to therapy.
All right.
I really need that.
All right.
I'll go look for the sub.
Ron, you have a soccer mom bill.
What does that even mean?
I have a soccer mom bill.
Hey, what the fuck does that mean?
Why are you laughing?
I don't know.
I don't know.
What's good, bro?
I don't think you have a soccer mom bill, bro.
I don't think I have a little bit more like, Pudge on them, bro.
I don't know what that means, bro.
I don't know what that means on a soccer mom bill.
for the sub like a soccer mom like they got to like hop out there man like you
don't hop out your car Ron you kind of sexy neutral face emoji what is a
neutral face emoji
I'm thinking about some assaibos wait this is the best soundtrack
im serious wait tell me what song is this one
tell me what song is this one please unban me from chat i was drunk
please outlaw crying face emoji crying face emoji
crying face emoji at Stunna Boy.
Are you streaming tomorrow?
Go help Lacey he's crying love from Bangladesh.
Step foot in cinnamon's in their Swiss cheese.
I love you so much that you turn me day, baby.
No good luck for the soul.
Ronald McDonald.
Nope, that's me what.
No good luck for the soul.
An easy way to lose weight is to just eat your final meal at six to seven and let your
body die.
Why is it six to seven?
I don't get about it.
I actually don't get it.
Cameron was a man, love man, in geeked RNT tips right here.
I think it's the worst thing ever for me.
I actually think it's the worst thing ever.
I don't think it's ever going to happen.
There's no chance to tell me what ever you said, ever.
Jason Bedley Island.
It was a feminist from Bangladesh.
I think 6'7 is the worst thing ever.
I'm not even...
Game on you and Ray's brand-eltra is absolutely goaded.
I love the tribal shorts.
Hope you drop more.
We're dropping the pink hoodie soon.
Does anyone like the color pink?
Don't go listening to stuff.
Been watching for six years now.
Wow, Keck.
Jack, sure things.
Yeah, we're still generating a bracket.
Yeah, it's probably having a hard time putting this in the lobby because we're too good.
Your recent transaction for 10 fake donations has declined due to insufficient funds.
Please try another form of payment or contact our support team.
I'm getting fake payments.
Go go look for the sub.
Huh?
Go go look for the sub.
Yo Ron just wanted to say thanks for the streams because when you met my lowest your streams are always something to laugh to.
Also when are the ultra slippers dropping because I won a cup.
So what?
Hey Ron, it's Lai's granny. Get in fucking line son or pull the F up.
But listen man, ladies and gentlemen, I actually stole my money.
Don't worry, what can it come?
W16 Months
She went straight to the casino with that shit?
No, she fucking got a phone call and she bought a free iPod.
iPod?
iPad?
She got a free iPad, it's sort of fucking freaking...
I miss the old days when you were actually good at video games, bro.
Anyway, keep it up, bro.
I'm not bad at video games.
No good luck for the sub.
Pyrrhon just wanted to know that if you step foot in Bradford, he'll turn you into a campfire story.
Bro, I don't know what the fuck that means.
You told me about campfire story. I don't know what that means.
Seriously, dude, you need to go to therapy for your narcissism before you destroy everyone around you.
What does that fucking mean? I'm gonna be turned into a campfire story.
came on it's me astral on the score 55 my kids haven't eaten because you haven't made
a fire yet
I'm painting my hair pastel
can you lower the TTS sound please
we're going to get ju ju ju
it's like Danny again I dare you to try to come get this money again run up
Heron the clan called Ju nice they already won
We gotta make our own bro, tell VXC and stop.
All the love you're getting is all fake, we all hate you and think you are.
Just kidding, you're the ghost.
Yeah, I actually wanna win.
Oh yeah, I'm not kidding, I wanna actually try.
Like, hopefully I'll try for sure.
Oh, okay.
My favorite kind of beat, I get the hoodie before it sells out, tried to get the
tan shorts last time I was driving when the pre-sale went live.
This game is so expensive.
I just wanted to say that I look forward to watching you every day when I get home for
wait for it work love you and your streams let me hold on baby boy it's latest in the
UK and I ain't been able to type since new years last year around here hey wrong it's
me back I would like to be the son oh my you're saying that they're getting
real are you there or no what the fuck is that a trade flip oh my gosh there's
factory reset
I want my action okay no like a bomb bro that's so cringe that's so fucking
cringe so cringe bro so fucking cringe bro
I'll hit it here.
That's good.
Nice.
I got it.
It's okay.
Oh, that's good.
The line is outside of the house again.
What?
That's who came last night.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
I gotta stop panicking
I gotta stop panicking
I appreciate the content you give us daily
It helps us escape our personal lives
and being able to laugh
Oh no!
I love you
No, he's choking so bad
Oh my god, we're all ass
Thank you, fuck
I got it, I got it, fuck it
Sorry
Right again
It was just fucking deep love bro
Fuck in, I got it
It's a tar attack
Nice
Ah, that's not a thing anymore.
I got it.
Ron, you're the only Jew I fuck with W.
Thanks.
Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up.
Is it here?
No, I'm not-
I'm not-
I'm on its Miyabi 17.
Yes, it's real.
I have my really good friend Charlie here.
No, we gotta learn chat. What are we doing wrong? Are we that bad?
No
Oh no, yes, I got it. You got her you
Nice
I'm hitting you, I'm hitting you here.
Good. No!
No!
No!
Yes!
I'm pouring off.
That's it.
Yes!
Good shit.
Yes!
I'm just kidding you are trapped Mr. 29P.
Let's go!
Fucking hell, mate.
oh my god
I'm playing. Come on.
And skibbush. Go for it.
I'm here though. I'm here though.
Okay, go for it. Finish that. Finish that. Finish that. Finish that. Finish all over his face.
that joke this right yeah we're gonna do this
answer the phone it's John Paul calling I accidentally redeemed a gift card
oh no it pinched okay nice John folks in my chair are you fuck off JP
good but you're not great I hope you know if you come to Toronto outlaw and
I
Let's go
Let's go fucking go fucking have rough people really woke up today being born in fucking Toronto
Oh
Gerber time Ron. Are you actually buying you M3 competition breezes selling you can be a good build
My reads are horrible, hey, Lace, what am I doing wrong?
Why did I think you had a day Kirk is live on Twitter when does fucking fan contest begin so I can sign up
I
Just think you hesitate like you asked me if you should go for it
I think you should just either choose to go for it or not big venyahu over here
Just ask me if you got your eyes transfer of the week also you're invited to our island without an imbarbi 17
You know, I'm happy you got invited to the charity match if you want to coach to get you right our message lens
If not, hope you do well
We're going against...uhh...
We're going against 8-off.
Yes sir!
I don't...
Play fix, I have like 5 nods.
We carry the flame we'll fight for the gospel we'll honor his name. We are Charlie Kerr
Does anyone even play apex though does that give me a fun
So good look for the song
W1 year when is the pro club stream with the football players?
I don't really want to play on stream, game war or light soccer, I look like you want to learn in the last furrow.
You are witnessing a gay-mate play, an absolute giga-chat, an absolute sexy and handsome motherfucker.
Delete this part of the Dona Mods thanks.
I can't leave you have me trapped in your closet, answer your phone.
Why are you guys all calling me Sped?
I have a soul more for you wrong. That's why we're going against black orphan chuds
What does that even mean? I don't like what does that like orphan chuds, dude?
Don't try go up in the air from directly underneath everybody in the chat lock the fuck in right now
now we have to beat the black warthog chud
we have to sir
the number one team in the front
literally the number one team in the league
when are you taking the gt3 rs to that track
with the pro racer
oh yeah
are we going ready?
let's do it
well these were heroes i made
We're at bed
I'm at bed, I'm at bed, I'm at bed
It's me
Yeah, I'm back for boost
Okay, I'm going for my boost
I'm here
I'm going
There you go
Oh, nice dribble
Hold on, hold on, good one
I'm always back
I'm looking to new xbox. He has a thing called new egg files. I am sorry to say I'm a part of them
go for it
you miss it hopefully
no way
out of here
they let it for us
my god fuck I wasn't there
Okay
Oh my god there is what a pinch
Here I'm gonna hit it
I'm gonna get scared scared scared I'm gonna go so you gotta go just keep going with it
huge it is I saw no boost
No.
I didn't want to help Matt.
What's wrong?
I'll wait for him to hit it down.
No.
Got it or not?
Not sure.
There you go.
That is?
There it is.
No.
This baby bitch saying no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You're 23 complaining about it. I got it. I got it. Oh, yeah
I'm behind you guys. Can we get you to check for the one time on?
It's okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. SSSSSSSSSS
You're gonna hit it or I'm gonna hit it.
Somebody smells like. I'm gonna smell like.
That's good. Don't look for the soul.
Give them rabbi. Shit. What?
What was that message?
I'm gonna do some schmarts bro.
What the fuck?
Pull my aerial.
How do you do that?
I'm going to get that, get that, I'm bumping, bumping, fuck, it's okay.
You're by yourself.
We're good, we're good, they can't, they don't have it.
They're so bad.
Yeah.
That might be in.
I'm fucking drooling out of my mouth right now.
Same, I just drooled my mouth just fucking open.
Got it.
you again can't go away that's all right
nope
good back it up
I got it
and I might I might just
handle it a little bit
I have no boost you go with it
I can't believe I continue to be
this naughty millionaire
I have earned money when I can't even feed myself
and he's got a massive ego
the evil and doesn't thanks to the nation
No, you just let that in!
You just let that in!
Did you just fully let that in?
No!
Well, he definitely can't have scored it.
But, yeah.
No, I don't want to keep it.
Well, I'll go forward again.
We gotta score quick.
Oh, no.
Please.
I work
I got it. I got it. I got it. Fuck dog. No, no, no, no, no
He's my nose and pitch shots still in your room. Yes. I mean no to that
Nice!
I do have no boost, so go just take it.
I don't fucking know what that big shot is.
No, no, no, don't, oh my god.
I'm hitting it here, don't worry, I'm hitting it.
Don't touch it.
Yes.
No!
Oh my god!
No!
If you know you're fucking on the tourney, you know what time you'll see this mean
I didn't even hear the nose, but your enemy was promised to you 3000 years ago.
HAHA!! NO!!
NOOOOO!!!
I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go
HAHAHAHA
That's way
Good good good good!
I'm hitting it, I'm hitting it, don't touch it!
I'm hitting it again!
Oh my god!
Oh
Not bad
for Benjamin.
We're playing good right now.
God, we're playing good.
Yeah.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Love, brother.
Shit, bro.
I want to hear a real stable lore of the sub-soul.
Here on, we're now going to Montreal
with ex-QC Love United India.
It's his children. No one knows who's seen TV is.
It's MTV.
Go go look for the sub.
The sub sound is bi-seeing TV and Ron used to be called screen scene.
Love you Ron been watching you since peeing court days even before you hit facecam on.
What's, you are not there for that?
What does that emotive of flight?
There we go chat.
Jojojojo that's right.
That's what you are.
are
Done if you gay wrong done if you gay wrong
Actually lock-in bro. Oh my god. Look at them. Oh my god. Oh my Gerberts
His name is phase. Oh my god. It's phase and Jaden a playstation 27
holy playstation
he's on the fucking he's on 27th year playstation
fuck
you got that?
no one in that way
I have no bullets
I hit it here
hit it here
what's that
oh no
nice let me get it let me get it
hey that's you
can you finish that finish it all over that kid
what I got I got it
can you fucking hit
don't pull it
there it is oh my god
actually
they're one and goal
we're good
Look over it's boiling
No, no, no, we're good we're good we're good we're good many there we need me
I haven't touched here
Take it all the way I got no boost
I don't want to jump and go over the ball.
I know, but you just sat there, you didn't even move.
What the fuck are you all going to do?
The ball is about to hit me.
I didn't want to fucking...
You go over the ball.
Oh my god.
Holy shit.
No!
I'm fucking so dumb.
We can't lose to these Jaden PlayStation, bro.
We're good.
Nice.
No, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, yeah!
Is this live?
I swear every time I get on a video game, people just drone out.
People dead ass drone out.
Like guys, we're gonna stop playing video games dead ass.
I
fuck to me
John
you can go
what the fuck are you
oh
you can face that
oh you hit it
oh my god
but i'm so locked right now
no
no no no
no mijo
we're going around here
I'm gonna get you got you got you got you
I'm touching him, I'm touching him, I'm touching him
They saw me
No way! Is that twirling over?
Nah
Is this a lot of time? Is this a lot of time?
They're good
Stealing fast though
That's gonna go in our nef
Oh my god
Oh
Can we have an LL Joe in a spam on a one last thing?
This is my last don't know as I have spent 50 dollars on TTS and I need to meet target
Only women this matches equivalent to fight
to be ready for a dead ball
stay in this
noice
oh no no it's open net it's over
oh
oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
did you
nice I got it
How did you do that?
That was so fucking good.
Just keep it on your head and then you double flip to the side.
You.
I don't want to leave you.
No way.
Oh my god!
You are the gold!
Get out!
I have no, I have nothing.
No!
I was right there!
It's over!
No!
It's over!
Wow, bro.
They're just so lucky.
I got it.
I'm going to go for it.
Yeah, we gotta play up here. I think we just leave on that open
I do I just both go I'm gonna go or you can play back
I have no boost I'm gonna boost I play for a touch
Let's get it out.
I still have no boost. You have to just hit it.
There, you go, you go, you go.
We're good, bro.
Let's try not to leave our net open.
That's the only way they've been scoring.
You know, our net's like, you know what I'm saying?
Me?
I got it.
You can go, you can go, you can go. Take it all the way.
No way, guys.
I'm going, I'm going.
Over.
I'm playing boost.
No.
Oh fuck, I kind of centered it for them.
I'm gonna...
I'm hitting here, I'm hitting here, I'm hitting here.
That's good.
I'm not gonna play off of it, but that's...
No fuck.
Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on. Hit that.
Hit that, hit that.
I know.
Oh my god I got it.
Okay.
Leave me in there.
No I fucked up.
Oh no we gotta get out.
Let's get out.
Let's get out.
Good hit.
Good hit.
Good hit.
Good hit.
Good.
I'm not gonna have to shoot.
I can't.
For you.
Get out.
Let's get out.
Yep.
Good.
I know.
Go out on a boost.
I think again.
Okay I'm gonna go get the hit.
I think again.
I hit it towards you.
I suck.
I suck.
Hit it, just hit it again.
Any way, any hit.
I'm hitting it, don't touch it.
Oh my...
I thought you were like...
Oh no, oh no.
We're good, we're good.
Still good.
Nice. You wanna go for it?
Yeah.
Okay, I'm gonna get boost.
I
Shit
Look at this shit dog shit wait boys one way boys
Easy easy
Patrick and a little bit of a fucking
Little bit of this a little bit of that doing our thing here
Good shit fucking hat trick
hat trick for the boys that's a high scoring game that's got to be a thousand
push-ups wait well we look he might win
wait is this semifinals or finals oh my god yeah oh my god wait Jinxie look you
needed us you look you did I wonder if he's playing well Chad did he win his
My Sable is at my door.
It's okay, banger.
Wait, Semi's is the best of three?
Oh my god!
Wait, this is real rock and leak.
Oh my god.
Get ready chat.
fuck in, everybody lock the fuck in and if you're not locked in, fuck off
so locked
best of three
holy shit, it's actually like we're on stage
best of three is kind of far
I never want a chat to be fucking locked all my lurkers to bro. We see you
I
Remember just those out of play you just know set a play in the neck. I'm not gonna lie. I saw it
Just literally know oh my oh my god
There's some high-level play now basic aerial
up the wall, up the wall
nice
nice, oh my
light work, no reaction
dang, go to hang, go to hang, go to hang
okay, that was good, that was good
that was good
thank you
that was fucking really good, kid
let's go
maybe you want to fucking touch it
I'll go for it
I don't want to read that I don't want to read that
no wonder they're good
you know I suck dick in my fucking tight ass
I'm hitting here nice we're carrying around
we're chicken I'm gonna hit it to the middle of the
it's all you for now
I don't think so.
Right here?
Pressure is too much, there's nothing at all besides thing.
No, I did that bro.
It's okay.
Oh my god.
Yeah, you go, you go.
Keep looking at the...
Thank you Marlin. Oh my god
I'm eating it
Oh, oh you all you for now everything
It's not really in our corner right now bro.
I think you're here.
I'm way through the loop.
Yeah, you did it.
The head?
Wait.
No way.
I can't be there.
Push the map!
Oh my ladies.
Oh my god.
Shoot it, man.
Shoot it, man.
Hold on.
We're still here.
Still here!
Still here!
Yes!
Yes!
Miska Bossa!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Ayude!
Ayude!
Ayude!
How you doing?
No, I'm just...
I thought you were just gonna tell me.
I'm just gonna tell you.
Nice, hold that for a bit more.
Oh, it's good.
Calm down.
I got it, I got it.
Okay.
It's good, it's good, it's good.
Nice! Oh my god, that was scary.
It was really, I'm not gonna lie.
I got it, I got it!
Holy shit!
All you for now, I'm gonna let you go all the way.
I'm hitting this, I'm hitting this, I'm hitting this.
No, no, no, Marlin!
Not now!
I'm hitting it again, I'm hitting it to the right.
Oh, fuck.
I'm getting it, we're getting it.
go for the ball
I'm not dead out there, I'm fully gankers
That's a good bomb, I'm not dead out there
I don't see it.
All you can get is to do what you are doing.
No!
Oh my god!
Yes!
No.
Yes!
Here.
No.
No.
No.
It's all over the ground.
Enemies, please hit it!
Yes! Yes!
This is rockin' me!
This is rockin' me!
That was so cheeky!
That was actually nutty!
No marbles!
You won't even believe it too, bro!
I got my fucking approaching shit.
Buzz repeater on site for the boys.
Lol, lol.
That was a, that was a, that was a game.
Hey we gotta go again.
Fuck.
Yeah, best of three.
Oh my god, my fucking makeshift is exploding.
Oh.
There goes everything.
There goes all the fun.
I wait 30 seconds. I probably am.
Now I'm nutty.
You guys are typing the weather in chat.
No, Jinx he lost. Well we might actually win ours.
Hold on, I'm getting my milkshake.
I
Instantly you go for it. Hi chat is that
So this I'm in here I'm in here I'm in here
No way, I thought I was going to...
I'm not there either.
I'm going to win this.
I'm going to win this all the way.
Every hero makes a mistake.
Wait, has GCC ever won a tournament shot?
Here too?
No?
Oh my god, ladies, we have to win this.
I have to give up this in his face.
I'm not even getting...
Yeah, this is only 70% I know
You get it
Wow, that's just unlucky. It's okay. Good hit. We're chilling bro
So good I look at anything guys it's okay
We're good bro. We're closing out here
Okay, so he's starting to do everything that he didn't do before
Hey, what is going on? We're good. We're good. We're good. I mean this fun. That's good
Oh, he's doing shit, he's never done!
What?
He's playing very good, wow, he's playing very good now.
What?
We're good now.
He's got like, just fucking, or, oh.
I'm gonna hit him here.
He hit him a lot of time, a lot of time.
He do, we do.
We do, bro.
We do.
We do.
We do.
We do.
I
Mean here a lot of time a lot of time you do we do
Oh my god, oh my god, it's okay
It's okay. It's okay. Listen
Every hero dies before before they win. All right. You go. Yeah, I'm not gonna jump
I
Start to wear off. Oh, no, whoa, see now. They're actually like captain though
dude they're getting up there now this is their map
yes! he's just assisting me!
good shit bro it doesn't fucking matter good shit
he just assisted me
wow
got it
let's go
come on
yo necesito mi papamito, come here mido
dead, dead it, be there
oh my god kid oh my god kid oh you oh my god kid I probably shouldn't be saying
that my god we're next games
I don't lose the most I'm gonna get very good I should have been there no I
should have been there ladies I should have been there ladies I should have
been there it's a silly fucking dumbass today
I'm so confused these guys not a discord call together. I just type it in all chat and fucking straight Spanish
Yeah, I don't know what's going on. I don't know if that's going to be bad, good, racist, good.
Oh my god, that's hot.
I'm going for this kid to hit it. I'm not going to come up for the wall challenge.
Oh my god, that was good.
He's going to hit it hard. Nice, they both just hit him.
I'm hitting it. I'm hitting it.
I'm a bastard
Can I go in?
Nice
Oh my god
I can't no boost
No fucking boost
I can't no boost
Trouble brawl
We can do this
I don't know
I can't no
No
I'm just gonna miss
I'm just gonna miss
I can't
I can't
Nice
Nice
You need this
No! No! Yes! We're good, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good.
We can still win, this is big. One goal, twice it, we just gotta play hard bro, don't even
go, we leave the net open. We leave the net open, we can do this, we
can do this, we can do that, I'll see this. Go ahead, go ahead, I'm gonna be on your
right, right. Play for left, play for left.
I'm gonna go steal some boost.
Nice.
Balls on their side.
I have no boost.
I get it here.
Oh yeah.
No he's there.
It's a small chance.
You got it.
No!
one more one more game
you're so shit
yo thank you captain obvious I'm a fucking silver dick rider
thank you dick riders anyone wanna suck my dick until I come
anybody I'm about to do it so if you're interested I'm literally about to come
So
Pin pin
Want to smoke? No, I smoked already and I regret it
to you
Entirely, I mean I just retired
But you're chilling though. Yeah, fine lock in you actually have to lock in
everyone lock in brawl, battle with my first-ever tournament
good game bro
help fucking map
I'm hit the ball
oh my
no I got it back though
I'm hitting him, leave it, leave it, leave it!
I'm not there, I'm not there.
I'm not there, I'm not going to hit it, that dude.
I'm hitting it.
Good boy.
Wait a minute, that's a little pinchy boy.
I got it, I got it.
Sorry I went back.
Oh my god!
It worked though, it worked!
It worked!
It worked!
It worked!
It worked!
It worked!
It worked!
It worked!
It worked!
I can't go back to net, oh my god, I'm going to find this, actually I'll go back, I'll
let you find it.
Oh sour
I'm fighting this go to net
Fuck we're good. We're good. It's the karma top five moments
No, it's it's it's it's moved up
I got it, I got it, I got it.
I don't got it, you got it, you got it.
K-Sign, how many times do you open a five and be cold fucked?
Do you remember what you're doing?
Keep kicking.
We're good, we're good.
I'm hanging this, I'm hanging this.
I'm hanging this.
No, I mess up.
Everyone.
No way we both...
We're good.
Stop only.
What did I do wrong? Did I cancel?
Look, I was like, stop midway.
Alright, alright, alright, you got it, you got it, you got it.
One, one, one, we got this.
What is he calling me?
What is he calling me? Someone tell me a chat.
We're good.
Let's see what happens here.
I should have sobered that. I'm asking you.
Lace?
There it is.
I'm here. Leave it.
Lace, I got him.
I'm going pretty good.
You. You got him.
I am a fucking burger boy, Ralph.
You're so sexy I want to touch you.
You are you are
Okay, she's gonna get I'm gonna get I'm gonna get it. Don't touch
No, I fucking tried to do the side thing
Okay
I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here again
You get back to the only one he's not they're not like that they're not like that now they are now that
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
Okay
I don't want to, I'm going for the bomb
Nice, I got a bomb
Nice, oh my god
He's down, I got him
He's dead
No, no, no
Okay
No I hit him, I hit him, oh my god, take it home
it's in the middle
we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good
go out and score stuff
good hit
nice, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
nice, nice, nice
revenue, I'm gonna boost, I'm gonna boost
Okay, trying to boost. I'm hitting it.
I'm hitting it again.
Pumping golf.
No, he hit it off the tail.
It's okay. You play ball.
No! No!
Oh, that was insane. I actually thought that was it.
I'm hitting it here.
Let's shoot him.
Nice.
There's good pushes on him.
I got it, I got it.
Just aerial.
I'm in there, I'm in there, I'm in there.
No, no, no!
Nice.
We're in the Swiss.
No!
We're good.
I'll hit it.
Wait, what happened around here?
Oh, no.
I thought you were going to hit it.
He's also going to hit it sometimes, man.
No!
Yes!
I saved it!
Oh my God.
I got it.
I got it.
Go, go, go, go!
Go!
You're going to hit it back.
Watch out.
Go on that.
Nice.
Nice good hit. I have no boost right now.
He's just so good. I'm hitting this. Come on.
It's a good hit. Reset a little bit.
Oh no. Blocked it.
He bumped me. He bumped me. He bumped me. He bumped me. That's how it is.
Oh my god. Fuck man. We're just so
fucked.
Did he even mean to bump me, Jack?
Did he mean to bump me?
Oh, he lowkey did it by accident.
No, he lowkey did it by accident.
Come here, drink some beer.
Fucking fell a little bit.
Branked?
I'm down. Fuck, Jack. That was my first time.
first time but I'm getting better though like low key I'm getting better oh yeah
what you can find a spoon look see how many teams we just beat oh my god someone
send you spoons your peel box wait someone did send me spoons my peel box
put somewhere
Wait Jack ask Lacey if he wants to play the 3v3 tournament in 48 minutes 48 minutes
Good job
What?
How do you read chat?
What the fuck does that even mean?
Are you a dumbass?
What does that even fucking mean, bro?
How do I read chat?
That's like asking me how do I stream?
What does that even mean?
Are you fucking dumb?
Are you fucking cheeseburger?
What does that mean?
Good night.
Yo, dumbfuck, you're not going to bed until Tuntuntun has released me an item shop.
fucking dick. Everybody is staying here until that happens. I don't fucking care.
They didn't say yes, or I bet.
Alright for now...
We did the 3v3, we're so much better than yesterday.
Yeah, chat, how do I get better? Like, generally serious. What am I doing wrong, still?
That's my itchy skin.
I feel like I'm understanding how to go where the ball is going now. I have to
now learn how to like aerial properly
I fucking aerial for no reason
Chad, it's gonna after a second. We're gonna fix it.
One going.
Wow, I don't play such a good boy.
Chat, the thing is, to me, if the me aerial isn't even hard in like the play or whatever,
it's like, how do you learn how to aerial in the actual game?
Does anyone know what I mean or why I sound stupid right now?
Like, aerial in practice is like, whatever.
bike
this car is out of gas don't worry
I don't care if I'm bronze, bro.
I'm a fucking streamer, bro. I'm a gamer.
I know how to adapt to the fucking stable fucking Renoto, bitch.
Fuck this.
I don't know.
He chooped me, bro.
After I said my quote, he chooped me.
That's my bad.
We got one.
What?
What?
Yes.
You play back a little bit, girl.
I'm going to play back a little bit.
I'm going to learn some shit.
I'm going to play back a little bit.
I'm going to play back a little front.
Oh my god, we're going to copper dude
Dude, I'm so good that it's so hard to play
I'm playing at the top. I'm playing at such a rank that nobody understands. It's like an unorthodox playstyle
Hey, that's all I work no reaction. I was all right there. Yep. There's a nuts
Let's go bro.
You.
Where'd you?
Where'd you flare?
God damn.
Where'd you flare?
Hold on. Wait a minute.
He's frozen on the roof.
I'm in here.
Diamond's dancing like Biana on a island. He's my husband.
They're both out of the way. Just hit them off.
I just wish I was like not autistic sometimes you know okay so I had a plan in my head okay
so I had a plan in my body I had a plan in my arm yeah there's like every part of my
my body is useless besides my fucking anus because they're fucking me
after the rest
I gotta need my stuff
Me too, so I might as well just put out a net now, and be just attacked.
I fucking hate you though.
I just got boomed, bro, that's a two big boomeray!
I just went flying out of my windshield.
Holy shit
One more I may not be playing good, but I'm playing right over here
I'm playing out of net here.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice.
Good shit, bro.
Come on.
Still don't have time, gotta play. I'll go for it.
Easy. Let's go.
Nah, you can't tell me nothing.
Wait. Oh my god, wait. Oh my god, wait. Oh my god, no.
Okay, I'm going, I'm going, going, going, going, going, going.
That quarks in van.
Oh!
You can go.
I'm going for it. You.
I go, I go.
I have to, I have to, I was trying to hit him.
I'm going to go, I'm going to go.
Oh, there it is. Good hit.
It's a good hit, I just have no boost.
Wait!
Yes!
Yes!
Good shit!
Oh Ron, what if this came on in straight on?
I jumped on purpose to get a flatball.
to get the flatball light work no reaction
they want to say this and that dub
any type of big fan bro don't fuck yourself
don't want to type when they're up dad is lacy want to play her now
I
Make a clan I actually don't know
Fire went up
Kirk oh
Chad low-key man my fucking go to this fucker now
Club
Leave club create a club. I'm gonna call it. How many letters we have for I'm gonna call it
I got nothing.
wall? wall, love name.
The great ball.
Light blue with light blue, all it's gonna do.
I
Did see how they might you know
Maybe click on my name somewhere child I do it
We go to your club or something
I got you you get it get it
right now what I love you guys shot
this place you want to play now it's
about 36 minutes of tournament oh shit
forever and play that too that's not
after that we could bro on God we
could win that the two's almost
I invited him hold on chat this music is looky good
how did you get on stream if you're a jester brother I'm not a jester
I
See what a player no don't waste my time y'all I'm fucking locked
Take that as a yes nice
Tell us you can fuck off real tell Lisa Scott damn
Holy shit, I'm right now. I should try to like fuck over the guys right now
Like we're trying to have someone right now
Tell her that he'll go buy her a Birken if he wins pack draw fucking $6,000 or $1,000
Let's go bro. Hey bro
Yeah, how did you get your girlfriend?
Is this right? Is this right?
Yeah it is. Is this right?
Is this right? Is this right?
Yeah we have a 20 minutes to go and all I want to say is to get these fucking
Go to it
Hey guys, Sarge on interrupt. It's Guapo. Hello, Ron. Hello, Lacey. That's all I'm gonna say
That's not Lacey.
Off to the pack.
I don't give a fuck bro, I'm a gamer, I'm locked in.
I'm locked in, I'm locked in.
If this chat hated me, I'd lock this.
Oh yeah, wait, that guy came in the shirt for fucking you.
Putty-chan bro.
Fuck you.
Hey C-bro, I'm not kidding, we have 30 minutes or so to our middle.
You're all gonna sell us or what?
Why would I sell you?
because you're not playing fucking good you just both missed the ball and expected me to recover
for you who thinks too much there's nothing at all but think i was deep
i'm going back for boost
i'm gonna hit it after they do here
are they gonna fucking hit it how the fuck would you go for the ball if i was
because I am the ball, a mar ball.
Someone put me in edit.
You are bad?
I have that watch this thing.
Oh, my turn.
Nice to go that.
Nice run, nice.
Nice, Lace.
Three go, three go.
Open that, nice.
There it is.
Let's light up.
No reaction.
Let's get that side of the game.
I don't want you much out of a monkey jerking off.
Let's get that guy out of my shadow, please.
could be a little dull
I like that butt
I'm not good off the wall boys I'm never good for it off the wall
I'm not good off the wall boys I'm never good for it off the wall
I wanna dance party
my midget's too quiet I can't hear it
I'm AFK boys.
Yeah, you're AFK?
Hey, what is it?
Is she tell me that?
I gotta start leaning back when I shoot.
Lean back a little bit and then four, I'm pretty sure.
But you said.
Uh, I will say that could have been a goal.
Nope.
Up right, up right, up right.
There it is.
Now it's a goal.
Here you go, leg.
Ahhhh!
Ahhhh!
NOOOOO! NOOOOO! NOOOOO!
What's with the running jack? What's with my dick?
I'm not seeing what your dick is. I don't know. It's probably so sweaty.
Oh my god.
Well, I'm not even kidding. I swear to god, there's gonna be a day where I grow up and I'm gonna see my own...
Here you go.
...like, suns, like, Venus, and I'm just being honest with you. That's gonna be real.
You better not have cheese down there. You better be a clean boy. You understand me?
No infections there in a run in my family.
Why is that like, weird, real? Like, god damn, I can't...
I said better be doing fucking aerials at 12 bro, or else he's going to the fucking adoption
You better have fucking diamond on whatever call dude. He's out by then called 3 932. He better have diamond
It's not crazy to say that
I can't think about it imagine imagine you'd like like wash your son's dick. Oh my god. These kids are getting
Yourself young mad
There's one time I saw my
Cousins penis and boy, I
That fucking thing away. No shoddy
I don't even know what's going on right now.
I don't know.
I need to fu- I'm on- I'm in the Benjamin here now.
Let's go.
I was like, brother, put that-
Lash.
That boy, nothing in the way.
Dude, my aerials are always off by like half a second chat.
Is that just the disabled bus?
No, no, no, no, no, nice run.
It's a really good fucking clock.
Holy aerial off the wall.
Team hit.
Team defense.
I'm not here.
Good save.
Once again, boys.
I'm looking to finish.
Leave it all over him.
What?
No.
You're actually a Jew.
I was good the equalizer I'll go
Oh my it's always like a half-second
bang
Oh my god
You just gotta pay karma. That's karma. No
out the wall way back over the middle fake good there's ads maybe some
I
Do you jump off the wall chat
Nice place nice
Hitting the gym more than once a week for a fucking YouTube channel
See not eat everything like a fucking vacuum
Wow that's such a bad hit.
I would have fucking pat for longer than 35 minutes.
Get out!
Nice. Take it.
Put your heart on it.
I would have fucking try hard, it's so fucking hard.
You know that's a fucking spoiler.
I'm hitting it.
Oh my god, I just said that I perfectly killed you.
I'm dunking it, I'm dunking it.
I'm not done with this shit, I'm a little fat dude.
No, I don't want to get that mattress out bro.
You go Lacey, you go Lacey.
I'm going to go for a little.
Right there, right there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm looking for a dead ball.
Oh, I fucked up.
Oh, I fucked up.
Come here, come here, come here.
Okay, nice thing about that.
Oh my god, let's you guys just pitch that.
Woo!
What's going on for the wall boys?
Fall down bro, like that.
Fall down, fall down, come at me.
actually easy though bro how we do it how we do it choose your tournament winners sir man now
that was the game sir I so he's live wow bro so he's live at 830 did that even go live today
today bro.
What do I know, what is this song? What does this chat song tell me?
Chat the shop chat?
Oh yeah, I actually want to switch to the shop too.
Then it's in the shop, the paint body?
Yeah.
Oh that's kind of fucking really hard.
What other body colors are there, chat of the fettings? Every color?
Chat of the every color?
You go, Lacey. I'm gonna lurk on it though.
Ronny playing that.
Wait, that's actually kind of faked up too soon.
They know how to really ring their fans rockin' and rockin'.
Oh!
Jack, pretty tough.
Wait, no reaction.
Wait, I got an amazing...
I told you, I'm ALS, bro.
They all do what I split the challenges.
I gotta stop missing bro. Stop missing bro. Stop missing Ron. You're fucking dumbass.
Oh
Nicely
Point oh no it pinched off me
About there it actually is coffee watch watch. I did it make girls quick
Nice user. Oh, I didn't see a little pinch there. Yeah, give them a lot of MPH
You go around, I'll go there.
Oh no, it's not.
Oh my god, oh my god, I see you're supposed to stay in that, did he?
Did he, bro?
What are you doing?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Call, they see, call it, I'm gonna go forward, we're going forward.
Call, they see, call, I'm gonna go forward, we're going forward.
Nice, nice, you're too.
No.
Okay, let's fucking touch it, it's all good.
Nice, take it, nice, take it over on, okay.
Take it again, middle.
Come here.
There, they're taking it.
Nice, yeah.
There it is.
It's good shit.
There we go.
There we go.
Nice trick.
Yo, they might as well do it for real now.
What is it?
It's a cello, obviously.
Yeah, how do we like make it?
I'm telling you.
How do you make them have that?
He just kind of do it on their own.
Ah, just take it.
Everyone.
You got it.
Oh, fuck.
What are you guys doing?
I bet you got it off.
That was good.
You got it off.
You waiting for this?
how we find actually LAC fun they were close
dude you want me one more time bro hold on about a pinch action on that oh my
might have been a little too much on that for me
hold on here I can finish this guys we got to start calming true we're not gonna
win it's gonna be calm true true a variable player attorney we actually I
want to win I do you think we could win I don't win I'm gonna be mad
uh someone else made it to finish this?
no.
right, a lazy actually has fucking four walls and lazy has none
can we go to L lazy in the chat that has
can we go to L lazy?
just for the one time?
L lazy for
fucking two assists
two saves
no i get it lowkey
sometimes stashy don't be showing
no lowkey does
man watch this then
I
Just good
I'm so close to be I'm so close to master in the aerial
It has to
We can arrange it
That gives us a controller I actually just went off the wall
Love the energy
I thought you were off the street for a second.
I actually thought you were off the street.
Yeah, what now? Fuck you, Ron! Fuck you!
Wait, your scoreboard is still under me, crowd.
Talk to me when you have a more than one assist.
That's a casual thing. Everyone knows that.
Everyone knows one assist.
Look, you see how mine says one bill, one shot, yours says one for three.
Fucking cheeseburger.
You go for it.
I think they're just giving up.
I saw you doing the kickoff there like I ever fucked.
Let's go! Lacey, what are you doing, bro?
It's fucking Lacey.
Lacey, get a goal!
Come on, Lacey, walk in.
Oh my god, shit boys easy
It's better than AC can they for if it bro, they should play solo trios
Can they fork it so we can just get out this fucking game
No, that's just new. I guess you get more score chat if you
If you win with this
I wonder if you get more fucking yellow. Is it yellow with this or does it just win? I think it's just I don't know
I'm fucking mowing the lawn right here. This is all y'all. They just try to fucking be aware now
I'm just like where my whole goal
Lacey, why don't you try to be a bird over the wall?
This is so weird, bro.
Yo, you fucking...
Goddamn, we're all trying to steer it!
Lacey, bro, catch up, bro!
Lacey, catch up!
Only two for four shots!
I don't have two goals, but one shot, I'm that good!
What the fuck did he just say?
Oh shit.
You guys are actually pretty good, thanks bro.
I'm practicing my aerials all day.
Hey, hey.
Yes!
Let's preach out y'all.
Haha!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Nice.
Let's go, bro.
We got about, like, one or two more until the 20th.
Let's do it. Let's do it, boys.
What age do people stop getting breast-fed milk?
I was gonna say something.
What?
actually good actually I can open the last you go for it I see
wait the 30's in 20 minutes
hello there you are I'm 23 but my EH is 18
I'm gonna be calm actually. Psych!
Psych boys!
Oh they're just...
Wait, is it 2 minutes?
Yeah.
I know it's in 2 minutes.
I'm about to... I'm here on accident work.
I have no boost to template for ya.
What are many people just sit down and watching video games?
Yes, I
That's like
I mean, I don't think second monitor concept bad thing whenever someone's streaming games
I just put on my second monitor and I
Have any other second monitor right now while they're doing work or maybe playing their own video game or
Talking to their friends on discord wondering what the fuck I do with my life
Exactly bro, because watching the game hits, but sometimes it's really not nothing to type, it's just like, fired out on it.
And also like, seeing other people have some on the game makes you want to have some on the game.
You're on my ninth bomb, I guess, uh.
I think any truck drivers are watching me, like, sitting watching me fight them.
They're on fire.
They're talking about you on the intercom, perhaps.
I don't know what he's doing, like, me being the streamer.
Some type of Turkish streamer.
Fucking person dying in the middle.
I'm gonna let you bottom.
You go.
I'll let you.
Run, run.
No, I'm not.
Vita, Vita, Vita.
Yeah.
I'm gonna let you bottom.
I'm gonna let you bottom.
I have no boost.
You?
A little bit, I f**k it up.
Holy f**king.
I think I go for areas
Got another got another got another
Yo helmet person you can genuinely like
I'll take it.
Did you maybe?
No!
I thought I was going to go more side.
We're good.
Oh no.
Oh my god!
Boys!
I'm holding the ass chatted everything.
I've got that.
The pinch.
I have no booze, I'm playing there.
Ergh!
You got that, Liz?
Yep.
Oh, I got the Liz.
Oh, that's right.
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
Okay, okay.
Okay.
Nice one!
Nice!
Nice boys!
Check the ring check the ring check the ring
Cheaps bro cheaps, brava birthday rock-out. I saw that
I'll go
Oh
I'm gonna lurk I'm gonna lurk on you, Lacey.
Wait, low key?
No!
Fucking no!
Shut up.
It's okay, it's okay.
We're good, we're good, we're good.
I know we're here.
Yep, we're chilling.
I'm hitting this.
Nice, Lacey, nice.
I'm about to...
No.
Nice run.
Nice run.
Hit!
Someone, you have to follow it up.
Nice run.
Hit.
Someone, you have to follow it up.
Someone.
I'm going to bomb.
I'm going to fucking boost.
It's fine.
It's fine.
It's alright.
It's alright.
All that matters is that it's alright.
We got to play full offense here.
We got to unload on them.
I'm going up.
I'm coming to wall.
I mean.
I have no boosts.
I have no boosts at all.
20 seconds job.
We're good.
We're good.
How would you do?
That's not.
Holy fuck.
I headed on a center shot.
Nice run.
Nice run.
Nice run.
Nice run.
I got to know sometimes bro that's my fault
Oh, hi.
There's mad beef in it?
Oh, go on. Actually, you go on.
Oh, that guy's like speed poop shit.
What the fuck was that? Wait what the fuck was that?
I don't know.
I tried to just see that, I don't know.
For good, I'll go.
I'm still in their booths in their swan they have no boost if you guys hit it to the spawn
They have no boosts. They have nothing.
Yo, stop bumping you fat bitch!
Wait, oh my god, he pinched it.
I'm not there.
Wow!
Holy cheezer!
They can't be played worse.
What the sticky cheezer? Is that a sticky cheezer? Is that a rat, bro?
Like what is that?
Like what is that? Is that a sticky cheezer or a rat?
I'll change my title to tournament with Lacey and me you go
Night saw the people are watching
You can finish that
No, we're just so fucking important to you.
We're gonna hit it off the wall for a minute.
I'm gonna hit it.
I'm gonna hit it.
Oh, shit.
I'm gonna hit it.
I still have any blinkers?
My life's a blinker.
I don't know what I was going for.
Get on out of there, boy.
Nate.
Nate.
Nice run.
Nice.
There it is.
No, he fumbles me.
Lace?
Finish that.
Nice, Lace.
I was good, that was good center
I was supposed to see two right now, boys
I'm gonna push up
How many are you guys on a big game chat, can someone tell me?
I just got bumped, you guys can finish that though
Please! It's okay
That's all that
Alright, I got it, I got it
It's still on me, ho, son
What the fuck is on me, how am I still on K?
It's me, ho, I got it
Oh my god, no touch, no touch, no touch.
I'm being floater!
Captain, get him!
Get him!
Get him!
Get him!
It's a floater!
It's a floater!
It's a floater!
So we need him.
It's a little halotime for one goal.
Time to dance in Albionna, Iron Light Rihanna.
Actually nuts on his head, boys.
Honestly, do you guys see anyone know that Jericho being with Jake Paul?
And are Erica Costello, does anyone know that, or am I just too old?
Anybody?
No, I got you.
Now off the main I think you'd I would need to hear the meme or
Basically it goes like open man
There's only two on y'all
So I hit it someone go
We used to all this work yeah, I went sideways well, I did the same shit why am I black and white?
oh my god
we still win this?
yeah we have so much time left
oh my god there's no way to kill these lucky asses
why do i like keep going sideways
i'm confused
you're sick
you're left fifth i'm pretty sure
you might just be like
muscle memory holding it
see you? maybe?
oh we'll try
they're on you anyways
i'll leave you if you're lacing
Yeah, let me get a B
We're getting better rotations
I mean that was good defense. That was crazy off the wall.
Hold on here. I'm trying to.
I'm hitting this. I'm hitting again. I'm hitting it.
Back to our side. Back to our side.
I'm hitting this. I'm hitting this. I'm hitting this.
We gotta get a quick over here. We gotta just unload all of them.
We're gonna unload all of this guy.
I'm middle, I'm middle, I'm middle, I'm middle, I'm middle
Oh, cool
He's coming to the middle
No, it's not
Oh, yeah it is, yeah it is
There it is
Nice!
Wait, that's both of them
Come on
Wait, how the fuck was that not my goal?
I don't know if we're...
Oh, shit
Hold on
Go!
Come on now
Go for a run, at least you play for a big boost
Got an axe, play for a big boost
I
Good shit
I'll go what do you play now? What are you?
Come on
This is this is how you win tournaments is winning overtime games y'all come on on our side. We got it. We got it
I'm bumping them I'm bumping them not that I need player now I'm playing back for boost
I'm going up for this nice I see
no shot he gets that
I'm lucky unlucky we get a G G
just two G's bro literally just two G's
I just want to see two G's bro I don't even want to see the email I just want to see
two of them
are you kidding or waiting no when you guys open your legs up is it smell no
dog shit-ass question was that was insane what does that mean when you open up
your legs and now when I open them up no bro no no no no no no no maybe if it's
like a thousand degrees and I'm wearing fucking no draws
I was younger in high school none of my friends like played video games with me
Fact I never played GTA every time I play it they would blow me up if I got in a plan
Just thought I should share a quick. Why were you always in a plane? I just loved it, bro. It's so much fun
No, what is my fucking title? What?
What is my title like what is my title?
Oh, this would be sick. It was fucking not yellow, dude.
Oh, bro, it's fixed my title or I'm gonna kill burger.
Wait, what?
Can everyone type an email of speed in my chapter, please?
Well, I go.
What's a good gold explosion
again?
The paper dragon one?
Yeah, I know splash but it's not in my shop.
I just want a good gold explosion.
Do you think I could ask Epic Games if they could?
I'm going to ask Epic Games if they can give me some codes.
Hey, you guys are wondering if it would be possible to give me some Rocket League cosmetic codes.
Use code Lacey and stay driving.
What if Burger changed his name to Fries?
Why are you watching TV on my TV right next to my fucking TV?
How do I show this?
You can get splashed for three hours of watching Rocket League?
What?
I've watched Rocket League for three hours?
Wait how do I put drops on?
Drops?
Can you get drops?
Am I going to do them drops?
Top top top let me go up here and hear the shirky listen.
I'm sure.
I don't even hear anything you just serve shirky.
I just sell shit my pants.
What was it you were talking about?
What was it you were talking about?
Smell like rancid
Yeah, one time when I was younger, I'll be honest with you. There's another story
There's a bird that shit on my mom. She had a Honda Accord not my mom like my mom's car
Excuse me. I'm not gonna lie. I was like a seven years old. I lived in
What I remember doesn't taste like shit. I also had a neighbor named Raz
I used to go on my street with and he rode bikes and one time there was a tampon on the ground
On the street when we were getting ice cream and when I went to get ice cream
I saw it on the ground I pretended it was a popsicle like ice cream and I licked
No, you did not know you did not and then you know you did not I
Could call them
I did by accident. I thought it was like a popsicle and like when I was younger I was stupid, so like I thought it'd be funny
I swear God, I don't know if the tampon was like bloody, but it was just a tampon on the ground
Oh, but why do you look at me mad?
I was seven years old.
Disgusted.
There's a lot more disgusting stories about my life.
Let me tell you.
There was a time, every time when I was in school,
I would always wear boxers that were so tight
and I would wear like gym shorts.
And if I, you know the metal chairs chat
when you sat down and it was just metal
and like a green seat?
Does anyone know what I'm talking about?
That seat is like hard as fuck.
I used to sit down in class for an hour.
There was classes, every class was an hour,
but one class a day was an hour and a half.
Every single week I'd have one day of the week
where my gym class was before the hour and a half class
and I would start sweating so much.
And when I sat in the seat,
I would have to move around like this,
like shake my butt in my own seat, like left and right
because I felt like I had worms in my ass.
I was sweating so much.
I'm doing it right now.
I'm not gonna lie.
It's a little sweaty.
Yeah.
That was disgusting.
That was actually one time where I did get worms.
It was from camping.
I forgot, I went to camp. It was a camp late, something.
I got worms and a tick on my butt.
I remember, in the shower.
I think I've been 16 months, but I'll have to be a...
High check, area for the torment. This is serious mode.
Worms in your butt.
Ray bro everyone had worms one time in their life everyone everybody has had
worms this is a fact everybody that you eventually eventually you will if you
don't know
I
Chat this is a real tournament lock in if you're gonna love
I don't want to collab with you, bro. You're not out of her KB or take a break
This is a 30 that we win that ass
He's corrupted by this 30 years old
30
Where does that put him that means in 2016? He was 20 years old
He was current he was drew walls current age 10 years ago
deal
Come on, come on, walk in, walk in, walk in, ladies and gentlemen. We actually don't walk in here, no
Just turn the channel, play it on
They suck their shots, their shots, yes
Wow, we just all threw him out for fucking, I'm going back a little
I'm bumping around you want to sort of hit?
Nice!
Oh my god!
I got it!
I got it!
I'm going to send back.
I'm not going to let the bomb tech might be mad at me.
Oh, that ball is way out of there.
Nice!
Nice!
I'm hitting it!
It's alright, that's alright, that's good.
Oh, good pinch, good pinch, good pinch.
Nice run.
Nice run.
Nice run.
Nice run.
Nice run.
Nice run.
Nice run.
Nice run.
Nice run.
Nice run.
Nice run.
I went flying to the windshield bro. I went flying to the windshield. What the fuck was that?
This is nice.
No guys, Ray is not 40 years old, he's got masses.
Can I have your blankets with me?
So that I say I say we need to do great
here.
Yes.
Great shot.
W laser chat.
Thank you boys.
All right listen we have a lead.
We just played to their mistakes as long as we don't make mistakes we win.
All right what does that guy turn?
Easy clap.
Me me me me me.
Yeah I'll work.
Dead dead dead dead.
Easy.
I
To try to hate you
Don't you can play up I'm lurking or I'm playing no I'm hit this I'm hit this I'm gonna get that
We get 100 get the chap for that flip reset that oh
Finish
Holy shit balls
I'm back on Lee, I'm back on Lee, I'm back on Lee.
I'm no boost, I'm no boost.
You can't see the audio.
Can I just go?
It's easy.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
The whole pod's squeaking at now.
It's like a little bit of a pod's on chat.
I'm no boost.
If your boost is gone, I just...
I don't want to go.
I feel like I got a mod in new thing.
Got it on the pod editor, got it on the pod editor.
He's a leecher, he'll be here all day.
It's a good over middle, over middle, over middle, beautiful.
You're alone, sorry.
I'm hitting this off the bounce
Oh, I didn't hit hard enough
YESSS!
NICE!
First time, lads
Shit
This is turning! I forgot to turn it!
This is turning, baby!
6-7
Let's go, man
Let's do this
I'm going for bot
2-0
I'm going to play that one there for a while
Let's go, infrastructure
Down the road
Go ahead!
Oh my god!
Good head boy!
Money in the bank?
Serum man, good life.
You go for a run on the hook.
I'm hitting this.
oh I was on ballcam I was fully on ballcam
yeah are you fucking care bro
yes you're just a cc sorry sorry boys
nice boost yeah I think wait let me check this replay cuz I think we have a
trader on our team we're bucking into our ball yeah I'm not skipping let's see
who's playing for the white blue
sit down
hey it's three of them we got a lucky one, we got a lucky one, got a two?
oh no
I'm here.
Marlin wouldn't have let that cold go on.
He would have used his brains and neurologically stopped it.
Flip reset.
I flip resetted it.
Oh no.
Place.
Place.
Place.
We can't leave on that open.
We can't leave on that open.
Hold on.
We just know we just he's not not all with you about same time
We're good we're good I'm hitting here
HL141!
NOOOOO!
Now lose, low W.
They see you.
Nice.
NOOOO!
Nice run.
my asshole wasn't so fucking fucked up I might reset reset again reset again oh
my foot reset oh fuck I'm in rule 1 I'm in rule 1 oh wait oh my god he's
Swing in the midst boys
He did scoot back he did throw his down that bitch reverse
I'm no goose. I don't know why I'm even going for that
Once now with your own teammate as in Cal
I got this
I gave up
Let's go, first game in tournament W
1 for 1, bro, 1 for 1
1 for 1
Did she, boys?
Like that was a tournament winner and we beat them?
I know bro.
Oh yeah, I forgot.
I'm just so fucking ready bro.
What are you ready for?
I'm just so ready just to fucking play bro.
I'm just like, I'm just so...
Yeah I was saying, this has been fun.
I'm not gonna lie bro, like I'm carrying the fuck out of you guys a little bit.
I'm not carrying to the point where I care, but like, I don't know bro, like
listen, we're going crazy right now, let's not stop going crazy.
I appreciate you caring cuz like when you play with low ranks I know it can be
frustrating so it's really nice
the
I don't care how sweaty they are bro, the Justin Jugglers, they see me out.
Why are they all, why are my whole chat stimming 3W Stream?
Because they don't believe in us.
Because they think that right when we lose they're gonna end.
And it don't matter because we believe in us.
I got ball.
Play it back and play it back while you run now today.
I got it. I got it. Leave it. Leave it completely right now. I'm gonna go back in that. I have
no
off for you guys wait a minute might be a touch might be a touch oh one more one more one
more one more I'm coming out of now I'm coming out of that side bro I have a side W stream
bro W stream it's over W stream playing that playing that playing that playing that no
yahoo nice over the middle over the middle someone
No, I should have jumped, I should have jumped, I should have jumped, that's way back in my back. Good goal.
Nice.
We're better, we're a hundred percent better than these guys.
Yeah, I'm back, I'm back, y'all can do the play.
Nice, good job, we're all playing honestly.
It's back over the middle, it's back over the middle.
Oh, okay, I'm getting fucking arrailed by three cars in my ass right now.
None of them have boost either, they're just drooling.
Oh
Straight out of the windshield she felt broke
You they see oh nice good hit
stream
Okay, I'll play up here
Nice someone got it!
I got it!
No, I fucked up!
He's there, alright.
One might be on the site, alright.
Wait, someone's gotta get back.
I got it.
No, I'm moving up.
We're good.
Yeah, we still win.
We need a gold, though.
Yeah, we have two minutes, bro.
I'm hitting it.
Oh, fuck it.
Oh, there they see.
No.
No.
Wow.
Nice. Oh my god. Oh my god. We're still alive. We're still alive. We're still alive.
I have no boost.
Forgive me.
I have no boost.
No boost. No boost.
No boost.
It's me. It's me.
No, finish it.
Oh!
Someone!
I can't. No boost.
No! You just almost fucking dunked on the body!
Dude, this guy's- Okay! Listen, when we go back to the net, I'm gonna bar- I'm gonna pop up, okay?
Yeah.
You're gonna stop me though.
Thanks.
I mean, Chad is intense, bro. This might actually be the same as RLSES.
Oh, I can't. Alright, hit.
I'm going for it.
No. Anybody, anybody?
Oh.
So on our side, it's all about us.
Nice!
Nice!
Nice!
Nice!
Nice!
Fucking goal, boy.
Nice.
Fucking goal, y'all.
Are you all saying not gonna lie, Chad?
No!
Okay, we're good, bro.
Just gotta lock in.
Keep having...
Come on.
It doesn't matter who it is.
Someone is there.
I'm playing for boost. I'm not going for the ball. I'm playing ball here. I hit him.
Hit him, hit him, oh my god, nice.
Oh.
You playing up?
Shot him at our major right now.
I'm hit this?
Bump him?
Good, good bumps.
I'm there, I'm there.
Pop it up, it's coming right back down!
Nice flies!
That's team work!
Shit, guys!
You're running son!
Oh, shit.
That's all fucking about you go in Gelder Rod you've been there
Bumped him
And I'm gonna do you shouldn't have open. Oh, no
I'm here. Nice. We're here. We're here. Nice. I've hit it again. I say
Oh easy money in the bag
I'm on it to you. Yeah
I'm playing that
I'm hitting this I'm out of net though
Oh, shit, man.
Nice, I see.
It's over for you.
It's over for you.
Oh, free gold, boys.
GG.
GG, boys.
They're fucking hopes and dreams rovers.
FF, bro, FF, simple.
Simple, easy. Goodbye.
They're all playing out of their net. Oh check. We need to go after we need to go last. Oh Dottie boys
In the over man
Oh, I could have on God just sold it
The Lacey yo gets actually crazy
No, we're about to win, we're about to win this one.
So if you lose now, we're out instantly, but like, if we get to one more of these, like,
if we win the next game, it goes three games we have to win in a row, or two.
It's gotta take the best two out of the three, yeah.
It's so far. No, it's...
Yeah, after this one, after this one.
Oh yeah, after this one. I thought we were in Sydney already.
Let's do it.
Do I have time to go take a little tink-a-tink?
Oh yeah, because we can just not ready up for the murder in the face-off.
probably just eating catnicks
no do you read chat I'm reading chat right now you guys aren't typing anything useful
I
Was live online on steam let's start making fun of people
Squishy your dog shit
Ronnie what is cross hair acts
I'm not gonna respond to it.
It's on her.
Maybe it's crazy.
Imagine being like the oldest human in the world.
That's actually a good-ass question.
Like, 111?
Did you see that they're reversing stem cells?
her name's Ethel Catterham she's a hundred and sixteen
she's a fucking she's a walking fossil that's nuts
she's been alive for three wars that's all right that's actually pretty good stuff man
the oldest male is 112 I wonder how much to put a VR headset on
Let me fucking insane
Imagine one senator in those jump scares
What is this?
Me and Cina, so you guys can watch the agent play Hello Kitty Island and me and Cina are gonna be playing Super Bowl
Ron just takes me saying Ronas man playing Goal. Yo, let's play something else
Isn't that what Ronas man are playing? Oh no, come on. Let's play something else, bro. I feel insecure
arena boys all these guys are gold tournament winners oh hell no
she says you be better why are you singing your outro
trust me Chad not on the underdogs guys and I'm a dog story is about to
happen remember what fades once you were under dogs
I
Santi L pro yes anti L pro and suave cremas we should just ff I will literally die behind that theory
No, we can't play like that. We gotta be confident going into it. Do you think we're wrong?
On plant three to one Golden State, he think he was fucking just sweating like being nervous. No, Ralph
He's locked in. Do you think when Michael Jackson lost against his first basketball team?
Well, right, they gave up. No, he kept going
Well, the greatest players are some of the most hidden
Yeah
We can be us, we can be the hidden champs.
We are hidden champs.
We can be the ROCK-HEMS.
I mean the truth, if we're being honest with ourselves, the truth of the matter is we're in a old tournament and we're all Platinum right players so.
We're all fucking Diamond right players.
This guy does have a ready up key, I think.
He's just a droid perma.
I'm a fucking push-a-talk.
You?
This guy ready up, bro?
Yeah, Makarina's. It is!
What's wrong with you? You go wrong, you go wrong.
We're good, bro.
We're good, we're good, bro.
I don't know what the fuck they're doing.
I'm hitting this, Lacey, leave it.
He also went for it.
You have no one in this.
We win here, bro.
We have to make 70s. I want back to 3 again.
We have unfinished business.
Yeah! Nice job, Lacy! Nice!
Sooo!
Early goal!
Mi Hao, Mi Hao!
Hooray!
Yo, necesito a papami to cami amigo!
Oh my gosh.
What's going on, Tarzan?
I have no boost. I'm gonna jump from this hill with what I got.
Nice, Ace!
I'm looking for bumps, I'm looking for bumps, I'm looking for bumps.
No way, yes!
I'm there, baby!
I'm there, baby!
Good shit, bro.
Alright, we came to play, bro, c'mon.
Good shit, guys.
Okay, what is he doing?
Yeah, I'll go.
Nice guy.
That's why he's spitting triple T.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Nice.
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
Moving, moving, moving, moving, moving, moving.
Oh he doubled up over me.
I have no boost.
Don't be spitting up people I have.
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
Nice good shit.
Is that a goal?
Nice guy.
Wait, Lacy, what's going on here?
Wait Lacy, what's going on here?
Came to play!
It might be over
We can get out of here so
Uh, I'll play now
Yeah, you all too
I'll play now
I'm coming out of there
Still in there
I'm coming out
This kid's just sitting there
I'm bumping in if you guys wanna go
I'm playing now.
I'm fine, I'm sorry.
There.
Let's go back in the middle.
First time chatter on this guy, dog.
Nobody, I'm not good at the game.
I'm having fun.
Nice!
I'm ahead again.
I'm here. I'm getting this.
It's over for him. It's over.
Yeah, they're in fucking Burger Town now.
We have no one in there. I'm going back though. I'm going back. Welcome to play.
Yeah, he's coming back. He's coming back.
Nice run. It's fine.
Hit it, Lacey. Hit it hard.
That's why I'm trying to tap it over.
Nice.
I think we won.
I think we won.
There it is, the evo.
Nice.
We won.
Wow.
Oh.
It's the evo confidence, confidence.
Hey, now we go to semi-finals.
This is fire.
Yeah, now it gets real.
It's where we get out on stage.
This is where the stage is, boys.
This is where heroes become villains and villains become heroes.
Boys, boys, boys, boys.
Boys, boys, boys, boys, boys.
Bubbles, bubbles, bubbles, bubbles.
Let's do it.
Ron, next time give us better angles please.
What are you talking about, bro? I'm not a cameraman, you dick rider.
I'll give it a 10 months.
I
Morio can you give me a favor, bro? Can you stop liking fucking tiktoks? I'm looking at you just like like a thousand things, bro
Like what are you doing on my page?
I'm just gonna let y'all know we are officially on a new level of lane first in the entire
tournament.
Good shot man!
Let's fucking go!
Chudboy!
Chudboy!
Chudboy!
Chudboy!
What if Rocket League is the friends that we made along the way?
Sorry, I stopped talking to us.
This shit is getting real.
This is better than the other three.
What the fuck is going on?
Dude, imagine a fucking hot dog right now in my throat.
I'm dead serious bro, a hot dog would actually be so good right now.
I'm dead ass.
My throat is so poor, oh my god.
What do you think, like, what do you think that Bruno Mars is doing right now?
What do you think of Brutomars is doing right now?
Probably some fucking radio shit.
What do you think of Drake's doing right now?
Probably just doing the coolest shit on Earth.
It's probably Akship. We're not getting pork tongue by PLs.
We'll say it's a nice man. Throwing off a challenge bro.
I wonder what Bruce and Lucky are doing right now?
They're probably just hanging out, kicking it.
It's just like...
I don't know. They're probably just chilling.
I might even be smoking bro, I'm not a fart though, not a much up, I'm going to tap town y'all.
If someone got me in the P.O. Lacey of triple on one they sent it again, I put the tap caps
on it.
the triple one yeah have it jagged takumi see what they can do against us man
guys what do you think Marlin's doing right now
Marlin's gonna have a rude awakening coming to this house when it's fucking
filthy in his room and there's fruit flies multiplying oh my god oh no it's
bad bro there's like meat too it's maggots I mean surely they'll grow a
simpler
now I'm out of here
all right let's do it y'all
Big game, you got talent.
Uh, what is that username?
What is that username, boys?
Uh, okay.
But they hide behind.
Don't touch the one on the ground.
You guys are the best of three, all. It's the straight game time.
This is the actual game.
Yeah, y'all. I think we win this in our 3Dex out, y'all.
Yeah, what do y'all think?
Boys, bravas?
Bravas? Boys?
E.T. Caps?
No, y'all said that every game so far, we didn't win.
Oh, they're in the DRL clan.
Tama!
You guys see my shadow on the bottom left?
Did I see what?
It's behind us? It's getting up there.
No, I always wonder what a decent traction felt like.
Free.
And so how do you question what be like? You're not like, dude.
It's like, literally nothing.
Dudes.
I'm literally just a normal fucking kid.
It's just like...
Yo, can you...
Watch your fucking phone in my face.
Oh
They did they heard you
Lace wrong ball
I'm looking for it, I'm on a net.
I'm bumping.
Keep it up there with me.
No one in there.
Wow, wow. It's okay, it's okay.
Whatever you guys like, go for a shot or something,
you guys need to come back to net so I can go out.
Okay.
Because otherwise I'd just sit there all day.
Yeah, one of us had to go on net, we didn't come that, we didn't come that.
we're good bro it's also the best of three it's only one gold for four nabbitz
yeah Lacey are the lights too bright are you fucking stunned not a calmer in
sight yeah like Lacey what are you gonna low I'm hitting this ball I'm not hitting
the ball I'm fucking right over my teammates okay that's my teammates
I'm gonna stay back. I'm gonna stay back. They're saying GG already W shooting the time lock it
Fuckin'
I'm locked, um
I'm playing out of the net
Bring it back
It's okay
Sitting boost
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Right in front, so when you pass it to me, I'll be here
Yup, oh my god
Over his head!
I'm finishing it, don't touch it!
Save! Save!
Save!
Good gun, straight go
That was really good
Good gun, straight go
That's a good touch from you too, I'm god
just keep doing us bro you got both I'm lurking on it lurking on it
I'm gonna play Magiskits
well done well fucking done
just a little bit of a reset and there we are there we is there we is
it's literally sneak it into all right yep you I'll work on that
yeah you got it up I'm following this nice he's gonna hit it I'm gonna play
off are you guys I'm playing that I'm coming on a nice test I'm still in
Oh my god.
I'm gonna demo, demo, demo.
Nice. I'm playing for ball.
Hit him. Hit him. Hit him. Hit him.
It's really not a good hit.
I'm rotating around.
They're trolling. They're not good.
They're not good at all, bro.
I'm playing for ball. No one's in there.
Nice. Nice.
It's 2v3. Nice.
Nice job. Nice job.
Nice. Oh my god.
We're good.
I'm playing ball here.
I'm going on ball flying.
Good hit.
It's over the middle.
That's beautiful.
Oh.
I'm playing for it.
Aerial, aerial.
Nice.
You're looking at score here.
I hit you on accident.
We're good.
Wait a minute.
We'll have it.
On!
That's awesome.
That's awesome.
We're here.
We're here.
We're here.
good shit boys three unanswered fuck them you go for it I'll play net I'm playing
for ball I'm playing for ball might be coming to you nice good hit I'm out of
I'm coming for the ball, wasn't that?
Now to get touch.
Hit it out, hit it out.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
Oh my god, Chad, we gotta do this.
Oh, I fucking missed.
It's nice.
I got it out, it's going, it's going, it's going, it's going, it's going, it's going.
Hit it, hit it, hit it.
Oh, he shot it over me.
I'm leaving now, I'm hitting this.
Nice.
I'm going back to net.
Wait, I'm ducking on it.
My anus hole is so fucking...
Oh, I'm coming out of net. Hey, let's leave it, leave it, leave it.
I see this.
I'm dead by one.
Hit it middle.
I'm through the way, I'm through the way.
Ah, too late.
How about this?
Go ahead.
you only you're an LAC I have it you got you
get it up I got it I'm trying to play bombs
I left it I should I should have left it that's not your fault I did
it's not your fault I just shouldn't have gone up I should have gone up
I just have to
I hate this chat bro we talked about I haven't progressed
I'm going for a ball
I'm going for two laces
Yeah, so we're coming maybe
I'm playing for boost now
We're good, bro. It's time. They're gonna have a good shot here. Oh nice
Nice oh
We have no one in that no one in that I'm going back. I'm going back
I'm coming out of it you gotta run. I'm not coming once. Yeah, just y'all right now
I gotta play boost, I gotta play boost, I gotta play boost.
Okay, I'm coming up then.
Play that, play that Lacey.
Okay.
Or maybe for you Ron?
Let's do it again, let's get it.
Keeping on their side.
Maybe coming again, so I'm coming up.
No boost.
I'm handing off the wall.
Okay.
Lacey, are they back?
Yeah, yep, I'm already back, I'm already back.
No, they're gone.
I'm leaving that leaving that leaving that I gotta do I gotta do
Easy
No, we're chilling bro, they see you go for Ronnie playing that
I'm just playing my role chat.
I got it, I got it.
Someone needs to get in that.
I'm getting in that.
I'm in that.
I'm clearing it fully.
I'm going to hit such a good one.
That's team one, that's team one.
Good shit, y'all.
Good shit, y'all.
Maybe top them?
Nice job, boys!
Let's go!
I don't win my first ever tournament, bruh.
Let's go!
Let's go!
Wait, you hear that?
Listen to the crowd!
Listen to what they're chanting!
Do you hear them?
What are they chanting?
Game 2, game 2, let's go!
Wait, I just had to stand for the Rock League.
I thought you were giving them a chance, y'all.
I thought you were giving them a chance.
left wait wait laser out yeah just disconnected me what I'm gone I don't
really says I'm joining it's a great China D-doss us we're so good Jesus Christ
It's me, it's me, it's me.
I'm lurking.
Oh, that's a great kickoff.
I'm going for a touch.
It's been a center!
It's a guy. I'm going back.
It's a nice map, too.
I'm going for a touch.
Is someone getting that?
Nice, that's fine.
I'm getting boosted.
Touch someone?
Nice one.
That's one! I might not make me move!
Yep, I'm not getting boosted.
My run is done!
Yes!
Good shit!
Yes!
Good fucking shit, bro.
Nice.
My controller smells like saliva.
You go for it.
You go for it.
I'm lurking on it.
Oh!
Come on, go ahead.
Come here, come here, come here, come here, come here.
Yeah, find out.
Yeah, there you go. I'm going up for this.
I missed. Fucking fully missed.
Somebody's getting that.
We're good, we're good, we're good, we're good.
Oh, that was a good hand. That was a good hand.
We can't, we gotta handle all these fucking goals. It's fine.
I'm hitting the ball, it's on the ground now.
I'm hitting again, I'm hitting again! Oh no no no no no!
I just fucked up, sorry.
Oh no.
Fuck you.
Oh no, it's okay, listen boys, listen boys.
Lovis, it's okay.
Lovis, it's okay.
Lipstick, Lipstick.
We're all playing Lipstick right now, that's a problem.
Lipstick, bro.
All the time, man.
Guys, we're Lipstick right now, Lipstick right now, it's fine.
I'm sorry.
It's useless to be here, I'm here.
Oh no, I'm locked.
Yeah, it's cool, I just get out of there.
I'm doing I'm not holding a chat. I'm sorry. I'm not holding it
We're good up
Nice finish the finish it Lacey there you go
We're chilling we fucking store
good and we already won game one fuck these days
alright you run, where else you lace?
yeah I got it
nice
fuck
I said I'm gonna get it, I'm gonna get it, I'm gonna get it
I demoed it
got boost, got boost
Chad do I gotta tilt up? What's wrong with me?
Oh no, wait, he's back?
Holds back.
I'll get ball, I'll get ball.
Nice, that's good, that's good, that's good, that's good.
We have no one in there right now?
I'm hanging on.
You can call that little urbier, they know you're behind me.
Right there right now.
Have no boosts?
How many do you have?
You got it or no?
I have no boosts, no, no.
Nice one!
Nice, nice.
Like it I can I can fuck this one this kid's 100%
What the fuck is that what the fuck was that I just pinched it to the ground it went
We gotta get, we gotta get at least, oh, I fucked us up.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
We can get two, man.
It's all good.
Okay, we can do this, we can do this.
You guys don't realize, bro, the game's not over at all.
I know, I know, I know.
We can win this.
We can go for it.
Go for it, go for it, go for it.
dead dead dead dead
touch the back
oh my god that made me go
trot trot trot trot
anybody?
oh fuck, we're good we're good
I think we just play on in there and go for goals and we have to go for those
Lays it's hard to
We gotta go for goals we gotta go for goals
We gotta go we gotta go we gotta go we gotta go
Alright go it go it
Nice!
Hit it
Nice
Nooo
Can you do this?
Yeah.
Come on.
Come on boys.
Hit it in the middle!
Oh boy, oh f**k yeah, off the middle, in the middle!
No, it's not in the middle enough for me, I'm a f**king chud like 5.
Let's do this.
Little...
Oh, that's a guy, that's a guy chatting.
It's game 3.
I'm gonna go one more game.
Worst case.
Wait, I see, I got it, I got it, I got it!
Oh no.
this no my family side boost that's why I know it's a good shot
oh chat unless unless one more okay just one more one more one more
there's something in our game bro you have to walk in the hoot it including me
doesn't matter who's in the net we just have Tom when you're not in it yeah
If you're going back for boost then just say you're going to the net
Unless y'all want to just all be attacking the whole time. I don't care either
Yeah, I think it's been working. Yeah. Yeah, it's been working. Yeah, I just couldn't tell
I'll go for it
I do, I do sideways thing again.
I'm playing, I'm playing, I'm playing it.
I'm playing it.
Whoa, what the fuck was that?
Oh my fucking god.
Oh my fucking god.
Nice.
No one is at the bald forever.
I was just tired of it.
Pumped one.
Time to clear that.
Oh, their goalie is so cringe.
Nice save.
No.
That's it.
Pump him, nice, pump him.
I did, I did, I did.
No, I just told you.
I bumped him again!
Easy!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
I almost said that about for a while.
I actually only spawned instead of fucking aerialing.
Chad, how do I stop them from happening?
Bump number one.
Oh wait, another little sped.
Bump number two.
Nice, Laze.
Money in the bank.
All right, you Laze?
Yeah, yeah, I'll go.
You playing it?
You playing it?
That's me.
That's me.
Play it, play it
That's me
That's me
Okay
Get out of here, bitch
I'm hitting this
I'm trying to get this out of here
That's
Ha ha
Oh my god
Hold on, hold on, hold on
They're not even attacking
They thought we were gonna hit them
Oh no, oh no
Oh no
Oh no
Oh no
Oh no
Oh it's
I have no boost
Get out of there, please
Good pinch! That was actually really easy!
She had no boost.
I'll pick him.
Run back, run back, run back.
Good hit.
Oh baby hit.
Nice save.
Better than no hit.
I'm in the net, I'm in the net.
Got it out.
It's going up, we're good.
Bang, pinch, pinch, pinch, pinch!
No!
Damn it! This stupid fuck!
You're good, you're good. Just get back in that when he respawns.
Oh!
One point.
Nice, nice.
Think it was ass?
Line up, please.
Got him.
I'm going for this.
I'm going to this guy.
What?
This is rocket, like a bottom line.
Defense!
Nice run!
I got no boost, no boost, no boost, no boost, no boost!
Nice, that's how we do it, baby!
Come on!
You playing up?
Hit the middle, fucker, come on, drop!
Oh, I got fucking boomed!
Hit shit!
I'm living that, I'm living that!
Okay, okay, okay.
There, there, there, there, there, there, there!
Nice, I'm calling the ass that doesn't occur to me!
I'm playing that, playing that, playing that!
Did it hit?
Up!
I'm just...just...just want an accident.
Bump's on one. It's only two on the ball right now.
I'm just going off the ball or something. I'm making it out.
Is that what it is?
Right there.
Nice!
Nice run. We call these guys.
I'm sorry.
Hold it, hold it, hold it.
I'm going for this. Actually, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm in there, I'm in there, I'm in there.
Can anybody get out?
Fuck my ass once I come.
Can I get it out of here?
Okay.
Can I put it?
Yep, um...
What the fuck?
I got it.
I'm fine, I'm fine.
I'm taking it, I'm taking it.
Dude, I'm playing good defense, no chance.
Don't lie.
Holy shit.
Wait a minute.
Sure.
Back in the middle?
Yeah, I'm gonna...
I don't know, these kids aren't doing anything right now.
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
I mean, let's just keep...
As long as you just fuck each other.
Stay back here, I'm staying back here.
Yep.
They're coming, they're coming.
I'm playing up on this after a hit
I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. Nice one. Leaving it. Oh, it's a family.
30 seconds, I'll explain to you right now. Okay, let me get that out. Come on, get it
out. I'm on ball. I'm on ball. Nice. Nice. Oh my gosh. I don't lose. Like that.
I got the inner chute.
No way he choked me!
I just got put in the clip!
I did ask, I put in the montage!
I'm dead serious!
I did ask, I put in the montage!
It's okay.
Oh my god!
Okay, someone else should play in that low key.
Basically play in that.
I'm going for block.
Someone, they're heading out.
are you fucking kidding me? actually how?
I said I didn't want to play that time, I did say that
I know I just couldn't get back in time
she's gone there
I played that
actually I'm not playing that, we just have to help out
that is incredible
wait a minute, oh my god wait
no way, Liz, you gotta hit it
no way, bro
That's really bad.
Oh that's so bad bro!
Well, might as well put some comp now.
Oh my god.
What a way to end the night.
Wow bro.
Oh
Really up at 30 seconds
That's not good that's like disappointing honestly
Usually made to the semi-finals I have to win one. I haven't won a tour me yet
that's actually disappointing man might as well play some ranked
fuck my ass bro maybe this game is not meant for me bro
alright boys see you tomorrow bruvus see you tomorrow bruvus
alright
My boys
Little eight-hour stream
Eight-hour fucking stream boys off nothing even planned today eight-hour stream not a bad shout. We're a bad shot at all
I really know what I'm doing tomorrow
See I should be live
I gotta figure out what to stream
That's pretty fun off. No plans. That's pretty fun
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It's not in there, it's in there.
What's going on?
Good stream today, bro.
Let me see the blue.
What do you fucking shoot today?
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