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02-26-2026 · 7h 40m

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[00:06:00] You're not ready for my gaming genetic, bro.

[00:06:23] My gaming genes are kicking in.

[00:06:25] Facts are no chat.

[00:06:26] Facts are no.

[00:06:27] Like, don't lie.

[00:06:28] Don't lie.

[00:06:29] Don't lie.

[00:06:30] R2-D2 was good, Mog was good, Stage was good, Jill was good, Jacob was good, bro, I'm dead ass too.

[00:06:37] Gaming larper? I'm a gaming larper? Are you dead ass? Are you stupid? Bro, just put a

[00:06:45] kek vibe and just relax, bro. Like, bro, do I need to like set the tone real quick? Like,

[00:06:49] bro, do I gotta set the fucking tone for today? Like, come on, bro. Just chill, bro. Just

[00:06:56] Just, just, if you can catch a vibe I'll be real good tips.

[00:07:01] this is good vibes bro this is hold on hold on hold on hold on fuck that

[00:07:31] Fuck that!

[00:07:33] Fuck that!

[00:07:35] Same shirt.

[00:07:37] Yo, how the fuck do I literally just enjoy my day?

[00:07:40] I'm literally just wearing a t-shirt.

[00:07:42] I'm literally just wearing pants and someone said same clothes, same...

[00:07:46] Bro, shut up. I just got back from the fucking gym.

[00:07:49] How about that, bro? How about you shut up and just fucking vibe, bro?

[00:07:52] Simple as that. And no, I'm not lying.

[00:07:54] I did go to the fucking gym, you dick writers.

[00:07:57] Don't bookie made. Thank you. Look go to five gift. It was good. Tell them that I what tell them I also bought you into alo shirt

[00:08:05] Boba bought me this shot. Is it valid or no?

[00:08:09] Like is it valid or no? It's an alo shirt. I don't know apparently it's valid your tricks to be able to two months

[00:08:15] They're both able to turn on the same boobs. No

[00:08:17] No, W. Kimmy be honest. Is it crimson having a girlfriend?

[00:08:21] You can be honest. I'll take it on the chin. I'll take it on the chin

[00:08:24] I'm dead ass bro. Is it is it is it cringe? Yo, do y'all even have girlfriends?

[00:08:29] Do y'all have girlfriends or boyfriends any ladies in the chat? Do y'all be having any of these girlfriends boyfriends?

[00:08:36] Bro, I'm not even kidding. Actually. I want to give a throwback song. Hold on. I like this

[00:08:40] I don't know why this song reminds me of just like

[00:08:43] Like hold on

[00:08:45] So you're still thinking of me just like I know you should

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[00:08:57] Will be honest with you was music better back then

[00:09:00] Holy shit is the banger, bro. This is dead as a banger

[00:09:04] This is actually a banger. This is such a good song. I'm actually I'm dead as I'm adding this to my playlist

[00:09:09] I swear to God what year did this come out?

[00:09:12] What year 2017 you're telling me this came out when fortnight came out. Oh

[00:09:18] No, no, no, I'm actually getting old. I'm dead ass

[00:09:21] Yo, Chino, they were five months, bro. Good morning, everybody. Who's ready for a night?

[00:09:26] Two slimy clears. So you're telling me you would rather my stream start with fucking...

[00:09:31] No, no, I got you, bro. No, I got you. I got you, bro.

[00:09:34] Wait, hold on.

[00:09:41] Yo, these beats are actually crazy.

[00:09:54] Yo, these beats are actually crazy!

[00:10:00] The fuck is this ending in the song, bruh?

[00:10:15] I just skipped half ways of the song.

[00:10:17] What the fuck is this ending?

[00:10:18] what is this bro what is it wait why is this fake d-set wait hold on wait all

[00:10:33] jokes is done hold on I'm getting

[00:10:36] Wait what the fuck?

[00:10:43] Loki I'm ascending!

[00:10:47] Wait why is this good?

[00:10:54] This is Loki fucking beautiful.

[00:11:03] Too slimy to win a Grammy soon. What instrument is this, chap? What instrument?

[00:11:16] Wait, that was fucking beautiful. Too slimy. That was a violin.

[00:11:21] Dude, since I already know how to play the piano, I feel like it only makes sense for me to switch instruments.

[00:11:26] I feel like I have to learn...

[00:11:28] I feel like it's time that I learned a new instrument, so I think starting next week

[00:11:34] We're gonna start violin practice on stream. Yes violin practice. We're gonna start violin practice

[00:11:40] What did you slink me bro money and drugs? What is this bro?

[00:11:43] If Scorpio 2 is linking me music is it gonna be good or bad y'all tell me honestly?

[00:11:58] I don't know bro, even if it's even as people that I know I'm not it's too early in the morning for this bro

[00:12:04] Too early in the fucking morning for this bro. You guys are mashing at fucking 12 o'clock in the afternoon. Shut the fuck up and catch

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[00:18:20] Hi vice thank you for the raid I guess

[00:18:23] Geez Louise you know breath fucking I don't even like him. Hi y'all boys. I'm gonna see you tomorrow

[00:18:27] Love y'all boys. Love you stream. Good vibes. Good energy. I'll see y'all tomorrow

[00:18:41] I'm kidding. Thank you high-fives. Yo, you know, it's crazy and y'all are I don't even know why I don't even you guys are gonna

[00:18:47] Say cap regardless

[00:18:49] Bro, I went to the gym this morning

[00:18:51] I went to the gym this morning and I was watching a high-fives on the treadmill

[00:18:55] I swear high-vives you'll see every morning. I watch your stream high-vives. I like watching Rocket League

[00:19:02] Dude, I swear I

[00:19:04] Swear, that's not cap. There's no lie in my cap, bro. There's no cap in my rap. I meant

[00:19:10] Bro, I'm serious last year not last night this morning

[00:19:14] I went to the gym after the gym during the treadmill. I was watching Rocket League simple. I'm a W. Bro

[00:19:21] I'm a W rock. We get W's

[00:19:23] Show your app. Oh my god, so so you guys want me to show my app again again. You want me to show my app again?

[00:19:42] Look bro, see see it's right here right here

[00:19:48] There we go bro five whoa, we are officially five days in a row whoa

[00:19:57] Whoa, it's not a I it's not a I it's not a I shut up

[00:20:01] Shut up bro. Give me credit. We're credit is due bro

[00:20:04] How many days in a row until I'll notice a difference and I'm not even trying to be funny

[00:20:08] I had people come up to me how am I a sub bro?

[00:20:12] Why do you guys always type messages like this, bro?

[00:20:14] I had someone come up to me

[00:20:15] I had three different people come up to me. Tell me that I look skinny. Do I actually look skinny, bro?

[00:20:19] I'm not kidding. Everyone has came up to me and told me that I look skinny. I

[00:20:24] Swear I swear, Brandy David in nine months

[00:20:28] Ron, how do I get fat like you?

[00:20:31] All right, bro

[00:20:33] Scoob a Ryan tweet. Let's check this out

[00:20:35] I'm getting set Raki posts at fucking noon in the afternoon, bro. I'm good off this

[00:20:42] This color

[00:20:44] Should I wrap my car this color?

[00:20:48] Dude this is crazy bro look at the fuck no bro look at the car ban look at the car ban

[00:21:01] This is buns I can't lie Scorpi you literally drive nothing besides my penis you do realize that right?

[00:21:08] Like you're just on my dick always bro like you always are on my penis

[00:21:14] D. Lou funniest fuck. Oh, yeah, I'm not gonna lie

[00:21:17] I was supposed to be here for this class, but I couldn't make it I was at a dentist appointment

[00:21:22] Yo, I don't know what it is

[00:21:23] I opened up my Twitter calm and people are saying oh, I guess the dentist killed Ron

[00:21:28] I guess the dentist kidnapped Ron and then I saw everybody and I mean everybody in my Twitter calm

[00:21:35] I'm talking like I I swear to God it was like a hundred posts in a row

[00:21:39] It was like a hundred posts in a row of just

[00:21:43] Speed doing that fucking one emo. Yeah. Yeah, bro. Oh my god. It's in my chat, bro

[00:21:48] Just it's in my fucking chat. It was it was literally what whatever that fucking like

[00:22:35] What happened last night?

[00:22:44] How was the class yesterday?

[00:22:45] I didn't go.

[00:22:46] Damn, bro.

[00:22:47] Wait, is Ni Hao?

[00:22:48] I'm not trying to be stupid.

[00:22:49] Is Ni Hao?

[00:22:50] I thought it...

[00:22:51] Okay, fuck.

[00:22:52] How do I say this?

[00:22:53] I thought Ni Hao was Jace, like, this guy.

[00:22:58] I'm not trying to be stupid is knee. How I thought it okay fuck. How do I say this?

[00:23:02] I thought knee how was Jace like whatever Jason Vietnamese. I don't know. I'm gonna stop talking

[00:23:12] Long read streaming layout part one Ron for your car YouTube channel

[00:23:15] You should do builds like for drag racing track with your GT off-road something

[00:23:19] And experience my going to bad

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[00:23:26] Mean it's not bad, bro. I mean it's not bad for like I mean yeah, I don't know maybe wait. What do you think me?

[00:23:32] Mario bro Mario

[00:23:35] Nobody is buying this nobody is buying this

[00:23:38] Nobody's buying this shit, bro

[00:23:41] Okay, I'm buying it

[00:23:44] Can I be honest when tongue tongue tongue comes out? I feel like we have to play for tonight. No, when does this come out?

[00:23:51] Bro, this is low-key aura.

[00:23:54] What do you think would have done more sales?

[00:23:56] Triple T or stable Ronaldo? Did they make the right decision not doing me? Maybe they did. I don't know.

[00:24:02] I don't know, bro. Low-key.

[00:24:04] What is this? Why you sending me an old clip of junk out?

[00:24:07] Shows language?

[00:24:09] Good.

[00:24:12] What are you linking me, bro?

[00:24:14] Lacy clip.

[00:24:21] I

[00:24:24] Look he missed D lose so much brah. I'm dead ass brah. I'm actually question 42 years of age by the way

[00:24:30] What is this? What would you do whenever a curricular guy?

[00:24:34] Frame off front of an ASU frightened. What's going to be a moment? Yeah cash

[00:24:41] Yo, I'm not even kidding. Oh, this is this is sad, bro. This is your this is dead ass. This is

[00:24:47] like what are you doing bro like what are you y'all you are actually on what

[00:24:54] would you do whenever curricular got frame off I'm gonna be honest with you

[00:25:00] guys when he got frame mobs that was my 9-11 I'm dead serious he doesn't have

[00:25:04] the same motion is triple T I don't know what to tell him yeah are we dead ass

[00:25:11] Wait, are we fucking gonna ask, how does this have any likes?

[00:25:17] Yeah, like, what the fuck, who's liking this shit on Twitter, bro?

[00:25:23] Not even wrong, bro, I bet you any of money, okay, I bet, no, no, you guys think I'm not,

[00:25:30] okay, I bet.

[00:25:31] Stable Ronaldo, no, no, get your, get your, ready, watch this, let me get this, get

[00:25:35] this, get this, filters.

[00:25:38] 20 million views stable rinoto sticking paid for I still don't know why this has

[00:25:43] 20 million views but expecting internet problems I wonder why someone is taking

[00:25:49] control of our internet 20 million views and this is I keep in mind there's some

[00:25:53] that are taken down some that are taken down this is just one of the relics that

[00:25:57] is on

[00:26:00] No, sir.

[00:26:00] No, my shirt, my shirt, my shirt, my shirt.

[00:26:02] Yeah, hi.

[00:26:04] I know it's worth to remember the people we used to be.

[00:26:08] Did this guy try to get the fucking money for this video?

[00:26:11] He.

[00:26:12] It be bad days, but.

[00:26:13] No.

[00:26:14] No.

[00:26:15] No.

[00:26:16] No.

[00:26:17] And then you got fucking tongue, tongue, tongue, bro.

[00:26:20] Triple fucking tongue, tongue, tongue, right, bro.

[00:26:24] What's his most popular video?

[00:26:26] but its not fucking crazy 287 million

[00:26:35] Anomaly, buddy, can you hear me?

[00:26:45] Come on, bro!

[00:26:59] Is this guy actually more popular than me?

[00:27:01] Y'all, outlawed. Is this guy actually more popular? I'm confused, bro.

[00:27:05] I'm dead ass. I'm dead ass confused

[00:27:08] Bro

[00:27:10] Wait, I just realized you didn't shower of course. I didn't shower and I didn't

[00:27:23] 120 million

[00:27:35] I'm not kidding this this world is actually over. I'm dead. It's actually over.

[00:27:51] Lacey is the LA what? Yo, you know, I realize I'm really the LA re- uh, re-reported.

[00:27:57] I hate deaf and dumb purpose. There's no way.

[00:27:59] what the fuck I wouldn't I wouldn't even joke about Jesus Christ Jesus Christ

[00:28:07] you're in the Epstein files in recent case in New York State versus Valve

[00:28:12] Corporation a photo of Rod Street was introduced as evidence wait a minute

[00:28:17] what the fuck is this gameplay experience refers to the display elements

[00:28:22] and audio cues designed to engage players' attentions the spinning display

[00:28:26] and the accompanying sound that plays when a user opens a Valve loopbox are examples of

[00:28:30] gameplay experiences some of those employed by slot machines.

[00:28:33] The gambling aspects of the gameplay experience associated with Valve's loopboxes are clearly

[00:28:37] visible in popular video games.

[00:28:40] Such content like shown below in Figure AA genuinely includes no Counter Strike gameplay

[00:28:45] and instead shows the user opening one case after another and touching the cash value.

[00:28:51] Wait, so basically what I'm hearing, basically what I'm hearing is they're trying to sue people.

[00:29:02] They're trying to sue people because they're trying to sue CS because of gambling or whatever.

[00:29:08] Wait, that's actually crazy.

[00:29:12] What the fuck?

[00:29:15] Page 40.

[00:29:17] No way they actually only used me as an example.

[00:29:20] Are you?

[00:29:20] Oh my God.

[00:29:23] Oh my God.

[00:29:24] You guys on the top right are people too.

[00:29:25] Oh my God.

[00:29:26] Yeah.

[00:29:27] You guys, you guys on the top right are people too.

[00:29:29] Not, listen, there's not that many of you, right?

[00:29:31] We have stable Raj.

[00:29:32] I don't know if you're here.

[00:29:33] Rich, rich, craze, E-Rubb's pocket pussy,

[00:29:35] spin, DJ, arrow, stable copper fire.

[00:29:39] I don't know if you're in here, bro.

[00:29:42] Like, wait, there's no way I'm the only fucking example.

[00:29:48] That's actually kind of nuts.

[00:29:49] Do we have motion chat?

[00:29:50] Do we actually have motion?

[00:29:52] Little confused, little confused here.

[00:29:56] People complain about Siggi.

[00:29:58] Y'all, I'm not even kidding.

[00:30:04] Y'all, I'm dead serious when I say this.

[00:30:06] I saw this on my YouTube recommended last night

[00:30:09] and I was a stuporist.

[00:30:12] No, this is real.

[00:30:14] It is real, but I think they changed it.

[00:30:16] Yeah, yeah, dude, I saw this on my YouTube recommended

[00:30:21] This isn't Lacey bruh it's whoever had it. This isn't Lacey who did this you fucking idiots, but bro. I'm not gonna lie

[00:30:27] I don't know who

[00:30:30] Yeah, that's just crazy who's texting my phone

[00:30:39] You guys always put a fucking sus emoji or gg or illuminati triangles any

[00:30:44] Any singular time I go on my phone, I'm dead serious like my mom could be dying and y'all will spam like sus like

[00:30:51] Pro-host left BRCS units over no more 15 year olds. What are you? What are you linking me, bro? What are you looking me?

[00:30:58] Big yahoo's texting you shut up

[00:31:00] Yo, Scorpio, whatever you just said me is a fucking virus and I'm on to you buddy. You fucking weirdo

[00:31:07] Some's not right. What did you just late me? What did you what are you?

[00:31:14] Uh

[00:31:28] Why does maxon look like that you see that in the corner?

[00:31:34] Look at that, bro, like bro max bro, what is going on, bro?

[00:31:44] Hold on bro, ready watch, look at this shit.

[00:31:46] No, I'm not!

[00:31:48] Oh yeah!

[00:31:54] What are you doing, bro?

[00:31:56] What are you doing, bro? Tissue of attack.

[00:31:58] Dead ass. He's stimming.

[00:32:00] Do you guys stim at all?

[00:32:02] Apparently New York Valve is about to use the screen chargers.

[00:32:05] But they mysteriously left what happens to get only a pixel of email on the side of the document.

[00:32:09] It turns out it was from a $550,000 case I was shooting the same moment.

[00:32:13] Caught.

[00:32:14] Huh?

[00:32:15] Wait.

[00:32:16] That's pretty fire.

[00:32:17] Damn, they used to own a pixel, but they used my face, and now I'm basically in the

[00:32:26] lawsuit.

[00:32:27] So GGs.

[00:32:28] So if that being said, if I'm in the lawsuit, that means that I need money.

[00:32:30] That means I need money for my lawyers, bro.

[00:32:32] I need people in here to fucking support me.

[00:32:34] I need all the gifted subs that we can right now, bro.

[00:32:36] They were in 19 months.

[00:32:39] is this? Yo, I'm not even kidding. I actually don't get it. Adapt, bro. I miss you. I don't

[00:32:53] know what it is. The one day I don't stream is you when you stream early. Like I'm a little

[00:32:56] confused, bro. Like do you like hate me or something like that? Like where are you?

[00:33:00] Like I'm confused. Can you just go live when I'm live? Like I miss doing shit with

[00:33:04] deal. I'm dead. Bro. It's literally the one day. He hates you. Yeah, maybe he hates me.

[00:33:10] Bro, I don't know. Let's check out this. Who the fuck is this agent?

[00:33:23] Wait, this is dead ass. What agent looks like as a kid. Are you dead serious? Wait,

[00:33:28] his name's din. Okay, I don't want to pronounce it wrong. Din din muck tour. I

[00:33:32] I don't know how to pronounce it.

[00:33:35] Wait, his name is Din?

[00:33:37] Bro, he was Loki bouldering at like 11, what the fuck?

[00:33:41] Yo.

[00:33:44] Who the fuck is this?

[00:33:52] This is Sina?

[00:33:56] Yo, Sina.

[00:33:58] Holy fucking noggin.

[00:34:01] Holy fucking noggin on you Jesus fucking Christ

[00:34:08] Noggin um let's see here. What else am I missing? Let's go to top. That's not ironic

[00:34:19] Don't tell me this shit work. Yo, I know I went to dinner with Ryan the other day, bro

[00:34:25] I want some date shit that I bought I took your man and

[00:34:31] We got sushi sorry to run, bro. You feel me. There's a good combo

[00:34:35] For me. It's true. It's true bro. You can't stop stable or not open fucking. I love pizza. They were just wrong

[00:34:42] No, I don't love pizza. See I'm not one of those Epstein people, bro

[00:34:45] I know they've been doing in those flies. Yo, did y'all see that Ellen DeGeneres is apparently

[00:34:49] Hollywood's biggest baby eater did anyone see that shit are we gonna talk about that?

[00:34:53] Are we gonna ignore and sweep it under the rug? I believe that shit too. She left the country and everything

[00:34:58] I'm not gonna. I believe that shit Ellen DeGeneres is a weirdo. Is that our arm me? Thank you, bro

[00:35:04] Let's see anything that I miss come home. Pepsi. I'm gonna be honest with you, bro

[00:35:08] I actually miss Pepsi. I'm dead serious. I

[00:35:10] Swear, bro. I miss Pepsi, bro. I miss them to each other. What is this?

[00:35:14] They spoke to each other they all just had the exact same reaction of being like I'll shut up

[00:35:19] And then going over tomorrow and being like, yeah, man, I'm gonna be honest with you, bro

[00:35:22] Actually didn't know I was getting ready on God on chat on everything on the Illuminati triangle. Oh, it was such a good clip

[00:35:31] You can spam cat, I mean, bro, I don't know bro

[00:35:35] Bro, I love Simon, bro. I love you. I miss you soon. We need this duo back

[00:35:39] I'm gonna be honest with you. I would have you get back

[00:35:42] But every single time at last time that I saw him. Ah, he ripped up my chicken jockey

[00:35:49] You ripped up my chicken jockey

[00:35:52] I don't know what you're gonna say, bro.

[00:35:55] I don't know what you're gonna say.

[00:35:59] I do miss you, you know, but sometimes he be touching me too inappropriately, and that's

[00:36:02] why I don't want to hang out with him.

[00:36:03] I don't know why he'll randomly just like touch me inappropriately.

[00:36:07] Why are you saying my name?

[00:36:09] Simon!

[00:36:10] Dude!

[00:36:11] Simon, bro!

[00:36:12] Hello?

[00:36:13] What was that?

[00:36:14] Simon, bro, I miss you.

[00:36:17] I love you, bro.

[00:36:21] I can't wait to see you, bro. I'm gonna see you soon.

[00:36:24] I mean, you are gonna... Bro, Simon, imagine the lights are off.

[00:36:29] And then they announce the people to the pitch.

[00:36:31] Stable, Ronaldo, and Mini Minter.

[00:36:34] Bro, me and you both go out. We're on the same team.

[00:36:36] You pass it through. Mid-left field.

[00:36:38] I'm on the right. I fucking shoot.

[00:36:41] I goal. We fucking scream at top of our lungs.

[00:36:43] We run at each other and hug each other.

[00:36:45] Bro, this is why we Simon!

[00:36:51] I hope I'm not on your team, all right, well, he's not watching anymore, all right, right.

[00:37:04] I'm not done with the fight!

[00:37:08] Especially if it's about, nigga said, hey yo bro, y'all weird, but the dream where Ron

[00:37:14] was super weird, I'm talking about, I shanked the nigga, on the live stream for a clip,

[00:37:19] It was the weirdest shit ever.

[00:37:21] I, that ass woke up and felt so weird in my heart.

[00:37:24] Like I'm like, damn, bro.

[00:37:25] And you know why?

[00:37:26] Cause when you stop smoking your dreams are more intense.

[00:37:28] Yes, no, I slimed one out.

[00:37:30] It was the weirdest shit ever.

[00:37:31] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:37:32] No, no, no, no, I'm not in the game.

[00:37:33] The Illuminati came to him.

[00:37:34] He's the spy, I don't care.

[00:37:36] The Illuminati came to him, said, yo, bro,

[00:37:37] you need to sacrifice one of your friends

[00:37:39] and we'll give you fame and fortune.

[00:37:41] I am staying far fucking away from you.

[00:37:44] I'm letting you know right now.

[00:37:46] I made an edit, I hope you guys like it.

[00:37:49] 63 likes I'll check this out

[00:38:01] This is not even an edit bro, it's not even an edit. It's just it's just you put a fake haircut on me

[00:38:07] You put a fake haircut on me

[00:38:09] And this is just like the worst edit I've ever seen

[00:38:14] It's not a real fucking haircut are you stupid who is this bro like

[00:38:19] All right, bro

[00:38:29] Oh, yeah, we might go to Vegas possibly yes

[00:38:31] Ample amount of potential you hear me?

[00:38:33] Who's he?

[00:38:34] Don't touch my back

[00:38:36] What am I watching brother? What is this?

[00:38:39] You have an ample amount

[00:38:41] An ample amount

[00:38:45] You're destined to break this

[00:38:47] What is yo I wish so key would just stream earlier in the day. I'm telling you right now

[00:38:51] He doesn't believe me, but bro. I know his viewers watch him late at night, right?

[00:38:56] But bro, I I'm telling you you will grow so much as a streamer

[00:39:00] You know how many people probably don't watch so keep me cuz he's streamed so late, bro

[00:39:04] Like there's gonna be so many new viewers that watch you during the day. Like it's actually insane and like I don't know

[00:39:11] Bro, I don't know bro. It's just like he's hilarious. I wish he streamed earlier in the day

[00:39:14] Um, is this Ron's clothing brand this is who is this am I stupid?

[00:39:24] Ultra drip

[00:39:27] Yo, buddy, this is ultra ultra. How about that, bro? He's a bench player

[00:39:32] Yo, watch your fucking mouth, bro. If you may get to the NBA, you know how hard that is

[00:39:36] That's why you sit here and type emails at a twitch chat. You stupid fuck Ron. Please never stop being you

[00:39:41] Okay, this is an interesting clip to start the you know edit off of

[00:39:48] Stay over moto core

[00:39:57] You guys like me am I a funny streamer like you guys enjoy me

[00:40:05] The biggest streamer that I have met so far is been kites in that

[00:40:11] him on here well I got news you met someone bigger

[00:40:20] haha classic you like yours in five does anyone know the editor I'm doing

[00:40:27] let me stop if you know you know simple as that whoa I was supposed to be where

[00:40:33] everyone and I don't know where I am this is a good clip

[00:40:36] Oh, in the middle.

[00:40:38] Oh, in the middle.

[00:40:41] Which one is Jason?

[00:40:42] Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

[00:40:46] So what did you have a degree in?

[00:40:48] Dance.

[00:40:50] I can literally dance right now.

[00:40:52] This is, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK.

[00:40:54] I feel bad for anyone who does dance in here, right?

[00:40:56] Any ladies, any men, whatever.

[00:40:59] Brother, there's no way that she, what does she

[00:41:01] expect me to say?

[00:41:01] I could literally dance without a degree.

[00:41:03] Here.

[00:41:03] That's awesome.

[00:41:04] The honest chat, when we make a new group if we go, should we bring back the YouTube videos like this?

[00:41:21] Wow, what an original clip from Rollo, this is like the first week.

[00:41:25] Next person on phones is dead!

[00:41:30] This is when Kai said not to bid KC 1.1 million.

[00:41:34] Was this MavioThon 2 or MavioThon 3?

[00:41:37] Wait, am I old? Is this 2 or 3?

[00:41:41] Holy shit, bro.

[00:41:45] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[00:41:46] Kai did 2 MavioThons in one year?

[00:41:49] That means Diddy? I forget.

[00:41:51] There's no way. Diddy really?

[00:41:55] Let's do a classic F-Sect.

[00:42:00] Ludwig said wait classic.

[00:42:03] Come here!

[00:42:08] This clip I always see go viral like every like every other one bro like bro!

[00:42:19] Dude I hate the last sound of the Tiktok bro.

[00:42:25] What is this fucking sound?

[00:42:32] Like, come on bro, like what, I look good bro, I look good bro.

[00:42:41] This is so cool W. Mya.

[00:42:43] Hey guys, I'm honored to announce that I'm working with National Geographic!

[00:42:49] What?

[00:42:51] Wait!

[00:42:53] Wait that actually probably might be the coolest thing ever. I'm not gonna lie

[00:42:58] This is probably this got to be her like child of the dream. This is dope

[00:43:02] National Geographic

[00:43:04] That is fucking dope

[00:43:07] Oh my god, congratulations to Maya

[00:43:11] This is really amazing. This is you should be proud of this. You know, if you ever doubt yourself understand

[00:43:16] This is crazy. This is actually dope. Congratulations. I'm serious. This is this is fucking dope. I

[00:43:21] I was supposed to do this, but I told them to give it to you because I know how much you love animals

[00:43:26] So don't be wrong in the chat, bro

[00:43:29] What else did I miss anything else that I missed

[00:43:35] Let's see here I miss this shit so much man every day people were live together and every single day

[00:43:41] It was cinema June 2024 through phases 2024 was the most I've ever been entertained

[00:43:46] Bro, it'll get better.

[00:43:49] I promise you, we're in an awkward time right now, facts are now, we're in the beginning

[00:43:53] of the year where no one ever fucking does it.

[00:43:55] We did this last year and the year before.

[00:43:57] I'm gonna be honest with you.

[00:43:58] This is true.

[00:43:59] And I'm gonna be honest with you, this house is way too damn big.

[00:44:02] And I'm gonna be honest with you, this house has way too much negative energy.

[00:44:05] It's true.

[00:44:06] It's true whether you believe it or not, too many negative things happen in this

[00:44:09] house, so it always feels shitty in this house.

[00:44:12] That is the truth, bro.

[00:44:13] I'm telling you.

[00:44:14] It's the good stream. That's a great stream. It's a great stream, bro

[00:44:19] W lays yes

[00:44:21] We lays

[00:44:25] Dude stop this is a good picture. I'm gonna be honest with you, but I sold on my watches cuz I'm poor now

[00:44:30] good reacts and

[00:44:33] 24 and I'm best known for being extreme with coffee. I'm gonna be a little bit of flirt. Yo, he is so

[00:44:39] fucking like chopped. It's actually so crazy, bruh. Oh my god.

[00:44:43] In extreme intoxication. I'm known for being a little bit of a flirt, you know, charming,

[00:44:47] whatever it is. People definitely will expect me to flirt my way to that price money.

[00:44:51] Hi, I'm Seth Rambaca. I'm 20.

[00:44:53] I'm gonna be honest with you. Is he actually the spy? I'm starting to believe shit.

[00:44:59] The only inside I know is him being inside the United States as a spy.

[00:45:12] Five years old and I'm best known for sharing my life online since I was currently single,

[00:45:21] you know, not really looking, but you know, whatever happens, happens.

[00:45:24] That's all I'm gonna say.

[00:45:25] Like bro he I actually hate Marlin bruh

[00:45:28] That ass I hate him bruh I hate him. I don't know bro

[00:45:31] I think ever since he met that stable Ronaldo dude. He became chopped simple as that

[00:45:36] Simple as that. I made it. I snuck one to Jeffrey Epstein's island

[00:45:48] Wait is this real or no? Hey guys, what the fuck?

[00:45:55] Wait, wait, wait, you could just gut on the island?

[00:45:59] Project I.E.I.

[00:46:02] Wait, I want to do it for a stream, no?

[00:46:04] Plant the flag. What's the flag? We'll get down to second.

[00:46:07] But first, I just want to say for the record, everything is a legend, okay?

[00:46:12] Everything's a legend and I would never in my life ever do anything to harm myself

[00:46:17] because I love my life.

[00:46:19] Yeah, he's gone. They're going to get rid of him, bro. I'm not going to lie.

[00:46:22] Don't want to end it anytime soon, I'm not looking for anything.

[00:46:25] Yo, they gonna get rid of him, bro.

[00:46:26] And, um, what else?

[00:46:28] If I go missing, I would never disappear for that long.

[00:46:30] Anyways, this is exactly how I managed to sneak on to Jeffery Epstein's island.

[00:46:35] I'm not gonna lie, even if you couldn't get onto Epstein's island, would you guys do it?

[00:46:39] Well, I don't know why, if I get a Soul Demonic there,

[00:46:43] Make it to the island right here.

[00:46:44] Bro, that should probably feel Soul Demonic.

[00:46:46] And most, imagine like all the little girls and little boys that like make it so, oh my god.

[00:46:52] Let's talk about the fire now. I don't want to say too much and get this video taken down

[00:46:55] So I'm gonna just write it. Why are you putting question marks?

[00:46:57] I'm saying like all the people that got taken advantage of like their souls are on that like what are you talking about, bro

[00:47:02] Like bro, you feel that energy. That's real energy

[00:47:06] Knowing that people like got taken advantage of like little children. Yeah, it's fucked up. I would never want to go there to

[00:47:12] Like I'm skipping right to the part. There's no way he actually went on the island

[00:47:22] What would happen if I went live and my go-live application was going to Epstein's Island?

[00:47:28] We can just go anywhere, just enjoy ourselves.

[00:47:30] Okay.

[00:47:31] Okay.

[00:47:32] I thought you woke up with these guys.

[00:47:33] Ain't nobody about to use cars.

[00:47:34] And now you're going to jail with them, right?

[00:47:36] Nah, nah, we not going to jail.

[00:47:38] We're just free-style.

[00:47:39] You got a speed limit on there?

[00:47:41] Absolutely.

[00:47:42] Wait, do you think they have like an EMP blocker out there or no?

[00:47:45] I don't know what you're talking about.

[00:47:47] I don't know.

[00:47:48] So say someone's not a citizen of the U.S.

[00:47:50] Is there a possibility of me getting deported?

[00:47:52] a guy on vacation man you ask me too much question you're a vacation wait they're allowed to shoot

[00:47:56] you put up a gun put up a gun that one you don't get that every jail or where you work what's across

[00:48:01] or where you work but that doesn't matter it says nothing was stopping us from getting to that

[00:48:07] I wonder how many people go to the island do you think there's a lot of people that try to

[00:48:11] visit the island there it was Zephyr Epstein's old island riddles yeah this shit looks creepy as

[00:48:19] I don't care what anyone says same genius. I don't know why just imagine that night time this shit looks creepy

[00:48:27] Place where evil and terrible things and I'm about to sneak on send a message and investigate

[00:48:33] But of course we weren't alone security is right here

[00:48:37] Wait, I'm confused if where does the line draw for your property on an island?

[00:48:43] Actually, I might ask a bunch of chugs in my chest. Nobody knows

[00:48:46] We slipped around the other side now being behind it. No one could see no we didn't have much time in that security

[00:48:51] Could pop out at any moment. It was now or never

[00:48:55] The camera in one head and the flag in the other try my best to swim over against all hell now

[00:49:00] Oh, how now?

[00:49:01] Oh my gosh, I'm scraping. Oh, I'm tripping both legs. I'm creeping. Oh, no, they're not to get up

[00:49:07] They're not to get them the government's out to get them excellent through and finally made it on the shore

[00:49:11] Holy shit.

[00:49:13] It was go time.

[00:49:14] Got the flag out right away while Gabe on the jet ski got the drone.

[00:49:17] Oh no the f***ing island!

[00:49:19] Wait, what the f***?

[00:49:21] Gabe, guys, we lost the drone.

[00:49:23] We'll f*** it.

[00:49:25] No, there's no way.

[00:49:26] I thought the security's gonna kill you before you could do this.

[00:49:28] How does he not get deglobed?

[00:49:30] I'm gonna sit up the temp because once I go up there,

[00:49:32] I couldn't risk anything slowing me down.

[00:49:34] There's a message to government, to whoever,

[00:49:37] it's time to unredact and un-

[00:49:39] You know, I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm saying some woke shit. I don't care

[00:49:41] You guys can have your own opinion as long as you let me have my opinion

[00:49:44] I'll let you guys have your opinion the government's in on it, bro

[00:49:46] The government's piece of shit they eat babies they kill humans. They do all that shit. I'm not suicidal. I'm not a

[00:49:52] I'm not a bad state of mental health. I'm super happy with my life, and I'm not lunch to anything

[00:49:57] I mean yeah, bro people say no shit. Well, I mean yeah

[00:49:59] There's a lot of idiots out there that think that the government is supposed to help you

[00:50:02] Governments against people the files and stop protecting they all eat babies, bro

[00:50:09] What the f*** how did I get here?

[00:50:11] No way what am I doing?

[00:50:12] I don't know how much time I have left.

[00:50:13] The security is right around the corner.

[00:50:15] Right now when I was watching this is all alleged not real.

[00:50:19] Allegedly. Allegedly.

[00:50:22] Wait they destroyed the flag?

[00:50:25] Honestly.

[00:50:25] And after recycling of course,

[00:50:27] before hiking the top,

[00:50:28] they had a little exploring.

[00:50:29] Don't know what this is.

[00:50:30] What is this for?

[00:50:31] This is here.

[00:50:32] Wait he's actually like on the island and there's no security.

[00:50:37] Wait I want to go to the island.

[00:50:38] I'm going to shriek this with a f**k.

[00:50:40] I'm going up.

[00:50:46] So I heard that the island has so much underground sh**.

[00:50:49] Is that true?

[00:50:50] Yes.

[00:50:51] Is that what it is?

[00:50:52] It's really beautiful out here.

[00:50:53] You would know your way around.

[00:50:54] That's not your first time there.

[00:50:56] Life.

[00:50:58] And now it's finally time to climb on the face of something.

[00:51:01] All the way up there.

[00:51:03] Like, all the way.

[00:51:05] Getting it over there and then over that one. And then finally

[00:51:09] Of course on the way up

[00:51:11] Yo, by the way these shoes

[00:51:14] These do not help. It's like socks. Yo, I don't know hurry up. Hello my car my cortisol levels are going up

[00:51:23] As if that wasn't bad enough small though peeked up the left side of the guys

[00:51:27] You guys can't see the right around that little rock structure

[00:51:30] He said and gave both saw it in circle dog. My guys are leaving so it doesn't miss us

[00:51:33] Wait, so what would happen if someone saw him the security saw him and his friends weren't there? What would happen?

[00:51:43] After some time was by the coast was clear, but the ground was way too sharp for the water she that I had on

[00:51:48] There's no end up this terrain with these shoes on especially on my foot right now

[00:51:50] And so I signal game to come over and talk to you. Can you toss your shoes? I cut my foot right here. Oh

[00:51:57] Guys wasting so much time

[00:51:59] He's gotta be friends with Epstein. There's no way. House allowed. Wait, I'm not even trying to be funny. Low-key this looks like a... okay, no, no. How do I award this properly?

[00:52:14] Having like your own island actually does look very nice. Like, if you were to be a normal human. If you were a normal human. If you were a normal human.

[00:52:23] Like I'm saying like if you are a norm like I don't think humans deserve their own island cuz I think that's some like weird shit

[00:52:30] I'm gonna be honest with you like I don't know

[00:52:32] That seems very like weird, but like bro like having your own land

[00:52:37] Surrounded by a bunch of water with palm trees. That's got to be a vibe though

[00:52:43] You see oh my god, I don't know all over here all over there

[00:52:49] They could catch me if they want I don't keep my violin

[00:52:53] Is that it? Security?

[00:52:55] What is that?

[00:52:57] I swear, that looks like a camera from the distance.

[00:53:00] Only one way to find out.

[00:53:02] Yo, we'll call high-end by the way.

[00:53:04] It's a long way.

[00:53:05] Actually, I got promised, bro.

[00:53:06] It looks like cameras.

[00:53:07] You know, at this point, it's kind of inevitable

[00:53:10] that they're going to see me, probably.

[00:53:12] But they're not going to catch me, though.

[00:53:14] I made it all the way up.

[00:53:15] We're now all I had to do for a long time.

[00:53:16] Did you die doing this type of content?

[00:53:18] I feel like they could kill you and you still never know.

[00:53:20] Nobody would ever know.

[00:53:21] would ever know like if they dead ass killed him who's gonna know I'm serious

[00:53:27] I'm trying to walk so that I can hear a car coming or something otherwise I'd be

[00:53:31] running there's the Sun the Sun circle thing I got a run I hope this camera

[00:53:36] you be turned into a campfire story buddy

[00:53:40] What the fuck?

[00:53:47] What is that circle there? What is this?

[00:53:51] Like what is this bro? No, no, no, no, no, no, like bro what type of weird shit was dude a

[00:53:58] Helicopter pad

[00:54:02] That looks like a fucking ritual circle, bro. I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm maybe I'm too in it

[00:54:10] She's a rider, she's a track star.

[00:54:12] She go right away when it gets hard.

[00:54:15] I'm going to see the table.

[00:54:17] It's right there.

[00:54:19] I'm gonna put on this face, Tyler.

[00:54:21] Keck walk!

[00:54:23] The hell's that?

[00:54:25] Like, yeah, bro, this isn't a normal island, so I'm trying to make this look normal, bro.

[00:54:29] Not Ash, like the guys who took over the island after he died.

[00:54:34] That looks like that one emoji.

[00:54:36] You wanna come up?

[00:54:39] people on island they can see me I would care and there it was Jeffrey Epstein's

[00:54:47] time very very so weird benches with interesting colors very interesting

[00:54:55] color schemes on these benches they seem to paint it to the building

[00:55:03] All about your weird shit, what would happen get asked if he broke this one and went in

[00:55:13] Do you think he would have like you think they patched up all like the tunnels shit

[00:55:16] I'm god the things happen here. I feel so weird being here

[00:55:19] And it was like almost put up on the very top of the cliff for a reason like what this is so weird

[00:55:27] Bro, this is just so like bro. I actually cannot like oh

[00:55:32] My god, bro. Actually, this is so weird

[00:55:34] I don't know how to describe without saying it weird because if I say a sentence you guys are just gonna twist it

[00:55:38] So it's so hard to find out

[00:55:41] So weird, I love much time up here cuz you told me but

[00:55:46] Security boat sail along the land right now. We did it made it all the way here

[00:55:51] Before I could take it how crazy you just can't talk properly lol. No, I'm just saying like bro imagine being like a little kid

[00:55:58] Bro, like this is so fucking weird bro. Like you just not knowing what's gonna happen to you like

[00:56:03] Thinking that this is like normal like this is like actually so fucked up like when you when you really see it like this HD

[00:56:11] Like imagine Epstein walking here with like children that are kidnapped like that shit

[00:56:16] It's just it's just weird bro like he's literally standing like I'm not saying he's weird

[00:56:20] I'm just saying like he's literally standing where like little children were kidnapped like this is it's just it's locked up

[00:56:25] I don't know like you you would feel the I'm sure he felt the energy when he was there. It's weird

[00:56:31] Security cars coming oh people off the sober out and don't go to campfire story

[00:56:41] Well, that's he's lying

[00:56:46] Where tell you

[00:56:50] Don't put yourself in any shell.

[00:56:53] That's something you can't break out of.

[00:56:56] Oh, actually, I'm doing too much.

[00:56:59] I gotta be nice, bro.

[00:57:00] I hit a girl last time.

[00:57:01] Yo, security.

[00:57:01] Hang no fucking security, bro.

[00:57:05] Bro's running away from fucking dope.

[00:57:07] Ow, ow.

[00:57:08] Ow, ow.

[00:57:09] Ow, ow, ow.

[00:57:10] Fuck, what if I got his mail?

[00:57:12] What if I got his mail?

[00:57:13] Oh my god, he's coming.

[00:57:13] Yes!

[00:57:14] Come on, come on, come on!

[00:57:16] Yeah!

[00:57:18] Yeah!

[00:57:18] Oh, oh!

[00:57:20] I thought I'd call a dude in the shit.

[00:57:22] Wait, I'm confused. Where are all the security?

[00:57:24] I'm deadass. I'm going to this island on stream. I have to.

[00:57:28] Your eyes are in my face.

[00:57:30] And just like that, we were gone.

[00:57:32] Escaping successfully at the infiltrating Epstein Island.

[00:57:34] And yes, we definitely rode off into the sunset on some movies.

[00:57:41] Okay, what's the closest island?

[00:57:43] What is this?

[00:57:45] That fucking...

[00:57:46] Yeah, fucking fucking...

[00:57:48] All right

[00:57:51] Pizza pie. What is that?

[00:57:53] Hey, how's it going?

[00:57:55] Little St. James's Pizza Pie.

[00:57:57] Oh, but you didn't have that though.

[00:57:59] But you didn't have none of that, right?

[00:58:01] Oh, f***in' internet f***in'

[00:58:03] Yup, f***in' f***in' f***in' f***in'

[00:58:05] All right, the brakes are the gas.

[00:58:07] Because the brakes are on right now.

[00:58:09] Yup.

[00:58:11] I don't know. She's scaring me.

[00:58:18] What the f**k? What just happened?

[00:58:20] Dude, that means right? Pizza?

[00:58:21] It's a cold word for mean kids.

[00:58:23] Oh sh**.

[00:58:24] Yo, it's been 8 days since I've been to the island

[00:58:27] and I'm pretty sure my phone is tapped and someone is listening to me.

[00:58:30] I posted a video explaining on my Instagram

[00:58:32] so I'm just gonna play that for you guys real quick.

[00:58:33] You guys let me know. I don't know if I'm tripping.

[00:58:35] You guys know how I went to Epstein's Island

[00:58:36] and I posted a little trailer short about it

[00:58:38] about posting the full YouTube video.

[00:58:39] And before anything, I swear to God I'm not forming.

[00:58:41] I'm not trying to get engaged.

[00:58:42] I'm not trying to like hype this up.

[00:58:43] You're trying to get some Kekwars or Tegels?

[00:58:45] I don't fabricate anything.

[00:58:46] I was trying to record a voiceover on my phone for the video, right?

[00:58:48] Some extra touches, whatever.

[00:58:49] All of my searches history has been only about the island, about everything about

[00:58:53] CIA, whatever, for this video.

[00:58:54] But when I tried to record a voice memo, it said that you had to end the call first.

[00:58:59] I wasn't on any call.

[00:59:00] I went up to my friend's room and I recorded it off his phone just to show you.

[00:59:04] And look, you can see there's no phone call.

[00:59:05] I went through the app.

[00:59:06] I'll be honest with you, the government is a never once phone.

[00:59:08] Mind you, I didn't say anything.

[00:59:10] I let it.

[00:59:10] They can see everything, bro.

[00:59:11] It's so weird, bro.

[00:59:13] Everything is so weird nowadays.

[00:59:15] Anything so I said you I think someone's listening to my phone

[00:59:17] I don't know if I'm tripping and then like 30 seconds after I said that and I want to go try again

[00:59:21] What the fuck now it works look I'm not forming on Gotham bro. I got a lie, bro. They ain't show this in the files

[00:59:30] Yeah, maybe because this isn't fucking real

[00:59:34] Maybe because this isn't fucking real, bro. Maybe it's because this isn't fucking real like

[00:59:40] Like, it is real.

[00:59:44] So you're telling me Epstein had his people, the government can see that you missed the

[00:59:52] gym.

[00:59:53] Brother, shut the fuck, same shirt.

[00:59:56] What does that have to do with anything?

[01:00:02] Obviously it's me, it's fucking Erre.

[01:00:07] I never googled Google either.

[01:00:09] What is this?

[01:00:14] Like, what are you, like...

[01:00:17] Yes, you did.

[01:00:19] I've never googled Google. You fucking brainwrought fucks.

[01:00:24] I guess you weren't in the files?

[01:00:28] Single day. And by the way, if they say my name in it, it's bullshit.

[01:00:32] The FC files are fake. I'm not in them.

[01:00:34] If they come out, it's not me, y'all.

[01:00:39] You are the spy so so I'm the spy sent in chat that's what it is. I'm the spy

[01:01:08] I'm the spy, bro. No, no, you did it. You y'all deadass caught me, bro

[01:01:13] Y'all deadass caught me. I'm the spy who speaks up about all this shit, right? You guys got me, bro

[01:01:17] No, no, you did. I got me. You're right. I am the spy. I'm suicidal. I hate my life and I'm ready to die

[01:01:25] What do you think I'm doing this situation wrong?

[01:01:38] Thank you, Jeffrey Epstein for the sub.

[01:01:42] Wait, what?

[01:01:43] I swear, did Jeffrey Epstein sub to me?

[01:01:46] Oh, you gifted a sub to Jeffrey Epstein.

[01:01:49] I was like, what the fuck?

[01:01:50] It said Jeffrey Epstein subbed to me.

[01:01:57] React to the whole thing.

[01:02:00] Seven-hour video of Call of Duty.

[01:02:05] It has got a day.

[01:02:06] Bro, bro, what are you talking about, bro?

[01:02:09] He lied?

[01:02:11] I hope you enjoy everything else in the box.

[01:02:14] Let me join.

[01:02:14] I don't enjoy any Twitter community, there you go.

[01:02:17] Keep me in.

[01:02:18] I literally just have this,

[01:02:19] because there's no Twitter com pages.

[01:02:23] What's going on with FaZe?

[01:02:24] Short summary of events?

[01:02:26] Hey man, we gonna meet right now.

[01:02:27] There's crazy news coming in every second.

[01:02:29] What's, wait, get ass?

[01:02:31] Oh yeah, life's great.

[01:02:32] Should I have a new one?

[01:02:34] Well, chat?

[01:02:36] Hey man.

[01:02:38] We got some shit we gotta handle bro.

[01:02:40] Yeah we gotta.

[01:02:42] We're gonna have to step out of chat.

[01:02:44] Orphaseness is here and it starts tomorrow.

[01:02:46] It's Phaseness.

[01:02:48] Why?

[01:02:50] Because I want to be able to stream early tomorrow.

[01:02:52] Problem me if you were scared this day.

[01:02:54] It's Phaseness.

[01:02:56] It's Phaseness.

[01:02:58] Why?

[01:03:00] Because I want to be able to stream early tomorrow.

[01:03:02] Oh, yeah, this day, okay

[01:03:11] All right, bro, like you need one reason I should continue watching this like just give me no no

[01:03:18] Just give me one bro. Just give me one reason just one reason bro. Like I'm not I wasn't even alive when Michael Jackson

[01:03:25] But I was alive I'd be six years old

[01:03:46] It's not me guys, it's not me they were the two of them. It's not me

[01:03:51] Hey, missing, have you seen this man?

[01:03:55] Age 23, height 411, weight heavy.

[01:03:59] That's not even what they would do for my weight.

[01:04:01] You do realize they wouldn't,

[01:04:03] they wouldn't write the word heavy.

[01:04:04] They would write my exact, like,

[01:04:05] what does that mean heavy, bro?

[01:04:07] They don't write heavy.

[01:04:08] They write, like, they write the whole,

[01:04:11] they write the whole thing, bro.

[01:04:12] They don't write heavy, you dick writer.

[01:04:15] 39%, okay.

[01:04:17] Like bro what is Outlaw received $10 million from Israel okay this is news to me the stable

[01:04:32] has received 25 million okay I don't this is news to me to you I guess everyone in

[01:04:38] this chat has received $25 million.

[01:04:42] I'm not sleeping.

[01:04:50] I'm not sleeping.

[01:04:58] Now am I even kidding?

[01:04:59] What is this?

[01:05:00] Under some pranks?

[01:05:01] Yo, I'm gonna be honest with you, people probably actually believed in the phase files

[01:05:07] at one point like they really like I mean shit there really is some things still

[01:05:12] in the face files but like I don't know bro some people were just digging a

[01:05:18] little too deep to the point where they might get taken out I don't know yet

[01:05:23] we'll see as time goes by

[01:05:29] you rob is not real he booted up his stream and did his insurance shit his

[01:05:33] pants switch the topic bro Chacho Illuminati Triangle they were in two

[01:05:37] Thank you for the 16 months Indian voice shot it. Okay went short today, bro. I don't got time for it

[01:05:41] I'm tired of shit. I'm cranky. Let's just get right into it

[01:06:00] What do you mean you'll be right back

[01:06:02] I'm gonna be honest with you, bro. I've never farted like that where it's like that wet. I've never had a wet fart

[01:06:12] I'm not playing og four nights tomorrow. Wait, who is?

[01:06:26] This was literally the day before my comeback okay hot bro changes skin bro. Lost all the skins bro

[01:06:32] changed skins not only in Fortnite nice bro bro was so happy bro wasn't happy

[01:06:39] with the OG side he chose okay interesting comments interesting

[01:06:47] comrades Michael Jackson blood's going back to frenzy fields okay yeah I've

[01:06:52] done reading this yeah all right yeah that's bad

[01:06:56] This is AI Generated. AI Generated. AI Generated. AI Generated.

[01:07:04] Why does my bit say 29% off? That's not real, right?

[01:07:14] It's following me everywhere.

[01:07:17] Oh, Eli and Steve, Steve, Steve.

[01:07:27] Is this, is this dizzy's bad, Chad?

[01:07:29] I got told it was bad.

[01:07:30] Retard Maxing.

[01:07:32] E-Rob, Ms. Kiff, Hokeyman, Connor Eatspants, Hassan, Donald Trump, Slicker, Quinn, Moises,

[01:07:40] This is Sina, Ice Beside, and Rekai.

[01:07:42] Valkyrie, Silky.

[01:07:43] Where am I on this?

[01:07:48] Wait, what?

[01:07:50] I'm number 59 and I'm rising.

[01:07:53] What the fuck?

[01:07:57] Wait.

[01:08:03] You get 10 votes a day?

[01:08:10] Who put E-Rog down a million times?

[01:08:16] Wait, I'm low-key rising.

[01:08:21] I'm not going to number one, bro.

[01:08:23] No, I'm not.

[01:08:24] I'm not a re...

[01:08:25] Bro, please stop calling me that, bro.

[01:08:27] I wanna be known as...

[01:08:28] Bro, who's on the bottom of the board?

[01:08:30] Snow Princess.

[01:08:35] Who are these people?

[01:08:36] I don't know.

[01:08:38] What is this?

[01:08:39] Private Island on the-

[01:08:54] Should I buy one of these shatter now?

[01:09:00] Wait, should I low-key buy one of these?

[01:09:06] What's the cheapest one low to high?

[01:09:09] Two acres, seven acres, Florida, price-upon-request, $26,000?

[01:09:28] No I don't want to buy an island to do my stream, I just want to buy an island to live.

[01:09:32] You've been spamming me every single stream saying start practicing for the cherry match.

[01:09:35] Yo, stop spamming this green dude with a fucking hat, bro.

[01:09:38] I see it.

[01:09:39] rank number 22 now shut the fuck up shut up like how did y'all do this bro how

[01:09:46] is there 5,000 this is so sad bro this is none of this is like actually sad this

[01:09:51] is actually sad bro like this is dead this is dead ass sad like bro what is

[01:10:01] my description nothing stable about it 182 votes an hour what does that even

[01:10:08] I mean, it's GG, bro.

[01:10:11] What is this?

[01:10:15] This is AI.

[01:10:16] Yo, is Jixi ready to play or not yet?

[01:10:19] Or is he stalling?

[01:10:20] You can be honest, you chat.

[01:10:21] Is he a staller?

[01:10:22] Is he an L-staller?

[01:10:27] My balls.

[01:10:28] Yo, this morning, by the way, I had a scare.

[01:10:30] Have you ever woken up?

[01:10:32] Bro, have you ever woken up, chat?

[01:10:34] And your bowls are twisted?

[01:10:38] Or no?

[01:10:40] Bro, I'm dead serious.

[01:10:47] Why did Epstein send in an email

[01:10:55] on September 18th, 2001 saying where is the real pilot?

[01:11:04] I'm so serious when I say this chat

[01:11:19] This world is so fucked up facts or no I'm dead at bro. I'm dead serious. It is so fucked up

[01:11:27] You connected him rod is GGs

[01:11:36] The big eats is stable Ronaldo world records

[01:11:57] Novo vivo?

[01:12:00] Listen to Novo vivo?

[01:12:03] Sibronovo, come on!

[01:12:06] BANG!

[01:12:08] Did I just get a 19 second span run from Jepri Epsi into stable Rinaldo?

[01:12:15] BANG!

[01:12:15] Are you dead ass?

[01:12:16] Are you dead ass?

[01:12:18] Jepri Epsi into stable Rinaldo.

[01:12:19] Are you dead ass?

[01:12:20] Novo.

[01:12:22] How do you even do that?

[01:12:23] What is this website?

[01:12:27] Wait, am I-

[01:12:57] you

[01:13:27] you

[01:13:57] you

[01:14:27] you

[01:14:57] you

[01:15:57] Oh

[01:16:00] You ready for today bro today's gonna be a great fucking day. Yes, like it's gonna be a beautiful

[01:16:06] Amazing day. We're gonna beat this talent and win a tournament guys

[01:16:10] I'm not sure we're gonna pull out our penises and do a penis reveal on 20. Oh my god. I'm so down

[01:16:16] Yo, you're not high today. No cuz last time bro. You're not high

[01:16:20] No.

[01:16:21] Rob, today it's not like rocket leak?

[01:16:25] Sure.

[01:16:26] You can play rocket leak while you're high.

[01:16:27] Every single loss today chat, we take one shot.

[01:16:31] Let's get crazy.

[01:16:32] Let's get fucking crazy today and Jason's gonna do it with me.

[01:16:35] I don't drink.

[01:16:36] No, I think you don't drink.

[01:16:37] I don't drink.

[01:16:38] I only drink when I drive.

[01:16:39] All right, let's play.

[01:16:40] Let me get on.

[01:16:41] Wait, what am I downloading?

[01:16:42] Uh, rainbow system.

[01:16:43] I'm getting on rainbow?

[01:16:44] Let me update my game.

[01:16:45] Wait.

[01:16:46] Rainbow succeeds X?

[01:16:47] Or no.

[01:16:48] or no

[01:16:51] your game's not updated?

[01:16:52] no it's updated it's good

[01:16:54] oh why are you crying bro like why are you crying

[01:16:56] see oh can we get a can we get a cry counter

[01:16:59] no i thought you just said i need to update my game

[01:17:02] chastity not to say that

[01:17:03] wait you rainbow six siege test server i haven't saw them

[01:17:05] let me get on it

[01:17:08] no no not that no the main one not the test server

[01:17:11] not the test server

[01:17:12] no this says 152 gigabytes

[01:17:18] Please, Ron, please tell me you're trolling now.

[01:17:22] Ron, please, God, tell me you're fucking with me.

[01:17:25] Bro, we can't play if it actually says that.

[01:17:28] It doesn't say 150 gigabytes, it says 148 now.

[01:17:31] I went by two already.

[01:17:33] Ron, Ron, Ron, listen, listen.

[01:17:36] 142 gigabytes is gonna take an hour.

[01:17:39] Well, now it's at 147, it went up one.

[01:17:42] How did it go up?

[01:17:45] Ron, Ron, Ron.

[01:17:47] Oh my god, I really hope you're fuckin' with me.

[01:17:49] Rob, like, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, if you are not fuckin' with me!

[01:17:53] Okay.

[01:17:58] All right, so Rob, all right, all right, Rob.

[01:18:01] Yes.

[01:18:02] When we're in the battlefield, there is no sound board.

[01:18:06] Look, we need to win.

[01:18:07] Okay, this is not among us.

[01:18:09] We need to win, Rob.

[01:18:10] This is seeds.

[01:18:11] Bro, listen, bro, I don't know if you know this.

[01:18:13] I've always been a gamer.

[01:18:15] I have gaming genetics in my blood.

[01:18:18] Okay, I'm actually good at video games, bro.

[01:18:20] Like I'm not worried, bro.

[01:18:22] Like I'm dead ass not working.

[01:18:22] Bro, I know.

[01:18:23] Think about it, think about it.

[01:18:24] Bro, close your eyes to me.

[01:18:25] Can you close them?

[01:18:26] Just close them, just close them.

[01:18:27] They're closed right now, they're closed right now.

[01:18:28] Imagine, close your eyes, everyone in the chat.

[01:18:30] Close your eyes.

[01:18:30] Imagine, we get on Rainbow Six Siege.

[01:18:33] We beat the challenge.

[01:18:34] And then right after, everyone's like,

[01:18:36] oh, W stream, that was a good stream, bro.

[01:18:38] And then we say, wait, we have one more.

[01:18:41] We hop on fucking Rocket League

[01:18:44] when we get on and we fucking win our first ever tournament!

[01:18:48] Like bro, this could be crazy.

[01:18:52] Like hearing that, I just came.

[01:18:54] Ron, okay, let's go.

[01:18:56] Like let's do this shit.

[01:18:57] Like Ron, let's go.

[01:18:58] I'm gonna invite you to the game.

[01:19:00] Do I have you added on to Ubisoft Connect?

[01:19:02] I gotta give you a whoa, whoa, whoa,

[01:19:04] what is this pop-up?

[01:19:06] Updated Ubisoft, okay, I thought I got it.

[01:19:08] I'm being so serious when I say this.

[01:19:10] I'm not even trying to sound disgusting.

[01:19:12] It's like smelling your own moisture on your body

[01:19:15] smells so good.

[01:19:15] And if you know, you know, it's simple as that.

[01:19:17] Like I had not even, can you guys smell my foot?

[01:19:19] It's like sweaty, but it's like a good, sweaty smell.

[01:19:21] You know what I'm talking about?

[01:19:24] Yep. Ron, are you a lotion guy?

[01:19:26] Or do you, lotion or, sorry.

[01:19:30] But are you a lotion guy or lubricant?

[01:19:32] So one time I went in the shower.

[01:19:35] Actually, I tell you the story

[01:19:35] about how my mom figured my asshole before.

[01:19:40] I'm serious.

[01:19:41] Have I ever told you that story?

[01:19:42] Say you swear to God. I swear to God. I put on our friendship on everything I love. I never told you the story

[01:19:46] Your mom I swear I'll call her right now. You don't leave me. I've done it all the time. She gets mad

[01:19:51] Call her. Call her. Call her.

[01:19:54] Ron, I don't believe you, bro. I'll tell you the story. So when I was younger

[01:19:58] I'm loading my rainbow succes right now. When I was young-

[01:20:00] Did you add it by the way?

[01:20:01] I don't know. I'm loading. It says I'll do it this year. When I was younger, I was very constipated

[01:20:06] So when when I'm constipated, I had to really shit. I was like pretty young

[01:20:11] My mom basically took Vaseline and put it in my asshole with her fingers to dig out the poop

[01:20:16] I'm not kidding. I swear and it was it ended up being like a tiny tiny piece of poop

[01:20:21] And I was just really constipated, but I was super young brah. I was 13. So like I'm not like tripping

[01:20:27] Okay, it's a real story though on my soul. It's a real story on everything. I love it

[01:20:31] I actually believe you. Um, okay. So round first off probably never tell anyone that ever again

[01:20:37] Second, that is absolutely repulsive, bro.

[01:20:40] Your mom shoved Vaseline up your anus.

[01:20:43] Yes, it was over my parents, their bed,

[01:20:47] I was spread open.

[01:20:48] All right, no more, no more, all right, all right.

[01:20:50] We're done.

[01:20:51] Stop, I don't wanna hear anymore.

[01:20:53] Oh my God, ah, like what is that?

[01:20:56] Run, what, what, what was the point of saying that, bro?

[01:20:59] I'm just, oh my God.

[01:21:00] I know, I like to share stories with my friends, bro.

[01:21:02] I have another story, if you want.

[01:21:05] I was one about a melatonin bottle.

[01:21:07] I don't know if you ever heard it.

[01:21:10] No.

[01:21:12] Sure, go out.

[01:21:13] What is it?

[01:21:14] When I was younger, I had a melatonin bottle

[01:21:16] that my mom bought me.

[01:21:18] It was basically the purple one with red gummies.

[01:21:21] And if you know it, drop it me.

[01:21:23] If you know what melatonin bottle I'm talking about.

[01:21:26] Basically, I took the melatonin out of the bottle,

[01:21:28] fully emptied it, put a sock in the melatonin bottle,

[01:21:31] lubed up the sock, and then I

[01:21:33] I started trying to stroke the sock

[01:21:34] in the middle tone of the bottle.

[01:21:42] Ron, what is your movie sock connected?

[01:21:44] Yo, A.

[01:21:45] Ron, Ron.

[01:21:46] Oh, wait, I, okay, so I'm only level 15, is that okay?

[01:21:51] That is totally fine, we're not playing right.

[01:21:52] Just kidding, but I'm level 63, I was trying to troll you.

[01:21:55] Trying to raise your cortisol levels.

[01:21:57] Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

[01:21:59] No, what, okay, Ron, focus.

[01:22:01] I know you have 80.

[01:22:02] I have Hive Eyes added.

[01:22:05] You get it.

[01:22:06] Hive Eyes, join the game and then invite Ron Dale.

[01:22:09] Okay, Ron, I need to give you a little bit of a pep talk

[01:22:12] before we go in here.

[01:22:13] Yes.

[01:22:15] But we're gonna win, I promise.

[01:22:16] Hive Eyes, is your name just Hive Eyes?

[01:22:18] It's just Vy's.

[01:22:20] How many I's, how many S's?

[01:22:21] Two I's, two S's, two E's.

[01:22:25] See how efficient I was?

[01:22:26] I knew there was gonna be multiple I's

[01:22:27] because Hive Eyes loves doing that.

[01:22:28] Was your name R6, Bid?

[01:22:31] Did you send me a friend request?

[01:22:32] No.

[01:22:32] So basically a kid hacked into my Google soft connect

[01:22:34] to count about four months ago.

[01:22:35] Chad didn't know about it, so I told you guys this.

[01:22:36] I think I did.

[01:22:37] He un-added all of my friends,

[01:22:39] and then added a thousand random people

[01:22:41] who are also hackers.

[01:22:42] So I basically have all my,

[01:22:44] that's why you're not on my friends list.

[01:22:45] So you un-added me.

[01:22:47] Can we get an L Jinksy in the chat?

[01:22:48] That is please.

[01:22:49] That's what I said!

[01:22:50] No, that's the L Jinksy!

[01:22:52] Dead ass guy.

[01:22:53] A guy hacked into my shit.

[01:22:54] So I, a good friend of yours,

[01:22:56] was trying to play with you,

[01:22:58] had you added,

[01:22:59] and you decided to un-ad me,

[01:23:00] and trying to make up this lame excuse

[01:23:03] to fucking make me feel better, bro.

[01:23:05] Oh, it's simple, just give me five subs and I'll forgive you.

[01:23:07] I'm dead ass, it's okay too.

[01:23:09] Yo, hey, you know what?

[01:23:11] I know one way to make you lock in, Ron.

[01:23:12] I know a way to make you lock in.

[01:23:14] I'm locked, bro, what?

[01:23:15] No, no, I know a way to make you super lock in.

[01:23:17] What? Ron.

[01:23:19] Okay, let me say this, pal.

[01:23:22] I have been, wait, wait, join,

[01:23:23] join Vyze's game really quick.

[01:23:25] I want to make sure you guys have fun.

[01:23:25] Is it a hacker? Is it a hacker, no?

[01:23:27] No, no, no, Vyze.

[01:23:28] We but you know it's vice because he has a dog has his profile picture wait what this isn't him

[01:23:35] No, you're not he's not a fake high box. Who are you in a game with there's a vice with?

[01:23:40] Is that Jason as his probably sure he's level 71?

[01:23:45] Jason has his profile picture. Let me check it out one second

[01:23:49] It's not gonna be high-five. It's not gonna be that's not high-five

[01:23:52] That's not Jason. That's how about it. Yes, that's high-five

[01:23:55] bro that's not that fucked up dude dude that's fucked up that is not Jason

[01:24:00] bro that's a lot of it was everyone makes mistakes it's a woman looks like

[01:24:06] Jason okay yo Bob join the fucking game well maybe just give me my

[01:24:11] invites how about that bro like I don't have any rights who is this brother who's

[01:24:18] this guy calling me little puppet my DMs Vegeta looking hairline who is this

[01:24:22] bro boy boy boy yo what's good little pop we all see that preceding hairline

[01:24:27] little puppy vagina hairline looking at boy I've actually heard that one as well

[01:24:32] bro I'm out of control me I legitimately think me and you are top two worst

[01:24:37] hairlines in the twitch do not put me in that fucking category

[01:24:42] bro do not put me in that fucking category I am not I do not have a

[01:24:46] fucked up hairline look look look look let me show you looking yeah I'm looking

[01:24:50] mine right and mine's bad and I'm look okay now look at yours see but Ron here's

[01:24:54] the thing if you shave why are you new okay Ron if you shave bro if you shave

[01:25:02] buddy it's gonna be bad like if you go bald the thing is what do you do what

[01:25:07] the fuck are you stop Ron oh my god can you please stop Ron stop

[01:25:15] Yeah, I'm back.

[01:25:19] This guy is ill.

[01:25:20] I want to also congratulate you by the way, a formal congratulations on 500,000 viewers.

[01:25:24] Oh, it's what?

[01:25:25] Yeah.

[01:25:26] I forgot to tell you.

[01:25:27] Yeah, thanks, bro.

[01:25:28] Thanks, man.

[01:25:29] I appreciate it.

[01:25:30] Yes.

[01:25:31] I've actually been congratulated for that for about four days now.

[01:25:33] Jack, it's not a real number.

[01:25:35] Someone do you bought it.

[01:25:36] Someone do you bought it.

[01:25:38] All I know is, High Vibes was somehow involved and I'm conducting a full-blown investigation.

[01:25:43] I don't know why I played a part of it.

[01:25:46] No, it's not.

[01:25:48] I'm just saying, I know Highbys had a check.

[01:25:50] Can you hear me?

[01:25:50] I can hear you.

[01:25:51] Swaps, hear me?

[01:25:53] Check, check.

[01:25:54] OK.

[01:25:55] Gamer mode, bro.

[01:25:56] Gamer fucking.

[01:25:56] Run.

[01:25:57] All right.

[01:25:58] No more of the happiness.

[01:26:00] Thank you for the 60-Rade.

[01:26:03] Sorry, go ahead.

[01:26:05] You're good.

[01:26:05] Now it's about depression and sadness.

[01:26:07] This is Rainbow 60.

[01:26:09] No one has gone on this game.

[01:26:11] Everybody hates their fucking life,

[01:26:12] but they keep playing because they hate themselves.

[01:26:15] Yeah, but listen.

[01:26:15] The way Siege worked, let's change that, bro.

[01:26:18] Let's make it so everyone gets on this game

[01:26:20] and be like, oh my God, I'm having the time of my life.

[01:26:22] This is about to be so much fun.

[01:26:24] Maybe let's inspire people.

[01:26:27] Ron, that's the thing.

[01:26:27] People, look, you know the gift

[01:26:29] where it's the kid sitting on the bus

[01:26:30] and he goes thinking about and then actually doing it?

[01:26:34] Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:26:36] Thinking about playing Siege is nice.

[01:26:39] It's like sunshine and flowers.

[01:26:40] And then you get on the game,

[01:26:41] There's a kid using a Zim wall hacking and then you go to game chat to confront him

[01:26:45] And then he literally rips a slur and then shoots you in the face. That's what this game is

[01:26:49] But Ron first thing we need to do we need to add a select got a kick. We need to go out of the way

[01:26:54] Ron, what is your current delay right now?

[01:26:57] Chat type type Keck walk when you hear me one

[01:27:02] two

[01:27:03] three

[01:27:05] four

[01:27:06] five

[01:27:08] It's not like five seconds, right? Okay, you know you can just go to your OBS and see what the delay is

[01:27:15] Okay, I'm good

[01:27:18] Okay, could we get it to ten seconds?

[01:27:22] Can you add five more seconds to the delay so it's 10 screaming at him because that's his fucking job, bro

[01:27:29] It's fucking job

[01:27:31] How much do you pay out well Ron? How much do you pay him?

[01:27:35] I pay him and

[01:27:37] Begging for him to give me a sub every month

[01:27:43] Wait, so you pay him to gift you yeah

[01:27:48] All right, let me add a delay let's just tap my screen's gonna go bro

[01:27:52] Wait, so now I have to add a delay. Okay, fine 10 seconds cuz bro. I'm telling you how do you do so are going to tonight settings

[01:28:00] So if you're on toolkit all you gotta do is like stop streaming. No

[01:28:04] that's how you end my stream bro nice try bro nice fuck yeah bro

[01:28:08] Jacksie's trying to end my stream no you know if you want a ray bro I'll help

[01:28:13] you oh I got here stream enable right you click no yeah okay okay okay someone

[01:28:25] say tie when you hear me wait they fucking hack my shit there in my shit

[01:28:34] I

[01:28:50] Yo, round ale I think I got the leg going

[01:28:56] When you see me when you see me put a kekwa put a kekwa kekwa kekwa kekwa

[01:29:04] Ron, they heard it!

[01:29:06] High-fives, high-fives, okay.

[01:29:08] Are you inviting these guys or is it me inviting them?

[01:29:15] Ah, high-fives, just get um...

[01:29:17] We what?

[01:29:19] I'll be starting this one more time.

[01:29:21] It's too much of a delay.

[01:29:22] It's like fucking too much, bro.

[01:29:24] High-fives, he's in a ranked game.

[01:29:26] Just get somebody else.

[01:29:28] Get that up, Jill.

[01:29:34] What is your experience on this game?

[01:29:46] Hey, hold on bro.

[01:29:47] I think your people took me out.

[01:29:49] What do you mean my people?

[01:29:52] Okay, when you hear me, type Kekwa, Kekwa, Kekwa, Kekwa, Kekwa.

[01:29:57] Type Kekwa, y'all.

[01:29:58] Time to see something.

[01:29:59] Ron, what do you mean someone took you out?

[01:30:02] What the fuck are you talking about?

[01:30:03] I'm good now. Now I'm good. Now I'm good. Now I'm good. I got a little bit of the light

[01:30:07] Well, I thought people were taking me out bro. No, we better play or we better sit in the lobby, bro

[01:30:11] Is this what happens when you lose you just sit in lobbies like bro

[01:30:13] You haven't even fucking read. Don't be mad at me bro. We're trying to get the cops to deliver on you man bro

[01:30:19] The coppers aren't ready. Did you tell them that you're playing with stable fucking Ronaldo?

[01:30:22] They're probably about to go fucking crazy about a post on snapchat and shit. I'm ready

[01:30:26] Yes, we're yes 100% we're gonna tell them now. All right, bro run

[01:30:31] My cortisol levels are rising. I want to play I want to run we're gonna play

[01:30:40] What do you mean? Okay, Ron

[01:30:44] You're just trying to yeah, I know I know I know I know what it is

[01:30:47] I know what it is. You're trying to get your fucking hours up for the month because you're barely streaming got it

[01:30:52] I got it. I'm familiar with this familiar display. I've done this before actually let's sit here for a couple more minutes

[01:30:58] No, no chat, we're not trying to get our hours up, the coppers aren't fucking joining.

[01:31:04] Guys, if you typed your game attack in the chat, then have I proceeded to whisper you

[01:31:08] on Twitch and invite you.

[01:31:10] Now you're talking about whispering on Twitch.

[01:31:12] Why don't you whisper on Twitch?

[01:31:13] Yikes, this guy's going downhill chat.

[01:31:15] What the?

[01:31:16] Do you speak English, Ruff?

[01:31:17] Ruff, do you speak English?

[01:31:18] Ruff, you're speaking English.

[01:31:19] Ruff, you're speaking English.

[01:31:20] You're not speaking English.

[01:31:21] You're not speaking English.

[01:31:22] You're not speaking English.

[01:31:23] You're not speaking English.

[01:31:24] You're not speaking English.

[01:31:25] You're not speaking English.

[01:31:26] Yeah, exactly.

[01:31:27] If we make it out of silver, I'll be damned.

[01:31:28] If we make it out of silver, I'll be damned.

[01:31:31] Ron! Ground rules!

[01:31:32] Yes.

[01:31:33] No sound boards! No team killing!

[01:31:35] Ron! If you fucking team kill me, I'm going to burn my sound ops on the floor.

[01:31:41] Listen, bro, what's a team without a little bit of fuck ups? That's how you learn from your mistakes.

[01:31:45] Let me tell you, bro, Michael Jordan never went to his first basketball game, okay?

[01:31:51] He didn't get invited.

[01:31:52] Look at that. That was a fuck up in his life.

[01:31:54] Now look where he's at, bro.

[01:31:55] You can't always expect success, success, success, success.

[01:32:00] You've got to go through a little bit of failures, bro.

[01:32:03] Okay, how is this PFB allowed?

[01:32:06] Guys, AI needs to stop, dude.

[01:32:09] No, seriously.

[01:32:10] Bro, AI is a problem, bro.

[01:32:12] We need to tone it down.

[01:32:14] Wait, so can you explain how this is going to my-

[01:32:17] Okay, they're in.

[01:32:19] Alright, Ron, I'm going to give you a pep talk.

[01:32:21] Okay, first we-

[01:32:22] Let's go!

[01:32:23] I'm hyped!

[01:32:24] Jump on me if you guys hype, boh!

[01:32:26] I'm low clip sighted, I'm out of my game for today!

[01:32:29] We're not, we're not excited. We need to add a delay, then we'll get excited.

[01:32:32] I have a delay. I have a delay.

[01:32:33] No, is it 10 seconds?

[01:32:35] Yeah, yeah, yeah. On God. Check it out. You can check it.

[01:32:38] Ron, on your mother's life it's 10 seconds.

[01:32:40] On my mother's life it's 10 seconds. It says 10 seconds delay, am I not right?

[01:32:43] Chad, everybody get ready!

[01:32:45] Ron, I might delay Q, okay?

[01:32:47] Chad, I'm gonna be back. My screen's gonna go blue, okay?

[01:32:54] Okay, let me have the leg let me have the leg

[01:32:56] Ten why you guys saying ten seconds? Why are you moaning in my ear, but I still hear you

[01:33:01] Ron are you ready?

[01:33:04] Okay

[01:33:16] Yo, this guy

[01:33:18] Ron it's my mic on!

[01:33:20] Ron, come here.

[01:33:23] Ron, we are going to be 2v2ing every rank in Rainbow 16, starting at Copper, finishing at Champion, until we lose.

[01:33:33] What if we lose against Copper?

[01:33:35] Then I'm never playing this game again.

[01:33:37] What if Nordic B is pretty good?

[01:33:39] Listen, listen, listen.

[01:33:41] You're saying you're stream-ended?

[01:33:43] Yeah, I know. Just ignore them.

[01:33:45] Ron, listen, Ron, listen.

[01:33:47] I don't know this map

[01:33:49] It's okay. It's okay. It's the coppers. You're not like this is like we're gonna do it

[01:33:53] Okay, so run every game is gonna be on a different map. So every rank we're gonna play about every round

[01:33:57] I just this is one of the this is one of the worst maps in the game

[01:34:00] But it's very beautiful Ron listen if you listen to my every word and command at the higher ranks like I'm talking

[01:34:08] Plat emerald diamond champ will win Ron if you go out and do your own ADHD thing

[01:34:13] We will not win Ron

[01:34:15] The furthest I've ever made it in this challenge is emerald me in case I made it to emerald and then we lost

[01:34:21] Right if we can beat the emerald today, that'll be a new record

[01:34:23] But Ron listen if we get all the way and let's just say we beat the emeralds

[01:34:29] Ron, I'll give you a thousand subs

[01:34:32] Put it on God

[01:34:33] Run on everything. I love I want you to be locked in if we get a new record today and beat the emeralds

[01:34:38] I'll give you one thousand gifts

[01:34:40] It would be the animals I'm gonna try my balls off, and I want you to try your balls up run

[01:34:45] You're not some normal guy. Yeah, you wanna fncs dude. You're just in run one of fncs

[01:34:51] I know we have

[01:35:10] I understand but at the start of every round

[01:35:32] Run stop shooting fire randomly

[01:36:04] The game's over. Watch this.

[01:36:05] Okay.

[01:36:06] Two, one.

[01:36:07] Oh my God.

[01:36:08] Bad ring, bad ring.

[01:36:09] Bad ring, bad ring.

[01:36:10] That's not.

[01:36:11] Yes.

[01:36:12] Ron, close your eyes.

[01:36:13] Close your eyes.

[01:36:14] Do not watch.

[01:36:15] Close them now.

[01:36:16] Is it on?

[01:36:17] Is it on me?

[01:36:18] Is it on me?

[01:36:19] Your eyes were closed, right?

[01:36:20] Yeah.

[01:36:21] Is it on?

[01:36:22] Are you ready?

[01:36:23] Okay.

[01:36:24] Ron, were you or were you not watching that?

[01:36:25] Okay.

[01:36:26] I wasn't watching it.

[01:36:27] Thank you.

[01:36:28] See, bro.

[01:36:29] This is why I love you.

[01:36:30] Ron, little things like that.

[01:36:31] I love you run little things like that or like getting up cameras and calling out run

[01:36:36] That's what's gonna get us to beat the higher. Wait, they've been my way. I've been the guy that I wanted to choose

[01:36:43] Hey, Ron, we're on it

[01:36:45] You can't run you can't be like

[01:36:49] Okay, it's gonna alternate every day every round. It's first one to up up to four

[01:36:54] Okay, does that make sense? It's gonna keep all day. Yeah, you have defense. Can I use JP or no?

[01:36:58] I'm gonna use JP. Yes. Okay

[01:37:01] Great question. Nice, Ron. I'm an open book. Ask me anything.

[01:37:05] What is your virginity?

[01:37:10] So, okay. What I meant by that...

[01:37:13] I'm curious. I feel like you're a rabbit fucker type of guy that grabs...

[01:37:17] Ron, you're not a slow-stroker.

[01:37:21] I've been there, bro.

[01:37:24] So what did I meant by asking anything? I'm an open book.

[01:37:27] I'm not telling you about the time I've worked with you.

[01:37:30] I'm not answering that. I'm not answering that. 2022 viewers know. That's all I'm going to say.

[01:37:42] Jack, 2022 viewers know. I'm not answering that though.

[01:37:46] Alright Ron, it's always good to push with me, okay?

[01:37:50] And I'm coming.

[01:37:51] Also, future reference for the higher ranks, it's always good to let me have the diffuser, okay?

[01:37:56] Ron, I have 30,000 hours on this game.

[01:37:58] I'm gonna do 30,000.

[01:38:00] Holy shit, get a fucking job, bro.

[01:38:03] Holy fucking shit.

[01:38:07] It's probably close to 40.

[01:38:09] Don't shoot, bro. You're not fucking...

[01:38:11] Alright, I'm gonna drone.

[01:38:12] So, Ron, don't be a problem with the operator.

[01:38:14] I want you to play the most today.

[01:38:16] Do you know what she does?

[01:38:17] Yeah, I'm gonna call JP in one second.

[01:38:19] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[01:38:20] Captain, Captain, Captain.

[01:38:21] Slow down.

[01:38:22] Slow down, Ron.

[01:38:23] Remember, we have two minutes.

[01:38:25] Alright, you watch out.

[01:38:26] Shoot this, Ron.

[01:38:27] This

[01:38:37] Alright jump it use your dog me call run jump it use your dog to be called now we're gonna be able to hear that

[01:38:47] I'm gonna one tap cap

[01:38:51] Special forces going out

[01:38:57] left left left left left left left and right left and right

[01:39:05] what the fuck these guys are good they're not copper

[01:39:11] yeah they're not that guy lost all of my head

[01:39:20] Ron Bear as copper as copper can be dude.

[01:39:24] I'm confused.

[01:39:25] No, see?

[01:39:26] See?

[01:39:27] See?

[01:39:28] Wait a minute.

[01:39:29] Wait a minute.

[01:39:30] Wait a minute.

[01:39:31] No, he's on 60F, but he's probably a copper.

[01:39:33] I lied.

[01:39:34] I figured it out, bro.

[01:39:35] Don't worry about it.

[01:39:36] See, Ron, here's the thing.

[01:39:37] It's siege.

[01:39:38] Uh, mods.

[01:39:39] Clean up the kids laughing.

[01:39:40] Everybody's died due to copper.

[01:39:41] I don't care.

[01:39:42] Ron, listen.

[01:39:43] It's siege.

[01:39:44] Wait, they're giggling at me with this.

[01:39:45] There's this, like, baby?

[01:39:47] There's this baby with his fist to his mouth.

[01:39:49] in my chat. Yeah, I know. I can't escape that emote for the life of me. So Ron, it's

[01:39:56] siege, okay? It's a one-shot headshot game. Anybody can kill anybody. Ron, that's why I

[01:40:01] need you to be extra locked in, okay? Because right there, you kind of went out and did

[01:40:05] your own thing, all right? Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay,

[01:40:08] I'm out of it. You're on my character. That's my character. Now I'm off to go.

[01:40:12] Ron, I'm out of something. That's my character. Ron, I'm statistically one of the greatest

[01:40:15] meat players of all time. Yeah, you need to mute right now, bro, and fucking

[01:40:17] Locking you decide to a copper shut up. Tell me where to go. What type of gaming environment is this? What type of gaming Ron?

[01:40:24] All right

[01:40:25] Fresh start clean slate bro. If we lose the coppers, I

[01:40:30] Can't be able to show my face on the seat. We're not gonna lose the fucking cop room

[01:40:35] Shoot you I'm not serious. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. What?

[01:40:42] Sorry, Ron. No

[01:40:44] Sorry, dad located bomb

[01:40:46] This guy's a freak, bro.

[01:40:48] Jack, no, this guy's legitimately a freak.

[01:40:50] Let's play.

[01:40:51] This guy's legitimately a freak, y'all.

[01:40:53] Let's play, bro.

[01:40:54] Let's go.

[01:40:55] Rubble out.

[01:40:56] Ron, do you drink coffee or not?

[01:40:58] No, I don't drink coffee.

[01:40:59] I just wake up.

[01:41:00] Right here, right here.

[01:41:01] Yeah, both of them.

[01:41:02] Both of them.

[01:41:03] Yellow.

[01:41:04] Right here.

[01:41:05] Right here.

[01:41:06] Okay, I'm gonna mark them both.

[01:41:07] Oh, no, I'm not.

[01:41:08] Okay, okay, okay.

[01:41:09] Go, Mark.

[01:41:10] Okay, right here.

[01:41:11] Right here.

[01:41:12] There's no way this is a real fucking copper.

[01:41:13] Right, right out here.

[01:41:14] Right here.

[01:41:15] I'm gonna mark him. I'm gonna mark a bucket. Don't don't know

[01:41:18] He's right. My god. He's going around the corner. Nice. Oh boy. We're remaining

[01:41:26] Oh

[01:41:45] Get in here!

[01:41:46] I can't stay wrong on my bike!

[01:41:47] I got it.

[01:41:50] NOOOOO!

[01:41:52] NOOOOO!

[01:41:56] I'M A FUCKING G!

[01:41:59] Wait, why's Rain good?

[01:42:00] Why's Rain good?

[01:42:01] Oh my-

[01:42:01] Okay,

[01:42:02] Ron, I don't think you realize how rare what you just did is.

[01:42:05] You just did a Randy Orton off the top rope,

[01:42:08] four second detected, jump out,

[01:42:10] and flipped on.

[01:42:11] Oh, what?

[01:42:11] That's- that's what we do.

[01:42:12] That's what we do!

[01:42:13] This is why we rainbow

[01:42:16] runs

[01:42:18] Stop, okay. Let me make myself clear run. I'm known for one thing in this game and that is hearing

[01:42:23] Okay, I'm solid at everything else my hearing is the greatest of all time when you are blasting my eardrums out wrong

[01:42:30] I can't hear all right. So think of it like that. You're nerfing your teammate. All right, oh, okay?

[01:42:36] Cool comp. No, no, it's not it's not your fault. You're excited. I love it. It's good passion

[01:42:40] But run cool calm collected imagine like you're a 9-1-1 operator and you're giving a call out right or like imagine

[01:42:47] Yeah, I get extra pepperoni on my pizza the extra pepperoni. Please help me. Oh, okay

[01:42:52] I don't you're saying now the pepperoni is six foot tall. I got you now. I'm understanding it, but let's play bro

[01:43:01] So run like yeah

[01:43:03] But you get called up start like screaming them into my ears because then I won't be able to hear

[01:43:09] All right, I need to be able to hear.

[01:43:11] Okay, and defuse the bomb.

[01:43:13] Yeah, what do you mean cancel? What is, what is that?

[01:43:18] Pepperoni is aggressive?

[01:43:22] Kekwa, Kekwa, Kekwa.

[01:43:25] All right, man.

[01:43:26] Where are you, bro?

[01:43:27] I love that you're, Ron. Let me give you a performance grade after every rank, okay?

[01:43:31] Best.

[01:43:32] So Ron, at the end of every game, I'm gonna give you like a performance grade on an, like, an F and an A star, okay?

[01:43:37] Okay, I think she helped me. She's got me. I think she got us. Help me. How do I fix this?

[01:43:41] How do I fix this?

[01:43:44] Run space bar. Oh

[01:43:47] All right, right turn around turn around. I would need you to focus okay, whatever that bullshit is

[01:43:53] He's not gonna fly in my team. We can't be getting stuck on the phone

[01:43:58] All right

[01:44:00] I hear one to my right, hi guys, it's Ron, I'll do it later on the camera, it's just gonna look like weird.

[01:44:11] JC, they have a dope of me, take off.

[01:44:14] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh my god, Ron, get out of here, get out of here, Ron, get out of here, you're gonna get ran out on.

[01:44:23] I love you, how are you so good?

[01:44:25] Oh my god, give me back John, Ron.

[01:44:27] I don't want to.

[01:44:30] You have a call about it.

[01:44:37] You know it's where it's at.

[01:44:44] Yes!

[01:44:45] Yes!

[01:44:46] Yes!

[01:44:47] Yes!

[01:44:48] Yes!

[01:44:49] Yes!

[01:44:50] Yes!

[01:44:51] Yes!

[01:44:52] Yes!

[01:44:53] Yes!

[01:44:54] Yes!

[01:44:55] Yes!

[01:44:56] Yes!

[01:44:57] Yes!

[01:44:58] Yes!

[01:44:59] Okay, okay, I kind of I sort of love you as a teammate, Ron. You're getting kills. You're going

[01:45:06] Doka V. Your aim is good. You're playing with confidence. I kind of, I chatted him like him,

[01:45:12] what I'm seeing out of Ron Deal. Listen, bro, sometimes don't be okay. You're doing this thing

[01:45:18] where you're banning the opposite. Wait, how many rounds are there? It's up to four. So every game

[01:45:23] Every game is going to be about 15 minutes max outside

[01:45:28] Okay, wait, but when we get closer to the better ranks, I feel like we got to play different maps that I know

[01:45:34] Yes, Ron. I got you. So what's your favorite map in seats probably working right? Oh

[01:45:39] Orgin, I love that map staffs or organ. Oh

[01:45:44] organ

[01:45:45] That's a good map too

[01:45:47] What's a miho?

[01:45:49] Just let them go, let them go.

[01:45:51] They're all getting raided right now by Mio.

[01:45:56] Now run.

[01:45:57] Secure the bomb.

[01:45:58] Do you know any other maps besides Oregon?

[01:46:00] Hell no.

[01:46:01] Not even a single one.

[01:46:02] Ten seconds.

[01:46:03] You've only played Oregon up until tonight.

[01:46:07] Five seconds to insertion.

[01:46:09] Can I try one round where I kill you and play?

[01:46:11] No.

[01:46:12] No.

[01:46:13] Rock or rock.

[01:46:14] Stop.

[01:46:15] No.

[01:46:16] Let's not do that.

[01:46:18] All right. Jesus. What type of psychotic question is that?

[01:46:26] On me.

[01:46:28] You just lost your membership at video spot.

[01:46:31] Chad, does anybody know that movie?

[01:46:33] High-fives, get this up to the first guy that, uh, satisfies me.

[01:46:36] You have been targeted by dominoes.

[01:46:38] Did you order food?

[01:46:40] Demos. Demos.

[01:46:45] Chad, I'm so powerful.

[01:46:48] All right, the cops are off to a good start, Maudendale.

[01:46:53] You just lost your membership out of video?

[01:46:58] Bro, are you okay?

[01:47:00] Bro, are you okay?

[01:47:01] I'm almost four.

[01:47:03] What's this?

[01:47:04] Reload!

[01:47:05] Can I try?

[01:47:06] I'm gonna try, I'm gonna try.

[01:47:08] Yeah, go for it.

[01:47:10] Hey, that's easy.

[01:47:11] Wait, these guys are out.

[01:47:12] Let me see you.

[01:47:13] I didn't even know he was there.

[01:47:15] I'm not gonna lie.

[01:47:16] Look.

[01:47:18] Oh, he's ass.

[01:47:20] Wait, chat, Rob's aim is actually good.

[01:47:23] Wait, this is gonna be a fucking clean sweep, bro.

[01:47:25] I'm not gonna do this.

[01:47:26] This is fucking solipses.

[01:47:28] Rob, remember, if we beat Emerald.

[01:47:30] Let's go!

[01:47:32] If we beat Emerald, that'll be our, literally,

[01:47:36] our highest, like, dude.

[01:47:38] That'll be like the new record on this channel, chat.

[01:47:40] We've never gotten past Emerald.

[01:47:42] Me and K-Soul have the record with Emerald.

[01:47:45] All right, let's get Nolan and Zava out of here, guys.

[01:47:48] What's next, what's next?

[01:47:49] So next up is Rob.

[01:47:50] So basically, everybody can see Rob.

[01:47:55] Are you listening to Rob?

[01:47:56] There is copper from Stubborn Pro.

[01:47:59] Platinum, Emerald Diamond Champion, all right?

[01:48:02] So Emerald is just-

[01:48:03] Did I wrong she got me back

[01:48:05] I'ma need a gun to my n-tion

[01:48:06] She was free but she retired

[01:48:08] I'ma have me hot pants

[01:48:09] I'ma still have my life

[01:48:11] I'ma stand on risk

[01:48:12] I'ma divide me in her eyes

[01:48:14] I said I'm not your Kim

[01:48:16] I'ma cry right now

[01:48:17] I'm crying because you let me miss you

[01:48:19] Damn, damn

[01:48:20] Ron, did you hear anything I said?

[01:48:22] You got me beat with that

[01:48:23] I don't even know how to sleep with that

[01:48:25] It's a love of thrill

[01:48:27] For this shit to be for that

[01:48:28] I change that life between a rap fest and a rest fest

[01:48:32] They won't be full on blood, but they keep your ass

[01:48:47] No nexus bronze

[01:48:51] Copper is the same shit as bronze. They're the same material

[01:48:57] No bronze is one rank ahead of copper

[01:49:02] Also run run copper and bronze are two separate things

[01:49:08] Opera and bronze are two different things

[01:49:10] Alright

[01:49:12] Come on, bro. Let's get in the next lobby. We're yeah, he's getting the bronzes in. Okay, so high guys

[01:49:18] The lobby might glitch dude the ball of my glitch if it doesn't gotta make a new one

[01:49:22] I hope it's okay, so right now. We're about to go against right chat

[01:49:27] What we're about to go against bronze so wrong for the third time wrong and it's diamond and it's black

[01:49:33] No, stop. No. No stop. No, it's copper bronze silver gold

[01:49:40] platinum

[01:49:41] Emerald diamond champ. Oh, we're easy. There's no way. I'm forcing a case. Oh, there's no fucking way

[01:49:49] See the thing is case. Oh was okay. So was on a controller. So your aim is naturally gonna be better

[01:49:55] But Kesa was a good teammate. He played no matter that's...

[01:49:58] Wait, Jack, didn't Kesa lose to the diamonds or the emeralds?

[01:50:01] Wait, Jack, if you could compare me to one player, would it be?

[01:50:05] Like, if I could be compared to like a basketball player or a football player...

[01:50:08] I have it perfectly.

[01:50:09] A basketball player, basketball player, basketball player.

[01:50:10] Okay, do you want me to be honest?

[01:50:12] Hey, go ahead.

[01:50:15] Mugsieboats.

[01:50:16] Ooh, that's a fire-ass name.

[01:50:19] Yeah, look him up.

[01:50:20] What's his name? Mugsieboats?

[01:50:23] Mugsieboats.

[01:50:25] Mugsy boat

[01:50:27] Mugsy bugs buggy folks. Oh, no, okay, Ron. We have to okay. Sorry. I hate to burst your bubble. They're confirming Angel Reese

[01:50:40] Ron I hate to burst your bubble so we have new information what

[01:50:44] Me and queso actually beat the emeralds and we lost in diamonds. So for you to get the thousand gifts

[01:50:49] Oh, what?

[01:50:51] I know, but the word was to break the record and like that's what it is

[01:50:56] We have to run for you to get the thousands of we have to be l-jinksie. He lied brown. He lied. He said was that no

[01:51:03] I just forgot the video. He did that slide. He beat the animals

[01:51:11] So run we have as is the lobby glitch the lobby might be clever

[01:51:15] If it is calling you

[01:51:17] Yeah, I'm confused. Angel Reese that bad at basketball?

[01:51:22] No, she's great bro.

[01:51:27] Angel Reese, um, might need a new lobby.

[01:51:33] Alright, Ronald, make it a little more logical.

[01:51:35] She's good.

[01:51:36] It all started from the national championship game.

[01:51:39] I've been dealing with this.

[01:51:40] Ronald, a band of the match, okay?

[01:51:41] A band of the match.

[01:51:42] Yeah, a big lobby.

[01:51:43] Negative things are probably upset about me.

[01:51:45] Honestly, I'll take that because look where women's vascularized here

[01:51:49] People are talking about women's basketball, but you never would think that we be talking

[01:51:52] Close the game by accident

[01:51:54] Maybe close the game, bro. Why do you tell me to close the game like oh my god, bro

[01:51:58] Dude chat out. I'll control freak, bro. This guy's trying to control me. Like brah. I'm not fucking puppet, bro

[01:52:04] I'm angel Reese

[01:52:07] People are pulling up to games. We got some of the games sold out over there

[01:52:10] It's like just because of one slug back into

[01:52:15] He was unable to get it in.

[01:52:17] He played some beautiful basketball again.

[01:52:19] No Brianna Struett today.

[01:52:21] She taught us some seven straight shots.

[01:52:23] We don't have to get easy.

[01:52:25] Ron, can we have a second?

[01:52:27] Or are we just off the shore?

[01:52:29] Plus, Alan just blew by Burke.

[01:52:31] If we can get the floater to go and do a way to get the VA to go, right?

[01:52:35] Please.

[01:52:37] Is this real?

[01:52:39] Please.

[01:52:41] Run out of here. Run out of here.

[01:52:43] Run, Adam, run, Adam, run, Adam.

[01:52:45] Run, Adam.

[01:52:47] And look out, David Clark pushes Angel Reese.

[01:52:51] Angel Reese, I will be your girl.

[01:52:55] Ron, are you watching WNBA Highlights right now?

[01:52:58] Ron, can you join the fucking game?

[01:53:00] Whoa, first of all, don't raise your voice at me, bro.

[01:53:02] All I'm doing is just trying to have fun with my friend playing fucking Rainbow Six each and then Rock Elite.

[01:53:06] But instead you have to just yell at your friend.

[01:53:08] This is why I get sad. This is why I feel sad.

[01:53:12] is whenever you do that it makes me feel like

[01:53:15] RONDALE DINGLE I NEED YOU IN THE GAME okay Ron would you hit the brunt would you send me a federal list I

[01:53:21] Said you've ever got your house. I've invited you. What's your name? My name is oh underscore. Jase. It's a hacker. I don't know

[01:53:29] Just add me and see what that is I did

[01:53:33] Okay, and how about you invited you didn't invite you didn't invite me have I said it invite you okay, let me invite you

[01:53:39] I invited you, I invited you. Ron, I invited you, I invited you, I invited you.

[01:53:45] Chad, what's your favorite type of ice cream, bro? I'm thinking about getting one right now.

[01:53:48] Mint chocolate chip, mint chocolate chip.

[01:53:50] That's usually mine too.

[01:53:52] Wait, is that actually your favorite?

[01:53:53] Yeah, everyone makes fun of me for it. They say I'm ugly or weird for doing that.

[01:53:57] But bro, I'm not gonna lie. Mint chocolate chip is just so good because it's so basic and just relax.

[01:54:01] Like, I don't know, bro. It's just like chill, bro. It's like, it's very chill vibes.

[01:54:05] You know what I'm saying, dude?

[01:54:07] Yeah, fuck should I order spicy crispy tuna rice or is that GTM?

[01:54:22] Hello

[01:54:25] All right, I'm back $40 for food. Oh my god, bro. Can you give me 10? It's real quick second paper this

[01:54:32] gift you want me to pay for your food what are you getting real quick bro you

[01:54:41] know I could pay for that what are you getting run I'm getting old rib-eye

[01:54:46] steak it's $14,000 what you want me to shift okay be honest have you ever ate

[01:54:54] some gold like shit because I know you're no your billionaire let's be

[01:54:58] No, I've never eaten that.

[01:55:00] Bro, look, the only thing that people do to make food expensive is just caviar.

[01:55:08] Caviar is disgusting.

[01:55:09] Caviar is actually nasty.

[01:55:11] I don't get it.

[01:55:12] Bro, the only way you can get like a thousand dollar sandwich is if somebody literally puts caviar in it and chat.

[01:55:18] I've never had caviar, but I've looked it up.

[01:55:21] It's just fish eyes.

[01:55:22] I'm good, bro.

[01:55:23] I'd rather shove caviar up my ass than eat it.

[01:55:27] than eat it. I'm not kidding.

[01:55:28] No, dude, most fish, gently, gently.

[01:55:31] And I mean, gently serious, it actually tastes disgusting.

[01:55:35] Bro, can I ask you what this gently thing is?

[01:55:37] What is this gently thing?

[01:55:39] What are you talking about?

[01:55:40] Like, I see Lacey type gently, you type gently,

[01:55:43] you guys say gently.

[01:55:45] What is this?

[01:55:46] Bro, it's just not a bad shout.

[01:55:47] You know what I'm saying? It's a nabs.

[01:55:48] You ever heard of a nabs?

[01:55:49] Not a bad shout? Not a bad shout at all.

[01:55:51] Wait, they're saying that it's fish eggs, you dunderhead?

[01:55:54] The fuck do you mean?

[01:55:54] It's not their eyes?

[01:55:56] So tell me what's more disgusting.

[01:56:00] What did this guy just say?

[01:56:01] Okay, Ron, what is more disgusting?

[01:56:04] Would you rather eat fish, eggs,

[01:56:07] or would you rather eat a pizza?

[01:56:09] I would rather eat a pizza, all right?

[01:56:10] Whoa, whoa, whoa, what kind of a

[01:56:12] Luminati triangle shit is that?

[01:56:13] Yo, bro, it's the best food in the world.

[01:56:16] Give me that, Ron!

[01:56:17] Can we not?

[01:56:18] No!

[01:56:19] Yo, down to the, this guy is weird.

[01:56:22] Yeah.

[01:56:23] Pizza, pizza, huh?

[01:56:26] Pizza, huh?

[01:56:29] Yo, yeah, I'm telling you this guy's a goofball dude. All right, well are you ready?

[01:56:35] Okay, whatever you say, bro. I'm ready to play. I just don't kill me bro. I love my life

[01:56:43] All right. All right. You ready? Yeah, bro

[01:56:51] I'm gonna be honest with you. All right, bro the bet I swear to God you when I say this bro

[01:56:56] Lunchables that are nacho cheese are so fucking good with the salsa but that

[01:57:05] shit is actually fucking that shit is phenomenal bro that is of wait a minute

[01:57:09] you love pizza then you put me on an island map

[01:57:13] wait a minute wait a minute no no no no no no no no no what is going on

[01:57:18] You're wrong. You okay? What is going on? What? So, Ron, this is the bronze game. I'm

[01:57:28] gonna need you to focus and concentrate, all right? We dropped around against the

[01:57:33] coppers. There is zero reason why we should be losing against bronze players.

[01:57:37] Is that understood? What's understood is never understand. You can't see

[01:57:42] what you aren't aware of. And a person who thinks too much does nothing at

[01:57:46] Let's think

[01:57:48] Let's play

[01:57:51] All right, well these got okay these guys are bronze they're gonna be about probably realistically 10 to 15 percent better than the conference

[01:57:59] All right every game. Oh wait. I wanted to give you your first game analysis on your copper 10 seconds to insert great work on the cameras

[01:58:07] We got to relax on the comms a little bit and really good. I like I'm impressed with your aim

[01:58:12] I

[01:58:15] Just tell me one thing. Yes, Ron. Why do I have 29% body fat as a grown man?

[01:58:24] I don't know Ron. I have no godly idea. I don't understand bro. It's like I go to the gym. I eat healthy

[01:58:31] I'm fucking look good. Yeah, I'm strong. We're in a challenge

[01:58:36] So this is like a mix off between like a 918 spider front and then also

[01:58:42] On the back, I would say this is like an old Audi RA.

[01:58:46] So I would say this is like a weird,

[01:58:47] you can tell it's an Audi RA because of the back

[01:58:49] that you see, on the Audi RA,

[01:58:51] the back of it in real life is exposed like this.

[01:58:54] So this might be an Audi RA that they're trying to spin off.

[01:58:57] Low key.

[01:58:58] Low key.

[01:58:59] Hey Ron, can you focus on the match?

[01:59:02] Jesus!

[01:59:05] I'm gonna throw down my drone, move out.

[01:59:09] Mac and James.

[01:59:11] Okay Sam, I'm calling upstairs right now.

[01:59:13] RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN FOOCUS!

[01:59:15] FUCK!

[01:59:15] PLEASE!

[01:59:16] PLEASE!

[01:59:16] I got him.

[01:59:17] No no no, I'm dead, I'm convinced that you just hate me.

[01:59:19] What is my counter-no?

[01:59:23] Well I don't hate you bro, I love you dude.

[01:59:25] I'm trustin' you.

[01:59:26] We gotta beat the challenge.

[01:59:27] There's no other option.

[01:59:28] We gotta beat the challenge or at least get a new record.

[01:59:31] In order to do that we need to beat the diamonds.

[01:59:33] In order to do that we need to be locked to be concentrated and be thinking about the game at all times.

[01:59:36] Run!

[01:59:37] Do not hit a champion's trap!

[01:59:38] Look in the pocket, look at the pocket, look at the pocket, look at the pocket.

[01:59:42] Look in the pocket.

[01:59:43] Brown, whatever you do, don't get a cap in the trap, okay?

[01:59:45] Cap in the trap is not happening.

[01:59:46] Let me lock in, I'm gonna go forced, okay?

[01:59:50] You just let me play a little bit or no?

[01:59:51] Yep, you're the...

[01:59:53] Nobody's in the right in this building, I repeat, nobody's in the right.

[01:59:56] Okay?

[01:59:58] Going forward.

[02:00:00] There's a lot of scans, there's a lot of things here.

[02:00:03] Not really familiar, okay, every wall is...

[02:00:06] I'll get back.

[02:00:08] Aqua's gonna be our play. Ron, I think if you come with me, I have a free round set up for us.

[02:00:13] Ron, I think if you come with me, I have a perfect round set up.

[02:00:17] Ron.

[02:00:18] Wait, you're in sight? Hold up.

[02:00:20] No, no, I'm almost.

[02:00:21] Ron, this room's on the storm.

[02:00:23] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what I saw him.

[02:00:26] Hack in point, please.

[02:00:28] On the little table.

[02:00:29] Nice, nice. Last guy's to your right.

[02:00:30] To your right, to your right. He's not over there.

[02:00:32] He's by the B bomb.

[02:00:34] Okay, Ron. I have a perfect call out. He is I do this

[02:00:38] He's gonna be next to the base. Yes, you do that run turn right here turn right. He's right here

[02:00:43] No, he's inside run. You can take the other side and plan plan in the A site run plan the A site

[02:00:48] He can come here. It's right. It's the only spot. Let's go. Let's run. Run. Get it. Yeah

[02:01:00] Running at you running at you running at you

[02:01:04] Yes! Yes! Yes! There we go, Ron!

[02:01:12] Why would he run at me?

[02:01:14] Ron, you're actually good.

[02:01:17] Chance, chance, I know, I know.

[02:01:21] Ron, you're actually good.

[02:01:23] Chat, we have potential to break the record to the next.

[02:01:26] We can beat the diamonds, it's a new record.

[02:01:28] Someone say I'm carrying away.

[02:01:31] Yes, you are carrying in the first I was a warm it's gonna be my friend

[02:01:41] Yeah, if that's even possible wrong what my friend breath so I want to know wait rock nice me can I use me?

[02:01:47] No, no

[02:01:51] You know again what gaming environment is this run. I'm like one of the greatest mutes of all time, bro

[02:01:56] Ron is so much better than you loser. Appreciate it man. Happy Thursday to you as well dude.

[02:02:03] While Ron haven't seen any subs go in this stream, seems like everyone's AFK, everyone should sub up right now. Appreciate that message.

[02:02:10] Ron, I'll thank you David for the tier one. Let's go, bro. That's a good positivity.

[02:02:13] Ten seconds to insertion.

[02:02:15] So someone typed that?

[02:02:17] Ron, no no no stop! Stop! First rule of G, you never box yourself in a site.

[02:02:23] Ron, make a rotation right here. Make a rotation right there.

[02:02:26] The reason why I think you should ever box yourself into one objective is because they can plant from the other objective. That makes sense, bro.

[02:02:33] DO YOU WANT TO BURN OR NOT?

[02:02:36] Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?

[02:02:41] Drifting through the wind, one step ahead.

[02:02:44] Make a fire, gift evader.

[02:02:46] Fish.

[02:02:47] Do you ever feel like a tree?

[02:02:51] Like the house of cards, women

[02:02:54] Scotty Knight

[02:02:56] The light, in the light we shine

[02:03:02] She's all over the night

[02:03:07] Right before the time of July

[02:03:11] Cause baby, I'm fine

[02:03:13] I'm fine, you were

[02:03:17] I got a guy on me, I think

[02:03:19] I think that's me right this one right there

[02:03:23] What do you mean right here on my elephant right here right here on one on one? Where's that?

[02:03:29] That's what I love

[02:03:32] Ron, let it start case of your shotgun

[02:03:35] Let it start you through the shotgun. I'm gonna play the awful guy

[02:03:41] Whatever you do don't let him walk up if he does you're gonna have a close range gun fight with a shotgun

[02:03:44] It's gonna be easy kill for you

[02:03:46] You think right here, right? Don't beat that remember you have a shotgun run your goal with the shotgun is to make him come close

[02:03:57] Ronnie's got a walk up to this. He's got a walk up the stairs

[02:04:01] Swoopy makes

[02:04:03] What are you doing what are you doing no, no, I don't get it. I don't get it. You're supposed to be good

[02:04:16] You're supposed to carry me

[02:04:19] So wrong I'm gonna give you 15 seconds, and then you're gonna give me 50 seconds. All right

[02:04:25] Are you done? I only need four hold on

[02:04:27] So, Ron, I told you specifically to play the staircase with your shotgun and then you walked

[02:04:40] up the staircase and shot me through a wall.

[02:04:42] If that's my fault, then I'll put this controller up my anus and I'll shot off my

[02:04:46] console.

[02:04:47] Ron, you had one job, it was to hold the staircase.

[02:04:48] Remember, first time I was here.

[02:04:49] First time I was here.

[02:04:50] Is he trolling?

[02:04:51] I don't know, bro.

[02:04:52] That's a good question.

[02:04:53] Thank you for that kind message, man.

[02:04:54] So did everything I just say go in one ear out the other?

[02:04:57] Because I'm like, Rob, I'm trying to not explode mentally right now.

[02:05:00] I told you, I told you, hold the staircase with your shotgun.

[02:05:04] He walked up the staircase and wall banged me.

[02:05:06] How's that my fault?

[02:05:07] Well, because you told me to come back up after I missed.

[02:05:09] You said, don't challenge me.

[02:05:10] When I went down, hold the staircase.

[02:05:12] No, I said, let him get close to you.

[02:05:13] Wait, Chad, they didn't even get close to you.

[02:05:15] Chad, they didn't even say, stop challenging him.

[02:05:16] Stop challenging him.

[02:05:17] Stop challenging him.

[02:05:18] You said that, so I walked away.

[02:05:20] Yes, the instruction manual was the same the entire time.

[02:05:23] Hold the staircase, let him walk up.

[02:05:24] Don't challenge him.

[02:05:25] Let him walk up and then pump him in the stomach.

[02:05:27] Should I hit the car?

[02:05:28] Guard, do not hit the car.

[02:05:30] I need you to be sober so we can get through this challenge

[02:05:32] and actually complete it for once.

[02:05:34] I've never beat this challenge.

[02:05:35] Today's going to be a great, beautiful, fantastic day.

[02:05:37] If I haven't been loosing him,

[02:05:38] I'm going to be able to have it in my private camp.

[02:05:45] Child, my court is all fine.

[02:05:47] Yeah, we're good.

[02:05:48] I'm on the roof.

[02:05:51] All right, you can come with me if you want.

[02:05:52] It's probably going to get down there.

[02:05:55] What?

[02:05:56] I'm coming up to the roof too.

[02:05:58] Under me.

[02:06:00] Can I go through here?

[02:06:01] Sure.

[02:06:01] Can I go through here?

[02:06:03] Where?

[02:06:04] Yeah.

[02:06:06] Let me see.

[02:06:06] Go through what?

[02:06:07] Go through what?

[02:06:09] Push me in.

[02:06:17] Right here, right here, right here.

[02:06:18] Go around.

[02:06:20] Stop for a moment.

[02:06:21] Okay, do you think your Santa Claus run in what universe are you gonna fit through a two-by-two Jimmy?

[02:06:35] Okay, so I found the site I found the site these guys are not bronze. Okay. He's in the bar. He's in the bar

[02:06:41] I repeat he's in the bar. He's got black ice

[02:06:45] It's right here. He's right here. Oh god. He's right here

[02:06:48] What do you mean he's got black eyes?

[02:06:51] it. Well, who's he's playing in Aquarium? Ron, I think you should come with me. I'm being

[02:06:56] serious. I don't think I can get into the scanner. Ron, can you just come to me? Come

[02:07:00] to me, come to me. Yeah, I'm going to activate myself. I have a good plan. I have a really

[02:07:04] good plan, Ron. With you? Ron, Ron, can you get to me? Ron? Okay, come here. Ron,

[02:07:11] come here, come here. Come over here. I'm flying. Come over here. How do I get

[02:07:17] just release release my god oh my god I actually can't I'm dead serious I can't

[02:07:25] it's right when I say not yet when I say I want you to repel up here and she

[02:07:36] just went out but not yet not yet not yet all right run shoot it now this

[02:07:43] This guy's stuck in the school.

[02:07:49] Close left, close left.

[02:07:51] Ronnie, close left, close left.

[02:07:52] On the yellow paint.

[02:07:53] Can you flash him?

[02:07:53] Do you have flashbangs?

[02:07:54] Flash out!

[02:07:55] Going, son.

[02:07:56] Flash out again!

[02:07:57] No.

[02:07:58] Run, run, run, run.

[02:08:00] Bro, you almost flashed me.

[02:08:02] Ron, great work.

[02:08:03] Great work, Ron, great work.

[02:08:05] Yes, I banked him.

[02:08:06] So, Ron, in that scenario, I just want one flash,

[02:08:10] because I'm going to swing off it, OK?

[02:08:11] I am a gen low-key. I'm doing way better than a lot of people expected now like bro

[02:08:16] It's what I was trying to tell you jingsy

[02:08:18] I'm unironically a gamer and I texted you this morning. I was like, bro. I want to be a gamer again, bro

[02:08:22] I don't know. This is something in my jeans, bro something in my genetics like I feel great

[02:08:28] Yeah, okay, so Ron

[02:08:30] Stop you tried to crawl through a chimney and then you were stuck on a repel for a minute

[02:08:35] I love the energy, but Ron

[02:08:36] I'm gonna need you to move a little bit quicker out there on the battlefield

[02:08:39] When you get into the higher ranks, it's not gonna be like that, all right?

[02:08:42] That's fun though.

[02:08:43] But notice how...

[02:08:44] I just wanna prep you.

[02:08:45] Hey, I just noticed how like every time I'm posited or something, you just hit me with

[02:08:48] some type of fucking negativity, bro.

[02:08:50] What is your fucking issue, bro?

[02:08:52] Is it me?

[02:08:53] Ron, maybe it's me.

[02:08:54] Maybe it's me.

[02:08:55] Maybe it's me.

[02:08:56] Ron, no, I'm not trying to be...

[02:08:57] Maybe it's me.

[02:08:58] Ron, I'm trying to prep you for the high ranks, because it's not gonna be easy.

[02:09:02] Like high ranks, that doesn't fly, Bob.

[02:09:05] That doesn't fly.

[02:09:06] Get in the high ranks.

[02:09:07] You want to say?

[02:09:08] You're more of a stinky chief, ever guy.

[02:09:13] It's not Elbowdy, it's not Elbowdy.

[02:09:16] I'm trying to get Bronze ready for the high ranks, Elbowdy.

[02:09:19] Double it.

[02:09:20] Because look, right now it's Bronze, everything's tuned and sweet.

[02:09:23] It's gonna get hard.

[02:09:27] Literally the flat game, it's gonna be like levels above what this is.

[02:09:30] Flat is way harder than Bronze.

[02:09:33] Can you rewind? I just got here.

[02:09:35] got here the live stream

[02:09:40] no we can't rewind the live stream you can go back into the bar dude

[02:09:48] rockin to be a favorite you have a oh yeah one thing one thing right here on

[02:09:53] this upstairs or one he's not he's not in a threatening position we're good

[02:11:02] I got a camera there. I got a camera. I'm watching this room for you. Good call

[02:11:11] Run actually I want you to hold this camera

[02:11:18] He's stuck in the corner. He's stuck in that corner on the door on the left. He's stuck

[02:11:21] He's now he's backing up. He's backing up. He's backing up. He's in that door frame. He's in the actual door in yellow

[02:11:28] He's in there

[02:11:32] He's a you're about to see him you're about to see hold it hold it hold it hold it. Hold it. Get ready

[02:11:42] Great comes wrong wait great comes wow

[02:11:48] Run really those are like my type of problems. Oh my god. We go great comes run

[02:11:55] Run, I'm giving you a gold star for that entire round. Thank you, bro. Yeah, let's give run a gold star

[02:12:00] Hi, guys, give me a go start. That's a go start great call outs run. Oh my god

[02:12:22] Bro that a star star that's not right. That's like that's like the best yo round

[02:12:27] I played this game with a lot of streamers. That is the best call-outs I've ever gotten from a streamer

[02:12:31] I'm out of here. That was good, bro

[02:12:33] And you went quiet at the very end so I could hear and walk up very smart Ron.

[02:12:37] Everybody give Ron a gold star. Everybody give Ron a gold star.

[02:12:39] Wait, this is like the most love I've ever seen.

[02:12:42] This is beautiful, Ron. That's what I like. That's what I like. That's good coms man. That's great work.

[02:12:49] Can I tell you a joke? Can I just stomp on it?

[02:12:52] Yeah, what's up with you?

[02:12:55] A horse walks into a barn.

[02:12:57] right, and then a perp walks into a bar and then a firm flies into a bar, and then the

[02:13:05] shooting goes.

[02:13:06] You just need to locate and diffuse a bomb.

[02:13:07] He walks into the baaang.

[02:13:08] Alright, that's, that's a good game.

[02:13:09] Okay, I was not excited, that actually got me.

[02:13:10] That was actually pretty good.

[02:13:11] Alright, shot, one more round, and we're under the silver skies.

[02:13:12] It's actually going really well.

[02:13:13] Okay, I was not excited, that actually got me to bar.

[02:13:18] That was actually pretty good.

[02:13:20] Alright, chat one more round and we're under the silver sky.

[02:13:23] It's actually going really well.

[02:13:31] It's just like seeing her for the first time.

[02:13:35] You got a good voice, dude.

[02:13:37] Thank you.

[02:13:38] I've always noticed that round.

[02:13:39] You're a little singer, bro.

[02:13:40] Cheers, bro.

[02:13:43] No, I watch you every day, bro. Make me happy.

[02:13:47] Thank you, bro. I heard you say that the other day when I was really trying.

[02:13:51] I didn't even know that, right? I like to watch you whenever I'm out.

[02:13:55] Nice, bro! Alright, I'm going to drone the last guy.

[02:13:59] Bro, slow down! Maybe you could drone him a little bit.

[02:14:03] I'm going to drone. You just drone him a little bit.

[02:14:07] Wait, where is he? He's inside. He's inside.

[02:14:11] on this yellow thing. Maybe wait for me, Ron, because I won't be able to trade it if you die.

[02:14:16] I will not be able to trade it. That's why I won't die. Don't die, don't die. Maybe you could

[02:14:21] don't give me all the scaring. You can do this, Ron. You can do this. Not, Ron. Okay.

[02:14:30] You just carry me. Ron, you actually just carry me. Wait, Dad! We might, we might make it far!

[02:14:40] for

[02:14:42] Yeah, I sure miss

[02:14:44] Dude Ron, do you like my twitch skin? That's Paragon

[02:14:49] Wait, how do you get that?

[02:14:50] It's like I expect what is that is asking $20 or 25?

[02:14:55] dollars

[02:14:56] For a skin. Yeah, that's fucking those are the Paragon bundles

[02:15:00] I think those are the most expensive bundles in the game

[02:15:02] I think the more cousin the elites because broke even mine is like 70 ops. So yeah, all right, Judy

[02:15:07] no no like no like no like gg's to the bronzes now we play the silvers they're

[02:15:16] ready hi bike oh no it's run it's $50 it's $50 for that one skin bro one skin

[02:15:21] $50

[02:15:23] But you get like

[02:15:25] You get like

[02:15:27] You get like the gun

[02:15:29] Oh my gosh

[02:15:31] $20

[02:15:33] Oh my god

[02:15:35] You know what I mean? $50

[02:15:37] You get like the gun animation

[02:15:39] Yes, you're right everyone

[02:15:41] Yes guys we're playing

[02:15:43] Rocket League after

[02:15:45] Oh my god I'm so hired

[02:15:47] Bro tonight is actually

[02:15:49] But bro, let's win this challenge bro, like, I brought like, Ron, I never even beat Diamonds, dude.

[02:15:54] You realize that on the studio? Never.

[02:15:58] Never ever ever ever ever ever ever.

[02:16:00] Alright Chad, now we're on the Silver's.

[02:16:02] You know, some could say you're like a young Justin Bieber's.

[02:16:26] Wait, are you dead ass?

[02:16:27] You know what's crazy?

[02:16:28] That's what they call me.

[02:16:29] I'm not even kidding.

[02:16:30] No, I just, Ron, I just know the lore of your streams, bro.

[02:16:32] Do you know the lore of the 24-hour stable or not of Jinx's trip?

[02:16:37] That is what we call lost media, dude.

[02:16:41] Hey, Chad, that is lost media. That might have been AI, bro.

[02:16:45] Chad, there's a legitimate chance that that shit was AI.

[02:16:50] Hi guys, I think the lobby is glitched. Jesus Christ. It's actually going to glitch after every game.

[02:16:56] Bro, oh my God. Ubi, can we please fix the custom games? Can we not do this?

[02:17:01] Christ

[02:17:05] The oh, yeah, okay

[02:17:08] No lost media redacted

[02:17:11] Yeah, what is this bullsh** ass Caillou emo as well?

[02:17:15] So two days ago we get a sperm have emo and now we have a Caillou one

[02:17:19] Hi guys, how about we get an emo of me like being a chat, right?

[02:17:22] How about we do that? Can we get an emo of me looking like handsome banded match? Yes or no?

[02:17:27] Yes a better match check we get it you voted me being handsome and not like one

[02:17:31] where I'm literally on top of a sperm cell just idea just idea no when is the

[02:17:38] loss in LA it's soon bro so yes chat let's get an update on that

[02:17:43] loss in LA is coming 2026 yeah me and Rod are figuring out a date it's 2026

[02:17:50] confirm guys how about 20 bro how about February 30 I'll be there on God will be

[02:17:59] here

[02:18:02] yeah look up that look up that way why does this month end in three days four

[02:18:10] days wait what the fuck run February 30 it doesn't exist oh my god my food's

[02:18:18] Can you talk to the chat for a second?

[02:18:20] Thank you.

[02:18:21] Dude, I think Ron is the only person that has more ADHC than me, Chad.

[02:18:29] I'm out of the kidding ground.

[02:18:31] Dude, Ron's brain is like, bro, do y'all know the emote of like, I think it's Patrick

[02:18:38] like licking a lot of, what is the emote, bro, where he's like in a galaxy?

[02:18:43] It's not Patrick, but it looks like Patrick.

[02:18:45] That is Ron, bro.

[02:18:46] I think Ron actually has more ADHD than they did.

[02:18:49] Hi, guys, I'm gonna invite you.

[02:18:52] Chad, let me say this though.

[02:18:54] Ron's aim is actually good, and bro,

[02:18:56] he's actually locked in on the cameras and calling out.

[02:18:59] Guys, I'm not saying we're gonna beat champions,

[02:19:02] because let's be honest, we're probably not.

[02:19:04] But, I think we could maybe put up a fight

[02:19:07] against the diamonds.

[02:19:09] I think we could put up a fight against the diamonds.

[02:19:13] No, Chad, it's not the one where Patrick is doing that.

[02:19:15] It's the one where like, bro, it's not even Patrick,

[02:19:19] it just looks like, it's like this pink guy.

[02:19:22] Hey, JXE, do you pre-comp?

[02:19:26] Okay.

[02:19:27] Next question, geeked Patrick.

[02:19:30] Yeah, I don't know, Ron has ADHD, bro.

[02:19:32] Like, I think more than me, JXE.

[02:19:35] Yo, Ron.

[02:19:36] Yo, someone ordered me food.

[02:19:39] Who got you food, Ron?

[02:19:40] Someone ordered me Korean beef,

[02:19:42] broccoli, me Japanese sweet potatoes, and a water.

[02:19:45] Wait, is that like, um, Hibachi?

[02:19:48] Yeah.

[02:19:50] Bro, that's good eats.

[02:19:51] That's pretty eats, bro.

[02:19:52] Right.

[02:19:52] Is there this place called Kobe in, uh, in, uh, California?

[02:19:56] It's called Kobe.

[02:19:57] Have you heard of that Kobe?

[02:19:58] Have you ever heard of Air One?

[02:20:01] Oh, dude, that's the smoothie place, right?

[02:20:05] Bro, yeah, that, I heard that place is really good.

[02:20:08] Right.

[02:20:08] I invited you by the way and I'm happy about it.

[02:20:10] Yeah, by the way.

[02:20:11] I'm not gonna lie, bro.

[02:20:14] I want to say I'm happy today, bro.

[02:20:15] I don't know. I just went outside, so bright out. It's so beautiful and I just love you guys, bro.

[02:20:22] Like I love you, bro. I love life.

[02:20:24] Love you, bro. Yep.

[02:20:26] Ron, you know, bro, like, we're very lucky and fortunate people to be able to play video games on a fucking weekday.

[02:20:35] Rob, we're very lucky to play video games on a Thursday, bro. That is very lucky, didn't it?

[02:20:40] You know what I mean? Really always good to be grateful and thankful, bro.

[02:20:43] I love you, bro.

[02:20:45] Love you, Rob.

[02:20:46] Chat, I think me and Ron are going to make it far.

[02:20:48] We can 10 get the chat for that statement I just made, please.

[02:20:52] Chat, I think we're going to make it far.

[02:20:54] Chat, let's hit it immediately.

[02:20:55] I don't know.

[02:20:56] Ron's got potential.

[02:20:57] All right, Ron.

[02:20:58] The Silvers are in.

[02:20:59] Do you need 30 seconds to eat?

[02:21:00] Because if you do, that's totally fine.

[02:21:01] I'm not going to eat while I play.

[02:21:03] Let's play.

[02:21:04] I'd rather you eat now because I don't want to lose.

[02:21:08] I'd rather you eat for 30 seconds.

[02:21:10] All right, just eat for 30 seconds, pound it.

[02:21:13] OK.

[02:21:14] You want some ASMR or no?

[02:21:17] Um, no.

[02:21:18] I got you.

[02:21:18] All right, here we go.

[02:21:19] Ready?

[02:21:20] OK.

[02:21:20] So this is going to be meat, Korean beef meat.

[02:21:40] I'm ready.

[02:21:42] Slip with the sand!

[02:21:44] Are you ready, sir?

[02:21:46] Yes.

[02:21:48] Alright.

[02:21:50] Run.

[02:21:52] Double, double, double the sand.

[02:21:54] For the silver beam.

[02:21:56] Give him stretch right now!

[02:21:58] A little bit smarter than the bronzes.

[02:22:00] You're going to have a little bit better aim.

[02:22:02] Now, this is a bigger jump.

[02:22:04] The other thing about T's you're going to notice, Ron,

[02:22:06] is every rank the jump gets bigger,

[02:22:08] The jump gets bigger, if that makes sense.

[02:22:10] Well yeah, that's how fucking works, you idiot.

[02:22:17] Why?

[02:22:19] Sir Ron, what I mean is like,

[02:22:20] Copper to Bronze is the closest together.

[02:22:22] Alright, we're not gonna...

[02:22:24] Sir Ron, you know what?

[02:22:25] When the bands come up, just let me click them.

[02:22:27] Because we are not ever banding Rook again.

[02:22:30] Why?

[02:22:31] That's like the worst thing you could possibly band, Ron.

[02:22:34] Why?

[02:22:35] Because nobody uses Rook, alright, you feel what I'm saying?

[02:22:44] Now, silver game, alright, let's tighten up, let's lock in.

[02:22:49] Just eat in between each game, like eat in between this game.

[02:22:55] Do not eat during the game, alright, we're not losing.

[02:22:58] It is not an option today, Ron.

[02:22:59] No eating during the game.

[02:23:00] Not a chance.

[02:23:01] Use your drone to locate a bomb.

[02:23:05] All right.

[02:23:05] But what I'm saying, Ron, is like,

[02:23:07] cooperative bronze is the two ranks that is closest together.

[02:23:10] Bronze and silver is a little bit steeper.

[02:23:12] And the higher ranks, you get the larger and larger

[02:23:15] the jumps on.

[02:23:16] So you're going to notice players

[02:23:17] are going to get a lot better at black.

[02:23:20] And we're almost there.

[02:23:22] All right, Ron, they're upstairs.

[02:23:23] I don't have something there.

[02:23:24] No.

[02:23:24] They're upstairs and they have a mute in his um

[02:23:28] Okay, all right round a little bingo

[02:23:33] Well, I might be able to smack a window and shoot somebody's back. There's probably 11% chance. It gets a kill

[02:23:40] Don't

[02:23:44] You don't see for

[02:23:46] Smacking windows only works for like three seconds. Yeah, they give her the five gift identity. I'm gonna love

[02:23:52] Thank you, daddy

[02:23:54] I'm going to um

[02:23:57] Run

[02:24:00] Run get to this window run get to this window coming daddy. Get to this window. Are you daddy?

[02:24:05] Run this one this one that I think run this one about I think

[02:24:09] Run get to this window

[02:24:11] Now get ready ready ready to freak out freak out freak out right there. I'm not yellow face

[02:24:18] Run right here

[02:24:21] See what happens when you listen to me run I'm always gonna set you up

[02:24:23] I'm a doggie. I'm an active JP

[02:24:29] All right, you JP I'm gonna try to find I think he's my right. I'm 90% sure he's to my right

[02:24:33] Is he in sight now? I'm gonna throw my drone. Hold on. I got you. Throwing out. Yep, right here. Right on point two

[02:24:47] Right here

[02:24:49] I have an ankle.

[02:24:51] Bro, maybe you took him.

[02:24:53] Maybe you took him.

[02:24:59] Let's go!

[02:25:01] Bro, you're actually locked, man.

[02:25:03] Bro, wait and listen.

[02:25:09] See, the thing is, that's actually an account.

[02:25:11] I actually know that guy.

[02:25:13] Wait, no, I literally know that guy.

[02:25:15] He gifted you five?

[02:25:17] Yeah, that guy's literally demented. Okay, one to zero. Um, uh, that's right. Yorah, not

[02:25:30] right. Yorah. All right, Ron, go down. No, no, don't go up. Don't go up. Run. The reason

[02:25:35] why upstairs is a terrible sight for a two V two is because there's so many different

[02:25:38] angles to cover downstairs. It's going to be really don't go frost. Go smoke. Go

[02:25:42] GUSBUN GUSBUN GUSBUN GUSBUN GUSBUN GUSBUN GUSBUN GUSBUN

[02:25:44] NICE RON! NICE!

[02:25:46] Ron, if you keep listening to me on these coordinated-

[02:25:48] I had a friend named Raul, I don't know where he went.

[02:25:51] Just four foot like eight Indian kid.

[02:25:54] I don't know if he's alive anymore though.

[02:25:59] There's a piece of Raul in the chat.

[02:26:03] Secure the area.

[02:26:04] Ron, keep the company protected.

[02:26:06] Ron, keep the company protected and you'll be scrabble and everything.

[02:26:10] How do you decide?

[02:26:12] Locked!

[02:26:13] Down at five seconds.

[02:26:15] Like actually serious though, I'm like really, I should have played Castle, bro.

[02:26:18] Yeah, bro.

[02:26:19] Hey, bro.

[02:26:20] There's a bar bar on this floor.

[02:26:21] I'm gonna ping it.

[02:26:22] I don't have bar bar.

[02:26:23] What do you have?

[02:26:26] Proxy?

[02:26:27] Wait, bro, to run.

[02:26:28] Throw a proxy here.

[02:26:29] Throw a proxy here.

[02:26:30] Got it.

[02:26:34] Alright, bro.

[02:26:35] I'm gonna give you a mirror for you to sit on.

[02:26:37] And then I'm gonna have you in the bar.

[02:26:39] I'm just gonna stay here, that's it.

[02:26:41] They're inside, I think.

[02:26:42] Where?

[02:26:44] Ron, sit on this mirror, sit on this mirror, sit on this mirror.

[02:26:47] Ron, sit on this mirror, sit on this mirror!

[02:26:48] Always play by the mirror.

[02:26:50] There's holes on it, there's holes to my left and right.

[02:26:52] I made this.

[02:26:53] There's a hole on the side, there's a hole on the side.

[02:26:54] Alright Ron, now I want you to sit on this mirror.

[02:26:57] Hey what?

[02:26:58] Take what you want to kill.

[02:27:00] That mirror.

[02:27:02] I want you to watch around.

[02:27:05] I don't know if you see anybody.

[02:27:06] That's nothing man!

[02:27:08] I got Bob on me too. I got Bob on me too.

[02:27:11] Alright, chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill.

[02:27:15] Cool comp collected, Ron. Cool comp collected, cool comp collected.

[02:27:21] I would love to beat this challenge to that.

[02:27:24] That would be fantastic.

[02:27:27] Ron remember, sit on this mirror, Ron.

[02:27:31] Ron remember, Ron.

[02:27:35] Ron, the mirror.

[02:27:37] That is a staircase.

[02:27:39] He doesn't expect me to be here.

[02:27:44] Wait, is this guy server?

[02:27:48] They're saying I'm the next white.

[02:27:54] They're spreading to the top!

[02:27:57] Come on, he's over there.

[02:27:58] Don't repeat.

[02:27:59] Why, whatever you do, don't repeat. Don't repeat.

[02:28:03] Don't repeat.

[02:28:04] Yeah, I can see that, yeah, but Ron, that's quite, Ron, that's quite important to know about these things.

[02:28:11] Listen, listen, I got mine, you get yours.

[02:28:13] Simple.

[02:28:14] No, that's, I got mine, you get yours.

[02:28:15] Ron!

[02:28:18] Boy, you have bomb, he has not a bomb, come on.

[02:28:21] What do you mean, bomb?

[02:28:22] You have a bomb on him?

[02:28:23] Yep, yep, yep.

[02:28:24] Wait, he does not have the bomb.

[02:28:26] Oh, God.

[02:28:27] See this hole I made, Ron?

[02:28:30] I'm gonna use this so I can throw a C4.

[02:28:33] L Cheese, man, the sticky cheese in the chat, bro.

[02:28:35] L Cheese, is this cheese, bro?

[02:28:38] Pull out your gun, come on.

[02:28:45] Cheese, cheese, the cheese.

[02:28:48] Yo, see where you are, dog, damn!

[02:28:50] Get the gun out, pull the gun out.

[02:28:52] L Cheese, bro.

[02:28:55] That's what you got, bro.

[02:28:55] Rule one, rule one, it's over, all out, it's over.

[02:28:59] Ron, he said he had the, oh yeah, good call.

[02:29:01] See, Ron, so what I'm gonna do,

[02:29:02] what all champions do. So what an idiot would do is take a point unless I'm

[02:29:05] necessary gunfight but if I did a future shoot, I believe I can't fight it. So, this

[02:29:09] all just about discipline. And right now the map around is mathematically

[02:29:14] unbeatable. He doesn't have time to grab the defensive plan.

[02:29:16] But when you're gunfighting, that's shit.

[02:29:18] But like, right, it's all about, no, it's about good, it's about good decision.

[02:29:21] It's about hell of a cheese shot, sticky cheese, I'm badass, I'm badass, too.

[02:29:25] Sticky cheese, bro. What is that? That's Lemicki, this is Lemicki.

[02:29:29] This is Lemicki.

[02:29:29] Ron, it's called playing the objective!

[02:29:33] It's not cheese!

[02:29:34] Bro, if he doesn't have the defuser, that's on him.

[02:29:36] That's on him.

[02:29:38] If he doesn't have the defuser, that's on him, buddy.

[02:29:40] Band mirror, band mirror, band mirror.

[02:29:42] Actually, Ron, you don't ban anything.

[02:29:44] Out, let me handle the-

[02:29:45] I ban it Thunderbird.

[02:29:47] That's a cool name.

[02:29:49] Ron, let me handle the fucking bands!

[02:29:54] Please!

[02:29:55] Yeah, we don't need to ban her.

[02:29:57] We don't need- nobody uses Thunderbird.

[02:29:59] Now these guys are gonna probably have a mirror.

[02:30:01] We don't need to ban her, bro. That's pointless.

[02:30:08] Focus.

[02:30:09] Run! Get off!

[02:30:10] Run! Get off of Fuse!

[02:30:12] It's not fuzzed.

[02:30:13] Run! Get off of Fuse! He is terrible.

[02:30:16] Fuse is like what every copper uses. Get off of Fuse.

[02:30:21] Mots, can you pin, please, with challenges and then off of that display?

[02:30:25] A little bit of dummies in the chat.

[02:30:27] Run! Get off of Fuse!

[02:30:28] off of fused.

[02:30:29] Okay bro, I'm on Ying.

[02:30:30] Okay?

[02:30:31] Are you happy?

[02:30:32] Sure.

[02:30:33] But Ying is...

[02:30:34] Always Ying and complaining.

[02:30:35] Oh my God.

[02:30:36] Ron, listen, bro, Ying with great power comes great responsibility.

[02:30:41] Do not blind me.

[02:30:43] Put the fucking Jandela down.

[02:30:45] Ron, with Ying, great power comes great responsibility.

[02:30:48] Stupid little egg.

[02:30:49] I choose you.

[02:30:50] You mess.

[02:30:51] Like, how the fuck did you even mess?

[02:30:52] I'm on Ying.

[02:30:53] Okay?

[02:30:54] Are you happy?

[02:30:55] Sure.

[02:30:56] But Ying is...

[02:30:57] Always Ying and complaining.

[02:30:58] I'm going to breathe past the fucking fact that you just fucking shot me wrong.

[02:31:19] I didn't shoot you.

[02:31:20] Bob, I've been shot.

[02:31:21] Oh!

[02:31:22] So who shot me?

[02:31:23] Was it Cass for the ghost?

[02:31:24] Who did it?

[02:31:25] Because I'm 50 health.

[02:31:26] I'm 50 more than you are.

[02:31:27] Who did it?

[02:31:28] You broke rule one, bro. I have to do it for respect. Can everyone put it up you respect the job?

[02:31:33] Hey, Ron, I don't know if you're like on lead or something. There's no rule one in C.

[02:31:37] Yeah.

[02:31:37] Rule one? How many other... I tell you, don't choose rule one. Rule one chooses you.

[02:31:42] Ron, what the actual fuck does that even mean, bro?

[02:31:46] They're putting top ten respect moments in my chat. I don't know about yours.

[02:32:00] Ron, I need you to get to me. I have a plan. I have a plan.

[02:32:06] Ron, I have a plan. I have a plan. Get to me. Ron, get to me. Get to me.

[02:32:09] Where are you?

[02:32:10] This is what we're going to do. It's simple.

[02:32:11] Underground?

[02:32:12] Watch for the grass!

[02:32:13] It's what we're gonna do. It's very simple. Just get to me. All right. Run. Are you on me?

[02:32:20] Run, listen, listen. Get here. Get here. All right, Ron. Here's what I want you to do.

[02:32:25] I want you to throw every ding you have through this door. As soon as you do that, run behind

[02:32:30] the A-bomb and plant it. Run. Throw one here. Run in the plant. Run in the plant.

[02:32:42] Come in!

[02:32:43] Come out for revenge.

[02:32:45] Ron, play right behind the bomb.

[02:32:48] Play right behind that.

[02:32:50] You can't prone and plant.

[02:32:51] Ron, stand up!

[02:32:53] Play behind the bomb!

[02:32:55] Run!

[02:32:57] Play behind the fucking bomb!

[02:33:00] Run!

[02:33:03] Play behind the bomb!

[02:33:06] I'm covering you!

[02:33:08] Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

[02:33:19] So, Rob, in that scenario, they can't see you.

[02:33:23] So if you just plant, I can cover the door and we'll win.

[02:33:26] If you pull some stupid shit like that against the Platinum's, we will lose. Okay?

[02:33:30] I'm gonna ban... I'm gonna throw this one off a little bit. I'm gonna ban...

[02:33:33] No, no, you don't ban! You're done banning! Rob, you're done...

[02:33:36] I'm gonna make us a challenge.

[02:33:38] Let's play.

[02:33:43] Just give me my dohka beat.

[02:33:46] Round focus. Alright? One more round bro. All I'm seeing is every time we play it, I've carried you.

[02:33:52] Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.

[02:33:55] Whoa, 100% you. What are you playing?

[02:34:00] Autobahn?

[02:34:01] Conjector, Conjector Cartrault.

[02:34:05] Yeah? Let's look, let's go look.

[02:34:08] Do you think she's hot or something?

[02:34:12] I can show you some R6 baddies, man, like, I'll show you some R6 baddies.

[02:34:20] 10 seconds to insertion.

[02:34:22] I'm bad, kid.

[02:34:24] Not bad at all.

[02:34:26] Yeah, five seconds.

[02:34:28] Yeah.

[02:34:30] Sorry, guys.

[02:35:02] I'm a little scared, but I'm over-simulated.

[02:35:04] Who is this?

[02:35:06] Who the fuck is this guy?

[02:35:07] Wait a minute.

[02:35:08] What? What? What? What? What? What? What?

[02:35:12] Who? What? What?

[02:35:14] Is somebody on you?

[02:35:16] Is somebody on you?

[02:35:18] Fuck.

[02:35:19] Run. What guy? What guy?

[02:35:20] They're prone.

[02:35:22] Okay.

[02:35:24] This is nice. This is called rule number 69.

[02:35:27] Alright. Yeah, this is fucking disgusting.

[02:35:30] Slumping me!

[02:35:32] Yeah, that's right.

[02:35:34] I'll be honest with you if you're honest with me.

[02:35:36] What's up?

[02:35:38] You've done Rainbow Six Seastriders, right?

[02:35:42] Have you ever jerked off to Octane or something like that?

[02:35:46] Like, on Rocket League or not, really?

[02:35:50] I've never jerked off to a hard six.

[02:35:54] I don't know, bro.

[02:35:56] You play off-stream playing around in the customized car section

[02:36:04] Well, babe

[02:36:06] Once I'm stopped up with us I was in our favor do not over be what?

[02:36:14] Things were like honest this policy I have sex you've been aroused to knock offs

[02:36:22] The fortnight in our house

[02:36:56] Hold

[02:37:05] You okay, bro. Yes, let me handle my ones

[02:37:08] And I have a different plan I'm gonna flank them cuz

[02:37:11] I'm gonna go for the debut drop you down if you die

[02:37:24] What is this?

[02:37:41] Let me hear let me hear let me hear let me hear

[02:37:58] I can't hear

[02:38:11] Yo, Ron.

[02:38:13] Jinxy, when he doesn't have a C4.

[02:38:16] Jinxy, when he doesn't have a cheeky angle.

[02:38:18] How do you lose your gunfights to a fucking silver?

[02:38:22] Ron, when I'm in a 1v1 scenario, I need you to shut the fuck up.

[02:38:28] There's not a single call out that you could...

[02:38:30] Unless you have a camera on the guy, shut up.

[02:38:34] Do I make myself abundantly clear?

[02:38:36] I ban me by accident.

[02:38:38] Yeah, I don't- I- Ron, Ron, listen!

[02:38:41] When I'm in the 1v1, I need you to just shut up, dude.

[02:38:44] You know, Ron, sure. I'll keep it down.

[02:38:46] I just, you know, I don't know, bro, I just thought it would be pretty easy for you to beat us over, but...

[02:38:52] Yeah, and then when there's a guy blowing my eardrums out, I'm playing with no audio and he is.

[02:38:58] Wait, screaming equals visually impaired.

[02:39:01] Like, are you? Come on, bro.

[02:39:03] Okay.

[02:39:03] Audio the impair and the diffusers plant and and I have to walk into him because he has sight control and I can't hear

[02:39:09] And I shot him in the face, but he ate it like a Hershey's talking to locate a bomb

[02:39:15] Right look all I'm gonna say is that we're here, okay

[02:39:25] You need sound against a silver

[02:39:29] It's not that I'm shot him in the head he just ate the head shot shut the fuck up literally

[02:39:33] shut up we could one be one right after this buddy

[02:39:37] bomb has been located wait how did you know where bomb is

[02:39:39] yep suss chat very suss

[02:39:45] all right Ron all i'm gonna do is use the best ability in the game i'm just gonna

[02:39:48] grim them and it's gonna be gaming over okay here we go so watch this bugs bugs

[02:39:55] Run, buck this, buck this, buck that.

[02:40:00] Look, wall bang.

[02:40:03] Wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on.

[02:40:06] Bum.

[02:40:07] Bum.

[02:40:08] I got wall banged!

[02:40:09] I got wall banged!

[02:40:10] Full flash, I got wall banged.

[02:40:13] Run, it is done.

[02:40:15] I got wallpanked! I got wallpanked!

[02:40:21] Full flash, I got wallpanked. Brun, it is up to you now. You are the only one left.

[02:40:31] I mean, Brun, I'm sorry. He was full flashed and wallpanked.

[02:40:36] I'm sorry.

[02:40:37] How? How did you?

[02:40:39] Just pure luck.

[02:40:40] Okay, you know what? No, no, let's just do what they just did. Let's go mirror down there. Let's go mirror down there.

[02:40:44] Yeah, the thing is we should get a year you go Mira. I'm gonna go with my I'm gonna go with my

[02:40:51] Because they're gonna try to ask them. They're gonna try to

[02:40:56] We're panning we're panning relax, okay

[02:41:01] Okay

[02:41:02] We should have just banned ass, but I'm like screw okay

[02:41:05] Run go Mira. I know we can't we have to go up run around listen go tell us go tell us go tell her

[02:41:11] I don't know. I don't know

[02:41:42] Yelling you're just fucking yelling yeah, I'm gonna help me reinforce. I'm actually gonna lose my mind. We lose the silver

[02:41:49] Of course I get random wall bang

[02:42:00] Shoot his past his past pick up drones

[02:42:12] I got it. I got it. I got it.

[02:42:19] Okay, bro.

[02:42:24] Every time the two

[02:43:08] Ron, do you want a flanking?

[02:43:10] Yeah, Loki, I'm gonna try to catch back.

[02:43:12] Wait, wait, wait, wait, just wait.

[02:43:14] Hey, all my doors are locked.

[02:43:16] I know, so I have a thing for you.

[02:43:18] Alright, Ron, come here, come here. Do you want a flanking?

[02:43:20] Yeah.

[02:43:22] Walker, run.

[02:43:24] Crowd walk. Crowd walk up a staircase and shoot him in the back.

[02:43:26] It'll probably work.

[02:43:28] I think, see, I'm in the kitchen. I'm lost.

[02:43:32] Um, try to flank up this staircase.

[02:43:34] Do you see it right over here?

[02:43:36] Yep.

[02:43:37] Is that a shooting rate?

[02:43:42] Give me time, give me time, give me time.

[02:43:45] I know, I know, I'm giving you time.

[02:43:47] Just go slow, go slow.

[02:43:48] If they're in the stream, you're probably dead,

[02:43:49] but that's why we have the last one.

[02:43:51] One of them is 1xp.

[02:43:52] Bravo's 1xp, bravo's 1xp.

[02:43:53] Just give me time.

[02:43:54] They're both here.

[02:43:55] They're both here.

[02:43:56] I understand, but I'm calling out.

[02:43:58] Talk to me.

[02:44:00] I think they're both over there.

[02:44:01] I already pinged it.

[02:44:02] They're both like here.

[02:44:04] here again talk to me talk to me like over here I'm kept walking I'm drawing as

[02:44:14] much attention as I can be there in the stream run if you can pull up this

[02:44:21] flank I will literally blow you one of them is what I see

[02:44:25] I

[02:44:30] Last operator standing other guys live other guys live

[02:44:37] Take a very hard

[02:44:55] Sit down

[02:44:59] Okay, Roddy son, we got gold snacks, bro. It's starting to ramp up dude. It's starting to ramp up

[02:45:04] They're putting the bronze James dug in the ball in my chat, bro

[02:45:07] That's a cool right. Great plan kid. Great plan kid. Yeah, bro

[02:45:11] All of my uniforms are like either comp or rare all of them. I

[02:45:17] Have a stacked account run like my account is crazy by your right

[02:45:20] Wait, no, I've been playing on this account.

[02:45:23] I've been playing on this account since 2019.

[02:45:27] I've been playing this game since 2017.

[02:45:30] Ron, oh, you left.

[02:45:31] Wait, that's actually good.

[02:45:32] That's good, that's good, you're right.

[02:45:33] You guys mind if I watch some more Angel Resilats?

[02:45:36] Yeah, first just get in the game though, Ron,

[02:45:38] so we can like, maximize time savings.

[02:45:42] Except for the chat, they won't be able to do that.

[02:45:45] Okay.

[02:45:46] All right, I have somebody to invite you first,

[02:45:48] that you could invite Ron Dale Dingle.

[02:45:50] But hey, bro, I appreciate y'all pulling up.

[02:45:52] Thank you so much.

[02:45:53] I can also invite Ron Dale Dingle.

[02:45:54] Thank you.

[02:45:55] K-Song, thank you so much.

[02:45:56] Thank you, Dante.

[02:45:57] I'm going to catch up.

[02:45:57] Thank you.

[02:45:58] Ron, how do you feel?

[02:45:59] Have you been doing it?

[02:45:59] Like, I don't think I'm going to get it.

[02:46:01] I'm not even going to hold it.

[02:46:02] Ron, I'm proud of you, kid.

[02:46:05] Thank you.

[02:46:05] Like, Ron is playing well.

[02:46:08] Ron, if we beat the champs, bro, I might actually

[02:46:12] vote.

[02:46:13] So hot.

[02:46:15] Boys night!

[02:46:17] Ron how tall are you? You're like 5, 5, 9?

[02:46:20] How tall am I 5, 9, 5, 8?

[02:46:22] No, no, 5, 9, 5, 9, 5, 9, 5...

[02:46:24] I'm like 5, 9 and then when I put like Tim's on, I'm like 5, 9 and a half.

[02:46:29] I've actually seen you with the Tim's on bro. I think the Tim suit you dude.

[02:46:32] Thank you bro. Thank you. How tall are you?

[02:46:35] Uh, I...

[02:46:36] Hmm, Chad's gonna start spewing random numbers.

[02:46:39] I'm not 5, 4, 4 guys. I'm not 5, 4.

[02:46:42] Doesn't even make any sense. I was 5, 4...

[02:46:44] No lie, don't be weird, don't be weird, don't be weird.

[02:46:48] No, um, I've met Ron, how many, Ron, two times, right?

[02:46:53] Two times.

[02:46:54] Maybe like two or three, yeah, perhaps.

[02:46:56] I think Ron, in my opinion, if my memory serves correct, I believe if there was a fully loaded revolver to my head and I had to guess the exact height.

[02:47:05] No, listen, if I had to guess the exact height and if I'm wrong, I'd die.

[02:47:09] I think Ron is 5'7 or 5'6.

[02:47:14] I would say 5'6.

[02:47:15] You think I'm 5'6?

[02:47:18] I think 5'7.

[02:47:19] 5'7.

[02:47:20] Thank you, Ron.

[02:47:21] I'll say 5'7.

[02:47:22] Wait, Ron, what are you, actually, because you're not 5'9.

[02:47:25] I'm 5'7.

[02:47:26] Wait, I was right.

[02:47:27] I was right.

[02:47:28] Yeah, 5'7.

[02:47:29] On my license it says 5'7.

[02:47:30] Yeah, I think Ron's 5'7 because I'm like I'm like two and a half

[02:47:35] I'm either listen, Ron. I'm either five nine and a half or five ten. I'm five ten now

[02:47:40] I think Ron is three no two and a half pictures taller than me maybe

[02:47:43] But I'm not even that much shorter, bro

[02:47:45] But run who has a bigger penis do you think run? Okay? Don't lie. I have a fat penis, but it gets the job done

[02:47:52] Like why like why no not like why but it's like it's like okay

[02:47:57] It looks like my seat because I have a skinny penis. That's

[02:48:01] This is like a iPhone XR plus an inch maybe no I have a so it's like it's literally

[02:48:06] It's six inches total like the photo like no no bigger than that. No bigger than so are you shave unshaved?

[02:48:12] Oh, I'm shave gives you extra length

[02:48:14] When I'm unshaved, it's like maybe two inches. I grow a jungle down there

[02:48:20] But what I'm like

[02:48:22] Yeah, no flash is even worse last it's like one inch, but my penis is so my penis is dead

[02:48:28] It's like a turtle going back into a shell

[02:48:30] I'm dead serious everyone who knows who has a tiny penis or like an average size penis with a soft

[02:48:35] You could be

[02:48:39] Listen listen if you're fully soft you could actually push your penis back into your body like your whole and you could have like

[02:48:46] Nothing, it could be flat

[02:48:48] No, just anyone want to talk about it?

[02:48:50] Could I give you rapid fire questions about your wiener?

[02:48:53] Yeah, go ahead.

[02:48:54] OK, be honest.

[02:48:55] Don't hesitate.

[02:48:56] Instantly answer, OK?

[02:48:57] Yes.

[02:48:58] Rapid fire penis questions.

[02:49:00] Hoodie or no hoodie?

[02:49:01] I don't have a hoodie on.

[02:49:03] OK.

[02:49:04] Flaccid.

[02:49:06] How long?

[02:49:07] I'm not kidding.

[02:49:09] Probably an inch.

[02:49:14] Arect, how long?

[02:49:15] Six inches, I guess.

[02:49:17] Maybe like six and like point one point two wait you go from one to six. Yeah, it's not that bad

[02:49:23] What type of buff it's no bad. That's good. Yeah, I know I've got a pretty row you go from one to six

[02:49:29] you six X

[02:49:31] Okay, Rob before we play goals after go take all right chat. It's not a coke break not a face break

[02:49:37] Okay, yeah, I'll be back guys everybody talk to you want me to put my penis out. I'm confused

[02:49:43] No

[02:49:45] I'm confused. I'll pull out my penis right now

[02:49:50] Thank you for the six months growing out of showered

[02:49:52] Well, nobody in here actually has like a big penis when it's like flaccid quote-unquote. It's not real, bro

[02:49:59] I'm dead serious. I don't believe that shit's real

[02:50:08] It's for it isn't for it, right?

[02:50:12] Thank you for the three months, bro. No

[02:50:15] Marlin's penis though? Oh my god, I know that shit could knock me out of the hands of my face.

[02:50:21] I'm not even kidding. Is that crazy to say?

[02:50:26] Oh no.

[02:50:27] I'm not gay for Marlon, but let's not lie to ourselves, right?

[02:50:50] Let's be honest with ourselves.

[02:50:52] Jason, the Wings shit is fake. There's no way. I think it was fake for propaganda purposes.

[02:50:57] I don't believe Jason has that big of a penis, bro. I've seen it so many times. There's no fucking way it's that big now.

[02:51:03] I don't believe it, bro.

[02:51:05] Take a very hard, take a very hard, it's a very hard slate.

[02:51:26] Mason, they give her the 10 gifts.

[02:51:27] They put it in my ass as long as you're 18 plus and consensual.

[02:51:31] Brother, you better win.

[02:51:32] You say it

[02:51:34] Not another iron. This is the gold game. All right, okay, so what's after this?

[02:51:38] So say question first off. Let's focus on what's up out of us. Let's take this one

[02:51:44] This is gold

[02:51:48] This is gold these guys are obviously gonna be the best human being yet. No shit

[02:51:52] They're not gonna be that good though. I think if you're confident in yourself and keep playing how you're playing

[02:51:56] I'm legitimate. I think we have a chance of beating every rank besides

[02:52:02] I got a first-time chatter saying that you have a kid with body blue, but you're the

[02:52:15] person that body blue had sex with back cheek.

[02:52:18] Brother, it's some weird AI TikTok freak who does these videos once a week.

[02:52:24] I don't know what it's got.

[02:52:25] His name is Aaron.

[02:52:26] He does these weird AI things and like 0.1% of people think it's real.

[02:52:32] So this is legitimately like eight people who think I'm having a camera body through right now.

[02:52:36] Are you?

[02:52:38] No dumbass, it's some AI guy.

[02:52:42] He's AI, like he just makes AI stuff.

[02:52:44] Yeah, it's clearly AI.

[02:52:46] Alright Ron, let's go.

[02:52:48] Go again.

[02:52:50] This is a big fucking map. Holy shit.

[02:52:52] Yeah, so a little bit of lore.

[02:52:54] This map is like one of the most large maps in the game.

[02:52:58] This map is like a wildly regarded as like a top three or four.

[02:53:01] three or four map in the game the only thing that's bad about is the spawn

[02:53:04] peaks. Oh I do hear about those. Can I be honest bro? What's up dude? I'm a little nervous.

[02:53:14] Bro if you're nervous against the gold we're gonna be cooking against the

[02:53:18] Okay, Ron I can die you to a kill if you want it Ron smoke is right here on this

[02:53:32] I'm so sorry. That's the first time I'll die on you. Just can't. I don't know.

[02:53:44] Listen, listen, listen, shut up. Shut up. Jump in the window. It's right here.

[02:53:49] Ron, jump in the window. Ron, Ron, right, right, right here. He's

[02:53:52] right here. Ron, jump in the window. He's right here. On this yellow thing.

[02:53:55] On this yellow thing. Okay, now you're the 1v1. I don't know where the

[02:54:00] No, Ron, other guy's right here.

[02:54:02] Yeah, right here. Right here.

[02:54:04] Can I walk out of this door? Can I walk out of that door?

[02:54:06] Ron, maybe in a toka be called?

[02:54:08] Can I walk out of that door?

[02:54:10] Ron, I think he's in the hallway swimming in here.

[02:54:16] If you win, that's just so cool.

[02:54:20] Easy.

[02:54:22] Ron, do you want me to guide you?

[02:54:24] Yeah, I do gotta win. Run up the stairs to your left.

[02:54:26] Run up the stairs. Run up the stairs.

[02:54:28] I'm locked, bitch.

[02:54:29] Ron, I- just listen, I can guide you out of this.

[02:54:31] Ron, run up the stairs, trust me, trust me.

[02:54:34] Ron, just trust me.

[02:54:35] Run up the stairs, you're right.

[02:54:36] Go to your right, go to your right.

[02:54:37] Ron, I have a beautiful idea.

[02:54:48] It's gonna be a flip.

[02:54:48] Okay, run up the stairs.

[02:54:50] Ron, listen.

[02:54:51] Alright, listen to my exact command.

[02:54:53] Go left.

[02:54:54] Go right.

[02:54:55] Go left.

[02:54:57] No, no, no. Left, out in the hallway, right, left, right.

[02:55:04] Break this hatch, break this hatch with your DMR, shoot it, drop instantly, drop instantly.

[02:55:12] Throw a flashbang through this window, throw it, go to the right, plant behind the B bomb.

[02:55:17] Plant behind the B bomb. Watch out for the hole on your right.

[02:55:22] Walkin' at you, walkin' at you, walkin' at you.

[02:55:25] Oh

[02:55:27] Great

[02:55:32] That's my bad, I should have told you y'all to play it earlier, but everything was perfect

[02:55:36] You still don't feel like a good name Ron really good name. Thank you, bro. I'm sorry. That's

[02:55:41] No, no, that's that that's right. It's good cuz he's just never gonna be expecting that that's only because I died

[02:55:45] I didn't play way better. All right, let's ban

[02:55:49] Let's man. Let's band that guy. Yeah. Oh, oh

[02:55:52] Okay

[02:55:54] They're betting much yeah, I'm not I'm not trying to backseat. It's just I don't want Rhonda walking. Okay. Let's play cocktail. Let's play cock. No

[02:56:01] um

[02:56:03] Yeah, this site is okay. This is okay

[02:56:07] Yes, oh my god. Yes, I'm so surprised at that good. Miros amazing. Let me show you the spots

[02:56:12] All right, let me show you the spots. We should have talked to me

[02:56:15] All right first spot. Come here. I made some plans for us wait till you land go not said nobody go

[02:56:21] know us talk to me baby I'm off that drink

[02:56:28] no little hour now protect the bombs yes but I met Ben please okay

[02:56:35] reinforce the wall put a mirror on it

[02:56:40] then run put a mirror on the right or left on the reinforcement on the mix

[02:57:15] I had a friend named Jake in high school.

[02:57:19] Jacob Schiff.

[02:57:21] I helped him a lot.

[02:57:23] After Battlefield Hardline came out,

[02:57:25] Pinksea, when Battlefield Hardline came out,

[02:57:27] I used to put C4s on cars that got

[02:57:29] located by our viewers.

[02:57:31] We didn't know anything about our sexuality,

[02:57:33] and we helped each other in the basement of his house.

[02:57:35] You're right.

[02:57:37] I'm trying to focus, bro.

[02:57:39] I'm serious.

[02:57:41] There's someone on this window.

[02:57:43] you I don't know what I just believe you okay the summer on this window he left

[02:57:47] so I'm supposed to look at the stairs to my left or no if you hear somebody yeah

[02:57:51] that that's our biggest weakness is that's our case

[02:57:56] he talked to me what's wrong we're good he tried to ask the mirror but he failed

[02:58:01] what are you blowing up Ron what is we needed that I don't know just thought

[02:58:10] would be fun you say hi fuck it we're losing you okay job they drop the top

[02:58:21] right here around one once come to you come to you come to you

[02:58:40] Watch out for the sky. He's right up your hallway.

[02:58:43] I think he's gonna go to your hallway.

[02:58:44] Yeah, he's gonna go to your hallway, man.

[02:58:51] I think he's gonna go to your hallway.

[02:58:57] Brown, I think he's in your hallway.

[02:58:58] Oh my god, mother, it's you.

[02:58:59] He's hit different one.

[02:59:01] He's past my mind.

[02:59:02] Get on my camps. Get on my camps and try to pay.

[02:59:04] Okay, right here. One, two, one, two.

[02:59:07] One, two still. One, two.

[02:59:09] one's right here on two both of them on two both of them on two I think yeah

[02:59:14] both of them on two both of them on two one's on the left one's on right they're

[02:59:18] fighting

[02:59:23] you're near a bomb no no no this isn't good

[02:59:27] right it's not good it's not good it's not good are we fine are we okay

[02:59:34] um once they get to once they get to three rounds it's time to start

[02:59:38] anything but right now we're good okay right now we're good okay okay bro I

[02:59:42] got this back in this turtle in my chat they're putting in this turtle in my

[02:59:45] chat it's putting a brown sign that says GG so I'm a little worried not a

[02:59:49] lot we're wrong listen to me bro now I need you to fully lock in I'm literally

[02:59:54] wrong did I give him a blow job no yes wrong okay here's what I need you

[03:00:01] I'm going to go ash. Alright, we're gonna have to focus.

[03:00:06] I said I want to be strapped, but like, I'm a good listener.

[03:00:11] The thing is though, strapped is kind of sketchy.

[03:00:16] No, it's not because of you. Strapped is kind of sketchy because we have a 10 second delay.

[03:00:21] So if we call them too early, they're gonna be all over it.

[03:00:26] Get those slampings, get them.

[03:00:28] We need to locate a bomb.

[03:00:30] What's wrong?

[03:00:32] We didn't make it to the gold to lose.

[03:00:34] Alright? They gotta go up, they gotta go up.

[03:00:36] Remember that.

[03:00:38] They have to go up.

[03:00:40] Alright, let's get through the roof.

[03:00:42] First things first, get through the roof.

[03:00:44] Focus, focus.

[03:00:46] Are they all sitting 4x3, one guy?

[03:00:48] What does that mean?

[03:00:50] I don't know.

[03:00:52] Wait, you have a dog?

[03:00:54] now his name

[03:00:57] I have a dog but I don't know what that means

[03:01:01] I heard him fire Ron oh that's on the map that's on the map

[03:01:05] oh wait you heard on my mic yeah yeah I have a puppy I have a doberman

[03:01:08] is he a guard dog?

[03:01:12] oh you got a dog you got a dog

[03:01:17] Ron just skip it a little bit with me okay

[03:01:19] I hear a dog that he calls or like gold let me just save them okay

[03:01:22] I almost died, but you gotta tell me you're doing this.

[03:01:27] Got a doctor and a local doctor.

[03:01:29] Can we break this camera?

[03:01:31] There's police at my house.

[03:01:32] They're playing.

[03:01:33] I'm in a Swiss army.

[03:01:35] You're local.

[03:01:36] I need you to come with me.

[03:01:37] I need you to come with me.

[03:01:38] No, no, no.

[03:01:39] I need you to come with me.

[03:01:40] I'm with you.

[03:01:41] I'm on you.

[03:01:42] I'm on you.

[03:01:43] I'm on you.

[03:01:44] I'm on you.

[03:01:45] I'm on you.

[03:01:46] I'm on you.

[03:01:47] I'm on you.

[03:01:48] I'm on you.

[03:01:49] I'm on you.

[03:01:50] I'm on you.

[03:01:51] I'm on you.

[03:01:52] You see I'm Liz about like hold this door. Hold this door

[03:02:10] That was good

[03:02:13] So there was a gap it seems stupid, but whenever there's a gap you just take it, okay?

[03:02:17] They were worried about the wrong stuff.

[03:02:19] I just didn't know where to look, bro.

[03:02:21] You're my daddy.

[03:02:22] Thank you for clutching.

[03:02:23] They're putting the bra on James Duncan.

[03:02:25] You're my dad.

[03:02:25] Thank you, dad.

[03:02:26] I'm going to start to do it.

[03:02:27] Ron, if we lost that round, I'm not even just saying this.

[03:02:30] I think we would have lost like 100%.

[03:02:32] Don't have that mindset.

[03:02:32] Because winning four straight against the, like,

[03:02:36] these guys are pretty fucking good for gold.

[03:02:38] All right, listen up, Ron.

[03:02:39] We're going to go downstairs, OK?

[03:02:41] Talk to them.

[03:02:42] We're going to go downstairs.

[03:02:42] Go?

[03:02:44] Talk to me, it's really good.

[03:02:45] Go Mira.

[03:02:46] Go Mira.

[03:02:46] They banned it! They banned it!

[03:02:47] Urmulusi, mulusi, mulusi!

[03:02:48] I don't know what that- oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!

[03:02:50] That's perfect, this operator's great.

[03:02:52] Oh, hold on now.

[03:02:53] It's sexy.

[03:02:54] Alright, her name's Thorn.

[03:02:55] What is this problem?

[03:02:57] Chat, we need to actually not- we're about to lose the golds.

[03:02:59] Ron, focus, okay?

[03:03:01] I've never been more focused, bro.

[03:03:03] Okay, perfect.

[03:03:05] There's kids that have me on their second monitor doing homework right now.

[03:03:08] I understand, I'm locked in the box.

[03:03:09] I'm doing this shit for them.

[03:03:09] Ron, what I need you to do is put a thorn trap,

[03:03:13] Yeah

[03:03:19] What a thorn trap here put a thorn trap

[03:03:25] Yeah, one more right and then for your last one put a thorn trap here

[03:03:35] Run get out of here

[03:03:43] Alright Ron, I'm gonna try to shoot on this idiot.

[03:03:47] They're going brava and hacking our release?

[03:03:57] Ron, don't put a shield on me.

[03:03:59] Ron, get inside!

[03:04:01] You're over simulated.

[03:04:05] Ron, get inside.

[03:04:09] Alright, these kids got me sniping because there's no way they went brava to counter the release.

[03:04:13] No way a gold is taking like that, right?

[03:04:15] Well, talk to me, talk to me, talk to me, ready to go?

[03:04:18] Ron, I want you to watch this window right here.

[03:04:20] Ow, ow, ow.

[03:04:21] There's a window over there?

[03:04:22] I don't know, play the hallway, play the hallway.

[03:04:24] Come to you?

[03:04:25] No, no, don't come to me.

[03:04:28] Yeah, they're going to push this window.

[03:04:30] This is really bad.

[03:04:31] These guys know everything somehow.

[03:04:37] There, there, there, that window that you said.

[03:04:40] One of them.

[03:04:41] This window?

[03:04:41] One of them is.

[03:04:42] Okay, Ron, I need you to hold that one down.

[03:04:44] Okay, I might die trying to get us. I don't really know this map, but...

[03:04:47] Just play the whole way and hold it.

[03:04:49] If you can hold that window, I think we'll win.

[03:04:51] One friendly operator remaining.

[03:04:53] He's got to not go.

[03:04:56] Alright, this is like either the luckiest...

[03:04:59] Okay, these guys are not going to hold. He's in Bakery, in Bakery.

[03:05:02] Yep, gonna be right up here.

[03:05:04] Like, right through here.

[03:05:06] That's a good angle where you're just holding.

[03:05:08] I swear to God, okay, inside, inside, inside, yep, right there, literally right there.

[03:05:17] Once you kill this guy, the other guy's gonna be behind you in bakery.

[03:05:23] They're gonna come to your right.

[03:05:30] Nice.

[03:05:31] I

[03:05:44] Relax it's gonna be a seizure right like a minute ago

[03:05:48] So chaps I don't know about the other guy, but senior swardy is not a gold player like just I mean nobody's doing this in gold

[03:05:56] I think this guy's champ. I'm not even getting I didn't think I didn't think

[03:06:03] I'm dead serious I know but I just assumed they were gonna be gold

[03:06:11] they're not guys I don't care if I'm top 10 okay they're gonna go upstairs

[03:06:18] that was that me or is that that talk to be honest

[03:06:21] whats up, whats up, whats up, whats up, whats up, whats up, whats up, whats up, whats up, whats up, whats up, whats up, whats up, whats up, whats up, whats up, whats, whats, what, whats up?

[03:06:22] i think he's going dugum

[03:06:24] dugum is really, really fucking strong

[03:06:26] are you eating right now?

[03:06:27] are you dead ass eating?

[03:06:28] are you dead ass eating?

[03:06:30] i'm chewing gum to maximize my neuro brainwave frequencies

[03:06:33] we either win three rounds in a row

[03:06:34] you actually used your rogum?

[03:06:35] uuh no i used to, used to be addicted to that

[03:06:39] is it good for you or bad?

[03:06:40] i think it's just terrible for you

[03:06:42] alright ron, lets go

[03:06:44] but chat, like i've been playing this game for ten years

[03:06:47] I would bet every, like, um, testicle I have on my body that this guy's not there.

[03:06:53] How many testicles do you have?

[03:06:55] Two.

[03:06:56] Five seconds.

[03:06:57] Okay, we're gonna be upstairs.

[03:06:58] Run, these are DMRs.

[03:07:01] Come to me.

[03:07:02] Run, focus, run, lose the gold.

[03:07:04] Come to me, come to me.

[03:07:09] How does this happen every time, Jeff?

[03:07:11] Every time.

[03:07:12] There's just one smirk.

[03:07:13] Who's just conveniently sniping.

[03:07:15] They have a bravo for a rune. Okay

[03:07:20] How do you think Goldz know what that is?

[03:07:26] Look at our six tracker. I'm sure he's I'm not getting great better right now

[03:07:30] I know this accounts in gold, but I'm saying he's not gold. DM all this your character

[03:07:35] Yeah, yeah, you mother and then run you mother watch them. I throw a seed for I'm guys like chance

[03:07:45] I

[03:07:47] Mean some plans for us

[03:07:52] All right, Ron bear

[03:08:02] One is across the thing over there. Yeah, they wouldn't you for the dog

[03:08:06] I mean one's on a on the bomb run you should definitely call you should definitely call one second

[03:08:10] One is on that that thing right there. It's what I'm using right now

[03:08:14] What do you want me to do bro you can't just take solo bro this how we lose drop drop with you

[03:08:18] Yeah, did you use it? Yes?

[03:08:20] Ron needs you to drone. Okay. Do you have a drone? I used it already and I marked the moves on a

[03:08:26] I think you have another time. I can't I gotta bring it all the way up. Okay?

[03:08:33] It's some loss just run if you can't see I'm lost

[03:08:38] I'm not gonna trust you.

[03:08:42] I'm gonna have to have myself.

[03:08:45] I'm here, coming up.

[03:08:48] Another flight of stairs. He's right there! He's on two! On two!

[03:08:51] He's off now, he's off.

[03:08:54] One is on the site, you know what I'm talking about?

[03:08:57] Mike on the B-Bomb?

[03:08:58] Yeah, I'm coming up on one.

[03:08:59] Ron, hold this. Hold on, hold on!

[03:09:00] Use over here.

[03:09:01] I'm coming on, I'm coming up on one. We have some time. We have some good time.

[03:09:03] Give me a second.

[03:09:05] Okay, I'm up.

[03:09:06] Can you see?

[03:09:08] Jesse, please, I'll die.

[03:09:10] Yeah, this is like...

[03:09:12] Yeah, he's on there. He's just sitting there.

[03:09:15] He's hit! He's hit! He's on! He's on!

[03:09:17] I'm gonna hold him! I'm gonna hold him!

[03:09:22] Come with me around. Actually, no. Keep holding that.

[03:09:24] Keep holding where you're holding.

[03:09:28] Nice set.

[03:09:36] You're fucking locked you're fucking locked as fuck these guys are not cold like sweaty

[03:10:03] Sweaty is not gold, bro.

[03:10:04] I just don't like it.

[03:10:05] Baze is.

[03:10:06] But it's so weird having a delay chat.

[03:10:07] You use delay a lot.

[03:10:08] I feel like I'd sell hard to talk to people.

[03:10:10] Wait.

[03:10:11] Chad, what up should we ban?

[03:10:12] All right.

[03:10:13] What are these guys going?

[03:10:14] My buddy's.

[03:10:15] How about I said the mute pinged where you were without any sound through a wall?

[03:10:21] Wait, how about us?

[03:10:22] Oh yeah, how about us?

[03:10:23] You're inspecting her.

[03:10:24] So, Ron, they're not...

[03:10:25] Sweaty is not only smurfing, but he's sniping, too.

[03:10:30] This guy's like chud-maxing.

[03:10:31] What should we ban?

[03:10:32] Chad, am I muddied?

[03:10:33] I think it's been seven months.

[03:10:34] Let's go, Bravo.

[03:10:35] What am I supposed to play?

[03:10:36] Alright, Ron, listen up, okay?

[03:10:37] I bet.

[03:10:38] I need you to just listen to my average player.

[03:10:41] Can you hear me or not?

[03:10:43] Alright.

[03:10:44] Yes.

[03:10:45] I bet.

[03:10:46] Ron, I need you to go Malusi, okay?

[03:10:48] She's blue.

[03:10:49] She's gonna be at the bottom left, up one.

[03:10:52] Very bottom left, up one.

[03:10:53] It's banned, it's banned, it's banned.

[03:10:55] Oh my God, I don't have enough money.

[03:10:57] Use whatever I'm locked.

[03:10:59] What do you have cuz I want I want to beat this guy

[03:11:02] Scoppos tornado

[03:11:04] Kai

[03:11:05] mazzi

[03:11:07] Wami

[03:11:08] Nigel, Eli, Ezeon, Echo, Caviar, Huckorate, Frost, Bandit, Jager, Tak Chaka, Chaka, Capcan, Rook, Doc, Ols,

[03:11:21] Castle, Mutt, Smoke, Century.

[03:11:24] Go!

[03:11:26] Hmm

[03:11:28] This is hard. I want to like set up a good strap go castle. Okay, go cast. I know that guy might not have left him, too

[03:11:35] I'm trying to think of what like sight we can do because this this sweaty kid

[03:11:40] Oh, we're getting sweaty bro, but that's sticky cheese in the chat. Did I?

[03:11:45] Don't know what to play. I need to be like God. I think you know what? Let me just go to my roots. All right, Ron

[03:11:50] This is it bro. Um, I'm nervous. I'm nervous

[03:11:53] This is it like if we lose it if we lose this

[03:11:56] If we lose to these golds, bro

[03:11:58] I'm gonna be like pretty upset because I have as you said sweaty sniping and I'm I know he's smurfing because like I know what

[03:12:05] Golds by like oh sweaty brother just lock in please. Can you just turn off the stream?

[03:12:11] Yeah, but run listen to me. We're gonna go fast here. I need you to put these castles out the speed of right

[03:12:16] I don't know. You gotta tell me which where you want to put him down though. That's all the problem

[03:12:23] Alright, right here, your first one.

[03:12:25] Got him out.

[03:12:28] Next, can we get one more time?

[03:12:30] Um, castle this?

[03:12:32] This one?

[03:12:34] Yeah, and I think that's the one that we got.

[03:12:36] Oh, castle this, castle this, castle this.

[03:12:41] This game is actually so sweaty.

[03:12:44] I know.

[03:12:45] What's next?

[03:12:46] Sweat against the game, you can play on it.

[03:12:47] I don't even have a camera or no?

[03:12:49] Go around.

[03:12:50] Oh, no!

[03:12:52] How do they know?

[03:12:54] Because they're sniping.

[03:12:58] They're swapping mags.

[03:13:01] Dude, don't peek, don't die. You can peek it over.

[03:13:03] You just gotta let me bait.

[03:13:05] Any chance you can run around and reinforce this wall?

[03:13:07] Like, wrap around?

[03:13:09] Please, please, please.

[03:13:11] Any chance you can wrap around and reinforce that wall?

[03:13:14] Please.

[03:13:15] I'm going.

[03:13:16] Like, as fast as you can?

[03:13:18] Which wall? That one?

[03:13:20] No, no, no, Ron, not that one, that one, other side.

[03:13:23] Reinforce from the other side.

[03:13:24] The other, no, no, no, the wall, the wall from the wall.

[03:13:29] The other side, not that side, go around.

[03:13:32] You're gonna die.

[03:13:37] Walls, reinforce.

[03:13:38] All right, now run inside.

[03:13:40] Ron, now if you can, reinforce this.

[03:13:43] I will not leave that, trust me.

[03:13:45] Reinforce this wall.

[03:13:46] I will not leave that, reinforce.

[03:13:48] I

[03:13:52] Have a factory new camera

[03:14:03] Run I'm gonna make holes here

[03:14:10] Let me

[03:14:18] They know exactly why I am though for sure, that's not my problem.

[03:14:25] And keep moving.

[03:14:27] Should I not?

[03:14:29] I heard one.

[03:14:31] Okay, he's in that window.

[03:14:33] He's in the window that, um...

[03:14:41] Can I get anywhere else on here?

[03:14:44] I knocked this Murph.

[03:14:46] All right, I'm for last upstanding. We're the two of you one stay alive

[03:14:55] Stay alive hide it for

[03:14:58] Okay, he's on this yellow thing on this yellow thing on this yellow thing on this yellow thing on this yellow thing

[03:15:04] on this yellow thing

[03:15:06] On this yellow thing. He's running at you running at you running at you

[03:15:16] I gotta up the prep phase time, like I would never have done it in three months.

[03:15:21] Man, it's in three months.

[03:15:23] Let's go.

[03:15:24] You got a rhyme?

[03:15:25] This is actually insane.

[03:15:27] Oh my god.

[03:15:28] I killed the stream slapping smurf freak.

[03:15:31] That guy's a weirdo.

[03:15:33] Why is he doing that, bro?

[03:15:35] This was supposed to be fun.

[03:15:36] Why is he trying so hard?

[03:15:37] You don't get any...

[03:15:38] I told you, bro.

[03:15:39] This happens every time.

[03:15:40] But if we win, we're smooth sailing.

[03:15:42] One more round, okay?

[03:15:43] So, is it best to let him hurry?

[03:15:44] Like how does this work here?

[03:15:45] This work here. No, it's just winner takes all we have to win

[03:15:50] Who's Michael?

[03:15:54] Bro, Ron focus focus like we run I need you right now dad more than ever

[03:15:59] I need you more than ever daddy's great closing kill on that guy. You're actually him

[03:16:03] The other guy phase that guy is legit this guy this sweaty guy. I guarantee you it's not

[03:16:15] I've got two drones, what do you want to do?

[03:16:35] Don't peek, don't peek.

[03:16:37] Whatever you do, don't peek.

[03:16:39] Wait, Ron.

[03:16:41] Okay, he's giving us bacon, you can try that.

[03:16:46] They have a mute, they have a mute, they have a mute.

[03:16:49] They're both inside, I think.

[03:16:51] You heard?

[03:16:52] You'll drop the diffuser.

[03:16:54] Down to one friendly.

[03:16:55] There.

[03:16:56] You can win this, you can win this.

[03:16:57] He's on the hole peeking the...

[03:16:59] Oh my God.

[03:17:00] He's on the hole peeking the door.

[03:17:02] Like that hole, the one to the left of what you're looking at.

[03:17:05] Right there.

[03:17:06] Yep, he was peeking that.

[03:17:08] Wait, go down and shoot one.

[03:17:10] Go down and shoot one.

[03:17:11] Is that his head?

[03:17:12] Right here?

[03:17:13] Yeah, shoot.

[03:17:14] Nah, nah, you're good, you're good.

[03:17:15] Alright.

[03:17:16] Uh, the Smurfs still alive.

[03:17:18] Listen, Ron, Bakery's clear to take.

[03:17:20] You can take it.

[03:17:22] Run for your life.

[03:17:24] Oh, God.

[03:17:26] How do I heal?

[03:17:28] I can't heal.

[03:17:29] I was just told me to go inside.

[03:17:31] I didn't know there's a thorn on the door.

[03:17:33] Uh, okay, Ron.

[03:17:35] Listen, this, what I'm pinging, this is like, no one's here.

[03:17:39] But I can't really see that far. You're gonna have to drone. I think you just run your drone. Run your dropper

[03:17:45] Now you could win you could win if you kill sweating you could win. I

[03:17:49] Think they're nervous and they're hiding inside

[03:17:53] I have kind of a can

[03:18:00] I think they're hiding inside

[03:18:09] You're being cringed.

[03:18:13] Alright Ron, listen to me.

[03:18:16] You shoot the camera?

[03:18:18] Ron?

[03:18:19] Ron, like, okay.

[03:18:20] Ron, Ron?

[03:18:23] You're dead.

[03:18:24] You're dead, you're dead, you're dead.

[03:18:27] This is cringe.

[03:18:28] Ron, I think what you're gonna have to deal with

[03:18:30] is...

[03:18:39] you

[03:19:09] you

[03:19:39] you

[03:20:09] you

[03:20:39] you

[03:21:09] you

[03:21:39] I

[03:21:42] Besides this shitty fucking emote that they spam bro. I'm not even kidding

[03:21:46] I I generally think that my chat uses too much emote nowadays like it's like it's not even real words, right? Just emote

[03:21:55] You know what a kept walk is or no?

[03:21:58] My job is really you know

[03:22:00] They just do the sun emote and then everything else is basically just harassment son me

[03:22:07] If the trousey appreciate it occasionally I'll see the LOL in there and then the rest of it is just like

[03:22:14] You know this is for mad I'm not even kidding. Wait

[03:22:17] Gotta do something. Yeah, I love disable every type of emo right now. I want to see how my chat it acts

[03:22:24] So chat every emo

[03:22:27] Chat what we're gonna do is we are going to

[03:22:31] completely edit the gold game out of the YouTube video and then act like this is

[03:22:35] the gold game. So Ron, like act like that game never happened.

[03:22:40] That never happened though. Let's go play the gold game, bro. I'm ready. Let's do it, bro.

[03:22:43] Like this is the ultimate play chat. This is only the stream lore. So chat, what

[03:22:48] we're gonna do is we're just gonna act like the gold game never happened.

[03:22:51] It's everybody down. Watch Ron, I'm telling you, like we're gonna play these

[03:22:57] And we're gonna win like four to four to zero those guys were not like the sweaty guy was surfing the other guy was just like

[03:23:05] Oh my god, I got it. I got rid of seven TV. It's like so weird. I

[03:23:10] Could finally I can see my chat. Yeah, yeah, chat is everybody down. We're just gonna act like the gold game like never existed

[03:23:21] Now you got a type

[03:23:23] None of this is the Mickey shit.

[03:23:24] Everyone should act like the Gold Game never even happened.

[03:23:27] What is this emote, bro?

[03:23:28] What is this emote of a fucking dude jumping up and down,

[03:23:30] bro?

[03:23:31] Yo, kid.

[03:23:32] Dude, how do you guys find loopholes for everything I do,

[03:23:36] bro?

[03:23:40] Oh my god, bro.

[03:23:41] This is so stupid.

[03:23:43] Bro, add the emotes back, bro.

[03:23:48] All right, Jack, we're literally

[03:23:49] just going to act like the Gold Game never happened.

[03:23:51] Professor Talks, he said he'd take over the five gift tip.

[03:23:53] I'm going to add the emotes back, bro.

[03:23:55] Add them back.

[03:23:56] Add the emotes back, bro.

[03:23:57] Please.

[03:23:57] That is absolutely insane.

[03:23:59] You're a three-sub's away from 90,000?

[03:24:03] No, three-k.

[03:24:04] Three-k.

[03:24:05] How many subs do you get every single stream, would you say?

[03:24:11] I actually don't know.

[03:24:12] Do you mean live or throughout the entire day?

[03:24:15] Both, I guess.

[03:24:16] I guess live.

[03:24:18] Bro, I don't know.

[03:24:19] probably like around 3000 I think. I'd say like 3000. 2500, 27, I don't know, something like that.

[03:24:29] I'm counting to one. Three thousand. You lost the golds. Subs a day. Or like 2700 or 2800,

[03:24:40] something like that. I don't know the exact number, but I'm almost at 90k, so yeah, 3k I think.

[03:24:45] You know, you're the greatest streamer ever

[03:24:50] Bro, no, I'm not I genuinely I'm not kidding. I would consider myself. Maybe top

[03:24:56] Top 15 maybe top 12 as being humble, bro. I'm not kidding when I say this bro

[03:25:00] Chad am I in the top 20 streamers ever? I swear bro. You just framed of Agni number one and number two

[03:25:07] I genuinely believe you're like literally one of the greatest bra. I'm not gonna watch you every single morning

[03:25:12] This is I can't believe you make 3,000 subs a day. Thank you, bro playing video games, bro

[03:25:20] Thanks, man. Now. I'm not the goat, bro

[03:25:22] I think the goat of streaming is probably speed

[03:25:26] unbiasedly yeah, I think unbiasedly I think speed is the goat because bro speed is really the only person

[03:25:33] definitely

[03:25:35] Yeah, because speed is basically like, speed is the only person that actually has like

[03:25:45] mastered IRL streaming and gaming streaming, like and I mean mastered, like speed is the

[03:25:50] greatest IRL streamer ever and one of the greatest gaming streamers ever.

[03:25:54] Like I think speed is the go dude.

[03:25:56] Yeah.

[03:25:57] Alright, you ready?

[03:26:00] I like when he does his emotes like on Twitter,

[03:26:02] like I'll see gifts of him.

[03:26:05] Yeah, yeah.

[03:26:06] Yes, yes.

[03:26:07] I think speed is the greatest streamer ever,

[03:26:08] and unbiasedly.

[03:26:09] All right, Ron, you ready?

[03:26:10] I'm ready.

[03:26:11] Gold game, gold game, all right?

[03:26:13] Look, hey, hey, we just beat,

[03:26:16] Ron, we just beat the Silvers.

[03:26:18] This is a gold game.

[03:26:19] We just lost the golds,

[03:26:20] and you want to get a re-gift.

[03:26:22] Yeah.

[03:26:23] Yeah.

[03:26:26] I can notice now, it's kind of tight.

[03:26:27] You two, what is good?

[03:26:29] We're gonna jump into the gold game.

[03:26:30] We just lost a lot of golds here.

[03:26:33] And we're going to try again.

[03:26:35] All right, so YouTube, I'm going to break the ice here.

[03:26:39] We just lost the golds.

[03:26:41] Yeah, we're going to try again.

[03:26:42] YouTube, listen, listen.

[03:26:44] We didn't show the last gold game

[03:26:45] if you watched this video on YouTube,

[03:26:47] but one of them was smurfing and high-vives confirmed

[03:26:50] that one of them was sniping.

[03:26:52] And we lost four.

[03:26:53] So one of them was a smurf and one of them was sniping.

[03:26:56] So we're not going to count it,

[03:26:57] and now this is the legit gold.

[03:26:58] Good luck.

[03:26:59] I'm so fucking confused, Jinxy. What is this fucking green dude bouncing up and down in my chat with a blue shirt?

[03:27:06] You have that in your chat, too?

[03:27:08] Green dude bouncing up and down? I don't know.

[03:27:10] It's a yellow guy with green blue shirt jumping up and down. Who is this?

[03:27:16] I don't know.

[03:27:19] We need to locate a bomb.

[03:27:23] Oh, what is that? I actually don't know that is-

[03:27:25] I don't know bro. It's actually annoying. Oh my god

[03:27:31] All right, are you back?

[03:27:40] Right run fuse shield I didn't mean to

[03:27:43] All right, gold game round. Let's go focus

[03:27:45] Okay, I'm not spending on now in the front

[03:27:52] Take over top of the shield table for take over top of the shield

[03:27:59] Rob the elephant the elephant the elephant the elephant

[03:28:01] Rob the elephant take over that with the shield. Are you ready for tongue tongue to be in for tonight?

[03:28:09] See boy

[03:28:15] I

[03:28:31] See what I mean, I'm just like almost yelling run watch this headshot watch this headshot

[03:28:36] Nice!

[03:28:38] Triple chat!

[03:28:40] Don't ever beat me!

[03:28:42] See bro, the goals is easy.

[03:28:44] This is what I'm saying.

[03:28:46] Yeah bro, the goals are easy, man.

[03:28:48] Alright, let's go.

[03:28:50] Chat, we're back on track, guys.

[03:28:54] Yo chat, uh, what?

[03:28:56] Everyone's just typing this stupid ass emo.

[03:28:58] Enough, guys.

[03:29:00] Alright, roundail, let's ban Blitz.

[03:29:02] I'm gonna think they're gonna go Blitz.

[03:29:04] I'm not even kidding bro. I'm so flow say right now like I feel like my flow is it's going bro like I'm flowing

[03:29:13] Yes, yes, that's what I mean here

[03:29:21] We okay, we beat the goals we beat the blacks

[03:29:26] Jack all right everyone is happy this dumb-ass fucking emote are there any mods in the stream? Oh my gosh

[03:29:34] We're 67 miles! Can we get a 6-7 in the chat?

[03:29:36] That look! Look at this! Oh my god!

[03:29:42] Protect the bombs.

[03:29:43] Run, see the gold's as easy-peasy, my boy.

[03:29:47] Ten seconds.

[03:29:52] The gold's as easy-peasy, my boy.

[03:29:57] I'm so high up the moon.

[03:30:00] Game along man, I'm so caught up in this

[03:30:05] But we're just young dumb men bro

[03:30:08] We still got love to give

[03:30:11] Give out to young dumb

[03:30:13] Young young dumb

[03:30:14] GC I can't see

[03:30:15] GC I can't see

[03:30:16] I did it as kidsy

[03:30:18] What do you mean you can't see? What's happening?

[03:30:19] I punched a fire extinguisher

[03:30:21] I didn't think much of it

[03:30:24] It's okay, it's okay

[03:30:25] That's a bad enough thing that they did

[03:30:27] Form a cannonball

[03:30:28] I shot somebody with drones, Ronnie. Ronnie, Sonny.

[03:30:40] Ron, we're gonna beat every bank, all right?

[03:30:43] What's your real name? Nicholas Stewart?

[03:30:46] Why say it? Why would you say my government name?

[03:30:51] I didn't know yours.

[03:30:52] I'm gonna say your full name, bro. I'm gonna say Nicholas Doug Stewart.

[03:30:54] I didn't have to-

[03:30:55] Stop oh my god, bro. That's like a niche. That's a niche round. That's it. I mean the public

[03:31:02] Right on this window my government on in that's

[03:31:05] too broad on studio city. It's my address

[03:31:08] No, stop. It's what it's being brought a simple to be

[03:31:12] Right. Do you want me to kill ace? We want to kill him. Yes or no?

[03:31:15] Survey says yes, I'm a lot of operator standing

[03:31:19] Survey said your dog shit

[03:31:21] Rob, you're gonna win?

[03:31:23] Rob, on this thing, on this thing, on this thing, kill him!

[03:31:25] Kill him! Yes! Yes! Yes!

[03:31:27] Rob, the last guy is half health! Half health!

[03:31:31] Fuck it, let's go.

[03:31:32] Rob, I will literally love you for-

[03:31:33] Let's get crazy.

[03:31:35] Rob, get to the objective! He did it!

[03:31:37] Rob, on this thing, on this thing, on everything I love.

[03:31:39] Crap, shoot this thing. Crap, stop on this thing.

[03:31:41] Crap, stop on this thing. On that- went to the right, now he's right.

[03:31:44] On this thing. Oh, to the right, to the right.

[03:31:46] Right there, right there, right there, right there.

[03:31:48] To the right.

[03:31:49] right now he's gonna peek it

[03:31:51] YES!

[03:31:53] why actually don't you make it?

[03:31:57] Ron, we're gonna win this!

[03:32:04] alright

[03:32:05] so hi guys, let's get a cross man on this guy

[03:32:07] because I'm telling you this guy

[03:32:09] is nothing, he's nothing positive for the chat

[03:32:11] I legitimately think

[03:32:13] that guy, if he had the opportunity

[03:32:15] he would sexually harass me

[03:32:17] I'm not gonna be kidding that guy if you got me a good life out of I look you

[03:32:22] didn't really think he would try that I like then we over round here actually

[03:32:26] well like a nice ass I'll be honest when I saw you last year at the chair wait

[03:32:30] how you gonna do the charity match if you get invited you gonna stream it what

[03:32:35] do you mean streaming every day so how does that work I'll just stream

[03:32:40] after my god IRL stream run wait I'm not in the man I'm not in the mask I'm

[03:32:56] We need to locate a bomb.

[03:32:58] But it means something.

[03:33:00] No, I'm not in it.

[03:33:01] I'm not in it.

[03:33:02] Just a second.

[03:33:04] Jesus Christ.

[03:33:06] I'm not in the match.

[03:33:08] It's going to be fine.

[03:33:09] So I'm just not.

[03:33:10] I didn't get a gun.

[03:33:11] Licks!

[03:33:12] A bomb must be located in the match.

[03:33:13] Licks!

[03:33:16] Licks!

[03:33:17] Chaddy, what if he just, he like, he knows what he's doing.

[03:33:22] All right, we're down to this.

[03:33:24] Rob, they're in bathroom.

[03:33:26] You want to do a you want to do a strategy that I call

[03:33:34] It's the best strategy in the game, but you have to trust me

[03:33:39] This strategy is called in there like

[03:33:51] This technique

[03:34:26] Thank you

[03:34:37] What I didn't hear you said you said what I

[03:34:41] Said you see the difference ever for that I said get the blouse in here. Oh, what did you think I said?

[03:34:50] Let's get fucking right well, I guess the blasts. Let's do this run. What did you think I said?

[03:34:56] Sounded frilly bad.

[03:34:57] Wait, whoa, why is my chat talking to the emote?

[03:35:01] What did I say?

[03:35:02] It sounded like you said.

[03:35:04] Get done.

[03:35:06] I, no.

[03:35:07] I obviously said plaits because we play plaits next.

[03:35:11] Jesus, bro.

[03:35:12] Oh, it's like.

[03:35:13] Round tail, go back, go back.

[03:35:15] All right, Ron, see, but Ron, do you see what I'm saying?

[03:35:17] Plaits guys were not golds.

[03:35:18] This is golds.

[03:35:19] Do you see what I mean?

[03:35:20] Yeah, you see.

[03:35:22] Yeah, you guys see, I don't think I have,

[03:35:24] like chat, I take pride in this.

[03:35:25] I don't think I've ever falsely accused somebody of smirking ever like Jack. I'm a truck

[03:35:30] I had 30,000 hours on this game with someone's a gold

[03:35:32] I know I know they're gold when someone's not a good other got the gold these guys are obviously go

[03:35:39] It's hard to say because you play on PC right?

[03:35:45] So on PC run like everything is

[03:35:48] So

[03:35:50] You would probably see

[03:35:52] Silver. Silver gold. Silver gold. I think it'd be silver.

[03:35:56] You play PC and try to silver and play too.

[03:35:59] I play PC, I think I've got a... like diamond solo-cuing.

[03:36:05] But I didn't play that much.

[03:36:07] But I was on a roll.

[03:36:09] You know what to do.

[03:36:12] Hey, Jynx, head to the Texas mood today. Thank you.

[03:36:15] I have a piece of gold, Rimbus, into the clouds.

[03:36:18] I hear someone on me stay focused on I might be dead what do you mean what's

[03:36:30] happening I don't know I didn't know this was a whole bro and they see

[03:36:35] don't worry I'm so sorry bro I'll run in the chat I don't think you could do

[03:36:43] this bro holds are low key better than you what type of fucking teammate are you

[03:36:48] now it's been a game ban the player she's got a hard scope stable or not

[03:37:24] Wait, it's your reaction time of fucking Hebble on the road?

[03:37:31] Bro, I thought he was gonna flash and then fall back!

[03:37:34] Chad, I gotta play better, dude.

[03:37:36] I gotta play better for Ron, he- I gotta play better for Ron.

[03:37:40] Chad, look, once we get to the- once we get to, like, the emeralds, I'm gonna start

[03:37:44] peaking.

[03:37:45] I'm gonna start peaking, trust me.

[03:37:47] No, Chad, I know shoot, but I was trying to dodge the flash and I thought he was

[03:37:51] gonna fall back.

[03:37:52] That's why I didn't shoot.

[03:37:53] I was trying to swiggle, so I got the flag.

[03:37:56] You just lost to a guy on an Xbox 360, bro.

[03:37:58] What are you fucking doing?

[03:38:00] He's not on a 360.

[03:38:02] Chad, what do you mean, watch?

[03:38:03] I sold you to Champ last night, you motherfucking child.

[03:38:05] The kids nowadays even know what an Xbox 360 is.

[03:38:08] Like, I don't even know.

[03:38:09] That's not that home again.

[03:38:11] That is pretty bad.

[03:38:11] Bro, if you don't know what an Xbox 360 is,

[03:38:13] you're probably like, eight.

[03:38:14] If you don't know what that is.

[03:38:15] Yeah, and if you're eight,

[03:38:16] you were born in 2019.

[03:38:19] Is that crazy?

[03:38:21] Ron's actually right here, Chad.

[03:38:23] the rod is right. Hey Jinxie you look cute today. Thank you buddy. See bro I love the

[03:38:28] positivity sometimes. It's really nice to see you. Ron you look cute today. Thank you bro. I don't see a lot of positivity in my chat either.

[03:38:34] Locate a bomb. Yeah I would say my chat is about 93% harassment and toxicivity, 7% positivity.

[03:38:45] I'd say it's like 80% just making fun of the way I look, 10% of the spamming emote is not using actual words, and then I would say 5% like me, and then 5% just put me on their second monitor.

[03:39:03] It's not terrible to be on someone's second monitor. I mean think about it, they could have like, they could be doing it on their second monitor, but this doesn't mean that would be me.

[03:39:11] Yeah, my viewers have stated multiple times they've jerked off to me, so the odds are thousands of people are lying.

[03:39:29] You got set like a tribute of you?

[03:39:33] No. Well, there was actually I'm not going to talk about the image. I saw one image I was disturbing in my reddit.

[03:39:39] right it someone might be that credit

[03:39:42] on me will you do what I'm here I'm here

[03:39:47] what up I'm thinking yeah her does

[03:39:51] Johnson cleverly I'm actually so

[03:39:54] talented Jack watch watch the hearing

[03:39:57] watch the awareness wait look at the

[03:39:58] awareness I look at the hearing wow

[03:40:00] phenomenal replay her does Johnson

[03:40:03] cleverly run that's what it's all about

[03:40:05] dude all right now we're in fact

[03:40:07] Wait did the phone wear glasses?

[03:40:11] It's contacts!

[03:40:14] I don't know what I just read.

[03:40:16] I was saying, I was saying, I was saying why did the phone wear glasses?

[03:40:20] I don't know.

[03:40:21] Lost its contacts.

[03:40:23] Oh, that makes sense.

[03:40:24] Like that one?

[03:40:26] Yup, that was good.

[03:40:30] That was the worst show cover.

[03:40:31] Okay, we're in platinum dude.

[03:40:32] Alright?

[03:40:33] Chad, do you think it'll like me?

[03:40:34] It's gotta get sweaty, buddy.

[03:40:36] Buddy it's gotta get sweaty. I'm ready, bro. I'm sweating on my anus right now

[03:40:40] But yeah, you see what I'm saying when someone's a real gold versus that

[03:40:45] Like those guys were real gold. So the other guy was not a real gold

[03:40:50] Like we play a real gold they get for one

[03:40:53] We play some undercover diamond. That's what happens. Just miss half the stream you to ads what happened?

[03:40:59] Um

[03:41:01] Run, you know you should actually stream on YouTube. There's these two guys like no ads

[03:41:05] Yeah, but the thing is you play video games

[03:41:08] So like I feel like a lot of your viewers will watch on YouTube like me just like running around doing shit

[03:41:14] Like I don't know

[03:41:15] I feel like if I streamed on YouTube it wouldn't be like that big of a different like I don't know like I think this is not worth

[03:41:21] But if you look at it like this right YouTube is good

[03:41:23] The reason why, okay, there's like three reasons

[03:41:26] why YouTube streaming is good.

[03:41:27] First off, you could like, people could rewind your VODs.

[03:41:31] That's the first thing.

[03:41:31] The best thing about YouTube is there's literally,

[03:41:34] there's literally no ads.

[03:41:35] When you load up a YouTube stream,

[03:41:36] you get a pre-rolled ad and that's it.

[03:41:38] Like, you don't get any other ads.

[03:41:40] On top of that, it's a good VOD storage.

[03:41:42] Now, there is a couple of things about YouTube

[03:41:44] that are assed.

[03:41:45] Like, let's say you do a 12 hour VOD run,

[03:41:48] and you played music for more than three seconds,

[03:41:52] 12 hour of odd you make zero dollars and the money goes to the music lane

[03:41:56] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. On a 12 hour of odd. Wait. What? I'm not kidding. I swear to God

[03:42:02] I can't listen to any music

[03:42:04] If you listen, I think it's three seconds is the cutoff that like that's why I like to a framework

[03:42:08] But if you listen to three seconds of music on a 12 hour of odd you will make zero dollars

[03:42:13] It'll go to the music. How does he stream?

[03:42:16] He does this weird like audio split thing. I don't know how I know

[03:42:20] Oh, I know what that is.

[03:42:22] Yes, but I don't know how to do that.

[03:42:23] I don't know how to do that.

[03:42:24] So what I do is I listen to my music on Twitch,

[03:42:26] and then when I go live on YouTube,

[03:42:27] I don't listen to any music.

[03:42:29] But it's hard to remember sometimes.

[03:42:31] Ron, I advise you, by the way.

[03:42:32] Wait, so if I streamed on YouTube,

[03:42:34] what would be the big difference thing?

[03:42:37] It just gives people a place to watch where my,

[03:42:40] you know how like a lot of your viewers probably,

[03:42:42] you know a lot of your viewers probably just like

[03:42:44] lurking and stuff, and I really like chatting?

[03:42:46] Probably me if you're lurking right now,

[03:42:47] if I'm not chatting.

[03:42:48] Those people can watch your stream without any ads.

[03:42:51] That's why YouTube is good.

[03:42:52] They can watch without ads.

[03:42:54] And it's really good bot storage.

[03:42:55] And it's really good for women.

[03:42:59] Yeah, but the one thing is, unironically,

[03:43:01] I think that people who watch me on Twitch,

[03:43:05] like let's say they are lurkers,

[03:43:07] because there's a lot of lurkers,

[03:43:08] especially when I play video games.

[03:43:11] Yes, a lot of people like to lurk in streams.

[03:43:13] Yeah.

[03:43:14] I was going to say, so if I'm playing video games

[03:43:16] and I have lurkers,

[03:43:17] a lot of the lurkers like reading the chat though.

[03:43:19] Oh, Ron, I'm sorry to cut you off.

[03:43:21] This is the best thing about YouTube streaming.

[03:43:23] Sorry, I have to say this.

[03:43:25] So on YouTube, I always stream on YouTube and Twitch, yes.

[03:43:30] But Ron, the thing is, somebody just chat and said it

[03:43:33] and just reminded me, on YouTube streaming,

[03:43:35] you can watch someone on your TV.

[03:43:39] Really?

[03:43:40] Yes.

[03:43:41] So you don't have to be on TV.

[03:43:42] But I'm telling you, YouTube streaming

[03:43:45] is better than Twitch streaming in every aspect except the chat interaction isn't as good,

[03:43:50] Twitch has better emotes, and then the other thing is the music thing.

[03:43:54] That's why Twitch, kind of, if YouTube can figure out a way to not demonetize like streaming

[03:44:00] for three seconds of music on a fucking ten hour pod, then YouTube would probably be

[03:44:04] better.

[03:44:05] But that's, bro, three thousand views on YouTube?

[03:44:10] Yeah, yes.

[03:44:12] Holy fuck!

[03:44:14] How much...

[03:44:16] Bro, that's what I'm gonna say.

[03:44:18] Um, YouTube streaming, you don't make...

[03:44:20] You don't make as much as, like, Twitch streaming.

[03:44:22] Really? I saw a Twitch critical say he needed a shit ton when he's on YouTube streaming.

[03:44:26] It kinda depends.

[03:44:28] Like, you have to look at YouTube streaming as, like, videos.

[03:44:30] You know what I mean?

[03:44:34] Okay, but for example, run. Do you have a Roku team?

[03:44:36] It's in Germany.

[03:44:38] Are you reading my YouTube chat?

[03:44:41] Yeah.

[03:44:42] Yeah, let's actually read the YouTube chat.

[03:44:43] We don't read the YouTube chat amount, let's read it.

[03:44:45] For your recorded stream, our YouTube reviewer.

[03:44:47] Yes.

[03:44:48] What is this guy right here?

[03:44:50] Who is this?

[03:44:51] What is this emo?

[03:44:52] Oh, he's sad.

[03:44:53] Who is this?

[03:44:54] Okay.

[03:44:55] Bob-F3S7S, what a sad story.

[03:44:57] We hate Jynxie.

[03:44:59] Hi, Ron.

[03:45:01] It's per 1,000 viewers watching on a school computer.

[03:45:04] W, Ron.

[03:45:05] Ron, we love you.

[03:45:06] Sending hate from Florida.

[03:45:07] Jynxie is gay.

[03:45:08] He never reads us.

[03:45:10] Jinxie you're goaded.

[03:45:11] Egg, egg, egg.

[03:45:12] Love from Kazakhstan.

[03:45:14] This is trash.

[03:45:15] Thanks for reading chat.

[03:45:16] He doesn't read YouTube chat.

[03:45:17] He hates us.

[03:45:18] Yeah, that's the one thing I do interact with my Twitch.

[03:45:20] I do interact with my YouTube channel more.

[03:45:22] I do forget about a lot.

[03:45:24] All right, Rob.

[03:45:26] We're into the Platte.

[03:45:27] Are you ready, buddy?

[03:45:28] Are you ready, bro?

[03:45:29] It's going to get sweaty.

[03:45:30] Yeah, should I multi-streamer?

[03:45:31] Eh.

[03:45:32] Yes, you should.

[03:45:33] I think everybody should.

[03:45:34] But music is like the worst part about it.

[03:45:37] Because I listened to so much music. Yeah, I kind of noticed that. That's why it's like

[03:45:45] hard as fuck. It's like I really listen to music. And I also think you have a way wider

[03:45:50] audience on like YouTube. So like people who watch you on YouTube like don't even, I'm

[03:45:54] not even kidding. This guy sounds so stupid. There's probably so many viewers of yours

[03:45:58] that don't even know what Twitch is. I swear to God.

[03:46:01] Well, bro, this is what I'm saying, like YouTube, for example, and this is another thing that I think, like, speed does, is like YouTube, for example, is, this is the way I would already describe it, look at Twitch as like, Twitch is like a link, right?

[03:46:16] A lot of people use Twitch like a shitload of people, but bro, YouTube is a fucking ocean.

[03:46:22] No, I know, I know.

[03:46:23] Bro, dude.

[03:46:24] Bro, that's why like I really wish, like dude, you know the difference between, if you look up how many people use YouTube versus Twitch every single month?

[03:46:30] It's like a hundred X difference. I'm not kidding. I'm real. Yeah, I I only really go on Twitch when I want to like just type in people's chat

[03:46:37] But like because that is the best thing about Twitch, but bro if I'm not streaming I like to just watch YouTube

[03:46:41] You do business. I'm gonna be on a few to clear switch

[03:46:44] Like legit. It does. I have YouTube

[03:46:47] It's just that they locked in and literally just made something called you know how to which has twitch.tv

[03:46:52] But they made something literally on YouTube where you just click dot live like it just just chances you to the other

[03:46:57] website, but it's on YouTube

[03:46:59] I'm telling you they take over so quickly how many times you get it drink that empty bottle Fred shut the fuck up

[03:47:05] No, Ron, you're like I would a hundred percent watch YouTube streamers more the problem is

[03:47:10] Like I watch speed streams sometimes because it randomly comes on my thing

[03:47:14] You know I'm subject. It's like Ron you are 100% right and bro what you just said is run

[03:47:20] The problem is YouTube mixes streams in videos it buries it

[03:47:24] I'm saying the reason why twitch the reason my twitch is good is because when you go on twitch

[03:47:27] You know, you're only gonna watch live streams on YouTube. It's like streams are sprinkled in with videos

[03:47:34] You'll see 50 videos and you'll see one stream

[03:47:36] It's like how the fuck does YouTube expect people to throw streaming on their platform if they literally bury it?

[03:47:44] Do you think twitch is gonna like you think twitch is ever gonna like die down or do you think everyone's gonna go to like a different site?

[03:47:50] I think it's gonna get bigger because I feel like such in a weird spot right now like

[03:47:55] The streams are like, everyone's numbers are like, okay.

[03:47:58] Like there was a time I feel like where it was just so like,

[03:48:01] obviously COVID it was so different.

[03:48:03] Like, but like that's cause everyone was inside more,

[03:48:05] even before COVID though, I feel like numbers were way higher.

[03:48:07] Like, I don't know.

[03:48:09] Like I see like Twitch going like,

[03:48:10] it's like, it's a weird spot right now.

[03:48:13] So I don't know about like the whole numbers thing.

[03:48:16] Like, I don't know if Twitch is getting more viewers

[03:48:18] or less viewers than they did in 2020 or whatever,

[03:48:21] but I know it's expensive as fuck

[03:48:23] for Twitch to run their servers.

[03:48:24] And like yeah, it's called um, what is it called aws ams bro, so I

[03:48:32] Think every stream it doesn't matter if somebody has zero viewers for five million viewers

[03:48:38] Every stream cost twitch the same amount of money to run. I'm pretty sure so like for example

[03:48:43] Look at it like this is YouTube going anywhere. No twitch is a little bit

[03:48:47] Twitch is a little bit more volatile, but how do you twitch is going anywhere either to be honest?

[03:48:51] I'm gonna go pee. This is a great combo though. I'm gonna go pee and then we're gonna go shit all the flaps. But yes, Ron, you're right.

[03:48:56] I don't know Chad, what do you think? Like, I feel like I still have to talk when I'm on a delay. It's a 10 second delay if I don't know.

[03:49:02] But I feel like there's just, Twitch is just in a weird spot. Like, it's not really growing, meaning like, like, everyone knows what Twitch is but there's no reason to go on it.

[03:49:11] Like, for a lot of people, like, I don't know. Like, YouTube is pretty much installed into little children's brains.

[03:49:17] like twitch is like I don't know very interesting I don't think which will

[03:49:27] ever die but I think like it's gonna be like not I don't know if we could ever

[03:49:32] like get bigger

[03:49:36] tiktok streams tiktok streams is just like I don't know how to describe it to

[03:49:42] I don't know, it's weird.

[03:49:49] Is this the fifth time that he went to pee?

[03:49:56] Wait.

[03:50:04] Uh, you see? It's like the tenth time you peed, bro.

[03:50:08] Are you hitting a fucking vape or doing cocaine?

[03:50:12] All right, Rob, are you ready to lock the fuck in?

[03:50:18] Yes.

[03:50:19] Are you ready, Rob?

[03:50:21] Yeah, bro.

[03:50:22] I'm low key hype.

[03:50:23] We play this, and if we let go of it, we lose.

[03:50:25] Even if we lose, we still wouldn't rock it on Rocket League.

[03:50:28] Like, today's a good fucking day, bro.

[03:50:30] No, we're waiting to check.

[03:50:31] Rob, trust me.

[03:50:32] It is a good fucking day.

[03:50:34] We're beating the Platts right now.

[03:50:36] Yes, baby.

[03:50:37] Hello?

[03:50:38] Hi, Burger.

[03:50:39] How are you, baby?

[03:50:41] baby burger I baby I gotta go back to work okay just things like that just

[03:50:59] make me remember how much of a fucking failure I am wow you're not a failure

[03:51:03] bro you have broken bro you make my day you just have your girlfriend and your

[03:51:09] pet pack call you do you realize how peak life that is bro that is like peak life

[03:51:13] chat Ron just reminded me that I'm a child you reminded me that I'm fucking

[03:51:18] going out of this world bro in four years what bro run no I'm 19th 843 p.m.

[03:51:27] Eastern 2023 or 2030 excuse me I'll be out of here what are you out of here

[03:51:33] I'm out of this world

[03:51:39] Yeah, this guy's well, okay, John

[03:51:43] These are the plaques. All right, let's focus up here

[03:51:48] Yeah, everybody focus blacking come on. It's gonna start getting sweaty from are you ready?

[03:51:55] Lad is like the top probably 40%

[03:51:58] Okay, so I got a big problem that you have to teach me some stuff bro

[03:52:01] Like you're just you're doing a lot of things versus a lot of running around. It's a lot of Luminati chai

[03:52:07] Yeah, ask me a question from like open

[03:52:11] Okay, so where am I supposed to go?

[03:52:12] I should put me in a corner for us the main thing

[03:52:15] I want you to do is just worry about like taking a select if I'm in one location try to cover another location

[03:52:20] We shouldn't really be stacked on top of each other

[03:52:22] This is good to cover ground so like if I'm holding a side. I want you to all be side

[03:52:30] Yeah, watch out for windows like this is a good box

[03:52:41] Try that like it's gonna get sweaty now cuz we're flat just try to like cover up areas that I'm not covering because I'm only one guy

[03:53:18] I'm so unlucky he was shooting you and then head shot me check your shot is

[03:53:46] He was shooting Ron and hedgehog

[03:53:49] No, no, no, no, no, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay

[03:53:51] No troll no troll if you generally generally if you generally generally chat

[03:53:55] I've actually been if you generally win. I'm not kidding. You need to talk to me the whole time

[03:53:59] I know it's a little annoying, but you have to

[03:54:02] But Ron I've been in the gym Ron. Oh my god. What does that mean? I never see my biceps like this

[03:54:08] No, I don't care. I'm sorry. You're right. You're right. I'm sorry. You're sorry. You are

[03:54:16] Rock and roll, please!

[03:54:18] Alright, alright, you're right. Let's go.

[03:54:20] I'm gonna try to talk more.

[03:54:25] Ron, you stop running around too much.

[03:54:26] How about you get banned? Mod's banned. I'm forgiving an opinion.

[03:54:30] So, okay, Ron, I know you-

[03:54:31] What kind of tree fits in your hand?

[03:54:34] A palm tree.

[03:54:38] So, Ron, listen.

[03:54:39] That guy, even though he might be raised by the new, he's actually gone.

[03:54:42] So, here's the-

[03:54:43] Ron, no.

[03:54:45] What I'm going to tell you right now, Ron, is the most valuable piece of information you'll ever see in your career.

[03:54:51] So, the more you move around, the worse it is when you're playing.

[03:54:56] Because what happens is you end up producing more noise and exposing yourself to more angles.

[03:55:00] The most optimal way to play this game is to hold tight angles for extended periods of time.

[03:55:06] This game, think about everything you know about Call of Duty and basically throw it out the window.

[03:55:11] Does that make sense? Come with me.

[03:55:13] Come on me, round. Come on me. Come on me. Come on me.

[03:55:15] I'm coming.

[03:55:17] Round, what I want you to do is shoot down this window and then throw a drop.

[03:55:21] Are you ready to shoot?

[03:55:22] Actually, shoot the window and then hide in this order. Let me jump.

[03:55:25] Hide and hide.

[03:55:28] Alright.

[03:55:29] Ron?

[03:55:30] Hmm?

[03:55:31] This is clear.

[03:55:32] How do I get to this point?

[03:55:33] Don't try to my right.

[03:55:34] Yeah, yeah, just let me. Alright.

[03:55:36] Ron, are you ready?

[03:55:37] Jump with the window. No, no, I got it.

[03:55:38] Jump with the window.

[03:55:41] Shoot the camera top left.

[03:55:43] There's gonna be a camera behind you.

[03:55:45] Alright, I'll see you.

[03:55:46] I'll bang it one second.

[03:55:49] Ron, right here, right here.

[03:55:50] Oh.

[03:55:53] Ron, shoot this camera as well.

[03:55:56] I can't, should I go in?

[03:55:58] Yep, you'll see it, you'll see it.

[03:55:59] I will never let you get in.

[03:56:00] Ron, watch out!

[03:56:01] On the door.

[03:56:05] I'm in by accident.

[03:56:06] I didn't mean to get in.

[03:56:07] Alright, what I want you to do-

[03:56:09] I didn't mean to get in, I didn't mean to get in.

[03:56:11] What do you mean?

[03:56:11] What do you mean you're in?

[03:56:12] in I didn't mean to get in you're good you see Ron what I want you to do when I

[03:56:19] say I want you to throw every game okay I want you to every game you have on

[03:56:24] this trajectory all right wait inside like right here throw it in no cuz I'm

[03:56:29] gonna be there I'm gonna plan not yet not yet all right on are you ready are

[03:56:34] you ready

[03:56:36] is no longer in your possession run run run you go now run it run it run it run it you've got it run it

[03:56:48] how is he not dead it's on me i totally forgot that's on me again run i'm sorry how is he not

[03:56:52] dead you could run you could crouch in and yank there's gonna be a mirror looking at you

[03:56:58] go through the door yeah go through the door run he's running at you get up get up

[03:57:02] Bullsack! Throw a game! Throw a game!

[03:57:04] What?

[03:57:05] Why is he still not dead?

[03:57:07] Ron, I'm stalling you, man. I'm actually stalling you.

[03:57:13] No, it's not about any. Your aim is perfect. He's just using Doc, so he's a 3-armor, and he has so much health.

[03:57:17] I actually forgot I popped that mirror. I'm not locked at all.

[03:57:21] Alright.

[03:57:22] Ron, let's hit him. We're gonna go downstairs, okay? We're gonna switch up the flow.

[03:57:25] I'm really worried right now. I don't wanna growl like this.

[03:57:27] See, now I'm gonna be honest. These guys are legitimately plants. I'm just playing terrible.

[03:57:31] He's got some nuts in there, okay?

[03:57:33] I'm just playing cool.

[03:57:34] Watch out for the light, watch out for the light.

[03:57:36] Okay, Marusia or Legion?

[03:57:37] Legion's got Legion.

[03:57:39] Legion's got Legion.

[03:57:39] Legend.

[03:57:42] All right, before you get ready.

[03:57:43] Everyone take a sip out of water.

[03:57:44] If you're at home right now,

[03:57:45] grab a water to your left and then drink it.

[03:57:48] Sorry.

[03:57:49] Robert, what I need you to do is,

[03:57:50] at the speed of light, I need you to reinforce, okay?

[03:57:53] Okay, seven minutes of reinforce,

[03:57:54] quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick.

[03:57:56] All right, ready?

[03:57:57] I'm gonna ping it.

[03:57:58] You need two walls.

[03:57:59] I'll get four.

[03:58:00] You get two.

[03:58:01] Ron, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready?

[03:58:04] Get ready.

[03:58:05] These guys are legitimate blasts.

[03:58:06] I'm telling you, this is an easy win.

[03:58:07] I just have to focus.

[03:58:08] I'm playing like absolutely...

[03:58:09] Ron, report these.

[03:58:10] These walls on this page.

[03:58:11] So far or no, down to 10 seconds.

[03:58:12] Out of now.

[03:58:13] Blasting right now, bro.

[03:58:14] I'm sorry.

[03:58:15] I'm sorry.

[03:58:16] I'm sorry.

[03:58:17] I'm sorry.

[03:58:18] I'm sorry.

[03:58:19] I'm sorry.

[03:58:20] I'm sorry.

[03:58:21] I'm sorry.

[03:58:22] I'm sorry.

[03:58:23] I'm sorry.

[03:58:24] I'm sorry.

[03:58:25] I'm sorry.

[03:58:26] I'm sorry.

[03:58:27] I'm sorry.

[03:58:28] I'm sorry.

[03:58:29] I want you to put lesion mines down okay run our first lesion mine right here

[03:58:42] we're gonna win around trust me I will not let you down okay

[03:58:47] I don't want to you I don't want to you

[03:58:53] run reinforce these two walls if you can I'll serve you I will not let you

[03:58:56] This man

[03:59:08] You can call them out you can call them out

[03:59:12] Don't let him for a bang

[03:59:20] Rod you have another leisure mind

[03:59:26] I think

[03:59:29] Watch out

[03:59:37] Hey, Ron, I'm gonna make the fucking plan. I'm gonna make the fucking player you ready. I'm listening

[03:59:43] Never mind this guy's on me. I don't mind. I just heard is Johnson quibbering

[03:59:47] I don't know why you keep calling about these Johnson's where I'm locked in right now, bro. It's to lock in

[03:59:56] He's on it though you throw these right here

[04:00:56] I

[04:00:59] Got on me

[04:01:03] You're so fucking talented

[04:01:10] You behind you

[04:01:14] Ten seconds to go nice near me five seconds to go

[04:01:24] No

[04:01:26] I couldn't hear man. I couldn't hear it. Oh he was planting

[04:01:35] Ron I'm not even kidding when I say this

[04:01:42] You're playing amazing and I'm playing terrible

[04:01:51] This would be an absolutely cinema come on

[04:01:56] I thought the guy you killed had the diffuser so I ran away, but Ash had it the whole time and then I thought he had the stick head and he didn't

[04:02:03] I'm playing like a run-of-match. I'm not just a run-of-match. Oh, bro. No, lock in

[04:02:08] All right, I'm gonna play lying this time.

[04:02:11] Bro, I think

[04:02:14] I don't know. I kind of want you to do your own thing. I feel like what's happening is I'm like

[04:02:18] I'm over coaching you. I want you to just play how you want to play, okay?

[04:02:23] Okay, I just don't know. I'm gonna do my own thing and you do your own thing.

[04:02:25] Biggest problem is I started on the map. I think I'm overwhelming you, but then I also think what's happening is like

[04:02:31] I'm focused on you and what what ends up happening is I'm not focused on killing down

[04:02:40] Ron I'm telling you this would be the greatest time back of all time

[04:02:47] You know I'm saying like I'm focusing too much on you. It's my okay did a bomb

[04:02:51] You're playing great. I'm owing three like I got a lucky kill, bro. I'm a guy

[04:03:03] I'm gonna have everything just do your own thing. Okay, do your own thing crouch around the map just be a rat. I

[04:03:11] Want you to just do your own thing

[04:03:15] See what I mean see what I mean. See what I mean. Oh my god

[04:03:18] Just do your own thing. All right. Do your own thing. You're actually a great fucking game.

[04:03:23] You're like the most underrated gamer I know. Just do your own thing.

[04:03:27] I'm gonna do my own thing. You do your own thing. That's our new strat moving forward.

[04:03:33] I hacked every can that they own. I know they're fast.

[04:03:36] I hear someone running.

[04:03:38] A zombie can be objective.

[04:03:44] That's all that's all you

[04:03:48] get back

[04:03:49] I'm going to be objective

[04:03:51] Yeah, there's one on me

[04:03:52] Okay, here's the last gas

[04:03:53] Every time you get it, just set it up

[04:03:55] Block me completely

[04:04:05] He's on me

[04:04:06] He's out

[04:04:07] He's on me

[04:04:08] He's safe to walk inside

[04:04:10] He's on me

[04:04:11] I'm really low on my right

[04:04:12] He's still on me

[04:04:13] You can walk in whatever you want.

[04:04:15] Now he's coming for you, now he's coming for you.

[04:04:17] I'm gonna flash, okay?

[04:04:19] I'm here.

[04:04:21] He's on me.

[04:04:23] He's on me.

[04:04:25] He's on me.

[04:04:27] He's on me.

[04:04:29] He's on me.

[04:04:31] He's on me.

[04:04:33] He's on me.

[04:04:35] He's on me.

[04:04:37] He's on me.

[04:04:39] He's on me.

[04:04:41] Call me.

[04:04:44] Yes!

[04:04:45] Yes!

[04:04:46] Yes!

[04:04:47] Ron!

[04:04:48] I'm telling you, you do you.

[04:04:50] Bro, great, great, great hearing.

[04:04:52] Alright.

[04:04:53] So I'm not even kidding when I say this.

[04:04:55] Ron, I'm being so serious on everything I love.

[04:04:58] I'm so impressed with how you're playing.

[04:05:00] So first off, you have the awareness to hold the rotation,

[04:05:03] but then you heard him walking in blue

[04:05:05] and you literally snapped to his ass.

[04:05:07] Ron, I like, I like, I like, I like,

[04:05:10] I like Jack Ron is the most underrated gamer ever like dude, and that's gonna be

[04:05:14] You're not just up. Thank you, bro. You're not just a fortnight. You're not fucking you're not just a fortnight player

[04:05:20] I'm not just a shitty fucking content creator

[04:05:23] I'm a gamer bro. We got to choose the best one. What's your best one? What's your best room? Come on?

[04:05:28] Okay, I think we go. Yeah. Yeah, let's go down. Let's go down. Okay. Okay. Let's go down player. What's a player?

[04:05:34] What's a player?

[04:05:36] Whatever you want. Do you think you're gonna? I'm not really good at play

[04:05:39] We're gonna loosen up. We're gonna loosen up.

[04:05:40] Oh, I'm fucked, aren't I? I'm on Rook.

[04:05:43] I mean, Rod, your positioning was like...

[04:05:45] Yeah, that's actually gross.

[04:05:46] Rod, your positioning was perfect.

[04:05:48] And your awareness.

[04:05:50] Guys, well, he called me a gamer, so call me a gay murr.

[04:05:53] Guys, please.

[04:05:55] Secure the area. Keep the bomb in the kitchen.

[04:05:57] Rod, don't worry.

[04:05:59] Yeah, just put it down quick. Fast, fast, fast.

[04:06:00] And then, after you put it down, let's shoot it so they can't drive any of that.

[04:06:04] Easy. Five seconds.

[04:06:05] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[04:06:07] Alright, shoot it, shoot it.

[04:06:10] Ron, reinforce beds with me.

[04:06:14] You're actually solid.

[04:06:18] Ron, try to protect yourself, okay?

[04:06:22] What was that? What was that sound?

[04:06:24] Me and me. I'm gonna roam a little further.

[04:06:26] Careful, they were roaming last time, they might be aware.

[04:06:29] Greatest comeback of all time chat. Are you ready?

[04:06:39] 3L comeback on Platts. Rob is so good.

[04:06:44] I got your home? I shot at your home though.

[04:06:48] Where's that proxy? Are they inside?

[04:06:50] Yeah, wait.

[04:06:51] Are they inside?

[04:06:52] That's me, I think, Mere.

[04:06:55] We rock. Are they? Yeah, I think they're asking me. I think one of them. Oh, no.

[04:07:05] One bomb. One bomb. He's bleeding. I'm going.

[04:07:19] Dead.

[04:07:22] SLAM! SLAM! SLAM! SLAM! SLAM!

[04:07:27] WHY IS RON ACTILY GUN?

[04:07:29] WHY IS RON ACTILY GUN?

[04:07:32] SLAM!

[04:07:33] OH MY GOD! RON!

[04:07:37] oh my god

[04:07:38] WHY ARE YOU GOOD?

[04:07:39] you should have seen our blade

[04:07:42] RON! I- I'm so proud of you, dude!

[04:07:43] like this is... I was not expecting this to happen

[04:07:46] I'm gonna be honest

[04:07:47] yo I just run on their yo-ises

[04:07:50] Ron, you are carrying me, bro.

[04:07:52] Dude, don't say that.

[04:07:53] Don't say that, bro.

[04:07:54] It's a team.

[04:07:54] Let's go.

[04:07:55] Come on.

[04:07:55] Jack, Ron is so good at games.

[04:07:59] I'm going to ban Mew because everybody runs the music.

[04:08:01] I'll go back.

[04:08:02] All right, Ron.

[04:08:03] Bro, this would be a crazy reverse week.

[04:08:05] What do you mean, Ron's not playing?

[04:08:06] It's all right.

[04:08:10] All right, Ron.

[04:08:10] So they're going to go downstairs.

[04:08:13] OK.

[04:08:13] Do whatever you want.

[04:08:14] I just want to fully unlock you.

[04:08:16] I kind of love when you're online,

[04:08:17] but if you don't want to play it on camera.

[04:08:19] they banned it they banned it you know what that means that means you're

[04:08:22] mocking them that's what we call a target that I frame of them so whenever

[04:08:26] somebody targeted am I the ASU frat leader sorry whenever somebody target

[04:08:31] against you they're basically saying that like you own them and they're scared

[04:08:34] of you they've targeted you twice

[04:08:38] I'd be run be careful with me I don't know what you'd like to mean

[04:08:42] yourself run maybe maybe just go out and just frag out I don't really know

[04:08:46] to play out just run at them and she's like the most brain-dead operator in

[04:08:53] the game. Ash is like the equivalent of like W keying someone in pro league in

[04:08:59] Fortnite. You just run up and look at it. It's gonna be down. It's gonna be down.

[04:09:04] I'm just gonna do my thing and hack all of their shit and then give them a kick to your thing and frag.

[04:09:16] You see that it's downstairs?

[04:09:21] Oh no, my drone got hacked, that's really bad.

[04:09:25] It's downstairs?

[04:09:27] Yeah, but in the basement.

[04:09:29] Enter garage, push up garage, I like that, I like that.

[04:09:32] My drone got hacked too.

[04:09:34] That's fine, I'm gonna shoot it when it comes back.

[04:09:36] I'm going to go back.

[04:09:43] Rod, all I want you to do is ask this wall.

[04:09:45] Back up and ask the wall.

[04:09:47] Rod, back up and ask the wall.

[04:09:49] And then hold a long range angle.

[04:09:51] Back up, ask the wall, then hold a long range angle.

[04:09:56] Oh, I sold.

[04:09:58] Keep going, man. You have better aim than them.

[04:10:00] That's what a god would do.

[04:10:02] It's just this gun has so much recoil.

[04:10:12] Fuck, I destroyed your drone. I thought that was the...

[04:10:14] ...that I hacked it.

[04:10:15] Oh, look. Thorns and blue on a pixel.

[04:10:17] I have time. Just stay alive.

[04:10:19] Keep on that angle.

[04:10:20] If you hold that angle, I think we'll win.

[04:10:22] 540HP.

[04:10:24] Yup, that's why I'm scared to hold that angle.

[04:10:32] I

[04:10:38] Beholding

[04:10:42] You see that I'm so low

[04:10:50] Round I need to help I'm not gonna lie. Okay, so we're gonna do

[04:10:58] I'm not gonna

[04:11:02] Yes! Ron, I love you! I love you, man!

[04:11:06] Oh my god!

[04:11:08] No!

[04:11:09] Yes! We're gonna reverse sweep! We're gonna reverse sweep!

[04:11:13] Ron, this is literally because of you, dude.

[04:11:16] We are literally reverse-sweeping because of Ron, Chad.

[04:11:18] I'm actually so fast.

[04:11:20] Now, we are gonna go...

[04:11:23] Master bedroom.

[04:11:25] We're gonna go master bedroom?

[04:11:26] Ron, let me think. What's a toxic ass up?

[04:11:29] What do you like playing, Ron?

[04:11:31] I'm an aimer real

[04:11:34] Okay, do you like um

[04:11:36] Old baby

[04:11:38] What about doc being 90 with barbed wire?

[04:11:42] Run do you like doc?

[04:11:44] No

[04:11:46] What about do you like lesion? What do you like?

[04:11:52] Okay, go whatever you want. We're like look the more we think the more we lose. Let's go. Whatever you want

[04:11:58] I think I should just play what I know maybe should I just go to lesion play lesion play

[04:12:04] lesion I'll play I think I should just play what I know

[04:12:06] okay let me get off it this is interesting because I have a feeling they're gonna go

[04:12:11] for a while yeah what's better the s the six or the t5

[04:12:15] maybe to sell for six months right I'm so impressed by you bro like this

[04:12:21] actually come on bro lock in man this is a run one more round and we just pulled

[04:12:26] a fucking reverse week against my

[04:12:28] well you you did this you did this

[04:12:31] bro let's go come on man it's coming

[04:12:34] in let's do that one more for the

[04:12:36] reverse week this is actually cinema

[04:12:38] everybody lock it

[04:12:40] come on I want you to put all of your

[04:12:42] region minds on this piano down over

[04:12:45] all of them

[04:12:49] run you have a camera you have a camera

[04:12:51] run you have a camera

[04:12:53] alright put it facing the piano

[04:12:55] Yeah, I'm gonna show you how it's a big piano

[04:13:04] Throw all your major minds and a camera

[04:13:12] We are about to reverse

[04:13:15] I really don't know where to stay though. I'm gonna I'm gonna run away. I'm gonna blow it up. Yep

[04:13:22] Stay in peace

[04:13:25] that corner yeah that's fine we'll just keep moving keep moving I don't want

[04:13:29] you to stand still because they might be sniping you know but it's that one I

[04:13:34] think on to I think yeah right here once you want to right now right now once

[04:13:38] you have room wait right now was there I just tried it

[04:13:43] They're probably both going to be over there. Just get to me now. I think you should play here. I think this is the best safest spot in the game for you. Right here, Ron. Right, what I'm thinking, what I'm thinking here. I think this is the safest spot in the game for you to be.

[04:14:02] No

[04:14:06] This right there don't be down whatever you do not be

[04:14:12] Just don't hold anything I'll tell you where they are. I have my camera right there by the way

[04:14:21] Don't be don't be don't be remember remember don't be I have a camera

[04:14:29] He's on the store on the store

[04:14:32] It's okay.

[04:14:34] He's walking in.

[04:14:37] He's not even yet.

[04:14:40] Yes!

[04:14:41] The fire sweep!

[04:14:43] The fire sweep!

[04:14:45] Ron!

[04:14:46] I love you, man!

[04:14:48] Ron!

[04:14:50] After that, bro, considering I had the worst start I could have ever had in my life,

[04:14:55] Chad, I'm not a good kid when I say this.

[04:14:57] I think Ron is good enough to worry to be a champ.

[04:15:00] If it's the bottom of the barrel champs and I'm in flow state, I think Ron's good enough

[04:15:07] where we can complete this.

[04:15:08] Hey, hey, hey, hey.

[04:15:09] I'm not holding.

[04:15:10] Come on, Chad.

[04:15:11] Let's get fucking high.

[04:15:12] Ron, I was open three.

[04:15:14] That's what it is.

[04:15:15] It's all about mindset, bro.

[04:15:17] Come on.

[04:15:18] Come on.

[04:15:19] Thank you, Holland.

[04:15:20] Horning, thank you, bro.

[04:15:21] I hear you do.

[04:15:22] Thank you, man.

[04:15:23] Ron, I'm so fucking proud of you.

[04:15:24] We're about to be on Emeralds.

[04:15:25] Oh, I'm fucking...

[04:15:26] Ron, the only game that we lost was when we lost.

[04:15:30] was when there was an undercover smurfing stream sniper and we didn't lock in until it was 3-1.

[04:15:34] Classic. Classic.

[04:15:36] Jack, what is him?

[04:15:39] Alright guys, we just need to beat the Emeralds and then we'll all get to try and beat them.

[04:15:44] If we beat the Diamond, that would be like an all time battle.

[04:15:48] Oh, Robyn, wow, Travis, wow.

[04:15:54] That's right.

[04:15:55] Rod Biel Pinkle.

[04:15:56] Oh, you guys need to take off your headphones.

[04:15:58] This is the third I've played in the game.

[04:16:00] This is probably the top 20% of all.

[04:16:03] Probably top 20% of all.

[04:16:08] Chat, I-I-I must stop here.

[04:16:10] I must stop.

[04:16:11] My heart is actually-actually looking at me.

[04:16:13] I feel like I'm really looking at me.

[04:16:15] Got it.

[04:16:17] Rod is a gamer, y'all.

[04:16:20] Let's fucking play!

[04:16:22] Hey!

[04:16:23] Hey, what are the problem, Matt?

[04:16:26] Come on, bro, I'm ready.

[04:16:27] Bro, are you doing the speed?

[04:16:31] Bro, I didn't see it because it's delayed, dude.

[04:16:34] All right, Ron, we're now in Emeralds, bro.

[04:16:37] We're now going to start playing the good maps.

[04:16:39] Wait, so one more.

[04:16:41] So one more after this.

[04:16:43] If we win.

[04:16:44] So yes.

[04:16:45] So Alex Lee, if we beat the Emeralds,

[04:16:48] then beat the diamonds, Ron, 1,000 gifted,

[04:16:51] because that'll be a new record of Uncharted territory.

[04:16:53] I the furthest ever made it what's diamond and then we lost

[04:16:59] So we're not counting the streams night game. No, we're not counting the streams night smurfing. Oh my god chat

[04:17:04] All right, dude, I actually need this yeah, whoever's watching just just fuck off man

[04:17:11] Run I mean

[04:17:17] Run I love you now this is gonna get hard, okay

[04:17:21] This is not good visa emerald Ron. He's like top 20% diamond is like top

[04:17:28] 8% and then champ is less than 1%

[04:17:31] First dude. I'm playing so good. I got first-time chatter saying who you got playing for you, bro. It's shit, man

[04:17:37] I'm a fucking movie

[04:17:39] Wait, we're playing house and I know right?

[04:17:41] So now we're gonna be on clubhouse

[04:17:45] Well, that's not working. Oh, but we're gonna be on clubhouse for the diamond game and the champ game

[04:17:51] We'll do organ if we get to the champion. All right, run. I'm gonna switch over to I got a p-roll. Okay. Can you hold it down?

[04:17:58] Go to attack. Yep. Yep. Yep. I'm gonna go to take them as well

[04:18:01] Hi, guys, gonna get the is gonna get the the diamonds or the emerald

[04:18:08] Chattanova small bladder, I'm not on coke Chattanova go to go let's go

[04:18:51] I

[04:19:01] Wait the jigsie pee again, I feel like he's peep like 50 fucking times. Yo Vinnie. Thank you so much for the 11 months

[04:19:07] What's up Vinnie? How was a Burberry bro? Was it fun?

[04:19:11] What's up, dude? I

[04:19:13] Saw you frame mod Marlin, bro

[04:19:18] You

[04:19:21] Are you actually playing? Yes, bro. Of course I'm playing. I got like a 7 second delay. I'm fucking go to it. I did not vape, bro

[04:19:30] That's Jinxie. Go to his shop to say that stupid shit, bro. I'm not a vapor

[04:19:39] Stompin must be under the table. What is that even?

[04:19:42] Yo, big walk, thank you for the five gifted, bro. If you want to sub say me. Maybe he'll gift you one. Thank you

[04:19:47] Yo, Schmeep, other team dick!

[04:19:50] Thank you

[04:19:54] Four years, what's good, do it on yes

[04:19:57] We are about to take on the emeralds brown now. I want to make myself clear when I say this run

[04:20:03] These guys are gonna be a lot better than the plaid's but

[04:20:07] You stable Ron Dale Dingle is the only not my name Nicholas Stewart

[04:20:12] You are the only reason we made it to Emeralds, and I just want to say I love you.

[04:20:22] Alright chat, we are now on Emeralds.

[04:20:25] Rod is a fucking goat.

[04:20:27] If it wasn't for Rod, we would have got back to the club.

[04:20:30] Oh my god, I know this map.

[04:20:31] I know this map a little bit.

[04:20:32] So this map is widely regarded as like the second best map of the game,

[04:20:37] and then Oregon is like by far the best map of the game.

[04:20:40] Everybody loves Oregon and this man.

[04:20:42] Okay, let me-

[04:20:43] Who the fuck is the gnoree?

[04:20:44] Mira.

[04:20:45] Well, let's ban Mira.

[04:20:46] Now, Ron, remember, Emeralds is good.

[04:20:48] Alright, Emeralds is good.

[04:20:49] Emeralds is good.

[04:20:50] Whoa, whoa, whoa, what's going on?

[04:20:53] Alright, Ron, are you happy, Ron?

[04:20:56] Yeah, yeah.

[04:20:57] Okay, okay, okay.

[04:20:58] I think I know what to play.

[04:20:59] Fuck you.

[04:21:00] So, remember what we did, Ron?

[04:21:01] I just let you do your own thing, and we just- you started taking over.

[04:21:04] I want you to do your own thing.

[04:21:06] No, I can't say Emeralds for the first- I feel like we should do it until we

[04:21:09] lose one round maybe. I think here's what I think. On attack I want you to do your own thing. On

[04:21:18] defense I want you to anchor inside. But on attack. This is the emerald game. Come on let's beat the emerald man.

[04:21:33] Yep we gotta beat these guys then beat the diamonds.

[04:21:35] I think there's a 95% chance they went downstairs. What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna push from below. I want you to do whatever you want

[04:21:51] This dog is fucking barking. It's uh, it's canine on the spot. Don't worry about it. It's just those dogs

[04:22:00] And they're downstairs for sure

[04:22:02] I'm gonna start doing my shit with Bravo. That's top of the game. That's Bravo player, am I?

[04:22:16] Yeah, I think they went basement.

[04:22:20] They went CTV.

[04:22:21] They didn't?

[04:22:22] No.

[04:22:23] Okay, they went CCTV.

[04:22:24] Wait, wait, talk to me, talk to me.

[04:22:25] No, no, no. They went gym.

[04:22:26] They turned on basement.

[04:22:27] Alright, alright. Come upstairs.

[04:22:28] Ron, they're gonna be all the way through Earth Floor.

[04:22:31] All right

[04:22:36] I think there's a oozy or whatever

[04:22:38] What do you mean?

[04:22:39] Whatever the guy was, Tim?

[04:22:41] Who takes your own?

[04:22:42] Oh Thor?

[04:22:43] Oh Masi Masi Masi Masi

[04:22:45] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I think so

[04:22:46] Okay, good call

[04:22:47] I could be wrong, I could be wrong, I could be wrong

[04:22:49] It might be a Thor, it's not like Thor

[04:22:51] Yeah, I got a notification though

[04:22:55] Oh, I think that's...

[04:22:56] Check that chatter, knock the line on, you're mad, handsome, thank you

[04:22:58] Sorry

[04:22:59] I like action.

[04:23:03] You have located a bomb.

[04:23:05] It's a solos.

[04:23:08] Ron, can you buck that with softwall if it's soft?

[04:23:11] If it's soft.

[04:23:14] Alright, I think our best course of action is to push from a CC.

[04:23:20] Right?

[04:23:21] Yeah, I don't need to go to the real stuff.

[04:23:23] I don't know where to go. I'll come to you.

[04:23:25] Yeah.

[04:23:26] Ron, come to me, buck this wall.

[04:23:28] Alright, don't buck me though.

[04:23:30] Buck this wall, and then buck it.

[04:23:33] You are completely safe.

[04:23:35] Ron, then buck this.

[04:23:36] Buck this wall, then buck this wall.

[04:23:39] Or don't leave.

[04:23:39] Change your bags.

[04:23:40] Alright, yeah, I'm done.

[04:23:42] Alright, we're gonna...

[04:23:45] Hey, ah, there, where?

[04:23:47] I don't know if it's there.

[04:23:48] Do you want me to go forward?

[04:23:49] Hang on, don't worry.

[04:23:50] Got time, bro.

[04:23:50] Flares out.

[04:23:52] Ron, I just sky-killed.

[04:23:54] I don't know if it's there though.

[04:23:55] I got you.

[04:23:56] We went this way all right, thank you

[04:23:59] I'm gonna do the stop and deck

[04:24:03] He's moving on you

[04:24:08] Yeah

[04:24:26] Come on! There we go! There we go!

[04:24:30] You're different! You're different!

[04:24:33] I'm the Pixel Peak Final Bot!

[04:24:36] Let's go, Ron. Come on. Alright, that's one.

[04:24:39] Dude, taking a round off the Eminals this early is really good.

[04:24:42] I'm better at defense too. I'm better at defense.

[04:24:44] I know, I know. Okay. Let's ban. Let's think about our bans here.

[04:24:48] I think we should ban Ramoha on the bottom right.

[04:24:51] I think Blitz. Ramoha? You mean Raiora?

[04:24:54] I don't yeah, all right, Ron listen, okay?

[04:25:04] Let's go.

[04:25:05] CCC CCC CCC CCC CCC vote CC the objectives the objectives easy go to the objectives

[04:25:11] Nice.

[04:25:12] I love you cap can fuck that's good.

[04:25:16] That's fine.

[04:25:17] I don't want to play that just randomly put them wherever you want.

[04:25:20] Okay.

[04:25:21] Are you sure brother?

[04:25:23] I mean, no, there's good ones.

[04:25:25] I can show you the good ones.

[04:25:27] I want you to reinforce them before you do anything.

[04:25:29] All right?

[04:25:29] Yeah.

[04:25:30] Ron Veldingel, I need you to reinforce these walls

[04:25:32] that I just came.

[04:25:35] All right?

[04:25:36] We have seconds left.

[04:25:37] My shenanigans hear me.

[04:25:38] Give me the block.

[04:25:41] Five seconds left.

[04:25:42] All right, now, Ron.

[04:25:44] Put one cap can, okay.

[04:25:47] It's gonna be hard to guide you.

[04:25:50] Ron, put one cap can here on this yellow thing.

[04:25:53] I got one cap down on the yellow thing.

[04:26:00] Alright.

[04:26:01] Now run.

[04:26:02] Got one cap down on the yellow thing.

[04:26:05] Nevermind.

[04:26:06] Nevermind.

[04:26:07] I got a ball on the yellow thing.

[04:26:10] Give it to everyone.

[04:26:11] Give it to everyone.

[04:26:12] It doesn't matter.

[04:26:13] It doesn't matter.

[04:26:14] It doesn't matter.

[04:26:15] Keep an eye on those.

[04:26:16] Keep an eye on those.

[04:26:17] Keep an eye on those.

[04:26:18] You got some fabric.

[04:26:19] Okay.

[04:26:20] The other day.

[04:26:21] Thanks man.

[04:26:22] Thanks

[04:26:31] Take it on the emerald

[04:26:34] We're off one can be the toughest game yet

[04:26:39] You see that the ASU frat leader isn't even a frat leader let alone lock the row

[04:26:46] One's outside right here, too.

[04:26:51] The pewhees are in place.

[04:26:54] I need a better spot.

[04:27:02] Bro, I'm mocking it.

[04:27:04] Jesus, bro.

[04:27:05] One's right here, on the stairs.

[04:27:07] Fuck, on the first camera stairs, I don't know where it is.

[04:27:10] I'm not gonna lie to you.

[04:27:12] I'm a pretty useless bro.

[04:27:14] I don't really know what's going on.

[04:27:16] He's high.

[04:27:17] You're doing fine.

[04:27:18] I think you're the safe spot, I think.

[04:27:21] Yeah, you're safe, I suppose.

[04:27:24] You don't have to.

[04:27:25] No, I got you.

[04:27:27] Papa will protect you, okay?

[04:27:33] Everybody's locked in.

[04:27:35] Alright, well, why don't I...

[04:27:37] I'm still protecting you.

[04:27:44] I'm going to smoke off the door, they're running out of time, they're pushing over here, one

[04:28:03] of them is.

[04:28:04] I'm going to cap can on both of these doors on me, nice, but at least one of these guys

[04:28:08] is here, alright he's pushing over here, focus round okay.

[04:28:12] I've got a cap count on both these doors.

[04:28:14] Hey, Loki, can't run in on me, oh, and God,

[04:28:16] unless they destroy it.

[04:28:18] We've got to walk inside.

[04:28:19] I got native.

[04:28:21] Watching for you, watching for the door, watching the door.

[04:28:23] Hold the door, hold the door.

[04:28:24] Hold the walk in.

[04:28:31] You don't got to peek, you don't got to peek.

[04:28:32] There's one under me, though.

[04:28:34] Let me play over like one second.

[04:28:35] OK, OK, OK.

[04:28:38] Yes! Yes! Yes! I fucking love Iran!

[04:28:45] Fuck you, kid! Come on!

[04:28:46] Bro, imagine we four roast weeps the Emeralds. Oh my God!

[04:28:50] Oh my God, oh my God.

[04:28:51] I told you, bro, like the Plat game, I play horrible.

[04:28:54] Like, if I could do it, if I play bad against the Plat, and we won,

[04:28:57] we actually have the potential to beat the champs. You're dialled.

[04:29:00] Okay, ban mute. Mute is such a strong op.

[04:29:03] We should ban it for the rest of the night, because if they have mute, you can't drone.

[04:29:07] Any closer in gunfight you just get pumped in the mouth. This is good

[04:29:10] I'm thinking warehouse. What should I play here? Should I play lion here, baby? We're Brock again. I

[04:29:16] Think lion is your bad work. I think you understand him

[04:29:19] He's simple and I can play off of it really well like if you just tell me when you're mining

[04:29:23] I can walk at them because I know they're frozen

[04:29:29] Jack beat the emeralds into the diamonds lock the fucking let's go

[04:29:32] Yeah, it's just it muted too strong to not pan. He's too strong

[04:29:43] Let's go around there. Oh god, I'm gonna be run. All right beat the emeralds. Come on

[04:29:49] We got the stat is going

[04:29:51] The champ game is gonna be send them off if we get there

[04:29:54] Hey champs the last right champ is top 1% of players

[04:29:59] If your champ your top 0.8%

[04:30:02] They're gonna be locked

[04:30:06] I don't know if this connects

[04:30:10] What if I disconnect that I'm a carrot

[04:30:14] I'm a carrot

[04:30:16] Hey, hey, we'll take it

[04:30:19] He's able to rejoin that

[04:30:22] But we're on it, it's still loosable

[04:30:25] Okay, maybe slow down, I'm inside

[04:30:28] the Mickey, come on they got to run back.

[04:30:30] He'll run back for the next round.

[04:30:32] He just dc'd and happens to be on the phone.

[04:30:36] Well they're already spamming this fucking Mickey house clubhouse.

[04:30:39] Okay but to be fair we were already winning 2-0.

[04:30:41] Like let's not act like we weren't coming to win.

[04:30:47] I mean maybe we had a chance.

[04:30:49] Okay let me just shut up.

[04:30:51] Alright Rob.

[04:30:52] Yo, hit your line, hit your line, hit your line, hit your line, hit your line.

[04:30:56] I MUST be able to take side with the plan.

[04:31:00] Hit another line if you can.

[04:31:08] I can plan if you can cover me.

[04:31:10] Can you cover me?

[04:31:11] Hit another line if you can.

[04:31:14] Great line.

[04:31:17] I'm lit up.

[04:31:18] Crawl out? I'll rez you.

[04:31:19] Yeah, I'm back. I'm out.

[04:31:24] This guy's back, you let him.

[04:31:55] Don't do that.

[04:31:57] Jack, I mean to be fair, it was already done.

[04:31:59] You're not damn wrong.

[04:32:00] We died there.

[04:32:01] They would have been like, oh, yeah, they're accounts.

[04:32:02] No, they're accounts.

[04:32:03] No, they're accounts.

[04:32:04] No, they're accounts.

[04:32:05] No, they're accounts.

[04:32:06] Ron, ignore the chat, bro.

[04:32:08] We were up 2-0.

[04:32:09] Ron, lock in.

[04:32:10] It's almost diamond time.

[04:32:12] Ah!

[04:32:13] Okay, Jack, if you're diamond five, what top percent does that put you in?

[04:32:17] Does anybody know?

[04:32:18] I believe it puts you top, like, 9%, I think.

[04:32:22] All right.

[04:32:23] Ron, you're gonna go.

[04:32:24] I remember what he said he was going to hit Diamond one seed.

[04:32:26] We're going to go Jim. Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim.

[04:32:28] I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to.

[04:32:30] Alright, that's fine. Okay.

[04:32:31] Ron, do you, wait, do you know the lore of Bronnie?

[04:32:34] You know the lore of that?

[04:32:36] That's my friend, of course I do.

[04:32:37] I'm in Diamond one on rank tonight?

[04:32:40] If you know the lore.

[04:32:41] I don't know that one.

[04:32:42] What do you mean?

[04:32:43] What do you mean?

[04:32:44] Dude, that is lore.

[04:32:45] That is lore.

[04:32:46] That's a good one. That's a classic.

[04:32:47] I'm not going to lie.

[04:32:48] Chad, Bronnie did so much for R6 in 10 seconds.

[04:32:50] literally brought it did so much for the game

[04:32:54] I mean yeah, no, Ronnie is a good deal. I mean diamond one

[04:32:58] tonight

[04:32:59] What that means if you know you know

[04:33:04] Jack Ronnie did so much to see

[04:33:08] All right, make rotos if you can

[04:33:14] Ron this is a good one this is a good rotation

[04:33:17] Alright now watch out, watch out, watch out, come here, come here. This is another good one.

[04:33:28] Guess I don't know. Yeah, yeah, guess I don't know. I forgot that.

[04:33:40] Bro, I have seen you've been working out there.

[04:33:44] No, you've been like riding bikes, right?

[04:33:47] You've been jogging in like brownie bikes, right?

[04:33:49] Not riding bikes.

[04:33:50] Oh, wait Ron, uh, break this, break this.

[04:34:02] We're almost in the diamond game, lock in!

[04:34:05] What's on my castle wall right here, in the gym?

[04:34:10] Look, I'm just gonna re-

[04:34:17] I think on the bottom of the stairs. Yep. Yep. I knew it. You have to do mine. You have to do mine

[04:34:23] He's gonna pull it out

[04:34:28] You gotta come up the stairs now I have a pixel

[04:34:36] Yeah

[04:34:40] Ron to be one we might have just for a place in here

[04:34:47] Chats on the world, oh sweet, on the endless, full of the aura.

[04:34:51] BAM!

[04:34:53] One bullet!

[04:34:54] Yes!

[04:34:55] One bullet!

[04:34:56] Yes!

[04:34:57] One bullet!

[04:34:58] Look at this!

[04:34:59] I ran out of ammo, look!

[04:35:00] One bullet!

[04:35:01] I need more bullet!

[04:35:02] Easy.

[04:35:03] Easy.

[04:35:04] You're so fucking tough.

[04:35:05] I mean, oh my god!

[04:35:07] Okay.

[04:35:08] Diamonds.

[04:35:09] Chats, if you're Diamond 5, check R6 Tracker.

[04:35:14] What percent of the whole...

[04:35:15] Oh my...

[04:35:16] Cheese cheese Louise, bro. We are on a fucking roll. Can we get some double use in the chat, please?

[04:35:21] You know, it's actually fucking beautiful outside Jinx. Yeah, I don't know how nice it is in Florida

[04:35:26] Fucking shit. It's a beautiful day here. It is fucking beautiful man. Summer's coming, bro. Oh my god

[04:35:35] Chat it is a beautiful day. All right guys diamonds. Let's go

[04:35:39] Let's go

[04:35:41] Diamonds diamonds diamonds diamonds diamonds. I'm just lost. I'm lost first fucking sweet

[04:35:47] Now Rod remember if we beat these diamonds thousand gift, it rock walk lock

[04:35:53] Thousand gifted lock lock. I'm fucking ready, bro

[04:35:57] On God, I'm ready child. Who's ready for a thousand? What is the white shirt down my leg? What does that mean?

[04:36:04] Hey white shirts for your teeth

[04:36:09] But if we if we beat champions like if we beat champions

[04:36:13] I promise you I'll do a 24-hour stream playing runaway on the piano just free bro. I

[04:36:20] Think you'll probably just lose your mind and like break your fingers. I don't think you see that

[04:36:30] Y'all didn't know after this we're gonna do a rocket league tournament. What time does that start and win I think 10

[04:36:36] I think that I think that a big 10. Tell me what like two hours. There's one at eight. I mean it depends if we lose this

[04:36:44] We'll play the eight one, but if we win this we'll be able to play ranked out in nine

[04:36:49] It ranked out of nine turn a bit at ten

[04:36:53] Nice, I bet it's you. Hey, we're on organ now

[04:36:59] Right door on the side what

[04:37:01] I'm going to be on by us.

[04:37:03] All right.

[04:37:04] For the list of streamers in the R6 tournament,

[04:37:09] Kuffam, Deji, Phantom, Senna, Bose, Yugi, Bruce,

[04:37:12] Squishy, Aiden, Axe, Silky, Klicks, Ron, Rally,

[04:37:15] Zoink, Joe, Arke, Jason, and all the other

[04:37:17] streamers in the R6 tournament.

[04:37:19] And I'm going to be on by us.

[04:37:21] All right.

[04:37:22] For the list of streamers in the R6 tournament,

[04:37:25] Kuffam, Deji, Phantom, Senna, Bose, Yugi,

[04:37:28] Rally Zoink Joe Arkey Jason Lacey Ray. Yeah, you're the best player in the tournament. I'm not even told him

[04:37:36] Yeah, I'm on everything. I love Ron. It's the best player in the tournament

[04:37:41] Everyone's moved to the game. Tell my chat that yo chat. There's a rainbow six each right? We're gonna do with a bunch of streamers

[04:37:46] What day is it?

[04:37:47] March 8th. It's we have 22 streamers. I have two more that are gonna join Oh silky join to silky join today, too

[04:37:53] Yeah, he's asked two more spots

[04:37:55] Yeah, I have to I might have to nerf your team wait Ron would you know I'm not

[04:38:01] that good as you but I'm not as good like I don't know maps I only know how to

[04:38:05] like a bro issues your gun skill is so good bro Ron I might put you on a team

[04:38:12] with Bruce and tough him my bro said he's down I already asked him Bruce

[04:38:18] Bruce said he's down I think your guys team would be funny as hell Bruce

[04:38:21] I think Bruce played R6 one time with me in like 2023 with Aiden, and I don't even know if Koffam's ever played it.

[04:38:31] No time, I'm looking at the list. Unbiasedly brought us the best player to tournament. Unbiasedly.

[04:38:36] Bro, his aim is like action enough.

[04:38:41] For example, ooh, Deji could be a Deji.

[04:38:44] Oh, no, no, no, no, no, don't put me a Deji.

[04:38:46] Do not put me a Deji.

[04:38:47] No, I think Deji is one of the best players.

[04:38:49] Good. I'm good.

[04:38:51] God, I've never heard what I heard in real life.

[04:38:54] That she's singing to me, but I'll never yell.

[04:38:58] Ah.

[04:39:00] Klicks is pretty good, too.

[04:39:01] Yeah, Klicks is definitely a top layer of the tournament.

[04:39:04] I think Ron, I don't know.

[04:39:07] Klicks could be maybe better.

[04:39:09] Klicks and Ron should not be on the same team.

[04:39:11] That would be stacked.

[04:39:12] That would be fucking stacked.

[04:39:14] What's up, bro? What's up, Preston?

[04:39:16] End stream, okay.

[04:39:17] So we just where are we like

[04:39:24] Yeah, I have bro I had a guy that

[04:39:29] Tried to end stream through a command that doesn't even exist. He did exclamation mark and

[04:39:35] Spammed it for like 45 minutes until I inevitably pan them

[04:39:39] Always jing's gonna play wait. I texted jing. We won. Oh good reminder. Wait Loki. Can I can I also?

[04:39:44] Also, um, can I come to your baby shower or no?

[04:39:49] Bro, I don't have a fucking baby with Bonnie fucking blue.

[04:39:52] Oh my god, the diamonds are in.

[04:39:53] The diamonds are in!

[04:39:54] AHH!

[04:39:55] Everybody lock in!

[04:39:57] Run!

[04:39:58] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!

[04:39:59] Run!

[04:40:00] This is for a thousand gifted?

[04:40:01] Run.

[04:40:02] If we beat the diamonds, this will be the first time I've ever beaten two diamonds

[04:40:07] with another streamer.

[04:40:08] Okay?

[04:40:09] Which means you're the go.

[04:40:10] You want to do first to seven?

[04:40:12] Yeah, first to four.

[04:40:14] If we win this, 1000 gifted run, this is a new record for me.

[04:40:21] Chad, these are the diamonds, these are the diamonds.

[04:40:24] Everybody lock in.

[04:40:26] Thank you for the 62 months, bro.

[04:40:28] Five more and you have 67.

[04:40:30] Ron, let's go.

[04:40:32] I know this map is good.

[04:40:34] Ladies and gentlemen, this will be the first time you have ever been in diamond.

[04:40:40] Rod, I've never even played champs in a TV2 every rank with streamers.

[04:40:45] I've never even made it that far, Twin.

[04:40:47] Well, today's the day.

[04:40:49] It means, kid, you got something different than you, Rod.

[04:40:51] This is the Diamond game.

[04:40:53] These are, like, top 10% players.

[04:40:55] These guys are going to be sweating their nuts off.

[04:40:57] Maybe top 8%.

[04:40:59] Rod, you look just like me.

[04:41:01] Thank you.

[04:41:03] I think he said, Mio, you're laughing.

[04:41:05] You're trying to locate a bomb.

[04:41:07] backmap again they went upstairs they have a visual they're probably roaming or

[04:41:15] attack diamond game diamond game diamond game

[04:41:23] hi guys can we change the rent top right lock into it I'm so locked right now

[04:41:29] they're both upstairs is it yes well no no I got a

[04:42:06] Let me find this guy.

[04:42:08] I have to find this vigil over in trouble.

[04:42:11] Bro.

[04:42:13] I'm getting vigil scans, but I don't know where he is.

[04:42:17] He's up top main, I knew it.

[04:42:20] Vigil's top main, Rob.

[04:42:22] Top main, all of that is.

[04:42:25] He's quick thinking to scare his fuck.

[04:42:58] Run!

[04:42:59] Let's fucking go!

[04:43:01] First fucking run, fist bumps, fist bumps, fist bumps.

[04:43:03] Fist bump, fist bump.

[04:43:04] Bro, where did he get the opening pick?

[04:43:06] Run!

[04:43:08] All right, let's ban, let me think.

[04:43:11] Lion.

[04:43:12] No, doggie, doggie, he's a little crazy.

[04:43:14] Okay, that day most, too.

[04:43:16] Why is Ron good?

[04:43:17] I don't know, I'm telling you, Ron is good.

[04:43:20] All right, wanna go up, go up.

[04:43:22] Up in the stadium, these guys up.

[04:43:23] These guys, bro, the lights are bright,

[04:43:25] they're nervous, they did not ban mute.

[04:43:27] Nappin, mute against me, is like literally trying to jerk off with a boxing glove.

[04:43:32] It's not possible.

[04:43:35] What?

[04:43:36] Alright, focus.

[04:43:38] Focus it again, alright?

[04:43:42] Chat, one zero lead, one zero lead.

[04:43:44] On the diamonds, on the diamonds, on the diamonds.

[04:43:48] I would lose the goals, it was a smurf.

[04:43:50] It wasn't a goal, it was like a top Zim champion screen slapping and smurfing.

[04:43:57] I'm telling you, like, when I say somebody's got to go, they're not a go.

[04:44:02] I won't be playing this game for ten years.

[04:44:05] Also, use a big chat.

[04:44:07] If I would've known that I was smirking, we would've won, because I would've been trying my test of the ball thunder.

[04:44:12] I'm fighting with Zola.

[04:44:14] Like, against the diamonds, I'm trying my knapsaw from Thoreau Legion.

[04:44:18] Needles in position.

[04:44:19] Nice legions, kid.

[04:44:20] Thank you, bro.

[04:44:21] Thank you, bro. Thank you, bro.

[04:44:23] Thank you, bro.

[04:44:24] Yeah, I'm ready, Joe.

[04:44:25] I'm excited.

[04:44:26] Well, let me put down a camera for you.

[04:44:28] Chad, he's got some diamonds.

[04:44:30] Even though they're not currently diamonds,

[04:44:31] he's got to stay down there.

[04:44:32] I'm going to stay in the room.

[04:44:35] Is that outside, or is that?

[04:44:37] Why do you look happy?

[04:44:41] OK, so there's one outside window.

[04:44:43] I have a camera showing the whole main,

[04:44:44] if you want to stay somewhere.

[04:44:49] You heard?

[04:44:50] Yeah.

[04:44:52] You mean the big window?

[04:44:53] Look at my big camera. It shows like this guy's on me. Let me hear me

[04:44:57] This guy's on

[04:45:14] Once on the bed

[04:45:17] Rock if you

[04:45:23] I should have killed this guy. I should have had a 1v1

[04:45:28] Damn

[04:45:31] Now that's on me. I don't know if you can get an angle on me from there, okay?

[04:45:35] They were up around where I mean they have around on over time or time or time all right now

[04:45:40] I think we should ban wall denial. Let's spin bandit

[04:45:45] Okay, dad. I ran because I didn't I knew I was and the other guy was gonna pinch me

[04:45:49] So I was just trying to get out. It's looking bad

[04:45:51] No, we're good, we're good.

[04:45:53] Ooh, this is gonna be intense, all right?

[04:45:56] Lock in.

[04:45:57] How do we get a hang of that from there, Chad?

[04:46:00] No, don't stun me, bro.

[04:46:05] Come on, please.

[04:46:06] I need this, Jinxie.

[04:46:07] Lock in.

[04:46:08] Focus, focus.

[04:46:09] We're good.

[04:46:10] We're good.

[04:46:11] I promise you, Ron, we're good.

[04:46:13] All right?

[04:46:14] This is gonna be easy.

[04:46:17] I'm watching these guys.

[04:46:18] They're very beatable.

[04:46:19] beatable I don't think the way they're playing is like that optimal I just I just

[04:46:24] died to like

[04:46:26] they got lucky I swear to god I shot I would have done them

[04:46:33] five seconds before the searcher

[04:46:37] about to beat two diamonds

[04:47:10] this door down in an east wall. They have a hold of it. They have a legion. What do

[04:47:26] What is that?

[04:47:39] Hey, Ron, can you stay alive real quick?

[04:47:43] Alright.

[04:47:45] What you gonna do?

[04:47:47] Yeah, start lining.

[04:47:50] Start lining.

[04:47:51] flashes it's okay cuz I'm gonna draw it up white all right I'm gonna get us

[04:47:55] really good if he comes downstairs I'm over can you watch stairs like the

[04:48:01] other side or no yeah should I rotate the stairs or no yeah

[04:48:12] yeah I'm gonna walk it though okay now Rob there's two losing minds on the

[04:48:18] staircase right I want you to hit your lion's can and then shoot the lesions

[04:48:22] and I'm gonna walk you through I am right yeah that's maybe a minute I run it

[04:48:27] or walk it walk it keep doing what you're doing no he shot the can you

[04:48:32] might be in trouble now hit the lesion man hit her hit the lion hit the lion

[04:48:38] I'm gonna shoot the reason why

[04:48:44] I'm inside

[04:48:54] I'm planting, hold me hold me

[04:48:56] hold me hold me hold me

[04:49:08] We played that role really bro what what you just did there, bro

[04:49:12] That's called like playing across so it basically means lesion can't cross without fighting you which is like really high-level shit

[04:49:19] Well played it protect my plan a lot to protect my plan. All right

[04:49:23] We should fucking lions you couldn't move but you got the plan so you have to push yes. Yes run. I have your lock

[04:49:29] Okay, let's go. If we beat the champs. I'm actually gonna shit myself

[04:49:33] I'm gonna go kids. I'm gonna go up top go up top

[04:49:35] Look, this time I'm not gonna die on Vita.

[04:49:38] Play Bandit.

[04:49:39] Do you have Bandit?

[04:49:40] No, play Bandit.

[04:49:41] Play Bandit.

[04:49:42] Play Bandit.

[04:49:43] He's the guy with the little yellow lightning bolt.

[04:49:46] Yellow lightning bolt.

[04:49:47] I got it.

[04:49:48] Okay.

[04:49:49] Mp7 or?

[04:49:50] Mp7, Mp7.

[04:49:51] All I want you to do is just bandit these two walls under the ping and we're just

[04:49:54] gonna automatically win.

[04:49:55] Alright?

[04:49:56] See.

[04:49:57] Ron, you're impressing a lot of people in my chat.

[04:49:59] A lot of people in my chat are impressed by you, bro.

[04:50:01] Ron, I'm really trying.

[04:50:02] Come on.

[04:50:03] I can tell.

[04:50:04] I'm not playing bro. It's me. Do you want a hand cam?

[04:50:09] Give me a camera show them

[04:50:11] Run up, and at these two walls by the way

[04:50:16] You got hell of a tension in this game. I know you don't care about my god

[04:51:04] You won't

[04:51:15] Yo bucks gonna push out if we got a word about this guy

[04:51:20] Attic is the thing that you like

[04:51:22] Yeah, I like I like playing in the bedroom over here

[04:51:32] Watch out the window watch out big window

[04:51:38] Again, I should have fucking killed him. I'm a lot bro, but cheeseburger

[04:51:52] I have attic

[04:51:54] You got a roam, you want a roam lowkey?

[04:51:56] Stairs, stairs, stairs, stairs, I hear them stairs

[04:52:04] He's stairs, wait, under me?

[04:52:08] Top white, top of the white stairs

[04:52:12] How should I play this?

[04:52:14] One attic, one top white

[04:52:18] Bro, can you swing the top white guy?

[04:52:20] That what I think

[04:52:23] I'll kill the other guy he knows I'm

[04:52:27] Upstanding the C4 here. I can't go down. I'm with you. I'm with you

[04:52:33] He left you left. He's coming on me

[04:52:38] I'll die just a playback way back. Let me just let me play. I'm gonna play closer to Charlie

[04:52:42] Wait till I shoot then swing. Okay. Let's see how I'm telling you wait till I shoot then swing. All right

[04:52:47] It's all plain contact

[04:52:50] Wait till I shoot that swing, all right?

[04:52:52] Don't swing.

[04:52:53] No, no, no, no.

[04:52:54] Do not swing.

[04:52:55] If we do this right, it's virtually unusable.

[04:52:58] He has to turn into Bolo to win.

[04:53:00] Wait till I shoot that swing.

[04:53:03] Get a little bit closer, yep.

[04:53:05] Get ready, get ready.

[04:53:06] Wait till I shoot, wait till I shoot.

[04:53:08] I'm gonna throw it, so he thinks I went down.

[04:53:12] Wait till I shoot.

[04:53:15] Let's go home!

[04:53:16] Let's go!

[04:53:17] Oh my God!

[04:53:18] Let's go home!

[04:53:19] One more! One more run! One more run! One more run!

[04:53:29] So in that scenario when we play contact he has to have his back turned to one of us. You know what I mean? He can't win.

[04:53:35] The only way to sell that is to individually swing. A lot of people do that. Okay.

[04:53:40] I have a feeling they might go down, badamira. One more round run and we advance to the highest rank in the game.

[04:53:46] rank in the game that do the things I'd say fake diamonds go ahead do it go ahead

[04:53:49] do it chat chat everybody in this video is there like how about got them all

[04:53:55] everybody so I'm low-key nervous oh god I'm a little bit but nerves diamonds and

[04:54:01] diamonds build pressure let's fucking go now like dude if we beat the

[04:54:05] champions I actually know so I'll be I'll be absolutely horns walk all wrong

[04:54:11] Oh chat, I don't know what you mean this isn't me look at my hand cap. It's literally me

[04:54:17] Yeah, Rod is playing guys Rod is playing guys sometimes people just lock in y'all some night

[04:54:23] Guys you how well Ron is like listening

[04:54:26] Guys play contact at a TV one and bronze level six, but we're not losing to anybody

[04:54:41] I

[04:54:51] Definitely

[04:54:54] And then reinforce the wrong wall definitely wrong

[04:54:59] Where's it

[04:55:01] Give me your shoe

[04:55:03] I destroyed my wait ones right here. They don't have a drone. It's on the ape poster. All right

[04:55:11] I broke the main wall, they have a dog, they have a bulldog here, what is that?

[04:55:21] Yeah, punch that nine times, all the ninth punch is going to explode right, punch it

[04:55:30] nine times.

[04:55:31] I can't, this guy attic might see me.

[04:55:33] Wait, really?

[04:55:34] Hold on.

[04:55:35] No, no, you're good.

[04:55:36] Punch it, I got your attic.

[04:55:37] Punch it.

[04:55:38] I got your attic.

[04:55:39] I got your attic.

[04:55:40] Sure

[04:55:50] Yeah, you're one my you're one roaming

[04:55:52] No, I have a way. Oh, let me check. I have a cam down there. I do

[04:55:58] Yeah, but I had a cam I couldn't check yet

[04:56:02] No, I

[04:56:04] I had a cam, oh I could have checked. Ron, in that scenario just don't go at it, just hide it, just hide it, because then if...

[04:56:13] Yeah, I guess.

[04:56:14] You kind of went into it. It doesn't matter bro, we're up.

[04:56:17] I had a cam on it.

[04:56:20] Yeah, I didn't see a chat. I just heard it.

[04:56:22] Roni, like in that scenario, just chill, okay? It doesn't matter though, it's free chill.

[04:56:26] Because at the end of the day, Ron, he has to come to you.

[04:56:28] Yeah, I mean he ran out anyway. He would have shot me anyway.

[04:56:32] All right, Bob, you're doing good.

[04:56:35] You're doing good, you're doing good.

[04:56:37] All right, go down, go down, go down.

[04:56:40] What should I play here?

[04:56:41] So, this side's going to be tricky.

[04:56:44] I think you should go, let me think, chat.

[04:56:47] What do you say?

[04:56:48] Legion?

[04:56:49] Yeah, yeah, go Legion.

[04:56:50] I'll go smoke.

[04:56:51] Legion and smoke are good because we have a lot of intel.

[04:56:53] Like, I have barbed wire, you have gu mines.

[04:56:55] It's really hard for people to catch us off car,

[04:56:56] but you've got Legion as well.

[04:56:58] Please don't eat, bro.

[04:57:00] I need this thousand.

[04:57:01] just two and gum in between rounds so I can maximize like when they're all firing

[04:57:04] it's actually a real thing yes okay run one more round and I'll make up for a

[04:57:17] Um, good question. Do something freezes. You know what freezer is?

[04:57:22] I have my camera, too.

[04:57:33] Where should I play?

[04:57:35] Maybe throw.

[04:57:37] It's a little bit tight.

[04:57:47] You put a meter-mine in freezer, you know

[04:57:53] All right, you need to put a goo-mine in freezer

[04:57:59] I think it twice it's over here. It's over here. Don't expose yourself. Watch out. Watch out. I start in the corner. Yeah

[04:58:07] Right, you have another one throw one back here, too

[04:58:13] I have a camera on a right there

[04:58:17] I hear one right above me.

[04:58:21] Wait, is that an attic?

[04:58:23] Bunker, bunker, bunker.

[04:58:32] Where about back there? I got another one.

[04:58:35] I don't really know where to go, Jay.

[04:58:38] I got another guy standing there.

[04:58:41] Where's that at?

[04:58:47] Don't get shot.

[04:58:49] I'm gonna reposition Mookie right here.

[04:58:52] That fine?

[04:58:56] He's running in, running in.

[04:59:15] Watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out!

[04:59:16] watch out

[04:59:21] One up for remaining

[04:59:37] We're playing the champions

[04:59:41] All right, let me get the thousand real quick

[04:59:43] Oh my god, oh my god

[04:59:49] Run you're actually him. You're actually you're legitimately him thousand gifted run

[04:59:59] You I don't be trodden. No, I gotta see what is this kid saying to my name for dude look at this shot

[05:00:07] Hand cam and everything if you want to stop say me. Oh my god

[05:00:11] a thousand gift to do thousand gift it oh my god no I don't believe it no way

[05:00:17] thousand gift it dude no wait wait wait good game man go ahead

[05:00:32] got a game

[05:00:34] got a game

[05:00:36] chat 1,000 gifted subs dude

[05:00:40] run!

[05:00:42] run!

[05:00:44] run!

[05:00:46] run!

[05:00:50] run, you just broke a record dude

[05:00:52] jinxed

[05:00:54] run, we just broke a record

[05:00:56] we're about to break even bigger records

[05:00:58] we're about to fucking win

[05:01:00] now if we beat the champs I'll actually be speechless like how legitimately

[05:01:04] be first oh my god a thousand kids it doesn't look real I'm not even kidding

[05:01:07] it actually doesn't look real I swear to God a thousand kids it doesn't look real

[05:01:11] only shit look at this chat one more game come on dude how about you jing see

[05:01:21] bro in the chat bro keep it in this one about third oh run um brother oh my

[05:01:26] one more of course bro you're gonna thank you for carrying

[05:01:31] no you just carry that black people are no ads for a whole month but that's

[05:01:35] actually crazy to think about I'm not even kidding

[05:01:37] holy fuck that was an actual dopamine spike my cortisol levels got spiked oh

[05:01:44] my god Ron Dill Dingell we are gonna beat champions and then after we beat

[05:01:52] champions I'm not kidding we're getting a rocket league and we're

[05:01:55] winning a fucking tournament I swear to god with bro if we are actually

[05:01:59] communicating like this in rock league there's no way we don't win a gold

[05:02:02] tournament if we're if we're communicating like this because this is

[05:02:05] what passion looks like bro this is what fucking passion is it's about winning

[05:02:10] bro all right Ron I invited you to the game hi-fives gonna get the

[05:02:15] champions in here on us first everybody better seven by the thing for my god

[05:02:19] But bro, if you think about it.

[05:02:23] This is the highest rank.

[05:02:26] Yeah, so right now is the best time to look,

[05:02:28] because it's the end of the season.

[05:02:30] I hit champion yesterday, solo queue,

[05:02:34] and I was barely in champ, and I was top 0.7%.

[05:02:38] So like, the guys who are gonna be playing

[05:02:40] is at minimum top 0.8%.

[05:02:42] So these guys are gonna be better than 99%

[05:02:46] of like Xbox champs, 99%.

[05:02:49] choppy

[05:02:52] bro i have a short bladder and a small penis choppy

[05:02:56] champion game everybody fucking focus

[05:02:59] this could be the first time we've ever done this with a streamer guys

[05:03:05] japro w jimsy

[05:03:07] getting a thousand subs bro

[05:03:10] holy w bro everyone say thank you bro what a fucking goat

[05:03:14] seriously

[05:03:15] bucket thousand gift that's that's that's a lot of love

[05:03:18] It's actually so good, love.

[05:03:21] Bro, am I even kidding?

[05:03:22] I'm like nervous right now.

[05:03:24] Like, what are the odds we actually do this chat?

[05:03:29] Like, what are the odds?

[05:03:34] I don't even know.

[05:03:37] Like, I don't even know.

[05:03:41] Like, pretty low, bro.

[05:03:44] But like, oh, Jinxie's good.

[05:03:46] I'm playing decent.

[05:03:48] I'm going to go spend my penis in the bathroom.

[05:04:18] Chad, let's go.

[05:04:27] Chad, let's go.

[05:04:36] Guys, type a ready in the chat if you're ready.

[05:04:40] It is time to witness history.

[05:04:42] What in the chat if you're stroking your cock?

[05:04:45] Chew in the chat if you have a small penis.

[05:04:47] three in the chat if you confuse better question four in the chat if you like

[05:04:54] turtles ladies and gentlemen me and Ron Dale are one win away from completing

[05:05:03] 2v2 versus every rank our last opponents is gonna be champions yeah our last

[05:05:11] Massive potence is gonna be champions.

[05:05:15] This is not gonna be easy.

[05:05:16] This is not gonna be easy.

[05:05:18] It was easy, everyone would have it, bro.

[05:05:20] Let's fucking get after this, now.

[05:05:21] Let's go.

[05:05:22] Let's fucking go!

[05:05:23] Current rank champion is KD is one.

[05:05:26] His PC rank is broad.

[05:05:28] This guy's a bot.

[05:05:29] Couldn't get on fucking PC and beat me.

[05:05:32] Fuck it.

[05:05:33] Are you ready?

[05:05:34] Ron, are you ready?

[05:05:39] Fine, Ron.

[05:05:40] on GG Chat.

[05:05:42] Our last challenge is the champions.

[05:05:44] Focus, everyone focus, everybody focus.

[05:05:46] Our final match of the 2v2 versus every rank

[05:05:50] is the champions.

[05:05:51] This is gonna be the hardest game yet by far.

[05:05:54] I have a feeling it's gonna come down to the last round.

[05:05:56] All right, let's ban lion.

[05:06:01] I need everyone to focus right now.

[05:06:03] Okay, see they're already locked.

[05:06:05] They banned mute, which is kind of what I was gonna play.

[05:06:08] All right, you do your thing, Ron.

[05:06:10] What do you feel?

[05:06:11] What do you wanna do?

[05:06:12] Honestly, bro.

[05:06:18] You guys play what I tell, bro.

[05:06:20] Yeah, play what you know.

[05:06:21] I'm gonna go bandit this way,

[05:06:22] because they might go ace the walls.

[05:06:25] I'm riding a fly.

[05:06:28] Ron, it's time to beat the champs!

[05:06:31] Let's go.

[05:06:32] Hey, hey, lock the fuck in, Ron.

[05:06:34] Do not read chat until the game is over, all right?

[05:06:36] I'm not reading chat.

[05:06:37] Nobody be chatting until the game is over focus not a second. I don't care if somebody donate you eighty nine thousand dollars

[05:06:43] Wait until the game is over

[05:06:54] That is it the hardest challenge ever

[05:07:07] I'm going to try to be past you with the girls.

[05:07:10] Hey, look!

[05:07:11] No, I'm playing with them!

[05:07:12] I'm watching.

[05:07:16] I'm going to try to be past you with the girls.

[05:07:22] No one's on big window?

[05:07:31] Is anyone else locked in the chat or just me?

[05:07:34] No one big window.

[05:07:35] I have a feeling one stairs.

[05:07:37] I reinforce the rotate, I'm on top, I'm on high.

[05:07:42] I'm down to you, we're going to beat the teams.

[05:07:45] I'm going to stop around and shoot him.

[05:07:47] One smoking.

[05:07:48] Watch out, one's smoking.

[05:07:50] You mad at me?

[05:07:52] I'm nervous, maybe you guys are good.

[05:07:55] Top four has located a bomb.

[05:07:57] I

[05:08:02] For has located a bomb

[05:08:08] What's out he's out he's out he's out

[05:08:20] Have a seat for the jumps in

[05:08:22] bro, snake not snake, i have to work with ya

[05:08:24] fuck that fuck that, i messed up 1 HP

[05:08:26] if he jumps in

[05:08:30] come on, come on

[05:08:32] come on

[05:08:34] jizz, oh god, nothing on me

[05:08:36] wait, wait, wait, wait

[05:08:40] is this where you carry

[05:08:42] yes bro, i just got washed

[05:08:44] they both were running a train on me

[05:08:46] im not gonna lie

[05:08:47] cuz roddy, roddy, this is my rank dude

[05:08:49] i know how these guys are gonna play

[05:08:51] I've been a fucking train all over my face.

[05:08:54] Band me a hand again.

[05:08:56] Ladies and gentlemen, we are about to complete this challenge

[05:08:58] for the first time ever live.

[05:09:00] Let's go.

[05:09:03] Ooh, all right, Ron.

[05:09:04] Focus, focus, focus.

[05:09:06] I'm going to go.

[05:09:07] They ban Ace.

[05:09:08] I'm going to go Thermite.

[05:09:10] OK.

[05:09:11] Ron, I know what you're going to do.

[05:09:13] I don't want you to do it.

[05:09:15] Don't?

[05:09:15] What do you do?

[05:09:18] I do.

[05:09:19] But how do you see what they go?

[05:09:21] I'll let you play first.

[05:09:21] No.

[05:09:22] Do your thing.

[05:09:23] Do your thing.

[05:09:25] I actually like what you're doing.

[05:09:27] The way you understand me.

[05:09:28] I was here in the chat.

[05:09:29] Yeah, this is your moment.

[05:09:31] We're about to be two champs.

[05:09:32] Let's go.

[05:09:33] My neck is actually so hard right now.

[05:09:37] I might play.

[05:09:37] I will give you the craziest head before the win.

[05:09:43] Oh, Ron, we're going to win because I can tell.

[05:09:45] Right at the start of the round,

[05:09:46] I can tell him he's going to win.

[05:09:48] They went upstairs with a malty, do your thing, do your thing, do your thing.

[05:09:56] But go slow, alright, please, take your time, take your time.

[05:09:58] Ron, we can't afford to sell any rounds.

[05:10:00] If we're gonna beat us in a round, they have to burn it, they have to burn it.

[05:10:06] Check if the island's here is in the chat.

[05:10:09] We're about to beat two champions for the fact she's-

[05:10:11] Okay, they blocked the door.

[05:10:14] Okay.

[05:10:16] Ron, I need you to do me a favor, I need you to get to me, this is gonna be really confusing.

[05:10:22] You're gonna buck the bandits underground.

[05:10:25] Come downstairs.

[05:10:26] Ron, all I need you to do is just shoot your buck shotgun right under this wall.

[05:10:31] Come here, fast, fast, fast.

[05:10:33] Spam your shotgun right over here.

[05:10:36] If you do this, we'll win.

[05:10:38] Come here, Ron, come here.

[05:10:39] Yep, we got...

[05:10:40] Shoot six shotgun shots all across this wall.

[05:10:45] You break the bandit now shoot the bandit, okay?

[05:10:49] You're right you see the bandit

[05:10:54] They're gonna be right here wait it might be a cave y'all fuck

[05:11:01] Ron I could try to join it for you if you want

[05:11:05] Ron it's right up here shoot back run right here run right here right here right here

[05:11:15] I'm so low I don't know about that. I'm really low. I could try to do it. I think

[05:11:23] No, no try to do it now

[05:11:26] Run do it go

[05:11:28] I'm gonna walk in and kill you do it

[05:11:39] Run you could do it

[05:11:45] YES! YES!

[05:11:47] THE SHIP DIRES!

[05:11:49] Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

[05:11:51] I had such a weird peak. I had a tiny slither of a peak and I killed him.

[05:11:54] Two more, two more. I fucking love you, dude.

[05:11:56] Let's go, kid! Two more.

[05:11:58] My dad's actually such a slither of a peak.

[05:12:01] Low-key.

[05:12:03] Holy shit.

[05:12:04] Concentrate. We're gonna have to ban...

[05:12:06] I don't think we're just gonna ask.

[05:12:08] Every champ I know crushes Ash, bro.

[05:12:10] This is Iowa's year moment for sure, bro.

[05:12:12] I'm about to cry.

[05:12:13] I mean, imagine we're for a suite.

[05:12:14] Bro, go down, go laundry, go lesion.

[05:12:17] We need lesion and smoke every time to maximize intel.

[05:12:20] All right, we can't fuck around.

[05:12:21] We need intel everywhere.

[05:12:23] If we can't have a really caught off guard.

[05:12:24] Say it paid out there's.

[05:12:27] Kequa.

[05:12:32] Rod, I just want to say, bro,

[05:12:33] if it wasn't for you,

[05:12:34] we would have never made it past the plants.

[05:12:35] Like, legitimately.

[05:12:36] Bro, it's all about mentality, bro.

[05:12:38] If it wasn't for you, Roddy son,

[05:12:40] we would have never made it past the plants.

[05:12:41] and that is incredible, that is insane.

[05:12:44] This went, this went 50 times better

[05:12:46] than I thought it would be.

[05:12:47] I'm not the bomb, you protect it.

[05:12:51] Two more rounds, and we have completed the challenge

[05:12:53] for the first time ever in this panel.

[05:12:56] Chetheroo, let's bring out the blast,

[05:12:58] it was fucking similar.

[05:12:59] That was actually crazy.

[05:13:01] That was actually top 40.

[05:13:02] Okay, I'm gonna bounce you again.

[05:13:03] I really don't know where to go.

[05:13:05] Just being transparent.

[05:13:07] I'm just gonna put at least my hair.

[05:13:10] I'll put my big boy camera right here.

[05:13:13] With the pushing bunker.

[05:13:16] I'm pushing over here.

[05:13:21] I'm pushing on the other side.

[05:13:25] It's gone now.

[05:13:26] Over here, Ron.

[05:13:28] I'm pushing over here.

[05:13:30] See that?

[05:13:33] They didn't hatch it, though.

[05:13:34] They're on me.

[05:13:35] Ron, watch out. They just broke the hatch, I think. Watch out.

[05:13:37] I don't think they're pushing us anymore.

[05:13:59] like lab run over half over half over half over half are you good you're gonna

[05:14:07] get all right they're gonna be voluntary I have three smoke they can't

[05:14:47] Ron, he's on this Yelton.

[05:14:50] Inside, inside, inside.

[05:14:51] Pushing you, pushing your hull.

[05:14:52] I'm ramping him.

[05:14:53] Right on his face.

[05:14:54] They don't know where you are.

[05:14:55] Oh, great try.

[05:14:56] I'm so sorry.

[05:14:57] I

[05:15:13] Great try I'm so sorry I could have done it in my smoke 1.5 seconds

[05:15:20] That's good

[05:15:22] I didn't even know I was there though, like when he shot originally when I ran back like he shot through the wall

[05:15:28] Chancellor just smart like

[05:15:30] No, I'm just ass I should have just I don't really know the basement

[05:15:34] Not it's okay. It's okay. Chancellor is smart like they can just use like deduction like if they take freezer

[05:15:40] Take laundry so you're not in the hall. They're just gonna see your attic

[05:15:44] Or not attic. I'm sorry elbow. Okay. They're gonna be up top run

[05:15:48] Oh, it's gonna be hard to attack like lion. Yo, instead of going below we need to get the wall though Ron

[05:15:55] Can you go thatcher? What's the main?

[05:15:58] Thatcher is the guy. It's okay. You can switch. He's the top left. He's the little EMP symbol. He's not such

[05:16:04] Cuz Ron, I'm gonna be honest if we can't get the wall. We're not gonna win

[05:16:09] As I'm lost come on stay long

[05:16:13] Don't go basement. Don't go basement round us. We know it. Yeah, the thing is

[05:16:15] I don't think Ron knows any of the other ones beside the top

[05:16:19] Go back to Rob this one top left go over to you. Yeah, who's to me? We need to do this we can get the wall

[05:16:36] They are checking

[05:16:40] All part of

[05:16:42] All right. All I want you to do is relax. I'll show you in a second. He disables electronics, that's what we need.

[05:16:51] So, I have a camera on the plane. They cannot make it without one of us knowing, as long as you keep checking the cameras.

[05:16:57] But I'm going to do, because I'm going to recalibrate, all I want you to do Ron, is I'm going to shoot down an American, and then I just want you to throw it in and get this one off.

[05:17:05] First, let me drone it, okay?

[05:17:07] Oh, and it's not even...

[05:17:09] It's not even...

[05:17:11] Ron, just hold an angle on this door.

[05:17:13] That's it, hold it on the door.

[05:17:19] Spotted by a scan.

[05:17:21] Ron, you can literally do whatever you want outside.

[05:17:23] Do whatever you want, do whatever you want.

[05:17:25] I got the wall, which is all I need.

[05:17:27] You can push them near here out there.

[05:17:31] Uh, wait, site looks...

[05:17:33] We need to locate it inside.

[05:17:36] Rod, have you seen any electronics?

[05:17:38] Wait, a zombie's an attic, and we're just inside it.

[05:17:43] You must recover the diffuser.

[05:17:45] Wow. Are you dead?

[05:17:47] I'm 100% dead.

[05:17:49] Down to one friendly.

[05:17:52] Okay.

[05:17:54] This is not going to be easy.

[05:17:56] Bro, the channel is actually disgusting.

[05:17:58] Pretty far by now.

[05:18:03] If you walk through the breach, do you see that brick while you're looking at it?

[05:18:13] There's a guy that's headed left today.

[05:18:14] But if you walk through the breach, there's a gigantic hole.

[05:18:18] If you walk through the breach, there's a gigantic hole.

[05:18:19] He's on that.

[05:18:20] The other guy's in the attic.

[05:18:21] You know what attic is for?

[05:18:22] So it's pretty simple.

[05:18:23] There's one guy on the gigantic, okay.

[05:18:24] You can take space off that.

[05:18:25] Left.

[05:18:26] On the gigantic hole.

[05:18:27] One on the gigantic hole, one attic.

[05:18:28] Don't forget about the attic.

[05:18:29] On the gigantic goal. One on a gigantic goal, one attic.

[05:18:32] Don't forget about the attic, got it.

[05:18:34] Perfect angle.

[05:18:40] That throw a drone or no?

[05:18:42] I think this guy's close right at this hole.

[05:18:44] I think you walk in.

[05:18:46] I think you walk in and swing the guy attic.

[05:18:49] It's like, don't look here, I just...

[05:18:51] I'm thinking I'm gonna...

[05:18:53] You saw him, you saw him, he's back.

[05:18:58] No, no, back there.

[05:19:00] Yeah, this way, this way.

[05:19:02] Yeah.

[05:19:03] No, no, the other guy's back, back by the big window, back by the big window.

[05:19:06] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[05:19:07] Yes, he's there.

[05:19:08] Fry the city it.

[05:19:10] Maybe run in to worry about the Attica first.

[05:19:12] Run in more about the Attica.

[05:19:14] Attica, Attica, Attica.

[05:19:17] Oh my God.

[05:19:18] Now what about the other guy?

[05:19:21] Close left.

[05:19:22] Okay, that's on me. I just got refired by Tristan right

[05:19:39] Dude this

[05:19:41] Kid it's good run. He smoked. I'm sorry

[05:19:45] I'm not really back. I'm not really back to the gaming guys. I was trying to like show Ron where they are cuz Ron doesn't play the game I

[05:19:50] I don't want to watch him walk into somebody

[05:19:55] All right, we're gonna have to lock in here, okay, we should be able to go back up now

[05:19:59] I think cuz we just lost out no we can

[05:20:02] Okay, it's too chill. Let's focus

[05:20:05] It's all about mental. I swear it's about mentality. Okay. I don't really know this though as long as you don't care about that

[05:20:12] Like I just don't I just don't know my way like I don't know where to hold here like at all. I

[05:20:18] Know what you mean, okay?

[05:20:20] That's the only thing so you're gonna have to carry like the bottom what what's I know are they all sure but like I don't know my way around

[05:20:27] I'm like if you say something I have no clue where the fuck it is. I know exactly

[05:20:33] All right, let's focus

[05:20:36] Tutu I kind of just want you to sit inside and just get down as many leaves your minds as you can and stay alive as long as you can

[05:20:43] I'm gonna go around the map

[05:20:50] I

[05:20:59] Whenever I say you're

[05:21:07] We give you a big boy camera here, okay

[05:21:20] I have no clue where to hold.

[05:21:24] I lowkey, I sound so stupid, Jigsie, but what if I lurk?

[05:21:27] Is that stupid?

[05:21:29] I'm lurking so you can't, but if you want to you can, I'll take some.

[05:21:33] They found the bomb, watch out. Do you want to lurk?

[05:21:38] They know I'm here, lowkey.

[05:21:41] I just don't know where to run, so I'm not even kidding. I'm like, changing the map.

[05:21:45] Go lurk. Actually, no, I'm lurking, but don't lurk.

[05:21:48] We're gonna be bad because they're pushing here

[05:22:02] Let's catch buster chill don't be don't be

[05:22:05] Whatever you do don't peek

[05:22:10] For this fuckers in

[05:22:12] he's in he's far he's far he's far

[05:22:19] I'll kill him in a sec don't you worry

[05:22:22] oh my god one more chat one more one more

[05:22:38] Wait pause the game I'm not even kidding yo these guys dead ass want me to hit you know

[05:22:43] I'm gonna put a hand cap I'm sorry like I'm gonna actually put a hand cap

[05:22:45] What you like ban smoke?

[05:22:48] You think I'm that fucking?

[05:22:53] Bro they can't go down smoke is good down

[05:22:57] One more round Ron and we beat champs now listen

[05:23:00] I said going into this I have a feeling it's gonna go to the last round

[05:23:03] So Ron if we lose don't panic okay

[05:23:06] I have a feeling it's gonna go to the last round. It doesn't matter because we're gonna get defense to last round and defensive advantage.

[05:23:11] Let's go.

[05:23:15] These noobs in my chat think it's not me, but I'm actually over this.

[05:23:18] Chat, I'm going with Overliable.

[05:23:20] Guys, I'm gonna play like this. I'm gonna play like this. I'm gonna ask him to play like this.

[05:23:27] Chat, I'm gonna go with my favorite operator ever on attack.

[05:23:32] Of course it don't work. Bro, oh my...

[05:23:34] You know, fine, look. I'm gonna use a wide lens. Ready, look.

[05:23:40] Ten seconds to insertion. Ron, just concentrate, baby.

[05:23:43] Yeah, ignore them. How much wider do you think you can get now?

[05:23:45] Insertion in five seconds.

[05:23:50] Ron, let it be, Norbert. We're on one round away from through the shadows.

[05:23:54] I've never completed a challenge with a streamer in my life, Ron.

[05:24:04] You guys use the only map that I know, right?

[05:24:13] Roadrun, don't reach out, okay?

[05:24:15] We're one round away from here.

[05:24:19] I'm gonna push back steps.

[05:24:21] Ron, I want you to buck this wall and then buck this hatch.

[05:24:24] See that wall I pinged?

[05:24:25] Once you buck the wall, you're gonna see a hatch.

[05:24:29] Just chill.

[05:24:31] Reloading.

[05:24:32] loading. Bomb has been dropped ready. Exactly what I thought it would. And these are the

[05:24:40] most beautiful smoke in the sky. I'm gonna trust it. Obviously in the chat. One minute.

[05:24:50] Let me hear that. Right there. Where are you guys? Can I jump down hatch? I think I

[05:25:01] I think I can jump down hatch, hold on.

[05:25:03] Alright, go for it.

[05:25:05] They're on me, they're up, they're... go, go, go!

[05:25:07] Go! Go! They're working on me! Go!

[05:25:09] I'm gonna go with you.

[05:25:12] I'm going with you, right behind you.

[05:25:19] I don't know what's going on.

[05:25:21] Wait, there's one right here?

[05:25:23] We're both falling.

[05:25:26] Wait, can you pin him again?

[05:25:31] oh my god i had him

[05:27:01] I'm not even kidding that was I know you're your heart was racing. I know I was racing

[05:27:07] Did you see me turn on that guy that was gross that guy got lost on?

[05:27:12] No, like the guy that I turned on oh

[05:27:15] Bro, you just fucking played

[05:27:19] Oh my god, I'm not how you carry the fuck out of champ

[05:27:24] Bro, bro, if the thing is run you did your part to and bro

[05:27:28] We would have never made it to even emerald if you don't save my ass in the black game

[05:27:33] Yeah, I mean that was cinema

[05:27:37] We actually did it we to be to every right that is that is fucking insane. I've never did that

[05:27:43] But I was actually did it you actually are so clutch

[05:27:46] Thank you, bro. Bro that the hole he was laying on you could like it's like a old like fucking throne all trick

[05:27:53] Yeah, I know he's mad. I know he's mad. I know he's mad.

[05:27:58] Alright Ron, Rocket League! Hey Rocket League!

[05:28:01] No we wouldn't have started it! No we wouldn't have started it!

[05:28:04] Chad, that was fucking insane of me. I'm actually one of us.

[05:28:09] Oh my god.

[05:28:11] Ron, I'm giving you all the gold stars, grab it.

[05:28:14] You're the greatest student I've ever had, grab it.

[05:28:17] Ron is so protective of the information, Chad.

[05:28:20] Let's go!

[05:28:22] Alright, now we should...

[05:28:24] I gotta turn off the light!

[05:28:26] We got a 2v2 tournament at 10.

[05:28:28] Yeah! Let me turn off the light too!

[05:28:30] Chad, just everyone smile, everyone smile.

[05:28:32] Everybody smile. It's okay.

[05:28:34] We're turning off the light.

[05:28:40] I mean, let's... let's... let's get some cam going.

[05:28:42] Let's get some fucking cam going.

[05:28:44] Ron, if we win a tournament, this would be a fucking cinema stream.

[05:28:46] I'm not gonna comment.

[05:28:48] Stream okay, we got an hour to warm up

[05:28:54] We got an hour to warm up

[05:29:00] Me type one type one. Oh my god

[05:29:04] Hey, we're the two months

[05:29:07] There we go. We're back. No delay. Let's go. I can finally see you guys

[05:29:11] Let's go. Yo shout out to Jinxie and Jinxie's chat, bro. Yo, that was actual cinema

[05:29:17] dead ass that was actually going to try not to the fucking chat bro that was

[05:29:26] going to that was going to die

[05:29:34] that was actually nuts bro I'm not gonna lie

[05:29:40] I just felt so good playing fucking rainbow I felt like a dick going in my

[05:29:45] ass just fucking nutty felt so crazy bro

[05:29:55] it's not gay bro everyone knows how to talk about it

[05:29:59] we fucking did it

[05:30:01] yo mods changed my title to warming up for 2v2 tournament for rocket league

[05:30:07] with jingxi and then change the game thank you cheers that is insane I'm

[05:30:11] blow it away bro I'm not even kidding like I feel like I feel like that I

[05:30:18] felt like a drug I mean I'm not I love you bro I'm gonna bite you okay I'm

[05:30:25] gonna bite you

[05:30:31] not that child not about child now we got some rocket league it's time for a

[05:30:36] Fucking game day boys. It's time to fucking win

[05:30:40] It's time to fucking win

[05:30:44] Wow

[05:30:44] All right, Ron our we have an hour and 37 minutes to warm the fuck up and then we're gonna win a tournament

[05:30:51] All right, I want one and two listen remember. I'm not that good at this game, but I'm gonna learn

[05:30:56] I'm also not that good this game

[05:30:59] Bro, but I'm telling you

[05:31:01] Right and the last two tournaments I played I got second and fourth in 2v2's and I had dog shit

[05:31:09] You know, it's like I think if we're both locked. I think we got it

[05:31:14] Locked oh my god, bro. This is my first rocket game of the day. Let's go first game of the day

[05:31:19] It's gonna be bad. It's gonna we're gonna be bad or normal. I go I go

[05:31:25] She got me I'm gonna come to that

[05:31:27] I got it.

[05:31:29] Yep.

[05:31:31] Nice run.

[05:31:33] I go, I go.

[05:31:35] I got it.

[05:31:37] I go, I go.

[05:31:39] I go, I go.

[05:31:41] You go, you go.

[05:31:43] Nice run.

[05:31:45] Good center.

[05:31:47] I'm on my last call.

[05:31:49] Let's go!

[05:31:51] Good center, Ron!

[05:31:53] Good center!

[05:31:55] We're not came down. We're not came down. We're not came down

[05:32:02] That's what I like to see we like to see Ron

[05:32:08] All right, I go I go go go go I got it. I got it

[05:32:13] I'm pumping them

[05:32:17] I go I go I go don't panic I go over the middle. I might have a goal here

[05:32:21] I'm going to nap you go you go you go nice run

[05:32:30] I got copy I got copy now I'm out of dress I'm out of dress

[05:32:43] No, I just missed!

[05:32:45] I go, I go, don't worry, I go.

[05:32:47] I play. You you.

[05:32:49] Nope.

[05:32:51] And he's coming.

[05:32:53] Okay, happens.

[05:32:55] Pass it to middle.

[05:32:57] I go, I go.

[05:32:59] Nice, good luck. I got it.

[05:33:01] I go, I get it. I go, I go.

[05:33:05] No, sorry, sorry, sorry.

[05:33:07] Oh no, oh no, oh no.

[05:33:09] Get it out, get it out.

[05:33:11] We gotta keep good vibes, good vibes, good vibes, good vibes, good vibes, good vibes.

[05:33:14] Only positivity, I go.

[05:33:19] You go, nice run, good flick.

[05:33:22] Cool, what's up dude?

[05:33:23] There it is.

[05:33:24] Okay, okay, you're good to go.

[05:33:28] Up.

[05:33:29] Good flick run.

[05:33:30] Up.

[05:33:32] It's learning Chad, it's learning.

[05:33:34] I chill, I chill.

[05:33:35] Now I go, I go, I go.

[05:33:36] You behind me?

[05:33:37] Flex it.

[05:33:38] I'm gonna demo the scenic. I'm gonna demo demo

[05:33:55] I miss wrong

[05:34:01] Now but I miss I miss look I miss right here. That's me

[05:34:08] at this next hour and a half is all about

[05:34:15] he's at it nice dad

[05:34:19] you miss I know he had to go back

[05:34:22] I go back I go back I go back

[05:34:25] nice good 50 good 50

[05:34:27] I go I think you yeah you

[05:34:30] oh my god is that my job

[05:34:33] okay I'm gonna take the backers

[05:34:35] I'm blue sir

[05:34:38] Yeah, I go I miss you gotta save us Ron say

[05:34:53] I kind of mess up

[05:34:56] How to take it really quick now. I'm gonna you run me

[05:35:35] move for you. It's gonna be weird for them.

[05:35:42] Hold up. I think that's game. I got it. I got it.

[05:35:48] You go to go. I'm gonna go. I go. I go.

[05:35:54] I go. I go. I go. I go. I go. I go. I go.

[05:36:00] you you you you

[05:36:02] yes yes yes

[05:36:07] good job Ronnie

[05:36:09] yes

[05:36:10] ok imma dead imma dead imma dead

[05:36:12] that might have just won us the game

[05:36:14] that might have just won us the game

[05:36:16] i go to the mid boost

[05:36:20] did it miss?

[05:36:22] i go

[05:36:23] i miss please don't save me

[05:36:26] i'll go back for next

[05:36:28] I

[05:36:58] Wait, we didn't get it yet?

[05:37:01] You, you, you, you, you!

[05:37:04] I go back, you go up.

[05:37:05] I'm back, I'm back, I'm back.

[05:37:07] I'm back, I'm back, I'm back.

[05:37:08] Oh no.

[05:37:09] Five.

[05:37:10] Oh no, wait, I have one more chance.

[05:37:11] Oh no, I want them.

[05:37:12] Nice.

[05:37:13] Let it die, what is that?

[05:37:14] YOOH!

[05:37:15] YEEEES!

[05:37:16] YOOH!

[05:37:17] There we go!

[05:37:18] YOOH!

[05:37:19] There we go!

[05:37:20] YOOH!

[05:37:21] YOOH!

[05:37:22] YOOH!

[05:37:23] Ron, let's go.

[05:37:24] Wait, they haven't-

[05:37:25] Not bad.

[05:37:26] They haven't seen Rekha's us.

[05:37:27] us. What? I need some music. I need that music. I need that music. I need some music.

[05:37:32] I'm gonna get back here. Hold on Chad. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Chad here we go. Here we go Chad. Here we go.

[05:37:41] Here we go bitches. 15 months. Let's do this bro. Rod if we win a tournament tonight I will

[05:37:47] literally suck your penis as long as your girlfriend is okay. I will suck your reiner

[05:37:52] As long as your girlfriend, it's okay.

[05:37:54] Bro, get back for the Blue Fackens!

[05:37:58] Oh no, you go!

[05:37:59] I go, I'm at him, at him, at him!

[05:38:01] I go, I go, I go, I go, I go!

[05:38:05] Okay, he's gonna get karma, karma.

[05:38:07] It's gonna be karma.

[05:38:15] You go, I go, I go.

[05:38:17] Easy.

[05:38:18] I miss, because I miss.

[05:38:19] You go, I go, I go.

[05:38:20] I take back, I take back.

[05:38:21] I take mid boost and boost

[05:38:23] I have boost I have boost

[05:38:25] I go I go I go I go

[05:38:27] Hold on sorry

[05:38:29] I'm out of map

[05:38:31] I go

[05:38:33] And I go for the mid boost

[05:38:35] I have the boost

[05:38:37] I go back for the back boost

[05:38:39] I go for the mid boost

[05:38:41] You go

[05:38:43] Oh no

[05:38:45] I got it

[05:38:51] okay you go you go you go you go nice running

[05:39:16] bro that was a dunk oh my god I didn't know I did that

[05:39:21] That was a dog. Yeah, I don't know. Smash them for the boys. Don't watch out. I did it for you. I did for you

[05:39:28] So this is what cam looks like I did you oh my god

[05:39:33] I go I go

[05:39:37] This is what

[05:39:40] Fuck we're maxed out. We're maxed out right now

[05:39:46] And the bush I'm like

[05:39:49] You dead you dead you dead. Oh my god, I'm all caffeinated and I'm running the don't mean high begin the challenge

[05:39:59] Playing that playing that

[05:40:06] I got boost I've got both sweating I can test you say that I got it. I got it

[05:40:18] Yeah I do not. Oh my god. See bro, there I should be flippin. There I should be flippin.

[05:40:25] Oh my god, oh my god, I go, I go, I go. You dead, you dead, you dead. Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead.

[05:40:32] Okay, it's on me. I go to back loose. No, I get boost. I boost. You got that.

[05:40:38] I put it. He missed, missed, missed, missed. He missed, missed.

[05:40:44] Nice, on purpose, are you?

[05:40:51] Nice.

[05:40:52] He missed, he missed.

[05:40:54] He missed, he missed, he missed.

[05:40:56] Calm down, calm down, calm down, calm down.

[05:41:00] You go, you go.

[05:41:01] I go, I go.

[05:41:02] Epic save.

[05:41:03] You down, down.

[05:41:04] No, that was a good shot by him.

[05:41:06] I had two epic saves there.

[05:41:08] That was a good shot by him, bro.

[05:41:09] Give him two.

[05:41:10] Give him two, give him two, bro.

[05:41:11] Give him two, bro.

[05:41:12] I

[05:41:42] Oh

[05:41:46] We're bound we're bound I go back happens happens you got

[05:41:54] I go I go I go I go I go I go

[05:41:58] Have a time by life in the air

[05:42:02] They're in trouble with their not off the spot off the spot. I go I go I go I go you go

[05:42:08] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

[05:42:12] I

[05:42:17] Go it's not

[05:42:22] You go you go

[05:42:25] I go I go you go

[05:42:27] Okay, okay, I'm not sure

[05:42:30] Okay, you you it's okay you go I go I go I go

[05:42:38] You go you go chat. I'm gonna be home. We're trying

[05:42:41] There's pitch we're trying to win

[05:42:44] You miss you miss you miss

[05:42:47] Bro, you know these guys are good at runs these guys are good at getting the rebound goals. They're really good at the rebound

[05:42:58] Wow, I was almost there to run I did for you I did for you

[05:43:02] I go I think

[05:43:13] I wall it

[05:43:19] I go I'm back on it

[05:43:22] Now there's someone in the net

[05:43:26] I dribble again I dunk

[05:43:28] I come back I get the mid boost

[05:43:31] I come back to you.

[05:43:32] No, I gotta stop jumping, man.

[05:43:34] He's chuking me.

[05:43:35] Good hit.

[05:43:36] I still boost.

[05:43:38] You finish that?

[05:43:39] I go.

[05:43:40] I go.

[05:43:41] I go.

[05:43:42] I go.

[05:43:43] I go.

[05:43:44] I go.

[05:43:45] I go.

[05:43:46] I go.

[05:43:47] I go.

[05:43:48] I go.

[05:43:49] I go.

[05:43:50] I go.

[05:43:51] I go.

[05:43:52] I go.

[05:43:53] I go.

[05:43:54] I go.

[05:43:55] I go.

[05:43:56] I go.

[05:43:57] I go.

[05:43:58] I go.

[05:43:59] I go.

[05:44:00] Come back, come back.

[05:44:03] I go, I go, I go.

[05:44:05] Nice, oh my god, oh my god.

[05:44:07] Really nice, bro, really nice.

[05:44:08] Really nice.

[05:44:09] Get me over the middle, over the middle, over the middle.

[05:44:12] Yeah!

[05:44:13] Oh my god!

[05:44:14] God!

[05:44:15] I love you!

[05:44:16] I love you the run!

[05:44:17] Yes!

[05:44:19] You're actually so clutched.

[05:44:20] Okay.

[05:44:21] I go, I go, I go.

[05:44:22] 29 seconds of defense.

[05:44:24] Let's be over the top.

[05:44:25] I go.

[05:44:26] Just get out, just get out.

[05:44:30] You want to play back after I have for now?

[05:44:35] I can come back in an instant.

[05:44:38] Keep getting it out.

[05:44:39] I'm gonna keep hitting it to them.

[05:44:44] You stay in the net at the last round of the game.

[05:44:46] I don't.

[05:44:47] I don't.

[05:44:48] I don't.

[05:44:49] I don't.

[05:44:50] I don't.

[05:44:51] I don't.

[05:44:52] I don't.

[05:44:53] I don't.

[05:44:54] I don't.

[05:44:55] I don't.

[05:44:56] I don't.

[05:44:57] I don't.

[05:44:58] I don't.

[05:44:59] We're two and oh and rock and I mean holy cam

[05:45:02] Where are you left your left your lap? Yeah, I don't focus

[05:45:07] Okay, I'm almost oh my god

[05:45:20] We have us what is this guys, what is ambrose?

[05:45:24] 8 hours stream lag, changes card stream cost, wide hit the output, $31,000, is this a view

[05:45:39] bottom?

[05:45:40] Hi guys, are you dead or not?

[05:45:44] Nobody can chat, nobody's view bottom now.

[05:45:48] I think I'm two wins away from the last two rounds.

[05:45:57] Can I trust you to just fucking beat me bro?

[05:45:59] I'm literally lost right now.

[05:46:01] I'm literally two wins away from the last two rounds.

[05:46:03] You're a stellar that's got a fake ease in this fuck channel.

[05:46:10] Chad could you imagine if we complete the challenge and then one hour later win

[05:46:13] a tournament.

[05:46:14] Holy fucking horror.

[05:46:15] We're the sky to top the fan.

[05:46:16] He's a fan bro.

[05:46:17] dead you dead you dead you dead you dead

[05:46:21] come on you see what's brewing this is right

[05:46:23] i go i go

[05:46:26] i think i think go you go you go you go that's all stop stop

[05:46:30] i go i go i go i go i take your boots i'm going i'm going

[05:46:36] you go you go i mess up others i go i go yep get to the left side of the map

[05:46:40] he go he go

[05:46:43] Oh my god.

[05:46:44] Taking bush, taking bush.

[05:46:47] Wow!

[05:46:48] Oh my god.

[05:46:49] Braum, I'm telling you we're running a tournament tonight.

[05:46:52] Fucking words!

[05:46:53] I go, I go, I go, I go.

[05:46:56] Nice, good.

[05:46:57] That worked, that worked.

[05:46:59] Demo?

[05:47:00] Nice.

[05:47:01] Oh fuck.

[05:47:02] I go, I go.

[05:47:03] Oh my assholes.

[05:47:04] Wow.

[05:47:05] I got knocked down.

[05:47:06] I got knocked down.

[05:47:07] Do not hit it towards our net, whatever you do.

[05:47:09] Oh my god.

[05:47:10] towards our net whatever you do

[05:47:14] wait that's a good shot that was the best I could have done that's real good

[05:47:18] I was awkward it was awkward see because look I went forward and then back that

[05:47:24] was on me I guess I'm gonna run I did it run I did it I did it I'm like we're

[05:47:30] Yeah, I'm like, we're dead.

[05:47:33] You got to go.

[05:47:33] Yep, there it is.

[05:47:36] Hold him in the middle.

[05:47:37] Touch.

[05:47:38] He hit it.

[05:47:38] I have no boost.

[05:47:39] No boost.

[05:47:40] That's a shot, dog.

[05:47:41] I have no boost.

[05:47:42] I got him.

[05:47:43] I got him.

[05:47:43] Come on, come on here.

[05:47:44] Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot.

[05:47:45] Bang!

[05:47:46] Yeah!

[05:47:48] Yeah!

[05:47:50] See him over right now!

[05:47:51] No!

[05:47:52] Hey, hey, hey, hey!

[05:47:53] Bang, bang, bang, bang!

[05:47:58] Come on.

[05:47:59] I go, I go. I did it. I did it.

[05:48:02] You did it, you did it, you did it.

[05:48:05] Okay, okay. I come back for the back boost.

[05:48:09] He's air dribbling in the flat one.

[05:48:12] I suspect.

[05:48:13] All right.

[05:48:14] I go.

[05:48:16] Chad, did y'all see that?

[05:48:19] Air dribbling in flat one.

[05:48:20] I go, I go.

[05:48:21] Add a little bit of a malfunction to my car.

[05:48:23] So, he's an idiot which means he killed this server, so I think he's stream sniping and

[05:48:50] Mods do me a favor and refund the prediction

[05:48:53] Thank you. Just refund.

[05:48:55] Mods, I'm going.

[05:48:56] I would literally punch this guy in the face.

[05:48:59] A little better than him.

[05:49:00] Yeah, just yeah.

[05:49:01] We didn't, oh no, they both didn't go.

[05:49:04] I lost boost, I lost boost.

[05:49:06] Yeah chat, normal flat, yep.

[05:49:09] Normal flat.

[05:49:11] I've never even seen a flat do that.

[05:49:14] Wait.

[05:49:15] Huh?

[05:49:16] They weren't.

[05:49:17] He's using-

[05:49:18] He said my bad junko, which means he's listening to what I'm saying which means he's in the stream which means he's huge

[05:49:34] Sniped and he's EU and EU player would have played at a server and I'm sure he's having and yeah

[05:49:39] He's murping and she's having and doing directional arrows to place the shots

[05:49:42] I mean, I'm just taking the dumps, guys.

[05:49:45] Yo bro, 1v1 me and R6.

[05:49:47] I buy my boolean.

[05:49:52] He's own gold.

[05:49:53] I locked in, right? I used my manipulation there.

[05:49:55] Got him.

[05:49:57] Bro, it's just so boring when people do this.

[05:50:00] Okay, 1v1 me and R6.

[05:50:02] Yo bro, honestly bro, there'd be no point.

[05:50:04] He was not with a single win.

[05:50:06] Yo, I'm carrying, bro.

[05:50:07] I have a hatch right here.

[05:50:10] Bro, I think they're just giving us gold.

[05:50:11] There's no way you tried I tried

[05:50:17] Junko leave me alone

[05:50:18] Yo, brother, you went out of your way to Q snap and stream snap on a smurf account like you literally go fuck yourself

[05:50:23] Yeah guys just forfeit

[05:50:31] You went out of your way to stream snap and Q snap on a smurf.

[05:50:33] How about they literally go fuck yourself?

[05:50:35] Shove a fucking controller up your a

[05:50:38] I literally despise you and I have nothing to do with you

[05:50:42] There's all the attention you want

[05:50:45] I got it

[05:50:55] Hold on now

[05:51:05] I demoed the uh, let's see, I go, I go, such kind words from the Valk's Merm.

[05:51:18] I'm docking on the city yet?

[05:51:21] Okay.

[05:51:22] I can like it.

[05:51:23] Okay.

[05:51:24] I can like it.

[05:51:25] Over here.

[05:51:26] Oh my god, it's over.

[05:51:27] Please, oh my god.

[05:51:28] Oh my god, it's over.

[05:51:33] Oh my god.

[05:51:36] Run, run, run, run, run, get him, get him.

[05:51:41] Locks.

[05:51:42] Like, drooling right now, flying in and out.

[05:51:46] Run, you go, you go, you go.

[05:51:49] I got him.

[05:51:56] I see him.

[05:52:01] Next one's probably going to win real estate play.

[05:52:07] Get out of here.

[05:52:13] I'm going to his head.

[05:52:18] Wait, you should have talked to him.

[05:52:23] You see?

[05:52:24] Are you not locked?

[05:52:25] Hello?

[05:52:26] Yes, I'm locked, but I had to just go.

[05:52:27] Sorry, sorry.

[05:52:28] I'm going to stop this.

[05:52:29] I'm going to hit this guy so much.

[05:52:30] He literally just...

[05:52:31] He literally went off the sky out of his head.

[05:52:32] I can't stand when people do this like the most fucking annoying fucking stupid fucking

[05:53:18] You go over to me peace all peace all. Oh, we got it. Oh, of course, you may get

[05:53:28] some of that. Of course, the one time he misses makes a person. There you go.

[05:53:35] Right back. Wait. Pizza is armed. The pizza is aggressive. I go. I go. Wait, how much

[05:53:45] you go you go

[05:53:51] get a badge over there

[05:53:55] oh no oh no oh no

[05:53:58] over there watch out

[05:54:01] nice

[05:54:08] watch out

[05:54:10] fuck i wish i could aerial

[05:54:15] I go.

[05:54:16] Gonna take a weird bath, baby.

[05:54:22] Weird baths.

[05:54:23] I go, I go, I go.

[05:54:24] I miss.

[05:54:25] I pick my victim.

[05:54:26] You go.

[05:54:27] Oh no, no, no.

[05:54:28] I take them, too.

[05:54:29] I take them, too.

[05:54:30] Oh no.

[05:54:31] Me, ho.

[05:54:32] I go, I go, I go.

[05:54:35] God shit.

[05:54:36] He's not.

[05:54:37] I'm not.

[05:54:38] You go.

[05:54:39] I go.

[05:54:40] I go.

[05:54:41] I go.

[05:54:42] I go.

[05:54:43] I go.

[05:54:44] dog shit he's not smirking

[05:54:46] yo bro um

[05:54:47] do you have like a 15 IQ?

[05:54:51] he's like typing in the chat

[05:54:53] wait they're saying we're doing cardio right now

[05:54:55] he's sitting in net intentionally not scoring

[05:54:58] like this guy can score whenever you want

[05:54:59] you realize that right?

[05:55:00] we can

[05:55:01] he's not better than me

[05:55:04] like this guy can score whatever you need

[05:55:06] he's air dribbling and doing directional air rolls and shit

[05:55:08] like if you actually this guy's not smirking

[05:55:10] you are so fucking stupid it's insane

[05:55:14] If you legitimately think this guy is sitting in that extended the game as long as he gets

[05:55:26] the attention that he has to give to his mom, his mom goes to the club every single night

[05:55:29] getting absolutely fucking pounded in his ass.

[05:55:32] Yo!

[05:55:33] Seriously?

[05:55:34] Bro, he's stream sniping out of Smerfron.

[05:55:35] What do you want me to say?

[05:55:36] Like, I really despise this guy.

[05:55:37] He has mom gives good heads.

[05:55:38] I don't know.

[05:55:39] Just give her some nice words.

[05:55:40] It's good head. We're nice. Give her some nice words

[05:55:45] Like he's just doing this for attention

[05:55:47] He's gonna stretch the game on as long as possible again jump too far yo bro literally fuck you and fuck your mom

[05:55:56] Your mom raised you now your stream sniping I'm smirking on a fucking ten-year-old video game your mom raised you

[05:56:05] Yeah, fuck you legitimately fuck you

[05:56:10] He's just gonna keep sitting here to get the attention that he doesn't get from his mom.

[05:56:16] I don't know what he can say, he's coming the other way.

[05:56:19] Yo, buddy.

[05:56:20] You wanna come fucking type shit on the game?

[05:56:23] Come meet me in real life.

[05:56:24] I'm not about that game or shit, bro.

[05:56:25] Three seven one two bravo to your city, bruh.

[05:56:28] Yeah.

[05:56:29] Don't give a fuck if you'll be at the match, bro.

[05:56:35] Come stab me and challenge you.

[05:56:37] Yeah, yeah.

[05:56:39] You're gonna see me in the longest game ever,

[05:56:42] he's gonna keep sitting here.

[05:56:43] This guy's such a fucking loser.

[05:56:49] End of the game for fuck sakes.

[05:56:50] Yeah, guys, there's like a literal, like, champ

[05:56:52] on a smurf account to sit him in that.

[05:56:55] Give me a sub and I'll stop.

[05:56:57] Uh, you know what?

[05:56:58] Get a life.

[05:56:59] Get a fucking life.

[05:57:01] Get a fucking life. How about that, bro?

[05:57:02] Get a fucking life.

[05:57:04] Get in the space, Ron.

[05:57:06] I don't need you to fucking get a sub,

[05:57:07] but I'm gonna be the best guy I've ever been.

[05:57:09] I'm literally going to beat him. I'll bump him bro. He can hear me. I'll bump him.

[05:57:12] Bro just try to demo.

[05:57:21] Chill out. Uh, yo bro, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a job, get a life, get a life.

[05:57:25] Get a tree, something, it's murping on a 10 year old video.

[05:57:28] Get a life, get a job, get a girlfriend, get some pussy, get some ass, get some money.

[05:57:31] I'm literally just 5G. I fucking hate you.

[05:57:34] With like every bow to my body, I'm going to do everything in my power to get your account back.

[05:57:39] Oh my god, I despise you. I actually despise you. I hate you so much. Please go to the

[05:57:53] match. Alright, let me go clean this coffee off my floor cause there's literally like

[05:57:57] a pound of coffee on my floor and a broken coffee mug.

[05:58:11] Hey bruh, I'm having fun at least. Maybe some W's in my chat.

[05:58:14] I'm lowkey having a blast.

[05:58:17] This quarter's always too high, bro.

[05:58:24] I gotta lower my light chest a little brighter, eh?

[05:58:26] It was

[05:58:29] Yo, it's fucking beautiful outside

[05:58:40] So stupid

[05:58:43] It was my entire fucking five

[05:58:47] All little bit the same fucking bullshit fucking

[05:59:20] Do

[05:59:25] Hey, what a 30 months to cheat can I be honest with you?

[05:59:40] I mean now I still coffee all over my floor my fucking fucking floor is probably fucking ruined

[05:59:45] I

[05:59:52] Want a baby rage in this child. Oh my god, please play me in Siege

[05:59:56] I'll literally bend you over cable and fuck you in the ass. We're patently please God play me in Siege talking to me

[06:00:02] Maybe in Siege dog shit ass fucking game. You're champ in this game

[06:00:06] You're champ in this game. You're smurfing and you're not even in the top fucking 1% of your game. Oh my god. You are literally ass

[06:00:13] Are you gonna fuck my ass? I'm confused.

[06:00:18] I'm ready.

[06:00:22] Chad, what's the best color combination to go to, bruh?

[06:00:26] Thank you for the 10 months, gosh.

[06:00:30] What do I think here?

[06:00:32] Is this worth it or is this kinda eh? Is this good or bad, Chad?

[06:00:43] Oh

[06:00:50] Why that fake copy is far

[06:00:52] I feel like this game needs to add more cool skins like especially while it's like popping

[06:01:17] pop them

[06:01:26] Ah

[06:01:28] Well, yeah

[06:01:31] Brother this bro. Are you missed it? Oh my fucking God, bro

[06:01:40] Yo, Rod, I'm back. I'm back. Hold up one sec. Yo, bro that guy joined the lobby God, bro

[06:01:45] if you smurf in video games dude like it like if you smurf in video games like

[06:01:50] your mom literally should have swallowed you if you smurf in video games

[06:01:56] like I genuinely fucking just fine I hate you so I can only imagine how our

[06:02:00] next games are going you're right I'm back it's up bro

[06:02:06] I'm back. I'm back. How's it going?

[06:02:13] Seem a little bit, uh, tensiler. Are you good?

[06:02:16] Nah, it's just, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's every day, every day, every minute,

[06:02:25] every hour. Someone's stream snagging, someone's

[06:02:28] Smurfing

[06:02:31] Bro, it could be worse you dead ass could be borrowed

[06:02:34] I

[06:02:57] Rest in peace to the coffee mug. Yeah, that was like my favorite coffee mug

[06:03:04] I'm about to put a controller in my ass.

[06:03:10] No, you're already complaining.

[06:03:11] I mean, hey.

[06:03:12] I'm gonna lose all of my momentum.

[06:03:13] I hate you.

[06:03:14] I'm not even kidding.

[06:03:15] Take off your headset.

[06:03:16] Smack your right face.

[06:03:17] Smack the left side of your face.

[06:03:18] Call yourself a fucking bad boy and lock back in.

[06:03:21] Please.

[06:03:22] Rob, there's thieves flipping on the kickoff.

[06:03:23] I don't want to hear it.

[06:03:24] I don't want to hear it.

[06:03:25] I don't want to hear it.

[06:03:26] All right, they're not smirking, I guess.

[06:03:27] I'll bet it.

[06:03:28] I don't want to hear it.

[06:03:29] I don't want to hear it.

[06:03:30] I don't want to hear it.

[06:03:31] I don't want to hear it.

[06:03:32] I guess I'll bet it.

[06:03:34] Good bet.

[06:03:40] Nice.

[06:03:41] Let's go.

[06:03:42] Let's get you out.

[06:03:45] Okay.

[06:03:46] Okay.

[06:03:47] Good.

[06:03:50] You're right.

[06:03:54] Let me just have a message because we're just starting.

[06:03:58] Remember, they're good, but they're not great.

[06:04:02] Oh my god, I chose no no no that's all that's all I got

[06:04:15] I got it. Oh, you go.

[06:04:18] And maybe they're not supposed to be that strong.

[06:04:20] Maybe these people are going to do it.

[06:04:22] I got a shot.

[06:04:24] Come on.

[06:04:25] You got it.

[06:04:28] I'm back on D.

[06:04:31] Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[06:04:32] What is that? What is that?

[06:04:37] I go, I go.

[06:04:39] Chipped him.

[06:04:43] I missed.

[06:04:44] Yes, yes, yes!

[06:04:46] Why are you... Oh my god, that was heel!

[06:04:50] No, no...

[06:04:54] Oh, I got it.

[06:04:58] Yes!

[06:04:59] It's wrong, he's got dawn for me.

[06:05:01] I told you to come on.

[06:05:04] I'm getting better if you do things by the tape.

[06:05:06] Bro, I go, I go, I go, I go.

[06:05:08] Me, me, me, me, me, I go.

[06:05:10] You go, you go, you go.

[06:05:12] Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck

[06:05:18] No, no, but be

[06:05:21] It's okay. Nope. I got it. I think you go jump jump

[06:05:29] Jack tell me we are not willing to get further than yes or no. It's all about your mental bro. I go I go I go be home

[06:05:39] Apple fuck my ass holds my cream

[06:05:42] I literally figure a speech to my mom used to say. Oh fuck you want to dance without what we're doing?

[06:05:48] Yeah, I know but like you look at the velocity the ball came in

[06:05:52] What do I mean do about the truck?

[06:05:56] I mean not go under it. I know I don't

[06:06:00] This guy's serious. That is that is that is

[06:06:12] I actually have like out of my mouth right now way. I'm like

[06:06:25] What?

[06:06:35] Yes!

[06:06:37] What?

[06:06:43] Yeah.

[06:06:47] So, hey, let's not do the steam learning shit.

[06:06:49] I'll actually use it.

[06:06:51] Let's not do the steam learning shit.

[06:06:55] You want me to tell us in the once

[06:07:01] If you want me to tell us in the once

[06:07:10] Bro stop, then I'll actually leave I'll actually I'll leave

[06:07:17] Yo this guy

[06:07:25] I'm gonna lay down if I don't.

[06:07:26] No, you humped me, but it's okay.

[06:07:28] You still squirt.

[06:07:29] Yes.

[06:07:30] Let's go, bitches!

[06:07:31] Yes, bitch!

[06:07:32] Jack, what did you do with the service?

[06:07:35] You mis-sermit?

[06:07:36] No, Chet.

[06:07:37] We missed the pentathlon.

[06:07:38] Those tournaments fucking suck.

[06:07:39] I'm not making that shit.

[06:07:40] Fuck that.

[06:07:41] You should tell him to get rid of it.

[06:07:42] Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[06:07:43] Nice, good to go.

[06:07:44] I think I'm losing the game.

[06:07:45] I think I'm losing the game.

[06:07:46] I'm losing the game.

[06:07:47] I'm losing the game.

[06:07:48] I'm losing the game.

[06:07:49] I'm losing the game.

[06:07:50] I'm losing the game.

[06:07:51] I'm losing the game.

[06:07:52] I'm losing the game.

[06:07:53] I take my boots, I take back boots, I demo, I miss demo, second middle, I'm back, that's

[06:08:04] what's gonna happen to me, oh my god, I'm actually dead, I'm trying to do a crazy save.

[06:08:13] And that's why you're so fucking good and I want to suck you all from that ass, I

[06:08:19] want to suck on your head, I don't even want to suck on your penis, it's your

[06:08:21] sweaty head I go I go I go oh my asshole you go hit it up oh that was

[06:08:44] I mean what the actual fuck is that I'm gonna I get done with the fuck is this I

[06:08:51] Get dunked on by Kayley. Good job Kayley dead. I'm dead. I'm dead

[06:08:58] Oh my god more than dead.

[06:09:00] Got it?

[06:09:01] Open that.

[06:09:02] Ah I can't get that far.

[06:09:04] I have that.

[06:09:06] Oh no he went over my head.

[06:09:08] Ron realistically wrote an X-Fold the other way and I'm not gonna lie.

[06:09:11] I go, I go, I go.

[06:09:13] Okay.

[06:09:14] You might have a shot here.

[06:09:16] Oh no.

[06:09:18] Ron like I gotta know.

[06:09:20] I gotta know like.

[06:09:22] He said that's me.

[06:09:24] Yeah then you went for it.

[06:09:26] I know, but I thought like you were gonna go for it.

[06:09:28] But that doesn't make any sense.

[06:09:30] But then you went, uh, so then I went for the ball.

[06:09:32] All right, I go. It's your game, bro. Come on. I'll get it.

[06:09:35] Dead it, dead it.

[06:09:36] Dead it, dead it, dead it.

[06:09:39] Dad, please. Thank you.

[06:09:40] Oh, no.

[06:09:42] No.

[06:09:48] He missed him. Open it. Open it.

[06:09:50] Open it. I got it, I got it.

[06:09:52] No! You tried stealing and you sold us!

[06:09:55] Ross, your shot was gonna miss anyways, it's sociopath.

[06:09:59] I go, I go.

[06:10:00] Jeff, this guy's on the web.

[06:10:06] You're actually to go.

[06:10:08] Nine shots.

[06:10:09] All right, you're actually to go.

[06:10:13] Y'all suck.

[06:10:15] Rod, you dead again?

[06:10:17] I go.

[06:10:18] I dead.

[06:10:21] Next ball wins.

[06:10:23] Let's get it out or not?

[06:10:25] I chipped him.

[06:10:27] Oh no, I don't think.

[06:10:29] Get ahead of him.

[06:10:31] Wait, nip chance.

[06:10:33] Flick it.

[06:10:35] Run, get back, get back, back, back, back, back.

[06:10:37] Oh my god, get back.

[06:10:39] Get fucking back.

[06:10:41] That's that, that's that.

[06:10:43] Nice run! Okay, I did it!

[06:10:45] No, I did it! I did it!

[06:10:47] You did it! You did it!

[06:10:49] That's kind of the tip off for us.

[06:10:51] I want to take the back loose I took the back loose. I buffed one and demoed the other.

[06:11:02] I'm in that, I'm in that.

[06:11:06] I'm over the run.

[06:11:14] Bro, kill the back camp now.

[06:11:17] Of course I am, bro, I'm him.

[06:11:21] You gotta get back if I'm up.

[06:11:23] Daddy!

[06:11:25] No! Finish the finishing!

[06:11:27] Run! Run! Yes! Yes!

[06:11:29] Yes! Yes!

[06:11:31] This is not going to end!

[06:11:33] This is not going to end!

[06:11:35] Run! Let's fucking go!

[06:11:39] Oh my God! Yes! Run!

[06:11:41] Yes!

[06:11:43] Yes, buddy!

[06:11:45] I go, I go. Alright, ready up, ready up. Run, we've only lost a smirk, that's it.

[06:12:14] Run we've only lost this merge holy aura Jeff holy aura. What's wrong? What's what food should I get?

[06:12:25] What food what food? DnB DnB. Oh, no, my DnB. What is my DnB?

[06:12:30] What is DnB DnB my dick and balls, so fuck up lock it

[06:12:35] Let's go. How did I even fall for that?

[06:12:38] I got that I got that

[06:12:40] nice arena like this

[06:12:45] it's like the best reason in the game

[06:12:50] I win a demo

[06:12:55] demo again

[06:12:58] I miss twice with Jemos bro

[06:13:03] I'm off with all the characters

[06:13:37] 11 March, hey buddy, 11 March, well, let's appreciate it over here.

[06:13:44] Easy content, appreciate you, bro.

[06:13:47] Locked right now, though.

[06:13:48] I got it.

[06:13:49] Nice, bro.

[06:13:50] You're going to do the pop-up as invited to pop-a-pop.

[06:13:53] Oh no, oh no, oh no.

[06:13:56] We over-committed all of us, and they suck.

[06:14:01] You go.

[06:14:02] Okay.

[06:14:03] I go, I go, don't worry.

[06:14:04] Okay.

[06:14:05] I worry, I worry, you go.

[06:14:07] Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck.

[06:14:11] Chad, if you type W, it'll assist your band.

[06:14:14] W's after band.

[06:14:15] I'm not, I'm just trying to get up on kind of his.

[06:14:17] Oh my, oh no, oh no.

[06:14:23] We can really settle this in a once.

[06:14:25] You know what, let's do a one after this.

[06:14:27] Do a 1v1.

[06:14:27] If you're not bad at everything,

[06:14:28] I want you to actually retire.

[06:14:30] You're too old.

[06:14:31] No, I think you do a 1v1 just so we know who to play.

[06:14:35] when we need to start a fight, if we need to start a fight, okay.

[06:14:48] Nah, because I'm getting blamed, I'm getting blamed.

[06:14:51] I was just blaming you, you're just mad, but I'm mad because of that.

[06:14:54] Over the middle?

[06:14:55] Nice one.

[06:14:56] Okay.

[06:14:57] Actually, over the middle.

[06:15:00] Nah, we're just determined I'm going to be tight.

[06:15:05] tight tight I don't I don't I don't

[06:15:10] maybe I don't now I don't

[06:15:15] good that might be the net that's not to my back

[06:15:19] pinch

[06:15:25] are you already try I'm so tight

[06:15:28] I

[06:15:35] Let's give you a little run run be there

[06:15:40] Farah

[06:15:54] Right, well, that's how hard that is to me to say

[06:15:58] So wait Jack, if Ron flicks it back it's not his fault, but if I don't take a one-on-one

[06:16:04] break away with no boost it's my fault.

[06:16:06] Oh no, you got it.

[06:16:08] I'm got it.

[06:16:10] Go to motion, go to motion, go to motion, go to motion.

[06:16:14] Here's what I'm gonna say.

[06:16:15] What do we do?

[06:16:16] One one we one after this.

[06:16:17] Whoever wins gets to blame Zara probably.

[06:16:18] I got it.

[06:16:19] I got it.

[06:16:20] I got it.

[06:16:21] I got it.

[06:16:22] I got it.

[06:16:23] I got it.

[06:16:24] I got it.

[06:16:25] Yeah.

[06:16:36] Epic save, why not?

[06:16:44] Oh, uh.

[06:16:48] Got that?

[06:16:48] Oh, no.

[06:16:50] Why, why, why do you always, you got that?

[06:16:52] Can you be on defense for what?

[06:16:54] I mean you're just ball chasing so you're always there

[06:16:56] You don't even you just learn

[06:17:02] We're on buddy we're on buddy we're on buddy

[06:17:04] We're on buddy we're on

[06:17:05] I go you buddy

[06:17:24] I'm about to start running a prediction.

[06:17:28] Me or Ron is going to win.

[06:17:30] I'm about to start running a prediction right now.

[06:17:35] Exit.

[06:17:36] Yep.

[06:17:37] Put the courses to me.

[06:17:38] I got it.

[06:17:39] Don't hit it.

[06:17:40] Yeah.

[06:17:41] Yeah, but I don't know if we're not going to chase this guy.

[06:17:52] I demo

[06:17:56] You run you hit the ball I am in another horrible scenario

[06:18:02] About an accident my fucking mind

[06:18:06] I go there we go that go once again hearing everything

[06:18:09] Yeah

[06:18:17] All you're doing is just sitting in the net not doing anything

[06:18:22] I don't think you get the ball, I'm not sure.

[06:18:30] You're in the net, it doesn't matter.

[06:18:33] Yeah, after you miss the dead.

[06:18:35] Are you crazy?

[06:18:36] No.

[06:18:37] But like Kingsman.

[06:18:38] You kidding?

[06:18:39] All right, all right.

[06:18:40] Run!

[06:18:41] Run!

[06:18:42] Oh no.

[06:18:43] Tell us your story.

[06:18:44] You didn't tell me to go for it.

[06:18:45] Yo!

[06:18:46] You didn't tell me to go for it.

[06:18:47] You didn't tell me to go for it.

[06:18:48] You didn't tell me to go for it.

[06:18:49] You didn't tell me to go for it.

[06:18:50] You didn't tell me to go for it.

[06:18:52] You didn't tell me to run away.

[06:18:54] If you missed the ball, you should just assume that I'm going to go for it.

[06:18:57] But you didn't say I go. We always said that.

[06:18:59] Yeah, this is insane.

[06:19:01] Get out of my score. Oh god. Get out of my score.

[06:19:07] Fuck her.

[06:19:08] You have a chance. You have a chance.

[06:19:11] Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.

[06:19:13] Come on. Come on.

[06:19:45] Whoever wins is the new coach.

[06:19:46] That's it.

[06:19:48] I got it, I got it.

[06:19:51] That's it.

[06:19:52] Whoever wins is the new coach.

[06:19:53] Wait, right?

[06:19:54] This is fair.

[06:19:54] You changed my color, my car.

[06:19:55] Right, I don't know the right car.

[06:19:58] Whatever.

[06:19:59] Jack, whoever wins is the new coach.

[06:20:30] What are you doing? Signed!

[06:20:40] Can you have a look at the red color?

[06:20:42] good shot not good enough box shot they're gonna sit in the net once again

[06:21:02] Fight! This is soccer game, dude!

[06:21:09] Wait, wait, wait!

[06:21:16] I just changed my...

[06:21:22] What are you doing?

[06:21:27] What are you doing?

[06:21:29] Somebody give me the mathematical likelihood of that happening.

[06:21:31] Easy boys, easy boys.

[06:21:33] Oh you know how to-

[06:21:34] People better start than me.

[06:21:35] I don't know how to like-

[06:21:51] Hahahaha!

[06:21:54] What are you actually doing?

[06:21:56] Like I'm dead serious.

[06:21:57] serious like what are you actually doing like all right come on let's play

[06:22:05] for a minute they've been on that

[06:22:17] those don't count everyone knows that I get some new seats those are real

[06:22:21] scuffle goals that's just goals that are like you know five get their

[06:22:25] What is your rank?

[06:22:27] What is your rank?

[06:22:29] What is your rank in one?

[06:22:31] Uh, Vlogs.

[06:22:33] Ah!

[06:22:35] What are you being like, for real?

[06:22:37] Like that ass?

[06:22:39] Yeah.

[06:22:41] You're gonna hit him in the run.

[06:22:43] Yup.

[06:22:55] She's already been trying.

[06:23:02] She's already been trying.

[06:23:09] Ah, stop, stop.

[06:23:15] Please.

[06:23:16] Ron, stop.

[06:23:17] Ron, it's more embarrassing if I lose.

[06:23:22] Stop.

[06:23:23] Stop

[06:23:42] Bro just don't have depth

[06:23:48] I don't have depth I don't know

[06:24:23] Why are you actually just taking boots like what does that do so if I have it you don't

[06:24:32] have it you're not like good I think I just lost I'm not even getting

[06:24:41] I never in a million years thought this would happen.

[06:24:48] I thought I was going to win by like five.

[06:25:21] I could come back this would be set up.

[06:25:46] check it out

[06:25:56] check it out

[06:26:06] I feel like everything went wrong guys.

[06:26:32] Nooo!

[06:26:56] Rob, please rematch, please.

[06:26:58] Please, please.

[06:27:00] We just like Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus

[06:27:07] Bye-bye

[06:27:08] I'll let you have it. I'll let you have it. Oh my god. Oh, come on. I have I have like a deal for you

[06:27:17] I'll just see if I can get the blocks come on. No, wait, you'll let me go

[06:27:21] No, you can just I'll just stand in that I'll sit in that

[06:27:24] I don't even know like you're not even like you're dead ass like what are you doing bro?

[06:27:37] if you play again, if you beat me, I give you five hundred times, okay, all right, deal

[06:27:53] I

[06:27:56] Don't relax you are why are you not like

[06:28:01] Okay

[06:28:14] You're going for boost too much

[06:28:23] He gets every bounce out of him.

[06:28:33] Every bounce.

[06:28:34] I'm just gonna ask to stop going for fucking boots.

[06:28:46] Jeff this guy gets every bounce.

[06:28:47] I swear to God he does.

[06:28:48] Watch.

[06:29:19] Good shot.

[06:29:20] I'll see you in credit.

[06:29:21] Good shot.

[06:29:22] I'll do a shot.

[06:29:24] I'll do a shot.

[06:29:27] Get him.

[06:29:27] I'll lose some of my space again.

[06:29:29] One-one.

[06:29:30] One-one.

[06:29:31] One-one.

[06:29:32] One-one.

[06:29:32] What?

[06:29:33] One-one.

[06:29:34] One-one.

[06:29:35] God, I'm just gonna get you.

[06:29:37] Yo, he's got to stick out.

[06:29:39] Chad, he's got to stick out.

[06:30:11] I mean, nothing will go in every balance is the worst case scenario

[06:30:23] Of course, the skill rams into my car

[06:30:41] fuck

[06:30:43] Nihon

[06:31:07] fuck

[06:31:09] I shot, I shot.

[06:31:21] Don't get nervous.

[06:31:25] Wait, what? Wait, wait, so wait, wait, so, so now you have,

[06:31:29] so when you put money on the line, all of a sudden you become like a proud.

[06:31:33] Hold on now. What? Wait, what?

[06:31:36] From telling me brother, last game was fluke, telling me.

[06:31:41] Like I should never be losing that.

[06:31:45] Wait.

[06:31:48] Wait chat, so all of a sudden.

[06:31:49] See, now I'm getting bounced in.

[06:31:50] So all of a sudden, I'm so all of a sudden.

[06:31:55] Roddy, Roddy, this is what happens when I get a bounce.

[06:31:57] See, I got a bounce.

[06:32:00] Worms are very luck-based, no matter how much people don't want to spend them on.

[06:32:03] Man, so musty's in his room, LOL.

[06:32:06] I don't know how Jack must be in his room

[06:32:08] well

[06:32:10] Happable

[06:32:11] Stoppable force first moveable object. That was pretty good

[06:32:17] I go like that

[06:32:28] Now you know what this means we have to do a chain three decided

[06:32:36] I mean you're absolutely like incredible out of there.

[06:32:41] You're like always on balance, you always win the battle.

[06:32:45] You're never out of position.

[06:32:47] I mean sweet mother of the turtle.

[06:32:50] Who is this guy?

[06:32:51] I got time.

[06:32:52] I just got to go to the ball.

[06:32:53] It's so simple.

[06:32:54] I should be running.

[06:32:55] I got a fight.

[06:32:57] I just gotta go to the fall.

[06:33:02] It's so simple.

[06:33:03] I'm super running.

[06:33:04] Like, come on.

[06:33:06] But I'm scared of running into him because he wins the bounce every time.

[06:33:11] I don't know how.

[06:33:12] I have one like one bounce.

[06:33:13] Yup, there's another bounce.

[06:33:45] I mean, do you see this?

[06:33:51] This human being gets every bounce. I mean, oh my god on your side. Thank you

[06:34:04] Wait for the save now. You don't care anymore. Yeah. Yeah, yeah

[06:34:08] That's breaking rule one. That's what you get. On everything I love. That's what you get for breaking rule one.

[06:34:18] Don't break rule one. Don't break it. Stop breaking it. Stop breaking it.

[06:34:24] I can't tell if you like the best thing ever or if you just get every dollar. I can't tell.

[06:34:30] I can't tell if I've lost the greatest player ever or if I've lost every kippy kippy for

[06:34:54] last one minutes. There's another portable bounce, and you fuck me in the ass.

[06:35:08] No! See, like, I let it go over time last time for you, and you didn't do it for me? That's cringe.

[06:35:13] You shouldn't have let it go over time. You're already by five.

[06:35:47] Oh you don't think it's serious? Right, very play Rocket League. Please.

[06:35:52] Game Boy.

[06:36:01] Just so happens that he's playing like, what he do-do.

[06:36:11] Okay, I mean I did absolutely nothing for you. Like that's what I'm trying to talk about.

[06:36:15] like useless ass shit

[06:36:19] or he's there make a broker a one once again

[06:36:24] broker a one once again see now line three here we go

[06:36:32] that's a cool emoji

[06:36:35] balance wait so I should actually I start breaking it or not brother is no

[06:36:42] rule one pregnant

[06:36:45] Now I'm gonna win by like 13.

[06:36:58] Now I'm gonna win by 13, trust me.

[06:37:04] I go, I go.

[06:37:07] Turn it in 30 minutes, y'all.

[06:37:10] Turn it in 30 minutes.

[06:37:13] 30 minute 30 minute

[06:37:15] again

[06:37:17] You know what robot is yeah you

[06:37:20] run rule one

[06:37:22] Yo, every time the card touches you think it's rule one. I don't know what to do with them more

[06:37:34] Why am I like the bucket?

[06:37:43] I'm gonna come up from the front doors.

[06:37:57] Oh, click, again.

[06:38:00] What was that?

[06:38:01] Bridge.

[06:38:02] See, Jack, this is what I'm saying.

[06:38:04] It's annoying, it's like, I know I'm capable of playing well.

[06:38:07] It doesn't matter.

[06:38:09] I know I'm capable of doing it.

[06:38:11] Mickey everyone knows it's the Mickey's man it up

[06:38:21] oh I mean this guy's not bad like this guy it's not bad

[06:38:29] Are you dumb from that it's not who one psycho

[06:38:44] Here's a little bumper, here's a little bumper.

[06:38:57] Jeff runs a little bumper

[06:39:20] Yeah, what are the odds of in this tournament what are y'all things here?

[06:39:27] that would be 7

[06:39:34] I never won

[06:39:37] I never won

[06:39:40] I would be 7

[06:39:45] just because it says what percent doesn't mean you have to say 29

[06:39:48] fucking

[06:40:06] No, I don't know what to do with my like thing goes upside down like

[06:40:18] not winning tonight no we're gonna be in we're gonna make up the fuck up we're

[06:40:23] gonna win

[06:40:32] no I fucking missed the job but you know what I do I thought is I just top

[06:40:36] a like really slow like I did it and don't tap again yes this most

[06:40:44] Mechanically challenge player I've ever seen thanks man. Happy Thursday. See you to the fucker

[06:40:55] I don't know why I'm going for a demo there. I actually like I hand out bowls like the cookies. What do I do?

[06:41:02] Christ, I mean, is there anything wrong with me?

[06:41:08] This should be

[06:41:10] No fucking way, rev up those fires, because I'm sure hungry for some more!

[06:41:26] Oh my god.

[06:41:28] I missed another demo?

[06:41:32] I mean, am I dead ass?

[06:41:39] Genly this map. Genly.

[06:41:45] High five.

[06:41:47] Your game, bro. Your game.

[06:41:57] French. Remember when I let you go for it?

[06:41:59] Notice the difference shots? You notice the difference or no?

[06:42:03] You notice the difference or no?

[06:42:05] Like, how one person lets go, like, it's high.

[06:42:08] you see it

[06:42:15] All right, dude, it looks like whatever bro, whatever and that's bro you play more than me and you're better

[06:42:20] Who would have thought fuck you?

[06:42:24] Yo

[06:42:27] Round deal we got 26 minutes till the tournament. What is the scheme of they're typing on my chat? Please stop

[06:42:32] I'm going to go tinkle everyone knows that it's not how you assert your dominance guy get a fact where did my color go

[06:43:02] I

[06:43:11] Stop with this fucking emo that is the 10th time he took a piss in the last hour is he fucking like smoking dick

[06:43:27] So when you guys gonna stop with this email, I'm a little confused

[06:43:30] How do you redeem how do you redeem

[06:43:41] Wait

[06:43:47] How do you redeem

[06:43:49] I

[06:43:56] Stop for me for one second

[06:44:19] Ron Dao Dingle.

[06:44:20] Yes?

[06:44:22] Are you ready?

[06:44:23] Ron, I'm fucking horny.

[06:44:24] That's what I am.

[06:44:25] I need fucking sex right now.

[06:44:28] Jesus Christ, what happened in the 35 seconds

[06:44:31] I was calling?

[06:44:32] My penis went up.

[06:44:36] You got hard room to stuff rocket in menu?

[06:44:39] I love it.

[06:44:42] I mean that's the sign of high testosterone, right?

[06:44:44] Random boners, random erections.

[06:44:46] Robert you can see yourself low to your high T.

[06:44:49] Uumm, she's going to the gym so probably high.

[06:44:55] This guy's hilarious dude.

[06:44:59] Ron your T. doesn't depend on if you go to the gym or not.

[06:45:03] Uh, someone tell him, chat, someone tell him.

[06:45:04] It, it does.

[06:45:05] Your T. is fucking idiot.

[06:45:06] You're putting the font in with it.

[06:45:08] Are you dumb?

[06:45:10] What are you saying, come here you over to go.

[06:45:15] Wait it does wait for Jack, but no bill Jack isn't majority of it just natural

[06:45:25] I mean yeah, but like you get a lot if you go to the gym, right?

[06:45:30] Yeah, but like it's not like it matters in the scheme of things. Oh, it's definitely not it definitely does

[06:45:36] Bro some kids in like seventh grade have full blood here

[06:45:39] If the gym is Q and all, it's all about your spawn point.

[06:45:43] That's what I'm saying.

[06:45:44] That's what I'm saying.

[06:45:45] That's what I'm saying.

[06:45:46] If I want a high test right now, without gym, I'm higher than what I am.

[06:45:54] You know, I understand.

[06:45:55] But what I'm saying is like, there was kids in my middle school with full-blown

[06:46:00] I don't care what kids in your middle school are doing now.

[06:46:03] I just beat you in a 1v1.

[06:46:05] That's the whole matter.

[06:46:07] Chat listen, I was jibbed in middle school with full-blown beard and seventh grade now.

[06:46:13] I understand the gym helps and everything, but majority of your testosterone is massive.

[06:46:18] I mean, chat, come on.

[06:46:21] Bro, I don't have any estrogen, buddy.

[06:46:24] Definitely.

[06:46:25] Definitely.

[06:46:26] I've probably got them out.

[06:46:27] It's okay.

[06:46:28] Like, no one's gonna judge you.

[06:46:31] I mean, I might judge you, actually.

[06:46:34] I'll test in the chat, bro.

[06:46:37] You're wrong.

[06:46:38] Are you ever on defense?

[06:46:39] Like, I'm a legitimate defense.

[06:46:41] Bro, when you let me start a minute in, like, 10 minutes, I need you to actually defend.

[06:46:46] You've got to call when you want.

[06:46:47] You say, I'm in net.

[06:46:48] Look at that.

[06:46:49] And then I go, I'm in net.

[06:46:50] That's what we do, bro.

[06:46:51] That's what you just called me.

[06:46:54] Everything's my fault.

[06:46:55] No, bro.

[06:46:56] Everything's my fault.

[06:46:57] Jack, Max or no, it's all about pull-ups.

[06:46:58] In the beginning, Rubbers in the back stays in net.

[06:47:03] I

[06:47:07] Watch ready you say that for a second

[06:47:10] That is that is that is that

[06:47:12] see

[06:47:14] All right now we both go up

[06:47:16] Have a shot you stand that you stand up see there y'all stand up

[06:47:20] Tell me tell me what you want to do. See you don't have to tell me I go I go I go I go I go

[06:47:28] He's doing like this

[06:47:33] Yeah, he's moving around very steadily.

[06:47:35] I'm in that hit.

[06:47:36] I'm in that.

[06:47:37] Oh, wow.

[06:47:38] I'm in that, I'm in that.

[06:47:39] Alright, I'm gonna follow up with you now.

[06:47:40] We're gonna double up.

[06:47:41] Are you going in that?

[06:47:42] You're going in that.

[06:47:43] I'm going in that.

[06:47:44] We don't need to be both in that like that.

[06:47:45] I'm going in that for you.

[06:47:46] Now we're going in that.

[06:47:47] See?

[06:47:50] Y'all go in that.

[06:47:51] Let's fight for it.

[06:47:54] I go.

[06:47:57] I have no boost.

[06:47:58] No boost.

[06:47:59] No boost.

[06:48:00] I'm going back.

[06:48:01] I go.

[06:48:03] Take a hit here.

[06:48:05] I demo.

[06:48:07] Get something out of my penis.

[06:48:15] Almost turned him into a time robber.

[06:48:17] 20 minutes.

[06:48:19] He's gonna bounce.

[06:48:21] I got it.

[06:48:27] There it is.

[06:48:29] purple it's cuz they're in a club

[06:48:34] it's only just cuz they're in a club

[06:48:36] you in that? you in that?

[06:48:38] yeah

[06:48:39] they're gonna, in that house, eh?

[06:48:41] oh my god, he just pinched himself

[06:48:43] nice

[06:48:45] here we go, middle

[06:48:49] wow, you're actually fucking proud!

[06:48:54] bro, we're gonna win this tournament!

[06:48:56] that was nice, that's a nice shot

[06:48:59] put an undershirt on no one wants to see your pale ass body

[06:49:04] I'll play back, I'll play back

[06:49:08] good, I'm coming out

[06:49:10] I'll play back a little bit

[06:49:12] yep, that's you, that's you

[06:49:14] nice

[06:49:16] oh no, oh no, oh no

[06:49:22] hit em

[06:49:24] Good. It taps.

[06:49:29] That's me, that's me.

[06:49:32] Dang. Oh, fuck.

[06:49:34] I gotta get back.

[06:49:35] Yup. That was a good shot, my man.

[06:49:39] Good.

[06:49:42] You hit it?

[06:49:45] I go. I go.

[06:49:47] He's off.

[06:49:50] Out. Got it.

[06:49:51] What say what fucking save run come on daddy, please

[06:50:10] I have a shot

[06:50:21] Oh

[06:50:31] Next goal gonna win

[06:50:51] Get the ball on, get the ball please.

[06:50:55] Yes, yes.

[06:51:01] I'll get back.

[06:51:02] Okay, okay, okay, I'll stay back, I'll stay back.

[06:51:11] There it is, see?

[06:51:13] I'll play back, I'll play back.

[06:51:15] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

[06:51:16] I got him.

[06:51:17] Good, good, good, good, good.

[06:51:19] come up, come up, it's off, it's off, it's off, it's off, I need you to hit that

[06:51:31] come in there, come in there, let him have it, it doesn't matter, I got it, I got it, nice

[06:51:39] it's going up, it's going up, keep going, keep going, yeah, yeah, over, over, over, over,

[06:51:44] Don't you dare don't you dare run are you from the CIA what pot was that I was asking

[06:52:02] You gave it to them, dude. Oh my god

[06:52:05] I mean brahs be honest here

[06:52:07] Red two shots. I had a couple shots. No, no, no. Say it.

[06:52:13] Say it, man. Everyone makes mistakes. I'll take accountability, but...

[06:52:17] No, get it in. Say it. Say it. Get it. Tell me how you really feel. Tell me how you really feel.

[06:52:23] I feel like if she was there, Chad, that wouldn't have happened.

[06:52:27] Look, I'm just gonna say this. Get all the rage baiting out for the last game here,

[06:52:33] We're about to play turn get all the rage better out now run what food should I order and can you not say dnb?

[06:52:40] Dick involves what food what food what food what food what food mda. That's a great spot. Are you in Florida?

[06:52:48] What is mda dirty asshole, let's play around come on let's play bro. Yeah, you know what I'm just gonna get I'm just gonna get

[06:53:03] I

[06:53:06] You're actually so fucking talented

[06:53:08] It's one of the best stadiums in the game by the way I go

[06:53:11] That's in the net though. Oh, no that that that that that

[06:53:15] nice

[06:53:17] You like that man, right? Hell no, I've never been real I think the great person. I saw like

[06:53:23] How do you not like that

[06:53:26] That's all

[06:53:29] I don't like my streams

[06:53:31] Have you ever heard different class?

[06:53:33] I think he has a good beat selection

[06:53:40] You know what yeah, I'm getting 20 nuggets and Wendy's call me back. I don't care. I like a little on me back

[06:53:47] Yeah, bro, I know Osama said but I think that is that a great person back madam so many times very nice person daddy daddy daddy daddy

[06:53:57] And that's how you dead ball

[06:53:59] I got to be there earlier than somebody.

[06:54:01] I love this game.

[06:54:02] You're on VR.

[06:54:03] I'm about to be in the tournament.

[06:54:04] So it's time to actually, like, snap it up and play good football.

[06:54:07] Ask play for real now, right?

[06:54:13] Run.

[06:54:14] I don't like, what type of limp deck shit is that?

[06:54:16] That's how you play.

[06:54:18] No, it takes a soft ass pass.

[06:54:21] Go, go, go.

[06:54:22] You're gone.

[06:54:23] Don't ever talk over the king, bro.

[06:54:25] You understand me?

[06:54:26] You speak to me in lowercase.

[06:54:27] You understand?

[06:54:28] Run you have this fixation with like dribbling in backwards. You know fixation of fucking eating my dick, bro

[06:54:35] What are you doing? It's too busy saving the child. I was too busy making the only goal. I don't know

[06:54:47] Yeah, we have 10 minutes or 13 minutes so game time it's time to get more

[06:54:54] Good fucking vibes today, bro

[06:54:56] I go, you stay.

[06:54:58] Oh, I had limp penis right there.

[06:55:00] What the fuck was that? I had a freak all on God I sold.

[06:55:07] I go.

[06:55:09] Yes, Rondell!

[06:55:10] I'm gonna get the Remibus.

[06:55:12] I'm gonna get the Ivershot.

[06:55:14] Oh, nice shot.

[06:55:18] We actually ran fast.

[06:55:20] Oh, give me there, be there, be there. Nice.

[06:55:22] Spumble, spumble, spumble.

[06:55:26] What are you gonna touch on that, D?

[06:55:29] Easy, go! Easy, finish that!

[06:55:32] Oh, nice try, nice try, nice try.

[06:55:33] So these guys are fucking good! Fuck!

[06:55:35] Oh no.

[06:55:36] I bumped him.

[06:55:43] Heal? Heal, heal, heal, heal, heal.

[06:55:45] Alright, what a pass.

[06:55:47] I gotta have the run shot.

[06:55:49] That's not the shit I wanna see at the tournament, Rob.

[06:55:52] That's not the shit I wanna see at the tournament.

[06:56:23] I didn't know. I went to finish him and he's running away. All right, this guy's brain dead.

[06:56:39] brain that you actually talk one guy you need to talk there is yeah I can I'm

[06:56:44] taking I'm taking so I gotta get out of here I'm taking

[06:56:52] all that all right bro watch your fucking tone I already know you're

[06:57:05] Fucking all that's had got wrinkly when you said that

[06:57:19] You're like assisting

[06:57:21] for that see I haven't called it too late

[06:57:31] I said I haven't buddy buddy buddy

[06:57:34] call it too late chat actually no he's calling the way too late

[06:57:38] dude rule one oh no we fucked up now we lost

[06:57:41] we're on the same team what's the matter rule one is

[06:57:43] what do you mean rule one

[06:57:46] good day

[06:57:47] nice I'm here playing back

[06:58:19] that's a goal I don't I don't know how far that's bad right now I know I know

[06:58:29] You ever said to the middle?

[06:58:31] Over the middle, there it is, there it is, there it is.

[06:58:33] Go, go, go, go, go!

[06:58:40] I got him.

[06:58:41] Good.

[06:58:42] Over the middle to you.

[06:58:44] To you too.

[06:58:45] No, I wasn't there.

[06:58:46] I tried.

[06:58:47] Why, why, why, why?

[06:58:48] You told me to go for it.

[06:58:50] Yeah, but you gotta read it.

[06:58:51] You gotta read it.

[06:58:52] You can't just go full speed.

[06:58:53] You gotta, like, play reactive, man.

[06:58:55] Why does she just flame, bro?

[06:58:59] I'm king. Wait, I'm gonna score this one for the road.

[06:59:05] Nice try, kid.

[06:59:07] Ron, we got eight minutes until tournament. All right, dude?

[06:59:12] That is time for one more, yes. That is time for one more.

[06:59:16] Breathe. Oh my god, bro. I'm actually like...

[06:59:19] You ever like about to just like...

[06:59:22] You just... I don't...

[06:59:24] I need to get... I need to get potato chips after all.

[06:59:27] Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.

[06:59:29] Listen, listen, listen, listen.

[06:59:34] Hear it or not.

[06:59:40] Bro, I smell, Chet, I'm not even trying to show what I says.

[06:59:44] If you smell the underneath of my nutsack right now,

[06:59:47] I kid you not, it is the most rancid,

[06:59:51] cheesiest, most disgusting smell ever.

[06:59:55] I'm talking like it's melting in my hands. It smells so bad. Oh my gosh.

[07:00:11] Ron. Yes. We're eight minutes away from making history, bro. We are history. Look at

[07:00:18] you fat bitch, bro. All you do is order fucking Wendy's 20 buckets and now

[07:00:23] Now you're eating chips.

[07:00:24] You're all fat fuck.

[07:00:27] I just ordered the nuggets.

[07:00:33] Jeff, listen, if we win this tournament, thousands of this stuff's gonna change.

[07:00:45] You guys, Jeff, if we win this tournament, I got you guys with one singular gift.

[07:00:52] I got you boys.

[07:00:53] That ass.

[07:00:55] Chad, we're gonna show them a thousand gifts to Chad.

[07:00:57] That ass, Chad.

[07:00:58] I got you one.

[07:00:59] Just one now, okay?

[07:01:01] So are you, Chad, are you amongst yourself?

[07:01:03] Who's getting it?

[07:01:04] So just figure it out right now.

[07:01:06] Figure it out right now.

[07:01:07] I'm talking to each other, Chad.

[07:01:08] I'm dead serious.

[07:01:09] Right?

[07:01:10] Run.

[07:01:13] Run.

[07:01:14] Yeah, what up?

[07:01:15] For the next six minutes, let's have like a,

[07:01:16] let's have like a philosophical,

[07:01:18] philosophical, here.

[07:01:20] Okay.

[07:01:21] What do you think happens when you die?

[07:01:28] I have a question, you know, I feel like when you die, your soul, if you're a good person,

[07:01:34] or the heaven, if you're a bad person, what?

[07:01:39] Are you dead ass?

[07:01:41] No, the rock league needs to come, sorry.

[07:01:43] Bro, you were being inspirational and then the...

[07:01:46] Bro, bro listen.

[07:01:48] Are you dead ass?

[07:01:49] Okay, so wrong.

[07:01:54] What? Like, okay.

[07:01:55] I think you need to go to hell.

[07:01:56] What the hell?

[07:01:57] What?

[07:01:58] And then I think if you're a good person, you know, good things will come after you in another world.

[07:02:03] I think you get respawned, though. I think you respawn until a new person.

[07:02:06] I have a theory that deja vu is like, it's like, what's that one theory about deja vu chat?

[07:02:11] It's like the reason people have deja vu.

[07:02:13] Yes, it's because they're reincarnated.

[07:02:15] Yeah.

[07:02:16] That's the reason.

[07:02:17] So wrong.

[07:02:18] Give or have really weird deja vu, like really weird.

[07:02:21] You think in life you get deja vu?

[07:02:24] No, I've gotten deja vu.

[07:02:25] I've gotten like weird ones?

[07:02:27] I've gotten weird ones.

[07:02:29] Brad, I've gotten weird ones too.

[07:02:30] But Ron, do you think when you die, you get reincarnated

[07:02:33] and then you forget everything in your past life?

[07:02:35] Is that what you think?

[07:02:37] I mean, I don't really think too much about death.

[07:02:40] So I don't really know.

[07:02:42] But I think everything happens for a reason in the world.

[07:02:44] Like I think every singular thing,

[07:02:47] good or bad. Like I'm not kidding right now. It sounds so crazy. And some people might put

[07:02:50] question marks, but I promise you, bro, I think like if I lost my legs tomorrow in a car accident,

[07:02:56] it taught me something like I'm supposed to have that happen. You know what I'm saying?

[07:02:59] I'm being serious. Like I don't I'm not trying to laugh. I'm not even trying to laugh.

[07:03:04] I think the reason the way you just said it, I think obviously it wouldn't be good.

[07:03:08] But I think after like 2023, I think I learned a lot that like everything in life happens

[07:03:16] for a reason, it's all trials and tribulations,

[07:03:18] you know what I'm saying?

[07:03:19] You're supposed to fail, you're supposed to go

[07:03:21] through failure, you're supposed to fuck up,

[07:03:23] that's the whole point of life.

[07:03:24] If everything was easy, there'd be no meaning of life.

[07:03:26] It'd be too smooth, you know?

[07:03:29] And I just think like, you know,

[07:03:31] everything happens for a reason.

[07:03:34] Yes, bro, you wanna know what I think, bro?

[07:03:39] Listening.

[07:03:41] So like, dude, one of my buddies told me

[07:03:45] it's a long time ago and he basically said because you know like a lot of people

[07:03:51] have like fear of like not existing or like because you only have ever known in

[07:03:56] your life existence and then a lot of people have fear of non-existence he

[07:04:00] basically said he's like imagine life if you never died like a life that goes

[07:04:08] on infinitely that would be fucking weird right like imagine you've been alive

[07:04:11] for like 30,000 years.

[07:04:13] The reality is you'd probably be miserable.

[07:04:15] You spend the first 50 years going to every country,

[07:04:18] going to every city, whatever,

[07:04:20] meeting everything you could do.

[07:04:22] And then after that, you're like,

[07:04:23] wow, what else is there to do?

[07:04:24] You'd be bored after the first 20 years.

[07:04:26] But because life is so limited and so short.

[07:04:29] So it makes it precious.

[07:04:31] I think it's what makes it precious, bro.

[07:04:33] And I think it's what, it makes time more valuable.

[07:04:37] And it makes it to where like,

[07:04:38] The time you spend on the planet is sort of however you want, whatever makes you happy,

[07:04:44] but like it gives like value in a sense, you know?

[07:04:48] Well yeah, and I think that's why like, again, like I talk about like failure and like everything,

[07:04:53] it's like during like life, you're gonna go through so many ups and downs and like it's

[07:04:57] never gonna be perfect, you know?

[07:04:59] And like, I think living a life and messing up is just amazing, you know?

[07:05:05] It's my life.

[07:05:06] Yes.

[07:05:07] I'm a fuck up there, look at me.

[07:05:08] Ron.

[07:05:09] You're not a fuck up dude.

[07:05:11] Ron, is there any team name you want?

[07:05:13] We're about to start in one minute.

[07:05:14] Any what?

[07:05:17] Is there any team name you want?

[07:05:18] We're about to start in two minutes.

[07:05:20] Cock munchers.

[07:05:22] That's going to be banned.

[07:05:24] What about um...

[07:05:25] Cock munchers.

[07:05:27] That will also be banned.

[07:05:29] Dick munchers.

[07:05:33] That is also going to be banned.

[07:05:35] Testicle answers

[07:05:38] What about low-test?

[07:05:40] No, I'm not testing out

[07:05:43] Rock, let's be honest your low-test. I'm no more my cum shots go to the ceiling. Yeah

[07:05:50] Okay

[07:05:52] I'm telling you bro this guy's I don't even know there's a lot about the NRG house. It was when I was in NRG

[07:05:58] Stop like a minor. What's your minor stop?

[07:06:03] It doesn't matter. I could tell that I was a minor

[07:06:05] Well, the second NRGS that we had in California. It was the first time I came to LA. It was what I met Aiden for the first time

[07:06:13] Right before we were about to leave like we were leaving to like the airport

[07:06:18] I busted a quick night in my or in the house and I jerked off so hard it shot on my face not kidding. I

[07:06:27] Swear to God it shot all over my face. That's the first time I netted on my face like

[07:06:32] It was disgusting

[07:06:35] I want to ask how did it feel, but not like a, not like a, not like a, like a zesty way,

[07:06:49] like how did it feel?

[07:06:53] So you nutted on yourself.

[07:06:54] Yeah, I asked.

[07:06:55] That was only the first time that happened.

[07:06:58] Chat, I'mma be honest bro, if I was able to turn into a woman for like 20 seconds, I would probably grab my boobs.

[07:07:07] I'm not even kidding, I'll chub a pineapple up my vagina.

[07:07:10] I don't know, I gotta try some crazy shit.

[07:07:13] Bro, but Ron, that's like spiky, that's so spiky bro.

[07:07:17] That would hurt, bad.

[07:07:21] Chat, don't be honest bro.

[07:07:24] Ladies in the chat, ladies in the chat.

[07:07:26] Bro, Ron, there's no ladies in here.

[07:07:28] They had a right here.

[07:07:29] Ron, there's no ladies in here.

[07:07:31] It's just two days.

[07:07:32] There was one time when I was younger.

[07:07:33] Is anyone?

[07:07:34] Two girls, one cop.

[07:07:35] You remember that video?

[07:07:36] All right, stop.

[07:07:37] Get off.

[07:07:38] No, but my friends in Spanish class,

[07:07:40] they showed me a video of a guy eating cereal

[07:07:44] out of a girl's butthole.

[07:07:45] And it was like, first of all, Ron,

[07:07:48] we are about to be in a tournament.

[07:07:49] We've been waiting for like hours for this moment.

[07:07:51] Ron, we're about to be in a tournament, bro.

[07:07:57] Jesus.

[07:07:58] Chad, we're not that big, I've seen it.

[07:08:00] All right, Chad, where the bull?

[07:08:02] No, actually, no, y'all are gonna lie.

[07:08:04] How many of y'all are girls?

[07:08:05] Double me if you're a girl.

[07:08:06] Be honest.

[07:08:07] Let's go ahead.

[07:08:08] If you're not a girl, just say no.

[07:08:09] It's simple.

[07:08:10] Me.

[07:08:11] All right.

[07:08:12] Your name is Max.

[07:08:13] Chad, how many of y'all are girls?

[07:08:15] Me, me.

[07:08:16] Okay.

[07:08:17] Kendall, that could be a girl.

[07:08:19] Adley, that could be a girl.

[07:08:21] Uh, Robbie. Robbie, you're not a girl.

[07:08:24] I got some ideas.

[07:08:25] Snipey, you're not a girl.

[07:08:26] Scorpio too. That could be a girl.

[07:08:28] Oh, Angelica.

[07:08:29] Tyler.

[07:08:30] Uh...

[07:08:31] I'll see you.

[07:08:32] Sammy, there we go.

[07:08:33] Okay, I'mma be unbiased, that's what I'd say to this.

[07:08:36] I think about 2% of my chattens, girls.

[07:08:39] I'm not even, maybe 1% of them.

[07:08:40] I feel like 80% of my viewers are girls.

[07:08:44] Why do you feel like that around me?

[07:08:45] Because every time I take my shirt off, they put, like, I'm so sexy.

[07:08:49] Bro, I can't, bro, I can't, yo, Ron, no, dude, come on.

[07:08:56] So, I run a poll, right, Ron, let's do this, these are the analytics.

[07:09:00] The poll says, argue a girl, 46% of the chat is yes, chat, yeah fucking right, yeah right.

[07:09:09] I feel like most of my chat is like women and they're just scared of the type because

[07:09:14] they're afraid they're gonna get judged.

[07:09:15] Yo ladies, speak up, it's okay, everyone speak up.

[07:09:17] I have a penis and I love you.

[07:09:19] What?

[07:09:20] Bro, I love that you love me, but what is the point of telling me that you have a penis?

[07:09:25] Do I want to be honest, bro?

[07:09:26] Two percent of the others girls, maybe one percent.

[07:09:29] Bro, this is like goddamn sausage fashion.

[07:09:31] I'll test it right now, right? Men are usually broke. All the queens have the money.

[07:09:35] Yo, men, if you're here, gift one sub. Ladies, gift five. I'm trying to see something.

[07:09:39] Yo, yo.

[07:09:41] Buron one of these like weird like miscellaneous ways of getting people to get

[07:09:48] You look like a thumb. All right, that doesn't relate to the conversation at all

[07:09:52] Well that literally was like

[07:09:55] Thank you for the 10 gifted ladies. Thank you chief. Thank you to 10 gifted. Thank you ladies

[07:10:01] You see what the five you see what the five gift?

[07:10:05] Hey, Jixie. I'm a female, but you discussed me

[07:10:08] Wait, ten.

[07:10:09] Does that cancel out?

[07:10:10] Is ten like...

[07:10:11] Chalmogbiata?

[07:10:12] There's probably like...

[07:10:13] You're fine with it.

[07:10:14] Count it with the five gifts.

[07:10:15] Thank you.

[07:10:16] Open.

[07:10:17] Thank you.

[07:10:18] Lebron James with the five.

[07:10:19] What?

[07:10:20] Ron put a pineapple up his ass.

[07:10:22] Give it a five gift.

[07:10:23] Who got Tim with the ten and Kapoor with the five?

[07:10:27] Holy ladies in my chat.

[07:10:29] Oh my God.

[07:10:30] I just feel like...

[07:10:33] I feel like there is like 11 maybe 12 women in the chat and then there's just thousands

[07:10:39] of dudes.

[07:10:40] And I think I'm gonna be getting the- I wish I was literally gonna hold and actually-

[07:10:45] I never told you about my soy sauce story during the sabbadan.

[07:10:48] You know, Andrew David at Five Gifted.

[07:10:50] Appreciate you, bro.

[07:10:51] Have I ever told you about-

[07:10:52] Do I?

[07:10:53] Bro, bro, bro, bro.

[07:10:54] I don't think you-

[07:10:55] Okay, during the second sabbadan.

[07:10:56] Oh, Michaela at the five.

[07:10:57] Thank you, ladies.

[07:10:58] Older at the five, baked with the five.

[07:10:59] Thank you.

[07:11:00] Oh my God, Adam's Wiener at the five.

[07:11:02] Thank you, ladies, thank you.

[07:11:04] Okay, so during the second suburbon,

[07:11:08] me and Jason went to the bathroom during one of the segments

[07:11:11] and we heard that if your ball sack has taste buds,

[07:11:15] we know with the five, thank you.

[07:11:17] So what we did is we both went to the bathroom

[07:11:20] and I put soy sauce in a cup

[07:11:22] and I put my balls in the soy sauce

[07:11:24] and I swear I could taste a little bit.

[07:11:27] I'm not even kidding.

[07:11:29] So Ron, from the last two hours of stories you've told me,

[07:11:32] I wouldn't be surprised if your penis was literally purple, bro.

[07:11:36] Ron, like, do you ever just regularly jerk off,

[07:11:39] or do you have to have weird condiments on top of your reader?

[07:11:42] Bro, I don't jerk off.

[07:11:42] Bro, do you want to know the-

[07:11:43] I get pussy, bro.

[07:11:47] Wait, I forgot, you don't goon.

[07:11:49] Wow, I'm such a fucking loser.

[07:11:52] Chat, like, bro, I gotta actually,

[07:11:54] Ron, I'm gonna stop talking to you

[07:11:56] because you actually have a girlfriend.

[07:11:58] Chat, when your friend has a girlfriend,

[07:12:00] just makes you feel like a fucking loser.

[07:12:02] No, I think you're actually way cooler than me.

[07:12:04] I'm not kidding.

[07:12:05] No, Ron, stop.

[07:12:07] You literally got a face time from your girlfriend who?

[07:12:09] I think you're cooler because you're

[07:12:10] going to have such good dads.

[07:12:12] I feel like you're going to be a phenomenal dad, bro.

[07:12:14] Like, I feel like we'll be friends.

[07:12:16] I hope that we're friends too, and we both

[07:12:18] have children one day.

[07:12:20] You said we're going to have children?

[07:12:22] No, not us.

[07:12:23] I'm saying like.

[07:12:24] Oh, oh.

[07:12:24] Yes, bro, yes.

[07:12:26] Yeah, I feel like I will be a good dad.

[07:12:28] Chad, I feel like I'm being cat, cat.

[07:12:30] But I feel like you be an alcoholic, dad.

[07:12:34] Like, you would drink beers every weekend

[07:12:36] and, like, watch football, but, like, you'd overly drink.

[07:12:39] Like, I could do this.

[07:12:40] See, but the thing is, you're actually right, but you're

[07:12:42] not a cat.

[07:12:42] I'm a cat.

[07:12:43] You're Bonnie Blues right now.

[07:12:45] OK.

[07:12:46] Bro, the thing is, I'm a happy drunk.

[07:12:49] Now, Chad, let me say this, bro.

[07:12:50] And y'all can tell me if you agree or disagree.

[07:12:52] Some negative I'd get, but everybody negative I'd get,

[07:12:53] the kind of negative I'd get.

[07:12:54] Chad, let me say this.

[07:12:55] Some drunk people are very angry.

[07:12:58] Some drunk people are very happy.

[07:13:00] Some drunk people are very sleepy.

[07:13:02] I'm a very happy drunk person.

[07:13:04] When I get drunk, all I want to do

[07:13:05] is listen to music and dance.

[07:13:07] When I get drunk, my hands turn into magnets,

[07:13:13] and my steering wheel in my car.

[07:13:14] I'm making a big mistake.

[07:13:16] I asked my brother.

[07:13:20] All right, ready?

[07:13:21] Ron, ready to be up, ready to be up.

[07:13:22] Okay, so Ron, listen.

[07:13:24] Now, first off Rod, I love you and if we lose, it's okay.

[07:13:29] We have time, we have time, we have time, one more,

[07:13:30] if we lose, we gotta hurry up.

[07:13:32] Remember if we lose one before 15.

[07:13:34] You're right, you're right, we still have second chance.

[07:13:36] You're right.

[07:13:36] Hey Jibs, congrats on the baby with Bonnie Blue.

[07:13:39] You know what, bro?

[07:13:40] At this point, yeah, thanks, man.

[07:13:41] Appreciate it.

[07:13:42] Lock it, lock it, we have to talk, hold on,

[07:13:43] I got it, I got it, I got it.

[07:13:44] Focus, focus, focus, focus.

[07:13:46] Show them a sign.

[07:13:49] All right.

[07:13:51] Chad, it's time to win.

[07:13:52] Okay, first game, stream sign.

[07:13:53] There it is. There it is.

[07:13:56] There it is. Oh. Nice. Good hit. Good hit. Good hit.

[07:13:59] Tron, please focus on that.

[07:14:01] He's now more than one.

[07:14:03] You get that? I know.

[07:14:05] I got it.

[07:14:07] Oh, my pitch.

[07:14:10] Talk to me. Talk to me the whole time.

[07:14:13] I go. You stay back. I go. I go. You stay back.

[07:14:15] You stay back. I go. I go. I go.

[07:14:17] I go. I go. I go. I go. I go. I go.

[07:14:22] I go I go I go I go I'm gonna put it over the middle to you

[07:14:33] It's okay, I went to Demo I got a nice good task kid don't worry

[07:14:39] Rod is turning time I go I go

[07:14:47] Fuck

[07:14:52] I

[07:15:22] So yeah, this guy's too funny to not play with.

[07:15:29] Oh no.

[07:15:31] Stop, stop, stop being funny, kiddin'.

[07:15:35] Rob, Rob, get it.

[07:15:37] Oh my god, are you hammered?

[07:15:39] Did you just like pick up a pound of weed?

[07:15:41] What happened in the last five minutes?

[07:15:43] That's...

[07:15:46] Good.

[07:15:47] Oh, all we need is one goal and we just chill out.

[07:15:51] I understand that but like goals don't grow on trees around here like we got

[07:15:56] actually earned them hit the ball run if you can middle of three we'll win this

[07:16:02] there it is yeah but I have to over commit to go for the goal and not even score I'm

[07:16:06] fucking fucking in it's fine

[07:16:11] let's go go go go go all right wallet wallet line it line it

[07:16:20] I don't know now I'm going to now I'm gonna go now go hit it out to them

[07:16:27] oh no get it hit it brah I'm gone I'm gone you can find me I'm gonna find you I'm gonna

[07:16:38] I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I got it, trust me.

[07:16:49] Go!

[07:16:50] I got him.

[07:16:51] Run!

[07:16:52] Oh my god!

[07:16:53] Yes!

[07:16:54] I got him!

[07:16:55] Fuck!

[07:16:56] They were both in the net like sissy boys, they don't know how to play net.

[07:17:04] I might go for this.

[07:17:06] No you both.

[07:17:08] Run.

[07:17:09] Relax.

[07:17:10] Stop saying no no.

[07:17:12] Fuck.

[07:17:13] Relax.

[07:17:14] Oh no.

[07:17:15] Oh no.

[07:17:16] Oh no.

[07:17:17] I got it.

[07:17:18] Run please score.

[07:17:20] Please.

[07:17:21] Oh my.

[07:17:22] You want me to score from half field?

[07:17:23] What's the big guy in?

[07:17:26] Slabs.

[07:17:27] I know but I can't just score.

[07:17:28] I know but I know but I can't just score.

[07:17:32] I know but I can't just score.

[07:17:35] I'm trying to play I go up nice

[07:17:49] I'm demoing.

[07:17:51] Nice!

[07:17:53] Yes!

[07:17:55] Yo, get out of my ear!

[07:17:57] Oh my god!

[07:17:59] I got it!

[07:18:01] Rob?

[07:18:03] You're fucking with me, right?

[07:18:05] Oh, I'm not, bro. I fucking tried my best to get out of it.

[07:18:07] Yo, hey there!

[07:18:09] Rob, you keep putting it in front of our net!

[07:18:11] You keep putting it in front of our net, Rob!

[07:18:13] He's got one of them.

[07:18:19] We have to hurry, we have to hurry bro.

[07:18:21] No, we don't, we have to hurry. That's like three year form of it.

[07:18:26] Take the bomb.

[07:18:29] Run!

[07:18:30] Come on, come on, come on, come on!

[07:18:31] Yes!

[07:18:32] Nooo! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

[07:18:35] Just kill, kill!

[07:18:37] Run, relax!

[07:18:39] You're very panicky.

[07:18:44] Hit it, we have time. Hit it, hit it, hold for it.

[07:18:47] Yes

[07:18:58] You got to hit the ball when it's rolling

[07:19:03] Yeah, how am I the villain every time dead again it dead it

[07:19:12] All right

[07:19:17] How do I do it?

[07:19:20] It's not letting me.

[07:19:22] We have the second chance of it.

[07:19:24] Click the tweet line and they'll score it out of both of us.

[07:19:26] I'm having an anus on foot.

[07:19:28] It's not letting me.

[07:19:30] It doesn't even matter.

[07:19:32] No, this guy.

[07:19:34] Yeah, Caillou.

[07:19:36] I gotta pee.

[07:19:38] I gotta pee.

[07:19:40] It's Shroom Savers anyway.

[07:19:42] I gotta pee.

[07:19:44] Can you get us in?

[07:19:46] I bet yes

[07:19:52] So yeah, let me just say this y'all let me just say this I

[07:19:59] Think and I'm not fucking around what to say this guys. I

[07:20:03] legitimately think Ron missed the ball

[07:20:07] Maybe 15 times

[07:20:09] in a y'all

[07:20:11] Chad, either a five minute game, I legitimately think Ron missed the ball 15 times.

[07:20:19] I swear to God I'm not Kevin.

[07:20:23] I think Ron missed the ball 15 times.

[07:20:35] We got one more chance, bro.

[07:20:37] Hello?

[07:20:38] I have a problem, Jake C.

[07:20:41] I had a phone or when I was trying to pee and it went all over my wall but I thought we were getting into a lobby so I came.

[07:20:48] Hold up.

[07:20:52] Hello?

[07:21:01] Is he okay?

[07:21:02] Why did he just knock on his door?

[07:21:04] Is he okay?

[07:21:11] Hey, ready to get seven nights in a month?

[07:21:20] Damn, what do you guys think Punch is doing right now, the monkey?

[07:21:27] Is he okay?

[07:21:29] I'm saying body blues at his door.

[07:21:32] It's the C.P. Granthee. I can look it up. Maybe you don't have to go. I'll ask I'll ask

[07:21:41] No, you're good

[07:21:46] Yeah, we're

[07:21:49] 50 seconds we just lagged out on the first one

[07:21:54] Yeah, he said wait

[07:21:56] Here

[07:22:01] Hey Ron, how you doing buddy? I'm doing good. How are you, bro? I'm good man. Man, dude. I love your stuff

[07:22:07] Oh, thank you, bro. I love you Lacey you. Yeah, I'll do it

[07:22:12] Yeah, bro. How's your car? You still have the turbo s?

[07:22:15] No, it was the fucking it was a guy being rental that fucking cheap motherfucker. Whoa

[07:22:20] What was a little I got a Porsche hat? I got that was a rental, but it was a rental is a rental

[07:22:26] I don't have a Porsche dude. I got a fucking 2010 F-150.

[07:22:30] Dad, it was not a rental.

[07:22:32] No, it's not physically in the garage. It's a rental.

[07:22:36] Dude!

[07:22:37] I did get the Porsche half though. You see the Porsche half?

[07:22:40] Yeah, I saw that.

[07:22:41] Yeah, hold on. Yeah, yeah.

[07:22:42] So at least that's not the Porsche half.

[07:22:44] That's my answer.

[07:22:45] Alson!

[07:22:46] Alright, hey, Ron.

[07:22:47] Hey man, love you man. Love your stuff.

[07:22:50] Alright, hey, take care.

[07:22:51] I'll see you soon, bro.

[07:22:52] Alright, be safe, be safe.

[07:22:54] Alright, love you. Bye-bye.

[07:22:55] I'll try I'll try I'll text some

[07:23:07] All right, dad love your your your brothers and his girlfriend and me

[07:23:14] Three okay, I'll see what I I'll see what I can do

[07:23:19] You're good I knock it over

[07:23:25] I'm rude

[07:23:27] Alright dad, we'll see ya

[07:23:29] Love you

[07:23:31] Yo, Ron

[07:23:35] Yo

[07:23:37] You bought your data Porsche for a video and then you took back the Porsche for yourself and put it in your own house

[07:23:44] So that you could get all the credit you bought a Porsche and then you kept the turbo s for the weekends

[07:23:50] Are you serious?

[07:23:55] Okay, so um, first off, I can, do you want me to like, FaceTime you and show you it?

[07:24:03] That's in your house for you!

[07:24:06] Brother, my dad lives with me, it's his fucking porch!

[07:24:09] He's trolling!

[07:24:11] Jack, I didn't rent a porch for a video.

[07:24:14] Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, fuck.

[07:24:16] Jack, I bought a porch.

[07:24:19] I said I bought my dad a porch.

[07:24:21] Excuse me, nothing.

[07:24:22] Guys guys my dad is trolling down even if I give the candle

[07:24:31] All right, are you ready to win one ready?

[07:24:34] L sperm L sperm cell

[07:24:38] No test chat on everything. I love I bought my dad a Porsche everything guys. He's lit

[07:24:44] on my mother's life on my family

[07:24:48] He's gonna take out everyone Chats. He can keep the money himself

[07:24:51] What?

[07:24:52] What?

[07:24:53] What?

[07:24:54] What?

[07:24:55] What?

[07:24:56] What?

[07:24:57] Roddale, Roddale, come on, it's time for the time.

[07:25:06] Low test earlier.

[07:25:07] Wait, wait, wait.

[07:25:08] You were talking about it.

[07:25:09] You know what I thought about?

[07:25:10] What?

[07:25:11] Well, you were really speaking to a test.

[07:25:12] Like, you came out of your dad's nuts.

[07:25:13] I was like crazy to think about.

[07:25:15] And you still, you look like you're like, still like you just came out of your dad's

[07:25:18] nuts.

[07:25:19] You look like a sperm.

[07:25:20] swimming in the fucking water, that bald ass head.

[07:25:25] So, chat, don't type the email, don't.

[07:25:28] So, let me get this straight.

[07:25:29] You turned into me being my dad's son

[07:25:33] to somehow me being a human sperm cell?

[07:25:37] Bro, run, bro, run, you should go bald, you should go bald.

[07:25:41] No, I'll never do that.

[07:25:41] See how you look?

[07:25:42] I'll never do it again.

[07:25:43] Yo, I have eyes!

[07:25:44] Fuck off!

[07:25:45] I did it and I hated it.

[07:25:46] I'll never do it again.

[07:25:48] I'm going to sock you in the face.

[07:25:52] Ron, being bald is not good.

[07:25:55] Being bald is not good, bro.

[07:25:56] I get called a human sperm cell every single day.

[07:25:59] I get called Mr. Clean.

[07:26:01] I get called Caillou.

[07:26:03] Did I say fucking sperm cell?

[07:26:05] There's a fucking emote for it.

[07:26:08] All right, these guys are.

[07:26:09] OK, Ron, you see their name?

[07:26:10] You see their name?

[07:26:11] You see their name?

[07:26:12] Sal Zorlio, prime underscore lab.

[07:26:14] No, no, they're team name.

[07:26:16] They're team name.

[07:26:17] veteran ultimate baller yo buddy look up to the scoreboard and go to the right

[07:26:23] match starts in 207 206 205 go to the right of that the match start rocket

[07:26:29] league yeah so Rob their teammate is seized in downtown which means it's a

[07:26:36] preset name which means they went in solo which means they can't hear each

[07:26:41] other which means we're gonna win okay let's go daddy I'm ready daddy wait

[07:26:46] What is a sperm had you know to my chat?

[07:26:54] Wait, what do you mean sperm had you know wait wait wait wait what exactly?

[07:27:00] No, I

[07:27:07] Play the second touch Ron we know this

[07:27:09] middle, middle, middle, middle, middle!

[07:27:14] Ronald, the kickoff is a bit of a second time.

[07:27:16] Okay, I usually stand in that.

[07:27:20] Bro, can I play offense and you play defense this game?

[07:27:23] I wanted to see how it goes.

[07:27:25] Is that okay?

[07:27:28] Buzzer.

[07:27:29] I'm back.

[07:27:33] I just feel like the mixture is going to be neat.

[07:27:36] I see I don't see what I'm here on in the net

[07:27:42] I don't

[07:27:43] Yeah, this is what this was

[07:27:45] This is what I'm talking about

[07:27:47] Run! You gotta hit the ball man fuck

[07:27:51] I said I go and you hit it

[07:27:53] And you miss the ball

[07:27:55] And you miss

[07:27:56] Yo are you actually

[07:27:58] Oh no no

[07:27:59] Yeah this guy actually is not capable of saying my fault

[07:28:03] Hit the ball

[07:28:04] I'm giving you like three kickoff goals. Why are you not going for the ball?

[07:28:10] Nice

[07:28:16] This is that ass gross

[07:28:21] It's got kids ball, right hit it hit

[07:28:26] All right, all right

[07:28:28] Alright! Run! Hit the fucking ball!

[07:28:33] Okay.

[07:28:39] In your net, though.

[07:28:40] They've got an A3-O-A, bro.

[07:28:42] Let's go! I scored!

[07:28:44] Look at that assist right there. I just dragged him with the demo.

[07:28:47] They'll be running jacked.

[07:28:52] So, Jack, holy playing teammate.

[07:28:54] So, if my teammate misses the ball, it makes more balls seconds later.

[07:28:57] I know who should I play who should I play chat it might seem it misses the ball and then half a second later

[07:29:02] They score should I blame myself like a crazy person?

[07:29:07] Ron you're my daddy you're my dad put your weeder in my mouth

[07:29:13] Take it all right look we win this game top 16

[07:29:27] I just want to watch the replay, I just want to watch the replay.

[07:29:42] Yo, I go, I go, I go.

[07:29:48] Yeah, yeah.

[07:29:49] Yeah, yeah.

[07:29:50] How about that, how about actually end my life in G4?

[07:29:53] No, I'm about to actually kill myself in G4.

[07:29:56] Alright, he's lagging.

[07:30:14] Alright bro, can we just place the defense?

[07:30:23] You go bro.

[07:30:56] I got him out over my head.

[07:30:58] Wait just a minute.

[07:31:00] It's just the gold pelts, it's just the gold.

[07:31:02] All right, all right, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.

[07:31:05] I also can't even see it.

[07:31:06] I have to stay here, I get stuck in the hole some time

[07:31:07] or something.

[07:31:09] I just have to stay here.

[07:31:10] All right, go, go, go, go, go.

[07:31:11] I'm gonna dead it, you power shot.

[07:31:13] I'm back here, ready?

[07:31:15] Hey, what's that?

[07:31:18] Why did they just ram me?

[07:31:19] He's right here.

[07:31:24] Hit it.

[07:31:26] Look bro, at least you want to see Shadam.

[07:31:29] I got him!

[07:31:30] I got him!

[07:31:31] I got him!

[07:31:32] No!

[07:31:33] Oh no!

[07:31:34] Hit it!

[07:31:35] Hit it!

[07:31:36] Nice!

[07:31:37] You killed him!

[07:31:38] No no no!

[07:31:39] I got him!

[07:31:40] Huh?

[07:31:41] It's fine!

[07:31:42] Are we middle?

[07:31:43] Are we middle?

[07:31:44] No boys.

[07:31:45] No boys.

[07:31:46] No boys.

[07:31:47] No boys.

[07:31:48] No boys.

[07:31:49] No boys.

[07:31:50] No boys.

[07:31:51] It's not even close to me, I'm gonna stay back in this case.

[07:32:01] Middle.

[07:32:03] And point out.

[07:32:05] Bang!

[07:32:06] You're actually gonna-

[07:32:07] YOU'RE NOT GOING!

[07:32:08] Yes!

[07:32:09] Holy fuck!

[07:32:11] Bro, let's win this tournament.

[07:32:13] I'm done with this losing bullshit.

[07:32:16] Let's win.

[07:32:17] This is a little Patrick Marati, Sonny.

[07:32:19] Oh yeah, Patrick, Patrick, Patrick, boys.

[07:32:21] I go, I go.

[07:32:23] John, what are we waiting for?

[07:32:25] Oh my god.

[07:32:27] I'm going to set it to the middle.

[07:32:29] Right? There it is.

[07:32:33] One more to the right.

[07:32:35] No, fuck, I'm sorry.

[07:32:37] I go, I go.

[07:32:39] Oh my god.

[07:32:41] Shit.

[07:32:43] We got one more golden server.

[07:32:45] I'm on the other side

[07:33:15] Get back!

[07:33:17] Run! All we need to do is defend!

[07:33:19] We don't need to go!

[07:33:27] Oh my god! Oh my god!

[07:33:29] They're choking!

[07:33:31] Bro, they're choking!

[07:33:37] Damn! Damn!

[07:33:39] Damn, bro!

[07:33:41] Okay, lock it!

[07:33:43] We can go, we can go, we can go, we can go.

[07:33:45] Sixteen seconds, come on.

[07:33:46] We can get a go, we can actually get a go, okay?

[07:33:49] Let me know, okay.

[07:33:51] Whoever it is.

[07:33:53] Okay, okay, okay, let me know if they're pushing,

[07:33:54] let me know if they're pushing.

[07:33:56] Dead, dead, dead.

[07:33:57] Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[07:33:58] Dead, gotta get out, please get out.

[07:34:00] My god, Marlin.

[07:34:04] Oh my, oh my god, thank you, thank you!

[07:34:08] Ron, focus, focus, focus, focus.

[07:34:11] every shot every shot. Move.

[07:34:16] Get it, get it. Jumping, flip lead. Flip lead to dead end. Flip lead.

[07:34:28] I'm dripping this into the net.

[07:34:32] Hold the door on that.

[07:34:35] Middle.

[07:34:38] No! My shot!

[07:34:42] Get back! Get back!

[07:34:44] Get back!

[07:34:47] No, bro. You're so ass. I had a shot on the road too.

[07:34:51] Dude, I had three! What are you doing?!

[07:34:55] Yep, that's all you did here.

[07:34:57] I had a THREE!

[07:35:00] Yeah, two of them were SISTED by me, bitch!

[07:35:02] Alright, Bob, I'm off, bro. I'm getting off.

[07:35:04] Oh my god...

[07:35:06] Bro, at the end of the day, we won the siege challenge, who gives a fuck?

[07:35:10] All right?

[07:35:12] Three of you flying, DG.

[07:35:15] Yeah.

[07:35:15] How about tomorrow?

[07:35:19] Maybe, maybe.

[07:35:19] I don't know what I'm doing.

[07:35:20] Maybe, maybe, maybe.

[07:35:21] All right.

[07:35:22] Maybe.

[07:35:23] All right, Ron.

[07:35:24] I'll see you.

[07:35:24] Peace.

[07:35:25] Ron Dale.

[07:35:28] Overtime games.

[07:35:31] Fuck my asshole, bro.

[07:35:33] fuck my ass

[07:35:37] fuck my ass

[07:35:41] fuck

[07:35:45] it's like cream

[07:35:49] oh man

[07:35:53] oh thank you for the 14 months, thank you

[07:35:57] oh my god

[07:36:01] my fucking god, mi-ho, mi-ho.

[07:36:05] I think you're gonna have 20 months.

[07:36:19] What?

[07:36:21] Okay, wanna get banned?

[07:36:24] Am I banned?

[07:36:25] No, banned?

[07:36:31] I just farted. Oh my god. I think I just cleafed.

[07:36:34] I actually just got cleafed.

[07:36:37] Oh!

[07:36:39] Chat, how was today's stream? 1 through 10.

[07:36:43] It was pretty good. That was pretty good.

[07:36:53] That was fire. Dude, I'm not gonna lie. Gaming is low-key fucking fun.

[07:36:57] That ass gaming is actually fun

[07:37:07] Loki like gaming a lot oh

[07:37:13] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, W gamer um hi chat. What are we thinking?

[07:37:19] I thought we end on a high note. I thought that was fun. I thought that was good stream

[07:37:22] I don't think we need to do too much

[07:37:24] um

[07:37:41] Hey chat, what do you think bro good stream good stream good stream that was pretty good

[07:37:47] Um, David at 27 months bro. I'm not gonna lie. That was fucking fun. I actually had so much fun playing video games, bro

[07:37:53] That shit is actually a vibe. I actually fucking love Jinxie shout out Jinxie. Oh, I just farted again. Shout out Jinxie, bro

[07:38:00] It's always fun playing video games with him. I don't know why like me and him just are very like alike. So it's super fun

[07:38:06] Good fucking stream great stream. Thank you for all the subs today. Thank you for the bits

[07:38:11] But we gained over like

[07:38:13] 1700 new subs, of course, JC get to the thousand I think we got like 700 so on us. So shout out to you guys

[07:38:19] I'll be live tomorrow. I don't know what time yet, but I should be live tomorrow. So don't worry

[07:38:26] I'm live once again tomorrow

[07:38:29] Make sure you guys send stuff to my PO box exclamation mark PO if you guys want to

[07:38:35] Send stuff because we're gonna be going to be opening it pretty soon pretty shortly

[07:38:41] So yeah, make sure you guys send stuff to the PO exclamation mark PO mod spam it up one time

[07:38:46] Please also if you want to interact with me the best way is my Twitter community if you join my Twitter calm

[07:38:53] I will see everything. I check my Twitter come all the time

[07:38:55] So yeah, that's where to interact with me, but said stuff to the PO if you guys want to be feature

[07:39:01] Trust me. It'll be worth it, bro. It'd be actually worth it. Um, I

[07:39:06] Love you boys so fucking much. Thank you for the subs. Thank you for the dough. No, thank you to anyone who followed

[07:39:11] Streaming has been fucking so much fun

[07:39:13] You guys have been fucking goaded. I love you boys and I'll see you tomorrow

[07:39:19] I cannot give you a thing you know how I wish I could

[07:39:26] The fucking desktop stream and we're killing it this much literally straight desks up today no IRLs

[07:39:32] It's been a while since we did that

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