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Haces fans. I love just the allegation
Stop calling these sausage fingers
Exo baby 18 months califah was good space was good
Good morning everyone
Hey, give me the emote of the day. What's the emote today casey was good if your girls on me
I'm telling Gabby was good another girl. Hey
Hey, every girl
Good fucking morning y'all good fucking morning house everyone's doing what I think you know of today
generally
Generally generally bro. Generally. What is it? What is it?
What is it?
Honestly, bro, I
Low-key give it to check walk one more day. I'll give it. I'll give check walk one more day. I'll give it one more day
That's my last day though. That's my last day
That's jet dead ass. That's my last day. That's my last day. No more of that. No more
Good morning every day. Good morning. Excuse me. Today's a new day. How y'all doing, bro?
They were gonna get the sub Gator. What's good nearing was good red do gg. That's
Okay
Good morning. All right
So round
Is is this a fake room?
guys I am currently the first person to get eliminated from mr. beast event yes
the first person the first person y'all I'm the actual first person I took a
PJ back home I took a PJ straight back home bro you know me bro had to get
home quick symbol is that first person to come home bro first person man can we
get some L runs in the chat L runs brought in winning the money bro I didn't
win the money I was I was literally there and I was like oh my god I was like I
was like bro I'm ready to win this million dollars and they go win the
million dollars they go this is for your chat I eliminated myself instantly
is a
Rod well around all jokes aside
I did not go. Yes. I know I was invited. I did not go big shout out to
Hello, well big shout out to mr. Beast and his team. Thank you guys so much for inviting me
Thank you guys so much for inviting me. I didn't go
Yeah, I
Have my own reasons that I just not gonna this is not worth talking about obviously
Um, you guys coming up with these Illuminati triangle ass situations you guys are fucking stupid
You guys are fucking stupid. This is not a green screen. So you think this is a green screen
So you think this is a green screen, bro? I don't know what you want me to do like
like
Like simple as ever I'm not gonna talk about it too much, but look bro. This is not a green screen
This is my room. You think I faked my room
You think I faked the room
Okay, so how could I prove it? Oh, by the way, I did not go to the gym today yet
I'm going after stream and I'm not lying. So don't ask me to show the app, bro
Hey, congratulations to anyone who's out there though. I hope it's a fun time. Okay, cool
I hope it's a fun time and I hope you enjoy it, bro
But yeah, I'm not going there. I would no longer support you up for canceling mr. Beast games this game
Listen one day you guys
I literally just cakes and smiles in a chat that ask cakes and smiles in better news
Suki Suki is gonna go live early today. So maybe we got a Ron X
Suki stream, maybe just maybe
20 gifted from Virgil Hwang. Thank you so fucking much for the 20 gifted. I'm gonna say thank you
Thank you, bro. Thank you big. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Yo, can anyone tell me
Can anyone tell me why my voice is always gone. Do I am I dying dead ass am I dying?
Yo, Virgil, thank you so much for the 20 gifted again, bro. That's a lot of fucking subs
I'm dead serious same shirt. Yo, dumb fuck. This is the first time I wore a white shirt and how long also if you
Want to sub maybe say me he'll maybe get another 20 who knows if we're lucky if we are it's the last day of black history month
What are your plans?
I'm glad you said that bro. Um
Every day for me is black history month. So
It's not my last day
Simple as that. It's not my last day
It's not my last day
Any blinkers today? No guys today's stream will probably be doing something with silky W. It's the first time
I know something with silky
Yeah, I should be pretty fun. I was honestly not gonna go live to me, but hey, you know, I'm a grinder W run
Yeah, W's yes. Thank you for the W's. Um, I do have bad news though
I have to be out of here, but at least around 8 o'clock so I could go to the gym and no, I'm not lying
No, I'm not lying. I'm not lying. I'm not lying
Virgil
With another 20. Oh
My days if you want to sub say me
He get the 40 subs already. Holy cheese. Oh my god
Leave it in two months Jim is code word for buffet
Me buffet bro. You stupid one
This is the one. Oh
My god, don't even get me started on what decent drop. I'm not alive. Do I got to be a friend or I gotta be a realist?
Man, do I gotta be a friend or do I gotta?
We'll get straight into that brown. That's all I'm gonna say we'll get straight into that guys. This is not a green screen
We're not a green screen. They have a five months. We'll react to everything bro and other news man
How's everyone day gone? It's fucking Friday
It's Friday man. Happy Friday to anyone in the chat. What do y'all have plans today?
What do you guys have planned today? Good vibes good vibes. It's Friday
Thank you for the 28 months table Hexic. Thank you and first of all
that you get for a 40 gifted watching you so if I wasn't live right now what
would you be doing dead ass dead ass what would you be doing
yo cold day for the nine months goonie jerking off absolutely nothing
sleeping jerking my shit wait so when I'm not live you guys jack your dicks
that's kind of weird oh my god another y'all I'm not even kidding give him
strokes right now bro I'm deadass holy shit 60 gifted before 10 minutes of the
stream holy shit Virgil I want to fuck you
ooh as long as you're 18 and above of course I would never have sex with a
minor why did the beach hop on that thank you for the stuff Aaron and Magic
David one year I'm a girl lol well Lux let me tell you let me tell you this
environment is welcome of all women most of my viewers are women anyways
so this works out perfectly this works out perfectly this dead ass works out
perfectly most of my viewers are women bro addressing allegations every week
how about you shut the fuck up bro and suck my penis yeah cold day but it's
way too much yo who was in yesterday's streams straight vibes gaming stream
yesterday dude I think it was like eight hours of just fucking video
games that shit was my god actually was fire that shit was dead ass fire
Was it a good stream or a great stream? Let me know in the comments below
Let me know in the comments below
Let me know thank you so much for the four months favorite part-time streamer. Yo dumbass. I'm unironically full-time
Did you know I've missed like no days of this year? I swear to God. I'm not I'm not an L grinder
I'm a W grinder. In fact, I'm on grinder if you guys look at my profile picture
Moral the story is let me stop talking
Stream was straight cinema. Thank you, bro. Thank you. You miss Wednesday
Okay, dude eight months. Thank you so much. W grinder. Thank you. Okay fat fighter
Yo, is there anything that I need to react to by the way? I know there's a lot to react to but is there anything most important?
Like what's the most important thing I need to react to?
What's the most important thing I
Saw a couple things the first thing I saw I think we just get it straight out of the way
I'm not gonna lie. I
I think it's time we get it straight out of the way
Let's get it straight into it very important
Too slimy gets beat up. What the fuck do you want me to do?
Get it ass. What do you want me to do? I don't even know I don't know what you want me to do brown like
This this is fucked up bruh stop beating too slimy he doesn't deserve this
Jason the ween
Yo Pat, thank you so much for the 10 gifted. What the fuck can everyone say? Thank you. What is with all the love recently?
Is that Patrick like from Spongebob the fuck? Thank you so much, bro. Um,
Jason dropped a song called lovers to strangers
I'll be honest with you I have not listened to this at all besides the hook I haven't listened to this whole song
But I will give my honest opinion as he's my friend. I saw basically NMS all over my fucking Twitter
I don't know if anyone else saw it. Um, I saw it all over my fucking Twitter. Basically NMS is clouding him. So
Yeah, let's get straight into this
Oh 12 seconds see I lied I listened 12 seconds and I clicked off Kequah
Okay, so the beat's not bad so far, Lovers to Strangers is a very interesting title and
picture of a flower losing its pedo. That's kind of a fire analogy.
Okay, let me give one, let me give one talk. Why does Jason use this same type of instrumental
And same voice every time like you gotta
Listen bro, he's giving it is all that's all you could ever do bro, and I'm your friend bro
So I'm gonna I'm gonna respect that you're giving your all right now. Let me hear this shit though
I hate more than from lovers to strangers that I get
I wish I'd bought you more flowers in the end
I hate more than from lovers to strangers that I get
I don't even know if it's that it's bad I just I'm imagining you making this song after
you jokingly fucking recreate a kaisenet laying on the ground bro of the front of our house
listening to fucking nights by Frank Ocean bro.
Like how are you gonna say you wish you both would move out of here?
Yo you're talking about every single day.
Oh
Maybe
His hope is not bad. I don't mind the hook. I don't mind the hook
Okay, but some of this bra, I'm not gonna lie
Dude, he's a better man to me off
I made a song after I broke up slash broke it up with or like I broke it up with over my girl
Right knows my chat would cook me. I'm dead ass
I'm dead ass bro. You guys would cook the fuck out of it. I don't know bro. I just
It's just not me bro
Like I'm the type I'm the type to go live and just say yeah, I'm a fucking idiot or yeah, I fucking this is over y'all
Simple as that
Your turn to make music brother my music would come out straight to Tel Aviv radios. What are you talking about, bro?
Hey, do we keep on you when I hate feeling like I'm betraying
I hate it when you push me
When did he make this? I'm so confused
Be away
And I know I said that we'll be okay
I said we'll make it all the way
But I can't keep out no more
I ain't going from lovers to strangers again
Bugs to strangers again
I wish I butchered more flowers in the end
Butchered more flowers in the end
Hey, grown up from lovers to strangers again
Lovers to strangers again
I wish I butchered more flowers in the end
Butchered more flowers in the end
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, bro.
Like I don't even know if it's like it's not even that bad, but I think he was expecting
like a reaction to shit like this.
Like he was he was hoping like everyone will be like on some...
That's it, bro.
That's it.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
Get pinned back to the island for another week.
Frank Achen, okay.
Modern day Pearl Harbor.
Damn, that was some noise.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
I wouldn't say this is as bad
if people are making it out to seem,
but I'm not gonna lie, this is bad.
This is bad tweets.
Ah!
You know, when I saw this on my top,
I saw this right after.
Like, what is Suki doing?
Why is Silky like?
Like bro Silky actually looks fucking stupid bro oh my god you're 30 years old bro with
a chain that says your own fucking name green screening yourself into a fucking flower field
bro oh my god wait I'm so confused could somebody explain what this means damn that
was some noise I'm a little slow I don't understand the lure I don't understand the lure it means
it's ass wait so she was shitting on it yo that's not funny that's not funny Jason said
her singing was noise last time she made a song yo imagine making us nah wait am I tripping
right now but he made a song pouring his heart out nah I'm not gonna lie bro I'm
right here for you Jay I'm dead ass I'm dead ass bro I'm dead ass I'm dead ass
bro hey listen man maybe maybe the new comments are loving this send him
Dagestan six months no phone call this shit is this guy sound like some
David all right yeah that's enough of this and other news to slide me got beat up
this is fucked up whoever did that whoever beat him up play that new we
need that shit dead hard right now play that song on my life that shit is tough
bro I can't wait I think so he's gonna go live soon and we're gonna do shit
together bro I'm dead ass um yo Virgil with another 20 gifted he's at 80 total
bro can everyone say thank you oh my fucking god thank you so fucking much
bro holy fuck 80 gifted total you're 20 away we will be doing an irl today yes
I think I actually need to go to Best Buy I don't know if you guys want to
not but I have to go I don't know it might be worth it thank you for the 20
I can't click I can't click I can't click you you you I did this bro. This is so no y'all
100 fucking gifted everyone say everyone fuck them right now give them strokes as long as he's 18 of course
Thank you so much for the hundred fucking gift the total back
Thank you, bro. Thank you fucking so much bro
Kai is going live tonight. No, he's not bro
No, he's nuts. Thank you for the 20 gifted, bro. Much appreciated.
Thank you for the 10 gifted part! Wait, is this a fucking gift off? What's going on?
Why is everyone gifting me subs? Thank you!
Kaisen asks a reaction to Lover to Strangers.
I saw someone say Jason is not going to make a clothing brand called Viet, and that shit
lowkey made me giggle.
I'm going to be honest with you.
I just thought to share that.
to share that so I just don't to share that you know oh my god oh oh my god
what am I looking at wait this is dead ass is this dead ass on see yo KS
sir thank you for fucking 10 he does not look like me bro on God this is like
actual overweight. What's up? What's what? Does everyone have a green screen? I'm so
confused. Who stole my green screen? Remember when I had a green screen chat? Who stole it?
Like, do I need to buy a green screen again? Like, what is this? Lacey did? Where is
it bro my green screen has been missing that shit was like 500 bucks this was
$500 what is this Kai is going to be in the new scary movie okay I'm pretty
uncultured I don't even know what scary movie is am I a bot I'm gonna be honest
with you am I dead ass a bot yes brah I saw people hating this why would people
hate on yo I Hib 8 8 oh my god fucking let's go bro another 10 gifted everyone
in my chat is about to get no ads bro what is the point of running ads should I
just turn them off check should I get us just turn them off why do people hate
on guy for just oh my god five gifted from hitting thank you for him literally
just being a part of a movie I'm gonna be honest with you if I got offered to
be in a movie I'm taking that to anyone else like I'm confused how is this
like I don't get it I actually don't get it I don't know bro that's why I
Declined being in the newest top gun that's being recorded right now
YALL BOBBY WITH THE FIVE AND KIDS WITH THE TEN
YALL COLD GUY WITH THE FIVE
Holy sucks
Holy double used bro. You know what bro? Should I just turn off my ads?
Keckler, what is this?
Huh?
Neon confronted Ray at Mr. B.S. event to set up a boxing match.
Fifty gifted!
What the fuck?
Oh my god.
Bro, this guy's a 2023 viewer. I'm looking at his twitch logs, Virgil.
What the fuck?
Thank you for the 50 fucking gifted.
Yo, Josh, no need to get to one right after that, bro. You look like a bot. Thank you so much
Everyone say thank you. Oh my god
Strokes all around bro. Strokes all around everybody you get strokes you get strokes you get strokes
everybody bro
everybody
Everybody bro
Wait, this is the full clip I have this account blocked. Let's see
I'll see you wait can someone tell me the lore I'm confused between neon and right they were too gifted
Thank you for the two gifted bro much appreciated
How you doing buddy
Triple T aura. I know what you gotta do. You gotta take it right back bro. No bad blood bro. Raka. Hi. How you doing?
You know it's crazy, bro. I can get us millions of dollars the box, bro
Stop looking at me like that bro.
Wait, wasn't Ray in the army?
I'm confused.
Like, all jokes aside.
Like, forget about like, like I'm confused.
Was he not in the army?
No?
I feel like, no?
I thought he was.
You're not like that bro.
We're both not like that.
Why don't we just ask shit bro?
Big ass dumbass shit bro.
Big ass dumbass.
Give me a bit time date get us a gym. I give the job if you don't want to stream
We don't do it two gloves friendly spar
Friending down I know wait who wins in a fight. I've never seen either of them fight
No, that's not what you gotta say. We wait. That's what you gotta say. I'll just see somebody die. Okay, then you're dying
My question is bro like we're at the end of the day. We're streamers, bro
Like no one has to fight bro. We can argue with each other. We can hate each other at the end of the day
bro it's like we're all the same fucking thing wait Ray actually wants to
fight him but you just you just said no you just said no you just said I'm just
get it I don't know the box you know you're mad pussy I can't take it I'm
serious I was like talking to a GTA character what straight oh no yeah we're
just talking about boxing you say you talking about shit brother you're the one
that won the podcast that's it right now I can't oh my god bro yo bro you
went on a podcast and you said yo let's box that box right now you just
said you don't want to do it you say you don't want to you say I don't
want to do it later shit I don't know right now we're here I'm not gonna
bro this is I just I just asked you you said not I mean I'm just kidding I
stayed late I said why not one of the one you talking about the ones right now
let's get some fun yeah you're right lucky like
I guess rich rolling was he serious I can't actually get it out because Ray
late yo he's demon eye in him bro you look at me like that bro you are not
You know you don't fuck with me, bro.
Huh?
I don't have a problem with anyone.
It's cool, bro.
Just me.
I don't know.
I'm losing brain cells talking to you, brother.
I don't know.
I'm hearing.
Brother, you're a foreign exchange student.
I don't understand a word you're saying.
It's hard.
You might be the spy.
I'm the spy.
Here we go.
Now, where the fuck are you coming from?
I've been stressed.
I know you got some company behind you and shit.
I know it's me, bro.
I swear to God.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Hey, what is that? I know you got some company behind you and shit. I don't it's me, but I swear to God
Yo, I'll do it in the video. I'll do it
Yeah, stay your name, bro go over there for me. I'm not a part of everyone too, bro
Yeah, I'm gonna sit right here. Let's go find him. How you doing? Much love, bro
No, I'm not gonna lie bro. It's funny to watch, bro.
I gotta wait a minute because you said that.
They gotta fight, bro. I'm not gonna lie. I gotta sit here and view the party and get on the beach for it.
I gotta wait a minute. Now you said that. I don't wanna... I'm gonna wait a minute.
Why you couldn't take your time, bro?
One minute time, right? How's your day been, bro?
Who would win in a fight, though?
I do, bro.
That's good, bro. Great to hear. You slept well?
It's okay. You?
Oh
Man
Says you brother says you put me in next to you in a club in a mall. Let's do this more bitches
Yeah, I can't I like it. I can't I actually can't take this is it like I bet it like that might be these oh
My youth I'll be low now you chop and what do you think you look you think you look good way back you look good
All right, let me get some much love man
Alright, alright, yep.
Alright, Chad.
Hey, bro, I'm not gonna lie, bro.
I respect both sides here.
Low key, bro. The Ray's stood on it.
The neon stood on it, kinda too.
I'm gonna be honest with you, bro. They should have just,
it should have been one of them, should have just smacked each other, bro.
We would have had good clips, bro.
We would have had good clips.
We would have had good clips, bro.
Suppose that.
Bro, stop linking me to this too slimy shit.
I don't care.
What originally started this? I didn't even know they had beef
Bro, I don't care about Saeed's dead fucking hamster, bro. I deadass don't care. It was a podcast. Oh, what did Ray say?
What do you say?
Bro, what do you want me to say, bro?
What do you want me to say about Saeed's dead hamster? Rest in peace?
Bro, hamsters are literally the world's dumbest fucking pet.
They could die to literally you taking a picture on your iPhone
They literally could die to you taking a picture on your iPhone bro like I'm dead serious, bro
Elron bro every fucking animal in this house is literally things ex fucking animals the gecko the fucking like bro like
I
Like bro, you know I say I'm gonna buy you a new hamster. I'm gonna buy your new hamster
I want recipe site recipe
Wait, so it died on stream
There's no way right
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Do something!
I'm not laughing.
On my soul.
No, I think she just did because she's dead.
Wait, pick her up, pick her up. She's dead as fuck.
Yeah.
Pick her up, pick her up, pick her up.
Don't show it, don't show it.
Don't show it.
Maybe that hamster fucking died because of the intoxication in this fucking house.
fucking house. I walk in here there's actually ants everywhere roaches everywhere
there's a weird ass smells everyone is sick always when you go into this house
oh no it's dead. oh my gosh. it was probably in hibernation. so why? damn wait
how long do hamsters live for because when we got her it's five. okay so when we
got her. so it's been a year. I guarantee there's mold in this
house. It's been a year and when we got her she was like, hello.
He's fucking dead.
Of course, Yugi does this. Yugi makes, Yugi makes Sayid cry.
Can we get a job?
Look at these guys gathering around a fucking dead hamster, bro. Oh my god.
Marlin gets ragebated by ex-qc's jump shot.
Wait, what time were they live? It was so early.
Wait hold on before I do that. What is this?
Bye ICs.
Oh my god.
You're emptying coke on a fucking hamster's grave?
You're actually bringing in so many animals to kill this fucking thing and eat it alive for real for real.
I'm about to go to this house right now dig up this hamster brown, re-gurgitate it.
Yo, quick, they have a five gifted.
What?
What did she teach you?
I had a love.
Maybe I should get a pet hamster.
Should I get a pet? No, I can't. I did ask her.
I did ask her, bro. No, I actually can't.
I can't, bro. No, no, no, no, no.
Because if I get a hamster, what would happen if like,
No, I'm gonna hate threads.
Your rage really started trolling Jason Lohan about Sakura cooking him after releasing the new song Lovers The Strangers.
Oh shit.
Oh wait, there it is.
There it is.
Big bro.
It's a chemo, that's why.
You've been making mad noise now.
You've been making hella noise lately.
Oh, is this their new meme?
Hella fuckin' noise.
This is what we're gonna have to do?
Mad noise.
Hella fuckin' noise, buddy.
Yeah.
This whole shit been chaotic.
This whole shit been mad chaotic.
You get it?
Yeah, this has been a very...
This was my favorite character in the whole show.
Did you guess?
What have been you?
I own a pixel linked up with a dab.
I already messaged me bro and he was sad, he was like damn bro, he was like I wanted
to see you.
And then I told him, I said don't worry because I'm going to the Netherlands soon.
And I am going.
I will be going soon.
Next to each other right now.
I'm going.
Yeah.
I have the gold.
We will have our own street.
Nice to meet you bro.
Nice to meet you.
We have to do some shit.
Why are we lying?
Okay.
I mean I don't know.
So, so when I told you guys I was going to New York because I lied.
I told you guys I was going to Miami was I lying when I told you guys I was going to fucking London was I lying
Yes, oh, so I just green screen everything
Bro like I actually think you guys think I'm like special or something like that I'm dead ass to I'm dead ass to
Canada question mark. I'm going to Canada, bro. Just give me time. You want me to play my Canada trip right now?
Thanks fucker win it
Bro, please stop leaving give me that fucking shit before I get a cease and desist. Please. Oh
My god, bro
Well, who else is in Canada besides ex-QC?
So I know so I can start planning and don't just say Drake you fucking idiots
Please brother. Love of God
Drake train
lacy what the fuck you need to react to this wait what is he part of this
it says 19 likes we I should speak it's really excited meeting Nick a 30 for
the first time
that family-friendly penis on them if you
This is AMAZING right here!
This is AMAZING!
Oh my god man!
Now if I ran up to speed and I picked it up and I said it's speed, you think his body guards would tackle me and kill me and break my arms?
This is AMAZING to watch bro. This is like, this is a heart with a bandage over bro.
I'm dead ass. This is a heart with a bandage over it.
I show speed crashed out on Marlon, Jason and Lacy and Ween. I just read that so stupid.
stupid, breaking his fake bed in his streaming room.
Wait, it's made out of TP?
Why am I looking at Jason's like, like, bro?
Like, what am I looking at, bro?
Like, like, bro what is this, bro?
And I'm not even trying to be weird, but like, god damn, bro, dead ass god damn.
Bro you've been spamming this max tweet over and over and over what do you want me to do?
It's not bad, bro
This isn't bad, but I prefer you too. That shit is pretty good
What even is a Freemason and don't don't be on some weird shit like I actually don't understand like I've heard of those things all the time
What is that?
And then you guys just say me you just say do you guys think I'm a part of like everything in this world
I'm really getting confused. I'm finding out in real time in the last week that I'm a part of like
Every type of like problem in the world like
Okay, yeah, this is
What is this?
Ron and Jinxie being the two smart assures for staying home and not be and not being in point for three days
Bro, I did not stay home because, listen bro, I eventually, listen, just smile bro, simple
as that.
Let's get to the Twitter account bro, let's just get out and get this out of the way.
Just simple as that bro.
I like streaming, I'm gonna stay streaming bro, simple as that.
I'm not gonna talk about it.
I didn't see this, yes.
I'm gonna be doing a stream with Silky today, hopefully, hopefully, chat.
If Silky told me that he's going live at like 2 o'clock, what time is he really
going live?
What time is he really going live?
could have been you yes but I decline head on in so I don't understand y'all
y'all get this shit out of my fucking face like actually get this shit out of
my face bro bro why decline you know how many times I gotta tell you stop
asking me I look can you please can you figure this out or mods stop asking
me I will tell you guys eventually Monday not today though because I'm not
making this about me um simple as that bro and just smile yo yo I don't care
about Jason the weaned song either bro yo be milk thank you for the fuck of 5
Malik excuse me this song I have this on my playlist you guys don't want to
have it on your playlist sure fine bro I'm gonna support my friend like dead
ass he's got bro Jason has a better discography than fucking I'm gonna be
honest and lucky I'm gonna be honest
I'm not even kidding you could get us go to his fucking music and just see like bro
I want to go you go to his music then you look at my music it's actually like oh my
Yeah, bro
We put on some Xavier so fucking base, bro. Um, I'm
Out Keck walk. I'm out. There's a reason I didn't go, but I'm silence. Illuminati triangles. Yes every single day
Yo, I texted Pepsi by the way. I miss him so much. I'm dead ass. Do you think we'll ever meet Pepsi again?
Like do you think we'll ever see Pepsi again? I
Actually get kind of sad. I'm gonna be honest with you. I did ask it sad. What is this?
Get running so I'd love to get running so as a handy imagine like we'd match
Yeah, I'm so confused people think I'm bad at fortnight still
All right, no matter what I don't care what run ever does he always has like Ron always have a spot spot in the fornicon always
Bro, I'm not gonna lie. I love facts and he's a great fucking dude. He's a great fucking dude, bro
We've had so many great talks. I'm gonna be honest with you
I honestly and I don't know anyone else agrees. I really wish for tonight. Okay, so how do I say this without like?
Ever getting blackboard, but I'm gonna be honest. I wish it never died facts or no. I'm gonna be honest facts or no. I
Really wish for tonight never died
Like it's it's it is dead though, but it let's be honest here
Is it dead? Yes or no like let's be honest like actually generally generally serious
Is it dead like the game is y'all they would a five gifted again Malik
Thank you like I'm not saying the viewership like the everyone who's streaming is killing it, but I'm just saying like
67k viewers almost on a game that is like number fucking one like what did what did rocket or not rocket?
I was looking at Rockley. What did fortnight fuck up in that they lost everything?
Seriously, what was it? Like what was their touch bro like they really had fucking everything like facts or no
We yes, we would every single day wake up and we would just get on that game simple as that bro. We would get on that game
We would get on that game every single day
Like I actually I just remember I just remember waking up bro, and it's just
Season three why does it say see Sun battle? Yo
Battle Pass fortnight like this is oh my god
Like bro, they went from this shit to fucking tongue tongue tongue in the item shop.
I need this.
I need a game.
I need a game, bro.
Like, what are the top games?
Is Resident Evil Requis good or no?
is this good what is this wait what is this is a scary game is it act is it
generally scary or now is it generally scary or now
fascinating maybe we play that tonight possibly thoughts thoughts thoughts
thoughts thoughts thoughts thoughts maybe a little scary game not about
Not bad shot, not bad shot, not bad shot.
League of Legends?
Oh, hell no.
You have to pay me to play that game.
Factor now.
Oh, my days, bro.
Oh, Blaster!
With the 10 gifted!
Thank you.
Oh, my God.
It's a full game, you're not playing it.
So you guys think I'm not capable
of playing a story game, dick writers?
Wait, what is marathon?
Is this game good?
Is this game good?
Thank you for the 10 gifted.
What is marathon? No.
Damn, I fucking kicked on this commander. Hello?
I thought you were going to say something else. Yo, you know what I've realized, Chad?
Every single video game nowadays, copies other games that came out. Like, there's no creativity no more.
Like, now that I think about it. Controllers.
Like, I don't know if I'm just saying that, just to say that, but like,
Bro, like, when Fortnite did come out, it had its creativity.
Like, bro, look at this shit.
you
you
you
you
you
You will never ever be friends.
And I love you so much because uh, we're just of you now
Classic, but you know you should have seen it, bro. Me and me and him could have been good friends, bro
Why does a fortnight montage of 15 million views while this I I actually can't believe why is this on my recommended 15 million views?
Who had the who had the biggest fortnight?
Montage 15 million views. I didn't even know Montage's get this high
Wait you guys know what this one is I don't even know what this is
My watch you this whole thing, but
Interesting, bro, I didn't know before that was that fucking I knew it was big but like
Holy fuck. Yeah chat back to going about Pepsi. I miss Pepsi so much, bro. I texted him last night. I
Got really sad, bro. I got really sad. I miss him. I really do miss it, bro. I
Think about him every day anyone else
Generally generally serious still generally serious to do y'all miss them or is it just me and you can be honest
Bro, you could that has to be honest though. I I really do miss him
But unfortunately he's taken away as of right now
Um, yes 3v3 rocket or rainbow succeeds tournament on March 8
Mark your calendars for March 8. Okay, this is a 3v3
streamer only our six tournament March 8th Sunday
Kuffam, Deji, Fanna, Sina, Motez, Yugi, Bruce, Squishy, Aiden, XQC, Klinks, Stable, Ron Deal,
Dingle, Ryan, Joe Bart, Arke, Jason DeWine, Lacey, Ray, and Sketch.
Low key, I have work that day, Jynxie. Can you move it? Gackua.
Firm for March 8th.
Why did he call me Ron Deal, Dingle though? It's not my fucking name. It's not my fucking name.
name yo I'm not even kidding bro this dude Jinxie this dude Jinxie wants to put
me with fucking Kuffam and Bruce bro I'm not kidding I'm gonna get first fucking
rounded I'm deadass gonna get first rounded bro like I'm gonna get first
you guys are saying do it bro there's zero chance I'm bro I'm gonna literally
lose the first fucking game play for the vibes so you want me to get in the
game and instantly get out for 10 minutes of content. You know what's crazy bro? Everyone
lowkey was surprised at my R6 skill. Were you guys surprised I was that good or was I mid?
I thought I was pretty good. Just give me that long-awaited silky stream today and I'm
happy. I'm waiting for silky bro, trust me. I did ask what. I want to do shit with silky
bro. Bro, Ron about to drag this for months now. Clav thought he loved this Stacy
until she thought he was stable Ronaldo what you're following me might as well
just come hang if you're gonna be talking me the whole time yes you are okay so let's hang
you might have me confused for someone else i'm not stable Ronaldo
low key when i think about it this like let's just put dick riding aside for a second
low key he looks like a toy void moid toy toy Lloyd like compared to me i'm just keeping it
I don't know bro. I low key maybe I mug maybe I mug I don't know about frame log
But maybe I'm odd just a coincidence just coincidence
Mr.. Prevent also didn't go there obviously means we're getting an ultra X of that collab
Yo get a fucking job, bro. Get an actual job, bro. Yeah, Chad
I'm gonna travel to do more fun. She'll try my best as a streamer this year. Yo, Jeremy summers, bro
You are a fucking loser. I'm dead ass, bro. I'm dead ass. You're a loser. You're dead ass a loser
Manchester. Uh, yeah, simple as that. Breaking. What is this? Champion League full draw. What
does that mean? What does this mean? I'm unemployed. What does this mean? What does this mean?
I'm not gonna lie, the best team in the league is Manchester Arsenal United, um, Wolves,
Madrid City, low key, low fucking key.
No, like low key, that's the best team.
Nailed it, Madrid playing city more than their rivals.
Do you guys know that much about football?
This has 20 million views on Twitter.
Holy fuck.
Yeah, you know what I realized?
Does anyone in the world call Twitter X?
I just thought about that.
I forgot the shit ass site was called fucking X.
Does anybody in the world call this shit X?
Like I'm not even kidding start watching football. Of course. I'm gonna start watching football the world's cup is soon
Bro, I'm gonna support. I think France this year
Yep
Yep
What is this?
Who is with me?
Ron to play the new resident evil 9 before he ends streaming plays 2 hours a end stream
How long is the game? Can I finish it one night? I'll stream it all tonight
I'm 100k watching stable x jinxie 2v2 every rank shout out to jinxie bro one of my favorite friends and my favorite streamers
Bro, I'm dead ass. He's always a good dude and he always supports me suppose that we need another boys night
Yeah, bro. I'm the problem is every time I sit on my desktop for too long and I get a discord
You guys fucking cry and complain but one day and one year one year from now you guys are actually gonna cry put a baby
Rage etc
Saying that you miss the days that we're sitting right here. Yeah, put the three question marks
Do the dude do the black dude holding the paper like this do it?
Do it.
Um.
No!
What is that?
We've seen that already.
Um.
Ludwig said Ron didn't go because that one meal goes to us instead.
First of all, I'll give you guys one million dollars right now.
And one thing I did realize, I didn't want to bring it up, but I think it's time because
I can laugh at you guys finally.
Bro, you guys tell me all the time that I cried.
I've never seen this community cry more over me not fucking being a puppet.
like oh my god facts are no I'm dead serious yo you guys are actual cry babies
I can you know that was the first time I sat down was like oh my god oh my god
Mike my community is actually cry babies like you guys actually little babies do
you guys need a fucking bibb do you guys need a fucking bibb huh you guys need
a pacifier to suck on stable or not a pacifier I want your baby suck it on
me wait no I don't know that mean ironic says you guys I'm referencing a clip I'm
not an actual pedophile it's a joke you never seen a ninja clip do I have to
bring it up because I'm getting caught a pedophile now okay this is bad timing
I this is reactive to because look
Ninja baby pacifier. I want your baby suck it on me
Ninja toys and crimps dude a little ninja cute little baby ninja a plush ninja in their one year
Ninja pacifiers I want your baby sucking on me okay that
No, I'm dead ass. I'm telling you bro gaming actually you get the funniest clips like
No, I can't react to that clip bro, I know I can't react to that clip
Ninja is Goddard. Yeah, I'm gonna be honest with you. He's Goddard. I do miss I miss Ninja
I love him, bro. You know we went through our beef, but I love him outside
Why are you finding all the reels that I liked on my Instagram like what is wrong with you?
There's a sheep outside
Like are you gonna ask bro um really good day for Ron and so if you stream we are gonna be doing this stream
Hopefully today. I think so he's about to get his body scanned. I have to stop at Best Buy, bro
I don't know if you guys want me to do that off stream or on stream, bro
Someone deadass stole my green screen. Who was it? Who was it? Who did I stole it?
And it's not silky so he had his own. I'm pretty sure
Brothers saying why did he go no winning anyways? Yeah, I'm gonna be honest anyway
Who's gonna win mr. Beast thing anyway?
Who do you think's gonna win?
Wait, what is this?
You can just tell it was Ron's car in the beginning?
That's a fucking motorcycle, bro.
You're nine vicious, bro. You want to come over to the house? Maybe we could do a song together in the booth featuring stable
Wait, that's the who's gonna win mr. Beast thing low key. Does anyone have the exact lineup of people like who's the exact lineup?
I don't know
Realistically, Rob will be the only massive streamer to stream for the three days meeting their fans will be waiting on Ron
Imagine if Ron clutched with front page not a bad show guys. I don't know if you guys know this
I take pride in this a little bit, but I think you guys are pretty stupid. I
Feel like most of my viewers doesn't really change whenever people are live nowadays
I mean it changes but not by that much because I feel like I have a community of just retards
I'm just gonna be honest. I have to say the word. I have to actually say the word
I think you guys are just special needs you guys just sit here drooling typing Keck was and
Stupid fucking like like letters in my chat row all day. Yeah, see look at you guys. Oh
My god, bro
Anyone have that link to to my name on sore AI I want to see did anything ever change
Like what is that website that I use? What was it?
I wonder what was the last thing that was typed here?
Wait a minute. Am I irrelevant?
Wait. Hello?
Well, you guys are laughing at me for what?
Guys, I'm not irrelevant. I swear. I swear I'm not irrelevant. I promise.
Top right. Guys, I swear. Dude, I swear.
I should be the Mr. Beast are putting 50.
250 oh wait here we go. What is it stable way? Oh wait, what is it stable rod?
You think people actually jerk off to AI yeah, of course they do wait, what is this bro? Yo, am I irrelevant?
Click on your profile now what I don't squirpy you fat bum
Okay, I clicked on my profile now what?
What is this shit? I'm not even kidding bro. I actually hate you guys. I'm badass bottom-right
Oh, here we go, here we go, stable Rana.
Where is it?
Who the fuck is stable Rana?
What?
Oh, here we go.
Humboldt Kequah. Let's see what people are making on me from back in the day.
That's normal bro. I love crane.
Normal. See, that's what I'm saying. I had normal viewers, bro.
I actually had normal viewers.
Oh, yes! I fucking love Kidney Pickett!
What is wrong with you, bro?
How do you scroll, bro? You can't scroll in this fucking dog shit ass website?
That's not me. Yo, dumbass, bro, I had pink hair.
See there's nothing weird, bro
No, someone made this one thing about me. I'm not even gonna say it, bro
What the fuck is going on here?
That's enough of that shit
Bruce dropped him off a platform max call each other and we're playing another IRL stream
No, yo if you guys want I could I could pull up I
I could pull up y'all let me know the dates and I'll make my appearance to y'all if y'all want to me Bruce max
Yo, we could dead-ass be the new big three y'all. I'm telling you, bro
If y'all want me to pull up give me the word good drama clip
Bro, bro, what is that? What the fuck is that?
That's awful
Who did that?
Brother who did that is that is demonic
Yo, really cute
Yo, you serious xqc mox you I'm not even kidding sure xqc has more money
I'll be the one to finally admit it. Yo, he actually looks like a yeah, he looks like a lesbian
But he looks like Ellen DeGeneres brown. I'm just being honest with you
I don't give a fuck about Ellen DeGeneres though because she eats babies fax
Introducing the first part of the program from Pokemon Wind Waves. Wait, is Pokemon dropping a new game?
Wait, dead ass?
I have a hot take. Pokemon is one of the greatest games ever. It's actually one of the greatest games.
I dead ass would play this off stream. I swear to God.
Like, I generally seriously enjoy this, but I feel like most of my viewers are too young.
They would just be bored if I played Pokemon. Hot take?
Well, I feel like most of my viewers don't even know what Pokemon he needs.
Like I feel like most of my viewers think Pokemon is Pokey main, I'm not even kidding.
Unless you guys are old enough that you know, maybe, I don't know, I don't know my audience.
Like I don't know my demographic anymore.
I really don't.
Okay, if you guys know Pokemon, what is the best Pokemon?
Simple.
I'll be closing my eyes and telling my answer in a second.
If you know you know, it's simple.
No, not the best fucking Pokemon Pokemon game dumbass. What's the best Pokemon game?
It's easy. It's easy
It's easy. There's two answers. I'll take there's two answers
Ariana Grande, that's not a fucking Pokemon
The best Pokemon game in my opinion is
Either Pearl or Emerald. I'm gonna be honest. I'm gonna be honest
I'm going to be honest, it was either Pearl or Emerald.
Simple.
Pearl Kequah.
Bro, Pokemon Pearl is actually iconic, facts are now, if you know you, bro.
This is one of the greatest games ever.
Generally serious.
Oh my god.
Don't wide speed laugh me, bro.
You guys don't know fucking ball knowledge, that's why you guys are all little ass
children, bro.
This motherfucker is dead drooling.
Remember what face was, you were on your notes.
Like this is why I don't play video games on stream, bro.
Every time I play video games on stream, my mouth, like, bro, I get so locked in that, like, I don't even know what I look like.
look like. Whatever, bro. The full list. You buy XQC
Pokimane, PayPal gaming, T full flight reacts. Okay, flight is not coming. Jinx.
He's not coming. Neons in a Nikkei 30 nade shot. Iron mouse. Is iron mouse there?
Agent your rage. Blackboy max is blackboy max there.
Emeroo is everywhere there. Stable and auto stable and auto there. Cutie
Cinderella's cutie Cinderella there. Adapt quackity. Maya extra Emily sketch
were Kai Lacey is burnt peanut there Ludwig Wendy Marlin Yana and more new
edit of stable or not
I'm never ever getting a beard or a mustache a day in my life. I actually look chopped
I don't care anyone's eyes dead ass dead ass. I look chopped. I'm not kidding either
I'm serious bro. No, I don't care. It says like this is the best looking I was
Right here, bro
I'm gonna be honest do people stop watching me when I got this chop like I know I'm chopped but like
But this is actually dude. I don't even know what I was doing here. This was so I was so ugly
Like I know don't do the ones question mark, bro. I'm dead ass, too
That shit was like as bad bro. It's actually bad
Congratulations to Jinxie and his girlfriend Monnie Blue.
Um, let's see here.
Um, Black Ops 2 stream with Pepsi today?
Do you guys think Pepsi even knows I exist anymore? I miss him so much.
Watch this. Yo, why is it so fucking hot in my room?
Twitch streamers were genuinely starstruck, meaning I show speed and stable on auto
when they all gather for Mr. V's video.
Generational aura.
I feel like there's so many people in one area.
I bet I look like that.
Yeah, this was her after she ran into stable and I don't get confused.
Thank you so much, Aurora.
This is the fun.
Has anyone came in yet?
Okay, okay.
Amy, you go first.
first oh you guys should have seen my room everyone was trying to go in
let's go let's go why is this in a hundred and four p brown what is this you
go in first go in first yeah go in first
I don't know if that's the best idea.
Who knows what we'll have to do?
Bye!
Is this generational- Is this generational world, Chad?
I don't know how you- Bro, I remember-
Bro, you should have seen, bro. Mean speeds.
We were trying to cook this up for months, bro.
Like this idea, bro. I just couldn't make it that day.
Oh, no, man.
Chad, on speed, though.
Yo, Junko is getting diamond and rock-a-league to play in charity match.
Bro, Jinxie will never ever get fucking diamond in Rocket League a day in his life.
By the way, me and Laze played off stream for literally like an hour.
I kid you not, we played like eight games and we lost every single game in a row.
I'm dead ass, bro.
We dead ass lost every single game in a row.
I'll never play that game ever again.
Like I'm dead.
No, it's not even funny.
It's actually not even funny.
I, yo, I didn't realize how mad I get at video games until yesterday.
Hold on, I gotta put a towel under my ass, y'all.
I'm sweating so much. Anyone relate to me at all? Has that ever happened where you're sitting in your chair and just you sweat so much, bro?
But you have to have like...
Bro, I'm serious.
No, bro. I'm not kidding. It's a thousand degrees outside. Is it actually? Fuck, should we just...
I mean, we're gonna eye it up pretty soon anyway, bro. Yo, ladies, do you have a car by the any chance?
I don't have my GLE yet. What is this?
Pokemon wins and Pokemon wins. Official announce of a trailer.
Imagine a Pokemon introduced TUN TUN TUN as a Pokemon.
Wow.
Pokemon in 2026.
BITCH YOU PLEASE FUCKING ARCRADER SHUT UP!
Wait what is Pikachu?
Is it a dog?
a dog it's a rat oh my god rat a chew or whatever his name is rat a chew what
What is this?
Why chill?
What am I watching, bro?
Is this his parents?
Game Freak.
They used to call me a freak back in high school.
high school.
Yo, video games, are they getting better or worse at graphics?
Like how is this on the new Switch?
Like, I bought a Switch and the only thing I played on it ever was fucking Mario.
I'm dead ass.
Who remembers the Mario Kart stream?
Ron found something new to LARP classic. What does that even mean?
What does that even fucking mean?
What does that even like what does that even mean? I found something new to LARP?
I can't even react to shit anymore.
I can't even react anymore.
So like, you know, bro, you know, fine.
I won't react anymore.
Also, I started watching Top Gun with my girlfriend.
I've never watched it ever.
I've never watched it.
It's actually pretty good.
LARP LARP?
Shaheer?
What is this?
Who's this Pokemon?
Squiggly.
Swirlix.
Uh...
Clef-Coffery.
Ooh, Squavette.
Fuck.
Oh, moth, moth, champ.
Oh, okay.
Firefly.
Oh, I was close.
Oh my God, easy.
Flareon.
Ana-Alla-Epi.
I never heard of this one.
Pineapple.
No.
I'm not a larper. I swear. Oh my god
Elefante oh
Bro, I don't know this one. I
Don't know this one your guys you guys are telling me that you know these oh my god
Bro you see I knew this one. Oh my god, it's the purple it's the purple dude. What's his name?
Purple dude
No way
Wait, I'm lowkey ass at this.
I don't know these.
Does anyone even know these?
The fuck is all these Pokemains?
Okay, that's not a Pokemon.
I've never heard of Victavolt.
Sounds like a fucking, I can't even get one?
Click Gen 1.
Okay, easy.
Ready?
Let's restart.
watch watch watch watch watch watch watch
store x
oh my god
oh my god
that's gen five
Bitch, how do I click Gen 1?
I don't know this one. I don't know what a suit...
I'm not gonna pronounce that. Oh my god.
I don't know this one. Bro, I promise...
Bro, I promise you guys I know this. Oh my god. Snake, snake.
No, I promise.
I don't know this one.
Oh my god.
I don't know this one.
Oh my god.
I'm not a fucking warper.
I swear.
Oh my god.
Bulltorbs.
I don't know.
Oh my god.
Squirrel.
I don't know what this is for a plane, like is this a plane?
Lodios, Slotos, wait so you guys know this?
Oh my god, monkey.
You turned off Gen 1.
How do I know if the gen one is on or not?
Is it on right now?
Oh!
Now I got it, right?
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
What's her name?
Oh my god. Oh my god. No, it's Clefairy. I'm a fucking bot! Oh my god. Uh, I know this one. The Fire Lion.
Eevee. Oh my god. Um, oh my god, this guy's got pineapple on him. Pineapple.
Squid? I don't know this guy. Oh my god, I'm a larpher. Oh my f***ing god, bro. Oh my god,
C horsey.
Two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two.
I can't get one.
What?
Bag, Squirtle.
Bag, ride a Tata.
Hold on now.
Oh my God.
Oh my God, no, no, no, oh my God.
I don't know this one.
I don't know this one nine tails you guys know this shit. I don't know this one
My god, uh, diddy
Fuck
Larry on wait, I'm actually dog shit I
I don't know this one much choke row on my face all over me
Butterfly
Dude what happened to me I'm washed bone in hand of orange dude. Oh my god
I don't know
What?
Oh my god.
Is this a circle?
I don't even know.
Electro-light.
There's no way there's this many nerds in my chat.
Oh my god.
There's no way there's this many nerds in my chat
Dude, oh my god
Starfly oh my dick suckers, bro
No, no, no, oh my god, no
Don't be weird
No, it's not.
Crap.
Okay, should I get off this website?
I'm not this bad.
Let me go easy mode.
Let me go easy mode.
Let me go easy mode.
Uh, Gorados.
Onyx used to be my favorite Pokemon.
Oh my God.
Who's that Pokemon?
Boom.
Bro, I'm so bad.
I give up, bro.
Listen, bro, maybe I am a larper.
All right?
Elrond.
I don't know what I'm gonna do, bro.
Elrond.
Elrond.
Who's that, bro?
I tried.
I tried.
I'm a larper, bro.
I'm a larper.
I'm a larper.
How are you not one of the biggest streamers what does that even mean bro I'm not a fucking
streamer in general I'm a lifestyle.
Silky Tweet bitch I swear to god if I go on silky twitter.
Perfect sex. Perfect sex.
32! Let's go!
32, man!
DDG and Wendy Ortiz doubled down on saying they made Twitch become mainstream.
I mean, this is true, I mean, are we gonna argue with people and this is true chat?
Are you from Canada? I can hear the accent.
You're from...
Dude, am I right? Are you from Canada? I'm in a storm.
Dude, what's with the study?
Hey, are you peaked? Dude, are you peaked?
Nah, you're peaked. Dude, I can tell.
out wait what armadillo yeah I'm not even kidding man smoking weed here and
there is actually kind of fun what are you linking me bro
All right.
I want to do a big shout out to DDG and Wendigo, low key.
Without them, we would never be here.
Live in 25 minutes.
So, okay, so this is soaking time.
So what time is the actually live?
Generally.
Generally serious, generally.
Like two hours, maybe four maybe five maybe even six dare. I say one more dare. I say one more
Dare I say one more?
Important
You guys know I almost got banned by the way, I actually almost got banned
You guys know that scream link that I'd be sending you know that you know that link
Stop putting emails for every single thing I say
Bro that scream link they told me that apparently that's banable
But I think they left me off with a warning possibly. I don't know so no more fun. No more fun police
I guess I guess scares are like banable. So yeah, I gotta just no more fun, bro
I don't know the fun police were there. I almost got banned. I almost got banned, bro. I
I know he missed more than one day, but this is still insane twist trackers pretty inaccurate
But I basically streamed almost every single day of this year and you guys could say cap all you want
I think I've missed like seven days eight days total
I'll be honest with you
I've missed like eight days total and you guys could spam cap all you want
But I literally have and you guys still fucking complain, bro. You guys think I'm a piece of shit
Simple as that bro, why don't you guys give me some type of credit?
Like even when I don't have shit playing I still go live like today I had another plan
I'm still going live because I like seeing you guys simple as that
E-Rob is officially the world's number one retard maxer. What number am I on bro?
Nice brah number 11 Jason's up on the score. Let me let me do my votes today
Nice bro E-Rob is number one unbeated by almost fucking double
Did you cop anything from supreme this week? I'm gonna be honest with you
I actually like supreme but there's this is Lakewood, New Jersey
But the largest orthodox Jewish communities in America how large are the families out here anywhere from six to twelve children?
This is oh y'all not even kidding. What is this video called?
Bro my girlfriend told me to react to this and so did you guys bro?
like an
Hour long video about Jewish people in
It's your family so you're trying to tell me for y'all
You know, I'm not even kidding. When is this gonna joke? When is this gonna die down? I'm dead ass. When is this gonna die down?
Like I'm not me serious, bro
Never never take a DNA test. I'm saying even if I have Jewish like in my blood like bro
You guys act like I'm this Jew like like this Jewish bro. Like I'm so confused
You're not welcome here, you're not welcome.
Like, bro, do you guys think I walk around outside after stream like this?
Like, I'm confused.
You are.
So you guys think when I end my stream I go outside like this.
You guys think I have...
I might have been kidding. How do I do a DNA test?
Analyze genetic material.
You just take swab...
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one is it?
Which one do I get?
or three.
My girlfriend said do not do an ancestry test.
Too much data they get.
Yeah, I'm not even kidding.
She actually puts her tinfoil hat on too much.
I'm not even kidding.
Oh my God, bro.
Like they already know everything about me.
This world has everything they want to do about me.
I'm dead serious.
If they want to kill me, they can kill me.
If they want info about me, they can have info about me.
They can clone you, de-gloved.
Do you think people got clothed?
Marlin did it?
Well, Marlin did it because he's a spy.
That's why.
He was forced to do it.
Bro, I want to do an ancestry thing.
I want to see what I am.
This one doesn't really make sense because who cares about this?
This one literally just tells me what I'm going to get.
Like what I'm going to die to, basically.
Like if I'm going to get cancer, etc.
You know what I'm saying?
Like what runs in my family?
This one's pretty good.
Number two is pretty good.
Stop being cheap.
Oh my God.
You just don't even listen to you.
Wait.
So how long does it take for me to get my results?
How long would it take?
like three weeks?
What okay, so generally serious if it came back that said that I was like three percent like any type of like
African or whatever would y'all be a mad if I started saying it I
Found out I'm 2% Nigerian
I'm gonna be honest with you if I find out I'm Nigerian at all really top. I'm starting from that s
I give you the pass bro your name is hardscope stable or not. Oh, I should fucking banish you from the twitch chat you fucking bum
25,000 subs and can't spend 500 bucks. Yo dick writer. Yo, are you fucking listening to me?
Like are you even listen? Yo, I'm not even kidding. Y'all are like retweeting is giving people my check credit
You already said it
Should I do like the voice where I go?
No, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, I said never oh my fucking god, bro or never
I did not say the n-word
Should I do like the voice where I go?
Like bro bro bro bro listen to it
I got rid of him.
Bro, I literally, I literally said never.
Slowing it down does not help your case.
You guys are actually fucking morons, bro.
Like, I'm dead ass too.
And then, yeah, then you have the same people.
I don't think this shit's real.
How much time was this nigga spending on the intro?
Lately, I've been feeling like God.
P.S., I'm a mental.
I just set the bar.
Niggas fall under it like a limbo.
The family, all that matters.
I'm just out here with my-
Okay, so 23 and me
What are the worst things that can happen by the hundred dollars and I don't care what is the worst thing that could happen?
Can they actually get my DNA and like clone me or no?
Can they actually clone me?
Dead serious. Can they actually clone me?
Homage what?
Wait, he stole my songs?
Dead Sears bro, I gotta make a better album than him.
This is fucked up.
You stole my music?
Okay, 23 and me.
Let's be honest with me.
Be honest, right?
MS paints.
What do we think I am?
Right?
What do we think I am?
Like if I had to guess what DNA I am,
what do you think majority, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no, no, no, I'm not doing this anymore.
I'm not doing this, bro.
Can you guys actually type?
How do you, here we go.
Hold on.
Okay, hold on.
What do you think majority I am?
Let's talk.
Let's talk business for real.
Like what am I majority if we have to guess like outlaw, what would I be?
I would say like half Jew, half Indian, bro, I'm going to be honest with you.
I think I'm very would you guys think I'm like what Middle Eastern do you think
I have in my blood and don't just say like stupid. I'm actually say I think I have a lot of Middle Eastern in my blood. I
Don't know though. I
Honestly, don't know
Guys, okay. Let's just say Jewish. Okay. Now what what else like?
Pakistan attack I know for a fact I'm minimum like what like
Like, like, I would say like 15% maybe?
Or like 12%, like 12% like Italian?
What do you think?
Or is that too high?
Is that too high?
Is that too high?
Too low?
You think?
Cause my mom's Italian I'm pretty sure.
Okay, okay, no, no, no, no, 100% Jew, there you go.
Is that what you want, bro?
That was you want like goddamn. I'm like actually trying to figure this out
We're trying to do our own diagnosis. I
Smell my balls. What it smells bad goddamn motherfuckers type one mess up word you guys just instantly I would say I would say I have like I
Would say like five percent like black for sure I
Would say I
would say like 22% Italian I would say wait I fucked up this
there we go you know I'm not even getting out you know outlaw do you just
gonna sit here and just people type 29% body fat it becomes impossible to talk
about anything like bro Mario you're a mod typing 50% narcissism 55% Judaism 30%
Indianism that's not even a fit I'm done I'm done I'm done I'm done trying I'm
actually done trying I'm actually done trying bro I see people saying 29%
body fat that's not the click listen bro I'll do this test right now how do I
buy this do wait do I do it online or do I go to like a pharmacy near me
They give me to get this up wait you do it online and they mail it
Wait, so should I ship it to this house? Like what if we move out and it takes weeks to come in like who knows?
We might not be here for another month
Should I wait?
Send it to your PO box. Oh wait. Why don't you guys send this to my PO box someone someone ordered this to me
Okay. You guys pay for this. No, no, no, no, son. Fuck no. So, you guys, it's $100, you're
a millionaire. Yo, do I have to pull up my bank right now? Do I debt us to pull up my
bank? No, I got you guys. I bet. I bet. Ready? I'm opening PayPal right now. $915.
$950
Like it $950 paypal equals beg low W
All right, fine, let me open up my Wells Fargo
Wait, so they thinkโฆ wait, so Iโฆ
They think that I make $57,000 to $76,000 a month.
Do you think that's too high or too low?
Instagram income.
I don't make a dollar off Instagram.
Not even a singular dollar.
This website sucks.
What is this?
20, Yahoo Finance.
I feel like Yahoo is a bit of a Benjamin.
Oh, here we go. Here we go stable not a net worth updated 2026
Do not even kidding I actually don't know what the world thinks I make
Begging for expensive items then flexing his money. Wow narcissistic
So-theopath Jewish corn muffin. What the fuck are you even typing, bro?
And there goes my IP address, bro. I actually just lost my IP address. I'm dead serious
What is a corn muffin, bro? What is a corn muffin? Are you a fucking burger boy?
Yo, I'm so confused did our house I like get leaked
This shit these websites don't load
stable not of faces backlash after calling the $10,000 a day twitch income depressing
Yo, what are these articles of times of India, bro? Like what is this?
Noxics they were not over revealed. He was depressed that twitch only paid him 10,000 per day. Who is noxic?
After the clip became widely popular just me and many users contended that calling it $10,000 a day income depressing
You know bro. Should we just farm a clip? You know fuck it. I'm bored. No, I'm bored
I'm bored. I'm bored, bro. This is farm a clip
Let's see here month of February inspect element on my revenue. Let's see here
Holds everyone holds
Wait you can't there we go
All right, bro, I mean it all
Okay, chat, I've been seeing the recent drama talking about that I was depressed that Twitch
only paid me $10,000 per day in 2026, but honestly, I'm sick and tired of you guys saying
that I don't make money, I don't do this, I don't do that, bro, all right, fine, whatever.
I'll show you guys my analytics.
So in the month of February so far this month, I made $984,000, $984,507 to be exact.
I'm not trying to like flex on anyone. I just want to show that being a streamer
You could do anything that you want to do as long as you put your mind to it. No dead ass
Dead ass to bro dead ass like I I really inspire like I saw a lot of people tell me y'all grind
You should go to the mr. Beast thinks you can win a million dollars for a chat, bro
I'm not gonna lie. We're on pace to making million dollars this month. Thanks to you guys giving me money, so
Thank you guys seriously refresh
Um, I broke so recently I broke my refresh button, but yeah
Thank you guys seriously for supporting me the desk like I'm dead ass man
You guys you guys showing me love every single day. It's it's getting better and better. Congrats Ron. You deserve it
Damn, do you guys think I deserve it or no?
23 and me is mentioned 16,000 times in the FC I emails to not give them your DNA
Wait, did my computer just freeze?
Hello?
Hello?
Am I still alive?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
I don't know if anyone could see me,
but it says I have no internet.
What is going on?
Everything is frozen.
Wait, can you guys type in my chat?
Wait, did someone take me out?
Wait, what is going on?
Wait, am I getting taken out?
It literally says...
Oh, it literally says...
Oh, they're back.
What the fuck?
I thought it was actually over.
I thought it was actually over.
Wait, what is going on, bro?
Can anyone hear me?
Are they trying to take out my internet?
What is going on?
Yo, somebody's trying to take me out.
I'm dead ass, someone's trying to take me out, bro.
Right when I mess it, mentioned Epstein.
Yeah, but you were rooting for my pet that the whole time, you fucking asshole.
You, you personally were rooting for my pet that you, nigga.
Oh, God.
Wait, did you go to the mr. Beast thing or no?
Maybe we go buy maybe we go buy Saeed a new hamster
Should we buy him a new hamster?
Y'all Ron you look so good today. Oh, thank you, bro
They're doing a funeral today
Bro, I'm not even kidding.
I would dead ass take that hamster out and throw it like a football Ron.
You actually look great today.
I can tell you've been losing weight.
Oh my God, bro.
That's love.
That's actually love.
Thank you.
That's actually love.
She moved.
Pennet?
It's chat's moving too quick.
Ron, I can tell you went to the gym six days in a row.
Oh, thank you.
Yeah.
Yo, Saeed bro, I'm sorry about your hamster.
Yeah, I mean, there's just so many cameras, bro.
Wait, so what happened here?
Yeah, good, bro.
What happened to her?
Well, somebody told me that she might be hibernating,
but then I checked and she's not hibernating.
Yeah, no, I know.
So, like, what happened, though, bro?
Well, I was chilling, you know, out on my computer,
and then also went up to the cage
and saw that she was dead.
and then he showed her a camera.
I said, don't shoot that body on camera.
And yeah, and then that's when he screamed
and got everybody and you know.
Tell him, how you feeling right now?
You know, it's sad, but you know,
she's in a better place though.
Are you laughing?
Are you laughing right now?
No, no, oh my soul, girl.
I'm just like
I see you smiling bro
No I'm not bro I'm just like
Damn she's trying a better place you think you think so?
She's not alive though
That's not usually a better place
Like
What does that mean?
I mean sometimes I guess like the better place you know
Yeah
I'm on my soul
I'm like crying a little
John maintained my tears for the stream
Damn bro. So what do y'all do? What are y'all doing today with the hamster?
What does that mean
So what do you mean you have in a funeral
Okay, wait is this gonna be live stream
Yeah, wait what's on?
Honestly, I don't know I could get the time from you do you want the address am I invited I don't want to you know
Don't accept an invite that wasn't invited to yourself
I'm sure you're invited
All right, bro. Yeah, sure
Maybe I gotta wear a suit and shit or no it's in OC
It's an O's. Yeah, it's an O's. Where an O's. I don't know. I just got invited yesterday.
It's at a girl party in O's. Wait, so you guys are celebrating his death? Okay, it's
that hat. It's hers. Can I marry Lash Pavel, don't worry. I'm losing pounds because I
What is that, bro?
You don't lose weight over a one day, Rose.
I don't know.
Bro, I was 150, now I'm 130.
How did you lose 20 pounds overnight?
Well, I haven't weighed myself in a while.
Like, maybe like a week.
Yes, Auntie.
The only thing you're going viral for is that fat ass
stomach, boy.
Wait, it's for her hamster?
Wait, so what are you guys, so I'm confused.
It's an hour away, two hours away,
to go party that the hamster is dead?
Okay, I'm not partying, bro.
I'm there to mourn because my hamster died.
It sounds like a fucking celebration.
Oh, I'm not there to celebrate, bro.
I'm there to mourn the loss.
Even if they're probably there to, you know, to party.
But, yeah, that death really didn't hit home enough.
I took a lot of shots at working.
It's a okay so do you want a new hamster I think I'm just gonna focus on the
decos damn bro you could buy me more deco fluid if you want to if you want to
no I'm good off that out of that yo Santi bro even Marlon a god amongst men is
having trouble making you lose weight yo Santi bro you are a fat bitch it's
It's simple as that, I weigh less than you.
So it's like, what?
Why didn't you go to Mr. Beaston?
Ah, no.
You saw Tyler was there?
Yeah.
I'll say it was a reason one day.
Oh, OK.
Maybe for a chance.
I'll see you around.
I was about to go and take a shit, so.
Wait, so is your hamster in the front of your guys'
house right now?
Yeah, they're buried.
There's like flowers and a Lebron.
Damn.
Lebron has you there.
So that'd be a shame if I had to go get up, right?
You take it up, you're getting shot on my porch.
That's illegal in California, bro.
And I'll go to jail for that shit, bro.
Damn, bro.
Then test me, bro.
Maybe I can just go to pay respects.
I mean, yeah, you can pay respects,
except for any unbearing hurt.
Dying, bro.
I would never dig up the hamster put it in the sock and smack it against the wall bro.
I did ask what he did.
I'm being serious too bro.
I would never do that.
I did ask what he did.
Yeah, you know.
But if you can make some other joke bro.
I'm gonna find Bunder's too great for the real dude.
Bunder is eaten by fucking maggots right now underground bro.
That dog is fucking big
Yeah
Alright well I gotta go back to work
Hey fuck your hamster bro that ass
Hey me that hamster rested piss bro, I'm not gonna lie
That ass bro that hamster was out. I had it coming bro. They did ask how to come in
You can put the blue round or all you want with an open mouth bro a dead ass had it coming
We're smoking on that fucking hamster
Bro, hey, like what do we hamsters even do every day? I'm dead ass
Like I'm actually like what is on my fucking page
You know outlaw, why does my my internet keep going out? What is actually happening? I can't be on my desktop. I'm so confused
What is it?
Why is my internet going out? I'm actually confused
Wait, someone is actually like
What do I do? What do I did what do I did I still everything is getting frozen
Is it on your guys' side or is it just on my side?
Like, what is this?
Hello?
Hello, hello.
I mean, bro, is my chat dead?
Did I fall off?
Did I actually fall off?
Can't even react like bro like is this what it feels like?
All right
Let me text the guys
I mean this is just like I just don't understand did I fall off bro, did I get us?
like I can't I can't even desktop I'm dead ass is like is actually retorting
is the internet downstairs there's nothing
Like what the f- I mean, dude, did someone forget to pay the internet bill?
It's actually just going out, whatever, I'm not kidding, but on every fucking device.
Well, Silky doesn't even know yet, and he's probably going to go live, bro, like I can't
even do it.
Take the left.
We pay wait the internet bill wouldn't even be right now anyway. It'd be in like two days four days. It'd be in the new month
Someone's trying to take me out I'm actually serious. They're trying to like stop whatever I'm doing
Hey, Griff live right now
It seems like there's someone trying to take out our internet. I don't understand up now. I'm back
Yo, why does the internet keep going in and out? Would there be a reason is there any specific reason?
I mean you got to pay the bill right?
Yeah.
Then no, I have no idea.
So what should I do?
The internet keeps going in and out.
I mean, I don't know, that's not my thing, but I'd have to ask a tech dude, like I asked
my guy and see what he says.
Okay, yeah, if you could let me know, bro, I'm a little worried right now.
I can't work.
I'm worried, bro.
these guys have nothing to do besides watch me.
So I'm gonna word.
All right, let me know I make a call.
Okay, yeah, if you could let me know.
Or check if the area maybe has an outage.
You do that while I check,
while I make a call to this company.
What company do we use?
What do we use?
I think it's both AT&T and Spectrum.
How do I know there's an outage chat?
Someone check if there's an outage in Studio City.
That's not a leak, bro.
Everyone knows.
I'm calling.
All right.
You're not swapping around with it?
Well, I think I'm about to swap it.
If it keeps going in and out, it's impossible.
Fuck that dead hamster, bro.
I'm dead serious.
Download more RAM.
Woesh, get a fucking job.
Do internet speed test, but don't show wait.
Does the internet speed test tell me like you think that tells me or no?
My IP address is 7694 244 11.
Am I not supposed to say that?
Wait, it froze again.
Download test ever error, a socket error curve.
Does someone have something on our internet? Is there a fucking rat?
What's going on?
Bro, I actually can't do anything.
What is the socket error?
Laze, what do we do?
Hello?
My W zero viewers are you dead ass?
When you get a socket error you want to open command prompt type com IP config flush DNS
and then go fuck yourself.
I'm not even kidding you'll you'll scorpion you're forever going to be a twitch model
you're never going to have children you're never going to enjoy life like you're never
We're gonna do anything productive in your life.
Bro, I'm dead serious.
But you're literally gonna wake up the rest of your life
just being a fucking loser.
Wait, so do you wanna go to that thing tonight or no?
Bro, there's no way I'm about to drive two hours
to see a fucking dead hamster funeral just for like,
like, bro, no, I'm good low key.
Is it?
Yeah, she's a bunch of girls, she's a bunch of girls with a great-
Oh yeah, I'm good, bro.
Is that fair, like, we're like, oh, you don't want you to stream though, like you're very
keeping the stream, but I don't know, they're gonna stay for a few more time until I'm
gonna end this stream.
Yo, mods, I'm not even gonna do a mod clear out.
Another day of run with zero motivation and no grind, omaze zero.
What are you even typing?
Like I'm literally live!
Monkey yo, are you fucking delayed? I'm not on VIP. I'm actually about on VIP, bro
I'm actually on about on VIP, bro
We call silky right now. Let me see if we're leaving soon. Wait, we don't have a car then
Bro, where's your car?
What do you mean your car doesn't start?
How does your car not start anymore
But what is classic enough to start
Buy him a car. Okay. Yep. There it is. So you guys want me to go okay?
So you tell me what I'm gonna go do right now go to the dealership go buy a laser car
Yeah, let me go do that for my stream, bro. Nice and sick of this shit
You should just sell it bro, man fuck your grandma she stole 200 bucks from me
I don't go fuck get ladies that yo we can't unironically go to a Tesla dealership and get a Tesla for
$300 a month I'm not even kidding. Chad is not how much they are. I'm not kidding. No I'm being
serious. Ross where to God. Let me go on their website if it fucking loads. Bro okay what's the
What's the look 399 look 399 dollars a month. I'm not kidding
Order now
Hold on. Let's see what this is finance. Okay. Would you finance it or lease it lease it, right?
rear-wheel drive you get the shittiest one
With nothing
It's literally just
How much is your car right now would you say?
Okay, wait Pepsi. Hi Pepsi. Yo Pepsi. I miss you, bro
I miss going downstairs and having you bro. I need your ideas look
For you bro. Laze you put $4,000 down. I'm not kidding. It says
$399 a month
What are you typing in my chat fuck your Audi I want my Tesla CERN like uchawa. What does this mean, bro?
What are you typing for three years? Well, how long would you have it?
Okay, so there's another offer this one says zero dollars down two hundred dollars a month for
eight hundred ninety four months
And then you also have to give you also have to give a pie to blood it says
What's your credit score you don't have a credit card you have no credit you zero credit
How old are you
I'm like any credit like not even like 600
Haven't you gotten a credit card
I don't believe we're in the bank and open a new bank down here because I need to cut a union in Wisconsin so I can't like, you know, I don't have to get in the bank. I believe it's having done it.
It's hate. I don't care if yours is 740, bro. Your hamster's rotting right now in your front of your house. I don't care
What are you typing bro another day of the 29% body fat cherry-held demon with no motivation or ideas being narcissistic
To his chat typical person's you Indian. I'm actually I'm actually typing you out for 30 minutes. Go go take a fucking walk, bro
But if I say something I'm bad mr. 29% fuck you
yo I'm not even kidding we could dead-ass go get your Tesla right now no no
this would go in your name this is not going to my name wait chat I'm a little
confused though can you go into a Tesla and buy it off the lot or no can you
there's got to be so many are you did ass we mean it's $4,000 oh that was me
wait why not bro nets is most likely found in dirt if I'm rushing bro I'm
I'm gonna actually like say super bled every morning.
Matt's Ben's fucking linking my chat please.
Fixed, wait, what do you think's wrong with your car?
Dude, just didn't start, the car's down the road
somewhere out of the sun.
Do you think it's the battery?
Yeah, 100% it's just me and you don't start it,
just been sitting there for like a long time.
Bro, I'm not kidding, there'll probably be someone
in the chat that will buy the car.
Would anyone buy his car for five beds?
So, I got like around like 80K miles,
What does that mean? They're zip tied off wait these go for like 10 bands yo lace is it the
SV
Is there a Nissan century SVJ?
What is this?
Is it a SV?
Bro you could dead ass price sells for like eight bands under sell and people might often like off you
Like what is the point of giving me like one two three four five six seven eight bits bro and just no message like you literally
Like you get you get to meet eight pennies bro with no message. I'm about it. I'm timing you out for five minutes
I don't know why you just ruin my life, but you actually just piss me off bro. Say, thank you
How about fuck you? It's like it's like jet
Ungrateful. Yeah, no, bro. I'm over this
I have this car. I don't think you can go in and buy one off the lot from Tesla direct
Bro, there's no way high-fives. There's no way you you're telling me you can't go to Tesla and just walk in and buy a car. I
Don't believe it. There's so many of them
Drew got a BMW but ladies gets a Tesla L boss. Yo drew boy his car, bro
No.
Okay, we'll BMW for sale.
BMW, let's just go on BMW's website.
You look at M5 competitions, who does it?
I'm not buying you an M5 competition.
I heard those, uh...
Wait, you could low key get a BMW
for like the same price.
Models, what's a good BMW, Jack?
Like, actually, just don't be lying.
You could low key get
I mean where are these sedans co-coops no sedans little key a three series and
xm what the fuck is this what are these new models okay you like a SUV or do you
like a coop or a CDN yeah what's better a CDN or a coop a coop what what
Damn, these are expensive. Fuck BMW. What the fuck?
When is the ball gonna get rolling?
What does that even mean? Your ball doesn't even roll at all.
Your ball literally needs to be jump-started
Bro, you literally don't have a car that works
Chad do you need a car would you say on your day-to-day?
I feel like having a car is like a necessity nowadays. I'm not kidding anyone gets a car
It's like they understand it
Bro, I feel like you need a car
Like you don't got to get something crazy like bro. You could get like a
Porsche
Come on, let's get you a used one
We could get you oh my god prices are going up nowadays bro the cayenne is a mommy car
bro that's a mom car chat do you guys like these really
I think even like the new ones like I'm talking like chat the fucking like the big body ones
I don't know bro. I'm not a fan of the turbo GT even I'm not a fan of that
Like chat is this ugly or is this hot like I don't even know
Oh, it doesn't look like bad, but it's like.
Isn't that another one of a kind?
Yeah, I like Porsche interior, bro.
It's actually so nice.
Bro, why don't we just get crazy?
I'm dead serious.
Okay, would you go 50-50 with me or no?
On what?
If I bought a Ferrari?
Ferrari?
I don't know if it hit me on the e-book yet.
But you don't even know what that is.
I don't.
I'm not kidding.
I'll buy up here a song way for us, okay?
It attacks right off, but I need money. I
Could probably get this how much is this a month chat would you say?
How much money would this be a monthly thing?
Configurator, let's see right now. All right, would we want let's this is let's build one
Let's build one. Yeah, come here, bro. Let's stop you shy
Okay, would we want our own color or like what would we want?
Like what do you think it's basic not white no no no no no white
I'm trying to think here. Yeah, what color? What's our color? All right? What's our color like you think like like a blue?
Holy chud yeah, you do have a chud fit. It's okay. No blue. Okay. How about we just keep it simple row support the Fino?
This is the red is that the popular
No, no, no, no, no, we can't do black.
Black is so boring.
Whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what is this?
Carbon fiber black addition?
What is this?
I actually don't like that, I'm not a fan of that.
I mean, we could do, this is a nice blue,
this is a cool blue, hold on.
This one's nice, I'm not gonna lie, this one's nice.
I don't know, bro, it's a little too childish.
You know what he's calling me?
It's like, what's up, bro?
Yeah, bro, is that hamster actually dead in the front yard?
I'm about to go over there and dig it up
Yeah, what did I do
And guess what and guess what I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fine fuck
Not even a little bit. I don't give a single fuck
What are you gonna do, bro?
We're trying
Yeah, we're trying to speck out a Ferrari right now that me and laser better go 5050 on bro
You're about to be jealous
Nice charity brother, come on.
Holy fucking shit, a million fucking dollars?
I'll donate a million dollars to you
when you fucking stop ripping up chicken jockeys, okay?
Go fuck yourselves, go fuck yourselves.
Your number's gonna elit,
your number's gonna elit if you hang up.
Oh my God.
You're lying, I'm looking at your stringy stick and pants.
Wait, bro, let's do something soon, come on.
What are you doing today?
Well, today I'm going to have a straight funeral.
Yeah, at 10 o'clock just be around women, bro.
Like you're a fucking chud, bro.
And you have a girlfriend.
And you have a girlfriend.
And he doesn't care.
Doesn't care
Right now absolutely fucking nothing my internet keep going in and out bro, and I actually want in and out so bad
And I have no car. Lays doesn't have a car. So we're thinking about buying him a car
Can you jump start his car
Yes
I'm just buying this shit bro. How much is this? How do we buy this bro? How much are these things Ferrari?
Let's just go bro, let's actually go to the far again by this right now my game
Who's that in your room who's that in your room stop
I don't know your other friend that you tell me about
I'm not gonna do this in front of your girlfriend, bro. I'm not gonna make you like
I'm a grinder first of all. I'm a great. I'm a great grinder. I'm on grinder to
Well, no, that's not the only reason
This problem doesn't look bad wait, can you loan me $600,000
You made $600,000
Yeah.
No, not yet.
I think I'm like three.
So you use Rick.
You have $300,000 to your name.
No, I don't have $300,000.
You're rich, actually.
I got to tip the cab, bro.
You'd be larping as bulls.
That's actually smart. That's actually gonna be a larping as poor as your viewers like feel bad for you
And they want to like help you make it out the front of the mud
That's great. I have to tip that. I really do. I have to tip that. I tip that
Intentionally making yourself look poor on screen. Nope. No way. Should I sell my car to do the same shit?
Yeah, that's the tech. Wait, should I sell my cars to do the same shit?
You look like fake restarting the game. I'm really stupid.
Wait, so chat let me get this straight Yugi fakes being poor is this like a real is this actually a method
Wait low-key bro chat, I'm not gonna lie, bro like
Low-key chat, I don't really want to you know flex on y'all anymore. Yo ladies bro. Enjoy it
But worse both of them and they yes, bro. I don't want it anymore, bro
Enjoy it. I want to restart. I want to start new of my career, bro
Listen boys if y'all are here if y'all are new to the stream. I'm starting fresh
Make sure to give some subs. You know what I'm saying. I'm brand new. I'm dead ass, bro
Shit's brand new over here. I'm a new streamer coming up. So yeah
It was a 25 minutes to ask for your own millionaire.
Wait, five gifted, thank you so much, bro.
Thank you so much.
Thank you, bro.
That's my first five gifted in my career.
Yo, wait, so you're about to not go live
until like midnight?
Dude, I don't even know what I'm about to do, bro.
I'm about to go, mom.
Bro, I wanted to see you, bro.
I wanted to see you.
I know, bro.
We said, bro, why are you,
I might not be here tomorrow
Five different KPRW I have to go to something really sad
I've got to wear a suit to I've got to wear a suit
Yeah, it's for fucking dead hamster
You know the guy streaming me on YouTube by the way, I just reported your whole account
I see the of 200 viewers. I'm getting rid of your whole fucking account. It's up to you
If you want to keep it going. Peace out, bro. You going? Thank you for another five gift
They've been wait. Where's my car keys? Wait, I'm actually serious. Where did ladies go?
Damn so you're about to leave me all alone
I'm gonna leave y'all alone.
And what do you want to do?
Wait, you taking first man?
Yeah, I took her on the block, real quick.
Make sure you weren't scatting me. Everything still hurts, still drives.
You didn't hear a pern?
Whole way down, it's just farting. The whole way. I'm flying now. I'm probably getting just absolutely zooming.
Chesh, should I go to Ferrari in Newport? Maybe Sunday? Sunday could be a good show.
You could go to OC and wait you want to go to OC UG on Sunday
I could look he plants himself I can get us to probably some cool shit
Sunday's this is nothing
Oh, I found out I found out why are you laughing?
I found out today that um I have to register my car in California
I paid all my taxes actually
Thank you for the gift it's up bro um yeah bro I gotta I gotta I gotta buy a new
house in Montana bro I got it I gotta buy a new look at this chat bro giggling
at me like losing something bro yeah I mean dude when I had to fucking switch
my 812 from Montana California you thought an 812 was pronounced 812
Because that's all I would you say
Yeah, that I think drives beautifully Ross really just I was tearing up the streets of fucking
Yo, Yugi bro, what are you about to do for the whole day?
You know
It's fucking late, bro. You think I'm taking fucking right, babe?
Anything that makes sense, bro, is literally taking what I'm gonna fucking sell, bro.
Then go live right now. Then go live right now.
I would easily go live right now, bro. I'm still sick. I'm feeling ballish right now, bro.
Still sick, but you're gonna be feeling real good at 10 p.m. when this shot o'clock, bro.
Fuck you. Fuck you.
So let me get this straight, right?
You're about to do nothing for the rest of the day, but when stable or not I want to do something
Which is now you're bailing on me classic chat classic
Classy bro
Actually, bro, this is a duck smoky. Is it still even fucking live yet like bro like
I just see that. I just see you're gonna do something with Silky. You're using me as the stonest and you stupid bitch.
Yeah, bro, bro, bro. Your girlfriend can be the stream with us if she has to be around, bro.
Like, come on, let's log in.
No, better not, bro. Better not, bro. Your manager can also be the streaming bitch.
You're streaming with my-
Kimmy, don't give a fuck.
Kimmy cares, bro. Kimmy cares, bro. That's why you're number one.
You're not like I said, number one. You're not doing the EEC.
If I wanted to- I, like, I want to, I do know.
If you wanted to you go to EDC
I'll put it on everything wrong on the EDC this year, bro. We all are going without our girlfriends
Yeah, well wait you can you stream today you can you stream today then things up
I think your whole body would be like squirming.
Oh, fuck.
Wait, I'm so confused.
Silky said 25 minutes he'll be live.
Where is he?
Maybe he's live me too.
Wait, if anything, I'll make it up on myself and probably just join you as a collab, okay?
No, you're not even here, bro.
Alright, sounds good.
For what?
I'll just make it up on myself and we'll all just get high.
We'll all just get high.
Then we'll eat some air one, you know?
Show it to her, too, lucky.
You can just get private with her, I see it in evil.
In the middle of the fucking day.
Did we get high?
Did everyone just chill and talk about life?
Yo, Tony, worldwide, bro, I see your YouTube stream.
I'm getting rid of your YouTube stream, brother.
I see your YouTube stream of re-streaming my content.
I'm gonna get rid of your whole account.
Enjoy it while it lasts, bro.
Everything about you is getting gone.
Goodbye.
Yeah, we're going to get high, eat airwaves, talk about life, and you guys don't have your
cars, but we'll just, on the side of the, on the side of the phase house, and then we'll
just chill into the night, then we all go to back to our set-ups, we game a little
bit of gaming, play a little bit of overwatch, you know, the, yeah, you think I should
to chat on multi stream right now, see what the chat looks like.
What do you do with that ending?
Chat, chat, how do I multi stream?
Should I make a YouTube thing right now and see?
I just want to see, I literally just want to see
what the viewers would do.
Like I want to have a chat off.
I really wonder if YouTube has its own viewers.
What if it only has like five people?
Well, it might not have.
Wait, what channel should I do?
Oh, I don't know, I don't know.
Chat, what should I do?
My main channel with a million subscribers?
I would say main, fuck it.
But I mean, I don't know if it fucks anything up or not, so.
There's no way, well, this is a bunch of dead viewers, though.
There's nothing here.
Rebuild it, though.
Should I try it?
Good.
Do you think, wait, how do I even do it?
How do you even do it?
Maybe click create at the top?
No, yeah.
Yes?
Yeah.
Oh my God, look at you.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Oh, fuck, oh, fuck.
Wait, what the fuck, I can't do...
Oh, look at the camera on the right!
What is happening? Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Hello?
Wait, they're actually in my main frame, I'm not even getting it.
I'm dead-ass, I'm dead-ass.
I'm dead-ass, seriously, they're in the main frame.
What is going on who's wait what is going on wait what is going on hello
Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? I don't think I could do it outlaw. State law and auto
Reveals you made $1,000 into which I'm not even kidding people are gonna believe that shit. I
Was promised to stream 3,000 years ago. All right, I can't take this dress. Seriously
I might be the only streamer that can sit here and do absolutely nothing for fucking two hours and have a bunch of fucking morons in
This chapter happy bro
This is like actually depressing because like if you are alive, this is probably what all their
All the other people are doing too. They're just sitting on their PC
Just trying to find any retarded shit for any drop of dopamine. How the fuck do I build a live stream?
Try it again wait, what if my camera gets disabled again?
Bro schedule stream related later bro
Okay, here we go stream
Boi brothers monetization on oh my god, I got it hold
Okay, I got it wait, how do I put both on though? How do I put both on?
Can I show this like here?
Brian need woes, bro
GGs. GGs, bro, I need woesh.
Deadass. Oh, we got another one. Tony Worldwide. I'm getting rid of your whole stream, bro.
I'm getting rid of your account. Alright, should we switch to IRL? Can you switch for a quick?
Could do that.
Speed 72.
You want a screenshot I can talk you through it like me jerking off
I could
Hello
Can you hear me?
Yeah
Wait so should I do this or no this could be kind of funny
Yeah, I mean, so yeah, go to the live chat. Everyone just hold you're gonna have to look at my face. I'm sorry
And then you're gonna do schedule stream
Uh, okay, so key at the top you see that drop down, uh-huh
So it create new string key, uh-huh
And then just name it whatever the fuck doesn't matter, and then hit done.
Cool.
Okay, now you hit copy thingy to the right of it.
Okay, and now go to your toolkit.
settings, destinations, custom RTMP, its name is YouTube, then paste it right there
put that in the stream key under and then go back to YouTube and then
stream URL at the bottom, a copy, no the other one, the other one, is that up there,
it's saved, then go hit enable on Lacey, go to live streaming, change your title and shit and
Everything on the right about
Yes, the left
My first ever dual stream
Right, okay
You want like a thumbnail or anything or not? No, I mean, there's probably like five people that join this
All right, so then yeah, just hit the enable on the destination. It'll go live. So you're instantly
Uh-huh, okay. I
I did it.
Uh-oh.
Is it your main channel?
Yeah.
Let me see.
Is it my life?
I want to see what it's going to be like.
Wait, no way. Is it dead? Is my channel dead?
I haven't uploaded in like a year.
That's showing up for me yet.
Yo dude, are you serious?
They go back to you
in you
We like
Hello, I don't think it's too late. Look enabled you see
Yeah, go back to your YouTube way to say it's live
But it's I there you go. Is there that much of a delay? Oh my god. Yeah, wait, where?
about the same
Where oh
Oh, my first ever dual stream.
Holy YouTube chat.
Wait, how do I pop out a YouTube chat somewhere?
Wait.
Wait, this is so weird.
These are probably viewers from COVID that are watching.
Wait, 500 real viewers.
Not bad.
Not bad.
Wait, TOS, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what do you mean,
wait, what's TOS?
It's not TOS anymore.
What is it?
What?
You can't show other platforms chats
if you're multi-streaming, but they're changing that.
Wait, YouTube chat, what are your guys' emotes?
Dude, these are actually probably like little ass kids,
bro, look at these guys.
Look at them, bro.
They're putting poop emojis.
Wait, look at these emotes that they have.
Yo, YouTube chat is actually stupid.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo, ladies, you seeing this?
Wait, what do you think has more viewers?
My main channel or my live channel, you think?
I have never done it. I've never uploaded on my main channel
Your live channel would probably get set out
Better than your main since you haven't uploaded on your main in a while
Like when I type stable Ronaldo your live channel popped up and then I had to scroll down like five times to find your main channel
Wait, these guys are literally just saying we want fortnight like oh my god. They're actually like in a time capsule. What the fuck?
They're in a time capsule
Damn bro
You should do YouTube on these streams where you play Fortnite and you try to call for FNCS again.
There's so many kids by watching in here that think I actually still play Fortnite. Look at this.
Oh never mind that's all right. Yep. Play with clicks. What the fuck you're alive.
Fortnite please. We want Fortnite. Solo squads. Same shirt. Wait these guys are actually like special bro.
All right yeah no no no I don't have any mods here bro. Oh my god I have no mods.
Oh my god, bro. Oh my god, bro. Should I end the stream? Oh my gosh, I end it?
All right, Rob Walsh, how do I end this shit?
I just disabled the destination. I'm talking.
All right, yeah, YouTube stream. I'm done. I'm never coming back, bro. Fuck all of you guys.
I'm going on hiatus for another year or two. All right, peace out.
Now wait, do you think these people are gonna come into my Twitch chat saying, hear from YouTube?
the
Look at all saying no, look at me. Raid yourself. Raid yourself. Wait, it's already ended
How do I delete that vibe
L stream L
L stream L twitch fans time to watch the restreamers W. L part timer
Yo, these kids are actually
How do I delete this?
Just go back to your YouTube studio
Just show how much money I make I don't really care
$39 on this YouTube
Content live
Delete forever
Wait a minute, I oh no
wait that's scheduled you never streamed that yet no it's an hour 32 minutes oh
my god oh no oh no oh no no oh no no no no no no no I don't know what these are
So it's unlisted everyone has the link
How do I get it go back to your YouTube studio private it instead of unlisted
So where it says unlisted right there on the right
It's too late I got it
All right, we'll see what I said
Dude, I sound like a squeaker, you can barely hear me.
You're not sitting in the car, I'm going to keep talking, there's no way I'm going to be dead comfortable.
Alright, I'll see you in the car.
You're five and you're five or as fucking old.
I'm too scared to watch for the stable files are out y'all GG's GG's y'all the stable
files are out GG's bro
I
Know about this video we're in LA game four
Why don't I private it because they got age you got age restricted, bro. They got a interstituted
I got a got age restricted. So I had to take it down
You're really you're really cranking them in the hood right there too. Yeah, no, I know bro
It got age-restricted chat. No a deadass got oh
My classic, okay, don't even know about this nowadays
Kid know about this nowadays
I can't help falling in love
When you cared about the content
You know I'm rough
Oh, shall I stay?
Would it be your sin?
Oh, for I can't know
Falling in love
Wait, why am I not getting any subs for this, bro? What is this?
Oh, like a river flow
Guys, I'm a hundred subs off, 25k, hello?
Okay, love us?
Does this ad not work again?
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Listen, Chad, listen.
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take my whole life
I can't help falling in love with you
Oh my God, so much I can't help falling in love
I
Damn bro, did I get any subs? Let's see there we go one gifted sub
All right
Damn wait was my content better back then. Oh my god. Wait these ads are working. Thank you
Whoa, do you think I lost my touch?
You know the thing is about this shit, dude wait who's this guy yeah, like bro look at this
Did you make those because Ninja used to spam the Twitch Prime like overlays?
I used to do that and because I remember what's his face used to do this who did it
who originated this someone did it.
Ninja would spam the channel.
Oh, the Tyler one made it.
Yeah, they would fine give it a go.
Elite tournaments too, yeah.
Bro, I wish there was a game that I could stream every day
that had tournaments, like viewing parties and all that.
What is the game, bro?
There's nothing!
Like there's nothing hype, bro!
I guess in Rocket League,
can't fucking daily tournaments?
No, I'm talking about like,
I'm talking about like shit, like, bro.
I swear to God, I say this every day.
I wish there was like a game that was like
as big as fucking Fortnite, like bro.
Like I wish there was something that I could just
daily play every single day
and have a community on that, like, game,
you know what I'm saying?
They're saying deadlock. What is dead? I don't even know what deadlock is. It's it's not out. It's not out yet fully
So the valves new game. It's a shooter plus like lead. I could play NASCAR
Ooh, that'd be good
I'm actually while you were
Do we try to figure this out? I'm setting up my new racing
Really? I'm almost done building it out. Yeah, I've never played forza. Should I try playing forza?
Or it's not really racing. You should just do a set of Corsa and download like drift maps and stuff and learn the truth
There we can get this video taken down or you can do know it
You should do no hezzy on the set of Corsa when the new season drops
There's like a whole leaderboard and stuff and you just cut up in LA traffic
What is this YouTube video my recommend
They try to distract them from your fireworks.
I don't know how it files bro.
You believe, just leave your file here.
I mean, how crazy you can probably look at it and see that I got my permit.
Now that, not yet.
Alright, let's see.
Slow down, let's slow down.
Slow down, okay?
One step at a time, yeah.
And we gonna go full, buck full crazy.
Yo, I'm not even kidding.
Crazy. I don't want to.
What you want to do? What you want to do over the next 48 hours?
48 hours. Let's go, let's just go get some girls. Let's go in and get some girls.
Man after my heart. That's what I'm talking about.
Interesting. This is so weird.
I've never seen that before. I've never seen that either. I didn't know this was a video.
Wait, it's on his own YouTube channel too? Yeah, bro. I've seen the chainsaw video.
You see that video?
Damn, Justin Bieber low key is the biggest,
you see the biggest pop star ever?
Like, not ever I guess, but like.
I mean, there's Michael Jackson.
Yeah, I know.
But I'm saying like in the last like 20 years.
I mean, he's pretty up there.
It's like him, Bruno Mars, Michael Jackson.
Isn't Bruno Mars like broke now?
No, it was like 50 million game like that.
Yeah, how the fuck did you get out of that?
Bruno Mars
You think so just oh, yeah
He just owes the casino 50 million and the casinos aren't gonna like pressure into like pay that back
He just owes that how do you owe a casino 50 million because they know he has money
So whenever he shows up there just like here's five million dollars in chips have fun wait really?
Yeah, how much would I like if I showed up how much would they give me if you became like a regular and they knew you
And they knew you had money. They probably throw you like half a mill every time you go
Zero dollars. Yeah, wait, who was about to look up? Oh Taylor Swift is Taylor Swift a pop star or she just and like
What would she be considered?
Well, Taylor Swift's biggest song it's blank space
Really
This is a banger though. I'm gonna be honest with you. This song is actually a banger
Me you
Damn bro, what if they put me in one of these music videos like I'm really noticing like they use like the same type of characters every single time
It's just like a guy who's tall with like a chiseled jawline like they I low key I wonder
I should put out like a cameos on like online. I have my agency put out cameos for me to
be in like music videos
Could I ever be a model at five seven or no like generally serious I'm not even
kidding.
you
you
you
you
you
It's 1.5 exit, 3 million views in 30 days.
Like I thought that's where you're from right from New Jersey. Yeah, I thought that that's your city
What does this mean first time chatter? Is that why you know what you don't want them to expose your city, huh?
Right. No, I did. It's nothing. There's nothing in my city vlog up soon tap in first time chatter
What does this even mean?
Like what does this even mean?
Who?
Well, who are you?
But who is this go watch his vlog
bro what the fuck you dead ass have subs coming in is this real
this dude dead ass is self-promoted now I gotta watch one fuck it
this channel does not promote or encourage any illegal activities all
contents provided by this channel is meant for educational purpose only I
I wouldn't advise to anyone to do that.
Oh, I know.
I'll get drunk on you.
No.
I'm not attention span.
Can't do this.
Thank you.
Just run.
Um, you guys did ask for me to watch a one hour video.
It's 1.5 exit.
What?
What lace?
Then it's 45 minutes.
Huh?
If you 1.5 exit and it's like 38 minutes or something.
I don't feel like watching a one-hour video in the middle of the day, bro. I'm gonna be honest with you
Where is silky bro silky supposed to be actually you start the IRL cam, bro. I'm gonna go downstairs real quick
Like where the actual fuck is he?
Your attention span is fried bro. How about we watch this later? How about we watch it later dicks?
So you're going to watch it after you play Super Battle Golf today?
I'm never pushing that game ever again.
Quotations later. I can't bro, not at a status.
Oh my god bro, I'm going to win my Rocket League tournament today too.
I don't give a fuck. I'm serious. I'm going to win a Rocket League tournament today.
I don't care right now.
Are you having Laze play for you again?
Laze did not play for me.
Wait, what time is the Rocket League tournament chat?
for the 2v2.
7 o'clock PST or 7 o'clock EST?
Someone tell me.
What does PST stand for?
Pacific Standard Time.
Wait, so I'm confused. Are we at the Pacific Ocean?
That wouldn't make sense.
I don't know that.
Is it on all right boys, I'll be back
Do you mind if I just go do something? Yeah, I left something in here
Sure
Yeah, no worries
What are you making in there?
What's that?
What are you making in there?
I'm just fixing something.
Where's the right comic book?
Now it's right there.
I thought you wanted to chat, say I know ladies pissed that he's not in Greenville, California right now.
Or Colorado.
Colorado?
North Carolina.
Oh my god, I fucking, I wish we were with Mr. Beast right now just shooting the shit.
I would be, oh my god.
I'd kill him either, but I was probably just, gone.
Really wish we were there.
We have to confuse.
He literally was supposed to be live, because he had a body scan at 3 o'clock that we were supposed to go to, and he's still not live.
At least you don't show the way.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yo! Yo dick monster!
Yo cock sucker!
Yo dude!
Are you fucking dead ass?
25 minutes?
Wait, has it been 25 minutes already?
It's been an hour and a half!
Oh god.
What are you doing?
I'm gonna put this into the watch and we'll figure it out.
You missed your audience here.
No, so let me tell you something.
I don't know. I thought my body scene was related,
but I think I was so fine last night that I actually looked for Monday.
But, I do have a place that I want to go to,
but I really want to go to.
Where you going?
It's like a freaky child, like, from Cormoran's.
From what?
It's like three is like four months. So you want to go shopping? That's not shopping. It's just looking
Where is it?
What is there to do there?
You're a grown-ass man doing laundry
I did my laundry last night, actually.
Oh, no, because on the camera I actually see you and Andrew coming downstairs, so she was helping you.
Cap, that's cap.
That's not cap.
That's actual cap.
That's not cap.
That's not cap.
That's not cap.
That's not cap.
That's not your girlfriend, dude, Joe.
My girlfriend.
Do not!
Associate me!
A lot of noise.
Wait, this is where your green screen looks like?
Yeah.
You following it?
When did you get this?
When did you get this?
What, the green screen?
Yes.
A while ago.
Bro, someone stole my green screen.
Are you serious?
Yes, it was like fucking $500 still.
There's a block?
I didn't say something.
I don't know.
I may say I eat my mushrooms.
Damn, but you got an ultra-tea.
What the fuck?
I'm not sure.
Wait, why would I imagine?
Okay, no troll though.
Jason's penis was not real, right?
What?
What?
I'm not going to sit here and talk about man's dick, bro.
You saw the clip?
You saw the clip?
Well, I'm not about to sit here and talk about a man's dick, bro.
You know what I'm talking about, right?
Of course.
That shit's not real.
Why are you smiling?
Because there's no...
You didn't look it up?
There's zero chance.
That's gay.
No, there's zero chance he modded you on dick size.
I don't believe it.
I know you're a big...
You're way, way big girl on penis size.
I don't believe it.
What the...
I'm being serious.
No, because that shit pissed me off.
I felt kind of like fucked up.
But I'm trying to discriminate this guy on dick size.
You think you dick behind me?
I don't know, bro.
Your shit's not good, his shit's not good.
Hey, he's not talking about anything, he's not talking about anything, he's not talking about anything.
He'll keep cheating cause he has a hoodie. You have a hoodie?
No, I don't have a fucking hoodie.
Aw, that shit swings.
I'm like, okay, I'm not...
Are you good?
Can you get a zoom in on that?
No!
Alright, bro, start your stream, bro, it's been fucking an hour and a half.
I'm literally gonna start it right now.
Oh, okay, I'll just wait, yeah, I'm just like...
Well, I'm saying like I had to start and you know, it's much hot
Upsters in 10, yeah
Are you fucking serious? It says 345 at 45. Yeah
Yeah, like 11 you've been doing what have you been doing for the last five hours
I was in that gym game five hours
No, I was in that gym and then I went to go take a nice little drive
What are you doing? What are you sucking on? It's a latte. You know what sugar is in that
pot? No. These waste of your work out. It's oat milk. What does that mean? And I don't
add any artificial sugars. We're gimmick. I can't take them serious. Alright bro, can
Alright, bro, can you go ask them about Marlon and Daphne and Lace, your jasoner here?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, boys!
Bruh, I sh-
You all not even kidnaped the house? You got-
Wait, I don't know if you're sure about what's that.
Oh my god, definitely not. I don't think.
Oh yeah, probably not.
Like, I'm- yeah, I completely forgot.
Bruh, this house is so fucking clean.
Well, actually?
I don't know if he said it.
I don't know if he talked about it, but he definitely showed it on stream because they used this as a green screen for tonight.
There's a green screen?
Or let me teleport it from this crib to the Mr. B's viral setup.
Yeah, I was gonna say. It had to have been a teleport, no?
Bro, wait, that was a green screen? I got bamboozled.
Wait, hold on a second.
Oh, that one as well.
Dude, Chad, nobody's here, bro.
Dude chat, nobody's here bro!
And so it's probably gonna take another hour and a half to start a stream so...
I mean you guys are we going to...
To the glass store?
Like I'm not going to go to the glass store!
Yo kids fucking hot!
No it's a man!
Has he spent charge?
We could take it for a spin and shoot him!
I don't know why!
Is it charge?
How much juice?
That boost!
Didn't have boosts!
Didn't have boosts!
Any boosts?
What was it?
Before... hold!
I'm in that.
Oh!
Wait.
Oh.
Oh my gosh.
How do you charge this?
I don't see the charger.
As it's in this box.
They don't see it.
Anywhere unless it's down there against the wall.
I see them through wires.
What if we take these?
Dude, I was flying on it.
I swear to God.
Will that be drive it?
Yeah.
It's hard to turn on God.
Like I just went into the wall.
I swear to god on everything
Wait you can't film the wall on it, can you?
Surely I can
Really?
Yeah
I mean I just have to hold onto you tight like
No, ew, I don't want you touching me
That's the only way
Bro, it gets fast
Really?
Yeah
I feel like I'm the type to hit a car or something like that
and then the type of fog
Oh, it will be in the fog?
Like, it'll hurt
Really?
Yeah, it will be fine
Will it fall off the shoe and hurt?
Yeah.
Adapt G-Watt, bro.
This car literally hasn't moved since we moved in here.
I'm not even kidding.
Is it charged or gas?
I think it's charged.
Yeah, this one's charged too, right?
I don't even know where the key is.
This shit doesn't even turn on.
Oh my God.
Can we put a portable in this?
Like, how can we make this charged?
That's probably the actual wire.
Chad, is it hot where you guys are?
It's fucking it's actually like I looked it's like 90 something today
Yeah, I said was earlier when I first got here Pete. I always check the mother wake up
You know to wear it's 86 degrees out. Yeah, that's nuts
Down the corner though, bro. I want to take this so badly
Fuck it's cold over here. I don't give a fuck
Okay, Jack. What's the best way? Can we take this with Tesla charger?
Is it work?
Do you think your test charger works?
I don't know, I don't know actually.
Chad, look, look at this outlet.
It's like we did that during something.
Oh, we never took it to test though.
Okay, look, can you see it right here?
Go over there, sorry.
Where's the outlet?
Right here.
Chad, it's a EV603CZ8.
Eight, some on Google desks.
AC 110 volts to 220 volts, 16A.
Does that connect?
What?
Oh.
Wait, let's see.
Oh.
Millions of flies in there.
Wait, how did they get in here?
Oh, that looks really interesting.
Over here.
What are they saying?
Wait, does that work, Cheddar? No.
Does that... I'm not taking a sip of that.
Do you guys think I'm gonna contract every type of disease? Are you fucking stupid?
Wait, you're saying no?
Sookie went live. Yes.
Call Drew.
But I think Drew's in the circle now.
They included Drew, cause some streamer didn't show up.
Yeah, drill. Yeah, quick question. You know the golf cart that Lacey has? Can I charge
that anywhere in public like a fast charger?
Do you have the actual charger for the golf cart with you?
No?
Can I plug it into the Tesla outlet and it'll go fast?
So, but if I plug it in in person, is it faster?
No, you fucking idiot. I'm talking about like a charger in public.
uh
i don't think so
well i'm confused did you take it out in the public or like you're you're trying to take it out
dude i want to take it out where's the charger
uh the charger
is it like on the back of the golf cart maybe it's like
maybe no
um is it on the white side of the front door like you're like
You want to call him up?
Right up and around?
Dude.
Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude.
Dude, you're not.
I'm calling him.
I'm calling him.
I'm calling you.
I'm calling you.
I'm calling you.
I'm calling you.
I'm calling you.
Dude, what do you mean you're not too sure?
How are you guys?
I'm calling you.
I'm calling you.
20%.
Where are you?
Where do you want to go?
I'm just trying to drive around.
It's a beautiful day out and my child's putting Ws.
I want you to check the stroller, bro.
Check the what?
Check the stroller.
What's wrong?
Wait, where orange stroller
Orange stroller
Orange stroller
You're where is it in the stroller
Maybe it's in the grass like you have to add to the driveway.
Orange cord dumbass it's in the stroller.
It's in the stroller check the stroller.
What?
Check the stroller dude.
Where was the stroller?
Is it this wire?
Dude does that look like it's in the stroller?
Orange wire?
You're such a dumbass.
yeah you're not checking the orange water in the store where's the stroller
bro oh the orange wait the stroller I see it wait okay what I'm what's the
charger look like it I got it okay yeah now what do I plug this into
How long does it take to charge?
Wait, where's an outlet?
In the house
The stairway on like a blue tape on this kid.
No, this one is stolen.
Wait, what?
Okay, do we have to get it in the house? Like, low key?
I'm not kidding. I think we can low key get it in the house. I'm not kidding.
Yeah! Yeah, you look fine.
I swear to God, you think we can get it in?
I just make a little ramp for it to roll up, yeah.
Do you think we could or not?
I mean, I'm not gonna try.
It's a golf cart.
Okay, I'm gonna try to get it in the house.
I bet.
Okay, do you think I can get it in the house?
I don't know.
I think it's too wide to fit through the door, but I think we can get it pretty close.
I don't think there's any chance it fits through the door.
I don't know.
Are you just gonna floor it and hopefully go through the steps?
I'm gonna take my time a little.
What's the worst that could happen?
It tips over sideways and then you fucking crack your head open and get squished like a bug.
Yeah, you're not good as a bug.
Use your moves, bro.
I got your moves.
Okay, so.
Is it good?
Give me a guess.
Wait, look at this box.
What was the box?
Oh my god, Lace.
Both tires are up.
Okay, you have one more stair to go up.
Okay, but wait, is the back gonna hit the...
You don't take it, look under, look under.
Like, is the back gonna hit?
Nah.
No, no, oh god, if it hits, it'll break, and I can't take it back.
Unless there's something underneath that's like hanging, it should be good.
No, I'm thinking the bottom's gonna hit the stairs.
I don't want to scrape the stairs.
I don't think so.
I'm trying to look.
I mean, like...
Like, watch.
Ready?
Watch it.
No, no, the bottom's gonna get under.
Yeah, I mean, there's nothing under.
There's little things, these little steps are the lowest thing on there, except
the tire.
I'm trying to tell him you're good. I mean I think you're good. I want to say it's good. I think you can just give it gas
Are you sure there's no chance there's just like no chance I think there's no
chance because the door I mean I could send all these packages I mean I could
I'm trying to move the whole thing out of the way.
Chad, is this possible?
Wait! The charger!
Where is it?
Okay, it's right here. It's turning into a part of history right now.
I mean, it's a part of history right now.
Alright, little kid, I think I can get in there.
I'm not kidding.
Okay.
Ready?
I think there's literally no chance in hell this is fitting.
What if I go full boost?
Full boost?
Just fucking double flipping, bro.
Should I double flip it?
Double flip through right now.
Shit, bro.
No, there's no chance it gets in.
There's not even close.
Fuck you.
I'll have to pack a discussion around this.
Chad, there's actually no chance.
I'm like looking at the dimensions.
I think there's really no chance.
Do you think I'm gonna take you to the backyard?
Oh, you don't know where to get it back there.
Backyard is still 5, but there's no...
I don't think it can happen, there's no way.
I need to see narrow.
Okay, this is gonna be hard. I'm worried.
Oh my god, I'm...
Reverse is scary. Oh my god.
Yeah, fuck it.
I'm scared. I'm scared.
Oh my god.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
I'm gonna check.
I'm going to get us 10.
I'm going to get us 10.
I'm going to get us 10.
We're good.
Test the suspension.
We're good boys.
We're behind it.
Nothing.
This seems kind of industrial.
Let's go, boys!
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Hold on.
Wait.
Hold on.
Wait.
Wait.
Hold on.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Let's go!
Wait, so what's the goal?
Okay, I'm dead serious.
You think I can take you through the back side over there where the stairs are?
Fuck no.
Dude, look at it.
Jack, is that enough space for all those stairs?
Do you think it's actually a rocket league car?
Then it's doing it physically impossible.
You think it's impossible?
There is no way.
Bro, I have my IRL rocket league car.
Wait, bring the charger.
You want me to charge it?
Yeah.
All right.
What's going on there?
We're going.
I think we're going to figure this out.
We'll check our driveway.
You're just going to take the other side.
Listen, bro, life is all about testing things, you heard me?
Of course, bro.
You gotta, you gotta sometimes, like, experiment.
Okay, we're gonna go down the stairs.
Okay?
I'm taking it.
Bro, I'm not even kidding.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, I'm gonna say at least this car.
That ass.
What are you saying?
Uh, what would you basically say we could try going this way?
Around the sucky's room?
How did you see a rat on the ground?
I think I did ask you to saw a rat on the ground.
Oh my God, please.
Okay.
I'm not gonna lie.
Maybe it's those narrows I thought.
Oh my God.
Oh, it's a narrow dude.
Do you think we can get through this path chat or no?
No!
That little piece cuts.
Should I try?
No, it's not possible.
I don't think it's possible, is it?
It doesn't look like it.
Fuck, my assholes like cream everywhere.
Why does nothing ever work out in my fucking favor, bro?
What are you laughing about?
Just...
I wish you could get in the backyard.
I wish it was actually a way.
Okay, look, you can take it apart and re-boot it.
That's the only way, though.
I'll go somewhere to that shitty-ass Porsche.
Oh, you have it not even close.
Still not even close.
Okay, hold on.
Come on.
Let's try to feed this out.
Wait, Chad!
Hold!
Wait.
Oh my god, okay, I see the router. Or the outlet.
Be careful, this guy's a pink Porsche.
I heard he's a crybaby.
Ooh, what does a propane tank do?
Eat the beans, fucking throw it at each other?
Use the lighter next to it.
Hold on.
All right, now we have an issue.
Yeah, all I'm gonna say is it's supposed to grow?
Oh my god.
There's no chance.
Oh my god.
Okay, that's over the backseat.
Fuck, bro.
Bro
He's possible
Okay, how could we make this possible?
We're gonna figure this out that way. Yeah, except the movie. Just gotta move a lot of shit
This is why I run to W. Can I get some re-tweets?
I don't want to move all of this
Don't have to know but the chat wants to see this
If you're a different outlet anywhere
How far do I need to actually reach?
Okay.
It's actually toast.
No.
I have an idea.
Maybe if you move the trash can, it's still in shade.
The dog should ask chocolate.
What the fuck?
Who's all...
Who's shit is all this, bro?
You know, you would think when redacted stole everything, they would take back their fucking...
Trash?
Yeah, trash and chocolate that we didn't get paid for.
What do you mean, bro?
It's literally trash chocolate on the empty.
I don't even know what to say.
It's not my fault, bro.
I don't know who's stuff this has been sitting okay chat. We just a lot more space
Okay, ready?
Yeah, start backing it up voice
Little bit of contact doesn't hurt.
Oh my God.
Okay.
You could move more stuff still.
If you scoop right a little bit, move some stuff.
You can do this, bro.
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
Chat!
Let's move.
This is easy.
You just broke the real one.
Guys, there's no fucking rule one in real life, you idiots.
Okay.
Eight trash bins?
Okay, I don't know what to do with...
Is this Ray's seat?
Maybe he uses this?
Fuck, this is redacted.
Fuck, boys.
Okay.
Ah!
There you go.
Cover up for him.
There'll be Ron in the chat.
Okay.
Watch that we should put the propane tank on the car and then Ariel to fucking
You know what, that sounds so fine.
Chad, do you guys want us to do a real garage sale when we leave this house?
I feel like we just drop the address and just invite whoever.
Alright, ready?
Yep.
Alright, I need you to guide me, okay?
Yes sir.
This time don't let me hit these wheels, oh god.
Okay.
Oh yeah, this time I won't.
It's actually good blue.
Alright, here we go.
Yep.
You're good, you're good, you're good, you're good, you're really good, so I'm not going
to troll.
You're good, you're good, you're good.
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
You're good?
I mean, yeah.
Once we move this, I don't know if this is like a carpet or something, but.
Run.
You know, bro, we need a little more.
I think it's cooked.
Okay.
I mean, once we move the wheels and this carpet, that'd be the last step if
you want to, but like.
Oh my god!
Chad, is it cooked?
Where are you going to put all that shit in?
Wait.
Can you hold it a little longer?
Okay, come here.
Dude, we have to, look.
We have to hug the wall.
See this?
If we hug the wall, we can get it in.
You see?
It's gotta be a full hug.
I'm talking like this needs to be like...
I don't know.
It's not hard to understand. I absolutely understand. I just don't think that's the case
I can't see the wall but I'll tell you
Oh my god, I'm choking.
Turn back more.
More.
Stop.
More.
It's very slow.
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
You can go a little bit more.
You can go a tiny bit more.
A little bit outside.
I'll leave it there.
Hold on.
Is this the play, boys?
Hold on, boys.
Do we have powers?
Hold on, boys.
This actually might be the play.
Hold on.
Any juice?
No.
No, it's like a little bit more.
Are you sure?
I'm telling you, is there no speeding?
You get asked?
Not as we move the wheels, though.
Oh my god.
Are you sure?
Chad, what do you think? Do we have to move the wheels?
Fuck.
Oh my god, I'm gonna sweat though.
Dude!
Okay, boy.
Uh...
I don't think I can do it.
There's too much stuff here.
I can't move it.
Where am I supposed to put it?
You are you read dead ass? Where do you where do you guys expect me to fucking put this?
You're gonna put it on my fucking asshole? Like I'm confused
Ah
Please you push it up a little bit more so that bottom part will just hang off just in case
All right, now what do we do with the wheels?
I'm still having some way to start them or some way.
All right, I'm a little sweaty.
Hold on.
Hold on, chat. Get your eyelids here, it's ready. Alright, this is where, this is where
like most... Well, well, well. Well, well, well. What's up, dude? What's up, man? Just
I'm doing the dates wrong, man.
It feels different.
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
What are you doing today?
That's sick.
How do you have naked babies on your fucking shirt?
Have you ever seen Cupid?
I knew you were part of the finals, bro.
You sold your soul?
No, never.
My soul was a worth month.
My bro started wearing baby shirts.
His tweets started going viral all of a sudden.
Are you fucking serious?
Then he starts going live early in the day.
Are you fucking serious?
Are you cloning?
Why are you not at the Beast Games?
Why are you not at the Beast Games?
Cause...
No, bro. I'm trying to move these fucking tires to charge this car.
Move the tires.
You help me, I need a strong man.
Oh, fuck no, I ain't gonna get dirty in a suit.
I ain't no man.
I'm a boy. If I gotta pick that up to be deemed a man, I'm good.
Oh, you're so strong.
Hold on, don't get to the monster.
He's so strong.
Ooh.
Ah!
Those are your brothers?
What the fuck?
Yo!
Yo!
Ah!
They just pop lock and drop it
after a listen all the time.
He said, nah, I'm looking too manly.
Pop lock and drop it.
Don't you have to move this too?
No!
You know these dads,
that's in my car for life.
My shirt!
I told you. I told you.
You see?
What's happening?
Dude!
The fuck is wrong with you?
I had to move this.
Ooh.
There you go.
All right. I think I'm ready.
I think I'm ready.
You hold the charger up.
Hold it up?
Just like pretty honest.
Come on.
Ooh!
What? What?
What did you do?
My bad.
One gone?
He's a white flag!
He's a white one!
Alright, scoop it up. You're good, you're good.
This is hard.
You're good, you're good, you're good.
You're good, you're good, you're good, you're good.
Okay, okay.
It's hard to go underground next to it.
next to it. Hold everybody. Hold.
Surely. Hey.
Do you even use that? Use what? That attachment for your chat, for the chat?
No, you don't. Who you gonna die using? Do you read the chat?
Uh, if they're typing shit that's worth reading, yeah. If they're typing bullshit.
Some, some, some fans, fans, fans, fans. If they're typing bullshit.
So I guess I use some leadership. Yeah.
Every the time with the phone with the phone attack around okay, if someone it bronze in a conversation with someone and they're spamming something
I'm not gonna cut off the
Oh, there's a pin Tweet by the way boys. Thank you. I'm not gonna do that. I'm gonna let the conversation
I don't I know this is charging
Just hope
Yeah, how do I know if this is charging sir?
It's 18% yeah, but how do I know it's charging?
Is it plugged in?
Then it should be talking.
What?
How do I know if the outlet works?
Can I just waste all my time?
Wait, wait, where's the outlet?
Right here behind the thing.
Missing the outlet?
It'll be weird.
No, no, no.
It's right there?
Yeah, it's working.
Can't even see it.
Is it?
Are you sure it's working?
Yeah, I see it.
Because when the power cut out,
I have to re-do that outlet right there.
Can you re-do this one?
But that's what I'm saying.
I can't see it.
I actually click the button on the outlet.
Wait, Chad, how do I know?
Turn it off?
Okay, it's off. Now what?
He said, don't say fierce things.
Wait, it's off. Now what?
I don't know. I'm pretty sure it's still been indicated on the charger though.
But where?
It should probably say on the charger. Like, on my suit, it says it's on the charger.
Like, it'll still light up on the charger though, not this.
Fuck!
What happened?
Did you hear that dog?
I think he was zipping his bag.
wait oh the red light is on on the charge on the charger it's flickering chat
is that a good indicator yes chat is going in and out is that good
nice to be good here nice to be charged back what are you saying am I getting
any internet yes W I bet now it's gonna let that little thing charge charge
You want me to come with you to a store just to get glasses?
Oh, okay.
How about this?
I know you got to do your taxes, so you just buy them.
I just overly pay my taxes.
And now I got to probably pay taxes on this guy.
I'm going to call you.
I'm going to call you.
I'm going to call you.
How?
On what?
Technically, you know, one year, one day, you purchase the car and you're going
to go to California, and I'm good.
That's the kind of thing.
I'm going to purchase the car.
Just say, let me log in, bro.
Bro, I'm locked in listen, bro
What are you locked in about?
More when you broke this bad boy. You painted your spoiler. I mean you wrapped it. Yeah
Pardon
Oh, bro, your shit was bed by let me fix this here. No, no
I want to make sure like the cops can see you in case
Oh
Wait, do you have like a um this is to unscrew this shit cuz I gotta put my new one in a screwdriver you fucking idiot
What do you mean the drill? Oh
Someone lose their fucking car
Nothing this is by a phoenix
What the fuck do you mean by a fennec?
Should I go buy a Rolls Royce Carden?
Oh my god.
Should I buy a Colenon to pretend I had a Rocket League car?
Fennec?
Watch where your elbow hits, bro.
My elbow didn't touch it.
I dinked it down.
Fuck this spoiler.
It was nicer.
And I felt it.
Don't worry.
I ain't breaking this shit again.
Should I get rid of it or keep it?
Well, this shit?
This car?
No, you should fucking keep that.
That's the 25K on this shit.
You guys, I have orders for this shit.
No, I'm not gonna lie, bro.
I don't know if I can afford two sticker cars.
I want another one.
What's up, boys, is that it?
You have a car and another car too, right?
Yeah, that's of course, but you talk about two supercars.
Yeah, I want another car.
You really want that SVJ?
Yes, and I'm gonna get it on my next birthday.
And you're gonna get this up?
I don't think so. I think I should keep it.
I think I should have two.
Imagine the dango, the keys.
No, I know how to roll.
The SVJ, that's gonna be...
You know, a car didn't even wrap about that.
Super tough.
But...
But the maintenance on that month, because you know they're all like under like 20, 20, bro, and they're 2019 under.
Yeah, I know, bro, but like...
And they're all a couple miles.
I'm gonna try to find one like a little miles. This might be a million dollars.
Yeah, if you try to find some, I think well under 20K, bro, I think you're paying mad, Brett, bro.
Oh, it's gonna be a million dollars.
And you're ready to spend a million dollars on a car?
No. That's why I have to do it. You only live once.
Come on, bro. We get a new crib. Maybe a new group.
Maybe we drop a merch and actually keep the money this time.
Come on, Red.
Let me get paid by, hold on, let's just keep the money.
You're right, you're right, you're right.
Maybe we get paid by, what was it, what was it?
Every single sponsor?
What was that last sponsor we just did?
Fisnails, Meta.
Meta!
Yeah, they said, what was it?
Half a month?
I don't know, I never saw it.
Yeah, I don't know, bro.
What color should I go next to this?
Have you, have you, where did you get paid by
for like the rest of, maybe like half a month?
I only did it for February. Oh, I just got a great idea. Hey, fuck your dead hamster by the way
There's like bugs eating on the hamster right now underground you guys put coke on it that should literally has maggots all over it
Why did it why did it die?
Why did it die?
It was a dwarf hamster. It was a dwarf what?
Yeah, no, it's because of the black mold in their house
That's your employee bro you're laughing at his dead-ass hamster
You guys don't take that answer and throw it like a fuck
You know they did they put Coca-Cola on it
Yes, there's maggots eating it
One of my friends had a fish in his tank
and they kill it up and they start coughing up blood or something like that and they beat him with a bribe.
I'm unleashing a bug in your room so, I'm sorry.
What are we doing here? I'm waiting for that shit, let me see how it starts.
Yeah, how do we tell you?
Wait, so I'm changing the wheels and then I'm gonna change the color next month.
So what do you think of it?
I say we twin.
What do you mean?
Broke it.
A fucking yo, gang.
I'm fucking, I'm not talking to you like that, gang.
Say, how do you want to talk to me dirty?
No, um, I'm going orange.
She's at 20% or something.
Well, it's my say it's like a blood orange.
Yeah, I went up 2%.
Blood orange?
Yes.
Tam, I'm going to go orange.
I'm going to go a little key.
A little key, a magic orange with a car van.
Might have to like, it's going to be fire.
I'll be the first human to make my car orange, too.
It's going to be orange, fuck.
So I'll be the first human to make my car blood orange.
stuff. What orange is so much different than orange, you know?
You don't even know how to say orange. You're talking about the frugative color.
Both. It doesn't go get me. Put your fucking shoe back on.
I'm sweaty. I have a weird... Ew, this instinct's here. It's holding me.
Oh, fuck. Fuck.
I'm gonna get the shoe. I'm gonna get the screwdriver.
All right, go get the screwdriver.
The screwdriver's on. I can take my life to the police.
Why did Lo's text me saying there's no way you made a million dollars on Twitch this month?
Yo Lo's bros stop being jealous. I fucking look better than you smell better than you everything bro
dick writer
dick writer
I gotta go put shoes on dude. What are you doing?
You starting?
It's hot, boys.
One of the ex-CCs so bad, walk around barefooting.
Yo, I'm not even kidding.
I'm convinced that I could just start eating food
and you guys would just say I'm gonna try to be ex-CC.
Like, what do you want me to do?
You want me to walk around on my fucking hands?
God damn.
Bro, you ruined my shirt, Lace.
That's my bad, bro.
I'll Lace the chap.
I can probably ask Ray if we can try
and get you a new one.
What's yours, Lace?
Shut up, bitch.
I mean, you don't want to turn to me.
I gotta go on top.
Caution! There's an autistic child in here.
It's me.
Bro, I'm not getting through the bottom of my feet.
No, I'm not doing that.
You're not.
I'll do that if you feel my fucking body right now.
Ew.
It's ripping and split.
Why?
It's hot!
Why do you always wear like long sleeve?
I think today is the only day I've ever worn a long sleeve.
Fuck my asshole bro, I actually cream everywhere.
Oh my god, I forgot I have to feed burger at Kenny's place.
She's not here.
I'm streaming off.
Off stream.
Fuck.
Even worse.
Burger's probably starving right now.
He got fed at 9am.
9 a.m.
Yeah, you can probably play this fucking ribs like xylophone if I was just in there just
starving.
It's not a single drop of anything.
It'll be fine though for the next 8 hours, right?
I'm just kidding.
It's not going to end up like that dead hamster, bro.
That hamster's never coming back.
Absolutely not.
Oh, and God, that hamster's buried.
Six feet in front of us, 6-8-3-6, eating, getting in the lot by magnets.
No Chad, I'm not messy, bro. My room is just getting organized.
Shut up.
It's all dirty clothes.
Are these even my shoes?
Yeah.
I got a fucking wash on here.
Get ready with me to have sex with my dream man.
First, we wash our hands.
That's it.
Oh my God.
You're still out of breath working?
I'm not okay.
Bro, you know it is.
They're saving the spot.
Don't make it hot.
Let me get five grouse.
Let's go, bro.
Let's go, go.
It's so fucking hot, I'm not even kidding.
I don't talk shit.
I need jizz in my ass.
Wait, you have a portable?
No, they're both dead.
This one has 20%, so, I mean, once the camera battery's died, we just gotta pray.
My phone's gonna die.
No, I'm supposed to re-chance my W's.
There's probably people out there that's gifting like hundreds of subs right now, and I can't read it.
Let's go.
Is that a kissing?
Any second now?
Fucking force balls.
I fucking hate loads.
Anything else?
My A-maxing message card.
I got no money.
And it's all fast.
I got no bags.
Oh
You know we never did
There's like a zen garden here cat
Did you know this?
I did.
I forgot.
There was a hatch down there.
I know.
I have a tunnel system.
An insane tunnel system.
Is it crazy that we're alive right now?
Hmm?
It's kind of crazy that we're alive.
Why?
It's just crazy.
Why is that crazy?
Because there's people who aren't.
Yeah.
It's just nice.
People who never will be.
Well then how is that?
Like we're really standing here like this real life like we're standing here and there's people watching us
We have millions and millions of different experiences and we'll never experience shit that you'll ever do
And you have millions of shit that you've never even done yet
Unless I die. Yeah, then you fucking die. Yeah, but bro. I'm just happy to be here. That's I'm saying it's like kind of crazy
It's so deep.
I am bleeding.
Am I bleeding?
No I'm not.
This feels good.
I have a sneeze coming.
Well look at the sun.
Behind me.
What the fuck?
Yeah I know it is crazy how life works like we're really alive right now.
Like think about it we came from a tiny little cell like how is this a thing?
No like it actually is crazy.
I'm gone.
It's like it's weird.
How did we get Fortnite out of this?
How the hell are they shit?
Straight in the water.
I'm getting no fucking internet out of my phone out here.
It's just probably gonna be like maybe like 80%
Guys, just because you're here playing doesn't mean you have to scream get down you fucking idiots.
21% doesn't charge for shit.
So what do we do?
In terms of what?
How do we fast-fart is this?
Well, I don't know.
We can't plug it into the portable?
I think the portable would blow up.
Oh, 21%? How long will that last?
Down the hill.
Yeah, then we get stuck. I know how these games go.
So yeah, I'm and then once it gets to 10% it's basically dead
This is so AIDS bro, what are they saying? I can't see the chat do nothing funny low W do nothing mods. I'm not even kidding
Yo chat put in my Twitter com if you'd be a good mod for the stream. I'm not even kidding
Give me your applications. I swear to God. I'll make new mods
They said spit on it and it will charge faster.
What's up with that? I have to peel it off on some sticks.
What happened?
No, I just said that I have to peel off the sticker and put it on my license plate. I've never had that.
You've never peeled the sticker?
No, on the license plate. Oh my God, I left my keys on my roll and big goggles open it for my phone.
Why do you need to open your fucking car to put your license plate on?
Well, I don't know. The registration just came in.
Oh, this is perfect, bro.
Let's... I'll help you.
Wait, can I see that on it?
What?
I see it.
What?
The drone.
Yeah, I...
Oh, God.
Jack, we're gonna surprise Silky later today.
Like, when he gets his plate on the back.
So, I'm gonna be a good Samaritan.
I noticed he doesn't have a front plate,
so we're gonna drill in a front plate for him tonight.
No, you're not gonna put a front plate on it.
We're gonna put the front plate on it.
Where's the drone?
No, I'm gonna put it on the heart.
No, we're gonna put it right here.
You need to. It's a legal thing.
Okay, so where's yours? Where's yours?
I don't have it.
I don't give a fuck.
You're not gonna put no front plate on my seat.
No, what do you mean?
We're gonna help you.
Bro, wait, can I just hold it?
I'm not kidding.
Let me hold it.
No.
I just want to see what it would look like.
You're not gonna put a front plate on my seat.
I just want to see what it would look like.
Fuck you.
You're not putting a front plate on my car, gang.
I guess I'm a fucking firm.
You brought a go-kart to do absolutely nothing, ain't it?
Now listen, when I'm on the bike
and people want to take a ride with me,
I let them go on a go-kart.
Go-karts.
That hasn't moved since like the Ford's drive party.
No, it hasn't.
Trust me, it hasn't.
What are we going to do with all this shit in here?
Just leave it.
Leave all the baggage, all the bad energy, and shit
like that, leave it all over here.
Redacted.
Is that a new word you found out?
Are you going to put your plate on, bro?
My chat has been begging for this thing.
They're waiting for each drill, like nail.
Oh my god, Ford, is it for nails?
This too.
Oh my god, I'm excited.
Can you watch?
What though?
I'm just high.
I'm just high.
I do have to get the key. Oh my god. Oh my god. You're edging my chat, bro
We might get a hundred years again low-key. Wait a second. What's the second day? He like do it on the drill
Oh my god, people are flooding you know, you're gonna be the shot. You're gonna be pissed. It's gonna be really dead. Are you do this?
It's actually really dead
Motherfuckers go live and do their chores. I mean that's fine. That's called streaming, bro
I didn't like I don't know what I'm gonna do, bro
Do you want me to get a fucking athlete in here or like a comedian or someone in this house and just
Yeah Chad let's go like bro. I don't fucking care bro. I'm stable Roberto Rattardo
bro
I'm gonna be doing this for the next five years prior doing my tours on stream
I'm telling you I'm doing birth on stream
I'm gonna be the first streamer to have sex on stream and have a child
Someone give me a thousand such as
Chat get ready say hi YouTube everyone put hi YouTube. It's gonna be a great segment
YouTube today we're going to be drilling into Silky's car.
I like it, I like it, I like it.
Yeah, I already did my YouTube intro, come on, what are you doing?
What's up?
I already did my intro.
Wait, what was your intro?
I said like YouTube, I'm going to do the segment, like the drilling segment.
What's the segment?
I love it.
What if I drill?
Did I break my wing?
Did I break it?
Yeah, alright, fuck you.
Fuck you.
You're not broke.
Listen, I don't know what the taxis did.
Oh my God.
I get up, I get up.
Oh
Look what I just did with the drill
Actually never done this before
You know you can get a custom plate
No, you don't need this we don't use this we just press use you straight play. That's what I do. I see. That's what I do
It's cooler. You take this off too. Okay. I
Think
You might need a different.
Oh, I do need a different one.
Why are you different?
I mean, it still kind of smells new.
Wait, but it's going to look crazy, though, no?
I mean, I do that.
I don't care.
Even with the school, not even schooled on like that?
I'll do it.
Then do the screw.
Do the segment we're waiting.
But I would need the other screw.
Oh, where's this?
I'm waiting.
You got it?
What?
Don't hit your car, Ben.
Don't hit your car, Ben.
Dad's in for the morning.
Dad's in for the morning.
I don't know.
Did you just hit my car, Bob?
I don't know.
Wait, I'm so confused.
Why would they use two different screws?
I think my chest's putting W's right now for a second.
I'm just waiting for him to, like,
I'm like, there's like blue ball on me.
There's like edgy name.
Bro, I don't want to be so confused, though, like...
Road ass man can't put a fucking plate on.
No, I'm dad.
Why is it different screws?
You don't even, you can't tell me why.
Well, I don't know, but I'm like, screw you.
Oh my god, it was an analogy I used right there, it was like a plan of words like fuck you
but since you're talking about screws I'll say screw you.
We're screwed bro.
It's another analogy, I'm like oh fuck we're messed up right now we can't do anything
but like we're talking about screws again so I was like we're screwed.
Is everything okay with life?
I'm depressed.
You want to talk about it?
No.
Cause you didn't get any more depressed?
Yeah.
It's like...
I was just so happy to go to Mr. Beast.
And then what happened?
I had to stay out of it.
How were you the first person eliminated from Mr. Beast?
I sat in my garden.
And then eliminated you?
Yeah.
I also lost a family member they took out.
I don't know, they kept one of my family members.
I
Come on, but the plate on bro, we're high
You have the other drills
Where's the box with the screws I just found it you find it
in that room upstairs there's my box there so come on go up we don't get it
what I'm gonna see her look at this I'm gonna watch this is crazy I can't
believe you got the black series this is not the black series oh really you
got the cheaper version this is so cool that's the turbo wizard it's more
expensive than turbo it is turbo is as fast as though right yeah that's
No, no, that's it.
Am I?
Yeah.
Okay, yeah, no, that's so much nicer.
You really went AMG.
You could have got a Ferrari.
You could have went like luxury, luxury.
This is just like...
Oh, no, but like...
It looks like entry level specs right here.
We don't do basic specs.
That's full of Y-Side.
How about the entry level is 300,000?
It's not 300,000.
It's like 240,000.
It was actually 277,000 on paper.
You got scared.
Not really.
You could have had this for a thousand miles and probably gotten $50,000.
Hold on, let me just say I actually got this car before the year it came
out.
Me too.
So I got one set in 2025.
And it was in 2006.
I got mine in 2024.
And it was in 2025.
Nice.
So we almost like, do we have the most expensive car?
We.
I'm yours, honestly, number one right now.
Well, I mean, I'm going to double up too.
I'm going to get another one.
Damn, I could have bought three of these, bro.
Four of these.
Really?
I could have made a whole Rocket League team.
You could have bought three of these?
More.
I'm pretty sure this was like 400, right?
Okay, so I'm like 100 off
100 off yeah, I would have went crazy
If you use a hundred off, yeah, I probably would have went for the black series
Black series was an out
Black series has been out. No. No. Well the new 2026 black series just came out. I don't even know if they're making anymore
No, they did they made one. Oh, I don't think it
It might not come out. It's cool though, bro. Damn these wheels come chips like or no fucking weirdo
You know what I did to my wheel you fucking asshole
Yeah, we go with the plate on or no, but I'm out of the loggies is put it on like this game
I'm not about to sit here and go around looking for fucking screws
Oh, you're actually you got a couple screws loose right now. It's another one. Basically. It was another plan
We're I don't give a fuck what you're trying to explain to me
I think we're going viral the second you started drilling it in you were right
it says you have 196,000 people watching I did ask yes yes the second
Screw you didn't know wait so we start unscrew it and then screw it back
Another plan words
Oh, we could fuck that but then said I use the word screw because like screws
Wait a minute, bro, that is what viral will watch and that unscrew it and then screw slower
Screwed that bro. I'm still
Why they say JC called
Can you see I'm in a segment right now?
Bro, just call them back man. Let's fuck them up.
Sheath around man.
I don't understand what's around now.
Oh my fucking, this is fire.
We saw some of our viewers.
Once I took it off?
Yes, bro. Put it back in.
Are you that ass?
Put it back in, bro.
Yo, there's no way.
Are we losing it just because I took it out?
I actually dropped like 20k views.
Oh my goodness.
Hold on, bro.
Guys, stop saying bond calling in my chat.
Silky, it's not a gun.
What the fuck, guys?
Wait, hold on. I'm going to go check my charger.
Bro, try to be at least half what you can say.
Nah, I'm probably going to be at like 30.
I had no dad, so I never knew how to spend this long.
It's okay.
You're learning right now.
I don't know what to do.
I didn't know them.
You don't have a dad?
No.
Is he black?
No.
Since I was like three months old.
I'm thinking about doing an ancestry thing.
Oh, are you spinning to the cup?
I'm dead serious.
If I'm even 1% African or anything, I'm starting.
what
Being so dead ass if I'm 1% of my valid like on everything
I feel like you gotta at least be one third
What are you pointing to your dick
I'm just being honest, I don't want to be a penis, I swear on everything I saw in that
video.
I swear on everything I saw.
Get that out.
What's up dude?
Yeah, I'm with Silky right now, we're doing one of our craziest segments.
Yo, what's up Silky?
What's good Jakes?
Theron, I have a little bit of a thing for you.
So, um, you know Swisky, the guy that taught you rocket league basically?
Yeah.
He is very talented at Rocket League, I think you guys are both very naturally talented,
probably the two most naturally talented people in the tournament, and I would be curious
to see if y'all 1v1 on board with who to win.
Yeah, I mean, for me and Sissy we're about to go to the Frames store.
Do you want to do it in like an hour?
Uh... Yeah, can you give me some ass?
I can't, I'm not your mom.
Really?
I gotta go somewhere.
Wait, wait, wait.
I gotta go put on a suit now, but...
Is there a video?
Someone nodded.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
What do you want?
You smoke with that fucking handshake with that iron gun.
What the fuck?
Yo, um...
Shit, bro.
Because if you get the frames, that...
You could do that by yourself anyway.
It's a fuck.
Are you serious?
I'm not a fucking bastard.
Are you fucking serious right now?
But then when you get back, that could be a movie.
You really want me to go to the glasses to do that?
You know what I'm sure?
I'll go to the glasses.
All right, would you be good in like...
Like an hour?
Yeah, like an hour.
Like an hour.
Silky time.
Hour.
Ah!
Okay, yeah.
No, did you just go on the silky time?
Okay.
All right, he's out.
I love it.
Yo, he doesn't know that an hour really means three hours of silky time.
When you're doing that, I just want to juice you a video.
Oh my god, I think I have an infection on my neck.
Is it?
Oh my god, it's red as fuck.
Are you serious?
Yes!
Is it actually?
Oh my god, it's so American-sane.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
I can't be the only one.
I don't want to fucking nasty burdo.
I don't want to be the first only one.
So you don't take me down with you?
You're patient zero.
Oh my I shouldn't show that actually
Who's draws with those?
Who's brawls this?
Wait this is Loki a Kinectable Carlet if I got this you could literally get into
Okay
Damn, bro, where's the candy?
Shut up fuck the car
Pulls the garage and turn the cars on
I'm gonna stick on my lights like
Greg with the big ten give me
Are you going back up years
Would you take it off?
like this chat's like frozen right now
Oh my god. I gotta put it back on huh?
Well, we gotta make sure we maintain the viewers bro keep it in tights. Is your car is someone talking huh someone talking
30k 40k 50k 60k
I know that's how to jump in like 90 a hundred a hundred and ten 120
Oh, that bitch is on tight.
I'm going to put it on like this, I'm going to do that.
Wait, should I put this on or should I just keep it like this?
Locate that slide, right, without this?
I don't like the black one.
I don't like the black one.
I don't like the black one.
Because it kind of gives them too much promo, right?
Exactly.
It's too late to do that.
They're not paying me now.
They're not paying me now.
They're not paying me.
They're not paying me now.
Should I do it one more time then?
Or you just go put the shit in your river first.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, let me do it one more time.
Oh
What the fuck?
What's that screaming?
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
What's up?
Oh my god.
Oh what the? How's my hair?
Oh my god I'm soaked.
Did you find the candy?
Oh my god bro that's actual.
You want a joke? No get in.
I'm so good on you guys, we don't last that long, I'm just wondering how long?
We didn't last 5 minutes here, I promise you you won't lie, I promise you you'll also have a good one later, it's so hot
I'm way bigger than you two so I can't think
It doesn't matter
You sweating this shit, don't fuck with me
Watch the wing!
Oh my gosh! Just like that, I could have been minus 35k.
I would have upcharged.
You would have upcharged?
Oh, because of the wrap.
Yeah.
You could have been like all day.
It's like factoring your wrap right here.
Mmm.
You know what's funny?
You know I backed up trying to leave super fast and I hit the back.
I swear I got out of your place the whole bumper of $6,000.
What was this?
Like, one thing up.
You hit it over here?
Yeah.
Because somebody parked really shitty.
Jason, couldn't be me.
Did you even finish a segment?
How many times is it out?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now, what do we pick out?
Like 190?
Oh yeah, we're like 190 when you're in there.
Oh my God.
Everyone's spamming too.
They're like, oh, there's Ron on Silky's Ninja.
I started out, where's Ron?
Where's Ron?
And we were just going like,
100K, 120, 140, 150, he was insane.
It was insane.
Nice, nice.
We actually probably made history.
Really?
Yeah.
I peed.
No cap.
Like, more than like the child was,
It wasn't a message
It was a yo, we love you. We love you. We love you. We love you do the second again
We'll do it do it again. I think low-key if you want to form some subs you get back in there
Oh, no, not even I'm not a bro. There's not even a try it broke five minutes. Yeah, I'm not even kidding
I love on watch what a challenge of I promise you you could get
Why is that your first mistake?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Cause I knew you were gonna come back to me.
Yo, your asshole wet.
I know.
You was dead sweating there.
I know.
He's not asshole actually.
I'm not kidding.
Is it?
Is it wet?
It is.
Ungot?
Yeah.
No, it is for sure.
Actually?
Yeah.
What is wrong with you?
Like the sweaty is fucked.
Okay, so are we going?
Yeah.
This is a cool part too.
That's cool it's a scuffed here. That's nice. This will ask you in the scuff. Wait. Oh, this is fire, Liz. Check this out. How is it scuffed?
What is this one? This one's got new paint. Man, look right here too. You see this? Look at this paint he's got. It's like translucent.
That's actually nice. That's fire. That's actually fire, yeah.
Oh, you farted.
It's not good on this.
Oh, you're not good at all.
That's a lot to the car.
The bottom has a couple of spots to seal.
You feel something down there?
Yeah.
A little bit of dirt and white.
Yo.
Oh, OK, there we go.
Damn, bro, this is fire.
Did this come with the car?
What?
Scuffs on the wheels?
On the wheels?
Yeah.
You're going to stomp on this, all right.
Come on, bro.
It's not going to be a real one.
OK.
Michelin. Best of the best.
Question now that you know that segment, what's next?
You actually, our final is going to last straight.
Well, I think you need to period last it bro. I have glasses.
No, we can last it for hours. Like you don't even wear them.
Go.
We can now fit in this car. Of course we can. We can fit in my other car.
I want to be in your red guts yo, what the
You got fake turn on no
Let's go come on. Give me the bag. We cannot open in here. I
Actually don't want to go in this beds. Oh
second person to be here
Who was the first?
I was supposed to be the first person in this car, but instead you chose the back end.
Who was the first person to drive the car though?
Yeah, maybe out the driveway.
Yeah, nobody actually drove it.
Alright bro, so are you gonna take me in a car or not?
Yeah, let me see how far it is.
It is currently...
Don't even lie.
I'm on the line, I'm desert, I'm on the line.
Come on, I'm on the line.
Okay.
We can low key use this wing chat
as like a trampoline in one of these days.
We can take it, we can all mine again at a new house,
we can actually do that.
We can put-
Make a trampoline?
No, we can back your car next to the pool
in the backyard and we can jump off this mine again.
I'll get it on mine.
I'm gonna jump off what?
I can use it like that.
How much weight can this wing hold obviously not a lot no that's because you hit the side
I'm saying it's supposed to hold down for us right where to roll. No the Bugatti wing the Bugatti
Yeah, I got a wing that we were on it held me. I got on top of it. I
Swear to God. He was you. I jumped on top of the Bugatti way. I think it's this that I have to jump
Oh, let's you go on top of this because it's supposed to hold down force
You can't you cannot you cannot usually we get that other backyard. I'm just playing rock. I mean the back here
No, why let's just drop it off the cliff and see who lives
We go or no, how far is it?
No
I'm ready to go right now
Look at a safety screen. He says 20 minutes. No
I'm going to 25, what would I want to eat?
Okay, so that's 25.
You see?
And it's really 20 minutes before I'm driving.
Matt, you wanna go?
I mean, we can get back.
Motherfucker, okay.
We can go in your car then.
I don't have my other car.
Oh, you don't have your other car.
So we can't go in the back?
No.
Take me in the red car.
Well, I would, bro.
If we had like an Android.
Take me in the red car, I mean.
Or, or.
We can't fit two people in the back?
Nah, you can't fit two people in the back.
way I try I'm gonna get a buck you would be mad I'm comfortable I'm that
eyes oh let's take the fuck you're good fuck okay unless it's like really
unbearable but like it could take the shit box what motherfucker it's not a
That's shit box.
That's pretty nice.
Excuse me, what are you trying?
Oh, what am I trying?
This is you? This is me?
Of course you get the RS992 Wysack Packet
This is 992, 992, 992, 993, 994, all that.
I pre-order, I pre-order, I drive it all.
I think it's a pre-order, I pre-order, I drive it all.
You're so sexy
I'm dead ass
Brawl windows though. It's like it's easy
That make it there
Or the back seat don't got windows no the back seat. Oh, let's just take the shit box that one
We could have taken the beater
We could take Jason may back
We could take Jason may back
You wanted me to be the nigga to steal it!
Yo!
I did.
I did show.
I was getting this.
I'll call them out to the ship box.
Or what?
Look at this. Not moving.
No shakes.
Bro.
Dude, come on.
Are we gonna take the other ship box or the ship box, the main one?
This is our ship box.
Man, after these wheels got fucked up, it's looking kinda...
Nah, cause it's still a pro.
So what are we taking?
Whatever you wanna take.
Jack, shitbox one or shitbox two?
Okay, fuck you.
Fuck you.
What do we want to take, bro?
Not a box.
Let's just take this.
Dude, they're saying they want to take shot mode.
One, two, three, four, how many?
There.
How many what?
How many?
They're in my store.
Yeah, if I started to get racist, right?
I was racist towards my kind.
I'm fighting.
I was racist towards my kind.
Let me calm down, let me calm down bro, I'm ready, you ready to go?
No, he said let me calm down, let me calm down.
You want to know what noise I heard?
What are you talking to me?
Oh!
Let's get out of here!
Let's get out of here!
Let's get out of here!
You want to know what noise I heard?
Let's get out of here!
What are you talking to me?
Let's get out of here!
Nothing bro, let's get out of here.
Come on, let's go!
Come on, open the door!
Let's go!
Oh, are we getting this one?
Huh?
Let's get a shit box, come on.
Bro, stop saying that shit bro!
I feel like it might break down on the road you got to say that I'm really about to go
a fucking glasses for chatter we deadass I'm just gonna one injustice for the ride we
No back seats in this one. Yeah, it's the same exact thing. That's what I said
Probably doesn't matter which one you take.
I don't know.
Look at this one.
What is that? His mirror doesn't come installed.
Wait, that's fire.
What else does this come with? Is this like the dirty decal?
Yeah, it's like a new one.
Just the shit all over the top of the decal.
But these ones come with new rims.
The wheels, not bad, bro.
Damn, brushes, fire.
Wait, this side's fixed, though.
That's pretty cool.
Oh, the peeling door handles.
That's got a follow on it.
It's not bad, bro.
It's not bad at all.
So what's going on?
I got no money and it's all cash I got no dick and it's all in my ass I wrap a thousand
Oh
It's okay
Here wait, which shitbox we taking?
Wait, wait, you got boost or no boost? Yeah, boss. Yeah, boss. What?
Get into your shitty ass car, okay?
Why can't I drive the force?
What the hell?
He opened this.
Pulled us in.
He's not going to be here tomorrow, so you can take it if you want.
I'll leave the keys. I'll just give him to you.
Those dirty-ass panties are these.
No way I left those in the car!
Wait, this is cool, too. Look at that.
He's like, box out. It's like, pop out.
Pop out. It's like an iPad.
That was not supposed to mean for my neon go lights.
Why do you smell like weed?
Shouldn't I be on this side? Or that the far side?
Yeah, we're also gonna be...
Okay, so come here.
Okay, this is... I'll figure it out again on the other side though.
I got you, bro.
Thanks, laser.
I'm a bomb.
You got space?
what's your son's buddy it's up yes it's fine right here
Oh, I don't
This is awesome such a shit box
So oh is it electric
Wait, he took take it off hybrid mode this actually isn't a hi. I want to hit wait. It's a vacuum. What is this?
Would anybody like it?
Yeah
Motherfuckin go and dig his hands in it when he just touched the fucking tire, bro
You fucking asshole
Okay, come on let me get one.
Here, please put it in there you go.
Thank you.
There you go.
You probably not.
What do you do?
What do you say?
Is this car coming where you see Jerry?
Okay.
Are we there yet?
Alright.
Oh, it was actually on the A.B.G. in my bag.
We should do a challenge and put a puppy in here and see how long it lasts.
What do you mean?
Put a dog in here.
The car turned off
That sounds like animal abuse
So what's that? How do these kids make so much money?
Who's the kid?
Yeah, who's the kid? I'm a grown-ass man
I'm just saying anyone. Her too. Oh, okay.
It makes a price.
Hey, where I'm trying to live?
But then there's the dude
This is quite an ancient address
It's on the side of this room
What?
Who's over there?
Fuck your dead ass hamster
That hamster's rotting right now in front of that OSDS house
You got space legs?
Cause legs, legs you can move on the seat
Oh you don't know
Sure
You got a charger for my phone gonna die
Check I get a W for the car segment
Oh
No
Can you play some little uzi unreleased bro, so I feel like i'm cool
Can you play like some like big watch or something that?
Thank you, come again. You should bring your friend. You should bring your sister.
Promise?
Just keep it on me bro. He said he's gonna do something bro.
Let me ask you something bro.
When a grown ass man, actually fuck your dead ass hamster bro.
I'm not even kidding laser. Your hamster is fucking dead.
I don't wanna bring up- I don't wanna bring up the ocean.
What's going on?
I mean I don't explain that bro.
My dog lived an amazing life. Your dead ass hamster lived three years.
And you guys didn't even own it for three years.
That shit lived with you guys and that shit died because of black fucking mold, bro
Yo, can we play that new cheese in the ween?
Hey chat, who try to listen to that new JTW
No shit.
No, we're leaving in a second, bro. Just chill out.
Get to do something.
I'm happy.
I wonder if my penis looky could squirt.
I've thought about that.
damn bro it's really empty in this world you know one day we're all gonna die in
here in this car and all that people are gonna remember is this mod right here
it'll be deep into a storage unit one day all of us in here are gonna be
literally dead not alive nothing every single one of these years every single
One of the viewers in the chat are gonna be dead too.
Yup.
I see the dirt.
So we might as well just give all of our money now.
Everyone gets one sub right now.
Let's just fucking go crazy.
Did he die?
Dude, there's no portable at all?
Dude, use every portable. I'll leave the house and they're both on-
Shut up.
No please don't do that. Do not do that. Do not do that.
Do not do that.
Do not do that.
Drop the whole fucking camera, bro.
If you're an ass man, can't take tickles.
Give me a fucking portable, laser.
Do you have a cord?
Oh.
What's your phone number fucking 10% cheers bro fuck you and your dead ass
answer y'all what her is so key he died okay wait why wouldn't so can give you
this car bro if he has to you know you like you turned it off I'm asked all
the vents in the back don't work I seem like that's gotta be another addition
dude it's not just relax you're overstimulated you're overthinking you're
bleeding in your skin right now your face is warm you're running out of
breath
Maybe the chat's fuckin' with the car signal?
XQC tweet?
No.
Update, I got first place in reverse.
And he's on a PJ background.
Nice.
Yeah, where the fuck is dough? Can you cut your streamer? Can you get your streamer, please?
Where is your streamer, bro?
you
you
you
you
you
You
What are you repainting they might be cool. I
I thought he might be cool.
Because I locked everything.
He locked everything?
Gigi Chat.
Oh my god, bro, there's no way.
Wait, so what?
I thought he's definitely here for that, but...
What do you need to get to?
Huh?
Can you come tomorrow?
What's his call?
Probably been in the car center for too long.
Oh no, I'm trying to grow.
Chad, are we cooked?
Maybe we could call real quick, boys.
Brothers, boys, no boys.
Brothers, no boys.
What?
No boys.
No boys?
Do you have any boys?
What is he saying?
No boys.
Boys, boys.
Stop picking up the phone.
We cook money?
No, I think we're perfectly fine.
I'm saying they might be cooking.
Because I really wanted to get another.
You need to pick up the phone.
I'll see you in the morning.
Hey, what? What are you repainting?
He said I think we're going to start repainting. That's all he came and told me like yesterday.
Is it GG boys? No both?
Wait, so we're just gonna sit here stationary we're gonna tell them I'm not so we're not we're leaving
Everything's locked so we yeah, so we gonna be back in like
Yeah
I'm we gonna be back in like an hour
Can you tell them?
I'm not having, not having ready to go downstairs right now, bro.
I get some retreats.
I'm just so happy to be alive, anyone else?
Put my seatbelt on, you know.
That's practice safety.
I love you, bro.
Have you ever heard that?
Yeah.
People tell you that they love you a lot?
Not really, but I don't care.
Well, every man needs to be told that they love you, you know?
He need love too.
Bro, bro, there's no way you don't have space game.
Huh?
There's no way you don't have space game.
Have a little bit.
Who's that? The Booster?
I guess it may be the Booster.
You have a little more space?
Yeah.
I'll say one thing that we're grateful for right now.
Go ahead.
I'm grateful for you.
I'm grateful for my Porsche, I love it.
I'm grateful that laser's dead ass hamsters rod, bro.
Wow.
That dead ass hamster, bro.
You're smoking on that hamster.
I know you're grateful for me, right?
I do love this car, bro.
It's a nice car.
It's the one with the salvage title, right?
Huh?
What?
Yo, you said you were gonna get us there in 15 minutes.
What happened, bro?
It's just lead.
Enter shark mode.
So you got a sports car to fucking drive it in comfort mode
Don't spin out bro your tires are warm
Let's get behind somewhere
Little bit of spinach, bro
That's my little background, you know, cuz it's a real wheel, you know real wheel
Here we're having a no, huh?
What ASU frat leader apparently isn't even a frat leader let alone at ASU just a nickname they put on him
Hey, Ali, how are you bro?
Yeah, real quick, I'm live. The guy that came to the house, we had to tell him to come back an hour later. Is that okay?
I'll get back. I'll get back.
You won't believe who just texted me.
Huh?
You won't believe who just texted me.
Who?
Tong Tong Tong Shahor.
Tong Tong Tong?
Yes
You don't know who triple T is?
Oh triple T
I thought you were going to say triple T
Alright let's play trivia
Who's 30 years old hasn't started a family
and goes live every single week
once a time
and he goes on fucking Patreon instead of his Twitch stream
Alright it's me
I got it it's okay
Don't talk about raids like that
It's okay
Don't talk about raids like that
Rates to the God and you should not be told about it.
Dude, you told me you'd get me in 20 minutes?
Oh no no no, I laugh, let me think of you sir.
Is this going to happen in 2 minutes?
I'm going to have to be crying bro, get me my fucking destination Uber.
Wait, you are my Uber driver! I saw you at an Uber account bro!
Uhhhhhhh!
W side hustle!
Yo, what up this whole time, right?
What up this whole time?
Like we do this and then randomly, right?
We just unveil the green screen
and be like, it was the green screen the whole time.
What if randomly, at 30 years old, you started a family?
I'm 28 years old, bro.
I don't even sound right.
Well, to start a family, you can't rush it like that,
bro.
That's gonna be the first, that's gonna be very...
What are you, bro?
You know, you sound like you're going back
like high school fucking freshman like football games bro I think you sound like
right now you said Russia like that bro I wouldn't want to rush it to a
family with somebody who's not a familiar person or not going to be
no one's clipping us and giving you a quote like music okay so when do you
want to settle down and you want to be in a new group but you're gonna settle
down now. Yes, you're telling them. Huh? I don't know me. I don't worry about me.
Where about you? What's your part of the group? Yeah, I know a part of the group.
And I will probably get a fucking girlfriend. Like, what? I'm lying. I wouldn't allow
when I would not. I would not. I'll break up with my girl for the group.
No, you won't. On everything. He was like, he was like, I got a chance. I can't say oh god.
And then you go get the boss call. Oh God. Oh God.
You miss those boss calls?
You got jokes out here, huh?
Nah, I actually don't miss the boss call about the stream.
Wait, so I'm confused. Is this thing supposed to go only 15 miles per hour?
Yeah, quite frankly, it's like when somebody has it, oh, I was supposed to make a way.
So you're gonna need a left.
Oh, I know.
So plus this left for the five.
See how God owned us his love.
There's no behind you just give him some time.
I'm telling y'all, where is your body?
Where's your body that owned us his love?
Where's your body that owned us his God that was?
Quick, go!
Ha, ha, ha!
Ha, ha, ha!
Stop, stop, stop!
I'm a bastard!
Stop, stop, stop!
Go, we gotta go!
So can you tire us?
We gotta go, we gotta go!
You tires are pulled, bro.
I don't trust this, I'm a God.
We gotta go, we gotta go, we gotta go.
I'm God at this thing.
I swear to God, this will blow off the hell.
Don't say something like that. Okay, we're tires are cold. Oh my god, Ron
You notice my view spot right here, right? This is my right here. It's mine
Excuse me. No, sir. You know sure the bitch has angles
Oh, I got you.
Don't be crazy.
This is my spot.
It's not your spot.
This is literally where I recorded my GT3 RS when it was green right here.
It was right at this person's house in front of this gate.
I made it take time to see the car.
I love I like reminds me of New York like why is this so much house wow I'm not
kidding California is expensive but I'm not gonna lie it's beautiful it actually
is beautiful can I get three kids it actually is beautiful and I'm sad that
it's like people like you that's been inhabited the place really people like
you are happening this way why did I just sell so much more races when you
No! Am I victimizing myself?
No, look at that.
Beautiful.
Like, look at the sky.
Like, bro, I ain't lying.
But y'all gotta see this shit.
They do.
They can go outside.
I'm not saying the night time.
You can see the sky just like you, dick.
Okay, fuck you.
Look at the plane.
Wow, you ever seen one?
Tell me, I'm not.
I'm supposed to be on one.
Why'd you go to Mississippi?
I got eliminated first.
I'm player one.
And where's the plane?
I got eliminated first.
I got eliminated first.
why and where's your cousin so they killed them
that's a piece of raul raul yes
so i can't have a friend named raul unless it's your cousin yeah he's more of a friend
oh so like a family friend close family friend yeah that's the piece of that
Just drive it through the canyons with me and my bros.
Look at it for all my foes I said.
I said.
I said.
I said.
I said.
I said.
I said.
I said.
I said.
I've worked for the life, bro.
We're all going to pull this shit over right now.
Holy.
Oh my God, Ron.
Say hi to the family.
Help!
Help me!
He has me kidnapped.
Help!
Oh!
You can brush those freshmen.
Nice job, Sal.
What is wrong with you, kid?
No, because I gotta get low, okay?
What is wrong with you?
Those little girls are sticking on my fucking weirdo now.
Like, we're really trying to take a car drive to get fucking glassed.
You're one of one, Jerry.
Are you optical?
I thought, wait, I thought you had a 2015 vision.
Yeah, I know.
So why do you need glasses?
For fashion, what the fuck?
Duh, dumbass.
That's nice, I thought you were hard.
Well, this guy's mad at you.
I don't know.
Well, you know, he said, get that fucking...
Get that fucking one.
You went like this, lazy wimp.
Oh, white guy, I see that you did that.
My ass still hurts you last night, Will.
What does that mean?
Yo, is that JB?
What?
Yo, words! What do you think that was JB driving that car?
I got a fucking Honda.
Yes! You didn't see J Cole? You were driving the same car.
Here, JB has fucking a million dollars.
Is that what?
Is that a child in the road?
Wait, is that a brother in front of us?
A brother?
What do you see a brother in?
Oh, he's ran over him.
You said we ran over him?
I hate the fact that you're so old that you just can't understand when to make jokes or not.
Like, god damn, you're starting to get grumpy, bro.
I'm not getting grumpy, though.
Your age is actually starting to show.
Nah, I love my age-
Who the fuck are you talking about?
Oh, we need to go get glasses.
Holy shit, your age is showing.
My age is so cuz I wanna get obstacles.
You might be the first person to take me across the fucking map just to get glasses from.
For real?
You're telling me there's nothing in Studio City?
Oh, like to get what I want?
Yeah.
Nah.
Then I would have went.
What the fuck?
Oh my god Ron, this puts so much better than yours.
Hell yeah.
I'm getting a little drop top. That's supposed to fly.
Can you get a drop top?
My asshole, it literally hurts.
Oh wait, your shit is wrapped in paint.
No, no pictures please, thank you.
Thank you.
Hey!
I gotta run away from all these fans, you don't see them chasing us?
It's that car.
I swear on everything, I swear to God,
You literally just drove past a fucking elementary school, and you're saying I should run.
That- that's an elementary school.
Exactly. Why are these kids trying to follow us?
You're a no fucking child.
It's gonna be watching this silky stream because you spark a fucking midnight every night.
I'm live now.
Yes, fucking rare birds.
Stop talking about the plants. Stop talking about the plants.
We must prevail against the president.
That's not what I said.
Fuck that.
What the fuck is silky? What the fuck is stable or now now?
What the fuck is Lacey? What the fuck is Jason?
I didn't say that, he missed Jason.
No, he said four people's names.
He said Black Boy Max.
Oh, who the fuck is, yo, what the fuck?
Oh yeah, so keep going.
Stop!
This thing, oh my, yo, this thing is like
the annoying little brother I never had, bro.
Oh, so keep taking, take it.
Bro, fucking stop.
Stop that shit.
Jerry?
Are we there yet, Jerry?
Jerry!
I want food.
I want food, I want food.
I want food, I want food, I want food,
I want food, I want food, I want food.
There's gonna be food there.
Bless you.
Oh, that Paul's crazy.
I have baby ass knees.
I have baby ass hamster to be dead.
Yo!
Who's Jackson?
Jackson's looking down, bro, on that dead ass hamster.
Who's Jackson?
He's my dog, bro.
Jackson lived a 15-year life as a conference manual.
They're only supposed to make it like 12 years.
That hamster died to fucking mold in the house.
That hamster's last couple of days
was trying to fucking breathe properly.
I'm sorry.
couple days was trying to fucking breathe properly.
Wow.
Imagine looking up at your owner's fucking laser in Saรฏd, bro.
Oh my gosh, that's actually been a lot.
My owners were laser Saรฏd Agilot brought in the line.
It's a guy.
He fed everything about it,
but he fed it to shit.
That shit's not getting fed no more.
That much.
He lived a great life.
I don't know, it sat in a cage all day
at the fucking OSCS house, bro.
That actually might be worse than life.
Wait, so, wait, you saying we had trapped in the OSCS house the worst of life?
Bro, being trapped in the OSCS house for more than five minutes is a humanist herb.
I can't imagine a hamster in a little ass cage.
When I was younger, I had a hermit crab, and I didn't feed it.
Who bought the hermit crab? What the fuck?
It was actually in 3rd grade, my teacher, David Way.
A hermit? A hermit crab?
Yeah, and I forgot to feed it for two days, so it died, and we put it in the street and we ran it over the car.
Why did you just eat it?
I used to dig up worms and cut it with scissors.
No, I know what type of kid you are.
No, I'm being serious.
No, I know exactly what type of kid you are.
Well, I'm starting to get a little bit of trauma from taking this road.
What happened on this road?
This road is the way to Zila, and that's right to my body's care.
Oh, and that's what they told you, you have like 32% body fat.
I had 29%?
Oh, I'm sorry, just 2% off.
So what do you think my body car is going to be when I'm on my man?
Well, knowing you, you probably missed your appointment.
So I don't know, probably nothing.
I actually won't miss my appointment with your little loser.
No, Sa'i typed my job.
What did he say?
I used to pick up ants and watch them squirm and eat them.
That's what he said.
Yeah, that hamster got fucking beat by Sa'i.
I
See this video what this nigga he's been experimenting with his hair line, right?
Shit you see that with the B. Yeah, he put the B on his fucking head
Stung himself and ate it
What does that do? Hey, hey, it was bringing his hair line back. That's why you tell me that
You save it you know
That's crazy, bro.
What's your kid at, bro?
Ron here, piercing cycle.
He's about Ramo doing some pussy.
Reviving laser's dead hamster segment.
Oh, what the fuck?
Hey, Chad, everyone knows where the OSDS house is.
Someone took that hamster up there.
And revived it.
You're actually so weird.
Well, y'all buried it in the OECS?
That's bad, there we go.
It's not bad, there we go.
Why don't you bury it in the OECS?
It's not that bad.
Why would you bury him in the same place of trauma?
It's not trauma, it's sacred grounds, bro.
The sacred grounds?
That house is sacred to fucking Asian women
and fucking UD2 expert.
Wow.
So what's so bad about that?
Yo, my fucking eyes are so itchy, bro.
Ah.
Yo, my arm is dead outside.
What's wrong?
He missed his share.
Get the fuck off me, loser!
Hey laser, grab a sty for me.
Let's watch it.
Nah, that nigga was bobbing on that little mobile.
It's Friday!
Who's done Friday for me?
That's what you need to do right there.
Have you been locked in?
Yeah, I've been locked in.
When was the last time you went?
Five days in a row.
I said, when was the last time you went?
Going today, yesterday.
Going right after Shreem.
Oh my god.
For my arm, bro.
See, I just came back to the gym, bro.
My biceps is like torn up.
I'm not even kidding bro. I had a stick in my dick in your mouth for talking like that.
Ooh, who's mouth?
Can you act- Can you please take the shit off hyperboat? I'm trying to have fun.
This is not an hyperboat, you fucking weirdo.
Oh my god, I almost called you a crazy ass word.
Oh what?
What? I got a word right back at you, so I'm ready.
I was gonna call you some crazy shit, bro.
You know, the slow strokes are the fast ones.
Bro, stop fucking playing with my seat.
Oh my goodness.
You gonna get tight?
You know what I do to tight masses like you?
What the- Ah! You fuckin' had to told me about fuckin' armor.
Yo.
Hey. Hey.
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Go along. Go along.
Yes. Yes.
That's how you fuckin' crash.
Shut the fuck up.
I got to rest my arm, then I got to get my arm
Which we just have to find by our own, get my best for tomorrow
That's something for seven colors, I just need life to go
With that bottle of water, trust my eyes
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
I got to watch out for the cause of the world
Can't get out of the way, if you shoot each other
I got to grab my phone, but I swear I need way more
Got my phone, but I think it's time for me
I got that group of boys
I request a song!
I request a song!
Yes!
I request a song!
I request a song!
It's been a really big watch.
How do you know that?
I like that song.
Hey!
Keep playing!
There you go.
I'll set my roof on the ceiling.
Wait. How?
How?
I said Twitch is driving safety so I'm gonna wait until we're parked out of red light to change it, okay?
Tell Siri to do it.
Oh, I'm gonna tell Siri right now.
Hey, Siri, play that one song that I be playing.
I've been in a lot of high-levels before, so I know what's up.
You be fuckin'?
Have you come again?
Hey, I like the song, I don't know.
Wait, did you just play the instrumental, or are you playing the song?
Oh, wait, wait for it, wait for it.
I
Huh? Life like this sure is great.
It's great, bro.
What is this smell? Is that a kid in the road?
Huh?
Hey, man, I tell you what.
Yeah!
Come on again.
You should bring your friend.
You should bring your sis.
I heard she's your kid.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hello, what's this?
Hello, mama!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Oh!
Yes!
Hold on, what's this?
Oh
You should drop the top I got you
You
I don't even want to talk about it. I don't ever want to see you. I don't ever want to talk about it. I don't ever want to see you.
Everybody get your teeth removed. Then see what you cheese do. I'll let you do it again. Everybody get your teeth removed.
I'll put gold on it for my neck. I'll put gold on my teeth too.
How do you know the status of the job?
How do you say that I'll leave you? How do you say that I left you? Birthday was the best year?
And the words she said to me,
They kept me in the house and kept you,
We used to sit in the same room,
And our friend won't look at you,
She ain't ever gonna call back,
Think money is a small bag,
But a bag is a small bag,
Look at my bag, girl, I'm honest,
It's like being like a baby,
I don't want it to be a small bag,
Pulled up in the bare most dang water,
I don't want it to be a small bag,
I just made 10 years in a business all fast,
Come on, girl, I don't have the speed,
Yeah, it's life.
I can just stop that.
Yeah, I'll kick the bitch up.
Gonna have a one-third.
I'm gonna be the captain, Mervie.
So you need to hide out.
They need no teeth.
The last cop got a one-third.
No rematch to get told in, like, 15 minutes, right?
Come on, bro. I gotta get out.
What the hell?
Oh, my God. I'm gonna fucking hurt you, bro.
We really drag 20 minutes to go to this fucking bomb-ass store.
How do you know it's a bomb-ass store?
Because I'm table one out of, we're table one out of.
Table one out of, yeah, tell him yeah.
What is A-sign max?
Oh, it's sub-use.
Hello, my friend friends.
Yo, be careful.
I'll see you later.
Oh, did you hit it up?
Sound like a high-stack.
I lost my shit
Hey, it's a vibe, bro. Hey, we all melt rolls with it
Hi, where's the store?
Thank you come again you should bring your friend you should bring your sister
Nice VR674. It's a nice one.
Damn, I haven't IRL streamed like this in a long time.
Just leaving the house like this.
I got too famous, bro. I just couldn't leave.
Oh, my dirt bike!
The boo-boos!
Oh, my God.
Soul stage? Soul stage is a scam, bro, back in the day.
Trouble me if you know what I'm talking about.
Oh, I gotta pull up something down there.
Let's keep it up my face, man.
Come on.
This is like V-Glass, it's so hot.
Should I lock her glasses?
These are low key kind of swaggy
I'm telling you
They shot up my drip
Look at these Balenciaga orange ones
Should I go?
Should I get those?
Well I know she like these
What the orange ones?
I know she like
But I want to like be swagged out low key
Man this is not a bad shot
Not a bad shot at all
They took out these other brands
Like baby asses
It's Bodega good?
Is the Bodega good or no?
Is that what I said?
Oh, the bodega, that's his?
What?
The bodega?
The bodega?
The bodega?
The bodega.
The bodega.
Okay, that sounds good.
Excuse me, sir.
I'll get the camera on me.
Do you mind if I try these on?
Thank you, sir.
Well, we said, what you cryin', and what you try to say?
Oh
Okay, that is some women out of shit on God no troll chat that has to be some
That's like some free mason shit. Not that I know. I don't know what free mason's
Chad is this swag
No, I look you fuck with
You here already has a pair like that in Jason's so they're not so like anymore.
Oh, I hate both of those people.
Where's your streamer?
He's in the Chrome section.
The bomb section?
Chrome.
I don't know if I'm gonna be buying anything.
Chromehorns is a fashion trend nowadays.
It's like, you know what it reminds me of?
Chromehorns is one of these fucking white things.
No, I came with the glasses that I regret buying.
I already said that.
Chrome hearts and low key reminds me of off-white.
It's like one of those things that comes in
and it's gonna be gone again.
The original chrome hearts, it's pretty cool.
But if you're sick, you buy chrome hearts, it's not cool.
It's like some 50 year old guy with leather jackets.
It's like, nowadays it just, it reminds me of off-white.
It's true.
I'm gonna show you.
He's right.
He's right, I'm right.
I'm low key right.
I'm low key.
I'm gonna show you over here.
I'm gonna show you.
I mean, it's facts though.
It's like, I don't know what I'm talking about.
Nope.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
Like chrome hearts nowadays reminds me of off-white.
see but watching three years you know you're gonna say why I find this it's
like I like home and let them up to you. Chrome's been lit for like 40 years.
You said 40? Yeah. No, it's not lit. Chrome art is a little bit of a thing.
You know what it was? It was for bikers. Yeah, I know. I'm saying what? As in my
I've been in the mainstream for like 20 years, 40 years, I swear.
Not too late, my friend, not too late.
No, no, I'm way not heavy, but I'm definitely not gonna lose.
Like, you come up again, you should bring your friend...
Hey, Jack, can someone get me a towel?
What's yours?
I want to try the red ones, the green ones.
I'll give you some slaggy shit.
The red ones, the orange ones.
Well, Chad, the orange one's your feeling?
What the fuck?
Chad, you can't hear the orange one?
Yeah, I can hear it.
I want to show you how the orange one's looking.
No, you didn't feel literally the down water.
Wait, someone give us thousands of stuff to buy glasses. Cheers.
Kaka, kaka, kaka, kaka.
Uh, yeah, cut up.
What's up?
They're not like me.
Hey!
Yeah, hey.
Excuse me, can I check out two of these?
Thank you, sir.
I didn't know that was it.
Look at this guard dog.
Look at the dog there.
Look at that.
What's that?
What's that?
What's some occipital ligament?
Now I tried the red ones and the orange ones.
Bro, he literally did not want to.
Or anyone there would have wanted one.
Oh, wait.
I need to check it out.
Yep.
Here's one.
Is there a mirror?
No, no, you have to buy with that site I'm seeing.
I have a feeling right there.
These are kind of hard.
How much are these?
I don't know.
But you don't want to.
I don't feel excited.
This is so cool.
I don't want those.
Let me talk, let me talk.
I like to post this on Instagram and come back on a journey.
Let me talk about this.
No, on God, I'm not letting these go.
What?
You're so kind.
That's so far that's so much that's actually better than that
Yeah, I think I want these ones that take them
I want to see the other ones I like Blitz the other glasses
I might just get these to piss you off.
Alright, let me try and lose.
No, let me try.
Don't break them.
I'm not a fan of these.
Why does the nose sit so weird?
Oh, wait.
Oh, you're supposed to do this.
No, you're not.
Tom, is that not?
You're supposed to sit on your nose, right?
No, game.
This is me.
I'm not gonna know about the other one, if you want to see what's black.
Oh, look at that silver one.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you, bro.
Which one do you think is the silver, the orange?
Yeah, one of one.
This is one of one left.
Do you guys like rainbow stuff?
Which one do you think is this one?
I like you, sir.
I like you.
Thank you.
Black's better than the rainbow I've got down.
Yeah, I look like I'm worse than my leatherities maybe?
How much are these?
Wait, there's Maybach glasses, sir?
Wait, my friend hasn't made it. Wait, I should buy him a pair. How much do these go for?
I'm actually serious.
These are 7.40.
I like them I like them that much
740 and he's a from Balenciaga
Watch this right? Let me just see if I can get him. Yeah, sir. Do you want him to 700 40?
You want to know
I'm buying these, yeah. I just wanted to kiss Laura, come on.
Can I see that?
What do you think about the silver? Do you think silver or orange?
I feel like orange is some cool light.
Silver does look good, I'm not in the line.
I like the orange a lot with the black, not the rainbow, but the silver.
Wait Chad, which one's silver or orange?
But with the orange it's more unique, I feel like.
That's why I like it more, because no one's gonna be wearing like some shit.
What are they saying?
I've seen a lot of people say silver and a lot of people say orange.
Yeah, I kind of like it.
Yeah, the silver looks insane. I like the silver with the rainbow belt.
With the rainbow?
Yeah.
Hmm?
I think it's silver over here.
There's some people taking clothes off.
Who's too black?
I just like how like, actually I wouldn't wear these with a lot of things.
I like the orange though.
It's more summer than the red.
Yeah, I'll show you a lot of the red.
Yeah, I know.
Silver or silver?
Do you think silver or orange silver?
Huh?
Here's you.
Yo, I'm out of my job.
Yeah, I wanna know.
Is that like a fluorescent, like a fucking...
Like a fucking rainbow?
Yeah.
That's it.
Yeah.
I do a black or a rainbow?
Dude, I don't know.
Just tell me what the rainbow is for.
It's a glitter.
It's got the paint.
Little silver.
It's like a rainbow or just a black?
I don't know.
You got a black.
Really?
I just want to look like the silver surfer in my life.
I'm already, like my body already looks.
There you go, silver.
That's your scale. We're waiting around.
Oh god.
Nice. Okay.
Okay, can I try these with the black just real quick and see what it looks like?
Let's see how I can make some cool glasses.
Okay, thank you.
What year did you start?
It's different from any of the four of them.
That's a decade ago.
It's like a while, right?
Yeah.
This was actually, I think, the one who was a class of the four.
Wait, where?
So those are rare?
Rareware.
Yeah.
Bied host.
We don't.
You guys should buy one, get one.
You buy one, you buy the other one.
That's not fine.
But I want to let you buy this.
See like it was hard but with the silver person I like the random ones.
There's not that good dialogue, it's the hardest shit, that's the thing.
It's a good talk.
I feel like a dick, I like it.
I might get the fuck out of my face.
I mean you drive a fucking hot pink car or something.
Imagine just like a key coming up.
I want a photo of it.
Fuck off.
Like that?
Yeah, I like it.
I like silver and black, if I were to make a purchase, it would be silver and black.
I like the silver and black.
We also live with it, we wear different things, so it depends on you know.
Can I do these?
Can I pay a upgrade?
Also, shall I buy JC and Maybach glasses?
I don't think I like them that much.
You want a lot.
No?
Yeah?
Damn bro, you probably don't even want the orange, huh?
Oh, no, not that cool.
Alright, back.
Okay, perfect.
Thank you.
I don't buy...
There was a suit camera and it was going down my hair.
I know, huh, bro? You gotta get cold glasses. You gotta be, like, a band. Three bands. Two bands. One band.
Chad, someone drop a hundred fifty subs right now.
I see them.
I don't know. I feel like there's a lot of great options in there. I think it's a
lot of cool favorite glasses, a lot of unique ones, especially the ones in the Outback.
I don't know. I feel like if you're coming here, you're just probably going to try glasses
kind of ways.
I'll stay at least SCABLE and then Renato.
Renato.
Renato.
Renato.
Renato.
Renato.
Renato.
Renato.
Renato.
Renato.
Renato.
Renato.
Renato.
Renato.
Okay.
I got that.
Three seven ones you've got.
I'll stay at that part.
Two on five?
Three three three?
Nine six six nine?
Nine six six nine.
It's okay.
It's my turn.
Thank you, do you like cameras? Do you like photography?
No, I just like the gadgets.
This rig is like $8,000.
Do you guys do veteran's discount?
I serve in salty springs.
I'm glad that they do the salty spring discount right here.
There you go.
Did you ever search Seven Shets Got Risky Reels back in the day or not?
No, that's dangerous. That's like war.
Oh, even. Thank you.
Oh, yeah, yeah, that'd be awesome.
This is a total retail experience, bro. You've made this kind of money except the bag.
Yes, sir.
Security dog almost bit me.
See ya, see ya, okay?
Stop moving.
Alright, yeah.
Alright, well I'm going to run around Melrose while you guys shop here.
Thank you guys.
Of course.
He's going to run around, bro.
I'm just gonna run around, bros. I'm not gonna wait for so many.
Oh, of course, brother.
Thank you, brother.
Yeah. Wait, actually, I've got glasses. Fuck off.
I'm just kidding. That's like that.
Wait, I'm not talking to you right now.
You guys okay?
Pop out. Pop out. You know what I mean?
Yeah, I do.
Oh, go get your streamer.
Instead of come on, we said to pull off, bro.
No more photos, y'all.
I know.
We need to make a lineup.
We're going to do this one.
Can I put it on my car?
Yeah.
Of course.
Thank you, y'all.
I see you.
Nice.
We have a course.
Thank you, sir.
Of course, bro.
Of course.
Of course.
All right, now what?
Now we just wait.
Whoa, this is so tinting.
Oh my god.
Yo, can you actually get your sugar?
I'm gonna ask.
Bro, you told me to pull up with you though.
I cannot chill, bro.
I can't chill with you.
Fuck.
Okay, close.
Notice new food or drink.
Does anybody?
Yo, I'm not just here to piss you off.
Just switch to my ingress at least, bro.
I can't...
That fucking camera on my fucking face, bro. No more paparazzi
Anyone look at me
Hey, haha my guy
Maybe check it out
What for you?
How you doing?
May we check it out?
Yeah, of course.
There's no recording.
Oh.
Oh my God, back in the day the supreme bag, the Louis Vuitton Supreme, who used to get
this stuff back in the day.
These are some great, but once I got the glasses people start fucking with me.
It's a big ass chrome hard top.
You're not just all the same stuff.
Wow, this is nice.
Thank you.
The shirt just came out.
The shirt right there on the right just came out.
The shirt came out?
The week one.
You guys know the server size is so large?
Okay.
And then media and then the lash wasn't even small.
Okay.
That?
Yeah.
And then she's got her size.
Oh, awesome.
This is the new shirt.
How did they get it in so quick?
Pretty sure.
Like 9 inches, I'm sure.
I'm a big fan of Supreme.
Should I take my glasses off?
I look like a dick.
How much is that dirt bike?
That one is $40,000.
How fast is it guys?
I have no idea but it's just the price.
Is it that soft?
Yeah, for any problem.
And we sell the fear of it too.
Really?
Yeah, it's a lot.
$40,000.
$42,000 for one and then 80,000 for one.
Or Southside, whichever you guys know.
Yeah, fuck you Marty.
Yeah, not the lie.
Wow, this is such old relics, bro.
Kids nowadays don't even know about the Supreme, bro.
The OG Supreme.
I know.
Cardi had that shirt.
Jordan.
What a good guy.
Let's check out the shoe, shall we?
What are we thinking, bro?
You guys got a lot of size 8?
Size 8.
I can tell where you came up with your size.
Sure.
This is good.
Nice.
You seen anything, ladies? You seen anything, right?
I haven't even looked.
Okay.
That's it.
Okay, this is the first shoe I ever bought.
When I won FNCS. How much do these things go for now?
650?
Wait, this is size 4.
Not size 4.
What size 6?
Oh my god air mags what a classic original Nike Yeezys the Dior ones wow
I've never held one of these actually not to lie it's sneaker kind of used to
wow this is an actual grail how much these go for nowadays that one is 25,000
Holy shit this one does the auto laces no the other one is like a hundred fifty thousand or two hundred thousand
Who wore this Michael Jordan? What size shoes is this? That's 12. Holy fucking man
Dude, you know, it's crazy how I tack these still aren't like but I feel like these would be broken by you
You want to see the whole box? Oh, yeah, I'm up to I feel like a dick right this last
Does anyone in chat even know about these?
I'm really thirsty for some Nesquik bro. I wish it was Nesquik. What the fuck?
Are you sure? I was gonna one. 14 grams of protein too. That's okay. Wait, this is what it looks like?
Yeah, you don't understand and the souls are still like perfect, you know, or this is like a real grail
I'm not gonna lie. Oh, trust me. I know. I don't know it's wearable. No, I doubt it
This is like some collector shit. If you only buy this if you want to collect it
This is really dope though. Oh, thank you for showing me. What year did this come out?
2011
What else they got the Nike right after I need still a lot of money
I feel like this would be cool to get some slight IG picks in and then never wear them again
Thanks
To be honest people love the CPFM the right someone
Yeah
Thank you, thank Davis
Wait, that's the knocked up chrome hearts. Is that the $40,000 one?
What's how much of these go for 15,000 15,000
Crystals from Savosky, and we have your size, too. Well, that's crazy. I think I forgot my credit card today
Wow, 15,000 beyond this is that worth it? You could literally just pretty tough
He's actually Swarvarsky crystals?
Yeah.
Like, those are pretty interesting.
Is that my phone?
No, that's not his phone.
But like, bro, I feel like I don't want to peel it.
These are no way these are crystals.
This is like, this is kind of swaggy though.
About $15,000?
That's kind of hard.
They're basically like, what I'm going to do is...
Yeah, I know.
That's what I'm saying.
They have to come out, Keppler.
Wow, what about these?
Oh my God.
Kaisenat, Kaisenat won these recently.
These are, I actually think these are really cool.
But like, how much do these go for nowadays?
Those are like 15,000.
1000?
Yeah.
Size eight?
Oh my God, these are actually 15,000?
Yeah.
Wait, how much are the red octopers now?
20.
Is that right?
20,000 for red octopers?
Damn, these things are gonna be,
you think we'll actually like,
we'll buy this one day like in like 50 years from now?
You know like 20 years. I think they'll crumble right there. They're already crumbling like people that bomb like you gotta be careful
I'm sure you're open. I won't be that guy. Sorry. It's not. That's the plastic. We just cover it up
Yeah, who's oh, yeah, big casey-tree. I saw it at the red ones
If you push hard on it like you could crumble the shoe. Oh, yeah, cuz that's how bad it is
Yeah, but people restore them all the time. Yeah, you can restore them
Oh, is there a note?
Yeah, I'm gonna call the fuckies out.
Oh, man.
Any cool relics in here that we should know about, maybe?
Like some shit that you don't get to see every day?
Um, these are pretty cool.
They're signed by Kobe.
What?
What?
How much are these?
Q, you know how much are these?
Heistless.
They're asked in $28,000.
$28,000.
They're signed by Kobe.
Are these his shoes?
Uh, not his personal shoes,
but they're like super limited.
Well, how'd you guys get this?
I'm not sure if you guys know this, but you know, everybody sells their stuff.
I don't think it was Kobe who sold it to us, but it's like his people around him.
That's fucked up.
Yeah.
$28,000.
You guys should just keep that.
I'm not going to lie.
Yes.
We've got him like offers for like $20,000, but we're like...
Really?
You're going to take that?
We do a lot of like sneaker shopping here, with celebrities coming in.
Oh, okay.
So like that's more for them, like when they walk in and they want to see
what's up.
I'm more of an Air Force guy, yeah.
I'm just checking it out.
I used to buy a lot of shoes like,
these are our classics, Serena Williams.
These are so fucking dope.
I hit on these back in the day.
For retail.
Yep.
Same with these right here.
These, if you know, you know, chat any sneaker heads
when these first, these are the first cactus jack shoes, right?
Yeah, Jordan Ford.
Jordan Ford's cactus jack.
These were like 240.
They literally were bricks.
Nobody bought them.
Yeah.
Like what they were like staying at 240.
And then they ended up being like a thousand, right?
Facts.
Are they like a thousand now?
Yeah, a thousand dollars.
Yeah.
You know some.
little bit of shoes. Wow bro. There's a lot though like let me see what I was like to find.
I don't know. These are dope bro. It's actually so it's sneaker culture like Dime still
or you think it's gonna ever get like it's like one of those things where it goes up and down but
like I feel like it's so low right now. I think it's just like they're the new release stuff
for sure like yeah Dime because they're pumping so much out. I heard they're re-releasing the
off-white the 10. Yeah the white one's for March 9th.
those are like 2,500 but now you get a fresh pair because you know all the old ones yellow
so now the new ones are going to be more yellow
let Virgil rest in peace, baby
yeah that's kind of fucked up though
who's Colby?
well I see like totally seen before like yellow, go crazy
like when Colby's come out I don't really like them all
the new Colby's come out I feel like they're making new Colby's
come out so
yeah they make every week there's a new Colby
that's fucked up
yeah I don't like that
but I get it they're trying to make some money
damn what are you lying this next week, right?
No, I was looking for what you were doing with your gum, because I'm ready to give it a mom.
I'll put this in here, low key.
Damn, Chaz, anything you want to see? Low key?
No, for sure.
Is it a dope store? How long have you guys been open for?
Here, this location, since 2018.
Damn, you guys think, uh...
Like, I saw it, what's her face? What's the other store called?
Cool Kicks, whatever?
Oh yeah, Cool Kicks.
I think that shit's calling you.
You know what I'm saying? You heard about that?
Interesting.
You don't be selling, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, we don't but you know I think it is like you buy so much, you know like with us like we do consignment
So we make sure like everything's good, you know, so you guys have any of that here and you what the bet no
I can't get over how good the Nike easy looks like that shit is so dope
I actually wish I balled back into that I used to be addicted to shoes
That's all I used to want when I was a kid.
I would always tell my mom to buy me Yeezy 350s
that she never could.
And then I bought, what do they call it, the belugas?
Yeah.
The 2.0s, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's the one I bought.
That shit was so dope.
Going into school Yeezy's.
No, it's fire.
Now it's the new drugs.
What do kids go and school to?
What's like the swag now?
Chrome hearts.
That's all people want.
Bro, I was just talking about it.
I think it's like the new off-white.
It's the new drug.
Like it's like the drug.
But why do kids want chrome hearts so much?
It's just because what celebrities are like,
I guess like Cardi and all that.
I think of Cardi and then how limited it is.
Like, you can't just walk in the store and just,
hey, I want to get a full set, you know?
So it's very limited.
Oh, even like, I just saw this, even like human races.
But I have so many, like not these.
These are like, I know these ones are not bad,
but like, I have the blue ones and all that.
Like I used to collect, I remember when RiceGum
mixed matched the human races.
People don't even know what I'm talking about.
Right, I'm just talking.
And human races used to be crazy, like five grand.
Bro, human races used to be so much money.
The red ones, the blue ones,
Now they're like 200 bucks.
Bro, it's just crazy.
It's all trying at the end of the day.
Even with Chrome Hearts, I talk to other people,
like, hey, do you think he's going to die?
I don't think he's going to die anytime soon.
But it gets, everything fucking dies at the end of the day.
Actually, it's off-white.
I think off-white, though, the difference between Chrome
is like Chrome is always going to be a thing for older heads,
because that's where I originated from, but I don't know.
And there's levels to Chrome Hearts.
Thank you, bro, you're actually love sneakers. I'm not kidding. I love the culture around it
I think it's dope
I just think clothing is cool, but chrome words is just like
It's not for me
I don't know. Am I a bot chat or am I a W?
They do a good jewelry though. I was also gonna say that. They're pretty nice jewelry.
Well, I'm not a bot chat. Am I crazy? I can't buy these, right?
What? 15,000 for some Nike Yeezys.
Which ones?
Any of them, brother. So cool.
It's such a waste of money, right? That's such a waste of money.
I'll never wear it.
I've watched so many shoes, but I never ended up wearing it like
I just like Google that shoe and just like
So cool, I'm not even kidding. I would get fake ones though. I'm not kidding
There's no point of either ones. There's crumble. Yes, you can actually fall apart. I can feel it
These are like 20 something years old almost yeah, yeah, no these are 20 years old. I think that's nutty
Actually, are they 20 years old?
Bro Kanye was actually so ahead of his time
I'm not even kidding. He was dead ass so ahead of his time
Well even those the homage or chat what do they call it they're not for resell
You see that?
You don't have shoes?
Is it right?
Those are there with resales?
Kids don't even know about this.
Am I talking gibberish to my chatter to people who know what I'm talking about?
Like, bro, this is like...
I don't know, maybe I'm talking gibberish?
Some kids know, bro.
Hey, chat, be honest.
Am I a W for...
For knowing a little about the culture?
Like a little bit?
Like a little bit?
Like a little bit?
My W front for going a little about the culture like a little bit. I'm like a hype
I'm not really like that into the culture into culture like I know some shit
Little bit of a reseller, but these look like my size little kitty
I'm just curious
What's this shoe that everyone wants in school?
Bro, you saw these?
Signed Coby shoes?
Signed.
Yeah, look.
This shoe right here.
It is signed.
Do you mind me?
I'm just gonna make a chest of chat. What'd you get?
I'm gonna show you what I got in the car.
Really? Okay.
I'm gonna go and put the cooler or whatever.
I'm gonna check out these shoes on this thing and then I'm out.
Can I call? Is it on here?
Yeah
No more stealing bro
My goodness, so strict I prefer not to but you know
Let me see here some bump on the store
Those are 15 minutes
I don't know that, I don't know that, I don't know that, I don't know that, I don't know that, I don't know that
Real Chris, damn the Louis Vuitton Don Kanye's, you guys have that size, I'm sensitive, I wear with
So if I was a job manager, I gotta pay to do those first, I'm not a job manager
You need to fuck up a crystal
Wait it comes with this little smiley big thing, and you put it on the shoe
Yeah, for every Christmas it's like a thousand bucks
What?
Nah, I'm fucking with you
I'm just changing to free
Wait it's just infinitely loading, do you guys have an F?
They got no size 11
Damn they have so many eases
Oh my god you got a bottle of it
Which one
Eight thousand
You don't know, you should have a love on it.
You can buy somebody's apartment complex with that.
That's a down payment.
I'm not in the lake though.
Jersey, yeah.
I don't know.
8,000 on a shoe that I'll never wear, probably.
I just wanted one just to have a mind of care.
What?
I just wanted to set it to hand.
You don't even want to see it, huh?
Can I just check it out?
I'm going to look at it.
For show finding.
I got to look, I got to look.
No bro, I'm not buying.
I swear I'm not buying.
Bro, you're not buying that somewhere.
You're not?
You know I always wanted one as a kid, I'm not a kid anymore.
Me? Me? I'm not a kid anymore.
Nah, I wouldn't.
Wanna pay us leegas?
That's crazy.
Come on.
I don't know what this is.
I just wanted to see it.
Like, I can't hold this for now.
She's still getting burnt.
I can't do the problem.
I don't know if I'll fight.
I love those ducks more or less.
I don't know if I'll fight.
Spend 15 minutes wearing your Mr. Silk, your Mr. SLG,
make it do what happened.
Let me see this to begin.
What if I just got on a handstand, jumped up in 6'9",
What chrome hearts did you get I want to see it
I have two chrome hearts in the blood no you didn't make too much
I got the policy one but you did not get any give me a discount
Which other show this is iconic brown I don't think you realize that I don't want these to wear
I would never go. Someone said those are the price of my car.
These are crazy. How much is that? This probably like what? 18? I don't know how much red October's
girl for now is the Swedes all fuck
they're crazy of hers and brown it's more livestream bro you got to do this
oh yeah we did you see his about this angle right here in a thumb like this
You're not about this
This is like
I'm like weird about shit like that like I like see shit like that. I always wanted as a kid
But I know everyone's been there at the camera. They're like, I had 10,000 dollars
I buy this you this you this you this shit. That's how I was when I was a kid like a kid
When I was like 12
You get anything will you go get anything
Damn brothers the dope store. I appreciate it
I know the window chopper I told him
My choppers loaded
Soul stage in New York City, Scammy, Bruno Duncan.
What are you doing?
That's what I'm saying.
Soul stage in New York City, right?
What is it called?
Soul stage, is that what it is?
They've been around for like,
we don't have a Soul stage in New York City anymore.
This was like, we closed it like,
what does it call it?
Not Soul stage.
He said they don't have it anymore.
Did you guys used to in New York City?
Yeah.
Back in the day?
How long you talking?
Like five, seven years ago.
Nah, hell no.
Who am I talking about?
Soul, I thought it was Soul stage.
There's like, there's all Soul.
No, what's the popular one?
Oh, it's flight club.
Oh, fuck flight club.
You gotta stand up.
Repeat it again, though.
Repeat it again.
I'm not gonna lie.
Flight club scared me when I was like 15 years old.
They told me to boof.
Flight club?
Not what?
It's Soul City.
It's not Soul City.
Sorry.
You're good.
I thought it was Soul City.
I was about to charge for that Nesquick real quick, bro.
No, no, no, no, no, sir.
All right, man.
Thank you, bro.
It's a Soul Supremacy.
No, it was flight club.
I thought it was Soul City.
I don't know why.
Thank you, bro.
Can we get a picture?
Or is that cool?
For the next quick, sure, yeah.
I used to think of the poster.
OK, I know why this is selling.
Go ahead and play.
No stand, no stand.
Stand right here.
I don't know part of the name.
Stand right here.
Stand right here.
You got a new pair of hairpins.
Come on, throw me some.
You got a new pair of hairpins.
Right here in front of the soul stage.
Right here.
Of course, it's like, let's do it.
I got your brother working.
Yeah, if you look like you don't want it.
I don't even want to take it, bro.
I know how this goes, bro.
There's one pick.
There you go.
We're coming through to the store and dropping 20 bins.
How am I going to start getting it?
Well, if you shut down the store.
Yeah, yeah.
Thank you, bro.
You're going to use your name and like this game.
It's over.
It's over.
GGs.
Thank you.
I'll have the back of the card and I'll go home.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, bro.
Yeah, GGs.
Yeah, hold it.
Thank you, brother.
All right, throw me a beanie, bro.
Come on, that's all.
I got you, buddy.
This is a great game, this is a great game.
It's like honey, it's like honey.
I got to talk to the manager, if you want to wait I can talk to him.
But it's like a honey blow.
He can't give a little...
I like that camo lady up there, the supreme camo one, you see up there?
He's the one.
You know, bro, it's okay, we'll go to flight club.
Ha ha ha ha!
Is that a spider?
Hey, yo, the deer, bro, get the fuck out of here!
I've been playing a lot of Detroit turns human and bots I don't give a fuck
Yeah, bro, thank you, Ralph. Thank you
Because he keep putting me on this camera. I never seen bro, but all I know now but look
It's cuz he don't be wanted to like invade me in privacy so you gotta
You know what I'm saying?
Alright, well I respect this camera man
Fuck!
I have to leave over to Split or something
I'm about to get packed out by the street
Thank you
What an interesting place bro
Shout out to them bro even though I'm about to be a poster boy
Couldn't even make it out the door
Couldn't even make it out the door
The second you started out the door he was like
Wait, we're real quick, bro. Can we get a...
I'm gonna be on the Instagram page for the next 48 hours saying I spent $20,000.
G-fucking G.
All jokes aside, I think these glasses are pretty cool.
Not nice.
I'm not gonna lie, I'm aware this is public at night.
How do rappers be doing this at night? It's so dark.
Whoa, where's Silky, bro?
Oh, really?
I got races!
Sorry.
Two eyes on the phone call.
Yes.
Yeah.
That cup been working, bro.
How do I look?
Do I look okay?
Yeah, you look like you're a mobber now, bro.
I don't know why.
Hopefully.
I'm good.
You know you look good when you're half the chat.
Like, they say you jewel when you're half the chat,
say you chop.
I already know I look good.
I already know I dress good, bro.
You know what I thought about?
If I drink this nip,
I was thinking about in the store if I drank that mess,
I was not making it back home, bro.
I would have shit myself.
Dan, was that actually what you were thinking?
Yeah.
That's so crazy, man.
Are you dead ass?
Is that word to your mother?
Asshole.
Sorry.
I'd rather be an asshole than a fuck.
I'm not alive.
I think we projected to be at home earlier than normal time.
What, are you a fucking time traveler?
Get us fucking home, bro.
OK.
I have you know, yo.
I used to be in phase yeah, that's just not gonna help me
Still giving that one song let me home
Now we're to bro house in phase. I was like you know stable on a puck with max
But I was in phase boat look hear my song
I
Please your verses I'm I haven't tried be funny though. I'm I'm just
My verse not garbage my lancy jeans my lancy jeans my lancy jeans. How do you not like that song?
It's actually cuz you're too auto tune, bro. What I need to hear a silky throat
Are you okay?
No, I think I have ADHD autism and a lot of depression.
Oh, so you look like me for real.
No, I'm not chocolate.
No, no, then you're not like me.
Oh, okay, so you are chocolate.
Wait, Chad, who's still...
Who got eliminated today for Mr. Beast?
Anybody?
Balenci jeans? Balenci jeans?
I'll pop my money, I'll pop my band, see it
I'll fuck with it, rip like I had to give up, man
Oh, it's a box
Oh, it's the jeans, oh, it's the jeans
Oh, it's the jeans, oh, it's the jeans
Love it, it's the right
I ain't gonna have no water
I'm gonna go hop on my pants
All at one time, all at two times
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh, it's the jeans, oh, it's the jeans
I'm like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
I'm not the one who told me I'm a son of a devil
I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry!
I'm so sorry!
I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry!
I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry!
Now, we really gotta head on our hands, Max.
Don't really gotta head on our hands, bro.
The reason why Max never-
I used to be in phase, bro!
I don't give a fuck!
There's a reason why Max don't replay that song.
Yeah, your house-
Yeah, your house is still on deck.
Oh, shit. Thank you, buddy.
Thank you, Bernie. I couldn't see.
Okay, so be honest. It says 25 minutes to get home.
Are you gonna get me there at 20?
Fuck no. It's not the highway.
That's where I swim.
To their highway or my way?
Come on, bro. Lock in.
That's where I swim, game.
You know how to swim?
Yeah.
Laser doesn't, right?
No.
Wow. Why don't all your employees
don't know how to swim?
Because they're blind.
Ah, yeah, true.
Can I sit down?
Look, is it black?
Yeah, I think you said it.
Help me!
I want you to scream and like...
Hate me, gait me, either really praise me.
Do you have song clothes?
Uh, yeah, it's called Give You My Destination, dick.
I'm not trying to listen to you.
I'm gonna have a bottle of make sure you...
I'm gonna give you one song.
I'm gonna see you're a little bit ready to go down, don't worry.
I'm gonna give you a one.
Make sure you can, then we get to the driver again.
Asshole.
No troll shit, yeah, if you were gay, what the fuck make up something I said this
Fuck you're gay like I do this shit like no no
Ron if you was a girl oh my god talk to me. I would show so many things on my vagina. I'm not even kidding. All right
24 hours, you're a girl. What are the first and last things you're doing?
Okay, so the first thing I'm doing is easily sticking an Xbox controller in my pussy, getting
on Black Ops 2 using an LSAT and putting on controller vibration. The last thing
I'm doing
Last thing I'm doing bro, I'm getting fucked by selkie. I gotta feel that shit
I
Want to get tagged team by Jason the weed it's a
I'm not even kidding, bro. I know you thought you would throw my little shit in the air
I'm not even kidding like no gay shit like you a dead toss
You throw my last oh, I'm not doing none of your shit. Oh game
The fuck
Don't know. I'm dead starving. Oh
Eat me out
Come on bro, get me home.
I think my car got delivered back home.
The Bravis?
Yeah.
You let them drive it?
Yeah.
They did.
My name's C James.
My name's C James.
Yeah, I told you.
Shit, that's you.
Damn, bro.
Wait, so I'm confused.
Why do rappers wear this shit when it's pitch dark out, it's so hard to see.
That's what it's like, gang.
I would wear these out because, bro, I've been getting recognized in public
No, and I actually, like,
bro, fans are like so...
Can't get big in and recognize for you, King.
Huh?
Now?
No, bro, people are just weird now, though.
Like, people come up to me and are just, like, dicks.
Like, I used to have people come up to me
and they were just so nice.
I'd be a nice bag.
We're like...
The thing is, we feel like we could play with you.
That's what I'm saying.
But you ought to lock in so you can really knock a thing out.
You don't like that nine-soul and still King?
Huh?
You don't like that nine-soul?
No, no, it's not my next.
This is the first one in the playlist.
I don't know why I'm scared.
You flick with nine?
Yeah, he's got a lot of good people.
What's your favorite artist? Lincoln Park?
Probably Lucky.
Oh.
That's not Lincoln Park, you fucking dickhead.
What the fuck?
I was like, I was just asking a question.
What's your favorite artist?
Kyle Rich.
No, actually not Kyle Rich.
Hopsmo.
What am I favorite artist? Yeah, Todd.
Hold on.
So who's your favorite artist?
You don't answer any questions I was asking.
I was guessing.
I want to grab a skull like that!
She got that jet, but then I run out.
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Treat this in the morning said the early board gets the worm
Yo, he said he said I gotta be if I'm trying to be a nigga
Do you know to save that mean nigga gotta be up together be up?
Yo, that's why cool. I said cool
What's it called?
Justin Bieber.
Mr. Cedar.
I know about Left, Right, Little Ante.
Really, really?
Cake, Cake.
I said, dude.
Bro, and the corner was fake, honey.
Bro, he be Billboard.
Play that shit, bitch!
Can't be Ante.
Yo, Uber, do your job, bitch!
Shut up!
Can't be...
Play my fucking song!
I'm gonna give my...
I'm gonna give my...
I'm gonna give my...
I'm gonna give my...
I'm gonna give my...
Really, really?
Cake, Cake.
Nothing.
You never heard of him with the big 50 kept a
Ladies just told me stupid fat boy
You know Marlon almost max someone I'm not even kidding when we were in Miami
When I'm talking like a homeless dude ran in front of all he's driving the s of 90 and I still like this close
I thought he would have went flying.
I swear, I thought Marlon's career was over.
So why would he be able to make a random roll?
Yeah, but...
...and they say it's a ritual.
Oh my god.
You playing that shit or no?
Yeah, no, no. I just gotta get to 50 for this.
I gotta play a minute.
Hey, I hear my brain, I hear it really really
Got money on my mind, I hear it really really
I think like I've been falling, cause I'm really gone
Now I'm on a bottle of tea, I'm not really falling
I hear it real bad, I hear it really really
I hear it in my mind, I hear it really really really
I hear it real bad, I hear it real bad
A little bit of songwriter, any can sing
Bringing in money like Ricky Middle-East
I would just turn and keep paying for the season
I took, that was a blessing
She's pressurein' you, I don't look at her face
Actually, I treat her regular
Knockin' and see me not makin' no breakin'
They better fuck than me, damn it, damn it
I'll be above with you, I'll be a settler
What's that for the fans, have a switch
I'm a singular here, talkin' rest is don't count
No!
you
you
you
you
you
You
She's a cunt, girl. She's that bitch.
Slow down, bitch! Slow down, bitch!
Slow down, bitch! Slow down, bitch!
Slow down, bitch! Slow down, bitch!
Slow down, bitch! Slow down, bitch!
Stop doing that shit.
Because I won't give away the cataclysm.
He's your Mr. Lock.
Oh, this is DG Dash.
He's your bitch beside me.
He's my daughter, ass.
He's a deep, bro.
I'm a bitch. I'm a bitch.
I'm a bitch. I'm a bitch.
I've never heard that song before.
I love that song.
You know what's crazy about that?
You know what's crazy about that?
That song is called Justin Bieber.
Let me give you some knowledge, right?
Little Uzi Ver.
Say it with me now.
He bought Justin Bieber's Rolls Royce.
It's a one of one.
Rolls Royce.
If you Google it, if you Google West,
go on YouTube everyone, if you're on PC,
West Coast Customs Rolls Royce for Justin Bieber,
it's like this space coop.
Little Uzi bought it, and little fun fact,
when I met Guap for Uzi, whatever you wanna call him,
right, when I met him, huh, I call him Guap.
If you know you know, listen,
when I met him, he pulled up to the phase warehouse
in the Justin Bieber space coop.
I'm telling you that Rolls Royce looks ugly as fuck online on my soul in person Google chat I'll put it on the screen
Yo, that shit look crazy
Crazy looks crazy. I'm talking like it floats on the ground. It's crazy. Take a put on the screen
I've never thought about that. Thank you
And he called it Justin Bieber
He called the Rolls Royce Justin Bieber
Yeah, but it looks ugly online. I'm telling you chat in person at night. Yo, it looks crazy
It's like an actual spaceship.
Bro, no, it looks nuts. It looks nuts.
Wait, like the stars in the little brookies just now?
No, they made it so it looks like it floats.
Whenever you drive.
It looks like it floats.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. At night though it shows it.
Why is there a random dog just sitting there?
I think I had to get it now, buddy.
Hey, am I even though people still roll pumpsbuggies?
If I go off, I punch it in the knee when it happens.
Look what she sees, man.
Oh wow, that's Hogi.
It's okay, I'll punch her back when she pisses me off.
Went to sleep.
Woke up with a bag.
Brothers may be mad because I'm walking with the cash.
I'm gonna open the lambo.
I know what he saw you doing.
What?
You got to know him really good.
Yeah.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
you
you
you
you
you
I
Want 180 miles per hour. No
Nope
Now my shit your shit maxed out of 180. Nope. I took my I can't even say what I did
To indigo's 186. Nope. See you know, you know, I'm not talking about to me
If you know, you know where did you put two engines in the car?
I'll get out of here, I'll get out of here, fuck you.
You know what, one day, you're gonna think to yourself, damn, I should have been nicer than Silky.
I mean, yeah, I'm gonna have to think that soon, bro, you're up there, you're gonna die soon, right?
You're one of you 56?
I'm actually half 56.
Damn, bro, you went to Michael Jackson's Super Bowl or no?
I didn't even know he had a Super Bowl.
The fuck?
I didn't even have been to a Super Bowl.
Yeah, right.
Right.
You got a phone call?
Um...
Where's my phone?
Can you play Chew 2 by Blackway Max?
Chew 2?
Yeah.
Chew.
Chew.
Chew.
Chew.
Chew.
Chew.
Chew.
Chew.
Chew.
Can you play, ah, chasing the Wiens?
You shit.
I
Wanted to run out of my boy
He's a son Ronnie is my boy
Hey, shut up max
What the fuck is that man
Oh my gosh this is great time that I remember over here bro not too far it's
um the sub of our house on the other side of the hill I don't give a fuck I call
these movers to get home not talk you talk to your mother with that mouth it's
called you kids that mother of that mouth stable or not a pacifier so I
want your baby sucking on me what the fuck no that mean stable or not a
pacifier I want your baby suck it up it's the craziest thing that I've
I've never heard it before.
You've never heard that ninja clip?
No.
You've never heard it?
Look it up on YouTube, everyone.
Look up Ninja's pacifier clip.
Go ahead.
It's a classic meme.
Ninja said that?
Jake, keep on going.
Oh.
Can I play that song, then I skip?
Of course.
It's a great one.
Would you?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
It's not viscous. Yeah, I'm gonna hear this is so amazing
It's not vicious like I don't know
I don't listen to OD, but he got some good songs. Oh god
It's a little too aggressive for me like some of the some of this shit is like
Not like this, not like this when he's like singing low key,
when he's like low key rapping.
It's no help me.
It's like the whole rock, like screaming in his shit.
It's like, oh, I'm done, bro.
Like, bro, that's a Cardi game.
He's gonna play, uh,
He play, uh,
This is so amazing.
I'm in it, I'm in it.
I'm in it, I'm in it.
I'm in it, I'm in it.
I'm in it, I'm in it, I'm in it.
I'm in it, I'm in it.
I'm in a new means.
Can you play me a song?
Can I play?
Can you play shop for me for a drink?
I'm trying to get free tea.
Michael, I'm big.
Please?
I don't want to get him on bad.
Bro, please, bro.
Good.
Just one request.
No.
Please.
Go, brother.
Bro, please.
I'm good, brother.
Please.
I'd rather not get him on feels.
Bro, please, it's not a feelsong.
It is a feelsong.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
He's not going to make you shut up?
Yes.
I like this song.
Just think about it.
I'm sitting on your feet.
Good luck, bro. Come on.
You said louder?
Come on, bro.
Get in your feels, bro. It's okay.
Come on, signature move.
All you matters is nobody else feeling like me.
I care, I'm a tag, but I'm not a tag.
They can't show me somebody to replace what I'm getting at all.
Come on, bro.
Oh, you got to see this view over here.
I know that you about it, it's something new
Yeah, it's something new
It's something new
It's something new
They got your hair up again, that's me
It's something new
It's something new
They can't see, look out, look out!
What's the latest?
Yeah, the reason why you always get invaded
Take a shot at me
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Take a shot at me
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Come on, guys, don't listen to that.
Let's see that now.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Come on, come on, just come for me
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
He said one wrong, he said one wrong, he said one wrong.
Yeah, he said one wrong, he said one wrong.
Hey, you got it up.
I'm honest.
I got it, I got it.
I miss you.
You ain't no music, one of the only things that I give in to.
Sometimes you be bitching with a fuck.
But I was with you.
But you believe in everything.
When it's good, I don't hate you.
She said, I never said such a good thing.
I'm always busy doing things.
I really wish she had a different life.
You and things, I think the city that we're from
It's such a small place that much to do with talking listen the men are jealous and no women on the competition
And now you're telling you stories that you are missing interpreting say now the images in your face the person what I can tell
That you've been crying all night
Drinking all summer
Oh
Oh my god
I'm gonna play some Let Down by Radiohead and become Suicidal.
That was a little important.
Oh fuck on that ass.
My kiss on that ass.
Stop harassing me right now.
Is that a gay chat or what?
Yo, Ron Aldo, stop.
Is that a gay chat?
Stop, yo, Ron Aldo.
Stop harassing.
Stop harassing me.
Can you cut me run down? What is that sir?
All those games last night an hour of losing we got on the plate for an hour for fitted probably every single match
I was looking at the same city
He'll not lose me, he'll never change
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
I didn't use type in my chat
Off-Stream gaming is the worst
Bro, you don't stream, you're a viewer, bro
Get a fucking grip before I ban you
Off-Stream gaming? Who's gonna off-stream game?
All of us?
No, we not
I don't off-stream game no more
I quit that
I actually put that down
Every single time I check sanction
You're in there stream sharing marvel rivals
Oh
I did it
I checked out all hours, and I'm like, oh, I wonder what Jerry's doing.
Maybe he can spark the stream.
They'll be screen sharing with Phil.
Don't worry, Chad.
SLG, I promise you, I'm going to lock in.
Patreon stream this week, they'll lock in.
Look out here.
We know you're on rivals, dude.
Every time, dude.
Every single time.
Promise you I'm going to change.
People are trying to tear you down, Chad.
Don't let them.
Don't let the outside noise destroy you from within.
You're a fucking crumb.
Never let the outside noise take you from within.
Just...to the mouth.
Netflix is out!
I live by some advice, it's called birds.
They see you got eliminated already.
Where you get eyes?
11 hours in, but damn, bro, I should have went.
Fuck, bro, I should have went.
How do you know you got eliminated?
Tweeted.
You got his top cap real though.
Yeah.
What's that, man?
Biggest said he got his top cap real though.
Yo, what the fuck?
you
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you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
California do you know anyone? We need a rubber. We need a rubber garnish. Yes. Garnet.
I made two of these buying nymphs' odds to get that close to me.
Fuck Mercedes.
What the fuck?
Fuck Mercedes, bro.
They actually hear pieces shoot.
Oh, what if he's-
Look what I got back!
Oh, he got the Brabys back!
It's not the sound.
What?
It's not the fuck they're sound.
What fuck they're sound?
What's Mercedes for, actually, no.
No, wait, did he charge you for service then?
Oh, yeah, $700.
Oh, my god.
They're the worst, bro.
They're the worst.
They tell you they can't fix it out of the problems.
Yep.
Wait, wait, what was the sound that was in the car?
So I need to put it in the exhaust,
but people who put it in my valvetronic exhaust
before I put the Bravis one on it,
they took off like this part, so it makes like a sound
with its heads.
You want me to open it?
And around the room, dude.
Oh, a razor.
How did you get that in here backing up?
What?
How'd you back that in here?
I used to move cars when I was 18.
What's that?
Oh, I already got the car.
I didn't have to pay.
I didn't pay.
That was fine.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's see what I got charged for, chat.
$624 for...
Bro, I wish I made a dollar off this.
It's not like I made anything with...
They charge you for...
Oh, they changed the filter in my car for $33.
To reset my oil, they charged me $250.
My oil change is $250. I could have done that myself. I hear Ray's car.
windshield cleaning $12? Wait, so they charge me $13 to clean the windshield?
windshield fluid. Oh, windshield fluid. Just water they put in my car for $13.
They text me.
That's what I'm saying, if you do that on me, just take it to me and let me show you.
Alright, well, I need you to go. Just text me.
That is right.
That's right? Yes.
Is he just driving it around the house?
Oh, I don't know, maybe he likes driving his car?
What do you want to do? Drive it in the garage? You fucking dumbass?
Asshole, fucking ultra, fucking weirdo.
You literally were an ultra on your dick.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Welcome home, Daddy!
We gotta keep your car on or no?
Welcome home, Daddy!
Where's that Trusky skit?
Daddy, Daddy!
Shut the fuck up!
Hey
I'm not even kidding bro, oh imagine just being a girl coming home and getting fucked
Look at you
Like a scholar. I'm gonna make a new song now. But let's see see
But let's see sick. Yeah, hell of this. They said that they're gonna put us put us on the list now for solution
Why don't you wear my shirt?
I wore it the other day. I went out.
I like this one. This is nice. I knew he's gonna fuck with me.
You fuck up my shit?
What?
Thank you.
What did you get, son?
Oh, you got the black one.
Wait, what are these?
Brown, too.
Not that shot.
I got the blue one, buddy. I didn't have the black one.
I got the blue and white ones.
Not the only one.
These are custom, dirty ones.
See what I got?
Yeah.
He stole my swag.
Yo, orange one?
Yo, orange one?
I said, yo, I want the orange ones.
Oh, I want them. I want them.
There's all you got? There's those?
I don't know.
You know, miniski...
There's protein? What is that?
Oh, who is cooking?
They smell like food.
Yes, they are.
No, Ron. No, stop there.
Making a promise.
Oh, relax.
Yo, that was... nah, I'm alive.
Stop.
Not a lot of green screen is a classic
You talking about green screen?
Yeah, it's not a lot
Show my segment
What?
Nah, so he can use an innovative memory
He's the first human with a Christmas tree in his head
Word to a boy, I was the first nigga to set up a Christmas tree in my room
Light it, don't fight it
Don't fight it
Fuckin' you talk about nigga
Niggas have these little wise Christmas season 8 rooms that don't count, nigga
I bought the Christmas tree
Best Christmas tree
Her
Yeah, I was like, nah, they got a couple of me, I'll just show you those other like
those.
That's what I was going to say, I try to keep laughing, but see, I was a breaker.
They don't look bad on you at all, I'm not going to lie.
When you put them close to your face, it actually looks like...
I love them because it is a couple of my eyebrows.
I like sexy chat.
You got another beer?
Yeah.
What are they saying, bro?
I can't see it.
How do you bind and bump, right?
I'll let Ray tell you.
The ill nerd, waiting out the back, Ron, you're just ugly.
I'll just take these guys and fire them.
That's all they work. What do you mean?
I'm sorry.
Well, in my line, I'm trying to read the good ones.
Fine shit, see?
That was targeted.
That was targeted.
That's not good.
You know what I'm telling you?
We should also just start making up.
That's a fake.
That's lying.
They could have been me.
You know what I do?
You know what I do?
You put them on your soul.
I wake up, you know what I put on when I wake up because it's always on
I got a lot of sort of guys
Every time I wake up I see crack baby is live. I click on it
I could watch it and out there while I'm like this is giving me like
Awesome, not sure the state negativity. Well, like it's really good entertainment. And then I start thinking like
So I had to close
You're gonna become negative
Shit
Wait, why do these glasses go through my face ID?
How does iPhone do that?
Oh, it's like the shit in your retina
These mac are gonna call me fat
You're trying to take it out on me
You about to say I'm just black?
So they know when you see that emergency the emergency bot the emergency news. Yeah
Oh, yeah, I got these ones too.
So there's subiton there's subiton Saeed lost my fucking chrome shades
so I had to
Get these
They're like a army bronze or something so like
So how I'm gonna wear them. I'm gonna style them like it's gonna be like this and am I here to the back?
That's how I'm gonna wear my shades
some of it right there.
No, that's like soaking in the air for Jesus.
Yo, bro, stop time.
For what, I used to be in face plan.
No, fuck, what max?
You know about stay more dog.
I mean, my destination.
What a price to be in faith, clear?
And I know you want to next week.
Wouldn't that's quick? It's still cold.
I can't drink another one, so don't ask me.
You want that's quick?
Yeah.
14 grams of protein though.
Wait, it says that for real?
Yeah, 250 grams of calories though.
That is just not worth it.
I'm going to tell you.
Motherf-
You won't be able to get- I gotta open the door.
They're probably too good about it already.
What?
There's no way.
No, I deadlocked it.
Oh my God.
Why do you lock me?
He's the old fucking one.
She is the one.
I'm on the gram.
I'm scolding my thumb.
She is a minor, right?
What?
That is not what he said, nigga.
She's too young.
Holy shit.
She's too young.
She's like, there's going to be niggas who's like 35.
You.
And still going to go for the 20-year-old.
Bro, Kaysan.
You got to chill.
Kaysan, I didn't hear anything.
Kaysan told me that he goes to his old high school
games in front of the freshman to see if he still has him.
No, no, no.
You're lying.
The virtual beat, you're lying.
You're lying.
Don't put that on Kaysan.
Nah.
Don't put that on my son.
Hi, bro!
So this is gonna be split if you're gonna come to 60 now
and you can't put a game together?
You wanna blow up that rocket?
Are you inviting me?
You ain't not in that channel.
But are you gonna sell my shit?
All right.
You even offer him a knee and one leg?
Okay, chat.
Yeah, let's waste the money or we're gonna use your money.
They're hard.
So fuck it.
You like them, who cares?
I like them.
I think they're commemorating your stream right now.
They're saying how good the stream is going that they're throwing Ws around.
Bro, chat.
Every time I get in my room,
you don't have to play Ws stream, bro.
Oh my god, it's so cringe.
Genuinely serious and so cringe so cringe so fucking cringe
Can y'all see me
No, no wait Chad does Jinxie still want to do that that rainbow shit or no. Oh my god Jinxie ended
What the fuck?
Bro, I literally was going for an hour and 15 minutes.
20 minutes.
Chad, what is the 2v2 to, wait, oh my God, is it right now?
Wait, wait, is it right now?
A 2v2 to what is it right now?
Wait, ladies, I think it's right now.
What time is it exactly?
It's seven or nine.
Wait, go quick.
Wait Chad, is it right now or no?
You gotta hurry.
Oh my God, wait, are we cooked?
Did you just see him run?
Hurry!
Hurry!
Hey, is it?
I
Quickly four minutes
Well, hi, hurry oh
No, Gigi's chat
GG's get your GG you have four minutes and 30 seconds
But how do I get out how do I get out how do I get out?
Four minutes 20 seconds quickly
Ladies are you on the game or no?
Okay, I look good or job.
Right.
Three minutes.
Do not redeem, do not, do not redeem.
Joy.
Boys
Bro, join!
JOIN!
Bro, quickly!
Oh my god, oh my god ladies, what are you doing?
BANG!
Let's go, chat.
Let's go.
Come on, change my title.
Let's go.
Let's fucking go.
Let's fucking go.
Let's go.
Lacey.
Oh wait, that's Lace.
LOL.
LOL.
Lace, what discord are you on? Lacey's or what?
Tell me now quickly
Gg's or no chat how was today's stream so far good bad or bad be honest what up Ziggy
you guys say mid I don't know why I say this every time yo ladies what discord thank you
for the subs yo cam david sub jake with the sub thank you guys so much for subs I can
read it now finally thank you guys for all the subs thank you thank you for the subs
true the equals ban law wait this kind of sounds like a beat you should bring
a mess and can I even joke about that or not your job that was good
chill yeah you saw David got a hot now of it or whatever caught they said now
he's getting what he recorded is this pre-recorded bro you asked this every
single stream yo man thank you for the 18 months new thing with the nine months
fuck you you're not my best chatter my best chatter is I don't know my worst
chatter is Jonah so guys none of you guys get saved me to your best chatter
bro none of you guys are chatters you guys are all bots you're all robots
simple you guys have all been programmed
this is pretty recorded Ron is current y'all a la you dumb ladies bro plug it
I'm going to get it in.
Maybe eight months.
Yo ladies maybe come upstairs bro I have a PS4 controller you gotta hurry.
You have time low key.
Check calm sob bro.
unplug the wire replug it might be the wire
Guys I'll watch the vid tonight line meter guys. I'll go to the gym after stream line meter guys
I'll play resident evil today line meter
You guys are actual fucking bums
like what is wrong with this fucking twitter com bro do all you guys do spam
limeter fucking losers yo ladies what discord fat shot thank you for the
I guess
Yeah, I love they don't want to show lacy's room. They'll shut up. Can you hear me? Yeah, why are you on like a fucking connect for?
What you're on a fucking connect for bro, can you change the mic on the discord?
Let's see
Hi Ron, I got work in the morning, can you end stream?
Are you fucking stupid?
Maybe four months.
Get out of your nose, yo buddy, stop nose-watching, bro!
How about that, dick?
Hey whoever beat up to slimy just know you have God coming for you, bro
I don't know what the controller doesn't work, it's like it's not the controller itself.
There is it.
I don't know why it's not working.
I plug it in and it doesn't work.
I plug it in and it doesn't work.
I'm using different controllers.
I am.
There's two controllers out there.
I've gone with the one from home that I use.
So that's why it doesn't work.
I plug it in and it doesn't work.
And the mic doesn't work.
They're saying restart PC, trust me.
There's no time to do all that stuff.
No, you do have time.
If you're in the game chat, right?
Once you're in the game, it's fine, right?
You're in the game.
You're in the game.
You're in the game.
You're in the game.
You have an extra three minutes once the game starts remember?
So if I restart the PC right now.
No you restart once we get in.
You gotta be quick.
Chat right?
Once we get in though right?
I think you can.
Oh, I forgot the feed burger.
It'll be okay.
Once we get into the actual lobby,
we should be safe.
Okay, you gotta go now.
I think it's about to go yet now.
No, no, no, quickly, quickly, quickly.
You have two minutes.
Oh, no.
GGS.
GGS.
What's restart?
Quickly, quickly, quickly, quickly.
Your PC bro?
Oh GGs
GGs
Chat is a GGs, GGs no booth
Chat is a GGs
Oh no, oh no, oh no.
booth is it GG's job no booth
oh no these guys are oh no it's over
W stream chat, W stream, W stream, W stream y'all, W stream, now W stream chat, W fucking
stream in the chat bro yo table when are you going live 19 months you don't know
how to pronounce my name and you ask what I'm going live I'm fucking stupid
Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no.
Quick!
Boys, are you loaded?
Loading.
Probably five seconds. I'm not the one we chill out. It's easiest. Oh, no, it's just boys
Boys. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh, this PC is insane
What the one we do? I don't know. Wait, can I call timeout? Oh, no. Oh, no, I can't even join
Oh, no, oh
No, oh no, are you back? I
got boost
No fix your mic fix your mic fix your mic fix your mic
Okay, I'm gonna lock in
Okay, it's fine just lock in
You're boost or no
You don't welcome on brothers win this tournament they're gonna put W's and shit in the chat I
good no no this I know this forward one my god oh my god hold chat hold oh no
boys
little little little what great was in middle enough I didn't think you were
fucking versus dick. Don't say what.
No boost. I've got boost! No! Hit it again!
Lace! Good! Hold!
Wait.
good boys boys boys boys boys boys stop hitting it too much
No, let's go. I did it. I did it. I did it. I did it. I did it. I did it. I did it.
Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no boys. Boys. Boys. It's over. I mean, it's nothing. I couldn't
You got me boost!
You go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go.
Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no.
He got up there, boys.
lock it lock it lock it lock it lock it hit hit hit hit hit
oh yes yes nice nice nice hatchet
I go I go I go I go
dead dead dead oh my oh my
come around next gold prize wins
oh no boys hit it hit it hit it good I got I got I got I go
go what
I
Go I go
Wait wait wait
Wait I
I hit it? Go! Go kid! I hit it again! YES! NO! Noooo!
Oh fuck, oh fuck, go bush! I'm back, I'm back I'm back I'm bush, I'm bush, I'm bush, I'm bush
I go, I go, I go, I go! Go! I just can't hit. I just can't hit!
BAAAARGHH!
Stop. What do you say?
Let's go save my boys I got I got I got
Dead good
Getting here oh my fucking shit I stole that let's go
They are the months they were
Okay, now steal the whole team like I got.
Shameless as fuck, fuck it.
Take that.
Oh no, oh no.
Wait, aerial time?
Fuck no.
Wait, aerial time, ready?
Let me hit that.
Let's go!
I'm going in!
Easy!
I'm going in!
Every 19 months canadian are we won the first one
Yeah, I got impulse a bit of a month
Wait a minute impossible impossible
Impossible. Impossible. Impossible. Impossible for two goals. Impossible.
Impossible.
Literally impossible. We need just one good kickoff here. It's a game. It's a roundup.
Game over. Game over. Game over.
Game over. Good job. Back to LinkedIn. Let's go. Back to LinkedIn. You go. Let's go!
bro try to change the mic let's go bro let's go come on yeah move it closer
can you hear me now no closer it's very close okay that's good
let's go chat let's fucking go I get some W's pretty close to it thank you for
21 months W Ron Bodo. Thank you, bro. Thank you
Let's go
Thank you for the fucking 11 months Maverick
Wait, yo
Shut up cornball
Okay, now I'm getting into gamer mode now. It's over entering gamer mode Mike on
set on. Glasses enabled. Let's play.
Hmm.
150 months.
And these are sweaties.
Adapt the story, adapt out.
Keckwok, Keckwok, Keckwok.
Jack, glasses on or glasses off?
Locked in mode. Let me know.
me
Oh now
You you you you you you oh now oh now oh now I
Got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. Get out of your bitch. It's still in the bush
Oh my oh no, he pitched it
Oh, I see him. Do you, brother?
No!
Yes! No!
Come on, I need to get down.
Over his head?
By the hair.
The hair?
I see him.
No, fuck my assholes, so I creamed.
Good! No! These guys are good! Oh my god.
I'm sitting on a boost!
Yeah, starvim, starvim, boost starvim, boost starvim!
Oh no! I bumped up!
No! My assholes! Fuck!
They came to play, they came to play, they came to play, they came to play.
It's fine though, so do we, so do fucking we.
Alright, alright, come on.
Let's go.
Let's go, come on, lock in! They're saying that we can't do it, Lace.
It's fucking cat, on guard we can.
oh no that can't be good oh no you hit that or no oh no what the shh where did you learn
that they're getting all the boost oh no oh wow yeah right over my head look no way oh no
We got it
Only done two oh my god. We got to slow down. We can do it. We can do it. We can do it
Yep good
You
I'm a little drooling right now, I'm gonna thank God he missed out of in the dagger. We're good. We're still in the sun. Yeah
Look at them bro just cheese in the goal
Oh, fuck you
I got it! I got it!
It's so good!
3 minutes so far
Should we go?
We should start getting some gold in here
What we can't do?
We just have no boost
Oh no
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
I know, I know
Can you do this still or no?
I think so, yeah
I know
I'm gonna hit it here.
Wow!
I don't wanna jump.
I shouldn't jump.
This is not good.
Oh my god, pinch it, please!
Please!
No.
Oh my god!
No, no, the one going needed!
I fucked up and you fucked up!
Please, it's good save though.
I don't know how to do that.
Finish it!
I can't do it. I know who's not falling
Dude, I don't know how to do this. I don't know how to I'm like to ask this
Oh
I need to kill myself. It's over. I mean the game's over anyway
If they score here, then I cut him. I cut him. I mean it's over anyway, bro
We suck we we it's not just me actually
No smurfing those I almost caught him
Oh my god, it's like actually so cringe.
Maybe 30? It's not a lot of time. I'm going.
Just play out of that.
It's over, bro. Yeah, it's over.
Yes, it is.
They're just better, bro.
Oh, they're good.
Like, they're smurfing. It's such...
Oh my god, I'm getting told something.
It's like, why? Why?
Like, are you bored that you have to smurf on a fucking tournament?
like how fucking cringe
boy
Oh wow, it's over my very fascinating very yo, there's they got it dude, they actually
I wonder if they're gonna try to throw something in there.
Six gold in a couple seconds? Let me see.
Yeah, that's Silver, for God's sake, he's not good defense bro, he's Silver.
Wait, how does he know I'm talking?
I'm confused.
How does he know I'm talking about it?
Okay, there's a couple of those here, so let the bullets touch the ground.
So let the bullets touch the ground, we can do this.
W fucking extended low, 39.
No, they're so good, bro. They're actually so good, wow.
They're actually so good.
Oh, boys.
This game sucks, dick.
I'm not fine this shit wasted my fucking time
I haven't fed burger in 18 hours
Peace out
Hi boys
Good I know I would play that game, but oba's not here and
Burger is literally dying. He hasn't eaten so I gotta go feed him and then I gotta go to the game
Good stream, go to the stream, I love you boys so much, today was a great stream, good
IRL, good content, gave it, thank you for the 14 months, ending the 13 months, appreciate
all the subs today, appreciate all the don'ts, appreciate anyone who followed, gave it
a 5 months loud, tomorrow I'm sorry, I'm not live, I've got to do something, and
I'm back Sunday Sunday morning tomorrow. I've got to go somewhere
Yes
So eat your set of faces out sorry if you guys I know Alport timer I will be back on Sunday though
So Sunday expect to stream. I will be back
Other than that boys, I love you you guys are goaded rub that ass
You know I'm saying I love this chat. I love this community. You guys are amazing
you guys treat me so well. You guys take care of me and I love you guys. And um, yeah bro,
I will be live on Sunday. Join the Twitter, com, exclamation mark, com. And then also,
also uh guys, send stuff to my P.O. Box, exclamation mark, P.O. Please, send stuff to the P.O.
Box if you guys want to be a part of it in 15 months. Send stuff to the P.O.
the only way um I love you boys and I will see you on Sunday okay Sunday Sunday
Okay bro, Sunday, okay?
I don't want to go to the beach.
Peace.
I go to the ghost and I get out of the beach.
Because I got to protect my peace.
They say to trust the process.
But all I trust is me.
Because all I trust is.
I got to go tell them I said God bless.
Holy water, take me to the river.
Holy Father, forgive me for my sins.
Holy water, holy water, holy water
Free all my friends, protect my sons, protect my daughters
Take me to your river
I'm a water girl
Please let me know
Take me to your river
hahahaha
Love you boys!
Love you boys!
Love you boys!
It's not voice
No peace and freedom
Love you boys!
Love you boys!
Stay!
Stay!
Stay!
Paaaaaaaarrrrr
Oops
Hahahaha