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stableronaldo

03-04-2026 · 6h 52m

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[00:06:13] Breath they seem to be better, bro. Some of them need to be better. It's not all not all 20 gift it from the monkey

[00:06:20] Don't be monkey in the chat. Well, they'll be monkey in the fucking chat. W fucking monkey. W monkey

[00:06:26] Seriously, that's a good monkey right there dead ass. That's a good monkey. He comes in every time it gives me his money

[00:06:31] I'm dead ass. That's a good monkey, bro. I'm gonna be honest. I'm honest. He's still that's a good monkey

[00:06:37] number two number two

[00:06:39] For all the people who are complaining that I unmodded them whether it's in the Twitter come or the twitch chat, etc

[00:06:44] I did it for a valid reason by the way, Kev

[00:06:46] You are the worst Twitter mod ever you actually banned everything. I looked at all the bands

[00:06:52] You literally banned anything. It could be someone just saying yo, I found out who's deleting every message

[00:06:58] I was told to you are fucking Satan

[00:07:03] I'll give it back to you. Maybe we'll see we'll see we'll see number two number two today's stream

[00:07:09] We are going to be playing football with me Marlon Lacey and Jason

[00:07:15] I'm pretty sure I might be coaching because I don't want to do any athleticism. Maybe

[00:07:19] Maybe I don't know. I don't know yet. Kequah fax

[00:07:24] Classic classic classic. I'm debating on going to Vegas on Friday. Should I go I would basically be going for

[00:07:33] Power slap. That's it. Literally just power slap kind of it's up to you guys. I'm down. It's like a 45 minute flight

[00:07:38] I don't mind. I don't like

[00:07:40] I'm pretty sure everyone's gambling. I'm not really gambling. So I'm not doing that

[00:07:44] Um, I'm pretty sure alone. No, I think it was still key Lacey, et cetera. Um, another thing, another thing this

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[00:07:53] Sunday

[00:07:55] This Sunday

[00:07:57] Rainbow six siege tournament every single streamer your boy gave it a five gifted every single streamer is basically playing in that

[00:08:05] It's gonna be crazy

[00:08:06] I prayed a god that GC doesn't put me with

[00:08:09] uh, Kuffam and Bruce because I'm gonna fucking lose.

[00:08:12] Faster now, I'm gonna lose, bro. I'm gonna actually lose.

[00:08:15] I'm gonna lose, I'm gonna lose. I don't care what anyone says, I'm gonna lose.

[00:08:18] Um...

[00:08:19] That's that. Did you see Sina trying to play the game?

[00:08:22] Sina is dog shit at video games. Every video game she's dog shit at.

[00:08:25] Oh, by the way, uh, this is like, on topic, but off topic.

[00:08:28] Did anyone see what Twitch tweeted?

[00:08:30] Yo, I'm gonna get into that in a minute.

[00:08:34] I'm gonna get into everything on Twitter.

[00:08:36] I also saw a dumbass that I'm not gonna get too much attention to anymore attention

[00:08:42] I'm gonna talk about it one time one time only. I don't really care right now though right now

[00:08:48] The one thing that I'm gonna talk about because I don't want to talk about too much because I'm like damn

[00:08:51] This guy's really relevant, but

[00:08:55] Before we get into any tweets or anything bro, I've been going through low key emotional distress right now

[00:09:00] I've been seeking therapy every single day after threats have been added to my name

[00:09:04] I'm worried about my safety and my livelihood going outside.

[00:09:08] I'm wondering if I could even IRL stream anymore, which affects my money management and any

[00:09:13] type of work environment that I do and I'm worried for my life now.

[00:09:20] So right now, bro, right now, bro, I'm a little worried, you know what I'm saying?

[00:09:24] We're gonna talk about it, but, um, but yeah, bro, um, how's everyone doing, bro?

[00:09:28] I miss you guys.

[00:09:30] I miss you guys, bro.

[00:09:31] Yes.

[00:09:32] It's gonna be fun today.

[00:09:33] IRL stream also also also also you get spam out on one more time one more

[00:09:38] Resident but get ready for your W's hold the pre W's

[00:09:42] Resident Evil 9

[00:09:45] Do you guys still want that yes or no?

[00:09:51] You want it

[00:09:54] I'm thinking tomorrow night

[00:09:57] We do a night stream

[00:09:59] Maybe maybe maybe midday stream into the night and we don't end stream through the game

[00:10:04] It kind of reminds me of outlast when I beat it the first time thought stop thoughts thoughts thoughts

[00:10:09] You guys have been asking me play solo games. Yes, you know, I show speed God forbid I talk about playing the game like I did yesterday

[00:10:15] Brown no stream tomorrow gg

[00:10:18] Go to page 40. Heck wait. Yo, dude. I already know I'm on the jet free epsi files. Oh wait

[00:10:24] Oh

[00:10:26] No, no, no, I knew about this one too, but I know we we we are in this fucking thing

[00:10:32] You do realize that we it's not just me. It's not just me. You guys are involved in this you guys

[00:10:39] Yes, anyone who drop on me if you watch me unbox CS cases if you did it's over for you

[00:10:45] We are in a lawsuit. I'm dead ass. We are dead ass in a lawsuit, bro

[00:10:49] I'm dead. I'm dead serious too. It's not just one person. What do you mean me first time chatter your names? Yeah, yeah, yeah

[00:10:55] Yeah, no, bro

[00:10:57] E-robs pocket bussy. Are you in the chat? You're done, buddy. I

[00:11:01] Own a Hellcat thousand horsepower, bro. Nobody cares. You know how much of a loser you got to be to name yourself

[00:11:07] I own a hellcat. No, nobody cares

[00:11:11] Nobody cares about this dude. Nobody cares

[00:11:15] Listen, bro, we have a lot of talking about let's get straight into the drama. Shall we?

[00:11:18] Um, dude, I don't know if anyone opened up Twitter, but let's start with the first thing first and foremost

[00:11:25] Y'all, I don't know who runs the twitch page

[00:11:29] Can someone link me to tweet mods mods

[00:11:32] mods

[00:11:34] mods

[00:11:35] Did anyone see the tweet did anyone see the tweet? There's two things. I ain't even see it

[00:11:41] Wait, so you're telling me no one saw the tweet way

[00:11:44] Keck wait

[00:11:46] Wait

[00:11:48] What the fuck was that?

[00:11:55] Where is it?

[00:11:57] They deleted it!

[00:11:59] Where is the tweet?

[00:12:03] Here bro?

[00:12:04] Oh, let's celebrate International Women's Day together.

[00:12:08] 22 million views, 28k likes, 3k comments.

[00:12:13] Let's celebrate International Women's Day together.

[00:12:16] Let's see what game they choose for International Women's Day.

[00:12:20] It's got to be probably like Senna playing Call of Duty, you know what I'm saying?

[00:12:25] Maybe Sonny playing League of Legends, maybe Valkyrie playing Among Us, maybe, uh, who

[00:12:31] else?

[00:12:32] Who else?

[00:12:33] Maybe Pokimane, just chatting, you know what I'm saying?

[00:12:36] Like, who else, bro?

[00:12:37] Like, what else, bro?

[00:12:38] Like, what else?

[00:12:39] Like, you know what I'm trying to say?

[00:12:40] Like, what do you think?

[00:12:41] You know, there's a lot of popular girl creators, right?

[00:12:43] You guys are following me?

[00:12:44] Let's see what games they choose.

[00:12:46] Yeah, Darla playing Rocket League.

[00:12:48] Let's see.

[00:12:50] Okay, a cooking game.

[00:12:52] Okay, that's one game.

[00:12:54] Sure, why not?

[00:13:00] Oh, they chose a cooking game for the second clip.

[00:13:04] And the third, and the fourth, and the fifth, and the sixth,

[00:13:08] and the seventh, and the eighth, and the ninth.

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[00:13:24] EVERY SINGLE CLIP

[00:13:25] IS JUST COOKING!

[00:13:32] This actually has to be a troll. Who tweeted this?

[00:13:35] Like, seriously, T?

[00:13:37] Look at the comments. I'll be-

[00:13:39] Yo, Rosie, bro.

[00:13:40] Like, Rosie, bro. Like, what do you even tweet, bro?

[00:13:42] Like, all you tweet is like, at least he's stable, bruh, like, here it is, bruh, at least he's stable.

[00:13:47] Yeah, listen, listen, bruh, whoever tweeted this, you are a fucking cheeseburger, you are a bot.

[00:13:53] Stop saying Dremo runs this page, you fucking weirdo.

[00:13:56] I got five hours on Valorant, would only play like this.

[00:14:00] What are you, what are you talking about? What, did you just tell me your information?

[00:14:02] Like, this is what they said low W, addressing the women's guild United

[00:14:08] Which rival show the goal of this event is up with the community as part of the

[00:14:14] John spotlighting the creators the guy you didn't even show any

[00:14:19] Single fucking creator bro. Yo Dan Clancy, bro gift the stable a thousand subs or you're a weirdo facts or no

[00:14:26] No, simple as that

[00:14:28] That's number one number two

[00:14:31] Let's address the elephant in the room

[00:14:38] One image no words all aura 60k likes

[00:14:44] So I don't know if you guys said this but I said in this clip allegedly

[00:14:48] He hires 18 year old girls to his own agency. It takes 80% of his earnings

[00:14:53] Then he said stable or not a retard idiot with no content cease to make up last try to get some views

[00:14:58] I beat the shit out of you on or off camera for free

[00:15:01] This has four million views 2k likes 3k or 2k comments 3k likes and everyone raised showing him

[00:15:07] First and foremost, you could probably find our address. It's pretty easy. You know the address. If you want to fight me, you can fight me. Simple as that. You know the address. Come without a camera.

[00:15:16] Number two, I responded with a bald dog with a big helmet.

[00:15:20] And somehow without any words, this had 60k likes and then I saw a tweet basically saying

[00:15:32] that he might sue me or whatever.

[00:15:36] You know, I'm also going through emotional distress right now, but if you sue me, you

[00:15:40] know, I'll respect whatever you want to do, you know, simple as that.

[00:15:43] But yeah, I'm not going to talk about it much more.

[00:15:45] Honestly, I'm just going to respond next time with a dog.

[00:15:49] And I just realized bro it's like why am I giving attention to a fucking cheeseburger?

[00:15:53] No?

[00:15:54] Like why am I giving attention to a fucking cheeseburger bro?

[00:15:56] Like bro we are too big to care about a fucking burger boy.

[00:15:59] Like I'm deadass bro I deadass don't care.

[00:16:03] Fazebanks tweeted I should have did the world of favor and kidnap slash murder jail.

[00:16:07] You know what bro you could hate banks you could love banks but bro this was this

[00:16:10] is good tweets this is good tweets.

[00:16:12] This is dead ass good tweets bro.

[00:16:15] This is good tweets bro this is good tweets.

[00:16:18] Ronaldo has been diagnosed with the cheese touch don't know why this is going on Twitter, but I don't have the cheese touch

[00:16:24] That's not possible. That's not even a thing

[00:16:27] Does he know who he's dealing with?

[00:16:30] Like okay, so is this supposed to be funny like dead ass is this supposed to be funny is this supposed to be funny bro?

[00:16:40] Check your twitch February recap it says zero minutes stream well, guess what bitch I stream more than zero minutes

[00:16:45] Um, why do they look like you? Oh, I don't know Mario, maybe because it's edited you dick!

[00:16:50] Um, I also saw this tweet stumble across my board.

[00:16:55] NA FNCS winner since 2016 BC.

[00:16:58] Peterbott with six FNCS wins, Acorn with four, Polo with four,

[00:17:03] Stavorn on with one.

[00:17:04] No. I am an FNCS fucking champion. Facts are no.

[00:17:10] I'm dead ass. Yo, I'm starting to realize I'm low-key.

[00:17:13] Bro, Loki Klicks needs to catch up. Facts or no.

[00:17:17] Like, Loki no! Loki no!

[00:17:21] Where's Los Polos? Oh, I don't fucking know.

[00:17:24] Like, bro, I'm not even kidding. I don't know.

[00:17:26] I'm dead serious. I said, should I start timing people out with these names?

[00:17:29] Like, why is your name Ron's Door Code Lock?

[00:17:32] Like, I'm dead athlete. It's not even like a funny name.

[00:17:35] It's like, how many people in this chat just are named after anything that...

[00:17:39] And then look, hard scopes, they were not. I was just laughing.

[00:17:41] No, I'm dead serious bro. It's like it's like I don't know bro. It's like actually getting ridiculous. It's not even funny

[00:17:49] Ron's funny bone

[00:17:52] You're so born like how bored are you bro? Ron's use GT3 RS L timeout

[00:17:59] I don't have a use GT3 RS. It's brand new and I bought it dick um

[00:18:03] Also, I don't know five different

[00:18:06] Albert invention 21

[00:18:08] And then DP with the fucking 20 what the fuck?

[00:18:15] Everyone say thank you right now.

[00:18:17] Right now though, right now.

[00:18:18] No, no, no next seconds, right now.

[00:18:20] DP with the 20, Alpha with the five.

[00:18:23] Thank you so much.

[00:18:24] Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[00:18:25] I'm banning Ron's pink panties, bro.

[00:18:27] I'm getting out of my chat.

[00:18:28] Also, bro, I don't know what it is.

[00:18:31] Girlfriend's butt.

[00:18:32] Okay, don't go through my life.

[00:18:33] Butts can make you live longer

[00:18:35] and it's not about-

[00:18:35] This is true, brother.

[00:18:36] It is a biological necessity for your nervous system final biology dictates that contact with soft tissue

[00:18:42] This is true

[00:18:43] Um, I don't know who this noxious dude is and why he's like popping off everywhere, but congratulations

[00:18:48] You deserve a follow back. Don't fuck it up, bro

[00:18:51] um

[00:18:52] Dude it

[00:18:54] Never mind, bro. What are you tweeting, bro? Like this guy's a good Twitter page, bro

[00:18:58] Um stable or auto says his mom still owes him for paying the light and gas bill at 14 years old

[00:19:03] I don't know why you included be lu but be lu tweeted this and it's 28k like yo

[00:19:09] I don't know what's going on anymore, bro

[00:19:12] I don't know what's going on anymore shout out to shout out to noxic

[00:19:16] Archean you sift tried. Oh, by the way, just so you guys know same shirt

[00:19:20] Yeah, maybe because I have black shirts you fucking moron

[00:19:23] Just so you guys know we are IRL streaming probably the next like our ish and we're gonna go to the soccer field or pitch

[00:19:29] Excuse me. Sorry Elron soccer pitch. We're gonna go to the soccer pitch. Yes pitch

[00:19:33] Yo, uh, hello, thank you for seven months. Also, how's everyone's Ramadan who's participating Ramadan? How's that? Is that still that's still happening, right?

[00:19:41] This is happening

[00:19:43] It's a football pitch. Yes. Good. Good. Good. Listen, bro. Uh, I get props, bro. I'm addicted to eating

[00:19:50] I don't know if anyone else can see that but I'm addicted to eating. Um,

[00:19:53] Archean Yusuf. Oh, by the way, a doubt that's trying to convince me to go to India, bro

[00:19:59] To go to India and do an India stream

[00:20:01] Yo, Zepp bro and Sophie and Holot, they're the subs.

[00:20:05] Bro, do you guys actually want me to go to India?

[00:20:08] No troll.

[00:20:09] Cause I'll do it.

[00:20:10] Yo, double to five.

[00:20:11] Thank you bro.

[00:20:12] I haven't given him strokes.

[00:20:14] Yes, yes.

[00:20:16] Okay, what time of the year should I go though?

[00:20:17] Should I go now or should I go during the festival?

[00:20:24] I believe I should go during the festival.

[00:20:26] Right now, bro, no.

[00:20:29] Tomorrow brother. I'm not taking a trip tomorrow. Listen. We'll figure it out

[00:20:32] Archean use of tribe being as respectful as possible after late it in to come up to their window and beg them for money

[00:20:38] Is Arche's stream pretty good. I haven't watched any of the Indian shit. Is it good? Thank you for five you're ready

[00:20:44] My brother forever

[00:20:46] Thank you

[00:20:48] Why is he bowing?

[00:20:57] I'm sorry.

[00:21:04] What is this emo pre-speed laugh?

[00:21:07] The fuck?

[00:21:08] Yo DP with another 10!

[00:21:10] Thank you bro!

[00:21:12] Thank you, you're to go!

[00:21:13] Thank you DP.

[00:21:14] I love you DP.

[00:21:15] Let me be careful saying the word DP.

[00:21:17] It might come off.

[00:21:19] More D.P.

[00:21:21] I hear the word D.P.

[00:21:23] I'm sorry.

[00:21:25] Hey.

[00:21:27] Wait, does this happen a lot in India?

[00:21:29] I can't.

[00:21:33] Yo, rap bro. Yo, rap buggin nigga. Yo, rap buggin gang.

[00:21:39] Bro, India has infinite cutscenes better than New York City.

[00:21:43] Arcing use of Insati were running through the shoes of Indy after locals started violating them with powder and water.

[00:22:13] Guys, no need to be weird, it's not disgusting water.

[00:22:17] What festival is this?

[00:22:20] What festival is this for me?

[00:22:22] Happy holiday.

[00:22:24] Happy holiday.

[00:22:26] Happy holiday.

[00:22:28] Happy holiday.

[00:22:30] Oh my back.

[00:22:32] Damn, I'm not going to wash.

[00:22:34] Who the fuck is orange?

[00:22:36] What is this?

[00:22:38] POV Houston brought brain rot to the India dinner table.

[00:22:42] Do I have any viewers in here that are living in India that watch me right now, like currently

[00:22:51] right this second?

[00:22:52] Roblox?

[00:22:53] Sometimes.

[00:22:54] Roblox, yes.

[00:22:55] Yo riskid, what is this cut?

[00:22:57] This is actually like the, this is like that one haircut that I was using that they photo

[00:23:03] shot me.

[00:23:04] You know what haircut I'm talking about?

[00:23:05] Were they photo shot me?

[00:23:06] Like what is this bro?

[00:23:07] This is the...

[00:23:08] Roblox!

[00:23:09] Roblox!

[00:23:10] I don't like, uh, I got my brown skull.

[00:23:14] You like steal a brainwrap?

[00:23:16] Hell no, I hate brainwrap!

[00:23:18] I'm a jazz fucking idiot!

[00:23:20] I would kill myself to fuck with you!

[00:23:23] I would take it!

[00:23:24] What the fuck is this little shit on, bro?

[00:23:27] First of all, where the fuck are your pants?

[00:23:30] How am I just realizing you have no pants on?

[00:23:33] Second of all, when the fuck has Triple T

[00:23:35] ever pissed anyone off this hard?

[00:23:37] And I will tell myself to fuck the president of the world!

[00:23:43] Yo, he's getting mad!

[00:23:45] Yo, he's getting mad!

[00:23:49] Wow, he's got him all...

[00:23:51] He's a tweaker!

[00:23:53] You know he has like that game!

[00:23:55] Yo, his Quarters All Levels are fucking insane!

[00:23:59] I guess we should look for a tablet that's good.

[00:24:01] A serious combo when you bring a boy!

[00:24:07] you

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[00:29:41] What?

[00:30:08] It's fruity, fruity.

[00:30:10] He took a picture of me.

[00:30:11] She gave me a flower.

[00:30:12] Is that not cute the fuck?

[00:30:14] What about this one?

[00:30:15] Why is it so pixelated?

[00:30:17] Hold on.

[00:30:17] Let me open up my files real quick.

[00:30:19] Let me be careful opening up my files.

[00:30:21] Give me one second.

[00:30:22] Give me one second.

[00:30:25] Is this a cute photo?

[00:30:27] Bro, Loki, I like this photo.

[00:30:28] Is this not cute?

[00:30:30] Is this cute?

[00:30:31] I like this photo.

[00:30:33] Is it, it looks AI?

[00:30:35] No, that's what I said too.

[00:30:37] It Loki looks AI.

[00:30:38] We took this, we took this photo on Malibu beach.

[00:30:41] Drop on me if you know that beaches.

[00:30:44] Looking skinny.

[00:30:46] Geras, geras.

[00:30:48] Yo, I gotta think of what the next color is for the Porsche.

[00:30:51] What is it gonna be, bro?

[00:30:53] I don't know what I should do, bro.

[00:30:55] I don't know what I should change it to.

[00:30:57] Yo, why is this a fucking emo?

[00:31:00] Paid chatter, you're a great streamer.

[00:31:02] First message, show the ones of you on the beach.

[00:31:07] There's only one on the beach.

[00:31:09] There's only one.

[00:31:12] I wish nothing could matter.

[00:31:16] There's this one.

[00:31:17] But I kind of looked choppier, because my shorts are in so long.

[00:31:25] But I was happy, bro.

[00:31:27] I'm not kidding.

[00:31:27] Taking a day off from streaming, y'all.

[00:31:29] Yesterday might have been the hardest day of my life.

[00:31:31] I'm not even kidding you.

[00:31:33] Chat, could you guys ever live with one day

[00:31:35] without social media?

[00:31:36] Generally, generally serious, could you?

[00:31:38] Bro.

[00:31:40] Bro, yesterday, I'm not even kidding.

[00:31:43] Every single second of the day, I wasn't on my phone.

[00:31:47] I wasn't allowed to go on Twitter yesterday.

[00:31:49] I wasn't allowed to go on Instagram.

[00:31:51] I wasn't allowed to go on Twitch.

[00:31:53] I wasn't allowed to go on anything.

[00:31:55] Yesterday, I opened up Twitch for five seconds.

[00:31:58] Boba spanked me.

[00:32:00] I opened up Twitter for 10 seconds.

[00:32:02] She spanked me again.

[00:32:04] I opened up Twitter for the third time.

[00:32:06] I did it because I like getting spanked.

[00:32:07] I'm gonna be honest, okay?

[00:32:10] Like, but I wasn't allowed to open Twitter.

[00:32:14] I wasn't allowed to do anything, bro.

[00:32:15] And it itched so badly, bro,

[00:32:17] because I just wanted to look at my Twitter com

[00:32:19] and I would just see horse emojis.

[00:32:22] Like, bro, it was so fucked.

[00:32:24] I missed it.

[00:32:26] Ron, you look so happy.

[00:32:27] Not calling you were my goat

[00:32:28] and this chat needs to refresh.

[00:32:29] You know what, Apexle, you're a good chatter, bro.

[00:32:32] Yes, at night, bro, I started wrestling boba

[00:32:35] and I started putting my fucking fist on her fucking head,

[00:32:39] which took my fucking iPad.

[00:32:41] Sorry, I get aggressive, my bad, my bad, my bad.

[00:32:45] I love this photo, though.

[00:32:46] I think this is a great photo.

[00:32:47] Honestly, I might tweet this.

[00:32:49] I don't know, this is a great photo.

[00:32:51] Also, for this house, guys, it's getting sad.

[00:32:54] It's almost time to leave this house.

[00:32:57] I couldn't be wrong, I couldn't be wrong,

[00:32:59] but I think there's 60 days left of this house,

[00:33:01] Probably, probably, that's my guess.

[00:33:04] Maybe like 90, but there's no,

[00:33:07] there can't be more than like 90 days.

[00:33:08] But I think it's,

[00:33:09] I think we're moving out eventually, like very soon,

[00:33:16] 60 to 70 days.

[00:33:18] We will be moving soon.

[00:33:19] So yes, I'm low-key excited.

[00:33:23] Do you guys wanna decorate my new room

[00:33:25] or should I just move everything from this room to,

[00:33:27] I feel like I should move a little bit of this stuff,

[00:33:29] but I feel like I should give away a lot of stuff, no?

[00:33:31] Like, I think it'd be cool to do like an auction.

[00:33:35] What if I did an auction for my items?

[00:33:37] Wow, that could be fire, that could be fire,

[00:33:46] that could go keep me fire.

[00:33:48] Garage sale, well no, not everyone here lives

[00:33:51] in California, do you?

[00:33:54] You guys don't live in California, do you?

[00:33:57] Do you or do you not?

[00:34:00] No, no, no, no, no. Okay, I just saw someone put their address. Please refrain from that. You fucking weirdos, deadass.

[00:34:07] Please refrain from that.

[00:34:09] Yo, in a coupe, take a look at this one. An auction for charity, W. Ron.

[00:34:16] What?

[00:34:18] What?

[00:34:20] Did you see this?

[00:34:22] Oh no, I just clicked the link. Yeet a dangerous life for E27. We will be reacting. We, we,

[00:34:29] I'll be reacting this album. I'm low-key excited. I love I love you bro. I like you a lot. So yeah

[00:34:34] You missed out on the thug segment Kequa

[00:34:37] Jason the week started tweaking after he insanely I saw my fans with phones in front of his face

[00:34:41] Well, I'll see for pictures and autograph. Yo Jason has black hair. Do you guys like it or no?

[00:34:47] I'm debating. It's so weird that he did this because I was debating on just dying my hair blonde recently

[00:34:53] Should I go back to blonde? I'm really debating

[00:34:56] I'm debating

[00:34:59] No, bro, I low key. I low key liked blonde, but Bro, do you guys like the black hair or

[00:35:05] not? Like it's kind of fucked right now because I obviously have my headset on, but like...

[00:35:11] So Blonde or Black Blonde or Black Blonde or Black, Blonde or Black, Blonde or Black?

[00:35:17] Which one? I don't know, bro, I low key...like I low key like...I don't know. Let this

[00:35:24] Bro, how?

[00:35:25] Wait.

[00:35:26] Bro, but how much longer can my hair actually get?

[00:35:29] He's not much like to be in a stream, bro.

[00:35:31] Oh, hell, I don't know.

[00:35:32] These kids, are these the same kids or am I a dumb ass?

[00:35:35] It's really good, bro.

[00:35:36] It's really good.

[00:35:37] Holy fucking phones, bro.

[00:35:39] Is the method nowadays just to literally ask

[00:35:42] how many likes for blah, blah, blah?

[00:35:43] Like, do you get a trillion likes?

[00:35:45] You could be.

[00:35:46] You could be fucking an X-ray.

[00:35:48] Oh my god, what the actual fuck?

[00:35:49] That's right, that's right, that's right, that's right.

[00:35:51] Oh, really, it's coming.

[00:35:52] Tell Nathia.

[00:35:54] That's ladies what the oh wait, what's going?

[00:36:06] This is why I can't go in public bro too many fans row. I know this is like the same thing with me

[00:36:11] It's just way too many people bro. No, I agree bro. I agree

[00:36:16] What is Jinxie's title? Um lost in Tel Aviv with Ron and Lacey

[00:36:21] what the actual fuck is this bro no he didn't that is not his yo oh my god this

[00:36:28] shot is weird bro oh my god this shot is actually weird bro dead serious

[00:36:33] yo these jokes actually need to die I'm dead ass on a pixel clip what happened

[00:36:38] Hey Joel, next we're gonna do Elden Ring, bro.

[00:36:42] What is this?

[00:36:43] Jinxed Troll by Ron.

[00:36:44] What the fuck is this?

[00:36:47] Ron, what is this, bro?

[00:36:50] I'm sick, bro.

[00:36:51] Yo, I love O-Day, bro.

[00:36:52] I feel like I got to wake up early one of these days and be like, I'm gonna go

[00:37:04] I feel like I gotta wake up early one of these days and play CS with him or do something. No

[00:37:10] Like Dennis I feel like one of these days. I have to do that

[00:37:13] Bro, we used to do it back in the day. Does anyone remember that wait speed is streaming on Twitch?

[00:37:21] Yo speed what's good bitching big kids. All right now we got to get out of here

[00:37:29] We got to get out of here and put the other one

[00:37:40] Wait, what is it guys get back?

[00:37:43] It's a core

[00:37:45] airball

[00:37:47] Airball he stole your shot. Oh, bro. He did not steal my idea, bro. It's very easy to everyone here likes playing video games now

[00:37:53] Um, learn to click off. Yes. Yes.

[00:37:56] Exculacy gives credit to stable in order for not being a softy like your rage.

[00:38:01] Wait, what happened? What did I miss?

[00:38:05] What did I wait? What did I miss?

[00:38:08] Go back into saying that say how it is.

[00:38:11] If you cannot take a life, jabs that are that are genuinely

[00:38:16] to the eyes of everybody else, you're, you're soft.

[00:38:20] You're soft. You're a softy.

[00:38:21] I'll be honest with you. I feel like I take jokes pretty well

[00:38:24] I could pretty much take a joke besides everything besides like certain shit that I just don't

[00:38:30] Like those hoes it's not the opposite

[00:38:33] Excuse me. We have to sit up wait. What are this? How did this start? What happened?

[00:38:36] This is everybody. It's more like if you think you're to set up business about jabs your soft

[00:38:43] That's it. You're a soft noodle. What else about it?

[00:38:46] The only thing you do back is is some like jabs back

[00:38:50] I mean, you know imagine if Ron the two-person seriously to why does he always talk about me bro?

[00:38:56] Does he have no content? Yo, why do you think I go plus one on all the jokes I say about one?

[00:39:01] And I think it's too far these days because he can take it and he fires back and makes content

[00:39:07] Imagine if I said it what over now though. Nice to meet you, sir. Oh, yeah, would you like to play games with me today?

[00:39:13] Oh boring

[00:39:14] Anyway, we have the cordial because if I if I'm we did that bro shut up and give your car back to your brother

[00:39:19] that you stole bro shut up what is the context of this i'm so confused is this

[00:39:24] like a border like i'm confused because your rage is my friend and xc is my

[00:39:28] friend what is this your rage calls xc out for talking

[00:39:32] shit online

[00:39:33] i don't want to hear about you but you said that it's like just jokes that's not

[00:39:36] serious but when you leave you will live at some of the money

[00:39:39] the others obviously don't fuck with them but the streamer that talked

[00:39:43] or whatever you want to call it doesn't care or something so they think

[00:39:46] everything is all buddy buddy but it's not and so

[00:39:48] Why does every streamer think this is like such like everyone bro? It's not even just rage or as you see bro

[00:39:54] We are streamers. We're not gang bangers

[00:39:57] We all fucking sit here for twitch chat the type emotes and chat bro like what it is

[00:40:01] I don't get it work the siren things like wait, you know, I don't put you but like

[00:40:06] What's going on here? Say I be observing that. I'll see that

[00:40:09] I don't watch this clip without this fucking chud on the bottom left. Oh my god for that

[00:40:14] Chorzo, what you doing?

[00:40:18] Holy fucking tweets bro, are you paid to tweet here we go?

[00:40:28] There is.

[00:40:29] We'll say shit about other streamers on the internet and I guess to them it's like just

[00:40:35] jokes or it's not serious but when they meet these people in real life the other is obviously

[00:40:39] don't fuck with them but the streamer that talked or whatever you want to call it

[00:40:43] doesn't care or something so they think everything is all buddy buddy but it's not

[00:40:47] So yeah awkward to start things like wait, you know, I don't put you but like what's going on here?

[00:40:53] And I be observing that I was seeing that happen until like like five is like five this shit is my love island

[00:40:58] I agree and I just a streamers are my love island

[00:41:00] I feel like everyone needs to go back to desktop hop in a discord call and whoever has problems

[00:41:05] We just bash it up or else. It was that talk it through you see me already see I'm talking to my like a bunch of

[00:41:10] Strum like yo, this is weird

[00:41:12] So what do you talk someone on the internet chat you see them in real life

[00:41:14] Is it supposed to be buddy buddy cuz if you talk shit about someone online and you see them in real life

[00:41:19] It should keep the same energy like for instance, bro

[00:41:22] There's certain people that I hate right when I see them in real life. Am I gonna be like, oh, I want to smack the shit out of you

[00:41:28] Am I gonna try to beat you? No, I'm a fucking streamer, but I might just be like yeah, I just don't fuck with you

[00:41:33] Bro, I just don't I simply do not fuck with you simple as that bro

[00:41:37] You know what I'm saying is this and then it's one of those things where you could be cordial about it

[00:41:41] That's my take right I think you could be cordial about it

[00:41:44] You could be like, you know, I just don't fuck with you simple as that and then just be like, you know

[00:41:47] Just mind your own business. I'm a mind-mine

[00:41:50] Shit, or is this was me? Yo, I don't know what you never stayed away from me. See that's way too like

[00:41:56] Why are you guys put this stable slap?

[00:41:58] What do you think I feel like as you see say a lot of shit I don't like but in his head

[00:42:03] It's like oh, it's just a clip or oh, it's just this moment

[00:42:06] I feel like you're being of this so when I see in person now that deep I don't care

[00:42:09] But the other girl like yo

[00:42:11] Okay, that's not how I move and you talked about me. I don't like you said away from you

[00:42:15] Don't talk about me. Well, I'll keep a cordial cuz it's camera wave

[00:42:18] What did X you see in rage argue about the past for the content, but deep down I don't I feel like a whole lot of that

[00:42:24] Okay, there's a little bit. So hopefully what was the argument?

[00:42:31] Bots

[00:42:34] It's not just once you just

[00:42:36] I would say this lately will life at some of the most

[00:42:39] other

[00:42:39] other is obviously worth

[00:42:40] let me see what ex-U.C. said

[00:42:41] but the streamer that talked

[00:42:43] or whatever

[00:42:44] it doesn't even my business bro

[00:42:45] you wanna call it

[00:42:46] doesn't care something so they feed everything

[00:42:48] shorter thank you this is good for my attention span oh my god thank you

[00:42:52] wait

[00:42:55] I'm gonna go on here but you might know what you said

[00:42:56] that means like just jokes or it's not serious

[00:42:58] it's not gonna be

[00:43:00] I would say ex-U.C. says he can't be friends with streamers who take things so seriously

[00:43:03] rage these days he's kinda

[00:43:05] He kind of preaches to the chore, panders a lot, if you can not make content of self depreciating, of throwing small jabs, I think you're a bald streamer, suck at making content, we can't be friends I guess, the energy behind us is so sad, whole point is to entertain the masses and have fun creating content.

[00:43:25] What's going on here, I'll be observing that, I've seen that.

[00:43:28] No, you can't do that.

[00:43:29] What he's saying is wrong.

[00:43:30] Yo, yo, yo.

[00:43:32] I swear, Rich, he kind of preaches the choir a lot.

[00:43:38] He panders a lot.

[00:43:40] What he said makes no sense at all.

[00:43:42] Yo, why don't we settle this right now?

[00:43:45] Let's see.

[00:43:45] Hey, why don't we make them get in a discord call, bro?

[00:43:48] And I'll mediate it, because I need content.

[00:43:50] Let me call them up right now.

[00:43:56] Let's do it, bro.

[00:43:57] Let me see if XQC will pick up.

[00:43:58] Probably not though, Kequa.

[00:44:00] Let's have a squirt off!

[00:44:01] Ha ha ha!

[00:44:02] All right, XQC didn't pick up.

[00:44:08] All right, that's number one.

[00:44:09] Okay, Rage will pick up though,

[00:44:11] because Rage is my good friend.

[00:44:12] Rage fucks with me, bro.

[00:44:13] Rage has never not picked up my phone call.

[00:44:17] Oh, XQC's calling me.

[00:44:19] Sup?

[00:44:21] Yo dude, listen bro.

[00:44:23] I need content tonight, me, you, your rage,

[00:44:27] getting a discord call.

[00:44:28] Let's figure this shit out, bro.

[00:44:31] I'm ready to figure out what happened.

[00:44:32] No, bro, I'm just seeing all the beef online, bro.

[00:44:35] Let's settle this.

[00:44:36] Buddy, buddy.

[00:44:43] Bro, are you done with the content?

[00:44:45] Bro, no, I have content today,

[00:44:47] but I'm saying after my content.

[00:44:50] Oh, sure.

[00:44:51] Okay.

[00:44:52] Yeah, don't show chat. What is it?

[00:45:00] Can you send me some can you send me can I get a loan can I get a loan?

[00:45:10] 300,000 and that's your never see it again, but like

[00:45:16] That sounds good that sounds really good actually send me over

[00:45:22] I'll find my dueback by Tuesday.

[00:45:24] We're taking a limit.

[00:45:26] Take a limit.

[00:45:28] I live?

[00:45:31] Wait, 29%, you do that on purpose.

[00:45:34] Anyways, let me call Rage.

[00:45:37] Rage will definitely pick up.

[00:45:40] Yo Rage, game in!

[00:45:44] Come on, pick up the phone, baby.

[00:45:45] Huh?

[00:45:46] Yeah, I'm live right now. Yeah, bro. I'm seeing these clips, bro of you and XQC, bro. Listen,

[00:46:04] I'm just seeing all these clips back and forth back and forth, bro. I say tonight me, you

[00:46:09] and him because I need the content. I'll mediate. We get in a call, bro, like old

[00:46:13] time discord call we try to figure this you know bashing up bro I don't know I

[00:46:18] think excuse me says he can't be friends with streamers who take things

[00:46:22] seriously ready this is the quote raise these days he's kind of preaches to the

[00:46:26] chore pandas a lot if you cannot oh yeah the choir choir that's what pandas a

[00:46:33] lot if you cannot make content of self-depreciate to practice the

[00:46:37] bracketing or throwing small jabs I think you're a bad streamer bad

[00:46:41] Streamer suck at making

[00:46:49] No, I'm reading it

[00:46:56] Rage the XQC says that he can't be friends with streamers taking so seriously ready ready ready ready

[00:47:01] Rage these days he kind of preaches to the choir panders a lot if you cannot make content of

[00:47:07] of self-deprecating or throwing small jabs.

[00:47:09] I think you're a bad streamer.

[00:47:11] You-

[00:47:12] Boss, boss, S.E.C.C. is a fucking retard.

[00:47:15] Jop!

[00:47:15] Because I don't- I don't- I'm not the type of thing that gives a fuck about what they

[00:47:18] just say on stream.

[00:47:18] I was explaining to him why other streamers have a problem with him.

[00:47:22] Now, like, I have a problem with him.

[00:47:24] He's a fucking dumb fuck if he thinks I was talking about myself.

[00:47:27] He's fucking- he's retarded, man.

[00:47:29] Dude, I'm not about to shut up, man.

[00:47:30] Am I there?

[00:47:31] Wait, what? No, wait.

[00:47:37] Yeah, bro, Raiders called me and he literally just said yo fuck that excuse see do bro.

[00:47:55] I'm not gonna lie.

[00:47:56] He's a dumbass fucking.

[00:47:57] That's all I want to say.

[00:47:58] You know what I'm saying?

[00:47:59] Like I just.

[00:48:00] That's a bad, that's a bad, that's a good answer for it, man.

[00:48:01] I like, I like to hear you say something like that.

[00:48:02] No, he.

[00:48:03] That's not what I'm saying.

[00:48:04] You know what I'm saying?

[00:48:05] No, he

[00:48:08] He was

[00:48:10] Yeah, so I think maybe we should all get in a discord call later and just figure this out, bro

[00:48:14] You know I'm saying me too

[00:48:18] Okay, okay, this is good, bro. This is good. We have content later now. You know I'm saying like if everyone pulls through

[00:48:25] Are you that board?

[00:48:27] Yo, buddy. Does this answer your question? Come on. Let me see if I can do it now ready?

[00:48:35] I

[00:48:41] Think that way did you hear it? I muted my accident. Did you did I mute it? No, I actually

[00:48:47] Had a little fucking fork come out. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait

[00:49:00] Yo, this one

[00:49:02] Yo, yo, this one stinks bro. Oh my hold on. I need to open up the fucking window

[00:49:11] Bring me my plant inside I have a plant chat our burger

[00:49:20] Holy ass

[00:49:25] Damn I look like low-key, I look I do have a little bit of a

[00:49:32] I love you

[00:49:34] You ate good today. What does that even mean dick? We chat we got to get to the bottom of this

[00:49:42] What is this Jason the ween and OSES almost got shot at after gunshots wait what?

[00:49:53] Oh

[00:49:55] real fucks going see me if there was gunshots bro I wouldn't even care I would

[00:50:04] sit there standing there and I would I would catch each bullet with my fucking

[00:50:10] fingers I stood there we really do that shit in Milwaukee that's what I'm

[00:50:18] saying bro it's an average day in Cherryhoe New Jersey bro these guys are

[00:50:22] This is how I knew Jason Gropa and Lollipop Lane.

[00:50:25] I got flashbacks of Baltimore, man.

[00:50:27] Take it off, Fred!

[00:50:28] Woo!

[00:50:29] Whoa!

[00:50:30] That was so cool!

[00:50:33] The way your arm fat jiggles when you put your arm up is insane.

[00:50:38] Are you dumb?

[00:50:40] What does that even...

[00:50:43] What does that even mean?

[00:50:46] What does that even mean, bro?

[00:50:49] I don't have... Yo.

[00:50:51] Hello Jiggle. You're flexing now. Yo!

[00:50:55] This is flexing.

[00:50:59] I'm built like that. I'm built like that. Wait, Redify was reaching?

[00:51:03] No, Redify don't got that pole on him, does it?

[00:51:08] Wait, Redify ran like a sissy boy.

[00:51:13] Oh, hold on now. Hey, wait, what am I doing? Hold on now.

[00:51:16] Redify is pump faking, bro. That's how you get shot in real life pump faking, bro

[00:51:27] Cherry, though, New Jersey is genuinely considered safe desirable family suburban community with over 50% of residents reporting feeling safe in that area

[00:51:34] Ask about the other 50% they're dead, bro

[00:51:37] Ask of the other 50%

[00:51:39] Spotify reveals fans voted little techa. Okay, baby keem and dochi as the leaders of hip-hop snap generation

[00:51:52] The leaders of hip-hop next generation

[00:51:57] Wait the leaders I

[00:52:00] Mean I congratulations well congratulations. Seriously

[00:52:04] We call cheese or call you know why am I getting a cheese or clip the beginning of my day?

[00:52:09] Cheezer calls out Jason the weed after telling me on the box after he pressed. I saw yeah

[00:52:15] You would have to do that for me and you Jason the weed

[00:52:19] Hey, you know you're not bad talk about Ray like that, bro. Hey Jason the weenie hot junior

[00:52:23] Yeah, I'm not talking about you know like that see the fuck

[00:52:26] Yo, Ray, let me let me buy some for you, bro. Yo, man. Let me beat the fuck the shit out of Jason weenie hot junior

[00:52:34] I'm not gonna lie. I would pay money to see cheeser verse Jason

[00:52:38] I fear in three flights. I'm ripping your eyes out game. I'm jumping on you like a tarantula

[00:52:41] I don't even think she's you would leave the house bro

[00:52:44] She cheeser looks like a deformed version of ladies, bro

[00:52:48] Like I don't know how to explain it like I don't know how to explain it, bro. I don't know how to explain it

[00:52:54] I don't know how to like yeah, I don't know. Did you see this?

[00:52:58] this? Why you crumbs ain't report when the owner of TMZ was found in the Epstein files?

[00:53:06] Exclusive Ayn Ross sister Madeline has died. Yeah, this was weird of TMZ. This was actually

[00:53:10] weird of TMZ. This is really weird of TMZ. By the way, rest in peace. This happened

[00:53:15] a little bit ago, I'm pretty sure. And Aiden is a strong fucking dude, by the way.

[00:53:21] Bro, I'm not even kidding. When this happened, he was still streaming every day. He was

[00:53:24] like sad, but he was like, bro, I got a stream of love. This happened a little

[00:53:27] a bit ago. Shout out to Aiden Brunt, St. Strong. It's crazy losing a relative, especially

[00:53:32] at 36. TMZ is a fucking weirdo, by the way. Like, does anyone even care about TMZ anymore?

[00:53:39] I'm not even kidding. TMZ also posted me getting swatted. I don't know if y'all remember,

[00:53:45] and they posted it like weeks after. Like, I don't know. They're just weird people,

[00:53:49] bro. They're just weird fucking people. I'm not going to give these guys attention.

[00:53:53] They're just like losers, bro. They're actually the losers generally generally to generally like

[00:53:58] Generally, bro. Um

[00:54:00] Hold on. Let me go back to my Twitter community calm down. They've been around before you

[00:54:23] you

[00:54:53] you

[00:55:23] you

[00:55:53] you

[00:56:23] you

[00:56:53] So fucking that's also guys this drops in about like eight days

[00:57:10] I'm thinking about giving away some to the chat. It's up to you guys. Maybe I've given away some this is gonna be fire

[00:57:15] I have it in my closet. It's actually really fire. Yes. I'm broke

[00:57:18] Well, why didn't you put this guy putting his hands on his head then like all excited. I'm confused

[00:57:33] What is going on bro, what I've never watched WWE I wish I did as a kid um

[00:57:39] stable retard stable Renato a retard idiot

[00:57:45] What is this Lacey hit a trickshot

[00:57:48] Dude, I haven't seen rug in so long and he told me to always come over

[00:57:52] I feel like I got to make my way to his house soon, bro

[00:57:54] But I want to save some shit I have for the summertime like I want to do a stream

[00:57:59] Where we do it again where we build a house in the backyard for the new house during the summer

[00:58:04] I want to build a new house and I want to do it with rug me rug Pepsi like the classic base

[00:58:13] Stop meeting him only for content bitch. I was at his birthday and recorded nothing like

[00:58:19] Wait, what is that? Is that 1080?

[00:58:28] Wait, one, two, three, four, wait, bro, El Sera, bro.

[00:58:36] Hater, real shot.

[00:58:39] No, no, no, no, no, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.

[00:58:43] If there's a thousand lovers in your chat, I'll be the hater.

[00:58:45] It's setup doesn't count fake barrel stuff till I'm not gonna like run it back not ending stream until you hit a real trick shot simple

[00:58:55] The removal of Kev and no

[00:58:58] So you guys actually care about when someone gets unmodded on VIP comment

[00:59:03] We're kind of made it. I was a little like like there the whole time while I was there

[00:59:09] I only wanted to see him

[00:59:11] Do it.

[00:59:11] Yeah, MVP of our league.

[00:59:13] And it just didn't a lie.

[00:59:14] And it kind of like, it kind of hurt me a little bit.

[00:59:18] You guys are so great.

[00:59:20] It's like, oh my god, what a jolly ass little dude.

[00:59:29] I want to go to India, bro, with my chat.

[00:59:32] Osama Sun, really stable.

[00:59:34] Bull on slime sniper.

[00:59:38] I love, I love little O, bro.

[00:59:40] We text here and there, he's a good dude, bro.

[00:59:41] He's actually a good fucking dude.

[00:59:44] He's a good dude.

[00:59:45] He's a good dude.

[00:59:46] He's a good dude, bro.

[00:59:47] He's a good dude.

[00:59:48] Thank you for the Twitch, Ron.

[00:59:50] Little O meets hard, or little R, excuse me.

[00:59:55] Anything else that I missed, or shall we move?

[00:59:58] Shall we move?

[01:00:03] Shall we?

[01:00:06] Nope, this is paid, what is this?

[01:00:08] Silky's 30 years old doing this?

[01:00:12] Silky went back to the past at FaZe Brawl House and tried snotting stuff from breaking Jason

[01:00:17] Oh no

[01:00:18] What is?

[01:00:19] What is?

[01:00:20] What is?

[01:00:21] They then headed to Jason's room where Silky crossed the line even further

[01:00:24] Yo Silky did that, someone's got to take away his fucking green screen

[01:00:27] Don't do it

[01:00:28] I'm not even kidding

[01:00:29] Chill chill

[01:00:30] Silky chill

[01:00:31] No

[01:00:32] Silky

[01:00:33] Silky

[01:00:34] Oh no

[01:00:35] Bro

[01:00:36] Someone's got to

[01:00:37] Damn it

[01:00:38] Kekwa, Kekwa, fucking Kekwa, bro.

[01:00:43] What the fuck is this on my recommendage?

[01:00:49] War of farming in Beverly?

[01:00:51] Wait, is this the guy who drove past us?

[01:00:56] So you turn it on, it's an EV mode.

[01:00:58] Is this the trend twins?

[01:01:01] When me and Lacer try to sell the golf cart?

[01:01:05] We're under there. I don't know wait is this the guy that was doing fucking laps

[01:01:16] We will never know

[01:01:22] Yeah, you know, it's crazy

[01:01:23] Bro chat, I went to Rodin off stream

[01:01:26] Bro, I'm talking like millions and millions of kids are running at me dead serious, bro

[01:01:31] It's actually it's becoming impossible to live a normal life

[01:01:33] It's dead ass becoming impossible to live a normal life and you guys could spam whatever you want

[01:01:37] It's dead ass impossible and all I'm asking for for the future is when you guys see me just be calm

[01:01:43] Well, just dead ass be calm. You don't have to come up to me and just like, you know stable run out of

[01:01:50] IRL stream

[01:01:52] Bro, I'm not even kidding to slimy dead ass invited me to go

[01:01:56] should I go

[01:01:58] LA push-ups Saturday 2 p.m. on Melrose

[01:02:07] Free tacos and merch

[01:02:11] Yes, don't be weird what up to slimy stabs me for making all the jokes before

[01:02:17] Bro stop sending me this bro. Stop sending me this stop like bro

[01:02:28] Should I actually go to a two-slime-y fucking? Is it a concert or what is this?

[01:02:32] Two-slime is better than Michael Jackson. What is Michael Jackson's best song?

[01:02:37] Everyone always says that he was the greatest artist. What is Michael Jackson's best song bro?

[01:02:42] I'm like so confused. I've never listened to a single Michael Jackson song

[01:02:47] He'd like bro, what is the best one? Well fiend?

[01:02:50] What are you talking about bro?

[01:02:54] The Michael Jackson?

[01:02:55] Do I score this or what are you going to do?

[01:02:56] This is going to tick tock Mario.

[01:02:57] Oh my gosh.

[01:02:58] Oh my gosh.

[01:02:59] Oh my gosh.

[01:03:00] Michael Jackson.

[01:03:01] Bro Billy Jean, I've heard that one bro.

[01:03:05] That one's eh.

[01:03:06] That one's eh.

[01:03:07] What's that one where he's like, let's give me a good one bro.

[01:03:09] Give me a good one where I'm like, oh shit this one it hits.

[01:03:12] Like who listens to Michael Jack bro?

[01:03:16] Beat it.

[01:03:17] PYT.

[01:03:18] What the fuck is a PYT?

[01:03:20] What is a PYT? Pretty young bang? Wait a minute.

[01:03:50] Okay, I got it.

[01:03:57] So he was like the weekend basically for this generation.

[01:04:01] Better?

[01:04:06] Oh, I know this song.

[01:04:12] Wait, maybe he wants to go to the beach.

[01:04:19] Wait, maybe he was wait did they have technology back then did they have technology or no?

[01:04:29] Yes, I'm talking about like could he post on Instagram yo pull up to this meet and greet spot

[01:04:34] Did I have like did they have like?

[01:04:37] No

[01:04:38] Wait, so how the fuck how the fuck did he promote his music on newspapers?

[01:04:46] Was newspapers actually that big?

[01:04:49] What?

[01:04:53] Look at his Superbowl performance.

[01:04:59] Michael Jackson was in the Superbowl six years ago?

[01:05:03] Wait, what?

[01:05:06] 1993.

[01:05:08] So you're telling me they had iPhones in 1993?

[01:05:11] What's going on here?

[01:05:23] Wait, he's spawned on top of the Jumbotron? Is this dead ass?

[01:05:28] What the actual?

[01:05:37] Wait, he teleported!

[01:05:41] Wait the stadium surround this is dope

[01:05:49] Holy Orr, what the fuck?

[01:06:00] Wait, he kinda looks like a statue.

[01:06:12] What is this road?

[01:06:25] Do something!

[01:06:27] Is he the first ever oil plumber?

[01:06:39] Is he gonna fucking do something wait this is fucking performance

[01:06:58] No, what is this okay people are cheering would they cheer this loud if this was party or travel

[01:07:09] I think so.

[01:07:14] You're not gonna ask.

[01:07:17] You're not gonna... You're not gonna... You're not gonna... No, he's dick-riding.

[01:07:20] This is the first ever dick-ride ever.

[01:07:32] Don't tell me he does it again.

[01:07:39] So, this is modern-day Morlin.

[01:07:53] Who is the best you think Superbowl performance we've had like in the last like 10 years?

[01:08:22] Like I'm trying to think.

[01:08:24] Don't skip. I'm not gonna watch the whole thing.

[01:08:29] Wait, Prince? I didn't even know Prince, like, Max?

[01:08:40] Oh, hell, Prince!

[01:08:41] The National Football League presents the Pepsi Super...

[01:08:47] Take your hands off me!

[01:08:48] What did you just make me bro stable or not oh michael jackson, okay low-key I

[01:08:58] Didn't want to be the guy to say this this is a real screenshot. This is real before you guys say fake I

[01:09:05] Held the meet and greet bro, and I had this many people show up. It's true. No, no, it's dead. It's true

[01:09:10] Don't it's true. It's true. It is real. No, no, no, no not Israel y'all y'all this check

[01:09:15] Oh my god, bro. Oh my god the best halftime show ever. Oh my god. I know the best Super Bowl show

[01:09:25] The best one I'm not gonna argue argue with the wall argue with a fucking wall

[01:09:40] The look how high everyone likes look at this

[01:09:45] These are some ugly looking fish.

[01:09:47] Maybe when you were in those toxic waste dumps.

[01:09:50] I think I'm going to be sick.

[01:09:52] OK, everybody.

[01:09:54] Old SpongeBob is actually unbeatable, unbeatable.

[01:09:59] It's the best anime.

[01:10:00] Three, four.

[01:10:02] The aura, action!

[01:10:18] Yeah, old Spidey Mode is so good!

[01:10:30] What's a good cartoon that beats this like I feel like there's not many

[01:10:44] They're the regular show

[01:10:46] But but if we're talking like oh gee cartoons. Oh gee cartoons SpongeBob is better. I'm just being honest

[01:10:54] I'm gonna be honest here. I

[01:10:56] I

[01:10:58] Think Spongebob was the greatest cartoon ever. I'm not kidding. I don't know adventure time. It's up there

[01:11:04] But bro, we're talking about like I feel like the guys were saying adventure time and regular show are like 18 17

[01:11:09] Anyone like 22 23 24. I think Spongebob, bro. It was Spongebob Tom and Jerry bro. You're just saying that because of the nostalgia, bro

[01:11:18] Spongebob boy is one of the greatest enemies ever, bro. It's so good

[01:11:24] You're so good, bro. So good.

[01:11:28] Throwback to when stable rinoto and adapt had a two hour conversation.

[01:11:31] Yo, why does this clip get resurfaced every like month or two?

[01:11:39] What do you think he's doing right now?

[01:11:41] What do you think Alan's doing right now, chat?

[01:11:50] Drugs. Crack. Okay.

[01:11:52] Guys he wasn't even homeless bro

[01:11:57] Like bro, are you guys serious price-solving road hunger one-of-one Squidward

[01:12:06] The highest sale ever for spun-up trading cards just got happen the one-of-one Squidward gallery

[01:12:12] Superfractive from 20 25 tops chrome spot

[01:12:16] $50,000

[01:12:18] Wait, that is actually beautiful Wait, what's the actual fuck?

[01:12:30] Okay, be honest, bro, be honest, do I buy cards again?

[01:12:35] I don't know, oh my god, bro Bro, oh my god, bro

[01:12:41] Oh my god, not today, not today, but like, bro, this is so much money, bro

[01:12:46] A fucking one of one?

[01:12:49] Have we ever gotten a one of one card from SpongeBob or no?

[01:12:51] Look.

[01:12:54] Have we?

[01:12:57] Skip to Chim eating and watch behind him.

[01:13:00] De-gloved.

[01:13:03] What?

[01:13:04] Guys, wait.

[01:13:08] Shoe's definitely different, but the taste is...

[01:13:11] What?

[01:13:14] De-gloved.

[01:13:17] And now I have my insulin spike. Let's try this one. Give me time. Stand bro. I'm a burger. I can't

[01:13:26] Okay, oh bro, like get the out of here

[01:13:29] Can I shave it up?

[01:13:31] No you don't have to

[01:13:43] Wait so you're telling me we were all

[01:13:45] Me and Lacey were on the same time that

[01:13:49] I can't bro

[01:13:50] If he doesn't know I'm literally going to lose

[01:13:52] I'm going to order

[01:13:53] All the orders I have

[01:13:55] Order up?

[01:13:56] Order up too

[01:13:57] That's low key kind of insane

[01:13:59] Thank you for the 60 months. Anyways, I'm gonna go buy cards again, bro

[01:14:02] And if I have to get Pepsi in on this I will get Pepsi out of this

[01:14:05] But I'm gonna wait until I see bet bro, but I miss him. I miss him, bro

[01:14:09] Dennis day 3 of asking Ron red dead redemption not happening. I don't know if I can play a game like this unless they I

[01:14:16] Don't know bro. I don't think I can play a game like that

[01:14:20] Let me hold some pets for the draw I got a whole zoo coming black boy max, okay, should I DM you?

[01:14:25] should I should I should I DME low key maybe he'll respond to me or probably

[01:14:33] not I mean brother he responded to max after that shit he's probably got our

[01:14:37] spot he's probably responded me now what do y'all think yes or no what do y'all

[01:14:42] I think, should I try?

[01:14:45] Is it worth it?

[01:14:51] Yes.

[01:15:00] Okay.

[01:15:04] All right.

[01:15:08] Yo, ye.

[01:15:09] So, your album coming out.

[01:15:23] Is it okay if I react to it on stream?

[01:15:28] Is that good?

[01:15:30] What do you think?

[01:15:33] Is that good?

[01:15:37] I

[01:15:39] Ego Marty, I literally okay. Are you guys?

[01:15:44] Wait

[01:15:46] He got mad wait. What should I tell him?

[01:15:49] yo ye

[01:15:51] I'm a react to your album

[01:15:55] Love you, bro. You are the goat

[01:15:59] Yes

[01:16:01] bang

[01:16:02] Wait, oh my god

[01:16:07] Uh, I might delete this and send it back.

[01:16:13] Bet.

[01:16:14] Easy, bro.

[01:16:15] Easy.

[01:16:16] Let's go!

[01:16:18] Let's go!

[01:16:20] Be honest, you think he would do a stream of me?

[01:16:22] Fuck no.

[01:16:23] Who am I kidding, bro?

[01:16:24] Fuck no.

[01:16:25] Fuck no.

[01:16:26] Um, what is this?

[01:16:29] With my bare teeth, I'm biting the foreskin off of him.

[01:16:32] I don't give a fuck.

[01:16:33] I promise y'all.

[01:16:34] That's the only rapper I would be gay for.

[01:16:36] I don't care how crazy it sounds. I don't care how insane it sounds. I don't care if he shoots me with a gun

[01:16:42] No, and I sucked 21 savages dick

[01:16:48] Okay, yeah, I'm gonna leave this but now now so now okay, I see you're dead. I see you're dead

[01:16:52] No, no, I'm gonna delete this clip now. Go ahead Mario. Go ahead. I know how this goes, bro

[01:16:57] I know how this goes go ahead do the thing what up Ziggy 56 months. Why was your voice deeper back then?

[01:17:03] Yo, yo dick writer, bro. My voice is the same

[01:17:09] Adapt was shocked after pulling an insane 5k one-on-one rookie of Jeremiah fires

[01:17:16] book jaylen williams

[01:17:18] coward

[01:17:20] Another base rookie. I think you're probably looking at like five. Oh look at his fears one-on-one

[01:17:26] Oh God fears one-on-one. What is this order at MP? Oh?

[01:17:29] David or what you're out of what that says, right?

[01:17:33] Wait, I have the only one-of-one card I have boxed is that shitty cobblestone card one-of-one cobblestone Minecraft card

[01:17:43] Wait these actually sell for money like I'm confused

[01:17:48] Do these sell I literally how does this guy have a one-of-one card that I have I?

[01:17:55] Literally have this. Oh, I also have the flight reacts one-of-one

[01:17:58] That card is low-key gas facts are now

[01:18:00] If I were to chase a new card, what pack should I do?

[01:18:05] Should I do SpongeBobby or should I do a different one?

[01:18:09] I don't know, to be honest with you, 100% not AI.

[01:18:15] First of all, why the fuck did you turn me into sketch?

[01:18:18] Why do I look like fucking sketchy, bro?

[01:18:20] That's number one, okay?

[01:18:22] Number two, this is obviously not a real photo.

[01:18:24] Number three, why does this low-key, like, get rid of the fucking, I never mind, bro.

[01:18:30] I'm gonna give this like any attention that is not hard bro stop using AI for stupid shit and start using

[01:18:36] I can't get away bro. I can't get away start using AI for good purposes, bro

[01:18:40] Like figuring out how to like get rid of diseases or something bro. So I'm using it to put me on Epstein's Island

[01:18:47] Yeah, bro. Yeah, Lazy's fire, bro. He's yeah

[01:18:51] new gangar card

[01:18:54] Whoa, does anyone still collect Pokemon or no should I also buy the new Pokemon game?

[01:18:59] I'm really debating. I'm really debating if I should buy it right low key kind of want to

[01:19:04] My low key one. I want to I want to buy the new game go on Saturday. What?

[01:19:09] Wait, what the wrong link sit boy sit lie down

[01:19:15] Oh, I got invited to the UFC event. Do I go the only thing is I wouldn't stream them then Saturday. I wouldn't stream I

[01:19:25] Can't stream

[01:19:29] I wouldn't have any content the time before the only there's not really that much to do like I

[01:19:43] Can so Friday I got invited to power slot. They said I could stream it. I'll probably go to Vegas Friday

[01:19:49] I think so he's gonna be there. Lacey's gonna be there. Um

[01:19:52] Saturday I got invited to go to the UFC. I don't know if I should though because I can't stream it networking

[01:19:59] Yeah, but I brought rather stream and see you guys

[01:20:02] Wait, what is the r6 turning is it on Sunday or no? Is it on Sunday?

[01:20:11] Yes

[01:20:16] Ask Aiden or Dana nobody's gonna let you stream bro. They sold their shit to Panama. What is it called chat?

[01:20:22] I know what is it? Some of the chat knows about power mile. What is it?

[01:20:25] I don't know and honestly do you guys really want me to go to Vegas to gamble like I don't

[01:20:30] Bro, I need to find a sponsor if that's the case like I don't know bro. I don't I don't really want to

[01:20:37] Stable or no, don't just spelling me. What is this, bro? Like I don't know, bro

[01:21:25] you

[01:21:55] you

[01:22:25] you

[01:22:55] you

[01:23:25] you

[01:23:55] You

[01:24:17] Brad Pitt what does Brad Pitt look like

[01:24:20] No no no no way no way Paul Blart who the fuck is Paul fucking Blart why does that

[01:24:31] name sounds familiar oh yeah now you're on dick now you're actually now you're

[01:24:35] actually a fucking okay no no now you're you should watch the original

[01:24:40] Transformers with her wait why what is the original Transformers you should

[01:24:47] Watch the original Transformers with her since she want to make you watch Top Gun

[01:24:52] Megan Fox

[01:24:55] Wait ship here hold on ready

[01:24:58] Pre-pre angry check already pre angry you ready look

[01:25:02] She probably won't even understand the reference maybe

[01:25:08] Why do I look chopped right now?

[01:25:18] Hey

[01:25:20] Yo, so you know how we watch Top Gun for the first time

[01:25:24] Yeah, we watch it back. Do you do you like Miles Teller or no?

[01:25:31] Yeah

[01:25:35] Yeah, they're all saying that you wanted to watch that because of Miles Teller

[01:25:41] Okay, I want to watch the original Transformers

[01:25:47] okay I've never seen that movie can we watch that together sure have you seen

[01:25:52] magic Mike what is magic Mike what the fuck is this

[01:26:05] are you okay and then if that's the case we should watch broke back mountain

[01:26:13] Watch what? Brokeback Mountain. What is that?

[01:26:21] What are you talking about? What is that? It's a movie. It's a movie.

[01:26:30] Um, what's it called? What's it called? Brokeback Mountain.

[01:26:37] I love Jake Gyllenhaal, I love Jake Gyllenhaal, I love.

[01:26:47] Like he's a great actor, I've seen like all of his movies are like fighting.

[01:26:54] Hmm, okay, okay, that's, that's.

[01:26:58] Oh my god, you're talking so AIDS, I'm a movie kind of small, I love movies.

[01:27:03] that's awesome okay I'm gonna go watch I'm gonna probably watching for you I'm

[01:27:10] gonna rewatch it the girl next door

[01:27:23] What is that?

[01:27:25] The calf.

[01:27:26] I think it's not the calf.

[01:27:28] Fine.

[01:27:29] He did a rivalry.

[01:27:31] What is this?

[01:27:34] It's about two gay hockey players.

[01:27:36] I am not.

[01:27:38] Okay.

[01:27:39] All right.

[01:27:40] Okay, so we're going to watch Transformers into the Magic Mike, into...

[01:27:46] We can re-watch the Transformers movie over and over to the first one.

[01:27:50] I just want to re-watch it.

[01:27:51] Over.

[01:27:52] Fuck it. I love my game box. Oh my god. That's fine. Yeah, we can just watch over

[01:28:01] I have a couple movies you can watch over and over too. Hey fuck that shit baby. Let's make a movie

[01:28:18] Skip I

[01:28:20] I said, hold on baby, let's make a movie.

[01:28:29] You scared?

[01:28:33] I said, hold on baby, let's make a movie.

[01:28:42] What?

[01:28:45] Airballs.

[01:28:46] I gotta go back to work work. Yeah, I gotta go back to work. This is work. This is work. I'm working a job right now

[01:28:56] This is a job

[01:28:58] GT3 behind me. That's cool. Does it have the RS behind it?

[01:29:03] No, but it has

[01:29:08] Don't matter don't matter they'll get the RS though

[01:29:12] Yeah, yeah

[01:29:14] All right, I gotta go I gotta go back to work. I gotta go back to work

[01:29:22] What ever peace ever peace

[01:29:35] Got it

[01:29:37] Got it up

[01:29:38] Well, I'm confused. Is no one see broke back mountain. I've dead ass watch this movie with my dad before

[01:29:43] I don't remember it though. I look he passed out. I remember correctly. I think I fell asleep

[01:29:51] What how is that bro you guys make

[01:29:55] You think my mom has seen broke my mother mommy stop I don't know why I'm saying

[01:30:00] I don't know why I'm saying that bro

[01:30:03] What is this Mark Zuckerberg bought a

[01:30:07] $170 million mansion on the island in Miami and

[01:30:13] Wait a minute, did Mark Zuckberg, okay, be honest, if I bought a hundred million dollar

[01:30:26] house one day, would you guys be mad at me?

[01:30:28] Would you guys want my money?

[01:30:29] Like, I feel like, I feel like if I bought a house that much and I was a streamer, I'd

[01:30:35] have to give back to the chat.

[01:30:37] I'd have to give back to the chat, bro.

[01:30:39] Imagine bro, I could give a dollar to every person on this chat, bro

[01:30:43] Wait, what is this house look like is there is there like a

[01:30:48] Give us all one thousand dollars, can I do that or no? Do I have enough money to do that? Can someone do the math?

[01:30:54] Can someone do the math?

[01:30:58] No

[01:31:00] Wait, how much?

[01:31:02] How much is that?

[01:31:05] Wait, wait, wait, wait, what?

[01:31:08] How much is it?

[01:31:11] 25 million?

[01:31:14] Can I just give a dollar to every person here now?

[01:31:18] Like, dead ass, if I give a dollar to every person here, would you be happy?

[01:31:21] Would you guys shut up or no?

[01:31:23] Would you guys actually shut up?

[01:31:26] Oh my God.

[01:31:28] Oh my God.

[01:31:29] Okay, so how much money am I supposed to give

[01:31:31] fucking back to my community?

[01:31:32] The fuck?

[01:31:34] Fuck your dollar.

[01:31:35] Okay, fuck you then.

[01:31:37] Fuck you then.

[01:31:38] How about that?

[01:31:39] I'll give my dollar to the fucking...

[01:31:44] I don't know.

[01:31:45] Maybe I should do an event on my stream

[01:31:47] where I make viewers fight for money.

[01:31:50] Like, maybe like playing video games

[01:31:52] and we find out who's the best gamer of my Twitch chat.

[01:31:55] Deadass.

[01:31:56] Um, do we have soccer pretty soon also guys? I got my GLE back. It does it's fixed now

[01:32:03] The sound is gone and I have my paddle shift that hurts. It's pretty cool

[01:32:08] 1733 different timestamp D gloves bro. What and there's no fucking 1733. You're a fucking burger boy

[01:32:16] You're actually a fucking burger

[01:32:19] You're at your boy. You're actually annoying bro. Like the shit is this annoying

[01:32:22] This shit is actually annoying yo, by the way, I'm not kidding this shit keeps popping up on my page

[01:32:28] MTV MTV welcome to the dog house

[01:32:31] You know should I do a new thing called stable TV and we start going into content creators houses and see how they live

[01:32:37] But I feel like this shit is dead nowadays

[01:32:40] Like bro, I want to see no bro

[01:32:43] Imagine if we spark a stream and we're in fucking who's the craziest house? Who has the craziest house out of a streamer?

[01:32:50] I

[01:32:51] Don't even know I guess is Drake a streamer or no is Drake a streamer or no

[01:32:58] Low-key if I go to Canada if I actually go to Canada. Do you think Drake would let me in his house?

[01:33:04] No troll. Do you think so or no?

[01:33:21] you

[01:33:51] you

[01:34:21] you

[01:34:51] you

[01:35:21] you

[01:35:51] I

[01:35:53] that's why you're bro wait did you actually make this

[01:36:22] Yeah, so how did you make it with my hands?

[01:36:27] Asian bing-bong

[01:36:30] Wait

[01:36:32] They didn't

[01:36:34] This you came in your PR definitely and they paramount to send it to me

[01:36:37] You know what it is? They probably sent you something similar to this and then oh, we also made this give this to Ron

[01:36:41] Is that what happened?

[01:36:44] Yep, all right. Should we do a drop test with it? Yeah

[01:36:47] Yeah, it is.

[01:36:49] No, it's wood.

[01:36:51] It's not going to break.

[01:36:53] Stop, stop, stop! What the fuck's wrong with you?

[01:36:55] It's not going to break.

[01:36:57] Your hair needs to fade.

[01:36:59] It looks like a wig.

[01:37:01] Does it look like a wig or does it look bad?

[01:37:03] I'm better at this.

[01:37:05] I don't think it looks bad.

[01:37:07] I don't think it looks bad. It just needs some volume.

[01:37:09] Maybe an air cut.

[01:37:11] Bro, I want to go blonde.

[01:37:13] You told me off screen you want to go blonde, bro.

[01:37:15] Blonde, um, and then I don't go blonde?

[01:37:17] My chat doesn't want me to. They don't go blonde.

[01:37:19] Honestly, I think your natural hair color looks better.

[01:37:21] Should I go to pink maybe? Back to pink?

[01:37:23] Fuck no. You were top of pink hair.

[01:37:25] No I was not.

[01:37:27] No I was not.

[01:37:29] Yo, it's because you went from black to pink

[01:37:31] and it made your hair just fucking crusty.

[01:37:33] That looks good. Also my girlfriend

[01:37:35] she wants to watch Magic Mike

[01:37:37] Offstream. You know that's a good show?

[01:37:39] Ooh!

[01:37:41] You should watch, uh,

[01:37:43] The withershit the with the new one with the weather the winter rain. What does it call Chad the weather in shallows or some shit?

[01:37:50] Wait, when are we going by the way to play football?

[01:37:54] Like 30 minutes. Oh, we're leaving 30 leaving in 30 rubber the problem is my main bag needs to get jump-started

[01:38:00] So we need to do that. Um, okay. Tell me how do I jump? I don't know. How do I turn on a jump-started car either?

[01:38:05] I've never jump-started a car, but I mean

[01:38:08] LACE

[01:38:10] No the cables coming what Jason's moving like this who the fuck is this?

[01:38:22] What the fuck how I never jump started a car

[01:38:25] Oh, I don't know Bobo because all my cars are 2025 and they don't need to get jump-started

[01:38:29] You want to try to like this me or something like that? Maybe they're all fucking brand new and they don't need to get jump-started

[01:38:35] Sorry, I'm just like bros. She's trying to like be credit. I know she's doing oh, you're not a man

[01:38:40] Hey listen you're gonna you're gonna shush

[01:38:53] That's not a letter I have a 22 year old from Australia

[01:38:56] I've made this ultra wall art because I really fuck with you and the brand I fuck with Jason

[01:39:00] But not as much as you I've hand out painted and recoded it you saw my tic-tac on stream

[01:39:05] I was pretty tired and didn't really say anything them out. I wanted to send it to you, but you don't have a p.m.

[01:39:10] you

[01:39:40] you

[01:40:10] you

[01:40:40] you

[01:41:10] you

[01:41:40] you

[01:42:10] I put my socks on look at my pinky toe. It's like an among us character, bro. Pretty top feet, bro. On God. Yeah, lucky

[01:42:20] Are you dead ass? Yeah, I think I have bad feet. Yeah, I

[01:42:25] I need to do the bear about news. It's okay, bro

[01:42:28] You know what?

[01:42:30] If I wanted to be a foot model I could of that ass. I don't know, bro

[01:42:33] Bro, I'm a model and everything in life. What's more than just putting my feet out?

[01:42:37] What are we feeling today? Maybe a little, maybe a little Nike? Oh, I think it's never mind.

[01:42:42] I don't want to look too choppy, you know what I'm telling you? I'll probably put both of this up.

[01:42:47] Ooh, I kind of look like a high school fucking like...

[01:42:51] You know what I'm saying?

[01:42:54] You slow down and open it. There we go.

[01:42:57] Let's move, let's move. Actually, maybe all the way.

[01:43:01] Ooh, yeah, that's comfy, that's comfy.

[01:43:03] What do you mean by that?

[01:43:05] What do you mean by that?

[01:43:07] Everypah!

[01:43:19] Can't forget the kids room.

[01:43:27] Lose some knees over here.

[01:43:29] Everypah!

[01:43:33] What the fuck are you dressed like?

[01:43:43] What is this?

[01:43:45] What the fuck are you dressed like?

[01:43:48] Stay burn auto.

[01:43:50] Listen, you're not playing you a cold tuna right?

[01:43:54] Wait what?

[01:43:55] You ate cold tuna.

[01:43:56] For what?

[01:43:57] For what?

[01:43:58] Can you make sure you turn down for what in your settings?

[01:44:02] What the fuck is for what?

[01:44:04] Turn down for what?

[01:44:06] You're dressed like a fucking...

[01:44:10] He had to send a coach!

[01:44:12] At 4pm, me and Lacey were just doing run.

[01:44:15] That's me.

[01:44:17] That's me.

[01:44:19] Okay.

[01:44:21] When do you go to the pitch?

[01:44:23] 20 minutes, 30 minutes. I gotta jumpstart this made-up.

[01:44:25] Yeah, I heard. You can't even jumpstart me, but can I wear it?

[01:44:27] You can't?

[01:44:29] No.

[01:44:31] Thanks, bro.

[01:44:33] Everybody!

[01:44:37] How you doing, sir?

[01:44:38] Hello, sir, cables?

[01:44:39] Yes.

[01:44:40] We're Jason.

[01:44:41] Thank you so much.

[01:44:46] Is that a picture?

[01:44:47] No, I think I want to take a look.

[01:44:52] Thank you.

[01:44:54] I've got your cables!

[01:44:58] I got your cables!

[01:44:59] Wait, what?

[01:45:11] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[01:45:13] Give it some gas.

[01:45:14] Give it some gas.

[01:45:15] Keep going, keep going.

[01:45:17] All the way, keep going.

[01:45:18] No, turn your...

[01:45:19] Yep, yep, yeah, yeah.

[01:45:20] That gas a little.

[01:45:21] Keep going!

[01:45:23] No!

[01:45:24] I swear, keep going.

[01:45:25] I promise.

[01:45:26] No, look, keep going.

[01:45:28] Keep going.

[01:45:29] Keep going.

[01:45:30] Keep going.

[01:45:31] Stop!

[01:45:32] Okay, now turn away on the other way.

[01:45:37] Now come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come,

[01:45:41] stop!

[01:45:42] Now turn away on the other way.

[01:45:43] All right, get in some gas.

[01:45:47] Full gas, launch control!

[01:45:55] Yeah, you can just go back, bro.

[01:46:00] Now go back?

[01:46:01] Go back straight!

[01:46:02] Wait, no, no, no.

[01:46:03] Is there going to turn them in this way?

[01:46:05] Come here.

[01:46:06] Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,

[01:46:09] stop!

[01:46:10] Okay.

[01:46:11] Fold back now.

[01:46:12] Fold back.

[01:46:13] Fold back as fast as you can.

[01:46:15] Straight, go!

[01:46:16] Go, go, go!

[01:46:17] And then turn your wheel to your left.

[01:46:22] Look, you're left.

[01:46:25] On the right!

[01:46:26] Left!

[01:46:27] Right!

[01:46:28] Good.

[01:46:29] Now, gas!

[01:46:33] Straight!

[01:46:36] Hey, where are you going?

[01:46:37] I don't know!

[01:46:38] What?

[01:46:39] What are you doing?

[01:46:40] Hey, where are you going now?

[01:46:41] What?

[01:46:42] I'm going to meet up with the kid.

[01:46:44] What?

[01:46:45] What?

[01:46:46] What do you need?

[01:46:47] Well, the kid that lives across the street from us.

[01:46:48] Yeah.

[01:46:49] You're going to give him an iPhone?

[01:46:50] Yeah.

[01:46:51] Yo, LeBron James, thanks for the sub.

[01:46:54] Here's your book.

[01:46:54] Not kidding.

[01:46:55] LeBron James 2897 is in the chat.

[01:46:58] Please give me a sub.

[01:47:00] What the fuck?

[01:47:01] Oh, I gotta go jumpstart this fucking bullshit car.

[01:47:04] Okay.

[01:47:04] I'll see you at the match.

[01:47:05] You heard you heard the forfeit?

[01:47:06] What happened?

[01:47:07] Losing team has to go to a sperm bank,

[01:47:09] don't hit their sperm and find out

[01:47:10] who their kid is in 18 years.

[01:47:12] What?

[01:47:14] Yep.

[01:47:16] Okay.

[01:47:17] All right.

[01:47:18] Why not?

[01:47:21] Okay, this is bro

[01:47:30] They back open

[01:47:34] Why is this store bet here we go

[01:47:38] Jason

[01:47:41] Jay I

[01:47:43] Got your keys. I got your thingies. Yeah, I got it. I got it

[01:47:51] I

[01:47:54] Teleported it

[01:47:57] Oh, no, I have the thing

[01:48:07] I need a locksmith. Oh, yeah. Yes. Look, look, you see the key you can see the keys right there in the cup holder, bro

[01:48:16] Hey

[01:48:17] Look, but usually like if you put really hard it'll open but the battery's dead

[01:48:24] But maybe you could force it we can always open the driver's door

[01:48:29] Okay, I'll go I was outside for 30 minutes is fucking pressing wait

[01:48:34] I've never locked my you know the app like you don't have an app

[01:48:36] I have the app, but there's no battery in the battery's dead. So you can't

[01:48:42] My dude

[01:48:43] I've never you might be the worst like this is not my fault the detailer. It was your detailer

[01:48:50] He made your car dead. Yes

[01:48:53] It's me like damn, bro, you really left my friend's car dead. Are you stupid? That's not how this works

[01:49:10] And the car's not on hello lights

[01:49:13] No, I see you don't have a spare

[01:49:16] Can send me a spare

[01:49:19] Wait is he trolling?

[01:49:20] I'm not trolling and this shit can move apparently. Oh, yeah, I was asking. It's like bent. This shit can move

[01:49:27] I don't know. I don't need a good idea to touch this. Maybe because the batteries day like oh shit

[01:49:31] That's gonna rip off and then you're gonna be sad. All right, what if we just

[01:49:36] No, there's no way he's locked, bro. Okay, let's think smart here

[01:49:43] There's nothing to do, I need to push the car to the Mercedes dealership.

[01:49:48] Yeah, okay, yeah.

[01:49:52] That's in Park.

[01:49:55] I am.

[01:49:57] Brother, there's no way to stop.

[01:50:01] Okay, we can do some crazy shit. We can break the glass.

[01:50:06] I was thinking about that, but then I have to fix the glass.

[01:50:09] You can always have your windows down.

[01:50:11] How was a locksmith supposed to open it with no door?

[01:50:14] So I'm pretty sure they put like an airbag right here

[01:50:17] and they pump it.

[01:50:17] So it gives it a little bit of space

[01:50:19] and they put the thing in and they go, okay.

[01:50:25] But like, I don't know how it's gonna work with a Maybach.

[01:50:28] I've never done it with a Maybach.

[01:50:29] God damn it, bro.

[01:50:31] Why is nobody's moving, man?

[01:50:35] There's no way.

[01:50:37] There's no way.

[01:50:38] It's like, we gotta take your car, bro.

[01:50:40] I gotta take your car.

[01:50:41] I can get my car back.

[01:50:42] Yeah, bro.

[01:50:43] But what the fuck?

[01:50:44] This doesn't...

[01:50:45] No, we can't leave.

[01:50:46] This isn't possible.

[01:50:47] We have to figure this out.

[01:50:48] There's no way to figure this out.

[01:50:49] Unless you want to call a locksmith.

[01:50:50] No.

[01:50:51] What if we make electricity out of nothing?

[01:50:56] Wait!

[01:50:57] Wait, wait, wait.

[01:50:58] There has to be somewhere in the Maybach that we can plug this in to.

[01:51:01] Maybe under it.

[01:51:02] Are you fucking...

[01:51:03] You know what the crazy part is?

[01:51:04] By what?

[01:51:05] Am I not a quitter like you?

[01:51:06] You?

[01:51:07] The car is unlocked, but the trunk won't open, which means the battery's dead, right?

[01:51:12] What?

[01:51:13] Like, all my applications, the door is unlocked.

[01:51:15] Open the app again.

[01:51:19] There's no way.

[01:51:20] We're safe bins.

[01:51:21] Look, look.

[01:51:22] Battery low.

[01:51:23] Pretty low.

[01:51:24] Why did you do the car?

[01:51:26] I did- look, it says very low, and it also says collision detection damage detected.

[01:51:30] What did you do?

[01:51:31] I do shit!

[01:51:32] Well, how do you fuck-

[01:51:33] The detailer, bro!

[01:51:34] bro never fuck he's works on mine right I know I have a may back I got Jason

[01:51:39] because when you open the doors there's less less lights that's her

[01:51:44] already told me that yeah so then the car battery dies when he's clean

[01:51:49] no there's no battery check did someone give us input instead of just typing

[01:51:55] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!

[01:51:59] This doesn't even open.

[01:52:00] Yeah, because the car's, there's no battery around.

[01:52:03] You know, the world is always full of-

[01:52:05] Hey, my fucking cleats are in the car.

[01:52:07] We're all about a wall.

[01:52:08] Listen, listen, listen.

[01:52:09] The world is full of energy.

[01:52:10] You must give good energy to receive it.

[01:52:12] Everything has meaning.

[01:52:13] You talk to the trees, they grow faster.

[01:52:15] Maybach, can you please fix?

[01:52:19] Maybach, please.

[01:52:22] Maybach, I see the keys, Maybach.

[01:52:24] Maybach, can you open the door?

[01:52:27] At least the car looks good

[01:52:30] Maybach, can you open?

[01:52:36] Should we just jump your car?

[01:52:38] Oh

[01:52:51] Brought on they really yeah, what happens your hair will stand up. No way. No way. It's like

[01:52:58] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, you're flying

[01:53:00] Oh my God!

[01:53:07] Call the locksmith, bro.

[01:53:12] Should I just...

[01:53:14] Alright, you know what?

[01:53:16] Let's bring this shit up.

[01:53:18] Lock Smith near me.

[01:53:20] There's no way we can't open this.

[01:53:23] What if we kick it?

[01:53:25] There's no way we can't open this

[01:53:28] What if we kick it?

[01:53:30] Don't fucking kick my car, bro.

[01:53:32] Okay, well I'm deadass, what if we throw a rock at it?

[01:53:34] That would probably fix it, but then there would be another problem.

[01:53:38] But what would the problem be? Your car is open.

[01:53:40] My car...

[01:53:41] I don't understand, bro, do you?

[01:53:42] Okay, let me ask you a question.

[01:53:43] I have no Wi-Fi.

[01:53:47] I have no Wi-Fi, bro.

[01:53:48] Maybe ask Marlin to help.

[01:53:51] Marlin!

[01:53:53] Come outside we need your superpowers

[01:54:00] Brother putting a copy paste of what?

[01:54:04] To open a maybach with the dead retail battery locate the McKenna. They got to leave it

[01:54:09] The message got to leave it right

[01:54:12] Look at the mechanical key inside of your fob remove the driver's door handle. I don't have the keys on

[01:54:16] Oh

[01:54:20] Have a spare no, they didn't send me one. What is he like?

[01:54:26] Oh my god, we're a fucking slasher and I J

[01:54:30] Everything is

[01:54:35] Man

[01:54:37] Hi, you're a hopper.

[01:54:38] What's going on?

[01:54:39] Yo, my car doesn't turn on.

[01:54:41] Fucking stop with this shit, bro.

[01:54:43] Just be normal.

[01:54:44] OK, number one.

[01:54:45] Number two, the car is broken.

[01:54:47] Can you use your super power saw?

[01:54:48] I already broke it.

[01:54:49] Wabbing.

[01:54:50] It's a wabbing.

[01:54:51] Yeah, there's just stuff all the way from the garage.

[01:54:52] My shit.

[01:54:53] Engine's hopper now, too.

[01:54:54] Engine's hopper.

[01:54:55] His car is all the way from the garage.

[01:54:56] He's fucking engine's hopper.

[01:54:57] Fucking open!

[01:54:59] Can you fix this?

[01:55:00] Oh, the car doesn't even open?

[01:55:01] The keys are inside.

[01:55:02] The keys are in.

[01:55:02] Can you do something, bro?

[01:55:04] I would say we throw a rock at it.

[01:55:07] do something man what if you take that what do you do the bike

[01:55:10] bring it bro

[01:55:14] do something

[01:55:17] spit on it

[01:55:20] oh my yeah see yeah

[01:55:22] oh my god I have a bone wrong god

[01:55:25] open

[01:55:28] gotta work a little bit more

[01:55:31] bro do I call a locksmith how far is the locksmith

[01:55:34] I didn't even do this, I'm not controlling it.

[01:55:36] Here he goes, blame.

[01:55:38] Let's play the blame game.

[01:55:41] I love it.

[01:55:42] Bro, he keeps making this excuse

[01:55:44] that there's lights and shit.

[01:55:48] I'm deadass, I think I can do this.

[01:55:52] I can't use my phone if I have no stuff to my phone.

[01:55:55] I really gotta shit this.

[01:55:56] How do you do this?

[01:55:57] I really gotta shit.

[01:55:58] Do you have a locksmith?

[01:55:59] Wait.

[01:56:00] What?

[01:56:00] How do you do that?

[01:56:01] Yeah, so that's cheating.

[01:56:02] Can't you just use the app to unlock it?

[01:56:05] There's no battery so I can't unlock the door charge your phone then

[01:56:13] Well, why don't you get your spare key? I don't have a fucking spare key. How do you know the spare?

[01:56:18] Can someone use their phone and Google nearest locksmith

[01:56:21] You're noxious

[01:56:32] Do you know you're never gonna be able to drive this ever again, it's gonna be stuck here since it till we move

[01:56:36] You're gonna have to buy a new car

[01:56:39] Else you know what they're gonna do right again. Okay, fuck up your door. Do lots of you have to go fix the door

[01:56:43] Oh, yeah, they're gonna fuck something up. Yeah, and they're emigrate Asians apparently. Yeah, so something's about to happen

[01:56:48] They're gonna fuck your shit up

[01:56:51] I don't have internet in my own driveway. You look pretty snazzy. I got this

[01:56:56] Do I? No. Okay.

[01:56:58] They're calling. Call locksmith. Make sure you see your agency.

[01:57:12] Hello sir.

[01:57:14] It's been a while now.

[01:57:16] How are you doing today?

[01:57:18] Um, I have a Maybach and my car got detailed today and the battery died.

[01:57:23] And the car keys are inside of the car.

[01:57:25] Are you able to maybe lock Smith the car door?

[01:57:30] Sir, it might be the car door open.

[01:57:32] Yes, yes sir.

[01:57:33] What?

[01:57:35] Hey, stop bleeding on my Maybach, bro!

[01:57:38] Are you trying to steal my Maybach?

[01:57:39] Sorry, I have a stranger yelling at me.

[01:57:41] Want one more time, sir?

[01:58:14] Oh, yes, yes. Oh, sorry. Yeah, yeah, okay. Excuse me. So just a quick question. Um, so what did this for anything to do with the card to get these keys?

[01:58:23] Only oral, plus he swear. Yes or no?

[01:58:26] Oh, well, let me try to get them taken away.

[01:58:29] Why? I swear.

[01:58:30] Perfect. Perfect.

[01:58:32] What do you want to do?

[01:58:33] Do the specials?

[01:58:34] Oh, amazing. Amazing.

[01:58:36] Oh, yeah. How far would you be from, uh, Studio City?

[01:58:41] Yeah.

[01:58:42] Three.

[01:58:44] Well, um, let me please face the confirmation on it.

[01:58:49] Especially if it will help you with that.

[01:58:51] Tell me what is the physical address.

[01:58:53] We'll be assessing if you need it.

[01:58:55] The physical address is three.

[01:58:57] Stop!

[01:58:59] Yo, my God, I'm sorry.

[01:59:01] I'm not gonna lie. That might have hurt. Yeah.

[01:59:03] Yeah, actually, it's all right.

[01:59:04] These are fucking stupid, bro.

[01:59:05] Three, seven, one, two, broadline.

[01:59:06] That's all I address.

[01:59:07] I'm dead. I should have just rigged it.

[01:59:09] Oh, shit.

[01:59:11] Oh damn, the dealer must have fucked this up, too.

[01:59:16] Ahhhh!

[01:59:17] Oh my god.

[01:59:18] So you guys said my name.

[01:59:19] So you guys said my name.

[01:59:20] Yes, sir?

[01:59:21] My name is Marlin.

[01:59:22] My name is Marlin.

[01:59:23] Marlin Garcia.

[01:59:24] My name is Marlin Garcia, and my share number is...

[01:59:27] I am from Burberry.

[01:59:28] No!

[01:59:29] No!

[01:59:30] No!

[01:59:31] No!

[01:59:32] No!

[01:59:33] No!

[01:59:34] No!

[01:59:35] No!

[01:59:36] No!

[01:59:37] No!

[01:59:38] No!

[01:59:39] No!

[01:59:40] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:59:43] Yo, seven, league seven.

[01:59:46] Marlin, can you do your superpowers and open this?

[01:59:49] You know what I think it is?

[01:59:51] I think it's from the back.

[01:59:53] You fingering it?

[01:59:54] No.

[01:59:55] It's just filming it.

[01:59:57] Woz, stop, dude.

[02:00:00] What?

[02:00:00] Tell him that he told Lou to get a locksmith.

[02:00:02] She got one of his 44 minutes away.

[02:00:05] Hey, hang up the phone, bro.

[02:00:06] Woz got a locksmith 44 minutes away.

[02:00:09] All right.

[02:00:11] Hey, they already got a locksmith's, dude.

[02:00:13] Jay, you're in.

[02:00:14] Jay, they got you a locksmith.

[02:00:18] Jay, they got you a locksmith.

[02:00:20] Tell them Marlon got you.

[02:00:24] OK, but he said 44.

[02:00:26] This one might be faster.

[02:00:30] What if both locksmiths show up

[02:00:32] and they both fight whoever gets it first on each side?

[02:00:34] And we do a wager.

[02:00:35] Yeah, yeah.

[02:00:36] And whoever gets it first gets $1,000.

[02:00:38] Oh

[02:00:42] Maybach challenge that's my car

[02:00:47] Rocket bro

[02:00:55] You know this is a 44 minutes, you know we got a game 44 minutes. I don't

[02:01:00] Always making it about you we have a may back here. This isn't just a this isn't just a Mercedes

[02:01:05] This isn't just a bed. This isn't just a six six six six. Bro. This is the Maybach V12. This is Jason the wean bro

[02:01:16] Good that's a that's a big one. That's a big one

[02:01:20] Damn, bro, you got a detail for pollen to fucking ruin it instantly detailed on the inside car wash

[02:01:29] Following on me

[02:01:35] I didn't want to park that on my car.

[02:01:37] Oh yeah, no, I think the detail, no, I think the detail of this one up, that one up.

[02:01:41] Um, let's see around here, maybe...

[02:01:44] Wait!

[02:01:45] Jason, I can rip this off.

[02:01:46] Stop touching my fucking car!

[02:01:48] Let's not touch it on your car!

[02:01:49] Well, my car already gets touched.

[02:01:51] Damn, wait, the detail of fuck this on too?

[02:01:53] It's like falling off a little.

[02:01:54] That thing is falling off my car, bro.

[02:01:56] Yeah.

[02:01:59] Marlin's reminiscing over his car falling apart too.

[02:02:01] Yeah, because I'm not going to lie.

[02:02:02] I'm not, I think it's a long thing, bro.

[02:02:03] Why was in my window not all of some of my fucking colors book? Oh, yeah, wait, that was me. I forgot

[02:02:12] What do we do

[02:02:24] Wait, you're dead as well you deserve and you're about to have a locksmith segment that actually could be generational

[02:02:29] We've never had a lot we can put all the cameras on him and like pushing me like yo do do do it do it do it bro

[02:02:35] Oh, don't fuck that up. Don't fuck that up watch this. I'm gonna waste Jason

[02:02:44] Everyone go to Jason's head spam Ron God Ron God it wait what the fuck

[02:02:51] Wait, I think I I think I got it wait I got it wait

[02:02:59] Oh my god, wait Jason. I think I got it. It's open a little. It's open a little. If the handle pops out that means he's got it right?

[02:03:12] Yo, fuck y'all. What? I'm gonna push it back in. Tell him I push it back in. Tell him he actually got it but he pushed it back in.

[02:03:21] I mean I'm god he got it but he pushed it back in. God. I think it's a cross voice.

[02:03:25] I

[02:03:29] My asshole

[02:03:39] Dude Jason Loki doesn't have a front plate should I help him shot install a front plate for him

[02:03:42] Should I just install it right here? Should I be a good friend? It'll look really good. Yeah, should I be a W friend?

[02:03:49] John just got it this morning for no

[02:03:55] Pork?

[02:04:03] Damn, bro.

[02:04:04] I had it. I just pushed it back in.

[02:04:07] Hey, can't wait for my maid back, bro.

[02:04:10] Ten minutes. No. Ten minutes.

[02:04:12] Ten minutes. What was the tell the other guy to cancel?

[02:04:14] Because the other guy was forty-four minutes.

[02:04:16] We got ten minutes. Ten minutes.

[02:04:18] You're a locksmith.

[02:04:19] I'm not even kidding you. I'm actually high.

[02:04:21] I'm not even kidding. This is like...

[02:04:23] 10 fucking minutes, man.

[02:04:25] 10 fucking...

[02:04:27] It took you 10 fucking seconds!

[02:04:36] What is wrong with this one?

[02:04:38] To just make a gas explosion in this house?

[02:05:11] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[02:05:13] Fuck, man.

[02:05:14] It's not even plugged in.

[02:05:15] It's not even cool.

[02:05:16] Damn!

[02:05:17] Who's this?

[02:05:18] Yo, that's silver supper.

[02:05:19] No touching.

[02:05:20] Why does he have a silver circle on the table?

[02:05:22] Because he came with a package deal.

[02:05:23] Wait, it's a magnet?

[02:05:25] Yeah.

[02:05:26] I thought it was gonna be like a movie, but it's silver supper.

[02:05:29] Yeah, I know.

[02:05:30] Fuck, you're all doing it.

[02:05:33] Yo, man, you're not doing anything.

[02:05:36] Are you doing it?

[02:05:37] Are you doing anything, big brother?

[02:05:38] You're doing nothing.

[02:05:39] Okay, you did all that modeling for Burberry and some other money.

[02:05:42] Now what, fuck you.

[02:05:43] Yeah, but I'll sit on this dick, like so quick, I don't know what you're talking about.

[02:05:47] Fuck.

[02:05:48] Oh, now it's fucking you're gonna lose this, against this duo right here.

[02:05:52] It's just a duo, bruh.

[02:05:53] It's just a duo, bro.

[02:05:56] Anyone trying to go left?

[02:05:57] Shoot it up for what?

[02:05:58] Hey, what is this?

[02:05:59] What is this?

[02:06:00] What is this?

[02:06:00] It's not even, oh man, this is Burberry, Burberry.

[02:06:04] What's this?

[02:06:05] What's this right here?

[02:06:05] What's this?

[02:06:06] What's this right here?

[02:06:07] Is that right here?

[02:06:08] What's this?

[02:06:08] Yo

[02:06:20] I changed your date 15 of March not 30. What I mean. It's hard. It's hard. Why no, you gotta come in fully

[02:06:27] Yeah, what are you doing? This is my game. This is like my game

[02:06:32] I'm prepared a place of fucking football

[02:06:38] So I'm coaching?

[02:06:40] No, you have to play anything.

[02:06:42] I'm coaching, and he's coaching.

[02:06:44] You're coaching?

[02:06:45] Yeah.

[02:06:46] That's it, I'll do it. I'll do it.

[02:06:48] I'll tell everyone where to go. I can write up the script.

[02:06:50] I can do that.

[02:06:51] Wait, are you playing it?

[02:06:52] Yes, I'm playing it.

[02:06:53] What?

[02:06:54] Did I ask?

[02:06:55] Yes!

[02:06:56] I'm a bubble wrap.

[02:06:57] I need to practice for the cherry match.

[02:06:59] Are you playing?

[02:07:00] I gotta practice for the cherry match.

[02:07:02] Hold on, both of y'all.

[02:07:03] I've got to play it?

[02:07:04] No, I just thought about playing it.

[02:07:06] Ron, you don't remember this. You do remember this.

[02:07:09] What are you talking about?

[02:07:10] Last year, for the charity match, it was your team where it's his team.

[02:07:15] That broke my ankle.

[02:07:15] And it broke your ankle.

[02:07:17] So do you want to really do this again, Ron? Let's really think about it.

[02:07:20] Oh, just still. Just play, man. You need to practice. You can't...

[02:07:22] Nope.

[02:07:23] So you're gonna not play?

[02:07:24] You're gonna not play until fucking the charity match? Can you just get an injury?

[02:07:28] No, life works, man.

[02:07:30] First of all, I'm a scout today.

[02:07:31] Second of all...

[02:07:32] Scout for fucking who?

[02:07:34] Um, the New Jersey Glen Racers?

[02:07:36] Oh my God.

[02:07:38] What?

[02:07:39] That's number one.

[02:07:40] Number two.

[02:07:41] Wait, Jason, isn't it C-Page?

[02:07:43] I'm gonna get trouble when I get there.

[02:07:45] Nice.

[02:07:46] Okay, Matt, so you chose a spot that'll have trouble.

[02:07:49] Oh, Jason.

[02:07:50] He did it.

[02:07:51] He did it.

[02:07:52] Yo, the big JD15 owns you, bro.

[02:07:55] That's my last year, bro.

[02:07:57] During the actual cherry match, I had more playtime than you and I won.

[02:08:00] No, no, no.

[02:08:01] Up top.

[02:08:02] Up top.

[02:08:03] Nothing goes but the sprint, bro.

[02:08:04] You were both, I had the most viewed adidas clip.

[02:08:07] I had the most viewed adidas clip.

[02:08:10] Okay, here, come here, come here, come here.

[02:08:11] Right there, the most viewed adidas clip.

[02:08:14] That was very, does this clip bring about?

[02:08:15] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[02:08:16] Make a side trip, make a side trip.

[02:08:18] And then I'm like this, I'm like this.

[02:08:19] Ha ha, I was holding the chubby in front of you.

[02:08:21] I was like, yeah, yeah, I'm a winner.

[02:08:26] And you were sitting there like, wow.

[02:08:27] Jack Darty owns you, bro.

[02:08:29] Okay, she's her own dear.

[02:08:30] I won't, she's no own shit.

[02:08:32] The VG's no old shit.

[02:08:33] So watch how you walk him, bro.

[02:08:37] So wait, you...

[02:08:38] How did I get this?

[02:08:39] You're gonna coach me.

[02:08:40] Huh?

[02:08:41] You're gonna coach me.

[02:08:43] He's my G's that coach apparently.

[02:08:44] Oh.

[02:08:45] Are you the opposite coach?

[02:08:46] I am the opposite.

[02:08:47] Hey, that just makes it way easier for us, bro.

[02:08:50] What? What the fuck was that?

[02:08:56] Is this a prank?

[02:08:58] The fuck? That's my fucking cheer, Ron!

[02:09:00] What the fuck? That's my... I don't care, bro.

[02:09:02] You stole my P.O. Box gun? I was looking for that.

[02:09:09] What?

[02:09:10] Oh my God.

[02:09:11] You see that shit too, right?

[02:09:13] I saw that.

[02:09:14] I saw the big one.

[02:09:16] I saw the big one.

[02:09:18] Yeah, I see your shit too when you were traveling yesterday on the street.

[02:09:22] What?

[02:09:23] There's a Marlon leak pic the day I get off the internet?

[02:09:25] He was in his drawers and then you put shorts on.

[02:09:27] Are you serious?

[02:09:28] But someone leaked me this.

[02:09:29] Why are you already seeing it?

[02:09:30] Come on.

[02:09:31] I wish I was in the ball, bro. I watched the ball.

[02:09:36] Someone leaked me this. Where is it at? Marlon. Marlon leaked.

[02:09:42] Marlon leaked. Marlon leaked.

[02:09:46] Marlon leaked. My shit did not get fucking leaked, dude.

[02:09:54] Who's here?

[02:09:58] Yo!

[02:09:59] Yo!

[02:10:00] It's in y'all.

[02:10:01] Holy shit!

[02:10:02] What the-

[02:10:03] You gotta rebuy the outfit.

[02:10:04] Yeah, nah.

[02:10:05] I don't know.

[02:10:06] We gotta rebuy that fucking outfit.

[02:10:07] Oh my god, bro.

[02:10:08] You're gonna do the latest.

[02:10:09] The latest thing.

[02:10:10] Hey, where's your penis?

[02:10:11] I'm getting fucked in my actual life.

[02:10:12] You feel how tight it is now?

[02:10:13] Are you feeling it?

[02:10:14] Great.

[02:10:15] Did you know- we can't find it.

[02:10:16] Did you know that grabbing your boyfriend slash drop friend's ass can boost your

[02:10:18] brain ability?

[02:10:19] No, stop it.

[02:10:20] I'm dead serious.

[02:10:21] Like, I'm dead serious.

[02:10:22] Like, I'm dead serious.

[02:10:23] Like, I'm dead serious.

[02:10:24] Like, I'm dead serious.

[02:10:25] Like, I'm dead serious.

[02:10:26] No, stop.

[02:10:27] I'm dead serious.

[02:10:28] Like, bro.

[02:10:29] Let me check.

[02:10:30] Who's Militonin?

[02:10:31] Oh, no.

[02:10:32] Oh, my God.

[02:10:33] This shit was supposed to be yours.

[02:10:35] This shit felt more grippier.

[02:10:37] But you do have the most fat in your trunk.

[02:10:39] Look at that, dude.

[02:10:40] I'm here for you.

[02:10:41] This shit's fat in your shit.

[02:10:42] That's cool.

[02:10:43] I look, he did get a seratune boost.

[02:10:44] Seratune?

[02:10:45] Seratuda.

[02:10:46] I like tuna.

[02:10:47] I actually like it.

[02:10:48] It's not bad.

[02:10:49] It's not good stuff.

[02:10:50] That reminds me of something.

[02:10:51] I wrote this for chicken.

[02:10:52] What?

[02:10:53] You didn't expect this, did you, young?

[02:10:56] What, Jersey?

[02:10:57] Oh, shit.

[02:10:58] He's always kids.

[02:10:59] I just wanted to put you on a black belt.

[02:11:02] Is the next kids model?

[02:11:04] I just want to put you on a black belt at every crack.

[02:11:07] Can you kiss me, girl?

[02:11:10] It's boy.

[02:11:12] Oh.

[02:11:13] What?

[02:11:14] That's not a virtual shit.

[02:11:16] Are you in the gym?

[02:11:17] I just told him.

[02:11:18] That's what I'm saying.

[02:11:19] I remember a lot.

[02:11:20] I am wrote down.

[02:11:22] How are you still... what the fuck?

[02:11:24] How are you sweaty? Ew, bro.

[02:11:26] Ew! Ew! Ew! You're top, bro!

[02:11:30] Ooh.

[02:11:31] Ooh, that one's right on my asshole.

[02:11:32] Locks me in. T-minus five minutes.

[02:11:38] Bro's got to carpet up himself.

[02:11:40] That's not myself. That's my fucking jersey.

[02:11:43] My jersey.

[02:11:45] I'm scared.

[02:11:46] Fuck jersey, man.

[02:11:47] I'm still looking for your penis picture. I don't get it.

[02:11:50] Did this get abolished from the internet?

[02:11:52] Like, let's get a silky shit record.

[02:11:54] I need to say, yeah, that's good shit.

[02:11:55] So we can get, so we can cleanse them on record.

[02:11:58] Silky lead.

[02:11:58] No rock!

[02:12:02] Um.

[02:12:03] Hey!

[02:12:05] Hey!

[02:12:07] Hey!

[02:12:07] Oh no, no, no, no, no!

[02:12:09] Do not search that on Twitter.

[02:12:12] No!

[02:12:13] I don't know.

[02:12:14] Man, it was.

[02:12:15] Some girl's butt hole opened.

[02:12:16] No, it was a straight vagina.

[02:12:18] Opened legs, open.

[02:12:20] Can you kiss me, boys?

[02:12:24] What?

[02:12:27] I'm scared.

[02:12:30] Never mind, I'll find something like you too.

[02:12:36] Don't forget me, I'm soon.

[02:12:40] I'll remember your shit.

[02:12:43] Sometimes we love.

[02:12:45] I don't know, I think more shots coming up.

[02:12:47] Why do I feel ready?

[02:12:49] What's so funny?

[02:12:50] I'm gonna shut up, okay.

[02:12:53] I'm just like, take my idle animation.

[02:13:04] POV running GTA.

[02:13:10] Well, we're on the road.

[02:13:11] Oh, the key!

[02:13:11] Oh, crap.

[02:13:12] Oh, oh, oh.

[02:13:14] What is this?

[02:13:15] You know what, it was a little built.

[02:13:17] And maybe it is, maybe it's just for that.

[02:13:20] Oh fuck, I'm sorry.

[02:13:23] Woo!

[02:13:24] I'm gonna kill you.

[02:13:27] Yo, Jack?

[02:13:28] Yo, what's happening, bro?

[02:13:29] You got no pay-per-haters.

[02:13:30] What the fuck you mean?

[02:13:31] Me?

[02:13:32] Yo, my back, bro?

[02:13:33] No.

[02:13:34] I don't know.

[02:13:35] I don't know.

[02:13:36] I don't know.

[02:13:37] Fuckin' mouse.

[02:13:40] Me?

[02:13:40] Yo, my backpack?

[02:13:47] Could use this.

[02:13:48] No.

[02:13:49] Does this work for your car?

[02:13:51] What is that, a toothpick?

[02:13:54] What?

[02:13:57] Fuckin' stressin' out, man.

[02:14:01] Wait, can you show anything important?

[02:14:03] Lock Smith, can you say ten minutes? Has it been ten minutes?

[02:14:06] So campin' bro, I was excited with two cameras.

[02:14:09] I wonder if one of his blood in the reaction will be...

[02:14:14] Let's see if he's here.

[02:14:15] YouTube today, we hired a locksmith to steal our neighbor's car!

[02:14:21] Let's hope that he's here!

[02:14:26] Dude, are you actually gonna be an Injust Hopper?

[02:14:28] Watch your fuckin' mouth, bro!

[02:14:30] With those two fuckin' words!

[02:14:32] I have to ingest hot because we'll just figure it some shit out at the field

[02:14:40] Nice shot, bro. Wow with this PO item that you just broke

[02:14:49] It's not triple T order, bro, I don't know where you're walking

[02:14:53] That was actually fucked up. I'm not even kidding

[02:14:55] You know what I'm talking about?

[02:14:57] You can say it's me, mate.

[02:14:58] LJ's telling us that.

[02:14:59] I'm deadass.

[02:15:00] That was actually something.

[02:15:01] Where is it?

[02:15:02] Bro, you tossed it in Marlin's room.

[02:15:03] No, I didn't.

[02:15:04] I left it in Marlin's room.

[02:15:05] I left a couple things.

[02:15:06] No, bro.

[02:15:07] All your PO, you opened up other people's rooms so you could leave their fucking trash

[02:15:09] there and leave it up for other people to clean.

[02:15:10] Wait, so that makes sense.

[02:15:11] And why is my room filled with PO box items?

[02:15:13] Debunked.

[02:15:14] No, no, no, no.

[02:15:15] Debunked.

[02:15:16] That's how you do PO.

[02:15:17] Is the Marlin's room the other time?

[02:15:18] Is the Lacey's room the other time?

[02:15:19] Is my room the other time?

[02:15:21] You're from China

[02:15:23] They just had a holiday just for you. Okay, that's crazy, bro. I want viet food. I want Indian food

[02:15:29] Let's get a chicken tassamala. Okay, let's get

[02:15:36] from fried rice

[02:15:37] I had that this morning. What?

[02:15:40] Where's this box was not cherry teriyaki chicken?

[02:15:45] Don't ever say cherry hoe three times cherry. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah

[02:15:50] Who's coming?

[02:15:52] Made you fucking look!

[02:15:54] Uh, and then Wose is just sitting right there, bro.

[02:15:57] Made you fucking look!

[02:15:59] I literally turned around before you said that.

[02:16:08] Should we jump him? What do you guys say? Should we scare him?

[02:16:10] Maybe.

[02:16:12] Maybe we should take Marlin's car, bro.

[02:16:14] Oh, Christ.

[02:16:16] Let's take a minute to see it.

[02:16:18] Yeah, he did. Look.

[02:16:21] I thought he took this whole shit off.

[02:16:23] I thought he had a touch.

[02:16:24] But look, his rims came a little fucked up.

[02:16:26] His wheels. It's pretty cool.

[02:16:27] Wait, I think I hear a car.

[02:16:34] Marlin's car doesn't open either.

[02:16:36] Maybe we need to lock this around.

[02:16:38] Marlin's badge has got debadged.

[02:16:40] His car...

[02:16:41] What happened here?

[02:16:42] His car has no badges.

[02:16:43] Who did his car?

[02:16:44] That's a good rap job in that over there.

[02:16:47] He never fixed it. No, I don't think someone just hated him like that just fucked up

[02:16:54] If someone was just bored and just was like fuck him

[02:16:58] Right here

[02:17:07] You know on the last day of this house we all take our cars right here when we launched them out

[02:17:12] That'd be fire, bro. Why haven't we done it all cars? Why haven't we done it all everybody's called?

[02:17:16] Go ahead, we said a sentence at the time.

[02:17:18] Why haven't you done it? Everybody caught her in a video.

[02:17:20] Because nobody here would kill her in my video?

[02:17:22] I literally said I would.

[02:17:24] Yeah, you're not everybody. You're Stacey Naline.

[02:17:28] Isla Survivor.

[02:17:30] Are they looking at me?

[02:17:32] Dude, I'm not gonna lie. I just realized you have no eyelashes.

[02:17:36] It's because when I was young, I had eye boogers.

[02:17:40] And I ripped them all off.

[02:17:42] No, you didn't.

[02:17:44] Are you dead ass?

[02:17:45] I'm dead ass.

[02:17:46] You should do a shoot me, put eyelashes on like the girls and what they do.

[02:17:48] No, no, no, no.

[02:17:49] That's not a masculine.

[02:17:51] I'm on test in Bretton.

[02:17:52] In Bretton, I'm being right now.

[02:17:54] Bretton, I love that player.

[02:17:56] Uh, I through the walls.

[02:17:59] What is it called?

[02:18:00] I don't know what that is.

[02:18:01] I'm ballerin.

[02:18:02] Whoa, whoa, whoa, what is going on?

[02:18:06] I'm draining my lymphatic, uh, acid.

[02:18:08] Yeah.

[02:18:09] I do that too.

[02:18:10] Boba does that to me.

[02:18:11] Is that a v-it thing?

[02:18:12] No.

[02:18:13] I started doing it every single morning when I wake up, I do this.

[02:18:18] Wow, bro.

[02:18:22] When's your India trip?

[02:18:23] When's my India trip?

[02:18:25] When's your China trip?

[02:18:27] I already went to China, okay.

[02:18:29] So then I already went to India.

[02:18:31] You didn't.

[02:18:32] Dude, why am I going to do an India besides fucking just love it?

[02:18:34] India is going to be fire.

[02:18:36] Actually, it will be fire for you.

[02:18:37] I'm about to go back to New Jersey, bro.

[02:18:39] After I saw this one video that this guy Tyler made,

[02:18:41] he exposed my people so I got to go back to New Jersey what do you do

[02:18:45] made a video bra I got to go back and like set shit straight I got to go

[02:18:48] explore you know what's in it let's say you're some hidden shish what's in it

[02:18:52] what's in New Jersey there it is that nope that's a blue

[02:18:57] Is that blue? That's blue.

[02:18:59] No, that's not her car, buddy.

[02:19:01] What the fuck?

[02:19:03] We don't care about your car.

[02:19:05] Your car's missing a bunch of problems.

[02:19:07] Wait, is this blue?

[02:19:09] No, that's not blue. It's like bright gray.

[02:19:11] Are you the locksmith, sir?

[02:19:13] Are you the locksmith?

[02:19:15] For modeling?

[02:19:17] I'm through, sir.

[02:19:19] All right, Chad.

[02:19:21] Today we're going to try to steal our neighbor's car

[02:19:23] with a locksmith that we found online.

[02:19:25] Okay, so this locksmith thinks that it's our car, but we're actually gonna be stealing it

[02:19:31] So get ready and drop a w and drop a like if you're watching on YouTube. Don't forget to hit that subscribe button

[02:19:39] You try hasn't what

[02:19:44] You're marlin you're marlin wait I'm marlin god no

[02:19:47] You know what, I'm not even kidding, I think I just fucking farted and I think I shit

[02:19:56] my pants.

[02:19:57] I'm actually serious, I think I shit my pants.

[02:20:00] I have to pee too.

[02:20:01] Oh no, it's like one of those where you fart and piss comes out like a little bit,

[02:20:04] like a twinkle.

[02:20:05] I, wait a minute, let me rewind my brain.

[02:20:09] I didn't fucking ask.

[02:20:10] So, wait, is this guy like, special, like, what's going on, bro?

[02:20:15] Yo nose, yo nose.

[02:20:17] Oh

[02:20:21] Your shit Evan

[02:20:30] Hey, don't worry, bro, I'll get my guy to do the angles for you

[02:20:38] Are you doing sir, how you doing don't mind the cameras we're youtubers

[02:20:43] Yes

[02:20:45] Marlon, Marlon, Marlon, you look pretty good looking.

[02:20:50] He thinks it's our Maybach.

[02:20:51] I got my car detailed and the detailer didn't know that the lights come on when they cleaned the car.

[02:20:58] So my car battery just died.

[02:21:00] And he left the car keys inside of the Maybach.

[02:21:04] This is my Maybach.

[02:21:05] As you can see, look in here.

[02:21:07] The car keys are inside the car.

[02:21:09] Can't open the car.

[02:21:10] It's because the guy was just about to speak.

[02:21:13] Okay, do you have an ID on you ID? I do have ID, but it's in my room. Can I take you can I give a picture?

[02:21:32] This is actually yes my name then where's your license plate then it's it's actually mailing in there doesn't mean

[02:21:43] Yes sir that sounds like a personal problem. Let him do it, bro. He's a dumbass.

[02:21:51] He got it. Where are you going, bro?

[02:21:55] What is this guy? What is happening here?

[02:22:01] I don't know why he's walking like Superman.

[02:22:03] I'm scared. I think he's real locksmith.

[02:22:07] Where is he going?

[02:22:09] Where is he going?

[02:22:11] Where is he?

[02:22:13] Where is he going?

[02:22:15] He's leaving?

[02:22:17] I'll be grabbing his kit though.

[02:22:19] Maybe his kit, yeah.

[02:22:21] You think he's gonna fuck my shit up?

[02:22:23] Yeah, for sure.

[02:22:25] What are we whispering?

[02:22:27] I'm talking about him.

[02:22:29] Wait, he's leaving, isn't he?

[02:22:31] After all, my name is Marmin

[02:22:33] and I showed him my ID.

[02:22:35] Nice coming in this guy.

[02:22:42] He's about to aerial out of here.

[02:22:44] I don't think he saw this guy just out of the window.

[02:22:47] I don't think he saw this guy just out of the window.

[02:22:50] There he is.

[02:22:51] You come out of this.

[02:22:52] Huh?

[02:22:53] Marlin with the guy in the brown SUV.

[02:22:58] But I'm Jason, I'm like supervising.

[02:23:01] Alright sir, who is the owner of the car?

[02:23:03] Me.

[02:23:04] I do live here there is a key inside you see the key why don't you show me app bro show

[02:23:17] the apple oh yeah i can show you the app of my car

[02:23:20] yeah the app you can open the car no it's out of battery

[02:23:24] what

[02:23:28] what's so funny

[02:23:32] no sorry

[02:23:34] what?

[02:23:35] tell you what

[02:23:36] i don't have to joke with you

[02:23:38] no no no no no no no it's actually a lot

[02:23:41] there's just something on the car

[02:23:43] i said hey

[02:23:44] I'm still pretty stupid, fool.

[02:23:46] My first act.

[02:23:48] Hey!

[02:23:54] No, it's not funny.

[02:23:56] It's not funny.

[02:23:58] Alright.

[02:24:06] Alright.

[02:24:08] Come on bro, let's get this made back up.

[02:24:14] What the fuck are you doing there you fucking flippin doodles of shit man?

[02:24:37] Who put the doodle on my fucking Maybag man?

[02:24:41] Oh god I didn't put the doodle on there.

[02:24:43] You were customizing it in the main menu.

[02:24:45] You started flipping the dildo.

[02:24:47] I don't think he saw it though.

[02:24:48] They didn't see it.

[02:24:48] Oh, I'm not even seeing it.

[02:24:49] That's why it was funny, because I was like,

[02:24:51] oh, I'm fucking cuckold.

[02:24:53] He thinks we're trolling.

[02:24:55] You showed him the app.

[02:24:56] I did.

[02:24:57] I'll fuck the car, bro.

[02:24:58] He's actually getting on.

[02:24:59] I'll show you this place here.

[02:25:01] I can't even, I can't fucking get it,

[02:25:04] but that's getting.

[02:25:05] Oh, he's getting it.

[02:25:06] He's opening his trunk.

[02:25:07] What if he tries to wriggle it in there?

[02:25:08] We're going to watch.

[02:25:09] It fucks up the interior.

[02:25:12] And you'll fuck it in.

[02:25:13] It sounds like a fucking problem for you, bro.

[02:25:15] What a rich fucking entitled person.

[02:25:17] You're gonna end up breaking that and then crying.

[02:25:19] Not gonna break it.

[02:25:19] Okay, so yank it.

[02:25:21] I'm not gonna yank it, you can move it.

[02:25:22] If you want it to be like this, you can move it.

[02:25:25] It's fine, dumb.

[02:25:26] It's time for a win, dumbass.

[02:25:28] No, bro.

[02:25:29] You're not supposed to pull it.

[02:25:29] It's time for a win.

[02:25:30] You can move it, you know.

[02:25:31] Bro, oh my god.

[02:25:32] Oh god, bro.

[02:25:33] I'm stressed.

[02:25:34] What a little fucking sissy.

[02:25:35] Ironic, you have a fucking car

[02:25:36] that won't turn on, bro.

[02:25:37] I think the battery's dead, man.

[02:25:39] So why didn't you charge it?

[02:25:41] It's now a fucking car works.

[02:25:44] So how does Tessa work?

[02:25:48] That dudo is still sitting up now.

[02:25:52] Why didn't we have a fucking dudo in a while?

[02:25:54] I don't know. I'm actually gonna go sit on it.

[02:25:57] What?

[02:26:07] What is happening?

[02:26:09] I

[02:26:14] Know where is this dude, you're not getting I actually know he didn't leave he was opening his trunk

[02:26:19] He was actually opening the trunk

[02:26:30] Here we go bro

[02:26:32] Fucking bill man

[02:26:36] This is about this year is like bro, I'm never I'm pretty sure you put chatter factory put air

[02:26:41] I'm not like slightly put it slightly pushes it out. I pray guys your alarm's gonna go off though

[02:26:47] It's fine keys in the car

[02:26:50] Once

[02:26:54] What was the dodo

[02:26:56] But it was fine yesterday because we went to another island that she remember

[02:27:13] Alrighty

[02:27:26] Folding voice.

[02:27:28] Invoice.

[02:27:30] The key's in the cup holder.

[02:27:32] What day is it today?

[02:27:34] March 30th, 4th, 5th.

[02:27:36] 36.

[02:27:38] I'm going to get a good seat while I watch this.

[02:27:42] I've never seen someone do this. This is really cool.

[02:27:44] 4th or 2026.

[02:27:46] Happy New Year.

[02:27:48] Name?

[02:27:50] Right here.

[02:27:52] Jason Winn?

[02:27:54] Just a minute, here it is.

[02:27:56] Uh, let's message right here.

[02:27:58] Uh, watch for...

[02:28:00] Uh-huh.

[02:28:01] And the address?

[02:28:02] If I say send an address, please.

[02:28:04] Hey!

[02:28:07] Your name is on the license?

[02:28:10] Uh, yes.

[02:28:12] Inside?

[02:28:13] Inside of it.

[02:28:14] In there?

[02:28:15] Uh, like the registration?

[02:28:16] Yeah.

[02:28:17] Yes.

[02:28:18] Yes.

[02:28:20] We're good?

[02:28:21] Yes.

[02:28:22] Okay.

[02:28:23] Let's begin!

[02:28:25] Have to record it?

[02:28:27] Let me open it?

[02:28:29] What is it?

[02:28:31] You said you have to record it.

[02:28:33] Oh, just in case any damages.

[02:28:35] What?

[02:28:37] No, I don't want you to record it.

[02:28:39] Not because it's gonna be damaged.

[02:28:41] Because it's a big play.

[02:28:43] I'm gonna take your phone.

[02:28:45] Wait, that doesn't make sense.

[02:28:47] What?

[02:28:49] No, I tell you what.

[02:28:51] When you record for a channel, YouTube or something like that, you have to get a license to do stuff like that.

[02:28:59] You know what I mean?

[02:29:01] But it's not for me.

[02:29:05] A license isn't good.

[02:29:07] I can do it, but people can't do stuff like that.

[02:29:09] Okay.

[02:29:10] I understand.

[02:29:11] Okay.

[02:29:12] Yeah, a little bit.

[02:29:14] I'm not really good.

[02:29:17] I think I'm picking up what you're putting down a little bit.

[02:29:19] I know, keep record.

[02:29:20] We can edit it out too.

[02:29:24] This is the first time. I don't want any issues.

[02:29:28] If there's damages, you know, there's a little bit of fear.

[02:29:32] The price is $2.75.

[02:29:36] Alright, cool.

[02:29:40] First people just say yes to anything.

[02:29:44] Talking about you.

[02:29:49] You coming? Yeah, you

[02:29:53] Okay

[02:30:00] Oh, I know it

[02:30:02] I can't record it.

[02:30:04] Okay, try to record it.

[02:30:06] Okay.

[02:30:08] Wow.

[02:30:10] Wow.

[02:30:12] What a damn.

[02:30:14] Just a little FYI, we won't record it.

[02:30:16] But I do have triggers to alarm.

[02:30:18] So is the alarm going to go off? I will start having a panic attack.

[02:30:20] Yeah.

[02:30:22] Oh, okay.

[02:30:24] It's okay. It's okay.

[02:30:26] I'm just very weird with alarms.

[02:30:28] I start freaking out when alarms go off.

[02:30:30] It's okay

[02:30:47] Here it comes

[02:31:00] No boost.

[02:31:27] Little worried though. Just a tad bit.

[02:31:29] You know, you're in there.

[02:31:30] Yeah, yeah, yeah, just, yeah, this is new to me.

[02:31:32] This is my first time as a special car.

[02:31:43] Warms do trigger me, so I'm going to remind you.

[02:31:46] I have panic attacks.

[02:31:47] Let's check out now.

[02:31:54] Okay, let's see the door here.

[02:31:56] I see the jet.

[02:31:59] Wait, does your car even open?

[02:32:04] Yes, yes.

[02:32:05] There's a door handle there.

[02:32:07] Oh, I thought it's like hey, hey, back open.

[02:32:10] Wait, what if he low key just turns on the power in the car?

[02:32:15] They pushed us out and picked it.

[02:32:17] The keys are in there.

[02:32:18] You have to have some space.

[02:32:19] There's no power, bro.

[02:32:20] No, but you could, that's turning the car off.

[02:32:21] Oh.

[02:32:22] Oh, so you can't turn it on.

[02:32:23] No power, no problem.

[02:32:24] Oh, since it came straight out of this.

[02:32:27] We're right now we're now we're on the one okay

[02:32:34] Sir you're a hero you're a hero and no alarm alarm

[02:32:42] We successfully broke it to the neighbors may back chat now we're gonna acquire the keys let's go

[02:32:49] You're back, baby

[02:32:57] If the car turned on, then why did the door handle not work?

[02:33:02] Let's try this again. Shut the car? Put the key inside?

[02:33:19] Hooray!

[02:33:21] Box Smith!

[02:33:22] Thank you sir, thank you so much sir.

[02:33:24] Box Smith, go!

[02:33:27] Uh, shh, you guys out?

[02:33:29] Uh, you guys out?

[02:33:31] I'll let you do that.

[02:33:33] I'll go over here.

[02:33:35] You want me to go over here?

[02:33:37] That's how I'm gonna...

[02:33:39] That's how I'm gonna...

[02:33:41] Me? Yes, you.

[02:33:43] Just wait a second.

[02:33:45] That was the first turn, thank you.

[02:33:47] No fucking locks in the shaft.

[02:33:49] What are you looking for over here?

[02:33:51] Okay, no trolling on me.

[02:33:53] What the fuck?

[02:33:55] Huh?

[02:33:57] We can go to a Tesla charger.

[02:33:59] Hold on.

[02:34:01] I'm going to attach this to someone.

[02:34:07] There you go.

[02:34:09] I don't know if you can even record this.

[02:34:11] He's going to keep it here and he'll see it eventually.

[02:34:13] Wow, Chad. We are back, bro.

[02:34:15] Some would say we're May back.

[02:34:17] May back May.

[02:34:19] Yo, when May happens, you got to drive to May back in May.

[02:34:21] Mayback May. Yo, when May happens you got to drive the Mayback in May and call it Mayback May.

[02:34:26] Oh, that's kind of hard. That's not even a bad one. That's actually pretty good.

[02:34:37] That was like a 30 second.

[02:34:41] Is it because of the car, sir? Be honest.

[02:34:51] So now it's two seconds off.

[02:34:56] So what happened to the total?

[02:34:58] Three hundred and fifty dollars?

[02:35:06] I thought it was like two hundred.

[02:35:08] I don't want to show it to you.

[02:35:12] Let's see.

[02:35:13] Okay, we can show you.

[02:35:14] Right?

[02:35:15] We can show you?

[02:35:16] Yeah.

[02:35:17] Oh, it's me at three hundred?

[02:35:19] Yeah.

[02:35:20] That's $10 a second, that took like 30 seconds.

[02:35:27] Yeah bro, how's your doing business?

[02:35:32] How you doing?

[02:35:34] Because you want the tip, right?

[02:35:38] So, um, the lower set that the background will work,

[02:35:41] I need to go outside to get it back to regular.

[02:35:43] It's fine, it's just happening.

[02:35:46] Alright, bro, we out, bro.

[02:35:48] Do I need a suit or something from like because yeah, go you get suited up, bro

[02:35:56] Well, I just got fucking fined ankle with that was 30 seconds of work

[02:36:02] Negotiated down after two is weird for 300. I'm not even kidding the max. I was the 200 bucks. I have the keys already

[02:36:07] I'm gonna fuck. I don't know like what three hundred dollars 200 bucks is so crazy

[02:36:12] Let's take a hundred for the dollars maybe he said he wouldn't have made me was 10 minutes away

[02:36:15] He said he wanted to make money.

[02:36:17] Did you just tell him directly?

[02:36:18] Uh, and that went to the company.

[02:36:20] Alright, well, maybe.

[02:36:22] Still, 300 dollars.

[02:36:24] That is nuts.

[02:36:25] He was like 10 minutes late.

[02:36:26] Ma, it's one at 180 very quick.

[02:36:28] I didn't make that back.

[02:36:29] Cackle, bro.

[02:36:30] Y'all, it's my chat.

[02:36:31] Give us a thousand-thousand quick.

[02:36:32] Cheers.

[02:36:33] They're saying no.

[02:36:34] You know what I'm saying?

[02:36:35] Well, I think there's one guy.

[02:36:36] What?

[02:36:37] He said why don't you just take the initial off for $2.75.

[02:36:39] But it's because he said there was a $69 service here.

[02:36:41] Yes.

[02:36:42] That's how I was a little...

[02:36:43] Money other other money goes the company. We see hey, I'm not gonna lie though. Oh, I'm not gonna lie

[02:36:48] Dangling me low key. Hey hustles hustle bro for nest for nest became quick. That's probably came quick as far

[02:36:53] And you get it quick as fuck you need a quick fuck and I got a baby back

[02:36:55] So you got a fucking angle that key

[02:36:59] I need to add no, you won't put it back in right now lock it's a little fun. No

[02:37:04] Just for the fun

[02:37:08] We're taking your card on two cars

[02:37:13] Wait, there's someone blocking you.

[02:37:20] What's that kid?

[02:37:21] Oh, it's a thorn-ass tracer.

[02:37:22] Hey, look how clean it is in his biatch!

[02:37:25] It's not bad in here, boys.

[02:37:27] I don't need the box!

[02:37:29] I'm on everything!

[02:37:31] You gotta rock your body!

[02:37:33] Do you know how to get out without hitting my car?

[02:37:36] Do you see my spectacles?

[02:37:38] Do I see you?

[02:37:39] Who you are?

[02:37:40] Oh, you're recording with my glasses?

[02:37:42] It's not about a glasses, so I need wait we're going forward

[02:37:46] Yes, so I could get far is it?

[02:37:49] I have no bit right in here, so I'll bit right Al Hopper is the one from yesterday

[02:37:53] Is the one from yesterday? No, no, no

[02:37:56] Do we wear a seatbelt for our safety or no?

[02:38:01] You're good, you're good, you're good. I'm on my okay. I'm okay

[02:38:05] I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm good. You're good. You're good. You're good. I'm okay

[02:38:10] Yeah, you're good.

[02:38:11] Am I okay?

[02:38:13] You're good.

[02:38:14] I'm good.

[02:38:15] You're good.

[02:38:17] You're good.

[02:38:20] Turn the wheel.

[02:38:21] Turn the wheel.

[02:38:23] You're good.

[02:38:26] I'm a demon at this driving shit.

[02:38:30] I'm a demon at this driving shit.

[02:38:32] We're good, bro.

[02:38:33] We're more than fucking great.

[02:38:35] We're more than fucking good.

[02:38:38] I'm good.

[02:38:39] No, you're good.

[02:38:40] No, you're good.

[02:38:40] Are you sure?

[02:38:41] Are you sure?

[02:38:41] You sure?

[02:38:42] I'm not hitting the window?

[02:38:43] You're good.

[02:38:44] You're good.

[02:38:44] Oh my god.

[02:38:45] I f**ked.

[02:38:45] You're good.

[02:38:46] You're good.

[02:38:46] Turn the wheel.

[02:38:47] I'm turning the wheel.

[02:38:47] You're good.

[02:38:48] Turning the wheel.

[02:38:49] You're good.

[02:38:49] Almost out the driveway.

[02:38:50] Almost out.

[02:38:51] Almost out.

[02:38:51] You're good.

[02:38:52] Leaving the driveway.

[02:38:53] You're good.

[02:38:54] I'm out of there.

[02:38:55] Woo!

[02:38:56] Does anyone hear something on my fork?

[02:38:57] Yo, what the f**k?

[02:39:00] My mom said, stuck in the airport, nothing to do but watch you.

[02:39:04] Can you ask someone to give me a sub?

[02:39:10] Wait, no way we leaked the address of our house.

[02:39:13] No.

[02:39:14] Wait, did your seatbelt come without the fucking bell?

[02:39:17] What do you mean, bro? It's up there.

[02:39:20] Why is it up here?

[02:39:21] I don't know, bro. The detailer just be doing shit.

[02:39:23] Bro, Jason, how does this... I'm gonna unclip it.

[02:39:31] Bro, it's lingering. That fucking scent.

[02:39:35] Do you have to? Do you have to? Do you have to let it...

[02:39:39] someone give MC Ben a sub right fucking now let's get a W let's go chat let's get

[02:39:47] the fuck out of here man I like what the ox man it's too dark in here open

[02:39:53] that Sunwoof

[02:39:58] this is hanging on my dang a lang all right back chat if you don't know we're

[02:40:04] about to go play foot football yeah 50 minutes on the drive chat no we don't

[02:40:08] Let's get a fucking W going y'all

[02:40:11] Bro, if you're excited for the car segment, don't even be afraid to gift one singular song facts

[02:40:16] I promise you Amazon Prime in the chat

[02:40:20] Yo, I'm out of play resident evil tomorrow. You think it's a good game. Um

[02:40:24] Yeah, everybody playing that is it good bad. Are you are you playing it all your entire stream?

[02:40:30] Yeah, I used to do that. I used to play resident evil. You're copying speed. Okay. I'll let me send out

[02:40:38] play soccer wait you better copy speed

[02:40:40] playing soccer l jason the chat

[02:40:43] jagged already on you and she's a road

[02:40:44] to let's go five gifted from your boy

[02:40:48] this biker thing he's gonna he's gonna

[02:40:49] skip all skip all of us bro he hit

[02:40:51] him bro hit him

[02:40:53] should i cut in front of him hit

[02:40:54] maneuver and family of three in front

[02:40:55] of us

[02:40:58] someone yes um fuck you

[02:41:03] who's on ox

[02:41:05] He's non-vicious.

[02:41:06] Non-vicious?

[02:41:07] Yeah.

[02:41:08] How about you play a fuckin'-

[02:41:09] There, it lays on the ox, bro.

[02:41:11] Bro, can you just ariel us there?

[02:41:12] Like, why do we need music?

[02:41:13] Nobody wants to listen-

[02:41:14] Listen.

[02:41:17] I don't know.

[02:41:23] I don't know.

[02:41:26] Gary, now I know I was wrong. I messed up.

[02:41:30] And now you're gone.

[02:41:37] Gary, I'm sorry I neglected you.

[02:41:40] Oh, I never expected you to run away and leave me feeling this empty

[02:41:48] Hold on!

[02:41:49] You're on me all right now, it's sound like music to me

[02:41:55] Please come home cause I'm a sugary

[02:42:01] Hold on, wait for it, wait for it

[02:42:03] Gary, come home

[02:42:06] Gary, come home

[02:42:10] More than I was blind to clue anything to change your mind, wow wow wow, wait put this shit out, there's my bar right here!

[02:42:40] you

[02:43:10] you

[02:43:40] you

[02:44:10] you

[02:44:40] you

[02:45:10] You

[02:46:10] You were caught in a lie, said it with your eyes

[02:46:14] Said all my homies that you weren't even mine

[02:46:16] You didn't think price got a higher price

[02:46:18] In that shit they hit me, I killed me, I killed me

[02:46:24] What the fuck is this verse?

[02:46:28] What the fuck is this?

[02:46:30] Is this not a slice?

[02:47:10] We were a gold kind of dream that cannot be sold

[02:47:16] We were a selling animal

[02:47:20] Ah, you put that shit on

[02:47:22] Ah!

[02:47:24] Lovers said strangers are dead

[02:47:29] But the love was in the end

[02:47:40] I'm not playing that one.

[02:47:44] Whatever bro.

[02:47:45] No more music for the rest of the car, right?

[02:48:10] Thank you for watching!

[02:48:40] you

[02:49:10] you

[02:49:40] you

[02:50:10] you

[02:50:40] you

[02:51:10] Yeah, so we can't lose, we can't lose, bro, we can't lose, man.

[02:51:25] I'm gonna be the best player out there, the coach was.

[02:51:27] Bro, you're gonna leave me on the field alone?

[02:51:29] Bro, first of all, nobody ever says left out without saying you can't, let me teach

[02:51:35] you, spin it out, fuck, man, let me teach you something about life, all right?

[02:51:40] life you can either come in the sink or sink in the cup okay and right now it's

[02:51:46] the time that you decide are you gonna come in the sink or sink in the cup the

[02:51:50] fuck are you talking about it's a double entendre because right now the sink is

[02:51:54] life and you're about to come into real life right now or real life is gonna

[02:51:57] take it back about to play soccer man first of all it's football that's

[02:52:02] number one number two number two life is gonna take you if you don't take

[02:52:06] on life okay so you might have someone in your life who doesn't want to do the same

[02:52:10] things as you and that's okay but that's what makes life so amazing it's because

[02:52:14] you could do whatever haters will be my waiters at the table of success it's a

[02:52:18] good one I also like the one that goes haters will be my master beaters at the

[02:52:21] tables of success I don't have a heart at one that was no that one's like a

[02:52:25] harassment one oh you know it's like a oh yes oh

[02:52:55] What's going on here?

[02:52:56] What do you have?

[02:53:00] What's going on, dude?

[02:53:01] What's going on right now?

[02:53:02] Who's on the ox?

[02:53:03] The song before that was so cute.

[02:53:07] Is it crazy that you just hated that part?

[02:53:08] I did the song before?

[02:53:10] No.

[02:53:12] So you're a part of this case?

[02:53:13] No.

[02:53:14] What the fuck?

[02:53:15] I'm not.

[02:53:16] No the fuck I'm not.

[02:53:17] No.

[02:53:18] Yo.

[02:53:19] Who's on the ox?

[02:53:20] Who's on the ox?

[02:53:21] Who's on the ox?

[02:53:22] Somebody changed the song, bro.

[02:53:23] some real shit. Man, put this up for me for real talk.

[02:53:26] Oh, I just think it's on.

[02:53:34] Put this up for me, will you?

[02:53:47] It's gonna take you not to go.

[02:53:50] Some of the best of this test is known as mine

[02:53:55] It's not a question but a lesson learned in time

[02:53:59] It's something unpredictable

[02:54:02] And the end is void

[02:54:04] And I hope you have the time of your life

[02:54:08] Yes!

[02:54:11] Wow

[02:54:12] So take the photo, got some stuff ready, take your mind

[02:54:22] And get on the shelf and go down that big tunnel

[02:54:27] Make this down, make this down

[02:54:30] This is you

[02:54:31] That's a good song

[02:54:32] Take your mind away

[02:54:35] It's a good song, you can do it

[02:54:37] Nice

[02:55:08] I'm not sure bro

[02:55:09] Let me hear it bro

[02:55:12] Get some of that lucky on you

[02:55:16] Done done done done

[02:55:19] I don't even like you

[02:55:21] I don't even like you

[02:55:22] I cannot bring my pistol

[02:55:24] I cannot put this jeep in track and let you hear the engine

[02:55:28] Hey

[02:55:30] Alright so what's our game plan bro?

[02:55:32] As a coach like where are you positioning me?

[02:55:35] Uh missionary

[02:55:38] I'm gonna make you get freaky on the field, but listen bro, Marlon runs at you, you open your legs

[02:55:43] He's coaching though, oh shit, it's okay, he's chopped bro

[02:55:46] He's chopped

[02:55:48] We fucking mod, Marlon

[02:55:50] You mind if I put some uh...

[02:55:52] One of my favorite Travis Scott songs on?

[02:55:54] Sure man

[02:55:57] Track 3

[02:55:58] Sicko Mode

[02:56:01] Let's hear what this is about

[02:56:03] Interesting

[02:56:04] I've never heard this song

[02:56:06] Track three sick old mold

[02:56:36] It's time to act the bloke

[02:56:37] That shit up bro

[02:56:38] So insa-

[02:56:39] Yo this song got ruined

[02:56:40] It's bloke's fault

[02:56:41] So insa-

[02:56:42] So insa-

[02:56:48] Like, why did this song have to get turned into like a meme, bro?

[02:56:51] It's okay, good

[02:56:57] YAH!

[02:56:58] YAH!

[02:57:00] I told you

[02:57:02] Yep

[02:57:03] Yep

[02:57:03] She's in love with who I am, back in high school I used to buzz it to the dance, now I hit

[02:57:13] that FBO with duffles in my hands, I didn't have a Z, 13 hours till I land, I get out

[02:57:19] like

[02:57:33] you

[02:58:03] you

[02:58:33] you

[02:59:03] you

[02:59:33] you

[03:00:03] you

[03:00:33] you

[03:01:03] you

[03:01:33] you

[03:02:03] you

[03:02:33] you

[03:03:33] Can I get a W with a gifted song?

[03:03:35] W driving saved me in the chat, man. We got 50 more minutes.

[03:03:38] Wait, my question is, why don't you move the fucking soccer field near us so that we can do this?

[03:03:42] We don't have to stream like this.

[03:03:43] I don't know if that's how it works.

[03:03:45] L, J, send me the chat. Get asked.

[03:03:46] I don't know if that's how it works.

[03:03:47] Give him an L and make it quick.

[03:03:51] Jagdory on you.

[03:03:52] Cheezer on you. You're scared to fight Cheezer.

[03:03:54] I

[03:03:56] Was far cheeser smart cheeser see you won't fight him though if you met cheeser real life on the streets

[03:04:02] He would body you

[03:04:06] Let's get a crazy fucking crazy car going

[03:04:10] He versus cheeser Ray versus neon. Yo, you know you should tell me you know you should do

[03:04:15] You should host a boxing match in your may back

[03:04:18] People just fight in the may back. I don't know if there's enough

[03:04:21] That's the point you just fight and the minute wait, what are you gonna do in May? You gotta do something

[03:04:26] What do you mean? It's a May May May back

[03:04:29] May back may yeah, you gotta do you got a basically I think you total the May back insurance fraud and get a better car

[03:04:34] I don't know if I want to do that. I think I'm gonna keep this car forever

[03:04:38] Maybe you should buy the guy who won your giveaway of mr. Bees at Tesla. I didn't win

[03:04:44] Didn't win but I was my fucking cousin who won and you scammed him

[03:04:48] Fuck the deck

[03:04:51] That Tesla has never seen a lot of fucking thing

[03:04:54] It's so cheap to bro. It's like so till I get the 10k that you owe me

[03:04:59] Once you pay out that 10k, I'll pay out the test. I was not 10k anymore. It's 988 dollars

[03:05:04] What my interest rate? I mean that you lost money

[03:05:07] Because I paid it out already. You didn't pay shit. I've been giving you a hundred dollars to your bag

[03:05:12] Since when since the then you haven't checked

[03:05:15] my bank account every single day

[03:05:17] I haven't had a fucking dime from you never I pay for never in a million years

[03:05:23] I pay for your ever give you some of my fucking dimes are you crazy fucking you

[03:05:27] fucking bending back and now really bro you fucking Chinese mother was there

[03:05:36] man was there bros why did you get a sadge in a chat for the driving

[03:05:40] center and man why did you do it Jason do what how did you do that shit 2020

[03:05:46] You know you know what we should do what you saw us all go on the FD

[03:05:51] We should do that for a stream I said that but I think we might get EMP to the murder

[03:05:56] No, they did it for a YouTube video. We can do it for a stream. There's no way we can do it

[03:06:00] I'm down now if they make it put on a list. I'm already on a list

[03:06:03] We could do that live no one's done it live and you know, I don't want to go back to that island again, bro

[03:06:08] I don't it's so fucking lame like what are we gonna do to sit on the top?

[03:06:11] We can't even go in anymore.

[03:06:12] What you mean again?

[03:06:13] I mean, like, I watched the video, sir.

[03:06:17] Oh, god.

[03:06:18] You know there's a ranch in New Mexico?

[03:06:20] Of course I know about that.

[03:06:21] That shit's fucking disgusting, man.

[03:06:23] I know about that.

[03:06:23] We need to do something.

[03:06:25] Well, guess what?

[03:06:25] The government does it on purpose.

[03:06:26] They kill humans, and they kill babies, and they eat them.

[03:06:29] It's fucking disgusting.

[03:06:30] And you know what?

[03:06:32] Humans were not doing anything about it.

[03:06:33] We can't do anything because the government controls all of us.

[03:06:36] It's fucked, man.

[03:06:37] People are so caught up in their own lives.

[03:06:39] Bro, if it was like 100 years ago, there'd be a whole revolution, but now, bro, it's wake up, go to work, wake up, go to work, wake up, go to work, we're trapped in a fucking system, there's no more revolutions, we're fucking trapped in this box, and we can't do it.

[03:06:54] Yeah, that's why you can't care. You've got to live your life, bro, and just try to be happy.

[03:06:57] Ah, bro, we have to care. If you can't stop the government, they'll kill you.

[03:07:01] Guy trying. You know what's crazy? I'm going to stop the government.

[03:07:04] Think about the people above the government.

[03:07:06] Who is that, God?

[03:07:08] Oh no, there's some free mason's, I gotta stop talking black rock, oh, something's going on bro.

[03:07:18] Listen bro, just open your third eye and make sure there's no triangle behind it.

[03:07:23] Oh shit's wide open.

[03:07:27] Did Marlon actually get invited to Michael Rubin party?

[03:07:30] That's Michael Rubin, that's literally, Marlon is his play toy.

[03:07:35] That's why he put on that little dress for Michael.

[03:07:36] Oh, yeah.

[03:07:37] Ha ha ha.

[03:07:39] God, I'm pretty scared.

[03:07:40] Facts or no, chat.

[03:07:42] Oh, fuck.

[03:07:42] It's all adding up, bro.

[03:07:45] It's all adding up.

[03:07:50] Here we are.

[03:07:52] 31 minutes, chat.

[03:07:54] Dude, shut up.

[03:07:56] Are we there yet?

[03:07:58] Oh, fuck, slow down.

[03:08:01] Careful, chat.

[03:08:02] They might come after you guys in the chat.

[03:08:06] Who is the actual spy in the streaming industry?

[03:08:10] I know who it is, Phantom told me. Really?

[03:08:13] I know exactly who it is. You wouldn't be surprised if I told you.

[03:08:19] Wait, say it. I can't say it. It might get me.

[03:08:24] What do you mean, bro? Phantom doesn't want to say it.

[03:08:26] You literally went to the event of...

[03:08:28] Let me stop talking, bro. Let me stop talking before they actually come after me.

[03:08:34] I'm not gonna speak so much.

[03:08:36] Speak your mind.

[03:08:38] That's why I don't go to things, bro.

[03:08:40] So you didn't go because of what?

[03:08:42] Open your third eye, bro.

[03:08:44] Fucking idiot.

[03:08:46] Let's get to the soccer field now.

[03:08:50] You don't fucking know the song?

[03:08:54] This is you?

[03:08:56] Yeah, it's pretty good.

[03:08:58] Wait, they're saying cheezer's the spy, and that's why you're afraid of him.

[03:09:02] I'm afraid of cheezer. I said I saw he was gonna claw my eyes out, bro

[03:09:09] Fucking care

[03:09:13] Yeah, who would win in a fight the cheezer or Jason the weenie. I don't even know to be honest

[03:09:18] You're pretty strong the cheese. That's the big cheese. That's not the big cheese. That's not the little one

[03:09:22] That is the biggest cheese

[03:09:25] my fucking

[03:09:27] fucking yeah but what about you you could be a national fucking hero you know

[03:09:34] don't worry bro i'm gonna get beat up off camera i'm waiting no you have to

[03:09:39] we know that i don't know everyone knows our address so it's like if you want to come off

[03:09:42] camera i mean just come off camera awesome log in brahly martin true but i if you

[03:09:49] want to bring security i have security too it's got a fucking ar-15 and it comes with fmj on it

[03:09:55] Goes through all fucking brick walls like his brain.

[03:09:58] I'm not lying, bro.

[03:09:59] Fuck with me.

[03:10:00] Tampa?

[03:10:03] Am I hearing Nav in my ear right now?

[03:10:05] Nav is the GOAT, bro.

[03:10:07] You're tripping.

[03:10:08] When did I say he was bad?

[03:10:09] I'm not saying that.

[03:10:10] You did a stream with Nav.

[03:10:11] He's just the GOAT.

[03:10:12] Remember when you did a stream with Nav?

[03:10:13] I love Nav.

[03:10:14] Nav's the GOAT.

[03:10:15] What happened to him, bro?

[03:10:16] Nothing happened to him in the first...

[03:10:18] First brown boy to get a poppin.

[03:10:19] I make it feel like easy, but it doesn't want to take

[03:10:22] I

[03:10:40] So yeah, I don't do it made back do a kickflit

[03:10:46] Hey wait!

[03:10:48] Hey!

[03:10:50] Hey!

[03:10:52] He did a flip!

[03:10:54] Did they see that?

[03:11:00] Hi, bro.

[03:11:02] That's actually the life right there, bro.

[03:11:04] No troll, anyone in the chat who skate for us.

[03:11:07] Bro, I just know you love life.

[03:11:09] Skateboarders are actually like the goats.

[03:11:12] I don't know. I always wanted to skateboard.

[03:11:14] Skateboarders are like dope in their swag like they low-key have like swag

[03:11:25] What's the hardest sport in the Olympics

[03:11:38] I think that the the shoveling one on the ice yeah when you shovel the little circle circles

[03:11:53] you know it's fucking crazy bro snowboarders that do like the fucking 1440s and all that

[03:11:59] shit how the fuck that's just scary bro I can't do that shit

[03:12:04] You can take you back home with me if you want to.

[03:12:06] Curling?

[03:12:06] You want some more curling?

[03:12:07] Yep.

[03:12:08] Fire?

[03:12:08] Hm.

[03:12:11] What if we just got T-Bone right now?

[03:12:12] That weapon's flying out of the car.

[03:12:14] He just honked at me?

[03:12:14] That fucking...

[03:12:15] Whoa.

[03:12:17] Stop forgetting when you screamed when we were playing Rock-A-League.

[03:12:21] Ha ha ha.

[03:12:23] That wasn't even bad, bro.

[03:12:24] That one slipped out of you.

[03:12:25] That wasn't even bad.

[03:12:27] Whatever you say, bro.

[03:12:32] Alright, man.

[03:12:33] We fucking made it, bro. What a fucking segment. Let's go man. Is all the guys here? Marlin and Lacey are they here?

[03:12:40] Yeah, they said 45 minutes.

[03:12:43] I'm low key, Hyde, bro.

[03:12:45] I'm fucking ready, bro. I've been needing this training. I got my ankle brace on, I got the cleats.

[03:12:49] You do need to get trained.

[03:12:51] No gay shit.

[03:12:52] Bro, we got a coach. I've been trying to tell my child, yo, we actually got a coach.

[03:12:56] Low key, my ankle's starting to hurt as we're getting closer.

[03:12:59] What are you talking about?

[03:13:00] You didn't even step on the feet.

[03:13:01] On everything, my child.

[03:13:02] You've been in a court for 30 minutes.

[03:13:04] My trauma's coming back.

[03:13:05] What are you talking about?

[03:13:06] Last time I was here, bro, it was bad, bad, bad.

[03:13:08] Yeah, remember.

[03:13:11] Stop with me if you're nervous right now.

[03:13:13] Get ready.

[03:13:13] It's right here, bro.

[03:13:14] Wait, wait.

[03:13:15] The last time you were here was when you fucked your ankle up.

[03:13:17] Yeah, I never came back here.

[03:13:18] Holy shit.

[03:13:19] It's like I got banished.

[03:13:21] I got banned.

[03:13:24] Here we are.

[03:13:26] Oh, my.

[03:13:30] Here we are, bro. You feeling any ankle?

[03:13:35] I'm not. What the fuck? What is this guy doing?

[03:13:38] Yeah, you got five kids about Nathan.

[03:13:40] Fuck your five gifted brothers online. I don't care.

[03:13:42] This guy is like wiggling his fucking tongue around.

[03:13:44] Fucking hate all of the chat.

[03:13:46] Why the fuck are you talking about park?

[03:13:48] Fuck a friend of people. If you know they're- it's our friends.

[03:13:50] It's our friend of woes.

[03:13:52] There's a park right here.

[03:13:54] There's a park in front of woes. Just let me tell them that's our friend.

[03:13:56] Oh, what am I looking at? You're just going to park in front of everybody horizontally?

[03:14:01] I meant like vertically, you fucking moron?

[03:14:04] I'm going to park in a handicapped, is that illegal?

[03:14:06] I hope someone handicapped comes and fucking just gets under the car right here.

[03:14:10] Oh my god.

[03:14:12] Okay bro.

[03:14:14] Just by like, who's this dumbass driver?

[03:14:16] Hold on bro, it's mad Hispanic people, that's how you know it's going to be comfy.

[03:14:20] There you go, turn the train, you got like five get the moron.

[03:14:22] Treasure train!

[03:14:23] Get me out of this car.

[03:14:24] Let's fucking go!

[03:14:26] Let's get the wheel going.

[03:14:27] Let's get the shit out of here.

[03:14:28] There's a spot over there.

[03:14:30] Woo!

[03:14:30] There's a spot over there.

[03:14:32] Ah, it's fine.

[03:14:33] Ah-yah!

[03:14:35] Whoa, G-Doo!

[03:14:36] He doesn't chew the tongue.

[03:14:37] He just ended it and then he broke his head.

[03:14:41] Coach, today, bro.

[03:14:43] I'm not a fast-fax human being here, bro.

[03:14:45] I'm looking to make it to the La Liga.

[03:14:48] Oh, no, no, no.

[03:14:49] I nearly ate all these guys, bro.

[03:14:50] Everybody's lighted up?

[03:14:52] You're good man, you're good?

[03:15:00] Listen no fucking rounds today, I'm a scout, alright?

[03:15:03] Scout for who?

[03:15:04] Watch your mouth bro, wait you're on my team, they're mine.

[03:15:06] Come on man, 32 drive, let's see, let's look at the comp, okay, get your stick, okay?

[03:15:11] Oh you got it on your own camera?

[03:15:12] Nope, I don't know, I was just gonna say to you though, look, least you're a

[03:15:17] referee, oh yeah, two, fuck it.

[03:15:20] Damn, last time i was here I'd have called up at a ball right here.

[03:15:27] I was like this.

[03:15:28] No no no, I think you'd be fine.

[03:15:32] And then you'd be like, Colma, Colma, Colma!

[03:15:36] Yeah, i remember.

[03:15:41] Good morning everybody!

[03:15:45] I got a fucking intro.

[03:15:47] Wait, we got a scout, scout, that's a listen.

[03:15:50] I think he's pretty good.

[03:15:52] He's right here.

[03:15:54] I'll take the fender, bro.

[03:15:56] Give me help.

[03:15:58] You play fuck, fuck, bro.

[03:16:01] First off, guys, send me the safe.

[03:16:03] Anywhere up top, the striker, left wing, right wing,

[03:16:06] or if not, in the 10.

[03:16:08] Are you paying for it?

[03:16:09] Yes.

[03:16:10] I might, it's good.

[03:16:12] First pick, the test room?

[03:16:14] No.

[03:16:15] I

[03:16:20] Know

[03:16:26] Yeah

[03:16:34] None of that shit is going there bro last time

[03:16:36] There's a pole of the net and like horizontal.

[03:16:39] All of the goody got the fucking force out of us.

[03:16:42] Listen, no fuck ups if we choose you.

[03:16:44] Listen, if they try to, if they,

[03:16:45] if Marlon tries to choose you, dead it.

[03:16:48] I got you bro, I'll just deny it right away.

[03:16:49] Dead it.

[03:16:50] All right, let's talk about our refs maybe.

[03:16:52] Oh, holy ref can.

[03:16:55] You know what I'm talking about?

[03:16:56] Pleasure.

[03:16:57] Hey listen, listen, listen, listen,

[03:16:59] when games are looking out of hand brother,

[03:17:00] hey, just, just, you know what I'm saying?

[03:17:02] You'd be confident that we'll take over, okay?

[03:17:04] What kind of people?

[03:17:04] No, no, no, people here who's the best?

[03:17:07] If I'm being honest, the best.

[03:17:08] Obviously Jackson, the one that you just talked to.

[03:17:10] Jackson, the best.

[03:17:11] I'm the one who's the first pick potential.

[03:17:15] First pick potential?

[03:17:15] I got to get Kevin.

[03:17:16] Kevin G's here?

[03:17:17] He's an MLS player.

[03:17:19] I just got that red ultra jacket.

[03:17:20] I didn't even know he made that.

[03:17:21] MLS player?

[03:17:22] MLS.

[03:17:23] Wait, who?

[03:17:23] Who?

[03:17:24] Who?

[03:17:25] The Red.

[03:17:26] The Red.

[03:17:27] The Red.

[03:17:28] The Red.

[03:17:29] The Red.

[03:17:30] The Red.

[03:17:31] The Red.

[03:17:32] The Red.

[03:17:33] The Red.

[03:17:34] was a

[03:17:36] Yes, perfect. Yeah, there's also a good other first pick. I'd like to say that's what I like to come up. Oh

[03:17:42] I'm gonna say is this

[03:17:45] Hey, I do have shoes you get there. I am better than you. Oh

[03:17:50] Yesterday, I had you in the seatbelt

[03:17:57] I got past you

[03:18:04] Oh, you guys are only coaching, give her a break.

[03:18:07] No, I'm playing, bro.

[03:18:08] Oh!

[03:18:09] Oh, I'm coaching.

[03:18:10] You're coaching?

[03:18:11] Yes.

[03:18:12] He's scared, bro.

[03:18:13] Play!

[03:18:14] Okay, I don't even have shoes.

[03:18:15] What size are you?

[03:18:16] What size are you?

[03:18:17] What size are you?

[03:18:18] What size are you?

[03:18:19] I'm going to be coaching.

[03:18:20] I'm going to be doing better than everyone in mental.

[03:18:22] You understand me?

[03:18:23] Marlon's coaching, too.

[03:18:24] He's going to sell himself in.

[03:18:25] Yeah, he's going to sell himself in.

[03:18:26] Yeah, he's going to sell himself in.

[03:18:27] Yeah, I've got an idea.

[03:18:28] Oh, it's not good.

[03:18:29] I'm not worried about that, bro.

[03:18:30] Listen.

[03:18:31] Oh, it's not good.

[03:18:32] I'm aggressive.

[03:18:33] I wish I'm ready. That's all I'm gonna say

[03:19:03] Coach, coach, coach.

[03:19:04] Coach, coach, coach.

[03:19:05] Stretch me out, coach.

[03:19:06] Stretch me out.

[03:19:07] Lay down, lay down.

[03:19:08] One leg, one leg.

[03:19:09] Oh!

[03:19:10] I knew the leech's your fave.

[03:19:12] I knew it.

[03:19:13] I knew the leech's your fave.

[03:19:14] Stretch me out.

[03:19:15] You're going to keep it as straight as possible.

[03:19:17] Tell me what it hurts.

[03:19:19] No, tell me what it hurts.

[03:19:21] I'm talking like what it hurts.

[03:19:23] Okay, okay, okay.

[03:19:24] Make sure the muscle is tight.

[03:19:26] Okay, okay.

[03:19:27] Ah!

[03:19:28] Ah!

[03:19:29] Ah!

[03:19:30] Ah!

[03:19:31] Ow!

[03:19:36] Oh, fuck!

[03:19:37] That was really tight!

[03:19:38] That was really tight!

[03:19:40] Ah!

[03:19:41] Fuck it!

[03:19:42] Ah!

[03:19:43] It's loosey!

[03:19:44] Ah!

[03:19:45] It's good.

[03:19:46] Let's go.

[03:19:47] You look like part of D-Song.

[03:19:49] Or J.S. Park.

[03:19:51] Love that, yo.

[03:19:52] Alright, next one.

[03:19:54] Alright, let's go on that tight ass butt.

[03:19:56] Get in the grab his hands and pull from the back.

[03:19:58] You actually have no ass. No troll.

[03:20:02] Where's your camera, bro?

[03:20:05] What?

[03:20:06] You're a long stretcher.

[03:20:08] Stretcher.

[03:20:10] Hi.

[03:20:12] I'm in a deal, okay?

[03:20:13] You know, I know you don't want to plan stuff, but I'm gonna give you all a penalty.

[03:20:17] I'm so good at getting the penalty.

[03:20:18] I don't need a kick, yes, but I don't need a kick, you give it to me.

[03:20:21] I'm gonna give it to you.

[03:20:22] Let's fucking go, man.

[03:20:24] Let's go, bro. I'm hyped. We're actually ready.

[03:20:26] Well, I don't know when does this start what's hot

[03:20:30] Is that board

[03:20:44] You know, you know, right in I had a great in shorts

[03:20:49] My high school is autistic

[03:20:52] Okay, you get a twin brother

[03:20:54] I'm top 10 defender bro, so you need to get a shot off.

[03:20:58] No, no, no, no.

[03:20:59] Let me see you, uh, Jagoboss.

[03:21:00] Jagoboss?

[03:21:01] Yeah.

[03:21:02] Uh, we're gonna bump.

[03:21:03] All right, yeah, you are not getting that.

[03:21:05] You guys know Chicharito?

[03:21:07] Chicharito?

[03:21:08] What now?

[03:21:09] Chicharito, don't you think?

[03:21:10] Oh, yeah.

[03:21:11] They call me Chicharón.

[03:21:12] Chicharón.

[03:21:13] You went abroad.

[03:21:14] We went abroad, yeah.

[03:21:15] That's my number.

[03:21:16] What is this for?

[03:21:17] My mic.

[03:21:18] What is this for?

[03:21:19] For the stream.

[03:21:20] Yo, buddy.

[03:21:21] You know, buddy, you're in a men's league no longer a child league.

[03:21:24] Wait, what was this? I'm gonna be on here?

[03:21:26] Huh?

[03:21:26] I'm gonna be on this.

[03:21:27] Whatever you want to be on it.

[03:21:29] It's just in case Jason Stryb can hear you, too.

[03:21:32] I bet.

[03:21:33] Where's your cameraman, bro?

[03:21:35] I don't fucking know. It's my cameraman.

[03:21:36] I mean, he's ready to go when I'm here.

[03:21:38] I was just hop on that.

[03:21:39] I'm just getting everything done first.

[03:21:39] Will you?

[03:21:40] Fucking dick rider?

[03:21:42] You're just an In-Jest hopper now.

[03:21:43] Well, all the times you hop on my seat,

[03:21:45] I can't hop on your shit for 20 minutes.

[03:21:46] No, I'm just fucking piece of fat fucking slob.

[03:21:48] I want pieces of that.

[03:21:49] I knew the leagues were fake.

[03:21:50] You put something in your pants for that club.

[03:21:52] I knew it, look at it.

[03:21:53] Look how tight this pants are.

[03:21:54] Look, look, look, no type of balls in here.

[03:21:56] There's nothing in here.

[03:21:57] I never claim to have a big dick, bro.

[03:21:59] Never claim to have a big dick.

[03:22:01] I'm baby carrying a big baby carrying a.

[03:22:03] That's fine.

[03:22:04] What's in here?

[03:22:04] No job, bro.

[03:22:06] Let's go.

[03:22:07] Pete?

[03:22:07] Jeff, Pete?

[03:22:08] Huh?

[03:22:08] Pork?

[03:22:09] That's Jeff.

[03:22:10] Yeah.

[03:22:12] Oh, some notices on me.

[03:22:13] It's national women's month and you didn't invite

[03:22:16] any women?

[03:22:18] is uh...

[03:22:19] L.J. Stunner the chat right now.

[03:22:20] I thought that was a dick.

[03:22:21] Every day is national day, it's a thing.

[03:22:23] I mean, no, you're a woman, come on.

[03:22:28] How far is Marlon and Lacey Chat?

[03:22:30] I don't know.

[03:22:31] Yeah, that might be the first pick.

[03:22:33] No, I'm, bro, listen.

[03:22:34] You let me do it.

[03:22:35] Fuck no.

[03:22:36] First pick? I don't even know.

[03:22:37] First pick might be the goalie, bro.

[03:22:39] First pick's goalie.

[03:22:40] He's gonna be the best.

[03:22:41] That might be a bad plan though.

[03:22:43] No, no, Lacey's saying,

[03:22:44] if you have the best goalie,

[03:22:45] they won't score regardless.

[03:22:46] Okay.

[03:22:47] simple as that and then green okay okay okay we gotta get his duo bro which is

[03:22:57] Jose Jose no way Jose all right you play for the MLS yeah okay messy yeah

[03:23:05] really what the fuck wait is this already connected to that should I take

[03:23:13] is off right now

[03:23:16] when should I how do I ask you to turn off

[03:23:20] oh okay don't yell at me bro I'm the fucking king

[03:23:24] I'm fucking damn

[03:23:28] let's see something boys

[03:23:31] good

[03:23:35] I like it

[03:23:38] Goal is to do it all.

[03:23:39] This is good.

[03:23:41] Nice.

[03:23:42] OK?

[03:23:42] This is really nice.

[03:23:44] Ready?

[03:23:45] Start.

[03:23:45] OK.

[03:23:46] Go ahead.

[03:23:47] Oh.

[03:23:47] You coming to hide?

[03:23:48] You know what?

[03:23:49] How can I actually?

[03:23:50] I'll do the next one.

[03:23:51] OK.

[03:23:52] I'll do the next one.

[03:23:53] OK.

[03:23:53] I'll do the next one.

[03:23:54] OK.

[03:23:55] I'll do the next one.

[03:23:56] OK.

[03:23:56] This one's good.

[03:23:57] Not bad.

[03:23:58] Next.

[03:23:59] This is out.

[03:24:00] OK.

[03:24:01] OK.

[03:24:02] One, two.

[03:24:04] Oh, wow, wow, wow.

[03:24:06] No, I'm discounting right now for my team.

[03:24:07] I just get into it.

[03:24:10] What the fuck is this?

[03:24:14] That's us?

[03:24:15] I've been here before.

[03:24:47] I'm a big body, sorry for that.

[03:24:49] Hey, no, I'm not playing.

[03:24:51] That's me, that's me.

[03:24:53] But you want me to sell myself, I'll sell myself.

[03:24:55] There's nothing getting behind us.

[03:24:57] How good are you?

[03:24:59] I'm like a Varsity soccer level.

[03:25:01] Not college, not D1, but I have the heart.

[03:25:03] Thank you.

[03:25:05] Okay? Yeah.

[03:25:07] So, I'm going to play.

[03:25:09] I'm going to play.

[03:25:11] I'm going to play.

[03:25:13] Okay.

[03:25:15] I'm just looking around, checking the players, that's all, checking your stats, that's all

[03:25:26] that's all that's going to happen, I like that, I like that, I like that, I like that,

[03:25:36] I like these bricks so far, great, I'm a defender, last time I saw you had height

[03:25:43] I was gonna wear them, but I don't want them

[03:26:00] You know full body it is see you do it. You're not playing

[03:26:05] You know plan. He's not playing. He's not playing. He's not playing. He's not playing. He's full body. Who body it is

[03:26:13] I'm scouting fast, I got this.

[03:26:15] Oh shit! Oh shit!

[03:26:17] Fuck!

[03:26:19] Yeah, yeah, yeah! Fuck, what's that one song?

[03:26:21] Costa Rica song.

[03:26:23] Yeah, yeah, wait, wait, wait.

[03:26:25] Costa Rica song.

[03:26:27] Oh, I do that too.

[03:26:29] Yeah, that's that shit, man!

[03:26:31] You playin'?

[03:26:33] Nah, I stuck it.

[03:26:35] Wait, who's your 10?

[03:26:37] Who's the wrong?

[03:26:39] I choose you.

[03:26:41] I actually, they used to call me Mena Ronaldo.

[03:26:43] Today?

[03:26:44] Yeah, back in the day.

[03:26:45] You played football in college?

[03:26:46] Football.

[03:26:47] Not old football.

[03:26:48] Yo, Twin.

[03:26:49] What's up, man?

[03:26:50] What's going on?

[03:26:51] How's it going?

[03:26:52] How's the draft going?

[03:26:53] Let's keep moving now.

[03:26:54] Did we do the draft?

[03:26:55] Me and Ron, we gonna be drafted to you?

[03:26:57] Me and Ron.

[03:26:58] You and Ron, we gonna be drafted to you?

[03:26:59] Wait, I heard that.

[03:27:00] I heard it.

[03:27:01] Me and Ron.

[03:27:02] Yes, bro.

[03:27:03] You're below me today.

[03:27:04] You're playing.

[03:27:05] You're the player.

[03:27:06] I'm gonna send you in when I need you in.

[03:27:07] I'm gonna take you out when I need you out.

[03:27:09] That works, man.

[03:27:10] It's all gonna work. You think when when Barcelona

[03:27:13] I'm gonna know what this cop up when people think of Barcelona do they think of the fucking co-ser to play yours

[03:27:17] I'm a little I'm your little minion mall tonight. I I'm your little minion mall. You're my zen child today

[03:27:27] I'm a little nervous for today

[03:27:31] It's a nice pitch

[03:27:40] I'm gonna be honest with you, do I pick?

[03:27:44] Who do I pick?

[03:27:46] That first picker, that kid, I do know who he is.

[03:27:52] Really?

[03:27:53] Is he that good, Chad?

[03:27:54] I mean, he's got a goalie.

[03:27:55] But I don't know, you want someone who's like a striker, who's like going to put the pressure.

[03:27:59] That's what I'm saying, like...

[03:28:06] Where's Marleon?

[03:28:08] You got things here?

[03:28:10] Yeah.

[03:28:12] Oh, you're coaching?

[03:28:14] Hey, I'm going to be honest.

[03:28:16] I'm pretty good. I play for like four years.

[03:28:18] Is that four years?

[03:28:20] Okay, I'm going to be honest with you.

[03:28:22] I'll be completely honest with you.

[03:28:24] I've never played soccer in my life,

[03:28:26] but I'm an athlete.

[03:28:28] Ron, I'm an athlete, please.

[03:28:30] I'm an athlete. I can pick things up quick.

[03:28:32] Put that set out.

[03:28:34] Put that set out.

[03:28:36] I think we have to get that set up.

[03:28:38] These guys are cool here.

[03:28:40] Right here.

[03:28:41] Get that.

[03:29:06] Right.

[03:29:08] Take him.

[03:29:10] Come here.

[03:29:12] Come on.

[03:29:14] Look at these things.

[03:29:16] You're going to be so...

[03:29:18] ...it's not gonna be easy.

[03:29:20] Hey, Jackson.

[03:29:22] Get out of here.

[03:29:24] Oh, hell no!

[03:29:26] That's the side.

[03:29:28] That's my alien.

[03:29:30] Get out of here.

[03:29:32] Smells like pitch made.

[03:29:47] Good luck, buddy. You're gonna need it.

[03:29:57] Can we fucking start this shit or what?

[03:29:59] You think you just come in here and talk like that?

[03:30:02] Yeah.

[03:30:03] Just bust an ass card?

[03:30:04] Oh, we know all your time now, bro.

[03:30:06] We know all your time.

[03:30:08] Also, good job, bro.

[03:30:11] My god.

[03:30:12] I'm right nose.

[03:30:12] Oh, yeah?

[03:30:13] There's some fives.

[03:30:14] Oh, really?

[03:30:15] I'm going to score 10 goals.

[03:30:17] MTN.

[03:30:18] I'm going to score 10 fucking goals.

[03:30:19] Yeah.

[03:30:20] I'm going to score 10 fucking goals tonight.

[03:30:22] Good luck today, buddy.

[03:30:24] You don't even know how to open a fucking door.

[03:30:27] Got a mask.

[03:30:29] Thanks, bro.

[03:30:31] Hold...

[03:30:36] It's a good parking spot, Marlin.

[03:30:41] Don't worry, bro.

[03:30:42] I'm actually not worried.

[03:30:46] Not worried at all, bro.

[03:30:51] 50 people in this small-ass field.

[03:30:54] Yeah, I'm letting you know right now, if Marlin's team starts winning,

[03:30:56] I'm calling a tow truck on his car.

[03:30:58] You don't fucking care

[03:31:11] Play soccer chill. Yeah, stay tuned. I'll just don't listen. I'll play soccer that's a little

[03:31:24] All right, I've been looking out I'm scouting tonight

[03:31:28] What the fuck are you doing today I'm not liking what I'm seeing right now I'm not

[03:31:51] lying like I just feel like I'm the best player here this player

[03:31:58] I want to see what I'm working with here.

[03:32:05] I'm going to put it up right.

[03:32:08] I'm on my phone.

[03:32:11] We're ready!

[03:32:14] Oh shit.

[03:32:16] I'm on my phone.

[03:32:18] All right.

[03:32:19] Let's go, bro.

[03:32:21] OK.

[03:32:22] OK.

[03:32:23] I got to make some picks here.

[03:32:24] Make some calls.

[03:32:25] I'm a coach today.

[03:32:26] Put it in the title, outlaw, everyone at outlaw

[03:32:28] to do his job, we're gonna have multiple angles outlaw.

[03:32:30] I need you full time here, full time here, okay?

[03:32:33] Every type of angle, every type of everything, okay?

[03:32:39] All right, you ready?

[03:32:40] Yes, you ready?

[03:32:43] Hey, the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, bro?

[03:32:45] Oh, I told him about it.

[03:32:46] What the fuck?

[03:32:47] What happened?

[03:32:48] I told him about it.

[03:32:50] I see a lot of things that I've had done

[03:32:51] that I've paid before, a lot, a lot, a lot.

[03:33:24] cameras everywhere. Look at this.

[03:33:26] Holy fucking camera man.

[03:33:28] Table.

[03:33:30] Brother, I'm gonna remember you after today.

[03:33:32] Uh, I need you to lock it in.

[03:33:34] I do remember it.

[03:33:36] I was gonna call it y'all.

[03:33:38] No, no, no, I'm not.

[03:33:40] I just wanna say whatever I said back there.

[03:33:42] I never meant to.

[03:33:44] I called you short.

[03:33:46] I called you.

[03:33:48] I called you short.

[03:33:50] I said some bullshit.

[03:33:52] I said some bullshit.

[03:33:53] I just want to say today whatever happens in the film,

[03:33:55] it's gonna stay in the film.

[03:33:56] We're gonna see if I pick you now.

[03:33:57] I'm a little pissed.

[03:33:58] Well, who's the team?

[03:33:59] It's me and, me and Robert.

[03:34:00] Yeah, we don't need this oval of cameraman.

[03:34:03] We need a line, all right?

[03:34:04] So everyone can fucking face this.

[03:34:06] Hey, if you're playing, if you're playing on a white line,

[03:34:08] if you're playing on a white line,

[03:34:09] cameraman, over here.

[03:34:12] I want you to lie, please.

[03:34:13] Right here, right here, pull up.

[03:34:15] Wait, you look here, please pull up.

[03:34:17] I don't care.

[03:34:18] Watch your brother.

[03:34:19] We're above authority over here.

[03:34:20] We're really getting in the boat, you know?

[03:34:23] You guys, you guys playing?

[03:34:31] Alright boys.

[03:34:35] Alright, alright, alright.

[03:34:38] It's a good lineup. It's a great lineup.

[03:34:40] Okay, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.

[03:34:44] Yo, shut up, yo.

[03:34:46] Hey, stop hitting him.

[03:34:48] You're fucking side, man. We're getting first.

[03:34:50] Hey, hey, you play it.

[03:34:53] Yo, you.

[03:34:54] You fucking white speed, bro.

[03:34:56] Come here.

[03:34:57] Come here.

[03:34:58] Come here.

[03:34:59] All of a sudden, they're talking about each other.

[03:35:00] First week out of nowhere.

[03:35:01] Don't worry.

[03:35:02] They can say anything they want.

[03:35:03] They can say anything they want.

[03:35:04] They can do whatever they want.

[03:35:05] Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[03:35:06] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[03:35:07] Hey.

[03:35:08] See?

[03:35:09] Don't touch it.

[03:35:10] He's got a gun.

[03:35:12] We're going to do the center right.

[03:35:13] All right.

[03:35:14] You got a quick fit.

[03:35:15] All right.

[03:35:16] We'll give y'all your choice.

[03:35:18] Wait, don't do it yet.

[03:35:19] No, no, I know.

[03:35:20] Y'all have to pressure us.

[03:35:21] Today, 2v2 football draft, me and Ron versus Lacey in top Marley.

[03:35:29] All right!

[03:35:30] Come on, y'all.

[03:35:31] Coming up, coming up, y'all.

[03:35:32] Coming up, coming up, coming up.

[03:35:34] There we go, there we go.

[03:35:36] We got mad players on the field.

[03:35:38] We're doing 6v6.

[03:35:40] Five players on the pitch.

[03:35:42] One goalie.

[03:35:43] That's our sixth total.

[03:35:45] Let's get this shit going.

[03:35:47] Wait, there's no actual coins?

[03:35:49] There's no actual coins.

[03:35:50] Wow!

[03:35:51] Do we have coins here?

[03:35:53] Do we have coins?

[03:35:54] Do we have coins? Anybody has a coin?

[03:35:55] Man, no one will have a fucking...

[03:35:58] Listen! Hey!

[03:36:02] Hey! Hey!

[03:36:04] Go ahead, pick.

[03:36:08] I want heads.

[03:36:10] 3, 2, 1...

[03:36:11] It's for first pick.

[03:36:13] First pick.

[03:36:13] BANG!

[03:36:14] You already know who our first pick is!

[03:36:18] Hell no, that's not how it works.

[03:36:19] Everyone move out the way, we gotta look.

[03:36:21] Clear, clear, clear, clear!

[03:36:28] What are you talking about?

[03:36:29] Fuck no!

[03:36:34] Hold up!

[03:36:36] I like this.

[03:36:39] Yo, it's good, bro.

[03:36:40] What up, gay?

[03:36:41] Fucking white speed, man.

[03:36:42] Man Tiki brother nice to see you

[03:36:48] We don't even need to think more you don't even know who

[03:36:53] And a mess and stable

[03:36:56] We got a first pick. We got a first pit. What's your name tell everybody bro Jackson?

[03:37:01] It's our goalie right here all Tom goalie not a single goal today. Go ahead

[03:37:08] Because

[03:37:10] You said that right before we even came in you didn't give me the milly

[03:37:23] Get one of these on

[03:37:30] Yeah, who you gonna choose bro

[03:37:40] Max, I made this joke 40 seconds ago.

[03:37:44] I heard they find you on lunch.

[03:37:46] I got a question.

[03:37:47] I said no, simple question.

[03:37:48] Are you a goalkeeper, yes or no?

[03:37:49] Yes or no.

[03:37:50] Oh God, we're not getting him out of here.

[03:37:53] I don't move for anybody.

[03:37:54] You don't move for somebody.

[03:37:55] Everybody shirts versus skins.

[03:37:59] That's too many, too many cameras.

[03:38:01] I'm trying to, yo, Jason, come here.

[03:38:03] I'm trying to think of second pick.

[03:38:04] Come on.

[03:38:10] Oh my god, okay, that's a good that's a good first pick. I'll give it to you

[03:38:25] Stay calm everybody

[03:38:33] Oh really

[03:38:40] Yo, come on. Yo, get your second. Hey, fat ass. Why do you look at me? Get your second pick. Come on

[03:38:47] We're good, yeah, we're good

[03:38:50] They're stressing they're stressing have no idea who to pick bro. It's actually hilarious. This is a cacopharm

[03:39:04] I'm so fucking excited

[03:39:36] That's a bad pick!

[03:39:38] Should I get the door out?

[03:39:43] Are you sure?

[03:39:44] Don't fuck us over.

[03:39:54] Who did you?

[03:39:56] I don't know where to find him.

[03:40:06] Hey, we got our third come on

[03:40:10] Mr. Chop Chop

[03:40:17] I don't get it

[03:40:21] Why do you call you chopped who?

[03:40:26] So as a coach

[03:40:36] We need someone tall though.

[03:40:46] Bad picks!

[03:40:48] Bad picks, bad picks.

[03:40:50] I just get it every time, I'm mic'd up, bro.

[03:40:54] Very good, very good.

[03:40:56] That's the rest.

[03:40:58] Alejandro!

[03:41:00] That's the rest of it.

[03:41:05] Alejandro!

[03:41:07] He's both in red man, yes sir, yes sir, yes sir.

[03:41:13] He smells great.

[03:41:15] Right now bro, it's like the goats where she's fucking...

[03:41:18] I'm not in a hurry bro.

[03:41:20] I got a trolla, which I was pissed.

[03:41:22] Is that a trolla?

[03:41:24] Oh, oh, that's cool.

[03:41:26] We gotta get lacto-lacto, that's nice.

[03:41:30] Marlon's scared to pick Brayden, bro.

[03:41:32] Marlon's scared because he'll get mugged.

[03:41:34] He'll get mugged!

[03:41:36] He'll get mugged!

[03:41:40] Should we get Brayden just to mug him?

[03:41:42] We could, we could, bro.

[03:41:44] He's not bad, he's not bad.

[03:41:52] There's no way we...

[03:41:56] They're saying get chalala, chalala.

[03:41:58] Oh, that's bad pictures. That's really bad pictures.

[03:42:52] We don't need to pick him now.

[03:42:53] They're all spamming against Zavala.

[03:42:57] Is he there?

[03:42:58] Is he there?

[03:42:59] Is he there?

[03:43:00] Zavala?

[03:43:01] Zavala?

[03:43:02] Zavala.

[03:43:03] Nice hit, Zavala.

[03:43:04] Zavala!

[03:43:05] Zavala!

[03:43:06] Come on, man.

[03:43:07] Let's get this shit right there.

[03:43:08] Let's get this shit right there.

[03:43:09] Nice.

[03:43:10] Oh.

[03:43:11] Welcome to the fucking team.

[03:43:12] Right there.

[03:43:13] Right there.

[03:43:14] Right there.

[03:43:15] Drop blood, man.

[03:43:16] What about the position?

[03:43:17] Uh...

[03:43:18] Don't worry about it.

[03:43:19] I'll send you in.

[03:43:20] I'm just going to take that bro.

[03:43:22] Come on, let's go.

[03:43:24] Yo, this is bad pecs.

[03:43:26] I ain't going to lie, but they trolled me.

[03:43:28] I'm going to hit you.

[03:43:30] I'm going to hit you.

[03:43:32] K-Deb's dead.

[03:43:34] I'm dead, I'm dead ass boy.

[03:43:36] I'm not a troll.

[03:43:38] Marlin's scared, bro.

[03:43:40] Look where he's headed.

[03:43:42] Oh, Mogi.

[03:43:44] Martin's mocking you.

[03:43:46] Careful, moving too much to the right.

[03:44:18] That's the other version of Lacy.

[03:44:27] Any day now!

[03:44:32] Oh, hell no.

[03:44:36] They're trying to pick him, it's over.

[03:44:42] Yo, quiet down. Ten years.

[03:44:44] Ten years. I'm working the whole building.

[03:44:46] Hey, Marlin, make sure you ask how many likes for a fucking collab.

[03:44:51] I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.

[03:44:53] See, he's gonna be too worried about recording.

[03:44:55] Hey man, I want him, I'll take him off.

[03:44:57] Oh, shit, nice.

[03:44:58] I'll lock in, man.

[03:44:59] You got him, I'll lock in.

[03:45:00] Yeah, you make the choice.

[03:45:02] He's locked in.

[03:45:04] I can tell by the way he's through.

[03:45:06] Let me see it, let me see it.

[03:45:07] Let's stretch out, bro.

[03:45:08] Ah, fuck, I already pulled it.

[03:45:11] Best of all, back to me.

[03:45:13] Oh my God look who they picked oh yeah did you see it?

[03:45:22] oh yeah no that's the probably bad picks that's really that's a terrible

[03:45:26] go do that man

[03:45:27] come on

[03:45:28] he's got hard he's got hard he's got build he's got build

[03:45:39] I can't be asked to possess her.

[03:45:45] Holy mog off!

[03:45:46] Holy fucking mog off!

[03:45:51] I'm a dog.

[03:45:53] Like, they're just chirping in the air.

[03:45:55] I know, I know, I know.

[03:45:56] They're gonna win.

[03:45:57] You're thinking they're gonna win.

[03:45:59] Where's the ball at?

[03:46:00] I need a ball.

[03:46:03] I'm not even giving you a chance, Brayden!

[03:46:05] Welcome to the fucking team.

[03:46:07] I

[03:46:15] Appreciate all I appreciate it now. We're good. We're good. No, he's not bad. Not bad. What is he dad? No, no, he's not bad

[03:46:32] You have a backling on no, no, I got this in my shoes then

[03:46:37] I tell you.

[03:46:42] I'll tell you.

[03:46:47] Right now.

[03:46:48] I'm telling you, bro.

[03:46:49] He's a stealer.

[03:46:50] You gotta just send him in.

[03:46:51] He's like a mini-peck.

[03:46:52] Just send him in.

[03:46:53] Feel that isn't a mini-peck.

[03:46:55] That isn't the thing growing.

[03:47:00] Come on.

[03:47:02] We can get asked to explain to the police, bro.

[03:47:04] We should have explained to them.

[03:47:05] Hey bro, stop acting the way you're doing, they're calling.

[03:47:36] basketball man yeah my you're not getting past my players

[03:47:43] welcome to the team appreciate it but what's your name? Alberto. Alberto. Go crazy.

[03:47:53] You got 12 years of experience right? Of course I got more. I got 16. 16 huh?

[03:47:57] I'll make team. That's how you know he's good. What the fuck?

[03:48:02] That's impossible. I didn't even walk till I was at four. He's kicking balls at two years old.

[03:48:06] I was kicking balls at one year. I'm one year birthday bro. I kicked my truth off.

[03:48:15] Yo, pick! Come on!

[03:48:20] Oh, they're already picking. What the fuck?

[03:48:23] Right here, right here, right here, right here.

[03:48:25] Welcome.

[03:48:26] I've been here guys.

[03:48:28] Welcome.

[03:48:29] Welcome.

[03:48:30] Come on, pick.

[03:48:31] Come on, bro.

[03:48:32] Yo, yo, yo, what are you doing?

[03:48:33] What are you doing?

[03:48:34] He's coming to us.

[03:48:35] What are you doing?

[03:48:36] I want to do trade.

[03:48:37] I want to trade.

[03:48:38] What's up?

[03:48:39] Why are you shaking his hand?

[03:48:40] I want to do trade.

[03:48:41] Why are you shaking his hand?

[03:48:42] Are you on our team or his team?

[03:48:43] I'm never met him.

[03:48:44] That's all right.

[03:48:45] Get him out.

[03:48:46] I don't like that.

[03:48:47] I don't like that.

[03:48:48] I don't like that.

[03:48:49] You're allowed to make a trade.

[03:48:50] We met a target.

[03:48:51] Let's trade.

[03:48:52] Let's trade.

[03:48:53] Dude, table.

[03:48:54] No! No!

[03:48:56] We met at Target remember? I was with the team.

[03:48:58] I was with Wendy. Wendy made Twitch. She made Twitch mainstream.

[03:49:02] Sorry. Wendy made Twitch mainstream.

[03:49:04] I was with you. I know.

[03:49:06] Bro, don't do it.

[03:49:08] Wait, it's R-Picked. I'm gonna ask.

[03:49:09] No it's not, you already picked. You're going to the spot.

[03:49:11] Wait, is it going to be the devil mob down there? I met him before.

[03:49:14] BigPick up.

[03:49:15] BigPick up.

[03:49:16] Put the jersey on, bro.

[03:49:18] Here's a tank. Listen, when I need you two, I want you to run at tires.

[03:49:20] Hey listen, listen, all I need is stark money in it.

[03:49:22] Money

[03:49:46] I don't even one Jay dad about like not even a little bit

[03:49:52] You get a picture of playing for one minute one minute

[03:50:04] You got back to Leon

[03:50:22] Yeah, that's how many likes were in the first game below.

[03:50:25] Pretty good though, I'm just saying, y'all in the rating.

[03:50:36] Why do you have an ego-considerated?

[03:50:38] We're waiting for Marlon to pick.

[03:50:41] You okay?

[03:50:42] Yeah, we got a few more, you got two more drinks.

[03:50:44] Don't worry, hey, we don't got a-

[03:50:46] I'll send him in for 30 seconds.

[03:50:49] Jada, come here.

[03:50:50] Yes, sir.

[03:50:51] Get up. Come on.

[03:50:53] Oh!

[03:50:55] No.

[03:50:57] All right, man. Here. Come on.

[03:50:59] Let's go.

[03:51:01] You guys ready?

[03:51:03] No.

[03:51:05] I'm gonna send you in.

[03:51:07] I'm gonna send you in.

[03:51:09] Uh...

[03:51:11] I'm not in. I'm not in.

[03:51:13] I'm gonna send you in when I need you.

[03:51:15] Hey, I'm not telling you.

[03:51:17] I'm ready.

[03:51:19] All right, I'm gonna talk to my team.

[03:51:26] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[03:51:27] What's going on?

[03:51:28] You wanna start?

[03:51:29] Yeah.

[03:51:30] Listen, I'm not...

[03:51:31] Greatest decision you ever had.

[03:51:32] Yes!

[03:51:33] You got one jersey!

[03:51:34] I got one jersey!

[03:51:35] I will never do that again.

[03:51:36] We have a secret player joining your team.

[03:51:38] Okay, Matt.

[03:51:39] Listen, Marlin goes in.

[03:51:41] I know he's gonna go in.

[03:51:42] I'm gonna set you there.

[03:51:43] I need you to, like, just do what you got.

[03:51:45] Come on.

[03:51:46] I'm gonna restart him, bro.

[03:51:48] we started to go you go be starting to I bet they're gonna be starting to you're

[03:51:54] gonna be starting to I'm gonna be starting I bet I'm gonna be starting yes

[03:51:57] come on everyone's starting everyone started let's say wrong come on

[03:52:04] you're not starting alive why did you chose here to y'all are you out of

[03:52:09] breath we haven't started those time when I say you it I want you to run it

[03:52:15] I'm serious.

[03:52:17] I got you.

[03:52:18] I can push them.

[03:52:19] Can I try on you?

[03:52:20] Yeah, go ahead.

[03:52:21] Hey, team Red, pull in!

[03:52:23] Team Red, come on, pull up, pull up, pull up.

[03:52:25] Everybody, everybody, come here, come here, come here.

[03:52:27] Hey, listen, y'all, hey, we drafted a better team.

[03:52:31] We are 100% better than that little fucking trash ass team,

[03:52:35] all right?

[03:52:35] The only way they win is if we give up.

[03:52:39] And if they score more goals is how we lose.

[03:52:42] That's how the game works.

[03:52:43] All right?

[03:52:44] Listen fully not a single goal today. Come on fucking goals. All right

[03:52:49] Listen listen boys listen as the coach for today

[03:52:53] Every single time there's a goal at the end of this

[03:52:57] 40 burpees each 40 40 burpees 40 burpees each you understand me so

[03:53:08] I'm talking like 40 burpees each okay

[03:53:10] All right, let's fucking let's break it. Hey fuck that

[03:53:40] I

[03:53:56] Need every angle

[03:54:40] Maybe.

[03:54:41] Can we get the next one happy?

[03:54:42] We need it to be in the middle.

[03:54:43] Line up, line up.

[03:54:44] Come on.

[03:54:45] Drew, you're in the middle.

[03:54:46] Reach hard facing.

[03:54:47] Face in the middle.

[03:54:48] Piss me off, pal.

[03:54:50] Make space.

[03:54:51] Make space.

[03:54:52] Make space.

[03:54:53] Make space.

[03:54:54] Come on.

[03:54:55] Make space.

[03:54:56] I'll get that number here, Lace.

[03:54:57] I'll get it.

[03:54:58] I'll get it.

[03:54:59] I'll get it.

[03:55:00] I'll get it.

[03:55:01] I'll get it.

[03:55:02] That's all right.

[03:55:03] You're never playing.

[03:55:04] Come here.

[03:55:05] All right.

[03:56:06] Yeah, I love you.

[03:56:08] And the plane.

[03:56:10] I love you.

[03:56:11] I love you.

[03:56:12] I love you.

[03:56:15] Oh, you're a good girl.

[03:56:17] Check this out.

[03:56:18] Here you go.

[03:56:19] You're a good girl.

[03:56:20] Go, go, go.

[03:56:21] Go, go, go.

[03:56:22] Go, go, go.

[03:56:23] Go, go, go.

[03:56:24] What are we doing?

[03:56:27] Hey, cameraman.

[03:56:29] How are we doing this?

[03:56:30] Yo.

[03:56:31] Too many.

[03:56:33] Yo, whoa.

[03:56:34] I probably have to sit outside.

[03:56:36] Oh yeah, for sure.

[03:56:36] Hey!

[03:56:39] Hey, cameraman, y'all know the field.

[03:56:41] Too many cameraman.

[03:56:44] I'll be by the door.

[03:56:45] Outlaw, listen, you're just gonna record my face,

[03:56:48] and then we're gonna have Jason sit on it.

[03:56:50] Hey, I'm starting.

[03:56:51] I'm gonna make the decision besides starting.

[03:56:53] How many people are on at once?

[03:56:55] I'm starting.

[03:56:55] Six or five?

[03:56:56] It's six, including the goalie.

[03:56:58] Including the goalie for five.

[03:56:59] All right, let me pick my size.

[03:57:00] Hey, I need everyone to line up.

[03:57:02] I need to pick my starting five.

[03:57:03] I'm starting, bro.

[03:57:04] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, besides the goalie.

[03:57:08] I need my starting five here.

[03:57:09] All right, starting five, you know, Jason's van, Jason.

[03:57:15] There you go.

[03:57:15] So that's part number one, number one.

[03:57:18] Number two, come in.

[03:57:19] Oh, yeah?

[03:57:20] No, what do we?

[03:57:20] Come on, come in.

[03:57:21] What do we want?

[03:57:21] No?

[03:57:22] No?

[03:57:22] All right, all right, all right, all right, all right.

[03:57:24] Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.

[03:57:26] That's three, and then the minimum.

[03:57:29] The minimum.

[03:57:31] He didn't tell us I went the wrong way.

[03:57:33] Yeah.

[03:57:34] Oh, no.

[03:57:35] That was a good one.

[03:57:36] Yeah, well, man.

[03:57:37] That was a good one.

[03:57:38] What's our team doing?

[03:57:39] What's our team doing?

[03:57:40] Alley, that's the driver.

[03:57:41] Right, brother.

[03:57:42] Brother.

[03:57:43] We ran out of jerseys, gang.

[03:57:45] It came like 30 minutes to play.

[03:57:47] Hey, any engineers there that got you off?

[03:57:49] OK.

[03:57:50] Let's do it.

[03:57:51] We got one, two, three, four.

[03:57:52] And then, and Goli, Goli.

[03:57:53] Goli's already in the goal.

[03:57:55] OK.

[03:57:56] How many minutes is the game?

[03:57:58] Total.

[03:57:59] Total so I gotta give everyone playtime you know I'm saying

[03:58:12] Listen boys I might be aggressive. I might call everyone you know wrong names. I might say yo, yo, yo chop face come out

[03:58:19] You know I'm gonna be like that. No, not you. I'm gonna create nicknames as the game goes. Just listen the open

[03:58:29] One, two, three, four.

[03:58:31] Hey, where's that?

[03:58:32] Here, keep this one up.

[03:58:33] Five, we need one more.

[03:58:34] Oh, yeah, here it is.

[03:58:35] He's on the field though.

[03:58:36] He's there.

[03:58:37] He's playing.

[03:58:38] Oh, so nice.

[03:58:39] Okay, listen.

[03:58:40] Keep your ears open!

[03:58:41] All right?

[03:58:42] What are you looking at, bro?

[03:58:43] Wait, so where's like the sideline?

[03:58:44] We're going to be over there by the door.

[03:58:45] And I'm going to be like, go!

[03:58:47] All right, put this up here.

[03:58:49] What's wrong, bro?

[03:58:50] You upset?

[03:58:51] I'm like a Peyton Richards on the player.

[03:58:52] What?

[03:58:53] Peyton Richards?

[03:58:54] Peyton Richards?

[03:58:55] Yeah, like a 60-man.

[03:58:56] Like, come off the bench.

[03:58:57] Like, like a Louis Williams.

[03:58:58] Ready to play. Ready.

[03:59:00] 5, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

[03:59:06] Where do I go to keep my play?

[03:59:12] Take your 6th play from the field. Everyone else has to play without 4.

[03:59:14] Eddie, uh, come on.

[03:59:16] Let's go.

[03:59:18] One, two, three, four, five, six.

[03:59:20] That guy's never getting play time.

[03:59:22] Not a minute.

[03:59:23] He's not even out of that target, is he, Wendy?

[03:59:25] Did I?

[03:59:26] All right, outlaw.

[03:59:27] You can show the game and just keep me on the face.

[03:59:29] I used to play footy.

[03:59:31] I used to play footy.

[03:59:32] You ranked your lowest kids off.

[03:59:34] No, there's no offense.

[03:59:35] Mods, run of prediction.

[03:59:36] Outlaw with the score on.

[03:59:37] Do you want to go to the side or no?

[03:59:38] You don't have to send people in.

[03:59:39] All right.

[03:59:40] I'm going to go to the side.

[03:59:41] I'm going to go to the side.

[03:59:42] I'm going to go to the side.

[03:59:43] I'm going to go to the side.

[03:59:44] I'm going to go to the side.

[03:59:45] I'm going to go to the side.

[03:59:46] I don't have to send people in, this is going to be on my face.

[03:59:50] Wait low key should we go on the other feeling look, in, like through the middle?

[03:59:55] Then I got to send people in, how do I, but how do you send people in?

[04:00:01] Yo, my red team, make sure you keep your ears open.

[04:00:08] I'm gonna get the ball.

[04:00:10] I'm gonna get the ball.

[04:00:12] Excuse me, excuse me.

[04:00:14] Get him in the middle, get him in the middle.

[04:00:16] How are we gonna sign the substitute?

[04:00:18] We'll get over there already.

[04:00:20] Yeah, my subs, you wanna stand here?

[04:00:22] We're gonna be there.

[04:00:24] Let the games begin!

[04:00:26] Yes.

[04:00:28] Yes.

[04:00:30] Let's go, let's go.

[04:00:32] I like this.

[04:00:34] Get in there.

[04:00:36] Oh no no no no.

[04:00:37] He's trashed, he's trashed.

[04:00:40] R2's better.

[04:00:45] I could not play this.

[04:00:46] I could not play this.

[04:00:48] It's not possible.

[04:00:57] I can't see names yo.

[04:00:59] Fuck I got a, how do I call people out?

[04:01:03] Chat you gotta help me.

[04:01:04] Who do I kick in?

[04:01:05] Who do I kick out?

[04:01:06] Tell me, give me, give me, give me a shoe collars, give me shoe collars.

[04:01:13] Get aggressive, get aggressive.

[04:01:16] Nice, Jason, I just forwarded it.

[04:01:18] Yes! Wait, wait!

[04:01:21] No, no, no, no.

[04:01:22] It is a small field, bro.

[04:01:24] Nice! It's a good field for this baby boy.

[04:01:29] Nice, I like that.

[04:01:31] Fookies?

[04:01:33] Yo Raph, can you do something? Thanks.

[04:01:36] I'm about to kick Jason out, do I get Jason out, chat?

[04:01:41] Do I get Jason out?

[04:01:43] Do I get Jason out?

[04:01:44] Do I get Jason out?

[04:01:45] Jason, I'm about to get you out, come on.

[04:01:47] Show me something.

[04:01:50] I know that.

[04:01:53] 4v4 better, it's not like that.

[04:01:55] Spam smile faces.

[04:01:57] There's a lot of players.

[04:01:58] Last time we had six players.

[04:02:00] Five players.

[04:02:02] He's shot that goalie!

[04:02:07] Yo, rest!

[04:02:11] Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, are you about to get mugged? Oh, yeah, he's on that. He's on that. He's

[04:02:15] He's...

[04:02:17] He's deep, he's deep!

[04:02:18] Go pressure!

[04:02:26] Huffle, huffle, huffle.

[04:02:27] Pink shoes gotta be out.

[04:02:28] I'm not gonna lie.

[04:02:31] Where's Brad?

[04:02:32] Do I take pink shoes out?

[04:02:33] Do I take pink shoes out?

[04:02:34] Do I take pink shoes out or no?

[04:02:35] He's a boy, no.

[04:02:36] Dang it!

[04:02:37] I'm not up.

[04:02:38] Sit down, smoke a lot.

[04:02:40] Oh my god.

[04:02:42] I

[04:02:48] Take out I gotta get someone out we gotta have other people play everyone's gotta play

[04:02:56] It was gonna be my nickname

[04:03:08] Aerial

[04:03:12] You got football boots on, so.

[04:03:13] Wait!

[04:03:14] Oh, my God.

[04:03:16] Oh, my God.

[04:03:19] This is going to be a close game.

[04:03:20] No one scored yet.

[04:03:21] I'm surprised.

[04:03:23] I'm really surprised.

[04:03:25] You know, Jason, Jason, I need to see something, like ASAP.

[04:03:28] Jason, I need to see something.

[04:03:30] Open up room.

[04:03:32] Nice, Jason.

[04:03:33] Show me something.

[04:03:34] Oh, no.

[04:03:34] Oh, my God.

[04:03:35] Jason, body him!

[04:03:36] Jason, body him!

[04:03:37] Oh, no.

[04:03:38] Jason, what the fuck was that?

[04:03:39] Jason, body him!

[04:03:40] You're out! You're out! You're out! Get out! Get out!

[04:03:44] Brayden! Brayden, get in!

[04:03:46] Where's Brayden? You're out! You're out! You're out!

[04:03:48] Get out! Quickly!

[04:03:50] You're done! You're done! You're done!

[04:03:52] You're done! You're done for 30 seconds minimum.

[04:03:54] I'll send you back in. It's your event. Don't worry.

[04:03:56] That was bad.

[04:03:58] What the fuck was that?

[04:04:00] What the fuck was that?

[04:04:02] I'll put you back out in 30 seconds. Just reset.

[04:04:04] How do you do that?

[04:04:06] He just doesn't make me.

[04:04:08] Fuck is that bro, is that a Mexican bro?

[04:04:11] What does that even have to do with that?

[04:04:12] It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.

[04:04:15] It's okay, it's okay.

[04:04:16] Oh yeah, that's good.

[04:04:17] Hold on, hold on.

[04:04:19] Oh my god.

[04:04:21] What about this, that's a shame.

[04:04:22] I know, that's a shame.

[04:04:24] All right, let's talk to you.

[04:04:25] Who do you want out?

[04:04:25] Who do you want out and who do you want in the place?

[04:04:26] Do you want to go back in?

[04:04:28] He's a fuck.

[04:04:29] Okay.

[04:04:29] What's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up?

[04:04:31] What is the play behind this?

[04:04:33] What's up, boys?

[04:04:35] Hey, why are you up there?

[04:04:36] He's so fucking good.

[04:04:37] Hey, hey, hey, it's okay. It's okay. That's just that's just 40 burpees at the end

[04:04:56] Why am I getting McDonald's ad on my phone?

[04:05:02] Come on play hard you guys got to play more aggressive

[04:05:04] Nice! There you go, Braden!

[04:05:06] Aggressive!

[04:05:08] Wait, what?

[04:05:10] Ah, fucks the ball.

[04:05:12] If he trips up, if he trips up.

[04:05:14] Let's give him more defense.

[04:05:16] We need defense. We need defense.

[04:05:18] We have two strikers.

[04:05:20] I need to see what Braden's going to do.

[04:05:22] Ruff! Ruff!

[04:05:24] That's not going to save you, buddy.

[04:05:30] What?!

[04:05:32] What?

[04:05:34] Is that a penalty?

[04:05:35] No.

[04:05:36] No!

[04:05:37] No!

[04:05:38] Wrap!

[04:05:39] Yo wrap!

[04:05:40] Wrap!

[04:05:41] Swipes!

[04:05:42] Swipes!

[04:05:43] Yes!

[04:05:44] Alonzo!

[04:05:45] Alonzo!

[04:05:46] Alonzo!

[04:05:47] I can do better than that!

[04:05:48] Get in there!

[04:05:49] Quick break!

[04:05:50] Quick break!

[04:05:51] Quick break!

[04:05:52] God fucking dammit!

[04:05:53] You're turning the fucking dorm penalties?

[04:05:54] No!

[04:05:55] The fuck are these worms, bro?

[04:05:56] Penalty?

[04:05:57] No!

[04:05:58] I don't know!

[04:05:59] Oh my god, oh no.

[04:06:00] I don't know, dude.

[04:06:01] Bout to be 40 burpees if you fuck up

[04:06:10] I paid the refs once I get in there. I'm a fall in the penalty box. I'm gonna get a benefit

[04:06:16] What the fuck was that that penalty was a fucking point leg

[04:06:20] Oh right 80 burpees, it's fine. It's fine, bro. It's a game

[04:06:25] Come on come on play aggressive

[04:06:31] I

[04:06:34] Gressive Brayden aggressive

[04:06:37] Communicate Brayden a cake form an edit. Come on. Go. This is your chance

[04:06:42] It's all on you know, no, what are you?

[04:06:49] What the fuck

[04:06:51] No, no, no, no, no.

[04:06:57] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[04:07:06] Get me in for him.

[04:07:10] What is it, what is it?

[04:07:14] Ah, fuck you.

[04:07:15] That's a fucking, uh, is that Messi?

[04:07:17] I'm not Messi.

[04:07:18] I don't want to.

[04:07:20] Oh, yes.

[04:07:21] Hold on, one more play.

[04:07:22] Hey, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up.

[04:07:26] Oh, no, no, he's down.

[04:07:28] What are we doing?

[04:07:29] What are we doing?

[04:07:30] What are we doing?

[04:07:31] What's the name?

[04:07:32] What's the name?

[04:07:33] What's the name?

[04:07:34] Tattoo leg.

[04:07:35] Tattoo leg.

[04:07:36] El Salvador.

[04:07:37] Tattoo leg.

[04:07:38] Tattoo leg.

[04:07:39] El Salvador.

[04:07:40] Hey, El Salvador.

[04:07:41] Hey, El Salvador.

[04:07:42] Are you not listening?

[04:07:43] Oh

[04:08:08] Yo aggressive play bodies

[04:08:13] You guys?

[04:08:14] Oh no, that can't be happening.

[04:08:16] Oh my god.

[04:08:17] Oh my god, he's gotta get out.

[04:08:19] I think she's gotta get out.

[04:08:21] Yes!

[04:08:22] Yes!

[04:08:23] What are you doing?

[04:08:24] Jason, oh my god.

[04:08:26] Jason, get the fuck out!

[04:08:28] What are you?

[04:08:30] Wait.

[04:08:31] Jason!

[04:08:32] Come on, come on, come on.

[04:08:34] Oh my god, Jason.

[04:08:36] Jason!

[04:08:37] Jason!

[04:08:38] Trayton!

[04:08:39] You suck!

[04:08:40] Trayton!

[04:08:41] What he's going on you should put in your player on the end of the chain

[04:08:57] That's about to go in hold on

[04:09:02] aggressive

[04:09:04] Get on him!

[04:09:05] Jesus Christ!

[04:09:06] Oh my God!

[04:09:07] Bram, you're fucking right!

[04:09:08] Oh!

[04:09:09] Check, what do I do?

[04:09:10] Brother, find someone open!

[04:09:11] What do I do?

[04:09:12] What do I do?

[04:09:13] Open up, brother!

[04:09:14] He said he played at the university.

[04:09:16] He's just staring into the...

[04:09:18] So, Brady...

[04:09:19] Chill it!

[04:09:20] Chill it!

[04:09:21] It's time!

[04:09:22] Jason, you're out!

[04:09:23] Get back in!

[04:09:24] Get back in!

[04:09:25] Jason, you're out!

[04:09:26] No!

[04:09:27] Yes!

[04:09:28] You're out!

[04:09:29] You're out!

[04:09:30] You're out!

[04:09:31] You're out!

[04:09:32] You're out!

[04:09:33] I'm about to say dude. What's going on bro? What's going on bro? What's going on?

[04:09:42] You guys you guys

[04:09:46] Go cross you cross the beat we didn't do that bad cross is adjacent my god fucking you

[04:10:03] I only got my three

[04:10:15] Yo, what a fucking company start your 40 puppies right now

[04:10:20] Don't step them on fucking big toe. I don't I don't I

[04:10:25] I'm out of retire. I'm gonna hang up my coach. I'm gonna hang up the headset. Oh no. Oh no, you fuck up your fire

[04:10:39] good

[04:10:47] I need aggressiveness who on the scenes aggressive

[04:10:55] Big shoes are coming out.

[04:10:56] You're not getting picked.

[04:10:57] Hey, big shoes.

[04:10:58] Come on, come on.

[04:11:00] Come on, come on.

[04:11:01] Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick.

[04:11:05] Quick break for you.

[04:11:06] Quick reset.

[04:11:08] Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

[04:11:09] Hey, hey.

[04:11:10] Let him mess it, let him mess it, let him mess it, let him mess it.

[04:11:12] Oh, my God.

[04:11:13] Oh, my fucking god.

[04:11:15] Wait, we fucked up.

[04:11:16] We chose a wrong team.

[04:11:17] Oh, my God.

[04:11:18] Oh, my God.

[04:11:19] Oh, my God.

[04:11:20] Oh, my God.

[04:11:21] Oh, my God.

[04:11:22] This guy knows how to play.

[04:11:23] I like this.

[04:11:24] I like this.

[04:11:24] Why the fuck?

[04:11:26] I don't know.

[04:11:27] I'm gonna pick it up.

[04:11:28] You!

[04:11:29] West!

[04:11:30] Yeah!

[04:11:31] You can't pick up the ball!

[04:11:31] I don't know.

[04:11:32] Don't get away with it.

[04:11:33] Don't let it get away.

[04:11:34] Hey, hey!

[04:11:35] That's a penalty.

[04:11:36] That's a penalty!

[04:11:37] That's a fucking penalty!

[04:11:39] He's tying his hand, darling.

[04:11:40] Oh, my days!

[04:11:41] Oh, my days!

[04:11:43] Oh, my days!

[04:11:45] Are you fucking serious?

[04:11:47] The fuck is that?

[04:11:48] The fuck it is West, man.

[04:11:51] I'm getting a fucking headache.

[04:11:53] Good, good, good, good, good, good, good.

[04:11:57] Good body, good body.

[04:11:58] Open up, friend, open up.

[04:12:00] Show me something.

[04:12:01] Wow, this is good ball handling.

[04:12:02] Good.

[04:12:03] Open up, friend.

[04:12:03] Good.

[04:12:04] Oh, no.

[04:12:04] Good.

[04:12:05] Good.

[04:12:05] Finish.

[04:12:06] Yeah!

[04:12:08] Yes!

[04:12:09] Yes!

[04:12:10] Let's go!

[04:12:11] He's good, he's good.

[04:12:12] He's our sleeper.

[04:12:13] That's our sleeper, bro.

[04:12:14] That's our sleeper.

[04:12:15] Does anyone need a break?

[04:12:16] Does anyone need a break?

[04:12:18] What?

[04:12:19] Yeah, let's start.

[04:12:20] What's that?

[04:12:21] What's yours, Jose?

[04:12:23] What's yours, Jose?

[04:12:24] What?

[04:12:25] Which one?

[04:12:26] The one with the clothes in here?

[04:12:27] No, it's an insider.

[04:12:28] Jose!

[04:12:29] Jose!

[04:12:30] Wait, you already got Jose out.

[04:12:31] Alright, right.

[04:12:32] Jose!

[04:12:33] What's Jose?

[04:12:34] Are you good?

[04:12:35] Are you sure?

[04:12:36] No, you need some.

[04:12:37] I'm about to send a packet in.

[04:12:41] Good press, good press!

[04:12:43] Good, good.

[04:12:44] Momentum, momentum, momentum!

[04:12:45] Good press!

[04:12:46] Good press!

[04:12:47] Nice, press them!

[04:12:48] Press him.

[04:12:49] Up the mile, up the mile, press the mile.

[04:12:52] Here you go, get that.

[04:12:53] El Head.

[04:12:53] You're beating it, bro.

[04:12:54] El Head, El Head.

[04:12:57] No type of head game on you.

[04:13:02] Get it out, get it out.

[04:13:03] Nice.

[04:13:03] Nice, nice.

[04:13:05] Oh yeah, oh yeah, ice out.

[04:13:06] Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.

[04:13:08] Good try.

[04:13:09] Nice try, nice try, nice try.

[04:13:10] That was good, that was good.

[04:13:11] Hey, if it was a bigger pitch, that would have been it.

[04:13:13] That would have been it.

[04:13:14] Nice try, bro.

[04:13:14] I know it, I know it.

[04:13:15] Nice try.

[04:13:16] Keep going.

[04:13:17] I saw you.

[04:13:19] Try sending Hosea out and put a mess in.

[04:13:21] Let's see.

[04:13:22] Oh!

[04:13:23] Juan, Juan needs a sub, Juan needs a sub.

[04:13:24] No, Juan is Juan.

[04:13:25] Juan.

[04:13:25] Something's going on, isn't it?

[04:13:26] Nah, I don't think there's a Juan.

[04:13:27] I feel like I'm running out of it.

[04:13:28] I don't think there's a Juan in this bitch.

[04:13:29] Juan?

[04:13:29] Oh, you think he told me his name?

[04:13:30] Juan?

[04:13:31] No, Trap Pablo.

[04:13:32] Trap Pablo.

[04:13:33] I think his name was Martín.

[04:13:34] Martín?

[04:13:34] Everybody, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.

[04:13:35] Juan, he wasn't changed.

[04:13:37] Oh, he's right there.

[04:13:38] He needs to get out.

[04:13:39] He's, no, he's good.

[04:13:39] He's good.

[04:13:40] He scored for you guys are cool. Oh, really? Why is white sweet supply usually when that's hungry?

[04:13:48] Raph

[04:13:50] I'm gonna put you guys in in one sec

[04:13:53] Okay

[04:13:59] Yes, I

[04:14:03] Coach

[04:14:10] No, no, no, look at this.

[04:14:12] Curly here, Curly here.

[04:14:14] Curly head, no, no, no, no, this is dead ball.

[04:14:17] Curly head, Curly head.

[04:14:19] Yeah, Pekka, Pekka, Pekka, Pekka, Pekka, Pekka, Pekka, get in there.

[04:14:24] Pekka, get in, Pekka, get in there.

[04:14:26] Oh, these five bullfuckers.

[04:14:30] Remember what I told you.

[04:14:32] Inger, Inger red cleats, Inger red cleats.

[04:14:34] You have 30 seconds to impress me.

[04:14:36] Oh, you're back out.

[04:14:38] Impress me.

[04:14:39] Let's go let's go. Oh, yeah, yeah, he has to break please. Oh, yeah, you're hitting or you're hitting our team

[04:14:51] Come on pick up who's just walking

[04:14:56] He's out of breath he's out of breath

[04:15:00] Is it one to three or one to four that's a bigger Monday guys that there's only two

[04:15:09] Oh my god

[04:15:14] The problem is Jason we haven't even gotten a shot like a good shot they got way too good

[04:15:22] Pack up you're fucking out messy go in

[04:15:39] The fuck man, listen!

[04:15:44] We need to reform elixir!

[04:15:49] Hell coach, fuck you!

[04:15:50] I need to see, we're down right now!

[04:15:54] We need time!

[04:15:56] Nice shot, nice shot!

[04:15:58] Oh my, nice shot!

[04:16:01] Oh my god!

[04:16:02] That's the best player, that's the best player!

[04:16:05] Oh my god, why is he good at this?

[04:16:09] No, they look gas, they look gas phones, they look gas phones.

[04:16:13] Yo, you're, oh my god, okay, you know what?

[04:16:16] I'm a special weapon, though.

[04:16:17] Hold on, how much time is up for this half?

[04:16:19] Hey!

[04:16:20] Look at me.

[04:16:21] How much time is up for this half?

[04:16:22] 44.

[04:16:23] Four halves?

[04:16:24] Get us a ball of them!

[04:16:25] What's that man on?

[04:16:26] Two of them.

[04:16:27] Isn't it three halves?

[04:16:28] Get on them, get on them!

[04:16:29] Press the pressure with all the pressure!

[04:16:31] Good friends, good friends!

[04:16:34] Oh, two his legs.

[04:16:36] Good friends.

[04:16:37] No, no.

[04:16:38] I need to see something or I need to see something or you guys are out

[04:16:43] It's too quiet

[04:17:00] Yo blue shorts

[04:17:02] I'm gonna give you 30 seconds.

[04:17:06] I'm in it.

[04:17:07] Yo.

[04:17:08] I love fucking brown stripes for a great ender.

[04:17:12] Stripes, brown stripes.

[04:17:14] You're out, yo.

[04:17:15] Brown stripes, this enemy, you out.

[04:17:20] Get in, get in, get in, you have 30 seconds.

[04:17:22] Quick, quick, come on, come on, come on, come on.

[04:17:24] Yeah, I know, I got to give it time.

[04:17:28] Yes, yes, yes, yes.

[04:17:29] He's got literally, I'm setting a timer.

[04:17:31] Yes, 30 seconds to a breastplate or else Braden Brady might go in

[04:17:39] You're sweating

[04:17:42] 30 seconds starts now show me something

[04:17:46] Yes, Jason. Oh, no. Oh, no, Jason. I'm about to send Jason out. Oh, no. Oh, no Jason. What are you?

[04:17:54] Show me something. Show me something. Hey. Hey

[04:17:57] No, oh my god, you have nine seconds to show me something

[04:18:13] Bad shot

[04:18:19] I don't know how long the house are to chase it might be the worst fucking player here

[04:18:27] Oh

[04:18:32] He was falling apart. He has no shoes on

[04:18:39] Yo, yo, yes straight pajamas get out meta glasses. You're out

[04:18:46] Meta glasses you're out

[04:18:50] Go get out quickly

[04:19:22] Okay, my shoe came on that's where I step on me

[04:19:33] Right in show me yes, Braden. Yes, Braden. Yes. Yes aggressive. Oh, he fell. He's a little boy. He's a little boy

[04:19:42] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait

[04:19:44] Oh, good fucking goal.

[04:19:48] Wait, why is Jason still in?

[04:19:49] What am I?

[04:19:50] Oh my God.

[04:19:50] You're about to go out in a second.

[04:19:51] Hey, look, hey, look!

[04:19:53] Jason, you, get it!

[04:19:55] How are you?

[04:19:55] I'm good, good, Nick.

[04:19:57] Jason, good, Nick.

[04:19:58] Jason, Paul, Jason, there!

[04:19:59] Shh, no!

[04:20:00] Jason, now's your moment!

[04:20:02] What the fuck?

[04:20:03] There you go, there you go!

[04:20:04] Jason, you're out!

[04:20:04] Jason, get out!

[04:20:05] Now, in the middle!

[04:20:06] Okay, fine, one more chance.

[04:20:07] You have one more chance.

[04:20:10] Yes, yes, Connor.

[04:20:11] Come on, come on.

[04:20:12] We're scared.

[04:20:14] I'm getting nervous. What the fuck Jason? Nice. Wait, Jason, I need to see someone.

[04:20:27] Come on. You want to win or lose? Make it obvious.

[04:20:33] Oh

[04:21:03] Oh, I'm all out of sand, man!

[04:21:05] Bull fucking sand!

[04:21:07] What are we doing?

[04:21:09] What are you doing?

[04:21:11] What hurts you?

[04:21:13] What hurts you?

[04:21:15] What hurts you?

[04:21:17] Why?

[04:21:19] You're not hurt!

[04:21:21] You're not hurt!

[04:21:23] You're not hurt!

[04:21:25] Take your face!

[04:21:27] You're not hurt!

[04:21:29] What are you doing?

[04:21:31] Goal! Goal!

[04:21:33] Goal!

[04:21:34] Hey! Hey!

[04:21:35] Stop! Leave it!

[04:21:36] Leave it football!

[04:21:37] Get down! Get down!

[04:21:39] Leave it football!

[04:21:40] Leave it football!

[04:21:41] Don't go near! Don't go near!

[04:21:42] Don't go near! Don't go near!

[04:21:43] Don't go near!

[04:21:44] Leave it football!

[04:21:45] Hey, hey!

[04:21:46] What's going on?

[04:21:47] Damn!

[04:21:51] What's going on bro?

[04:21:53] YouTube, come on!

[04:21:55] He can shoot, he can shoot.

[04:21:58] Hey, hey, hey, that's Lola.

[04:21:59] Kick him again.

[04:22:01] No.

[04:22:02] He's gonna send you off.

[04:22:03] And I play with you, bro.

[04:22:04] Come on.

[04:22:05] I can do it.

[04:22:07] I can do it.

[04:22:08] Here.

[04:22:08] Take some bandage, bro.

[04:22:10] Are you good?

[04:22:11] I didn't say that.

[04:22:12] He's good.

[04:22:13] He's good.

[04:22:14] He's good.

[04:22:15] He's good.

[04:22:16] He's good.

[04:22:17] I'm good.

[04:22:18] He's good.

[04:22:19] He's good.

[04:22:20] He's good.

[04:22:21] He's good.

[04:22:22] He's good.

[04:22:23] He's good.

[04:22:24] He's going, he's going, one penalty, one penalty.

[04:22:26] He's going!

[04:22:27] Come on, come on.

[04:22:29] I know, but there's a corner.

[04:22:31] No, you're...

[04:22:32] Hey, no, honestly.

[04:22:38] Come on, come on.

[04:22:39] Jason, he needs this.

[04:22:40] He needs to take it.

[04:22:41] He needs to take it.

[04:22:42] He's healed.

[04:22:43] He got healed midway.

[04:22:44] Hey, everybody, come on.

[04:22:45] Here, lower a little bit.

[04:22:46] Just so you can get him.

[04:22:47] He'll speed out of it.

[04:22:48] He'll speed out of it.

[04:22:49] He'll speed out of it.

[04:22:50] Come on, Jason.

[04:23:23] What are you doing?

[04:23:24] Let's help me out!

[04:23:25] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[04:23:26] Thank you!

[04:23:27] Hey, you're in, you're in, you're in.

[04:23:29] Oh, he's hurt again though!

[04:23:34] Now he's with me!

[04:23:36] He's face!

[04:23:37] Don't make fun of the players!

[04:23:38] Run!

[04:23:39] Run!

[04:23:40] Run!

[04:23:41] You good?

[04:23:42] What the fuck is this?

[04:23:43] Royal Giants.

[04:23:44] Okay, fuck it.

[04:23:45] Okay, I'll give you that.

[04:23:46] Hey, you're a bastard.

[04:23:47] Yo, Marlin, bro!

[04:23:48] Yo, Marlin!

[04:23:49] Maybe you should take off that trench coat and get in.

[04:23:51] Come on!

[04:23:52] You lose in five minutes then I will.

[04:23:54] Hell no, hell man, not happening.

[04:23:56] You good?

[04:23:57] Listen, I hope we could take that and fucking learn with that.

[04:23:59] Yes, sir.

[04:24:00] If you missed that, I would have been so mad.

[04:24:01] Oh, sir, I'm on my side.

[04:24:02] It's OK.

[04:24:03] Come on, let's do it.

[04:24:04] That was good, Percy.

[04:24:05] That was good.

[04:24:05] Now, the question is, did the ball lie?

[04:24:07] Are they about to score on us?

[04:24:09] The ball might not lie in a second.

[04:24:10] We're going to find out.

[04:24:14] See what, quiet on the pitch.

[04:24:15] Communicate.

[04:24:17] Talk, talk, talk!

[04:24:19] Open.

[04:24:19] Read it.

[04:24:21] Nice, thank you.

[04:24:23] Why is he caught?

[04:24:24] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

[04:24:26] Oh no, no bad news.

[04:24:27] Oh, fuck, you missed the touch.

[04:24:29] Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

[04:24:31] You missed the touch.

[04:24:33] Oh, black trucks are coming, are we there?

[04:24:37] You good?

[04:24:38] Good, good.

[04:24:39] Who wants to go next?

[04:24:40] Who wants to go next?

[04:24:41] Me, me, me.

[04:24:42] Actually he hasn't been in a while, hold on.

[04:24:44] I'm, I'm about to take out, uh,

[04:24:45] Ken right here unless he's,

[04:24:47] he needs a break.

[04:24:48] Oh, oh.

[04:24:48] Yeah!

[04:24:50] Yes!

[04:24:51] Let's go!

[04:24:51] Yes!

[04:24:52] Yes, yes, yes.

[04:24:55] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa!

[04:24:57] Can we get a timeout?

[04:24:58] How many timeouts?

[04:24:59] I'm here following all these stuff, man.

[04:25:02] Yeah.

[04:25:02] What the fuck?

[04:25:05] How many times?

[04:25:06] What are we, I don't know, I mean, I don't know.

[04:25:08] I just gave you the most obvious non-pen.

[04:25:10] Shut the fuck up.

[04:25:11] Stop complaining.

[04:25:12] Action.

[04:25:13] See what happens when I'm in the fucking game?

[04:25:15] That guy's chopped.

[04:25:16] Listen, you guys are playing good.

[04:25:17] We'll need to break.

[04:25:18] Let's not lie here, all right?

[04:25:19] We have a lot of time.

[04:25:20] I just want to coach. We're not here right now, right?

[04:25:23] I need who hasn't played that much be honest. You can be honest here. I play 30 seconds. Pekka hold on

[04:25:29] Seconds, yeah, but your shoe fell off. So that's a penalty you're going back in and then you're gonna go back in

[04:25:33] Then you're gonna go back in then Pekka then

[04:25:37] This again tie game, okay? There's no like little boy shots. We did we just all real shots

[04:25:42] Oh, okay, you're pissing me off. We haven't done shit. You're doing good. Listen, everyone makes mistakes

[04:25:47] You're doing good chill. That's good. I like to go I like that

[04:26:01] Guys guys guys you see the fucking goalie. Yeah, you got to get

[04:26:03] We need to shoot more.

[04:26:05] Get the fuck out of here, man. Get out of here.

[04:26:07] Listen. Listen.

[04:26:09] Connor, get the fuck out.

[04:26:11] No, no, listen, listen!

[04:26:13] I'm not kidding. Play aggressive.

[04:26:15] They're golden, these dogs.

[04:26:17] The only good thing about them is their defense.

[04:26:19] They're not good shooters. They're just getting lucky

[04:26:21] because you guys are being little boys.

[04:26:23] Hit the weight room.

[04:26:25] Little fucking cussies.

[04:26:27] Wait, is Marlott gonna do it?

[04:26:29] Come on.

[04:26:31] Wait, why?

[04:26:32] I'm fine.

[04:26:32] That's good.

[04:26:33] I'm fine.

[04:26:34] Hey, hey, what?

[04:26:35] How much money?

[04:26:36] One more, one more.

[04:26:37] What are you saying?

[04:26:38] Just tell your players, drop the ball, bro.

[04:26:39] I like seeing you have it.

[04:26:40] All right, all right.

[04:26:41] You know what?

[04:26:41] That was beautiful.

[04:26:42] That was beautiful.

[04:26:42] That's good.

[04:26:43] That was good.

[04:26:43] I thought you had one.

[04:26:44] Yeah, I'm a little stressed.

[04:26:45] Beautiful to see, boy.

[04:26:46] Beautiful to see.

[04:26:47] Come on.

[04:26:47] I'm stressed.

[04:26:48] I'm stressed.

[04:26:49] Come on.

[04:26:50] Come on.

[04:26:51] Come on.

[04:26:52] Come on.

[04:26:53] Come on.

[04:26:54] Come on.

[04:26:54] I'm gonna play it hard, bro

[04:27:04] Tell me the likes

[04:27:18] How's clean

[04:27:20] Holy fucking what is what is toaster when up there bro? God fucking damn it

[04:27:28] Goblin giant

[04:27:30] Cuz I'm not sending in the goblin giant. Yes yet. No, not you

[04:27:38] What did I talk about

[04:27:40] Why don't I micromanage it?

[04:27:47] Keep up!

[04:27:48] Come on, come on.

[04:27:49] What did I talk about?

[04:27:50] Come on.

[04:27:51] Remember, guys?

[04:27:52] Remember what I said?

[04:27:53] Keep it pushing.

[04:27:54] Aggressive!

[04:27:55] Communicate, communicate.

[04:27:56] Aggressive!

[04:27:57] Aggressive!

[04:27:58] See?

[04:27:59] Bro, what did I tell you?

[04:28:01] Communicate, communicate.

[04:28:03] Communicate.

[04:28:04] What's happening on the top?

[04:28:06] Shoot it!

[04:28:07] It's like 20 minutes.

[04:28:09] Half

[04:28:16] Yes, what a save that's clean oh my god

[04:28:25] Oh my fuck

[04:28:29] Yo stripes get him get him the fuck out of here

[04:28:32] You're going in. You're going in.

[04:28:35] Yo, get the fuck out of here!

[04:28:37] I don't know. I got one. I don't know.

[04:28:39] That one, I don't know.

[04:28:40] Yeah, that one. That one.

[04:28:41] The rep didn't even call it.

[04:28:43] Tell him to go.

[04:28:45] Yo, what the fuck?

[04:28:46] Hey, he's arching his...

[04:28:47] Yo, yo.

[04:28:48] Arching?

[04:28:49] Yo, Yugi, get him the fuck out of here!

[04:28:51] Hey, you out! You out, bro!

[04:28:53] He's not taking it seriously. He's not taking it serious.

[04:28:55] That's the problem. He's sensitive.

[04:28:57] He just keeps saying he's Wendy's friend.

[04:28:59] It keeps bothering me. Like, I watch. I watch.

[04:29:01] You good, bro, you're good. Yes. I'm good. I'm trying to stay in

[04:29:05] Great, are you fucking fucking son? Are you shooting the sunset? God, right? Oh my god

[04:29:12] check up

[04:29:14] This is not basketball. Yeah, what are you?

[04:29:20] Oh my

[04:29:24] Fucking God oh my fucking God. I didn't know you

[04:29:28] When he said Peck, I didn't say Peck up Peck up. You're gonna have to injure that player. I need you to run into him

[04:29:42] You get three cheeseburgers if you hurt him

[04:29:53] How is he this good of a bully

[04:29:58] oh yeah oh yeah

[04:30:02] hey no no no no my mom is fucking paint your way man oh my god no no no we

[04:30:09] need him to get injured for we need it oh yeah

[04:30:15] come on

[04:30:18] Me home

[04:30:31] Pressing pressing. Oh, yeah

[04:30:35] Who's thinking we think it we think it we think it lose shirts you want to go in? All right, who do I get out stripes?

[04:30:43] I need I need to be able to play in low-key right is my out right now

[04:30:48] I just found out that mom

[04:30:50] Oh, did you see everyone else?

[04:30:52] Peca, Peca, I'm gonna need you to kill more of them

[04:30:56] Yeah, I know

[04:30:58] You gotta keep braiding

[04:31:10] The Peca needs to actually like attack

[04:31:13] I need a hero Peca right now

[04:31:16] I need you to level up one more.

[04:31:18] Oh my God, bro, you go through everybody.

[04:31:20] Oh no, no!

[04:31:22] Oh my gosh.

[04:31:24] No!

[04:31:26] Oh my God, oh my God, everyone's like that.

[04:31:28] Brady, show me!

[04:31:30] What the f***?

[04:31:34] Messi, Messi!

[04:31:36] Come on, come on, come on.

[04:31:38] Messi, come on.

[04:31:40] What?

[04:31:42] Crackle, what are you talking about?

[04:31:44] What are you talking about?

[04:31:48] We actually need a pair of them. Actually, we need to reassemble them.

[04:31:50] Bro, you have a whole fucking time, man.

[04:31:54] Who's the player?

[04:31:56] Stripes?

[04:31:58] Or Braden? Or both?

[04:32:00] I want to keep Braden in for a while and go to hit the embalm.

[04:32:07] That was a ball, that was in a goal, no goal!

[04:32:10] Graf, was that a goal?

[04:32:14] What the sh**?

[04:32:18] Yo, Brayden, tie your shoe outside of here. You're out.

[04:32:22] Brayden, you're out! Mini-Pekka, go in!

[04:32:24] Okay, get in there.

[04:32:25] Grab, grab, grab!

[04:32:27] Go, Pekka, quickly! Run!

[04:32:29] Pekka, get in! Brayden! Brayden, you're out!

[04:32:34] Pekka! Go in!

[04:32:36] I need y'all to fly right now!

[04:32:38] I'm gonna need y'all to fly right now!

[04:32:40] Pekka, get in!

[04:32:42] Let's go!

[04:32:44] Let's go!

[04:32:46] Yes!

[04:32:48] Yes!

[04:32:50] Yes!

[04:32:52] Yes!

[04:32:54] Yes!

[04:32:56] Yes!

[04:32:58] Yes!

[04:33:00] Tackles on him!

[04:33:02] Yes!

[04:33:04] Yes!

[04:33:06] Let's go!

[04:33:08] Let's go!

[04:33:10] He's in, he's in, he's in the back, that's the game, that's the game player right there, that's the game changer.

[04:33:18] Oh my god, Pekka, what the fuck, holy shit.

[04:33:21] What do you want to do?

[04:33:22] I'm going to chase after you guys.

[04:33:23] I'm going to chase after you guys.

[04:33:24] Are you going to help me out?

[04:33:25] Are you going to hurt me back?

[04:33:26] Half-time with it.

[04:33:27] Half-time, half-time, half-time.

[04:33:29] I knew all my plays.

[04:33:30] Red team, red team, come.

[04:33:32] Come on.

[04:33:34] Yo, up, up, up.

[04:33:36] Right in, right in.

[04:33:37] You got, you have a big role coming up, bro.

[04:33:39] You have a big role come on let's have a sub in I need you to stay nice and at all times, okay?

[04:33:44] He's confident go down the definition of who's that the black pill guy. What are they called?

[04:33:50] What are the kids called?

[04:33:51] Black guy.

[04:33:52] Muggers. Muggers.

[04:33:53] Muggers.

[04:33:54] Muggers.

[04:33:55] Muggers.

[04:33:56] You have the appeal.

[04:33:57] He has the BSL.

[04:33:58] Whatever.

[04:33:59] Whatever.

[04:34:00] Whatever.

[04:34:01] Whatever.

[04:34:02] Whatever.

[04:34:03] Whatever.

[04:34:04] Whatever.

[04:34:05] Whatever.

[04:34:06] Whatever.

[04:34:07] Whatever.

[04:34:08] Whatever.

[04:34:09] I need you listen listen listen listen to me and I'm not kidding when I say this they are actually not that good

[04:34:21] The only problem is our defense like we're on the bro. They're little boys start fucking shoving

[04:34:27] You know the game the game changer was pressing once they press to get tired. They have one player doing everything

[04:34:32] One player

[04:34:34] When you guys are up bro have one of your players just come on

[04:34:38] That's you that's your goal tire someone out you're in and out

[04:34:42] Fuck them up

[04:34:43] You guys gotta be more stepping on ankles

[04:34:46] You gotta realize listen listen you gotta realize it's a small pitch right so more aggressive

[04:34:51] You know I'm saying make sure

[04:34:53] Hey

[04:34:58] You can't do anything if defense isn't fucking doing anything all right, so when they're on you

[04:35:04] Yeah, oh come on and you I got a goal. I had a goal hurt. I got a goal

[04:35:19] There's no reason

[04:35:34] You know hey hey hey hey chop shit out come on

[04:35:49] Red team on three red team on me

[04:35:54] Listen right I need everyone to just remember

[04:35:57] I'm just fucking kidding if we lose to fucking Marlon and Lacey

[04:36:03] I'm not our sperm is on the line our sperms on the line

[04:36:06] or sperms on the line you guys know that if we lose we have to

[04:36:10] They impregnate a random bait, I mean...

[04:36:12] Oh!

[04:36:14] No, no, no, no!

[04:36:16] Random woman!

[04:36:20] Let's get this shit going, let's get this shit going.

[04:36:22] Let's start the game, start the game, start the game.

[04:36:24] Fuck it, man.

[04:36:26] Listen, listen, listen.

[04:36:28] If we lose, if we lose,

[04:36:30] our sperm goes into a sperm bank, and 18 years later

[04:36:32] we have child support.

[04:36:34] That's what I meant.

[04:36:36] Take a question?

[04:37:08] Give me like one minute

[04:37:21] We already have Maxime

[04:37:23] This is like World War 3

[04:37:35] Hey stick on more than like

[04:37:38] Bro if you lose to him you lose aura. Yes, everything's on the line here, bro

[04:37:44] This is the peel versus PSL. You mock him. Mock him

[04:37:53] Let me know if you want me to kill more what what I mean crack them watch

[04:37:59] Body in okay, okay. I'll give you some time

[04:38:03] Fuck his peck on

[04:38:05] What's going on?

[04:38:07] I think it's 5-5.

[04:38:09] Fall more, fall more.

[04:38:11] Let me say fall more.

[04:38:13] If not, it's just hard ball.

[04:38:15] You fall all the way on the pizza.

[04:38:17] I'll call it for you.

[04:38:19] If the ball hits my face right here.

[04:38:21] Maybe I'll make them do it.

[04:38:23] I'll make them do it to me.

[04:38:29] What the fuck?

[04:38:31] After, after, after.

[04:38:33] There's parley's going on the fuck's going away five others on who

[04:38:49] Where's where's Braden and where's my brother press? Oh my god

[04:38:55] Yes

[04:39:03] Handball, handball, handball, handball, handball.

[04:39:07] Handball.

[04:39:08] Come on, Fredad!

[04:39:10] Let's go!

[04:39:12] First mark, good.

[04:39:14] Oh my god, oh my god.

[04:39:16] Can you kiss me, babe?

[04:39:18] I heard you see the edits.

[04:39:20] What do you do?

[04:39:21] What do you do?

[04:39:22] What do I kick it?

[04:39:23] What do I kick it?

[04:39:24] Into the fucking net.

[04:39:25] Into the net?

[04:39:26] Yeah, into the net.

[04:39:27] Like where?

[04:39:28] No, no, no.

[04:39:29] I'm supposed to look at Marlon.

[04:39:31] Look at Marlon go.

[04:39:32] Yeah!

[04:39:33] Yeah

[04:39:35] I'm taking it

[04:39:37] I gotta finish this

[04:39:39] I gotta finish this

[04:39:41] He's out

[04:39:43] Get off your fucking knees

[04:39:45] You're blowing the fucking game

[04:39:55] Shoot the fucking ball man

[04:39:57] He's looking for bullets

[04:39:59] Hey I am down

[04:40:01] him down use your stick size he's behind you

[04:40:10] Marlin's out of the frame bros that's right here frame mom

[04:40:14] that's my man it's Lana

[04:40:47] Oh my God, what the fuck was that?

[04:40:57] Yeah, that's what we got.

[04:41:03] Nice.

[04:41:04] Bro, Gray Shorts about to get out.

[04:41:09] Oh my God, bro, more hard hits.

[04:41:12] Keck wait

[04:41:17] I hear a fucking dog

[04:41:25] Wait, oh my god, how do you do that? Oh, no, we need Peckett fucking stop

[04:41:30] Peckett needs to murder him. Oh

[04:41:33] My oh

[04:41:35] Oh my god, oh that was your moment Braden you I saw the edit shooting keep

[04:41:43] shooting look back

[04:41:52] they look like I have enders

[04:41:55] come on blue shorts aggressive oh no oh no oh no no no no I say it's a oh no

[04:42:08] Marlin no

[04:42:29] Fuck ready ready you're out next come on come on one more

[04:42:34] Down one you guys are done one guys

[04:42:36] Jason I don't want to do it at your sperm bag.

[04:42:38] It's six seven.

[04:42:39] That's good.

[04:42:40] I don't know.

[04:42:41] I don't know.

[04:42:42] Beat it.

[04:42:43] Beat it.

[04:42:44] Beat it.

[04:42:45] Nice.

[04:42:46] Good.

[04:42:47] Stop.

[04:42:48] You stop.

[04:42:49] Shoot it.

[04:42:50] Shoot it.

[04:42:51] There we go.

[04:42:52] Please.

[04:42:53] I got it.

[04:42:54] I got it.

[04:42:55] Yes.

[04:42:56] Yes.

[04:42:57] Yes.

[04:42:58] Yes.

[04:42:59] Good.

[04:43:00] Good.

[04:43:01] Good.

[04:43:02] All right.

[04:43:03] Nice job, nice job, nice job, nice job.

[04:43:06] I got you coming in next, and then Peck on me.

[04:43:08] Oh!

[04:43:09] Oh!

[04:43:10] Wait, what?

[04:43:11] I didn't even stop down.

[04:43:12] Good job, good job.

[04:43:13] Hey, great job.

[04:43:14] I didn't see you.

[04:43:15] I didn't see shit.

[04:43:16] I didn't see shit.

[04:43:17] Turn around, turn around.

[04:43:18] Oh, brother!

[04:43:19] Get in front of the ball, get in front of the ball.

[04:43:24] 8-7, 8-7, you're up.

[04:43:27] 8-7, baby, 8-7.

[04:43:29] We're up by one, we're up by one.

[04:43:32] 888 887 bro 888 787

[04:43:45] Crack them crack them. Oh, yeah

[04:44:02] Oh my no

[04:44:14] Nice try Marlon

[04:44:21] Wow Wow that was fake sexy

[04:44:25] He's good, he's good, he's good.

[04:44:27] Dude, how is he such a good goalie, I don't understand.

[04:44:32] But he's like doing shit that he shouldn't be.

[04:44:35] Press his ass, press his ass.

[04:44:36] Press his ass, press his ass.

[04:44:38] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[04:44:40] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[04:44:43] There you go, guys, guys, guys.

[04:44:45] Wait, no.

[04:44:46] Oh my fucking god.

[04:44:48] Everybody come on.

[04:44:49] Oh my fucking god.

[04:44:51] Get Brady back there.

[04:44:52] Brady, Brady, Brady, you're pregnant.

[04:44:54] Yo, get him in for us!

[04:44:56] Yo, brown shorts!

[04:44:57] Yo!

[04:44:58] Oh my god, Swampass!

[04:44:59] Yo!

[04:45:00] Swampass!

[04:45:01] Yo!

[04:45:02] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

[04:45:03] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

[04:45:04] Quick, quick, quick, quick!

[04:45:05] We need to bring it back in.

[04:45:07] Holy shit!

[04:45:09] Raiden!

[04:45:10] It's okay, ball doesn't lie.

[04:45:12] Ball doesn't lie.

[04:45:13] Clear, clear, clear!

[04:45:15] Clear!

[04:45:16] Ball doesn't lie.

[04:45:17] Reset, reset!

[04:45:19] Is it 8-8?

[04:45:20] Yeah, it's 8-8.

[04:45:21] Oh my god, this is a game.

[04:45:23] I

[04:45:29] Know that's good. I like it. I'm just saying what fucking strikers. I just need I need Braden into frame log

[04:45:35] No

[04:46:07] Nice.

[04:46:09] Pressure, pressure.

[04:46:12] Here's your body.

[04:46:14] Oh my god.

[04:46:15] Yes!

[04:46:16] Good save.

[04:46:17] No!

[04:46:18] That was great. That was good.

[04:46:19] Oh my god.

[04:46:20] That was good.

[04:46:22] Is that goal-tending?

[04:46:26] Come on Messi!

[04:46:28] Oh no!

[04:46:29] Oh no!

[04:46:30] No!

[04:46:31] No, no, no.

[04:46:32] That's not your body, bro.

[04:46:33] That's not your body.

[04:46:34] That's your body

[04:46:37] Marlin you had a cookie didn't finish it

[04:46:50] Okay, I think I take Braden and that's you out for Peca or no no you and Peca you're our last

[04:46:57] I'll give you 30 more seconds

[04:46:59] All right, you two get ready go over there go over there next next goal

[04:47:04] No, you're good, Brandon. Don't worry. Don't listen to him. He's like, there it is. Don't

[04:47:16] be scared. Pressure him! Oh my fuck. He's trying to get a clip on Marlon. He's trying

[04:47:23] I'm gonna get a clip of Marlon!

[04:47:25] Nice.

[04:47:27] Hey, we got a clip of Marlon!

[04:47:29] Oh no, we got a clip.

[04:47:31] Drop! Drop!

[04:47:41] Where's my booze whistle?

[04:47:43] Yo!

[04:47:45] Bijou La Berga!

[04:47:47] What are you?

[04:47:49] Yo! Where's my booze whistle?

[04:47:51] What's up?

[04:47:56] Yo, Braden messy wait timeout Braden messy come out

[04:48:03] Who else got injured

[04:48:18] Yo Lacey what

[04:48:21] This guy's in the full fucking of data traction.

[04:48:24] It's a beautiful sunset there boys.

[04:48:26] Beautiful fucking sunset.

[04:48:28] No, no, no.

[04:48:30] Not that they counted that.

[04:48:32] No, no, no.

[04:48:34] Yo, defense!

[04:48:35] I need you guys!

[04:48:36] What the fuck was that?

[04:48:37] It's almost over, bro.

[04:48:38] No, it's not.

[04:48:39] How?

[04:48:40] That's a 40 minute game, bro.

[04:48:41] That's it?

[04:48:42] Why isn't it 60?

[04:48:43] Wait, I don't know.

[04:48:44] Is it...

[04:48:45] Is it 60?

[04:48:46] Yeah, it's 30 minutes each half.

[04:48:47] Oh, yeah, okay.

[04:48:48] It might be 60.

[04:48:49] I think

[04:48:52] No

[04:48:54] Come on, save

[04:48:55] Yes

[04:48:56] Aggressive

[04:48:57] Let's play aggressive

[04:48:59] His metaglasses are off

[04:49:02] No

[04:49:02] Oh my god

[04:49:05] Holy shit

[04:49:10] Yes, yes

[04:49:11] Meta's about to get out of the turn

[04:49:15] Get Meta out of me

[04:49:17] Take it, take it, take it

[04:49:18] Pekka get ready. Pekka you gotta get in there and injure somebody.

[04:49:21] Do what you just did bro.

[04:49:26] Hey Metaglasses! Metaglasses!

[04:49:28] Meta you're out! Meta you're out! Meta!

[04:49:30] Meta out! Meta you're out!

[04:49:32] We're down too, we're down too. I need you out.

[04:49:39] We got Pekka in! We got Pekka in!

[04:49:41] Don't put it in Pekka!

[04:49:43] You almost... Do that jump again!

[04:49:45] Oh my god in Earthquake two inch vertical leap

[04:50:15] Yeah, they're gonna get too mad.

[04:50:17] Yeah, no, they're gonna get too mad.

[04:50:19] I already got a couple of lines.

[04:50:23] Nice.

[04:50:26] Oh, so much.

[04:50:28] Oh, no. Okay, we need to have the duo in it.

[04:50:30] Do you want it?

[04:50:31] The you?

[04:50:33] What's that? What's that?

[04:50:35] What's that?

[04:50:36] Wait, is that what you're saying?

[04:50:38] Shit.

[04:50:40] Well, I can't show it up. We're down two.

[04:50:42] So we need a really quiet one.

[04:50:44] Like you don't ever stop the balls

[04:50:47] We'll break it in for Pekka

[04:50:53] Pack up. Oh my god

[04:50:55] Pekka press, Pekka press

[04:50:58] press

[04:51:00] Fuck you god

[04:51:03] Pekka, Pekka you're out. Pekka you're out quickly. Pekka you're out. Oh my god

[04:51:07] How is he such a good bully to work out to we need something

[04:51:26] We actually need some more.

[04:51:28] What are you doing here?

[04:51:30] I'm out of shit myself. I think I have to shit.

[04:51:32] You just have to play the game.

[04:51:34] It's okay.

[04:51:36] My ass is burning up.

[04:51:38] Nice. Nice.

[04:51:42] How much time is this?

[04:51:46] Yo refs! How much time left?

[04:51:48] Ref, how much? How much?

[04:51:50] How much time left?

[04:51:52] It's not bad. That's a lot of time.

[04:51:54] How many times do we have to go?

[04:51:55] Hey, low key contact.

[04:51:56] I don't need a timeout.

[04:51:58] I think we do.

[04:51:58] I don't even need to reset.

[04:52:00] They score this?

[04:52:01] They score a timeout.

[04:52:04] Yo, we don't need in the net.

[04:52:05] Play on them.

[04:52:06] There it is.

[04:52:06] Get that.

[04:52:07] Get that.

[04:52:08] Get that.

[04:52:08] Nice, nice, nice.

[04:52:09] Kick, kick, kick, kick.

[04:52:10] Nice, nice, ready, nice.

[04:52:11] Nice, nice, nice.

[04:52:12] Tell them why it's a peel over PSL.

[04:52:16] What?

[04:52:21] Marlin looks tired.

[04:52:21] Take him out.

[04:52:23] Please.

[04:52:24] We just passed right tomorrow, man.

[04:52:26] It's too quiet.

[04:52:27] Communicate, y'all.

[04:52:28] Communicate.

[04:52:29] Are you guys tired?

[04:52:30] Communicate.

[04:52:32] I'm about to get in.

[04:52:33] I'm about to go in.

[04:52:34] I'm about to go in.

[04:52:36] What?

[04:52:36] I'm about to go in.

[04:52:37] What?

[04:52:39] Come on.

[04:52:40] Come on.

[04:52:40] Communicate.

[04:52:41] That's it.

[04:52:42] Take it.

[04:52:42] Oh, no way.

[04:52:44] No, mommies.

[04:52:46] Oh my god.

[04:52:47] Mommies, wait.

[04:52:49] My god, no.

[04:52:50] Mommies, wait.

[04:52:51] Fuck.

[04:52:51] Come on, baby.

[04:52:53] Come on, baby.

[04:52:55] What the hell?

[04:52:57] Oh, no.

[04:53:03] Dude, we need to get all stars right now.

[04:53:05] This is not in, though.

[04:53:07] Go!

[04:53:09] Go!

[04:53:11] What did that?

[04:53:13] Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

[04:53:17] What did that?

[04:53:19] Oh

[04:53:22] You a dumbass goalie you just cost the game that was the game changer

[04:53:27] Hope it's a tie game with penalty shots. Oh

[04:53:30] Cinema

[04:53:36] I can't happen I can't happen I can't happen. I know I know

[04:53:40] Guys guys guys I'm just playing

[04:53:43] Play stop stopping before the balls in the net

[04:53:49] Are you

[04:54:19] Lay on that

[04:54:24] You jumped over him you skipped over him

[04:54:28] This is not good. It's not good. We're gonna donate to a sperm hang bro. We're donating. Oh, no. No. Oh my fucking

[04:54:35] Good that was nice. I didn't know he was gonna do that

[04:54:39] Guys look we can't put both. Oh my why is there five people in a goalie? We can't sub anyone in to get a goal

[04:54:44] I'm not gonna

[04:54:46] Oh nice, good save, good save.

[04:54:49] Communicate, communicate.

[04:54:51] What the fuck?

[04:54:53] Pack is tired, he played 45 seconds.

[04:54:56] No, I'm not.

[04:54:58] Go, go, go, go, go.

[04:55:00] No!

[04:55:02] Oh!

[04:55:04] Oh, do not let him fall in!

[04:55:06] How you get shit off?

[04:55:08] Oh, my God!

[04:55:10] Get out, get out, get out.

[04:55:12] Get out, get out, get out.

[04:55:14] Brown stripes

[04:55:20] Yeah, it's bad it's over

[04:55:22] Push down we lose we need to get out of my dirty nose for me my come is precious, bro. What I don't care

[04:55:32] Oh, no

[04:55:34] Nice

[04:55:37] But we need to play yo, yo, we're running out of time

[04:55:46] Try lying to them so someone's one minute left just make the plan harder

[04:55:51] I can't go. Oh, you fucked up just fucking died tomorrow

[04:56:04] I need to...

[04:56:06] I need to restart.

[04:56:08] Wait, this is our person.

[04:56:10] No, it's not.

[04:56:12] Take a slow.

[04:56:14] Check.

[04:56:16] We have 30 minutes.

[04:56:18] I think we should call it a 10.

[04:56:20] No.

[04:56:22] Go for the ball.

[04:56:24] Why is there two people on defense?

[04:56:26] No. Are you guys tired?

[04:56:28] We'll be stuck.

[04:56:30] We're doing nothing.

[04:56:32] I'm using mine. I'm using my

[04:56:58] Everybody on red everybody on red here right now

[04:57:08] Yo, we're down by fucking for bro

[04:57:11] Give me a right. Give me in there. I'm gonna fall. Give me in there. I'm a fall fucking. Okay. I'll take the hatred. I'll take the hatred

[04:57:18] left

[04:57:22] I'll take up the whole the whole goal

[04:57:24] Fuck! I'll take up the whole rubble, man!

[04:57:26] Stop trolling! Stop trolling!

[04:57:27] Down my floor!

[04:57:28] Stop trolling! Stop trolling!

[04:57:30] We're down- we have two minutes!

[04:57:31] We're down by four!

[04:57:31] Listen!

[04:57:32] Shut the fuck up!

[04:57:33] No, no, no, no! Listen, boy!

[04:57:34] I paid the fucking reps!

[04:57:36] For all of the interpenalty!

[04:57:37] I don't give a fuck!

[04:57:38] If you want to get a hate fight, but win the game, take it!

[04:57:40] Take the hate fight!

[04:57:41] I don't know what's going on!

[04:57:42] Are you guys- listen!

[04:57:44] When the ball's over here, listen!

[04:57:46] I don't care if you're tired!

[04:57:47] Stop doing like this!

[04:57:48] Like, oh my god, my teammates!

[04:57:49] That's- play!

[04:57:50] We only have like 10 minutes left!

[04:57:52] We're down by four!

[04:57:53] They scored through listen to me. I've got no water going. He's any of fucking sneakers man

[04:58:01] Listen, yeah, that was a really hard one

[04:58:04] Play aggressive. Stop being lazy if you're tired wave your hand and get out listen Marlin scored a hatchery

[04:58:11] He's played for like four minutes imagine what we could do in four minutes

[04:58:15] You're fucking trolling

[04:58:23] Okay, you're auto in the front get that ball, bro. Okay, I hear all you need to okay

[04:58:30] I see you all the way in the front, but there's fucking 10 people all the way in the back. Yeah, you're just sitting there, bro

[04:58:35] You're in there and wait man

[04:58:38] Alright, bro

[04:58:43] If you guys got a penalty I gotta take it I'll put my life on the line for us. Okay

[04:58:47] Are we locked or not?

[04:58:54] Come on.

[04:58:55] Whoever, if you need a goal, pull off.

[04:58:57] Right for ankle.

[04:58:58] They will call me.

[04:58:59] Ole, Ole, Ole, Ole, Ole, Ole, Ole, Ole, Ole, Ole, Ole, Ole.

[04:59:24] Never give up

[04:59:54] We're done

[05:00:12] Oh

[05:00:15] If you put me in and I if I make a goal

[05:00:19] What the hell?

[05:00:19] Out! Out!

[05:00:20] How are these new players coming?

[05:00:21] I don't know what...

[05:00:22] I came down to throw some slay, bro.

[05:00:23] Except me and I promise I'ma score with my team.

[05:00:25] Whoa, you came looking fine!

[05:00:27] Five fifty minutes late!

[05:00:28] I'm gonna tell them what to win, bro.

[05:00:30] I win the first, I'm gonna cut you in.

[05:00:31] Fuck in.

[05:00:32] Cut you in.

[05:00:34] J-Dab's in?

[05:00:36] Yo, J-Dab is in!

[05:00:37] Police!

[05:00:38] No, bro.

[05:00:39] This is like fucking Elmer.

[05:00:40] This is embarrassing, bro.

[05:00:42] And it's not still the field!

[05:00:43] Come on, bro.

[05:00:45] Come on.

[05:00:49] I had to tell him how bad that was.

[05:00:51] Oh my God!

[05:00:53] Oh my God!

[05:00:57] Thank you!

[05:00:59] Come on, stop!

[05:01:01] Stop! Communicate!

[05:01:03] Oh my God, how is he a goalie?

[05:01:05] How is he a goalie?

[05:01:07] I'm like, I'm gonna cry.

[05:01:09] I'm going home. I'm going home.

[05:01:11] Get your ass into your bro's room.

[05:01:13] I'm going home. I'm going home.

[05:01:15] Oh my God. Oh my God.

[05:01:17] Maybe a GG shot. My sperm is on the line. Oh my god, Braden. Braden, are you autistic?

[05:01:24] I can't. I'm too scared. Get in there and fucking go. Get in there and fucking go.

[05:01:30] Make it right yourself. Go. Get in there. Get in there. Get in there. Get in there. Get in there. Get in there.

[05:01:44] Wait

[05:01:48] Wait, you got to call that low-key

[05:01:57] Get in there messy messy you out

[05:02:01] Thank you, thank you

[05:02:08] About that time bro, it's time for a stable

[05:02:14] Hey, Ron, I'm getting in there.

[05:02:18] Charlie head.

[05:02:19] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[05:02:24] Hey, hey, hey.

[05:02:26] Hey, hey.

[05:02:32] All but man.

[05:02:36] We're not losing no more.

[05:02:38] We're not losing no more.

[05:02:40] We're not losing no more.

[05:02:41] Wait, wait, run, run.

[05:02:44] You're not even near to goal.

[05:02:46] You're not even near to goal.

[05:02:52] Hey, stay locked.

[05:02:53] Stay locked.

[05:02:53] Stay locked in the laces.

[05:02:55] Stay locked in the laces.

[05:02:56] You fucking bike's real quick.

[05:02:57] Yo, run, you pissing me off.

[05:02:59] You're fucking my day.

[05:03:00] Get the cameras.

[05:03:02] Get the cameras.

[05:03:03] Get the cameras.

[05:03:04] You're good.

[05:03:05] Breathe.

[05:03:06] Breathe, breathe.

[05:03:07] You're good.

[05:03:08] What is this?

[05:03:09] What is this?

[05:03:10] What is this?

[05:03:11] Fair play, fair play.

[05:03:12] What is this?

[05:03:13] Fair play, fair play.

[05:03:14] Are you going to be playing?

[05:03:15] Yes, I am.

[05:03:16] Go, go.

[05:03:17] Go, go.

[05:03:28] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

[05:03:29] Get back, get back, get back, get back up there.

[05:03:33] Get back up here.

[05:03:34] Please, please, please!

[05:03:36] Please!

[05:03:42] Come on, Green!

[05:03:43] Come on, Green, on the loose!

[05:03:44] Come on!

[05:03:50] 15.

[05:03:51] Legs off, legs off, legs off, legs off, legs off.

[05:03:54] What the fuck?

[05:03:55] Ah!

[05:03:56] Oh!

[05:03:57] Ah!

[05:03:58] Ah!

[05:04:00] Nice leg.

[05:04:01] Finish! Finish! Finish!

[05:04:05] Finish! Finish!

[05:04:09] That's on me! That's on me! That's on me!

[05:04:13] No! Play! Play!

[05:04:17] Hey, understand, look at him! The fucking coach want to leave!

[05:04:21] Play! Play! Come on!

[05:04:31] Get up, get up, Bob. Get up, Bob.

[05:04:41] No, they called it, they called it, they called it.

[05:04:46] No, Bob first, Bob first.

[05:04:48] Thank you, ref. Thank you, ref. Thank you, ref.

[05:04:51] Thank you, ref.

[05:04:52] No, no, no.

[05:04:53] Where's the blue guy?

[05:04:54] He's just shit.

[05:04:55] Yep.

[05:04:56] Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

[05:04:58] What?

[05:04:59] I didn't see that, I didn't see that

[05:05:01] I don't see it, I didn't see it

[05:05:03] I didn't see it, I didn't see it

[05:05:05] Alright, one, two, three

[05:05:07] I didn't see it

[05:05:09] Come on, alright

[05:05:11] Last one win, last one win

[05:05:13] Don't shoot the ball until the whistle is hit, okay?

[05:05:15] Yes, sir

[05:05:21] Hi

[05:05:23] Yeah, I'm gonna go

[05:05:25] I'm gonna take it, I'm gonna take it

[05:05:27] Here we go. Here we go.

[05:05:29] Stop it!

[05:05:31] I'm done. I'm done.

[05:05:33] God! God!

[05:05:35] God!

[05:05:37] How the fuck did he just score that?

[05:05:39] We can win.

[05:05:41] Hey, where you going?

[05:05:43] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[05:05:45] God!

[05:05:47] God!

[05:05:49] We out?

[05:05:51] No, no, no.

[05:05:53] Put me in all China, no! Put me in all China! I promise! I promise!

[05:06:00] I'm not a best. I can't do that ever again.

[05:06:17] Where's the mic?

[05:06:18] Mike.

[05:06:20] What's the Mike on the ground?

[05:06:27] You all see a Mike on the ground?

[05:06:29] Jason's Mike.

[05:06:34] Oh fuck, I got it.

[05:06:40] It's okay.

[05:06:42] Not worried.

[05:06:48] I got it, bro. Here. There you go.

[05:07:00] What is Marlon doing?

[05:07:02] He did not flop. I might have a breath of a one fucking hit.

[05:07:08] Fuck, man.

[05:07:10] Why is it fucking freezing out there?

[05:07:15] I got mine.

[05:07:16] You're Marlin you good bro your court is a level rocks

[05:07:29] Game thought over

[05:07:41] How much time is left Marlin get the fuck off the pitch

[05:07:46] Oh my god, Jason's a fucker.

[05:07:49] Oh my god.

[05:07:50] It's already gone over.

[05:07:51] It's 155.

[05:07:52] It's over, Jack.

[05:07:53] I'm about to send everyone a niving kidding.

[05:07:56] Everyone, I'm gonna team kidding.

[05:07:58] Listen, listen.

[05:07:59] Everyone get in one by one slowly.

[05:08:01] Oh my god.

[05:08:02] Quickly.

[05:08:03] Don't make it obvious.

[05:08:04] I don't need you.

[05:08:05] I'm gonna do what I can do.

[05:08:06] Come on.

[05:08:07] One by one.

[05:08:08] One by one.

[05:08:09] Slowly.

[05:08:10] Oh my god.

[05:08:11] Oh my god, it's a hero!

[05:08:15] Should I throw this to Alan? There you go!

[05:08:20] You like this?

[05:08:21] Jason is useless. He's doing nothing to share the match. It's almost...

[05:08:25] Come on, honey!

[05:08:31] What?

[05:08:37] Manball!

[05:08:38] Hey, Alan!

[05:08:40] They don't know what he said.

[05:08:42] They don't know what he said.

[05:08:44] Go, go, go, go!

[05:08:46] Go in, go in.

[05:08:48] Don't make it obvious.

[05:08:50] There's so many reds.

[05:08:52] There's so many reds in the scene.

[05:08:54] There's so many people!

[05:08:56] Go in, go in right now!

[05:09:04] Come on, make it obvious.

[05:09:06] Get ready to go in.

[05:09:08] No, it's not over till it's over Jason I sent him like

[05:09:26] Yo, yo red team if he scores this I'm not kidding to the fucking hell

[05:09:33] Understand me everybody's going to the hell

[05:10:08] My penis is gonna be fucked from this also.

[05:10:10] Can I, can I have your sperm?

[05:10:12] Come on.

[05:10:14] I'm locked right now, bro.

[05:10:15] I know, bro.

[05:10:16] Well, if you know.

[05:10:17] I know.

[05:10:18] I'm about to kill myself.

[05:10:21] There's, there's so many red bites.

[05:10:24] There's so many red bites.

[05:10:26] There's so many.

[05:10:27] Oh!

[05:10:33] Yeah, Lacey, yeah, Lacey!

[05:10:35] Lacey, Lacey, Lacey!

[05:10:36] 2 minutes to score 5 points, and no one has noticed all the red team, oh no they're counting

[05:10:48] they're counting, they're counting, what are you talking about, nobody's out, nobody's

[05:10:59] Out bro!

[05:11:01] It's over?

[05:11:03] No you didn't!

[05:11:05] Get it, get it, get it!

[05:11:07] One minute, one minute, finish it, finish it!

[05:11:09] Game over.

[05:11:11] Game over.

[05:11:13] He's doing laps.

[05:11:19] That's engage.

[05:11:21] It's over.

[05:11:23] It's fucking over.

[05:11:25] Run!

[05:11:27] What happened?

[05:11:29] What happened?

[05:11:31] What happened?

[05:11:33] Hey, finish the game!

[05:11:35] I know how to finish it!

[05:11:37] Hey!

[05:11:39] Hey!

[05:11:41] Hey!

[05:11:43] Oh, no, no, I'll finish the game!

[05:11:45] We lost some bonus!

[05:11:47] We're not winning, shit!

[05:11:49] Our sperm is done!

[05:11:51] Our sperm is done!

[05:11:53] Please, bro!

[05:11:55] No. Just take it.

[05:11:56] Put the five in, bro.

[05:11:57] How much time is left? How much time is left?

[05:11:59] One minute. It's one minute left, really.

[05:12:00] Two, five, six, seven, eight.

[05:12:02] Three minutes to game!

[05:12:03] Like, three minutes, four minutes, five minutes.

[05:12:05] Boy, keep going up, huh?

[05:12:06] Three minutes to game!

[05:12:08] It's right now, bro.

[05:12:09] It's right now.

[05:12:10] That's your time at it. That's your time at it.

[05:12:11] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[05:12:12] The more time you guys waste, the more I had to talk to you.

[05:12:13] No, no, no, no.

[05:12:15] What was the five?

[05:12:16] Uh...

[05:12:17] Yeah, I don't get fucking...

[05:12:19] Just pull people out right now. Pull people out.

[05:12:21] Everybody out! Accept!

[05:12:23] You, you, you.

[05:12:24] 10 minutes.

[05:12:27] Your out.

[05:12:29] Out?

[05:12:30] Out.

[05:12:42] Run out come on!

[05:12:51] Hold on, hold on, hold on.

[05:12:53] I don't know.

[05:12:55] I'm not orforming, I'm locking.

[05:12:57] You guys got this?

[05:12:59] At least you got your message out of the game.

[05:13:05] He's standing here.

[05:13:07] He's standing here.

[05:13:09] We're going up to there.

[05:13:11] He's standing here and coming out.

[05:13:17] I'm going out.

[05:13:19] I like that.

[05:13:21] That's all I thought I got we finish it right? We gotta celebrate first. Oh, let's get this fucking double. It was a door

[05:13:26] Come on, let's move move move finish and finish and finish it

[05:13:41] Ggs

[05:13:51] Go ahead and take your photos y'all right now right now

[05:14:02] This is a useless team chat. No finish game finish game. I'm retiring as coach one second. Everybody

[05:14:10] I'm retiring

[05:14:15] Coach you're on more points than some of your players. I have more points than some of my players

[05:14:19] Oh my fucking god, I'll never do this again

[05:14:37] I wonder what your kids gonna look like

[05:14:49] Hey, nice job, nice job, team.

[05:14:51] Do I call it?

[05:14:52] Do I call my team?

[05:14:52] Do I raise the time?

[05:14:53] You just got someone hurt by a fucking pro long at a game

[05:14:56] 15 minutes.

[05:14:57] That's what happened to me last year.

[05:14:58] No, Raph, that's about 30 seconds left.

[05:15:00] Call the fucking game.

[05:15:01] You know what?

[05:15:01] My back, my back, my phone.

[05:15:03] Your quarters are level, Raph.

[05:15:05] Just again.

[05:15:05] So are these problems?

[05:15:06] Are these problems of the time of the time?

[05:15:08] This guy looses stress.

[05:15:09] Is that the penalty?

[05:15:10] Yo, how is the penalty everywhere?

[05:15:12] It happened at fucking half-core.

[05:15:14] You are going to pay the penalty.

[05:15:16] But he's saying paint or raps.

[05:15:18] And the illusion.

[05:15:19] I do that.

[05:15:27] Call it!

[05:15:28] Call it!

[05:15:29] What's the score?

[05:15:30] Yeah!

[05:15:31] Yeah!

[05:15:32] Yeah!

[05:15:33] Yeah!

[05:15:34] Yeah!

[05:15:35] Yeah!

[05:15:36] Yeah!

[05:15:36] Hey!

[05:15:37] Hey!

[05:15:38] Hey!

[05:15:39] Hey!

[05:15:40] Hey!

[05:15:41] Hey!

[05:15:42] Hey!

[05:15:43] Hey!

[05:15:44] Hey!

[05:15:45] Oh

[05:16:02] Hey 18 years

[05:16:09] You guys are gonna be good

[05:16:12] But you live

[05:16:15] Sorry, bro. Keep your head up.

[05:16:17] It's all over the dust.

[05:16:19] This is the first place.

[05:16:21] So how you all gonna like collect this burn?

[05:16:23] We need help, bro.

[05:16:25] You guys to train for how many hours?

[05:16:27] Shhh!

[05:16:29] We need to collect this burn.

[05:16:31] We need to collect this burn.

[05:16:33] We need to collect this burn.

[05:16:35] We need to collect this burn.

[05:16:37] I know. That's too firm.

[05:16:39] We need to collect this burn.

[05:16:41] I can't breathe.

[05:16:43] and I actually can't believe I'm so happy.

[05:16:45] No, I'm so happy.

[05:16:47] You need to put it all on the field.

[05:16:49] Don't go work, brah.

[05:16:50] Well, it came off, brah.

[05:16:51] It was all off there.

[05:16:52] We're going to brah.

[05:16:54] Man, listen, you win some and lose some

[05:16:56] and you guys didn't really lose eye loss.

[05:16:58] I've got to donate my sperm now.

[05:17:00] You guys are going home to being happy.

[05:17:03] I got to donate my sperm with this stuff.

[05:17:05] So, I don't know, like,

[05:17:07] you shouldn't mix our sperm together

[05:17:08] and donate to another one.

[05:17:09] We've done it.

[05:17:10] We've done it.

[05:17:11] Okay, great game.

[05:17:12] Hey, man. Hey, man. Hey, man.

[05:17:14] Hey, hey, man. Hey, man.

[05:17:16] Hey, man. Hey, man.

[05:17:18] I got a fucking goal.

[05:17:20] You're done. You're done.

[05:17:22] Nice. Yeah, man.

[05:17:24] You're done.

[05:17:26] Yo, if you need someone to hook the cup for me, I got you.

[05:17:28] You're done.

[05:17:30] Hey, you're gonna knock it off.

[05:17:32] Sorry, that's your...

[05:17:34] Okay.

[05:17:36] You're not gonna play?

[05:17:38] Hey, man. How you do, bro?

[05:17:40] I do.

[05:17:41] Never again.

[05:17:42] Never?

[05:17:42] What are you talking about?

[05:17:43] 10 million likes.

[05:17:44] 10 million likes.

[05:17:44] Let me try.

[05:17:45] Let me try.

[05:17:46] I don't want to lose.

[05:17:46] Let me try to win.

[05:17:47] Let's go.

[05:17:53] Fuck!

[05:17:54] You can't even pick up a phone.

[05:17:55] Fuck!

[05:17:56] Fuck you live two hours away!

[05:17:59] Oh my god!

[05:18:02] I'm going to go see what I feel as a fucking loser.

[05:18:05] Take with the fun.

[05:18:07] We just, maybe it's me.

[05:18:12] Maybe it's fucking me.

[05:18:13] Everyone's gotta go to the house.

[05:18:15] Whatever, that looks like it.

[05:18:17] Who's the hell?

[05:18:18] I need everyone.

[05:18:19] Yo, Red Team!

[05:18:20] Yo, anyone who was on Red Team, come here real quick!

[05:18:24] They don't even know.

[05:18:25] They don't even surprise me.

[05:18:25] All right!

[05:18:26] All right!

[05:18:27] All right!

[05:18:28] All right!

[05:18:29] All right!

[05:18:30] All right!

[05:18:31] All right, Red Team!

[05:18:32] I have a surprise for everyone who played.

[05:18:35] I got a big surprise for everyone.

[05:18:36] Everybody 30 fucking burpees right fucking now. I'm not playing you're starting us off. Go start us off

[05:18:44] Come on

[05:18:47] Jump jump burpees everyone

[05:19:00] 15 burpees minimum

[05:19:06] 6 more minimum!

[05:19:18] What the fuck are you doing to all my asses?

[05:19:24] We're done, we're done.

[05:19:27] Ah, y'all!

[05:19:40] To the hells, everyone!

[05:19:57] Why do we win? Why do we win? Why do we win?

[05:20:01] Why do we win?

[05:20:02] I thought we were boys. I thought we were boys.

[05:20:04] It was him, bro. It was him.

[05:20:05] Fuck you. Fuck you.

[05:20:06] It was him.

[05:20:11] Alright, well, we'll check back on my kid in 18 years.

[05:20:13] Hopefully he has good genes.

[05:20:16] Hey, Siri, send a reminder for 18 years.

[05:20:21] I don't even need to play.

[05:20:23] This idea is pissing me off, man.

[05:20:25] I'm gonna lay at your end of the place!

[05:20:27] Ha ha ha ha!

[05:20:29] Up! Up! Down!

[05:20:31] Man, I'm just... I'm astonished.

[05:20:34] Holy fuck, Chad. GG's.

[05:20:36] G-fucking G's.

[05:20:38] GG's.

[05:20:40] I'm calling a tow truck on Marlin.

[05:20:42] Yeah, nice shot, Peco.

[05:20:43] Down!

[05:20:44] We need more lips next time.

[05:20:45] Let's go try.

[05:20:46] I need both of them.

[05:20:47] I know. It's okay.

[05:20:49] Marlin, come on, bro.

[05:20:51] Up!

[05:20:52] Put that chest on, Marlin.

[05:20:53] Down!

[05:20:54] down up down up down up up down down up down up down

[05:21:14] guys we lost

[05:22:14] Yo, Jason, are we out?

[05:22:21] Yeah, we're fucking good, bro, it's fucking good, bro.

[05:22:25] It's Sarah, Lydiello.

[05:22:27] Let's go, let's go.

[05:22:30] Let's do it, bro, let's fucking do it.

[05:22:33] Thank you, brother, thank you, thank you.

[05:22:38] Yo, Jason, are we out?

[05:22:41] Of course, dude.

[05:22:43] Have your jacket.

[05:22:45] Make your room clear.

[05:22:46] Look here.

[05:22:47] Make it up here.

[05:22:49] It's the hourglass.

[05:22:54] You gotta pick my name.

[05:22:56] Whoa!

[05:22:57] We got the mountain files.

[05:22:59] Files?

[05:23:00] Yeah, Files.

[05:23:01] I'm in them.

[05:23:02] Okay, what?

[05:23:03] I'm on my duty suit.

[05:23:05] I'm on my duty suit.

[05:23:06] Yeah, look at that.

[05:23:08] All right.

[05:23:09] This time I'll bless you.

[05:23:11] Please.

[05:23:12] Please.

[05:23:14] Please.

[05:23:15] Please.

[05:23:16] Yeah.

[05:23:17] We out.

[05:23:17] Yeah.

[05:23:18] I need a sauce that a nice kind of one.

[05:23:19] All right.

[05:23:20] Yeah, it was too.

[05:23:21] Yeah.

[05:23:22] Appreciate it.

[05:23:23] Yeah, of course.

[05:23:23] Oh, yeah.

[05:23:24] Of course.

[05:23:24] You played great.

[05:23:25] Thank you.

[05:23:26] We out, bro.

[05:23:27] We out right now.

[05:23:28] Come on.

[05:23:28] Get out of there.

[05:23:29] Get out of here.

[05:23:29] Get out.

[05:23:30] Get out.

[05:23:31] Get out.

[05:23:32] Everybody meet and greet at 371, Superallon.

[05:23:34] One more.

[05:23:35] Get out of here.

[05:23:36] Do you have everything you brought?

[05:23:37] Yup.

[05:23:38] Jason, do you get a flip?

[05:23:39] Jason's elbow.

[05:23:41] Other elbow.

[05:23:43] I got double joints, bros.

[05:23:45] That's why I'm on the team.

[05:23:47] Hey, Ron, how are things?

[05:23:49] And I was watching you.

[05:23:51] I was seeing what you were doing.

[05:23:53] Yo, Red!

[05:23:55] I got confused.

[05:23:57] I couldn't pick up the fucking ball.

[05:23:59] I was like, what?

[05:24:01] Maximum flex, boys.

[05:24:05] Six God.

[05:24:09] You can have a bar at those guys.

[05:24:11] Uh, probably.

[05:24:13] You think he's Sunday?

[05:24:15] Hey, can I be a sweater?

[05:24:17] No, you can't.

[05:24:19] Fuck no.

[05:24:21] What's my name?

[05:24:23] Ronaldo.

[05:24:25] Ronaldo.

[05:24:27] Thank you, bro.

[05:24:29] Alright, man.

[05:24:31] Thanks.

[05:24:33] Thanks, sir.

[05:24:35] Thanks, sir.

[05:24:37] Oh, um, okay, yeah, I got you

[05:24:49] She can go dominate I'm gonna score a hatchwork

[05:24:53] Yeah, let's do it, bro

[05:24:57] Hey good games chat. I see you guys

[05:25:07] Hey! Hey man!

[05:25:09] What's your big game?

[05:25:10] Hey! Hey! Good games, man! Seriously!

[05:25:12] Good games, great games!

[05:25:16] Okay, hey y'all!

[05:25:17] What up, what?

[05:25:18] I said, hey, okay!

[05:25:19] What up, what up?

[05:25:20] Hey, good games, coach!

[05:25:22] So, how do I start to donate my sperm?

[05:25:25] Oh yeah, man, come on!

[05:25:27] Let's go, man! Let's do it!

[05:25:28] Oh, Jesus!

[05:25:30] I did give it to you!

[05:25:31] Of course!

[05:25:32] Yeah, yeah, yeah!

[05:25:33] You signed it?

[05:25:34] I can fix my phone back!

[05:25:37] Hi, y'all.

[05:25:38] Hey, back.

[05:25:40] It's a buck, bro.

[05:25:41] Hi.

[05:25:42] You're in the front?

[05:25:43] Yeah, yeah.

[05:25:45] That's two of them.

[05:25:46] Let's have some fun.

[05:25:48] No, no, let's go to the selfie.

[05:25:50] Your vibes, you know?

[05:25:53] Can I see you, bro?

[05:25:55] Yeah, of course, bro.

[05:25:56] Any time, you know?

[05:25:57] Hit me wherever.

[05:25:59] That's a good guy right there.

[05:26:01] Oh, yeah.

[05:26:02] That's what I'm scared of.

[05:26:04] All right.

[05:26:06] I don't think it's a family.

[05:26:08] He's in the back of the house.

[05:26:09] Why?

[05:26:10] I don't know if he's trying to do it for me.

[05:26:11] Wait, John, are you a private?

[05:26:12] Yeah, I got it.

[05:26:13] Come on, get in the back.

[05:26:14] OK.

[05:26:15] Easy.

[05:26:15] Yeah.

[05:26:25] Are they back?

[05:26:26] Yes.

[05:26:26] Is that OK?

[05:26:27] Yes.

[05:26:32] Game chat.

[05:26:33] Let's fire her.

[05:26:34] Straight to the sperm bank?

[05:26:35] Let's fire her.

[05:26:36] Hey, W-Vent, Jason, that was nice.

[05:26:38] Hi, Joe.

[05:26:39] How was your drive on it?

[05:26:40] That was good.

[05:26:41] How far is the drive?

[05:26:42] Pull it in the back!

[05:26:43] I'll drive it.

[05:26:44] How far is the drive fast?

[05:26:45] Don't turn.

[05:26:46] You want me to...

[05:26:47] You want me to 107 or no?

[05:26:49] Huh.

[05:26:50] Good vibes, man.

[05:26:52] That was a W-Vent, man.

[05:26:54] W. Jason in the chat.

[05:26:55] Good guy.

[05:26:56] You're open on John.

[05:26:57] Stay on here.

[05:26:58] Stay on here, or not?

[05:27:00] All righty.

[05:27:01] What are you thinking?

[05:27:03] Oh

[05:27:07] I got tired of that bad of a drive. I bet let's get out of here man. Not bad of a drive chat. Oh

[05:27:14] Be careful hitting children my hips. I have everyone jumping the Mayback. Yeah, I'll go back to your windows down

[05:27:23] That guy's got a ski mask. Don't get me home. Give me home. He's got a gun

[05:27:28] More than be careful that guy's got a gun

[05:27:30] The fuck's why these guys skied up? Yeah guys being weird chat throw a water bottle on his face

[05:27:41] This guy's being weird he's got a key your car run

[05:27:46] He's not man. What's up with this guy?

[05:27:49] By Ronaldo stable hold on

[05:27:53] Bad W's

[05:27:55] That guy's being a weirdo

[05:27:57] yeah I would move bro what the fuck is this guy on he's got a ski mask he's

[05:28:02] trying to come to your car what a weirdo bro that guy was a weirdo

[05:28:12] I don't know now you go I was staring at this guy making sure he didn't stab

[05:28:17] Jason's fucking car WL you go chat I don't you go into chat whoa you know what

[05:28:25] route out all they're saying it's Jack Dordy's goons Dordy Morty 40 doons

[05:28:31] oh my god we made it out

[05:28:39] makes the ISO

[05:28:41] so put her on the motor

[05:28:45] we could have a little ingest hot I mean I guess

[05:28:49] change the shutter and the aperture

[05:28:52] I'm gonna do that with the yedder's coughs.

[05:28:55] I'm gonna take it out of the water, I could be...

[05:28:56] Keep the auto on, just change the shutter.

[05:29:01] W been in the chat, man. Had all the kids pulled up.

[05:29:05] You're softening your mouth, I was like...

[05:29:06] You can't fix it?

[05:29:07] I'm not, I'm not.

[05:29:08] I'm gonna take my coat off.

[05:29:09] Yeah.

[05:29:10] You're not soft yet?

[05:29:11] I'm not soft yet.

[05:29:12] I'm just gonna kill him.

[05:29:17] What?

[05:29:18] Yeah, I don't hit him.

[05:29:19] I was focused on a bad guy, bro.

[05:29:21] bad guy bro that was it that was cool bro when you're chasing me bad just make

[05:29:26] sure the shirt is at one out of one out of six me yeah because you just turn

[05:29:33] up with the circle the circle button on the right the right side of the

[05:29:38] jam bro we didn't get a peck of his McDonald's because we didn't fucking win

[05:29:42] bro so should we go straight to the sperm bank now should we make sure

[05:29:48] sperm together and give it to a person like how does this work yeah Chad do I

[05:29:52] have to actually donate my sperm I mean that was the bet right how do we donate

[05:29:57] our sperm I don't have any nut in me right now boss what who remembers what

[05:30:01] Jason said about the baby do

[05:30:04] Kekwa?

[05:30:05] Duh.

[05:30:06] Oh fuck.

[05:30:07] Damn, bro, we love you.

[05:30:09] You guys are saying XCC Rage, she's not in the library, he's a fucking mad streamer.

[05:30:14] Some good people there, bro.

[05:30:17] Yeah, bro, like 14 people came late apparently.

[05:30:22] Yeah, as mad people came late.

[05:30:24] Apparently, that's what they say.

[05:30:26] Bro, messy.

[05:30:28] Team people came late apparently.

[05:30:30] Yeah, it was mad people came late.

[05:30:32] Apparently, that's what they say.

[05:30:33] Bro, Messi, Messi wasn't performing today, bro.

[05:30:37] He used to, yeah.

[05:30:38] He did that bicycle that one time.

[05:30:40] I mean, he got a goal, bro.

[05:30:41] I'm gonna be honest with you, bro.

[05:30:43] We look he might need to hit the gym.

[05:30:46] Bro, we gotta get on our coach, man,

[05:30:48] or something, bro.

[05:30:50] We got a refiner's skills.

[05:30:51] The Cherry Match is literally next month,

[05:30:53] you know what I'm saying?

[05:30:54] Y'all needing sperm as a short person can't be good.

[05:30:57] I'm 5 foot 8. What does that have to do with anything?

[05:31:01] You're 5 foot 8?

[05:31:02] 7.

[05:31:03] 5 foot 7?

[05:31:04] Yes.

[05:31:05] Dan, bro, should I start wearing hypers?

[05:31:08] No. Embrace your hypers.

[05:31:11] It's not about what's outside, it's about what's in here.

[05:31:15] Shut your bitch-ass up, bro.

[05:31:19] Dan, bro, I really scored more than my team.

[05:31:24] We both got one today, bro. We both got one. That's all that matters. We did something. You know what I mean?

[05:31:32] So sad

[05:31:34] I'm so fucking upset bro. At least we lost to Marlin and not like fucking

[05:31:40] like

[05:31:42] Someone chopped

[05:31:43] I mean could be worse

[05:31:45] Right, bro. No bro. Marlin needs to fucking be defeated chat. He needs to be fucking defeated. I

[05:31:52] I mean, Braden had that one clip on him.

[05:31:56] Oh.

[05:31:58] He's just his PSL is too high, man.

[05:32:02] It's unbeatable, bro.

[05:32:04] We all can eat a bigger pitch.

[05:32:06] Bigger pitch? I mean...

[05:32:08] We need to just get in the fucking gym, bro.

[05:32:11] That's what we need to do.

[05:32:12] We need someone to tell us what to fucking do.

[05:32:14] We need to place it...

[05:32:15] We need to put the ball on the foot.

[05:32:16] Like, we just gotta get in there.

[05:32:18] Oh, what the fuck?

[05:32:19] I'm gonna kill this person.

[05:32:20] Holy shit

[05:32:26] McDonald's

[05:32:39] Damn bro, we were rainbow six seats tournament, sir. I was thinking of work like who who's paired up with who I don't know

[05:32:44] Probably I'm with Bruce and Kuffam did ass. I think my game is already over. Geez. Well, I heard I'm with Senna

[05:32:50] So, oh, yeah, yes, it's all the worst dog shit at every video game. Yeah, I mean, who's who's doing the pairing like this?

[05:32:58] Guys, that's not that's not a cinema game, bro

[05:33:00] I'm gonna lose first fucking round because

[05:33:03] Kuffam's gonna be just fucking yelling and Bruce is just gonna just be Bruce very so cool

[05:33:09] It's really beef off, bro. We really made bad bros

[05:33:14] Oh, he's got a cool right there.

[05:33:16] He's got his payback his number out of 150.

[05:33:19] That's your two ton though.

[05:33:21] This shit's two ton Joe by Virgil.

[05:33:24] It's pretty fine.

[05:33:25] I'm just gonna let me fucking go ahead.

[05:33:27] Oh my god.

[05:33:36] Good luck everybody, I turn now.

[05:33:37] Right, right, right here.

[05:33:39] Oh!

[05:33:41] Good luck everybody, I turn around.

[05:33:43] We're chillin man. God. I hate backseat drivers. I never miss a term ever in my life ever

[05:33:52] I will never miss a term

[05:34:00] Just letting you know bro damn bro never been in a car actually we really lost bro. Yes. We fucking lost

[05:34:06] So now do we so I gotta go live and just don't into a sperm egg

[05:34:09] Yes, you go to a fucking sperm bank you come in the bathroom and then you give it put in the bottle you give it to someone's fucking baby mama

[05:34:21] That's how work that sense up earlier. I don't know sometimes I speak too fast

[05:34:27] I speak before I think and then words just come out of my mouth

[05:34:32] I'm so fucking ready

[05:34:34] spring break spring break is literally next week I think wait really yeah like

[05:34:43] beginning of next week like Monday I think the third the weekend of the 13th

[05:34:48] that following week so maybe a week and a half for most people spring break

[05:34:58] What are we on bro?

[05:35:00] Should probably go to Miami.

[05:35:02] I'm about to head to Miami.

[05:35:03] Really?

[05:35:04] I'll head to this month, maybe.

[05:35:06] Should we go to a spring break then?

[05:35:08] What are you trying to go?

[05:35:10] I mean I went last year to UD.

[05:35:13] Chad, who remembers that?

[05:35:15] It was me, UD Marlon and Lacey I think.

[05:35:17] For real? Last year?

[05:35:18] Yeah.

[05:35:19] I don't remember that.

[05:35:20] Wait, are you going to Vegas soon?

[05:35:21] Yeah, for one day I think.

[05:35:23] One day in Vegas, what are you going to do?

[05:35:24] Oh, the slap of the power slap.

[05:35:26] my girl is going to Miami well that's not sure girl

[05:35:40] you really you really you who's about to do Miami Spring Break will you feel like

[05:35:45] I'm not on that time I'm just going with the bros all right go with the

[05:35:50] bros like bro I want you to pull up bro just have a good time

[05:35:54] I have to drive cool cars and fucking go to the ASU front.

[05:35:58] Wait, wait, I can't go to Florida, I just realized.

[05:36:01] Why, man?

[05:36:02] JD's waiting for me.

[05:36:03] Oh, shit.

[05:36:05] Oh, shit.

[05:36:06] JD5.

[05:36:07] JD5 is waiting for me.

[05:36:09] Yeah, you might get slimed down.

[05:36:10] JD17.

[05:36:11] Oh, shit.

[05:36:13] JD17.

[05:36:18] Ladies, if JD's security guard tries picking me up,

[05:36:21] are you going to slam JD?

[05:36:22] Yeah, what?

[05:36:24] He's on security you're fucking on that. Oh, yeah

[05:36:32] The security knocks me out guess you're rich gets what I'm where we're actually rich

[05:36:38] Yes, like you you had a security and

[05:36:42] I would love for security knock me out. I might be kidding. Oh my god. I actually pray for that. That'd be crazy

[05:36:54] I'm sorry for London, but you said London absolutely fucking

[05:37:01] why London might be the worst place in the world's for all the people though I

[05:37:08] mean the people are cool people are the best I'm at it's just really fucking

[05:37:12] trash gray rain and is depressing up there maybe in March is not as bad

[05:37:17] I mean April, cause April's like spring, no?

[05:37:20] I don't know, I hope.

[05:37:22] I fucking hope so.

[05:37:24] Cause last time, Charity Match was in March, if I remember correctly.

[05:37:27] But now it's in April, which means the sun might be out.

[05:37:31] Rn is waiting.

[05:37:33] Oh fuck no. Oh my god.

[05:37:35] I told Rn to make sure to come to the Charity Match and see you.

[05:37:37] Oh fuck no.

[05:37:39] Oh yeah.

[05:37:41] I feel like his appearance is waiting next month.

[05:37:44] Rn appearance, very so.

[05:37:46] I'm fucking tired, bro.

[05:37:53] I'm tired.

[05:37:56] I'm also ass at football, bro.

[05:38:01] I don't know, but bro, that looks just to me as I'm not ready.

[05:38:05] I gotta start training.

[05:38:06] Bro, we gotta start training.

[05:38:07] Maybe if you responded to Griffin we could.

[05:38:09] I did.

[05:38:10] You could give a day.

[05:38:11] I literally did.

[05:38:12] You responded saying what day and you didn't respond.

[05:38:13] Are you dumb?

[05:38:14] He gave two days and I said I'm down.

[05:38:16] Yeah, that's not how that works.

[05:38:18] Yes, it is.

[05:38:19] He said Monday and Wednesday, and I said, let's do it.

[05:38:21] OK, dude.

[05:38:22] Whatever you say, dude.

[05:38:24] Don't get mad at me, dude.

[05:38:26] Fucking dipshit.

[05:38:30] Don't get mad at me, dude.

[05:38:32] There you go.

[05:38:33] I'm hungry.

[05:38:35] I'm starving.

[05:38:37] They're all gone, bro.

[05:38:38] I

[05:38:44] Want to play our six

[05:38:47] She we

[05:38:51] Bro, I'm trying to play sees go or six. You're not a gamer anymore. No, I'm on my game of shit

[05:38:56] I'm a gamer. I'm on my game of shit. I want to play I'm like Valorant

[05:39:00] Oh, of course. I look he like Valorant, bro. Oh, of course. I ain't gonna lie. I'm classic classic

[05:39:07] I like valorous use go our six three coming up. I want to play our six the R6 20 should be fun

[05:39:14] Maybe tomorrow we have our six wait. What are you doing tomorrow? Are you playing resident evil?

[05:39:23] Our six tomorrow

[05:39:26] Not about shoutout bad show bro. That's how our six tomorrow

[05:39:30] Maybe I can call jing jing say 3d3 every right not a nabs, bro

[05:39:38] Nabs bro, and then Sunday attorney. I'm playing. I'm only one of Tyler one in league

[05:39:46] Come on, bro. I'm on every fucking game

[05:39:49] They call junk off

[05:39:54] It's even live

[05:39:56] I think I'll pick up my friend three GGs

[05:40:11] I'll stable for bothering John go off stream all right

[05:40:21] Broke off like a iPad kid

[05:40:26] Fuck, he has the ball right. What do we have? Oh, shit. Actually? Dude, actually?

[05:40:35] Actually.

[05:40:38] Damn, bro.

[05:40:39] Thirty more minutes, man.

[05:40:40] Nope. Five.

[05:40:42] Ah, man. Don't walk.

[05:40:45] Whoa!

[05:40:46] Slowest fucking turn ever.

[05:40:48] I

[05:40:52] She's script something where you hit something in the road and we say it's a human and we get all the viewers switch on

[05:40:57] That would hit bear

[05:40:59] At one time got my I crashed my main bag, but it actually crashed here and got a lot of things

[05:41:04] So maybe we fake and crash

[05:41:05] We were here by heavy, I'm not carrying

[05:41:08] Marlon launched the SF90 that we were in

[05:41:11] And I was looking at cameras on Marlon

[05:41:14] Some like homeless dude

[05:41:16] Walked in front of it

[05:41:17] And my morning didn't stop and he like I'm done like he was like he walked past as a 90 by like half a second

[05:41:24] So I almost fucking down. He would have killed him. I would actually kill the dude, but the guy would have went flying

[05:41:28] Oh, I'm going easy like 50. That would be fucking horrible. Oh my god. My life's career. That'd be the ritual literally

[05:41:34] You can really play soccer. You're lost a lot of weight. I see the progression.

[05:41:48] What? Uh, lie?

[05:41:49] Thank you, bro. That's actually love. Dead ass, that is love.

[05:41:53] Is that real?

[05:41:54] That's some legendary shit right there. A real message.

[05:41:57] Thank you.

[05:41:58] Hey Ron, just wanted to say that you are my favorite streamer and you're killing it.

[05:42:07] You deserve a meal today.

[05:42:09] What the fuck?

[05:42:10] Am I getting bodied?

[05:42:11] Why is it so nice?

[05:42:12] What's my chest, Andrew?

[05:42:13] Uh, 60 said...

[05:42:14] Wait, what did he say?

[05:42:15] He said, uh...

[05:42:16] Jason, the black hair looks good on you.

[05:42:17] Thanks, bro.

[05:42:18] I'm just feeling a little bit insecure about it.

[05:42:19] Thanks for the nice comment.

[05:42:20] Jason, the black hair looks good on you. Thanks, bro. I'm just feeling a little bit insecure about it. Thanks for the nice comment.

[05:42:29] Jason, sleep driving.

[05:42:32] Mom, it's Phantom.

[05:42:34] You're so sexy when you drive.

[05:42:37] Hey, thanks, bro.

[05:42:38] The glasses look good on you, Jason.

[05:42:41] Thank you, bro.

[05:42:43] Sending hate from Tel Aviv. Men, y'all, Benjamin.

[05:42:46] Okay.

[05:42:47] Wow. He's in my jack.

[05:42:48] Ask him you're sure tomorrow?

[05:42:50] I'll bet you in my job, now you're getting brilliant.

[05:42:54] He's literally here.

[05:42:55] I see his name.

[05:42:56] Should we step out and go to a wall?

[05:42:58] I don't know, bro.

[05:42:59] I mean, he's already here.

[05:43:00] He did me five bits.

[05:43:02] I might just see a thousand gifted in this I get.

[05:43:04] It might be.

[05:43:05] Careful.

[05:43:06] Go watch him.

[05:43:08] Always.

[05:43:09] Wait.

[05:43:11] Shhh.

[05:43:13] Shhh.

[05:43:16] Dude, I don't know what I've been feeling with my appendix is like bursting like low-key don't play about

[05:43:21] And then really much the almost ruptured almost died. I'm actually scared. I feel like a tight pain right under my

[05:43:26] Soprote that that's that didn't that gives me PTSD

[05:43:31] I don't give a fuck bro

[05:43:33] Fuck you bitch. You got to pay $300 today to open your may bang. You're a fucking dumbass

[05:43:39] Listen bro, I got may bang money. It's no matter to me

[05:43:43] What the fuck does that even mean?

[05:43:47] Who knows exactly what it means?

[05:43:50] Ole, Ole, Ole, Ole!

[05:43:53] I got France winning the World Cup!

[05:43:56] Okay, Ghana.

[05:43:58] Really?

[05:43:59] No.

[05:44:00] Well...

[05:44:02] What's the cure for STD?

[05:44:04] Everything, the government holds everything and they want everyone to have problems so that we can pay for medicine.

[05:44:08] The medicine company is the biggest companies in the world, then they profit the most off that.

[05:44:11] Every type of cancer, how old is he?

[05:44:13] Like in Yahoo.

[05:44:15] By the Yahoo's.

[05:44:17] Ha ha ha ha.

[05:44:22] Ah, man. What a fucking night.

[05:44:27] Is that a black truck behind you?

[05:44:30] Don't be weird, bro. This chat's being weird now, bro.

[05:44:32] No, they got a chill, bro.

[05:44:34] Yeah, you know I'm about to get sued?

[05:44:36] By who?

[05:44:37] By CS.

[05:44:38] CS Go.

[05:44:39] Yeah, Counter-Strike.

[05:44:40] Why?

[05:44:41] Um, because I'm in the lawsuit right now for, um, opening cases on string.

[05:44:46] What?

[05:44:47] That's part of the game?

[05:44:48] I blame ODA Pixel though for getting addicted.

[05:44:50] Wait, is that not the game?

[05:44:51] I don't know.

[05:44:52] I'm in the files.

[05:44:53] Oh, shit.

[05:44:54] I'm badass.

[05:44:55] How many files are you part of?

[05:44:56] Three.

[05:44:57] Jesus, man.

[05:44:58] That's 32 many.

[05:45:00] Wait, what's the third one?

[05:45:02] What do you mean?

[05:45:03] What's the third one?

[05:45:04] Well, um, the date's files is one.

[05:45:08] Okay.

[05:45:09] C.S. Files. That's the last one.

[05:45:16] I come from a land of...

[05:45:21] I come from a land of...

[05:45:27] Let's get that go out, shall we?

[05:45:30] Deegloft. Deegloft. Deegloft. Deegloft. Deegloft. Deegloft.

[05:45:37] Can't wait.

[05:45:39] You gotta turn this off.

[05:45:41] Shit.

[05:45:43] You gotta change gear.

[05:45:45] It's all you.

[05:45:47] I gotta go find it.

[05:45:55] This is a ritual, bro.

[05:46:03] It's a ritual.

[05:46:07] I

[05:46:28] Is all you bro come on dance

[05:46:30] You're about to get blessed forever

[05:46:33] I'm not even kidding, but you're about to spawn millions of dollars in your bank

[05:46:37] No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[05:46:39] I'm not that type of guy.

[05:46:41] I'm not that type of guy.

[05:46:43] I'm like, you're not.

[05:46:45] Apparently me, Jeepsy, and Lacey are doing Austin,

[05:46:47] and I tell them, you've...

[05:46:49] What?

[05:46:51] What?

[05:46:53] You think Epstein's alive?

[05:46:55] Yes.

[05:46:57] He was actually on Fortnite?

[05:46:59] No.

[05:47:01] You're sure?

[05:47:03] Epstein has a distraction from the main dude.

[05:47:05] other dude that doesn't weigh worse, but he's controlling it. I've seen, and I don't want to speak too much because I'll get killed, but if you know the names, it's over.

[05:47:13] Oh, fuck. Shit.

[05:47:16] She's actually scary and fucking horrifying.

[05:47:19] I mean, that's the whole government that eats babies.

[05:47:22] It's been a ritual for her to do something, bro.

[05:47:24] I'm not in shit, and I should.

[05:47:26] Listen, we're all being a million or not a billion there. I'm giving a fuck.

[05:47:30] Bro, but if no one takes action, no one can take action.

[05:47:33] It's been a thing for hundreds and hundreds of years.

[05:47:36] Something needs to change, bro.

[05:47:38] And we could start that change.

[05:47:41] We need to start an alliance.

[05:47:42] There's no chance.

[05:47:45] Let's just have Marlon on our side,

[05:47:47] and we can accomplish anything.

[05:47:48] Now you're speaking my language.

[05:47:50] We can't accomplish anything.

[05:47:50] Not with the self-report of doom.

[05:47:53] What the fuck are you talking about?

[05:47:56] I come from a down-down under.

[05:47:59] Pretending like you don't know the lyrics, classic.

[05:48:01] You know it's how I come from a land down underground.

[05:48:05] I know what you're talking about.

[05:48:06] Just sing it with your chest.

[05:48:15] I kind of fucking made that. I'm a fucking dumbass loser chug.

[05:48:18] Put your brights on, guys.

[05:48:19] I'm such a little fucking...

[05:48:20] I'm telling you, you're never gonna make it.

[05:48:21] You gotta let something... Yeah, there you go. See? Watch.

[05:48:23] Now, next one? Next one? Next one, like...

[05:48:25] Oh, you fucking...

[05:48:26] Go, go, go, go, go, go.

[05:48:27] Wash it, wash it, go, go, go!

[05:48:29] Why does it just put your fucking washers on it?

[05:48:31] Washers, wash it, wash it, wait, my cards get sold?

[05:48:33] Oh my god. Is that your pink?

[05:48:35] GT3 dollars?

[05:48:37] That was Grace Corrupted Mind.

[05:48:39] Chief M4 Competiton.

[05:48:41] Niiiice!

[05:48:43] If I had a billion dollars, I wouldn't be a billionaire for longer than a day.

[05:48:45] I'd give all my money away.

[05:48:47] So you have W Ron and the Child of Five gifted with that?

[05:48:49] I'd give all my money away too, bro.

[05:48:51] A billion is too much money.

[05:48:53] No, I'm not even kidding after seeing it.

[05:48:55] Bank account just to experience the lack of someone for the first time

[05:49:02] No, you can't go back now because I was telling the truth fail

[05:49:10] I promise you I would I

[05:49:13] Swear to God I would sell everything if I could go back to being like a kid playing black ops through the first time or like

[05:49:18] Minecraft for the first time and just experiencing like everything bro

[05:49:22] Watching phase again before we ruined it

[05:49:28] Put on all of your cameras broke the camera button fuck you can do it bro

[05:49:31] Put your window out how you can go ahead. Oh, oh

[05:49:34] Shit, please don't hit someone's car Jason. I think that I like this is mad tight

[05:49:43] The trick is you touch your left here wait, what was your car?

[05:49:47] I got out like that. I'm like that

[05:49:50] I don't know.

[05:49:51] I don't know.

[05:49:52] I don't know.

[05:49:53] My driving skills are low-key getting a little bit more refined.

[05:49:55] Can we get a W driver in the chat?

[05:49:57] Hell no.

[05:49:58] Hell no.

[05:49:59] That's a kick-weight.

[05:50:00] I don't know.

[05:50:01] Switch my shit or you're fired.

[05:50:03] What the fuck is a kick-weight?

[05:50:05] Kick-Walk.

[05:50:06] What about that one?

[05:50:07] I know kick-Walk.

[05:50:08] I come from a land under under under.

[05:50:11] Why are we seeing this?

[05:50:13] No.

[05:50:14] You come from a land under under.

[05:50:16] Hey, good shit today, bro.

[05:50:17] Good shit, dog.

[05:50:18] Tomorrow let's go donate

[05:50:20] My first yeah, I'll be on that

[05:50:24] W. Jason man. That was a good event. Oh

[05:50:28] Let out so much gas out of my ass

[05:50:31] It squirrels my parents

[05:50:40] I come from a lot. Oh my god. I gotta stop. Oh my god. I'm actually you come from a land island

[05:50:48] I don't see no W.

[05:50:53] Say something to your W before you go inside.

[05:50:58] Fuck cancer.

[05:51:00] I mean, I think that's an obvious answer.

[05:51:04] She's looking for out in W, you can get, bro.

[05:51:07] Hold on.

[05:51:09] I think there's someone out there that actually said like WK, you know what I'm saying?

[05:51:17] There's actually like no politics to that, like you actually have to be like a dumb

[05:51:23] person.

[05:51:24] Oh, it's freezing in here.

[05:51:25] It's colder in here than outside, boys.

[05:51:26] I got a lot of piss in here.

[05:51:27] Can you tell my stream?

[05:51:28] Very much.

[05:51:29] I don't know what you're even saying a word.

[05:51:30] Can you tell what type of stream I'm on?

[05:51:31] Very much.

[05:51:32] Can you tell my stream? Very much.

[05:51:34] Wait, I don't know what you're even saying a word!

[05:51:36] Can you tell what type of stream I have? Very much.

[05:51:39] I don't know the options!

[05:51:41] Oh, my stream!

[05:51:43] Yeah, what do you mean tell what type of stream?

[05:51:45] I don't know the types!

[05:51:48] Eddie, come on.

[05:51:50] Alright, I call this one, Putting out the Fire-Fire Hydrant.

[05:51:54] Alright.

[05:51:56] It's not bad.

[05:52:01] Okay, I call this one the shot, pisser.

[05:52:07] Off the side of the toilet.

[05:52:10] Anything else?

[05:52:11] I call this one the finisher.

[05:52:14] The last little trickles.

[05:52:16] Give it a jiggle too to get all the shit off.

[05:52:20] I got secret ones coming in.

[05:52:24] Don't shit yourself!

[05:52:26] It's coming!

[05:52:28] Wait!

[05:52:30] What?

[05:52:32] What?

[05:52:33] Wait!

[05:52:35] Oh!

[05:52:36] Oh!

[05:52:38] Oh!

[05:52:41] Oh!

[05:52:44] Oh!

[05:52:48] Wait!

[05:52:50] Wait!

[05:52:52] Wait!

[05:52:53] Wait!

[05:52:54] What? What? What? What? What's? That was the first time I washed my hands in garlic.

[05:53:08] It wasn't because I pee, it was because I touched people's hands. I would not wash my hands.

[05:53:12] I've tried this. I do not do that shit so don't think I'm a cunny and do this.

[05:53:16] Oh fuck my urine brows here. Alright, hold on.

[05:53:24] But I fucked up

[05:53:27] Oh fuck

[05:53:31] You sure you should go blonde

[05:53:33] I think I'm one of the only person of course, but I said yeah, well good. So what do you think non-do not?

[05:53:38] I think everyone looks better blonde, bro. You'll look someone. I look you wanted to blonde

[05:53:44] No

[05:53:45] What is the one to do, bro? I look you wanted to but they're saying grow it out

[05:53:49] I should grab a hair when you fucking get your hair blonde doesn't get cut off

[05:53:53] Oh my god, what's happening?

[05:53:55] Wait, you wanna see?

[05:53:57] A tight small one.

[05:53:59] Dude, put it on your desk.

[05:54:01] Ha ha ha ha.

[05:54:04] Classic, check, classic.

[05:54:06] Wait, do we have no internet?

[05:54:07] Why is my app not working?

[05:54:09] Wait, MC Ben tight?

[05:54:09] My phone's broken, so I can't see it.

[05:54:11] It's getting out.

[05:54:12] Let me switch it to tight.

[05:54:13] Hold on, Jack.

[05:54:14] Everyone hold.

[05:54:17] Hold on.

[05:54:18] MC Ben.

[05:54:19] She probably said, go blonde.

[05:54:20] You look so good, son.

[05:54:22] Blonde well she said blonde I don't think mom you didn't spell blonde right mom you

[05:54:28] didn't mom you didn't you didn't spell blonde right

[05:54:32] oh my girl said she had five dollars on your money yeah

[05:54:36] I had five dollars on you guys losing

[05:54:40] you better get some little ass

[05:54:44] you you better get some little ass girl

[05:54:48] What the fuck you just stole little girl's money. It's on this

[05:54:57] Mom, what are you typing you're smelling blonde every type of way? What are you fucking typing?

[05:55:07] Dude

[05:55:09] You like this photo mom look at this photo. It's a good photo. No, I like this photo

[05:55:15] Chad good photo or bad photo? Not bad or is it good?

[05:55:23] It's pretty nice

[05:55:26] My assholes actually like on fire

[05:55:31] I know I need to shit really badly, but I'm holding in for the chat because I'm a W

[05:55:34] Can we get some gifts in some sort of you look good son? Thank you, mom mom throwback to when you breastfed me W's

[05:55:40] big throwback big throwback big big throwback um all right they are just

[05:55:54] trying black potato um does anyone want a game or is that gg's because I got d

[05:55:59] messaging me bro Jesus fucking Christ change your background what should I

[05:56:05] change the background to what no but I'm saying this Jason wanna play me the

[05:56:10] Anyone want to play or is it GG's is it G is it GG's?

[05:56:16] England at six months early was good

[05:56:19] XUC said he wants to play rock at least excuse me. He's not even live, bro

[05:56:22] Ten get that from Virgil

[05:56:25] Everyone say thank you good fucking dude

[05:56:29] Good fucking dude, bro. Good fucking dude

[05:56:34] Thank you, bro

[05:56:35] What are we thinking chat?

[05:56:37] Jason Jason said rainbow. I'm done over here call me on Diccord. Come on Diccord

[05:56:46] Hey, what do you think of it? I'm not playing FIFA you

[05:56:51] Deadass you could not play me to pay people. I'm dead ass. Yo wait why you could not you could not pay me or my chat to play

[05:56:57] FIFA why nobody in here is playing FIFA on my watch viewers why

[05:57:02] Nobody no viewers are playing no stables playing nothing nothing why?

[05:57:07] Game is dog shit. Wait see is go or are six

[05:57:14] See is go our sex check what the chat one

[05:57:19] I'm lucky down either CS is low key man for our six is fun. It's yes. Yes

[05:57:26] Why I don't know. I haven't played it a lot. Try to see us good

[05:57:31] CS our six or rocket league CS is a throwback though

[05:57:35] I

[05:57:42] Need to know what we're playing

[05:57:44] I'm not a hot bar six, bro. Or six or CS

[05:57:48] Flip a coin flip a coin. Oh, I love coins. Okay bet. We're okay. R6 is watch out heads or tails

[05:57:57] Our six is heads tails is CS. I bet

[05:58:00] it's tails are you sure you know what let's just do a fucking pull pull and

[05:58:13] Jason the weed shot I'm opening it up all right let's start a pull my god cases

[05:58:30] aware you don't fuck it see yes it is let's go okay I'm on it I'm gonna be in

[05:58:37] the lawsuit I might as well finish it I did ask might as well finish it GGs

[05:58:41] GGs chase battle no no no no no no no I'm down to be in this lawsuit though

[05:58:49] We got a package for our station bro, we can do that, we can do that tomorrow some shit.

[05:58:59] Alright chat, what case is the best option?

[05:59:03] Steam market, what are we thinking?

[05:59:06] What is the best case that's like not too much money?

[05:59:10] Fuck it bro, if we're going to be in a lawsuit we might as well finish this.

[05:59:17] I

[05:59:19] Dreams and nightmares dreams and nightmares dreams and nightmares it is how many you thinking

[05:59:26] How many do you want to buy?

[05:59:30] Let's see up on a game

[05:59:35] Leaked leaked leaked

[05:59:38] Warning can everybody here gift five subs for this opening, please all right if I get one gift this up

[05:59:44] I'll get a case

[05:59:47] Shibat everybody

[05:59:50] Let's get some plastic into five. Should we get a five stack number? We don't have five. Who's the five?

[05:59:56] Waiting for you to confirm this purchase on the steam mobile app. No, do they think I'm a fucking scammer?

[06:00:03] Have I ever scammed a day in my life?

[06:00:05] Supreme Alice with the fucking gifted man

[06:00:09] But

[06:00:11] How do you get a good matter fact matter fact here's my trade offer link y'all go see you with them

[06:00:17] BIG FIVE!

[06:00:26] Let's get some cases going, man.

[06:00:47] You're not here, you're not here, you're not here.

[06:00:49] What?

[06:00:50] What?

[06:00:52] What?

[06:00:54] What?

[06:00:55] What?

[06:00:57] I don't know.

[06:00:58] Look out.

[06:00:59] What?

[06:01:00] No, no.

[06:01:02] No, no, no, no, no, no.

[06:01:03] Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

[06:01:05] First case.

[06:01:07] I don't know.

[06:01:08] Fuck you, lucky.

[06:01:09] Fuck it.

[06:01:10] No, you.

[06:01:11] Oh my god.

[06:01:12] You.

[06:01:13] You.

[06:01:14] You.

[06:01:15] Oh my god.

[06:01:17] Why the fucking yahoo's? I know what you are. I know what you are!

[06:01:21] I know what you are! I know what you are!

[06:01:24] I know exactly what you are, bro!

[06:01:27] I know what you are!

[06:01:29] I know what you are!

[06:01:31] Oh my god!

[06:01:33] Oh my god!

[06:01:35] First case?

[06:01:37] Yo, no!

[06:01:38] First case? I know what you are!

[06:01:39] You're the fucking spy!

[06:01:42] How much is this? How much dollar, Jack?

[06:01:45] Stat truck is that even worth any dollar? Oh my god, bro. Oh my god

[06:01:52] I'm currently filling out everything under 20. Well, listen. I made my money back already. Wait. Hold back to back. Oh

[06:02:01] My god my turn

[06:02:04] John my fucking wallet, dude

[06:02:06] Oh

[06:02:10] That's crazy, I've never unboxed a knife

[06:02:15] That's insane

[06:02:21] Wait, what what case to do

[06:02:27] That was actually like dopamine expansion that was fucking dopamine expansion

[06:02:36] I'll literally take a red too bro, that's literally all I wanted, was just a red

[06:02:41] I just added $1,000 to my streaming account

[06:02:45] Dude I'm not gonna lie, I only won that because of the lawsuit, they wanna show me Max Wenzigan

[06:02:48] Take a red, oh my god

[06:02:50] I'm not even kidding, I won't be taking a red

[06:02:53] Not again bro, not again

[06:02:55] Bro the gold icon is actually f**king...

[06:02:59] It's actual dopamine, look at that

[06:03:02] How many f**king 2FA confirmed via mobile app?

[06:03:06] What?

[06:03:29] Okay, what song do I play?

[06:03:30] What song do I play?

[06:03:33] Oh my fuck.

[06:03:36] I got a bomb, bro. I need to get a top.

[06:03:46] Where's my cases, bro? I literally bought them. Where's my cases?

[06:03:51] Oh, my fucking...

[06:03:52] That happened. Who else has done that?

[06:03:55] That's fire.

[06:03:57] Oh, my God.

[06:03:59] Imagine out of 30 fucking cases, though, I get another one.

[06:04:03] uh oh wait mudweeds did that really oh my fucking god oh red oh a stat check red but it's well

[06:04:14] warm that's gotta be some money though low key reds are expensive now no but it's well warm but

[06:04:20] it should be still good here we go let me turn this i can't check the place

[06:04:25] That's rare better than it is apparently.

[06:04:29] That's our red.

[06:04:34] Not a bad shout.

[06:04:38] Sixty dollars?

[06:04:40] Hooray!

[06:04:44] You opening or not?

[06:04:46] Yes, I'm opening bro, I'm opening.

[06:04:48] First fucking one is a blue.

[06:04:50] How's your first one in gold?

[06:04:54] You son of a bitch!

[06:04:56] I've never done this before bro, that's actually not a-

[06:04:58] You son of a bitch!

[06:04:59] I don't want to boost your dopamine!

[06:05:01] I can't-

[06:05:02] FUUU-

[06:05:03] I thought I kid you not, that was the greatest feeling I've ever felt.

[06:05:06] I'm not even kidding, that shit feels so good.

[06:05:13] FUUUUU-

[06:05:17] Wait, guys, am I actually gonna get to the lawsuit?

[06:05:21] Like low-key though or what?

[06:05:23] Oh, pink! Not bad! Not bad. That's not bad.

[06:05:34] Mossadron. I know you're getting any luck.

[06:05:39] Straight fucking blues.

[06:05:42] Okay, bro, you're good.

[06:05:47] Oh my god, bro, I tell you that gold feeling, actually, it's crack. It's like...

[06:05:53] That shit is an actual crack, I'm not even kidding.

[06:05:57] Has anyone ever tried to ever unbox a knife?

[06:05:59] It's the best feeling, I'm not even kidding.

[06:06:01] Give it!

[06:06:03] Fuck!

[06:06:05] Another red!

[06:06:07] No, you, you kissed something!

[06:06:09] You kissed something!

[06:06:11] You kissed something!

[06:06:13] What did I kiss?

[06:06:15] That's it.

[06:06:17] I have to do it, bro.

[06:06:19] I have to.

[06:06:21] I have to do it

[06:06:24] I did not kiss any walls you weirdos in the staff, bro

[06:06:28] So you guys think I kissed the wall look at that

[06:06:31] Look at that. No, no, I kissed it, bro. You guys got me. You guys probably

[06:06:35] Wait, that's $70. Wait, I'm looking profiting like crazy right now. I'm not even good

[06:06:41] I'm dead ass

[06:06:43] I bought a hundred cases, Loki.

[06:06:53] Tecwa.

[06:06:54] Tecway.

[06:06:55] I want to unbox another knife just to piss Jason off.

[06:07:05] Benjamin, if you hear me, bless my case.

[06:07:12] MOOOOOOORRRR!

[06:07:21] ANOTHER RUN! WHAT THE FUCK!

[06:07:24] I'M NOT KIDDING!

[06:07:26] WHAT?!

[06:07:30] WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!

[06:07:32] Something's going on! Something weird is going on!

[06:07:34] No, I know exactly- there's something- yeah, no, no.

[06:07:37] There's actually something in there!

[06:07:39] No, no, no, no, no, no, hop on a game, brother.

[06:07:41] It's a cute game, it's a cute game, bro.

[06:07:43] Hold on, there's something weird going on.

[06:07:45] It's a cute game, bro.

[06:07:47] No, it's really something.

[06:07:49] Something is definitely going on with you.

[06:07:51] Something is 100%.

[06:07:53] Something's going on with you, for sure.

[06:07:55] No, really, guys?

[06:07:57] We know.

[06:07:59] We know what's going on, bro.

[06:08:03] I just bought more fucking cute stuff.

[06:08:05] Are you serious?

[06:08:07] Yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh my god. I'm getting straight moves. I haven't got any color except blue

[06:08:17] Oh my god

[06:08:28] Oh my fucking god, I go again, I go again, I'd be honest

[06:08:37] I feel like I have to go again that was like two cinema bro that was like a

[06:08:48] Cinema

[06:09:03] Well, I'm just my first purple bro my first purple

[06:09:10] Pen

[06:09:11] What is pen? Hold on. Give me a second

[06:09:13] open up my twitch chat on my pen or or and says I cheer you on oh okay um I've

[06:09:27] got someone in my chat he said oh I it's that's a right check

[06:09:36] Netanyahu Benjamin

[06:09:43] Let's get in the game bro, let's get in the game

[06:09:45] Come on, hop on the game

[06:09:47] Got him right there

[06:09:49] You know what I wanted

[06:09:51] I wanted to get a red bro just the fucking

[06:09:58] Hop on bro

[06:10:00] I got it

[06:10:02] You didn't say for me

[06:10:04] This is stuck against the only little end bambi send me yo

[06:10:18] Up on bro, I invited you

[06:10:29] John he's a little too in character can't wait

[06:10:34] I can't do it bro. It's cuz you're not online. It says your session is no longer available

[06:10:40] I am online wait

[06:10:45] It says it says you're just online on steam not on the game

[06:10:48] I don't know you're gonna do it you think carry my PC or something. Hey, did you see that in better now?

[06:10:54] Oh, oh

[06:10:59] All right, it's good play and then do I do competitive or chat do I do premier? What's what's better?

[06:11:04] I think for mirrors more comfy

[06:11:10] Here we go, man

[06:11:13] We are on the fucking game

[06:11:15] I can't walk from here, Don.

[06:11:17] Fuck, bro, get me two more rounds so I can do a knife trade-off!

[06:11:30] I can't leave a knife first case.

[06:11:32] Am I having kidding?

[06:11:33] Should I give away the knife?

[06:11:34] Can I even trade yet or no?

[06:11:39] Ah.

[06:11:45] Oh

[06:11:49] Here we go chat complete silence, maybe

[06:11:56] Holy

[06:12:02] Never get my never check trades

[06:12:07] Well, you have fucking night first case

[06:12:09] Yeah, I know, bro. I'm losing.

[06:12:11] Nice. I checked my trade offers. I got a phase plan sticker. Nice. Another phase plan sticker. Okay.

[06:12:20] Ooh, some cases.

[06:12:22] I got my trade offer.

[06:12:24] Not bad.

[06:12:26] Cases.

[06:12:27] No trade offers.

[06:12:29] Nice. Nobody even wants to send me anything.

[06:12:31] It's very nice of everyone.

[06:12:33] Wow.

[06:12:36] Let's go, bro. Let's play.

[06:12:37] well map is this no map you got me oh

[06:12:44] oh well beans just like face it how do you do this band I'm new biz bro fuck

[06:12:53] that I don't know the map oh yeah I'm private on steam

[06:12:58] I'm banned bro banned these maps ban

[06:13:06] Band these man bun bun bun bun bun

[06:13:14] Your first time chatter don't call me a fucking ding dong bro. That's how you end up in band Hill understand me Ron Kim Ron Kim

[06:13:20] I

[06:13:24] Ban ban in front of it. I want to play overpass. I like overpass. I like overpass. Okay. I like a pass

[06:13:32] 60 driving baros 60 pullover bro

[06:13:37] You know, I used to be we go man. No one point I could have been a pro in CS

[06:13:42] You think so? Yes, I

[06:13:46] Know so

[06:13:47] Let's roll you can spin these calicking sideways. That's not gonna stop my gaming ability, bro. Let's fucking game, dude

[06:13:54] Let's actually win at something though. I know manipulating you, but

[06:14:00] Yo, it's good

[06:14:04] Wait, where's my knife wait the fuck I quit I use a Ruby chatters is dog shit

[06:14:11] unboxed it

[06:14:12] Loadout changes are not available. You've got to be fucking kidding me. I'm stuck with a default night

[06:14:20] Oh my god, bro, this is your team we got Mike quick Mike check

[06:14:26] Yo, can y'all hear me?

[06:14:30] Mike check, let's get a Mike check. I can't hear you. I can't hear you. I can't hear you

[06:14:33] Yo, yo, yo, I look at it. What's good, man?

[06:14:36] They're pretty good.

[06:14:38] How was your day?

[06:14:40] It was pretty good.

[06:14:42] That's good of you, bro. Let's win this game, okay?

[06:14:44] Hey, man, I had a horrible day. I gotta donate my sperm to the sperm maker.

[06:14:48] That's a sign. It's too bad, though.

[06:14:50] Oh, yeah.

[06:14:52] Did I help you?

[06:14:54] There we go.

[06:14:56] Yo, guys, this isn't a game of fighting. This isn't a game of fucking war.

[06:15:00] We need to...

[06:15:01] That's B, B, B, B, B! Push B, push B, push B!

[06:15:03] I'm deep on him.

[06:15:05] Yes we can hear you bro.

[06:15:07] Walk in.

[06:15:09] F***!

[06:15:11] Rush me!

[06:15:13] I'll be bald.

[06:15:15] Wait, why is the game look so beautiful?

[06:15:19] Wait, what? No, no, that guy's cheating.

[06:15:21] So now we're cheating. Got it.

[06:15:23] Got it.

[06:15:25] Oh, predator bro!

[06:15:29] You need to be assassinated.

[06:15:31] I'm working on these cases for picking me a minute.

[06:16:01] I think I literally just got blue central nice roll purple maybe take central

[06:16:16] Nice waste of money. You just now block that

[06:16:19] Oh god, god, god, god, god, god, god, god, god.

[06:16:24] Come on, team.

[06:16:26] Just play default, OK?

[06:16:28] Everybody play default, man.

[06:16:29] Let's see what y'all say.

[06:16:31] What the fuck?

[06:16:32] You're gonna look at your legs, now?

[06:16:34] No, fuck.

[06:16:35] I love this game.

[06:16:38] You guys in the animation?

[06:16:39] Watch us, ready?

[06:16:40] Three, two, one.

[06:16:41] Stable flick and three, two, one.

[06:16:44] Sit the fuck down.

[06:17:15] The player makes the first mistakes when they have a bad mentality.

[06:17:19] If we stay locked in, we can do anything we put our minds to.

[06:17:23] Nice.

[06:17:24] Just like...

[06:17:25] 9.

[06:17:26] Dude.

[06:17:27] Let's go B, let's go B, let's go B.

[06:17:28] Oh, I still have face stickers on my god, nice.

[06:17:37] Anybody know, anybody know any smokes?

[06:17:40] Oh, fuck!

[06:17:42] Jesus!

[06:17:44] I

[06:17:47] Sit down sit down

[06:17:51] Hello yellow you're baiting me, bro

[06:17:57] Please yellow one more yellow nice nice job below

[06:18:05] Good shit team. This is what I like to see that's what I love to see

[06:18:09] Let's go.

[06:18:10] Keep a push.

[06:18:11] Get that bomb.

[06:18:12] Nice.

[06:18:13] Nice extra money as well.

[06:18:14] Nice.

[06:18:15] Let's go, bro.

[06:18:16] It's not a match out.

[06:18:17] Nabs, nabs all around.

[06:18:18] Nabs, nabs, nabs.

[06:18:19] Oh my God.

[06:18:20] Having a butterfly knife is the dumbest shit ever.

[06:18:22] All you do is just flick it, bro.

[06:18:23] Bro, I got a deep one, bro.

[06:18:24] It's a stim toy, bro.

[06:18:25] This Chicago looks like a toy for...

[06:18:26] I don't know.

[06:18:27] Ruffle.

[06:18:28] Ruffle, ruffle, ruffle.

[06:18:29] Ruffle.

[06:18:30] Ruffle.

[06:18:31] Ruffle.

[06:18:32] Ruffle.

[06:18:33] Ruffle.

[06:18:34] Ruffle.

[06:18:35] Ruffle.

[06:18:36] Ruffle.

[06:18:37] Ruffle.

[06:18:38] Oh

[06:18:40] All right, guys

[06:18:56] All eyes on you all eyes on you stable all eyes on you

[06:19:03] I like your AK bro

[06:19:08] Oh good shot, good shot.

[06:19:11] Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

[06:19:15] Flank, flank, flank.

[06:19:16] I'm not gonna do 250.

[06:19:17] Flashbang.

[06:19:18] Redacted.

[06:19:19] Redacted.

[06:19:20] 2B2.

[06:19:21] Make it a 1B2.

[06:19:22] Shit!

[06:19:23] Ah!

[06:19:24] 2v2

[06:19:26] Make it a 1v2

[06:19:28] Shit

[06:19:37] It's over

[06:19:41] You got this

[06:19:42] Remember bomb is like in the playground

[06:19:44] In the playground

[06:19:49] Playground bro

[06:19:50] I know

[06:19:51] 30 seconds

[06:19:52] I know

[06:19:53] I know.

[06:19:55] This guy's fucking scared of playgrounds.

[06:19:56] I'm very scared.

[06:19:58] Oh yeah, it's over. He's just...

[06:20:00] It's over.

[06:20:00] For this...

[06:20:02] For this life, I cannot change!

[06:20:04] In the hails!

[06:20:06] Sweet like candy canes!

[06:20:16] God, I don't know if we...

[06:20:17] I don't know if we flip our knife around instead of our gun.

[06:20:19] I was gonna throw smoke on site, bro.

[06:20:22] Like...

[06:20:22] Oh my god, bro, maybe if my teammate wasn't fucking just doing absolutely nothing

[06:20:30] Oh my god, bro, imagine if I had a teammate there

[06:20:37] Loki what if I flip my knife a little bit you think that'll help? Oh

[06:20:44] Gigglespin

[06:20:52] Oh

[06:21:06] Show me some show me some

[06:21:12] Good

[06:21:22] Fuckin' my ear! I can't hear him behind me! He was definitely in his ear!

[06:21:26] Jason did us through, he was sniping fucking the eyes of our bro.

[06:21:29] I just wanna be the one to say it!

[06:21:30] I just wanna be the one to say it!

[06:21:32] I don't know why I'm a fucking bomb!

[06:21:33] I just wanna be the one to say it.

[06:21:34] Jason threw because he wanted to stab the air.

[06:21:37] Just wanna be honest.

[06:21:39] Jason thinks it's valorant.

[06:21:41] Back up.

[06:21:44] But you can't use your abilities, bro.

[06:21:45] It's all about gunplay.

[06:21:46] You understand me?

[06:21:49] A real man's game.

[06:21:50] Okay, listen.

[06:21:51] What'd you say, yellow?

[06:21:52] Yeah, is he talking to stuff? Y'all, is it the game plan?

[06:21:55] Nilo, what'd you say?

[06:21:56] Is he-

[06:21:56] I think- I think we need a plan.

[06:21:59] You don't fucking say!

[06:22:01] Heh heh.

[06:22:03] Lock in, bro.

[06:22:08] Move it, move it!

[06:22:08] Love these streams? Bantem! I don't care, Bantem. I'm not interested.

[06:22:12] Bant!

[06:22:14] Bant.

[06:22:15] Baaaant.

[06:22:19] Bye, man.

[06:22:22] careful brother that's dude he long long long never mind never mind never mind

[06:22:28] I don't know I don't know where

[06:22:32] ah fuck

[06:22:38] hey b-

[06:22:40] I see

[06:22:42] fuck what?

[06:22:44] I see bruh

[06:22:46] yo I cannot believe this

[06:22:48] I'm gonna be my

[06:22:50] I'm gonna hate your old team. It's called playing the objective, bro

[06:22:53] Play locked in you're not locked right now. That's the problem Jason's not locked

[06:22:59] What are you spraying I'm spraying a fucking enemy

[06:23:17] You don't understand we go

[06:23:20] What you say, yellow?

[06:23:22] Yes!

[06:23:24] Oh my.

[06:23:26] Hey, it's a 1v1.

[06:23:28] 1v1.

[06:23:30] Remember, don't play with your knife.

[06:23:32] Keep your gun out.

[06:23:34] You know exactly where it is, bro.

[06:23:36] Dude! That's a fucking smoke, dude!

[06:23:40] Oh my god, bro, wait!

[06:23:42] That's a smoke!

[06:23:44] The Flashbang has a different audio cue, bro!

[06:23:46] There you go, guys. I swear to be honest with you, I'm so sorry.

[06:23:48] I'm so sorry. That's a smoke my friends used to playing Valor. I'm sorry about this. He's not that good. Okay?

[06:23:54] That's gonna be on it

[06:23:55] So I'm not away from the fucking you went and

[06:23:59] Also predator John. I'd be careful with that profile picture. It's gonna be honest

[06:24:07] Damaged what's what's one player kills? I'm gonna play for fucking kills. I'll be a last live every fucking round

[06:24:15] What the fucking firebenders

[06:24:48] Oh my god, bro. Oh my god. Oh my god. Why are we pushing a shotgun?

[06:25:02] Wait Jason, are you having fun down there on the leaderboard or is it cold?

[06:25:09] That fakes bad fakes pros don't fake. That's a classic. I don't remember you bruh pros don't fake. Oh

[06:25:18] Holy shit am I watching better than John the fucking Jason the week

[06:25:26] Shit man

[06:25:32] I don't know why we stop going B guys we keep going a B was our one round that we won. Let's continue on be tight rush B

[06:25:41] When did Jonah get my we just give me to anyone now true mods better

[06:25:44] I just saw someone say something very aggressive in Hebrew to me in my chat. I don't know what why it's how did you understand

[06:25:51] Well, it's had a lot of capitalization.

[06:26:05] That's a good one.

[06:26:07] No, you gotta stop aiding me.

[06:26:08] You got that ass.

[06:26:09] You got that ass.

[06:26:11] I'm gonna get off of you for baiting me.

[06:26:13] Backside, backside, backside.

[06:26:21] Hold on to heaven.

[06:26:23] Jason, I'm watching.

[06:26:25] Last time you flicked, bro.

[06:26:42] Let's go, team.

[06:26:44] I'm not even excited, low-key.

[06:26:46] It's 6-2. Are we even excited?

[06:26:48] Let's keep going B.

[06:26:50] We sight are we even excited over that over just one round when are we even excited?

[06:26:57] There's people right now watching us on the TV Jason wanting to see content

[06:27:04] Want to see entry

[06:27:20] come on bro i'm in there i'm in there i'm gonna try the third one too

[06:27:28] good good very nice very good very nice very good

[06:27:32] Wait for nine.

[06:27:33] Hold on, boys.

[06:27:34] Oh, is that a thing or no?

[06:27:36] General, I need to find a way.

[06:27:43] For a top five warra moments.

[06:27:52] Top five moments where triple T got out and warraps.

[06:27:55] I

[06:28:00] Had Bobo once you and Ron break up you can always come to me your mods

[06:28:09] Your eyes are on stretch res what the fuck we get him out of the chat, please

[06:28:25] Wow, bro. Wow that decoy actually got me

[06:28:42] Damn they stacked you there, bro, I got a

[06:28:47] After that round they probably expecting a push is keep on be

[06:28:51] Was real name Boba. Yes

[06:28:55] Okie I'm feeling an op right now Jay.

[06:28:57] You gonna go?

[06:28:59] Yes.

[06:29:04] You got so much aura bro, it's overwhelming.

[06:29:07] Thank you bro.

[06:29:15] Bro.

[06:29:17] I mean I'm just dumb I should have just known I knew it was gonna happen and I fucking bailed

[06:29:32] One more one more predator

[06:29:45] Whoa Jason nice shot

[06:29:48] That basic

[06:29:51] Yeah, I'm gonna shit man. Well, you need is one bullet, bro

[06:30:02] You guys are actually garbage all night.

[06:30:04] Oh my god.

[06:30:05] I'm not even kidding.

[06:30:06] Paddling.

[06:30:07] Oh my god.

[06:30:08] That was bad, guys.

[06:30:09] How the fuck did we sell that route?

[06:30:12] Oh my god.

[06:30:13] We just got shit on, bro.

[06:30:15] That was actually the club.

[06:30:16] It's 8-3.

[06:30:17] This is bad.

[06:30:18] 9-3 curse.

[06:30:19] 9-3 curse, boys.

[06:30:20] Focus up.

[06:30:21] 9-3 curse.

[06:30:22] It's 8-3.

[06:30:23] Why are we swinging that, bro?

[06:30:24] We have bomb planted.

[06:30:25] What are we doing?

[06:30:26] 9-3 curse.

[06:30:27] Come on.

[06:30:28] I got it.

[06:30:29] I

[06:30:34] Hey, Rods want to say thank you for everything you do for the office of community

[06:30:41] Let's see decided I'll look be I'll look be if I expect to be push

[06:30:52] Like this guy's cheating he seems like we're doing this is cringe bro. I mean, how do we do against your neighbors, bro?

[06:30:58] I don't know what I'm gonna do against your cybers

[06:31:03] Oh shit, I scared me

[06:31:08] It's not code bro. He's sniping. That's not a normal player doesn't go there. That's a fact

[06:31:14] A or B bro, A or B. Hey, hey, hey, follow me. I'll leave the charge me you all right me you will Ron. We love you

[06:31:22] Thank you bro

[06:31:24] Jason come on bro, are you a streamer or are you a streamer?

[06:31:26] Come on, come on, come on come on

[06:31:28] Cops, cops, cops, cops, cops

[06:31:30] Oh my god

[06:31:32] Ok, play it, play it, play it, I'm smoking for you

[06:31:34] Oh my god, wait, he knows smokes too?

[06:31:38] Where do you hear him bro? You said you hear him?

[06:31:40] Jason, make it a 1v1, make it a 1v1

[06:31:52] Nice!

[06:31:54] Wooo!

[06:31:56] Nice.

[06:31:58] It kills, bro. Not bad. Not bad at all.

[06:32:01] This is what we do, bro.

[06:32:03] This is why we see us.

[06:32:05] The key bank 17 said I'm gonna sue you.

[06:32:07] Ma, this time I'm out, please.

[06:32:09] Oh, carambit! Sapphire! I forgot!

[06:32:13] Ah, bro, I've overused papers and we're out too.

[06:32:17] I

[06:32:23] Care to get you boy in the USP

[06:32:31] Run, let me EYP, what does that mean?

[06:32:41] What was that reply?

[06:32:44] Where's it be?

[06:32:45] Oh, he's my pain?

[06:32:46] I want everyone at EYT, bro.

[06:32:48] Yeah, thanks.

[06:32:49] The bomb has been planted.

[06:32:58] Hey, wait.

[06:33:00] Wait, those are actually cheating.

[06:33:02] What is the point of this?

[06:33:05] The finalize is good, bro.

[06:33:06] The terrorists win.

[06:33:10] Wait, it's actually cringe.

[06:33:13] Wow

[06:33:17] I

[06:33:20] Think we force you bro. No, no, no, no safe safe safe safe safe

[06:33:25] You can never tell the group leader what to do watch this

[06:33:28] Listen guys, I'm gonna be a hero player. I'm gonna be a hero player

[06:33:32] I'm gonna kill everyone and everyone lock it after I kill them. Okay

[06:33:37] Stay locked your streamer away. Yo, yes, I know I'm sure bro

[06:33:43] 10 seconds, get the rest of them

[06:34:13] Oh my god, oh they're going for it.

[06:34:23] Oh my god, they're selling.

[06:34:27] You can win this.

[06:34:28] No, you can't.

[06:34:29] Get your frags bro.

[06:34:30] Oh, they're literally just feeding you kills to make you look good bro.

[06:34:41] No fucking time bro.

[06:34:44] We got a win out y'all.

[06:34:46] We got a one.

[06:34:47] You know bro, I'm not a hero player.

[06:34:49] No armor up.

[06:34:51] That's a play.

[06:34:53] No armor up, I'm saving this fucking team, okay?

[06:34:56] Listen, I'm gonna go to the playground and murder them.

[06:34:59] So stay on site.

[06:35:02] Go on beef, go on beef.

[06:35:11] What?

[06:35:13] What's it like?

[06:35:15] Is that a fucking puddle?

[06:35:17] Wait for it. Hold it.

[06:35:21] Gonna kill Predator.

[06:35:23] What the fuck are you nating?

[06:35:29] Recod timing as soon as I look away.

[06:35:41] I think they're either they're pushing me they're going to I got a crazy

[06:35:52] It's slipping bro

[06:36:00] No panic alligator

[06:36:04] What are you expecting?

[06:36:06] Where's your op-ed?

[06:36:08] It's gonna be to your right down here. All the way down.

[06:36:10] All the way down.

[06:36:12] Come on up! Come on up!

[06:36:22] Don't be a loser by the fuser.

[06:36:24] Dude, kill yourself.

[06:36:29] Jason, I have a gun for you, bro.

[06:36:31] You're okay about it.

[06:36:33] I have a gun for you, bro.

[06:36:36] Watch out, watch out, watch out.

[06:36:38] Whoa, great.

[06:36:42] Yes!

[06:36:44] Itadakimasu!

[06:36:46] Wow, bro, look how happy he is.

[06:36:48] It's so nice.

[06:36:50] Wait, did you just fly here, bro?

[06:36:51] Is this back to renew?

[06:36:52] Ah!

[06:36:53] You can see.

[06:37:03] What where where where

[06:37:17] Where's the puddle

[06:37:26] Actually, no, I got you. I got you. No, I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you

[06:37:59] Holy fucking shit! I'm so sick! Oh my god, bro.

[06:38:09] I'm locked. I'm fucking locked. I'm fucking locked, bro. I'm fucking locked.

[06:38:19] I'm doing this shit for LeBron James.

[06:38:28] You understand me?

[06:38:31] I'm not body frying every game, but why are you saying I'm playing bad?

[06:38:34] I'm not even playing bad.

[06:38:35] You're not playing good.

[06:38:37] Okay, listen.

[06:38:39] This is an easy read.

[06:38:41] They're going to go B.

[06:38:42] This is an easy one.

[06:38:43] This is actually an easy read.

[06:38:44] I'm not kidding.

[06:38:46] What the fuck was that?

[06:38:48] I'm bad

[06:38:57] No, one shot one shot I need to see something

[06:39:10] No, that's not good tomorrow tomorrow

[06:39:12] I

[06:39:42] I'm going on I'm going on are you going on you're gonna boost me you're boost me long

[06:39:46] No, no, I'm going I'm going to be someone come with me long someone go me someone go me someone come with me

[06:39:52] B

[06:39:54] Right here and crash

[06:40:00] Where do I go, where do I go, where do I go, you also a slide down

[06:40:06] Three two one let them be now let them be three

[06:40:12] the slanted wall

[06:40:25] I got bombed, I got bombed, I got bombed, I got bombed, I got bombed, I have a little beat

[06:40:27] Oh, you look behind me, look behind me, watch behind me, make sure

[06:40:33] I'm the fucking scoper

[06:40:36] I'm hard scoped, save it, we're not, well I actually, I don't

[06:40:39] I'm not sorry, my name

[06:40:41] haha

[06:40:51] They're finishing a can I get cars what's going on bro?

[06:41:05] That's bad timing bro. That's bad talking long

[06:41:08] We're long listen they have 38 seconds bro you guys can do this

[06:41:18] They rotate

[06:41:22] Will be good be good be nice shot kid never mind greatest they have 20 seconds they're gonna push

[06:41:38] That is not American.

[06:41:44] Alright, they're gonna push B, I'm gonna go B long.

[06:41:46] I can go, you go B long, not A.

[06:41:49] Trust me, I played B long, we both snipe.

[06:41:52] I guarantee, as soon as they hear one op sound,

[06:41:55] they're just gonna panic and rush and then you go for the second op sound.

[06:41:58] Trust me.

[06:42:01] They're gonna hear one, and then as soon as one hits,

[06:42:04] they're gonna be like, oh shit, it's gone.

[06:42:08] Oh my god, bro, I got two there.

[06:42:23] told you

[06:42:27] Why am I actually like low-key reading these guys perfectly sure I get the

[06:42:32] Oh

[06:42:48] I'm going crazy by now

[06:42:55] Fucking giggling

[06:42:57] get off get off get off

[06:43:00] come on that's mine yeah

[06:43:03] let me get ma up

[06:43:07] turn it right here be right here

[06:43:11] alright I'm going A long alright

[06:43:17] don't be a loser bite a fuser

[06:43:54] No way they're ready! Look at them both looking chad! They're stream sniping! They're stream sniping!

[06:44:01] That guy's actually stream sniping!

[06:44:05] Might wanna save, might wanna save, I don't know, unless you can do this.

[06:44:09] Yo, as soon as the smoke on, the fucking Vietnamese sniper's here!

[06:44:16] One's gonna be under you for sure.

[06:44:20] What? Fuck.

[06:44:22] No way.

[06:44:24] No!

[06:44:26] Cust, Cust, Cust, Cust, Cust.

[06:44:29] I don't think I've missed a single fucking shot, bro.

[06:44:32] Guys, this is gonna be a tough one. I'm not gonna lie. I need a buy. I need a buy.

[06:44:37] Cheers for the run.

[06:44:40] Old B, I got A-Long. I got A on lockdown. Old B.

[06:44:44] I've got a free kill. Just trust me, okay? I'm gonna get a free kill.

[06:44:50] Let's get this done.

[06:44:52] Free kill inbound

[06:45:06] I missed I missed I missed they're all playground every person on every team is playground

[06:45:22] I promise you that guy's typing I promise you I actually promise you

[06:45:26] typing I'm telling you I'm telling you that guy we need this we need this bro

[06:45:31] we need you come on yellow yellow

[06:45:37] we need this

[06:45:42] oh my god no way it's over not doing it there's no way I don't believe him I don't believe it

[06:45:49] I don't believe in archie mate

[06:45:51] Wait

[06:45:52] You should

[06:45:52] AAAAAAGH

[06:45:57] It's over

[06:45:57] Team Tim Bro

[06:45:59] Is there even overtime or is this time

[06:46:01] like

[06:46:01] F**k

[06:46:04] That was it bro

[06:46:07] You're so cute bro

[06:46:10] Why you can buy here man

[06:46:13] Hey, hey buy out boys

[06:46:14] Brother, brother

[06:46:15] Buy out

[06:46:16] Alligator I need you to buy me something

[06:46:17] Quickly

[06:46:18] F**k

[06:46:19] Oh my god, you trust me? Okay, I got this. I will let you down. I will let you down

[06:46:30] This is the

[06:46:49] Where's weapons any weapons no way we sell this

[06:47:04] Wait, wait, wait, wait

[06:47:07] Good anywhere

[06:47:11] He's close he's close. Don't be scared that the dragon consume you

[06:47:15] You are

[06:47:22] But you're talking about dragon consuming me bro, I'm trying to

[06:47:36] You are dog shit, I literally carry that second. I carry that second half

[06:47:45] oh my you just on our family

[06:47:50] Gakua

[06:47:54] they lowkey

[06:47:57] I don't know

[06:47:59] honestly I don't have my knife equipped how much is this gunshot a stat

[06:48:03] track desert eagle white how much is it

[06:48:07] rentable war crates for crates in a fucking dream

[06:48:16] fuck it who's that check crammed free hand dog shit

[06:48:21] bro is that good that's profit huh heck what let's go

[06:48:34] i'm getting straight blues bro like this

[06:48:42] this is one of my

[06:48:54] you don't literally suck it

[06:48:57] okay i'm off this game

[06:49:00] I'd like JTWS you soon.

[06:49:02] All right, bro.

[06:49:04] All right, bro, I love you, dude.

[06:49:05] Love you, bro.

[06:49:11] All right, bro.

[06:49:12] Peace out, dude.

[06:49:14] All right, chat.

[06:49:17] Go to stream.

[06:49:19] Some would say even if an hormonal stream.

[06:49:23] It was fun.

[06:49:25] I had lots of fun.

[06:49:28] I'm live tomorrow.

[06:49:30] tomorrow's stream we will finally do the game that you guys wanted, the Resident Evil.

[06:49:35] Um, little seven hour stream, not a match out.

[06:49:39] Not a match out at all.

[06:49:42] I don't know what time will be live, if it's later it's later, but yeah we'll figure it out, maybe we'll be live early, who knows.

[06:49:49] But I will be playing Resident Evil tomorrow, and then Friday I think I'm going to Vegas, so yeah.

[06:49:54] to send stuff to the PO box, exclamation mark PO. Make sure to send it. Make sure to send

[06:50:00] everything to the PO. Please send stuff to the PO. And then also, um, I will be doing

[06:50:08] uh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Make sure to send stuff to the PO. And then also, um, join the Twitter

[06:50:16] com exclamation mark com. You guys are the goats. I love you boys so much. Debbie

[06:50:20] brothers thank you guys for all the subs today thank you for the dough knows

[06:50:23] they were to follows you guys are goaded I will see you guys soon and other than

[06:50:31] that I fucking love you boys I love you boys and yes I'll see you tomorrow simple

[06:50:39] as that I'll see you early in the morning perhaps maybe or late at night I

[06:50:42] Don't know

[06:50:45] Yeah, peace out boys. I will see you soon

[06:50:55] Love you boys join the Twitter come x mission or calm make it quick make it

[06:51:00] Quickly do it

[06:51:12] make attention on them. Let me see you with the cheese blue. I understand, charge it to the game.

[06:51:17] Everybody win the feast too. I put gold all over my neck. I put gold on my teeth too. I ain't never stand for the joke.

[06:51:24] How you say that I leave you? How you say that I love you? First year was the best year. After all the dumb shit

[06:51:30] that you did, I can't believe that I really kept you home. We used to be friends.

[06:51:42] you

[06:52:12] you