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03-05-2026 ยท 6h 24m

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[00:02:00] No!
[00:02:02] You can sit an hour down, but we are not...
[00:02:04] NOOO!
[00:02:06] NOOOOOOO!
[00:02:08] NOOOOOOO!
[00:02:10] WHAT'S UP?
[00:02:13] NOOOOOOO!
[00:02:15] I said I was going to bring you down so I never thought about that.
[00:02:19] What's going on?
[00:02:21] What's going on?
[00:02:24] What's going on?
[00:02:26] No, damn it! What's going on?
[00:02:28] I don't know what's going on.
[00:02:30] What's going on?
[00:02:31] It was good.
[00:02:32] Stand up what's going on.
[00:02:33] Oh, stop it.
[00:02:34] Stop.
[00:02:35] What's going on?
[00:02:36] Kyle was good.
[00:02:37] Yo, kids was good.
[00:02:39] OG was good.
[00:02:42] Yo, soon, Krubo.
[00:02:44] Yo, yo.
[00:02:46] Stand up what's going on.
[00:02:48] Kyle was good.
[00:02:50] Yeah.
[00:02:52] Oh, that was good! Why the hell was that good?
[00:02:55] That was good!
[00:02:56] Yeah!
[00:03:03] Oh, man, chill! It was 14 months!
[00:03:05] Khalil was good!
[00:03:06] Kyle was good!
[00:03:08] How's everyone doing, bro?
[00:03:22] you
[00:03:52] you
[00:04:22] you
[00:04:52] you
[00:05:22] you
[00:05:52] I've been lying to you this whole time, okay?
[00:06:17] I've been having a lot more subs than usual and I can afford a lot more things and I don't
[00:06:24] need anyone to gift anymore.
[00:06:25] I don't need anyone to gift them more, bro.
[00:06:29] Why are your Christmas lights still on?
[00:06:31] Me and Kai forgot to take them down.
[00:06:33] Me and Kai's and that forgot to take them down.
[00:06:35] So they're still up.
[00:06:36] They're still up.
[00:06:37] They're still up.
[00:06:38] But yes, we will be getting that brand new car soon.
[00:06:42] Thank you for the five gifted wower.
[00:06:44] You may be wondering why is your sub count not moving after you just gifted me five?
[00:06:48] It's because it's glitched right now.
[00:06:50] Outlaw, outlaw, can you please fix it?
[00:06:54] Outlaw, can you please fix it?
[00:06:55] Also, can you fix my frozen chat?
[00:06:57] Can you fix my frozen chat right under?
[00:06:59] Please can you fix it?
[00:07:00] Outlaw, everyone add outlaw, outlaw, oop, oop, oop, oop, outlaw, please fix my stuff.
[00:07:05] This is not pre-recorded, bro.
[00:07:06] If this is, ask me to say something.
[00:07:08] Ask me to say something so I can prove to you it's not pre-recorded, bitch.
[00:07:11] No close the door?
[00:07:20] Nah, I can't right now. I can't right now. I can't right now. Cream me Ron Holy. I don't know what that means.
[00:07:28] So the question is I saw certain people opening cases before I get into Resident Evil.
[00:08:05] wait on everything onays there now no look what this stupid bitch onay pixel
[00:08:11] said about me I'm locked in bro me my chatter actually locked in I'm not even
[00:08:16] kidding I'll okay take a red brandy who doesn't drop me if you were in
[00:08:23] yesterday's stream drop of me if you were in yesterday's stream the first
[00:08:27] case I opened was a knife this was cinema this was actually cinema this was
[00:08:34] Cinema bro it was a shit night, but it was the first night real cliff. They were 19 months jk. They were some Ronnie with the eight months
[00:08:40] Thank you so much
[00:08:41] What did this motherfucker own a pixel say is that a cinema emo of my face? What the fuck is Ron cinema?
[00:08:56] Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, what are you doing that should evidence 5
[00:08:59] First of all, you dumb bitch, I'm not Indian. That's number one. Second of all, I'm not 14 years old. I don't know. I don't know where this
[00:09:14] onion guy on the left is 14 years old and he is addicted valve kind of it. Yeah
[00:09:19] First of all, Val didn't get me addicted that motherfucker right there on the top left got me addicted, bro
[00:09:25] that motherfucker he got me addicted to
[00:09:28] cases facts that guy got me addicted
[00:09:31] addicted and why see look at this
[00:09:33] another part of evidence
[00:09:35] look at him
[00:09:37] dude has anyone here gotten addicted
[00:09:40] to cases because of me no no
[00:09:43] no no it's false it's false no
[00:09:49] what is this that pisses me off
[00:09:51] Boys
[00:09:58] Yeah
[00:09:59] Classic bro classic listen bro. I could get on but I don't want to intrude anything
[00:10:04] Because I don't know what they're doing right now
[00:10:06] Ron versus a consistent
[00:10:09] Yo bitch am I not live consistent dead ass like we already started this like we just started the stream am I not live consistent
[00:10:16] Bro, I'm a consistent streamer. Yo, it's up to you guys
[00:10:19] Would you guys prefer longer streams, but less often or shorter streams, but 99% almost every other day or every day basically
[00:10:26] What do you prefer longer or like like?
[00:10:29] like
[00:10:31] Shorter streams so for today, right when I play Resident Evil
[00:10:35] Would you rather me try to beat the whole game or would you rather me play a little bit today?
[00:10:39] And then a little bit another day and finish it like half now half another day
[00:10:44] Am I in a different room
[00:10:46] Yo motherfuckers that are saying the whole game or typing H-O-L-E, bro. You dumb motherfuckers. No, I'm not in a fake room
[00:10:53] Bro, I'm in my friends room right now because we're getting construction done to the house. I'm just in my friends room
[00:10:58] I'm just chilling so please just chill out. Um, yeah, um
[00:11:03] What are you linking me bro? What is this just be fat or fit?
[00:11:07] Why did my minecraft is open?
[00:11:16] Do I have aura the gyms been paying off, bro
[00:11:28] Who the actual fuck is this who yo who who the fuck is this?
[00:11:33] this.
[00:11:34] Does he even look like me?
[00:11:42] First of all, that's not modged.
[00:11:48] First of all, I'm not modged.
[00:11:49] I'm not modged, bro.
[00:11:52] That's Jack Stable-Ronoto.
[00:11:54] Don't mention the word Jack around me.
[00:11:55] I get nervous.
[00:11:56] I don't know if you've seen the recent news about JP17.
[00:11:58] Thank you for the six months, bro.
[00:12:00] Thank you for the six months.
[00:12:01] Wait, did he actually mod me?
[00:12:03] Wait, wait, did he actually?
[00:12:05] Wait, did he actually mug me?
[00:12:14] I'm gonna be honest with you. I low-key look like this body right now.
[00:12:18] Am I tripping or no? I unironically look like this body right now.
[00:12:22] Bro, I low-key do.
[00:12:24] I low-key do.
[00:12:26] Yo guys, do you want me to go to Vegas tomorrow?
[00:12:31] I'd be going to the slap thing, that would be it basically, but I don't know what Lacey's
[00:12:35] doing, I don't really know what Silk is doing, he hasn't texted me since we talked about
[00:12:39] going.
[00:12:40] Basically, I would go to Vegas for literally the slap thing and I don't know what else
[00:12:43] to do after that.
[00:12:44] I don't really know what everyone else is doing, but yeah.
[00:12:48] Go for the vibes.
[00:12:49] This shit is frying me.
[00:12:51] Jason the wean.
[00:12:54] I'm trying to be a doctor so I can cheat you.
[00:13:13] I might have been kidding. What is the worst community ever? What game?
[00:13:16] I'm deadass, what game?
[00:13:17] It might...
[00:13:19] It low key, low fucking key, it might be Valorant.
[00:13:23] Valorant is home of pedophiles, e-girls, creepy dudes, what else, what else, what else.
[00:13:33] People who are scared to say any word that's outside of the art slur, yeah.
[00:13:38] Gween?
[00:13:39] Hell nah.
[00:13:40] And stable or notos.
[00:13:45] My community's amazing.
[00:13:46] Look at this chap, bro.
[00:13:47] They're so nice.
[00:13:48] Did she say Gween with the fucking speech impediment?
[00:13:51] What do you mean it's green and oh brother oh my god you like it no no no no no no no
[00:14:09] it's only 26, only 26, holy cheese louise my GZZZZZZZZZZZ, um watch xQc stream you ragebated
[00:14:20] Bro, all I saw on Twitter today was XQC cry about how World of Warcraft ever since what is this, bro?
[00:14:25] What's that mean one day ago 135 K likes?
[00:14:30] Do you get recognized even a lot more now public and if so, what are people say to you?
[00:14:34] I don't get recognized more because of the meme, but the meme is so massive
[00:14:39] that I now get people that come up to me and instead of saying like oh, you're the guy from
[00:14:45] Um, Fortnite or, oh, you know, you're my favorite YouTuber, I watched you on the mass.
[00:14:50] Singer, they say, you know what's crazy?
[00:14:53] Or they'll just, or they'll just like, drive by and just be like...
[00:14:58] Why are you leaving me a ninja edit?
[00:15:02] The low taper fade is a dead meme. I'll be the one to say it.
[00:15:05] It's a dead meme, bro. It's a dead meme. Dead meme.
[00:15:08] It's a dead meme, bro. I don't know.
[00:15:10] The new meme right now is the somebody smell like shit by stable Ronaldo.
[00:15:14] going viral. It's still going viral. It's getting big again. Notice it is. It is. Facts
[00:15:21] or no. You could put this fucking cat looking sideways. You could put this cat looking forward.
[00:15:26] I've never even seen. Why do you guys still spam these dumb ass emotes, bro? I'm dead ass.
[00:15:30] You spam like the worst emotes ever. Net spend new album listening party tonight.
[00:15:36] speed knob is that what people want yeah I don't know about that one either you
[00:15:50] know what I'm saying you know what maybe this chat needs to open up their ears
[00:15:53] maybe we need to open up their ears let's play a net spend song right now
[00:15:58] Let's see here.
[00:16:17] Not bad bro, not bad at all.
[00:16:19] Low key, I fuck with that. What does the chat think?
[00:16:21] Survey says what does the chat think?
[00:16:24] Survey says what does the chat think?
[00:16:26] Um, you're linking me AI garbage. I'm not watching this shit, bro. Um, yo, be honest. Did Jinxie unbox a knife yet or no?
[00:16:34] Did Jinxie unbox a knife yet? Did he unbox a knife?
[00:16:40] No, bro, did I get lucky or no? Unboxing a knife? Did I get lucky unboxing a knife?
[00:16:49] How many cases, bro? Case on, she don't want you gang.
[00:16:52] Yo case I'm broke give this shit up bro. Give this shit up dead ass case I'm broke
[00:16:59] I think it's time for a case on to start a family
[00:17:02] We should do a stream case stops it. Yo stop with this fucking emo to my chap, bro
[00:17:06] There should be a stream where case on doesn't end stream till he starts a family dead ass
[00:17:11] That ass case on 45 years old bro. You need to fucking figure this out
[00:17:16] He needs to figure this out Joe is watching your vid
[00:17:19] What video is Joe Bartifozzi watching? Uh-oh GGs we're on the we're on the list we're on a watch list
[00:17:25] What is Joe watching? Oh, no GGs. Oh money Ron loves money Ron openly talks about how much he loves money
[00:17:32] What I don't like money
[00:17:34] What if you what the fuck are you talking about Ron Ron openly talks about how much he likes making money and what he likes
[00:17:41] Fending money on it is the job is about money in this sense
[00:17:44] Money! Money! Money! Money! Money!
[00:17:47] Bro, I don't like money, I just like cars
[00:17:49] and the only way to make fucking cars is getting money.
[00:17:51] And that's why this chat needs to get 10 subs.
[00:17:54] XQC is calling you poor. Holy shit!
[00:17:57] Link me to the clip, bro.
[00:17:59] Like, I hate when motherfuckers interrupt my fucking intros, bro.
[00:18:03] Simple as that.
[00:18:05] Stop interrupting my intros, bro.
[00:18:10] You got nothing to go on? Are you doing nothing?
[00:18:13] He's doing nothing.
[00:18:15] He got, before he got rage baited it,
[00:18:18] and did the exact thing that I described it.
[00:18:21] Oh my God.
[00:18:22] Well, he got baited it,
[00:18:23] and did the exact thing that I'm describing in this.
[00:18:26] I don't even know.
[00:18:27] Yo, Keck will form a starter drama.
[00:18:31] Bad streamer, bad streamer.
[00:18:33] Suck at making.
[00:18:34] Yo.
[00:18:35] Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
[00:18:38] Keck.
[00:18:39] Whoa, bro.
[00:18:40] Revenge these days.
[00:18:41] Painters appreciate the choir.
[00:18:43] is one seven. What is this? Boba Starebrew.
[00:18:46] Yo, does this dude XQC not ever stop talking about us?
[00:18:50] We? They're either too old or they've moved on.
[00:18:55] Yo, you know who plays this shit?
[00:18:56] Fucking Ron's girlfriend plays this shit.
[00:18:59] Yo, Ron's girlfriend plays this shit.
[00:19:01] That's the target audience.
[00:19:02] So yeah, this is fucking tell for them.
[00:19:06] First of all, my girlfriend barely plays
[00:19:07] World of Warcraft, number one.
[00:19:09] Number two, bro, you're fucking chopped.
[00:19:11] Number three, give your brother his, fucking,
[00:19:14] oh I must say McClare, not McClare.
[00:19:15] Give your brother his GT3 RS bag, bro.
[00:19:18] Fuck you guys.
[00:19:19] How about that?
[00:19:20] How about fuck you?
[00:19:22] Marlin didn't realize he accidentally sent a DM
[00:19:24] to the official Tel Aviv football club.
[00:19:29] I like that fake account.
[00:19:31] Knows not.
[00:19:35] I guess, like.
[00:19:36] Accidentally, little did you know, bro,
[00:19:39] this is all part of the plan.
[00:19:41] This is all the part of the plan.
[00:19:44] This is all the part of the plan, bro.
[00:19:52] Can't go on, bro.
[00:19:53] What is this?
[00:19:54] What is this?
[00:19:55] Top Twitch streamers from the USA February, 2026.
[00:19:58] The burnt peanut.
[00:19:59] Okay.
[00:20:01] Jinxie.
[00:20:04] Asmon Gold.
[00:20:05] Hassan.
[00:20:06] Keso.
[00:20:07] Tefo.
[00:20:08] Jason the Ween.
[00:20:08] Stable Renato.
[00:20:09] Summit 1G.
[00:20:11] Wow, bro. This is a good. This is the decent. Wow, bro. This is not bad, bro
[00:20:17] This is not bad at all
[00:20:19] How many hours did I have?
[00:20:21] 3.2 million
[00:20:23] Wow hours watch that is fucking nuts. Dude. That's crazy. We should be 127 hours last month
[00:20:30] You missed one. I don't I don't know about I missed Ludwig run these numbers again
[00:20:36] I think you're missing some I bet on Ludwig. You're a good dude, bro
[00:20:39] You deserve that. Yes, you deserve that spot. I'll be honest with you, bro
[00:20:43] I'll be honest with you. I barely fucking stream is a hundred twenty seven hours light or is that good?
[00:20:49] Dude, it really just depends though. I feel like right now my streaming hours is I'm streaming so long
[00:20:56] But I mean I feel like I need to stream shorter, but almost every day. I don't know low key
[00:21:01] I don't know. That's the method, bro, but like
[00:21:04] Bro, what yeah, what if I stream faster? You're putting question marks
[00:21:07] But like what if I stream less hours but more days is that what queso does?
[00:21:12] That's what queso does. They're saying queso method. Wait queso does that?
[00:21:16] How many hours a day does queso stream?
[00:21:21] How many hours a day does queso stream?
[00:21:24] Four hours and how many days in a week does he stream? He streams every day?
[00:21:31] Wow every day
[00:21:33] holy shit six times a day six times a day he streams what the fuck what the fuck
[00:21:44] wait so how should I start streaming every day and just do like and do like
[00:21:49] shorter streams or no you should take Saturdays off till should I should I
[00:21:55] actually take Saturday off I don't know though Saturdays are like interesting
[00:21:59] bro I like I like streaming on the weekend only because I feel like you
[00:22:02] You guys are back from school.
[00:22:04] Drop on me if you're from school.
[00:22:05] Just take every day off at this point.
[00:22:07] What the fuck does that even mean, bro?
[00:22:09] What does that even fucking mean, bro?
[00:22:12] Wendy's is offering $100,000 a year
[00:22:16] for someone to taste test their food.
[00:22:20] That has to be a fucking crime.
[00:22:22] What is going on at Wendy's?
[00:22:23] Is someone gonna die?
[00:22:25] Is someone gonna fucking die?
[00:22:27] Why the fuck?
[00:22:30] Yo.
[00:22:31] Yo, this is interesting. Also, I did see Pepsi sent me a text this morning that McDonald's is doing a 67-cent meal at the end of the month.
[00:22:40] I'm thinking that we do it. I'm thinking that we buy a shit ton. That we buy a shit ton. No, I'm being serious. I'm being serious.
[00:22:49] I'm being serious, bro. I'm being serious. No, I'm being serious.
[00:22:53] Spudgetty strat beater. All right, I'm gonna go change my beater.
[00:22:56] Whoa!
[00:22:57] What did he just...
[00:22:59] Did anyone else did anyone yo Mario Siggi y'all here in this what the fuck did he just say
[00:23:08] Did I hear that right? Spudgetty strapped beater. I'm insecure
[00:23:15] Spudgetty strapped beater
[00:23:23] Can we find that chat hold on I don't even I don't even see that chat bro
[00:23:27] I think he just wanted to get that out low-key why Mario and Siggi. What do you mean by that? Well
[00:23:37] Band band band band this would be a great stream
[00:23:48] No no no noxic banger
[00:23:51] Yo noxic is low-key the better. Yoxic nowadays. No like low-key though
[00:23:55] Like I don't want to be that guy but like low fucking key like low fucking key bro like low fucking key
[00:24:02] Yeah, I think you need to fix your shit out. You already sent me this brother. You're like this. Yeah, I think you need to fix your shit up, brother
[00:24:07] You need to fix your shit up that ass case on wishes
[00:24:17] What the fuck is that dad wearing
[00:24:25] what the actual fuck bro his chat used to treat him like a jester cuz you
[00:24:34] fucking are nigga look shut up and get sturdy you goddamn surface gorilla that's
[00:24:43] not happening on my watch bro no more that shit that shit that shit's not
[00:24:47] funny bro shit's not funny that shit's not funny on my watch that shit's
[00:24:52] not happening bro that ass that ass bro um I did see this on a pixel you got
[00:24:58] everyone in this chat yes everyone addicted to cases I don't care what
[00:25:01] anyone says you got everyone addicted to cases I'm dead serious you got everyone
[00:25:07] addicted to cases bro this is a fact bro I actually want to relapse so oh I
[00:25:12] relapse so bad right now oh my god but I can't but I actually can't I can't
[00:25:17] No, I can't stable Bernardo left his toy on chasing the weeds payback making it awkward for the locksmith
[00:25:25] First of all, that's not my fucking toy. Okay. I don't know why you just label this as my toy
[00:25:32] I
[00:25:33] Do not have a fucking toy bro. Second of all
[00:25:37] Dude, this is I threw this at Marlin's face this morning like I threw it at his face, bro
[00:25:42] I threw it at his fucking face
[00:25:45] I threw it at his fucking face
[00:25:47] I'm crying.
[00:25:49] Yo, oh my god, thank god my face is
[00:25:54] Yo, thank god of my face is come on. Oh my god. Oh my god is everywhere. Oh my Jesus fucking Christ
[00:25:59] Holy fuck
[00:26:02] Why does come from always smack his ass cheeks?
[00:26:06] Holy shades
[00:26:08] If Ron played these two games for a marathon straight God of War, I've never played either of these games
[00:26:13] I've never played either of these games
[00:26:15] I've never played either of these games, but I don't really plan on it bro. I don't really know a row
[00:26:22] Marlin started freaking out after stable and auto through his massive toy through the what yo
[00:26:27] Why do people call me? Why do they why do people keep calling this my toy?
[00:26:30] Do you know how crazy that would be? You know crazy. That would be they'll be sick. It'll be so much fun
[00:26:37] What the fuck?
[00:26:39] What the fuck?
[00:26:40] Eww!
[00:26:41] What the fuck?
[00:26:43] Yo!
[00:26:45] Yo!
[00:26:47] Yo!
[00:26:49] Yo!
[00:26:51] Yo!
[00:26:53] Pro!
[00:26:55] Marlin, bro, sit back down.
[00:26:57] What the fuck?
[00:26:59] Why is it so green around my fingers?
[00:27:01] I don't see you.
[00:27:03] W. Koch knows you're lowkey weird.
[00:27:05] Wait, am I weird?
[00:27:07] weird I feel like we all would sniff Marlon's seat wait wait wait this isn't a real story right
[00:27:27] I'm screaming I'm not gonna lie bro I wish I had someone to support me like that I can't
[00:27:31] even be mad I'm dead as I actually can't even be mad bro I'm dead as I can't even be mad
[00:27:36] I'm cooking stream with cutie soon cutie Cinderella hates me
[00:27:41] I don't know if y'all know this cutie Cinderella actually hates me
[00:27:43] We've been trying to do this one podcast thing and she basically has lied
[00:27:49] She she lied she told me she was ready to do it. She lied to me, bro
[00:27:51] She she bailed on me. She hates me. She hates me simple as that. She hates me. She dead ass hates me, bro
[00:27:56] I don't blame her why blame her. I'm the fucking goat everyone here loves me
[00:28:00] Everyone in this chat loves me facts or no like y'all love me like I'm gonna be honest with you, bro
[00:28:04] I'm a good dude, bro. I'm a good dude. I'm a good fucking dude. Simple as that
[00:28:09] Think about silver rims and there goes my IP address
[00:28:13] At oh ex-qc you got clip baited and churn rage against me. You are a bad friend
[00:28:18] I deleted you on discord by the way, yo ex-qc don't ever ever in a day in your life ever
[00:28:25] ever ever
[00:28:27] Interrupt my intro ever again, bro. Okay, don't ever interrupt my intro ever again. That's number one number two
[00:28:32] Get your own fucking content number three add me on discord. Let's open up some cases. I want to relapse, bro
[00:28:40] I want to relapse come on come on bro little quick cases. Let's relapse a little bro
[00:28:46] Let's relapse a little come on
[00:28:49] Imagine just a little bit bro. Just a little bit
[00:28:52] Just a little bit bro. Just imagine how good it would feel right now just to let out some steam
[00:28:58] Thank you for the five gifted hype ticker. Thank you so much. Thank you so much
[00:29:02] Thank you so much, bro much appreciated much appreciated. He said no
[00:29:09] Well, I guess he's poor then what what happened to XQC old XQC would have been like yo, bro
[00:29:14] I'm down. I'm down to open cases, bro. New XQC is running out of money. That's why he's streaming more
[00:29:20] Just want to be honest. That's why it's happening
[00:29:23] Yeah, but what case I don't know bro
[00:29:26] You open up the expensive cases because you have a lot of money and I open up the cheap cases because I'm poor
[00:29:31] Not a match up.
[00:29:33] What does that give more to my chat?
[00:29:35] Who is this green dude with blue background looking to the left?
[00:29:40] What is he looking at?
[00:29:42] Is he looking at me?
[00:29:43] What is that?
[00:29:47] What is that?
[00:29:48] Get that out of my chat.
[00:29:50] What is that?
[00:29:53] Get it out!
[00:29:55] What is this?
[00:29:57] What is this?
[00:29:58] The best games ever?
[00:30:12] This isn't even a question.
[00:30:14] Black Ops, Minecraft.
[00:30:17] That's all the best games in the world.
[00:30:19] And Skate 3, Simple.
[00:30:20] There's only three good games in the world and it's those three games.
[00:30:23] Three good games and it's those.
[00:30:25] Simple as that.
[00:30:26] was that we don't need more games we actually don't need more games damn chat
[00:30:30] do I actually relapse like are they buying cases still or did they give up
[00:30:33] the game for now oh my god another question what is the best gun in the
[00:30:39] game actually dude okay how about we just ponder around the market how about
[00:30:44] we just ponder should we ponder should we just ponder like I'm not actually
[00:30:48] gonna buy any cases I'm not actually gonna buy any cases dude wait is this
[00:30:54] smart to ponder no no no this oh my god no no I don't
[00:31:04] is this chat is this good I don't I don't think it's a good idea outlaw outlaw
[00:31:13] do I do it yesterday now it's up to outlaw it's up to outlaw bro it's up
[00:31:17] to outlaw it's up to outlaw bro it's up to outlaw
[00:31:24] No.
[00:31:26] No, bro.
[00:31:28] No.
[00:31:30] No, bro.
[00:31:32] No.
[00:31:34] No, no.
[00:31:36] $217?
[00:31:38] Are you dead-ass, Chad?
[00:31:40] Are you dead-ass?
[00:31:42] $207?
[00:31:44] Who do you think I am?
[00:31:46] No, no, no. Do you guys think I'm made out of money?
[00:31:48] I'm not even kidding.
[00:31:50] Do you guys think I'm made out of fucking money?
[00:31:52] made out of money deal
[00:31:54] okay fine
[00:31:55] you know what
[00:31:56] you know what you know i can i can i can i can
[00:32:00] i can't roll
[00:32:01] you guys act like my name is john money
[00:32:04] are you guys fucking stupid
[00:32:07] holy shit
[00:32:08] are cases this expensive nowadays
[00:32:11] what the fuck is this i what's the best case to open that's not that much
[00:32:15] but a good amount of money
[00:32:16] what's a good amount of money what's what it's like you know what i'm saying
[00:32:19] Like what's a good amount?
[00:32:24] No, but Dreams of Nightmares we already did, bro.
[00:32:26] Dreams of Nightmares is mid, mid, mid, mid, mid,
[00:32:29] mid, mid, mid, mid, mid, mid, mid, mid, mid, mid, mid, mid.
[00:32:30] Low key is a revolver case good or no?
[00:32:34] Is a revolver case good?
[00:32:36] Bro, I'm not spending $13 on a fucking case.
[00:32:39] Do you guys think I've actually made out of,
[00:32:40] no, no, no.
[00:32:41] Deadass, this chat actually thinks I made out of money.
[00:32:44] Holy shit.
[00:32:49] Wait, you know what?
[00:32:53] What would a kai-senat do right now?
[00:32:55] What would kai-senat do right now?
[00:32:59] Deadass, what would he do?
[00:33:01] What would he do?
[00:33:04] Oh my god, 30 of these are
[00:33:07] $400. Oh
[00:33:09] My god, I'm sorry chat. I'm not made out of money. It's not happening. Chroma two cases or no?
[00:33:15] Chroma two cases or no?
[00:33:17] Chroma two.
[00:33:19] open one brother brother how much is this how much is this case how much I'm
[00:33:32] much how much how much how much is this how much is this 85 dollars yo I'm not
[00:33:41] even kidding this chat generally thinks I'm in out of money fuck that don't use
[00:33:47] that site wait am I supposed to be buying cases off a different site not the
[00:33:53] steam market wait am I supposed to buy out the steam market or no wait yes 900k a
[00:34:03] month yo last month I only made 300,000 please stop okay I cannot afford
[00:34:09] this but I will be honest with you I feel like I need to relapse because of
[00:34:13] Yes, it is because of Jinxie I am relapsing because of him
[00:34:18] I'm really debating though. I'm really debating. I don't really know bro
[00:34:23] How much how much how much how much dollar how much dollar how much I spent?
[00:34:28] You know what bro
[00:34:31] Chroma 2 or chroma 3
[00:34:34] Chroma 2 what's in chroma 2? What's in chroma 2?
[00:34:37] What's in chroma 2?
[00:34:39] What's in chroma 2?
[00:34:41] the chat.
[00:34:42] Shout out to the ladies in the chat.
[00:34:48] We are officially at 77,472 subs.
[00:34:52] Thank you, Makayla.
[00:34:53] Shout out to the ladies in the chat.
[00:34:54] If you're a lady in the chat, drop a me.
[00:34:55] I want to see something real quick.
[00:34:56] I just want to see if there's, if there's some ladies in the chat, just out of curiosity.
[00:35:00] You know what I'm saying?
[00:35:01] I just want to see if there's some ladies in the chat, just out of curiosity, you
[00:35:04] know what I'm saying?
[00:35:05] I just want to see if there's some ladies in the chat.
[00:35:10] out of curiosity you know I'm saying wait a minute did I just get scammed
[00:35:14] where's my I just bought case it wait
[00:35:27] wait oh my god out logis wait out logis
[00:35:40] Wait, wait, did someone just take my-
[00:35:47] Oh my fucking god.
[00:35:54] I just bought chroma cases.
[00:35:57] Wait, chroma 3 or chroma- wait, oh my god, wait.
[00:36:02] Well, I got scammed.
[00:36:06] What oh my god someone took I actually got scammed
[00:36:28] Brother I ordered 50 cases for this chat and this is what I got
[00:36:36] Oh yeah, GG's. No, we lost our money. We. Not just one person. We. We lost... I'm not
[00:36:46] kidding. No, no, no, no. We did. It's we. This is the we thing. This is the we thing.
[00:36:52] We lost. I don't know what you're going to say.
[00:36:56] I don't know what you're going to say.
[00:37:06] Doesn't know how market works low.
[00:37:10] What?
[00:37:12] Yo, Aolo, why are they lolling me?
[00:37:19] I...
[00:37:22] Dude wait what?
[00:37:26] Is that what it is?
[00:37:31] Who's raising the price? Oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
[00:37:38] Oh my god, they're raising the price on me
[00:37:49] Let's go!
[00:37:51] I'M RELAXED!
[00:37:53] LET'S GO!
[00:37:57] YES!
[00:37:59] Bro, I missed doing this.
[00:38:01] Deadass. Outlaw, switch my game, bro.
[00:38:04] Yo, check. Make sure to always keep going. Never quit.
[00:38:09] The day you quit is the day you lose money. Simple as that.
[00:38:14] Excuse me calling.
[00:38:16] Excuse me calling. Excuse me calling. Excuse me calling. Excuse me calling. Hey, sup dude.
[00:38:33] Stop. You gonna apologize or not? Apologize for what?
[00:38:38] Apologize for...
[00:38:40] Apologize for...
[00:38:41] How about...
[00:38:42] I'm flippeting. You're good friends then.
[00:38:43] How about you apologize for interrupting my intro?
[00:38:47] I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I don't read your mind. I shouldn't have I know both of us
[00:38:51] I'm sorry, too
[00:38:54] Or make my for what listen, I'm sorry for making you look bad
[00:39:01] Against rage, you know, I do care about you. I think you're my friend
[00:39:05] No, I think you're a good dude
[00:39:07] Sometimes these clippers get the best of us, bro, and maybe we're both overthinking, you
[00:39:13] know?
[00:39:14] How come I always get the shit under the stick because people find you an easier target queue?
[00:39:23] You're a big dude, you're a famous dude, and you're very successful.
[00:39:26] That's good, though.
[00:39:27] That means I didn't know I can take it because they can throw jabs and I'll play ball because
[00:39:32] I know how to make a good skit.
[00:39:36] That's why.
[00:39:37] Okay, you know sometimes the ego doesn't fall from the nest, but it goes to the to the yeah
[00:39:44] I am the golden goose listen, bro. I'm addicted now. I'm not even kidding
[00:39:49] I had no I had no thought of opening cases, and then I saw my favorite streamer chink see and own a fix will start opening
[00:39:55] So now I'm addicted again. You're welcome to join me. You know what I'm saying? Yeah
[00:40:01] I don't I don't mean yeah, I mean I cannot buy kisses because my account is a straight luck
[00:40:07] money
[00:40:14] Dude wait I have a question
[00:40:17] Yesterday I unboxed the gold first box and I have low key think I low key think it's because I'm in the files now
[00:40:25] What the fuck are you talking what wait?
[00:40:28] No, no, no, no, no, no those files not those files. I'm talking about like the files. Have you not seen um?
[00:40:33] You haven't seen the new shit. I'm on page 40. Does anyone know what I'm talking about?
[00:40:41] I'm on page 40. What?
[00:40:43] No, no, the CS files. CS files. Yeah, but what does that mean though?
[00:40:48] I'm on the files for apparently like other than New York City. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
[00:40:55] Val versus New York City. I'm on page 40 in Big Jeff.
[00:41:00] These losses are gonna go away.
[00:41:02] What?
[00:41:03] These lawsuits are going to go nowhere.
[00:41:07] These what?
[00:41:08] These lawsuits.
[00:41:09] Lawsuits.
[00:41:10] Oh lawsuits.
[00:41:11] Lawsuits.
[00:41:12] Lawsuits.
[00:41:13] Lawsuits.
[00:41:14] Lawsuits.
[00:41:15] You know, you know, also, I had cases in New York, right?
[00:41:19] Jeffrey Epstein.
[00:41:20] Did he?
[00:41:21] Yeah, but what did he did is like...
[00:41:27] So, because you're in those files, right, of the CS thing, what if you get
[00:41:32] I call it testify and you sit to exactly where did he sit though.
[00:41:36] I mean, I would probably know where did he sits.
[00:41:39] Um, dude, it's helped me know.
[00:41:43] He probably has his own seat for all the freaky shit he did.
[00:41:45] He probably has low key.
[00:41:47] If I see, if I sit where did he sit, it's looking, paying homage.
[00:41:49] No, um, I'm going to see whether he's still be warm, low key.
[00:41:57] Hmm.
[00:41:58] Also pay, pay what?
[00:41:59] I mean, do we have any viewers?
[00:42:06] I got you, I got you, just take it, take it, take it man, I got you.
[00:42:17] Um, how did he say me?
[00:42:24] I
[00:42:30] We're open the first goal is a bench in it, but you know you know a lot of you know a lot of fast open
[00:42:35] Opening brother whoever opens the first goal is a better streamer. I mean that is true. That's how I'm gonna get a gold right here
[00:42:42] Well, yeah, that would have been so I am opening I've been opening this whole time
[00:42:47] Right here check right here. Look look right here
[00:42:50] I need to open your shit open window Ronaldo and go to case go to key case
[00:43:14] He said doesn't do anything bro.
[00:43:20] Ask him, I don't know what that means.
[00:43:23] Ask him what?
[00:43:24] He really wanted me to ask this.
[00:43:28] This guy's been spamming Keqwa over and over saying
[00:43:32] Ask XQC if Kixrail owns him and made him defend Neon against bots.
[00:43:40] Wait, what did he do to him?
[00:43:41] I don't know but he's spamming him.
[00:43:44] But what in the event though
[00:43:58] Also, also, also what is kick drill is that well
[00:44:02] Open your third eye, bro. You're not allowed to say you have to defend it
[00:44:09] You're one of the elites, bro, I'm not stupid
[00:44:11] now go defend silky for going in 160 miles an hour in a fucking 30
[00:44:17] first of all if you're gonna go for silky go in a hundred sixty and a thirty you
[00:44:19] should go for me because I pushed my car to the max limit
[00:44:24] alright hey at least he's pushing the car I saw how you drive a Lamborghini you look like a fucking grandma
[00:44:29] you're the master you're the master
[00:44:31] if I had a Lamborghini the first thing I'm doing is going to do a school zone blind-folded
[00:44:35] yeah we know we know
[00:44:38] and what are you gonna do that oh no they give the game show me man so lame
[00:44:45] man so lame
[00:44:51] wait did you get a red no I got baby I'm starting to believe that there is no
[00:44:58] gold in the cases that I got lucky to bail me back into the game like they
[00:45:02] wanted me to get back in there is there is there is a returning player
[00:45:06] It's been proven by the scientists.
[00:45:09] Wait, are you dead ass or no?
[00:45:11] I'm dead ass, yeah.
[00:45:13] Because I literally, I got on the game for the first time in like a long time and the first case I got was a knife.
[00:45:21] First.
[00:45:22] The first case. Yeah, was it the first or second?
[00:45:27] I think it was the first.
[00:45:31] It was the first.
[00:45:33] Bro, gay pen, if you can hear me, bro, give me a knife!
[00:45:39] Wait, are you excited for GTA 6?
[00:45:41] Are you going to be streaming that every day?
[00:45:44] Uh, I mean, I'll play the campaign.
[00:45:47] Wait, there's no RP the first day?
[00:45:50] Of course not.
[00:45:52] Wait, how long until the RP comes out?
[00:45:57] Uh, how would I know anything about that?
[00:46:00] A year later!
[00:46:02] It's probably gonna be years more than women in a year. Oh my god wait if the game is gonna die the first year then
[00:46:10] That's not true
[00:46:12] RP lives from its own wings
[00:46:15] Arbors we care about where we're in the world that it is it's it appears and
[00:46:20] Is standalone?
[00:46:22] What?
[00:46:23] Dude, what are these red dates?
[00:46:29] But I'm being baited it.
[00:46:33] Dude, I don't care.
[00:46:34] If I don't get a gold, I'm joining New York.
[00:46:37] I don't give a fuck.
[00:46:38] What the fuck?
[00:46:39] I don't give a fuck.
[00:46:40] Hey, the Diddy case?
[00:46:41] If I don't get a red, I'm joining New York against Val.
[00:46:44] It's that fucking simple.
[00:46:46] Give me a gold on the next 10 cases.
[00:46:48] I'm flying to New York.
[00:46:50] Hey, listen.
[00:46:51] Listen, if we don't get a gold, bro, we are going to New York. We are we will testify
[00:46:57] Wait, we should do a stream where we go to New York and actually testify
[00:47:06] Dude, I'm sure we don't get a hell that I haven't come down because we're fucking filling the whole thing and make it a fucking service out of it
[00:47:13] What if we go to the courtroom with a laptop and open cases in front of the jury?
[00:47:19] Oh, yeah, true, true.
[00:47:24] And we give them a first-in-experience
[00:47:25] at getting baited by a red.
[00:47:26] Yes, yes.
[00:47:28] Oh my God, bro.
[00:47:29] Nah.
[00:47:30] And imagine they open a gold-on-light national television.
[00:47:34] And then they can't say it's rigged.
[00:47:37] Okay, little back story.
[00:47:39] You know that Dallas, that was the planet
[00:47:41] for the fucking, you know, for the Aiden Trump stream.
[00:47:43] I put it in the list of things to do.
[00:47:46] I went in to open 10 cases.
[00:47:50] I was like, bro, it would be,
[00:47:51] well, it would be crazy to see opening a gold.
[00:47:55] That would have been insane.
[00:47:56] No, come on, man.
[00:47:58] What do you think about that?
[00:47:59] Open in the gold, huh?
[00:48:00] What?
[00:48:02] Open in the gold, huh?
[00:48:05] You probably get nine out of 10 knives, bro.
[00:48:08] That shit seems to be promised to him for years.
[00:48:11] They saw what I'm seeing.
[00:48:12] Okay, now break down that joke
[00:48:14] and explain what I mean.
[00:48:16] uh well he's a puppet listen bro i'm here for gold not politics bro add us on to the
[00:48:27] call i mean you don't want to make that joke bro you're the one who did this stream bro
[00:48:32] now watch me get this fucking gold now did you did you did you bought it to un debunk
[00:48:39] the um the the red triple or did you let him a marinade in that bro what do you think i'm
[00:48:44] I'm the debunker. I'm here to cause drama not create drama. There's two different things, bro
[00:48:49] All right. Well next time then
[00:48:52] Listen, you bigger ass. I switch to the view
[00:48:54] I will miss enshrude the fuck out of it. Tell me what you want me to do, bro
[00:48:58] I'll have there'll be not, you know, Noxick the new clipper guy. He'll post something right now
[00:49:02] Just tell me what you want me to hear picked up just say something. This guy's on payroll
[00:49:07] He's actually not
[00:49:09] I thought to his post under the post and Lee said it paid promotion
[00:49:13] Okay, bro, wait, he is a pair of my fill
[00:49:18] Hey, actually wait wait actually dude
[00:49:24] Wait actually
[00:49:26] Yo, bro, are you gonna be doing the McDonald's truth end of the month or no?
[00:49:30] Which one McDonald's is giving away burgers for
[00:49:35] 67 cents
[00:49:39] What for what I don't know I saw it that Pepsi sent me
[00:49:43] I miss Pepsi anyone else bro from me if you miss Pepsi right now. Well, you find them
[00:49:49] No, I can't speak on why I can't be with him right now legal reasons
[00:49:55] Wait, no fucking way that the face
[00:50:04] He's under a face contract that's crazy
[00:50:07] I
[00:50:09] Must say I must say loud
[00:50:12] This is what I get a lawsuit to just I would break those contracts
[00:50:17] Easily and just take it if they go after me they're wrong and they will take I mean they'll say the public is take everything
[00:50:23] Well, there's I if I speak I'm in big trouble
[00:50:27] I'm gonna keep it down for right now right now, bro. I'm here to open cases. I'm sorry
[00:50:31] I'm here to spread love positivity bro because that's all life is man
[00:50:35] I haven't even opened one pink one pink it
[00:50:44] Yo, why why do I feel like this is it right my feeling I thought we were friends and you're you insult me like this
[00:50:49] It's just something I was talking about because you
[00:50:54] It's just not it's just always to do with you man. I'm gonna say these days. It's just not
[00:50:59] You're not funny these days. You're not funny. You're boring. What was the clip chat a sad farm clip?
[00:51:05] Who remembers when XQC used to actually do content?
[00:51:09] Drop on me.
[00:51:10] Who remembers when Ron had jokes that were funny that were about dick and balls and diddy
[00:51:16] shit?
[00:51:17] Says you.
[00:51:18] Actually says you.
[00:51:21] Wait, actually says you.
[00:51:23] That is an actual.
[00:51:25] Not true.
[00:51:26] My jokes have finessed me.
[00:51:28] My jokes have switched finessed me.
[00:51:29] End of the fucking quiz where you have to pay your price.
[00:51:34] Sorry.
[00:51:35] There would be no clips if it didn't exist.
[00:51:37] I...
[00:51:38] Brother.
[00:51:39] I created clips.
[00:51:41] Did you pay for clippers now?
[00:51:43] Nope.
[00:51:44] I saw this one thing that said you paid for clippers a couple months ago.
[00:51:47] My friend Eddie pays for that shit.
[00:51:49] Oh, so that's why people are going to kick for free clips.
[00:51:53] You know I found out actually over the weekend I did know about this.
[00:51:56] You know I'm banned from clip pages for kick?
[00:51:58] You know that?
[00:52:00] I didn't know that.
[00:52:01] Okay, hey Ronald.
[00:52:02] You're not allowed to clip me for profit.
[00:52:04] I'll make it now make him look better. Oh, oh free clips
[00:52:26] A code though Lacey the code for whatever he does. We don't call him after that
[00:52:31] What do you mean go for what?
[00:52:33] All your friends have codes for all the things that they do do.
[00:52:37] What does that even mean?
[00:52:42] Codes for what?
[00:52:44] I mean, I don't want to feel too much mud. I'm just saying, I'm just telling you that those who know and not those who don't.
[00:52:55] A prize picks code?
[00:52:59] Wait, then we could go deep down this driver hole right now. I'm ready to do this.
[00:53:03] a pack draw code
[00:53:06] I would have had to adjust for to get a Lamborghini SVJ, and then I'd quit instantly
[00:53:11] That car sucks, huh?
[00:53:14] That car sucks. It's a bad for that door says you bro. You still your brother's car. So now what?
[00:53:18] Lambos are they're not good cars. They're not they're not good
[00:53:23] Another car is there just did they're not race cars and they suck it
[00:53:26] they're not
[00:53:27] Don't have like a like like two models with the great modifications
[00:53:30] They can be like an actual track worthy car other than that.
[00:53:33] It's shit.
[00:53:34] Yeah, listen, bro.
[00:53:35] Put up cars, bro.
[00:53:36] All I'm gonna say is, all I'm gonna say is, bro, live.
[00:53:40] The Revolto is one of the worst cars.
[00:53:41] Side of the car, you all.
[00:53:42] Live life and spread love.
[00:53:46] Enjoy the things, don't do enjoy it.
[00:53:48] And do more than you wanna do
[00:53:49] and those are things you don't wanna do.
[00:53:50] Also, the Revolto has to be
[00:53:53] one of the worst cars in the history of supercars.
[00:53:57] It is overpriced by margins that we have never seen before.
[00:54:04] Every hybrid car is tanking, because no one wants to buy a fucking toaster.
[00:54:12] Hybrid cars can be cool, but it's a toaster at the end of the day.
[00:54:18] Open your third eye, the government wants us to all go electrics so they can monitor us more.
[00:54:23] because they can turn off all of our electricity.
[00:54:25] They can't turn off the gas.
[00:54:26] They can monitor everything, bro.
[00:54:27] I'm telling the truth.
[00:54:28] This is the truth, bro.
[00:54:29] This is the actual truth.
[00:54:30] The real truth is that the best shit will be a combination.
[00:54:35] Whenever they really get down to all the options
[00:54:40] and engineering, it'll be a mix of 100%.
[00:54:46] That's the truth of it.
[00:54:47] You know what happens with shit?
[00:54:49] But if there was no drawback for having an electric engine
[00:54:52] and electric benefits full torque off the ramp is crazy.
[00:54:58] Oh, it's insane.
[00:54:59] I don't need cars to work anymore.
[00:55:01] Everyone knows this.
[00:55:03] OK, oh, yeah, when you have your month,
[00:55:04] I mean, that was really wild.
[00:55:07] Now you really want to have a side of that.
[00:55:08] No, I'm saying I don't want to do it.
[00:55:11] I don't want to do it.
[00:55:13] Please, I don't want to do it.
[00:55:14] I went too far.
[00:55:17] Whatever, bro.
[00:55:18] What fucking effort?
[00:55:20] oh the gas places are only gonna get higher bro because they want to fuck it
[00:55:26] oh my god they want to see real pink zero pink yeah what's wrong with CS
[00:55:32] nowadays bro yesterday I got only fucking blues bro like oh wait I got a
[00:55:45] I
[00:55:47] Got a P50 Azimov feel tested
[00:55:54] Let's start an oil joint in company
[00:55:57] Why don't we start an insurance company in this game people? Oh, oh, I love those. Nope
[00:56:07] Wait, what's thought I'm gonna get a hoodie
[00:56:09] Okay, one second.
[00:56:10] All the anti-gambling laws are shit, I don't know why.
[00:56:16] Because gambling is part of the human experience.
[00:56:20] People want the gambling.
[00:56:22] People want this.
[00:56:23] And you're removing a part of the human psyche.
[00:56:27] You're removing a part of the human voyage.
[00:56:30] What are we talking about?
[00:56:32] What is he talking about, Chad?
[00:56:35] Is he talking nonsense or is he speaking truth?
[00:56:38] People have been gambling even for things that nothing that big into debt
[00:56:44] I like a small thing. Oh, oh, I bet you can't jump over the over the this garbage bin over ten bucks
[00:56:50] They're like people like to gamble. It doesn't have to be a life-altering massive. I'm going dead
[00:56:56] Yo, two bucks. You can't fucking say this. I'll do this. Hey, that's that's part of the human experience
[00:57:02] The bomb they made is what I think online casinos is different from in-person casinos
[00:57:08] I think there's a big difference. I'm just being honest. Let's just talk truth, right?
[00:57:11] Would I take a gambling deal? You're talking a stable or an auto? Of course I would, right?
[00:57:14] I'm not against you right now, but I'm just speaking to you. You know nothing. No, I am talking the truth
[00:57:19] I'm gonna be honest with you. I would take the same bill you did. I'm not coming at you for it
[00:57:22] But I'm just being honest with you
[00:57:23] There is a complete difference from online gambling and then in-person gaming
[00:57:28] She's big wait
[00:57:29] In what sense is it you think it's worth online? Yes
[00:57:33] I explain how I have a fucking happen
[00:57:36] Um, well, let's see here there's there's if you go to a casino, let's say you go to Red Rock, right?
[00:57:42] Red Rock casino in person, right? This is a pretty popular one. You're not guaranteed to lose, but you're not guaranteed to win
[00:57:48] It's a casino, right online
[00:57:50] You know that there's one owner of this site who fucking wins eats off the mall when you go to Vegas and now one casino
[00:57:56] It's not going to one dude, bro. It's not going to one dude, bro
[00:58:00] It's not going to one dude, right? This guy play
[00:58:02] What the fuck are you talking about?
[00:58:06] It's not the same thing. I don't think it's the same thing. I'm out, yeah.
[00:58:09] I don't know what does that even mean.
[00:58:12] You just said words. I don't even know what the point of that was.
[00:58:16] Multiple owners equals good.
[00:58:18] Yes, precisely.
[00:58:20] But why?
[00:58:21] Right message or wrong message. You got it.
[00:58:24] No, no, no. I don't understand it.
[00:58:27] No wrong messenger, right message, but still wrong message. It's wrong. It's your wrong message. Okay. I'm learning
[00:58:35] Listen, bro. All I know at the end of the day is I would take a gambling deal. Do I know it's bad fuck? Yes, but
[00:58:42] At the same time, I think you will expect me to be a gambler
[00:58:48] What do you okay just off the red just just to know what do you think the RTP is in a real life?
[00:58:54] Just give me a number.
[00:58:55] Don't worry the chat.
[00:58:56] Give me a number.
[00:58:57] 100%.
[00:58:58] If you don't leave, you win.
[00:58:59] No.
[00:59:00] No, go on.
[00:59:01] Stop.
[00:59:02] Give me a number.
[00:59:03] What do you think to auto-gazers in real life?
[00:59:07] I don't know.
[00:59:08] I don't really gamble in real life.
[00:59:09] I don't know.
[00:59:10] I've never done a spot.
[00:59:11] Okay.
[00:59:12] Okay.
[00:59:13] Okay.
[00:59:14] Okay.
[00:59:15] What is it online?
[00:59:16] What is it online?
[00:59:17] Slots are for bumps.
[00:59:18] I'm going to be honest with you.
[00:59:19] Okay.
[00:59:20] Okay.
[00:59:21] Okay.
[00:59:22] Okay.
[00:59:23] I was on stream. I won every single time and then all of a sudden this is true by the way
[00:59:29] This is true people see it so stream
[00:59:30] This is true as soon as I went to the blackjack table as soon as I went to the blackjack table I
[00:59:37] Lost 15 hands in a row
[00:59:39] Are you are you playing eight next you?
[00:59:44] Everything oh, I tried everything I tried one had two hands three hands five hands ten hands
[00:59:49] Blackjack is hot and cold. Like it's insane how much that should swing. I
[00:59:55] wouldn't I hate blackjack. I would get fucked. But blackjack, depending on what you play, it'll go insane.
[01:00:01] You'll win it 20 into the row and you lose 30 in a row. It's the nature of blackjack, yeah.
[01:00:07] Alright.
[01:00:08] Bakurado is incredibly fair if you play, you play banker, right? You're rolling it.
[01:00:16] How about you give me a hundred thousand right now on on the stake?
[01:00:19] We go to kick right now. We just we test this theory out bro. We just tested out real quick
[01:00:23] Let's have a quick hundred and I'm saying we get that's it only not again. Yeah, let's just test it real quick
[01:00:27] But that's my luck
[01:00:31] Sure
[01:00:33] Let's do it
[01:00:35] I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I think
[01:00:38] I just found it in the store, but we're going to do it at your house.
[01:00:40] We're going to do it off-screen, yeah.
[01:00:43] And I'll actually, actually no no no, we'll do that, we'll do that, right?
[01:00:48] Every profit I make I'll give you, but I'll show you.
[01:00:52] Oh, where am I? Where am I?
[01:00:54] On a new account, bro.
[01:00:59] Bro, I'm actually confused, chat.
[01:01:00] I just spent four hundred dollars
[01:01:02] and I got a collection of fucking blue dodos.
[01:01:06] I just spent a thousand dollars
[01:01:07] I got actually nothing
[01:01:09] Wait, I'm not even kidding. Should I quit or do we keep going? No, we keep going
[01:01:14] Are you sure?
[01:01:15] They fucking hits. Yeah, but I like I crack it. I don't have money though. I don't have money like this get a loaner
[01:01:21] Go some fucking balls, bitch
[01:01:23] Can I get a loan real quick?
[01:01:25] No girls on fucking balls get a loaner and fucking get some kids and start opening
[01:01:30] Yeah, can I get a loan real quick and somebody people that have opened the best skins
[01:01:34] It didn't come playing like some hose when they hit zero they fucking got out there God thems us alone and fucking opened
[01:01:41] More cases you fucking loser
[01:01:44] Check can I get a quick loan real quick?
[01:01:46] Can everybody here gift five subs real quick just for a quick loan not a big one quick one
[01:01:55] I'll be waiting they even the one gifted sub y'all
[01:01:59] Yo, is that dry wood? Is that is that hardwood even a five gifted?
[01:02:03] Yo, that's nice
[01:02:08] Thank you
[01:02:11] Okay, okay. Okay. Okay. What do you think the average are to be is for a big casino online?
[01:02:16] It wasn't on to be the onslaughts. Come on. Give me number
[01:02:19] This is a knowledge. No, Joey. Thank you, bro. Much appreciated. I think that was his fault Tyler. Thank you
[01:02:23] Wow 96 96 596 1
[01:02:28] So my question
[01:02:30] So if I went on that web, I see, I'm like, this is bad, bro.
[01:02:34] You know, I'm going to stop talking.
[01:02:35] 80, 83, 80% of your life.
[01:02:37] Do you hear this?
[01:02:38] 80%.
[01:02:40] I don't think you've ever seen how horrendous that is.
[01:02:44] Bro, it is so abysmal.
[01:02:47] It's insane that anybody does it.
[01:02:50] So let me get this straight, right?
[01:02:53] What?
[01:02:53] If I go to your site, I'm all of a sudden
[01:02:55] going to win better.
[01:02:56] Is that what I'm hearing?
[01:02:56] No, no, I'm seated, Jeff.
[01:02:58] You're a lot of David V.
[01:02:59] No, I don't think you gamble ever.
[01:03:01] I don't think you should do any of that.
[01:03:03] Like you expected to make it more money
[01:03:05] from online slots or any casino
[01:03:07] than you want to make it from online slots.
[01:03:09] I don't think it's horrible.
[01:03:11] What?
[01:03:12] The airport ones are tweaked out.
[01:03:14] Bro, they look like 70%.
[01:03:19] Honestly, bro, I see old people at the airport
[01:03:21] just like smacking the screen.
[01:03:24] Oh, bro, I strategy it.
[01:03:25] Bro, I definitely scratch it.
[01:03:27] I actually went at the airport a fucking fat amount.
[01:03:29] It was crazy.
[01:03:30] April, it made so much noise.
[01:03:32] I put the volume to max.
[01:03:34] Everybody was looking, it was so annoying.
[01:03:37] The menu was like,
[01:03:37] bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo.
[01:03:40] Everybody was looking at it.
[01:03:42] And it was like the middle of the room.
[01:03:44] Alex, you know, Ron,
[01:03:45] you have any idea how loud those are
[01:03:46] when you put the max volume on?
[01:03:47] It's as a fucking loud ass speaker.
[01:03:51] You can hear it from fucking 20 dates over.
[01:03:55] It is crazy how loud it is.
[01:03:57] So can you take me to the casino then?
[01:04:01] Oh, yeah, bro. I've seen you do it.
[01:04:03] Oh, the red rock? I know how to solve the red rock. I got it.
[01:04:05] I got it. I got it.
[01:04:07] Yeah, how to solve the red rock. No, no, no, no, no.
[01:04:09] The other one. Fuck that.
[01:04:11] It's the ball guy.
[01:04:13] Are you a solve gambling?
[01:04:15] No, no, no, no.
[01:04:17] The red rock is on it. It's running for your brain.
[01:04:19] He leaves it. It's a banter.
[01:04:21] Yeah, bro. If you want to tell him,
[01:04:23] maybe you could bring out a billion dollars cash.
[01:04:25] show me how it's done
[01:04:27] sure we'll do that
[01:04:29] bro you would be shaking like a feather
[01:04:33] I got a red minimum where?
[01:04:37] you'd be shivering
[01:04:40] wait I'd be shivering or what?
[01:04:42] wait I'm much a little late on your stream man
[01:04:45] huh?
[01:04:47] oh that was the red I thought it was the blue on your shirt like I'm delayed it
[01:04:50] that's the red?
[01:04:51] gee wiz what a scam
[01:04:53] What?
[01:04:54] Man, that's a hundred bots.
[01:04:56] What the fuck?
[01:04:57] I swear, I refreshed your stream.
[01:04:59] I swear.
[01:05:00] Because I thought that's what that's a blue and no way of it, but that's a reddit.
[01:05:04] Yikes.
[01:05:09] I already traded a reddit yesterday and I lost money, I gotta coramp it.
[01:05:16] Yo, I ain't got a reddit.
[01:05:18] My account is so tampered, it's insane.
[01:05:20] That's fine, I believe this case, this case right here,
[01:05:23] Should be a gold right here.
[01:05:25] Batch, I don't even have to look, chat.
[01:05:33] Do try something for me.
[01:05:34] Do it.
[01:05:35] Oh!
[01:05:36] Oh!
[01:05:37] Oh!
[01:05:39] What?
[01:05:39] Oh!
[01:05:41] Oh!
[01:05:42] Why?
[01:05:44] God!
[01:05:48] Kidding.
[01:05:49] No, that's not gonna be in the box.
[01:05:51] Yeah, I'm not getting through that boss. I just don't know
[01:05:55] That I was gonna say
[01:06:00] Yo, yo, also, you know what I have a relic that nobody has why I actually had a donation from a
[01:06:07] savage
[01:06:11] Wait, what you unbox the case that you got a knife now look he gave me this what whether it is
[01:06:15] What am I looking for?
[01:06:17] Look at that.
[01:06:18] What on hold, Jack?
[01:06:20] Mr. Savage from Fortnite?
[01:06:22] Oh, that is Mr. Savage from Fortnite.
[01:06:25] Blast!
[01:06:27] Wait, what is that green on the top?
[01:06:29] It says grief.
[01:06:30] Is that normal?
[01:06:31] Wait, is that the rare?
[01:06:33] Is that the rare, carambit, grief pattern?
[01:06:37] Is that normal?
[01:06:41] Wait, that's one of one.
[01:06:43] Griffin
[01:06:46] Why is it why is it one of them?
[01:06:52] What is the one what it's 101 that's the 101
[01:06:59] Dude, I'm so confused. I don't even know what the gold looks like anymore. I'm dead ass
[01:07:05] Yes, we gave my money back in oh, yeah, I actually feel bad it because
[01:07:08] So we did the thing with the skin and again I can I call up water and I forgot
[01:07:24] I sent it on three strings a wide-speed knot
[01:07:29] I give up now I'm done the case is over there's no goals anymore chat
[01:07:33] this shit is a scam this shit actually should be banned I'm not even getting
[01:07:39] yeah the skins yet again like I don't want to do the skin but you didn't have
[01:07:43] it anymore but I've spent too much money I have to quit I'm not made for this
[01:07:50] you have more money than me bro it's over I said it bro where does yeah
[01:07:55] you have more no I know the contrary that's not last year have boost your
[01:07:59] ads to 900% I know as you made
[01:08:03] I saw the backboard it last month I made 180
[01:08:09] yeah it's kind of crazy to me how you you told me that you made like millions of
[01:08:15] like 12 million dollars and it's like in a year old but like how the fuck is that
[01:08:20] even possible I didn't even yeah I mean the ad work for a really really insane
[01:08:23] one that I thought I'd be able to initially you think it's ever gonna
[01:08:25] to get better like that or no I don't think so oh so it's over for me mommy I
[01:08:31] think they just uh they realize they're like it they really that the pushers
[01:08:35] they won't put up with anything they can make the ads one cent and they'll
[01:08:39] still run them so I mean you guys have no leverage there she gets up nothing I
[01:08:44] mean I know to tell you I mean if you don't flex your leverage to get a
[01:08:54] bit of deal you get there in it okay so I mean all day in Clancy right now it's
[01:08:58] out of the car bro let's get a podcast on okay where do you get down here I
[01:09:02] don't know let's try to convince him bro let's tell him that's definitely bro
[01:09:06] that is literally his bread and butter quote that he says people people will
[01:09:10] come back and people will stay they they don't do anything so he's gonna
[01:09:15] write in essence shimmers don't they won't do whatever is good for them so
[01:09:20] The enemy is so rich. Why doesn't he just buy twitch?
[01:09:25] Amazon on twitcher. Oh, that was a nice
[01:09:27] But tell him to buy amazon
[01:09:31] Yeah, but you want to compete though
[01:09:38] And all my last case bro, huh everyone say gg it's over. Yeah buy amazona. Yeah buy bezos
[01:09:45] I want to base those house
[01:09:48] Really? Yes
[01:09:50] actually but we actually think so his person told us to fuck off though oh my
[01:09:59] god wait do I trade okay be honest do I trade all my skins for a knife right now
[01:10:04] like this is an M4A4 anime one this is like a beautiful one now how much is
[01:10:10] this how much is this you know I do a bizarre thing of you don't be cool now
[01:10:14] What okay, oh
[01:10:19] Yeah, Triton all you shouldn't fuck it
[01:10:22] Wait
[01:10:25] Where they see
[01:10:28] Actually, yeah, wait, I don't think it's in a file. Is it well ask him
[01:10:33] I don't think the boring guy. He's got a lot of stories to tell what I think he's the one tell everybody
[01:10:44] No, but it's the pink one though. It's pink. It's pink. It's a little black in the middle though
[01:10:55] Look at it in game because the CS2 is shipping look at it in game
[01:11:01] Workshop, um, oh, I hate when I hear that word. Yeah, this is a face to face to face to yeah
[01:11:08] phase two
[01:11:11] Yeah, it's like face clan
[01:11:14] It's like FaZe Clan, MonkaS.
[01:11:18] I kind of like the black, Loki.
[01:11:20] Boss, that sounds bad, but like...
[01:11:22] Wait, how does that sound bad?
[01:11:24] What do you mean, bad?
[01:11:26] It's kind of nice though, Loki.
[01:11:28] Like, is this not nice?
[01:11:30] No, it's...
[01:11:32] Wait, it's a glove.
[01:11:34] Yeah, yeah, yeah, Loki.
[01:11:36] That's real sweet.
[01:11:38] Look at my gun, too.
[01:11:40] You're gonna shit your loser.
[01:11:42] You're a loser.
[01:11:43] Yo, look at my guy, bro.
[01:11:45] Yeah, say, bro, we get on the game, you're a dog,
[01:11:49] and I'll be here.
[01:11:50] Um, it came in line with face stickers, yikes.
[01:11:55] What, bro?
[01:11:56] I was in face plan at one point.
[01:11:58] Yeah, until you guys got fucking scammed the hard.
[01:12:01] No.
[01:12:03] Yeah, bro, why didn't you just buy it for us?
[01:12:06] Well, actually, I could have put a bid in it.
[01:12:09] Yeah, but you didn't.
[01:12:12] The thing is that at that point, it was too late.
[01:12:14] It was already like really like jump ship it.
[01:12:16] Why did you give me a call earlier?
[01:12:18] Bijan sent me a text.
[01:12:19] I was like, yo, dude.
[01:12:19] You know what my text should do?
[01:12:21] Yeah, but it wasn't too late though.
[01:12:23] So you would have bought face.
[01:12:25] Yes.
[01:12:26] You do realize it was like maybe they probably would have,
[01:12:28] he put, first of all, they probably wouldn't have sold it
[01:12:30] to you.
[01:12:31] Second of all, if they did sell it to you,
[01:12:32] they probably would have overturned the fucking,
[01:12:33] they would have said like $80 million.
[01:12:35] Yo, yo, Bijan texted me and he said,
[01:12:36] yo, we can make it happen.
[01:12:39] Like when Bijan says this,
[01:12:41] We're not talking about like 10 mil.
[01:12:42] We're talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
[01:12:44] Like imagine like that.
[01:12:45] Okay, so, so.
[01:12:46] What?
[01:12:47] Nobody right now, we're going back.
[01:12:49] Wait.
[01:12:50] That's cap.
[01:12:50] That's cap.
[01:12:55] It's kidding.
[01:12:56] But I will be honest.
[01:12:56] Also, face is worth $10.
[01:12:58] So I'm gonna give you a.
[01:12:58] Hey, I'll be honest with you.
[01:13:01] They have so much operational costs
[01:13:04] and overhead and they're so in debt
[01:13:07] but you're just buying a fucking,
[01:13:09] that's like buying a fucking land mine.
[01:13:10] Like fuck that I mean big trouble, but yeah, true. I mean chat true. I mean chat true true
[01:13:18] I mean that's true low-key true
[01:13:20] Like it's not false like it's true
[01:13:26] So keep you I
[01:13:28] Mean buying an organ general is low-key. It's devil. Is it I could be so wrong
[01:13:34] We're gonna have their opinions because they love words like their favorite word
[01:13:37] No, no, nobody
[01:13:42] Even even 100 fees with all the merch
[01:13:46] If you look at all the all the end-end they do
[01:13:50] 100 would be the closest to it getting close to that right but
[01:13:56] Even
[01:14:10] You know how much money this is just getting to the call duty league apparently it's like 30 million dollars
[01:14:14] Yeah, because it's franchise
[01:14:17] This they act it's active in it and it's the same models of watch League, right?
[01:14:22] And yet you have to buy the franchise spotter and the reality is that look at the watch they get how much
[01:14:27] The spotlights are the middle of every guy linked. They made a billion dollars. That's fucked you guys. See ya
[01:14:33] That's what it does. Why don't we start a business like that?
[01:14:38] Yo, why don't we scan instead?
[01:14:41] I'm not kidding. No, I don't we like say fuck this dream shit. We created like a product that people need
[01:14:47] You know I'm saying the force people
[01:14:50] yo what for is then like to be a part of it like we there's like no option like
[01:14:55] after hey what if we what if we like a life going like life going when the
[01:15:01] crypto boss take over right if you all if you all life going you don't get
[01:15:06] hold of the clickers and someone just made a thousand dollars what if we
[01:15:11] create our own IRL toolkit instead of everyone else it's bad bad the mind
[01:15:18] the southern is you don't like my
[01:15:22] what if we create our own version of CS where you can gamble in game
[01:15:30] um the EU is already not at your door today. The what? New York is calling it and EU laws are coming for you
[01:15:41] okay this was the most abysmal session opening game of my entire life
[01:15:45] Like, I've done one thing out of like, fucking, two hundred games a day.
[01:15:51] What the fuck is happening?
[01:15:53] You know what? Oh, wow, wait, add that to the case.
[01:15:55] I'm not even kidding.
[01:15:56] Hey, low key, add that to the case.
[01:15:58] That red just slid past my pussy.
[01:16:01] I'm not even kidding.
[01:16:02] Like, it went to my clit and then like, kissed it a little.
[01:16:06] I did a lot.
[01:16:07] I'm dead serious.
[01:16:09] No, that's bullshit.
[01:16:10] That's actually bullshit.
[01:16:11] It's actually bullshit.
[01:16:11] I'll say it.
[01:16:13] I'll say it.
[01:16:15] I'll say it. I'll be the one to say it. No one wants to say it. I'll say it. But, lest
[01:16:21] they give me a gold, I won't forgive them. Simple as that.
[01:16:25] Yeah, by the way, the way you speak it, that's why FaZe, when the way it did it, you caused
[01:16:32] the FaZe downfall there. Really, that's why.
[01:16:36] And still get going fucking 300 and 25. Oh, that's why. That's why. Now let's
[01:16:41] about your apology video during overwatch bro.
[01:16:45] That's called standing on business.
[01:16:47] That's called being an adult and sticking to how to do it.
[01:16:51] Sure.
[01:16:52] Sure.
[01:16:53] You could have been, your headset could have been hung up in the rafters.
[01:16:56] Your headset could have put on the monitor bro.
[01:16:59] But instead you went down as that.
[01:17:01] They couldn't handle the boy though, they didn't know what content was.
[01:17:06] They had a fucking golden mind of content and it threw it away.
[01:17:10] Just to fucking disband and go back about the next year.
[01:17:13] Whoa, weird blow right there.
[01:17:17] Low blow chat, low blow.
[01:17:19] Low blow.
[01:17:21] Oh, this is actually, this is a, um,
[01:17:23] a good restore right there.
[01:17:25] Low blows. Low blow.
[01:17:27] Low blow.
[01:17:28] Really?
[01:17:29] Yeah, low blow.
[01:17:31] Everybody hates low blow.
[01:17:33] Well, guess what, Brian?
[01:17:35] That is trash.
[01:17:36] I just spent $600 on cases for this chat
[01:17:38] I didn't get shit and my chat just sat there just smiling.
[01:17:41] Wow!
[01:17:42] For this chat!
[01:17:43] Yo, this is gonna go in the final, by the way.
[01:17:46] I actually recorded the whole line.
[01:17:48] Oh, no.
[01:17:49] Why should I not have said that?
[01:17:51] Wait, low-key?
[01:17:52] What if I sell these shit knives real quick and I low-key just unbox more?
[01:17:58] Like a band at freehand?
[01:17:59] Like, how much dollar?
[01:18:00] Yo, yo, Ron.
[01:18:01] That's what I did.
[01:18:03] Nobody bought any of my shit then.
[01:18:04] Like it.
[01:18:05] You see how the last one was bought yesterday for 250 watch this buyer pays 200
[01:18:12] I'm giving a $50 discount right now
[01:18:15] The things that nobody wants that shit though. That's what was nice is that people think oh, yeah
[01:18:21] Of course, nobody wants that garbage. No look look look butterfly butterfly knife battle scarred ready
[01:18:29] 860 buyer pays
[01:18:31] I'm giving them a
[01:18:34] Dude what a discount I can't believe it you need to sign it first. That's really have any more measure value
[01:18:38] I don't I don't I don't do that to be one of them
[01:18:42] Now hold on that hold on now ready chat how quickly do you think this is gonna get sold I have any buyers in the chat
[01:18:48] There's probably some buyers in my chat waiting Luke. Yeah, but don't go yo yo don't listen to your viewers
[01:18:54] It's fucking scum shit. I'm talking about bro
[01:18:56] Yo, selling your garbage to your viewers is like, bro, it's like Logan Paul type shit, come on, bro.
[01:19:02] Oh, what? Yeah, buy my shit right now. I'm gonna fuck what he's saying. Come on, bro. Hurry up, too.
[01:19:07] I'm trying to open more cases, please. Hurry up. Don't waste my time. Here.
[01:19:14] Alright, one got sold. There we go. Wait, why is it available in two days?
[01:19:23] Wait, so you bought it?
[01:19:24] Oh, there goes both of them.
[01:19:25] All right, I've...
[01:19:26] There we go.
[01:19:28] Let's go.
[01:19:28] Nice job, chat.
[01:19:29] Why are you sold instantly?
[01:19:30] Oh, no, the button is already...
[01:19:32] The boss buyable?
[01:19:33] I got $700 instantly though.
[01:19:35] $700 instantly.
[01:19:36] There we go.
[01:19:37] Now I could buy more.
[01:19:39] Thank you, chat.
[01:19:41] Who bought it?
[01:19:42] Drop it me if you bought it.
[01:19:45] I need to trade up so fast.
[01:19:51] Can I ask you something, Q?
[01:19:53] What?
[01:19:54] Do you think I'm a good streamer?
[01:19:56] No, you're a good streamer.
[01:19:57] Really?
[01:19:59] Yeah.
[01:20:00] Where do you see me in five years from now?
[01:20:03] PIC!
[01:20:05] Uhhh...
[01:20:11] You know...
[01:20:12] Skid Row?
[01:20:13] McDonald's?
[01:20:14] Burger King?
[01:20:15] I get it.
[01:20:19] I've got Skandor next.
[01:20:21] Okay, what a trade-up of those golden toys
[01:20:34] Okay, let's wait the only fire let's have a mini podcast bro. How much is your real deal from safe?
[01:20:41] What was the exact amount of the exact amount?
[01:20:44] Well, the phrase is wrong, right?
[01:20:50] It would be more like, what is the deal itself?
[01:20:52] I can tell you, you don't think it's like a contract.
[01:20:56] You know that it's like five lines
[01:20:59] from me and him, right?
[01:21:00] It's not like some fucking crazy shit
[01:21:02] that you think it is.
[01:21:05] It's not something, oh, you have to do hours.
[01:21:07] You have to fucking, you have to do some
[01:21:08] this and this and that, whatever.
[01:21:12] So, is that what you wanted to know?
[01:21:14] I want to know how much fucking money did you get.
[01:21:21] If I do a normal set, like a normal set, I don't know.
[01:21:24] It could be for 10 minutes.
[01:21:26] It could be five hours.
[01:21:27] I get 20k flat.
[01:21:29] I can withdraw all of it instantly.
[01:21:31] I can, if I want to, I can, I can gamble one dollar a fucking spin.
[01:21:34] Okay.
[01:21:35] For an hour and keep $190,000.
[01:21:37] What the fuck?
[01:21:39] And then, oh my god.
[01:21:41] Wait, bro, they done given those out?
[01:21:44] I mean, there's some luggage and shit, yeah, I don't like getting big as that.
[01:21:46] GGs, bro. GGs.
[01:21:55] That's nice, man. Just live an amazing life, bro.
[01:21:59] It's not what life is, though. What? It's just what this is, though.
[01:22:02] When you make money, you can live a nice life, bro. Don't worry.
[01:22:06] Yeah, you make a million, you make, you make three mil today.
[01:22:08] And you're gonna give nothing to your friends is fucking insane.
[01:22:11] I made three mil today.
[01:22:12] Yes, why are they saying real voice in my chat? What happened?
[01:22:21] Yeah, so unfortunately can hear you
[01:22:29] Why are they all saying your voice?
[01:22:33] You said you said you say it give me a trade up. What are my words right?
[01:22:42] wait what happened oh my god i think the illuminati is out to get me right now
[01:22:45] i'm not even getting what's going on
[01:22:50] uh after is it nightwish
[01:22:54] go down and realize it's fucking dog shit though
[01:22:58] oh my god yes i didn't even realize
[01:23:01] i skipped it bro i actually just skipped it it was so doggy
[01:23:08] It's so dorsi what the actual yo, I don't even mean to I skipped it bro
[01:23:16] Yo
[01:23:18] What
[01:23:20] Wait, do I go for the back to back do I go for the back to back?
[01:23:22] Shai is this good? I think this is good though
[01:23:29] Okay, ready, you'll you'll watch this ready watch this
[01:23:33] Okay go three two one bang what is it oh not bad black lamina I just got a black
[01:23:45] lamina bro we're tween that's not bad though all right wait the back-to-back
[01:23:50] though you ready
[01:23:52] I think I f*****g said it!
[01:24:02] Dude, that's profits for damn sure!
[01:24:05] It's well-warned, but I think that's how much I don't even know.
[01:24:09] Wait, how much dollar is that knife I just bought?
[01:24:12] Is it worth any dollar or not worth it?
[01:24:14] It's up with the Green Screen Flame Resident Evil after this is what happened.
[01:24:18] So I need to think the lawsuit is right?
[01:24:20] Hey, what?
[01:24:21] Yo that actually looks fucking nice brother that actually looks fucking nice though
[01:24:32] Wait
[01:24:34] I'm not even kidding but I'll just give this to one of you guys who wants a breath
[01:24:43] Butterfly like lemonade
[01:24:52] I have pants on you beardos
[01:24:58] Yeah, my unboxed two knives in two days, I love this. I was just still lagging
[01:25:09] The still best I don't want is one point again. I think my pants off right now for good luck
[01:25:18] It's six seven eight
[01:25:28] What?
[01:25:29] What?
[01:25:31] That's actually nice though.
[01:25:32] What the fuck?
[01:25:34] Well butterflies are a really good value.
[01:25:38] I'll give you another 500%.
[01:25:39] I'm sorry.
[01:25:40] But that's good though.
[01:25:41] That's okay.
[01:25:42] What the fuck? Another knife?
[01:25:45] Alright now we need to do another short of chat.
[01:25:47] We need to one up this motherfucker.
[01:25:54] Holy shit!
[01:25:56] Well worn. How much dollar?
[01:25:58] Hold on doesn't tell me
[01:26:06] Eight hundred eight hundred dollars. Wow, that's a lot of money back-to-back
[01:26:13] Wait stat tracks not as bad as bad as better. I don't want to chat. I'll do you want to do that, right?
[01:26:20] That I'm added to the files for sure
[01:26:22] These
[01:26:25] Can I go to Vegas maybe is this luck like
[01:26:28] Okay, no trouble I get one more I'm going to Vegas and yeah
[01:26:38] Let's say like
[01:26:42] Nothing, right?
[01:26:45] Why hasn't CS ever made a knife case?
[01:26:48] So it's just like a knife and the odds of getting like crazy ones are so like but it don't mean I get from seeing a gold
[01:26:54] Actual drugs I actually understand now
[01:26:58] I actually understand it. It's like an actual drug bro
[01:27:03] Wait, you mean the feeling you get when you open a skin. Yes, bro
[01:27:08] I'm not even kidding. I have to keep going even when I wait. I just want to keep going bro. It's like a drug
[01:27:13] I just love it. Yeah, until you lose it all. I love that. Yeah, you can't lose if you don't quit
[01:27:18] You know, I'll put a five hundred bucks five more five more five more. I'm more about bus kill
[01:27:29] I'm doing it
[01:27:32] Okay, let me do it. Let me do it. Let me do it stat the track
[01:27:39] Is it just a bug out quality doesn't work the quality filter doesn't work
[01:27:43] Okay
[01:27:46] Bro this feeling right now is like the buzzkill the chat it's like imagine you took a hero would need to shove it in my fuck
[01:27:55] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, so so so so what bro for now to for now what too far now
[01:28:05] God fucking damn, bro, and now this is gonna
[01:28:08] 100 bucks, right?
[01:28:10] 100 bucks
[01:28:12] I'll put it on the wall there
[01:28:16] Yo this- Yo, this will be worth it
[01:28:28] Water, this is good
[01:28:38] I'm gonna try to fuck it.
[01:28:41] Yo, there should be a setting in the setting skill that you could slow mo golds if you get it.
[01:28:46] Just so you could feel the attract-
[01:28:49] Hey, that's the right!
[01:28:50] What'd you get? What'd you get? What'd you get? What'd you get?
[01:28:52] That would be like a hundred skiddy-apop.
[01:28:55] We're talking about 750 bucks, right?
[01:28:59] All I could do is for this to give me a nice worth, at least any other box,
[01:29:04] and where we're profiting. Easy.
[01:29:08] Someone just said, seriously Ron, I'm actually
[01:29:10] I don't think that's fucked up
[01:29:12] Wait, is that ass?
[01:29:14] And then
[01:29:16] Or is it you?
[01:29:17] And it always happens
[01:29:19] Three
[01:29:20] Two
[01:29:21] One
[01:29:23] BANG!
[01:29:25] What'd you get bro?
[01:29:30] It's
[01:29:31] It's
[01:29:32] It's
[01:29:33] Something
[01:29:38] It's not bad, bro.
[01:29:45] My favorite drug is dopamine.
[01:29:50] Is dopamine considered a drug?
[01:29:57] It's a door receptor.
[01:30:03] It's more mechanical.
[01:30:05] Natural ways of getting like good dopamine to your brain and make you happy every day. What's like a good thing fulfillment?
[01:30:16] Reaching a goal like like like running
[01:30:30] Sexual climax
[01:30:35] We know that we know that we know this next next topic. We know you have a problem next topic
[01:30:51] Wait, you depressed people jerk a lot. Maybe that's why the president thing about it thinking
[01:31:00] I think jerking off is really bad for your brain yeah, I love it. I still do it
[01:31:06] I don't give a fuck. I don't know rules here. I don't know rules here.
[01:31:10] I guess, yeah fuck it. I can't control you, whatever.
[01:31:14] Jack, it is like a trap.
[01:31:17] Stay in the obvious, that's not true. There's a lot of people in the shadows like Jack their meat as I'm speaking right now.
[01:31:25] MQ you know it's crazy someone definitely like has nutted you in your years of being on Twitch
[01:31:32] Okay, and do you like that? No, I'm just saying like if you like really think about it like there has to be one weird viewer
[01:31:40] in your whole career
[01:31:44] I'm just being honest like there has to be one viewer and if there isn't gonna be one viewer, I'll be the first
[01:31:49] You are being good to make you feel special
[01:31:51] like bro you've been shooting me for like what 10 years you tell me not one
[01:31:56] person has jerked off you like come on yeah but why are you doing your
[01:31:59] knowledge that don't now you know you're gonna make some weird posts like about
[01:32:04] what the main thing is they should like it off yo Ron don't move on all
[01:32:08] I mean, bro, I don't know.
[01:32:15] XQC tribute.
[01:32:17] Shout well then.
[01:32:24] Oh my god.
[01:32:26] The new Nord?
[01:32:28] Nord?
[01:32:30] GXD.
[01:32:31] Up it up.
[01:32:37] I actually better go and look up if you...
[01:32:41] Chat, how about at least six skins worth it?
[01:32:45] M4, Neonore.
[01:32:55] Wait, nothing, what?
[01:33:00] M4, Hydebeast.
[01:33:02] That's a good skin, I like that one.
[01:33:04] Oh, red! Nice!
[01:33:06] Nice.
[01:33:07] Oh, this looks minimum wear, not bad.
[01:33:09] 200, yeah.
[01:33:10] Wait, no, this is, yeah, this is a good fit.
[01:33:12] Glock, wasteland.
[01:33:18] I bet XGC can't count down from 10.
[01:33:21] He's so dumb.
[01:33:23] I'm not shooting 30 slide, but it's not good.
[01:33:28] Chat.
[01:33:29] Fuck it.
[01:33:30] I'm sending it.
[01:34:01] What you get what you get that's not bad at all that's actually crimson web
[01:34:10] specialist gloves oh wait are they fact new oh my god oh my god thank you but
[01:34:17] but what I'm actually how much dollar how much dollars that
[01:34:22] Am I muddied? Am I muddied?
[01:34:24] Let me check, let me check.
[01:34:26] Ummm, a thousand dollar.
[01:34:28] Minimal wear.
[01:34:32] 0.13, Senator.
[01:34:38] What?
[01:34:42] There's no web though!
[01:34:44] There's no web though!
[01:34:48] The web is good, the web is stuck on the sticker!
[01:34:52] The red is stuck man, it's a fucking sticker, look!
[01:34:54] Who's a shit man?
[01:34:55] That's a sticker bro, I'll stick her.
[01:34:58] Actual I'll stick her, oh god.
[01:35:11] I got into the water.
[01:35:13] I'm in the big shit.
[01:35:14] Can you screen share?
[01:35:15] Can you screen share?
[01:35:20] Everyone in my chat is just putting,
[01:35:21] They're putting what are the emo that you said today?
[01:35:25] I'm just so hype. I'm so excited right now. I'm actually so happy. I just I'm so happy my dopamine is so high right now
[01:35:30] I feel happy right now
[01:35:35] Nope
[01:35:41] Yes
[01:35:43] I'm looking for some reds to trade with.
[01:35:53] Dude, I've even ridden some of these limes man, like, some of these are fucking trash.
[01:36:00] No, wait, I'm not a reds, I'm not a reds, this is over.
[01:36:05] I'll do that.
[01:36:07] It was stable.
[01:36:09] He's on the reds.
[01:36:11] I do it for the one time.
[01:36:13] 500.
[01:36:15] Can you go for something crazy right now?
[01:36:17] Like go for like a Ruby.
[01:36:19] Can we bring back the old days?
[01:36:21] Yeah, but I can't though.
[01:36:23] What about inheritance?
[01:36:25] I don't know.
[01:36:27] Oh that's good! 240!
[01:36:31] Okay.
[01:36:33] Trade up?
[01:36:35] Trade up.
[01:36:37] Okay, what else then?
[01:36:39] Tritop spy uh uh uh uh
[01:36:43] Why not why not try to hit him?
[01:36:47] Oh cuckly nice
[01:36:49] Wait okay I'll be busy busy
[01:36:53] Right?
[01:36:54] Contain him please
[01:36:58] Wow one point to this shit
[01:37:02] Up high beef
[01:37:09] Okay
[01:37:39] Fuck it, it's not good.
[01:37:41] Yeah, I do this every single time.
[01:37:45] Yeah, this has to hit though.
[01:37:49] Like I do, don't lie to me.
[01:37:51] Like I keep going, like I keep going.
[01:37:53] Alright, yeah, nice.
[01:37:55] Why are we watching this?
[01:37:57] This has to be like...
[01:37:59] Bro.
[01:38:01] You know what, bro? I have $278 Q.
[01:38:03] What's an expensive case just to say fuck it?
[01:38:05] What's a fun case?
[01:38:07] Bravo weapon case to or a sports great. No, no, no, I want to do like a couple though
[01:38:13] I want to do like a couple actually you know what I want to test my luck. Yeah, bravo
[01:38:16] Bravo and what weapon case weapon case one
[01:38:19] That's too much money. That's like two cases, bro
[01:38:22] I'm talking about like
[01:38:24] Hold on hold on hold on hold on. You know what bro? I'm gonna go for a butterfly knife
[01:38:29] We'll go for a butterfly knife. We'll go for one check. We're letting a virgin
[01:38:33] What are you doing?
[01:38:35] Go on.
[01:38:37] Go on, take that.
[01:38:41] Focus on that. This is gonna be good.
[01:38:47] Hold on, Jack. Hold. Everyone hold.
[01:38:50] Deadass, this is like the moment of truth. I'm not even...
[01:38:53] What are you doing?
[01:38:55] Because they have bad old falchion?
[01:38:57] Falchion?
[01:39:03] One hold bro, everyone send me your luck right now. Give me an emote
[01:39:11] So what's the console engine I need it it's so hard to buy these because there's none on the market wait
[01:39:16] Is there gonna be a day where there's nothing?
[01:39:33] you
[01:40:03] you
[01:40:33] you
[01:41:03] you
[01:41:33] you
[01:42:03] you
[01:42:33] you
[01:43:03] you
[01:43:33] you
[01:44:03] you
[01:44:33] you
[01:45:03] You
[01:45:35] I don't care chat. I don't care.
[01:45:39] Get out.
[01:45:41] Oh my god.
[01:45:42] Alright, alright.
[01:45:44] I want to sell this Ruby. How much should I sell this Ruby for?
[01:45:47] I'm not even getting.
[01:45:48] Can I just sell for a dollar?
[01:45:49] Do you keep the one lucky person?
[01:45:52] I mean, I'm gonna get out and play with all my nags.
[01:45:55] Look how much you got.
[01:46:00] Like, some of this shit is trash dog.
[01:46:02] Like this.
[01:46:03] I mean, look at this.
[01:46:04] I'm calling me an idiot. I'm a fucking genius.
[01:46:06] Don't ever call a genius an idiot, bro. You understand me?
[01:46:11] I mean, you're an idiot savant, Loki.
[01:46:14] A what?
[01:46:16] An idiot savant.
[01:46:18] What is that?
[01:46:21] The hand wraps.
[01:46:23] I love my hand wraps.
[01:46:26] That's it.
[01:46:28] That's it.
[01:46:34] Did watch this oh my god on the fucking goats
[01:46:53] Blue shirt blue glove of blue knife all blue
[01:46:57] What do you do one of these have to have wait, what's the best butterfly knife that you can get out of this?
[01:47:06] I'm guessing emerald
[01:47:09] Breakout case break out
[01:47:13] That fade yeah, Ruby as I say
[01:47:17] Oh
[01:47:38] Me if you have a game of premiere and we we bet a thousand subs if we lose we get our own jet subs
[01:47:47] I just lose more money!
[01:47:52] Or you win and you're the hero who rests in your chat and still killin' on top of it.
[01:47:56] And what do I win?
[01:47:58] Tryin' it.
[01:48:06] You know, I'm gonna do a nose case.
[01:48:08] Alright, I'm- I'm- I'm leaving, man.
[01:48:10] Alright, I gotta go now.
[01:48:12] You're dead.
[01:48:14] You're dead.
[01:48:16] I brought five pieces.
[01:48:17] Whatever.
[01:48:20] Whatever, bro, I'll see you by myself.
[01:48:22] See you later.
[01:48:23] Alright, bro.
[01:48:26] Uh, how about we play a game?
[01:48:29] What game?
[01:48:32] How about we do a gaming gauntlet?
[01:48:34] Nah, you would never do that.
[01:48:36] I wouldn't do that.
[01:48:37] We could do that right now though.
[01:48:40] Uh, no, we could play it ahead if you want.
[01:48:42] Would you organize a gaming gauntlet though?
[01:48:44] Me, you, you those small loads.
[01:48:48] No, no.
[01:48:50] How about the biggest gaming godly in the history of gaming godlets?
[01:48:53] It's the whole paugers against the whole WL.
[01:48:57] It's a godlet of 50 games.
[01:49:02] Nobody would fucking join it, bro, because everyone hates us.
[01:49:06] What's up?
[01:49:08] The whole one's gonna play it, bro.
[01:49:10] No, no, no, my yo cue. I'm not kidding. Can you just get me a
[01:49:15] You take 30% for 40% you take 60% get me a deal, bro
[01:49:25] Chat the biggest game god in history of life
[01:49:32] Chastis fire is not great to watch. I like this fire. I'll play it later on, but
[01:49:40] Yo, I can actually count on to play this game Um, I mean, I have like more than 100 hours
[01:49:58] on my phone on the game Like, bro, I get top 10 almost every day on
[01:50:06] the game on all classes
[01:50:07] I don't take a loss for an answer. I did I still take a loss for answer
[01:50:13] Why does it happen? Why does it say $1,000 ending queue?
[01:50:17] This is a cap. This is a cap
[01:50:28] Bang bang 8th place 15th place 16 17 16 boom
[01:50:36] Front page almost every day on my phone. I do
[01:50:44] Yeah
[01:50:49] Speed yo, yo, how about me this me and you speed runners to
[01:50:55] Bo 11 for 10k 11
[01:50:58] speedrunners to BOL 11 what is speedrunners I show speed it's a game it's a game looking
[01:51:14] like a pro gamer to do it like a 2D game while you just run.
[01:51:19] How much money?
[01:51:21] 10 cents.
[01:51:24] You might have been kidding, chat.
[01:51:33] I blame Jinxie for this.
[01:51:34] I'm dead ass.
[01:51:36] I had no intention of playing this today.
[01:51:40] Dead ass series, bro.
[01:51:43] This is just, this is bad.
[01:51:47] Do I have an addiction?
[01:51:49] Like dead serious, do I have a fucking addiction?
[01:51:52] And I'm dead ass when I ask that.
[01:51:54] Do I have a fucking addiction?
[01:52:01] One more Kequah.
[01:52:03] So you guys are gonna Kequah, bro.
[01:52:05] Well, I'm over here, you're looking at a real addict.
[01:52:08] You know that, right?
[01:52:13] Wait, so you guys want to okay, you might as well put Keck walk if you're gonna put Keck wall bro
[01:52:19] like at this point
[01:52:21] Like and then all I get out of this game is I just hear birds here
[01:52:31] Okay, let me check I'll have $11 so I you know what
[01:52:43] This is for all the Kekois in the chat bro.
[01:52:56] I got you.
[01:52:58] This is for you guys.
[01:53:13] I did use a matching stairs God never make me get on this game
[01:53:22] God never ever put me back on this fucking game. I'm dead ass. I actually got oh my god
[01:53:38] Can I trade up we're not possible
[01:53:43] You know, bro
[01:53:46] Wait, so I have enough
[01:54:00] Wait no dollars, I'm broke
[01:54:06] You think there's someone other that would do my transfer me for free or no
[01:54:09] Dude, I could actually do this. You know how many blues I have? I'm not even getting I have so much. It's actually nuts
[01:54:18] Like it's actually kind of disgusting
[01:54:25] Let me do your trade-offs I eat wood. Well, I'm talking like I have so much it's insane
[01:54:30] I have five storage crates. You know that I have five like five storage crates off all filled
[01:54:39] Wait, should I low key just trade everything up right now just to do this oh
[01:54:45] My god bro, no way people want to watch that though, right you guys actually look bro
[01:54:56] Yeah, where are my crates did I get stolen?
[01:54:59] Oh
[01:55:00] Here we go. Oh my god
[01:55:03] Look how much brother
[01:55:05] Oh my god. There's so much.
[01:55:10] I got GGs. Oh my actual GGs.
[01:55:17] There's a negive! Look, there's two of them! I actually have so many!
[01:55:29] What? It's the gun!
[01:55:32] do you guys like me for me let's want to make sure you guys like me bro
[01:55:48] oh my god how many negatives do I have holy shit oh my god I have so many I'm
[01:55:55] not even kidding the people even use that gun when they play or no oh my god
[01:56:01] I can do a nice right up. Oh my god. I can do a nice right up hold hold hold hold hold hold on God. I could do one
[01:56:07] Or I can easily do one. Oh my god. I can actually do it
[01:56:13] Oh easy easy easy easy easy easy easy easy easy bro easy bro
[01:56:18] You genuinely seem depressed these past two days. Wait, what?
[01:56:23] I'm depressed
[01:56:25] Do you guys actually think that?
[01:56:30] I feel happy.
[01:56:31] Dude, I feel super happy.
[01:56:37] Wait, what?
[01:56:38] I have too much motion, the game banned me?
[01:56:40] Are you?
[01:56:41] Is that serious?
[01:56:43] Use a train up.
[01:56:45] Nice!
[01:56:46] An umph!
[01:56:47] Nobody fucking uses that.
[01:56:50] Nice!
[01:56:51] Nice, a sawed off shotgun, nobody uses that.
[01:56:57] Nice, an AK point disnery, nobody cares about that.
[01:57:03] Nice, an UMP, nobody cares about that.
[01:57:09] Nice, AP-90, nobody cares about that.
[01:57:12] How about you show me a fucking what a max win looks like, bro?
[01:57:16] Wait low key is this good pinks or purples or pinks or purples or pinks?
[01:57:24] He's aren't even that bad bro, he's aren't even that bad.
[01:57:29] Ron you're looking very tight today?
[01:57:33] Yo do I have mods or is this like little confused here?
[01:57:39] I don't really know what that means, I'm looking quite tight today.
[01:57:44] I'm pretty uncomfortable and there's five viewers in my chat who are uncomfortable too, so.
[01:57:51] Oh, what the fuck is that?
[01:57:54] What the actual fuck is that?
[01:57:56] No, this is bullshit.
[01:57:59] Wait, is this expensive?
[01:58:04] Wait.
[01:58:05] Is this expensive?
[01:58:06] Oh my god.
[01:58:07] Is this expensive?
[01:58:13] Oh my god, did I almost fuck up? Did I almost get banned? I got one more case, hold on.
[01:58:21] Like lemon drops on drops drops, I above the chimney tops, that's where
[01:58:28] You'll find me
[01:58:31] Somewhere
[01:58:33] over the rainbow
[01:58:37] new birds fly
[01:58:40] and the dreams that you dream of
[01:58:46] be honest guys, if I was a faceless streamer would you watch me?
[01:58:51] like if I didn't have a face?
[01:58:54] but like how the fuck did H2O Delirious
[01:58:57] like he's so big and he's never shown his face
[01:59:00] shown his face anyone even know who H.O. Delirious is or am I getting too old?
[01:59:06] Loki I'm getting too old huh?
[01:59:10] No? Oh my god bro I'm getting old. GG.
[01:59:18] What if I was fat would you guys watch me?
[01:59:31] Hey, what is this chat doing, bro?
[01:59:36] What are you guys doing bro, can you guys be mature police there's viewers in here that whatever bro?
[01:59:44] All right, let's do a chat ready the last night straight up of the day is everyone ready or no
[01:59:52] Is everyone ready here we go
[01:59:55] Fuckin so many of these LMGs, bro.
[02:00:00] Hey, what if I get something- what's like the best item I could get?
[02:00:04] Is it a butterfly knife, realistically?
[02:00:06] Yeah, I've gotten pretty lucky with my trade-ups.
[02:00:09] I got a Ruby out of my trade-up. Is that rare or no?
[02:00:25] Wait, do I have enough?
[02:00:30] One, two, three, four.
[02:00:32] Are you dead ass?
[02:00:34] Are you?
[02:00:35] Wait, one, two, three.
[02:00:39] How many do I need?
[02:00:40] I need seven more.
[02:00:41] Wait, I need seven more purples?
[02:00:46] Wait.
[02:00:48] Should I 7 wait oh my god wait what am I missing right now I need pinks or propels
[02:01:05] What do I need I need seven more pinks what's the cheapest what's the cheapest
[02:01:13] I can get was it cheap. I'm not doing my blues straight up you guys actually want me to sit here and do my blues straight up
[02:01:19] Are you dead ass?
[02:01:22] I have seven fucking hundred. Oh my god
[02:01:28] Bro, I find wrong me put some music on for you guys
[02:01:36] You think Frank Ocean's ever gonna drop music again or no he's ever gonna drop music
[02:01:44] Where is he done?
[02:01:47] Be honest though if you were him would you drop music? I feel like he look he has he has like this aura to him
[02:01:52] Bro, like he doesn't have to drop music. No, I'm saying
[02:01:57] Like what if he drops in his fall shape norm saying
[02:02:01] Or am I spitting out of my butthole right now you can be honest be honest, so I won't get offended. I
[02:02:09] Could be spitting in my butthole
[02:02:13] Remember when Silento showed his bodice?
[02:02:17] Oh my god that shit was going viral.
[02:02:20] I'm not even kidding. He had a crazy bodice bro.
[02:02:24] His shit was inside out.
[02:02:31] Every day patches the night up. Every night patches the day up.
[02:02:36] Are you gay? Why would I be gay right now?
[02:02:39] When I'm talking about bodice bro that doesn't make me gay.
[02:02:41] Like just because I'm talking about another asshole doesn't mean that it's bad, bro
[02:02:47] But
[02:02:51] Now do I like men yes
[02:02:53] Oh god, did you mention this back then?
[02:02:55] Hold on.
[02:02:56] I'm gonna just fill up up on 28 though.
[02:02:58] 19 money.
[02:02:59] I'm gonna just fill up up on 28 though.
[02:03:01] Oh man.
[02:03:02] Mmm.
[02:03:03] Get me nice.
[02:03:04] Mmm.
[02:03:05] Mmm.
[02:03:06] That's what I was wondering.
[02:03:07] Dude, am I even kidding?
[02:03:09] We all listening to the Netsuban album tonight.
[02:03:11] We, all of us.
[02:03:13] The revenue.
[02:03:14] Reach yourself.
[02:03:15] Reach yourself.
[02:03:23] you
[02:03:53] you
[02:04:23] you
[02:04:53] you
[02:05:23] you
[02:05:53] you
[02:06:23] you
[02:06:53] you
[02:07:23] you
[02:07:53] you
[02:08:23] you
[02:08:53] you
[02:09:23] I
[02:09:53] Never fucking again, bro. Holy fucking shit. Well, that was a good CS session. I'm gonna be honest with you, I will never, there will never be a day where I get on CS and open up cases. I swear to God, you will not convince me. No, no, no, no, no, you won't convince me!
[02:10:20] Deadass you won't fucking convince me, bro, but that music so motherfuckers put on Frank ocean and all of a sudden
[02:10:27] It's the vet music. That's how this works
[02:10:30] That's how this works
[02:10:32] Put on everything
[02:10:33] Okay, before I get into this
[02:10:36] Wait Ron Glove, how long is it to beat resident evil?
[02:10:41] Main story ten and a half hours
[02:10:44] So you guys want me to stream for the next 10 hours playing the game?
[02:11:02] I'll do it for the people.
[02:11:03] If the people want that.
[02:11:08] How good is this game on a scale from 1 through 10?
[02:11:11] One through ten though.
[02:11:13] One through ten.
[02:11:20] Apparently it's peak.
[02:11:22] Wow. Five gifted.
[02:11:24] You know what?
[02:11:26] Talks amongst yourselves. I'm gonna go pee.
[02:11:28] You guys decide right now.
[02:11:30] Decide right now. Make...
[02:11:32] Talk to each other, bro.
[02:11:33] Talk to each other in this chat. What do you want?
[02:11:35] I've got to pee.
[02:11:41] I can see the words of the sea baking, If you can see the thoughts you will see in faces,
[02:11:57] Taking my friends up like an object that can bend,
[02:12:01] He didn't give a fuck back then I had to kill the Lord
[02:12:07] Now that I've killed him again
[02:12:11] We've got the sins, we've got the sins back then
[02:12:16] Guys, I'll be back in one second
[02:12:19] Make a brand new job right now
[02:12:21] Yeah, we've got a new deal back then
[02:12:25] Everything's a bad thing, we were friends
[02:12:30] We thought that I was dreaming when you said you loved me
[02:12:37] We started nothing, I had no chance to breathe
[02:12:40] But I could see you coming
[02:12:45] We started nothing, we were like each other now
[02:12:50] It's quiet and empty now
[02:12:54] We don't know what we're doing, but it ain't stupid, it's cool.
[02:13:04] In the after years of time, all around us, you're just like a child.
[02:13:11] I'm a child meant to be an assistant, baby.
[02:13:16] The time to get back there, you won't get a kid or a bride.
[02:13:21] We'll never be those kids again
[02:13:26] We've got the same happy thing
[02:13:30] Don't you remember?
[02:13:38] Hello? Wait, Chad!
[02:13:41] Come on
[02:13:42] Hey, Jack.
[02:13:44] Bobo, Bobo left her matcha here?
[02:13:48] Should I try drinking it or no?
[02:13:50] It's been sitting out for four hours.
[02:13:52] No, like 10 hours.
[02:13:54] Wait, hold on, now.
[02:13:56] Wait, hold on.
[02:13:58] Ooh.
[02:14:00] Oh.
[02:14:02] Oh.
[02:14:04] Oh.
[02:14:06] Oh.
[02:14:08] Oh.
[02:14:10] Oh, oh, spicy wait
[02:14:20] Wait does matcha have milk are you wait put it on God matcha has
[02:14:28] No milk however pot on like Starbucks always can tell oh my god. Oh my oh my god
[02:14:48] I
[02:14:51] Might as well kill it low-key. No, do I just kill it? Do I just
[02:15:04] Oh fuck oh fuck
[02:15:11] But I've 80 all right fuck it bro you ready all right
[02:15:18] I stable Ronaldo will not end my stream
[02:15:24] Until I beat this game. I don't care if it takes me an hour. I
[02:15:28] Don't care if it takes me 20 hours. I don't care. It takes me 13 hours. I don't care if my viewers get bored
[02:15:33] I don't care if I get bored. I
[02:15:36] Have to do this for my chat because I owe my chat everything because I'm a pussy and I'm a bitch and I am everything
[02:15:42] My chat will make
[02:15:44] They'll be proud if I could do this is what I want to say
[02:15:50] They will be proud if I do this
[02:15:53] Will you guys be proud will you actually be proud though, or don't lie don't lie would you be proud?
[02:15:59] Would you actually be proud if I beat this?
[02:16:02] Prequit under four hours
[02:16:07] Oh my god, you know, so when I click this button, there's no going back dead-ass
[02:16:11] Is there anything that I should prep beforehand or no?
[02:16:16] Is there anything that I should prep beforehand?
[02:16:18] Like should I take a poop? Should I order food? What should I do? What should I do?
[02:16:25] No low key I'll order food
[02:16:30] Okay, how does air wand sound how does air wand sound air wand sounds so good. Oh my fucking God
[02:16:37] God, do I have a heart rate monitor?
[02:16:40] No, I don't.
[02:16:40] Did you know my resting heart rate is 170?
[02:16:44] Is that bad, by the way?
[02:16:47] Well, my resting heartbeat is 170.
[02:16:53] No, I'm just kidding.
[02:16:54] It's not my resting, but apparently when I'm like,
[02:16:56] walking around the house, it's like 140.
[02:16:58] Is that bad?
[02:16:59] It's not 170, it's like 140.
[02:17:01] And I found this out because when I went to the,
[02:17:03] when I went to the treadmill,
[02:17:05] yes, I go to the gym.
[02:17:06] When I went to the treadmill in the gym,
[02:17:08] I instantly got on and it said my,
[02:17:10] like I didn't even work out yet.
[02:17:11] I just got on the treadmill.
[02:17:12] It said 138 was my heartbeat.
[02:17:16] Is that, is that bad?
[02:17:20] Is that actually bad?
[02:17:25] It's fake.
[02:17:27] Drink more water.
[02:17:27] I drink about one bottle of water a day.
[02:17:30] Which is pretty good, bro.
[02:17:31] Which is low-key pretty good.
[02:17:33] Which is low-key pretty good.
[02:17:35] I'll do this
[02:17:41] Chat face cam smaller bigger. Let me know wait before
[02:17:53] Okay, do I
[02:17:55] Attempt to fix this we'd like to
[02:17:58] But I tend to fix this or no
[02:18:01] But oh no
[02:18:04] This could make everything in my room fall get ready get your GG's ready. Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no, no
[02:18:16] No, I fuck it
[02:18:20] Wait, do I do controller no controller what are people they'll controller or no controller?
[02:18:24] controller controller controller controller damn the last time I played a game like this
[02:18:37] chat was what 2020 like a horror game I don't even get scared nowadays though is it even
[02:18:43] scary like generally is it even scary all right oh may 5
[02:19:01] confirm what yes or no yes or no
[02:19:06] Even a five gifted wower
[02:19:11] No third person third person's pretty cringe now third person's cringe
[02:19:16] third person's cringe
[02:19:20] Enter your age
[02:19:22] six
[02:19:25] Will not affect the content of the game. What was it? But why do they want to know my age?
[02:19:31] But why do they want to know my?
[02:19:37] Yes my correct age
[02:19:39] Luba
[02:20:01] Wow wait what the fuck is compiling shaders
[02:20:03] Stretching my lights off?
[02:20:07] Whoa, another five gifted from Wower.
[02:20:10] Wait, that's love, bro.
[02:20:12] Thank you so much.
[02:20:14] Thank you so much, bro.
[02:20:16] Wait, but lights off?
[02:20:18] What if I get scared?
[02:20:20] What if I actually get scared?
[02:20:22] Alright, fine.
[02:20:23] Everyone talks to each other while I make my lights off.
[02:20:25] I don't want to do it.
[02:20:27] What if I get scared?
[02:20:29] Wait, dead ass? Like, what if I get scared?
[02:20:36] What if I get bam?
[02:20:54] Wait, I'm actually gonna get scared though.
[02:20:56] Can I put my lights on? Dead ass.
[02:20:59] Wait, what the fuck is that?
[02:21:01] Wait, do I have a green screen behind me?
[02:21:04] Oh, hold on.
[02:21:05] Who put a green screen?
[02:21:07] Yo, who put a green screen behind me?
[02:21:11] You good ass?
[02:21:14] Wait, do I have a green screen?
[02:21:25] Uh, who the fuck put a green screen here, Jack?
[02:21:29] I promise it's not what it looks like.
[02:21:36] I promise it's not a green screen.
[02:21:47] I promise it's not a green screen.
[02:21:57] I promise it's not a green screen.
[02:22:02] Promise.
[02:22:06] You know what?
[02:22:07] This is fine, right?
[02:22:11] Lights still on.
[02:22:12] Yo, dumbass, do you expect me to be just black?
[02:22:16] Like, not like that, like, not like, like,
[02:22:19] like, I don't know how to describe it.
[02:22:23] Like, okay, is this good?
[02:22:24] Wait, where did I just kill?
[02:22:36] What the fuck?
[02:22:40] What the actual- what is this?
[02:22:44] Ow, no!
[02:22:46] Fix me!
[02:22:48] Oh fuck.
[02:22:49] Yeah, yes or no?
[02:22:56] Bro, outlaw, can you?
[02:23:19] There we go.
[02:23:22] Are we good?
[02:23:24] Yes or no?
[02:23:25] Yes or no?
[02:23:26] Good?
[02:23:27] Yes or no?
[02:23:28] Good?
[02:23:29] I'm saying something's behind me.
[02:23:35] You fucking weirdos.
[02:23:36] Okay, fine.
[02:23:37] I'll turn off the last light.
[02:23:39] I was trying to be lamicky.
[02:23:40] I'll be honest with you.
[02:23:41] I'll be honest.
[02:23:42] I'll be honest.
[02:23:43] I'll be honest.
[02:23:44] I'll be honest.
[02:23:45] I thought I could get away, bro.
[02:23:52] Alright.
[02:24:01] Shut that curtain.
[02:24:02] Yo, first time chatter.
[02:24:03] How about you shut up.
[02:24:04] Outlaw changed my title to not any stream.
[02:24:06] What do I want, chat?
[02:24:09] Can't I'm tiny bit smaller?
[02:24:12] God, am I just like a fuck up?
[02:24:14] Is everyone here just hate me like I'm confused?
[02:24:21] Wait, performance or quality chat? Which one's better?
[02:24:23] Performance or quality?
[02:24:34] Measuring your PC's performance.
[02:24:35] Bitch, I have the greatest graphics card ever.
[02:24:38] Thanks to this chat, thank you guys.
[02:24:40] I have the greatest.
[02:24:43] Let's go.
[02:24:44] All right. What do I need to know before I start? Anything?
[02:24:59] Chad, third person or first person? Which one?
[02:25:08] Graphics.
[02:25:10] I
[02:25:14] Motion blur off ray tracing what I put ray tracings
[02:25:23] Even a thousand bits hey Ron you made my life so much better this past few years
[02:25:26] I finally got enough money to gift you what the front. Thank you, bro
[02:25:31] That's so much love. Thank you, bro. I won't say thank you to him right now
[02:25:34] What a good fucking dude, but save save your money though. You shouldn't spend your money on stable and auto
[02:25:39] piece of shit. Now do me a favor. To the fucking hills brother. Go to the fucking hills.
[02:25:53] The five gives it Bobby Cant.
[02:25:59] Negative five burgers. Put ray tracing back on path.
[02:26:05] Holy shit am I a puppet to you guys or now?
[02:26:09] I
[02:26:16] Already here we go
[02:26:22] Hey
[02:26:26] Am I a burger
[02:26:30] I saw
[02:26:33] Who's gonna watch this whole let's play be honest
[02:26:35] Sub only or no sub only I feel like everyone's been pretty good right now
[02:26:47] All right, what difficulty casual
[02:26:51] modern a balance experience a suspense and a costume at the extended
[02:26:55] There the games game in communities casual
[02:26:58] standard classic a traditional experience of the community
[02:27:01] Recommend for long-term friends, there's auto saves during great skirmishes.
[02:27:06] Another thousand bits. Hit the hills. I'm a nationally-ranked baseball dog, I'm always on the hills.
[02:27:11] Hit to the hills, brother. Hit the fucking hills.
[02:27:13] Modern? Modern overclassic. Got it.
[02:27:17] What does your queen mean?
[02:27:22] Chad, this mic or the other mic?
[02:27:31] It's not...
[02:27:33] Pretty good graphics so far.
[02:27:38] Nice little suit and tie, dude.
[02:27:41] Oh, this is like my job. I used to be a mailman when I was younger.
[02:27:45] Oh. Fourth victim of unidentified disease.
[02:27:51] First pause of the game.
[02:27:56] First pause of the game. Do I put subtitles on? How do I put it on?
[02:28:11] Raccoon City Lockdown extended to 2040. US withdraws to retrieve the provision of iorganic weapons.
[02:28:19] I
[02:28:22] Last ain't bad
[02:28:25] Grace 20 40s 20 years race now what the fuck?
[02:28:30] Grace Ashcroft
[02:28:31] Yes
[02:28:33] my office oh
[02:28:36] Coming
[02:28:43] Come to this office. Come here. We got to talk. We got to have a talk right now
[02:28:49] If this is about the report you asked for yesterday, it'll be ready in three... no, no, two days, talk.
[02:28:56] Put a hold on that for now.
[02:28:58] We found another body.
[02:28:59] Okay, shall I go to the other mic?
[02:29:00] One that exhibits the same pathology as the others we've been investigating.
[02:29:04] Now, I need a good technical analyst on this.
[02:29:08] I think this one's better.
[02:29:10] Okay.
[02:29:11] I need your eyes on the crime scene.
[02:29:14] I need your eyes on the crime scene, the remnant hotel.
[02:29:24] Look, I know that's where your mother was murdered,
[02:29:34] and I know it'll be upsetting for you.
[02:29:44] Alyssa died eight years ago.
[02:29:48] So, Alyssa...
[02:29:49] You have this time for you to face the past.
[02:29:54] Confront that fear head on.
[02:30:00] Grayson.
[02:30:02] Her mommy?
[02:30:03] No.
[02:30:04] I won't force you to go.
[02:30:07] But do you think you can do this to me?
[02:30:11] Do it for Alyssa.
[02:30:14] Investigate that crime scene and report back to me with your findings
[02:30:24] That's all for now. Oh my god
[02:30:28] Another files that I'm in are we did ask this is another files. I can't play this shit
[02:30:34] by the way Superman dies yo dick writer I haven't ever seen a Marvel movie so he's
[02:30:46] Nice boilers
[02:30:50] Wait the graphics are low keep phenomenal on this game
[02:31:07] Yo watch here son of a dick
[02:31:16] right
[02:31:21] it
[02:31:26] it
[02:31:30] like
[02:31:38] or
[02:31:41] I know
[02:31:44] closed captions on yes you know
[02:31:49] zero-camera wobble yes or no
[02:31:53] now i gotta have some way what am i saying all about burger
[02:31:58] here
[02:32:06] and new york
[02:32:09] let me get
[02:32:13] Go on!
[02:32:17] Excuse me.
[02:32:19] Excuse me. Coming through.
[02:32:21] Excuse me. Are you waiting for the bus, ma'am?
[02:32:23] Or did you get a fucking call?
[02:32:27] Oh, shit, a tunnel!
[02:32:33] What's this?
[02:32:38] Let's see.
[02:32:39] No loitering is allowed on the front of the premiere
[02:32:53] Ten dollars for six
[02:33:09] Where are we heading toแบงn?
[02:33:38] This is why I hate police, bro.
[02:33:41] They're always trying to get involved in some shit.
[02:33:43] Oh, you're FBI?
[02:33:45] Yeah.
[02:33:47] Investigating all these strange deaths, huh?
[02:33:49] Mm-hmm.
[02:33:50] It's the fifth one now, right?
[02:33:54] I heard they all have the same weird bruises.
[02:33:56] So you think it's something infectious or terrorism or...
[02:34:00] Why else would FBI investigate them?
[02:34:02] I can't read my chat, bro.
[02:34:04] I just see OME5 here it comes.
[02:34:06] Are you with me?
[02:34:07] Oh, I'm, uh...
[02:34:09] Yo, Bob, an FBI agent. Let me do what I want to do, simple as that.
[02:34:12] You don't ask questions. I do the question-assie, bro. I'm in the FBI.
[02:34:24] What's this guy's name, bro?
[02:34:26] Be careful in there.
[02:34:28] Whole buildings condemned. Where it is, they're finally going to bring the whole place down.
[02:34:32] Yeah. Thanks.
[02:34:34] John police.
[02:34:36] All right, listen.
[02:34:38] Everyone knows this is a fact.
[02:34:40] When you investigate a crime scene,
[02:34:42] first and foremost, you look at the ground.
[02:34:44] Any footprints, any source of a trail
[02:34:46] doesn't seem like it.
[02:34:48] This crime scene is way more advanced
[02:34:50] than we think.
[02:34:52] Next up, you always got to check
[02:34:54] every perimeter, every corner.
[02:34:56] You never know what's around.
[02:34:58] Okay?
[02:35:00] Very nice.
[02:35:02] Very nice.
[02:35:04] Very nice.
[02:35:09] Ahhhh...
[02:35:10] Okay.
[02:35:13] I HAVE NOTHING!
[02:35:17] I'm eating you.
[02:35:19] I don't like this, this is dark.
[02:35:20] Oh, fuck you, you fucking bird.
[02:35:32] Oh, okay, no, no, no, no.
[02:35:35] I mean, if I'm getting scared already, like, nice.
[02:35:41] Oh, is this some type of hieroglyphics right here?
[02:35:46] Okay, is this some type of words?
[02:35:48] This is a home.
[02:35:50] That's his home.
[02:35:53] Home base.
[02:36:08] Caution, this area has been aided with rodents.
[02:36:13] It's no parking.
[02:36:36] Hello?
[02:36:38] Anybody here?
[02:36:41] OK.
[02:36:42] So, okay, listen, right, whoever is here,
[02:36:52] Is that a gun?
[02:36:55] Listen, whoever is in here, just know that I have a firearm!
[02:37:01] Okay?
[02:37:02] Show yourself, announce your presence!
[02:37:07] Whoa, whoa, whoa, who's breathing?
[02:37:12] Oh. Oh.
[02:37:23] Why on earth would I ever... No, this is stupid.
[02:37:31] Ooh, a kitchen.
[02:37:34] Bro, I don't like how in this game you can't turn around fast.
[02:37:42] All right, so it seems like there's a bunch of pots here a TV in a kitchen very fascinating
[02:37:49] Seems to be a little tunnel system above us a nice fan for the outdoors good. That's nice. That's nice
[02:37:55] Lock in, lock in. Lock in, Grace. Lock in. This isn't just you. We're doing this for,
[02:38:16] We're doing this for Alyssa.
[02:38:46] Okay, I don't want to play anymore. I don't want to play anymore. I don't want to play.
[02:38:52] Okay, I'm not gonna have a pussy. I didn't think this was gonna be hard. Or scary, excuse me.
[02:38:57] I didn't think this was gonna be scary. I thought it was gonna be lamiki, bro. I'm gonna be honest with you.
[02:39:04] The reporter that details the explain... What does that sound?
[02:39:11] Hello?
[02:39:12] Hello?
[02:39:15] Hello?
[02:39:21] Hello?
[02:39:25] Footprints of some sort.
[02:39:36] I've played these games before.
[02:39:37] This doesn't belong to a human, it looks like an amnol.
[02:39:44] Someone's been here.
[02:39:48] Okay, listen, listen, listen!
[02:39:50] I'm not here for dilly-dallying, okay?
[02:39:52] Get the fuck up! Who's here?
[02:39:56] I need a fucking lock?
[02:39:58] Oh my god.
[02:40:01] Oh fuck! My asshole!
[02:40:04] I want to play, bro. I can't. No, no, no. This is stupid.
[02:40:16] Who the fuck is this?
[02:40:20] Who is this supposed to be?
[02:40:29] Hello?
[02:40:34] I
[02:40:44] You
[02:40:58] How do I turn up the sensitivity I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't how do you choke the sensitivity?
[02:41:03] I'm scared. It's too scary, bro. No, it's actually too scary. I'm dead ass. I don't care. I don't care
[02:41:09] I don't care. I don't care. I don't care
[02:41:25] Third person's first the Mickey chat
[02:41:33] My mic is louder than a game.
[02:41:36] Really?
[02:41:37] Not sure my mic found?
[02:41:44] No.
[02:41:45] A West-East toilet.
[02:41:47] I'm not sure.
[02:41:49] I'm not sure.
[02:41:51] I'm not sure.
[02:41:53] I'm not sure.
[02:41:55] I'm not sure.
[02:41:57] I'm not sure.
[02:41:59] I'm not sure.
[02:42:01] A west-s-s toilet yeah, who does that, bro? There you go
[02:42:09] What's going on here
[02:42:13] Going on here man
[02:42:17] Is that a picture of
[02:42:20] Wait
[02:42:27] Hey, that's me
[02:42:31] Let's talk room 204.
[02:42:46] Oh
[02:42:59] Fuck no
[02:43:08] Put it on the gun ma'am. Let's take this slower. Let's do this a slower approach. Okay ma'am. Let's not freak out here
[02:43:14] Okay, let's pull out that gun, pull out that gun.
[02:43:17] What do I do?
[02:43:20] Head to room 204.
[02:43:25] Hey, hey!
[02:43:28] Who's ever, who's ever there?
[02:43:32] I have a gun.
[02:43:37] Scratch face.
[02:43:44] are you sure I can't leave what if I just walk out fuck this shit
[02:43:57] What am I just...
[02:44:07] Let's take more stock here, boys.
[02:44:17] Nice.
[02:44:20] President Skip.
[02:44:23] Why is she moaning in my ear?
[02:44:26] Are you orgasming? Like, what's going on?
[02:44:46] All right, listen. Listen. Listen closely and listen now.
[02:44:51] Now!
[02:44:53] Aye!
[02:44:54] Heavy weapon!
[02:44:58] Okay, don't worry, it's just a win.
[02:45:00] It's just a win.
[02:45:00] Everyone knows it's just a win.
[02:45:05] Nothing's outside.
[02:45:06] Okay.
[02:45:08] It's a win.
[02:45:12] Oh!
[02:45:13] I hear someone.
[02:45:15] Does anyone hear that?
[02:45:21] I actually can't play. I'm actually scared. I don't like this game. I don't want to play.
[02:45:36] The Redwood Hotel has been welcoming guests from all walks since opening of doors 1928.
[02:45:41] Experienced a warm embrace of nearly a century worth history along with Redwood. Oh, this
[02:45:45] Beautiful bro, but it is a nice little article
[02:45:54] Hello
[02:45:58] Hello
[02:46:07] Hello
[02:46:15] Oh my god, I, I, why did I agree to play this, but I'd rather just sit and do no content.
[02:46:21] I'm not even kidding.
[02:46:22] This is just scary.
[02:46:23] This is stupid.
[02:46:24] Oh my god, bro.
[02:46:29] I actually hate scary games, bro.
[02:46:33] Cause I, I, whatever, bro.
[02:46:36] Hi, I'm a man.
[02:46:37] I'm a man.
[02:46:38] I'm a grown man.
[02:46:39] Nothing scares me.
[02:46:40] I'm a grown ass man.
[02:46:41] I'm a grown ass man, bro.
[02:46:43] Playing a video game.
[02:46:44] It's not scary.
[02:46:46] Let's play.
[02:46:48] Come on.
[02:46:50] I need a key.
[02:46:52] Of course I need a key.
[02:46:56] Who's that?
[02:46:58] Whoever invited me to the room
[02:47:00] surely has to be peaceful.
[02:47:06] Okay, so it seems to be that I need a wire
[02:47:08] of some sort.
[02:47:10] It's a cutter.
[02:47:12] Oh, that, hey, wait, hold on, now.
[02:47:15] That might just be the most convenient thing ever.
[02:47:19] I think I just spoke that to Existus.
[02:47:23] Hold on, now.
[02:47:25] Wait, I'm not even kidding.
[02:47:26] Someone just rang the doorbell of our house.
[02:47:28] I'm not even...
[02:47:42] No troll. I'm not kidding. There's someone here hiding in our house.
[02:48:04] Oh, fuck you!
[02:48:06] Oh, shit.
[02:48:12] What the fuck is this game, bruh?
[02:48:17] Oh my God!
[02:48:19] What was that?
[02:48:37] This is what happens in New York City.
[02:48:39] Like, is this normal?
[02:48:40] Hey, what room did he say? Two or what?
[02:48:46] It's 202.
[02:48:54] Oh, 204.
[02:49:10] I'll see you on the New York City apartment.
[02:49:17] Hey.
[02:49:40] So what is this supposed to be a toaster?
[02:50:06] You told me to meet in room 204.
[02:50:09] There's nobody here.
[02:50:21] What?
[02:50:22] The actual fuck- uh, okay so is this game meant about a stalker?
[02:50:27] Wait, is this game supposed to be about a stalker?
[02:50:35] I
[02:50:43] Spice wash the fucking up Steve
[02:50:57] Wait, that's me
[02:51:05] Wait, oh, that's a new scene. Everyone walk in.
[02:51:10] Wait, is she staying in this apartment? Oh, eight years ago.
[02:51:14] Wait!
[02:51:17] Dan, come on.
[02:51:20] That's Alyssa, right, chat?
[02:51:22] You've been on that thing all day.
[02:51:24] Well, if you're gonna work something, me.
[02:51:28] It's a new scene.
[02:51:30] Well, if you're going to work so late.
[02:51:34] Get some sleep, eh?
[02:51:36] I'm almost done. Just a sec.
[02:51:38] What am I going to do with you?
[02:51:40] What you always do?
[02:51:42] Nugget me until I go to bed?
[02:51:45] No one likes when someone nags.
[02:51:48] No, it's really coming down hard.
[02:51:52] Mommy, phone.
[02:51:56] Mom, it's right beside you.
[02:52:00] Hello?
[02:52:01] It's Ashcroft?
[02:52:02] Yes.
[02:52:03] Oh, no.
[02:52:04] Classic way to get docks.
[02:52:05] You pick up a phone call?
[02:52:06] They instantly get your address.
[02:52:07] GGs.
[02:52:08] GGs.
[02:52:09] I also missed Ashcroft.
[02:52:10] GGs.
[02:52:11] Accidental GGs.
[02:52:12] Yup.
[02:52:13] What the?
[02:52:14] They're coming.
[02:52:15] Grace, we need to go.
[02:52:18] Oh, where?
[02:52:20] I don't know.
[02:52:22] I don't know.
[02:52:24] I don't know.
[02:52:26] I don't know.
[02:52:28] Oh, where mom what's going on?
[02:52:36] Who's coming what's wrong?
[02:52:47] They're gonna get deep love if you don't get like up tell me what's going on now is not the time
[02:52:58] I'm sorry, ladies, for making this work.
[02:53:01] I'm sorry.
[02:53:06] Slap.
[02:53:09] Mom, wait!
[02:53:10] Grace, come on, get in there.
[02:53:13] Hold on!
[02:53:14] I'm on my period.
[02:53:15] I'm getting cramps.
[02:53:16] Grace, hurry.
[02:53:17] Hold on, I said!
[02:53:19] Keep moving.
[02:53:20] I'm getting cramps.
[02:53:21] Please.
[02:53:22] Hurry.
[02:53:23] Oh, I said!
[02:53:24] Keep moving.
[02:53:28] I'm getting cramps.
[02:53:34] Who the fuck is this?
[02:53:35] Is that Epstein?
[02:53:36] Oh, I'm so sorry about the power outage.
[02:53:40] What happened?
[02:53:42] Oh, it's probably the electrical panel.
[02:53:46] It's 40 years old, so it doesn't take much to trip it.
[02:53:50] It's really no excuse, and I apologize for the inconvenience.
[02:53:54] Oh, no, it's fine.
[02:53:55] It's all right.
[02:53:56] I shall have it fixed soon. I just need to find my...
[02:54:08] What the fuck?!
[02:54:09] Don't get up!
[02:54:13] Empty the fucking clip!
[02:54:16] Empty...
[02:54:17] No, Mini, Mini, shoot his fucking head off!
[02:54:22] Hello?
[02:54:26] How are you going to tell me what's going on?
[02:54:30] Mom, what are you doing?
[02:54:32] Oh, no, you just killed Big Yahoo. It's over. We're done. We're done.
[02:54:35] Game's cursed.
[02:54:39] What is this?
[02:54:41] Oh my god, this is foreshadowing. Let me guess, eight years later, I gotta go back to this painting. Let me guess.
[02:54:46] I can't find that painting.
[02:54:48] I'll explain later.
[02:54:50] OK, I got it.
[02:54:52] Contact, please.
[02:54:53] It's going to be a little late.
[02:54:56] I got to go get that.
[02:54:59] Grace, come on.
[02:55:01] Nurse wants a grace and face, Clad.
[02:55:03] She left.
[02:55:08] Come on in, Grace.
[02:55:11] They're going to please.
[02:55:12] No, don't go there.
[02:55:15] Hello?
[02:55:16] Yes, I'm...
[02:55:17] Now snitch!
[02:55:19] No murders!
[02:55:21] Grace...
[02:55:22] Say what?
[02:55:23] I'm just running to a hotel!
[02:55:24] Yes!
[02:55:25] Hurry! Please!
[02:55:27] Oh, how now?
[02:55:28] The police are on their way.
[02:55:29] She cannot hold shit down, Gigi.
[02:55:31] Oh, my God.
[02:55:33] I'm all I'm getting.
[02:55:35] I'm gonna throw up.
[02:55:37] Grace...
[02:55:39] Grace, look at me.
[02:55:40] Grab my hands.
[02:55:41] Okay, look at me.
[02:55:43] Oh, I'm in.
[02:55:45] Breathe in your nose.
[02:55:47] Come on.
[02:55:48] Breathe in.
[02:55:49] Back down.
[02:55:51] Oh, Grace.
[02:55:53] No, Dad.
[02:55:54] I promise you, I will explain this to him.
[02:55:56] No problem. You're your mom. Everything's good.
[02:55:58] How happy it is to this, Rob.
[02:56:00] Fuck it.
[02:56:02] Grace.
[02:56:06] Please know that you are my hope.
[02:56:09] Oh, this is amazing.
[02:56:11] Having a mom like this is beautiful.
[02:56:12] What are you talking about?
[02:56:14] I love you.
[02:56:17] I love you too.
[02:56:20] Okay.
[02:56:22] Mom, I'm scared.
[02:56:24] No, no, no. We need to find a way out of here.
[02:56:26] Yeah, but we don't have any of our stuff.
[02:56:28] We can come back for it later, Grace.
[02:56:31] I don't...
[02:56:33] No!
[02:56:43] Aren't you...
[02:56:59] No!
[02:57:00] No!
[02:57:01] No!
[02:57:04] No!
[02:57:06] Please, help me!
[02:57:10] That's not right, help, help, help,
[02:57:14] you should've shot the guy in the head,
[02:57:15] but you chose not to.
[02:57:16] You're a dumbass, it's on my ball, it's on my ball!
[02:57:20] It's on my ball!
[02:57:24] What?
[02:57:24] I mean, I'm just telling the truth.
[02:57:27] She emptied, she should've emptied the clip,
[02:57:28] simple as that.
[02:57:29] would have been avoided this whole game would have been avoided this whole
[02:57:32] storyline would have been avoided if she unloaded the clip
[02:57:39] I'm so sorry.
[02:57:43] This is all my fault.
[02:57:51] How'd you do this?
[02:57:53] I had a lot.
[02:57:58] Man, I can't get out of this hotel and go move to fucking like...
[02:58:03] Miami right now and just twerk with PBL bandits.
[02:58:07] Like, why do I have to go through this hotel?
[02:58:14] Oh my God! Oh my God!
[02:58:15] If you pick up the phone, they're gonna know where it at! Don't do it!
[02:58:18] Don't do it! That's the same script!
[02:58:20] Same script!
[02:58:21] Don't do it! Don't do it!
[02:58:23] Don't do it!
[02:58:31] Who is this?
[02:58:34] Oh my God, Jesus. Oh, Jesus. Oh my God, they're here again, aren't they?
[02:58:37] I need to get out of here.
[02:58:38] Oh my God, it's the same script!
[02:58:41] All my days!
[02:58:45] Let me guess, I have a pistol still, right?
[02:58:47] The same guy I've got a shi-
[02:58:49] Oh my Jesus.
[02:58:51] Something important.
[02:58:54] Well, it's my later.
[02:58:57] I think you're right.
[02:58:58] I'm right.
[02:58:59] Okay, let's take this super slow, of course, now there's lightning, cool to guess, right?
[02:59:12] In a scary game all of a sudden, now there's lightning, okay, first it was raiding, now
[02:59:15] it's lightning, okay, now it's cool, okay, now there's lightning, got it, got it, got
[02:59:18] it, okay, yeah.
[02:59:21] What's next, right?
[02:59:22] like a small jump scare okay I'm gonna choose to not go through here I know no
[02:59:38] one's behind me and I know everyone's in front of me so I'm gonna hold this
[02:59:41] He's right behind me, isn't he?
[03:00:11] Oh No! No! No!
[03:00:21] I don't wanna play, I don't wanna play, I don't wanna play, I don't wanna play.
[03:00:29] Oh my god the keys there isn't it? Oh my god ok so I'm seeing it now.
[03:00:34] So the keys downstairs behind the painting and I... ok.
[03:00:37] Okay, now I'm seeing it. Oh my God. Okay. All right. Let's see here
[03:00:45] Hello
[03:00:51] Anybody downstairs
[03:00:54] Shut up shut up shut up shut up. Oh my god. You never shut the fuck up for God fucking sake
[03:00:59] Do you ever shut up? Oh my fucking God, but you're gonna get us killed shut up
[03:01:07] it's just under it's just under it's just under don't overreact do not overreact
[03:01:25] note of the vet
[03:01:37] Okay, so here's what's gonna happen.
[03:01:43] I'm gonna go to this painting and all of a sudden this motherfucker is just gonna jump
[03:01:48] out of nowhere!
[03:01:49] Oh, a piano!
[03:01:50] Hold on, I gotta play this.
[03:01:51] Oh no!
[03:01:52] Oh my god!
[03:01:53] No, no, no, no, no!
[03:01:55] oh no oh my god no no no no no I was lightning for the thunder
[03:02:09] just make it quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick
[03:02:17] What? Oh my god it's the Befeit Journal. What the fuck?
[03:02:30] Oh my god it's actually the Befeit Journal.
[03:02:34] Oh yeah let me just read this right here in this hallway.
[03:02:37] October 17th, 2018. Work has settled down and we're heading to the new town the day after tomorrow.
[03:02:42] I'm thankful for my flea land's work allows me to anywhere. Maybe we could spend a little time together
[03:02:48] October 18 2018 finished some research and I stopped in a cafe when I noticed a hooded man
[03:02:55] I could have sworn he was watching me. Maybe I'm just in paranoia October 19
[03:03:03] Oh October 19th, I saw the hooded man again. He's definitely fine me. We only just got here, but I think we should move on
[03:03:09] I can't let anything happen to grace
[03:03:12] Oh, now I gotta go upstairs.
[03:03:23] Oh, who the fuck are you?
[03:03:26] Officer.
[03:03:30] What's wrong?
[03:03:32] Nothing. It's done yet.
[03:03:35] Are you okay?
[03:03:42] Oh, what do I do?
[03:03:55] OK, who's the voice actor, friends?
[03:03:57] I see him.
[03:04:01] Ew.
[03:04:05] Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!
[03:04:07] Just shoot him!
[03:04:08] Just shoot him!
[03:04:10] No!
[03:04:11] No!
[03:04:12] Fuck you!
[03:04:12] No!
[03:04:13] Fuck you!
[03:04:15] Watch!
[03:04:16] Oh shit!
[03:04:25] I hold the hand! I hold the hand! I hold the hand!
[03:04:34] Oh! Get on your stupid badge!
[03:04:37] Emergency Exit Key! Wow, what a coincidence!
[03:04:38] Let's get up now! How about that? Let's stop reading!
[03:04:41] No.
[03:04:42] You'll find me.
[03:04:43] Get off of me!
[03:04:44] Get off of me!
[03:04:46] Stab him!
[03:04:47] Get away!
[03:04:48] Get away!
[03:04:49] Get away!
[03:04:50] Get away, you!
[03:04:51] Get away!
[03:04:52] Get away!
[03:04:53] Get away!
[03:04:54] What is this, bro?
[03:04:55] All right, let's go.
[03:04:57] Luci!
[03:04:58] Stay away!
[03:04:59] Stop talking to him!
[03:05:00] Fuck you!
[03:05:01] Fuck you, man!
[03:05:03] Run! Run! Do you hear me? Run!
[03:05:33] Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
[03:05:49] So, so let me get this straight.
[03:05:51] The five stabs to his eyes, the punches in the face, the needles to his face, doesn't kill him,
[03:05:56] but a fucking five foot four kills him.
[03:05:59] Kills him! Got it! Got it! Got it! Got it! Got it! Got it! Got it!
[03:06:02] Nice.
[03:06:03] Oh, got it. I got it.
[03:06:05] And now I'm infected, too. Yup.
[03:06:08] Great. Nice.
[03:06:18] Oh, my God. It's a convenient light that's turned on in the hotel. That's completely dark. We should go to it.
[03:06:23] That makes a lot of sense. Let's do that, actually.
[03:06:25] But let's go do that. Let's go to it.
[03:06:28] It's convenient as f**k.
[03:06:35] It is...
[03:06:36] I hear a piano moving.
[03:06:38] Is anyone there?
[03:06:46] I hear a piano.
[03:06:51] It's kind of peaceful now.
[03:06:58] I didn't know if James Charles pops out just face fucked, if nowhere.
[03:07:21] Hey, who's this guy?
[03:07:28] Okay.
[03:07:31] Is this a war-up?
[03:07:35] Is this...
[03:07:37] Oh, my God.
[03:07:39] It hasn't been easy.
[03:07:43] But after much effort,
[03:07:45] I'm sure you'll be fine.
[03:07:48] But after much effort, here we finally are.
[03:07:54] Who are you?
[03:07:58] I'm the one who planted that body.
[03:08:03] I'm the one that brought you here.
[03:08:07] I know now that you're the one that I've been searching for.
[03:08:10] What is this, a fucking red shirt?
[03:08:12] A special one. A chosen one.
[03:08:14] Miss Ashcroft.
[03:08:18] Oh, yeah, when you hear the lock, maybe you should just think that it's...
[03:08:23] Holy Toll!
[03:08:33] Hey, does this girl have, like, the weakest lungs ever?
[03:08:36] How did you... How did you already get knocked out?
[03:08:38] That was like five... That was like three seconds.
[03:08:43] We have so much to do.
[03:08:48] And um, what the fuck just happened?
[03:09:07] Oh, it's a hero!
[03:09:11] Albridge a few minutes earlier.
[03:09:18] No, no, no, no.
[03:09:22] Talk to me, is this one like the others?
[03:09:25] Well, they're the same black watches.
[03:09:27] And it's not post-mortem limited.
[03:09:30] Come on.
[03:09:31] Who's this guy?
[03:09:33] No, this is different.
[03:09:35] That's six now.
[03:09:37] Six and five, so I couldn't see you home dead from the same thing.
[03:09:41] This is when, now I feel a little bit more confident.
[03:09:44] What?
[03:09:45] hold on now I feel a little more confident here you can tell it's a Porsche Cayenne
[03:09:51] because of the two handles in the middle
[03:09:53] it's not a load of the ground car
[03:09:55] the team has settled on a person of interest someone with ties to Umbrella
[03:10:00] Victor Gideon
[03:10:03] a former T-virus researcher
[03:10:09] T-virus? Oh my god!
[03:10:11] I just gotta remember...
[03:10:12] Holy fucking shit!
[03:10:14] It's high noon, headass!
[03:10:16] Disappeared near where the fifth body...
[03:10:18] That's the executioner from Black Ops 3!
[03:10:20] You there, Leon?
[03:10:21] Leon!
[03:10:23] Yeah, I'm here.
[03:10:26] You okay?
[03:10:29] I'm more than okay, baby.
[03:10:33] Oh, dear. I am.
[03:10:34] What did I say?
[03:10:36] Look at me.
[03:10:39] Check it out.
[03:10:41] Power GT, highest one, too.
[03:10:45] Wow, what a nice car.
[03:10:48] That's a nice one.
[03:10:50] That's a nice one.
[03:10:51] That bogged my car, low key.
[03:11:03] Whoa, so is anyone going to say anything on the street?
[03:11:09] You almost there?
[03:11:14] Just about. It's not good traffic.
[03:11:18] Everett's Day in New York City, I guess.
[03:11:20] I think a fucking body outside, yeah?
[03:11:23] Wait, no one's gonna react at all.
[03:11:25] Fuck up, you shit, you got it.
[03:11:26] Nope.
[03:11:32] Hey, I'm walking here!
[03:11:39] What's going on?
[03:11:41] Oh, yeah, you're done.
[03:11:43] He's about to execute you in his eyes.
[03:11:45] Lasers! Lasers are about to come out of his eyes, bro!
[03:11:47] I've just taken her home.
[03:11:49] Shit!
[03:12:09] I'm going out to pick her.
[03:12:11] Please, walk.
[03:12:12] Don't do anything stupid.
[03:12:14] Maybe?
[03:12:15] Special ops.
[03:12:16] Stable on the road.
[03:12:17] Moving out.
[03:12:18] Get out of my fucking face, bro.
[03:12:19] Move.
[03:12:20] Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
[03:12:22] Hey, stop the hell, lady.
[03:12:23] Help me!
[03:12:24] Are you okay?
[03:12:25] What are you doing?
[03:12:26] Oh, sexy.
[03:12:27] Oh.
[03:12:28] God, sexy.
[03:12:29] Oh, sexy.
[03:12:30] Oh, sexy.
[03:12:31] Oh, sexy.
[03:12:32] Oh, sexy.
[03:12:33] Oh, sexy.
[03:12:34] Oh, sexy.
[03:12:35] Oh, my fucking god!
[03:12:40] Oh, oh, hey, uh, just stop, stop, just relax, just relax, sir.
[03:12:47] Relax.
[03:12:48] You okay?
[03:12:49] Oh, my, this is right.
[03:12:52] Hold on now, sir, wake up.
[03:12:56] Wake up, sir.
[03:12:58] You can fix the other one.
[03:13:00] Hold on now sir wake up wake up sir you can fix you wake up right fix you
[03:13:19] Get burned we walk down
[03:13:30] Dex. Dex.
[03:13:32] Oh fuck, fuck!
[03:13:34] Oh fuck!
[03:13:36] Wait, wait, wait!
[03:13:38] I did it!
[03:13:40] I did it!
[03:13:42] This was not my chance!
[03:13:50] What the fuck is on me?
[03:13:56] I'm not a good tip. Everyone's running, I'm not here.
[03:13:58] Oh, okay, wait, I'm noticing that I'm... Oh wait, you come on, but I can't, got it.
[03:14:21] Honestly, if that was part of this, what's the point of saving up?
[03:14:25] I
[03:14:55] hold on, hold on
[03:14:57] it's high noon
[03:14:59] hold on, hold on
[03:15:01] it's high noon
[03:15:03] hold on
[03:15:05] hold on
[03:15:07] hold on
[03:15:09] hold on
[03:15:11] hold on
[03:15:13] hold on
[03:15:15] hold on
[03:15:17] hold on
[03:15:19] I can't watch this video
[03:15:21] no really bro?
[03:15:23] Not necessarily. Victor purchased a building after umbrella went under. The Rhodes Hill Chronic Care Center. I'll send you the address.
[03:15:37] No, I'm it. I'm bad. It's over.
[03:15:46] No. No. No.
[03:15:53] Achieve it unlocked. J.J. V. Vue.
[03:15:55] Encounter an outbreak in the wider way.
[03:15:57] Ah!
[03:15:59] Ah!
[03:16:01] Ah!
[03:16:03] Ah!
[03:16:05] She's away.
[03:16:07] Ah!
[03:16:16] I hate needles. Oh, my God!
[03:16:19] Ah!
[03:16:21] Oh, jeez, please!
[03:16:23] Hey, Numbers, why is itchy balls on Rocket?
[03:16:29] Sorry, sorry everyone, I know, I know, I know, I know, oh my god.
[03:16:47] Now, why am I upside down? This can't be good for my brain.
[03:16:51] Let's take the ass game, bro, what's going on upside- wait, is that my blood?
[03:17:07] Why?
[03:17:08] Oh no, no, no, don't do this, just don't, it's not worth it, it's not worth it, you're
[03:17:13] just gonna have everything splatter everywhere!
[03:17:15] Use your brain, please!
[03:17:16] What was the point?
[03:17:17] Now what was the point?
[03:17:18] Now let me ask you!
[03:17:19] Now what was the point?
[03:17:20] Now, let me ask you. Now, what was the point?
[03:17:22] Now, he's gonna be mad.
[03:17:24] But now he's gonna be mad.
[03:17:25] So, you... Okay.
[03:17:29] Wait a minute.
[03:17:38] I hate needles. I hate needles.
[03:17:50] Everyone knows when you take out a needle you're not supposed to move your arm because you pretend that there's something in it because it's like I don't know how to describe what I'm saying.
[03:18:10] Turn around and talk about a second.
[03:18:12] Just pretend that there is no fear to move your arms.
[03:18:14] Just flip arms for a couple days.
[03:18:19] You know, you know, simple as that.
[03:18:22] Lacey would be shirt polite.
[03:18:25] And this is Lacey with dead photos shirt down, right?
[03:18:30] Oh my god.
[03:18:33] Get up.
[03:18:34] It's like being a sissy boy.
[03:18:36] Fuck it.
[03:18:40] So I went from an abandoned apartment to an abandoned hospital, oh what a classic.
[03:18:49] Again blood extraction, check pulse no abnormalities.
[03:18:53] Administered Dexaphale, condition stable.
[03:18:56] Yeah we're nailed out.
[03:18:58] Ready for further examination.
[03:19:00] That means someone might be coming back soon.
[03:19:03] Ready for further examination.
[03:19:05] Currently the time is...
[03:19:09] Which one's the big hand here?
[03:19:10] It's the left or the right?
[03:19:12] I'm going to assume the left.
[03:19:13] It's currently 11.
[03:19:15] Oh, five.
[03:19:15] 10.
[03:19:16] 11, 10.
[03:19:17] Wow.
[03:19:18] Of course.
[03:19:18] It's midnight, too.
[03:19:20] OK.
[03:19:31] Holy shit.
[03:19:33] Loki kind of chops.
[03:19:39] Oh nice they spilled my flashlight. Now I'm in the fish dark, you thought I...
[03:19:51] Oh, and there's red light. Good guess, right?
[03:20:04] I'm scared, I don't want to fight.
[03:20:09] Should I fix my green screen or no?
[03:20:13] I don't know why it's fucking up.
[03:20:21] Oh wait, I'm a dumbass.
[03:20:25] I mean, I'll fix it in five minutes.
[03:20:29] Come on, meet someone.
[03:20:33] Or should I fix it right now? Should I fix it right now?
[03:20:37] I don't know how to fix this.
[03:20:42] I don't know.
[03:20:44] I think I'm just poor, bro.
[03:20:46] Wait, why is it fucked up?
[03:20:50] I couldn't afford a real one,
[03:20:52] because redacted clan stole mine.
[03:21:01] Hold on.
[03:21:07] Hello?
[03:21:14] Dude, redacted.
[03:21:16] I think they stole my green screen, bro.
[03:21:20] Wait, what if I just do this? Hold on. I'm about to be a genius. Ready?
[03:21:29] I'm a fucking moron.
[03:21:33] They're like, look at it! Why is it?
[03:21:37] Yeah, bro.
[03:21:38] Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, I'm not kidding when I say this, I saw her fingers behind
[03:21:50] me on the green screen and I thought someone was behind me with their hand.
[03:21:53] I'm dead ass.
[03:21:54] Oh my God, I'm going crazy.
[03:21:55] I swear I thought someone's, I thought someone's hands was behind me putting them all, I have
[03:22:03] no lights on.
[03:22:04] That's the reason, should I turn some lights on or no?
[03:22:07] I'm dead ass, it's pitch dark in my room.
[03:22:10] I don't know what's going in and out,
[03:22:11] it's pitch dark in my room.
[03:22:16] It's actually pitch dark.
[03:22:19] Hold on, maybe if I do.
[03:22:24] Dude, oh my God, that is not stable, I don't know.
[03:22:34] Like, bro, I'm a fucking cheeseburger chat.
[03:22:37] I don't know what to do, bro.
[03:22:39] They stole my fucking green screen!
[03:22:42] I don't know what I'm gonna do!
[03:22:55] Hey, is it my RGB lights, maybe?
[03:22:58] On... Oh my god, it's on my PC lights!
[03:23:01] How do I turn my PC lights off?
[03:23:04] Oh my god, it's my PC lights, how do I turn that off?
[03:23:07] Or should I cover it with something? Should I cover it with something?
[03:23:10] Oh, I'll cover it with something. Got it!
[03:23:12] Got it! Wide speed nod! Got it!
[03:23:16] I was like, what?
[03:23:20] Okay, um, hold on.
[03:23:22] Hold on everyone, everyone lock in.
[03:23:26] Hold on, I'm gonna turn it off.
[03:23:28] If your version is ruined, drop a beat!
[03:23:34] There we go wait who thought of that whose idea was that they should get mod whose idea
[03:23:52] was that wait it is our model okey wait can that cause a fire if I have a blanket over
[03:24:00] it? Oh no. Whatever, bruh.
[03:24:03] I'm gonna throw the bottle. That's a smart idea. Yup. That's pretty smart.
[03:24:24] So it's too dark to see, so what the fuck?
[03:24:26] I don't know where I am.
[03:24:28] Ah, let me-
[03:24:46] Oh my god, a creepy red room.
[03:24:50] What's wet to the Netherlands and went to this red area forget what it was called?
[03:25:12] The stable!
[03:25:20] What's in here?
[03:25:27] Oh, should I turn on the light, Chef?
[03:25:35] Oh, I can't.
[03:25:40] Oh, my God.
[03:25:44] I don't like this shit, bro.
[03:25:47] Chad why it why make a scary game? I'm dead. I'm dead. I gotta fix this one more time. Sorry
[03:25:53] I know I'll immersion. I know I'm fixing it for you guys. So don't get mad at me you fuckers
[03:25:57] Don't get mad at me. I'm fixing it for you guys
[03:26:01] Hold on
[03:26:11] My black and white am I tripping?
[03:26:17] I
[03:26:24] Be actual fuck
[03:26:30] I'm not even kidding they stole my green screen. I'm actually
[03:26:36] What is this is a pipe bomb
[03:26:47] There we go. Put on my Elgato Lights. Now can you guys see me better? Now is it better?
[03:27:12] A cheero? Why is there a fucking baby on it?
[03:27:16] Why is there a fucking...
[03:27:18] Yo, what's up with, like, this world and babies, bro?
[03:27:21] I'm deadass.
[03:27:23] I'm deadass, bro.
[03:27:25] What's up with this world and babies?
[03:27:27] This kind of reminds me of the Sun Emote.
[03:27:29] A little bit.
[03:27:36] It's so bright out.
[03:27:42] Wait don't mind if I do. Easy. Wait, oh I lost the key.
[03:27:52] Whose room is this? Oh, a typewriter. Oh, it's a save point. So typewriter equals save chat.
[03:28:06] enough. Got it. Bottle. Nice. Oh, lights on, lights off. Wow, good mechanics to a video
[03:28:23] game. A lighter. This will make it easier to see in the dark. An empty bottle. Need
[03:28:36] the tool to open it.
[03:28:39] Wait, is this an unlimited lighter or not?
[03:28:42] Let me know now.
[03:28:44] Hello?
[03:28:45] Who is that?
[03:28:46] Who goes there?
[03:28:48] Who goes there?
[03:29:00] So does this guy know I escaped yet?
[03:29:06] Maybe if I put an empty bottle there or work?
[03:29:19] Okay.
[03:29:20] So it seems to be that I need something to get that fuse to go into that room.
[03:29:26] That's the mission right now.
[03:29:27] I got to use this lighter, maybe to go in this room where I couldn't see.
[03:29:36] Here at Jones, have you seen the shadow ghost fighting in the dark?
[03:29:48] Have you seen the shadow ghost staring from the light?
[03:29:54] Have you seen the shadow ghost because he's been watching you?
[03:29:59] Stay in the light.
[03:30:00] That's a pretty shit fucking book.
[03:30:04] That's pretty fuckin' garbage.
[03:30:08] Oh, my favorites have a book.
[03:30:14] Oh, what are you... okay, this is a little interesting of drawings.
[03:30:18] Very interesting. Um...
[03:30:21] I don't really know what I'm looking at here, but sure, okay.
[03:30:26] Nice.
[03:30:29] moves in the car
[03:30:31] didn't scare me, I'm not a pussy
[03:30:34] I'm not a pussy, not a pussy
[03:30:37] anything important of value in here?
[03:30:41] roadtail
[03:30:42] I have moved some items to the closet
[03:30:44] screwdrivers now in the toolbox in the nurses station
[03:30:46] oh of course
[03:30:48] okay the screwdrivers now in the toolbox of the nurses station
[03:30:52] okay
[03:30:53] that's how we move
[03:31:00] Let me guess is he here?
[03:31:04] Guys is anyone else just a little bit scared like these type of games don't scare me, but man is it just fucking
[03:31:13] It is just weird. Oh, there's a nurse fuse box
[03:31:22] Like I wouldn't say I'm scared, but I'm scared does anyone understand what I'm saying or might be a little am I being a pussy
[03:31:29] Prep room.
[03:31:40] Oh my god, bro. Like why? Why? Like why, bro? Like fucking... Like what are you...
[03:31:51] Why are you touching the body? Get up. Oh my god, I hate...
[03:31:55] He's dead.
[03:31:56] Wait, what? We're getting out of the way.
[03:31:59] Maybe he's after getting drugged and brought here to the hospital?
[03:32:03] Like...
[03:32:04] I'm infected.
[03:32:07] Oh my God!
[03:32:10] What the fuck is that?
[03:32:14] Is that Jason Lee?
[03:32:29] Oh
[03:32:59] The light, electricity scares it.
[03:33:26] So if that's the case...
[03:33:36] Oh!
[03:33:37] Oh my fucking...
[03:33:38] This is the sunbathing.
[03:33:39] Sorry.
[03:33:40] Sorry.
[03:33:41] Sorry what that beat you were y'all.
[03:33:44] Sorry ladies in the chat.
[03:33:47] Sorry. Sorry with that B word, y'all. Sorry ladies in the chat.
[03:33:55] Med-injector. A device used to administer medicine and emergency for fully restored health.
[03:34:01] Ooh, little heroinino. Not bad at all. Not bad at all.
[03:34:04] This looks important. Maybe?
[03:34:10] Oh, wow. Every drawer has absolutely nothing. Boom.
[03:34:17] Shush.
[03:34:23] Shush.
[03:34:26] Oh, my God.
[03:34:28] My God, that's...
[03:34:30] God.
[03:34:56] need something to step on why can't you just jump and grab it it's right there
[03:35:10] just jump and grab it
[03:35:26] Wait. Wait, so this is useless? This area is useless? I'm confused.
[03:35:41] You are a...
[03:36:13] I
[03:36:45] Oh, come on, that's my son, Fierce!
[03:36:49] Mike, are you kidding me, Marlon?
[03:36:51] Are you dead ass kidding me, Marlon?
[03:36:53] It's over, goodbye.
[03:36:54] Just kill me, just kill me, just kill me, just kill me.
[03:36:57] Just kill me, I'm out.
[03:36:59] Mike, what am I supposed to fucking do, man?
[03:37:03] Oh, Mike, I don't know.
[03:37:06] Oh, my God!
[03:37:15] But you can't come in here.
[03:37:18] Hey, I'm in here! Hey, I'm in here! Come here, come here, come here!
[03:37:30] I'm good.
[03:37:36] so I'm so confused is this girl that I'm playing as she know how to walk faster
[03:37:49] than one meter per fucking second I'm just asking a genuine question just asking
[03:37:55] a genuine question
[03:38:06] She's just a girl.
[03:38:13] Alright, brah.
[03:38:20] Alright, that's what I was doing.
[03:38:31] Wow, a screwdriver.
[03:38:44] Let's fucking go.
[03:38:47] Holy shit.
[03:38:49] Finally.
[03:38:50] I'm confused, kid. This is, um, okay. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. So I need
[03:39:05] to go to room 202 to get the fuse. No, no, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Room
[03:39:10] 201. Hey, what? Wait, I mean, you guys are, you guys are playing me like I'm a
[03:39:18] Sim's character. I thought of me what to do now bro. Is this Mike Brunner or is this Sonny's run? Let me know right now.
[03:39:29] I can't remember to pick someone. I guess.
[03:39:39] Okay so room 201 got it.
[03:39:42] I got it.
[03:39:44] Low key?
[03:39:46] Why did my TV just turn on?
[03:39:48] No, no, no.
[03:39:50] What the- Hello?
[03:39:52] Hello?
[03:39:54] Hello?
[03:39:56] Hello?
[03:39:58] Hello?
[03:40:00] Hello?
[03:40:02] Hello?
[03:40:04] Hello?
[03:40:06] This is creepy.
[03:40:08] Where is my-
[03:40:10] I
[03:40:26] Know it is so dark in my fucking room and my TV just randomly turned on
[03:40:33] I'm not even care them. I'm actually scared. I don't want to play
[03:40:37] Deadass, this is, I'm gonna be honest with you guys,
[03:40:40] I am a sissy boy, I'm scared.
[03:40:49] But no, I have to keep going, I won't quit.
[03:40:53] I'll do this shit for New York City.
[03:40:55] I
[03:41:07] My outlawed to do me a favor to the chat of favor take your life
[03:41:11] Like, why?
[03:41:13] Why?
[03:41:14] Why?
[03:41:15] I got a one-time-
[03:41:16] What the fuck?
[03:41:17] I'm an idiot.
[03:41:18] I'm an idiot, bro.
[03:41:19] What the fuck?
[03:41:20] Like, I'm an idiot.
[03:41:21] I thought I could run past the bitch, bro.
[03:41:23] I forgot my car is full for fucking red, sissy, bro.
[03:41:25] Like, like...
[03:41:26] Oh!
[03:41:27] Oh!
[03:41:28] Oh!
[03:41:29] Oh!
[03:41:30] Oh!
[03:41:31] Oh!
[03:41:32] Oh!
[03:41:33] Oh!
[03:41:34] Oh!
[03:41:35] Oh!
[03:41:36] Oh!
[03:41:37] Oh!
[03:41:38] Oh!
[03:41:39] Oh!
[03:42:10] Like what? Now what do I do?
[03:42:23] Alright, I'm going to run past her.
[03:42:25] All right.
[03:42:47] No.
[03:42:49] No.
[03:42:51] No.
[03:42:53] No.
[03:42:54] No.
[03:42:59] Bad Marlin.
[03:43:00] Bad Marlin.
[03:43:04] Wait.
[03:43:05] Are you scared of windows?
[03:43:06] Come here bitch.
[03:43:07] I'm right here.
[03:43:08] I'm right here.
[03:43:09] Come here.
[03:43:10] Hey!
[03:43:11] No, no, no.
[03:43:12] No.
[03:43:13] Oh.
[03:43:14] No.
[03:43:15] No.
[03:43:16] and you're not scared away though I'm a fucking idiot it's all right
[03:43:30] hello what my keys bro Jason the fucking ween is better move my car do I
[03:43:42] trust this I come in you know my code well you're actually a fucking bomb I
[03:43:51] hate you
[03:43:53] I'm not even kidding, Jason's gotta fuck my car up, I'm already gnawing, I'm already
[03:44:12] gnawing, oh my god, oh my god, I don't trust him, bro, I mean, what am I supposed to do,
[03:44:19] bro?
[03:44:20] Actually, what am I supposed to do?
[03:44:22] What am I supposed to do?
[03:44:24] I see you!
[03:44:25] No!
[03:44:29] I didn't even save a screwdriver.
[03:44:31] I didn't even save a screwdriver.
[03:44:33] I didn't even save a screwdriver.
[03:44:38] Oh my god.
[03:44:39] Did I save with the screwdriver?
[03:44:41] Did I save with the screwdriver?
[03:44:43] Did I save with the screwdriver?
[03:44:45] No.
[03:44:46] Did I or did I not?
[03:44:50] Oh my god, I don't even have a lighter. Wait, is this dead ass?
[03:44:59] Wait.
[03:45:14] Oh my- I'm actually gonna say it's slur.
[03:45:16] I know it's literally Jason's fault, I'm not gonna kill him.
[03:45:26] Shut up, I don't care.
[03:45:34] I'm on speedrunning, bro.
[03:45:36] Now one call me speedrun.
[03:45:39] Speedy, yeah, there we go.
[03:45:41] This room is the jump scare classic classic just do it three two one
[03:46:05] Then jump down.
[03:46:06] Up.
[03:46:06] Up.
[03:46:07] Jump.
[03:46:07] Jump.
[03:46:08] Jump.
[03:46:08] Yop.
[03:46:09] Ooh, I'm scared.
[03:46:10] Skip, we already know this part.
[03:46:12] Hey!
[03:46:12] Hey!
[03:46:13] Hey!
[03:46:13] Hey!
[03:46:14] Hey!
[03:46:14] Hey!
[03:46:15] Hey!
[03:46:15] Get out of run.
[03:46:16] Get out of run.
[03:46:17] Get out of run.
[03:46:18] Get out of run.
[03:46:19] Get out of run.
[03:46:20] Get out of run.
[03:46:21] Get out of run.
[03:46:22] Get out of run.
[03:46:24] Get scared of the lights.
[03:46:26] Classic.
[03:46:28] Good.
[03:46:28] Good.
[03:46:29] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
[03:46:31] Ah!
[03:46:33] Come in.
[03:46:35] Shit.
[03:46:37] Shit.
[03:46:39] Shit.
[03:46:41] Shit.
[03:46:43] Shit.
[03:46:45] Shit.
[03:46:47] Shit.
[03:46:49] Shit.
[03:46:51] What the hell was that thing?
[03:46:53] Shit.
[03:46:55] Okay.
[03:46:57] Here's the plan now charity. Here's the plan. I'm gonna hide underneath this desk. Okay, let me guess this fall
[03:47:27] Now this is where we don't get to club.
[03:47:32] I am the man.
[03:47:37] Oh my God!
[03:47:57] YEEEAH!
[03:47:59] Hey, you bitch. Why did you distract the desk out of everything like I needed that?
[03:48:19] Nowhere, eh?
[03:48:20] Like, what are the odds?
[03:48:27] Like, generally serious.
[03:48:28] Like, what are the fucking odds?
[03:48:30] You didn't despawn?
[03:48:46] So it's stream sniped me, got it.
[03:48:48] Classic.
[03:48:49] Okay, I'm understanding it now. I'm understanding it now
[03:48:59] Come on out of the way
[03:49:01] And then what?
[03:49:14] It didn't even see me?
[03:49:16] Oh, so I'm an idiot then?
[03:49:18] What?
[03:49:19] You guys swear you're smarter than me?
[03:49:21] I might be hitting too.
[03:49:27] I can't hurt to pick some.
[03:49:29] I guess
[03:49:38] Hey, what's in here chat any guesses
[03:49:43] What the fuck
[03:49:49] At least he's stable
[03:49:55] Another meta injector
[03:49:59] She kind of looks like a toy for her.
[03:50:06] Good.
[03:50:08] Good.
[03:50:10] There we go.
[03:50:13] Yes!
[03:50:15] Now come closer!
[03:50:17] Now come closer!
[03:50:19] Now come closer!
[03:50:21] Now come closer!
[03:50:23] Now come closer!
[03:50:25] Now come closer!
[03:50:27] Come closer. Come closer. Guys, I can't save the game till I get over here.
[03:50:37] Go, go, go, go, go! Go, go, go, go, go, go!
[03:50:43] I fucked up. I'm fucking, I'm a fucking idiot!
[03:50:51] No, no, no, no, no!
[03:50:57] Oh my god, I gotta loop it around!
[03:51:04] Oh my!
[03:51:07] Come here.
[03:51:43] Oh, come! Come! Come!
[03:52:04] Come here, you stupid bitch!
[03:52:08] I ripped it! Yeah, guys! I said the end word!
[03:52:10] I said my dick and balls!
[03:52:12] What the fuck do you think I said
[03:52:29] You know this game is stupid this game is actually fucking stupid it's getting me excited
[03:52:42] Plano player, Plano player, Plano player, Plano player, Plano player, Plano player, Plano player, Plano player, Plano player!
[03:52:54] Wait, wait, wait, wait!
[03:53:01] Finally. Oh, my God! It's not... now's not the time for that! Now's not the....
[03:53:07] Oh my god, bro.
[03:53:09] Oh my god.
[03:53:11] Jack, I'm not even kidding when I say this.
[03:53:13] I have sweat coming out of my balls.
[03:53:23] Now, why the fuck would that happen, Marlon?
[03:53:29] Oh, let me guess, right?
[03:53:31] Wait, what? Let me...
[03:53:33] Now, let me guess.
[03:53:35] guess hey no no no let me no no no let me guess now now let me guess right so
[03:53:43] what's gonna happen as soon as I open this
[03:53:54] nice use let's go chat oh do we beat the game
[03:54:05] Oh
[03:54:13] This is actually making my
[03:54:35] What the fuck was happening?
[03:54:40] Are you-
[03:54:41] You're not getting killed!
[03:54:43] You're not getting asked!
[03:54:51] I did not work my ass off from this to happen.
[03:55:00] Are you- oh my god!
[03:55:01] Oh my god!
[03:55:02] Oh my god!
[03:55:03] I actually hate this girl do I even have to save her is there another side of this mission where I can just let her
[03:55:08] Die and I can just live my life on a fucking like yacht
[03:55:25] Wait how did we on find the small
[03:55:27] Why does Leon have Aura?
[03:55:34] Leon Rotale!
[03:55:36] Hey, Leon Loki has Aura!
[03:55:41] Oh my god, he...
[03:55:43] Yo, he doesn't even caner!
[03:55:46] Oh my...
[03:55:48] Now that's swag, I'm not gonna lie.
[03:55:51] Oh, he doesn't even care!
[03:55:54] Well, he doesn't even care.
[03:55:57] What?
[03:56:05] This is what happens when you come into Cherry Hill, bro.
[03:56:08] Wait, so you're telling me he could have saved her instantly
[03:56:10] if she got past that little gate?
[03:56:13] Mr. Kennedy, welcome.
[03:56:16] Dr. Gideon has been expecting you.
[03:56:19] Funny.
[03:56:20] I don't remember getting an invitation.
[03:56:22] Well, he's waiting for you.
[03:56:24] Can't tell that, can we?
[03:56:27] Follow me, please.
[03:56:29] He looks like a fucking creep.
[03:56:38] It's all on if you worked for Dr. Gideon.
[03:56:42] Not long. I just recently joined the team.
[03:56:46] We care for quite a few hundred people here.
[03:56:52] I'll undergo any experimental therapies developed by Dr. Gideon.
[03:57:02] Experimental therapies?
[03:57:04] Yes. It's all very cutting-edge.
[03:57:08] The facility keeps a low profile due to the sensitive nature of the research.
[03:57:12] Fascinating.
[03:57:13] It's fascinating to us.
[03:57:15] Why, speed knot?
[03:57:24] Please, wait here.
[03:57:31] Who's watching me?
[03:57:43] this guy's a weirdo bro this guy's an actual fucking weirdo like who is this dude give
[03:58:08] Give me some fucking contacts. Like who is this guy?
[03:58:13] Count six, count six. I'll start to initiate emergency protocols.
[03:58:19] What?
[03:58:24] Mr. Kennedy, we need to leave immediately.
[03:58:26] Someone get a freight out.
[03:58:27] I don't know what's happening. Some kind of mass hysteria. The hospital's on lockdown.
[03:58:31] I
[03:58:48] Just get a change saw
[04:00:01] What is this fucking zombie?
[04:00:11] This dude has more swag than Marley, what am I like?
[04:00:23] What am I flying, Ted?
[04:00:25] Am I flying like Ted Ayland?
[04:00:27] What is this, bro?
[04:00:32] I'm your bitches!
[04:00:53] Low-key, I want to buy a change of life.
[04:00:55] You're a fucking fucking idiot.
[04:01:01] I know you're watching, Nick.
[04:01:03] Well, that went well.
[04:01:11] I hold the chatter now.
[04:01:13] Try to see if I stay holding anything.
[04:01:17] A lot of noise.
[04:01:23] Any moodier now
[04:01:26] Little handgun ammo hem hem hem gun and one ammo not a batch out not a batch out at all
[04:01:34] Any save points
[04:01:41] This is a hard watch why is it a hard watch the watch you play video games, bro
[04:01:53] Oh, Leon!
[04:01:55] Wow!
[04:01:56] Leon, you have a aura, I'm deadass.
[04:02:00] You might have the most aura I've ever seen besides Tud-Dud-Tud.
[04:02:05] What is this?
[04:02:07] Is it a five-gifted Seth?
[04:02:09] It's a raccoon.
[04:02:10] What the fuck?
[04:02:12] It's a raccoon.
[04:02:14] It's a raccoon.
[04:02:16] It's a raccoon.
[04:02:18] It's a raccoon.
[04:02:20] What the fuck?
[04:02:22] Give it a 5 gift then.
[04:02:31] You deadass ruined Leon's aura by flying him?
[04:02:35] No thanks, I'm your man.
[04:02:36] Shoot it?
[04:02:37] Wait, is this...
[04:02:38] Oh no, I already know how this works, bro.
[04:02:40] Good.
[04:02:41] Like what?
[04:02:42] Y'all are telling me what to do, bro?
[04:02:44] I'll see what I can do.
[04:02:46] Well in the meantime, I'll try to track him down.
[04:02:49] What did I not buy?
[04:02:51] Will do.
[04:02:52] I'm a burger bro.
[04:03:00] I'm a burger.
[04:03:03] I'm a fucking burger bro.
[04:03:07] Burger get down.
[04:03:09] You know lowkey I feel so confident playing this character compared to the girl.
[04:03:12] I'm not even trying to be weird.
[04:03:13] Anyone else who's played this game or watched less plays?
[04:03:16] Like lowkey?
[04:03:17] Like I feel so much more confident playing this character, bro
[04:03:40] Hey over here
[04:03:47] I know now's not the moment, but I know she's she's gotta be like
[04:03:59] You saved my life
[04:04:05] You're okay
[04:04:08] Thanks Leon Kennedy yes, so
[04:04:11] What are you doing here?
[04:04:13] I'm... I'm Grace, um...
[04:04:15] If she's not soaking I am so mean.
[04:04:17] That's all I'm gonna say.
[04:04:19] What are you doing here?
[04:04:21] I actually have sex with my kids.
[04:04:23] Don't you get it?
[04:04:25] I don't know.
[04:04:27] Well, we should leave.
[04:04:29] Where are you?
[04:04:35] What's the actual fu-
[04:04:41] What is Victor wrong with you?
[04:04:46] What?
[04:04:47] I...
[04:04:48] Yeah, maybe squeeze through the bars?
[04:04:50] What do you mean?
[04:04:51] I have you for a reason.
[04:04:52] Something?
[04:04:56] Wait, you're DSO.
[04:04:58] That's the counter-bioterrorism agency, right?
[04:05:03] Take this.
[04:05:04] Oh, hell no!
[04:05:06] No!
[04:05:07] Oh, hell no, bro!
[04:05:08] Go.
[04:05:09] Now I don't have a gun.
[04:05:10] Nice.
[04:05:11] Now I'm playing Leon Redotta gun.
[04:05:13] Okay, perfect.
[04:05:14] Okay, perfect.
[04:05:24] She won't get away enough.
[04:05:34] Doctor Gideon.
[04:05:39] It's so nice to finally meet you, Leon.
[04:05:45] They were a class.
[04:05:52] Why don't we have a little talk?
[04:06:09] I see your exhibiting symptoms too.
[04:06:12] Oh no.
[04:06:14] A brother's curse.
[04:06:22] Oh my, oh just to save this girl bro.
[04:06:26] Like just go to Tinder.
[04:06:28] We could do crazier man.
[04:06:31] This is AIDS.
[04:06:35] And if he wants to Leon you could try Grinder too bro.
[04:06:38] There's many options out there.
[04:06:40] I'm not a judge.
[04:06:44] I'll be fine.
[04:06:51] I hope.
[04:06:58] Okay, see, if I'm her right now,
[04:06:59] I'm not taking this stress levels
[04:07:00] and these cortisol levels,
[04:07:01] I'm taking my life right here.
[04:07:03] Oh, I've got one singular bullet.
[04:07:14] Hey, I'm on a lead. Fuck this. Is the guy on here?
[04:07:17] Wait, is the guy on here? I'm deadass. Let's get out of here. I'm deadass.
[04:07:21] This looks like it needs to outside.
[04:07:33] Hey, what if I just shoot the door?
[04:07:43] Yes!
[04:07:45] Finally!
[04:07:47] There's a limit to how many items you can carry around, so if you don't want to leave
[04:08:00] items. I'm fine. Ooh, petty! Nice. That's so dark. What's up with scary games being in
[04:08:25] in the dark. What if we just change up the whole thing and be like in the shade?
[04:08:30] That's not good.
[04:08:35] Oh God.
[04:08:39] Oh the fuck is that baby man?
[04:08:42] Give me that baby right now. Give me that baby and let me shoot it please.
[04:08:46] Let me shoot this fucking child.
[04:08:49] Like this is no time to make friends in a hospital.
[04:08:52] Let's murder this child and move on.
[04:08:55] I'm not doing none of these games anymore.
[04:09:01] Oh, she's blind.
[04:09:03] There's someone there.
[04:09:04] Oh, this is some weird Epstein shit.
[04:09:06] What is going on in this video game?
[04:09:08] I'm sorry, it's my own.
[04:09:10] I was surprised to you.
[04:09:14] This is fucked up. We need to save her now.
[04:09:22] You can't see, can you?
[04:09:27] No.
[04:09:30] Wait, how is she reading, though?
[04:09:33] Wait.
[04:09:35] Was there someone in the other cell?
[04:09:41] Why are you in there?
[04:09:44] Everyone's gone.
[04:09:47] They're alive!
[04:09:51] Are you all right?
[04:09:53] Wait, blimey?
[04:09:55] What?
[04:09:57] No, no.
[04:09:59] Hold on.
[04:10:03] No. No, no.
[04:10:05] That's like telling me deaf people can hear.
[04:10:07] Like what? It's not a stupid question.
[04:10:21] Oh, no, we have the same, uh, West Wing Cart, West Wing, East Wing, is that the car over here?
[04:10:50] to the west wing oh wait the west would probably be over here
[04:11:08] well listen I mean we can just make this simple I don't know like Chad do I
[04:11:19] My shooter through the glass just to like get her misery over.
[04:11:35] This type of question, most probably honest.
[04:11:37] If you were in her position, would you want to live right now?
[04:11:39] Would you want to go through all this shit?
[04:11:41] That's low key scary. Like why go through all this, you know?
[04:11:45] I'm gonna be honest with you, if I was in a hospital like this, I'd dead ass wouldn't
[04:11:52] want to live.
[04:11:53] I'm dead serious.
[04:11:54] Holy map exploration.
[04:11:55] Alright, fuck it, let's do it.
[04:11:57] Like, are you telling me you would explore?
[04:11:58] Oh my god, petty?
[04:11:59] No.
[04:12:00] You're telling me you would explore a hospital like this?
[04:12:02] Be honest, all you guys would just sit in the dark in a corner hoping for someone
[04:12:13] to save you
[04:12:38] Jesus
[04:13:13] I'm out.
[04:13:20] Nice.
[04:13:23] Where am I?
[04:13:33] Come on, let's...
[04:13:49] It's a lot!
[04:13:50] I just need to see this in a higher punch!
[04:13:52] Oh, my...
[04:13:57] All together...
[04:14:03] stupid fuck she has zero aura I'm not even kidding you deserve to die I'm gonna
[04:14:09] be the one to say that you deserve to die and you stupid fuck you know what
[04:14:14] are you good at I'm not even I'm not even trying to be funny like where are
[04:14:17] you
[04:14:19] How was that LPR bro she actually doesn't know what she's doing
[04:14:49] It's a little weird.
[04:14:56] This is pretty fucking weird, I'm going to be honest with you.
[04:15:10] This is a little weird.
[04:15:35] Oh my god, okay, so...
[04:15:38] up
[04:15:56] Wait twice
[04:16:08] No.
[04:16:30] No, no, I had it.
[04:16:33] Nope.
[04:16:35] No.
[04:16:37] No.
[04:16:38] No.
[04:16:40] There's a maybe star.
[04:16:44] Right.
[04:16:45] Left.
[04:16:48] Oh.
[04:16:52] Left.
[04:16:53] Right.
[04:16:55] Left.
[04:17:00] All right.
[04:17:09] What is this?
[04:17:18] You're fine.
[04:17:22] Only handwriting.
[04:17:24] I suspect we received a visit from the DSO
[04:17:25] should they want you to check the code.
[04:17:26] It's... to NACT.
[04:17:28] I want you to NACT 6.
[04:17:29] I want you to enact this code.
[04:17:38] No ammo, nice.
[04:17:41] No bullets.
[04:17:48] Unicorn Titan tricking box.
[04:17:50] That's not gonna be a problem.
[04:17:57] Little confused chat, I'm gonna be honest with you.
[04:18:00] Am I a cheeseburger or am I playing this right?
[04:18:03] I feel like I'm not playing bad.
[04:18:10] I hate this place.
[04:18:13] Okay.
[04:18:13] What if I can't get out?
[04:18:15] Okay, let me see.
[04:18:17] You guys enjoying this at least or not?
[04:18:20] I want to make sure you guys are liking this.
[04:18:24] This is a red jewel. I didn't see where the alarm's at earlier.
[04:18:30] Okay.
[04:18:34] Like a craft one.
[04:18:37] Ooh, hold on.
[04:18:43] Okay, so I'm guessing that this red jewel
[04:18:47] Is something that I need to use maybe now or now?
[04:19:00] I would assume.
[04:19:02] I can't go down.
[04:19:15] Oh
[04:19:30] Good good idea good idea save smart smart
[04:19:40] She's back here again. Oh
[04:19:42] Oh my God, bro, I feel fucking bad.
[04:19:46] I feel like I should be Superman and break through this and help her, bro.
[04:19:50] That's what a real hero would do.
[04:19:52] Are you all right?
[04:19:55] You're the lady from before?
[04:19:58] Yeah.
[04:20:00] This is, um...
[04:20:03] You're, um...
[04:20:06] Did anyone hurt you because I can't see?
[04:20:14] No, no, no.
[04:20:15] Whoa, that's not good.
[04:20:16] That's not good.
[04:20:17] El Grace.
[04:20:18] What the fuck?
[04:20:19] One of my fault.
[04:20:20] That was weird, Grace.
[04:20:21] The company gave us both medicine, made our eyes go bad.
[04:20:26] So, there was someone in there.
[04:20:30] There's a hole above you, Gigi.
[04:20:32] There's a hole above you.
[04:20:33] There's another bed in this, uh...
[04:20:36] My friend, Mary...
[04:20:43] One day she just...
[04:20:45] disappeared.
[04:20:51] Ah, I'm sorry.
[04:20:54] When it happened, I was happy it wasn't me.
[04:20:57] I'm just gonna keep looking around this girl's a low-key kind of a night
[04:21:27] I was just making sure my gun was empty.
[04:21:33] I wasn't planning on shooting her.
[04:21:36] I was just...
[04:21:39] Oh.
[04:21:41] Oh.
[04:21:43] Weird.
[04:21:45] I'm not sure if it's a good idea to do that.
[04:21:52] Weird.
[04:21:53] A lot of people normally get it.
[04:21:56] Boys.
[04:21:57] Hmm.
[04:21:58] I think it is.
[04:21:59] I don't want to make that joke.
[04:22:00] Let me stop.
[04:22:01] Fan arm.
[04:22:02] Yes.
[04:22:03] This chat is weird.
[04:22:25] wait what the fuck this face is nuts wait I can what says three coins four coins four
[04:22:45] Oh
[04:23:15] Yeah.
[04:23:22] What are you?
[04:23:31] I'm not even kidding.
[04:23:33] She's so stupid.
[04:23:35] Like, am I being weird?
[04:23:36] Chapeonics.
[04:23:37] You can be honest with me.
[04:23:38] Like, she's just dumb.
[04:23:39] Oh, like.
[04:23:41] What am I supposed to do with this arm?
[04:23:43] Oh, what the fuck?
[04:23:45] Oh, sorry about this.
[04:23:49] Wait, should I buy anything?
[04:23:58] Okay.
[04:24:04] Not a bad shot.
[04:24:06] Not a bad shot at all.
[04:24:08] BANG!
[04:24:13] Okay, so if I'm not mistaken now I can go to the east wing or should I explore a little
[04:24:27] more
[04:24:46] How the fuck it's just like who thinks about making games like this I feel like if you like a fucking nut job
[04:24:57] I am five-headed and you guys are not.
[04:25:27] Oh
[04:25:41] Are you still a lot
[04:25:46] There we go there we go there we go boys, there we go boys, there we go boys
[04:25:57] okay so I obviously need to find this fucking code bro what is the code
[04:26:36] That, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that.
[04:26:42] Save me.
[04:26:46] Cut out, it's silly.
[04:26:58] Nice.
[04:27:06] Oh, my God. You're done.
[04:27:13] Like, why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Can you shut up?
[04:27:16] Can you shut up?
[04:27:18] Oh, my God.
[04:27:36] All right.
[04:27:38] All right.
[04:27:40] Is there anything important in this room, you think?
[04:27:42] Or my goods?
[04:27:44] All right.
[04:27:46] All right.
[04:27:48] All right.
[04:27:50] All right.
[04:27:52] All right.
[04:27:54] All right.
[04:27:56] All right.
[04:27:58] All right.
[04:28:00] All right.
[04:28:02] All right.
[04:28:04] It sounds like me if I don't get my morning day.
[04:28:07] Boba, it sounds like you always when you don't get whatever the fuck you want.
[04:28:17] Maybe I'm missing something.
[04:28:27] Okay, that's the game, tell me I'm a dumbass, got it.
[04:28:32] Let me look around harder.
[04:28:33] Oh my A.
[04:28:34] How are you still alive?
[04:28:35] Will you die?
[04:28:36] Alright.
[04:28:37] Oh no, no, no.
[04:28:38] Okay.
[04:28:39] Moon.
[04:28:40] Sun.
[04:28:41] Star.
[04:28:42] Moon.
[04:28:43] Moon.
[04:28:44] Moon.
[04:28:45] Moon.
[04:28:46] Moon.
[04:28:47] Moon.
[04:28:48] Moon.
[04:28:49] Moon.
[04:28:50] Moon.
[04:28:51] Moon.
[04:28:52] Moon.
[04:28:53] Moon.
[04:28:54] Moon.
[04:28:55] Moon.
[04:28:56] Moon.
[04:28:57] Moon.
[04:28:58] Moon.
[04:28:59] Moon.
[04:29:00] Moon.
[04:29:01] Oh, oh, you've event journal.
[04:29:05] Think there's a Easter egg if I fill it out completely?
[04:29:17] Wait, Moonsons are Moonsons?
[04:29:20] Oh.
[04:29:21] Oh.
[04:29:29] Wait.
[04:29:31] I
[04:29:36] Cheers chat
[04:29:40] Hey what
[04:29:44] Star son
[04:29:51] Right
[04:29:54] Sun star moon sun star
[04:30:01] Star sign moon.
[04:30:17] My duck.
[04:30:21] Moon? Oh my moon sun. Wait.
[04:30:25] Moon star sign moon.
[04:30:31] Am I dumb? Wait, am I actually dumb? Moon? Is it this?
[04:30:50] Okay, there we go.
[04:31:01] It's not acting.
[04:31:02] Maybe I'm just a little slow.
[04:31:05] Nice.
[04:31:06] But I wish I could save, bro.
[04:31:10] This is like AIDS.
[04:31:15] It should feel like a quailude, no sleep in my body, no beginnings, wake up and the sun's
[04:31:34] going down, time to catch her days, can't give it away, oh you need the money, you
[04:31:41] I could go surprise, all the time.
[04:31:45] New nights, every night, every day, shut the fuck up baby.
[04:31:50] I want to have a conversation.
[04:31:52] More than marijuana, that's a sweet vacation.
[04:31:55] Every night.
[04:31:58] Never eat stocky waffles.
[04:32:03] And maybe she has, does she have an update for me?
[04:32:05] Maybe she wants to talk to me.
[04:32:07] I'm back.
[04:32:10] I'm dead.
[04:32:22] Alright, should I go on to the right side or should I keep exploring?
[04:32:34] What is she reading that's that important?
[04:32:40] What are you doing?
[04:32:58] Hello, Key?
[04:33:00] Mighty Fight 3, Dental Man!
[04:33:10] Oh my god we can go to the kitchen and eat food oh my god.
[04:33:26] I'm so full.
[04:33:33] Let's see what's on the menu for lunch.
[04:33:36] Um, okay, looks pretty appetizing. Yup, that looks pretty good.
[04:33:40] Wait, how the fuck does it go from this to this?
[04:34:01] I'm running out of ammo. Okay.
[04:35:06] You're so dumb! Stop calling me dumb! You act like I'm a fucking idiot, bro!
[04:35:27] Oh, can I eat my knife? No, that's not what I...
[04:35:36] Thank you.
[04:35:38] There we go.
[04:35:43] Can I ask why she doesn't throw a single punch?
[04:35:54] Well, that's convenient as well.
[04:36:05] Well that's convenient as fuck.
[04:36:07] Oh my god, the good ammo!
[04:36:09] So what do I use that for?
[04:36:11] Ooh, Jason!
[04:36:35] wait I'm actually running out of stuff what do I do chat chat what do I do
[04:36:44] I
[04:37:00] Tray for my the vet journal or no
[04:37:14] it's a why is this gun so important I hate when people tell me hard watch while
[04:37:22] they're watching me bro then click the fuck off bro I'm locked in right now
[04:37:25] it's not hard watch it's hard while watching
[04:37:33] I'm a fucking idiot man
[04:37:44] I'm a fucking idiot, man.
[04:37:49] Oh my god, oh my god.
[04:37:56] Loki, I don't feel like I need anything else here now.
[04:38:05] I feel like it's time to move to the east wing, right?
[04:38:13] Now I'm ready. Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright. I'm locked. Is everyone okay? Is everyone okay? Is everyone in the chat okay? Listen, we're moving.
[04:38:40] All that matters is that we're moving right now. Let's save one more time. There we go
[04:38:47] Go
[04:38:51] Simple let's explore
[04:38:55] There we go, wait, we'll almost beat the game
[04:39:11] What do I do it?
[04:39:26] Why does every drawer have nothing?
[04:39:29] It's like everyone in my life.
[04:39:31] There's nothing missing.
[04:39:40] Everyone dies one day.
[04:40:12] I'm not actually a session so dumb. Oh my god
[04:40:32] What would
[04:40:34] What Macklemore do right now if he was in my position
[04:40:39] Eww
[04:40:42] Eewah!
[04:40:47] There's something under his shackle.
[04:40:59] He can't use this item here.
[04:41:03] Who is this guy? Is this JP?
[04:41:06] Who is this?
[04:41:12] Who is this? What's her name?
[04:41:16] Announce your presence.
[04:41:23] Is he still broad? I mean, I know that memeor. Am I talking to myself?
[04:41:27] What am I supposed to do Chad if I have nothing?
[04:41:42] Oh a blood collector!
[04:41:48] Nice!
[04:41:49] Ooh!
[04:41:50] Okay it looks like I'm gonna need this.
[04:41:54] Got it!
[04:41:55] I'm gonna need that.
[04:41:57] But it's custom but clicker
[04:42:08] Laser Microsoft, okay, so okay, so I should use the blood collector and bring it back here
[04:42:16] Hang on ammo so that
[04:42:27] Oh my god, it's a puzzle.
[04:42:39] Hey!
[04:42:41] Hey!
[04:42:43] Hey!
[04:42:45] Hey!
[04:42:47] Hey!
[04:42:49] Hey!
[04:42:51] Easy.
[04:42:53] Alligator with black glasses on.
[04:42:55] Easy.
[04:42:57] Dude, I'm a fucking moron.
[04:42:59] Nah.
[04:43:01] Shit.
[04:43:03] Ugh!
[04:43:05] Ugh!
[04:43:07] Ugh!
[04:43:09] Ugh!
[04:43:11] Oh my god, so should I go collect all this bloodshed or no?
[04:43:26] Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
[04:43:32] Oh my god, so this game's all about patience now?
[04:43:38] Fucking wait
[04:43:53] So now I got to go instead of going to the Microsoft I should go over here and get 20 correct
[04:44:08] There's a lot of Keck walking going on
[04:44:13] All right, so once I have the full amount do I have to go to the thing or no
[04:44:19] Have to go to this thing over here
[04:44:26] No what if
[04:44:29] Crafting handgun ammo wait I need scrap oh my days I just need but you can create scrap
[04:44:45] like this
[04:44:47] 8 bullets that's it!
[04:44:59] that's not a W bro you guys are
[04:45:01] it's GG that's not a W
[04:45:10] that's banned bro we're banned
[04:45:15] I
[04:45:22] Go to park out you fucking cheeseburger boy
[04:45:30] You okay, ma'am
[04:45:42] My waist is all my am yo
[04:45:45] like I don't know what to do bro
[04:45:53] am I the issue like
[04:45:58] I'm way better than anyone in this child, I don't know why I'm thinking too much.
[04:46:27] I came in this room and fucking won my fucking penny, what am I doing?
[04:46:38] Fuck are you so angry about bro?
[04:46:43] I'm deadass, what the fuck is there to do?
[04:46:58] Oh my god, you should try to try to consume it, it feels like the story games are more
[04:47:08] of your speed.
[04:47:12] Here you go, bro. Here comes the trolls in the chat.
[04:47:14] When I start playing video games, they tell me to play.
[04:47:17] And they start trolling me.
[04:47:35] Maybe I'm just not meant for fucking story games.
[04:47:37] Or am I a fucking cheeseburger burger?
[04:47:40] Holy fucking burger boy, bro
[04:47:48] The bases fuck bases
[04:47:54] Where
[04:47:56] Oh my god, oh my god.
[04:48:08] Oh my god, like, can I run back?
[04:48:10] Excuse me, I'm just gonna walk, just ignore me.
[04:48:12] I'm gonna...
[04:48:19] I'm gonna just walk right past you.
[04:48:23] Can we get out? Can we get out?
[04:48:26] Oh, what the fuck was that?
[04:48:32] Is that fucking who I think it is?
[04:48:48] Oh, what the fuck was that?
[04:48:53] Is that fucking who I think it is?
[04:48:56] Is that Benjamin?
[04:49:12] Wait, so I'm confused. Am I dead now? Am I gonna die? Am I dead that's gonna die?
[04:49:18] Good holy yahoo family
[04:49:48] Wait, I'm a fucking burger roll. What do I do?
[04:49:59] Wait, oh my god, wait
[04:50:07] Moon Sun Star Moon
[04:50:18] Yeah, bro, you know what, I'm putting this shit for fucking...
[04:50:25] I'm putting this shit for the people that couldn't be here today.
[04:50:34] Put in this shit for fucking...
[04:50:36] Put in this shit for the people that couldn't be here today.
[04:50:54] Oh, a save point. Good calls. Good calls.
[04:50:59] So now if I die, I'll buy Lacy all my-
[04:51:37] Wow
[04:51:41] Well, I don't know what phase you guys are talking about
[04:51:50] This how do you fucking break it?
[04:51:55] What am I supposed to do if I have no ammo?
[04:52:05] This girl doesn't know how to fuck.
[04:52:06] You know what, bro?
[04:52:07] I'll put him out of his smiley hand.
[04:52:08] I'm out here.
[04:52:22] Together!
[04:52:29] Right past me.
[04:52:32] Alright, well, I'm set to do such.
[04:52:34] I'm set to do such.
[04:52:36] Not that way!
[04:52:38] Not enough!
[04:52:40] I can't run!
[04:52:41] I saved that okay!
[04:52:50] So fucking confused.
[04:52:52] Are you brain dead?
[04:53:00] YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
[04:53:02] What is this?
[04:53:09] Nice bro, I am nice.
[04:53:13] So I got a nice, nice, minus one.
[04:53:21] Oh my god.
[04:53:23] This chat.
[04:53:58] I
[04:54:07] Can I can't I'm not kidding this chat reminds me of like
[04:54:11] This chair reminds me of this boss
[04:54:28] So I just wouldn't pass, that's what you're saying.
[04:55:20] Oh
[04:55:50] Right or left, right or left, right or left, right or left, I'm not doing this no more.
[04:55:57] Right or left.
[04:56:00] Explain and elaborate.
[04:56:13] There we go.
[04:56:14] Now it's all peaceful.
[04:56:16] Finally, bro.
[04:56:20] Nice. Nothing. Nice. Blood Spice Man. A sample of mutated blood, analyzing the place of my blood pressure. Transfusion blood.
[04:56:44] Scrap.
[04:56:50] I just lose the ammo.
[04:56:55] No, no, I'm actually going to...
[04:57:00] There's gotta be a lot of them.
[04:57:05] I have no ammo.
[04:57:10] There's so much sound on the whole horse that you're waiting.
[04:57:17] I'm not kidding
[04:57:34] We go mind me. I'm gonna eat some food. Okay the Chinese takeout of
[04:57:47] Don't worry though, there's a fucking plan right here.
[04:57:54] Okay, do this, you, you.
[04:57:58] No.
[04:57:59] Not bad.
[04:58:00] There you are.
[04:58:03] There you are.
[04:58:08] There you are.
[04:58:13] now where do I go now where do I go
[04:59:03] I'm deadass like, I'm deadass a burger boy.
[04:59:05] Maybe, I'm not even kidding, am I useless without Sonny?
[04:59:08] I'm deadass.
[04:59:09] This shit is like nuts.
[04:59:21] Ah man.
[04:59:33] I'm going to freak out, I'm going to actually, I'm actually going to freak out, I'm actually
[04:59:57] I'm actually getting frustrated. I'm gonna cry. Stop seeing Vase every second. Please.
[05:00:19] Oh my god, what are these fucking cubes?
[05:00:44] What the-
[05:00:45] What the-
[05:00:46] What the-
[05:00:47] Oh, fuck!
[05:00:56] Oh!
[05:01:06] Okay, so it's time for me to wear the vases now.
[05:01:10] So it's time for me to wear the vases now, Chad.
[05:01:12] Oh my god, if this bitch kills me, I'm actually gonna end. I'm not even getting...
[05:01:29] Wait chat, should I collect the plants? Since you guys said I could collect plants too? That what you guys are going to do?
[05:01:42] Wait, hold on now. He's learning.
[05:01:49] Wait, it's learning.
[05:02:12] I need to store items. Why is this chat not storing items for me? How do I take it?
[05:02:34] Touches inappropriately.
[05:02:44] Is this one of those days where I gotta do multiple streams of this game?
[05:02:49] There's no way I get to this whole game in one night.
[05:02:52] How much percent of my app?
[05:02:54] I can't, there's no way.
[05:02:56] Oh my days this chat got me tech-wang no troll
[05:03:26] Maybe it's me.
[05:03:29] Wait, Jack, is it the player? Can I collect the player?
[05:03:46] Dude, if this girl doesn't stop moaning, I'm gonna start moaning.
[05:03:49] And it's not gonna be fun.
[05:04:26] I'm exploding.
[05:04:37] Oh my fucking god.
[05:04:39] Oh my fucking god.
[05:04:41] It's... oh my god.
[05:04:43] Oh my god.
[05:04:45] Oh.
[05:04:47] Oh.
[05:04:49] Oh.
[05:04:51] AHHH!
[05:04:53] You can't escape from me!
[05:05:03] No, Mommy! No, Mommy! No, Mommy!
[05:05:06] No, Mommy! No, Mommy! No, Mommy!
[05:05:13] No, Mommy! Mommy! No, Mommy! Stop!
[05:05:19] There was a set up!
[05:05:20] And I didn't even save!
[05:05:23] No way, no.
[05:05:38] Wait, is it that far back?
[05:05:39] It's not that far back, is it?
[05:05:40] Yeah.
[05:05:41] It's not far back at all.
[05:05:43] But it's not far back.
[05:05:48] Wait, is it?
[05:06:23] Oh, what's up?
[05:06:25] I'm sorry, this is like, actually ridiculous.
[05:06:28] Where's Leon, bro?
[05:06:30] Duh-dah-ss.
[05:06:32] Oh.
[05:06:33] Oh, what's happening?
[05:06:34] Oh, what's happening?
[05:06:35] Oh.
[05:06:36] Oh.
[05:06:37] Oh, what's happening?
[05:06:39] Oh.
[05:06:40] Oh.
[05:06:41] Oh.
[05:06:42] Oh.
[05:06:43] Oh, what's happening?
[05:06:44] Oh, man.
[05:06:45] Oh, shit, man.
[05:06:46] Oh, shit, man.
[05:06:47] Oh, what's happening?
[05:06:48] Oh, what the...?
[05:06:49] Oh, man.
[05:06:50] Oh, sorry.
[05:06:51] It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's gonna come in real quick.
[05:07:13] SHUT UP! SHUT UP, YOU STUPID BANCH, OH MY-
[05:07:21] I don't- I don't know what to do.
[05:07:25] I don't know what to do.
[05:07:28] I don't know what to do. I'm going crazy. I'm going crazy playing this game. I'm not even kidding.
[05:07:34] You should get more ammo.
[05:07:43] Oh, oh, oh.
[05:07:54] Oh.
[05:07:56] Oh.
[05:07:58] Oh.
[05:08:08] Oh, oh, my.
[05:08:10] Oh.
[05:08:12] Oh my god, I'm not a- oh my god, please, no, no, no, no, stop, stop, stop, please,
[05:08:39] He's fucking everywhere.
[05:08:43] It's all over my face.
[05:08:45] Oh my god, I hit my own face.
[05:08:47] Oh my fucking god.
[05:08:52] Oh my fucking god.
[05:08:54] Oh my fucking god.
[05:08:56] Oh my...
[05:08:58] Oh my...
[05:09:01] Oh my god.
[05:09:03] Oh my god.
[05:09:05] Oh my god.
[05:09:07] Oh my god.
[05:09:09] Oh my god, oh my fucking god, oh my oh my oh my god, oh, oh my god
[05:09:17] Oh, oh my god. Oh my god. I can't stop. I can't I can't stop. It feels oh my god. It feels so fucking good
[05:09:28] Oh my god, I'm coming everywhere. It's all over. It's actually everywhere. Oh my god. I can't stop. I can't stop
[05:09:37] I don't know how to stop. I don't know how to stop. I'm good. Oh my god, no it's a die.
[05:09:53] Oh, they were back.
[05:09:59] Wait a minute. He's learning. It's learning.
[05:10:07] Oh, I can save!
[05:10:27] Easy clap!
[05:10:29] Oh, my wife's boyfriend almost hurt you.
[05:10:35] oh shit my bad dude who's got me on the TV right now
[05:11:35] I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do, it's just every time I respawn it's
[05:12:02] Just moan, ah!
[05:12:04] Ah!
[05:12:05] Ah!
[05:12:06] Ah!
[05:12:07] Ah!
[05:12:08] Ah!
[05:12:09] Ah!
[05:12:10] Ah!
[05:12:11] Ah!
[05:12:12] Ah!
[05:12:13] Ah!
[05:12:14] Ah!
[05:12:15] Ah!
[05:12:16] Ah!
[05:12:17] Ah!
[05:12:18] Oh my fucking god!
[05:12:20] My fucking asshole's so fucking creamy it's like, calm!
[05:12:27] What?
[05:12:29] Wait.
[05:12:41] Are you guys good?
[05:12:51] Wait. Not again. No!
[05:12:54] Hold on!
[05:13:28] Wait, so I did all that work to still read a fucking paper?
[05:13:37] And to get one penny
[05:13:41] No, no, this chat's got it, bro. This chat is just a Keckle farm. Fucking cheeseburgers, bro
[05:13:48] Wait, oh
[05:13:57] How do I trash an item?
[05:14:07] Wait, what?
[05:14:18] What do I draw?
[05:14:24] I'm an actual burger I'm not even kidding
[05:14:37] Yeah, you know what, bro?
[05:14:55] Hey, is that what you wanted, bro?
[05:15:03] It's the deal.
[05:15:04] Is that what I had to do?
[05:15:06] Oh! I dropped my controller!
[05:15:12] Yo, question work me again, bro!
[05:15:14] Please!
[05:15:16] Yeah, I do like the game, Loki.
[05:15:18] I'm just a little slow and this chat just makes fun of me for playing.
[05:15:21] So it's kind of hard to just like... do everything at once, you know?
[05:15:25] It's kind of hard to play a game like this, be entertaining, and also be immersed, you know what I'm saying?
[05:15:36] Oh
[05:15:53] This girl's making me fucking miss Bobo right now. I'm not alone getting fake horny Bobo come over come eat this butthole
[05:16:06] Wait, this girl's the 16th in this game?
[05:16:10] Oh, God! Just let me do my puzzle, bro.
[05:16:15] I'll lose the game if I gift it.
[05:16:17] Like, why are you here?
[05:16:18] Like, why are you here, bro?
[05:16:20] Like, I finally get to do the puzzle.
[05:16:22] Come here, Ashcroft.
[05:16:24] Come here.
[05:16:26] I was just looking for Dr. Richardson.
[05:16:30] Why did you kidnap me?
[05:16:33] Kidnap you.
[05:16:35] It's like one of those, like, entry-level, like, porn.
[05:16:39] Like, right before you, like, you're freaking me.
[05:16:43] Dr. Victor Gideon, I run the center.
[05:16:50] I took forever to find you.
[05:16:54] You're not like other people, you know.
[05:16:59] You're quite unique.
[05:17:05] What the fuck is this guy's problem?
[05:17:10] Through you, Elvis can finally be set free.
[05:17:20] Why me?
[05:17:25] He likes me, Loki.
[05:17:27] Because my master made you who you are.
[05:17:35] Face-toons about to begin.
[05:17:37] Face-toon.
[05:18:01] Would you like to see what's hidden under the hood?
[05:18:05] Yeah.
[05:18:07] Hey, no, I...
[05:18:09] Oh, that's gonna help.
[05:18:11] Wait, that's not gonna help.
[05:18:17] Grace!
[05:18:19] Grace!
[05:18:21] Grace!
[05:18:23] Grace, Grace, he has night vision, and he kidnapped you.
[05:18:25] You think he's not gonna be able to find you?
[05:18:27] Grace!
[05:18:29] Grace!
[05:18:31] Over here!
[05:18:33] Come here! Please kill me!
[05:18:36] There's no escaping your destiny.
[05:18:51] She knew that she had bought harm, her true.
[05:18:58] He's right behind me, isn't he?
[05:19:03] All right, let's just do a quick level save, Destiny case.
[05:19:10] What the fuck does he mean, Destiny?
[05:19:13] Well, that was a game that came out right around the word
[05:19:15] in advance for a game.
[05:19:16] That's called Destiny.
[05:19:17] It's a great game.
[05:19:18] Moon.
[05:19:19] Sun.
[05:19:20] Star.
[05:19:21] Moon.
[05:19:22] We're out of our advanced warfare game.
[05:19:24] That's called Destiny.
[05:19:25] Great game.
[05:19:29] Moon, sun, star, moon.
[05:19:39] My shit!
[05:19:43] Moon, sun, star, moon.
[05:19:45] Star...
[05:19:51] I write moon...
[05:19:53] Star...
[05:19:54] Sun...
[05:19:55] Moon...
[05:19:59] Moon...
[05:20:01] Sun...
[05:20:03] Star...
[05:20:05] Moon...
[05:20:11] Moon...
[05:20:15] I feel like I got this right now.
[05:20:45] right here moon sun who is this guy oh my god like are you covering them what
[05:21:09] of its moon star moon sun.
[05:21:14] Moon star moon sun.
[05:21:31] Guys, I searched every picture.
[05:21:37] Oh, no, no, no.
[05:21:38] OK, so let's see.
[05:21:39] So we see star sun moon sun star sun moon sun.
[05:21:58] Hey, moon sun.
[05:22:06] Very nice.
[05:22:07] Very good.
[05:22:07] I'm walking the order and transport box.
[05:22:25] I'm gonna read the journal. Not about shout. Not about shout. Not about shout at all. Not about shout.
[05:22:30] Huh? It's a nice vivid journal.
[05:22:37] I
[05:22:43] Low-key fuck with this bro. It's just kind of fun now when you like kind of understand it
[05:22:47] It's kind of fun like low-key low fucking key
[05:22:53] All right, so am I supposed to go is there a storage unit somewhere now?
[05:23:07] So, where am I supposed to go now? Am I supposed to go over...
[05:23:20] Wait, where was that lock pick?
[05:23:25] They didn't even know what I'm talking about.
[05:23:30] I feel like there's people in my chat who know exactly how to play this game and I'm
[05:23:39] just a fucking idiot.
[05:23:41] Oh my God, this is such a central heart, central heart, central heart, central heart, central
[05:23:55] This is why it's hard to watch you, because you actually suck.
[05:24:00] That's not very nice.
[05:24:02] You know, sometimes you should keep your opinions to yourself.
[05:24:06] Sometimes it's nicer to maintain being positive, bro.
[05:24:15] Instead, you don't have to be negative.
[05:24:17] Everyone's feelings matter, dude.
[05:24:21] My feelings matter and your feelings matter.
[05:24:26] All of our feelings matter.
[05:24:28] Together we are united.
[05:24:30] Together we can bring positivity.
[05:24:37] Are you okay?
[05:24:51] Oh, achievement unlocked!
[05:24:56] That's all achievement unlocked!
[05:24:58] Very nice, very good.
[05:25:07] Loki, should I save?
[05:25:21] The cubes on the door wait there on this
[05:25:39] this?
[05:25:40] I'm sorry guys, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm trying my best, but
[05:25:58] I need one more!
[05:25:59] Oh, I need one more!
[05:26:00] Perfect, Finn.
[05:26:01] Oh, I need one more.
[05:26:06] Just perfect fit.
[05:26:08] Only one left.
[05:26:10] Once I get one more, the game's over.
[05:26:22] Is he now?
[05:27:01] Am I going the right direction? No, I don't think I am.
[05:27:16] How do I get to the main area, bro?
[05:27:24] Yo, Taco, they're gonna take you dead!
[05:27:27] I'll be Taco, bro. I love tacos.
[05:27:29] It's raining tacos all over the world.
[05:27:33] Tacos.
[05:27:52] Why does she moan so much like, oh my fucking god, you
[05:27:56] with these cheesers here man.
[05:28:12] Hey, new area unlocked? Why did I just do that? Am I a fucking...
[05:28:16] my god. Like I might just be the worst fucking gamer in the existence of the United States of America probably.
[05:28:26] Ooh, a Chevy Ultima Nissan Maximus, the nice car.
[05:28:53] now she gonna call me baby though oh wait where did I see those are their book
[05:29:19] that I need to have? Was it a book? Up, up, up, up, up, auto. Unlocking the hand, midway,
[05:29:39] Four
[05:29:41] Wait, oh my god, this is a lot. Oh my god. This is like a whole okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. So first
[05:29:50] Bang hand up and four three
[05:30:09] I'm not even kidding I should be killed as a gamer I'm dead ass I'm dead ass I should
[05:30:17] be murdered as a gamer.
[05:30:19] Step one, hand to two.
[05:30:22] Got it.
[05:30:23] Step two.
[05:30:24] Up.
[05:30:25] Step three.
[05:30:26] Two to four.
[05:30:27] Step five.
[05:30:28] Down.
[05:30:29] two to four.
[05:30:35] Is that five?
[05:30:36] Yeah.
[05:30:41] Oh my God, oh, I gotta give this
[05:30:43] to the guy on the top of the thing now, right?
[05:30:46] In the room.
[05:30:48] Buoniride.
[05:30:54] Yes.
[05:30:55] And we'll see you in the next video.
[05:31:02] Okay?
[05:31:05] I understand it.
[05:31:10] Yay!
[05:31:13] I
[05:31:43] Give me a fucking break!
[05:31:58] Holy fucking excavator, Vader.
[05:32:05] Oh wait, wait a minute.
[05:32:06] Oh fuck.
[05:32:13] I'm not a bad shot. Not a bad shot at all. Not a bad shot at all.
[05:32:25] Erm, actually it's a dozer.
[05:32:28] Keck, wait.
[05:32:30] Alright, let me see here.
[05:32:33] Okay, so now, where was the spot that I need to go to?
[05:32:37] What's the spot I need to go to now? The examination room?
[05:32:43] What cheeky little save point.
[05:32:53] Ooh a wrench.
[05:32:59] Ooh a nothing.
[05:33:03] Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
[05:33:07] Ooh I got ammo now, look at me!
[05:33:10] I said I couldn't do it
[05:33:21] it's okay, it's okay, I can waste a little bit of ammo
[05:33:26] I'm beginning to feel like a rap-bot
[05:33:32] I'm already a buddy.
[05:33:42] Oh, you're saying, you motherfucker!
[05:33:45] Do you ever shut up?
[05:33:48] What is that e-mode of a fucking peanuts in my job?
[05:33:58] That's not bad.
[05:34:07] Bird's peanut raid.
[05:34:10] Thanks for the raid, bird peanuts.
[05:34:12] If you're here from the rage up on me, I'm trying to see something.
[05:34:25] For now, why not?
[05:34:27] Oh my god wait, am I kidding?
[05:34:35] Am I kidding? Y'all have to call me a gamer now.
[05:34:39] Deadass! Y'all have to call me a gamer now.
[05:34:41] Deadass! Look at me doing shit by myself!
[05:34:49] Hey, now what?
[05:34:53] Hey, what?
[05:34:57] Oh my god, he's still missing a heart?
[05:35:01] Oh my god.
[05:35:04] Where's the horror?
[05:35:37] there goes all my ammo
[05:35:44] oh yeah
[05:35:51] oh yeah
[05:35:58] reaction
[05:36:02] Wait, are you...
[05:36:04] Wait, are you dead?
[05:36:08] So we're incompetent.
[05:36:14] Okay, so where's the heart now?
[05:36:18] Wait, should I low key just...
[05:36:20] I'm gonna be smart, I'm gonna be smart.
[05:36:22] Where's the heart? I'm gonna be smart.
[05:36:24] Don't call me stupid, don't call me stupid, don't call me stupid.
[05:36:26] Deadass, don't call me stupid.
[05:36:28] I'm playing smart. I'm deadass playing smart.
[05:36:31] Was smart I was smart. I was actually smart. I was five head. That was my head was five
[05:36:45] No six or seven ahead
[05:36:49] Okay, so West Wing I'm in the West Wing where though where is it's where is the hearts where is it in this?
[05:36:56] Oh my god, it's this right chat. Is it this?
[05:37:01] Oh my fucking God, bro.
[05:37:15] I got money now, bro.
[05:37:18] You know, I'm gonna speedrun this.
[05:37:19] Call me speedrun.
[05:37:20] show up bitch wait did I go the wrong way Oh my god I went the wrong
[05:37:41] Let me just tech walk around here real quick.
[05:37:55] Low key.
[05:38:03] So one thing about this game, I will be honest with you.
[05:38:06] Can I be honest for a second?
[05:38:08] Just for a second.
[05:38:09] It was way scarier in the beginning of the game.
[05:38:12] When there's too much exploration like there is right now,
[05:38:15] it becomes less scary and more like...
[05:39:09] now all I got to do is just all I got to do is just run
[05:39:18] don't get that peanuts emote out of my chapter the grown-ass man
[05:39:31] and of course I got the wrong life
[05:39:39] I guess chat is there about to be some bullshit that happens classic I'm waiting for
[05:39:59] Does he know yeah, where's Leon a bro like his bitch ass that
[05:40:09] Hey, what are you doing?
[05:40:13] What are you doing?
[05:40:15] What are you doing?
[05:40:35] Chad, what do I do?
[05:40:37] What do I do? How do I get rid of this guy?
[05:40:57] Aw, just fucking kill him, Marlin.
[05:41:37] I'm out of ammo, nice.
[05:41:42] Oh, like, bro, like, guys, I don't know if it's a deal.
[05:41:59] I'm out of ammo, nice.
[05:42:04] Oh, like, bro.
[05:42:05] Like, guys, I don't know if it's a deal.
[05:42:07] Oh, wait.
[05:42:08] Oh, my God.
[05:42:09] Yes!
[05:42:10] Wait.
[05:42:11] Oh, my God.
[05:42:16] Left.
[05:42:17] Oh, my God.
[05:42:22] Louisie Sandals.
[05:42:24] Crazy.
[05:42:25] Hold me scandalous.
[05:42:33] How many levels are there?
[05:42:37] How many levels are there?
[05:42:39] How many levels are there?
[05:42:45] 67.
[05:42:46] I can't ever ask real fucking questions nowadays, can I?
[05:42:52] So how do I get to level up so I got to go all the way over there chat I got to go all
[05:43:06] the way.
[05:43:09] Can I just go upstairs or no?
[05:43:28] The stairs, Keck Walk.
[05:43:42] I already saved you, dumbass.
[05:43:58] Oh
[05:44:05] Shit here we go again
[05:44:11] You're down locked
[05:44:28] I
[05:44:38] Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around you
[05:44:44] Two.
[05:44:52] Hermones are eight out of 10.
[05:44:54] Yeah, what the, come on.
[05:44:56] Why is it so quiet, bro?
[05:44:58] Something's about to happen.
[05:45:07] Too way too quiet, bro.
[05:45:12] Get ready, chat.
[05:45:13] That'd be some bullshit.
[05:45:18] A vet journal.
[05:45:21] This must be it.
[05:45:22] Star, star, moon, sun.
[05:45:27] It's not a regular star. That's a...
[05:45:29] Jimin star.
[05:45:41] Wait, what? Being with Gryffindor?
[05:45:42] I can't tell which buttons which so let's just guess the mess
[05:45:50] Wait, I've got to bring the little girl to oh my god
[05:45:54] This little girls matter fuck like fucking attack me not like
[05:46:12] Let me guess, Chad. Let me actually guess. When I get there, that guy's gonna be there, right?
[05:46:18] It's not gonna be that easy. It's not gonna be that easy.
[05:46:24] I'm gonna borrow this.
[05:46:29] I bet she can read that.
[05:46:35] Take the tile to the puzzle box. How about I just guess this myself? Like...
[05:46:42] Oh my god, how far is she chat?
[05:46:49] Oh my god, she's so far, like do I have to?
[05:46:57] What was that?
[05:47:09] fucking triple digits. I'm just one of you guys, I'm just a zombie. I'm just one of you guys.
[05:47:29] The question is, where are they going?
[05:47:33] Sus.
[05:47:39] now chat over under that this guy's still waiting for me let's just guess
[05:47:50] everyone just guess no no no everyone everyone dead ass just guess just guess
[05:47:59] get the duck ready get the duck no get him ready bro dead ass get him ready
[05:48:04] That ass get him ready, bro.
[05:48:06] Do it, do it, do it.
[05:48:07] I'm going to save, too.
[05:48:08] I'm actually going to save because I know it's coming.
[05:48:10] Come on.
[05:48:11] Come on, do it.
[05:48:12] Do the thing.
[05:48:13] I'm going to do the thing.
[05:48:14] Do the thing.
[05:48:15] Oh, shit.
[05:48:16] There's a hole up here.
[05:48:17] Let's hope there's no one that...
[05:48:18] Come on, bitch.
[05:48:19] Hurry up.
[05:48:20] What are you thinking for?
[05:48:22] What are you?
[05:48:24] Hey.
[05:48:25] Why did they put you in there?
[05:48:28] Oh, my God!
[05:48:30] They put you here.
[05:48:31] Oh my god!
[05:48:33] I don't know.
[05:48:35] I've always been here.
[05:48:40] How did this go?
[05:48:41] Become an FBI agent.
[05:48:43] I don't mind.
[05:48:53] I, so, um, sorry.
[05:49:00] I'm with the police.
[05:49:02] Police?
[05:49:03] Yes.
[05:49:05] I'd like you to come with me.
[05:49:07] Oh, well.
[05:49:08] Why?
[05:49:11] Don't tell me I get trapped in here with her.
[05:49:13] I'm Grace.
[05:49:14] Don't tell me I get...
[05:49:16] What's your name?
[05:49:17] Emily?
[05:49:19] Hello, Emily.
[05:49:20] I'm going to need to use you because you know how to reach it that I can, okay?
[05:49:24] Come on, let's go.
[05:49:25] Yeah.
[05:49:27] Do you think you could read something for me?
[05:49:30] Please, I really need your help.
[05:49:35] Okay.
[05:49:38] Thank you.
[05:49:45] How did she know where the door is?
[05:49:46] I'll take you there.
[05:49:48] I'm sorry.
[05:49:57] There are steps.
[05:49:58] How about I carry you?
[05:50:00] Aww.
[05:50:04] This is so peaceful.
[05:50:06] We're in our safe spot and everything.
[05:50:08] What do you want me to read?
[05:50:10] Well...
[05:50:12] This is it.
[05:50:14] Listen, I'm going to carry you somewhere,
[05:50:16] and I'm going to need you to absolutely
[05:50:18] just ignore every sound that you hear, okay?
[05:50:22] Really?
[05:50:24] Can you read them?
[05:50:26] Push the buttons in this order.
[05:50:28] This is the first time I've ever seen you in this corner.
[05:50:30] Star, star, moon.
[05:50:32] So?
[05:50:34] Um, sure.
[05:50:36] Okay, yeah.
[05:50:38] Thanks.
[05:50:40] Uh, thank you.
[05:50:42] Aw, some actions that are impossible you're carrying.
[05:50:44] You can set her down on the sofa
[05:50:46] in the guard office while you do what you need to do.
[05:50:50] All right.
[05:50:52] We're gonna run for it, okay?
[05:50:54] We're gonna go...
[05:50:56] this coordinates Emily we're gonna go right straight straight straight left
[05:51:03] right left up right up right down okay Emily remember this
[05:51:14] right it's ignore these sounds Emily just ignore these sounds it's just my
[05:51:19] stomach I'm my period okay you might hear some things just ignore it ignore
[05:51:26] It's not real. It's just my stomach. Oh fuck. I'm so hungry. I'm so hungry
[05:51:32] Emily, I'm so hungry. Follow me
[05:51:36] Emily, I'm so hungry. Okay, Emily. Okay, Emily you're gonna
[05:51:47] Emily just ignore that that's that's my that's my stomach that's that's my stomach. Okay, just ignore it
[05:51:56] All right, Emily, do your thing.
[05:51:58] Here it is.
[05:52:03] Do you think you can read it?
[05:52:05] Now, please, hurry up before this fucking guy comes!
[05:52:08] I can try.
[05:52:09] It's like a giant puzzle box.
[05:52:11] No.
[05:52:12] No.
[05:52:13] No.
[05:52:14] No.
[05:52:15] No.
[05:52:16] No.
[05:52:17] No.
[05:52:18] No.
[05:52:19] No.
[05:52:20] No.
[05:52:21] No.
[05:52:22] No.
[05:52:23] No.
[05:52:24] No.
[05:52:25] No, just... Emily, just do the fucking box!
[05:52:32] You're gonna get us killed, man!
[05:52:36] No, no, I wanna go back in. No, let me in.
[05:52:42] No, no, let me back in. If you can lock the doors, let me back...
[05:52:46] Oh my god.
[05:52:49] Emily, I know you're blind, but you're not deaf. Unlock the door.
[05:52:54] death unlock the door Emily all right Emily all right Emily
[05:53:00] uh-oh yeah she's in here she's in here kill her kill her keep me alive she's
[05:53:06] in here
[05:53:38] I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, Emily, you're so useless, I should've
[05:53:54] kept you in that box and ran away.
[05:53:56] I'm dead ass.
[05:53:58] I mean I just should've left you forever.
[05:54:01] It's just over, instead I just, I have no boost.
[05:54:06] Have no mercy.
[05:54:08] No mercy.
[05:54:21] Come on.
[05:54:23] Come on.
[05:54:24] Oh, my God.
[05:54:36] It's all so confusing. Is Aimee from the head not worth it?
[05:54:54] Here it is.
[05:54:59] You think you can read it?
[05:55:00] Yes, I know you can read it.
[05:55:01] Okay, so all I gotta do is just sit here, right?
[05:55:06] That's all I gotta do, correct?
[05:55:17] Shoot the legs dead in the head.
[05:55:49] He's not dead.
[05:56:04] You need to actually commit suicide!
[05:56:19] Wait, you said to do that, you were right.
[05:56:24] Now I'm out of ammo though.
[05:56:26] It's over.
[05:56:38] Hey, who told me to do that, you were right.
[05:56:49] Wait! Who told me to do that?
[05:56:54] You're a fucking war on both!
[05:56:58] Nothing is helping me!
[05:57:12] Wait, wait, wait, wait! There's loot on the body?
[05:57:19] I don't want to play anymore, don't you're useless.
[05:57:29] Okay, is he dead?
[05:57:34] Okay, is he dead?
[05:57:41] okay is he dead
[05:57:57] there we go hold on
[05:58:11] All right.
[05:58:19] So now where's the loot?
[05:58:21] Wait, he's...
[05:58:31] So now what?
[05:58:36] Oh, whoa!
[05:58:37] Who was gonna tell me that?
[05:58:39] Who was gonna tell me that?
[05:58:41] If this chap told me things, then I'd be good.
[05:59:05] There we go.
[05:59:06] Wait, I'm gonna keep going in.
[05:59:08] Let's go, Chad!
[05:59:16] Wait, I'm going?
[05:59:22] Wait, what am I, now what am I supposed to do?
[05:59:24] Now what am I supposed to do?
[05:59:36] I
[06:00:06] I don't even care no more.
[06:00:27] Did I get what I needed or did Emily have it?
[06:00:30] God fucking dammit.
[06:00:31] Oh my fucking god.
[06:00:33] Like oh my fucking god.
[06:00:35] And she stole the fucking cube nice. She stole the fucking cube. She stole the fucking cube
[06:00:42] Yeah, that's so the fucking cube. Oh my god, Emily. Not even kidding never pick shit up
[06:00:46] I told you to do something not pick something up. You fucking dumbass a good tunnel, okay?
[06:00:51] Listen
[06:00:53] What was said done am I the game check you going or save it? What do you think?
[06:01:05] I'm 30% God put it on God. I'm only 30%
[06:01:20] I can't just leave
[06:01:27] I'm gonna miss my fucking flight
[06:01:29] Did she just whisper?
[06:01:34] Man, I'm in a tunnel.
[06:01:46] Holy... oh my god.
[06:01:59] Why are you here?
[06:02:06] Is it for me?
[06:02:10] Or for us?
[06:02:21] We can talk.
[06:02:28] Right.
[06:02:32] I can't, I mean, this is going to be fire, Gabe, we're in a...
[06:02:36] like, big muscular, veiny man, fucks up, Marlon.
[06:02:40] It's not in the treatment, I hope.
[06:02:44] You're an investigator, right?
[06:02:49] Well, investigate.
[06:02:51] Oh, don't touch me, bro, this is talk.
[06:02:53] Any woman now?
[06:02:54] Come on.
[06:02:55] This is where I conduct my research.
[06:03:17] Is he dead?
[06:03:21] What's going on here?
[06:03:22] The answers to your disease are here.
[06:03:25] If he licks my ear, I'm gonna get a boner.
[06:03:31] Yeah, you know I do have a question.
[06:03:36] When's the last time you brush your teeth?
[06:03:39] Kekwa. This guy's good.
[06:03:41] This guy's good.
[06:03:46] Wait, what are you doing, bro?
[06:03:54] What is this, like, scanner that you got?
[06:03:57] You... are ignorant... for...
[06:04:07] Wait, what?
[06:04:09] Here's the dude.
[06:04:11] Whoa!
[06:04:13] Do you believe in human evolution?
[06:04:18] I have devoted my life to studying it, while you have devoted your life.
[06:04:26] To failure.
[06:04:29] Why would you have to scare me, bro?
[06:04:33] Wait a minute!
[06:04:35] I'll play.
[06:04:41] Top of all this, dude, just shoot all my, my gadgets.
[06:04:45] You are fucking...
[06:04:46] You're a bad man.
[06:04:47] You just missed every shot?
[06:04:49] You just missed every...
[06:04:50] Hey, you're a cheeseburger.
[06:04:51] Yeah, you're a cheeseburger.
[06:04:52] Now you're gonna...
[06:04:53] Leon, I've been trying to reach you.
[06:04:55] Sorry, I was a little tied up.
[06:04:57] Did you go to the house for her?
[06:04:58] The floor plan?
[06:04:59] Yeah, sending it now.
[06:05:02] He's played these games before.
[06:05:05] I'm gonna talk with Victor.
[06:05:08] Wait, is he been infected this whole time?
[06:05:10] He's got you crazy.
[06:05:12] Gonna make my way to his office.
[06:05:15] All right, let's do this shit.
[06:05:18] Let's fucking do this shit, bro.
[06:05:20] I HG caught away.
[06:05:22] FBI?
[06:05:24] Playing Leon is so much more fun than playing the girl.
[06:05:27] I'm not even kidding.
[06:05:28] I swear to God.
[06:05:30] Why?
[06:05:31] I don't know.
[06:05:33] I'm not even trying to be weird, bro. She's just like I don't get it. Everything she does she just fucking fail
[06:05:53] And he's not holding every second
[06:05:59] How nicer this is, bro
[06:06:01] so relaxing you what he owns I get a boner
[06:06:31] Oh my fucking god
[06:06:42] Hold on now
[06:06:44] You fucking die
[06:06:57] You don't know
[06:07:31] No, no, no, no, no, no, my man!
[06:07:45] Oh, my God!
[06:07:52] Still, you tell me what you do there!
[06:07:55] What the fuck? No!
[06:07:58] What did I do wrong there?
[06:08:00] What did I do wrong?
[06:08:02] What did I actually do wrong?
[06:08:04] It's because I missed too much or what?
[06:08:28] Hey, hello?
[06:08:30] Hello?
[06:08:51] What am I doing wrong? Did somebody explain?
[06:10:24] What the fuck is that?
[06:10:29] Happy crossing!
[06:10:36] Bottom!
[06:10:38] There's no ladder!
[06:10:42] Bottom!
[06:10:54] I
[06:11:24] Sorry, but I'm not on the menu. I just popped this fucking PPL, bro
[06:11:30] Easy easy
[06:11:35] Was that a war what he said
[06:11:42] Sorry, but I'm not on the menu that sound cool or no low key that sounded cool. Let's fuck
[06:11:54] Lowkey chat? Sorry, but I'm not on the menu.
[06:12:00] You're chat. Sorry, but I'm not on the menu.
[06:12:11] Sorry, but I'm not on the menu.
[06:12:15] 604080.
[06:12:17] Sorry, Chad, but today's menu is currently not serving me.
[06:12:27] What's on the menu today?
[06:12:33] Um, a lot of stuff, but me?
[06:12:37] I'm not on it.
[06:12:39] Hey, low key hits harder every time I say it, right, Chad?
[06:12:42] Like, I don't know, like, low-key.
[06:12:49] What's on the menu today?
[06:12:51] Let's check, shall we?
[06:12:53] Um...tide of...not me.
[06:13:02] Come on, is my mic on?
[06:13:03] We gotta check out the what's on the menu tonight.
[06:13:06] Ha-ha.
[06:13:08] It's not me. Say that much.
[06:13:12] Is this hitting for you guys as much as it's hitting for me? I'm just curious.
[06:13:15] Wait, I'm in the same spot that the girls meet. Oh, I'm in this! Oh my god, wait, do I have to go?
[06:14:42] It's every time we touch, I get, it's feeding.
[06:14:52] Up or down, Jack, up or down?
[06:14:58] Up or down?
[06:15:00] Sorry to cut this act short.
[06:15:08] Wait
[06:15:12] You got me being a smart ass, huh?
[06:15:23] Oh a cat
[06:15:25] I love Leon. I'm not gonna lie. I always just cut scene where he's naked.
[06:15:41] What a fucking shit.
[06:15:45] He's such a fun character to play.
[06:16:55] It's learning chat!
[06:17:07] Look chat's a face. I got you guys, bro. See?
[06:17:10] Look!
[06:17:15] Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock,
[06:17:24] Ack. Tick. Ack. Tick. Ack. Tick. Ack. Tick. Ack. Tick. Ack. Tick. Tick. Tick. Tick.
[06:17:40] Little secret elevator? Not a much out. Naps, naps, naps, naps, naps, naps, naps, naps.
[06:17:47] How do I fix my axe, chat? How can I fix it?
[06:17:54] I
[06:18:03] mean
[06:19:24] Wait a minute, am I learning?
[06:19:31] Well, that's my cardio for the week.
[06:19:35] Well, that's my cardio for the week.
[06:19:44] Well, that's my cardio for the week.
[06:19:48] Wait a minute, Loki.
[06:19:50] Well, that's my cardio for the week
[06:19:56] Wait, you're by wondering chat. What's on the menu any guesses it's not me. Say that much
[06:20:13] Let's go to floor six seven
[06:20:15] Oh, we're here.
[06:20:19] Pretty sure I found Victor's private office.
[06:20:22] Nice work. Lock it up.
[06:20:24] Yes, ma'am.
[06:20:29] Wait, what?
[06:20:34] Bingo. I have the IP address. Just give me a minute.
[06:20:39] Let me guess, is she explode out of nowhere?
[06:20:41] I'm in.
[06:20:43] Did she just explode out of nowhere?
[06:20:45] They were the five gifted McKayla.
[06:20:47] Shout out to the ladies in the chat.
[06:20:49] Thank you for the five gifted.
[06:20:50] Any ladies in the chat?
[06:20:51] Jump on me.
[06:20:54] Thank you so much.
[06:20:55] She... you're killing me.
[06:21:00] Um, can't wait.
[06:21:02] I found some information about our illness.
[06:21:05] Our symptoms confirm a T-virus infection.
[06:21:13] Oh, fuck.
[06:21:15] Oh, fuck.
[06:21:17] Oh, fuck.
[06:21:19] Well, hey.
[06:21:21] At least we're in together, right?
[06:21:27] Very good.
[06:21:31] Number five, give to Livvy.
[06:21:33] Holy ladies, take him to the ladies, ladies.
[06:21:35] Help us.
[06:21:37] Let me find out if the women are fucking foolish than the guys in the chat.
[06:21:39] It's not all the ladies.
[06:21:41] What's she gonna do with this?
[06:21:46] No, don't put me back to Grace. Please, God.
[06:21:48] God, don't put me back to Grace, bro.
[06:21:50] Deadass, don't... oh my God.
[06:21:53] Please, God, bro.
[06:22:11] Hang on, Andy. I'm coming.
[06:22:13] Oh, hey, hey.
[06:22:32] Why is this under the hospital?
[06:22:34] Look, you're getting kind of sleepy, Chad.
[06:22:36] Should I do it so I keep quiet?
[06:22:41] I don't know, it's my talk, that's a mess, I don't know.
[06:23:11] low key i think it's smarter so than i could play it like real for real
[06:23:23] i still have to get some flights for tomorrow
[06:23:30] low key, not smart i guess
[06:23:32] pretty fine so far, not a batch out, not a batch out at all
[06:23:37] that was pretty dirty low key
[06:23:41] I think it's low-key smart low-key chatter makes the most sense
[06:23:48] It's a good part one
[06:23:50] Good part one, bro
[06:23:52] Not a batch out not a batch out at all
[06:23:54] Not a bad fucking chat at all
[06:23:57] Um, all right, but we'll continue that maybe on Saturday low key on Saturday
[06:24:04] Yeah, tomorrow we're going to Vegas I believe I got about my flights so
[06:24:09] Should be pretty fun
[06:24:11] I'm a little excited and I guess I'll see you tomorrow.
[06:24:18] Thank you guys, join the twitter.com.xmismar.com.
[06:24:21] Oh excuse you fucking chat.
[06:24:25] It's Brian, join the twitter.com.xmismar.com.
[06:24:27] And then also send us up to the POB, we're open it soon.
[06:24:30] And yeah, I'll see you tomorrow.
[06:24:35] We'll see you guys tomorrow. W.