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What is the emote of the day bro? Yo stumble fat Tardo fuck your stupid name
Nobody is thanking you for gifted subs for on this chat.
Nobody, that bullshit ass fucking name, bro.
I don't care, I don't care, I don't care, I don't care.
Yo, Cole was good, Ashton was good.
Yo, what is this fucking emote in my chat
of this fat fucking dude?
Now, emote of the day is zesty.
I like that, I like that emote.
That's me with my feet up, that's kinda freaky.
I like it, I kinda like it.
One more, thank you, Eric was good, Cole was good.
Pause the music.
Good morning, everyone.
P.O. Box, when Roberto, yo, stop gifting me five subs
if your name has my name in it, okay?
First and foremost, am I live late?
18 minutes, be honest, be honest, be honest, be honest.
I'll take the blame, I'll take the blame.
Stay born auto, I'd like to explore your body with my tongue.
Yo, this is what I mean, this is actually what I mean by,
like, why do you have notes on for my stream?
And that is your first time chat message.
No, but I'm uncomfortable and you made everyone else uncomfortable stumble fat Tardo. Fuck your name, bro
Stop gifting me subs. I actually don't care. I actually don't care, bro
I really don't I actually don't care, bro. I know it's hard to believe, but I don't care
You guys aren't gonna get me fucking this mad as soon as I start my stream. Sorry. I'm late y'all. I was at the gym
And not only was it at the gym. I was watching the faithful sheriff on twitch. Yes
It's the burnt peanut variant, bro. I have to get my hours in
You know what I'm saying, I was watching some stuff.
What did I hit bro?
I hit my arms, I hit my legs, I did a full body workout bro.
And not to mention tonight is part two, me and Jason playing soccer off-screen.
Yes.
We'll be practicing with our coach.
As you saw last time, apparently I got 9 million views on NMSCom of literally us playing
soccer.
I don't really understand.
I'm taking it fucking serious.
That's not cap.
I swear to God, I've been losing weight.
Okay though, I got good news and bad news, what do you want to hear first?
Go ahead, what do you want to hear first?
What do you want to hear first?
The bad news, guys, who watched last stream, be honest, drop a me if you did.
Drop a me if you watched last stream, did you watch it or not, that's what I'm asking.
I lost a bro versus bro, against Ludwig, now be honest with me, did anyone know?
what my punishment was if I lost does anyone know my punishment is a charity
stream I know oh I know oh I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I
know I know I know so not today which is good news but next week in better news
I will be doing a charity stream
Okay, and I'm trying to set it up. So it's also a combined stream with cutie Cinderella
Okay, I'm gonna do it with his girlfriend because I got to throw something in his face
You know what I'm saying? I got to make him mad somehow. So if I'm gonna raise money, I'm gonna do with your girlfriend
Fuck you. That's number one. So we're gonna try to figure out a stream
Together so next week. Maybe I was talking to her. I'll make sure to put that in but today guys
I'll be doing exactly what my mom told me not to do.
I will be piercing my nipples. No, wait, no, wrong thing.
I will be buying a fucking bike today!
Yes, yes, yes. My mom said, Ron, you can't get a bike.
Ron, you're not allowed to get a bike.
So what are we doing today? We're getting a fucking bike. Yes
Yes
Have your son in the chat
Yes, oh wait, oh son. Oh, son. Wait, oh son
Hey, oh son
Oh son
wait
Wait MC Bend wait what is my mom? Yeah out of all the strings to be here off notice
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
I'm not actually buying a bike. No, I'm not actually buying a bike. I'm not I'm not doing it
No bikes will be bought now scooters on the other hand
Who knows we'll have to see tonight. We'll have to see today, but today should be pretty
good stream. I'm here for the chat. We'll be doing some stream today. Yes. I wasn't live
yesterday guys because I was too busy. Why is my mommy texting me? I'm working by the
way. Don't be stupid. You're the greatest son ever. Go buy that bike. Okay. Wine whatever
Whatever mom I'll do it listen
Listen guys, here's the schedule. Here's the schedule. Here's the schedule today
We'll be buying a bicycle. Yes. W in the tech. It's about 90 degrees out in LA
It's fucking terrible. That's number one number two tomorrow
OSCS day, okay me and OSCS will be doing a stream together. I think it was a whole day
I know I think minimum. We're doing like a fashion show. I don't want to be mistaken
That's number two number three Saturday
Saturday, I'm pretty sure I'm supposed to do something with rug. I will know by tomorrow if it's locked in a hundred percent
so
possibly possibly something with rug Sunday we have a
CS tournament
Jinxie is hosting a CS tournament that I will be part-taking in, okay?
It's finally time. Yes, it is finally fucking time. We'll be doing a CS tournament.
Five gifted from P.O.Bok. Yo, did he just wait to give me- Yo, I'm starting to give my schedule and you type P.O.Bok's wet. Yo, shut up!
Okay, listen. Are you opening your ears? Is everyone's ears open? Yes or no? Open your ears.
Here's the schedule. Tomorrow OSCS day, Saturday, perhaps a Rug Street, maybe. Sunday, Jinxie CS tournament.
Will I get first round? Yes or no? Probably not. I'm actually good at CS. On God I'm good at CS. On God I'm good at CS.
I'm not worried about that. I'm actually not worried about that. Okay. On Monday, we have a Valorant tournament.
Wow, shout out Jason. Not just because it's Asian for Valorant, but it's also his tournament. We're doing a Valorant tournament.
The 17th I will be flying to Dallas where I will be doing a stream on the 18th
Where it's just me and clicks and I believe maybe faxity no more people just us
It's gonna be good vibes great vibes. So I'll be going to Dallas. Yes. Yes
W's W's and then the 19th. I'll be doing the whole day with clicks playing fortnight
I know the first day that we're together. We're not gonna be playing for tonight that much
We're gonna do like a lot of IRL stuff. So then we'll do fortnight
Um on the 21st, I will be going to a fanatics thing Tom Brady's flag football. Yes, I'll be IRL streaming it
So hopefully I'll be able to meet Tom Brady and if I do I'm gonna ask him for a billion dollars
I don't care. I don't care what anyone says. I will be asking for a billion dollars. I don't fucking care simple as that
Yo, Tom, can I get a billion? Thanks
Michael Rubin will be there. Okay, and if he's there, he's there bro. Everyone's smile simple as that
Um on the 22nd on the 22nd
Does everyone free this is everyone free the 22nd? Yes or no? Are you guys free the 22nd?
Are you guys free the 22nd? Yes or no?
Um on the no, so do I have to move my schedule then for you guys like what the fuck?
Meh, alo. What the fuck do you mean? Meh?
When are you doing the matter daddy? Yo shut up. I got a date. Yo, John's I'm not kidding
You are a shit mod all you dead ass do is just type like sob emotes or this joy whatever it is
But you dead ass don't do anything, bro. You dead ass don't fucking do anything. You actually don't do anything
Yo, yo yo, yo torso you actually have just a type or two. You want a type or two you do nothing
Oh my god, bro on the 22nd stable. We're no no ex Joe Barlow see
Yes
Yes, Staborn Auto X, Joe Bartolozzi, I believe it'll be online, of course, unless I take
a trip to New Jersey, I don't really know.
And then I'm pretty sure on the 24th, MC Ben comes in, my mommy comes in, so I might do
a stream with my mom, who knows, if not I might take the day off, okay?
So don't be mad at me, okay?
Fair, it's fair.
But tomorrow, tomorrow chat.
We do have, we do have OSCS day,
but we also have something important.
Tomorrow is the official drop day of Ultra,
the pink jacket.
Drop on me if you'll be buying and drop on me
if I'm a piece of shit.
Ron has crabs with the five gifted.
Fuck you.
What is your problem, bro?
Get rid of that fucking name.
I don't have fucking crabs, bro.
Stop with this fucking.
What the fuck was that day?
I don't hear that.
Oh yes, guys.
I had to move the sinister stream
I just wanted to not be here to do a CS tournament. So sorry about that. We'll move it. We'll figure it out
Yes, the pink jacket will be dropping
You don't have to buy it if you don't want it's probably gonna fucking sell out regardless
This is a very much a weighted piece that everyone really wanted. It's super fire shout out to plaque boy max for modeling in it
And stable or not. Oh, I know that guy. He's pretty cool. What do you guys think about stable or not? Oh
planning streams, but hasn't finished resident evil nine
Raffle yo yo dude yo Lacey yo Lacey Lacey
I actually challenge you to beat out and ring do it bro do it where you don't
And stream to beat out and ring and I guarantee you couldn't do what I do
Playing video games, please you literally couldn't do it bro. You act you actually
Couldn't do it. He couldn't do it. So I don't know why you're ruffling. I'm finally doing playing streams and I love life
Um, should I give away a couple hoodies tomorrow? Yes or no?
Should I or should I not? It's up to you guys. It's up to you guys
Yes, yes, yes, okay, so here's the deal right tomorrow when I go live I will give away a couple
I'll do it give away to the mods. Fuck my mods retweet or no
Holy shit fuck my mods
Ron's red thumb they all saying I need one you are the last person to be getting a fucking honey for free bro
You are the last person you are the last person bro. Yo stop gifting me one sub asking what PO boxes
Okay, fine PO box since you guys are wondering shout out to that guy who has that name
The PO box will be open on Friday the 20th
Friday the 20th, we'll be opening up the PO Box.
I don't know why I see OMEI Fives.
It's been five seconds since I said that,
and you already are OMEI Fiving.
What did you guys send to me?
Did you guys send me good stuff, or should I be worried?
Friday the 20th, we be opening PO Box.
Is this guy about to kill himself?
I love life, up to you guys.
Okay, fine, PO Box guys, wondering if it's open up front.
Did you send good stuff or all?
Is this guy, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Is this guy retyping every single thing I'm saying?
Wait, I just, yo, this is what I mean when I say
there's skits out fucking chatters in my chat.
Yo, look at him, he's unmoving the light!
Yo, he's putting fucking subtitles!
You're just using him for content.
He's, yo, no, no, no, no, no, no,
this guy's actually delusional.
Anyways, anyways, we will be dropping this hoodie tomorrow.
Will you guys be buying?
Yes or no?
You could be honest.
You could be honest.
It's gonna do really good.
It's gonna sell out.
Yo, for the first time ever, for the first time ever,
should I open my Shopify on stream
so you guys can hear the dings?
Or no?
Could that be fire or no?
I don't know.
It could be kind of fire.
It could be kind of fire.
We will be dropping this.
Yeah, it should be really cool.
I'm super excited to drop this.
So you just wanna flex on us.
Yo, bitch, first of all, it's not flexing, because whatever is my money is our money.
Facts are, no.
Whatever is my money, chat is your money.
Whatever is my money is your money, bro.
Simple as that, bro.
Yes, no, simple as that, bro.
Our is, yes.
When is the car been dropping?
Soon, soon, soon.
It's honestly a funny carpet.
It was supposed to be a different car, and then something happened, which you guys will
see in the video, and it's fucking interesting.
But I will be honest with you guys, I may have bought a car.
I'm not going to say what it is.
I don't want to leak it. Nobody knows. Nobody fucking knows what I bought.
Nobody knows, bro. Nobody knows. Nobody knows, bro. Nobody knows.
Nobody. Not a single person, bro. Um, wait, what is this tweet?
Stabler and Otto shared photos of his brand new 2025 Hyundai Elantra.
Yes, guys. Um, I bought a brand new Hyundai Elantra. Yes.
I wanted to say bro that honestly, I don't know where I'd be without you guys. This is a big one for me
You know, obviously you guys know I had a
Yo, why don't they really five gifted as you guys know I did have a GT3 RS?
Unfortunately, I
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Bro, please stop bro. Thank you for the eight months
Thank you for the eight months
Stop avoiding this you we want you to make music, bro. I'm gonna be honest with you
I don't think there's a single soul in my
What the fuck I'm getting a phone call
Wait am I getting
No, I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. Stop something weird. Yo, I'm gonna be honest with you
I'm never making music again. Nobody in this chat wants me to make music, bro
That's a fact facts or no nobody in here wants me to make music last time I made music
Everyone here just put crit wait you guys are putting thank God
Rod by me a Yama Max 560 it's a scooter fuck you
Okay, this is just boredom
This is just boredom this is actual just boredom bro. This is actual just boredom
I'm not even kidding. This is like this is the most bored you could ever do with your life. I'm dead fucking serious man
Important news what?
Why is this beat like
What else did I miss, what else did I miss?
Twitch are testing a gift and all feature!
Hold on.
For users to buy a subscription for every eligible viewer.
Wait, do you guys see the button?
Like all jokes aside, is there actually a button?
There's no way.
There is actually no way.
Wait, so if I go to someone's Twitch,
let's just say I go to Jinxies
And I clicked gift the sub
There's none here wait I got wait it's fake it's not out yet, okay be honest when this is out
Will you guys be using this on me yes or no?
Will you guys be using this on me?
No
No, fuck. No, no, you can use it on us. I'm gonna be so dead honest
I don't even know if I want you guys to do this. No, no reverse psychology
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Okay, yeah, bro, I'm not even kidding. There's yeah, there's something wrong. There's something
wrong with with lace. Why is there a burnt peanut on the bottom left, bro? What is this?
Wait, Chesh, should I put a burnt peanut thing on my? I put it on my, I put it on my stream,
bro. Here, I got you guys. Maybe this will get low key. Maybe this will help me low key.
Hold on one second.
Let's just do that.
Yup.
There's that.
And oh, wrong thing.
One second.
There we go.
Nice, ladies, nice.
Ron did it before Kai.
I know who the clip is.
Later.
Oh, you need the money.
Gonna survive every night.
Every day.
Drop the baby off and hold me for my night.
3-7-1-2 man, I'm the first to do it facts or no w clip in the fucking chat. Have you seen this run, but it's time for my first
Terminal unboxing
Update I've released it's 1 a.m. For me valve. I'm here
GLOFS! GLOFS! GLOFS!
Talk to me, Bobby. Talk to me.
GLOFS! GLOFS! GLOFS!
Off to the table! You piece of shit!
Ewww. This is the new case?
Buss, I'll sleep. If you do that again, I'm gonna crush out.
I'm gonna happily decline and you're gonna give me something better.
They updated this as well. I put it at unlimited, right?
Because I want the golds.
Give us the gold. Give us the gold, Bobby. Give us the gold.
Yeah, something's up- OH MY GOD!
8 bucks, 8 bucks, 8 bucks, 8 bucks, 8 bucks, 8 bucks, 8 bucks
This is a multi-fucking millionaire excited over 8 fucking dollars
I just want you to know that right now
8 bucks, don't even check the flow, just buy it, because the price adapts
8 bucks, 12 bucks, 8 bucks, 12 bucks, I can trade those up, don't go in
I don't know if you're joking, what the-
It's still fucking-
Wait, he paid 8 dollars for it? Wait, how much did they go for?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, they completely fucking changed
Wait, so you're telling me I just wasted $2,000 last stream for them to check.
CS has a new case.
Wait, what?
These are kind of ugly.
Am I tripping?
Is that?
I
Very interesting
Very interesting bow down bro shut the fuck up to our cell very interesting that Cs is doing new cases bro
Remembering there's gonna be a day Ron Sparks to open packs of Pepsi again, bro.
Unfortunately, I don't know if that'll ever happen, bro. I don't know if that'll ever happen.
Trent Alexander Arnold brother Choi gives Stable, Ronaldo, and Jason Neuwin advice on their first
football procession after practicing the Simon Charity match.
I consider this first time, yeah. Let me get it. Let me get the clip.
Low-key. I consider this first time. This is impressive. I'm not even joking. No glaze.
No glaze, no good taste sauce, no glaze, this is impressive, hand on the back of his opponent.
Bro, I'm dead ass, I'm dead ass serious chef, there's going to be a day where I become an athlete
and none of you guys are going to know what to do bro.
I'm dead ass, there's dead ass going to be a day, there's dead ass going to-
It's like bro, oh nice, okay, nice.
Yeah, I'm not even kidding. They need to actually get rid of AI. I swear to God throw back to when stable or noto 360 pilot mid tournament
If I played professionally in what game you think I could go pro
I'm not even kidding, man. I gotta get back in my fucking prime chat. No dead ass
Miss the guys in one room. Look how young we looked low-key. This was like how long ago
Now that I think about it, bro, like we're low-key kind of young
like bro we're getting old to be honest bro let's just bulk him up and just
jack our shit and get that all right that's a little interesting that's a
little fucking that was two months ago and in the span of two months look what
happened bro phase ended so now what so now what bro so now what everything can
change in the matter of quick time bro Ron's gonna go live later yay
meeting people think I'm like special needs
so cringe oh my god it was supposed to be a 750s yes this is Jason shout out
Jason
wrong literally got put in a TikTok ad 38k likes
W tick-tock Adam, buddy, put in wait. Do people actually make that much money off tick-tock ads?
Wait Mario, should we be selling tick-tock products?
No, but he's good for you
Sol the worst drew edit on tick-tock whoever makes edits a dream you need to vanish immediately what the fuck is this emote, bro?
Get this shit off my fucking face.
Redify went live the same day he was released from jail after getting pulled over for allegedly reckless driving and having his car impounded.
Two tickets issued, license revoked, court date scheduled, car impounded for 30 days.
Wait, Redify went to jail?
Shit, bro.
I got my fucking bad, but hold on, hold on.
How did he go to jail for the most basic things bro? I would think red if I went to jail for like murdering someone
15 guns in his car. Maybe illegal narcotics like look at it, bro
They're not
I'm dead more getting me shit. I'm
Longing in that big
Wait, he dead ass went to jail. I carburize it. Wait a bro. Boom. He gets he gets to the car
Obviously
Should I go to jail for a stream that could hit why does redify look like a Minecraft skin character?
like
Another I think about it
I don't know space you kinda
Maybe I'm tripping bro
Maybe I'm tripping no stable one out of reviews that he's trying to look for 17 year old body guy
But we should hire like a 17 year old bodyguard to beat up children
I don't know if you know me.
Chio Renaro! I'm 17!
Should have said more. I mean, bro, we're not ever doing this, so...
I wish I was in black.
Um, okay. Can't wait for Ron to react to Keck Rito. What the fuck is a Keck Rito?
Um...
He got a dressing stylist.
Bro, all I did was put on a fucking leather jacket.
Was taking my dog out for a walk and found this.
It's like, I mean, it's like, what is the point, man?
It's like, can you guys actually give me shit that like, actually map?
Why does my game never lag? Why do I never...
Like, bro, like, this is what I mean when I click...
Like, I click go live every day, bro, and like, I'm expecting, like, something to be different.
Like, something to be different. Like, maybe like, some shit that you guys, like, want me to catch up on.
It's been a day!
Mikiko?
Mikiko?
This never used from T-BILD.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
G.U.
Is T-
Uh, react to this little pup?
Yo!
You-
Could you just let me a clavicular trailer about bone-smashing and taking peptides?
I live in a luxury condominium in downtown Miami, the penthouse.
My name is Clavicular.
I'm 20 years old.
I believe in the looks maxing.
The idea of maximizing physical attractiveness by any means necessary in the word to ascend.
Wait, he did actually take some hammer to his face?
This is a joke.
The idea of maximizing physical attractiveness by any means necessary in word to ascend.
In the morning...
What if I recreated this exact trailer, bro?
If my jaw looks a little weak, my bones smash to strengthen it.
My ratios are nearly golden now.
To stop throwing for muscle growth...
You know, bro, we will be watching.
We will be watching this, bro.
Who'd have thought I'm for health maxing?
We'll be watching, bro. Wait. Yes, we will.
Peptides, frantiaging in college and production.
I actually can't believe it was a real thing.
I didn't know he was serious about this, bro.
I didn't know he was serious about this.
Yo, you know what I saw in One Day of Not Being Live?
Apparently, the United States, California, is gonna fucking...
What the fuck is this?
Apparently, that there's gonna be bombs here.
I personally find it a little weird how all of a sudden, you know,
There's something gonna go on in California and Kanye West is back in the stadium. I think there's a set up
Something's going on. I believe there's propaganda being thrown around my face drone hunting segment
Wait, what would happen actually if a missile hit California? Would that ever happen or no? Like I'm a little slow. Would that ever happen?
Would that ever even happen?
No
Well, if it did, would you think they'd come for Studio City or no?
No
Yes, wait, do I have geniuses in my yo
Not possible
So then maybe we have to open up our third eye
Ask us on
Yes, it's going straight for your room. Okay, first of all first time chatter, you're fucking weirdo
I don't know what what is the point of there's literally no point, okay?
Bro get this fucking Bevo bullshit off. Yo get this fucking bullshit. Yo yo yo it's everywhere
I fucking go bro. It's like actually everywhere. I go by the way chap. This is a real photo. This is dead as a real photo
Shout out to the guy who caught this photo
In person when you saw me
You know I'm saying I had extra tiny pants on that day. So yeah a little bit weird. I know
Um, what, what, guys, what year do you think had the worst music, 2022, 2023, or 2024?
I haven't think about it recently.
Get this photo off my fucking screen.
2023.
Well, I'm glad you fucking said that.
Shall we chat?
Introducing the worst rap songs of 20.
This is 20 minutes.
Hold on.
No, hold on.
Okay.
Pick a date chat 2024, 2022 or 2023.
Which ones would you like?
Which one would you like 2022, 2023 or 2024 2023?
So you want to go to the year where I fucking fell off.
That's what you want.
You want to be weird.
You want to be weird.
Is that what you guys want to do?
That's what you guys want to do?
Okay.
This is the worst, top 100 worst rap songs of 2023.
Out of the top of your head,
what do you think's on this list?
What songs do you think are on this list?
I'm trying to think, low key.
I don't even know.
You, I wasn't a song you fucking moron.
Yo, yo, yo, I'm so confused on why you guys like,
my bro, Lacey shows off his recent outfit on Instagram.
I mean bro this is sad this is like this is actually sad you look like a fucking like
low key it looks like a pedophile bro alright top worst songs of 2023 then we're gonna
IRL shortly after this, okay
This is the Dworkin song that you guys yeah
Forming your friends yo, just cuz Lacey looks chop doesn't mean I can't calm fat
Come on!
What the fuck is Wilto?
You're my dog, and I'm stuck with stuff like this
I'm not even kidding, I'm not even kidding, who the fuck is Little Mosquito Disease?
No way, this is a real song!
Oh, if it's real
She a baddie, she show her panties
She shakin' like jelly
This song's not even that bad, lowkey
The only weird thing about this song is that there's like a 15 year old apparently shaking ass
I'm in business, shenanin' it
But I'm so shakin' ass in the belly
When my bitch got a daddy
Feel like I'm already
Hello there, I'm in business, you're fine
Still, I'm not in no-
Yo, yo, yo, I'm not even kidding, 2023?
I'm about to just skip you, bro, like I'm about to-
Wait, I need a different- I- I-
What you're- what- what's the next year?
I check out like what is
2024 I gotta go to something I gotta go something newer bro shut up not listening to fucking who the fuck is Dax?
Why do you all know who Dax is?
Thank you to sing this song is actually garbage not even
This why I don't want to be that guy I get us don't want to be that guy
Yeah, I'm dead ass serious if you listen to young gravy and your free time. There's actually something wrong with you
I'm you know, I'm not even kidding. I'm not even trying to be funny either
There is actually something wrong with you if you choose to turn on young gravy
You don't even know who's this guy though!
Yo, yo, what happened to NLE Choppa?
I'm dead ass serious. I'm actually serious.
He went talking about killing people to fucking...
Letting up a make-up
It's you who's fucking stuck now
Camila Casallo had one good song with Playboy 40
Who the fuck are you?
You a bitch, your new name are Lana
I need to be like it's dip
Wait, I keep the gun on my hip
Fuck yeah
Stuck up in my way
They took my lil' man so I'm gonna stand the blitz for days
Playin' for me, you do that shit
You get a raise
I don't get away from me
I think you're right
You can't put fucking pressure on this pjs
Yo, smiley
Is it actually me?
Nah
I like it
Made way for what
She murdered that, that still makes music
And nigga, yeah
And she love it when they niggas dig up in her ribs
I used to hustle, yeah, I used to get you by the creep
Now I'm legit to win 20
About 20 years
Like parasite fuck up and stop it
I see jumping out this fire
Action if you can't play
I caught a hot bar of every food
I'm better than standing water
Hacks put cops on my boots
Do true French Montana married this one girl who's like a billionaire?
Times off, made me pay
Change plan, change park freeze
They got all crazy, gotta take it easy
Hey man
The world's always coming to an end, yeah, don't let it scare you out of the living
This world, this world makes music more like, employ people
Hit the lottery to get it
I like to money, you like to money
Everybody like money
Man, man, man
I like to money, you like to money
No fucking day!
I like to money, money
Why the Christmas this is?
You got a thing on my wishlist
Is this an ad?
Oh
Bitch
Wait, wait, I didn't even realize what he said in carnival did he just refer to himself as Bill Cosby?
She's gonna take it up to yo like a yo, I'm not even kidding carnival is actually like is this top 100
Now that I think about it, bro, where do you guys think Turkish Kwan Daal Dingle is?
What if we do a what if we do a re-episode with all the guys here and we catch up on them, bro?
Maybe maybe something's going on in their life, man. We got to catch up with them
Yo, I'm not even kidding. The falloff by J Cole was it a good album? I didn't get to listen to it, but all I know is that J Cole just doesn't really hit the beat.
It's like he's getting a little stressed if I feel a disrespect.
Yeah, I can't even lie if you run. I be turning it out of the baby freak. She gon' look at my house. She gon' look at my house.
Same thing with DaBaby, bro. What happened with artists, man? Like they low-key just quit.
She come in and start me to not use my hands when the jiggle on the back
Trying to be the man in the middle
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My mango is to blow up
None of these people give a fuck about who is a little darky
Yeah, G easy is actually fucking garbage
Name with fucking sexy red, I don't even give a fuck sexy red. I'm sure as a cool ass girl. I cannot listen to her music
I saw her remake something on Twitter Michael Jackson beat it
She renamed it to eat it and I'm not even kidding. I realized damn bro. Where's the talent?
You're tripping brother. I heard her saying just eat it
Just eat it
Wait did y'all hate who's this album I'm confused
I
Eat in rose
Will Smith deadass makes music still?
Are you deadass? Wait, does Will Smith actually still make music?
What is gonna be?
Ice cream
Ice cream
Ice cream
Paint job
Fancy cars
Luminous house
She like to go out as she wants to go
Weird ass niggas went into a dessert piece
Weird ass niggas tried to eat some Brussels sprouts
Weird ass niggas got
Telepondella, Nutella, good day
Bad ass niggas married in Thurnais, Dord!
Oh
Actual garbage action enough actual fucking garbage no troll no troll Megan the stallion actual
I'm sorry, it's actual garbage. This is just like one of the most annoying songs fucking ever
And all I think about is this like one edit of like this like guy recording his fortnight skin doing the emote
And it's like 120p. Does anyone know what I'm talking about?
Go away!
Wait, wait, wait.
She easy quit music, bro.
Please, you fucking freak.
Fucking weirdo.
I'm a doctor with a license, a street fighter like Mbison.
I just vacuum my room with a vacuum by Dyson.
And you know I got on the mask every time I do a task.
He can't be a child, make it for black child.
You know what's got you.
Let's go, let's go.
We cost my black child, what do you know with that child?
Make it for black child.
I'm just calling.
Nobody cares.
Why would he flush you out?
Who the fuck are you?
There's no action in the paper for taking ships.
What would Mario think of this?
You know like a bitch
Sometimes
Why would you waste all the money?
He's an NFL player
I'm sorry
I'm sorry top 100 worst songs in 2024 you have Kanye West three times. I don't believe it
Let me guess is the next guy just a random fucking dude
I just said, boy don't play with me, you know I'm
Boy don't play with me, you know I'm bad
Skim, skim, one ain't what's the k-
Skim, skim, skim, what's that sh- my skim?
I- I just said, I'm sick of skim
I- I just got like, paws on top
I get it, skim
Body faker is our speed
I get 20 rocks to speed
So much!
Yo, there's actually fucking no way that's a real sock!
What the actual fuck that I just hear?
What's up, what's happening? What's up, what's happening? What's up, what's happening? What's up, what's happening?
Let me see you shake some, I'll catch you on your catch
Let me see what's up, I'll get you that new player
Every day, every day, I'm swapping
Yeah, I gotta skip, I'm sorry, are we at your page?
I am Jesus
Don't tell me Jesus is a living exception
Oh, don't you be acting mean
Wait, this song is fucking good, what are they talking about?
No, there's 40 in my jeans
And oh, if you're trying to hit a look on the TDRBC's
Portion Bank, RBC, CIBC, PC Finance, oh
Got no breastplate, gimme on, got no breastplate, gimme on
Got no breastplate, gimme on
Got no breastplate, gimme on
Got no breastplate, gimme on
Got no breastplate, gimme on
Got no breastplate, gimme on
I was talking about the big three, fuck that
I
Hey, hey, hey, hey, look at the booty cheek, no, no, no, no, no.
It just damages people's fucking brains, man.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Look at the booty cheek.
I'm not trying to believe.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Joe G-easy, you, I'm not even kidding,
I wouldn't be surprised this guy becomes a pet of five
and five years from now.
I got to understand, bro, you made one good song,
a couple good songs, I give it to you,
that were fucking amazing, bro.
Holy fucking shit, quit music, please.
I'm dead, wait, he is, wait, dead ass, wait.
What are you saying? Bro, I don't know. This is just freaky music, bro
I can just imagine my fucking cousin's mom like my aunt just like fucking twerking to this music way
No, I don't imagine her twerking obviously, but like
There's no lawsuit of me saying that about someone watch this ready, I think Scorpio 2 is gonna be a pedophile one day
I party when I wanna and she can't tell me nada. No, she can't tell me nada
My lawyers will conduct improved defamation
This song is actually good. I swear to God this song is actually not another shipping
another action shipping this song when the album was the one of the good songs I swear
to God wait this is one of the songs wait this is actually
I like this song!
It's that domestic abuse
Trapping a deuce
These songs be so placed
So I'm trying to get playin'
I just need a switch
I'm gonna stay by
What the actual fuck
happened on Little Marvel, bro?
I'm not even...
I made it
Cause we been havin' fun
So I smoked the off run
I broke the heads up
When I played on my drum
Oppie Day is a classic
I would rather fuck myself
than listen to Oppie Day
You need my shoes
Bitch, I got a dream!
He's an amazing artist back in the day, but man, what am I hearing in my ear?
Question mark me, bro.
I don't know.
I'm just giving my opinion.
I think old Kid Cudi is really good.
Not even that old.
Like, bro, just like whatever he puts out recently is just not him.
I want a thun, thun a thun, and I don't love hoes
You don't love jade, you love money bag, yo
I don't sign a way, sign a bloody bag, bo
Money, mad, bo
You a fake, bitch
I don't listen to niggas, I don't go listen to Drake, bitch
Let me hear you, I'm gonna kill you
Yeah, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you
Thank you, man, thank you
I don't know how he made the list, but thank you
Look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me
Hey!
Okay, now we're getting good. This is actual garbage music
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One new thing is going to be the point where, damn, do I even like say it, chat?
This has to be like an ongoing thing, right? Like, there is, like facts or no, like,
there's going to be a time where everyone's like, all right, you know, let's
look what they posted about you.
Brother, he needs to be publicly executed by a firing squad. Okay, well,
That guy's getting time down in my chat that one is a little aggressive. That one's a little aggressive. I'll be honest with you
Let's calm down now. Okay
Let's calm down now
I'm a freshman in college majoring in graphic design. I had to make a small effort project in mine on ultra world
I'm still working on it
Dude, all you fucking did was add the text to the left and the date on the top
But you just did the exact same thing you just put a little bit of blur
Fire is fuck
This one is a good one you actually gave some shit here
Hired I mean bro like if we've got to be odd do I be mean or do I be honest bro? Let him dream big
You know what bro? You're hired. We need people on ultra the team
So we will have you come bro. We need you. We need you. Okay, so I like this
I like this a lot, bro
We'll be hiring you and I'll make sure that the stable since they're so lovely. They will pay for your fucking paycheck
Okay, so everyone in here will pay for his paycheck
Okay, we got it, bro. We literally got it. Yes, everyone here everyone here, bro. Yes, we'll be doing a donation link just for him
Okay
Guys, you're spamming the same link over and over I see three percent. I saw this already, bro
I already saw I 360 pilot bro. I don't know if you know this but in my prime, which is still right now
I was a pro fucking player
Yo, no troll that bro verse bro yesterday verse Ludwig or two days ago was actually super duper fun
Bro, who could I do a bro verse bro to next like who would be good to do something next?
I'm trying to think of who would be next man
Excuse me excuse me is bored. Oh, low key. I could do Joe Bartifossi excuse me
No, I gotta do someone who's like on my skill level, bro
Jason I'll be down to do it. I'll be down to do this Jason's kind of
Bro, I don't know what people say but people are saying that Jason is like the best gamer ever
Yo, he is dog shit guys, please. He's dog shit
Can you do this again? Oh my classic stream?
Fuck.
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
Fuck this.
Dude, y'all don't miss the blonde hair on me. Real talk.
Like, real talk. Don't kick-ride for one second. Real talk. Should I not go back to blonde?
Running from little ass dogs, yo, dumb fuck. You can't see it in the video. They're fucking like three canines, you stupid bitch.
Like why do you guys think like generally serious? Why do you guys think like I'm a liar or something like that?
Lacey actually was the most ugly person ever. I mean, he's my friend, but man red hair pink
Black Nike socks like what are you doing, bro? Like why was his hair fucking red? I forgot about this
Surprising of my hair was blue
Why would I ran? Okay? Let's turn it to Hassan for a second. Why not whoever just linked this
Why would I ran sale days across the ocean just launched a few drugs in California?
Why not Washington?
It's a false flag attack to justify the war. It's very lame
Listen, bro, I don't know anything about politics
but all I know is that if a missile comes to California my taxes will probably still go up and
Gaps will still go up regardless and America doesn't fucking do anything about it. So was that
Ron used to actually be funny sadge
What are you fucking talking about, bro?
I actually can't bro.
You don't pay taxes.
That's a very broad statement to type in the chat.
You must first begin to breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out, breathe in.
Yo why does his face like...
Like...
Oh
Read the comments
Finest ex phase member
Sakura oh no, this is where the problem with Jason is bro like he'll take these compliments
And he'll actually run with it forever, bro like oh my god
This is are y'all done damage that you can't go back on now finest ex phase member your applies bar is low
Okay Jason, okay hold on
Okay, you know, bro, maybe I gotta start there strapping is this this is this the method check
Jason yeah, you know, bro, congratulations Jason
Clicking tick tock links. There you go, bro. That was your last tick tock
That was your last tick tock link that I was gonna click. All right
We're I wrote shortly. I did see this. Yes. I already know that you got some new faces in all the simmers on this
Yes, sir. Remember we still have eight spots not really cuz I'm being dead serious
So I says I'm winning this tournament on God. We have back like we have one got a little text me late
So right now if I lose this one make your decision my fucking life
There's nobody good here.
No troll, there's nobody good here.
Spoit is not better than me at video games.
He's better than me at CS.
He's not better than me at CS.
Y'all, you guys actually discredit me so much.
It's insane.
Bro, he's not better than me.
He's not better than me.
Squishy's level 10 face it.
That's perfectly okay, bro.
I promise you, Squishy's not better than me at CS.
Bro, no, no, no.
You know what it is?
Y'all make fun of me for being quote-unquote ass and then when I have confidence y'all
say oh Ron you're fucking your dog shit what do you say?
How about you shut up and watch me fucking play that?
Why don't you watch me play?
Simple as that.
Why don't you watch me play and I'll let my gun skills speak for itself.
One pixel squishy, Richie, Kuffam, Bruce, Arke, Yugi, Jason the
Yeah, you got me going against fucking Kuffin, bro. Like, what is this?
Between Ron Dale Dingle.
Why does he call me Ron Dale Dingle every fucking time?
Yo, why do you not just call me Ron or Stable Renoto?
Ron, Ronnie, like why do you call me Ron Dale Dingle?
That's not my name!
Zoink, Sketch, Ray, Agent, Cina, Joe Bartolisione, Silky, Deji, Ginge, XQC, Aiden, and High-Buy.
You got High-Buy's playing your own tournament?
Mark my words right now, Chet.
This is about to be fucking rigged for High-Buy's.
Just get ready, bro.
Seriously.
What is this?
Wisdom teeth contain stem cells that aid in repairing the heart, brain, and bones.
Research say wisdom teeth remove was a three billion dollar a year industry
The whole thing is a line most people don't need to take them out they contain stems of their
I have my wisdom teeth apparently mine are growing in fine. Should I get them removed though?
I have okay no troll no troll
Is it okay? I don't want to sound stupid. Is it bad to have cavities? Yes or no, and I know that sounds bad
I know that sounds bad, but hear me out. Hear me out. Just listen listen listen listen listen
I have two cavities in my teeth that I haven't gotten fixed in two years, and don't be weird
It's only
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What is the best meme of 2026 so far?
I don't even know.
What is the best meme of 2026?
Faithful share.
Six sevens nine 2026 guys.
It's 2025.
Leader is tongue tongue.
You should do this for a video.
Will anyone let me drive their GT3 RS tomorrow for a YouTube view at NLA?
I guess I'm gonna let another person drive my GT3RS just for them to fucking crash it.
Carbon fiber everywhere, carbon fiber wheels.
Yeah, maybe if I had a fucking, I don't know bro.
Wait, so should we use a semi-sum or should we use a camera chat for to get a bike?
Because I don't want to fucking
They're saying the matter daddy
Nothing much
Well, we should do Samsung. They're saying we do Samsung
Because the mic when you're on the bike you're gonna have to hold me
Yeah, I'm gonna buy a bike
I'm gonna ask and do a donut. I will kill this guy. My god. My boys. He's in the ass and doing
Stop licking me that fucking video
Stop licking me that video bro
Why are you getting a bike just move already been kicked out for two months by the way?
You know what bro? I'm trying to fucking move, but we fucking can't okay, so I don't know what you want me to do
We're trapped. We're actually trapped held hostage. You want me to lie to you? We're held hostage, bro
We're fucking held hostage
Yes, that is the truth.
I need a haircut.
Should I get one?
Or no, should I just let it grow?
I don't know, yeah.
I think it looks fine.
You might just, I don't know.
Bro, I need to get bone readjustment on my face.
I actually don't, I'm not even kidding.
I've been waking up every day.
I'm just like, bro, I'm so fucking ugly.
No, I actually do, bro. No, I really do. I'm so fucking ugly. I'm actually so ugly. It's called the gym, bro. The gym hasn't been working. It's been fucking three weeks. Where are my results, bro? Like, I'm supposed to have a six pack by now.
Three weeks. Okay, how much longer did I notice the result?
Like what? I'm eating perfectly fine. I'm eating less than 2,000 calories a day. Stop fucking and know that's not cap before you dickrider say it is.
you got you got
and some lives we're back on the Sammy chat there be fucking Sammy in the chat
wait that he wait so I found out that apparently we're in the same shirts I
ate the burgers risk song with that right well they're a little dirty oh
How cold is outside?
It's hot as shit.
Okay.
Like actually hot as shit.
I located my car.
What are you talking about?
Oh, I'm not talking about my car got towed.
Wait, you too.
You too?
Yeah, my TLE got towed.
Did it actually?
Yeah, it's not here.
It's here.
Little green plants.
My girlfriend got these.
What?
Just looking at your meat, bro.
I have no meat. I don't I don't I'm being serious. I'm not ashamed to say it check
I bet as have no meat in my fucking pants
It's okay. Oh my cumsuck you want to see the updates on it?
Okay, you can kind of see so
Where's the right
saw whatever i'm wearing i'm wearing boneless socks
dude it's a thousand dollars to get it back my car
get your car back yeah and every day i wait it's 75 dollars added
but you might as well just not have it that on god i was considering that i swear to god on everything
i said that's why we're selling it right now on the facebook marketplace for like 1,500
and literally just bail it out give it to them and then you make 500 bucks
at that point it's worth it bro i really did consider just letting them keep it though
What how does your car get to they said it was parked in the same spot for over 72 hours and what'd you tell them I said, okay
Already happened it's nothing I could say
$1,000 that car is that car worth barely probably not talking with like three or four. I'm fucking finesse in a box
Actually just take your car. I know I look at Loki trying to steal it. He was there. No, it's very cheap. I got nothing
We could get outside steal it. I think it's dead. So when I go get out the jump start anyways, oh, that's awesome
What am I missing chat where'd you put my phone? Oh, you're actually falling motorcycle a Harley Davidson motorcycle
Some hater blockers
Hey, hey everybody!
Where is everybody at, man?
Everybody, where's everybody at?
Who's ready for today?
What's going on, man?
What are you wearing?
What are you wearing?
Can't see.
You look like a frat boy who became like a pedophile
Even know who this is
You look like a target employee
Your hat doesn't even fit your head. It's like too big
You know, I thought you were gonna be live by now
I'm doing some stuff right now.
What are you doing?
I'm playing this stuff, motion sickness.
We're supposed to go buy a bike.
You didn't say yes on the phone.
I literally said I'm going to let you know when I go.
I said, can I come with you?
I said yes.
That's not what I said.
I said, I'm going to let you know when I leave.
What are you doing?
Right now.
I'm running the lobby a little bit.
Can you send me the address?
Yeah.
You got over here.
What's over here?
Grilled nuggets.
Grilled nuggets.
Straight for the sandwich.
What's a grilled chicken sandwich?
Multigrain bread.
Grilled chicken nuggets.
Grilled chicken.
What are you shaking in front of these things like that?
You're not a fucking dog, man.
You're not a fucking dog!
You're not a fucking dog, bro.
Those are my nuggets, bro!
All that healthy, what's the big fucking sloppy boy?
It's actually strawberry and biscuit tea, thank you very much.
He's got an answer burger thing right now.
Strawberry and biscuit tea, Ken.
Does that explain this right here?
Are you sure?
No, I'm not sure.
Oh, wait a minute.
Are these, okay, that?
Those are not touched?
They're literally half-meat.
Are they even real?
It's like a jams and mushrooms.
Can you find out if they're real?
They're real?
Yeah, yeah.
I'm going to add a lot of that to the carpsuit.
Why are you dressed like this?
No?
Hey, what was that look?
I was just showing my fit on the IG story.
How far is the place?
Five minutes.
How hard is it to really get this fight going?
If I go in there, they just say,
you know what, they're going to bring you here
because you don't have to drive all the way.
They're going to drive you here in eight minutes.
You're going to get to dragging homes?
That's going to be a lot of work.
You don't like King L.A. sent you?
I'll give you a nice deal, I'll hook you up, I'll go with you.
Let me get you straight right.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
You know what I'm supposed to do?
You're not real about it.
You just ate a bunch of fake fries?
Yeah.
Well, it looks like basically that's just an accident, right?
Actually, it's not an accident.
It's not an accident.
It's not an accident.
It's not an accident.
Actually, not in the game, much is not in the game.
It's not in the game.
Well, I don't know how to do that.
My stance on crack?
No, that was the bar from the check.
That's what I thought, actually.
Yo, bro, you're not gonna come in?
Um, I mean, probably not gonna lie to another...
Hmm, hmm, sorry, let's play.
What are you doing right now?
I'm playing it!
Okay, so just come in here real quick, and then come back, man.
No, this was the first time I've been trying to play this stuff.
Okay.
No, let's play.
Dude, you're too crap.
I wanna finish, I'm in a groove!
No! That's the monster you brought downstairs the other day!
Check that's real?
That, you have to see if that's real!
Honestly, take the lid off and mold!
No, that's real!
That's mold!
I don't know, it's monster, not mold!
That is... that's not mold?
That's monster mold, that's mold to the... something.
That's a hit, is it over here?
What?
How do you jerk it at me?
Is it real?
Boom!
Fuck!
Socky, dooky, whoo-wee!
This is actually Stokey's bread.
What's the shirt he worn?
Oh, I'm in promo now.
They call us a roach, right?
No, that's still good.
No, that's not even. Simon Roach yet.
Whoa, whoa. Don't ruin it.
We gotta start our day right now.
I'll get up.
You smell gas today.
I quit.
I'm sorry, I quit.
I was pretty fucking full.
So sad.
I was sad about it.
We did this day.
Jason, Marlon, and John.
So he doesn't wake up till midnight.
He's not going to be alive.
He's dead in three weeks.
That's whatever.
That's not my problem.
What are you doing there?
Don't break it.
Don't break it.
What's your baby ass up there?
Shut up.
Why not?
He just said don't break it.
My god, you're a broken product.
You're about to get this wrong.
He just said don't break it.
I'm not trying to break it.
Just for the good.
Okay.
Alright, here's that.
You got it right.
That was bad.
Alright, let's get them hard.
Wait, they're not going to be driving off the lawn, are they?
You guys have to keep a leg over there, looking at them since you...
and then tell them I wasn't in your car.
Okay, nice. I'll follow you.
I'm in your car, though.
Let me go in this car and hook you up, and then when you get it, you go right in the house.
We need some backers.
You trying to gay keep it?
how much is it? it's on uh mess book. oh thank you. why me if you've reached in the name?
i thought we were there. oh and the thing that you were yourself um if you go there and experience
your great deal with is the uh i'm actually not in the same tree. no tell me. they think i'm in a phone
call. they have three phones. they really think they got the answer. but how did you guys get away
They're like, you know, pranking people.
Oh, they use the answer.
They see your brother who's called, said to him, he goes, you're a hot dog.
They see this person who's called.
Darla was saying, actually, they see Darla called.
They just tell you everything.
That's not coming up. The place's not coming up.
Is it that?
Yeah. Okay, that so when I get there I tell them the thing. They see no like, you bought
a, you bought a vest here and you say, you got to get it right. No, no. Okay. I'm going
to say like what is like, how do I, I'll stop putting your hat on like that. Like what is
like a good deal and what should I like really aim for like they they work they
negotiate like I'm like yellow you know lower this come on yeah they negotiate with me
oh my god it was a 38 38 I got it tax-free or no I got it like 40 cents
off anything it was like 38 9 9 I got it for like 38 50 pretty good deal
No, I'm not.
That's it.
How about that?
No, they don't have the machine.
Actually it looks like a lesbian, I don't know.
I look hard. I look jealous, you see.
I don't feel like this.
I'm actually like a stonist right now.
You need a simple fit?
Oh, I don't know, for one simple fit.
Okay, we've slimed green shoes.
You see, you look like big justice.
You kind of do look like big justice a little bit.
He's here.
Come on, look.
Come on, look.
What's the matter?
What can you do anymore, I don't know.
They are going to give me a shoulder with a knee kick and I'm going to bust the shoulder
about an hour and a half into the end.
We'll leave you for the rest.
Thank you.
Bye.
We're gonna have to get in.
We're gonna be full of stuff.
Thank you. Bye.
Now if I get hit, who's gonna play?
Not me.
Not me.
You're literally just sitting there doing nothing.
You know, you're on buying a bike, so we can do a biker gang bet.
We need you working.
We got to do a biker gang bet.
We got to put leather on it, we got to put chrome on our backs.
We got to do a Malibu with the bikes.
And actually go see fucking bikers.
Why could you do the American style?
You can travel around America with our bikes
and see how fun it would be then.
The bikes can't even go like, no.
This is not how they work.
So we'll have a challenge from here to Texas for our bikes.
Now Marlon, would you tell him?
No Marlon.
Marlon's data, his decoration, is a fucking selfish crit.
With nothing in it.
Trash everywhere.
Case on us here? I saw him the other day.
Case on us here?
Yeah.
I don't know why he was here.
Oh, to play soccer without a doubt.
Well, I have five minutes to make the move yet, sir.
In the meantime, let's check out what's in the house.
The game is uploaded?
I don't know.
Wait, I think it is loaded.
I don't think there's a possibility that I get drafted.
To the war?
Like, if there's a war that happens here, like, do I get drafted?
No.
Wait, why?
and draft disabled people.
Imagine me drafting.
You're not, yo.
Where's the war?
Ready to fight.
You're gonna heal her.
I actually consider disability.
Yeah.
I'd do it.
Yeah.
Because I have autism.
You don't have autism.
You do.
You have autism.
Being autistic ADHD.
No, being autistic means you have autism.
I don't have autism.
Yes, you do.
I'm saying I have autism.
You literally do.
How are you going to tell me what I have?
Because I already know.
That doesn't make any sense.
I don't have autism.
So I'm saying that.
Then how do I know you do?
You're making up lies.
How is that a lie?
You're just lying.
No.
Don't say I'm lying.
You're lying to me.
Don't say I'm lying.
Don't say I'm lying.
Don't say you have mattered, Eddie.
What the fuck has mattered, Eddie?
Thank you much.
Yo, bro.
What's up, man?
You guys, who's the best?
You're the best.
You're the best.
You're the best.
You're the best.
You're the best.
Oh, what's up man?
You wanna do something today?
Huh?
You wanna do something today?
Oh yeah, I got a little bit.
What you doing right now?
Oh, I'm learning to squeeze.
You can't look like a big justice right now.
Um, Marlon's calling me.
Marlon?
Yeah, Mar!
Yeah, Marlon!
Bro, he really has only a Celsius fridge,
not plugged in trash everywhere, as decoration.
You know case on was the other day?
No.
Who's he with?
He was with, or adept.
I think they're going to play like whatever person's name is.
All right, my name is Sophie and I'm a mouse.
AK-47.
The fuck was that?
Oh my gosh.
What the fuck?
It just started shooting.
Did you see the code?
The punch?
That is not the script.
Anytime Mark.
Lake State!
What are you doing there?
I was actually having a bad time.
Now Lake, what are you doing there Mark?
Just playing a little strange right now.
I'm not going to lie when I'm with Mike.
Come on, you will keep in mind.
I'm not going to lie when I'm with Mike.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm gonna lie to you when I'm getting my ass kicked.
No, you don't need to lie.
I'm being justice.
Mark!
Yo, Martin!
Yo, Mark!
Bro, here's a fucking Celsius fridge.
It's not even plugged in.
Trash on the ground as it's fucking decoration, bro.
You okay, son?
What?
Yeah, give us your help our adept
They're playing like soccer or something
Let's go around the house
Two minutes
No, no, it's too fucking hot here.
Wait, wait, wait, should I cancel the Uber when we take the fucking golf cart?
Probably got zero charge.
Exactly.
How do you want to show it?
I'll just tell the Uber driver, I don't know who ordered the Uber, but that's my account.
It's so fucking beautiful out.
It's a perfect time for us to die in a golf cart.
I know, just like on the mostest day of the year.
All right, how many batteries do we have?
Wait, it was never plugged in?
Well then, it's fucking...
How many do you say GG's?
What?
Wait for it.
Huh!
Fry!
Guys, my year has got impounded in one day.
Okay, stop.
Stop being fucking weird.
My shit got impounded, okay?
Stop trying to make this shit about me.
Like, I don't understand why people are weird.
I get it, I don't get it, bro.
I actually don't get it, bro.
Just put the fries in the bag.
I don't get it.
Let's wait here for our Uber, bro.
He's here in one minute.
Should we prank him?
Should we get the AK out?
Oh my god, we should.
Like, open the Uber door for us!
It's not in that shop.
I do have a pretty good stream idea for you, though.
What?
Okay, yeah, really hear me out. Go to the grocery store dress like shady and shit and just buy a bunch like murder supplies
And like a bunch of weird shit and see if anyone says anything to you
Yeah, just like a rope like shit like get stains out like a bunch of weird shit
Do it all stream
Like 10 seconds is staring
I'm getting like a boner. I don't want to, no it's not.
Where is it?
I'm gonna have to be with you.
Oh, okay.
Alright Ryan.
I'll be recording you don't worry, I'm just vlogging till my YouTube's.
I'm gonna call the brother back, mhm.
Hey, no!
Yeah, it's kind of trying to get it off the bag.
We're good.
We're good boys.
We're good.
We're good boys.
Alright guys, today's YouTube video is sponsored by Scorpio2.
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Alright chat we're going to buy a fucking bike I'm gonna be honest with you
weren't we wait so I'm gonna tell them the king of LA little lay and therefore
sure gonna give me a discount 40 dollars
is that even like okay kid why'd you spill over your phone I forgot my wallet
finding my driver's wife I got a question bro you think Spudbub ever
got his driver's license just voting license excuse me
I know.
Wait, now that I think about it, wouldn't SpongeBob be like...
a fucking fat chud?
How?
He's a sponge in the water, wouldn't he be expanded?
He gets like that sometimes.
When?
Well, I think it was absolutely to suck up the whole lake,
the whole lagoon, and I swear that I've said where he did that.
I'm ready, I'm ready!
No, you ain't!
You know that one?
Sounds really is that like a fucking vine or not?
No that's that when Sandy was like
Oh!
I need SpongeBob!
And then it's the Indian guy in a square
We're like I'm ready, I'm ready!
Okay, no it doesn't ring a bell
Dude, you know I think I have a worms in my butt
I'm not kidding
What makes you say that?
Um, I don't know I'm like
Eaching my butt every 45 seconds
You fucking, I don't need to wipe your ass better
And you have a dirty butt
No, no, I know
I know
Bro
Your SpongeBob because food expands you
Why are you pinning that?
Like, if I like a fucking 15 year old kid typing that, bro.
Like, what is the point of pinning that, you stupid fucking mod?
It's actually just aggravating.
I need a little bit of a...
I'm going right here.
Fun show.
People are doing how they drive, it looks like.
What if they need a madder daddy?
What the fuck is a madder daddy?
Actually, absolutely nothing.
I was kidding. It's like a joke.
It's a little mad at you, dude.
Dude, this person actually is a sped.
I don't know where we're going.
Where's the window?
Yeah!
You hear it?
Oh my god.
Oh no.
I'm gonna get a skunk out of this.
Oh brother.
Skunk must have had Starbucks this morning.
Oh my god.
Oh it's my favorite L.A.
Oh, I hate LA, bro.
A lot of weird spells, bro.
I'm so interested in going to the winter to pick it up.
Oh my God, man, he will of course.
Like that diversion though, just like.
Yeah, it was really smooth.
Yeah, it was really smooth.
So you're doing a little footy later?
Yep, yep, off-stream footy.
You know, I'm getting good at soccer, bro.
I'm dead ass trap.
I promise you, I'm scoring.
And if I don't, you'll have the training for it, so.
Yeah, how did you decide that, huh?
You think I'm almost ready?
Um, I wouldn't say almost ready, but I would say definitely that helps a lot.
Like, I mean, you guys are doing a lot of like fundamental shit, which is good.
Wait, so when we get the bike, should we try to cut off?
Yeah, why instantly cut that?
Because it's a short road.
Technically speaking, it's legal in California to have the white line, huh?
Like, when you go on the white line, like, in the street people?
I mean, I don't know.
I think it is.
I think it's legal in California.
Thank you for the five gifted hobos or pobs.
Thank you so much for you're the first person to ever gift me during this stream
That's much appreciated
They had to deliver to you
Well ask how long it'll take because it should be pretty quick try to place you get it same stream when you order
Dude, I think I'm getting assistant I know you see this bum
I said a white bump, you see it?
On the side of your nose?
Yeah.
How do I get rid of it?
I see it in person, but I don't think the camera sees it.
It's very small though.
But it's like it hurts.
Just don't touch it.
Giving it more bacteria.
Wait, what?
It feeds off my finger?
Well, it can get worse.
Yeah, if you like, give it bacteria.
Cause like, you don't know all the shit you touch,
and then you're putting it on to whatever that is.
Shut up!
I
Fucking pissing me off. I already pissed off and pissed on boys
Are you gonna five gift it bro who gets the five let me check it out. Let me check out his name
Pretty stable fat no no bar go far down
Oh hobs with another five gifted wait, that's actually love
You know does anyone have the new gift all button we should click a chat as a joke
I don't get what's the difference between that and my current gifts.
What do you mean?
So basically he clicks it every single person in my stream.
It's like a hundred thousand people, if it's five thousand people.
No, that's not what it is.
Whoever's not subbed, they all get a gift.
There's no way.
But my chat was telling me that it doesn't matter because it's similar to 10 gift there
for me because I only have 10 real viewers.
Oh, okay.
Oh yeah, your boss will give you a gift and you're fucked.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Come on, see your tip literally right here.
Oh, it's 200 max?
Wait, what the fuck is the point?
What's I'm saying?
It's some chubb tune.
So it should badass add a new feature called Gift Viewership.
What are you?
They're like, basically, if I'm streaming, I can ask Gene to give me some of his viewers.
And like, his viewers come to me.
Oh, that'd be good.
Like, it automatically opens up your stream?
Yeah.
Like gives viewers and I like it auto sends like 5,000 them and they can't click off my stream for like five minutes
Because you like force rage. Oh, that's good
They don't use a lot of new people for
All right, so we're about to be here about 14 more hours until we get to our location
We're doing a trip around the world
They better let us sleep with it. I'm not kidding.
First thing I'm doing is we're going to a drive-thru.
Oh, that's a good idea.
We're new.
I think we're going to be here.
Dude, it's hot as fuck out.
You're going to be fucking dehydrated when you play later.
No, bro. I'm just so athletic.
There's a weird smell, so we're trying to tunnel it out.
Oh
Another five get them from pop-up. Hey, thank you so much, bro
Wait, you're gifting so many my viewers ad-free experiences live
Over here. Yes, sir. It's a spider-man bike
Oh, I know
Thank you, sir
We have a good one.
Wait, I left my, uh, Matter Daddy in here.
Wait, what's a Matter Daddy?
Ha ha ha!
Alrighty, let's begin.
Ugh!
Alright, you two, we're here to buy a bike.
Where's the Gengar bike?
Hello there!
Hey, hey!
What a nice thing to do!
What the fuck?!
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Oh, just so you know, those people, um, so my friend came in here, his name's Little
Leigh, he said he's the king of LA that you guys could sell me a bike for a good price.
It works.
Okay, um, what did he have?
Is it just only the same bikes?
Everything is the same?
Um, he wanted to talk to me about something for you.
Okay, okay.
Two brows?
Basically, there's two different sizes.
So, your friend got the ones along the way there.
There's a smaller frame.
your friends got the ones along the way there there's a smaller frame
those are like 65 miles an hour
okay so that's not bad that's a good that's a good and then these in the
second one were bigger
so those are gonna be like those are gonna be like low eightes off the door
and these are gonna be like almost 11
wait he paid like 4,000 for his
he's gonna use right yeah
he's gonna use what?
JPs come tell them I'm on the side
I don't know what you're saying
We don't have any bikes there right now.
No, we don't have any bikes at all?
No.
What's the cheapest bike?
The cheapest bike is going to be that blue bike that is the Piazza River.
How much is that?
The Piazza River.
Okay.
They're picking up every call.
Sorry about that, sir.
We're trying.
We won't be able to get them all.
No, so Piazza, so Piazza is made by Piazza, so Piazza is a parent company.
I like its color.
So they make Piazza.
This is Piazza, so Piazza.
It's a thin company, but in a different style.
So it's more like a commuter guy, Marines guy, students.
How much is this one?
I'll give it to you.
It's $5.
$5?
Yeah.
That's what the tax is and all the fees.
That's what the tax is.
That's what the fees do.
How can you say that?
Can this fit two people?
And how fast does that go?
The passengers put their feet there.
Hey, this is coffee.
And the drivers are there.
Go 60's.
Go 60's?
Is this all street legal?
What do you think about this one?
I think it looks nice.
Can I sit on it?
Oh, hold on now, sir.
Okay.
Oh, it's got a digital badge.
Wait, what year is this?
Wait, this is like brand new.
It's a Roots 3, it's actually like nice.
It's a nice bike.
And then, do you need a voting license with this, right?
Liking, motorcycle license.
Well, you're supposed to, you don't need it to buy it.
Okay.
You're supposed to have it to operate it.
And you have it at home, so that would be great.
Okay, and will we be able to drive this out the door, you think?
If you have an M1, yes, and Marvin can move it.
How long is it going to be?
Well, we got to get it ready so we can have it ready.
I was trapped outside the door.
I could probably have it ready in an hour.
And there's no way to drive it out the door?
Yeah, so we got to get it ready.
So when they come from Italy, they come into the floor.
We got to take them in the back, put oil, battery, gas.
Oh, it's just gas software.
Yeah.
Oh, it's cool.
But I like this bike.
There was some parts that didn't finish there.
These are about to get remover.
Oh.
Because that's because the body is all steel
And they have it in the suspension system.
Right?
It's almost stuck on me.
These are more traditional looking, like so,
but the motorcycle really has plastic parts on the middle frame.
So these are the same price?
These are not so big.
They're almost the big brother.
How much is this though?
It's for like 10, 5, 10, 5?
He knows like 100 miles an hour.
I don't know.
You want this one.
You want to keep you, keep you.
Yeah.
My mom doesn't even know I'm here.
She's going to get really mad at me.
Yeah, you have to show them on.
Yeah, so how's it?
These are used for guys who are like community
along the way on the highway.
OK.
Can I take this to like a beach?
Yeah, this is that's what this is.
OK.
OK.
If I do get this, how long would it take for this to go away?
So you know.
Yeah, about an hour.
So we'll look at it through.
We've got to go on the floor first.
There's no such thing as going through.
Can I go to my manager over here?
Is this the floor?
Yeah, I'll see you.
Okay, so, 5,500, and it'll be ready in one hour.
What are we thinking?
Sounded like a joke.
One hour and we need five minutes to get it.
Should I tell him that? We need five minutes to get it.
Well, why don't we pick Gaston doing how far we live?
They have to dip, take it all back, and they put oil and gas and do a bunch of bullshit.
They're gonna fucking get me subs.
Like, we're gonna have to wait regardless if we want to get one of these, so...
Let me call the leg.
Yeah, thanks.
This is a nice bike, though.
It is. I thought this one would be more expensive than those ones.
No, no, no, no, no leg.
Yeah.
Well, I'm here right now, and they're saying 5,500 out the door for 2025, and it's a different
type.
What's the problem with the screen?
What's the screen?
What's the screen?
It's like brand new.
Digital Dash, too.
Digital Dash.
It's got a digital dash.
Digital Dash.
Digital Dash.
Oh, no.
The other area is.
Oh, this guy's got the axe.
Oh, no.
The owner is...
Who's the white guy?
Yeah, the white guy. I don't know where he went. He said it took him hours ago, bro.
My friend who bought a bike said he wants to ask something real quick.
He's coming right here.
Oh, little guy. This is him right here.
Hello?
Hello?
It's my leg. Can you have the hair on me? I'm really important.
I went to your house. Yeah, I remember you
Yeah
For you guys
Yeah, and I understand that you painted your bike
Yeah, stop by man.
Let's say we can get out of here.
Yep, you got it.
Wait, so okay, so I'm down to do this.
We live five minutes away, so it is an hour, no matter what.
And thank you guys.
We gotta get it ready.
So we'll do it right now.
We'll put it on.
We'll mask our, get it ready to go.
It takes about 20 minutes.
I'm gonna write all the papers and then let's do it.
What's the time deal?
Let's do it now.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
I think it's about 100 and I have my bank.
Just take that.
You know what, it's okay.
Yeah, 5,500 out and it's sick as a molly.
Exactly.
You're right, sir.
You're absolutely right.
Damn, I need a helmet too, huh?
You need a helmet.
How much do you have?
How much costs?
So, make sure you do the door key.
Yes, sir.
What is that?
We're gonna do the elevator.
Make sure you tonight and anyone calls. I don't know them. Do not tell them anything about my ID
Wait, how much are helmets?
All of these helmets are different sizes and different patterns for fun, they go up to 120.
Okay, so how much is it high?
This one's not nice.
Yep, so if you try it on, they're on the shelf by size, so there's no shelf medium.
Talks about medium.
Can I hold this real quick?
Sure.
I will have a lot of helmets in my life.
There you go.
Good? Okay.
I need to seek your information.
Oh, seek your information.
Thank you.
I'll just read.
Alright.
Alright.
I'll just...
I'm giving you an email that's going to be for one.
It's the meeting of the...
Okay.
Gotcha.
That's good. That's fine.
Oh, that's my dead dog.
Oh, that's okay.
There's more than one Jackson.
Okay.
Um...
Boys.
Ooh.
What are they?
No worries, boys. They understand, bro.
That's fine. That's who we actually are.
Oh, you're actually the best.
Yeah, we're good.
What the hell is this?
Looks good.
You said what?
That's it?
Yeah.
Can I see my glasses?
Of course.
Ha ha!
I got that one.
I think that looked good.
I need two of them if such as me plays.
What is it?
What if I fall?
Oh.
How much money do you have?
I just had to get my car and found it.
I'm underneath the...
I don't eat the regularly weighed food.
No, you look way too cool.
Holy shit.
Do you go back home and put leather on?
What?
He's here?
Alright, there you go.
The medium or the large?
I can't hear it, thank you.
I don't know, probably medium?
Um, try, uh, try this one out.
Oh, a little racing stripe on it?
Try this one out.
It's a little small.
Come on, try it out.
How does it work?
It's a little...
Does it work?
Yeah.
Feels fun.
Wait here, hold on, take it off that one.
Okay, let's do this.
A lot.
I think I need to add these two helmets.
It's a nice bike, bro.
I like the water, low keys.
I like the water, which is more than easy.
My chirping jet?
Ahhhh!
Dude, no, no, no, I really don't mind you saying that, it's like, cheaper.
I swear.
For a brand new?
Yeah, that's fine.
Wait, they're saying try bigger helmet.
Bro, that's a good helmet.
Bro, I don't know why, like, I don't really like the way this looks, you know, unmatched.
Yeah, this would be a nut box.
Oh please keep off the platform boys are you gonna do a troll?
No, no, I can't.
Because we could.
If you look here, I like the digital patch.
Like, look at this.
We're not digital, but it's still nice.
Who's that?
Hi?
All right, let's stop by, yeah.
I'm gonna get through here, and that's how he's done it.
Red, though, kinda looks nice.
See, that's the one that made me like,
look here, the red looks nice.
The red does look nice, but we can look here and get it back.
Oh, facts.
You can look in the rapid chat.
Stop, yo, this chat.
Dude, that shit's going to feel fast when we're on it.
Really?
It's not for hours?
That's not for all.
We can take you to the beach, no?
Yeah.
Dude.
Wait, how much gas?
How many miles does it add up to the view?
You've got a full tank.
How far can you go?
90 miles per gallon.
You think I could take that to, like, Orange County?
Oh?
Oh, who's matter daddy?
That's a good call.
Let's say I have my motorcycle license at home, if I get put over in that, can I show
them my normal license if I forgot my motorcycle license at the house?
This is real information, so yeah, you're supposed to have an M1, yes, but they run
you and they can see it the next time.
Okay, don't get pulled over on a M1, of course, and if you give them a car license, they're
I got an answer, thank you.
It was a nice one.
Interesting colour choice.
Yeah, it was custom painted for a movie video.
Oh, really? Look.
It was the guy that did the Tremaya 20's core...
Core digraphy.
Oh!
It was a nice bike.
Oh, jeez.
They did a better job than Lacy.
Yeah, they did a better job than Lacy.
Yeah, they did a better job than Lacy.
Yeah, they did a better job than Lacy.
They did a better job than they see.
Ha ha ha ha.
Oh wait, this is what I just got.
Right, this is what I just got.
Nah, you got it. It's in the bag already.
But I'm saying it's the same bike.
Nah, this is way bigger.
Look here, I think I got the coolest bike here.
Besides one that goes 100, one that goes 100 looks better.
I'm gonna start changing my book cabinet and going around.
You know that? I noticed that. He's young kids nowadays. He's been cursed on the mouth of so many tourists.
He's got the age difference on him.
Who?
Hidmah.
Hidmah?
Do you know how to lay it up in?
Yeah, there's like a couple guys that keep calling. Like Tumpin Tumpin called RB17.
We'll call ahead of time and just let you guys come in.
I couldn't tell you the honesty. They just start calling. Yeah.
Yeah, I don't know.
Alright.
Oh
That $50 off, that was really nice of them.
That's 50 bucks.
Yeah, that's 50 bucks.
Thank you.
That's what it's going to be like.
Oh, nepsi.
Oh, nepsi.
Okay, that's my last name.
Epsi, come on.
Got it.
It's interesting to do it, so it's interesting.
It's okay, I would just...
It's all you've got to say.
Yeah, you have a grandma?
You have a grandma?
Yes, I do.
What does she say?
She doesn't understand what I'm saying.
I tell you I do real estate that's what I got now.
That's great. That's really good.
Oh!
Oh, that's really good.
Oh, I've already got a lot of people watching me now.
Becky, don't say hi.
Becky, don't say hi.
I'm just getting creative there.
There you are.
Oh, nice.
Oh, so should I come back or have a little play?
I'll bring it to awesome right now.
And we've got 10 minutes and then we're going to start the game.
Okay, awesome.
It's okay.
I don't know if I should go bring it to awesome.
Why don't you?
I'll just have my grandma.
carbon fiber bike real carbon they actually don't stop here we go
What am I hearing?
Black boy Maxx?
PBM from the Jays says hi!
Maybe I'm the one who said that we look like the choice. I think we did.
PBM says hello!
Tom, I really did miss him.
Yeah? Can't go wrong with the choice we made.
No, I'm hot.
Wait, how much do these rank? They fall on me.
Oh man, that's no joke.
On guy drove Lacey's and I almost crashed into the wall.
I swear.
I drove lacy's and I almost crashed into a wall. I swear to God
Well, I mean like that shouldn't skew your answer we're looking to have fun
Part timer part timer that
Dude, they're like when you try to turn though, I like every time I try to turn I kept giving it like gas on accident
I swear to God. I was ripping it open down the hill like by the house
Don't worry your seat belt will protect you
This silver one on the ball is fine.
Okay, so...
Ben?
Ben?
Ben.
Ben is...
Oh, it's a real guy, okay.
He's got my finger on him.
I see like every second of this, please.
Okay, so be honest.
When we drive this, right?
It's not the exact same thing.
When we drive...
Like full gas, it will happen.
You're just going to go forward really fucking fast.
She got hit by a train, and she's crammed off.
So if I hold this immediately, when I get on my bike, is it going to send me flying?
Or do I got to e-date to it?
Is it easy?
And is there a fear that I have to manoeuvre or does it do myself a lot?
I'm going to be probably mad.
Nope?
I don't think so.
Energy?
Oh, great.
Yeah, I would do it.
So you're going to have two sets of controls.
So this is form 4.
This is turn signal.
Turn signal.
We have to press the cancel.
I'm going to be able to cancel.
Headlight, high low.
Okay.
There's always a headlight.
Yes.
So I use the run high beam.
So I don't get in the daytime.
This is the starter.
Okay.
And then this is the mode button on that bike.
Your bike has a full digital screen, so there's more white stuff.
Can I ask a part of that?
It doesn't need part of that.
Really?
Part digital?
You're a thing, man.
I know what you think, but it doesn't work.
But it does have a USB port.
So you can plug your phone in and charge your phone
while you're riding.
Hey, let's use these phones.
It seems like that.
That's not even that bad.
Oh, it's not some storage?
Yeah, I'm going to store them in the sink.
How much storage is it?
and then we draw a line.
Yeah, I need to go to the internet and find something.
Whatever is right here.
So what's the number?
I'm assuming it's 0.
I'm assuming it's 0.
Yeah, I'm assuming it's 7.
I'm assuming it's 5.
And it's all math.
Wait, this one is 5,500?
Yeah, that's a nine-year-old.
Damn.
That looks so new.
Yeah, looks good.
Well, we're gonna have to play.
I'll put a constant play order.
We're gonna put a 10.
I got an alpha.
They go with the high.
And then eventually I'll play any shit in my house.
You know how long that is?
So you're gonna be able to stay in six weeks.
Ooh.
You might have to come back a step away.
What you can do when you, well, what you do is you can put in a change and tell us the change and get the change.
Oh, look, if you knew it, you could put the change in so it doesn't look like it.
We could do your peel box.
I could do my peel box.
Oh, yeah, actually you could.
Yeah.
So I heard VBot1 is calling the guys right now.
Guys, can we call, maybe do some business with them?
Maybe, like, you know, it's a nice color, low-key.
Sometimes it's like a Lamborghini, probably.
Carbon fiber.
I look tough right now.
Oh, I would have heard of him for a long time.
Wow, everyone's calling in, bruh.
Thank you so much, guys.
Like, seriously, this is real love, bruh.
This is...
This is the same thing.
It's only a matter of time before someone says something to you, bruh.
Oh, like yeah, like a full box or something. Yeah, not a none
This is the life
Oh my god, I'm not kidding. I'm digging your butt stinger. Oh god. It is it's actually
I
Sad water
Why are you
Yeah, no, it's bad. I swear to God. It's bad like turn around without pulling me to see if I can see it
Come on miss it. It's wet. It's it's literally like a strip
your cheeks are bumping through the shirt though no yeah I'm telling you I
promise you like it actually is like yeah it looks like you sharded
Yeah.
No, it doesn't.
Hold on.
Hey, we got a gate?
Hey, piece of light.
It's kind of going the way I know you could definitely, like...
Someone's got to be really staring at your butt, though.
Oh, shit.
What's up?
Ha ha.
I might not put a stunk in the Uber.
Ha ha.
I'll get on after teacher.
I don't know.
Ha ha.
I was just kidding.
It was a...
I sat in the water outside.
I'm here.
What's up man?
Yeah.
See the new turtleneck thing.
Alright, still, I gotta get out of here man.
What's going on man?
I was looking around, see what else was around here.
I can't even fuck out of here.
This is...
You gonna watch the Stewie show? Two seasons.
Stewie and Rupert, go to school.
What the fuck is Stewie and Rupert?
Family guys, Stewie and Rupert.
I'm here, I'm here.
Family guys, do we?
He's getting it in 2027 now.
Wow, they're really trying to make some money.
Oh, they're milking. They're fucking milking.
All right, so while they set up all this stuff, what should we do?
We put it in the area?
It should be right in the back.
Soon.
It's too embarrassing.
Low key, this one is sleeping.
I'm not even sure.
A little olive color?
Oh, I like the coban.
Low key.
Maybe they're testing the horn of that thing there.
Go ahead.
Cool.
Okay.
Yeah, nice.
Awesome.
Maybe by the time I'm done with the papers, it might be out.
Why am I always trying to see if they make it?
Yeah.
And you pull it with your feet and air it.
Do I like to hide my swamp, bro?
I look up high and I have to pull my pants up.
I'm not kidding.
Oh, it's sad.
Bro, in school, I used to literally sit in my chair and squirm.
Why?
Wait, it's one of three, three tiles.
I didn't see it, I didn't see it.
Oh, whoa. This one's, this is like an actual Harley.
No, it's a joke.
Oh, no. Hardly.
It's just kind of crazy looking from the front.
It's been a hard one.
It kind of looks like a twerp of battles.
Okay, not bad. How much do you think this bad weighs? 15? 15? Yeah, it's not bad.
How much gross is this guy got? Oh, how much do you think this guy got on my bike? 150.
So Mario Kart, the bike is light, so it'll take you up to 16. Mario Kart, 150 is probably not.
That's fine, it's $200.
Yeah, $150 is not bad at all in Morocco.
That's a good one.
Who wants a little more?
I don't.
I don't.
I don't.
I don't.
I don't.
Oh, they have a little lounge area?
I don't.
I'll try to see quickly.
I'll just sit in my swamp.
Ah.
Can you give me a favor to find me?
Can you please stop calling for me?
Like, just a minute.
Wait, does this mean I can finally
I have three cards.
Try Nickel, yeah.
You're another turnbottle is calling.
Okay, that isn't...
Alright, yeah, I know what turnbottle is calling.
Wait, they're saying no.
What?
Who's that?
Well, writing tips?
Oh, come here, come sit with me.
I'm done, I'm done.
You and your scooter writing tips.
Okay, writing tips.
Tips.
Dis, booklet, and materials in booklet may not be reproduced for a resale or otherwise
without the express written permission of the Motorcycle Safety Foundation.
Oh my god, he's streaming right now.
Tell him I said hi.
Tell him I have a good stream.
Wait, there's no pictures.
Man, that was a picture book.
Wait, where's the picture books?
This time of lucky child recovery.
This one's heavy.
1946 to 2006, 60 years at Vespa.
Oh, it's about to be street reading.
Harry, look at what the oldies do, eh?
Pfft.
Pfft.
Lift your finger to get a better page twist.
No.
Hmm.
That's good.
15 pages.
Wow, Chad, look at this Vespa.
Grrr.
This is probably the most fun I've just had in a long day.
100%.
That's how she's answered this one.
I feel like it's not our time to watch it right now.
Let's see.
This one's about to be some bullshit.
Oh, what's his name?
Two slimy.
Two slimy.
I'm good often, yeah. I don't want to make music with him.
Yeah, guys, freak out, guys.
Yes, guys, you're right.
Two Simon's calling the Vespa.
Yes.
I think that was complete.
Huh?
Be sure to...
Oh, maybe you need spitting popcorns as we stop.
Okay.
Oh, okay.
I'm ready to stop.
I'll see you from here.
I really don't.
I'm really done. See you, darts.
Can I have a word of a look over on this?
Nah.
Oh, that's what they used to tell me.
We'll have your temporary registration right here.
Okay.
In about four weeks, you'll get your hard flight title in the evening.
Okay.
Awesome.
Yeah.
Here's the sign in.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
I tried to stop you.
If you could just double check your address right here.
That's where everything's going.
Yup.
That's good.
Real sign right there.
Okay, they can take all my information.
Oh, no, not that.
Oh, I'm not signing there.
Uh, you're gonna go bottom box for buyer.
Bottom box for buyer.
And then you'll print your name in this box.
Uh, print my name.
Uh, you might worry. Do you have to look out of the rain?
Miss you.
Uh, looks good.
Looks good.
I had to make sure you spelled your name right.
This one's the same thing, so you'd be signing there.
Just keep careful with this one.
When I make you type a choice,
This is where they get your info.
Because this one underneath, be careful.
It's like when you would go to the nurse's office in school,
it's going to copy what you're writing on top on the bottom.
So they're going to get your info.
Oh, it's like blue Sharpie to steal my signature resale.
Essentially, yeah.
Two miles out of the gift zone.
And then I can print it, maybe.
All right.
We're good.
All right.
Last day I'm uniformed, there's an odometer, it's going to look like 3 miles.
I'm going to need a signature with next year and a year and a third.
3 miles and a half on it?
Yes, from our test drive, make sure it pulls safe and ready for the rest of the day.
Maybe I'll need a couple thousand miles.
That's not good stuff.
3 miles?
Mark, your fancy pinker had more than 3 hours.
It has 7.
See?
I'm just like...
Where am I sitting?
Uh, right here, and then you'll also sign up that first X right there.
That means you trust us to handle your DMB registration.
Okay.
Otherwise you're gonna have to go to DMB.
Can I do a custom plate right here?
We can't, but you can align with that.
Okay.
Uh, it includes three home delivery nothing-additional and state-of-the-art formats to turn it up.
Hey man, what's going on over here?
It's Ron.
Yep, it's me.
What's up, bro?
What do you want?
Can you stop the fucking calling for five seconds?
I can fill out this paperwork, dick.
I can't hear you.
Wait, what?
I
Can't hear you
Is that fucking Jinx's dad on the phone I couldn't hear I don't know if I could hear it
Talk to my speaker while we do this
And then can you hear me
Hold on a second. You hear me?
Alright, hold on. Let me see if I can speak to her. Hello?
It's on man. I'm working right now. Can I help you?
Yeah, I can help you.
No, I- No, okay.
Where do I sign this?
You'll sign right here. That's from the receipt.
Right here?
And then this page is your bike info, what you paid.
Yup.
You'll sign right here. This just means to get insurance.
Come on in.
Yeah.
That's how they get you, bro.
Nice to do it, fuck it.
You guys are in together.
And then you'll do here, here, and there,
and then up the bottom.
Red looks scary, but it means to get insurance again.
One more.
What's the worst that you guys can get
out of my information here?
You don't do anything with your info.
You're all good.
Right there?
Yeah, right there.
wait what hey man what's going on
Angela's
can you hear me hello
is that a toddler? I think so I can't hear him
Hello?
Hello?
Hello? Yo, yo, yo! I just wanna say that the stable Renato falloff says hi.
You're talking to stable Renato, dude?
No, ifs, Ron. No, you're on state bus. The stable Renato falloff says hi.
Bro, you're on the phone with Ron right now.
What do you mean you want me to say Stable Renaudo?
Fellow.
Bro, I'm Stable Renaudo.
Ah, yeah, I know. It doesn't matter.
This last one right here says that we were playing the bike together, looking down the right here.
Are we safe for you?
Uh, just get signature right there.
Well, if I'm in the area, can I just pick it up?
Uh, do you have a motorcycle license?
Yeah.
I guess.
We're actually prepping it right now, I think it's almost done.
Oh really?
Yeah.
Oh, I'm gonna host it then.
Congratulations!
And it's so much, um, if Triple T calls again, just come fuck off.
Alright, boys, we're almost out of here.
Let's fucking out of here.
Yup, yup, yup, let's go my first.
I'm not gonna lie, man, we're gonna do it.
I will say, I'm definitely nervous.
Why are you nervous after I've done the paperwork, after I paid for it,
or why would you say that you're nervous?
Well, cause like, I don't really could hear like a speed bump and just fucking go flying off.
Oh, you're with an experienced driver.
How long have you had your motorcycle lessons for?
Um...
Ha ha ha!
How is it?
Ha ha ha!
342...
Not yet.
Oh, okay.
I will be straight, bro.
I mean, it's just like Mario Blank that just goes faster.
You ride a bike?
No.
Okay.
I actually believe that.
Last time I rode a bike we went into traffic with Archie.
Oh my god, I forgot.
Why should we go to Archie? You go say hi to him.
It's a little...
I'm definitely not a fan of this, yeah.
We can go to the highway.
Could do anything.
Like, I actually could do anything.
OK, I mean, just not have a license, Jack.
Hold on.
My shirt's right there with the helmets.
Give me a second, Jack.
Let me call my driver.
Yo, finance people.
Yeah, now I'm streaming.
You guys sort of my motor to the license,
it came in, but the stream only paid it.
Got a T-Send me a visual copy because I get pulled over
I can show you okay am I intrinsic it awesome okay awesome piece oh yeah that's
okay it's comfortable for my people
should be good that should be good yeah let me just tell my mom something real quick
my mom come hey mom and as well as you know is bought a bike
what it was cheapest I could be 500 well it's a good thing I got fifty five
$5. Oh, well I have a bike now so yeah it goes to 60.
Did you buy a helmet with the bike? Unfortunately.
Okay, unfortunately again.
Okay, what's up handsome?
Hey!
I'm on the street.
Hi now handsome.
Hi!
handsome boy, what's next?
No, my bike has looked way more like Sissy Boy-like.
Seriously, Ron.
No, I just, he did.
Oh, I'm T. Ben said hi.
Oh, I'm on the phone with you, and somehow you just called him to say hi.
I what?
Not enough.
Okay.
Well, I'll see you when you get here, when you come on like the, in like 20 days or something like that.
You know, we'll drive the bike around.
Don't save the amount of days you dumbass!
Okay, that's a lot of fun.
Nice bike.
Okay, did you really get one though?
Um...
In about 15 minutes, yeah?
Oh, my mom's hung up on me.
Okay.
Apologize.
Guys, my mom literally tells me that I'm fat every single day and that I'm a piece of shit.
God forbid I call her a dumbass, as a joke.
Shut up.
Retweet.
Nice shot, Sokran.
Oh my god.
This shot is actually so cool.
So you guys think that she's not wrong?
I mean, they do know like your relationship with your mom better than you do.
I know, okay.
So...
Wait, I need a phone mouse.
You can put like...
Is there a phone mouse that you guys sell and put on the bike?
Oh wow.
How much are they?
I like 95 bucks.
Damn, of course.
I don't know if I'd buy dollars.
The best attacks.
Any Instagram stories or something?
Maybe.
There, come here.
Inna.
Is it up?
Inna.
Inna?
Inna?
Oh, no camera?
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, no worries.
Just walking around looking at my bikes, man.
You see how I'm looking in the mirror, boys?
I got him actually scared to ride this I'll let him know then deep man clips
Just get on indeed, bro. You're calling the fucking shop rat to say that deep man clips wants to work for him
Just get a job, bro
Just get indeed that comment
Says you boys I'm employed boys come on 29% calling
turn to the side why dude
lacy's calling check
I think they're killing Ron. I think they're just killing him.
Phase Mike, please be saved, please be saved, that is, yeah, that's fair.
Good?
Okay, so you...
You got a few calls by the way.
Oh wait, who called?
So, Phase Mike, please be saved, 29%, Lacey, and Deep Man Cliffs.
I don't know if you want to bring those guys back, shoot them in the text, but they...
I'm not interested.
All right.
Why does that new button do real good?
Oh.
400 million.
like what is the point of spending these fucking days I'm like selling
It's like, man, I can hate this chat, bro.
Oh!
Thank you.
All right, say what's up.
Dang.
Uh, man, chat, who's going to Kanye concert?
You two buy tickets?
No, we're just going to get them for someone.
I'm not sitting in a line with you, I mean you're going to have to wear a jacket, it's got a big lot of money, if you want to go.
I do want to go.
Wait, wait, but...
The internet in Latin America wants to go to the left.
Um, not anytime in the future, no. As of right now, and as of forever actually.
Which tickets do we have? Which tickets are you giving?
I got to see, because we're going to go with LL.
Actually? Let me know when you get yours then.
he's like canna live i'm pretty sure that's him
oh so he's a ok guy i think i think
yeah cuz i gotta get the same ticket as you then so you got this
thank you
thanks guys
i have a key bag here
i know
oh you fucking cheeser
it's gonna be even hotter outside than it is in here
that's fine bro we're going, this is the three spots we're going
nah, you're not saying that to me, you're not calling for me
I'm gonna hit in and out
uhhhh
I'm gonna get it.
Kai's the nuts in my pears list?
Yo, Kai, I don't know if you're here.
Can you, unironically, please give me the first season of the event.
I'm not kidding.
I swear to God, give me a sample or something so I can put it.
Please.
I swear to God.
Everyone fighting them for it, I swear to God I wanna win it.
Please, bro.
Please, bro.
Kai, watching some bullshit right now.
Watch your mouth. I'm producing good content.
Yeah, this is not bullshit.
10X Aditya.
10X Aditya?
Wow, interesting name.
Appreciate it, y'all.
I do know someone with that name.
Who?
Luca?
No, Aditya. I know someone with that name.
But like, they're not...
I'm asking with a free sale notice first of all.
Oh, the presale code? Tell him to check his email. I don't know what he's doing.
He's showing us an ultra.
It's not happening, bud.
Somebody's asking if you want to keep doing call outs.
Call outs?
Like this.
Um, tell them to get a job.
Yes, and Luca, send me the five gifted. Thank you so much, man.
Hey, check, we got a fucking hundred gifted right now for Luca.
So Luca got divorced?
No, actually.
Yeah, apparently, unless I got one guy on Twitter.
Can I see that?
Apparently he put all his shit in his...
Oh, it's interesting.
How's that person going?
How's he going?
I didn't see that, actually. They were saying, yeah, though.
He did?
That's crazy.
It's all you can just never have you eat and don't date bro. Don't date don't marry it all ends. It's always the time
It's really what I think
Well, I heard that he had all his shit in his mommy's name
Oh, so he's chilling. That's a lie. I don't know. Let's Google lie. Could be a smart player though
I'm gonna be honest bro, you guys getting married any time soon?
No.
I was telling Kenny that I don't want to be married like the next three months and I
don't want to sign no pain up because I love her.
She loves me.
Bro, yeah.
Yeah, you guys are, I mean, honestly you guys are definitely in love.
Like, you guys have been dating, like things are going well.
I'm gonna be sad when you get married, bro.
I'll go to the marriage if I have an invite, but God, I'm gonna be like, just gonna be
like a stab in the chest.
I'm gonna say I'm fucking losing my friend for the rest of my life.
Jack, you already said you were sorry.
Oh, something's okay.
It really just...
One boy says she wants a prenup.
Boba, I don't want your 40 cents in this team all at least.
That's wise.
Alright!
You want me?
No, this is it.
I heard you cheated.
For rising back
40 cents will go a long way.
What could you do, literally, back for 40 cents?
Probably couldn't have got 40 cents off on the Vespa.
No.
Tell Bobo I'm coming home to eat that butt.
Sorry. I'm sorry.
Ah, fuck.
She just did not. She did not say that.
Did I say that?
Yeah, we're really like having fucking helmets on.
Travelling home at full speed.
I don't know.
Or we did ask some public server, I don't know.
Should be ready in a minute or so.
Uh, no I don't.
No, uh oh.
Is that real?
Yeah.
May I?
That's not gonna be a tree today.
That's not gonna be a tree today.
Wait, are these good for you though?
Oh, they're super good.
You want one?
Okay, thank you.
There's not gonna be trees.
I'll just take them to the bathroom and wash the dirt off.
Like, when I picked them off the tree this morning.
Oh, that? Where's the bathroom?
In the hallway.
That's not gonna be a tree.
haha
And GGs and recording in Gotham
Sir, it's like this
It's funny good or to be asked already that's kind of worse. We'll know do you made it back?
I think it's a little cocked to see if it's gonna be good or actually
All right, shall we?
Hmm.
How are you going to tell her you're not eating it?
Oh, that's a great truth.
Is there a trash can I could put this in?
Use your teeth.
I'm gonna force you to use the power.
I'm just gonna take a second.
That'll be good.
You ever try to get it like in one pitch?
Or it's like all at once?
So you get like everything without...
What's our amount?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Can I speak German?
I think so.
Chad, what's the best screw?
It's over here.
Did you find the other screw?
Oh yeah.
Oh, Rockin has an idea for me, okay?
Yeah, I can pick those up, the tree, you literally like them all over the go.
Oh, do you guys own the tree?
That's a fine.
Okay.
Let's hope it's good.
Now it's coming along.
Hold on now, chat, hold.
Okay, well, let's hope not.
I didn't know what to make of it.
fries yeah no it's full blown
she's also probably having fun now so it's like you know
full chat
no more names no more there's just too much bro I just want to get my
all right come on dude make so many big laughs like
take one take one take one take one take one first bite chat everyone hold everyone knows
was one bite one bite on it
come on break a little bread
come on take a little sour
my god it's a good sour
how bad did you want? really good
you want a matter daddy or not? what the fuck is a matter daddy?
nice
it's a good sour
He's really sorry, but it's really good though.
That's really good.
Definitely fresh.
That's a real life orange. No additives, no bullshit, no bull honk, no pesticides, just
straight from tree to mouth.
Yeah, but...
Don't think we'll put you in place nowadays, Scott.
Oh yeah, they might not appreciate it.
Want to try another one?
I'll do another one.
But you gotta tell me what's... if you have a matter daddy.
So...
I'm waiting.
What the fuck was a matter daddy?
No.
What's a matter daddy?
Thank you boys.
Hmm.
A laundry's in Vespas?
Six thousand dollars in every orange.
You know, they actually get married at you know, I don't have a matter daddy
Maybe we should have got like some of the aviator helmets like a visor shit, so it looked like we're by like buying aircraft
We're saying beef is on, they know the song.
Alright.
Which one I put this?
Is that, does anyone have any gifted ladder laddies?
Nothing much chat.
Which one I put this, Wolf?
Oh, thank you so much.
Alright, alright.
I'll meet you at my uh...
Yeah, sir.
My friend's house.
All right, thank you guys so much for being in my helmets.
Put your helmets in your t-shirt.
Yeah, it's my t-shirt of course.
Thank you guys so, so much.
I'll see you there.
Thank you.
Thank you.
All right, so we're just going to go to one of my friends out.
He's down the street.
He's just going to give me my, you know, I took a delivery,
so it's quicker.
You know what I'm saying?
This is one of my guys.
There'll be you guys in the chat for a one-time.
There'll be friends.
Holy fucking shit, I will never fucking yeah, that was actually like life to TS, but I was like cancer
But like yeah, she's probably just bored
Listen bro, are you ready or no?
It's a little word
We fall we hit our heads really hard like since it's how much time we shouldn't die
in my life yeah you yeah that's all this full blown just how good is when
Lacey was recording with the Samsung was it really windy I feel like with the
Samsung gonna be fine I want to make sure where's your boy live so right
Oh, fuck, they're across to this.
Is it fine?
Alright, well they had mics.
He had a mic.
Fuck, we gotta go get a mic then.
In the meantime, you know, in the meantime, chat, we've got three balls, so everyone just put it okay, and that's it.
You know, today will be one of those days.
Alright, shall we?
Mark's up.
We don't do nike cactus.
I can't wait to wear this shirt, bro. I'm actually quite tight.
I might be wearing the Cabal 2026.
Like, about 5'o clock.
Ooh, sorry.
He's actually walking a bear.
A wolf.
Bad man.
I don't know if I see it in my life, I see it from my crust.
Someone's got a matter, daddy.
Um, okay, so I gotta remember where my friend's house is.
That sounds like a preschool.
We'll just check out where my friend is.
Keck Walk.
Ex Keck Wait.
Siren
Siren
Siren
Siren
Siren
Siren
Sweet for my friend chat, give me one second.
Siren
Chad just give me one second, can everyone say just one second, just never in pause please.
We gotta think of a list of places where we're going, so we're gonna hit in and out for sure.
Okay. We gotta hit all my friends coming up the floor, you know my friend.
Okay, we've got to chill a little bit, guys.
Does he know?
Alright.
Thank you for letting me use your house, my friend.
Pretty nice home.
This is one of my friends, Eric. He lives here.
Shout out, Eric. Good fucking guy.
I just leaked his address, but he's a great fucking guy.
Can we get a W, Eric, in the tap?
Just a W uh, you know what I'm saying, it's a lot of Eric, man. He's a good fucking guy.
They'll get a W, Eric.
Oh, Eric's outside.
Oh, uh, you know what I'm saying?
Uh, Eric, you know, if that needs his house for the destination of the bike, uh, you know what I'm saying?
All right!
All right, well, thank you so much, man!
All right, well, here's your safety speaker.
Oh, God, your safety speaker.
Sorry, the controls that we're showing you is going to learn a little bit different spots,
They can see that. So horn, okay, turn signal. So the bike's on. Okay, how easy is this bike to
steal if someone tries to steal it hard? Well the keys have a chip in them that talks to a
computer in the bike that hasn't immobilized it. So if somebody makes a copy of your key and tries
to go it won't work. If they break it and try to hotwire it, it won't work. Can they lift it and
take it? They can lift it and take it, but they can't make it run unless they completely
Okay, so one, this unlock, okay, that's how you put the stuff in your sheets.
These are all your papers.
Get your sign.
A lot of, easy.
Look at my shirt right now.
What's your jacket?
Helmet covers, too.
Helmet covers?
There you go.
Oh, it can fit one helmet, too.
It depends on the helmet.
By these, no?
It might not fit.
You have stuff in there.
Jesus, don't take that from space.
You want to take my helmet out for you?
No.
Hey, do you have stuff?
Jesus, let's go and take some space.
Want to take my helmet out for you?
Hey, give me one second, dude.
No, no worries, please.
All right.
Send the gases here.
OK, gas.
Premium gas.
Premium, 91?
91.
Oh, god, fuck it.
It's got fuel injectors in its computer, so you don't have to take them.
Oh, it's hybrid, huh?
No, it's gas, but it's got a fuel injector, so you need an injector.
You want to make sure that you put the gas in, of course.
OK?
Fuck.
Fuck.
That's how you get in, you unlock button and it gets you in there, right?
Okay, this is the turn signal. You're gonna go left. Okay, press to cancel.
Got it. Right. Press to cancel.
Is there your high low?
Well, you can flash it. Got it. Both brakes good.
So brake, brake.
Yup, gas obviously.
Yup, the mode button takes you through the different screens.
All the different stuff.
Is there sport mode?
So it's always in sport mode.
Okay, I live it on range.
Okay, so range tells you how much gas and how many based on how you're riding how many miles time
Easy clock miles, that's three test miles
We're putting you said that's a normal time on a little sale. It won't let us because it's made in Italy and it's
Seven or four. Yeah, okay. You know how to read that time. You're gonna be more sophisticated after right? Okay
Yeah, I know it's crazy, but it doesn't work.
And then obviously this is just on and the kill switch.
Yeah, so in the U.S. every motorcycle in the U.S. has the kill switch, the run.
It's got to be there if it's there.
The bike won't run.
If you're trying to start it, what the heck, you might actually hit that.
Got it.
It makes you do that, right?
And if I'm driving on the road and I click this,
will it automatically shut the bike off and make me go flying?
You won't go flying, but the bike will stop.
The power will stop.
You can still post on the brakes and still work.
Okay.
So just pull over and then restart it.
To start it, you have to have the key turned on, and then you have to grab the brake lever.
Yep, and you have to squeeze it and hold it.
Don't limit gas, it's all too injecting, so you don't need to use like a rev limiter.
Okay, next step, move off the key.
Easy, simple.
Turn it back on, turn it on, let it come over.
Easy, super simple.
It's a big break.
It's a big break.
Hey, can you stop?
Get off and I'm going to show you the span of the stop.
Rear wheel drive, sir?
Yes.
Can you stop?
Can you keep off?
Put the handlebars to the left.
Oh, we should left.
Turn the key to the left.
The key to the left.
So you can't just walk away with it in a bow and stick.
Okay.
Got it. So, keep that in, back to neutral, loosen this up, you're going to turn it back on.
Again, here, with the key on, all this is in the pocket, and you can call this right away.
You got a picture book?
Key in the picture.
Oh, easy.
You can press the key in, that's it in here.
What is this for?
You can put a gate opener in there, a garage opener.
So you can be pressing it off the bike, you can just roll up, press that, click your clicker,
And go in and there's right here is a usp chart
Also, if you go to Erwin, you have this is a back hook
Beauty man
Let's say I want to get off.
I will come off.
Just come on off right there.
I just did it.
So there's your stand, right?
Yep.
To get it off the stand.
You're going to grab it.
You're going to pull forward.
My bike's going to be off the stand.
Okay.
And now you get on.
And now you start it.
Easy.
Sink.
Get off on the left.
Right here.
Yup.
And then you step straight down to the front.
Oh, simple, simple.
So now you get...
Yes!
Nice, thank you.
All right so...
So, step one.
Get on the bank.
That first one, and step one, get it off the stand.
What do you start?
Grab it, it's simple, then you click it, turn it around, turn it around, oh yeah, then
you go like this, start, there's a car, hold on.
There we go, now it's out of the home car.
And then when I'm done, turn it off, step off, step off, and then you go straight down,
go left, left, down, left.
Oh yeah, I'm gonna lock it away.
Now, the brown key keeps the key to check.
Ooh, it's like a sheet roll.
So this is like the super sport mode.
Well, that's the key that has the programming check.
So that's the key you keep at your house.
You gotta use that key.
If this key messes up, you lose it, breaks.
We need the brown key to make keys.
Yes it is.
As much as we put this in like a vault.
Alright.
And keep them separate.
It means the one don't always work.
Awesome.
No?
Thank you so much Dan.
Alright.
Cheers.
Alright.
Alright.
Peace out and be safe.
Alright.
Fuck it.
Hey questions?
Now I'm going to take off some stickers.
There's like top five satisfying moments.
Hold on.
Do you see anything?
Oh yes.
It's the conom from the factory.
Oh I love the conom.
Oh yes.
Oh.
I'm doing yes top five sunshine movies. All right. Well, fuck it. They say thank you
Of course, I'm so crazy. Oh
All right boys, we got a bike
Yes, yes, I will thank you so much man. If I have any problems, we'll come by
Awesome. Thank you. Oh my god. Yo, I never even realized look at the wheels. They're looking coffee
low key, low key chat? Oh my God. Wunk. It's time boys. This is my brand new 2025. The
Hurtys. Yes. It's brand new from the factory. Thank you to you guys, man. Um, you know,
everyone said I couldn't do it. I did it. I stole my Porsche. I couldn't afford it.
I have actual swamp ass in my body. I'm not going to soaking wet. I'm soaking wet.
Oh no, it's farmed.
Dude, you know every single day we're gonna take this air.
This is where we are gonna be literally chilling.
Air one runs.
Bro, maybe if we wanna hit ramen melrose.
Late at night in the bike.
I'm not sure, maybe drive it to Vegas.
What?
Yo, is it bad?
No, it's not, it's bad, yeah.
Yeah, no, it's bad.
It's not as bad as it was earlier, but it's bad.
All right, Chad, everyone, first things first,
we gotta head to drive through.
Listen, chat, if it's windy, just smile.
You know what I'm saying?
Outlaw put some fun things on the screen maybe
if it gets too bad.
Listen, where it's gonna be windy
because we don't have microphones.
We're gonna try our best.
Don't be scared, okay?
Listen, I know how to drive a bike.
I mean, it's nothing I can do.
It's out of my control.
I don't like it.
We're just gonna be holding on for your dear life.
Nothing to worry about.
First thing we're gonna go to, oh my, so wet.
First thing we're gonna go to is the In-N-Out Super 4-Down.
It's like 10 minutes.
Take 10 minutes to get there.
That was like a thousand years old!
That was the guy that walked past us!
We got Minecraft Steve!
Oh my god, it was!
You're right!
We got M3 cops!
Um, alright we're gonna go through, shall we?
Dun-uh, dun-uh, dun-uh, dun-uh, dun-uh, dun-uh!
Might be glasses after all.
Oh is it glasses?
Ow!
Oh my god, this probably doesn't fit me.
Oh my...
Oh great, now they're calling you a fucking...
I think you're ready to ride.
Everyone knows safety is the most important.
Are we ready?
Is it right here?
Yeah, push it in.
Ah, push it in.
Is it glitched?
No, it's not glitched.
It's gotta push it pretty hard, I think.
Is it glitched?
I mean, you don't need a chinstrap, like, I don't think...
Oh, I mean, I don't know, it's not bad.
I mean, probably do, but like...
I'm just starting to get my nose.
Nice man.
Dude, I have my chin strapped in the chat.
Holy fuck bro, shut up.
Hi bro, how copy do I look, ready?
It's hard to hear.
Can I see how we look next to each other?
Thank you Eric for letting me use your house.
I remember.
The first thing he said was get it off the stand.
No, the first thing he said was get it off the stand.
Turn on.
Second thing.
There. Turn. Oh my god, oh my god, I'm pulling.
It's too heavy.
Next thing. Turn it on.
Oh my god, we're cooked.
This is actually about to be fries.
Is it?
Oh, it's fries!
Wait, it's scary!
I told you!
No, that's...
This is really scary!
I told you!
This is...
There's a car behind you, Alan.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
Okay, okay, okay.
Bro, this is...
Fries?
Bro, this is scary.
I were gonna find this already. I told you there's no joke. Wait this is no joke.
Don't stop on the brakes.
Bro, this is...
All right, ready? You're gonna have to hold on tight.
Outlaw, put a G-Tain map on my screen. This is the hall. Let me see. Where's the little thing?
It's right there, right?
Hold down.
And then the other one. Get the other one going too.
All right, well, all right, we just gotta be safe.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, Lace, I've never done this before.
Okay, this is about to be easy.
We're gonna go super slow.
We're gonna fall, bro.
No, don't say that. Just hold on tight.
Are you holding on?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Alright, here we go.
Oh my...
Why are you so wobbly all right
Tell me to the right for some reason it's got
Scary
oh my god, there's a river, we're dead
oh my god, rocks down the road
wait, something's on
right
that way?
yeah, yeah, do what you gotta do, I'm holding on
hold on, you're tight
oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, I don't like this, I don't like this, I don't like this
oh my god
wait, I don't like this
Hahaha!
There's a wonder.
Hahaha!
Hahaha!
You got that?
I don't know.
You got that?
I don't know.
Chad, is the bike out there?
Hahaha!
Oh no, oh no, oh no.
Okay, it's fine.
Hold, hold, hold, hold, hold.
Hey!
Oh, oh my.
What did they say?
They're holding and they're putting all my tons.
Bro, Lace, I don't like taking off.
Hold me tight, I'm not a fucker.
I don't like this, I don't like this, I don't like when people are behind me, I feel scared.
There's so many guys.
I actually feel-
Oh my god.
That's the problem, is I don't give it enough gas to get it.
No boys!
I'm actually just laughing, what are they saying?
We're saying GG, oh no, lane split.
What happened to that guy?
You're fine!
He's in my blinker zone!
What are they saying?
They're just saying, blinker is on.
Oh no, oh no!
Please, please, please, please!
We're getting mugged, we're getting mugged!
How you guys?
Oh, fuck!
Got him!
Uh, this is my first bike!
I got him!
Oh, right?
There's...
I thought there's levels here!
I don't know how to turn!
I don't know!
Why are you so slow?
I don't fucking know!
Oh no!
Why are you so slow?
I don't fucking know!
Never again never never fucking never again never again
What did they say to look how big the chat is oh sure, honey, it's fine regardless, but
All right, so we're going to in and out
Right
I just don't know how to like how do you use the right breaks that touching the finish any biker
Hey!
You're safe?
I feel safe.
Really?
You go for a demo?
All right.
Dad, should we go for a demo?
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
I want to put my glasses on.
Yeah, wind's getting a little eye watery.
There we go.
A little tech?
Sure.
It smells like gas.
We're good, we're good.
They, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they.
Call him a call him a call...
This is the good life!
How's it going to be?
It's off track.
Isn't it so soaked in sweat?
Uhh, yeah, they are.
I'm down dude, what are you doing?
No, I'm on my left hand, just far away.
Left hand, super cold day.
Guys, oh my god.
There's somethings in my eye.
Please, please, oh my god.
Watch out!
You gotta get ready to put your foot down, you know?
No, yeah, yeah, yeah.
put your foot down. What's up, man? Yeah, it's about 500 horses. It's 10,000.
It's 10,000 CC, bud.
All right. I gotta stop pulling the thing. I told you it's difficult when you're trying to break,
right? Yeah, I keep pulling it. Chat, is the technique to let go of it?
What did they say?
They're just saying lane split, NPC.
I'm not lane splitting.
Try two fingers.
Chad, if I try lane splitting, I'm going to fucking hit someone.
If I try lane splitting, I'm gonna fucking hit someone.
Dude, how do people ride a hundred miles per hour on this?
What's up, dick?
Fucking car drivers.
Car drivers? Fuckin' four-wheelers?
Huh?
See?
Why?
Well, that's not nice to say.
Don't say that about me, bro. What are you throwing up at me?
What the fuck was that?
Why?
Oh my god.
Am I getting the hang of it?
I mean, honestly, it feels fun.
It's hard with two people.
It is a little scary, though.
But it's like fun.
Chad, are we doing good?
Hey, dude.
Hey, dude.
That's a red light.
What's the chat saying, they good?
Yeah, I believe Phil, they're dancing, so I think Outlaw's doing his job.
Outlaw, make sure it's copyright free music for YouTube.
These mirrors are useless.
It's a long light, boys.
Yeah, not a short one at all.
Not a bad chat.
Ah, the life.
This is the good life chat.
Was this a good use of money, or what, boys?
I'd say it's not personally.
Oh shit boys.
We're almost there.
Oh.
We're almost there.
Oh.
We're almost there.
Oh my god, ready? My first lane split.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Oh, no.
Dude, I don't know if I should try cutting the person off. It might hit me.
Yes, it is 5% too.
Why are you recording? I'm pulling on Trevor.
What is he doing?
We've got to get a break to it.
Please?
He's getting in the other way.
No, he's nice.
Oh.
Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, oh, no.
What did we do?
We're just having a good life.
We need our burger.
Hey, I've never taken this uphill.
I don't know what that is going to look like.
Hey, I've never taken this uphill.
Oh yeah, I don't know what that is going to look like.
There's a lock truck behind me!
Not bad, bro.
What?
I don't know what you mean, dude.
I don't know.
I don't know what you're saying, though.
What?
Little turn?
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Chad, am I being a sissy or are we going dirty?
I'm only going 22.
Oh, I feel like we're flying.
What the hell is that?
No!
Stop! Don't hit me!
All right, all right.
All right, all right.
All right, all right.
We're good, we're good, we're good.
We're good.
Joe's pizza.
I got my catch in.
Place, you got to chill.
They're just spamming go faster it literally feels like we're on a spaceship when it's
on the map.
I don't know what you guys are saying it feels...
You're good, you're good.
Alright, alright.
Fuck it bro.
I'm sorry.
Fuck it bro.
We're gonna kill the classic.
We're gonna kill the poor.
We won't die.
We're gonna kill you.
It's okay, it's okay.
We won't die.
We won't die.
We won't die.
We won't die.
We won't die.
It's OK.
Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck.
Hello there!
Uh, what do you want?
Uh, nothing, honestly.
Can I do a double-double with no onions?
Are we eating here?
Actually a single, just a single.
Are we eating here?
Yeah, we can.
A protein-style burger then.
And then can we do one protein-style burger?
With no tomato.
With no tomato?
You can hear me after.
And then can I also do two waters?
Two waters.
And that's all?
Yeah, uh, in the back?
Yeah.
Yeah, he had a bag.
966 of that picture there.
Yes sir.
Police?
Police?
Police?
Police?
Police?
What's happening?
How do you do it? Oh my God, I'm modeling. I'm modeling. I'm actually modeling.
Police.
Oh my God.
What's the trick you have?
What are they saying? What's the joke?
listen
holy shit boys
you look cool as hell
really? yeah
what are they saying in the chat?
they're saying they're putting like
they're just saying you're cool
they say I have no fridge
oh my god
Oh, watch out, okay, head.
How you guys doing?
My first fight.
Yesterday.
Did they put my food emotes?
They're putting emotes, they're putting aura before.
Yo, guys, I'm not asking you what my dick is, you fucking weirdos.
Oh, it's chat.
You making me uncomfortable, bro?
You're getting ran up on, you're getting ran up on.
Ah!
Yeah!
What's up, man?
How are you?
How are you?
Actually, I need you, man.
Chat, any bikers in the chat? What's like the strat to like...
I'm gonna say walk, walk with it.
Yeah, my feet don't just drop.
Oh, then I don't know.
There's too many people on the drive, bro. I don't like this.
It's starting to fill up a little bit.
I don't like this. I'm getting uncomfortable.
You'll be dead, bro.
Should I gas it?
Yeah, I'll get it off.
There we go.
Did we hit?
Did we go to Archea after this?
Chad, what do you think?
Wait, that's how it's going to scale.
Sorry!
Oh my God!
Sorry!
Sorry!
Sorry!
Sorry!
Sorry!
Sorry!
Sorry!
Sorry!
Sorry!
Sorry!
Sorry!
Sorry!
Sorry!
Sorry!
Sorry!
Sorry!
Sorry!
Sorry!
Sorry!
Sorry!
Sorry!
Sorry!
We try to take it a long one?
That's steep.
Yeah, what do you think?
Tug.
The craziest part is if you're low, you can take it on the highland.
Tug, yeah, it's a lily.
You want to?
I think we'd die.
I think we died.
Gently.
Oh my god.
Dude, I'm fucking soaked in sweat.
It's hot. It's really hot.
I think I got a pebble in my eye too, bro.
It's pretty glasses on.
Dude, the chat fucked me.
Champion! This is a cool bike.
I feel like this is pretty cool.
Does it look cool?
Like, do I look cool?
Looks like you're on a Harley.
Really? Harley Davidson?
Yeah. We might have got mugged a little.
By the Ralph.
Wait, what if we have one more gas?
It's not gas, it's nitro. We only have one nitro left.
Okay
There's something in my eyelids
Want me to drive home?
Try lane split
Lane split then I'm gonna have to hop on here
Don't worry about him, I'm not working in the evening, I've been with the people for a long time.
That's where it gets scary.
Hello!
I don't see one, I think it's the one that's on the south side of the road.
Yup.
Okay, I don't need a receipt.
Thank you so much.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Good.
Ladies, this is...
It's fire, I'm not gonna lie, low-key it is.
It's hard to control.
I'd launch it you like a flying thank you so much one thank you thank you wait
I forgot my shake. Shake it out! God, God, God!
Here it's already.
Calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm.
Hey, please, wait, actually wait.
Calm.
I need your help, I said.
I need you.
I need you.
Okay.
Burger boy.
Hey, step one, on block, step two, take out, step three, get off the bike, step four.
Where's my butt?
Drenched, oh my god, no, way worse than it was before.
I'm soaked, what the fuck?
Make sure my windows are locked, you're up.
Oh, yo, Chad, what do y'all think?
Good investment so far?
Dude, wash your hands.
No, shut up.
It's a no parking bike gang.
Sorry, bro.
That's how we fucking roll.
Do you have my protein cell matter daddy?
Thank you.
It's a matter.
Rains vs. Lacey.
Tell him to bring his pussy ass boy down.
What?
Someone call a tow truck.
Yo, yo, yes, I'm right here.
Okay, everyone knows the rules, it's never had it in and out Burger, it's called the
one bite challenge.
One bite, that's all you get, let's dig in.
You know what's crazy, it's what.
We recorded right here with Paco and Axe, Silky, Stableware and Auto, Lacey, Jason.
We were all right here at one point just talking, having fun.
Simple as that.
yep screaming somebody smell like shit
now i'm sitting here eating a burger super skinny motorcycle
I'm gonna steal your napkin from ya.
Thank you.
It's like yesterday chat
How do my bike how do we get up a hill chat
Dude, I'm out of ammo, I know I'm out to be hangin' on you for dear life, oh, I will just...
Oh, my blood is on fire, Choc.
There's no way I'll take... Alright, we gotta go on the highway.
It's gonna be a little scary, but hey, turn.
Hold on.
If we get on the highway, what's the first exit we can take to get out?
That, I don't know.
Like, is it a...
Is it a quick exit?
Is that a quick exit?
It will be slow because of traffic.
And then we can lane split.
Great chat, that's genius.
Great.
Low key chat?
Is that a smart way to do it?
Alright, ready?
Finish your matter daddy?
I did finish my matter daddy!
What right now, bro? Actually, so...
Alright Chad, what's the plan here?
No, yeah, that's bad.
It's going down to like, it's like fully connecting to like the back of your thighs too.
Like it's not just like a line like a dot, it's literally like the inside or bottom half
of your leg.
Can I chat with you?
Let me see.
Yeah, probably.
Yeah, probably.
Chad, do you go back to the house?
Oh my god, I see it.
It's really bad, I'm telling you.
Like that's an underwear swap.
Yeah, I gotta go.
Chad, it's hot. It's like 90 degrees.
No, it's like it's the next week, too.
Alright, Chad. We're gonna head home, y'all.
When we get close, we get to the routes.
Just slip it on your face until you get to the hill.
Give me a thumbs up.
I'll give you a thumbs up on it, we'll get to the routes.
Okay.
You have to flip right to face.
I mean I will, I just am trying to figure out why.
Um, I can have to show you the exact address, nobody knows where he lives.
I mean yeah, there's...
Alright, so step one.
Chad, this time we're going to get home way quicker.
Okay?
We're going 60.
Okay, step one.
okay first you put it in then you do it right
I just run a bunch someone's got your whole bike gonna smell like shit I'll
let you back it up first
There we go!
Come on if I just straddle you.
Ready?
Uh, yeah.
You on?
Yeah sir, boys.
Here we go boys.
Everyone hold out.
I'll put some good copyright.
Sorry to feel a little slob back there.
Don't worry brother.
Take an ocean back here on that way.
Huh?
Oh no.
Wait, broad lawn though?
Wait, brawn long though?
Should we try?
Yeah, it's your call, man.
Is that brawn long?
I feel like it's a wasted up there.
Ow!
Stop! Actually stop.
Oh my god, Lace.
We're good, we're good.
Oh my god, Lace, we're in trouble.
What a broze!
I'm gonna hit someone's car and then they're gonna get mad and shoot me.
I don't like that we're in the left lane now.
This is the fast lane.
Bro, what is that lane?
I'm a little scared bro.
It's up to me if you're scared, I'm lowkey scared.
I'm actually scared, babe.
I think I'm that scared.
We're good.
We're good.
There's too many streets that are starting to fill up though.
Yeah, there's too many cars, Scott.
There's a lot behind us too.
I don't know.
Put a map on the screen.
A GTA map.
Thanks.
What up?
You want to see what's up against boys?
Yeah, I thought so too, I thought you were about to knock us over.
The car for a clip.
It's a bus for a car.
All righty.
Put up.
Hey!
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
Oh, no!
Hey!
Not too far!
Am I getting fogged by a fog?
Okay, no control?
You can put the highway back down.
That's you, bro.
No, 12 o'clock!
Oh, no, he's going to slip over!
Great. Oh, that was a setup.
Oh, actual GGs!
It's two civilians, man.
I'm already to the right.
You're good, you're good.
Here we go.
I'm going to be down here.
I'm not sure if it's going to be a matter daddy though, this is going to be a matter daddy.
Oh my matter daddy.
Oh shit.
Okay, okay.
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck, it's too late now!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
That's a good one.
Yeah!
Oh, no!
That's really dangerous.
Let me try!
Hey!
Yes!
You're good, too!
You're a good man!
I'm holding!
I'm holding, boys!
What are you gonna do?
Look out!
Look out!
Look out!
Look at it!
Look out!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
This is not my favorite.
You have to be dancing, go dancing.
This is not my favorite. You have to be dancing, dancing!
It's a dead end.
Don't move.
Get him!
Get him!
Get him!
Come on!
Come on!
Get him!
Get him!
Come on!
Get him!
Get him!
Get him!
Get him!
Get him!
You're making me late!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Get him, buddy!
Shut the fuck up!
Where's your brains at?
I don't know.
It's scary.
That way it's scary, but I just think it's what fucks it really is.
I'm not sure.
Stop.
Wait, is that the next one?
This one.
This one.
Too late now.
That was nice.
That's not bad.
Did you enjoy it?
Yeah, low key.
Seems like it.
I really don't want to break, holy. Come on.
Come on.
Hold on, Tom.
I think I don't know I'm not gonna advise you go to go around can we go right
Did you hear that, Jadio?
Or is it only like, the dotted?
What did I say?
What did I say, no?
Ah!
Ah!
Only the dotted.
Oh my, oh my.
Stop, that was no good
No, I did not do anything
There's a water bottle
A doubt in San Francisco
I don't know what that one is
Oh no
Oh, we're good, we're good
Your list
Oh wow, oh my god we're on the highway goodness.
Yeah we're in real life right now.
Oh my god this isn't like a video game anymore.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Place?
Place. I'm like wobbling everywhere.
I think we could go right.
Like that's why we're on this.
But I don't know.
Oh, do it now.
Fuck it, I guess.
I mean, like...
I said no!
Wait, that's illegal.
What's that?
GQ illegal?
Wait, actually?
Yeah.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Wait, that's illegal?
No, there's a dotted line.
Actually, that was perfectly legal.
You know why?
Why?
Or low-key staves.
Oh, yeah, true.
No, actually.
Because it was a merging lane.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
No, actually, because it was a merging lane.
We were at the sign of Merge as a biker.
Oh, I see why it's...
Now, see if I go over this white line, we're banned.
Actually wobble, actually wobble.
That is actual wobble.
Who'll what?
Oh my god, please, I'm actually scared.
Don't be.
Is that my turbo-skicker?
I think so.
That's our last bar of turbo.
Look, you okay?
Uh...
What the heck is this thing doing?
No, maybe, maybe you're in here, maybe.
Okay, okay, okay.
I'm stuck in a pack of one of those shit they still write lives
You got a hundred?
Yeah
Oh, it's no voice?
It's no voice? Good voice?
Anyway, it's good cool
I'm a bad chap, I drive you highway
You
I don't know what it is.
I don't know what it is.
I don't know what it is.
My mind is full of shit.
I don't know what it is.
I bought this for fun.
I bought this for fun.
I'm gonna trip like a fucking doc.
Alright, we're going downhill now, you ready?
Yep.
We're going to go lane split.
Really?
We're going to try and get in between all that.
Yeah, first of all, we're making it.
Here we go.
And...
Holy...
Oh my...
It's fucking hot.
You should see what's under my balls now.
I think it's on fire.
I'm getting, I'm getting, like, getting re-coiled now.
Yeah.
No!
No!
No!
Catch my shirt?
I unfortunately did, brother.
No!
Don't do that!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
good? good
good? good
good
let's drop it on the gas
I'm not sure if you can see it
I'm not sure
I'm not sure
I'm not sure
I'm not sure
I'm not sure
I'm actually soaking wet
I'm actually soaking wet
I'm gonna try to get up the hill. It might be too soon. I don't know how to get up the hill. It might actually be GG.
I don't know though.
It's kind of fun bro.
It doesn't go that fast. It's actually pretty stable. When you're out out... I just don't understand how to...
Rub it in here, rub it in here!
Hey! My bike!
My stand! Oh no, no, no!
I'll get you!
Will you get me going?
Put me on fire with my dead guy!
Here we go!
I understand the matter, Jack.
Loki, I get it now.
You're supposed to lean.
Yeah, that lean switcher there was good.
That was good leanage.
Yeah, was that good leanage?
I don't know if it's going to be in my biker.
Oh my god.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, okay.
You know what I did there?
I held the thing again.
Hold on, no.
Are you ready?
No, no, no.
Okay, okay.
Shhh!
Oh!
My ass is soaked in swamp.
low-key turn it to us and like put it in front of me chat we don't want to leak
where we're at why is the tax so big I don't know to fix it I don't know chat
we don't want to leak where we're at you know no one knows where we are so once
we get to the hill we'll flip it it's not gay it's not being weird stop being
you
you
you
you
you
I
Holy shit y'all we did it
Oh
Bro that is fire
And I was absolutely look at it that was fun
The freeway also wasn't bad I
Wasn't going up the hill that feel weird
Yeah
There's a new bike ride in town.
Is it a bike ride in town?
Yup.
You used to go by bike?
Yup.
I've been on it for a while.
You can kiss yourself?
I don't know.
Want to check it out?
Yeah, yeah.
Dude.
No, it's just your last day.
I'll take this day off, bro.
What do you mean?
Oh, jeez.
Dude, I have stuff to do.
Wait, wait, wait.
You can kiss yourself?
Dude, do you know why the chat's huge?
Look at that.
I tried that on you.
I never saw my life.
You know, you have to end it and go into a saying.
Oh, my eyes, that pink eye?
Yeah, not pink eye, but your eyes look weird.
You fucking itchy.
How much do you spend on your money?
$5,000.
Yeah, they had no used ones.
Check it out.
Hold on now, though.
It's low key different.
It's kind of solid.
Dang it.
It's fire.
I love it.
It's low, right?
Yeah, low key, man.
I mean, does that music or no?
No.
It doesn't have a touch screen, no.
The GPS too?
No, no GPS. Yeah, GPS. No, but it has a touchscreen as an image. Can't get your phone
Nice, right, you're really nice. Yeah
Fuck up snow nothing. It's nice. I love it. You seem sarcastic. You know, no, it was 5,500
Do you regret it at all? No, I just like wow, you know
Some money. Well, listen, dude. I'm gonna be honest. It looks clean though
I want to be honest, bro. If you don't like it, make a little trade.
You want to give me cash?
I'll give you mine plus, plus, plus 1500 for real.
But I just bought it.
Well, yeah, I'm saying if you want...
Oh my God, am I dying? I'm not kidding.
Can you blow, blow, blow, blow, blow? Can you clean it up?
He hates it.
Can you clean it up? Can you blow?
Can you blow, blow, blow, blow, blow?
Can you blow, blow, blow, blow?
Anyone?
Do you have eye drops?
Do you have a dirt check? Do you have time and all?
They're saying you hate it.
No, I actually like it.
I think it's sick.
I actually like it.
I kind of want to go buy a new one.
Careful, don't fall.
You told me you're supposed to turn to the left.
I love it. I think it looks clean like a paint like that.
Oh, it does.
It's like matte.
It's like light blue.
It's a little different.
It looks more motorcycle-like.
Yeah, it's sick.
But it goes slower, five miles slower.
It goes 60?
Yeah.
What?
Is it sick?
Dude, we got to do that.
We got a ride!
Yeah.
We got a ride.
Right now.
Whatever.
We can do some Malibu runs.
Malibu with our bikes, with our girls.
How far is Malibu?
About 70 miles.
Bro, we put our girls on the back.
My girl here, your girl on yours.
Bro, we take it, we go fuckin' to Airwad.
Said you did not take this on my way.
Yeah, I took it on my way.
We went fuckin' like,
Why don't you pull by now?
Okay, go on.
Yo, Ray!
Come check out a bike, I just fly!
I know I'm so heavy itchy.
Is it really that bad?
Dude, it's bad.
No, actually?
Yeah, it's like you could ring that out.
Oh, God?
Yeah.
Chad, it's just sweat!
Stop being weird.
Come here.
Oh, it's a...
Now, what do you think though, no troll?
Like, I feel like this is a little key of fun and investment.
Like, no troll.
Like, no broken as a joke.
No, no.
control like no broke as a joke it's fun I think there's a good buy so you
can take it to the beach for real bro I swear to God we take it to the beach
it's a 20-25 he said yeah that's crazy that's what I'm saying I say bro it's
something new look at the pixel skin is when you get a hundred kills nice the
wheels what do you think man
those 60 miles just now so what just now was it a good investment you think
$5,000
5,500
Shit
Damn boys
They come the truck gets in a mall
In the morning
I see you work here. I see anybody else. You're moving out. Yeah tomorrow
You guys are moving out soon.
Maybe we're going to put it back because someone doesn't send us stuff.
But it's going to be, it won't be far.
No, ready?
Dude, we're supposed to do biker gang.
You got to act like I can't come, it's not that far.
It's not the only ones you're acting on.
Right?
Now I'm not going to get out of the top of my ass.
Why are you David's doing this?
You're actually moving out?
Yeah, I'm all.
Wait, what if me and you, like, like, you, oh my god.
Imagine late night at night, late night in the alley,
we're replacing like music in the background,
His car in the middle, us surrounding him like this with leather jackets.
Oh, stop.
That's terrible.
We got to start biker game.
Why are your eyes so really high?
No, I'm so itchy.
Oh, you'll see it is a policy.
No, it's the wind hitting your face at a high speed while you're on the fast little motorcycle.
So, what's your biker game we call it?
Should we stick with PD?
What?
PD is a paint dropers.
PDF?
Paint dropers for real?
I like that.
PD is a PDF.
Where's PDF?
Oh my god.
for reals PDF CDF PDF are a couple of PDFs
damn bro I'm gonna miss you so what are you gonna do your room
we open I think we're really gonna move out by April you have to there's no air if
you have to yeah but we haven't got a proof in the house but there's no if you
You have to leave.
The lease is done.
That's not how it goes.
So where do we go?
Is this the end of us?
No, bro.
We just need to leave.
We need to leave.
We need to leave.
This is the message to SLG.
Tell Soki to leave.
He said he was doing it today.
Where?
In the group chat.
He said this morning, he was like, oh, I just woke up and do it today.
I bet.
But surely we get accepted to that house.
Oh, he said yes.
He's such a...
I hope.
There's zero way we don't get accepted.
If we do get accepted to that house, it's a firehouse.
Right
What is this fit yeah
What are you wearing my wearing?
Oh, you tell me to take you to a fish out from head to toe. Yeah, let me see it. All right. We got north face jacket on
We got a pink
Rick Owen shirt, okay, and then we have the Balenciaga
See I'll go cat cackie collab. Okay, and then we have to have caps on that ones. That's your shoe, Brad
The grinch is wait. There's your be yoga. Actually, that's right. Why did you buy this?
They must hate you
Look, it is might be the first time Jews actually just in there than you
It's swag, thank you
Yeah, let me get away.
I don't know.
Mm, double that for sure.
No, no, no, no, I'm not going to rest right here anymore.
I'm not going to rest right here.
All right, and dammit, just...
All right.
So you don't want to go for a ride?
Where do you want to go?
Anywhere.
I'm going to pick a spot.
I just got back.
It's a little swamp booty.
So let me know.
So, where should we ride to?
Little Ultra Drop tomorrow?
Yeah.
On a bad shout.
Right about shout, all the shout out.
Wish I had a bag of chips.
A bag of what?
Wish I had a slutshirt.
You literally posted it in the jacket.
Wish I had a pink jacket.
There's only one, but Ron only has it. I don't even have one.
Wish I had a pink jacket.
I wish I had the two, but Ron's only one that has it.
Go to the beach!
Chat tomorrow, Mod. Spend up the link in my chat.
Tomorrow, we could get some ice cream.
We could get some ice cream?
I'm not a dying fellow.
One ice cream's not gonna kill your diet.
Actually, not a lot.
Hey guys, we could go say nice
12 PSC chat should we get the code right now
Wait, so it's no 30 minutes before no you guys just be at 12
You know pre fire that's okay fucked up
The chat's so big
Shoot the caz fucking jimundus
Yeah
But I was in that strap. Oh that's why they would they sit it's unhealthy wait wait they're all saying
It's cooking we could put OSDS out
What?
Arches there. He's a bike
Well, I'm trying to get I'm trying to get
I'm not gonna lie. I can't eat anything. I'm healthy though. I started out. I started out
Um, I, I, I knew things today.
What is it?
It's called the Lacey Locking.
Oh, well, I heard that three months ago.
Sorry, today.
Right.
He gave up last week and...
Didn't you say you've done smoke and weed?
I quit today.
You smoked yesterday.
I don't smoke until I quit today.
It's been like 24 hours.
I quit today, though.
Today.
No, you probably smoked with in today.
I didn't.
Well, well, he last night.
I quit weed today.
You know what's crazy?
It's 2025.
Do you see this?
Holy shit, boss.
What year's yours?
20,000 miles on it, 70,000, 20,000, 70,000 miles on it, that's crazy, but you spent
like a lot of money on it, I don't know what to do, I was 30,000, 30,000, 30,000, 30,000,
And then they threw my collar set.
To sleep?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, shit, no, I beat them to five.
They gave me $50 off.
Also, where were you talking about the phone call?
They weren't calling anyone when we were there.
Oh, for real?
You said people kept calling.
They didn't do that once.
They didn't do it once, not one time.
Oh, shit, they called.
They were spam calling.
Really?
They were calling.
Like, I had a couple calls, but it was from friends.
I had, like, RB, apparently, like, an army.
Family members coming in.
Oh, an army call?
Yeah, I had that.
I see.
I had Matt.
He was calling me.
So you don't want to ride?
Where do you want to go?
Let's go!
Bro, let's go to the air wall!
OK.
We're going to air wall hunt?
We can get, uh, sushies there.
Do you have sushies?
No.
How many did you get this time?
How do you get this down the hill?
7-11.
7-11 run?
6-7-11.
Where do I go?
I don't know where 7-11 is.
I don't want to know yet.
There's one right up there.
DRAW!
I'm going to go P.O. Crud.
OK.
Bring me a sushie bag.
Bring you a sushie bag?
Yeah.
Raise, crop, or die?
I have to hold on to him for dear life.
Hold this down here?
Like, a dapple is up the hill and I see him once a week.
You're not even gonna be out of the house.
How am I gonna see you?
Come on, move.
I'm probably not gonna come back to this house,
because you guys move out to another house.
There's no way to chill in this house.
It's fucking disgusting.
Tracks of living room still like actual death.
Damn, Ray.
Loki, we'd be the only ones in the screen.
Bro, I just got a $100 donation.
He said, nah, Ray, a good-gone-away gift would be to give Lacey that belt.
The belt is that old? You got it on there?
The chrome belt.
oh for you how much is that oh no
little going away gift how I get things
other than me going away you're going
away it's your going away
I'll come to her
what do you think ladies glasses is
not your shit oh okay but I brought
piercings yours yeah I gave fucking
everyone on long what do you think
Well, I see myself
Racities give to me the chrome I got first time a way gift on God. No, how am I gifted you think now you in that alley way
Do you know you thank you, bro? Hey my hair spoke to run off of the home
Yeah, look you like you come a try this
1100
Drew looks like a oh
that in my mouth. If you don't even want these prior. Yeah I do. Cause they're blue, I like blue.
They're not even gonna want them. Wait so why ever gonna see you? I thought I just said. What are you talking about? Yeah.
Never gonna come over to your house. I know. Alright watch. Yes, just make sure it's not dirty so
people can actually sit down. Are you gonna chill there? Like late nights? Yeah. You think I'm just gonna
sit in my house completely by myself? Fuck nuts. Did you get a whole house? Yeah cause I missed
How many rooms in three? Oh shit, we gotta go ahead. Oh, what the fuck if you gotta get home this is a little two rooms in there. Oh
We put some setups down, maybe yeah
Why are y'all acting like he's dying? I mean check y'all don't really understand like
Ray's been living with us as the broad lawnmays, dude. Yeah, now he's leaving. I was a minor
No, stop saying shit. Oh, yeah, wait, how old were you when you were 7,000 18?
Oh, yeah, I'm early. We're weird
damn bro this might be the end first Ray moves out then we all move out can't
find a house before you know it bronze in his own apartment
I'm not gonna be an old bitch ass apartment I'm gonna be at Irvine with the bike
GT 30 open up a shop at Irvine by I'm gonna be honest with me all don't live
together I'm moving fucking where the floor okay
What was your fucking crying maybe?
That's your choice
I want to move to fucking Florida. So you better live alone. They moved to Florida
I could be a lot of their fucking burger
But you got to be like you better not be like no other streamers in the outlays will live there. Maybe he'll try just sure
Is this the engine
Dude, am I even kidding?
If this is the end, there was no beginning.
But that's a good...
Oh.
I don't know how to go like that one.
Wait, are we really that easy?
I'm like fucking allergic to alcohol.
You don't want me to settle on it?
I don't want to settle on it.
Then we gotta come back.
Okay, it's there to that settlement.
Oh my god, bro, I'm actually gonna die.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I have a proposal for you.
What?
Let me pop open my trunk.
No.
What do you mean no?
I'm gonna do that one blue sea auger hood.
Hey hey.
Maybe a trade?
No, I don't want shades.
Those are cool though, but I don't want shades.
From Hawaii, Chrome Arts?
No, but anyway, Ferudo, let me know like any like jeans, anything you know why you know
where.
Oh, are you doing a closet clean out again?
I don't know, I gotta look.
Just let me know, let me know, let me know.
Let me know, let me know.
I can't fucking go bro.
Yes you can.
I need something in my eye.
Mad?
No.
Medicine.
It's hurt.
It's impaired.
It's hurt. It's in pain. I'm in pain. You're in pain. I can tell by what you're saying
What's that? I can't fucking move. So you don't want to go. I do I just
There you go, come on. Yeah, I've never backed it out of the driveway though
I
Well, we might die going down the hill here
I need my hand though.
Yo, it's so-
Did you not see this?
I'm gonna fucking just slam my fucking head into the thing.
I'm not kidding.
It's so bad.
You know we have the three will to do that?
I'm gonna put it in my home.
Dude, can you fix this?
Can you- I don't know.
I don't know.
Chad, how do I fix an Iving issue from like allergies?
What's the trick?
Take something?
Okay, I need to wash my hands.
Hold on.
Why, I need Mike.
Shitty Mike.
Fuck me.
I need to wash my hands for this day.
Should I change my underwear?
Should do a little draw stage
Yeah, it's not a gun
Holy recoil!
You got to surprise your face.
You got to surprise it sometimes.
I didn't expect it.
I don't want to clean towels so we're going to use a dirty one.
Oh my god, I'm not going to live.
That was good.
Stuck itchy.
Stuck a little itchy.
All right.
We'll bring it down for special occasions.
I'm sorry.
Shut up, bro.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Shut up, bro, I'm still in the mood.
Should I wear your leather jacket?
My half's doing it, it's a Harley.
I took three protections from my eyes.
And an anti-grape mask.
Alright!
I just, I shot him, I'm making a hit.
I think I did.
What are you saying?
I'm saying what happened.
At least, you and I were reviewing.
Probably not.
It's probably the end.
And that would be me, Marlon, and Jason.
Probably.
OK, I mean, if that's what you want,
what do you mean I put a submission for the house?
No, I know.
I'm the same old man.
Are you sad for me, bro?
Like, worst case scenario, it'll still
be me, you, Marlon, and Jason living together,
even if Silky and his dad want to live by themselves.
Which I don't think they will.
I'm locked.
I've never gone down a hill like this.
What do you mean?
Oh, yours has a strap?
Yours doesn't?
It does, but it doesn't really work.
Look how fucking trapped he gets, I gotta say.
Bro, it's hard to you.
You're looking at sped.
You look fucking fat.
Yeah, because it pushes your cheeks in.
Get a mic from Drew?
Yeah, guys, it only works one per camera.
You fucking morons.
I see if I have a shot of it over here this time.
Oh, nice, Vita!
Shut up.
We're going to fucking speed.
7-11 will be back.
All right, Drew.
I don't sit on that shit, I used to sit on that shit, let me set you back it up first.
Down the hill is going to be scary.
Hold chat, everyone hold.
Just a bunch of retards rolling out, boys.
Let's fucking go.
Oh, line up on.
It's not working.
Is there a bike broke?
Yeah.
Oh no.
Here, no.
Wait.
Wait a minute.
Oh my god.
Are you gonna give me a lemon?
Oh my god please.
Are you on?
I'm on.
I'm equipped.
We're back boys, wiker game!
Oh, I got a touch of the bug.
I'd use my legs!
Let me show you how it's done, buddy!
Over!
Swag!
Oh no, oh no, wait, I've never gone down that slope.
Swag!
I'm holding.
Easy claps?
Easy clap boys.
That's easy. Alligator glasses.
If we get a rest in peace Ray bro, he's really gone.
The world is so beautiful glasses.
That has blinded me.
Where are we going?
Where are we going?
Wow, look at this.
Roll out, PDFs!
Hey, PDFs!
Yo, PDFs!
Yo, PDFs, gang!
He he he he he he he he!
Hey, don't yell it out, gang, gang!
He he he he he he!
Oh, is he gonna lay flat? Oh, Jesus.
Lay flat? Oh, my God.
I mean...
No, my...
Do I have to?
Yeah.
We don't want to spend our lives on this.
We don't want to spend our lives on this.
Don't move.
All my, all my chat, all my chat.
Maybe maybe.
Okay, so right here, it's where she gets a little scaredy, scary Jack.
Alright, maybe we're good, we're good.
I don't know what they're saying, son.
Hey, PDF!
What?
Just come on, like, follow me, I'm taking you to the promise land.
What should we do?
We're going to 7-11.
Jackets, just roll out.
Where's my ice? Where's my ice? Where's my ice?
I don't know, I see it there.
There's a little blazer.
I can't do that job I'm not are they going straight I think they're going straight now
Now we're that way.
We're going now we're that way.
The 7-Eleven's over there.
What's down there?
What?
Boys, I don't know how to wait.
We have to go straight.
Wait up for me, fellow PDF.
What?
Come on.
We don't wait for traffic.
It's for us.
It's Yaya double.
It's actually Yaya?
Yeah.
I
Lazy's actually cutting
Yeah, yeah, hold tight
We have the Santos out there, now this is spot.
Wait, 7-11 straight?
Wait, we're 7-11.
There we go.
We're 7-11.
Wait.
We're 7-11.
We're 7-11.
We're 7-11.
We're 7-11.
The police?
Police?
Police?
Police?
Police?
Are you looking for a car?
7?
Where is he?
3 minutes ago.
How you doing?
I don't see him.
He died?
He's in front of his car on the left as he drew a fucking helmet.
They're going left.
I'm going to get gas real quick.
Yeah, where's Ron? What is he doing?
Where am I going to get gas?
Are you doing a good skinning joke?
Easy clap?
Easy clap. Ron actually got a chico.
Yeah, he's just sitting here, he's got a cheat code.
He's soft like water.
It's calm.
Easy.
Heck walk.
The same set we go.
walk. The same set we go.
Hold tight!
Good for a good bus.
What about the fireman?
He's going to be safe, right?
He's going to be safe.
You fool!
He was just going to keep it.
And you are said to be a man.
And you must have been a badad.
What is going on here?
Oh, I got a turn signal.
Call McConaughey and the Caps.
Hey, check.
Check. Easy.
Easy!
Wait, this is fire!
Is it fine when I hold your shoulder? Does it fuck you up?
I'm pretty sure I'm supposed to be holding your waist.
I am!
So,
well, it's just a good purchase, like low key.
Low key, I think this is a good purchase.
Like, I actually enjoy this.
I wanna go see the sunset.
It's fire.
Yo, where's that slowpoke at?
Keqwa, keqwa, keqwa.
Yo, where's the app, bro?
Where's the slowpoke at?
Hey, did you die?
Oh, I forgot.
Uh, they see?
Check waits?
Check wait?
I have a key chat. Lock your door.
Oh, here he comes.
My husband's swag, don't lie.
I look like I love this mud control.
I think 60 miles is enough.
All right.
Shall we go?
Shall we biker gang?
All right
Shall we bike again
Of course
Of course
Where are you looking at?
Where are you looking at?
Where are you looking at?
Where are you looking at?
That guy literally got a cup
but there was soda drinking on
instead of on his walk down.
Hey, PDF, I'm here.
You're wrong.
PDF, okay.
No, PDF, where you at?
Right here, for real, for real. PDF far.
PDFs are out today.
I know, bro. We're clean.
What do you think of here?
Low-key, some electrolytes?
Vitamin water?
Vitamin water is delicious.
Get to Kendo's?
I might have to get something a little healthy.
That's about $5,000.
Oh, no, I'm not thirsty.
Ooh, is he good to drink?
On the road?
They're like energyizers.
They're lazy.
Should we get one of these?
This looks like a big pie. I want to try this.
Oh, yeah, it's off, no worries.
What?
What's on me?
I'm doing it, though.
I gotta get this to him.
Yeah, sorry, get it.
Just use my car and let me see for him.
I'm not supposed to say that it's over.
She's got to go up to the other car.
You want this thing? Is this nice?
Yeah, it looks good.
I was gonna say, man, I see a motorcycle on your shirt.
It only goes 60 miles per hour, though.
How's it going, man?
I'll get my beard and the tissue.
Oh, I can do it.
Yeah, you're right.
That was your right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're called the PDFs.
No, but I don't run by.
I don't buy.
I never did.
You have a hard day to see now.
OK, so again, I'll just add the image, though.
I don't need it, just what it is.
I'll give the same, same thing I did.
Thank you.
Thank you, brother.
What's up with that guy inside, man?
Some people are happy, some people are angry, bro.
I'm okay, thank you. What'd they give you on top?
How far is the OSDS house where?
20 minutes.
Yeah, it looks before we left.
Yeah, let's save it. We can do a whole bikeers gang, then.
We all gotta pop out in leather jackets.
Ooh, Ray did ask me to get him a slushie, though.
How you gonna carry that? We don't couple with him.
Not sure, I don't think I'm gonna be able to.
He doesn't need that garbage.
That's what I said.
And go to a bike with a bottle.
Tell him.
We might get killed, but it's fine.
I'm not tripping, bro.
No one's fucking up me.
Say that.
Yo, are you actually scared of going fast with that?
I was scared at first, but like, low key, I figured it out.
You know, you're supposed to lean.
That's how I'm taking these corners.
Yeah, and then.
A little bit of leanage, yeah.
And that's how I'm tripping any bikers in the chat.
They're like, might be seeing like the BMW guys too,
Maybe scraping their knees on the ground down here
Oh
Good the soccer tonight boys, so we're gonna come what?
Good soccer training again.
Um...
Like on-tree?
I can pop out, right?
I'm telling you.
I'm dead, I should put it where it can't.
It's not gonna pop out.
I'm just gonna train with us.
I am, have it.
I've been doing it like, on my own time.
Smell that?
It smells like bullshit.
It's not.
Look at this, and you're about to do something with no soccer ball.
I don't have a ball, but like, I mean, I do not use...
I don't use it.
Alright, fine, sure.
You're a fucking...
Fucking tune.
That was the corner, yeah.
Alright, now what do we do with our micro-gang?
We try to recruit people to PDF?
Anyone want to depart to PDFs?
What are you fucking listens?
You can start the bike again, you can not go join or no? Probably not, okay, what about Harkin? Probably
You give me? Definitely
All right, we gotta get we gotta get a free bike again. Hey, that's the ambulance. That's how you felt.
Ah, my appendix!
Should we race back to the house? Or is that band?
Chad, when we get banned, what is loitering?
Oh, we need to throw shit on the ground.
No, it's littering.
No, it's illegal that we're loitering at 7-Eleven.
What does that mean?
Do you have a matter, Daddy?
Oh, yeah, do you have a matter, Daddy?
What's a matter, Daddy?
Nothing much.
Okay, I'm bad news.
How do you pop the trunk?
Chad, what is loitering?
It's like lurking around.
How is that illegal to be wrecked inside of like...
I've been banished.
But we're not lurking around.
He's banished, bro. Fuck it.
Yeah, I've been banished.
Fuck it, Tom. We're banned.
Woo-hoo-hoo!
That headlight comes on, you know it's fucking time to ride.
Is it?
Let's fucking do this!
Here we go, that's ride!
Here we go. Look at this, boys.
I'll let you back it up, fly up on it.
Hey, bitch!
See you at the house, dude.
I'm not gonna get home.
Adam, y'all now, gay-gay!
See you, gay-mong!
Hey, bitch!
Hey, bitch!
Here you go, man
You going straight?
Go bro, don't hit me
You're going left
You're going straight
I forgot we could do this as bikers
Like, oh my god, I might hit you by then
Go fast!
Go fast!
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
I hit the target!
What?
What?
What?
Every bit of the world is going to see
You're my demon
And I just give up
I'm a virgin, I'm a blind
I've been dead, all of the time
And I know that wish you I can tell
After looking your eyes
I'm going to go to the left.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
God, guys.
Oh
I'm going to get a little bit of it.
I got one, I got one!
Come on man!
I got one!
I got one!
I got one!
I got it for you sir, I got him.
Thank you.
It's all mine!
I'm holdin' boy!
We need to go straight to the ground.
Everybody go in a wrong shot and tell him he's a narcissist.
Woo! Woo! Woo!
Hey!
fuc-ing girl boys?
I'll be a swag in the chat, man.
I know he got the hang of it.
Yeah, the- that ride was a lot smoother.
I hope you got the hang of it.
It's fun, isn't it?
Wait a sec, if I'm telling you Ron, wait a second, there's a day on the street where
you have to go for 30 minutes and you see the traffic and then you get your intent.
For fuck's sake, I want a air one.
This is a nice bike too, bro.
Wait, can you put your helmet on for a second?
Super close, how much on this?
On 10 minutes, one in driving!
Oh yeah, but I have to make it all fell in haste.
They're calling you a narcissist.
WNARCHED ASSISTANT ATTACK
Yeah, they're sort of all spamming that in your chat.
It looked like your chat was getting bothered.
It obviously wasn't, but...
Oh, because the girl, the one girl, wouldn't let us in.
And she won't listen to me, did you get on here?
Oh yeah, short her face. She's a fucking retard.
We gotta run away.
Learn to let people in, bro. Get a job.
I have a NARCHED ASSISTANT ATTACK. Go ahead, get it out.
That was fun.
Michael, I gotta...
I gotta fucking drive this more.
Okay.
What's wrong?
What are you trying to raise me?
I already saw him say something.
What?
I don't read my chat as much as you when I'm...
I gotta not say that.
It looks like you want to read it.
What are they saying?
I don't know what it says.
You're a manipulator, hypocrite.
you're a narcissist, hypocrite, narcissist, all narcissists.
Check, chill, bro, stop saying weird things, they'll be in the rooch, I don't say it's wrong, bro.
I'm literally plugging this in.
Oh my god, though.
Oh, fuck, my passport.
Sticking for gold?
Oh, you're just a LZ.
Oh my god.
Really?
Well, fuck you, you're just crazy.
Fuck the couple.
It would be just sliding in and out.
Now, you wouldn't even be able to find my hole.
Jungle.
I swear to God you live here upon my house.
I just forgot something, fuck.
That's my wife's cat.
All of that, idiot.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
I would have fell out if I sued you.
Not my chat, you fucking idiots.
Holy f**king cheeser, man.
Chat, can y'all see me?
Guys, not my chat, you f**king morons!
Holy f**k.
Okay, here's the plan, cause we have soccer again tonight, and I have something to go buy, please.
And I gotta pick up my GLE, because it was, uh, had a flat.
I'm gonna end, but I'm, we also had a great stream, a little four hour and a half, a little four hour, five to five.
55 not a bad move at all um good fucking stream today um we're live tomorrow for oscs day
let's go let's go tomorrow is a friday too we got oscs day we are gonna um
do a lot of shit with oscs i think we're gonna i'm gonna plan it after stream um should be good
vibes tomorrow will probably be a longer stream tomorrow is also the ultra drop um mods if you
you can spam it up ultra is dropping tomorrow at 12 so maybe I'll go live
around 11 so we could do some shit then maybe we could do some shit before it
is first come first serve this drop it's for the pink hoodie it's just the pink
hoodie first come first serve there is no wait time there's no nothing literally
it's just first come first serve so simple as that at 12 PST if you want it
it's great quality if anyone who has bought one you could say it's good
quality if you can vouch so that all the weirdness in the check and just say it's
good I don't know how much it is it's probably the same price as everything
else I don't really do all the prices I'm just promoting it how am I never a
captain so here's the schedule tomorrow OSCS day W Saturday I think we're doing
a rug stream we'll know tomorrow Sunday we have a CS tournament okay four before
tournament. Let's get the vibes going. It should be good. I'm pretty sure Monday we
have a Valorant tournament also with Jason. So we have a pretty good weekend and then
we're going to fucking, we're going to do the charity stream with Cutie Cinderella.
So we're going to figure out that time. And then we're going to Dallas next week. Okay.
We're going to go to Dallas with clicks next week. It's going to be good vibes. Appreciate
the subs today. Appreciate the doughnose. Appreciate anyone who followed W little five hour streams.
Good, good little stream.
Keep everything going.
Live tomorrow, simple as that.
And I will see you guys early tomorrow.
Early tomorrow, I love you boys so fucking much.
Make sure you guys get the drop.
Join the Twitter com, exclamation mark, calm.
And then also,
let's go to the show.
Also, join the Twitter com, exclamation mark,
and then send stuff to the PO Box.
PO Box, I think next Friday.
Next Friday, next Friday, I love you boys, and I'll see you tomorrow!
Fuck your boys!
You see that blue in the chat?
I love this community, I love you guys!
See you tomorrow!
Yeah, we got that girl, if he's still, then he's still, yeah, like that.