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W Grinder in the chat.
I used to be on Grinder.
I don't know if anyone even knows
who that app is anymore.
Yo, Chris, thank you for the eight months.
10 months of asterisk was good early
because you didn't go to the gym.
Yo, Scorpi bro, you're early to hate on me.
Motherfucker, I went to the gym today.
Can we get a W progress?
Come on, bro, I'm locked in on God.
Yo, Salty was good, Salty was good, Chris was good.
W progress, thank you, thank you, thank you.
They were in 24 months, welcome back for two years
and Quill was good.
of your whole closet you choose that you chun yo dumb fuck yo dumb fuck i look great today no
troll do y'all see my skin glowing my skin low-key glowing bro low-key is glowing yo you know
when a seamen john was good how you doing bro what is your CS team yo chat today is the CS
fucking tournament the CS fucking tournament is today i'm gonna be honest with you i put it on
Dischats life
We are winning I put it on this chats life. We are fucking winning, bro. We are fucking winning. I'm dead ass
I'm live this early. Yes early. This is early for me 12 30 is early because I'm here to practice
Okay, I'm here to fucking practice. I'm dead ass, bro. I want it so fucking badly
I I honestly want to bet money with you guys. Can I bet it much? Wait? Am I a captain?
wait wait wait what wait am I a captain or am I a fucking player what the fuck
leaked no way how do I know what I am people told me that I might be you're
a captain wait am I no no no no no no no first time chatter daddy fart on me
Yo, do you guys want me to ban this guy like I'm just confused like what do you serve for the chat? What do you actually serve?
Huh, bro, I'm sober bro. I'm just over and mod him mod him mod him
Okay, banned banned banned. I'm gonna be honest with you. The tournament is supposed to start in an hour and ten minutes
I'm gonna be honest. Do you think anyone's gonna show up on time?
Do you think anyone's gonna show up on time?
Real talk. No, absolutely. No, dude
I actually don't know who's gonna come first pause
But they need to come fast is all I'm gonna say because it's almost that fucking time
It's almost that fucking time aka. Thank you for this. Hold on now
I
Haven't had sex in a long time I'm gonna start sticking my dick in things I swear this morning bro
This morning whoever sent me this candle in my P.O. Box, bro
I'm dead as I I swear may God strike me down. I was thinking of fucking this
I swear, I'm not gonna do it obviously I'm not gonna do it, but like I had a thought I had a thought I had a thought
I had a fucking thought that's not weird. That's not weird
That's not weird. Also this morning for the first time ever I trim my pubes with a knife
Whoever sent me this in the PO box you I like held my hair and went like this
It was kind of nice. It was kind of nice, bro. It was actually kind of nice. I didn't have skizzards
I don't know what I'm gonna do. I didn't know what you were gonna do bro different run-off stream tech weights
what bro like we just started the streaming you want me to already click
links like what table ronaldos seen in Beverly Hills with one of his girlfriends
hey Ronaldo I don't know this is not a ball I'm doing good so
right there it seems to reach I just wanted to ask you this yeah what's one
thing that made you rich that people think it's stupid be honest bro do I look
Chopped honestly buying stuff like I don't know if there's a good answer
They're like people say that this is a stupid purchase. Yeah to me. It's like it makes me happy
And that's all that matter chat
I put on everything if you guys see me in person mark my words right if you guys see me in person next person
Who sees me a person and says Ryan you are so handsome in person. I'll give you a thousand dollars
That's how I'm feeling right now
A lot of money, but I mean it was like it makes me happy. I like driving paying for compliments. No, no, no
Why is the cash-up spots are still in the description?
wait
Are you dead no fucking way they kept this all right, but
Who else is in here who else is in here? Oh, yeah, so leveling your time is done
Your time is actually fucking done. Yeah, goodbye. Um, who else? Nascar you paid me. Yeah, your time is fucking done
What else what else what else box? Oh my god, please really ran a fucking ticket on me. Holy fucky shit. All right, we're done
At my snapchat. I'm a grown-ass fucking man. Do I really need to promote my snapchat? Let me fucking close that
Yeah, that's pretty good. That's pretty good. There we go. That's pretty nice actually
Okay, in terms of streaming is this a stupid purchase I'm telling you what's the biggest
mistake that makes you happy in life if if something makes you happy in life you should
always chase it whether it's money whether it's fortune whether it's success whether
it's anything you should always fucking chase it at stable or not I know I make a lot of
you guys happy but like do the thing is to me is it egotistical if I buy materialistic
Truthfully answer you can answer I won't get offended. I just love cars, bro
I love if I just love them most humans
They do for money, and I know I just love them, bro
I just actually I love that and I love it gambling and drugs while I got news for you, bro
Stable Renoto is about to start doing both of them. So now is your fucking time to start subbing up
Now's your time to start subbing up, bro. Literally, bro. Now's your time. Thank you for 29 months. Thank you, bro
Thank you. I'm dead serious. There's gonna be a time
I'm telling you we're stable Renato goes live and you're gonna see the go live notification drug mukbang
And I'm gonna try every fucking drug. I need you. I need you
Also guys, I don't want to lock it in officially
But but so far we might involve more to voice so far. I'm pretty sure me and Jason possibly possibly
I'm not locking it in we might be doing a little bit of my yammy trip
Maybe we might invite some of the guys up there down maybe like a lacy maybe more
long maybe maybe whoever's gonna go but like low-key man I'm gonna hit Miami for
one time what is spring break for you guys bro spring break is soon or you
guys on it right now I don't know go to the middle of the new Simon vid they
showed the teams for the charity match link perhaps you're a chud dang good
17 months bro yo by the way guys I uploaded this tic-tac I'm not kidding
Say you fool. Oopsies. Wrong clip. I open up this tic-tac. I get ass. Let me know, bro
Let me know. Let me actually know
Do I have potential? Yes or no? Do I have potential?
Be honest
Look at the comments just hit the go live button bro. Is this one of you guys?
Thought this was more than for a second. Yes 100% 29%
Chat I'm dead ass. I'm about to start looks maxing. What is the first step to looks maxing?
no dead dead serious no troll shit no exaggeration what is the first step oh my
god I actually I'm not kidding I think I think Lacey needs to actually kill
himself he never shuts his fucking door I can't wait to move houses because once
we move houses bro I'm literally just gonna lock his door yo Joe by any chance
Could you possibly shut Lacey's door?
Yeah, he likes to play his speakers on Max Volly, I'm sorry.
Yeah, no, it's okay. You can use my shutting all of it.
Well, I'm just looking right now and both doors are...
Say what?
Both doors are shut, absolutely.
Oh, can you tell him to lower and be considerate of others before I fucking freak out and break his fucking speakers?
Yeah.
Thank you.
Um, what is this?
But actually before we get into this so do I have potential yes or no dead ass
Be honest, bro actually
First thing I'm doing mark my words right now if I ever get caught drinking anything besides water
I need you guys to fucking spank me. Okay, spank me until I cream water is the first step facts or no
Only water only water, bro. Only only water moving forward. That's number one number two
No more eating bullshit. This starts today. This starts today. This isn't a classic
This isn't no this starts today. I swear bro. We're gonna recreate this exact tick-tock in one year
And I swear we're gonna we are gonna be ripped ready
They already leaked the teams what is this?
wait
Wait, I'm not even on this
Wait, I am wait. I'm on the team with Jason
Phantom
Hey
But adapt wait
Last pick how am I last pick? I'm how does this equate to me being last make out? Well move my camera, please
Thank you
Last pick
Wait, this doesn't look
This doesn't really look like
Is this gonna be this year's I don't believe this
XQC
What if I'm first pick and that's why I'm at the bottom
Who the fuck just said that
Soviet Min-Charity match!
Oh, fuck!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Who the fuck just...
Who the fuck just said that?
50 ginton burgers!
Holy...
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Thank you so much, bro!
Thank you so much for the 50 fucking burgers!
Everyone say thank you for the burgers!
Holy 50 cheeseburgers!
Thank you, bro!
40 years old, yo, bitch, you can't just multiply my age.
my online age is 23, my e-age is 18.
Next thing, let's talk about this.
Who the fuck was yelling?
They're mistake on the door.
I'm on your right, man!
I promise you, don't want to stay in your house.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
So that was that fucking funny.
So that was that fucking funny
for everyone to laugh at fucking knowledge.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, JJ, yo, KSI, yo, Dick Muncher.
You think shit is like, yo, I don't understand this joke.
I deadass don't understand this joke.
I actually don't understand this joke.
Like, why the fuck do people keep picking on me?
Side Men Charity match.
Oh.
Oh.
Is there a mistake on the door?
Come on, you redhead.
I promise you, you don't want to stay with the others.
I'm the first pick for the Side Men Charity match
20 second of march wait oh my god oh my god oh my god chat marker calendar I'm
deadass Sidemen charity match draft seven wait seven PM UK time chat is what
7 p.m. UK time is what someone tell me someone tell me what my time of day
1 p.m. Eastern wait, so then what time is that for me can someone do the math
What time would that be for me?
Someone do the math around stop wasting my fucking time
11 you punk
11 p.m. PST mark my calendar right now outlaw guys 22nd of March I put it on
God clip this right now I'm gonna be the first pick yes yes yes bro oh my god
bro I kid you not I've been waiting my whole fucking life yo I'm deadass last
Last year was a fluke. I want to be honest with you. Last year was a fluke. I was trolling.
This year I'm giving it my fucking all. I will be the first fucking pick.
Clip it right fucking now and if I'm lying, may God strike me in my fucking chat.
I swear. I swear, bro. I swear.
Oh my god, bro, 11 a.m. What are you talking about, bro?
Dude, don't put us into this.
Dude, chat. I put it on. Yo, yo, yo, god.
Hold on. Let me have a talk with you real quick. Yo, yo, god.
If you're listening, can you do me a favor?
Can you do me a favor?
If I am not the first pick, strike AJ Big Man 26 down.
I'm dead ass.
I'm dead ass, bro. He wants to type?
He wants to type like this?
Yeah, you.
Yeah, strike AJ Big Man 26 down, bro.
Take him out.
Take him out. I'm dead ass.
And peen-poppy, matter of fact.
Is there a mistake?
Come on, boy.
Ladies.
So that ass to the Uber Eats driver outside literally just looked into the window and
just stared at me.
Oh my god I look like a fucking weirdo.
Oh my fucking god I look like a fucking weirdo bro.
He dead ass just looked straight into my fucking window bro.
Oh my god.
Yo clutch you gifted you're so short first of all I'm 5 foot 8 which is the ideal height for a man
Everyone knows that in this chat number two. Thank you for another 50 fucking gift. They can everyone say oh
My god 10 gifted from cat and another 50 sky gifted 150 I can't do this my legs
I mean bro my my yo my
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
A hundred!
Two hundred gifted total!
Can everyone say thank you?
Holy shit, man.
Look at all these fucking thank yous in my chat.
Holy fucking...
Jeez.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Holy 250 and then 10 gifted from cat, bro. If you're a girl drop with me. I'm trying to see something
Thank you so much for the 10 and then the 250 if you didn't get a gifted sub in this chat
You're actually just a poor odd
Low key bro low fucking key
Low fucking key bro. Low fucking key. No high key actually bro. Yo
Look who's your cap look like your captain yo everyone at that clutch guy one right now and give him strokes dead ass give
Oh my god, and he finished it off of another 20, bro
Give him strokes right now dead ass give this guy strokes, bro
This guy that deserves every type of fucking stroke and she can let's consent of course
Thank you so much for the fucking gifted subs man. Wow that is love right there. That is love
That's actually love chap think about it. He worked his ass off at a job
Just to give stable Ronaldo sitting at a desktop screaming twerking listening to fucking Mog edit music all of his money, bro
That is that's respect. That's respect that that s respect, bro
280 of you guys have literally gotten no ads now you better thank him if you got a stop dead ass
Ron's a captain now
wait me Joe
Onay Jason XQC Richie's point and squishy or captain's
Wait, who's my first round pick? Who do I pick first? Who do I pick first?
Who do I pick first?
Who's the best player here?
Cuff him or Bruce yeah, do you guys want me to like
Noticing chat noticing actually noticing actually noticing noticing make a draft board
outlaw
Cuff them actually play CS unironically. I think I don't know if they'd want to be it's honestly gonna be half to be the
Vibes, you know, we got to see who wants to be picked by stable or not a fax or no
Like you got to think about it. Some of these people might not even want to get picked by me
Facts or no like low-key like who is generally the best?
Like I need you know, it's gonna beat others compared to me Jack the oh my god
This guy gets it another fucking 50. Oh, I did ask my legs are gonna get out
Bro, I actually don't know what you're gonna do. Do you want me to fucking just like bounce on your dick?
Holy shit, can everyone just fucking give him strokes, bro?
This guy's getting so many subs to the point where I'm not even gonna have a point of running ads anymore
You guys are just gonna have no ads dead ass dead serious, bro
Oh my god. All right. I'm done lol, bro clutch. You need to be done, bro
That is much appreciated dead ass. No more. No more. I'm dead ass man dead serious. Thank you, bro
Holy shit stop giving me your money
Make enough off twitch ads, bro. You're ruining it now. Now my viewers are not gonna get ads, bro
Like I'm give I'm done gifting to y'all Mario the only thing you're gifting is a fucking nothing you bought burger boy
Listen if I had to make a team who should be in my team
Because we need chemistry. I need chemistry. It's not gonna be about gunplay or skill facts or no
It's gonna be about chemistry
Mura I think. Stable, Fat Tardo, thank you for the 5 gifted. The thing is Klicks low
key should be my first pick, no? He's good at CS, is he not? Thank you for the 5 gifted
stable, fat Tardo, even though I hate you. Low key. Low key. Silky? First and foremost,
Silky's not even going to be here on time, number one. Number two, I don't even know
if silky has the game installed number three it's silky bro simple as that bro
honestly i think for my team i think i'm gonna get bruce cuff them and sketch i think that's a
great uh i think that's a great team yo 20 gifted from clutch again
holy fucking shit bro i don't even know what to say anymore this guy's dead ass gonna make me come
I'm deadass. No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, bro.
D-Gloved?
Stable Ronaldo known as sub-five Jester Gulen randomly started Thank You, Mog and Clavicular, the number one ranked Chad.
Wait, so this is what I look like when I do this?
Yeah, I gotta stop doing this shit. I'm deadass with-
Low key, am I the problem? I'm starting to realize it. Am I the fucking problem?
I'm starting to fucking realize that holy shit. What is going on today?
Dead ass if if you want to get this up you better start saying me like I'm dead. I like what is going on, bro?
You know, I'm just gonna play the video. I'll let my video do it for you
Oh, S. Cheat with the 50 fucking gifted, bro
Same shirt. Yeah, dumb fuck. This was five seconds ago
Like what are you talking about same sure what time is the game in about 45 minutes so when
should I start practicing oh look I'm getting a phone call you are not gonna be my first
not even close.
No, listen, you're going to have to pick me, bro, come on, face it, level 10, rank one
in NA, rank one in EU, come on, rank one in both things, you, you, you, you, you won trade
in Valorant.
You're a Valorant player, which is for, I can't say that word on stream, right?
That's number one.
Number two, number two, you win trade.
Number three, you have a big nose.
Number four, you're not my first pick, okay?
Come on, Ron. We don't weigh back, bro. Come on.
You have to pick me, bro.
Dude, I'm facing level 10, bro.
Ask your chat what facing level 10 means.
They'll start glazing, bro.
Yeah, I'm facing level 10, hard.
you
you
you
you
you
You think I'm nervous as fuck?
Wait, oh my god this is actually new news. Dead serious? I'm so glad you sent this, bro.
The news, thank you for sending this news, bro. Much a fucking appreciated, bro.
Seriously, we needed to see that. Everyone, everyone thank him right now.
What the actual fuck is this done now?
Here, this is how I'm gonna get banned, bro. I'm dead ass gonna get banned.
Holy fuck, I'm bookmarking that.
to get it out. We never got this segment sag. Holy old room nostalgia. Let's watch.
Nobody should be saying this right now, but I'm gonna say it just to get it out.
Yo, this dude, Pepsi, wants me to go find every clinker. And what I mean by that is,
he wants me to go to Hollywood Boulevard and you know those little robots that deliver food?
You know what I'm talking about? Those little robots. He wants me to follow one around
until we find the spawn point of them.
Yo, like, clanker hunts.
Yeah, he wants me to kick them.
Yes, that could be huge.
Bro, that's g-
Miss Pepsi, bro.
Deadass Miss Pepsi.
A deadass deal.
Do we do that shit for Pepsi?
Let me know in the comments right now.
Do we pay homage?
Lays might be my new favorite streamer. I'm gonna be honest with you
Dude load of music. I look he misplay in late night video games of the brothers bro
Little bit of game time there, but in game time
Ron shocks. It was a little bit. I'm all right
Was there yesterday who was there for this stream? I actually didn't know was on me no troll
Oh, wait, there's a three two one
Three two one
OH MY FUCKING GOD!
Dude, I did this, I'm-
Yo, does anybody here actually use a shock collar on their dogs, or cats, or animals?
Hold my fucking god another 20 gifted Keck Retail.
Oh my god, I actually don't know what to tell you anymore, bro.
Thank you so much.
Like, dude, clutch, yo, I'm-
Not gonna lie, outlaw, get his number right now so I can send him a penis pic.
Oh fuck, no, that's banable, I'm sorry, I'm just kidding.
Oh, hey, Google help, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
If you do, then die.
I'm gonna be so honest if you use a shock collar on a dog you need to tell yourself in-game like I'm dead serious
Bro, that shit is actual misery on me
In the crib faded off the tongue tongue tongue. Well, that's love man
Average Indian family. Yeah, dude. Dude. Dude. Dude. You're an actual rider, man
One of the best orcs hope they start doing content together
What do you say?
I'm a dick.
What do you mean?
I'm a dick.
I know we can't be mad at you for your dandy.
Curve your hips for your memory.
Remember, Gardena, I took this dude to your camera.
I know it's time we'll be mad at me.
I have to do it.
I'm a dude, XD with a 10 and then clutch with a 20.
I'm dead ass, guys.
Stop, bro.
Please.
Everyone's gonna get no abs.
Thank you, though.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Much appreciated.
I'm gonna be dead honest with you.
Don't know if they'll ever be another order guys, and I asked everyone in the group channels like who wants to go to Japan
Maybe a little how much did a fan trip that we did two years ago, but this time we do it, right?
I said yo, let's go to Japan because I want to go and Jason and Lisa the ones who responded so yeah
Zap they were five gifted man much appreciated. Thank you so much and Mario. Thank you for the gift there
Oh, Jixie. They were five gifted also. Wow. We're almost at 22,000 subs
Oh my god a ski with the 20 gifted and then clutch with the fit yo
What is go and then XD with that's what is going on? What is going on?
Am I doing a sub at that? Am I dead ass doing a sub at that like what is what is going on right now, bro?
Should I open up the wheel? Should I open up the fucking wheel? Holy fucking shit?
Oh my god, you guys are giving everyone one month of no ads like this is whatever bro. You know, I can't yeah
Yeah, bro. Thank you so much for all the gifted subs that you guys just fucking did man
If you didn't get a sub say me and at Scorpion, maybe you'll get lucky
Holy fucking shit, bro. And another 10 gifted from Zeal.
Holy shit, man. Holy shit.
We are printing. I'm deadass. I don't even know what to say.
I'm deadass. I don't know what to say. You guys are getting...
Yo Rev, dude, these guys are coming out of the blue! Just gifting socks!
Thank you for the 10 gifted Rev. Thank you.
Oh my fucking god. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. You're welcome to give it 14 months trouble.
Oh my fucking god. Oh my god another 20 gifted from xd. Oh my fuck. I can't even stream man
Five gifted from Lance. Thank you, bro. Holy one bit. Yo, keep your bit bro dead ass if you're gonna okay
Let's just be honest out if you're gonna do this. Yeah, let's be let's be real here
Let's be real here. All right. Stop with the one bits. Hold on. I'm making sure we're good
real quick yo zeo with another 10 no my god oh two eggs yo what does that mean
site you've been spamming this laze secret tiktok account
laze does kinda look like this guy yo another fucking five gifted from
Morty, bro. Thank you. W speed homage. Hey, it's all right. David a five. Yo chat be honest.
Did it look like I cleared this or no?
Thank you guys for all the subs, bro. Thank you guys for all the subs much appreciated, bro much appreciated
We're back at twenty two thousand
Be honest, did it look like I cleared this?
Oh that was looking close.
Ah is this edited?
I can't.
On court, on court.
Ah that one kinda sold the clip, Loki.
Oh my god.
Is she entering?
By the way, yes.
He and ladies dead ass crashed the car yesterday. I swear to God
We crashed bro. We were driving home on the bike at night. It was the first time I ever drove on the bike at night and
We literally were going past the light and we hit like a pothole like a divot or something like that
And I kid you not I kid you not we hit the divot the bottom of the car exploded. I'm not kidding
I'm not fucking kidding. It literally exploded and we were like what the fuck happened? Why is it sparking?
So I pull over I try to fix it and as I'm fixing it completely falls on top of me and the whole thing just fucking broke
The whole right side of the car or the bike just broke and then when it broke
We we we got up and we fixed it, but yes, we did fall off the bike
I kid you not
I'm an actual pain and I'll be taking off three weeks simple as that because of that pain because of that pain
I'll be taking off three weeks simple as that clutch with another fucking 20 gift that you know what we're taking off no days anymore
Thank you so much clutch
Holy fucking shit. This guy's gifted me so many subs. I actually think I owe him money. I'm dead ass
Guys tomorrow. I have nothing planned as of right now Kequah, but on the 17th we're flying to Dallas remember
So, yes, be ready for that. Be ready for that. Hey Ron, KSI, Sidemen, Nuvid. I did see it.
I'm gonna get first round pick. Ron, you're captain now for the CS Tourney, then you put
the stupid E-Mote. Classic Saj form, bro. Saj form, yep. Become a top rated doordasher.
No, I'm gonna become a predator. So, you cut my clip early, bro. Thank you, stumble
Become a top rated door down or five gifted I guess and oh ski with the ten gifted
This clip of a streamer playing resident evil is going viral playing the game like Call of Duty
How do you uh shoulder peak in this game?
Something coming through the window for sure
This is terror right class thank you for another 20 get that I'm not even gonna say thank you anymore, bro
You're just sick of hearing me
I'm dead ass
I did finish the game, I did finish the game, did I not, I'm confused.
Did I not, what are you talking about bro, I dead ass finished the game, I dead ass
Let's finish the game.
What is this?
Hi there!
Should I fucking, should I go?
Oh, no!
Yo, Alot, did you put this on my fucking screen?
Like, bro, you're gonna scare people in my chat.
There's probably people out there that actually thought I died, bro,
So fucking sad nice. This is not available my location. Did you know me probably got fucking sad?
I'm dead ass people probably thought I actually fucking exploded when should I start warming up chat for this tournament be honest?
I got a really I actually want to win. I'm dead ass
But I hope Ron Jane Lee
Red gets helpers ED EDs could kill you really quickly and then he puts a triple T emote
I'm gonna be honest with you redify does not care about anything. I tell him if I tell him to stop throwing up
He'll be like, no, Keckler simple as that bro
Same builds. Go fuck yourself. Go fuck yourself.
I'm gonna be so dead honest with you, bro. This shit is just cringe, man.
Yo, Marlon, I'm gonna pray that, like, somehow you just get fucking fat, bro.
Dead serious, too. I'm actually gonna pray that you just get fucking fat.
I don't even give a fuck. Recreate this challenge. I recreate this challenge.
all you guys will just fucking call me chopped call me ugly call me there's
just absolutely zero fucking point there's dead-ass zero point there's
dead-ass zero point bro like what is this account bro you really made another
account just to post this fucking thirst trap shit like you are such a burger
oh do looks matter that fucking much that you could get fucking a million
likes on a fucking to post oh my god bro maybe I actually have to start
looks maxing bro how many views does this one have let's say 32,000 but at
least I look cute no
you know what pisses me off the most isn't even when you guys giggle nothing
I just see LMFAO in all caps it's like bro stable or not give me a job who the
fuck are you who the actual fuck are you you literally made a Twitter account just
a tweet at me like bro what are you doing bro like why would I just give
you a fucking job thank you for another 30 give it holy fucking shit man I don't
even know what to say anymore man this guy's gifted me 600 subs almost this
stream holy fuck could everyone just give him strokes dead ass I don't know
what to say anymore clutch do you want my phone number you want to have
sex with me I don't know what you want um what is this oh he's trolling this isn't
actually real obviously it's just like troll but I would collab with these guys
yeah I would do a collab with these two but it just seems like they're obviously
being unserious when they say like the Jack Jack or anything they hated you
before yeah I know well they're obviously trolling
oh heck what heck what heck well bro can I get some reddit for free where do you get
the reddit bro that's what I want um I have a theory that OSD say my good move
back nope you miss it um get behind the stable drew we got you nice actually nice
come out of here please wait I didn't even see this the camera or the the
The Uber driver actually touched on Lee's pause.
Hey, Lee's is so chopped.
Oh my God.
Two, one.
Wait.
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
Not bad, bro.
Not fucking bad, another 20 gifted, bro.
I don't know what to say anymore.
I actually don't know what to say anymore, bro.
Thank you for another 20.
Everyone just give him love, man.
I don't know what he wants me to say.
Ron?
Dude, I've seen this like five times man.
How you doing?
My name is Jack.
I'm 800 million likes.
I've seen this man.
They'll do it for the money, they do it for the help.
I've seen this bro.
That ass, he's a great fucking dude.
Yo clutch bro, do me a favor, give me strokes.
Jack banana.
People or-
I love bananas by the way.
I don't know what it is, chat.
I love bananas.
For me it's like, it's the same thing.
It's like streaming, as I enjoyed streaming and then obviously turned into a job which I'm grateful for.
so the job you love and you're making money.
I don't really enjoy what you do.
If you go in every single day not happy,
you're never going to get the outcome you want.
True!
You're always going to just make money, money, money,
and you're never going to have fun with it.
True.
I enjoy that.
Some of that my manager always told me is like,
every grass is cool, but like the journey to getting this is the coolest part.
Who's your favorite streamer?
Uh, Jynxie.
He's my favorite.
Okay, man.
God bless you, man.
Thank you so much.
You're very welcome.
My name is Jab.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Yeah, of course.
God bless you.
Hey, Chad.
Hey, Chad.
I don't fuck a man. He made every view count
It's a little quote by stable Ronaldo dead serious. It's a quote that nobody has ever seen
Dead serious route dead serious stole a quote. I did not see that quote. Who did I see that go from?
stolen quote chat if I win an award I'm dead ass gonna see that quote do you
think I get in trouble or no don't damn seems like nobody cares to do you
together anymore maybe just yeah I mean that's the truth I told you that for
like weeks now no one just believes me but just keep believing whatever and
says not man I had to cop nice man that's nice thank you for going bro did I
guess them right dude oh my god bro chat is everyone warming up yet or no is
there a tournament going on yeah it's called thunder it's called thunder this
This shit is not starting in the next 30 minutes.
I just second bro, Obama could be taking the shit out of no bro.
Zero chance.
Yeah, Obama could be taking the shit out of no bro.
Zero chance.
You wouldn't even put it out close.
Wait, clicks is dead ass.
Single person.
Nice man.
Every single tweet I see of the icon.
Nice.
It doesn't start till three.
The clutch they're going to take a gift.
Join discord.
Wait, what discord?
Wait.
Was that supposed to join a discord?
Okay, I'm not even going to be that guy to say I'm looking at the DMs right now on Twitter
Silky typed in the DMs today at eight minutes ago Silky wrote yo it's CS or CS to go?
Question mark and then Richie responds wait no I'm not I'm just going to show you guys
I'm dead ass I'm dead ass you think I'm lying and I'm just going to I'm just going
to show you guys here this is what I this is like this is what we're dealing
with dead ass this is what we're dealing with
like I'm I'm like bro I'm dead ass bro this is sad bro wrap that shit up man
Holy fucking burger. Oh my god. Let me join the discord
Except as stable holy another 50. I don't know to do bro. I don't do I'm about I don't know to do
I did ask no no to do. Thank you, bro. Thank you dead serious. Thank you
Holy fuck. Okay. I'm in the discord. Nobody's fucking here
Lol lol
lol
lol
Check sports stream. Yo, how many times I gotta tell you guys, I'm not fucking scared of sport
I'm dead-ass better than him. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I
See the shit look at me. I'm spoiled
He doesn't even have a knife
How long has it been 20 minutes we're gonna draft the teams in 20 minutes
Holy no aura
And question mark other teams made yet. No, does he need a knife? Do I have to give them one?
Am I supposed to be fucking impressed hitting stationary targets?
No, no, no, dead ass.
Am I supposed to be fucking impressed?
Yo, am I actually supposed to be fucking impressed?
Yo, holy shit, bro.
Deque him, it's not fair.
Somebody call an ambulance, but not for fucking me!
I'm good. I'm yeah, no, no, I'm dead ass. I'm dead ass, bro. We're see the new trade of life. What is the trade? I
Don't give a fuck who is Bill Kerman?
Who the fuck is Bill Kerman, bro? I don't fucking go. I'm declining your offer, bro
I don't I don't care about Bill fucking Clermine, bro. Whatever his name is
Holy shit, bro. Oh my god, man. Stop. That's $1,000 by the way
Okay.
Chad, let me show you how it's done.
You want to see how it's done?
No, no, no.
Do you guys want to see how it's done?
Yes or no?
Activate gamer mode.
Can y'all hear me?
Check, check.
Can y'all hear me?
Hello?
Wait, was I muttered?
Wait.
Who muttered?
Who muttered?
Who muttered?
Who muttered?
Who muttered?
Who muttered?
Who muttered?
Wait
What
First and foremost first and foremost chat look at this
Never before seen
M9 bayonet Ruby
number one
Beautiful knife unboxed by stable Ronaldo a fucking Ruby
Look at this. Look at this. This is worth
$20,000. $20,000. Next up, next up.
Carambit Doppler, Doppler Sapphire worth $35,000.
No cuts, no scrapes, no nothing. Perfection.
That's number one. Vice Gloves Factory New.
Look at these. Look how beautiful they are.
$5,000 to $20,000. Not bad. Not bad.
All fade, perfect pattern. What is this? $20,000?
What is that? $20,000? $20,000?
Stable Ronaldo phase red line AK.
Dude, I mean, this is, this is, we're moving different, kid.
Stop under the M1481S!
Wow.
Look at this, look at this, look at this, look at this, look at this, look at this.
What map did he play, chat?
Aimbot?
Got it.
Watch.
Let me show you how it's really done.
You guys wanna see how it's really done or not?
I got you.
Push, push!
First of all.
First of all.
Uh.
So this shit is a glitch, right?
Okay, how do I do the thing?
So how do I do the thing?
Stop saying fries in the back.
Holy aura.
Holy Aura, with every single kill I have, it's Aura.
Look up!
How do I make a chat so it's only on one side?
How do I do it?
How do I do it?
Can I get a large fry?
Yo, shut up!
Oh shit, hold on.
Are you fucking cheeseburger?
Dude, am I fucking stupid?
Oh!
See you later.
Yeah, you guys are cutting me, like, you're just getting very targetless.
Put me in a real fucking game, bro. Put me in a real fucking game, like, watch.
No, am I supposed to change my resolution chat?
Am I supposed to go to like a smaller res or no?
No?
4x3?
Should I be changing this shit the whole time?
Right before it's one minute. We're by the way. Oh
wait what wait what did i do wait what did i do
you're black oh does that look okay does that look better
What is this the man of the cheddar now?
What's the best res?
How do I use the...
There's a Naga on sights!
I'm gonna click chat or not.
Wait, what?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
Say Wallahi!
I'm gonna click no.
By the way, I'm so confused.
Is that not?
How do you pronounce it?
I'm dead or us confused.
Can I not pronounce it right?
That did not sound good.
What's better?
M4A1 or M4A4?
Why am I lowkey fuckin' good, bro?
Let us why am I actually low-key fucking good?
You guys
Wait console
You model underscore. What is it view model what underscore?
Oh
Yeah, it's actually over no troll
No troll is actually over I put it on God on every I don't know you what are you going to put it on chat?
That ass will be the what do you want me to put it on that we're gonna win? I'm dead serious
What do you want me to put it on, bro?
Look at this shit.
Bro, you are crazy, you don't think I'm, like, snappy.
I feel like I should practice with this.
Now, I'm up.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
I'm not gonna lie.
Am I an off-player or no?
I'm low-key and I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
Okay, okay, okay, okay. I'm not gonna lie. Am I an off-player or no?
I'm low-key and off-like-
WHAAAA!
WHAAAA!
WHAAAA!
WHAAAA!
WHAAAA!
WHAAAA!
WHAAAA!
WHAAAA!
WHAAAA!
WHAAAA!
WHAAAA!
WHAAAA!
First shot.
I feel like I'm bringing the lightning right now.
You're allowed this is-
I hope you get aided and cuffed, son.
Wait, said he'll 1v1 you?
So he wants to in... I'll get back.
I'll get back. I mean, I don't care. I mean, I get us.
I don't care.
I don't care.
I'm gonna call me on Discord, bro.
I don't care.
I'm dead serious, guys. I'm actually tired of this chat, just...
It being rude to me.
I'm dead ass, bro.
I'm dead ass tired of this chat just being rude to me.
I'm gonna show you guys why I'm good at video games.
While I wait for him to like bail,
he's not picking up cause he's scared.
I'm gonna show you what it really looks like to be a
bro.
I'm dead ass.
Hello?
Hello?
Let's roll.
Hello?
Oh, it's good practice now.
Oh, it's good practice now.
You moved forward and you're going this way, sir.
I'm not kidding.
This reds feels fucking good.
It's okay, this is why I'm warming up.
This is why I'm warming up.
Yeah, should I up my sensitivity or lower it?
I'm in the call, he's not picking up.
He's not here, bro.
Wait, tell him to come back, wait.
He doesn't know you.
Well, hell, we're on to the chat.
Okay, should I be crouching?
No
Yes
Yo
Oh, yeah, you can hear me. Yeah, what's good, bro? Yeah, it's good long time back
Yeah, you know, I'm just playing video games off stream and just walking in, you know
I saw that you started playing at CS a couple days ago.
Nah, literally like, I played like last night, that's it.
I played like 10 years ago, that's a long time ago, but...
Holy shit.
I'm ready to play if you want to get a little warm up in, maybe.
Yeah, you want to play some one-to-one?
Yeah.
What's your steam name?
One sec, one sec.
I'll send you my friend card, one sec.
You guys are typing GG before it starts. Maybe stop hopping on my penis.
Alright, I bet. Let's see then. Alright, I sent you my friend code.
You should have it in Discord.
Let's see here.
You can vote me whatever.
Friend...
That is not a Steam code.
No, in-game, bro. The code.
In-game?
In the top right corner on CS.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Everybody did you get that?
Yeah, I got it.
Wait, do you have the map, the 1v1 map?
No.
What's the best 1v1 map, chat?
Chat, well this is AM Redline.
Yeah, AM Redline.
Will this auto install for him or no?
Yes, it will, yeah, yeah.
If you haven't just started, then I'll be, I'll be on it.
Someone give me the command script right now.
What's the command script?
It didn't SPOIT hit global on CS.
Yeah, when did you hit global though?
That when I was 11
I'm telling you
Go to this is CS2 it's different game
Hoping your open up. I mean I mean open up your command and I take all the box
I bet
Hmm, wait, I'm playing with 150 ping and now you're going to be fucked.
I'm going to lose this your ass, bro.
Oh, don't do the ping thing already.
Hey, where's my skin?
Hey, where's my skins?
Ooh.
It's because I don't have skins.
Well, I ain't got no skins either, bro.
Come on.
Sometimes ping is an advantage in a 1v1 game.
Everyone knows that.
That's cap.
That's got to be cap.
That's not cap.
Everyone knows invalid the Europeans always do so good
Yeah, you're a pussy come on. See you out
Okay, that's a snucky fire
Break out you got gamma doctor to see
Okay, okay, thank you
Sapphire by now
Shot hmm
Chop, that's how we do it. That's how we do it. Let's go
My cross here
Hold that head. Let me hold that fucking boy. Oh about that. Oh. Oh
Guys does not matter in a one-to-one game. It does not matter
Watching watch this
Oh my god, maybe my crosser is too big. Oh, yeah, you're done. Oh, you're dead. Oh
Oh, how do you kill me?
It's a ping, it's a pingabay.
It's a pingabay, it's a cringe now.
Now the game is cringe.
Now the game is cringe.
So now it's about ping.
And now it's about ping.
Move it, move it.
I think it's just out of depth, sir.
Shut up, bitch.
Oh god.
I mean, Jack, do this thing.
Do the thing where I come back and then say,
oh, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky.
Let's go
I'm walking in I'm walking in walking in
lock and load I'm not holding no
Frank Frank Frank Frank I'll teach you a thing or two
this game is top firing okay stop spraying
he's not about top firing bro that's how I know you don't know about bro
hold that head switch up there
I'm behind the box I'm behind the box yo I'm behind the box I'm being shot by the box
What the fuck?
I'm gonna hold it too, right watch.
I'm gonna hold it just for you.
I see.
Dude, oh my, this is the guy you guys told me to be wondering about.
Just wait, just wait, just wait.
Yo!
Yo, we did it!
Yo!
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
Hold on.
I see it.
I see it.
I see it.
I see it.
I see it.
I see it.
I see it.
I see it.
I see it.
I see it.
I see it.
I see it.
I see it.
I see it.
I see it.
I'm here.
Oh my god, if I hit that, I'm gonna be fucking crazy.
Yo, I'm not even...
I'm deadass, I'm not even trying.
I need to get...
I need to get...
I need to get trolley, bro.
I need to get trolley.
I need to just swing everything.
I just gotta swing everything, bro.
Stop swinging, bro.
Let me show you how it's done.
It's high noon.
it's hot
are you gonna peek me it's high
shut up are you gonna peek me shut up man shut up man oh my god wrong bro this is like
this is not even fun i heard our stories i do do do do do do do do do it
Look how long it takes for you to die bro, look how long it takes for you to die bro.
Oh I need it, I need it.
Let's go, let's go.
Oh what? That's ping advantage.
That's actually a ping advantage.
There we go, there we go, there we go, there we go, there we go, there we go.
X4 is that proper what?
Lock in, come on.
Let me go back on
You have a Mickey rounds because I'm using a fuck
Come on
We are good to go
Okay, yo
Silence silence when the king is talking you bow down to me
Locked stay right here is where we are. I need to bow down bro. Okay
Yeah, let's do it so I can make you all fucking stupid.
Actually, I told you guys, I'm fucking stupid.
Oh
Send me your friend
Wait, what's the what's the map called? Yeah, send send yours hover over the right option. You can find it
I did not say the n-word bro. Boy would hear it
Top five or a moments. I mean I spoil it. I'm gonna be honest with you
You're good at games, but the difference between me and you is you're not great
Okay, so you're great. Okay. Yes, you're good at arm six. I'll give it to you
You're really good at rainbow six each. You're really good
All right, all right, but let me say breath
Let me don't know this map real quick. What's the name of it red line? Yes wait chat
Am I supposed to play 1440 by 1080 or a different one?
Play
1280 times 960 that's a dog place. So I just had to hop on it. Oh should I switch right now?
Well, you might have to, bro.
Wait.
Uh, did you get my friend a question?
I'm a man, and you're a little boy in a man's world.
I want to play.
Did you get my friend a question?
Yes, I'm joining your lobby.
There we go.
Wait, so should I get off 1440,
should I play different res?
What is the res that dunk plays?
1280 1280 times 960
Okay, yeah, I couldn't join your thing. It's an unable to
What
check wait
Let me try again
Why can't I vote you better select at least one map of the map group?
Chat what?
chat, hello
I'm joining Squishy's lobby. Oopsies!
Wrong person.
Um, Split? You join?
Uh, I'm in.
Okay, let me try again. Let's try again.
I'm here, I'm here.
Wait, wait, wait.
Alright, sorry, I'm sorry.
Split is a way better gamer than Ron.
So how did I just beat him then?
When I beat him in EU right now?
He's just last, bro.
When I beat you on your own servers, what is the excuse you're going to say in this chat?
You're not gonna beat me on mom's service
Connection
All right, you know what run it back run it back. Hey white chat. Why is it not working?
It's not explain it says select least one map of the map group
We have confused okay, you're
Let's do it one more time
Make it calm not custom. Oh
There we go. Okay here. I'm gonna make you yeah invite me again. Wait, I can do it
Yeah, I think I know what to make of it.
Invited you.
Wait, Jinxie kicked me as a captain.
What?
Because I beat boy!
Were you ever captain? I don't think you were ever captain.
Oh my God, bro.
Oh my God, I think they, they degloved me. They actually degloved me.
I think you were ever captain, bro.
They just told me I was.
No, it doesn't work.
You invite me, bro.
I'll play with a ping, bro.
I have to get used to it anyway.
I don't think you can do that.
Is that a thing?
Jack, can I switch servers?
Yes or no?
Let me know right now.
He can?
Really?
Pink.
Player, pinks.
How do I switch servers?
How do I switch servers?
How do I switch servers?
How do I switch servers?
servers how do I say servers? How do I say servers?
Chod don't know bruh. They don't know.
Do you have the matter daddy in your settings or no?
What? The matter daddy or no?
What the fuck is the maddy daddy?
I said nothing much about you.
What the fuck?
I picked the boss bro.
Pick the boss.
Let's get it going.
Oh my god.
Someone give me the command.
Someone give me the command.
Both kick.
Both underscore kick.
I'll get all the commands.
I can start them out.
I got it.
Wait, did you turn off your full water now?
Bro, I don't know what you're saying.
Just kick the fucking boss.
So
All right, bro, it's
There we go, there we go!
There's no pain!
I'm 160 out now!
I don't wanna hear it!
You Fortnite kids know what I'm talking about bro!
There we go!
There we go!
Like that!
Come on, come on!
Come on bro!
Alright bro!
What did I say?
cool bro like we're like oh bro oh bro
the lightning and the thunder oh oh i'm coming wrong i'm coming
discover this is it this is it let's go rip into it
lucky shot look at me i'm swinging wait no no no
What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do?
You have zero pain. It's like you're playing on land right now, bro.
I'm trying to put it on your servers, but the game doesn't allow me to go to the store and pay for it.
Oh my god.
There we go.
The hell he told me.
Chad, I'm boosting his confidence. Chad, I'm boosting his confidence.
Real talk. Real talk. Real talk. I'm boosting his confidence, bro.
You got this, bro. You got this, for real.
You can't be losing this, bro.
You got this, bro.
Alright.
4-4, bro.
You got this.
I'll be honest with you bro, I'm gonna be honest, this whole time I've been lying, okay?
I've been low-key dying on purpose to boost your confidence.
Here we go!
Let me show you now.
Yeah, okay.
I'm serious, I mean, I didn't want to be here.
No, you're lying!
I know you're lying!
I know you're lying!
I know you're lying!
I didn't want to be here!
You know!
You know!
If I'm on your team, you get it!
You get it!
You get it!
Stop it!
Chicken!
Chicken!
Chicken!
Wait for it!
Chicken!
Bro, you see how I'm trying to like shoot the chickens and your head glitching
with a deagle?
Yo, I just died behind the wall and you're gonna sit down
when I tell you to sit down, watch.
All right, bro.
See you.
Come on, I got it.
Quick, fix it.
Get away, what?
Mm.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Holy shit, lucky.
Time to move, knucklehead.
What?
Like that, Ron?
You see what I'm saying, though?
You see what I'm saying?
I mean, you're getting lucky.
The deagle's not a skill, Ron.
The deagle is a randomized skill.
It's just me, the most skillful game in the game,
like what
Of course, this is a head glitching map
So you're cheating, okay
There we go. Eight six
Keep telling yourself that okay all right
All right, that's lucky shop think about it to you don't skins bro. I'm rocking the default skins here
Okay
Hey, hey, come on. I let you have three of these kills just so you can feel better. Oh
Shit, okay, okay
I don't think we can match actually
You help me now
Okay
Yeah, yeah, it's not like I jumped out there three times
Brought us another head much either bro
No, it's not ideal. I'll let you know that. And it's very ideal. This is not
It's not modern buddy. Well listen if you're just gonna post up in the middle of room crops
I ain't gonna work there
What are you gonna do with a pop flash Iran? What are you gonna do with a pop flash game then?
Give me a straws call
Who wants next? Who wants next? Who wants next, bro? Who wants next? Who wants next, bro?
Richie? Bring them all. Bring them all, bro. Get ass, bring them all.
Sina, don't waste my fucking time, bro.
Don't waste my fucking time!
Oh my god, Klicks?
Dude, anyone, bro?
Don't waste my time!
No chat, why does my game feel a little bit laggy?
Does anyone notice that when I switched my FOV
or my thing in low-key, uh...
In low-key, made it super kinda laggy.
Do I have to restart my game or no?
you
you
you
you
you
I
Lucky shot bro, that's all I want to say
It was a lucky shot bro. It was dead ass a lucky shot. I didn't want to be the guy. Hey, you had a lucky shot
You're playing the same
Opposite side of the lap
It doesn't make any sense though
As long as we leave
We're not going to die
You didn't think I'd expect that?
You know I'm good at video games right?
I know what people do
I know how to predict someone
You know I want an FNCS right?
Quietness
I had a sneeze right there, that was a good one.
Yeah, actually, thanks for your luck alive.
Ron, you're good, you're good, bro. I'll give you credit.
You're actually good, you're actually good.
Thank you, bro.
I'll try that pecking at you.
I mean, you said go off, count spawn, but okay.
I was not spawn, I peed.
You had a protection on you, everyone saw it on me.
No, yo.
I mean, bro, I'll just play, whatever.
Make an excuse?
Ron, don't make excuses, bro.
Why are you making excuses to the game just for me?
Is this what happens to a boy?
I came back and then everyone's like,
oh, there we go, it's up.
It's fine, I don't...
Go, go, go!
Ron, you play like a Valorant player.
I'm not gonna lie.
Wait, this Valorant player is as good as you,
so that makes no sense right now.
So what's going on?
What are you doing?
You were saying you were moving and shooting like a Valorant player.
Yeah, but I'm moving like a Valorant player.
But I'm better than you at Rocket League.
I'm better than you at Rainbow.
And I'm better than you at CS.
Why did I just stop you in the final?
I'm sorry.
You don't have a chance today.
I'm sorry.
Uh, get shot.
Ron, listen bro.
If you didn't have your ping, I'm not going to lie, this would be like a 16 out.
Okay, so switch over.
Paying actually does an advantage
You know paying actually has an advantage because your hitbox is moving more you know that right?
So where you are is it actually where I'm predicting? I get what you're saying
Fair fair acts like that respect. No, I just said no killing. I did rather dead. What that far into the round
No killing I just think that we didn't say no, brother. You're holding my
No, no, no, no hell no hell no hell no hell no hell no
Are you real
Not draftable because I'm gonna be first round pick
I'm not worried about the move, not go ahead, how long have you been playing it?
Today, like, I'm not like, 40 minutes, oh my God, so he's been practicing before we
started?
Uh, no, I know you had like, have a warm-up for this and you're still using stuff.
He's been practicing before this.
You know what it is, Jack?
You're I'm not gonna lie. You're terrible actually, but I mean
You know what it is ever since I switched to this race my my frames per second are not 240. This is not 240 frames
That would best yes. How do I swap that?
When X is your ping too hot
You have a disadvantage because your fingers your fingers are too long
Brother I won that's game that game not running away with my win brother. I won 16-5 your ping
You're being I'm good. You're not worth my time wrong on respectfully. You're not worth my time, bro
No, no, no, it would be a 60 no brothers. It would be a 16 oh, I want on your pain
No, no, I don't need to I want on your pain the game didn't end you read quit
No
You know
Video games were just accept your washness
Yo, someone here fixed my FPS. Why is my FPS so fucking low? Somebody explain to me why my FPS is low.
Now something's messed up in my settings.
Refresh rates.
Oh, that's not it. I mean, do I have to be full screen?
Oh my God, so this whole time...
Wait, am I frozen?
What is wrong with my game?
What is going on? What is going on?
Now they're hocking me.
Wait, what is this, bro?
Can you guys see me, yes or no?
Type tau when you hear me.
One, two, three.
Okay, back.
Yeah, I'll look, can you stretch it or do I have to?
cause if I tab out it's gonna glitch again
Hello?
Now let me try
I AM IN THE-
Hey my game feels so much better!
No way. Oh my, oh my god. Oh my god. So everyone was taking advantage of me?
You know what I find, I got outlawed. I got it outlawed. It's just gonna lag every time
my tab out before I got it out on the chat what what's the what's the what's the
what's the what's what is the property check how much what is it what what what
is it what is it properties what is it 1280 by 960 what was that game capture
Game capture, capture specific window. The game is called Counter Strike. How do I
change the resolution? Wait, what? How do I change the resolution?
Wait guys I'm confused look right click. What do I click here? What do I click here?
I
Can't I don't perms
Yeah, it's an honor to meet you Jinxie but I appreciate you so much for this tournament
I wouldn't be in this position right now if it wasn't for you. Thank you so much Jinxie. How are you Jinxie?
How are you?
Yeah, oh, it's fucking Ron
Bro, Ron, what are you doing? I'm practicing my I'm manifesting myself talking to you
I'll get out. Why am I black? What is this?
What are you doing?
You're ruining it. Jinx goes run. Go. What's that stuff from scotch? I got stuff from scotch. Stop shut up
Jinxie bro. Thank you so much for letting me into this tournament. I appreciate you so much, bro
Listen, man. I want to say thank you so much for inviting me and I also want to say blood watch your steps
I've watched it come up bro, and you your inspiration to others. Well, thank you so much bro. Thank you so much
Bro, my name is TheSouls1, and I got rank 1 in NA and EU.
Bro, how did you know?
Wait, you know me, Jinxy?
Dude!
I appreciate you, bro.
Thank you so much, man.
Yo, how was that, Ron?
Be honest.
You need to die.
What the fuck?
I'm low key.
All right, did I actually get removed as a fucking captain?
Yeah, well, Jinxy's gonna pick me.
I'm gonna pick you, because you don't want me.
Now, the turntables.
Now, the fucking turntables.
Oh
But they're drafting they're actually drafting they're actually drafting they're actually drafting
Wait, are you serious?
It's gonna say draft
Nice
So I'm the second worst player. Yes. No, I should be the worst one.
I'm gonna give it to you. I'm gonna give it to you.
Actually, I think we're like human, bro.
Actually, we're the moxie.
Okay, why? Why ask about moxie?
Well, he's in the tournament. He's in the tournament.
Why is it? Yes.
Wait, I'm the second worst captain or worst player?
Second worst captain, second worst captain.
Oh, thank fuck.
Yeah.
Yeah, if you were Blatt and Val, you're definitely gonna be better than me at
this game well who's I'm black I'm black out Joe also fucking overwatch
bro what are they arguing about someone something when it actually starts
yo oh my god what's good sorry bro shut up one button though I thought that
actually what no thank you should nah you actually play our bro X he's kind
of like a full-time case opener, bro.
He doesn't really I was playing with a big man.
He went back to the game, you know, I love the teaser.
I'm I have to admit that only said dad.
No, I'm just wait, he's got children.
What?
Children.
No, so who are we missing?
Richie and
all this.
Yeah, Richie is the.
It says he's in a casual.
I don't know what he is.
40 years old.
Let's check on him.
All right, his team's disqualified.
What the fuck?
So where's the pool?
Pool is in the draft pool.
It's good to say draft pool.
It's right above the VC.
RNG.
Okay, I'm gonna make my own power rankings.
If you copy them, you are bad.
I'm just saying.
You are bad.
So who would your text be?
I'm not gonna tell you this whole time.
Jinx is it snake trap or regular like just one who's team would I actually realistically want to be on Jinxie Joe
Onay Jason X QC Richie's wait squishy
Realistically speaking I probably want to be on squishy's team. No, I'm gonna get the first lady in every round
Joe you're gonna get the second pick in every round only pretty the third pick in every round
Just you're gonna do the both of you're too good for that. Yeah
Yeah on a fucking
Yeah, we just look up seven shot incidents next question. No Joe. He's
Was good
Only captain we're missing his own a way Arizona
Where did he go?
We're about to drop guys. This is like we're fucking intense like lock it on your pics. Wait, wait question question
Yeah, how was on a second pick isn't this game?
He's started
Yeah, wait, why is Jason
Yeah
I kind of was curious about this, but you're pretty keen on this right? What he's asked
I was saying the base off skill. Yes. Oh, he's ass. What only ass. Yes. He opened he clicks one button, bro
It's called open game
Thousand his cases like I'm gonna be out. Oh shit. Oh, yeah
Oh nice being he's being you'll be here right now
Now it's a good idea to start looking at your draft order start thinking about what they're gonna draft here
The shit is like we got a clock too. So like I'm not late maximum time is gonna be like a minute, bro
You got like a minute to draft each player. I can read out
Yeah, see Deji's a wild card tennis Deji played CS like I'm sure I'm sure everyone here has played CS at some point in their life
That's I think said I think she just downloaded a game
So not just down there's probably like five or six people that have never touched this game ever
Yo yo yo yo yo that's crazy people call wisdom what one button character is that
was one button one but Ron is first pick
Wait am I actually that good that everyone thinks this they should be you what
What's that people actually this is like a problem if I were you Jink see I
I think my first pick would probably be Sketch.
Just for the two of us.
Holy shit.
My that good at the game chat?
Oh, I don't even know that.
Oh, well, you're three mango carts in.
You're hashtag geek.
It's IPA.
It's IPA.
Mango?
I'm going with, well, I'll wait for the draft to start.
Yeah, whoa.
Whoa.
Like legit.
IPA's taste like you're eating a fucking pine tree
locate.
Thank you.
Wait, what IPA are you drinking?
Mango car golden. Yeah mango cart is not a fucking IP mango
IPA fucking hipster piece of dog
You gotta try you gotta try mango card is the only good IPA that I've ever had it's 4%
It's not like 8% and things like this. Yeah, no, no, it tastes like a pine tree
It is like the sap of a public contrary. Yo, are we gonna do this draft? Are we gonna talk about fucking pine trees? I
I said it. I said it. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Hey, what's up, dude?
Hey, sorry, hold on a minute guys.
Oh, wait a minute. My bad, my bad.
Wait, how do you only play this game in your whole life?
What? What? What?
How do you main this game in your second draft pick?
I don't know. They fucked up. They fucked up.
Maybe another hockey situation where they put me in a roller.
Sorry, sorry.
You're not second.
You're not kidding me.
I get on a shit team.
I'm actually mad.
Yo, I'm all right.
Have I split an NFL draft intro?
I want to fucking split it.
Have I split an NFL draft intro?
Chat.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Yo, Vy, so are you going to update the list?
Chat, can I get Moodle Moodle Moodle Moodle Moodle Moodle?
Are we absolutely positive?
Are we absolutely positive?
Take Moodle.
Take Moodle.
It's actually shit.
Are we absolutely positive?
It's actually shit.
Oh, my god.
Says you.
Says you.
me x talking to me that is crazy it's
everyone there because low-key the guys
that I invited I told them fucking 6 30
here I'm like moxie for example right
now it's not it's moxie here
moxie is not here, moxie is not here, cup one is not here,
Aiden is not here, guys they are at night out
excuse me when I am last night I've got a
feeling this rap is not gonna start for
another hour no no no it will but what do we do if the guys aren't here do we
still consider them in the draft no much over there much over here
fuck me in the ass who's not here yo yo is in here
easy to wake up to a new package it I'm telling you I'm telling you how far
I'm not here moxie's not here he's not here that's half the fucking left let's
get three subs then is Bruce here Bruce is here he said he called us right now
yeah we need to do is we need to basically get the subs now because you
don't have people track I'll be five so we're just gonna get out of people that
aren't here and get this up rage we get raised it's a good rage give me a
I'm calling him. I'm calling him. I'm calling him, I'm calling him.
Ray just, Ray just joined, so Ray just joined, so that's good.
Ray? Okay, what about Rage? Can we get Rage instead of either
what about AFK, Kofam, Aiden, or who else is AFK?
Oh, come on. I'm just calling Muxer right now.
Kofam just now put into the GC joining playing.
Rage is going to be the type to be like, who else is AFK?
I don't know. If I wasn't invited for the first one, why would I play the second one?
Anybody else in the FK? Anybody else in the FK?
Wait, who's not here?
Like a little fucking sissy boy here.
Anybody else?
I don't believe anyone.
So the only person that's missing and has not communicated anything is Aiden, right?
If I'm looking on the list, yeah.
Rage is ready to play.
Are Rage and Aiden similar skill?
Is Aiden good at CS?
right it's probably better now arcing yuggy are they gonna fuck it's yuggy
yuggy is pretty good I think what the fuck is yuggy actually where do you see
the list it's in a draft a thing
well some just joined okay come join so the old like everyone else is here
besides eight and right kai said not officially announces mafia thought yeah it's terrible
nice terrible wait are you good uh well you could see well i heal i am i am right above you so
technically speaking i'm not much that's absolutely crazy you on the cap bro is this
not a spelling me or like every time i see a joe botolosi it's either you screaming
All right, let's just start rolling subs.
All right, sub in rage for Aiden.
And then I think Mr. Savage wants to sub too, the chat saying.
Let's play.
I just asked Rage.
I just asked Rage.
He said give him five.
So unconfirmed, unconfirmed.
He just woke up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Where are we subbing out?
Oh, bitch.
I'm full cover here.
Aiden's not here.
And sub in rage.
We haven't heard a single word from Aiden.
Aiden.
I just got last night.
on the phone a minute ago
Did you call Moxie?
He's not back yet, he's not back yet
Shit
Wait, Moxie
Shit, shit, shit
So, what's Aiden is coming?
When did he come here?
Wait, I told him to come at 6.30
I thought it was 6.30, like EST
I got mixed up the time zones, bro
Wait, how many subs do we need?
How many subs do we need, Jixi?
I can't believe this
Okay, okay, then fuck it
I can't stand for the key, girl
So mark's in a dange, I thought
I should leave, I just think
Should I leave or should I
Should I try or just
I can't lie, I just
I can't lie, I just
I can't lie, I just
I can't lie, I just
I can't lie, I just
I can't lie, I just
I can't lie, I just
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
No, you're better than Jason so he gets a bad time.
That's good, that's good.
Bro, he's like radiant in Valorantum.
No, I'm not.
Rex, you're on the clock.
30 seconds, dude.
Chant, buddy, buddy, buddy.
I'm like, plot zero in fucking Valorantum.
Oh, actually is a hustler on all.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I've been wrong.
I said it three, no, here we go again.
Don't do that.
I still run.
I still run.
I still can't pick it.
What?
I should be high on the draft.
I'm not kidding.
I didn't even know why you complain after the fucking team captain's already picked
I
Where's that is he in EU you might lag that might be like a big thing
Is it actually over dead? Yeah, but he grew up off see after Vicky's face a little time
Okay, I'm gonna go with I'm gonna go with clicks
Honestly, bro, I'm gonna go with I'm gonna go with buys for
Yep
Um
a fucking bitch. I think I'm gonna go lacy. I'm gonna go lacy. Lacy. Jesus fucking Christ.
Alright, I'm up. Yo, please don't pick. Sorry. Don't leave me, bro. I'm not even kidding.
Who's the best pick here? Who's that? 5 seconds. 5 seconds. 5 seconds. 5 seconds. Right here.
Oh, okay, Mr. Savage. No, no, no, no, no, not literally 5. Ooh, ooh, this is
really tricky is you he actually does the jinx we're trying to play I know I
know I didn't relax everybody got a minute we got a second round it gets
really hard of a second I'm not gonna like it's really hard
low-key not a bad pick I don't know chat saying different things
the chat savage is in the fucking tournament
Don't get silk but wait you give you want to win
Seeing a lot of agents
His agent in NA or is he in Australia, I need to know like pretty instantly here agent are you in USA or are you
He was in Australia five years ago
It's really hard, NA, NA? Okay. Seeing a lot of Yu-Gi's.
Alright, let me go with Agent. Let me go with Agent.
I'm gonna go with Agent, Agent double zero.
Oh my god.
Right pick, shit.
Agent double zero.
Alright, Agent's good at everything.
Who's gonna be stuck with setup, bro? GG's.
Yeah, who's in the player?
It's my pick now.
Yeah, you gotta, like, a little, like a minute, like a minute.
Uh, I'm gonna go Bruce.
Okay.
Wow.
Bruce too much. I'm actually tilted
Who's pick is it my pick? Yeah. Yes. Yes. Is Savage in this or no? No, no, no
Savage, he's a-
It's you here, but please not, I can't decide about it.
Because it'll just be calculated as a-
He's not a bad pick, that's chemistry, and he's good at that.
Can't summon an A for a late pick, it won't accept.
Wait, is Lacey in this store?
Wait, where's Kessinger?
Wait, is Lacey playing?
Is Ketherl on the spot, right?
Yeah, right, just pick a pick.
Bro, Rob is on the spot.
I don't know where.
It's...
Ron is on Lexi-ness.
Um...
Is-
Oh!
Is Aiden joining?
Yes, yes, Aiden's in.
Aiden's in.
Sorry, Aiden's in.
Sorry, sorry.
Aiden's in camera, no?
I saw him play CS.
Bro, I want to bruise bro.
Yo, if I pick Aiden, can we trade bro?
No Tadecki.
Alright, alright.
I'm picking Aiden.
I'm picking Aiden.
Jason, Jason, you're right.
That Aiden is a good pick.
He played CS before.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I thought I was muted.
Gonna have to go with Yuuki here.
I'm gonna go with D-Lexin.
Fuck you, fuck you, I think I think I'm just just went away if any of the enemies awake
All right, we removed the draft X
He would have already got drafted bro, he was on the pool. He got removed. Oh my god. What?
He got removed we would have to read rats
No, but X, you would have been drafted, bro.
Yeah.
You got, so what, what, so what did I have nothing?
What you see?
Couple of RG, Zoic, Skex, Ray, Sina,
Silky, Deji, Ginge, Rage, Radley, Youssef.
Youssef, then.
Youssef.
What?
Oh yeah.
Okay, Ritchie, you're on the clock.
Bro, bro, bro, bro, said ass, dog shit,
garbage, garbage, trash, like, holy fuck.
When was it taken?
El Cap, then, you gotta build your team up,
I'm gonna talk to my teammate real quick quick. How are we determining what teams playing what team we're gonna randomly spend a bracket seven times
Are we all playing first game same time yep same time yes
Yeah.
Richie.
One second. I'm just talking to my teammate real quick.
You're good, you're good.
Riley is Riley good at all.
These are the picks I'm out of the most chat in the last round here.
Yeah, this actually, I, I,
Oh, what are all these picks I'm out of the most?
These are the picks I wouldn't use in tracks here.
Oh, did Jason throw?
It gets really thin.
I bet he go to his room real quick.
So I'm trying to like map this out here for the last round.
Yo, Jinxie.
Yes.
If we get an EU, can I get hosted on like East so they're not like lagging at central?
Every game's on East.
Every game's on East.
All right.
All right.
Thanks.
So let me, shall I like that any more seconds?
You're good.
You're good.
Yeah.
Fuck, this is really getting tricky here on the list.
the list yo I'm gonna get our key okay
Yeah, okay. Yeah, let's go wait you're up. What a shit. Yeah. Yeah, vice teammate
I'm thinking our camera. That might be just not fuck. Whoa. We can't know we can't have this
Consult with your team
Richie is dead. Oh, yeah, never mind. What will happen? You guys think it's over
All right, I'm so confused
This is hard vice this is hard this is hard. Yeah, um
Let me see one second one second UK closer to a United States
It's gotta be tricky
I'm sorry Adam
You'll vice the trust the jinx pick or the virally pick here
I like the jinx pick the jinx pick all right let's go jinx
Let's go GG
Great just gonna be there. What a mission bro. We are with
Squishy you're up rage rage rage
Squishy goes to rage not a bad
No, no, all right. I'm on the plane here my actual
Chat I have custom Zoink sketch. What is the way to the warehouse anyway, hey, sir, ah, silky
But
Who's the best guys can you guys start saying like ranks and stuff?
Cuff him and Ray have never played
Silky is good. No, no, so he's not good. So he just downloaded the game
Has Zoink played?
So it's like I'm coming. Hey, yo, please be alive. Please be left. Please be left. Please be left
So I can never play CS go before
Zoink, are you good at CS go tell me your staff? Hey
Hey, hey, hey, bro. Yeah, I've never played CS. No, I've never played this game. I download it like an hour
He's just fucking Christ. Um, let me keep thinking here. Oh
My god, that was like the worst answer he could have gave wow. Okay, kuff him. I don't
Not really good at game right Ray Ray hold on let me call Ray
Rage got picked. I don't know why they didn't block him out yet. Please pick up please pick up
It's not over a minute
Tell me who can be can
Yo, Ray, tell me about your accolades stats and
And, um, yeah, I guess yes, quick, quick, two times before, but I, um, I'm talking to you.
Yeah.
Ray, what we're going to make you.
We're going to make you a Tampa Bay Buccaneer tonight, right?
How does that sound, buddy?
We're going to make you.
We're going to make you a Seattle, Seattle guy.
Does that sound buddy?
What's that?
My next pick I'm gonna be selecting Ray
What do you see are you tampering right now?
You're gonna like players themselves. I didn't know one called anybody. I was a ticket of this
You're going for you know, there was no
You get skipped but
No, we're good
Joe you're on the clock
I'm between two players
It's got to be Cuff him.
Chad, did I make the right play?
Did I make the right pick?
It's got to be Cuff.
Silky's out.
Guys, look, I'm not going to lie.
Here's what I'm thinking.
Cuff him.
I don't even know if Cuff was playing CS.
Zoink downloaded the game an hour ago.
Sketch.
Cuff him?
He's not allowed to video notes, though, no?
Downloaded the game an hour ago.
Silky asked in the group chat, and I quote,
is this going to be on CS Go or CS 2?
Deji, I don't know.
That's a wild card.
Riley, I don't think he's ever played CS.
I'm going Silky.
I
Let me take a seat
No, it's even better silky typed in the group chat. Yo we downloaded the CS go or CS
and then you go oh hold up let me control my chat deaf in for three minutes you can
burn so I didn't lock it you lock it Joe once you lock it you lock it once you lock
it lock it I lock it I lock it fine fine on your short streams up oh yeah
Yeah, I'm between two in between two it's getting tricky
Wait, so so I'm still in
Yes, so it's still me still in the draft ball some of that
I can just ask like an open book yo Zoynk or Bucky
Zoynk or Bucky
Bucky is trash?
Yes bros
Bucky was the fifth overall jackpick
Wait who is Yusuf?
Who is Yusuf?
Are you paying attention to the traffic?
I'm gonna check the same names that are over y'all!
Oh, they go to the jackals.
Go to the dreadful channel.
Oh, I'm gonna go to the dreadful.
My bad, my bad.
Ray just picked, right?
Oh my god, oh my god, I hate this dude.
Okay, sorry. I see no.
I'm picking...
Trust me, Ray is shockingly good at our sex.
I'm gonna pick...
Hey, I'm going with something. I'm going with something. I'm going with something locked rose. Okay, natural gamer
Jesus
I'm gonna have to go with couple. Yeah
go with couple
It's a good fucking maybe Loki my win be Loki my win no troll
Excuse us last four. Oh, who's gonna be the last pick this part is for me
This is the part about drafts that kind of stuff. I think that he's a good shot right now
Troll this is the part about Daff's that's pretty heartbreaking not you know what I think veggie because he is great
Wait, yes, well, I said no at the last pick of the draft was your pick. There's only three players. Wait, who did who did X?
Yeah, that's he veggie you can see it all. Okay, guys. I
Love way. This is not bad. We're all playing at the same time. That's just a bit of a sleeper here, right?
Keep sketch a fucking sleep man. He's on this list right here. I
You can't change a pic.
No, you can't change!
Why not?
He wasn't allowed to change it.
He was crazy.
You have to change it.
You have to change it.
You have to change it.
Wait, but oh they hadn't picked.
I was talking about that.
What are you saying?
She's fucking dog shit.
He's a gang on right now showering.
Can't change a pic.
Who's that? Who's that?
Who's the one that was pretending like he's the host?
Who's the one who's doing that?
That's my teammate, bro.
Me?
No.
Jinxie, Jinxie, oh, it's the old guy.
He's not the only guy in his voice.
He's always the only the fucking guy.
Oh, you're right, you're right.
Let me see what Jinxie has to say about this.
Jinxie, go ahead.
You can't change your pick.
Oh, oh, same thing.
Yo, that's the server admin, bro.
Oh, my bad, sorry, my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad.
Did I get out of my league?
Jinxie?
Yep, that's a good pick.
I think that's who I was.
Yeah, come on, I'm not getting my money. Okay, let's pick a sketch or center.
Scatter. Yeah, one sec. Let me think about this one.
Scatter.
Scatter. Yeah, one sec. No, brother.
Are we four? Are we four mango carts down?
I heard an empty can there, Genki. Yeah, well, we're about to be on force.
No, brothers.
Why didn't you come from just text me saying I'm pissed?
I feel like Tom Brady.
You know, this is actually sad.
No, this is actually sad.
Dude, this is that we can't do drafts around this.
Um.
So the benefit is out.
You know, we got this, bro.
It's like, it's like an outfall.
You never want to be picked last and fucking kicked.
Like, I was picked last all the time.
Boy, like, I know.
I think it's even in the R6 30, right?
Yes, that's a thing about it and best friend.
But he just turned up his computer.
Oh, I mean, yes, let's get into them.
Let's get to them. Oh my God.
All right, you guys got that.
You know, that means Team Squishy gets sketched.
So it's squishy, Macy, rage sketch.
Wow, these two. OK. Oh my God.
I hopefully the draft format makes the teams battle.
I really hope so.
I really hope the draft format carries here.
Oh my God. Oh my God.
All right, now, how about you explain to all the captains
how like people are going to get in the lobby and stuff.
So it's not confusing. Uh, yes. So every VC, do you guys know how to open the chat in the VC?
When you hover over, hover over a VC right now, hover over it. Yeah.
Then you see the open chat button. Oh, yes. So in your VC, you're going to open that.
There's going to be a link. You click hide your screen. It will automatically connect you to
the server. You don't have to open the console or anything. It will automatically connect you.
Are we all playing at the same time?
Yes, first round is result time.
At the same time, okay.
Everyone's playing at the same time?
Right now, I think just for round one.
I'll hit straight the bracket and then I'll just generate it seven times or something.
I think we win this whole shit.
I'm not gonna lie, we might win chat, no troll, alright?
I
Can't not live
Yeah, I'm creating the bracket right now and then I'll share my screen I'll
Shuffle it seven times and then we're ready to go
get the roller ready yo I'm gonna end up on on your fucking that's all the
common holy shit I don't even understand what you just said I don't
know I don't do you just what happened what I will be on your phone what I
should be happy about that that's good brothers I don't know if they were
Captain Peeler saying sketch isn't playing.
I don't know if that's.
And then that's how I saved my life.
Oh.
Oh, EW.
You're supposed to like, no.
No, no, no.
He's fine.
He's fine, I said, OK, OK, OK.
Because I made fun of them.
He can't just quits.
Wait, which case is really good right now?
I kind of want to buy some cases.
Next to YouTube.
Probably Brattle case.
Brattle?
Brattle case.
weapons weapons case two weapons case one okay chat why is only like sign
wait you're imagining the most expensive cases in the game no no like
the night I don't know I don't come up to define come up to the movies are fine
spectrums okay you can get a match it off of a glove case if you like that six
dollar cases wait what's it good what case what case is best to just like
I feel like I'm in the call right now Chad now.
Yeah, which one? Which one?
All of them!
Good one! Good one!
Good one! Good one!
Good one! Good one!
Good one! Good one!
Yeah, I'm out of time.
Put the camera screen and then, uh, your Jigsay.
Yo, how's it going?
Guys, is this how you dream in that marriage?
Do you want some of the most recent cases?
We did it 77,000.
Oh, shit.
I'm gonna use my-
Is this the bracket?
Ha!
That was something.
Can I show your screen on my screen?
Yes, yes, yes.
This is the bracket, yeah.
Alright, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
haha
haha
rich
haha
haha
oh shit
oh
haha
haha
haha
haha
haha
haha
haha
Like you did for Mr. Beast, like you did for Mr. Beast.
Yo, good one.
Hey, this is gonna be tricky.
This is gonna be tricky.
First round, who is the team?
Who's the next GG team?
Who's the team?
It's Hivemind.
Nuckle, you said that.
Hivemind is playing the first actual GG.
Oh, that's actual.
Is that the best team?
Oh, my fucking god.
No, no, no.
Let me show my team call.
Oh, my actual GG's.
Yo, I'm sorry.
Oh, yeah, no.
How do I see the fucking I want to see the fucking I don't want to see the call
Confused
Look at my screen. I want to see the teams and shit
Oh, I see it. I'm gonna submit a statement. If it was uh, what is the
I wait teammate
That ass don't so much it like I'm I'm getting a little bit of lack here everyone relax. I'm just opening up my cs
Give me one second
Nice nice nice nice. I'll be panic. Give me one second. Outlaw will fix it
Outlaw get ready to fix it
We have skill and we have trajectory
the game simultaneously cases he's running he said he's running I'm getting
addicted to this shit, bro. Get in, bro. Get in. Quick. Chad, are we good? Yes or no?
Chad, are we good? Type hi if you hear me. One, two, three, four. There we go.
Wait, my fucking gun is $80.
My gun is $80.
Oh my God.
This is like, please gambling.
Wait, are we playing all the games simultaneously, boys?
Wait are we playing all the games simultaneously boys?
What are we thinking?
Oh it's not bad.
Okay, thank you.
Alright guys, hello?
Look at that, it's not bad.
Ahhhh!
Oh it's so loud, that's not bad.
Guys?
Yeah, we're gonna be playing in a second bro.
Oh, okay.
Dad, how good is this camera angle?
One through ten.
I want to make sure.
Right here.
Is this good?
Cause I'm not gonna be able to switch it once the game starts.
Let's move out.
Oh my god, please, please, for the level down.
Oh my god.
Oh my god. Key first. Key first. Key first.
Let's go. This shit is just laggy. This is for luck.
This is for luck.
Is this better, chat?
This is better. No, I'm like, dude, game.
Wait, that's the match to win. That's actually match to win.
Wait, he just stole my knife.
He deadass stole my knife.
I'm gonna make you forgot me now. Now I'm gonna punch the knife.
Holy shit!
Max win!
Dude, I can't win.
Oh
Fucking bro
Oh my god
Fucking bitch, bro, we're just gonna be a good day
I got it in my body
I got it in my body
Is that a couple?
Yo, ONA! ONA!
Oh my bad
Yo, yo, yo, sorry, I was deafened
Yo, Jason, did you unbox that?
Sorry, I have to, you unboxed it
That's fucking insane! Congrats, congrats
Equip that chick for the tournament
Let it take your energy, Jason
Equip that chick for the tournament
You got a butterfly knife!
You got a butterfly knife!
I
Gamma Doppler you mother fucker
I literally landed you that money. I landed you that money
I landed you that money anyways, just give me the money back
You're chasing? Yes. Yes. How much have you spent on cases this week? So much money a lot a lot
Like over under like
Oh, I made it all back. I made it back never stops actually a profitable pace on her
Like no, you're not brother
We landed him the money we landed him the money
We gotta share it we gotta share it
Yeah, low key. I think you should break off a piece of that night. I put it in the call
I'm just saying brother break off a piece of the night. You have to do you can't just pull a damn with Doppler like it
What is that? I've been searching glows for that night
What? Oh my god!
Jealous? Yeah bro, no shit I'm fucking jealous. I spent eight grand.
Oh my fucking god!
Oh my god!
Oh wait, I don't know.
Oh my fucking match, win boys.
Well whatever.
No, you got the rich gear richer.
I know what I'm saying, but I hate when I see rich people just fucking unbox it.
Oh my god.
Give me fucking piss!
Oh it's actually, it's actually aggravated.
Shut the fuck up girl!
Oh my...
Oh I see the knife ball.
That's insane.
Dude how much?
They say it's the same 2000 bucks.
You Johnny-ass brother!
Oh my god 2000!
2000 yeah.
That's cool.
Bro I just thought I bought five.
I just thought I just bought five.
What?
Why do I have this shitty fucking trash now?
Have it?
Whatever bro.
You got better than anything you've done boss wrong?
Me? Fuck no, bro. I've unboxed like four of those, whatever.
Really? In the last year I thought you got something bad.
Nah, I've just, I've been unboxing really good shit.
I'm not.
Okay.
Yeah.
It's cool, bro.
Ah, two fucking reds? Are we?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Take my dick and pull it out of its fucking...
Oh my God, what is my luck?
That's it. Have fun.
Thank you, brother.
I
Gotta see this in game chat
Well, how do I
Oh, oh, oh.
Hey.
Oh.
Oh.
Is this part of the tourney?
Yes.
Ah.
I want it so bad.
Oh.
Get it.
My God, wait.
Are you out of your mind?
Come to the chat!
Wait, did you buy a case?
Oh, yo.
Yes, I bought it for you.
I know.
Well, you actually stole my knife!
Oh, my God.
But he actually stole my knife.
Oh, my fucking God.
That's wrong
Right now about too much
I need a double cup, no you don't need a double cup
Come on you need drink like that to be you and be stupid like that to be talking like that
No, I see bro be confident your boys come on
Not
Max
Yeah, yeah, you're going to go
We're second
Okay, okay, wait we cue now
I
You ever do a sober stream gang smokers eat is not nothing to get high
Nigga you gotta enjoy streaming game. You gotta feel like you know me you doing that shit
When they're the truth doesn't mean bad
That's your kid. I got to share
Hey, anybody got me with a loan, please. I'm gonna hit the slicker. I'm not even trolling bro. Please
Yeah, I would have asked you to ask you on the box kids. I will come
What I gotta say
I haven't even seen the emblem gold before.
What am I hearing bro?
Wait, can I have like $10,000 please?
I'll give it back.
Ooh.
Send trade link?
Wait, is that TOS if I send trade link to my chat?
A bitch.
What?
It's not a trade link.
It's not a trade link.
I'm not a trade link.
I'm not a trade link.
I
Stable run out of team Jason team Ron team team Jason. How are we feeling guys?
You sent in see this 18 you give them you give team you give how we feel the cover
I'll catch you right now.
I think I'll see you in semi-final because he's a rock.
I'll see you in semi-final, baby.
I'm gonna win that.
All right.
So my brain wasn't a first pick either, by the way.
That's true.
That's true.
We locked the fuck in.
We locked the fuck in, man.
Wait, wait, are you all in here?
No, I don't know how to.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait, come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Wait.
Wait.
Can I play as a controller?
No, no.
Wait, I thought I played this game
Oh, we're my turn code. We're my inventory code
He's in well
I'm going to turn here off now.
No, no, you have to go to voice.
Wait, it's not set up yet.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 7, 14, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27.
Wait.
I'm in.
OK, so I click on voice channel.
And then just click it.
Don't leak it, though.
Right, I'm out of my full cam, Mr. No.
I clicked that.
Nice.
Connecting in five, four, three, one.
It's not working.
I clicked it, Jason.
Just do it again.
Just do it again.
Oh my god, I'm getting pistol skinned.
Just like, what's the point of you
being pranked anymore, boys?
Wait, I'm confused.
you just do it again it worked for me it's just a open steam
why am I in Rekai's room this is Kai thank you wait the first stop we're playing is
nuke I like newt to be honest oh my god
but XQC no strats here wait yeah you know shats are everybody what's going
Is he that good?
I thought he was good at every game.
Bro, I thought he went here.
I thought he went here that good.
Yugi, do you know this map or not?
Uh, wait, compare it to Valorant.
What map is new?
Is it like...
This is a set.
Oh, yeah, this is fine. We're good.
Wait, how do I join? How do I join the lobby?
Yeah, how do I join the lobby?
Like, voice channel chat?
Uh, you said you're gonna have a screen, right?
And...
Holy shit, we're at 70 ping.
Oh my god.
Good voice channel.
and then I just pressed 10 seconds wait
what a fucking list of swaps you made it sweetie
not too smiley on
don't eat
all the games on east
wait why are they on east
yeah we're playing against XVC's on east
who else is on a steam
You sit on east.
Don't think you're done.
OK, I got it.
How do I?
Wait, but on this, this is launching CS2.
As you see, it's in Miami, right?
So I can't wait to win.
And then, you know, after we win,
they all come and kick after it.
Oh, that's going to be hard.
Bro.
Do you get paid if some people go to kick?
Hell no.
Why are you helping somebody come down to the good side
I need some positivity
How do I clear my console boys, you know
If I get a stick deal how much am I bringing in each month, I'm just curious
Are you a good game or a bad game
I'm a decent one. I'm curious. I'm not putting a couple of cam on bro. Last time he shook the ass on my stream
It was just a celebration
Let me do that for football, right? It's a celebration. Wait, can I show my straight up? I'm in the game. Wait, how do I clear my console?
I already know you can see your console.
I already know you can see your game. We're the only ones in.
Wait, how do I open it?
How do I open cases while I'm playing? I'll do that.
Don't worry about opening cases.
Look at my knife bro
Now we're open cases, I don't surprise you
Who am I going to like?
Oh my god, haven't you just unboxed?
Look what I just unboxed
Look what I just unboxed
Look what I just unboxed
Is his life not even nice?
Bro, face, cool, sexy
Oh we left face
Hold on, check, look at my status
Is there any tips I can use
Check this, somebody help me out
Yeah, it's like shit.
Look at my knife, though, Chad.
How about this?
This thing looks nice.
It looks like a fucking dodo.
A spiky dodo.
A spiky dodo.
Come on, dude.
Bro, there's actually women's tournament.
I don't want to get first-rated.
I got too much content, man.
Please.
Yeah, yeah, no.
If we lose X, you see.
She counts.
I'm just going to end.
Wait, who's this team looking like?
Just us four.
No, they have fucking Yusuf Chopdass.
They have Yusufs.
They're gonna play they're gonna play hella baby. They're just gonna wait for us to make a move trust me
It's two players as you see a buck. Oh, it's in Bucky pro
No, yeah, I feel crazy delay. This doesn't feel like I'm ballish
You're gonna low-key carry you're the lowest pay
Well, I haven't even seen that like emblem is that bad should I just open this is I haven't seen
Wait, yeah, where is excuse me?
Green screen or no green screen
That's a good sign to not stop I bet
of
the
death
of
death
if I put you on my camera you're gonna spank your butt oh yeah you got it you got a lot of
power I'm away I'm away a little bit cuz I can't make cases in the village oh yeah we're
fucked I lied we're good ccc's wait let me put my monitor my fucking face
Are you gonna shake your butt
Your cameras on
They scare bro
But he came
We got to wear ball we guys were by SPCS or the guy that's fucking no no bucky's good
No, no, but run is nice. Oh, it's nice like his niggas hitting by this polish in the head shot
We
Don't you don't play keyboard about games?
I
Wait you play for night the whole
Video I feel like if I look at line of I didn't ask all that
Why you got the
We always playing rainbow
I got the monitor straight in my big ass eyes. No fucking guy
Those slick jabs at me
Big you know, you're not big bro. Yeah, I'm not big at all. I'm actually 225
God
Yeah, this is you I'm gonna get you gonna get wet
You know you don't box you you don't you don't fight you you just give
a nigga like him a wedgie and we give you a burger bitch big-ass nigga
so big-ass come on come on we're not we're not we're not we're not a lot
there bro see this how teammates talk to each other when the kimchi is up yeah
Put that couple wait, do you guys got a couple camera on the screen?
In order for this lobby, who's the best or worse?
He wants to see the boosted bro
Bro, I'm just curious. I don't think it's me.
Oh, nah, at least I don't
I think it's Bucky, probably. They're saying he's face at level 10
Oh, you're talking about the whole tournament?
Oh, I thought you were on a team.
It might be Bucky and then you
It's Bucky from Fortnite?
Yes, it's Bucky from Fortnite
Wait, how do they let a bucky as we see you on the same team there?
Wow
My kids
Like this
If y'all is off streaming y'all get a girl pretty y'all give her a abortion bigger
No
Ah
I'm just in training right now
Say it's either you go to Jason go round or the cup of brown. What do y'all pick?
Bro personally me I believe that women should be doing anything that they want a day body
What you gonna do
yes yes yes we should we should we should go left let's go forward let's go forward
wait there's a map right walking up by guns is it left left right channel what is it left
left right left left right yeah yeah left left right okay all right we're not gonna
hold a stab S you see watch your back watch your backs watch your backs bitch
bitch hold a stab come here use of a swag use of that oh fuck S you can't
Fuck his ass! Fuck his ass!
What are y'all doing? Fuck, you got a full night kill!
We lost! How we lose?
I gotta kill!
That road!
Wait, wait, wait! What's this round? What's this round? What did we buy?
Nothing.
What it is?
Now it's the warm up. They get to choose what side they want first. That's how that works.
Oh, okay.
I thought we lost! Game y'all niggas had to pick it.
Me too.
Yo, man.
Played the odd and right foot
Guys guys guys they have a good player we need to be better, okay?
This is heavy CT-sided boys remember this man
As long as the team play me blaming on the squad stays small we go in
Oh wait one they won the knife out there stay or switch wait, they responded they responded fuck on all wait
Hey, what do we do?
Wait, how the fuck are you spotting me?
Wait, how do you do this?
Hey, here we go, this way!
Oh, no.
They decided to stay on that side.
It's real.
Lock it, lock it, lock it, actually lock it.
Check for him?
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Lock it, check.
No, hold on, we're screaming here, come on.
Yes.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Yo.
Come on.
OK.
All right, I'm going to go down on the down there.
You're playing, you're playing.
Yeah, yeah, let's go.
shit I'm stupid I'm gonna play back I'm just like that I'm a man man you
defended right I don't know how I'm gonna be I think I hear a lot be
They went down. They went down. They went down.
They went down. B, B, B, B.
They went down. They went B.
They went B.
B-coy.
Alright, right side of the door.
I'm gonna go now.
Over here. Over here. Over here.
You go straight through.
I got one.
One's window.
Keep us in that one.
Keep us in that one.
Keep us in that one.
I'm by accident, I should have known it, fuck.
Keep pushing that way.
Go for the map, go for the map.
Fuck, you just swore to camp here, don't be.
Hey, I'm on the map.
We play in B-Side.
I know, we do, yeah.
Listen, listen, listen, listen, just, it's okay.
We just have to play closer together.
Listen, come with me.
We stay here?
Yeah, wait, why can't I,
we're all gonna go left side, okay?
This round, this round, it's probably gonna,
It might be a dud it might be a dud but just just follow me we're gonna see we can kill him ready come on
Wait don't be the first one to come out
that's not a bad save. That's not a bad save. That was good. That was really good. That
I was a good ass play bro, we was playing that though.
SCC killed three of us, that's bad.
That ain't a lot of mud.
I'm gonna play at playwrights.
They played like top.
Do I play ramps here or do I go in this site?
I'm gonna play ramp.
You should play two ramps.
Play two ramp with me.
No, I'm with you.
I'm playing the black side.
I'm playing the black side.
Uh-oh.
Talk, talk, talk.
I hear a explosion there.
I'm just gonna give the car lots of bullets I got.
They're smoking a
Yes, bro, I'm always fighting bucky
Bro
Take your time
Yep, you're right, right, right, right, and then it's your left. Hey, right that door
oh my god
okay we need to play more conserving if they have an op
okay so it's really just blocky and x yeah it is bro
oh they are booky better than x are we forcibly
i think it's all right we have money i don't think we follow it no force no force no force
let's push a couple of cells let's go everyone okay knowing x you see
he's gonna probably swing right here within the hop
so i might get a
smoke
you need to get bucked to your SCC asset
oh my god SCC right there
that was a sniper
yup you did
i'm gonna
i'm gonna need to blow my miller
one's right above me
i'm probably dead
how you gonna eat
I
Lurk here
He's yeah, wait wrong should look you just played behind cuz we can't have you die
But can I have Bucky playing controller or no
I
I hear one red. Red, I throw a bucky.
Beautiful, this is our round. This is easy, our round is easy.
Okay, okay. Don't open that, don't open that Yu-Gi.
Yeah, yeah, I was about to open the game.
Oh my God.
One's outside, you hear him?
Yeah.
You don't have to swing if you don't want it.
Nice shot.
OK, just play back, yeah.
Just play one.
No one has an AWP.
One of them has an AWP.
Don't die, don't die.
You can look at your flank if you walk all the way around.
A squall?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fix your crosshair placement.
You got to fucking dig down on that.
They're pushing.
They're probably going to go B.
They're probably going to go B.
Go back, go back, go to ramp.
You know where ramp?
No, no, no.
Right here?
Yeah.
Then walk down.
We keep going a little bit faster as he gets a ramp you can warm
Is X still alive so he has off back
We're gonna play off neither of you. I'm a flash. I'm a flash
Worst case scenario if they plant above you guys
That's about that's about that's about you guys gotta hurry
So one of them is gonna know one has an opinion. Yeah
Wait
You got to hold it with an AWP.
It's just, if I save.
Oh.
You got it.
Take it, take it.
You can just take it.
Where's it?
Where's it?
Where's it?
Oh, my God.
It's not even there, bro.
Oh, man.
Why would you?
Why would you say it's fucking A?
Bro, I didn't hear it, bro.
I'm such a botless, bro.
Yeah, two more tries to go, man.
Come on, I can't fire.
I
Swear something like the other one
All right, so we good
Yeah, just play safe one we need you live here
Excuse me, he's gonna be right here.
Next, he's probably gonna repeat the same.
Alright, open the code.
Fine for right now, just keep holding.
Alright.
I don't know if I can play like this with my Aang.
So whatever
Hey excuse me is right in front of me outside ramp. I need some help
So you fling
He's one shot
They know I have an AWP now so no one smoke ramp I'm gonna see if I get a quick kill
Okay, okay, I'm gonna try and play
They might rush I think they're gonna rush A that's my guess
Don't go ramp no one go ramp
I'm going on the ground bro that's what I've been doing a lot
I'm not downing all the way down to B
Oh shit sorry
They're here they're here they're here
Where's he be? I think I heard an explosion. No, no, no, no, no here
We smoke I'm not sure
What you are
I
Mean you play a play a they need to do it any door
I
Be look empty. Yeah, be look empty
Wait her bad her bad her bad
This is so it's so it's so they all come in they all there they all there
I hear another
I
Molly for smoke
I'm where you are a I'm where I'm be
I'm gonna take your money ready. They push it forward. They push it forward by the way before to what?
I'm saying they push all together and they hold
Nice coming that's our
It's not be at all
But I'm not picking again. I'm not thinking again
Okay
I'm gonna keep playing those keep playing airplane boat play often angle don't just sit on site
So they all for us you
They're gonna take this one slow low key. They might take this one slow. It's good. They got we defended so we don't
Let's keep in mind that this is CT-sided because of this reason it's an AWP.
Okay.
Ah, they're not that dumb, they didn't do it.
I shouldn't have played here, low-key.
Oh my god, you can bust my melee.
Brother, brother.
Uh, what the- what the-
I went up top.
What are you on?
It's better than-
It's a wide-open delay.
Way better than your excuse see
That's buck that's bucky listen it's only
Is that B ramp B ramp is B ramp
It's veggie and
You know he's there I don't know I don't know
This is what we do.
Oh, watch when we move, Bucky!
Watch when we move, Bucky!
Watch when we move, Bucky!
We're good! We're good!
So I'm gonna move that to go.
You wanna hold ramp again?
Okay, use the bug.
Okay, okay, okay.
I'll play in a minute.
It used to look like a bug.
Let me get the sweetest 2-on-1.
They're gonna pry Rush A again, bro.
They've been doing that.
Yes, bro.
Bucky will be fucking smoking
when I wanna be fast.
It's just readable, bro.
I can read these guys.
Oh, fuck yeah.
Fuck him! Fuck him!
I know Black Odomini!
It's too readable. It's just readable.
I don't know. You can be mad at me. I don't care.
I know Black Odomini, cunts.
Okay, listen.
I have a feeling they know strats.
We could have rushed
all the way to the right outside if you want.
Come on, come on.
Alright, well, let's leave.
Hey, keep your gun down.
Do not pull your knife out, okay?
Be ready. Let's grab that one.
Wait, do we want an entry?
Yes, yes, come on.
One's ladder, we know one's ladder.
Don't stop, don't stop, don't stop.
We got one's ladder.
Oh, go up.
Don't play, don't play, don't play.
Oh, that cuff him had it, cuff him had it.
Oh my god, he died.
We got to go on, we got to go on, Ron.
Okay, Bucky's waiting up there.
Dead, dead, dead, dead.
Come on, dude.
aggressive yeah I got you I got you your little dresser
wait just just wait
I'm not waiting let's run this shit come on we're good we're good we're good
okay this time
we get bulky I feel like they might come to us here I'm not gonna lie they might come to us
we could just sit back or rush what do you recommend
sit back man they're saving they're saving they're gonna look for an amazing eco
Oh
I think we don't be here
Okay, listen listen listen listen they're they're probably gonna have a lot money low-key. I don't know how the money works
One does that but they're gonna hold angles now, right for sure
Okay
So do we go inside?
Where do you finish here y'all?
It's just like
You don't gotta rush it
Okay first
Hey, hey, hey, hey, can you play outside of here?
Alright, one up top!
Alright, come on, one up top!
I'm outside A, I'm outside A.
Oh my God, he has bomb. I don't know how to grab bomb.
I don't know how to grab bomb.
Wait, what are you doing?
He's coming outside A.
We can bomb your game, we can finish B here.
I'm on my way, I'm on my way!
I'm run my thing, I'm run my thing.
Oh my fucking god, I got shit on him.
Oh my god.
He was spawned, he spawned, he spawned with a shell.
I'm running with you, I run?
Go down, go down.
Yeah, I'm going down, I'm going down.
They're probably waiting for me here.
Right here, I think Ron can't get a pick here.
Wait, he just-
You want me to get a peach pick, I'm going to watch.
They're going down there.
They're going down there.
Everyone has money look he's safe. Okay, I guess I say listen the way I think this will work is if
You just all play together for two sides, okay?
We like we don't play like super calm it's super easy to like
Just be ready you ready for ramp. Just all play ramp
You can win this
Okay, I'm trying to think low-key. I don't know any smokes we could rush out
Hey
We can break the door
Oh my god. Oh my god, I win.
Couldn't move last.
Oh no.
Wait, everybody's dead?
You're low key. Do this.
Half an angle, yeah.
I heard one ladder, no?
I hear one right side.
I
Love you
He's on top of here
My god
Up top
I'm gonna walk away
We're good. Why don't we play the waiting game just like
This is hard-push like
Nice
There were waiting you think so
Once he's holding he's holding rest of the op I think he's holding. Okay. Let's go around. Let's go around then. Let's go around
Be me be me be me if you're gonna be somebody be me. You have a bomb. Where's bomb drop bomb is I have no fucking food
Got him got him. Oh my god. I look at my back bro.
What the fuck? I got him.
We won. He has it on. I sold. I sold.
Where's the where's the where's the bomb? Where's the bomb?
The bomb is on 80. I got it right there.
Obviously, that's not a good way. There's nothing on her.
30 seconds. I got it right there at the door.
Chad, I was looking on the map for him.
Is he up there? He's up there, right?
If you're going to do it, you got to swing.
You can't just let him like...
He's above you. No, no, there's nothing on the left.
There's nothing up top.
Oh, I see him. I see him.
I don't have no concept plan, I need a win!
Oh god, I do god. I do come on come on. Where do we finish it? We go ramp again
Nice nice
Yeah
Might be under
I want to play stupid angle wait just why are you on the same side?
You should not be playing both the same things
You're gonna get shot with smoke and then you're gonna die.
Yeah, yeah, up, up on ramps.
No, up on ramps, bro.
You can play for a year.
I'm going outside.
I'm going outside.
Come on, come on.
No, go away.
He's fucking...
This ping is, I'm telling you, chat.
Yeah, I know.
Come back, come back, come back, come back.
Come back come back come back come back
Okay, you may know is there they're holding they're holding
Lucky is bucky still alive
No, yes, they're all alive.
Come here, come here, come here, come be we can't do nothing in
Wait, how do I?
You might be there. You're ready.
You're smoking yourself out.
Oh shit.
No, no, no, no, I'm trying a different strategic thing.
I'm lying. Now I gotta stop trying shit.
I gotta stop trying shit, bro.
You gotta ask, I gotta stop trying shit.
Couple.
They're a warrior.
Just save, just save here and let me try to kill one for good.
you're a fucking traffic cone so I guess having the second highest kills is fucking traffic
Oh my god, you fat bitch can't even climb a fucking ladder
Why are we not letting custom just take us into the bush like him just going
I bet you're gonna run down fucking ramps
Nice out fucking maybe they'll miss the shot
Remember
They're probably gonna start rotating a man
I
Did a fucking you see this shit you got this
To your left in the vent door
I've never played this game. I don't know what colors are like, you know me. I don't know where the maps are. You gotta do that left left right right fucking like
Yeah, but you know you heard them. Yeah, but I don't know where the exact same thing
I'm bomb, I'm bomb, I'm bomb.
Okay.
I heard a gunshot.
I'm with you, I'm literally with you.
I can open the door and flash out.
Okay, let's do it.
I'm gonna go in, right now.
Come on, dead.
Okay, okay, he's all the way through.
I can see it.
You have time.
I'm running out, running out, fuck, fuck.
Yes, you're playing, playing out, playing out.
Playing, playing, playing.
You're playing it weird, you gotta go to your door in your last 13.
I'm playing under, I'm playing under.
You know what's gonna be right now.
Where are we, sir?
You can hug right more, let them come to you, playing off-angle.
Shhh.
Oh, it was a fake!
It was a fake!
It was a fake!
No, I-I-I-I-I-I-I warned him a lot!
I heard him a lot!
I don't know if it was too loud!
Oh, it was too loud, shit!
Hey, that's IQ though!
Okay, okay, as you go down, Brad.
Yeah, buy me an AK, buy me an AK!
Where are you running?
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
We do the exact same strats!
Same thing? Alright, you're running!
Let's run it!
Alright, couple, night bout! Run right!
No, couple!
I can smoke this!
All the way right here!
Couple, go! Run!
Run, fatty! Run!
Oh, my god.
They're just gonna automatically rotate Jason has it open towards me
There's gonna start opening up
Keep going for these pigs low-key, bro. Yeah, keep going pigs. We can finish here. It's mad time
We got a lot of time. I don't need to reach out, bro. I'm playing
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
We're gonna go get you.
Let them go first.
Don't throw bombs.
They don't know where you are.
Shhh.
You're a lamb.
I think we're running here.
I got some bucky.
Oh my.
Watch out.
Run the buck.
In the back.
Oh my god, what a crazy
Yeah, we don't know let's play overtime. We're good. We're good. Let's play overtime. We're good.
We're not running.
We're gonna go on a...
I'm on the top, you want to stay away?
One's back here, one's back here.
Don't be, don't be, don't be...
One's here, one's here, one's here, one's here, one's here, one's here, one's here.
He's gonna shot him, God.
He's one shot.
I'm gonna have to go for some like, hope I'm one shot, bro, I just have to be the bait.
I have two flashes in this.
I might get his gun.
I'm literally waiting.
Back here one.
Where are we at?
I don't know. I think he's outside.
Oh fuck.
There we go.
I think we can flash the ramps here on one side.
Let's go.
Wait, walk up, walk up, walk up, walk up, walk up, flash, flash, flash, flash, flash.
Walk up, walk up, walk up.
I'm gonna throw a flash, we're gonna know we're here.
I'm gonna throw a flash back.
Alright, we're gonna see.
I'm gonna throw another flash inside.
Yeah.
Alright, Jeff, you do it.
Alright, go ahead.
I'm gonna throw a smoke.
Go outside!
Oh my god, I got a flash.
Do we have a smoke?
Go, go, go, go!
He's on your way. You got to win.
One on top. One on top.
He shot me through the smoke, bro.
I can't believe we shot first round at four.
Oh, shit, bro.
It's got four front of the game.
Why did we play? There was time.
Oh, my God.
Are you dead ass
You fat fucking piece of Lord you went I play
Listen if you compare the skills they talk to players got 33 23
Hey guys, nobody said we lost actually we lost a one player
Oh
We lost to the oh six start that's really what it was bro. Yeah
You said that I be need stupid bitch
You're supposed to be the third we're supposed to be a big three, bro
I know I'm dead weight. I know I'm dead weight
All right, so there's no losers if there's two games going on
Come on make it come on make it make a loser make a loser bracket last minute
Should not be you because you sell your teammates every single effing CS, and that's why you have zero after eight years
Please stop out of every day out of everyone. Okay out of everyone here
You shouldn't you shouldn't be the one to say that you shouldn't be the one to say that number one
Number two, no losers.
Oh my god.
Let's get a nice little losers bracket just for the vibes boys, come on.
Come on man.
Our own losers bracket?
Yeah, let's just make sure.
Should we make our own losers so you want to sit here and just play for fucking fun on casual?
Bro, but that's the best we got, bro.
Yeah, bro.
I was trying to show that for my teammates guys.
I
And then the fucking juicers coming over
You got carried brother you got carried by
Oh
Why you bringing a sniper to a gunfire?
We start bringing out snipers and one type of niggas
Sniper should be bad. Yo, but like up on you did good. Yeah. It was in your fault. Thank you
Thank you brother
My team captain
My team captain
It was either die or losing the niggas and I'm getting shot the niggas died planning that bomb
I said that
Because if there's multiple first games going on there's no point of not having to lose it's let them play you know
No, a little. Yeah, a little key.
It's the second time to play it wrong, bro.
Anyway, all the way to Sunday,
just losing the first round.
No, that can't be the end of this.
It's the end, Chad. No way.
This kid, this kid, you're a fucking idiot.
Oh, God.
Like, the game, that game was 20 minutes.
I literally was...
Chad.
Yeah, if they're gonna run games in tandem,
then double LL is the same thing.
You run the games in tandem.
Yeah.
Yeah, I said, I said,
My feedback was double in power rankings and seeds based off the power ranking.
You know what I mean? Like seeds?
No, it's.
I mean, all fair. I mean, we lost.
No, we don't know that I do wish there was low key.
I I wish there was a loser only because they play it.
It was if he was playing one game at a time, then I would understand it.
I bet whatever.
You know what, we got Mogged.
Fuck it.
Ray Mogged.
Hold up.
They bought a lot.
Me lose or win.
I'm great.
What?
That was my only content for today so...
Time to go leech. Who's live?
Oh my god...
Holy fucking shit.
Let me make a quick call bro. Let me make a quick boss call.
Let me see if I can get Junko to...
Maybe we can get a Looters? Or is that...
Is that the Mickey?
Yeah, man.
No, no, no.
Yo, but I like to take a paper towel by the way.
I pay you for that one.
Alright, thank you bro.
Thank you so much.
Steve, are you good at?
And what's that, bro?
Lean
I look up at this what is that pipe over this yeah, there's a hundred thousand yo jinxie bro
By the rock I want to be like in my life bracket
Come on listen jinxie it you it's your tournament
But listen when there's if you're playing all the first games at the same time, what's the biggest problem with one loser's bracket?
Damn
All right, we check the Aiden the Bruce one. I'm right there. He's boys. No loser bracket
It's over
Our time is done
What did you say?
Well, can't believe it, bro.
Who's right there, too, don't go out.
Forge? Four Lord Trice?
Oh, I need...
I want to just stuff my face with food now, bro.
I just want to stress eat, bro.
It's just so sad, man.
Oh, no, you've been hot.
Man, you let it go.
Must sing that real quick, just for you, bro.
It's just so sad, man.
All right.
You lose the battle but you win the war.
You lose the battle but you don't stop there.
You win the war.
Who cares what they say, man?
What's the rule?
Nothing.
You fucking lost, motherfucker.
Get fucking involved.
We didn't win shit.
We didn't win nothing.
Get fucked.
The light went spun and low
Only it's a sign when it starts to snow
Only know you love her when you let her go
Only know you've been high when you're feeling low
Only hate the road when you're missing home
Only know you love her when you let her go
And you let her go
Come on, let her go
Staring at the bottom of your glass
Hoping one day you'll make your dreams last
The dreams come slow and go so fast
But see when you close your eyes
They hate one day of all I stand by
Every time it touches you, it only dies
They're absolutely swamped, you guys, you guys, suck!
You want me to move the lights when you smile alone
Your name leads to something when it starts
They're so far away
Only one in the world can make you let it go
They actually stand there
Like a good piece of paper
I don't know if you can't make me feel alone
I don't know if you can't make me feel alone
When you're missing home
You're shagless, but we know you're awful when you get drunk
So for the games we get parts, if you get half of the milk, or a little bit of the steel
You're the scene of the damn taste of healing in your heart
It's not gonna make you feel like a wing of me, you bother with it
Wait, what'd you say?
I said that wing wouldn't feel like a wing if I were you
Hey, okay, well, we're not gonna touch you
I'm back to get you, so much cake
Thank you so much, and you died indeed.
And it's all right, you did it today.
You came out, you came out, you came out, you came out.
I need the light when it's burning up.
I'm out of fun, I'm out of music right now.
When it starts to start.
Eat me! Eat me!
Fuck!
Only know you can hide when you're feeling low.
Only hate the road when you're missing home.
Only know you're not the way that I go.
Only miss a sign when it starts to snow
Only know you love it when you let it go
Only know you've been hard when you feel alone
Only go the wrong when you miss it all
Only know you love it when you let it go
If you only need the light when it's burning low
Only miss a sign when it starts to snow
Only know you love her when you let her go Only know you've been hard when you're feeling low
Only hit the road when you're missing home Only know you love her when you let her go
And you let her go
I don't know if you can understand what I'm saying.
I don't understand what I'm saying.