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I appreciate that 24-hour stream, fuck you.
Ron's purple bomb, fuck you.
Yo, what are these fucking names, man?
What are these names?
Yo, David, look, thank you, Splash was good.
Guys, guys.
Ah-hoo!
Ah-hoo!
Don't shake your head.
Don't shake your fucking head.
Go ahead.
go ahead guys today's stream is going to be a short stream go ahead get your
L wrongs out bro go ahead get it out no just get it out and make it quick get it
out and make it fucking quick go ahead bro just get it out but but I'll be
To be honest with me, I did a 24 hour stream and I actually did it.
So is that fairs or no?
Is that fairs?
Is that fairs?
Yes?
Yes?
Yes?
Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, today is the day y'all have been waiting for.
It is the P.O.
Box.
I'll be honest with you, I have all the items in my room because what the fuck
you guys sent so much.
I don't know why I have so many packages from Kev season again, but today is going to determine whether or whether I not I ban you from ever sending me shit ever again.
I'm going to see what you sent. I saw a lot of things from a lot of people. Drop a me if you guys sent something and if you didn't drop a fuck you wrong. Simple as that.
Um guys tomorrow
We are I don't know yet, so don't put no Illuminati triangle, but I might be going to the fanatics thing
Maybe I don't know yet. I've got to see if I'm invited apparently I might not be invited because of past comments
Maybe I don't know probably not I don't know. I don't know. We're gonna see if I'm invited
I think I joke around too much. I'm simple as that lol kekwa simple as that
But, but, if I don't shrink tomorrow, guys, tomorrow I have an announcement.
I'm going to post something that I bought recently.
Nobody here will guess what I bought.
It's not possible.
Nobody here will guess what I got.
I will be posting it tomorrow.
Simple as that, man.
I sent you something cool, bomb emoji.
I sent something cool.
Thank you, bro.
No, I did not buy a Lamborghini Urus.
No, I did not buy an SVJ.
No, I did not buy a white Urus with a carbon hood, bro.
No, I did not buy any of that.
Does it look like I have money to buy another car right now?
Generally.
Generally serious.
Does it look like I have enough money to buy another car right now, bro?
Anyways, I'm going to fucking tweet it tomorrow.
So yeah.
Also, guys, on Sunday!
Sunday!
Sunday!
Sunday!
I will be doing a bro versus bro versus Joe Bartamaphosie,
As well as, as well as I will be doing a stream with Jynxie that same day for a video game.
I forget what he wants to do, he wants to do something.
And then also on Sunday it'll probably be a 10 hour stream because at 11 a.m. PST.
The Sidemen charity match draft is happening.
I'm not kidding. I put it on God. I put it on my chat life. May God strike us down.
We are the first pick. Who's with me?
Now, but all jokes aside, also, guys, I bring more bad news.
Jim will be happening for the next two days while I be working, okay?
The next two days y'all I can't be going to the gym
That shit I've got to do
I'm not even trying to troll when I say this bro. I'm actually so serious
I'm not a band this fucking duck smoking cigarette emote. It's actually fucking AIDS breast
I haven't fun to see anyways, bro. Good fucking morning to you guys sit. Thank you for subs
Tony what's up? I'm in milk. What's up? Sorry if I seem a little off today boys
I'm a little bit tired from a 24-hour stream. That's why I'm doing a short stream
But I'm here nonetheless because stable Ronaldo is a W streamer
Can I get a retweet real quick if you love me you could be honest you don't have to what the fuck is that?
Just do some morning push-ups. Fuck you, bro
Cat looking sideways. Okay. Okay. Great start to the morning. Um guys today. We're gonna do the PO box
We're honestly gonna do probably relatively soon
Is there anything that I need to see that's super important any linkers in the chat?
Who was in a 24 hour stream was anyone here for the 24 hour stream the whole day?
There's got to be at least one person who watched the whole 24 hour stream
Okay, not everyone yeah, all right
Yeah, I mean I do this to myself at this point now like I did ask I I did ask do this to myself
Because what the fuck not everyone here was here. I did not me since I have a life
So why are you whatever bro?
Um, first thing of the day, what is this?
The full clip of Jason the Wean on Good Day New York.
What the fuck did I miss?
The following series is one of Twitch's top streamers known as Jason the Wean.
Online he's won multiple streaming awards and he pushes the boundaries of his platform by streaming.
Why are you guys standing significantly in my chat? What does this mean that I'm not aware of?
Long survival challenge on a remote island. That sounds like a little too brave for me. I'll be Friday by the way to everyone in the chat
It's Friday to anybody. It's Friday
Jason is here with us this morning on bidday, New York. Nice to see you. How are you now? I'm what the actual okay?
first of all
first of all
This is the body of someone who isn't confident brother. Why are your hands like this?
Why is your neck poked out and why are you man spreading saying hello ma'am and you put some bullshit on this what it actually?
Loki is this is no no. How are you ma'am? I'm great. Listen great time. So you actually like started your what are you fucking?
Yo, holy crimson chin, bro or social media career about 14 years old
About I would say 14 years old on
significantly speaking I
I took it more serious when I was around 18. That's when I started streaming
Your parents are immigrants from Vietnam, right? Indeed. What did they think?
About you starting a social media career
Significantly speaking
What does this significantly mean I was super sophisticated in school my parents really wanted me to just like a joke
Probably weren't high school growing up, but I saw this passion in streaming during COVID okay?
COVID something sparked in my brain and significantly I became
More in tune with my emotions wait was this live or wait was this live or was this like recorded oh
Brother so so there's people out here in this chat
who live in New York, who churned on the fucking news
this morning, and saw Jason the Weed to start their day.
Holy fuck, man, the Americans are probably fucking depressed.
And my brain just told me, you have to go this path,
go against everything my parents wanted me to do,
and pursued streaming.
And by the way, you're very successful.
You make a very, very nice amount of money every year.
How does she?
I don't have a made-back.
You got a made-back?
I might have been kidding, bro, like...
You do?
Don't make me come over there.
Significantly.
You could have a ride in the Maybach if you want.
You could have a Maybach if you want.
I do have one.
All right, what's the difference?
I don't know.
What are the differences between Twitch and Instagram?
Can you explain that to me?
So Instagram is a social media, as you know, and you can post photos, videos on
on their short form content, significantly speaking, is the-
Why does he keep saying fucking significantly speaking?
What does that even mean?
You would go to the parties and bring it to Twitch
where you can live stream.
Now what we're looking at here,
where you're jumping out of a plane,
is that for Twitch or Instagram?
So it was posted on Twitch.
Wait a minute, I went live
and I jumped out of a plane live on Twitch.
Oh my goodness.
Yes.
Kind of like TV, except on the platform, Twitch.
And then I significantly posted it on-
Yo, I'm not even kidding. What is this a troll like did he like lose a bet? I'm not even trying to be funny
I'm not even trying to be funny. What does this mean?
Instagram
Where other people using the word correctly will can see through short form content
Was this the remote island that you wound up spending some time on by yourself? No the remote island I spent
In Panama, so and what was that like? Did you ever get scared while you there?
I felt horrible. It was significantly a horrible experience. Why? I mean there's
still bug bites on my stomach in my hands. Like you could kind of see the
scarring and the malicious intent that the bugs had. Jason do your parents say
we don't want you doing this. I don't care if you're making millions of
dollars this is ridiculous yes my parents they were very against it my dad
especially but I told them significantly I'm gonna make it I'm gonna
make it I'm gonna do this not only for my viewers but for myself I love it well
listen the other thing that I heard that you're really good at son is spelling
Holy fucking shit, yeah, spell significantly, please, bro.
Spell, you want three spelling bees.
Is that true?
Yes, very true.
Holy fucking dork.
All right, so listen, I gotta see whether-
Oh, fucking spelling bee? Are you guys taking that to the grave?
Like, I'm gonna be honest, bro, you're a fucking dork.
You still have it in you.
Ooh, this is a lot of pressure.
Okay, are you ready?
Yes.
Farrow.
Are you dead at the she like she's actually
P-H-A-R-O-H
Faro
May use it in a sentence. Oh interesting, you know like a faro like an Egyptian leader
Okay, P.H. Yeah, I saw that
A-R-A-O-H
Yeah
All right
Conscience conscience conscience, okay, you know
I don't know how to spell conscience in good conscience classic hating brother
If you don't hate on your best friend or you even best friends with him, of course
I'm gonna make fun of him. What the fuck did he put on on the news, bro?
What the fuck are you talking about, bro? What do you want me to sit here and be like Jason?
You're the greatest, but no bro. What the fuck are you doing? Okay? Do you live a good significantly speaking life?
You know feedback conscience
C-O-N.
What could I get on the news for? I'm trying to think.
C-I-O-U-S.
No!
Sorry. I'm sorry.
No worries. No worries. Significant.
Try it again.
Bro, when I ask a question, what is with like these answers of just like fat?
Like, it doesn't even answer my question.
Oh, we're going again?
Okay.
C-O-N.
Yeah.
Conscience.
S-C-I-E-N-C-E.
I knew you were going to get it.
Listen, I did it on purpose.
You did?
You wanted to show that you're vulnerable.
People significantly...
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
This just pisses me off.
They love a comeback story.
And that's here.
Jason, what's next on your challenge list?
Well, this year, I think as a streamer you can do whatever you want.
Whatever you want. Okay. Significantly speaking.
When I see him on my aspect of shit, I'm like, bro, she asked you a simple fucking question
and you broke it down saying as a stripper you could do whatever you want. Like, what
the fuck are you saying, bro? And then you fold up by significantly. Answer the fucking
question. It's 9.42 am, bro. With 32 degrees out.
You can be a artist, musician. What is he? You're dabbling with that already.
Do you have a little song for me today, Jason?
I do have a song.
Oh, hell no. Please do not tell me he...
But I don't know if I want to perform it.
I'm a bit of a, you know, um...
Jason, don't make me...
Oh, they want me to do it?
Yeah.
Okay. Significantly speaking, I will...
This has to be a troll, right?
This actually has to be a troll.
What the fuck does this even mean, bro?
I'll do it. Okay.
This is one of my popular songs,
popularized in Vietnam where I'm from okay she's so deep guy I know I'm not
that guy need her right by my side
not throw it you're not warmed up yet yeah but I get that yeah I mean listen
I know I get why people follow you and why you're so so she heard him do a
a spelling bee and sing some bullshit and then said I see why people follow you
popular I appreciate you so much but yeah this year I want to accomplish a lot of
new things significantly I want to be a boxer I want to hopefully score in the
Sidemen cherry match coming up and I also have a lot of big plans for the
new year but yeah significantly I'm gonna make up mine now to see if I need
one more significantly from Jason the weaned from my parlay to hate right now
that works for you maybe to work for me all right significantly no it's been a
pleasure to meet you incredible thank you so much it's been a pleasure as well
thank you Jason the ween everybody I know the producers thought he was
sped bro I'm not even kidding hold on let me I don't know if I pick up cuz it's
New York and I think he's do some today but brother I actually don't let's
Let's see if he's awake, or if he's busy.
Chad, by the way, sorry if I look chopped to the...
Oh, speak of the devil, there we go, instant pickup.
Yo, can I ask you a question?
Uh...
Is it gonna be significant?
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Did you see... did you see those on the news?
I just watched it, and what the fuck did they have you do, bro?
Why did you say significantly every second?
Is there some type of joke?
It's no joke, bro. I'm
Trying to work on my vocabulary
You repeated the same word five times and then you didn't use it right you didn't even use it right one time
I don't think it's like the first one
You can congratulate me for being on the news piece of fucking shit
What would you react to my clip and then you hate on my fucking clip?
Yeah, you put some bullshit on number one
You had the crimson chin poking out and then also you have to
sung some you sung some bullshit they put you they made you sing some bullshit
Damn you should get her back on stream then make another song with her
We'll go to Miami we're gonna get some bbs twerking on us
Who's in the car with you?
Help me help me help me here's a gun
Miami soon chat getting torqued on my BBLs with Jack Dording Clavitt killer
Hey shout out to Jason being on the news brown if I was on the news
They probably asked me what the fuck do I do for a stream and I would have no fucking answer
Coping with stress eating my 600 pound life and then you photoshop me. It's like I
I'm bored of this shit man. It's just getting really boring, bro
It's actually getting really fucking boring about this fucking chat man
I look you want to get on the news, but I don't know what I could get on the news for
Marlin just met Michael Rubin potentially confirming he's the spy of the streaming industry
I'm ready man. I'm ready. I'm ready to fucking fire. It's so exciting.
Wait, is this photo real?
I just was doing interviews upstairs and we had Jayden outside of once we'd studied Jayden Daniels.
Oh yeah?
The Team New York Saved Right Nation. Everyone's saying that, so sorry.
I would love to meet Michael Ruben, bro. He's actually a dope fucking dude.
I'd be seeing the shit that he'd be doing with all the sports shit and it's fucking nuts, man.
I would love to meet with him and I'd love to do stuff with him.
He's very stylish.
That addicts is also pretty dope.
Watching pranks and like, people are like,
you know what they're going on.
If this was like a traditional sports,
kind of, you know, throw ball at me also.
People just aren't as serious,
more like bringing all the guys to.
Hey, shout out Marlin, bro.
I miss Marlin, anyone else?
I feel like I don't see him anymore, bro.
I feel like I don't see any of the guys, I'm sad.
This is the greed they talk about in the Bible.
What the fuck is going on at Flackboy Max headquarters?
This guy's gotta be going through a midlife crisis. How the fuck are you like?
Why is there one two three four five girls on top of you in fucking Japan man? What's going on with you, brother?
God fucking damn it, bro.
Blackboard max you've done it again max. Well then you've done it a fucking good
uh
Okay, we got a scorpy tweet
Brother looking like a 36 year old Japanese businessman done working at 12 hours shift and his outside she goes wipe of five years
And he's okay. Yeah. Nice, bro
I'm gonna be so dead honestly this actually feels like sexual assault. I'm just gonna be the guy to say it. Say it
I don't really care like I did us I did us feel like I just got assaulted right now
You can call me question mark, right? I just I don't I don't know bro
I don't know you're gonna say you're gonna sit here and just be like yo, he looks like Jake future. Oh, yeah, dude
Dude, that's a diss to Jake. We fucking nice man. Holy fucking shit
Also guys by the way the Kanye concert comes up in about a week and a half is anybody going to it or no
I want to meet you guys at the Kanye concert if anyone's going but honestly, what if they sacrifice me at the Kanye concert
I'm low-key thinking something weird's gonna happen
I don't want to put that in the air because I feel like that's bad
But like I genuinely feel bro
Live in concert New Delhi, India
So you want me to go to India to see Kanye when I'm literally gonna fucking see him bro
Like what are you talking about man? Oh, I didn't even know that way is you man? Is you married?
Okay, what is a widow? What is what don't mean?
My husband was killed
Happy damn
How long ago was that? That was like 10 years ago
And then I'll start it back with my music yo
No, I don't know if anyone else is like this bro like if someone tells you someone died
It's so hard to keep a straight face
I don't know I felt like an I just was right for a way bro, but it's just like it's so off like it's so random bro
Like it's it's generally so fucking random. It's like I mean you can call me question. We're gonna say question mark
I'm being serious like I'm just like what the fuck
You're immature it's not about being immature. I just like what are you linking me Mario?
Thanks, I think six seven
I mean is bigger than six seven
400,000 likes
Bro, get this shit out of my face.
Yo, did you see what happened?
By the way, look at this.
Who recorded me?
Look at this.
Who is this goof?
This girl just recorded me from the sidelines.
I don't know who this...
Uploaded one second ago.
What the fuck?
This girl recorded me.
It's called the goof.
Here.
Here.
Here's one.
Here.
Shout out to the stable man, look at this fucking community, I commented the goat.
That FNCS winner, the one and only stable Ronaldo,
Gulfy Stable, the clip himself, stable Ronaldo, FNCS winner.
I don't know, he seems stable, that's my goat, and then you put a fucking chop photo of me.
Shout out to the fucking chat bro, did you see what Nick A-30 said about you?
Wait, I never even saw it.
That's who you have to say, ready?
Please, Vito!
He's doing it!
He's doing it!
Nick A-30!
Holy sh-
Wait, wait, holy crap! Can I say crap?
Oh my god! He left to get you guys!
Holy crap, you guys are not gonna make it far in life!
I can't say crap!
Man, up and do some stuff!
Hey, let me invite-
Wait, what?!
He left to get you guys!
Holy crap!
You guys are not gonna make it far in life!
I can't say crap!
Man, up and do some stuff!
Hey, let me invite-
Wait, did he actually say that? Or is this edited?
I'm dead serious, this has- This is a yoxic type of edit, bro!
Wait, dead ass? He said that?
Yo, holy shits
Yo, sayi bro, I'm not even kidding. Can someone please invest on giving you fucking shoes?
I'm dead ass serious. It is so fucking just disgusting you walking out or around your fucking creeper slides, bro
Like oh my god it like actually makes me mad man. It generally makes me mad generally. I don't know bro chill
Those are hard. I just hate seeing Saeed's fucking toes, bro. They're like so disgusting
What is this
Why don't you significantly help him shut up?
Lacey had his first red a rage moment after crashing out on his cameraman for booking the wrong Carolina flight and $5,000 Duke versus Sienna's ticket
I truly want to know. I truly want to know. I'm already out $5,000
I'm telling you why I'm out $5,000
I'm telling you because you booked the flight
I'm not fucking talking
I'm not fucking talking
Did Lacey buy the same chain Jason has?
Fuck it
He's not caroling
Did he buy the exact same chain?
I don't
My holy shit, right over that lot right over it. Holy shit. Oh Jason soda to him. You take a fucking quadruple dosage
Goddamn, bro
Bro honestly, this is what happens when you take fucking right up, bro
Get real court sighted
Bro, I'm not gonna lie, bro. I you know, it's crazy my mom texted me
the my mom texted me why is my girl like what like why are you texting me this
like my girlfriend oh my god she's like I like I'm about a freak out she's
texting me about this fucking girl that I commented on off this fucking TikTok
saying I'm the goat and she said the one comment you comment I'm over this shit
bro I commented the goat by the way just because I commented the goat yeah my
My mom texted me saying I should take Reda.
Is it worth it?
You can't switch.
Can y'all hear me?
I don't know.
You should?
Bro, my mom texted me saying I should take Reda and because apparently my uncle's taking
it and she said that I should take it because I'm getting kind of chubby.
But I don't know how I feel about that.
Most underrated duo during the Summertime PO, wait, is YBG in LA now or no?
Is he in LA?
Is he actually in LA?
Is he staying here or no?
Oh, he's in LA for a week.
I mean I would do something with YBG, but I'm doing something, I could probably do something
Monday maybe.
G-Gloved?
What is this?
What will Jason say on Fox?
Significantly.
What the fuck?
If I ever went on like the news or whatever and there's like a cowshee ad on me or something
like that like a poly market should I just tell you guys what to bet on to rig it for
you guys or is that illegal?
I feel like they can't catch me bro.
I feel like they wouldn't be able to catch.
Inside trading who fucking cares man?
Who cares?
Yo, I give actual credit XUC.
March 19th.
What are you linking me?
Like, can you imagine being in a lawsuit for months and months and months about your
Like life basically not ending but basically getting is wrong. So you're streaming every single day and you can't talk about it
I'm not gonna lie. I would get man. God forbid that ever happened like bro
I would get I need not being able to talk publicly. Oh my god
Aware don't worry guys. I have a video what's today March 20th, 2026. I have a video scheduled for December
18th
31 on my YouTube channel, just don't worry brothers. I have a video scheduled
What is this?
Tony in my opinion top tier right alone that's a little weird well not super weird you could say like burger
I
But there's a fucking burger fucking edit
This is how I know we're running out of content bro. Um, what is this?
I want to do something with Phantom bro dead ass
I really do but do you think they don't fucks with me or nah?
Brutal
Dude I would fly to Atlanta do you guys like me flying to different places to do shit?
Because I'm gonna be honest with you
I really fucked with the Texas stream did you guys are now like doing shit with clicks that was really fun
I I really like traveling because I right now I feel like this house is just not the most fun to stream at
I'm gonna be honest with you until we get the new house if we get the new house, but I feel like traveling is super fun
What am I watching bro
Holy fucking shit
Potential baby daddies breaking news body blue has just posted a list of potential baby daddies with thousands of men to choose from
She had to dig through the body's weeks at a time. Who do you think is the father?
Flight reacts BAM adab a yo be lu clavicular young shelled in brawny Joe Biden be lu shack
Tonka Jihari Johnny sins Drake may LeBron stable or not. What the fuck?
I
Rather so you guys think why is there a fly on my desk?
So you guys think that I had sex with Bonnie blue
Which means I cheated on my girlfriend and then I also for some reason impregnated her and then for some reason also
I'm on the list of a thousand out of a thousand dudes
the I'm the one who got
Brother do you see who's on this list fucking young Sheldon who the fuck is young Sheldon, bro?
Who the fuck who the fuck is this it's a little child
Guys, every time I eat, it's not up a body percentin' fucking morons.
It's a barbell.
more than was caught off guard after Robert crafty owner of the new indian praises walk
by and knew who he was.
The lady's name is 5, you didn't.
Um, are they stealing my fucking information?
What is this?
I can't click this.
Relax.
Don't start your bullfist hat.
How are you doing?
I'm good.
They're the owner of the NFL.
The owner of the NFL.
Own.
The President.
Couldn't even see with this fucking bit rate, bro.
I'll be honest with you, me and Mr. Kraft over here, we do dinners all the time, so this
isn't really nothing special, Yoxic.
Shout out to my guys, man.
Your region, I'm Dante.
We're kicked out of the sun.
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest with you.
Am I the only one that can get away with going to the games?
I don't understand how I get away with it every time wait so they got kicked out for
streaming why didn't why didn't we get kicked out do you think it's because it
wasn't that big of a game I mean it was a big game but it wasn't like huge
I'm gonna be honest with you.
I genuinely don't remember one.
I don't think I'm allowed to record at games, true or no.
I think I got away with it because we were next to this family of Cooper Flagg and they
didn't really care.
And it was low key, not the biggest of games.
For Lakers though, I don't think I'm ever allowed back, facts are now.
I don't think I'm ever allowed back to fucking stream there.
Dude, if they catch me streaming there, they might execute one viewer in my chat.
Like they might just look at my chat and execute someone.
I don't fucking know, shoot lasers out of their face.
But honestly, I think the NBA should allow streamers to stream.
And I know that sounds stupid, but like,
what is the bad, what is wrong with streaming your face?
Facts or no, like, maybe I'm dick-riding.
Maybe I'm dick-riding, bro.
But like, why would you not be able
to stream your fucking face?
Like, who cares?
Bro, do you really think stable fucking
Roberto's view count matters much for the NBA?
Like, do you think it affects them at all?
Like, no troll, tell me.
Tell me.
Yes.
So you think if I had, like, 15,000 viewers to 30,000 viewers, let's just say, right, on a good day,
that motherfuckers in the NBA would get pissed.
Why don't I just give them the money for my stream?
It's only, like, 17 grand.
It's like, bro, I'll do it.
Lay's story, what?
7 p.m. on March 20th.
March 20th?
It's gonna be an awesome March 20th!
This March 20th gets double thumbs up!
All the way, baby!
Woo!
It's March 20th!
What?
March 20th.
Are we supposed to die today?
I'm confused.
Is this supposed to be...
Did you see this?
Clevicular called the police on a stupid girl
who slapped him for no reason.
I just-
What the-
WHA-
OH SHIT!
AHH!
He goes-
SHIT!
I got him!
I got him!
I got him!
I got him!
Yo, I'm not even kidding-
Yo, what type of fucking drugs?
He told her to?
Oh!
I got him!
I got him!
I got him!
I got him!
I got him!
Brother, this girl is a nut!
How do you slap someone and then instantly put a-
Holy shit!
Bro, these women are fucking nuts!
I got him!
I got him!
I got him!
I got him!
I got him!
I got him!
I got him!
I got him!
I got him!
I'm confused is Miami just like it's just like girls clubbing and guys that are clubbing is that what like Miami is
Bro, I saw a tweet that said silky wants to move to fucking Miami, bro. Are we about a roast I
Don't want to move to Miami, but like I'll go out there here in there
I got charges on you. It sounds like me.
Hey! Hold her! Here, call the police!
Hold her! Hold her! Here, call the police!
Hold her, guys, look at the police!
Wait, I'm so confused. I'm so confused.
So a girl just ran up to him and slapped him.
See, if that was me, if that was fucking me,
everyone, this whole place is getting...
What is this?
Marlin officially met Tom Brady.
Brady brother what the fuck
Hold me or a clash wait who has more aura here. I'm gonna be honest with you
This dude more than gonna get put in a black pill at a wise Tom Brady like asserting his dominance
Love it so far. I feel like he like to be walks get into the whole
L.A. seen a little bit, you know,
like people can be a little crazy.
Yeah, I'm Miami sometimes too.
Oh yeah?
Yeah.
That's what you say?
Yeah, really.
He stays at Star Island.
He's been Miami for three years.
What do you prefer?
A rich ass fucking neighborhood.
Warm weather.
Yeah?
It's nice today, I'll take this.
I live in Northern California, so.
It's top grade cool.
I know the state pretty well,
but I had a lot of years in the cold weather in Boston.
Oh yeah.
So now it's like.
It's nice now that it's just like a nice little bit.
Sun, I get that.
Wow, bro, congratulations Marlon.
That's really nice, bro, that's awesome.
Oh, another Marlon clan.
Marlon asked Tom Brady multiple NF legends
he questioned during press conference.
The entire room went silent.
M3 right here, Marlon and Steve.
Which type of question is it for all of you guys?
I was wondering what the difference
in the creative work of the black football team
would be to NF out there if there's any difference.
Yeah.
What the actual fuck does that even mean, Marlon?
N3 here, and then he goes,
is there a difference between flag football and normal NFL?
That was your question?
That was your question?
Um, N3 right here, I wanna call on CS.
Oh, man.
Bro, do y'all like me playing CS?
By the way, that shit was so much fun.
I actually enjoyed CS so much.
Bro, it's like a filler game, obviously.
If that's something that like we do every single day, but like it is so much fun to play
I'm excited to do a bro verse bro this Sunday verse Joe. Do you think I win or no?
Do you think I win or no?
I'm a little worried bro brothers. No way. I lose the Joe Bartoloz. He first is a bro versus bro
Bro, I was playing last night Rocket League after I ended stream at like 1 a.m.
before our flight and I kid you not chat I won or I lost like every single fucking
game I don't get it I actually don't get it how do I just lose every fucking game
downgraded over the years oh fuck you what this do I have to have something
shoved in my head like that like I know that's an extreme example but you know
You know what I'm saying, like I need weird shit going on.
What? I'm gonna face...
LAAAAAXE!
LAAAAAXE!
Jinksy had his e-girl blushing after securing his second ever ace on Valorant.
You got it.
Come here, come here, come here.
Hey, dumbass!
Hey, dumbass!
There's you playing rank fucking plastic three what the actual fuck am I watching
I'm gonna be honest with you Valor might be the easiest game to go fucking pro and go
ahead hate me hate me hate me how you are how the actual fuck is Jinxie getting an ace
on Valorant. How is that even possible? How is that even possible? How is that possible,
bro? He's the same skill level as Nemo. That's true. How the fuck is this possible?
It's Swiftplay.
Oh my god.
You're so good.
Ew, what am I li- ya.
You're so good.
Who is saying that?
Eww, what am I li-
Y'all
Oh!
You are so good at it.
Who is saying that, bro? Who's a-
Dude, some people just
Sounds like fucking, yeah, literally sounds like Lay's saying that.
I'm not even kidding, one of these days we should get on Valorant and I just say I'm going on a date with a girl and it's just you and an all-brother whole time.
E-Powl girl!
You know what's crazy? I'm pretty sure I'm banned from E-Powl.
Or I don't know if I'm banned, but all my messages with the girls are like, does anyone remember when we used to do it?
It was actually pretty bad. It was it was really bad. I'm not gonna lie.
Wait, let me see if I still have my account before we go to IRL real quick. Oh, fuck my leak here.
Oh, I do have my account.
Staybron66, and then the picture is this. That's my profile picture.
All right. What are my messages on this fucking account?
You ordered, I have a lot of orders here, messages.
Wait, what, where are my messages?
Wait, sus.
Oh, this user has blocked you.
Wait, what?
Wait, this user has deleted their account.
Wait.
hello darling I may be a little toxic but only to the enemy team I'm currently
heart-stuck ascendance but I'd much rather be heart-stuck on you I can play
with everybody what the fuck is this how am I block my everybody
Bro, give me the- how do I- am I the like biggest loser ever?
Like how did I get blocked by everybody?
What did you do?
I don't know Chad, does anyone remember what I used to do?
I think I literally just used to like- wait this person deleted their account.
This person blocked me.
This person deleted their account.
This person deleted their account.
This person deleted their account.
This person deleted their account.
Hey everyone.
What even happens on ePAL adding more chat?
Does anyone here actually use this?
Like do you think there's someone out there that generally uses, like do people use this?
Probably.
It's a lot of them out there.
I mean surely there's like, I mean it's probably like really fun and honestly you
probably like build a real connection with the girls on there too. Like I don't know, it probably isn't that bad if you really just get to know them.
Hi there is Jeremy. I play ballerina. Okay, let me stop. All right. Um,
okay, let me stop. All right, um, all right, chat. So first things first, hello everybody. Welcome
Welcome back to Stable Bernardo headquarters.
How's everybody doing today?
Can I get a hello?
Can I get a welcome to the stable?
Let's not show that just yet.
Today, Chad, we've been doing a PO Box opening,
but this time, I'm going to get a trash can
for all this trash, bro.
Good morning, everybody!
I'll shut my door.
It's a little fucking soaked out here.
Yeah, there's a million fucking degrees.
It's actually hot in here.
Anybody here?
Dude, you should see how clean Lacey's room is.
It's like spotless room.
Oh, what?
What, the action?
Oh my god, is this mold?
Is it mold?
I mean, it has to be.
Oh my god, it is mold.
How much money do you drink it?
I would throw it everywhere.
Even if it's like you drink it.
Look, there's a bag.
Oh, look at the broccoli in my air bomb thing.
On the couch.
What the fuck?
Did he order a side of black block rockerini?
The fuck is that?
Look at all the flies that come out when you kick the bag.
Don't kick it hard, do not kick it hard.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
There's a lot.
Bro, is he just a fucking slob?
Bro, you think his ass has skittles?
Jesus fucking Christ, man.
I'm sure the kitchen's pretty nice enough.
Oh, yeah, the kitchen's nicer.
Okay, followed by flies.
Oh, Marlin's room looks pretty clean.
Holy shit, we need to kill ourselves.
Oh, look at you, man.
What is that?
Dude, do not.
Why?
No!
Actually, don't!
Actually, don't!
Bro, that's so troll.
Like, you can do that for no reason.
It tastes so good.
I gotta support my friend, Rug, bro.
Oh.
Okay.
Wow.
This is really clean.
Wow.
What is this?
I'm not gonna support my friend, Rug?
Like...
Alright.
What?
Okay, back. No, no, no, back. So next time, next time, Chad, when Rob goes to...
No, when Rob goes to do something, Matt, I'll just be like, no, my Chad don't fuck with
you, bro. Simple.
Why would you say all that?
Uh, because this Chad obviously doesn't fuck with him. They don't want me to eat his
candy. It's pretty fucking obvious.
Alright.
Someone said...
What?
Someone said what bro?
Careful with the trans fat.
That type candy.
You might as well...
Like if you eat too much of that candy, it's like an HRT cycle.
Are you dead ass?
Like your boobs and your ass would just get huge.
You're lying.
If you just do something on this candy.
Are you serious?
That's what that means?
Yeah.
We're gonna try it now.
Chad, do y'all want me to eat candy, candy mug bang?
I need to know before I do this.
Nice you're a fucking like snake
I'm dead
Oh, they're trying to they're trying to block me like what is this can't stop me. I
Would smack it out of your hand with everybody go everywhere
We're just getting over time one from
Okay, do we move?
Should we do a going away party?
We should invite all the viewers to the house.
No, it smells like shit.
It smells like actual fucking poop, like everywhere.
Oh fuck my ass.
Oh.
Alright, guys.
You gotta close that door.
Yo, Chad, how hot is it where you guys live, bro?
It's like, actually, like a thousand degrees here.
Yo, it's so hot.
Holy fuck.
Well, this house is filthy.
What am I looking at?
All right.
Careful, everybody.
There's an autistic child in here.
It's me.
All right. Let's go back! Look what we got here. We have the stable Renoto PO box opening that I organized myself.
I organized this whole thing. It's a lot of stuff. There's a lot of cool stuff. A lot of packages.
I think we should get straight into it, shall we? Let's get a knife. And let's get straight into the fucking job.
Um, let's see here.
Little ceramic tiger tooth, never heard nobody.
What if I just fucking stabbed you? Would that kill you?
I don't think it, yeah.
Do you think if I just went like that?
If you punctured me, yeah.
Can I try?
Yeah.
Okay.
What's made this sound?
I like this.
Uh-huh.
Ow!
You just stuck your toe on your shoe.
Yes, I do.
All right chat yo yo yo it's stable fuck it
Yo yo yo it's stable renaldo back at the house once again
Nobody's here, but stable renaldo is still gonna go live straight after a 24-hour stream. He's back and he's great. We're doing our
our 8th annual PO Box.
Look at all these amazing items.
All my viewers since we're currently live streaming
right now on Twitch, Twitch.tv,
Forz Flash, Stable Ronaldo.
We're live every single day, 10 hours a day minimum.
If you wanna send stuff to the PO Box,
if you're in the Twitch chat right now,
type at exclamation mark PO, exclamation mark PO.
If you're on YouTube watching this,
Stop it, hey, I'm from YouTube in the comment section.
If you're on Twitch right now, type in the chat right above me
and say, hey, I'm on Twitch.
This is going to be our PO Box.
If you're on YouTube, go check the comments
or the description to send us up to the PO Box.
Let's get straight in.
All right, let's see here.
Wow, I got a headache saying that shit.
That was good.
I got a headache, man.
What, a one take?
A one take.
All right.
Something's inside.
Let's, all right, let's say shall we?
Listen, chat, no troll, this is how it's going to work.
You got to get comfortable, right?
Yeah, no problem.
Maybe sit on the ground.
Maybe a little crisscross apple sauce.
Guys, stop saying what's up YouTube, bro.
They don't fuck with you guys, okay?
Listen, there's a lot of fucking packages here.
Chat, pick one first that you guys want to open.
there's actually so many this is crazy I feel like we start from like what should
we do how should we do this I talk to me dude maybe go the oh also can I ask you
a real concern yes you can ask me a real concern bro what do I do about that
bro you just you just wait it out I just do it bro it's like peeling and I
sucked it back in I put glue on it I'm not kidding is that disgusting you
really just gotta fucking out that's oh my god oh my god look how big this
bubble is. Should I take it? Dude stop. Look. Look. Should I do it? Wait, should I do it
or not? Do I leave it? I think you just leave it. Bro, take a bubble. Chad, do I do it
or no? Ew. You're nasty. What if I just... No, no, no. Actually, you're a fucking...
Why? Because, bro, that knife has like, you don't know where that bacteria from
knife you're digging into your skin is that matter I'm walking all over the
ground still not good so it's a fucking bubble that's
disgusting all right um should we start over here maybe hand me can you hand me a
package all the way all right check first package of the day this will
determine how the PO box will be going so this package is set from Chris
rain are you in the chat Chris rain are you here are you here right now dude
this one's for you dude this one's gonna be for you
um chow stay right here yeah let me set up my friend okay I dropped my coins
set up my friend chat how's bullet is here today everyone say hello to him he
will also be opening packages with us how he's standing right there can you
give me one sec
imma get some cocaine real quick
dont be a coke in the chat
one sec
hold hold hold
oh hello
oh fuck this one this one's
one two three
AHHHHHHHHH!
Oh my god, your pupils are huge!
Wait, what? Are you serious?
Oh my god.
Are you fucking dead-ass dude?
Yeah!
Oh fuck.
What?
Alright, first package of the day.
Chad, who is this, by the way?
Who is this that said this?
Who is Chris Rain?
Okay.
So he sent me maxi pads.
Okay, so I see how this is gonna start, I see how our day's gonna start.
He sent me actual like tampons.
Or what is it, is it tampon?
Is it like, it protects your like-
It's like some shit.
Nice, bro. I don't know what I'm gonna do with this.
Uh, multi-channel leakage protection.
I'm grateful.
So what the fuck am I supposed to do with a maxi pad?
I mean, to be honest,
I've got a long shooting coming up, I'm just throwing on.
Wait, so the dead ass, if I piss into this, it's like-
It's like, you're not pissing at all.
Oh, God.
It literally sucks all into that.
So, I wear it.
Why the fuck are you wearing it, bro?
Listen, bro.
Oh, I'm getting a call right now.
Uh, yellow?
Yes, sir, I'm currently doing something at the moment.
Okay, awesome. Are you still good for tonight?
It's okay, just text me what time.
Yep.
It's not RB 17.
Okay, this one is from Stable.
Who is this?
Your food dreams are about to come true.
Oh my god, brother.
Don't...
Yo, I'm not even kidding, man.
Guys, the more you send me food, it's like the more you want me to get back. I'm dead ass.
I'm dead ass, bro.
Oh my god.
Wait.
Why is it look healthy?
He sent me healthy snacks.
Oh my god, these are from Jinx.
Wait, he sent me healthy snacks?
Those are good. The applesauce is good.
Alright, I gotta try one. Let's just try one.
You know what? Thank you to whoever sent me this. Who sent me this?
Who sent me this, bro?
John said ordering food in your own PO box.
Maybe?
It's only $45.
Like, what am I supposed to do with this?
Thanks, bro.
Thank you so much for this fucking package.
Can we get a W fucking Snacks in the chat?
Um, I'll be eating this later off-stream. So thank you so much. I'm gonna be honest with you. Wait, so this is good
I think those are delicious. I used to eat them. Yeah, really? I gotta try it
It might be because it's warm and that's good, but I
You think this is good, what the fuck is that?
Really applesauce yeah, I think I like applesauce. I'm gonna learn this apples and strawberry though. Okay
It's not bad
Of course you don't like it healthy equals nasty lol. Yeah, it's like bro. I can't like not like something and then you guys just come
Okay, I saw this one popcorn popcorn
Yeah, this one is 80 calories
This one's good.
I have a hot take.
Popcorn is like one of the best snacks ever.
Low calories, tastes good.
Bro, it's pretty good.
Just to get you to fucking eat it.
Snack baggage!
Jack, is it bad to eat snacks during the day?
Yo!
I'm home too late.
Alright, this is the cat.
Um, this one is from Stable Ronaldo from Baker's Avenue.
I just leaked, I'm sorry.
Hmm.
Chat, today is for the stable, bro.
Happy Friday to everyone in the chat.
Big box.
Whoa!
What the fuck?
Wait, what?
This is Loki Comby.
Okay, I don't care what anyone says, I open shit.
Call me L.
This is Loki nice.
Yo, I'm gonna be honest with you.
I have another hot take.
You're not gonna like this.
Call of Duty Ghost was a great Call of Duty.
Go ahead, say what you want, chap.
Call of Duty Ghost, Deadass was a great Call of Duty.
That was a fucking like, who's good?
Who's deadass good?
The Honey Badger Classic.
Oh my god.
What was that one gun who knows in the chat?
It went from, this is, this is rebald knowledge.
It went from an SMG to a Soul Rifle.
I know what it's called.
Do you know what it's called?
I think it was called the Ripper.
Does anyone remember that?
Yeah, it's a bit something.
Yep, the Ripper.
Classic gun.
Wow!
Who sent me this, bro?
This is really nice and sincere of you, bro.
This is cool.
This is actually low key cool as fuck.
Out of Call of Duty Ghosts, this is the coolest character.
I used to be scared though.
This isn't a scam.
Wow, thank you, bro.
W gift in the chat, bro.
Finally!
I'm getting good instead of stupid snacks that I won't eat.
Oh, I'm gonna ask Bob gonna taste fang right.
Oh.
Wait a minute, there's more.
Boss?
Um
Hey
Thank you so much for the juice world. Is that
There's five versions of him here. I think for every album
Thank you so much for the juice world, bro. I think this is a high. I'm pretty sure this is a high
I'm gonna give this to a dad bro because I'm sure he'll like it a lot man
So thank you so fucking much, but a w viewer in the chat man. This is really this is actually good gifts
You're not bad wait. There's one more
boss
Well
Why is it like so like
Was that
What is that, a Kanye band?
Oh!
Wait, this is Loki hard.
This is nice.
This is nice.
This guy did his big one.
Wait, thank you so fucking much, man.
Wait, Chad, W viewer in the chat.
Look, he sent me three different things, man.
Which one's the coolest one?
I look he think the ghost one.
Right?
I think the ghost or the bear.
I like the bear.
What did you swore on?
The juice one's really, really cool actually.
I think you can tell you put a lot of time into it.
Thank you so much, bro.
I'll make sure to give this to a dad, bro, off stream.
Thank you so much, bro.
Shout out to you, man.
Yo, Chad, why don't you guys ever send me notes
with the GIFs?
Like, how am I supposed to do shit if you guys don't like...
Oh, here we go.
We got a note, I think.
Enjoy your GIF blow hard from a chatter.
What?
What does that mean, blow hard?
Oh, I know what it is.
Don't spoil it, bro.
I'm on place.
Blow hard.
What the fuck is this?
Oh boy, am I supposed to blow it here?
Yeah, I can't.
What the fuck?
Oh my god, tonight we go outside, we scream help and then you blow into the-
I'm down. I'm actually down.
Wait, what the fuck is the point of this?
Wait, what do you- Death Whistle D-Glove?
Thank God you're not eating the snacks I got you.
I'm not good.
Is it a fucking bottomless bag?
I don't know.
You know what you know?
Yeah, I do.
Gina and Tessie Fong did that.
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
He's ripping for a while.
Yeah, scream, howl, ready?
Ah! Ah!
Ah! Ah!
Yeah, you know what's crazy, the neighbors
actually might think something's wrong.
Yeah, we did it outside, yeah.
All right, next gift.
All right, no more eating, bro.
I actually gotta put this in the drawer.
Okay, this one is from the hidden agenda.
Nails.
Oh, it's a merch.
All right, let's check this out, chat.
Let's rate it one through 10.
What do you think?
I don't think it does.
Um, not really my style.
I feel like the texture could use a little bit of work.
Sizing could use a little bit of work the glitter could be gone
The material could be changed the design could be reevaluated
Overall, I mean, I think this is a fucking like I wouldn't even pick this up if it was on sale for fucking free
So thank you so much for that, but unfortunately it is ass wait. I'm just realizing what the fuck is this?
Why is someone sending me?
Chicago, Southland celebrating America 250 years what?
What the fuck is this, bro? He sent me a fucking magazine.
Like, a few. Huh? A few of them.
Yeah, what the fuck? This one is Fairbanks Visitors Guide.
What the fuck are you? Why is it stained?
I don't know, bro. And then also someone start reading it.
Okay, yeah, sure, bro. I'll read a fucking magazine on stream.
Like, who reads magazines anymore?
Ah. I mean, it literally, it's not even reading, bro.
It literally just gives you like locations in South Carolina or whatever the fuck, bro.
Yeah, that's Southland, bro. Thanks.
Mountain Yellowstone Country, bro. I don't need a fucking Yellowstone Mountain...
Yo, god, yo. Stop sending me bullshit.
Two Ronny Nets.
Like, who is sending...
Nah, I'm not kidding right now.
What is this, bro?
Official guide to Anchorage, Alaska and so forth.
Yo, I don't fucking care.
I don't fucking care about Alaska.
It's literally just like,
brother, like, this shit pisses me off.
And he sends me a letter.
What's good, Renata?
I hope you're doing well.
I dropped the collections of shirts and hoodies
that it's, oh, that shit, never mind.
That guy had some garbage.
I'm sorry.
That shit was actually garbage, bro.
I thought it was about the magazines.
Elle ungrateful.
So now you guys are gonna say I'm ungrateful.
Ellen Grape for Ellen Grape.
Alright, you know what, bro? Starting now, I'll appreciate every single gift way more, just for you guys.
This one is for Stumble Retardo, it says.
I got you guys. No, no, I got you, bro.
I deadass got you guys. I'll change how I am. I got you.
know what is this oh my god it's supposed to shit oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god
what is it what is it what is it? its like fish or something what is it? what the fuck
is this bro? its like its like you're strong even bro I can't open it oh my you smell
You smell right? Oh my god, it's been sitting hot in your PO box
I don't even have a can opener. Oh my god, there's so many flies here. You know what bro? Um, another ungrateful
Oh my god, feel it
Like shake it like
Fuck that shit!
Fuck that shit!
Let me grab this pill.
I am not opening that shit, bro.
Holy shit, that shit smells like actual dog shit.
Widespeed Elongraphal.
SHUT UP!
Can I get the next one, please? Thank you, I'll serve you this.
Let's see what this one is.
This one is...
It doesn't say, it says for Stable Renato.
Hey Stable Renato, I've been watching your shoes for a while and I've already respected
how much you care about content and style.
Ah, it doesn't sound like me.
I'm currently a sophomore in high school and I've recently started a clothing brand
with my friends called World View.
I personally designed every piece when we dropped our first collection, we wanted to send you our classic tea and please stand by Crew Night because we felt that your style and content would complement our brand well.
The brand means a lot to us and we're genuinely love to hear what you think.
Alright well, honestly it's the best policy.
Sophomore in high school eh?
Let's start with the shirt.
That's nice. It's actually really nice. I mean, what is a chat bag? I feel like there's
not much of like a design, but I mean, let's check out maybe the crew neck. Maybe the
crew neck is different.
I mean bro, honestly you're a sophomore in high school you're probably working really
hard to make this work and put it on?
Alright let's check it out when it's on.
Let's see how it fits when it's on someone.
I got you bro.
Oh my god!
Wait, no show.
Holy shit!
Wait, Rizal?
Shit!
Why does it look?
What is it look you gotta ask these guys for the whole job
I mean, this might be the whole job
That shit is garbage actual garbage W. Tic-Tac ad. Yeah, this shit doesn't even fucking this like what is this made?
I'm 100% polyester like ready watch
You know you can tell something's really bad right course like let's see. Let's show the shirt. Shall we?
This is a test. Oh
Oh, yeah, um, listen bro, it's not bad, um, I'll wear it off-screen.
Dude, they're getting you right with the clothes, man.
Stable Ronaldo.
Elron.
Oh, more clothes.
Okay.
It seems like we might be doing the clothes for, actually, we have Amazon boxes.
This one says, thank you, designed with passion made for you, and it gives me kissy lips.
Don't really know how I feel about this one.
What does it say? Can you read it?
It says something studios looks like they might be using Acne Studios as inspiration.
I don't really know what I'm looking at here.
I really don't know what it says.
I'm not ungrateful, bro!
Okay Chad, if I'm not, you know, I'll give away these. You guys want me to give away these?
What does it say?
It says...
What does it say?
Kindle.
Chad, I'll give these away, bro.
I'll give these away.
I'll give these away.
You know what, bro?
I'm going to give these away for free to any viewer in Chad right now.
No, no, no, no, no.
Israel merch.
All right, next thing.
This one's the Stumble Futardo from TikTok Incorporation.
What are you ordering me? Does anyone actually need to talk to you?
Uh, I've ordered some off of you.
Wait a minute.
Maybe they're sending a thousand carat change.
Better.
Oh my god.
Oh shit.
Uh, when you looked like this, you took a book, asked her if she was going.
Nice G a JP chain Wow JP, okay?
Do I wear this yes JP circle chain, bro when the guys when the guys die you got it
No, I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm I'm gonna be one to say it. I'm really glad he died
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest with you JP
He's not that cool to me, bro. He fell off. I'm glad he fucking died, bro. I'm actually glad he died
Bro chat stop putting question marks. Nobody gives a fuck about JP. He's a dirty stupid fucking pig
He's dead as a dirty pig
wait
Does it look hard
Yeah, this is low key hard as fuck should I wear this the club shit's low key dancing. Oh it really did break
Cheshire, wear this to the club.
There you go.
Alright, um, I'm feeling there might be more chains in a second.
This one's from Arnold Hallfam.
Are you in the chat right now, Arnold?
If you are, drop a mate.
Yeah, I should, sharp.
Yeah, I know.
Oh, it's dog-bittit.
Wait, what the fuck is dog-bitt-his-fucking-thing?
wait what is this worth money he sent me a chrome tops brookalopas no there's
one from Milwaukee there's only a brook fucking Lopez card is worth anything so
why is this top off you want this then it is for you it's from Milwaukee
Hey! W Milwaukee!
Look out for Brook Lopez, Conkra.
Brook Lopez.
They're saying this could be 5,000.
Here, take it, bro. Enjoy it.
I'll throw it in my phone, Tisca.
This one is from Roddy Metz. That's me.
What?
What?
Voss? Voss?
I don't know what this is.
What the fuck is this?
They come here.
What is that?
Wait, how do I scan that?
Isn't there a way to scan that?
Is there a way to scan that?
I think you can just scan the lines maybe.
On Spotify?
Maybe on your camera.
I don't know.
How do you do it, Chad?
Open up your camera and just hold it up to the lines
and tap the lines on your screen and see if it does anything.
Nah.
Chad, what do you do?
What are they saying?
They're saying on camera, on Spotify.
Where on Spotify?
Chad, is there a way on Spotify?
Oh, just click the play button on the uh...
Doesn't work.
Wait, how do you do it? What are they saying? They're saying just search it on
Spotify. Search fucking what? Oh go to search on top left. Search? That's what someone said.
Search far, search top right. Oh I got it, yeah scan. Hold on.
We're on ready.
We said 37 seconds, so...
That was garbage. That was actual garbage. I'm not even kidding. That was cuckoo slow down.
Guys, we don't use that even anymore, please.
We use... we use Kequah.
Simple.
That... that's your ass.
You can't handle me.
Hold on.
Are you giving me the things to hold it up?
I'm not.
Yeah, I'm good, bro.
Thank you so much, though.
Um...
Bro, how many yellow fucking packages do we have?
Dude, guys, stop sending me bullshit!
Send me...
GARREEEE!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, it's an ugly thing too!
Wait this is fire! Look at its teeth!
Wait this is actually Max Wynn.
Wait keep him right here maybe. Shout out to the doodles!
Shout out to the doodles bro! There's no name on it.
This is the same one. This has no name on it.
What does it say?
Triple T is taking over 37012, Grodelon. We need your help. Go slow.
Who the fuck is this? And how did they get in our driveway back then?
Triple T is taking over 371...
Yo, dude, do something productive with your fucking life, bro.
Like, what are you doing?
I'm not fucking wearing this, bro. Fucking... I'm not wearing your triple T fucking jersey, bro.
This is for Mark.
Mark, are you in the chat right now?
Oh, this one's kinda big.
Well, that's you.
I think...
Yo!
Stable Ronaldo and fucking Lays!
Hold on, dude! Is that you or is that Lacy?
I can't tell.
Is that you or Lacy?
Not a good show boys.
I say you were lazy.
I think it's supposed to be me when we were in London.
I can tell by the jacket the hood.
Yo, what's good Ron? I'm Aiden. I've been watching your content for a few months.
Love your streams. I've been drawing for seven years so I hope you like what I made for you.
My Twitch chat is AJ-0987. Also shout out to everyone in chat and Lays.
It is you.
It's your voice.
Wait, this is not bad bro.
It's actually kinda nutty, I'm not gonna lie.
It's kinda nutty. Thank you man.
Man you made my jawline look really fucking fat though, bro
My real draw line of life is like way sharper, but thank you so much, bro
W fucking drawing Aiden very nice very fucking nice man. We're gonna put these over here
So it's the good pile. This is the garbage pile. This is the good pop
Very nice man, okay, this one is from stable Renoto. Okay, it seems like I'm ordering my packages to myself
It's kind of heavy.
What the fuck, Jason?
Mingeoing petapuka!
What is this?
Come here.
What is that?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
Is that honey?
What is this?
Chad, what is this?
Herbal dietary supplement with honey and liquid fast-suting herbs and honey.
What the fuck?
There's no no.
It's pretty thick though.
It's a dietary supplement.
Supplement is this fucking like red-o for fucking Asian people the same just ask Jason
My JP chains looking dancing I know that is it dancing alright
Is it hey Jason?
Currently doing P.O. Box. What is this? Can you tell me what this is?
It says
It says the oldest unchop potion
Wait, bro. What does it actually say? What is this?
It makes you unchop bro says bro read it
Wait significantly speaking what happens if I drink this
Alright, bro, what are you coming back home?
Thought like five days
So you don't want to spend time on me on a flight and cuddle?
We could do that.
You don't think it's going to slide at the back?
Cut out.
Okay, no troll bro.
I'm taking the skin off your shit.
I have some real grass.
I'm going to throw it over here.
Chubbub.
Alright, next one.
Come over now, though.
What is this?
Vos?
Vos is this?
Whoa.
What the fuck?
An M4A4.
Fucking how?
Whoa.
Wait, this is tough.
This is fucking tough!
what the fuck oh my god wait is it this is a good fucking gift can everyone
say thank you right now give them gifts the world's strong wait can I
Oh! Wait, look!
Wait, how do you do it? Is it just like one?
Two!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh, oh. Wait.
Hey, turn around.
Wait, wait.
What?
Turn around.
Maybe turn around?
I'm confused.
Are you trying?
Like this?
How does it work?
Wait, Chad, explain.
What do they say?
What do they say?
Turn around.
Turn what around?
It doesn't stay.
Turn the gun around
Like that
Wait, it's supposed to just be like that. Oh, yeah
Maybe yeah
Wait Chad a low key looks fucking this is nice bro. Thank you so much who said this who said this in the chat
This is tough
I'm gonna be honest with you. I like shit like this. This is going straight on my little thingy
Thank you so much, bro. Not all of you guys said that so please shut up
Whoa, this one is actually fucking heavy this is
From Helen Avenue
This one is fucking heavy
What the fuck is this?
Brother
Like brother, do you see me? You just look at it, bro. You just sent me a bunch of fucking papers, bro like
shut up I did ask I don't fucking care about that man this one's empty like
what did you just send me a box of nothing ship to a viewer of Ron bro you
literally said fucking nothing it's empty I'm not even getting I like any
amount is empty I'm so good ass what if someone did that next we all they just
Send me a bunch of boxes that are just empty.
I don't know, I can see it.
Okay, you know what?
All right, bro, whatever.
They're actually just sending me food, bro.
Who said that?
Who did I send that?
Okay, I don't have to eat it, bro.
But then I'd be ungrateful, bro.
Then I'd be ungrateful.
Maybe it was a test.
Someone deadass spent more money on sending this than the actual day.
Like who in their fucking great line is sending me a fucking skinny pop, bro?
Re-sealed, LOL, re-sealed, laced, LMAO, re-sealed, clearly re-sealed.
You can tell it's re-sealed.
Are you actually serious?
No, I was just sleeping bullshit.
Oh no.
Oh, upside down.
Alright, next package. Shall we? Want to double them?
Hey, if you made it this far in the video in the P.O. Box Chopper, I am here!
So here, Stumble Rotardo.
Can we end this name of, like, calling me Stumble Rotardo?
It's like, I just...
No!
Why?!
Oh my God.
I need to get a DVD player.
SpongeBob's greatest fucking hits?
It's on the bar.
Oh my days, I need to get a DVD player.
Wait, this actually is top fucking gift. Everyone drop a W.
This is a fucking golden gift. His greatest hits were Spongebob Squarepants theme song, the Goofy Goober song, fun song, campfire song song, ripped pants, Where's Gary, my tiny whiteies, doing the sponge, stadium rave, Goofy Goober Rock, the best day ever, idiot friends, Gary's song, the bubble song, bonus tracks.
SpongeBob SquarePants theme song. We've got Scurvy. Don't be a jerk. It's Christmas. That's a classic song.
Don't be a jack. It's Christmas.
This is actually a classic, bro. Thank you so much, man. Use your laptop. You can play it.
No, I don't think a MacBook has that thing, does it?
Album reaction holds.
Sure, bro. Is that what you guys want? You guys want a SpongeBob? Greatest hits album reaction?
Thank you for the gift, man. Too stable rod.
What is this one about?
Marlon, the man, the myth, the legend.
Kill yourself, bro. This is just...
Like, ah, I'm sick of this shit. I'm actually gonna stop doing this PO shit, man.
It's like I can't even get real fucking things.
It's like man, it's like, come on, bro, what is this, wait, mystery gift.
And then he got me eye bleach.
So you got me eye bleach, your eyes can't, now they really can't, eye bleach.
What the fuck am I supposed to do with this?
Shake bottle well, give bottle good shake to insure form as well, splash into eyes
and rejoice in the healing sting of the bleach.
Feel trauma evaporate, then go back to enjoying
or hating your life.
We get paid either way.
It's like that's a stupid fucking gift.
What do you think's in the mystery box?
Dude, it might be a million dollars.
What the fuck is this?
I got fungus into the wall?
Look, you have to.
What the fuck is this?
Oh my god, I think it's a lamp and his meat is the fucking light switch.
What?
That corner there.
Sure, bro. I'll just put it right here.
Here you go, man. I'll just keep that on for you.
That's the dumbest fucking gift ever.
But thanks, I guess. I mean, thank you.
I don't know. Am I supposed to say thank you?
Next gift. This one is from Louise.
Louise, are you in the chat right now?
I'm trying to see something.
It's a camera. Put the yellow hat on him.
Fuck the yellow hat, bro.
The bra hole makes it more lampy.
Oh, yeah bra, I'll put it on just for you.
Okay, this one is a note.
Holy...
Oh my...
Don't know what to get you, here's a fidget toy.
Alright, let me read this message really quick for y'all chat.
I got you guys.
I got you guys, man.
Mr. Stable-Ronaldo, read on stream, my name is Lewis.
I got a McCulloch freshman student from Orange County and I wanted to reach out to
opportunity work with you and raise a brand Ultra.
Okay, I've been following what you've been building on, telling you respect the
ambition, consideration, and streaming content version. He's motivating to watch it and something
that I'm working towards myself in my own way. I wanted to ask if you'd consider letting
me model ultra pieces and help promote upcoming drops. Here's what I can offer. I'll create
two or three more high quality reels slash tiktoks per drop, reviews and styling. I'll
post content modeling pieces and building outfits around them. I'll consistently represent
the brand in the clean, authentic way. I already own some Tribal 3 and the pink
stuff, Cody, so I'm familiar with the brand and how it fits and looks on camera.
I also think there's real value in having smaller upcoming creating artists it helps build a stronger community the brand
Promote the drops discount codes to the followers like what Jason Lacey do with young LA. I don't need to be paid
Okay, that's good. Yeah, I'm more than happy just receiving pieces from each drop in exchange for content promotion
I'm serious about putting in the effort and making content that really represents the brand well. I
I just genuinely believe I could add value. If anything, I want to prove that I'm worth taking a chance on.
My goal is to grow into streaming content creation while also working with the brand I actually believe in.
And Ultra World is easily my favorite.
Um, okay.
Um, if you're interested I'd love to connect and talk more. Below is my contact info. We can talk more about things.
I even have some ideas ready to share. I'll keep things respectful, professional, and I'm always open to building a genuine connection.
Shall I check this page out?
Yeah.
He has his phone number here should I call it? Yeah, or you want to call it?
You're like you could help me and like if they if you ever need to contact me come through. Yeah, I can call you on to you right now
Okay, he's 18
Like I mean come here bro, let's check it out. Fuck it. So here's his page
I
I don't know if your aesthetic is what I'm looking for, though, to, like, model.
Yeah, I think.
I mean, it's not bad, but, like, I'm kind of hoping you look like Marlin.
Well, I mean, it's just like, I don't know the value you bring yet to the table.
You know what I'm saying?
But I mean, bro, I mean, listen, man, if we're ever interested in something,
I'll have my people contact you and simple as that, but let me put this aside just in case.
Um, you know what I'm saying?
Um, it's your model.
Call him.
Do you want to call him?
And like give you the phone?
We're gonna call him after stream.
Okay, yeah.
Um, if you are Ronnie...
It's a good loot.
Oh, a god?
Yeah.
What is this?
It's for your posture.
Oh, a god?
Your posture correct.
Oh my god, I need this.
Oh god, I need this.
It's really good.
I used to have one.
Wait, what is this?
It's actually a posture.
How do you do it?
I'm just trying to figure it out.
I don't know why it was different.
I don't know.
Wait.
So I just put it like...
Throw it around and then tighten it.
Oh my god, I can't even reach.
I don't know.
Did I break it?
Bro, wait.
Chad? Does anyone have this?
Can you help me?
I don't know.
Chad, how does this work?
Ask Chad.
How do you do it?
Help me!
Bro, why aren't you helping?
How do you do it?
How do you do it?
I don't know. You guys figure it out.
I don't know. I don't know how to fucking do it.
Read the chat.
Okay, let's see. It's broken.
This one's too small.
This is for old ladies.
Chud, turn around.
Broke it. GG.
Omastrage.
Help. Help.
Crybaby emoji.
Crybaby emoji.
Alamel.
Two dumb fucks.
Capredo.
Put a bullet through him, Lace.
Well, oh well fat too fat too fat for it. Does it fart dumb ass reading fake chats?
Tecwa Tecwa
Bro, this is like I wanted to actually
Oh, it's not broken for life. You can just figure it out. Look at that. I'm gonna thank you there merch
Fuck out of here, bro
Like why do you guys keep sending me bullshit merch?
It's pissing me off man
I'm gonna use this. I'm gonna use that. Oh, God. I'm gonna use that. I'm gonna try it. It's good for you
Elron I'm grateful. Okay, you know what? Oh God every package I get right now whether it's loading whether it's anything
I'll give you guys the full honest review. Oh
My God, so right now we have the beaver blasts beverage
Okay, the beverage blast blaster blaster
Wait, does it mean I can put a beverage in the blaster?
It's the only way to pour up in the beverage blaster?
I just know what it is.
Wait, you have to just shoot a walk heart in your mouth?
Wait, dead ass though. Does it even work?
Does it need batteries?
Doesn't need batteries yo, I'm not even kidding. I hate every single product that comes out nowadays in the United States
Everything just requires you to buy more shit. It's so fucking stupid. By the way, gas is $7 now
That's not I just paid a hundred third dollars to fill my car
So it's a water gun put the eye bleach in it. Yeah, no
Oh, yeah, that's a good show bro.
It's fucking brilliant chap, bro.
You fucking morons.
Holy fucking shit.
I didn't buy a URUS, shut up.
A viewer of Ronnie.
Who is this fucking dude sending me all this?
It's one fucking dude.
Like, what the fuck am I supposed to do?
OK, so do I do the mukbang or no?
How many do you think are in here?
Um...
Okay, now it looks like I'm just ordering this to myself.
How much do we have?
It's not much of a deal.
Goop!
You're saying it's goop?
This is goop though.
Oh god, it's peanut.
Oh my god, I wonder if it's burnt.
Open this side.
Alright.
Here we go, Chad. We're getting to the big patties.
You made it this far, drop with me.
Let's...
Oh yeah, this is about to be some bullshit.
It says let's taco about it.
I think that's the fucking...
Hey Ron, I'm a 14 year old kid from Maryland.
My name is Little Taco, or Riker.
You can adapt to my favorite shows you've been watching since the first sub-a-thon.
I've been liking this stream for the past two months more than ever.
Having you on my second monitor 24-7, Keckwa.
The Miami streams, the 10 hour streams on a random Wednesday, all absolute cinema.
Thanks for the entertainment.
I said something to a dad back in January, but he's too old to do PO so why not send you something that I want?
In his box of the swimwear items make some meaning some without meaning some may throw away some you may keep I only asked one thing
I would love it my taco plush could make it on your white shelf thing in the background your desk
I've had it for a couple years now. I think it'd be cool to put in the phase house. Please enjoy my loot box cherish the items
The pack of gushers is for lays if he's holding the camera while you open this also
Also, Nuthin is a chud, and then he says, let's talk about it.
Alright, let's see bro.
He's a taco.
It's a fucking taco.
And the first thing you do is shot to the butt.
I smelled it.
Thank you. This might bake it.
So he sent me a fucking button that has your Kai's face on it and when I click it it fucking...
Thanks, Berm.
I'm gonna make sure to use that.
He also sent me Chapstick.
He sent me- you thought something was in here, Keqwa, Keqwa, Keqwa?
This guy's actually a fucking like, idiot, bro. This is- it's a 14 year old kid, by the way, who's sending me this shit.
You- I actually did think there was something in here, dick.
So, thanks, man.
Nice, so he sent me a couple bobs.
Um...
What's in here, bro? Nice.
Can you use triple auto?
Absolutely fucking nothing.
Um, he sent me-
Oh, okay, look.
A 1 out of 36 signed Vryli card.
2 out of 26 Riley brother. These are the free cards that come
Sent me gushers for me. Are they good
Not too shabby.
That was for late.
Fuck lids.
All right.
Next package.
Let's talk about it.
This one is a hat.
I know what this looks like.
I'm not actually ordering shit to you on field box.
No, no.
Jack, I know what this looks like.
I know what this looks like.
Just relax, man.
This is not...
Listen, bro.
Thank you for this package, bro.
Whoever sent me this, thank you.
Thank you so much for this package.
I'm gonna keep this.
I'm gonna keep this right over here, man.
Just in case.
I'm gonna keep, wow.
Yeah, I've been putting the keep-out.
Can I get a box?
Let's see if that's it, though.
Jack, shut up!
I just built this dude I just built it look it's over there oh my god thank you
bro damn it's actually a good gift you want this okay I'll keep it yeah this
is fucking dope man thank you so much man yo when you guys send me gifts like
this it just makes me cream bro this is so nice thank you guys so fucking
much I get that big one that long on what the fuck is this it's just a fucking
matter daddy wait what is this
Wait, is this a matter daddy?
Wait, is this a matter daddy?
What is the matter daddy?
Nothing much about you guys?
Ron Eson.
What's up, Ronald?
I'm a big fan of you and called to...
Happy to see you guys driving up on the bolster drum
on 25 year olds border road.
Fuck the allegations.
What does that mean?
I make custom wood basketball bats for fun.
And I do photography and videography
so respond to the bill bucks if you need some.
I know how much you care about streaming and ultra
so I decided to make you a custom self-defense bat
to keep in the back of your setup
with the colors inspired by the two versions of your Porsche.
Pull it out when the weirdos come around and I hope you like it.
Tell Laze I fuck with him heavy, he's the goat, him and Gilly best care man duo.
You all right?
That's a little good message.
I mean, we literally just printed out a sticker and put it on a bat, but hey man, thank you!
Yeah, thank you bro. I mean, this is like not creative at all, but I mean, I'm grateful.
It's so cool.
So yeah man, thank you so fucking much.
I have anyone, why do they take chocolate tea?
Because you're only a bat.
Thank you, bro.
Shout out to you.
It's kind of a big one here.
Don't walk here, please.
I don't want to look like a fucking idiot.
Wait, is this a matter, daddy?
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute, Chad.
No, no.
Hold, this might be a good gift.
Okay, these aren't notes.
These are just what it tells you.
I don't want to read it.
These might be good!
Good.
Good?
Uh-huh.
First one.
Good!
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
Whoa!
It's a fucking Matardotty cat.
Wait, why does it look like you're coming out?
Okay.
Nice!
Thank you!
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
First one!
Wait, there's like so many in here.
There's like five.
Should I open the big one last?
Yeah.
Dude, there's like fucking four more.
Wait, come on.
It's just one.
Quick bit.
Hold!
Everybody hold!
Hold! Everybody hold!
I don't have a guess.
I don't have a guess either.
Fucking holy matter daddy.
Actually though...
Dude, what the fuck is this matter, daddy?
Bro.
Ah, that's not allowed.
Oh my god, that's what I think it is. It's fire.
Is it the fucking CD-der? Final?
Wait. C418 Minecraft Volume Alpha.
Did I open this?
Oh, yeah.
Wait this is fucking tough wait
Whoa, wait, where do I place on you gotta have a fucking look to call it bro
Not a distinct thing. It's like
I need to buy one. Yeah, wait. This is actually a good gift. Thank you so fucking much, bro
Wait, take out the thing. I don't want to ruin it
Or does it not get damaged?
If you don't care.
Wait, so how did these work?
How do vinyls work?
Oh my god, that one's fire.
That's fire as shit.
How does this work?
I don't know.
I just need to be really careful with it.
Wait, they're saying idiot, bro.
Bro, I listen to you.
What is it?
You're not supposed to open it?
Mm-hmm.
How the fuck are you supposed to put it on the goddamn machine to play it
in the first place?
Just don't try to touch like the...
It reads the lines. That is fucking cool.
Yeah, it shuts itself down.
Alright, hold on, chef.
Everyone knows if a disc doesn't work, you just blow it.
And did you paste tech?
I've never done that one.
Really?
I've heard about it. I've never done it.
That's a good one. And the rubbing alcohol.
Have you done the rubbing alcohol?
No.
Thank you, bro. This is actually a really nice gift.
Thank you so fucking much, man.
Actually, can I have that?
Alright, this is the big one.
No fucking way!
He sent me it!
WAIT!
WAIT!
Uh, that's hard as shit.
I've never had one of these.
I don't even know how it works.
Hopefully it's a plug and go.
Wait, did we just try it?
Of course.
Oh my god, it's like nice!
Yeah.
Wait!
What the fuck?
Oh my gosh.
Oh, this is fire.
No, Charles, this is so fire.
Wait, he actually...
Oh, no.
Oh my God.
Okay, Chad, how does this work?
You're going to have to help me, Liz.
No, you're smart, Liz.
I'm not.
Here.
Grab me to this.
Careful.
Careful.
Don't grab us from the down.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Careful.
Put it on the ground, just put it on the ground.
You broke it.
Brother, if I broke anything, it would be this.
I just broke the cover, which doesn't matter.
Listening.
Read the instructions.
Plug it in.
Okay.
Everyone hold your matter that is just for one second.
Okay.
So, first of all, let's do process of elimination.
First, you go to the back.
First, go to the back.
This one easy plugged in, easy.
I have a feeling this is if you want to plug into an amp, right?
Yeah, not a lot of you.
Chat, right or no?
Like a speaker.
This?
What, you need speakers?
I mean, it looks like it plays off the front.
I don't know where you can play through there.
Yeah, there's a volume here.
Yeah, there's a volume here.
Give me the disc.
It's also open.
Careful chat.
Okay. Is it upside down?
I don't know how to tell if it's upside down. I also can't tell if it's supposed to be hanging off the side like that.
What are they saying?
I'm really scared cuz I don't want to break it so he doesn't matter what side I really
don't want to break this here.
Oh my God.
Please.
Okay.
How do you like start this?
So it says, place the turnable plate disk on the axis and make sure that the axis form
pillar's belt is aligned with the metal pillar on the turn table.
Okay.
Manually rotate the turn table for half turn on the belt, position five, put the
clip back.
Wait, is there something under this?
Wait, I don't want to break it, bro, oh my god, Elron.
Tell me how to do this
Maybe plug it in yeah, this chat this chat always acts like fucking geniuses
Okay.
Is there an outlet or is there a spade in here?
Could do corner again.
Okay.
Power's on, it says.
Looks like that.
You have to take the guard off the pan.
Yes.
You're not to be too careful.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Gigi's voice.
Pre-broken.
You have to take the guard off the uh, this the pin. Yeah, you're not just careful. Oh, no. Oh, no, no gg's voice
Prebroken
Wait, what is it? So where is it though? It looks a little plastic piece. I'm this no I'm not right there
It is the little white. Yeah, you gotta definitely take that. Okay, read it now. What? Oh, that's all I know
How do you look at turn them out of two weapons? Oh
Okay, what is that? Oh
Use the levers, lift the needle, put the needle in the groove, okay, I think, okay, wait,
wait, wait, let's check.
Do we turn it off so it's not spinning, then put the needle on the thing, then turn
it on so it's spinning?
No
They're saying yes, so turn off wait up some some people saying no, I don't want to grief it bro
I don't want to break it a lot of people are saying yes
I'm gonna see if I'm gonna be also saying doesn't matter. I need you put around the suit opens like
This it's gonna break. It doesn't look like oh wait. There's a lot you can undo
We're in the middle, on the grooves.
No, no, no, I'm on the edge, I mean, sorry.
I'm more in the...
Center it a little more.
Yeah, but center it a little more.
There you go.
That's so fire! Oh my god, that's fire!
This is the greatest gift I've ever received in my whole life.
That is not even real.
Wait, this is the greatest gift I've ever been, this is actually this fucking GPJ open.
That's good stuff, I'm not gonna lie, that's like-
But it's like top tier.
Like you can just be chilling in the room and throw that on.
It's loud, okay.
but not a speaker it's very nice
it's actually like fire I'll take you a little crackle soon
hold on wait hold I can't read my fucking chat
hold on wait for it
You saw the M&M one? Somewhere. It's in my closet. Wait. Oh my god, wait, you could play
I don't know if you're supposed to be dragging it across though, I think you might be used to that.
Nah, I think it's fine, right?
Chaka, just drag it away!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you're supposed to lift it.
What are the middle ones doing? Is that nothing?
And he's done.
So it goes one, one, one, one, one.
How many songs are on this?
Oh, you do that and then...
There we go.
There you go, nothing or nothing.
There, what'd you do?
So you just lift it, and then you drop it wherever,
and then you go, oh, okay.
I'm gonna actually wanna get one of these,
and buy different vinyls, not just vinyls.
You can be a fast one.
This is fine.
Whoever sent this is actually like a very good-
Chad, who sent this?
It's very, very good.
This is probably the greatest, wait, can I just,
you know, I can't shut it with the thing on.
How much's that?
I'll just keep it open.
You wanna try the other side of this, or not?
Wait, is there a different-
Oh, and God is- Wait.
Probably.
No way.
I don't believe it.
Wait.
Wait.
This is the good song!
This is like the Nostalgia song, bro.
Wait, there's two fucking albums!
This is like-
It's 2012, bro.
This is good, duh.
Where is Scentus from?
Damn, broy.
Maybe we have to start having joy, bro.
No, bro, this is good.
This is good.
This is the new soldier one.
This is like running around with the bros loading up on the fucking console.
This is actually the greatest gift ever, bro.
Thank you to whoever fucking said that, bro.
On God, that is like, that is my favorite, that is actually my favorite.
I'm gonna put that over there, I'm literally gonna use that.
Holy, that is the best gift we've gotten so far!
I'm not gonna lie, that tops the cake.
I think maybe out of all the peos, that was a good gift.
I'm gonna put the best on.
Big country, this is for you.
Um, let's see what you sent. Last time you sent some radon shit, it was really fucking cool, but I ended up becoming broken.
Let's check out what this is.
Shout out big country, chat.
Wait a minute.
What?
Ross?
Wait, that's actually such a good gift.
I can't keep it on, chat. I believe for YouTube, bro. I know. L YouTube.
Otherwise, I would.
What's this?
Oh my god it's a fucking Arizona iced tea.
Fennec?
Oh octane.
That's fire.
Wait, oh my god.
Wait, what the fuck?
How do you even get this?
Wait chat.
Hold.
Wait, this is fucking nuts.
How do people like find these cool gifts?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
GIFs
That'll take the cap here, bros. Some good stuff.
Hold on, chat.
Chat, is this potentially one of the goldest P.O. box?
Bro, if only that guy just didn't send food, bro.
It's just too much food.
Like, who is sending all that?
Like...
Wait, this is nuts.
Ha ha! Oh my god!
Wait, this is cool as fuck!
This is actually cool, bro.
Thank you.
You're just gonna fix the wheels the big one supposed to be in the back. Oh wait, is that like what oh
No, did I break it? No, no wait boss boss boss
You hear it
Wait, this is cool, bro, and then I hit one of these
Yes
Actually good gift. Thank you, man. Thank you
My M&M was in the closet somewhere.
I put it in the closet because I didn't want to lose it.
Because I didn't have a fucking player, bro.
Now hush, little baby, don't say a word.
Mama gonna make a mucking bug.
Hey, I don't know.
You're clear.
Wait, they're saying I'm SSL.
You think I saw Matt fucking in movie with me?
Yeah.
Where does this?
This is from Etsy.
Okay, so, warning, choking hazard.
My little ponies. Okay. Um, a bunch of my little ponies. And that's it. Thank you for all the
my little ponies, bro. Um, this is, I'll keep these right here just so the chat can just look at it.
Nice. Can I get that one? This one says fragile. Oh no.
This one says fragile, bro. This one is from big country. Handle with care.
Oh no, is it gonna be hooking in crumbs again bro?
Here we go.
The opening's pretty slow.
I can get mad at me this time.
How slow are we opening this one?
Hold.
Oh my god.
This is low key fucking tough.
These are the fesbalena, right?
Yeah, I think so.
How is it not broken?
How is it not broken?
Wait, is it?
Oh my god, it's not broken.
And then redon?
Woo!
These are tough!
Low-key!
Wait, this is tough.
How is it not broken?
Is it wood?
I think so.
Oh, that's fucking...
I wonder if it's sculpted or not.
Is it wood?
I think so.
Oh that's fucking...
I wonder if it's sculpted or 3D printed.
It's a product 3D.
This is fucking nice gifts bro.
Thank you big country.
This is tough as fuck.
Let's go!
Finally, the shit's working!
Another package from big country.
He said three.
This one might be a max win.
I'm not gonna lie.
Thank you so much...
Oh.
Thank you so much bro.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm gonna move them though.
Yeah.
Last time he said he was so dope, but it broke.
That show is so cool too.
Dude, you did not send yourself a fucking gift box.
Babe.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
No way.
No way.
This is love, bro.
Oh my god, bro.
This is...
Let's get to 32% it says.
Oh my god!
What do we have here?
What are these? Protein jelly beans?
No way.
Why do you do this?
Oh my god.
Thank you so much, big country.
Wow.
Fucking protein jelly beans, bro.
Only 100 calories.
It's not the only thing that matters.
What about the matter daddy?
What are you?
Thank you.
How do you sell me a one?
Nice bro, now we're out of the box for the camp season.
Oh man.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Here we go bro.
Nice bro.
like 10 packages from Kev's season here it's like Kev just like waits for the
P.O. Box bro it's like I gotta be careful opening these because last time he put me
in a gif that's now irreversible damage to my career I'm dead ass that gif is
like everywhere it's actually annoying. Good one though. Alright so first we got
a goop goop goop bird peanut just simple fucking sticker it's literally
just a sticker that's what he did. He got a third one on the force. So he adds literally
a sticker for me. It just says goop goop goop. That's all it was. That's what he had. And
then we have another one. Oh it's another couple shirts. Oh it's like five shirts. It's
like actually 10 shirts. All right. First shirt says, what is this? I don't know what
this means. I don't know what this means. I don't know what that is. Like, what, like,
Why are you, why are you sending me this? I've got that dog in me.
Do you not?
Like why, should I give this to Jason?
Like, give him these words and it'll be a fucking belly.
Like, I don't know.
There's like 10 more shirts for all of mine and kidding.
What is this one?
What the fuck is this?
What is this, Rowling?
What the fuck is this?
It's like a little apple, AI apple that I can't get.
I don't want this, bro.
I'm not wearing that.
And then we have
John pork equals bacon
Marvin's beat equals egg
Tim cheese equals cheese brother. What are you sending me? Why are you wasting your fucking money on this like?
Like why are you wasting your money, bro? This is just a waste of fucking money like what is the hardest one, bro?
What does it say six seven brain around it's tongue tongue tongue this fucking shit away from me
Like just wait. Yo, how many packages he said? Oh my god. Oh my god. There's like actually good. Look at this. There's like five packages
Well, this one's a jersey
So you send me
Tung-tung-tung to hers Jersey. This is your ayo. I'm not kidding. You just waste money, bro
You're actually wasting fucking money, bro. That's not hard. Stop encouraging this shit
You just give Cep's like, you just give him reason to keep sending shit, it's really perfect.
I love it.
This one is from Cep's season.
Nice.
Can only imagine what this one's gonna be.
Okay, I'm noticing colors in this.
I don't want to inflate this.
Last time I did this similar color scheme, I got a gift made of me.
I broke it a little.
Alright, well, here we go.
Be careful showing this. I'm dead serious
And it's like I don't want to just
In a hundred cents the start
Look at how he's sleeping.
Hey, don't show up.
Yeah, don't show up.
Yeah, Kev, you know what, bro?
You won, bro. You won. You won.
I'm not even going to give you that chance.
I'm deadass not giving you that chance, bro.
Yo, he's actually trying to make me to another gift.
I'm not, bro. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.
I'm not. I'm not.
Dude, you I fire.
Ungrateful? Kev bro, you've done irreversible damage to my career!
Every comment in my Instagram post is just that fucking kid!
What are you sending me bro?
Give me that bro.
From?
It's me.
Oh.
Look at this fucking, look at this combo right here.
From Kev season.
Brother, what are you sending me?
I'm not going to miss it.
I'm just not opening this anymore, bro.
You are, like, you're just a loser, bro, like, stop wasting your money.
I'm not putting these on, bro.
You low key should.
You have to put them on the whole thing.
Because those are cat ears too.
Her place.
This fucking shit off me, bro.
Like, I fucking hate this guy.
Brother, like, what are you sending me, bro?
What, is this a tail?
Or yo, are you dead?
There's no way you sent me a fu- I can't even put the- Y'all.
Alright, fine, I'll put it on. No, no, no.
Meow.
Hey, bro, what am I doing, bro? I'm just fucking-
How nice, bro.
More baby oil.
What's under here?
More baby oil.
What do we do?
A really flag.
And then he finally sends me a good gift.
Hey!
A leg of the technical.
Lamborghini technical.
Thank you, bro.
Finally, you sent me a good fucking gift.
Thank you for the technical.
I'm going to use this, bro.
Thank you so fucking much, bro.
I still don't know what you're going to do
all this fucking baby oil bro like holy fucking shit
did you mean to send me this hello kitty
is this for you lays
i would assume it's for you i'll keep it yeah why not hello fucking kitty
Well, not bad. Not bad.
It's for you, bro.
Is that package for me, or is that for you?
This? Yeah.
This is all the papers.
Oh, fuck you.
We have Stable Ronaldo over me. It's a big one.
Hold on, let me open up some of these letters first,
and then we'll get to the last package.
Alright, this one.
I got itchy nose bruh. Fucking madder daddy central.
That's what you might do.
Story of human rights.
Thanks brother.
Thanks man, I'll be sure to check.
Oh.
Yeah.
Um.
This one is a letter from California.
From the seat.
The truth of transgender movement.
I don't know what I'm supposed to do with this, but thank you. Thank you so much, man.
This guy sent me... oh you just got hit by a bump?
Why?
Can be typed...
Bro, saw my phone call and swiped up.
What a great boyfriend.
Yeah, she just got hit by a bump.
I mean, I'm working.
Literally.
I don't know what to say.
Clocked in, boys!
Got him up.
How wrong.
What are people sending me?
Greed.
Did someone like to send me news?
Like...
Someone's gonna sign you up for their phone.
Okay.
What are people sending me?
Greed.
Someone might just send me news like...
Someone's gonna sign you up for their fucking news, butter, yeah?
Brother, it's just a bunch of news stuff.
This one's pretty nice. This one's the Gospel of Christ.
Thank you, bro.
There's a lot of this. Maybe I can give these out to people.
Thank you so much, dude.
There you go.
Right next to all this baby oil.
Thank you, baby.
What is this one?
It's from the faithful sheriff.
Claim God's promise.
Thank you, bro.
This one's from Tim Cheez-It says.
Okay.
It says Dylan Lazer.
So it's addressed to me, okay.
Do you want to help rats and other animals?
No, I don't fucking care.
Yeah, what are you guys sending me?
Tata, thank you for ordering for Arpeta Kids Cosmic Books.
Bro, I'm gonna be honest with you,
I guarantee people at Peta still eat meat.
I guarantee it.
All right, let's get some.
A letter.
Hey, my name is Eli.
I'm 14 and from Osrem, a big fan of you.
Honestly, big inspiration with you.
You rose back to the top of streaming.
For 2026, I made one goal and I need your help.
I currently film and stream on my PS5.
That boy's on the L-synco.
I currently stream on my PS5, which can get quite painful.
I have an upload of my recording to YouTube
and save it to my school laptop, which barely runs,
and then attempt to edit it on a computer.
I would really like a PC, but currently my family
can't afford it.
This is where you come in.
I was wondering if you could help me towards a PC,
Whether it's $50 or a full PC, I'll be grateful.
And I promise if you invest in me,
I won't let you down and we'll meet you at the top.
So what do you think?
He gave you a minimum.
At least he gave you, like, you could just do 50 for one.
Oh, just 50.
If you want, I'll give you 50, you can.
Listen, check your email, you have your email.
I'm gonna send you a PC, brother.
I'm gonna send it.
I got you, man.
Like, what is this, man?
like what are you guys sending me never meet your heroes who the fuck is this
it's like this is why I don't open letters very like do you see this bullshit
the letters are really fries the letters are always fucking fries
this is from winter Smith please read this on stream I would appreciate a lot
Oh my fucking document.
What I'm sending up sending a couple things first. I'm sending you a Kanye graduation bear. Oh, that was the guy
Next I'm sending you a legacy to far agent. Nice. I said you forget for what? It's a hello kitty plush in a unicorn suit
That's for me
Hello Ron and chat Ron if chat likes to troll you I hope you truly how many of them appreciate you that for never quitting
On your dreams and something I love
I'm sure Boba ladies and MC Ben couldn't be proud of the person you've become and how far you've came in a world filled
with chaos and negativity you chose to spread positivity. Yes you troll but I mean
when it comes down to your situation to spread positivity I don't ever think I
see in the case of you welcoming hate on another streamer. No matter what Twitter
says or how loud the criticism gets in a chat all your friends family believe
that you're a good guy. To chat if you want to listen to this advice to go
ahead every single one of you are capable of wonderful things in life.
Oh I can't imagine what the chat's writing. Every single one of you are capable of
wonderful things in life. Do what makes you happy. Life is way too short to
not make happy and chat if you don't hear I love you enough I love you and
appreciate every single one of you may even meowing wait what Ron and chat I
called Ron and chat call your loved ones right now and tell them that you love
them we're just tech them I'm sure they appreciate it doesn't take long you
never know when it'll be their last go be a better person in this world and
wake up knowing if even you have nothing else you're a good person you're
all smart beautiful and kind creatures just don't corrupt yourself thank you
again Ron for reading this I appreciate it I wish I could send you
more anyways I leave it off like that I don't want to yet more than I have Jonah
at 7 is the goat from a viewer I'm winterboy 097 you gotta be a stream with
him bro that's a very nice message man much appreciated just for that bro I'm
gonna kill some dead skin off my foot thank you so much bro much appreciated
and he ruined it with Jonah 7 I'm gonna be honest with you bro kind
messages like that is why I stream bro like I just get so many of those and it's
just so nice man it's actually so nice how's the lighting by the way is it good?
little mini flash right on your face
oh no one's complaining huh?
whoa whoa whoa whoa
is that Kimmy tanning in the f...
you're fucking...
Yo! Hello? Are you fucking tanning? Go to the back yard! Bro shut the gate at least!
Get up! Cheeseburger bro! Ronaldo get down! Ronaldo get down!
Cause you're a burger? Cause you're in burgers?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yep
Oh my gosh, should I put this in the gun or we score an error?
Oh my god, or you can just do it from the window
HUNNY!
What the fuck are you looking at?
A coin. A $1 coin.
Heads. Oy vey.
You not gonna see it?
No.
Come on.
No. Fuck no.
Come on.
No.
My name is Jackson and I am your biggest fan.
They're so funny I think you're all good friends phase.
I'm going to get to the point I want you to come to my house.
I know might be streaming but I want to hang out with y'all.
Here is my phone number.
You can come or not, don't hate.
Oh, he gave me his address.
Okay.
Nice.
Nice.
My little pillow, dude.
That kid, I don't even know how you got it.
You threw a picture of his house,
and it's from house H-O-S-E.
Yeah, I know.
That's an actual kid.
Baby, oh my God, I got sent, what is this?
I got sent a baby shower.
Hi Ron, my name is D'Angelo.
I am a big fan and I was the one
that sent you an invite to my son's baby shower.
You weren't able to come but luckily for y'all
We're having another baby shower and I'm inviting you to that one too.
If you're able to come, that would be awesome.
When is this?
March 28th?
Did you say where?
Yeah.
It's in Arizona.
Let me put this to the side next to the baby oil.
Maybe I'll give him a baby oil.
Actually, man, that's what it's actually used for, bro.
The world's corrupted the world, bro.
Okay.
Wait for that.
Call it.
Heads you give me head, tails you never fail.
I think it's headed up.
Alright, got a couple more and then we got the big package.
Wait, what if they actually sent me a matter, daddy?
What do you mean?
Great!
Alright, so you sent me a letter with nothing in it?
Oh, he sent me a FedEx.
Oh, I have to pay $20 for that, it says.
Some of these, some of my viewers actually might be disabled.
Oh, he's sending the same thing, it's just me trying to get money out of me, it's nice.
Wait, what the fuck is the matter, daddy?
Sorry, I'm grown.
I'm way too...
It's okay though, because like, I get it, it's really just a tick.
Hold on, bro.
Hi Sal.
Thank you, bro, just by your speaker to spread the message.
I agree.
Keep that right here.
International Standard.
Wait Chad, do I have to pay for packages when it says FedEx sends...
It said that I owe $20 per package.
Oh my god, this guy sent me a letter of rips. He must have bit it.
What the fuck is that? Chill away, it's a big room.
Wait Chad, do I put that on my nose? Do I put it on my nose?
Hi, my name is Lewis and I'm 18. I just recently made my first business called Sniffables.
All you do is smell them and they appear ingredients.
Yeah, I am not smelling this shit.
This shit might make me fucking fried in 10 seconds.
What's in it?
Should I do it?
Heds I do it, tails I don't.
Do I call it?
Call it.
Tails.
it's supposed to just like just smell good like a good aroma it says it's like the green
thing you do but like probably smells like that actually it's strong
oh my god it's weird I don't know I think you crack it
Oh, no, it's just it's squishy. No, it's not. I got some rocket care. It's like a minute.
It actually sounds good. It's not bad, bro, but is this gonna give me
fried? Yeah, you might like you're gonna be like no way. I don't want to be a
matter daddy. I don't want to be a matter daddy. What's the matter daddy? Oh my,
It should be a matter of her. Yeah, wait, what's the matter of her peanut?
Okay, so you sent me some money and I'm pretty sure
This is actually I'm in a fucking freak out. Oh my god. It's poop. It's actual poop. There's more. There's more under it
So let's get up and let's throw this away who is saying
Who is sending me fucking poop, bro, like you need to kill yourself in game
All right a couple more
I don't know why I do this.
From Kyve.
Wait.
Is this real chrome?
They definitely made that.
Wait.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
wait did they make this they definitely made that it's real oh look we test it
it's gonna grow me
hi Ron you're my favorite streamer I've been watching since the last stream okay
at broad log before moving to current house I wasn't mr. she says I usually
learn when I'm active in the Twitter you are a very important part of my life
As personal to that sounds and you've inspired me so much and I have so many great people from the stable shout-out
Swaggots and stable group chat. I don't know what I just said
Shout-out to everyone each and every day. I look forward to your streams and they always
Thank you for always being a part of my life
And he gave me a chrome belt
This is real
How much dollar do you put that on grill for like 20,000?
Wait, plus 20, good.
Alright, last package, chat.
Hold!
Oh my god, it's 8 pounds it says.
What if this is like nothing, like?
Or what if, oh my god, what if an animal just jumps out of the room, hanging around the room?
Made in China.
Chase it!
Holy shit.
And what the fuck is this, Lace?
Are we in the fucking hashtag, ad of death?
Search, post, clips.
Mind an ad?
Boss?
Blue bands, blue bands, blue bands.
What the fuck?
Wait, I got a little order got a little order
In front of you is a hunt is a million dollars in prop money
Tap to this card as a set of matches with a hundred dollar bill
Hold this card in front of you the bill hanging and take the match and light bill on fire money is no joke
I'm giving your fans four thousand to post clips or content
P.S. here's a real thousand dollars
Wait this is real.
I'm gonna say that's definitely real compared to the other one.
Wait he's giving me a thousand dollars.
It's real.
A thousand was at his record store.
I'm gonna say it looks fucking way real in the other mind.
Blue bands, blue bands, wait so this is like a clipping service?
I mean, bro, if you want to make me famous, fuck it.
I mean, I'll take it.
He told me to light this on fire, do I get it?
In your room, yeah, that's smart.
Why the fuck would you do that in here?
Oh my god.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my god!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my fucking god, I thought it was over.
I got the whole room in my nose.
I just started sweating.
Oh my God, I just started sweating.
Oh my God.
I'm not gonna lie, this is pretty cool though.
I could buy nothing but this.
But thank you for the thousand dollars.
In one's.
Oh my God.
Magic City.
We got a pop-up.
this is dope thank you bro um I mean yeah bro if you want to tell my viewers
to clip me I mean fuck it I don't have a fuck post clips sure I'll shout it out
thank you so much bro um yeah thank you I guess
There's a million dollars in fucking shop money.
Damn.
Wait, he's lying.
It's covered.
Look.
He literally lied.
Really don't.
Really don't.
All right.
Wait, should I burn all this outside?
Wait, is that what he means?
Oh my God.
I think we need to burn it.
I'm not getting it.
I think it turns into a real one.
I think it's like, should I try to light this all on fire right now?
Where's the matches?
It doesn't matter, buddy.
I don't think I'd tell you where you're gonna find me, bro.
Oh, it's right here.
Okay, no choice, I try.
Yeah, not in the room, but what happens if...
Am I kidding?
If you're...
You actually might be the biggest retard on Earth if you light it up in here.
Just because of all that shit's gonna get...
It's just it was just that bill before okay. That's interesting. I thought it was gonna like
Should I put it in the styrofoam
All right
Well three thousand dollars boys. Have you met that? I guess he gave me this for promo fuck it. Wait to the cases
Thank you for the thousand.
It's flimble.
Use your brain.
I have a brain.
What's wrong?
Interesting.
That's a lot of matter, Natties.
Alright, Chad.
Well, that is the end of the P.O. Box.
Let's get a WP.O. Box in the fucking chat.
If you guys are on YouTube watching this, make sure to go to the comments or the
button description and get your P.O. Box.
Send it stuff to me.
Yes.
Probably April like 15th, maybe, maybe, maybe.
We'll do it right before the side by the charity match.
And if you're on Twitch watching this,
everyone say W, yeah, W.
Thank you so much, bro.
Wow.
All right.
Should I escort the baby sauce?
Oh, bubba.
I need to perform a quick battery swap.
Wait, dead ends?
Well, what does it matter, dad?
Wait.
I don't know what to do.
Jack, hold.
Hold.
You
Fucking topic of the stadium right now boss boss boss chat boss
Um, let's go back to the desk and have a look.
Damn, Chad, I look-y. Wait, wait, actually, no, let's stand.
Yes.
Look-y, come on.
Come here, bro.
Come here, bro.
Hey, what is this?
This I'm actually jealous of. This is fire. No troj.
This is good, bro. Like, actually this is so good. I'm just trying to play it on the truth.
Damn chat. It's a good PO Box opening. An even better day to spend with your fans,
your family, your friends. This PO Box opening...
It was one you remember.
It was one you remember.
We got a bunch of triple T's, I even got this, a beautiful tongue tongue tongue, it's a hard
jersey, as well as a million dollars.
You know, can I talk to you for a second?
Can you talk to me, bro?
Feel like the biggest thing about life is enjoying every aspect of it the lows the highs the ups the downs
People told me that I ordered all this food
But one thing about life is
Even when you don't want to do something I get up every single time I get up and I make sure of it
Showing up is the biggest part about life
So today chat I challenge you
tomorrow get up and feel good feel powerful feel like you're doing something
productive with your life it's been real and it's even been fucking fun some
would say it's been real fucking fun stable Renault will be back on sat
Sunday for a bro versus bro versus Joe Bartimalosi and then also Sidemen
charity match draft and then also a jinxie thing that we're gonna do on
stream at some okay so it'll be a 10 hour stream I got you boys for tomorrow
I'll be posting a very special thing I bought I purchased I love you boys
and I'll see you tomorrow join the Twitter com exclamation mark calm and then also
sense of the V.O. Box exclamation mark Leo are you closer it says
How do I wait?