🙏 SIDEMEN CHARITY MATCH DRAFT 🙏 JYNXZI CHALLENGE LATER 🙏 GAMES 🙏 IRL 🙏 NEW CAR 🙏 SUNDAY 🙏 [twitter/insta stableronaldo] !po !com !sub

stableronaldo

03-22-2026 · 5h 27m

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[00:00:00] I got it out the bus and I'm pouring spray through it

[00:00:06] Fuck out of the club said I'd wait for one of the bloods

[00:00:10] I'm goofing in love in some areas I shouldn't

[00:00:13] I just pay cash for that bitch with more insurance

[00:00:16] Get my right back, pop another pink

[00:00:19] We fell out by the slut, now you see the peak

[00:00:22] Cody on the bus, I'll throw it out the lead

[00:00:25] Put it in the truck, space it with the seats

[00:00:28] I'm fell out of love and my nobody out of reach

[00:00:31] I'm torn in your ears and the belly of the beast

[00:00:34] Pretty girl is doorbell but it's starting to be a creed

[00:00:37] A leek's backpack, the blue hunnids, I see meaning

[00:00:40] Pop another paint, pour another floor

[00:00:43] Another baby mother, finally in the law

[00:00:47] Brand new skin, come to sing as a chord

[00:00:50] Fly back to the racks and say it's pain in my voice

[00:00:53] Ain't it cause you in it and that pain was your choice

[00:00:56] My mother say I'm winning, but it's pain and reward

[00:00:59] White kids at the shop are still not playing on the talk

[00:01:02] Smoke break track, yellow brimbo

[00:01:05] Squat a hunnrat, curves in a fold

[00:01:09] Honey in a track, honey got a hunnit

[00:01:12] All eyes build, honey got a cumbin'

[00:01:15] Jerry baby boy, lemon in a sum

[00:01:18] LV on the jacket, I racks in my stomach

[00:01:21] Man, why I want it?

[00:01:24] I

[00:01:54] Got a bad, girl up yeah a little bad of my troop

[00:01:57] Got that shit moved man

[00:01:59] It's all that's Cottonland

[00:02:01] What can I do?

[00:02:02] Yeah!

[00:02:05] GORMORNING!

[00:02:06] I ain't gonna play like a 진진

[00:02:08] Hey!

[00:02:10] I ain't gonna...

[00:02:11] HEY!

[00:02:13] I ain't gonna do this

[00:02:14] GORMORNING!

[00:02:15] GORMORNING!

[00:02:16] GORDI WITSGORUH!

[00:02:18] LAYEDI WITSGORUH!

[00:02:18] Yeah, WITSGORUH!

[00:02:19] NEW ZWITSGORUH!

[00:02:20] ZSWITSGORUH!

[00:02:21] ZWITSGORUH!

[00:02:22] JAKEL WITSGORUH!

[00:02:23] We are going to the store!

[00:02:25] We are going to the store!

[00:02:27] Man, good morning!

[00:02:29] Hey! And even to us Adam!

[00:02:31] Hey Chad!

[00:02:33] Run it over!

[00:02:35] Run it over!

[00:02:37] Wait!

[00:02:41] You see this?

[00:02:43] You see what's on the key?

[00:02:45] That's me!

[00:02:47] That's me!

[00:02:49] That's us!

[00:02:51] Yo Trish was good man, he was good, Riccardo was good, Bucky was good, Hulk was good, Adam was good!

[00:02:57] Godfuckin' morning, now!

[00:02:59] Now the day for 24 months was good, day for the 3 months was good, 4 on day, I'm on my interest in love!

[00:03:07] NICE!

[00:03:09] Who here missed table Renoto not being live yesterday? It's okay, you can save me, don't be embarrassed.

[00:03:14] Don't be embarrassed, bro, don't be embarrassed.

[00:03:16] Locks, thank you for the sub, bro. Crazy was good, Rory was good. Diva was good! 19 months!

[00:03:22] Yes! Five different bombs! Thank you, brother. Thank you, dude. That's what's appreciated, man. Thank you so much.

[00:03:29] Um, yo, gold given for a month. BX for the six months. Good morning. Guys, today is a big fucking day.

[00:03:36] Does everyone know what today is?

[00:03:39] Marlin has stuck out the crib. He did not text me. I have all the doors locked up. This is true

[00:03:47] He did not text me today is the fucking Sidemen charity match draft

[00:03:54] I'm gonna be honest with you this shit starts in about 20 minutes. Mr. Moment. They were five gifted will I be first?

[00:04:01] Pick chat. Yes, sir. No, I have a feeling I

[00:04:05] Will be first fucking pick

[00:04:09] Yes! Yes! Who's with me? Can I get a hell yeah? Ha ha! Yes! First pick! First pick!

[00:04:21] Huh? No, no, no, no, no. Um, who was in last stream? It was a quick one. It was a, um, it was a P.O. Box day.

[00:04:33] It was actually really fun. It was really good. Drop a me if you said something in the P.O.

[00:04:37] Um guys, I'll be doing my next PO box opening crying like 15 days. That's my guess must be was good

[00:04:43] So if you want to send some explanation or PO guys in the meantime while we wait for the side of men charity match

[00:04:48] Can I get a W stable Roberto right now? Can I just get one simple W?

[00:04:53] Guys yesterday, I purchased well, I mean purchase a umbergini yours

[00:05:00] 20 wait I am bringing here is a perfumante. Yes. I know I

[00:05:05] I know this one listen listen listen listen listen I was a larper right I was

[00:05:11] like this is a tic-tac car but let's be honest bro do you see the hood does

[00:05:14] anyone notice something about the hood I'm not gonna say what it is I'm not

[00:05:19] gonna say what it is I'm not gonna say what it is I'm not gonna say yes it is

[00:05:23] the carbon fiber fucking hood listen it's a classic the only reason I got

[00:05:28] this is because the GLE had so many problems and honestly it's just an

[00:05:32] SUV I mean it's a fucking crazy SUV, but um yes, bro. You can put the classic duck smoking cigarette whatever you want to do, bro

[00:05:39] I've had the RSQ8 this car is so much fun. I'm not even kidding. I actually love it

[00:05:43] Should I put a wide body on it or keep it stock? I feel like I should keep it stock. I

[00:05:47] Feel like yes. I'm a larper dude at larper. There's only one more car though. That's left

[00:05:53] There's listen people can get mad at me that I bought this car or I got this car

[00:05:58] But I'm gonna be honest with you. I love cars and I'm never gonna stop buying cars if I have a thousand cars

[00:06:03] I have a thousand cars. I'm never gonna stop buying cars. I love it, bro

[00:06:06] I absolutely love it whether like it's my favorite thing about living. I'm not even kidding just driving cars, but there's only one more

[00:06:15] There's only one more at the top of my head and that car is coming soon

[00:06:23] Anyways, if you guys didn't go like my Instagram post maybe leave a comment saying hey stable

[00:06:27] You're my favorite streamer. I absolutely love you. Can I borrow five dollars and maybe just maybe I'll give you five dollars?

[00:06:33] Just maybe just maybe um

[00:06:35] How's everyone doing though, bro? I was outside yesterday

[00:06:38] I got a haircut for the first time in like three weeks. What do I look like? Do I look good?

[00:06:42] Is it a good haircut or is it a L? Is it a good haircut or is it a L? It's a little short

[00:06:48] It's a little short, bro. It's a little short. I kind of like it. I like it

[00:06:52] I couldn't notice. You know ill ill ill ill

[00:06:54] So anything that I do you guys just say ill bro everything I do ill ill ill okay

[00:07:01] So you guys want me to go bald you should I go bald like I'm confused like is that will that help me will that help me bro

[00:07:06] Also to the guy who sent me these snacks in the PO box. I've been eating these

[00:07:12] Don't put the classic. I I you know I saw these next to me, and I was like you know what I'm gonna eat

[00:07:17] They're pretzels. It's not that bad for me. Of course. Of course. I knew it. You're welcome

[00:07:22] Oh, thank you, bro.

[00:07:22] Sending yourself snacks.

[00:07:24] Scorpi, Scorpi, it is 11.44.

[00:07:27] What do you do before I start streaming?

[00:07:29] Like, actually, I want to know,

[00:07:30] like, what do you do in your life

[00:07:32] before I start my streaming?

[00:07:33] Do you have anything that you're doing?

[00:07:35] Like, generally, bro, do you do anything

[00:07:38] before I start my streaming in your life?

[00:07:40] Yo, you know what I actually started to do

[00:07:41] this morning, chat?

[00:07:43] I started stretching my body

[00:07:44] and I feel so much happier and energetic.

[00:07:47] I think I might start doing yoga,

[00:07:48] or is that kind of eh?

[00:07:49] Is that gay?

[00:07:50] Is that gay?

[00:07:51] I look he want to start doing yoga.

[00:07:53] I swear to God, I swear to God, bro.

[00:07:55] That's gay, bro.

[00:07:57] That shit feels nice on my body.

[00:07:59] Pause, bro.

[00:08:00] I like getting stretched out.

[00:08:01] Pause, though.

[00:08:02] Pause, actually pause.

[00:08:05] Also, guys, by the way, by the way,

[00:08:08] I know you guys are probably like,

[00:08:09] wait, what about the Joe bro versus bro?

[00:08:13] Get your sad faces ready.

[00:08:15] So I didn't realize that the Sidemen charity match

[00:08:17] was today and Joe said that he can't do that long

[00:08:21] for Brovers Bro today.

[00:08:23] So today's Brovers Bro versus Joe Bartolozzi is canceled.

[00:08:34] But,

[00:08:37] tomorrow,

[00:08:41] we will be doing

[00:08:43] a pro

[00:08:45] versus

[00:08:47] bro

[00:08:48] against

[00:08:49] Joe

[00:08:50] We are to losing!

[00:08:52] Yes!

[00:08:53] Tomorrow we will do it.

[00:08:56] And also, today, me and Jinxie and a couple other people

[00:09:01] after the draft will be doing a Rainbow Six Siege challenge.

[00:09:05] I believe.

[00:09:06] I believe.

[00:09:07] I believe.

[00:09:08] I believe.

[00:09:09] I believe.

[00:09:10] I believe.

[00:09:11] I believe.

[00:09:12] I believe.

[00:09:13] I believe.

[00:09:14] I believe.

[00:09:15] I believe.

[00:09:16] I believe.

[00:09:17] I believe.

[00:09:18] I believe.

[00:09:19] It's a 1v5 against SPOIT.

[00:09:25] Brother, that is not hard to do. I'm better than SPOIT. I'm dead-ass better than SPOIT.

[00:09:29] I put that on my chat's fucking life, I'm better than SPOIT. Wait, are you dead-ass?

[00:09:33] I put that on this chat's fucking life.

[00:09:36] On this chat's life may God strike every single person in this chat down right fucking now.

[00:09:42] God, do it right now. Hey, God, do it right now.

[00:09:45] Makayla, thank you for the five gifted shout out to the ladies.

[00:09:47] By the way, guys, while I was in Orange County,

[00:09:50] I don't know what happened.

[00:09:51] Dude, I literally was walking,

[00:09:54] just doing my daily exercise every day.

[00:09:56] I'd go on a walk on the beach.

[00:09:57] Bro, like 18 girls drive by in like three different cars

[00:10:01] and they all scream, stable Renault, no, that's stable!

[00:10:04] Stable!

[00:10:05] Bro, I'm not kidding.

[00:10:07] You guys actually have to leave me alone, dead ass.

[00:10:10] No, no, no.

[00:10:10] It's becoming like unfair.

[00:10:12] Like I can't live my life.

[00:10:13] Like it's, I don't know, bro.

[00:10:15] It's really bad, bro.

[00:10:16] It's like, I actually can't live my life.

[00:10:18] Deadass, Fake Story 107, classic.

[00:10:20] Yo, it is so early in the morning

[00:10:22] and you're typing a duck smoking cigarette.

[00:10:24] Anyway, first link of the stream,

[00:10:26] we're starting in about 15 minutes, I believe.

[00:10:28] So for anyone who doesn't know,

[00:10:29] whoever just joined, probably me if you just joined,

[00:10:31] we have the Sidemen Cherry Mash draft

[00:10:34] in about 10 minutes.

[00:10:36] You guys will alert me when it starts,

[00:10:37] hopefully, if my mods are here.

[00:10:39] And then we're also gonna do a Jinxie 1v5

[00:10:42] against SPOIT on rainbow 60 each.

[00:10:45] And then after that, we're gonna do a little bit of IRL,

[00:10:48] maybe just me and you guys, maybe.

[00:10:50] I gotta Eurus, we might as well go drive it, maybe.

[00:10:53] Hey chat, not a bad shout, nabs, nabs,

[00:10:54] not a bad shout, not a bad shout.

[00:10:56] We see the title solved.

[00:10:59] God for fucking bid, bro.

[00:11:00] I wanna just update people

[00:11:02] instead of reading the fucking title, okay?

[00:11:04] Shut the fuck up.

[00:11:05] It is, yo, I'm actually dead ass sick

[00:11:08] of these fucking emotes in this chat.

[00:11:11] I'm deadass sick of it.

[00:11:12] Every time I start my fucking stream,

[00:11:15] I don't even read real words, bro.

[00:11:16] It's just emotes.

[00:11:18] It's deadass just emotes.

[00:11:19] Like, brother, you know,

[00:11:20] someone probably comes into the stream

[00:11:22] and they're so confused about their reading.

[00:11:23] Like, look at this fucking baby, bro.

[00:11:26] Like, it's like, oh my fucking God, bro.

[00:11:29] Ome69, like, brother, like Jesus fucking Christ.

[00:11:33] Bro, relax.

[00:11:34] Yo, what?

[00:11:36] What do you talk?

[00:11:37] What do you mean, bro, relax?

[00:11:39] Um, alright. No matter who you decide to watch, we all find someone. We all find joy in someone.

[00:11:48] So I say, thank you for the music, that sometimes we get it.

[00:11:56] Thanks for all your favorite things.

[00:12:00] Look at me without it, I asked him not on the street.

[00:12:06] What will that be without a song?

[00:12:11] Oh

[00:12:21] You know, it's crazy man first of all stumble fat Tardo, can you get rid of that fucking name, bro?

[00:12:28] Holy shit, you know, it's crazy chat

[00:12:31] Streaming is so beautiful. It's a shame that everyone is so divided facts or no

[00:12:34] It was low key of shame man. It's low key of fucking shame. It's dead ass low key of shame

[00:12:40] I wish we were all all close together imagine how fucking happy the world will be bro dead ass first pick W. Homage

[00:12:49] What are you doing guys stop with this fucking yo dead ass stop man dead ass dead dead serious, bro

[00:12:55] Dead fucking serious. It's not even funny. King of Arc

[00:12:58] Yo stumble facts are though. I'm gonna ban you you're gonna get banned

[00:13:04] Like you've gifted me

[00:13:06] 200

[00:13:08] Almost 500. Yeah, you need a job. I'm dead ass. Oh my god actually stable Renato revealed his new 2019 fiat 500

[00:13:15] Yep, this is my new car, man

[00:13:19] Hopefully y'all like it bro dead ass. This is a beautiful spec. Obviously. It's red on silver fiat. It's very nice

[00:13:26] It's very awesome. It's good. I love it. I actually I absolutely love it

[00:13:31] Um, also guys don't say I'm cloned. I'm dead ass serious. I'm dead serious. I'm not cloned but listen

[00:13:37] I want to have a real talk with you guys. Um, I

[00:13:42] Not cloned I

[00:13:44] Realized yesterday. I was at the beach has anyone ever gone to the beach and you're just so happy yes or no dropping me if you have

[00:13:51] Yes or no

[00:13:53] Yes or no, I realized yesterday. I need to find purpose with my life

[00:14:01] I feel like I wake up every day, and I don't know my purpose and I feel like I let my purpose go

[00:14:06] feeding into negativity

[00:14:10] So I thought to myself, bro, why not smile more so yesterday for the first time ever I smiled the whole day

[00:14:16] I was just holding one of these

[00:14:18] I was just holding one of these

[00:14:23] Those smiling but you know what I realize bro, I feel like I

[00:14:28] I get mad and I feed into negativity too much.

[00:14:34] So starting today, bro, I'm dead ass.

[00:14:37] I have no problem with anyone in this world.

[00:14:40] And I hope everyone just is happy, bro, dead ass.

[00:14:43] I think I just need to be happier.

[00:14:44] You know what I'm saying?

[00:14:45] I hope everyone's happy.

[00:14:46] Shout out to everybody who streams,

[00:14:48] shout out to everything.

[00:14:49] I think today we're gonna make a hate wall, bro,

[00:14:52] and smile, dead ass.

[00:14:54] Dead ass, bro, dead ass.

[00:14:56] Um

[00:14:58] What else did you like me? What is this wait?

[00:15:02] You completed the three stages of LA like what you get to LA that there's three stages you buy a URUS you come gay

[00:15:10] Okay, so what how many stages what have you completed to I don't have a URUS

[00:15:19] Guys

[00:15:21] Wait so did us

[00:15:23] Bro, stop saying three for three doda doda data. Yo by the way by the fucking way

[00:15:32] I'm not even kidding yo whoever sent me this

[00:15:36] Well, what the fuck why why does the community noted? Yo this shit. I use all stream all the time now

[00:15:42] I'm not even kidding. I literally use this all last night to go into bed. I swear to God

[00:15:47] Oh my gosh.

[00:15:49] Who sent me this?

[00:15:51] I'm sorry.

[00:15:53] I'm more in the...

[00:15:55] Center it a little more.

[00:15:57] Yeah, but center it a little more.

[00:15:59] There you go.

[00:16:11] Bro, this is actually a goaded fucking gift.

[00:16:13] Shout out to you guys who gifted me this X-Wish Mark Fio.

[00:16:15] Which mark p.o. What did you slink me? Oh, yeah, this is a clicks his new car too, bro

[00:16:21] What it who's that? Oh, that's his girlfriend. So I would say who's this random girl

[00:16:25] I didn't realize that was his girlfriend for a second. This is a nice color, bro

[00:16:28] This is a nice color, but I'm gonna be honest with you. Is he copping Travis Mach? Let's be honest right now

[00:16:35] Can y'all stream together yo dumbass I literally just did a stream of

[00:16:39] If Ron calls Jinxie and gives him an offer for his skin, yo, by the way, Jinxie might

[00:16:45] unironically be the most unlucky fucking case opener in the world, facts or no.

[00:16:51] Like I'm not even kidding.

[00:16:53] Brother, how has he literally unboxed?

[00:16:56] How many cases has he unboxed?

[00:16:58] Does anyone know how many cases is it?

[00:17:00] Bro, I think it's like 1700 or something like that and he's gotten one goal.

[00:17:05] 1500.

[00:17:06] Bro, I've unboxed.

[00:17:08] You know what's crazy?

[00:17:09] I will be honest with you guys.

[00:17:10] I will be honest with you.

[00:17:11] I have $500 in my steam for selling a knife.

[00:17:14] If you guys are interested in opening cases later.

[00:17:16] It's up to you guys.

[00:17:17] Let me check right now, actually.

[00:17:19] It's up to you guys.

[00:17:20] Yes, I have $580.

[00:17:21] $580.

[00:17:22] That's probably like 100 cases, maybe.

[00:17:25] Why are you talking like that?

[00:17:26] You sound zesty as fuck.

[00:17:27] Yo, dumbass.

[00:17:28] This is how I fucking talk.

[00:17:29] What are you talking about, bro?

[00:17:31] Sup, badass.

[00:17:32] Yo.

[00:17:33] Oh my God.

[00:17:34] I mean, I feed it to negativity.

[00:17:35] What is this?

[00:17:36] Potential stream if you ever go to see each other again?

[00:17:39] I don't think so.

[00:17:41] Oh guys, yes, I want to go to Miami with Jason,

[00:17:43] but I have to figure out a time because it's MC Ben's birthday.

[00:17:46] Happy birthday to MC Ben.

[00:17:47] So I'm pretty sure I might be taking off on the 24th to celebrate her birthday

[00:17:52] and maybe the 25th because she's in California for a couple of days.

[00:17:56] So yeah, but maybe I'll get a vlog with her.

[00:17:58] Maybe stay.

[00:18:01] My mom drives my $500,000 Porsche.

[00:18:03] Oh, by the way, also we uploaded on the core channel. Yes

[00:18:11] They're stable shout out to anyone by the way. Does anybody really like this channel? I love yo

[00:18:17] The difference between this and any social media is actually night and fucking day brother

[00:18:24] There's 780 comments and I kid you not I read every single comment and they're so fucking positive

[00:18:30] Why the fuck are you guys not this positive, deadass?

[00:18:34] Wait! 200,000 subs!

[00:18:37] What?

[00:18:39] On a fucking Gord channel!

[00:18:41] Wow!

[00:18:43] Wow!

[00:18:45] And there's no YouTube shorts either!

[00:18:47] Wow, this is nice!

[00:18:48] Holy fuck!

[00:18:50] Shout out to the fucking stable, man!

[00:18:52] Shout out to y'all, deadass!

[00:18:54] You guys are fucking goaded, bro!

[00:18:56] Holy shit, man!

[00:18:58] Bro this video is actually I I absolute okay no troll like all jokes aside for one second

[00:19:04] Do you guys like when I vlog outside of streaming? Yes or no cuz I'm not kidding. I deadass. I love vlogging. I swear to God

[00:19:11] I love it. I absolutely fucking love it like it is so much fucking fun doing this it is like it's so nice man

[00:19:18] It's just relaxing. I feel like I'm on my own time, but be honest chat. Do you like this car or no?

[00:19:23] You could be honest

[00:19:25] Get it from a normal urich.

[00:19:26] Okay.

[00:19:28] It's the got the carbon fiber hood.

[00:19:30] Okay.

[00:19:31] No troll.

[00:19:31] Would you guys wanna, would you guys want to go to Orange County for a stream?

[00:19:46] Yes or no?

[00:19:47] Yay or nay?

[00:19:49] It's up to you guys.

[00:19:51] Let me call Silky.

[00:19:52] I'm Deras.

[00:19:53] I wanna, I know we said this before.

[00:19:54] I want to do a day with Silky where we get to, um, we get to go to Orange County.

[00:19:59] Pairs?

[00:20:00] Snaps?

[00:20:01] Snaps?

[00:20:02] Snaps?

[00:20:03] I think it would be so much fun.

[00:20:04] I, I really want to go to him.

[00:20:05] I don't know if he's going to pick.

[00:20:06] Why am I calling Silky at 11.56 in the fucking morning?

[00:20:09] Am I fucking crazy?

[00:20:11] I will give the million subs to my chat if this dude picks up.

[00:20:14] Wait, what am I doing, bro?

[00:20:15] What am I doing?

[00:20:16] This guy's probably fucking sleeping.

[00:20:19] Holy shit, man.

[00:20:21] Yo, you know what I've noticed, by the way, I've been spitting everywhere.

[00:20:24] I'm deadass. I've been literally spitting everywhere.

[00:20:27] Ex-QC is richer. Just a daily reminder.

[00:20:30] Why are you typing that in my fucking chat?

[00:20:33] I don't fucking care, man. I don't care.

[00:20:36] Ooh! Wait, chat, is the Sidemen... is it happening?

[00:20:40] Or... or... or... or... or... or... or... or soon.

[00:20:43] Ooh! Two minutes!

[00:20:45] Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my fucking God!

[00:20:52] Um...

[00:20:59] Ulu!

[00:21:01] Run. Run. Run.

[00:21:52] Let's do this thing!

[00:22:22] LET'S FUCKING GO!

[00:22:24] Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!

[00:22:26] Green screen or no green screen chat, green screen or no green screen?

[00:22:30] Oh my god.

[00:22:32] Oh my god, I fucking lost.

[00:22:35] Green screen or no green screen!

[00:22:38] Oh my god!

[00:22:40] Oh my god!

[00:22:41] I'm fucking screaming.

[00:22:43] Oh my fucking god!

[00:22:45] Oh my god...

[00:22:46] It's time!

[00:22:47] IT'S TIME!

[00:22:52] Here we go!

[00:22:57] Oh my fucking god.

[00:23:02] It says Premiere will begin shortly.

[00:23:04] Holds, holds, holds.

[00:23:06] I know, I know, I know, I know.

[00:23:08] Hold on, ready?

[00:23:10] Holds.

[00:23:11] Outlaw!

[00:23:12] Outlaw, why can't I move my fucking camera, bro?

[00:23:20] Yo, yo, ALLO!

[00:23:26] Is it locked? No, it's just one!

[00:23:28] Look, it won't let me fucking move it!

[00:23:31] It won't let me move it!

[00:23:33] ALLO, fix it!

[00:23:35] How do I fix it?

[00:23:37] Dora!

[00:23:39] How do you- oh my god, I'm gonna move my camera, fuck it.

[00:23:43] Wait, what the fuck?

[00:23:46] Wait, wait, wait!

[00:23:47] Good.

[00:23:49] Come here, come here!

[00:23:51] Mini-benton!

[00:23:53] First pick me! Please!

[00:23:57] Got him!

[00:24:01] Oh my god, oh my god, it's time, Jerry!

[00:24:03] It's time to cut it down!

[00:24:05] Oh, look! It's like Emma!

[00:24:07] Come on bro, how do I fix it?

[00:24:34] Come on bro, how do I fix it? I will quickly. I'm gonna get first head, bro

[00:24:47] I can't fix it

[00:24:51] Actually, why doesn't it work out well? What do I do?

[00:24:53] What the fuck happened to my...

[00:25:00] No, it's like a lot.

[00:25:05] Fuck it, I mean, I'm just getting too mad.

[00:25:11] It's getting reset, OBS?

[00:25:14] Fuck it!

[00:25:15] I

[00:25:32] Lot it won't work out law. I'm just a floating fucking head

[00:25:41] Now as you know the most important pick

[00:25:45] And as I can guess that, we're going to do some football strategies.

[00:25:47] Take the gun!

[00:25:50] And delay the mine!

[00:25:51] That's where I'm going to go.

[00:25:53] I'm going to delay the mine.

[00:25:55] So we're all back to the football video.

[00:25:56] I'm going to go!

[00:25:59] Wait a minute!

[00:26:01] Oh, there we go, there we go.

[00:26:02] Perfect!

[00:26:03] Fairest, fairest, fairest, fairest, fairest.

[00:26:04] Hold on.

[00:26:05] There we go.

[00:26:07] We've got three rounds to decide who...

[00:26:09] Wait!

[00:26:10] Oh no, I'm banned.

[00:26:11] You just...

[00:26:12] First pick in the draft.

[00:26:13] First stop.

[00:26:14] The elimination penalty is lost team standing wins!

[00:26:17] Yeah!

[00:26:19] We just want you to know that if you do want to join, you can buckle.

[00:26:22] Yeah, look, if you was in the draft, right, we couldn't even pick you, bro.

[00:26:26] What are you doing?

[00:26:28] What's happening?

[00:26:30] Who wants to pick me?

[00:26:32] By the way, you are our latest penalty scorer, so you're up first.

[00:26:35] Allah!

[00:26:37] Fixed it! Why can't I move it?

[00:26:40] We could end up with like a stable renown.

[00:26:43] still better than josh sir yeah the same words at this point go on bro

[00:26:59] Oh

[00:27:29] No!

[00:27:31] Come on, come on, come on, come on.

[00:27:33] No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

[00:27:35] No!

[00:27:37] No!

[00:27:39] No!

[00:27:41] Oh, yeah, GG.

[00:27:43] What happened?

[00:27:45] What happened? What am I doing?

[00:27:47] Oh my god.

[00:27:49] Do you want to go?

[00:27:51] Yeah.

[00:27:53] Oh my god, oh my god.

[00:27:55] Oh my god.

[00:27:57] Fuck this out!

[00:28:04] Oh my god, Vik! Really cool!

[00:28:06] All I can do is hit crossbars!

[00:28:08] Yes!

[00:28:13] I even now don't be kind here bro, come on!

[00:28:15] He's being kind here!

[00:28:17] He's being kind here!

[00:28:19] Lock in, I need the light!

[00:28:25] There we go, there we go, now one more time!

[00:28:27] No, no, no, no, this chat, this chat, I'm putting it back to Aurore.

[00:28:31] Oh, my God, it's not working.

[00:28:33] Oh, my God!

[00:28:35] I was wrong, my man.

[00:28:38] A lot.

[00:28:39] To get the Zynga going.

[00:28:40] Aurore, put that big guy to sleep.

[00:28:42] Now, my God!

[00:28:43] Now, my God!

[00:28:44] Just me and you, mate.

[00:28:45] I don't have a great track record with penalties.

[00:28:48] Oh, we don't have Wembley anymore.

[00:28:51] Oh, my God.

[00:28:52] It's time to smash his son in the head.

[00:28:54] It's time to...

[00:28:56] Oh, yeah, yeah, tidy.

[00:28:58] Wait, wait, no chat.

[00:28:59] How do they determine who gets first?

[00:29:00] Go-Pros just said your mom.

[00:29:02] Go-Pros is going to get it.

[00:29:02] How do they determine?

[00:29:07] Good though, great.

[00:29:08] That was good.

[00:29:09] Go, Red Team.

[00:29:11] Hey, yo.

[00:29:13] I don't miss.

[00:29:14] I hear you.

[00:29:15] Get inside!

[00:29:16] Kick me first!

[00:29:20] Oh!

[00:29:21] Who is it?

[00:29:23] No, no, no.

[00:29:24] You're flying.

[00:29:25] We're not scored.

[00:29:27] We're not scored.

[00:29:29] You're dead!

[00:29:31] The nightmare!

[00:29:33] Josh, you actually have to score.

[00:29:35] Oh, yeah!

[00:29:37] We're out.

[00:29:39] I want the Chris and Deepic plate.

[00:29:43] Yes, yes.

[00:29:45] Oh, there's the whistle.

[00:29:47] Oh!

[00:29:49] We're done!

[00:29:51] We're done!

[00:29:53] We might have to go and talk and so it was for us if I've ever seen Simon do anything

[00:30:00] like it's a one versus four

[00:30:02] I'm not joking. I'll pay you 50 pounds to get back in

[00:30:09] I have a weird feeling chat. I'm actually gonna be first pick no troll

[00:30:15] Come on Hugh, you got this guy, come on Simon, come on!

[00:30:21] Oh my fuck!

[00:30:22] That was cold!

[00:30:25] Nice!

[00:30:26] No, no, no, no, no!

[00:30:28] That's a great shot!

[00:30:29] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

[00:30:36] This could get seriously done!

[00:30:37] 1v4, it's on bro!

[00:30:39] We're not brothers!

[00:30:40] If I don't score this, he's gonna kill me!

[00:30:42] I have it, let's put...

[00:30:44] No, no!

[00:30:45] He's here!

[00:30:46] Come on, bro!

[00:30:47] Penalty's not so adapted to it.

[00:30:48] We're in redacted.

[00:30:49] It's the open jacket as he runs up the kills.

[00:30:51] It's like a parachute.

[00:30:52] Come on.

[00:30:53] Oh, yeah!

[00:30:55] Oh, yeah.

[00:30:56] OK, come on.

[00:30:57] We can't laugh, bro.

[00:30:58] No, but I was too.

[00:30:59] We can't laugh.

[00:31:00] Let's get rid of one.

[00:31:01] No!

[00:31:02] We did it, bro!

[00:31:03] We did it!

[00:31:04] We did it!

[00:31:05] He's great.

[00:31:06] He's in the hard.

[00:31:07] He's a solid pen.

[00:31:08] We're out of here.

[00:31:09] He's the head of you there.

[00:31:10] I was a sacrifice.

[00:31:11] He's the head of you.

[00:31:12] You got them starving, look, they're scared now, bro.

[00:31:16] Harry, don't do what I did.

[00:31:17] Do not drag it.

[00:31:18] My favorite site, man.

[00:31:19] Do not drag it.

[00:31:20] It's quite easy.

[00:31:21] Low key is Minimitor or Toby.

[00:31:24] Oh, hit him.

[00:31:29] Oh, what the fuck?

[00:31:31] Ah!

[00:31:33] What was that?

[00:31:35] What was that?

[00:31:36] Oi, oi, oi.

[00:31:39] Holy shit, stop.

[00:31:40] Welcome bruh.

[00:31:41] Yeah, you're welcome to go up in the channel again.

[00:31:44] Come on Simon, come on!

[00:31:46] Come on!

[00:31:47] Vinnie Mugga!

[00:31:48] Fuck, ASU frat leader.

[00:31:50] Oh, this is bad.

[00:31:51] No, no, no.

[00:31:52] This I do.

[00:31:53] Black team's calls on fire.

[00:31:54] Right there.

[00:31:55] Watch for us.

[00:31:56] Oh!

[00:31:57] Oh!

[00:31:58] Oh!

[00:31:59] You missed this.

[00:32:00] You missed this bro.

[00:32:01] This is so big.

[00:32:02] Alright, give him out!

[00:32:03] Give him out!

[00:32:04] Give him out!

[00:32:05] I know you're a man of God, but give him out!

[00:32:06] What are you doing?

[00:32:07] He knocks me out!

[00:32:08] If he scores.

[00:32:09] Simon, I'm right now.

[00:32:11] Boom!

[00:32:12] Boom!

[00:32:13] Oh, my God, it's over there!

[00:32:14] Oh, my God!

[00:32:15] Oh, my God!

[00:32:16] Oh, my God!

[00:32:17] Oh, my God!

[00:32:18] Oh, my God!

[00:32:19] Yeah!

[00:32:20] Yeah!

[00:32:21] Yeah!

[00:32:22] He's leading, man!

[00:32:23] Yeah!

[00:32:24] Yeah!

[00:32:25] Oh, my goodness!

[00:32:26] Yes, Red Team.

[00:32:27] Right, the one down.

[00:32:28] Yeah.

[00:32:29] The big game, guys.

[00:32:30] One new.

[00:32:31] One new.

[00:32:32] That's a good start.

[00:32:33] Okay, okay.

[00:32:34] Okay, team, you guys, kick.

[00:32:35] Wait, how are we?

[00:32:36] Do it, do it, do it.

[00:32:37] Ah!

[00:32:38] So confused, somebody explain this to a video like me.

[00:32:40] I don't ever want to be a good loser, bro.

[00:32:42] Who the fuck likes losing?

[00:32:48] One nil, that is.

[00:32:50] Crossbar challenge, faster three.

[00:32:58] Dude, you know what I noticed about practicing football recently?

[00:33:01] Is hitting the crossbar is low key pretty easy.

[00:33:04] I'm going to do a first try like that.

[00:33:06] He's gonna do the thing. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

[00:33:09] Oh my god. Oh my god.

[00:33:11] Oh my god.

[00:33:13] That's not too good.

[00:33:15] Yo, Ethan's kind of like me, bro.

[00:33:18] We both used to be pretty fat. We both lost so much weight.

[00:33:21] He looks great, bro. We look great. We actually look great.

[00:33:25] And often, I get cross.

[00:33:27] Oh.

[00:33:30] Wow, guys! Top names!

[00:33:33] You gotta take care of the

[00:33:35] Who's going to do the thing?

[00:33:37] I'm going to do the thing

[00:33:39] I'm going to do the thing

[00:33:41] I'm going to do the thing

[00:33:43] That's what I heard

[00:33:45] You know what, the K in KSI stands for

[00:33:47] Crossbar

[00:33:49] Crossbar spelling

[00:33:51] That's on

[00:33:53] Oh

[00:33:55] I'm gonna ask what happened to KSI

[00:33:57] He's actually dog shit of fucking fucker

[00:33:59] He's actually dog shit of

[00:34:01] like dead dead serious what happened to this guy

[00:34:04] he's actually no he's actually watched no troll

[00:34:09] that guy is so garbage it's insane

[00:34:13] why are they screaming boner what is going on

[00:34:18] maybe he's saying you can't kick it

[00:34:21] no more

[00:34:23] oh he's feeling it

[00:34:25] where you got where you got

[00:34:27] Jack, my computer is a quack.

[00:34:30] He's coming for your friend!

[00:34:33] Right to mark, right to mark, right to mark.

[00:34:36] Wow!

[00:34:39] So for anyone who doesn't understand, me too, I don't really understand.

[00:34:43] So basically they're doing challenges and then they're choosing the draft, is that correct?

[00:34:47] No, no, no.

[00:34:48] Me too.

[00:34:49] Time and time.

[00:34:51] That was the crossbar.

[00:34:52] You use it.

[00:34:54] Then it will be me.

[00:34:55] How many challenges are they doing?

[00:34:56] And then that's too

[00:35:09] He has to go

[00:35:18] Wow

[00:35:56] I'm not kidding. When you get good at football, it's low key kind of fun facts or no

[00:36:00] It's low key fun. It's fun. Like I started like kicking the ball and it's been mad fun

[00:36:07] It's been mad fun

[00:36:09] These guys suck chat. I gotta turn on the AC. Okay, everyone just hold for one second. I'm turning on my AC

[00:36:15] No, this is not pre-recorded

[00:36:17] Come on, come on, come on!

[00:36:19] Who would not ride fucking now?

[00:36:21] You dog, I'm gonna hold ground safe.

[00:36:23] Oh, what did you buy?

[00:36:25] I'm not making, I'm not doing anything.

[00:36:27] I just put them on my seat.

[00:36:29] I did the same dog!

[00:36:31] Yes!

[00:36:33] KSI, you need to actually quit.

[00:36:35] I'm dead out in the fucking...

[00:36:37] You are fucking dog shit at footy.

[00:36:39] Out of hands!

[00:36:41] Yo, why is Marlon in his car outside?

[00:36:43] I can open the door.

[00:36:45] I didn't even try to text me!

[00:36:50] We're washed!

[00:36:52] We're washed!

[00:36:53] Bro, what is he doing?

[00:36:58] Not...

[00:36:59] Yeah.

[00:37:01] He's all well and good doing bad stars now!

[00:37:03] This is always the plan!

[00:37:05] Yeah, totally, we're totally planning.

[00:37:08] Yes!

[00:37:09] Yes!

[00:37:10] No!

[00:37:11] Hold on now!

[00:37:12] Hold on now!

[00:37:13] God, can I, can I?

[00:37:15] Shoot, Gary?

[00:37:15] Can I just smash it?

[00:37:16] You can just smash it.

[00:37:18] Yeah, push me, smash it.

[00:37:18] Oh yeah, lay me up, lay me up, lay me up.

[00:37:20] Oh, shit.

[00:37:21] Shit.

[00:37:22] Oh!

[00:37:23] Oh!

[00:37:25] Oh!

[00:37:26] Would have been a fake shot.

[00:37:27] Oh!

[00:37:28] Oh!

[00:37:29] Oh!

[00:37:30] Oh!

[00:37:31] You've only happened three years, you hit it.

[00:37:32] Oh!

[00:37:33] Oh!

[00:37:34] Oh, mate!

[00:37:35] Oh, man!

[00:37:36] Oh!

[00:37:37] We have to do something cool as well.

[00:37:38] Oh!

[00:37:39] We can't repeat it.

[00:37:40] Are you ready for the best crossbar ever?

[00:37:41] Oh, yeah.

[00:37:42] I don't know why these guys aren't trying hard for this because whoever gets first pick gets to choose me first

[00:37:59] So I'm so confused on why they're not trying hard

[00:38:07] Yeah

[00:38:12] Oh

[00:38:23] Fucking Nathaniel Jones

[00:38:42] Oh my God, no!

[00:38:56] Phone alarm!

[00:38:58] standards

[00:39:09] The first team to score from each points win

[00:39:22] First up it's the impossible angle

[00:39:39] Guys I'm not delayed shut up

[00:39:43] Nice try nice try nice try

[00:39:46] Enti chat Enti Enti

[00:39:48] I can name about three different metal conditions

[00:39:50] I reckon his left knee gives him a miss

[00:39:53] Wow

[00:39:55] He hit it so hard that fire came out did anyone see that?

[00:39:59] Maybe not for that

[00:40:01] Maybe not for that time

[00:40:03] Good bull strike on that line

[00:40:05] Oh what a find it

[00:40:07] You kick the bull like someone from Essex

[00:40:09] I'm not gonna do it.

[00:40:10] Bro kicks the ball like an iPad kid.

[00:40:12] I'm gonna do it.

[00:40:13] I'm gonna just take the relationship.

[00:40:15] Strike through it.

[00:40:16] Just as hard as you can, bro.

[00:40:18] Oh, oh, oh.

[00:40:19] I'm telling you what.

[00:40:20] It's a fair though.

[00:40:21] What the fuck was that shot?

[00:40:22] I'm telling you what.

[00:40:23] It's a fair though.

[00:40:24] It's a fair though.

[00:40:25] It's a power this.

[00:40:26] I don't think Jayden can get that far.

[00:40:27] I don't think Jayden can get that far.

[00:40:28] Jayden, you got that far to say no.

[00:40:29] Go on, Jayden.

[00:40:30] Jayden, you are dog shit.

[00:40:31] I'm gonna go on my face.

[00:40:32] No, you're dog shit.

[00:40:33] No, you're dog shit.

[00:40:34] Oh, look at this.

[00:40:35] Fuck!

[00:40:36] Oh

[00:40:38] This he doesn't run out in here like 90 degree

[00:40:42] I know you think it works. I don't think it works. He works for him. He does the 90 degree

[00:40:53] Wow, sirs in my trousers, that's looking kind of groom me like a flower that was fucking nice. Oh, I can't sigh

[00:41:01] prove your haters wrong I don't believe you know it it's not possible

[00:41:09] oh yeah oh I feel like a toddler in this chat

[00:41:20] Come on, Toby, go on.

[00:41:22] You only have one sleeve.

[00:41:23] I only need one sleeve.

[00:41:24] It's a cool look.

[00:41:25] No, it's trying to be like this.

[00:41:26] It's trying to be cool.

[00:41:27] It's trying to be like this.

[00:41:28] Toby, teach me.

[00:41:29] Come on, Toby.

[00:41:30] Teach your toads.

[00:41:31] I only have one sleeve.

[00:41:32] One sleeve.

[00:41:33] One sleeve.

[00:41:34] Well, we give it your call.

[00:41:36] Just!

[00:41:37] Oh!

[00:41:38] Oh, my gaze.

[00:41:40] I'm a street baller.

[00:41:42] What do you mean by baller?

[00:41:45] Oh, my gosh.

[00:41:47] Come on, come on, come on, keep your foot away.

[00:41:50] Come on, Joe, be lucky.

[00:41:51] Come on, block it, block it, block it.

[00:41:53] Come on, sleep.

[00:41:54] Shut up, please.

[00:41:56] You can't deal with him.

[00:41:57] How are you going to deal with him?

[00:41:58] Oh my god.

[00:42:00] Oh my god.

[00:42:02] Oh my god.

[00:42:04] Oh my god.

[00:42:05] You really mugged him.

[00:42:06] I threw the beef out of him and he's the best.

[00:42:09] Hey, that's off target.

[00:42:12] My new anime, One Sleep, is just a fucking game.

[00:42:15] man versus one sleeve man versus one sleeve the name new anime series coming

[00:42:19] live bloody okay so I give it up I'm dead nobody wants to watch you try to hit

[00:42:24] this fucking ball score you don't know how to kick a fucking football oh yes

[00:42:32] he has done a good job I told you end it please I'll try I'm telling you he

[00:42:36] actually can't no I'm not gonna be had it's good yeah he's actually washed

[00:42:41] Oh

[00:43:02] Touch and shoot that's the block Simon. Let's end this quickly

[00:43:11] Classic

[00:43:15] Rob get us I've get us been practicing this every single day to touch and shoot I'm ready

[00:43:19] Thank you tap little tap. Oh bad. Okay. That's bad touches. I'll touch. I'll touch. Oh my days

[00:43:26] What was that?

[00:43:32] No, no, no, no these guys don't know how to play footy bro Simon show

[00:43:41] actual cheese

[00:43:43] that's actually super cheese

[00:43:45] wait that's actually cheese

[00:43:47] wait that's actually cheese

[00:43:49] what the fuck is that

[00:43:55] you can see the vision at least

[00:43:57] i'm not keen on you trying to be funny chat

[00:43:59] am i better than some of them

[00:44:01] deras

[00:44:03] they don't know how to talk

[00:44:05] i want you to abuse the side net in top

[00:44:07] oh this is a bad

[00:44:39] the voice clip of us going, oh no, he's in the box and he happens every time.

[00:44:43] He's just the soundboarder.

[00:44:44] At least the exact same little joke.

[00:44:46] Something unpredictable.

[00:44:48] I hope you have your time.

[00:44:50] I hope you have the time of your life.

[00:44:54] Nice!

[00:44:55] Top 10!

[00:44:57] Oh!

[00:44:59] No!

[00:45:00] Oh no!

[00:45:02] Suck on!

[00:45:04] Da-da-da-da-da!

[00:45:06] Da-da-da-da-da!

[00:45:08] No, no, no, no!

[00:45:09] No, no, no, no!

[00:45:10] No, no, no, no!

[00:45:11] No, no, no, no, no!

[00:45:12] I didn't want all!

[00:45:13] I didn't want all!

[00:45:14] I didn't want all!

[00:45:15] It's amazing!

[00:45:16] We're now we've opened the frontiers!

[00:45:17] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

[00:45:18] All right, so beside the winners of the shooting segment, we have got Volley's.

[00:45:21] Volley's is my first chance.

[00:45:22] I'm not going to lie, Chad.

[00:45:23] I don't know how to lose to your Volley.

[00:45:24] I'll get it.

[00:45:25] I need this!

[00:45:26] Yeah.

[00:45:27] You're not going to lose!

[00:45:28] Oh my god, JJ!

[00:45:29] Is that your print?

[00:45:30] I don't even want to be that guy!

[00:45:31] Can anyone see that?

[00:45:32] I don't know what to do.

[00:45:33] I don't even want to be that guy, anyone see that fucking hammer!

[00:45:39] Please, oh please Vikkstar, please!

[00:45:42] Yes! Yes!

[00:45:44] What the fuck is that?

[00:45:46] I see why they call you the Nightmare, darling!

[00:45:50] Fuck it, man.

[00:45:51] Who's bouncing on it?

[00:45:52] I pooped that!

[00:45:53] That was actually really good, that was a good one.

[00:45:55] Yeah, you ain't got no movement.

[00:45:57] Fuck your name.

[00:45:58] You're not seeing enough movement.

[00:45:59] Better stack than you think, mate.

[00:46:00] He's probably, this is probably, he's probably care.

[00:46:04] Yeah, I love that.

[00:46:05] Wait, Chad, who's the best footballer out of all the time?

[00:46:08] Yeah, he's not himself.

[00:46:10] It's gotta be like Toby, no?

[00:46:12] I don't wanna see a couple, no happening.

[00:46:15] I was just saying, like Toby.

[00:46:16] He's not even here.

[00:46:16] Oh, no.

[00:46:17] Oh, brother, what happened, Harry?

[00:46:20] Oh, my God, Simon, this is it.

[00:46:24] You're gonna do it.

[00:46:26] Oh, no, my God.

[00:46:27] Oh, boy, it's dinner.

[00:46:28] Oh, yeah!

[00:46:30] Hey, can I get a BC clip though?

[00:46:32] I don't know, I don't know, Chad.

[00:46:34] How did that get on my screen, bro?

[00:46:36] I swear if you want it!

[00:46:38] Oh, here it is.

[00:46:40] What the fuck? No!

[00:46:42] No!

[00:46:44] Hey, Harry, did you stream?

[00:46:46] He's going in!

[00:46:48] Wow.

[00:46:50] Toby is low key, like.

[00:46:52] How far was it?

[00:46:54] I thought that was in.

[00:46:56] fuck is that man I'm gonna click the fuck stop stop putting KSI on the fucking

[00:47:04] screen bro you're losing attention man please have the door open please

[00:47:09] You're more than 5 gifted.

[00:47:11] You know what, the best thing is when someone doesn't know how they did it, he turned him

[00:47:16] around and he goes, he did it just so you couldn't believe it.

[00:47:20] Where's Josh?

[00:47:21] Hold on, I'm texting Marlin.

[00:47:22] I just both handed it.

[00:47:23] Oi, yeah!

[00:47:24] They're not on my phone, shut up.

[00:47:27] Another clip, guy.

[00:47:28] Tell you what, this red team, shit.

[00:47:30] Someone's been doing problems.

[00:47:31] This is that YouTube magic right here.

[00:47:33] Oh no.

[00:47:34] Thank you to 5 gifted Marlin.

[00:47:35] Marlin, check your chest.

[00:47:37] Check the chat

[00:47:43] Genuinely, I could put on the back of the net. It's something I'm predictable

[00:47:50] What the fuck you're trying to tell me that I'm not better than these guys

[00:47:55] I'm going to go open the door. Everyone hold.

[00:48:02] I'm going to get trapped in.

[00:48:04] Are we going to start?

[00:48:06] By the way, it really doesn't help taking one attempt of waiting.

[00:48:10] Why are you there?

[00:48:13] Why are you there?

[00:48:15] So what, when I'm going to start here, read the flight of the ball.

[00:48:19] Did I get trapped in?

[00:48:22] Did I get trapped in?

[00:48:24] You're so slow to move.

[00:48:29] No.

[00:48:30] Oh yeah, that's the one it is.

[00:48:32] Why are you guys typing goop in my chat, bro?

[00:48:34] I cannot play it.

[00:48:35] I cannot play it.

[00:48:36] Oh!

[00:48:37] I'm done.

[00:48:38] Fuck it.

[00:48:39] No, you might have to play center back, bro.

[00:48:40] Get ready.

[00:48:41] Hold on tight.

[00:48:42] You ready to do it.

[00:48:43] Come on, Joshua.

[00:48:44] Come on, Joshua.

[00:48:46] What the fuck is this, bro?

[00:48:48] Wait, chat.

[00:48:49] So can someone explain to me what a volley is?

[00:48:50] It basically, when you hit it in the air,

[00:48:52] So off the bat you just gotta shoot it? What a classic segment. Who used to watch this back in the day, jump on me.

[00:49:08] Wow, they're getting old man. They're just getting old.

[00:49:18] Wait

[00:49:48] Yeah, that's inside. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:49:52] Grace in one time. Yes.

[00:49:56] You know, he reminds me of me when I shoot.

[00:49:59] Oh, holy transition. Wait, actual good time.

[00:50:03] We obviously won. Yes. So we get the first pick.

[00:50:07] Chris, Chris. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[00:50:09] Out of the honkers.

[00:50:11] By what? It's the responsible.

[00:50:14] Yeah, yeah.

[00:50:16] We're not through. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:50:18] Gings? Mentioned for Gings?

[00:50:20] That's not a part of that.

[00:50:22] You've got to get one of the two of them.

[00:50:24] I think we need something in the midfield.

[00:50:26] Sabre!

[00:50:27] Stability in the core.

[00:50:28] I think it's obvious. Yeah.

[00:50:30] Okay.

[00:50:31] Big moment there.

[00:50:33] This is an honour, you know.

[00:50:35] Yeah, this is the first pick.

[00:50:37] Our first pick. The side of NFC.

[00:50:40] The side of N charity match.

[00:50:42] 226.

[00:50:43] Sabre!

[00:50:44] No, it's locked. It's locked. It's locked. It's locked in lock in. Okay, okay, okay.

[00:50:57] He just sweated. He just made it to the generation.

[00:51:02] He said for the midfield. You recommended for the midfield.

[00:51:05] We can take Chris.

[00:51:06] Oh my god.

[00:51:07] Why is no one talking about me?

[00:51:09] We did everything we did today for that.

[00:51:11] You are bastard.

[00:51:13] OK, I know.

[00:51:14] Just cheer you, bro.

[00:51:14] You are actual bastards.

[00:51:16] There's one issue that I'd like to know.

[00:51:18] They call Jinx the poster.

[00:51:21] Why?

[00:51:22] Because he always delivers.

[00:51:24] Wait, why are they talking about me?

[00:51:26] Yeah, well, we'll get to the run in the field for us.

[00:51:28] Lacey and Devin, you know, you're not saying that.

[00:51:30] You ain't saying that.

[00:51:31] Lacey before me!

[00:51:34] Yeah, but every single time Chris plays, it's like, oh, my knees, my knees.

[00:51:38] I like the youth, you know what to do.

[00:51:40] Yeah, okay, okay, all right.

[00:51:42] Come on, that was a very bad pick, boys.

[00:51:45] You have, congratulations.

[00:51:47] You played this game.

[00:51:48] Way too much, Dave.

[00:51:50] All right, well, after that very interesting pick from Sidemen FC,

[00:51:55] we have deliberated and decided to pick the postman.

[00:52:01] Sting!

[00:52:01] The Ginger Beast!

[00:52:02] Ooh!

[00:52:03] Okay.

[00:52:03] I can live without all right.

[00:52:08] Get up there quick, get up there quick.

[00:52:12] You boys didn't throw again, did you?

[00:52:14] We'll be back.

[00:52:15] It won't be Joe.

[00:52:16] It will be so funny.

[00:52:16] I'll tell you what, I'll be confused here, guys.

[00:52:18] It's gone on.

[00:52:19] Oh, man.

[00:52:21] There's a bird kick.

[00:52:22] Come on, Toby.

[00:52:23] 20-26.

[00:52:24] That's the set!

[00:52:26] Steve!

[00:52:27] I'm going to see.

[00:52:28] Yes!

[00:52:29] Christopher MB.

[00:52:30] Yes, OK.

[00:52:31] I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'm looking at the board

[00:52:40] It makes sense. It does make a lot of sense. I'm telling you

[00:52:44] Yeah, and they don't take the other we take him as well. I like it and and we don't have a situation with you

[00:52:53] We should get some content in there

[00:52:56] Do we go gold?

[00:52:58] He's got the colours.

[00:53:00] You're taking him?

[00:53:01] Okay.

[00:53:02] Go slow, go.

[00:53:06] For our next pick...

[00:53:07] Come on, Simon.

[00:53:08] We're choosing Man of the Match.

[00:53:12] My worst nightmare.

[00:53:13] Oh, come on.

[00:53:14] Such a good shout.

[00:53:15] Yes!

[00:53:16] Felt free, felt free.

[00:53:17] Yes!

[00:53:18] He can't be ranked three now.

[00:53:18] He's in my team.

[00:53:19] Oh.

[00:53:20] We are choosing...

[00:53:22] Sketch!

[00:53:23] Bad!

[00:53:24] Actually, bad!

[00:53:25] Booze!

[00:53:25] He's bad!

[00:53:26] So I don't know who you are planning on picking, but I would secure

[00:53:35] Look at the lost one

[00:53:37] Biggest pose look at them. I will tell you

[00:53:44] Oh, I'm not seeing it. No, no, no goalie that there's no other goalie. There's only one so you're gonna go

[00:53:56] What the fuck are you doing?

[00:53:58] We avoid trying to get him

[00:54:00] What?

[00:54:01] I don't want to

[00:54:03] What?

[00:54:04] Ron is our last, like he's not a pick

[00:54:06] Yeah

[00:54:07] The only way we get Ron is if we get stuck with him

[00:54:09] What the fuck?

[00:54:11] I've watched myself, I've watched my goal

[00:54:13] What the fuck is that?

[00:54:15] We need to just secure this

[00:54:17] Are you there?

[00:54:18] The next pick, the fifth pick I believe

[00:54:20] We'll take our goalkeeper, XQC

[00:54:23] No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no.

[00:54:27] No no no no no no no no.

[00:54:29] It's has to be a joke right.

[00:54:32] It's has to be a something.

[00:54:33] I think you want to do it.

[00:54:34] I think yeah.

[00:54:35] Yeah you're doing it right.

[00:54:36] Brother brother brother brother brother.

[00:54:37] Brother.

[00:54:38] Brother.

[00:54:39] Son.

[00:54:40] Neal.

[00:54:41] What the fuck do we need?

[00:54:42] That's our.

[00:54:44] Yeah.

[00:54:44] What a two time goal score now.

[00:54:46] Yeah.

[00:54:47] See it I'm good.

[00:54:48] So the next YouTube All-Stars pick.

[00:54:50] This man is not a member of staff good

[00:54:57] Who's the boss

[00:54:59] I'm not watching inside just to see Marlin flirt with every single fucking girl get off of my screen

[00:55:54] She's good.

[00:55:55] Yeah.

[00:55:55] She's not real, what's her point either?

[00:55:57] Wait, you're actually saying that?

[00:55:58] She's got some-

[00:55:59] Wait, you're actually not dead ass!

[00:56:00] You're actually not dead ass!

[00:56:03] It's quite ugly.

[00:56:05] Do you know what?

[00:56:06] I think she's like-

[00:56:07] She's just fucking-

[00:56:09] What do you want?

[00:56:11] I think-

[00:56:12] She was just-

[00:56:13] I'm just so against some females.

[00:56:15] I think we-

[00:56:16] We should go for one of the-

[00:56:17] No, I'm not joking.

[00:56:18] That's fucking-

[00:56:19] I'm not joking.

[00:56:20] I'm not joking.

[00:56:21] What is that?

[00:56:22] Also,

[00:56:23] I like him.

[00:56:24] I like him.

[00:56:25] Can you play football?

[00:56:27] He was like a little me in my cellar.

[00:56:29] Boys, boys, what about?

[00:56:31] What about?

[00:56:32] Come on, he scored.

[00:56:33] Right.

[00:56:34] That's what I said as well.

[00:56:35] I got this.

[00:56:37] I'd get some goals in.

[00:56:38] I don't hate that.

[00:56:39] I don't hate that.

[00:56:40] I don't hate that.

[00:56:41] PORON!

[00:56:42] Where's your tie?

[00:56:45] Oh, cringe, mate.

[00:56:47] He's still wearing a shirt.

[00:56:48] Next up for Side Man FC,

[00:56:51] A composed player, a previous goal scorer.

[00:56:54] It is Nico Omelano.

[00:56:57] Thank you.

[00:56:59] I forgot the chair now, yeah?

[00:57:00] What's going on?

[00:57:01] Yeah, yeah, okay, cool.

[00:57:02] It's done.

[00:57:03] You want to see more?

[00:57:04] Woo!

[00:57:05] Any more?

[00:57:06] Yeah, they just put the dink right, Nico.

[00:57:08] I know he's a beta scorer, but come on.

[00:57:11] I don't think it's like that.

[00:57:12] I don't think it's like going a bit.

[00:57:14] I smell another blank coming.

[00:57:15] Yeah, I smell another blank coming.

[00:57:17] We're jinxed at the back.

[00:57:18] Please.

[00:57:19] Please.

[00:57:20] Nicko schools his kids in the house.

[00:57:22] Just get placed.

[00:57:23] Please.

[00:57:24] You know too.

[00:57:25] Yeah, I...

[00:57:26] Tell him how it was.

[00:57:27] Please, please.

[00:57:28] It's coming out of your mouth.

[00:57:29] I see beer right here.

[00:57:30] It was all jokes, bro.

[00:57:31] Just turned around and I thought, no, that's just a dog.

[00:57:33] Please.

[00:57:34] Okay.

[00:57:35] Yes.

[00:57:36] He doesn't...

[00:57:37] Okay.

[00:57:38] Come on.

[00:57:39] Interesting picks.

[00:57:40] The only one I'd say I'm impressed with...

[00:57:42] the words.

[00:57:43] Which one?

[00:57:44] The only one I can say I'm impressed with is Chris Samedi.

[00:57:48] Not your brother.

[00:57:49] No, your brother's not a judge, JJ.

[00:57:51] Not a judge, JJ.

[00:57:52] Leave him alone!

[00:57:53] Everyone else that you picked stinks.

[00:57:56] Yeah.

[00:57:57] And what you're good at picking up...

[00:57:58] And what...

[00:57:59] No comment.

[00:58:01] It's fine.

[00:58:03] Got him.

[00:58:06] Boys, let's be honest.

[00:58:09] Our team is pretty ugly.

[00:58:11] Jesus, it is.

[00:58:13] We are intruding us.

[00:58:15] We need the females to be cheering us every time we pass the ball, every time we score, we need to hear them SCREAM!

[00:58:25] YES!

[00:58:27] And that is why we brought a good looking man, a dancer.

[00:58:33] What the fuck was that?

[00:58:36] What happened?

[00:58:37] Are you alright?

[00:58:38] Are you a spark?

[00:58:39] What happened?

[00:58:41] What happened?

[00:58:42] I'm actually in a little bit of dismay with this.

[00:58:44] He's so young here!

[00:58:45] What happened?

[00:58:46] It just about flashbangs my day in the world.

[00:58:49] I'm going, uh, we picked George Clark.

[00:58:51] That's a good card.

[00:58:55] It's just like, look here, he made me bark.

[00:58:57] I know, I mean, he made me bark.

[00:58:59] I'm between, I'm between the eye of a dude.

[00:59:01] Do you want to count on that with this?

[00:59:03] Yeah, yeah.

[00:59:04] Do you want to count on that with that?

[00:59:05] Yeah.

[00:59:06] Yeah.

[00:59:07] Yeah.

[00:59:08] Yeah.

[00:59:09] Yeah, yeah.

[00:59:10] Yeah, yeah.

[00:59:11] Yeah, yeah.

[00:59:12] I like their angle of like getting to his cheerfuse.

[00:59:15] Yeah, I'm not going to lie.

[00:59:17] I think we just keep mocking them and we take them.

[00:59:20] Mogging them.

[00:59:20] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:59:22] Just mocking the people.

[00:59:23] We need to.

[00:59:24] Yeah, hold your breath.

[00:59:25] Yeah.

[00:59:29] Damn, you're still holding your breath.

[00:59:33] That is the best way to get with the hiccups.

[00:59:36] Okay, tough.

[00:59:40] Well, I like that.

[00:59:42] That strategy.

[00:59:42] Oh, God, I don't get it.

[00:59:44] I don't get it.

[00:59:44] It's like one user in my chat now.

[00:59:47] I don't get it now.

[00:59:48] Don't do that.

[00:59:49] Oh, and now go with it.

[00:59:50] Go with it.

[00:59:51] Go with it.

[00:59:52] We need cheering.

[00:59:53] We need cheering.

[00:59:54] All right, yeah.

[00:59:55] We passed it.

[00:59:56] Can I get one butter chicken with rice, like please?

[00:59:58] Is it intelligent?

[00:59:59] Ah, IQ.

[01:00:00] Please.

[01:00:01] We're going for Arthur TV.

[01:00:04] Woo!

[01:00:05] Yeah!

[01:00:06] Wait, I'm actually going to be last hit.

[01:00:08] Not as much of a cheer as you're doing.

[01:00:10] We're going to add to the best mullet of the match.

[01:00:39] She pointed at it.

[01:00:40] Laserbeam.

[01:00:41] We're going to have the second-best mullet of the match.

[01:00:44] Oh.

[01:00:46] Oh, I know.

[01:00:47] Girls of shit.

[01:00:51] And that's the second choose.

[01:00:53] Batch.

[01:00:54] Yeah!

[01:00:56] Yeah!

[01:00:57] I've achieved my level!

[01:00:58] No problem, baby.

[01:00:59] Nah, you're not on something.

[01:01:01] What a shame.

[01:01:01] What's going on?

[01:01:02] That's why you choose me, man.

[01:01:04] We've done it.

[01:01:04] Yeah, we've done it.

[01:01:05] Oh, shit.

[01:01:07] Um, we need to work on this boys.

[01:01:10] I'm gonna say it back.

[01:01:11] We need to work on this.

[01:01:12] I'm actually gonna get banned.

[01:01:13] I'm actually gonna get banned.

[01:01:14] Who's the best left?

[01:01:15] Who's the best player there left?

[01:01:16] I'm gonna get banned.

[01:01:17] I'm gonna get banned.

[01:01:18] Oh, yeah, like actually, I think I actually could be better.

[01:01:23] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:01:24] I think it's Asia.

[01:01:25] I think it's Asia.

[01:01:26] That second row has got infinitely better.

[01:01:28] No way.

[01:01:29] What the fuck is this?

[01:01:30] I would have.

[01:01:31] I would have.

[01:01:32] I would have.

[01:01:33] I would have.

[01:01:34] I would have.

[01:01:35] I would have.

[01:01:36] I would have.

[01:01:37] I'm so confused.

[01:01:39] Wait, I'm so confused.

[01:01:41] Is this like a...

[01:01:43] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:01:45] The fender on top.

[01:01:47] Oh, yeah, yeah.

[01:01:49] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:01:51] Did they take me as a fucking joke?

[01:01:53] No, you need to stop with this.

[01:01:55] You're in big trouble.

[01:01:57] Boys, we all get into the dregs.

[01:01:59] Wait, what?

[01:02:01] Speaking of dregs.

[01:02:03] There's one man here that likes dregs.

[01:02:05] Greg's? I like Greg's, what's Greg's?

[01:02:07] Yeah, me as well.

[01:02:08] Yeah, you like him, but not as much as him, I think.

[01:02:10] You're like Chester.

[01:02:11] Do you think Chester's good?

[01:02:12] He... I've got insider info.

[01:02:15] He was at Spurs Academy when he was young.

[01:02:16] He's enough, man. He weighs 17 hundred pounds.

[01:02:18] Who's he talking about?

[01:02:20] That's a good point.

[01:02:21] But the techniques still exist somewhere.

[01:02:22] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[01:02:23] So, why did he get big, then?

[01:02:26] Well, what he does...

[01:02:27] He's not talking about me.

[01:02:28] ...is he goes to the shop and buys things and eats them.

[01:02:30] Yeah, he doesn't.

[01:02:31] And he doesn't stop.

[01:02:32] He doesn't actually like God.

[01:02:33] I haven't got a friend of mine.

[01:02:37] What's his... oh.

[01:02:41] Yeah, say a level, say a level, yeah.

[01:02:44] Any time today, boys.

[01:02:46] Alright.

[01:02:47] Football is a game of tactics.

[01:02:49] Toby, my brother!

[01:02:50] Some good ball movement is necessary.

[01:02:52] One choose, but one thing in particular that I love.

[01:02:55] Triangles.

[01:02:57] And with the 11th pick.

[01:03:00] Oh yes.

[01:03:01] of the Sidemen drafts, AJ Shabil.

[01:03:05] Yes!

[01:03:06] Damn, I like this!

[01:03:08] I told you!

[01:03:09] What the fuck, man?

[01:03:10] I like this.

[01:03:11] I like the way they look at this.

[01:03:12] What is this, man?

[01:03:13] What is this?

[01:03:14] I'll do it.

[01:03:15] Wait, wait, wait.

[01:03:16] He's doing it.

[01:03:17] All right, what's voice?

[01:03:18] What's this?

[01:03:19] Big one here.

[01:03:20] Massive one.

[01:03:21] It's a big one.

[01:03:23] The next pick for the YouTube All-Stars team.

[01:03:26] He once played at the Spurs Academy.

[01:03:28] Then ate it.

[01:03:29] It's Chazza!

[01:03:31] Yeah, I'm gonna give you an explanation.

[01:03:33] You're running low on players.

[01:03:35] Yeah, we're running low on fucking players.

[01:03:37] So I'll do it, yeah?

[01:03:38] Yeah, do it, Tom. Do it, Tom.

[01:03:40] All right, watch this one.

[01:03:42] All right.

[01:03:44] We actually, we're all a bit older knackers.

[01:03:46] So we are in the need of athletic ability, yes.

[01:03:51] Someone take acrobatic ability.

[01:03:53] Ooh.

[01:03:54] Ooh.

[01:03:55] We're all a bit older knackers.

[01:03:57] Yes, someone's a acrobatic ability.

[01:04:00] Oh, I have seen this man do a butchkin kick.

[01:04:03] Oh, no.

[01:04:04] So we're going to break it.

[01:04:06] I think you just did a bicycle break.

[01:04:08] He's not too late to change your mind.

[01:04:09] We got one of them in Lacey.

[01:04:11] No.

[01:04:12] What?

[01:04:13] Hello.

[01:04:14] Where's the one?

[01:04:16] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[01:04:26] No, no, no, no.

[01:04:28] Yeah, we're going to die, history, don't worry.

[01:04:30] All right.

[01:04:31] Do it.

[01:04:31] Mm.

[01:04:33] Man eats whole team.

[01:04:36] Hey, remember, you do this.

[01:04:38] I do do this.

[01:04:39] What do you do?

[01:04:40] Ladies and gentlemen, oh, we've got a pic today.

[01:04:44] Oh.

[01:04:44] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:04:47] Oh.

[01:04:48] What, all of us?

[01:04:49] No, but I mentioned this man.

[01:04:52] Oh, all the senioritas are going to be squaring

[01:04:55] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[01:04:57] Didn't like that.

[01:04:58] I really liked that.

[01:04:59] Ha ha ha ha.

[01:05:00] Don't boo, don't boo, don't boo.

[01:05:02] Yeah, but they're no Senoritos.

[01:05:04] That's why.

[01:05:05] Yes.

[01:05:06] Can we change topic?

[01:05:07] No, this man has the whole of the Spanish market in his hands.

[01:05:14] Oh.

[01:05:15] Mi papá, mi tocá, mi amigo.

[01:05:17] Oh no, Ibai.

[01:05:18] Yeah.

[01:05:21] He said hello and bye.

[01:05:23] Hello and bye.

[01:05:25] Hello and bye.

[01:05:27] By the way,

[01:05:29] don't know if you can play football.

[01:05:31] Vikkstar, what you think?

[01:05:33] Is there not a faceless player

[01:05:35] on the board?

[01:05:37] Yes.

[01:05:39] Actually, no.

[01:05:41] I think they've met him.

[01:05:43] Is he alright?

[01:05:45] Is he good?

[01:05:47] Your attitude is a dude who's not even on the board.

[01:05:49] You don't know who he is.

[01:05:51] He's just cool and they said inside the training

[01:06:04] On the board there's a mystery player now we all know

[01:06:12] I'm completely overlooked him we'll take the mystery player

[01:06:21] That's actually a great shout.

[01:06:23] I wonder who it is, bro.

[01:06:24] She had the most of our faces.

[01:06:25] But the thing is, if he wasn't Mr. Player, we would have-

[01:06:28] Oh, if he wasn't Mr. Player-

[01:06:29] What the fuck, man?

[01:06:31] I'm gonna pick on God.

[01:06:33] You better not pick Jason before me.

[01:06:34] I'm dead ass.

[01:06:34] Following our last pick, we are claiming the Spanish fans.

[01:06:40] We want the nation behind us.

[01:06:41] What about me, so God, my amigos, mi ho?

[01:06:44] We're taking El Rugio.

[01:06:45] Yeah.

[01:06:47] Vamos!

[01:06:48] Vamos!

[01:06:50] C.P. Gustav!

[01:06:52] I mean...

[01:06:54] Do it, do it, do it.

[01:06:56] Vic!

[01:06:58] Sorry, guys.

[01:07:00] You're friends with Arubius, right? Can he play football?

[01:07:02] No, we can't play football.

[01:07:04] You're telling me, he's Spanish and he can't come to a football?

[01:07:08] He can. He's in a holiday's foot.

[01:07:10] You should just go up and say it in French.

[01:07:12] I'm going to freak out.

[01:07:14] Bonjour.

[01:07:16] Jimapel Josh.

[01:07:18] just we pick

[01:07:21] just we pick it

[01:07:23] you're being very french

[01:07:25] I think generally we leave him to last

[01:07:28] we leave him and him

[01:07:30] if we can avoid him

[01:07:32] we get given to

[01:07:34] if we can avoid him it all costs me to avoid him

[01:07:36] and he's talking about him and him

[01:07:38] but I fear they're going to try and avoid him too

[01:07:41] no no no no

[01:07:43] no no no

[01:07:45] so you guys

[01:07:47] I'm with a Spanish audience.

[01:07:49] Our team's looking pretty...

[01:07:52] Brexit.

[01:07:55] So...

[01:07:56] I'm gonna like my quarters all that was on the program.

[01:07:58] We're gonna go for...

[01:08:00] Another language.

[01:08:02] So...

[01:08:03] Bonjour.

[01:08:04] Bonjour.

[01:08:05] Je m'appelle Josh.

[01:08:06] We win!

[01:08:07] Me pick.

[01:08:08] Yeah?

[01:08:09] I mean...

[01:08:10] We win!

[01:08:11] We win!

[01:08:12] We win!

[01:08:13] We win!

[01:08:14] I think he's good as well.

[01:08:16] It's a big guy. It's a big guy.

[01:08:17] It's a big bonus song.

[01:08:18] I think we take Jensen there.

[01:08:21] Right, Governor?

[01:08:22] Right, Bob.

[01:08:23] Yes, now.

[01:08:24] Get out there, you're tired.

[01:08:25] Next pick for you, G-Wool stars is a man that's going to carry us through the stretch.

[01:08:31] Cary, welcome to the team, bro.

[01:08:34] Let's go!

[01:08:36] Cary, be mad!

[01:08:40] Are you thinking there's a market or something?

[01:08:42] We are trying to become...

[01:08:44] What is this?

[01:08:44] We're trying to go down folklore.

[01:08:45] It's a joke.

[01:08:46] It's going to be Indian heritage.

[01:08:47] Yeah.

[01:08:48] When we get carried to school, it gets you.

[01:08:50] Oh, shit!

[01:08:50] You're not out.

[01:08:51] It's not going to India.

[01:08:51] You're going to go out.

[01:08:52] Lazy!

[01:08:52] Yeah, I know JJ.

[01:08:53] I know Simon.

[01:08:54] I know Ethan.

[01:08:55] Yeah.

[01:08:55] That's it.

[01:08:56] Yeah, yeah.

[01:08:57] Oh, and the losers.

[01:08:58] What could I do?

[01:09:00] What's with Danny?

[01:09:01] What's with Danny Harris?

[01:09:02] He's alright, man.

[01:09:04] What about Phenom?

[01:09:05] Phenom's Phenom's Phenom.

[01:09:07] He might, he might tax you.

[01:09:08] Phenom?

[01:09:08] Oh, he's like that.

[01:09:09] True, true, true, true.

[01:09:40] No, just like you.

[01:09:41] No, no, no, do it, do it, do it.

[01:09:43] You get the naked audience.

[01:09:45] Who's that playing?

[01:09:46] He's literally a renal, though.

[01:09:47] Yeah, he's 39, he's said body fat.

[01:09:49] No, no, no.

[01:09:50] Yeah, but, what if fat renal?

[01:09:51] No, no, no.

[01:09:52] See that?

[01:09:53] That's a renal, though.

[01:09:55] That's the wrong one.

[01:09:56] That's a wrong fat renal, though.

[01:09:57] That's the real...

[01:09:58] That's the whole eternity.

[01:09:59] No, no, no, no, no, no.

[01:10:01] I spoke about tactics, really.

[01:10:02] I am 39% body fat!

[01:10:04] You're talking to them?

[01:10:05] Okay.

[01:10:06] Yes.

[01:10:07] And I know that the team that will win this game

[01:10:10] is the team that adapts.

[01:10:13] Oh!

[01:10:14] Oh!

[01:10:15] That losing!

[01:10:16] Yeah, how many puns are we gonna make, man?

[01:10:18] Welcome to Adapts of Sad Menace.

[01:10:19] Yeah!

[01:10:20] Just fuck it, bro!

[01:10:22] Just fuck it!

[01:10:23] More than a thing.

[01:10:24] Just fuck it!

[01:10:26] What is this?

[01:10:27] You care?

[01:10:28] You know what, man?

[01:10:28] Yeah.

[01:10:29] Easy pick.

[01:10:30] Oh!

[01:10:31] We've got, I mean, Danny, it's sure he's Danny.

[01:10:33] A, B's all right.

[01:10:34] No, I don't have the money.

[01:10:35] This is Danny Bucket.

[01:10:36] Gee, I see Danny Bucket.

[01:10:37] 39% of the tiny fat!

[01:10:39] It's like a joke!

[01:10:40] It's like, get out of the joke!

[01:10:42] Can I get a bit of silence, please?

[01:10:44] No.

[01:10:46] Now, we're gonna continue with the international pits.

[01:10:50] We saw you got a meme.

[01:10:54] And that was very mean.

[01:10:56] Aww!

[01:10:58] Hey, top tongue game.

[01:10:59] So, you know what we're gonna do?

[01:11:02] We're gonna squeeze!

[01:11:05] Your necks!

[01:11:06] Yeah!

[01:11:06] After we get squeezed!

[01:11:08] Yeah!

[01:11:10] Who doesn't speak English?

[01:11:12] Vavavum!

[01:11:13] Good luck communicating.

[01:11:14] Yeah, there's no cohesion here.

[01:11:16] No green links.

[01:11:18] Brett Kemmler.

[01:11:19] They just think you can speak English.

[01:11:21] Speak football.

[01:11:22] I'm so...

[01:11:23] Oh my God.

[01:11:24] Are you sure?

[01:11:26] Not on today's evidence.

[01:11:27] No!

[01:11:28] Lats, we've got one black card.

[01:11:29] My heart is...

[01:11:30] I'm not even kidding.

[01:11:31] My heart rate is racing right now.

[01:11:32] I just thought you had a heart attack.

[01:11:33] G to your A, B, G to your A.

[01:11:35] G to your A, B, G to your A, B, G to your A.

[01:11:37] I think I'm gonna pick him because of

[01:11:53] No, are you guys gonna pick or what?

[01:12:02] We've been players like that still the table

[01:12:07] He's burning right now.

[01:12:09] Oh well, fear not.

[01:12:11] Well, we're not picking him now.

[01:12:12] We've got under the radar a little bit here.

[01:12:16] An actual, a low key baller.

[01:12:18] Ronaldo, no.

[01:12:21] For our next pick, the side bench shoes, Jinxie.

[01:12:25] Yeah.

[01:12:27] Come on.

[01:12:28] A little bit of kick.

[01:12:29] Jinxie.

[01:12:30] What?

[01:12:31] Can we see Jinxie's highlights from the last game?

[01:12:33] In case, what are you?

[01:12:34] That's what's going on right now.

[01:12:38] Yeah, he did pull over.

[01:12:39] He fell over the ball.

[01:12:40] Yeah.

[01:12:41] He fell over the ball, over the air.

[01:12:42] If I was A-B, I'd be...

[01:12:43] You know what we're going to do?

[01:12:45] Yeah.

[01:12:46] Oh, my God.

[01:12:47] We're going to do it.

[01:12:48] Oh, my God.

[01:12:49] Are we actually going to do it?

[01:12:50] All right, here we go.

[01:12:52] We need diversity, so we're taking Phantom.

[01:12:55] Yes!

[01:12:56] No, no, no, no, no.

[01:12:58] Let's go!

[01:12:59] Off to the last place.

[01:13:00] Come on!

[01:13:01] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[01:13:02] You probably got very fast.

[01:13:04] He's athletic.

[01:13:06] He's very athletic.

[01:13:07] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[01:13:10] He has a six pack.

[01:13:11] Yeah.

[01:13:12] Yeah.

[01:13:13] And a freezer.

[01:13:14] The girls don't like me liking that much.

[01:13:15] But, you know, we should have played in here.

[01:13:20] Nah, nah, these things.

[01:13:22] What was the last time he'd played football?

[01:13:24] Compare Phantom and AB's physique.

[01:13:26] Did he just say he's making a difference?

[01:13:28] Yeah, no.

[01:13:29] Well fans faster than AB

[01:13:32] Well don't know, in the last cherry match

[01:13:35] 5 and 7 will be once

[01:13:37] AB didn't even have the channel

[01:13:40] Last cherry match

[01:13:42] My mom just tested me saying

[01:13:44] Where are you getting picked?

[01:13:46] I was like denouncing mom

[01:13:48] I was like denouncing

[01:13:50] CD's way cooler though

[01:13:52] At least CD

[01:13:54] I think no one was taken

[01:13:56] Yeah.

[01:13:57] H.I.

[01:13:58] Okay.

[01:14:03] On this board, we have a very great mullet, athletic, far, youthful, needs to prove himself

[01:14:15] in the charity match.

[01:14:16] We've got laser beams.

[01:14:17] Wait.

[01:14:18] That's my guy.

[01:14:19] We meant AB.

[01:14:20] It was meant to be.

[01:14:21] We said, athletic, young, mullet.

[01:14:22] It was meant to be. We said,

[01:14:24] Advertis young.

[01:14:26] Don't talk down the beam like that.

[01:14:28] Shit!

[01:14:30] Whoa!

[01:14:32] Shit!

[01:14:34] It's all right.

[01:14:36] Oh, my God.

[01:14:38] Danny's also there.

[01:14:40] Oh, my God.

[01:14:42] Is Danny good at football?

[01:14:44] You know what? I'm tempted to

[01:14:46] make them choose.

[01:14:48] Because if we choose AB,

[01:14:50] They'll take Danny probably. But if we take Danny, they'll take AB.

[01:14:53] Am I going to go undrafted?

[01:14:55] But should we let them have the choice?

[01:14:57] Yeah.

[01:14:58] And we'll go for a wild call.

[01:15:00] Josh, you need to wrap this up, though. We've got one bit left.

[01:15:02] No, no, no.

[01:15:03] We're going to have one left.

[01:15:06] Out of three.

[01:15:07] So we're fine, yeah.

[01:15:09] We'll take any of these exact renown.

[01:15:11] We won't be safe.

[01:15:12] Stop, stop, stop, get him, get him out.

[01:15:15] That's it, that's it.

[01:15:17] Next up, for YouTube AllStuffs.

[01:15:20] He's gonna put his wiener in your mouth, dog.

[01:15:22] It's Jason the Weed!

[01:15:24] How does he see?

[01:15:25] I hated that.

[01:15:27] I'm reading his lines.

[01:15:28] Um.

[01:15:29] I didn't like that at all.

[01:15:31] The sentiment, right?

[01:15:33] Yes, I did.

[01:15:35] Yes, I did.

[01:15:36] Oh, me.

[01:15:37] I genuinely think you're taking that.

[01:15:38] Obviously, that should be the last pic.

[01:15:40] The last pic's in fact.

[01:15:41] They're not the worst pick. They have to come to us.

[01:15:45] Oh, what?

[01:15:46] So we have one more player here.

[01:15:49] This is our final pick.

[01:15:50] This is it, yeah.

[01:15:51] Right, let's lock in it, lad.

[01:15:52] Wait, wait, Josh, bring up the formation.

[01:15:54] What have you got?

[01:15:55] I've got a Vickstart sweeper.

[01:15:59] Yeah.

[01:16:00] Sweeper keeper.

[01:16:01] Yeah, sweeper.

[01:16:02] I don't do this.

[01:16:04] It's between us.

[01:16:05] Is that what we've got?

[01:16:06] We need someone to go here.

[01:16:07] Striker.

[01:16:08] No, no, no.

[01:16:09] She has that sub formation done.

[01:16:10] It's a subbed.

[01:16:11] Well, I'm a subbed.

[01:16:12] Who would you want on your subbed?

[01:16:14] I think,

[01:16:14] Right, hear me out.

[01:16:16] I think,

[01:16:17] I think Danny's a better fucker.

[01:16:19] Yeah, but like, as far as like work, right?

[01:16:21] AB's gonna out.

[01:16:23] Well, actually,

[01:16:23] that doesn't even get out of breath.

[01:16:25] Yeah, it's like,

[01:16:26] Yeah, it's like,

[01:16:26] He said,

[01:16:27] Running is the worst motive ever.

[01:16:28] Oh, shit.

[01:16:29] Oh, they're not picking another.

[01:16:32] They might.

[01:16:32] Oh, my God.

[01:16:33] I'm gonna get,

[01:16:35] I swear I'm another...

[01:16:36] They're not gonna give us

[01:16:37] A, B, and Danny out.

[01:16:38] Best thing is to be real.

[01:16:40] We can't have Ronaldo.

[01:16:41] He's literally made a song about having sex with me.

[01:16:43] We can't!

[01:16:44] I'm just saying.

[01:16:45] Anything we're about to do.

[01:16:46] It's been a long time.

[01:16:47] 100 times now.

[01:16:48] This guy's rich.

[01:16:49] If I could come to the chatty match.

[01:16:50] No, he literally said,

[01:16:51] Word to God.

[01:16:53] He will let me f***.

[01:16:56] I've missed this whole sex.

[01:16:58] Yeah, you know what?

[01:16:59] You are lucky.

[01:17:00] I really don't want him here.

[01:17:01] What did it happen?

[01:17:02] It like, it hasn't happened yet.

[01:17:03] Nothing's going to.

[01:17:04] He's in it.

[01:17:05] Change of room after a time.

[01:17:06] After we destroyed them.

[01:17:07] destroyed them. No. No. No. What? Please. No, man. It's Danny just defend. There's three

[01:17:14] people that there's no, there's actually no way you can't screen him. Am I the last

[01:17:20] fucking pick? Yo, I think you choose Ronaldo. You've got to take Ronaldo. He's literally

[01:17:25] called Ronaldo, God. Oh, so.

[01:17:37] you

[01:18:07] you

[01:18:37] you

[01:19:07] you

[01:19:37] you

[01:20:07] you

[01:20:37] I

[01:20:53] Am not a fucking

[01:21:07] It's cool. They fucked up. Nah. Y'all actually fucked up. Now, yeah. Now. Alright, I'll

[01:21:31] Now it's serious

[01:21:37] Minimum

[01:21:38] Minimum I put this on God may God strike every single chatter in my fucking community

[01:21:44] I'm getting minimum of two goals minimum

[01:21:51] Minimum may God may God strike may God strike three viewers of mine

[01:21:57] Be careful, bro. The edge is right there, bro.

[01:22:01] Oh, my God!

[01:22:02] God's green earth?

[01:22:03] Then I began the last pick, and they didn't even want me!

[01:22:08] No, no, no, no, no.

[01:22:11] Dude, am I actually the form of Twitch? I'm dead ass.

[01:22:13] Am I? And am I actually the form of Twitch?

[01:22:16] I'm dead serious.

[01:22:20] Am I the fucking form of Twitch?

[01:22:23] Yo, Marley!

[01:22:24] I went too far.

[01:22:25] went too far. Come here. All right. Oh, you got to watch the line. Watch the line.

[01:22:32] And you're looking. Little chip. Go to the V. Oh, yeah.

[01:22:38] Fuck down. Yeah. Way too short. All right. Oh, in the box.

[01:22:47] You're in the box!

[01:22:49] You're in the box!

[01:22:55] Why is your shirt off?

[01:22:57] Like, why is your shirt off, dude?

[01:22:59] Like, why is your shirt off?

[01:23:01] You're fucking last-picking, Jack.

[01:23:03] Can you fucking lock the fuck up?

[01:23:05] How is that even possible?

[01:23:07] How am I the last-pick? How is that even possible?

[01:23:09] They literally said they didn't even want me.

[01:23:11] They literally said...

[01:23:13] More than they literally said I don't even want me.

[01:23:15] They're saying phone call? Wait. Nobody's calling my fucking phone. Wait. Simon!

[01:23:26] Yo bro. Yo. We're on the same team. Yeah, you didn't even fucking want me. No, it was our plan.

[01:23:36] Because you know, like, we wanted to make you look bad so that they didn't choose you so you weren't our team.

[01:23:40] Simon Simon Simon Simon Simon Simon I was the last pick and you literally said

[01:23:44] You didn't want me

[01:23:50] Simon may God strike both of us down and both of our families. I'm scoring a goal in the charity match and

[01:23:59] I put both of our families on the law and Martin and Martin's yep. Yep. I swear

[01:24:04] God if you're listening, I'm not yo yo what kind of fucked up shit is this man?

[01:24:15] Yeah, and you literally said stable we're not you didn't want me

[01:24:18] No, I whispered it, because I care about you so much that I whispered it, that I wanted to say on name, you know, nicely.

[01:24:24] You guys can see that.

[01:24:25] Hey, what else do I know about you?

[01:24:26] Oh, this person, this person, where's you?

[01:24:28] I put a little bit more feeling into it.

[01:24:29] Yeah, okay, you put a little bit more feeling into it.

[01:24:31] Okay, yeah, no, no, no, I got it.

[01:24:32] No, no, I get it.

[01:24:33] I actually got it.

[01:24:34] I think I understand what's going on here.

[01:24:35] Um, fuck you.

[01:24:36] Um, you guys are going to regret this.

[01:24:38] Put me in for a minimum 60 minutes.

[01:24:39] Watch what happens.

[01:24:40] Fuck you.

[01:24:41] Fucking sycophist.

[01:24:42] Fucking sycophist, bro.

[01:24:44] Like, this is so fucking dumb.

[01:24:46] Fucking dog! I'm dead ass, they actually treated me like a fucking fart!

[01:24:50] They dead ass treated me like the fucking fart of Twitch, bro!

[01:24:54] You're fucking laughing, son.

[01:25:00] Are you dead ass?

[01:25:04] Are you fucking dead ass?

[01:25:06] No, I'm just humbling you.

[01:25:09] You think that shit's funny?

[01:25:10] Fucking laughing, son. I'll put it seriously.

[01:25:12] What the fuck do you mean you feel for me dude, I heard I heard them yeah, I know I know I know I listen

[01:25:29] I listen to them yeah I listen to KSI saying it everybody in the fucking everyone just didn't want me

[01:25:35] I did get it. I got it. I got a haircut for that to fucking disrespect you on live in front of over probably millions of people watching both their lives and your life.

[01:25:54] Are you fucking kidding me?

[01:25:56] And then you fucking sit here, I walk into your fucking room and you see how there were

[01:26:01] a full fucking pretzel where the whole fucking tub is almost finished in about a day.

[01:26:06] And you wonder why you need to get fucking picked to a pink ass fucking little mouse.

[01:26:10] Fuck this dumb ass shit, you fucking are certainly picked by a bitch.

[01:26:24] I get it.

[01:26:29] I actually don't get it.

[01:26:34] I got told I have 39% body fat on life.

[01:26:49] Hi. You got picked?

[01:26:52] mom I got no shit I got picked I got picked last well you didn't do so well

[01:27:01] last year so I kind of understand what the fuck do you mean my mom I got picked

[01:27:16] last I know you got picked last honey because you didn't do so well last

[01:27:20] Mom, they're calling me the fart of tWitch.

[01:27:24] Oh, that's not nice.

[01:27:26] There's two still in there.

[01:27:28] Everybody.

[01:27:30] Really?

[01:27:32] I'm so sorry, hon.

[01:27:35] You deserve more than that.

[01:27:41] I'm sorry, but at least you're going.

[01:27:43] Are you going to do Bench this year or do you think you'll play?

[01:27:46] I think I'm gonna be benched this year I think I'm gonna be benched this year

[01:28:12] I think everybody's nice this year

[01:28:16] Yo, please please guys, why are you guys calling me the fucking fart of?

[01:28:26] Outlaw out of it. I'm not kidding outlaw please bro outlaw outlaw please

[01:28:34] Yo, how do I fix my monitors? They're fucking gray. Can somebody explain why my right monitor is gray?

[01:28:41] How the fuck do you fix this, bro?

[01:28:44] All right.

[01:28:46] Like, bro, this is just, this is just nuts.

[01:28:50] This is just nuts.

[01:28:52] This is just nuts, man.

[01:28:54] This is just nuts, bro.

[01:28:56] This is actually just fucking bizarre, bro.

[01:29:03] You know what? I'm not kidding.

[01:29:06] You know what? I'm not kidding.

[01:29:08] Clip this right now. Clip this right now.

[01:29:10] Clip it, clip it right now, I'm dead ass clip it.

[01:29:13] Today.

[01:29:13] March 22nd, 106 PM, April 18th, who are going to see me,

[01:29:30] score a fucking hat trick.

[01:29:33] I am going to practice.

[01:29:35] Marlin, Marlin, Marlin, Marlin, Marlin, Marlin, Marlin,

[01:29:37] Marlin, Marlin, Marlin, Marlin, Marlin, Marlin, Marlin,

[01:29:39] SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[01:29:42] HOLD MY DAYS!

[01:29:45] HOLD MY DAYS, BRO!

[01:29:46] YOU WENT ON INSIDE TO FLOOR WITH GIRLS 24-7!

[01:29:49] SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[01:29:51] I'M NOT HAVING IT WITH YOU, BRO!

[01:29:54] I'M NOT FUCKING HAVING IT WITH YOU!

[01:29:57] HOLY FUCK!

[01:30:00] My cortisol levels are actually rising, I'm not...

[01:30:03] Y'all, I'm dead serious too, I...

[01:30:05] Bro, I feel stressed, I'm dead ass...

[01:30:07] I feel stressed, man.

[01:30:08] Like, I feel fucking stressed.

[01:30:12] I just, I don't understand chat.

[01:30:15] I'm trying to fix my monitor.

[01:30:16] Like, I'm confused.

[01:30:17] Was this like a joke?

[01:30:18] Like, you think they're just trolling?

[01:30:19] Like, I'm actually gonna be like, first pick?

[01:30:22] Like, I'm confused.

[01:30:23] Like, am I gonna be even able to play or no?

[01:30:26] Like, am I even gonna be able to fucking play?

[01:30:30] This is so fucked up.

[01:30:31] I'm trying to fix my monitor now, bro.

[01:30:33] My fucking monitors fucked up.

[01:30:35] I hate this chat, bro.

[01:30:39] I don't even know.

[01:30:41] Outlaw, they broke my monitor. How do I fix it?

[01:30:44] Outlaw!

[01:30:52] Outlaw!

[01:30:56] Out!

[01:31:01] Outlaw!

[01:31:05] Well, outlaw.

[01:31:13] My monitor is just gray.

[01:31:15] My monitor is just gray.

[01:31:18] Bro, look what X said.

[01:31:19] I'm dead ass here as men y'all even care about my feelings dead ass

[01:31:41] Last year's charity match highlights.

[01:31:51] Wait, wait, wait, wait.

[01:31:57] Yo, Yoxic, when you're trying to make me look like a joke,

[01:31:59] when you're trying to make me look like a joke,

[01:32:01] why don't you show the part where I beat Jason?

[01:32:03] Why don't you show the part where I beat Mr. Beast?

[01:32:05] Why don't you show that part where I beat all these guys, bro?

[01:32:08] These guys bro, I d- I d- dapped?

[01:32:10] Wait, was that- that's your- no, that wasn't here.

[01:32:19] You're low-key improving?

[01:32:26] I mean, I'm just getting treated like a joke here.

[01:32:29] I'm just getting treated like a fucking joke.

[01:32:34] Why is my title part of Twitch?

[01:32:36] Yeah, I know, is this...

[01:32:44] Can y'all go like up my new tweet? Maybe leave some positive comments?

[01:32:49] My mom just texted me saying,

[01:32:51] I think you should be happy that they let you come this year.

[01:32:56] Keep scrolling.

[01:33:02] Oh my gosh.

[01:33:04] Yeah, this is now it's yeah

[01:33:20] Bro, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm getting actually treated like a joke, bro

[01:33:34] I'm over this fucking shit.

[01:33:48] Part of Twitch chill out.

[01:33:55] Ah!

[01:33:56] Ah!

[01:34:00] Everybody, oh, oh my God!

[01:34:03] Oh, what the fuck!

[01:34:05] Oh my god, oh my god bro.

[01:34:21] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no bro.

[01:34:33] Me!

[01:34:34] I'm thinking about it.

[01:34:43] Like, I'm, I'm just, I'm just confused now, man.

[01:34:46] I'm really just, I'm dead-ass confused, bro.

[01:34:50] I'm dead-ass fucking confused.

[01:34:59] I mean, bro, you know what, man?

[01:35:04] Nice, yeah, whatever bro

[01:35:08] All good all good, bro August 18th chat y'all are gonna see that ass August 18th y'all will see

[01:35:16] that ass

[01:35:18] That ass y'all will see

[01:35:20] No, no, no hate me all you want hate me hate me

[01:35:24] Outlaw pin yo clip this right now outlaw data. I'm fixing my monitor pin this right now job

[01:35:30] August 18th. Wait, is it August or April? Wait, August or April? Wait. Okay, April 18th. Outlaw,

[01:35:52] you clipping this? April 18th. I'm going to prove to you guys why I'm great.

[01:35:58] Should I call my soccer coach shut?

[01:36:01] Should I call my soccer coach that I've been playing with?

[01:36:04] Should I?

[01:36:06] Should I call my soccer coach?

[01:36:09] That me and Jason been playing with?

[01:36:10] Let's see who picks up.

[01:36:12] You may not even pick up.

[01:36:18] Let's go, let's go!

[01:36:23] Brother!

[01:36:24] Oh, of course not.

[01:36:25] Oh, are you?

[01:36:25] You've been slacking.

[01:36:27] I'm live right now, people can hear you.

[01:36:30] Oh, no, okay, okay.

[01:36:31] What's happening?

[01:36:32] Listen, so they just did the draft

[01:36:35] in front of like 300,000 people,

[01:36:38] and I'm live right now.

[01:36:40] There's about like, maybe like 30 people

[01:36:43] that got drafted for the charity match.

[01:36:45] I was the last one picked.

[01:36:47] My man.

[01:36:49] No, that's not a my man, no.

[01:36:51] No, no, no, no, no.

[01:36:52] So I need to get, we need to get in the lab ASAP,

[01:36:55] and I wanna score a hat trick.

[01:36:57] Okay, when are we three next because we got to do this I got to get locked in

[01:37:08] Okay tomorrow, let's do it lock it in

[01:37:13] Lock it in yep tomorrow night

[01:37:18] Three goals minimum, let's do it

[01:37:23] Tomorrow night

[01:37:27] All right, I'll text you.

[01:37:28] OK, let's do some.

[01:37:34] Can someone tell me why my monitor colors are green?

[01:37:37] Or not green, they're gray.

[01:37:38] Can somebody explain how to fix this?

[01:37:40] My whole right monitor is gray.

[01:37:43] Check Marlin's tweet.

[01:37:45] Why is this banner a bunch of cockroaches?

[01:37:48] What the fuck is this?

[01:37:49] Please invite me at Simon. I need this

[01:38:01] Yeah, I wonder who the mystery player is when you're the one who decided the fucking stream

[01:38:06] I can only guess who might be the mystery fucking player, bro

[01:38:08] Wait, who might be the mystery player that fucking streamed his reaction brother and ended right out there, bro

[01:38:13] I could only fucking wonder bro. I could only fucking wonder

[01:38:19] Try Windows alt B. Windows alt B. What did I just do?

[01:38:33] Hello?

[01:38:35] Way actually fixed.

[01:38:39] Way.

[01:38:47] How did you know that outlaw?

[01:38:49] How did you know that?

[01:38:55] Hello?

[01:38:57] Wait, how does he know that chat?

[01:39:00] HDR setting classic.

[01:39:02] If you could hear me type stable or not,

[01:39:04] I was gonna look at you.

[01:39:05] I don't want to make shirts not F.

[01:39:11] Stable or not, I was chopped on it.

[01:39:14] I'm actually like,

[01:39:17] I'm not even kidding man like these comments are just ruthless outlaw. Can I give you my login account info?

[01:39:24] Can you just start hiding all these?

[01:39:27] Like I'm dead ass serious bro like this is just like

[01:39:37] Like like I'm actually hiding this one. I'm not even kidding. This one's getting hit. I'm dead ass. I'm dead ass that one's getting hit

[01:39:43] and like what like

[01:39:46] That one's getting fucking hidden, bro. Like I actually can't no no that one actually got me mad

[01:39:52] You know what I'm gonna make a hate wall, bro. Is that what y'all want? Make a fucking hate wall

[01:40:03] Unbelievable, I'm fucking believable

[01:40:07] Jinx he called jinx. He's not calling me. Nobody's calling my phone. Nobody's calling my fucking phone, bro

[01:40:15] I'm actually like, I can't even believe this.

[01:40:20] I'm sad, bro.

[01:40:21] You know what, bro?

[01:40:45] If you want to be able to hit shots like that, then you're at the right video.

[01:40:59] In this video, I'll share with you everything that you need to know to master the proper

[01:41:03] shooting technique to have insane shot power and accuracy.

[01:41:10] Welcome to the channel.

[01:41:11] I've been working on my shot power for the last two years and I've seen incredible growth

[01:41:16] in my long shots.

[01:41:18] One of the first things I learned was the importance of keeping your eyes on the ball.

[01:41:22] Oh my god bro, I don't even look at the ball, I look at the net.

[01:41:26] This may seem really obvious, but let me explain.

[01:41:30] When I was younger, I asked the coach of mine about the best goal he ever scored.

[01:41:35] And what he said was that he never saw him.

[01:41:37] How hard is it to do that, what he just did, right there?

[01:41:39] How hard is that?

[01:41:40] self score. So what was his point? He meant that as you're shooting, you need to keep

[01:41:46] your head down, focusing on-

[01:41:48] Okay, I'm not even kidding. Realistically speaking, let's say there's a penalty shot. Is that my

[01:41:52] chance to score?

[01:41:58] Dude, I actually have a fucking chance, bro. If I go for a penalty shot, where should

[01:42:05] I be shooting? Where should I be shooting?

[01:42:07] striking the ball properly. When you're shooting, first take a glimpse up really quickly to see

[01:42:15] where the goal is and to check the goalkeeper's positioning. Then put your head down and watch

[01:42:23] your foot strife through the ball. So you're supposed to always look at the ball? Yes

[01:42:26] or no? Are you just always supposed to look at it? Don't pick your head up. If you

[01:42:32] pick your head up as you shoot, you're far more likely to hit higher up on the

[01:42:36] ball, causing it to be a bouncy shot.

[01:42:38] Wait, that matters that much?

[01:42:41] Without any power to it.

[01:42:43] That's what I do.

[01:42:44] That's the type of shot that I do.

[01:42:45] If you want to hit powerful shots, keep your head down.

[01:42:49] So dude, so dude, when I was doing this shot,

[01:42:52] I noticed that my hip started to hurt when I started shooting.

[01:42:56] Why is that?

[01:42:58] Why is my hip starting to shoot?

[01:43:01] Or hurt, I mean.

[01:43:04] Wait, I'm not even kidding.

[01:43:05] Am I actually overweight?

[01:43:06] Like, I don't, why did, who said that I was 39% body fat?

[01:43:10] Who actually said that?

[01:43:12] Who actually said that?

[01:43:15] Who was that?

[01:43:18] Josh?

[01:43:19] Okay, back.

[01:43:20] Yo, if these guys act like I'm not gonna see them,

[01:43:22] it's odd.

[01:43:23] I'm not even, whatever, bro.

[01:43:26] It's cool, it's cool, it's actually cool.

[01:43:29] It's cool.

[01:43:30] The standing foot is another one of the most important parts of shooting with power.

[01:43:41] When you shoot, place your standing leg about 6 inches from the ball and your foot pointing

[01:43:46] in the direction you want the shot to go.

[01:43:48] Your foot needs to be firmly planted and your knee should be bent slightly so that

[01:43:58] you can transition all your momentum through the ball.

[01:44:02] And speaking of that, let's analyze your run-up.

[01:44:04] Can you use your wrist at all?

[01:44:06] Like if a ball is in the sky, can I like hit my wrist on it?

[01:44:10] This is probably one of the most overlooked things

[01:44:12] when learning to shoot.

[01:44:13] Can I hit my arm at all or no?

[01:44:16] Do you see this?

[01:44:18] It's no good.

[01:44:19] The first mistake in this clip is timing.

[01:44:22] Timing.

[01:44:23] I don't get it.

[01:44:24] I don't get it.

[01:44:26] Hello?

[01:44:29] Hello

[01:44:33] Hello, you made you make

[01:44:37] Sketch bro, it's an honor to play with you

[01:44:43] Sketch why are you on a fucking connect for

[01:44:47] What's it connect for?

[01:44:49] Well, well, well come on guys

[01:44:51] My night is getting worse and worse

[01:44:53] Well, what did I do to you?

[01:44:56] No, Ron, come on dude, that's not cool dude.

[01:44:58] Don't say that shit dude.

[01:44:59] Come on dude, come on.

[01:45:00] What's going on sketch?

[01:45:01] It's a pleasure to meet you brother.

[01:45:03] Pleasure to meet you as well brother.

[01:45:05] How you doing?

[01:45:06] One sec, my iPhone's DCI.

[01:45:10] What's DCI I mean?

[01:45:17] You got something in the last week of the draft?

[01:45:19] That it's pretty sick.

[01:45:20] You know sketch, sketch, sketch, sketch.

[01:45:22] you bro. Fuck you. What the fuck?

[01:45:24] Hey, we're on the same team, bro.

[01:45:26] Well, why? Why do you think you can't get your team to work out?

[01:45:29] What do you mean, sketch, sketch? What do you mean, congratulate me?

[01:45:31] Yeah, but why are you congratulating me?

[01:45:33] They're calling me the fort of fucking Twitch.

[01:45:37] Listen, I'm just going to tell you two things.

[01:45:39] I like to get a red, yellow in my water cold.

[01:45:41] Just remember that.

[01:45:43] So you think I'm going to be a water boy?

[01:45:46] Hello. Just think.

[01:45:48] Think. Oh, my days.

[01:45:50] Hello. Oh, my God.

[01:45:52] Hey yo what's up sketch!

[01:45:55] Let's go have a good night!

[01:45:57] Hey!

[01:45:58] Oh bro!

[01:45:59] Wait wait are you, I forgot are you Team YouTube or Team Sidemen?

[01:46:03] I'm Team YouTube!

[01:46:05] But I'm Sidemen!

[01:46:07] Well fuck you then!

[01:46:11] Yo Desi what's up bro?

[01:46:14] Hey you know what?

[01:46:15] When I score against you, watch!

[01:46:18] Oh my gosh!

[01:46:22] Okay, all right, if I don't score against you

[01:46:27] Yes, I'll give you a large amount of time. Do you have a okay? Okay?

[01:46:32] I

[01:46:33] Cool, but is there someone else gonna call? Can you hear something?

[01:46:38] Um, yeah, there is someone else who's in the cool

[01:46:42] Season here. I think you're jinx. He is Jeezy. What do you want? Jeezy?

[01:46:47] Hello. Oh wait, Jeezy. Oh

[01:46:49] Oh my gosh, it's not Ronaldo, I had Ronaldo needed.

[01:46:54] Why?

[01:46:56] Why?

[01:46:57] Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm getting cheated

[01:46:59] like a joke, no, this is like, actually.

[01:47:01] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[01:47:02] This is not a joke.

[01:47:03] This is not a joke.

[01:47:04] This is not a joke.

[01:47:05] This is a joke.

[01:47:06] Why am I?

[01:47:07] Why?

[01:47:07] No, no, no, no.

[01:47:08] Hey, I just realized the first and last pic

[01:47:10] of the draft today.

[01:47:11] Shut the fuck up!

[01:47:13] This is the time to say, I'm not gonna say this.

[01:47:15] I'm not gonna say this.

[01:47:15] This is like embarrassing.

[01:47:16] This is like,

[01:47:17] I

[01:47:20] Think you get drafted after Lacey. Yeah, I know I know it's all good from tip on my shoulder, dude

[01:47:31] Okay, Ron

[01:47:35] I

[01:47:36] Don't think you should have been last

[01:47:47] Yo, yo, yo!

[01:47:51] You got it!

[01:47:54] I'm gonna kick you!

[01:47:59] I'm gonna kick you!

[01:48:02] On the empty space!

[01:48:05] I'm gonna kick you!

[01:48:07] Let's reach, let's reach, let's reach!

[01:48:12] No, no, guys, no, no, no, no.

[01:48:15] I can't hear!

[01:48:16] What you say, Joe?

[01:48:20] When are we starting this?

[01:48:23] Should be like two minutes.

[01:48:25] I'm just waiting for Spoint to join.

[01:48:26] Are we just immediately jumping into a 1v5?

[01:48:29] Yes.

[01:48:30] Yes.

[01:48:30] Oh, OK.

[01:48:31] OK.

[01:48:32] So am I allowed to warm up at all?

[01:48:34] Hey, Mura.

[01:48:35] Mura, I'm going to let you on mouth.

[01:48:37] I'm looking at your team here, Bro.

[01:48:38] They're going to need you on mouth, Bro.

[01:48:40] Oh, my god.

[01:48:40] 4 on 1.

[01:48:41] 4 on 1.

[01:48:42] Yo.

[01:48:42] Spoint!

[01:48:43] What is good, Bro?

[01:48:44] What is good, man?

[01:48:45] What was good, Brian?

[01:48:47] Stressful.

[01:48:49] Yo!

[01:48:51] So, what happened?

[01:48:53] Arranged 5 streamers who are literally...

[01:48:55] None of them are ranked in seeds.

[01:48:57] Besides, I think Muta is silver, bro.

[01:48:59] Do you think you could beat 5 streamers?

[01:49:01] What?

[01:49:03] I think we got it.

[01:49:05] I think I got it.

[01:49:07] Too easy.

[01:49:09] I mean, Muta sucks, bro.

[01:49:11] So, like, if he's the best one, then he's the last.

[01:49:13] Yeah, you know what I want you to understand that you're talking to the only human on earth that's touched rank one in two different continents by the way oh

[01:49:21] Shit, this isn't valorant this game like requires a lot of brain cells

[01:49:30] But all I'm saying is I don't care siege call of duty war zone I don't go fuck listen

[01:49:36] You guys are talking to chose one so we're gonna lock it anyway. We're gonna run the chosen one. Yeah

[01:49:41] Yo, why are you, why are you, why are you making that face?

[01:49:46] Jinxie stop.

[01:49:47] Wait, wait.

[01:49:48] I'm my own Ronaldo's team.

[01:49:50] So, Deci, it's five streamers.

[01:49:53] I'm gonna schitzy you, you're dead.

[01:49:55] I can't.

[01:49:56] Team kill, bro.

[01:49:57] Come on.

[01:49:58] Deci, I wanna be on the good team.

[01:50:00] Deci, come on.

[01:50:01] The good team.

[01:50:02] So, sketch, there's two teams.

[01:50:04] One of them has a pro and then one has five streamers.

[01:50:06] Okay, I wanna be on the pro team.

[01:50:08] Yeah, that, no, no, no.

[01:50:40] Okay, no one I've actually

[01:50:47] I'm trying to do for the last five years

[01:50:56] Yeah, oh

[01:51:05] Four times a month and every single time I open up it's fucking raw and say he's losing weight

[01:51:09] Like

[01:51:23] That's actually not even true

[01:51:26] All right, Oregon guys like we're gonna go

[01:51:33] There's multiple maps or just the same

[01:51:39] one last thing please

[01:51:41] go ahead

[01:51:43] I want to apologize okay

[01:51:45] I just want to apologize for your last pit you pussy you shit

[01:51:47] yeah you are a fucking dog shit bro

[01:51:49] and I see you I'm actually going to shove the fucking

[01:51:51] chips up your ass bro I don't give a fucking

[01:51:53] anymore I'm going to shove Nando's

[01:51:55] up your fucking anus

[01:51:57] I'm over this bro I actually don't care

[01:51:59] alright join that server join this server

[01:52:01] join that server guys

[01:52:03] I'm over this bro

[01:52:05] Oh

[01:52:11] You better fucking train on fuck you where teammates you better fucking train

[01:52:18] Toddler this team has no cam bro. They're gonna lose

[01:52:23] Yo, Ron, how do you like your team, bro? Listen? I'm ready to play man

[01:52:29] You have about three people who probably have like never picked up a controller before at least you have Joe and

[01:52:35] I'm not even kidding one time 500 gift incentives if that G or

[01:52:44] sketch kills for is this um

[01:52:47] You want to be a three? What is it looking like? Um, so they're gonna play sport one time

[01:52:52] If they win, I'm gonna join sports team if they lose then it's quite long time. It's over. This will be 30 to 50 minutes max

[01:53:01] Wait, so how is this working?

[01:53:03] So just be fiving him you guys are one be five and spoilt. Yes

[01:53:07] What are the rules? What's the math?

[01:53:10] Dinksy one split in here, so we're all in the same page, right? Yeah. Yeah, I don't want to talk shit again probably

[01:53:16] But I don't think he would just off sheer numbers be able to kill all

[01:53:22] Okay, all right guys you guys have run run you play secret me right brother me and Joe will carry easily

[01:53:29] Joe you play see for me, right?

[01:53:31] Okay, I played season you I played turnies with you. I've killed you in turn. Yeah, and I know it's boy. Let me explain. There's boy does like

[01:53:39] probably

[01:53:41] Cheap 2.5 times better than me. I'm gonna be like it would go

[01:53:46] I'm not doubting sports skill. I met sport IRL to I'm saying that this is like well on defense

[01:53:53] We can just fucking all Q. Just we're gonna lose or you actually

[01:53:57] I'm fair I'm fairly confident we win

[01:54:08] I'll put

[01:54:27] That doesn't pour me at all!

[01:54:29] It does pour me at all!

[01:54:31] I can't talk for five years now!

[01:54:33] I'm trying to make that smell good!

[01:54:35] No, no, no, no, no, no!

[01:54:37] Yo, yo, yo!

[01:54:39] Listen, listen, listen, listen.

[01:54:41] Jixi, I will happily match

[01:54:43] 1000 gifted with you

[01:54:45] if Ron does it too, though.

[01:54:47] What the fuck does that mean?

[01:54:49] I'm just going to print.

[01:54:51] I got you!

[01:54:53] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!

[01:54:55] We just talked to each other

[01:54:59] Can you guys leave the call? No, no, can you guys leave the call? I want to talk to my team real quick. See?

[01:55:03] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll have another call. I have another call. Yeah. There is absolutely zero way. We lose right?

[01:55:09] In a one in a one way five. I

[01:55:12] Okay, the worrisome part is that he dude we can't you can't panic he's going to kill us

[01:55:18] All right, if you if he kills us don't track him down play like a fucking pussy

[01:55:24] right hold an angle and don't make a sound use your abilities at some point

[01:55:30] he's gonna walk you know shoot him in the fucking head right I'm not even

[01:55:36] saying it as an ego I actually think there's zero chance that he wanted to I

[01:55:40] think it's who we I don't know I know we're playing Oregon my chat said but I

[01:55:47] I feel like on attack hold on attack hold do worse than we will I think when we

[01:55:53] We're fucked like

[01:55:58] Just make sure just make sure we use our drones on attack make sure you and what characters do we need a bank?

[01:56:04] Are we I'm assuming we're banning

[01:56:06] I'm not talking wash.

[01:56:10] It's 5v1.

[01:56:12] It's 5v1.

[01:56:13] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[01:56:15] We did the same thing on Rocket League and we got 1v7.

[01:56:19] Yeah, but he's got it.

[01:56:21] What?

[01:56:22] How was that?

[01:56:23] Wait, but how do we get in this?

[01:56:27] How do we join the game?

[01:56:28] No, yes.

[01:56:29] High-vives will probably stand in the game.

[01:56:31] Yeah, well, we've lost.

[01:56:32] Yeah, we've lost.

[01:56:33] Is it just to join the game we've lost?

[01:56:35] Sketch buy level you're our best player, so you need to carry what?

[01:56:45] No, Ron I'm saying buy a level by the level what level are you in rainbow?

[01:56:50] 111

[01:56:51] Yeah, so by the level

[01:56:53] Account there's no way sketching buys counties 111

[01:56:56] You think I would buy an account do you think I know how to do that type of shit?

[01:56:59] I have one email and if someone finds it out they can get they can get they can hack into anything of mine

[01:57:06] Okay, I don't know why I don't know why you would think that public

[01:57:18] Wait, no you think I should all right

[01:57:22] What's the long card number in your card?

[01:57:29] I

[01:57:59] As an unbiased as an unbiased person here, I have seen Deji's build and I have seen Ron's build IRL

[01:58:08] What are we talking about?

[01:58:10] Sense weightlifting running

[01:58:18] Ron's definitely not I wait what wait you think I'm weaker than him

[01:58:22] You got kicked by Bradley and you went f**king-

[01:58:27] Yes, you did, put on the gloves then.

[01:58:29] When I come to the UK, put on the gloves.

[01:58:31] Let's do a day, put on the gloves.

[01:58:32] Then I said I said I said I'll go.

[01:58:34] Put on the gloves, put on the gloves.

[01:58:35] Oh my gosh.

[01:58:37] We'll go, put on the gloves.

[01:58:38] We'll go.

[01:58:39] We just said, bro, we just thought they were getting out of you.

[01:58:41] I have no-

[01:58:42] I'm down.

[01:58:43] I have no-

[01:58:44] Don't oil up, don't oil up when you do it guys.

[01:58:46] Don't do that.

[01:58:47] I thought you guys were disgusting.

[01:58:50] Okay, so the format has changed a little bit, all right. It's just going to be a 1v5.

[01:58:58] Every game goes up to five.

[01:59:00] Spoits going to pick a map.

[01:59:02] You guys are going to pick a map.

[01:59:03] If it goes to game three, my chat is going to pick a map.

[01:59:06] Oh, they're doing best of three games.

[01:59:08] Best of three, but it goes up to five.

[01:59:10] So it's not up to seven.

[01:59:11] Each game should take 15 to 20 minutes.

[01:59:13] Do we have character back?

[01:59:14] No, we're playing seven games.

[01:59:15] We're playing seven games.

[01:59:17] Oh.

[01:59:19] It's best of three so you're playing a mind-kitting potentially

[01:59:23] Smell so rancid right now. So

[01:59:27] There will be banter will be operating events and other questions

[01:59:31] Yeah, do you wash your seat that you use?

[01:59:39] Guess lean

[01:59:42] Okay, I just see a message in my Twitter calm the fact that wrong got last pick is a sick joke

[01:59:47] It was really funny at the start, but he's practically being picked on at this point

[01:59:50] We believe in you Ron. Love you and your community. Thank you, bro

[01:59:55] Dead ass. Thank you, bro. I'm dead ass. Thank you one that we as a team would know the most

[02:00:02] Jinx I don't know the question. Where would you put your your camera on this?

[02:00:08] How do you bottom life bottom lap bottom lap bottom lap?

[02:00:11] Wait, you guys want to go up to seven in each game or five? What do you guys want to do?

[02:00:16] I don't know what's normal in a

[02:00:21] It's like normal for customs I could do shorter practices it would take a little bit longer

[02:00:28] I'm fine with whatever okay. Yeah, Joe. We are look we are early, so that's good. Okay back back back back back

[02:00:34] I'll be short of an it's horror game jinx. Yeah, I'm sorry

[02:00:38] Because there's no save I have to go replay through it all but sorry

[02:00:41] I need anything for you man streamers you guys select organ right?

[02:00:46] Yes. Yes. All right. Yes. Boy has selected chalet

[02:00:49] The third map is gonna be up to the chat if it goes to map three

[02:00:53] I'm gonna host the lobby. Hi guys gonna buy all of you guys. Good luck. All right

[02:00:57] I'm gonna

[02:00:58] Are you going wait? I'm gonna bet. I'm gonna bet. This is loving this chat. Why are we timing up positive? No mods

[02:01:04] No, bro

[02:01:08] Yeah, let me feel it for at least a couple minutes man, they're not gonna win

[02:01:12] Jixie Jixie Jixie Jixie Jixie upstairs. Can we lock 100 get to eat for me and you?

[02:01:16] Yeah, how do you get it wrong? You see it's wrong? You want to back on your team here or do you want to just go in raw?

[02:01:21] Ron they're trying to rob you

[02:01:23] They are trying to rob you

[02:01:26] Block out everyone's noise focus on my voice, okay run me and you can realistically to be one this guy

[02:01:32] I don't think I have five people as fuck you know

[02:01:35] Put a hundred gifted on put a hundred

[02:01:38] It's free money

[02:01:41] Gifted but if desi or sketch kills me once the offer is off the table

[02:01:57] Little bit more than it like from nuts just one round

[02:02:01] That's one of the shooting in the head. Just do it. Yes, you know

[02:02:04] It's worth the clip. I mean, it's what

[02:02:11] Yo, Ron and Luda, you guys are West Coast, right?

[02:02:16] Fuck bro, yeah, but I'm better rock from east guys

[02:02:20] The first game of the U servers or no

[02:02:23] What is from Sweden bro, it's not my game why

[02:02:33] Oh my god, okay, how about this?

[02:02:36] We play Easton, we play Easton our game EU on his game and then finale where you would play okay

[02:02:41] So you're saying you would do Japanese to Japan

[02:02:43] Go!

[02:02:44] Do Japanese to Japan!

[02:02:45] Get another Japan servers!

[02:02:47] Yeah, that's fair!

[02:02:49] No, it's horrible bro, everybody's fucking out of ping bro

[02:02:52] Look, okay.

[02:02:54] Spoils that will be EU.

[02:02:55] Your map will be NA, all right?

[02:02:57] I like that, all right?

[02:02:58] First game's gonna be NA, first game's gonna be NA.

[02:03:00] I'm gonna buy a high-pitched.

[02:03:01] He's gonna buy two guys, all right?

[02:03:02] Oh my, I don't know.

[02:03:03] I don't know.

[02:03:04] I don't know.

[02:03:05] Take away the gamble.

[02:03:06] Take away the gamble.

[02:03:07] Take away the gamble.

[02:03:08] So now we're playing with fucking EU servers.

[02:03:10] Huh, did you just chat?

[02:03:11] We knew it was for real.

[02:03:12] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[02:03:12] We knew it was for real.

[02:03:13] We knew it was for real.

[02:03:14] We knew it was for real.

[02:03:16] What do you mean he has a point, chat?

[02:03:18] He's not playing on Japan servers.

[02:03:21] Yes!

[02:03:22] No, it's not terrible.

[02:03:23] My chat's moving slow as shit, but one guy retweeted it.

[02:03:27] I'm inviting, I'm inviting, I'm inviting.

[02:03:31] Hey, Grock, put a chick to the beginning.

[02:03:33] Holy cinema.

[02:03:34] Mooda, my chat's in your own 60 hertz, Jesus.

[02:03:36] You don't have to ask Grock for that one.

[02:03:39] Mooda, are you on 60 hertz?

[02:03:41] No, not at all, not at all.

[02:03:43] Hey, my chat's in your, all right.

[02:03:45] I'm excited for you guys to see what it's like.

[02:03:48] Hi, Mike.

[02:03:49] Can you invite me?

[02:03:50] I took your part already, I played it again, spoiled it before in the hype behind it.

[02:03:54] Yeah, Joe, what do you mean, Brad?

[02:03:56] I have, I don't see it.

[02:03:57] Africa's server, it's in Africa's server.

[02:03:59] I should put it again, man.

[02:04:00] Oh, you got it?

[02:04:01] But, Joe, think about it like this, right?

[02:04:03] I would take a pro at that time.

[02:04:04] Exactly, exactly.

[02:04:06] Playing the pro is gonna make you play better.

[02:04:09] There's something unpredictable in the end, it's mine.

[02:04:14] We hope you have the time of your life.

[02:04:18] Really confident I like this.

[02:04:20] Wait can we get Monday and Mike?

[02:04:21] Shit, I'm singing the flower.

[02:04:22] 100 and Mike.

[02:04:23] No, never, never.

[02:04:25] I don't want Monday and Mike.

[02:04:27] No fan, no fan singing, but that is horrible.

[02:04:30] Oh, hey, come on, dad.

[02:04:32] Wait, GCC's in here, what, what, what do we,

[02:04:35] what do we, what do we ban for a spoi?

[02:04:37] What do we ban for a spoi?

[02:04:38] What do I, hurry, what, say?

[02:04:39] Ban to Chaka, to Chaka, to Chaka, to Chaka.

[02:04:41] Fuck is all about you.

[02:04:43] Fuck is all about you.

[02:04:44] Ban is so, like, you would ban, like,

[02:04:45] Deimos or somebody you could...

[02:04:46] Oh, you gotta do that?

[02:04:48] yes we love to talk

[02:04:50] uh... a monday might just said but you did he in my chat

[02:04:56] look at the top of it

[02:04:59] uh... what it would have been a

[02:05:03] no you would would be something about it

[02:05:06] yet yet

[02:05:07] it's just as i thought i'd like to get a lot of stuff

[02:05:13] uh...

[02:05:16] Yes, I did, Joe.

[02:05:17] How do you check to see, uh, the sketch general?

[02:05:23] Where's the general?

[02:05:25] Sketch, just go to your, like, sketch.

[02:05:27] Are you on a controller or are you on a controller?

[02:05:29] Who's on a controller?

[02:05:30] Yeah, sketch, you see the home button on your controller?

[02:05:32] You see the two windows button next to the home button?

[02:05:34] Click that.

[02:05:35] OK, I got it.

[02:05:37] It's by TwitchCamp.

[02:05:39] Yeah, don't say it out loud, because then the child is

[02:05:41] spamming you, just text it in the group chat.

[02:05:42] I literally paid for that, no stumble, bro.

[02:05:45] in the silver

[02:05:47] did you hear me though?

[02:05:48] in the end it's mine

[02:05:50] we hope that you have the time of your life

[02:05:53] I got you

[02:05:55] do you guys listen to Green Day?

[02:05:56] I just got on to them

[02:05:57] I just started listening to them

[02:05:58] no, Ron, fuck off

[02:05:59] I do listen to Green Day

[02:06:01] wait, was Green Day the last song you listened to?

[02:06:04] yeah, why?

[02:06:06] okay, are you used to...

[02:06:08] oh, it's the guy who's the last

[02:06:10] oh my god

[02:06:11] you guys got it?

[02:06:12] yup

[02:06:13] Yeah, yeah, fat man. I hate you. I'm stressed eating. I'm gonna go on boy. Are you gonna go right now?

[02:06:20] What's the new call?

[02:06:23] So did you say invited by

[02:06:26] He said he's gonna be a game invite. Yes, I did a mood. I added you you said I have me back

[02:06:31] Where do you see the game invites at it'll be the same location. Wow me and you have that team synergy Ron

[02:06:37] You can't we just switch? I don't see it's time up

[02:07:43] like 400 pounds.

[02:07:45] He sure doesn't look healthy.

[02:07:47] Jeff, for 40%, you would be on life support.

[02:07:52] Wait, Ron.

[02:07:54] What is your body fat percent?

[02:07:56] What do you think it is?

[02:07:58] Oh, God.

[02:07:59] Are you-

[02:08:00] Actually, I'm checking it right now.

[02:08:03] What's going on?

[02:08:04] I'm guessing 19%.

[02:08:05] Can I be respectful?

[02:08:06] Can I be respectful?

[02:08:07] No, Jeff.

[02:08:08] No, no, no.

[02:08:09] I got a body scan three weeks ago.

[02:08:14] They said I was...

[02:08:15] 90% was it?

[02:08:16] Oh my God!

[02:08:17] Ron.

[02:08:18] You're still not good, Ron.

[02:08:19] They said I'm on the switch.

[02:08:21] Ron, do you have any day on your body other than your dick at all?

[02:08:25] Yes.

[02:08:26] I have one day.

[02:08:27] I know.

[02:08:28] I have one.

[02:08:29] I have one.

[02:08:30] I have one.

[02:08:31] I have one.

[02:08:32] I have one.

[02:08:33] I have one.

[02:08:34] I have one.

[02:08:35] I have one.

[02:08:36] I have one.

[02:08:37] I have one.

[02:08:38] Sports with what isn't in the call? Oh

[02:08:43] How the fuck do we wait it says one out of six so

[02:08:48] bar

[02:08:49] There we go. Oh my god. There we go. There we go. There we go. Okay now my mind the game

[02:08:54] Streamers do you guys understand the rules?

[02:08:59] So

[02:09:01] So it's bet yes, okay, so it's best of three

[02:09:05] Best of three against boy alright best of three against boy this game is on any servers because it's your map next game

[02:09:12] Is on you servers and then?

[02:09:15] What's it is it north africa? What is that?

[02:09:18] North America. Yes, you know, it's good. That was good. I don't want I've really

[02:09:29] Been a bad joke because that you didn't laugh before

[02:09:35] How do I buy the agents before we get on here?

[02:09:47] I want to use my money to buy the agents.

[02:09:48] Bro, you have all the beat-ups.

[02:09:49] I've never played in any of the others.

[02:09:50] Huh?

[02:09:51] Have you never played in any of the others?

[02:09:52] No, I played Rainbow back in the day.

[02:09:53] We had to buy them.

[02:09:54] Oh, this team is good.

[02:09:55] This is a pay-to-play game.

[02:09:56] Not go live.

[02:09:57] I'm confused.

[02:09:58] It says every twenty-two pretzels is three.

[02:09:59] I'm confused.

[02:10:00] I'm confused. It says every 22 pretzels is 3 grams of protein and there's 38 servings per container

[02:10:07] Why are you eating pretzels for protein, dude? What are we fucking doing?

[02:10:12] Yeah, I don't know, bro.

[02:10:17] Alright! Streamers, good luck. I'm starting the game. I'm starting the game.

[02:10:20] What's that? What's that? No!

[02:10:22] I'm group leader. I'm group leader. I'm commanding it now.

[02:10:25] Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

[02:10:27] Please.

[02:10:28] All right.

[02:10:29] Unless you talk, the happier I am.

[02:10:32] Fuck you.

[02:10:33] That's fine.

[02:10:33] Yo, also, Joe, just say,

[02:10:34] Okay, all right, all right,

[02:10:35] you die, you die.

[02:10:36] Don't, Ghost Tom, don't, Ghost Tom.

[02:10:38] Oh my God, he started us on attack.

[02:10:41] Are you dead ass?

[02:10:42] What's the one that he said

[02:10:43] that he likes to choke up?

[02:10:44] Where is that guy?

[02:10:45] We got a man.

[02:10:46] So he has a place to talk to.

[02:10:47] I see me ban Ying.

[02:10:49] Okay.

[02:10:50] Oh my God.

[02:10:51] Ying?

[02:10:51] Okay.

[02:10:52] At least we voted someone.

[02:10:54] Why would we ban IQ?

[02:10:56] I have no clue.

[02:10:57] I thought it was in Vegas.

[02:10:59] What's the point?

[02:10:59] We need an IGL here.

[02:11:00] Who's going to be?

[02:11:01] Me.

[02:11:02] Me.

[02:11:03] I can't think.

[02:11:05] I can't think.

[02:11:06] We have to be a better team.

[02:11:07] I don't care who IGLs.

[02:11:08] It could be our worst player.

[02:11:09] We just need some sort of team synergy right now, bro.

[02:11:12] We can't argue.

[02:11:13] Nobody.

[02:11:14] We're going to just get fucking rolling.

[02:11:15] Everybody's up here.

[02:11:16] Smile.

[02:11:17] Everyone say you love each other.

[02:11:20] Hey, I love you all.

[02:11:22] I love you fuck you run okay yeah you're fine yeah all right yeah we got halfway there

[02:11:31] oh here's my boot camp bro here's my boot camp lock in lock in lock in lock in lock in

[02:11:38] lock in lock in lock in everyone grab my armor yo everyone reinforce something first of all

[02:11:43] second of all everyone the second is starting to reinforce the right you're right grab

[02:11:47] gun armor gun armor gun armor gun armor

[02:12:17] What's that, the new reinforcements?

[02:12:19] I got his, uh, his, uh, drone.

[02:12:21] He's definitely, dude, and we have to play all his picks too, so he might like hard breathe.

[02:12:25] Wait, where are you?

[02:12:26] Deshi! Deshi!

[02:12:27] Does anybody have a shotgun?

[02:12:28] You're an ugly motherfucker!

[02:12:29] I do.

[02:12:30] They'll come off of you!

[02:12:32] Come on, just be him to all of us listening!

[02:12:34] Come, come, just be him to all of us listening.

[02:12:36] Yeah, actually, Ron, can you break the...

[02:12:38] What in the...

[02:12:39] I think he said he wanted a hole.

[02:12:41] I'm gonna need some walks to do it.

[02:12:43] Alright, bro, don't yell at him.

[02:12:45] I

[02:12:49] Good yeah, don't shoot me

[02:12:53] Don't shoot

[02:12:57] I'm dead

[02:13:00] Man for man for man for man

[02:13:04] I'm here for man for man

[02:13:07] Bruce Bruce Bruce is on the reaches on the reach

[02:13:11] I won't take my title

[02:13:43] gonna try some cheesy shit like shooting you through the fucking wall let him

[02:13:46] rub he's walking all over the roof he's next to me he's next to me don't

[02:13:54] peek over the door don't peek him bro everyone chill yeah breathe oh my god

[02:14:00] oh my god he's up just don't peek him bro don't peek at me just chill bro just

[02:14:06] chill sketch bro stop fucking speaking to

[02:14:08] what was that?

[02:14:10] actually also just don't

[02:14:11] he's listening

[02:14:13] yo sketch you actually got a chill

[02:14:14] I have a thing down, I have it down like everywhere

[02:14:20] okay

[02:14:22] I believe he's dex

[02:14:23] yep he just pulled up

[02:14:25] he pulled up on me

[02:14:26] he got 50 seconds

[02:14:28] where is he where is he where is he

[02:14:30] I think he's dex who's master bat

[02:14:32] hey

[02:14:32] he successfully deployed

[02:14:36] is in the window window window window window window window

[02:14:40] defuse defuse defuse defuse

[02:14:42] okay im gonna defuse

[02:14:43] it's her it's her

[02:14:48] he's he's he's he's walking he's walking

[02:14:50] oh no oh no

[02:14:52] oh shit

[02:15:03] yeah we lost the fuck

[02:15:04] You let him kill me

[02:15:07] Well, no one gave me calm you literally said

[02:15:22] You're going for the fuse now you literally said go for the fuse and then you didn't proceed to watch me

[02:15:27] I didn't know he could go from left. I didn't know actually what comes when we have given it was like go for it

[02:15:33] We were holding the wall because he was obviously outside. I died. I said he's walking in

[02:15:37] Yeah, what else am I gonna say?

[02:15:40] Pulled up on me fast as fuck nothing a lot. I would take accountability chap, but

[02:15:45] Like why I play mood of the damage I

[02:15:49] Gotta stop. They did monstery. I got it. Listen. Listen. Listen. I can actually I can do this

[02:15:53] I know this map. Everyone knows this map here. Let's do this one. I'm locked. I'm actually locked. No troll. I'm locked

[02:15:59] What Joe?

[02:16:01] yo sketch you actually have to do me a favor you gotta stop fucking just everything that

[02:16:05] happens you can't just comment please

[02:16:06] I'm telling you where he's at you really important but you're gonna be in the fucking

[02:16:12] forehead

[02:16:13] what?

[02:16:14] oh my noise you were just running in circles in that room

[02:16:17] that was me?

[02:16:19] you're the only person that's getting shot at

[02:16:26] watch if I get the kill here go and be on top and give me forgiveness

[02:16:29] I'm looking in, I'm looking in.

[02:16:31] I had Deji down in the first 30 seconds of fucking around, I don't want to say that.

[02:16:35] No, no, no, I was, uh, you know, uh, limit testing.

[02:16:39] Something unpredictable, but in the end is right.

[02:16:44] He's opening up like every wall.

[02:16:48] He's upstairs, he's upstairs.

[02:16:50] Yo, yo, yo, literally drone every fucking wall.

[02:16:54] He's upstairs. He's upstairs. Yo, literally drone every fucking ankle boy everything. I'm not kidding when I say this

[02:17:03] Watch I'm locked. He's on thorn

[02:17:06] What is thorn dope five seconds to insertion thorn has those minds that like stab you and then

[02:17:24] Yeah, it's over. Yeah, no, it's over.

[02:17:26] It's over. It's over.

[02:17:28] I lost 60 HP. It's over.

[02:17:30] Nice job, guys.

[02:17:32] Don't joke. Come over here.

[02:17:34] Nice job, guys.

[02:17:36] Nice job.

[02:17:38] I have a drone. Give me a drone.

[02:17:40] I have a drone. I have a drone.

[02:17:42] You can go in. You can go in.

[02:17:44] You can go in. You can go in.

[02:17:46] Got him. Got him.

[02:17:48] Yeah. I'll drop you.

[02:17:50] Let me get him now. Let me get him.

[02:17:52] I'm gonna go right to the left side.

[02:17:54] I'm going to block that wall out.

[02:17:56] Joining...

[02:17:57] He's in!

[02:17:58] He's in!

[02:17:59] He's in!

[02:18:00] Yes!

[02:18:01] Are you kidding me?

[02:18:02] Oh my god.

[02:18:03] That's easy.

[02:18:04] Easy.

[02:18:05] Oh my god.

[02:18:06] Oh my god.

[02:18:07] Oh my god.

[02:18:08] Actually, going packs of two.

[02:18:09] Going packs of two because then he has to kill one of us too.

[02:18:11] Are you fucking serious?

[02:18:12] I'm gonna be honest with you.

[02:18:13] I actually...

[02:18:14] It is a guy we're worried about.

[02:18:15] I've killed him through time.

[02:18:16] I gotta meet Muta.

[02:18:17] I gotta meet Muta.

[02:18:18] I gotta meet Muta.

[02:18:19] I love him.

[02:18:20] I don't know who to ban here, but what I do know is that he's not winning another fucking round and I put it on everything

[02:18:34] It's not happening

[02:18:40] I'm gonna use castle. It's impossible. I like that one. I like that one

[02:18:44] I'm gonna use uh

[02:18:46] Actually, you didn't ban smoke, should I use smoke?

[02:18:49] Rock rock rock rock rock rock

[02:18:51] Why did we ban sledge?

[02:18:54] I don't know

[02:18:55] Did we use sledge?

[02:18:57] What?

[02:18:58] He's a cool man so he just banned it

[02:19:00] I didn't want to ban a-

[02:19:02] He used a sledge

[02:19:04] I'm gonna lay it forth and get my armor

[02:19:06] He'll run, just to fuck up, please, bro

[02:19:08] Fuck him

[02:19:09] Motherfuckers can't even sing now

[02:19:11] Bro, I'm just gonna be thrown a cap game

[02:19:43] I think he's gonna come and do where we came to

[02:19:58] I'm gonna come pay this company again

[02:20:13] Oh no.

[02:20:14] What?

[02:20:15] He's right on this wall, or did somebody shoot that out or is that him?

[02:20:19] Here, Matt, push up.

[02:20:20] Shoot what?

[02:20:21] I'm...

[02:20:22] I'm running around the map.

[02:20:23] Okay, okay, okay, okay.

[02:20:24] It's a game about patience.

[02:20:26] Fox, Fox, I like that.

[02:20:28] He's reaching that.

[02:20:29] Reaching what?

[02:20:30] On ping.

[02:20:31] On ping, on ping.

[02:20:32] He's coming in the same way.

[02:20:34] Roof job.

[02:20:35] I barbed wire to it.

[02:20:36] something unpredictable but in the end it's right I hope you had the

[02:20:49] The board is located at the bottom.

[02:20:51] Holy shit!

[02:20:54] Where's that from?

[02:20:57] I'm freaking the fuck out.

[02:20:58] He's on the roof.

[02:20:59] Chill, chill, chill.

[02:21:03] Is he over by this wall?

[02:21:04] Yeah, he was, but he shifted.

[02:21:06] I don't know where he is anymore.

[02:21:07] Now, dead ass, was that my fault?

[02:21:09] I'm dead ass serious.

[02:21:10] Was that actually my fault?

[02:21:11] Dead serious, was that my fault?

[02:21:12] Like, that is just unlucky, bro.

[02:21:14] Let me see how that replays.

[02:21:19] Oh yeah, look at the flashbang.

[02:21:21] Don't peek it if you don't need it.

[02:21:23] He has to come to us.

[02:21:32] What is sketched?

[02:21:34] Fuck him guys, come on.

[02:21:35] If I speak, I'm in trouble.

[02:21:40] Yo, one minute. He has to do something soon, bro.

[02:21:43] I got it!

[02:21:44] Oh, what? Don't peek, yes, yep.

[02:21:47] Oh, my God.

[02:21:49] He's gonna throw it in there!

[02:21:50] Remember, shh!

[02:21:50] You... listen for the bomb plant.

[02:21:56] Just listen for it.

[02:22:00] Sounds like it!

[02:22:01] He's moving in!

[02:22:02] He shot me, he's on the roof!

[02:22:03] Never mind.

[02:22:04] Just listen for it.

[02:22:05] Remember to be patient.

[02:22:07] He's droning.

[02:22:08] He's looking around, you hear the drone?

[02:22:10] up nice now he's no drone 30 seconds it's easy

[02:22:15] he's on roof he's on roof

[02:22:18] he's gonna try to get a plant down everyone relax everyone

[02:22:21] i thought he had bombs on our

[02:22:23] oh 20 seconds

[02:22:29] oh my god i thought he had bombs on our

[02:22:32] oh what the fuck he's just placing shit everywhere i'm fucking

[02:22:36] That's my fault dude I was holding that angle and then I look off because I heard another

[02:22:52] Oh

[02:22:55] That was my

[02:23:01] You know I appreciate that guys thank you for not you know

[02:23:06] Do me a favor does she stop shooting at the beginning of every round, please

[02:23:09] Okay, I'll stop

[02:23:11] We're gonna actually lose if you keep doing that, bro. Oh my god

[02:23:16] I need to stop playing yes

[02:23:18] Wait, you bad woman

[02:23:20] So what are you doing?

[02:23:22] You're not paying attention!

[02:23:24] After the shit I just saw you, you did on boarded bro, I want you never on that character again, please.

[02:23:29] Wow! Okay, cool.

[02:23:31] Dengie, I just wanted to say bro, well played in that 1v1, Dengie. Well played.

[02:23:37] No, good stuff, Dengie. You ran every direction beside the one he was in, Dengie. Well played.

[02:23:46] Dengie, Dengie. We're getting trolled right now, come on.

[02:23:49] Okay, I'm not, I'm not.

[02:23:51] No, no, no, same shit.

[02:23:53] What about when do we let two?

[02:23:54] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[02:23:55] Guys.

[02:23:56] You know what it is, chat?

[02:23:57] I actually need to just focus on myself.

[02:23:59] I need to stop listening to everyone's comms and focus on mine.

[02:24:01] I'm an FNCS winner for a fucking reason.

[02:24:04] He's first to seven, best of three.

[02:24:07] Okay?

[02:24:08] Guys, your only chance of beating him is on this map.

[02:24:10] All right?

[02:24:11] Play better than we guys have to play better.

[02:24:13] No, it is trust.

[02:24:14] Here you go, Mike.

[02:24:15] We got this.

[02:24:16] We're locked.

[02:24:17] What a terrible way to motivate people right just fucking saying oh you guys you got to play better. Oh, really

[02:24:34] Wake and roll

[02:24:37] No, true

[02:24:47] He's first floor right now

[02:25:01] We're pulling up

[02:25:04] Thanks for letting us in right now. Hey, I guess I'm break. I'm outside. What outside what we have say? Yo, what's that? What's that?

[02:25:11] He's rolling! He's rolling!

[02:25:13] Where's he?

[02:25:15] He's marked!

[02:25:17] Where's he at?

[02:25:19] Where's site! Where's site!

[02:25:21] Oh, downstairs.

[02:25:23] We gotta go this way.

[02:25:25] You gotta play it.

[02:25:27] Joe, I have a drone. You wanna drone it?

[02:25:29] I got a drone too, but I don't know if he's on this floor anymore.

[02:25:31] You can drone if you want.

[02:25:33] Footsteps near me. Footsteps near me.

[02:25:35] I'm gonna drone.

[02:25:37] Cover my six.

[02:25:39] Cover my six

[02:25:42] Outstairs there's a camera right there Joe

[02:25:45] I'm down

[02:25:47] He's got a right. He's keep up. Wait. What is this? It's like a bop. This is him

[02:25:51] It's like a bop behind this riot shield the fuck is that?

[02:25:58] Oh

[02:26:09] Oh

[02:26:15] Let me run let me run don't don't don't

[02:26:23] So lucky little fucking team

[02:26:26] Three times already good shot

[02:26:30] Mother I'm gonna be on I'm gonna be out of school and you gotta be 2016

[02:26:34] No, I'm telling you all I'm gonna get

[02:26:36] Oh my god, who did he play last who did he play last run?

[02:26:41] He played all I didn't fucking know

[02:26:44] I don't think he played it

[02:26:47] Hargreed

[02:26:50] Many yo, yo we need as many fucking rounds we can get on on this general

[02:26:56] No, he's gonna

[02:26:58] Go next words. What are your mouth not be? Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god, please

[02:27:03] I'm telling you to go to my death

[02:27:05] bro that's that's all that's alcombs gotta be alcombs out of you bro okay all

[02:27:10] right up look so sweet enough

[02:27:14] we want to play with you not snacking your lips against each other bro holy shit

[02:27:20] no no wait what you want you run 15 pretzels every 30 every 32 pretzels is

[02:27:26] three grams of protein that's how you need like you need like 30 grams it's

[02:27:32] It's the protein per calories, bro.

[02:27:34] Like, you need something that's like 400 calories

[02:27:37] and majorly protein.

[02:27:39] Yeah, but it's what?

[02:27:40] It's 120 calories for three grams of protein?

[02:27:43] No, but it's pure the area.

[02:27:44] It's 22 pretzels, so 120 calories and three grams of pretzels.

[02:27:48] And then 22 pretzels, like, like, pretzels, pods,

[02:27:50] like, what are you eating?

[02:27:51] Pretzels stick, yeah.

[02:27:55] That's not a good thing.

[02:27:57] So I ate the cool thing.

[02:27:59] It would be 8,000 calories and 60 grams of protein.

[02:28:06] 10 seconds.

[02:28:09] Make sure we get his drones.

[02:28:11] Did we get him?

[02:28:13] I'm not hurt.

[02:28:17] I'm putting a fucking can here.

[02:28:19] I feel like he's going to go through window on the second floor.

[02:28:23] No, if you shoot me again, I'm not going to...

[02:28:26] Bro, you...

[02:28:27] I'm just gonna say I'm gonna come

[02:28:57] He's on roof, he's on roof.

[02:29:02] He's my side, he's my side, he's my side.

[02:29:07] Wait, I hear a grenade.

[02:29:12] It's outside, I repeat, right?

[02:29:15] Here.

[02:29:17] SP9, you see that activated.

[02:29:20] Sure.

[02:29:22] Good for mine.

[02:29:24] I peek him it's lesion

[02:29:30] No, don't peek him

[02:29:33] We are we all we always have too many

[02:29:36] Good job sketch

[02:29:41] I got another one

[02:29:44] Nice

[02:29:54] Joe the only worry is he might shoot you from under. Oh shit. Yeah, I mean like it was pretty fucking obviously was there, bro

[02:30:03] Like this guy just ran into it

[02:30:11] You're a little sassy if you're wise pick it for a while. Sorry

[02:30:15] That's I'm sorry about relax relax relax relax

[02:30:19] I'm a calmer calmer calmer

[02:30:24] Oh, I got it. I got a part on the camera right here or watch it when

[02:30:31] He's attic or not my turbine is that broken it's don't need right now. Yeah, that's broken again. That's not moving. I'm confused. I'm panicking

[02:30:43] Where's that oh here

[02:30:50] Oh

[02:30:52] In that room where my ping was where my ping was he's still in that room. There's 20 seconds left

[02:30:58] He has to swing me he's half HP wrong. I swore my life you will win this round

[02:31:06] It's getting the same way this last time on 10 second blast wedding wedding wedding

[02:31:18] He's planning he's planning even in this quarter

[02:31:22] NOOOOO!

[02:31:24] YEEAAA!

[02:31:26] YAAAAAAAAAA!

[02:31:28] DEXT!

[02:31:30] YOU ACTUALLY CLOTCHED!

[02:31:32] You actually clotched!

[02:31:34] Ron, Ron, Ron, Ron, he fake planted. That's why that's my bad.

[02:31:36] We fake planted.

[02:31:38] You did not fake plant.

[02:31:40] He's never been here.

[02:31:42] Oh my god.

[02:31:44] Bro, he's doing some weird ass audio bug.

[02:31:46] I got a trashy. I'm dead.

[02:31:48] Wait, we're not...

[02:31:50] We want to see you bro. Yeah

[02:31:54] I'm like I don't know why I'm like in boy

[02:31:59] Doesn't matter if you're like you don't sketch my matter from under cock bro. I'm sorry

[02:32:05] I don't care

[02:32:10] You're wrong picture bitch. I saw let's lock in

[02:32:13] What a, can you say that?

[02:32:15] Twinkle preacher!

[02:32:16] Ha!

[02:32:17] The Moodle was an icon skit on this game.

[02:32:22] We would have an ability to sniff out the enemies like a canine, bro.

[02:32:25] That big ass fucking nose.

[02:32:27] Alright, alright, alright.

[02:32:28] You're 0-4, Yo Chat, there's one player on the other team.

[02:32:32] Good point.

[02:32:33] Can't really get many kills.

[02:32:35] Wait, I'm the only one that's...

[02:32:38] Oh, you're 0-4 as well.

[02:32:40] I am only.

[02:32:41] Yeah, dude.

[02:32:42] I'm proud of you, I'm proud of you.

[02:32:44] Hey, you're facing big six.

[02:32:46] Well played, guys. Well played.

[02:32:48] What about me?

[02:32:49] Well played.

[02:32:50] I'm trying, brother. I'm trying.

[02:32:51] Well played, Ron. Yo, Muda, I'm gonna be honest.

[02:32:53] You didn't take plant, bro. That was a bad call.

[02:32:55] Yeah, I don't know. That was not calm. That was not calm.

[02:32:57] But, Muda, you're all playing this.

[02:32:59] Rich, actually, Ron, Rich, actually.

[02:33:04] Is that barbed wire down?

[02:33:06] Ron says no.

[02:33:08] Ron, love the new haircut you look so good tonight.

[02:33:10] 10 seconds to go.

[02:33:12] That was a forced chatter, bro.

[02:33:14] Yeah, no one said that.

[02:33:16] He blasted out the wall right by pool room.

[02:33:18] That's a appreciate attack.

[02:33:20] You saw the kind words you found upon.

[02:33:22] Make your way to its location and diffuse it.

[02:33:24] Watch out for spawn beat. Watch out for spawn beat.

[02:33:30] What the fuck?

[02:33:32] Yo, Joe.

[02:33:34] Yo, Joe, can we do the same shit the last time?

[02:33:36] No, we did the last time. That was good.

[02:33:38] His barbed wire on that walk-in, so I don't know if we would even get on site

[02:34:08] Oh

[02:34:38] I'm shooting man

[02:34:41] Think it's time. Let's just watch. Oh, fuck me the first one. Fuck. Yeah

[02:34:58] It's fucking go

[02:35:03] Wait, Ron is that black ice

[02:35:05] I

[02:35:07] My damn mud

[02:35:10] I

[02:35:12] Um, basically kids

[02:35:14] Dude, I will okay really good inside kids. So I think we should play kids. Okay. I'm

[02:35:19] Kids I'm down. Oh

[02:35:21] What's better castle smoke? Oh, I'll wait on castle. I'll wait on castle. I'll play run

[02:35:26] We're going to Zamy

[02:35:30] Joe you know the most what's the best play I can play

[02:35:32] I do dude. I have no idea. I don't know who you know

[02:35:37] Doc is doc is pretty good

[02:35:45] That's what I was gonna say I was gonna say doc's good, but we never survived like if he shoots you you die

[02:35:53] Joe you didn't kill him yeah, but I had that pinch on him

[02:36:02] Return this year. How do I stop?

[02:36:06] Yo got my armor. I don't know

[02:36:09] You don't eat filling foods eat high calorie dense food that don't fill you up and so then you just eat more

[02:36:18] Eat rice grains vegetables fruits

[02:36:22] They sustain you longer

[02:36:32] You just say are there any proof that tastes like pretzels.

[02:36:35] Ready for hot coax.

[02:36:37] Excuse me.

[02:36:40] Can I get on red or no?

[02:36:43] No, bro.

[02:36:44] Lacing's on red now.

[02:36:45] You're gonna turn into a fucking zombie, bro.

[02:36:47] Lacing's on red now.

[02:36:49] Yeah, well, look at him, bro.

[02:36:52] Just start shooting.

[02:36:52] Reboot!

[02:36:56] I pressed the remote and today it was turning green.

[02:36:57] Whoa!

[02:36:58] Relax, man. I got you.

[02:37:00] I'm gonna swing them guys, I'm actually gonna swing them, alright?

[02:37:05] Dude, we could have a roamer.

[02:37:08] I think next match we need to do some cringy stuff.

[02:37:11] I like cringy stuff.

[02:37:14] He's on stairs.

[02:37:15] I make a skibble roll to the corner now.

[02:37:18] I used to watch all of your top nice videos, bro.

[02:37:22] Yeah, go, go, go, go.

[02:37:23] I'm trying to be a hero.

[02:37:24] I have a guy that can make a skibble.

[02:37:25] No, no, no, no, do it, do it.

[02:37:26] I actually wanted you to do it.

[02:37:27] I'm gonna go back back.

[02:37:28] He's not his man.

[02:37:33] He's down, he's down, he's down, he's down, he's down.

[02:37:36] Is he shooting through?

[02:37:37] Is he shooting up there?

[02:37:38] He was shooting at me.

[02:37:39] Oh, my God.

[02:37:41] Okay, okay.

[02:37:43] Yes!

[02:37:44] Dude, I'm telling you, he's not ready for people to roam.

[02:37:48] Yes!

[02:37:49] Yo.

[02:37:50] Yo, where's Jaycee?

[02:37:53] Where's Jaycee?

[02:37:54] I want my 100 gifted on.

[02:37:55] I want my 100 gifted on.

[02:37:56] I want mine too.

[02:37:57] Ah, guys, remember it's the best thing for you guys, so get out of here.

[02:38:00] Jixi, Jixi, I just want to say, I'm eating at least one breakfast.

[02:38:03] Jixi, I want to say right now, if you want, we can reduce it, but you have to pay me out right now.

[02:38:08] Do you want to hear the deal?

[02:38:09] Wait, but didn't you call the guy?

[02:38:11] Wait, but you stole off the money?

[02:38:13] No, no, we didn't, no we didn't.

[02:38:14] Jixi, do you want another new offer if you want to pay it off right now?

[02:38:17] Bro, I still will put a thousand on display, guys.

[02:38:20] If you guys organ, it's the only map you'll be able to be on.

[02:38:23] Remember, you bet everyone a thousand.

[02:38:26] Vasta! No!

[02:38:27] Yo, Muda, you wanna put a hundred? Ron, put a hundred?

[02:38:29] Yeah, of course. I already did, bro. I already did. It's a hundred and a hundred.

[02:38:32] Alright, bro. It's a Vesta 3. Remember that?

[02:38:34] Alright, you said this map. You said a hundred and a hundred.

[02:38:35] Vesta 3?

[02:38:37] Vazara!

[02:38:39] So, I'll count it off.

[02:38:41] You need to use your drone to look at it.

[02:38:42] Wait, I thought it was post-a 5.

[02:38:45] No, it's first to 7.

[02:38:49] Second floor.

[02:38:52] Ron, brother, the way you tell him to round the door is a sell-top, bro.

[02:38:54] Thank you, brother.

[02:38:56] Oh

[02:39:00] Where's the other side bottom?

[02:39:13] Is he bottom

[02:39:17] Wait, he's definitely roaming though

[02:39:20] Go on run. We shouldn't locate pair together. Go. I have lion

[02:39:23] so like I could stop him whenever no he's definitely roaming Joe I'm dead

[02:39:28] ass he's definitely gonna be careful Joel let me let me let me let me let me

[02:39:31] let me just blow it up let me blow it up you don't need to do that I do need

[02:39:36] to do that bro that is so extra so

[02:39:40] He's on cams shoot that cam from the oh my god. No you like that drum. No be honest

[02:40:03] Yes, yes, yes, that was a good distraction.

[02:40:05] Just the whole round, bro.

[02:40:06] Appreciate you, guys.

[02:40:08] You're attacking again.

[02:40:09] W more than the track.

[02:40:10] Come on, W drone.

[02:40:11] W drone.

[02:40:12] Holy shit.

[02:40:13] I feel like that was a joke more than you.

[02:40:14] OK.

[02:40:15] What?

[02:40:16] What do you mean?

[02:40:16] I droned him.

[02:40:17] Yeah, but Joe did the thing, and it was like,

[02:40:18] we all started with that.

[02:40:19] It's kind of started with us not bad for him.

[02:40:21] What did he do?

[02:40:22] Yeah, you were shitting on me breaching that wall.

[02:40:24] I do remember that.

[02:40:25] You could have shot it with bull.

[02:40:29] Yeah, and then he would have had more preemptive time

[02:40:32] to peek it okay I'm gonna make a stable one no no play I think I could do

[02:40:38] something crazy here you know what I'm here for it I actually like it thank you

[02:40:42] brother thank you bro thank you bruv loved it you know yeah I think it back

[02:40:47] you're not fat thank you bro thank you you did get lost but you did get a bit

[02:40:52] lost let's see who scores more in the charity match brother you are not

[02:40:57] I'll kick you in the bull.

[02:40:58] You want that?

[02:40:59] Yes!

[02:41:00] Here's a bomb.

[02:41:00] Yes, I'll do this.

[02:41:01] Perfect.

[02:41:01] I'm back.

[02:41:02] Yeah, well, gun on her.

[02:41:02] Gun on her.

[02:41:03] Gun on her.

[02:41:04] Yo, I'm back.

[02:41:04] I need to be pregnant, brother.

[02:41:06] You see this?

[02:41:10] Yo, I can't believe that we got 100 gifted.

[02:41:12] I'm like, oh.

[02:41:13] We're here, mortal, something.

[02:41:15] I'm like, oh.

[02:41:16] I'm predictable, but I need to be on the side.

[02:41:18] Brown, some would say that the rain was stable.

[02:41:21] Ooh.

[02:41:23] How about that thousand gets in a white cat?

[02:41:24] That's a good idea.

[02:41:25] We said

[02:41:41] He's happy to be happy to be happy to be happy to be Ron. I don't like that bar our happy to be happy to be

[02:41:48] Oh

[02:41:55] What's the up to down dirty half HP this easy no one talk no one talk don't talk don't talk

[02:41:59] I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna put that alligator with black glasses on my trap

[02:42:03] And she just moved you got

[02:42:07] What

[02:42:18] Karen

[02:42:20] It's half HP boys half HP

[02:42:26] It's on the fucking roof everyone relax we lose this round. I'm actually gonna be mad he's shooting boys

[02:42:36] Is this game like beakers advantage or just gotta hold bro. He's got a hold

[02:42:40] I'm telling you, he's got a hold of that.

[02:42:45] Okay, like this.

[02:42:46] Drone, drone, watch out for drone.

[02:42:47] He knows where you guys are.

[02:42:48] I repeat.

[02:42:49] Nice good drone shot.

[02:42:51] That means he's somewhere close though for his drone to be this close.

[02:42:54] Joe, you have that angle to the window to your left, Joe.

[02:42:57] Alright.

[02:42:58] He's above y'all.

[02:42:59] He's on the roof.

[02:43:00] Okay, he's going to be either here or here, Deji.

[02:43:03] Oh, Deji, everybody gets slapped in the second.

[02:43:05] Hold.

[02:43:06] Hold.

[02:43:07] Deji, don't blink.

[02:43:08] Make sure you hold that angle.

[02:43:09] Just went there bro, I fell in the car

[02:43:11] He's on big window, big window, big window

[02:43:13] He's on big window

[02:43:15] This one?

[02:43:17] Yep, he's outside of it

[02:43:19] He's big, big

[02:43:25] Hold, he's in

[02:43:31] Don't peek him, oh my god I know what he's trying to do

[02:43:33] I know what he's trying to do

[02:43:35] He's trying to plant the bomb and then hold an angle

[02:44:07] Game 2 is his map, his server.

[02:44:09] On his server.

[02:44:10] Oh, no.

[02:44:12] Goodbye, nine peng.

[02:44:13] Brother, oh, brother, oh, brother, oh, brother, oh.

[02:44:15] You know, I feel like I feel like I really got it there.

[02:44:18] Just, I feel like if they rewrite the rules,

[02:44:20] yeah, me too.

[02:44:21] I think we get the server, he gets the map.

[02:44:24] I think that's the best.

[02:44:25] I'm retweeting that one.

[02:44:26] We agree with that one.

[02:44:27] I'm retweeting that one.

[02:44:28] Now, I think whoever has the largest round differential

[02:44:31] should get servers on the last game.

[02:44:33] You know what I'm saying?

[02:44:34] What does that mean?

[02:44:35] There's not going to be another game.

[02:44:37] I'm saying, like, wait, we can end it right here, right now.

[02:44:41] Yes, yes.

[02:44:42] I'm saying, like, oh, we have to win this by the most rounds.

[02:44:44] Chad, Bob.

[02:44:45] Is what I'm saying?

[02:44:46] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[02:44:48] All right, I'm going to go talk to the floor real quick.

[02:44:50] Yeah, I'm going to buy it.

[02:44:51] I'm going to buy it.

[02:44:51] I'm going to invite high buys?

[02:44:52] High buys is going to get the best, you guys.

[02:44:54] Chad, how do I buy all the characters?

[02:44:56] Does everyone know?

[02:44:58] You have to, you have to pronounce.

[02:45:00] Yeah, I'm back.

[02:45:01] Yo, wait, quick question.

[02:45:03] I know we know that we're going to win this next game,

[02:45:05] even though it's his map, his server,

[02:45:07] But shouldn't we just say we're going to throw for content?

[02:45:09] So it goes game three.

[02:45:11] We should.

[02:45:12] My viewers chips just get better when I'm playing JC.

[02:45:14] I don't know if I'm going to win.

[02:45:15] Operator package.

[02:45:17] Let's go.

[02:45:18] What it was.

[02:45:21] I'll be honest with you guys.

[02:45:21] I'm going for kills all the time.

[02:45:23] Wait, Deji.

[02:45:23] I think 500 powers are the pretzels,

[02:45:26] and I only have 9 grams of protein.

[02:45:27] Oh my god, you have been taught.

[02:45:29] Have you just been eating pretzels in between each round?

[02:45:31] Wait, wait, Joe, what were you saying?

[02:45:33] Oh, sorry.

[02:45:34] I think you aired me mid game last time.

[02:45:35] I was gonna say I really love the hot knife videos you used to make oh

[02:45:39] No, I'm lagging my internet is so bad, and I thank you bro. Thank you. UK internet, bro

[02:45:48] Remember hot knife videos brother of pq-tube. Yeah, bro

[02:45:52] Oh, I miss it. I miss it so much. I thought the swords, you know, I saw the story

[02:45:58] Literally, so I did it by this one chat. Oh shit. You made a new game

[02:46:03] Yeah

[02:46:05] I actually stop eating like I'm confused bro. It's so good though Ron. What do you eat on a daily basis?

[02:46:12] Oh my god, you know a Starbucks. He sees like bacon eggs or whatever the fuck they're called

[02:46:16] He just motivated me to order from air one right now. I'm not even kidding

[02:46:21] So right now are you ordering? Okay? How are you eating like shit? You're ordering from like the most expensive grocery store

[02:46:27] Okay, so Joe. There's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna order air one and you let me know if this is a good order

[02:46:31] Okay, what is air one? It's like a word there one is a rich people grocery store the right things

[02:46:35] Get the right things okay, so I'm gonna order I want to keep it out a hundred

[02:46:39] gifts in right raise it up

[02:46:40] Yeah, wait did she could I do a little side bet if we win this this game here? Yes

[02:46:47] You have to do the banana Sprite challenge. Ah, I'm not doing that. No, that's

[02:46:54] Yes, I'm not doing that like that was that was disgusting

[02:46:57] No, I'd like warm Sprite and a disgusting soggy banana never get it out again now

[02:47:03] I'm saying guys, I'm a 100% confidence when it's gonna win now

[02:47:08] Well, we're up to game right now

[02:47:13] You guys know

[02:47:16] I know every single

[02:47:23] Korean short ribs those are all good Korean short ribs high protein, but also pretty probably pretty fatty

[02:47:33] I don't know. I mean, but look how far isn't bad, but it's basically like a

[02:47:40] Yeah, yeah, you just sweet potato sure

[02:47:43] Jinxed I think love it bug. We're making a lot of it. It was bug every start of my game

[02:47:48] Oh boy tax that he was installing

[02:47:52] Restarted wait guess how much my food

[02:47:55] Stuck on the if you guys are stuck

[02:47:58] Yes

[02:48:00] I know everyone's really expensive. I would say I would pay like $30 for that. I bet it's like 50

[02:48:30] Something unpredictable

[02:48:34] Oh, I need to upgrade my graphic drivers

[02:48:41] Y'all y'all kid good

[02:48:49] Did you make it EU servers? Yeah, it's gonna be North Europe

[02:48:52] So you guys should get like a hundred ping Ron might get like 190 because Ron's west coast nice. That's fun

[02:49:00] Wrap it all the way around the world to Japan.

[02:49:03] Yeah, why don't you start with that idea.

[02:49:05] That's what I'm saying.

[02:49:06] Make it Japan.

[02:49:07] That's your favorite stuff.

[02:49:08] It sounds like a good idea, but you're just

[02:49:09] going to lag and have a reasonable time.

[02:49:11] But what about New Zealand servers?

[02:49:13] Yeah, same thing.

[02:49:13] It sounds like a good idea.

[02:49:15] You're just going to lag.

[02:49:16] No.

[02:49:16] New Zealand.

[02:49:17] But listen, guys, I'm going to save this.

[02:49:19] I have a bad idea.

[02:49:21] Guys, this, every round matters, OK?

[02:49:26] Because the round differential is going to matter on who

[02:49:28] It's the server on the last game

[02:49:32] Next game there's not gonna be a next game

[02:49:35] Let's all do an exercise right now. Let's all say one positive thing about each other in this chat as a community

[02:49:41] We need to have like these icebreakers for we all are positive with each other

[02:49:44] So let's all start by saying one positive thing. I'll start off by saying at Scorpio 2

[02:49:50] I don't like you but sometimes I like your presence being in my chat, bro. I'll start off with that

[02:49:58] I like gamers on a fit it that we can win this game because I might put 200. I'll just go fast myself Joe Joe

[02:50:09] Low ranked low ranked gamers don't play smart at all they play

[02:50:14] Randall and sport can't predict random

[02:50:18] It doesn't matter if we don't know the map. He's going to expect us to say like that that we're not ever gonna

[02:50:25] We're gonna be running down the hallway right at him.

[02:50:32] You know what I'm saying, dadgy join, sketch join.

[02:50:37] I think, wait, did you invite?

[02:50:39] You guys are not going to know what you're dying to say.

[02:50:52] So I'm going to hit C and then I'm going to crouch again

[02:50:54] and I'm going to crawl around the map.

[02:50:57] I'm going to Xambium outside of the map every time.

[02:51:00] No, Joe.

[02:51:01] You're a lobster, right?

[02:51:02] The most important thing is it's EUs.

[02:51:04] Like, you guys, yeah.

[02:51:05] Deji's dead.

[02:51:06] Yeah.

[02:51:07] Yeah.

[02:51:07] I'll come with you.

[02:51:08] I'll come with you.

[02:51:09] I'll come with you.

[02:51:11] You guys are cooked, bro.

[02:51:12] Wait, Joe, if you're a philosophy guy,

[02:51:14] how do you feel about triple T, bro?

[02:51:15] Like, invading all, like, the brain shadows.

[02:51:19] Wait, sorry.

[02:51:20] What did you say?

[02:51:20] What do you think about brain rot now?

[02:51:22] days for the kids out there like triple T like triple T like brain rock content no

[02:51:27] no like no no no like tongue tongue tongue to her what's that mean

[02:51:32] tune tune tune so or yeah that's what I'm doing so or have you never played catch

[02:51:37] a brain rock sketch wait that mean no no what's that or steal a brain rock does

[02:51:41] he know no how do you do that oh my god

[02:51:47] I have a question. Yeah, if I

[02:51:50] Is it gonna let you go to spectators like this?

[02:51:52] Oh, okay.

[02:51:54] Can you go on?

[02:51:56] My game crashed, my game crashed.

[02:51:58] You guys look good out there though, man. You guys look good.

[02:52:00] Ron, we're gonna start trying again.

[02:52:02] We're gonna ask who you're gonna want.

[02:52:04] To be fair, though. We're gonna what?

[02:52:06] Ask the question, Ron!

[02:52:09] Do you know, do you have any matter?

[02:52:12] Are we doing EU servers or is it still east?

[02:52:16] Nah, it's EU, it's North Europe.

[02:52:18] Oh yeah, it says... Nah, it says East. Are you sure?

[02:52:21] It's in the moment because...

[02:52:22] What's the biggest animal you think you could kill with your bare hands?

[02:52:25] It's not the right animal.

[02:52:27] I didn't hear the question. Fuck it up.

[02:52:30] Hey, gotta call, gotta call.

[02:52:34] Wait, are we actually in the game?

[02:52:36] Actually, I could low-key beat up a man.

[02:52:38] I could beat up a man.

[02:52:39] I could beat up a man.

[02:52:40] I

[02:52:53] Wow you said that with no accent

[02:53:10] Join us.

[02:53:11] No mistakes.

[02:53:12] No mistakes.

[02:53:13] Join us.

[02:53:14] Join us.

[02:53:15] Here.

[02:53:16] Everybody can see.

[02:53:17] North Europe.

[02:53:18] Jake, can you invite Matter Daddy?

[02:53:19] What does that mean?

[02:53:20] What does what mean?

[02:53:21] Matter Daddy.

[02:53:22] What's the matter, Daddy?

[02:53:23] Nothing much.

[02:53:24] Haha.

[02:53:25] Lol.

[02:53:26] Oh, what's the matter?

[02:53:27] You're a cunt.

[02:53:28] The way you set up that question would never prompt somebody to say what's the

[02:53:39] matter. Exactly. So you just constantly say what's matter daddy. Nothing much, I got you. It doesn't work. I have got it you guys. Please join. I have not gotten an invite. Okay? It's not working y'all. I'm down to just do ease.

[02:54:05] You see if you want I'll do a thousand gifts it to you on something

[02:54:12] It's rice

[02:54:18] My game bro glitched again, bro like this game is fucking no, I'm in

[02:54:25] Now run why do you order an air wand instead of going to like Walmart or some shit?

[02:54:30] Because he's a humble king. Yeah, because Uber eats delivers it quick because it's right next to the house

[02:54:34] We live at 3712 broad lawn studio city, so it's pretty quick

[02:54:39] Shit

[02:54:42] Pretty accurate

[02:54:49] Mooda joint

[02:54:52] Nice false false false alarm. I gotta make a game again because it's

[02:55:04] How do I leave the game if it isn't?

[02:55:08] Guys, keep fucking up. Can we get five gifted just to show the appreciation of table?

[02:55:13] Please

[02:55:18] Okay

[02:55:20] I'm trying to like do I join this and but you sent me or do I ignore that one? I really don't want to eat these pretzels

[02:55:25] But they're talking to me

[02:55:27] Are we actually fighting like lacing up and all that like gloves other

[02:55:34] I'm not gonna fight you. On God. On God. I want to fight you. On everything I love. I want to put the gloves on

[02:55:40] We could do 16 hours. We could do fucking

[02:55:50] Don't leave it. He said it

[02:55:54] I'm not worried, bro. I'm actually not worried. Oh God. I'm not worried that fat lords not

[02:55:58] Roger, Roger, like 5'7", doesn't matter bro.

[02:56:01] 5'8", no more 4'8", actually working for him.

[02:56:04] But he's lost it.

[02:56:05] But he's fat.

[02:56:07] I'm just running around the ring.

[02:56:09] I'm gonna control the ring, bro.

[02:56:11] He fought Mayweather, it was rigged bro, it doesn't matter.

[02:56:14] It actually doesn't matter.

[02:56:15] Wait, did you fight Mayweather?

[02:56:17] Yeah.

[02:56:18] Yeah.

[02:56:19] No, you didn't.

[02:56:21] I wouldn't even know I didn't, yes I did.

[02:56:24] I gave him a big fight.

[02:56:25] I thought Logan Paul fought.

[02:56:27] Logan Paul fought for a letter I'm gonna teach myself and Logan have both fought

[02:56:32] Mayweather I fought Mayweather in Dubai at the Coca-Cola Arena

[02:56:36] okay

[02:56:44] no there is no Diet Coke are you talking about

[02:56:50] I

[02:56:53] You actually did fight him. Yeah, what did you lose?

[02:56:58] Like I said, we don't talk about winning or losing

[02:57:01] We know if you threw if you threw my boys from tarpon springs in that arena. He would never back down

[02:57:07] I thought that glitched again bro, where'd he stuck forever?

[02:57:10] He was saying bro, Carpenter is like real shit now.

[02:57:14] Dude, yeah, I was born in Tarpon Springs bro,

[02:57:19] popped out of a womb, landed right on the Spongebob,

[02:57:21] jumped on that shit like a Fortnite bounce pad.

[02:57:23] Thank you bro.

[02:57:24] Yeah, Joe, right into the bullshit.

[02:57:26] I got a question for you.

[02:57:27] As the person who was born in Tarpon,

[02:57:29] was that shit ever sweet?

[02:57:34] Bro, you sound like Ron McCherry Hill.

[02:57:36] Jerry Hill is a dangerous area.

[02:57:38] Jesus Christ.

[02:57:40] It is a dangerous area.

[02:57:42] I mean, Scatch, you've been to Tarbon's Plains, it's pretty rough out here.

[02:57:45] I told you, stones throw away from Camden.

[02:57:47] Nope, so I told you, Camden County is a...

[02:57:50] You know you go chat.

[02:57:51] In Kensington.

[02:57:52] Chat, anyone here who lives in New Jersey, who knows about Camden? Aware.

[02:57:55] That's all I'm gonna say.

[02:57:57] But Camden is not Jerry Hill.

[02:57:59] It is now. Everyone from Camden has been jaded.

[02:58:01] Camden is like 80% abandoned buildings and just drug dealers.

[02:58:04] And they migrated.

[02:58:06] It's every city, though.

[02:58:07] Migrated.

[02:58:08] Deji joined?

[02:58:10] Oh, sorry.

[02:58:11] Would you guys ever move to Canada?

[02:58:13] Fuck no.

[02:58:14] We started doing Canada, bro, besides Drake.

[02:58:16] I don't know how to ever move to Canada.

[02:58:17] And we have Drizzy.

[02:58:19] Tim Horton's, and what else?

[02:58:24] There's something.

[02:58:25] What do Canadians do for fun in like this summer?

[02:58:28] They sled hockey, bro.

[02:58:30] They sled.

[02:58:30] They just sled hockey in the summer.

[02:58:34] Yeah

[02:58:38] I mean you can't leave the house fucking shot you can so far I get shot that's valid

[02:58:45] But then there's certain parts where you got to deal with people going walk on crony

[02:59:04] Switch

[02:59:07] If I went to where you went to Canada you'd be a fucking Gerber yeah

[02:59:21] 5,000 subs

[02:59:34] I'm actually not man. I'm not reading chat. No nothing. I'm not

[02:59:40] He'd make

[02:59:44] You're the same thing as him you have to carry

[02:59:50] Let's go let's go clip side. Yeah clip side. I'm not even kidding. I'm so hungry bro. Oh my god

[02:59:57] How much ping do I have?

[02:59:59] We all have like a hundred.

[03:00:00] I'm going to say I'm going to breach everything.

[03:00:03] Bro still has 55 ping in on his servers.

[03:00:07] How can you check ping?

[03:00:09] You just hit tab and it'll stay on the far right what your ping is.

[03:00:14] I actually got to get on reddit.

[03:00:18] What is reddit? Is that a Facebook app or something?

[03:00:21] No, that's meta.

[03:00:23] How much would how much would meta have to pay you to switch to Facebook streaming?

[03:00:35] Okay, so they offer you 50 million

[03:00:42] But it's exclusive

[03:00:53] I got offered a $70,000 a month deal for Facebook to be exclusive and I declined it.

[03:01:00] Probably a good decision in hindsight.

[03:01:03] Yeah bro, I just got to believe it in yourself.

[03:01:05] You're going as far as the story of my statement.

[03:01:07] I don't know man, you could have been the biggest Facebook streamer.

[03:01:12] You actually should never ever shoot me again, you stupid fat fuck.

[03:01:16] What?

[03:01:17] Oh my god, you actually raised my cortisol levels.

[03:01:20] I don't know where the cameras are in this fucking night.

[03:01:22] fucking no this is gonna be a little bit

[03:01:28] rougher brah I'm not gonna lie yeah am I good to fucking break that he's in the

[03:01:35] middle room a good camera family should check it when they're dead

[03:01:39] I don't know what character he's somewhere in the through he's somewhere in my

[03:01:44] pink joke Joey's somewhere in this room I don't know where yeah

[03:01:48] I mean, I'm one HP, thanks to you.

[03:01:52] Oh, oh, it's playing Virtual!

[03:01:54] Where'd you guys die?

[03:01:56] Did he kill you on first floor?

[03:01:58] I don't know. I couldn't tell you because Deji's screaming and he's fucking shooting me.

[03:02:02] Taking a look around.

[03:02:03] No, I told you, careful, and you just run into the room.

[03:02:12] We're just running through, what are we doing?

[03:02:15] No, no, I think...

[03:02:16] No, come rush me, come rush me, come rush me!

[03:02:20] I'm soaking.

[03:02:21] Oh no, he's on... no, he's on staircase!

[03:02:22] He's on staircase!

[03:02:25] Hold the stairs, hold the stairs.

[03:02:26] How did he kill you?

[03:02:27] Right where I died.

[03:02:30] I hear him to your left.

[03:02:31] I hear him to your left.

[03:02:36] He might be wrapping around the staircase to your left.

[03:02:38] Yeah.

[03:02:39] I think he's just running around the...

[03:02:41] Yo, bitch, you guys, you might have to get inside the site with him.

[03:02:45] The diffuser is no longer in your possession.

[03:02:48] Fucking, are you serious?

[03:02:51] He's crossed.

[03:03:02] Friendly, last stop.

[03:03:03] He's in the corner.

[03:03:11] Oh, God!

[03:03:15] Oh my god!

[03:03:17] No fucking way!

[03:03:19] No fucking way!

[03:03:21] No fucking way!

[03:03:23] You like that fake run?

[03:03:25] You like that fake run?

[03:03:27] What the fuck was that?

[03:03:29] You like that fake run?

[03:03:31] You like that fake run?

[03:03:33] That was absolutely...

[03:03:35] Yo, next time...

[03:03:37] Yo, that's not rushing that fast, bro.

[03:03:39] That was good. That was good.

[03:03:41] That was not rushing that fast.

[03:03:43] And he's playing he's playing multi-level like he's trying he did

[03:03:55] Next time we bend that fucking guy with the name vigil where the fuck he was the band visual next time

[03:04:06] There's so many different characters, who do I even pick guys you guys know I

[03:04:10] I

[03:04:12] Don't like you're a very gun heavy guy woulda me you are dead. That's right gamers probably probably somebody with the best weapon

[03:04:18] Did the crook brother?

[03:04:20] What?

[03:04:24] Okay, yo reinforce

[03:04:26] Yo, do you see how he played that bull that was he was like rotating every individual we need to bang the fuck out of chat

[03:04:32] How am I supposed to play virtual? Am I supposed to just run around like with my booty?

[03:04:35] Yeah, but why don't we first try in character and means it's joey or it's

[03:04:41] Joan can't see you that's all fucking thing Ron sit in a corner and if you

[03:04:46] hear his Joan that's not fucking ability. I got it. I got it. I got it in my ability. Wait, wow.

[03:04:53] No grab my armor. Grab my armor. Grab my armor. Grab my armor.

[03:04:57] Why don't I see a first time chatter calling me the fucking fard of Twitch?

[03:05:01] down to five seconds it's it's a pinch increase surveillance on bomb or had to

[03:05:09] the view I need actual quiet so I can hear this

[03:05:13] I'm on cams.

[03:05:38] He's on roof.

[03:05:39] The comms I like how quiet we are holy shit

[03:05:51] My border then 행동이지 fuck to Jason he is a drone right there

[03:06:05] He just blasted this wall open on four ping

[03:06:09] Don't go on, don't go on.

[03:06:11] You guys, you know when to try and go, please.

[03:06:13] Shh.

[03:06:15] Keep us successfully deployed.

[03:06:21] Keep us deployed.

[03:06:23] We have some time.

[03:06:25] Keep us straight through.

[03:06:27] Keep your area.

[03:06:34] Yo, I like this. We're all locked.

[03:06:36] Just repeat the same thing on the gate.

[03:06:38] the bomb.

[03:06:39] Push that ship.

[03:06:45] I'll get on cams, I'll get on cams, I'll get on cams, I'll know if he comes up here,

[03:06:58] okay?

[03:06:59] Okay brother, thank you.

[03:07:00] Joe, if you want, you can watch the cams for me bro.

[03:07:02] Yeah, sit on cams, sit on cams.

[03:07:03] Give me a minute bro, we can do this.

[03:07:04] I'll know if he's anywhere

[03:07:11] He's the boning, he's the boning

[03:07:21] He's on my ping, he's on my ping, he's on my ping, on the ping, on the ping

[03:07:27] He's planting a bomb on my ping, planting on my ping

[03:07:31] He's on this wall. He's on this wall guys. Oh

[03:07:39] My god, I should have fucking refired him. I'm an idiot

[03:08:31] Watch your rimtard, bro!

[03:08:33] How?

[03:08:33] I'm deadass!

[03:08:34] I'm deadass! I'm sorry!

[03:08:35] I'm deadass!

[03:08:36] I'm sorry!

[03:08:37] I'm sorry!

[03:08:38] I'm so sorry!

[03:08:39] There was a hundred people saying behind you this guy completely left.

[03:08:42] No, he did that purpose.

[03:08:43] It's that purpose.

[03:08:44] It's that purpose.

[03:08:45] No, I'm deadass!

[03:08:46] I'm so sorry!

[03:08:47] No, no, it was not purpose, I swear.

[03:08:49] It was not purpose, and we'll forgive you.

[03:08:51] Well, we kept saying turn left, and you weren't turning.

[03:08:54] I'm deadass!

[03:08:55] Honestly, I'm so sorry!

[03:08:57] That's the guy that got first pick.

[03:08:58] Are you serious?

[03:08:59] Oh my god, bro. That deserves at least two pretzels. Hold on.

[03:09:07] I can't. I actually can't.

[03:09:12] Best eating is not bad. Thank you.

[03:09:17] I'm so sorry. Oh my god, that sucks to know.

[03:09:20] Oh my gosh. I already myself, I already myself, I already myself.

[03:09:26] Oh who the fuck just ordered me air once in my house, bro. Why is it about to be here in two minutes?

[03:09:34] Better wait to eat that shit till we're done

[03:09:51] He might be first floor again he's on thing

[03:09:56] What character is this other side?

[03:09:58] I don't know what character that is. He is laser.

[03:10:00] 5 seconds.

[03:10:02] What the fuck? What character is that?

[03:10:04] Lock and lock and lock and lock and lock and

[03:10:06] Make your way to implication and diffuse it.

[03:10:08] Mooda!

[03:10:10] Aruni!

[03:10:12] I don't know why I played on Ram, bro.

[03:10:14] Mooda!

[03:10:16] Oh god, Mooda's not moving.

[03:10:18] Oh shit!

[03:10:20] How do I go in?

[03:10:22] I don't want to just peek that. It's probably a death sentence.

[03:10:28] I'm breaking this, I'm breaking this, I'm breaking this.

[03:10:33] What is this emote in my chat bro?

[03:10:38] Don't worry, give it a minute, it'll start gone.

[03:10:41] Is he up there?

[03:10:43] I'm busting every wall down I'm going in fuck it

[03:11:06] He's on ping.

[03:11:13] He's on ping.

[03:11:16] What the fuck, I can't see him!

[03:11:19] He's brothers coming in for overwatch.

[03:11:26] He's on ping, he's literally on ping.

[03:11:30] He's in front of the camera.

[03:11:31] Oh my god.

[03:11:33] I am not.

[03:11:35] One sec!

[03:11:36] One sec!

[03:11:37] Let me find him!

[03:11:38] Run run run!

[03:11:39] Hold my body, run!

[03:11:40] Hold my body.

[03:11:41] I'm running, I'm running.

[03:11:42] Let me find him.

[03:11:43] Okay let me find him.

[03:11:44] Okay, let me find them

[03:12:14] Oh my god, he's going to kill them with a flameball!

[03:12:18] Haha! Yo! Yo, this guy's a pro!

[03:12:22] This guy's a pro! This guy's not a pro, bro!

[03:12:25] This guy's a wanker!

[03:12:26] Wait, you're a wanker!

[03:12:27] Yo, sketch your hand, bro! Yo, sketch your hand, bro!

[03:12:30] Y'all are hand, bro! Y'all are hand! Y'all are hand!

[03:12:32] Hey, no, I appreciate you, man! No, you're hand!

[03:12:34] Both of you guys, I mean, bro! Yo!

[03:12:36] Wait, don't be in line! Don't be in line!

[03:12:37] Y'all are fire!

[03:12:38] That you may have not diffused the bomb at the time,

[03:12:40] matter the most, but you still killed them, bro!

[03:12:42] them bro so you know what bro a forever gang

[03:12:44] thank you thank you thank you also wine

[03:12:47] seller wine seller wine seller wine

[03:12:49] seller wine seller wine seller wine seller

[03:12:50] wine seller wait i don't know how to play

[03:12:51] wine seller it's the easiest i don't

[03:12:54] see it so who just ordered who ordered

[03:12:57] me food oh my god can i go get my food

[03:13:00] real quick someone ordered me bro i don't

[03:13:01] want to like no yes you have

[03:13:03] permission wait i think we're getting

[03:13:04] my house is getting robbed hold on

[03:13:12] I

[03:13:16] Legion

[03:13:19] Looking them he hasn't he hasn't fallen for a lesion mine now

[03:13:24] that's true

[03:13:27] Don't be good

[03:13:37] You know what it is

[03:13:42] No, ignorance is bliss, bro. If you just if you're just very oblivious to a lot of things happening in life

[03:13:48] You'll just be a way happier person. No, I like that boy. You're so wise

[03:13:57] Did you pick up the food that you ordered

[03:14:06] Has he found bomb I'm gonna how are we not reinforcing the most important wall

[03:14:12] I had a matter that's my bad a little roaming dock action

[03:14:29] when robots do it better.

[03:14:41] Yo, we gotta reinforce better next time.

[03:14:43] I'm too scared, I'm coming downstairs.

[03:14:54] All that pay-on-the-pay-on-the-fin. You let something out.

[03:14:56] But I don't think he's really there, I think he just called it a strike.

[03:14:58] He popped the hornet. Yeah, but I think he's really just telling you the structure for the greater good

[03:15:04] I have a good angle, bro. He's actually impossible. I can AFK her and eat food if I wanted to but I'm not gonna eat the word

[03:15:09] Whoa, what was that? Oh

[03:15:13] Where were you? Oh, no be basement who way be basement who way?

[03:15:47] Yeah, that pink is disgusting, bro.

[03:15:50] I think he's a vintage ball and god, he does stuff.

[03:15:51] I really don't want to peek that.

[03:15:53] Listen, I'm gonna play above you, so you have to kill one of us.

[03:15:59] I don't know if he's gonna come in through here.

[03:16:00] I'm not gonna watch them.

[03:16:01] He's just throwing other nades.

[03:16:02] Yeah.

[03:16:03] No, he's looking through hardwall.

[03:16:04] He's looking through hardwall.

[03:16:05] I'm not really peeking.

[03:16:06] I'm watching cams.

[03:16:07] I'm watching cams.

[03:16:08] I'm watching cams.

[03:16:09] He's in.

[03:16:10] He's in.

[03:16:11] He's in.

[03:16:12] He's in.

[03:16:13] He's in.

[03:16:14] He's in.

[03:16:15] He's in he's in he's in he's in

[03:16:17] No way!

[03:16:18] The way this thing is nuts!

[03:16:19] What?

[03:16:20] That's insane, Moe, look to me.

[03:16:23] Bro, like before I even react I'm dead.

[03:16:27] The bomb infuser has been successfully deployed.

[03:16:29] Locate the infuser in short.

[03:16:31] Almost shot him! Almost shot him!

[03:16:33] Mission failure.

[03:16:34] Oh, I thought I'd be sitting right there.

[03:16:39] Everywhere but the shoulders.

[03:16:43] Okay.

[03:16:45] Oh, okay, you make uh, who do we ban? What did he play last time? I

[03:16:53] Don't even know

[03:16:59] I mean, I don't mind I don't mind that I think we just ban two characters that we play and he doesn't yeah

[03:17:10] Wait, what's a good reaction time he always bands mosey

[03:17:15] I

[03:17:17] Was he good? It's my main

[03:17:21] Is it all

[03:17:23] But he

[03:17:25] Captures he captures the ES4 thing to capture your dad don't be yet so smart out of him, bro

[03:17:32] We banned okay be oh

[03:17:35] It's better for it's better for him that bill could be than us

[03:17:39] Because then you just hear right you're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. That's much like you

[03:17:43] Okay, you know if you put that same spot as last time bro and just roaming around dude

[03:17:49] Need to use your drone to locate a bomb

[03:17:55] I can win this one no talk I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. I have a daughter to take not a basement

[03:18:04] You have a daughter. Yep. Oh

[03:18:08] What's her name?

[03:18:13] at least downstairs at least garage matter matter I didn't see you in a cellar I was in cellar

[03:18:19] I hate you so much where the fuck is he oh now he's uh he's set up where the fuck I am

[03:18:32] classic did anyone know what I'm referencing am I too old he has this whole wall open

[03:18:37] I just saw him, I almost had a free kill, I've sold you guys.

[03:18:48] Wait, I almost had him.

[03:18:51] No, no, no, he knows where they're, we know where they're, don't do it, don't do it.

[03:18:55] I had a free kill, bro.

[03:18:59] Ugh, chat, I'm so bad at the game.

[03:19:02] I'm sorry chat he's killing me dammit he just killed you with a pistol bro are we not

[03:19:12] yo guys tell me i've got a roaming roaming stairs i'm on site i'm on site i'm on site

[03:19:17] you know push me you know come here come here put the bug down everyone come here

[03:19:22] joe it's on me what the fuck that's mine bro chill dude joe put the bug down

[03:19:28] How did he fucking wrap behind us?

[03:19:35] Oh my god, he went all the way downstairs and wrapped around the whole first floor.

[03:19:41] Did we try planting or just leave it?

[03:19:55] I would. I would.

[03:19:57] But Kerry's not there anymore, so maybe he's in front of you somewhere, I doubt you.

[03:20:01] The diffuser has been recovered.

[03:20:06] Oh, go look for him. Just pluck him off. Puck him off.

[03:20:11] I think he's on my right.

[03:20:15] The diffuser is active. Protected at all costs.

[03:20:18] Fuck!

[03:20:19] One friendly operator remaining.

[03:20:25] Yeah, it's one. Yeah, she's right there.

[03:20:37] No way!

[03:20:39] Defense!

[03:20:40] No way!

[03:20:41] Oh, he- his aim's crazy.

[03:20:42] No!

[03:20:43] Hey!

[03:20:44] What the fuck?

[03:20:45] Nobody give up this match.

[03:20:46] We're fine.

[03:20:47] We're fine.

[03:20:48] I'm gonna start the game.

[03:20:49] I'm gonna start the game.

[03:20:50] I'm gonna start the game.

[03:20:51] I'm gonna start the game.

[03:20:52] I'm gonna start the game.

[03:20:53] I'm gonna start the game.

[03:20:54] fine I'm gonna start killing people I'm gonna kill a single person in a match I've

[03:21:01] only killed one thing I've been killed but one guy we would have been up one

[03:21:05] map or one round if Desi just learned how to diffuse a bomb I mean I just

[03:21:13] one little mistake it's fine all right what's not no no no we need to bear oh

[03:21:20] Oh my god, that's

[03:21:23] What's the player?

[03:21:25] That's the worst thing we could have been I'm not gonna lie. What's that nobody? What's not player that doesn't have footsteps?

[03:21:32] Um, I think it's caviar caviar. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, the Mexican one

[03:21:41] I think she's Mexican

[03:21:43] Kvairos, I am she Mexican possibly me. Oh

[03:21:48] I don't see her. What does that mean? I think it's like, I actually don't know what it means.

[03:21:55] Does that mean like your son or something or my boy?

[03:21:59] Yeah, it's son, it's son, yeah.

[03:22:02] Who's born hot? Is Thorne good, Chad?

[03:22:06] Thorne is good.

[03:22:09] Could you teach me like a cool British term?

[03:22:12] Everyone at Chad just said Thorne's amazing though.

[03:22:14] Um, say, ah, she's, she's moving, she's moving kind of peng still.

[03:22:19] No, say, legs, she's moving kind of legs still.

[03:22:22] But that, should I put on the ground here?

[03:22:23] You gotta, you gotta say, you gotta say how my non-save.

[03:22:26] No, no, ignore him.

[03:22:28] Don't, do not say that.

[03:22:30] Um, she's moving kind of legs still means she's, she's, she's good.

[03:22:35] Wait, I hear, I hear, you hear this round?

[03:22:38] Five seconds left.

[03:22:40] You gotta say.

[03:22:41] So why are we not reinforcing anything, bro?

[03:22:43] throw probably just a place in fact like a

[03:22:47] one-round it's gonna pay off

[03:22:50] comma comma, comma, comma, comma

[03:22:55] holy shit

[03:22:59] nothing though we need to like enforce smaller

[03:23:02] I'm reinforcing right now

[03:23:05] I was like he's using shoot me in the head

[03:23:11] Actually be quiet though, I'll be right here.

[03:23:13] Careful of that fucking window, bro.

[03:23:15] Shhh.

[03:23:31] Talk to me, talk to me.

[03:23:32] Holy shit.

[03:23:33] Bro, I don't know where I just died from.

[03:23:37] I did just watch you on camps, just get obliterated and I don't know where he was.

[03:23:41] for locating a bomb protected he shot cam where I'm at a dime

[03:23:52] my plane's right

[03:23:58] what you saw him to the right but boy you like that was so fucked he was like

[03:24:02] hiding bro that's not even your fault oh my god he's on site yes one yes

[03:24:09] Yes, yes, one.

[03:24:16] Where did I get shot from?

[03:24:25] He's running.

[03:24:27] He's right up here.

[03:24:31] He has a gadget run that tells him where you are by the way.

[03:24:34] Hey, Voss?

[03:24:36] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[03:25:08] Wow, I've never seen that

[03:25:11] Bro, you know what I do boy. You know what you do. I have a feeling why we're losing, but we need to just like oh

[03:25:18] That's actually that's really good advice. Yep

[03:25:20] No, no, you know we need to do actually actually we need to stick together all in the same fucking room

[03:25:26] You can't kill us all it's impossible if we all sit in the same fucking room like think about it

[03:25:31] I'm not mad at that, I kinda like that plan because that's-

[03:25:37] If we all sit in the diffuser room, what does it even do?

[03:25:40] Not like literally, because like a grenade can kill us all like going one year, one

[03:25:44] year, one year, one year.

[03:25:51] Run man, stop eating.

[03:25:54] I'm not gonna lie, I have a hot take here.

[03:26:00] They think my idea is shit.

[03:26:02] For him being a pro?

[03:26:04] He's low kick on a bunce.

[03:26:08] I'll be the guy that says it on the screen.

[03:26:10] I will agree. I think the skill gap we had on Rocket League was way higher.

[03:26:13] Is he good at Rocket League?

[03:26:15] No, I think when we did the Rocket League thing.

[03:26:18] Found him, found him, found him, found him.

[03:26:23] 1v5?

[03:26:24] I mean, yeah, Chad Wolf's playing on his team.

[03:26:56] You'll come down with us whoever did on a veggie if you won't come down with us

[03:27:05] You're free the entire hallway

[03:27:26] On this window!

[03:27:33] The future is online.

[03:27:35] Oh my god, you're sketchy, you're scary.

[03:27:37] Sketch on god, you're just scary.

[03:27:39] Sketch on god, you're just scary.

[03:27:41] Oh my god, you're born god, you're just scary.

[03:27:45] Die, scum!

[03:27:47] Bro, that's all we need to do.

[03:27:49] No, no, no, no. I'm serious?

[03:27:51] I, we've figured it out. I swear to god.

[03:27:54] everyone stop that lurching just go to the fucking site as all the barbara just

[03:27:59] swing aside you get wrangles no that character is the character that I just

[03:28:04] use basically you could run around there a little garage go go wine cellar everyone

[03:28:08] small go for master better just so wine cellar get that Jesus much good job bro

[03:28:13] that was good thank you brother change the spot changes one but which one we're

[03:28:18] good we got it we got it we got it we got it you know what's a good uh Chad

[03:28:22] Victory sweet potato

[03:28:29] It would be easier from the win if you guys run in at once

[03:28:31] I think if we full swing two angles he can't kill us fast enough if he's there

[03:28:37] So the way sketch plan to do that spot it makes it like literally impossible for him against five people

[03:28:42] I'm not kidding. That's what I'm saying

[03:28:45] You know they realize we like we're looking for him fuck looking for him to cut the bomb and get the fuck out

[03:28:50] Why speed?

[03:28:52] No

[03:29:01] Is this good

[03:29:22] I'm playing the dumbest angle ever, but if he comes in here I kill him.

[03:29:40] Oh, is that wall breakable?

[03:29:46] good, good stay there

[03:29:48] at least he's stable

[03:29:50] you ever seen that editor no

[03:29:52] bro Jesus

[03:29:57] and then it goes into like a lucky song

[03:29:59] it goes, huh, while I wouldn't

[03:30:01] I knew he was there

[03:30:03] wait wait wait wait

[03:30:05] he's right outside of our garage

[03:30:12] he's like a fucking idiot

[03:30:14] Fucking barricaded me off to everything

[03:30:23] I need someone to pull I need someone over here. I need someone over here. I'm dead. I'm dead

[03:30:44] I GOT YOU! I GOT YOU!

[03:30:46] Thank you.

[03:30:48] Bro, he can't hear me.

[03:30:50] I hurt- maybe I just- teammates here- I hear teammates.

[03:30:53] What about that? What about that?

[03:30:55] Were you in that mold, Ron? Where they can't make noise?

[03:30:57] That's my bad, then. That's my bad. That's my bad.

[03:31:00] Wait, he can't hear me?

[03:31:02] I heard you. All I know is I fucking heard you, bro.

[03:31:04] Dude, I'm not even getting the score to be 5-3 right now.

[03:31:07] This dumbass knew how to fucking defuse a bomb!

[03:31:10] I know, Fax.

[03:31:12] Run run look can we go past that now? No

[03:31:18] Wait, I'm not kidding we win easy claps easy claps easy claps easy claps

[03:31:25] I'm not eating pretzels bro. Stop dick riding me. I already ate all my food. Oh

[03:31:33] If he goes down I need to get one kill I'm a chud right now. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie right now. You're playing like

[03:31:39] I don't know. Oh, really? Oh, we'll test that out tomorrow.

[03:31:43] So, I want some of you guys get to what you stopped by taking the tier one subs.

[03:31:47] Oh, I still thank you, Long-Drone.

[03:31:49] Joe, you're just a good guy. I'm pretty sure Ron Tate doesn't take anyone

[03:31:53] that's like 20 gifted or some shit.

[03:31:55] It's not even true because I don't even get 20 gifted.

[03:31:57] So, I could be even getting a thousand, bro.

[03:32:00] 5,000 gifted buttons broken.

[03:32:03] Hey, that right, Jack. Let's test it out right now to prove everyone wrong.

[03:32:06] I'm just gonna get you out of here, that's a mess.

[03:32:13] Okay, yo yo, everyone stick together, please for the lovely god, everyone's on fire.

[03:32:19] I can't wait to relocation and abuse it.

[03:32:22] Stick it together, stick it together.

[03:32:23] Watch the cameras.

[03:32:24] Nice one.

[03:32:25] Watch out for peeks.

[03:32:26] There are five sub-peaks that you can get right here.

[03:32:28] Watch out boys.

[03:32:29] Wait, I'm gonna destroy that window.

[03:32:31] We get bored of that.

[03:32:33] Okay Ron, nice.

[03:32:34] Bro, just shut up.

[03:33:05] I was sketch sketch is in the map with bomb by the way with bomb

[03:33:14] Why are we peeking?

[03:33:16] That's a fucking stable and auto.

[03:33:18] My god, you're in there.

[03:33:30] The diffuser is no longer...

[03:33:32] He's roaming, he's roaming.

[03:33:34] Oh my god, bro.

[03:33:36] Oh my god, I just shot your body.

[03:33:40] Hold on.

[03:33:44] Oh my gosh.

[03:33:51] Oh my god, how is he holding that fucking angle, bro?

[03:34:06] Silence.

[03:34:07] watching a master at his craft one matter daddy please

[03:34:21] You're on my side, my side.

[03:34:36] You're on. What are you, John Wick, bro?

[03:34:39] I'm stable fucking, Ronaldo. Watch your mouth.

[03:34:45] Still there, Ron. Still there, yeah.

[03:34:51] can you just camp the fuser yeah I don't know where's the fuser it's on the

[03:34:58] doorway he's rotating he's in his main room main room

[03:35:04] oh my god

[03:35:14] You know the only option that you're gonna sprint at him

[03:35:38] I didn't have time to use my brain capacity

[03:35:40] bro anyone would have been under pressure brother pressure builds diamonds but

[03:35:46] diamonds break pressure man you know can we go back to that wine teller

[03:35:50] garage shit bro that was fire we want that so easily the other chance no

[03:35:56] someone go bandit can someone go bandit or kai please I'm gonna go bandit I

[03:36:00] don't know what he does okay I just don't know I'll tell you what I'll do

[03:36:03] chat where's all that kid I just was I'll sketch all my character with the

[03:36:07] fuck yo Joe don't listen to the chat man you're doing really good thank you

[03:36:11] sketch I fucking love you Brian appreciate you sketch I love them

[03:36:15] don't worry okay no no no no no follow me follow me run well let's go so what's

[03:36:23] better can I eat or bend it I think I eat is they're both a good low key is it

[03:36:30] bad to hold in piss as a man anything bad I really have to pee but I want to

[03:36:36] Ron Ron come here Ron come here

[03:36:43] Destroy them please thank you

[03:36:52] Electrify that use your ability on that wall

[03:36:55] Yes, sir. Yes, sir use both use both is both one one wall. What does it do?

[03:37:00] He can't fucking break it

[03:37:06] Come on.

[03:37:13] And you have more. If you have a 5 more walls you can do it too.

[03:37:16] But like this one right here, come here.

[03:37:18] This one right here.

[03:37:20] Oh hell no, bro. We can't have that.

[03:37:28] He's right above me!

[03:37:29] Well, maybe we're glasses.

[03:37:32] Actually I'm gonna camp here with you.

[03:37:33] Alright.

[03:37:36] I can't lie, I'm lagging like crazy.

[03:37:38] How are you lagging?

[03:37:39] Right here, he's lagging.

[03:37:40] He's not lagging.

[03:37:41] Oh, what the fuck?

[03:37:42] What the fuck is that that he just did?

[03:37:45] What the fuck is that, chat?

[03:37:47] What character is that?

[03:37:51] Sketch, stop roaming.

[03:37:52] Lady, shut the fuck up.

[03:37:53] Sketch, why are you roaming?

[03:37:55] I'm sending messages.

[03:37:57] Whoa, oh my god, oh my god.

[03:38:00] He's wasting all of his shit though, that's a good thing.

[03:38:03] Voss?

[03:38:04] Voss?

[03:38:06] I see him, I see him, I see him. He's right there on one, on that ping, on one ping.

[03:38:16] Master Jack, he's going to be right here.

[03:38:23] No! Watch above your head, watch your head, watch your head, watch your head master!

[03:38:26] Oh my god, oh my god, I panicked.

[03:38:28] I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.

[03:38:32] You're fucking...

[03:38:33] Jogging me.

[03:38:34] Oh, I like that sound.

[03:38:47] Stole peak fellas, I panic. That was my bad. I sold this around. I'll give it to you.

[03:38:51] I'll watch Joseph since he has no kills.

[03:38:54] Ah, I played this around.

[03:38:57] Dude, this is big pressure right now. My chat's calling me 0 and 8 and 8.

[03:39:01] No!

[03:39:02] Oh no.

[03:39:03] OW, BRO!

[03:39:09] I LITERALLY, BRO, I'M PRESSING THE TRIGGER! I HAD MY-

[03:39:14] This guy's just barricaded himself.

[03:39:16] Hey, he's planting. I hear him planting. Oh my god.

[03:39:19] Wait. This guy's just-

[03:39:21] He's planting stuff.

[03:39:29] Here? Yep.

[03:39:30] Kill!

[03:39:33] Oh, my god.

[03:39:35] Oh, yes.

[03:39:37] I'm killed.

[03:39:39] Excuse me, okay.

[03:39:42] Yes, sir.

[03:39:47] Just hold it, man.

[03:39:49] Fuck it.

[03:39:51] Oh, okay.

[03:39:56] I remember to stick it in and just pray, bro. Just pray.

[03:39:59] Oh, dude.

[03:40:01] I

[03:40:04] He's playing so

[03:40:06] Oh my god the score would be five five right now deshi knew how to diffuse a bomb

[03:40:13] Let it fucking go

[03:40:25] I don't know what you do

[03:40:31] Right now I might just run the opposite of you guys just to distract his ass

[03:40:37] I get to do that. I'm excited fucking right if what if we just try to win this round

[03:40:45] Hmm. Oh really? Oh, let's pull up at once

[03:40:52] Actually, I think I'm gonna carry this side. I have an idea. Oh

[03:40:55] Oh my god, I mean, okay, do we at least have NA next time?

[03:41:02] If we have NA next time, I swear we'll win.

[03:41:03] Is it lagging?

[03:41:04] Oh my god, for me it is, bro.

[03:41:07] It's not about lag.

[03:41:08] It's not about the server.

[03:41:09] I think it's less about the server and more about what fucking math chat would do.

[03:41:13] They're going to pick the hardest one.

[03:41:16] They're not downstairs.

[03:41:17] They don't want us to win, bro.

[03:42:49] I'm watching games!

[03:42:50] Ah, bro! I'm just lagging!

[03:42:53] SHUT UP!

[03:42:55] Oh my god.

[03:43:03] Rod, you know he's never gonna stick around.

[03:43:04] You know he's never gonna stick around.

[03:43:11] What is on you?

[03:43:12] I'm fast, fast!

[03:43:14] I knew he didn't...

[03:43:15] Do that at the same time!

[03:43:16] Wait!

[03:43:19] It's him.

[03:43:20] Muda, Ron, rest of what I said.

[03:43:21] No, no, no.

[03:43:23] Remember what I said.

[03:43:24] It was a tie.

[03:43:25] Remember what I said.

[03:43:27] It did take a second to detect.

[03:43:29] Oh, that's so crazy.

[03:43:31] Remember what I said.

[03:43:32] You guys can only win on Oregon.

[03:43:35] You guys didn't listen to me.

[03:43:38] I know what I'm talking about.

[03:43:40] Jixi, we're still trying.

[03:43:41] Jixi, you do know.

[03:43:42] This guy is a pro.

[03:43:44] Jixi, you guys didn't defuse a bomb.

[03:43:46] Number one.

[03:43:47] Number two, number two, ping advantage.

[03:43:50] And number three, we're gonna win the whole thing.

[03:43:52] I'm not even like, I'm not worried at all.

[03:43:54] Jaycee, Jaycee, I need NA server, bro.

[03:43:56] I need NA server.

[03:43:57] Yeah, you guys got it today.

[03:43:58] You guys got it.

[03:43:59] You guys didn't have to go around.

[03:44:00] We don't have games over, Jaycee.

[03:44:01] Thank God.

[03:44:02] Now, Chad, run a poll.

[03:44:04] What do you want, Matt?

[03:44:05] Last poll.

[03:44:06] I actually don't give a fuck what Matt did,

[03:44:07] as long as we have the fucking ping server, bro.

[03:44:10] Game's over, no.

[03:44:10] We won.

[03:44:11] We won, actually.

[03:44:12] I'll be back.

[03:44:13] I'm gonna get some water.

[03:44:14] They're gonna fucking, they're gonna vote

[03:44:15] the same fucking map.

[03:44:15] I can't do that.

[03:44:16] They can't do that. It's gonna be different map.

[03:44:18] Wait, who's controlling the voting?

[03:44:21] It's Chat.

[03:44:22] You bagged her some.

[03:44:26] It's Chat.

[03:44:28] Oh my god, my streamer is a choke artist.

[03:44:31] I'm gonna fucking ban you. Yo, Joe, I have a question.

[03:44:33] Did you mean to go one in ten?

[03:44:36] I went O in ten, but I'm, you know, I don't mean to blame Deji there,

[03:44:40] but I had the angle.

[03:44:43] I had in my crosshairs. I was distracted and I didn't get the kill off. Yeah, no, honestly Joe. I'm sorry

[03:44:50] I'm just keep blacking out. I don't know what's going on my internet. It's just pissing me off. So I apologize

[03:44:57] I gotta kill last

[03:44:59] Thank you for 31 months. I thank you for the 25 months guys. I read my sucks. I'll be stable. We're not on the Chapman

[03:45:04] I actually run like

[03:45:07] Do you think you're gonna want to play tomorrow, man Rocket League CS?

[03:45:13] High-fives, he's got it about you right now.

[03:45:15] High-fives, he's got it about you right now.

[03:45:16] You want to play Rocket League in GeoGuessr?

[03:45:18] Brother, I'm going to that Rocket League in GeoGuessr.

[03:45:20] You're not winning the bro vs bro.

[03:45:22] Ask Jinxie, I beat him in GeoGuessr.

[03:45:26] Yeah, you beat Jinxie in GeoGuessr when he's been in Florida his entire life.

[03:45:31] That is true.

[03:45:32] Ask him what happened with Rocket League, I almost beat him too.

[03:45:37] Okay, Ron, Joe's better than me in Rocket League, bro.

[03:45:41] Okay, what's not hard to beat you, so I don't really know what the person was

[03:45:45] I've got a line almost one

[03:45:48] Last game, bro. Oh my god. Now. I look you want to play you in chess Joe

[03:45:53] I'm bro. I don't

[03:45:56] I was playing chess. Oh my god content ever supposed we could actually fuck. Wow. He could actually fuck

[03:46:02] We're gonna run it Wow

[03:46:04] What map are we playing? I guess in Jesus you guys

[03:46:10] Oh, so okay bet I see what's going on. No, I see what's going on

[03:46:14] But the map that's boy asked for yeah the map that's boy asked for got it or novel sorry novel a cafe

[03:46:19] Sorry

[03:46:22] Yeah, you have to invite me again, please. Okay. Oh, no

[03:46:26] You just boys we lost the money we lost everything you're gonna have to get they can wait to restart the game. Is are we are we stuck?

[03:46:34] Is the lobby glitched yeah, yes, I can't load in

[03:46:38] Okay, okay. Yeah, we I got a restart. That's your game. I'm fine. I'm in

[03:46:46] This game just takes a second to load

[03:46:49] All right, so chatter we pay I don't know if I've ever even played cafe

[03:46:54] Well, jixi's getting paid in a payment plan for these gifted subs. All right, so anybody

[03:46:59] I've mine. Did you invite me?

[03:47:01] Are you going to Florida then?

[03:47:03] And Jixie's not here, so we gotta wait.

[03:47:05] Okay.

[03:47:06] Where'd Jixie go?

[03:47:07] I don't know who you're just laughing at.

[03:47:09] Eeww! Eeww!

[03:47:11] You guys know what? Happy pic to know.

[03:47:13] Do we know what Happy pic to know?

[03:47:14] Chat. Chat. Pic. Cafe.

[03:47:17] Oh my God.

[03:47:20] He's going to spawn peak.

[03:47:21] They're saying he's going to spawn peak.

[03:47:23] He's going to fucking matter daddy else.

[03:47:25] I'm not even kidding.

[03:47:25] Well, I don't give a fuck.

[03:47:27] Oh, wait.

[03:47:28] Lowkey give me a sec. I'm gonna restart my internet

[03:47:38] I'll be five minutes man. Oh, no

[03:47:42] I'm gonna have a quick intermission with my chat and see uh

[03:47:46] What uh, what's the best agent to check chat? All right. I won't I won't be long. I won't be long

[03:47:50] Give me two six chat. Is it cooked or do we have a chance dead ass? Don't lie. Just just be honest with me

[03:47:55] so I know I don't waste time just spamming cooked yeah that's what I'm

[03:48:00] feeling too my shit never loads this game is fucking taking forever all right

[03:48:10] they were the five gifted hobble all right boys

[03:48:14] You see lobby's glitched

[03:48:19] Also, veggie just said he's gonna reset his whole internet so

[03:48:25] Move why does he always say he's I don't know if I could play bro. I think I have couple tunnel

[03:48:34] Do you know anybody that's gotten carpal tunnel from video games me I had it when I was younger

[03:48:39] I played for night my wrist used to be purple. I'm not kidding

[03:48:41] You could actually see it on my wrist if you look at my stream right now

[03:48:44] You'll see that I have permanent pigment loss on my skin right where my hand rested on my mousepad

[03:48:49] Right here. See that chat

[03:48:53] This

[03:48:56] Pigment is going for my skin for the rest of my life

[03:49:01] Are you able to is hi-fives here?

[03:49:04] Yeah, yeah, I able to read by me. I do not have diabetes. Yes. I will he is creating a lovely right now

[03:49:09] Oh, shit.

[03:49:10] You guys think I have diabetes?

[03:49:12] Yeah, he was dumb.

[03:49:13] Oh, no, but I think you eat like shit.

[03:49:15] Yo, wait.

[03:49:16] I wasn't even talking to you, so what the fuck was that for?

[03:49:18] I went 10-ben.

[03:49:19] Fuck.

[03:49:20] Jinx.

[03:49:21] Alright, I just won't give you any advice if you don't want it, man.

[03:49:25] Sorry, I thought you were just kind of airing it out.

[03:49:27] You know, you could have muted it if you were just talking to your chat.

[03:49:29] I'm not fucking fat, bro.

[03:49:30] Jerk off.

[03:49:31] I never said you were fat.

[03:49:32] I said you were unhealthy.

[03:49:33] No one asked for that opinion, dude.

[03:49:35] Fuck you.

[03:49:37] Just because of that bomb stress eating, I'm not even kidding.

[03:49:41] Southern California.

[03:49:43] I invited him, I invited him, I invited him.

[03:49:45] Wait, what did you need from him?

[03:49:47] Who to the what now?

[03:49:49] Spoi said your name, bud.

[03:49:51] Oh wait, yeah.

[03:49:53] Fuck, Chad.

[03:49:55] Yo, is Jinxy feeding spoi like info?

[03:49:59] No.

[03:50:01] Yeah, I got told that.

[03:50:03] Hold on.

[03:50:05] So you've been calming this whole time to him

[03:50:09] All my drinks wait, oh wait, they're all set

[03:50:17] Define coming these are my game crush. I think that would be like fixing games dude

[03:50:24] Okay, I've given spoiled motivation, but I have a fight from someone. Why haven't you given us motivation?

[03:50:30] Why are you so one sided?

[03:50:35] is this to invite five of you but your confidence

[03:50:37] what are you talking about

[03:50:39] hi guys

[03:50:41] Ron who is

[03:50:43] no that's not me

[03:50:45] Ron that's a hi

[03:50:47] no

[03:50:49] no

[03:50:51] wait let me check you

[03:50:53] wait

[03:50:55] wait that's hi

[03:50:57] no

[03:50:59] oh okay I see

[03:51:01] hi guys watch time

[03:51:03] The huge tree doesn't rain in Southern California.

[03:51:08] Hi there, so I got to make a vlog.

[03:51:09] Can you run another CS tournament?

[03:51:10] Oh, my game crashed.

[03:51:11] I just got to load it up.

[03:51:12] No, but I'm going to run a Valorant tournament, not a CS tournament.

[03:51:16] Two, yeah, two, yeah.

[03:51:19] You give me a second.

[03:51:20] How long is that going to be?

[03:51:21] You know, you should do a Valorant.

[03:51:22] I'll give you free content.

[03:51:23] You should do a Valorant game, but we have to queue up with an EPAL member.

[03:51:31] So you're saying to do a valid tournament but every team on E-Kitten?

[03:51:38] Not?

[03:51:39] Yeah, that's a shoutout.

[03:51:40] You guys are not getting like, stopped and bothered by some weird names, are you?

[03:51:43] I think it's how that's not an old account.

[03:51:45] It's how that's not an old account.

[03:51:47] Whoa!

[03:51:48] Hold on.

[03:51:49] What?

[03:51:50] Wait, and women?

[03:51:52] He's doing donuts in the Aston!

[03:51:55] Oh my God!

[03:51:57] Hide mine in one of them.

[03:51:58] I gotta make it love it.

[03:51:59] No, no, no.

[03:52:00] Oh you said no way you love you said it takes five seconds bro relax I can't

[03:52:07] tell this is you inviting there's someone else

[03:52:09] yo run yeah that is not me yeah that is not how about dude he's spammed me

[03:52:15] he's US East okay okay I invited have mine get in here

[03:52:20] so okay be honest are you guys confident now that you just played

[03:52:27] I was a I was a body bag

[03:52:32] Bro, I told you guys man. It's all right. It's the back. It's the back

[03:52:37] Yeah, you know what's the one on our team confused? Uh, yeah, I don't know. I don't really know. No, no, brother brother

[03:52:44] Deji, Deji your internet didn't cause you to headbutt the fucking diffuser nine times, bro

[03:52:49] It's not a diffuser. Wow. That wasn't your internet. Deji your brain was lagging, bro

[03:52:57] You lost this over yet.

[03:52:59] I let that out bro!

[03:53:01] I guess why!

[03:53:03] I just invited you Ron.

[03:53:05] Are you sure this is you?

[03:53:07] No way, hold on.

[03:53:09] No, it's not that name.

[03:53:11] It should be Vice underscore Vice.

[03:53:13] I've seen a different name by not inviting me.

[03:53:15] Oh my god, oh my god.

[03:53:17] What name is inviting you?

[03:53:19] Don't say it.

[03:53:21] It's Van.

[03:53:23] Yeah.

[03:53:25] All right now you guys should give me a hint as to what it is

[03:53:32] No

[03:53:39] You're not online

[03:53:46] Am I not online I'm right right now just reset your game just reset your game

[03:53:55] Yo, didn't you invite me?

[03:53:57] I don't know, I was thinking about it.

[03:53:59] Wait, I'm in a lobby, but how do I see the lobby?

[03:54:01] It's like glitch for me.

[03:54:02] You're on a dog ship mode called Bullfront.

[03:54:06] So you need to switch the mode.

[03:54:07] You need to click Z.

[03:54:09] There you go, hive mind.

[03:54:10] Come in.

[03:54:12] W-O-B.

[03:54:12] W-Hive Mind, bro.

[03:54:14] Yo, how about, can you stop adding me into this,

[03:54:17] inviting me, please, on your ult?

[03:54:19] What is this thing at a start?

[03:54:21] Bazaara.

[03:54:23] What does Bazaara mean?

[03:54:25] We need Deji, we need Deji bro, we need Deji bro.

[03:54:28] JC, Deji, I'm a good spectator because the mic goes for me.

[03:54:32] Okay, okay, okay, okay.

[03:54:33] What, what bro?

[03:54:34] You remember the first time you said, alright.

[03:54:37] No, I don't remember.

[03:54:39] Where's Mudo?

[03:54:42] Do ya, do ya?

[03:54:44] Your stomach hurts bro, from eating.

[03:54:46] Wait, where is Mudo?

[03:54:47] Try pooping.

[03:54:49] Bro, you know I've been actually

[03:54:50] severely constipated recently.

[03:54:53] It's like really bad.

[03:54:54] I think my appendix is gonna burst. I'm not even kidding

[03:54:57] You know if you drink a lot of coffee, you get a lot of diarrhea

[03:55:00] Yeah, that one's pretty obvious. I think my appendix is gonna burst soon

[03:55:03] I shit I shit like three times every morning right after I drink a coffee or coffee really

[03:55:09] Why wake up?

[03:55:15] Cuz I shit the bed I've mine. I'm sorry

[03:55:20] Coffee you said coffee Joe. Oh

[03:55:22] Oh, sorry

[03:55:32] Joe

[03:55:44] I'm coming along now. I'm coming along now. Okay. No worries. Yeah

[03:55:49] definitely if I go 0 and 10 again this game I'll get a fucking break

[03:55:53] Alright, I will kill you.

[03:55:56] Blasauleur, lasauleur, tough lasauleur, buff lasauleur, bottle of lasauleur, bliversauleur,

[03:56:41] But in the end if I just learned it up what you do he said he said we're gonna get spawnpeaks

[03:56:46] You think we're actually gonna spawn in just instant die. Oh my god

[03:56:53] Yo Chad, did he actually gift info to wait the whole time

[03:57:00] Am I am I online now? Hi, guys, can you can you go to your Ubisoft connect?

[03:57:05] Maybe you got a sign into your Ubisoft connect here. Hi, guys. We need to talk

[03:57:11] Is your spam three things? Is it three words? Wait, I'm online now. Why don't you turn off

[03:57:22] your friend requests? I don't know how to do that. I'm getting spam by someone who's

[03:57:26] scaring shit out of me. Wait, thank you. Yes, you want one? Invite me? Perfect. Then

[03:57:30] I'm going to invite you. Fuck, Chad, do I need a protein candy at the house right

[03:57:34] now? Yo, did anybody ever play Fortnite when they had that problem where friend

[03:57:37] request went through no matter what they hit you with you would you would

[03:57:44] blurt out with a black screen and then they would make their username like a

[03:57:46] bunch of dots and then the hard and the hard R cover your old screen that was

[03:57:53] I think that's high-fives.

[03:57:55] What?

[03:57:57] What's going on here?

[03:57:59] High-fives, do you have something to tell us?

[03:58:01] Yes, I'm dead.

[03:58:03] I'm gonna get mad.

[03:58:05] I have a feeling he's AFK. This fucker AFK!

[03:58:07] He's definitely AFK.

[03:58:09] No, not you, not you.

[03:58:11] Jack, tell Mooder to switch.

[03:58:13] He's over to slap his gigantic nose.

[03:58:15] Sorry.

[03:58:17] Tell Mooder to switch.

[03:58:19] Tell Mooder to switch, bro!

[03:58:21] What is he doing?

[03:58:28] Text him, call him!

[03:58:29] Alright, he knows, he knows.

[03:58:30] Text him, call him!

[03:58:31] Good luck, bro.

[03:58:32] Good luck, guys.

[03:58:33] Good luck, man.

[03:58:34] We don't need luck.

[03:58:35] Final game.

[03:58:36] Final game.

[03:58:37] I just need a thing of Narcan.

[03:58:39] That's it.

[03:58:40] Oh, is this place?

[03:58:44] Yeah, if I get spot...

[03:58:45] If I get spot...

[03:58:46] If I get spot...

[03:58:47] Oh, that's all right.

[03:58:48] Fuck this.

[03:58:49] No, I'm gonna tell you guys who the band and who not the band one sec one sec one sec one sec one sec

[03:58:52] It's actually Joe

[03:58:53] No, no, no, no, no, no

[03:58:54] Damn it

[03:58:55] Tom

[03:58:55] I don't think it's a jobless game

[03:58:57] Band Snake, Band Snake, W

[03:58:59] Band Snake, Band Snake

[03:59:00] Band Snake, Band Snake

[03:59:01] Bro, I don't, I don't know

[03:59:03] Next time you band um, don't give me

[03:59:05] Cause I think don't give me like for him is

[03:59:07] Okay, okay, okay, okay

[03:59:08] Everyone watch out for this

[03:59:09] Oh wait, where do, where do we want to go? Bar?

[03:59:11] Okay, first of all, let's hit

[03:59:13] Uh, let's hit

[03:59:14] Fireplace maybe?

[03:59:15] No, no, no, bro, let's hit fireplace, let's hit fireplace, set fireplace

[03:59:18] Blocked him. Wait there's a bunch of fire but wait.

[03:59:23] Chat it's fireplace good yes or no? I'm really worried.

[03:59:27] Chat you're gonna push some bullshit.

[03:59:30] This is gonna be like no troll. We only need Mutta. You're gonna ITL.

[03:59:34] Just no one else to be unless it's good comms. I'm dead ass.

[03:59:37] Okay. Sir yes sir. Yo. Yo no. First of all, first of all.

[03:59:41] Reinforce anything you see that should be reinforced though.

[03:59:44] Before we fucking leave the room.

[03:59:46] Second of all, yo, I want three people on site at all times.

[03:59:51] Yeah, no roaming, no roaming, dead us.

[03:59:54] Please, bro, please.

[03:59:55] Why are we playing on the map that she chose?

[04:00:00] Noticing chat, noticing.

[04:00:02] Well, chat, chat voted for us.

[04:00:04] Yo, reinforce is a time wall.

[04:00:08] Chat, what's my character do?

[04:00:10] What's my character do to anyone though?

[04:00:11] Buzzalright, Buzzalright, Buzzalright, Buzzalright.

[04:00:14] 5 seconds

[04:00:16] Wait you're reinforcing our whole walls bro

[04:00:18] Chill

[04:00:20] Oh boy look at that

[04:00:22] Activate the jam

[04:00:24] Where are you talking to me?

[04:00:26] Yeah whoever

[04:00:28] Dude I don't know the snap at all

[04:00:30] Anyone in the chat know the snap?

[04:00:32] I'm a little free

[04:00:34] Oh he's in!

[04:00:36] Where where where where where where where where

[04:00:38] Remember what I said

[04:00:40] Where's he at?

[04:00:42] watch your ceilings everybody watch your ceilings

[04:00:47] all right look you trash should I be putting down my thing or no it's fine

[04:00:54] what's your date

[04:00:58] well this is low-key cop right here Jack yes or no yeah your name

[04:01:08] he's coming

[04:01:12] If he downstairs or first floor, he's probably gonna wallbang us from the roof. He's two minutes. Just don't overpick

[04:01:19] The roof

[04:01:22] Our roof is entirely shootable boy. That's not good

[04:01:26] Okay, nobody panic, bro. You know Ron. I like how you're there, but I like how you're there

[04:01:30] I like that. I like that. Cheers brother. Cheers brother. Cheers. I

[04:01:33] Hear him outside low key. I think or he's above us one or the other

[04:01:37] Just don't make a lot of noises. Yeah, yeah, yeah, nobody move. I think I think this roof this roof got broke through right here

[04:02:00] Yo, yo, my chat just set me up with the best one ever. Yo, okay, Ben

[04:02:05] Who do we ban? What's that? What's that? Pause pause pause.

[04:02:08] Quick quick quick quick quick quick!

[04:02:09] Visual! Visual! Visual! Visual! Visual! Visual! Visual!

[04:02:11] Yes! Good good calm. It's good good calm.

[04:02:13] Oh! The mood up! Come on sniff it out!

[04:02:15] I got it! I got it! I got it!

[04:02:16] Yo! Get off of my fucking dick, bro!

[04:02:19] That ass! 29% body fat talking shit.

[04:02:22] Let's go.

[04:02:23] Wait a second. Wait a second.

[04:02:24] Yo, does that ass body fat ass?

[04:02:25] Haha!

[04:02:26] Okay.

[04:02:27] Yo! Demo! Demo! Demo! Demo!

[04:02:31] Yo! All of us, they can't...

[04:02:33] Wait, what do you know?

[04:02:34] I

[04:02:37] Domino's his name's Domino's that's not Domino's a demo. No, I is silent. I guess already tell me and demo get him on

[04:02:44] Okay, let's lock in

[04:02:45] Isn't it demos?

[04:02:46] How confident you feel Buddha got 60. Did you like that being honest?

[04:02:53] Yeah, but focus remember let's remember bro remember what happened last game don't forget. No, boy

[04:02:58] He's on my he's on my

[04:03:00] Why speed not?

[04:03:02] Yo, everyone everyone listen spawn in keep your drones though. Don't just get don't let them get shot

[04:03:09] Don't skin the area where he is and then keep your drone alive

[04:03:18] Got here, okay, keep your job keep your drone alive keep your drone alive keeping it alive keeping it alive

[04:03:27] He's no clue I am

[04:03:30] 10 seconds.

[04:03:31] 10 seconds.

[04:03:32] What?

[04:03:33] Sorry for screaming.

[04:03:34] Insertion in 5 seconds.

[04:03:35] No, you're good.

[04:03:36] You can scream.

[04:03:37] Wait, you think he's going to try and spawn peek us?

[04:03:40] I don't think so.

[04:03:41] We'll see you in a second.

[04:03:42] I don't know any of the spawn peeks here, so...

[04:03:46] I'm just aiming off-road.

[04:03:55] One second.

[04:03:56] Everyone chill.

[04:03:57] Everyone chill.

[04:03:58] It's possible.

[04:03:59] Relax relax let me find them. Let me find out a drone. I'm gonna drown. He's not in sight

[04:04:04] He's lurking somewhere. He's somewhere. He shouldn't be run be careful, but he might go on these stairs though camera here

[04:04:09] She just came around

[04:04:16] Yeah, I'm yeah, I'm yeah, I'm

[04:04:21] No, he's somewhere he shouldn't be both here camera camera yes the bomb right you can't die

[04:04:29] I was gonna play it right there, he's in this corner.

[04:04:44] Alright.

[04:04:45] I'm walking for him.

[04:04:50] Is your left is your left no this ability is fucking crazy what

[04:05:04] I don't know where he is

[04:05:06] Oh my god, yes yo yo we take it slow though. Let him make mistakes, bro. Let him make mistakes. Yo, Joe

[04:05:27] No, wait, actually go and listen, listen, listen.

[04:05:32] Band, uh, yeah, fuck it, go, go, go, go, go.

[04:05:37] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[04:05:37] That's going in there and dying,

[04:05:38] actually was kind of good because he felt we were all in,

[04:05:41] so he just wanted to jump in on us,

[04:05:43] but we were waiting for him.

[04:05:44] Yo, yo, yo.

[04:05:45] Yo, good, good.

[04:05:46] I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie.

[04:05:50] Y'all are doing bar or kitchen.

[04:05:52] Let's do kitchen, let's do kitchen.

[04:05:53] I like kitchen, I like kitchen, I like kitchen,

[04:05:55] I like kitchen, I like kitchen.

[04:05:57] You bang a runee. Chat quick, who do I pick? Chat quick.

[04:06:00] Mooded, is your nose growing, you lie.

[04:06:03] Bro, no it doesn't.

[04:06:05] Not that shit, you know it, that's been possible.

[04:06:08] Wait Deji, do you play on keyboard or controller?

[04:06:10] Ah, controller.

[04:06:11] You can use your Xbox 360 controller.

[04:06:13] Is your stomach hit the desk?

[04:06:14] Excuse me, an Xbox 360 controller.

[04:06:17] No, my stomach doesn't hit the desk.

[04:06:19] I don't have a big belly, bro.

[04:06:23] Rev. In it.

[04:06:25] Yo yo yo, quickly yo quickly

[04:06:28] You're lanking

[04:06:30] Lanking

[04:06:30] Your lips are rubbsecurezabon

[04:06:33] Yo yo yo, according to BMI

[04:06:36] You're chronically obese

[04:06:38] Shut up

[04:06:39] You're on the same level

[04:06:40] Fuck not you

[04:06:41] I'm a muscle

[04:06:43] God, you're a muscle

[04:06:44] I muscle, bro

[04:06:47] Holy shit, Rob the bomb

[04:06:48] Plan your effect accordingly

[04:06:50] Keep stressing him

[04:06:51] I'm already stressing him

[04:06:52] Yeah, fuck it here

[04:06:55] Yeah, I remember there's like a hatch somewhere on the second floor, right?

[04:06:59] If I'm lying, I'm flying.

[04:07:01] Top four is located above.

[04:07:06] Joe, can you reinforce this one? Next to you, please?

[04:07:08] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[04:07:09] I love you, though.

[04:07:15] That is a good spot, yay or nay.

[04:07:17] I'm on cams wait where the fuck is Hatch chat where's Hatch

[04:07:30] I

[04:07:32] Is everyone locked or no lock here comes on me

[04:07:41] There's something on but I'm drawn run run run run

[04:07:55] Was he he's upstairs

[04:08:00] above you, above you, Deji. Yes. Just don't move, Deji. If you make noise, you're gonna

[04:08:12] shoot you.

[04:08:13] Find a good spot or bad, bro. Fuck my ass.

[04:08:18] Deji's getting him a cock peel here and swings him.

[04:08:25] one minute and 30 boys low-key tweaking

[04:08:32] I'm gonna take on pink on pink on pink on pink on pink

[04:08:36] and and now shot the shot the camera Joe shot the camera

[04:08:42] bro I fucking catch can you make your way downstairs please slowly slow slow slow don't run don't run don't run don't run don't run

[04:08:58] Yes

[04:09:19] You guys gotta hurry

[04:09:28] I

[04:09:36] Fuck some fire in my brain

[04:09:52] All good all good all good all good all good all good. I really don't know how it has dropped in there because I was shooting him

[04:09:58] And it looked like...

[04:10:00] Honestly, my fault. I could have killed him. I shouldn't have...

[04:10:03] I lose fucking connection to the game.

[04:10:06] Oh, who does he like to play?

[04:10:08] Bandthorn, bandthorn.

[04:10:09] Fucking god, this game!

[04:10:11] Did you leave?

[04:10:12] No, he...

[04:10:12] I lost connection!

[04:10:14] You would have won that, too.

[04:10:14] Oh my god.

[04:10:15] You would have won that.

[04:10:16] You would have won that.

[04:10:17] Bro, I'm gonna...

[04:10:17] Bro!

[04:10:18] Dude, it's gonna...

[04:10:20] It's gonna put you on sports teams. You have to make a new lobby, bro.

[04:10:23] No...

[04:10:24] Oh my god!

[04:10:26] I'm gonna eat pretzels for this.

[04:10:28] Can you make the score to one now?

[04:10:30] Yes, yes, yes, yes.

[04:10:31] We can make the score to one.

[04:10:33] Just abandon it.

[04:10:34] So leave the lobby.

[04:10:35] Yeah, I think we'll leave.

[04:10:37] Bro, we were all in the middle.

[04:10:38] Wait, he's in the middle of the lobby one.

[04:10:40] We don't need it.

[04:10:41] Oh, yes, yes, yes.

[04:10:42] I have that.

[04:10:43] He was dead.

[04:10:44] Dezzy, you have one second left.

[04:10:45] I don't think you have that.

[04:10:46] I don't think you have that.

[04:10:47] I promise you, I have that.

[04:10:50] It was mathematically unwitterable, bro.

[04:10:53] All right, all right, all right.

[04:10:54] Let me make a new lobby.

[04:10:55] I'm going to update the score so we won't lose any time.

[04:10:57] fucking so dumb man, oh my god.

[04:11:00] Fucking Langtang bird.

[04:11:03] No one says bird, bro.

[04:11:05] Fucking nonce.

[04:11:08] Do you know what a nonce is?

[04:11:10] I want to be the next Adam Johnson.

[04:11:13] I don't know.

[04:11:14] I think you're moving so mad.

[04:11:19] I was kidding, that's what Niko Avocado told me,

[04:11:22] or not Niko Avocado, Niko's name.

[04:11:25] On my line.

[04:11:27] Deji, I'm gonna be honest, bro. If you didn't log out, you'd have that for sure, bro.

[04:11:31] Chat, why?

[04:11:32] I'm telling you, bro, I know I have it.

[04:11:34] I'm kidding, bro! There's five seconds left!

[04:11:36] Bro, I have it!

[04:11:37] Deji, there's no time!

[04:11:39] There's no time, Deji.

[04:11:41] You need seven seconds to get it fused, and you gotta kill a pro, bro. You're not ever winning that.

[04:11:47] Ever.

[04:11:51] I actually...

[04:11:53] Do I have bad reaction time with the fuckies?

[04:11:56] No, you're actually not that bad Ron. You're doing good kid. I'm testing it right now. Kid!

[04:12:01] Are you doing the middle second thing? Yes, it's impossible. My records like... Oh that game is peak.

[04:12:06] Yeah, yeah, yeah. My records like 180.

[04:12:10] Was that in your FNCS days Ron? No, FNCS days my reaction time was like 60.

[04:12:16] Wait, wait. I'm back.

[04:12:19] Ron, are you being serious? 60? I think it was like maybe like 80.

[04:12:22] That's actually like motion. It's not cap. Oh god. That's not cap. What are y'all talking about? He got a

[04:12:30] Joe, do you know the millisecond game where it goes green and you click it?

[04:12:33] Rock saying you got a sub 80 saying you got a sub 80. I've gotten 80 before the middle second game

[04:12:39] It's called him. You know, it's like it tests your reaction time. It's like it'll tell you you're not

[04:12:45] Just look up millisecond reaction time. See yours. Joe. See yours

[04:12:48] middle second millisecond yes this is point person like a millisecond yeah yeah

[04:12:57] it's human benchmark that's what I said oh well I didn't know it was called human

[04:13:04] benchmark I can't lie that's that's kind of me and you yelled at him and he was

[04:13:09] right no because he pre-he pre-jacked he pre-jacked it I got one six seven

[04:13:14] project sketch what's yours what's yours to 150 what's my what your middle

[04:13:23] second reaction human benchmark human benchmark human benchmark and then do it

[04:13:31] you're gone one year I got 150 and then I'm getting like 190 that's a run you

[04:13:39] actually know I know I know my game for Brovy bro tomorrow we're gonna do

[04:13:43] human that's not fair no there's like eight human benchmark

[04:13:47] all right let's do IQ test you're not you're not you're not you're not you

[04:13:53] did not I'm definitely not in here so no it's okay to have ego about that I'm

[04:13:58] definitely invited I invited Ron and am I getting old bro I just hit 140 it's

[04:14:04] maybe you're fucking speed test hey you guys wanna see my I don't want to go

[04:14:08] I got 143. Is that good? What did you guys get?

[04:14:11] I got 110. I got 110.

[04:14:14] Jesus.

[04:14:15] What's that? You got 190.

[04:14:17] 190? Jesus. That's something to do with your fucking body fat percentage. It has to be.

[04:14:21] Are you fine?

[04:14:22] I have invited everyone.

[04:14:23] It's a fun.

[04:14:24] I need to bench mark.

[04:14:25] 178? Hold on, we're getting better.

[04:14:27] I got 143. Can any of y'all beat 143? Yes, you know.

[04:14:31] What the fuck?

[04:14:33] I got 175. Is that good?

[04:14:35] What?

[04:14:36] 175 bro, I might as well wrap it up though. Holy shit.

[04:14:39] Oh! Oh! Oh shit!

[04:14:41] Oh! Oh! I told you!

[04:14:45] I told you!

[04:14:47] That's literally a pre-fire.

[04:14:49] No it wasn't! No it wasn't!

[04:14:51] You pre-fire it! No it wasn't!

[04:14:53] I told you it was!

[04:14:55] Bro, you did not get sub 80! No you didn't!

[04:14:58] I just got an 8. I just got an 8! Look at my stream.

[04:15:00] I literally just got an 8.

[04:15:02] Bro, you have to be human mind.

[04:15:04] Cannot yeah

[04:15:10] Pre-firing it's the same thing in track running

[04:15:14] And get off the blocks before

[04:15:24] React in eight millisecond

[04:15:28] Look what I just got. I just got 90

[04:15:30] Fuck with me. And that's actually real

[04:15:34] No, I suck my dick suck my dick

[04:15:46] You're

[04:15:48] Lucky one what else you fastest limit of the action time is a hundred milliseconds

[04:15:58] Pre-firing holy shit chat. It's all good. Should I just stop doing it? They're never gonna believe me

[04:16:02] But if I but if I get it, what are you getting our way? No, do it again do it again. Wait, I'll pull up your string

[04:16:10] If you hit red you're pre-firing

[04:16:13] Yeah, if you hit one record your instant one 26 there we go. I fucked up that one 126. It's not bad though

[04:16:20] 126 is not bad

[04:16:21] Honestly, but it's weird. What is this? What is this image you have of the side of my on the side of your?

[04:16:32] I

[04:16:49] Muda I invited you sketch you joined the correct thing veggie I invited you. Thank you, bro. Anders will say it's fake chat

[04:16:56] JXC JXC it's only fair remember that one time I just filtered it where sorry sorry

[04:17:02] you can talk I might go JXC can you get the bands there could be snake and

[04:17:07] oh picture of me on your stream maybe wait JXC can I make a deal with you yeah

[04:17:13] hold up wait wait oh my god we gotta get everything right we start off on

[04:17:17] attack was point right here's a bad picture right the fuck is that I'm

[04:17:22] I'm not controlling, that's what I'm talking about.

[04:17:24] Yes, yes, yes.

[04:17:25] If we win this game, you trade me your best knife.

[04:17:30] If we lose, I'll give you my Minware M-Press.

[04:17:33] That's a good deal.

[04:17:34] Bro, my best knife is shit, bro.

[04:17:37] What's your best knife?

[04:17:39] It's like $500.

[04:17:41] All right.

[04:17:42] But it's not shit, but it's not like best knife.

[04:17:44] And I'll give you $200 M-Press.

[04:17:46] Jamesy doesn't care about $500 confirmed.

[04:17:48] Wait, that is what you can confirm.

[04:17:51] that's a bit right there have eyes what what is it what is the band bands are

[04:17:57] Mira a Rooney make go could be and by the way James you're behind on your

[04:18:03] best for payments okay okay okay okay I think I have a perfect wait now have

[04:18:11] mine tell me the other ones okay it's a really good demos demos right okay

[04:18:20] Okay. All right guys. Why is his username high-vives?

[04:18:25] It must be.

[04:18:27] No, so, because someone called him Hive Mind and now that's his name.

[04:18:32] No, but I'm saying why is his username even high-vives to begin with?

[04:18:35] He wasn't bad.

[04:18:36] Because it's a strange...

[04:18:38] So what was the variance?

[04:18:39] I just got an 80.

[04:18:40] Oh my god, I'm getting aired. I'm getting aired.

[04:18:42] Me?

[04:18:43] Oh my god.

[04:18:44] It could be.

[04:18:45] Sorry.

[04:18:46] Don't worry Joe, I heard you.

[04:18:48] Would you say Joe? Thank you, Dad.

[04:18:50] Am I mouted?

[04:18:52] Joe, how about here's your sketch for teams?

[04:18:54] How the fuck do I switch teams?

[04:18:56] Oh god.

[04:18:58] Where? High five.

[04:19:00] High five. Joe just asked,

[04:19:02] why is your name High Viz?

[04:19:04] Mine's saying boosters. Activate boosters.

[04:19:06] I mean this is boring.

[04:19:08] Viz wasn't available on Twitch.

[04:19:10] I don't see it.

[04:19:12] Who's that can do that? I don't see it.

[04:19:14] You can't get it unless you're a partner.

[04:19:16] Why why did you want one second?

[04:19:18] I'm your new Joe Portalozzi, bro.

[04:19:20] Guys, that's what my parents named me.

[04:19:24] Guys, one second.

[04:19:25] His parents named him High Vice.

[04:19:26] Sketch, click the play button.

[04:19:28] What is your name, bro?

[04:19:29] Mutant, muted, muted.

[04:19:30] All right.

[04:19:31] Sketch, click the play button, and then press down

[04:19:34] in the left side.

[04:19:35] I got it, you see it?

[04:19:36] All right, there you go.

[04:19:37] Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[04:19:38] All right, we're good, we're good.

[04:19:38] Ron, can I call you Ronnie?

[04:19:39] Ronnie's all.

[04:19:40] Yes, you can call me Ronnie, and that's

[04:19:41] from Cherry Hood, New Jersey.

[04:19:43] OK.

[04:19:45] Leaked, man.

[04:19:46] Bramie's a pretty chill name.

[04:19:49] How about Joe Bartonmaphosie?

[04:19:51] Almost as cool as the Nickelodeon.

[04:19:52] You having a year, buddy?

[04:19:53] I thought I was going somewhere else.

[04:19:55] I'm not going to lie.

[04:19:56] What?

[04:19:59] Wait.

[04:20:00] Wait, Dessie's your real name is Branny.

[04:20:03] Yo, watch your fucking mind, bro.

[04:20:07] Branny, bro.

[04:20:08] Is that it?

[04:20:09] Yo, Dessie.

[04:20:10] Branny!

[04:20:13] Branny!

[04:20:14] Alright, Awawahi, Ola Tadane, Daniel, Otanji!

[04:20:18] SHUT UP!

[04:20:22] Holy shit!

[04:20:24] Oh my god, you're the longest name ever, bro!

[04:20:28] Alright, Ola Tadane, Ola Tadane, Ola Tadane, Ola Tadane, Ola Tadane, Ola Tadane!

[04:20:33] Okay, alright, Ola Tadane.

[04:20:35] Wait, is that actually a real name, Dadji?

[04:20:37] Uh, my full name is Ola Tadane, and I want to listen to Daniel, to listen to you, yeah.

[04:20:41] Oh

[04:20:45] You have to write that you have to write that out on your documents

[04:20:52] Don't use don't give me don't use solid snake cuz they're bad or sorry. Yeah, don't use don't be doing solid snake

[04:20:57] Is there man? All right?

[04:20:59] Okay, be and who solid snake

[04:21:06] Hey

[04:21:11] It goes, Oh Desi, Oh Wally, Oh Lonzi, Daniel, Oh Tangi.

[04:21:18] What are you letters in that?

[04:21:24] Oh shit.

[04:21:26] Alright, round the nets.

[04:21:28] Yeah, alright.

[04:21:35] What's your brother's full name?

[04:21:37] Holy shit!

[04:21:39] He's not downstairs that's for sure

[04:21:56] I'm going all the way up

[04:21:57] I have a secret spot he won't be able to spot me

[04:22:03] No, never is

[04:22:06] Probably next floor

[04:22:09] Back in camps. What is on my bottom of my screen? Why is it blue?

[04:22:14] I glitched

[04:22:16] I'll fix you. Hey, yeah

[04:22:19] Dude, you're such a fucking idiot. He's probably based here. I fixed you, bro. I

[04:22:25] Don't know

[04:22:27] He is they say

[04:22:33] Yeah, it makes me

[04:22:37] Yep, I'm the bomb

[04:22:42] He thought I was fucking sick

[04:22:48] Look he asked about sight no oh

[04:22:53] Shit

[04:22:55] Fuck that is shoot. Oh, he's on me. He's literally on me

[04:22:59] I'm hearing somebody's friend and I be me Jesus fuck out of me

[04:23:07] wait let me go in blind

[04:23:14] I have my cam on site

[04:23:19] guys I told you oh close my job yeah he is in that room that you're in

[04:23:27] this yeah I just did the fucking life no I can't fucking stop with me when I

[04:23:34] try and go every second he's somewhere he shouldn't be bro flashed him I hear

[04:23:43] downstairs I hear him

[04:23:53] Oh, he's right on corner. He's on Fenrir. I'm gonna have to be the pain guys. I'm up. I'm gonna be I'm being

[04:24:03] He ran it but he ran it. Yeah

[04:25:43] By the way, Muda just so you know like future now Demos is bad. He was trying to ban it last round

[04:25:47] But I like this

[04:25:55] Bro

[04:26:04] You guys are looking good up there, man, I don't know. Yo, who's you guys be honest?

[04:26:08] Thank you bro. Thank you bro.

[04:26:10] Thanks. Thanks. Thank you.

[04:26:12] I gotta kill one round.

[04:26:14] No, I wasn't gonna kill on one round.

[04:26:16] Let me drone around you.

[04:26:18] How am I supposed to use this calendar?

[04:26:20] I'm confused.

[04:26:22] Come here, come here.

[04:26:24] Reforce.

[04:26:26] Reforce.

[04:26:28] What is this?

[04:26:30] Listen.

[04:26:32] Run around.

[04:26:34] Run around.

[04:26:36] and look look ready ready watch watch watch

[04:26:38] oh my god they're electrocuted

[04:26:42] you're the same kids as this wall this wall this wall

[04:26:44] let's go one sec let me let me let me

[04:26:46] let me force the bullets

[04:26:48] got it got it got it

[04:26:50] yeah what is my character do I forgot

[04:26:54] wait shh shh shh shh

[04:26:56] don't worry don't worry daddy

[04:26:58] how much do you have Ron how much do you have Ron

[04:27:00] shot my fucking team gadget

[04:27:02] Ron how much do you have left

[04:27:04] okay help me help me with one run

[04:27:25] I got you daddy run you want to make sure it broke fucking trip wait what's

[04:27:29] I'm out of doubty.

[04:27:31] I need an eraser, blue.

[04:27:38] Actually, fourth?

[04:27:39] Is there a half of a sound?

[04:27:40] Is there a half of a sound?

[04:27:41] Is there a half of a sound?

[04:27:42] Is there a half of a sound?

[04:27:43] I could actually play any song on the piano.

[04:27:45] You know that?

[04:27:47] Like that ass.

[04:27:48] He's over here.

[04:27:49] Entry, entry right here.

[04:27:51] I like that.

[04:27:57] I'm reloading.

[04:27:59] I can't come back to the same line.

[04:28:09] Wait, did I just?

[04:28:11] LOL.

[04:28:12] Okay, so I think he's right here.

[04:28:15] My ping.

[04:28:16] I just pinged him.

[04:28:17] On one ping.

[04:28:18] Wait, you should...

[04:28:19] Oh, one guy's half HP!

[04:28:20] I should have pre-fired him.

[04:28:21] I sold.

[04:28:22] Half HP, half HP.

[04:28:23] One minute left.

[04:28:24] I sold half HP one minute left. I sold Elron in the chat. Oh my god. You're good. You're good church. That's a church

[04:28:33] on me

[04:28:37] How the fuck you're on the other there? He's gonna free fire you move up. Wow

[04:28:42] Oh why that's all right. Wait, I know it's gonna come out. That's all right

[04:28:48] Now now jakesy do the thing where you say you're supposed to bend that player

[04:28:51] Come on! Now do the thing!

[04:28:54] No way!

[04:28:55] Wait, you might have just won me a hundred gifted.

[04:28:57] Bro, thank you.

[04:28:58] Bro, come on, Ron.

[04:28:59] Surely you can be twenty-five though, right?

[04:29:01] Come on, Ron.

[04:29:03] Ron, is my mic mudded?

[04:29:05] Is my mic mudded?

[04:29:07] Did we just ban no one?

[04:29:09] Who the fuck is Denari?

[04:29:11] I don't know, I just went, I went with whoever did that.

[04:29:14] Yo, guys, I'm just getting a second.

[04:29:15] Yo, Chad, wait, who do we play?

[04:29:17] No, don't beat, no, don't beat.

[04:29:19] That's good comms, that's good comms Ron, that's good comms.

[04:29:21] No solid snake either.

[04:29:23] Okay, that's good comms, that's good comms.

[04:29:25] Ah, give it.

[04:29:27] You guys could play matter daddy though.

[04:29:29] Hey Ron, Ron, what's the matter daddy?

[04:29:35] Are you not gonna say it?

[04:29:37] Nothing much, how about you?

[04:29:39] Yeah.

[04:29:41] What if instead of Rainbow Six Siege, who's called Rainbow Freak Siege,

[04:29:45] and every character got naked with abilities?

[04:29:48] It's called Valorant!

[04:29:52] Mooda Deadass has called me daddy, I'm actually crying. Not literally, it's just a metaphor.

[04:29:58] Is that Goat?

[04:29:59] It's supposed to be 3, 2, it is not easy.

[04:30:06] On stairs!

[04:30:08] Like what?

[04:30:10] Don't we get pressure there? Oh, be careful there!

[04:30:13] I got my drone in. That's a lie.

[04:30:15] It's a lie.

[04:30:16] He's got a good drone placement, bro.

[04:30:19] Very nice.

[04:30:21] Yo, should I plug in a controller so JX doesn't stop inviting me to these segments, bro?

[04:30:25] Because I can look key.

[04:30:26] Damage!

[04:30:29] Wait, but at least this game...

[04:30:30] He's running towards me!

[04:30:31] Thank you, we do application and defuse it.

[04:30:35] Watch out for spawn peaks, everybody!

[04:30:36] Why you trying to spawn peaks, bro?

[04:30:38] Everybody watch out for spawn peaks!

[04:30:42] Look at that shit up, yeah!

[04:30:45] You guys are clear to breach site, breach site, breach site, breach site.

[04:30:58] I'm coming, I'm reaching.

[04:31:01] Yo, Joe, your site is entirely clear.

[04:31:05] He's roaming.

[04:31:06] He's upstairs.

[04:31:07] He's roaming.

[04:31:08] He's roaming.

[04:31:09] He's on the bomb.

[04:31:10] He's on the bomb.

[04:31:11] I got it.

[04:31:12] I got it.

[04:31:13] I got it.

[04:31:44] He's got to come down, remember.

[04:31:51] He's got to take the stairs.

[04:31:53] Oh, the hatch is open too.

[04:31:55] Alright, better.

[04:32:05] You're running.

[04:32:37] I need my money to cash

[04:32:43] Mood up bro you're playing just as good as me man. Yo, Jaycee Jaycee

[04:32:48] He left he's deafened

[04:32:52] Yo, Ron you got me with that 25, right?

[04:32:55] Right now Jaycee's gone

[04:32:59] No God, wait actually

[04:33:01] Actually,

[04:33:03] Josh, can I pull your controller in?

[04:33:05] No, please.

[04:33:06] Shut up!

[04:33:07] No, he's not.

[04:33:07] I don't know if he's actually saying that.

[04:33:09] Like, because I have a feeling, bro.

[04:33:10] Joe, your brain's gonna shut up.

[04:33:12] Shut up, shut up, shut up.

[04:33:12] I need this hundred.

[04:33:13] I need a bad deal, bro.

[04:33:14] Okay, okay, okay.

[04:33:15] No, no, no, no.

[04:33:16] Why would you pull that character?

[04:33:17] Because I can mute him so he can't put anything out.

[04:33:19] No, we needed that electricity, bro.

[04:33:22] Shut your mouth, man.

[04:33:23] Why the fuck are you-

[04:33:24] No, Joe, I feel like there's more to us.

[04:33:25] He's not a guy from Fireman, like that.

[04:33:26] Electroclash.

[04:33:28] Michael Morales.

[04:33:30] No, not bro.

[04:33:31] You're actually funny.

[04:33:33] Why you're actually funny?

[04:33:35] Oh, thank you, Alex.

[04:33:40] Miles?

[04:33:42] No, the guy, Spider-Man, amazing Spider-Man 2.

[04:33:44] Like the guy that's like...

[04:33:46] What, Electron?

[04:33:48] Electron. Oh, that's literally his name, Electron.

[04:33:50] Yeah.

[04:33:52] The Jockeys in the trailer? The new Spider-Man trailer?

[04:33:54] Yeah, Spider-Man before the all-time.

[04:33:56] Alright, bro. Yeah, the guy's actually about to turn into a Spider-Spider.

[04:33:59] Spider Jockey!

[04:34:01] It's his name, Horlaji Daniel Latunji.

[04:34:05] Bro, here he is.

[04:34:07] Yo, you're a gentleman, bro.

[04:34:11] Come on, Cams.

[04:34:14] Oh, he has no drones. That's for sure.

[04:34:16] He's one sap.

[04:34:17] There she is right behind you.

[04:34:18] Where the hell are you?

[04:34:20] Nice.

[04:34:21] Alright, cool. Where are you?

[04:34:23] Stop, stop, stop.

[04:34:24] Stop being weird, bro.

[04:34:25] Stop being weird.

[04:34:26] Deadass having...

[04:34:27] Oh, stop!

[04:34:28] Wow! Why? Why are we going that way?

[04:34:30] He's trying to shoot me, oh god. Oh god, he's trying to shoot me.

[04:34:33] Oh god, I'm not having that. I'm sorry.

[04:34:37] He's trying to shoot me, bro. What are you going to do?

[04:34:39] Yo, don't be weird, dude. It's a hundred-gip that'll lie, dude.

[04:34:42] He's just trying to shoot me. I'm not playing against him.

[04:34:44] Where? Where am I? Who's shooting?

[04:34:45] I'm going to tag him up the camera. I can tag him up the camera.

[04:34:46] Yo, Joe, did you just fucking shoot me?

[04:34:48] No, that's him. That's him. That's him. That's him. That's him.

[04:34:50] He did not shoot me, but this was damage, yo.

[04:34:52] He's on one, Jack. He's on one ping. Yes, it is. It's him.

[04:34:55] Oh no.

[04:34:56] the zombie what guys why are you always not on the site what is demios oh my god

[04:35:02] here we lost wait I thought it said no demio wait he's right here he's right

[04:35:07] here get off cams get off cams little mercy let me know where they're coming

[04:35:11] let me know let me know when I should tag him too if you guys tag them he just

[04:35:16] ran out he threw a bomb mercy already got ready to do guys if we lose this

[04:35:21] round we say he cheated if we win we keep it okay

[04:35:24] He's on a bad character.

[04:35:30] He's gonna wrap around somewhere else, brother.

[04:35:32] There's no way he pushes that.

[04:35:37] From... Bar! Bar!

[04:35:39] What?!

[04:35:42] Yeah, don't peek, don't peek, Matty.

[04:35:44] Chill.

[04:35:45] I'm gonna play here, okay?

[04:35:47] I'm dead bro, what the f*** is that?

[04:35:54] I see he's using a character that's bad, right?

[04:36:07] No, no, no, he's using a character that's bad, right?

[04:36:16] He's using a character that's bad. He's using a character that's bad. That's not fair

[04:36:23] No, you saw it. Thank you snake. You snake. I'm gonna talk to me. I'm gonna talk to me. I'm gonna talk to me that

[04:36:30] Right, I mean guys, that's right. That's fair

[04:36:32] No, I know because then he's actually gonna say we cheated because you did use didn't you use day most one round

[04:36:37] Yeah, but he said that said that I know but he's gonna say they're gonna say that

[04:36:46] There's there's there's there's there's there's

[04:36:49] Joe doesn't want us to win the hundred brah I get it. No, I don't I don't want us to win

[04:36:57] Taxes to drive a pair of taxes

[04:37:01] Brother no you'd be the last person to pay your taxes trust me. Oh, no, I don't know

[04:37:08] Whoa, were those taxes promised to you 5,000 years ago

[04:37:16] hahaha

[04:37:21] Where's the bomb bro?

[04:37:23] Sniper on Mura

[04:37:24] First floor

[04:37:26] Did you get it?

[04:37:27] Yeah I get it

[04:37:29] I got it

[04:37:30] I got it

[04:37:30] The double on Kodger?

[04:37:31] Yeah I see

[04:37:36] Okay I see it

[04:37:37] It's right here

[04:37:39] Where is it?

[04:37:40] Did we actually see it or not?

[04:37:41] Yeah I see it

[04:37:43] Yo!

[04:37:44] Yeah!

[04:37:44] Yeah she's solid

[04:37:45] Deji is one of the best.

[04:37:47] Deji is a high-pitched fan.

[04:37:50] He's right here, he's on one ping.

[04:37:52] He's on one ping, not moving.

[04:37:54] He's on one ping, not moving.

[04:37:56] Yeah!

[04:37:57] Yo, Ron!

[04:37:58] Ron!

[04:37:59] Ron!

[04:38:00] I swear to God, your hand!

[04:38:02] Ron, roll away your hand!

[04:38:04] Run!

[04:38:05] Run!

[04:38:06] Everything I love your hand.

[04:38:08] Yo!

[04:38:09] Say you're lying!

[04:38:10] WALLAHE!

[04:38:12] Yo, Deji, Ron, put it on your life,

[04:38:14] I'm not killing anyone but I need my 100 gift and dead ass.

[04:38:16] I'm not killing anyone, I'm not killing anyone,

[04:38:18] don't get you dead, don't get you dead, don't get you dead.

[04:38:20] I'm Deshi's life, I won't kill him again.

[04:38:24] No, that won't be good.

[04:38:26] Guys I need my 100 gift and bro come on, bro come on please dead ass.

[04:38:30] Wait, I'm not gonna lie, if Deshi didn't kill me I wouldn't have checked Ham's there.

[04:38:34] Did you realize that that was my drone that you checked too?

[04:38:39] I checked the camera buddy.

[04:38:41] So I feel like we should do the same strat then.

[04:38:46] Hey Rod, you're done.

[04:38:48] I'm just kidding, don't give me that crumb.

[04:38:51] I'm behind you dumbass.

[04:38:52] No, no, no, no.

[04:38:53] You know, I'm serious.

[04:38:54] Guys, guys, I want my hundred gifts then.

[04:38:56] Alright, alright.

[04:38:57] Get away from me, Jack.

[04:38:59] Not everyone has a billion dollars, bro.

[04:39:01] One.

[04:39:02] Not everyone has a billion dollars.

[04:39:03] One million dollars.

[04:39:04] Yeah, she has way more money than me.

[04:39:06] Yeah, she can do this for 15 years.

[04:39:08] I heard that, that, that,

[04:39:09] I already have a cut of prime, is that true?

[04:39:11] Did you get a cut of prime?

[04:39:13] Five seconds, is that you?

[04:39:14] Um, anyway.

[04:39:15] So long.

[04:39:16] Do you want a cut of prime?

[04:39:18] Oh my days, yo.

[04:39:19] You rich brother.

[04:39:21] Ha ha ha.

[04:39:22] Finally, she's fine.

[04:39:23] Oh!

[04:39:24] Josh, he's actually a bad boy.

[04:39:26] I'm not even kidding.

[04:39:27] He's actually a bad boy.

[04:39:29] Yo.

[04:39:30] He's actually a bad boy, bro.

[04:39:32] Oh my god.

[04:39:34] Nice, bro.

[04:39:35] What?

[04:39:36] Wait, who's that?

[04:39:37] Shut up!

[04:39:38] SHUT UP!

[04:39:38] Yo guys, can we stop doing this?

[04:39:40] ROOOOOOH!

[04:39:41] It's Daisy, bro!

[04:39:42] It's Daisy, bro!

[04:39:43] No!

[04:39:43] Run!

[04:39:44] Run!

[04:39:45] This was you!

[04:39:46] This was fucking you!

[04:39:48] Anytime now.

[04:39:48] You literally said you wouldn't shoot me!

[04:39:54] Do you want me to help walk off?

[04:39:55] Bro, guys, stop throwing, bro.

[04:39:57] Who is guys?

[04:40:00] Do not associate me with him, man.

[04:40:02] He's fucking...

[04:40:03] Bro, help and spoil it.

[04:40:04] He has a contract for spoiling it.

[04:40:06] No, he shot me till I was one!

[04:40:10] Top four has located a bomb.

[04:40:13] Droning around?

[04:40:14] Daniel relax.

[04:40:16] Wait, who's drone is that?

[04:40:18] That would be hate so fast.

[04:40:19] He's not mine, it's Marzi!

[04:40:24] Daniel, chill out man.

[04:40:28] Shut up, I'll run here.

[04:40:29] Don't make me call William on you.

[04:40:33] Hey, I'll tell Mr. Nets.

[04:40:35] This is mess.

[04:40:36] Yo, walk in, bro! Shut up!

[04:40:42] Yes, what are you see-foring, bro?

[04:40:45] Muda, this is a-

[04:40:46] I'm freaking-

[04:40:46] Bring me a hundred gifted, Muda, please!

[04:40:48] Bring me a hundred gifted!

[04:40:50] Muda, please!

[04:40:52] Fuck you, truck.

[04:40:55] Hey, she's a wreck! I'm not even kidding!

[04:40:59] Hold that, hold that, Muda. Yes, yes, yes!

[04:41:01] Come on, Muda, bring me this-

[04:41:02] I mean dude I don't know

[04:41:06] Oh my god

[04:41:13] No you'll repeat it

[04:41:16] Oh my god

[04:41:20] Skash if it's one person it's you bro

[04:41:22] Skash if you win this I'm not kidding

[04:41:24] And you're dead goodbye

[04:41:26] Stop let him walk in let him walk in

[04:42:00] Yeah, this guy says if it works on his face yo, Jix you're weird, bro

[04:42:04] I think that you know what it's a peak right, but you said silver yesterday. Yeah, it was I swear no way you beat silver

[04:42:10] Bro, so I swear I swear. I won't lie. He won't say why he won't lie. We just got to call it off

[04:42:15] We just I swear. Well, what do we have to call off? Oh?

[04:42:19] Let's just cancel the term. I don't know what I don't

[04:42:23] It's good. I mean you're the best over I've ever seen like I'm denied

[04:42:26] GGs boys everyone say GGs. Wait you brought me in here? You thought it was a silver? I'm lacking out. Oh, please tell me he is man.

[04:42:35] Deji you're lagging? You're lagging? No I'm coming back. I'm back. I'm back.

[04:42:39] Bro I feel like Gigi is like kicking everyone offline bro. Like what has happened?

[04:42:42] Bro, nobody's kicking up on it. Y'all gotta figure out the TKs. What's going on over here?

[04:42:46] No it's run bro. Wait Deji, wait. Who shot who?

[04:42:53] So he started it by killing you, right?

[04:43:00] Shut up!

[04:43:05] I'll shoot you again.

[04:43:10] No!

[04:43:11] Stop!

[04:43:12] I'm gonna get William on you, bro.

[04:43:14] I'm deadass.

[04:43:17] So, again.

[04:43:19] So it was that it was that's

[04:43:23] Who do you say

[04:43:26] She's actually in the game right now, so we lose

[04:43:37] Guys guys guys stop trolling please please

[04:43:41] Look out what does my character do Chad if anyone know

[04:43:50] He's not shooting games

[04:44:03] He's on me chill everyone chill yo and I tell you use the lion you use it, okay?

[04:44:08] Did he kill mine?

[04:44:10] Yeah

[04:44:11] He's right here, on one tank

[04:44:16] Reloading out

[04:44:17] Down got him, trolling out

[04:44:18] Oh god, oh god

[04:44:19] Ah, here he is, here he is

[04:44:26] I'm making a stable in order to play

[04:44:29] I got him

[04:44:35] I'm on site

[04:44:36] Oh my god though

[04:44:37] YES!

[04:44:39] We did it!

[04:44:41] We did it!

[04:44:43] YES! We did it!

[04:44:45] Come on!

[04:44:47] I feel like this game is so easy.

[04:44:49] We did it!

[04:44:51] I swear on my life.

[04:44:53] We did it!

[04:44:55] I only got 5 kills.

[04:44:57] I had to kill before a chance.

[04:44:59] I'm not going to lie.

[04:45:01] If Spoy can go, we can all go close.

[04:45:03] I'll go close.

[04:45:04] No, Luda, you are shit.

[04:45:06] Luda, you are shit.

[04:45:08] Boy, no, this is not.

[04:45:09] You don't know I can go close.

[04:45:10] Luda, you just had four people that was just running

[04:45:15] at the beginning of the game, and then you were there.

[04:45:17] Last guy alive, ask the fucking lady.

[04:45:20] No shame.

[04:45:21] No shame.

[04:45:23] No shame.

[04:45:24] That was the highest scale feeling.

[04:45:28] Valorant, radiant, bold, strong, brave,

[04:45:30] bold, strong, strong, brave,

[04:45:31] Luda, Luda, Luda, run on the wall.

[04:45:33] I need my hundred gifted.

[04:45:34] Look, Mura, first off, let's say this.

[04:45:37] Yeah, you're gonna get your gifted.

[04:45:39] Okay, Mura lost a 1v5 to Spoy.

[04:45:42] Like, you're not gonna win a 1v1 against him,

[04:45:45] but Mura, I want him to win.

[04:45:46] Let me win a Zoran.

[04:45:47] I want you on your jixi.

[04:45:48] All right, bet.

[04:45:49] Bro, what is the point of you 1v1ing Spoy?

[04:45:51] He's 1v5 you on Chalet.

[04:45:52] I was like, man.

[04:45:53] Bro, what do you mean?

[04:45:54] Because he had ping advantage.

[04:45:55] I want you on either of you.

[04:45:56] I was like, I was like, man.

[04:45:58] Bro, okay, now you're dissing us

[04:46:00] saying that we actually did nothing.

[04:46:02] Oh

[04:46:09] Yo Joe and and Ron were good coms. All right, he was just fucking live

[04:46:25] On the pitch on dead ass years, I'm a slide tackle you and fuck your whole body, bro

[04:46:32] thousand gift thousand gift

[04:46:39] thank you bro

[04:46:42] i got a

[04:46:43] thank you guys for playing bro i appreciate you joe love you joe deggie

[04:46:46] run moora

[04:46:47] hey

[04:46:48] love you guys

[04:46:49] love you guys bro

[04:46:50] love you guys bro

[04:46:51] your dad she's coming

[04:46:52] moora

[04:46:53] one channel

[04:46:54] wait moora

[04:46:55] come yeah

[04:46:56] what you saying

[04:46:57] can i have a chicanos talk with you down one channel

[04:46:58] moora check this score moora

[04:46:59] alright come let's go

[04:47:00] Come let's go

[04:47:03] Can you hear me? Yeah, I can hear you. What's up? You hear me?

[04:47:07] Yeah, I can hear you. I can hear you. No. Oh, Deji or the wall he or London Daniel. Oh, Tangi

[04:47:13] Fuck you you fat bitch when I come to the UK. I did as I'm gonna box you number one

[04:47:19] That's number one. Well, I'm gonna do okay

[04:47:20] I'm gonna beat you in boxing and then when I see you on the fucking pitch

[04:47:24] I'm gonna slide tackle you and give you a permanent injury for the rest of

[04:47:26] Yes, you with the hundred gifted

[04:47:29] No, that's my that's my way of saying sorry, that's like cuz I'm gonna break your face

[04:47:34] Yeah

[04:47:35] Thank you for the gift the dish

[04:47:37] No, it's okay, but I am gonna break you. What does that mean? You're gonna stamp my body in half

[04:47:43] But we have to make a deal. We have to make a deal. We have to make a deal on God. No headshots only body shots

[04:47:49] What just what what?

[04:47:52] Concussions I've three concussions if I get one more I might end up like handicap

[04:47:55] wait really yes yes yes yes so but you could do as hard as you want for my

[04:48:00] body so what's that what so that's God that's fair if he actually knows how to

[04:48:07] box he could only do body shots I could do head shots facts or no I okay you know

[04:48:12] what fine fine you know yeah that's fine fine fine fine all right well I'm

[04:48:18] gonna see you in literally like three weeks I'm not kidding hello what I like

[04:48:23] out again wait can you hear all this internet socks UK internet get go yo

[04:48:30] yo deshi deshi deshi hello deshi deshi oh I like that as she can you hear me

[04:48:39] fat ass I have a burger can you hear me yeah I can eat now I'm gonna see

[04:48:46] what three weeks okay I'll see you three weeks okay one last thing yeah

[04:48:52] Do you have any matter daddy?

[04:48:55] All right, bye

[04:49:00] Shut up, Deji, bro

[04:49:04] Not a fucking dead man

[04:49:07] Okay, we'll go a couple days before the charity match chat and we'll do a boxing with him. Hey dead ass. Will he actually be up dead ass?

[04:49:15] Excuse me, I'm so sorry

[04:49:17] All right, ready? IRL real quick. I'm gonna go show you guys your brand new car, bro.

[04:49:22] You guys can call it a Tik Tok car, son.

[04:49:30] What, Mike?

[04:49:35] All right. You ready, Liz?

[04:49:38] What's wrong?

[04:49:40] What?

[04:49:41] Why do you sound so sad?

[04:49:42] I was walking.

[04:49:44] it's not team who keys bro guy everyone go like my new Instagram post and leave

[04:49:50] a nice comment please can you all say like we love you stable rinoto or

[04:49:54] something please no please outlaw can you spam on my Instagram post maybe

[04:50:00] they'll leave it now please outlaw can you spam my Instagram post maybe they'll

[04:50:04] leave a nice comment all right

[04:50:10] What's up, dude?

[04:50:12] Chinen.

[04:50:13] I heard you might have some matter, daddy.

[04:50:15] I thought you were actually gonna say something for real.

[04:50:17] You like my haircut, is it?

[04:50:19] Yeah, I like it better than it was long.

[04:50:21] Thank you, bro. Thank you, bro.

[04:50:22] Put a little baby oil in this.

[04:50:24] I'm not even gonna show it that way.

[04:50:26] Look at that blanket right there.

[04:50:28] I'm not gonna show it like it does.

[04:50:33] Wait, Senator, let me get this straight, right?

[04:50:35] Marlon came over to the house,

[04:50:37] the street for five minutes, and he...

[04:50:39] Interesting.

[04:50:40] That's just me and you in the whole house right now.

[04:50:43] No security.

[04:50:44] Oh yeah, I was talking to him.

[04:50:46] And Soki.

[04:50:47] And I think Adapts.

[04:50:48] I don't really know if Adapts here.

[04:50:49] I don't know.

[04:50:50] Jerry is here.

[04:50:51] Jerry is here.

[04:50:52] Should we wake him up?

[04:50:53] Yeah.

[04:50:54] Chad, introducing my brand new Rambo Vini Yoris Perfumante.

[04:51:02] Dude, you see this color?

[04:51:05] It's a nice color.

[04:51:06] Those wheels are also kind of nice.

[04:51:08] This thing would look so fucking fire because it has all this carbon. It looks so fire with the carbon hood

[04:51:17] Wow, this is the one with the hood right this is literally the one with the hood chat

[04:51:22] Holy fucking shit

[04:51:25] Check out watch my new car video

[04:51:31] This is the one right

[04:51:34] This is the one on God this shit is a fucking tonk of

[04:51:38] Look at the interior too, bro.

[04:51:40] It's our car, Chad.

[04:51:41] It's our car.

[04:51:44] Look, bro.

[04:51:46] Nice little Puffer Mante white stitching.

[04:51:48] Bro, this shit has a carbon hood too, bro.

[04:51:51] It's got the carbon hood.

[04:51:52] Wait, Ron, you're so fucking poor.

[04:51:53] Now you only have one.

[04:51:54] Bro, I sold my GT3 RS for this, Chad.

[04:51:56] Was that a good investment?

[04:51:58] Fuck, should we go somewhere?

[04:52:01] Bro, let me know.

[04:52:01] What do you think?

[04:52:02] Chad, it has a stock exhaust on it.

[04:52:05] It's called Acropobic.

[04:52:06] Drop me if you know what that is, any car heads in the chat.

[04:52:09] Let me know how this sounds.

[04:52:10] I don't know if I should get a downpipes on it, or a straight pipe.

[04:52:15] Because it's loud, but it's not that loud.

[04:52:17] And I'm going to rev it on a cold start.

[04:52:19] I don't care.

[04:52:22] It sounds like a fucking vacuum!

[04:52:43] Is it not?

[04:52:45] But please, it does not sound like a vacuum.

[04:52:48] Does it not sound like a vacuum what it has an exhaust on it to like how I

[04:52:55] Don't know what cars

[04:52:57] I thought maybe a little poppy here. It does have pops when you actually kind of drive it. I'm gonna be honest with you

[04:53:04] Chat I mean people can get bad at me that I keep buying cars

[04:53:06] But honestly, I love cars whether you guys watching or not

[04:53:09] I'm always gonna keep buying new cars and no I'm gonna figure out a way even if it's a fiat 500

[04:53:13] Or a fucking Toyota Camry

[04:53:15] I'm gonna put down pipes in to make it 800 horsepower for the laptop in it

[04:53:19] I'm always gonna figure out a way man. I love cars so much so shout out to the stable and you guys like car content. Yes or no

[04:53:26] You can be honest. I love car content. I love it. I

[04:53:38] Just love cars that like honestly, I don't think I'm ever gonna stop making car

[04:53:43] content. Now let me ask you, can I widebody it? I don't know, I kind of like this.

[04:53:49] I don't have to. So the widebody just makes it thick? Have you ever seen Phantom?

[04:53:54] No. You don't like it or you just like this? No, I just like stock, I think it's calm.

[04:53:59] The only thing I would do to this is I'd probably put dad pipes in it, which would

[04:54:03] make it so much louder. And then I'd also probably put like, maybe like a

[04:54:08] a madder daddy conversion kit?

[04:54:10] How does that show?

[04:54:12] Yeah.

[04:54:13] I don't know though.

[04:54:15] What?

[04:54:16] Car's a fucking shit box.

[04:54:18] I could put a 10-16 kit on it.

[04:54:20] My guy would do it for dirt cheap.

[04:54:22] James from 10-16.

[04:54:24] Damn, like what is Lacey doing with these cars?

[04:54:26] I'm gonna be honest, Chad, do you guys think Lacey, like,

[04:54:28] impulsed bought this car?

[04:54:29] Cause like, first of all, look how fucking dirty this is.

[04:54:32] This thing literally hasn't been moved.

[04:54:34] Like...

[04:54:36] Oh, it's so fucking dirty.

[04:54:40] Like you bought a soft top, man.

[04:54:43] Brother, he has a fucking flat tire.

[04:54:48] Can you see that on camera?

[04:54:49] Yeah.

[04:54:50] Bro, he has a fucking flat.

[04:54:55] Wait, what?

[04:54:56] How does he have a flat?

[04:54:58] Oh my...

[04:54:59] Come here.

[04:55:00] Look.

[04:55:01] Come on, come here.

[04:55:06] Look.

[04:55:06] Oh my God.

[04:55:08] There's a fucking nail in it.

[04:55:11] There's a fucking nail.

[04:55:17] Yeah, I don't know why he bought this.

[04:55:19] I'm noticing a pattern.

[04:55:21] He low key keeps downgrading.

[04:55:23] He had an M4 comp with a full adro kit on it.

[04:55:27] Then he went to a Eurus.

[04:55:29] Then he went to an M5 and now he's in an SL 63

[04:55:37] Hey, why does he keep doing that the bikes are there that's a good time

[04:55:44] That call me the part of twitch bro

[04:55:48] Like I don't know what that even means. I don't know why it's in your title

[04:55:52] Oh, it's in my titles. Is that what it is? It's been your title

[04:55:54] I mean, I don't know if it does anymore, but as a beginning how long how long is that been in my title for?

[04:55:59] Saeed was on your screen too like he was in the call. He was next to everybody's

[04:56:10] Maybe we can look you do the thing

[04:56:14] In the day

[04:56:19] Just like just like

[04:56:24] I don't know, low key here, come on the other side.

[04:56:26] Come on the other side.

[04:56:27] I got it.

[04:56:33] Let people lark.

[04:56:34] Here, just sit in the seat.

[04:56:36] But like, just show just the lammergini logo.

[04:56:39] Just show like, just this.

[04:56:41] Just the lammergini logo.

[04:56:43] Just PLV or passenger.

[04:56:44] You know, guys, feel free to screenshot

[04:56:46] posts in your Instagram story.

[04:56:48] Feel free to screenshot.

[04:56:50] You guys put this on your story.

[04:56:52] There you go. Get your screenshots in.

[04:56:58] Plastic interior so tough. Yo, buddy. This is called carbon fiber. Okay, in Alcantara. And come here, come here, come here.

[04:57:06] There's something in the back, bro. Like...

[04:57:10] Bro, look. White stitching with Alcantara, bro. It's kind of dirty, bro.

[04:57:17] I had a little bit of a... I had some fun last night.

[04:57:20] Okay, did he?

[04:57:22] Wait, what?

[04:57:24] There's a fucking towel in here.

[04:57:26] Interesting.

[04:57:28] This one right here.

[04:57:30] I keep adding decorations, so they just fall apart.

[04:57:32] This one's really nice of you.

[04:57:34] Yeah.

[04:57:36] Interesting.

[04:57:38] Yo, by the way,

[04:57:40] no troll.

[04:57:42] I actually think Jason's mayback is going to get destroyed.

[04:57:44] Destroyed?

[04:57:46] Dude, Chad, Jason has been here

[04:57:48] for like two weeks and I kid you not bro he's made back there's rats keep running under

[04:57:55] I'm not kidding bro they keep running into it I'm not even kidding I think there's rats

[04:58:01] that are eating here I can't you know that's what they should do they should draw yeah

[04:58:08] Yeah.

[04:58:10] Yeah.

[04:58:12] Nice to see it.

[04:58:13] Yeah, a little bit.

[04:58:15] Nice to see it there.

[04:58:23] There we go.

[04:58:27] That one right there.

[04:58:28] Wait, they're saying we're scratching it.

[04:58:30] Probably.

[04:58:31] Fuck.

[04:58:32] Do you have to pay for it?

[04:58:34] Fuck, should we wipe it off?

[04:58:37] we're gonna fuck fine Chad I'll scratch it off hold on maybe we should do a

[04:58:43] good deed right now maybe we should like clean it for him

[04:58:48] can't we clean it for him little microfiber cloth I'm a good dude bro I'm

[04:58:55] a great fucking dude W Ron in the chat with a heart with a bandage on it dude

[04:58:59] these is like three W's oh god and it's even better because it was the L

[04:59:05] Rollins and now it's they're all converting to W

[04:59:08] Which is saying no, they're actually saying no, they're actually saying no why it's a microfiber cloth

[04:59:13] I'm just saying the same. No, you can do whatever you want horse. What how it's a microfiber cloth

[04:59:20] It's gonna scratch chat a microfiber cloth

[04:59:24] So now I watch out at the hood damaged it's dirt you know fine let me get some

[04:59:44] They want to see some hearts, bro?

[04:59:46] Ladies, do you want to see some hearts?

[04:59:48] I've only seen some hearts as in bad aids.

[04:59:50] Do you want to see some hearts?

[04:59:52] Do they want to see some hearts or not?

[04:59:54] They're spamming for them.

[05:00:00] See some hearts, man.

[05:00:02] This is called Speed Wipe Spray Gloss in Quick Detailer.

[05:00:06] Delivers brilliant shine cleans

[05:00:08] and protects empty static formula.

[05:00:11] What are they spamming now?

[05:00:13] I got you, bro.

[05:00:15] Car guy in quotes.

[05:00:17] Car guy in quotes.

[05:00:19] Anime-yo, anime-yo. Ke-kwa.

[05:00:21] BOOM!

[05:00:23] I got you.

[05:00:25] I got you.

[05:00:27] I got you.

[05:00:29] I got you.

[05:00:31] I got you.

[05:00:33] I got you.

[05:00:35] I got you.

[05:00:37] I got you.

[05:00:39] I got you.

[05:00:41] Purified water question mark you need spring don't use purified don't use purified

[05:00:51] Chad is this gonna work? What are they saying? I want to clean his car

[05:00:55] What are they saying?

[05:00:58] Alameo Gigi still water Kequah Gigi Gigi

[05:01:03] Doooooor

[05:01:11] DG to ween

[05:01:22] Everyone knows circle wait is it one clean movement

[05:01:31] And they're saying they put doggies

[05:01:33] So it's saying they're saying

[05:01:35] Of course Mark. Are you dumb? Oh my fucking god. You fucking idiot. What the fuck are you doing?

[05:01:39] Oh my god. Oh my god. Wax on wax off tip top car guy tip top car guy fucking idiot

[05:01:46] Okay, actually GG. What is he actually doing? He gloved ruining the car. Well

[05:01:53] Actually ruining it by the way, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, chat chat chat no troll

[05:01:58] Let me ask you a question. Let me let me actually ask you guys a question. So you guys are geniuses

[05:02:03] What is better for the car?

[05:02:04] It's sitting out with fucking pollen all over it for the last three weeks or stable Renoto trying to fucking clean it

[05:02:22] Yeah, you're right. You know what chat you guys are right, you know what Elron in the chat that ass

[05:02:26] There goes me trying to be a good fucking friend. I'm not even kidding fuck this chat. I'm dead ass fuck everyone in here

[05:02:32] Fuck everyone. You know what Jason? I'm sorry for being a good friend.

[05:02:35] Aw dude, come on.

[05:02:40] Don't be so hard on yourself dude. You were just trying to do a good thing.

[05:02:44] Aw, just trying to be a good fucking-

[05:02:45] The chatroom's just being a dick.

[05:02:47] Bro, I try to do anything good and they just make fun of me.

[05:02:50] Yeah.

[05:02:51] It sucks.

[05:02:52] It's actually just fucking annoying, bro.

[05:02:54] Like, my life is so difficult.

[05:02:57] Like, how am I supposed to do anything?

[05:02:59] I'm dead ass bro this shit is just like it's not worth it no more it's like

[05:03:05] everything I fucking do bro what are you laughing cuz I'm trying not to cry

[05:03:11] just kidding I actually have one of the hardest lives ever it's like anything

[05:03:23] I do just gets like made fun of bro my retire bro that is my retire room she's

[05:03:31] getting an orange serious man

[05:03:38] guys stop stunning me you fucking dumbasses

[05:03:44] give an end to some back you look at the solar eclipse and we go blind

[05:03:52] I actually think there's rats eating electricity I'm not kidding I saw three

[05:03:59] rats under his car yesterday. Hey Jay. Just quick question right your car has

[05:04:09] been sitting in like dust and pollen like the last two weeks and yesterday I

[05:04:14] I saw three rats go under it.

[05:04:16] Do you want me to move your car?

[05:04:20] Um, wait, are you dead?

[05:04:22] Do I move it where?

[05:04:23] Like into the house area?

[05:04:25] Like, you know, where the garage is?

[05:04:26] Because you're right.

[05:04:27] That's how a daft car got rat infested

[05:04:29] because he left it near the trash.

[05:04:31] You parked it next to the trash can.

[05:04:35] Um, sure, bro.

[05:04:37] Sure.

[05:04:38] Well, I don't have to do it now.

[05:04:39] I could do it off-street.

[05:04:40] I'm just asking if you want me to move it.

[05:04:42] Yeah, yeah.

[05:04:43] Yeah, you can do it.

[05:04:44] I swear to God, I saw like two, three rats yesterday.

[05:04:51] I don't know if they're in your car, but they were next to it.

[05:04:55] Yeah, bro.

[05:04:56] Can I drive your new Yuris?

[05:04:57] Of course, bro.

[05:04:58] It's like what every Asian does in Orange County, they drive a Yuris.

[05:05:01] It's perfect for you.

[05:05:02] Okay, Ben.

[05:05:03] I'm with him back, bro.

[05:05:04] Let's do it.

[05:05:05] Don't call it a Yuris, by the way, without saying perfect for Monte.

[05:05:09] Put some respect on me.

[05:05:10] Oh, you know what I heard?

[05:05:12] What?

[05:05:13] I heard you were saying that you were calling yours a tiktok car not too long ago and then you got one.

[05:05:17] Well it is true. The URSS is a tiktok car unless you have a purple monte.

[05:05:20] Like what? This one has a carbon fiber hood.

[05:05:23] Uh huh. Okay, okay, okay.

[05:05:26] Anyways, um...

[05:05:28] Yeah, you can't move it.

[05:05:29] I also tried cleaning your car and apparently putting water on your car

[05:05:33] and detailer spray with a microfiber cloth. Apparently I damaged your whole hood.

[05:05:37] So I think I owe you like $50,000 apparently.

[05:05:40] You don't sound like you miss me

[05:05:51] That's not what happened I told you it's MC beds fucking birthday and I'm figuring it out

[05:06:10] I did come out of her vagina

[05:06:17] Listen, I'm gonna let you know that don't worry. You know me. I always come through and if I don't always I never stop coming

[05:06:26] What are you doing right now? Do you miss me?

[05:06:28] I'm gonna go look with some people I just met, but yeah, I miss you, bro.

[05:06:34] I miss home, bro.

[05:06:36] Honestly, I don't like that.

[05:06:38] I'm like time travel, look forward.

[05:06:41] You know what I mean?

[05:06:42] Like it's not night outside.

[05:06:43] I like the West Coast.

[05:06:45] I miss you, bro.

[05:06:47] I miss you too, Doug.

[05:06:49] You got an haircut?

[05:06:50] I did.

[05:06:51] Did you notice?

[05:06:52] You know, why do you look like?

[05:06:53] Why are you sitting in that e-rom position?

[05:06:57] Can I say one more thing before you go?

[05:07:00] Sure, Brad.

[05:07:02] Another turning point of folk stock in the road

[05:07:06] Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go

[05:07:11] So make the best of the test and don't ask why

[05:07:16] It's not a question, but a lesson learned in time

[05:07:21] It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right

[05:07:25] I hope you had the time of your life

[05:07:40] Yeah

[05:07:47] Thank you

[05:07:55] Big gas all I switch the matter daddy

[05:08:01] Do not close this fucking thing I did consider pressing the button, but I don't want to fuck anything up

[05:08:07] I was gonna do it here on the phone

[05:08:10] It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right. I hope you've had the time of your life

[05:08:18] Can someone put me like an edit here. I'll see me exactly or something Google it

[05:08:25] So take the photograph and still frames in your mind

[05:08:31] Hang it on the shelf in good health and good time

[05:08:34] Tattoos of memories and dead skin on a trial

[05:08:39] For what it's worth, it's worth all the while

[05:08:43] It's something unpredictable but in the end it's right

[05:08:48] I've hoped you've had the time of your life

[05:08:52] They're gonna edit that.

[05:08:54] Right?

[05:08:55] Yeah, they probably are.

[05:08:56] You own God?

[05:08:57] I don't want to say that.

[05:08:58] I can't promise anything.

[05:08:59] They're saying, please keep going.

[05:09:00] You're hitting the notes?

[05:09:01] Wait, so do you guys want me to finish?

[05:09:03] All right, fine, fine, fine, fine.

[05:09:05] Another shining point of fucking stuck in the road

[05:09:10] Times grab you by the wrist directs you were to go

[05:09:15] So make the best of the test and don't ask why

[05:09:20] It's not a question, but a lesson learned in time, ha ha

[05:09:25] Yeah

[05:09:26] Something unpredictable, but in the end it's right

[05:09:34] Lays mute, mute, mute, okay fine, you know what bro?

[05:09:38] I'm in the lamb truck who's stopping me

[05:09:40] There we go

[05:09:41] We're gonna edit that, edit that

[05:09:42] That's actually good

[05:09:50] Wait, you know what I thought about?

[05:09:54] The first people to be inside my Lamborghini was looking at my chat because I picked up

[05:09:57] P.O. Box with it.

[05:09:59] So technically Kev season is the first person to be in my Lambo.

[05:10:02] I'm in fucking Ben.

[05:10:04] Who's Ben?

[05:10:05] Huh?

[05:10:06] I hope it's something beautiful but in the end it's right.

[05:10:15] I hope you have the time of your life.

[05:10:18] Ha ha ha!

[05:10:20] What do we do, brother? There's no one here.

[05:10:22] Fucking game. Fucking game.

[05:10:24] Fucking game.

[05:10:26] Goop!

[05:10:28] Goop game.

[05:10:30] Game, cart. It's like the league four.

[05:10:32] Dude, tomorrow I have a bro vs bro against Joe.

[05:10:34] Yeah, and if you actually,

[05:10:36] you cannot knock it in, you can't lose.

[05:10:38] It's actually painful. It's painful to watch you lose.

[05:10:40] Like, I actually hate it.

[05:10:42] Are you dead ass?

[05:10:44] How are you owing to like how I lost it when I lost it

[05:10:48] I see and what way that should be two wins

[05:10:52] No, Jinx is one was low key rigged and let me let was end up being a case battle

[05:10:57] That's true. That's all okay that I wasn't

[05:11:01] Case battle

[05:11:04] I've not sucked bro fuck

[05:11:08] You know what bro, there's only one thing left to do follow me

[05:11:14] Why is it like a baby?

[05:11:27] There's something unpredictable

[05:11:29] But in the end it's right

[05:11:31] I've hoped you've had the time of your life

[05:11:44] Thank you.

[05:12:14] you

[05:12:44] you

[05:13:14] you

[05:13:44] you

[05:14:14] you

[05:14:44] I'll be right down here.

[05:15:06] Wow, oh god.

[05:15:08] You're a sorry man.

[05:15:10] Yeah!

[05:15:12] No!

[05:15:13] No!

[05:15:15] No!

[05:15:16] No!

[05:15:17] No!

[05:15:19] No!

[05:15:20] No!

[05:15:21] No!

[05:15:22] No!

[05:15:23] No!

[05:15:24] No!

[05:15:25] No!

[05:15:26] No!

[05:15:27] No!

[05:15:28] No!

[05:15:29] I'm sorry, he really is calling me.

[05:15:30] For you my friend.

[05:15:31] I cannot tell you.

[05:15:32] I can't tell you.

[05:15:33] B-but my friend?

[05:15:34] I-I'm-I'm not here to talk.

[05:15:35] I can't tell you.

[05:15:36] As you wish.

[05:15:37] All right!

[05:15:38] Yes!

[05:15:39] I-I'm not here.

[05:15:40] Oh no, he moved the mouse.

[05:15:44] I don't know if he has the stream open.

[05:15:50] It's over dude.

[05:15:51] The mouse is in the middle.

[05:15:56] No, where the mouse goes.

[05:16:00] It's glitching everywhere.

[05:16:01] It's glitching.

[05:16:02] No, we're tapped out.

[05:16:03] No!

[05:16:04] No!

[05:16:05] Come back!

[05:16:06] It's over!

[05:16:07] It's over!

[05:16:08] You gotta come back!

[05:16:09] No, it's not doing bullshit bro.

[05:16:16] The peeing click.

[05:16:25] Just keep it there bro.

[05:16:29] Oh don't come in, don't come close.

[05:16:31] Don't worry I will not.

[05:16:32] Don't even come a little close.

[05:16:34] What?

[05:16:49] Purple mid.

[05:16:51] Alright.

[05:16:58] Nothing?

[05:16:59] Nothing dude.

[05:17:01] What do you think?

[05:17:03] What do you think?

[05:17:05] What's the next shot I go for?

[05:17:07] I don't know.

[05:17:09] Maybe under the Gucci shot.

[05:17:13] Gooch shot

[05:17:28] And maybe maybe need maybe the closet shot that's a good one

[05:17:43] Maybe the Alkeneys shop?

[05:17:50] I thought it was down, but it was well.

[05:17:56] Maybe the...

[05:18:00] Maybe default?

[05:18:03] Catch up with the right!

[05:18:09] Yeah, see this is what you have to do, I'm not getting it.

[05:18:15] Oh, fuck.

[05:18:17] Boss, boss, boss.

[05:18:19] One more screen speeder, one more screen speeder.

[05:18:27] No, no, no, no.

[05:18:29] Will these be not what they're tonight?

[05:18:31] I guess I'm gonna box.

[05:18:36] No!

[05:18:39] No.

[05:18:42] No.

[05:18:45] No.

[05:18:47] A fucking Negev? Oh my days!

[05:18:57] I would pay money to see the school icon right now.

[05:19:02] Oh, pig.

[05:19:06] At least be a friend, bro.

[05:19:09] A fingering the chat shot.

[05:19:14] No, bro.

[05:19:19] No, like, is this the one that has a pussy?

[05:19:24] It's not even the one. You know what I'm talking about?

[05:19:27] No.

[05:19:30] No. Oh, my God. I dream.

[05:19:35] hide it. Oh my god, the red just swapped by. No! No!

[05:20:05] Okay, I'm not kidding. I can tell by this. I can tell by the sound right? Watch this you can show it but like

[05:20:35] I'm telling you I can tell it's gold on God.

[05:20:49] That's purple.

[05:20:50] It's a stat track purple.

[05:20:52] Oh my.

[05:20:53] Okay you know what bro?

[05:20:56] If I get a butterfly knife right here.

[05:20:59] Dude.

[05:21:00] I'm not even kidding I would actually fucking pay money

[05:21:06] And we're much as doing the fucking paint bro. Show me a red or a fucking knife. No one cares about this shit

[05:21:16] No

[05:21:19] No

[05:21:22] No, three things that's cool, but

[05:21:26] My neck as

[05:21:30] Oh yeah, that's good.

[05:21:39] Fucking negab.

[05:21:40] Well, I only see much money we have.

[05:21:43] 32 dollars, I have enough for like two more, bro.

[05:21:46] Damn, those are expensive as shit.

[05:21:48] Yeah, it's over.

[05:21:50] It's something unpredictable,

[05:21:52] but in the end it's a waste of money.

[05:21:54] I hope the chat had funny, funny, buddy.

[05:22:00] I lost him.

[05:22:04] Thank god strikes Corpy down everyone.

[05:22:07] I just want to see a gold bro.

[05:22:10] Ay ay ay.

[05:22:12] Come on bro.

[05:22:14] A red please.

[05:22:16] No ho.

[05:22:18] A negus.

[05:22:20] Wait.

[05:22:22] I could do one trade up I think.

[05:22:28] I have to get rid of my Glock.

[05:22:35] No, I need one pink.

[05:22:38] Oh my days.

[05:22:41] Okay, okay, okay, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready.

[05:22:45] No, I got this, I got this.

[05:22:48] Easy.

[05:22:49] You do this?

[05:22:50] Oh no.

[05:22:51] Oh no, chat.

[05:22:52] Oh no.

[05:22:53] Wait, am I poor?

[05:22:54] Wait, I'm actually poor.

[05:22:55] Wait, I'm actually poor

[05:22:59] We L poor on in the chat

[05:23:03] Boss

[05:23:08] Boss

[05:23:12] Are we already on God row if we do we get a red from the right case. I'm actually retight. All right

[05:23:18] right, watch

[05:23:21] You watching

[05:23:25] Don't worry about this. Easy. Ready? Watch out. Watch out. Watch out. Watch out. Hold.

[05:23:31] Hold. Wait. Voss! Right.

[05:23:51] cat looking sideways you holding with me or no I'm holding

[05:24:01] box wait I actually blame Scorpion for this one

[05:24:21] You watching?

[05:24:28] You watching?

[05:24:30] Here we go.

[05:24:36] Okay.

[05:24:37] We're looking for a P90 Asthma for M4A1S Cyrochite.

[05:24:51] I

[05:25:17] That's not that

[05:25:21] Wait, nah, I got nothing, alright, well...

[05:25:28] It's been real fun, enjoy the rest of the day.

[05:25:32] It's been real, chap, it's been fun.

[05:25:35] We are live tomorrow for Joe Bartolosi vs. Stable Ronaldo, bro vs. fucking bro.

[05:25:41] Stop trying to act me, it's not going to...

[05:25:46] What?

[05:25:47] What?

[05:25:48] Thank you guys so much for being a part of today's stream.

[05:25:51] Can I get a W in the chat real quick for being a part of today's stream, bro?

[05:25:58] Thank you for all your subs.

[05:25:59] Thank you for all the dough-nose.

[05:26:01] Thank you to anyone who gift it.

[05:26:03] Thank you to anyBits.

[05:26:04] Make sure to join my Twitter account, exclamationmark.com.

[05:26:08] Also, send stuff to the P.O. Box.

[05:26:10] Exclamation out P.O. for doing an opening real, real soon.

[05:26:14] Live tomorrow, early in the morning.

[05:26:17] Do you hear that bro versus bro, man?

[05:26:21] I love you guys.

[05:26:23] I see you in the car.

[05:26:25] Bro, you better go.

[05:26:26] I see you in the car.

[05:26:47] So take the fall against the children in your mind

[05:26:53] And let out a sound that you've got that makes sense

[05:26:58] Take to the memories that live in your mind

[05:27:03] Somebody tries to give you the strength of the mind