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stableronaldo

03-23-2026 · 4h 11m

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[00:03:00] If today is the day that I won't be a fucking dober, bro, can I get a receipt?

[00:03:05] You mean...

[00:03:07] So neither Mr. Fawcett nor Strunk...

[00:03:09] You mean...

[00:03:10] No, I don't care about any of the four months it's good, so I would cut a hand to fuck you, Andrew, matter of fact.

[00:03:15] Matter of fact, fuck this whole chat!

[00:03:18] Fuck everybody here! Everybody here doubts me, bro!

[00:03:21] Everybody here fucking doubts me!

[00:03:23] You! You! You! You, you, you, you, you!

[00:03:27] You all doubt me!

[00:03:28] you all doubt me bro you all doubt me call me the part of twitch call me the

[00:03:32] part of twitch i don't care

[00:03:35] purple was good pyros was good multiple was good sam was good

[00:03:39] i'll put it on god i'll put it on my chat's life keep on me the part of

[00:03:44] twitch no no no no no no chat keep calling me

[00:03:48] the part of fucking twitch i don't give a flying fuck

[00:03:53] I put it on everything I love

[00:03:56] God if I don't win today in a bro versus bro against Joe Bartima fozie may God strike my chat down

[00:04:06] God if you're listening every viewer who's currently having me tabbed in right now if they tab out or close my stream

[00:04:12] May God strike them down

[00:04:15] Everybody here is locked into this stream and nobody's allowed to leave nobody nobody's allowed to leave absolutely nobody

[00:04:22] I don't give a flying fuck who you are. I don't care who you know. I don't care about anything

[00:04:28] You understand me. Don't put that on God

[00:04:32] Yo, buddy

[00:04:34] Today chat

[00:04:38] Say it with me check get ready today

[00:04:42] Stable Ronaldo

[00:04:45] As y'all know has been called the what a push

[00:04:48] What is he being called Jack? Well what a push?

[00:04:51] What is he going?

[00:04:53] The Wacka Twitch?

[00:04:55] The Fart of Twitch?

[00:04:57] Who has he lost to BroBurz BroTill?

[00:04:59] Go ahead, tell me.

[00:05:01] Tell me.

[00:05:03] Tell me. Who has he lost to BroBurz BroTill?

[00:05:07] Everyone.

[00:05:09] Everyone.

[00:05:11] I lost to Jinxie.

[00:05:15] I even lost to Ludwig.

[00:05:17] But today,

[00:05:19] But today, stable fucking Ronaldo is going to be Joe Biorlozzi in a bro versus bro.

[00:05:32] And today is my fucking redemption.

[00:05:36] Today is my redemption, bro.

[00:05:38] I'm not going up on everything.

[00:05:43] Yes.

[00:05:44] I'm going up.

[00:05:46] I'm going up.

[00:05:48] What's today's date what's today's date what's today's date wait wait wait what's

[00:05:58] today's date what's today's date someone tell me three two three from now one we

[00:06:05] call this stable Ronaldo day today is gonna be national stable Ronaldo day

[00:06:11] because I'm gonna take home my first ever fucking win in a bro verse bro

[00:06:16] February can't march but April may oh my god oh my god oh my bad, should I tweet

[00:06:27] that? How many likes is that if I tweet that right now? Dead analyst? Guys today

[00:06:33] we're gonna play our first verse bro against Joe. um before I go broke like

[00:06:39] jock oh that's a good song. Wait I got you ladies I got you by the way chat I

[00:06:44] I don't care what anyone says. I'm playing Rocket League today whether you guys like it or not

[00:06:50] I'm playing Rocket League today. I'm choosing Rocket League. I don't fucking care. You could say GG

[00:06:56] Yo, huh? I

[00:06:58] Mean, it's just like dude. It's just like unheard of how unsupported this chat is well

[00:07:04] What's that?

[00:07:06] I'll be honest with you

[00:07:07] Be honest am I an L streamer chat yesterday me and Laze were playing Rocket League

[00:07:13] from like 11 p.m. To 1 a.m. No, no like 10 p.m. To 1 a.m. And I kid you know we were just all we were doing all

[00:07:23] we were doing was just like saying I'm gonna go broke like it was really brain rot. Well, it was fucking it was actually fucking brain rot

[00:07:31] Like it was dead ass. It was dead ass really bad, bro. It was really bad. It was really bad

[00:07:35] So call me an L streamer for not grinding bro. Go ahead. Um

[00:07:40] 24 hour stream from yesterday chat remind him

[00:07:43] Um, be honest, Chad, do I actually owe you guys a 24-hour stream just because a fucking

[00:07:47] Sidemen cherry match thing hit?

[00:07:49] Like what?

[00:07:50] Yes, you owe a- Okay.

[00:07:51] Okay, watch, feed, nod, okay.

[00:07:52] And a four-month bum, go cheese, I hate you, so why are you resubbing?

[00:07:53] Yo, guys.

[00:07:54] Guys.

[00:07:55] Yo, stop subbing to me if you're going to type some bullshit emotes.

[00:08:06] I'm dead it.

[00:08:09] Okay.

[00:08:10] Okay, tell me what y'all want me to do with this guy right now

[00:08:15] 19 months sub. Tell me what you want to do with him

[00:08:22] Mod him

[00:08:24] Chill bro horn your devoted Hawk. Is there anything that you want to say to maybe grant you not banned right now?

[00:08:34] Anything you want to say

[00:08:41] Anything you want to say

[00:08:45] You can fuck me. All right. Yeah, you're five minutes is sorry now

[00:08:50] Anyways, good morning everybody. How's everyone doing today?

[00:08:54] Chad, do I look better recently or no? I feel like I'm low key losing weight. Oh

[00:08:59] God

[00:09:01] I did ask the government losing weight you got this run. I believe in you. Yo queen

[00:09:07] Thank you so much for this kind message. I honestly

[00:09:10] You're honestly gonna give me IP for 30 minutes that kind-ass message

[00:09:15] Stumble fat Toto with the five gifted fuck you

[00:09:19] Monkey thank you for the five gifted yo chat

[00:09:22] Chat imagine waking up every single day wasting 25 dollars of your own money just so I can read your stupid fucking name

[00:09:29] Yo, what dogs? Thank you. Oh, this don't thank you so much. You kind of look skinnier, but you eat so much food

[00:09:33] Was that a compliment? I don't even under

[00:09:35] Yo, is this actually a compliment?

[00:09:37] I'm dead ass.

[00:09:38] Like I don't understand this.

[00:09:39] I did.

[00:09:40] I don't understand this.

[00:09:41] Hashtag, I believe in Ronaldo.

[00:09:43] Okay.

[00:09:44] See now you're just trying to get VIP.

[00:09:45] See you in five minutes.

[00:09:46] You're timed out.

[00:09:47] Fax or no chat.

[00:09:48] That guy, yo, that guy was actually farming, bro.

[00:09:51] That guy was farming.

[00:09:52] That guy was farming.

[00:09:53] No, dead ass.

[00:09:54] That guy was farming.

[00:09:55] He was dead ass farming.

[00:09:56] Um, soon.

[00:09:57] What?

[00:09:58] My items, 30, yo, what are you ordering to my P.O.

[00:10:02] Box?

[00:10:03] That's 34 items.

[00:10:04] oh my god no no no no no no this is this is I know no no no no no no no more

[00:10:10] no more this no more yo yo yo yo who sent me fucking shit in my fucking P.O. box

[00:10:15] by the way I left it in the hole and I kid you not it smells rancid bro it

[00:10:22] smells rancid bro what I didn't throw it out I don't know you're a fucking idiot

[00:10:27] don't ever call me a fucking idiot bro don't ever call me a fucking idiot I'm

[00:10:31] smarter than this whole chat app. How much was my IQ? What was my IQ chat? What was my IQ?

[00:10:37] What was my IQ? I don't know. It's pretty good. It was pretty good. 96. That's not even bad. That's

[00:10:42] dead ass. Should I do an IQ test against Joe today? Do you think that's my way to win? Dead ass. That

[00:10:47] could be my way to win. Unironically. That could actually be my way to win. No, no, no, son. Fuck

[00:10:54] no. Fuck no. Oh guys, by the way, I will be honest with you. Get your sad faces in. Get it in. Get

[00:11:00] Get it in, get it in, get it in, get it in, get it in, get it in, get it in.

[00:11:05] Um, well, I wouldn't even say this is like a sad face.

[00:11:09] Um, guys, I can't make it to Miami this week, um, because MC Ben will be here.

[00:11:15] It is my mom's birthday, um, and she told me, she texted me and she's like, it honestly,

[00:11:21] low key kind of made me sad.

[00:11:25] My mom texted me and was like,

[00:11:30] I wanna spend the day with you.

[00:11:33] And I was like, sure, let's do it.

[00:11:37] And then she hit me with a,

[00:11:41] I feel like I don't ever see my son anymore.

[00:11:46] And I was like, well, what do you mean?

[00:11:48] And she was like, well, I feel like I haven't talked to you

[00:11:52] in over like a year.

[00:11:53] and

[00:11:55] Spent time with you

[00:11:57] And I was like I was like mom. What is that even like? What does that mean you come in my chat all the time and ask for

[00:12:04] gifted subs

[00:12:05] And she was like I just missed being with my son

[00:12:09] So I would be taking off tomorrow and then actually

[00:12:15] Let me think here

[00:12:17] Do I take tomorrow off or do I take off her birthday, which is in two days?

[00:12:25] Because tomorrow I have an interview, I don't even know if I should be leaking this.

[00:12:29] I think I low key might have signed an NBA, I don't know.

[00:12:32] So I don't really know.

[00:12:34] But tomorrow I have an interview with Complex.

[00:12:36] I'm pretty sure.

[00:12:37] I think I just leaked.

[00:12:38] I don't know if I'm even supposed to say that at like 2pm.

[00:12:41] So the only way I think I could do a stream is if I do an early stream like super, super

[00:12:46] But like I don't know if you guys would even want that because it'd be so early, bro

[00:12:52] It would look you'd be so early like I don't really know

[00:12:56] But she comes in tomorrow. Don't do that

[00:13:01] Both do both do a late-night stream

[00:13:03] We'll figure it out we'll play it year by year

[00:13:05] But all I know is that today is a bro verse bro versus Joe Bartoloz. He says gonna be a double fucking stream

[00:13:10] It's gonna be good vibe. It's gonna be good energy. Why does my camera?

[00:13:14] Randomly make me black like more of like dark. You know what I'm saying like not like black like do you guys see it or no like the

[00:13:20] Lighting in this room actually fucking sucks. Can I get a retweet or no? I'm deadass. Can I get a retweet?

[00:13:26] Yo, I cannot wait to move houses like holy shit, bro at stable or no no sob

[00:13:32] What are you sobbing about you gotta see me a bag bro?

[00:13:35] Advertisement shit. It's that I had a stable or not a virtual fuck. Oh the heat turbine. Oh, no

[00:13:41] I was stepping you had to see me so shit man. I'm rocking that shit here. David had a heat terminal

[00:13:47] This is true. Who bought my first ever merch ever

[00:13:51] Who bought my first ever merch bro? This is what it used to look like. I'm dead

[00:13:56] You guys all can't say me. It wasn't that many people who bought it you fucking dicks

[00:14:00] I wore stable and auto-merced school one time. I got shoved into a locker. Well, John's you know, you're a fucking fat idiot, too

[00:14:06] That's why you got shoved in a locker

[00:14:08] Ron, please be quiet. I'm trying to sleep first time chatter. Okay. I don't really know what that means

[00:14:13] I bought the non-existent tea. Hello, Al. Oh, thank you for being the go bro. WL on the chat, bro. L guns

[00:14:19] So I got to figure out what three games that I want to verse Joe in the question is chat

[00:14:24] What three games could I beat Joe in I actually think I could beat him

[00:14:30] Dude, okay all jokes aside all jokes aside. Can I beat him? Yes or no?

[00:14:35] Do y'all actually think I could beat him in a bro verse?

[00:14:38] Bro, do y'all actually think I could beat him?

[00:14:42] Yes, no, no, no, no, no.

[00:14:45] Depends.

[00:14:47] OK, so I think the game that I try to beat him against,

[00:14:52] number one, CSGO.

[00:14:55] Let me know.

[00:14:55] Naps, naps, naps.

[00:14:57] Let me know.

[00:14:58] Let me know.

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[00:15:38] you

[00:16:08] you

[00:16:38] you

[00:17:08] you

[00:17:38] I

[00:18:02] Fat off yeah, but now now give me one reason why I actually shouldn't time this guy out like

[00:18:08] Let's think here, let's think here

[00:18:15] CS Val

[00:18:23] We could do jerk mate ranked, but is that worth it or no?

[00:18:26] Yo queen with the 10 gifted. Thank you. You just reminded me though your VIP's gone.

[00:18:37] Thank you so much. Oh and god you're weird. Okay. No troll. No troll. Do I hit Joe at

[00:18:55] the staring contest. I low-key think I'd be a mere staring contest. Oh, God. A treadmill

[00:19:06] contest. He would unironically win. He does not win. Oh, God. Wait. Okay. No troll count

[00:19:14] might count count count ready three two one

[00:19:44] This is way harder than I thought my eyes are like burning chat. My eyes are like burning

[00:19:55] Oh, fuck how long was that how long was that was that a long time was that a long time?

[00:20:00] Was that a long time?

[00:20:01] How long was that? How long that's not cheating squinting your Jason eyes. Okay. Yeah, no, no, no, this is bad

[00:20:08] All right, listen, bro. I'm almost ready. We're gonna start roughly like

[00:20:12] 20-30 minutes we're gonna get in a call and figure it out. I'm gonna be honest with you, bro

[00:20:18] I think I win today first Twitter today. Let's see what this linker is all about

[00:20:22] Thank you for the first link of today

[00:20:24] Phantom ends the streaming verse nine to five debate by saying working a regular nine to five job will always be harder

[00:20:30] I didn't wear the job. I can't really answer this question

[00:20:34] What's harder working nine to five?

[00:20:37] or being a streamer

[00:20:39] content creator.

[00:20:40] Nine to five is always gonna be harder.

[00:20:42] Who the fuck wanna go...

[00:20:45] Like, I feel like most people, if they could,

[00:20:48] they would do the training shit.

[00:20:49] Oh.

[00:20:49] Yeah, people say that though, until they're in this position.

[00:20:52] Not a lot of people will deal with a Twitch chat like me.

[00:20:55] That's the thing though.

[00:20:56] It's like, people will say that I wanna live a life like,

[00:20:59] like stable Ronaldo, but when they're in the position,

[00:21:02] like, do you see this chat?

[00:21:03] Do you see this chat?

[00:21:04] I mean, bro, I'm just being honest.

[00:21:05] Put a nine to five.

[00:21:06] Facts.

[00:21:07] If they could.

[00:21:08] Give a phantom chat is nice to him.

[00:21:10] That's the difference.

[00:21:11] You feel me?

[00:21:12] Mm-hmm.

[00:21:13] Well, a lot of things in life is not that you want to do, is that you have to.

[00:21:17] Okay, here's what I think.

[00:21:18] Working a nine-to-five job is way harder, is way harder, but getting to the position of

[00:21:23] becoming a successful streamer where you don't have to work a job is way harder than becoming

[00:21:27] a nine-to-five worker, which is the actual truth, whether you want to hear that or whether

[00:21:31] you don't want to hear that.

[00:21:33] for a job is way easier getting a pay you can apply for a job maybe a hundred

[00:21:40] and you'll get one of them right let's just be realistic a pride get one you're

[00:21:44] saying no shit well people want to be people want to say that streaming is

[00:21:49] easier than a nine to five but in what sense because getting to the point of

[00:21:52] being a successful streamer is way harder to do so I understand that Mario

[00:21:58] you do realize you clip for a living you have no right of speaking in this

[00:22:01] fucking chat. I mean I was a newspaper mailman dude for about 45 minutes I

[00:22:20] don't know if I've ever told you guys this story but I used to work as a

[00:22:23] mailman for 45 minutes and that's kind of like how I lost my job though I quit

[00:22:29] I had a 9 to 945. Yeah, that is true. I had a 9 to 945

[00:22:43] Phantom shots out your family. It's a wrong family. What the fuck? Yeah, that is wrong. Right?

[00:22:49] Thank y'all so much. All right, man. You have a good one, bro

[00:22:52] I

[00:22:56] Brother my brother brother brother brother brother when is the joke by the way gonna end that I'm like Indian by the way

[00:23:03] Wait, low key. I got a call Pepsi. Do you think Pepsi will pick up my phone or no?

[00:23:08] Do you think Pepsi will pick up my phone call?

[00:23:11] Low key miss dude, what are you linking me?

[00:23:18] Wow

[00:23:20] Actually, wow. Wow. I'm not even kidding, bro. What happened to the times where me and

[00:23:28] Betsy were best friends, bro? Now it's just...

[00:23:44] It's whatever, bro. It's actually whatever. I wonder when they're gonna

[00:23:47] release the next episodes. What if I told you guys I've been secretly working out

[00:23:59] every single day bro and I have the actual documentary coming out soon.

[00:24:07] Bro I'm trying to tell you guys you're gonna see the difference. Stream ideas if

[00:24:12] Ron runs out of content which doesn't sound like me. Phil, Jason or Lacey's

[00:24:16] car with packing peanuts, lost in LA with Archie Yu-Gi-Y-V-G, not a bad shout.

[00:24:20] Visit OSCS house again. That house is literally rat-infested with fucking

[00:24:25] disgustingness all running around. Dug-Dug with OSCS and Guapo. So basically you

[00:24:31] guys want me to do an eating challenge, but then when I do an eating challenge

[00:24:34] you guys call me fat. You know what's crazy? I just thought of... Bro, I haven't

[00:24:41] seen a dad in like weeks. Silky I haven't seen in weeks. He's about to go to Miami.

[00:24:45] Jason's in New York. Lacey's in Miami. Marlin is about to go to Miami. Literally

[00:24:52] here just to have a streaming setup. I literally am in the house alone, bro. I

[00:24:56] think I might need to recruit members. Lowkey, should I just start? Should I put

[00:24:59] Lacey's setup in the guest room now? I'm dead ass. Should I put Lacey's

[00:25:04] setup in the guest room? I'm dead ass. I'm about to just live with Lacey,

[00:25:10] bro like dead serious that is not a bad shout correct um okay what is this um

[00:25:18] quick stowini edits part with a band-aid on it

[00:25:24] Jason, when I was at my lowest, he was here for me and he gave me an opportunity, no one

[00:25:39] gave him, and he was just helping me through so much behind the scenes.

[00:25:44] Oh my God, he's dead.

[00:25:45] There's gonna be a time chat where stable ronardo and jason ween pride both pass away, bro

[00:26:07] Well, it's us three

[00:26:09] The day that me and jason passed away, bro

[00:26:11] No one will ever take our spot as a billow of the world.

[00:26:15] No one can take our spot.

[00:26:17] You just had to be there?

[00:26:18] The night is still young!

[00:26:20] The night is still young!

[00:26:23] We got to watch the night!

[00:26:26] I'm going to be honest with you, bro.

[00:26:27] I lowkey liked the South Island 2.

[00:26:29] The South Island 2 was actually classic to me.

[00:26:31] People didn't like it because there was so much like,

[00:26:35] what is it called, wheel spins.

[00:26:36] But lowkey was a classic.

[00:26:37] It was classic, bro.

[00:26:39] He dead ass used to look so good with full blonde.

[00:26:42] I'm going back to full blonde.

[00:26:43] Oh, God, you guys are not my Sims characters, bro.

[00:26:47] You guys are not my, like,

[00:26:48] you cannot just create a Sims character, bro.

[00:26:51] I wanna go blonde so bad.

[00:26:53] I dead ass wanna go blonde.

[00:26:55] I'm not kidding.

[00:26:56] I'm dead serious.

[00:26:57] I wanna go blonde.

[00:26:59] Hopefully we get that burger reunion

[00:27:00] when they move into the new house.

[00:27:02] I'm gonna be honest with you.

[00:27:03] Is it a bad idea for a burger to live with me right now?

[00:27:06] I'm dead ass.

[00:27:07] I low key miss when burger lives with me.

[00:27:09] Like I really do miss when Berger lived with me.

[00:27:13] But do cats need a lot of space?

[00:27:15] Yeah, yes or no?

[00:27:17] Like if I put them in just a room, is that too much?

[00:27:22] Yes?

[00:27:23] Damn.

[00:27:24] Dab, Jason, Nguyen, and Lacey all made appearances

[00:27:27] in Tower of Yummy's new LA party video

[00:27:29] and were spotted going crazy.

[00:27:30] I

[00:27:43] I'm a little confused right now

[00:27:51] Lacey and Dalla and Lopey

[00:28:00] My god, this is actually a fucking lobby. I haven't seen Lopie in forever, man

[00:28:12] Damn bro, maybe I gotta start doing alcohol man drinking alcohol low key. I feel like I'm missing out right now everyone seems

[00:28:19] Everyone seems to be drinking. Um need 40 streamers for Valorant tournament

[00:28:24] Dude, I'm not gonna lie one. I don't know if I'll get invited. Hopefully I will but chill

[00:28:29] I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm one of the greatest fucking Valorant players of all time. I peak. What was my peak?

[00:28:35] What was my peak a mortal what a mortal 2 or mortal 3?

[00:28:39] What was it?

[00:28:41] I'm so good at video games, man. I actually cannot wait to show you guys

[00:28:50] 23 years old who's wait. I just realized does it matter to get on famous birthdays anymore like who's who celebrates my birthday with me?

[00:28:58] January 15th. Okay, Martin Luther King. Okay. Dove Cameron. I don't know who the fuck this

[00:29:18] This is Bad Kid J. I don't know who this is.

[00:29:22] Stable Renato, Pitbull, Grace Vander Waal.

[00:29:26] Interesting.

[00:29:29] Chicago West!

[00:29:33] Ash Cash.

[00:29:34] Skrillex, Eddie Hall, Ben Shapiro.

[00:29:42] Who else is here?

[00:29:47] Who else is, who else is on January 15th?

[00:29:52] Dude, I'm not gonna lie.

[00:29:55] Who are January 15th deaths?

[00:29:58] Rocky Johnson,

[00:30:00] David.

[00:30:17] you

[00:30:47] you

[00:31:17] you

[00:31:47] you

[00:32:17] you

[00:32:47] And I want to see you all apologize to me, okay?

[00:33:04] Lock it in.

[00:33:06] Chad, we're going to start in about 15 minutes.

[00:33:13] Anything else that I missed that's super important is this W quality.

[00:33:16] Oh, this is pretty cute, bro. Shout out to you, man.

[00:33:18] Ron's told her that's really cute.

[00:33:20] Ronny, next, look at the comments.

[00:33:22] Ronny, find each other's real names.

[00:33:25] RONNY, bro.

[00:33:28] Is that it?

[00:33:29] Yeah, I'll get you.

[00:33:30] 800 comments.

[00:33:31] Lock in, bro. Lock in.

[00:33:33] Is this actually your real name, Deji?

[00:33:36] What is this, bro?

[00:33:38] Lock in.

[00:33:40] RONNY!

[00:33:41] The Red Alawaki, Rotterdamer, and Daniel are tongue-tied.

[00:33:45] I give the longest name ever, bro.

[00:33:48] Locked in, locked in, locked in, locked in, locked in, locked in, locked in.

[00:33:50] Okay, alright, look there.

[00:33:52] Wait, is that actually a real name, Degi?

[00:33:53] Uh, my full name is Oledegi and I want it to be...

[00:33:55] Yo, they're cooking...

[00:33:57] Yo, why are they cooking, Muda?

[00:33:59] Lock in, lock in.

[00:34:01] Yo, they're dead-ass cu-

[00:34:03] Yeah.

[00:34:04] When they're done, they're all looking dead.

[00:34:06] Lock in.

[00:34:09] Oh my god, man.

[00:34:10] Bedwars.

[00:34:12] Well, anyone here are actually good at bedwars?

[00:34:15] oh, how the fuck were people good at this shit? i never played this shit

[00:34:28] is it that hard to do? like, if i wanted to play that today, would i be good or no?

[00:34:33] like, bed wars, fastest bridgeer, what the fuck is a bridgeer?

[00:34:41] What is a fucking bridge? That sounds like a slur.

[00:34:44] This is so slow.

[00:34:48] Wait, what? Is that supposed to be impressive?

[00:35:00] What the fuck am I watching, bro?

[00:35:02] What is this?

[00:35:08] Wait, so you're telling me motherfuckers know how to do this?

[00:35:30] There's zero chance.

[00:35:32] There's actually zero chance.

[00:35:34] There's dead ass zero chance.

[00:35:36] Oh god, I never do that

[00:35:39] 5000 viewer raid from Marlin. Hello M3. Good fucking morning to you guys

[00:35:44] I'm about to start a bro versus bro versus Joe Barton Malose. So good fucking morning

[00:35:50] Also to anyone in M3, I'm gonna be honest with you

[00:35:53] I'm only watching inside because Marlin's flirting with that girl taxer. No, that's the reason I'm watching it

[00:35:59] I'll be honest with you

[00:36:00] I'll be honest with you. Yo, by the way, I got permission to watch it. I don't know if I should try this click on solo

[00:36:06] Brother, am I just stealing excuse's content now?

[00:36:10] Brown, bro.

[00:36:12] Like...

[00:36:25] Wait, what?

[00:36:32] Wait, is that not even close?

[00:36:34] purple it's my favorite color chat if anyone asks you in person chat what's

[00:36:42] Oh, easy.

[00:36:43] I mean, this is easy.

[00:36:47] This game is so fucking easy.

[00:36:49] I don't know what this is.

[00:36:55] Cyan.

[00:36:56] Is this cyan?

[00:36:57] I'm not playing this dog shit game.

[00:37:07] Hey, shout out to any fucking dweebs in the chat who know how to do this, bro.

[00:37:10] This is dead awesome loser shit.

[00:37:11] or shit dead ass man shut up the M3 also now we know why they invite Ron again

[00:37:17] playing in the chariot match people know that speed isn't playing he has said no

[00:37:20] he's not fully said no he asked him he has reason he can't do it but it's a

[00:37:23] chance he could okay Logan is not playing cuz he has racemania Kai has

[00:37:27] asked for another person to play that we have not agreed to and he's on break

[00:37:30] too fat isn't it yeah and mr. Beast has said no yeah but you know we can't knock

[00:37:35] I just explained because everyone said oh, we're like yeah, and ask them. We asked them. It's not our fault, basically.

[00:37:40] Yeah, we did try, we didn't ask.

[00:37:43] Speed going to WrestleMania. I mean bro, me and Speed weren't gonna be able to make it, but I ended up just making it man.

[00:37:49] Me and Speed couldn't make it, but you know what I'm saying?

[00:37:53] I figured out a way to make it because I appreciate the Sidemen's invitation.

[00:37:57] Bro, I'm gonna be honest with you. That's not why they invited me. They invited me because I'm a goat fucking streamer.

[00:38:01] Shout out to fucking the chat disabled.

[00:38:03] Can we please get another Miami trip with Lacey, Marlin, and Yugi?

[00:38:05] I'm down, bro. I'm down to go to Miami. I just couldn't this week, literally.

[00:38:09] Um, we missed this duo. Bro, Max? I mean, I'd love to do the shape of Max. I asked him multiple times.

[00:38:15] Um, my poor late for the stream. 700 plus calorie consumption.

[00:38:19] Absolute chest cinema. Continuing his losing streak. My house is getting robbed, brother.

[00:38:27] You and Lacey should do this segment again. Run them over.

[00:38:30] I'm gonna be honest with you I want to do a green screen thing again, but I'm really a fucking freight of what you guys are gonna put behind me

[00:38:40] I'm dead ass

[00:38:43] Ron X Mooda bro verse bro will be fire on God Mooda asked me to do a bro verse bro

[00:38:47] But I think I'm way too good for him. That's the only problem like we're supposed to do a 2v2 every single Valor thing, but like I

[00:38:54] Don't know

[00:38:56] How did the DJ get away with this 8,000 likes?

[00:39:00] What the f**k is the DJ doing bro, dead ass what is the DJ doing?

[00:39:20] That's why me and Jason don't go to the f**king club bro.

[00:39:23] Was already three months ago, time flies, time flies really f**king quick bro.

[00:39:28] I'm not even kidding. When the summer hits, man, time is moving too fucking fast.

[00:39:34] Dude, does anyone remember the first day that stable, Ronaldo played Fortnite?

[00:39:40] Like, look at how quickly time is flying, bro.

[00:39:42] Who remembers their first time opening up Fortnite?

[00:39:49] Satch, actually said real ones.

[00:39:53] Remember your first stream? I don't even remember my first stream.

[00:39:57] What the fuck is my first stream?

[00:40:02] Stable Ronaldo first straight

[00:40:07] No views five years ago

[00:40:17] What is my first ever stream

[00:40:21] Does anyone know why does this all say no views?

[00:40:27] But whatever bruh.

[00:40:36] Bro Joe has no fucking chance today.

[00:40:52] I'm dead ass.

[00:40:53] It's actually going to be sad for him.

[00:40:54] I feel bad.

[00:40:55] I actually feel bad.

[00:40:57] story don't worry she's a torta why is she so mean to me years later low-key

[00:41:01] sonnet chop bug I fake gaming as bitch chat should I get a wife soon yo what is

[00:41:06] why are you doing by the way I feel bad for anyone in SLG today I'm not kidding

[00:41:11] I saw silky this morning at 10 a.m. grab his food outside and hearing him play

[00:41:15] the video game at 10 a.m. good luck getting a stream out of him today he's

[00:41:18] not waking up for the next 17 hours I'm dead ass so good fucking luck good

[00:41:23] Fucking love bro dead ass

[00:41:27] Anything else that I missed before we called Joe is Joe almost ready. We're supposed to start at 2 30 my time

[00:41:34] Are you linking me a Diana lend fucking edit, bro? Do you think ladies is that sad you think ladies is actually sad

[00:41:40] Hey, Ron, can you finish resident evil today? Yes resident evil will be getting finished soon. Don't worry guys very soon

[00:41:46] It'll be getting finished

[00:41:48] lol what

[00:41:53] All right, whatever, bro, um, what is this side men, right?

[00:42:05] They did s or they did s.

[00:42:11] Are they did s?

[00:42:12] Yeah, I'm not even kidding.

[00:42:15] If I have to streak the field naked, I will do so.

[00:42:18] I'm over this shit, man.

[00:42:20] I'm dead ass.

[00:42:21] I'm actually over the shit.

[00:42:22] Yo, is Joe ready?

[00:42:23] is Joe ready David a sub um what am I looking at with this thumbnail let's see

[00:42:30] here Joe Bartomello Z what would fit this like what is he fucking playing

[00:42:34] though hey this looks like some shitty bite fucking gift wrapper and I'm not

[00:42:39] VIP so I look like a fucking child

[00:42:43] I don't think I could be

[00:42:48] entertaining playing random

[00:42:52] games. I just don't think I

[00:42:56] could. He's a gamer, bro.

[00:43:02] All right. Whatever that means.

[00:43:05] Whatever that means. Whatever

[00:43:09] whatever that means whatever whatever that fucking means bro um

[00:43:18] marlin made animal johnny hawnie fawnie but hawnie but hawnie but fawnie but lasani

[00:43:23] jaw dropped the moment you walked into the sidemen inside

[00:43:26] I'm gonna be honest with you bro is Marlon that good-looking we talk about this a lot man but I just

[00:43:49] I don't know, man.

[00:43:50] What are you linking to, though?

[00:43:51] How the fuck is this possible, man?

[00:43:52] Like, who is doing this shit?

[00:43:53] Fucking miners, bro.

[00:43:54] I hate Minecraft.

[00:43:55] There's so much.

[00:43:56] Holy fuck.

[00:43:57] So, you are fat?

[00:43:58] Every rod fan.

[00:43:59] Okay.

[00:44:00] So, you are fat.

[00:44:01] We already know that.

[00:44:02] And the problem is with the fat thing is that you will look totally different once

[00:44:07] you lose the weight.

[00:44:08] every Ron fan. Okay so you are fat we already know that and the problem is with

[00:44:14] the bad thing is that you will look totally different once you lose the

[00:44:18] weight and you have to lose the weight like I'm sorry. I will raise Ron's

[00:44:31] Juris Perfomante versus my Juris for pink slips I'm not even kidding on my

[00:44:36] I would actually do that. I invested $40,000 into my car. Stage 2 tune.

[00:44:40] Stage 2 tune. Maybe like $2,000.

[00:44:42] C-U tune plus 240 horsepower.

[00:44:44] Probably a couple thousand dollars.

[00:44:46] Race-Fi exhaust sheet.

[00:44:48] Exhaust? Maybe like $5,000.

[00:44:50] Fi? I got down pipes on the vehicle.

[00:44:52] Maybe like $2,000.

[00:44:54] I got a bunch of the stuff out of it so it's less weight.

[00:44:57] A bunch of the stuff out of it so it's less weight.

[00:44:59] Yo, so Cheezer, you spent $40,000 on maybe like 10k maximum worth of fucking mods.

[00:45:03] I don't care about your fucking nearest bro.

[00:45:05] You don't have a carbon fiber hood get off my deck

[00:45:10] Oh my fucking god, bro

[00:45:13] Okay, I'm begging y'all to unmute this what happened in the stadium yesterday

[00:45:17] Are they are they mocking Craig? They are yeah, and this was some frame mocking thereby

[00:45:23] Alperin shingoon after some jester gooning

[00:45:25] Oh my goodness, fun.

[00:45:30] Are they?

[00:45:31] This is not real, right?

[00:45:32] This is...

[00:45:33] What am I even doing?

[00:45:34] Are they mogging, Craig?

[00:45:36] Are they mogging Craig?

[00:45:38] They are.

[00:45:39] Yeah.

[00:45:40] And this was some frame mogging there.

[00:45:41] This was some frame mogging.

[00:45:43] By Alprensh and Goon after...

[00:45:45] Alprensh and Goon.

[00:45:46] I don't know what that means.

[00:45:47] Some jester Gooning.

[00:45:48] Some jester Gooning.

[00:45:49] This is actually some type of jokes John's makes.

[00:45:53] You are actually right, bro.

[00:45:55] Holy fuck that is like some actual fucking John's jokes right there like dead ass, bro

[00:46:04] His name brother if he's talking about gesture maxing gesture gooning what the fuck does that mean? What is this?

[00:46:25] Every night every day shit shut the fuck up, baby. I don't want your conversation

[00:46:36] Rollin marijuana. That's a true vacation every day. What is his username?

[00:46:41] If your name starts with a J, this is for you.

[00:46:55] This looks like one of those masks that you wear that just like stretches your face.

[00:46:59] Alright.

[00:47:01] LA Community Deck.

[00:47:04] Marlon.

[00:47:05] Don't get to-

[00:47:06] His new girlfriend Stella made an official kiss for the fr- Yo, what am I even watching?

[00:47:11] Uh, if it protects you, you win, there's no problem.

[00:47:13] Please just stop linking me fucking shit ever again.

[00:47:16] He's a better gamer than Ron.

[00:47:19] So what's...

[00:47:20] The voice?

[00:47:21] Why am I on a Kinect 4?

[00:47:22] So if fucking Ace, what's the problem already?

[00:47:24] Some of the sexy voices almost just...

[00:47:26] Oh my God.

[00:47:27] What the fuck?!

[00:47:29] What the fuck did he do?!

[00:47:30] That's not even good, bro.

[00:47:32] That's not even fucking good, bro.

[00:47:34] That's actually not even that impressive.

[00:47:36] No one wants to draft stable Ronaldo, really?

[00:47:39] What the...

[00:47:39] Custom skin for Ron.

[00:47:41] Capture each HQ as it comes online.

[00:47:46] We have our first target, move out.

[00:47:50] Speaking round.

[00:47:53] Yo, is Joe ready, chat?

[00:47:56] Is Joe Bartifossi ready?

[00:48:06] Hey, Discord!

[00:48:08] Hey Scorpi, call Joe!

[00:48:38] All right, looks like he's not picking up stay more

[00:49:00] Good evening Joseph sorry I just tapped into your stream. He said it looks like he's not playing

[00:49:10] 530 on the dot you called for about 10 seconds then immediately assume that I couldn't

[00:49:17] Good morning Joseph. It's not warning for me. It's not warning for you either but welcome.

[00:49:23] Good afternoon. Good afternoon. Good evening

[00:49:27] Today is gonna be the downfall of you. I want you to know that I'm currently zero and two

[00:49:33] Against people and bro wait who else did you play outside of?

[00:49:36] Chinksey you just cut off the king

[00:49:40] You're just talking about your own two and I was hanging in the king

[00:49:44] Good afternoon, Joseph

[00:49:46] Listen, I'm currently oh and sorry. We don't need a restart. We don't need her when you start

[00:49:53] more time. Let's try it one more time, Jeff. Yo, good morning, or no, I already, good afternoon,

[00:49:59] Joseph. Today is the day that you meet your demizer. What's the word I'm looking for, Chad?

[00:50:05] Diminisher. Demise. Demise. Good afternoon, Joseph. Today, you're going to meet your demise, okay?

[00:50:12] I am currently zero and two against everyone in gaming. Ludwig, Jinxie. I got first round in a

[00:50:18] rainbow tournament. I got first round in a CS tournament. I got first round in everything

[00:50:22] that I do basically in life right now.

[00:50:25] Today I'm looking for my first ever win

[00:50:27] and I choose you.

[00:50:28] I choose you to go against, yep.

[00:50:30] Yeah, and did you choose me to try and get an easy win?

[00:50:33] Like what was the strategy in picking me?

[00:50:38] Cause you're kind of putting it all on the line here

[00:50:39] cause like if you're fairly confident

[00:50:42] that you're gonna be me and then you lose

[00:50:44] then you're 0-3.

[00:50:46] Joe, there is actually zero fucking chance in hell I lose.

[00:50:51] I'm not even there's genuinely serious. There is not there's there is not even a little bit of matter daddy in my body

[00:50:57] That says I'm gonna lose today. I'm dead ass

[00:51:00] There's not even a little bit. I'm dead ass. There's not a little bit and

[00:51:04] So just to confirm what are we playing for like how what are we going to in this bro V brow?

[00:51:11] I usually go to five

[00:51:12] We do about three games each and then three neutral games with the neutral games can be super quick

[00:51:16] Like for instance, man, I was thinking about maybe challenging you to a professional staring contest

[00:51:21] That's number one. That's that's not count that is not counting as a game. That's like what are you scared?

[00:51:27] Wait, is he scared? It's just

[00:51:29] Okay, yeah, sure

[00:51:32] Stupid so I just want to know wait. I just want to know is it you're scared. Yeah. Yeah lose. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I would lose a staring contest

[00:51:39] Okay, that's number one number two. I had bad. No, we're not. No, we're not doing we're not doing a staring contest

[00:51:45] I'm not that's not gaming. This is a bro. This is not that's not gaming

[00:51:49] That's not even a competition staring contest. We're not even fit. What are we gonna look at the camera?

[00:51:54] We're not even looking at each other

[00:51:57] So he's ducking got it got it. I just wanted to just wanted to make sure that I had better

[00:52:01] All right, could I rattle off some if you're gonna rattle off some random games?

[00:52:04] Well, I rattle off

[00:52:07] I've been playing last night. I'm warming up. So I'm ready when you are go ahead. Let's be some games

[00:52:11] All right, so so you know, I would love to do Geo guesser

[00:52:17] Would love to do Rocket League

[00:52:19] You know human benchmark I mentioned to you yesterday. I

[00:52:23] Think if you want to do a neutral game we could do instead of a staring contest, which is you know turbo lame

[00:52:29] We could do like a Wikipedia speedrun

[00:52:31] Where neither of us really have a

[00:52:35] advantage

[00:52:37] We could do super battle golf 1v1 connect for if you want a neutral game fall guys

[00:52:45] We could even do a spelling bee

[00:52:52] Let's think here, okay, so I think for the neutral games I say I kind of like where your head's out here

[00:52:59] I'm thinking

[00:53:01] Chat what out of those should we do neutral game? Okay, so I think rocket league should be your game, right? You're good at that now

[00:53:09] Not really worried about water. Okay, we could do we could do you pick three

[00:53:13] I picked three and then we just agree on three neutral game. Okay, so I think wiki race

[00:53:18] There's no there you can't be good at like wiki race is just like I picked start you pick finish neutral

[00:53:23] That's a neutral. That's okay one. I'm gonna write these down

[00:53:26] So neutral wiki race

[00:53:40] Joe games neutral games, okay. I'm not a lot neutral games wait. What is it wiki wiki race?

[00:53:46] That's number one. I yeah, there's like a website that we could use for my game. Are you good at CS? I

[00:53:53] I

[00:53:55] Mean you saw me play in the CS turn would we be doing us just a CS 1v1 like custom custom map or something

[00:54:01] What do you think Jack custom map or do we do?

[00:54:06] Like deathmatch I feel like that would be like or would you rather do valorant? I

[00:54:12] Don't really care you could pick either. I just I if we're doing CS or valorant

[00:54:17] I would rather not they're both like so similar

[00:54:19] similar that it's probably like one or the other CS it is CS that's my first game what's

[00:54:24] your first so CS I'll choose a Geo Gasser okay that's a good one why are you like stress

[00:54:35] down why are you like breathing so heavily that's a good one that's a good one America

[00:54:44] America only those are fine America only. No, it's just world to Geo guess. Oh my God.

[00:54:50] Okay. Okay fine. Sure. Whatever. I'm not worried. I'm actually not worried. I've been practicing my Geo, my Geo.

[00:54:56] We would do we would do community world like I have a whole set for like I'm assuming it's not just going to be like best of one like when we do Geo it'd be like best of five you do usually first three games are move and you know normal and then second game no move and then it or not second game.

[00:55:13] game fourth game no move and then if we somehow are to to then we do no move no

[00:55:17] pan no zoom for fun alley just to see who like wins that specific set I have

[00:55:23] people recommend me that we do an edible contest that you love edible is

[00:55:28] this true yeah I do like edibles but I know you're gonna you're gonna eat an

[00:55:33] edible I feel like you would eat like some fucking sour patch kid and tell me

[00:55:39] that it was like a 50 milligram edible and then I would just be fried and you'd

[00:55:42] dead server are you eating pretzels again right now what are you fucking chewing

[00:55:47] on it's not protein why do you have an entire gallon tub and you're just

[00:55:56] trusting that that's like not poison you're just eating them yeah all right

[00:56:02] let me think here um let's see here CS okay so if I don't do valor check what

[00:56:10] What should I do for my second game in terms of in-care?

[00:56:12] Okay, for you.

[00:56:13] I'm not gonna, like, I'm not gonna bitch if you, if you wanna do CS and Val, that's fine.

[00:56:17] It's just like, we're just gonna be, it's gonna be like aim 1v1.

[00:56:21] I don't wanna do Fortnite, because I'm afraid that's just too unfair.

[00:56:24] Honestly, bro, battleship, that's my middle game.

[00:56:26] I'm actually good at battleship.

[00:56:28] Everyone knows that in my chat.

[00:56:29] I'm fucking stupid.

[00:56:30] That's, you don't wanna do that as a neutral.

[00:56:31] You want your game to be battleship.

[00:56:32] That's my game.

[00:56:33] That's my game.

[00:56:34] That's my game.

[00:56:35] I'm better than you at it.

[00:56:36] I'm better than you at it.

[00:56:37] Okay.

[00:56:38] Okay.

[00:56:39] What do you think connect for?

[00:56:43] We already have wiki race for neutral you want to do connect for for the second. It's a deal. What are you thinking?

[00:56:47] I would do I would do yeah, I would do connect for that time. You connect for

[00:56:52] Yeah, we're probably have to do like fucking like best of five because I might be quick

[00:56:58] What's your what's your second game?

[00:57:02] What is your what is your oh wait no my second game will be rocket league

[00:57:09] All right, all right, you know what, that's fun.

[00:57:14] Do an am I gay quiz?

[00:57:15] How do you win that?

[00:57:16] I got to get some pros and cons for that joke, bro.

[00:57:21] Oh my god.

[00:57:22] Chad, what do we think for the third game?

[00:57:30] The most gay wins, okay?

[00:57:33] You could do, like if you don't do Fortnite, I will choose like a normal, like you know

[00:57:38] How battleship was like your your second game like my third game. I'll do something. That's like I'm not guaranteed gonna win

[00:57:45] Cuz like for night it would you would just you would five only like it would just be

[00:57:51] I don't really want to do that cuz it's like it's too unfair

[00:57:55] Mm-hmm. Oh my god a word typing race. Where are you better type her than me?

[00:58:01] Well, that's why I think I was gonna recommend for the neutral third

[00:58:05] We just do human benchmark. Can you look up human benchmark real quick just so I could show you what I mean?

[00:58:11] Human benchmark we actually looked at it yesterday when we were doing rainbow and you did reaction test

[00:58:15] There's like seven different or eight different games and we could just do whoever wins

[00:58:22] You know like say we could just do like first of four games and we go back and forth on choosing what game you want to do

[00:58:30] So one of them is a typing race

[00:58:35] I just got 17 milliseconds by the way first five so when you want to say I pre-fire when you want to say that

[00:58:41] Go ahead do the philosophy

[00:58:44] You want me to do my spiel again about how physically you you definitively pre-fired it

[00:58:51] No, because it is physically impossible for each of you to have a reaction time that is that hold up. Let me put the screen

[00:58:58] Don't hit red. I'm not

[00:59:01] You want it? You just hit red

[00:59:05] Oh, 190.

[00:59:06] Hold on.

[00:59:08] 163, hold on.

[00:59:10] 1.35, hold on, it's getting lower every time.

[00:59:16] Oh, I miss clicked on everything.

[00:59:20] Oh, I missed it again.

[00:59:22] Oh, I missed it again.

[00:59:27] I'm not even watching anymore.

[00:59:30] OK.

[00:59:31] All right, we need a third game chat.

[00:59:33] Let's do my third game.

[00:59:40] See?

[00:59:41] Are those pretzels good?

[00:59:42] Bro, I'm not even kidding.

[00:59:44] Pretzels aren't bad for me, chat, right?

[00:59:45] It's 120, wait, hold on.

[00:59:47] Can I do some after a quick, well,

[00:59:48] you think of your third game while I do some after a quick.

[00:59:51] 120.

[00:59:52] Well, pretzels, they're not bad for you

[00:59:54] in the sense of like, they're not like saturated fats

[00:59:57] or like, you know, anything that's crazy bad.

[01:00:00] It's just, you're just eating straight card.

[01:00:06] Okay, so there's 5,000 calories in this bottle.

[01:00:10] But there's not that much sodium.

[01:00:11] So there's 320 grams.

[01:00:14] And how fast would you go through the top of pretzels?

[01:00:17] Oh, if you didn't stop me,

[01:00:18] I would have went through the whole thing probably.

[01:00:20] But it has 320 milligrams of sodium times 38.

[01:00:24] So it only has 12,000 milligrams of sodium.

[01:00:30] Wow

[01:00:33] But um wait, let me let me let me consult my chat on the third game

[01:00:46] I think I I think I know have you ever played Super Battle at all for now

[01:00:53] What I know we know I want to just pick a game that it's like I'm not guaranteed

[01:01:00] No, but do you understand just I know what the pieces do

[01:01:07] Chad do I try them in chess like low key? I wasn't even that bad

[01:01:12] Low key wasn't that bad

[01:01:15] Yeah, I could play you in rounds. I don't think I'm bad at rounds, but I think you would hate rounds

[01:01:25] CS battleship

[01:01:27] Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Checkers. I challenge you to checkers. You're done

[01:01:32] You're actually done

[01:01:34] No, I am actually I'm actually

[01:01:37] Astonished that you picked that because I was just joking with my chat when I started streamed that I was gonna choose checkers as my first game

[01:01:44] And it was gonna be an hour of silence. I was playing checkers

[01:01:48] I

[01:01:56] Don't want to judge but your two of your games are board games

[01:02:05] I can't do for my geogaster chap because you guys fucking DDoS website every time I

[01:02:15] Don't want to do cod either because cod with install

[01:02:18] unless you really want to do that.

[01:02:20] But I don't really know how to even do that.

[01:02:22] I don't even know what, well, I would just have to install the COD that you would want to play.

[01:02:25] I don't even know what COD it is, I don't even know what COD it is either.

[01:02:29] All right, what's your third game?

[01:02:34] I was going to pick my third game around how hard your third game would be for me.

[01:02:41] If you want me to do a board game as well, I'll do Resk.

[01:02:46] You'll want to die playing me in risk.

[01:02:49] There's Minecraft 1v1?

[01:02:54] Minecraft 1v1 on what?

[01:02:56] Like high pixel?

[01:02:57] I don't know, Chad, how can we do it?

[01:02:59] How can we do it?

[01:03:00] We could high pixel.

[01:03:01] You could high pixel 1v1.

[01:03:03] OK, bet.

[01:03:04] And there's different kits.

[01:03:05] OK, bet, Minecraft 1v1.

[01:03:07] I haven't done this in a while, but I know I'm pretty good at this.

[01:03:09] Let's do that.

[01:03:11] OK, yours is CS, battleship, Minecraft 1v1.

[01:03:15] The new trials are with us, Connect4, Team Adventure Mark,

[01:03:18] and then I'll do GeoGuessor Rocket League and...

[01:03:23] That was easy, that'd be easy.

[01:03:24] Let's do Roblox spelling, babe.

[01:03:32] All right.

[01:03:36] All right.

[01:03:38] You made a noise there.

[01:03:40] That's fine, bro.

[01:03:42] That's fine.

[01:03:44] I'm actually locked on.

[01:03:46] Yo, oh my God, I'm actually hyped.

[01:03:48] Bro, your chat, hey, I'm so sorry to Joe's chat,

[01:03:50] by the way, you're about to see your streamer

[01:03:51] actually look like a fucking idiot, bro.

[01:03:53] Clip this right now and come back to this.

[01:03:55] Yeah, we'll be putting on the line, bro.

[01:03:56] 100 gifted, a little 100?

[01:03:58] Yeah, I'll do 100 gifted.

[01:03:59] There's a small-

[01:04:00] We do 100 subs, and so this is,

[01:04:02] we're doing this regular Brovy Bro rules,

[01:04:04] like we flip a coin, who picks first,

[01:04:05] and then loser picks game after that.

[01:04:07] You're speaking my language now.

[01:04:08] Point, yeah, let's do it, bro.

[01:04:09] All right, you want heads or you want tails?

[01:04:11] Wait, hold up, let me pull up your stream.

[01:04:13] Uh, I will count this one doesn't count.

[01:04:21] Chad, what do I choose?

[01:04:23] Oh, wait, are you choosing or am I choosing?

[01:04:25] It's only fair.

[01:04:27] I have like extra.

[01:04:28] I'll choose. I'll choose heads.

[01:04:30] Oh, good choice. Good choice.

[01:04:31] But are you sure you want to go heads or do you want to go tails?

[01:04:34] Because you know what they say, Joe, tails never fails.

[01:04:37] the reason I want to choose heads to see this is actually maybe stupid logic in terms of a video game coin toss but there is a statistically higher chance that it lands on the same side that it's already facing and it's facing heads so I'm going to pick heads I'm not cheating

[01:04:58] got it. No, no, no, no, so.

[01:05:01] Got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, so he's, okay.

[01:05:03] So we're already cheating in a game. Got it. Okay. That's fine.

[01:05:07] That's fine. Okay.

[01:05:10] I mean, it's cool.

[01:05:11] It's actually cool. No, I don't even, it's fine.

[01:05:13] So he's cheating in video games before we start. Got it. Okay.

[01:05:17] What game do I want to do first?

[01:05:22] Now, there's a bit of strategy here where I could pick one of your games

[01:05:27] and potentially beat you and basically solidify a win on the first game or I could get an easy win

[01:05:33] on one of my games or I could just pick a neutral for funsies. So you just literally just named

[01:05:38] every single type of scenario you could have done? I named every option you know and then I

[01:05:42] got to go through the scenarios and I got to pick one. My chat's saying I should pick Geo

[01:05:46] guesser I think that's a pocket pick I'm gonna have for later on. I think off rip I would love

[01:05:52] to bring you to a Wikipedia speedrace. I think it warms up the juices. I think it warms up the

[01:05:58] drafts. I feel like we're not going to play it at some point.

[01:06:03] I'm not even kidding. I got a stressy. I got a stressy chat. I'm not even kidding.

[01:06:09] What chat? What is the name of the website?

[01:06:11] Uh

[01:06:25] Yes

[01:06:41] Hello?

[01:06:42] Hello?

[01:06:43] I'm bad.

[01:06:44] I'm trying to do a business call real quick.

[01:06:47] Yeah, really big business call.

[01:06:51] Joe, I'm going to start to think that these pretzels aren't protein.

[01:06:59] Yeah.

[01:07:00] I mean, you remember when me and you talked at that rainbow event and I was trying to

[01:07:06] you advice on how to get a sex pack. And then now I'm having a conversation with you about how

[01:07:14] you're eating pretzels to get protein. All right, wiki race, how does it work?

[01:07:22] It's wiki, you're, are you on wiki race dot com? Okay, so I gotta go wiki, wiki race,

[01:07:27] look up just. Yeah, wiki dash race dot com. I'm going to send you a lobby code.

[01:07:34] do i buy it it says four thousand dollars you are on the wrong website you are i would get off

[01:07:41] that website okay you're there's look up look up look up wiki race and then it's the first result

[01:07:48] i got i got i got wiki dash race dot com your name yeah that's what i said that don't yell at me bro

[01:07:53] i'm just trying my best it's my all right now i'm going i'm going to invite you or i'm gonna send

[01:08:00] send you a lobby code and you're going to join it. I'm sending the discord.

[01:08:05] I think I'm handsome Joe. Don't, don't show chat that.

[01:08:10] Yes. I think you're handsome.

[01:08:14] Okay. You're in. My name is historical fuchsia because I don't know how to

[01:08:18] change my name. Outlaw ad Joe's camp or your action fired. Okay.

[01:08:22] So what do we do?

[01:08:26] So start to destination. Do we choose each other's or like, what do we do?

[01:08:30] Okay, so how does it have you ever done a Wikipedia speed race? Yes. Are you showing the code? No, no, I hit it. I

[01:08:37] know. Okay, okay. Wait, hold up. I gotta tab out. I'm exiting out of your stream because I don't want to

[01:08:42] I don't want to cheat. So how this is going to work is we're going to take turns. Since I picked Wikipedia

[01:08:53] speed race, I'll let you choose. Do you want to pick the starting word or the ending word?

[01:08:58] I want to choose destination.

[01:09:00] Okay, so you'll pick the end, I'll pick the start.

[01:09:03] And we literally just race by clicking links from one to the other.

[01:09:07] The only rules are you can't control F, so you can't search terms.

[01:09:11] Oh my, so we have to read?

[01:09:12] Oh my days!

[01:09:14] Yeah, you have to search terms.

[01:09:18] And then on top of that, do you, it's really up to you.

[01:09:25] Do you want to turn chat in e-mode only, or do you want to be able to rely on chat?

[01:09:28] chat. It's up to you because it's a neutral game. I won't read chat if you

[01:09:31] don't like Geo guess her for Geo guess her. It's emote only because they're

[01:09:36] just gonna spam what it is. This I just won't read. I'm not gonna lie, I just won't read.

[01:09:39] I'm gonna say it. Okay yeah we'll just like not like I just won't I won't glance at chat.

[01:09:45] Okay so so do you choose to start? So what are you gonna start? What's your start word?

[01:09:49] Well I gotta thank. The start matters a lot less than the finish. Getting the

[01:09:53] fee you were very smart with that. Oh wait also what are we playing to?

[01:09:55] Okay, so first to two. Yeah, um

[01:10:00] I choose

[01:10:04] You off with a good starting word

[01:10:08] Let's go

[01:10:11] Hmm

[01:10:13] What's something that you would not have any knowledge on?

[01:10:18] Let's go

[01:10:20] Uh

[01:10:24] Not only a matter daddy

[01:10:29] Hi, that's that's not you they didn't work you can't say it like I didn't say the term what oh my gosh

[01:10:37] You're trying to get me to say it. Let's go

[01:10:42] Pinfish what the

[01:10:44] Okay, that's not a term.

[01:10:46] That's not a term, that's not a term.

[01:10:48] Okay, let's go, let's go Narwhal.

[01:10:52] Nar, so I have to type it?

[01:10:55] How do you spell Narwhal?

[01:10:56] Yeah, no, I type it.

[01:10:57] I type it, I type it.

[01:10:59] A-R-W-H-A-L, I'm pretty sure.

[01:11:01] N-A-R-W-H-A-L, W-H?

[01:11:03] I'm pretty sure, right?

[01:11:05] Is it like spelled weird, Narwhal, right?

[01:11:08] Yeah, W-H-A-L, right?

[01:11:10] Okay, Narwhal to what do you want?

[01:11:14] Okay, I have a couple here. Okay, Chad, do I do Cherry Hill, New Jersey?

[01:11:19] Do I do? I don't even know if that's or do I do Tony? Oh, Cherry Hill.

[01:11:25] It's tune tune tune. So horror. Is he available? They don't have they don't have tune tune tune. So

[01:11:31] horror, but they do have Italian. They do have Italian brain rot.

[01:11:38] They also have steel a brain rot brain rot meme six seven meme six seven six seven could be a good

[01:11:42] one. It's classic. That's a classic.

[01:11:45] Narwhal.

[01:11:46] Oh, Trella Layla.

[01:11:47] No, they just have Italian brain rot as a broad turn.

[01:11:49] Let's do, let's do Narwhal to 6'7".

[01:11:52] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:11:54] Narwhal to 6'7' mean.

[01:11:57] Yes, 6'7' mean.

[01:11:58] Yeah, this is, so we just race?

[01:12:01] Is that how it is?

[01:12:03] Yes. So it's going to start.

[01:12:04] You're not able to go back, by the way.

[01:12:06] There's no back button.

[01:12:07] So if you hit a link, you're now on that page

[01:12:09] until you get out of it.

[01:12:10] OK.

[01:12:10] That's how this works.

[01:12:12] And what happens if neither of us find it?

[01:12:14] How long does this take?

[01:12:16] Oh, until one of us will find it.

[01:12:18] OK, I'm ready.

[01:12:19] All right, so I'm just looking for the word 6-7-meme.

[01:12:23] No, it'll end.

[01:12:24] OK, I have this problem with Archie.

[01:12:26] Archie thought he got it when he didn't.

[01:12:28] When you get the right length, it'll end the game.

[01:12:31] Like, even if I'm not on it, it'll hit, boom, you.

[01:12:35] It'll say stable wins.

[01:12:36] But I'm looking for 6-7-meme, right?

[01:12:38] 6-7-meme, which, honestly, I would

[01:12:42] We can have a hardcap like 10 minutes if no if none of us find it, but I'm ready. I'm ready. I've never had that

[01:12:57] Ready yeah

[01:13:00] Okay, three I might mute for this by the way, I don't think I want to give me

[01:13:06] Three two one good luck

[01:13:09] We're not okay, okay, six, seven meme.

[01:13:11] Okay, the Narrow Monument Special Series,

[01:13:12] whale tooth and the Arctic.

[01:13:14] Arctic, Arctic, Arctic.

[01:13:15] We're looking for Arctic because Arctic

[01:13:17] can go to the United States, Earth.

[01:13:18] There we go, we got Earth.

[01:13:19] Earth to solar system, liquid force.

[01:13:22] Earth, land mass, land, land, human, ground water, land.

[01:13:25] Land goes to human.

[01:13:26] Land, look, I'm looking for human.

[01:13:28] I'm looking for humans, human, human, human, human.

[01:13:29] Where it's human?

[01:13:30] Africa, Europe, North America, North America,

[01:13:33] North America, North America, after North America,

[01:13:36] we're looking for Central America.

[01:13:38] Central America New Jersey, New Canada Mexico, United States, United States, United States,

[01:13:44] United States, Federal, Public, Washington DC, Washington DC, Washington DC Pacific,

[01:13:48] Ocean, Hawaii, Hawaii, I'm a major third third third third third third third third third third,

[01:13:52] Spanish, Spanish, Spanish, Virginia, wait, where is the six seven kid at? I don't know, where the

[01:13:56] six seven kids at? Can I, oh my god, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, six, United States, United States,

[01:14:05] United States, United States, United States, United States,

[01:14:07] for our public and for the United States,

[01:14:09] oh, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.

[01:14:13] Continent, history, European, conversation,

[01:14:15] climate, geography.

[01:14:16] I'm looking for humans, I'm looking for humans.

[01:14:18] Humans, A, B, C, D, E, nothing!

[01:14:22] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

[01:14:23] wait, music, wait, music, fashion, cinema, theater,

[01:14:27] mass media, mass media, mass media, mass media,

[01:14:30] First Amendment National Broadcasting Media,

[01:14:33] Broadcasting companies, we can go to TikTok.

[01:14:36] How do we get to TikTok though?

[01:14:37] Broadcast, radio, broadcast, New York Times.

[01:14:40] Wait, where are, Google, YouTube, Facebook, X?

[01:14:46] YouTube, let's go YouTube.

[01:14:48] It'll just help me, it'll help me, it'll help me.

[01:14:50] Online video sharing, advertising, exclusive content,

[01:14:54] television, games, mobile apps, numbers,

[01:14:56] ability to link, feature films, news, video clips,

[01:15:30] tapes, disks, notes. I'm on the wrong side of the internet. Oh my days. No. No. No. No.

[01:15:42] No. No. No. No. I went the wrong way. Oh my God. Digital images. I don't care. Oh my

[01:15:54] God I fucked up. I actually fucked up. I actually fucked up. Oh my god. Did I have it, bro? I actually had it

[01:16:02] image wait, what are these?

[01:16:07] See also digital correlation guys, I'm not allowed to reach out for anyone wondering

[01:16:12] I'm over. It's over. It's over. It's over. I fucked up. I'm a fucking dunderhead, bro.

[01:16:25] I'm actually a fucking cheeser, man. I actually am a fucking stinky cheeser.

[01:16:31] Phone. Phone. Phone. Phone.

[01:16:37] social impact wait Facebook or blogging fine or Facebook do I click Facebook I think I

[01:16:56] have to I think I should have I think I should I think I should click Facebook bro

[01:17:00] I

[01:17:04] Have an idea I have an idea I have an idea I have an idea I have an idea I have an idea

[01:17:07] Facebooking I'm gonna look for tiktok here. Oh my god. I'm gonna do it

[01:17:12] creation new media technology classic other content

[01:17:16] content

[01:17:17] wait

[01:17:19] No, I fuck Max media

[01:17:22] Me that was I need I need to talk to talk to talk social media social media

[01:17:27] No media no media no media no no no social media social number so wait LinkedIn tick tock where's it that where's it that Twitter Facebook

[01:17:34] Where's tick tock tick tock tick tock Chinese dirty social media short form on my problem

[01:17:40] Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god

[01:17:44] LL LL

[01:17:47] You know why I do I was at tick tock. I was at tick tock

[01:17:52] Look, buddy, I was at TikTok before viral phenomenon meme

[01:17:56] internet meme, set seven.

[01:17:57] Oh, no, no, no.

[01:17:59] I passed it initially.

[01:18:01] Wait, I actually sold up.

[01:18:04] You actually, I feel like you actually had a better,

[01:18:06] no, you had around the same line as me.

[01:18:09] I went narwhal to dog to chimp human civilization,

[01:18:13] culture, social behavior.

[01:18:14] Let's do another one.

[01:18:15] But you know how the game works.

[01:18:16] Should we do three out of five instead,

[01:18:18] first one or three, or is that too much?

[01:18:20] Yeah, I thought, no, we could do three out of five.

[01:18:22] You go by this is actually fun. That was fun

[01:18:25] That's actually fun. No because it's so fun when you realize where you're like you start getting on a good path

[01:18:30] And you're like wait, I'm actually getting close

[01:18:33] Okay, back. Okay. Now you choose the start. I'm gonna do

[01:18:41] I'm gonna do cherry hill. Let's do cherry hill cherry hill cherry hill New Jersey. Yes

[01:18:47] That was a good practice in New Jersey

[01:18:52] What's something far from Cherry Hill, New Jersey, I'm not doing emote only. I'm not even reading chat. I read China would have been done

[01:19:03] Fuck

[01:19:06] Am I a sellout bro my fucking sellout man

[01:19:11] So call me the fort of Twitch. I gotta eat protein pretzels. Oh my god

[01:19:15] I

[01:19:18] Was gonna look up the immortal jellyfish, but I don't have a spell it. Oh

[01:19:23] Yeah, wait, wait, okay, we're gonna go to vagisill wait. Do you think that would show a picture of a vagina?

[01:19:31] Okay, we're not gonna go to vagisill

[01:19:36] Yeah, that would probably show a picture of John, uh, let's go to what let's go to online streamer

[01:19:44] Wait, actually, you know, let's go to the person that beat you in the last one. Let's go cherry. Hello, Jinxie

[01:19:58] What

[01:20:02] You know, it's Kimming County township. So it's after South Jersey, Pennsylvania. I fucked up

[01:20:08] I should have stayed in Cherry Hill. Oh my fucking God. I should have stayed in Cherry Hill. I

[01:20:11] I, oh my God, am I a fucking idiot?

[01:20:14] Am I actually a fucking idiot?

[01:20:17] South Jersey, Atlantic City, I'm a fucking idiot, bro.

[01:20:20] I, oh my God, I'm moving too fast, geography.

[01:20:22] I'm moving too fucking fast!

[01:20:25] Elrond!

[01:20:26] Cities, I need to get back to Cherry Hill,

[01:20:27] I need to get back to Cherry Hill,

[01:20:28] I need to get back to Cherry Hill, okay.

[01:20:29] It's all right, it's all right, it's all right, it's all right,

[01:20:31] it's all right, we're back, we're back, we're back, we're back.

[01:20:33] Public, okay, we need, we need, we need people, we need,

[01:20:37] I don't even know, in popular culture,

[01:20:40] I need to somehow get my name.

[01:20:41] I talk about Cherry Hill all the time.

[01:20:43] I need to talk about my name somehow.

[01:20:44] I need to find my name.

[01:20:45] I need to find my name.

[01:20:46] Fire Department, Civil Air, Public Library,

[01:20:48] Local Government, Federal.

[01:20:49] Oh my fucking God, bro.

[01:20:51] Oh my fucking God.

[01:20:52] Oh my God, okay.

[01:20:53] Sports, I'm an eSports player.

[01:20:54] Maybe I'm an e, I mean maybe I'm an eSports.

[01:20:56] Cherry Hill, Rena, New Jersey Knights, Eastern Hockey.

[01:20:58] Cherry Hill, squeeze!

[01:21:00] Wait!

[01:21:01] Cherry Hill, school, he's not a cherry,

[01:21:01] he's a four year, this is my school,

[01:21:03] this is my school, here's my school!

[01:21:04] Hold on, New Jersey opening,

[01:21:06] Cherry, tennis, bowling,

[01:21:08] I talk to swimming basketball, cross-country baseball, athletics, no, no, class of 2021,

[01:21:15] where am I?

[01:21:17] No, student, no, no, no, I know about the walkout, I was participating in that.

[01:21:24] Oh my God, awards recognition, did I get any awards?

[01:21:27] No, I didn't get any awards, bro.

[01:21:29] I never got any awards.

[01:21:30] I never got any awards, bro.

[01:21:33] It's actually, it's cooked, bro.

[01:21:36] It's actually cooked.

[01:21:37] Newsweek. No, no, no, no, no.

[01:21:40] Cherry Hill Public Schools, Stone Mendoza, Walkout,

[01:21:43] Cherry Hill Propagated, Cherry Hill School, West.

[01:21:45] Notable, notable, notable, notable, notable.

[01:21:48] Please send them on here. There's no way I'm not on here.

[01:21:52] Wait.

[01:21:55] Stay over now, Joe!

[01:21:57] Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.

[01:21:59] Los Angeles, FaceTime.

[01:22:00] Jerry, K-Son, I need, I don't know, oh my God, okay.

[01:22:03] Fortnite, Call of Duty Fortnite Counter Strike.

[01:22:06] No, COVID, no pay phone, NRG, no face clan, no ninja, no Jewish.

[01:22:12] No, that's not it, that's not it, that's not it.

[01:22:15] I'm looking, I'm looking for Jigsy.

[01:22:22] Porsche 911, no X, no face clan, no Twitch, Twitch, Twitch,

[01:22:26] Twitch, Twitch, internet, internet.

[01:22:28] No, I don't want, I don't want to go too far off.

[01:22:30] Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God,

[01:22:31] oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.

[01:22:32] 30 Most Visited Network Policy.

[01:22:35] Venture Justin Ken, Justin TV, Justin TV,

[01:22:38] Justin TV, Drapper, Lag, Buffering.

[01:22:40] No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[01:22:44] Dan Clancy, no.

[01:22:46] Oh my God, Rainbow Six East versus Rainbow Six East.

[01:22:47] Overwatch, Counter-Strike, Four Night,

[01:22:48] Grand Theft Auto, Video Leds.

[01:22:50] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[01:22:54] I'm close, no.

[01:22:55] Wait, critical?

[01:22:56] Display, Azman Gold?

[01:22:58] Major Streamers.

[01:23:00] Dan Clancy Steve Instagram exclusivity tiktok steam 4chan. No

[01:23:07] Gender identity

[01:23:10] Internet movie San Francisco curse media fandom. Oh my fucking god. Oh

[01:23:19] Content

[01:23:21] creators streamers, but I was just here

[01:23:23] Shroud, Ninja, Mixer, Summit, Lyric, they're just not here. They're not here.

[01:23:28] Jinxie's not relevant. Jinxie's not relevant enough!

[01:23:38] Ludwig? Wait, how is this? How is he not here?

[01:23:42] See, it's a myth, Ninja, Shroud. How is he not here? How is he not here? How is he not here?

[01:23:48] Oh my god.

[01:23:53] Oh my god, it's over.

[01:23:58] I don't want to get stopped here.

[01:24:08] Partner affiliate programs, mature content, hate speech, no.

[01:24:12] I'm in the people's Republic of China, I'm a mousy don, okay, I'm at, I'm at like Twitch

[01:24:39] Streamers, but like bro. Okay, so I'm gonna be honest with you. He's not in the twitch streamer category

[01:24:45] I'm at streamers. It shows you buy amaranth, pokemane, ninja

[01:24:49] And like tea food all these guys and excuse me. It doesn't show jinx seats. I don't know where to go from here

[01:24:56] It's it's like you have all

[01:25:00] I'll give it like two more minutes and if you don't get it whoever's closer when and right now you're closer

[01:25:06] How did you end up in China?

[01:25:09] Don't ask don't ask. Oh

[01:25:12] My god, okay, wait

[01:25:15] No, no way. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god

[01:25:20] Oh my god, this is it is it is it is it is it is it?

[01:25:27] No way, there's no streamers for this

[01:25:30] Music down got crossed with Rockets doesn't rocket racing release cross for the move of the east. He's not at eSports players

[01:25:37] I fucked up. I actually sold.

[01:25:43] OK, I can do a trick one

[01:25:45] when I click greatest video games to ever be made and hope that Jinxie

[01:25:48] list made the top 10 and I see his name.

[01:25:50] I

[01:26:06] For COVID bro, I'm just going back in time. How did I?

[01:26:16] I mean this is like actually fucking nuts

[01:26:20] face it bro eSports NRG eSports they tried click baiting me

[01:26:31] I

[01:26:40] Like to it pop it on

[01:26:44] observe on the first is it twitch

[01:26:49] I'm gonna just hope

[01:26:53] Video game culture, I don't even know if I click that bro. I might just end up in the wrong spot. Let me check the content first

[01:26:59] players and teams general players and teams who's general players

[01:27:10] Fuck fuck wait, I feel like I know how you can actually get to you so hard bro. It's actually so hard

[01:27:19] Future like I don't know like streaming media like do I click streaming bro like I'm going in like circles

[01:27:25] Wait, I think I know where I need to go.

[01:27:50] My god, I fucked up. It's over. I mean, I lost

[01:27:59] I lost I lost

[01:28:05] Shooter game, I mean, I just was so close and I lost

[01:28:20] It's said order six guys. I'm not reading chat you idiots shooter game. I need to go back

[01:28:41] First person shooter mode

[01:28:50] Am I a fucking burger boy?

[01:28:52] Deadass am I a fucking burger boy?

[01:28:54] I'm dead serious? Am I a fucking burger?

[01:28:59] Grenades, violence, range weapons, action, video games.

[01:29:01] I need something closer.

[01:29:03] Multiplayer, FPS variants, arena shooter.

[01:29:08] Third person, first person shooter.

[01:29:11] Third person shooter, third person shooter, first person shooter.

[01:29:14] I think I ago role playing gameeze objectives abs and body counterstrike

[01:29:44] damn it I'm back where I started oh my fucking god I click the same fucking thing

[01:29:50] oh my fucking god oh my Joe I I'm really fucking up man I think you said two

[01:29:56] minutes and I was closer bro it now I'm fucked oh my god yeah but I mean you

[01:30:02] could surrender if you bounced out wait I think I'm I think I'm very close where

[01:30:13] Where are you right now? I'll tell you where I am if you tell me where you are.

[01:30:17] Um, well, where are you at?

[01:30:21] No, I asked you first.

[01:30:24] Where are you at? Just tell me where you're at.

[01:30:26] I'm not at Esports League.

[01:30:30] Okay, I'm at Video Game Genres.

[01:30:34] Ooh, what are you trying to find?

[01:30:38] I

[01:30:44] Feel like yeah, I feel like you're like right there, bro

[01:30:51] Hmm

[01:30:53] Well, I am right here I

[01:30:57] I'm like so lost and every time I even look at my chat for a split second just because they're just spamming

[01:31:03] I could see it moving so fast. I see fucking a fart emoji, bro

[01:31:06] They're calling me the far of twitch. Oh

[01:31:10] I did I'm like forcing myself to not look at chat right now. I'm not even like I'm just see it moving I

[01:31:20] Really, I'm not reading it. I'd be honest with you. I I feel like I'm literally like no

[01:31:24] Oh, I feel like I'm right there.

[01:31:26] Give me two, I know.

[01:31:34] Do you want to keep going?

[01:31:36] Chad, do we keep going?

[01:31:37] We could strap it, go next.

[01:31:41] We could keep going.

[01:31:44] I just feel like I'm so close.

[01:31:45] Let's say keep going.

[01:31:47] It's first day three anyway.

[01:31:48] Keep going.

[01:31:48] OK.

[01:31:51] When you virtual comedy because of the player character, you know.

[01:31:57] Wait, no way.

[01:31:58] I just.

[01:32:02] I didn't need to click.

[01:32:08] It's okay. It's okay. We're back. We're back.

[01:32:11] We're back.

[01:32:14] Shooter games.

[01:32:14] All right, we're back.

[01:32:21] I mean I might as well I might as well put a dick in my ass bro and and watch myself

[01:32:30] just just jizz sorry I'm so sorry call of duty video game console games

[01:32:47] I just farted bro. I think I shit myself.

[01:33:15] What I'm so confused late early 2000s COVID-19 pandemic oh my god but no it's

[01:33:29] gonna take me to a different direction I got to go back I got to go back

[01:33:41] Streaming video on demand. Oh my god. I'm the fart of fucking twitch

[01:34:00] The fart of twitch I just created a new nickname for me. I'm the fart of twitch

[01:34:08] Computer

[01:34:11] Are you close bro or no? I'm okay. I think I think we chop this one and go next

[01:34:18] I'm on rainbow six siege and he is not on this. That's what I was at. I think I think I was

[01:34:24] He is not on rainbow six siege. I that was me cuz you when you said he wasn't on

[01:34:29] Twitch streamers. I was like the only thing that he could be on is this

[01:34:33] What, what, what, what, what, what, what?

[01:34:36] What?

[01:34:38] Sorry, sorry, sorry.

[01:34:42] Wait.

[01:34:43] There you go.

[01:34:44] I've, there's an invitational tournament.

[01:34:48] But he wasn't in that.

[01:34:53] It's chopped.

[01:34:54] I'll hit surrender if you hit surrender.

[01:34:56] Is he not on this?

[01:34:59] Chat is he I don't Wikipedia I

[01:35:05] Surrendered if you want to but I still I'll I'll still keep going, but it's just like I just feel like I

[01:35:14] Don't want to keep going it's been 15 minutes, but like

[01:35:19] Bro like I'm down I'm down to run it next and just go and like I just want to look up

[01:35:25] Jinxie's Wikipedia page to see like what hyperlinks he has that he's connected to.

[01:35:33] You know what? I'm gonna give myself, it's 15.30 right now, I'm gonna give myself another two minutes.

[01:35:39] One minute, I'll do one minute. Unless you already gave up, did you already give up?

[01:35:42] I already, I already hit surrender, but

[01:35:46] I'll keep going if you want.

[01:35:48] I'm on ESPN, but I click surrender.

[01:35:53] Oh my God.

[01:35:54] I'm on ESPN.

[01:35:56] You hit surrender on the top right?

[01:36:00] No, no, no, no, wait, I click surrender.

[01:36:05] Wait, did you hit it?

[01:36:07] I hit it.

[01:36:09] Tom Clancy's rainbow succeeds.

[01:36:12] Dumbass, he just said he wasn't on rainbow succeeds.

[01:36:14] You fucking morons.

[01:36:15] Stop calling me dumb.

[01:36:17] I click Surrender, bro.

[01:36:21] You hit Surrender.

[01:36:22] Yeah, I did, bro.

[01:36:24] All right, then I got to remake the lobby.

[01:36:26] Bro, that sucks.

[01:36:28] My chat was saying, Ss, you could have done streamer awards.

[01:36:31] Bro, but how are you getting?

[01:36:32] Did you get to streamer awards?

[01:36:34] I got to open the link again or no?

[01:36:36] Yeah, I got to remake the lobby.

[01:36:38] All right, so we're just going to do best at three still.

[01:36:40] We'll just run it back.

[01:36:41] Just one more, bro.

[01:36:42] It's so annoying, man.

[01:36:44] It's actually so annoying.

[01:36:45] This chat acts like they're smarter than they are, man.

[01:36:47] It's like sad.

[01:36:48] It's like actually sad.

[01:36:51] All right, creating the lobby.

[01:36:55] Bro, guys.

[01:36:56] Twitch Ludwig Cicutie to streamer awards.

[01:37:00] What's the code?

[01:37:00] Well, I didn't even have.

[01:37:01] Well, I did have Twitch, but I didn't go there.

[01:37:03] He was on.

[01:37:04] I try not fucking create a lobby.

[01:37:06] Guys, I do not have a 96 IQ.

[01:37:08] That was a troll for the stream, bro.

[01:37:09] Shut up.

[01:37:12] Same body.

[01:37:13] I can't open wiki race.

[01:37:15] Are you able to open wiki race?

[01:37:16] You just do it again and work for me after a second.

[01:37:21] Wait, I'm so confused Chad.

[01:37:22] Did anyone figure that out like.

[01:37:27] Is wiki rice down?

[01:37:32] No, I'm on it.

[01:37:33] It's just 404 page.

[01:37:34] Not found down.

[01:37:35] What the fuck?

[01:37:40] Too many people on the side.

[01:37:41] No way.

[01:37:42] You all keep you think we crashed it.

[01:37:44] Yes, for sure.

[01:37:45] that happened last time because people are probably trying to find the fucking

[01:37:50] same thing we're trying to find. They're trying to join in. Oh my god.

[01:37:57] So does that mean I just get it? I guess so. I mean, fuck man, I lost. I lost one, man.

[01:38:03] Way to ruin it, chat. Way to ruin it. Fucking nice, bro. Way to fuck.

[01:38:07] All right, now I'm down one, bro. Now I'm actually down one.

[01:38:10] You think you would have came back? I think I think so. Oh, yeah.

[01:38:13] They definitely crashed the site because my entire chat is spamming their own lines on how they found

[01:38:19] Jinxy normal wiki

[01:38:23] Might as well just like it's so different. Yeah. It's like they modify the pages like slightly. All right. Well looks like I lost wiki race

[01:38:32] Well, that's 1-0. All right. That means I get to choose the game

[01:38:37] Yes, I'm gonna keep this one very easy

[01:38:40] I'm gonna get this one just straight out of the fucking way. I challenge you to a battleship game simple as that

[01:38:48] And we're doing best of one the best of one and then you know the game right you know the game

[01:38:53] Go on steam like do I like do I know how to play battleship?

[01:38:57] We're different mode rough get on steam and then it's called back. It's called has bros battleship. I have that

[01:39:04] All right, let's do it. Let's fucking go. Okay

[01:39:08] Do you okay, I promise you I won't read my chat if you don't read your chat. I unless you want to go

[01:39:13] Oh, I was I

[01:39:15] Would do I I just like letting the chat have their fun. You know what I'm saying

[01:39:20] But I like leaving the chat out there fun, too. If you don't look at chat. I won't look at chat. Okay, but

[01:39:27] Yeah, Geo guess her though it is going emote

[01:39:29] Oh, yeah, for sure. That's like easy guesses.

[01:39:33] Oh, yeah, you'll know if I'm cheating if I do one of these in my eyes. Oh

[01:39:38] Can you send me your uh steam your steam code?

[01:39:42] Yes, it is right here quick because they're gonna add me. I just leaked it lol

[01:39:51] I added you what's your name on here Joe Bart

[01:39:54] I'm not sure. Joe Bart. My

[01:40:01] profile picture is Bart Simpson

[01:40:05] smoking. Got it. I didn't move

[01:40:08] my camera before we stopped. I

[01:40:10] know it gets. I'm so good looking

[01:40:12] are you do you want to make the

[01:40:14] lobbying and inviting or? Yeah,

[01:40:16] yeah, yeah. Um. Who the fuck is

[01:40:20] Scarlett siren, bro? Play with

[01:40:22] Especially battleship you can't trust him. Okay, I'm gonna go you're only I'm going only

[01:40:27] Now I believe I believe that you won't fucking dork chatter who the fuck said that bro

[01:40:32] Guys that dork wait, that's the lobby court quickly

[01:40:37] Why are you why are you sharing the lobby cause that's too late I leaked

[01:40:43] You know what I mean by that you don't see on it. All right, what guy do we want to do?

[01:40:49] Does it matter to me?

[01:40:52] who do you want to do I'll do whoever it's your game you pick I'm gonna go with

[01:40:59] the classic I'm gonna go with Johannes skimmitz let's play Johannes Johannes

[01:41:05] Schmidt all right chat goodbye I'm done reading you guys so you guys have fun

[01:41:09] with yourselves I like would you say you're actually back at it I would say

[01:41:17] I'll probably like tier one better

[01:41:20] matter daddy ship I

[01:41:23] Look you have a strat though that you're gonna fuck up on I started figuring it out I

[01:41:33] Could do crazy

[01:41:35] See this is hard though because like we're playing with ships

[01:41:39] This is not like regular battleship where they're all just long, you know what I mean like they're right next to each other. Oh

[01:41:45] Oh my god, bro. Joe. Joe. Joe. You're fucked. You know how to use the abilities, right?

[01:41:50] Tails never fails. I have no idea how to use the abilities.

[01:41:53] Okay, so I'll teach you real quick, real quick, real quick.

[01:41:56] I get one energy per turn. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Unless you hit me, then you get like another one.

[01:42:00] But mines, basically, if you put them down, you'll still be able to shoot after.

[01:42:04] They basically work. If I hit your mine, it automatically shoots two shots for you, randomly, on my map.

[01:42:10] The four radar one basically just does a radar detection.

[01:42:13] Detection wait so a mine. I'm putting on my field. Yes. Yes. Yes, and if I hit that then it shoots two bullets that automatically go to mine

[01:42:19] Okay, what is radar radar like the text?

[01:42:22] I think it's a three by three if I'm not mistaken and it basically tells you okay

[01:42:26] There's either a mine here or a ship part part of the ship, but it won't tell me where it'll just say something

[01:42:31] And then the four one is just a bomb that shoots four grids like one one one one like two by two

[01:42:35] And then the last one just shoots a whole line on the map

[01:42:38] So like let's see a one to a ten basically it'll shoot the whole line

[01:42:41] So is it smart to like what would you say of energy or?

[01:42:45] It's a deal. It's all in my personal preference.

[01:42:47] Wait, Joe. That was actually really close, bro.

[01:42:51] That was actually really close.

[01:42:52] Unfortunately, though, I'm going to be a minor and I'm going to put a mind down, okay?

[01:42:57] I'm going to put one right here.

[01:42:58] You have no clue where it is.

[01:42:59] Could you tell me where you put it?

[01:43:01] Yes. I put it in 1, 2, 3, 4.

[01:43:04] You can just look at the grid on the top.

[01:43:06] I put it on D4. D4.

[01:43:08] D4 you put them on?

[01:43:10] before your private. Oh my god. Did you actually put the mind on D4? Yes, D. Yes, D4, D4. Unless

[01:43:19] I'm using reverse psychology. Hmm. Hmm. What does that mean? I mean, there's either three

[01:43:40] mine for three parts my ship I'll fall

[01:43:46] well well well no fucking right I why

[01:43:55] would you actually tell me where you

[01:43:57] but I'm also gonna put a mine in C5

[01:44:03] since I know you can't you can't do this

[01:44:05] No, no, no, you can't do this for first time with people.

[01:44:08] Man, I just gotta start shooting.

[01:44:10] Oh my god.

[01:44:11] I have no faith in shooting.

[01:44:12] Okay, I put my mind in C5.

[01:44:14] No, wait, I didn't.

[01:44:18] Wait, but don't you still have stuff near you if it still says three?

[01:44:22] I don't know, bro.

[01:44:23] I don't know, bro.

[01:44:24] It's the eye of the maker and the maker doesn't make its eye.

[01:44:26] So honestly, my question to you is, are you going to be the maker of the creator?

[01:44:29] Are you going to be the creator of the maker?

[01:44:31] Or are you going to be the dad of the matter and the matter daddy?

[01:44:34] Mine Joe, I don't see where you're going next. Well, how do you know I place the mind as a talent you dumbass

[01:44:40] That's a hit that's number one hit my guess is honestly

[01:44:44] So on the right side it shows you you have a one by two a one by two a one by two by one a

[01:44:50] Two by one by two by one by two and then you have a two by three by one by two

[01:44:55] So this is what I'm saying. Honestly, you either went up down right left middle. I'm going

[01:44:59] Good absolute fucking piss missile. You just shot right there. I mean, I'm not worried

[01:45:08] What wait, how do we get a nice shot, but not close enough Joe? Sorry about that. That's not the one

[01:45:18] Okay, so you're either

[01:45:22] Is this a small or a big one honestly, I'm gonna make a smart player

[01:45:29] that was very smart so that means a bit of a waste some would say though now I

[01:45:36] have seven credits wait this is your big ship easy oh you shot you suck my

[01:45:45] battleship that's only one wait now I got credits to spend wait you get the

[01:45:53] Oh my god, I saw it wait. I shouldn't have destroyed it all once

[01:45:59] Wait, there's actual strategy to this game. Oh

[01:46:04] My god, I thought I got the credits

[01:46:13] Stop yeah, that means you hit something out, but it'll go the whole way

[01:46:17] Yeah, I know you have one there, but that means you have to have one here

[01:46:19] What what what what what what what what what what what what but you also have one in the vicinity

[01:46:25] So one's in this circle still but

[01:46:32] My day

[01:46:39] Hmm wait my god, wait, he's actually better than me. Oh my god. My own game is better than me

[01:46:49] Place the mine, very strategic mine.

[01:46:51] I've ended a turn.

[01:46:53] Very strategic mine.

[01:46:54] Where did I place the mine?

[01:46:55] My thing is, is I'm gonna...

[01:46:58] I'm gonna low key do like...

[01:47:01] I gotta stop.

[01:47:02] I gotta...

[01:47:03] I actually...

[01:47:05] Okay, that's fine.

[01:47:07] Here.

[01:47:12] Okay, so he's got it.

[01:47:14] So you have two long two twos

[01:47:17] and then a big one so you gotta have one here

[01:47:22] okay got it probably like one there got it no no stream sniping i'm gonna start doing that next

[01:47:28] game i'm gonna do that next game oh are we doing best at three on battleship no no no

[01:47:33] i'm just just next game i'm just gonna just make sure i just yeah bang oh my god oh

[01:47:40] Oh

[01:47:44] No

[01:48:02] Yeah, but you still gonna do something well, that's if you want I don't think you get a

[01:48:10] Hmm place the mine

[01:48:12] Strategic placement now looking at looking at this

[01:48:16] It has to be right here

[01:48:21] Wait, but that means that it's here you're a fucking burger. What he's a burger the other way

[01:48:28] Oh my god, I'm the burger fart of twitch man

[01:48:34] He's placing mines everywhere. He's a miner bro. It's over

[01:48:40] Yeah, no no no no...

[01:48:42] It's a part of it!

[01:48:43] No no no no!

[01:48:45] It's an ability!

[01:48:47] It's an ability in the chain!

[01:48:49] What about even right now?

[01:48:50] You probably have a lot of energy.

[01:48:52] You're bomb!

[01:48:54] Mmmmm...

[01:48:55] Hit a 9 now.

[01:48:57] D***!

[01:48:58] Exactly!

[01:48:59] No!

[01:49:00] No no no no no no no no!

[01:49:02] Ah!

[01:49:03] F***!

[01:49:04] WTF?

[01:49:05] Oh fuck.

[01:49:07] I don't think you can just tell by the design, but oh my god.

[01:49:12] Well you hit both the mines that I put there.

[01:49:14] Oh fuck.

[01:49:16] Wow, what a fucking read.

[01:49:21] The strategy is, do I give it to you? I don't know.

[01:49:24] Oh my god, I'm actually cooked. Wait, I'm actually cooked.

[01:49:30] Marlon, if you're listening to me, save my ship.

[01:49:35] Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. You use the ability for probably right here. Okay. Now, I found

[01:49:50] your two. So, that's really good because that's like one of the hardest things to get.

[01:49:53] It's a good one right there. Oh, you play some mine. Please be right here. Please, please

[01:49:59] Now what now what way is it oriented so it's got to be top left top right top bottom right bottom left

[01:50:08] My it could be any of the four I don't think you put it in the bottom right I also think when

[01:50:16] someone theoretically doesn't put something in the bottom right why would they go on the right side

[01:50:19] in general on top left I'm not even kidding call me a stream cyber bro because that was actually

[01:50:27] Perfection at its finest. I'll let it slide. I'll let it fly. Please

[01:50:33] And I'm a burger wait oh

[01:50:39] My god, this looks this this actually looks us oh god

[01:50:48] God I

[01:50:50] Actually look like a cheater. We're playing so good a little too good some would say someone say

[01:50:57] this has to be your big one so that's here and then here and then please god

[01:51:23] Please God, please just don't do it to me. Please God. Just let me have a couple more runs. I can actually

[01:51:32] Okay, it's getting scary. It's actually getting scary. I should have sewn our that was a waste of fucking credits

[01:51:38] No, no, no, no, please

[01:51:44] I don't know how you would space it out like I'm looking for like your smallest fucking one which is so shitty

[01:51:50] I'm looking for the same thing. I'm looking for...

[01:51:53] Dude you're just placing mines all around your fucking too. I know you are.

[01:51:56] Please, please, please, please, please, please, please!

[01:51:58] No, no, my god, oh my god, oh my god, it's up or to the right?

[01:52:01] No, I just need you to miss like two more times, bro.

[01:52:04] I dead asses need you to miss two more times and I get your ship and then it's fair.

[01:52:09] Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please hit my mine.

[01:52:11] Wait, oh no. Oh my god.

[01:52:13] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[01:52:16] I'm straight-dutting.

[01:52:18] Okay, okay, okay, so you either place your mind to the right or I'm going up, nice, okay.

[01:52:24] Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, okay, I need one more!

[01:52:27] Do I save for the torpedo?

[01:52:34] I'm gonna...

[01:52:35] I don't like this.

[01:52:38] I don't like this, I'm gonna place some mine, I'll place some mine right here.

[01:52:45] I don't know where this could be.

[01:52:48] I don't like this.

[01:52:53] I'm gonna start shooting.

[01:52:58] I'm gonna start shooting.

[01:53:00] Please hit my mind, please, please hit my mind.

[01:53:03] Please, please, please hit my mind.

[01:53:06] Please, this is the...

[01:53:07] Oh my god, what a waste.

[01:53:09] Wait, he placed it there, which means is his shit there?

[01:53:12] Sus.

[01:53:14] Wait, so he shot me?

[01:53:17] Wait, so he shot in the same direction I shot.

[01:53:21] Well, by your logic, I was trying to, uh...

[01:53:24] Oh, my God.

[01:53:26] Oh, my God.

[01:53:30] No!

[01:53:31] Oh, my God.

[01:53:32] I have, like, literally, I literally have to win...

[01:53:34] I have to win right now!

[01:53:36] I have to win right now!

[01:53:38] I could radar...

[01:53:40] Wait.

[01:53:42] You're not there.

[01:53:44] Oh, my God.

[01:53:46] You have to be in like one of these fucking corners, or like an edge piece.

[01:53:50] I don't know about that one, Joe.

[01:53:55] No.

[01:53:56] Wait?

[01:53:59] Or is it a mine? Choose carefully.

[01:54:04] Well, Joe, I was right above that.

[01:54:07] You were right above that, or you were to the left of it?

[01:54:11] Wait, what's going on?

[01:54:14] Game over.

[01:54:16] OH MY GOD I ACTUALLY FAKE THAT SO GOOD!

[01:54:20] Good game, good game, good game.

[01:54:21] That is the one time I play good!

[01:54:23] I can't fucking believe that. There was...

[01:54:25] Oh my god, you're playing literally one above the side, you wedged it.

[01:54:30] You're doing it all under, like, horizontally oriented.

[01:54:33] One god I did not...

[01:54:34] That was a good game.

[01:54:35] I swear, that was actually...

[01:54:37] I actually felt good there.

[01:54:38] That felt good to finally win.

[01:54:39] Wow.

[01:54:40] That is my first time I ever won a battlefield.

[01:54:42] Battlefield, battlefield, battleship.

[01:54:44] Battleship?

[01:54:45] Yes, let's go.

[01:54:47] So it's 1-1, battleships out, Wiki races out.

[01:54:52] This is good, this is good for me, this is good for me.

[01:54:54] I'm going to bring you to Rocket League.

[01:54:56] I'm going to bring you to Rocket League.

[01:54:57] I think that's, we'll do a best of three for games

[01:55:01] because there's only five minutes.

[01:55:04] Rocket League, Rocket League, all right.

[01:55:05] 1v1s.

[01:55:09] He wasn't even only, but he wasn't looking at chat.

[01:55:11] I thought I was, I would just, I'm doing this.

[01:55:13] I had my chat in E mode only so I was just like glancing at whatever there's.

[01:55:18] I want everything I love, chat I did not read.

[01:55:21] Honestly I wish I did.

[01:55:21] I don't think Ron would cheat like that, chat.

[01:55:23] If I'm gonna cheat, I'm gonna cheat like a fucking Geo guest and I'll be honest with you guys.

[01:55:28] I'm gonna run to the bathroom while my Rocket League launches real quick.

[01:55:31] Okay, Ben, hold on, I got a good...

[01:55:32] Hold on, bro.

[01:55:43] I

[01:55:46] Didn't go to its own channel

[01:56:04] I got a practice

[01:56:13] I'm back. Beatpiss.

[01:56:22] Now how good are you at rockin'? I haven't seen you play by yourself.

[01:56:27] I saw you play with Lacy and you were, uh, not great.

[01:56:31] Did you beat, uh, you said you beat Jynxie though, or was that in GF?

[01:56:35] Um, no, I did not admit him in this, but I was really close.

[01:56:39] You were close?

[01:56:40] Yeah, chat, how close was I?

[01:56:41] What was the tour?

[01:56:43] Ummm...

[01:56:45] Really good.

[01:56:47] Ummm...

[01:56:49] Am I also excited?

[01:56:51] Yeah.

[01:56:53] How?

[01:56:55] How?

[01:56:57] Well, you're done.

[01:56:59] It's actually over.

[01:57:11] you

[01:57:41] you

[01:58:11] you

[01:58:41] you

[01:59:11] you

[02:00:11] Oh my god, I didn't think you were even gonna go for it

[02:00:19] That's like a warm-up for me were you practicing before

[02:00:25] Ron that's in the goal

[02:00:34] That doesn't even make sense

[02:00:36] That makes sense, and they got one for the rest.

[02:00:40] You just lost that kickoff, I'm probably gonna score right here if you don't get back.

[02:00:45] Ooh, great block.

[02:00:52] 240 seconds.

[02:00:56] Is there like a mercy rule for these games, or are we gonna play the full 5 minutes?

[02:01:04] Oh, that was a bad hit.

[02:01:06] Was it mm-hmm good block there

[02:01:16] Who went right over the ball you got a jump on those

[02:01:22] Yeah, I'm gonna see this really quiet

[02:01:28] Right under it

[02:01:36] So, you know, playing like a little loser now.

[02:01:40] That's what you get, that's actually what I'm talking about.

[02:01:41] Well, I gave you a huge shot, yeah, I missed.

[02:01:43] Not fast enough.

[02:01:46] That's fine, that's fine, that's cool.

[02:01:48] So, so, okay, so now you come to me, now you come to me.

[02:01:51] Now you come to me, do you want to defend?

[02:01:53] Yeah, yeah, yeah, he doesn't make it.

[02:01:54] I don't care.

[02:01:59] Fuck my dick.

[02:02:01] Why are you gonna be able to like, get a goal off that or...?

[02:02:04] Oh

[02:02:10] Fucking left it thinks he's doing the table in order to collect who you might actually store that

[02:02:20] Okay, don't get confident. I feel like I've there's at brothers actually zero chance you win. I

[02:02:29] Think I might just score

[02:02:34] Have you ever been, uh, have you ever played ranked in this?

[02:02:42] I'm not sure I'm out of here, but I'll have to fucking change.

[02:02:47] Have you been strapped to eating pretzels yet?

[02:02:50] That's a fat ass though.

[02:02:52] My fat ass?

[02:02:58] Can you still my boost now? Nice.

[02:03:01] Since one was in your reflect.

[02:03:05] You gotta predict though, that's like the staple move.

[02:03:08] Whatever you're talking about is staple and you don't know.

[02:03:12] I said staple, not staple.

[02:03:14] Watch your mouth.

[02:03:16] Wow.

[02:03:19] WHAT?! He's cheated!

[02:03:21] Oh I'm gonna hit it!

[02:03:25] You hit it but you didn't hit it hard, you hit it back into me.

[02:03:28] No I didn't!

[02:03:31] You actually didn't get there 5-1

[02:03:37] Two minutes on the clock

[02:03:42] Oh, you need to do that taking taking

[02:03:49] Making

[02:03:55] Almost

[02:04:01] Are you waiting for me or the ball?

[02:04:13] I feel like next game I might just see like how many goals I project.

[02:04:21] This one big match

[02:04:25] That's fine, that's fine. Let's go again. Let's go again. I'm ready now. Let's go

[02:04:31] This time your server my server my server

[02:04:35] Okay, we'll go your servers first. I put it on Japan. I'm gonna have 230

[02:04:39] What do you think?

[02:04:40] I'm sitting teleporting around the back.

[02:04:42] Not one, man.

[02:04:44] Not one, go.

[02:04:48] John, come on.

[02:04:50] I'm gonna make Dior kind of look like a fucking cheese fan.

[02:04:52] Understand me?

[02:04:53] It's gonna be fucking over for you guys.

[02:04:55] Fuck anyone who's in the award.

[02:04:56] You think that 30 ping is gonna save it?

[02:05:02] Nope.

[02:05:03] We lost the kickoff.

[02:05:04] You know how it's hustling you, right?

[02:05:06] What? Why would you do that?

[02:05:09] Look at you, bro.

[02:05:11] We both missed.

[02:05:12] I mean, you missed, too.

[02:05:13] Balls in front of your goal.

[02:05:15] Great hit.

[02:05:17] Got to save that.

[02:05:21] Oh, you set it up for me.

[02:05:22] Did you get it?

[02:05:23] Missed.

[02:05:24] Wait, what?

[02:05:25] Actually, what?

[02:05:27] How did it?

[02:05:30] Look at your kick, bro.

[02:05:31] Because the ball was off the wall.

[02:05:33] Like your fault your cars and fall enough to hit that you you're using a fennec

[02:05:38] That matters, so you're cheating. I mean that's car height. I didn't know that matters, bro

[02:05:43] How do you start this one? You have to see big skins get wins

[02:05:47] Rule one. Oh my god. Yeah, I'm redirected right here one me. That's a cheat. I didn't rule one you oh my god

[02:05:54] You're just scoring Michael Jackson quick

[02:05:56] I

[02:06:03] Didn't break

[02:06:19] To be gotten back

[02:06:26] Nothing

[02:06:31] Wow that's a thing oh

[02:06:34] Dude, what are you back flipping in the middle of the air for?

[02:06:39] Are you trying to aerial back shut up bitch you backflip all the time

[02:06:45] You're so crazy you wake up every day just taking fucking

[02:06:49] Oh my god, this guy's actually a fucking dork!

[02:06:55] Wait, wait, did you come up with that one or was that like pre-written down?

[02:06:59] Look!

[02:07:00] RUN!

[02:07:01] Fucking run he's breaking!

[02:07:02] It's actually great!

[02:07:03] It's actually so boring when you just cheat.

[02:07:09] I'm not running you!

[02:07:13] You're going to blow all the balls!

[02:07:15] It's a bar, if it's a bar of cars, we're ejecting.

[02:07:18] It's like, why would I play a game against someone who's breaking the rules?

[02:07:25] Game time.

[02:07:25] You're now watching a master at work.

[02:07:46] Run, run, run, run!

[02:07:48] Oh, no.

[02:07:52] It's huge.

[02:07:53] Do you think you could score one goal on me?

[02:07:55] If I'm in there?

[02:07:56] Yes.

[02:07:59] You got three minutes.

[02:08:01] Are you trying to dribble it?

[02:08:04] Oh, close.

[02:08:05] Little fake.

[02:08:06] Little fake.

[02:08:09] Another fake?

[02:08:10] Oh, that's close.

[02:08:11] Little fake.

[02:08:16] Almost so better rush back and get that

[02:08:21] You wanna roll on me there

[02:08:28] Waiting on you

[02:08:33] Well close really close that's me

[02:08:38] one for a demo

[02:08:40] I

[02:08:43] Jinx he's better. Oh, Jake. He's definitely better. Shut the fuck up. Watch your neck. What?

[02:08:52] We're just

[02:08:58] For a goal right now the you literally bro you got to like try and do a spin move or something

[02:09:05] You're just like running the ball for it. But you're running the ball right into me

[02:09:10] I mean if you accept it on top and then click

[02:09:17] Wait, 197? He's breaking wheel 197. Oh my god

[02:09:33] Game time, right? Oh my god. Oh my god. Yeah, sure you got it

[02:10:10] Yeah, you're trying to call me chicken this day in the net fine. I'm gonna clear I'm gonna clear it every time

[02:10:16] I won't try and score

[02:10:25] Fucking top ends

[02:10:31] I wasn't going for a ball I'm clear it you are you want me to go for a ball right now

[02:10:40] Dude, oh you're bumping, that's so corny, oh my god.

[02:10:47] I have an idea, man.

[02:10:56] You're gonna find that on me?

[02:11:00] Oh my god!

[02:11:04] I just hit it in.

[02:11:06] Oh my god!

[02:11:08] Now what now what now what you gonna come play? Oh, no

[02:11:16] Why would I not play

[02:11:25] Oh my god, you imagine I lose this now cuz I'm getting cocky

[02:11:30] No

[02:11:33] Ten seconds

[02:11:38] I

[02:11:44] Fuck

[02:11:54] Not an ideal kickoff

[02:11:57] Wow BD and Ron block the ball I pull that holy shit

[02:12:08] That's all.

[02:12:13] Are you going back to your goal?

[02:12:14] Are you going to defend?

[02:12:16] Oh, you got it.

[02:12:20] I feel like you've got full concentration right now.

[02:12:24] The focus is unreal and it doesn't matter

[02:12:27] because you still lost.

[02:12:31] That was good game, two-one.

[02:12:32] are you just like are you stressed all you stress eating are those the pretzels I hear

[02:12:47] I'm dead. I'm dead. I actually break through one. So why would I, whatever, bro. Whatever, bro.

[02:12:57] All right, what do you want to play? Whatever, bro. You're good, bro. I get it. You're good at your

[02:13:01] own game. Surprise, surprise. You know, I would have one rocket or a wiki chat if that didn't lag.

[02:13:06] I'm not kidding, bro. Fuck them.

[02:13:07] Cs Cs don't waste my time. All right. All right

[02:13:18] You're running out of games. I'm not running out of games. I'm running out of games. I got two games left. You got one

[02:13:27] If I beat you in Cs though, that's like that I feel like that seals you losing the the in the entire thing

[02:13:33] I'm dead serious when I say this. There's genuinely no no exaggeration. There's not even a singular bit in my body that

[02:13:41] Like no troll. What are we playing to not even like an ounce in my body

[02:13:45] There's literally not a me not even an ounce not even a centimid or not even a fucking freckle like how many if

[02:13:51] Okay, so wait, what are we already playing to Chad? Did we do a real game or what we want? I?

[02:13:57] Feel like real game kind of lame. Okay? Okay?

[02:14:03] I'll go back.

[02:14:06] Wait hold up can I open a quick case?

[02:14:08] Hold on I'll go find me too.

[02:14:12] Wait wait wait wait wait.

[02:14:13] What case do you want to open?

[02:14:15] Dreams and nightmares.

[02:14:18] Dad am I hiding my screen right now?

[02:14:21] Yes or no?

[02:14:22] How many, wait how many are you getting?

[02:14:24] Cause I'm just gonna get one.

[02:14:27] You're gonna get one case?

[02:14:28] I'm gonna get five.

[02:14:29] First knife.

[02:14:30] Thanks.

[02:14:31] First knife, thank you.

[02:14:35] Have you ever gotten a knife before?

[02:14:37] Yeah, did you know I've, damn I lost.

[02:14:41] You know, um, I unboxed a knife first case and I unboxed a glove first case.

[02:14:47] No you didn't.

[02:14:48] Yeah, did I not?

[02:14:51] Wait, so like you're saying back to back cases, you got knives.

[02:14:55] There was a time, no no, I unboxed a knife as soon as I got on the game first case and then I got on the game another day.

[02:15:01] Open one glove case, and I got a glove

[02:15:05] Where the fuck are my oh yeah, they are

[02:15:11] Jack someone type the commands what are the commands wait, but if I get if I get a knife here

[02:15:17] It's like sir. It's like basically insured that I'm gonna I'm gonna beat you you get a knife

[02:15:21] I'll chop my balls off on the stream

[02:15:25] In the 14 months. Oh my god. No

[02:15:27] No.

[02:15:28] He's not serious.

[02:15:29] No, he wasn't serious.

[02:15:31] I got four more tries now.

[02:15:34] Quick open!

[02:15:35] Joe, you're from New Jersey, bro.

[02:15:37] I actually love that for you, man.

[02:15:39] You make me so horny.

[02:15:41] Yeah, but you never, do you ever come to New Jersey, bro?

[02:15:46] No, every time I come to New Jersey, I'm scared,

[02:15:48] because I have people out there that want to kill me.

[02:15:52] You've made some ops here?

[02:15:54] Yeah.

[02:15:55] Everyone knows dropping me if you know cherry on New Jersey is one of the most dangerous spots on planet Earth

[02:16:03] Really I

[02:16:06] Never knew

[02:16:08] Listen last case here rest in peace while we're in the chat. What's the fuck?

[02:16:13] No, you messed up my last case because I have to download it

[02:16:20] Wait, are you in are you installing cats I'm ready though

[02:16:25] All right, I'm sorry. Yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah, why am I why am I on the same side?

[02:16:30] What are we doing? What is it? What are we gonna? Okay? It's

[02:16:34] That's two out of three or straight. What do we do? I think it goes to a 12 if I'm not mistaken

[02:16:40] That's what a three if it's only to 12. Let's do two out of three. Okay bet bet

[02:16:44] I'm gonna be honest. We have Pete my skin. I'm gonna be honest with you. You actually have zero

[02:16:49] No, if you're gonna, I'm skin if you're gonna bet on someone chat bet on me. I'm dead ass

[02:16:53] You're not winning in an aim game. I'm dead serious

[02:17:00] This is gonna be a smooth run bro, oh my skin

[02:17:08] God you crouch listen. I'm gonna walk in I don't walk in it's a warm-up game. I just dropped my AK

[02:17:14] Okay, so here's the thing right you're gonna be smart games the thing is you're now watching a master at work

[02:17:23] I

[02:17:29] It's not gonna happen two times though

[02:17:32] Fuck I let you have that one bro. I want to be a confidence. You didn't it's high

[02:17:41] Oh my god, okay now

[02:18:13] Oh

[02:18:18] Hitting you wait you died. No, I just don't understand that just I would not use it

[02:18:31] Fuck easy easy. I gotta control

[02:18:34] Easy Crack!

[02:18:36] Push, Push, Push!

[02:18:42] Wait, Matter Daddy, what the fuck?

[02:18:44] Idiot, Idiot, Idiot!

[02:18:46] Don't call me an idiot bro, that's not nice.

[02:18:48] Let's go, let's go!

[02:18:50] I was just trying to trash talk, Ron. You know I don't mean it.

[02:18:52] Well, it felt like you did bro, so.

[02:18:54] I know, I don't.

[02:18:56] Nice job bro, your shit talking hurt my feelings.

[02:18:58] Wow.

[02:19:00] Congrats.

[02:19:02] That's fucked up. Oh my god. I see you

[02:19:20] Matter daddy my ass

[02:19:22] Matter daddy my fucking anus, bro. What the fuck is going on there?

[02:19:27] fuck not sad not sad not sad doesn't count and i do the thing last round of first nap

[02:19:34] don't worry first and twelfth let's go first

[02:19:36] okay

[02:19:38] oh what?

[02:19:39] first and twelfth i need three more i need three more

[02:19:42] okay i need three more you need six more this is easy bro

[02:19:45] how do i tab out of stats?

[02:19:46] oh shit

[02:19:47] oh my god i have a phase 8k you know i used to be in phase clan before they kicked me

[02:19:53] yeah i do i think you laughed

[02:19:55] Oh

[02:19:57] my god. Oh, yeah, you fucked up now now you asked me fucked up you oh my god, bro

[02:20:10] Oh my god, oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god for letters to describe me. Wait. It goes to 15 maybe

[02:20:18] Yeah, it might go to 15 or 13 I think it's 15

[02:20:25] Oh my god, this is fucked up chat. This is actually fucked up man. Oh

[02:20:32] My god, I'm hitting you this is fucked up man. It's first 15. Let's call it 16

[02:20:41] I think it's 16. I'm sorry. Let's see if it's

[02:20:48] Last round, I'm gonna kill you with a D-ball this time ready. Let's just show you I'm daddy. It's high noon

[02:20:55] it's high it's high it's it's high new

[02:21:08] dude how am I not hitting you it's hot

[02:21:16] I didn't I didn't actually cross the line I chucked in rush way best to out of

[02:21:23] or you want to call it be honest I don't even know if you have a chance no

[02:21:26] that's not a three that's not a whatever bro there's an off chance that I fucking

[02:21:30] win yeah the chance that you win is like the chance that like I don't even know

[02:21:35] what's it me getting down from 29% body fat to 15 actually that's pretty likely

[02:21:40] very doable yeah I was gonna say that is pretty likely I feel like I feel like I

[02:21:44] can unironically get to 15% body fat the next month if I wanted so no not in a

[02:21:49] month. What do you mean?

[02:21:51] Go, let's go, let's go!

[02:21:52] What do you mean no?

[02:21:53] Like, you're not, you wouldn't be able to drop 14% body fat in one month. That would

[02:21:57] be like fun, or no.

[02:21:58] You know what, you know what, you know what, you know the phrase haters are my biggest

[02:22:00] motivators of the table of dinner success, right? Success, right?

[02:22:03] You're going to be at my table, brother.

[02:22:07] Okay.

[02:22:09] We are good to go.

[02:22:13] I'm so confident I'm going to play in the middle, bro.

[02:22:15] What the fuck dude what the fuck what the fuck I'm from New Jersey

[02:22:27] see wait wait wait boss your thing you have something that's not how that's

[02:22:47] kind of aura now

[02:22:50] Shut up fuck I shut down or when I want me I got nothing I have no code for that

[02:22:58] Three

[02:23:04] There's no way I'm losing it

[02:23:11] Fucking hell dude, dude, he actually figured out a strat chat you saw you saw that

[02:23:17] You're going left right left right

[02:23:20] No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You're a body shot Brady, bro. What the fuck is this body shot Brady?

[02:23:25] Yes, this is that you in the head right there on the staff or you're not a headshot Harry

[02:23:30] He's a headshot Harry. What the fuck is this?

[02:23:33] Hey, what is this? How was he?

[02:23:37] Fuck

[02:23:42] Let's go

[02:23:44] You're done you're done

[02:23:59] Fucking hell you should be over the box you see my head. Hey, hey

[02:24:05] Fuck bro, that's so cheesy. Oh my god, bro

[02:24:08] Oh my god, you actually might need to order up a corner I fucked up the quote I give up

[02:24:16] I'm gonna say after this one ready you might as well open up a corner shop the way you're

[02:24:21] selling.

[02:24:22] Hello, Jack. Hello, well.

[02:24:24] We are Oscar Mines.

[02:24:25] Whoa.

[02:24:32] No way.

[02:24:33] Oh! Last bullet kill!

[02:24:35] Oh!

[02:24:36] I'm gonna be honest with you, bro.

[02:24:38] That was a little stinky cheese in me.

[02:24:40] Right?

[02:24:42] I just fucking...

[02:24:44] Let's get in and get out of here, okay?

[02:24:46] No time for buddy Billy Dalying about.

[02:24:48] I'm gonna have to tap the fuck out of you with this eagle.

[02:24:50] There's the eagle

[02:25:02] Wait, wait, wait, I'm

[02:25:04] Oh my god, oh my god, you know what it is for this chat this keeps telling me to troll bro

[02:25:12] No way, oh my god, no, they're telling me to troll they're actually telling me it's like

[02:25:20] Wait, what are we playing to again?

[02:25:23] 168.

[02:25:24] Oh my god.

[02:25:25] Let's go.

[02:25:26] Damn dude, I gotta stop doing that.

[02:25:30] Let's move.

[02:25:32] Come on, hurry up.

[02:25:34] Oh my god.

[02:25:36] What?

[02:25:37] Ha ha ha ha.

[02:25:39] Last.

[02:25:40] Time to move, knuckleheads.

[02:25:41] Oh my god.

[02:25:42] Oh my god. Dude, I feel like I'm lighting you the fuck up. I have no idea how I'm not

[02:25:54] hitting you in the head. Oh my, oh my god. I'm in flow state. It's over for you. GGs.

[02:26:02] What's that frog emote with a green frog with black glasses? Oh, you know what I'm talking

[02:26:05] about. I've got no idea what you're talking about.

[02:26:10] Wait, what? Where are you?

[02:26:13] Wait, I'm actually lost.

[02:26:24] Wait, fuck.

[02:26:25] Damn it!

[02:26:26] Don't do this.

[02:26:27] Rock. Please.

[02:26:28] I mean, you're just like a body shot Barry, bro.

[02:26:34] Body shot Bailey you just hit me in the body every single shot. Obviously now you're dead

[02:26:50] One shot one kill no luck just scale

[02:26:55] Now I'm gonna finish you off with a fucking it doesn't really count though when you fail

[02:27:04] the first time that's so good yeah great job fantastic work well that's like you versus

[02:27:19] me against Rocket League bro I mean obviously you're better yeah but I was closer to you

[02:27:24] than you were to me in Rocket League.

[02:27:25] Shut up, bro.

[02:27:26] You're lucky.

[02:27:26] You got lucky in Rocket League.

[02:27:28] Everyone knows that.

[02:27:28] Your whole chat will tell you that I'm better at Rocket League.

[02:27:31] You caught me on an off day.

[02:27:32] Really?

[02:27:32] Yeah, you caught me on an off day, bro.

[02:27:34] You caught me on an off day.

[02:27:35] All right.

[02:27:36] I'm going to hold GeoGuess here.

[02:27:38] I think we should do a Roblox spelling day.

[02:27:40] Oh, my god, bro!

[02:27:42] Actually, actually, actually, no, no, no, no.

[02:27:43] Let's do, let's do human benchmark.

[02:27:46] Human benchmark.

[02:27:49] So I'll choose first, and we'll do first to four wins out

[02:27:53] of any of the um potential game.

[02:27:59] Human Benchmark, you know I had a 96 IQ, right?

[02:28:03] Is that, are you saying, are you saying that's good or?

[02:28:09] I'm a little worried right now, I'm gonna be honest with you.

[02:28:12] We're gonna do verbal memory.

[02:28:14] Oh my fucking god, oh my, so what do I do?

[02:28:17] I go on the human benchmarking website?

[02:28:20] Yeah, just go on human benchmark and then hit the website

[02:28:22] and then go to verbal memory.

[02:28:24] And you'll get, I think depending on the game,

[02:28:26] we'll do like, you know, best out of something,

[02:28:29] but like this one takes a while, so we're just gonna.

[02:28:31] So who goes first?

[02:28:32] Who goes first?

[02:28:33] One truck.

[02:28:34] We'll go at the same time.

[02:28:36] Are you sure?

[02:28:37] Yeah, as long as your chat keeps you accountable

[02:28:39] that you didn't restart if you lose.

[02:28:41] Okay, so do I close my-

[02:28:42] Or read the directions before you start.

[02:28:44] You'll be shown words one at a time,

[02:28:45] if you've seen a word and it says click see.

[02:28:47] If it's new word, click new.

[02:28:49] Oh, this is so easy.

[02:28:50] Yeah, but you gotta throw your chat

[02:28:52] but only here because they're gonna they're gonna fucking that's fine you'll be shown words one

[02:28:56] at a time if you've seen a word during test click see I bet start I'm deafening for this

[02:29:12] oh no oh no oh no

[02:29:22] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Joe, Joe, Joe.

[02:29:24] Wait, this is a quick game.

[02:29:26] Wait, Joe, wait, Joe, wait, Joe, wait.

[02:29:38] Oh my God, Joe, I lost.

[02:29:41] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[02:29:46] Wait.

[02:29:49] Star new.

[02:29:51] Symmetries new.

[02:29:52] Timbered scene.

[02:29:53] Approvals new?

[02:29:55] Oh my god, I'm throwing.

[02:29:58] Troublemakers new.

[02:30:00] Audit new.

[02:30:01] Connotes new.

[02:30:05] Hardier new.

[02:30:06] Empirical scene.

[02:30:07] Greenish new.

[02:30:08] Assessment new.

[02:30:10] Marble's new.

[02:30:10] Symmetries new.

[02:30:12] I threw.

[02:30:13] What'd you get?

[02:30:13] 68.

[02:30:15] No, you didn't.

[02:30:18] Is that bad?

[02:30:19] Did you really?

[02:30:21] Did you actually get 68?

[02:30:22] Is that bad?

[02:30:24] I did so bad, bro.

[02:30:25] I got like three wrong.

[02:30:26] I got two wrong in the first like 10 seconds.

[02:30:29] I got 38, so you won that one.

[02:30:32] Why my asshole?

[02:30:34] I inspect element it.

[02:30:35] Oh my God, bro.

[02:30:37] What, you did?

[02:30:38] Yes, bro.

[02:30:39] I can't lie, bro.

[02:30:40] I can't.

[02:30:41] Let me go back to emote only, man.

[02:30:42] All right, well, sorry.

[02:30:42] I lost that one.

[02:30:43] I lost that one.

[02:30:44] I lost that one.

[02:30:45] Okay, so it's first of three, it's here.

[02:30:48] You inspect Elements.

[02:30:50] Yes, bro, I tried matter data you.

[02:30:51] Let's do sequence memory.

[02:30:56] Okay, yes.

[02:30:58] Do you wanna do one try for this?

[02:30:59] It's just a pattern.

[02:31:00] One try.

[02:31:02] One try, so one zero right now.

[02:31:05] All right, I'm locking back in.

[02:31:11] I can't take even roll me off of this,

[02:31:12] no one can really help me here.

[02:31:45] I'm actually the part of twitch am I actually the part of twitch I'm actually starting to

[02:32:01] I'm gonna leave the rumors down.

[02:32:03] Undead ass sure is.

[02:32:06] Wait, how is he?

[02:32:19] What?

[02:32:27] Oh, God, I missed collect, hold on.

[02:32:29] Oh, God, I missed collect, hold on, hold on.

[02:32:31] There. All right, I finished what you got.

[02:32:40] I mis-clicked one of my bags and so I'm just going in.

[02:32:47] Let me pull up your string.

[02:32:59] that one all right okay bro are you like not trying or no I that's three out of

[02:33:06] five you three out of five three out of five for this one it's too quick it's

[02:33:08] too quick what do you mean three out of five for sequence memory no I got 12 you

[02:33:13] failed on seven you failed on seven I lost already no you do it's first to

[02:33:22] four so it's two zero let's do let's do what is chimp test are you smarter than

[02:33:28] Chimpanzee let's do that let's do that all right we'll do chimp test I bet still

[02:33:33] still best of one click the squares and order according to their numbers the

[02:33:36] test okay

[02:33:43] wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait

[02:33:58] One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, four.

[02:34:28] Ooh, okay, now, okay, now, hold on a sec.

[02:34:31] One, two.

[02:34:36] I know fucking way.

[02:34:41] Oh my, there's no way a chimpanzee can do that, Chad.

[02:34:44] I don't believe it.

[02:34:45] Who's lying to the world?

[02:34:46] Who's lying to the world?

[02:34:48] There's no way a fucking chimpanzee,

[02:34:50] there's actually zero fucking chance of chimpanzee.

[02:34:54] Bro, is Joe just smarter than me?

[02:34:57] Is he just smarter than me?

[02:35:12] In this test, the numbers 1 to 9 were quickly replaced by blank squares and the chimps had

[02:35:16] to remember to set that at the one screen.

[02:35:18] The three young chimps tested were all very good at the task, leaving researchers to believe

[02:35:22] they had something similar to photographic memory.

[02:35:26] Chimps outperformed both their mothers and human university students.

[02:35:29] Joe, how is it possible that a Chimps group is-

[02:35:30] When the numbers were crashed on the screen for sure-

[02:35:32] What?

[02:35:33] What did you fail at?

[02:35:34] Humans had trouble remembering their order.

[02:35:36] I also failed at 10.

[02:35:37] Wait, we gotta go again. Go again.

[02:35:40] Yeah, we gotta go again, we gotta go again.

[02:35:41] You don't have to deafen, man. I'm not talking much.

[02:35:42] No. Chimps are really gonna-

[02:35:44] Well, okay, I won't deafen, bro. I'll talk to you, but it's gonna fuck me up.

[02:35:48] Yeah, bro, I want to have a chinchin' effect on you.

[02:35:49] I'm gonna try and get in my head.

[02:35:50] I'm locked, bro.

[02:35:50] It's gonna affect me up. All right, I'm fucking going. Fine.

[02:35:52] I'm at six numbers right now.

[02:35:57] Oh fuck, okay.

[02:36:00] I'm at seven numbers now, Ron. What are you at?

[02:36:03] Why are you saying the numbers? I'm at eight numbers now, bro.

[02:36:07] I'm at eight numbers now.

[02:36:10] I'm at nine numbers now.

[02:36:12] I'm at nine numbers now, bro.

[02:36:15] Oh my god, my chat can't see my screen.

[02:36:18] I was cheating I was cheating on money. I want to come out because I'm full I I've never been

[02:36:25] emo so they can't say anything. I lost. I lost. I lost. What'd you get? I think like nine. I'm not

[02:36:30] kidding, bro. Like I tried. Wait, I haven't gotten to nine yet. I tried being faster than the chimp,

[02:36:34] bro. Like this fucking chat is actually crazy. They're just spamming emotes, bro. You know,

[02:36:38] do you have a chat that types real words? They just spam emotes. Spamming emotes. No, my chat

[02:36:43] is only types real words, really. Do I actually sound that annoying on your stream?

[02:36:48] Do I actually sound that annoying on your stream?

[02:36:52] Why didn't you tell me I sound that annoying bro?

[02:36:56] You don't sound annoying bro?

[02:36:57] Who's telling you you sound annoying bro?

[02:36:58] I sound that annoying.

[02:36:59] My chat they said you're so annoying and ugly.

[02:37:01] They said I'm so annoying and ugly.

[02:37:04] You just don't listen to them bro.

[02:37:06] Oh god.

[02:37:07] 8 fuck.

[02:37:08] Well you didn't even get 10 so I just won.

[02:37:11] Alright you got one more.

[02:37:12] You want to do the typing test because you submitted that?

[02:37:17] You could beat me in that.

[02:37:18] Right, it's 3-0.

[02:37:19] I mean, sure, bro.

[02:37:20] Just start typing test.

[02:37:21] How many words can you type in minutes?

[02:37:22] Start typing, all right?

[02:37:23] You just got to finish the paragraph.

[02:37:30] Little landow which rattled up to the door of Brioni Lodge

[02:37:37] as it pulled up, pulled up, pulled up, up.

[02:37:44] one of the loafing men at the corner dashed forward to open the door in the hope of earning a copper

[02:37:57] but was elbowed away by another loafer who had rushed rushed up with the same intention a fierce

[02:38:10] poor ol that's a big word broke out which was increased by the two guards men

[02:38:19] damn my fingers are sweaty or yours are your fingers sweaty Ron I thought I

[02:38:28] thought the red means I'm doing good why would the red mean you're doing good

[02:38:35] when everywhere in the world usually means 31 words per minute run I mean

[02:38:57] that's really bad

[02:38:58] I

[02:39:03] Finished I finished at 80

[02:39:08] You you you didn't get the words per minute on the words you miss you didn't type like two sentences, right?

[02:39:16] Like straight you want to read on that or yes, I need to run my air conditioning. Oh my god

[02:39:22] You want to try that again?

[02:39:28] No, no, no, stop this one stop this one stop this one stop this one. We're doing do the aim one do the aim one

[02:39:34] I'm not even kidding. No, I already I already beat you. Oh my god. I'm gonna find typing it

[02:39:38] Oh, it's it's three two. I oh you want to do typing again

[02:39:45] All right, I'll try it one more time, but I don't think you're gonna beat me

[02:40:28] What you got why I'm doing it again

[02:40:40] Well if you had beat me we would have we I would have okay you beat me now one bro you beat me human benchmark Congrats

[02:40:45] It's three to two. Okay. I'm choosing the next game, bro. I'm just like I can't bro. What like

[02:40:50] Minecraft when you lunge you'll get sir roblox by me or connect for chat. What do I take here? He's up three to two, bro

[02:40:56] I got 91 words per minute that one. What'd you get? Fuck you

[02:41:04] Stable can I get a shout out my mom just died first time chatter

[02:41:07] So your instinct when your mom passes away is to go to twitch to stable or not or to type your mom just passed away

[02:41:13] And then you want a shout out?

[02:41:15] I'm finding you out for one week. Why are you gonna give him a shout out or a shout out, bro?

[02:41:19] Come again in a week, and I'll change my mind maybe

[02:41:22] Let's see here. Do you want to do connect 4g you guess your Rolex playing your minecraft one-way chat? What do I choose? I

[02:41:30] I'm not I don't know if you beat me in Minecraft if I'm being

[02:41:36] I'm like one of the best miners in the game. I'm not even kidding. Are you fucking crazy

[02:41:41] It's if you do like a whole segment to like beat Minecraft as a game and it took like a very long amount of time

[02:41:48] Or did you guys even beat it first of all I put on God you wouldn't be able to be the game faster

[02:41:52] That's number one so don't ever try to play that you could play me you call me stupid

[02:41:55] You could call me anything I'm not kidding you dead ass could not do it. That's number one number two

[02:41:59] Minecraft 1v1 has could not do what you could not be the game faster than me. You could not be the game faster than you

[02:42:04] You could not be the game fast. How you could not be that I beat it in 40 minutes

[02:42:09] You beat minecraft in 40 minutes. Yeah, did I not beat the game in 40 minutes? I'm pretty sure on MCSR on MCSR

[02:42:15] Whatever it is. What was it? It was 40 minutes

[02:42:18] hmm maybe then make a cake speedrun oh my god i'm actually down oh my i mean make a

[02:42:31] cake speedrun first first person to get on okay so we both we both click play at the

[02:42:37] same time in a single player world and the first person to craft the cake how do you

[02:42:45] craft a cake what's in a cake isn't it just milk egg and weed whatever bro whatever fine

[02:42:49] minecraft 1v1 i choose minecraft 1v1 no i'll do i'll do i'll do the cake speed run it's up to you

[02:42:54] bro it's up to your chat man it's not up to your chat it's your fucking game dude i'll let you

[02:42:58] pull it yeah but i don't want you to cry in baby rage bro that's all no if you well i know if you

[02:43:04] beat me you beat me in it wait same seed yeah we'd have to do same seed just because that'd be kind

[02:43:10] of lame if like you spawned in the desert and i spawned in a fucking planes biome because then

[02:43:14] then you're just never gonna win.

[02:43:17] Okay, minecraft Steve.

[02:43:18] Are we doing the latest version of Minecraft?

[02:43:20] Yes, the best, the latest version of the minest, yes.

[02:43:27] Check it, someone give me,

[02:43:34] guys shut up, we're doing cake.

[02:43:35] How do you even craft a cake?

[02:43:36] Can I Google it?

[02:43:37] three milk buckets wait oh it's actually I'm actually might be cooked chat what is

[02:43:53] this chat saying is it good or no bad idea good idea all idea what do you know

[02:43:57] three milk was two sugar one egg and three wheat that's kind of fucking hard

[02:44:04] That's kind of fucking hard

[02:44:14] Yeah, that's kind of hard because how do you make sugar? How do you make sugar?

[02:44:24] You know, bro, let's just want to be one tell them to undefend right now undefend gel. Let's just one be one

[02:44:30] I

[02:44:34] Want to prove I'm a better miner brah. I don't want to

[02:44:38] Fuck brown fuck this chat. It's such a bunch of sissy boys, bro

[02:44:42] Yeah, sorry. I'm back

[02:44:44] Yo, what for what for what?

[02:44:47] Do you want to do cake or do you want to do one-to-one make where we just beat each other? Oh

[02:44:53] I don't I really don't care. I think both would be fun. Well, which one do you prefer? I

[02:44:58] I would do I would do cake I would do cake because that could be just interesting

[02:45:03] Versus us just hitting each other with fucking swords

[02:45:09] Just copy and paste that what are you talking about? Yeah, we would just do this both pick like whatever seed you have randomized

[02:45:15] Just send to me and then I'll put in that as my custom. Wait. I copy and paste this into what?

[02:45:21] Into server

[02:45:25] Boss

[02:45:27] hold up my monitor just turned off that's nice doesn't work wait what are

[02:45:40] you trying to dude you have the I'm looking at your stream what are you

[02:45:43] trying to add right now I'm just trying to get on my car bro what is this world

[02:45:46] I made

[02:45:49] Little off-stream gaming

[02:45:55] Or you just have a why do you have what why are you play? Why are you doing a playthrough right now?

[02:46:02] So

[02:46:04] No, what am I doing?

[02:46:10] All right, all right

[02:46:13] All right create seed tell me when you're ready

[02:46:16] But you have to send me to see I think we just type a bunch of we take the same

[02:46:20] word now we could just take the same thing and it'll come up to it yeah I

[02:46:24] think that's how it works right if we do if we just do the same words Chad if I

[02:46:28] write stable fat torta will it come up the same thing I'm not writing that as

[02:46:33] the seed okay then let's write it so I have like a million worlds I have to

[02:46:41] Oh my God, of course, it puts me in the greatest biome of right next to sugar cane.

[02:46:54] Oh my God.

[02:46:57] Is that D1 Chat?

[02:47:00] Alright, you want to do that seed that you have?

[02:47:04] Okay, Chat, should I just do slash seed in-game and then give it to him?

[02:47:09] Why is my game like this? What the fuck is this? Is this how the game works nowadays,

[02:47:18] chef? What is, uh, what is this? That's the seed. That's the seed. When you get in, you

[02:47:25] tell me. When I get in what? Oh, when I get in, let you know. Yeah, hold on. Yeah, don't

[02:47:32] move from your spawn. I'm not moving at all, bro. Seed. And then do I hit? Just create.

[02:47:44] Holy lag, yes, because I'm going in and out of full screen. Are you full screen right

[02:47:47] now? Are you full screen window? I'm full screen. Yeah, this is not the seed you are

[02:47:51] in when I looked at your screen. I had to have done that wrong. I'm not even game bro.

[02:47:57] That sounds so good right now. Oh my god, dude. I hate Minecraft. I hate Minecraft

[02:48:02] Why can't they not just have a fucking windowed full screen that is actually full screen? Don't yell at the game, bro

[02:48:07] This game is amazing, man

[02:48:10] Loosen up Joe. You're letting the game gets you bro loosen up. Oh, it's pissing me off

[02:48:15] Well, you know

[02:48:17] Don't get I just don't give a shit. I'd rather be pissed off the pistol on can I get a retweet everybody?

[02:48:22] You know that saying or no

[02:48:24] Seed for world generator boom and her. I

[02:48:28] Don't think I'm in dude. Are you spawning on top of like a fucking jungle tree? Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep

[02:48:34] Wait, this is it. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. So turn like a marsh. Yep. Yep. Yep. You see there's a lava fall you see it

[02:48:41] No

[02:48:43] Yes, you do it to the mountains

[02:48:45] Chad is he on the same seat as me? Yes or no. Oh, I see a lava fall really far away. Yep. Okay ready three

[02:48:50] Three, two, the key's over there, on the two.

[02:48:54] Three, two, one, go, go, go!

[02:48:56] Okay, I'm deafening for this.

[02:48:59] Okay, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat.

[02:49:01] Lock it on me, lock it on me.

[02:49:02] Okay, what do I need, what do I need?

[02:49:04] Wait, oh my God.

[02:49:06] Okay, so sugar cane, sugar cane, sugar cane.

[02:49:10] Wait, I need three buckets?

[02:49:17] Okay, okay, okay.

[02:49:18] How do you make sugar?

[02:49:19] How do you make sugar?

[02:49:20] sugar how do you make sugar is this enough to make sugar or no that's enough

[02:49:27] sugar okay I need to find chickens where is the chickens oh this isn't even

[02:49:36] Fucking what? What is this? Oh my god. Oh my god

[02:49:46] Oh my god, what the fuck is that?

[02:49:50] Put this shit emote only do you think anyone in this chat is gonna be able to fucking help me a

[02:49:57] Bad foot you might get sleepy in the nether. Are you fucking stupid? Are you fucking stupid?

[02:50:06] Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.

[02:50:16] Okay, okay, everyone knows if you go into this direction, you'll eventually find a chicken.

[02:50:25] It'll just randomly spawn.

[02:50:27] A sheep?

[02:50:28] I don't need a sheep.

[02:50:29] I don't need a sheep.

[02:50:30] I don't need a sheep.

[02:50:31] I don't need a sheep.

[02:50:32] I don't need a sheep.

[02:50:33] I don't need a sheep.

[02:50:34] I get sleepy in the nether, what if I get sleepy in the nether, will I get sleepy in

[02:50:39] the nether?

[02:50:45] I know it's a cow but I don't have...holds?

[02:50:52] Okay I'm sorry, I'm sorry Maya, I'm sorry, I'm actually sorry.

[02:50:59] Sorry, sorry.

[02:51:01] I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

[02:51:03] Sorry.

[02:51:05] Sorry.

[02:51:07] Sorry.

[02:51:09] Sorry, Maya.

[02:51:11] I'm so sorry.

[02:51:13] Okay, I have a 200 IQ play, and I don't think the world is ready for it.

[02:51:17] I'm gonna keep a bet on me and keep it from my spawn reset, and I'm never gonna eat.

[02:51:22] I'm actually a fucking genius.

[02:51:24] Okay, what I'm looking for right now is a chicken.

[02:51:27] One singular chicken. If you see a chicken, point it out right now.

[02:51:31] Point it out instantly.

[02:51:37] CHICK!

[02:51:41] Chick.

[02:51:45] Okay, I NEED YOU MOTHERFUCKERS TO SHIT!

[02:51:48] Please. Please.

[02:51:51] Please.

[02:51:54] Please.

[02:51:55] Chet, how do I make them have sex or whatever?

[02:52:03] Oh my God, what do I do?

[02:52:05] But, but...

[02:52:09] Oh my God, oh my God.

[02:52:12] If, if, could I fuck them?

[02:52:14] To make them like, I mean, make them fuck them up?

[02:52:18] Produce me egg!

[02:52:21] Wait, where's the egg?

[02:52:22] Hey, where's the egg?

[02:52:32] Look at the shot.

[02:52:33] Look at this.

[02:52:35] You're a fucking genius.

[02:52:39] Wait, hello?

[02:52:43] Hello?

[02:52:46] Shut up!

[02:52:47] Kill it!

[02:52:52] What?

[02:52:57] Kill that fucking chicken!

[02:53:02] Oh my god, it doesn't drop it, I got trolled.

[02:53:04] Oh my god, oh my...

[02:53:05] Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

[02:53:09] It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay.

[02:53:14] Oh my God.

[02:53:16] It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay,

[02:53:18] I'm gonna find iron, because I know the seed, obviously.

[02:53:21] Oh my God, I know I shouldn't do it,

[02:53:23] but should I dig straight down?

[02:53:25] Oh my God.

[02:53:27] Bro, I need an egg, I need an egg, and I need it now.

[02:53:33] Please.

[02:53:35] What do I do, do I just wait?

[02:53:37] Please, can you just fart out an egg?

[02:53:50] Okay, you stay there, you stay there.

[02:53:57] Please God, if you're listening to me, don't bring me straight to iron.

[02:54:00] Bring me straight to iron.

[02:54:02] Bring me straight to iron.

[02:54:03] Bring me straight to iron.

[02:54:05] Bring me straight to iron.

[02:54:06] Bring me straight to iron bring me straight to iron bring me straight to iron bring me

[02:54:22] Bring me straight to iron, bring me straight to iron bring me straight to iron bring me

[02:54:29] Bring me straight to iron. Bring me straight to iron.

[02:54:31] Bring me straight to fucking lapis la zoo.

[02:54:34] Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Wait, I'm so confused, Jack.

[02:54:54] What is that sound?

[02:55:01] What is that sound?

[02:55:04] What is that?

[02:55:11] What the fuck?

[02:55:18] What the fuck?

[02:55:25] What the fuck?

[02:55:32] What's that?

[02:55:39] My god, dammit.

[02:56:20] Well, no fucking iron.

[02:56:31] Chad, is it Gigi's?

[02:56:34] Do I just go back?

[02:56:37] Oh my god.

[02:56:40] Oh my god.

[02:56:44] Oh my god.

[02:56:47] Oh my god, oh my god. You're now watching a master at work.

[02:57:00] Wait.

[02:57:08] Wait, did-

[02:57:09] I can't get the diamonds. I know, I know, I'm sorry chat.

[02:57:12] It actually might be GGs!

[02:57:14] Joe has eggs!

[02:57:16] Are you good ass?

[02:57:18] Wait, I'm actually...

[02:57:32] Oh, and God, I'm a fucking cell.

[02:57:42] That's one.

[02:57:44] I need you.

[02:57:47] That's a joke.

[02:57:49] Oh my god.

[02:57:51] Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.

[02:58:07] I have to make a play.

[02:58:14] Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please be iron, please be iron, please be iron, please be iron, please be iron, please be iron, please be iron, please be iron, please be iron, please be iron, please be iron, please be iron, please be iron, please be iron, please be iron, please be iron, please be iron, please be iron, please be iron, please be iron, please be iron, please be iron, please be iron, please be iron, please be iron, please be iron, please be iron, please be iron, please be iron, please be iron, please be iron, please be iron, please be iron, please be iron, please be iron, please be iron, please be iron, please be iron, please be iron, please be iron, please be iron, please be iron, please be iron, please be iron, please be iron, please be iron, please be iron, please be iron, please be iron, please be iron, please be iron, please be iron

[02:58:44] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[02:58:51] No.

[02:58:52] Can iron spawn on that mountain shutter?

[02:58:56] No.

[02:58:57] Bro, where are you?

[02:59:00] Bro, are you...

[02:59:07] Are we not in a- are we serious?

[02:59:14] Is this hard to find fucking iron?

[02:59:19] Are you serious?

[02:59:22] Are you fucking my tight anus?

[02:59:28] There's no fucking way.

[02:59:33] Like, do I just dig down, chat?

[02:59:38] Oh my god.

[02:59:48] I mean, I still have to look for cows, bro.

[02:59:52] I have to go this way anyway.

[02:59:53] Go to a village.

[02:59:54] Yeah, you're right, bro.

[02:59:55] Wait, let me spawn in a fucking village, real quick.

[02:59:57] village real quick. Wait. Oh my god. One, two, three, four, five. How many do I need?

[03:00:24] How many do I need? How many do I need? Are you nine?

[03:00:33] One, two, three, four, five.

[03:00:45] Oh my God.

[03:00:46] Oh my god, oh my god.

[03:00:55] Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!

[03:01:01] One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen,

[03:01:14] 16, 17.

[03:01:16] OK.

[03:01:34] Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

[03:01:38] OK, so, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 16, 17, 17, 17.

[03:01:42] NO WAY I NEED ME!

[03:01:53] What is planting seeds gonna do?

[03:02:04] Like, do I look for a village?

[03:02:12] Oh my god, wait I have an idea.

[03:02:21] Hold on, hold on, everyone just hold, everyone just hold, oh god, everyone just hold.

[03:02:29] I'm actually a fucking genius, if you believe in me, say me, is he close or no, to be honest.

[03:02:38] Okay, I think I just go down look for bone meal, no chat?

[03:02:53] Yes or no?

[03:02:54] Bang bang bang bang, wooden decode cake?

[03:02:56] Bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang

[03:03:08] I don't know what composite means. I don't know what that means. Oh, no

[03:03:16] Give me all your fucking milk and I want it right now

[03:03:25] What is a composite?

[03:03:33] No, I'm a fucking burger

[03:03:38] Yes, yes, yes.

[03:03:45] Huh?

[03:03:48] Mm-hmm.

[03:03:53] Uh.

[03:03:56] I have an idea.

[03:04:00] Oh, God, I have an idea.

[03:04:05] I have an idea oh god I have an idea why am I caring about this channel I'm actually smarter this whole time

[03:04:11] By the power of Marlin if Marlin Marlin of you dead ass can hear me right now talk to me dead ass talk to me

[03:04:17] I'm dead serious just Marlin talk to me

[03:04:24] One skeleton

[03:04:35] I'm scouting. I'm scouting. I'm scouting. I'm scouting. I'm scouting. I'm scouting.

[03:04:51] If he's reading his chat, he's cheating. Simple as that.

[03:04:53] I'm not reading my chat.

[03:04:56] Yo buddy, how far in are you?

[03:05:00] I might be dead.

[03:05:02] Are you done?

[03:05:02] Have you been reading chat or no?

[03:05:05] Are you done?

[03:05:06] No, but have you been reading chat?

[03:05:08] Yeah, have you?

[03:05:09] Okay, well the fuck, I'm gonna read chat then.

[03:05:11] The fuck?

[03:05:12] Chat's not helping me, they're just telling you where you're at.

[03:05:15] Wait, so you haven't gotten any advice whatsoever?

[03:05:19] Bro, the advice they've given me is Shipwreck Village.

[03:05:22] Shipwreck Village.

[03:05:23] Shipwreck Village.

[03:05:25] Hasn't been very useful.

[03:05:26] What do you got so far?

[03:05:27] What do you got so far?

[03:05:30] What do you have?

[03:05:31] I've got everything besides the wheat.

[03:05:32] I have everything right now. We might as well call Clutz.

[03:05:40] Wait, all in God, you have everything?

[03:05:43] No.

[03:05:46] I don't know what a composter is, but now I can't craft it because I'm cheating.

[03:05:51] Dude, this game is pissing me the fuck off. How long is this water going to run?

[03:05:55] Well, as long as it doesn't piss on you and it pisses off you, then you should be okay.

[03:06:01] I'm digging straight down to give you an idea of where I'm at.

[03:06:05] I just keep running into water caves.

[03:06:09] It's actually fucking crazy, he's breaking rule one.

[03:06:12] That's how you fucking die.

[03:06:13] My chat's saying I'm throwing.

[03:06:17] I think you might beat me on this.

[03:06:18] I should have fucking told you to do the PvP shit, bro.

[03:06:21] I thought this was gonna be easy.

[03:06:22] I haven't found fucking iron.

[03:06:23] Where did you find iron?

[03:06:25] The caves.

[03:06:28] Haven't found a fucking cave yet, buddy.

[03:06:30] Bro, this chat is telling me to kill a fish. Shut up!

[03:06:35] What's a fish? What's that?

[03:06:37] Oh my god!

[03:06:38] What's wrong, dude?

[03:06:39] Dude, I literally have only run. I have only found water caves, bro.

[03:06:45] Wait, that's part of the game. That's how you do it.

[03:06:47] Bro, that...

[03:06:51] This is so fucked.

[03:06:52] Bro, Joe, my chat's supposed to be a peaceful fucking game, bro. Your chat wants to see me.

[03:06:55] It's not a peaceful fucking game, dude. This shit is terrible.

[03:06:57] Your chest is probably so happy and so smiley that you're on Minecraft bro and you're just

[03:07:02] sitting here and just singing.

[03:07:03] Yeah, when it's fun and you do a game that's like modded Minecraft or something, I'm just

[03:07:08] going to perpetually, oh my god, in my pep-ass fucking Europe.

[03:07:10] Can you explain that word to me?

[03:07:13] You don't know what perpetually means?

[03:07:16] No.

[03:07:17] Persistently, continually.

[03:07:18] Never heard of it.

[03:07:19] I don't have wood.

[03:07:21] I can't build another pep-ass.

[03:07:22] I think it's actually torched I think it's actually I think I'm I think I think I actually just fucking lost

[03:07:32] I've got a dolphin on me oh my god I'm stuck

[03:07:38] oh my god it's a miracle it's a miracle it's a miracle Ron I'm digging very deep right now

[03:07:50] now. My Y is 16. I'm probably gonna find a diamond before I find fucking iron. Literally

[03:07:58] to the bottom. That's awesome, man. I ran into another water cave, if you were wondering.

[03:08:15] fifth water cave my fifth water cave yep actually yeah hmm nothing much what

[03:08:25] about you ha dude I literally like I have to swim in this fucking water cave

[03:08:37] the only option do not do not redeem it's gonna be a dead end oh my god y'all

[03:08:46] about it just fucking ff for how close are you to the fuck to getting a fucking

[03:08:49] thing I have one more matter daddy and then I'm done wait what's the matter daddy

[03:08:54] nothing much how about you even the cow giggled stay when I say that in the game

[03:09:01] Wait, what, you're winning?

[03:09:08] It's not when a bolt's chopped, it's totally chopped, there's literally no point in even

[03:09:15] trying.

[03:09:16] Wait, where are the s-

[03:09:17] Wait, chat.

[03:09:18] God, this game is so ass.

[03:09:21] Wait, chat, I'm-

[03:09:24] God, this game is so ass.

[03:09:29] Wait, Chad, I'm so sleepy.

[03:09:32] Chad, I need to go to bed.

[03:09:36] Wait, am I on...

[03:09:40] I'm on normal difficulty.

[03:09:44] What?

[03:09:48] Wait, one mattered out of you right here.

[03:09:51] I hear you killing a skeleton.

[03:10:04] I literally hear in your mic you killing a skeleton right now.

[03:10:09] It's so cooked, it's so cooked, I just like, what am I even fucking, dude, I'm with strip

[03:10:14] mining right now for iron.

[03:10:17] How have I not found a singular kit to do caves and cliffs update?

[03:10:20] I'm trapped figure your fucking shitty ass game out brother. I play this game since I was five and I can't fucking find a cave man

[03:10:27] I feel like I'm back playing PE

[03:10:34] And go find a fucking cave a little way for that

[03:10:38] Little way for that you hear him you hear him button-mashing in the mic right now

[03:10:42] What?

[03:10:43] Bro, I'm having fun, I'm literally giving up, I'm literally giving up.

[03:10:52] Oh, unless you die here, then I'll log back in.

[03:11:11] I'm watching yeah, I like gave up on the game. So you really got to watch this up here

[03:11:18] It's not your iron. Yeah, that doesn't help. I need chicks more. He look he has everything

[03:11:33] Let's go

[03:11:42] All right, bro like I found shit so fast. I literally could not find iron

[03:11:47] I offered you to do one be one you've said the cake. All right. I should have bro. So it's three three

[03:11:52] I think so. So basically we have connect for

[03:11:57] We we have connect for geogester or roblox spelling bee

[03:12:03] Good a geogester

[03:12:06] All right, well, it's first of five so I have to win two all right

[03:12:10] Do the can you send me a link to the 1v1?

[03:12:13] Yes

[03:12:14] All right chat. Well, this might be the end so get your GGs ready

[03:12:18] So we're gonna do we're gonna do a community world which is the map

[03:12:21] We're gonna do best of five or do you want to do best of three?

[03:12:25] It's up to you

[03:12:27] Best of five best of

[03:12:29] Best of five first three games regular if we go to a fourth no move if we go to a fifth no move no Pando zoom

[03:12:35] Max round time limit. I'm gonna give 60 seconds just so we're not fucking walking around time after guess 15 unlimited rounds and

[03:12:42] Then the rest is normal here is the link

[03:12:51] All right

[03:12:53] Get in emote only chat

[03:12:56] This might be over so

[03:12:58] Ggs there's no you ready. I already asked them for USA only he said. Oh, yeah, I'm ready. Can you hear me?

[03:13:05] Do you want me do you want me to start right now? I'm ready. Let's do it. Good luck to you brother GGs

[03:13:16] Oh wait, make sure you have your chat in email only it is

[03:13:20] Mods their much out of me. I know where this is, but I don't know where it is man

[03:13:27] Okay, so this is obviously

[03:13:31] Sahara desert, but where is the desert?

[03:13:35] What the fuck is that that's a place

[03:13:45] It's in the United States.

[03:13:52] Bro, where is the Tejera Desert?

[03:14:00] I'm just gonna go here.

[03:14:01] Oh my god, I clicked the spot.

[03:14:02] I said I didn't.

[03:14:03] Good luck, bro.

[03:14:04] Good luck.

[03:14:05] Hey.

[03:14:36] Honestly

[03:14:38] I'm gonna go just over here. I'm gonna make a guess to force them

[03:14:48] Wait, what did you go? Why did you go cause I stand I saw something I guess way too quick

[03:14:53] I don't know. I guess Italy. I just don't rush it. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine

[03:14:57] Let's say our time here. Where did you see?

[03:14:59] I don't think you saw Russian. Let's talk here. Hey, we can talk. Where do you think we are right now?

[03:15:04] I know where this is like what's it's better than Jersey. All right, let's see here

[03:15:11] Okay, so we have a car

[03:15:14] We do have a car we also have a truck there's a lot of greenery a lot of green is it green?

[03:15:19] Skinny very skinny trees any trees. This is oh my gosh, you know this is

[03:15:26] I'm not very sure I'm God. I'm taking a wild yesterday because I played Daisy before I'm not kidding

[03:15:32] I'm actually taking a guess cuz a day Z. I want to see if I'm accurate

[03:15:40] Why are you guessing why are you get dude it is never like I'm gonna okay were you

[03:15:47] Were you trying to like cheese there?

[03:15:50] It's never gonna be in that it's never gonna be in that part of Russia

[03:15:56] Because that parts like got almost no cover

[03:16:02] Oh my gosh.

[03:16:12] What the fuck?

[03:16:14] The only reason I'm guessing this is because I saw a starboard.

[03:16:23] You're a gay.

[03:16:25] Brother, did you not- Wait, what? Wait.

[03:16:28] I only have 256 howl I saw the word pizza. I thought it was it a ring

[03:16:37] It was Spanish as the language Ron

[03:16:45] What language are you seeing here Spanish? Mm-hmm, so what would that tell you?

[03:16:50] Mexico, right?

[03:16:52] Oh, that's a minefield?

[03:16:54] Wait, what?

[03:16:56] Where are we?

[03:16:58] We're out of minefield.

[03:17:04] Wait, what?

[03:17:06] We're in a minefield.

[03:17:08] Like that area that's closed off, it just says minefield.

[03:17:11] I don't know where we are.

[03:17:13] We're getting a lot of cloudy days.

[03:17:16] Wow, why is there a minefield all the way to the fucker over there?

[03:17:19] I took emote only off for seconds. I thought I won or I lost a bit. All right back emote only come on

[03:17:25] Can I do this come on all my days? We're doing best two out of three, right?

[03:17:30] Or three to five you have to do best out of three or you want to do three out of five?

[03:17:37] My god, oh my god, I do clean to America only like this is fucked

[03:17:42] No, what America?

[03:17:44] You can have a chance, that's what me and Jinx are doing.

[03:17:46] Small percentage of the world.

[03:17:48] You and Jinx, you did America? Well, you and Jinx, you're both ass and geogas.

[03:17:50] What the fuck? You could not want to be too ass and geogas to look up.

[03:17:54] I could 1v2 you on geogas.

[03:17:56] No, you couldn't.

[03:17:58] We'll do that one day.

[03:18:00] Oh, I know where this is!

[03:18:02] I don't know where this is.

[03:18:08] I'm not getting any like great guesses in here. I've been doing pretty bad.

[03:18:12] doing really bad. Just a kind of a safe bet. The hills look like Ecuador. Alright so that's

[03:18:30] 1-0 on that. Hit continue ready again we'll just jump right back in. No we're going to

[03:18:38] do two more regular ones and if somehow you win one match then we do no move. Unless you

[03:18:44] want to do it, we could do best of three and then have this one be no move and then the

[03:18:48] next one be no move, no pan, no zoom instead of best of five if you want to do that. We

[03:19:01] could either do best of five first three games. If I win them in a row it's over. If you win

[03:19:07] We would do no move on the fourth one and then if you win it again

[03:19:10] You would do no move no pan to zoom on the fifth or we do best of three this that first game was regular

[03:19:15] This game would be no move next game. No Jersey only

[03:19:20] No

[03:19:21] lame

[03:19:23] You're trying to con me into somehow winning this by giving yourself an edge. I

[03:19:29] Gave you two options. What should you choose it?

[03:19:32] Okay, so what's the better option here chat which one?

[03:19:37] Mmm...

[03:19:39] ...

[03:19:41] They're saying option number two.

[03:19:45] So you want to do best of three, this game would be a no move.

[03:19:49] Best... Give me best of five, let's go, come on, I'm locked in.

[03:19:51] I'm actually locked in.

[03:19:52] Okay, so no, then we're doing...

[03:19:54] I'm locked in, let's go.

[03:19:55] We're doing the next two are move.

[03:19:56] Just, just, you're fucked anyway, bro. You're done anyway.

[03:19:58] Alright, next, next, next, you're gonna...

[03:20:00] You're done anyway, and I'm gonna talk to you the whole way.

[03:20:01] Good luck.

[03:20:02] I'm gonna talk to you the whole way.

[03:20:03] Yeah, you can talk to me, don't talk to me.

[03:20:04] Bro, I'm about to make you fuck.

[03:20:05] Oh my god, this is easy.

[03:20:07] This is Bay of New Jersey!

[03:20:09] No.

[03:20:10] Okay, so we're seeing a lot of-

[03:20:14] Let's play that game. Let's not-

[03:20:15] Not Brazil.

[03:20:16] Wait, what? How did you-

[03:20:17] Not Brazil.

[03:20:19] How does he-

[03:20:20] Not Brazil.

[03:20:21] That is actually cringe.

[03:20:23] Dead serious? That is-

[03:20:24] That's Indonesia.

[03:20:25] Anytime you see some shi-

[03:20:27] Dude, you just get-

[03:20:28] You just get good at the game when-

[03:20:29] They're not good.

[03:20:30] Like, I'm not saying I'm great,

[03:20:31] but like, I'm better than the average person

[03:20:33] at guessing geography.

[03:20:38] Where do you think we are I know where we are actually could be the U.S.

[03:20:46] You're an idiot

[03:20:50] Wait, oh that time we were in Kazakhstan

[03:20:54] Back to your second guess on the last one. Well, you didn't wait to see any road signs or anything

[03:20:59] You were just going out a drop on the right. What's like you asked?

[03:21:04] Wait, don't don't don't don't

[03:21:06] Where is it on the

[03:21:26] I think I just had a bad guess there

[03:21:31] I did the exact tip you just told me

[03:21:33] Run. Run. You're looking at... Okay, in Indonesia, they don't speak fucking Spanish.

[03:21:40] Can we just do US only?

[03:21:42] And you saw it everywhere it was fucking Spanish.

[03:21:44] Yeah, after this one, we'll do one US only.

[03:21:47] Just to give you a last ditch effort.

[03:21:51] I know where this is shot.

[03:21:53] You don't know where this is.

[03:21:54] I think it's Bayon, Majority.

[03:21:55] What? Give me... Okay, what continent do you think this is in?

[03:22:00] I see a volcano

[03:22:04] There do you see a volcano erupting on screen? It's erupting on everything. It's not a volcano. I'm not seeing a volcano

[03:22:13] This is gotta be chat where does nor live in the world?

[03:22:19] Because I've seen him get beat up outside of his house and it looks like this house I

[03:22:27] Mean I think a guest bro. I think a guest of a country

[03:22:30] Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my. Yo, you're, this is, you might be the worst player that

[03:22:47] I've played in GF. Yeah, I don't know outside of the U.S.

[03:22:50] All right. So we'll do that. We'll do United States.

[03:22:53] Okay. I'm going to suck on a gummy for this one too. I'm actually right. Let's go. Let's

[03:22:58] All right, US still just regular move ready if I win this it's over

[03:23:05] Well, I'm 4-3. It's not over over, but I win this game

[03:23:12] Wait, is this US only? Yep

[03:23:23] You are solely idiot

[03:23:28] Not North America, you just guessed Mexico.

[03:23:32] It's Mexico.

[03:23:35] United States.

[03:23:39] I'm sorry, Mexico.

[03:23:39] I'm sorry, New Area, because...

[03:23:41] To me, Mexico, you guys are a part of us.

[03:23:44] It's over, bro. This is day on New Jersey, I knew it.

[03:23:47] This actually could be New Jersey.

[03:23:50] No, I actually do think I know what this is.

[03:23:51] I'm gonna say a while, Mr.

[03:23:54] Oh, that's not New Jersey.

[03:23:55] I think...

[03:23:58] That's not New Jersey

[03:24:12] Good game Ron

[03:24:14] No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[03:24:16] Do you want to run a pack?

[03:24:18] That's... give me one.

[03:24:22] Ron, you just...

[03:24:24] Ron, you said US only, US only, please US only, US only.

[03:24:27] I put it on US only.

[03:24:29] We're obviously in like Joshua Tree National Park.

[03:24:31] You guessed Mexico.

[03:24:32] Oh, I'm God, I fucked up.

[03:24:33] And then there's a fucking palm tree.

[03:24:35] Please let me go one more.

[03:24:36] There's a fucking palm tree.

[03:24:38] Oh, God, I'm trying, bro.

[03:24:40] I swear to God.

[03:24:42] You're horrible.

[03:24:43] This is for fucking shits and giggles, dude. You lost that one.

[03:24:54] This could actually be New Jersey.

[03:25:13] You got Pencilvania on every guess. Nope, that's all pen. You went the same exact spot. You literally went the same exact spot.

[03:25:24] See, you would be better at this than me.

[03:25:30] You jailed

[03:25:44] Come on actually a perfect guess

[03:25:52] Trash can't set Phoenix Arizona

[03:26:01] Do you like not look at anything that you're near

[03:26:10] You guessed first

[03:26:17] Okay, I know that yes, I do. I hope you know this one

[03:26:22] a little close again run trash can said Miami how do you just see where where is it okay

[03:26:35] just look at a trash can I guess everyone's fucking did their trash day what is it fucking

[03:26:46] Friday? Did everyone fucking bring in their trashcans?

[03:26:56] Wow, this really could be New Jersey.

[03:26:58] This kind of looks like Cherry Hill.

[03:27:00] Don't ever disrespect Cherry Hill like that.

[03:27:03] Okay, so when I get close to the trashcans, they despawn.

[03:27:05] Got it.

[03:27:07] What? It updates.

[03:27:13] I can't read it this time.

[03:27:15] I was gonna say the trash can cheese has been working now

[03:27:38] Wow

[03:27:40] Yo, you can use your chat here.

[03:27:42] I'll get back to that.

[03:27:43] I'll let you use your chat here.

[03:27:44] I'll get back.

[03:27:49] What the fuck is this?

[03:27:56] Yeah, there was this Austin Bay on New Jersey.

[03:27:58] I- Like, you guys are useless!

[03:28:01] Oh my god.

[03:28:06] Trash can run.

[03:28:07] What does it say?

[03:28:08] Read it.

[03:28:09] Oh, fuckin—

[03:28:11] What is it ten?

[03:28:11] What Ron? What does it say?

[03:28:17] Wyoming.

[03:28:19] That's not even the US.

[03:28:23] That's not even the US!

[03:28:24] Ron Wyoming doesn't have like many trees in most of it.

[03:28:30] Alaska is not a state.

[03:28:32] Is it? Wait is it actually a state?

[03:28:39] This is a recycle bin.

[03:28:44] Twist my ball.

[03:28:45] Okay, now you're only looking at trash cans, you got to look at other stuff.

[03:28:52] Bad death.

[03:28:56] That actually was better. You might win here. That's crazy, they had a snow route. I thought it was gonna be like way north.

[03:29:03] I think I know this spot. I think I know this. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I know this. Oh my god. I know this.

[03:29:20] Yes.

[03:29:21] What?

[03:29:27] Not much HP left.

[03:29:29] Is that me?

[03:29:34] 20 mile an hour speed zones.

[03:29:39] That tells you something, Ron.

[03:29:41] What does that tell you?

[03:29:44] Are you taking off?

[03:29:47] They got a Denny's in the distance.

[03:29:49] What does that tell you, Ron?

[03:29:54] Did that give you anything?

[03:29:59] I

[03:30:07] Why I thought it was why I did that again why and it worked twice I deadass I deadass serious thought it was why

[03:30:13] I'm dead serious. I thought I mean I lost regardless. I lost around this. I'm just bad at geogester bro. I'm just I need one more game

[03:30:21] You only have two options Ron. One's my game. One's the neutral

[03:30:25] Connect four. Connect four, Chad.

[03:30:28] The row blocks spelling bee.

[03:30:30] I feel like I have to do row blocks, though.

[03:30:33] No, but are you, is he smarter than me?

[03:30:36] Well, we would, we would play multiple rounds

[03:30:38] because it's just like if you fail once you lose,

[03:30:40] we would probably do like best of seven

[03:30:42] on a fucking spelling bee.

[03:30:45] You're, you can't spell or think so it's over.

[03:30:50] Oh my god.

[03:30:51] Chad, what do I choose here? Spelling bee?

[03:30:54] like spelling okay can you be honest with me and I have your chat yeah what

[03:30:59] are you better at spelling or using your brain

[03:31:04] chat I don't know chat what am I better at I'm looking at your stream right now

[03:31:10] all saying connect not to stream seption they're saying I'm better at I don't know

[03:31:16] like I I don't I don't play connect for often but like not I would say I'm

[03:31:22] probably I don't I think there's like an equal I'm equally good at both like stop

[03:31:30] spamming ff bro I'm not surrendering oh my god if you are my position what would

[03:31:36] you choose here are you asking me yes I would add I would say if I was you I

[03:31:45] would pick spelling bee because if you win spelling bee then we go to like a

[03:31:52] really clutch connect for scenario for yourself whereas if you win connect for

[03:31:59] and then dud like six words in a row on spelling bee and lose and that would be

[03:32:05] like a pretty pretty depressing loss it's not spamming white flags in my

[03:32:10] fucking chat bro I'm not throwing it up fucking dorks how do we do a private

[03:32:17] match on Roblox though. I'll make it.

[03:32:21] Oh, this hat is cringe, bro. Like, what happened to this community, bro? Just throwing up white flags?

[03:32:26] Like, do you guys not have fucking faith in me?

[03:32:30] Chat, what's the most used spelling bee?

[03:32:34] Is it just spelling bee?

[03:32:40] I need a warm up. I need a warm up.

[03:32:43] But I'm looking into a lobby in this to see if this is the right one.

[03:32:48] There's like nine different spelling bee games.

[03:32:51] This is not it.

[03:32:54] What is the one that I played with steak?

[03:33:00] I think it's this one.

[03:33:02] Okay. Yeah, hold up.

[03:33:03] I'll change my game.

[03:33:04] Servers.

[03:33:07] Configure.

[03:33:10] So this is what kids fucking use all their brain power on.

[03:33:12] is this fucking bullshit game?

[03:33:19] What the fuck do you even have, bro?

[03:33:23] Who the fuck is Spargenery Coliburidio?

[03:33:27] Okay, ready? I am linking it to you.

[03:33:32] Don't share that link with Chad.

[03:33:35] Because they will be able to join.

[03:33:38] I'm not indicating the generation of children is actually over.

[03:33:40] What am I looking at on this game?

[03:33:42] Do you want to do moderate words?

[03:33:44] Do you want to do advanced?

[03:33:45] Like how hard of words do you want to go?

[03:33:50] Chat, what are you saying?

[03:33:51] I'm somehow playing along.

[03:33:51] What do you think?

[03:33:52] I got to load up.

[03:33:54] How do I open it in my game, though?

[03:33:59] Random's lame.

[03:34:01] If you click that link, it should bring you maybe to the site,

[03:34:04] and then you just open it up.

[03:34:05] It says error when I load that link.

[03:34:08] Error?

[03:34:08] Yeah.

[03:34:10] I'm getting an error.

[03:34:11] This is error code too many requests.

[03:34:14] Hold up.

[03:34:16] He's going to win on any mode.

[03:34:18] Yo, I'm not kidding.

[03:34:19] I'll start timing people out just hating on me, bro,

[03:34:21] for fucking trying.

[03:34:24] All right, try this link.

[03:34:29] It just says this.

[03:34:30] Look.

[03:34:35] Just fucking check it.

[03:34:36] What does it say?

[03:34:37] Put the baby.

[03:34:38] Put the baby rage.

[03:34:39] I'm just going to do it as it says.

[03:34:43] Too many requests.

[03:34:45] Chad, how do I fix that?

[03:34:47] All right.

[03:34:49] First time chatter is coming in.

[03:34:50] Let me shut.

[03:34:52] I can't shut down the server.

[03:34:54] Figure.

[03:34:56] Just chat us how funny, bro.

[03:35:01] How about that?

[03:35:01] Bro, lost the Joe Bort.

[03:35:03] Give it up.

[03:35:03] I can't.

[03:35:04] If that doesn't work, you might have to make it yourself.

[03:35:06] This one works.

[03:35:07] But I don't know the email and account password to this.

[03:35:10] Owla, do you have the account password to Shockwave 419?

[03:35:15] I might have it.

[03:35:15] Hold on.

[03:35:18] Wait, you're not signed into Roblox.

[03:35:20] No, I am.

[03:35:21] I am.

[03:35:22] But I don't have.

[03:35:23] I need.

[03:35:24] This one is different, though, because I got banned or mined.

[03:35:30] Joe, you have 14K or are you botting your viewers?

[03:35:32] Yeah, me and Ron bought all of our viewers.

[03:35:35] This is true.

[03:35:36] and he bots in here, makes some noise

[03:35:38] and tries to see something.

[03:35:42] Outlaw, can you give me a new Roblox account?

[03:35:44] Back to just log in real quick so I can do this.

[03:35:48] You know you're doing good, bro,

[03:35:49] and they say you bot, man.

[03:35:50] That's how you know.

[03:35:52] Life's fucking great, bro.

[03:35:54] Can't bro.

[03:35:55] Unless you have a dead chat with like fucking 10K,

[03:35:58] then they're like, okay, no, you're botting.

[03:35:59] Well, sometimes you can have a dead chat

[03:36:00] and play video games, sometimes.

[03:36:02] That's valid, that's valid.

[03:36:05] But I will have bro any time chat ties down somebody pops in good chat. Why does your ass needed a live chat to watch a streamer, bro?

[03:36:12] There's a lot of people on here for the chat year for the stream

[03:36:16] There's a lot of lurkers here. I feel like to any lurkers in the chat. I

[03:36:20] Think like the majority of twitch viewers are lurkers

[03:36:25] My big toes your honor you get a joint cuz I'm like perpetually losing a game against myself

[03:36:34] So what we get drunk? So what we smoke weed? Wait, Outlaw's right there in the account info.

[03:36:44] Wait.

[03:36:54] Doesn't work.

[03:36:56] I need to step. Joe, do you every get horny? Brother, what?

[03:37:09] I'm just asking questions, bro. I'm waiting for an account.

[03:37:12] Yo, can someone- Trying to fill air? I'm practicing right

[03:37:15] now. Can someone dead ass DM outlaw an account, please? I could finish this bro for a price.

[03:37:20] I could show them better, please. How do you spell pansegraph? How the fuck

[03:37:23] You know how to spell pantograph. Oh, yeah, you're done. You're actually done. Chad. He doesn't know how to spell pantograph

[03:37:39] Outlaw, can you tell him? Oh my god, I gotta verify. I'm not a bot. Oh, it's an oh

[03:37:46] Start puzzle bro using the arrows connect the same two icons to the top

[03:37:54] submit

[03:37:59] submit

[03:38:01] oh my god I was saying asthma? I thought you were saying asthma

[03:38:05] what the fuck is asthma?

[03:38:08] it's not you say that shit, oh my god I saw my Minecraft launcher open

[03:38:13] am I fucking stupid?

[03:38:15] don't answer that

[03:38:23] What is it?

[03:38:30] Wait, am I actually fucking dumb?

[03:38:45] It never does it.

[03:38:46] It never does it.

[03:38:48] It never does it.

[03:38:52] It never does it.

[03:38:56] Yup.

[03:38:56] Is it this?

[03:39:01] OK.

[03:39:04] Incorrect password.

[03:39:04] My chat's trying to spell the words while I'm dying.

[03:39:06] Oh my god.

[03:39:07] It's incorrect password.

[03:39:08] Outlaw is useless, confirmed.

[03:39:14] Someone give outlaw an account.

[03:39:15] Nemo, give me your account or your band.

[03:39:22] I

[03:39:24] Could pick a different word if you are a different game

[03:39:31] How do I turn this fucking audio off I'm just like perpetually dying

[03:39:36] Jons, I'm gonna block you. I'm not even kidding. You're actually just a burger

[03:39:42] Oh, I've Geo open. Oh my god, I hear the Geo music

[03:39:45] Wait, if I win this, you give me 100 sod.

[03:39:51] You're not going to win though.

[03:39:52] Everyone knows I'm smarter than you in video games, bro.

[03:39:54] Like, bro, Joe, the thing about me is maybe I'm not good at first person shooters.

[03:39:58] Maybe I'm not good at like board games.

[03:39:59] Maybe I'm not good at like tactical games.

[03:40:01] Brother, I'm smart.

[03:40:02] I'm not dumb.

[03:40:03] I'm dead.

[03:40:04] I'm not dumb.

[03:40:05] I'm not dumb.

[03:40:06] I know how to spell.

[03:40:07] Bro, you know what my GPA was in high school?

[03:40:11] like a 2.8 no what was it so 2.1 oh I highballed you

[03:40:29] it's not need to be rude 2.1 is no need to be rude Joe it's no need to be rude

[03:40:35] bro everyone has their own you know ways of doing shit in life 2.1

[03:40:40] Adron and incentive a connection. Yeah, but he's not are you signed into an account? I just signed out of it, bro

[03:40:46] Because I thought I needed new count on

[03:40:49] It says I'm a huge wait why it says every passwords wrong. I'm

[03:40:54] Okay, so can does any of my mods have an account like or do I have to just create a roblox account right now?

[03:40:59] Like this is nuts like

[03:41:01] What does that first time chat even fucking mean you're probably going to scream but at

[03:41:13] least I'll enjoy it I suggest you lock your window what what does that even mean seems

[03:41:24] kind of like a threat, but also maybe a flirtatious chat at the same time.

[03:41:31] I don't know what that fucking means.

[03:41:35] Okay, I got one. Doc Pancake, it worked. Oh my god, finally.

[03:41:42] Do you need me to reset the link? Are you able to join?

[03:41:44] In a second. Hold on. I'm signing in. Oh, he's got two-step verification.

[03:41:48] Yo, someone tell Doc Pancake what his two-step verification is. Someone please tell me.

[03:41:54] You're in the game. Hold on. I'm not the game. Give me one second. Okay, so I'm in the link.

[03:42:09] And then now I need to open up the website. Ron, I've died about a hundred times, man.

[03:42:16] And then outlaw, give me the new two step right there. Right there. What was that one?

[03:42:20] Okay, I'm about to be in. I'm about to be in. I'm about to be in. I'm about to be in.

[03:42:23] Okay, are we doing best of like nine like first to five wins chat? What do you think first to five or no?

[03:42:30] Cuz it's like if you spell a word walk wrong once you lose

[03:42:37] Okay

[03:42:41] Give me one second, baby, I'm about to join okay, Joe

[03:42:47] Your word is proclamation

[03:42:49] Oh man, wait you have your own fucking skin

[03:42:54] Please spell neighboring well, I didn't make it wait. That looks kind of fucking ugly

[03:43:01] Spell fluorescent. Do you have your own skin? I don't know I'm ready though. Hmm. I want to be talking

[03:43:07] What?

[03:43:08] All right.

[03:43:10] Ready?

[03:43:11] Why are you so mad, man?

[03:43:12] Okay, first five.

[03:43:13] First to five.

[03:43:14] First to five.

[03:43:15] First to five.

[03:43:16] First to five.

[03:43:17] Five wins.

[03:43:18] Five wins.

[03:43:19] You're not only.

[03:43:20] You're not only.

[03:43:21] Oh my God.

[03:43:22] This is for everybody.

[03:43:23] I think I'm going to go first.

[03:43:24] Wait.

[03:43:25] Silence when he pronounces the word.

[03:43:26] Okay.

[03:43:27] I got that.

[03:43:28] Good luck.

[03:43:29] Next up, Adolescent.

[03:43:30] Wait.

[03:43:31] What?

[03:43:32] No, no, no, no, no.

[03:43:33] I

[03:43:41] Low key what was that?

[03:43:44] No, we rock we rock with this way that was just bad on my part. I'll give you one

[03:43:48] That's you guys I start if I lose you can't one because I have to start okay, but if I lose

[03:43:55] Fuck wait, I'm at a throne alright spell adversity. Oh my god, you're kidding me

[03:44:04] Can you spell charisma

[03:44:13] H oh my I'm a fucking idiot one one. No, I actually knew that one. That's a cell. That's a cell

[03:44:19] No, I was like we look you gotta be like first to ten you look you gotta be like first it like you want to go first to ten wins

[03:44:26] First to ten wins, okay?

[03:44:30] The next word is transportation

[03:44:38] Spell stereotype

[03:44:44] Doesn't look right to me Ron

[03:44:49] Brother, I mean oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god, dude

[03:44:55] All right, so it's two one

[03:44:57] Yes, gotta keep track of a score. Wait, this is too hard. I go first every time

[03:45:01] So if I just get the first word wrong you win

[03:45:03] So it's like you haven't even technically gotten a win yet, right? I did your word is expenditure

[03:45:14] Can you spell featherweight

[03:45:19] I don't know now we got back and can you spell sentimental please spell skeleton

[03:45:31] you just killed a Minecraft skeleton wait can we actually do a lower class this is like

[03:45:46] This is. No. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

[03:45:52] OK, OK, OK. The next word is solidarity.

[03:45:56] I don't even know what that means.

[03:45:59] All right, try spelling imprisonment.

[03:46:07] Can you spell parallel?

[03:46:09] No, no, this is actually cheese.

[03:46:12] The next word is insinuate.

[03:46:19] Like, you have parallel or one.

[03:46:22] You have parallel.

[03:46:23] You have parallel.

[03:46:25] Let's take it. All right, it's for one.

[03:46:26] I can do I can make a randomizer.

[03:46:28] Make it randomizer. Make a randomizer.

[03:46:29] Make it randomizer.

[03:46:31] He had parallel.

[03:46:34] If I start getting creamed on fucking randomizer, though,

[03:46:36] because I get really hard words, we're switching back.

[03:46:40] Spell pronunciation

[03:46:46] Can you spell malapropism

[03:47:10] Please spell melancholy Alright, spell frontoethmoidectomy

[03:47:25] You didn't even try!

[03:47:37] You can get him to replay it on the right.

[03:47:43] Come on bro, again, again, again.

[03:47:46] What is the score?

[03:47:47] What's the score?

[03:47:48] It's one.

[03:47:49] It's fine.

[03:47:50] Let's go.

[03:47:51] Let's go.

[03:47:52] Come on.

[03:47:53] Let's go.

[03:48:06] Next up, sagacious.

[03:48:14] We're doing 1st to 10, right?

[03:48:18] Yep.

[03:48:19] Are you just banking that I get hard words for the next thing?

[03:48:22] I just, I just wanna play it, come on.

[03:48:26] All right, Spell Deleterious.

[03:48:36] Bro, Deleterious?

[03:48:38] Wait, what the fuck?

[03:48:39] Wait, wait, wait, wait.

[03:48:46] I hope you realize if you get to six, six,

[03:48:47] we're going back because I meant to just abandon it

[03:48:49] for starting for every word, yes.

[03:48:51] Because I start everyone every...

[03:48:54] It is random.

[03:48:55] The next word is vague.

[03:49:00] The next word is multiplication.

[03:49:03] Multiplication, Ron. That's very easy.

[03:49:08] Your next word is anaphylactic.

[03:49:17] Spell bronchitis.

[03:49:21] All right, try spelling atmospheric

[03:49:30] Next up hemisphoerectomy

[03:49:38] I mean kill my fucking asshole with a dillido bro

[03:49:42] Hemisphoerectomy

[03:49:43] the fuck is a wait what's the what's the score now seven three

[03:49:52] bro like is it seven three or eight seven three bro sorry I'm getting my

[03:50:02] 40s in before this next match

[03:50:08] Spell mistletoe

[03:50:12] Oh my god

[03:50:15] It's a T there's a T

[03:50:18] Seven four seven four seven four you haven't won a single game that I haven't failed on the first try you realize that right?

[03:50:24] You actually haven't won a game

[03:50:26] Come on way this is formatted the way this is formatted

[03:50:29] The next word is B. The next word is Gagan Stan's theory.

[03:50:40] I just, I just don't know, bro. I, I, I, I don't even know what the fuck, like, how is

[03:50:49] that fucking-

[03:50:50] I wasn't even trying to know what he said!

[03:50:52] I wasn't even trying to know what he said!

[03:50:54] You're fucking B!

[03:50:56] Yeah, but I've gotten a hard one on the lap brother no one here is out of three letter word this is fucking rigged

[03:51:07] Watch I'll get a hard one right say four

[03:51:13] Next up acro matta fill

[03:51:16] Oh you're done

[03:51:17] fun.

[03:51:19] Oh, yes, yes, yes, what's the score, what's the score, what's the score?

[03:51:28] 8-5.

[03:51:29] Oh my god, oh my god, I'm coming back, I'm actually coming back.

[03:51:31] Bro, you haven't spelled a word right to beat Ron.

[03:51:36] Stop crying, stop crying.

[03:51:37] You, I, like, are, do you understand what I'm trying to say?

[03:51:39] Stop crying, stop crying, stop crying, play the game.

[03:51:42] Your word is rain.

[03:51:44] All right, play the game, Ron.

[03:51:47] All right, spell end.

[03:51:50] Oh, you gotta be fucking kidding me.

[03:51:52] Your word is aqueous.

[03:52:04] Oh my god.

[03:52:05] Oh my god.

[03:52:06] Oh my god.

[03:52:07] Oh my god.

[03:52:08] Oh my god.

[03:52:09] Oh my god.

[03:52:10] Oh my god.

[03:52:11] Oh my god.

[03:52:12] Wait, where's the talking?

[03:52:13] Wait, you stop talking?

[03:52:14] No talking!

[03:52:14] It's 8-6, because I'm fucking- I'm losing the streak.

[03:52:20] Please, God, if you're listening, give him a sh-

[03:52:21] Alright, try spelling asphyxiation.

[03:52:24] Oh my God.

[03:52:28] Howl now, howl now.

[03:52:34] Oh my God, S-5-6.

[03:52:35] Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, don't call to come back, don't call to come back.

[03:52:39] Yo, if it goes 8-8, we're going back to advance.

[03:52:41] No!

[03:52:41] I hope you know that.

[03:52:42] No!

[03:52:42] That's cheap one by this method that are you all right, then you host you

[03:52:50] Now we're not doing fucking best out of three we're not doing randomizer every fucking while I'll go first next I'm saying next up

[03:52:55] promo chloro-difluoromethane

[03:53:00] Promo chloro-difluoromethane

[03:53:04] Dude, I like

[03:53:06] Ron, you actually, bro, no, actually that one doesn't count because I couldn't try to spell that word.

[03:53:11] And you didn't shut the fuck up so I couldn't hear it.

[03:53:13] Whatever, bro!

[03:53:14] That's 8-7.

[03:53:15] Whatever, bro!

[03:53:16] That's 8-7.

[03:53:17] Whatever, bro, play your cheese.

[03:53:19] I'm not playing my cheese, bro, you're cheesing because you have a four winning streak

[03:53:23] because I'm getting fucking bromoclorophorioration or whatever the fuck this is.

[03:53:27] Shut up when they say the word.

[03:53:29] Okay, bro, sure.

[03:53:30] I'll shut up.

[03:53:31] All right, can you spell bourgeoisification?

[03:53:37] We're going back, we're going back to it.

[03:53:49] No!

[03:53:50] Oh my god.

[03:53:51] Yes!

[03:53:52] Now it's even.

[03:53:53] You got your cheese wins on randomizer, you got a five win streak, because I got fucking

[03:53:57] Words that were nine syllables long, fucking five times their row.

[03:54:02] Now it's a fair match.

[03:54:04] Next up, Glacier.

[03:54:06] No way.

[03:54:08] No way.

[03:54:09] Your next word is Articulate.

[03:54:18] Alright, Spell Embassy.

[03:54:20] No.

[03:54:21] Why?

[03:54:23] Your next word is Optimism.

[03:54:27] Next up sabotage spell accumulation

[03:54:39] There's no way as I lose there's no way you want me to you want me to make it even easier

[03:54:51] There's no way this is the end, Joe.

[03:54:55] Ron, you realize you haven't won a single round against me by spelling a word right,

[03:55:03] like-

[03:55:04] Your word is brusque.

[03:55:06] What?

[03:55:07] Brusque.

[03:55:08] Wait.

[03:55:09] Okay, is it straight, or is it-

[03:55:10] I don't know.

[03:55:11] What am I doing?

[03:55:12] Wait

[03:55:14] Okay, that's is it straight or is it I

[03:55:19] Don't know

[03:55:22] Fine so it's nine nine

[03:55:26] Please Marlon if you're listening

[03:55:31] Please spill accommodate

[03:55:37] What's wrong

[03:55:42] Oh my god.

[03:55:43] Oh my god.

[03:55:44] Oh my god.

[03:55:45] I'm so proud of this game.

[03:55:46] I'm so good at this game.

[03:55:47] I don't want to protest it now before we finish,

[03:55:50] but if I somehow lose,

[03:55:51] you realize this is like the lamest

[03:55:53] when you will ever get.

[03:55:54] I'm so good at this game.

[03:55:55] Because you...

[03:55:56] I should have already won,

[03:55:57] but you lost one and you used it as an excuse

[03:55:59] that I talked over you, bro.

[03:56:00] Go ahead though, finish.

[03:56:01] Next up, vulnerability.

[03:56:08] All right, can you spell Asunder?

[03:56:10] yeah fuck you your next word is peppermint

[03:56:25] can you spell notorious all right spell fantasy your next word is

[03:56:38] is practitioner.

[03:56:42] Wait, I can't get the time, oh my god.

[03:56:44] Alright, 10 cash, 10 cash.

[03:56:45] That is actual cheddar cheese.

[03:56:49] Oh, he had fucking fantasy.

[03:56:57] Doing circles around you.

[03:57:02] Well, chat, this is over, man.

[03:57:04] Next up, abditive.

[03:57:07] Bro.

[03:57:08] All right, can you spell derogatory?

[03:57:13] I couldn't have been more off, I was like a person learning English for the first time

[03:57:26] spelling derogatory, dude.

[03:57:28] You're telling me you haven't heard or seen that word before?

[03:57:31] No, I gotta win one more.

[03:57:33] You said it's one by two.

[03:57:34] You keep changing the rules there every time.

[03:57:36] I lost bro. I mean I just there's no way you keep getting such easy words. All right try spelling opaque

[03:57:46] All right spell right fictitious you talked over I couldn't hear it fictitious

[03:57:52] Right now that one actually doesn't count. I couldn't hear it fictitious. I'm not

[03:57:57] No, I

[03:57:59] You had one I had one that's free. That's fair. That's fair. You had one where you reset

[03:58:05] I have one right there. It's you're up one. I had a reset on a word

[03:58:08] That was like nine syllables. You are such a con man. You're trying to teach it

[03:58:17] Your word is benevolence

[03:58:24] All right spell worthwhile

[03:58:29] your word is non-plussed

[03:58:34] fuck is non-plussed bro

[03:58:39] Ron you guys we're gonna go back and forth can we like

[03:58:41] we have one free beat dad we have one free beat

[03:58:43] one free beat Ron you're such a corn ball bro

[03:58:47] like I'm starting to actually get mad not like out of the content shit bro you

[03:58:50] lost like you fucking lost like eat it eat it bro you're okay we're back we're

[03:58:55] tied. Alright spell extravagant. Alright try spelling endeavor.

[03:59:07] endeavor.

[03:59:10] One more.

[03:59:11] So good. They said we Christ, we're not restarting. You said

[03:59:16] restart. Oh my god, you never said anything, bro. I'm actually

[03:59:21] done I'm at you lost why are we why are we dragging this on next up frost bite

[03:59:30] Oh, so it's not... So is this just like coded to your service?

[03:59:34] Can you spell Assumption?

[03:59:37] Oh, nice.

[03:59:39] GGs.

[03:59:40] You know what, bro?

[03:59:42] Assumption, bro.

[03:59:43] I just...

[03:59:46] Maybe I'm not made for this shit, man.

[03:59:48] I just... I don't know, bro.

[03:59:50] I just...

[03:59:53] Hey, what are your games?

[04:00:00] You're just no one three now.

[04:00:02] Yo, I'm not trying to be a dick either.

[04:00:05] But like Ron, you literally won like one round

[04:00:09] that you actually spelled a word right.

[04:00:11] Like you only got eight rounds on me

[04:00:13] or nine rounds on me because you were doing Landomizer

[04:00:15] and I had to go first every time.

[04:00:17] And if I got it wrong, you just, you got it.

[04:00:21] Like, that's not how a normal spelling bee would work.

[04:00:24] Like you would also have to spell a word.

[04:00:26] And every single time you would have gotten it wrong.

[04:00:29] And then we would have kept going like I actually think I would have like 10 o'key.

[04:00:32] They're gonna kick me down, bro.

[04:00:35] I'm not trying to kick you down, bro. What are you doing? What are we doing?

[04:00:40] Whatever, bro. Take your picture and give it to me.

[04:00:43] Oh, thank you.

[04:00:46] I tried my best, bro.

[04:00:49] Do you have like a plan? Like at what point are you going to like stop doing groovy bros?

[04:00:56] I'm here. I just... I can't...

[04:00:56] Oh, stable Ronaldo, thank you for the 100 gifted subs.

[04:00:59] Yeah, I'm a man of my word, bro, I'm going to pay.

[04:01:02] I just.

[04:01:03] You're a man of your word.

[04:01:04] I thought you were going to do it in payment plans.

[04:01:07] I just don't know, Joe, who do I go next, bro?

[04:01:10] Like, I can't keep losing.

[04:01:13] Who's somebody that you could play that you would beat?

[04:01:17] This is sad, bro.

[04:01:23] Yeah, I think like Plakboy Max is a good pick.

[04:01:26] I think like

[04:01:29] No, I'm comparing you to platform max. I'm saying you could beat plaque boy max. I

[04:01:34] Think you could probably play Lacey

[04:01:38] Um

[04:01:40] you know

[04:01:41] technically

[04:01:42] Your so I see some of your chatter saying Jason Jason did beat me in a you know kind of a rigged bro V bro

[04:01:49] Some would say he selected all the games, but um

[04:01:52] Um, if Jason be me and I beat you, that means you're also worse than Jason by the fall.

[04:02:00] If like we were doing like tournament style.

[04:02:03] Some of my chatters are saying, Jynxie, no chat, he lost to Jynxie the last time.

[04:02:12] He couldn't play Jynxie because he would have to do a rematch.

[04:02:16] I want my rematch then, bro.

[04:02:19] I need something, bro.

[04:02:20] I'm just getting pointing it bro run. I gave you laughing run, but run

[04:02:28] Marlin Dante flight reacts Jake future E Rob. Are you dead ass?

[04:02:33] But bro like you did it

[04:02:35] Do you actually like do you think you actually had a chance at winning that that spelling bee like you think you earned those?

[04:02:40] Those nine rounds where I just spelled a randomizer

[04:02:44] I didn't cheat

[04:02:46] I was 4-0 in advance, you told me to go randomizer, and then I lost like 8 because I got er- er- erdeo- bronchitis or some shit, bronchiotherapy, some shit, like words that don't even exist.

[04:03:16] you

[04:03:46] you

[04:04:16] you

[04:04:46] you

[04:05:16] you

[04:05:46] you

[04:06:16] you

[04:06:46] you

[04:07:16] you

[04:07:46] you

[04:08:16] you

[04:09:16] This chat has actually made you guys attorney and just fucking haters like no one even fucking supports me

[04:09:33] 0 and 3 96

[04:09:37] That's my title

[04:09:46] I'll put it out the way I've landed you

[04:09:48] You'll slip you in round the wall

[04:09:51] Making it for me like a strong mist

[04:09:54] I promise you

[04:09:57] I'm sorry but I just think I'm the right person to say it

[04:10:01] I know they don't sound the way I've landed you, baby

[04:10:05] If I had to walk the world that way

[04:10:08] Over the angle, I'll miss you

[04:10:11] I'll promise you

[04:10:13] Alright, another loss down the drain.

[04:10:38] Tomorrow I have an interview with Complex, and then I'm going to see my mom, and then

[04:10:43] I'm going to celebrate my mom's birthday, and then I'm back for the entire Thursday,

[04:10:50] Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, so I love you guys.

[04:11:00] I'm the fart of Twitch.

[04:11:02] I have 96 IQ.

[04:11:04] I'm 0 and 3.

[04:11:06] I'm 29% body fat and I'm the fart of fucking tWitch.

[04:11:18] I need to get in the lab, bro.

[04:11:20] This is so fucking sad, bro.

[04:11:22] This is so fucking sad, bro.

[04:11:24] This is so fucking sad, bro.