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Hello hello hello hello hello
What's going on man 19 months man
Scooby was such a good guy
He's just a chick
What's going on?
How y'all doing bro?
What?
More hate!
Can I get a hate?
They're our diners. I'm sorry that that man is your father. Let me be honest
He takes a man to be a man your dad. It's not responsive
I'm looking him and wish your grandpa with a world condom
I know the challenge is always gonna be this home
Sometimes our parents make mistakes that affect us until we go. Hey, you're a good kid to me good leadership
Let me be your mentor since your daddy. Don't teach you shit. Never let her me
Good morning everybody.
Good morning.
Today is March 26, 2026.
In case of investigation by any federal entity or similar, I do not have any involvement
with this house or the people in it.
I do not support nor do I know how I am here.
I probably got added by a third party.
I do not support any actions by any member of this group
That's number one number two big country with the 50 gifted. Oh
My days can I get a W big country in the chat? I'm gonna be so fucking honest with you
I'm gonna be so honest with you guys. I need every donation possible
Thank you for the 50 gifted bro, thank you for the 50 gifted pause the music actually thank you for the 50 gifted um I
Will not be stating anything obviously
Lol lol first of foremost happy Thursday everyone. Can I get a hello? Can I get a happy Thursday?
Thank you so much for the 50 gifted give them strokes. That is beautiful guys. Unfortunately. I've got bad news
I've got really bad news
I sold my I sold my kidneys recently so I'll be going over surgery this weekend. I sold my kidneys
I also sold my Porsche. I also soared the Urus. Okay, so I
Decided to pick up a BMW M3 40i
Actually, but it's not a 40i it's an M3
20 I and 30 20 I it's my new car yes I sold everything son me son me son me son
me bro suddenly son me if you know you know I's emoji bro anyways good fucking
morning everyone I spent the last two days drop on me if you missed me the
last two days stumble fat Tardo fuck your five gifted bro stop stunning me
bro stop stunning me dead ass up stunning me so call me the forward of
twitch guys I wasn't live the last two days because it was MC Ben's birthday
Can we get a late happy birthday to MC Ben bro little have MC Ben's birthday?
Little MC Ben's birthday shout out MC Ben happy birthday happy birthday. It's a little early birthday little late birthday
MC Ben is 78 years old. We get a WMC Ben
70 78 yes 78 happy birthday mom. Yes, damn. Yo, what the fuck? I'm just kidding. She's not 78
Bro, I've actually had a lot of good days. Have y'all noticed the glow up or no? Have y'all noticed the glow up?
Have y'all noticed the glow up? Two days don't go by and stable Renoto looks great. I'm deadass. I actually am glowing up.
I'm deadass glowing up, bro. I'm deadass glowing up. So I know you guys always do this cat looking sideways shit,
but look, I'm actually taking care of my health. Dude, my mom started telling me to do drugs, so look what I'm on.
on. I'm on zinc, I'm on vitamin B2, I'm on 30 billion 14 Proyotic strands, I'm on
magnesium glycate, and I'm on ultimate omega. Be honest, is this gonna get me
right or is this gonna turn me into a drug addict? Bro, I'm taking, I'm taking
fucking five different types of vitamins. Is that gonna get me, don't forget
You know what's crazy I haven't taken vitamins a single day in my life be honest does it
help or no does it help I've never taken a single vitamin a day in my life yes bro I
actually don't believe it helps I don't believe everything but read a fuck you bro how about
that yes yes yes yes you can officially quit the gym so that leads me to my next thing
Guys, first and foremost, get your sad faces out.
First, Stable Renaudo missing two days.
During these two days, I had interesting news
approach my desk that I will not be talking about.
But all I could say is, hello, well.
Hello, well, hello, well.
But when Stable Renaudo doesn't go live,
all I'm saying is something is up.
Something is strange.
something is sus.
I'll be starting a GoFundMe.
If anyone would like to support me, I'm just kidding.
Listen, listen, listen, listen.
Guys, I'm sorry for taking two days off, but guess what?
I've been reading the Twitter comm
and I've been hearing what you guys are saying.
And honestly, can I ask you guys something real quick?
Can I ask you something real quick, guys?
Can I ask you something real quick?
Can I ask you something real quick?
First and foremost, by the way, I was late today
because I was watching the faithful sheriff on Twitch.
That guy is actually fucking retarded.
I'm sorry for saying that slur,
if anyone thinks that's a slur.
That guy, like I actually caught myself watching it
because Laze told me to watch him.
That's number one, so fair enough, fair enough.
Number two, number two, number two.
Who's outside?
All right, we're good.
Number two, number two,
we are doing an ultra drop tomorrow.
So WUltra in the chat,
we're doing an ultra drop tomorrow.
Number three, number three,
I will be streaming every single day,
every single day right now.
So today, tomorrow, Saturday and Sunday, okay?
So my schedule is, why are you guys saying calf?
I'm literally about,
yo, do you guys even want me to tell you
my fucking schedule?
Yo, V2 with the 10 gift day, dawg!
Everyone say tank, you give them strokes!
W strokes, bro, W strokes.
Thank you, V2.
We need all type of donations right now.
Tonight, we are gonna be reacting to Kanye West's album!
Yes, I don't know if you guys saw,
but Kanye is dropping tonight.
You guys are always like Ron doing album reaction,
Ron, Ron, Ron this, Ron that, Ron Dale, Ron Dale Dingle.
He officially is dropping his album tonight
and he said, no AI will be used.
Wow, wow, no AI will be used.
So, so it's the, does he know?
Worst case scenario, if Kanye is delayed, we still got Yeet.
Okay, so we will be doing an album reaction tonight.
We will be doing an album reaction tonight.
We will figure it out.
We'll figure it out.
We'll figure it out.
And then number two, number two, on Saturday, on Saturday, I will be going to J. Sinko's
baby shower.
Aw, W. Baby's.
W. Baby, bruh.
J. Sinko's baby shower.
I'm pretty sure everybody is going here.
I'm literally pretty sure everyone is.
Like everyone in this house, every fucking streamer,
I'm not gonna lie, everybody.
So we will be going there.
I low key gotta get them a gift.
Wait, what's a good gift for a baby shower?
Like what do people want as a,
what do people want for a baby shower?
Like I'm really trying to think.
A Lamborghini's 10 gift from Bino.
Thank you so much.
Everyone give him strokes.
Kinda got a W in the chat bro, we need every donation.
I'm not getting him the Lamborghini Stroller, bro.
I'm not kidding.
Bro, I Googled how much the Lamborghini Stroller is.
Brother, $6,000!
Bro, fuck that, fuck that, fuck that, fuck that.
I did not know, I did not know $6,000.
And question mark, I have bills to pay now, no.
No, and I'm not a multimillionaire,
I'm not even a millionaire.
But thank you for all the subs, y'all.
We're working hard towards that.
What was I saying?
What was I saying?
Oh, the 29th, this Sunday, this Sunday chat,
everyone gets your no ways ready.
We are officially doing the VALORANT TOURNAMENT
with Jinxie, yes.
As you guys know, I got first rounded
in the CS tournament due to some bullshit.
Facts are no, facts are no.
Like be honest with my teammate that was asked facts or no, can I can I just I want to know please can I know
Can I know was it my fault that we sold be honest?
Whose fault was it? Whose fault was it? Don't lie. Don't even lie bro. Don't lie. Don't sit here. Lie. Don't sit here alive, bro
yours your brother brother Jason Levine and
kufum
Dog shit players don't ever put me with the never again
Um, number two or number three so that we're gonna play a valentine's tournament this Sunday also guys
I really want to do the garage. Did you guys like the garage sale stream?
Yes, or no the garage sale stream that we did about like a month ago
I would say bro. I'm thinking that we do it again, but this time we do it for real
Facts or no like facts or no, I feel like we do it for real this time
I feel like we get a cardboard we get megaphones. Oh my god mega phones would be fire
We get megaphones. We get flyers. We get everything. We host the biggest garage sale ever
I kind of want to do with Jason. I have to pick a day. So shout out Jason
But as you know, we have a Valorant tournament coming up
So today I'll be to be doing every rank with Mura shout out Mura by the way
If y'all fuck with Mura drop a nose emoji something
We're doing something with Mura today will be to be doing every Valorant rank
Because I want to get some warm-up in and then also I don't care what anybody why you guys putting
nose emojis did I say that I forget what I said that also I don't care what
anybody says I put it on everything on everything bro today I am winning my
first ever rocket league 2v2 tournament on God on everything on everything on
Everything on everything on everything. No, no, no, no, I'm so confident, bro
I will be willing to put up any type of fucking money
Who is the bad money? What's the bad money? Oh my god, who wants to get money?
Who wants to get money? I swear, bro. I swear. I swear. Dude, I swear. Oh my god. Yes god, god, god, god
What do we put it on bro?
I put it on everything and also guys I've been reading your guys's feedback
Thank you for all this subs by the way. Can we get a W and a thank you?
Can we get a what's like an emoji? Scorpion? Scorpion you're the biggest loser in my chat
What's like an emoji to be like this?
Like to smile bro, so it's to smile bro like what is emoji to smile bro like I just want to smile um
Guys I've been reading the Twitter column
I've heard you guys say that you want more IRLs
I've heard you guys say that you want more this this that whatever guys I have it just so you guys know for anyone here
Can we get some can we get some fairs?
Okay, I'm saving a lot of cool ideas for when if we get a new house
Okay, I don't want to do too much of the crazy IRLs like I have some big ones plan
I don't want to do them at this house. There's no point of doing them at this house
Literally, it's it's just blame. I hate this fucking house. Can I get some retweets? I don't know
Maybe I'm just nostalgia farming, but
But honestly at the same time I'm gonna play devil's advocate here, dude
Dude, I don't care what anyone says.
You guys gotta realize that IRLs are then,
desktops are then, we figured out, summertime is soon.
Josh, thank you for the five gift, they're much appreciated.
We're also gonna be traveling a lot more.
Right now is an awkward time,
and I hope you guys kinda understand
because I don't wanna say what,
but there's a lot going on behind the scenes.
And then, why am I getting a one-bit donation?
Okay, let me stop.
Please stop with this one-bit donation.
I gotta time this guy out who's doing this.
I'm not gonna say his name though.
It's a little bit of an awkward time right now
for us, stop putting the Illuminati Triangles.
It's a little bit of an awkward time right now
and once we move, everything will be better.
But I'll be honest with you guys,
I love doing desktops.
I don't really care what anyone says.
I really love doing desktops.
I'm pretty good at like figuring it out, you know?
Here and there we do IRLs.
I like doing desktops.
I feel like I connect with my community.
Yeah, you know what's sad?
You know what's actually sad?
I literally saw a TikTok and I actually liked the comment bro first of all shout out to fucking Mario in the chat
Can I get a W Mario in the chat w fucking Mario w fucking Mario bro?
Look at these fucking clips going out Mario three million views four million views two million views one million views brother Mario
One million music your Mario doing a great job, bro. Shout out Mario
W fucking Mario Mario jam in the chat if you will bro who is there for this shit is whoa whoa
What the fuck was it?
What the fuck did I just?
The next word is the next word is the next word is
What the fuck was that?
Anyways, yo chat. Who is here for this stream? B. I feel like this was a
Goated stream facts or no this Gaggenstans theory
Spell pronunciation bro. I'm not kidding. Can you spell I I want to do a bro verse bro again, bro
I'm so good at it. I feel like I'm bound to win soon facts or no like I'm so bound to win I
I feel like you know what I have to do?
I feel like I have to start betting more money.
No, I'm not kidding either.
I'm not kidding either.
And the reason I'm gonna say that is because it's only a matter of time, matter daddy.
It's only a matter of time until I beat someone and then I can really make money.
Facts are no.
But anyways, I'm getting off topic.
I reposted it.
First of all, look at this classic.
Something unpredictable, but in the end it's right
I hope you've had the time of your life
Can someone put me like an edit?
Who saw the chopper, mate?
I'm another turning point, I'm stuck in the road
Talking about you by the rest of your hands from where to go
So make the best of this terrible mess by
It's not a question but an excellent infight
It's something unpredictable
But in the end it's right
I hope the chat has had its time of its life
Yes
What do you guys think about that?
I'ma say
No this was the clip that I saw and I like this comment
I miss when Ron wasn't as popular. He'd be connected to his chat more even though he wasn't as happy off stream
Bro, you know what I realized I low-key miss staying up super late night talking to you guys bro
Like this type of shit like I saw this shit and low-key made me like look how many people in the chat are retweeting
Bro, like I wonder if some of these people in the chat
I was your guys as escape and you guys miss talking to me late at night man. This is just
Like, late night vibes man, like...
It's one time, one time only, but there's so many people here.
Even if this inspires one person in my chat...
And then I get one viewer in the chat says, I goon to you. I'm uncomfortable.
Stop down yourself.
Um, I, yes, I did streamstite Max yesterday. Um...
What is great high-grading?
Max bought a shitty-ass Lamborghini, I don't know what the fuck this is, but yeah.
Fuck my airbind lookin' at it again.
Yeah, this fucking bum ruined my clip, bro.
Hey, get a real fucking Lambo!
Like who the fuck is this guy?
I'm confused do I have aura did you hear his cameraman that was wrong
I'm gonna be honest with you, bro. I actually might have fucking aura. I better ask might have aura, bro
Who is brow?
Yo, what the fuck is this? Who is this?
Why, oh God, who is this?
The fuck?
Who the fuck is this in the Simpsons?
Anyways, I'm Miss Max, bro.
I'm pretty sure we're all gonna see each other
this weekend for J. Cinco's baby shower.
It seems like everybody's there.
Speaking of the devil,
J. Cinco called Stable and Autoperson invited him
to Lullabepities baby shower
and tried appreciation for rating him.
No, thank you, bro. Congrats to you too, bro. I heard you got the f**k, bro. Can you pull up on me in the lamp, bro?
I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm in the lamb truck. Nobody is stopping me.
Wait, who's gonna be there?
What is this?
To my fans, Bully will not be finished by tonight. Another beef flu in the studio.
What?!
Brother!
Bro, are you fucking dead ass?
It's not real.
What?
Daily Noud.
Oh, of course.
Kekwa.
Kekwa.
Kekwa.
I've had enough.
I'm officially announcing starting today.
Three turns.
I'll be locking in.
I wait.
Yo, I'm actually sick and tired of this dude, bro.
Even speed sick and tired of this dude.
Brother.
Brother.
Lacey, shut the fuck up about tweeting you're gonna lose weight.
Just lose the weight, bro.
I can't.
I actually can't stand people who just non-stop tweet non-stop tweet. Oh, I'm gonna lose weight. Oh, I'm gonna lose weight
Oh, I'm gonna lose weight blah blah blah blah blah blah brother. Just get in the fucking gym
What do you mean says me? What do you mean ironic brother? I don't tweet like
Congratulations brother congratulations congratulations one tweet congratulations
Oh my god, okay, can I be honest with you guys?
I honestly, the best policy.
Marlin I knew was in this since forever. I'm not gonna lie
It's that fucking counter-jagged I'm guessing I'm going up against you, huh?
You are oh, I'm gonna be honest with you guys. I knew about this for months. Is it hard to believe?
Yeah, no, it's that hard to believe penalty
You will be in the next side of a chatty match, but it cost 30,000 pounds
Wait $30,000. What is this? I got it for free. Wait what?
Do you accept the temptation? Yes, I do accept the temptation.
One shot.
That weak ass fucking shot.
I'm gonna be so dead honest with you.
First of all, he needs to work on his footwork.
That's not how you kick off soccer ball.
I've learned, Chad, I've learned.
Look at the hip movement.
This isn't that good.
Stop leaning back and start leaning forward.
leaning forward bro walk with the ball you're too stationary brother you're too
stationary I could coach you if you really want me to coach you bro I could
coach you if you really want me to coach you that's number one that's good
technique thank you bro thank you bro thank you so much I'm gonna be honest
with you Marlon if I see you in the charity match I'm taking you down bro
dead ass I don't care everyone in my way is getting taken down bro last
How conservative women in America act 78 million views 800,000 like 17,000 comments from Druski
Wait, what is this?
Get on your feet!
There's actually- there's no fucking way!
No, he's gonna get killed. I'm not gonna lie. He's getting killed
The war is raging and I ran and we're praying we're praying for all the soldiers and troops
That breaks it's your brain, but I thought all the kids I died when the USA hit the
towers. It broke my heart. That is the...
Oh.
Yo, I, I, yo, what the fuck is this, bro? Yo, Drew, he's the only one who can get
away with this, bro.
I don't know if I'm fresh or if I got it
I'm not
Yo, ew, oh my god, this is a-
Yo, ew
And what ways have you grown closer to Jesus?
I serve a righteous God
What the f-
And that is why we say our-
Who's he referencing?
He's referencing Erica Kirk, right?
Our children
But when I say children, I mean like the holy blessed trinity, which is-
I'm gonna be honest with you, there's zero way that she doesn't see this, right?
Wow, hold the Bible.
Ha!
You're gonna be a saint if I'm back there to find you.
We all cracking.
Yo, watch your fucking, who's we all, bro?
I'm not even kidding.
How did they do his makeup like this?
His hands are like, and it's, yo, this is crazy.
I'm not even kidding call me a little zesty boy I don't really care dude I have
been getting sea salt caramel cold brews every single day for coffee and let me
tell you oh oh it tastes good oh it tastes good call me slay do whatever you
plus 1,000 calories guys it's fine I started going to the gym I went to the
gym like four days ago it's good and Bella will have all organic yes oh my
god another thank you everything organic
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Why artists drop at midnight facts or no?
I'm not even getting
I never understood why artists drop at midnight like
To me it's low-key fucking just like lame like I don't know what it is like bro
I mean I get it, but it's like does anyone here want to stay up that late at fucking night
Be honest that's for charts idiot. Don't call me an idiot bro. I'm smarter than everyone in this chat
I did see this by the way. Yay confirms Travis Scott is on bully
You can't keep doing this, Jack.
A.I. Slop.
and it's been confirmed by yay.
There is no AI on this album tonight.
Do we give it a listen tonight?
Yes or no?
I feel like we stay up tonight.
Album reaction, we stay up for Kanye West.
Thoughts, thoughts, thoughts, thoughts.
That shit is not dropping.
Wait, what are the odds that it doesn't drop today?
Is it high?
The last track has so much potential.
It's like bro, what are you doing with your life? Like what are you doing the fact that he's gonna call this AI to classic brother?
Brother, I'm obviously not one brother. Oh my yeah, whatever bro. What no, no cool. I love
Um reschedule ASAP RONDALE first of all, so call me RONDALE. Okay, I'm actually mad Ron could it come this week too, bro
I miss that
RONDALE
Huh? It's show.
He hates what the hate farmer.
Hold on, listen to a banger.
Wait, what is Jason talking about?
I hit him with the hate farmer hell.
Do you want to see the hate farmer hell?
Wait, what's going on here?
What is this?
Yeah, David a 10 gifted, not vase zoo.
Much appreciated, brother.
Thank you so much for donating $50 to the stable
Ronaldo Foundation.
Much appreciated.
Can we get some amens in the chat, man?
Thank you so much.
He hates what the hate farmer.
Hold on.
You did.
What did I say that I hate farmed?
What did I say that I hate farmed?
I hate farm rage wait who am I guys the phase boys they're cooks. What about me? I'm fine
Yo, let's talk about it. I like what?
What stop playing the victim? What's going on here?
What's going on here?
Let's go thingers first of all rage fuck you that's number one number two
I can see you next week if you really want me to come to Miami. I'll come just me. I'll come so
monkey with the 50 fucking burgers holy shit can I get a W monkey in the fucking
chat holy fucking shit thank you so much for that what is with the love
nowadays bro is everyone trying to make sure I stay fucking alive in this house
thank you so much W monkey in the chat make we get some prayers in the chat
thank you so much W monkey bro holy shit what is that chemo what is is that
Donkey Kong thank you so much monkey much appreciated thank you so much
You wouldn't believe it!
What's that doing?
Is that who I am?
Dude, how is Red Puffer always spawning in?
Is anyone else a little scared?
How did a character come out of a stable Roberto stream?
Did I have a lot of characters that came out of Stable Roberto stream?
I'm really trying to think.
I can't think of anybody, to be honest with you.
Yes, yes. What is this?
Dean? Oh, brother.
Stable Ronaldo tried flexing $10,000 yen in Japan.
$10,000 yen on me.
Should I go back to Japan with someone or should I go alone?
I'm not gonna lie, I really want to go back to Japan.
I want to do a stream, bro. I feel like we didn't do it last time because of...
If I speak I mean big trouble, let me keep my mouth shut actually
Dude with Jason I would on God we down to go with Jason bro. I'm dead ass. I'll be down to go with Jason
Six bucks. No, I got what is ten thousand Yano is Jason on his Riz arc
I saw a tick tock and I don't know if I got one guy. I don't know bro. I
don't know
Mind you he say he clocked matters 74 and a 45
what um oh i did want to see uh this i don't know why i saw my twitter come
talking about this yesterday and i haven't watched it jinxie played truth or dare
during a double e date with muda dare you since you asked me to do something so
gross what do you dare me you dare me to do what exactly i dare you to bark for
for me.
Good boy.
Good boy.
Good boy.
Good boy.
Good boy.
Very good boy.
I just know it's a 950 pound fucking like there's like what am I watching bro?
Like this big ass nose motherfucker here is a squidward to my right bro.
And then I got Jinxia, 28 year old man fucking getting good boy by a fucking girl on VRChat.
What is going on?
Yoxic, delete this fucking tweet, bro.
Out of context, weirdo, Yoxic.
Do your ad read that you illegally post on Twitter that I can report to Elon Mux.
Yatsik, you trying to get me sued or what?
Please delete it.
Thank you.
Please delete it.
I won't fucking hurt you for me.
Please, please, bro.
Just please, man.
I can't even make jokes nowadays, bro.
I have fucking CIA agents in my fucking chat, bro.
Can I get some retweets?
Holy fucking Jesus.
Jesus, yo, why is it when I get on fucking VR chat? I get people like
Telling me to kill myself and dead bodies, but when they do it they have fucking kitties jiggling in their faces from VR chat
Good boy, good boy, good boy, very good boy, all right who's turnin?
The people really, I mean you guys could say yes or no, you guys are probably gonna say
yes because you're fucking idiot.
The people really get turned on by saying good boy.
I'm about Jesus Christ, oh my God!
I'll be honest with you bro, I'm not a man of like, you know what I'm saying,
I'm a man. They have wanted posters out for you in VR chat. I would love to. You know
who I would play VR chat with? I want to so badly. I think that'd be funny. Yeah, I used
to watch Bruce do VR chat. I would love to do VR chat with Bruce. Yeah, I was gonna say
people are already saying that in the chat. I want to do VR chat with Bruce, but I think
that'd be so funny. I'm actually gonna text them. Let me see right now. Wait, why
Why are my text green?
Let's do VR chat sometime this week coming up.
Week coming up.
I also really wanna go to Atlanta sometime soon.
Buddy, buddy.
Wait, I'm confused.
Can you actually like,
do people really jerk off in VR chat?
That ass?
There is no way.
Yes?
It's kind of freaky bro. I'm dead ass kind of freaky. I retired from that. I'll be honest with you guys
I'll admit it while I say it. I like getting jerked off from behind what my mouth cover saying
I'm a good boy too, so I don't blame GC for giggling at this bro
But holy fucking shit. Teddy's in VR chat. This is crazy. This is actually crazy
I will be getting on this with everyone
How bad do you need to call him?
How bad do you need to call him, man?
Damn, this is fucked up.
Al Jason, bro, that fan just wanted to...
Oh my fucking god!
Fucking phone to spell!
You're a brick. If I'm such a brick, you know you're fat, right? Like I'm not even
gonna actually know you're fat, right? What is this? I don't think. Brother, what am I
watching? What did I miss one day of being gone two days?
I don't think so she's been on a couple of days for a while.
Shiasa.
What do you guys do if you can't, oh my god, oh my god, all right.
She's tired, she's tired.
No!
Okay, try to stop her!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Guys!
Guys!
No!
No!
I don't think so she's-
I'm confused, is this what they look like in real life or is it like, like, how
are they making this move, where is this AI detected?
Been on a couple of days for a while.
Shiasa.
How is it moving like this on AI?
But this is some Jesus fucking Christ man
It's the 3d modeling wait, what if I became a vtuber for a day or I get canceled
When I get canceled or no when I get canceled if I got a vtuber outfit
No, no, no. I'm not even kidding. What if instead of the burnt peanut, y'all call me
the radical radish? That kind of got to ring to power the 15! No! Thank you so much, bro.
Thank you so much, Ram, I appreciate it.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Thank you so much, bro.
What images do I have on here, Outlaw?
What do you have on here?
All right, well, that is not the same one that I was...
Oh, here's my...
Yes, here's my VTuber outfit.
Hello there, everybody.
I am stable.
What would be my VTuber name, bro?
Don't make fun of my weight, bro, I'm on a weight diet.
I'm on a weight diet, bro, don't make fun of me.
Dead ass don't make fun of me.
Stable Ronaldo, bro, it's in Floyding, please.
Watch your fucking mouth, bro.
Oh my God, you know what I started watching
last night with Baba?
Bro, I started watching solo leveling.
I'm not even kidding, that anime is actually pretty good.
Shout out to all the nerds in my chat, bro.
The live party's five grand.
Fourth of July party's five grand.
What?
Minecraft stream 22,000?
What?
Heh.
Heh.
Heh.
Heh.
4 repairs.
300,000.
Heh.
Heh.
Let's all smile, bro, and feel good, bro.
Dada asked,
Laze is teaching Sunny how to gamble.
This is all the time bad bruh, this is just bad man.
I'm not even kidding.
This is bad bruh, this is actually bad.
It's almost to the point where like, this is just, yeah man, yeah.
Let me just take a slot deal real quick, y'all.
Yo yo yo, we're here guys, please stop with these tweets.
You guys are gonna get me in trouble, bruh.
Oh let's just stay canceling, I'm sorry.
There's no way I can stream right now what's going on.
Yes, yes, yes, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I.
bro oh my god oh my god bro oh my god i can't even open up fucking twitter bro i deadass can't open twitter
like i'm gonna get in trouble god damn guys we are doing
oh maybe like she's like wiggling her butt a lot more like i don't know you see that it's like
the heck
I don't know
I'm not even kidding. I wonder what sounds Nick makes when he comes I mean stop talking. I just
Yes, we're doing a TV to Valorant soon. I'm gonna be honest with you bro. I kid you not we have a rocket league
Tournament I believe in about like an hour. Do I win? Yes or no that ass. Do I win?
I don't know and then we're gonna 2v2 every rank bro
I really want to win my first ever rocket league tournament has anyone in this chat ever even won a rocket league tournament
I feel like there's always a lot of talkers here, but no one actually does it
Really that shit is not easy that shit is dead ass not easy
Duh back in 2012 I won. I'm a 4x champ Mario. You're not good at rocket league. This is your duo today
You make my blood flow, you know.
I can make it flow even better.
Oh my god.
What the fuck?
Russ?
Russ?
Cheshire I start doing girls shoving girls. I'm just kidding stop stop stop stop stop stop
Muda you stole Squidward's nose, bro. You ever you know that episode where spongebob steals Squidward's nose and he puts it on his face
Bro, that's literally what you did. I'm not even kidding. That's literally what you did. Please shut up
Why is XQC
Welcome to Cooking Child, where me and Jason will go head to head in the cooking child.
Bro, I saw a clip of XQC's dad walking in, can someone link me that?
What was that?
What was that?
Does anyone know?
Like what was that?
Why are y'all saying degloved?
He got grounded.
Wait, I'm confused.
Did he actually got, he could get grounded?
He's a grown man though, confused.
Right now.
Not a fucking word now!
Come on.
What?
Come on!
What?
Shut up, close the door.
Yup!
What?
Why the fuck?
Well there's a solution we gotta...
Can I have a chat?
Shravan's...
Ch...
Can I have a solution a little bit?
Okay.
Yeah man, my dad's right.
It's just fun.
I'm gonna be honest with you, bro. This is
Excuse me, bro. If you need somewhere to stay, bro
You can come to my house anytime man. That's you could always come to my house, man
I'm serious man. You can always come to my house. Don't ever fear man. We could always hang out
Ron Jesse IRL stream ex-QC guys if ex-QC stays in Miami for another week, I'll do it for you guys
I'll go to Miami next week. You guys want me to
I'll go to Miami next week. Is XQC gonna be in Miami for the next week. I'll go
I'll go. I'll do a little Miami part till we'll do XQC stream your age stream
and then
I don't know I figured out but I'm down. I'm down if you guys are
XQC visited the face house in a streamer video game and met stable Renault
Talk to stable Giroldo.
Hey, what's up, dude? I'm Giroldo.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Caden, bro. Yo, where's your girlfriend?
Fuck, you just say.
What?
I know you're hiding in here somewhere.
Hit me up.
You could do so much better than payphone guy.
Dude, I got like 10 cars.
Two outside alone, bro.
I think she's good.
Okay.
First of all, what is this fucking game?
Put this here.
Yo, who the fuck are you?
Let you in tanks in Caden Brentley, bro
You ever see my big clip exposing scheme at twinge con not a file of mine shaft streamers, bro
I'm busy managing carrying this work. Well, the other people here just did go out. Yo true
I actually true said that on my stream you're cooking. They hear you say that in the clip
All right, you're a sliver. Do you actually think they care they know on the boss around here?
I make fuse clan run and they're the content it works
It's time to go.
Ooh, that's cold bro. Yo, chat clip that.
Yeah.
What is this game?
Clip it.
Bro, they don't care. Look, I'll show you.
Yo, Gerardo, your only content is crying and beefing with other streamers.
Yeah.
True!
You're not wrong with the new generation of Fuse Clan, bro.
See, they don't care.
Holy cringe.
Damn, it looks like nothing could ever break up Fuse Clan then.
No one will ever leave.
Yo, what's good, man?
on it sup bonk I'm Caden I'm a musician too I rapping shit wait why are you guys
saying aware it bro that's tight how are you a dork in real life and game
John's I'm dead as you actually type in a twitch chat for a living you have no
other purpose on this earth besides literally typing you know that right like
I'm dead serious like I'm not even like like the joke is up the gig is up
I'm dead as you literally do nothing besides type in twitch chats all day
Well, I'm a head out tell Madison be able to hit me up. Thanks
Hi, next one. Hey, what's up, man? Justin the pain it
Wait, is this game free? I look you're gonna play this. No you you from my stage. Holy seven. I say just
That shit ain't funny
ten dollars never mind yeah I'll talk to you after stream I I got some roblox
dates with some ABG's oh tell us in a BG oh the lazy Tracy you get out of the
way I'm trying to watch this wait Tracy ain't you doing a year long subathon
right now who made this game like so you post about it on the zitter yeah
going I have one of my voice and personality into an AI thing and it's
for me hmm bro you got a fucking
clanker streaming for you dude
careful with those slurs bro when they
take over they'll know who called the
wire packs and who didn't don't piss
him off yes you're actually like what
am i even fucking watching nowadays bro
what the fuck is this man like
generally oh no actually now let me read after next you see clip for you bro
oh my god of no but who'd be the one getting in trouble here bro that she's
not funny by the way dead ass not funny it's not even funny bro like I got hurt
and you guys laugh at that. That's what's funny.
Kingen?
What?
I am.
Wait, I'm confused. It's like every streamer in the world on this game?
I'm down to play this low key.
I'm low key down to play that later tonight.
Pretty much.
Consider this, Ron.
Voss?
Okay, so what I think I want to do with this car channel, I see a lot of people asking
because I'm not pretty consistent with this.
I look you want to go back to reviewing people's garages.
My most viewed videos are reviewing people's garages.
What if I reviewed like streamers garages and like artists and like celebrities and
like all that too with a mixture of logs.
I feel like I'd be way more consistent in this.
It's kind of fun. It's like I feel like everyone in this chat. Correct me if I'm wrong
You're curious of other people's like stuff facts or no
Like I'm curious about who has watches who has clothes who has horror cars who has houses like why would I not just make that to YouTube videos
low-key man
Low-key man low-key sounds good. La Mello ball is an athlete. La Mello ball has cheese tea feet
They don't know I'm talking about the hot Cheetos feet
Hmm, what is this?
damn i guess the theory of bad things happening when state 100s of go live is true
brother how does this have 29k likes 51k
55.1 million is this real?
Ray is facing major this is fake bro this is one of those fake tweets man
how do they get away with it is this fake?
on discord? what?
Wait is it real?
Got ordered by two big streamers, I thought it's one of those tweets
Mighty two out of thirty three and rake
Can you drink the colonnard Quawn?
You a fucking man. I know you a man. I'll fuck you Tate. I got a big black dick chasing the wing letters
Jason the wing letters
You a fucking man. I know you a man. I'll fuck you till you die. I got a big black dick
Huh me, huh me
that wasn't you no okay right you're just gonna be disrespectful how like
that's that's rude no no no that was me wait that was Ray I'm confused why is
Marty in the clip
Marty's on his PC. Oh, I didn't even peep that they were in a three-way call wait. So who wrote this?
That's not me
That wasn't you no
Ray wrote this on what his phone
Can't lie I can't defend that bro y'all saying I defend it low W can't defend that if that is real and rated right that I mean
Say you're gonna I mean, I don't know that's kind of nuts. I'm not gonna lie
Stop putting the low W. That is crazy. I'll be honest with you
I'll be honest with you. I'm just confused man. I like
How the fuck do I not have any type of like deals man facts or no?
Maybe I'm in am I like a my a brand risk or no?
I'm dead serious.
Am I a brand risk?
Like, actually how though?
Like, I'm dead ass. Like, actually how? I don't get it.
I don't get it, man.
Maybe I'm just fucking...
Maybe no one likes me, man.
Dead ass.
Um, versus this, versus this.
Epic Games lays off 1,000 employees.
I did see this.
I'm gonna be so dead honest with you.
Fortnite is actually going downhill.
I can tell you got can I tell you guys something or is it out did it get announced it or no?
Did it get announced yet? I don't know if I should say
Well, let me know let me know if it's in it. Let me see it in the chat if you know what it is
I don't want to say something that's not announced yet
Yes the program I'm not gonna lie I got invited and I declined
I'm gonna be honest with you um
Brother I'm a little confused
It's in Dallas, Texas, and like, there's no crowd.
I was like, Voss?
I was like, Voss?
I was like, bro, last year's pro-am was super fucking cool.
Facts or no.
Like, was it not cool?
Bro, that shit was so dope.
That shit was so crazy.
Like, why would they not do another crowd?
Like, drop a me if you pull up right now
in the chat right now, even if the game is dead.
Drop a me if you pull up to a land right now
with Stumble Roberto there.
No, no, no.
I was gonna go until they told me that,
so there was no crowd.
Bro, I was just like,
I don't know, bro.
I was just like surprised.
I was like saddened.
I don't know.
Deadass, I was like saddened.
What are these Twitter,
I'm not even kidding.
How do they, are they in a group chat or no?
I'm dead ass.
Are they dead ass in a group chat?
I also sold my Porsche.
I also sold the Urus from Leo.
Look at these all accounts they use
so that you can't get it taken down.
She's like, this is the happiest I've been in years.
And like, what the fuck is this, bro?
Holy shit, man.
New Ron clip, post, post, post.
Okay, I'll give you guys a clip.
I stable Renoto and retiring
and I'm giving my account to Scorpiole Thurbrough.
Is that what you wanted?
What is this?
James is a new, I don't know,
I don't know if you've ever seen
where a certain island gets blown.
Who the fuck is this?
No.
Who the fuck is this?
Is there people in this chat that are paid to send me links?
I'm actually curious.
Is there people in this chat that dead ass just get paid to like send me links?
I'm not reacting to no fucking dog shit music.
The fuck?
He's good.
I don't know.
I've never heard of him, bro.
He's blowing up Epstein Isle, though.
Brother, you guys are putting question mark, he's good.
I don't know who this is.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know, bro.
I don't know.
I've never heard of this song, but the title fucking pisses me off, bro.
He's probably is good.
He probably is good.
pisses me off you guys also like me to slimy and says he's good so I'm a little
confused here if I should like listen to his most popular song I saw a picture of
Toot toot toot so war next to to slimy bro
I mean yes, I guess I don't I don't listen to music like this man. I only listen to fucking
Too slimy that's I figure out my fucking yeah
um
What is this?
Lacy causes the tire stream to crash after jumping not even that fat Jack. I don't need to be a circle to lose weight
I'm gonna be honest to the bro
If I start taking reddo when I have a six pack
Would I have a six pack?
I don't know bro, like what if Lacey, oh my God.
Taking peps, now both of these guys are looking to hop on.
Ron and Lacey are now taking peps.
Now both of these guys are looking to hop on Reda, which Lacey at this point in time
has already done that.
But Marlon did ask them both why not just eat less and train more and Lacey came
back with he already eats less and has hit a plateau, which I honestly am not
sure if I believe but if that's actually the case he can add in things like more
or steps throughout the day and lower his.
How many steps is normal every single day?
Let me check my health app.
So, okay, so on March 22nd, I was four days.
So on Sunday I walked 3,000 steps,
the next day I walked 3,000,
the next day I walked 7,000,
then I walked 8,000, and then today I've walked 1,000.
up those numbers calories a small amount to see if anything
change 50 steps a day is not bad
50 steps a day burns approximately 2 to 3 calories.
Oh my god bro.
So basically what I'm hearing is that I'm still up today.
So how much is 5000 steps a day?
150 to 300?
Wait, so how much is 10,000?
So you're telling me, if I walk 10,000 steps a day,
I would lose 700 pounds a day?
Or you did ask?
Actually, precisely.
I've walked 12K steps every day for four days now.
Why don't you join me?
Because then I have to go outside
and then I have to sweat.
And I'm not gonna lie to you guys,
I would work out more if I didn't sweat.
I'm dead ass.
Anyone else agree or no?
It just feels disgusting.
Like nobody wants to fucking sweat, bro.
It's so fucking hot out, man.
It's like, holy shit.
I'm not a sissy boy, man.
I'm not.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
How about, how about, how about, how about,
how about I buy a house at the beach, chat?
How about I buy a beach house?
We live there, right?
Oh my God, cinema.
Stablevernodo lives alone with no streamer besides Lays and Boba and every single day me and Lays just did streams together
Oh my god of cinema. I see it already, bro. I see it already. We go to the beach every day. Oh my fucking god
We do morning jogs. Is that the good life?
What's that like cheapest house in like Newport, okay? No troll when I say this
I'm gonna live with everybody for like at least another year or two, but chat the sad day is coming eventually
Eventually, eventually, we're gonna have to live alone.
Facts or no, I mean it's fairs, bro, it's fairs.
There's gonna be a day where we don't live
with anyone anymore.
So my question is, do I live at the beach
or do I live in California, LA?
Because I'm gonna be honest with you,
generally speaking, I wanna live by the beach.
Let's go to the beach, bitch.
Damn, there's gonna be a day chat
where stable Ronaldo does just desktop streams.
That might be a sad day for some.
That might be a W day for others.
I'll be honest with you though.
I'm gonna be honest.
The day will come probably where I stream every day GTA.
Depending on how good GTA is,
I might end up becoming a GTA streamer.
I don't know.
Generally serious.
Wait, do I have any Realtors in my chat?
Do I have any Realtors in my chat?
How much is a $4 million house a month?
I don't even have $4 million.
So this is gonna be hard.
I'm not even getting holy shit 5 million brother 40k a month
Yeah, GGs boys. Yo, why can't you know what I never understood chat? Why can't houses be free if you build on land?
No, no, no, so put question marks is the beach private?
Yes or no?
My question to you guys, no troll is the beach private?
Yes or no?
Like is this beach private?
Is this private?
No.
So what is stopping me from building on this land?
But why does the government own this land?
Why?
Who decides that?
Me.
This is what I talk about, bro.
Like, if I was a billionaire, bro, I'm dead out serious.
I wouldn't be a billionaire for longer than one day.
I'm dead serious, too.
Like, I'm dead serious.
If I was a billionaire, I wouldn't be a billionaire longer for a day.
I would just give you guys all my money.
I could give a
Actually, how many viewers do we got right now chat? I haven't turned up how many viewers we have
I'm not gonna lie I could give a dollar to every person in chat. That's a bar. That's a bar
I could dead ask of a dollar every person in chat
Matter of fact I could give ten dollars to everybody in chat I
I
Could do that I could do that
Matter of fact, I could give a thousand. No, I can't do that. I
Can't do that. I
Can't do that. I can't Brian. I can't do that. No, I can't how much money would that be if I gave a thousand dollars to every person
In chat, how much money would that be?
How much money would that be they even five gift of Pat Maroon?
190 million, 170 million, wait, 17 million, wait, how much money is Elon Musk's net worth?
Elon Musk is worth 825 billion dollars?
Wait, he could give a billion dollars to every single human because there's only 8 billion
humans.
Wait, that makes no sense.
Why would he not give?
Is that the inflation, if that happened or no?
Yes.
But my question is, if he has 825 billion
and there's only 8 billion humans,
his net worth would be 817 billion.
So he'd still be fine.
I'm confused.
He could give a million dollars to me.
Now I kind of get it, Chad.
No troll, if I did walk up to Elon Musk,
Did you guys ask for a million dollars?
I'll be honest with you, he literally could.
He asked Elon Musk money per minute.
I'm dead ass, I would.
Elon Musk makes about $400,000 per minute.
Per hour, eight to 25 million.
Per second, $6,900.
That's not liquid?
Listen, brother, even if he's making $100 a second, who's the richest person on earth?
Is it him or is it someone above him?
How much does stable rinodo make per second?
There's a calculator stable Ronaldo makes about 12 cents per second
Okay, okay really bro, okay really
That's good. I don't even make 12 cents per daily income approximately 10,000 you guys think I make $10,000 a day
Yes monthly income approximately 400 brother this is kind of I do not make
$400,000 a month and I put that on God y'all don't have to believe in me I
swear to God I don't make $400,000 a month I swear to God I don't make $400,000
you said yourself on God I don't even make $200,000 bro what are you guys
talk bro you're not much money you have to like actually accumulate I'm dead
Serious I swear to I swear on everything I'm guys. I'm such a transparent human. Why do you guys think I'm lying?
Now other people in this house. I can't speak for I've seen some brand just come in holy fucking cheeser
That ass
Dead fucking ass dead ass bro, holy shit, man. Do I want to join the State Farm team?
Kack what Kack what Kack what so every single minute I make about seven dollars. I don't believe that
I don't believe that I
Don't believe that bro. I actually don't believe that I don't believe that spend Elon Musk fortune
Okay, I want to buy an air pod
You've only spent 0.000000% of his stuff. Oh, so not even
Okay, I want a PS5
Okay, I want to psi 5-5. Oh, okay after 8 psi I've now spent 0.000
Okay, I want
A Lamborghini event wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
If I was five get the thank you
Wait if I were Elon Musk? I would buy. I buy one svj
I would buy a Bugatti. I would also buy a private island and then I'd also buy and I also buy
One week in every country of the planet and then I'd also buy
I'd also buy a tank and a golf stream and then and then LA mention
Okay, I'm dead ass, is this real?
I'm not even kidding, is this accurate or not?
I'm dead serious, is this accurate?
Is this even accurate?
Brother, hold on, let me do some math here.
Let me, I'm not even kidding.
Hold on, I'm gonna do some math here.
I'm actually gonna do some math here.
How many SVJs are in the world?
There's like, I'm not even kidding.
There's like, literally like, I think like 1500.
I'm dead ass.
He, hold on now.
Brother, he could buy a hundred.
Oh my God.
I'm not even kidding.
Is it the, Elon Musk goes on Twitter, right?
I'm dead ass.
Does he not go on Twitter?
He goes on Twitter.
Does he not?
He owns Twitter.
He owns.
Yo.
Is this going to work or no?
I guess he's seeing your weak ass tweet.
He's a weirdo?
I mean I don't give a fuck if I can get a free car.
I know he's a weirdo, but I just want to fucking a free car, would y'all not want
a free Lamborghini?
I'm confused.
Ferris, Ferris, Ferris.
I hate you!
I hate you!
I hate you!
I hate you!
I hate me!
I hate you!
I hate you!
I hate you!
I hate you!
I hate you!
I hate you!
I gotta send this to Deji bro. I'm dead ass. I dead ass gotta send this to Deji
Guys we're gonna play video games pretty soon. Okay, so everyone keep calm
Keep calm soon. We're starting soon
So we can kiss right now and Chet won't even know.
I'll do it then.
Alright then.
Yo!
Now if I did that chat, what would happen to this?
No, no, no, not even, not even gonna do it, bro.
Not even gonna do it.
Yo, I'm not even kidding.
Speed me, Spiloki, get away from our man.
Dead ass, bro.
Marlin, I want to eat sushi off Marlin's stomach.
Let me stop talking.
What's wrong with me?
I gotta stop.
I gotta ask, I gotta stop.
Your short ass would still be in frame.
Fuck, bro, how tall is speed?
How tall is speed?
Five foot eight?
Brother, me and speed are the same height.
We're dead ass the same height.
What?
That's cap on?
Haaaa...
...
...
...
LEEEEEEEAP!
Are we going to talk about this classic
IRL stream in LA?
Why aren't we going to get a cl-
Brother, who the fuck is Baxter?
Who the fuck is this?
Who the fuck is this?
LEEEEEEEEAP!
LEEEEEEEEAP!
That's me. Yo, I'm not even kidding.
Do you think Kanye's album is actually gonna be good tonight or no? I don't know, bro
I don't know. I don't know
I don't know, bro. What was his last good album? I'm trying to think what was his last good album?
I'm trying to think
Free Addison and bet I only want to free one of those guys not gonna lie
It's gonna be mid, but you'll gas it up, LMAO.
Um, blue dude covering his mouth.
Guys, do you think I'm a liar or something like that?
Do you think if I, like, actually reacted to an album, I would fake a reaction or no?
Cheat, cute Sosa liked my picture?
Wait, Voss?
That's not his actual Instagram, is it?
Wait is that his actual Instagram? Any weirdos in the chat? Yes or no? Is that his Instagram or no?
Chief... Chief... Sosa... Wait... Is it fake? Wait... Chief Keith liked to post about my car?
more?
Should I message him or should I hit him with a DM?
Hello?
What's up, man?
Just chillin'.
Don't worry, I'm not around just yet.
I just wanted to see you for a second.
Can you help me right up?
I just farted by the way.
So you might smell a little bit of gas coming straight out of my butthole.
Do you smell it or no?
No.
You don't smell it?
No.
No, God, I do.
No, no.
I gotta open up the door or something.
Are you serious?
Bro chat I'm not kidding. I have been letting out so much gas out of my asshole. It's crazy
Yes, yo chief
What's his like real name? What's his real name?
Sosa saw you fuck with the whip you try to hotbox it saw you fucked with the whip
Come hotbox it
Legend no legend or no
No
Wait what no
I am
At CH I E F F K E E F F S O. This is him
It mattered any real
Yes
What's up, dude?
What's up nose men
I'm doing good right now, bro. I'm just a chief key fucks with me. So I'm kind of locked in right now
Yeah, bro, I'm gonna hop on like 20 minutes you down what 20 minutes. Yeah, well 20 minutes of practice
Okay, bet see you soon. No boy
Yeah, I'm not even kidding. Wuda actually looks like he stole Squidward's nose, bro. What is this?
What
Bullying listening party
Thursday wait, what's today today Thursday?
LA we play studios
Hold hold hold hold hold hold hold
Right
That's good
What?
That's get lied to
Wait
Wait
Am I a fucking cheeseburger boy no look
Bullied listening parties Thursday 326 China wait
Is he gonna be there or no no fucking be there. Oh wait, they're saying it got canceled. No fucking
last night. Are you wait are you dead ass that it got
LA 21 hours ago
Yeet bro
So there's is he even gonna drop tonight?
Is he even gonna drop tonight?
There's hella people dropping tonight, bro
Actually fucking hella people
Who's dropping tonight besides the fucking king, bro?
Yeet, protect, smoke show
Chag yeet? What do y'all think? Yeet or nay?
What do you think?
Oh listen that shit for sure
You think Yeet's album is gonna be a hit or miss?
Guaranteed gonna be at least a few hopefully playlists
You think you think to slimy don't drop tonight
Who's getting the first listen
So who okay, who's getting the first listen here chat yeet Kanye chief Keith central C
Fetty wet-ass pussy. I don't even know who the fuck a smoke
Joiner Lucas
Charlie poof
I've not even came my music taste I've gotten so fucking like bad that I started listening to like music like this nowadays
I'm not I'm not even came like I started like
This is a banger though, this is a fucking banger
This is like the end credits of like a 2000s movie, like it was a good ending, this is good.
This is a good ending, this is a good ending.
This is what you wanted, this is good.
I've been just like in I'm like yeah man have it in dude wait so what do you
think about should we just go we got to buy a beach house okay we bought a beach
house for like five million dollars how much would you pitch in oh this is like
this question like if we were like randomly just like exploring one day
we've like won like five million dollars what would you do with your band
What?
How much money chat is it a month? What do you even look up here? Do you look up like a what is this like?
What would I look up real estate calculator?
Oh, I don't know.
Real estate cow.
All right, here, bro.
Let's do it.
Ready?
OK.
So how much is a beautiful house chat at the beach?
I would say like $4 million.
Let's just say.
OK, if we put down, me and you, let's say $400,000.
OK, that's not bad.
Wait, no, that's too much.
OK, I was thinking that was too much.
Let's say, what would happen if we put it on like $20,000?
Wait 20,000 wait
23,000 a month? We're 30 years?
Holy shit, we're growing old. We're growing old in there. We're kids old.
Down payment should be 20%? Is that actually how it's...is that real?
What is 20% of that?
What's 20% of 4 million?
That was really funny, I have no idea.
That 800,000?
I literally don't know how to guess.
Wait, they're saying yes, 800,000.
Wait, it only went down to $3,000.
Take it off 30 years, bro, but I don't like...
Five?
Yeah.
Wait.
Wait!
Wait, what? That's eight?
What does eight... What does arm mean?
What does arm mean? Do they take our arms?
That's why I'm so low. We can't think of a one-hour reach.
We get it back at the end of the lease or they have to get in the shit.
Oh my God, bro. I'm not even kidding. How do people afford homes nowadays, bro?
This shit is fucking rigged.
She has no joke, bro.
I'm not even kidding Chad. Is it better to just go homeless?
Bro, you're actually... You're just rigged to be on the house now.
Not even trolling.
bro like I'm dead ass man like what is the point of buying a house nowadays like
I feel you have to fucking sell your asshole
dude you could go on home deep on get like one of their houses that they do
bro this is too hard bro we're cooked we're actually cooked forever
no it's actually nothing good like imagine bro just waking up every day
a little run on the beach maybe like have probably probably get a dog at
that point too probably have a dog that's like you know active maybe like
like a Dalmatian or maybe like a fluffier dog.
Come home, probably do some good eats,
maybe throw something on the grill,
maybe there's like a game on, it's probably Sunday,
probably go for a run nice and early,
get home by the time the kickoff's starting,
put on some red zone, shit's on the grill,
dog's watching the dust, probably gonna crack open,
probably gonna drink might as well bro at that point.
And it's gonna be like the perfect weather,
the windows and the doors are probably gonna be cracked
and we're just gonna be chilling bro.
Yeah, we still live in a fucking trap house right now.
A trap house?
That's a question.
Well, I'd say maybe a dump.
Maybe it's the fucking whole house that was like shit besides your bedroom.
I'm not even kidding, Chet.
This house is generally, generally serious as a trap house.
I'm not kidding.
Y'all act like you ain't rich.
Brother, Lace, how much money do you have, bro?
How much money do I have?
I got like enough to keep going.
I still have to stay hungry for it.
I'm acting, bro. Same with me. Same with me.
Not enough can out be hungry, so it doesn't really matter.
I was just saying, there's people in this chapter that all day,
they tell us that we're rich, but they're the same people that just sit here
spamming fucking twitch emotes all day, not doing anything.
Like, just fucking chat a bunch of dorks.
And you're complaining, brother. No one's complaining.
I'm just like...
What is your name?
What are you thinking?
Huh?
What are you thinking?
Dude, how's it be going?
I started taking pills recently.
I'm getting depressed.
I know, I saw you taking a lot.
Yeah, I know.
I take five pills a day.
Dude, you're going to be logging soon.
Oh, God?
Yeah, if he's staying in the right direction, of course.
Bro, look at my jawline.
Yeah, I've been stretching.
Like, the chin, those?
You got the same song and the same thing, guys?
Let's see, it might be a very low battery.
Ron, can you close your mouth?
That's why you fart a lot.
Wait, is that how that works?
works. No, that's not how it works. Are you sure? There's no way opening your mouth,
correlate to farting. Wait, what if I'm getting all the gas in my mouth? It is. Wait, what?
How does farting work?
Swallowed air. Wait what? And the highlight is at the top from swallowed air. Are you
You're the swan!
Wait!
You're the swan!
I'm right here!
You get anything?
Ooh!
You're lying.
Try it.
Wait, I think you've gone. Wait, how many air?
Come back here, keep... Come back here and drink air!
Okay, ready?
Ooh, that one I thought.
How many air sips to get apart?
There you go, bro.
Too much air is dangerous, they're saying.
I'm actually confused.
That's not true.
There's no way, bro.
It's not like, if you were CO2, then yeah, I think.
Are these here?
Yeah, I can overdose on air.
Hell no.
You think I'm only my first rocket leave turner?
Hopefully.
I want you to fucking win.
I want you to fucking win something.
Every time I fucking watch, all I want you to do is win.
Yes, I want you to win.
What have I won?
Please explain.
A fucking bro versus bro?
Or the round of war with Dizzy Tournament?
We need it.
Naturally feed it.
Families, bro.
I've been waiting.
I'm not even showing you the waiting.
Okay, so when I win, so when I win on Sunday the Valorant Tournament, what are you gonna do?
Um, be fucking hype? It's not like a hate thing I want you to win.
But I don't think, I don't think you can, you just need to fucking do it.
Wait, Chad, has Jinxie ever won a Rocket League Tournament or now?
Have he?
I know, I would assume if I like split she'd sort of-
Because I know who would if I beat him to a win.
I'm not gonna lie bro. I can't wait for the Valentine tournament this Sunday chat
Lee stop playing Rocket League saw yo simply Ilya
I'm not even kidding, but I'm not kidding.
Outlaw, outlaw, can you remember this name for me?
Outlaw, remember this name for me.
I'm dead ass when I win, I wanna ban him.
Yeah, yeah, dead ass remember this.
Remember this guy right now.
Simply, Elliot, just remember this guy?
Just remember him so when I beat, I can ban him.
Thank you.
Your streams are boring.
Yo, it's sauce God, bro.
I'm not even kidding.
Do you want me to slash use of you?
You're just trying to get attention.
Holy shit. Yeah, look at this guy, bro.
Aren't you a bad person?
Because I'm not even kidding.
This is like an active chatter.
Like, I can't even tell if he's joking.
Look at him, bro.
Yeah, but it's just like a retort.
Like, that person, you just give that person,
like, a lifetime vacation.
And it's literally just they're gone forever.
They're just spent.
He reminds me of, like, John's.
He says, no, I'm not.
All right, then you're actually going to be some.
No, John's is the most solid agent.
He's actually just...
Actually, time out for a day.
He got through with the front lines of the mod badge, bro. He was having bullshit.
What am I looking at here?
What is he having his pants poking up?
I'm not even kidding, bro. I feel like silky deadass goes to Miami to fucking just...
That fucking Doki of yours, man. Holy shit. 40 years old on spring break.
Oh the fucking shit man
Look at the song used
Boyd the Vect, what is that?
You'll know it, the second you play it
We've already missed another one
Do a Vect
How does it?
Do you?
Yeah, you'll know it
This?
So this grown ass motherfucker, bro, that fucking doesn't feed us enough.
Can I analyze this for quick they do you see I was like poking up
No, bro, shout out to silky man dead ass
That ass man, you know when we get this new house chat actually, I don't even know for yeah
I gotta stop saying this man. I just gotta wait. I was gonna say I want to do a dick dick measuring contest
Yes, we all start soft into the bathroom
And then what we do is we all take honey packets and then at the end like an hour goes by we all measure again
He seems like the biggest dick
Yeah, I mean they were hilarious
That's what I'm saying
People will watch that, that will be fun, yeah
It's a little, you know what I'm saying
Always hate farming your homies, brother
I'm talking about his penis right now
Like you can't have a real fuck
That's a permanent vacation right now
Like I'm literally talking about his fucking penis right now
And you're saying I'm hate-forming sale
Like, I'm talking about how big his pe-
Whatever bro, that ass, whatever bro
Keep, keep, didn't end up responding man
He's probably
Really you think I was bought it off. Yeah, I mean like he's probably not just sitting there like don't do the
All right, well it's time to fucking show everyone. I'm a wiener
And if I and if I lose um
If you lose what?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, we own god. They're saying do it
new what
On god, they're saying Instagram. They're saying check you as Instagram. Am I getting one guy?
What he posted it?
Oh my God, he actually is posting tonight.
Oh my God, there's no delay.
Okay.
Should I try to get top comment?
What should I say?
Oh, Agabanga.
Don't worry.
Yay.
Take your time dropping.
It's okay.
It's okay if you delay the album.
dropping. It's okay. It's okay if you delay the album to make this masterpiece work. Also,
you have shown AI is completely fine in music. Don't be afraid to use some. Love you, you
You're getting the photo of your house from straightening your DMs.
It's actually just going to be like a bird's eye view, a front door view, a backyard.
Yo, yeah, you know what's funny?
I got hate form by Cardi's column once on Twitter.
Chad, who remembers when Cardi announced music on Instagram and I was like,
take your time bro, delay that.
And it got like 80,000 likes on Instagram.
People actually get that mad?
Of course! Oh of course!
Wait, am I irrelevant? Why is that zero lice?
Can someone go like, oh, 160 likes, yeah.
This is on the chud. Skull. No. Yeah, buddy. D1. Sabal. Quark. Oh, okay.
Um, kill yourself. This guy's got a...
What does this guy post?
There's no...
Brother, there's actually no way.
What else do we have?
Why are you trying to get him to play?
Okay, Mr. Fart of Twitch.
Fed will be at your doors in two hours.
Maybe maybe him with a refresh?
Oh, five hundred, like sixty-four comments.
Oh, we're good.
Nothing weird.
Actually, quite positive.
Okay, yeah, I'm not even kidding bro. I don't know. No, no, I'm not kidding kev deadass ruined my fucking image
Right, it's in every single comment section on
What is this oh?
Yeah, this is bad
Yeah, this is bad
Look at these comments what
Ron's PO box
Yeah, bro, I mean it's just like it's everywhere man like oh my god
Like this is so cringe up. Oh my god, bro. I'm not even kidding. I should permanently ban cap
I swear guys like
I'm done clicking like that, let's get on this fucking...
Yeah, let's get in this fucking...
Yeah, man.
All right, good luck.
All right, man.
You're up.
Oh, wait.
You won't be so sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Hang on, I didn't even mess up my room.
I'll leave all of you.
No, no, no.
You won't.
Oh, God, yeah.
I took my vitamins today, bro.
today bro I need to oh my soul oh my soul chat what is the best type of
protein pretzels tell Moody to call me yeah what's the best type of pretzels
do you know what actually hits facts or no
Brother. Dark chocolate? Shout out to the dark chocolate. Like, not, that's not about.
Shout out to the dark chocolate, because that's the greatest chocolate ever. Dark chocolate,
pretzels? Facts or no! Oh, I'm JAH!
Look at me pulling out the vocab
Thank you for the 10 gifted cold guy boss
Check are you guys gonna support me today or no playing video games? I want to win bro. I did ask what a win
No, no, no
No, no
Yo fuck lays in the chat, bro
Like he's actually making me break my diet like dead ass
Like this is so annoying. It's actually so annoying
Rose white
Hello
Hello
Hello
How long is this ringing?
Oh my God!
Outlaw changed my title to winning my first Rocket League tournament ever before Jyxxy.
Get moot up.
Wait chat, what song is this?
Hey chat, every minute that goes by without one gifted sub, ten protein pretzels.
Okay, no trope, let's do some math here.
How bad is this pretzels for me?
Thirty-eight servings, twenty-two pretzels equals one serving.
Every serving is one hundred twenty.
Okay.
Okay, so there's 5,000 calories in this.
I am bald with a 10!
Everyone say thank you right now.
There's 500 calories, or 5,000.
Thank you for the 10.
Yo!
Mason with a 5, Alex with a 10.
Holy shit, if you want to sub-save me, I'm trying to see something.
Thank you so much.
Holy shit.
5,000 calories, 12,000 milligrams of sodium, 912 carbohydrates,
114 grams of protein?
Wait, I told you bro
Bro, is that bad?
Give us up. Yo
Jack can someone get Muda's big nose ass in the cold?
Holy shit, can I get an El Mura?
Sodium blow too? So how do you guys de-blow?
I don't know why you think you're trying to like call me bro like even this call was promised
three thousand years ago I'm kind of confused there's an episode on Spongebob yeah where
Spongebob takes and Squidward or no Spongebob and Patrick takes Squidward's nose and they
attach it to themselves yeah what do you try to say there was also this one
weird ass spongebob episode where Bradley Martin smacked the fuck out of
Ron did you see that one really though that one I had on all the replay I'm
not gonna my favorite episodes I won't fucking lie to you about really yeah
fucking hilarious my favorite episode is when Mura in SpongeBob I don't know
Have you seen his episode where he went to Europe, basically spent a shit ton of money
and lied to all of his viewers that he hit rank one on fucking Valorant, but he went
trade it the whole time and he lied to everybody.
I mean, that's just, again, that's just propaganda, there's just no proof of that.
good if you really want to be if you really want to be if you really want to be the sheep
and just follow the sheep bro then i guess you need to be a sheep like mess it up if i am the sheep
what does that make you
wait what did you do last night curious i don't want to talk about that bro it was it was
bad bro it was bad it was uh it was a mix of emotions i'm not gonna lie that's fucking crazy
Basically, me and Jigsie went on an E-Date and we couldn't find any girls on E-Pow so
they're like, you know what, fuck it, bro.
Let's just go talk to anime woman, you know?
And uh, Jesus, go.
You're a fucking loser.
Holy shit.
I don't, I mean, okay, I guess.
So you're telling me that if I had gone to the orchard, I'd have a bunch of big
titty freaks just jumping in my face.
Bro, I don't think you understand it. Have you seen half the clips what happened last night? Um, I got my Twitter comment
All I see is just like AI like boobies jiggling in faces
Rose it was the best thing ever. It was the insane like either they got an I got a nose job. Oh, yeah, right my dick
Now we're actually actually I actually got a nose job like I made her like she was like rubbing my nose
It was crazy. It's beautiful
Wait, what?
Yeah, I was there, he was amazing, but I'm telling you.
you
you
you
you
you
I put us in a ranked game.
Yeah, I know you're just doing the rage-base segment again.
It's actually top!
Bro, you're actually brain dead, bro.
Why?
Just play it, bro.
Listen, listen, listen.
We have to win a tournament.
I've never won.
Let's go.
Come on, ready?
This is how I'm going to play today.
Okay, yeah, we're losing.
No, no, no, no, I can't get demoed where's the comms hello
Captain yeah, just yeah just fucking center for the bro
And that's a fucking goal right there. No, we did that one we did that one
Ron, we did that.
Oh, we don't have time to watch it.
Come on.
Lock him, lock him, lock him.
I got it. I got it. I got it.
I got it. I got it. I got it.
Well, go, Ron. Open that. Open that, Ron.
Okay, I'm dead. I'm just going to hit the craziest area
ever.
I swear to God.
bro run you like have to be fucking trolling there's just no way like no
swap there's no stuff wrong I tried oh I'm gone I tried setting it for myself
I've seen fucking like Kyrie do that type of shit yeah bro I just like that
I don't know, man.
We're winning this fucking tournament!
What the fuck?
Yo, bro, we're winning this tournament!
Let's go, lock in.
How the fuck did we do that?
Okay, whoa.
Run, run, run!
Oh my god, oh my, oh my god.
Oh, what do you mean by that?
Wait, Luna is more than just ugly?
Yeah, I don't know.
Oh, what the fuck?
Do you think that you're visually, wait.
I got it, I got it!
Okay, go, I'm leaving it, I'm leaving it.
Oh my God.
Do you think you're attractive or no?
Yes, oh God, I do.
What's wrong with thinking I'm attractive?
All right, I'm not getting,
I have a question about the flag, I'm better.
You stop saying grossing in front of everything,
like grossing candy, grossing, like.
Oh my god. Oh my god there's protein candy downstairs.
Okay stop though stop.
Lays bring me protein! Lays bring me protein candy!
Oh you're just fucking hitting my car bro.
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
Like rawr!
Shut up.
Backward, backward.
Nice.
Wow, did you anyone see that anyone see I was ready on God anyone see that
Off the backboard like on our seat look oh hold on oh my wait wait what the fuck is
At you back you run
Why does my card to double back flip chat?
Wait wait oh
Are you talking like run? What are you doing up watching you play rocket league is like I bleach
I'm actually so confused what I'm doing wrong
Nice nice word. I got no middle middle middle middle on you do to you do good hit
You're gonna have time to overtime go on we gotta hurry
We don't have time
I'm fucking trying
My god, this is still too much. Run your fucking retard, bro
Like I want to see what you're doing this
Like what the fuck are you trying to go to the ball?
78 points, bro. I've got my balls on a controller get more fucking boys and 70 points
No lock in road
Nice. That's us.
Good hit.
You, you are.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
Come on, let's open that!
It's up!
Oh, good shot.
Nice.
They're gonna spam stay both, stay both, stay both.
My time's coming.
Lights on, cameras watching.
Oh.
Okay.
That one's on my watch.
It's what you have in the master line.
Nice good
Good
Very nice
You stole my boost
You stole my boost
You used our corner boost?
I don't know
Oh my god
One, oh no
There you go
It's open net
How do you do it Chad?
How do you
I got it, I got it, I got it
Wait for it, wait for it, wait for it
Oh god
Oh my fucking god, I was right here.
We can do it, we can do it, we can do it, we can do it.
Bro, is this the one before the tournament?
Come on.
Mid, mid, mid, mid! Pass the mid, pass the mid!
Mid, mid, mid, mid!
Good block.
I mean, if you're ever too competitive again, one more fucking time, and I'm trying to play
like, bro, I swear to God, I'm diamond now!
I'm diamond!
I used to be champ!
We have two minutes, it's in the game, bro, go.
Alright.
Alright.
Put us into a, uh, put us into a, uh, put us into a 1v1, put us into a 1v1.
Let me, like, teach you some things.
It's warm up, bro.
It's warm up.
I need to see like what your weak side is
Wait, my creator private message is still put us in the thing or no?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
Chad, is there even a chance that we win?
Chad, do you think we're gonna win? Be honest
I mean everyone just spamming fucking no, I'm gonna be honest
Bro, where the fuck?
What about pretzels? Should I eat some pretzels?
Oh my god, bro
Look at you
Yeah, I mean like, look at you, just give us the key, like what is that? Like, bro, come on.
Did I have any chance to go to this fucking tournament bro? You gotta lock down, I'm serious, so.
Nice, good check.
Nice, wait, open net, go!
Stay open net, go!
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it!
Okay, bro, like you're checking down
Here I'm gonna be a goalie. You just go go for shots
Don't push off
What how to how?
Nice
The netting dog who flick
The classic flick
Yep, that shot was promising bro
Nice there it is
what okay no troll I actually do think I could become a gamer again I know a lot
of you don't believe in me but like I really
and I think like maybe like any FDS shooter though to be honest I need to
Like one layer actually retarded like one layer retarded I swear at the end of the action target
Bro, well, I didn't do it anymore. We got put on two different teams
Did you leave are you in a tournament? Oh
My god
How do I get out of it? How do I get out of it?
It doesn't matter if you look away for second chance.
So if you look away for second chance, just play it.
You're going to be at first run anyway.
What if you just fucking G-Mate and you just fucking lose?
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
What if I win?
If you're not going to pull, I'm fucking gay if you win.
Like, are you fucking crazy?
You're not fucking winning that shit.
Let's go.
Alright Chad, no one panic, bro.
Is everyone fun? Can everyone reset in the chat?
Bro, I mean...
Mooda Mooda Mooda can't do them. Yes, go if I cut hair once my barber. No, so I fucked up one time, bro
I'm not a fuck up
Geez, I want to get your fuck up. We're just called your retard
I'm gonna eat protein candy. I'm stressed. Oh my god
Okay, anything. This is a good warm-up though. Do you think about about chillax, bro?
Dude, we're gonna play we're gonna be valid. Yeah. Actually, yeah, actually your action cortisol maxi my shit
I know bro, it is yourself so I found out that yesterday that apparently my mom told me that I probably have high cortisol
Is that why you're balding? No, she told me that's why I'm fat
Okay, I'm not she means I was actually being serious, okay
Wait, do you actually think I have high cortisol like as a man or no?
by uh I mean no because you got slapped by Bradley Martin and do anything maybe
I'd high-cord like a bottom wait there's a thing called goop open net why would he
do that I guess stupid wait dude I don't know why you're talking about that I
would slap him if Bradley Martin was in front of you and you got much fun God
you're not slapping him I swear I would literally fucking attack him I
I would fucking leave.
I put his eyes out if I had to.
Yes, I would have fucking put his eyes out if I had to.
Come down here and get my get back.
Why didn't you need to need?
You need to get something to me.
I'm your friend now.
Yeah, but I also like years in the future, bro.
Like years in the past.
My two-year anniversary with him comes up in three weeks.
Four weeks.
What do you know?
Two months.
Yeah, I mean, I heard that you have a couple months
left until you can open something up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I have about two months left to file a lawsuit against him.
Yeah, so why haven't you?
You either have to coordinate a attack on him in Minecraft,
or you have to open up a lawsuit.
You can't just do neither, bro.
It's up to the job, bro.
If I get to now open up a lawsuit,
I open up my Twitter company, and someone goes,
I never take him seriously, but on God,
some of the shit he does, every so often boils my blood.
I
Doesn't feel like to be a retired gamer, bro
Like you only used to play games back then what do you do now? I'm not a retired gamer. Like what are you?
Not seriously though. What are you actually done? What do you do nowadays? Like seriously like I don't get it
You know, I could literally get on any game and become like top rank on it. I wanted
First of all
My god, oh my god
Oh, are you gonna check me yet or no? Yeah, I'm going into a 2v1
Wait, what is this?
Jesus
We have a band
Muda you need to lose by the way to play second chance
We're running from I'm down. What do you mean your band? It's not working the game's not working
So how long we've been for?
12 seconds
Okay, bro
Yeah, I shit fucking sweet, bro
14 more hours
What do you mean? Is that a meme? Wait, I'm going against a 2v1
Okay, it's actually good practice no troll
I actually don't even know if I need you I'm dead serious what do you mean are you
fucking crazy I actually don't even think I need them want everything I don't
Oh my god, what?
Like, oh my god, I can't believe you, like, what are you gonna do, you're leaving a turn
in it?
I won my tournament, do I leave my tournament or what do we do now?
How does this go from dueling with Ron and winning the tournament that I'm leaving it last for 7 seconds?
Oh, I'm warming up. Oh, I'm God, I'm warming up. It's fine.
Oh my god, free net. Open net, open net.
Chat, should I just like turn it into like 3v1 and just start like throwing?
Block my... Chat, Chat. Block my Ron!
Did I start throwing, Chat?
Walk by Ron
What a way am I supposed to lose on purpose?
Chet am I supposed to lose on purpose yes or no
I'm a loser purpose
Yeah, I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go.
Alright, lose your game though.
I'm gonna lose still.
I am, I am.
I'm gonna lose my purpose.
You talk purpose and you load your audio and just un-test me with it.
Huh?
What's up, bro?
I'm just trying to lose on purpose right now.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that was no purpose.
Alright.
You can't join 2nd chance if you won the first tournament.
Raining chop.
I already won the first game of my second game.
2nd chance is only for first round but it's still the first round, come on.
No I won my first game bro.
Brother there's actually no fucking way my chat ruined this one man.
So I can't play together now?
What do you mean your chat you left the fucking party!
I waited fucking four hours for this!
FOUR!
Can you see someone else's account, quickly?
Brother, we still have Valorant after this, bro. Don't raise your portals all levels.
Holy shit, I just...
There's a chat. Are you sure I can't... It's only for first-rounders chat?
Muda chill, bro! Muda chill!
I
Had a nice ride I see why you see why what?
Wait, but should I wait or lose on purpose this way and bro just when I'm going all the way now, bro
I'm gonna go all the way
All right, long gone. I'm not I'm not reading the chat no more. I actually hate losing, bro. There we go
Unless you make your team work it right away
My god, we're one wait, what is it wait actually? What is he doing that is it's not only for first routers
You can join before 315 you'll be a five minutes to join
Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna message my guy. I'm gonna tell him okay, wait
No, can we FF right away? I want
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh my god. Oh my god
Right away arms. I need to go somewhere
My
Dad I'm losing on purpose
Outside can't shut up. I'm losing a purpose this watch. I'm losing on purpose ready
I'm gonna lose over this
We need this game to end not let us insult to be 30. I need this game to end. Oh my god. I'm a son. Yeah
No, we have 30s. We have five minutes to join second four minutes to join second chance. That's fine. That's fine
I'm just gonna stall. I'm gonna stop with this guy
Over his head
No, no, no
Bro chat. I'm not kidding. What is this?
I have to! I have to! I have to!
FIX HIM WITH NELD!
Oh my...
Zing fucking chow!
20 mana!
What?
The fucking saying, bro.
You said 7 different fucking languages.
What I'm warmed up does at least I'm warmed up
Can we have that oh my god, I'm so
Wait actual area on that I
Actually hate having asked teammates in a video game
It's actually it's generally zero is one of the worst things ever. So why do you play video games, bro?
It's so easy to be good at video games
Look at this stable black
It is so fucking easy to be good at video game
Yeah, what is this guy play
Remember now I'm actually getting
We have two minutes we have two minutes early. Hurry hurry hurry. I buddy. I buddy. I buddy. I buddy. I buddy
I backed out. I backed out. We have two minutes to join we have two minutes to join
Run run hurry. We're you worried. My card is farted
Run run stop laughing. I'm serious. Please bar you why not online?
Join my lobby, are you in?
Join my lobby, are you in?
We're good.
Wait, what?
Muda, get on another couch.
Are you dead ass?
You can't.
Why would you win your first game?
What sense does that make?
Two minutes, I have one minute. Yeah, I can't do it, bro
What are you gonna flip this on?
HOW ARE YOU GONNA FLIP THIS ON ME?!
How are you gonna flip this on me?!
We had five seconds until the tournament starts and you- five, bro
For all you have to do is put your controller down
All you have to do is leave five seconds left on
All you have to do is put your controller down
FIVE FUCKING SECONDS!
It took you five fucking seconds!
You know that meme?
Let's just do a rocky league 99 or 549 to 1 goal lead.
Brother, fuck that shit.
Get on your fucking Valorant grind, bro.
Where's all your Valorant riders?
Oh my God, Bobby.
What a fucking teammate I have, chat.
How stupid are you to fucking win your first game, generally?
me how are you gonna put this on me like Jen like you mean what we wouldn't even
have to be in that scenario if you just I don't know why you're screaming at me
you're a fucking idiot you're a fucking idiot bro it's simple that it's
actually simple that it's nothing to do with accountability chat it's actually
as simple as we could have played but instead he wants to do oh bro Bradley
Martin Bradley Martin brother she's not funny
Muda, you and Ron can play with Jynxion Valorantz.
Muds, you know what time it is.
You know what bro, I'm sorry chat. Blame me, go ahead, put it out on Ron bro.
No, no, actually put it out on Ron in the chat.
Everyone in your fucking chat knows that shit was your fault, chat, fucking blame it on me, fucking manipulator.
Fucking manipulator bro, actually manipulator. Jesus.
I would take accountability, buts, buts, buts, buts to be fair, to be fair,
To be fair, to be fair, right?
El-Fat-Ron, yes.
That's what I fucking said, bro.
Like, Jesus, like I don't know, man.
Like I don't know, bro, it's all good, Ron.
Like I guess it's all good, bro.
Fuck it, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You wanna manipulate me?
Okay, you can manipulate me, you can manipulate me.
Hey, hey, hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
What was that?
Are you on Valorant?
Yes, we have to go.
I mean, what else are we gonna fuck you?
Should we just win a game in every game?
Should we win a game in every game?
You want to do that instead?
Yeah, I mean, yeah, we have to do that.
But for Valor, I'm low key too good at Valor.
It's not going to be too fun.
OK, let's just do let's win a game in every game.
OK, let's do it.
Let's win a game in every game.
Are you down?
Can't end stream till we win a game in every game.
Gone wrong, gone sexual in the hood.
Not about a job.
Low key down.
OK, let's go.
Let's fucking go.
A gauntlet.
Why is what games? God what games do you have? I'm a master of all trades. I'm a jack of all trades. I've got every game
Motor looks like that snapchat filter that sends your eyes nose mouth down the screen and you have to stop them in the right spot
You're that tiktok you uploaded your editor uploaded of what?
There bro. Do you have you seen that? Have you fucking seen that clip? I am the clip
Okay, Jesus look at my future looking at it
Me fighting right me wait wait go back to your search mark
Go now click see more
Click it
Princess bunny print who is hey go back. Who is that?
Why do you have a child's public school as your fucking background?
It was me. This was me. It's so weird. This was me back in the days
Why do you have a picture of it? Hey go?
Princess I go to princess. Oh stop this
Yo, why was everyone in your chat shit and the conversation talking to me respectfully
Who is the guy that just popped up out of nowhere? They're talking about me, bro
Like both veggie Ron Joe and some random dude is that actually your name veggie?
Who is he like what is this? Why is there entire fucking like what?
What is the point of this? This is nice ones bro look um?
Look okay, go down look at lock in yeah, and it's just it's me as a fucking penguin
Like bro, I mean I don't understand Joe Bart and some randoms. That's nice man. I mean look
If we talking about long-leams dog, I mean look at that nose, bro, holy, I'm not even
kidding you, you actually gotta, wait, go back to, go back and say tongue, bro.
Go back, bro.
What?
What?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Click your search bar again.
What do you want?
Bo, I don't understand what you're saying.
Click see more.
Who, who, click on princess buddy, who is that?
It's just a girl from my chat, so you just want me to ring her on a scale in
10 okay she dropped it so this is what you're into not into this I swear to god
I just she just pulled bro you're so weird this is a viewer by the way Ron be
nice be nice I'm not into this I'm not into this I'm not into this stop being
weird stop being weird okay it's a viewer bro come on like you what what
What what's wrong with being into her and like what if my child was into her mother?
What are you calling a chop your college or chopped? No
Okay, so what are you saying that all I'm saying is brown. I don't believe that girls watch you
That's all I have a lot. You know, I've actually crazy girl audience. Well, what do you mean?
Have you seen my twitch statistics? It's 80% girls 20% guys. Wait, how do you check that? Oh god?
You can check that. Yes, it's not rich. Well, let me check one
There's going here screen sharing you know, wait, where's it?
here going to uh go to twitch wait wait can you actually do this yes yes go to
twitch go to chat where is it analytics yes go to analytics and then go to
research or no go to discovery all right discovery scroll down and you'll see
girls and guys
I don't see it.
You want a screen share and show you?
Wait, where's the girls and guys?
Here, look.
Look at the bottom, bro.
It says I have one black viewer.
Ha!
Oh no, that's my tags.
What the fuck?
Wait, it's scroll down.
I see viewers by location.
No, it's right here.
Look.
Screen share.
I'm screen sharing right now.
say the law he engaged viewers male viewers female viewers 69% 42%
boss doesn't even that math doesn't even that math doesn't even math wait
that math doesn't even math bro well they take it up with twitch then I don't
know what to do with ticket up a twitch chat who here's a girl type one if
What if you were a girl chat type what if you were a girl returning engaged viewers 88% new engaged
viewers 12% damn how many people be watching me on the daily do you guys just like return
watching me every day look it does not have one black viewer I'm not kidding okay let
me see bro who's it Jake future like who the fuck is walking bro like it literally
He says one black viewer.
Please see bro.
I'm not kidding.
Who is this?
Well, how do I hold him?
That's your fucking tags bro.
What is that though?
It's a tag bro.
All right, what are we doing?
Are we doing Valorant first?
2v2 every rank in Valorant?
I'm down to do it.
We're gonna play a real game with some C, bro.
What do you mean we can't be
I thought you said which one do you want to do to beat? Oh, I'm not even kidding, bro
Wait, this actually does look like you. I'm not even kidding. What bro. How do you stop farting? I'm not even trying to be funny
No, no, no, I'm not even trying to be funny. It's not like it's not even that funny
I'm dead serious though. I can't stop drive like acid reflux or what is it? Oh?
Okay, let me ask that shot. Wait, wait, wait, wait, you don't have time for both or should we just do one?
I'm gonna do both
5v5 against his viewers and yours brother. My viewers are not good
My viewers are fucking eat your viewers alive your viewers only fucking do a center on eat fucking protein chips and protein
Bro, don't be mad
Protein kid yo lace. Can you bring me? Oh my god? Okay, dead ass. Can you stay here real quick?
I gotta go grab something look at it. I think you go go. I think my dog
You're good you're gonna love to chat about the chat
Chat, be honest. How tall is Ron? On a scale of 1 to 10, how tall is Ron? Second of all,
is my nose really that big? All right, is my nose really that big, be honest, chat?
Third of all, who looks better in me or Ron? Fourth of the chat, who, mods, who, me,
or Ron? Sixth of the chat, if I would beat up Ron, if we got into a fight, seven of
chat if Ron would beat up me. 8 in the chat if Ron's fat, 9 in the chat if he most likely
has a small dick. 10 in the chat if everyone in this chat is horny. 11 in the chat if
you guys gooned last night. 12 in the chat if you had sex last night. 13 in the chat.
Hey, thank you for the sub, bro. Andrew with the 4 month. Thank you so much, bro.
God bless you.
We're gonna drop you actually got protein candy like actually
What the fuck is part of twitch
What you are a fucking radiant now you're immortal I
Bro, I play no delay. I play no delay. It's literally impossible place game with no delay. It's impossible
Wait, what rank am I?
You're fucking- you're unranked.
Chad, look at this.
I have an immortal buddy.
That means I'm actually a gamer.
I've been trying to tell people, bro, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm like, translucent.
Is that the word I'm looking for?
What's the word we're- I could do anything?
What is it?
Hello?
So, what is my chat sending me, bro?
What do you- what did you say?
My mic on?
all the other two irons here you'll okay
ron listen but we have a we have a chance to make uh...
ron we have a chance to make uh... history
me and jc lost the plots
me and uh... jason lost the plots
are you a lot of your
we have a chance to make history
well i don't know what's going on this is that irons
but these guys are iron on valor
yes it's a little bit of a lot of the uh... i don't guys i don't know what's up with
sense we have any who's that they're saying that the glove
i'll give you a good night bro here it will do a spot off uh...
run from the federal government and i don't want to be king like that on the
approach
she says
art
ron lock in a case is the
i don't know you can show
hey guys might be here back in the youtube video today
we have mister ron in the chat
Basically, what we're gonna be doing is we're gonna be playing every single rank in Valorant until we lose.
Make sure to like, comment, and subscribe, and comment down below what you'd like to see next.
Take care, and have an amazing day.
Remember how in 2016, like, everyone used to talk like that when they used to make YouTube videos?
Yo, yo, yo, Ron, Ron, I have a serious question.
Be honest. Like, when you used to play controller back then, you used to vibrate.
Did you use to, like, put it on your cock and, like, let it vibrate your dick?
So back in the day, I got Thorway's protein candy on top.
Back in the day, on Black Ops 2, I used to take the L-Sat
and I would put it under my nuts
and I put controller vibration on.
And then I would unload the clip until I felt all the
vibration under my nuts.
Only A, by the way.
Only A, guys, please.
Only A.
Wait, wait, wait.
So these guys are actually iron?
No, they're irons and they can only go A.
Why the fuck would this be fun?
They're only iron.
Well, yeah, we're going to go up and rank.
It's going to take five seconds.
Oh, brother.
They make this time go down.
Why do we wait 15 seconds for the game to start?
My god, you have ADHD!
You fucking retard!
Wow.
So ADHD, and then you want to call me a retard.
That's kind of disrespectful, Loki, brother.
one enemy remaining well what are you doing what is that all right brother okay brother
like nice you're killing me you're the one who I whipped very hard that was bad that
was bad ring that was bad ring I'm not dying for an iron bro it's unlucky
It's all good. Yeah, you got Irons in 2026. All good.
Wait, where am I? Riddle me this.
I travel all across the world.
Okay.
Waldo.
I also lie to my viewers.
I also tell people that I'm the greatest.
But in reality, I'm the lamest.
Don't miss it too much!
Oh man, I don't know who you're trying to talk to.
The answer is...Muah.
What's your fucking motive?
Yo, are you guys actually like...
Yo, hello?
Why'd you empty 70 fucking bullets?
I...I don't know.
That's enough, these are irons.
This is gonna be a smooth ride, bruh.
Smooth sailing right now in this chat, brother.
Smooth sailing!
Run, run, run, run, run, run, I want you to be on it.
If I didn't email to describe a sample right now, I'm smooth with it.
It's still-
Fuck a view count!
Fuck a view count!
Make every view count!
Yes!
You know what I'm saying bro?
That's it, bro.
You know?
Fuck a view count, bro.
Make every view count.
Okay.
Alright, back, back.
They don't want to vote.
I
What do you want to twist everything bottom of the iron and he gets taken out by the iron like Ron
Do you have fucking fingers like you even have
God that's not iron on God. That's not iron minimum. That's good minimum that's good minimum minimum minimum minimum minimum minimum
There's zero
How are you guys killed? I don't know. I mean,
cover his rank.
We just gotta say that my fucking throw is trash.
Yo, are you saying I'm to listen to the Kanye West and Bully Album?
Of course I am.
Wow really, so you support, uh...
Go ahead and do it. I'm out of answer already.
Wow, really run.
I support Kanye West? Of course I do.
So and do you know who Kanye West hits?
Fucking the dope
Really, so I'm pretty sure you did a review
I'm really watching this one thing I thought you reviewed is uh, where you do this tweets and you know what some of us said, right?
Pretty sure you have a good idea, right?
So wow really so you're gonna say you're gonna really you say you still support him after doing all the things
Name a tree name a tree. I support Hitler
That was it sweet that was it sweet you got to say it you got to that you're gonna
Stop stop stop don't be weird don't be weird don't be weird don't be weird don't be weird
First of all first of all first of all obviously what Kanye said he even said that's not what do you know?
I don't think that's number one number two. I'm gonna get the kick clippers though. Oh, you're done. You're done
You're actually done. I mean you're actually bad. I I couldn't believe you just said that
I'm not oh my god. Are you for me? No, I'm serious like why would you just say that like the way you do?
Now Noxix on you wrote over
You're not bad, okay, thank you, buddy. I start to trim the knife a knife a knife. You can see you left an iron
Why am I stuck on his fucking head?
YEEEAH!
Run! What is wrong?
HELL HOW RUN!
I STUCK ON HIS HEAD!
YO!
Are you serious?
Are you dead ass?
Oh my god, Ron.
You're fucking serious.
First of all, bro.
So, Ron, how does it feel like-
So, Ron, so, Ron's right.
No, Ron.
What?
What? What are you doing?
Look at this. I know he's going to be right here.
Look at this. Ready?
Nice. You got an iron deck.
Let's go, bro. Let's us.
Well, I mean, you guys are pretty good for irons, bro. I won't lie, you know?
You know how hard does it get against class?
555 it's always five. It's always any five. Yeah, well, I have them muted. How do I mute them?
Would you say sorry? I have them money. How do you un-mute them?
So divine pick up unique mode off before I fucking remove your mod, okay?
I'm gonna fuck around me whatever again. I am a fire you
One enemy, why am I I'm I actually got a game one over
Yes, I'm way better. Hey, these guys. Hey guys. I mean hey, I mean you guys really did you good there?
I'm not gonna lie you guys did you good good good good
Yeah, of course you did good bro. You did of course you did good bro.
So fucking dope bro. Irons are bullshit.
I had a lot of irony about you bro.
Hey nice try everybody. Good luck in the next game.
You're fine bro. Thank you bro.
Thank you bro.
Who's the honor bro for you to play against me?
Next time?
You are the honor of playing against me.
Who the fuck has the honor of playing against me?
How is it possible to die on Irons?
How is it possible to die on Irons?
How is it possible to die on Irons?
You had the honor of playing me.
What if you didn't have fingers?
That sucks, bro. Bad RNG.
Okay. Alright.
I just queef we're going against, brother.
What is this? What rank is this guy?
This is bronze. This is even worse than iron, I feel like, bro.
How the fuck is it possible to go against bronze players?
You have to actually be so bad at video games.
Am I tripping or am I dick riding for a second? I don't know.
I mean, I mean, kid, did you saw your gameplay in fucking Rocket League, bro?
Rocket League has nothing to do with in-game
Yo lace can you get these pretzels out of my room bro like oh my gosh
Why do you guys want me to finish this triple battle? What's so good with this come and see?
Look what
But I actually hate that you guys make me eat this food it just turns me into a pig
Wait, so this only um is this only a again or no
Jesus. Ah, yeah. Yeah. Hey, wait, so it's always gonna be a every time only gonna be yes
It's only a only a one sight one sight same matte way
Well, even we get to like no, no, no, no, no, no, we'll switch the map later
But we guys we're only gonna do one site. Okay, we'll do one side. Why would you do sessions in?
No
First time chatter shut the fuck up retard. Okay, let's go
You still get butterflies when you like talk to your girl?
Are you still in the butterfly stage?
I guess you get butterflies when you talk to your girl?
These guys are not blond!
MY DICKIN' BALLS!
Yo, when you get these ranks by the way, do you like ever stat-check any of them
Or do you literally just like literally just get them in and then fucking do nothing
But this guy is level 78 and he's bronze three his name is drew diddy like like did you even check the names at all?
I don't get paid. So I'm just getting random feature. Yo at what view count were you at when you said paying out?
Be honest one
Yeah outlaw how much viewers job?
Hey
What how long it's the privilege of watching stable Ronaldo every day
wait, you know
My god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
the only person I pay in my chat right now is
My viewers watch me
You got a few bots
Take me like they all just sit here and watch every single day and
They listen no matter what they have to though there are also their families get murdered
I
Know how do you say all these things they'll sing in Minecraft I remember
Jesus I said I said one time that I was gonna kill myself and didn't say in Minecraft because I watched
Streams and you didn't say in Minecraft after your sentence. I got hit up by Rahul
Like my guy
Yeah
These guys are not they're not gold or a bronze
Okay, maybe they're bronze very pretty Bob, you know I had a friend named Raul passed away
We just yes say well look a lot he bro actually
What happened? How did I?
Why are you oing my fucking friend?
Because like, I don't know, if my friend died I'd be sad, too.
What, what, what happened to him? How did he die?
He died in a car accident.
He was passing it.
I hope...
I hope he goes to heaven, bro.
It was a long time ago, bro.
He was crossing the street.
He was crossing the street.
Brother!
He was crossing the street.
He died in the bronzes.
I
Mean
No, baby, you lose the bonds is right like I'll tell you the story how you passed away
He go and then we can focus up so you go after school
Basically, we had after school classes. I had like these after school classes that would go to 5 p.m.
Instead of 3 p.m. Okay, and he got off the bus and we got the bus a
a car drove full speed and didn't stop at the bus and you know how it stops at the bus thing and
He went like actually flying like he went flying so high
I'm serious
I'm being so serious chat
No, he likes so when he got off the bus we all were still in the bus
He was the first person to get off and he went this has to be it. No, I'm serious
It was like a friend of mine though, I knew he was he's tiny to use like four foot eight I'm not even kidding
No Max years I'm dead serious
I
Gotta start banning these fucking speedy emotes my tap man. Just pissing me off man. I can't even tell real stories
Okay, then I do you have any stories or not?
Let me think like what type of story do you want? I guess I have a lot of stories
sad stories and my cat got ran over that's actually true it's not like a
fabricated story I opened the I opened the door one day to get some
groceries in for my mom and he ran away and I saw him run over I haven't got a
I
Hello
They were now though
They were now though actually
Right in this is a bronze bronze bronze bronze. Okay, wait, so when do we up the score or map? Oh
We're not gonna ever up the score
Wait, so what about the Pringles incident they're saying?
Jesus like I don't even know how any of your viewers even know what that it's the same shit with the melatonin bottle like
My parents run away for a bit. I was super horny. I just discovered what like, you know, I'm saying what you could do with your dick
So I grabbed like the DIY and I got the thing okay, and I got the pair of gloves and grab the pair of last six
I used to look up how to jerk off
Like I put it into the middle of the couch. I got my phone, I take my phone to the couch, you can hop the couch.
And I just, yeah, I went crazy.
I SAW!
Wait, what? He's not even on the...
Fuck.
He's one. Nice.
Ron? And we're dying. Ron's and we're dying in four minutes.
All you do...
That's a retarded message bring in the kanzariya. What is the kanzariya? I?
Used a banana peel dude. I heard of the banana peel technique. I did it
Anyway, I was trying to say was um
I was talking to a girl bro, and she said that she shoved like a cucumber up her shit, bro
And that's when I stopped talking to her
You know I had this one girl from our high school
We saw how you used to look like bro
I didn't even talk, I didn't even finish
I'm just saying bro, like don't say I used to talk to this one girl, don't say that, bro
No, I didn't talk to many girls growing up, I'm not gonna lie
There was this, there was this one girl at our school
And the video went everywhere. She had sex with her dog
Do you have a fucking I thought my filter was bad bro. No, I'm dead serious. There's a video somewhere out there
I thought one of my friends boy has it. It's like her literally getting
Like I don't even know how does this dog know to have steak. I'm dead serious. She got banned from the school
I'm serious. She got expelled
I'm not kidding you guys think I'm not I'm dead. I'm not even kidding. I swear. I mean people just think I lie about everything
People think I love everything. I'm being actually my friend. I just like yo, can I know what so can I know what's the worst thing you jerked off to?
Yeah, you're going to jail
What does that mean? You're going to jail. You're going to jail. You're going to jail. You're going to jail. What does that mean?
Cuz I just I like I I have a feeling like I just I don't even want to say it, bro
You're just stupid.
Can I be honest with you?
Stop! Stop! Please! Please!
Don't! Don't! Don't!
Don't! Don't! Don't! Please!
Please! Don't even just don't!
Don't!
Diva and Widowmaker.
Oh my god, what was the one girl's name from Fortnite that read The Bouncing Boobies?
A bro, A.
One enemy remaining.
Wait, what rank is this?
It's over.
Bro, let me do it.
Damn it.
Watch your eyes.
I wish this looked you like that.
Have you ever seen a jubilation emote for a calamity?
Well let me do it.
Damn it, watch your eyes!
Have you ever seen a jubilation e-mail for a calamity?
I don't even know what the fuck that is.
There's a lot of...
When speeds meet got leaked, did you go set that up like yourself?
I mean, I know disrespectful shit.
It lowkey went like I couldn't get away from it like I saw it before like I even didn't even want to see it
Hello, I'm a flash okay wait go go go go
how is this easier the scopeers are easy to chat facts or no when it becomes
like maybe gold or flat like it gets easier it gets easier it gets easier no
but they have to they have to what he will call it they have bro they have
to be able to go to any state they want bro like this is what it's just too easy
He's like look what are they gonna do every single time they can't come anywhere like I just hold this they literally
By the way you guys can go cat by the way on the spot that's not you can go cat if you guys don't know
You can go cat. Sorry if I didn't say that I'm sorry. No, but look chat like they literally can't do anything. You're watch
bang
bang
player standing
Wait, you're gonna lose it
I
Wait now tell them to win trade
Do you really think I'd like yeah
Really from the bottom yeah, but you see like any proof you saw a lot of people saying it and then you just like
I
So name one proof that name one proof supposedly that I am that I made one
Like what why do you get mad at it, bro? It's okay to cheat like for instance, like FNCS
Wait a minute.
For FNCS, we're not playing with the unknown.
We basically, it was fully illegal to share like a POI.
So what we did is we messaged the other team, his name was Creo,
and we said, yo, we're going to split this or whatever.
And we had full straps of what chests we were allowed to loot or not allowed to loot,
And we cheated the whole thing basically and we got all the loot that we wanted so every single game
I went to it silent trade it I went to it
All right, what it's what am I gonna do now it's been six years. They're gonna come after me for the money
Too late buddy
Well, I'm obviously trolling by the way
I don't know what to do.
Let me go. Let's go in jail.
I'll go in jail.
I mean, Loki, they might sue me. They need the money.
Well, dude, come on, dude.
Why is he...
Man, this is not a low blow. Is that a low blow? I don't know.
Man, come on, dude. Really?
I'm not even getting a stable or a low stage.
The game, that nature...
The game, that nature career, dude.
Really? You're really doing that, dude, really?
You want that low?
Shut the fuck up, little boy!
You should do IRL streams.
Are you sure? It's hard.
I'm saving them. I have some pretty goaded streams that I'm saving.
My god, you're so lucky. I have the chosen one on your...
Did you really get carried by a note? Like, actually?
I'm confused. Is it your mom's side or your dad's side that has that big nose?
Oh, what's that on Tenedict since you got it?
I mean they both have beautiful noses
Wait, can I do- I don't want to be weird. I don't want to be weird. Actually, I don't know
Do it do it. I want you to do it
I never seen it like I'm not even trying to think be mean though
I'm not even like you and your dad is it like
After my mom and dad divorced my dad stopped hitting me up
I
Just use such a bitch that's not bro
Muda are you laughing? I'm not laughing. I swear to God. No, bro. I have dad issues too, bro
I'm not going to wait. Yeah, he actually laughing movies. No, no, I swear on everything
I love well on everything. I love I have dad issues too, but I'm an Arab dad
Like if anyone this chat is Arab, you just know bro like it's pretty fucked up man
So bro, I feel you man. I feel you. I feel you. Just get in here, bro
Hey, what map do you guys want?
What rank are these guys?
bother me
Wait, they're still there bro. Yeah, you can do bottom. We can do bottom. No, we're just playing
Yeah, I'm bad. Oh, they're gold. They're gold. Holy shit
I used to wonder why I used to be in your fucking ears all the time picking up your earmax
But now I fucking know holy shit
You actually watch the streams got it noted got it
Is it bad that I actually pick my ears I think it's because I have a skin tag in one of my ears
And I just just cleaned out bro. You get it cleaned out. Well, what happens is I pick at it and it feels wait
No, it's not this year
It's this year on everything. There's like a tiny skin tag and it's so nasty you bro. What the fuck
Dude, if you like pick at it
What does it have a guy that like sweat like doing something about activity then put your hands in your balls and smell your balls after
Like you're actually disgusting
My god, no, it's not bro. No, it's not
Every guy every guy what do you guys have to just like a or B. We all want to do
But are every single guy smells their ball sweat that is completely normal and if no
no but seriously if you want to say no that's a little sus that's actually a little sus
Chad do you guys do you guys sweat playing something and then put your hands all over
your balls and then smell it after the smell of sheets no no my entire chat said no
I
Well, yeah, you're nasty bro wait you ever bid a like we need to get shit at the face
Yeah, I know I bet you guys on a bidet no
wait wait wait wait what is this?
wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
wait so what's the farthest you ever gotten?
we got the plat bro, plat with my height
with Jason you got the plat!
yes bro with Jason
alright walk in
go
There's no way to radiance a better than me.
How good is a radiant player now, man?
Now it is? That's horrible, bro.
I mean, if I put on the land,
I'm gonna be like, drink one again and run.
You're that good?
Yes.
Chad, is he capping?
I'm out of here.
Oh, no. Mooda, Mooda.
Throw an A.
I'm throwing a throw an A.
Mooda, Mooda, Mooda. I'm blinded.
I'm stumbling, I'm stumbling, I'm stumbling.
Go, go, go.
No no no no no no no
What
You're standing
We need to win this we need to win this oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
Nice shot. Nice shot
I
On ct, why don't I just off every single round?
You could
Now look at this you could do this back there back in the day
You still can't
Okay, okay, there's what we're gonna do. Here's what we're gonna do. I need you to stay back stay back stay back
You're gonna shoot the rain I shoot the rain I now I'm gonna swing I'm ready
One showers
Oh my god, I have an angle
Stay back stay back stay back stay back stay back
Last player do you wish and I mean I told you to a shower
Okay, so here's the truck ready. I know he's gonna smoke it so watch
They're not there they're both there they're both there
95 jet 95 jet we lost this round
One bullet one kill no luck just scale
I'm giving you a call.
Yes, I'm not.
I'm like, okay.
I don't, I'm so cringe.
Oh my god.
Like what?
Well, El Ego.
Can we get El Ego's in the chat, please?
You're actually trolling.
Wait, you're trolling for content.
No, no, no, no.
El Ego's in the chat.
Wait, he's actually trolling for content.
He's trolling for content.
Never fake the trick shot.
It's my clip.
That was actually made on a stable or an auto stream.
up with me if you know what I'm talking about. Muda is the worst Radiant? I mean if this is
Radiant then like... I don't know. Okay I'll show you, I'll show you, I'll show you.
I actually have to run this down. Run, run, run, run, run, 120, 120. Oh my god, oh no, oh no, no, no, no.
Oh my god, I, I tried, oh my god. Watch this, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, great.
I
Like planted
Yes, Rhino, I god Rhino
Yes, I know
No, I don't really feel like it
Oh
I'm just kidding
Ron. Oh my god. Hurry. JK JK JK
Bro stop being like that man. We got this
Too too dude, it's too too. Come on. You seem kind of depressed today, man. What is what inspires you every day?
What inspires me every day? She's be greater every day. What about you?
Honestly better you better than yesterday bro. You better than yesterday
Well, you have a girlfriend no
Bunny that's multiple women. Well, that's kind of
In this day and age man that what kids do nowadays. They just have sex with whoever
I mean, I don't like one night stand. I like to know I like
Because I don't know I just a lot of responsibility right now
Maybe you aren't ready to have sex then maybe you should keep your penis to yourself, and well, I'm not jerking off
I'll say that much
People really be jerking off rush it's so bad for you man
No, no, no, no, jerking off is not the horrible part, bro.
I mean, it's bad.
It's the corn, bro.
It's the corn.
That's what fries your brain.
What do you mean?
Like, 99% of the people, corn is what kills your brain, bro.
And not the jerking off.
The jerking off is bad, too, though.
It's horrible, too.
But the real damage is just fucking different.
Because you're watching two humans fuck.
Instead of using your imagination.
Well, why is the difference with that
and then jerking off?
You're certainly in the same thing,
because now you're imagining two people fuck.
Yeah, but no, you're imagining yourself fuck.
Yeah, that's two people.
you in someone else yeah you're not you're watching someone else fuck
what's heaven I'm fucking goaded I'm fucking goaded bro my god you guys are
Gold's a fucking serious salty springs. Yo, hello, Rena
Fuck this AK. I want it. Well, actually, I do want it fuck this one. I don't want it
Okay, do you have be honest do you have full colors for Omega don't lie. No, I do I swear on my left
I do actually can't I have everything at the black night
Rather than every black night isn't rare. Nobody cares about that one
Nobody cares about that. I would say a hot take Omega light is way more rare than fucking back
Where where powers oh my god
Thank you sweetheart much appreciated you're living to the name you just say ten kisses. Thank you her name was thank you
Shake their name was Karen shout out Karen
What rank is this I don't know a car in
My name is Karan and I'm a dude yo wait are we gonna lose
Oh
Jason is only good at like piano
Like and raising up girls. Yes, literally go GG. Yeah, I just need you guys for your time, bro
Yeah
All right, they were five gifted much appreciated
Outlaw think the five gift that appreciate you, bro
money to gift sevens and they make it he says that that ass doesn't make sense I
have only tell you how I know pretty poor viewers I would you say that bro like
what I would you say that I watched the burnt peanut dude if you watch the
burnt peanut bro I'm not gonna lie Ron can you just can you just say it Ron
just say I watched the faithful sheriff brother you know the faithful
No, I don't know. Who is that?
See live right now a faithful sheriff, bro
Who's the faithful sheriff? I saw on Twitter the faithful sheriff having sex with a dodo, bro
in game in game in game
Like who is this
What is faithful, what is this guy doing last live three minutes ago, he's
Well, you ended?
He ended?
I was watching him this morning.
This is the burnt peanut.
Like, this is literally the peanut.
Chad, should we collab with the faithful sheriff?
Yeah, he's his sister and bans people from his chat that don't say anything, and then
the...
Yo, wait, wait, he's a pedophile?
No, he's not.
What sense does that make?
You're missing out on viewers.
You're missing out on viewers
Jesus you said what wait my tracks actually saying he is
But is he actually a pedophile oh my god he is how wait I can't just say that if he's not
Wait, I can't just make a claim on some don't give him attention. He is Jesus Kowanski with the five get that I love you so much
God bless you
Hey, buddy, my name is Selena. I want to say you are so good-looking your nose is actually small Selena. Thank you so much
I appreciate that Selena. Thank you. I don't have any girl viewers on the thing actually
That's cat a lot of girl viewers
I went up the girls love me
after I went to the gym yesterday, I went to Ralph's it's like right next to my gym and
There was two girls and they were like oh my god stable
Can I have a photo of a lot and it was so sweet man girl viewers are always just so nice
But then when it's guys, it's like they just call me fat and short
well no because they just want better for you like you know why are guys so mean
but like women are just so playful man you that they just heard you just call
someone a pedophile right now you literally did that first you literally
claim so it makes no sense you're manipulated bro wait wait rank is this
rank is this plan this is where we lost last time I'm sure you lost this with
of Jinxie and Jason. Yes. Oh yes.
Don't miss me too much.
One enemy remaining.
Wait, that was actually...
Wait, that was Orr. What did you just do?
It's okay, I got this. I'm gonna...
I mean this kid just let's talk to me for some fucking reason I don't know why
You know I swear to God, he's not real class. He's not class bro. How do you hear that I remember you because they're talking
I don't hear it
Well, everything a bush job. I'll fix it. It's not here. Oh
That's that's something high-fives
It's out. Oh, I wouldn't say that for like years
It's a killer PC to
I guess outlaw does like weird things.
Peter.
What the fuck are you doing?
End your hop please.
One enemy remaining.
Nice.
Here we go.
Take a run by the air after.
Here we go, here we go, come on.
get around there get around there how are you are you still eating those fuck
bro you know what you should do you should put those fucking pretzels away and
then just order meals bro like like like I'm not trying to be your girlfriend
I'm just saying like every time I open up Twitter if I don't lose this much
weight by 2029 I will give everyone $10,000 and I'm like 20 times mine
confident you're just fucking like I don't know
it doesn't even sound like me
hang on, healer, healer
healer
oh no I think it's the wrong gun
No charge is left
Oh, it's over for that
I tracked him, I tracked him, when, when you're one, when you're one
Muda versus a fucking platinum. He's a radiant in both Europe and North America
Not bad, bro
Oh, she bow. Wait, what?
Yo, stumble retardo with the five gifted. Thank you so much. God bless you
Thank you, bro. Appreciate you, bro. Stumble retardo
God bless him
Yeah, I said
Yes bro.
Today's all myself bro.
Yo what happened with the uh like can you probably talk about what happened like the
thing you messaged me where Faze is trying to get you guys to-
YOOH SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
Jesus fucking Christ this guy's a weirdo.
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
Okay, I'll show it, I'll show it.
I got it.
I got it.
He's dumbass, you let him on site.
No.
One enemy remaining.
I got it.
I'm not ultimate, I'm not ultimate.
What does it do?
What does it do?
What does it do?
What does it do?
I'm dead. I got it. I got it.
Yo, that was looking at a hard shot. Yo, Ron's off-white thong with these five gifts.
Thank you so much. God bless you. God bless him.
I mean, Ron's off-white thong. Thanks for the five gifts.
Bro, you have so many Oilers in your chat. Seriously.
It's actually crazy.
Oh my god bless him like I'm confused.
Outlaw with the tier one sub.
Thank you so much for the three months,
but I appreciate you outlaw.
Thank you.
Fable Bernardo's piano with the three gifted.
Thank you so much.
AKA Outlaw with the four months.
I love you bro, thank you so much
God bless you all, jeez, I love you now
Alright bro, I'm not gonna lie
You actually might be better than Jay and uh
Jaycee in this game
I'm not a good gamer
Wait, Pops!
Wait, how are- that character they're using is so good
Is that the best character in the game?
He's pretty good, yeah
Can you win?
Win
When when
Wait, so these are the same one top
What was that was that strafing is that how that works in this game?
Yeah, my dick you're not bad good
But how did you just silent jump?
What it's just high bro. It's tech
the anti-send that you want thank you beyond understood boy was the problem of
you peel on the box when Roberto with the five gifted thank you so much God
bless you inside for me I'm gonna death in a second I mean bro your community is
fucking amazing what the fuck Peel underscore box when Roberto with the
five gifted thank you bro God bless you I love you well run I think we're gonna
make it far this tournament dude I don't know why I just have a feeling
I don't think so far.
If you don't make it to the ring, you are ass.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
Hello, loving here.
Outlaw, bro.
I appreciate you.
Hello.
Why are you typing in another person's chat, bro?
Yo, new fans with these two ones.
Okay, okay, my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad.
Lost one.
Oh my god.
oh my god holy shit new song new fan new fan with each year one thank you so much
how are you guys so I haven't got a stop XD season with the five gifted I love
you so much God bless you XD season and new thing that's your one I love you so
much come on stumble for Tardo with the five gifted in a stumble for Tardo with
I love you so much. God bless you. Thank you so much stumble for Tardo
Thank you so much. God bless you. Thank you my gift of Mason. Let's appreciate it, bro
Doric times 103 with the prime. I love you so much. Oh my god
The old X3 with the five gifted level seven high trains. You'll X3 with the five
So X V with these four gifted subs. I love you so much. God bless you
Ron's winning lottery ticket with the tier one gifted sub. I love you
We is the next so with the five
Gifted sub. I love you Yobo. Jesse with the prime. I love you
freed M with the five gifted subs. Oh
Right. Thank you. God
Yo, yo, we're on the kaisen ass song while we're at it. Holy shit
XTCs with the 10 gifted
RSGTR with the 10 gifted!
I'm so loud!
Bro, bro, dude, I think I'm gonna punch it.
Oh my god!
And, bro, yo, bro, Ron, Ron, Ron, Ron.
Let's do a full 10 hour stream tomorrow, please.
Pain with the three months.
Vihon, Ardyshore, Goyle with the five gifted.
Oh my god!
I'm not even kidding his voice lowkey just like angers me anyone else no fucking troll dead ass serious like am I trippin
What am I listening to bro and then what the fuck is max doing? Why is this?
Yo XD bro fuck your five gifted bro. You think that shit sweet over here going to another person's chat gifting
You're fucking bad. I love venom. I'm dead ass
You met your match, okay bet, I'll thank every 7-9 too.
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Legacy with the 27 months!
Crash, talk with the 10 months gifted, I love you, catch you alive, the tier 1 gifted, I love you.
Quartered tier 1 gifted, I love you.
Kev, this is for the 9 bits!
Oh my God!
Thank you!
Please, please, please, with the 29 bits!
Made it with the 2 months!
Frank with each one he get the subs freeze Frank with the 20 get the subs
Get the subs
Oh my god
C-C-Reeze with the five gift subs, I love you.
Bro, oh my god.
Oh my god!
Talk with the 20 gift subs.
Bro, strong gift, it's 20 gift subs.
Okay, let's play, let's play.
Sorry, bro, I didn't say thank you, dude.
Come on.
Oh my god, big bruise with the five gift
that I love you so much, God bless you.
I just invited you.
C-Pen with the Prime, I love you so much,
God bless you.
Jesus.
You know, bro.
Now this is diamond world record, by the way.
World record, by the way.
Yeah, world record, bro.
And you're trolling.
You're trying to throw on purpose, man.
You're actually blowing on it.
I'm not trolling, bro.
I need to get this subs.
I have to say thank you.
Can I be honest with you?
Can I be honest with you?
Oh my God!
Frank, with the 20 more gifted subs.
Whoa!
Yo, you guys are insane.
Walk you at the two months.
Stable fat in order with the 30 subs.
my dick my dick my dick oh my god yo oh my god bro bro bro I swear to god
thank you bro thank you man much appreciated bro that's love right
god that's love thank you so much yo we'll cure the two months I love you
King you know you know what I'm gonna say slur oh my god sorry that's about
Chon with the sense
Bless you and your family chong chong think it's much for your time
If we lose this I'm actually getting off. I'm not playing more of you. So but it's up to you
You want to think so? Oh, it's not being weird. I'm not thinking something swear on my life
I'm being honest with you. I'm being honest with you. I find it kind of unfair
I feel like any sub going to you will collab it like if we collab I need to get the percentage
I need to your percentage. This is it makes it fair
I'm just being honest.
Yo, what the fuck?
Hailey, thank you so much for the 10 sweethearts.
Shout out to the ladies.
What was that?
Shout out to the ladies.
Oh my God, bro.
Sobbing, panting, if you want to gift it for us,
thank you.
Same with the five gifts, thank you.
Gaby.
I'm not even kidding.
I would rather take a fucking dick, a dodo,
and literally fuck my ears so hard.
Yo, period.
Thank you so much, beautiful.
Thank you so much for the 20 gifts.
See, over here in the stable community,
We thank you very positively and kindly.
Thank you so much.
Haley, you too, sweetheart.
Thank you so much for using your check at your job
and wasting it on stable Renauder to pay his car bills.
Thank you so much.
Much appreciated.
That's love.
That's actually love.
Thank you so much.
Thank you guys.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
God bless you.
If we lose this by the time we're off.
Yo, come on, bro.
Don't come on, bro.
No, I'm done.
I'm gonna prime my life.
I'm gonna get the radio.
I'm gonna get the radio.
I'm gonna get the radio.
We are, we are, we are, we are, we are.
So far I haven't made it this far yet. This is our first time making it this far you're gonna lose it cuz you're not lost
Why am lost by just say thank you. Oh, so long. I love you. What long you go X X Kazuma with the final of you. Thank you
Nemo who did you just give?
This is diamond. Yes, but we have
Yeah, what does this TV to me and rock?
For the chat messages, man
What did you just say?
No, we're gonna lose your truck
He's actually not a lot of fat enjoyed that. I hope you guys enjoyed it couldn't get past fucking diamond
Wait, I'm not no, no, yeah. Oh my god, buddy with the 10 gifted. I love you so much
God bless you.
Heal.
Ron, Ron.
We need to lock him.
We need to lock him.
Ron.
Mommy, I love you so much, Mommy.
Yeah, let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
We got him.
We got him.
Actually, I should run.
Pain with the five gifted.
Thank you so much.
I love you.
God bless you.
Bro, you're trying to fucking billionaires.
You're trying to study billionaires.
Ladies!
You're ladies!
Chong with the 10.
Get that stuff!
You're ladies!
Chong, I love you.
Chong, I love you, bro.
God bless you, Chong.
It's over, man.
And for anyone who just gets out the last 30 minutes go I love you
One twenty one twenty one one one one on every camera one more one twenty one twenty
Yo stable and autos a little bit yo, why is that a username on twitch bro? Like it's just so
I'm out of here!
Oh, oh, oh!
God, watch my shots.
Well, I don't even know if it...
Young buns, man! Appreciate that! Outta fuck your buns!
Let's appreciate it!
We gonna thank you?
Come on, bro, go on.
Okay, get that camera ready, man.
Yo, go on!
The stand sign, yeah.
It's over.
Go on!
We have a... come on, we have a collab with you.
Man, it's over.
Oh, they're still doing every game win.
We don't get to a line of games.
We don't get to a radio.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you, bro.
Young boys, you think 10 is it?
Young boys think switch the 10 and get themselves out.
Thank you.
God bless you.
What games are we doing the win in every game too?
Like, what games rockin' me, Valorant, CS, Mabel?
Fred the Fendt would be prime, I love you, God bless you.
Well, if we don't make it to Radiant, we're not playing shit.
Are you crazy?
Can't explode with these five-
You're still looking at me, still going!
Dude, what? I swear to God, I don't think I've ever gone this way for something in my life.
Listen, just gone.
I don't want it, don't want it.
Part of Twitch, thanks man.
Much appreciated.
This is, I guess, uh...
And...
Spike's on the base.
29%, thanks man, much appreciated.
Am I listening to Yeet's album?
Come to the chat.
Yo, Ron, did you mute me?
No, I'm here.
Okay, good, bro.
Oh my fucking god!
I'm gonna wait for the rounds over. Let's back off.
No, bro, this is just what you gotta do, man.
Talk with each one of you different sides.
Spike down, A.
Backside. She was backside.
Yes, right there. She's right there.
No no no, wasn't up here, wasn't up here, wasn't up here, shouldn't be up here.
I mean, it's over.
No no no, Ron, she's down there, I swear to God, take the rope down, take the rope down.
Alright, alright.
She's gonna be too right, she's gonna be too right, she's gonna be too right, I promise.
I
Let's play mom. Let's go come on. Are you really like a yes? I'm with you, bro
You're actually
I want to fucking get the radiant oh
My fucking god, I'm gonna wait to last the street
And then don't mind me for this kick bargain a much
Yo
I don't care bro you're just putting this fucking stoop who just subbed what who just subbed out what who subbed
Joseph Stalin who is Joseph? Who is R.B. Siv? Oh my god. I'm realizing now
Yep
Hello.
What's up man?
They have a five gifted zuster.
Much appreciated over here.
We appreciate that.
You're loved over here.
So where I get this?
This is ascendance bro.
Chopped gooner!
Is this not leis?
Hey daaad!
Oh, it's Burp Peanut.
Thanks for the gift.
What's up man?
Welcome Burp Peanut.
Why is Ron in a hating as- I can't take this chat bro.
Sorry I don't want to hear just fucking screaming every second!
Shit, and then you guys go do the Ironic.
Yeah bro, I got this chat man.
You look skinny today thank you.
You ready?
Yeah I'm ready bro let's go.
Why bro?
You're freezing in here.
You turned the fucking air off that you fucking dumbass?
You're right under the bed.
I'm taking a shit coming back.
Come on, Bella.
Who brings a laptop into the bathroom?
I need a watch.
It's just about thinking.
You look skinnier than tomorrow.
Thank you, brother.
I don't know what that actually means,
not to think about it.
I think my gift is 29% body fat, oh my god bro.
Clevicular, thank you bro.
Charlie, did you send a gift?
Oh my god bro.
I'm going to start deafening for you bro.
I'm going to touch my mods.
You know when you read something instead of like, what's that?
Let me just, I'm going to go ahead bro.
You look good, followed by are you Jewish?
And then fall by Matt Kalish. Okay. Yeah, it's chat is like at what point how long do I just like not read my chat as much
Like at whatever of the stages
Jesus my dog thank you guys so much. Yeah, that should change my life. I'm serious. God bless you guys seriously
God bless you guys
We'll rank this
I'm just too locked in bro. Like look at these gifted subs coming in my chat. You see the names like I can't bro
Ascended
Call me 10s bro
Oh my god synapse with the 10 gift that I love you so much cronium with the 10
good so I got yo chat at what point am I actually like a like a hater eat I get
it's every second like I'm getting it subs by banks is a god Jonah takes 30
inches in his bum phase draft king like
It's like, what am I supposed to do, bell?
I'm actually about to remove emotes in this chat, bro.
People start laughing.
You give me this shit.
Yeah, but I'm not reading any subs anymore.
Oh, a blue.
Thank you so much for the five.
That's actually love.
See?
That's actually love.
Thank you.
That's actually lost, thank you.
Netanyahu's burner, thank you for the gifts it's up, brother.
I don't know what to do with him.
30 seconds left.
Thank you
like planted oh
Man
Dude, I'm gonna death in one second. I might get the subs are just like what are these names?
Like
This is so cringe man. It's all great mr. Beast. Thank you, bro
Oh my god, God bless all of you seriously
God bless this chat too man. This changed my life. Holy fuck
Dude Chong is on a ball. I'm on a level 20 sub right now. What is it called? Get a wheel out man
We'll get a wheel man. This is water cooler with the five gift that I'm lucky God bless
I
Faith will share a gift it's up
this is
Last round. Oh my god, Margellar. What are you doing Friday night Margella? What are you doing Friday night Margella?
Stop throwing I mean brah. I'm just gonna do something
Actually, it's here so forget what name sorry
Okay. Wait, how do you hear them? I don't hear them. Like, this isn't fun for me. I can't hear them.
I don't know. I probably don't know.
There.
What the hell?
It's you and me. Oh, brother. I did just...
It's been over vision with the 25 get subs both God bless you and your family visions
God I gotta lock in I'm not even kidding. I actually unlocking no troll
If anyone's gonna do it, it's fucking stable. We're not out. Hello. Cheers
Hold hold hold
You might even shut up
Be right back
Last player standing.
I
Got to do everything myself chat
Was a good challenge, brother
I mean, bro, we made it high than anyone. Yeah, it's pretty quiet and anyone else start that camera. We are the Samsung appreciate it
No, we're still doing all this
Yeah, we're gonna start right after this right after this
Funny what it's so fuck hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on. Yo, what's so funny? Wait, what's so funny?
It's funny because they're bad
I
Don't fuck do you have an area where you dead?
Like you guys just use the most gay guns in one job
Seriously, just entirely
Love me so much. Justin Kyle. I love you. God bless you. Justin Kyle. Love you. God bless me
And the spikes still in base dude Ron you're telling me that I need a lock in
You're fucking radiant apparently number one in two fucking reasons and you couldn't do shit cuz you fucking win traded. You're not good at the game
Whoa, he's been better one change
When does she suspect him like that really run
Don't sell this
Margella I swear to God
Let me win this round Margella
Baby game
Margella you're nervous
Don't fucking lose bro
Oh god I'm in med. Oh god.
I'll kill him.
I'll kill him. I'll kill him. I'll kill him.
I'm trying. I'm trying.
How are you win trading in a fucking 2v2?
I'm not win trading.
I got you. I got you.
I got you. I got you.
I'm trying a little bit less so I can continue this series.
Put it on YouTube and make more money please.
But like I need to post it so I go like viral.
I mean I'll fucking...
What?
I'll fly you well.
Maybe you won't.
You see that's every girl.
One enemy remaining.
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
Chill, chill, chill.
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
Is it first to five or what is it?
What am I doing?
Five, five, first to five.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, your mic is on bro.
Like can you let go?
No, I'm not gonna let go.
I have a question, can you go positive?
Um, I think you're the negative one.
I don't even know what you look like, but I just want to say you're probably very good.
Oh thanks!
But you know what, one thing I do know is your voice, and I like your voice.
That's one thing I can reach for.
Oh, Deft also likes my voice.
SINAC WITH THE 25 FUCKING SUBS!
God bless you and your entire family. I hope you and your entire family tree live until 170 years old.
It's over.
Gonna fall back here.
Slowing them down.
Please, I just wanna lose.
fucking Valor every day. So who's
dog shit?
Gerardo with the 10 gifts.
That's all you are.
Happy my time.
I love you my time.
Brother, brother.
I swear on my life.
Stable Gerardo.
Thank you so much for the 10
gifts that I love you so much.
God bless you.
My thank you to my chat.
He just get to be 10 subs stable.
Gerardo.
Yo, yo, chop.
You know the mic.
Marjela.
Yeah, it was a little much.
Daddy Marjela.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
And uh, I might hit you up on discord later tonight. All right, I'm gonna see you
Take care, baby. I love you
Yeah, it was the RNG a shit I've ever fucking heard
Geez man, I was so green
You have a girlfriend. I don't I need to like shoot my shot, bro
Like what do you shoot my shot?
Jesus Christ
I'll just shoot with the seven months I'll let you go
I just want to win. I want to get to radiant bro. I can tell this guy's fucking dork
yeah bro let's uh yeah bro
why do i have a feeling you're gonna leave after this bro why are you so mad i
don't get it like what do you want me to do
look but you will it will all the subs to go to you all is that what you want
those subs we're promised to you ten thousand hate for me go ahead do it
not hate not do it no no no no those subs were promised to you
ten thousand years ago weren't they don't hate
no who would have fucked this talk bro who the fuck is that
no i'm not too no one's talking to this guy
Tom mommy
It's like
Wait Tom mommy
Well, when you get a new house, can I move in with you fuck? No, absolutely. There's not even a chance like actually not even chance like there's
Not it's the most you know, that's nice. There's actually zero chance in my body
It's not even like a tiny bit like you couldn't pay me and I still wouldn't do it. I'm Dennis
wait are you serious?
yes zero chance, absolutely zero chance
i'm gonna lie, i'm gonna lie, give me one reason, one reason why
just one reason
just one, give me one fucking reason
you say it, you don't like Arabs, you say it
wow, really
nose
my nose?
Can't even give me a reason, hello?
Just too many at the top of my head. Jesus.
Can we lock him? Oh god, I want to get radiated.
They're in the tent! Get that guy! WKC3!
You got him.
I said not dead ass just get them.
Look, look, look, look. Unless he's stream sniping,
if he's stream sniping, he'll know I'm here.
If not, he has zero claw.
Dead ass, there's no chance.
True, true, true.
You can be left side, you can be left side like here.
Look at your mouth.
I'm gonna sneeze, hold on.
Hopefully he's not coming.
Cough!
Cough!
Bless you.
Bless you.
Cough!
Cough!
So he sniped it.
Man, you missed an G in the open.
You got it, so he sniped it.
You got it.
They always snipe, but like,
bro you coulda just slaughter and killed them.
I was sneezing.
Ask it with a five, give it a little sneeze.
I was sneezing.
I mean, you coulda just killed him.
I was sneezing, my eyes closed.
You fucking idiot!
Well, you could have fucking just swung them before you sneeze like ten years ago
I don't know my mic on opening more fucking door to the shot
My mic's not open!
Why something? Why something? You get your money back every round and get your money back every round full buy full buy every round
Okay, I did, sir
I got the next one.
What?
You backed up wrong.
You backed up for your safety.
You really want to make it to the radio?
Yeah, I do.
Wait, no, no, no.
One got on.
Oh, no.
I got one.
I got one.
I got one.
I got one.
I got one.
I got one.
I got one.
I got one.
I got one.
I got one.
I got one.
On God, I was trying to get him. He just head shot at me
Don't beat them don't beat them
How did you do that?
Yeah, I'm rank one in both content that in the win train. Well, that's low. That was okay. I credit credit see those
But now it's actually when it's wrong he says that she's not bad. She's not about what the so far
He's doing better than Jason, but also to be fair my I'm also doing better Jason
Chuck, I'm on the line Jason is never good at video games
Wait, what rank of these guys wait, there are more. This is a moral moral. Yes, bro. Yes
If you because we get radiance
But it's that means I'm as good as a moral
I'm following your lead row I'm literally
no I know why was that round in the half why was it there okay I'm gonna follow
exactly your lead no don't you how's the weather Mudo
pretty good but what is the weather have to do with the weather just just wanted
I just wanted to know
This guy sounds like a fucking dork
Yeah, I wanted to ask
Are you gonna get JT to talk to Saragin?
Yo dude, how old are you bro?
Fucking dork
Hey don't talk to my face, don't talk to my guy like that
Yeah, Ron, relax
Sounds like fucking John's bro
You literally have me on your other monitor like I'm not shooting something, bro
Both times so both times when it's me against you you just I
Say I can't you're not gonna look behind you outside. It's just a fucking dork. You're actually a dork
Holy shit
Well, you need a lot
Fuck just said that run run. Just just chill, bro
Blonde, their core is all maxing
So Muda, can you answer my question?
Oh my god, this guy's actually a dork
Oh my god
What do you want me to do? What's your question?
Turning everything off
Dude, I don't think I can make that happen, but I can't force
Muda, lock in, they're trying to distract you
I'm gonna I actually need you to win this wait what the fuck was that?
Okay, so who's better a radiant or an immortal
Just sniping bro. He knows how to play everyone. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, he's just too good damn boy
You're just he's just too good. You're just too good man. You're dead ass. It's too fucking good
He knows how to play well every one be one. He's just too good bro. He's just too good man
He's just way too good one six thousand five hundred twenty four. It's like bears. You're mortally. She's nice
You know, like
Oh my god
Let me run killing us. It's very interesting. It's just us. It's just interesting
Like what do you gain out of this, bro?
I'm about it. I'm about it doing a thing
There's one here and one here
He just
It's so good, man. I'm gonna try to do it. You just did go here
I'm like a lot of you are backing off. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, so, so, so I didn't even make a sound on the thing, but you decided to pre-fire that.
I played this game for five years. Wait, you're just, but the one shot you take, the one
shot you take is just, you're fucking good. Chill, chill, chill, bro. You're going, you're
you're going to get actually thanks thank you thank you
you deserve it
this is good
you're too good
way too good
nah you guys GG's guys
is that a segment ban?
yes but ban that guy from the segment please
stay on the segment ban please
GG's guys
fuck your GG's bro
Oh
Yeah, put me against a radio watch what happens bro watch what happens guys. Yo, yo, do you have radiance for us or no?
Hey
It's I on in pain you can invite them okay. These aren't radiance when they're pro players just a streamer not a gamer. Oh
Shut your bitch ass up
Who's Kane and I on bro?
Bro, they're professional players professional. What my tier one players bro like tier one
Give it fuck. Oh my god. We've got fucking this shroi
No, they're bent over. No, what's up with my fucking headset, bro? It's fucking head
head guys
Okay, what's going on? What's going on came? Yo, how are you baby? How are you?
You doing good? You doing good?
I think my headset actually broke. I'm not even kidding.
Alright guys, we're going to turn the reddit to buy a reddit.
Alright, let's go.
Hello?
Sarah has a poster on GZ's wall? Like Jesus, bro.
Sarah says she's shriveled.
Let's go.
Two Indians in one lobby.
I'm not Indian. I'm Lebanese.
I don't know if they're talking about you either.
They're talking about you.
I moved in, stayed where not our Indian.
Wait sir, are you good? Ion?
Nah. ION CARES!
Yo! Yo!
A dead ass don't care, bro.
I- I don't care.
A dead ass.
You talking about me?
Problem is bro, chat.
I
Is it one site I don't know if you said that earlier
You're all you're prepared
I can hear you in both my headphones
about a mortals or radiance whatever they are this is this is professional players
guys professional players i don't care watch our radiance player press escape
press escape right they're number one and two on the leaderboard
wait one and two what used to be mortal yes but they're both they're both
number one and two we're the best players we're the best players in the
world literally like literally the best players remember when you were number
one you lost it yeah i think you suck i don't suck asshole
One and eight!
My god, he's siding down at number one!
Oh my god!
What happened Rod?
Rod, Rod, Rod, that peak!
Rod, Rod, Rod, Rod, Rod, Rod, Rod, Rod, Rod, Rod, Rod, Rod, Rod, Rod, Rod, Rod, Rod, Rod, Rod, Rod, Rod, Rod, Rod, Rod, Rod, Rod, Rod, Rod, Rod, Rod!
What happened?
Rod, Rod, Rod, Rod.
If we beat ranked one and ranked two professional tier one players,
just think about the f******ing...
Hello?
Like, I don't know but yashima's hard to beat!
Well, we be a shot already!
I can't hear out of my fucking headphones! It's broken!
I'm not gonna shout out.
Yeah, maybe because you're still using the same headset since 1985!
Wait, Alays, I'm not gonna get any senses broken.
No, it's actually broken!
No, I can only hear out of my left ear.
Can it chat on your phone or not?
Nice blow.
One enemy remaining.
We're beating rank one and rank twos right now brother. What is this actually wait? We're beating rank one and ranked
It's like randomly just didn't work
We can make a generational clip by now like actually make a generational volume make a generational volume
I can't hear the heads broken their heads. That's broken
Like chat I know you're on shot you guys here right now
See how this guy's willing to break his child to get out of segments with me. What are you talking about?
I can't do it's only my left ear. It's like doing a thing
Why are you updrapping cuz I have fat fingers you fucking bitch?
Dude, I have to hold my headset like this to hear out of both.
Steven all right. Yeah, this guy was ready to get a second with me like seriously, and now it's a thing of my speakers
How is how is my game?
How is my game Buddha, can you hear me?
Oh
Hello yo
Switching so I have to be like I have to I have to literally
Hey, I can't even get it
Okay, I have to hold it like this to hear out of both ears, bro
Like I'm mr. Hawking himself. I'm dead ass
Ron if you can blow Ron we can win this boat come on
Birthday radiant one and true. I'm literally trying. I'm not kidding. I can't hear out of my right ear. It's only left here unless I
Like literally
Be right back
You'll do
Your nose is poking out of you
I'm retired now until I get in the one you're getting emotional ladies. Is there another headset somewhere?
I'm dead on the most important to the two of our lives, but not
Like oh my god, bro.
Muda, I don't know why you're talking like you weren't fucking crying for the last hour and a half.
Shut up!
Like, bro, like, please, when? Like, come on, what are you doing, dude?
You- can you hear me?
Yes, I can fucking hear you, yes!
You have a matter daddy problem!
Bro, shut up.
Be right back.
One enemy remaining.
I don't know, I use rifles with my shotguns saying, why am I trying so hard?
You're not trying hard enough.
What?
You're not trying hard enough.
Shit the fuck up, bro.
Showers, mini showers, on God mini showers.
Bro, you with all my god shit.
I got you.
Wait, bro, you know I can't go showers, bro.
I don't give a fuck.
Muto, Muto watch this.
Fuck it.
I'm gonna win a gunfight.
Stay back, stay back, stay back, stay back.
Oh shit.
You have the feeling it bro, come on out.
Muto, how did we just get collateral by a nail point?
I
Did you know what that's the worst that's the worst that could have fucking happened. I literally just told you to stay back
I literally just told you to stay back and you did it. Oh my god
Can we get some L manipulator and I'm gonna put in the chocolate
Money, can you pause the game keep on the game?
Keep on I can't I can't no no no I can't I can't I can't
I could still win
Fuck up fuck up fuck up
Let's go come on run run run run run run I need you off. Oh god. I need you lost and I'm lost and I'm lost
in a muckin' angle, so fuck this place.
Now watch this, ready? Now watch how confident I am.
Ready? Heat check, heat check.
Yo, meet me showers, bro!
Heat check, heat check, heat check!
You didn't buy an op this round, right?
On God, I'm not op-ing. He's op-ing. I don't give a fuck.
Yep.
Oh, I'm not peeing showers, though. He's op-ing.
What you mean?
He's not going showers. He traded.
On God, I want to heat check you right now.
On God, I'm better than you.
Meet me showers. On God, meet me showers.
I bet. Meet me showers. I bet.
Well, I don't think you should...
Is it both of you?
Mura, mura, mura, mura.
Mura Mura bless me do something bless me put like it put a blessing on me boy much a lot
wait i'm stay back on god mura on god you stay back on god let me have my one on god
get the fucking in the belt
no you saw me mura i said stay back what time you're such a fucking bomb mura
Oh my soul on my soul. I said stay back five fucking times
No, I'm plugging in my new headset
What the fuck is this headset hold on?
One sec.
How do I switch this?
Hold on, hold on. I can't hear.
Hold on.
Wait. Jesus.
One second.
one second hold on hold on bro hold on I'm trying to fix this all right
can you hear me no is it good or no you sound like you're talking about your
Fuck my final drive through, Mike, bro.
It sounds like you're driving the order in McDonald's right now.
You said what? Is it good or no? On God, I broke my headset. On God, I broke my headset, bruh.
It sounds horrible. It sounds horrible. It sounds horrible, Ron. It sounds horrible, Ron.
So what am I supposed to do?
What do you say, though?
How loud is it? Is it actually loud?
Hello?
Oh my god. Yo, so...
What are you doing?
Hello?
Oh shit.
Huh?
Yo, someone in my chat just compared to John Doherty.
Ron is like John Doherty.
Who the fuck is John Doherty?
Did he just drop an album?
Alright, um, are you getting off?
What are you doing?
I don't know yet, probably not.
I'm staying up to a Kanye. My shit isn't just chatting bro. I'm actually stuck on this headset. Is it bad at least?
Depends what games you're play
We just lost a fucking radiance you want me to keep playing with you
Well, we don't have to start with Valorant though. We can do Rainbow Six Siege, we can do Valorant, we can do CSGO, we can do Rock League.
I lowkey need a fucking headset. You think I'm actually trolling? I broke my headset, bro. I think you think that I'm trolling.
My headset just randomly stopped working.
Nice, bro. And Yeet didn't even drop a fucking album. I'm about to listen to Yeet's album, man, on this fucking bullshit burger headset.
Wait, it drops at 8 o'clock?
It drops right now did it not
Wait so they lied to us no it dropped it here 80 out literally dropped right now
I'm gonna be back. I'm gonna listen to this real quick. Okay, bro. I'm gonna end then. I will don't forget to host me
What
Yeah, okay, this headset sound good enough to react to this right now mod change my title
Let's hear are we good to react? Hello. Hello. Let's hear. Are we good to react?
Are we good? I mean bro chat. What do you want me to do bro? My headset's broken. You want me to use my desktop mic or this?
Stop Michael this
Your desktop might
Wait, I had a gain on hold on does this sound better what about now that's on better
Now better what about now that's on better
First song
Purpose this is where
Opportunity meets
Where purpose needs a plan?
This is a new life
And no possibility, and no day
Okay?
I give you purpose, I give you purpose, I give you purpose
Nue é o pyrus Nue é o pyrus
so da gud
My htb we're not a one of your f albums anymore
O bac in the city again
Do it with a glass box
Yeah I'm gonna see it again
look at our scene
It's me breathing in
I'm not your manager
Even if you put your sighted in problem, bitch
I ain't never gon' say that
Yeah, I'm not letting mafia be the same
It's got the same sense about it
We had a scene out of shit and you know
Hold on now!
We got the same sense about it
We got the same sense about it baby
Okay!
Maybe I'm free
Maybe this is all that I see
You're around me, I'm like so much, baby
I'm just proud of you
Yeah, I got a bad little bitch, she look fine in that dress
Yeah, I cut the rules off for the baby, what's next?
I had to move out of the way, but now I guess I pay checks
Yeah, I guess I pay the lease
I guess I got this bitch hooked up, I got this bitch on leash
Shhh, we all do release
Bitch, you look like a easy target, we gonna call you police
Why is it on the fucking dead body?
What the fuck?
Why the fuck?
Yeah, fuck it.
Bundles, fuck that money, we going turning.
I like you.
Show you purpose, show you purpose is how we started.
Start it, start it, start it.
I'm back in the city again.
You in the glass box.
How you?
Yeah, I'm on the scene again.
How you?
How you?
You the car I see in.
It's me, you breathing in.
I know what you're making.
Give me a bunch of silent, private, bitch.
I ain't never gonna say that.
Yeah, I'm mooning in my bed.
This table's got the status about it.
We all had to see that shit,
I like that. Wait, I like that, bro. I like that. Is that like Kylie Jenner is on the song album?
To me that's one for one. Track two, face the flame with NBA Young Boy.
He's got a transition hold on now young boy. He's never going broke again
What on now hold on now
Who's grins
You don't must act!
Big man, make it so fast up again, make the bitch bounce out of my body
See, take control of my car, I get it as a part of everybody
I'm not a fan of that work, not a lie, I'm not a fan of that work
I'm butting it, not an ending in my sonar
The first song was pretty good
I'm not a fan of this one
I'm butting my damn money, butting my money left to my sonar
I got it right away, everybody be livin' but it's that monster
I'm not a fan of this one
This one
Fucker once, but then I need her
No, thanks
Fucker for a minute, I need her
No, thanks
Not as young as you think
I slip flat and I got the new whip
Yeah, I rap out the body
I hit my bitch up, my stuff up
Damn, like the bitch bounce out of my body
Shit, say, control of my cock
Like, get it as a part of everybody
Man, ain't you gonna keep with me
I'm so right now
I leave business on scheme
I
I don't like that part. I don't know why eat sounds like that man. I'm gonna be honest with you
The first song was pretty good. This was a miss for me. I'm gonna miss this one. I'm gonna give it a miss
I'm gonna go one for two
lose control with Elton John
No way.
Please be good, this is a crazy sample.
Oh you know it, so baby let's go.
You know that you got it girl, don't you come on let's go.
Flashin' lights in my face, camera lights at night
You can step away, still goin' to some real
Still, it was outside poppin' bills, it makin' money gettin' real
I don't feel my new bitch last year, yeah, got a new one, depending how I feel
Yeah, I'ma smoke it up in there, I disappear
Got the money, all my money, got ideas
Ain't they be lookin' for the way that I was still?
We had a club, yeah, yeah, that I was still
Oh
I don't think it's that bad
I don't know how you can like
It was a little underwhelming
I thought he was gonna come in harder
but it's not bad
but like
still for me
I low key think
I don't want to be disrespectful.
I just want to be honest here if I'm going to give this a rating.
I'm not like the best music person to choose shit.
You know what I'm saying?
I feel like I'm not the guy to say this stuff, but I feel like if you sample or
saw my Elton John, I just thought you'd come in way harder.
I'm going to be honest with you.
I'm going to keep it honest.
I don't think this is bad, but I would not add this to my playlist, so far, I still think it's one for three.
Don Tolver, griddle.
This is crazy!
You said what she's gonna eat your balls like some fruits
Come on!
Instead of typing the white text, maybe just listen!
Come on!
Come on, dawg! Speak to me, dawg!
I don't even know what you're talking about.
I don't even know what you're talking about.
Hold on, uh, don't go, Ki.
Not as up there, but I'm telling you.
Hold on.
So I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't even know what you're talking about.
Wait.
Who most hell the bitch I've brought?
I don't know.
I'm in a club, man.
I thought nothing's said, and you bitch, I've got you.
I'm in the G.
They're my little piece, I'm a small, real man.
Just make it hot, just tune it up, tune it up, get ready to drop it
I boot it up, I boot it up, see them come to you
Before I lock it out, I grab my bra
Move it, move it, move it, come on, pickin' up fish
I like to do it, do it, I make some change with the fish
Yo, Ron is so good!
This don't get here with the book, I'm only going stupid
Oh, this is gonna do it!
Now, Don shoulda had a longer face.
Oh, God, he's good.
No dick ride.
He's good.
I like this song.
I like this song.
That was not bad.
That's a playlist.
But I think Don shoulda looked at it better first.
Better first.
Track.
What track is this?
What track is this?
Track five.
What I want.
Yeets.
Benny Yeats.
I think Don shoulda looked at it better first.
Track.
What track is this?
What track is this?
Track five.
What I want.
Yeets.
Benny x
I'll get some chill shit, okay?
Okay, hold on, hold on.
One more time.
Huh?
They try to fuck you shit and jump it with the pills
Every time I'm in a comic book
Lazy time music
I just call you ass to the birds
We need a lazy type of music
I can taste it
I'm flossing on the ground with you up high
Bitch
My private jinx, you're a fuckin' shit
You're bleeding up all in a fuckin' mix
I'm honey mistaste
How a fuckin' mix
I don't think it's that bad
Yeah, dummy cross bullet
Bullet, dummy hop
I
Can
I think it's too bad about this one live like this
Track 6. How many tracks are there?
So much money and so much cash, it's nowhere near the same thing
I was the first one covered with diamonds, bitch, let me bust on your face
Bitch, you the only one over here like me, you know what the fuck you see
Oh, what's up with you, you're looking for what's up with you
I ain't get no what's up with you, I love that
Oh, what's up with you, I need you to hold what's up with you
I went too back to my boy, got a trucker, two-couch suicide noise, got a two-pitch
Yeah, you'll get me a one-shanked two-pitch
Sunwish left me much like two-pitch
Sunwish dropped to Norega damn bitch
You got one me more than I have
This bitch thought this was a boy
That bitch said he had a son of a mother
They have a son of a mother's heart
Man, if you listen to this little word
I'm gonna ban you if I want to see this stuff come forward
What you got, boy
Give me all you want in the fuck
Wait, man, wait
I ain't ever wanted to try this
But you're full, thinking hard for me
I'm gonna fuck with you
Don't stop and sit back
I just wanna get you angry this way
You come on with things to say.
I feel you live like this.
I feel you live like that.
She said talking to the fire.
She said talking to the fire.
I said roll on tight.
I got hit into my road right there.
I don't care what the chat says.
I like this.
I just feel like he needs to switch up his flow.
He's doing that the same flow.
Like he isn't that bad, bro.
I feel you live like that.
I feel you live like that.
Wait hold on, hold on, transition to something golden!
Hold on, hold on!
Transition to something golden!
Can you have my money make it fun?
She give him like a star
diplomatic
Oh
Right now I know I'm not even I'm not even trying
I'm gonna be a realist bro
I can't even f- yo I'm not even kidding about these headsets are broken.
I'm going back to the fucking burger headset, bro. I'm dead ass. The only way this works is if I go with the fucking burger headset
I'm dead ass. It doesn't fucking work, bro
I need to fucking get a new headset. There's no way I don't have a logitech one
Nice, bro. So now I'm on this burger shit
This album dead ass just fucking broke my headset now I'm on this burger boy shit like this is so fucking sad man
This is actually so fucking sad
I'm gonna fucking say it slowly
I'm gonna turn this off. I'm about to actually turn this off. Did you hear this shit?
Games
Next song bro my way featuring Julia walk hold on
I was playing on, I was playing on B
I was playing on B
We gon' let you in for what you see
I was playing on B
Every Sunday you call up your friends
Tell them what you got, but why's another page in your mind?
I was playing on B
I might be at one night, I might be lost in ladies
Damn, this was a minute turn, baby
Do I tell you, talk, do I make no money?
Fuckin' it from a new mind
I
I
Be honest with you, bro, you grab me that head said ladies look you did work better. I don't
I'm gonna be honest with you, bro. I feel like yeet. I'm not like a diehard like music person again
I'm gonna say this again
I feel like yeet is a very creative artist, bro, and he's low-key not embracing his creativeness
I feel like he's not trying as hard as he should be and like I'm just saying that in a non-biased way
I'm gonna keep it a buck bro. Like I mean bro keep in mind like I feel like I don't know
I have a lot of music people in my chat. I feel like I don't do I I don't know
But all I'm saying is I don't think he's actually bad
I really don't but I feel like what made him special and unique unique or special is the fact that how creative he actually was
and I feel like right now he's not
like
I don't know bro like I don't want to sound like a dick writer because I'm actually like his music
But I did ask you like music
He's not creative in the slightest. He's straight doggy kale biting off a wheel and then still couldn't miss it brother shut the fuck up
You're just saying nonsense
I'm not a fan of this.
Let King Tonka talk by Ian King-Kyley.
And she out with you girl, here like she a portrait teller
And when I came along, her chest it makes her brand new sweater
And she won't come inside this world, I'm saddened if I love her
And I was smackin' on her ass when she leave the sweater
Fuck, and she be screamin' every bail, she know every letter
Her in the gallows, bitch, you look at me, I'm put together
Every time I pull up on these pussy bits, I chain the weather
Her new BBR, I got this bitch just fuckin' caught in the rain
Like in private talk, I just want things to be spoiled
When all these bitches see they're back on their own
I don't wanna let her fire me
And I'll put me on all this
I'm not gonna let her fire me
Silent fire me
Yeah, I don't wanna let her fire me
I'm not gonna let her fire me
I'm not gonna let her fire me
Step it inside
Yeah, and I'm not gonna let her fire me
I see that rise was for
I'm gonna listen to this when everyone gets me to good songs so I can see it later.
I'm gonna be honest with you bro, I don't have the attention spirit for that.
I'm fucking dead ass bro.
Start that fucking Samsung up.
I gotta find a fucking headset bro.
This is like actually garbage.
So I'm saying tiktok fucking brain, I have a better brain than everyone in this
fucking chat.
I get better brain. Facts.
Bro, I can't believe...
It's over, man.
Outlaw switched my shit, bitch.
Is it on?
Yes, probably.
You see me?
It's on me.
Come on.
Hold on.
What?
Ah!
What?
It doesn't work anymore, man.
This headset, like, this headset got me through so much, bro.
I've had this headset since COVID.
Look, it doesn't work so much that I hot glued it.
This is hot glue for years, just to hold it so it doesn't go down.
I think we can build a time capsule, bro.
For the future owners of this house.
Come on.
you hit me?
what do you mean? working? working.
You know, bro, it's like the owners of this next house is never gonna look down, right?
Might as well put this somewhere special.
I think we get it on top of one of the trees.
Yeah, I mean, you could.
for ever can live with us.
All right?
You're gonna last a little.
All right, pick a tree.
That one right there, you see that one?
Yeah, this one, like, that's like, all right.
Fuck, are you just gonna work?
Wait, which one?
That one right there?
Like the left one?
Like the left branch?
Yeah, like, going that sticking out,
like kind of like in front of you, ish, right?
I think I go underhand though, like this, right?
Yeah, just, yeah.
Oh, fuck, I'm going to get...
Reel it in.
Reel it in.
Alright, wait, I only get one chance, so which one should I do? Should I do this one right here?
Is that a saying, minus 100k tree from Japan?
You could do this one, it's all in the right, it's not bad.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I wanna like, I wanna be able to hold it.
Oh!
Oh!
Ha ha ha!
Rest in peace, Ralph.
Rest in fucking peace.
Look at that, I don't want to hide it
so they can't ever find it.
Well, that was like a perfect throw.
You gotta breathe it.
cooked? I don't know. That tree's a hundred... Oh my God, can trees be a hundred thousand
dollars with no way? Yeah, they definitely can. Do you think that these trees are a hundred
thousand dollars? No, not these ones. Are these planted? Like, do they build their
arms or are they planted? I actually don't know. Like, the southern tree, that one is
like, that's probably, that's like an example of a nice tree. How much was that
tree? I don't know, it was from Japan, it was imported leaves, imported bark, imported
palm trees, imported soil.
Hey, oh god, could they get mad at this?
No, I mean, what are they, they just don't-
Are you gonna find it?
No.
Yeah.
Really?
I mean like, yeah, cause the cord's dead and going down.
Fuck.
If you can tucks a cord, there's a high-
Imagine you're coming down here and like, you're not looking up.
You're right, you're right.
You see what we can like?
What?
Is there like a fish net?
Oh my god, the pool thing.
That's like a little bit of yard work with the guys.
Oh no!
Oh no! Oh no! How is that possible? How is that possible?
I fucked up. Oh god, I fucked up. I started hitting it off.
How is that possible? Do you think you're going to notice that or not?
No. No, I think it looks even better.
Wait, oh god, do you think you're going to notice?
I just said a win got it. Just say it got with me.
Mine is another 10K. You're saying that's a chrome heart.
Oh, gotcha.
Oh, God. Just trying to do it.
Alright, hold on.
how is that possible how is that possible can even see it like how is that possible
Oh my god, I'm gonna have these days suck. Oh no. Oh my god. I gotta get out of here.
Good.
Alright, alright, alright, alright. Let me get it down.
Is this mine?
Maybe I'll try it.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, this is like, I gotta get out of here.
I gotta get out of here.
How is that possible?
I don't think so, right?
Probably as well.
You know, what do you do with one shoe?
I'm trying to get it down.
Oh, that's actually...
Now it's...
Now it's just thrown from deep.
What do you do with one shoe?
I'm trying to get it back on.
Now it's... now it's just going to go up in deep.
Like, where the fuck is everybody?
Just goonin...
You say goonin?
Yeah.
Why?
That's where everyone's at, I don't know.
The same pinned.
Oh.
Cope law firm, you better get that shit down for your own sake at stable rental.
Bro, do you think I believe that there's a real fucking law firm that's watching me right now?
Like bro, do you actually take me for a fucking moron chat?
No, no, no, dead ass. Do people really think I'm a fucking idiot?
Do I actually, do you think we'll get in trouble with it?
Oh I tried.
Not your fault dude.
The wind got it.
Can we say that?
You got to work?
Yeah.
Yo, someone been sleeping on the balcony on an air mattress?
Oh.
Fucking shit.
I'm dead serious bro.
Think about it, imagine paying $75,000 a month and there's not a...
Straight ass.
There's straight fuckin' Monday night.
Like, where does a head censor out?
Can you- you don't know where they are?
No, that one that I found was in the lopie forbidden closet.
Why'd I put this out right now?
There you are.
You have a steak.
There's a protein candy everywhere, like...
Like, what the fuck is this?
Does it even fucking work? There's just nothing to do.
There's no one here.
Oh, no.
I'm not kidding.
I'm dead serious, but...
I have an idea.
What?
That's another
All right, what is this do see spin
Recoin italic Italy, I'm gonna randomly click this whoever goes over me and you are gonna travel
Oh, I just one go how many goes you think we could do three and you'd be picked from one of the three or we do one like
One more we have to do the last one
One
Grease that's not bad
Yeah, I don't know if this one says the best home
Pick a random country the spinner. Oh easy. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, I was only a hundred ninety nine
Is there not more than I thought there's three hundred eighty?
I don't fucking know.
Wait, I know there's 380 continents.
Is there 199 countries? Do we need some?
I don't know how it works.
One.
Two.
How many times do you do it? Do we spend one time or two times?
I think just once.
They're gonna get disaster. We're going to?
EL SAVADOR!
Is that good?
I don't fucking know what's there. I don't know. I've heard of it of course.
El Salvador? Wait, what is he?
What is he? GG's.
El Salvador.
Wait, that's beautiful.
Wait, it's beautiful. We...
Wait, is it safe?
Not a good time to go.
Someone said you look as skinned alive.
Alright, let's do the next one, baby.
So, I'm gonna move this one.
We can pick. Let's do 10 spots we pick from them.
10?
Let's do 10. Why not?
Okay.
She's now the right time.
Okay, well, that's Saudi Arabia. Saudi Arabia.
Okay. Let's do...
Let's do another one.
Let's do five, five total.
Five total, five total, five total.
I went to Saudi Arabia now.
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
South Sudan, that sounds beautiful, where's that?
Ooh, East Africa.
I'm down, let's do it.
That could be fun, all right, come on, we got two more.
Come on, come on.
Okay, I'm not gonna go to Jordan.
Is it safe time to go right now?
I'm down.
I'm actually down.
All right, all right, all right.
That was a good time.
All right, we got one more.
One more.
Come on, come on.
We gotta go to fucking there, bro.
I'm down for this one.
It's quite nice, brother.
What is this? Where is this? Where is this in the world?
Kragastan, what is that?
My little beautiful shit.
They're sending no internet here, though.
Is there internet here?
No bit, right?
I don't know, they're sending agent. This is beautiful. What the fuck?
This looks insane.
This is beautiful.
Oh, they're saying no.
There actually is an internet.
Google.
They're saying zero bit rate out of there.
One more.
One more.
Oh!
Okay, so I've been to France and I've been to Saudi.
Can we swap these two?
Maybe two more?
Can I bid to both?
Yeah, you don't want me to repeat.
Saudi and France, I've been to.
We got to repeat, too.
We got to repeat, too.
I know this place, because it just calls.
Ooh, this is nice.
This is nice.
Oh, easy.
OK, one more, one more.
I like that.
That's a good one. That might be the spot.
Now that's up.
Little Saint James from Chilly.
I love Chilly.
Oh, it's a country.
Wait, that's not a real photo. Is this?
This is a real photo?
Okay, so we've got option chili Panama Jordan South Sudan or El Salvador, which one you think
Little salsa dance. Is that nice?
I'm gonna go
Guys televieve is not on here is it
I don't know okay, what okay Google that one wait, what is that one? Estonia?
And okay
Estonia let's go I want to go oh that's beautiful dude now that I think about it is America like just chopped
yes it's so juddy I'm not even kidding like look at the architecture here bro it's so much better
everything looks so much like nice okay we have to choose what do you want to do
Europe I don't know Asia Europe North America is that not the United States
mmm yeah I think it is South America
Which one do you think?
Africa?
What's here?
It's down there.
They're saying Asia.
Asia?
Europe?
Why did I see that?
What's going on?
Have you asked which one?
What is this?
This looks dope.
What the...
Yo, what are all these places in the world? I've never even seen...
No, I'm not kidding.
I want to visit every country.
Wow.
That was all of you.
Not it.
Maybe not every...
But like...
That's where the Pope is?
Yeah, the Vatican.
Is that nice? Is he good?
You care about the Pope, yeah?
How about the Pope?
I don't know.
Pope Francis and he died.
So I think it's still my house.
My niece and niece, bro.
It's not like that.
I couldn't be very wrong about it.
This is so many people.
Wow.
What do you think the best?
I can't ask a shot.
I really want to travel, bro.
OK, go to Jordan.
All right, I'm gonna have to take a little off camera
minding it further.
What is that, bro?
A daaap!
A daap!
I
Should we just get a place
What just gross they see it's lost yeah wait that actually looks like that's actually on Godly
Yeah, why is there fucking with that that nuts?
Probably I think I'm gonna kick it
Very can they stay ready? Can they actually see it though? Yes?
You my god
Fucking flying everywhere. It's a cleaning segment. I don't know
I don't know what to do, I don't have a fucking headset.
The headset's broken.
It's hanging on my fucking outside tree.
It's got a fucking Air Force.
It's the two paddles.
There's no way we don't have an extra headset here.
God, am I going to the best one?
It's so fucking far.
Yeah, it's traffic.
No.
I just can't even get on a game, bro.
We'll have burgers here.
Need some sausage out of the oven.
Oh, sir.
I just want to see if this is empty or not.
Alright.
My girlfriend ate it.
Oh my god, you actually just scared me so bad.
I didn't know what was happening, I didn't know what the fuck was just happening.
It's just nothing to do, bro.
I mean, this is just hitting, I have no friends, I just have no fucking friends.
I'm not kidding, bro, like, maybe you're laughing, but like, I'm being so dead-ass like,
I just don't know, I can't actually, like, tell you, I just don't know, burger,
You're friends?
I don't...
I'm not gonna hang out.
I think I should have crewed up here.
I'm dead. I think I'm trolling.
I need a friend.
Good work.
I know you made the content today.
I'm back.
What's going to do, bro?
I need a streamer, bro.
Alright, well, let's flip you to some...
What's up, bro?
What's going on?
Oh, actually, the cartel.
The cartel right there.
Did I have my keys?
Yes, ma'am, these are ours.
Whoa, send something over.
Everybody that could hear me is an official checkpoint.
So, if you're watching this video right now,
you've got a cart in front of you, mind you, we'll rip it.
Um, here's Ray's room.
Hope there's nothing here anymore.
Yeah, probably never actually sold the balcony over here, so...
We're not going to see today.
You can talk, bro. It's a key point.
Ha ha ha!
Actually, I want to go see what this batch is, uh, here for.
Some shit, some more shit, my roommate, you might know that guy who used to trick shot
and shit.
And this is where I've been sleeping, brother, I'm used to just sleep right here, I can
do like a one handed blow up off this and this is where I'm going to do it, this
This is my Sparrow staircase, pretty neat.
These are actually stairs directly from somewhere that makes them $500,000 a step.
Oh, it's got mud on it.
Let's see a desk.
It's just my camera, and he's shy. I told him he could talk, but I think he's just shy.
This is not normally how this works.
He's in the wrong spot.
He's chill. I mean, he's fully normal.
I don't know, he's just shy, I guess.
I don't know.
What do you buy, dude?
That's a cool shirt.
Thank you, bro.
Wait, why are you here and not there?
That's my new camera man.
Oh.
Yeah.
I'm just kind of trying to like this like streaming shit.
I don't see everybody do it, so like, I just want to like try.
Yeah, yeah, give it a shot.
Yeah.
See how it goes.
Give it a shot, okay.
I'm gonna go and make sure the city is, uh, straight.
Want to hold some shit down?
Yeah.
Come here, man.
Oh, yeah.
This is my kitchen.
The shit doesn't get really thrown away here.
This is the trash.
And I'm also just waiting for, like, all of it to just shift down and fall.
Because whenever it happens, no one's gonna be the one to pick it up.
I'm really just waiting for it.
I'd really be ashamed if it all just fell down right now.
Because no one's picking it up.
Not a fucking soul picking up an apple.
I had a Chinese roommate paint his body green, left his shit out, not a bad show.
I had a sad ass for a roommate and a thug who made cookies and also left it out.
Is that a good one?
Okay, good. What's in it?
Oh just like butter and just like cookies and shit
Wait those are edibles. Yeah, I actually swallowed a piece. Is that gonna get me high?
Oh my god, I just ate one. I'm like I might taste it. Am I gonna get fried?
I'm high. I'm high as fuck. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm high.
Now Joe was like three weeks old.
He told me I could take whatever Star Wars figures I want.
That's pretty nice. It's really quite nice.
Actually, I'm making it.
I'm not gonna tell him actually.
We can actually just move this to the car now.
Oh my god this is quite heavy though.
Alright yeah we'll just go put this in the car.
If I drop it on the way there it'll be just a shame because it's still dark.
So this shouldn't happen.
Alright, might lose a little bit of battery in the driveway here.
If you need to switch it to the water part of the data go ahead.
In the chat y'all just still be trying.
You're not getting too much service.
Woah!
That's actually fire.
I'm glad that's fire.
Is it working?
That's actually fire.
A fucking crow?
Is that a raven?
I actually don't know what that is.
It's a fucking crow dude.
That's actually a world.
I'm not even gonna...
I don't know.
fucking crowded
Just gonna head out here to my car now
It's everything
It's all good, it'll be ok
It's everything
It's all good
It's rad
Yo, if you don't know how to fucking fix it, I don't want to hear you fucking talk
Either fix it or don't tell me it's lagging
I don't want to hear it's lagging
I want to hear, yo, the stream looks good, let's fucking do it
I don't have a backpack dude.
I don't know where you're making it out.
It's fucking apt.
The chat's not working.
I can't see the chat.
It's good.
Um, is this the site of early death?
There's a crawl that keeps coming by.
Absolutely.
Yep.
Want to go somewhere?
Yeah, where you want to go dude?
In and out segment, air on segment, food, you don't get to eat.
I'm trying to think where could we actually go?
Have you heard of boss?
I'm not doing that, bro.
We're gonna go get in the car.
Alright dude.
Alright.
I'm just a streamer.
Oops, I leaked your license plate.
Hold on.
Everything all good?
Oh the air smelled bad. Holy shit.
Fire pressure low, click off that.
Malfunction, click off that.
Oil and filter, click off that.
Make sure you have the AC button on.
Don't want to hear that shit beeping like a little bit.
They have no backpack.
It's okay, we're just gonna...
I don't got too far.
We can talk some time.
That was...
I
Good and don't worry about shooting the mic and shit here like they can't even hear it shouldn't be allowed
So you can just eat
Like I know a lot of people would be like oh like better than I like chewing them like got it
I like my biggest pet feed no one cares, bro
No one cares
Cuz you got a basic this part right they're watching you bro
You're not watching them. So you just get to do where the fucking
Who cares what they have to say bro?
You want to eat some food, lautish it in the mic?
Eat some food, lautish it in the mic, bro.
Is it good though?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I cook it in gas, I'm on E.
It's being used in gas.
We have no backpacks now.
We're good, dude.
I'll tell you what it's like.
Alright, brother.
You're honestly pretty good like yeah you're so all you've been like cameraman
and she brought to stop sign don't roll a stop sign
that'd be exactly our socks
So what do you do with like your board?
I
Know as a dead
No, back no nothing
You should just be a little after a couple seconds should come back any second up
Just go on my phone and check the way your text a
Oh
We're gonna get bad. No, we're not
Nice car. Thank you, bro. It's humble. It gets me to where I need to go
As long as it has gas, low fuel
It's like that off as well. I always thought it was a bullshit, bro, but it's just a good way to drive
It's good, dude
We're just going to the sixth dozen right here at the gas station
Oh, actually I might have a my boy might be there. He does like dancing and shit. He's really good
Yeah, so my boy he might be at the gas and he like dances and shit he might just be like you can buy asking what his favorite
Emote is. I don't know if I'll answer you. I've never actually talked to him, but he's pretty normal guy
and looks of it
We're currently in the school zone, so I'm keeping it humble.
Keeping it very humble.
Dude, I'm gonna break.
Uh, so I want you to know that like whenever we're slowing down, like we're stopping,
my break is like touch, like it's going like as hard as it possibly can.
Like, um, like if I press make break just a little bit and like nothing happens,
so I have to press like really hard, so sometimes that's why it feels like, you know, like some like whiplash.
But it should be good for the most part, like I said.
You're saying re-pan, hold on.
Can you read your pen?
Yeah, go ahead, if you don't mind.
It's really nice to be able to read that out loud for me too.
Cameraman is awesome. Thank you.
Oh, that's a nice message.
Cameraman is awesome. I agree, bro.
We're probably at the gas station.
You want anything?
I don't know.
Do you have like any food runs or anything you want?
Like, what's your ideal food run?
Like, for me, I go to the gas station.
Not any more bro, but I used to just get like a true moon like talkies, bro
So like my ideal gas station was like a true moon some talkies, bro
There about to be here just waiting at my red light
I usually drive with one hand whether it's down here whether it's up here
maybe it's a little like underhand but I've never actually tried to drive like ten and two here
let me see what we can do let's see um my hands are now at ten and two
just wait for this red light to uh pop green and stuck in here
Oops, Cybertron, I killed all of you, man.
That's a very nice, uh, call-out. Here we go.
We're just...
Ow, fuck!
My gas phone, it's on my right side, so I'm gonna have to swing this bad boy around.
Let me not hit that classic call-out. That would probably cost me a nice, uh,
That's a lot of going on here too.
That's a little bright.
Off the house.
Griefing me.
Ah, there we go.
Seven dollars!
Yeah, it's going to help me up here.
When you're filling up premium too, bro, this shit's probably going to cost you like three, four hundred to fill up this fucking thing.
Oh, here we come, my gas.
I've gotten gas in probably like six months.
I'm not really be driving.
Um...
Forget it, I thought I forgot my, uh, my phone.
I actually don't know how to get gas.
Let's go get my car.
That guy is coming towards us.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Eyes are fine.
Yep, this is how you fold gas, boys.
So if anybody ever wants a...
Oh, careful, they're not gonna see me in the other section there.
If anybody wants to know how to fold a 2019 Nissan Centra, it costs me about $8,000 cash.
Look at this, dude. Look at this fucking wrap on the car, bro.
Like that's what a lot of people don't realize is that you can buy a car like this and you'll say it's shit
Or you can buy a car like this and give it a nice fucking wrap and actually make it look good and make the muscle look good
And it's like people are just like, well I want my shit crossed the way, I want an island man dream, I want pink, I want this guy on the third da da da da
No bro, how would you get the fucking sitting in the tow yard for two weeks now it's all dirty crap
How would you get that bro?
And it cost you zero, actually it cost you like, no no, and you probably think it doesn't, it's cheaper, no
It cost you a thousand dollars, that's the best part, it cost you a thousand fucking dollars
And I'm not kidding. It's looking like my gas is a bottomless fucking pit right now because apparently it's still going usually I'll get this
There we go
Got a jiggle it of course one truck some leakage
And also a little rule of thumb is you never want to light you never want to light a
Lighter here at the gas station because then it could blow up and you don't let's just say you don't want to blow up
Oh yeah, and the rap lines were going good in the sun too.
And this is like, okay, so, so this is all
I'll give you the, I'll give you the rundown.
So there I am, right?
I'm driving through Nebraska, right?
I'm headed to California from Wisconsin.
It's fucking raining, it's storming.
I'm the only one on the road, it's like 3 a.m.
It's absolutely insane.
Whoosh!
Shit comes flying right off my car.
No chance in hell I'm grabbing that.
Now I call it the half and half.
Half on, half off.
What could this say?
Also, what about the hood guy, I don't want to give you like a jump scare because he's
a fucking 12-uh, something.
And this thing has a lot of horses to it, I know.
You good?
I got you, brother.
You got it, brother.
You got it, brother.
Got you, brother.
All right, now I gotta think about
Leslie
School in here
We're gonna see fucking perform a lot of turn with traffic
I don't want to die I didn't let me hit my leg what's going on here
Um, don't worry, don't worry, I'm going to go about this very humbly.
I think that's illegal, like, left turn.
You're not allowed to do a U-turn on the road, dude.
Uh, hey, brother!
Kill that one, brother.
The U-turn hasn't even been pulled yet.
We're still just...
Yeah, but I can tell what you're gonna do.
I don't know.
That's illegal.
Pete, come on in!
What's on your feet?
Well, it's only the time change.
and look at that brother just had a quick little one to buckle my louis and
our here bro so what I'm off camera though bro like cameras are on like
realistically I can actually show you not I probably should click off all those
messages as well so I've given up wait that's actually seen bro 48 dollars
and my shitting even full yet I look he stopped it because if you're starting
text, bro, I look like spending $50 on gas. This tank right here will last me until I sell the car.
And hopefully I can sell it soon. Oh, what's going on guys? We're live on TikTok. If you guys are
enjoying the stream, make sure you tap the fuck out of the screen and spam all your favorite
type hearts. Send me roses, send me jalapenos, send me hot dons. Make sure you guys send me
all your favorite things and I'm going to be jumping into a new galaxy and I'm going to be
Swerving the wheel as hard as I can for every time you guys set up the screen just fucking kidding. I would never fucking do
But we are in the home
This bad but on the other one down the road
It's because I have it's been asked for like 30 seconds
All right, I think it's back blinker on we're gonna be acting a little bit. What's going on guys?
We're back, and we're gonna go there. So what's going on here?
It's going up the hill here. It's gonna might be a little at the
Might be a little at the
What's going on guys? We are now live from the upside down going fast like 11 through stranger things and
We are going to be trying to save will now a lot of people been ordering on how do you support?
Oh, what's going on guys? We're just gonna be dropping up the hill. It's oh and tap the screen tap the screen
Send your likes and your likes and your likes. Just going up the hill it might F a little bit might have we know we can't afford it to you
Sorry can't afford it, but should be up the hill in any second
Just gonna be probably like I'd say two minutes and a half
Whoa, a little bit of pop kid in the road
Oh man
Just gonna go and park in our spot, of course, this is our spot that we own, as you can tell
it's right in front of our house.
And then shout out to us for letting us park here, film, and throw in a park.
Got everything.
Dude, this is the neighbors.
Oh, I know them, though.
That's the thing.
They don't like us.
Uh...
Oh!
First thing I'll do...
Snagging.
Black sugar.
I don't wanna leak.
Select.
Blackwood racing.
There's no fire in peace.
Alright, it's back.
Alright, welcome back.
It's gone.
It's back.
Where are my colors?
Um, peaceables.
We're good, brother.
We are good.
Can I fill a piece?
Um, quick little relic, though.
A lot of people.
And I can honestly go out and see you in the comments on my latest video.
I've been seeing what you guys are saying.
We have to let lucky guy, I'm sorry.
Also, I don't know.
I think I can tell you why that's locked.
Uh, brother?
Brother!
Wait, try opening it, I'm going to...
Wait.
Oh!
It's out of body!
Let me check.
Alright, I think you can see that.
Everything good?
Everything good?
Everything good?
Everything good?
Everything good?
Everything good?
Everything good?
Everything good?
Everything good?
Everything good?
Everything good?
Hold on!
Hold on, Roma!
Big-ass fucking...
Don't worry, man!
No!
I will kill you fuck it
Alright so you're gonna pee in this thing where?
Hello?
Good
What's up man?
Oh yeah, so I'm agreeing to comment
I saw what you guys were saying
And I'm sorry no, we will not be accepting
We'll be mad
Oh and god I just saw a red laser
Oh and god
I swear to anyone who's been in the jet
I swear to god I just saw a red laser
Am I tripping?
No way
Um, Loki will not be joining us back.
Um, I contacted him, I said, yo, if you talk on God, I just want another release.
If you try to, like, you know, um...
Because he's with a modeling agency now, and I obviously support that, but I was like,
you know, Loki, you could come back with us, but we would like you to, you know,
grab a little bit of that and I'll...
And he's still posting a photo and video of himself with Anna Tui, and I'm like,
What the fuck are you posting? How are we supposed to take you serious?
And it's just like it gets to a point, bro. It just gets to a fucking point, Lopie. I'm sorry.
And obviously moving forward to the future, I would love to try and make things work.
You still have your prodding here. Most of your belongings are still in there.
So if you would like to complain to Rewards, you could always claim that at any given moment.
Um, no thing now, we actually have a Cocoa sponsorship here.
Um, this is just a Lincoln log.
Yeah, so this is gonna, that's gonna be shit.
And, if you guys were to use your thinking cabs,
the one's the last time you guys saw Cocoa on my channel,
probably about two or three months ago,
which means this is probably been sitting here for about two or three months.
And, let's be honest.
Nope, nope, nope, nope.
That is not getting cleaned up.
Edward!
Um...
That's our thing that's all I want a kitchen segment. Oh, no, okay, thank you. We can go. Um
That candy though, that's from my boy Brian. He like makes like protein candy and like sends it all like craters and shit
So and Brian he's a really good friend of mine. He has hella protein candy here, too
You're welcome to take as much as you want you can take it home
Kill it! Kill it brother! Kill three!
Necausis, two cossips bro!
Straight down the hatch.
Hundred grams of protein.
Oh, you want to eat another one?
Hundred grams of protein. I can't swallow this though.
I'll get too strong.
You have to swallow it.
That's bad discipline. You have to swallow it. Support your friend.
You're gonna spit out rugs again? Eat these bad?
Brian?
Wallet. You can't be a bad friend.
Um...
You can't be a bad friend.
Wait, hold on. What's this?
Oh, yeah, no, no, not even candy.
Uh, no, Dr. John, no, not even candy, brother.
Not even candy. I know, I know.
You said if I eat candy, I'll die in a spot, I know.
Brother, all I did was put it in my mouth. I'm not following it.
So, like, how can you...
Also, I don't think we're as...
It's fucking protein candy.
Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I...
That's what I told him, too.
more than one piece at a time it'll be fucking jacked
you good?
as a matter of fact kill your arm
that's not fit
oh ho!
how much did you use?
come on, it might have been
we need actually to get on indeed.com
I'm not kidding
I already have to say
I'm just saying it out of L
mostly just Ls
I'm not gonna be kidding bro like we gotta move out I know this house is just
fucking crumbs for like anything besides like I don't know I don't like dead ass
home the guy could stay here for another month I'm dead serious bro I don't blame
you you've been in giving your fucking lazy as a banger hour long jay I mean
everyone's just gone at least not their fault they're just everyone's just
It's gone.
Oh, that was nice.
That was nice.
Throw you it?
Yes.
I'm angry here.
That was really good.
There's no more.
We try to get the best out of it. Perfect sound, you know what I'm saying?
Okay.
Ooh, that was a good sound.
That was a good sound. It wasn't bad. That wasn't bad. One more.
I have an idea.
We got it! Yeah, yeah, yeah.
See how many we can do.
I don't know, Chad, do y'all see anything?
I thought I hit the bottle! I thought I hit the bottle!
There's a drain down here. What is this?
What's down here?
Is it any right there?
I don't know. Chad, do y'all see anything?
What the fuck here?
Put on 75.
Here.
Come on, we gotta go again.
We're going for the record.
We gotta go for ten, ready?
One, two, three.
You saw it.
Wait, wait.
It's not easy.
Get off this ride, come on.
Alright.
One, two, three.
It's not easy.
I don't know what to do bro, I actually don't know what to do, I don't know what to do.
You're actually wondering, can't go wrong with desktop, I don't know, I don't want to
say anymore.
Oh, then yeah, then you could just end your shaming.
My headset doesn't work.
I have Kanye I have to listen to.
Which one is Kanye's from?
Two hours.
No, three.
I actually don't know.
I'm not kidding.
So I have actually nobody here.
Adapt. Adapt's not here.
There's Tom Lee.
Can you see it, bro?
I was just seeing where the spit was.
Take a seat, bro.
Guys, I don't want to sit any more precise to sit.
Easily hop in the euros and make contact.
Okay.
Lace, guess how far Best Buy is from here?
Honestly, it's probably really close.
It's probably like 10 minutes, right?
45 minutes.
Let's try a different Best Buy.
Let's try one that's one mile less.
37 minutes.
Let's try this one that's 2.1 away.
25 minutes.
and that's the one that kicks us out.
Let's do one in Washington, Boulevard, 50 minutes.
Let's do the one closest to us.
Oh, 43 minutes.
These are fries.
I don't know what to do, bro.
Let's just start like nostalgia farming or something.
Let's just look at like videos on YouTube from like the 2010s and just like fun prime videos and just remake them
No, like low-key action. Generally though like
You know how like everyone's getting a house in Florida
Everyone well, you know how like check you know how like this is minus like a hundred thousand ideas. I love I
Don't know. That's what I was thinking. I was at minus a hundred thousand. He's brought it. Lays is you that
So if everyone is getting a house in Miami, should I get a house in like Irvine Irvine was that one's coming
It's up to you, bro. I mean I gotta move I gotta move wherever you go not obviously in with you
I'm saying but I would have to find a place there too. I don't really want to sit in LA anymore.
Like I'm not kidding, I look he's just sitting away.
This is too true.
You want to come see me?
You want to come see me?
You want to come sit with me?
You want to come hang out?
you wanna come see with me?
do you wanna hang out with me?
really dude?
guys if you couldn't hear him by the way he said fuck no
two words fuck no
cause he could have just said no or like nah I'm good
or like I got something to do
but he actually said fuck no
which means he would rather probably be doing anything
I've been there.
PBM said come over.
Oh, he got a new hair, bro.
It's looking fly.
I'm down to pull up.
PBM said pull up.
I'm down to pull up on PBM.
Let me call him real quick.
Five-point match. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I have his number.
Let's see if it picks up.
Hey, Maxwell.
I'm looking.
Are you ready?
Yup.
You are fucking so ugly.
I don't know.
I don't even want to hit you.
Okay.
And number league.
Should we go see what your room's at now?
Guys, do you see something?
Yeah.
Do you look at me right now and think I'm happy?
No, not at all.
I literally text you that when you're not alive.
You know that.
I don't think you're happy. I tell you that.
I don't fucking think you're happy at all. No.
So what am I doing with my life?
Focusing too hard to make other people happy?
Instead of focusing on yourself.
Which is also what I try to tell you.
I don't know what your life crisis is.
I don't know what the definition of life crisis is, but I don't know.
I'm not the one to tell you if you are or not going through that.
Hold on.
I don't know.
the cutscene or it's it might be like a little walk fast angle but I'm
gonna action your shot I got a line for him once he comes on
I had him with that oh you're coming to see me it's gonna be oh no not my food's
I don't know if he's here.
Oh God, is he in there?
Oh God, he's in there what?
Oh, I don't know.
He's coming to sewer me.
What are you doing?
You keep on coming to us, starting to fall into the other side.
You can't be a sewer me?
I swear they were just here.
I mean that's been like months.
So I'm just chilling bro.
I mean it's all good. The new JKK just dropped.
I gotta go watch that bro.
I thought you were getting up already.
I'm gonna figure out what I'm gonna eat while I watch it though.
Any suggestions?
You wanna go to Irvine with me?
Right now?
No, I want to move there.
No, not Irvine.
Report?
Yeah, I mean at some point, baby.
That's not the worst city.
What are you doing here?
Whatever it takes.
That's not a bad answer.
That's not the answer I'm looking for.
So like, what did you do today?
I just answered that.
I asked, what did you do that I said I'm still actively doing that
Yeah, so yes, what he was doing I said, what are we doing? What did you do there?
Right? What did you do today? Actually, whatever it takes is what I've been doing today
So I think he means he did already today or whatever it took so then what else are you doing?
Well, I just told you now gotta watch JJ kick
It's the last episode apparently you took 1v4s or 1v3s and it's out already
So, I should have been priority number one off the wake up, and it's not almost 9pm man, I have a lot of time.
It's not even close to 9pm, it's like 5pm or 9pm.
Almost 9pm?
It's like 3 more hours actually.
So what did you do then if you didn't watch that show?
I'm trying to tell you.
Why do you have a mold growing on your legs?
That's a scratch.
How are you laying on the ground?
It's so much more comfortable like this.
Look at the plane.
Oh my god.
It's really like a crazy trail.
Yes, chemical trails.
Let's go out into California.
Every plane that drives by has lots of chemicals in the shape of a cloud,
so at least they get its cloud.
But actually, we're dying when I'm about 460.
That's good.
So what are you doing today?
What's the content?
Absolutely fucking nothing.
What?
I ran out of content, bro.
No. There's no content left here at all.
Not even a little.
You tried to lay streamer segment?
I did try that one actually.
Didn't you guys leave?
Yeah.
Whatever it takes.
Whatever it takes.
Didn't you guys leave and where'd you guys go?
How'd you guys already back here?
I was just chilling.
I ended up putting it up.
You guys left after me.
I hung up my headset on the trees for, it's up, it's behind here actually.
And then I tried throwing the shoe out as you get it down and the shoe got stuck.
I don't see the headset anywhere.
behind the pool with the guy on the stairs.
Why is there like a noose for a rat right there?
I see that.
There's two.
I don't know.
That's the only one he's spamming.
They want a nap segment, so that's not my check,
you're saying.
You're live now, huh?
No, I've been live.
Yeah, I've been live.
Oh.
What happened to your golf cart?
It's right in the front, no?
It lived.
What the fuck?
Oh wait, wait, don't do that.
I don't see much movement anymore.
Tug of Caves through the...
Okay, what am I about to order while I watch JJ Cave Boat? Throw some suggestions out.
Something's gotta stay.
Brother, you're 30 years old.
I'm not even close.
I'm not even kidding, what is it you plan on throwing a family?
I've got too much here going on right now, but once I solve everything in front of me,
then I can start figuring that pepper shit out, okay?
Yes, sir.
What about you?
I don't see much life left of me.
Really?
I've got about a couple more weeks.
Sorry about that.
You're gonna miss the boys and the invincible just started coming out.
your trip and uh...
no way home
and adventures
you've got to talk about it
so i want to stay alive
for a bit
but i want to go for a movie if it's a spoiler
and it's just a lot of ironman
it's not good i want to know i do today and then see how you feel
after and if you've still been like that you have a good energy to six
you've got to live till GTA 6, at least.
Take a little key, there's things,
like there's a couple reasons to keep going,
like GTA, summer I guess.
Summer is coming along, it's starting to get hot as fuck.
Yeah, it is.
Tasting clothes, maybe showers this weekend.
That'll probably be a good time.
So, what do you,
what do you, I haven't seen like in like weeks,
Okay, we've been up to just chillin breathe it
What about you I don't really know
Like I'm just day-to-day right now
I don't know I feel like I have a lot of negative energy
And I need to release it. I don't know if that's a masturbation. I
Don't know if that's it's gotta be another outlet this time
I could kill someone
I'm not even saying I murdered someone I
I've got lots of murdering people. I'm not kidding like recently, too
I just feel like if I killed one person like I could get all my hunger out. I'm not even kidding. I think there's some
healthier
No way to say I'm brought down. I might have put some of this energy. Who'd you kill?
There's not many people that anyone in this house right now
right now, to be honest. There's not a lot of people here.
Oh, fuck, this is why everyone dipped?
Are you about to go fucking postal?
No, you gotta find another outlet for this energy.
Maybe a...
I just feel like the soul has been sucked out of me, bro.
I need a soul.
I need to get some head.
No, like soul. I need to get soul.
How do you get soul?
How do you get soul?
How do you get more soul into it?
I need to get some head.
No, I feel like...
How do you get your soul back?
Two things that make you happy?
What happened? You sold your shit?
I think so.
What?
Could've sounded like...
That's what it sounds like.
It feels like I got all my soul sucked out of me.
Yeah, I mean, could do things that make you happy?
Could eat some soul food?
Eatin' soul food, that's gotta be like...
It's so creepy.
That's gotta be like...
Where are you looking?
I think it's a duck walk.
It's a swear, right?
I mean, I heard.
A duck.
Just force that out of your ass.
Straight into the concrete.
Straight into the concrete.
Alright, bro. I'm getting a sixer lay.
It's Sunday.
I can't keep throwing.
I just gotta get something and watch this episode.
Hey, you know he's a trick shotter?
And a sniper?
Little bit who's a better trick shot are you right here? I wonder who could ride my shit the hardest
I swear god no funny shit
Don't stop that off right now
I'm gonna cut it off. I'm not kidding
You've never had thoughts like how like that girl like how feels like we ride it
Hey guy, that's gotta feel crazy
I'm not kidding.
I'm not even funny funny.
I thought about that.
Okay, maybe you should look into that a little bit.
No, don't leave.
Please don't leave.
That's awkward.
Where are you going?
Oh, should I do it?
I can...
Hold on.
Oh.
Oh, no.
This is a gold phone!
That's gotta, that's gotta count.
Oh yeah, it's got to.
That was pretty solid. I was, uh...
I shouldn't have hesitated. I should have just got up and did that.
Yeah, that's what I thought was gonna happen at first.
Oh.
I took my hand off, though.
I need to stamp some glasses off.
Yeah, actually, seriously.
Is this the same Samsung that got Swanson Ball?
It's a triple Datsun, man.
God fucking damn, like, go watch your little anime, bro.
Well, I was about to switch in music here right now.
I didn't have to lift my leg up.
I didn't have to do that.
All right, I'm out of here.
All right.
Nick Roxall, man.
Chick-fil-a, though?
Are we lost on that?
Yeah, I just heard the apple pay, ding!
But I still got the two minute window out of the undoer.
Do you mind if I do the apple print?
No.
Did you get the kick fight?
Just a chicken sandwich.
You fat bitch!
Holy fuck!
What'd you get to, you large fries, you fat ass?
I think there's a lot of fatter things.
Old college, you try to settle it there, son of a gun.
Shh.
I
Seen two walls yesterday to what all bro. They're so big when they're actually flying
Yes, there's a family of them that live around my crib and I went outside on my balcony when I heard it
Make in there fucking coms or whatever. What is it? Oh, my
He's bro, I looked up. I thought I was looking at a dinosaur
He'll be back here later. I'll paint. I'm yeah
Oh
There was a sound like
That's just the awkward long walk back
As we just can just see him the whole way
He's really like there's a slight chance. He's looking at Sharon. I like I also don't think he's a type to care enough
But it is a pretty awkward slow walk back
I really feel like it's going to be on my desktop, John.
I really feel like I just don't want to make I don't know how to describe it I
still have a fucking headset oh my god that's actually it doesn't work that I
keep using the desktop it's so low for me might as well door-dash on target
yeah best buy yeah it's just laughing that I don't have a fucking headset on my
Fucking God so cringe site
We should tear up these fucking tiles. Why is this hollow?
There's tunnels under us
Bro, it's hollow
Hold on. What's at the headset the best?
Now you gotta go at the HyperX cloud 3 wireless Bluetooth headset
That's how I'd be ripping out of every massive for years.
Your amount of change headsets, are you serious?
You don't have to of course, but that is a solid headset.
Okay, I'm gonna do that headset, and then we'll shut it with it.
Like anything? Like while we're ordering at Best Buy?
They might have like 32 grilled nuggets and a large one.
Oh come on, seriously.
I don't know what else you could possibly need from Vespa
Is that it?
Fuck no, I don't think you would do the best tip option every time
Oh my god, I fucked up my order
Oh god, how do I fix it?
I ordered a Beyond Beef Teriyaki Bowl and chicken veggie guy
It was a pop-up of Cali Teriyaki
I'm a fucking idiot
Beyond beef?
You just got some fuckin' bullshit
Enjoy your Beyond beef, bro
I'm actually a fucking idiot, bro.
I'm a fucking idiot, man!
Oh my god.
What? You just caught a whiff?
So fucking bad.
When was the last time you caught a shower?
Two days ago.
I've been shitting myself, I don't know what I'm gonna do.
Oh my god, there's actually an ugly, almost fucking murder.
You know what I'm gonna do?
I wanna kill something right now.
Go to the bathroom!
You're shitting yourself!
I don't know if I can sit here and wait for Kanye for another two hours or so.
I'm dead ass.
Well...
I got nothing, man.
The police is just sending me notifications, so...
We got your name here.
What do I do?
stand on that thing with the wheels on it and see if I can push it around.
As well.
Start standing on it first. Put your feet on the edges.
Come on, bro.
It doesn't work as well as it did.
Like those squirers in gym class?
Oh my god, here, give me your hand.
But keep your head up.
I won't be a retard.
I put my hand under a cart and my mom pushed me and my old male came off.
That is so disgusting.
I'm not going to be able to learn how to dunk.
I don't think it's a learning gap.
We got to practice, bro.
You can probably do practice if you're hurt.
I haven't even turned to one.
I just feel like a fucking pussy.
My life, I just feel miserable right now.
Yeah, that's because of what I told you, bro.
You're killing yourself by fucking trying to out
to make other people happy.
You're focusing not on yourself.
Like, I'm just miserable, man.
You're so fucking...
You know what you need to do, bro?
You just need to start smoking weed
every single night.
Oh, God, I know that, I know that.
I don't need to pop Adderall.
I don't need to pop Adderall.
Let's just get on carts Adderall and peptides bro. Let's just let's just leave the rat race
I'm so dead ass down. I think I'm trolling
This is where I come to smoke I'm not kidding. I bring this chair out here. I throw it down UN
I do have to throw one leg over I get on rails
And I just sit here, and I just look and it's always so quiet
Why are they saying bullies are canceled?
I don't know where I'm at in my life, man.
I mean, I, yeah, I assume so, I've got nothing to lend you ponder, bro.
Don't always got to talk.
I'm just, um, thinking about it all.
I'm gonna call Betsy, bro.
No?
No.
Hey, Beth, I'm live right now.
You're live right now?
Yeah, man.
What are you doing?
I'm just calling to say I miss you.
Next time, we should do that.
We'll miss us, man.
Thanks, man.
So, I'm just going to have some politics right now as we speak, actually.
You good at?
Yeah man, which is something like four cases.
I'm gonna shoot that.
Are you okay man?
No.
He sounds so sad.
I am sad.
Why did your titles say I got no friends?
I don't know, I'm gonna do it bro.
It's gone very dropin' tonight.
I fucking not.
Oh god. Well, do you wanna hang out?
Yeah man, let's go open some bombs one of these days.
You mean that? Yeah, maybe some late night bombs one night.
Is that a homing missile?
Is there someone who's locked on you?
Sorry, I'm just flying by a presser home.
Have one?
Yeah, man, I've just got it.
He's doing like it's on sale.
Fly over the fucking house right now!
Yeah, look up, bro. I passed it over.
I don't know what to do with it.
I don't know what to do with it.
Find something that's for something
I'm multi-million right now be happy number
You know what's opening Bob's without my patcher
I know you thought about that one too, we're saying it.
And then I have Mr. Krabs at home.
I miss you bro and I just, I miss you man.
I miss you too man, I still, I still miss you.
Breathe down the trees and y'all will be getting out.
Can we get some dinner?
Yeah.
Maybe I'm some hot sauce.
That's it?
It's a...
It's a...
Oh, my!
Okay?
Alright, that's all.
I'll leave you be in there.
Listen.
Okay, fine. Some happiness, man.
Thanks, bro. Love you, man.
Love you, man. Peace.
What are you still going to answer?
I think he just sees that and just is like,
All right, he's probably doing something really cool, like he's probably like the
baddest bitch ever, just like money spreading everywhere.
I got him.
What?
Just the shipping in Spanish is frying me.
Maybe...
I got nothing.
Is this what Junko's doing?
No.
I have David's number.
Fucking police officer's gonna answer.
fucking police officer is gonna answer
is that called?
this is LAPD
wait you need to go for me
no I mean surely not
what if she's like, wrong! please!
it's not a bad idea right?
I mean like I don't think it's that big of a deal
I don't really think it's who cares
I
Take future number not about shot
Hey Jake
What you doing?
What's your name I miss you
I'm going through my I'm going through my contacts right now
I was like I called Betsy, you know Betsy
Yeah, you met Betsy at the boxing probably before
and I was just like I was going through my phone I saw David we weren't gonna
call David though so I was like I saw Jake and I was like well I miss you man
I hope you've been good well I hope I see you soon man
he's out Jake
I miss straight he's actually so nice couple me if you remember the New York
stream classic
macrabs
What's up, bro? What are you doing?
What's going on?
You just telling me you want to go on the game?
I don't know. I just missed you, bro.
I missed you, too, bro.
We can do something.
Are you sure?
We can get on the game, we can get a bite.
Are you freaking out or are you just...
Okay, I'm hanging out with this guy and he's like...
I don't know, he's like really weird.
Like I was gonna order like 20 angel shots because he's making me feel like really uncomfortable.
I don't know what to do.
What's he look like?
He's like really tall.
He's like a really...
I don't know.
He's like, you've probably seen him in the look maxing edits.
He's like, people say he's like, oh, he's like the new big thing.
Like, he's the one that everyone wants to meet.
Right now.
Right what he's doing right now.
I think he's just on the phone with some cool ass guy.
I think he's talking to the goat right now.
I don't know.
He's kind of just sitting in the open like.
Can you see him right now?
Yeah, I see him.
He's just like, now he's raising his hand up.
I don't know he's coming
I mean he's standing now
You've seen him right now you see him
Yeah he's just like standing now, I don't know what he's doing
He was standing down but now he's standing
Hope now he's sitting again
Hope now he's standing again
Wait, how is he ready?
Wait!
Well, I'm hanging up dude.
Dude, I was just on the phone with you that whole time.
I was like, what the fuck?
I was like, I knew this guy sounds familiar.
I just can't put my finger on it.
I'm not a finger.
I'm gonna burn you, bro.
What the fuck was he talking about?
That was really con- oh my god.
That was a real fucking brain teaser.
We can take turns seeing how far we can throw the Samsung.
I got nothing, bro.
I just got straight fucking brain dead shit only.
All banks, yo, you know what I'm gonna call Max back.
Hey man, just wanted to say that I missed you, bro.
Bro, you just fucking called me ugly, bro.
What do you mean?
I just wanted to say I missed you, bro.
So I'm just calling my friends right now, and I'm just like, you know, I missed you, bro.
For real.
I'm not gonna try and beat that nigga. When do you get a victory, bro?
Really? That's what you say?
Nah, that's right. Not the time, bro.
Don't look, I'ma see you when I'm chasing a baby shower in two days, bro. Let's go get fitted together, bro.
Alright, man. I'm always here. Let me know.
Alright, um, are you okay? Why you seem so excited down, bro?
I'm actually pretty happy right now, but I'm talking to a good friend of mine, Blackboy Max, PBM.
Oh, thank you. That means a lot.
Yo! Stop giving me money, nigga!
Front-world shot niggas!
Do you really think I'm ugly, bro?
Let me see you.
Get the hair down.
How are you going to answer it?
Um, honestly, Max can you hear me?
for max
lost connection
I
I
Know
My brain is you know, what's up, bro? I just wanted to say I miss you bro
Bro, why every- I don't know man, like it doesn't seem sincere, dude.
Seems like you got some weird like, like master plan behind that. I don't know.
What?
I don't know, bro.
Are you actually alive?
Yeah, I just missed you, bro.
I wanna be streamed.
Just wanted to catch up with you. You know, I missed you, man.
Yeah, let me come to New Jersey. Let's do a stream together.
Um...
What's it doing, bro?
What if we did like uh like we went out at night and like went bar out there?
I'm down.
And uh in Hoboken.
In Bayonne, New Jersey.
You know that meme?
I don't know how much it's in Bayonne but like yeah we could like for the for the meme but
not like we should just go out somewhere and I don't know we can have some special guests
make appearances and shit.
You know they don't have like six armed guards.
I want to do it bro can I come to New Jersey and see you?
Let's do it. I'm down bro. We'll pick a day
Hold on bro. Hold on. I'm looking at your stream. What is that?
What?
What is that?
I didn't put that down
Dude, how do you got people controlling your shit like this? We gotta yeah, let's talk bro
Cuz I gotta I gotta get my technology up bro
All of a sudden you'd be at your desktop then the next second you're in a car driving with like in like 480 not
Uh, 1080p. Um,
Nurse, you wanna hang out next week?
Um, we checked my schedule.
Schedule?
So this, um, what's next week?
Yeah, what do you wanna do?
You wanna do side-ins today?
What do you wanna do?
Pick it up, come by.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Hang up, hang up.
Okay, pick a day pick a day
Pick a day, but we can do it
Don't hang up
God you really need I have a
Holy shit, bro, I'm going to New Jersey right now my king
Hey that's that
Hey, Trane. I'm live right now.
That's all I want to say.
I just wanted to say I missed you. I was going through my contacts.
You missed me?
I did, brother.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Can I see your beautiful face?
No, it's the night of 22 hours.
It's chilly in Spain.
If you ever want to talk, I'm always here.
Thank you, bro.
Love you, bro.
You too, bro. You good?
Yeah, man. I'm just calling all my friends, saying I love them, you know?
Yeah, I love you too, bro.
Let's definitely catch up. I'll call the officer one of these days.
All right. You let me know.
All right, bro. Love you, man.
Peace.
You want to talk? You want to come see me?
You want to come see me?
Yeah, he's opening up the stream.
He called us back.
He said I recied him.
I don't know if that's a, what the fuck does that mean?
I don't know.
Oh, he did a problem in the last.
Dude, I actually want to go to New Jersey.
You want to be turning on his voice in here?
Yeah, those.
Yeah, bro.
I'm a horizontal
Because man, I need good faith, answer your face time
and immediately there's fucking weird shit going on
with the chat saying creepy shit too
What's happening bro? Why do you seem depressed?
I'm not. Why does everyone keep saying that?
Oh, you seem like really like you just seem gloved and out, bro
Well, I'm just trying to catch up with some friends. I've been at a house alone for the last fucking little bit, bro
I'm just trying to call some people. Maybe I can come visit you and see you.
I mean, yeah, you said that already, bro. What's going on here, man? Guys, can someone tell me what this is?
Like, why is he sad? Did you like loose? Did you like what happened, bro?
Nothing happened, bro.
Also, I'm waiting for your gambling change. Where are they? I was gonna tune in.
I got no gambling raw first.
Wait, what do you mean?
No offers, man.
I bet you signed a max.
Nope.
Let me come see you though.
Let me come to New Jersey on the...
on the...
on the 10th.
Alright, let me look at that. Let me look at that.
Let me look at that. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, bro.
Hold?
Yeah, okay, that's good.
So I'm gonna book flights for the 10th.
Well, don't book it for the 10th.
If you want to do something on the 10th, what is this?
No we do s-
Okay, let's do it Saturday the 11th, I come in Friday, the 10th.
Yes, yes, yes.
You sure?
Yes.
You locked in.
I'm gonna lock this in.
Dude, 100% lock this in.
You're positive.
I went to cherry much.
Cherry much is not to the 18th.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Yeah, you're not real, bro.
Fuck this shit.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, God, that's not me.
Oh, God, that's not me.
Bitch.
So I'm going to come in on this Saturday, OK?
Yeah.
All right.
Let's start thinking of some things, bro.
Um, I got the first thing right here.
Hookah lunch.
I bet.
Hookah lunch.
I've never done hookah.
We can do it together for the first time.
OK, wait.
Really?
Because you?
I bet.
You're like, all right, you know what never went wrong.
That's what he thinks.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
AutoZone, AutoZone Mach-Bang.
Yeah, we can do that.
But listen, let's not spoil anything.
Let's keep these ideas and then let's, you know,
when the stream goes live, you know, yeah.
All right.
So Saturday the 11th?
Saturday 11, chat, lock it in. April be 11?
Oh, you're talking on May, right?
Wait, what is it? April.
May 11.
April!
Yeah, April. Lock it in.
Alright, let me see that.
Alright, please.
Alright.
I'm going to start traveling, bro. I'm dead ass.
So you have loads on April 11?
Um, rain storm at me. Who else? Who's in New Jersey? Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Will be fine action. Stay there. You stay there right there. Hold on. Hold on. Yo,
Jason I need you to do me a big favor if you can I need you to give me the diamond
Jim dude's number please
I'll give you his number but last time I mean I'll give you his number right I got you.
Alright, alright, thank you. Who is it? Who is it? Who is it?
It's Hotty. Hotty? Got it, bet.
That's the one that I'll be out of the way.
Alright, bet. Send me that number.
Well, he sends me that number, plus this.
What day is the Sunday after a low state, by the 12th?
whole chat. Hold on. Kanye's story. Wait. He posted a listening party address one minute
to go but he did it everywhere in the world you think he's gonna be the LA one
do you think so or no no I mean like is he he might be an L.A. it shows in like
five days I mean I don't think he's just gonna fucking be there I mean I
don't know I don't know I don't find it could be just fucking wrong
What's the address?
We have to RSVP?
Oh, well, no.
RSVP, yay, boy.
No, I'm out of this shut up market.
LA, we play studios 234.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
We play studios...
eat my ass and jiggle my fucking tits.
So far.
We play studios 234.
We play studios 234.
jiggle my fucking tits.
How far?
An hour and 20.
They're gonna have to listen to the entire album
by the time we get to their row.
Trying to teach out of Joe Bartolosi's free on that day, and my drug.
I wrote them. I wrote them. I wrote them. I wrote them.
Oh my fucking god. Text it.
I ran out of contact. It's getting dark out.
We've been sitting here for so long that it's getting dark out.
Where the fuck is my year, Eskra?
My mom has been driving it all fucking dead.
Hey, where's my car?
Okay, how long until you guys are back?
You still haven't done that?
I don't know.
They said they're driving around getting massages from the massage seats in the area.
It's a wasting moment.
What's up, Mom?
What's up?
No, I don't want anything.
I'll talk to it.
I thought my pace would just drop a bottle.
Wait a minute.
What the fuck?
I'm not sure I could blow my knife.
Is this how the hatch on the bottom was opening up?
And the bottom was licking floating down.
Can't even hear that on the thing.
It was like, at least I like the hatch on the bottom was opening up.
Hahaha.
Bro, I'm not getting this sounded like a war on that.
You like the entry in the A.O.?
What, Silky?
Whoa.
What's that?
Not that much.
Yo!
They've options, man.
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
this shot right here and the door comes opening up
you guys all are standing there man new house
Oh wait.
Oh yeah wait.
Pizza.
Pizza.
Who is it?
Pizza!
Ronaldo!
Ronaldo!
What's the next?
Yummy Yummy Protein!
What do you look like?
10?
What?
A 10?
Just open the door.
I look good.
My hair, your type, my body, your type.
Hey, welcome to the fucking house!
Check it out man.
It's a brand new face house.
Over here we have the new room.
Yeah, it's so big.
I'm gonna be a lot of content.
You know what I'm saying?
It's gonna be so fucking awesome.
Over here, you know what I'm saying?
It's the way Hager the Brogdon used to suck at Jays.
You know what I'm saying?
Over here, you know what I'm saying, it's the way here the bra is on, we need to fucking change it up.
Over here we have my adapt room.
You know what I'm saying, adapt room is starting to stream right over there, it's gonna start right over there.
Oh, what the fuck, adapt, we have a hot dog thing here?
Yo, adapt, no way you have a fucking glizzy machine, bro. What the fuck?
That's crazy, man. You know, over here we have case out in the room.
You know what I'm saying, we got case size drill, we got to create a lot of content here.
You know what I'm saying?
Bro, it's a crazy, crazy role.
You know what I'm saying?
We got the outside, which is fucking huge.
Just for a low cost.
Wow, we got Jerry here, he's down upstairs.
Obviously, we got the fucking kitchen.
Holy shit, man, it's a vibe.
It's a new kitchen.
The broadband was so tiny where we had to upgrade.
You know what I'm saying?
Let's go upstairs, bro.
Let's go upstairs and check out the rooms.
Come on, bro, open shop, man, come on.
Obviously, they're not new chandeliers, new lights.
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
So, I'm going to give you those pink systems as a YouTube video.
We're actually doing a supplement in October.
So, you know what I'm saying?
We're going to do slippery stairs.
We're going to do kickball, WWE, you know what I'm saying?
We got Sylvie Perkley coming up, IRL chip shots.
You know, we got cheese in a row tonight.
So you got sell-a-thought awards about everything, bro.
Over here, we have, you know, a room, I think Ray might be gonna,
might be staying here soon, you know what I'm saying?
Mr. Godman, you know what I'm saying?
We got an elevator.
Let's get moving, man. Let's take it out, man.
You know what I'm saying? We have a pie room.
So this room is crazy. As y'all know, in Broad Lawn, I went to a smaller room.
This is my new room.
Right here, bro.
It's pretty big. It's pretty massive. It's nice. We're on good sides. You know what I'm saying?
Maybe I can bring burger back. Who knows, man? Who actually knows?
We have Lacey's room here. You know what I'm saying?
Yo, get this. Y'all, Lacey, bro. Y'all, one of these days we should low key make a slide
I've got those down. We're like a ball pit.
Like one of these days, bro.
One of these days.
Here we got a Casey's room.
You know what I'm saying? It's a crazy room, bro.
I'm gonna be the guy to do it, you know what I'm saying?
Jason!
Jason!
Jason!
Jason!
Jason!
Jason!
Jason!
Jason!
Jason!
Jason!
Jason!
Jason!
Jason!
come on here come on here come on over there we have max's guest house yep
he's got his own fucking house man she's legendary it's legendary
we have a fucking machete here that is real you know what
It's a dollar.
You know, the economy is going to be sad.
It should.
What happened?
Uh, phase ended and now you guys are all...
Wait, it's a fly this guy. I'm actually going to see if I can...
Oh my god, I actually think I sliced him in half.
Okay.
They's in and now you guys are all just trying to figure out your own thing and it's just
AIDS.
Can I try to poke you there?
No.
No, no.
No, no, please, please.
Oh!
Okay, okay, okay.
I'll have nothing.
You definitely have stuff.
Let's think here.
You know what I'm saying?
Where do you want to see some new house?
You know what I'm saying?
stuff. Let's think here, what are you going to see? A new house, you know what I'm saying?
Nothing is specific, I don't know, I was going to cause it.
Honestly, bro, whatever this is, it's fucking awesome.
I'm serious, bro.
Like this right here, and this whole thing, it's cool.
I mean, obviously it's not my favorite thing, but it's dope.
It's dope.
It's a cool thing.
It's a very nice thing.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, oh, fuck.
Fuck.
Honestly, you're a cool guy, man, but like, you know what I'm saying?
but like everything that you need to eat I don't know it's key to go to school
do it for sure
let's take care of it yeah
say something about Gary this is good
I
Got nothing thank you kind of hit a lot of the home runs there
You
What do you do Matt? What do you do for a living? What does that do for a man?
What does this guy do you mean he I see him on the internet, but like what does he do?
What is that again? I don't know he does man. I don't know. He's
He loves contact
I hope it's good.
Let's see here.
Can you say I love this?
No, I'm not.
All right, here, I'll do better.
I love it.
I love this, man.
I can get used to this.
This is nice.
This is fucking nice.
I love this.
This is great.
This is that other great, right?
I can get used to this.
We were in your room the whole time.
You couldn't tell?
No.
we were bugging all around town
you might hold this right here
just hold it up
please really do not fucking troll
Uh, hold on, let me switch around, please, let me switch around.
Also, this is not a good idea.
Yeah.
For me to hold it, it's not a good idea.
The governor's gonna come off here and kill Hadzbullah's joke.
Oh, that's also a good point.
I love Hadzbullah, bro.
But he's the only...
Is this really... is it real machete?
Like...
I mean, yeah, if it's...
Cutting through them definitely is a...
Like, where am I...
This is like a human.
Like...
Ooh, I kinda like that feeling.
I'm not a king, bro.
I don't think I could actually be like, uh,
who, I wrote Fruit Ninja? She does fruits?
What am I doing?
What the fuck am I doing, bro?
What am I fucking doing?
Like, why are there so many weapons, bro?
What's in your mind?
Um...
What's on my mind?
I don't know what you're talking about.
The cart?
Hey!
Are you okay?
What do you mean?
Bro you're getting one guy
Is that Bryce James behind you?
Is that Bryce James?
No other guy, other guy, the other guy. Wait the other guy next to him.
Yeah, I'm with the James family. I'm with Price and Roddy at the end.
Alright man, I'll see you soon.
Alright, see you soon.
The first time you scared me, this time not at all, the first time you scared me pretty
bad.
go ahead like it's not insanely loud you should you get a screen you get a screen
help first and then do it
That one was bad.
That one is actually really bad.
oh man he's got a fun joy bro you fucking just got a fun joy and just
that's all I got. How long do you think it is so I pass out? That's the next content right?
Little tournament.
You hot?
Ladies and gentlemen, you're in the game.
What fucking game is it?
Houston.
Please just go.
I don't even want to be on my best top, bro.
I don't think you need to get hot, I think you should do drugs.
Let me know if you want to make that decision, man.
It's up to you.
Okay, maybe I'll try this one.
I'm not getting home. Stay here.
Hey!
Hey, what the fuck is that?
What the fuck is that?
Wait!
Stop!
Hey!
Like you just play a fucking bomb audio and then a one second scream after.
I think it's gonna be like same time.
Alright.
I look up like fucking Elsa in real life.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
My gosh, you see, I'm just saying, whoa, whoa, whoa, like anyone's gonna hear me.
I am teared.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Yo, dude, put that down.
Shut up, you're...
Yo, bro, this isn't you, dude.
Yo, this isn't...
No!
i have so many, i actually have four blown tears coming out of my face
oh no bro put that down! oh god put that down!
Oh my God.
Did it work?
Did it hit anyone?
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
What's that?
What's that?
Oh my god.
You're like edging the screen. You're not even fully glowing.
I
Scream sound.
Hey, help us!
Hey! Help us! Help us!
Help!
I'm dead serious. I'm dead serious. I actually don't deserve shit. I'm dead serious. You
think I'm kidding? Like you guys think I'm kidding, bro. I really don't deserve shit,
bro. I'm like actually like a fucking 12 year old. I'm dead serious, bro. I'm like,
this isn't me, bro. I'm dead serious. I actually got like the fucking soul soft
out of me by demons, bro. Like actually with demons. There's demons that are
fucking me right now yeah you just need a new environment yeah I want to get the fuck out of here bro
I just can't bro
I'm sorry for today, I'm in the beginning, but I'm sorry chat, I'm dead ass, I actually
Like think about what you're doing. You're apologizing for what? Why are you apologizing? Oh, I'm sorry
I'm sorry for going live and I haven't been in the best mood. I'm apologizing for that. Yeah
There's no reason to apologize dude
I want to cry. I believe you
Like why can't you know because of like legal or just
I really do feel like someone just gained my fucking miracle quarter.
and then just, like, tug at it, bruh.
It could sound a lot if you'd go up.
I'd go up and I could hang our houses out of your wall, too.
Probably in nine minutes.
So that's when you're ending.
8 minutes, and we're gonna end it all for my friend.
And I'll call you next time.
Yeah, I'm excited.
Can you do me a favor and a great day?
Do you know what a skim will do to that?
No, bro, I'm about to take my life.
No, it's just, look at what happened.
I'm just kidding, bro. What's up, man? What'd you do?
Nothing, bro, sure enough, but I just wanted to,
because I have a feeling that you clicked onto
fucking that album review.
I'm not even telling you.
I don't watch X2, I swear to everything I'm not watching you stream it, but I swear I
haven't killed you an entire fucking album.
I'll be honest with you bro, that ye album is actually fucking ugly.
And I fuck with ye hate, man.
What did you, wait, what did you do after I left?
I saw you throw like an accent in a tree.
By the way, that tree was imported from Japan by your club.
Also, also, he's going on the show.
They're gonna take a shot and he told me what to look at his house.
Stop saying that shit, bro. You wanna see me sue? Like, I'm already like...
What a freak out, man.
Ah, boy, hey, man, bro. What are you doing? Are you ready to take on the album?
What a fucking freak out, bro. That's what I'm about to do.
Well, what is wrong with you, bro? What did you eat, bro?
Don't tell me, bro, don't tell me you need some more protein candy.
Joe texted me saying, I'm hammered right now, I love you Ron, you're hilarious.
I'm at bar.
Tell them to take a shot for you.
They take a shot for me brother, I love you too.
They take a shot for me.
Tell me that I'm back now.
Virgil.
With the 50 gifted men.
Facebook me dude.
Dead serious dude.
That means a lot to me man.
Dead serious.
You're a fucking great dude.
Thank God bless you, man.
Dead serious.
Thank God bless your soul.
I love you.
Why are you off?
I wish, man.
I wish well.
Virgil another 50 burgers that's just love right there man that's actually his
love he's gifted a hundred burgers bro now I'm getting double-faced fuck that
was beautiful bro thank you so much for fucking a hundred burgers man wow
Do I deserve that for today?
I'm gonna get that.
Do I deserve that today?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Do I fucking even deserve that, bro?
Lucky, I mean like you still like went, you still showed like went live and showed up today.
Why even fucking deserve that at least?
I mean, yeah, there's people who didn't go to work today.
I wanna get handcuffed to the dead and I want you to actually just say stream is
doing whatever you want to my body.
I'm not even kidding, I'm God, I'll do that.
Yeah, but it's people who call in sick to work today. You still showed up
Yo, Zeal, bro, what do you get it? They got blesses, bro. That's actual love
Everything's breaking, bro, which is broken. Thank you so much, bro. Wow. That's that's actually love
That's love. I don't- I don't- guys, you're saying play contact. My fucking headset doesn't work.
You didn't order- you didn't order one?
You could- I mean, never mind.
Thank you, bro. Much appreciated. That us.
Love from India?
Why'd you pray for him?
Oh my fucking god bro.
This is not my game.
What?
Alright, I'm gonna call.
Okay.
That's not a weird text.
No you did not.
I'm not kidding. You're staying in the fucking pond.
Outlaw, thank you for the fucking 10, bro.
I can't believe that, man.
That's love, man.
That's actually what I'm saying to the fuck.
There's love.
I'm not kidding each other. I got a weird text.
Just now.
I'm not kidding.
You want to know what it says?
Yeah, I'm God.
Are you sure?
Wait, a leaf!
My brother!
What is it?
A leaf.
A leaf for a father.
It's like the default BL3 emotes after the games.
Thank you for a father.
Alright, I'm about to say it now, right?
Yeah.
I just got a weird ass fucking text
You won't believe what Tom can guess. I have a few guesses. Yeah
Yeah, but I don't think I should say
Yo docks
Appreciate the father
Yo tops
You're gonna be a whole thing
It's love. It's actual love.
So I'm not kidding.
Weird text. Okay.
Are you sure you're in here? Yes. That's worth it.
Appreciate the five brother.
I'm not going to appreciate the five. Dead serious.
Thank you bro. Okay so I got a text. Are you sure you're in here?
They said I'm watching you.
Well they did not.
From a weird person.
You're not getting it.
Who's it from, dude?
Yo, Stoach!
Hey, you better find it.
Yo!
Pat!
Thank you, brother.
Yup
Thank you brother
So right now
Yeah, right now is everybody who has over under him coming up with food
Slam the over I'll say put the house on the over
Yo bro, where'd I stand? I'm coming here!
Yo bro, where are you?
You're just helping my fucking crazy.
You're taking me to shit?
You're not scaring me?
You're fucking crazy?
You're fucking crazy.
I don't want to scare him.
That's it, that's it, that's it.
When your foots- when your foots have something, you is over.
I didn't want to get scared, so I had to make noise.
I don't know what to do.
I'm wondering all over the house, though.
Wait, what is that that you got? I don't know that I did. Oh, is that...
I don't know what it is.
That's a dude.
Keep it up.
What?
I've ordered this as a piece of shit dude, this is really good.
I didn't want that one.
This is actually, now you're getting it.
It's stupid.
It's actually fucking, no it's actually, what do you think it would want to make?
Oh my god.
Ew, what is this?
Actually though.
It's just like some different type of rice, it's so cool.
What type of meat did you get?
I mean, it probably tastes fine, right?
I didn't know where this went.
You really didn't?
You didn't know where the D's either?
Bro, this is just crazy.
What'd they do?
It's like, tap.
Okay, who actually ordered this? Let's roll.
It's Matto Daddy?
What is a bulgogi beef?
Bulgogi beef. What is that?
This is like bulgogi style bulgogi.
I don't know what that means.
It usually tastes like whatever, something like that.
I'd be getting, from there I'd do the spicy chicken and bulgogi beef level, no it doesn't
look like that usually, I swear.
Can I taste it?
I'll taste it.
Like that thing.
It's like meatball texture, like it's good, like it's just like beef.
Someone who just is up to no fucking good would be so annoying that they would be like
going in tomorrow and shit too.
Jack, actually who did this?
It's not bad.
No it's good, yeah.
You like that?
You like that?
You like that?
You like that?
Yeah!
Hello?
Hello brother.
Let's see.
Who ordered this?
Someone who hates you.
The time reads 7.45 here in Los Angeles, California.
Good morning Los Angeles.
That's the... this is the... wow.
10,000 viewers spike since switching to this chair
What is that?
What are you doing?
What is that?
I have a son.
Oh my god, bro.
We have a lot of hollywood.
What is it?
Yeah, I'm good.
It works. It works.
What is it?
I got leads in the department.
Don't pull them.
I'm a little guy, Tom.
Well, everybody sees you.
I don't know no one wants to show it.
One out of three Lamborghini Urus.
One out of three?
I know.
I don't even have a Urus.
But I did.
I was dead-ass get the one apartment I ended up.
Not like the
Is it good though
I actually don't know what to do, Chad. I have no headset.
Like, what do you want me to do? I'm deadass. The headset doesn't work.
What are you saying W-handball?
Yo, Luca Tembera, please stop getting to me man, I don't deserve it.
I'm dead ass man.
Who's talking about it?
What's next?
You love?
You got a little boner going on, what's going on?
No, I wouldn't say so.
That's a bad-ass boner.
What you doing with that, Beck?
What's up?
What you doing there?
I'm here for my physical.
What's up?
I'm here for my physical.
For my physical, huh?
I'm here for my physical.
For my physical, huh?
What's going on?
You feel like...
I'm sorry, I'm laughing.
I have no... I can't drive that.
Welcome to your life.
What do you say I got?
No.
Well, I've got a headset.