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the chat. Good morning everybody. Can I get a hey? Hey chat, how look good today? How
look good today? That ass. How look good today? Yo Curly with 8 months moist with the
They're regular with the night. I did not
Go to morning everyone how's everyone doing today?
Wow, man. Look at this chat man. Hold on. Let me do some drugs real quick one second one time ready. Oh
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Yo, be no with the five gift and shout out you broke. Thank you. God bless you, man
Yo, yo, thank you, Jay Money was good.
Wait, Jay Money, what's up, man?
How y'all doing, bro?
Good morning.
Today is a very special day.
Number one, number one,
guys, Stable Ronaldo has another blue headset.
Yep, I'm back.
I'm back.
I got my headset.
I got it figured out.
It's pretty nice.
It's pretty goaded.
Yeah, I feel good.
I feel great.
Keck W.
Um, other thing today is a special day
Oh, excuse you guys
Yesterday I
Toured my first ever house
Nice nice nice
I don't I'm not gonna say like yet where it is because it's not 100% locked in I toured a couple houses yesterday
For the stable house
That's number one number one is I got I'm getting a stable house me lays
Maybe some other people who knows you know what I'm saying?
This is for off-stream but on-stream meaning like if I want to stream at my actual house where I keep my cars
Where I keep my jewelry where I keep my clothes I'll stream there so basically my own crib
We're still gonna get a curve all together same thing how lacy said he's going to Miami right same thing
So I'm getting my own thing. So yes the stable house. Let's yes the stable house possibly coming soon coming soon
Number two. No, no, we make too much money. Yo, newton, bro. The day that you're not a part of this
number two number two
Apparently Kanye drop this morning. Is this true? Is this true? Is this true?
Is this true? I did hear he dropped this morning. I'm definitely not gonna react to all of it
But whatever the goods apparently there's a music video, etc
I heard it was extremely good. Is that true? Is that true? I heard he actually shouted us out. Is that also true?
Did he shout us out? I'm pretty sure he did. They they they're telling me everything wait. What song?
Wait, what song did he shout us out?
Wait, he did I shouted us out? What song what song what song wait?
Wait, it's his name Kanye or yay. What should I be calling him? I don't want to disrespect them
Wait, he did drop. Oh
King
is now.
The stable is filled with rarities and porches. Wait, do I gotta sell my Lamborghini for a Ferrari
so that I can post on Instagram with the caption, the stable is full of rarries and horses?
with this song!
Oh my days, bro! Oh my days!
Hey, that's number two.
Number three!
Guys, today is J. Cinco's baby shower.
I actually believe that everyone in the whole universe is going to this.
I'm not even kidding.
I'm pretty sure we're going with Max today.
I'm pretty sure.
I gotta get J. Cinco a gift.
Him and his...
Is it his wife?
Wait, I don't- Wait, I don't wanna fuck it up.
Are they married? Are they fiance? Girlfriend? Boyfriend?
What? La la. No, girlfriend. I'm not gonna lie, bro.
Dude, he's gotta propose at the baby shower. La cinema.
Dead-ass La Cinema.
Um, I'm not buying him a Lamborghini stroller. That's $6,000.
Do you think I'm made out of fucking money? Dead-ass.
So I'm thinking that we- I'm thinking that we get him a gift on stream.
I have a couple list of options that I want to go through with you guys.
I'm kind of curious.
I was thinking that maybe we go to, you know, we get him something that nobody else would.
You know what I'm saying?
We can't get him the basic like stuff.
You know what I'm saying?
We got to get him like something different.
We got to get him something different.
Yes.
The lobby might be AIDS there.
Oh, I'm already prepared for a lot of people that are going to be there.
But guys, remember, today is Jay Cinco and La La's day.
It's not anyone else's.
So I don't care who's there.
I'm not making about anyone besides them.
It's their day.
You know what I'm saying?
for them it's a baby shower. I've actually never been to a baby shower. Have you guys
ever been there or no? I've never been to a baby shower. Yo, hardscope, stable
and auto. Thanks for the name, bro. And Tony, I think we're going to eight months.
Much appreciated. Yes. Wait, our baby shower is fun. I've literally never done it. Do
a bro versus bro against his kid, brother. I'm actually good at whatever, bro. Whatever,
bro. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yo, guys, I'm not kidding. So this is how it's going
work if if I get a house for myself one do you guys think I'll be better for my
mental my mental or no like I basically stream at the content house where we're
all streaming and then I go back to my own house like I feel like that's how it
should be brought I hate living here and I feel like it's affecting me so
much and my streams can you guys see it or no I feel like you guys can see it
in some of my streams bro I also um I think it's perfect if I put a set up
in my own house I can stream from there we can make a stable house you
You know what I'm saying? Oh my God.
Cooking streams with Baba maybe?
Burger the cat running around my house?
No, no, PO box in my own house.
I could, decorating my own house,
I could put shit everywhere, bro.
That'd be kind of fun.
That'd be actually kind of fun.
Also, also guys, tomorrow is the Valorant Tournament
with Jinxie.
Yes, tomorrow is the Valorant Tournament with Jinxie.
I'm ready for it.
I'm actually really excited.
Last time I got first-rounded in the CS Tournament, that's not happening today.
That is not fucking happening today.
That is not fucking happening. That's not gonna happen.
Oh my god, I'm not getting first-rounded!
Another first-round exit.
And then you put this stupid fucking emo.
Don't put me with fucking Kuffam though, please, God, Jesus, everyone.
Everyone in the chat, please don't put me with Kuffam.
On April 1st, I'm pretty sure I might be doing a stream with Max.
I don't want to just confirm it just yet, but if I'm not, I have some time this week.
I'm doing the return of the garage sale.
The garage sale, this time though, we're going to do way more.
I want to get like a megaphone.
I want to get like a cardboard sign.
I want to get like everything.
So I will be doing a garage sale part two.
The April 2nd, stable Ronaldo X-Rug locked in.
Me and the rug are locked in April 2nd.
And then April 3rd, I believe I might be live.
I don't know yet, I've gotta see Kanye's that day.
I'm not even kidding.
Should I stream until Kanye?
Well, I'm actually hype, man.
I do it every day.
That's kind of fire.
Kanye concert.
Oh, for anyone who didn't see last stream,
April 11th.
Stable Ronaldo, ex-Los IRL stream.
Yes, in New Jersey, in New Jersey, in New Jersey.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
We'll be going back to New Jersey.
Should be kind of fire.
I'm thinking about also doing a Cherry Hill stream.
What are my thoughts now?
What are your guys' thoughts?
Sam, thank you for the sub.
Pistie, thank you for the sub.
South Colt and South Pula, 39 months, Pookie Bear,
thank you so much.
Yeah, I was gonna say, is it smart
to go to New Jersey chat, Cherry Hill, New Jersey?
Be honest.
Is it smart or is it dangerous?
A low key might be too dangerous.
Like, do you think I have people there
just waiting for me to kill me?
Thank you for the Twitch Prime, bro.
It's sweet.
Brother, brother, I hate that this chat,
I promise you, if you go,
I promise you you'll get turned into a campfire
story, brother, I promise you.
promise promise promise promise promise yeah we're gonna IRL pretty soon it
should be pretty nice I also want to travel more I'm thinking about where to
travel to next so next month we have New Jersey Moki toes 99 can I get a very nice
thank you in the chat for this guy God bless you man thank you so much for
the five gifted subs of the stable community bro that is much appreciated
thank you so much brother thank you thank you thank you thank you yep
Good. Thank you. Thank you. Um, I'm thinking about going to New Jersey next month, London
next month, and I kind of want to go to one more spot. The question is there, there should
I go? There should I go? I'm kind of curious. Wait, nim burtoe with the five gifted. Can
everyone say thank you so much? God bless you. Can we get a thank you in the chat?
Maybe give him some strokes or something. Make him feel good. Um, I'm not going to
tell the beef next month. No, not happening. Yo, you know where my girlfriend wants
me to go she wants me to go to Seattle is there anything to do in Seattle chat
yo savvy boy with the five gifted thank you thank you thank you God bless you
can ever give strokes um what is this I saw Ron said he wanted to IRL that would
be dope whoa IRL in Miami with XQC thoughts and Jesse wait Ethan with the
10 gifted thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you can we all say
Thank you. God bless you. Thank you so much. Wait, should I call XQC right now?
I don't think Jesse will pick up. Yo Edmond with the five gifted. Thank you. Can I get a God bless you in the chat? Thank you
Thank you. Thank you so much for the 10 gifted also man. That is much appreciated. Can everyone say thank you?
Let me call let me call up XQC right now. Hey Siri call skinny fucking lengthy old man
Why do I look like I have a flat head
10 gifted from Kang!
Everyone say thank you!
Oh my God, everyone say God bless you.
Thank you man, much appreciated.
Thank you.
He didn't pick up.
He never picks up my phone anymore.
Is he fucking grounded?
Should I call?
Should I call Jesse?
Should I call Jesse?
Thank you so much for the 10 gifted.
All right, let's see here.
Hold on.
Yeah, David five that's not a bad
Like what are my messages with Jesse bro
It's like, bro, like, like, what does he suggest, he man?
It's Friday night, like, bro, he just, like, what does he message me, bro?
Like, it's actually just like a fucking cheeser, man.
Nobody picks up my phone, bro.
Deadass nobody picks up my phone.
Um, Silky just texted me saying, what you want?
I just woke up.
I'm jet lag crazy.
I'm live right now, bro.
Go lot, bro.
Silky was supposed to go live at 10 o'clock to go shopping with me. What is you be honest?
Is he gonna make it or not be honest easy? It's not making it is he it's not happening
It's not no. I'm just going myself. It's fine. I have an idea of where I want to go to um
Holy shit, man. I'm down to go to Miami this month coming up. Yes or no do a IRL stream with XQC and Jesse thoughts naps naps naps
nabs nabs I'm low-key down rough I'm actually down oh you know I actually
want to go to no troll I want to go to Canada I want to go to Canada I did I
just want to go to Canada let's start with our first linkers of the day man
let's get some W linkers in the chat man holy shit it's a great day when you
got a fucking when you got the stable community with a bunch of linkers man
W linkers in the chat, man
What um this could have been you ah
I want 250 grand from mr. B's video, and I give it away 10k to a look and I get to give away 10k
Wait wait wait wait so she wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
She got 250k, and she gave only 10k
See if this wait what I want and I get to give away 10k to a lucky one of you
See me chat if I want $250,000
I would give every single dollar away to all of you man every single one of you
Every single one of you bro if I had 250k. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Y'all could put the cap all you want. No, listen chat chat. Do I look like someone that stingy dead ass?
Dead ass do I look like someone that stingy?
Do I look like that's someone that's stingy?
Yes.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
If I was a billionaire chat, I would not be a billionaire for longer than one day!
Because I'll give you guys all the money.
That's facts.
That's facts.
That's facts.
That's facts.
That's fairs.
That's fairs.
That's fairs.
Thank you for the seven months.
God bless you.
Matter of fact, actually, you know what?
I think it's time I spread my wealth.
I'm gonna give some subs.
You guys are right, bro.
You guys deserve it.
No, no, no.
You guys actually deserve it, bro.
Dead.
Yo, you guys actually deserve it, bro.
Let me get you guys some amen. Love y'all boys. So fucking much man. God bless y'all seriously. Hey God bless you man
God bless you
God bless you yo DK underscore 23 bro. Congratulations, man. You want us up?
Congratulations. Yes, that's I know I know I know I know that's very humble. I know I'm gonna be honest with you
I yeah, I didn't I yeah to the Twitter calm we go
So, four have gifted from Stable Fat Tartto.
Do you want me to sit here, Fat Tartto,
and be like, happy that you gifted me five?
Deadass.
Deadass, do you think I'm just like excited?
Tum-tum-tongue so hard, and ballerina cappuccino
are confirmed and are rumored to get added
to Fortnight on April Fool's Day.
Wait, so I'm so fucking confused.
Fortnight laid off 1,000 employees.
They laid off every cool event
that they're gonna do in person.
They gave me no icon skin and they're adding
Tung Tung Tung Sahore and Ballerina Cappuccina.
And then you guys have the nerve to spam fucking aura.
What's making more money?
Tung Tung Tung Sahore or stable Ronaldo icon skin?
I'm kind of thinking, bro.
I don't know.
Lacey and says he and so he have secured a sponsored budget for salt and pepper guys
I'm not gonna promise anything
But I did see this Lacey and so he are getting a property in Miami. Yes. Congrats to them, bro
Very nice very nice
And the end of an era. What is this?
This shot
Dawkins opening up. Hey you guys all are standing there man new house
I'm thinking this course so I can see if people walk in here and look at how tall this
Thanks. Flat Tordo with a five. Thank you.
Brother, nothing adaptable to start a stream layer over there.
Oh my god.
I am all alone.
Oh, it's quite adaptable to hot dog thing weird.
Ow! The fucking Lizzie bit me!
What the fuck?
The fucking Lizzie bit me!
Here, we got K-Sign through.
We got a case on the door and he's gonna create a lot of content in here to be in.
I had to get roomed by a fucking one individual.
This room was crazy. I don't know. I went to a smaller room.
This is my new room. Right here.
Oh man.
Wow dog.
No way you found the clap.
No way.
We never did it.
Hey man, all good things must come to an end, but I did not expect it to end that quickly.
But we're still getting a house together, you know what I'm saying?
It just might not be the same, bro.
And listen, sometimes the memories that...
Let me give you guys a quote of the day.
And you guys can edit me over sad music if you want.
Sometimes when a feather is put down, it's not as heavy as the feather was when it was with the bird.
And what I mean by that is a bird has to fly, and it has to always fly forever.
But when does it actually grow its wings?
And that itself is a question we all wonder, because how can a bird, God bless, sex tape.
Yo do you guys think I'm like a fucking gooner?
Like do you guys think I'm a fucking gooner in my PC?
I saw this.
Like brother do you know what this is?
Like do not know what this is
No fat turtle fuck your five gifted
Hey, bro, it is not a fucking sex tape
It is not a fucking sex tape, bro
Like how weird do you have to be where if I fuck up something on my PC you instantly?
Instantly fucking find something bro. You fucking gooner
aura what
Let's get you right to the video of him leaving the jail. That was about 30 minutes ago
When he saw the cameras were waiting for him outside. I'm not looking back inside the jail
He was on the phone. I think he was looking for a ride. No one was there to pick him up
But we asked about the battery charge. Where is he walking about the everglades and he did not speak walking
He did answer just one question that I asked him
You're usually pretty chatty anything to say
Yeah, sure, sure, just woke up a little tired, so maybe next time.
Wait, why did he go to jail?
He walked off by himself and he was still on the phone.
So what's next?
He's facing those charges in Osceola County, which is a Kissimmee area, and FWC is off-
Why did he go to jail?
Battery!
He shot an alligator!
The fuck?
Ron, I know the perfect gift.
Fromards baby short sleeve bodysuit.
Honestly, I'm thinking I'd do a little spin-off.
I already have an idea of what I wanna get.
I look you wanna get them a kayak.
I feel like everyone's gonna get them something like
unique, like clothing-wise, bro.
Like, I feel like I switch it up, bro.
I feel like a kayak, a flat screen TV.
What else, bro?
Wait, why are y'all putting question marks?
What?
What did I say that's so wrong?
Wait, what?
What's with the question marks?
What did I say?
A fishing rod, like, bro, these are good gifts, like what?
Like a kayak for a baby.
So I'm so confused.
When you get a gift, when you get a fucking gift, are you supposed to question the
fucking gift?
It is a gift! It is a fucking gift!
Like, this idiot was so tired he left the baby gift on his bed in Florida.
Wait, rage is coming to LA?
Wait, am I gonna see, wait, am I gonna see like everyone today at this baby shower?
Wait, that's gonna be actually gonna be like a whole gathering. That's a nice man. That's nice. Shout out J single brother
We're putting together an amazing baby shower, bro. I'm really excited. Um
Little boy, I can get this weird shit out of here, bro
I need these album that good
Yes, I did tour my first house yesterday. Yes, it was very nice. I didn't get to listen to it yet
Um the stables for the rarries in the Porsches. Yes, I actually have to buy a Ferrari now facts are now
Um, I will be streaming fuck you bro. Fuck you. Um
Ron in sub-a-thon 30 brother, there's no longer any sub-a-thons
Is there anything important I miss before I get ready to IRL stream? We don't have that much time
We don't have that much fucking time
um
Alright, this is a little bit uncomfortable, um...
What am I looking at?
Tiger Woods was...
For fucking what?
DUI? Is this even Tiger Woods?
This is deadass not even him, bruv.
This is deadass not even him.
I'm not gonna lie, bro, they clone this man.
He looks like a fucking lizard.
What the fuck is this?
But I do believe in leather, or lizard people, excuse me.
Um, what is this?
music video yay father featuring Travis Scott
Why is Michael Jackson right here?
Please Lord, whenever we pray.
This guy's on a horse.
You've been, you've been good.
I just want to say thank you Lord.
I just want to say thank you Lord.
Police officers?
Why?
You've been batting football fired!
you
you
you
you
you
It's just like, it's like, what are you doing man, I'm like, ah, it's whatever, alright,
alright, yeah.
No, no, no, it's real, it's real, yep, it's real, real photo, real photo.
When is the fat filters?
Oh, that looks so good.
I'm not a fucker, so
I'm a sexist, let's say
I'm a sexist, let's say
I'm a sexist, let's say
Yo, when is the fat filters gonna come off my face?
And do the thing now, type filters question mark?
Filters? Filters question mark?
I did see this tweet in the stable
Ron, have a nice night bro
You and people got supporting you for doing well
and I hope you're not, hope you can figure out overco-
Thank you bro, see I like comments like this
because it's actually nice
keep stumble Roberto going bro that s this is yes what is this wrong way are
the plans we made this yo DP with the five gifted much love can everyone say
thank you much appreciated brother thank you so fucking much God bless you
brother yeah I know it's hard to remember yo should I try to get the
actual house to let me make a video in it or no like how like this I know the
I know where it is. I know where it is, but I don't know who lives there. I know the exact house
Bro, what are you laying?
This is like getting out of hand man, it's actually getting out of fucking hand
It's actually getting out of fucking hand man
Yo mini spitting popcorn, bro. You're gonna get man having that stupid name man
I'm tired of having these names Kev sent some in more pretzels milk chocolate toffee print. Oh my god
I cannot wait for this PO box opening. Oh
My god, bro exclamation mark PO right now chat. Yo, please send some stuff to the PO man
Oh my god, bro dead ass
Protein fucking chocolate cover pretzels. What was Marlon doing in 2023?
Holy shit
Like why do people like like
Like think about it, bro, I actually think about it for one second 2023 while stable
Ronaldo's in his apartment basically borderline killing himself.
This is what's going on in the world.
This is how you know life's not always about killing yourself.
Right.
Stop falling for it all, it's a little bad and a little bad charm
Mother-boy, cause tell me if you love, that's the attached stuff on the touch
Yeah, this is going on my bookmarks, I'm badass, that's going on my bookmarks
That's gonna be a tweet pretty soon, I'm not gonna lie
What did I just download?
We in Miami, turnin' up in the night
We smokin' black, we wish you smellin' like a rat
Thumbin' on penny, tryna get out of it all, crack
My friends are my friends in these handy guys
The name is Angel but she's Bob from God
And they don't pay where to find a man
But be the star but something running up
Like why are you sending me the big four bro?
Holy shit!
Oh my fucking god
Let me close some stuff
Jesus fucking Christ
The big fort
You used to look so good Ron
Rather
I look good right now and I put that on God like
My hair wait hold on ready someone edit me with my hair move right
Your body language says it all yeah I tried for you
No wait what have I recreated hold on
Now let's see that I can't know I actually can't know
Oh god, I can't oh god. I can't I'm not on God. I just thought about it for a second. I dead ass. I dead ass can
I'm dead ass. There's I thought no. I actually thought about it for one second. I'm not doing it
Get this shit off my fucking screen, bro. Yo, ladies
We're about to let leave in a second the Jewish anti-deformation league has ranked CS 2 as the game with the least for
Like what am I you know, what am I even reading anymore, bro?
Like like well like what is he's gonna get taken down now, bro
So I got a link to Jewish thing and then a burnt peanut right after sus
Hey chat I got on reddit and lost 60 pounds
What the fuck
Should I actually, I can't, no, no, no, no, no, that's not happening.
You ready, bro?
Rev up those friars, you saying?
The good life, bro.
The phone?
Yeah.
Oh, brother.
Oh, there's two of them.
Okay.
Yikes.
And then he hits him with the classic, okay.
What the fuck did they do to YouTube?
Why the fuck does it look like this now?
Is anyone else's like this?
Why is Jason's, oh my God, why did they change it?
Yo, you know what I never understood?
Why does every single like social media or everything
just always try to change their layout?
Like nobody even fucking cares.
Like am I crazy?
Like nobody cares, just keep it fucking simple.
They don't have to do anything, bro.
Oh my fucking god, bro. What is this?
Alright, yeah, yeah, maybe I...
I'm not even kidding. Wait, I'm not even kidding, brother. That can't be the same person, no?
He looked like you before that.
I'm dead ass. Is that even the same person?
Is it worth trying to get a heart attack?
Just to fucking look good?
Because if you look good while dying, I mean that hits better.
Because imagine if I got into the casket and everyone looked at me and I was just a fat fucking slum.
Like low-key.
Ron, get this cut.
Brother, shut the fuck up. I don't even have long enough hair for this shit.
This dog shit ass fucking cut, man.
Um, I show Sped says he's sending his brother Jamal to Dagestan after he struggled to do a push-up.
god damn fool push-ups
what i can't watch this i can't watch this bro i actually can't watch this
damn i'm low-key excited for this baby shower i'm kind of curious who we're
gonna run into here though you know what i'm saying but like you know what
at the end of the day brow it's night he's a minor i did not mean to do that
that was obviously altered by ai and artificial intelligence
sent in from israel you ready
Tell me when I can swap.
Nina neon x-ron. Oh, I'm excited
I'm like stretching check you ever like stretching the more oh my legs
Is it ready?
Is it ready?
All right, hey chat
Hey everybody! How's everyone doing? Can they see me?
They can see you. How's everyone doing today?
Are they doing good? Yeah they're all saying hi.
Good morning America. Actually, wait. Outlaw!
I hate him. I'm not even kidding. Should I fire him?
I'm better. Just one. Because there's no fucking chat box, bro.
Now look at him. Look at him. He's moving his mouth right now. Look what he's doing.
He's doing it! Look!
Good!
Good boy.
Good boy. Your Outlaw. I'm not even kidding Outlaw.
You're wearing Burberry Hero.
I am.
I can smell it.
I'm not even kidding Outlaw, bro. You know what?
Should I take a pack draw? Do you know Outlaw?
Just to pay you like 20 bands and then you call it a day for the month?
Let me see right now. Let me know, Outlaw.
Let me know.
Let me know, bro. Let me just fucking do it.
Alright. What is the...
Uh, what are we, how do we have to dress?
I just, I just put on a little, like a little formal,
like a little formal type of fit.
I don't even know.
It's a formal, I've never been to a baby shower.
Well, it's like nice, yeah.
I don't know how.
Shall I wear this?
No, no.
But why?
Well, I think like at least pants.
How hot is it?
I don't know though, I really don't know.
Ooh, the freezing.
It's not that bad out.
Do you see what the government's doing, bro?
They keep making fake clouds with chemicals to come over California, and they're gonna fucking kill us!
Eugh!
So subscribe right now, if you don't want to get killed!
Drop a mean if you're already subscribed, so you don't get killed!
Is that good?
Think we got any?
Yeah, I think the lights are... everything's flowing through right now.
Alright, um...
Oh, we should maybe... just a case.
Just cool off a little.
Wait.
I think you have to do Vans, okay, but what about some Balenciaga leather would this be
nice if I wore shorts or I have to wear pants I I don't know I will I personally wouldn't
They're saying no, no, but it's Balenci.
They're saying pink.
Pink?
I don't have anything pink.
I have a fucking Balenciaga sweatshirt.
I got nothing pink.
What, what, what?
I can't, I can't.
I'm working squirrels, so I don't know.
What was it, what was it?
I don't know, it was a long message.
I felt nice on my ass, I'm not even kidding.
All right, I will be honest with you guys.
I have, like I have Christian Dior pants.
They're saying it's Italian themed,
Italy themed.
What are they saying?
I'm walking in, right?
No, that's New York.
Italian themed?
What, a piece of it?
I'm confused.
I fucking have no idea right.
We could either do,
all righty.
We could either do Christian Dior pants,
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
Or we get hit with uh...
tailored rico and pants!
You know what I'm saying?
We got some options here.
You know what I'm saying?
Could do something like this.
Like what is the theme here?
What are they doing?
There is the said Italy theme.
Where pink?
Is that Christian Dior pants?
Oh my fucking god.
Don't record my penis, but it's not that big.
But these make me look so fucking dapper bro like it makes me look like, it makes me look
like I'm going over fucking you, what?
I just want to see how they look.
I mean it just makes me, hold on, like I mean I'm obviously going to change the shirt.
Why are you ducking the shirt behind you?
We are Miami Airlines honey!
Don't record my fat bro, they're all gonna make fun of it.
I won't.
Well, dead ass!
Don't record it.
Don't!
Stop!
I won't.
You promise?
I won't record your fat.
Wait, who robbed me?
You had the V-lon.
The digital V-lon.
Oh god.
I have one dress shirt only.
That's short-sleeved.
with the V-Lon, the Vigil V-Lon.
Oh, god.
That would be fun.
I have one dress shirt only.
That's short sleeve.
It's Stone Island.
That's all I mean, baby, it's fun.
I mean, it's like a, it's a formal fit.
Yeah, it's a formal fucking fit.
Happy baby shower.
I just don't know about the,
I don't know if it matches the pants.
Maybe, oh really?
You have like light colors?
Do you have like light colored shirts?
Yeah, I got some of this one, right?
Happy baby shower.
Here's your comment.
Wait, so what's the problem here?
I mean.
I think it's just going to black shirt.
So what the fuck am I supposed to wear?
Maybe do you have any like nice like light colors?
I've got this that was gifted to me by Young Thug.
Might as well.
Should I throw this on?
Oh, God.
I don't know.
You know Young Thug handed me this?
It was at his hotel.
Really?
I mean, I do like that shirt.
Hell, I don't know.
I don't know, though.
I don't know.
Hello, thanks for the babies, right?
What is it?
Thanks for the showers.
Maybe Jason has a top.
Wear this off-stream.
Brother, what are you supposed to, what am I supposed to wear?
Did someone tell me?
I think the pants are griefing.
Oh, God.
Yeah, fuck it.
Try the Rick pants on.
Or do you have any like...
No, Rick is harsh.
Do you have any like jeans or something?
Jeans.
But they're a Rick.
They're just selling pink.
Can I pop out with the Chrome Hearts Camo pants from Ben?
Look, I don't have anything because I have a sweatshirt.
I'm not wearing a fucking full-on sweatshirt.
They're pink. Light colors. Light colors. Light colors.
Pink. Axe Jay-Z.
Is this?
Little leather?
It's fake leather. Look, it's denim from Acne Studios.
Studios fucking it's it's it none I don't know though I think it's too dark I
think the colors too dark fucking hell they're trying maybe maybe pop out if
you have like light blue jeans leave the time
some tire the creator look at these handed to me from Tyler I'm not
kidding back in New York thank you Tyler you gave us the MC Ben right
here no I think I remember you getting me did you get the Tim's to
with them. I don't remember that. I mean, I don't think so.
Not these things.
I mean, you could, I mean, you could.
I don't want to waste my time.
Your child wants you to put them on, bro.
Maybe some Acne Studio light jeans?
Put those on.
These?
Yeah, I mean, try the other ones on, too.
Could your child want to see the other ones?
I'm not a fan of the other ones.
All right.
I don't like them.
I kind of got them for just like some fun.
Just to say you haven't.
All right.
Is that like...
Hello, everyone. Thank you for the baby showers.
So this looks better than the other pants.
Hell no.
Oh my god.
Hey.
Ah!
Brother, I think it's the shirt that's throwing it off now.
It could be.
It's too much color.
Orchard, I've never worn these, you know, day in my life.
I have them tailored to my size.
So look.
My big ass dick's in the way.
I think your chat is very different from me. They are saying
a calic inside ways. Yep. It could be the shirt. I just think those pants are just
No, this table. Can I try this dress shirt?
Can I try black?
I don't know.
Can I try black dress shirt?
No, I don't know. I feel like you need a lighter shirt.
Like this?
I just think you need a shirt that's not black.
Oh my God. Oh my God!
This is stressing me out.
Like, God, fucking dammit.
A white shirt?
Preferably.
Okay, acne speed is white shirt.
White shirt. Calm.
You know what's to do.
And then, I know the handle with the hook.
Love the baby showers, everyone.
It's good? I mean like, I don't know. It's very different.
No. No.
No. No.
No. No. No.
God, I'm actually gonna freak this one out.
So what the fuck am I supposed to do?
You need a jacket.
Okay, white shirt? Yes or no?
Are you ready to listen to some Ian, bro?
All right.
Let's try the Rick Pants, baby.
Rick.
He's on Tailor to stable Ronaldo, too.
Second.
Wait a second.
We need a baby shower turn it up a notch.
No.
No.
Keep the pants.
The pants for the mice.
Keep the LV pants.
Shout out to all the baby showers y'all.
For real.
Love the baby shower y'all.
No?
I mean do you have any like I don't know I literally don't know.
Like some more formal shirts. They love the elderly pants your chair. I don't know if they're trolling you
I think they look so true
Like some a lot
This trust me. Oh, this is like you're this is like a silver and older go-to
Acne studio shirt acne studios pants hold on wait
Acne studios jacket
Hit him with the Marlin combo.
Let's go baby shower!
No, too baggy, too baggy, too baggy.
Nope, nope, nope, nope, okay.
God dammit!
Alright, what do I do then?
What do I do then?
No, this ain't it.
No, no, no, you need pink.
I'm getting sick of this, bro.
I'm actually getting sick of this.
I'm confusing what they want, bro.
What do I do?
I can tell you what they want, bro.
I don't want you to wear those fucking LVs.
I actually don't like these pins though.
Alright.
Cinco said he was going to ask the men to wear a Burbein and decide not to if that helps.
I don't have Burbein.
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know anymore.
I don't know either.
I'm about to give up.
No matter what you put on your chat will say it's ass.
No matter what it is, someone will obviously say it's ass.
Do you have a jeans?
Just like some, like Balenci jeans?
Oh god, I don't even know.
They're helping me.
Well, they're just saying pink ultra outfit, pink jacket, pink sweater.
Yeah, I think you should wear your pink ultra sweater.
It's a very simple fucking baby shot.
Yeah, so you don't wear everything pink.
All right, let's try to change shirt.
Try to change underwear too?
Should I change underwear?
Wait, should I change my underwear also?
I mean like I like it I think it's calm we in the baby shower turning up a notch but I
don't know I think the shirt is griefing I just you know I don't have any like any
like somewhat like half button shirts or like any like little button up like
light color style shirts they could like just throw on
it's inside out
is it?
I don't know
I don't think you should wear this shirt though because it's not a funeral
I don't know what to wear!
Brother, I don't have any clothes.
I have a long sleeve white.
Long sleeve? I don't know what to see.
Yeah, it's going to be hot too for a long sleeve.
Oh, there's no design on it.
Hahaha.
Hahaha.
Alright, so what the fuck do you want me to wear?
I need to try the long sleeve.
Long sleeve.
Alright, so what the fuck do you want me to wear?
I need to try the long sleeve.
Alright, so what the fuck do you want me to wear?
I need to try the lawns, leave them on.
I need to try the Hawaiian team on them.
Bro, I don't know what I'm just aware.
I have nothing. I actually have no clothes.
I don't know. What are they saying?
You really want to know what they're saying?
Yes.
LOL, wear pink.
Wear pink. Fat child.
Medical's funny.
Angelary Scurvy.
Jason, Jason, Jason.
Ask Marlin, ask Boba.
Louis Vuitton, Louis Vuitton.
He's doing a sponsor, apparently.
I don't give a fuck up to the door, we go through your closet!
Jason!
You can only go in there if you can do what happens if you're breathing.
Manager?
Come on bro, I need to do my tiny ass tremor, I need new fucking clothes, do you want me to open the door?
You're welcome.
I need to see if you've got a dress shirt on.
What if he gets a dress shirt?
I need a dresser. Can I borrow one? A dresser! No, you got a catechonic.
I got it!
Oh!
Oh no, please!
I'll let you go to the bathroom.
The long sleeve?
I hear New York?
I mean, where's Jason?
I don't know.
But like, that's a polo.
Like, a polo is like a good idea.
But I don't know, because it has the New York logo, it's kind of chatty.
Wait, you should pull up the number, it goes...
Yeah, you do one of the polos.
Do one of the striped polos.
On God, do one of the striped polos.
Scrum balls.
Scrum balls.
And try them on.
On God, scrum balls.
Take like, take like, like 10 shirts and then you like, I think she's in the
main.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
No, don't do that.
Don't do that.
This is just for my...
Hi, Jason.
How you guys?
How are you doing?
I love you.
Go!
Alright.
Let's go to the one where you said don't get in the trouble.
Alright.
Let's go through this.
Alright, first shirt. This? I don't know. I like this one. I do like that shirt. It's
actually a nice shirt. It smells like him. It's got the Matter Day club. Ooh. Like I
think that's it. I like that shirt. I don't know. I think that shirt, like this is like
what I was trying to find for you to wear. Like some little buttons, you know, something
looks kind of nice. I'm seeing it. Not bad bro, I'm just saying. What do you think?
What do you think? I mean, we're chasing the pants bro. You look like a bumblebee.
Alright. Oh! Hey, Loge, we tell you don't like it. Right back to you. Right back to Jason.
Can we say the baggy pants are so bad. Well, I'm not going to wear the baggy pants.
Look at the shirt, Chad. Look at the look at the shirt for first
Like they sure looks good, I'm not kidding like just the shirt
All the way up
button that's only wearing a fucking Israel shirt oh my god it looks nice
nice looking shirt though this is bad on the side what's on the back even if I
gifted let's appreciate it on the back too yeah just as Ralph Lauren New York I
think something like this is calm the stripe pull the long sleep pull
Oh shit. That's a good thing.
You're just saying television.
I gotta take this phone off?
Oh, you don't.
Hold on. Just keep this as a baby.
Just don't do this.
Oh, there's a gray one.
Okay.
That one's a little heavier.
Ooh.
Gray doesn't look bad.
That's a young LA, though.
That's what I look like.
I mean, it looks nice.
You don't fuck with young LA.
No! Hell no! They didn't want a painting because I'm my own brand!
So they told me.
Gray looks nice.
I do like the gray shirt a lot.
What are they saying?
They're saying yes.
I like the blue one the most, but it's up to you, of course.
Now let me try different pants.
What pants do I have to put with gray?
Don't say the Louis Vuitton one, this is not neat.
Just...
I don't even know what pants.
that you dressed emo as. I took both of his leather. Yeah. Do you have the dance of the past?
Oh god. Appreciate it. I mean, I'm not gonna.
You're just collecting. I don't know. I'm never gonna wear it. It's like. No, they're too like
washed out. I don't know. Your chat likes them. I don't. I'll let you decide. It's your fucking
I
Think they're sure we're locked in on one of these three
I think this one. Okay, you told John. Absolutely. It fucking says it right on the back nothing on the back
I know I wish I didn't
Go pantless, okay?
Did I do this color pants? I do like that darker pants
It depends.
Cut this.
But then they said this is too baggy.
Well, it depends also what the shirt you're wearing too.
Like this is calm.
Like this is a little calm, like you still look like you're going somewhere like
where you want to look somewhat good.
I don't mind it. Do you feel like you like wearing it?
They are pretty baggy, but like they...
It's not bad at all.
It's just a humble little fit
Give boots give your tins too baggy
Mmm, this somewhat formal. Yeah, you probably just you got just someone nice
You bite pants that are like super big I'm used to that
I think the other pants look better than these ones though.
I think with these it's a color thing.
Oh my fucking god, so what color, Ralph?
Those ones, they're a little lighter?
No, we tried those though.
You might have liked the first one.
I don't know why.
You think they're baggy?
Not the Rick ones.
They might as well try them on.
I heard just to try them I don't know like I also don't mind it I just think I just think
It's a Rick pants. It doesn't go
But these dark green
Dark ones look nice. I don't you like the first ones the most
Really? Yeah, that's so many because we could also do fake leather on my work
So these are also from acne studios
But this is like a dark color
but like
Jump I'm just gonna do the first ones
No, right? No.
Hello, no.
No. No, no. No, I can't. No, I can't. No, I'm just throwing out shots, y'all.
Nothing on throwing out shots, bro.
I've got to bring my whole closet out.
We could go back to the Christian's to your pants.
We could see Jason has pants.
But I got some to your pants.
These could be nice.
This looks like some formal shit.
Let's see.
Gotta jump to get out the pants.
There's some top in the parking.
This also doesn't look bad.
I don't know though.
Hi, boys.
They're all saying yes, this is it.
This is it. This is the one.
Yeah, it's also dark. The dark looks good.
Yeah, this is good.
I think this is the best.
But, here's my laptop.
Take your phone.
Oh my God, Daddy Central, man.
Let's see here.
Missed call from Boba.
Missed call.
Oh my God.
Hey, how you doing?
That's good.
good like do you have cream like pants or like light brown like I got green
I've got I've got madder daddy
She's invite
Wait, they're trying to nerf me at the front door is that what they're saying?
They're saying in the chat. They're trying to nerf me. So I try the yellow shirt or if I keep this shirt
I mean don't work young that way girl. I know it's so calm. I almost said I swear about this brand
Just keep it in the bugger. If anyone's sponsored me, you can have Ultra.
Try both of the other shirts. I don't trust Nancy. Might as well, if you want.
Can I try the yellow one?
I like the yellow, bro. I think yellow looks good on you.
I
Love you like that more yeah
Like with those pants like the the boom I can yeah, it's a good very good fucking color mats pretty calm bro
Pretty calm
Just keep doing it and then leave the last one then we'll see how it looks and then
I think you need the last one. Oh, don't do a lot. Yeah, leave it like that. Do not do one more
I mean, what's home?
Good
Uh, good?
Well, this says no.
Does this look good, bro?
I mean, you see how I dressed?
Probably the wrong person to be asking.
No, I don't want to wear t-
It's gonna be fucking so hot.
I really want to wear a short t-
Yeah, look at all.
Bro, I want to wear a short sleeve, bro.
This is gonna be too fucking hot.
This is gonna be f-
I'm like, I'm sweating.
And we still have to get a gift, bro.
Oh my god, we're running out of time.
Oh my god, we have to be there by two?
I don't even know the address.
You got like Italian gloves?
Quick reminder, please Uber or rideshare?
Parking is extremely limited and not guaranteed.
We'll be having a best dress contest.
Oh my god, it says that!
I'm pretty sure it's like Mafia and Italian theme, though.
So I don't think you'll win
unless you wear something like along with it long.
Wait, Loki, with leather work then,
it would be like black, right?
Oh my God, it says that.
Do you have a fedora?
You gotta wear a fedora.
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
I don't have time to shop that.
This is, we have to make do what we make do.
Hey, I'm sweating, bro.
I feel like I should wear a short sleeve, bro.
I feel like I should wear a white top
and then a jacket over this
so I could just casually hang it over, you know what I'm saying?
Just...
Where's my white shirt, bro?
What?
Faith?
Bro, I have to.
Let the chat be mad, bro.
I'm dead-ass. We have to figure out if there's an outfit.
They can get mad at me. I don't care.
They can get mad at me.
I'm not getting nothing to get mad at me.
Find the jacket, bro.
They're saying streamer awards fit.
Streamer awards fit.
Streamer awards fit.
It's cold out.
So fucking soon?
Streamer awards, streamer awards.
I mean, that would fit the theme,
but you'd get hot as fuck.
I'm sweating already!
Plus?
I don't know what to do.
I'm gonna fucking...
Ow, man.
What am I gonna dress like?
I've never been to a baby shower.
I feel like these pants stay.
I feel like these are the ones.
It's hot, but it's like...
These are...
You know?
It's calm, yeah.
White shirt, it's easy, bro.
It's fucking easy.
I'm not wearing a long sleep.
Maybe...
Maybe the brown jacket.
Maybe the waving.
Stay with me now, bro.
Saying right here
Good afternoon
Hello, baby
Welcome to the shower
Is this the bath? I can't bro. I don't wanna I get asked. I'm gonna work for a sleep chat
See if this nuts. Let's go see his ass or sleep follow
I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do, Jack.
Over back.
Okay, okay, okay.
What brand is like Italian?
Um...
You may see Marcello.
You got some of that?
I don't know. I don't think so.
This is the guy here.
We're in the Vayner chair?
We need a regroup. We need a regroup. Wait, we're at the other shirt.
Hello, Ria.
It's on the phone, I suppose.
Just grab that.
We don't have time.
We don't have time, bro. Yes, you don't have time.
Come on, bro. Come on. Put it in the fucking here.
Ah, cool.
Why am I bleeding?
Is that the vet? Significantly speaking?
Is it New York City?
Is it New York City one? I could just say I'm from New York.
I could just say it, bro.
You don't have to be New York.
What is this?
Is this a shirt?
A mafia?
That's long story.
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Wait to hear it.
Oh, this one stinks.
Fuck the fuck.
New York City. Pretty calm.
Well, I can tell you right now.
It's a water to go to right here.
It's food.
You look like a car.
You guys got any weed?
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Oh, fuck, I dropped this shit.
No, I got nothing.
Do not wear that.
No, I don't know what to wear, ladies.
Are we still up to go get the gift?
No.
It's over, man.
It's actually over.
What the fuck I can't get out of here.
What do we do?
What does the guy say?
He's saying it sounds like an Italy jersey.
Wear that plain white t-shirt.
I think I'm going white T.
I think I'm going white T on him.
I think you're freaking out.
You can relax and just be like, what would Marlon do?
Wow.
I think Marlon would just show up.
Show up. Get some light
Well, I'm not kidding
Can't stop it from walking like this
You're the one going to the baby shower enough to chat
Yeah, we make it about you
not the baby
this is your baby Charlie
you're not gonna hate that it's a home
well I think I just threw a jacket over this
that's it
like really it doesn't have to be this deeply thought into
I'm running out of time when I'm gonna get the kayak
it's gonna be fucking
oh we're gonna have to put it in an Uber
oh wait this guy
brother
get that fucking shit out of here
I don't know
Did you see that?
On the contrary, what does it mean?
What?
Uh, uh.
Macaulay.
Macaulay's single.
What?
Someone said, someone said North Korea ass mods.
I don't even know. I just read that.
Oh my god, he's busy.
Hey Jay, just two things real quick. You know what I'm saying?
Kerry, you have great fun, by the way. Congratulations.
Today is your day.
What should I be wearing to your baby shower?
I don't want to over-dress, but I still want to, you know,
make sure it's appropriate.
Well, my girl, for like, I don't want to have pastel colors.
So like, just like soft, bright colors.
Soft bright soft bright. Okay
Okay, so I have this acne studio's white tea
I had Christian to your pants, but then I also but I also have some selections. I have the Louis Vuitton like these are very
These are very light colors. You know, say we have this yoga, you know to say what kind of
The Louis Vuitton ones
Got it got it got it. What type of shoes should it be like a boot should it be like a dress shoes?
You can go any type of shoe.
I mean, this thing go like using it all the beats.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
If you want to get in and out of Italian restaurant
right there, what would you wear?
Honestly, that type of box, it ain't too good.
If you go to the store, you just got to do the white shoes
you changed.
White shoes, white shoes.
OK, all right, all right, all right, all right.
I got you, I got you, I got you, brother.
All right, I'll see you soon.
Listen, is it possible if I bring my car?
I have a pretty big gift for you.
Yeah, I don't need your bring your car, brother.
Is it Noah, okay? Yeah, I got it. I got it. Okay. I'm a pretty big gift. Um, do you like do you like going on the lake ever?
Perfect perfect perfect. Oh, I've got a crazy gift coming your way. All right. Thank you, brother. I'll see you soon
It's to be a right to be him. Yes, okay. Perfect. I'll make it quick
Okay, okay, okay, okay, let's do this!
I'm not going to lie to you, we have to do it, we have to do it.
Alright, alright, alright, just stay with me.
Alright Chad?
Hey, how are you brother?
Chad, there's no switching no more.
There's no switching.
We gotta make a count.
Listen, we're not going to win the best dress.
I'm not wearing no watches to this in case you never know, bro.
You never know if someone's security might get mad and maybe,
hey, I heard you the guy that shit talks and then just picks me up,
throws me and then takes my watch.
we're not doing that. We can wear some light jewelry though, you know what I'm saying?
Okay, all right. All right, um, Timbs, Timbs, Timbs, Timbs, Timbs. Wait are these regular Louis Vuitton Timbs or are they normal Timbs?
They're Louis Vuitton Timbs. I don't know if you see it, they can actually match these right here.
Lays, you let me know, bro.
You let me know, bro.
No, no, no.
I mean, I don't want to see them both on.
I need a jacket.
I need a jacket.
I need a jacket.
I think it looks pretty calm.
I like it.
I like the boots with the pants, yeah.
But now we need a jacket.
We need a jacket for this.
We need a jacket.
Like, you know a jacket that, like...
Yeah, I don't know what jacket.
Um, do I need a belt?
I need a belt.
Oh, no.
Actually, pink ultra jacket, no.
Do I have a belt or have a belt?
I need a belt.
Oh my f**king car.
Alright.
Oh f**k.
No one's gonna see my thumb.
No one's seeing it.
No one's seeing it.
I just have to get it on until it holds a little bit.
No sagging.
Come on.
Oh, you and the chat got a little fit on right now.
Really?
Hello.
Hello?
Are you a jacket or no jacket?
I don't know.
What jacket do you have?
Are you going to wear it?
Bluebird the 20!
God bless!
Thank you for the 20!
Thank you so much for the 20.
We're much appreciated.
God bless.
Let me just see.
I'm just going to throw on a jacket.
Let's see what it looks like even if I had a jacket on.
I'm not going to wear this one.
Yeah, so you need a jacket.
I just think not this color, obviously.
These pants are tight. Oh my god.
Holy shit, I shouldn't have jammed these.
But they kind of look nice, low-key, when you, like...
You actually need a jacket.
We need something that can put this together.
And we gotta make it quick.
Could be a play.
Is that reversible? Oh no.
No?
I mean, I don't know. I just don't know.
It's so different from the shit that I wear, I fucking have no opinion.
A lot of people in your chat are saying no.
Some people are saying yes, but a lot of people are saying no.
A lot of people are saying no.
They're saying no, Marker.
I don't have anything!
This is all sweatshirt, bro.
You got a lighter jacket? Like a lighter denim or like a lighter?
Nah, I could be wrong, but I don't think you should do black at all.
There you go.
Like this.
From Japan.
Hey, just fucking throw it on, bro. I mean, there's no reason not to try it on.
At this point, bro, unless you really gotta get out the door, though, T.
They're just spamming pink, right?
The only pink I have is my own. That's dirty.
It's two different shades. I know. Yeah, the jacket is really fire though, but
Yeah, I don't know I don't know what you could wear
I don't think you should go full that. Yeah, I know. I have no jacket. Okay chat, you know
I'll show you what my own brand jacket looks like
Right nice nice really there's like a fucking muffin
Doesn't look good
You know what a lot of streamers are gonna be there I should wear my own brand. Let's see what's going on here
Dude, this is a fucking goddamn challenge!
I got nothing left.
I actually have nothing left.
So I don't know what more to do.
What do they think?
Okay, what do you guys think?
Okay, what about this thing right here?
No jacket.
Yes, Kimmy?
Do you want either of these?
Huh?
The tan one.
The cream one.
No.
It's not...
Ooh.
Wait, what's that one?
It's...
No, no, I think it's the I think it's the pants
Time you gotta
You see me jacket here, okay, hold on. I've got it all white brought a jacket
I have no time at all.
I'm going to call you back.
Oh my God, man, I'm trying to face up.
I don't have the money.
I might, I might just call it.
Is that how I got it again?
It's over your stream.
Oh my god, the hoodie is fucking, the hood's stained.
No!
It's stained so bad right here, look at this shit.
Well, nice boba, nice makeup.
Alright.
Alright.
I'm not gonna lie, I'm not just going this.
Oh my god, I'm not going this.
Who gives a fuck what I'm dressed in?
I'm dressed and I'm staying over and out of it. I'm not the best dressed human.
I actually don't care.
Should I wear different boots? I have other boots.
I don't even know. I'm fucking...
I just think the pants are fucking griefing.
People like the pants a lot. That jacket's hard. The boots are hard.
I'm not gonna say fuck it.
I'm just going your drawers.
Listen, we only have a couple more time to get them out.
Rick pants like brother. I am out of every fucking idea I could ever possibly think of
I would have to start imagining
You get the baby baby money for the baby shower. Okay. Yeah, that's a good action like that
What about these these pants with this jacket these boots?
Let me know
I don't know I don't have to try them on
Like I don't know I seriously don't know no matter what I say your chat is gonna say that it's fucking looks retarded
No matter what you put on.
And then, some of the people I call it,
like, that's a bit, that's a bit,
and then you'll see, like, two people saying that's disgusting,
and then you're going to see people!
He's like, he's saying the same thing!
Like, that's insane!
Now one guy said that that looks like shit,
so now you gotta change again.
Low key, go against.
What the fuck am I gonna do with it?
Y'all don't have time for these jokes, bro.
We'll get the baby a carambi!
That's not a best joke.
Stop staring at me!
I'm done, I'm actually done.
Oh my god, okay, you know what?
I'm not a Jesus, it's the pants. I'm not a lion.
You were already in a time where I was going to get a gift.
You might have to be the gift.
Maybe Lacey has something he could wear.
Fuck no!
How do they go to the end?
No, I don't go to the fuck. I actually don't care.
I'm not even kidding.
I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know I want to help. I want to
This ain't pinned
I should like that and I guess you could kind of think that's like Italian
lookie
these are my like other like his pants
That was the first pet that you had on.
You're wearing the exact same fit that you started changing from.
Yeah, look.
Can I tighten it?
Like this.
One.
Oh, wait.
What are you talking about?
This.
This.
This.
This.
So that.
So this.
Right.
You're putting a belt on just to keep it off of you.
No, this might be the one.
Tighten.
Bang.
Bang.
Bang.
Bang.
Bang.
Bang.
DUNK!
It's calm.
Yeah?
Calm. It's calm.
please this is the one I'm not I'm actually not changing what you know
you want what you're chatting LV LV LV LV LV LV LV LV LV LV LV LV LV LV I'm
wearing this I actually like this oh my god I like this I don't care I mean I
don't care this is not bad this isn't bad this is not bad this one's
That's that.
Oh, it's to do my job for one second.
It's like a key.
It's like a lead.
There it is.
Okay.
Let me get that address.
You're trolling right.
No troll, I'm not even going to let this happen anymore, bring that Leap Hands on, I'm not
even going to think about it, we're not talking about anything anymore, I'm dead ass.
I'm dead serious, nope, you want me to be dead?
Sure, I hope when I get there, someone's like yo, this outfit's ass.
No, I'll do it.
C'mon, what are we, what are we going to use?
The off-white?
The boots?
Or the boots that we have right now, Jeff?
Or where were the, like, you know what, we'll wear this, bro.
C'mon.
Same shit.
Here we go, Oosh.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
I'm feeling a lot of off-white.
No tips.
We're not gonna get it.
These shoes are better. They're white.
No, they're not better. These aren't better, bro.
No, these aren't better. Right?
I don't think they're better. I don't think you want to... I don't know.
I just feel like everything I say...
I think they're better.
No one's going to agree with me, so it's like, why don't I even say anything?
I think they're a little bit lighter than the...
like this is calm I know I keep saying it's calm but like this is like textbook
cone. Left the shirt up a little bit, just so you can see the belt. Yep, the belt looks nice.
I like unzipped, but...
Now get one, God. No jacket, pants, no, no. Okay, so pickles, ketchup, mustard, no.
What the fuck am I supposed to do, bro?
Homeless jacket.
They've been begging me to wear this pink hoodie. I'm not even kidding.
It doesn't make any sense.
It makes no sense.
It makes no sense.
This doesn't even color-
Wait, the baby's a girl.
Holy shit.
This color coordination is not even like anything.
Ah, bro.
Hey Jasonkel, I'm here for your baby shower.
your baby shower? I'm ready to win best shot.
Can you tell him where?
Fuck my ass, man.
Hey, Jason, heard it's a girl.
No jacket!
Just these pants!
Just going draws.
What these, eh?
Here for the party. I'm like the on-gatherer.
Here for the party.
Let's get this shit.
Fuck my ass, man.
Where are these boots?
Oh, I need to fucking put the backpack back on. I'm shawing.
Where are these?
No.
Not going to hide in here.
Please.
Please.
Maybe like, tucked up with some swag like that?
Like...
No, no.
You don't like how I look, Tims?
Like, maybe like...
Maybe like...
Woooah!
The one leg!
No!
Yo, Jay, here for the babe.
Shower.
Yo, Jay, here for a bath.
Shower.
Like this.
No.
Walk along, walk along, walk along.
Please, no.
I need some Balenciaga to draw like this.
Average American.
Watch? Watch? I'm gonna get robbed! I'm not wearing no watch. Everyone's gonna know the location
of my shit. Someone's gonna leak it and I'm not wearing no watch. I'll wear some light
jewelry though. Should I pop out in it? Should I pop out in it? Jack, shut up! What'd you
think? Yeah, you're short of vision. Shut up. You're really hard. I think it's really
cool because like everyone's gonna be like oh wow he probably was really in
faith he has that chain that this is cool as shit
Oh!
Oh, man!
We're gonna wear some pink diamonds, some pink diamonds, this is like fake I'm pretty
sure, but some chopped GLD, someone said that to me, but it looks real, right?
It doesn't look real, it looks like I'm like I fit in, no one would know it's
fake, no one's in there.
No one's someone else in the tech, it's pretty cool.
Who's in here? No one's checking the state.
Oh my God. Is it a boy or is it a girl?
Is it him with the Louis Vuitton on the right? Or is it too much? Too much.
Blue? Blue or pink?
Nice. That pink is a nice look.
Oh! Oh, bring the blikky.
Just in case. Got you.
Let's say the pink, pink, pink, pink, pink.
Um, pink, pink. Okay, pink, pink it is.
where it would match it with some Louis Vuitton ring.
There, come right there.
This on the right side, let me...
I can't ring my car, apparently, they said.
So we gotta go there, we're gonna have to open the whole thing there.
Gotta put my wedding ring on, show all the ladies I'm taking.
You know what I'm saying, I'm not sorry. I don't listen to that.
Chrome parts, with the Louis Vuitton, double stacked,
in for the shower.
How's everyone doing, man?
Thoughts?
What do you think?
Yeah?
Like, hot?
Why not, yeah.
Double stacked, actually?
Stacked before?
Maybe doing.
I don't know.
Oh, no.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Take the Louis Vuitton off.
Everyone knows Chrome is cooler.
Yeah, what do you think?
The rings are a little comfy.
Four is all in the same hand, maybe.
Or one of these?
Jewelry's on you. Rings and sheds all on you.
I have no accessories, so.
I actually brought my rings.
I think this one's fake.
I ordered this on grail that turned my finger green.
So one for the finale.
Oh my god, you found them?
Woo!
You have to go running through the front door
and we get there if you have those on.
Yeah once you get out of your own head it's literally just some normal outfit.
All right we got to leave, hold on hold on hold on let me see how far this is real quick.
Uber truck is right here, it's 30 minutes away.
Didn't he say you could bring your car though or he got another confirmation?
It's a risk if you drive, anyone that is driving here and not ridesharing has limited parking, but it's only...
Tell me, ask me to send you a spot.
You're right, you're right. You're fucking right.
Tell me you're Stephen Renable.
I'm bringing you my quick montaica.
Yes.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
What the fuck?
Bro, who the fuck am I? He, Jay Stickel told me I can come.
The fuck? We taking the lambo!
Oh, where's my key then?
That's my key.
Just in case.
Rule number one, gun safety. Never aim at someone.
Like, what in my head actually just came flying off?
It's not real.
I didn't grab the duty gun.
You know what else the brand new is there?
I lost the brand new because when we were doing the garage show, I had a fake gun and they said it was real.
It was Fortnite, actually.
Alright, let's see here.
Um, I'm not taking my course y'all. I'm not making this without me. Okay, let's go.
Well?
Are you ready? Move out of here. Can you come over here?
I'm not taking my course. One, it has a legal Montana plates on it that I have to get registered
because they said if not, that I'm going to jail for 60 days. So right now my attorney
told me not to drive that car for the next 14 days because we're going to get approved
right now.
Let's go!
Can you come over with us?
Actually?
No?
And wait, bust?
What the fuck was going on here?
Uh, let's have a sex.
Oh my god!
I got it, I got it.
My bad, please click one hold one down over to you. Do you think we need a camera this time?
That's up to you. I think that's right in the camera. Just in case
you want to grab it
Like walk that camera or Samsung I look he liked the Sammy
Sammy's a vibe always
Loki cameras not gonna lose that car
Look at the camera. Hurry. Take it fast. You know all this. Okay
I
Chat feel free to screenshot. You know what I'm saying
There you go. Feel free to just
I'm saying it's yours here
There you go
Here I got some query. I'm trying to call you guys can save this one any luck
Wait, his door's open, that's why.
Fuck it, ready?
Oh, it says welcome stable.
Fuck.
No, I do not have a fucking fake car.
I have lots of pressure in my right rear.
Hold on.
I have to get gas, or not gas.
I have to get air taken out of my fucking car.
Hurry up, Jackass!
Holy fuck.
Oh my god, I'm about to take in the Porsche.
Put the camera in, we're going to use it.
Yeah, it's in my pocket.
Do you have the matter daddy?
Um, wait.
There's the hurry bro.
We're gonna be late. We actually might be late.
We have to get in and get out.
I'm not came.
It's okay, the thing is really close to us though.
It's 11 minutes away.
Can you, come on.
Come here.
Come on with?
Clarma?
Clarma?
Karma Karma Karma Karma
Why is my fucking heat seeker on?
Good
Not yet
Waiting for it to pick up
Pass!
Waiting Waiting Waiting
Oh my gosh.
Who here goes to the lake often with their family?
They're dead. I don't hear them. We hear her con fire red Serato. It always comes up here
Boss
Boss boss. I tell me a quick. It's not get the fuck out of the road fucking bird
making a quick pit stop
Um...
Shit, small load, I don't know why it's so heavy.
Oh!
Hit fucking shift!
Holy fake Lambo!
Fuck, I'm putting the shit in manual mode, bro.
These shifts are fucking too long.
What's happening? Are you dead?
Have you got a hurry?
Let's face it out!
Oh, man.
What the fuck is this guy doing?
Hey, Carl, turn the air on.
Thank you.
There's some air coming in, you see that?
There's some Lamborghini air.
It's nice.
It's got a different type of air.
It's not some bullshit air.
That's bullshit air.
Okay, what did I forget to put on?
Oh my God.
Okay, what did I, what did I forget to put on?
Oh my God.
I feel like I'm missing something.
I feel like I'm missing something.
What do you think you're missing?
Chad, am I missing something?
I'm not kidding, I feel like I'm missing something.
Oh my God, I forgot to put the order on.
Wait.
Ooh, get away from that.
Yeah, it smells good.
It smells like your cologne.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Sunglasses, glasses.
I forgot my glasses.
Is there glasses on the right side?
Give me whatever it is.
I'll make it work.
Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah.
Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah.
How's it look?
It's a little good.
you
you
you
you
you
talking about that he's referencing that little oozy vert guap vert whatever you want to call me also reference to that
He's a spent a hundred at Dover
Well fuck man, it's gonna be fire. I'm not even kidding dude
We got to make sure that they really do like this gift though like no troll
We gotta find parking. He told me there's new parking, so.
I don't want to get there, and it's one of those things where it's like,
I can't find parking, and then, you know what I'm saying?
Do you need us to help?
And now I'm in Hell City. Population day.
Literally population you.
Do you think, okay, no weird shit?
Do you think Jason Goh, for his baby shower,
he would want us to get, um...
Jamba juicer, no.
But do you think he...
They do think he...
Holy fucking gridlock that guy just did
But do you think he'd want us to get John but you's protein smoothies or no like I'm just being honest
I don't know. I want to just make sure I don't know
I he looked he did text me like yo L like if you and I want to like stop and get like John but you's protein
Peanut butter smoothies like I wouldn't be pissed
That sounds like him
I'm not gonna lie, that actually sounds like something people want, I'm not even hearing.
Come on, give me a song. I'm about to be hearing it.
I should be downtown Larger?
I should be de-
Hang on.
I should be down town, but they know no way to do You've got something that belongs to me
If I don't even know what to say at all
Despite the dangers that you've made
Who is it that you've got to keep looking at the heart?
Changing up the things on me
I was only gone for the last few months
I'm gonna fall down, but I'm down to what I've been
And will it ever be the same, ever same?
Hold on, I was six feet from it
When we were six feet, we were so far down
I know we're in a rush, but I might have to stay with you guys.
We're gonna shop at big five. I'm just waiting for the beat drop of the song. You want to come visit me? Come on
I didn't fucking jean herbal get on what's going on here
All these people want a kayak here. I'm buying jayce single one for his baby shower. I think his baby would love it
They're saying windows open, what's up there?
Kayak, kayak, kayak.
Up there?
He told me I'm the first person to buy a kayak
in two years, let's make it happen.
Let's buy a kayak.
Oh, every employee's channel.
How you doing, brother?
We're actually doing it today.
Glad you're meeting, brother.
We're doing a kayak?
Yes, sir.
Kayak.
We're going for it.
Which one are we picking?
Oh my God, what would a baby want for a baby shower?
What would make a baby?
Um, probably this big.
The biggest one, I like that one.
Let's do it, how much?
Um, it's uh, oh, sorry real quick.
Do we have the big blue one in the back, still?
Or is that a different model?
I'll take the one on the shelf.
I'll take the one off the shelf.
I don't need a box.
We're bringing it for you real quick.
How much is it?
Uh, now let me free it on the output here real quick here.
I feel like a cock, it's a perfect gift.
GG Lamborghini getting hot-wired right now.
Imagine he just
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
Just put it on the roof! With what holder are you fucking-
Oh my god, sorry, excuse me. Sorry, everyone.
Alright, we gotta- we gotta think of alternatives, bro.
Alternative gifts?
Dude, I-
Should we just take a stroll in there and see what bullshit they got?
We have no one who has a truck, bro.
I need to buy a truck for a stream, I'm not even kidding.
It would actually be a good investment.
Oh my god, the same truck from thunder.
Nope, I gotta find a different gift.
Come on, quickly.
Yeah, that one's a no-go.
Yeah, we gotta think of an alternative here.
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
Bike? No.
Maybe like a...
I don't know, bro.
Maybe it's our only chance.
Maybe like a fishing rod and a ski mask?
Why?
Oh my god, what do we do, bro?
So, it's like, oh, pin.
Tie it on the roof through your back windows
like a Christmas tree.
Brother, how would I tie it?
I don't have any, yes?
I'm gonna try to make sure it's done with another thing.
You do have these guys up in here.
I think we're at both.
They're quite a big, not quite.
But we do have these guys, they're in slatable tie-axe.
So, just as big, but they're gonna be more
kind of spaced at that, in case you can see them.
but they're gonna be smaller.
More space inside.
Fuck.
That and then all these, they're all blobs
and then if you really want to.
How long does this need to blow?
Can I use this in my mouth?
Can I blow it up and give it to him?
You can do it with the mouth if you really want to.
Or you can do one of the air mattresses,
like the electrical ones.
And blow it up like that.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
This one, oh, the good thing about it
is it does some clearance.
So instead of it being 300, it would be 2.6.
Oh, that's a big clearance with tax.
Oh, I get everything like that, yeah.
Let me look around real quick.
Can we just...
Yeah, let's definitely.
Oh my god, they're gonna say I'm an outgifter if I don't get something.
You need to blow in with it.
Do you guys have pink spray paint?
No, we don't have any spray paint.
Do you have anything pink?
I thought I could, like, paint paint?
Nothing from paint wine.
There's nothing from spray paint.
Fuck.
Well, part of it is served on the street.
On the street?
I don't have time to go down the street.
What time is it?
I don't have a watch on.
We're saying...
I have to leave back now.
I
Gotta go now we gotta go right now get a you all wait you all guys
That blue one would fit no I think that would fit right
Dude, I know it's kind of like it's like why
But that one I don't know. I just don't know simply yes or no. I need to know we need to go
Like I'm okay. Let me start a fine parking. They're saying yes the blue one change fits. I'm not doing this
Can I get the blue one sir? Yes?
ASAP if that's okay, I'll pay extra to expedite this we got a head out of here
That's for a kid brother
Everyone knows when you go to a baby shower. They don't ever give shit to the kids bro
They want it for themselves. Are you kidding me? If I walk down with like a fucking go-yard bag there
I'll be like, fuck yeah, what?
Like, bro, come on.
Get the yellow one.
The yellow one might be too big.
It's the same size.
You can buy the kid like football pads and a helmet.
How big is the yellow one?
Now the yellow one's way too big, right, Lace?
Dude, the yellow one is huge.
I was just thinking maybe even the blue one
might be too tough.
The yellow one is like eight feet, bro.
It's not gonna fit.
I'm at a chance.
I do what is.
We could just get the big doors, carry it the whole way.
We'll leave the car here in big five parking lot.
We should change our cab.
Okay.
Bro, everyone knows if you get someone a gift, you're not supposed to like
question a gift it's always like a thanks you know I'm saying like that's all
that matters bro like you know I'm saying like if someone got you a gift you
should just accept it simple
we'll just put the receipt, we'll just give you a receipt
there's no trade back to say
wrap yourself
this gift is dog shit
maybe you're a sal
Volcano?
yeah you're Michael a sal
I'm your daughter
Should we just tell them that's like a chrome one?
Spire sharpies, we start drawing...
Do you guys have sharpies here?
Oh yeah we do
Got it, I have an idea
Oh man, we're not gonna be able to...
Should I call Jay and ask about the stream thing? Or should I just call his manager again?
Jay was pretty loose, he's like, yeah, co-park or whatever.
Man, he's like, oh, is that all right with me?
I get it, I respect it.
It says baby shower.
I'll be honest with you, when I have a baby shower,
I'm inviting everyone to.
That's nice, that's what I know.
Thank you, bro.
Everyone is going to the baby shower.
I would 1,000% tell you to leave an unfriend you
if you got me that.
Well, bankrolls, 69, 420.
Unfortunately, you're not getting a fucking kayak,
So, holy shit, the whole unit's out.
Oh, perfect.
Wait, it's bigger when it gets brought down.
All right.
Oh, we're just gonna have to hope.
Holy shit.
All right, we got the first one.
Thank you.
Holy under.
Get the paddles.
They can use their hands
Let me call Jay. I don't want to bother him, but I know it's baby shower, but let me just make sure
Cuz I'm gonna be like five minutes late now
I just get ready for baby shower
I'm gonna fuck a piece of shit around in the chat that ass
I did us his pauses music. Oh my god
Where's the sharpies should I get him a watch? They're not even ticking
You guys have a sharpie?
Oh, it should be easy right behind you guys.
Oh, yeah.
Awesome, awesome.
Come on over here.
Okay.
That's okay.
Yeah, I'll be back.
Man, I need 147, 247.
Yes, sir.
Do I want to donate?
Absolutely not.
Let's go.
Good thing you don't have the outfit.
That's why I like Big Five.
Let's do this then.
Hey man, you've treated me super well.
For filming purposes, if it is for filming, there would be no returns for it.
And then, we don't really mind guest filming.
We just want some extra size of the guest film in.
Oh, easy.
We know if we're all in the house.
Appreciate it, man. Appreciate it.
Thank you, brother.
Good to do a visit.
Thank you so much, sir.
How are you doing?
He's completely trashed.
Help me out, sir.
Come, come.
There.
Chrome ports.
Is it with that chrome or not?
Is this one of one?
Here I go.
One second.
Okay, does it look legit or no?
Could you tell?
Yeah, I'm Ben Zaris.
Could you tell this is Chrome Arts?
Yeah.
I'm walking out of the Chrome Store.
I don't know.
I don't know, guys.
Thank you.
Thank you, brother.
Oh my God, I got on my shirt.
Alright. Listen, Chad.
Let's do this thing.
Boss?
Wait a minute.
Lace?
Boss?
Wait a minute.
I got fake Lamborghini!
How do you put this down?
How do you put it down?
It's really like a fake Lamborghini.
There's like a thing, I don't know, it's like a fucking lever though.
Oh wait, I got scammed.
It's Lamborghini, wait, oh my god, do you keep up with the season?
Oh wait.
Just like son, don't doubt it, I got it.
Hey, you got a loader? Or is that another loader, too?
Excuse me, sir?
You got that to the engine.
Um, that's not making it to him.
Oh, dude!
Keckler, Keckler, Keckler!
Wow, that thing's down.
My god, don't let it!
Oh my god it fits.
Get on the other side quickly.
Come on.
Let's get out of here.
Okay.
You're outlawed. Wait, okay Chad I'm pretty sure when we get there we might
have to just end just for his thing but he'll be streaming it so we'll be on
his stream and then right when he's done we just re-spark up is that okay
Chad thumbs up? Like no interest hub? No I think it's just gonna be him but
But then we'll go right back on it.
But then we'll go right back on it.
We don't have time for paddles.
So it's up to you guys.
Should I just drive there right now, like off-camera, or should I drive on-camera?
And then as soon as we get there, just put on, because I mean, I get it, Russ.
It's fucking baby shower.
Like what?
There's nothing wrong with that, Chad.
Oh, God, there's nothing wrong with that.
Like he invited us to his baby shower.
and we can stream after.
You know what I'm saying?
There's absolutely nothing wrong with that.
What are they saying?
I only want you to drive on, Kim.
I'll just stream until he goes live,
we'll talk about it, and then, yeah, simple.
But bro, chat, at the end of the day,
like we're getting invited to a fucking baby shower,
which is so fucking nice.
By the way, that's actually like a huge thing
to get invited to.
That's very, that's like, that means they trust you,
that they respect you, by the law.
So shout out, shout out to him.
W baby.
You know what I'm saying?
And then we'll literally re-spark
right when it's, right when he says we're good to go.
So we'll just bring everything in.
Bro, when he unboxes a fucking kayak,
he might start tweaking.
He actually, he might be fucking height.
I'm not even kidding.
Unboxes.
What do you mean?
Oh, it's stopped.
Oh my God, we have to draw more crosses
though low key, right?
For sure, yeah.
Wait, do you think there's going to be parking?
We have to figure out the parking.
Oh my god.
What are you saying?
I will say, how do I tell them I got to leave in 15 minutes for dinner?
Outlawed, I have a question.
Do you think, do you, do you get asked maybe you have any choice to go to dinner?
That's number one.
Number two, we're not allowed to ingest hop.
Number three, we're gonna go there.
We're gonna host him.
That's what the fucking stable does.
The stable is one of the greatest communities on Twitch.
If not the greatest, can I get a stable in the chat?
The blue shit?
May I see that?
We're gonna show Jsyncho fucking love at his thing,
because we're a strong community,
and then we're gonna respark right when we're there, bro.
Simple as that.
It's good vibes, man.
Good fucking vibes.
Shout out to all the subs here, shout out to anyone.
Hey, if you're not a sub right now
and you're a fucking loser-ass grind,
Drop a me maybe someone will give to us up, but you could also put the white stable emote because um, you know
You're a grunt show yourself that you're a grunt
Kanye's album man. Was it good?
Until tonight listen to it all. Should we listen to some of it now?
We're gonna ruin your immersion in my room that murder, but of course you can play it if you want
I'm answering that on the care no Chad
Does anyone here go into Kanye's concert on this Friday coming up? What? Oh my god?
We're going to Kanye this fucking Friday
Hey Jack Kanye shouted us out listen we hey hey we got to get rid of the
Lamborghini bro we got to go Ferrari on them listen
Wait!
Wait!
The stable is full of Ferrari's and Porsche's!
Y'all, that ass, do I actually...
No troll, I might have to get rid of this.
Buy a Ferrari, post on Instagram,
the Ferrari next to the Lamborghini...
Or no, fuck, I'm already fucking up.
The Ferrari next to the Porsche, with that bar...
No, that's minimum 14 likes, minimum.
You know that, right?
Give me 14.
I mean, this is nice.
The amount of streamers that are pulling up today is actually nuts.
That's a lot.
I mean, I hate that I don't have to say this, but I think it's not.
And then I saw some other people going.
I just opened up Twitch real quick, you know?
But that means we're forced.
Just a sec.
Nina and Neon. Listen, bro.
I'm not clipping.
We're not doing no clip farming,
because I am the clip, that's everyone.
We're not doing no argument with streamers.
Today is all about J-sync-o.
So if anyone wants to argue,
if anyone wants to do that, bro,
you're making it about yourself.
This is a baby shower.
It's supposed to be a beautiful day for him.
Apparently, I'm giving a speech.
I didn't know this.
I'm a little worried, because I guess I have to give a speech.
But maybe I'm not giving the speech.
I don't know.
Maybe Noah was just saying that, his manager.
But yeah, we got a beautiful day, bro.
Jsynco Loki beat me to this, though, bro.
Like, I swear to God, OK, no troll, J. I love you.
You're a great fucking dude.
But if you stream, like, have it.
No way, he already said the gender, right?
Yeah.
Wait, did you say the gender?
Yeah, did he say the gender or is it girl, right?
Right, I'm pretty sure he did.
Did he?
Yeah.
Okay, yeah, I'm gonna be the first streamer and clip this right now.
I don't give a fuck, nobody can steal my idea,
because I'm gonna be the first to say it.
When I have children, I'm live streaming everything.
Okay, not sex.
I'm gonna live stream the birth in the hospital,
have mods run up prediction boy or girl and I'm gonna have cow she sponsored or
poly market or one of these sponsors or whatever and you're gonna be able to live
bet on what my what the kid is okay what gender I'm gonna be the first year
ready to brown care I don't care bro I don't care I don't care bro it's gonna
be a movie it's gonna be a fucking movie imagine someone comes up like 500
bands I inside her turn like yo it's it's a girl I'm gonna say like that's
50-50 someone could come up money oh
Chat I don't know if anyone heard the news because I was live pretty early today, but um I
Did look at a place yesterday for myself. Obviously. I'm still gonna be living with the ex phase guys
I don't know what you got what we want to call each other
I'm still gonna be living there like I'll have a set up there, but I'm thinking about getting my own place for
You know me maybe lays
Maybe Parker you know what I'm saying
and put my car there, put my jewelry there,
and just have a nice spot, you know what I'm saying?
And also, I'll put a streaming set up there
so I can still stream there.
So it's not like, if I go home, quote unquote, home,
I can still stream at my house, you know what I'm saying?
But for any planned IRLs, I will always be in LA.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Honestly, I started planning a lot more,
which is W. Rambodo.
But for anything that's planned throughout my week,
I'll come to LA, I'll stay for a couple of days
too, like I'll sleep there.
But like, if I know that I'm gonna be doing desktops for like two days, I'm gonna go home, you know what I'm saying?
Have burger, etc.
Yes.
Yes.
Wait, it's not a question. Why are you gonna break-check me?
I'm gonna bring the Lamborghini from Montaigneur, right? So this one is the one that can like, really like take corners.
I'll be honest with you you could oversteer go straight into the mountain and then we die like right here like
I don't know if you want to show this like I were to go super fast right here
Like do you see how we're in SUV?
So like let's say if I try taking a sharp-ass corner I could hit these people and we go flying off the mountain right there
So that would be the only problem is those people right there
We would have hit them and we would have been flying off the mountain right now. That's the only thing
So let's be a little slower. Okay. I don't want to fuck up the chrome hearts. Kayak, too. It's a one
I'm not even kidding, free will is such a powerful thing, like what is stopping me from like flying off here with you?
Like I control your life right now, you know that right?
I know, every time we get in the damn corner.
Like sometimes I think about it, I'm like, bro, you know what, one of these days I could be sick of this shit and just like, you could be like having a time, you could be talking to me like, oh I love life, life is so good.
And I could just take you off this mountain, bro.
But on Hollywood City tour bus, should I piss them off, should I start honking?
Oh my god.
Hey!
Kevin Hort is in front of us!
Where the hell do you go?
Where do you go?
Kevin Hort is at Hollywood Boulevard right now!
Kevin Hort!
Yes!
What if he just started flying the bus over the hills?
It's all a bit like an aerial.
If people aren't just spilling up the side.
Oh my god, it's the good life man.
Welcome to it bro.
Population us.
Population.
Fucking us.
I rather go broke than be like fucking Vic bro.
I'm not even kidding.
I'm full jock today.
Jocking work.
This chat probably thinks we're special.
It gets mad bro.
I'm not gonna... Oh my god, another bus!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Oh, he's waving me. Hey, y'all in a blind corner?
Dwayne the Rock Johnson is on Hollywood Boulevard!
How many fucking tour buses are out tonight?
Oh my god, how'd that guy get your scooter?
Wait, fast!
Wait, really?
Imagine he just arrowed him?
He does the GTA, the fly, the flying on the bike tech.
Bro, what if he doesn't like our chrome parts, fuck it?
Dude, well, like you said, if you're gonna gift him something, like you're not gonna
straight up just say, like, what the fuck is this?
I signed it or no?
Because anyone can claim that's their gift it's not rats
Oh true, I don't want you don't want people to like try and steal credit for that
That's what I'm saying
You got the chrome kayak, not someone else
That's what I'm saying, what if someone takes the chrome kayak?
That'd be fucking hell
That'd be actually fucking hell bro
That'd be sad as fuck
RB Nails
Wait, what if
Wait, so what does that mean he said he's uh hanging up his jersey I mean he's retiring
Wait check is he retiring?
There's no way right
He said goes a legend
I don't even know how to give a speech like what shout out the shower and a baby like
what the fuck is this is a significantly speaking
shout out to the Cincos dude you know to be legendary keep her pose
tonight. Yeah boy, that would actually like, but do they, I don't know, I mean, he's doing a fucking baby shower on
stream, maybe a quick proposal? Maybe I love you? I want to spend the rest of my
life with you? Oh my god, that could be a cinema.
Fucking love cinema. This Chrome Hearts kayak is actually fucking fun. How much
does it, okay how much should we write it for like say it's worth? That's one of
That's like 20
We gotta draw more crosses my god
Fuck what he doesn't want it what he says is garbage
Are you a studies? I'm already honest. He does the way zero. Well, he's looking for doing like that
first of all, I think this is
They think you're fucking paddles probably got arms and legs
It's true
This is true. Well, this is actually true
I don't know, fuck where they are, you can stop every day, I'll get them a one of one
go-yard bag.
Is he really one go-yard bag?
No, fuck no.
What do you guys think this one's coming out of?
What I'm saying bro, what would you rather have, a one of one chrome hearts kayak or
like some go-yard Louis Vuitton, like, like bro, it's like, I don't personally want
the chrome hearts kayak, that's what I wanted.
Maybe I'm tripping though?
Let me guess, they're saying the chrome hearts kayak?
They're all spamming it?
All right, yeah.
They're all saying kayak haven't saw a single person say what a war or say going on yet. Really?
Hey, you know I practice my speech
That's the sound.
It's my car on fire.
Awesome.
All right, let's practice.
J-sync-o to me up,
all right, let me pick up the phone.
Morning, everyone.
No, afternoon, everyone.
First and foremost, I want to say
Jason go la la la say say it right
how do you say your name
how do you say your name
is it la la
is it
what do you say
I got a drink of the microphone
I was just saying yes
alright alright
alright so pretend you gotta
woo
um
Ron, Ron, can you come up?
Yeah!
No!
Stop!
Stop!
That's for real.
Ron, can you please come up and give a speech?
I guess.
Good morning.
Good afternoon, everyone.
I just wanted to say a big shout out to J-Syncho.
They're doing clap right there.
They're doing little clap-paws, clap-paws.
Let's give a big shout out to J-Syncho, everyone.
and of course the beautiful mother Lala that's respectful say like beautiful
mother having a child the beautiful mother Lala this is about to be a
beautiful family you know what I'm saying Jason gov known him for a good
amount of time great fucking dude great dude really amazing man very kind hearted
Lala you know I don't know you that much like this triple no I'm gonna
You used to say that.
Okay.
Lala, you know, we aren't that close,
but you know, you're married to my friend.
No, you're not married, I'm fucking up already.
I'm gonna get hate threats.
Lala, you know what I'm saying?
You're having a baby and you invited me
to your baby shower and that's a blessing in itself.
And then everyone claps, right?
Everyone's probably gonna clap.
It's time for washing.
That's fun.
Me and Kai are locked in.
Yo Kai, bro, tell the chat we're locked in like this,
bro, come on, KC 1.1 million.
Please.
I'm sorry, I'm just spitting.
You know what I'm saying?
Let's get this shower rolling, man.
Let's do this.
And everyone starts clapping, no?
Yeah.
I mean, the moves will probably be rolling out crazy with it.
The what?
Oh, the moves?
Yeah.
Zuki?
Guys, all right.
You know what?
I'm going to be the one to admit it.
Kaisenat is watching me chat because I'm part of the rollout, okay?
New Kaisenat stream April 8th
I'm a part of the rollout. All right, I didn't want to leak it. I didn't want to do it
But I am part of the rollout. Yes
Me and Kai will be live
together
Yes
What are you guys gonna do?
You gonna leak it?
I might as well.
The VetX Ultra Runway.
Yes.
The first stream back, he wanted to collab with me.
He's like, I mean, I don't want to leak everything, but he was like,
yo Ron, I really fuck with your clothing brand, Ultra.
Ultra on Instagram, you know what I'm saying?
Ultra World.
It's really great quality, really great stuff.
I just bought your newest drop.
I'm excited to drop next on ultra on Instagram, but let's collab. Let's make some of that X ultra for the family
And I'm like, you know what car?
Let's do it. Why not? Let's do it, man
So first stream is a runway stream. It's gonna be a movie
No
W's
We roll in the W's ever so slightly don't you like
We're overwhelming me. You know what I'm saying? Let's let's roll the main slowly. Let's put like some duck
Maybe a lower case. I don't know like don't don't just like the capital ones are cool
But it's like let's like slow them. Let's roll them in a little slower. You know what I'm saying
It's worth a little slower
See new messages coming in a left you made me leave
Check. Call him.
Oh yeah, he always find things hard to get. Like he showed his presence here in chat and I was like how much do you really fuck with him?
He's probably like, oh my god, it's like praying you bang his eyes.
He's probably sitting there staring at his phone.
Hey Siri, call Kai.
Your call cannot be completed and styled. Please check the number and dial again.
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number favor the verifi
Say will I he broke say will I he blocked me
Me, far away, give me a sign.
We actually might not.
Fuck that bear.
I don't really think this one.
What if I just, oh my god.
Okay, you know what?
I could actually, I could do some crazy shit.
What if I give him the car?
Is it good?
Brother, do you know how many W's I get on stream?
You do.
That'd be the biggest truth.
I'd be the biggest stupid boss on WS.
What if I just give him the car?
Like
No, cuz that's putting something in there
Let's not
Three minutes of ads I mean that's why we asked for subs over here
Can I get a W sub severe sub job of me? Oh my god
But I'm a dreidel like actually I'm steven all the time dreidel
Sure boy the television
Stop by Jeffrey Epstein's house again. Oh
Thank you so much for the fucking five gift it we not Jeffrey Epstein Jeffrey Bezos Bezos
I know, uh, panoramic Pete, right?
Oh, and these feet!
Okay, you want to know some...
Alright, you know what?
Let's do some, let's do some shit.
I'm 90% sure we're driving past that anyway.
Actually, I don't know if we drove past it already, but chat.
I'll be honest with you,
we're right next to the Mafia Thon3 house.
You guys want to make a quick pit stop?
I can show you guys the house. It's right here.
I remember the address, and so you're like, right here.
So they're actually putting something in the air.
It's getting cloudy ever since these fucking planes went in the sky.
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
Ooze?
Ooze?
It actually is right here.
It's like 15 minutes away.
Fun fact, D.D. was actually lived around here also.
Don't ask me how I know.
Interesting.
It's right here.
I wanna fly, can't you take me far away?
Give me a sign that I'm fatal.
Oops.
Fucking matter, Daddy Central.
Wait.
Fucking matter.
Oh my god.
What?
This is actually important.
You're gonna have to spell I-Cup.
Wait, I see you be.
What the fuck?
Uh, she just saw the look on your face and you're spelling that shit dude.
Wait a while I'm gonna look like...
Spell it again buddy.
I see you pee.
Little slower.
I see you pee.
You see me what? You freak.
What the fuck's wrong with you buddy?
Why would you make me say that shit?
You know I have young viewers.
Oh right there.
Wait no no get ready.
Ready, ready Ratchas, ready?
Chat.
Right here is the mafia thon three house entrance right here. That's actually the entrance
Dan they're doing construction work on it. Well, God that was the entrance
Wait now mafia thought to which is the one that I went on was it two or three?
It's two right. Yeah, that was the entrance to
to
We have
Did they see it?
I think they saw it.
Did they just shoot it?
They're saying 2, yeah, they're also saying 2.
God.
Ghosts.
Legendary house, Mock-a-Line.
Damn, I didn't get invited to 3.
NBA turned off.
You can run the NBA and become the all-time leading sporer,
and you can kind of just, like, drive up and end up as the next one.
Damn.
Okay.
Okay, when we get there Chad I don't want to leak too much obviously I don't want to be
an L leaker so once we get there maybe sign a little bit more chrome hearts and then we
end.
Is it good?
Chad is Jason go live it or no?
I was saying you did get one off at the final so.
I did?
Yeah.
That wasn't home. I did get invited one time.
Yeah, I had to cancel on the Kevin Hart Druski sleepover.
They wanted me to sleepover with them and I'm like, I can't make it that day, sorry guys.
It's a good thing about the camera.
Why is it good?
It's good, yeah. I was saying we're following one more.
Look where we are.
True.
True.
Don't say what area we're in. This is beautiful.
I know what it is. I've never seen something like this in my life.
This is actually fucking beautiful.
I'm nutty. And I'm seeing straight fuckin' Brock Trunks.
Brock Trunks everywhere.
Brocked out like a Marlin!
That was hard as shit.
I just gave you goosebumps.
Really?
It's not I come out.
I see you being...
Dude! You should have seen the face! This is so disgusting!
I see you...
Dude!
Don't give me to do that weird shit! You know I have fuckin' young viewers!
At least I didn't make you say matter daddy.
What's a matter daddy?
No!
Nothing much, man!
God, you shouldn't have creeped me out, though, this weird fuckin' Tom Fullery.
Ah, fuck, man.
You should have checked under that, man.
Under where?
Wait!
Locked out like a marlin.
Wait, don't tell me this is- There's no Shalas working for him, right?
Oh, honey.
Wait.
Tell me this is Fry's HQ.
Um, wait.
Wait.
Um.
Dude, we actually should have walked here from the Big Five.
I drink soda, I eat pizza.
What?
I'll get that one.
Yeah, that one's just...
Is it far in?
I think that one's just like parted.
I don't know.
Go ahead, finish it.
I think that's all it is.
And then it just literally usually cuts to like the most bullshit videos I've ever
seen in my entire life.
Yeah.
I'm just picturing myself.
There's a black charcoal hub.
Yeah, there's unlimited.
unlimited
I don't know what this is
Oh my god, we might be cooked. It might be actually fries HQ. I'm not care. It's looking like full blown
Oh Chad is ready to chat. Get ready for fries HQ headquarters
Hey everyone, it's a rockstar right there. I mean I'll say too much stuff you guys who knows who's here
I'm trying to like keep it on me a little bit. They love my face anyway
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
What are you looking at?
You should have got a fucking Uber.
It might be Fries headquarters in my car.
It is really Fries headquarters.
Oh no, I think you...
Please, please, come here.
I'm just trying to show any addresses you need to say.
I'm second, everyone.
Everyone hold.
Give me all my fiiiides.
I don't know why I can't even see the chat anymore.
How long have we been there?
Yeah, it's very long.
I've been fucking 30kbs.
Oh, was it cooked?
It's very bad.
My phone is full of all servers over here.
My job?
Is it bad?
Yes.
I think...
you
That's not a bad decision.
What's good Chateau?
Sorry, that came off after he's been fucked.
What's good Chateau?
What's goody?
How we doing?
What's goody?
How we doing?
How we doing?
How are we doing? How are we doing? How are we doing, Jack?
Turn me up!
You're late. Yeah, I mean, as you can tell, um, as you can tell, uh, about my fit,
I literally just came from the airport, straight here, took the camera with me and went there.
The airport was crazy. I slept three hours, passed three days.
I'm on the grind. The past three days, I've been in LA, Miami, Indiana, bro.
please tell him but and I'm still here and I'm still here but we acting and I'm
still here and I'm near tomorrow again back to Miami I'm still here okay I
stink a brush my teeth ones my knees fucked up okay I'm done out like I'm
done for right now I'm literally done for bro like I'm like I'm seeing ghosts
right now but look what I look what's keeping me awake though so am I bad go
shower yeah I will after this trust me I will and I'm at the best shower ever
I'm a shave I'm a I'm a I'm a sleeper 16 hours okay you make me so horny are you
fucking kidding me it's a fucking joke you make me so horny
W's W's you make me yeah okay how do we okay all right yeah I mean yeah okay
Yeah, I mean, yeah, for sure, you know, cut your nails.
I should be talking.
I was going to come home and react to episodes today and tomorrow.
And then because Monday we are starting our chain together,
marathon boy so and girls, of course.
So that means I'm going to be locked in 24, 24, 7 asking me back turned on.
You know what I mean?
you
you
you
you
you
you
Now, I want to go bishop here to protect my queen, so I can trade out my queen, because
right now nothing can trade out my queen.
There is a chance he takes, though.
Let's go bishop here, because even if his horse takes, I can just trade it off.
Bro, my favorite part about chess is when the board opens up, like after those first picks.
Bishops opening Berlin defense.
I can't believe every opening has a name that's so cool.
I want to learn some openings today, Chad.
Okay, so now what's going to happen?
He's probably going to develop his bishop.
Interesting.
He chooses to not do that.
So I think his next play is he's going to want to contest.
He's going to want to contest my queen.
He's going to go pawn here.
So to stop that, let's just put him in check.
Sketch.
I take too many shots too quick, and then it all hits me at once.
Oh my god!
the bomb was a chat is this gun that I'm using good that episode
I need my d-
Oh!
Oh!
I'll be on the day of the-
I'll be there.
I'm the golden KSI! Oh my god!
I gotta-
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Great.
Wait, I gotta start training if I'm in goalie.
Yeah, no shit.
When something's down in the view, it's like, motherfuckers lose.
I don't know all you say.
I got a necklace, it says, um,
do you want the cherry back?
I got a cloak, it says MVP,
and I got a record that says I'm the best.
I love you guys, I'm having a good one.
Of course, no?
You on?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I just think this one's gonna go for me.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
He said sketch.
Look at his hair, baby.
Look what he said.
Sketch isn't in goal anymore.
KSI.
Oh.
You're not in goal, brother.
You're not in goal, brother.
Oh my God, I'm the Sidemen charity match goalie.
How long do I have till the match?
How long do I have till the match?
20 days? I gotta start trading.
I gotta start trading.
I did have to go start trading.
Who can trade me to be a goalie?
I won't let you down. Trust me, PSI.
Get over here. No, they're done.
Marble would be a very nice recorder.
We'll check it out.
It's good, I promise.
I'm just too sketchy, I'm gonna be...
Hey, it's not even on your team.
Yo, X2C, I'm coming for that goalie spot.
Don't worry, you'll meet him.
I'm coming for you.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
One player, shut up.
Let's go Hawks!
Wait, is this camera coming with us?
Uh, I mean, we have four seats, so if we want to.
Are you coming with us to the beach?
All right.
You owe us 20 gifted?
How?
Wait, how do I owe you 20 gifted?
Does he have our ingest?
Yeah, right.
I only took one shot, Chad. It's 10 gifted. 10 gifted.
It's 10 gifted. And it wasn't even out...
I haven't even been drinking alcohol. It's literally green tea.
Shots. Green tea shots.
Yes, but it's shots of green tea. It's like a healthy tea. Oh, it's healthy
Yeah
I'm doing like 1300 a day right now
Yeah, just trying to stay under I'm here at today. How many am I at today popcorn? I probably ate about a hundred
20 maybe then you need half the bowl the shots
I know 100 maybe 10 shots each get to 20 shots each probably at about
Maybe 400 calories today, honestly, we're saying cap. Are you allergic to gluten? No
Do you eat gluten?
Maybe. Is that a restaurant?
No, it's like bread. It's like what's inside bread.
Like what?
Gluten? Is it Houston? No, it's what's inside bread. Oh
No, I mean, I definitely eat that. Yeah for sure then it's inside bread for sure.
You get allergic to gluten and it makes you gain weight.
I could be allergic to gluten and that's what makes me fat.
Yeah.
How do I know if I'm allergic to gluten?
We go test.
Holy shit, that's what's been around me the whole time.
Wait, Lacey, tell the driver.
Oh.
Hey, hello.
Uh, for Nick?
We're waiting for one more person and then we're coming in.
Then we mark you.
You're gonna die from a glue in allergy?
I feel like you would have died already if you wouldn't have been in the hospital.
No, because you could be allergic to glue in and it just makes you fat. That's why I'm fat.
Ready, Scott?
Scott, let's go to the BME.
One second.
Okay, so you're gonna add a stop to the BME?
Yeah.
Hello sir.
Hello.
Question.
Yeah.
So are AirBnBs around the block?
Do you think you could just drop them?
Where are they talking about?
Sketch is AirBnB or Ars?
Ars.
I don't think Sketch is AirBnB.
He dropped them off at my view, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Sketch, who would you just fell getting through the car?
Dude, it's my right foot is way longer than you.
Oh fuck, I'm crashing the sand in the back.
It's fine.
We'll switch your mic.
We'll switch from each other.
We'll switch from each other.
We'll switch from each other.
We'll switch from each other.
We'll switch from each other.
We'll switch from each other.
We'll switch from each other.
Fuck, I'm actually sad in the back.
It's fine.
We'll switch it back.
We'll switch on the camera over there.
Yeah, we'll get it, we'll get it, we'll get it.
But, okay, so if you want to know
that place is literally like,
I can see my old house from here.
All right, it's the right one.
That's why I went there.
All right, let's go.
Chad, it's about to be game time.
So, I'm gonna send you the door code.
Okay.
It's about to be game time, bro.
Iowa versus Illinois. Wait, what seat is Iowa? Or is Illinois again? They're the two, right? Or are they the three?
What is that? Another right sketch or is it?
Right here?
Check Ron's stream. The stream is on you and Ron's chat is crying and just switch it off me, bro.
I
Hope don't love me. They trying to fool me
Well, wait, is he being a sir wait wait stay here see
Wait, I thought he wasn't coming to the game with us
He doesn't mean to forget about security, so I was like, if I'm gonna pay for it.
Oh, so he is coming.
If I'm paying 12 for it, I'll have to take it.
Yeah, okay.
He said he wasn't coming when I asked him.
He's bringing my buddy with me, yeah.
Of course.
Can I put him in the doorway?
Yeah.
Otherwise, he's split it and we just wasted a second.
And then also, we could have a thing where it's like, if we need something.
You're chopped.
Oh, I'm chopped?
Nobody can go grab something.
Like, we need a beer.
We need to grab some beer.
But we need...
Chad, do you guys actually have a beer?
Chad, do you guys actually think Iowa has a chance to win this game?
Every game I've said Iowa is gonna win and everybody thought they weren't gonna win and they end up winning. I'm telling you.
Iowa is actually the real deal.
How many games have you been in so far?
I've been to, well I've been a whole march management so I've been to every game.
Wait a second.
Wait, do you want to switch sheets?
And then I'll go there so you can sit up here.
Yes
The last thing what do you think we should do that fine school?
There's a starburst in the cup holder
dude that is not like that's not like no this I'm not kidding this is this is
legendary aloo you imagine you look at a cup holder you're gonna think it's a
pink starburst not just a starburst eat it
my ass how old is your newest chatter pinks the worst flavor
No, that's the best one.
I think it's the best Star Wars game.
That one is just a Rage Bater.
What if there's two of them?
You know the lot of Rage Bating?
Do I deal with a lot of Rage Bating?
I think it's the best game.
You know anything about anything about Rage Baters?
This is nasty, but I eat it.
I guess I got a question.
Let me see that on your wrist.
Hard.
Yes.
I didn't ask if you were hard.
On your wrist, have you seen?
No, I thought you meant like, are these hard?
How much are those bracelets?
I don't know how you're gonna tell you.
Is it dancing though?
A little bit.
What about that watch?
This one?
Yeah.
That one you can do the math on.
Let's see.
Oh, it tastes weird!
Oh!
Ew!
That was pretty...
provocative I would say those people provocative to go for that one so how
much would I have to buy it if to pay you to buy one of these off you you to
make a deal yeah make a bet like no I'm not a bet like a good deal why do you
think they're cool or no yeah I'd love to wear one of those it's hard to put
on to you can you take it off wait I think I have this you probably lost it no
no you want the zoe frost how do I get off sketch how do I get off you want
I'm gonna have to sharp sell them all and got...
You, you, you, you know Johnny, you know Johnny Tank.
Okay, okay.
Come on now.
What is wrong with you?
What more?
What is wrong with the boss?
Two more.
Come on, you know.
Wow, you got like less meat on your wrists than I do.
So pause, that's not weird, but like I meant like this thing's pretty loose on me.
Like my bracelets, I do have to have something to them with them on me.
I'm blind, it's hard to see where it goes in.
Sagan, how the fuck did you put this thing in?
Dude, it's getting more...
Wait, you are plastered, bro.
I'm not plastered.
I'm mixed in master.
Woke up this day on a green like master's.
Wait, did you tell you what's gonna do you why today?
Did you get- Chad the Tiger was officially gonna do UI?
Is that official?
I don't- I don't- I don't- I don't- I don't- I don't- I don't- I don't- I don't- I don't- I don't- Come on, you can't tell me that doesn't look good on me!
You can't tell me that doesn't look good on me!
It does look good on you!
Except you're not safe out here!
But how much is this?
Is it-
Am I going to tell you the price until either you get robbed or you get made fun of by me?
No, but tell me how much I have to pay you to buy it off you!
Might be slo-way slower than-
Ummm...
Damn, it's a lot faster.
You like it?
I like it, yeah. I do like it.
I don't know if you like it. I like it a lot.
A lot a lot.
A lot a lot.
How much?
Just say the number.
Bro, no, you've been friends for a while.
Sketch, you're not giving me a free bracelet.
Every time we've screamed it's been at your place?
Sketch, you're drunk.
I'm not letting you give me a free bracelet.
It's a diamond bracelet.
You don't want to be in the face.
I know I know my house one time. I know but I don't want to take a free diamond bracelet off you
I couldn't do that. I'd be like we're especially so weird since you're intoxicated. Just tell me how much
I'm not thinking how much because I don't want you get hurt. Um, that's yours
You
The free diamond bracelet from you
Don't think about it like that I wanted I want to know how much
No, I'm not taking it back. Otherwise I'm going to give it to Drew.
I'll take one?
No!
No!
You're not taking one either, dude!
Just tell me how much you got it for and I'll pay you the amount.
No!
Bro, you know how many times I've been in the phase house and y'all, like, I've
stolen from y'all and y'all never said anything?
What have you stolen?
I don't know, I got, like, three bare bricks in there.
Okay, I mean that's fair like you look at this this thing is dancing
I'm telling you and he said it was it was like not even dead
He said it wasn't even dancing it might not look like it on camera, but this is dancing wait though. It's the way
That's why we're changing the stadiums
Sketch I don't want to don't feel weird about it
No, but I don't want you to give me a free diamond bracelet bros. I was asking so I could buy it off you
You're gonna bite off me. You gave it to me.
All right, let me just ask this. Let me just ask this.
Is this bracelet above 5,000?
They made me throw mine out last time.
You're not answering because I don't want you to feel...
All I'll say is my jewel is loved.
What do you think these hundred points are?
Holy shit.
If you...
It looks good.
Yeah, it looks great. With the skin tone, with the little boy on the arm.
Yeah.
Bring that to the dog's logo.
That's, that's, that's, that's Zo Fros.
Who's Zo Fros? That's your jeweler?
There's, there's four jewelers in Houston. You know, you know.
Johnny Dang, Zo Fros, Jimmy Boy, and the original Johnny.
this is so frost so frost I feel back a bro sketch don't feel bad about it
bring me for real bro yeah no I'm not kidding I don't really wear I don't
really wear them dude in like yo like it the games on me the games on me no
No, no, no, no, it's not me, it's not me.
No, no, no, no.
We're not measuring Dicks here.
I just want to, I want to, I want to,
why please.
Whoa, look at, John, look at, look at this.
Yo.
Is it, does it catch on the camera?
No, no, no.
Dude!
Hey, when you get in this stadium in my head,
that is dancing.
I was in there, you know when I bought that, who I was in there with?
There's T-Headings and Skeedy Lamb.
Is it T-Headings and Skeedy Lamb recently?
No, like they were there.
Yeah, but it counts!
I don't know if they can fucking see me, bro.
And then it goes to S. It's really inconsistent.
Wait, I think they can see me check and y'all see me type one quickly quickly quickly quickly
Okay, I'm I gotta end stream just so you guys can know I'm gonna get better Wi-Fi and then
right when I'm allowed to stream I'm gonna stream again okay but I didn't want to end
without you guys knowing so I will be live in like literally like an hour okay right
right after go watch Jason go stream when he's live and then I'm gonna stream right
after and if I can't stream I'm gonna go home anyway I'm gonna stream so don't
I'm gonna still stream today. Alright, so don't panic. Don't panic.
Bro, I promise. I promise. I thought the Wi-Fi would have been better.
We're gonna figure out the new Wi-Fi. So don't worry. They literally told us we're gonna...
They gonna give us the new Wi-Fi. So just chill. Okay. I don't know if Jason
goes live right now, but I love you.