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03-29-2026 · 3h 44m
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I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't even want to put this into words, bro.
But, bro, I got bad news.
I'll walk up there after everyone gives their speech.
I'm sorry, Lades.
It's alright, bro. I'm slidin' out, man.
I'm so sorry, bro.
You tried, bro.
Bro.
I walk up there with the kayak in my hands, smile on my face, they say, bro, get the fuck
out of here.
So now I have his gift.
I couldn't even bring in the kayak.
I couldn't bring in the fucking kayak.
I got in there, bro.
I'm like trying to start my stream.
It don't work.
I'm effing everywhere.
It doesn't work.
He proposed!
That ass?
Say you swear!
Let's go one guy.
He did.
So let me get this straight.
I go down the hill for 30 seconds to bring a fucking kayak.
They say you can't come back with this fucking kayak.
So I'm like you know what bro, I can't stream, can't bring a kayak, I might as well go
go home, I fucking said my speak.
I'm over this shit.
So...
I'll close the trunk.
No, bro.
It's fine.
It's actually fine, I'm dead ass, bro.
It's a one of one chrome heart.
Look at this shit.
Show this shit.
I'm dead ass, bro.
I'm fucking dead ass.
This is...
Yo, bro, chat, I'm sorry, man.
I tried.
I tried my best, bro. It's a fucking...
I tried my best to spark a stream in there.
The backpack said, failing, failing, failing, failing.
I go to Lacy, or I go to Jason, and he's like,
oh yeah, my shit's fucked. His shit is fucking perfectly fucking...
oh my, I don't even care.
His shit is perfectly fucking fine.
I see Sineth, bitch-ass. Sorry.
Perfectly fine. I see Silke's bitch-ass.
Hell no, this shit don't work for Silke.
Maximum capacity, 150 pounds.
Should we change outfits?
Minus $10,000 Chrome Hearts Kayak.
El Print, El Print.
I can't even enjoy my fucking kayak.
I can't even enjoy my fucking kayak, bro.
I'm dead ass, man.
Who wants this, bro?
Anyone want my fucking kayak?
I spent $15,000 on a kayak for a fucking good gift and then of course my fucking backpack doesn't work.
And then to make my day even fucking worse, Sinna is like, oh I can come over.
I can have fun with you guys.
That'd be so much fun.
Sit up. Do you think I want to fucking talk to you?
Let me guess, man.
Let me guess, girl, is my room a fucking mess?
Nice.
And then I have all my stupid fucking viewers who said change outfits fifty times.
I didn't even get to show my outfit!
The one time I get to show my fucking outfit, it's fucking effing.
And everyone's just like laughing at me, bro.
I don't have sex and shit, like it's not a joke.
Why don't you just turn your bag on?
Oh my fucking god, you scared me man!
Holy chopped!
She just used a Starling for her next time.
Is that what Jason has?
Is that what Jason has?
No.
That's what Chad says.
She just used a Starling.
Okay, I'll give you a Starling.
Maybe you shouldn't be prepared.
Ladies, don't you get paid?
Why don't you get on the Starling?
I haven't.
Yo, why don't you give me a fucking Starlink?
Yo, wait, point it at me.
I don't need a number.
That shit don't work, right?
Try taking it, bro.
I'm taking it.
This is like the fence-cloth.
God, fucking dammit.
Bro, now we're probably gonna have a streamer now.
You wanna try my one-of-one promotion, Taya?
Should we start streaming and then do it?
You wanna try it or not?
bring myself up on Jason's channel and then start being streamer and then...
Heather!
Do you want to try my one of one kayak?
I'm trying to self-promote here.
How many likes for a stream?
Wait, you even give him the kayak?
NOOOO!
AHHHH!
It is a meing!
No!
Dude, what do you mean it is a meing?
I tried bringing him the kayak, they said...
What are you doing, bro?
Like, bro, I spent fucking $15,000 on a one of one of...
Yo, this is actually getting me tight, bro.
This guy is tight.
You should go to the nearest park.
Did he actually propose? Put it on God.
Yeah.
On God!
Yeah, in 140 feet.
You better hope they're fucking vlogging that shit, I'd be so...
Oh, you did that so, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Put it on God?
Yeah.
Did he actually propose?
There's no way he proposed, and I missed it.
I knew it was gonna happen, too.
On God, he did.
No, good stream though, if you want it.
Go to a nearest pond and then ride the Chrome...
He did ask for a pose!
You see it?
I didn't get to see it.
I think you'll be an amazing mother.
I'm sure.
You know?
Um, I invited your mom and Travis here, you know,
because tonight, I, I, I, whoo!
In 140p!
You should have got a spoiler.
So I dead ass missed the proposal now.
I did.
Take the kayak out.
Take the kayak out to fucking what?
To fucking what?
I'm never in the pool!
Yeah bro, yeah, let's go!
Yeah bro, I'll kill you tonight, why don't you go and buy it?
I'll kill you tonight, why don't you buy it?
It is like depressing.
What?
Maybe it's the kayaks we made along the way.
Hey bro, let me go use my kayak, man.
Yeah, get on.
It says it's maximum weight capacity is 150.
You're sinking to the bottom, brother.
Oh my god, you think I'll sink?
I have my phone.
Wait Chad, do you think I'm gonna sink?
It's 150 maximum.
There's no fucking way to catch it.
There's no fucking way, Kesson.
They're all saying GG.
There's absolutely zero way.
The fart approaches the pool.
Hold this.
Okay, don't push me on God.
I don't want to go on anyone.
I think I can do this.
Are you gonna-
Are you just landing it?
I don't want to.
Dead ass, there's no way this can't hold me.
I'm not a hundred-
I'm not above a hundred bucks.
All right.
Yeah, just send it like just sit in it. Yes. Yeah
I
Follow you boss and paddles, right
I'm dead ass. I'm not a peanut. I'm not kidding
It's gonna turn like can I paint the pool? It's gonna turn like right blue. Can you see my dick if I?
My dick right on promise promise on God
On my soul I'm peeing everywhere on God. I'm here. It's by blue behind you. It's like the grown-ups
That's minus 10k.
How?
Oh my God, I got a ping ever.
All right.
So what the fuck am I supposed to do
with a one-of-one chrome hearts fucking kayak now?
Grailed?
Huh?
Throw it on grailed?
Oh my God, she put it on grailed.
Oh my God, yeah.
She's still hatched.
Nah, I'm not alive.
I don't believe him with 180 pounds, he's no way.
I dare to put it on.
There is zero fucking...
So much there is Japanese imported water.
One guy don't believe one hundred people.
Bro, careful near the edge if you're standing on it.
Fucking! Dude, this thing is...
I'm not gonna lie, I'm gonna say that word.
How the fuck does it pick kayak?
I bought a Cromhards kayak for what?
Push it to the middle and run trying to jump and serve on me.
Like get on and try to jump and serve on me.
I don't like it from the...
Someone sends the J and realizes what he missed out on.
I'm so confused. How the fuck is this supposed to work?
Like...
Wait, I told you.
Alright, I'm out of this.
Probably got the chrome yack.
I'm actually so mad. I actually can't believe I couldn't bring these things.
Maybe it's a hot supply.
Oh! It actually might be a hot supply.
Maybe it's a hot supply?
It might be a hot supply.
Oh yeah. Let me add this to my damages. Hold on.
And...
I'm $1 million for the scrape.
Yeah, this is my...
What's that nose there?
All right, this looks safe.
Yeah.
Holy f**king hell, where's my water?
Is that water specific to my hot tub?
That's to be treated specifically, so that's 50k of water you just filled.
I might as well get an edit out of this, hold on.
Who the hell is he?
Hey, why is he here in my drawers, yay?
So let's just, let's bring it on.
Started my stream.
Oh yeah.
Oh my, oh I don't know, the chat has to have just got goosebumps, like literally my
skin is fucking bumpy right now.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
Please shut the fuck up
Let's go over my checklist started my string check
Spent an hour and a half trying to get an outfit check
Spent another 30 minutes getting a gift check
Spent 300 to 500 dollars check
Got to his baby shower for my stream to be fully aft
checked wrote a bullshit-ass speech that was in 140p for 30 seconds half of it
was muted check mr. proposal came home to a bullshit kayak that can't even hold
me check I'm fat and Chuck this is just the press like that after that and now
let me guess bro let me get that it's in your coming over I'm fairly sure are
they even coming back right now they're just going over the checklist for your
now as well they're putting their check emojis check emojis check you might
I'm gonna go do another check. Bullshit fucking community.
Ha ha ha ha.
Dumbass fucking community.
Oh nice, I'm gonna get fucking dermatopia.
You're gonna do what?
Dermatopia, what is it?
Comatopia.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, oh my fucking god.
And I've got a tiny penis. Don't you fucking dare!
What? Are you fucking giggling at Giggleship?
Yo.
Wanna hug?
No, no, no. Okay, really.
Bro, don't look at my dick. Oh, God.
What?!
Go to the mirror and show yourself. I'm changing.
Get me broken.
Get the fuck...
Stop! Oh, God, stop!
If you open this door...
If you open this door, oh my god, my penis is sharp!
I know what I'm gonna do.
Oh my god!
Wait!
Don't worry, I'm over here, bro.
I'm gonna hold on.
Don't go!
Don't do it!
Don't fucking do it!
Don't.
Hey!
Are you kidding?
Oh well, ungodly, I'll let you change. Ungodly, ungodly.
Now you... Now!
I'm not Mr. Nightgown.
Now I'm not Mr. Nightgown.
Now you fucked up.
No, no, no, no.
One way in.
This is not my room, bro.
One way in.
One way in.
One way out.
One way out.
This is not our room, bro.
It's my room.
It's quite the nice room.
Remember how I told you to fuck up?
What?
God!
God!
God!
God!
God!
I was on the street, jeez!
He can sense it. He told me. He texted me. He said, do this bit.
We're talking about it on the way here, yeah.
Good.
You're talking about this problem.
You can talk about this problem.
You got my phone, broke my keys.
I'm God! You never gave me your keys! I swear to God, you never gave me your keys! Only your phone! I'm not even trolling!
My Lamborghini keys in the pool!
I'm not here to buy a bike, Elma. What are you saying, bro?
Oh my God! I was trying to say I'm having a bad day. Please tell me the name here.
Did he go to Jason go what the fuck do you think bro
What the fuck just said he's streaming?
Did he stream this house?
What the fuck's happened to streaming?
What the fuck is this?
Hey, what the fuck are you doing?
What's my door?
Streaming?
Oh my gosh.
This house is getting so fucking nebretz-y.
Holy shit.
Whether you have 1, 2, 3, 4, get up and 4 fucking chats.
Fucking check-in.
I was making sure I could read.
If I miss something over there, I can see that one.
So would you do that?
Yeah.
I don't want it!
Shit.
I'll close your door, streamer.
How do I punch my leg?
This day is getting worse, my day is getting worse, I just bit my fucking leg.
How about a Jumsite, you're a dead asshole for it.
Jums, Jums' purpose in life is to die, is to kill himself.
November 12th, 2026. Is that it sir? Yeah, it's good.
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Work, dude. Okay, that defense class is coming in to play.
Why is this on my page?
Like I'm not even gonna-
Come on, Lord, you're a dog.
My day's getting around.
Damn, so everyone's got pit-rate at that party.
Let me call Jason.
Let me let him know how he proposed to bro. I had a one-of-one chrome heart. I'm gonna make him. I'm gonna make this about me
I'm gonna make this about me chat
Hey, Jay. Hey, I just want to let you know, bro
I had a one-of-one chrome hearts kayak for you and I they wouldn't let me bring it in
Yeah
Okay, yeah, yeah, whatever your fridge pull up
Thank you for inviting me again Jay
No, thank you for coming, bro.
We don't say something, but I'll pull up and we'll do that.
OK, bro.
I love you, man.
Congratulations.
Thank you, brother.
I appreciate you, brother.
Amazing, bro.
Nice seeing you, bro.
Love you.
You're a great fucking god, bro.
He's gonna be really fucking depressed when he sees that guy.
Someone said, Tyneq, full of piss.
Oh, my god.
I'm not Tyneq.
I'm not Tyneq.
Hell, enjoy it.
Oh, god, I peed everywhere.
I'm dead.
Oh, no.
I'm leaving.
I took off my pants and my penis was just like like it was like a little fucking shrimp just in the water
Just like trying to escape a snapping turtle. I'm so serious
Nice Jason won't you pick up the phone?
I mean bro, baby showers are for women. No, well, I don't la la and I've never met you know what I'm saying
So but I think she liked my speech did everyone like my speech at least the crowd was extremely rough
Yeah, I was like I was like man my girlfriend doesn't let me have sex and I'm not gonna lie. I heard a oh
I looked over at Jason goes I think it was his family he invited and they were just like yeah, geez
Yeah, maybe I'm not really good at speeches
I don't know why I had to give a speech but amen
I knew this shit was fucking funny when I saw a fucking jersey go off
Good fucking times. Tough crowd, don't worry.
John, shut the fuck up. I actually despise you.
Oh, first time chatter. What does this guy say?
Congrats on being in the Sidemen charity match.
Are you fucking delayed in the head dragon underscore slayer 1699?
Are you fucking, are you fucking stupid?
Are you fucking stupid?
Sin is coming. Nice, my day's got worse.
This is my day about to get worse. I'm confused. Jason's in just hopping. Blackboy Max is effing.
Lacey is in a car with sketch in the pitch dark. Sina is fucking with Rosie
and Ben. And who else is this? Jason the Wean? She's- Oh my god, Ben's with fucking everyone.
Jason's with everyone. Sina's fucking with everyone. Like, wow. Only like I couldn't bring
a fucking 12 parts kayak in, bro.
Guys, you're making everything weird when I work.
Like, stop being weird.
Be mature, bro.
Stop being weird.
Well, and the good news is,
at least I had a good outfit today, right, chat?
I've got to put away all my fucking clothes.
I'm actually y'all.
When I get banned if I brought this in public
and prank people by just like, pointing me something.
Yeah, well, why are you worried, Rose?
Yeah, I play description four.
Chad, are they coming back anytime soon?
Maybe we should have maybe we should have sooner get in the one on one crack.
See if it LOL.
No, I'm actually getting mad.
I actually should we go back?
Should we go back right now?
LV pants and pink hoodie also put on different shoes yo are you fucking delayed three hours
Are you fucking delay three hours?
Sina has to drive the GT3 RS.
Oh, wait.
Hold on, I'm calling Jason.
Uh, you don't know if he's gonna answer,
but it's not like you're chat spamming.
I just have no talent, personally.
I'm not playing bro, I'm not playing bro
Oh I should lag with the others
Yeah, wait, I'll host?
Hopefully we can, wait y'all, y'all need to go
Is that working by the hangout? Is it not?
Oh gosh, I tried?
How do I stop him?
Editor, if you have, just drop the fuck out until I...
We'll just smart enough to cancel it if it works
Chad does this work if I click it?
Oh my god, go to his PC and make yourself.
Don't make yourself...
Ah, sass!
What type of slash reads do you want to awkward me?
Fuck off.
No, I'm just... I'm not doing that.
I'm just saying, no, I'm gonna fucking ruin you.
Just do slash, say, if I can't read myself, I'm streaming that.
No, you're fucking nuts.
I'm usually out of this type of...
You might not know the S.
And it's not streaming?
So I'm streaming.
So I would just read myself, just do slash.
Uh-huh.
Slash.
Raid.
I'm still low.
A. I. D. Space.
Uh-huh.
Stable.
S-A-B-L-E.
Run all of that.
Stable run on...
Run, run, run, run, run, run.
R-O-N, R-O-A.
No, no, back, back, stay out of your head.
No, no, you're gonna do an A-V-L, E, no, nope, nope,
not Stanley.
And then R, no, no, back space, back space, back space.
Back space.
See, but that's two words.
No, it's not, it's one word.
No, it's one word.
It's one word, bro, I'm literally fucking telling you.
Run, run, run, run.
Yes, no, no, no, no, no.
So we, yeah, no, I'm not doing that.
Brother raid me!
Why would I read you? He's still lying!
Can you just text-
Sorry, you want to-
Are you gonna pay my paycheck?
How much is your paycheck?
I'm not gonna say that.
How much is your paycheck?
You don't know how much my paycheck is.
I don't.
I feel like you've asked him how much my paycheck is,
and you probably know how much my paycheck is.
Alright, remember, the text is just weird.
Uh-huh.
Yo, Ron, it's me, it's Jason.
Can you text Wosh to do such raid stable,
and all that?
I'm probably about to end right now.
I think you would honestly help.
Yeah, help him a lot.
He's just unsent it, oh yeah, it's weird because I'm watching him on like all of these screens
and he didn't have his phone in his hand one time.
Here, fuck it out.
I'm gonna go to the shadow studio.
Ha ha ha!
We're dead after her.
What's up dudes?
Are you coming to the house?
I'm about to go get in and out in the center.
You're about to get in and out in the center?
What what what what what what what in and out are you coming back to the crib or not
You just came here playing water when you play 26 what a time by your friend on my soul I just did
I don't have to address that.
Guys, you guys understand why I leave the big show?
I had no internet.
I just didn't have internet.
I don't know what you guys do.
Like, I try.
I'm not even kidding.
Let's just stay off.
It's coming off the wall.
It's coming off the wall.
It's coming off the wall.
I'm having a kid who is just gonna stay off. It's coming off the wall.
It's coming off the wall.
We're in and out of there.
Yo! Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Oh, but I'll see you soon.
Woooo!
I can't believe Yeet put out that bullshit, huh?
I'll be the one to say it.
Honestly, I like Yeet Chat, but no troll.
I'll dick right aside. I feel like he put out...
Nope, I don't really fuck with it.
I mean, bro, people can hate me.
I don't know, his community can hate me,
but I think he put out not his best work.
I think he's a very talented dude, too.
Bro, I just didn't fucking like it.
I like
What in and out they got to go down
There are not are they dead as how to go to matter daddy
You know that is it now I think it's the same places
Like if you still I cope I think it's the same thing if you're the matter that anyone
Which was own just look up ICP
I
You it's wrong I don't get it say it one more time slowly I see you
What did he go? Are you fuck? I know I have a young viewers be careful who you trust bro. It's a cold
Oh my god, bro fucking matter
What are you giggling at? Can't wear fucking Yeezy's anymore?
I'm laughing at the fucking owl.
Alright.
Where are they? Where are they? I'm confused.
Where are they, Chad? Can someone tell me?
Don't just say any of that. Maybe help me?
Okay. Got to put some product.
Here, I've got someone to take talk to.
I had whoever wants this, Chad.
I just got it first come first served.
Yo, your hair is texturizing.
Yeah, your hair is kind of flat and looks really dead, you really need to use the texture on it.
This right here, this texturizing, got it from, you know, the TikTok shop right above here.
All you gotta do is just nibble a little bit of some of that, put it in, mix a little bit.
Once you get it mixed up and going, you can let it naturally dry.
Once it's naturally dry, it'll set in stone what look you're going for.
So it's pretty simple, it's pretty easy. Don't worry man, make sure to go get it right now in the TikTok shop.
There you go, shot it to whoever got that one.
Oh, also your check. They know which one you're going to.
It's the one in L.A.
Oh wait, someone actually sent it. It's the one in California.
Sir, I'm not even kidding. What point am I, like, are they useless?
I mean, you think I'm bad, like...
Things got awkward when Silky's ex, Raya, came over to greet Ben D'Don and Sina at J. Cinco and Lala Bapsis Ice Baby Shower event.
We missed it.
What on earth?
I hear you!
Is that what I thought you were going to do?
Thank you.
You are.
You are.
You are a true liar, you son of a-
Oooooooooh.
Oh, we're eases texting you.
Shut up.
Wait, let me call Jason one more time.
Bro, I need to-
I need to figure out.
I'm dead ass here so you think if I brought this in public I'd get in trouble?
Wait, this- oooh!
This is-
That's this one we gotta pull out this is I yeah, it was bad actually
Well, all right, we call sinner
Five gifted right now I'll give away soon as number
Ten gifted I'll give away Jason's 20 gifted. I'll give woosh. Yo, which in and out am I meeting you guys at?
Okay, well, is it is it in California?
Wait, is it where is it is it in is it you got a you got a semi now it's like
Can you send me it
I hate his sassy ass here.
I hate his face.
Can you send me it?
Do you want me to send it to him?
Yeah.
All right.
I'll see you, sir.
Thank you, bro.
All right.
All right.
Hang on.
Get off my phone.
Can you send me it?
I'm going to send.
Okay.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
It's not going to be people watching.
Wait, sinner.
Spell.
Spell.
I can't.
Get off my phone.
I can't hang up.
I don't want you to leave.
Come on.
Really don't.
So like, how did you get me with that? They didn't get it.
I don't know.
Just, maybe you gotta catch her off guard if it.
I have a chrome heart sky eye.
Like, wow, this is, you know, it's really, it's spall like a...
I see you, too.
I did it again.
Caught you off guard, gotta catch you laughing.
Say grenade eight times fast.
Do not do that one.
Why?
You can't instantly go to hell if you do that.
Grenade, grenade.
No, wait, why?
Wait, what happened?
There's one.
Oh.
It gets a little foul play there
once you get to like five or six.
Bro, I'm waiting for this loooow.
In the meantime, at least we got this.
What, a golden hour?
You wanna get it right here, man?
Oh, I might overdo some vitamin D.
Fuck me.
We in Miami and we're turning up a notch.
Oh, I should make a remix.
We need a California and we're going in and out in the US but it got a carbon
hood. Yeah it's over there. This life's not the same without you. Yeah you think we're
really gonna move into this new house? I don't know what you're referring to. Oh yeah no the
stable house is for sure. Oh actually. I mean probably why not let's just you
gotta spend some money we don't live there who cares at least we got a spy
You know, that'll be nutty little cheeky spot whenever you want. You can go over there
You know I'm saying the good life. We have to get that spot. I mean I
Would fucking love it more than anything of course. I absolutely hope it goes through. I mean, yeah, I've got them with good things and good hopes
I fucking won't pass you that in more than anything. I'll be the good life. That'd be textbook good. Yeah, should I go get a stable house me lays
burger
Deadass I
Found a spot. It's really nice
It'd be the stable headquarters. It'd basically be where I put like a setup
I can have two setups one in the house with the group and then one of my own and
Then honestly that probably make me sure more because then I could be at my own crib
If I want to take the day like slow do the little desktop play some video games not a bad chat nabs nabs nabs
That's a nice area
It's not a penthouse chat
El boyfriend no Boba
Romano library Boba can live there, but she's got to pay double rent than what I pay
I'm gonna be honest with you yo come on out look can you ban the guy spending where the pink ultra please like brother
I'm not fucking going
Wait, what if I did a house me you burger an outlaw
Not all pulling up. Dude. That would be like the actual HQ. What if I actually made outlaw live with me?
And then I have Junz as my fucking, like,
Dormat Keeper.
I feel like if we saw Junz in real life, it would just-
I would kill myself.
It would never even be a conversation.
I'm not gonna let that regret meeting Nemo.
Nemo is so fucking ugly and chopped, you actually ruined my immersion.
I'm deadass.
Owlo, I don't ever want to meet you, bruh.
Just keep your immersion to yourself.
Do you know what he looks like?
No, I don't know what he looks like, but
it's the same name of Mario, bruh.
I looked at Mario, Mario's chopped.
Oh yeah, who was it that showed us-
It was fucking-
Wait, Junz is Jewish?
Oh my god, no way he has the two little braids on the side of his-
Fuck.
I'm waiting for this fucking address, bro.
Oh my fucking god.
Ain't even a tier one.
I don't.
Bro, where's this address?
I'm about to actually put the gun in my ass.
I'm not good.
I'm about to fucking get it going.
I'm about to get it put in my asshole.
You're a fucking idiot.
Okay, I'm gonna sit on this desk.
Alright, bro, like...
Call back someone.
I think they forgot to send me it.
Yo, you forgot to send me the In-N-Out.
I did ask you even to order an Uber to the In-N-Out,
but somehow you could call me with perfect clarity.
Stop fucking calling me!
Can you chill?
I can't, bro. I can't. I gotta go, bro.
Can you just chill?
That's all wrong anymore, man.
How is it so wrong?
Can you...
I'm not even kidding.
It low-key looks like you...
It low-key looks like you ate
like the world's biggest mic
and I can hear your head like chainships.
I'm lazy, Shay.
Don't even think about it. Hang on.
Pick them up!
A little 30 minute drive?
Wait to check, you want me to drive 30 fucking minutes to pick up five people that won't even fit in my car?
You're gonna check.
All right, bro, let's get in the car.
Come on, jump on the door.
No one picks up.
You call Jason.
I'm gonna get out of here.
Okay.
Ron Chill.
What do you mean Ron?
This chat is like
Ron calling, Ron, guys you're in my chat, you're in...
You get that Uber?
Brother, they're early walking, I don't like, where are they Ubering? I don't have an...
You know what? Just give me a second, let me put the chairs up real quick, I'll stay here.
Let me just call, let me calm down.
Maybe I'm the problem.
Think about it, bro. Today nothing worked in my favor, bro.
No.
Did my ears break?
Um, confused.
Do I have a fake fucking urus?
I'm going to be honest with you, bro.
Dead ass.
Maybe it's me.
Think about it.
Think about it, ladies.
Kayak didn't work.
Samson should be back there somewhere.
Samson's over here.
Kayak didn't work.
My fucking...
Matter Daddy fucking broke.
Do you even know what that is?
What is the matter Daddy?
You see he's not fun when someone gets you right?
It's really fucking annoying.
Now give the chat a hand real fast.
This is how we help them out.
I gotcha.
Just real quick.
What are you doing?
I'm gonna help your chat.
I already did the segment here with the big larga.
You got to put your hand on the fucking wheel.
Alright, come back.
Come back, bro.
Maybe get a back seat POV?
No, that's not...
Oh, no, man.
Get the driver seat.
Get in the driver seat of back seat POV.
No, get in the...
I'm getting the fucking passenger, bro.
There's no fucking... why do I have a truck engine, right?
Why do I have a truck... there's not that much.
Wait.
It's gone.
Oh my God.
I was right aside.
It's because the car wasn't on.
All right.
I need the address.
Does anyone in the chat have the address?
I need the address.
Does anyone in the chat have the address?
Grab the ankles and spell,
grab your ankles and spell run?
What?
R-U-N, R-U-N, R-U-N, what?
are you in? I don't get it. Are you in?
Just keep smelling, bro. Are you in? Are you in? Are you in? Are you in?
Are you in? I don't get it. I don't get it. Get in the car.
Get in the car, bro.
This is supposed to be like a metaphor for like arguing or what? Like arguing, arguing, arguing.
I don't get it. Let me call Jason one more time.
Why do I look you look sexy today? You notice that too right now?
I don't want to be the one to say it, man.
Really?
Jason doesn't pick up this much.
What do you call...
Smoky!
You're damaging my paint.
No, it's not.
But you just damaged my paint.
I'll get you out of the way.
You wanna damage my pain?
It's not damaging your pain dude.
My bet.
My chat bet.
Can you do me a favor bro?
Yeah, what's up?
I only have one John in my fucking phone and it's John fucking pork.
So can you call John and ask where the fucking in and out is?
No I see.
One day stable and auto is gonna die and it's just not gonna have any fucking home
to be a dumbass. I can't put the camera on me. Like, it seems to me he can see me at least John.
Do you know us? Maybe it's us. Did we say something wrong to them before we did? Did I say,
Did I see how they sent me an address? No, like the chat
Wait, what did that guy just say? Why do you always talk about your death? Well
The day will come but I'm not gonna I don't plan on dying
ever ever I have a feeling I'm not kidding the time we're like 60 to 70 like I'm gonna be serious
Like I'm feeling we're gonna be able to live forever
the question is would you want to live forever knowing that your mom dies your
brother dies your dad dies your dogs die everyone dies
I'll fucking know dude
oh I should probably stop trying to facetime I should probably call them
the parental service for a facetime or a fist-time audio
I'll hit him with a phone call old-fashioned way kids nowadays don't be doing this
Thanks
Yo can you send me the address?
I don't have one yet, but I got you when I get one.
Where did you guys Uber to?
I'm always headed down the bottom of the hill because we have no Wi-Fi.
You're going to Uber to the bottom of the hill?
I mean, Chris, Chris, Chris help me.
It's me again.
Okay, I can pick you up.
We should just meet there because if you're looking back far from me, you know?
Yeah, it is.
to get to is probably 18 minutes are you sure I won't leave you bro I miss
going get food with you man
Santa's walking on the hill okay this is true truth one lie what's going on
I'm telling you the whole truth.
Wait, LSK, Chris?
Yes, bro.
Chris!
Hey, Ron. How's it going?
How you going, bro?
Good.
Hey, Chris, do you know if you have any Madder Daddy on you?
Madder Daddy.
Nothing much about you.
I'll go bottom.
Please, let me get one.
Thank you.
I
Have a free yacht no fees, but you got to promote my company you can get 20
Why are you messaging this in my twitch chat brother?
Why are you typing in my chat Ron? I have a free yacht no fees nothing, but you got to promote my company
Brother, why are you typing this in my t-shirt?
Seeing you happy makes me depressed. You know, do you see this message? Look at this
They do see like I'm not asked where did I go?
Like brother like what is this guy's problem?
Like what are people's actual problems? I'm dead serious like I
Got fucking freaks in this chat retweeting it
Hi, I'm working on a college video assignment
I was wondering if you could be willing to record a super quick cameo for it
All would be a short clip of you saying jingle ball. Why not as
Enthusiastically as possible. It's meant to be a fun moment in the video
And all you have to say would honestly make the project amazing and only take a few seconds time. I really appreciate it
Jingle ball
Celestine, thank you for the five gifted much appreciated got what?
What is that?
What is that?
Oh, so I'm, uh, can't even get me.
You're still sucking on it.
Hey, dude.
Thank you for the five gifted.
Much appreciated.
Thank you so much.
God bless you.
Hope you have an amazing day.
Um, wear your Louis Vuitton jeans.
Muds, this is not going to become...
Yo, I'm dead serious.
Not going to become like some inside fucking joke, bro.
Ron, I'm going to need you to bring the car back tonight.
Hope you enjoyed it.
I'm about to...
Yeah, I'm starting this fucking car.
Yeah
Pink ultra pink ultra Ronnie that's born awesome. No same resume in the kitchen. Yeah, nice. I sent you the location. Go eat
Okay, no funny shit, I might get a jacket and cold you feel about to you feel that cool
All right, well chat you guys are saying go to in and out so
I pants on so
What jacket would I grab?
Ultra waffle hoodie a little late. I'm out of here
We do a challenge what's the challenge, okay? I'm not gonna lie
I I blindfold like I close my eyes and you direct me okay go go go. You're good. You're good. Turn the wheel right a little
Turn the wheel what right a little bit wait. Why is there a black trick here?
One guy right there, black truck here.
Who are you here for?
Who?
Alex.
Straight to a sponsor.
Oh!
I got distracted by the fucking CIA.
You're for Alex, huh?
Alex in who?
Keemstar.
Drop Keem?
Don't.
Never ask Keemstar about Alex.
What do you think about Alex bro?
Nope.
Oh I got sent an address.
Actually I did.
It's like a person.
And...
I just want to get there about 15 minutes away. I'm gonna get there in time.
They're gonna be slapping their bellies fucking full of shit. How do we get there?
You're out here with them.
Everyone hold their matter down. He's a bit serious.
Loss of pressure. Please check.
Do not tell me I have a flat tire.
What is, is that, why is that yellow?
I feel like that's right, 32, 39.
I feel like that's right.
Chad, does that sound bad?
32, 39.
For a car that's not warm, what are they saying?
Ummm, that would be more saying it's fine.
Yeah, 33 in the front, it's 33 in the front, 32 in the back.
The one that's back right is...
Can someone...
Someone Google, someone Google, yours perfumante,
the perfumante one.
Yours perfumante, tire pressure regular.
And look up all the tires.
Can someone do that for me?
So is that fair to that?
Do people are saying 39 is pretty high?
Yeah, I know, the back right is supposed to be a lot.
They haven't fucked up, but they said it's fine.
But is the back 32, is that fine?
What did they say?
I've seen a lot of people saying 35 is like the universal average of this, but I don't know if it's 25.
Should I go to a fucking pump or am I fine?
I mean no, I think you're gonna have to go to a pump.
Are they searching them with the carbon fiber hood?
The recommended regular tire pressure for the Lamborghini Urus,
Perfumante and standard Urus is generally 35 to both front wear tires.
So I'm below average?
Wait, is that going to make my car explode?
Do I have any car experts?
Wait, it says warning evacuate.
What is that, Veen?
Veen.
Chat, we're about 15 minutes away.
I'm gonna be honest with you, bro.
I, hey, this is like a hard talk for me.
This is like a hard topic.
All right, come to the honestly, or no?
What if I?
Yeah, you know I love you, you know?
He's wrong. He's the wrong watcher.
Um...
To me.
Um...
Can I be honest with you?
Yeah.
This is a hard topic for me.
Um...
I'm gonna break my diet.
Are you sure you want to eat nuts?
I'm gonna get it.
This is something you've never done.
I don't want to do this though.
It's a pretty big deal.
I mean, bro, I just...
You know, bro, all this chat is just...
Bro, you should see my DMs, by the way.
Where's the film at?
Brother, you...
I mean, do you... do you... do you gonna believe me or no?
I'm gonna try my best.
So, my whole DMs right now,
obviously I'm not texting or driving.
My whole DMs is,
Stop get out of the house. We want to see the in and out segment go to the in and out stop wasting our time
Go to in now do the fucking segment you dork
And I'm just sitting here, bro. It's like I don't know. I just want to stream like
Bro, I miss streaming like this is like sad
You got five get the thank you so much for the five gift a
Can everyone say thank you give him strokes?
Hopefully it's a man, because if not, the girl's probably uncomfortable.
Like, please, thank you.
Yo, LA's kind of nice.
Can you give him, like, a Urus Perfumante Carbon Fiber Hood?
Like, uh, like, you know, same, like, little POV?
Yeah, little Carbon Fiber Widebody Urus 5 Hood.
Little third person mode, chat first person or third person.
Oh my fucking god, I think my bill of record just fell out.
Yeah, there's gotta be like a swag ass, baby or a grown man who just has the bill of accord. He's just
Like you don't have it. I don't know cuz like, you know how they chop it off of yours
Why don't they chop it off the girls and then you just hold it like
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Five gifted from Josh! Thank you, Lace, for telling me. Thank you.
You get a W-5 gifted in the chat for the five gifted for the five gifted.
We get a W-5, number five.
Chat, if y'all didn't know, tomorrow we're doing a Jinxie Valorant tournament.
I'm excited a bunch of streamers are gonna be in it and then also next week we have a rug stream lined up
Um, and then I'm pretty sure I might go to orange county for a stream
Um, and then also I think I might just oh no, I'm not might I am
Doing a stream with Los Polos IRL stream
Um in about two weeks
Look at this view
Brother, it's not beautiful.
Man, does he stop fucking beautiful?
Shut up.
Deadass.
Like, is this deadass not fucking beautiful?
This shit makes me want to squirt, bro.
I'm dead serious.
Can you imagine squirting on command?
I'm not even trying to be freaky.
Shout out to the ladies in the chat.
Is that big?
Is that weird?
Is that weird?
Is that weird?
Is that weird?
Is that weird?
No, I mean, you're stupid.
You're stupid.
You're stupid.
You're stupid.
You're stupid.
I mean you're just giving a little quick little shout out.
Quick little shout out?
Can't you be mad at me?
What are they gonna be mad at me for shouting them out now?
Can't you do all your flowers here, then?
Cush.
Wait.
Hold the POV.
Welcome to California.
Here, get a plate and show that.
I got a good song.
Let me think it through.
That's that song that goes...
DEM DEM DEM DEM
DEM DEM DEM DEM
I don't know.
GTA song.
I don't know what to say.
Chat, hey, POV.
This would be a perfect, perfect time for like our car to like explore.
Or a thousand gifted
You don't want to dance with the devil
Wait, why are there so many clout? You know I'm telling you look they're making an X out of the clouds
I'm dead serious shot. There's something sus going on. I'm dead. I'm dead ass. I think the government is doing something to kill us right now
My golden hour
Aaaaaaah!
Aaaaaaah!
Really?
Aaaaaaah!
Aaaaaaah!
What are you saying?
Where we going on the radio today?
Oh my god, this is fucking me!
You're me, you're just me!
No, you're stopping me to the same place, dude!
Ha ha ha ha!
Always!
You did it, brother!
You did it!
And the sun has gone
And the days in this whole world
And the sun has gone
And the sun has gone
Another turning point for something the road
Don't get your butter as direct your way to the boat
So take the best of these days and don't ask why
It's not a question but it's us and we're in time
It's something unpredictable but in the end it's right
I hope you have the time of your life
So take the photographs, there's no frames in your mind
And get on the shelf in good health and good time
Don't take some money, please, and let's get it by trial
Who am I?
It's all your fault
It's something unpredictable
But in the end it's right
We've got a lot of time from your mind
I don't want to be here anymore man.
Just do it.
Yo DJ, can you fucking get on my phone?
Oh my god, yo DJ, show me something!
Hey what's up, your boy X here with the hand-picked music.
So show me something and don't play it with me.
It's a familiar music, play boy Cardi Leaton away.
No troll shit.
I really thought it would be a video game for a second.
The guys here said I took our lives for a joke.
I swear to God.
I was really just like, man, what am I doing, bro?
DJ, show me something!
DJ, can you hold on a moment, please?
I kinda like this song.
Huh?
I think that's a fun song.
I kinda like this song.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
Thought I could get him
Bro, I need a parking spot!
Just fucking make your own.
Fucking hell.
You're good. You're good, sir.
Fucking no matter, Daddy Central.
Only the icon.
Where the fuck is the icon?
Wait, how is there no parking?
Fucking out of college down there.
Bro, fuck this school, bro. What school is right here, Chad?
U-Slaw.
What the fuck is a U-Slaw?
Wait, you see L.A., you see L.A., because we're in L.A., you see it.
Oh my god, you see Los Angeles, you see L.A.
Wait.
Oh my god.
Wait, let's see the other school card?
UNC.
UNC.
It's by the water, it's by the water.
So it's UNC.
You can win the C.
Oh my god.
Wait, Matt or Dad D?
I
See
What
Oh, I have Lamborghini help people
Okay, that makes a lot of sense. I
Can't fight parking
One more try to go please
I'm pure. I'm pouring this matter daddy up
I'm pouring these iCuts.
Dude, you have to show them off in the matter.
Dude, you have to show them off in the daddy.
Public parking!
What do I do here, bro? What do I do here?
I'm scared. I'm intimidated. There's people everywhere.
You just gotta, like, usually what you do when you're on, like, a college town is you just, like, scream,
fuck you, you see all that.
Right here. I'm out of that.
Right next to the client.
I love having a matter daddy, bro. Oh my fucking god
Don't open your door. Let me open your door. Okay, brother. I will fuck up my matter daddy. You're fired
I will not be touching the door. So nothing could possibly be my fault here. All right, bet
You're gonna some bullshit, bro, just get your bullshit up, bro
Actually pre anything just bullshit now come out slow. Hurry
Don't push the door.
Oh my god.
It's a try bro.
Come on, get out quickly.
Quick bro!
Not a daddy.
Don't say quick.
And the fucking door costs a million dollars.
Jack, it's someone-
Oh, don't fucking go on.
I have to open it.
I'm playing this matter!
I'm sorry.
What?
I was going to say more.
You're saying I'm drinking this daddy.
It's just for target.
It's just for orange.
Orange matter.
I'm eating this daddy.
I'm going to go broke like this.
I don't.
Please wait.
Wait, it only has 30 minutes.
Only allows 30 minutes.
Check, can someone remind me to fill up my meter?
Oh no.
It's 7.43.
Oh no?
Please wait.
30 minutes from now.
Yeah, 7.2.
This is authorizing.
Oh yeah, the chat message is coming through from Mod.
Don't worry, it only takes you 30 seconds to eat.
Approved! Go green! 30 minutes!
Upward, this matters!
Oh
What if we do it? No, I'm not gonna say this idea. Someone's gonna take it. I'm actually not I've learned that the hard way people steal my idea
Do you have any matter daddy?
Matter? I don't know.
Nothing much about you.
You know what the matter daddy for is?
Nothing much about you.
Why am I out of breath?
Someone remind me of 30 minutes. Don't be late. Don't be late.
Hey, hey, hey! UCLA?
Oh, fuck, I gotta fit in properly. What do UCLA kids say?
They just say, like, UCLA!
Oh, is that it?
Yeah.
That one too, no phone.
Somebody!
I'm gonna get a burger!
Thanks guys, thanks for the burger. Much appreciated.
Much appreciated.
Uh, 3 photo. Yes!
One matter daddy special?
You gotta say that, Tom.
How you doing, sir?
I'm trying to find if I get one double-double with no onions. What do you want?
Just a protein-style burger, please.
And, uh...
Do you guys have a 90-degree?
Stop! I'll set a water cup, two water cups.
Oh, yeah, cheese, please.
Thank you so much.
Okay, sir.
Can I have the TV on the phone, sir?
You said I'll give you a tip.
Can you get it?
You want a tip?
Uh, I need to do that.
You guys, can you reach it?
Uh, yes.
But no words, sir.
No, I can't.
No?
Thank you, sir.
I have five dollars on me.
I don't think that, honestly just give it to them.
It's the first time I've ever seen someone more needed than me, man.
I was really appreciative of that, though.
It's like one of those things, right?
Time novels.
Not, it's not fun.
It's like, dude, I know we have a camera, I got you, man.
No, but I'm serious, though.
I really appreciate that.
Just give it to someone more needed than me, you know?
You want me to double it?
No, man.
I'm really appreciative of that, bro.
You're really good at that.
Listen, man.
You got a marker by any chance?
A marker?
Yeah.
Can I borrow that over?
Yeah.
The game's 49-15-16.
Do you want a half?
I like your shirt.
Thank you.
Listen, one day this thing's going to be worth a lot of money.
Just trust me, talk it away,
and we can head into the rest of the world.
Thank you, brother. Thank you.
Have a good night.
Thank you, sir.
I tried giving money.
Even the next best thing,
I gave him a stable run auto fucking sign that's really nice
Try to go get some homeless person who's probably begging for money to buy crack
Yeah, I have someone coming to the car
You're not looking so you want your water
Oh, it's a smarter Jesus
Good morning UCLA!
Haha
That's a good f**king euphoric over here man
Out of uniform already
Huh?
Out of uniform already
I did I did I did
I did I did
I did I did
You like that too?
Yo can you
Move that fat-ass suit of Rosie?
Sorry
You see the loudest sound?
Oh my god
Oh no you can share the seat
No share your seat
No share the seat bro
That's not like
You smack it
That's not optimal
I think we need more cameras
Really?
Really? They don't got any phones?
I think we should get a camera.
Bro, guys, we're content creators. We can't just sit here and not make contact.
Okay, so why don't you stand up and say, Yo, what up UCLA?
Yeah, go on there.
Just like old days.
I tried giving the guy $10.
She's like, give it to a homeless person.
I was like, I'm walking to the city.
Oh, you said prize. Give it to a homeless person.
Sit next to someone and you do the classic.
The classic.
Okay, so just go somewhere.
I'm gonna go and get a glass of my dog.
I'm gonna get a glass of my dog.
Are you doing brother?
Pleasure to meet you, stable.
Today you are a lucky winner.
Guess who you just won?
I'm not her daddy.
Nothing much about you.
I actually got him.
Every time.
I got you.
Every time.
You don't want to sit down?
I want to sit down.
I don't think I can.
You should can't have an idea.
That was a some ditty shit, man.
Why are you always on some ditty shit, bro?
No, I'm always on ditty shit.
What are you saying?
I'm always on some ditty shit, bro.
Every time, everything they have is ditty shit.
No, I'm not on some ditty shit, bro.
I'm not on some ditty shit.
I think so.
I think ditty sun lives around here.
That's a way of me hanging out with it.
What are you saying?
They got your man.
That's not my man, dude.
They got your fucking man.
That's not my man.
Is she his friend?
That is his man.
You jumped on that?
You jumped on that?
You fucking actually jumped on that?
Well, I was talking about the D-keys.
He's like, yo, back off.
He's probably.
Hello?
This is never a phone.
268.
268.
What number is that?
Wait until they get to the number right below 69 and 68.
So be careful.
No, I said the worst because he never did it.
69.
No, no, no.
Got two numbers under that.
What?
What?
What am I too old now guys?
You're not too old to have fun.
Okay, what's that?
I'm sorry.
I had to feel you.
No, that is you are too old to have some fun with time, but you said you're never too
old.
How old are you?
How old are you?
She looks like she ate a football.
You know what I'm talking about?
Oh my God.
Did it?
Oh my God, you never thought out.
What?
Are you taking that?
You're Indian?
Yeah, I'm not Indian.
Yeah, thank you.
Thank you, Sena.
Oh, you're Indian or what?
No, I'm not fucking Indian.
I don't know why your weapon is dead ass.
I saw your eyes.
Dead ass?
Pull her opposite.
The braids was like the forehead was shining.
I see it was sparking.
Oh, you're not used to different cultures, huh?
Because you like to get close to things.
Oh, so make it a closer thing.
You're only getting closer to things.
Oh, because you like to get closer to things.
Make it a closer thing.
Oh, my God.
I'm not talking about a braids.
I'm talking about your big ass football field size fucking.
Fucking helmet.
Helmet now you're wearing your helmet your helmet is a fucking floor. I should have died enormous
to
Yes
You see a leg
John I think no no no I know he can see he has good business
Ha ha
It's like a fucking
Fucking keeps going row. I just fucking keeps going. Are you drink tonight?
I had a sip of a drink and I set it down. We thought about it please you watch me spill my drink
They skipped six seven oh my god, bro 72 is in
I'm actually uh I see actually move 67. I'm actually I cut
Give me a favor you hold your ankles for me hold your ankles
I'm so energetic right now. Can we talk about forgot we
What the fuck is a fuck-out week?
I mean, wait a fuck-out week.
It's so annoying.
Oh my god, Sid, have you seen Kenya?
Can you shut the fuck up?
Come on, let's go.
We're not going to screw you up.
Let's do it.
Come on, let it go.
I'm way too energetic right now.
right now I think it's a bit of a burst of energy numbers I just feel happy
I mean look at us we're making money just eating food y'all nice crazy
three minutes go ahead she's stuck in chapter one man
You were just doing the average stuff like shit two seconds ago.
Are you sick?
But at least he's stable.
Yes!
He remembers the line.
You remember that?
Of course I could.
It's that sub-broke D.F. Broke.
Sub-broke?
Of course man!
How are you doing?
What's up?
Y'all going to the Kanye concert?
Yeah.
Oh my god.
I'm not going.
I'm going to be there.
Friday one up.
I'm going to be there.
I'm going to be there.
I'm going to be there.
I'm going to be there.
I'm going to be there.
I'm going to be there.
I'm going to be there.
I
Seen you guys man. I'll see you at the concert. Hey, can I get a selfie too? Oh, yeah, let's do it
Yes, sir, I see you guys
You're not hitting that shot you are not hitting that shot
But at least he stayed home.
Oh my God, I like kidding.
You know the clip, right? That's him. That was the guy.
What's the clip?
He's the guy, so I basically was holding a bow and arrow, and then I shot it.
And then Sid was like, you're not hitting that.
He's the guy. I don't know if you saw it.
It was like super viral.
It was really crazy.
He was like, but at least he's stable.
And it went viral.
Oh, it's like a plan words.
Because your name's stable and old.
That's actually what it was.
And he says, oh, he's trying to get paid.
I should do a bridge trip tomorrow, but I don't want to do it tomorrow.
You know you know you're going to be there.
Did they call matter daddy?
What's a fucking matter?
What's a fucking matter?
Oh, okay, no, no, you shouldn't be there.
I was talking to Jason.
Yeah, that's uncomfortable now.
I was talking to Jason.
Jump for the fall play, guys.
Well, why would you say it and then I'm just gonna repeat it?
Check under.
Under where?
Under where?
That's it, every fucking day.
I'm so fast.
Come on, I'm hitting.
I'm hitting.
It's at the bottom.
It's a floater.
75.
We're at the In-N-Out Burger Westridge.
I hear a fuck...
Here a war on they call seventy five
Yes, sir
You guys play football?
Yeah.
Fuck yeah.
UCLA?
Yeah, I know.
He does.
He does.
Really?
Hey listen, come on.
Stay at it.
Come on.
You like got any offers?
You got any offers?
You said the early signing?
No, I'm just doing it.
He's there right now.
I just, I don't even know.
Yes, sir.
God bless you.
God bless you.
God bless you.
Handshakes all around, baby.
Appreciate it, bro.
Appreciate it.
Handshakes?
God bless you.
Thank you, man.
Of course.
Oh, there you go.
You guys don't want to photo a scene.
Where are you from? Sit right down, bro.
Another one. Not good.
Hands open and go around. All righty.
Get in together. Let me close it.
Ready? One, two, three.
Thank you.
One, two, one, two, three.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Hi, nice to meet you guys.
Nice to meet you.
I didn't say run it away from you.
You don't even have a food, don't you?
Run, run, run, run, run.
You got to chill, bro, Ashley.
What are you doing right now?
Run.
Run, chill, bro.
Oh, good.
How are you doing that?
Run.
All right, ready, boy?
You all ready?
You.
I'm not fucking ready.
What are you doing since that by Wednesday July?
4th of November.
Oh, okay.
Are you asking a question?
You've worked around for three years.
What are you going to show it?
Let me honestly, I'll both be the same.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Up, up, up!
Huh?
The only thing he wanted was a push-up thing, bro, that's it.
That's not awesome.
I'm talking about my man, I guess.
You can beat me in a push-up thing?
Hell no.
I'm not beating you in a man.
I almost came up with AP today.
You want the hot?
Wait, why?
He put his AP on the line, but...
Um, Diego from...
Did you lose?
I won.
Who's AP?
I, I moved off.
You didn't see...
You're too good for an AP.
Well, you didn't say anything.
There's a lot of controversy.
Nah, she's gonna be like, oh, I'm in.
I ain't sayin' that, I ain't sayin' that.
I mean, if you really were good at the push-up,
then you'd have an AP on this little thing.
I mean, there wasn't a good game for you, though.
You're just a son of a bitch.
Hey, man.
Hey, man.
Hey, man.
Hey, man.
Hey, man.
Hey, man.
Hey, man.
Hey, man.
Hey, man.
Hey, man.
Hey, man.
Hey, man.
Where did you get that?
It's always an adventure, he's called Bill.
Oh, God. Where did you get that?
They gave Boba the album, I didn't get it.
Yeah.
Isn't it?
Well, what's that?
He's eating out good guys.
No? How do you get that?
Who the fuck ate my burger?
Burger!
Why?
Oh, my God.
You're going to bring a bottle going.
You better have a baby shower for you.
Hi.
And how do you get people to watch it?
How do you ever get it?
You can pay these certain people to become fake people into your stream.
And that makes a number go up.
No.
You're streaming.
So you get your thing and you stream it.
How do you get people to talk to my brain kids if you have 46,000 people following you or something like that?
There's like 3,000 little people sitting in this cage for a while.
Oh, you guys are a half of you guys.
Is that cheating? Is that cheating?
It is, it is.
You guys are cheating.
You guys are cheating.
So, it's a whole new world out here.
You're amazing. Wow.
You make the world go around best.
I feel all right on my face.
I would like that out of you guys.
I'd like that out of you.
Who ate my burger? I'm actually serious though.
Wait, how much do I have for Monday?
What is your burger? You want me to eat it?
I'm not even hungry. Do you want it?
I just can't eat it.
Go ahead bro.
Get a bite or two though.
Don't sit there, don't just give some voice out there.
Come on bro, put your bikes in. Hurry up though, bro.
John, you're the only person I know in a fucking stage that make her walkin' too fast.
It's too much of a fucking giant.
You're a fatty, I'm gonna get out of here.
Do not stop it on my fucking face.
I swear.
Fucking stage wallpaper?
No.
No.
No.
Holy shit.
I'll take it off.
Come on.
That is fucked.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Words are full, that was the best word ever.
No, I don't want it, I'm gone.
I'm on a diet.
Okay, I don't want to be on my menstrual cycle. I'm dead serious.
I'm serious.
I hate when men have crabs.
You always cook fries.
You really enjoy working for her?
He's lying! Go ahead.
What?
I'm going to get his dick out of here.
Oh my god. Did you actually look like you have a matter daddy?
Dude, I just got him. That was the thing I did.
It literally hits every time.
Thank you, bro.
Wait, so what are we doing after this, y'all?
What are we doing?
What?
No way.
What?
Y'all don't want to hold it?
Come on.
Why'd you just do that?
I don't know, you're like vying instead of watching.
What are you doing?
Look at him.
Don't worry.
No one's coming here.
You want to see what I got?
You are not.
You want to see what I got?
What are you packing?
Hey!
Haha!
Wait, wait, wait.
I hate it.
I hate it.
I'm like, hey, hey, hey, hey.
I'm laughing at you.
I'm not.
I'm so annoying.
That was good.
You really did.
Yeah, I'm in here right now.
Wait, I love you.
All right, we're about here.
See, see, see.
Guys, we're going to be that strange.
Are you waiting?
What's the word you're trying to...
Why?
I'm not trying to force my heels.
Oh yeah, why are you not supposed to do a stream where she grabs your Porsche?
Come on! Come on! I dropped great in meals!
You said she drank one drink?
Yeah. I can't.
No, I didn't drink! I can't drink! I did not drink.
I can't.
I had to sip it.
I drank and I said I don't drink my water.
No, no, no.
I don't drink my water.
I'm free.
I'm so sorry.
I don't like this.
No, no.
Look at the lighters.
Look at them.
You're back up.
I'm so sorry.
I said that would be the same.
Cheese, fuck it up.
I'll put it backwards.
Okay, okay, you can do it.
I'll put it backwards.
You can barely see the alphabet,
it's normally here.
I wanna see the FG, L, M, N, O, V.
C-Y-X-W-V-T.
The hit, that's literally right.
I got your soul.
So short.
You see a trick?
You see a trick?
Bye.
Bye, bye.
You see the thumb?
You see the thumb?
Hey!
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.
They're at least he's stable.
I actually want to kill myself.
Really, really, I really want you to do it.
I pray for her.
Are you leaving?
No.
Jesus.
I can't do this.
I can't do this.
Down the corner is the frat house where I stole the poon.
Okay.
Okay.
Let me know
I know I'm out no pizza. Oh, I would not say with you. No
Hey
Thank you
What do you want to hear first?
Good news is, I'm here for another 7 minutes.
Right?
That one was my fault.
Ron, Ron, I'm driving your fucking Porsche. I don't care.
If it's not today, I'm coming back and driving it.
And I'm letting you know right now, I don't care.
It can be in the shop. I will find that shop.
And I will get the keys. And I will drive that car.
Yeah, that's what's making it a little bit.
You lost. You lost to me in 4.9.
You used to be the FNCK
champion right on the spot.
And look at you.
That's me.
You know what?
I'll give it to you.
Peter Bot does better combos than you.
You're gonna have to get your camera before you get to me.
Right back at you!
You're not driving my Porsche.
Nope, nope, nope, nope.
You said that was literally a bet.
You said, sit down, I'm gonna bet it because you'll never fucking win it and I won.
No, I mean, yeah, you did.
No, you did. I'll give it to you.
That's fair, that's fair.
Okay, I'm letting you know right now.
Holy Rilo, what the fuck is happening?
You done?
I'm a fucking Kirby bro. I just can hail everything. Like I'm dead ass.
You're gonna build like Kirby now. You're really round.
What's with the fat jokes recently? I'm not liking this.
Sorry, I started becoming a skinny legend when I stand at the top five.
I can't see anything.
I'm a ginsuk model now. Me and Marvin was born.
Ginsuk model. Do you need ginsuk model?
Oh, what are you eating for, fellas?
He's actually a ginsuk model?
I actually am.
Congratulations.
Thank you, thank you.
Are you a fitness model or something like that?
I saw that a lot of the guys felt like Young LA Deals.
Did you do it?
No, no, no.
No, you did one. That's so weird.
No, that's weird. You bought one, right? Obviously.
No, I didn't get one. No, I didn't get one. No.
They actually told me I'm not allowed to have a Young LA Deal because I have my own brand.
Really?
No, take this away from me, bro.
I think you're taking it away from me, to be honest.
My food. No, go ahead. Oh, that's Jason's burger. You want to buy it?
Do not.
All right. All right. Wait, so, uh...
I'm letting you know that I won't be driving for seven years.
So, you can...
That was the bet. That was the bet.
And if I had to owe you money, or I had to come here and be your maid for a day,
you were gonna send me to Vegas? You're not?
And you said I was gonna send you to Vegas, you know?
Is this your water?
Oh, yeah.
I'm gonna borrow some of this for me.
No, I'm just fucking wet in my hands getting shit off of it.
Listen, I let you win.
I did. I did. I did. I did.
I'm not- I'm not-
Do you like to sit four-way?
Yeah, you fuck with us.
You're bad at the wing.
You're fucking crazy.
Hey, stand up!
I'm not a kid!
Shut up!
Where were you staying in LA?
You didn't want to go to jail?
Yeah.
Tell them you stay here for-
Just a day.
Yeah.
Am I gonna let her drive it tomorrow?
That's crazy.
No, you're staying live.
You just go to the right now.
It's just so crazy.
It's the interest story, isn't it, ladies?
What do you guys have to do?
Oh, but we are doing one thing though.
Oh, what's the one thing?
Color, color.
Oh my god.
So we're going to go home.
We're going to see who can spell iCup faster.
I love the compete.
And then we start the competition.
How do you start right now?
I see you beat.
I'm a grown man.
Yeah, no, like an adult.
We're like all of us.
Where can we drive to the pork?
There's no streets open.
Oh, all the streets are closed.
You know that it closed all the streets?
Saturday, so people are gonna be on I don't want you to hit me
Like a parking lot somewhere that's you think I can only drive it apart. No, I'm gonna drive to a gas station
Oh hell no
Run run run these other rules
You know how to take a car up a curb
No, you know how to say
You you are actually you are
You literally look like bubble bass!
Like, shut up. Oh my god, you're getting my cortisol levels high.
Sorry, I'm sorry for screaming around.
Sorry guys, you're so special.
I'm sorry. Listen, you can drive the car, okay?
But we have to, you know how to get it up like a little bit of an angle?
Do you know how to do that or not?
Yes, you go like, if there's a dip, you go sideways, like this.
You go slanted.
Let's get out of here.
No, no, no. Where are you going?
I don't know if we're telling the world.
I'm not going to give space to you, Maxi.
Let's get out of here. Let's go.
Where is he? We have our order!
You guys can come call me, let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Where is he? What do you have to do later?
I'm telling you!
Come on! We have so much time!
We're doing a challenge when we get home!
What's the challenge? Are you sure?
We have so much time! You know what I mean?
You think...
Oh my God! Oh my God!
I'm gonna get tetanus. Oh, no. It's over.
Yes, I'm okay. I think I'm getting tetanus.
That shit's funny.
Please, please, please, please.
Please, please, please, please.
The wheel was just here, but you guys never got it.
Alright.
Just feel it. It's a 10-2-3-1.
No, no, no, no!
Oh fuck.
Oh my gosh, you fell!
I'm just kidding!
Um, hey there.
Stay good.
I got my stuff on the ground. I'm actually on the ground.
I'm on the ground.
I do hear fat ass people on the floor.
It's like, boy, this keeps going, huh?
We have so much...
I had too, I'm sorry. I actually had too.
I ate too much food.
Let's go, we got a chocolate.
You needed that after those burgers.
But at least...
...he's stable.
Yeah, did it, honestly?
You have a little bit of, like, on your mouth.
The way you keep it.
See, it's like unfair, cause if you say that joke back it's like,
who's going on Twitter?
Are you serious? It's unfair, are you serious?
You know what I'm saying? It's like, if I call you a fat bitch,
then who's going on Twitter?
I love that fat bitch all the time!
I stop doing that.
I stop doing that because I'm respectful.
You just did!
No, I'm respectful.
I'm not calling you a fat bitch.
Nah, I'm not calling you any of that anymore.
You're a fucking gigantic bitch!
Oh my God!
Like, what, bro?
I'm tired of you!
You look like you
Touch the people with your hands. It's a corona virus. It comes in fucking cells. I'm driving the fucking porch. Okay, so go ahead and walk
I can't get in!
I can't get in!
Get the door!
Stay out of it!
Did we get in?
No.
Too close to the curb.
Oh, you can't get over it.
Oh, so you're stuck here.
Look at this.
I'm driving that goddamn Porsche, okay?
You lost fair and square, you know that!
I don't know, the roads are closed.
That's not fair.
Oh my god.
Did you say all the roads are closed?
No.
Why are all the roads closed?
It's not a bad deal.
You guys are going to shake.
Oh wait, I think I should grab this thing with my car.
What are you doing?
I forgot something in the car.
Watch the fucking door!
I'm washing it, I'm washing it.
Oh, hi, Ron!
Wait, what if it weighs the corn out?
Is it?
OK, your fat is already in here.
Be fine.
Careful, that door.
Be careful, be careful, Rosie.
OK.
Wow, this is a sweet ride, Ron.
Cheers.
A little bit of light coming in.
Here we go.
Not bad.
Oh, my god, it's hot.
It's out of shit.
I know a fucking matter, Daddy.
Ow.
Hi, let's see if you can go out.
Ron.
What?
How mad would you be if I spilled something back here?
Um, well, I'd probably make you pay.
Someone smells like B.O.
G. Willikers.
It really is sustainable.
Thank you, brother.
Wait, so I'm confused. What exactly are you trying to accomplish being in this car?
I just want to hang out, because we're besties.
And we've been O and M's strengths, so it might as well hang out, right?
Where can we drive the car?
I'm not knowing.
The gas station? Oh my God, all the clear.
That's a fun one.
So, what exactly-
Let's go hit a ramp!
Okay, well, do you know how fucking driving works?
Because that's not how that works. There's no fucking ramps.
I see you speed around all the time. I've seen the clips. You're good.
Do you want to join the clips?
Listen, Jason, go left shark mode. But me?
You're so ugly.
You hear it?
Oh.
Why did you-
You hear it? We're about to enter shark mode.
It means like we're going through the lanes.
Like we're gonna go through the lanes.
She didn't can't drive it because of the plates.
Oh yeah, so Sina, here's the deal.
Wait, are you fucking serious?
Of course, Sina, I'm just saying.
No, Sina, so basically I did this thing
where I tried to avoid taxes on my Porsche
by registering on Montana
because Montana doesn't have a state tax.
And basically, half a year later, they caught me
and they basically made me pay the tax.
So I ended up paying $40,000
and then I registered in my car
but I don't have the registration
and so I'm legally not allowed to drive it
but we can still do it.
Okay, but yeah, I mean,
what's the odds that we get pulled over on this thing?
That's the thing, it's like if we get pulled over,
yeah, then we're in trouble.
I would never get pulled over.
I'm the safest driver there is.
Oh my God, bro.
Don't understand why motherfuckers
be semi-bullying sinna, saying she's fat.
She's gorgeous.
I'm actually banning this guy.
No, no, get that guy!
That guy's so sweet!
Thank you to that guy.
That guy's so nice.
Thank you so much.
Also anything to the rate I appreciate it.
Emory?
Yeah, Emory.
read me why would she read you because I'm fucking good what the hey thank you
brother oh my god he pays me but at least he pays me okay so can we look
Ron boss Ron what's the worst thing about my driver force come on you fuck up my
front lip and it'll be probably $12,000 and you scratch the bottom of it and
diffuser like my under part like under the diffuser it's like a whole line carbon fiber that's under
the car so if that it basically if you go up on an angle and you could scuff the bottom instead of
the front that's $15,000 that's nothing to you because you're stable and then my wheels also are
carbon fiber now like the barrel of them so if you scuff one of the wheels i'll probably have to
replace it it'll probably be like $8,000 right but that's nothing to you because you're stable
I'm trying to follow a tiktok.
Remember when Silky?
Thank you, bro.
At least he stayed in the car.
Wait, isn't the car pink, too?
Yes.
It matches my dress.
Oh, man.
Please, Ron. Please.
I don't know where you're trying to drive.
I don't know. Let's go to another In-N-Out.
Fuckin' geez Louise.
You're fat ass ate your meal, my meal, Jason's meal, and somehow Waze's meal.
I didn't know Lace got a meal.
That's fine. That's cool.
Whatever you say.
I hate this shit, bro.
It's like anything that I say, though,
who's gonna be able to put on Twitter, like with fucking
quote tweets saying, this guy's actually such a piece of shit,
like, women-hater, blah, blah, blah.
I'm gonna retweet every single one.
But at least he's paid.
Oh my god, bro.
I'm not even kidding. It's like, sometimes jokes get, like,
boring when you say it once or twice.
What? This is literally, like, Bestie's hanging out.
Boss you know, I mean like two best friends. You know what I mean? I don't like you
No, I love it. You're one of my favorite things well, and it's like
I'm not ironically hanging out with you because Rosie's here. I didn't want to leave
Okay, it's still it's like at the end of the day. It's like we're besties, you know
And I like that but at least he's pissed at least your best
Haha, I'm like, yo, I'm not even kidding. It's like the joke sometimes dies
But then it gets old it gets old, but then it's like you pick it up with something new
Yo, I'm actually kind of mad I missed the proposal I
Literally parlayed it. You know that right I literally called. He was gonna propose. I said that
So you left right before no honestly, I think he whispered to me that he waited until he left because he didn't want to be there
I
Literally bought a chrome hearts one of one kayak for him and I couldn't get in they wouldn't let me in with it
No, he did have said he was like, oh my god, Ron's leaving.
I should have been doing that.
That's what he said.
Ooh, she can't show my car.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, no, that can, no.
No, no, no.
OK, sit down.
I'm going to ask this, like, in the nice spot.
OK.
Why is your car, by the way, leaning towards the front left?
Um, because you're over there and you're weighing my car down.
It's the front left.
It's the front left.
Why the fuck did you leave it?
I'll fucking kill you.
Whoa!
Listen, I have a kayak at the house.
OK.
You won't sink if you're under a hundred fifty pounds.
I'm under a hundred fifty pounds.
Why the fuck did you laugh, Lays?
No, no, no, no.
Why the fuck did you laugh?
I swear on my life.
I'm not saying anything.
I'm a thirty-five.
That's good.
Why do you think that's good?
I don't like a dog.
I get it, Lays.
I'm gonna need to try the kayak.
Black's the tester.
Lace, that's my rockout lead to the drill.
Hello?
That's not my girl, dude.
I'm sorry, dude.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, dude.
I'm sorry, Lace.
Not my girl, dude.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, Lace.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
What was that?
I'm going to fuck up on Blackboy Max.
Prince!
Hey, Pritz.
Hey, Pritz, I'm live right now.
Pritz?
Stable.
I'm live right now.
Can you hear me?
Yeah, yeah, where are you? What are you doing?
I'm going up to the house right now.
I'm about to drop this person off.
She's going to get an Uber back.
Hi, Max.
I'm going to drive Jason's, our Rod's Porsche.
Wait, sit up.
Wait, sit up.
Pull it up.
Yeah.
Oh, that's actually it.
Why?
What's up?
Wait, I'm sorry.
Wait, so what was this in?
That one there was long.
I saw you weren't around.
I was going to say this one.
Wait, I'm going to soak you.
Yeah, wait there, Ron.
He's about to drop me home.
So he's about to come to you.
Wait, soak you?
You going up?
Yeah, yeah, we're about to pull up right now to the ground.
How far are you?
Like, we're like 15, like 15.
Oh, I'm 15 too!
I'm headed down southbound Los Angeles to 63B, 4.2 miles.
From 371 to Brawl on?
Wait, you wanna pull up to that or not?
What, to 371 to Brawl on?
Nah, Cassini's not really a part of the vibe.
I'm in the 371 to Brawl on or whatever.
You ain't never been there, though.
Wait, what car are you?
You ain't never been there, though.
Oh, no, wait, we didn't go there.
We ain't got a big body.
Hey, I'm in the lamb truck. Who's stopping me?
That was out the top look at that toys on there. See I like that. That was out the top many bits
You're going to bro. You're going to oh my god. I'm gonna sit back. You're going down careful. No one knows our address
You're going to uh, what's the pool? Yes, I'm going to the maternity house
I bet you're gonna be there 15 minutes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I
You're a groupie's woman
What do you call it the matter daddy?
Ask him. What is that? What is matter daddy?
Oh my god, nothing much bro. How about you? Oh
My god
Oh my fucking god. Oh my god. I'm actually giggling. I actually squeaked. I'm not even gonna
Shut your fat ass up
Wait, Sina, what you've leaned to your left over
Oh, sorry, sorry, my ball's up here.
Come on, my ball.
Holy fucking shit, man.
All right, ball.
Nice.
Nice music.
Where are we going?
Get your ass up and listen to this go-to shit.
I'm coming.
Oh, it's happening.
It's happening.
It's happening.
It's happening.
What?
What the fuck did we get in this car?
Bro, we're about like five minutes away.
Will you shush?
You want to try driving the car?
I'll let you try driving the car.
Nope, I'm not driving the limbo, I'm driving the Porsche.
Alright, well, you gotta...
I said, here's the thing, if you put yourself bad at four, you wouldn't be in this situation, you know what I mean?
Okay.
I'm sorry, you're trash.
Okay, okay.
I actually hope my suspension gives out when I drive.
I hope so too, it kills all of them.
If I have to hang out with you.
I thought you just weren't gonna go live, that was my wish.
You know what they say, haters are my biggest motivators at the table of success.
Really, if people have been calling you faster forever and somehow they didn't motivate you to do anything, so look at you now.
That's cool. That's cool.
Do you have a Lamborghini?
They've been giving me 6 back since you like 3 years ago.
Wait, do you have a Lamborghini?
How long have you been digging for that 6 back before?
Shut your bitch ass up! Do you have a Lamborghini?
How long have you been digging for that 6 back before?
Wait, shut your bitch ass up! Do you have a Porsche?
I can get it over here!
GT3 RS?
And I don't want you!
Shut your bitch ass up!
I don't have a Lamborghini! Fine!
So now this is a regular Lamborghini. It's yours, a Lamborghini with a carbon fiber leg.
I couldn't. I don't know how much was it?
Too much out of your fucking bracket
Now watch this shit. I want some Tokyo drift shit. Shout out Jason
Who is a Rolls Royce cullinan? This is actually a very nice car
But he's got a matter daddy license plate, Rosie
But at least he pays me
That one didn't really hit it's like I just think really like you just might be the you know
Oh my god. Oh my god. My stomach. Please don't fart. No, Ron. No, no, no. Ron, no,
don't fart. Yeah, I'm not getting my fart smelling straight. Oh no, Ron. No, if I smell
your fart, I swear to God. I will reach over your throat. Do you smell it? Ron, no. Somebody
smell our shit! Yo, POV is 2024. You're hanging out with the Cleese guys. I missed
That's why I didn't know him.
Well, you always know me because I'm the shit.
I'm the fuckin' go.
I just won't put me in an edit.
Here we go.
Huh?
It's the three-edit edits going on.
What should we rollin' in about?
It's somethin' unpredictable, but in the end it's right.
I've coped you out, it's time of your life.
Oh, you've ruined everything I did.
you
you
you
you
you
This is like I've been kidnapped, bro, and I forced my way to this car and now I don't like it anymore.
You can just drop me off somewhere, probably.
Wanna get out of here? That's why I thought you shut your ass up.
I fucking hate this.
I fucking hate this, bro. You should be giggle-shitting behind the fucking car.
I hate it, you just got them so much.
I'm just giggle-shitting behind the fucking car, bro.
I'm just giggling all the time.
It's getting kind of cold in here.
Ooh, freezing.
So the Porsche left the house, right?
It's not just a regular Porsche.
What is it?
9-Eleven GT3 RS 2025 full Y-Side package. Thank you.
It's a 9-Eleven Porsche? 9-Eleven G...
Is that it again?
Um, the one that's out of your bracket.
You're gonna understand.
At least he's paid.
See you like that, right?
No, I didn't.
Giggleshits too? You're Giggleshits too, really?
Listen, brah.
Mom, this is like my dream day.
Hangy, I'm the skybook fucking Ronaldo.
It's me and my best friend.
It's me and my nightmare back.
This is like, it's me and my best friend.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Well, we go way back.
You know what I'm saying?
Listen, we're about to be here, alright, in our 40 fucking seconds.
What does that sound?
Oh, that's the back vent?
I didn't know that works.
Bro, how do, it's a expensive ass car.
How does that not work?
Everything in this car better work
how expensive it is.
Listen.
Is it not back?
Yeah.
It's dying!
Why is there a bad hyperventilating?
That's not bad!
It's not as long as it is.
Oh, I thought it was the fucking matter.
It's hot.
No, it's not.
Oh, I promise you
We can't get this note, this is actually good notes
Can't lie
Ron!
I'm pulling this matter
Possibly
Bob, we should go to like a racetrack
with a Porsche, can we do that?
Um, no
We gotta get out of here
Come on! What we can't do? Where the fuck am I supposed to go?
I can't drive anywhere with a Porsche
I've been down the street
You said you wanted to drive a Porsche
I'm giving you an opportunity
No, let me make it clear
I didn't say I wanted to drive a Porsche
You bet it and you lost me in Fortnight
I'm sorry that I was meant to say I promise you
Hey Jerk, it's too much, it gets less fun.
Thank you brother, holy shit.
You are insane, you know what I'm saying?
Should I high beam these people so you can get in?
Here we go, high beams on.
Little matter daddy, there you guys, my high beams are on.
You know you wanna ask, go ahead.
This is one ton.
You might as well, like you know you want to.
Stop milking the same Jerk.
So it's me, it's me, I'm the problem?
Stop milking the same Jerk, you're making it less fun.
Okay, sorry.
I'm close to 20.
I feel like I have children, Jesus fucking Christ.
I actually understand now.
Is that a Matt or daddy camera?
What the fuck is she even saying?
Oh, they laughed!
Thanks, Lays!
Oh, I like the way it's said.
It's kind of like the way it's written.
Thanks, Lays!
I'm sorry that I wasn't
the one that wanted my news to say.
I'm not the one that wanted my news to say.
I promise you, I promise you.
I promise you, I'm sorry that I wasn't
Oh, it's perfect actually you can look he drives right up and down here. You never said half
holy fucking matter daddy John oh
Oh, Zinchow!
Oh, Zinchow!
There we go.
Thank you.
Really?
He kind of didn't mod you, I'm not gonna lie.
He mod me?
I just feel like yours didn't sound that good.
He didn't shine my gun.
Did I?
Did I?
Did I?
Did I?
Did I?
Did I?
Did I?
Did I?
Did I?
Did I?
Did I?
Did I?
I'm sorry that I wasn't meant to be a little...
I heard things now and they automatically assumed it was Jason.
Well, it's Marion.
That's fucking racist.
Oh no, I can show you.
Chad, that's fucking disgusting.
Oh my god.
Sorry.
Here you go.
Oh my god.
Watch this, you want to see something cool?
Wait, actually make sure not to offer us.
Yo Lamborghini, turn off.
You see that shit?
Oh, it's-
Is it the buddy?
That was actually-
Oh, okay.
It does that?
I'm sorry!
Wait, can you turn it on like that, too?
Yeah.
You see this shit when you get outside the door?
Are you seeing this shit?
Are you seeing this shit or not?
Well, you open the door, it just reminds you what you're in.
My car does that.
It does not say Nissan on it. Shut up.
It does not. It doesn't fucking need-
Yo, you ever hear that?
Why the lights off?
Oh.
Oh, what the fuck?
Oh, I know, the lights in that bathroom don't work either.
Oh, we're losing people.
People break, what?
Oh, wait, we lost people.
Oh, okay.
God, I miss you so much.
People break today, I'm streaming.
Hi, what?
I'm not gonna hear your face on there too.
I just realized, stupid, actually aren't heels.
That's not how it is.
Okay, I'll take them off.
No.
No, I'm not, I'll keep them off!
No.
Here you go.
Well, I have to go to the porch.
What are you doing, mate?
You're on the porch.
Oh, I don't want your hero.
Thank you so much.
You're the best.
You have to go to the porch.
I have to go to the porch,
and I have to.
It's a thing.
That is so kind.
Please, Anne.
You win it.
I mean, because he lost, and for her.
Never mean he lost.
Let me go check if I have my keys in here.
You guys stay down here with that bunch of things.
Oh, that's a nice one.
It's really good.
I don't believe you shouldn't do that.
It's a good idea.
She crosses your car and you have to try and keep it cool on screen and the media will just end and then
you're going to be stressed because you have to go get your car fixed and you're going to want to kill yourself
but then you're going to be telling yourself you knew it was a bad idea and that you shouldn't have done it
but you didn't really because you're trying to be a good friend although you just fucked up your whole car
Is he a kid?
No, no, no.
Stop! You don't talk to anyone, do you?
I don't know. I'm such a guy.
The car's here.
Oh, no, no, the car's here.
Is it a keys?
I'm gonna end this year with me.
Without fucking sure, mate. I'm sure enough.
Wait, I think that's what I thought.
Look out! The red shoes!
Yeah!
I've got the shoes!
Hey, we'll see who this is.
He's like dead as a working order.
I guess so.
That's five grand.
All right.
Pretty dark now.
I'm sorry that I was meant to say another thing.
I promise you, I promise you.
I'm sorry that I was meant to say another thing.
And then you're running the birds back again?
Shut your big eyes up.
All right. Now listen. All right? Now listen, it's pretty dirty. These wheels, this isn't
regular. If you carve these, you see these? Well, you're hitting them. It's, well, it's
fine. They're car-bed. What does that mean? So you carve them? So it's a lot of money.
Okay. It's right here, side, skirt, and money. Here, come over here. Come over here.
What's that?
Hypothetically?
This way?
Soapy broke?
What?
Soapy broke this right here?
How much?
It broke a tiny piece of the thing that moves it.
I forget what it's called.
The DRS.
I believe DLS somewhere.
25,000 dollars.
Oh, for the fuck with that?
Okay.
This right here?
I don't know if you see this.
So you probably think, okay, this is carbon.
This under is carbon.
Right.
So if you could tell, this is all carbon.
Right.
A carbon.
Okay.
Is that like a new wine?
This is how they get you. This front lip? No scratches.
There's a little bit of smudge in there.
Well that's dirty. That is just dirty.
Okay but there's smudges. It's all interesting that I didn't do those.
No curving. No bulging up the front.
I'm going to move it outside.
Okay.
So just do me a...
Come on, dude.
Well, at least he's stable.
He's trying to get panicky.
No, no, you can move even if...
I'm always scared of you, I'm scared of...
Okay, he's gonna...
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared!
Like, okay, hide from me, please.
If the bottom of it got scratched at all, like what is that gonna cost me?
But this is his fault! He lost the bet! I didn't ask for this! He bet this!
So are you already gaslighting?
Well, I just... No, but it's not gaslighting! It's true! He's the one who bet it, right?
Oh my God! It's not my fault! He literally came to me and said,
I will bet you in my car! So I can't be gaslighted and then not doing it, right?
I got nothing. You only can go and get rid of those girlfriend and him, so...
It's pretty big deal.
It was on skirry, really, it was.
It's just loud.
Like, you know how to drive a car?
It is skirrier, because it's loud, though,
and if you're not used to it, you'll feel like you're breaking the car.
Oh, yeah, and when you press gas, it's going to go like,
move, you're going to suck back into the show.
Okay, that's great, that's awesome to know.
Here's the thing, he, he'd get it.
I didn't ask for it, he said, sit up.
If you'd be me, I'd literally let you drive my car,
and you're so fucking trashy for a night, and he lost.
So...
I'll have to drive it on the hill.
Oh, yeah, no, it's no joke.
I'm gonna get you from there to here.
And then you stop.
You can drive it.
You might not.
You might have to change the camera.
What's your full name?
Hold on, let's just get something on the record first.
You bet this.
I did not ask for this.
You said your words.
Senna, you are so trashy poor guy, I'm so confident you won't win.
I will let you drive my Porsche if you win
portion if you win because you're so fucking trash and then you said by the
way if I win I'm gonna make you my mate for the day and I'm gonna make you
drive all the way to Vegas and give me a burger and bring it back for the entire
24 hours and then I'm gonna make you clean my room those were your words so
this is your fault so what the fuck are we talking about right now cuz like I
just said you say your full leave a name what you're let's scoot this way
okay yeah we don't want to show that oh okay
No one knows where you're at.
Of course, obviously.
No one knows.
You know what I'm saying?
You say your full deal of name and say, you know, any type of damages, any type of responsibility
I take, you know what I'm saying?
And any type of liability goes to you.
And you're free to drive it.
You're free.
You can take off without me.
I'm upgrading.
I wouldn't want to do that.
I'd love to free you to ride with me as a thing.
I don't want to ride alone.
But you're the thing, right?
I can upgrade that car.
That car, you know, I can do it in church.
No, I don't think you need upgrades.
I don't think that car is probably worth a lot of money now.
The thing is, I don't think you need upgrades.
upgrades I think you just need the standard stuff and it's gonna come back
that was disgusting it's gonna come back exactly the way that it is you know what
I mean exactly the way it is and my kids I can't say my full name on stream
pretty are you fucking serious Jake police officers
Fuckin' wires on us.
Shut up, please.
Dylan.
All right.
That's what you're with Ronnie.
Wait, you're with Ronnie?
You're with Ronnie?
You're with Ronnie.
Fuckin' jailbreak.
No, shit you bitch.
That's all.
Britney.
No, no, no, no.
Ronnie.
Dylan.
Shut up, Dylan.
Shut the fuck up, Dylan.
Fuckin' Mike Shawna saw.
Really?
Hey.
Hey.
It's there.
D.
Uh, it's D.
No, I think it's D.
You don't know my name.
Wait, who's D?
I know your name.
Who's who lives with us?
D.
You can't do a push-up.
I know, not that deep. Your name is deep.
My name is not deep. You are never...
I would bet both my cards that you would never get to know it.
I know him. Thanks. Stop reading it from chat.
Stop reading it from chat.
You're reading it from chat.
It's Philip. Oh, it is Philip. It is.
Is it? It is, right? Pete?
Yeah, you're such a...
Oh, is it Paulus?
Oh, that's for all the study.
Woztec.
Zask.
Loach deck, I say you want to drive it or no
Yes, of course, so anything happens you're liable by the way getting down the hill on the bottom of the hill
You have to go up in a really no, I thought you're gonna take another help first
No, so going down the hill, huh?
There's like this really hard angle that you got to get off if you fuck it up you fuck up the back and the front oh
Okay, but here's the thing. I thought you're gonna tell them help first was that they?
Yeah, you see I want to upgrade so you're free to drive it
No, no, no, no, this is the thing that you said okay
Can we go look at like the damages first cuz it's like I don't want to be the current thing
You know where it's like they try to say there's a dead there's not a shit
I don't know what I know you're gonna get sued if you look fucking fucks. I'm not serious like it
Are you serious?
I'm just saying I'm just saying
I thought he said it was Indian
That is true. Okay, that is true. I'm sorry. I thought okay
No, no, no, no, no...
No, no, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no!
Oh my God!
Matter Daddy!
Perfect. It's perfectly done.
So let's look at it here.
Absolutely. Nothing. Go ahead.
Okay, like what is this?
Is that a hole?
Okay, so you're a fucking jackpot.
Oh, what is that?
Um, I think that would be like a toe hookup.
Not a stake.
Something like that.
What is it, washi?
Yeah, I was gonna say.
Okay, so that's not...
Okay, I have to make sure there's not a hole.
Oh, what, what else?
Oh, Suki.
Suki, what's your full legal name?
Oh, Suki.
Do you say your name on the screen?
Never.
No one knows his full legal name.
Suki will come up with damages.
Oh, he will?
No, yeah.
So she said she lost the bet to drive my car.
So I said go ahead.
No, no, I didn't lose the bet.
I was talking about it.
I didn't record anything.
See this, hey, come on, friends.
I'm here, and we're talking.
I already won the spoiler 25,000 on my bank account
I'm good
You won't take it down that hill so I can drive it
But I beat him in four nights, he dead ass has to do it
You should drive my car
You get money, you better tell, you better pay us in if you fuck it up
I don't know, this car is like 80 grand
It's way more expensive now
How much more is expensive now?
These cars went up too kinda, low-key
I mean, she's not gonna win a court against me, um.
I mean, you didn't win one against me, so.
You didn't win, that's how we ended up in this situation is you didn't win.
What are y'all about to do?
Shit, I was just, I was just going to the room.
You guys gonna be back if I come back in like 20 minutes?
We'll get low, bruh.
I mean, bruh, if you have an RP.
Oh.
Okay.
I can't move from my head move.
They don't move with it.
My silencer...
Maybe shake it a little bit
because it's a silencer.
I supposed to be silencer.
No, just try.
It's a repeat.
It's a repeat of silencer.
No, my silencer...
I'm gonna go...
I'm gonna go...
I'm gonna go...
I'm gonna go...
I'm gonna go...
I'm gonna go...
I'm gonna go...
I'm gonna go down the street with her.
Back as she lost her.
She wanna wait here.
I'll let her drive it down the street.
I
Work let's smoke come on. I'll smoke a few smokes and sin of smoke. I don't she does brand deals. Listen
We can smoke that one pack
Hey fellas, hello, I'm gonna smoke that Mario Kart.
You know that acronym?
Excuse me.
We in Miami and we're recruiting a-
What do you call that?
No, no, no, no.
What's that?
Hey, come on, I'm speaking to you.
Sophie, you got something on you?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
Alright, so what's the move?
I'm gonna be back in like 15 minutes.
You're protecting us.
Oh, help.
Ok, let's go.
I'm coming back.
Simple things simple for the new guys.
Hold on.
Who is that?
You know, I was in the 359.
You do?
No, you gotta hold it like this.
You gotta hold it like that.
No, cause he does.
Look, he's gotta put the force on his shoulder.
No, Matt, you gotta hold it like this.
Come on, bro, that's...
I don't know.
That's much...
I'm going to put it in here.
You got to hold it in here for a while.
No, you gotta have those grip on it.
Now look, you scared someone
going to take your man.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Wait, when is we doing our kick-boo like, though?
You are...
If you, bro...
You've been ducking on your own.
You're ducking on your own.
You've been ducking it
We don't do it this year, but I'm capable who are you?
But what are we gonna do we got to just walk around you could you could be mad at daddy
I would back in like 10 minutes
five foot seven. It's kind of like what five foot seven people do. So how do you want to do your camera?
It's gonna have to hold it. All right, are you gonna hold the camera? You're gonna get in the
bathroom. I'll take you down the hill. But you're gonna take another hill? Yes.
Have your phone? Oh, is it only two feet? Yes. Oh, okay. All right, I guess I'll keep the camera.
Do you have this? Do you want to use my system? I have mine. It's in the bathroom.
So, we use the bed.
Huh?
We use the bed.
Oh my God.
Do you have my ingest?
Yeah.
Uh, outlaw, do I have his, her ingest?
Come on.
You're going to sell a couple of them a lot of her and drive your car, bro.
Just say no.
I really do want to say no, but she's going to hold it against me.
Hague for me on what they told her.
He lost the bed.
He lost the bed.
And what's crazy is I didn't ask for this.
He did it because he was so confident he would beat me.
Okay, go get the thing.
We have it.
Or back here.
So get the thing.
Get the camera.
Is that it?
Or use a mess.
Just hold the bag.
It's not because you're gonna hold the kid. Oh, he's gonna hold the camera. Yeah
I'm taking you down the hell I don't trust her taking down the cell
I saw what's on the screen. I saw it's what's what
What? Hey.
What was that? I didn't get a hang.
I saw a clip.
This thing was on point. I don't know where it's going on.
I didn't get a hang. I don't know where it's going on.
What scene was he watching? I was watching Ben the dog.
Oh
Are you gonna keep swimming
I'm suing
I got two more months for battling. Two-year policy. Yeah, he assaulted me. I got two years.
So my two-year anniversary is coming up. So on the day right before my anniversary, I'm going to give him a letter.
Thank you, Prince.
Uh, yeah, it's called, uh, Prince.
At least he's stable.
Thank you.
No, please.
That's the guy.
Yeah, that's the guy.
Alright, give her the backpack. Let's do this.
Alright, come on.
Alright, well, I'll all switch.
Not a lie. Everybody here in the ship.
Alright.
Oh, God, I'll be back.
Oh fucking at least he's stable fucking
okay see it's not gonna be that bad it's not a fast car on God it's not I want I
I am not a fast driver.
No, but it's not a fast car.
I swear I'm on God.
Wallahi.
Yes, I do.
Wallahi, it's not a fast car.
Okay.
But it is very.
What's the average speed that it goes?
Oh, it's not fast.
Oh God, I swear to God, I'm not kidding.
I would tell you, I mean, it's got like 500.
Oh, no, that's my.
Do you want to turn that on?
That's my PS5.
Okay.
Listen, it's not a fast car, but it's a loud car.
Okay.
The tires are kind of cold,
so you should probably warm them up.
So I'm gonna do like my F1 driver.
Okay, stop stop stop.
Okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay.
What is it?
One second.
We're not gonna go fast.
I promise you I'm not going to.
Dude you wanted me to drive down the hill?
Were you fucking serious?
Is there like a quiet neighborhood we can find out about?
Um...
I gotta think of where we can go.
There's not a hill bro?
What the fuck is this?
Ron I'm... how?
Was it actually quiet?
Dude, there's dents on the road.
Bro, I know how to fucking meet my driver.
So you're fucking wrong, Marth.
Have you ever scrapped this car beyond us?
Achievement unlocked.
You're fat.
Shit.
I wasn't trying to hear that.
Are they burgers?
Do you eat fat piece of shit?
I ate a lot of protein pizza.
You didn't eat protein pizza.
You ate fries.
You ate two things of fries.
The thing is, the fries weren't even good.
It was the other thing.
They weren't even good.
Wait, what was your portion?
Uh, I thought it was this fat-ass fries that you ate.
That fat-ass forehead, how about that?
Yeah, at least that's the only thing that's fat on you.
You look like you swallowed a fucking football.
You look like a fucking jack-o-lantern from last year.
You look like you ate a fucking-
You look- you look-
Can you walk in?
Are you- are we gonna walk?
No, I'm giving you a thumbs up. You're good.
Indotiable
I'm sorry, dude.
...
are you trying to go up a curb?
is he tryin to go up do you not-
cordious up
just ask him sir.
You need to go up.
I just got shore
I
know what Állí sir, okay?
Okay, sorry.
Would you park?
Okay, I will yell help.
Now, I see I yelled, I said I yell help again.
I don't know what this guy's playing with.
Maybe he'll get out and help us.
I'm actually a little confused.
Who's Black Truck?
It's Amazon.
They're just leaving now.
Oh, that's a little sus.
That's weird.
Are you sure it was a real animal?
No, I'm telling you.
What was the package that they gave to him?
What? You're here to sue me?
Alright, listen.
Okay, so what's our fast car that's so scary?
It's just loud.
Okay.
My car is now warm-dunk, which means we can easily slide everywhere.
Okay, that's awesome.
I don't want to slide everywhere.
I'm going to drive very safe.
Oh my God, how far does we can get off my best friend?
My best friend.
No, this is awesome.
Wow, too best, he's hanging out.
And we get to drive the car.
Make sure...
Alright, we're going to take you...
I know where to spot.
It's kind of far.
That was like five minutes.
Okay.
Why did you bar so loud?
Listen, if anyone asks, we're visiting out of state, we're from Montana, we're only here
for 13 days.
Oh, is this a stolen plane?
Is it a stolen pair of expired planes?
It's not actually expired, right?
Are you reliant?
Right.
We gotta find this spot.
What exactly are you trying to do?
You just want to drive on the main road?
That's it?
No.
No, not on the main road.
We gotta find this spot.
What exactly are you trying to do?
You just want to...
Drive on the main road, that's it?
No, none of this on the main road.
I just want to drive it.
Because you said...
You made the bet. It's your fucking fault.
Matter.
Listen.
I got this.
I'm gonna take this to my boss, my friend, Jock.
You know who Jock is?
He's now trying to go up like that.
I can take you to him.
He's gonna be in one second.
I'm just out...
Trying to think here.
Chad, where's the gun?
I'm trying to look at the mini-map.
I have a nice little mini-map here.
Where's like a squad that I can take?
I could take you on the highway and you could drive on.
That's like the most dead though for you.
That's probably the best spot.
Ron, that is terrifying to me.
Where's somebody who wants to take you on the highway?
You know how to drive a fucking car?
Yes, I know, but that's like so...
Okay, I don't know where you want to fucking go the highway and then I should pull over somewhere, right?
No, not on the highway. No, no, no, no, no, no, no highway. I just drive somewhere and then I'll pull over
Right, maybe maybe a parking lot. We'll start a parking lot
Hold on. No, I think I found a spot
Your car gets loud like at the slightest touch it's crazy
Oh, it gets louder well, I mean yeah, it's way louder
Like the higher the higher the more PM's louder again.
So like, we don't have to go fast, but you'll hear it.
I'm sure we don't want to.
You're not even going fast.
That's crazy.
Come on, why does that go?
Like, you don't even go that fast.
I'm never selling this car. Oh my god, every time I get in this car, I just remember why I shouldn't sell it.
Oh my god, this car is a matter daddy. Holy shit.
My car is a matter.
Come on, can you just stop saying it?
See, it's weird when I say it, so you're saying it.
I don't say it, it's my job.
No, but here's the thing.
You just say broke like McJock.
Broke like Big Jock?
Yes, exactly.
You still want to go broke like Big, you might end up like Jock.
Okay, I do want to go broke like Big, I'll end up like Jock.
Okay, I don't want to end up like jock like before good
That's a good one that's the guy where he's like spinning over and over
Okay
Give her take five minutes. Yeah, we're gonna get some destination
I'm gonna take you to this parking lot. It's a big parking lot. Okay
You're a way to fuck it up
Now
I don't know your pronouns. I mean you kind of look
Yeah, hello, yes, sir
Good job, guys! Good job!
Thanks!
Hello!
Thanks, it's my car, I'm just letting him drive it!
Jesus, ah, bitch.
Okay, we'll get you.
Uh-huh.
We'll get you.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, that's... that's...
Thanks.
Thanks!
You like it? I just got a dumb pink!
Dude, what's it called?
What color is it?
Thank you, huh?
What color is it?
Ah, it's like a...
That's it. You know just like that something cutesy. It's a girl's car, isn't it?
Thank you guys. I had to let him drive it. You know what I mean? I had to I had to
Listen first of all I got this color done for my girlfriend
Listen, this is what a good boyfriend does.
Alright, shout out Boba.
Boba for watching.
Wait, can I say hi to Boba?
Fuck no!
Goddamn no!
I love Boba!
Hey!
I haven't done my meter, she's so sweet.
Listen, she was like, man I love the car pink.
I say, babe, fuck a Chanel bag.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm gonna scrap my car for you.
See, you actually did work.
I mean, I wanted the car pink too, but she wanted it.
But that's so nice though, bro.
I know, I know.
Got you Boba.
How about that?
So I can't see her?
Yeah, you can.
Depends what time you're ending.
I do.
This thing sounds...
I'm not kidding.
So me, I never sell my cars ever.
I've never sold a car, ever.
How many cars do you have now?
Just two.
I've never sold a car.
Sometimes I'm like,
damn, I want to sell this car or get something.
Oh, it is car.
This car, I swear.
See, you wanna stop car?
What's that noise?
Why'd you look over?
You cannot see the fucking three cop cars.
Pull that guy over.
Yeah, but why were there three cop cars?
Why did you look right through something like that?
Well, the state of California.
Watch this, electric mode.
Oh, that's crazy.
It's so clogged.
Do you do that when we drive by cops?
There's nothing left.
Seventh gear is the highest gear and then you put it in normal mode and it sounds pretty quiet
Sometimes Chad if you know you know job, but I know jump on me if you know
I'm talking you got a sports car don't pass the cop and you feel it's kind of like you know a little tough bank casual things
I normally drive by a nice
We're in neutral right now driving
Using momentum exactly with my 9-11 or something. It's I'm sorry. What no, I don't mean not a little like that
Yeah, that is what it is.
Okay, so it's weird when I say it, but it's fine when she's saying it.
It's a 911, 992 GT3 RS with a YSAC package,
20-25, carbon fiber hood, carbon fiber 10-16 body kit,
R1 exhaust, R1 headers.
Wow, this is really like hanging out with my best friend.
Just two dudes hanging out talking about cars.
It's a Saturday too, the cops are pry out, it's great.
No, no, no.
That guy, just the guy, he will throw you the car in the sea.
Wait, what?
No way you looked at a fucking pink horse.
Fucking hell.
You raised your fist in me?
Oh, no.
No, no, no.
She's raised her fist in me.
Not far, man.
Farmer.
Why did you raise your fist in me?
I was going to flick your forehead.
It's so weird.
Like, are you living?
What do you raise your fist in me?
See, Farmer?
Here, you want to farm a click?
What do you want to do?
Wait up.
Push yourself in the camera.
Do you want to hit me next?
Just one second.
Wait.
What's up?
What's up, dude?
Hi!
You like my car?
Yeah, that's the one thing people always find me.
Is it because you're a car?
Well, you know my car makes a change, too, right?
Yeah, but people know my car's pink. That's why I'm gonna change it.
I'm about to change my, uh, my year's purple Montaigne to one with the carbon fiber hood.
I'm about to change... You know it's crazy. It's not a year...
It's not a normal one. It's the one with the carbon fiber hood.
I'm about to change your purple.
Oh, well, I was gonna get my Audi S7 wrapped.
I couldn't even get the RS7.
I really, uh, I just, I wanted the S7.
Nice.
It's all good.
But it's upgraded.
At least it's stable.
Hold on, we're about to be here.
I don't know if that's a fun fact.
What?
You see this in and out?
Is that the one?
That's the somebody smelly shit in and out.
Nope.
The original?
Nope.
Don't freak out.
No, I can't okay. I can't leave this parking lot like this
Listen the car is raised right now. Hi
It's gonna happen. Yes
It's a time. Yeah, okay
I'm gonna put the car in sport mode.
There's a little ladder.
I'll put the car in park.
Let's get out.
Let's get out.
Okay, that's a new car.
It's gonna be hard for me to get out, so you gotta grab the car first.
I don't want to...
Ron, can you grab this?
Wait.
Oh!
Are you dead?
I didn't drop anything!
That was...
No, no, that was...
No, no, no.
That's...
It's the tracker for my wallet.
I swear it's not, I did not break anything in the car.
It's nothing, it's nothing, it's nothing, I swear.
I'm gonna destroy my car!
No, no, no, no, let's no the car, but no.
No, it's good, it's good.
Look, look, look, make it into the car.
It's good, right?
How did you fuck up my, that's gotta be minimum 40 fans.
I know, it's a 40 fan, that's crazy.
That's a 40 fucking series,
but you're 20 and 20, I don't know
if you can fuck up what you see.
Leave it back, like, how to fuck, wait.
I'm on a horse, I just want to get this shit.
There's no way you can fuck this up.
There's no fucking way you can fuck this up.
Look, I put on slippers just for the occasion.
Listen, just get in the driver's seat.
Do you want me to be in the car or outside of the car?
Okay, you want to start outside the car first.
Okay, yeah. Go ahead.
And then you can get in the car.
Yup.
Okay.
What?
It's f***ing dirt.
You sure?
Okay, I'm just going to be in for a second because I don't want you to go to insurance.
You say that, I did that because I didn't do it.
What?
Okay, okay.
Go to your f***ing stomach.
Go to your f***ing stomach.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm ready.
Put your seatbelt on.
Okay.
I'm glad I won't really.
No.
I know.
I don't want to, like...
Alright, so the way this works...
Can you hear me with the microphones pointed this way?
Yeah.
That's the thing right there, that handle thing.
You put your foot on the brake.
What, this thing?
Yeah, no, put your foot on the brake.
Push down on it, like the middle.
And then you move it to drive.
Yes.
Question, can I...
You pull it all the way down, do you see it?
Can I move the seat forward?
Oh, sure.
It's really far back.
I'm in normal mode. Hold on.
It's so loud.
Okay.
You're good at being a cameraman. You should continue to do this.
No, I'm fucking heavy.
No, you should continue to do this.
Shut up.
I'm pressing buttons on the side of the seat. Is that what I'm supposed to do?
No, this is a bucket seat. It only goes forward.
Oh, but I'm pressing like, but what are these buttons then?
That raises the car. It raises your seat.
Oh, okay. Alright, I won't touch that.
How do I move the seat forward? I want to move the seat forward.
I can't...just your... are you fine?
Fine or not I thought I could do it. I could pull the fucking handle down push down on it
You still push the middle you see the middle of your thumb is this yes push down on it and then pull it all the way down
Okay, you are in drive right now. Why would you have to let me scoot the seat forward first? Okay?
So if you give it some gas you've driven here put it
One second, one second, I'm fucking raising you, is that good?
Yeah, a little bit more.
Is that good?
I'm really sure, a little bit more.
I don't think it goes forward with that.
Okay, well, I can barely see.
Alright.
Okay, alright.
Maybe I can sit on a pillow.
Give it some gas.
Go ahead.
Oh, just fucking driving!
Are you gonna run after the car?
Let's go! Give it some gas! You're in a fucking parking lot!
Hey!
This is so fucking loud!
I didn't know my car was this loud!
Alright, alright, alright!
Holy rocks under the car!
Does anyone hear that?
Does anyone hear these fucking rocks
that are under the car?
Listen, there's a lot of rocks.
Can you get a ride?
Okay.
Can you get a ride?
Here's what you could do.
Sir, can you back away from my car?
Sir, can you back away from my car?
Excuse me, sir.
I asked for no filming.
No, no, no.
I asked for no filming.
Put your foot on the brake.
Put your foot on the brake.
Is it fully down?
Yes, I put it hard.
And then when you're going to not yet, but press on the gas, you're going to
hold it down and then let go of the brake.
Put your foot on the gas with it.
With it in park?
No, put your foot on the brake.
Is it fully on?
Put it in drive.
Yes.
Put your foot on the brake as far as you go down.
Keep it on there and then you're going to hold up the gas like holding it down and then you're going to let go of the brake.
Why are you trying to stop?
Do it.
Pull it, pull it.
Pull it.
Pull it.
Pull it.
Pull it.
Not pull it.
Here, you can do some different.
Hold both paddle shifters. You see it on the wheel. Yes push push them both in
So your car is gonna get lowered now
Okay, so it's it's a lot lower now
Okay now just don't let go of paddle shifters hold them down but give it some gas
Yeah, you can get up the rate, but hold the paddle systems. Do not let go of them. You're fine. You're holding both paddle systems. You already stopped.
I am. I am.
Hold both paddle systems.
They're both in. I could not clip them.
Now do it again.
I was literally holding them.
Okay, it's good now. Okay, now give it some gas. Just hold it down.
Give it gas. Go!
Hey, louder!
Oh, push it down!
Yes!
Oh, stop! Stop!
Stop? Stop? Is that bad?
You're gonna give it like a feather. Like, oof, oof, oof.
Oh, like like you know how to rev a car. It's not gonna move. It is gonna move a little it's gonna move like ever so slightly
Okay, you know how to rev a car. Yes, okay, so I'm gonna do that. Yes
There you go
Yeah, it's pretty loud.
Oh, fucking God.
Are you done now?
No, or what do you need to do to be fucking certified?
I don't know.
Do you want to get in the passenger seat?
Um...
You've got to get in the passenger seat.
Where?
I'm not.
You're not driving out of this, are you?
I feel like we could just do...
Bank.
Here?
You need a ride?
Just use a ride because I'm in the passenger seat.
Dog, you want to do...
You're not leaving out here, are you?
I'm not leaving out here.
I'm not leaving out here.
I need a ride.
Do you need a ride?
Yo this car is loud. I forgot how fucking loud this car is. I haven't driven it in like three weeks.
Yo dumbass! Open the door!
You need me to unlock it?
Yes!
No I actually don't fucking...
If you need a ride it's fine, you can get in I guess.
I couldn't afford fucking handles.
Hold on, I'll take the magnet off.
I'm sorry but I'm...
What are you editing?
Shut your b***h up!
Hold on.
But at least he's stable.
Alright.
Go ahead.
Put my seatbelt on.
And this is what happens when you're bad at Fortnite.
You lose beds.
Shut up.
Put your f**king seatbelt on.
Come on.
F**k.
Alright.
Oh.
I'm scared.
Is this as loud as this thing goes?
I love my Audi the 7.
Oh, this is so much fun.
Oh yeah, wait, don't give it some gas when you do a full turn.
That's how you fucking spin out.
I did do a full turn? You don't ask me.
Those are big tires. Don't worry.
Oh, this is so much fun.
Okay, what am I supposed to do?
You don't want me to leave the parking lot.
I'm constrained to the fucking parking lot.
Look, where am I supposed to go?
Oh, wow, let's do fucking...
How do I lower this fucking light?
Don't worry
Hey
I'm getting scared of the box. I'm getting scared of this rock. Are you sure?
Yes, holy cinema, this is nice. Hi you're fucking
Okay, so maybe next time we can do okay next time you can teach me more of the person will drive it on the highway
Personally
Your fucking back way
It's a helicopter. That's fucking right.
Wait! Come on!
Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave!
I'm kidding, I'm fucking... Come on!
I let you do this, you're it.
I think you've heard it. I don't think you've realized how fucking loud this car is.
Oh like what I was doing it wasn't loud enough.
Oh I turned on the IZO.
Oh fuck.
Fuck my life.
Oh my god.
I'm sorry but I was a little bit like no.
All right listen.
Is that fair or no?
You drove it.
Yeah is that fair?
I don't know where you want to drive it.
You're going to end up fucking...
One day?
Do you know how to use paddle shifters?
Um...
No.
Holy fucking...
I tried to say no.
I'm all saying no it's not fair.
El Scammer.
Can you raise the car? Raise the car, Ron! Raise the car!
It is. You should have got a golfing angle.
Holy fuck, I could not get on the label.
I guess I gotta go left or to go right.
Oh you got to keep this.
ME!
By who?
I don't know.
Thank you.
Alright, you wanna drive it on the road?
Oh this road.
This is as easy as it gets.
Okay.
This is as easy as it fucking gets.
Okay.
It's raised.
There's not a lot of bumps.
Nope, we're gonna keep it.
Can you pay attention?
We're gonna keep it in automatic so you can push it.
Come on.
Okay.
Here, I'm just gonna set the camera here.
Hold on.
There's not a curb here, right?
Okay.
Yo, chaffee with the 50!
Can everyone say thank you?
Everyone say thank you, I just saw that.
Alright, have the seat up for you.
Oh!
Alright, hold on.
Alright.
No!
Why did you just put the foot on the gas?
I'm on the floor a little bit.
Can I not do that?
Isn't it important I not do that?
You didn't mean to do that.
I did mean to do that.
I didn't mean to do that.
I did mean to do that.
I literally did it.
Okay.
Okay.
When it's going in drive, you're going to roll back because we're on a steep hill and
the car is not going to break for you.
So I'm going to put it in drive.
Tell me when there's no cars to your left.
There's still a car.
Tell me when there's no.
Okay.
There's none now.
Okay.
You are in drive.
Go ahead.
I have my foot on the brake.
There's cars coming away.
I just don't want to run.
You are going to sue me.
Okay.
Okay.
You're just going to go forward.
I'll tell you when to pull over you got this
I didn't do anything. I just slowed down. Is that bad?
Nope.
Hi!
What?
I only want you to rev it.
Oh! Oh! Hold on, can I...
Is that good? Thanks, thanks!
Is that good without that rev?
Huh?
It's like a two-cylinder, you know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah.
I got a two cylinder.
Give it some gas now.
Give it some gas.
Come on.
Give it some gas.
I am.
Run.
If I cross the course, I'm done so scared.
What was that, I got an achievement?
That's fucking.
No, you can't see that.
You're gonna do an illegal U-turn.
No, I'm not.
Just pull over and wait for me to do a little U-turn.
I'm not going to do it.
Just do a little U-turn then.
Whenever there's no cars, just take a U-turn.
I thought I could jump, it's a scare.
No, just do a...
Run, run. I can't do that.
Just do a fucking...
Huh?
Stop over now!
No, you're going to twitch! I think he's less sit-on!
I'll go drive, drive.
Sit-on, sit-on, you need to...
Sit-on, you got to do a...
Sit-on, get in the left lane now!
Just get in the left lane!
And then do it now!
Did you fucking do a circle?
I'm doing what I'm doing!
There you go!
There it is!
There we go!
Now just go back straight!
This is nice!
This is great!
What is that noise?
What did you just do?
Fine!
That's me!
Hi!
What's up guys?
I'm just watching you.
Hey, hey!
I'm not gonna see you anymore!
Macklemore!
I see the sign put in manual, so now you're at the shift.
Can you go back on the hardship?
Wait, what the fuck?
I said right, right?
Wait, how do I...
What?
Is that what I do in my Audi?
You can use the paddle shifters too, but like here right get off of it, okay, give no drive
So you're talking green light, but like don't shift until I get super loud
But give it some gas or gas
Push some gas
GAS IT!
I'm waiting for gas!
Gas it!
That shift, that shift!
Jesus fucking Christ!
Pull over!
I just farted.
Careful, careful, careful!
Wait for it, wait for it.
Can I pull it on this?
Yes!
Hello!
Alright.
Alright, nice seeing you guys.
That's how you get them all.
Okay, okay.
All right, now we're done.
Okay, here we go.
You fucking drove.
It's a pork!
That was good, right?
Run!
Yeah, that's all right.
That was awesome!
Okay, was that fair?
I mean, yeah, you fucking drove it on the real road.
Oh my God, this drives like a madder, Daddy.
Are you serious?
So now it's like it's every time.
No, that's weird.
Okay, I get it.
That's weird now.
Now it's weird.
I'm wrong.
I'm sorry.
That was my father.
Okay, okay.
Just set it right here.
When did you open your door?
I'm not going to open it when the car...
Open it. Hold on, Jeff, hold on.
Oh, my God.
I know, I know.
I'm waiting for the car.
I'm waiting for the car.
There's another car.
There's another car.
I'm just going to wait.
Oi!
Get a hold of it.
Yes, sir.
Get back.
Don't do the stuff that gives any damage.
Pretty good so far, I'm a lot better.
Better than silk.
Well, he's out 25k and you can't say I'm hot.
Is this fair?
Why?
Bro, you didn't put some gas. I gave you the opportunity.
You know how many people in this town
I love to just give this part some gas?
You're on, but I'm not paying $40,000 for the water.
You're on, just let it go.
That's crazy how loud it gets when you're not even going that fast.
I think it's so loud.
So like you can downshift
Like a lot of people don't like to do it because like
Not even though like you could say oh you ruin your car. Don't red line it. I'm gonna fucking Porsche
Okay, or shall I
9-11-92 GT 30 RS you can do whatever you want in this car. It's gonna be fine
So like I like to double-down shift or not like some like
No, I like it makes a nice sound sometimes I like to do
Oh look look look look
So there's a tunnel
So it gets super loud
Oh my god
So loud
Oh my god and it's full
Come on
Oh god
That is so good
Those are my ears I'm not gonna lie
I think it's kind of fucking ridiculous
I forgot how fucking fun this is
Fun this is to drive. Hold on. Hey Bob. Are you in the job right now? Let's go for a drive to the beach tonight. Come on
Sure I
Fucking love this car. Wow. I actually I swear to God. I haven't this is the first time I've driven the car in like three weeks four weeks
This is amazing
Like I think one of one of the best cars that ever this car is so easy to drive by it's kind of scary
Like it feels scary. Oh, no, no, no. I'm on fresh tires right now
So it's like if you know you know, I mean, it's pretty simple fresh tires
I mean this car is made to like take corners like it's not a fast car
But like if we took corners like it's fucking fast like it's pretty good aerodynamics
But now with you because you weigh the
Listen
It's a fucking cheeseburgers
I hit a lot, don't be me.
You hit okay up the hill, was that too far?
Yeah, I'm sorry.
We are besties now, I forgot, so I won't touch.
But this car is like so aerodynamic that like,
if we did turns, if we did whatever,
it just sticks to the fucking ground.
Like I'm talking like I drive at our house,
those corners at 90 miles per hour, it's fine.
It's fine, right?
Oh look, my girlfriend texted me.
He told her it's a high.
She said, attachment, let's go.
Aw, he was crazy. I love my girlfriend.
She's very sweet.
I want to have children with her now.
I saw a f***ing...
Why did you say these things?
I didn't know these things in your relationship.
Every time you're around, you won't know what's going on.
Yes!
Do you see I want to have children?
No, I'm ready.
So you're... okay.
So you're going to go back to the bus stop right now.
You want to have a kid?
I'm ready for it.
I think the world needs another stable or an hour.
I don't think I think the world I think the world does not need another stable running around
I don't need to imagine that, I think I'm so good
I'll be fucking far
I'm so good that sounds like just not fun
That sounds fucking amazing
I'm about 50 gifted right now, Chad, if the world needs another stable
I don't think I think nobody's stronger
Why are they saying
top launches
What?
What does launching it mean?
Oh, launching
What does that mean?
We get to the curb though.
Where's Lodge Amy?
She's right behind us.
She's still up.
Wow.
Oh fuck, I can't.
Why can't I launch it?
Oh, that's why.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
You're going to be crazy!
I didn't even go over 65 miles per hour!
No job, I'm not liking Dennis did not go over!
What?
Yeah, that was fucking perfect!
Look, I told you, it's just, you go to speaker, man, it's just, you know...
Okay, now you always, now you always just feel it?
Yeah, that's the worst.
I don't know, was it Mexico? That's wrong, see it?
Okay, you, Dennis, think over the phone.
Okay, I'm going to call you.
I'm going to call you.
Okay, I'm going to call you.
I'm going to call you.
Okay, you dare to think over it? That was crazy!
I know. Shout out to Twitch, by the way, for the terms and service.
We actually love Twitch. Thank you, Twitch.
Guys, I may... I... I don't want to be the god of sin.
I own this street.
So this is all private property that we're on right now.
I didn't want to show on-street.
You own this street. They let's tableware all the way.
Well, this is the kind of thing.
Well, this isn't the kind of thing.
The only thing you own is maybe if you burger joint suede and look at it.
That's about it.
Maybe you own a chip.
How about that?
Instead of wearing it on the street, maybe you own a chip.
What about that?
Have you ever thought of shutting the fuck up for five minutes?
I'm really considering that much, don't worry.
Really?
Father, mind's fried.
Oh my god, bro, if I can't get out of my best friend's...
Why do you think you're saying that shit?
It's like, uh...
It's like my best friend's, oh my god.
Every time I hang out, he's like, hanging out with my best friend.
Fuck off.
It's the last time we're hanging out, probably for the least.
No, bro.
We're gonna hang out all the time.
We could enter, you know, J-Single left Shark Mode,
but we could enter Shark Mode.
You know what Shark Mode is?
No, we're Shark Mode.
Uh, we could put it in track,
then we could put it in manual,
I'll give you a couple dachshunds and then you'll swim around in the cars.
I don't want to do that.
I'm not going to do that when you put your stuff in the car.
I would get so scared, please.
Yes, that's for your safety.
You would never do that, obviously.
I don't do that. That's illegal. It's bad.
When I'm with my significant others, whether it's my girlfriend, whether it's my friends,
I would never put them or anyone I know in danger.
And you would never put your best friend in danger.
You're right. I would never put burger in danger. I would never.
So, hold on.
Okay, but then do you mind to say I'm also sitting up because I'm also your friend. It's like best friends.
I would never put my other best friend in danger either, my girlfriend.
Well that also is, that's a great best friend to compare. Okay, I can be like a third best friend.
I would never get my third best friend in danger, Lace.
Oh, okay. Can we go to the fourth best friend?
I think you're never talking about my fourth best friend, Jason.
That's, I feel like you're still missing. I'm not derogated.
Lacey?
You've got a lot of weird, a lot of best friends. This is a really long list. I've got stuff somewhere.
Yeah.
Marlon.
Max.
Oh, you're still going.
I think we're missing someone.
Rage.
There's a big list.
Big list.
A lot of people have actually, right, missed it.
Uh-huh.
Big list.
Fred Salbovino from high school.
Uh, Ben Brezzo from high school.
Oh, okay.
Maybe Andrew Watchtower from high school.
My mom's up there.
She's probably up on that list.
Yeah.
And then there's like, there's like, ooh.
My one favorite streamer too.
Uh-huh.
Excuse me.
Okay.
Great dude.
Uh-huh.
There's a lot.
There's missing one girl streamer.
Oh my god! There's one!
Okay, cutie Cinderella.
I don't even think about Grey. Would he hang out with you?
Not Grey. It's literally message me saying,
you're not that weird, it's message to tell me.
That's compliment.
Yeah, nobody would ever say this to you.
We're very, very, very, very...
I think you're missing another girl streamer.
It's probably like another one that you're missing.
No, not her.
Okay.
There's there's a probably another girl streamer. I'm a really one of she probably fucks my streams
I'm a roof here the chat drop ahead
She's a Corvette no
I mean the cool if you put a heart before it
And it was the top water one.
It was pretty nice.
I thought my Audi was cool when I got it.
I mean, yeah, for, like, you know, Italy to the other.
What about, OK, what about, uh, Lexus?
Let's go.
Ooh, LFA?
No, what about the LC500?
It's not too many cars.
It's not a bad car.
Not a bad show?
It's not a bad show.
I actually really wanted that car.
That car's pretty nice.
That's an Asian man car, though.
Oh, an Asian man.
I'm pretty Asian.
I could see, like, I'm from Japanese.
I can see like Jason's like rich grandmother driving that.
Okay.
Okay, so that's rich.
So that's rich.
You can bring my car.
Yeah, I mean...
So what would be like a cool car?
Because they call my car a cool car.
Oh, I feel like you could get...
Can you set it free as I'm from myself right now?
No, no, no, no.
Okay, cool.
Oh.
I see a NSTFU.
See a...
Can you shut the fuck up?
Five fucking seconds.
Jesus.
I'm sorry, but I would say five more minutes. You know, what's insane?
All jokes aside, you can actually hear this car
You can actually hear this car from miles away. I'm never saw this. Oh my god
I keep on money because it's like I'm so indecisive with cars. I fucking get rid of my cars all the time
Okay, so if I asked you to tell me what's a good car to get would you actually tell me one and don't
Are you ready?
What are you interested in? A fast car?
Yeah, I want a fast car
Because I thought the Lexus was nice, I really like the Lexus
A fast car?
You want a sporty car?
I used to want a 300Z
That's cool
Really?
Yes
Do you want a fast car that's a two seater or a four seater?
Hmm, I guess a two seater, huh?
Okay, expensive, non-expensive
What's your budget?
How expensive are we talking about?
Like 250 grand, 100 grand, 60 grand?
Are you making like, are you trying to spend some money?
Haha, yeah!
I guess I should treat myself, you know what I mean?
Get yourself a Turbo S.
Turbo, Turbo S.
It's fast when it wants to be fast, it's calm when it wants to be calm.
It's fucking a sexy looking car.
It's pretty nice.
That's a nice car.
Question.
Yes.
Is that like a Porsche?
Yes.
Okay.
Of course fast, of course sexy.
They are saying, parents, that's not a bad show.
And it's very, it's expensive.
I mean, you could be like a used one.
I would get a used one.
Yeah.
What? There's another one I'm buying a used one.
Oh, no, no, I would get a used car hat.
My ears is a used car.
I don't think there's any wrong used car hat.
You should always let me teach you a trick.
I left this the hard way
from someone who bought brand new cars.
You should always buy used cars
because they lose value off the lot.
How are you made of?
Everybody knows that.
Not a lot of people do.
The first thing they teach you is buying cars.
That's why you don't buy brand new cars.
Even if it has like a thousand miles,
by the way brand new still that shit I'm gonna say to be fair I knew that though
and I bought a car yeah I bought this car too yeah you want to see some cool
sure is this the launching important no I'm gonna it's in the house you talk
about buying cars.
Can I tell you something?
Sure.
You see online all these influencers be buying cars,
right?
Yes.
They always say, oh, I bought this car,
and then they're like three months later, it disappears.
OK.
You know these influencers who buy these crazy million dollar
cars, and then they're just like, oh, I don't want to.
Oh, you don't understand?
They're like, look at my brand new.
They be lying.
They're lying, because you know.
Oh, they don't actually buy.
Uh-oh, it's OK.
They don't actually buy their cars.
So I'm going to show you something inside.
It's pretty cool, actually.
I'm going to frame it.
I'll show you, not that I don't know what you're talking about.
Wait, so you can like, make a firework today?
Like, at least, though?
At least it was fine.
You want it, didn't it?
But they like, pretend they bought it,
and then you never see the car again.
Yeah, but I'll show you something.
One second.
See you in a second.
I'm sorry, but I don't know what you're talking about.
Watch this.
It's about it.
It's before disgusting to walk alongside this car.
Yes.
That is great.
There you go.
Right, come on, go ahead.
We did it!
We fuckin' did it. I don't wanna...
Hold on.
Chat waits.
Fuck!
Is that your car too? Next to us?
Uh, service. Guys, I'm not talking about anyone I'm friends with.
Hold on.
I'm talking about online influencers.
Thank you.
So you have to get rid of these things.
Uh, what?
Is there any dents?
You're actually perfect.
You did perfect.
Really?
Nice job, you.
So you gonna let me drive it again?
Hold on!
No, you didn't know.
Look!
That's pretty good, Chad.
Here's no dents, right?
There's, there's, there's.
I'm such a good friend I low key might do this just for Lacey look he has a flat tire right now
look it's fucking flat as shit I'm about to get a tow for him I'm gonna pay for I'm a low key get
a tire fix I love you're a hero yeah cuz it's not gonna it's like car needs upgraded and my best
and I would love for you to do that.
Rosie!
It's so weird.
You're not here, are you?
Where is he?
Yeah, no, you get to be on camera.
No, you get...
You get to be on camera, and I won't.
Ross?
You're locked in, girl.
You got something to do.
What's up, Jinxie?
Ronda Dangle.
What?
Ronda Dangle.
Wait, is it afts?
Are we good?
No, no, no, it's good.
Is it?
Hi, Jinxie!
Ross?
Yo, are they fucking like,
what are they doing up there?
I think they're smoking.
Yo!
What's up, Joe?
We were just making out.
Oh, that's casual shit, you know what I'm saying?
That's just...
Yeah, it is getting more and more.
Alright, we drove.
She survived somehow.
I drove it pretty good.
I got the driver on the main road.
I got the driver on the main road.
Oh, were you stressed the whole time?
I was watching.
Were you stressed?
I was thinking that you were just going to fucking...
You guys done?
No, they went to Air One.
Stop saying that shit!
Hey, are you going in?
No, I'm going to show you!
Look!
Oh, son!
Sina, no troll staring here.
It's a ritual we do always when we get in my room.
You gotta...
Why are there gnats everywhere here?
No, explain to me!
No, this is just the outside.
But there's so many gnats!
Yeah, I know, it's because nobody wants to...
Why do you quarter?
There's a lot of trash in there. It's fine though. There's nothing in my room.
Okay you might smell it.
Oh my god! Oh my god!
The laying eggs and shit in there.
Yeah we're gonna have to throw that away.
Why do you so many guys?
Yeah, people are gonna start cleaning all the food.
Oh look at that fucking plastic container.
There! No! No! No!
Why do you keep all the food?
It's me and Lacey's trash.
So, all right, come here, it's okay.
It's a ritual we do whenever we get my Lacey.
Come here.
I don't feel, okay.
Shut up.
I'm not gonna touch you.
It's all right, really.
Okay, this is a little, Lacey.
Don't look at me.
Are you set?
Hold this, don't look at it.
You're not supposed to look at it.
Hold it, and then hold it.
I promise.
It feels like a fart, dude.
Just hold it, we're going in.
Hold it, and then put your thumbs up and smile.
No?
I'm sorry.
Just hold it, and then come up, yeah.
And then smile.
Yes.
Yes, good.
All right.
I was going to talk.
Okay.
I can't believe that.
That's super disgusting.
What?
What is it?
Oh, well...
What the fuck?
There you go.
What is it?
Yeah, that's...
The grime here.
What is that?
Certificate of Alticity.
For autistic people.
Oh, you do have a lot of those, I heard.
Go ahead, read that for me.
I'm not afraid of that bad boy.
Well, it's actually...
I'm not gonna lie this is good. Well Fargo bank transaction. Did you print this yourself? They gave me it when I bought my car. It feels like the computer paper.
Nope, they gave me that when I bought my car. But it feels like computer paper. You don't have the computer paper like you've told me. Go ahead and read it. I didn't hear the whole thing.
It's a little bit blurry. No, go ahead and read it. Read the whole thing for me. Um, total amount of checks.
Yeah, I'll read it for you. Go ahead. You got that you got that
by my cars
400,000 889 dollars
I'm gonna frame that bad boy. And this is also the bill of sale right here
That's happens when you are stupid with your money you buy shit. Um, but yeah, this is my room. I think you've seen it
I've never been in here before. Um, I don't know
Oh, wait, this is, that's tough.
So yeah, a little break down here.
PL Box, my PL people, exhibition work PL,
they give me this, this is some stuff they've given me,
they've given me both the swords, monkey bomb, Milena,
I don't know if you've ever beat Milena, have you?
I have, I really did.
You should see the Loppa.
Shut the fuck up, you're trash.
Okay, did you beat Milena with summons?
No, I did not use summons, no I didn't.
Did you use summons by the way?
Did you use solo?
Yes.
You beat Milena, how many hours?
Took me like literally two days, that sure was hard.
week, 17 hours.
By the way, he could only do it with summons.
Are you dead at night?
No.
Get on the game.
No, it's slick.
That's fucked up.
It's okay.
I'm dead at night.
You have to play the game again.
That's what I'm saying, bro.
Hey, you know what I'm saying?
You beat it with summons?
Do you remember?
That's why.
That's why.
You know, Dancing Lion and GOC.
That's actually why.
I did.
He beat Dancing Lion with summons.
He couldn't beat it so well.
Well, GOC was looking easy.
He couldn't beat.
That's up to you.
So where on your life you didn't use summons?
Everyone knows.
Everyone knows if you use summons, you have to redo it.
I think we're done with that song.
Shut the fuck up, bro.
I'm sorry.
There's pants in the room.
I was trying to put on an outfit earlier.
Why are you using casual shit?
And I'm going to fuck ass dress still.
These are also Tim's?
You know what I'm saying?
You're not.
You're not.
I'm just fucking you.
You're dead as a girl.
I'm just kidding.
They're the ones who talk to me.
I don't know if you see the front.
You see the front right there?
You know what?
Yeah.
Thank you.
At least he's paid.
I'm so glad they said that.
First for my girlfriend?
First for my girlfriend?
for when we go to Kanye's concert this Friday.
You going?
I'm telling ya.
Dude, I got an actually too.
Hey, really?
Yeah, I'm not allowed out here.
There's some gnats in here.
Yeah, yeah, because why do you think
there's a gnat investment outside of you?
So, have you ever hit a mill on YouTube?
Let me ask you, have you ever hit a mill
without YouTube shorts?
Have you done it in 33 videos?
This right here is the second original YouTube black.
I'm not even in years training on Fortnite
and just losing me and fucking Chris next door.
I'd kill myself if I was you.
Imagine going to the gym every single day and remaining the same weight really because I've actually lost a lot of weight
Well, you're fat
Look at your fat ass, where's your six-pack?
It's right here
Oh, that's what the clip again. Oh, my name is Sam Oraneda mark my words in two months
I'm gonna have a six-pack. I don't know. I don't want to smell it. Please. I don't want to smell it
Smell it. I really can't smell anything. I can't smell it. Smell it
Actually, that smells like getting railed by Radon at the castle
This is the gift that I got when I beat Radon for my peel box.
What else did we got? What else did we got?
It's a great smell, I can't believe it.
Here's a picture of me on my desk.
Oh, that's so cute.
They gave me this.
Glenciaga, you see, it says Glenciaga.
Is he called a cringe?
Yes, cringe as shit.
He just mad because he got his girl taken.
No, stop.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Was it Dylan?
Dylan?
I don't want to hear it.
I don't want to hear it.
I don't want to hear it.
here for you Dylan. These are from Redacted. First sub-a-thon. Look at all these awards I won.
All these awards. First sub-a-thon I won. Why are they Ron? What happened to the second sub-a-thon?
Did you win anything? Come over here. I actually did win. Come over here.
I should get our in the best guest award in the world. It's a little dirty here.
Look at all these awards too. Right. From the second one. Are these the ones you
used it yourself? Oh no. Why is there one coming out of the awards?
There was a lot of me. Why did you? Okay. I didn't mean to do that.
Um, this? Get a load of this.
You want me to try it out?
I let it speak for itself.
I am concerned about it.
I let it speak for itself.
I don't? I don't know.
I let it speak for itself.
What have you done on my couch?
Oh, I'll probably have sex with my girlfriend,
but that's the size of one.
Just don't.
Just try sitting.
You just ask the question.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Just try sitting.
Just, thank you.
Just try sitting.
Let me know how that feels.
No, in the middle.
No, in the middle.
Watch.
Be careful.
Yeah, it's great.
You, ah.
$12,000 couch.
You'd actually have sex with people.
No, I didn't.
There's right now.
It's scary.
It's scary.
This is a $10,000 couch.
It's actually a great couch.
Very nice couch.
Um, what else do I got?
Oh, this thing might as well have 30 kids.
A 30,000 couch?
This is a real machete.
Oh, I have a real machete too.
So that will kill you.
I have a real machete.
You're not special.
I own two of them actually.
Okay.
So here is a pink airsoft gun. So there's a fun fact about this. Sometimes it's... did any come out?
I fucking don't know.
So that's what I'm saying. So sometimes the bullet shoots out of this. Sometimes it doesn't.
There was one time where I aimed at the camera, shot at it. I shot at it 50 times.
By it, you mean late?
Yeah. So I shot at it.
So it was only like five minutes of just nothing and then you did it again?
And then I almost shot it and oh god, something came out.
Nothing. So sometimes the bullet comes out.
Okay, you don't want to have a bruising in your mouth.
No!
I'm an immigrant! Immigrant!
Oh, see? Yeah, you can't shoot an immigrant.
That's not a problem.
I'm an immigrant.
That's not a crazy, I'm not a lie. You can't shoot an immigrant.
Look at this gift that I got from IPO box! Shut up!
Oh my God.
But at least he's cropped.
I like that.
Wait, the last of the greatest gifts I've ever seen.
Who sent that to you?
I'm never getting rid of this. They really did get me this. I don't know. So I got me it.
That might be the greatest gift I've ever...
But at least he's a minor.
I don't know who...
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying? 8 is just a number earlier. That was something wrong with saying.
It was weird.
Oh, fuck.
It's in a smart shit.
Did you shit yourself?
I don't like to read.
This is my alomad. I do stretches every morning.
I started doing yoga in my room.
What else do we got here?
Is that all your money?
Oh my stripper money
So someone sent me a thousand dollars
So I got sent this in PL a thousand dollars I use 500 of it shadow the guy who sent me I swear
I got someone 75,000. I
Swear, I'm not kidding. I use 500
I tinted my ears and then I also got a fake smog test on my Porsche to get it authenticated in California with an exhaust
Did you show yourself
I don't know what's going on here.
I need to get a new best friend.
I need to get a new best friend.
Don't get the point. He's getting a puppy.
Why, no, I don't want to...
I don't want to be your...
It's me!
Haha, we're doing a roll of hats!
Oh, you should suck a fat bitch!
Yo! Come on man, chill out!
Are you serious?
Shut up, Tubby.
All right, um, look at this, look at this, see this?
I have one of those.
Mine actually likes how it's charged.
Oh, it's awkward.
That's that, kinda, that's kinda really it.
And then I have, you know.
And you have one miscellaneous plant of it?
That's actually for my girlfriend.
Uh, her grandma passed away and she loved lemon trees, so I bought her a lemon tree.
Say something.
Big head.
Oh, that's cool.
That's a little big.
It's a really small fucking lemon tree that they should have grown.
Yeah, it's gonna grow one day.
But at least she's resting.
No, you can't.
She's resting.
She's a great person.
She's lovely.
I love her.
Shut up, Boba.
W-Boba in the chat.
Is Boba resting?
No, what was he talking about?
my closet you know pretty simple and that's kind of it
who the fuck throw away my protein pretzels
what's this crap loose out of the garbage
I'm the trash
you're certainly not everywhere we're so fucking gross
I'm not saying this is my P.L. also
why is there a trap next to your bed
because I had to throw away the protein pretzels
Bobo's mad at me
oh those are protein pretzels
can I see the mattress
5,000 calories 60 grams of protein and 12,000 grams of sodium
Can you open the door?
Oh, no the cameras picking the camera is definitely
They're gonna fucking take over the laces room or something
I mean the brothers me and Lacey's food I can't
Look at the hands of Lacey's door
Oh my god, alright maybe I can do that
Let me check Lacey's room, is there anything in here?
I got it
You know I know how to fix it
Let's roll
I just gotta throw this away
No, this way, but I gotta open up a window.
Oh, that's the resolution.
Okay, let us go.
I'm gonna have to put it in front of you.
No, oh wait, you're right.
Wait, no, that's fine.
The more natural it's gonna come in because it's cold.
Wait, wait, shut the fuck up.
Is that a mold on the windows?
No, that was from Christmas, a phase mist.
The windows are just frozen for this winter.
You want a caprice, son?
Yes, please.
I'll love one.
Wait.
All right, drunken, son.
Please.
That's kinda really it.
I'm not a liar, this is great for people.
Respect the patch!
Haha!
You know what I mean?
Am I too old nowadays?
No, I know this much from college.
Well, no, it's just like it didn't.
Well, how old are you?
You know how old I am!
You do this every time!
You know how old I am. You do this every time.
I actually don't know how old you are.
You do this every time. You know how old I am. You do this every time.
Every time I see you go,
wait, how old are you? And then you say, start a family.
Go ahead. Do you understand?
Sina H.
Sina H.
I can't wait to just cut to you. I can't wait to just cut to you.
Don't say whoa. Why the fuck did you say whoa?
Wait, whoa.
Go ahead. Don't say whoa.
Whoa, I did not know that old.
Twenty-nine.
I SWEAR TO THE GOD!
Oh my god!
I don't even know that's that!
Was that what you meant when you see the scale?
Oh my god!
I have a scale downstairs.
Actually, I have a kayak.
Can I go test the kayak?
It only holds 150 pounds.
I almost did that kayak.
You cannot sit in that kayak.
I couldn't.
I felt it.
I tested it.
I could sit in it.
I could sit in it.
Are you sure?
Is it a good kayak?
Are you sure it's a hundred million pounds?
Why are you doing that thing?
I swear to god.
Ladies, why are you doing that thing?
Cause it's just like, it would just be fine if you were just kayaking, I just want to say that.
So you don't believe it?
When is she going to work?
Honestly?
How is there another way?
Oh this is fine.
I really want you to have this.
That ass, you've been friends for a long time.
I really think you should have this.
It's something that I could give you.
Take a painting for your room.
Oh cause I need to tell you we're best friends.
You know what, here I'll let the camera see.
Is it just something exactly like I would love?
This is beautiful, right?
I don't want that.
Is this something that I would love?
Yeah, look at that.
Did it make you think of me?
Yes.
Okay.
Because we're besties, right?
Yes, of course.
Enjoy.
Isn't it beautiful?
Isn't it beautiful?
It's Marlon on a fucking Titan.
It's a nice metric.
Look at this guy.
He's a fucking warrior.
He's a knight.
It's what kind of Marlon is.
Why do you have this?
Or is this Marlon?
At least his handsome.
At least he's handsome.
He's sunny.
Is he strong?
Is there a Bible verse on his sword?
Why does he have a Bible verse on his sword?
Someone sent him that in P.L.
This is for you. You know, I'll put it back in for you.
You can have it later.
I can't raise.
This is a classic spot right here.
This is where Rekai goes on us.
You already know.
You're not in the ex-phase house.
But what are we calling nowadays?
Racists?
Yeah, you guys are calling racists.
I didn't hear that a lot.
I didn't hear homophobic,
but I would hear that one very lot, too.
A really lot of things.
Oh, there's more naps, do you want to keep them here?
Oh, no.
Oh, wrong, there's like a, oh my God.
There's a tub, and there's eggs in the tub.
That's what I'm saying.
There's not.
In there!
Well, God, wait a sec.
No, actually, I had 100% house in there.
You guys are fucking idiot, that's the right place.
Okay, look at this black and gray bag, though.
Look at the container in the back. Look how many are in there.
There's a million, and they're all like stuck.
They're saying it's rice also.
No, there's no way that's rice. That's all rice.
Pick it up then. It's rice.
That's Jason's.
I'm not touching the right.
Oh, oh, oh, oh my God.
You're acting!
Clean cleaners.
You need a fucking bi-laser, dude.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You guys want to try Lace's broccoli?
Dude, I'm not going to get out of here today.
Someone clean it!
Hey, someone clean it!
But at least it's stable.
So, at least it's probably clean.
This is Marlon's room. Marlon's room is pretty dirty.
Dan, the last time I was here, you guys were in the Faye's house.
Ah, the last time I was here, you were two years younger, at 27, and you were 150 pounds fucking heavier.
Wait, later.
That means I lost a lot of weight, thank you very much.
What about you, fat fuck?
I'm here.
It's the ground shaking, every time he steps in.
Oh, a beautiful kitchen.
It's so cute.
Oh my god.
While we're jumping, we're taking a picture of it.
Look at our beautiful kitchen.
Oh, is it like very funky?
Yeah.
Ooh.
Look how cute.
Dude.
There it goes.
Try a cookie.
No, no, no.
No, you gotta try a cookie.
No, no, no.
How long have those cookies been there?
Everything is leaving here for a minute.
I'm still good on that.
Look, it's squishy.
Look.
It's so good.
What happened to them? Why are there only clothes?
Because they were so good, we had to eat them all.
Let's try one.
What were these made?
Two days ago.
Were they even sent out for two days?
Who ate these?
Ah, Soki and Rades.
I mean Soki, we just made some cookies.
They were like, wow, no one's streaming today.
We might as well make some cookies.
So you, so let me take a picture.
So you guys were all offline.
You just saw them make some cookies.
Oh my god, yes.
I swear to God we made the monster in here, I swear to God we did it.
No!
Now you have to show them though.
What is it?
It's an edible...
You were going to give me an edible?
And that dough, the dough sat in the fridge for two weeks and then we made the cookies.
What does that mean?
The dough sat in the fridge for two weeks and then we made the cookies.
Does that mean it's like extra high?
Uh, extra fucking old.
Oh, so they were just super small?
I wouldn't have let you eat it.
Oh, you're a real fucking hero, thank you so much.
Um, I do have Brog's protein candy in the box.
I've eaten so much of this.
Wait, who's protein candy?
Brog, you don't want to disrespect Brog.
I would...
It's okay, we'll have that cleaned by a number.
Um...
Let's see here.
I think that's really... not much here.
Oh, yo, we could make a really good sandwich with this bread.
Oh my god, I...
So full though, because I ate so much in and out.
Are you sure you don't want the bread?
So, wow. I ate so much in and out.
I have never seen bread like this.
I wouldn't touch it either.
I'm surprised you have that based on the room.
I'm surprised you have it.
And that's migrated down here.
Mrs. G. Stibble is going to get paid a dollar for his...
Oh, well...
I'll get a text.
I'll get a text.
Okay, wait. Okay, can I say it? You're not here?
No. No, click me.
Wait, so have I said something?
Do y'all get in trouble?
I'm not around you.
Listen, Mario Kart's watching.
Listen, all right.
At least the roof is still wrapped for Christmas.
Yeah, at least the roof is still wrapped for Christmas.
Oh, that's, I love that.
It's awesome.
Oh my god, it actually is fully wrapped.
I thought it was wrapped.
No, because you mean Gil, we're
trying taking this down and look how it sticks
to the fucking roof.
Oh, man.
I have some questions.
It's not $2,000 in damage to Japanese wood.
It's really affordable.
Oh my god.
That's tape.
That's not tape.
No, it's not scraped off.
That's tape.
You can try to put it on.
Can I ask a question?
I need to ask it, I need to whisper to you and I need to say yes or no.
Or I'll text it to you.
And I need to say yes or no and I need to know this right now.
Yes, he is second.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
No.
Is it the first one or the second one?
Yes, I'm s- I still have a girlfriend.
No, that's not what I asked you!
You-
You're weird.
Are you fucking kidding me?
No, please, don't gas that.
That's not what I-
made some lines so I'm hoping we're good.
But if you guys, then it's the same?
Probably probably the worst, but I think they'll let us.
Can I ask you another question?
All I can say is actually good things right now.
I'm not kidding.
Phase has been doing nothing but good things for us right now.
We'll talk.
They're helping us with a lot of stuff.
No troll.
No camera shit.
They're being very helpful and I'm glad they are.
You know, they're great people now.
That's a good question.
So all these marks that are on them, what was that?
That's Japanese wood imported from Japan, $850,000.
And the marks of the wall, do they come with that?
Yes, I would say yes.
You really love talking, huh?
Sorry, I'm just so sorry.
Yes, so this wood is actually imported straight from Japan.
Uh-huh.
And it was in the Himalayan forest.
And I think each one is actually, none of this wood is cut, by the way.
This is actually a wood that grew like this.
And really?
So we're going to square it?
From Japan.
From Japan, really?
They're called square trees.
from 1932 I believe really had a huge supply from work right before the world
from where again by Japan Japanese is Japanese wood yes they're probably
they're called rectangle trees Japanese wood from where though by Japan what
year 1936 I think that's it 32 but it grows like this yes it wasn't cut no
it's about $900,000 per wood what kind of tree looks like this square trees
What do you even get a squattery from?
A jet pad.
Yeah.
They're really nice, actually.
I hate for those.
I think that's really it.
I don't really think we have much left.
Should I throw this up recent?
What are you doing?
There we go.
Okay.
If there ain't clean?
Yeah, no.
So this is my chrome hearts kayak.
Oh, this is the raft.
So you can kind of, uh, don't push it.
And your entire foot is fucking orange.
So who's going to tell me that there's holes in these shoes?
You can't see it, though.
You can't see it. It's got chrome on it. You see it?
Okay, but you can, oh, it is a chrome hard one.
Yes.
So you got in it and then it sank because it doesn't support.
Why is there a stop point sign? Is that the hundred and thousand?
Yes, it's the hundred and thousand.
Oh fuck we hear planes every day
No, it's great
Wait, it's my girl girlfriend under still
There's no chance, right?
Is there a fucking tadpole there wait boss
Magic leave
Hey, I got so big she got fed up in life. Yeah
It's funny.
It's really good, to be honest with you.
There's not much left in there.
I'm not going to have nothing here.
Isn't that kind of sad?
Yeah, very much so.
You guys used to play basketball here, remember?
And then the last time we were here, you guys were one of the house case I was DJing.
The playing folks?
That's what happens when...
I'm actually in a very good talk with Faze, and they're being very supportive, and
they're supporting everything I'm doing right now, and they're helping us smooth.
So I can't really say anything about it.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
good talk with FaZe and they're being very supportive and they're supporting everything
I'm doing right now and they're helping us smooth. So I can't say anything bad about them because there's nothing too bad about them.
That's good. Are they helping support the wood in there too if anything happens to them?
Yeah, they've been actually very helpful. Do they know what kind of wood it is?
Yeah, they're very nice about it and they work very nice back because they're supporting it.
So why should we not support people who support us?
Helping us a lot with some of the damage is from the floor, so it's nice.
That's so good, that's what they do.
Awesome.
Um, Wilson, um...
Can't remember how to say your name.
It won't count all the freckles on your face.
This is Maria, you soon know.
Well, I guess that's just the way things go.
I'm gonna put this ahead of there.
Okay, alright, now we can wait.
We found that.
Dap! Dap!
You know what I mean?
She said another word after I can't say who you can say it. What do you want me? So also? I'm your token black person
So now you want me to say yes, I don't know really not respond to that come on do it
We're gonna do it on command
All right, well at least he's stable. I'm going inside to end my stream. Are you ending your stream?
Oh, I lied holy fucking shit
That's pretty much the sound of the red car came from the fucking...
It's under that bottle.
All right.
We're looking for a solution for Michael Lai.
That boy's been drinking.
We gotta hit the fucking damn thing.
Put your bitch's ass off!
Why do I get such a systematic thing?
Hello?
It's all of it?
Yes.
Oh, oh my fucking...
Where did you work?
Anyone just see what I just...
Um, guys, that is the end.
Um, we did...
We streamed pretty long, didn't we stream like seven hours?
Nope, not a day.
Guys, we streamed like seven hours.
end we did we stream pretty long guys we stream like seven hours because I
streamed three and a half hours I stream like three and a half hours before
we ended to go to the AC goes there so yeah we did stream tomorrow we're live
We're doing a Valorant Tournament with Jinxie, but so tomorrow we're doing a Valorant Tournament. It should be really fun
So I'll probably be live
Pretty early
My guess actually not I probably arrived at the normal time like one o'clock
So expect the stream at 1 p.m. PST tomorrow first one there gets a fucking sub
You know, all you got to do is all you got to do is when the stream goes live say matter daddy
Thank you all for the subs today. Thank you to all the followers. Appreciate anyone who came in.
Yeah, we're live tomorrow. Next week we have an IRL stream with Rugplanned.
And then we also have the garage sale part two that I'm going to run.
And then in two weeks we're going to New Jersey to go do an IRL stream with Loose.
And then, yeah, we have the Sidemen charity match coming up.
and then I might go to Miami next month maybe to see XQC I got to call them after
stream um yeah so shout out to you guys uh
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