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04-04-2026 · 7h 07m
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What's up Keo, what's up Keo, what's up Jammer, what's up Rad?
What up Fatboy, what up Soy, what up Joy, what up Aynosir, what's good?
Good morning, Scorpi, good morning.
Aynosir was good, VIP was good, Cheeto was good, Recon was good,
Justin, Avogados, Mez was good, Daddy, be parents!
Tier 3 was tough.
What's the music? How long? Good morning.
What's the music? What's the music?
Good morning, everybody.
I have a fucking story time for you.
Yesterday might have been the greatest day of my life.
First and foremost, good morning to the stable community.
Can I get a good morning back to me?
It is currently 1pm.
Can I get a good morning or something?
Maybe just to show that you guys love me.
Good morning guys. I'll be honest with you. I'm sick as fuck. Can you tell yes or no?
Can you tell I look chopped today? I know I look chopped today and then I also sound kind of different
So I'm a little bit sick, but nonetheless stable Ronaldo is still live because I'm a W grinder
Can we get a W in the chat, bro?
Can we get a W in the chat bro bro did not meet Kanye get ready for this y'all ready for this y'all have a
Storytime right now or no
Y'all want the storytime right now
first and foremost
Yesterday I went to Kanye West, yay, whatever, you know what I'm saying, I call him yay, yay, shout out yay.
I went to his concert yesterday with Kimmy, Lays and Ray, first and foremost, greatest concert of my fucking life.
On God, on everything I love, that is the greatest concert of my life.
Shout out to the Stable community by the way for buying Ultra.
Wait, what why you put a question where I said Boba what that is the
Literally that is the greatest thing ever shout out to the stable community though. You guys paid for that by buying ultra
Kequah Kequah Kequah
But after but after is the crazy part
After the concert ends me and Jason and everyone we go home
I'm in bed. I get a text message from Griff. He's like y'all do good blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
All of a sudden me and Jason are at the after party where Ye is at and it's like very private. You know what I'm saying? Like the part where he's at.
at it was like family and friends and me and Jason get to go up to yay I kid you
not I kid you not I shook his hand I shook his I wouldn't even ever share this
bro I wouldn't even ever share this but this is the most legendary I'm talking
like I'm talking like this is the this is the craziest woman in my life I
I resold fucking Yeezys to make money at one point, bro.
I go up to Ye, I shake his hand.
I'm lying, Wallahi.
If I'm lying, I'm flying.
I wouldn't even joke about this.
I go up to him, I shake his hand, and I'm not gonna lie.
I said, ooh, okay, the chat, I'm gonna say I'm dick riding.
I said, Ye, bro, I said, your concert was amazing.
I'm like, you changed my whole life.
I'm like, Donda was an amazing album,
and Come to Life was one of my favorite songs ever.
I was like, that song saved my life, at one point.
Cause it's true, come to life is one of the greatest
yay songs ever.
He looks at me and he goes like this.
He's like, damn.
He's like, damn, I should have played that song, bro.
I should have played that song, huh?
He's like, I like that song.
I'm not lying, I swear.
You can me help me, you can send me.
I don't give a fuck.
I swear, I swear.
And I'm like, no, bro.
like you performed amazing songs blah blah blah I was like you killed it etc
and he was like he's like thank you thank you and then Jason my god Jason
sold my shit Jason's like yeah I love you bro blah blah blah and then Jason
goes yo can we get a photo real quick I said dude I said dude I was like bro
It is our first and then next thing, you know, they like oh we can at the end of the private show or whatever
But me and Jason it was like 3 a.m
We ended up going home like an hour and a half in bro because it was so long
But holy shit chat we met yesterday on God. I would not lie. I swear to God if I'm lying
I'm flying bro dead ass if I'm lying. I'm flying who knows what the future may hold bruh
Yo, he, yo, by the way, I don't know what it is with my Twitter, bro
Did you all see that fake screenshot they have of me, bro?
Bro, this shit is like actually cringe, bro
It's fear fuck dead ass
Stable or not speaks on the a bow. This is like, bro
So basically this is like a weird thing that's going on right now
Who remembers when I got Lacey got on my computer and tweeted this who remembers bro
Who remembers
Y'all remember this or no
Bro, do y'all remember Lacey Dennis went on my PC. He said all this shit this shit is wack as fuck
I don't stand for any of this this dude. Yay is a god, bro
I don't care you could question mark me dude. I saw him on top of the fucking globe. I said what the actual fuck
I was like this guy reminds me of fucking me man
He's sitting on top of the globe looking at 80,000 people people people. I was like, bro
There is nobody like this dude. I swear if I'm lying. I'm flying. I'll put on everything this dude
Yeah, he needs to do the Super Bowl that ass
That ass he needs to do the Super Bowl, bro. He needs to do the Super Bowl
Stop stop quoting my thoughts, bro. I messed up one time
Peter Piper picked up. Yo, shut up, bro
Holy shit. Yeah, I don't know who this guy is but apparently
Yay's manager. Is this a manager who the fuck is all girl
What up, bro? Why do you call him by the his dead name?
Yeah, he goes by yay
Dude, he goes by yay. You call him his slave name
I
Just didn't know how to respond this guy's talking about he called him a slave name. I'm like, bro
I'm not fucking I'm not slow. Did he get his clip though? He's a calm leader
Hey, bro, congratulations
I thought
What the fuck is up though? I don't know holy delayed audio on this clip, bro. You sold your clip
Oh, yeah, I did meet Aldo too. I don't know if you guys know Aldo shout out Aldo, bro
You actually got
You actually got hacked
Like how is this even fucking possible? How is this even fucking possible? Like I'm dead
serious like how the fuck is this even possible that you you found the exact show you're actually
a fucking burger bro and what happened late AI is actually so weird this dude this dude
fucking lacy dead ass where on my computer put on the AI green script yo
this is cringe no actual cringe facts or no facts or no generally serious this is
cringe holy AI fucking dork um all jokes aside do you guys like this new ultra
jacket where we might drop it it's like a cream color for all your cremers out
They're in the chat, bro dead ass
Yes, yeah, I don't know what the fuck fortnight's doing they fired
1,000 plus employees to add fucking tongue tongue tongue so whore to the item shop
Like what is this?
Like do I dead ass need to get on fortnight just to buy this fucking dog shit ask it
There's no way this is real right is it generally real like generally is it real?
I'll be honest with you. I didn't really watch the mr. Beast video because I don't really care
Did y'all want me to watch that video? It is fucking like an hour long
I don't know people want me to watch that video
I can if y'all want me to but I kind of saw some clips on Twitter
I don't know if there's any highlights that you guys want to send me. Maybe we could watch it
I'm lowkey down to you guys
Yeah, we go to yeah, that's what I thought. I was looking at some like you know
What are you talking about?
Jinxie captains today Joe Bart
Onay pixel
Ron what?
How be
How the fuck
Wait, wait, wait. Bro. Bro, how the fuck? There's, there's not even, ah, lacing. Yo,
what is this dude? Muscle memory. I'll be honest with you guys, I've never said the
end word in my life so I don't really know what muscle memory is but it seems to be
that I'm a fucking captain today for a Valorant tournament?
Or ironically do we win today? Yes or no?
Do we win today? Yes or no?
Like I don't know bro.
Lacey's a captain bro?
What is this?
Like I don't know.
You're the fard of Twitch.
Okay no troll.
I've gotten first-rounded like every single fucking tournament.
Is today the day where it changes or no?
Dead ass today is the day it changes.
Also, by the way, I just want to be honest.
I'm so sorry if I sound like sadge today or if I sound like, you know, not open to like, you know what I'm saying?
Like, I'm like very sick right now.
But I decided that I still want to stream because I love my community and I love you guys.
Dude, I've been eating so many fucking bananas really, but I can't even speak properly.
Am I actually getting a fucking stroke like bro? I've been seeing mad people tell me that like I have a potential to get a stroke
But don't keep scaring me
Love bananas bro dead ass love banana so fucking much bro. I'm dead ass. This shit is like
Banana is already greatest fucking like what is it like is it a fruit or is it a vegetable, bro?
What the fuck is, can't eat bananas no more bruh. What are y'all on bruh?
What? What though? What?
Oh my god. Our song.
I'm not kidding. I cried when he played Ghost Town. I dead ass cried. Did anyone go to night
One of this concert because let me tell you that shit probably wasn't as good as this
I'm dead-ass crime you can call me D1
You can call me D1 chat. It's fine. That's actually fine. I mean, I don't fucking care
All right, bro. What's your opinion on this?
Becoming a social media influence that holy train wreck fucking tweet
Why would people try when 2024 or 2026 recipe for success is as follows.
Viewbot blatantly rely on the fact that the world celebrates athletes and or groups of party women
don't understand viewbotting thus when you invite them to your stream they think they're joining
it on the next on the new generation's next big thing but in reality they're just being used
to legitimize the viewbotter's channel which in terms bring real traffic. The guests are
actually more of the attraction in the streamer at the start holy shit it sounds like a certain
someone use these collaborations or the other clavours to make the hyper inflated view count
appear to be justifying the average person's analytically ignorant mind pay for clippers
clippers rely on algorithms that spam posting that can make a five year stream look like
they're in the viral next bit I mean it sounds familiar combine the blatant viewbotting
the clipping and the collaboration some of the athletes party with me and there you
have it almost every single 30k viewer streamer in today's streaming world this is why
I tell you guys like streaming is always up and down facts or no like
Streaming is always up and down. There's gonna be some days where you have views that are high
Sometimes there's views that are low sometimes views that are extremely low and then when they're extremely hot
right
This is why I try to explain to you guys
Streaming is all a roller coaster. Yes. I'm stuttering bro. I'm sick right now
You have 4k viewers right now gangie. It's OV. Yeah, bro
But guess what if I have 4k viewers I have 4,000 people that sit here and watch me do nothing besides scroll on Twitter and sniff
My fucking nose, bro. You understand me. Listen
Numbers go up numbers go down, but the only thing is as long as you stay real, bro. Fuck it. Fuck a view count, bro
Make every view count
I
Literally literally
Literally fuck a fan contest no watch this app wait actually fuck that was this
You're in your going towards it agents giving me a call right now. Hey agent. How you doing bro? I'm working right now
Are you guys? Hey, thank you for the five gift at PO box when we were burnt out. What'd you say, baby?
I said, I said, would you say Asia?
I am very soon.
I just started right now.
Can you give me like 15 minutes?
I do want to warm up.
The tournament doesn't start until two.
No.
Yeah.
Oh, you were last minute.
Okay.
Now you are.
You are.
You are.
Wait.
Do you do you?
Good one. Luckily I'm going to take time. Nice try, champ.
What?
Chad, there's something weird going on on my YouTube. I keep getting ads for, like, a
certain country.
Ugh! What is this?
Jason the Wean eliminated in the final four. Mr. B's 50 shimmers are after a Kai
beat him in a basketball 1v1.
How the fuck do you lose to Rekai?
Barmy, Casper, Cento, and Benus.
Six-three!
If Rekai scores one more point, he'll move on,
and Jason will be eliminated.
Is Jason bad at basketball?
Motherfucker said spoilers.
Do you think I'm gonna sit here
and watch a one-hour Mr. Beast video?
Dear basketball.
Wow L rage celebrating that after your twin loss
What does that even mean a little confused listen, bro
Are we see I saw a tweet this morning that Rekhae was giggling had someone's dead dog
I was like what the fuck am I even like bro? What is going on on Twitter nowadays, bro? I'm dead ass
Did anyone see that brah, I don't know anyways, what is this?
like this is depressing bro like do you see my instagram for you page like
if she respond to this DM boy you fucked up she took your pictures off her
glam i'm a broke-up she love you bitch she block your body for the
dream missin you know what's up
if she respond it's fucking bad bro it's actually bad somebody saved marlon
fucking
Please stop making fucking edits of Marlon, but y'all boost this fucking dudes the ego. Holy shit
He's so chopped man. You got to start making edits of stable Ronaldo
What is this Ron even collaborating once during the seventh on but he didn't stop there
He kept talking for two to three more times Ron got annoyed. He said no hate to hate for him
He's dragging it. Oh that bomb dudes a fucking bomb and I think it's a little hate for me again
little weird I listen I thought he was a bum now I know he's a bum holy shit did
you see what did you see the thing he was like oh yeah no I admit it I hate
Farmer on I'm like yeah you admitted it bro like yeah of course you admitted it
can someone link me at linkers mods holy shit that guy's a fucking chopped
burger go ask people for likes you have no other talent bro
I don't know what the fuck this is.
I don't know what the fuck this is.
I don't know what the fuck this is.
I don't know what the fuck this is.
Fucking great ass concert, man.
Kanye, you, uh, yeah, excuse me.
You can fuck my ass. I'm dead ass, bro.
Yes, Jason did give me backshots because of the devil.
Um, yes.
Oh!
Excuse me!
I have this Twitter page blocked.
What is this?
Excuse me!
I
Before he left
He had something to say to the streamer
Nobody wants an amp! The music is trash!
Hey!
What the fuck?
Oh!
Nobody wants an amp!
And look! I'm the amp of yours!
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Yo!
Nobody wants an amp!
The music is trash!
Hey!
No!
Oh!
Nobody wants an amp!
And look! I'm the amp of yours!
Yo!
Yo, seriously Q?
Seriously?
Dude.
So bro, how many likes to do a sheen together?
No, I know but like to come on my stream like
A million a million likes will do it. All right, well, I love you so much. I'll see you almost there
Vonn you got my CT. You know, it's crazy when I called him out on this shit
He took a break for a while then he went right back to it
Almost there bro Chris next door calls that XQC for acting friendly and eating with him on the internet
He talks bad about amp is excuse you fake demon
Bro excuse me was talking crazy, bro. I mean like not that ass. I got past to this thing cuz like bro
nigga before this shit game I
So I was going to the bathroom. I saw ex-qc. So yeah, yo, what's up? How you doing like? Oh, what's up?
Walk past. I was like, yo, it's good. Like what's good?
Then nigga, you're no troll shit like I like actually see the man. He's got to get rid of this lesbian haircut
I'm better asked bro. Like what are you like it? Like I don't know what man. Like you're a billionaire like come on, man
Before this shit we ate lunch
We ate like once they had they get they had mr. Beast food. That's it was
But but a mr. Beast burger might be the worst shit. I've ever had I'm not even getting but the eight like I was turning that shit up
But Marlim sitting across from me a stable Renato, but excuse me with what I was
Sitting right next to me enjoying his lunch and my back easy like it was a seat open either
And like he sat next to me
He wasn't all night fuck a PC a fuck a P. Niggie
Dude, I wasn't even there dude
How nice you're showing at 3712 problem nice nice
W rug man?
What?
Uh, are we gonna?
Are we gonna stop off the uh?
Hey, shout out rug bro, that was a great stream.
I love rug bro.
She dead ass makes me happy bro.
Um, Ron bro, how do you get this fucking photo?
How do you even fucking get this?
Dead ass, how do you get this?
Arlen becomes one of the first rumors that after accidentally targeting someone in Mr.
B's challenge.
There's targeted people they thought were the biggest threat.
Alarren!
Flatback!
Flatback!
Defender Warham!
Did you just shoot yourself?
You shot yourself!
You're a hero, Molly!
You're him!
You're him!
I'm not kidding.
Why does Lacey Loki look like a lizard human?
Like, I don't know what it is.
He's a lizard.
He's a lizard.
He's a lizard.
He's a lizard.
He's a lizard.
He's a lizard.
He's a lizard.
what it is he low key gives me like lizard vibes like he's sent him by
like government or something like that he literally looks like a lizard
oh you're him they even started turning in order to decrease the likelihood Marlon
might be the biggest bot ever he dead ass wanted to get himself out so he can
fucking post those traps of him shirtless doing fucking push-ups in
front of fucking Bradley Martin's dim bra yeah Marlon bro you're a fucking
burger you're dead-ass a fucking burger bro
but of themselves
eliminated the five most target streamers finally revealed themselves
like how the fuck do you get out first
why was my streamer not there are you talking about me
they're not me
you five are now eliminated
I'm back
why the fuck is Dan Clancy here
The fuck is he doing?
How like bro, they really couldn't get a streamer, so they
You five are now eliminated
Geez Louise son
Make sure you tap. I tell you what I'm out
I'm not even kidding. I saw clav literally siege on my fucking for you page bro
Like it was bad bro, please don't leave this clav know that they're prank maxing
My bro, can we stop putting maxing after every single fucking sense? What's good at that? How we doing today?
it's good Friday did you know ban that guy talking about did I know it's Friday yeah yeah I knew
what
w youtuber uh
do a shout out to a youtuber of the
soy oil potato um last time I was streamed the other day he pulled me up on your stream
and he said to people go and go and disguise some love and that yeah and yeah my
twitch just went ballistic with like 500 people in it I couldn't even read the
chat it was going so quick I didn't believe it happened because I thought
someone had gone in there and just bugged my twitch out man spamming me
that so I'll say oh someone's being a dick but then no it turned out to be as an actual thing
and um shout out to him bruh. Jason Green beat Aisho speed in a push-up fade with ease
continuing his undefeated record.
Speed lost plenty of push-ups, he doesn't get no credit for this, also speed looks
better has more money and we'll beat Jason up no I'm not even kidding bro the
internet is that it's all time like interesting or you in this okay yeah
let me get right um max told me I was a judge and then I heard on this stream
that he said that I'm not a judge so I don't really know I don't really care if
he wants to put me I guess he doesn't have to I'm not gonna force him but like
I'm just a little confused I don't really want to make music bro I don't even have
FL studio installed anymore that shit's bug I also saw Max literally fucking
with ear buds in the Kanye cup what did you just leave me
Holy fuck, yeah bro, please get this out of my fucking face.
Uggh!
Bro, I'm not kidding, if I get first-rounded today for a Valorant tournament, I'm actually
gonna say something really fucking bad.
I'm deadass.
Thank you for the tier one sub, Ron's Rented 10k Couch.
I don't know why I fucking just read that, like, what is this?
This- Max, I'm not gonna lie bro, I'm your friend, I gotta call it- a real friend
is gonna call out someone who does something stupid.
This is the dumbest shit I've ever seen.
Like this is just like...
Like you're in GA with fucking earbuds?
He's protecting his ears.
brother he has earbuds on like bro like probably for hearing you know why do
y'all I wish y'all were this nice to me bro I'm dead-ass I dead-ass wish y'all
were this nice to me I did this shit y'all would call me like I wouldn't
even I don't even want to say it um bro I'm not even kidding we have the
greatest seats ever yesterday look at this shit look at this I mean people
gonna say these are mid-seats bro we literally could see everything I could
literally bro I could see yay look at me he was pointing to me at one point
bro I'm dead ass bro like you could dead ass see everything I'm dead ass bro you
can't look sideways me bro he was pointing to me I saw Travis Scott just
randomly start fucking floating to the top did anyone see the clip of him
calling out my name or he was like shout out stable Ronaldo
you watch Ben I love Ben I didn't meant to last video on Ben and did you hate
him
I'm just kidding I'm gonna get it wrong and who knows wait remember remember
when everyone was like oh I'm crazy for saying he hate for me bro this guy's a
fucking bot he has actual zero talent like I don't even hate on a lot of
people like this guy actually has zero talent his talent is literally stalking
people basically like manipulating them into streaming to make them feel bad
because he hit a light goal because little tiktards are fucking liking his
videos and he literally will just go on your stream and do absolutely like nothing
like bro like I don't know you know your name is
Juan del dingleberry saying Ron still press sob
There's no Twitter clip because this guy's e clickable bro like he has no talent
Yeah, you apologize, bro, you did not apologize you kept the fucking video up until I fucking expose you on stream
Shut the fuck up. It's a bot. Yes. I talk to minors all the time. So what an a-year-old I talk to them all day
Every day.
Bro, you're leaving me the faithful fucking sheriff?
Every day.
So what?
So back in the day of the 19-
Yo, what are you linking me, bro?
I swear, Twitch needs like a great recession.
Like, everything needs to get reset, man.
L.A. Knight just threw iShowSpeed through his setup.
Knux and all that.
I'm just gonna do your receipt for that.
Oh, what the-
I'm sick!
What the fuck is going on?
What the fuck's going on?
Bruh Chad, do I have permission to uh
To turn on my ac it's fucking hot as shit in here
What are you linking me? Thanks for wasting god is not re- all right, I'm trying out my fucking air conditioning
Yo Chad, is this gonna start on time? I feel like this isn't gonna start on time.
Probably not. Bro, it is hot as shit. What is this? D-Gloved? What is that? Is that
red puffer in fucking Minecraft? How is this even fucking possible? How is red
puffer in fucking Minecraft, bro? Chad, should we do episode two of the Minecraft
Let's Play?
I'm low-key down.
Low-key fucking down.
What is this?
HALENT!
HEY-EY-EY!
I can't be too fresh!
Hey, you're not!
You can't be too fine!
YOU'LL THINK I CAN HEAR IT!
I CAN HEAR IT!
WE'LL BE STARTING TO HIT IT.
I'm an audience and I say...
we'll be starting up the town!
Yeah, yeah.
Bro, yeah, it was texting me. He's a wrong. You see that shit and I was like, bro. Yeah, you are the greatest
Deadass man. He is the greatest shout out to the new ultra drop coming soon potentially, bro. I'm so sick right now
This is actually crazy. I'm still fucking doing this birth like who you know that goes to work every single day like me, man
Bro's looking up the lyrics. Oh, brother
Pre-list no warm up 500 calories of pretzels consumed first round loss and after loss two hour stream two day break after stream guys
I'm sorry. I'm not gonna bow. What do you want me to do? You're missing air one Korean beef rights and broccoli knee when he clicks the go live way
Too healthy. That's why I didn't add it
Holy fucking losers, bro. Like what are you even like commenting under this man like?
Holy shit, man. This isn't real
You know what just because of that, bro
You know what bro just because of that
You fucked up now you actually fucked up
You actually fucked up. No, you actually fucked up. I'm gonna ask. Now I'm ordering food to the
house and you won't guess what it is. In the night I hear him call the story told the after
somewhere far away to hear himself call home to a woman so heartless yes yes to
a woman heartless heartless yes your fortnight done it's time brother there's
actually zero fucking way I don't believe it I well I dead as don't believe
it may God strike my fucking anus brother this is real there's no way
Don't Gg me my ass is yours chat. Yes, whatever's in my butt is yours
Don't question mark me
There's actually no fucking way right there's dead ass no way right I'm only getting on this game for 30 seconds
The broads?
I
This actually might be the saddest thing Fortnite has ever fucking done in its actual existence.
I swear to God when I say this, holy shit did Fortnite fall off.
Is this the actual official fall off right here?
I'm dead ass.
They fired a thousand plus employees.
They deadass fired thousands of fucking employees to add a AI triple fucking t-
Surely this will bring them- How much money do you think this brought them?
Holy shit this game is-
When the fuck is Thanos in the game?
shit kinda looks like a...
wow this is sad bro
am i even kidding fortnite? i don't care blackwall me
you guys are actually fucking sad
fired thousands of employees who had good jobs to add fucking triple t to the game
you guys are fucking burgers
holy shit
You might as well fucking skippity toilet back to the fucking item shop man.
Like what is in the shop nowadays bro?
Yo what's up dude?
I'm going good bro, I just found out that Triple T's in the fucking item shop.
Who the fuck is this dude?
Who the fuck is this guy?
Who the fuck is buying this?
I just wanted to make sure you're in the the captain
What time is it draft 25 minutes 25 minutes you want to play a game of fortnight and triple tea
The triple T's in the item shop
Yeah, but I'm not a big tongue tongue guy. I don't know, I'm more of a, um...
This is so fucking weird, bro.
Alright, bro. I'll see you in 20 minutes again.
Ah, peace.
Is this not a weird chat, that ass?
They're promoting fucking AI slot to children.
What do you think the fucking prompt is to even get that fucking shit anyway?
What is the prompt to get?
And I'm acting.
Buy it.
The day I buy it is the day I kill myself.
I'm not spending that much money on fucking triple T.
I drove through a convertible car without realizing through a car wash.
Been there, done that.
Shout out to real fucking Stable Renaudo and fucking Jason Lewine Stowini.
Been there.
That slipped April 3rd, Stable Renaudo.
Plus nine and a half matter daddy jokes.
Plus two and a half iCub jokes.
Pretzel segment.
Guys, the pretzel segment isn't even a thing anymore. I threw it away.
You guys are gonna have to literally wait until the next PO box opening,
a switch mark PO, where I believe someone sent me chocolate covered pretzels.
Is that true? Is that true or no? Someone sent me co-
Don't worry. Cinnamon, yogurt pretzels, chips to Hoya,
Easter basket, favorite peanut butter, chocolate eggs, milk chocolate.
Oh my fucking God. Bro, how am I gonna get away from this?
I'm dead ass it's gonna be impossible. I'm dead ass it's dead ass gonna be getting
Right, bro too much be ass being leaked from now on every sugar conform me their aspect if you want to be shown as it
What is going on? Oh my fucking God, bro? Oh?
Oh bad Jesus
Wait, I'm not in the discord, bro
stop laughing bro that's not me on my on Scorpies life on Scorpies like chat that
is not my ass if I'm lying kill Scorpie
but hello yo man yo dude I'm a captain bro
Rod do not pick me bro it's gonna be dad I know I know I'm gonna be some
sleeper paper I fucking suck at this game bro what do you know what pick you
are I'm third to last am I supposed to be leaking this oh wait third to last
and I low key I might not be at that day wait is this leech out or no what do I
wait chat what is this I think I've seen people play this on string who's the
best player to pick up here much like about torment make it more click me
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
A to Guapo, Alicia, Ambi, Arke, Bucky, Danny,
Heavenly, High Vise, Kason, Kingsman, Kaige, Lydia,
Mr. Savage, Pilot, Poppy, Raw Dog, Richie,
Royal Penguin, Sapna, Sketch, Silky, Skite,
Squishy, Stompin', Tsukunoz, Tweefoo, Timmy, Trick,
Young, YBG-thinness, Yousif, Zoil, Zoink?
Who's the greatest player here?
But the thing is, I'm third to last pick.
How are they putting me after Jason? Jason's literally fucking from the Valoran community and he's Asian.
Like what?
What? That's not even racist, that's fairs.
It's like genetics, bro. Like it's like legal legends, bro.
I'm not gonna lie. Timmy's on here?
Nah.
Something- who- who's Kingsman? He's also in here.
Why does this name sound familiar?
Where have I heard this name before?
Does he know? Marvel Rival Scandal.
Wait, Matter Daddy?
Question mark?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Yo, Kingsman, hello?
Yo, Kingsman, bro. Can you hear me?
Yo, Kingsman, can you hear me?
Yo, Kingsman, can you hear me?
Hey Ron. Yo Kingsman today we're going to play for the vibes well.
Ron. Ron he left. What's up dude?
Ron are you drafting me?
Wait you're playing?
I'm playing. Yeah.
Oh I got you. Are you good? Yo Kingsman.
Yo. Yeah.
Wait wait hold on guys. Hold on. I have mine. One second.
We'll resume that cut scene one sec. I got to get this joke off.
Yo Kingsman.
Yo I'm not budded.
Yo bro if I if I if I are you good can I recruit you to my team or no?
I've played I'm new to Valorant on PC. Well, dude, don't worry. All we're gonna do is just play for the vibes
Sorry, all right, yo, hi guys, you good at the game or no? Yeah, I'm bronze too
I'm bronze three white twizies. Holy fuck. So can you draft us? Oh fuck no. Oh
Who is the actual best player here?
Um
um I
For hot is kind of he's pretty good. No, but Jason's gonna fucking draft
Well, how is Jason before me that's low key fucking fake
It's in an hour 30, right? I think it's starting relatively soon. I think my draft is starting soon. I think I got a draft soon
To my fucking matter daddy, I'll be back in one second from my matter daddy, bro
Fuck I don't really know who half of these people are why is case on in this bro
Like holy shit. He's old. I guess so he's gonna start his stream. I guess
I'll be honest with you. Is it silky good and valor like is any dead ass good?
David's rich problem, bro
Why did I just get a notification on my phone from Charlie Kirk and it says delete this shit
I just got a fucking oh I leaked that's got like a notification on Twitter and it says Charlie Kirk delete this shit
I don't even fucking follow this guy
Kaide raw dog moon why be G Guapo silky all good
What the fuck are you spamming in my chat leave California soon bro something about it happens they say yo should I be fucking worried like
What the fuck are you even saying?
What do you
I have three million dollars
That's not cap.
That's not cap.
3 million after taxes.
So think about that.
That means I made 6 million dollars total.
I did see this already, bro.
I miss Pepsi.
This reminded me of me.
Me and Pepsi did this.
Who remembers?
Stopping me in the chat.
Oh!
The doctor?
Hello?
Classic.
Hello?
Where are you going?
Where did you go?
Wait.
The doctor-
Motherfuckers be so unhealthy
They can't even laugh without coffee.
Yo, brother, read the title.
I'm fucking sick, you dumbass!
That?
How did you get up there?
Of course my energy's not gonna be good, bro, but I'm still fucking streaming, because
this is my job, bro.
This is my fucking job, okay?
I can't just not stream if I wanna stream.
This is a job.
You fucking dork.
Holy shit, bro.
You've never worked a job before?
Oh my god, bro
You've never worked the job I was literally a fucking mailman for 45 minutes, bro
Y'all I'm ready to draft man. I'm ready to fucking draft
Who is the actual greatest gamer is agent good at the game chat dead ass is agent good of valor
I
Can't put a sheriff dude. I sorry super impressive good fucking gameplay man
I'm not moving around no more. I'm just gonna sit my fucking spot on location like anybody else
See fucking
Yo, is agent like the worst?
Wait, wait
The bitch walk
All right, what do I what do we buy?
Use the captain's
Armor, how is Lacey at the bottom? Should it mood to be at the bottom?
Yo, who made this fucking order?
Is Lacey better than fucking Mudo?
Boss?
Hivemind fix.
What the fuck?
Hivemind fix.
Hivemind.
Go smoke.
What the fuck is that?
It's not in alphabetical order.
Don't ever speak to the fucking king like that, bro.
Let me see how good Chifu is.
t-fool is maybe I could recruit him show me something nervous why why why don't
someone kills me where we are defense or offense oh yeah he's fucking offense
offense I'm dead ass clueless I hope Steve Warner likes this I'm nervous
whoa actual good wait that's so cute this is actually so cute thank you wait
shit me this but I will be honest with you I prefer I will be honest with you
this is anyone who does want to send me any type of stuff like this I do love
paintings more than drawings because paintings I can hang up just want to
keep that clear so everyone knows but I do love this and I will keep this this
is so pretty I thank you so much this is so nice can you fuck Scorpio out
two for that man please Ron new album reaction Olivia Rodrigo in 67 days we
will be listening. Yeah, fuck Scorpio too. Um, anything else that I missed? Anything
else that I missed before we hop on the game?
Holy shit. I'm so fucking tired and sick. Thank you guys for showing up today, bro.
I'm sorry if the energy is not here. I'm dead ass so tired. Holy shit, man. Dead
This sick as fuck.
Look bro, what is Lopie reposting?
1996?
I'm guessing you already know you're turning 30 this year.
I thought I would just remind you of some things
from the good old days.
If you were born in 1996,
you probably remember when you could actually sit down
inside Pizza Hut and enjoy your pizza.
If you were born in 1996,
you probably remember how excited you would get
when the teacher rolled in that huge box TV.
If you were born in 1996,
You probably remember going to Blockbuster.
What do you think, like, low-key, like, bro?
Hold the oink, man.
How old is, like, when you actually are old?
I feel like it's, like, 28, 29, maybe.
Low-key down.
Yeah, 30? I wouldn't even say 30 is old, though.
I would say, like, 40.
I feel like once you're 30, bro, that's, like, when you're in your prime,
when you go, like, to your old, like, high school football games,
You like flirt with the freshman to see if you still got it. I'm just kidding. I'm sorry. It jokes. It's bad jokes
Let's see what Timmy's doing, bro. Timmy Timmy
65 hours straight solo to radiant in one stream
Wait, what?
iron to radiant
Wait, he's that good
What is the hardest game to reach top rank for a first person shooter is it Valor
It's Apex Legends not hard to get to the Predator or whatever League League is not a first person
shooter though. How do I become the top predator in Apex? And how many hours that is that take?
Jordan year.
Where do you take these photos?
Have you ever heard that plaque? I said plaque, like PLAQ,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm not asking for age, I don't care.
Here's oil bro.
I gotta do a stream of oil and figure out what goes through his fucking mind.
Like dead ass.
How are you six foot like eight, seven hundred pounds, and you're a twitch streamer?
Like holy shit, they need to put you on the fucking football field.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Twitter like holy shit, they need to put you on the fucking football field
What happened to Lacey, I just realized who the fuck is this?
Well, see I
Get here because one I'm artistic to they call me a re people call me a retard or four other things and
And, honestly, it's just disrespectful.
And seeing it from your streams after everything you do,
I just don't think it's honestly tall.
It's fine, because I get people troll,
but it gets to a point.
Well, listen, I wanna tell you something.
I wanna tell you something.
Your autism is a gift, not a curse, okay?
I want you to know that, all right, man?
People who tell you and call you names.
This is a crack, baby viewer.
Autism just always remember that it's a gift and it's not a curse or a lazy dog
Well, that's what with having autism and look at how like look at how smart you are look how how you know
Well you talk how good you carry yourself and you clearly have a better heart than 99% of the people on the planet
Oh
Just don't don't listen to that man. You know you can you can do anything you want you can achieve anything you want
It doesn't matter whether you have autism or not
Thank you, bro. Also, dude. Um, why no one of my known talents. Yeah
One of my known talents is actually my flexibility.
It's nothing bad. It's actually very funny.
Okay, yeah, let me see it, yeah.
All right, hold on.
Where are you?
Eyes closed.
I'll show you a hold on.
Eyes closed, no hands, around my head.
Jesus Christ.
Let me see it.
Yeah.
Okay, hold on, man.
Wait, hold on.
Do that one more time?
Where are you?
Eyes closed, no hands.
What is eyes close up?
I can't do that. Thank you
Is own a pixel of good
Today is he a good picture? Oh fucking shit
Wait people are dead ass warming am I supposed to be warming up leaks Jesus wait am I actually supposed to be warming up?
Oh my god, do I even have Valor installed?
Oh no.
Uh, GGs?
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
No, no, no.
No, Marlin, no, no.
You are an FNCS champion. You don't need to warm up.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you.
That's love, man.
Y'all say everything is dick-riding, bro, until someone dead-ass fucks me.
Then that's what? Then that's gay? Alright, then.
Wait. No way it doesn't work, outlaw.
Outlaw fix it wait
What is that first time chatter
You were some bum streamer, how about you actually do some for money instead of bitching
Following for ten months
I'm like so confused man some of these like
Viewers brothers. Is that me?
Wait, what is this?
What the fuck is this? What is this?
a fucking captain hook what the fuck is this bro chat I'll be honest with you
look how much items I have take a look I'm actually fucking go to ready look
at this look at this look at this look at this bro I'm rich who wants my
account bro look at this shit what is the best axe to use here like what should
I be using here what should I be using here
hot take below key chat this is a good knife and I know what you're gonna say
same with this one this one's kind of nice
Should I rock that one or should I rock this?
What'd you think?
Ooh, this one's a fucking classic knife.
Who remembers this?
Not bad.
Classic.
I could rock.
Okay, go wrong.
I'm actually gonna rock this.
The question is, what Vandal do we use, chat?
Look how many Vandals we have.
Which one should we use?
This one's not bad.
Oh, this one's kinda nice.
But I'll be honest with you,
there's like fake buffs in this game.
Like using the Ion Vandal or using the Reaver Vandal
is like really fucking broken.
Like, you get like a weird buff, like, I don't know how to describe it, like, I get a buff when I use this.
Does anyone know what I'm talking about?
Like, I'm gonna go black on them too.
I think for the phantom?
Blacked out like a mullin'?
Hold on, I think for the phantom?
Ahem.
This is a classic one.
Why not?
But no, this one gives you a buff.
This one gives you a buff, badass.
Yeah, that one gives you a buff.
That's a classic right there. No one even knows about that. This one is actually fucking cheese. You get like oh
My god, these are all right. I'm not even kidding. Loki Valor. Is it a gay game? Like I don't know man. This game is like
See this one gives you a buff to know this one gives you a buff, right?
Right, don't I just rock it with nothing right? Don't you get like a hidden buff with this?
Yep hidden buff right here
This one
That's fun. Classic?
Uh, Ion? Or do I do the Big Bang Ion Classic?
What the fuck is a bandit?
Wait, what is this?
Ooh, what op do we use?
Reaver, Ion, or Dragon?
Holy Vallard nerds.
Ion. Alright, classic, classic.
I mean, it's a classic. I can't be mad at it. It's a classic.
Alright.
Fan chopped is on.
Our mood is...
Wait, lays this you?
I
Let me see if I'm still good at this game. Let me see if I still got it
My ultimates ready
my ult ready
Okay, everyone knows unwritten rules is this good animations or no
of
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Yo, what's up, dude?
Well, I'm not in your father's house
Oh, they've a 10 get the tampering can everyone
What you shit your bitch ass up and drag me the game is too loud
Better hold on let me see if I can
Has anyone here even fucking bro has anyone here even fucking gotten 30 before get ass
this is not possible this is not fucking possible impossible
I
Y'all up
Yo, hello
If it isn't my favorite Indian my audience I don't know what that means Ron Dale Dingo
Yo, Ron word on the street is you're pretty good at battering, bro
That's the word on the street, bro. Um, I just fucking got seven in the practice range
I couldn't even kill any of them
Right sir
Wait Rob, what's the highest rank you've ever hit in your entire life and battle and on your mother's life?
Don't I know all my soul is woulda actually using a filter right now. I'm dead ass
Literally his nose
No, wait, is that actually?
I'm not gonna lie can't talk to you bro me and Ron may Kanye yesterday
Oh, yeah, sorry you guys met yay yesterday. What does that even mean Jason ruined every opportunity by asking him for a photo, bro
We're having a good time. No, we didn't you're first of all
I said don't I said no you did it
Muda backup you're like a nice camera with your mood up back up
Yo
Yo, yo, yo, I can't be a champion game wait mood as a captain
Explain we have a great way about to miss wait agent. What do you mean? You can't be always my bro
I'm just gonna have a wife or the worst team. No, you're not brown. Listen
There's uh, yo run enough with the pretzels, bro
I have to pee really bad. That's next week. Yeah, like two weeks run. Yeah
Yeah. Ron, can I like see your abs, bro? Yeah. I don't know why I said that actually.
I'm waiting a little bit. Oh, you're waiting. Yeah. Did you do like a Twitter thing where
like you owe your community a hundred thousand dollars or something? I do remember that. I
do remember that. I don't know. I don't know. Soon, bro. Soon, bro. Soon, bro. Soon,
bro. Soon, bro. Soon, bro. Soon, bro. Soon, bro. Soon. The main reason, the
main reason, agent, you know about this because you lost weight, you know what
you did this the main reason I didn't end up showing my abs last year when I made my commitment
is because Drake ended up showing his something and they all made fun of him saying oh he's
bbl abs etc so it made me not want to show mine and then that resulted in me gaining
my weight back you know what I'm saying also oh man lacy too bro lacy what's going on
with the weight loss journey bro because again I saw the clip I I will bro that's it
I think you're mudded right now.
Oh, wait, oh wait, hold up.
Can you hear him?
We're on red-or-age incoming.
Wait, so what is red-a?
Can somebody explain?
What is red-a?
Mota, you are so ugly.
Oh my god.
You are so ugly.
It's like, yo, if steroids are right here,
it's like red-a's like right here.
How kind of fuck would you know?
You're not even fat.
I know, red-a.
OK.
Wait, are you on red-a?
Are you on red-a, Adrian?
Yeah, Redder and still fat.
Yeah, dude.
I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna.
No, nigga, I don't mind taking any of that stuff.
There is someone out there in the store.
Yeah, we see.
Yeah, we know.
I heard that she can make you depressed, bro,
so I didn't want to touch none of those.
Let's, let's just ask Bernard, bro.
Let's get the fuck up.
Yo, I saw a clip of you trying to spell my name
as a captain.
What was up with that?
Jesus.
Yo, let me call Bernard.
What is the positives and negatives of red a R E T a
Lace out
You hear me
No R E T a not Rita God damn it yo R E T a like red a red a
Retta so on the plus side it may help with appetite control and assist folks on the weight loss
I don't know. I don't get it. All in just as a lover
Things like gastrointestinal issues or potential interactions with other meds. It's definitely something to use on the medical
He saved potential interactions with other men. What does it do? All it does is make you not hungry. That's literally all it does
like, what?
Lacey, bro, every time before you
on Reddit, if there was food in front of you, you would eat it.
So Reddit will help you.
Nothing.
Yo, am I last captain?
3-6-7.
Yes, you are.
Wow, Joe.
Wow, Joe.
I was mid-ranked game.
OK, so guys, we need to.
No, no, no, what's your rank?
Right now?
Or peak?
Right now.
Bonds 10.
I want to let you guys know that we're all ranked one
right now in this flat.
Muda, you win traded, where does it come from?
Muda win traded, by the way, just so you guys know.
Okay, so basically, we as a choir,
we as a committee have to be unbiased.
Remember, this is unbiased, bro.
When you do come together as a group
and decide who is the most skilled
and least skilled in this group in order
that with a draft can be fair for all.
I literally lost to Suki.
How is Suki not a captain?
I went in it, so I should be the first captain.
So Muda's gonna have the last pick
because Muda is right here.
I think Gigi gets first pick, Muda gets last pick.
Shut up man.
No, Gigi, no!
I was worse than this thing, bro!
I'm worse than him!
I feel like NCS agent is slightly better than me
in CS, like slightly.
For the best players, it's Muda, then Ron, and then me.
I think in this call.
Wait, so, Jason's-
Nah, this motherfucker's trying to hustle again.
I think Jason gets stuck in the lap.
I think Jason gets stuck in the lap again.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And Jason you know, I mean, how?
I have to say, let's not.
Jason said he's worse than Ron.
Ron said he's worse than Jason.
I picked a senator, you got him hit a mortal.
But I hit a mortal before, Senate was a thing.
You're immortal?
No, but I hit it before.
I said I said that you said I'll be around.
But I never hit a mortal.
But I never hit a mortal.
But then I'm gonna have to go.
Hey, what are your skills in battle?
I got here.
My skills?
Yes.
I'm pretty fucking crack bro because I come from CS,
right? So it goes one and it goes hand in hand.
Yeah, but weren't you third pick in the CS journey?
One is like a pro case opener.
Pro one out.
I see maybe you want to ask me?
Yeah, yeah, Lacey, Lacey.
Yes, yes.
What is your skills, bro?
Last, like what do you in terms of what?
In Valorant, like or CS or how?
If I'm right, right?
Yeah, be correct.
All right.
What's your level?
Well, I'm not not not Lacey.
Don't do that.
One thing and if you're unranked I'm level you tell me Lacey's never had a rank. You mean to tell me that
All right, you're unranked
This game I'm unranked. Yes
Have you ever have you ever had a rank in this game?
Ages
Raise raise your hand if you've ever been ranked in battle
I've been ready that leaves literally me and lacy okay so lacy got place iron I
think wait yeah wait level five no way I swear we played right before we have so
it looks like me and lacy are probably the worst players bro that's not how
that works bro that's not how that works game
I
And getting back to my face you get the eighth and I pick also the first
It's predicted that you're probably to go like 30 and three in these games
Be honest mood up mood us should have his first round pick Rob the him bro. He did actually start in the same round
We all pick and Muda gets the rest. You know what I mean?
Think he could still win with that team
That's not a bad idea that's a good idea
I'm not really good on mouse. I'm good on controller. This is a mouse game. I'm not good about it. You could plug in a controller
Not gonna do that lacy. I'll give you the courtesy of first pick. What if I get
What
First up. Why are you giving me?
Definitely better than you
Please bro, bro. Lacey is a try-hard game again. No aside from that aside from that video
I mean, we're I don't know what happened. I'll be honest. I'm not I want to bring it up
But it's fine point is he's really good on mouse and key
So did your first time really doing you don't play mouse and keys you give me
Thank you
I think agents way worse than Lacey he's naturally just a shitty game
Wait, can I air?
Can I air 8x?
Yeah, Joe, you give me your power rankings.
Yeah.
Jinxie, first pick.
Lacey, agent, me, O'Neil, Jason, Rod, Muda.
What the fuck?
Oh, hell no.
That's crap.
Jason has to be last pick.
Jason has to be last pick.
Jason has 10 cows in this game,
but I've seen the clips for the last minute.
Jason, play.
Every one girl's mommy on this game.
I didn't play to say competitive.
To be fair, Jason has 10,000 hours of calling people
mommy and meow in the people.
Hey, everybody, hey, Joe, listen to me, listen to me, listen to me.
Listen to me.
Joe, Joe, everyone type in Jason Wayne versus
Stabler and Auto, Valorant, Rovey 1, and see how Ron frys me.
Just watch.
And look how long ago that was, that was so long ago.
I did play Ron in CS, and of Rovey Brown, he was very good.
Yes.
That's old Ron, Ron Walsh.
Bro, but here's the thing.
This was three days ago.
I don't think it's fair for like Ron to get a pick and then Muda gets a pick like right after like
I actually I'm not even trolling when I said it I think we should just pick everyone and then Muda
gets the last four since he's literally ready. I just have an idea.
Yeah, I don't know what it is.
He will have, I'm fine with that.
I'm both some of us.
Who's gonna have the shit squad?
No, but that's actually fair though.
That's actually fair, he's radiant.
That's fair, man.
I'm radiant.
I'm radiant.
I'm not a bad bondage.
No, no, no, no.
He told me he's number one right in A
and number one right in Europe.
That's what he said, gang!
That's a thing, bro.
That is very fair.
I didn't have that.
Okay, big A.
Valorant!
No, no, Muta!
Valorant just typed, that works in the chat.
They let me be efficient about it.
So you're cooked.
Muto, that's what we're doing, bro.
You're not getting picked, bro.
Yeah.
Holy, oh.
How about there?
It should, bro, that is pretty horrible.
I'm gonna get that.
The algorithm said that works.
They're like, $1 fix, bro.
Listen, I genuinely think,
I have a question, is there money in this?
Yeah, so I'm gonna be getting all the money.
Wait, how many dollars?
How many dollars?
Probably like 250 to each winner, 250 subs.
Whoa.
I think we just burn your team to the floor, bro, because you're like this idea
It's like how much better how much better is mooder than Ron?
No, oh shit. He's
I want you on Ron two months ago, and the school is 10 to seven
Yo one V1 is different then you have abilities
Actually
What
Well there is like nine people in front of me, bro. I get I get the crumbs of the crumbs already. No, you don't
Okay, wait, how about this?
We go we go us seven gets
First pick second pick and then you get two second picks. Wait hold on Jixi down into the chat
Yo, I'm bandy gang. I said nigga by accident, bro
What?
What?
All right, all right, all right.
So guys, let's just get the draft going.
Mood up.
I think you're going to have to be careful.
It's not fair.
It's not fair.
It's not fair.
It's not fair.
It's not fair.
It's not fair.
No, but I still want to reason.
How did what I said not make sense?
OK, first of all, Mr. Philosopher, I think you're
getting picks in my scenario.
You just get two second picks.
Instead of we go first pick, skip you, second pick.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Hang on.
Continue.
Who am I against if you don't?
But it's like never play this game once in a life.
What the fuck is this?
Yes.
I don't know how to say it.
What the fuck is this?
Let me put it like this.
When we did CS, Squishy had like the worst team ever
and he fell carry.
Mm.
Yeah.
JC, JC, who's the best Rocket League player all time,
bro?
Zen.
OK, imagine Muda is Zen in a situation.
Would you give him a first round pick?
JC, JC, JC, didn't you not host a Rocket League
tournament?
And didn't you have the best of the best players
in that tournament?
You are so like, but there's a big steep drop off from you.
And second best, five.
How's your way better, bro?
100% of his face.
Muda, I think the, Muda, valorant said it works, bro.
So you are not getting a pick.
You are.
Wow, John, I think you are.
You are getting these last four players.
It's locked.
Everybody, you're trapped.
The next thing Joe says, I'm not getting a risk.
Do you have a list of the players?
Because I don't even know who they are.
I have mine.
Do we have a couple of dots that have made it through?
Oh, yeah.
I need that.
I need that
Why don't I get first pick that everyone else gets to be asked out for at all
You are getting the drums of this scenario. I might as well just get up take my fucking pants
Who is spamming tambourines?
Well, how else am I supposed to do anything?
Is that even fair?
Muda, you're a lady and carry the team, bro.
Okay, okay, bro. Go. Go. Go.
Oh my god! Yo, put it on this fire! Oh my god!
I don't even know half of the people it's like kind of like a slot machine. How do I tell you guys got a text
I still can't sleep. You know that though. Wait. No, but you know that this is a good line up
I just I just I just see like eight rainbow players that I recognize
Okay, please please please
Our Jinxie stay the order say the order. So the draft order is gonna be simple
It is Jinxie then Lacey then I have a hundred ping by the legend call
Jinxie then Lacey then agents and then
and then um, Jynxie, Lacy, Agent, and then Voss.
O'Neal?
O'Neal.
No, no, sorry, Joe Bart and then Joe Bart.
What?
Wait, wait, what's the order?
Wait, can you really, Brody, Jynxie?
Lacy, Agent Joe, right?
Okay.
Jynxie, Lacy, Agent Joe.
O'Neal.
O'Neal.
Okay.
Oh my fucking god, my Air One has been at the door for so many minutes!
Wait wait he just yelled at my ear and then okay
then
Then
Are you retarded? Are you retarded?
Are you retarded?
Are you retarded, bro?
Yo, what's going on here?
Hey, you're gonna get combat, too.
So, we got Jayce here with the first pick.
They're fending on me.
Lacey with the second pick.
And then after that, we have...
Agent?
Joe or Agent? Who's back there?
Come on, come on, bro.
I would give Agent the pick over me.
Okay, so Jayce,
Lacey aged it then Joe then own a pixel. Yep, and then all we have left is Ron Jason. Yo, bro
Then it would be Jason then Ron then Luda in that order in that exact order. Okay, okay
Any way that I could see like the rank of some of these people like I don't know like I don't know Alicia
Joe Joe that's not you know I didn't know no ego Joe I got
He was in this
You get us you get us to have Jason picking before me you dead us have that
It's bro yo also with I will let I will say with like somebody like tinny in the tournament
I think Muda should get picked because
I'm like saying bro it's so unfair like because you're gonna pick like tinny first jakesy and then that's already like
somewhat matching Buddha in like a
team-based setting
Like just I don't think it is simple. Yes, I'm good. Yeah, Joe. You're right. Joe. You're right
All right, we know you get to pick bro. Oh
Man, look at you trying to be fair and shit man. Okay. Are we ready?
Intense trap music
Oh shit. Wait hold up. Can I do we have like a minute to pick?
Yo chat, I'm not gonna lie to you guys no gamers. I'm gonna need actual help picking. I'm serious
All right, wait, who should I pick first?
Oh, you're on the clock
You know Ode's like 40 right
I'm going to be selecting it's
Timmy.
Wow.
Bruh.
What a surprise.
I'm trying to win.
Actual team.
Lacey.
Yeah.
Wait, I have time on the clock here?
know but high-vives knows okay so just ask us we know all these people a little
bit yeah but you're gonna lie to me we're asked Muda or ask Muda or ask Muda
chat I'm not gonna lie I got you we're a fair tournament host we think you're
chat fair tournament host Rod you wanna choose for you mm-hmm okay you should
Roger sketch. Oh, yeah. I
That's not a bad shot
Trick is okay, I'll put on any amount of money that Jason picks fucking kind of verse
I don't know if he's good just for the lowest. I see it. I think he's bad. I think he's bad
I think it's only said he's new. I don't know if my chat's trolling near not prove jam to that player
Take your time. Let's take a time
Okay, what is Guapo skill level in Valorant?
Are you asking us?
Ah, yes.
I lost Marley, this is like, wait, he's ascending?
He was radiant.
He was radiant.
God damn it, no kills there.
With my second pick, I'm going to go with Guapo.
You mean first pick?
Well, with the second pick I mean.
I mean, we're like, what is this cheat sheet?
Okay, agent fucking.
Who is rule pick?
Wait, who did Lacey pick?
Guapo, A2 Guapo, A2 Guapo.
Who is your pick, agent?
Who is your pick?
Team Red, I mean, a Red.
Hold on, hold on, mulling it over,
I'm mulling it over, I'm mulling it over.
I gotta be lost since.
I was asking Chad.
Agent, what did you pick for your agent?
What'd you say?
Who is your type of agent?
Agent, if you want to pick.
Is Sapnap actually good?
K-Song is cracked.
K-Song?
What rank is K-Song?
Why are we laughing?
K-Song dominated the game 20 minutes ago.
He's never played that game before.
I say goodbye, bro.
Yo!
He got a go to P-12.
But K-Song has experience on game show.
That's not a horrible first-ever.
Is it in YBG good or my triple?
That is a, you're trying to set me up.
My triple?
Sorry, sorry.
Yeah, don't do that, bro.
Come on, man.
Come on, you got this, bro.
I know, I know.
I'm getting the NBA Draft sound for me.
Wait, okay.
So, you're going to pick.
Who is it?
You're beautiful.
What did you say on those?
There's a name on that list on that cut.
I feel like you're going to pick for some reason.
I don't know why.
Okay.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Okay.
Agent.
All good things take time and with my first pick in the draft,
I'm going to be taking Kai Day.
OK, OK, OK.
Yo, OK, Joe.
About August question here is did Tfue ever rank play Val?
OK, Tfue told me.
Yes, Val.
And Joe.
OK.
Joe, I'll be back.
Who do I pick?
That's Tfue.
You said the last time we played
Battle was three years ago.
So I would not go with Tfue first round.
But he is Tfue.
He's good. I just played with keep in mind. This is a first round pick. I need whoever's the best sir
Not just whoever's good. I need the best that's left in this list, but then 30 minutes ago. We warmed up a little bit
He was out front everyone. I'm not even joking. He's playing jet main jet
You're not lying to me. I'm I'm not lying to you Joe
She said he had a prior obligation. He can't be on till now. Oh, they just made that all up
I did play with him what do you mean you play he did he did he did he did he did yes
Yeah, he was good at just life Joe, so that's one of those he's one of those people like keep it out
Yo, I
I feel like I might throw if I do this, but I was just saying how much of a gamer Tee-Foo is.
I'm gonna go squishy.
I knew squishy was face at rank 10 and he was best player on CS, so I just think it's like badass.
I'll pick my boy set up.
Oh, brother.
You want to set up?
It's over, bro.
OK, what is set up?
That's bad.
Bro, I'm like, I have nobody.
He's correct.
He's correct.
We've had four picks.
Yeah, but these are like the greatest picks.
Yo, Joe, what'd you pick?
What's next?
I picked set up.
Oh, I need you to pick.
Jason, you're up.
I picked.
He's not just worried.
It gets tough, bro.
I got to pick.
I want to pick Lydia.
I want to pick Lydia.
Yeah, bro, this is...
Wait, what is her rank? What is her rank?
It's alright, man.
I'm fine. It's over.
Um, I think she's...
Wait, is Lydia the 100th the Inspire?
I'm getting first-rounded, bro. Like...
Oh, my God.
I found her.
Yeah, it was good enough.
Wait, okay, Ron-Dale Dingo...
She's a bro fucking player!
She plays bro!
Why did you...
She's a pro player and you're saying Muda shouldn't have any pigs
I brother you're just using acronyms
Throw me a bone here the female pro
If you are my position
Who would you pick right now if I'm a you
Just curious if I'm you wrong I'm picking Kingsman
Could play for vibes low-key
Play for the bias yo come on come on come on come on come on. I'm not gonna lie, bro
I think it's like probably 5k. Oh, really? I think he's good, bro
I don't think he's that bad and he's a good friend. I'm gonna pick YBG
Next big bro go
Do I get to let me make sure let me like triple check like in a second
Yes, it's a trick trick GMD. Yeah, I'm gonna get another one. It goes backwards. Oh, yeah, that's what it looks like
I said it
He said I'm gonna pick my burger. All right. Mooders first pick is
Now this is my siege friends up there you can ask me about them like a lot of these people play stage, okay, uh
It's wait in here. No
Flight flight flight
Come on
Yeah, but you are a fucking radium bruh everyone had time. Let me let me show I think I'm gonna go with
Okay, I'm gonna go with
Whoa, oh my god. Whoa. We okay. We got a problem. Sure. Peek that a mortal
I mean it might not be first round pick but it is very good. Okay, but would that change the order of the draft is all that matters would that change
order the draft. No. Okay. No trick. No, no, no, no, Zoic would not like trick Pete that immortal. I heard case on it's pretty good.
are you sure trick is actually a mortal they're saying he peaked the mortal
and he's ascending three right now is what's on except
kill me talk to my child give me 30 seconds 30 seconds bro dude it's something
about his nose bro it's just like I don't know he's inside the camera yo I'm
I'm locked in on a Google Doc right now.
Track, track, track, track, track, track, track, track.
All right, mine's the pick.
Yo, chat with fucking focus.
Here's the list.
All right, VRB, who's your pick?
Oh my god, this is like a super buckling.
Wait, who did Buddha pick, Trek?
Yo, AJ.
Yo.
Look how it comes to Atlanta, bro.
Just pick a day, bro.
I'm serious.
I'm going to do a carburetor with you.
Yeah, that's an empty.
That is an empty fucking courtesy, bro.
you're not hanging out with
your dog bro. You just don't
come game. Hey yo. Pull up
up bro. Just text me I'm back
you don't. I'll call you
extreme. Yo Joe. Yo Joe yeah
why is it every time I call you
No, I was not.
It was on 7bm.
Hey, buddy, we're in different time zones.
Yeah, that'd be 10 o'clock, bro.
10 o'clock.
Yeah.
You were fucking here.
No, we were lying or no.
Were you actually lying or no?
What?
Did he actually pick a mortal?
Yeah, case I did.
Case I did, yes.
No, no.
Trek.
Trek.
The trick actually pick a mortal or no.
Hey, there's no takesies, vaccines, brother.
You got Trek.
No, Muda, question.
If somebody peaked Radiant in 2023,
But they're immortal now.
I'm like, I'm gonna trick, I'm gonna trick, I'm gonna trick, I'm gonna trick, I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go.
Yeah, I like trick, I like trick, I'll take trick, I'll take trick, I'll take trick.
Oh, you already took me.
We already did, I'm fucked.
Yeah, I picked trick.
Muda!
We know you picked trick, we can see it on the board!
Yo, Muda!
If, is Ambi, okay, er, no, no, sorry, sorry.
If somebody hit Radiant three years ago and they're, I lost this shit,
Chad, I deadass lost, I think.
That's not a big problem.
That's like saying that's like saying somebody a champion
stage in the diamond now.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
That's a Russell Westbrook.
That's like saying someone beat Diamond back then
before champ was a thing.
And then is now Emerald.
Emerald.
I'm gonna get Amby.
I'm gonna get Amby.
I'm gonna get Amby.
Oh!
I'm gonna get Amby.
He has Timmy and Amby, y'all.
Like, Jinx, I will say.
We haven't heard from Amby.
We haven't heard from Amby,
So you have to call him.
Saikun was pretty good.
Saikun was very good.
Are you free?
Wait, hold up.
Wait, oh my god, you're right.
I hope a good call.
Oh my god.
Because Andy, who did you?
Who did you?
Wait, who are you texting to see if they're Alvin?
Amby.
Amby, Amby.
I just got to make sure.
Maybe you don't draft for a sec.
Let me see.
Oh, he's a pro.
He's good at my valor.
He was able last week, but I don't know about this week.
I might have to do another pic.
Tee-foo?
I can get, I can get, wait, if he's not there, I can get train rucks.
Go on.
Okay, okay, yeah, yeah, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good.
Okay, um...
What's up about Andy?
If he doesn't reply...
This is something serious.
Yes, if he doesn't reply.
Okay.
Wait, what about, um...
Wait, what about Mr. Savage, bro?
Mr. Savage!
I
Missus savage, she's a goat. So what about mr. Savage? I
Rather draft fucking ladies, bro
You said you know a little timer on the back here. Maybe I don't know rain wreck yo actually bro
I'm I yo, I was thinking
And then and then he deafens
We might have to skip Jinxie and go Lacey now.
I know that's right.
He's deaf and so he's not coming back from here.
No, wait.
Is Jason's saying what happened to this order or no?
Yeah, I did.
Can I say it again?
Hey, Ron, you want to know how I know Jason hit Darla's car?
Because his car...
I looked at his recent Spotify songs and I knew how long he was driving.
Yo, Chad.
Yo, Chad, that's me.
This morning Jason hit Darla's parked
farm you know why that's the second part
that's the second part of the world
you're gonna wonder how you can fucking
have eyes of his
70% of your face is your fucking nose
I don't know believe that some big
Yo, I think we got a sub out and be for somebody
Yeah
What very sexy
No, he can't he can't can't can't can't can't can't okay
Wait, you said you got
Yeah, let me see
He loves my love.
Yeah bro, I mean, you shouldn't go back and wait and see me.
I'm gonna get Lazy here, y'all.
Now let me know.
Muddy?
Yeah.
Lazy is a great shout.
All right, well it doesn't matter because my next pick is Mr. Savage, Mr. Savage.
Yep.
What the fuck get to me?
Wait, so his hands are not black?
He is!
He's not black.
He can't black stuff.
So who is Lazy?
Yo, Mooda, I don't think he's answering the phone.
What the fuck get to me is?
Hang up the phone.
I
Everybody
All right, all right, who's up? Who's up with next?
Lacy is Lacy Lacy Lacy lock in Lacy
Yeah, I can't get him. I can't get him. He's definitely that lacy. Oh, turn X is just too rich
Oh, we have too much money, bro. Yeah, I'll get it next pick
Okay, who did you say Bucky?
No, Bucky for Bucky Bucky Bucky. I like the right
I'm going to get a raw dog on
the team man. Welcome to the
squad my boy.
I already said nothing.
Shut up.
That's good man. That's good.
Good for him. Good for him man.
All right.
Don't talk about my teammates
like that.
Joe Bart. You're on the clock.
I'm on the clock.
I understand.
I'm going to be deaf and
first.
Joe you're on the clock.
Jinxy had five minutes.
Take your time.
I decided to see if a player was playing or not.
I won't do that again.
Matter Daddy, bro.
Matter Daddy.
I only felt for that one time.
You know, Jixi, it's impossible to hold both your ankles
and spell run.
You know it's impossible to do that.
I almost said it.
OK, I have a question.
Keep in mind, we need a sub.
We can't sub in a good player all the way at the end.
It's not fair.
All right, so who could we sub in right now?
That's not a sub.
I mean, if ladies could play.
Do you want me to ask Chris Exor?
If I can get laser on bro, but like, yeah, no, no.
Okay, the Joe Bart, second pick, second round is,
stop it.
Low Keisha, I don't want Lays to play
because then Jason's gonna steal him and then I lose.
Unless I just have Lays to play, he's not,
he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not.
Like what?
All right, wait, wait, who?
But I mean, I'll add him, Joe's like, we're not lose.
It's the way, actually, you stomped into KVM player?
Could get laced to throw.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, sure.
That is a dream blot rotation.
Oh my God, look at that seed.
Wow.
All right, next up, One One.
That is like a dream blot rotation.
All right, One One.
Should I take sketch?
Oh, shit.
Is sketch even like playing?
High five?
I'm gonna call him.
He's in the disco.
Yeah, he joined.
Oh, he joined.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, I'm actually impressed.
All right, One One.
I heard case on or sketch is a good pick, bro.
I'm good, I'm good, bro.
Look at this.
Oh my god.
Is it my picket?
No.
No, no, no.
No, Muda, shut up.
Yeah, thank you.
Muda, shut the fuck up.
Ew, oh my god.
I'm like, I'm kidding.
No, he looks so drunk.
Oh, yeah, I see all my dick.
All right, O'Neil, O'Neil.
I'll take your boy Richie.
I'll take Richie, Richie, Richie.
Not a bad sound, O'Neil.
Oh, hey
Wait, who do you pick?
Richie, but Richie
Oh, hey chat, who, who, who
Is it my turn?
Hey, next time it's my friends, cheers my friends
Yes, Jason, this is your pick
Okay, wait
Tarek's not playing, right?
No
What?
No, we're like 20 fixed in
What are you talking about?
I don't know, I don't know
Um, okay
Okay thinking right now thinking really hard
Are you taking silky here I am gonna go with the biggest
I'm next. This is like what?
I'm next but how good is how good is?
Well, based on that response
Team is so
Yeah, my team. Yeah. Yeah now next up Ron bail. Yeah, do we need a substitute I can get someone I
Guess wait, so I find wait. What did Chris next door say agent? I gotta play ready because I gotta play ready, bro
His name is Laze. I gotta play ready. Let's get it bro. What rank is Laze?
Ray Laze is like ascendant
Bro
So no so we can't have him we don't need a substitute
I'll ask Bruce maybe
Wait, why are there people spinning question what we're having? Oh, he's diamond
So John John is way too good. We will rank his ladies run. I'm in there saying
Yeah
He literally said he I'm snitching lazy the mortal. He's not a mortal
Wait, so we're getting a substitute or shining a pick right now cuz I don't want to make a pick and then we get a substitute
Yeah, I mean Chris might be now
Chris yeah, not Chris. I'm not gonna pick Chris anyway, so yeah
I have a feeling I'm just saying if Chris is in the draft I think I know who's team
is gonna end up on.
I'd agree with that.
Mooda might as well grab from there.
Yep.
I don't want Chris.
Mooda, trust me.
Chris is good.
I don't want Chris.
Wait.
No one, Chris.
Chris, like Chris next door?
Yes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just slot him in on Mooda's team.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Jason's team is actually stacked.
This is like...
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
I literally hit a parked car twice
I met Yale
I met Yale, I could never fail
Yo I saw you met Aldo
That's even bigger
Oh yeah, I actually can see that
Aldo doesn't fucking go
What's the pick?
Okay wait so so we're getting a sub
I've got the sub figured out
Is it Lays?
Oh we can just get in Lays
Lays like better than these people?
Lays is pretty DC
I'm not going to lie, but I'm saying so can I pick them or is it's going to be like let me how we how we go something is
Someone high tier players mid draft
That's that's a really good shot
Yeah
I'm not getting a radio.
That's like how you would ruin the trap.
Okay, I didn't text me off for two weeks.
So I don't know.
I need to know.
So do I make a pic or are we getting a substitute?
That's all.
Bro, why don't we just get a shit on him?
Who do I pick if not?
It's not lying.
Just get Chris.
Just get Chris.
Who's a good pick here?
He didn't pick up.
Also, Chris be caught, Chris be the called to the campaign on veteran.
Oh, that actually means nothing.
All right, all right, so we're not getting a fill?
I can get a, I can get, I can get a fill.
We need one.
Um, I just, we need to get somebody.
Wait, what's caught campaign?
Listen, we need a fill.
The more the frozen, the harder and harder to get a fill.
So I say we just get a fill now.
Okay.
I can get Sunny.
like gold I think that's fine yeah gold that's fine nice so now son is you know how come I don't see
Sonny on the list we never mind never mind chat anybody gonna play I mean you might hold on
what she is it's way away what it is I want to play over man bro what are we doing man why don't
we get a random jinx each other and oh brother okay I'm gonna roll our shits chat anybody
Trying to play you were you yeah, I can maybe ask you chat ginger's on wait wait wait
There's a jump in front of the house
Let me call Jen's I know Jen just a good about her. So let me call
Remember he needs an a account. Yeah, no way he agrees bro. It's like me such a nightmare, dude
Let's just can we just get like it's just easy
I'm gonna choose Adlaze bro.
Guys, vote the camera for a living.
I don't know what you guys are scared of.
Yeah, Adlaze.
I'm gonna choose them.
I'm gonna choose Layze then.
Alright, Layze.
Okay.
Let's keep it as easy as possible.
Muta, you go.
I mean, if we're talking on-air, by the way, before we even say that.
Bro, Jixi has me, Mr. Savit.
Bro, this lineup is pretty good.
I was gonna say, every team here is unironically stacked, bro.
Yeah, yeah.
What list are y'all looking at?
Let me see that.
Bro, you...
I'm writing it I'm writing it down. Oh, yeah, it was like a mortal
We're all done pretty good like everybody's pretty good. Yeah, this is a good say goodbye
You you you you you you you you yeah, yeah, yeah
We just got on stack, bro. Anybody else notice Jinx. He always gets first pick
Yeah, I know when Jinx when Jinx he gets first pick bro deafens. He holds us to a minute and he's gone for five
I started using mouse and keyboard a month ago. Has anyone picked the bug?
Oh, Hivemind changed Jinxie's scene?
Bucky got kicked like eight years ago, bro. Bucky's been gone.
Alright, I'm gonna go for a Zoink.
So you have two Geometry Dash players on your team?
No, you're not going to play that.
I gotta pee let's go the YBG and lays this could be fun
Yo guys, I'm not even kidding. I think it's going to bronze. I'm not kidding
Anybody pointed laugh
All right for my next
Hey, hi guys, what's your rank on what's your rank on battle and have mine? Oh, I think like bronze two or something
Shit, I'm down
If you want to win if you want on
Sleeper pick mood up mood on your third pick should be Youssef
Ron your fat Ron your fat
Glasses on your face and you look like what they sell on Halloween stores with the glasses with a nose attire
I
Shit
Wait, Ron, do you have the pretzels? No, I threw them away, bro fucking tight. Thank you for him. Why did you eat them all?
Oh, one of my viewers has said in my PO box that he said chocolate cover Brian
Can you at least to the sir that's even worse you should not eat that don't be kidding me
But I can't wait to eat the chocolate cover pretzels. Oh God
my money whatever now it's just jinx the deafened again
dude Luda bro dude you're making it first-rounded dude all right with my next
pick in the draft is psycho now holy staggers my next biggest I am here to win
Y'all here to win this is getting like intense man. It's not stacked
This is what it comes down to in the last round of trap like anybody can draft in the first round
You're picking the best people it when you get into the deep rounds. This is where the real drafting skill comes out
Who I pick they see you're up
With my next pick in the draft
Pre-sale key free so only from Staten Island silky-dilky who
Silky, Silky Woo, welcome to Team Red Arrangers, man.
Let's do it. Come on.
And burn that to the ground.
Red Arrangers.
You got Silky.
As long as we don't get sketch, bro, I'm asking you.
I think Silky played Valorant.
No, I think Silky told me that.
Silky's not in stage 1.
High buys might not be a bad buy.
Not a 4 low hit.
High buys got picked.
No, not yet.
Yeah
Yeah, no team cam dude you got red lines like it's FIFA bro. I got fucking yellow lines green lines
Yeah
What's your rank bronze? He's bronze
Oh my entire chat told me to pick Zoink. They said that he was a sentence. He's fucking level seven
Well, maybe you shouldn't listen to your chat
I
Didn't think you just yo, what's what's king's what's Kingsman's rank?
It's also bronze. I played with him like two days ago
Kingsman is a Marvel rivals guy. Yeah, like disgusting at Marvel rivals, but I don't know about
I
Think he's like number one on character. I forget the name of it. Yo, you know it's been a it's been about a minute 30
What's that what's that Joe it's been about a minute 30. Oh you can be count. Yeah
That's come on, baby, I gotta play.
I never believed it's that so.
Level six magic, you know.
It's been an hour.
Yo, you know how to, you know how to character the shit move, high-fives?
Yeah.
High-fives is a good-
Like, you know the character the shit?
I'm a gamer.
You know the map to the shit?
Yes.
Yeah.
All right, you're on the team game, congratulations.
I'm not kidding, I think I have a sister and my shoulder.
I feel a bolt like something huge right here.
Already locked it in.
This is going to be a winner or loss segment here.
Kingsman.
Holy vibes.
Holy high stack.
Holy vibes.
Joe, Vark, Squishy, Stoppin, Kingsman.
One, you're on the clock.
Every time you type a name in here, Jason just steals it
because this chat fucking spans it, bro.
It's impossible. We lost it. Pick someone like Jason.
Okay. I'm going to be thinking for a little bit here. That's okay.
Yeah, a little bit under a minute.
But not five minutes. Okay.
Joe, the timekeeper in the beginning.
I'm the timekeeper, bro. I'm making sure this shit chugs along.
You got a starting attorney at 7.30.
Guys, I never even took time. It was just, I needed a...
Yo, yo, yo, Joe, real quick.
We play in all first game, same time, right?
Every game is at the same time, also same with semis.
All the games are in the same time.
That's just, you know, like, that's just, you know, like,
oh, yeah.
So this is gonna get it.
Oh, yeah.
This is gonna fly.
Yeah.
Wait, what happened?
Never mind.
I'm not gonna be a, I'm not gonna be tying people down.
Hey, Muda, how long does a game of valorant take,
like, realistically, a close game?
30 to 45.
30 to 40.
So just BL1 every round.
Done.
Simple.
Oh, jeez.
Yeah, just like CS.
It'll fly.
Yeah, it'll fly.
These will actually be longer games than CS.
Yeah.
CS is way faster faced.
Nervous.
OK, who's on the clock?
Oh, I just thought I'm going to get the fucking card.
Jason is, bro.
Come on, bro.
Jason, come on.
Jason, like, ow.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Me, 30 more seconds, 30 more seconds.
Bro, I think there is.
Jason, shoot a sketch, bro.
Here's something.
Archie wins every tournament.
Oh, hell, no, no, no, no, no.
I don't know if it's like his vibe or something.
I
Gotta think I'm gonna go with
Jason's calming right now looking them up they're fucking immortal too
I'm seeing a pro Valorant player you who are send it Tee Fu who's probably the best gamer
She's a good scene.
Which is actually good.
Ha, ha, ha.
Wait, she's good.
It's calling a spade a scene.
She's her?
Tifu's good.
It's my pick.
He's good at everything.
He's good at like wakeboarding.
Could it be a rule that Tifu has to drink like four or five
coronas before we start?
Yes, bro.
Jason's team is really good.
She's EU?
All right, now next on the list, we have Romdale Dingle.
Oh, yo, stop calling me that, man.
Like, what is that?
I just love saying it.
I love saying it.
OK.
I'm pretty sure it's a sleeper pick poppy. I'm pretty sure is really good from what I'm being told
Well, it's not your final pick. Hold on. I'm not even thinking yet. Just say okay. What is this? What is this dealer?
No deal-ass shit. You know
I said as I heard she's really good
hold on
Poppy is a seat. She's a seed champion, but she's not good about now. She said oh I asked
She said I just gotta be fair. She said she's unranked. She's not a right
Yo, but if he doesn't if he doesn't copy and Muda doesn't you're definitely
I don't want fucking or key bro or sketch or case on
or use if
I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I will say this. My boy Skype. He's a top tier seed player. Yo, Joe.
Yeah, I don't know the time.
I've been trying it the whole time. If she's champ on R6, I choose Poppy. Oh, he's singing.
Okay, that's good picks.
I think we win.
Moodus chats right now. It's just churpin up how you sips probably the best player on a
Yeah
I'm on the timer bro. He's got like 30 seconds and he's deafened. What am I gonna do?
Oh bro, I think I have a system on shoulders. Should I be worried?
Yes
Bro, there's something like the volts up here. Yo, what's good? All right. Yo, time's up Mooda. We need a peck
Let's see who's to get to see. So
So, players are left. Danny, Quezon, Pillay, Royal Penguins, Gatsby, Pillay, Skite, Youssef, Markey, and Alicia.
Now, I'm not going to lie, I'm third, Alicia, Rainbow Six Siege, actually pretty good on Rainbow Six Siege.
Also, respectfully...
I
Don't know that is building them looking good night air
Time you need negative your game roll pick somebody
Yeah, we need we got that connection bro, and it's not my game so I don't know you know the specifics
You should know everybody now guys there's a chance skype is not playing but don't worry. He's a level zero
So we get to find another level zero
I know what rank is our key Joe. Oh, you're gonna actually lose it. Oh, that's what I'm saying
Yo, now we're asking questions. We're deaf in the whole time
Muda
Pilate is on
In Hawaii playing on a laptop tell him after you drop
Everyone else left in this pic does not want to get drafted by Muda.
Yeah, that is.
Muda's not building.
As long as you're out on Muda's team.
Yeah, he's drafting like Brian Clash, little buddy.
Okay.
With my next pic, let me really look here.
Chatch.
Hey, Muda.
Muda.
Pile is about eight shots deep, too, by the way.
Muda.
Muda.
Pile is about eight shots deep, too, by the way.
Muda.
Muda.
Muda.
Muda.
Muda.
Muda.
Muda.
Muda.
Oh, yeah, I can tell you definitely
Anybody's searching timer for five minutes
Bitch
by Alicia what the fuck was that noise oh my god my team looks so good my team
is so calm wait so who's gonna be the last case I could be sleeper bro he
plays CS I think last pick is probably
you said the problem is with case on it gets it's silly if anyone says he
played bad he'll just if any he'll have my chat open the whole time
Also, what person says he shits. Yes, so literally just lose it. It'll be all gone. I think he was on squishy scene now, so
Yeah, but I think you do the incident he gloved
I'm pretty sure it was something insane. What was it? What was the KD? Oh
Two and twenty one that's that's not the one I'm talking about
Where's licea?
Yep once that guys
A lot of kids pick up. I don't know the time seeper saying that your time's up Lacey. I look he's a royal penguin come from our sense
Jixie no clue jixie he's cracked at rainbow. He's a siege controller player by the way
Whatever that means
Yo, Lacey clocks ticking grincey jixie is just what's royal penguin's experience
He is a R6 champion.
Let me actually ask.
Can we see him in the group chat?
He's a R6 champ, I think.
What would Marla do right now?
I think he's OK.
I think he's pretty good.
I think he's pretty good.
Oh, and controller.
I actually should have picked him.
Your parents are tired.
He was forming up yesterday.
Let's take it a few more.
Give me.
Give me.
Give me.
Case on.
OK.
Yeah, I've
Yeah, mother fucker, man. Yo, I is on the table
Yeah
You with us now
Plot on controller or KDM I don't think it matters. I think do we know
No, Skite's in the tourney, right?
Yes.
I hate Plants.
Do you know if Skite's playing Bo?
You mean Valorant?
No, Skite downloaded Valorant this week.
Well, I can't.
Who I've been?
He downloaded Valorant.
Yes, downloaded Valorant.
He said, my chat said, send me home.
What does that mean?
He wants to play.
Jason's going to pick Skite.
I do have IRL chem with Skite.
Give me an order of chat of people.
This is what I'm saying.
I'm building a team with green lines between us.
I got a 99 chem.
I think I'm going to draft Skype.
OK, see?
Yeah, OK, OK, OK.
He's going to choose ArcGacy.
He's going to choose ArcGixel.
I'm going to draw a draft, bro.
Roya, Roya, Roya.
Jason's going to choose that.
Yeah, I bet he's probably the fastest.
Oh my god, I'm fucked.
OK.
Oh my god, Yusef's gone.
Oh, we're coming down to the final four here.
Wait, which one is Danny?
Oh my god, final three.
Oh, final three.
Oh my god, it's Danny.
Shani sketching Yusef.
So wait, I'm not just being sketched.
I'm not using sketch so just want to let you down. All right, I will be picking
You and I will be picking Danny. I don't I don't he's Danny. Oh that means yeah that leaves sketch on mooder's team
I
Wait we each get a thousand dollars
Which Danny is it? Wait, which Danny is it?
Hi guys, talk to them about making the lobbies guys.
BO1, hello!
And we can do BO3 finals if you guys-
I think-
Danny who?
I would say you do BO1 every game but finals.
And we just play at the same time.
Yeah, same as you guys.
I don't know-
I just went off Twitter group chat names, so...
I literally sat here warming up for-
Dude, I love my team.
Danny, I'm so-
Yo, hi, Brian!
I'm from Korea.
Who? Danny who? Danny who?
Yeah, I'm looking right now.
I just want to put it on for three hours to get hit with sketch and a level seven on my
Danny Clancy.
So, Muda.
Yes. Also, I really want to be clear.
Danny Aaron's, Danny Aaron's.
Oh, Danny Aaron's. Wait, oh fuck.
Is he good?
Fuck.
I think he's actually good.
Oh, yes.
I think my phone chat is saying Jesus.
is he good wait I thought Daniels was like black
yeah wait I'll chat to any sucks oh gee geez a cat what is that
yeah yeah yeah what I'm with a problem with a good huh okay okay so much he's
good. Oh Danny Aaron. Is he here? I didn't know what was Danny Aaron's to say Danny.
Yeah, I thought it was Danny Banz, Danny Aaron's. Hi guys, how did they get in lobbies?
You got it. Oh we gotta make the bracket. Yeah, can you make the bracket? Can you make the bracket?
Wait, how are we determining what team plays each other? We're gonna spin a bracket. Oh,
we're gonna spin a bracket. I'll share my screen right now. I have the bracket. Thank you,
Thank you for having us.
Yeah, share your stream.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Love when you take control, have eyes.
Love when you take control.
Ew.
Okay.
Uh.
Jason, you've been trading for the match or what, bro?
Hell yeah.
Look.
I thought you literally ignored all the group chat with our trucking trader, bro.
That's ironic.
That's ironic.
I've been traveling.
Here's the bracket.
I'm going to randomize.
Okay, okay.
Where's the bracket?
Let me pull it up.
Let me pull it up.
a whole bunch of times.
I'm gonna end up going against the best team again.
Seven times.
Seven times.
Well, I have the best team, so.
All right.
Ready, Jack?
One.
One.
Nice.
Two.
Two.
Wait, wait.
Is it on number seven or seven and then plus one?
No, on number seven.
Oh my God.
Okay.
Four.
Four.
Five.
Six.
Six.
Number seven.
Yes!
Yes!
our six rematches and rope honestly wait do I win against Joe chat squishy
stoneman Kingsman sky hey woulda that's winnable that's why the long nose
I don't think I know I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm guaranteed but gonna win
but I just did not want to play jing see yo good good luck everybody good
Good luck, bro.
Boys?
Boys?
Boys?
Oh, hello, boys.
Listen, bro, are you locked or no?
Oh, yeah, I just, I'm in the range right now.
Hey, Poppy.
Hi.
All right, listen.
I heard that you're a sleeper.
Really?
Yes.
You think so?
Yes.
How do you watch my clip?
Yeah, you add like an ace.
So no fucking around okay, okay, yeah, I won't if we get first rounded
I'm firing my team or my my camp man. Who's playing is it? Is it okay if I play brim?
What
Everyone said he's good
Wait, do I have two EU players on my team?
I'm you
Oh
Holy shit, he's sniffing his microphone
Oh my god, he's on a controller
I don't even know who can put a fucking controller on!
Wait, what?
Where's the map?
Wait.
Is he playing on Xbox?
Wait.
You can't do that. I don't think you can do that.
He'll come.
And the look of him.
What does he do?
Puppy, how good are you?
I don't know. I haven't played him for years.
I haven't played him for the past five days.
I've been playing for five days, okay?
Two hours every day training. Okay, I'm locked. I'm locked. Don't worry. Don't worry
I'm inviting YBG jet. I don't have him on this school. I think I just invited him
Who reversing
Uh chat, who reversing first?
Joe.
But he's right, he's a little quiet now
Yeah, you're a fucking bot. Tell YBG check his DMs, don't leave.
Uh, what's good, boss?
YBG!
Hey, we didn't want to tournament you!
YBG, dead ass, don't sell my shit, I'm dead shit.
No, no, no, no, no, no. When you said, can I just get lace, I was like, I just
hit the jackpot.
No, dude.
No, we did as Wonders in there.
Wait, but we don't have, where's Danny Arons?
Where is he?
He's coming, bro.
Is he? Is he actually?
I think so. I don't know.
Is he? Hi, boss.
Hi, boss.
Hi, Mike.
Hi, Mike.
Oh, yeah.
This is good vibes right here, bro.
No, no, no.
That's a good vibes.
We got Joe Barda fucking Losey first round.
Come on, bruh.
Come on, bruh.
I'm not gonna lie.
I have a feeling, clip this right now,
they're gonna be like, yo, lace is too good.
Lace is too good.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, brother, thank you, and then everyone's like no, it's okay, bro
Then we're gonna just step out anyways, bro cuz we don't need the money, but I need them. Oh my god
Everyone here right every dollar we make today if we win it's mine. Okay, you guys will get it
week later bro just don't worry don't worry don't everyone will get their
money later I don't remember signing the heart scope
yo oh my god
oh my god
uh
are we done hello yeah yeah I'll get I'll get up welcome back
bro wait where's our teammate where's the one guy the Danny Aaron's where is he
Danny Danny
Where's Daniel?
You're actually funny there
Thank you, thank you. Do we have another EU?
Ah, yes
Danny? Yeah
Yes, it's kind of
Oh my god, I need water, bro
Don't tell me you're nervous already, bro. Oh my god. Don't do that
It doesn't matter for me, it doesn't matter how nervous we are. We're going to get Joe Bartolosi, bro
What's the correlation between water and nerves?
bro where's our teammate bro Connor cortisol for now though literally keep it at zero right
wait fractures back in the game yeah i noticed but what map are we playing i don't know i think
we're gonna be playing um a matter daddy dude i'm warm up hold on okay i know how the other
Let's see how warm I am
Hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on I might be I might I might be warm. Oh god. I might be warm
Give me that. Oh my god. You gotta be new shopping hour 49
Well, people don't remember that I used to be a fucking pro in every video game I played that ass
Oh, they don't know that they don't know that though
I
Might have to get a new person where the fuck is Danny? Yeah, what's up? We might have to actually get a fill wait
Where's this? Let's just get John bro. Let's get John dude. John doesn't even play we precious. He doesn't even play
Yeah, wait, I want to get the chrome hearts cross here. Oh
I saw that
My BG remember our podcast on the ground or the some of them. Oh my god, but I remember our podcast outside
We just haven't talked wait hold on. I'm like walkie-walk
No, it doesn't matter though. We're playing
Dude, what if they who's like the god on their team did every team has like one yeah, then one good player
Our team is a you
It's all of us
No trolling here, no vibes, no trolling here, bro listen my plan is immediately off the
rip we get in their heads well we talk in all chat get in their heads win the
mental game first everyone knows everyone knows the unwritten rule of
valorant you like is it a phantom day or a vandal day like what is it like is it
because like it's like some days it's phantom some days it's like right now
if we lose pistol just take your game crash
easy crash
wait where is Danny and how do we play the first map
what's the matter daddy
I don't know this is high find gonna load us onto the game
I'm not a lie bro it doesn't matter we can do whatever you play whatever you're comfortable
with stumble.
I like that, I like that
So, um, how about, uh, they're gonna play a lot of Valorant here? Like, what rank is that about?
You're fucking warm, bro. On my soul, I'm warm!
I'm unranked.
Unranked right now? Yeah, I just got my rank. I just hit Ascendant 1.
Wow
Wow, you're in!
It's just a casual guy
Chill, stop this
You can probably carry me
I'll try
Go to the stable community
Hey
It's not that bad, remix
Wait chat, when does game 1 start?
For us?
Wait, I think he's already in round 5
Stop
How do I look?
Dude, I'm not going to be a fan some day.
No tries.
Guys, but guys, show them the Phantom and Vandal warmups.
Guys, pull out your fucking ghost.
Warm up on the box.
Because guess what?
The first round we play is always the pistol round.
It's always the pistol round.
That's two free rounds.
Come on, bro.
Come on, bro.
We have a free buy round right after, come on.
I'm glad you called.
That's actually a good call.
I'm not even kidding.
I was thinking that was a bad call first, and then I was like, oh wait, that's two rounds
in the game.
Minimum, bro.
Two rounds minimum, brother.
Three for filling game.
Maybe a little sheriff if you're feeling good, maybe.
Ooh, okay.
Ooh, fuck.
Yeah, nah, nah.
Whoa, I think I need to put the ghost away.
I gotta keep warming up.
I'm not gonna lie.
I like that last.
I got all like, what?
Oh, here we go.
I like that last
oh my god I can't use this pistol
wait is the it's a bounded good I don't know I've never played it
yeah yeah the advantage is good
you got to slow it
yo it's actually a phantom day one god
It's actually a vanilla day
Everyone knows that fucking oh
Her home ASF wasn't built in one day y'all that's what I'm saying bro. Neither was Israel. Okay, yep
And nice now we're gonna hit five thousand years of luck
I
Know Bobby you're ready from just around Europe
England
And where do you live? Okay? Well, that's just
Are you old American? Yes
There's really nothing to do in England it's always rainy every time I know I don't recommend
It's unfortunate
So, what would you say is the most unattractive English accent? I'd say beaming him
Yo, Ron, it's up Joe D'Arto Rosie. I in the in the general I
In the general I sent the party code if you want to join also
Do you want to like we don't have any rule on how we're doing map?
So do you want to like agree on a map or do you want to do bands?
It's you. What are you feeling?
I would do bands if you have like a specific map that you want to like
Pick with like weaker. You could do either. I don't really care. Okay. Um
Me let me chip into the custom code. Yeah, I don't know where my
My teammate is I don't know where Danny is also. I'm sorry. We're playing on Virginia servers
Stompings in Europe and he has a hundred ping on Virginia. Yeah, we have to play Virginia
Whatever you say
Wait, how do I put in a party?
Okay, my yeah, everyone put in that you're in my game. Yeah, you got
Wait, I'm 70. Am I allowed to show this am I allowed to show the code? No, no
Well, I'm 70
Do you want to do bands for maps, or do you want to just pick one?
Oh, we should probably try a Matter Daddy.
Okay, awesome.
The vibes are good.
Wait, where's our fifth, bro?
Before we even decide, like, where's our fifth?
True, true, true, true.
That's a you problem, buddy.
What?
No, Ron.
You cannot be complaining about 70 ping when we have someone with 144 and 82, buddy.
Am I hearing E-Rob?
I
Think that was Kingsman you're talking in-game right now Ron. Oh
Don't know if you knew that or not
Okay, wait, so Danny's not live right now show Danny's dead ass alive
I don't know what to do, we don't have a lot of arc is also not live thinking.
Bro, this dude lays just texted me saying I tripped on my Wi-Fi wire.
It's coming back now.
Bro, yo, IPG.
Yo, Jinxie.
How's it going?
How's it going?
Jinx.
Dangle.
Um our fifth teammates not on
Danny
Who the fuck is Ella's kitten that's me to look it for you can I love you
No
I mean Chad is he on?
It says you last live six hours ago. Yo, poppy. What time is it in England?
It is 11 p.m. Yeah, it's cooked bro
Well, that's kind of that's easy
Yo, I'm gonna slide that shit by me bro. You got you got a draft somebody that's ass
Straight ass
Okay, I have someone already bro, and he's one of my mods and he is beyond garbage. I'm talking like it is
He's the worst player that I've ever encountered. What rank is he? I swear it on hand on anything. I swear he is actually
On my mother's life. No yo, he is marlin free. He's marlin. Not a bad show marlin is gonna be the greatest player ever joe
Come on, bro. Let me see the fucking things. I would like I would let you get marlin. I think he's doing something
It'd be kind of wholesome if you got one of your viewers. I'm just saying, it'd be kind of wholesome.
Alright, let me work this out. Give me a minute. Can we start Game 1 once we figure it out?
Yes, take your time.
Okay, try spilling run with both of your hands and your ankles. Can you do it?
Okay, no troll Joe. I'm not kidding. I'm not lying.
I have a viewer. His name is Nemo. I played.
I swear to God, I have five stackers and I mod.
He is the worst player I've ever encountered. I'm not kidding. All right fine draft him
Oh, I'm not so easy, but I I swear if it's we play and he's like ten and two
No, I'm fucking I'm ending the match and we're reset. There's actually not even a chance. I'm dead ass
We played my rank. So whatever my rank is
Unless you want you could choose someone if you want for me, I don't care. I ain't choosing somebody bra. I'm not caring
As long as as long as they're like brawn
Nemo, what rank are you, bro?
What rank is Nemo?
He's Silverboarded.
OK, that's fine.
I mean.
Wait, is Silverboard one highest or lowest?
I think it's the lowest.
I don't know.
You tell me.
I won't choose him.
It's the lowest.
That's fine.
Yeah, you can pick him.
Nemo, are you on, bro?
Bro, we're about to put a fucking Nemo dude, this is
Yo, for the dorks in my chat saying Jinxie leaked the code, we're not even in his lobby, bro
I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about
Outlaw, bro, I'm sending you a Discord invite, send it to Nemo, bro
Guys, uh, if my power flickers again, I'm just gonna say that's not good
Don't unplug it
No, no, I am
I'm saying this as well Ron if motherfucker DC's I'll take a timeout, but if they don't return. It's an FF
Okay, I could know because if it does happen again that I can get on John set up
Bro Nemo though you have a rule bro
You're not allowed to speak when you're in the discord bro. All you can do is listen your voice. Okay, Ron dude
Ron
He's a nerd, bro. I'm dead at like okay, Ron. Do you want to ban maps or do you want to agree on one?
Okay, let me go through the map pool real quick read me the maps a
What's your favorite map?
I'm not really caring what we play as long as it's like, if you throw out a map, I'll just agree to it if I like that.
I think the funnest map is either Ascent.
In my opinion, Icebox.
I would do Ascent, Haven, or Icebox.
Me too. Those are my top three, too.
So, Chad, what do we think? Ascent?
Ascent.
Ascent.
Ascent.
Ascent.
Ascent.
Ascent.
Okay, which one would you ban a cent Haven or ice box? I
Probably ban a cent
Okay, so I probably ban Haven so we'll try
ice box I
Kind of want to play Haven though
Chad, what do you think Haven?
Haven would become a Haven would be Haven. Haven's a very competitive map
Cheeky maps Haven's way probably more calm
Icebox is kind of, it's kind of...
Alright, we could do, I'm down for Haven if my team's down.
Okay, okay, down boys.
Alright, alright. Let me go confer with my team.
Alright, here join the call, Mimo.
Can you go on our teammate?
Yes, bro, it's Falk.
Bro, if it was Icebox that would be...
Hold on, hold on, hold on, Mimo, you here?
Can you just say what map is it?
Yeah, I am here, me.
Oh my god.
Oh, fries!
What the fuck?
Hello?
Oh god.
Oh, the one with three bombsites?
I
Don't a fucking track pad I'm pretty sure by the way what
Yeah, they're paying is crazy high we got a face on way better just two of us are high
I'm 35 and they're
your third lowest is 29. Should we do central instead of Virginia? We have to low key not
us with way more fair. Like I know we have a European player and they do too but like
I'm not going to lie like Nemo, do I have you added? No. What's your riot ID hashtag
tag? Hurry. I can put it in Jen. Say it and I'll just be the first person.
I'm lucky he's got hashtag TRRST.
Wait, spell it.
L-U-K, or L-U-C-K.
L-U-C-K-I.
Uh-huh.
Stage.
Gut.
Yes.
Hashtag TRRST.
Hashtag TRSS.
TRRST.
T-R-R-S-T.
T-R-R-S-T.
Play it off, bro.
Oh, I'll put the S-S at the end of Lucky.
Lucky.
All right, did you get that?
Yeah, I got it.
Why the fuck is your name Lucky?
It's good.
Lucky.
Lucky.
Lucky.
Lucky.
Lucky.
Lucky.
Lucky's got, all right, brah.
What's wrong?
Huh?
Let's freaking go, Ashley.
We need to win.
I'm out of your career.
Hold on.
Yeah, everybody luck in.
That's a joke, that's a joke.
Oh my god, zero and six on Unranked?
How many?
I'm not even like ever.
I was trolling that game.
Ha, it's over.
I literally got us.
I literally got us.
Don't worry, team.
Aleya.
What?
Yeah, hold on.
Weird.
Wait, who's Jinx?
Wait, Neymar, who's the girl that you're playing with?
Yeah, I'm the one that you're playing with.
Yeah, you're weird.
And why?
Well, who's Jinx, Neymar?
Oh, who's Jinx?
Let's show, let's show, let's show.
Ah, it's a show.
Is that a girl you talked to?
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
Nice.
Thanks, man.
Yeah, someone tell Joe...
Fuck, I have Joe's number I'd do.
Let me face it.
Chat Central's more fair, right?
Yes, that would be fire what why because they're too low a pain like
Yo, I feel like you know first of all holy shit second of all
Yo, I feel like do you think central because like your guys is pink is
But how do you do that because
Like we have even paying if you watch our teams the only person that has good paying is me and I'm our worst player probably.
The guy above you literally has two more ping than you.
Okay, well that's also, bro, I'm saying like, okay, let me just look.
And Squishy has 30.
If I put it on a Texas, yeah, 150 and 130, bro, like, stop, it's my second pick.
But look at the majority everything else seems even out besides between European players
Yeah, but look fat and chopped 76 92
Look look how even that is 62 68 43 like you guys still have way more
I don't know dude, that's still 150.
Neal.
How does that matter?
What, I don't know.
Chad, what do you think, bro?
I mean, I don't really care, but bro,
like low key this is cheddar a little bit,
like bro, you guys have such low paying.
16, 14 and 30?
None of my teammates even have below 30,
besides one who's at 35.
I don't think he changed also your best player.
My BG, are you the best player?
Young Parkout, are you?
You're not drafted first.
Yeah, but Lay's I would say.
No, no, no, Lay's the best player.
Yeah, well, do we land the guy that's
supposed to stand and tear him down?
Fault that this is some only Jesus Christ.
Holy quarter's on level spike.
Actually, I'm the grand copper.
I'm muted.
Listen, bro.
It's Ashford Gauntlete.
Yo, team, my team, what do we think, Central or Virginia?
I don't know, leave the call for about 30 seconds
while Joe comes in the goals.
Oh, he could join.
Bro, Ron.
What do you think, bro?
How is this unfair to have Virginia?
So I'm not saying it's unfair.
I'm just saying central is more even across the whole board.
That's all I'm saying.
Like, if you look at it from an actual perspective,
like, change the central right now,
I'll tell you the matchups.
Bro, that takes stomping out from even playing.
a poppy. 160 110 bro. No poppy hovers 112 and 102. Regardless,
stop it's at 140 on fucking Virginia and 160 on Illinois. 160
but then but then can't you say 160 is you can't you say it's
unfair that you guys have three players under 25 when you
change it to your servers.
Bro, but the difference between fucking like 12 ping and 60
Ping is not as bad as like 70 and 150.
Yeah, but it's also fair though, because we
are both of two EU players like, ah.
Because when you're already at 100,
what is the biggest difference?
Bro.
Low key, North Virginia is pretty, I think all of our pings
are pretty bad on central.
So I think North Virginia is probably the best player,
yes.
I mean, I'm down for whatever.
I just, I know that Valorant is very weird with Ping.
Is it not?
I swear it is.
Yeah, but your players your players ping drops by like seven if I go central and mine spikes by 22
Yeah, but we're so not in game isn't it different you getting much different it is different when you get in game
It's a little different. Yeah, I
Mean brah. I'm down to do whatever. I don't really care. I'm not I don't really care
I just don't want if you lose on Virginia for you to say it was a pain death. Well, there's definitely gonna be a pain death for sure
Sure is a pain death like that's not out of the question. Yeah, that's not out of the question
Like I'm not gonna say it's gonna make or break it, but it's either definitely is a thousand all right
Who the fuck is cause milk? No idea. I'll do Georgia. I would do Georgia
High-fives is Georgia good I
Don't think George is bad. Yeah, and George is not a bad show
I don't think it's that bad.
Who the fuck is coming up?
I'm down for Georgia.
I didn't know who to go to our school.
Central Georgia makes your ping better and my ping slightly worse.
Yeah, but look at it.
117 to 113.
That's what I'm saying.
If we're good for Georgia, I'm going to start the game.
Yeah, fuck it.
We got it ready.
Let's go.
Oh my god.
All right, team, you ready?
Ready, ready, ready.
Already won the mental game. He's already tilted because he had to change the servers. No, Joe tilts really hard. Okay, let's say
Listen Poppy smokes. He said right you're on brim
I could I could be on clove though. I could be on clove. I don't even know who
A lot to smoke agent to smoke agent. They actually blaze day. Okay, so LFD kitten YBG your
Cove yeah, yeah fat and chopped. What are you on?
Okay, you some doing okay listen
I need to list Nemo you are you what do you know how to do? Oh, you might be safe say okay with a wall. Oh
Oh my god, I actually hate you. I don't go stage on this
Having a real cent on this map is extremely valid. Let's not spam. What we have double smokes
Oh
Tell Joe the game froze you need to restart real quick
What's wrong with two smokes?
Wait, why do I not have two people?
I mean, two smokes? I don't know, is that bad?
Double smoke is good. Double smoke, someone?
Yeah, but double smoke with like a wall and a normal smoke, that's good.
But two just normal smokes, it's just a waste of a role
when we could be putting on something more valuable to the team.
What should I play here?
Personally, I would say a jet would be good, a sova is necessary,
and then a some sentinel of some sort.
Most I look if not a bad soba player low key. Hey, not about shout brother
No, no, no, that's a great but then Nemo is gonna be on fucking no
Lays it on jet Nemo's on Sentinel we can win this actually let's lock in boys fuck
Why do you need me to restart
Come on, come on.
You got to start.
You fucking lobby!
I said, lose your brain, you fucking idiot!
Yo!
We can't get this!
You're gonna come here, fucking idiot!
We already won the mental game.
We already won the mental game.
We already won the mental game.
We already won the mental game.
We already won.
It's actually already.
It's actually already.
Holy cordial.
No, no, no, we did it, bro.
Wait, let me see.
Um...
Uh...
We start!
We start!
Can I get a restart?
Can I get a
Okay, how do we restart
All right, whoa, whoa 127 thing we got to server. Whoa, wait team the server. Why is that so what's happening?
Wait, why is that 130 big wait? Why is it being higher than hers?
Okay, wait, how do we wait? How do we do it? Wait, Joe Bartoloz we backed out
I'm just going to be back out.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know, we're gonna be back out.
We're gonna be back out.
We match.
Oh man.
I'm down.
We're back out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, back out.
Leave the game.
Yes, sir.
Dude, no.
Yes, sir, no.
Go, go, go, go.
Go, go, go, go.
Go, go, go, go.
No, no, no, no, no.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
This guy's are so fucking cramps. I
Open up his chat. I want to punch Ron God
Okay, wait, don't not bro, so I'll go Phoenix though. I will be locking in recent
We have so much time be 80 seconds. Okay, the word. Yeah. Yeah, Poppy. What are you what? What are you good at?
Brimstone, okay, so then should we do code that?
I can really perform if I'm on the floor.
I can really perform if I'm on the floor.
If I'm not, I'm scared.
I can play someone else.
OK, there we go, yeah, there we go.
Who are you thinking?
I only have Brimstone, Jet.
OK, Lace.
Lace, stage, and Legolas, I don't know what it is.
Lace, have you ever played Neon?
No, bro.
Are you coughing up that clove, though?
We might have some turmoil here.
OK, you know what?
You know what, bro, listen, listen.
Lace, get on Jet.
Lace, get on Jet.
I'm on Neon. We have a brimstone. Let's get a sova and a sentinel, bro.
We can run it down. Get on jet.
Nemo, Nemo. What do we get? What do we get?
What's that? So I'm playing. Oh my God.
I think I'm going to stay.
What's that? So do I play jet here? Okay. A jet.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
We can dash out at the same time, but we need a sova.
Okay. What would Nemo play? What would Nemo play?
A sentinel. So either Cypher would be great.
A Sage could work, but I just am scared to hit the point.
Nemo, Nemo, Nemo, do you know how to play Cypher?
Yeah.
I can play Cypher.
You know how to play Cypher, bro?
You're just going garage and sea and just putting trips per mo.
Okay, but Lay, we might need flashes though, Lay.
You wanna play Phoenix?
Oh my God.
Okay, you play Phoenix, lock it in, lock it in, work it, work it, work it, work
it, work it, work it, work it, work it, work it, work it, work it, work it.
I'm going to do the energy, energy, clear the comms, all right.
No, just loud, we gotta just play, come on.
Bro, I needed that comma to you, because I was about to flood.
my Wi-Fi goes out do not check out of the game I'm gonna get on John set up
after okay okay okay okay I'm sweating I'm sweating I'm sweating
combs combs combs but you'll be on your account ways yes I'm gonna try a power
move from the beginning of the game I yo Joe are we good to play this one or no
haha yo buddy you hear me yeah I can hear you are we good to play I'm sorry
for crashing out on you guys it's just like I mean come on it you know you
Double click you can't
We actually got it no obnoxious loud
Okay, what I'm doing I'm running down short and I'm gonna just try and find someone stun them maybe
And oh we should have played sky oh my no no no sky is that sky is that I swear to God so this way better
I mean a smoke
Hmm
Nice try nice. Okay. It's unlucky round my son didn't catch him. It's unfortunate
Everyone chill reset. Let's get good vibe. We could full save and run it down B boys. You could do that
I'm not even against it. I don't mind that ever
Honestly everyone makes mistakes I gotta lower you
Yeah, my lot of my luck. Yeah, I got it. Can we get close smokes potentially just so we can cut off the angles?
Maybe
Not about so is it listen
I'm gonna try dart what garage or the main site. No, no, no dark the main site
Just like you can guard close or whatever you want, but could be walking on it there
Not about dark we get a plan. We're gonna find out I get bombed down in stuff
Don't get visible in the door.
Wait, what?
How many, how many left?
Number go.
How many left?
No, no, no, I was going to flash.
Wait, do not say it.
It's good, don't even go, it's fine.
Oh, shit!
I overpushed the overpush.
I overpushed the overpush.
You low-key overpushed a little bit.
It's okay. I'm 0-2 though, I can't talk.
talk well we gotta play down that's good though we took out two stop that we do
that now we good we good all right okay now that was a great eco round now I
think we hold low key stable stable whatever you want I'm there stable
get grab the bomb grab the bomb grab the bomb grab the bomb don't go to the
Okay, okay, how does Nemo have more kills in me?
It's fine game just started, but I don't fucking look for it. You're right here. I'm gonna jump spot someone just swing just swing
Hold on. I have a drone. I have a drone
He's holding in the back left corner
They're gonna come out of C2 with the Phoenix Slice.
Wait for the noise and then kill him.
I'm blotting.
Watch our Flank.
I'm playing Flank.
One's in the smoke.
One's in the smoke.
Flank is on.
I have my grouper.
I have my teammate.
What?
Oh, close.
Nice.
That was a good one.
I'm not gonna lie chat.
I'm not gonna lie chat. That was a good stage player
I think we run it back
Run it back same play play play play Nemo's trigger off George's man. You guys do
Yeah, yeah, that's good, that's good, that's good.
Oh listen, listen here, I'm just playing anti flash,
I'm playing anti flash on all smokes so I don't get Phoenix flashed.
Easy clap.
When you grab that orb though, nobody grab the orb.
Ron, get ready to swing, Ron, get ready to swing, I'm gonna get you a kill.
I'm waiting for the swing.
He's on the toilet, make default.
Tag him.
Once you'll be close to something.
Get the drone, get the drone.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
There they are.
Two here.
Nice, only one.
Nice, nice, nice, go.
Nice.
He's coming from garage.
He hits without CC, he walled.
RPG, only you left, nevermind.
Not dead, not dead.
Could be flying, could be flying.
Yep, good flying.
They're flying, they're flying, they're flying.
Overlapped, overlapped, I think you're right.
Enemy remaining.
He's left side, just hold, just everyone left side.
Hold it.
He might go to garage.
Let's get our Ecos! Let's get our Ecos!
What does that mean?
This guy is good actually. Let's have fun.
He's playing for kills. He's playing for kills. I don't know who loses here.
Wait, you had a gun? I had an 80.
Wait, Voss!
That's good. That's good.
Shit, Poppy!
Poppy up top. That's good. Good shots there.
Let's go high five
Listen sometimes sometimes bro. You got to just yo Ron. You see
Guys guys guys let's run it be I can get pills on be I swear to it. Are you sure I don't know
They have money on right now
We got flash they know we're here. They won't hear they won't hear they won't see I
Can all through be whenever but
He's all thing you're running down to me. I'm just running away. He's coming C long
three the three seaside I'm trying to go to seaside
I can smoke it to heaven. Good phoenix nice. Nice. I'm gonna plant.
I hear one heaven. As I have an owl I have my owl. Good flank.
Watch our flank.
One's flank one's flank I'm not fighting it. You actually
so winnable so winnable you shouldn't even hold heaven
stable you should wait for me but now you might as well
oh my god see see see see
AHHHHH
AHHHHH
AHHHHH
AHHHHH
AHHHHH
AHHHHH
AHHHHH
AHHHHH
nice fucking work boys
it's shit
god damn
oh fuck
bro i'm telling you we can run it down mid and get a plant immediately
at Lee cuz they don't even hold it or nothing. I'm grabbing this C orb every round. I'm not going to let the sheen down.
He came to play. Wait, let me buy someone. I went down. Wait, let's wait for feeding to get the orb and then
Laze, I need you to help me entry into B.
One could be walking down mid.
Wait, I could drone for you if you want to let me go garage.
just let me know when it's made I want to go be I want to go be I want to go be
I need to hit him.
Let's go, let's go.
You're alone, I have a genius bomb.
I'm planting.
I'm planting for us.
We gotta hold our flank though.
I have my ult as well. I'll hide in these mails.
He's planting.
He's planting.
It's the timing!
Planking window.
Left side window.
2-0-3!
Oh, no problem!
Playsman! Playsman!
What's happening? Remaining.
Molly!
Flash!
Yeah.
You are now watching a master!
No!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
I'm talking to you!
Wait!
I'm talking to you!
Fuck you, fuck you!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Are they talking in game chat?
I don't think they are, but we were
No, no, no, no, listen, listen, listen
Hey, I already set the quarter up
Are you set the quarter down?
I told you, this is the God team, bro
True, true, true, true, true, true
What was that, chef?
What'd he say?
First nation kill, I'm not killed
Silver!
Completed
He's saying lays his top Friday
Did he say Nemo's like I mean
I am silver. He's third friend. Oh, someone go get the clips of fucking Nemo
What are we doing?
Well, God if he was winning that he'd be like I'm a fellow officer, bro, like
What's it back at going great great great great? I'm working
They could be up everywhere just walk this whole thing. It's clear slowly
Yeah.
Could be right on you, Poppy.
1A Link. Why would you just talk?
I'm darting 5-0-8.
3, 2,
Run. Run, you guys did run in! Run in!
I'm holding this one.
Okay, okay, 140 on Brim.
They're brimble
He's off the office nice 140 on brim
We've been watching flank
What's heaven
I'm ending the game.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
End the game then, end the game then, Joe.
Joe, get a silver.
Silver.
Talking party chat, Nemo.
I don't actually
No, if you was winning it would be fucking
Okay, I'm on the radio. Hey, but I'm on the radio
I
There's too many there's too many there's too many
Now you might all see be careful. Yes. Leave. Let's just leave
It's this is this is this is this is
I
Talked about the guy that I said it's over the guy that I said it's silver is cipher who has five kills
Fat and shopped I said in the beginning the ladies was ascending and ever think no
He's too good one and I said he's ascending one zero
But then I but then have I said just get him bro. Yeah, I'm not like
I'm not like you to this into a sender who is the guy that just got drafted the last
Nemo from Ron's chat, bro, that's
I'll get away this one. No, no, he's B link. He's C link C link. Give it dirt for that
He's gonna play for a red
He's gonna
flesh. He's gonna.
That is not our silver. I said from the beginning that he was ascended and high
eyes literally said that's fine. Our bottom frag is our silver.
I just thought you were the fucking silver player that Ron said drafted for
Lucky's guy
I said the beginning he's the goat. Holy pre-dq. Yeah, we saw the lock-in seriously
He's
I
I'm already ready for
Bro, we're getting kicked!
YBG with my first pick?
Fucking...
I have a good first pick right there, bro.
Poppy, then...
Laze...
And fucking unfortunately Nemo?
Unfortunately.
Really?
Hey, that's not nice.
Let's just swing C long here, Ron.
Just swing it wide over here.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I'm gonna C.
Watch out, you guys heading?
I wanna get him really mad, right?
Hold on, please someone there.
I'm about to go see everybody else.
I'm about to go see everybody else.
Hey, I'll go back to the boss, hold him for a second.
Oh my god, he's scared.
Right, he's a bot, he's free, free.
Hit him?
Oh, he saved a lot of rounds.
Hit him once, hit him once, hit him once, hit him once.
I'm gonna wall off.
Let's go, let's go.
Yeah.
Scale out left, scale out left, all the way to back side.
All the way to back side.
We have it, we have it, we have it, we have it.
I'm finished, oh, and Bimbo.
I'm playing Bows.
I'm re-ropping, man.
Can you re-sloat, man?
Right, they're on, you're on.
One's playing, one's playing, one's playing.
He reached both of us.
You're dead!
Frank, Frank, guys slain.
Aw, I'm on!
Wait, wait, give me time! Give me time!
That was nice.
Good trade.
You're good, man.
KJ, KJ, Nemo.
No, don't drop that!
Good!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Nemo, just play back!
Play back, play back, play back!
No, she's right, he's garage.
Yeah.
chill chill chill
that's my bad
oh no no no no
no no no no
why did you miss on god
yeah i did i did
i literally whiffed that's the only reason why we lost
wait i'm not gonna lie i'm not gonna lie
i wish to you though i'm not ready to
i'm not ready to use this for the switch
yeah i'm not tired now i might think her shit been retired
okay let's see what ults can we get
wait you can just grab me on ultsc
you can just fucking go past
noise a and then you just grab your own we just we just slam see we just slam it
it might take it right now yeah okay listen listen listen listen listen
listen yep I I'm positive listen I'm positive that they're gonna use their
uh someone's gonna use his all once you plan
So be ready
I don't think they anchor him.
Yeah, yeah, knife out knife out.
He might be creeping.
Hop in, hop in, you should grab, or, uh, forget it, forget it, forget it.
Yeah, yeah, we can slow, just in case.
They could be...
I see the heavens.
I had planted for short, planted for short.
Come and play short.
I'm playing short, I'm playing short.
I'm just watching.
Neon, neon, neon.
Even though I know that they were...
Sniper, keep it low.
Huge!
Nope.
Yeah, yeah.
Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up!
Oh, he's got heavens.
One of his enemies were made of.
He's back site!
He's back site!
They're in the area.
There they are.
That's where the vibes are.
That's actually dork shit talking mid-round.
It's a rule.
It's on Incarnity.
Okay, well from now on I won't take it.
Good job.
I'm not even going to say anything, I'm not even going to say anything, but I got first round at last ES Tournament, I'm not even going to say anything, it's the most frustrating thing I've ever had.
I mean, if you had first round, it can't be a good feeling.
No, it is. It is.
Wait, what? Why do we go?
It is stressful.
Uh, I'm just going to play B so I can go to C.
Oh, C, uh, Cyber, uh, Mima.
Well, you can say A this round.
You can say A.
You should play B.
I'm live.
So you can smoke everywhere.
Okay, I'm going B.
Or you can play garage, actually. You can play garage.
Okay.
Let us know
All right, you know Joe's chat is fucking. Oh my god
They hate me, I don't know why
They're making sense a sub say yeah sure they're gonna come at yeah
It's not coming yes
one short two one or two short one or two short careful
I'm bomb I'm bomb looking for rain of short looking for rain of short
guards falling
short
reloading
nice nice
nice
come on now
big pistol
damn
yo from joe's chat you're a bomb
hahahahahaha
I'm gonna take the jump
I'm going to outlaw C. Can you go A? I'm going to outlaw C.
Outlaw? Outlaw?
Go Key on A.
Oh my god, an outlaw would go crazy.
I'll go A.
Yeah, you should play like A with Ron.
Come on, we got this.
You have to play Grog, Grog. You can just pick it up.
Yeah.
I'm going to play Grog, Grog. That's all I'm going to play.
One more is bottom mid.
He's not fucking gone.
They're going to be.
Me? I think they're going be.
They're going be.
They're sure to be.
Ready it down, ready it down, ready it down.
They're going to be by the force.
Hop it, hop it, hop it.
I'll hold you, hop it, hop it.
Watch him, watch him.
Watch him, watch him.
Pick up your guns.
Watch your eyes.
No!
Even when we did bro vs bro, like it was so calm and his chat was just so angry at me.
We have no one there, we have no one there.
They're gonna have to be in my zone.
No, 95 on save.
Are they slamming? Do you hear from them?
Sound like they're going to B, sound like they're going to B.
Oh man, I need to kill them.
I'm pushing my shit.
I'll drop.
Here, get a kill.
Where'd they walk?
What?!
They walked up the left side of me.
Wow, this is you late.
Nice!
You're still late.
oh my God oh my God
reloading I'm crossing the left side
just hold just hold
nice nice nice
fucking b-hole actually
I'm not gonna lie
this is the greatest team ever
I'm not gonna cut it
we are so good
I have the permission to up?
Permission granted!
Hahahaha!
Hahahaha!
Hahahaha!
I'm looking at me.
Bro, if I objub on a losi that vein might explode in his head.
Hahahaha!
Stoppeds 4 and 14.
Oh, he's laggy, bro. Come on, stop right now.
Wait, I'm laggy.
Wait, I'm fucking strong.
I'm done.
Hold on, hold on, let me see how she's done this.
They have no smoke, though.
Dude, your op is so free.
Oh my, you're so right.
I think she's out of there.
They might go back.
Hey, I hear her.
I hear her.
I hear her.
I hear her.
Yeah.
She's going up.
Hey, look.
Oh, CCC.
I'm see her.
I hear her.
She's gonna be pushing ceiling.
Looking for reiner.
Nice, that's bomb down there.
I'm gonna perform mic down.
Mid.
I hear her.
Thing.
I'm not mid, wait, we're mid.
Bottom window.
Wait, he's already on site.
He's already on site.
Fushy CT, two right stable.
Could have an AWP, could have an AWP.
Hell no, it's one around left.
No, no, I'm picked up by him.
I don't like this angle.
Spike's still down there.
Scary.
He's in CT already. He's grass, grass, grass!
Jumping bomb.
Oh, it works!
30 seconds left.
Maybe going here.
Spike planted.
I'm just standing ahead.
Oh my god.
Oh my god. That's me. That's me.
That's my bad.
Oh my god. He wasn't even looking at me.
There's a fucking... there's a...
Yo, that's weird, dude.
that's actually weird he's a mugger dude he's just fucking I carry carry carry
that's fucking weird dude I wish I had a mid-dev chat no troll huh if they're hitting
your site playoff I can alter each other rushing some
where my door could be be could be be could be be wait so you should stay there
probably don't even pick that ways I'm not holding cross to you
I still got it.
They're waiting for a sec.
Nobody peeking.
Nice.
They're gonna play Rez.
Oh
Oh my god, you actually tell like a fuck
What?
Bro, I can't see a good shit if I T-Rail it, come on.
Wait so they had the ping advantage, they had the map that they wanted, he had the
radians, he had the ladder daddy, he had the ladder daddy, he had the hub daddy,
yep.
But what is it now?
Now what is it?
Is it?
No, but what is it?
Excuse.
that's the way it is. Hey,
What? Hey, you. Hey, you.
You. Great game. Great game.
You. Hope you win it all,
brother. Thank you, bro. Thank
you. Yeah. You know, sorry. I
was a bit of a dick, man. I
just think it's like, you know,
common knowledge not to like
to listen to comms and you go, ahhh.
And you just start making noises.
Well, I apologize that I was going to do a movie forward, Joe.
No, but there's like, and then when we start the game, bro,
like Ron, and I know like Ron picked a team that's just
like trolling and shit.
And it's like fun to just like rage bait.
But it's like, bro, there's a level of rage baiting
and then just being an asshole where it's like, bro.
Wait, no trolling.
I'm going, hey, did you draft a silver teammate?
And we're just going, he's the send it one.
He's the send it one.
No, no, no, no, no, no, wait, hold on, hold on,
wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Wait, I was to be real.
Wait, I'm confused.
What are you saying that we were saying?
That was bad?
The whole time I was saying,
hey, the Nemo-
No, you were not!
Because YBG kept talking.
No, because I didn't have the right bind.
If you go to my vod, I was talking in game chat
and not party chatting.
I was talking the whole time
and they told me midway that I was talking in game chat.
But I literally, when I did fix it, I said,
and I quote, I said,
Laze is the fatten chopped, right?
No offense, that's his name.
I said that he was ascendant,
borderline diamond because he's ascendant one zero RR,
which means-
I'm not I'm not pressed about that. I was saying what I asked YBG did un-mute and lie
Lays with the top Frank we've been said he was ascended no ice. Yeah, okay
But I didn't know who it was so I asked and I just got aired and then other people bro
Yeah, and then my whole chat you're saying just you suck a dick. I'm a store loser. I am a store
If I look at chat, if I look at chat,
I'm going to see my social security number, bro.
It's like, yeah.
All right, bro.
You know, I'm not trying to be triple negative.
Good luck to you and your team, bro.
I'm dipping, dude.
I'm under my stream.
I have a good rescue fucking attorney, though.
Tell your mom.
Hey, Chester, can I get that right?
Oh, OK.
I'm so confused, bro.
Chat, I literally played the game.
Not a bad shot, though.
I played the game fair.
I played the game legit.
And still, like, I have a whole community that
just wants me dead.
Like, what did we play?
was so wrong I'm so confused everything was like yeah yeah I mean yeah you did
nothing wrong legit we won Baron squad thank you we are the kings thank you
I'm not even kidding chat, I'm deadass.
That deserves a victory banana.
Oh god.
Why do you have a fucking victory banana with a tip?
Why did you have a banana with a fucking tip?
Cheers, cheers, chat.
To the fucking, to the chat man.
Oh, wait who do we play now?
play Jason or Muda the winner oh wait right now I think so oh my gosh three
to nine box we can play you know he's probably gonna slide in with the shot
Just be aware of that wait
Guys don't chat hop the job no matter if they come to me just chill
I don't really care it's a game. I got first round in the CS tournament. I fucking role-play killing myself
Joe is just Joe is he just is a confident gamer
So obviously he's competitive as fuck, so he's tight, which he's valid for I'm the same way when I lost the CS
Oh, it's tight like
Don't just let his chat dictate who he is as a person, you know what I'm saying
And it's okay to be a sore loser. I'm a loser facts. What the fuck?
I
If anyone's a sore loser, it's fucking stable Bernardo. I'm the baby rage bro facts or no
I was so fucking tight
Yeah, I also cannot control I
Deadass cannot control YBG this dude literally just goes
Yo
Yo five gift if I'm Garcia. Thank you appreciate that God bless you man. Can everyone give that person strokes maybe even give another five
Dude, it's crazy that I'm sick today and we're still streaming like this
Why be geez obnoxious? Yeah, why did he's also the biggest fucking troll the internet? He does not care. He has nothing to lose
I
Even another five get the tray out of pocket can we give him strokes God bless you. Thank you
I will say it is very likely that they forced us around
Thank you, I
Love Jo though that ass I do love John
but man let me tell you his chat holy shit man what like where does it become
oh this is closer game I'm watch this where do they come from that they're
so like aggressive like man like Ron and Jill fighting first time chat message
Bro, but did anyone notice too like when we played bro vs bro, bro, it was so toxic
His chat Kate and David five gift to give strokes, please God bless you
But I get it though, they're all from Pine New Jersey, which is this is a dangerous area
Jinxie almost had a hundred K subs again, bro Jinxie's dead ass to go call me Dick Ride, call me D1
Holy shit, Mura? They even have another 5 gift and A set acid! W5 gift, can we give Strokes please?
And say thank you, God bless you, la ba ba ba, they even have a tier 1, they even have a tier 6 prime for 60 months mellow
Do you think Mura can dead ass beat him? Or no?
30 seconds left. They have a 17 months.
One left one's right side.
Oh, one is about to lose.
CC for sure. They're coming.
Oh, I'm fighting for Mikaela W girls. Welcome to 5. Can we give strokes? Wait,
My next seat thank you so much. God bless you wait the games over
Wait, thank you so much for the subs God bless you
First time chatter on your subject. That's kind of aggressive, bro
I would never go to another streamer said say that for no reason wait. Did they lose?
Well who beat them who beat them
I
Just
Nice
Mikaela they were another five gifted shout out the ladies in the chat if you're a girl type me
I'm trying to see if the stable community needs a bunch of ladies. Yeah, thank you
They're even 5 gifts.
Hold on, they're right now.
Lisa, go ahead. Lisa, go ahead.
Okay, okay. I'm picking it up.
Hold on.
So far, clear.
Careful to shotgun.
Muda's Muda's here, I think.
Oh, he might have been running.
Nothing long.
Can we start timing out people?
What does this mean?
I don't know what this means. I'm gonna time you up for 5 minutes. I'm uncomfortable. Thank you.
Thank you for the tier 1.
is mood of that good a valor like he has a fucking classic yeah all right ready
we're gonna do it we're gonna do a hookah explode all right someone care
long and then I'll go back site and I'm gonna go along about that all right
yeah one pump them bro on site on site there's guns everywhere on site go
It's Jason on site and now Jason on site. Jason with a kill, 5 gift for Mr. Romat.
What is Jason doing?
I'm in bomb.
Next question mark! Thank you to 5 Mr. Romat. God bless you.
I have gifted. Appreciate it.
I heard her jump.
Good fucking shit guys. Good fucking shit.
Let's go.
We're just gonna keep doing that odd repeat. That setup should work.
I'm gonna dog short if I don't get any intel. I'm just gonna have a yes those genetics
Now do I go for a crazy a
Altair oh, yeah, wait. Yeah, you do that. I'm gonna play be a can you wolf for me? What?
Wait, wait Scott, it's like we just for a zero to a last right. Oh
Am I a fucking burger?
It's on the same team
Thank you for the 50 months. Let me see a seafood vase please. Oh no.
Running up one.
Ten gifted from Asin.
What the? Nice. Ten gifted. Everyone say thank you.
Give me another one.
Five gifted from Slimy.
God bless all of you.
Maybe stay ages in case they're committing.
Ron, first time chatter.
And our spot?
Followed today.
Ron gives the biggest peak in high school bullet lines.
This chat is exactly same y'all are so corny and mean yo Sakai
I'm gonna untie you out just cuz like I didn't have yet those my mods
I was a fucking dork in high school number one everyone fucking hated me
That's number one
People may follow me number two. I've never bullied anyone
I've only been bullied and it was by a kid named John Ventarene. He used to make fun of me back in high school
He made the whole much table turn on me
Third of all, my chat is just defending me which any normal community would when we were winning nobody cared when we were losing
Nobody cared, but when I have chat hoppers
Like you know what I'm saying. It's like
Fucking it gets aids and that's fair
Normal question mark
I mean, yeah, if you have five thousand people, can you control five thousand people going into a chat?
No, one to fucking a hundred of those are gonna go in saying yo Joe your cortisol levels are rising Kekwa
Of course, but he's gonna fall for that. I literally said five times. I
Love Joe and I know he's a competitive gamer
He's very passionate and I was the same way when I also see us for a minute. I was tired
Simple
Matter of fact, I'm not even gonna defend this number. I don't really care
I know I didn't do anything wrong. Why am I even arguing? You're never gonna please everybody in this world
The craziest part is I wasn't even the one yelling it was fucking YBG
Jinxies game is tied
Sorry, I'm sorry el immersion. Oh my god
Like where I am. Yeah, right here. That's good. That's good.
10 seconds left.
I'm playing for you.
I'm standing.
Joe raided YBG? No, he didn't.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Don't lie.
He did?
I
Joe
We don't fuck with you
W Joe bro, that's so positive
Wait, why don't I follow YBG on twitch El Ron in the chat
No, dude, you trolled the last three jigsie first, yo dumb fuck, you derived the last
three jigsie tournaments, I've lost the bro vs bro against jigsie, I lost the fucking
rocket league tournament, I lost the CS tournament, I lost the rainbow 16 tournament, I lost the
Brobers Brobers Joe, I lost I lost everything
Why am I yelling my cortisol levels? I'm sick right now
Yeah, I got nicknamed the Florida of tWitch
I don't know. Son. Son.
No way. Oh, wow. Who's the next
Does every single team have a radio player?
Nah nah nah fuck that.
Besides us?
I don't know why I peaked. I had it. I had it. I had it.
Match point.
Losing 1s to case time.
Yeah, what do you need?
Mura just ace.
Son.
Oh, we got 2 and then Mura first.
Same thing, same thing, same thing.
Holy shit.
Run up long, fuck hook up, but be aware there could be someone coming.
run up long fuck we'll go but be aware this there could be something
we'll just run just run just run just run
that nose gives him like
under hookah what the fuck do you even do to that
we'll go kill a shotgun oh my god jason nice
three three three three red moot it red moot it's fine it's fine
One
Sketch push the shot
Yeah, one elbow one one site wait you might win this five shots deep
I
Way, I thought Jason had the second best team
Yeah
Why do I see the Alvin and the Chipmunks on my 40s?
I'm gonna dog short.
Jewish.
What am I looking at, bro?
Oh, by the way, Chad, so fucking awesome.
Lauren Hill yesterday, I got to see Lye perform.
Fucking nuts.
Lacey won his side?
Oh, my God.
We're gonna go in here.
Miho.
Behind you
My god
Who am I going against?
Get out, get out, get out, get out.
I have my res, I'm faced with a dead.
They have res.
He's right side, right side.
Mura?
If you want kills, just run in.
Wait, but I'm confused.
They should lowkey move Mura.
They're both running toward short.
Just saying.
Wait, what if they come back now?
What if they come back?
What if they come back?
Yo guys, we're a hundred and
Let's do this shit. Let's do this a hundred and the six subs away from 21k. There's someone want to get the hundred and six
Yeah, bro
Okay
Don't come in again.
Yeah, I think they're gonna love to be.
Thank you for this just from.
Thank you for eating them.
I'm looking for people on the news.
Can someone send me the joke?
Trey with the 25!
Oh my god, sometimes all you got to do is just ask, bro.
Thank you for the 25 burgers.
Now, 25 of my viewers get ad-free.
Wow.
Thank you.
Holy give him strokes y'all
Thank you, God bless you
just in spite my form is all immediately.
I'm just trying to push out.
Holy shit.
The craziest part is, he was trying to say that, like, oh,
we looked at his teeth or whatever.
Chowers and short, yeah, they're out.
Bro, I'm not going to lie, I didn't even see what agent they chose.
Close fight.
He ran back out.
Valar just tweeted, watched Ye yesterday,
came locked in today.
Valar is tweeting about Ye.
out of all games Valorant!
I don't know Valorant, you're probably gonna have to delete that tweet bro
but that's love
they might hate you, you have stable Renoto and Ye in the same sentence
that's love Val
yo Val, can you drop 100 gifted in the chat, thanks
fuck neon bro, that's so annoying
I'm gonna give him a good response real quick
He was caught 18 years ago, twigs!
Twigs!
Twigs! They motherfucking made the twigs double the size, trying to make us fat
You see what I'm saying? They make the-
That's true bro
Jinxy stream?
Wait, who am I playing?
Who am I playing? I'm playing Muda now
Let's go take your ass too!
Holy shit
No, come on, that's one
Can someone give me Joe Click?
I can't tell the rounds over.
Joe, I just wanted to say...
Sorry, I crashed bad. Then I just fucking screamed at my cat all the time.
You're a fucking total loser. I'm like, yeah, no, kid.
I don't think that's a fucking bad thing.
And I just had to lose.
Joe!
you
you
you
you
you
You
Hey brother
I
Holy Royd rage
Tell em Lacey's watching red a ranger over here
Yo, so when do we play?
Yeah, Muda, yo, you ready?
Yo, yeah, let's go. I think it's us versus you. No
Yeah
You're putting on a delay on because you think I'm gonna stream
You're literally the dude who's stream size people and you win training you you're putting on the delay
You'll put it on your life. I went traded on my life. You went traded
You're literally dying tomorrow
All right, yo
It's me lays YBG happy and my mod who's silver two
Get a legion's really good though. Yes, and everyone knew that in the beginning when he got substitute. I said he's good. He peaked I
Think a mortal, but he's ascended one zero RR
So he's basically diamond and then YBG. I don't know what rank YBG is chat, but I picked him second
So anyone could have picked him
Yeah, but okay
I'm the only person by the way in this whole tournament who doesn't have a radio on their team by the way
Just want to say that the only person
Yep, I'm the only one not sober. Yo pilot. You're drunk in fucking Hawaii right now. Are you not literally bro?
Yeah, yeah, no it's actually crazy. I'll get his on his laptop. Are you sure?
I got sketch kickling about being drunk
I'm not drunk! I'm fucking putting dick to butt right now!
I don't want your dick. Alright, no listen, Muda, can you ask Muda what the code is?
Let me know when he gets it, thank you.
Alright, I'm getting code right now, hold on.
Listen.
I just had sketched how he's putting his dick in our butts.
Hi, Teenie!
Hello there, Poppin.
Yo!
Bob, they're malding about you, Laze. They're malding about you.
Who's malding? Hey, who's malding?
Fuckin' Muda was like, oh, it's cameraman's knife, it's screaming.
brother. Lays is not. Yeah. You
want him to go out? I already
beat Muda to be one with you.
Oh, shit. I'm going to city
booty. I'm not a lot. If Muda
deadass thinks we're going to
I mean, bro, if you want Lays,
you can I just don't know. I
don't get it. Why? He wants
Lays. Hell, no. That's our
teammate. Or maybe Muda just
wants someone more to stream
snipe. I mean, he can win
Yeah, if you want you can get this 50 each and we'll let you get it
Yeah, no, but I really think we can win this for sure
I'm gonna go emo only bro. It's just good. He's gonna he's gonna read this
Oh pilot's good, too.
Nemo versus sketch the worst Valparan history versus the worst
Yes, come on. I love you that bad. Are you actually pinching your nose when you talk? I'm not even kidding
Yeah, we ready where's Muda?
He's definitely not in it.
Street.
Don't just shop room.
It's good started.
Right.
You know he's watching.
All right.
Yo, Ron, Ron, Ron, Ron,
fucking my voice out first.
Can you send?
Yo, can you send?
Yo, can you give me the code?
I don't know.
Can you give me the code?
Can you give me the code?
Give me the code.
Can you give me the code?
Can you give me the code?
I don't know.
Go code.
What a play.
Poppy, Poppy, Poppy, Poppy, Poppy, Poppy, I just wanted to say, how are you today?
Oh god.
How are you?
Poppy, I'm doing amazing, Poppy.
One more try to go, bro.
Poppy, what did you eat today?
Poppy, what did you eat today?
Did I eat?
Of course, yeah, if you don't mind asking, you know.
I had noodles today.
Okay, cool, cool.
What did you eat?
Yo, Muda!
Give the code!
I'm getting to go to all put it in general
Right here little Uzi Virts
You are pretty sharp, right? No general general. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Okay
Yes, puppy. How old are you?
It's funny one. There's more. Oh
You're a fucking puppy. We're matching puppy. We're matching damn
Pop you know about the 15 girls that you talked to on the daily though. Yeah
Yeah, I'm not fucking doing this bra. I'm blowing his cortisol. So I'm raising but I don't care
Let's play
I am too I think
Never mind. All right. I'm ready chat. Let's go
I'm actually ready dead us chat. I'm actually ready dead us
Wait, I'm bar myself. Oh no, no, no.
No, no, no.
Wait!
Wait.
Power custom.
Are we running back operators?
Dude, shut the fuck up.
Okay.
Playing on the map. Probably.
Guys, guys, guys. I beat Muda earlier in a swift play, just saying.
Oh, easy.
Yeah.
Wait a minute.
You guys know each other?
Wait, what? I'll be right back.
Poppy you can she said me any day you want girl. All right. Anyway, what the fuck is that second of all your Indian third of all
Oh, please
You read your chat, buddy
Right and up God strike me down on everything I love I did not read my chat for any coordinates or any any info
What no it's cuz Joe rated him bro with fucking viewers who fucking hate him
Is he bad why would I say he's bad I get one God one guy? I don't know I get one guy or no
I see him young park out so I still yeah, I still seem life. I
Got one guy bro
Fucking one guy. Yo fat switch teams wait from the tournament
Wait, future tournaments? Why?
For action, Lace, what's yours?
Oh.
Not my voice, who's looking?
For toxicity?
Are you dead ass?
Didn't even tell Joe to start like up.
Well because he talked mid game?
Oh, he literally said he wouldn't do that for the store wouldn't even be different
Rather
Waiting on
Yes, what's a lot of these you join one talk to Jakesy
Have you ever heard about unsportsmanlike behavior first time chatter dude, I don't know if you watched me, but I was pretty sportsman like hey
Yeah, so
Yeah, that guy's really cortisol levels are max
YBG held his mic down in game. He didn't join their call
made a round when it was a 1v1 but their Phoenix was a bot and I was gonna win
anyway the score was 12 to 3 I don't know if that round would have made a
difference but we could replay that round if they want to replay that round
but I would have that Phoenix I don't know I don't know who that Phoenix was
But that was a burger whoever that was was a burger
Well we determine that
Me you know what determine that?
No, he he he did admit to that but he talked in game and then he didn't do it ever after that
He said instantly he wasn't gonna do that
But I can't I can't defend that. No, I just said I can't defend that but
But but he did say after he did say after that he wouldn't do that again
And then he did stop and then he said sorry
And then he did stop and then also that was a 1v1 me against someone else
And I already had the bomb planted it and I would have won and I'm pretty sure my chat is telling you
I don't know if they're lying.
I don't know if we have one guide,
but they're saying Joe did that too.
Did Joe do that in retaliation of YBG?
No, I think that was the first.
I'm pretty sure if I'm not mistaken,
Joe was like raging me around a couple of times.
I don't know.
Did my chat told me that?
Or no.
Wait, I don't know.
My chat, he, I don't fucking know.
My chat's saying no.
This is hard to laying, bro.
No, Joe didn't.
There's so many chatters, bro.
I don't even know what's what,
but I'm getting the blame for someone else.
Joe's calling me.
Hold on.
Wait, add him to the call.
Add him to the call.
Oh my god, Joe is still dead ass watching
Yo, holy shit
Holy God complex wait
Now I have to talk hold on. He's watching this shit. Yo, what kind of hate form is this?
If I did this on God, no one's defending me
On God, I'm gonna be the guy that gets hold on. Let me add him to the call. I got it
Yeah
Hey, I don't even know why it's me hashing it out. I didn't even do this out
Hey, Joe, what's up, dude?
Well, I don't know if you have this God complex I literally just said I don't know I was reading my chat
I said I could have been one guy
as he joined our Discord call.
He did un-muted party chat.
We would've lost either way, that's all I was saying.
I'm not mad at YBG.
I raided him.
Stop picking your nosed, mid-fucking-call.
What?
Are you picking?
So, it looks like we're on the same page here.
Yeah.
Listen, honestly, I think this is,
personally, I don't know, correct me if I'm wrong.
I feel like this is going overboard, bro.
Like, we're all friends here.
It is!
I don't even care about the subs, bro.
Guys, yes. Here's the thing, bro.
Oh, you are now watching.
I had a great time.
I think he's funny.
It was just annoying in the moment.
It's all good, it's all the best.
We won the game.
Yeah, it's all right.
All right, well, yeah, I think we're good guys.
I think we're good.
We got an old hashtag, OK?
Bro, I just don't want to know, hey bro, I love Joe.
Joe loved me, I think.
I'm not mad at you.
I don't want my shab.
I said that to Joe
Trust me, I'm with you on that I lost CS first round I fucking was so bad
Hey Joe
You know what Joe, maybe I should be banned
I don't know if I can be a fucking captain bro because my ass just fucking drafts the worst teams possible
What yeah, what else say like if it was up to me because Joe, I don't give a fuck if YBG did that like to me
I would probably get it in the end, but if you don't want him to be bad
Cuz that shit would be a job
Let's do a charity stream together bro
Let's do it bro, let's hash this out with a charity stream. Let's see who could raise more money
Okay, so let's do it. Let's do a charity stream together
Next time you got a charity stream, you let me know I'll put a link to and we'll see who can raise more
But I want a middleman all fine
I lost in the first round to you tell you know what I mean I can't even make it past the first round
Oh, I lost in CS. I'm not even kidding. And I wanted to win CS that made me so mad
I'm about to play against Muda
Thank you and Joe, I love you bro jinx. Yeah, I love you and you know
Anyone in the chat man guys, it's just a game. We're all having fun here, but it's all smile
It's a beautiful Saturday
I know
And then I'm like five minutes later, I'm like, it's fine.
Then they're, me too.
Trust me.
And then they're just like, oh, hell no.
And they just want to fucking have this person
just be kicked from everything.
Like, it doesn't need to be that.
At the end of the day, the real viewers who are smart
are always going to just, you know, be positive
and understand, you know?
So, can't complain.
At the end of the day,
it's nice.
To take out the end, bro.
You know what I, realize, realize, realize.
To take out the end, bro.
Hey, thank you guys for playing man, and I love y'all bro, alright good luck Ron, y'all thanks for playing, I also lost this one.
Peace.
You know, you just know that like, I don't even know how, I didn't even say anything and somehow I'm the guy that's fucking taking the, listen bro life's too good, it's a beautiful Saturday bro and I'm sick, life's great.
Who's ready to play?
Me, me!
Me, me, me, me!
All right, all right, we're waiting on YBG
BG
Boy young boy young for God a baby G
I gotta tell me what map of life
Your mother your mother yeah, what map?
Oh
You get picked map a lot defense
Okay, but but you also got to fix this ping this ping it runs red
Here we'll do Texas we'll do Texas here is Texas better for you guys. Let me see hold on holy
Wait we played north Virginia I think
24
50 35 23 42 it's not this is good this works. Do you guys like Texas or wait? No, no, wait Georgia. What's Georgia look like?
We look at Georgia, Georgia
Yeah, we play Georgia. We play Georgia. Yeah, but it's even worse than North Virginia for Ron. Let me see. Let me see
Oh, I don't know. Never mind. It's worth for him. Um
It's like mixed but whatever you all want. I don't care because we all give the same thing
Let's just play Georgia so we just played it as well. Um, what map?
Uh, let me see. Pick three maps and we'll choose from that.
Okay, uh, Split is one of them.
Um, Pearl is another one.
And then we could do
Split, Pearl, and Bind.
Split, Pearl, and Bind. We're all Lotus.
We could do Lotus if you want. I mean, well, that's three. You said to three.
My team, what map do you think?
Oh, I like bind.
I can do bind.
I like bind, but I don't want to.
Oh, I think he said team.
Oh.
What were the maps?
Bind, Pearl, Split.
He's picking all attack-sided maps,
because he wants defense first and old.
Yeah, we're not going to do something like in defense.
Yeah, we'll.
Team, team, team.
If he has defense, we're not doing split.
That's just cancer.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
True true. We should play haven't again not not a batch out. Yeah, it wasn't even in top three by the way
You're shaking your nose around on your screen. Yes, I'm looking at your screen. Yes
Yo, wait, let's figure out the map. What map I'm down for buying but I think the most new friendly map for anyone
We got to do we got to determine who's defense or I'm not I'm not picky, bro
I'm not picking you. It's like a pretty fair matchup. I'm not really not really true
Wait, they say not bad, bro. Oh my god. You know what you're bad, dude. It's not.
Stable. Thank you, bro. Stable. Thank you, bro. Thank you.
You're good, bro. Just get to kissing, bro. Just get to the wall, bro.
Alright, we should play bind. Fuck you. Let's play bind.
You wanna play bind? I'm down.
Bro, you're already... You got it, wait. You got it.
Your mental's already cooked, bro. Come on, lock in.
Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright.
Alright, alright, alright, alright. Okay, since you guys are picking the map, can I get to choose the...
Oh, no, we chose defender. Sorry. Alright, you guys...
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, no, that's not how that works.
Let me get you the map.
Wait, hold on, we got a, this defense attack.
Yeah, we can't have, we out of coin flip that.
What do you mean?
Do you guys choose map?
Okay, then if we're choosing map, what's the, what map do we want, guys?
Let's pick any map for the whole game.
What map?
Haven.
I like some Lotus.
It's gotta be, it's gotta be, what's, what's in the map?
YBG, what are you good at?
Why would you, what are you good at?
What maps am I good at?
Yes, your best map.
Uh, my best map would be either Haven Ascent, Bind, Lotus, Freak,
Oh, there's no servers that help us unless they want to go.
What is Lotus?
Oh, Gigi.
Wait, maybe we should play Haven or something like that.
Hey, I'm down for Lotus, guys!
I'm down for Lotus!
Yeah, I'm down for Lotus.
Should be definitely Haven, guys.
What map do you want to play?
All right, let's do Haven, then.
Y'all want Haven?
I definitely haven't been playing Haven.
All right, all right, all right.
All right, let's do it.
Yeah, listen, Muda, no stream sniping.
Don't be weird, bro.
Yeah, no stream sniping, Muda.
I'm serious, because I'll tell my whole time to put out
Someone said party members are not ready to play and
Sagan give me one moment. Let me tell them
Okay, okay, let's be locked
Wait, jinks, you just message me saying wait is why would you ban? He's saying I'm saying so
I'm live right now
I'm not seeing them. I mean look at a video and you have a pimple that in you think is H-I-C-E.
Pimp. Oh my gosh.
Cool.
That's really good.
What is going on right now.
Wait did he get banned?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no Jungkook don't ban me.
How did he ban again?
I'm sorry Jungkook.
No, no, no.
Jungkook.
Jungkook.
Jungkook, by the gods J-J-
Jungkook.
No man. I forgot I have to do this thing.
So it's like I can't even give people a text.
Where can we hear from the council? Who do we watch?
Low let alone like rank time play. I'm sure we could do it. I'm not bad. I'm not bad
This is the clip
Right demolish their fucking
It was gonna lose regardless
That's for the vibes
That's actually dork shit talking mid-round you shut the fuck up
I bet he would have lost for grabs, but I did say why would you should have done that?
I'm not gonna lie, but why did he shouldn't have done that?
You know, of course, it's not a good idea at all. I mean like I'm not gonna pretend like it's not funny
Yeah, I know I definitely thought that idea
It's definitely not optimal at all, but then he did stop
Yo, are we playing bro like I wanna
Yes
Yes, come in. No, it's not.
Go pull it down.
Bro, why does no one know how to open my fucking door?
It's literally open!
Why?
Oh, I hear a helicopter outside.
like two helicopters up here yeah I know they're out there bro you see them oh
yeah I've seen right now fuck bro I know oh they have the canine no wait wait
what do we do I don't know bro just hide you have to hide our shit my food
does get here some soon though son miho miho gaming better right now
email is reaching what the fuck dude this next game very well you got team
Are we good? Yeah, I think the people that swat guys you do realize whoever swats this house
They never ever come in with guns. They literally just come in two officers came in was like, yeah
We know it's a troll blah blah blah. He just I mean there's a helicopter never they literally don't come in with
They know who we are like this is a waste this
Yo, Nemo switch up the chass on you
in the backyard
Are you already are are are you already?
Poppy Poppy, I know you look good
Oh
All right, you already know one send us to the camp run good
I don't want to get
All right, let's go my teammates living in tears. Oh, I'm God lock in. This is everyone tell everyone
Don't lock anything don't lock anything. Oh, it's your mic. Mute your mic, dude
Same thing same thing same thing
Let me play brim. Let me play brim. I mean, yeah, you talk brim, but maybe I don't know
Well, I could I could be on close this game, bro. I feel comfortable on close this game
Pretty brim we need you on fucking do list again, bro. I'm not gonna lie. Why did you you played that great?
Yo, i'm gonna assume i'm gonna assume that he's playing neon again, bro. He's just gonna go neon or waylay
Neon is so OP. Who's waylay?
Hey, where is a very OP agent slow people dashes?
She dashes like she's like super fast like that. Yeah, wait is this is this my office really hard, bro
Yeah, this is a means okay, so I so the exact same cop. I'm down fuck. We'll be good
Fuck it. Let's run this one. So when the SWAT team came they said a
Short kid with brown hair said that he was gonna shoot all the police officers after he killed himself
Huh, he's gonna shoot them and then kill himself. I'm like my brother. Do I look like I'm an Aiden deal
I'm sitting there with my fucking pink sweatpants, bro fucking
Like bro at least stable, but at least he's stable
Oh my god
I lost in no troll. Okay. I'm not talking in game tech ever. Yeah, never again
So neon like I find it. Okay. We're very similar kind of
but on my bit
okay
sketch doesn't know how to fucking throw his flow
sketch
who's what sketch playing is that
oh my we have to
we have to find sketch
and then fucking attack him
i think we go through wrong
that's actually not a garage
that's actually not a garage
please please please
why did you move your mic back
oh actually actually actually
yes yes yes
i'm too loud
there you go now sketch
okay listen
okay listen
hiley cox is gonna be in
door i got a definite oh my god
Yeah, sure.
I saw so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so.
Work stick.
Yeah, you're actually bad.
No, Jesus.
Enemy mitt.
A wall that he's walled.
You're in two, girls.
Oh, my god, we're coming.
Show it, show it.
Run.
I'm going to play.
I'm going to play it down.
They're going to be here.
They're coming.
I'm walking.
7-8, quick.
Play.
One enemy remaining.
Play.
No, fuck.
Kill, do it.
What's going on?
WAAAHHH SHIT!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
So far.
Make sure not to take any chance, Leith, because you'll get banned.
I'll never let you trap my life.
Oh my god.
Hey Leith, just stay on incognito dude.
Nah, you gotta keep it on incognito dude.
I'll be okay.
Wait, are you radian?
Oh, no, I am a sending one on my wife
You're dealing
I wouldn't mind if I'm bomb.
Is this plant?
Let's get it.
One and nine remaining.
Let's get you there.
Holy fuck it, matter daddy.
Fuck your team!
Holy matter daddy.
I'm banned, I got banned again.
Okay, yeah, I mean, I mean.
Oh
My chat tell me I'm banned again, Brad. Oh, we beat them. Who's the best final?
Is it like
Oh, maybe I think it
All the way, let's take a beat. Let's take these
Bombs I'm so down
Yeah, let's take be fast
I'll beat me, Andy.
It broke dark, broke dark?
Not me, it's the butt, the butt.
It's my dumb feet.
You play it, play it, everyone play it.
Oh, I'm playing, I'm playing.
Wow.
What? I thought you cleared that.
I'm not gonna lie, I thought you cleared that.
No!
Oh my God! Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my god!
Let's hit C. Let's hit C.
It's the kill mark! It's the kill mark!
Oh my god, you went out to cliff this entry. I'm not alive.
Oh, thank you for venting the light.
Oh god, that would have been the light.
Oh, please!
I like how this overrun might all again back to background.
Oh my god.
Oh, fuck Dylan.
You're one, Bill.
Holy moly.
I see it.
Yeah, she might be here.
She might be garage.
Everyone's back.
The wall broke garage.
There's no way he's to the right, right?
The flying drone.
Take the drone.
I don't see anyone.
Garage one?
Watch him smoke!
Oh, two grouches, two grouches.
Where's the grouch?
I got him.
No!
Who's Trick?
Who's Trick?
I don't know, I think he plays Jamshish.
I gotta play slower, sorry guys.
No worries.
That guy's good.
Yeah, I tricked him. I don't know who that is.
Thank you
I don't have money
Let's go fast
I'm out of here.
I'm out of here.
Oh, my ass.
Oh, I don't know.
Oh, you're going to die.
You're going to die.
My time.
Grass, grass, grass.
Players down.
Spike down mid.
You're now watching a master at work.
We can win someone attack bro. We're gonna win defense. All right, we just gotta like
Tricks a little
No, it's like a little over a bar I think bro, I don't really remember
all right probably a little more than that my bird it should land like a run
all right I'm at all I'm at all
you guys can play I'm gonna play a whole
he's pissed nice nice nice he's running up
right now oh my god I'm gonna play back as I have a hole
One enemy remains.
Let's go. It's Carly. It's Carly. It's Carly.
No, stop saying it. Oh my god.
I'm sorry. It's fucking bad.
That's the dog.
No!
Come on, bro. Where did they hand dog?
Oh, I didn't even do those.
That's his real name? Yeah, you can call my name.
Yeah, that's his real name.
I
Was a gamer type
No, I think I did say he was a guy, but I didn't know which one was a real name
Yeah, everyone's wife in here don't you do so everyone's white wing free collateral enough
Nothing in here. Nothing close to that.
I'm going to make a stable and auto blank.
I hit two.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
I'm going to try this dart one more time.
I'm flashing along
He's there, he's holding
He's holding
That was far
He's on the wall
There, go there
Yeah, I need someone to cover me down
Yeah, I got him
Take flight
Roger
Where's the guy?
There's the guy, number one
Shuck, dodge
Shuck, dodge
Yeah, I'm short
He's gonna push up
We'll see the white one
Oh my god
They got a weird like assortment going on bro, we gotta slow everything down
We just got to change our entire play style that's it. Yo chat Dylan can't do this all man
All right default default everyone just walk up somewhere
somewhere different no no bro mood mood has been at every site i've been bro he's just
predicting me too well some some some walk up long
no g-ling idea there they are what the f**k is that he f**ked it up he f**ked it up
young young grudge yo mood is just pre-frozen
I
Wanted me
Oh
Get a plan for it get the money
Nice kill
Yeah, bro, that trick dude is golden. What the fuck? Yeah, was he buying this good last
Wasn't he like last week?
He's gotta be right here.
He's gotta be right here.
What?
Yo, what the fuck?
Yo, instead of breaking this wall garage, someone can you just spray it?
They're calling me 377.
Wait, what are we doing?
They calling me 67.
Someone break this egg wall with me out for it, and I'm gonna haul through the garage.
We can still play slow.
I'm just gonna haul through.
I can still de-fall down.
We should break this wall.
I almost killed him, you know, so...
I'm standing in here, I'm walking up there.
I'm ultimate.
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, wait.
Wait, I'm not pushing me.
I'm ultimate.
I'm ultimate.
No, no.
They're full running away.
One CT.
I saw it, I saw it, I saw it.
I don't know.
More resistance.
He's on me!
No
You should go A. There's two C sides.
You should go A.
Run A. Nice one. Run A. You gotta go with them, Lacy.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm a burger. I'm a burger.
I need a pret. I need a pret.
Blue can be here. Blue can be here. Blue can be here.
I need to kill her. Like you did.
Drop the bomb to burn maybe? Or then just fight?
I have no- got this fight.
I need a pret.
Just- OK, I'll CT. OK, I'll CT.
Oh my gosh.
Nice. CT again. Get a run out.
Emo just- yeah, we need this round.
Nimo, use your ult, bruv.
One total.
All three of this side, yup.
One's gonna drop.
You have things, Nimo.
Yeah.
Time. Don't panic.
Lazy swing.
Here's your angle.
Here's your angle, don't...
Now, nut up.
I
Don't you ever use your fucking like camera or you're fucking like
Someone fake a women you guys just see
wuxi wuxi wuxi
I just said, strict disconnected in the chat, but I'll chat
Oh, they paused the wuxi wuxi
Oh, you paused time?
Are you all?
Are you all?
Oh, okay, pause, pause, pause
Pre-Pre-Install Cheats Classic
Been here before
Ha ha ha
He's shooting at me
Hey guys, what are we doing?
Hey, listen, case
We're gonna fake A
Me and someone else are gonna fake A
Did I put a trick A?
You can go one smoke and then you save your other two for C
Okay
I'm going on Twitter, bro
I'm not gonna lie, I can't sit here
I gotta stimulate
I'm gonna throw a report over at trick just in case he's cheating just in case I
Met Kanye West I'm never going to fail
What did they pause the game for
Junko
Open up my Twitter comments fall off as crazy with my vandal skin. Well, okay, you know on CS is having outfrag my silver one on Valorant
Thank you
No, I'll get the tune tune skin on
Oh my god
I forgot
The item shop row like truly it's there for more than a day one
Obviously, it's gonna be there for a month gotta be bro somewhere even if they shuffle it to the bottom
To people are gonna make it so someone's gonna fake a with me and then we're gonna go
Yeah
You can go first and I'll go first.
Okay.
We play like, we want to see like pretty slow.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Honestly, I need you to run right back to me.
You guys don't swing this guy.
Quietly.
If you hear neon footsteps anywhere on God comments.
Exactly. No, no, we're never going to avoid him, but all of my neon is I'm trying to avoid him. He's good.
A triple T in the chat right now. That's why we should just stay because like I'm pretty sure he just wants to spawn to try and like catch us wherever we go.
Yeah, he's good. He can really rotate.
Hey, chat. If you're at home right now, grab approaching, pretzel.
I
Didn't you
Run are you ready? Yeah
Yeah
I really didn't mean to kill you.
You give them the top call.
Oh my god, you're all banned.
Walk here, walk here.
Wait, should we walk?
Yeah, let's go.
Walk, walk.
Wait like three seconds before we swing.
Wait, wait.
Jamie's in waiting.
Keep waiting.
Keep waiting.
Go.
Try and go.
He's like logs.
He might swing back site.
I'm going to go out right here.
He knows I'm on someone.
Does he know?
The wall doesn't go all the way back site.
You swing back site.
Careful.
back side, back side. Wait.
I got shown. I can't.
I ain't got any.
see. Oh, their team is actually
go to try.
I'm three and nine. Oh my god. Nine! Nine!
I'm three and nine!
Who's gonna do a rotate in your hands?
Yeah, we should go fast. I'm gonna over.
I really think they're not gonna be good on offense, bro.
How are they? They can't. Fuck, there's four of you to play.
Yeah, they can't for sure. They definitely don't have a Steve.
I don't think they're gonna play it though, I feel like they're not gonna play it, I feel like they're just gonna run around and try to enter you.
You just f*****g have a good life.
Alright, I'm flashing this, don't f*****g get my flash.
Oh my god!
Every single time!
Yo, they're playing across!
100, nice. 3 in bed, 10, 9, 5.
3-7-7 bro, 1-2-3
On my soul bro, this dude has got to have a com with one of his viewers
They type L or the A, W or C, f**king GGSB
They say f**king yay or nay in the chat
If they're on his site bro, I should lag bro
F**king win trading, f**k
Wrong play, wrong mid game
Okay, I'm telling you this shit gets deep though, bro. I guarantee it's like O type W is like a fucking L is C like
Like B is mad
I'm a hiding my doubt he doesn't exactly right
No, you stand like just stand like here. Oh, I can't ping
You can just wide swing and dart the back wall inside a lobby just try and do it quick
I see they don't kill you.
You're shooting like full power.
They're pushing.
Hard.
You OK?
A?
Yeah.
Yes.
Very fast.
Yeah.
Maybe they're back here.
I guarded C though.
Oh my god.
I guarded C.
It was a fake.
I heard neon, too.
Yeah, 2, 2, C there.
All three.
Three here.
Three here.
Three here.
Smokes down.
Nice.
Careful for the neon.
Watching smoke.
Are they out or are they coming back to A?
No, no.
Rest on out.
Rest on out.
We love him.
I don't know.
He won't long, he won't long.
Tell me if you hear anything, lads.
Nib, he just one-tapped me.
Oh my god, he's just lurking.
On B?
Yes.
They made a step back.
He's gonna be-
Coming back, coming back.
Let me listen.
Coming back.
Going long.
One short.
Nice kill.
One short too long, I think.
Neon dead.
No.
Oh, that's wrong.
We have a God play.
Get him.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Yeah, I think you might be short or behind that box on your left.
I stick it here.
Just stick it fully.
Oh my god, if you stick it, you might be a young goat.
Pros don't fake.
Pros don't fake.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I mean, this guy walked all... who is this guy, by the way?
He walked all the way back.
Okay, okay.
Let's listen, let's listen, let's listen.
Yeah, what's up?
Very clear that I think we just don't push up nobody move until like we confirm we're neon
Force or no, yeah, you want to know don't force the smoke in and run it down mid because the eco
No armor don't smoke me. Don't buy don't buy it. I'm not oh, I don't have a son
I have a sticker down
No, I'm fucking 3 and 12 Shelvin.
You're so good me on one to see see side
Chat I'm a burger bro. I'm sorry. I'm selling now
You guys run long can make noise long
Yeah.
26 down.
Oh, nice.
I'm 3 and 12!
Don't fight. Don't fight. Don't fight. Don't fight.
Oh my god.
Oh my god. I gotta come back.
We're good. We're good. What if I make a hero play? What if I just say...
We literally don't even need to make a hero play.
You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right, bro.
You're right, bro. You're right. You're right. You're right. I gotta tell you.
Coach is right. Coach is right.
No, it's not about me.
I'm gonna ace, bro. I'm gonna ace.
Just find them and then come.
Don't worry about me. I'm actually going to. I'm ready. Bad dart. Bad dart. I'll dart.
We got a dart coming in from Garage.
I'm walking up there.
He's on the ground.
What?
What?
What's he long?
What's he long?
What's he long?
What was?
What was that?
That's him.
There we go.
Nice.
Spike.
Highly impressed.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Thank you. Thank you.
Take the words out of my mouth.
Oh, really?
Let's do this, bro. Come on.
I'm actually locked.
I'm gonna win.
Hey, Ruby.
Bro, come on. We got this, y'all.
Coach is right.
Bro, I'm telling you, Mooder's just gonna, like,
keep pushing, bro. He's a burger.
I got a burger.
I got a dark unit.
I
Know what's up, right?
How long does this last
Yeah, I'm a ceiling service at 74 let's right there and what's your right?
like this. No. That's not
bad. That's not bad. No. No.
That's not like this. We're so
far. We're so far. We're so far.
If we lose this, it's actually
over there. We lose this. We
got this. We got this. They
don't even they don't even have
to. We're chilling. We're
going to play in weird weird
ways, bro. This thing of
6 and 13 Belvin?
But you're good, but you're good, but you're good
We're good, we're good. I'm playing
Ain't noice a lot a lot of it
Bring along
Oh, he's missed
Too long one outside
I'm not sure, should I head dig them too?
Oh, this brick is so good.
Match point.
Please, bro, like this is.
But we can get them de-cued.
That's true, they were looking cute.
We can get them de-cued.
We can get them de-cued.
Ha ha ha.
So we can still win this, Ron.
Ron, we can still win.
Bro, Ron, I was promised this win 2,000 years ago.
Well, I want to win.
Do you want to win?
We can get them de-cued.
I'm going to make a hero play.
I'm going to make a hero play.
I'm not gonna win this game normally we're gonna have to be cute then but they're looking for the shooter
I tag me
I'm coming
They're already walled in B
He's not moving
He's not moving
He's not
You guys
You killed that
I'm fighting him
Yo!
He's 24 now
Fuck bro
Yeah, saw it dead
I've played these games before
Yeah, I'm done
I think I heard one C though
I'm
I'm
clean clean
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I don't know who did it but someone swatted me and my mental was off yo it's just like
It's like how much is a play bro like how much was to play like
They have two radians. No, I think you know, I'm not playing. I'm not joking. Oh
man, I
Mean it's just like what we're just bad dude. Like I don't know bro
It's me bro. It's me, dude. I
Played back to me
We all played bell poppy. We all played bad poppy. We all played bad
Take that burden among upon yourself don't ever take that bird
Okay, thank you
No, Ron, bro, I'm gonna be honest with you bro
Yo, let's check on Lacey
Hey, it's over we just didn't deserve it. I don't know
It was fun. I'm sorry team. I'm dead ass. Sorry. Yeah. Hello. I'm sorry
Hey, thank you for inviting me to this tournament, bro. Thank you for no, no, what what no?
Thank you for inviting me, bro. Thank you for having me bro. Thank you for let me play bro
Thank you for it bro. I really appreciate you big nose long nose fucking 30 pieces shit
Fuck
I did yeah, listen y'all we can we can play some scrims y'all
Radiant roots are radiant we gonna hit radiant guys
You played great coffee you played great
Thank you.
You will play really good.
Thank you.
He didn't get the boss on this.
Go ahead.
You have to be pinching your nose. There's zero way.
No.
Thank you.
It's over chat.
We lost.
It's nice to meet you guys.
Nice to meet you, too.
Yeah, it was good to meet you.
You're not a good one.
GG's, thanks for the games.
Yeah, great deal.
What is this clip y'all are spending me?
Of the last round?
It's common you want smoke.
Hi, bro.
Oh, is that her?
You're a hit.
I'll die.
But but chat the mini map is that far to the left
That's like a whole gridlock like fucking heads like
Who's stairs at the night listen brah he should be DQ'd brah he should be DQ'd
as simple as that I don't know the mini map was on the up this is this one is
not a reach though lol is anyone
I think it's really slow. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's anyone chat is delayed here, though
I think it's really slow. There's no pressure. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. Stack a stack a stack a stack a
Yeah, yeah, just stack a keep a sketch B keep sketch B just in case
they sketch calm if you hear anything listen man I don't want to be the G
bunker
stack a all of a sudden okay all right listen man at the end of the day I'm not
a sore loser but man you should be DQ permanently bro simple forever to ban
forever dead ass all the fucking way yeah this is not a mini-map read by the way
This is not a mini-map read. This is monitor monitor ends here. I'll be honest with you
I actually don't know if he was really reading chat, but that was not a mini-map read on God. That was not in there
Looks over looks over twice looks over again
They're inside the smoke let me spray
That's fine, bro. Next time his chat non-stop spamming word of people. I'm not gonna lie, bro
Next time I'm doing what I did during fncs. I'm opening up incognito
Your fucking stream like I did for a creole during fncs, and I'm fucking cheating the whole thing and I'm winning
Deadass everyone's going on incognito
For trick is carrying fucking mood up, bro
good wall? oh, i got a 3
you want a flat? are they coming?
oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, smoke
what the fuck? no, no, i actually can't defend this
we're trick is carrying fucking mudra, bro
look's over, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, smoke
good wall? oh, i got a 3
you want a flat? are they coming?
That is not the mini map.
This is the mini map.
Look, look, look, look, look.
You see that?
Those eyes?
That's mini map.
Ready?
Look at this.
That's chat.
Dude, bumped.
Mini map.
Chat.
Mini map.
Chat.
Game.
Mini map.
Wait, no, that's chat.
Mini map.
Oh, yes.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I don't know bro. I didn't know his mini-map was on his microphone. Keck what Keck what Keck what
It's probably hard to look around his nose to be fair. I mean, I don't really care, bro
I actually had fun, but
Interesting.
Interesting.
Very interesting.
How much longer is this tournament?
Who's left?
You gaslit me.
No, no, you gaslit me, bro.
I should have just I should have just gave you the crumbs bro trick is like
No, you did it you handpick
Yeah, great. You were gonna have a PC
Wait, it's the finals are right now
He was cheating what is stream watching?
Is the finals right now?
So, do we just all go on the lay-off, bro?
Honestly, honestly, bro, are you in, bro?
One, two, three, four.
Honestly, I'm ready to get hip-wopped.
He's James Diving!
Come on, you put it on.
You just want to get to the edge.
I think you guys are just, you guys are on toolkit.
No, just put a little 20-centage of lay-off.
Oh, my God, if we put on the lay-off,
it wouldn't even be fucking fair.
It sucks, bro.
I'm not putting the lay-off on us.
It's a policy shit, bro.
It's not putting the fucking lay-off on us.
This is a D-Glob moment
Let's just shit on a
I'm putting on 15 minute delay
Classic actual classic. I'm dead. That's a classic
that's better as a classic
that's better as a classic
that's better as a classic
and bucky smoking cigarettes nice this is and all right
what's the time?
bucky smoking weed, bucky smoking the weed right now
what's this?
smoke it a cigarette
what?
I'm gonna bunk
are you all playing?
no no no
don't go out
don't go out
The shirt come back please come back ready to be ready to be everyone. I think you
Bro bro chat I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I can't defend this on the mini map. What are you looking at on the mini map that bro? I
Had never heard someone even if you're not ready for the day
It cannot always be not someone bulletin edit. I lowkey sounded like that no, but low low key doing like
Helping
Look at this bro, it's Panic!
WHAT IS THAT? HE MOTED MY CHAT!
Are y'all okay?
Hey! Don't go! Don't go! Don't go! Don't go!
Jake, Jake, come back! Please come back!
Sus!
Sus! Very Sus!
Very, very, very Sus! Debunk inbound!
the drafts and Murakis the crumps.
One was right.
We should have just listened to one.
And I literally said, I said, I said one is right.
Something sucks.
Yellow dude raising his right eyebrow.
Like, let's have a listen.
Well, his left or diagonal right.
Drawing board?
OK.
Hi, but is there an app where you can draw?
I can explain this.
Yellow guy raising eyebrow.
I can explain this.
Let me explain this.
Hi, guys, can I draw on a drawing board?
Yes?
OK, thank you, have us.
So Jack, walk with me.
So I want to do a solo IRL stream.
I'm sick.
Going to the gas station to get your protein bar.
Give me, I'd rather take a fucking dildo from the sidewalk
at Skid Row and shove it up my ass.
And then we have, like, you know, like agent.
And then we have.
What the fuck is a chicken jacket doing here?
know we have like A.D. and then we have like Jason and you know what I'm saying then we
have like Ron and am I missing somebody? Jinxie Joe, I think that's Lacey, uh uh uh, A.D.
Jason, Ron, who's the other captain? Then we have Onan, here, okay and then have
BAMMUDA!
He's honestly too good if you think about it. Little sus.
I wanna add it to my soundboard. What's that song that goes
I said this I should have been I said it was right. I said it was true
And then I got fucking gas like cuz I always
My whole life. I always get gas like
It's like I should have just let everybody draft
His team would have been asked but his games would have been close. He hasn't even had a close game, bro
Like yeah, what's the song?
Say maybe Jason would win
No, if Muda didn't have trick, Jason would probably win.
We'll see what happens in finals.
Dexter theme song.
See what happens in finals.
Chet, you guys wanna watch finals?
We're gonna stream right now.
Yes or no?
I'm gonna debunk Muda dead ass.
If you have tags, dog, you're- Hold up, music.
I'm low key gonna debunk this.
Game!
Do not ever compare yourself to LeBron James, please.
Do not ever, ever compare yourself.
Do not ever compare yourself to LeBron James ever.
LeBron James is a one of one human.
Ranger knows that if you're a maintenance supervisor at a manufacturing facility, then your machinery
isn't working.
Wait, I need the...
Someone get me the link of like the...
Just the cup part like the...
Uh, wait, hold on now, hold on now, wait, there's an E note for that, then you do one
of these, look.
You choose MP3, bang, shabang, shabang, then you do one of these, right, leaking, then
you do one of these, then you do one of those, then you do one of those, then you extract,
extract, extract, outlaw, make the video and come on, hold on, wait, I really don't
care if it's current turn but it's funny his chat spams where the other team is and they
don't get timed out even if he isn't doing it.
Uh, well that's just the way it goes.
And then you play one of these and then you get fucking leak and you do that and then
you go.
I don't have a sex tape of Boba. She doesn't even let me have sex.
I don't know!
I had 30 people capsule! I don't know!
I don't know!
First off, we have a lot of people.
So, we have a few people capsule.
We have a lot of time.
We have a lot of contents.
This happens. This happens.
So now, in the final, it's gonna be one person
versus another person.
And they're just gonna fart.
Well, listen, bro.
He just had his way with me, bro.
I can't even get a shout-off on him.
Show me the scoreboard.
Silent Hill seemed better.
Show me the scoreboard.
When does the next game start?
This loud ass fucking...
I'm not watching Mr. Beast we're going with that hold on let's go wrong one Silent Hill
this holy it's added to my bag oh my god that's added to my bag that's added to my
That's added to my bag! That's added to my bag!
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Something is sus
What what fucking bro hey burn this bitch to the ground
Clearly nobody wants to play Valorant. I don't know now. That is the worst game ever
Tournament fills up in 10 minutes
R6 tournament fills up in 10 minutes rock and e tournament filled up in 30 seconds
Valorant shout out to them tweeting. I'm like, oh, oh, I can't make it. Oh jinx. See I forgot about this
and then some people just said jc I fucking hate Valorant and then oh but
we got about that and then this and then that oh okay so we'll reschedule we'll
reschedule bro we'll put it on Saturday no it's okay we'll give you guys another
week bro to think about oh I thought you meant Sunday I can't well Sunday's
Easter okay Sunday Easter so we're not doing a tournament on Easter
Can you please change your title to looking at my other monitor and not my mini-map?
That's really crazy.
That's really crazy dude because I'm looking at some of these clips and it seems very interesting where you're looking at.
Well, I'm just looking around bro, that's all.
Why are you deflecting
If the shoe fits
Well, wait, does this ring a bell shower stack a shower stack a
wait, what are you talking about?
What are you trying to do?
Why are you smiling?
What are you talking about?
I never say
What are you talking about?
What are YOU try o-
What do you mean?
It's a high tournament
You don't wanna really die
I'm going to monitor your whole fucking final game and I'm going to point out the difference
when you look at your mini-map to fucking monitor and I'm gonna catch you.
I'm the rest.
Now watch chat.
He's not gonna look over to his right at all watch out of nowhere out of nowhere
He's gonna stop. It's all gonna stop and you're gonna see him look up instead
36 kills he's insane at the fucking game. It's now watching go negative
Okay, let's just be honest, Chibby's better than Wobble.
Is he our last Chibby?
Look, bro.
Hey, I might be a sore loser, bro.
I might be a bitch.
I might be a piece of shit, bro.
But at the end of the day, bro,
people didn't get a fine text message.
It's Ron calling.
What is up, bro?
How are you doing?
Where have you been?
Man, I'm alive.
The Vajra, right?
My life.
I'm dead ass.
Dude, you wanna just de-cute everybody and play in finals?
Listen, listen, listen, listen, I'm about to debunk the fuck out of this mood, dude.
I'm dead ass.
Deep on, deep on.
No, I'm dead ass.
There's a stream, there's like a stream slapping.
Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude,
dude.
There's a clip where he's looking at his map.
You can clearly tell he's looking up and then there's another clip where he
looks all into his right.
Never ask Muda what happened on April 4th, 2026.
Shower, shower, showers.
a never ask him he'll be confused never ask him what happened I'd like to say I
have evidence do I care do I care probably not but
Somebody in the chat said, kill your tits away. One moment.
Something here, Jinxie, something here is sus.
Show me in your stream, I'm going to your stream right now.
Now, Mura, if you have concrete evidence that he's slapping, then we have something here.
I need that first clip!
No, because I like Mura, but I don't want to hate for him with him.
Obviously, like, I don't think he's that tight to cheat, but did he cheat?
Why did you call me a cheat?!
Because I can't sit here and lie! God, hold me not to lie!
Okay, Mura, he's watching, bro.
And like, Ron, why did you call me?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Hey, is that anyone?
So this exhibit, exhibit A.
Go, go, go.
Is that anyone?
He looks, now look closely.
Look at his eyes.
Look closely, you see him?
I'm clearly looking.
There's a chat, chat is saying showers.
All showers, keep in mind,
the chat on the right side is delayed.
This is delayed for us, but it's perfect on him.
showers. Wait for it! He's all the way on B. Hold your horses. Shower. Look. Big nose.
This is not a minimap. Look. This is not a minimap. And we can reference this. We can
reference this look in other clips. Ready? Wait for it. Smiles. The smirk of assaiment.
Starts running over as a radiant. Are you gonna run instantly or are you gonna hold an angle?
You already have two people here holding so why would you need to rotate instantly of no comps?
Still waiting
Stack 8
Exhibit one
Okay, that's exhibit one
That's exhibit one. Okay exhibit two give me the other clip it keeps catch beat the one where I said mini map eyes mini map eyes
Where's that one that one's actually a classic?
Is this one?
Where is mini map eyes mini map eyes?
Where's it?
This is an interesting one everyone open your horses
Look at this fucking nose first of all that's point one point two looking so far today
Okay, we've worked no no no
Look, why are you reading your chat when you're entering sus? It's sus. It's me. Oh, this is sus. The mini map is not down there
Come back please come back ready to be ready to be everyone
Very sus. Where's the last clip the one that sells it all so I can show you now notice how oh go ahead chat spam it
He's looking at his mini-map. He's looking at his mini-map. He's looking at his mini-map. Watch this debunk
Outlaw give the clip
Outlaw clip outlaw clip outlaw. I need the one where I said it
Outlaw I need the one outlaw. I need it
What the fuck is that hold on
No, not this one wait work
No, not this one not this one not this one the other one there's one more there is one more hold on not this one
Not I'm about to shift to this hold on
No now we're all the way back at Joe. Oh geez fuck hold on no
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
No, no
No, no, no, no.
Where's the last one?
There's one more that's big.
The one, bro.
No, not this one.
It's the one more.
Does anyone know what I'm talking about?
I had it!
Hold on.
Hold on.
Bye bye.
Oh, here, here, here, here it is, here it is.
Take close attention.
Close attention.
Is everyone locked in?
Close attention.
Chat.
Look at his eyes, look at his eyes.
Wait for it. Hold hold hold hold hold hold hold hold hold hold hold hold.
For trick is carrying fucking Muda, bro. Watch! Look at this ice.
Right? Why would you read the mini map when the game hasn't started yet, right?
This is a chat read. Ready to keep watching?
Wait for it.
Did wall-
Chat read? Chat read?
That's a...
Mini map read. You see that? Look at the eyes. Look at the eyes. Eyes don't lie.
That's a mini map read!
Yo, what's happening, are they coming?
Wait for it! Wait for it! This is the perfect one!
Hold! Right here! Ready? Look look look go go go go go go go go!
chat. That's a chat read. That's a mini map read. Yes. Chat read. Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You could tell the difference. There's a difference. Yes. Chat read.
Mini map. Mini map. Yeah. Chat. Mini map. There's a difference. There's a difference.
It's debunked. Look at this. That's a chat read. Look at the mini map. Mini map.
That's Mini-Bab-Eyes, Mini-Bab-Eyes, chat eyes!
Mini-Bab-Eyes!
Chat eyes!
Sus bro, look at this, look at this, it's a fool, it's a fool!
I don't know bro, I don't know.
Something is sus here, Muda.
Muda needs to put the trial.
He's very clearly cheating here, too.
Later, ruin my fucking day.
Later, ruin my day, bro.
Later, ruin my day.
I don't know though, chat. Ron walks you down. Hello, Silk.
This might be our worst one yet, Hamas. I'm not even getting it. We screwed the pooch.
Ah! This might be our worst one yet, Hamas.
Okay.
What do you mean, I-
First of all, when I'm playing this monitor is literally directly above mine.
So, I guess in theory, you guys, you could literally never know I'm sniping, because, I mean, to be fair,
So my accuracy is right, too.
The chat is right where I expected.
Hold on.
I'm gonna undefend.
Undefend.
Hold on.
So the minimap. Yo. Yo, what's up dude?
Are you actually hate farming? I can't tell you. Hey, so now you're disguising it with hate farm.
No, no, no, no, no. I don't know if you're actually trolling it out.
What are you actually saying here? Cause I'm getting like a thousand fucking...
Wait, don't do this Vic. Hold on bro. I'm literally asking people did this to me before I'm like I didn't say that
Hold on I'm just asking bro. Just say one line
Well, I but one run on on on on on on look at my stream for a second run look at my stream looking
This is the investigation, bro. I'm going on. They're saying run. How am I supposed to read a chat? Okay?
Well, my chat's all the way over here
I'm reading chat.
You know I'm going to read chat.
No, no, no, no.
Okay, okay, okay.
Where's the other one?
You know the one that Ron showed?
Were you like, no, no, no.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You were looking at chat in that one.
No, I wasn't, bro.
My chat's over here.
If you ever see my face like this, I'm reading chat.
Bro, but what was, what was to your left other than your feet?
Yeah.
My question is I'm not even unironically.
I swear to God, I'm not even trying to hate for him.
I'm actually genuinely curious.
When you look at your map, you look so far to the left.
Like I don't, like there's a point there.
far to the left. There's a point where you're at. Like I'm looking like I'm
seriously when you look at my stream it's like you're looking like this like
literally full force the left like what I look the only way the only way I can
ever look at chat is listen put up put up any of the sus clips if I'm looking
like this then I cheated if anything if I look like this this is where I'm
chat. Oh no. Miho, hold on. You didn't do that. What do I even do, chat? But you never
do that, Mimura. You never looked that far. But Mimura, like, I don't know, bro. I'm
on it. This is my monitor. This is my monitor. They put it, probably should have put it on
stream delay. Yeah, probably should have put it on stream delay. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
both people, we probably should have put it on stream delay. Mimura, Mimura, Mimura,
can you, Mimura, can you, can you explain one thing? Okay, go. I'm gonna screen
share real quick. Okay, go. And I want you to be honest with me. Yes, I'm
I'm honest, bro.
Trust me.
Okay, go.
Your monitor, screen share?
Your monitor ends right here, Muda.
Boom, but Ron, Ron, can I ask,
can I tell you something, Ron?
Muda, your monitor ends right here.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
but Ron, Ron, this is the perfect-
And your eyes are here.
Yes, yes, yes, but this is the perfect counter.
Stable A, chip off, Stable A.
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Ron, where else would I be looking?
Look at my eyes, look at my eyes, look at my eyes,
look at my eyes, right?
Your monitor ends right here. That's not where the chat is well. No, that's probably where I was looking, bro
Ron just look look stop stop you're actually missing the off run. That's mini-map bro second of all look at my POV if
I even look anywhere remotely near here
There's no monitor here. The monitor is all the way back here
But mood and you
Well, I can't read Ron. I can't read chat.
Ron, go back to the lasers one.
His monitor is on an arm. He can move it? Say you swear!
BOSS!
Wait, say we're laughing. He can move his monitor.
Move it off.
Obviously I can.
But go back and look, Ron.
Shit, I don't have one of those. I have these flat monitors right here.
Right here, I'd be like that you can go through my entire Vaughan. I never you know I'll give it to you
Bro, I lost fair and square, but man
What are you act like this is the first time you win traded bro, hold on let me lock in Roka for this. I'll just shut a thing I
Think I
Think this is a DQ perma band
Forever no, I don't listen man
something it's us I'll give it to you though bro you know there's nothing
sauce bro that's not right here's the thing oh that's where me okay there's
one to say it wouldn't be hurting me it's hurting me all right I'm there I
guess I'm the one person in the world is hurt you yes very interesting here's the
thing bro right so we're up on your mother's life my mother's life I'm not
stepping well but all his mother's life man I mean fuck I believe him man I
I just never asked me what happened April 4th bro about showers never asked me what is April 4 April 4 shower, shower, shower, stack a never ask him
Oh today's April 4. I just realized that yo, can I say something yo squishy? Yes
Yes
Alright, I have a few things to say this. I'm all I'm all for like fairness and tournaments, bro
I don't think he was sniping, but I do think he was reading the chat. Yes
Everything I love
No, no, no.
Muda. Muda, I show back in your Vodbo.
You look at that the same way when you're not streaming that, bro.
That's what I was saying.
I mean, all of these things.
I don't think he's actually...
I don't... Muda, I did as don't think you...
What's his knife?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm literally gonna...
I'm literally...
I guess it's just word against word,
but well-won. Everything I love.
I looked at chat me twice in entire time,
and it's just...
No, it's okay to read chat.
I'm not saying that I read chat, too.
But I'm just saying like...
It would always be like...
It would always be right when you make like...
like those plays.
I showed them all right I have a question I have a question at any time that game
Did you look at that see a position and go to it based on the chat?
No, well, no on everything I love on a day of love dog kill me and take away my career
And I fall off the moral I serve my life. No
Okay, cuz I do
Time great things to do and all I was telling me to do was heal
Truffle law
I got two of the girls of the round when he gets in here.
Nobody's talking about that.
Look, guys, we have like, I think we just stay high-minded in here, I think.
Why don't we, if he's writing the chat, why don't we just look like the chat we're saying?
I did. There was showers, so that was the joke.
The shower, shower, shower. Then he said, stack, stack, stack.
Listen, I'm gonna watch the finals, bro. Let's watch the finals.
Look bro at the end of the day man. It's not saying and run
You're you're unbiased bro run Europe. Why was fair? I'm not gonna lie. I love I played yeah
He rinsed me he rinsed my shit pause
even
He took my ass
You guys ever wonder that I literally have I've been playing every day today. Can I say this though?
Let me say that yeah, but that's why I don't think it's up
I think you're just like you think that I'm saying that I think you watch streams
I did my chance to say that I don't think that I'm just saying I think that you yes
I I think that if you think it's a hate form sure I think that your chat feed fed info here and there and you read it
I would do the same thing. I did it during FNCS. I cheated unknown with streaming. We are looking at other streamers
I cheated I stole that shit. I stole that shit. They can't get me. It's been six years, bro
Like I did that shit. I was wanting kind of like bro
Listen, I can go this tournament. Well, let me be let me say this bro
I know a lot of shit right now. Yeah, this tournament was cooked from the jump, bro
Hey, listen, it's all my fault again. Yo, I should have just not even mood of steam is too good
Trick is the god
Yeah, I said you're the bro. Yeah, it's no I said Muda and strict about Muda and Triggy. That was fair cuz no
I'm gonna be honest with you.
James, don't say that about yourself, dude.
You're a great guy.
I'm a great guy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't agree with that.
But it's like every time I touch a tournament, it burns.
It burns to the sense.
I know.
Dude, it's not your fault.
No, people are getting swatted.
It's like, we gotta stop.
Dude, no, it's OK.
We gotta stop.
No, no, it's OK to get swatted, bro.
The police just came over, greeted us with guns to our face.
It's OK, bro.
Yeah, it doesn't matter.
That's how you greet someone in America, bro.
You bring a gun to their face, bro.
behind like it's fine all right listen all right bro lacy good luck this is before
you guys leave before you guys leave before you guys leave can you guys
look at the screen share bro I'm gonna have to wait here someone I'm on ice
would have lost the time I want to see that's all okay let's see look your
screen share mood up wait yes yes okay this was me in the middle of the what
is this where was this we're watching this is where I read chat are there
four e-girls on your team.
Yeah, this is part of the segment,
but this is literally four days ago.
Wait, that's the same look.
Look.
Yeah, but didn't you say you turned your head fully?
Yeah, you're back heavily now.
No, no, no, look.
What am I looking for?
Look, bro, please.
You're not even reading chat.
Your eyes are closed there.
That's how I read chat right there.
So now you're looking down?
Bro, wait, wait, wait, keep it good.
Go on.
You're self-reporting.
That's not a read of chat.
Yeah, I think what you should say, bro, I'm gonna be out of how I read it's like, hey, maybe I did read chat like, you know what I mean?
I swear to God.
I'm gonna be honest. I've been reading chat the whole time.
Hey, me too.
But I just but I said that but I said the differences.
Guys, let's do finals.
Yeah, I want to watch the finals.
Muda, Muda, Muda, Muda, prove me wrong and I'll get on my knees and I'll say daddy, Muda, you're to go, bro.
I see Emperor Palpatine, high-vives, bro.
Listen, I think we're also missing something else here.
Oh, man.
Wait, let high-vives talk.
Let high-vives talk.
I'm just saying, realistically, if Muda's trying to look at a wide angle out of his peripherals,
he can't see over his nose anyway to read the chat.
Also, his eyes go sideways. I'm not kidding. They go different directions.
This is true.
He's got an account for all of these things. So he's he's going against the webinar
And ranked by the way
Okay, here's the thing finals with B03 but now you guys do you guys still want to do a B03?
B01. We wasted an hour.
Alright, just do a B01 finals.
Gotta be done at like 10, bro. We started at 5.
Are we holding on to E-M-O only?
Yes, bro.
That would be another tournament rule. Look, bro, it's all on me, bro.
It's all my, and me and Hi-Vives, bro. We are pieces of garbage, okay?
I'm not gonna lie, you're fucked up.
Your events are like literally no one else is doing that on Twitch, bro.
So I don't know if you're trolling it up.
You're the only streamer right now that's putting it together like events like this consistently for fucking shoes all together.
You're bringing the community together, making us all get in one place to play tournaments.
Sure, there's a bunch of baby rages and a bunch of shit going on, but this wouldn't be possible if that was happening.
I know, bro. Thank you.
Me and Jesse fucked this one.
Bro Jinx you might be ugly and you might be John. Oh my god. He's beyond beyond both those things like and you know
You might have really big nipples, but you're doing a great thing here for the street
Yeah, you're doing great. Thanks. Yeah, but we just got me and hi guys have to clean up the scouting process
No, the problem is these fucking streamers have egos and they cancel last second on you, which is fucking
I'll be the one to say
I
I was gone for a while, but I'm here. Yeah, I just wanted to say I didn't watch it a stream bro Jixi
These tournaments are awesome. Like there's gonna be problems. There's 40 streamers. There's 40 ways that things
There's 40 communities, bro. You literally can't win. Yeah, you can
No one's gonna love each other here, man. We all just gotta be happy. You know what I'm saying
All right, well, I'm glad everybody's having fun, bro. Let's get the finals going. Hey, all right
We're good everybody good. Yes
Good
I'm not going lonely. I refuse that was in a rule. I refuse
This is sad for him, bro
All right, then that's a sad form because I'm not the only one who said this wait
Like bro like whatever bro, I'm dead ass whatever no no no next time I will debunk true true. I'll just sit back
I'll sit back.
Yo, your ship's in general.
Yo, Mura.
Yo, Link's in general.
Yo, Salki.
Mura, you gotta go, no, no, no, no, no.
You gotta go, him all with me.
You gotta go, him all with me.
Mura, Mura!
See, to play here, if I'm Mura, this is the player.
I sad farm here, get sympathy.
Right?
And then what I do with that sympathy is I try to win and then when I win, don't say
a word, don't have any ego whatsoever and say GG's simple as that so that you even
get even more W farms.
That's what I would do.
The general general
Look at so can't fit
Say hello because I've been pranking y'all this whole time
I'm really a pro Valorant player and I'm really going to turn it up for his funds.
I've been being faked.
It's 40 streamers.
See? Same thing, this is good.
Wait, this is an easy game.
Hate form YBG for no reason?
What?
What is this?
What is this?
Is this the clip where he screams?
Wait this whole time YBG got hateforms Kingsman didn't even have audio!
That's actually dork shit talking mid-round each other. Oh my days. Oh my days if anyone is hate y'all
No, but guess what guys I'm gonna be pinned of the guy. Yes, true. No. No, let's do it. Let's watch this game, bro
Actual design tonight on the day of when you say that you can't play
You know what jigsley the biggest fucking problem I'm dead ass set the biggest problem with these fucking tournaments is
Not the players in the game
It's dead ass these streamers who cancel last second make everything fucking corrupt and like fucked. It's like it's ego, bro
It's ego
It's dead ass. It's dead ass you go
He's got to stop inviting shimmers that we know are gonna cancel bro
And honestly bro, it's not a shame to call them out like that ass like maybe I'm tripping
I don't know like Jinx sees the only streamer and you could say I'm D1
You could say I'm fucking him until he comes whatever you want to do
Here's the only one hosting events like this where all streamers all are together and
Playing video games, bro. Like like bro. I don't know. Maybe I'm talking too much as I'm sick. I don't know
Are you telling the truth?
I have
you wait he's following my my rhythm I said don't speak it's a game so it's
yeah yeah no that's a great example and honestly I fall for this too it is a bunch of streamers
with chat backing their delusions in the promise there's so many communities
including mine we're just defending their own streamer that it becomes that like
no one ever figures out who's right or who's wrong because everyone's
delusional even me I'm a little delusional bro what well my chat was
W's I get a little delusional when my put my chat puts calicking silence I
know delusional the difference between me though and other streamers is at
least I admit it and at least I'm aware of the problem you know what I'm
I'm sorry.
Anybody to just front?
Your favorite streamer can be wrong besides, besides the Braun James and Marlon.
West.
West or west, but we can't get west, Texas.
West.
We can't get west, Texas.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
But we need to go west.
But I'm on 70, we have people with everybody, four people on 70B.
No, we have a server that's more equal to all of us.
West let me hand Duke. I don't know if Duke Dennis is up there for me anymore
What can never be wrong? It's really just Marlon in the brawn
I
Agree I agree if you're a small streamer in these type of things you'll get fucking ganged up on and then you know
You'll do you just do one of these
Like you just you just like you feel defeated
Why do you have the name Ron's future SVJ brother check mood a spot a fight and it's debunked if he's cheating Kequah
Yeah, we lost the plot
We lost the plot
They told me he was a Geometry Dash player who never played Valor.
Is there a Liars?
Oh! Is that what they said by the way?
They said Trick never played Valor a day in his life, right?
Well, me too, dude.
Oh, and no one even played Valor.
Well, man, do we know what Mapper 1 is?
He ended up being Radiant!
Oh, no, they didn't?
How was he the best then?
How was he last pick?
Oh, okay, bro.
Or like, very close to last pick.
Is there like a Utah server? Like...
Yeah!
Oh, in the West?
was he first
i mean georgia a really better here this is the dumbest thing i know why does my chat one guy me
wapos on 65 hey guys uh buddha said their west where east can we do central uh so it'd be central
texas is probably why is everyone so fucking negative i'll tell you exactly why fantasma and thank
you for the first time chat and something to me to say month the thing is negativity nowadays on the
internet is what brings more light than positive and it's unfortunate it's
unfortunate but do you notice and I'll debunk that or I'll back that up right
now notice how Joe came in he said so much love so much nice things nobody
remembers that but right now everyone's still talking about the stream
I think
Negativity is more impactful than positivity nowadays
By the way
I got off. There's east. There's
west and there's central.
might as well just do central.
Central's in the middle of both
east and west. That's what pro
Fortnite players do. Yo, yo,
yo, this thing sketches acting
stupid, bro. Just please go.
That's what I said. It's already
on it. It's already on it. It's
already on it. It's already on
it's already on it. Okay.
We're not getting anything broke
See this is good farm
Once we get in the game we have to like erase the the fry mental where's Rekai bro, we need Rekai
We need Rekai these tournaments bro, that'll turn shit up
everything we've worked for over the past five hours.
Let's check the Valor Tweet, any hate on here?
For saying Kanye West is-
We're not selling it by having a bad mental, bro.
That's ridiculous.
Was really glazing a Nazi Valor.
That's so disappointing to see.
Everyone listened to you last time.
Fuck, fight, Muda!
I was watching you, Samara.
Oh.
Wait, not.
Got him.
Thank you, Mr. Man.
Thank you for the five gift and trade apoc.
yo are they on the moon yet chatter no thank you try here to go okay there is no
way they're arguing for what we have said bro but why are you like why do
they think that they see what the West thing is wait oh no who cares let's get
This matter that he started it yo, all right
I'm gonna figure this out show me the West Bank and then show me the central thing and then
AJ gets 20 case I get the live
Like yeah, I'm just gonna look at the importance of
Fifty-three, fifty-nine, fifty-three, eighty, forty-five, twenty-five, forty-three, twenty-five, eleven, twenty-five.
Wait, what server is this? What server is this?
How old is this class?
How old is this class? What are they fighting for?
Now, if we go to Texas, Bucky, four, thirty-four, fifty-one, forty-nine, twenty-seven, it literally equals out perfectly.
It's Texas. It's in the middle of both continents.
Wait, go to Weston?
Weston?
Show me Weston.
Yes.
Wait, I've never seen people argue this much over fucking Ping.
Bro, we played on like, a hundred thirty Kekwa.
And that's the right team.
like what the fuck
Yeah, I'm on 80 bro. You gotta give me some relief here
This is pretty easy I'm about to stress eating get food from Dennis
Time zone bro time zones
Yeah
Yeah, I'd be my protein pretzels we still have to win though. Yeah, you know, it's never over til it's over
But holy fuck that's because we have to win. He can't like he can't be saying nothing wait
It's it right. Yeah, but just what matter shall I open up my Twitter com or is it not worth it or open up Twitter?
Jesus well, it's what is literally for nothing like it's for it's for it's for stream bro my old
I know but it's literally for like bro it's for streamboats for content for viewers
I don't know why we're not just gonna win bro. Yeah, that's the whole point
Hey, hey, you know this thing is
Oh my god!
Holy matter daddy!
It leaves in Joins and leaves one more fucking time.
Who's talking?
Who's that?
Who's talking?
Choosing Texas isn't choosing our server, bro.
That's choosing the server that's best for everyone.
Yo, Mura.
What is that?
You guys picked the server, right?
No.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
Is Joins mad at Lacey?
You picked it actually.
Wait, how are we going to decide the map and the size?
Just...
Well, you see how about you pick, bro?
How about you pick?
Yeah, at this point, I just flip a coin.
I got it.
No, you guys pick a map you want, and then Lisa picks a map,
and then we're just going to ask Bernard.
Ron looks extra sexy today.
Thank you.
And then remember, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You up side or map, Muda?
Side or map?
I'm going to have side.
OK, so I'm going to ask Bernard, OK?
Wait, flip a coin.
By the way, heads and tails, Pudo.
Heads.
Hey, Bernard, I gave a point.
I gave a point, Valor.
I'm going to get a point.
Nick, here we go, flipping it, and it's heads.
Let me know on the side of your face, or anything fucking.
OK, so yeah, thank you for an honor.
OK, so wait, Mota, you guys want sides, right?
Yeah, I'll take defense.
OK, so then they pick the map.
Yeah.
Yeah.
OK, I got to pop a pimple.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
All right.
Let's watch, Chad.
We're picking our side.
Bo-Chat, well, I'm sorry, bro.
Like, genuinely, bro, it's dragging on way too long.
I honestly was in a good flow and good energy,
Until like everyone started tripping out bro. So my bad if my energy went down a little bit, bro
I just had the whole entire earth and continent 70,000 people calling me a cheater
Wait, did YBG do that when everyone called him a bunch of like racist shit
Everyone was hating on him when fucking Kingsman didn't even fucking have him
Like he muted him. He literally muted him like he didn't even fucking hear it
I'm really wasting everyone's time bro
And YBG's smaller than you like probably I just don't want to hear that like I'm dead ass
because now now it's sad for me to make people like so I don't know what everyone's
speaking I'm gonna say this hard bro okay no I don't care bro call me
delusional because the sense not you know bro I'm gonna sit here eat my water
and drink my protein pretzels bro yeah she didn't say you know what I got a
stick to not collabing and I gotta stick to literally just going live clicking
links through Twitter and getting on Minecraft for Lays every day for the
next five months.
I'm saying they already play in the sense that they...
Okay.
That's your fault, jc.r, it's the rules out of rules.
Jc, jc, jc, remember when we did the spoilt tournament?
Chat, when can we do pro...
Uh, right now.
You're like, you're like...
When can we do the PO box?
What day?
You're like the only clicking ranked maps that are in the rank pool.
Yeah, so does that not qualify to Valorant too?
I mean, I don't want to know you, I don't want to delay this any longer, I don't want to know what I need.
I just, they got the map, I think they could just pick whatever map they want.
April!
I think you just don't want us to win.
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
Maybe April 13th?
If we win, then we'll lose.
It doesn't change anything, it's fine.
Not what I want.
Explanation Mark PO by the way, Chas.
Explanation Mark PO.
Are we ready to start though?
monitor if you don't start like to mess there yeah a cent what size do you want
we want defense okay good luck thank you
I said I haven't played a sense in literally like years but I don't think
it's that hard right it's not hard is it
So what we get drunk so what we smoke
Yes, that's even easier from not fingering my ear eyes are not even easier
Actually even easier chat where does sage play on site by the way chat where does sage play on site?
stream faster, what does that even mean?
Sage plays A or B and then walls, no no fuck the mid wall, fuck the mid wall, chat they're
too stupid to go mid bro, they're just gonna hit sites, so you just want A or B.
Fuck the view count, make every view.
I'm not gonna let the looters say anything.
Alright, are we ready?
Yeah.
Are we ready?
Uh pilot has a piss.
No I'm not pissing, I'm not pissing, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not,
I'm not getting up, I'm not getting up.
Okay you guys ready, you guys ready?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Ready, guys ready?
Yeah, yeah.
Turn of the game, bro.
Take them away too long.
Thank you.
Okay, okay, okay, everyone don't lock in.
Don't lock in, don't lock in.
Let me, okay, so soba,
someone go, whoever was playing.
Someday, someday, someday we go,
set it off, someday we go.
That's our fucking con.
Let's just, let's just let it go.
I've been trying to make you love me.
I'm gonna get out of my seat real quick just fucking.
But everything I try just takes you farther from me.
All right, try it. Try Emo-Omi.
Well, it's strange that it changes Emo-Omi.
Yeah.
Hey, YouTube chat.
Uh, I'm not looking at you.
I'm not so good.
Why, it's like five hours?
You're asking a question.
Well, I'm not gonna lie.
I'll steal this soundboard.
What is this one?
Or what show I'll still this one
That's my bag now hold on that's mine now
What's in
I
Yeah
Why don't I get so many food out
That's mine, thank you
And then our
I haven't put this map in a while but Sketch will be
BANG
Sketch will be and you're gonna wall be every round like this Sketch shall come
BANG
I gotta get rid of one
Yeah it's even better to be honest though they fucked up
Probably get rid of
Sketch you're just gonna wall like this bro
No I don't need to wall like um
Like this
Let's call it
I know what you're talking about
Fascinating
Perfectly
Literally just like that
Then I'm gonna do this
Mods will be mode only if you haven't already
Um
I'm gonna play mid
I'm gonna play mid
Where? Who said that?
No troll from here. I said it before the basketball started wall that is easy the greatest valid player
Don't ever run up in there. You're gonna die. I still do that other one. That's not the wall. Yes, that's the wall
Don't run up ever again like that this wall vertically like this look at your mini map like this, bro. That's it
Yeah, I'm saying so I do expect him to win against Lacey anyway
Yeah, you're good you're good you're good you guys I
Fucked up the wall. I bet they all want the wall sketch you can't okay
You gotta work on this wall
Someone come stack me, someone come stack me, someone come me, someone come me
I need to stay near A side
That's not our smoke lane, no?
Don't smoke it, don't smoke it, don't smoke it, don't smoke it
Okay mid, mid, mid, mid, all at mid, all at mid
Nice, that's bomb, bomb, bomb
Nice bro
Can be anywhere, care, care, care
I
Probably lured fast blinks after by lurking on the wall just broke a mate of you
He's he peed back here
He's probably not there anymore he's probably going to be mean
All right, this is a big round I just wouldn't this boundary here because this round's just good to win bro
I know bro.
Uh, sketch come here bro, come here sketch please hurry hurry, you gotta work on your
shit come here.
Yes sir.
Hurry come here.
Who do they think they were?
Damn!
I bet they were right now.
Who knows what I'm referencing right there.
Press your button, press your ability.
Move press the button where it goes in a straight line, your wall.
I got it.
Okay bro come here, sketch.
What's up bro?
Wait why are you here?
You're here.
You're gonna fit it right here.
You've just been sitting here since our match and it's wall.
What do you think about this?
my friend be honest
I mean yeah, he's probably reading chat
But I don't blame him I just don't
I got the cat, I got the cat
I just think yeah, he probably was
That's why I said I don't think it's that big of a deal
I just don't like how he wouldn't admit it
Cause I would admit it
Dude, I just wish I'd fucking hit that ace a lot
That's what I'm thinking about
Oh god, have you hit that ace?
That would've been legend
I wasn't locked in enough to notice it was sketch
I would have played it if I were to play so wide
The episode is calling our name all not be an emote only I don't fucking don't sketch come back here
I'm down episode to gaming. I did see we did hit 350k do we hit 350k likes on our last video or no
We look hit it. We were just sneaking up
Maybe we'll see
Let's give me 5A, okay, here I am, nothing mid, nothing B, it's going to be A.
Okay, one second.
Dash down, dash down.
Dash down, outside, outside, outside.
Wait, who is this trick dude? So he's a geometry dash player or what is it?
Outside, outside, outside, outside, outside.
Oh boy, boy, boy.
How good is he for geometry dash?
Yes, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead. Now aim in, aim in, aim in.
Don't push him, don't give him, don't give him.
I
Who's number one chamber?
On site
Just hold tight you guys a bomb. Yes, you know check if you guys a bomb. Yeah, yeah, we have a bomb. Okay. Just dance. I stand sight stand sight stand sight
No, no can't be there can't be there probably he has to be aiming or cap
What's the best Kanye song? Yes, which should be honest who is it? I don't know who the fuck I know what the dogs is but
to be on your head honestly I don't know don't take come to life ghost town on
site
main main main main yeah radar radar I mean hold the smoke hold the smoke hold
the smoke hold the smoke everyone hold it
So
Hey, you know Chad it's impossible it's physically impossible it's to
Boat your ankles and spell run you guys can all try right now same thing same thing
Try it out right now
I don't care about the video. I just want to get a new piece of it. I don't care anymore. Come on wall that wall that up wall that up wall that up
All right, right away though. You're too slow sometimes never pick your nose
Wait am I getting sick because I picked my nose so much
I
Did you lower all this audio
You know what I think I actually have to I actually think I actually think
Sketch go play near the wall next to your wall
I actually think what when I have whenever I swim I get sick is anyone else like that or no close
like this perfectly no no no back up back up they see you first back up back up
back up back up back up bro when when uh after Jason goes thing remember what I
swam in the pool I think I got sick from that
let's go let's go learn if you like still learn if you like still learn it's
2026 and you're still calling me an LA sissy boy it was a main last time he
You can be A main or mid.
You can be A main or mid.
You can be A main or mid.
It's like, this is sad.
That is a 20-20-40 joke, bro.
Where's Leigh?
It's in, it's in, it's in.
Leigh is down.
It's show.
15 seconds, 15 seconds.
Reloading.
It's for lack of points.
I'm trying to bounce off my risky.
10 seconds left.
Fuck them flushes
Kill them kill them take this gun on sight by the gate activated. Oh my god
Now that I think about it, I don't actually
Actually give credit to people who play Valor every single day
Valor every single day reminds me of fortnight
Like what do you do like after you do everything?
Yep
You know what I think
That'd be so fire
Yeah, I think we'll also attack you. It's pretty cancer. Yeah, we got it. Let's go
away here. Okay. On site. We're gonna fight. They're gonna push one. Yeah, I'll take it.
I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll take it.
No, no, no, bring that back. Bring that back. Do not set it out there. Come back with me.
Oh, too late. Thresh.
Wait, run away?
Should we go to church tomorrow?
Okay.
I got this.
I got this.
I got this.
Yo, Chad, why does everyone say that my trainer who makes TikToks on me says he doesn't train me?
All the way around me.
Dude, I was looking through the comments. They were fucking it. They hate on him, bro.
I don't know. I'm not smart enough to know why, but they literally actually rip into him.
I know. I'm god, I saw that.
Because every workout that he made
Jack I actually swear not I get so I get like so sore from him. So I'm confused
They're bad bitch work out
What is that?
It's a fucking full rightist like smoke cigarette.
Dad, it's just training or something.
But I'm confused so should I drop him?
I don't even pay.
It's with like just, you can make content.
I feel like he doesn't do a bad job.
I
Don't know he doesn't really like I
Don't know I'm getting like just like gaslighted to thinking that he's bad at what he does
But like bro, like I feel like when I work out of them. I feel good
I'm supposed to go to the diamond gym next month.
That's crazy.
I'm not even gonna kill.
The craziest part is next month I'm sick.
What?
Run this, run this.
I'm gonna try to figure it out, but I think it's gonna be me, Faxity, Ilya, like my
trainer, and then it's gonna be Lee's.
The question is, what's gonna happen, Lee's, if they tell you to drop and give 100
You know you can't troll I trust me on go okay all good take is me to like look at you though
It's just gonna be bullshit
You actually cannot laugh yes facts and he's gonna go I'm gonna get
She's gonna be funny. I'm not gonna get it back into an equipment way. I already see it. There's no way he does it
one yeah one gigolades they're gonna make me do a hundred hill spreads
actually might cost you a fortune
you think facts will cancel chatter he'll do it let me call
I
Play a quick Val game
Yo a little bit wrong live right now
Yo, uh next month next month. I already have it locked in mean you were going to the diamond gym
You literally said yes
What do you mean
I
Dude, we're not gonna complete that. We're gonna get fucked.
Dude, so you're not gonna do it with me?
Uh-uh.
Listen, you know I'm right or die, bro.
If you- I'm there, but I'll be gonna make it out alive, is the fucking question.
I don't know, bro.
You will! You're fine! I'm three hundred and fucking sixty pounds, bro.
And I'm a child of nobodies!
Am I gonna make it alive?
What does your faxie doing to one burpee?
What?
What's he ready?
Paxi did you know how to do a burpee or no?
You can't call quits that's cheating
You shoot the wall down in the middle
Then don't come bro simple. I'm fighting you
Yeah, you should feel bad don't be late keep making it feel bad keep making it feel bad
All right, what would your son do bro? Would he quit? No, so come on. We're going
He's gonna die yeah, he's fucked. Oh, he's gonna actually die
I'm like a lie
Once they start sneaking onto me bro, it's actually cooked
Yeah, but you can't be on your...
What is this?
Oh god, I won't
I don't want to be
I'm left...
The only way is like if I sneak up there and I can get away with it
Then I would do it again
No, I actually can't
No, ladies, you do one giggle
They're gonna shoot us
I know, I actually do know
really have not looking forward to that. Like it'll be funny, but not in a moment.
One more time. I fucked with this.
I'm going to play mid and I'm going to play top.
They're going to have a firing squad for us.
They're going to make noise.
Smoke mid immediately.
Oh my God.
How long have I been streaming for six hours?
Am I even kidding? I woke up today.
Shivering? Like waterline throwing up?
I like that.
Holy shit. I'm a grinder.
There
No, dude is I think it's my bananas, but I gotta get more of those freaky bananas they give me the tip bananas
And you're probably juice up on your own gum. Oh my god. I forgot it's in my car
Chat I bought an oral gum you can put me in a tiktok ad it's actually good. I swear
Shaper. Thumb in. Thumb in, Thumb in.
He's one, he's one, one, one, one, one.
Wait, when you use Neon, is your first shot accurate when you run?
I was fucked out of here.
Last round before the split.
I'm not in here.
Alright, let's just play the job.
That's it, that's it, come on.
That's it, come on.
Thanks, dude.
You need time to do it, bro.
Wait, your first five?
Is that accurate? Are you serious?
I don't know. I don't know. I don't play here.
Whatever your crosshairs it's accurate like a hundred percent accuracy
Feel go for a wall again go for a wall again. All right delay wall by one
Do you want to get you good?
YBG is good. We're not he's good
Yes, it was fun
She's so fun.
Yeah, this shit was fun, bro.
I mean, at the end of the day, I do think we lost
France Square.
Like, I think they were way better than us.
Behind, behind, behind, behind, behind, behind, behind.
But I definitely think we lost.
I don't think we entirely lost because man,
I just think he was doing it.
Yeah, I said that from the beginning, though.
I don't like the fact that he read that.
I'm not dying.
I'm a downhill.
Do I think he's better than us?
Yes.
Do I think they would have won regardless?
Yes.
Do I think YBG got hate-formed and everyone walked past it
because he's a smaller streamer for sure.
Shadowing and not holding angles.
Brother, I'm a IRL streamer.
He's my second time playing Valorant.
I'm a level five.
And Mood is a number one ranked radiant
with another radiant on his team.
I'm back.
I'll be all right.
I'll be all right.
I'll be all right.
I'm going to switch that sound, though.
Nice.
I actually thought why would you have band on the switch
there.
So we got band.
You got it.
You got it.
Come on.
I thought he got band, too.
Switching sides.
9 3 curse nails
Low key I'm gonna watch so he play around
I'll see how silkie place
We're gonna put your TV. Do you want to put his chamber thing on top of a mountain
I'm a backup man, I'm a backup man.
That's a good spot.
I mean you could play close and keep off me because I'm gonna shoot then dash off.
I'm gonna flash, I'm gonna flash, I'm gonna flash.
I'm gonna shoot then dash off then they're gonna...
Wait, how does Suki know how to play this?
Is Chamber good anymore? He used to be pretty golden back in the day.
I used to be a Chamber main back in the day, Dave.
Not as good as he used to be, he used to be beyond OP.
Like before Ascendant was a thing, I used Chamber.
I hit him, I hit him.
Oh
Yeah
Yo, Silky is actually a burger
So everyone by light armor and a stinger at the top at the top left how is pilot playing bro, isn't he drunk on a laptop?
This is a look like I thought he would be like on the beach outside. He's looking like a setup
Yeah, I got back to be in the tropicals
I can't believe we met yay
Jason's fucked up he really
So he just got so he just rolled
Where?
I think someone picked it up.
Ehhhhhhhhh
That deal you stole was pretty good. That's a good steal.
Yes, baby! Yes!
You got the gun?
Nah, I got the second.
Go boys! Come on, baby!
Go!
Come on!
I'm gonna work out here. Do you need a gun?
Yeah.
I got you, bro.
What is the word maxing going on?
Dude we should do the challenge like a chokeout challenge.
Oh the chokeout challenge?
You should let me choke you.
Hey.
Lacey's actually so like bad at hacks.
She's a fucking fraud.
Holy silver maxing
Wait
Wait, no way they win this if they win this
I gotta start pretzel maxing
I don't know
Yo, I didn't know neon was that broken
Let's see our sketch plays
Everyone on A, everyone on A, everyone on A, everyone on A, everyone on A.
There's the bot.
They might play up close, they might play up close.
Good good.
I'm gonna rock, click, two and take, we just can see they've got a goal.
It's sketched like blind, bro.
That's too be mean.
They're on the whole tab, type it in the chat.
Why does he have a pig crossing?
Okay, let's go out.
Wait, we should play this, let's just play this.
Wait, where are we going?
Coming up, coming up, coming up, coming up, coming up.
Coming
Oh
Wait they need to win this round
Oh, I watch.
Well, they're going to get spoiled.
Come on.
Come on.
You walk backwards.
Yeah, right here.
Right here.
Get underneath.
Get underneath.
He's saving.
10 seconds left.
What?
What is there?
Walking out.
Wow.
Guapo with that tail.
All right.
All right.
Hey, we're coming back a little bit here.
Imagine being Nemo.
Right?
He is a permanent.
Oh, yeah.
Right when we were here.
Let's go. Come on, baby. Come on. Play a little bit of different sides here. Yo, yo, yo, yo.
I'm gonna tuck behind B site, okay? I'm gonna just tuck it. I need you to run right back to me.
Baby, I need you to run right back to me.
I hear, I hear B main.
I
Think they're not committee
Back like I never left
I'm playing Rakelin.
I really fucked up how to... Episode 2 might have to wait.
No worries.
I don't want to but they smashed the like button so I'm not really worried.
They did smash it.
And I hope all of them liked it or their luck didn't do it because otherwise the
like doesn't count.
By the way, so if you guys want to start like the video, if anything, don't mind your body,
you know what I'm talking about.
But don't test it, because you don't want to like honor your own.
Guys, smash the like button.
Who the fuck is unorthodox?
Who is that?
Did he go crazy?
I was watching.
That's silky?
Holy dog shit!
Oh my fries y'all ever heard of 12-5 curse never heard of shit bro
We would on me and bro
If we lose bro, dude tomorrow's really Easter Mars Easter. No, I'm pretty sure
Yeah, what do you guys do for Easter?
He's going to church and having a day with their family
We should do a high-roast room. We shove every egg in her ass.
Okay, I'm gonna peek in. I'm gonna peek in. I'm gonna peek in.
I'm gonna have to dig him up.
And we have viewers look for him.
Who the fuck is to my right?
Yo, you son of a-
You're running at people.
Hey, come on! Yo, I got this! I got this!
If Lacy clashes this, well, I mean, I'll do a 48-hour show.
Lacy, oh god, if you win this. Lacy, Lacy, is it 120?
Oh my god, wait, no he's a burger
I didn't need to read the chat to win
They said when my team was locked wait wait
They said that we had the worst team and that I was out first round Jason was confident
Jigsie was confident everyone thought that we lost first round
Louise
Oy vey miho. Hey Siri FaceTime Jigsie
Jixi. Starting a FaceTime call to Jixi.
Wait for it. How many kills did Jason drop against him?
Twenty-two. Really? I think.
Where's Jixi, bro? Twenty-five.
Jixi, listen. I don't want guns.
Yep, but I just want apology. I just want your respect
Also, I want to say thank you for that's a W. I don't even want the subs bro. You can keep them
But bro, I genuinely want to say thank you for letting me in his turn. They're getting crazy reviews. I'm sorry if I try hard
It's too hard. I'm sorry
It was kind of
I'm that ass man
Where's the heart chat with the bandage over it? What is that emo code?
the heeled heart I agree I don't know how to pick trick though who was trick last
picture my game wait chat what is the uh when is the moon landing thing when is
that
is that the speed of light no when is it done like when does it land at the speed
light shut the fuck up when does it land 1.3 wait they're not even landing
So what the fuck was the point of that whole live stream? Is that just a hi-
Holy fucking leaked. What am I looking at?
Wait, so can't like-
Can't I take this information and take down the rocket myself or will I get banned?
I don't know.
Wait, can I even make those type of jokes or I'll get put on a watch list you think?
Hmm, where do you go on a drunk list?
Who remembers during the fucking, oh classic day, the phase helmet heads chat?
Who remembers what Sookie said in the booth?
I don't suppose that there's a humming missile in the garage.
Let me not make that joke with all this shit in my chat, bro.
Ladies, you looking at my stream?
Yep.
What are you doing?
The shark shit is so retarded
Fuck
They cut our I can hold it's up to the chat row, bro. I haven't done this in a while though, bro, and I'm sick
Fuck
But at least he's a miner
Fuck we good
Like minecraft you know like miner. Yeah. Yeah, I'm picking up
Minecraft hills are sickness, you know what just cuz I like this chat
Let's do a quick episode to why not
Why fucking not bro, why fucking not?
Let me know the gooner client
Why fucking not bro that ass gooner this chat has been nice to me today, and I'm sick
So you know what I'll do it for the one time
What a one-time.
What a one-time.
Fuck, wait, they hit the light gold though of like the SMP.
So who gets added to the SMP?
Let me give that a struggle.
Five gift for Pyros, thank you so much for the five gift.
Can we give it to W5 gift in the chat?
Aren't you 30?
Why are you playing Minecraft on a Saturday?
Go outside and get some bitches.
Wait, what?
Who could have YBG to the fucking hold on well young fart God is he still streaming not
I have his number either GGs
Did he end?
I think he did
Wait, where are you bro episode 2 is about to start
Who remembers last episode we made a house with Roberto our dog?
I think it was Ricardo
Oh Ricardo
Shut up Ricardo. I'm working. Yeah, where's lace bro? Come on bro. Episode 2. Lace!
Oh, intro, intro, intro. Come here, come here. On the beds. I gotta hit him with this. Wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it. The
loose mirf cat song ready to shh yo yo yo what's good youtube can we get a w in a
chat right now to the let's play episode 2 of the stable SMP I'm with my
friend Lays y'all smash the like button last time so today we're gonna go to the
nether you guys smashed it smashed it smashed it you know what I'm saying the
likes have been going crazy y'all been going crazy the comments have been
If this video reaches 500,000 likes, we will be going...
Uh, what do you think about this?
What do you think?
Oh, it's going on.
We will be going to be...
We'll give away half a million dollars just for y'all.
We'll give away half a million dollars.
So smash that like button with your nose today, alright?
Get it with your nose.
your nose and by the way guys if you do try to like it without your nose they
like fun actually glitches so please don't like it unless you're using your
nose please guys please don't use your nose thank you
here we go
all right I did that episode. Are you ready?
I fucking hate my job.
Rod, change the title. Episode 2.
all right bro oh man we could cut we could cut this like after post-edit
Like once we get it going, but like bro. Oh my god being a Minecraft youtuber is so hard
I actually hate this shit, but I hate our viewers too. I'm just trying to just try to groom them
I don't know it's just for getting more boring and boring as they just been growing up
All right, we're RPing a little too hard by the way. We're RPing way too hard.
All right.
Holy shit.
All right, we got diamonds. Wait, what is that?
What?
Wait, let's sleep.
What is that?
Come here, sleep.
It's turning day, though.
Let's sleep.
Oh.
Wait, we can't now, GGs.
What is that?
Is this what happens when you can't sleep?
That's what these things are.
All right, so what should we do?
What should we do this episode?
give me a 2 on episode first and foremost i think we build diamond armor yeah
literally holy shit chat without i made iron armor for absolutely fucking nothing
because guess what i didn't even fucking use it all of diamond armor
I'm just gonna make some tools bro. I'm gonna make some tools real quick. Just make some tools, don't mind if I'll do.
Yup, just gonna do it. We chat, we did a little bit of off-stream mining, okay?
So, you may look at us and be like, well why do you guys have all this stuff?
Little off-stream mining, just something simple, you know?
I
Toss those diamonds back here
Hey, but at least he's a minor
All right, I think we got to upgrade our house a little maybe then heads of the nether thoughts yeah
Little bit of house everyone knows
Never ever make wood planks you get logs everyone knows this you get logs, bro
But don't dig too far or close to our house because I still want to have that nature around us, you know
Facts I'm gonna replant some trees. Oh replanting. Hey, but at least he's eco-friendly
Wow, that's a good one. Yes
You know the song don't mind at night or no, yeah
Good song
Classic right there. God. It's a good one. It's a great song. I don't make them like that anymore, bro
They actually don't make Minecraft remixes ever anymore.
Also, well, like, they don't make, like, good regular music like that anymore, either.
No, music Loki fell off.
A little bit. Besides Yeh. Yeh is the greatest artist of our generation.
Yeah, Himmendine Vicious are actually, like, it's crazy how they're just, like, one and two.
And they're like, and it's a close battle, too, but it's just crazy to do them, which is so fucking good.
I listened to Nine Vicious's album, it was alright.
Do I say it was great?
No.
But it wasn't bad.
Don't say it was so good.
That song is so good.
I'm pretty sure it's good.
Whatever happened to Too Slimy?
Do you think that era of that type of music is done now?
Dude, I don't think so.
The era of bullshit?
Do you think Too Slimy actually thinks he's a good though or no?
I mean like I really try to give it a listen to it. I just can't know I actually try giving it a listen also
I just didn't understand it
I think maybe it's not for me
That yay album was bad. What no troll. Yay's album is actually good. You guys didn't think it was good. I
Thought it was pretty good
I actually thought it was good no trade no hashtag no hashtag ad that is low key
I'm gonna build something over here next to our little mine shaft but at least
he's a minor that's good bro good stairs thank you bro that's actually
Good stairs
Stop saying that yes, sir, sorry job copy
This is the good life bro Saturday night playing Minecraft with the bruzz in the chat
This is that as the good life
Imagine you just wake up, bro. You just play Minecraft and just enjoy life
Like do I have anything to complain, bro?
And if I do am I just ungrateful
I'll ungrateful run in the chat
deadass
Okay, I'm thinking chat read this for me ready look one two three four five one two three four five
Is this a weak-ass house or not I feel like it's pretty nice
I don't find it I feel like this is pretty nice
Wait actually hold on holds you hold for a second or not
Holding
Hold on, are you holding I'm building a dirt portal we're gonna go to Skid Row
He's gonna teleport us to skid row.
Holy fucking skid row appearance, bro.
Might have to.
Who logs horizontal?
See, that's a noob strat.
Everyone knows it's more visually appealing to have logs straight up.
Everyone knows that.
Everybody knows that
When I was younger I used to build like
Minecraft I would duplicate shit and build a diamond house, and I made it for my mom and I remember she was so happy
And I told her all I did was mine off-stream I've been like my mind off-camera just like just like Beijing Canadian
Who joined well well well Vaughn what's up dude?
So do you still think I'm sniping or doing anything? No, I never said you said that's not the word
Yeah, I do still think that
Do I think do I think you're the best player in the tournament and then you are gonna win regardless? Yes, I
Said that before
Here on can you say you're proud of me? Yeah, I am proud of you. No, I said that right when you won
I said I actually dude believe in you
Really?
Yeah, but I do think that you did read the chapter. I'm not like mad at it
I I don't know why that's like such a bad thing to say
Ron I love you bro. Well, love is a strong word because love you can let me tell you some of my love as a philosopher
if you love someone you can also admit wrong things and when you love someone
anyone can make mistakes and when you love someone life isn't always gonna go
smooth that's the point of love because you never quit on someone you know
hey bro can you just say I love you not? why are you trying to get to Joe?
it's philosophy of course I love you really? I think you're a very funny
dude bro and I think you know there's a lot going for you in life and you're a
bundle you're a little bundle of joy Ron I love you bro
ladies you're fucking chopped pussy fuck you you know dangling in front of
your face most of your life it is dangling sorry about that viewers in the
chat that is our friend Muda we're gonna have to cut yo editors keep cut
that out please editors we shouldn't have any
any greavers coming like that again?
hold on bro i'm actually listening
hold on
wait
hold
now that looks fucking COMP
wait I'm actually a fucking builder I'm a good builder bro dead ass I'm dead ass
a good builder dead dead ass you can't tell me nothing Chad you dead ass can't
tell me nothing I'm an art I'm a shit your bitch ass up Ricardo holy fuck
don't ever bark what I tell you about barking in the house holy shit
Oh my god, he doesn't listen. He actually doesn't listen.
Eat your food. Sit down.
Let's think.
You're on time. Come on. You're on time. Come on, Ricardo. Come here.
Come here, Ricardo.
What is this?
Come here. Come here. Come here.
You're on time now. Come. Come here. Come here.
Come. Ricardo, come here.
Ricardo, get on the fucking block.
Dude, are you fucking...
Get on the...
Ricardo!
Dude, Ricardo, I'm gonna make you drown. I'm not ass.
You can kill him. On guard. You can just kill him.
Bro, he's pissing me off. Get on the fucking...
Dude!
The quarter are you okay?
Good.
Now stay here.
You're on timeout.
Oh fucker, you're darking out.
Now you're actually in timeout.
You're isolated for the rest of the day.
You're gonna stay there.
Shut up.
You'd rather like to shut the quarter?
No.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Chet Gardo enjoy bro you don't time out all right hello pick up some of that
welcome to the discord channel who is that we join me it's me it's me um like
I'm sorry I'm sorry if someone's watching like oh who is it's probably
hype is shit and then it's like yeah like oh might be junk over the junk
might be jink see fuck might be speed it might be kind that's just fucking
fucking Squidward
Hey, I love you guys bro, Ron. I love you
Are you really about to commit suicide? What's going on? No, bro. I'm happy, bro
I love you like we get it, bro. You won without having your chat with like so we can go
You get it, bro. You are your W's bro. No, listen, bro. Ron. Can you show me your ass again on this time tonight?
Fuck it Harry. I don't shave your fucking ass
Go get fucking nose surgery
about that
You know like if a girl wanted to like there's like a creepy ass girl in the middle and she killed Muda
She could get ass like take his nose off his face and use it as a dodo
Yeah, that would be really creepy for girls with the mackerel eye
That'd be creepy bro
She could have, I mean it would work
You're not wrong
He's so creepy
But at least he's stable
Oh my viral.
It's a good fucking joke.
Yo bro, you're not entertaining our viewers like me. Come on.
What what?
You have to like, talk and shit bro. Like, we're like doing a let's play, not a fucking, uh, uh, be quiet's play.
Yeah, sure. Yeah, so like right now what I'm doing guys, for those who are wondering, I'm just making a stone cutter and I'm just gonna try to-
Wait, what is a stone cutter?
well it's gonna make it so I can get some stone and then I can get some stone that
looks good I'm building an underground tunnel system for us okay how far down
maybe does it go down to diamond level no it's just right over here it's gonna be
used for when we what my plan is I want to kidnap sheep and I want to
kidnap chickens I want to put them in our tunnel system and I want to breed
them illegally without anyone knowing and yeah that's good and we just keep
them down in these tunnels and we make it super dark like we have a we have a light
switch and everything and I can put some like redstone and it's like it makes it
so they can't ever leave like they're always gonna be stuck here for the rest
of their life okay that's good yes but it's also good because they won't be
able to see the daylight no sunlight for them they don't need sunlight or
maybe I give them like one piece of Sun like maybe I just dig a straight hole
up and they get like a very yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you're gonna
yeah you're right you're right you're right i'll give them this right here hold on i'm trying to figure out what i'm doing
yeah i'll give them one i got it yep
what matter daddy to go please that'd be a stress
i'm gonna yeah i'm gonna give them one fragment of hope just that they think oh my god they think that
they can do like escape that's all they fucking need did you shit
Put some cobblest I'm cooking some cobblestone about to come farm some cobblestone. Wait chap. What animal should we kidnap?
Oh, yeah, that's it right here. Hold on any animal. We could fucking get bro
Yeah, right here our bitch ass dog is just crying on the island kill him
I don't have any torches on me
They don't put torches down. Look, this is what we do.
See, you give it a little bit of hope.
We're gonna put like one glass block up there.
But they might get, um...
...creepers.
Like what?
Creepers might spawn on them.
Bro, let them.
Okay.
How come episode one was never uploaded?
Our editor's still working on it, bro.
The like button was glitched because there were so many likes that you guys, like, destroyed our like button.
Yeah, and it's still by the way we had to get a new editor
We just had to get a new one because the last one I was editing he edited it too much and
The edit was like wow we can't even edit this. It's just way too. It's way too much
So then I just like to call my HQ. Wait, so what do I do with these things I could put it in a stone cutter
Well, I might need some I might need
Oh, that's not even bad
I don't know who this is not even a bad matter that who dares shoot me
Wow
None of it no one in this chat had the PVP potential I'd make
All right, we're gonna need one order of daddy one set of matter oh
Okay, yeah, we could do that
Chad is there a way all is there a way in this game that you can like make a form for like coal or make a form for like
Like I don't know bro. Like what it what could you make in this game that you could like how do people be doing shit?
I know I'm not pro either. Some people are goons.
I'm gonna take all this.
Lavaformer's the best.
Whoa, holy gifted subs, bro.
Thank you for the 10 gifted subs to the fucking Let's Play, dude.
Holy shit, can we get a W in the chat?
That guy just gifted 10 subs for our Let's Play.
Let's fucking go. Appreciate it, bro. That's a love right there, bro.
That's actually love, bro. Thank you so much. We get to sleep going?
Yep, you just give us one more reason to keep going
Say his name
What a good night sleep indeed
Slap great.
Thank you, Crazy Bull.
For that, you know what you kind of remind me of Crazy Bull?
My dog used to eat something called a bully stick.
It was a bull's penis.
I'm not kidding.
Does anyone know what I'm talking about?
Uh, man.
Good eats.
Is that good eats?
Another goat? Yeah.
Here, I got this, bro.
I need to get some more coal so I can get active, because all my stones disappear from
the furnaces.
There's something skewed like a frog.
It's glitching out.
Oh yeah, I like this, oh yeah, I like this, oh I like this, oh I like this, oh yeah I
like this, oh I like this, chat and keep hating bro, drink your Haterate chat while you're
at it.
What you got going on over there, what you building, what are you crafting on?
Keep drinking your Haterate bro.
Let's see if I'm straight ahead or any of us don't go.
Oh, okay, just did a gel out of you.
Wait, what is Strip the Logs thing? What is that?
Okay, right click on my thing with the axe.
I'm doing anything.
Take your shield down.
Wait, is that a buggy?
I don't know, it's a preference.
I don't really know if I like that.
L Chat.
L Chat.
This music's so dead assed.
Hold on, wait for the beat drop.
Holy actually, I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
I'm gonna go to the beach and see what's up.
This music is so dead ass loud.
Hold on, wait for the beach hop.
Holy actual, it can't go.
Holy shit, this reminds me of when I was a minor.
Dead ass.
They're cooking my cobble.
We'll be there, sir.
Run.
Who occupied you?
Holy, thank you for the tent!
Are we gonna w the tent for the tent or is the tent?
Holy actual...
Thank you for the tent, bro.
Later, daddy.
Sank...
Sanctuary...
How do you spell sanctuary?
I say NC saying to you ary saying that's a and ct
Say you ary
You got me kissing the ground of the sanctuary
Who remembers back in the day when you had signs?
This thing when you made signs you have to just break them to write down if you messed up you wouldn't be able to re-edit it bro
I want to do one of these, a little diagonal, maybe do one of these shit.
Ladder, a daddy house.
Ooh, there we go.
This is nice.
Yo, Ricardo, shut your bitch ass up.
Why do you always bark?
Holy shit, like, you're actually so fucking annoying.
the way about fuck him I'm not gonna fuck him I'm dead I look like a BS dog
we need coal bro we need a coal bro we need to get like a villager and make
him go mine for coal actually don't even work hard work hard we can go hit the
We're so sick this is nuts.
I know. It's okay tomorrow since we're gonna go to church. It's the Lord's day.
He'll kill you.
That does? Will he? You promised?
Yes.
Can you give me a favor? Can you make me four lanterns?
Four lanterns. I can do that.
What the fuck are you making? Bro, shut up and just watch.
You're gonna watch a master at work and then you're not gonna complain anymore.
Like holy shit just let me cook
All right Ricardo you're out of time out
Okay, I'm gonna actually fuck your ass for if you keep out doing
you want some chicken huh enjoy the food Ricardo
alright anyone who's watching the let's play we're about to go to the nether so
we're gonna have to go get some stuff real quick we're gonna have to do a
little bit of mining to get some stuff yes sir and it should be a great time
who's ready to go leave a comment down below if you guys are all scared of the
that makes you shit yourself three never right who knows that viral meme
I'm low-key worried. What if we go to the nether and I'm just I get I get really sleepy
Oh, you might like what if I just get so tired like what I'm just tired
And then hopefully number one rule is just don't sleep though you have to stay awake for your whole life.
Daraz?
Make you sleepy died.
Die even trolling.
You swear?
Yes.
Put it on Jack or more.
On Jack or more.
Not trolling.
And we keep your shots.
Uh chat what order of 20 gifted subs, please
Holds
There we go. Is this ugly? I don't know.
I don't know, I'm putting much fucking grass and flowers around here.
Wait, this looks actually good. Hold on. Hold on.
Not a bad show.
Hold on.
Don't sun me, bro. Don't sun greatness, chat.
Don't do that, because if LeBron built this, what would y'all say?
He's a king.
True though.
Alright, now we do the hard part.
Going to the Netter?
Who's ready to go to the Netter?
All right, Shane, I'm scared as a mug wait low key. I'm gonna make I'm gonna actually make this look dope. Very watch this
Yeah, go ahead. Okay. Hey feel free. Wait, I'm actually gonna make this look no very watch this shot
Actually watch this actually watch this I'm watching I
Don't know I was just feeling it like and then and then
Just hold bro just hold oh, yeah, the chance was crazy for this are you gonna borrow it up?
Yeah, be nice
It's not a sex dungeon that's where I'm gonna put the nether portal you guys had to ruin it
So now I had to leak like I was gonna surprise you guys
You feed fish in this game. I don't know dude. That's in the wrong dude. I'm not a fisher
Oh
I look out a move wait. I'm not gonna lie. Loki remade Epstein's temple
Wait, we should recreate that on Minecraft
You ready
I think the fish I put in our pond are self-cating because it's not sea water
Ricardo get inside it's dangerous at night come on
Good boy, stay there
We're gonna now what we're gonna do chat smash the like button if you want to see it
But now we're gonna go try to go to the nether
cities
It's gonna be
This is actually lit we're actually lit on God. This is actually fun
I'm right behind you. Hey, what are we going on here for coach? Hey, where's our fucking mind?
covered it
What's down here down here?
That ass
Can I just go down here? Oh, yeah
How do we get to it?
All right, let's not dive are we full diamond
Good spot, oh my eyes
Holy elevator spam look at this chat little tech from stable in auto
I see an LW
All right now we got to find a lava pool. Oh
Well, that's just convenient for our let's play Wow nice
But it's gonna go ahead and cover it. I don't have
We're getting more it's opposite
Can you put down a torch dude?
Alright, well can you make one?
I don't have any coal
We'll go find one
I don't know what it's at
Well can you build?
I don't know how
Well can you get the, can you get this?
Do what?
Do you have diamond pickaxe?
Yeah
Start mining bro
How do you guys not have torches?
Real gamers don't get fucking torches bro. They just raw doggits. I'm trying to be different
What if I turn the lights off in my room chat then will you guys be happy well the recent
Look here we could do some off-stream money for some culprits
Okay, no troll don't be weird
Talk to the chap
We're gonna be playing battle down
So guys
Just playing some craft.
This is a fucking good life.
Crafting is a god's man.
Yeah, by the way this editor is gonna keep all this out so you guys feel free to say whatever you want in the chatroom.
This will not be kept in.
I don't look like iCup, by the way, nobody's spelled that.
For all of our young audience out there by the way, just don't do things like, don't
fall for their madder daddy prank, don't spell iCup, just be careful for trolls on the internet.
I'm sure your school has held an assembly or some type of meeting about social media
and cyberbullying, so just make sure you listen to what they're saying, run all of
your accounts on private make sure you can turn the screen off whenever you want
there's a lot of people who try to troll bro and like if you don't have an icob
dude were you telling them some weird shit?
no I was just making sure that they like you have a young audience I'm just
wondering about like the icob prank that people like to run and stuff like
that wait I got Colby goat icob dude what the frickin lays out a young
audience
We do have how much how much obsidian you have five
Hey get one more
She's gonna couple just for the road, baby
Do you think we actually influence like kids in our chat to speak nonsense like
I was playing Valorant and there's some grown man in my team
That's what mattered at, he's like, oh you fucking watch Ron, you fucking watch Cliz.
I saw him, I already saw that on TikTok, I already saw him get someone in the car with that, he was so mad.
He's like, you need to fucking grow up.
So definitely, yeah.
I was like, geez, bro, if you can't smell iCup, just say that.
Wait, how do you smell iCup? I see you pee- DUDE!
You know how we are running in!
Oh my god, we should all be in radiant.
What?
You're feeling that girl, Mark, I tell.
I was not killing that girl dude
She was like oh my god you should be radiating
Yeah I was going nice but
YBG got tight where he poked away
Look at this little fucking tunnel I got going
I know you're just like a pro tunnel
You can tell you better before
Wait why is this, did you build all this right here
Like out of the stone?
Uh, so fucking good
behind you, behind you, behind you matter
All right, come here follow me bro. We're about to create the biggest fucking prank in the world
All right Ricardo, I want you to train ready Ricardo attack
Ricardo
Oh my god
We're trying to steal it.
Ricardo, get him!
We're getting slapped, oh my god.
Ricardo.
Ricardo! Do something!
Ricardo, get him!
Oh, yes!
Yes!
Nice!
Ow, Ricardo!
Yes, get him, Ricardo, get him!
Help him!
Oh
God what?
Our corner for doing good three cook to meet for you. Come here. Holy shit good boy. Stay there
To the nether? We didn't really mind shit.
I'm sitting in.
Oh yeah, I'm building bombs.
I'm building some for you, bro.
Let me get it out.
Alright, you ready dude?
Yes.
We're trying to get free nether rite tickets.
Holy shit, let's go.
Alright, let's go bro. To the nether!
Woohoo!
Smash that like button right now if you're here.
This is a good time, this is a good time to smash that like button.
Come on, good spawn, good spawn.
Ooh, a jack of all trades in the spawn.
Crazy bull with another 10 gifted. Thank you, brother.
Everyone say thank you. Holy shit, thank you.
I remember our coordinates.
159, 60, 28.
Check leave a comment viewers leave a comment down below of our cords right now if you guys want to do us a big favor and help us out
Please
Texted my girl the word Abby by accident. Oh
Now you should go in D&D
I
Say yes Abby instead of yes, baby by accident GGs who's Abby?
Don't hit the piglings yes, but this piglet you can hit cuz we don't have gold boots dude
I'm looking kind of sleepy but watch your feet watch your feet dude
This is a fucking chat. Why can't I see shit?
Yeah, why can't I when my chat is all spinning? I'm getting tired
Don't do it. I'm actually getting tired. Don't
Well, I'm low-key getting fucking
So I think for this episode dude, I think we're gonna try to find a fortress. Yeah
Yeah, I'm trying to kill this.
And we'll explore it for episode three.
Uh, yeah, why not, you know?
Down.
So let's explore the Nether, let's get all the stuff.
Can we get some quartz? Yeah, get your quartz up, get your levels, get your freaking...
Ugh, I'm a little bit tired, bro.
No, no, no.
It's a war.
It's a war.
Our fashion would be nice too.
Why are you playing this crap game?
Dude, stop hating on us, man.
What was that, Haterade?
Yeah, Deadass. That was an actual Haterade.
Like, this game is actually fun when you have a cool friend like Laze,
and you have an audience to make YouTube videos for.
Literally. You just want to get it.
You just want to hit Haterade your whole life.
Holy shit, man. We need to become a minor right now, Deadass.
I know. I'm literally fucking...
How do we get it? Wait, why do I how do I turn off like this fog, bro?
Not entirely sure I don't know if I have that
Wait, they're saying phase what the fuck is a phase logo where oh wait, what the fuck wait actually
Holy fucking Mr. Crab seed
I can't break a chap because I actually do like phase and phase is not gonna treat me
good so I can't ever like say anything about him
well now I'll just break in here for the bone block
dude I can kill you
oh I forgot
hold on there's a skeleton below
Slurking?
Guys, if we get a hundred likes right now, I'll light them on fire.
Dude, I can hear you.
Oh, shit.
I have no more blocks.
What?
I have no more blocks.
Oh, my God. Holy shit, you're a brine, sniping at us.
We need blocks, bruh.
Yeah
Dude, you're a little, why are you farming soul sand, like nobody farms that
It's not soul sand, it's only soil, it doesn't soil you
Oh, really?
Yeah
Wait, how did you do that?
Some of it's soil
Wait, what is a gas pad? What?
I don't know
There is a lot of shit that I did
I did any box?
No
So you go in a different direction?
No, he might as well get across.
They're saying use the orange water to swim.
Dude, that's larvae.
It'll burn you.
It'll burn your skin, that's larvae.
I don't know who's that.
It'll go look for the sun.
Oh my god, I thought it was all my days, Mom.
I thought it was all my days moment.
Dude build a cross bro, I'll meet you there.
The nether is looking kinda quiet, it's looking scary.
It's creepy.
I
Where should we go these boys need to chill should we go back? Maybe let's go back. I don't like this area. It's not the form
I've been mouth-breathing this whole stream.
Because my nose is still scubbed.
You're fucking up your jawline.
That ass is how that works.
You're fucking up your jawline.
I'm low-key addicted to nasal spray.
I don't want to do it.
I love to do it.
I love to drink.
I
Want to chat a little dream talk me this
Like you guys are a mother man on a lazy try to stop me to be the game cool parkour yeah, I got you
I'm right behind you, buddy!
I'm missing every shot, bubble!
I'm missing every shot!
He's half a hop!
He's half a hop!
He's half a hop!
Get him!
He's right there!
He's right there!
Get him!
Whoa!
He hit me with the snow!
That was genius!
He's ready to pull my hand!
He's burning my face!
He's burning my nose!
He's hurt!
He's hurt!
He's hurt!
He's hurt!
He's hurt!
Oh
Collect glowstone when I was a little kid
Actually a sword that's not really anyone else
I hear a little fucking blood.
Son of a bitch.
Holy music soundtrack.
God fucking damn, bro.
I still see pride out of the bitch.
Dude, where's the fucking fortress?
Actually, that is like the plan now.
get in the hole bro come here
that's all
200 IQ
200 IQ bro
I love that
it's scripted
no way
my freaking
glob
Okay this is good. This is actually good. Ah! We found it dude.
We found the yakbar.
Okay dude, by any chest of there that has diamonds it's automatically mine.
Because where I cleaned it 4,000 years ago.
Okay.
I've seen it I fell.
I'm done.
What?
Holy intense music.
The question is, do we go up here or do we save this for the next episode?
We could, dude, it's hitting on.
Guys, if you smash the like button right now, we'll explore right now.
Okay?
You guys gotta smash it.
Oh
There's a black eye careful don't they like wheezing you
Go get it! Go get it! Go get it! They're gaming!
I'm sorry.
Help me, help me, help me, help me.
We're good, we're good.
Alright, we're good.
Hey Chad, what is armor?
Really dude?
Wait Chad, is this good or no?
Are these good or is this not worth getting?
Really dude?
Is this worth getting?
Get it all, it's diamond horsey armor.
Yeah, I'm only low on food, bro Can I be honest with you, bro?
In that chest, there were three diamonds, I stole it so quick
Wait, dead cave?
Something down here?
Wait, I'm looking kind of tired, chap.
Don't be, don't be so easy.
I
Got to go explore we go
You found a new spot
There's a way but it's a cross when there's a will there's a way bro. That's what my mom taught me
Ready look at this
dum dum dum dum dum
Whoa
Wait, this is a little weird little friend wait, we should set our spot with a bed
Now he's a hundred likes I'll kick ladies off the edge
shit
Oh blaze one blaze one blaze blaze wallahi blaze blaze blaze double blaze double double double
WG double base WG double piece
Oh
Right or left we get right or left
Check my spawn, we should fight
Heal him, heal him
One set
Take down the spawner
Can I break the spawner dude?
No, I'll break the spawner
There's a cheat
Can I spawn?
There's one on fire bro
There's one on fire dude
Wait why isn't Axe better?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Why are you briefing them?
So they spawn down here so they don't throw away some of the main drives.
Is that how that works?
Yeah, because maybe they'll like, like they'll drop down on this wall.
It's like one more. It's just one more block down here.
Wait, are you a better like minecrafter than me?
Wait.
good luck bro let's go
should I have pretty drive really up right now I feel holy shit wait check
look at this look at this ready
holy trolls I only have four breads we might have to get out of here soon bro
dude I have food don't worry take one of these
thank you bros
Wait watch this ready yo blazes. Can you spawn?
I'm gonna go to the other one bro you can have that one what up jake see run down dangle wait watch
Do it when we go to the side my journey match we got a finger jink see
Jinx he had
Taking a lot of HP, I'm not gonna lie. I'm really weak on this so cute
three netherite ingots
oh i'm dead holy shit one heart
really?
oh yeah
trouble throw
okay okay okay
okay okay okay
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, let's go come on
Look at that there's a hundred
I'm one bread
I can't heal! I can't heal! I can't heal!
Run! Run! Run! Run!
Take my brain!
Holy shiii-
I'm still a potato savers!
I'm still a potato savers!
I only have one piece of food left!
I don't have any! I only have one rotten fledge!
You know what dude?
Tell me!
That's where we end the video right now!
Drop a fucking gifted sub, drop a like right now!
Episode 3 is on the way!
If you want to see what's gonna happen in episode three drop a me in the comment section below
Okay, will we escape who knows will we make it out? Who knows find out in the next episode
We're gonna do a little bit of mining off-camera. So who knows maybe we'll have some food
We'll figure it out and we'll pick up next episode. Thank you guys for watching
And as always
Double G double peace
I know no, no, so what we should do now is like we should spawn in some form slash game
Editors cut this out editors cut this out smash game on creative
Double-jibble please
All right, bro. Well good day at work today. Oh my god one of the hardest listen, bro
Can I give you a quote of the day? You can give me a fucking qo TD
You want to hear for real? Yeah, I do. I got you
I had it saved here here close your eyes. Are they closed and they're shut
All right, just listen ready
You can walk down a straight line without worrying about anything
But you take that exact straight line to put it to the next time. No, no, no, no, join my stream and listen
Listen, tell me when you're here. Okay. I'm here man. Is it quote from yay, right? You listen. Yeah, I'm here
I'm here. Look, you can walk down a straight line without worrying about anything
But you take that exact straight line and put a 20-story high, 20-story high, and you know I'm wrong with it, no?
And you move the balconies, you're gonna be so concerned about the idea of falling that it will make you fall.
And that's where the superpower is in removing the fear.
I'm gonna tell you, bro.
That's the best part about that quote is the fucking Tik Tok outro.
The best part about that quote is that I shook his hand yesterday.
That's crazy.
You did it.
I shook his hand.
Wow.
All right, chat.
Please.
It's been a really nice great time.
It's been a fun day.
It's even been real fun.
All right, well, see you around.
See you around, Tom.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Alright, well see you around. See you around town, bro. See you around town, brother. Alright,
chat. Um, who should I raid? Placy, Morlon, you know what I realized? Should I even raid
anyone anymore? No one ever raids me. I don't keep thought about it. No one actually
raids me anymore. Like dead ass nobody ever raids me, but I raid everyone. I'm
I'm always there to help people.
But who helps me?
Good stream today.
Deadass, I was sick as fuck.
I had like no energy today
and we still stream for seven hours.
Great fucking vibes.
Appreciate all the subs today.
appreciate all the doughnuts, appreciate everyone who followed.
Like we dead ass had such, like I was so tired today,
but I felt so sick.
So I still fucking streamed dead ass.
I love you boys so fucking much.
Thank you again for anyone who subbed,
who stopped by, who decided to watch me
over anyone else bro.
You know what I'm saying?
Cause like that's a real privilege
is having a community that watches you,
even if you're like not energetic, et cetera.
you guys choose to watch me and I appreciate that.
I should be live tomorrow unless I feel literally too sick.
I don't know, it depends, but I should be live.
So see you tomorrow, Prud.
Join the Twitter, com, exclamation mark, com,
and then also send stuff to my P.O. Box, exclamation mark,
P.O. I'm gonna read paper.
Love you, boys, shout out Jinkseach for hosting
a tournament.
That shit always helps me a lot.
you know content wise and just like fun so thank you so much and I'll see you
guys tomorrow bro deadass and I'll see you guys tomorrow
Something that I've already said
You like the people
You like the people
You're trying to sound like something
Something that you've already had
But I think it's good enough to try
And refuse to give up
She'd like to kiss me, but just go down my head
She'd like to, but just go down my head
She'd like to kiss me, but just go down my head
But I don't know how I'm gonna see her