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stableronaldo

04-07-2026 · 6h 52m

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[00:00:00] Give us the love of the day, and hear our prayer, please Lord, whenever we pray.

[00:00:30] You've been, you've been good.

[00:00:34] I just want to say thank you, Lord.

[00:00:39] I just want to say thank you, Lord.

[00:00:45] You've been better than us.

[00:00:49] Better than us, man.

[00:00:53] Father.

[00:01:00] No, you're wondering what an FB pin, but I'm back to life like an FB pin.

[00:01:07] Still in the left of skin and off, check me out, then check me in.

[00:01:11] See this coat-nigger?

[00:01:12] Bye-bye to my old self.

[00:01:14] Wake up to the new me.

[00:01:16] I used to be a world star.

[00:01:18] Now I'm making new sweet.

[00:01:21] I used to hang on the night.

[00:01:23] Now I walk to streets.

[00:01:25] Cause this road became dry.

[00:01:27] I'm trying to drive.

[00:01:28] Yeah, this life is a movie.

[00:01:30] Bye bye to my old self, old self.

[00:01:33] Yeah!

[00:01:35] I'm a world star, world star.

[00:01:37] Now I'm making news week, news week.

[00:01:39] I used to hang on the night.

[00:01:41] On the night.

[00:01:42] I'm a world star, world star.

[00:01:44] Yeah!

[00:01:46] Yeah!

[00:01:47] Movie, movie, movie.

[00:01:48] Ah, mother.

[00:01:50] Hey!

[00:01:52] Hey, hey, hey!

[00:01:55] Yeah, you make love.

[00:01:57] I'm just wondering what the FFD had in my mind.

[00:01:59] Go on like a crack.

[00:02:00] So real is jumping, breaking that out back again.

[00:02:03] Give me little tickets, go wrap them up.

[00:02:05] You see these kids?

[00:02:06] Ha ha!

[00:02:07] Daring with the 10 gifted!

[00:02:10] One, two, one!

[00:02:13] Fucking up to lose.

[00:02:14] Hey!

[00:02:17] Or six was good.

[00:02:18] G.L. was good.

[00:02:19] Battle was good.

[00:02:20] Stano was good.

[00:02:21] Kips was good.

[00:02:22] Edgar was good.

[00:02:23] Major was good.

[00:02:24] X-Temper going well, Christian was good, Samuel Jones was good, the champ was good.

[00:02:31] What are those here? What are Bigfoot? What are Bashur? Hey hey hey hey hey!

[00:02:37] Can I get a heeeeeey!

[00:02:41] Yo. Yo, yo. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo...

[00:02:52] Ow!

[00:02:53] You was God

[00:02:55] You was God

[00:02:57] Was good

[00:02:59] Hey, Chad, y'all look good tonight?

[00:03:01] Deon, is y'all look good tonight?

[00:03:03] I just pay cash for that bitch with more shirts.

[00:03:07] Get my right back.

[00:03:09] No, Chul-Chad! Y'all see the skinnyness coming in?

[00:03:13] LOKITO!

[00:03:15] LOKITO!

[00:03:17] I look good though.

[00:03:19] I look good. I miss you guys, man.

[00:03:21] I miss you guys man. What's good man? Let me see the emote of the day

[00:03:25] Let me see the emote of the day man. Yo, big thigh highs. What's good cool comic Brady was good

[00:03:31] Kelly I was good swing was good Jaden was good

[00:03:34] Evie was good Morty's was good rug was good

[00:03:37] Raya was good. Okay that name sounds like you know what I mean his names Raya

[00:03:41] Something weird- FIVE GIFTED FROM MATTER DADDY!

[00:03:44] HOLY MATTER DADDY!

[00:03:47] WHAT'S THE MATTER DADDY?

[00:03:48] HA HA HA HA

[00:03:49] AHH

[00:03:51] Emote of the day is the pretzel

[00:03:55] is the pretzel

[00:03:57] Nice, Emote of the day is the pretzel

[00:03:59] Yeah, well, what's good man, what's good

[00:04:02] Thank you man, 3 months was good

[00:04:03] Hey, appreciate all the subs

[00:04:05] Hey, thank you man, 6 months

[00:04:07] Mods, pause the music

[00:04:09] First and foremost, who mis-stable remoto, can I get a meet?

[00:04:16] Can I get a meet?

[00:04:18] Y'all, can I get a meet, bro?

[00:04:22] Headset going back on that for this one, guys, first and foremost, let's say I'm sorry for

[00:04:29] not being live yesterday.

[00:04:31] I want to say I'm sorry.

[00:04:33] I want to say I'm sorry, bro.

[00:04:35] Listen.

[00:04:36] and get your classics, whatever you want.

[00:04:39] Bro, I woke up sick.

[00:04:41] I wasn't feeling it.

[00:04:42] I was like, I'm gonna take today off, go to the beach.

[00:04:45] You know what I'm saying?

[00:04:46] Chillax, relax.

[00:04:48] It's okay though.

[00:04:49] No one was actually sad though, right?

[00:04:51] That I was gone for a day, right?

[00:04:52] Right?

[00:04:54] Right, guys?

[00:04:55] Like no one was sad.

[00:04:57] Drop me if you were sad

[00:04:58] and you were attempting to end your life.

[00:05:00] Okay, wait, that's kind of aggressive.

[00:05:01] No, don't drop me.

[00:05:02] Listen, I got to see the new house one more time.

[00:05:06] Stop, stop, stop, stop.

[00:05:08] Let me tell you, this house is gonna be fire, bro.

[00:05:11] I don't wanna say anything just yet,

[00:05:13] but maybe just maybe,

[00:05:15] Lays will be staying with me.

[00:05:18] I don't wanna say anything just yet.

[00:05:20] You know what I'm saying?

[00:05:21] But maybe, just maybe, just maybe.

[00:05:23] Just maybe, bro.

[00:05:24] Just maybe, just maybe, just maybe.

[00:05:25] I don't know though, I don't know though.

[00:05:27] So calm your mouses, bro.

[00:05:29] Why did I say mouse?

[00:05:30] That doesn't make any sense.

[00:05:32] Listen, today is a great day.

[00:05:35] Today, chat, stable, renowned, oh wait,

[00:05:38] first and foremost, wait!

[00:05:41] I need everybody in here to be on their best behavior today.

[00:05:45] Okay?

[00:05:46] Yes or no?

[00:05:47] Yes or no?

[00:05:49] Yellow dude shaking his head up and down, bro.

[00:05:51] I need everyone to be on their best behavior today

[00:05:53] because we have a guest coming over to the house,

[00:05:56] this trash ass house.

[00:06:00] We have the Botez sisters coming over today

[00:06:02] to teach me how to play chess.

[00:06:04] Yes, yes, they're fucking golden. They're really good. Yep. I already knew this email was gonna come out of the vault

[00:06:13] I already knew this email was gonna come out of the fucking vault, bro

[00:06:17] Everyone be fucking normal, bro. Holy shit y'all. Oh my god, bro. Listen, listen, listen, I

[00:06:26] Didn't want to tell y'all this but apparently it's already out there

[00:06:30] I've got bad news y'all. I've never played chess a day in my life

[00:06:36] But I have a tournament this Friday

[00:06:40] This Friday I have a tournament. It is going to be agent extra and why did they use this fucking food on me?

[00:06:50] Wait, why am I just

[00:06:52] What is this photo?

[00:06:55] Wait, what is this?

[00:06:57] Wait, why did they edit me to like look so chopped,

[00:07:00] number one and so tiny?

[00:07:03] What did they do to Joe's face?

[00:07:05] Okay, listen.

[00:07:07] Excuse you.

[00:07:07] I have a tournament this Friday with Agent,

[00:07:09] extra Emily, Junko, Joe Bartomifosi,

[00:07:12] Oda Pixel, Stake, and Plackboy Max.

[00:07:16] I'm gonna be honest with you,

[00:07:17] there is a zero fucking way I lose to anyone here.

[00:07:22] Max or no, like who would I lose here?

[00:07:24] Like who could I actually lose to here?

[00:07:27] No shot. Motherfuckers are saying, no, I can't lose to Joe. I actually, I actually can't lose to Joe, God forbid.

[00:07:38] If I lose to Black Boy Max, clip this right now, word to my deads, word to the chat, I will forever retire from being a streamer.

[00:07:47] Okay? If I lose to Plackboy Max or even fucking! I don't even know, bruh.

[00:07:58] Let me honestly, no I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not gonna lose.

[00:08:02] Listen, I'm gonna learn today with the Botez sisters. Apparently they're super good at

[00:08:06] chess. Are they better? Are they better than like the, uh, the, the Magnus Carlson?

[00:08:11] What is his name? What is his name? I saw a video with them.

[00:08:15] Yes? No. Wait, so does everyone in here know chess? Am I the only idiot in here who doesn't know chess?

[00:08:23] Ah! Yes, yes. Wait, I'm so confused. Were you guys taught this as a child?

[00:08:29] Like, maybe it's because I didn't have a...

[00:08:31] Aware. Aware. Aware. Aware. Aware.

[00:08:34] Let me know. Listen.

[00:08:36] They're gonna come to the house around like 2, 2.30, maybe 3-ish.

[00:08:41] So we have about 45 minutes.

[00:08:43] I'll be honest with you guys, I saw the clips about cleaning the house.

[00:08:47] I'm going to attempt to clean the house, maybe I'll do it with Lacey, because guess what?

[00:08:51] They lied their ass off!

[00:08:54] They said I made the mess!

[00:08:56] Go to the fucking kitchen!

[00:08:58] I haven't been in that kitchen in a month!

[00:09:02] There's dirt everywhere!

[00:09:05] Go to the outside of the house!

[00:09:07] Dirt everywhere!

[00:09:08] Place he has a feastable machine that hasn't moved since he hasn't gotten paid!

[00:09:15] The only thing that I'll take advantage of is the ultra warehouse.

[00:09:19] Ha ha, yes, I'm taking advantage of that.

[00:09:21] Oh god, I'm taking advantage of that.

[00:09:23] It's funny to me that motherfuckers want to go on stream and hate for me,

[00:09:26] but for five to two weeks while sitting in the kitchen in person, they don't say anything!

[00:09:32] But, they say it on stream.

[00:09:35] We literally had meetings in that kitchen with shit everywhere. Nobody cares. Nobody cares.

[00:09:41] The balcony?

[00:09:54] Ha ha ha! You got me! Ha ha ha!

[00:09:58] Alright, balcony, I'll take accountability for. I'll be honest with you, there was fruit flies everywhere.

[00:10:02] I did not want to fucking move that.

[00:10:05] Oh, God, I don't know how to move that.

[00:10:07] Listen, we also hit our like goal, y'all, in the last Minecraft video, so it is official.

[00:10:20] We have a new member coming to the Minecraft S&P.

[00:10:26] that new member is the new member of the Minecraft S&P day 3 episode 3 is the man

[00:10:39] who got hate farmed YBG yes yes YBG will be joining the Minecraft S&P as the

[00:10:49] new member bro it's gonna be a good episode well it's gonna be a cinema

[00:10:54] Yes, good episode good episode good episode. We gotta we gotta figure it out. I'm waiting for my whisper

[00:11:00] Yo, brother. I'm never giving you the thousand dollars. I lied. I'm not actually your rage gaming

[00:11:04] I know that's hard to believe bro, but I lied I put my title to your rage gaming. I'm not actually him bro

[00:11:08] I never got the fucking money

[00:11:10] Yo, by the way, did you get your money from rage?

[00:11:15] Hello, well

[00:11:16] You better get that money on God. You better walk that down on God. You better hawk that down

[00:11:22] Whatever happened to a hawk to a girl?

[00:11:24] Don't know I'm gonna be honest with you listen. We got a chess tournament coming up be honest

[00:11:29] Will I win or no?

[00:11:31] Like all jokes aside, I feel like I have a good chance of winning like low key

[00:11:38] No

[00:11:40] Also, let me tell you guys my schedule a little bit here for rise

[00:11:46] Tomorrow or today, excuse me. We have the Botas sisters. W. We're gonna do a stream with them tomorrow

[00:11:52] Tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow. I'm pretty sure Max is having his diswars. I am going to be a judge in that

[00:12:01] W on

[00:12:03] The ninth I have to figure out what time, but I'm pretty sure I'm flying to New Jersey

[00:12:12] On the 10th on the 10th, I will be IRL streaming if I go to New Jersey. I'm confirming what Lois

[00:12:19] I'm confirming with him. Can we get that clear? I'm confirming with him

[00:12:22] If confirmed on the 10th, I will be doing an IRL stream in Chevrolet Hill, New Jersey

[00:12:31] Yes

[00:12:33] As well as I will have my chess tournament. Yes, I know

[00:12:38] Who knows? I don't know if I have any demons in New Jersey that are waiting for me. Yeah, GGs. Yeah, I know

[00:12:46] It's not in dude, I'm gonna take you guys. Okay, but no, no

[00:12:49] You know what? I'm gonna take you guys through

[00:12:53] Cherry Hill, New Jersey, and you're gonna see what it's like.

[00:12:56] You're gonna see what it's like. Deadass, you're gonna see what it's like.

[00:12:59] I promise you. That's fine. That's fine.

[00:13:01] Um, also, I have the chest torment that day.

[00:13:06] On the 11th, if everything goes to fucking plan,

[00:13:10] Los Polos X stable Ronaldo stream.

[00:13:15] Los Polos X stable Ronaldo stream. Yes, we'll be doing an IRL together. It might be at desktop, but we will be together in person. So it'll be super fun. That's number one. And then if I'm not mistaken. Yes, I'm going to, yo, by the way, wad, you're not safe. I want to see you in person.

[00:13:39] Yo, Wad, you made fun of me getting slapped by Bradley Martin too many times.

[00:13:42] Bet. Bet. Bet.

[00:13:46] I want to see you in person, bro. I want to see this energy in person, bro.

[00:13:53] And then, I believe this Sunday, I already confirmed by XQC vs. Stable Renato Brovers, bro.

[00:14:03] Yes. Yes. Yes.

[00:14:06] I will be winning my first ever bro verse bro

[00:14:14] I'm fucking hype bro. I'm deadass so fucking hype. I'm deadass yo no chat deadass dude

[00:14:22] I'm so fucking hype to win. What am I right now? Am I like two and one? What is it two one?

[00:14:27] I'm hype bro. I'm dead ass hype to win

[00:14:31] Monday, I'm probably not streaming. I'll probably fly back and then I'm pretty sure we all lead to the charity match on the 16th

[00:14:36] By the way, I don't know if I have any linkers in the chat, I'd be seeing that what my coach said, by the way, for the football match.

[00:14:45] Yo, yo, what's going on, bro? Yo, what's going on?

[00:14:49] I'm dead ass, what is going on? Like, why am I getting shit-talked by my fucking coach, bro?

[00:14:54] Like, bro, look at this.

[00:14:56] Oh, fuck, I've got fucking...

[00:14:58] Yo, dude!

[00:14:59] You didn't get too much, get off, fuck, I've got fucking stable Ronaldo.

[00:15:03] Oh, fuck's sake.

[00:15:04] Stable

[00:15:06] He's got a nice heart, good spirit

[00:15:10] Yeah, but that's not what I need in my teams

[00:15:12] Nah, sometimes you need to play a new player

[00:15:14] I need to have Ronaldo in his name and put on that sort of display

[00:15:16] Good point

[00:15:18] Yeah, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude

[00:15:20] Audio delayed?

[00:15:22] Ow!

[00:15:24] Two, one

[00:15:26] Can you hear me is it good? Are we good? Are we good? Are we good? Are we good? Are we

[00:15:42] good? Type of Ron you look so good, bro. If you can hear me. No. Okay, bet. Okay,

[00:15:53] bet okay bet they can't hear me out law fuck fuck put on that's what it's a good

[00:15:59] point that's absurd it's not even in his actual name is always called runny nets

[00:16:04] yeah yeah I'm sure the ball in there you try giving a yeah are we fucking dead

[00:16:13] out yo I don't know what it is I'm dead serious I'm dead serious too dead

[00:16:20] I'm actually going to score a hat trick I'm dead ass going to score a hat trick

[00:16:26] I'm so hype to share my fucking talent with you guys. It's absurd. It's actually absurd how

[00:16:34] Nobody here takes me seriously how nobody takes me seriously

[00:16:38] Lay's ball check out this clip

[00:16:42] Yo, are you guys gonna farm every single girl that talks to lays

[00:16:50] Oh my God!

[00:16:51] Oh my God!

[00:16:52] Oh my God!

[00:16:53] Oh my God!

[00:16:54] Yo, Pavi, bro.

[00:16:55] I feel like you should go on a date with my friend, Lace.

[00:16:57] I said it!

[00:16:57] Ah!

[00:16:59] Ah!

[00:17:00] All right.

[00:17:01] Listen.

[00:17:02] Um, yeah, bro.

[00:17:04] This shit's been fucking nuts.

[00:17:06] Well, I don't know if you've seen it.

[00:17:08] YBG is added to the S&Ps.

[00:17:10] Two things, two things, two things, two things, Stumble.

[00:17:13] Wait, what?

[00:17:14] Two things, one thing.

[00:17:15] Yo, I texted you my number, bro.

[00:17:16] Don't know if you've seen it.

[00:17:17] Oh, I did see his number.

[00:17:18] I didn't add him as a phone yet.

[00:17:20] Oof, El Ego by Stable Renato.

[00:17:22] Bro, texted you my number, bro.

[00:17:23] Also, El Ego.

[00:17:25] Thanks for making me a hero, bro.

[00:17:27] Thanks for making me a hero.

[00:17:28] Go ahead, El Ego, me, bro.

[00:17:30] You.

[00:17:31] Oh my God, Max went to the house yesterday.

[00:17:32] It was actually a good vibes, man.

[00:17:34] Look at this.

[00:17:34] You.

[00:17:35] Are we all smoking?

[00:17:36] We all smoking.

[00:17:37] Ah!

[00:17:38] Ah!

[00:17:39] Ah!

[00:17:40] Ah!

[00:17:41] I'm lying, man.

[00:17:42] Ah!

[00:17:43] Bro, no, you're kidding me.

[00:17:44] Ah!

[00:17:45] Ah!

[00:17:47] Ah!

[00:17:48] I'm suing you

[00:17:55] Is that Kai guys you guys just can't say that about everything bro

[00:18:01] Um, I'm gonna be honest, bro. It was good vibes. It was good vibes being around max man

[00:18:07] I did ask miss him, bro. I did ask miss a man. Maybe maybe one day

[00:18:13] No, let me stop

[00:18:18] Anyways got my first job. It was a good run stable good fucking bye brother

[00:18:26] Yes, yeah, I saw this clip I saw this clip by the way

[00:18:31] Guess all this trash guess who this is guess besides me ultra stuff

[00:18:35] Guess guess all this trash that's been sitting here guess who it is since these bozos want to farm me guess

[00:18:40] Guess whose cookies are still out after yeah, yeah, yeah

[00:18:42] Thank you, bro. Guess whose cookies are still out that are edibles brother for a fucking month

[00:18:47] Guess what fruit flies and flies are in brother you got guess guess guess who stuff is all this guess who stuff is all this

[00:18:55] Guess who stuff is all of this I saw fucking someone's doing that order for fucking weeks

[00:19:02] Brother this is this is this I take blame oh my god. I take blame for this one. This is the only one I take blame for

[00:19:09] That's one thing I would take all the ultra stuff. It's Erty package right now. It's about to leave

[00:19:13] By the way to anyone saying it was the pink ultra. It's not it's the ps2 thing

[00:19:17] But everyone else, nah.

[00:19:19] No, no, no, no, bet, bet, bet, bet, bet, bet, bet, bet, bet, bet, bet, higher cleaner, you're rich.

[00:19:25] Guess what, bro?

[00:19:26] You want to see my text messages?

[00:19:28] When I ask to everyone, yo, should we get a cleaner?

[00:19:30] It's fucking dead zone.

[00:19:32] I have no bit rate in the group chat.

[00:19:34] Nobody fucking responds.

[00:19:39] Voters sister's gonna leave after seeing the trash.

[00:19:42] I'll be honest with you, I cleaned my room.

[00:19:44] into my room should I make my bed or do I have to be that formal like I feel like I

[00:19:48] don't have to be that formal it looks pretty clean in here what is this

[00:19:54] Oh

[00:20:24] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

[00:20:28] holy shit, he's 30 years old, bruh.

[00:20:34] When is the next to Weenie stream?

[00:20:35] Y'all ain't winning two of the year with how this year started off, hashtag WOTION.

[00:20:39] Brother, what the fuck am I even, why did you include WOTION number one?

[00:20:44] And number two, Jason knows I'm always available, bruh.

[00:20:47] I've literally been asking when I want to go to fucking Brazil.

[00:20:50] If it's safe, it's safe.

[00:20:51] If it's not, it's not.

[00:20:52] I want to go to fucking Brazil.

[00:20:53] But I'm pretty sure me and Lacey are about to do something. I'm pretty sure we might have a little bit of a deal in flow

[00:20:59] Let's just say we're gonna be

[00:21:02] Spitting but we might do a little bit of a thing where we travel every single month me and him together possibly

[00:21:06] I don't want to confirm it just yet, but yeah possibly

[00:21:09] What is this?

[00:21:12] Sup wrong

[00:21:14] I just wanna say this bro

[00:21:18] Your strings

[00:21:20] inspiring and

[00:21:23] It's a W, bro and

[00:21:27] The hate you get

[00:21:30] You don't deserve because honestly, I'm just tired of it, bro

[00:21:36] but

[00:21:38] Hopefully one day I

[00:21:42] Will like to talk to you as a

[00:21:44] Discord Club because right now I am in your service. See

[00:21:48] Well, man, we see. Point is, though, you're a W, bro. Don't want anyone hate who you are, bro.

[00:21:58] Thank you, Kev.

[00:21:59] And like Sebran, I'm gonna serve Epic Out. You're a W, man.

[00:22:04] Thank you, bro.

[00:22:05] W for you, man.

[00:22:06] That's actually love, bro. That's actually love, man. This Kev season? No? Epic Army?

[00:22:14] I'm like, oh my god, this is love, man.

[00:22:18] Why do you have a Reese's King size as your banner, bro?

[00:22:24] Why do you,

[00:22:27] who do you be following, Mr. B speed?

[00:22:29] Yo, this is a great list, bro.

[00:22:32] This is nice, man.

[00:22:33] Yo, listen, man, let's work something out, man.

[00:22:35] We can figure out a call, maybe a little bit later.

[00:22:37] Maybe a little bit later.

[00:22:38] Hey, shout out to him, bro.

[00:22:39] That's what we need, more positivity in the chat, bro.

[00:22:41] I'm also tired of the hate.

[00:22:42] People could have used fucking, uh, develop.

[00:22:50] Ha ha, yeah.

[00:22:52] Sorry.

[00:22:53] I'm getting a call by Griff.

[00:22:55] Hey Griff, I'm streaming right now.

[00:22:59] Oh yeah, kiss you later.

[00:23:00] What?

[00:23:02] Alright.

[00:23:04] FIRE!

[00:23:05] GIPPED IT FROM KEV!

[00:23:06] Er, not Kev.

[00:23:07] Mr. Momad, excuse me, I was reading Kev type.

[00:23:09] Sorry Mr. Momad, I'll never refer to you as Kev season.

[00:23:12] That guy's a fucking loser.

[00:23:13] Sorry.

[00:23:15] Mr. Remat, bro, don't ever get compared against a camp.

[00:23:17] I'm not gonna lie.

[00:23:18] I would take your gift at somewhere else.

[00:23:20] Honestly, bro.

[00:23:23] We should make a tier list of losers in my chat.

[00:23:25] Yo, what is this new emo that everyone hits now?

[00:23:28] He's paying...

[00:23:43] React to this chess video on you?

[00:23:50] Why am I getting ACTED?

[00:23:55] 900,000 views?

[00:23:57] What?

[00:23:58] Ladies and gentlemen, I have made a lot of different types of content as it pertains to chess.

[00:24:05] One thing that is quite rare on this channel is for hundreds of you to write in my comment

[00:24:12] section to review a match as it happens live.

[00:24:15] And that is exactly what I will be doing in today's video.

[00:24:18] I will be covering two games in a mini-match played between Jinxie and Stable Ronaldo.

[00:24:24] In case you don't know who either of these gentlemen are, they are massive video game

[00:24:29] streamers.

[00:24:30] I think combined they have over 25 or 30 million followers.

[00:24:34] They are really, really big and really, really good.

[00:24:37] Oh, this guy's nice, man.

[00:24:39] Thank you.

[00:24:41] We come Albert versus Einstein.

[00:24:43] Yo, dying ant versus dying ant.

[00:24:46] What the fuck was this even mean?

[00:24:49] Wrong sacrifice.

[00:24:50] Levy sacrifices but Levi. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.

[00:24:54] I'm so confused. When I get good at fucking chess, what are y'all gonna say then?

[00:25:00] Like, generally, when I get good, what are y'all gonna say then?

[00:25:06] Yo, yo, you know what? You know what?

[00:25:08] Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

[00:25:10] You know what? I'm about to make a, I'm gonna put gifted on the line here.

[00:25:13] Watch this shit.

[00:25:14] Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

[00:25:16] I'm doing this shit for the chat cuz I know y'all believe in me on God. I know y'all believe in me

[00:25:21] I know y'all believe in me, bro. I did us know y'all believe in me so well that

[00:25:30] Yo, Jinxie you pick up the phone. All right, Keck wait

[00:25:34] I

[00:25:44] Let's Keck walk out of here, bro. I'm dead ass. Let's Keck walk out of here. Listen, bro

[00:25:49] I'm gonna get good at chess today that I y'all at what they do

[00:25:53] They were live streaming recently and they went toe-to-toe of the fried liver

[00:25:58] So the fried liver opening is something that both of these gentlemen like am I bad bad at chess?

[00:26:03] Consider adding to their toolbox when the king goes to g8 and the king

[00:26:08] Dude, I'm not kidding

[00:26:11] Who's your Gotham chest bro? I want to challenge you. How about that brother?

[00:26:16] How about that? How about that bro?

[00:26:18] You want to shit talk me and you want to say that I'm bad at chess that jinxy beat me

[00:26:22] We'll make a video on me exposing me. How about me? How about we want to be one, bro?

[00:26:28] So you want to lose

[00:26:30] Yo, I'm not even kidding. I swear to God when I get back from New Jersey

[00:26:35] We are all having a therapy session. I'm dead ass. We need to go over

[00:26:40] We need to like rebuild this fucking community. Y'all have got to start supporting me

[00:26:44] Y'all have to be like, no you could do this, bro. You could do this

[00:26:48] You could do this, bro. You could dead ass do this dead ass

[00:26:55] Dead ass

[00:27:00] Two shots out here to mend this shit and I bought it quick what you've been to do cuz this gonna make the news

[00:27:04] Gotta make your move. What are you linking me, bro?

[00:27:08] Jinxie who had seven thousand likes Jinxie who has sixteen thousand hours in rainbow six each crashed out after losing a

[00:27:14] Best name in the world! Best name! Best name in the world!

[00:27:26] Eww, eww, eww, eww. Why are his, like, I'm fat, bro, but why do his movies look like this?

[00:27:31] Best name!

[00:27:32] Why does it jiggle, like, look at his right nipple?

[00:27:36] Best name in the world! Best name in the world! Best timing in the world! Best name in the world!

[00:27:43] Oh my god, it's that prime stoppin' Jesus Christ!

[00:27:50] Is Rainbow Six Siege that hard of a game?

[00:27:55] Don't link me to shit ever again, bro.

[00:27:58] I don't know.

[00:27:59] I don't know.

[00:28:00] Maybe.

[00:28:03] Stable Ronaldo is the softest brother on Twitch.

[00:28:06] Dude's ego is so fragile.

[00:28:09] Did this guy just make a tweet?

[00:28:15] Indian hypocritical serial complainer strikes again.

[00:28:19] I don't even know if I remembered you.

[00:28:25] Holy shit, why?

[00:28:30] Holy...

[00:28:31] Dude, go outside!

[00:28:36] You got people like Kuffam's asscheeks who makes fun of me every single day saying get a job!

[00:28:43] Yo!

[00:28:44] Kuffam's asscheeks have been making fun of me for 3 years straight since I had 400 viewers!

[00:28:51] Oh my god!

[00:28:54] Yeah!

[00:28:56] Bro, you wanna be unbanned, bro?

[00:28:59] You wanna be unbanned mods? Go ahead, unbanned, bro.

[00:29:01] Make them feel good.

[00:29:03] Holy shit, bro. Chillax though.

[00:29:05] We're not going to turn into, never mind.

[00:29:09] Just don't go to my Spotify, y'all, that ass.

[00:29:13] Why are there so many likes?

[00:29:14] Because it's easy to hate on people.

[00:29:16] It's not easy to support people.

[00:29:17] So obviously, if you're calling me to solve this person on Twitch, people are going to

[00:29:21] watch the clip and then like it because they want to join the cult.

[00:29:25] They want to be a follower, not a leader.

[00:29:27] It's usually how it is.

[00:29:30] What is this?

[00:29:32] Oh, they're doing the gym.

[00:29:34] Oh, I did see this. 10 gifted from Cold Guy?

[00:29:38] Wow! That's pretty nice of you, bro.

[00:29:41] That is actually nice of you. Can we get a thank you for that?

[00:29:44] Thank you for the 10 gifted, bro. Much appreciated.

[00:29:47] Much appreciated. Can we all fuck up? I mean, give them strokes?

[00:29:49] I mean, thank them. Let's all thank them.

[00:29:51] Thank you, bro. Thank you, thank you, thank you, bro.

[00:29:55] Ah, much appreciated.

[00:29:57] Deshavers, Jason, NMS Boxing 4. Who do you think wins that?

[00:30:01] I'm gonna be honest with you.

[00:30:02] No troll. I'm pretty sure Deshae knows how to fight right does he not know how to fight?

[00:30:08] But the thing is Deshae is shorter than Jason and Jason's my man

[00:30:12] So I really got to see him win so I got a route for Jason, but low-key who wins that?

[00:30:18] Bro, I think the shade knows how to fight right

[00:30:21] Maybe I'm tripping. I don't know

[00:30:24] Deshae froze verse Jason go. I promise to love you to feed you the food

[00:30:29] Shut the fuck up

[00:30:31] All right y'all um today is the day um I'm gonna be boxing Justin today and

[00:30:38] about 30 minutes or something I just want to um just make a

[00:31:01] I mean, he's alright.

[00:31:16] Holy shit, he's fucking fast!

[00:31:24] Oh, wait a minute.

[00:31:27] I'm not gonna lie.

[00:31:28] I gotta see my boy Jason win now. Hold on bro. I'm not gonna lie bro. Jason, I'm gonna root for you bro.

[00:31:38] Ron, can I cuff you out first time chatter? You've been following me for literally 20 minutes.

[00:31:45] Nice. I'm gonna tie me up for five minutes. I mean, I'm comfortable.

[00:31:47] I don't know, Chad.

[00:31:52] I don't know bro.

[00:31:57] Are you gonna commentate who knows if I get invited to the commentator? I would love to I'm gonna be honest with you

[00:32:02] Is Jason a good boxer? I've never seen a box, but he told me that he boxed to all the NMS. What is this spot if I said?

[00:32:09] Can someone tell me

[00:32:15] In 2023

[00:32:18] Brother, what are you linking me? Do I actually have tits put that shit away? What's good though?

[00:32:22] Yo matter of fact let me see if I could do a little mini roll call. I have you

[00:32:26] I was good John. Holy shit dead chat chat's not moving phase warehouse in a fucking

[00:32:32] Brother, I was low-key like I was depressing to look at like I get it now why people stop fucking with me

[00:32:39] I was just so chopped

[00:32:42] Like dead ass like I used to be so chopped, right?

[00:32:46] dead serious

[00:32:48] Thank you for the subs y'all WBBL boys

[00:32:52] Yeah, you're a star.

[00:32:54] So, BLB, Jason, Belin, BLB, Lacey?

[00:32:57] Oh, yeah, it doesn't.

[00:32:59] Because you don't be like, you know, you're not like global boys.

[00:33:02] Yeah, you don't have to be in the name.

[00:33:04] What does BLB stand for?

[00:33:06] There's no, there's no...

[00:33:07] Broad lawn boys?

[00:33:08] BLB!

[00:33:09] It'll be, bro.

[00:33:10] No, not the BBL boys.

[00:33:12] I'm gonna be honest, though, bro.

[00:33:13] What?

[00:33:14] Yeah.

[00:33:15] No, it's not.

[00:33:16] I'm gonna make fun of them.

[00:33:17] Do we really need a name attached to us?

[00:33:20] I feel like after leaving like I feel like I realized why is Lacey sitting like this

[00:33:29] Like I feel like Lacey in his past life was just getting fought

[00:33:33] People are not like he's just waiting for him. Oh like he's itching. Yo, I

[00:33:39] Don't know how to pronounce your name. I don't want to say it because I might say it fucked up

[00:33:44] Makai did I say that right? I don't know thank you for the 10 gifted bro

[00:33:49] Thank you so much for the 10 gifted you are go to can we give strokes, please? Oh my god, bro

[00:33:55] Yo, John's die in a fucking fire

[00:33:58] one day

[00:34:01] Brother

[00:34:04] Is that a carbon words are like keys no wait

[00:34:10] Choose them right?

[00:34:11] They can open any heart

[00:34:14] And shut an emote

[00:34:18] This is like 15 million 20 million probably it's a full carbon-fiber P1. I've never even seen that before

[00:34:24] LELICE!

[00:34:26] What is this new aura walking emote?

[00:34:34] XQC fights me on all right, so the stalling you guys want to go out

[00:34:39] Oh

[00:35:01] Excuse me deadass looks like a skin walker I agree with that

[00:35:09] No kidding sir.

[00:35:17] 10, 9, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, Round.

[00:35:27] Hey man, they're both pretty good bro.

[00:35:30] They're both pretty good at fighting, man.

[00:35:33] I'll give it to them.

[00:35:36] Legs!

[00:35:37] Legs!

[00:35:38] Let's, let's, Peek stream idea dye hair blonde.

[00:35:51] Do people even want to see my hair dyed blonde?

[00:35:55] Bro, people hate it on my hair, but Mackay, thank you for another 10 gifted.

[00:35:59] That's love.

[00:36:00] Can we all say thank you?

[00:36:01] I want my days.

[00:36:03] Thank you.

[00:36:04] Thank you.

[00:36:05] Thank you.

[00:36:06] That is love.

[00:36:07] Thank you

[00:36:11] 10

[00:36:13] Is he fucking I'm gonna fire him I'm dead ass

[00:36:17] He's dead as getting fired now he's that look at this

[00:36:23] Yo, bro, yo bro, are you working face time with poppy what's going on like you can't fucking pull up

[00:36:31] Doing what right

[00:36:33] Let's take a look at this.

[00:36:35] Start that sandwich and you can set it up.

[00:36:38] Thank you for the five gifted, Mario.

[00:36:41] We gotta clean this fucking house, bro.

[00:36:43] We?

[00:36:44] Yes, we.

[00:36:46] Why do I look so good today?

[00:36:47] I don't know, bro.

[00:36:48] Appreciate that kind message.

[00:36:49] I actually think it's because I've been going to the gym.

[00:36:52] So, yeah.

[00:36:53] It might be that.

[00:36:55] I don't know.

[00:36:56] It could be that.

[00:36:58] Nobody said that?

[00:37:00] That's weird.

[00:37:01] That's weird, I think I saw that message.

[00:37:06] Alright, is it on?

[00:37:08] What are you doing?

[00:37:09] It's on.

[00:37:12] Okay, bro, is this room a little dirty, you think?

[00:37:15] Like, bro, I feel like this room is a little dirty.

[00:37:17] Like, bro, be honest, if you were coming over to a streamer's house,

[00:37:21] would you think, oh, this is dirty?

[00:37:22] Like, bro, I think this is good.

[00:37:24] Yes?

[00:37:25] Nah, it's a lot cleaner than it usually is, so.

[00:37:27] We don't tell them to open my closet.

[00:37:30] I found this diamond ring at the beach yesterday yo chat I found this diamond ring on the beach

[00:37:58] Yesterday and I think it's real because I put it on my finger and it didn't turn green. Is this real?

[00:38:04] Like how would I know this is real? We have a diamond tester

[00:38:11] It's a wedding row nobody was near it was like in the same this thing is there though. What?

[00:38:18] That's mine

[00:38:20] Huh?

[00:38:22] We help go get a check go to a jeweler

[00:38:25] We could go to jeweler

[00:38:27] We could go to jeweler

[00:38:29] Dude it's not, wait is this illegal?

[00:38:31] Is this the old, if it was on the beach?

[00:38:33] Fuck no. Yeah I was going to say it right?

[00:38:35] Where is this real like look at this

[00:38:37] It's finders' fingers

[00:38:39] This is a little bit, it doesn't fit on my right hand so I have to put it on my left.

[00:38:45] This isn't the only finger

[00:38:47] Okay if it's real diamonds

[00:38:49] No troll

[00:38:51] No troll war shouldn't scrape.

[00:38:56] Oh my God.

[00:39:01] Wait, I think it's real.

[00:39:04] Oh my God.

[00:39:05] It chipped the wood off.

[00:39:06] Oh my God, is this real diamonds?

[00:39:09] I might have to go to a jeweler.

[00:39:11] Wait, it's real diamonds, I think.

[00:39:14] Engagement ring?

[00:39:16] Whoever this is, it's fucking lying now.

[00:39:18] I'm going to use this, maybe.

[00:39:20] Mobile, I love you.

[00:39:22] Mobile, I love you so much.

[00:39:24] Mi papami do cami amigo.

[00:39:26] Oh, careful.

[00:39:27] Careful.

[00:39:28] Um, this isn't that dirty.

[00:39:30] No, it's calma.

[00:39:31] So like, I was wondering, like, where are you guys

[00:39:33] going to play chess in here, though?

[00:39:35] On the chess.

[00:39:37] I mean, where else are we supposed to play chess?

[00:39:39] I don't know, on the ground.

[00:39:40] Are they that good at chess?

[00:39:41] Bro, I'm pretty sure they're gods, I mean, bro.

[00:39:43] They're not very good, though, right?

[00:39:45] This might be like a little humiliation

[00:39:47] of this whole segment.

[00:39:48] No, it's not.

[00:39:49] It's gonna be like however long, what hour or two hours after the belt has.

[00:39:54] But I'm not even kidding, I'm addicted, bro.

[00:39:58] I don't even wanna promo it because it's just gonna be on the TikTok shop.

[00:40:02] But let me get one.

[00:40:03] No, bro.

[00:40:04] Wait, do I have to make my bed?

[00:40:05] I need my daily dosage.

[00:40:06] No, I've never made my bed in like a year.

[00:40:10] How do you do it?

[00:40:11] Is it just like, is this good?

[00:40:18] Oh, hold on now!

[00:40:24] We could look for a table and seats.

[00:40:26] What?

[00:40:27] We could look for a table and seats.

[00:40:28] Oh yeah, I mean we gotta clean a little, bro.

[00:40:31] Oh yeah.

[00:40:32] This looks made, you know?

[00:40:33] Yeah, this is...

[00:40:34] Let's go!

[00:40:35] So it looks like...

[00:40:36] Alright, now we just can't show them the outside though.

[00:40:40] You know I killed the fucking...

[00:40:42] Where is it?

[00:40:43] Oh, there's flies everywhere.

[00:40:44] Okay.

[00:40:45] Um, yeah, so we don't have a trash can, so this is all a build up.

[00:40:51] You know what, Chad? Instead of putting them in the balcony, I have a idea.

[00:40:55] Since everyone puts all their trash in the kitchen, we should just move all the way to the kitchen.

[00:41:02] Should we move all the way to the kitchen?

[00:41:04] I'm gonna move everything out of the kitchen.

[00:41:07] I don't know, I'm gonna move everything out of the kitchen.

[00:41:10] Well, no, I'm gonna put it all here.

[00:41:12] Well, no, no, no, but you should instead of putting it here you should put it out there

[00:41:16] No, I did that. I got mad at me for that

[00:41:19] Because we don't have trash can get out of here

[00:41:21] Yeah, what if we just put it outside?

[00:41:25] How is their cookie still out that's been here for like four weeks?

[00:41:29] I made cookies that was edible

[00:41:34] Yeah, listen bro, are the boat test sisters like actually good at chess?

[00:41:38] Yeah, but are they gonna be better than me?

[00:41:40] Yeah.

[00:41:41] Oh shit.

[00:41:42] Whatever, bro.

[00:41:43] Whatever.

[00:41:44] I'm not slow.

[00:41:45] Okay, bro.

[00:41:46] I tried to leave this mess here, but I forgot.

[00:41:51] Wait, who am I?

[00:41:53] Yo, I'm ready to do a sub-a-thon and then fucking never come back to the house!

[00:41:58] Yo, K-Song, bro!

[00:41:59] What are we gonna do with this fucking 800-pound desk?

[00:42:03] Like, oh my god, bro!

[00:42:05] What's that in a pin?

[00:42:07] like fucking James Charles is in my chat.

[00:42:14] Beverly Hills PD.

[00:42:16] Hello, Steve Ward.

[00:42:17] I'll re-inform you in possession of a stolen ring

[00:42:20] pleaser chip.

[00:42:24] Like, why do you guys make these username this quick?

[00:42:27] Bro, this isn't even dad though, like.

[00:42:31] You can literally see why it's just, like, stinks.

[00:42:34] This isn't looking that bad bro, it really looks pretty good, like I feel like-

[00:42:39] It's actually crazy, this housing of the life, like, genuinely sucked out of it.

[00:42:43] Oh my god.

[00:42:44] Wait, remember when I left all this here too?

[00:42:46] Wait, remember how I got formed?

[00:42:48] Oh wait, yo remember how I left the food with all the flies?

[00:42:53] Yo bro, when I get formed, understand I'm not the only one doing this.

[00:42:58] Like what the actual fuck is all of them? Oh my god there's so many fucks. Oh my god

[00:43:05] There's so many fucks. Ok at least the engine is dead now, right?

[00:43:09] Like I feel like this looks pretty nice, no?

[00:43:12] It's actually like just split down the middle of trash along the sides

[00:43:16] I feel like they're gonna be hyped though, they're gonna be like oh shit like this is a beautiful house

[00:43:21] We're not squatters, Mike is gonna be stuck with this house when we meet Jack

[00:43:25] You guys look like you're our starters.

[00:43:28] Y'all, bro!

[00:43:30] Get this fucking piece of shit away from me!

[00:43:32] No, no, no, no!

[00:43:34] Get away!

[00:43:35] Ew!

[00:43:36] Oh my god, ew!

[00:43:38] What are you doing right now?

[00:43:39] I'm supposed to have therapy.

[00:43:40] What?

[00:43:41] Yeah.

[00:43:42] What's going on?

[00:43:43] My tattoo's not in the therapy.

[00:43:45] We're staying these on my products.

[00:43:47] Gambling addiction.

[00:43:48] I mean, maybe.

[00:43:49] Weed and alcohol addiction.

[00:43:50] I mean, maybe.

[00:43:52] Anger management?

[00:43:53] Yeah.

[00:43:54] you've been on red up diet slash weight I mean that doesn't matter you're on red

[00:43:58] up sex addiction addiction you don't even do you said sex addiction I have heard

[00:44:04] you before in my life acting gay yeah that was yeah that's a big one okay I

[00:44:11] know I still those I don't think my therapist is 15 minutes late in therapy

[00:44:16] session who is it business judge e Jeffrey he's 15 minutes late he's gonna

[00:44:20] No, no, it's alright.

[00:44:22] Maybe he doesn't give a fuck about you.

[00:44:24] That's what I'm starting to think too.

[00:44:26] Well, it could be worse.

[00:44:30] Poor little cheetah.

[00:44:31] I don't want porn!

[00:44:33] Oh my god, you have protein cheetos?

[00:44:35] Yeah, I have.

[00:44:40] Fuck no.

[00:44:41] I'm actually on my walking.

[00:44:43] You're sitting on a walking block.

[00:44:44] I'm crazy.

[00:44:45] Wow.

[00:44:46] Yeah, I think we should do a day where me and you, maybe tomorrow.

[00:44:49] get hazmat suits stuck in the house.

[00:44:51] Okay.

[00:44:53] I'm gonna have to do that.

[00:44:55] It's not just me.

[00:44:57] We need a hazmat suit.

[00:44:59] Probably the Halloween store.

[00:45:01] Okay, I'm gonna have to get some hazmat suits.

[00:45:03] Alright, Amazon.

[00:45:05] I'm gonna have to do that.

[00:45:07] I'm gonna have to get those buses out of here to clean the house down.

[00:45:09] Ooh.

[00:45:11] I'm gonna have to get those buses out of here to clean the house down.

[00:45:13] Do we need to just clean that night?

[00:45:15] We were going to.

[00:45:17] We should do that again.

[00:45:18] We should go to like a farm, say,

[00:45:20] That's not bad.

[00:45:21] Those ones that go to a house,

[00:45:23] they're like,

[00:45:24] Do you know any houses here?

[00:45:25] No.

[00:45:26] You can't have anything.

[00:45:27] I'm sorry.

[00:45:28] Why do you even care

[00:45:29] about the asshole?

[00:45:31] I'm not going to talk to him.

[00:45:33] You do.

[00:45:40] She's cheating.

[00:45:42] Oh, there is that mirror!

[00:45:44] No, it's just a swap off!

[00:45:46] You're already on rent a raise bro, relax.

[00:45:49] No it's just a swap off!

[00:45:51] Drink or gamble right now, take a chill pill!

[00:45:53] Brother, I was supposed to have a set of 130s, 145s I didn't check in!

[00:45:57] Hey, God!

[00:45:59] It's been twenty minutes

[00:46:03] past the appointment!

[00:46:09] Maybe he's like, you know, chilling, who knows?

[00:46:12] Maybe he's watching the stream and he's like, fuck this guy.

[00:46:17] Hey listen bro, I got a chest covered.

[00:46:19] Why are you even doing it on my face?

[00:46:20] Who was this anymore?

[00:46:21] Listen bro, I got the low-test, this was covered and I want to challenge you to chest.

[00:46:26] So you know what I realized?

[00:46:28] They beat me, they asked me if I wanted to be in a chest riveted

[00:46:32] and I was on a plane when I saw it and then I never ate it after the plane ride

[00:46:36] and then now I'm on a chest riveted.

[00:46:39] Socks! Like, what was it? They tell you there was that bro.

[00:46:41] You want a challenge or you're not?

[00:46:46] I actually did, so I can't even guess what it is.

[00:47:01] I'll see you soon. In the meantime I'm going to go get this cutscene real quick.

[00:47:05] Coco, stay the fuck in here.

[00:47:07] Let's go and start some coping.

[00:47:12] Hey!

[00:47:18] Say hi.

[00:47:19] Yeah.

[00:47:20] Hi.

[00:47:21] What's that around here?

[00:47:22] Hey, Gryff.

[00:47:25] How you doing, dude?

[00:47:26] Let's go to that.

[00:47:32] You got your outfit?

[00:47:33] Yeah.

[00:47:34] We should like welcome them like we're like maybe they should help clue today with us

[00:47:49] like you know what as you know as a member of the house we're all about to put on hazmat

[00:47:55] suits mean maybe we asked them if they want to come tomorrow

[00:47:58] Kim let them...

[00:48:00] Oh look! Look how yummy. How long do you think has this been sitting here?

[00:48:08] Whose food is this?

[00:48:10] I don't know.

[00:48:11] It's from the face to you? Like whatever you're here?

[00:48:13] It's definitely not your food.

[00:48:14] I heard there's something that Cole would buy.

[00:48:16] Yeah it does.

[00:48:18] You want me to come up with you?

[00:48:19] I don't know what Cole's doing.

[00:48:21] You want me to come hang out with you upstairs?

[00:48:23] Uh, I'm getting ready at 48, I don't know what's going on, so I'm not ready for the tax season.

[00:48:28] Oh, no, I'm understudded.

[00:48:30] That's too bad, bro.

[00:48:35] Alright.

[00:48:36] Alright.

[00:48:37] We need to take it.

[00:48:39] Alright, let's start getting a little table out, inventory check.

[00:48:42] You can literally just take all this bullshit off this bullshit, then put that bullshit into your room, and it can be a little bullshit challenge.

[00:48:49] Who's stuff in there? Like, who are these cars, bro?

[00:48:52] I'm not alive bro, just hit a fucking...

[00:48:54] What?

[00:48:55] Really?

[00:48:56] I mean bro, you've had this for way bro!

[00:48:58] How long has this been sitting here?

[00:49:01] Oh!

[00:49:03] Hello!

[00:49:06] I, I oughta...

[00:49:08] It was Drew!

[00:49:10] Just in case.

[00:49:13] Fuck me, bro!

[00:49:14] What the fuck is this?

[00:49:16] Whoa!

[00:49:18] Ah!

[00:49:19] Minus 15,000 for the work.

[00:49:23] Fuckin' bro, I hate doing manual labor, bro.

[00:49:26] Like, this is where I pay people.

[00:49:28] Holy shit, man, this job is actually difficult.

[00:49:33] Like, I'm using my back. Why am I doing this?

[00:49:36] This is actually getting a donkey list, bro.

[00:49:39] I think that ring is real. I could maybe hit a lick.

[00:49:41] I don't know.

[00:49:42] Wait, what are you stealing the card?

[00:49:43] No, I was trying to see if it was a practice.

[00:49:45] Do I have to gold it?

[00:49:47] Bro, I don't.

[00:50:19] It's a broken table.

[00:50:20] No, you have to put the thingies up.

[00:50:23] What? What? What?

[00:50:25] What?

[00:50:26] How do you do it?

[00:50:30] Bro, I lost.

[00:50:32] How do you do it?

[00:50:33] I lost which my shit, bro.

[00:50:35] How do you do it?

[00:50:39] Like, what is it?

[00:50:41] How do you do this?

[00:50:47] How do you do it?

[00:50:48] You just moved it over.

[00:50:50] What are you supposed to do?

[00:50:55] I think the other side.

[00:50:58] Bro, what?

[00:50:59] Like, I don't know how to do this. Am I stupid?

[00:51:04] Wait, what?

[00:51:05] Yeah, I moved that silver thing on the bottom, I think.

[00:51:13] I know when you're finished, they say it all comes down.

[00:51:15] Yeah?

[00:51:16] I'm just kidding, I'm just swallowing it.

[00:51:18] That's good fun.

[00:51:19] Yeah, it's bad fun.

[00:51:20] Wait.

[00:51:21] Oh.

[00:51:22] He's having a gentle one.

[00:51:23] It's okay.

[00:51:28] Oh, fuck with that.

[00:51:29] Hey, how do you get a nice ditto?

[00:51:31] Nice you got it, Ocean.

[00:51:33] Come on.

[00:51:35] It's okay.

[00:51:38] It's okay, bro.

[00:51:42] How do you fucking...

[00:51:46] I'm telling you, bro, I can do anything I've ever done with it.

[00:52:05] That's good.

[00:52:06] What?

[00:52:07] What?

[00:52:12] Oh, fuck.

[00:52:14] Okay.

[00:52:18] Oh, fuck.

[00:52:19] Oh, fuck, my head is damaged.

[00:52:22] Oh, no, I have a weapon.

[00:52:37] Come here!

[00:53:03] What?

[00:53:04] Stop!

[00:53:05] That's not even me, this is pain, you dumbass.

[00:53:09] Are you dumb?

[00:53:11] What are you looking at?

[00:53:13] Probably like $20,000 a month.

[00:53:15] That's what I'm looking at.

[00:53:17] Yeah, bro, they wrote my name out of cum on these doors.

[00:53:25] Damn, did you guys damage this to the inside?

[00:53:28] Fucking hell, bro.

[00:53:30] What's up with you, dude?

[00:53:32] Door frames from Italy.

[00:53:34] Really? How much did they cost?

[00:53:36] A little piece forty.

[00:53:38] Cheese.

[00:53:40] Oh, man. Can't just get any two by fours.

[00:53:44] Got her special.

[00:53:51] How do you open up a desk?

[00:53:53] Now it's frozen on this building.

[00:53:58] How do you open it?

[00:54:00] That's my alomad.

[00:54:03] DODA!

[00:54:04] Before I stretch, I get in doggy position and I let fucking the ghost fuck me.

[00:54:10] How do you open it?

[00:54:20] What the fuck?

[00:54:22] I have to do that.

[00:54:24] Wait, uh, did you do the diapers?

[00:54:31] Put that down.

[00:54:34] Watch out for it.

[00:54:37] What the fuck?

[00:54:39] Why would you do that?

[00:54:42] It's fucking...

[00:54:47] Alright.

[00:54:57] Nice.

[00:55:02] Nice!

[00:55:04] What?

[00:55:06] Hey, you need chairs, you won't sit on it.

[00:55:09] I'm gonna give her the chair, I'm getting the $10,000 cup.

[00:55:13] Let's play chess.

[00:55:15] He would be your honor, David Ron, and you just got home from elementary school.

[00:55:19] What?

[00:55:20] Bro, I hate hanging out with my girlfriend, but I'm not a genie, I'm always recording.

[00:55:28] What, bro? Why are you back here?

[00:55:30] For having that report?

[00:55:32] To get the rules?

[00:55:34] Should we get a chair?

[00:55:35] You see this?

[00:55:36] No, I was at the beach.

[00:55:39] Seriously, that is real.

[00:55:40] How can you tell the diamond's real?

[00:55:42] I start straight, it is not real.

[00:55:44] I don't know though because I scraped it and it also didn't make my hand green. I put it on the whole day

[00:55:49] There's no way to shoot you. I don't know

[00:55:53] Like usually when you scrape a diamond, it's not supposed to like I mean I don't think it's real. I'll keep it though

[00:56:00] It's not really for it. I'm gonna propose to my girlfriend. Oh, yeah, that's actually great

[00:56:06] Well, is it bad to take two fucking the edibles

[00:56:14] Not just a fucking bride

[00:56:20] What's

[00:56:30] Hi

[00:56:35] Are you in are you in are you in are you in?

[00:56:38] What do you call it?

[00:56:40] No, it's what do you call it?

[00:56:42] Neuron gum.

[00:56:44] Thank you for the 50 gift.

[00:56:46] Can we get a W to chat?

[00:56:48] Give some strokes.

[00:56:49] Maybe fuck them.

[00:56:50] Do what you gotta do.

[00:56:51] Shout out, Mackay.

[00:56:52] Yeah, bro, it's pretty addictive.

[00:56:54] That's pretty good.

[00:56:56] Okay, so where my Louis Vuitton pass today?

[00:56:58] You have a girlfriend, dude.

[00:57:00] I'm holding her.

[00:57:02] I'm holding her.

[00:57:04] I'm holding her.

[00:57:06] You think this setup's good? You think this is that intimidating?

[00:57:12] Let me be honest, I hear it. Go outside, okay?

[00:57:22] This shit is disgusting. What the fuck is all this?

[00:57:26] Why are there flies here? I just wanted to play chess.

[00:57:32] Oh my god, there's a fucking constant in there.

[00:57:36] Why is this clean, but out there it's like...

[00:57:40] It's not intimidating at all, it's actually...

[00:57:44] It's like chess.

[00:57:46] I agree, it's just where you want to put that one.

[00:57:49] Yeah, it's your fault!

[00:57:58] Is there really not going to have magnetic chess pieces so I can play regardless?

[00:58:02] Are you good at chess?

[00:58:04] I'm like, I'm not good, but I'm not like dog shit. Okay, but I'm also I'm like a little I'm a average

[00:58:11] I'm going to get the jc popcorn acts like all the people fronting. Yeah, no you can be done

[00:58:16] But extra Emily agent?

[00:58:18] I'm just fucking stupid when it comes to jokes

[00:58:21] Fucking destiny to my language

[00:58:23] Here take that brain. Okay

[00:58:27] So I actually think I could win no troll disorder

[00:58:29] No, I thought I saw the lineup

[00:58:31] I think you actually could if you actually practice like a little bit

[00:58:34] Check I have a chance to win. I let me check out the leaderboard again

[00:58:38] I just got a practice. He thinks he practiced a lot, but I think JC's unironically my only competition. Yeah, I don't know about anyone else

[00:58:44] That's him. I don't he's been playing so it is

[00:58:48] Agents I beat him

[00:58:51] Yeah, but I feel like agent would practice because he's sweat that everything okay Emily. I believe you won't give a fuck

[00:58:56] Okay, Joe? Joe's gonna sweat. Yeah, but if I beat Joe, it's just so rally-fitting around his phone every night doing, like, puzzles on chess.

[00:59:04] Yeah, literally. Oh, and a pixel? Fuckin' idiot. And stupid.

[00:59:08] Steak? He's pretty dumb. Okay.

[00:59:12] Clockboy Bats? Hmm.

[00:59:16] Might be a toss-up. Prince, you don't know. Prince, what goes good with a king, a prince.

[00:59:21] Oh, man, you're right. He's part of the chess.

[00:59:23] Getting my own competition here is a juicy or agent low-key like or Joe, but Joe's gonna

[00:59:30] Like Joe's gonna sweat super hard

[00:59:32] Like what can we do Joe and

[00:59:36] Yeah, but I feel like he's like a big sweat where he like pretend like he's like trying to learn but he's actually like

[00:59:43] Yeah, he doesn't actually have a clue about it, I guess so.

[00:59:45] Like, you just gotta leave.

[00:59:47] You're like fucking, you're all done and leave.

[00:59:51] No, I'm not, Rick.

[00:59:53] It's Nyquil.

[00:59:54] Dude, when she comes in, we should troll her already.

[00:59:56] Like, you think she's like super brand friendly?

[00:59:58] I was supposed to pour up that dirty.

[01:00:00] What?

[01:00:01] Oh, man, this is gonna be fucking interesting.

[01:00:05] Wait, so you're gonna be in a chapter, right?

[01:00:07] I would assume so.

[01:00:08] Isn't it like, Adam, they probably have that in their inventory.

[01:00:11] I mean it's not like you guys just on desktop and they came over to teach you on this no no shot, right?

[01:00:17] No, they're gonna break a chest for right?

[01:00:20] Hey

[01:00:23] Right

[01:00:25] Right, yeah, I think it's harder to learn in person to

[01:00:29] Really? Yeah, because it's like looking down. Oh, but that's my point

[01:00:34] It's like imagine I get so good in person online. It tells you what to do. It says, oh, yeah

[01:00:40] You're free to attack right you know saying it teaches you so it's like

[01:00:44] Dude, I want to get so good to the point where I can go to in and out and challenge you

[01:00:48] You want to be like the people in New York?

[01:00:51] Yeah, oh my god, that's gonna be a challenge today. I should go in public

[01:00:55] Until you can beat one person

[01:00:58] Actually, I'm gonna be here all day. But yeah, I can't end until I beat someone in chess and it's just random people that can vote for you

[01:01:05] It's not that hard right there's no way

[01:01:08] Do you know it's crazy? It's pretty crazy. I didn't realize how many fucking nerves there are on twitch that love this shit

[01:01:14] Mm-hmm, like I'm talking like there's like

[01:01:17] Like there's like a whole

[01:01:19] What? Let's go down over there

[01:01:23] We get jerked off from time I suggest you keep it down

[01:01:28] Listen right there's like a whole audience that is like just gonna sit here and just cook me

[01:01:33] Well, it's actually sad. It's actually sad.

[01:01:35] No, like, there's this dude who made a video on me who's got 8 million subs on YouTube

[01:01:41] and it got 800,000 views of me and Jinxie playing.

[01:01:44] Oh, yeah. Was it Gotham? Gotham Chests?

[01:01:46] Yeah, I wanna hear Gotham Chests.

[01:01:48] Is he good?

[01:01:49] Oh, yeah.

[01:01:50] He's better than the sisters?

[01:01:52] I'm gonna have him go for me.

[01:01:53] I actually don't know. I haven't been to them on Chests.

[01:01:55] I'm pretty sure he is better than me, though.

[01:01:58] I'm about to have him.

[01:01:59] I'm actually gonna...

[01:02:00] Here's an I. I think he only got the I am.

[01:02:02] I want to have my goal by the end of that end of the street. I want a verse Magnus Carlson

[01:02:09] I want a first Magnus Carlson after this. Yeah. Yes. I don't think he's doing that

[01:02:14] It is they Magnus Carlson, right? Of course. I'm pretty I'm pretty sure he's done it where he's burst like 20 people at once

[01:02:20] Like walking around and beat all of them. Yeah fucking right. Yeah, he's that good

[01:02:25] Yeah, I saw this video of him taking a selfie with a girl and then he's like fuck you

[01:02:29] Take that selfie out of here

[01:02:32] It's like word-for-word he did that

[01:02:35] He's also the one that accused the other guy of having a bump plug in and cheating and just what's there's but plug advantages

[01:02:42] If you're working, it's like if it's a red move they like vibrate the plug in a specific way to tell you what piece to move where

[01:02:56] What

[01:02:58] I'm not even trolling.

[01:03:03] Is he trolling?

[01:03:04] I have no idea.

[01:03:05] There's a butt plug.

[01:03:06] There's a butt plug 8.

[01:03:07] Yeah.

[01:03:08] There's a whole, like, drum room.

[01:03:09] Actually, like, I don't know who would have schooled it.

[01:03:11] What is it called?

[01:03:12] Butt.

[01:03:13] Like, Magnus Carlson butt plug drum room or some shit.

[01:03:16] All right.

[01:03:17] Magnus Carlson butt plug.

[01:03:19] The butt plug room refers to a baseless viral and sadder, sadder cold theory

[01:03:25] Falling the 2022 chess scandal where Magnus Carlson accused Hans Nyman of cheating

[01:03:31] The internet users that influencers joke that Nyman used vibrating and beads to receive moves

[01:03:39] Wait Magnus is this big that he's only like children

[01:03:46] John's

[01:03:49] Baker for like league and like gaming you'd like that for like chess

[01:03:53] I don't want to sound stupid, but like I'll probably ask them this question too, but can you make a lot of money be back at a chest?

[01:03:58] Yeah, what the fuck?

[01:03:59] Yeah, I don't know. It's like a squirt, is he like on the Lakers? Like is there like a Lakers of chests?

[01:04:05] Is it called the Chessers? Like I don't know.

[01:04:07] It's like the second most popular like chess website and shit.

[01:04:10] Wait, where's the other one?

[01:04:12] Well, I don't know if it's like chess.com sponsored and shit, but yeah.

[01:04:14] He owns that?

[01:04:15] No, he owns the other website. I'm pretty sure.

[01:04:18] Chess.com and you got to start sponsoring me. Give me some money, please. Please, man.

[01:04:23] Where are we going to put it? Oh, I just cracked my bag.

[01:04:25] Wait, why don't you just make his own chess board and sell it?

[01:04:28] I mean, he partners with chess stuff in until the end.

[01:04:31] Like V-Chess, like chess chess.

[01:04:33] Yeah. Where do I become the greatest checker splatter?

[01:04:35] Checkers.

[01:04:36] He's going to allow me to stack the checkers fucking.

[01:04:39] Is there not like a community trust?

[01:04:41] I mean, there is, but I don't think it's as big.

[01:04:44] They're saying he's the Michael Jordan of chess.

[01:04:46] of chess. Yeah, really. He's like the undisputed like goat. Like he's the brawn of chess?

[01:04:52] Yeah. Like he's not undisputed like goat of chess. Like I mean honestly he's the brawn

[01:04:56] of chess that we keep to everybody. Fuck man. He's the Peterbott of chess. Holy chocolate

[01:05:05] cake. Fuck man. Dude I'm ready. I'm actually so hype. Like I was hanging on this camera.

[01:05:14] We're staying on this yeah, we'll probably go to that where the big camera

[01:05:23] You can oh my god, you want to do that strap that could be the tech okay no troll

[01:05:31] Let's play split screen blackout can you set up like I'm still in here

[01:05:34] Let's play split screen. I'm gonna put a controller in my ass and then I'm gonna have you use an outside

[01:05:40] And every time I used to have a roof, I needed to shoot down a little roof.

[01:05:45] They complained that it was all plain call to duty.

[01:05:51] It's a good tug.

[01:05:57] Just look at Lacey.

[01:05:59] Yeah, actually, Lacey!

[01:06:01] I need help!

[01:06:03] Are you in therapy?

[01:06:05] No, I'm not in therapy.

[01:06:07] You can't go on your side of it, this is my problem is I need to stand with you.

[01:06:12] Do you want to hang out with me?

[01:06:13] I'm trying to find you there, but I don't want to hang out with you.

[01:06:16] You can always hang out with me.

[01:06:17] No, I don't know, guys.

[01:06:18] I want you to watch the show.

[01:06:19] No, listen, there's two sisters.

[01:06:21] Are there, what if we just burst them?

[01:06:23] In chess.

[01:06:24] Yes.

[01:06:25] Is there duo chess?

[01:06:26] I mean, you could talk about the moves together.

[01:06:29] Yes!

[01:06:30] We could do this stuff.

[01:06:31] You know I'm going to stand right here.

[01:06:33] You're great.

[01:06:34] You're Madness Carlson?

[01:06:35] Yes.

[01:06:36] Okay, it's gonna be weird. Do you have a buck like my influence?

[01:06:39] What?

[01:06:40] Just say, listen.

[01:06:41] Oh my god, I knew you would do it!

[01:06:43] I knew you would do it!

[01:06:43] Is there another strap?

[01:06:44] I don't get it.

[01:06:45] You wanna play chess!

[01:06:47] But every time you make a wrong move, you have to be able to talk about it.

[01:06:50] Why? No, I lost it.

[01:06:52] I lost it.

[01:06:52] No, I don't.

[01:06:53] There's no use to use it to cheat.

[01:06:55] What do you mean?

[01:06:55] Like, we have someone who knows the moves.

[01:06:57] I can Google it, like AI it.

[01:06:59] So like, if it's B2, you do like...

[01:07:01] Buzz twice.

[01:07:02] Like, buzz twice for B, and then buzz twice again for 2.

[01:07:05] So now you know you move B2 and then you do like E6.

[01:07:09] So now that's a lot of buzzes, but you'll get there.

[01:07:11] Oh my god, you might call him.

[01:07:13] There's a chance he's going to make sure you don't finish.

[01:07:15] OK, I'll do it.

[01:07:16] You'll do it.

[01:07:17] I'll probably be here every now and then for 30 minutes.

[01:07:19] Hey, what about the strata?

[01:07:20] Am I going to get a thread on Twitter in my ass?

[01:07:22] Waze you charged or did you use it last night?

[01:07:24] I don't know what you're doing.

[01:07:29] Got excited and you stopped listening.

[01:07:30] Wait till you get ready.

[01:07:32] I'm down.

[01:07:33] You had a butt plug?

[01:07:35] No, I don't have a butt plug, that's because it's a chest.

[01:07:37] Should I?

[01:07:38] Well, we need the butt plug, then.

[01:07:39] I don't have a binder if you want it on a normal people.

[01:07:41] Then how am I going to feed you news?

[01:07:43] Well, I don't just care about that.

[01:07:44] I don't have a normal one.

[01:07:45] A normal butt plug is not going to bind here.

[01:07:48] You want the sex plug to put on a tree?

[01:07:50] And you should still go to the sex plug

[01:07:53] for the kind of eye mirror.

[01:07:53] Yeah.

[01:07:54] No, that makes perfect sense.

[01:07:56] Maybe they have a chest plug there, too.

[01:07:58] I don't know.

[01:07:59] A sexy chest plug.

[01:08:00] A sexy chest plug.

[01:08:01] Yeah, hold on.

[01:08:02] We need to take a look.

[01:08:03] Alright, we have Jason here.

[01:08:04] He's about to work.

[01:08:08] Jason!

[01:08:13] Jason!

[01:08:18] Jason!

[01:08:19] Can I bother your brick?

[01:08:20] Yeah.

[01:08:21] Do you have a butt plug, my old kids?

[01:08:23] What?

[01:08:24] I know, I know.

[01:08:25] Do you or are you not?

[01:08:26] I have a screw driver.

[01:08:27] A screw driver?

[01:08:28] No, we need a butt plug.

[01:08:29] Why don't we need a butt plug?

[01:08:30] Oh, we need a butt plug.

[01:08:31] Why do you need a butt plug?

[01:08:32] Hey, NMS.

[01:08:33] Hi.

[01:08:34] Hi, you guys.

[01:08:35] Why do you need a butt plug?

[01:08:37] So Woldz was telling me that people can cheat in chess.

[01:08:41] Your community probably knows about this.

[01:08:43] You can put a butt plug in my ass

[01:08:45] and then tell me the moves by vibrating it.

[01:08:48] So I want to be filmed by you putting a butt plug in my ass.

[01:08:52] Oh, wait, OK.

[01:08:57] What is this going to do?

[01:08:58] That's for you.

[01:08:59] Yes, sir.

[01:09:01] Is this old?

[01:09:02] Um, I think. Why did you say that?

[01:09:07] I don't have a vibra- you don't have a vibra-

[01:09:10] Dude up, you can order a vibra-

[01:09:13] Yo, come on, I don't eat that vibra-

[01:09:15] I don't have a vibra-

[01:09:16] I know what you put up that butter.

[01:09:18] I missed.

[01:09:22] What the fuck?

[01:09:24] Alright, yeah, you're welcome to play chess when they come here.

[01:09:27] I'm going to try to beat them.

[01:09:28] Bro, me and Otto will probably pop in.

[01:09:29] Is he good at chess?

[01:09:31] Tell him.

[01:09:31] I need someone to beat them today, bro.

[01:09:33] You think that'll beat them?

[01:09:34] Are you trying to break your chess tournament?

[01:09:36] Yes.

[01:09:37] I'm going to become the Magnus Carlson of Stable.

[01:09:40] They're going to call me Stable Carlson.

[01:09:43] All right, bro.

[01:09:44] Well, you let me know, bro.

[01:09:47] I'll let you know if I find a vibrator.

[01:09:49] All right, bro.

[01:09:49] Well, let me know if you want to hang out either.

[01:09:53] Sometimes I miss hanging out with you.

[01:09:54] I'm just hanging out with you too, bro.

[01:09:59] This kitchen's not the same, without you.

[01:10:06] It's just a grill, it's just a greasy spoon, without you.

[01:10:18] You got a pub plug by any chance?

[01:10:20] Yes, I mean, a vibrating one?

[01:10:22] What the fuck?

[01:10:23] You look at him as a-

[01:10:24] No, wait, where are you?

[01:10:25] What?

[01:10:25] My father's getting girlfriends-

[01:10:27] Sir-

[01:10:27] Wait a minute.

[01:10:28] Where's my mom's?

[01:10:30] Is that- It's not real, but it's baby Vietnamese.

[01:10:32] It's- I think it's 18K.

[01:10:33] He folded way too quick.

[01:10:34] No, I'll be straight up.

[01:10:35] I'm not gonna say like it's real.

[01:10:37] He's just calling mice.

[01:10:39] Is there anything about him that's- I think it's 18K with four diamonds.

[01:10:42] It's either that or that.

[01:10:44] Silky!

[01:10:46] Hello?

[01:10:48] Who is that?

[01:10:51] Say the end word.

[01:10:53] Yeah...

[01:10:54] What?

[01:10:54] Lay.

[01:10:55] Lay.

[01:10:55] Straight through the head.

[01:10:56] Lay.

[01:10:57] There we go.

[01:10:57] Lay.

[01:10:58] Lay.

[01:10:59] Lay.

[01:11:00] Lay.

[01:11:01] Lay.

[01:11:02] Lay.

[01:11:03] Lay.

[01:11:09] Is that Gilbert?

[01:11:10] No, that was not Gilbert.

[01:11:11] Where are you?

[01:11:12] No, what the fuck is that Gilbert over there?

[01:11:14] Oh!

[01:11:15] I have a Gilbert for you.

[01:11:16] Wait, where's your glasses?

[01:11:17] We can dress Gilbert up like cover him up, and he'll just fuck you.

[01:11:22] Do you?

[01:11:23] That's what I was saying.

[01:11:25] We have a fake house that we use back in the hide-and-seek.

[01:11:27] That's what I was saying. I could just lay it like this.

[01:11:29] Every time.

[01:11:31] Wait, do you have a vibrator by the six?

[01:11:33] No.

[01:11:35] Dildo.

[01:11:37] What if you put a dildo with a wire hose and you just yank it a little?

[01:11:39] What?

[01:11:41] Am I getting too uncomfortable?

[01:11:43] Are they going to think I'm weird enough to hear this?

[01:11:45] What?

[01:11:47] Are they going to say jokes like that?

[01:11:49] Are they jokes that they like seriously?

[01:11:51] You met them?

[01:11:53] What did we do?

[01:11:55] I think they thought I was special.

[01:11:57] Oh well that's actually good, you can play into that.

[01:11:59] That way they can't be funny.

[01:12:01] Oh fuck yeah! Alright back!

[01:12:03] I can say like, you know...

[01:12:05] Yeah you can say some great things.

[01:12:07] No, not just like...

[01:12:09] I mean, you don't even remember they are women.

[01:12:11] Well duh, but like, women are what run the world.

[01:12:14] Period.

[01:12:16] Shout out to all the ladies in the chat if you're a lady.

[01:12:18] Drop a knee with a hundred gifted.

[01:12:20] So do your sugar mama and so do your independent and you don't need man.

[01:12:22] Just a hundred percent.

[01:12:23] Don't need no man.

[01:12:24] So that man, for me, he's a man.

[01:12:28] Wait a shot.

[01:12:29] I'm gonna know that baby.

[01:12:30] That's a firearm.

[01:12:31] That one just came back.

[01:12:32] That's an old one.

[01:12:33] It just came back.

[01:12:34] That's a dangerous one.

[01:12:35] Look man.

[01:12:36] When you're hanging with your girlfriend, well G, I was right around the corner.

[01:12:37] You know what I'm talking about?

[01:12:38] That one just came back. That's an old one.

[01:12:40] It just came back.

[01:12:44] Fuck man!

[01:12:45] When you're hanging with your girlfriend,

[01:12:46] well, GDL is right around the corner, Rob.

[01:12:48] No, I told him that you didn't.

[01:12:49] I told him that you didn't.

[01:12:50] I told him that you didn't.

[01:12:51] No, I'm your minor, so I can talk to GDL.

[01:12:53] What?

[01:12:54] Do you have any idea what I'm talking about?

[01:12:55] I'm your minor, so I can talk to GDL.

[01:12:58] You've got to try the challenge.

[01:13:00] You've got to break the rules.

[01:13:01] I'm telling you the challenge for him.

[01:13:04] I'm going to do it for you.

[01:13:08] Still haven't finished the challenge

[01:13:10] I've not videoed

[01:13:12] Oh man, someone gave me a hundred miners here

[01:13:16] It smells like shit

[01:13:18] That's horrible bro

[01:13:20] Dude, I said she's so good

[01:13:22] Dude, you're gonna be crazy

[01:13:24] Go touch the trash can right up there

[01:13:26] Touch?

[01:13:28] It smells so bad

[01:13:30] That trash can right there

[01:13:32] Where?

[01:13:34] Over here

[01:13:36] Over here

[01:13:54] Holy shit

[01:14:06] there actually is a fine here let's be safe no troll come on throw it off let's

[01:14:12] get white before the sisters come bro

[01:14:36] You can end your animation, bro.

[01:14:43] Dude, why does it smell so bad?

[01:14:50] Alright, bro.

[01:14:51] Oh my god, there's like chunks coming out.

[01:14:54] Ew.

[01:14:55] Hey, what is that?

[01:14:56] Is that teeth?

[01:14:57] Alright.

[01:14:58] Listen, you don't think there's going to be like the stir right by the old herb

[01:15:04] here?

[01:15:05] They just...

[01:15:07] I don't know.

[01:15:09] They've drawn.

[01:15:11] They've moved the trash from right outside of your door.

[01:15:14] Maybe that's where they're gonna go.

[01:15:16] Alright, let's get to the door.

[01:15:18] We'll be in port.

[01:15:20] Linky's, uh...

[01:15:21] Oh, I didn't.

[01:15:22] And they see out the gate that we're going to be slowly like fall hungry or something.

[01:15:26] Oh my god, it's just so stupid.

[01:15:33] WESHAD!

[01:15:34] WE LIKE YOU!

[01:15:35] DO I KNOW!

[01:15:36] I KNOW I KNOW!

[01:15:37] OH SHIT!

[01:15:38] Oh fuck.

[01:15:39] Oh my god.

[01:15:40] I don't feel like this.

[01:15:41] That's pretty good though.

[01:15:42] Now it looks like it's not funny.

[01:15:43] He's saying that.

[01:15:44] I don't feel like this.

[01:15:48] Okay, that's pretty good though.

[01:15:52] Now it looks like it's not funny.

[01:15:56] Nice. This looks all like yours, bro.

[01:16:00] This looks like brand-safe my bacon bowl list.

[01:16:04] I think they're going to get matched. Now they're like, it's off to the awareness.

[01:16:08] Here.

[01:16:12] I don't know. Oh my god, there's flies both circling around you.

[01:16:15] Stop, stop.

[01:16:16] Oh my god, you actually don't matter to me.

[01:16:18] What's the matter, Davey?

[01:16:23] Oh my god.

[01:16:24] No, just my ass, bro. I'm just like cream out of my bone bone.

[01:16:27] Stop that.

[01:16:30] Holy fuck.

[01:16:33] Okay, I think the room was good though.

[01:16:35] Like, you're telling me?

[01:16:36] Let's play chess. Magnus Carlson!

[01:16:46] Magnus Carlson!

[01:16:56] I'm ready bro. I'm actually ready.

[01:17:06] That ass, bro. That ass. Maybe I should hide this.

[01:17:10] It's kind of larped out tonight.

[01:17:13] And I think you're cool as fuck.

[01:17:15] Filky!

[01:17:17] Okay, they might think I'm cool. Just don't tell them to check my fucking closet, bro.

[01:17:22] You might get a swam stench, that's a breeze in here bro, does it smell like up dog in here?

[01:17:30] I think it smells fine.

[01:17:32] No.

[01:17:38] Why do you need these awards, should I give these away?

[01:17:41] Like what do I do with these?

[01:17:43] Like get out.

[01:17:45] Like what am I supposed to do with this?

[01:17:48] Do you keep yours?

[01:17:50] I still have the studio, but they're like it makes me sad. I know

[01:17:54] Mine is all cute because it's like memories for yourself

[01:18:01] What's that it's that minecraft song that they be using for like the edits like new beginning

[01:18:07] And then it's like and then it cuts to like the end

[01:18:09] You know what I'm talking about someone in the chat doesn't talk about was it

[01:18:13] Fallen Kingdom, this is the first Browning that's to come out of there, in Maison Venus.

[01:18:21] It's not Maison Venus, it's not Maison Venus.

[01:18:26] AT&T has saved the best heel on the new Samsung Galaxy S26 Ultra. I'm telling it.

[01:18:43] That'll go viral, you sure?

[01:18:50] I'm out of here.

[01:18:53] Oh, Jack, before they come here, wait, do you think we'll have servers near the garage

[01:19:06] or no?

[01:19:07] Try.

[01:19:08] Jack, I have this color.

[01:19:10] Shut the fuck up!

[01:19:12] shut the fuck up it's 4 a.m. and you're fucking at my house you blood fucking

[01:19:19] with seagull

[01:19:30] so hope chat I'm rapping I almost fucked up that word oh my god I'm wrapping my

[01:19:39] car? I want to know if you guys think it's a nice color if it's big. Are we good? Yes, so far.

[01:19:46] Are we good? So far. Are we good? So far. So far. So far. So far. So far. So far. So far.

[01:19:58] So far.

[01:19:59] Are we good?

[01:20:00] So far.

[01:20:01] Oh wow, so cool.

[01:20:02] Hold on.

[01:20:03] Are we good?

[01:20:04] So far.

[01:20:05] I like this, it's not that nice.

[01:20:15] Not that nice?

[01:20:16] I don't know.

[01:20:17] Let's test it.

[01:20:20] Dude, I don't know.

[01:20:22] Dude I don't know. What is that thing?

[01:20:28] The thing is not like...

[01:20:31] A lot of people are saying mid.

[01:20:33] Yeah, low key.

[01:20:34] I feel like it should be turning around to the other side.

[01:20:38] Wait, oh it's the wrong side.

[01:20:40] I was going to say the other side looks way better.

[01:20:42] Yeah, that looks way better.

[01:20:45] It like changes in the light.

[01:20:46] Yes, that's comfy.

[01:20:48] It's the Lamborghini color.

[01:20:50] What do they say?

[01:20:52] Uh...

[01:20:54] It's like, you see how it turns pink?

[01:20:57] You see it from like an angle.

[01:20:59] Can you see it?

[01:21:00] Can they see it from a different angle?

[01:21:01] Absolutely.

[01:21:03] What do they think?

[01:21:05] They say it looks like a twifer.

[01:21:08] Guys, Panam's color is a stiff purple.

[01:21:10] Not a purple like this.

[01:21:12] It doesn't look that bad.

[01:21:14] This car looks like a twifer.

[01:21:16] Hmm.

[01:21:18] Damage like

[01:21:25] Crazy with this with the sun

[01:21:31] Wait, they should kind of look like a toy for hold on wait, why do I like this?

[01:21:38] Hey, this is not even that bad. Let me check it in the Sun though. Well dark matter on the fucking dark matter dark matter on the car

[01:21:48] I had to run over a certain amount of pedestrian so I'm locked this.

[01:21:51] Not even that shout.

[01:21:54] Dude, it looks fucking wild with the sun.

[01:21:57] You think it's a good color?

[01:21:58] I like it, yeah.

[01:22:00] I'm pretty sure it's a skid off of Lambert Gini's color chat.

[01:22:03] What does it call to any nerds in the chat?

[01:22:06] Hey, do you just hold it like this real quick?

[01:22:14] I'm trying to get like a good mud like.

[01:22:16] It's kind of hard.

[01:22:17] Yeah, I think when it looks blue it looks like kind of droney though. I don't like when it looks blue at all

[01:22:28] But I think it only looks blue like in the dark

[01:22:35] Yeah, I don't know it's kind of looks matter daddy

[01:22:38] What do they say? They're saying matter daddy

[01:22:42] poop color

[01:22:44] 29% purple

[01:22:47] That's in the dark?

[01:22:49] See, when it's looking purple though,

[01:22:51] I mean, like it's looking good.

[01:22:53] Imagine this is like this.

[01:22:55] You know what I'm saying?

[01:22:58] It's like it's purple, like.

[01:23:00] I don't think this looks bad, Chad.

[01:23:02] Yay or nay or gay?

[01:23:04] She's just yay or nay because you guys are going to say yay.

[01:23:08] What do you think?

[01:23:11] What do they think?

[01:23:13] A lot of people saying both.

[01:23:15] I actually kind of like it.

[01:23:16] What do you think?

[01:23:17] I like it when it is shining when it's in the sun.

[01:23:22] But it always kind of looks like it.

[01:23:23] I can't really tell, but it's not actually a wrap when it's just this shit.

[01:23:26] Like it would look nicer obviously when it's actually wrapped.

[01:23:29] Fuck.

[01:23:30] What else would you, what else would you have in mind?

[01:23:32] Dude, what color should I...

[01:23:34] Probably purple.

[01:23:36] But this is like, I heard that this is like the closest color you could get.

[01:23:40] What do they pay?

[01:23:45] red green yellow dark red green pink I just don't want to keep it white bro I

[01:23:52] really don't fucking dirty again like our car can't look like that yeah now

[01:23:57] when I should get to do because like I think it's dirty yeah I know it just

[01:24:01] got fucking clean and it's been cleaning I got here

[01:24:04] I kind of like this guy kind of looks mad at each little is a little mad at

[01:24:11] for Jolie.

[01:24:13] Um...

[01:24:15] I don't care.

[01:24:17] Can you send it over here?

[01:24:19] Oh, no. No.

[01:24:21] Is that good?

[01:24:23] Nah.

[01:24:25] Yeah.

[01:24:27] Are you sure?

[01:24:29] Yeah, I'm sure.

[01:24:31] It's FF?

[01:24:33] It's back now.

[01:24:35] Can they see me?

[01:24:37] Yeah, they should be able to.

[01:24:39] If they could see me type Ron is it good?

[01:24:46] Parking what color should I make this I wouldn't go in too much because it might have but

[01:24:51] Yeah, what color should I make me?

[01:24:53] And I'm thinking about changing this soon, too

[01:24:56] But I've had it for like too much this color

[01:24:59] Like I have to do something like more fun, you know like work more glossy. Yeah

[01:25:05] Stay here

[01:25:09] on the fucking course

[01:25:19] what?

[01:25:22] how does that show?

[01:25:24] let's check out what it looks like in the dark

[01:25:27] is these purple though in the dark?

[01:25:29] well in the dark it looks nice, yeah

[01:25:31] yeah it doesn't look bad, it does look nice

[01:25:34] What do you think?

[01:25:36] I don't know.

[01:25:38] Dude, I really got to see it when it's fully on.

[01:25:40] Yeah, I should have told you.

[01:25:42] I just paid like a couple grand to get it on and then we just wasted it.

[01:25:44] Might as well.

[01:25:46] Because what if I don't like it then I could just blame the chat.

[01:25:48] You think I'd give you my mic?

[01:25:50] Yeah.

[01:25:52] Or you could just like...

[01:25:54] I don't know.

[01:25:56] I don't know.

[01:25:58] I don't know.

[01:26:00] I don't know.

[01:26:02] Or you could just like stay fucked up like you just like scratch it really bad or something

[01:26:16] Fuck this kid like we're not going here. They're probably loading

[01:26:18] Wait, I left my key in here, because I was in your food.

[01:26:22] Just in case one of you fucking scallywags in the chat come by, eh?

[01:26:30] What was that?

[01:26:36] Are you ready? How do you hear?

[01:26:40] Wait, what?

[01:26:42] Are there knots?

[01:26:44] You cackle up.

[01:26:46] I

[01:26:58] Be the one

[01:27:02] I'm ready

[01:27:04] I'm like, hey, where you guys at?

[01:27:06] I'm like, I mean, she's here.

[01:27:08] She's here, Sarah?

[01:27:09] Hold on, let me call her.

[01:27:11] Just keep it like, you know what I'm saying?

[01:27:14] Keep it what?

[01:27:15] Don't, like, sound like we're worried, like, oh, you canceled.

[01:27:17] Oh, yeah, thanks.

[01:27:30] Hey, I'm live right now! How are you?

[01:27:33] Oh, that's perfectly, that's perfectly fine. Um, you know, the house is super cleaned up. Um, you know, it's ready. It's super nice. Yes. I know you said.

[01:27:48] I know you said-

[01:27:49] I'm stressing the best of the best at very high expectations.

[01:27:52] Oh, okay. What does that imply, Phil?

[01:27:55] Um, I'm expecting you to already have done your chest remark to know how all the pieces move,

[01:28:00] to have gone over emphasis on stalemate, and for your room to be sparkly clean.

[01:28:05] Oh, emphasis on stalemate, of course.

[01:28:07] Yes, yes.

[01:28:08] I've known emphasis on stalemate.

[01:28:10] Okay, um, I'm gonna just make sure everything's clean.

[01:28:13] You didn't- uh, are you- you like animals, right?

[01:28:16] Oh, okay, we have a lot of fruit flies, so this would be really nice.

[01:28:21] Yeah.

[01:28:22] Okay, awesome.

[01:28:23] I'll see you maybe like 20 minutes, 25 minutes, 30 minutes.

[01:28:29] Okay.

[01:28:30] A gift.

[01:28:31] Wait, can I ask a qu- actually I'm going to ask you when you get here.

[01:28:37] Nah, I'm not going to ask you.

[01:28:39] Nah, I'm just going to ask you this question when you get here.

[01:28:42] I feel like it's an interesting question.

[01:28:45] Alright, see you soon.

[01:28:47] Do I ask about, like, Magnus Carl's butt plug?

[01:28:50] I don't know.

[01:28:53] Wait, so what is a stalemate pathological male mate?

[01:28:59] What is that?

[01:28:59] I don't know how to fuckin' move a single-shell skew through.

[01:29:02] Okay, come on.

[01:29:03] You guys, you should take a look.

[01:29:05] What is it that you told me to wear?

[01:29:19] Oh, it's a matter that he's still mad at me.

[01:29:21] What the fuck is a matter that you...

[01:29:23] Holy!

[01:29:24] She plays with the hands up.

[01:29:30] Open!

[01:29:31] Holy aura.

[01:29:32] Oh my.

[01:29:33] Ah!

[01:29:34] Ah!

[01:29:35] Ah!

[01:29:36] Ah!

[01:29:37] Ah!

[01:29:38] Ah!

[01:29:39] Ah!

[01:29:40] Ah!

[01:29:41] Ah!

[01:29:42] Ah!

[01:29:43] Ah!

[01:29:44] Ah!

[01:29:45] Ah!

[01:29:46] Ah!

[01:29:47] Ah!

[01:29:48] Ah!

[01:29:49] Ah!

[01:29:50] Ah!

[01:29:51] Ah!

[01:29:52] So, what did you do?

[01:29:53] I'm just going to learn a couple of things about it.

[01:29:55] I'm about to tell you about it.

[01:29:56] Ah, check this.

[01:29:57] Oh.

[01:29:59] What is she pulling up?

[01:30:01] Twins.

[01:30:01] Wait, twins?

[01:30:02] They're both pulling up?

[01:30:03] I hear you, yeah.

[01:30:08] You sure know about twins?

[01:30:10] Huh?

[01:30:11] Like, what?

[01:30:13] They're not even twins, bro.

[01:30:16] What's up with that?

[01:30:17] I was on your Spotify row and on my camera, I saw a Twitter.

[01:30:22] Hey, I don't know how you like what was cuz crypto Twitter bro. So a bad guy

[01:30:27] Okay, Ben Pashnak, would you make them break up?

[01:30:30] I mean

[01:30:33] Yeah, probably for like 30,000 in crypto, I can try this guy

[01:30:38] You know but you know, I didn't do anything wrong. I just met the guy. He was pretty cool

[01:30:41] And I'm pretty chill with him and I did nothing

[01:30:44] Hey

[01:30:47] And I've never been suicidal

[01:30:49] And I never wanted to ever hurt myself and I'm gonna learn it to absolutely nothing

[01:30:55] I've been pretty happy pretty content with my life. So if anything bad happens to me, it's not me

[01:31:01] Yeah, but

[01:31:11] Now this is imported wood from Japan no

[01:31:14] No, no, no, no, no, that's part of the design.

[01:31:17] Oh, those gotta pull up, eh?

[01:31:19] Oh, yeah, bro.

[01:31:20] We could all do some shit, bro.

[01:31:22] He said he wanted to, uh, want me one in chess.

[01:31:25] Me?

[01:31:25] No, well, no, it's one of the sisters.

[01:31:27] I think he has one of the, uh,

[01:31:28] a crush on one of the sisters.

[01:31:29] I'm pretty sure I think both have, like,

[01:31:31] husbands at boyfriend.

[01:31:32] Am I mistaken?

[01:31:33] I don't fucking know.

[01:31:35] Doesn't matter to Jason.

[01:31:36] Are you retarded?

[01:31:37] Are you retarded?

[01:31:40] This guy's weird!

[01:31:41] Yeah!

[01:32:12] Yeah, I'm pretty sure the shape for us is like pretty bad fighting. Yeah, he is but I mean, you know when you're in your quarter when you're up

[01:32:20] I'm gonna give you my corner

[01:32:24] Yeah, you get knocked out though

[01:32:27] I'm not getting knocked out. I'm gonna beat the fuck out of this shape for us

[01:32:31] Wait, so then who's rapping the whole night? I'll wrap five rounds and then the last three rounds. Oh

[01:32:37] You wanna rap? You wanna rap?

[01:32:39] I'm pretty good at leeching okay, okay, but I got to figure out

[01:32:45] When you read you cut it way too early, I wanted to see someone get knocked out

[01:32:56] Okay

[01:33:09] You ready to move into a new house?

[01:33:11] I'm ready, bro.

[01:33:12] No, rumor has it.

[01:33:14] Rumor has it?

[01:33:16] At least show my own excitement.

[01:33:19] Don't look at rumor, though.

[01:33:21] Rumor has it?

[01:33:23] Yeah.

[01:33:24] What?

[01:33:26] Hey!

[01:33:28] Hey!

[01:33:30] Bro, what's up with the rumor?

[01:33:32] It's like being there pretty soon, though.

[01:33:34] Yeah.

[01:33:35] I'll live in a new house.

[01:33:37] What?

[01:33:38] Max is going to put us in.

[01:33:40] I'm probably not.

[01:33:41] I'm probably not.

[01:33:42] I feel like we need some new people in the house.

[01:33:44] One of those streamers, what a bad news.

[01:33:46] That house has been demolished.

[01:33:48] No.

[01:33:49] What should we do with our testing?

[01:33:52] I'm starting to mind.

[01:33:54] I'm starting to beat our own against you.

[01:33:56] But we need more streamers in that house.

[01:33:58] It's too big.

[01:33:59] Okay.

[01:34:00] We need to improve.

[01:34:01] It needs to be like the HQ.

[01:34:02] Okay.

[01:34:03] Let's think.

[01:34:04] Think.

[01:34:05] He's like a streamer that knows how to stream but also has like a die-hard community

[01:34:13] Know it's physically impossible to wrap

[01:34:35] i just hit the shit out of you

[01:34:37] why are you doing this to me

[01:34:39] i just hit the shit out of you

[01:34:41] what the fuck was that

[01:34:43] i just hit you

[01:34:45] you started shooting me

[01:34:47] i just hit you

[01:34:49] why did you do that

[01:34:51] when they come into the house and you just hit the wall

[01:34:53] i just started doing this

[01:34:55] you should give her a room

[01:34:57] i'm gonna fuck you up

[01:34:59] i don't know

[01:35:01] somewhere everywhere bro

[01:35:03] that's a weird

[01:35:14] wait James Charles and Jason DeWine be like, huh sisters you get it but I

[01:35:20] Asus is right here

[01:35:22] Because there's no rugs in here

[01:35:25] What?

[01:35:27] I get that one

[01:35:30] I don't get that one

[01:35:32] Oh, so you think her expert could get that?

[01:35:36] I mean, I lost money on that shit

[01:35:38] I'm not in this class

[01:35:40] But, I probably rubble, I was sporting

[01:35:42] Because I was like a prize

[01:35:44] Like you're just sporting it

[01:35:46] Oh, so you're insiders?

[01:35:48] I mean, I lost money. I lost 10, 10 days.

[01:35:51] I love MLG, remember?

[01:35:53] MLG's lost 20 on that shit, too.

[01:35:56] Really?

[01:35:57] A lot of crypto meme coins just can go well.

[01:36:00] I mean, bro, really?

[01:36:01] There's a future, dude.

[01:36:03] Who's that?

[01:36:04] You got your rights, dude.

[01:36:06] I told you. I knew it.

[01:36:08] I knew it was his.

[01:36:09] Oh!

[01:36:10] Now you guys take it out.

[01:36:11] EWOWW!

[01:36:15] That's the factor.

[01:36:29] Way to shine.

[01:36:31] What's the idea

[01:36:33] You're gonna hit the other guy.

[01:36:35] What's the guy that goes like this?

[01:36:38] That little kid?

[01:36:39] I know that IDM 300 minors until Kitty I'm responding.

[01:36:44] I saw that.

[01:36:45] Yeah, I saw that.

[01:36:46] That guy, that guy's carrying that thing.

[01:36:48] Pretty straight.

[01:36:49] Someone's gonna pass that clip.

[01:36:50] Should I just wait here for them?

[01:36:56] So, what are you gonna do until he gets here?

[01:36:58] If I'm gonna spawn right now.

[01:37:02] What are you gonna get here? Hold on.

[01:37:04] Yeah, what are you gonna do until he gets here?

[01:37:06] Oh, what am I gonna do?

[01:37:07] So you gotta be here in like five.

[01:37:09] All right, but when the scissors come this way,

[01:37:12] I'll just hit my tongue too.

[01:37:14] I think you hear at the same time,

[01:37:16] that will be off, and then walk in like tongue, tongue,

[01:37:19] tongue, tongue, the whore.

[01:37:20] You wanna do the tongue, tongue, the whore dance?

[01:37:23] How do you do it?

[01:37:24] It's like, you might have to walk.

[01:37:28] There's something like that, man.

[01:37:31] I'm uncomfortable.

[01:37:33] So what are we gonna do until we move in?

[01:37:36] We should do a pre-recorded thingy where it's like a green screen, and we build- Oh my gosh.

[01:37:43] Or lat, we make a full tweet. No, we just label it phase, fuck it. The last phase house event.

[01:37:48] So everyone clicks on it. Dude, we shoot a rock into space and we pretend we're in it.

[01:37:53] And then we go to a black hole event and we're gone for three weeks.

[01:37:57] And then we go to a black hole event and we're gone for three weeks.

[01:38:00] And then we go to a black hole event and we're gone for three weeks.

[01:38:03] And then we go to a black pool event and we're gone for three weeks.

[01:38:06] I thought of this too, you know.

[01:38:07] Yes.

[01:38:08] That's not a horrible idea, bro.

[01:38:10] You ever thought of leaving the Amazon in?

[01:38:12] Uh, BBL boys?

[01:38:13] No, B-B-L-B, B-L-B, B-L-B.

[01:38:15] The broadband boys?

[01:38:17] No.

[01:38:18] Bro, let's take a bit, bro.

[01:38:19] I'm not kidding.

[01:38:20] If we put our money together, I'm dead asking you to buy broadband.

[01:38:24] What if we renovate it and we make it a fucking castle?

[01:38:27] I don't know, that's possible.

[01:38:29] Bro, anything is possible.

[01:38:31] You don't have the rose, have my mouth on that, is it up for sale?

[01:38:35] I think so, it's 30 grand a month.

[01:38:37] Bro, we get really crazy to move back in a month.

[01:38:41] Oh, everyone in the world will know our address, no one knows our address right now.

[01:38:45] It's crazy out, you know.

[01:38:47] Yeah, it's crazy, bro.

[01:38:49] No one knows where we are.

[01:38:51] Oh, there we are.

[01:38:55] It's $50,000 Japanese tiles from the woods.

[01:38:59] 300k

[01:39:02] Ha

[01:39:04] I got no content so they get here so yeah me too, bro. Let's just talk

[01:39:08] Okay, who's the streamer though for real? I'm actually

[01:39:13] Who's like funny and you're getting that message well with us

[01:39:46] Like, who can move in with us?

[01:39:49] On.

[01:39:50] Yeah, he literally admit it's hate on me.

[01:39:54] That was crazy.

[01:39:55] Like, weird shit.

[01:39:57] Jock, Vic.

[01:39:58] Okay.

[01:40:02] Adapt sponsors?

[01:40:04] Ooh.

[01:40:09] There's really no, you know, we need like up and coming streamers.

[01:40:12] Who's like up and coming?

[01:40:13] Yeah, we can just like tell them to sign to like our house or something like that.

[01:40:17] Yeah.

[01:40:18] Yeah.

[01:40:19] I mean, they can't hold this.

[01:40:20] Wait, so what is this?

[01:40:22] That's a, isn't that Krayo just sort of?

[01:40:25] What?

[01:40:26] That's from the Demon Slayer?

[01:40:28] No, no, no.

[01:40:29] No, so...

[01:40:31] Oh boy.

[01:40:32] Do you think it'll actually like...

[01:40:34] Oh, Krayo's.

[01:40:35] Wait.

[01:40:36] Oh, get some visage.

[01:40:38] There.

[01:40:39] Oh fuck.

[01:40:41] I'm not fucking doing it.

[01:40:43] No.

[01:40:45] That's it.

[01:40:47] That's poor ski.

[01:40:49] What is this? I'm crazy?

[01:40:51] No, no, no troll. Watch this.

[01:40:53] Check his mouth.

[01:40:55] And that comes in his mouth.

[01:40:57] I'm not fucking doing it.

[01:40:59] I'm not fucking doing it.

[01:41:01] Ah, come on.

[01:41:03] What happened to the old Casey?

[01:41:05] I know, I know.

[01:41:07] Are you reformed now?

[01:41:09] You made more of one sponsor than I did the whole last year.

[01:41:16] That's crap! That's not crap!

[01:41:18] That's not crap!

[01:41:19] Say oh god!

[01:41:20] Are you a sponsor?

[01:41:21] Yeah I'm not, yeah.

[01:41:22] Are you a sponsor?

[01:41:23] You have one sponsor that covered all your long-time.

[01:41:26] How long have you not made up that one sponsor?

[01:41:28] Well you told me.

[01:41:29] You did?

[01:41:30] Yeah.

[01:41:31] I did?

[01:41:32] Ah, fuck man.

[01:41:33] I can't get a couple SVJs.

[01:41:35] You don't need that deal.

[01:41:37] I'm gonna spend that money well bro, maybe save it, probably save it man, you never know man, one day you can just get hit with just life bro, fucking multi-millionaire saying that shit man.

[01:41:52] It's true man, bro fuck that, go gamble all your money.

[01:41:55] How far you going?

[01:41:56] I already gave it, I lost like six feet of money gambling.

[01:42:01] Right now you lost.

[01:42:03] You lost because you quit.

[01:42:06] You're a professional. Just saying.

[01:42:10] Not bad.

[01:42:11] Where's your stable order?

[01:42:13] You gotta hit the light goal.

[01:42:15] You're welcome to join the stable and not an SMG.

[01:42:17] No, bro.

[01:42:19] We're not fast traveling to the end, bro.

[01:42:21] It's not how we do it.

[01:42:22] No, we're at a house.

[01:42:23] Yeah, we got a house right now.

[01:42:25] Ricardo's back there.

[01:42:26] I wanna get a house, get pets, build a cow corn.

[01:42:29] Another two week Minecraft phase.

[01:42:31] But the thing is we gotta hit the light goal.

[01:42:33] Yo, if you're here from the Minecraft Let's Play stable and auto SNP, drop a me in the chat right now. Drop your hand up.

[01:42:40] We're gonna reach 500,000 likes. We'll bring in Jason the wean to the Minecraft SNP. Smash that like button with your asshole.

[01:42:48] Okay, this is gonna be a tricky one. Take your ass and jiggle it on the fucking like button. Smash it, smash it, smash it.

[01:42:56] Once we get 500,000, bro, you're good.

[01:42:58] 500,000?

[01:42:59] We already hit 350k to get YBG in.

[01:43:01] I got a pee, do you want it there?

[01:43:03] Why is there work in there?

[01:43:05] Oh my god, my pee!

[01:43:07] Wait, I smell like a...

[01:43:09] I see people.

[01:43:11] Yo!

[01:43:15] Yo, Gilbert.

[01:43:17] Impossible to hold both your ankles and spell mine.

[01:43:19] Impossible.

[01:43:21] You can't do it. We know you can't do it.

[01:43:23] Hold both of your ankles and spell mine.

[01:43:25] You can't do it. We know you can.

[01:43:27] It's a brain seizure.

[01:43:29] I

[01:43:34] Don't know where he's going

[01:43:45] Oh

[01:43:55] You're going viral be careful

[01:43:57] are you and all you are here to do it now it's 20 minutes

[01:44:06] technically is here

[01:44:10] welcome out the second yo it's impossible impossible to grab both your

[01:44:16] ankles the brains try try grab over there I grab both the brains easier

[01:44:22] You can't do it

[01:44:26] And it's so bright

[01:44:29] Right

[01:44:43] I gotta get older with that, huh?

[01:44:46] Be shy

[01:44:48] Well, it's just...

[01:44:53] Just a guy.

[01:44:55] Just depressing until they get here.

[01:44:58] This is what it's like to live like us, Jack.

[01:45:00] Just like every queen.

[01:45:02] Chests?

[01:45:03] Yeah.

[01:45:04] Checkers?

[01:45:05] Chests.

[01:45:06] Oh my God, it's a challenge for the checkers.

[01:45:07] What am I getting?

[01:45:08] That's a good one.

[01:45:09] Or just challenge her to a fucking CS goal and do one.

[01:45:11] Yeah, maybe I could do one of that.

[01:45:13] Yeah, how about you fucking challenge a fucking mid-zone,

[01:45:15] I need to show you your highlights.

[01:45:19] I think yes.

[01:45:20] It's good.

[01:45:21] You can actually hide it.

[01:45:22] I'm like, oh, this is fucking lovely.

[01:45:23] This is awesome.

[01:45:24] I love it.

[01:45:25] I'm like, holy shit.

[01:45:26] It's definitely going to trend like the chest.

[01:45:27] I might be scared of one of your chest.

[01:45:28] It might be better than me.

[01:45:29] Oh, wow.

[01:45:30] I guess I'll go get stuck.

[01:45:31] What the fuck?

[01:45:32] Is that me?

[01:45:33] What the?

[01:45:34] Is that you?

[01:45:35] Who would have liked the president?

[01:45:36] Who?

[01:45:37] Who?

[01:45:38] Yo, who's the president?

[01:45:39] Who's the president?

[01:45:40] Who's the president?

[01:45:41] Who's the president?

[01:45:42] Who's the president?

[01:45:43] Who?

[01:45:44] Who? Yo, who is that Jason?

[01:45:47] Are you... Are you good?

[01:45:54] It's a big tongue, girl.

[01:45:59] Oh, you just punched Jason.

[01:46:03] What is that?

[01:46:04] My...

[01:46:05] What is that?

[01:46:07] Who the...

[01:46:14] What's going on?

[01:46:19] I'm confused.

[01:46:21] I'm not sure about the whole house.

[01:46:29] Alright, I'll just wait.

[01:46:30] Maybe I'll pick them up with the weight.

[01:46:33] Weight?

[01:46:35] Weight?

[01:46:36] Just when they come in, we're just act cool.

[01:46:38] Remember, we're quarters of the level.

[01:46:40] I know you are.

[01:46:42] Where's the adaptor?

[01:46:44] Where's the adaptor?

[01:46:46] Where's the hot app?

[01:46:48] Oh, we're out.

[01:46:50] Oh, look at this.

[01:46:52] Oh, look at that.

[01:46:54] How are we?

[01:46:56] Very well, man.

[01:46:58] That's a security.

[01:47:00] What's up, man?

[01:47:02] So, look.

[01:47:04] It looks like Benjamin kicks under that fucking nice.

[01:47:06] I've never been on a stream before,

[01:47:08] so I was like, I've got to bring my...

[01:47:10] There he is.

[01:47:12] I still look like you're awful right now.

[01:47:14] What are you talking about?

[01:47:15] I'm chillin', bro.

[01:47:17] What are we doing today, bro?

[01:47:19] A lot of shame. We got a lot of...

[01:47:21] Dude, chill!

[01:47:24] He got a beer, right, bro?

[01:47:26] I actually do.

[01:47:27] There's a bathroom right there where the lights don't work.

[01:47:30] We got the... the trash on?

[01:47:32] Wait, whoa, wake up, wake up, y'all!

[01:47:34] What's going on, man?

[01:47:40] I wish you the best.

[01:47:42] I can just feed you like he's awesome.

[01:47:44] Well, probably.

[01:47:46] We're not a king being just like,

[01:47:48] Yeah, I don't know.

[01:47:50] Hey, shut up.

[01:47:52] I'm getting there!

[01:47:54] Are these people looking to flash on us?

[01:47:56] Yo, can you dig us a few?

[01:47:58] No, he's having a great fucking time

[01:48:00] in acting on that.

[01:48:02] Got a lot to be happy about, bro.

[01:48:04] So what are you going to do?

[01:48:06] Uh, uh, we're going to go

[01:48:08] No, hold on, you watch your pants?

[01:48:15] No, no.

[01:48:16] What the fuck do you mean?

[01:48:19] He's retarded.

[01:48:20] You know what I mean?

[01:48:23] No, step out of it, man.

[01:48:25] What's up, people?

[01:48:26] Did y'all look like this?

[01:48:28] Well, show them the whiteboard.

[01:48:30] You don't know who that is.

[01:48:32] I'm gonna steal some content.

[01:48:33] I'll get some footage.

[01:48:34] I'll get some footage.

[01:48:35] Wait, so you guys are not flat?

[01:48:38] Yo, wait, where is this guy who's gone there?

[01:48:41] No, he doesn't, we don't do that.

[01:48:42] So what do the fuck is he security?

[01:48:43] He's Canadian, bro.

[01:48:44] Bro, he's from Oakland.

[01:48:45] What? Alright.

[01:48:47] Hey, Lacey, Lacey, listen.

[01:48:49] I saw Lacey in Vegas.

[01:48:51] I saw all y'all in Vegas,

[01:48:52] fucking rock bitch, and I was walking right by you.

[01:48:54] What are you talking about?

[01:48:55] I literally said hi to you.

[01:48:56] I have a photo with you.

[01:48:57] Hell, you go!

[01:48:58] Where is he going?

[01:48:59] I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.

[01:49:00] I have a fucking photo with you.

[01:49:02] What?

[01:49:03] Oh yeah, that was lit.

[01:49:05] This guy's retorting.

[01:49:07] Hey!

[01:49:09] I knew it!

[01:49:11] It's not a pre-media course.

[01:49:13] You're not going to let him hang this.

[01:49:15] What's that?

[01:49:17] Look at my foot.

[01:49:19] What is this?

[01:49:21] You want me to take one of that?

[01:49:23] What is this?

[01:49:25] What's this?

[01:49:27] This is crazy.

[01:49:29] Where's the chocolate?

[01:49:31] Hey, I'm your Uber driver.

[01:49:43] driver

[01:50:13] Now I'm giggling my teeth anyways.

[01:50:15] He's good, he's good.

[01:50:16] Come on, dude.

[01:50:17] You know what I'm saying?

[01:50:18] Oh my god!

[01:50:19] It's not like I saw those guys at your bar.

[01:50:20] I'm gonna fucking eat you, bro.

[01:50:21] I haven't even heard about it.

[01:50:22] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:50:23] Is it food?

[01:50:24] Yeah, yeah.

[01:50:25] It's good.

[01:50:26] It's good.

[01:50:27] It's good.

[01:50:28] It's good.

[01:50:29] This is weird, bro.

[01:50:30] You're just staring at me.

[01:50:31] What the fuck?

[01:50:32] You're just not judging me, bro.

[01:50:33] You're just not judging me, bro.

[01:50:34] I hate your face.

[01:50:35] It's fucking nice.

[01:50:36] No, it's not.

[01:50:37] I hate your face.

[01:50:38] It's fucking nice.

[01:50:39] No, it's not.

[01:50:40] I hate your face.

[01:51:41] I was like, what the fuck, a motor going on?

[01:51:43] You did.

[01:51:43] I was like, yeah, I got a bunch of splines shit, see?

[01:51:46] That's what it is to do.

[01:51:47] You fuck bitches?

[01:51:48] I'm not a girlfriend, remember?

[01:51:49] Oh, God, James.

[01:51:51] I was really scared.

[01:51:52] You fuck bitches?

[01:51:53] He hit my girlfriend by the head.

[01:51:55] Right in the face.

[01:51:56] We were ruining my night.

[01:51:58] We were at the concert, excuse me.

[01:52:01] We were leaving, and I saw all of those.

[01:52:03] I was up all day, he said, what's up, bro?

[01:52:05] And he grabs my horn like this, and he hit Kimmy's head.

[01:52:09] That's funny?

[01:52:10] Yeah.

[01:52:10] It's not funny, it's not funny.

[01:52:11] You said what's going on?

[01:52:12] Oh, sisters, what's going on, bro?

[01:52:13] I was like, I'm so sorry.

[01:52:16] I just, I just felt right in the face.

[01:52:18] Sorry?

[01:52:19] Yeah, I was like, I'm so sorry.

[01:52:20] You gave him money, though.

[01:52:21] Yeah.

[01:52:22] Oh, wait.

[01:52:22] What are you giving him?

[01:52:23] Give her a band.

[01:52:24] Give her a band.

[01:52:25] That was nice.

[01:52:26] Super cool.

[01:52:26] You got it like that, big brother?

[01:52:28] Hell yeah.

[01:52:29] You want to, OK.

[01:52:30] I thought we'd need you.

[01:52:31] Why would we need somebody to do that?

[01:52:33] These are my homies, man.

[01:52:34] I know.

[01:52:35] I know.

[01:52:36] They're the same.

[01:52:37] They're the same.

[01:52:38] Yeah.

[01:52:38] You like to stand, you have this thing.

[01:52:40] Oh, I thought you were staying.

[01:52:41] No, I thought you were staying for a long time.

[01:52:43] That's tough, man.

[01:52:44] But yeah, that sucked.

[01:52:46] That really fucking sucked.

[01:52:47] Yeah, that sucked.

[01:52:48] How about that?

[01:52:48] I was like, dude, I feel like Dana White, see you guys?

[01:52:51] It's fine, dude.

[01:52:52] I'm like, no, like really, I'm sorry.

[01:52:54] But maybe you got robbed.

[01:52:55] And then you walked away, and then I saw you again,

[01:52:57] and you looked at me, and you looked away.

[01:52:59] I don't remember doing that.

[01:53:00] Yeah, fucking awesome.

[01:53:02] He's got a problem with Becketel.

[01:53:03] I know.

[01:53:03] He was like, Mike, he was in the shut up.

[01:53:06] The first thing he says is, although are you on drugs?

[01:53:08] I actually sat in your Uber driver.

[01:53:10] No, that was like the fifth thing you said.

[01:53:12] Have you ever done drugs or no?

[01:53:13] Never.

[01:53:14] No, I've done drugs.

[01:53:15] Put your doll over there.

[01:53:17] No, he's good.

[01:53:18] What?

[01:53:20] Come on, Otto.

[01:53:21] This is like a shit.

[01:53:22] Dude.

[01:53:23] You're a fucking idiot.

[01:53:25] Where's the hell?

[01:53:25] Where's the guy?

[01:53:26] This isn't you guys.

[01:53:27] You know that.

[01:53:28] Wait, Gilbert, you think he had that?

[01:53:30] It was an accident.

[01:53:31] What was he doing?

[01:53:33] I don't know.

[01:53:34] I'm not a snitch.

[01:53:36] What the fuck was that?

[01:53:37] I was not expecting.

[01:53:40] He's like,

[01:53:43] He walks in.

[01:53:46] I don't know what the fuck's going on though.

[01:53:48] Are you going home?

[01:53:50] Nah, I go,

[01:53:51] pick up my VHS camera.

[01:53:53] Is that even screen?

[01:53:54] No, tell me where you're going with that.

[01:53:58] Ah!

[01:53:59] Where are you going?

[01:54:00] I'm sure I'm not home.

[01:54:01] That's my house?

[01:54:02] No, no, no.

[01:54:03] It's like, it's like, don't it look you?

[01:54:05] Where?

[01:54:06] Tell me what is it? I don't want I don't want to say

[01:54:17] I don't know it's it's it's it I don't want to hear it up. All right, they see the other every your students

[01:54:26] Okay, hopefully all those gone by them

[01:54:36] I kind of loved that vlog.

[01:54:37] Hold on, hold on.

[01:54:39] 50 gift from crew!

[01:54:42] I got 50 cats!

[01:54:45] Thank you, crew.

[01:54:45] Thank you.

[01:54:46] Thank you.

[01:54:47] Thank you.

[01:54:48] Give him strokes, y'all.

[01:54:49] What did you get?

[01:54:50] No, Ron.

[01:54:52] Starts up with a red out.

[01:54:54] No fucking way.

[01:54:55] You can share this, right?

[01:54:57] Just...

[01:54:58] Wait, what?

[01:55:00] You hop in.

[01:55:00] Are you going to do it?

[01:55:01] I mean, I got to look into the lab.

[01:55:03] He sent me a whole lab certificate.

[01:55:04] I was like certified and I would not take a drug from a mirror, especially a lacy dog

[01:55:10] Listen, you're even doing Rida. He's on it. Yeah, where do you put the needle you just did any like fat?

[01:55:19] Her even doing

[01:55:25] Do you notice the difference?

[01:55:28] Anything but I thought it was pretty funny. Wait, all those stealing from you

[01:55:31] I heard Darla crying late at night and Kimmy messaged her like, wait, why are you crying?

[01:55:58] She said she was crying because your face is changing too much.

[01:56:04] She said that she can't play when she's a little more.

[01:56:07] I don't always cry because she's saying that I have red on my face.

[01:56:14] Makes no sense.

[01:56:15] It's not funny, Jack. It's not funny.

[01:56:20] I don't have a red on my face.

[01:56:22] Wait, he didn't...

[01:56:23] He didn't throw up, didn't he?

[01:56:24] They said he opened the package.

[01:56:27] Choco, get the fuck out of here, or you shouldn't have, because let's move over. I'm going to step on you, you fucking scoundrel.

[01:56:32] Choco, don't watch that.

[01:56:38] Did he get ass-opened?

[01:56:41] Fine mad shit on the ground over there.

[01:56:47] Where is he?

[01:56:49] He opened it?

[01:56:51] Oh my god.

[01:56:52] Well, this is someone's order. He opened it.

[01:56:54] so now this has to be repackaged. I don't even know if they could do this.

[01:57:01] Well, someone's order is getting fucked up, not my problem. They've all done. Let's go right here.

[01:57:11] Fucking idiot, bro.

[01:57:13] Yeah, I don't know if they can repackage. They can?

[01:57:17] Yeah.

[01:57:18] Wait, why are you guys cleaning the kitchen?

[01:57:21] You guys are just saying that, it's like, wait, this is all you guys are saying is to clean it.

[01:57:29] Are you not going to care?

[01:57:35] You know, the top five tech guys in the, like, in the middle of the day.

[01:57:42] Are you disgusted by the sink?

[01:57:46] Wait, is it clean there?

[01:57:47] I actually open it up a little bit.

[01:57:49] What?

[01:57:50] They had to turn on the murder gun.

[01:57:56] I'm going to kill them.

[01:57:59] Chad, you know this is so bad that this was squirting out like food.

[01:58:09] Like this.

[01:58:10] All right.

[01:58:11] There you go.

[01:58:12] Have fun, though.

[01:58:13] It's probably fun working for Jason, right?

[01:58:18] Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I don't pay over at the table, so. You guys have fun with it.

[01:58:26] They definitely don't sponsor you.

[01:58:30] Look at this guy. He's working on the job. He's also got the chat.

[01:58:35] What app is this?

[01:58:37] Any chat.

[01:58:38] How does he see every message?

[01:58:39] I can have you guys like everywhere.

[01:58:41] Whoa!

[01:58:42] And then it rings me if someone mentions me.

[01:58:44] What the fuck? Any chat?

[01:58:46] And then it works in the back room, so if I like close it out, it'll ping me if I'm getting...

[01:58:52] That way I know if like something's breaking, then my phone starts fucking vibrating in my ass.

[01:58:57] Or if something's like broken.

[01:58:59] My sister's almost here.

[01:59:02] Oh, they're all out of you now.

[01:59:04] Oh, wait, you should go join them group, then.

[01:59:07] Yeah, thank you.

[01:59:09] Yeah, yeah, that's true.

[01:59:10] Thank you.

[01:59:12] All right, they said they should be here like any minute.

[01:59:17] It's like, why are you being introduced into all of this?

[01:59:20] What if they get scared, bro?

[01:59:22] No, he's respectful.

[01:59:24] Your Uber is here.

[01:59:25] He probably would love to meet him, honestly.

[01:59:28] Hey, where are you going?

[01:59:30] Are you two guys are testing us?

[01:59:32] I don't know if they're testing us.

[01:59:34] Oh, so where are you going?

[01:59:36] Oh, they're going to be here.

[01:59:38] Oh, like you were getting here.

[01:59:41] It's like the name we've never seen a name like your Uber driver is here. I'm your Uber get in

[01:59:47] What yeah, I can't find anymore

[01:59:50] Get caught get caught talking to one VR chat bitch online

[01:59:55] Now all of a sudden it's a big problem. I'm weirdo. So I'm gonna change my entire life around. I'm gonna stop having fun

[02:00:00] I'm only gonna be serious for knowing no more big VR chat titties for me

[02:00:05] Can't have that I'm 30 I

[02:00:08] Don't like girls and boots anymore. So I'm 30

[02:00:11] Oh, you can do it like everyone does now, you know?

[02:00:15] You can trust fine girls and just wait for it to be on.

[02:00:18] Yeah, I feel like that's like my only option right now.

[02:00:21] Oh, okay.

[02:00:22] No, no, no.

[02:00:25] You shouldn't hear anything.

[02:00:33] Alright, that's not the case.

[02:00:35] Hello, sisters!

[02:00:37] Oh no, that's probably too feminine.

[02:00:41] Welcome to the stable!

[02:00:43] No.

[02:00:49] Magnus Halston, no?

[02:00:51] You bet the next best day.

[02:00:53] No.

[02:00:55] Maybe.

[02:00:57] Let me see.

[02:00:59] Matter Daddy and Icon!

[02:01:01] Oh no!

[02:01:03] Oh she said here!

[02:01:05] Hey what?

[02:01:07] Well, if it isn't Matt or Daddy and I, oh my god, actually.

[02:01:13] You're a fucking idiot!

[02:01:16] I didn't touch it as the wind, I'm God's wind, I swear I didn't touch it.

[02:01:20] Hey, stay!

[02:01:22] Hurry!

[02:01:32] Drew's throwing.

[02:01:34] I told him.

[02:01:36] Right through.

[02:01:38] Well, open the fucking door, you chop-fuck.

[02:01:41] Come on, man.

[02:01:43] Bring your practice practice.

[02:01:45] Wow, what a good day to play some chess.

[02:01:48] Oh, wait, welcome.

[02:01:50] You have to introduce yourself to say something.

[02:01:53] Wow, can't wait to play some chess.

[02:01:55] Chess? I like chess.

[02:01:57] Stay more or no, though. Welcome to the house.

[02:01:59] Okay.

[02:02:01] Okay, not bad.

[02:02:03] chest. Magnus Carlson! Magnus Carlson! That's good, that's good.

[02:02:19] I wish I could throw the phone like a boomerang and we could like see always on the driveway

[02:02:23] and then we'd come back. I wish I had someone to play chess with!

[02:02:27] I really wish I had someone to play chess with no

[02:02:42] Fuck man, I'm learning chess and I wish I had people to teach me

[02:02:53] Yes

[02:02:57] She's, she's, oh she looks taller than that.

[02:03:00] I have the same pair.

[02:03:01] No, this is my brand.

[02:03:03] Should I take my shoes off?

[02:03:04] Oh, it's just too short.

[02:03:05] I wasn't talking.

[02:03:07] It's the shoe.

[02:03:07] Hi, how are you?

[02:03:10] I brought you gifts.

[02:03:11] Oh, I brought you, uh.

[02:03:13] It's okay.

[02:03:13] We're clean houses, it's weird.

[02:03:15] Yeah, so this is the house.

[02:03:17] By the way, we have, do you know who all the way is?

[02:03:20] No.

[02:03:21] Listen, if you're ever uncomfortable, the keyword is.

[02:03:24] Is it a shape word?

[02:03:25] Kind of a pineapple, okay?

[02:03:27] It's like an interesting, how do you describe this?

[02:03:29] One of one.

[02:03:30] Okay, so does he want to play chess?

[02:03:33] Um, yeah.

[02:03:33] Is he gonna help you?

[02:03:37] No.

[02:03:37] But...

[02:03:39] Is he like the security guard there?

[02:03:42] I don't know about, there's a lot of fruit flies.

[02:03:43] Let's go inside.

[02:03:44] This is the house, by the way.

[02:03:45] What is this for?

[02:03:46] No, okay, I'm sorry, go ahead, any questions?

[02:03:48] Yeah, what is this?

[02:03:49] Okay, so this was in Dapps.

[02:03:52] I don't know if you've seen the stream

[02:03:53] of Ken LaRoy, he was in here with a Dapp.

[02:03:55] Yeah.

[02:03:55] This is a Mr. Beast pre-signal that's gonna pay, but you see something through the machine now.

[02:04:02] Ah, you wasted all the chocolate?

[02:04:04] Yeah.

[02:04:05] Instead, I don't have taken that.

[02:04:06] Ah, I actually got it.

[02:04:07] Okay, this is our, you know, beautiful front door.

[02:04:10] Yeah.

[02:04:11] Yeah, I can see there's a moment's touch in this home.

[02:04:14] Yeah, it's really beautiful.

[02:04:16] Okay, let's go into the showroom.

[02:04:18] How many people live here?

[02:04:20] I would say like six.

[02:04:23] Maybe your seven

[02:04:25] Oh, yeah

[02:04:27] Oh, yeah

[02:04:29] Yeah, this is fascinating

[02:04:31] Yeah, so this over

[02:04:33] Well

[02:04:35] So this is Marlon's room

[02:04:37] This is his house, his machine

[02:04:39] And he's fine

[02:04:41] Okay, yeah

[02:04:43] Remember to keep it

[02:04:45] Wow

[02:04:47] This is that one

[02:04:49] Oh, no!

[02:04:51] He's a huge fan.

[02:04:53] Are you Aldo? Nice to meet you.

[02:04:55] What did they say?

[02:04:57] He said you were really nice.

[02:04:59] You have long walks on the beach

[02:05:01] and that you're going to help them play chess.

[02:05:03] Yeah, I'll play chess for y'all.

[02:05:05] Why are you grabbing me?

[02:05:07] Because I'm just a fan of a normal player.

[02:05:09] Why does he have time to move you?

[02:05:11] I'll sit here.

[02:05:13] I'm kidding.

[02:05:15] I'm going to start.

[02:05:17] I'm being rude.

[02:05:19] The officers? Wait, they know... I'm boxing the safe rocks.

[02:05:26] Okay, where are you fighting? The safe rocks.

[02:05:28] Who's that? Yeah, who's that?

[02:05:30] Yo, watch out, y'all. That's my friend.

[02:05:32] Can you train at all? No.

[02:05:35] When's your fight? Two months.

[02:05:38] You've done no part at all?

[02:05:40] I'm not gonna hurt you.

[02:05:42] Yo, Lavo, you good? Yeah, my stomach is fucked.

[02:05:45] You want a belly massage? Why isn't it getting in there?

[02:05:48] We're going to go to the make-up right now and go down.

[02:05:56] You could smoke alpha?

[02:05:57] Okay, you can't.

[02:05:58] Okay, that's fine.

[02:05:59] Is this your team?

[02:06:00] You're in the team?

[02:06:01] Oh, I'm in Canada.

[02:06:02] Oh, I'm in Canada.

[02:06:03] Ooh.

[02:06:04] Oh, don't worry about it.

[02:06:05] You're not about the same life.

[02:06:06] Don't worry.

[02:06:07] I'm in Canada.

[02:06:08] Really?

[02:06:09] Yeah.

[02:06:10] I am.

[02:06:11] Oh, really?

[02:06:12] But I have a girlfriend.

[02:06:13] I'm sorry.

[02:06:14] That's okay.

[02:06:15] Me too.

[02:06:16] Yeah, I don't work.

[02:06:18] Lot of coming, y'all.

[02:06:20] Yeah, yeah.

[02:06:22] I don't know, are you gonna be okay with me?

[02:06:24] What?

[02:06:26] I'm just gonna stop questioning you.

[02:06:28] Okay, I see that.

[02:06:30] Are you gonna catch up?

[02:06:32] Yeah.

[02:06:34] I'm gonna just do like a minute and 20 seconds.

[02:06:36] I gotta do some warm-up.

[02:06:38] Oh!

[02:06:40] Hey, hey, hey, how you guys doing?

[02:06:42] Oh, really? Hello.

[02:06:44] You know

[02:06:50] Okay

[02:06:53] That smells yeah, baby

[02:07:14] But it smells like fucking garbage.

[02:07:17] Wait, is it just on the balcony window?

[02:07:18] Yeah.

[02:07:19] Is it on the balcony?

[02:07:20] No, no, no.

[02:07:20] Oh, here it is.

[02:07:21] Just put it up with me.

[02:07:23] Put it up with me.

[02:07:25] You still up here working?

[02:07:26] Yeah.

[02:07:26] Where are you guys from?

[02:07:28] I don't know.

[02:07:29] Where are you from?

[02:07:30] Somewhere on the street.

[02:07:31] This is Lacey.

[02:07:32] I've never been mad on you.

[02:07:32] I've met him now.

[02:07:33] Yeah.

[02:07:34] Wait, you didn't meet me?

[02:07:34] I think you're not Mr. B.

[02:07:35] Yeah, I mean, but at Mr. B.

[02:07:36] I was screaming in your guys' ear when you were trying to say hi.

[02:07:39] Oh, yeah.

[02:07:39] I could never get you.

[02:07:40] Yeah, it's OK.

[02:07:41] Oh, no.

[02:07:41] And then I played.

[02:07:42] I had it put in the oven at it.

[02:07:45] Why do you expect me to don't know?

[02:07:48] What do you mean? Look at her nipples.

[02:07:50] Yeah, should we keep looking?

[02:07:52] Yeah.

[02:07:53] Oh, that's what he's got a house for.

[02:07:54] Is it yours?

[02:07:55] Yeah, it's a little messy right now.

[02:07:56] It's a BL box.

[02:07:57] That's what? Now it's Ronaldo.

[02:07:59] You made it out of a box.

[02:08:00] I can't see where all of it was.

[02:08:02] Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[02:08:04] It's the one.

[02:08:05] Oh, right.

[02:08:06] Oh, right.

[02:08:07] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[02:08:08] This is his room.

[02:08:09] You know, he's got a very good...

[02:08:10] He's got a nice window up there too.

[02:08:13] This is cute.

[02:08:14] This is cute.

[02:08:15] This is cute.

[02:08:16] This is cute.

[02:08:17] Do you hear that?

[02:08:18] Do you want me to have a window?

[02:08:19] How much do they coat you?

[02:08:20] Oh, so I thought to the property manager, $12,000 for the window.

[02:08:23] Have my own guy come in?

[02:08:24] $3,000 for the window.

[02:08:25] We're going to have a lunch, isn't it?

[02:08:26] That's a Japanese imported window.

[02:08:28] Oh, yeah.

[02:08:29] That makes church class.

[02:08:30] Are you a big fan of the Middle East?

[02:08:32] You've got your faces on there.

[02:08:34] Hey, why do you have?

[02:08:36] I see a lot of things you do in the video.

[02:08:39] You're saying, I'll catch you in the balcony.

[02:08:46] The balcony, huh?

[02:08:49] Yeah, I'm in a luxury place.

[02:08:53] I'm in a luxury place.

[02:08:55] Yeah.

[02:08:57] I have four years experience and I wasn't very master.

[02:08:59] Really?

[02:09:00] Like, have you got to play for four years?

[02:09:02] No, I've played for ten minutes.

[02:09:03] Okay, well, you know, if we might need a backup, maybe we can call you in the tournament.

[02:09:07] Did you want that?

[02:09:08] Did any of these gold blow?

[02:09:09] Did you like the idea?

[02:09:10] I did, yeah.

[02:09:11] I was on a flight, and I saw it as I was on a flight, and then I forgot to interact with

[02:09:17] the flight.

[02:09:18] It's okay.

[02:09:19] It's not going to be a good idea.

[02:09:20] It's okay.

[02:09:21] You need to get advanced in the next story that we have.

[02:09:22] Yeah, the next one.

[02:09:23] Maybe like the next one.

[02:09:24] Yeah, this one's okay.

[02:09:25] Yeah.

[02:09:26] Why are you inspecting these dogs?

[02:09:27] All right.

[02:09:28] Let's go check out another person.

[02:09:29] Oh, yeah.

[02:09:30] Oh my God.

[02:09:31] He fucked up his house.

[02:09:32] Smell me.

[02:09:33] Yeah, he did.

[02:09:34] This is a fucking nightmare dude!

[02:09:44] God I'm overstimulated by her.

[02:09:56] Oh, cool.

[02:09:57] Okay.

[02:09:58] Oh, yeah.

[02:09:59] Let's just check out the notes in the house.

[02:10:00] No, um, this is obviously the kitchen area we're going into.

[02:10:03] We're going to eat your breakfast.

[02:10:04] Yeah.

[02:10:05] Oh, there's some breakfast out here if you're interested.

[02:10:06] Yeah.

[02:10:07] We've been sitting out for a couple months, so come here.

[02:10:09] Oh, no, that's disgusting.

[02:10:10] No.

[02:10:11] That's so gross.

[02:10:12] It's really good.

[02:10:13] You guys have made your own.

[02:10:14] You guys are going to try it.

[02:10:15] I don't have any.

[02:10:16] Oh, thank you.

[02:10:17] You can put me in your list.

[02:10:19] Yeah.

[02:10:20] Don't kick that trash can.

[02:10:21] Jesus.

[02:10:22] Whatever you do.

[02:10:23] Jesus.

[02:10:24] Yeah.

[02:10:25] bad because my roommates were kind of crazy, but you raised the bar to another level.

[02:10:29] Is this K-San's room? You know K-San?

[02:10:30] You know?

[02:10:31] You know, like a friend?

[02:10:32] Oh wow, he lives here?

[02:10:33] Uh, you know, he actually left after making $500,000.

[02:10:36] Uh, so you just left everything?

[02:10:38] You just left all of this?

[02:10:39] I miss K-San, but uh, his team that he, he supports like, he supports the fucking

[02:10:44] law.

[02:10:45] He's gone?

[02:10:46] Yeah.

[02:10:47] He says DJ said, oh, let's check out the kitchen.

[02:10:48] Oh, yeah, it's on.

[02:10:49] Because I did get to see what's in the kitchen.

[02:10:50] Really?

[02:10:51] Yeah.

[02:10:52] Um, wait, what the fuck?

[02:10:54] Our kitchen's clean, kind of.

[02:10:55] This is clean?

[02:10:56] Yeah, this is clean.

[02:10:57] Don't worry about that.

[02:10:58] That's someone's fault.

[02:10:59] This is insane.

[02:10:59] Does this place feel like home to you?

[02:11:01] Like, your parents ever visit?

[02:11:02] Absolutely not.

[02:11:04] I'm pretty suicidal here.

[02:11:05] Oh, give you a number to bring.

[02:11:08] They have a hotline for that.

[02:11:10] I actually call this a hotline once

[02:11:11] and they left me on whatever I call it.

[02:11:14] Really?

[02:11:14] I'll hold for like 45 minutes.

[02:11:16] Yeah, they don't have a fan.

[02:11:18] Yeah.

[02:11:19] Yeah, good.

[02:11:19] This is the kitchen.

[02:11:21] I like the wrapping paper.

[02:11:22] What is this on a wall?

[02:11:24] It's a flycrap.

[02:11:25] Oh, it's a flycrap?

[02:11:26] And I have a really cat-cutten flycrap.

[02:11:28] Can you purchase me a new car?

[02:11:30] Yeah, of course.

[02:11:31] Oh, but I don't know how to put it.

[02:11:34] I'm so understanding, Rome.

[02:11:36] Like, what is going on in this house?

[02:11:38] When I tell you everything that could have just happened,

[02:11:41] just happened, I mean it.

[02:11:42] Yeah, what's up, Ralph?

[02:11:43] You hit a test.

[02:11:45] No.

[02:11:46] No, we didn't.

[02:11:47] He hit a test.

[02:11:48] I was like, he's kidding.

[02:11:49] You hit a test?

[02:11:50] Yeah.

[02:12:21] at once. It's the old days. I'm fucking over here. Wait, it's deep in there. Oh, it's

[02:12:32] in the passenger seat. Run! Run! I thought you were like, watch out, you're crack-eyed.

[02:12:41] I thought you were going to bend me over like fucking or something. What? Listen,

[02:12:45] No one knows whose car it is.

[02:12:47] This car has been here for days and no one knows whose car it is.

[02:12:49] I know, someone moved it though, because it was down there, now it's up here.

[02:12:53] That is brand new.

[02:12:55] Where are my keys?

[02:12:57] Fucking, I'm sweating.

[02:12:59] It's okay. I haven't even shown her my room yet, oh my god.

[02:13:03] There's not much room left though.

[02:13:05] Oh, let's show the garage.

[02:13:07] Leave it right?

[02:13:09] I will let you know.

[02:13:45] I'm sorry about that. There's a lot going on. Wait, am I getting this?

[02:14:15] Get the Chesson?

[02:14:17] Yeah, that's what Magnus would say.

[02:14:19] Have you ever seen any Chess?

[02:14:21] Do you have any knowledge on Chess? Have you ever played?

[02:14:23] Yeah, so I played against Jamesy.

[02:14:25] Oh yeah.

[02:14:27] Do he smells?

[02:14:29] Oh my god.

[02:14:31] Smells like Brutal London here.

[02:14:33] You're up.

[02:14:35] I'm familiar. Where are you from?

[02:14:37] From New Jersey.

[02:14:39] Ah, I can see that.

[02:14:41] Do you know where Jerry is?

[02:14:43] It's a dangerous area.

[02:14:44] What?

[02:14:45] What?

[02:14:46] All right.

[02:14:47] Yeah, we have a ritual.

[02:14:48] There's a tree.

[02:14:49] It's so festive.

[02:14:50] No.

[02:14:51] I thought we haven't gotten rid of that.

[02:14:52] No.

[02:14:53] You want everyone?

[02:14:54] No.

[02:14:55] This is your room?

[02:14:56] Yeah, so this is the...

[02:14:57] Yeah, welcome.

[02:14:58] Welcome.

[02:14:59] Oh my God, that's sanctuary.

[02:15:00] That's the main right?

[02:15:01] That's the main right?

[02:15:02] I feel safe here.

[02:15:03] Yes.

[02:15:04] Wow, it's so much better.

[02:15:05] Yeah, you know, if you give me your shoes on, you know what I'm saying.

[02:15:08] Okay.

[02:15:09] I'm gonna give you shoes on, you know what I'm saying?

[02:15:11] I do have a bottle of Niqlo or I'm trying to get it.

[02:15:14] Oh, I'm sorry.

[02:15:16] It just kinda smells in here.

[02:15:17] No, no, no, it's okay.

[02:15:18] It looks actually bad for you.

[02:15:19] It's okay.

[02:15:20] So the worst for you is I'm over here.

[02:15:21] Because there's chemicals in that little bathroom.

[02:15:25] Oh.

[02:15:26] I guess compared to the smoke, it's probably the difference.

[02:15:28] Okay, I'm gonna use the restroom and then we can get to the gifts.

[02:15:31] Oh, okay.

[02:15:32] Let me just put you in that bathroom.

[02:15:33] Oh, sorry.

[02:15:34] You know what, is it good bathroom for her?

[02:15:35] Yeah, this may be good.

[02:15:36] The one by the kitchen.

[02:15:37] You guys don't have a...

[02:15:38] There's not really nice stuff in here.

[02:15:40] Do you mean you could use shoes?

[02:15:41] I could fill up.

[02:15:42] Yeah, do you mind if I help you?

[02:15:43] No, don't.

[02:15:44] You're under both.

[02:15:45] No.

[02:15:46] Honestly, I feel like I might prefer the whole thing here.

[02:15:48] There's so much going on.

[02:15:50] There's a lot going on.

[02:15:52] There's so much going on.

[02:15:53] I'm over the city right now.

[02:15:54] My bathroom has shit everywhere.

[02:15:56] I can't get in there.

[02:15:57] Okay, here, ballet mode.

[02:15:58] My toilet's broken.

[02:15:59] Yeah, but I'm going to use your bathroom.

[02:16:02] So that's not shoes.

[02:16:03] Your room is partly clean.

[02:16:04] Yeah, my room's really clean actually.

[02:16:06] Yeah, I'm gonna take off my shoes.

[02:16:08] Okay, sure.

[02:16:10] Please remember shoes.

[02:16:12] Oh, someone's in here.

[02:16:14] My girlfriend's in here.

[02:16:16] Hello, Jimmy, are you in here?

[02:16:18] Are you in here?

[02:16:20] Jimmy, are you in here?

[02:16:22] Yeah, I'm in here.

[02:16:24] Um, I just...

[02:16:26] I'm really curious

[02:16:28] what you've got going in there.

[02:16:30] Uh, that cause is also lost.

[02:16:32] Okay.

[02:16:34] Yeah, this looks like a diamond.

[02:16:37] Back to my casco to it.

[02:16:39] Look at how you hide it.

[02:16:41] This is the system.

[02:16:43] How do you hide the jewelry?

[02:16:44] How do you hide it?

[02:16:45] Wow.

[02:16:46] How do you hide the jewelry?

[02:16:48] There's so much potential, but then you guys...

[02:16:52] What do you do to Jason's back?

[02:16:54] I don't know.

[02:16:55] I think that I'm mating his room.

[02:16:57] Sorry, Jason.

[02:16:59] Oh, he's getting back on the spot.

[02:17:00] I'm sorry.

[02:17:01] Right in here, bro.

[02:17:03] She said it was fine, did she not?

[02:17:07] There's no worries.

[02:17:08] Who, Lou?

[02:17:09] Yeah.

[02:17:10] Lou said it was fine.

[02:17:11] Okay.

[02:17:12] I'll just wait out here.

[02:17:13] I don't know if he's texting her Uber to get out of here, or if he's texting the fucking

[02:17:18] Uber.

[02:17:19] Texting all the...

[02:17:20] Jeez, bro, she's really, like, out of every single day to have her here, every

[02:17:26] single fucking day.

[02:17:27] or this house is, I got Aldo saying fucking smoking in our house. It smells like smoke in our house.

[02:17:34] Does it smell like cigarette? It's okay. Your shoes off? Well it's fine. You know I had that because

[02:17:43] I had burger. Rest in peace burger. We miss you. Rest in peace burger. She's using Jason's bathroom.

[02:17:50] You said that's fine, right?

[02:17:52] Yeah.

[02:17:53] Okay.

[02:17:54] Is it just a rock that's back there?

[02:17:56] No, I have a feeling she's...

[02:17:58] You're wrong.

[02:17:59] You sense that she might...

[02:18:01] Oh, fuck.

[02:18:02] It's okay.

[02:18:03] I'm down here.

[02:18:04] Or she might...

[02:18:05] Oh, this is...

[02:18:06] Yeah?

[02:18:07] Is that me?

[02:18:08] Yes.

[02:18:09] Okay.

[02:18:10] You can sit.

[02:18:11] Yeah.

[02:18:12] Okay.

[02:18:13] Okay.

[02:18:14] Okay.

[02:18:15] Okay.

[02:18:16] Okay.

[02:18:17] Okay.

[02:18:18] Oh, okay.

[02:18:19] Um, no, she's probably dying.

[02:18:23] Probably.

[02:18:24] I mean, like.

[02:18:25] Am I weird for waiting for her to get out of that?

[02:18:28] Oh my God, I got a sack of the moon.

[02:18:30] Yeah, be a goodie.

[02:18:32] Let's clean up.

[02:18:34] I don't know.

[02:18:36] I don't know.

[02:18:38] I just started with a big one.

[02:18:43] Let's just clean up.

[02:18:45] I'm just cleaning that room, excuse me.

[02:19:05] No, don't worry, you only look four feet taller than me.

[02:19:12] I'm sorry, I'm kind of a needy guest, we can get like a water and then we can come.

[02:19:16] Actually, I have a cell in my car.

[02:19:18] You know what, I have the first thing that I need to do.

[02:19:22] I have the right.

[02:19:24] Here we go.

[02:19:30] Water!

[02:19:32] I feel like I'm raining all over your house, Mason.

[02:19:35] Oh no, I guess not. I go in there every single day.

[02:19:37] That's like a snow laces. That's kind of what I do.

[02:19:40] We haven't had water in like, a while, maybe like two months and months?

[02:19:44] Thank you.

[02:19:49] Okay, so I can chess.

[02:19:52] This is why we chess!

[02:19:56] No, no, that was good. The execution was there since the wording, the joke didn't run the land.

[02:20:01] Did I not?

[02:20:02] The table? Oh!

[02:20:04] I told you.

[02:20:05] Um.

[02:20:07] What is this?

[02:20:08] Whoa whoa whoa!

[02:20:09] Oh, see!

[02:20:10] The table!

[02:20:12] Look at that!

[02:20:13] Look look!

[02:20:14] Yeah.

[02:20:15] Um, OK.

[02:20:16] OK.

[02:20:17] Sure.

[02:20:18] Yeah, why don't we unbox here?

[02:20:19] OK, yeah, your gifts.

[02:20:20] And then we can,

[02:20:21] can it might be easier for you

[02:20:22] to swap to PC setup?

[02:20:24] Oh, fuck.

[02:20:25] But we can,

[02:20:26] we can table.

[02:20:27] I did bring a test board.

[02:20:28] OK, yeah, I just spent like

[02:20:29] 15, 20 minutes on a 7-South

[02:20:31] seat, OK?

[02:20:32] You know if you want to take a seat,

[02:20:33] you're more than welcome.

[02:20:34] This is a $10,000 couch.

[02:20:36] Oh, yeah, maybe you should sit.

[02:20:38] OK, I'll do it.

[02:20:39] OK.

[02:20:40] Well, this is a 10.

[02:20:42] I just like feel a little bit like elementary school.

[02:20:45] Like we sit at the table.

[02:20:47] I'm ready.

[02:20:48] OK, OK.

[02:20:49] Can I ask a quick question to the icebreaker?

[02:20:51] Yeah, yeah.

[02:20:52] I was told that Magnus Carlson called out someone

[02:20:56] for having a vibrator in his ass.

[02:20:57] Yeah.

[02:20:58] Well, there wasn't a vibrator in his ass.

[02:20:59] Yes, come in!

[02:21:00] Someone cheated you in the weeds.

[02:21:02] Here you go.

[02:21:03] Thank you.

[02:21:04] I'm trying to think of really like it on the first day of your life.

[02:21:14] Thank you.

[02:21:15] Oh my goodness.

[02:21:16] Oh, okay.

[02:21:17] Okay.

[02:21:18] Okay.

[02:21:19] Good.

[02:21:20] So you want to do the RRL.

[02:21:22] I mean this is my system.

[02:21:24] I think I'm going to teach six girls.

[02:21:26] But in a good way because they're really good students.

[02:21:29] Okay.

[02:21:30] This is great.

[02:21:31] Do you want like a pillow to sit on?

[02:21:33] Maybe, yeah, maybe like, okay, yeah, usually the little kids like to throw their knees so they can see the game.

[02:21:43] This is actually, I'm a sheep, I love that.

[02:21:46] So what exactly are these gifts?

[02:21:48] Um, alright, well so the tournament is in a couple days.

[02:21:51] Oh yeah.

[02:21:52] In three days, there's 100k on the line, everyone who's played, you probably know the least.

[02:21:57] Wait, there's 100,000 on the line?

[02:21:58] Yeah, I said that in the invite.

[02:22:00] Wait, so like 100,000 to me, like instantly.

[02:22:02] 100k for one win divided across eight, but not a cross I win money regardless

[02:22:07] Uh, you have to get in top four probably so you have to survive the first round Robin double illumination round

[02:22:12] Do you know who i'm going to first?

[02:22:14] Um, not I don't know your first opponent, but I know who's in the tournament who where's jc?

[02:22:19] There's agent black boy max Emily

[02:22:22] um, oni

[02:22:24] And joe bark to lose the one more right?

[02:22:29] Are you sure you tried did I just count that's six or seven

[02:22:31] Oh, I'm missing. Oh, and steak. Oh, yeah, steak. And out of eight people, where do you rank me?

[02:22:38] Um

[02:22:40] Uh

[02:22:42] Don't say number one

[02:22:44] Generally, like I have to really try to push for this lesson because I think you're the only one who doesn't really know the rules

[02:22:50] But we can learn all of it today. So you think I'm on the same skill levels

[02:22:54] Talk with us. Okay. You know what you might be to actually. I don't know if you know time of the pieces

[02:22:58] I don't think he does actually it's fair

[02:23:05] This is for you

[02:23:08] Oh my god

[02:23:22] How to be like a good last minute addition in case my chest for kids

[02:23:28] And you can like read it a couple pages before bed. Okay. What's this one? How to chess 31

[02:23:36] Instructed of group strategies every beginner should know that one is a little bit more advanced than this one

[02:23:43] So I didn't want you to feel like intimidated. Okay

[02:23:47] The Queens gambit

[02:23:51] Oh, this was too long

[02:23:53] Yeah, I figured that was kind of for show.

[02:23:55] The Charisma myth.

[02:23:56] Charisma.

[02:23:57] The Charisma myth.

[02:23:59] Ah, I forgot my ring board.

[02:24:00] That's OK.

[02:24:01] We can figure this out.

[02:24:02] Actually, we can use the books.

[02:24:03] OK, yeah.

[02:24:04] Master of Art and Science of Personal Magnetism.

[02:24:08] Magnetism.

[02:24:09] That's so beautiful.

[02:24:11] And those are only if you get anything right.

[02:24:14] Roting gunny ears.

[02:24:15] Those are like if we're really struggling.

[02:24:18] I was thinking they could help.

[02:24:20] You know, when you're studying for your test,

[02:24:21] that I just thought maybe it could be applicable. You know the art of war?

[02:24:25] Jesus. This is so nice. Wait, this is actually so nice.

[02:24:35] Self-confidence for actors. Is this like a book for like- I just wanted to throw in a couple in there.

[02:24:41] This is like for uh, I mean- I mean, this is for people to like-

[02:24:47] I don't know who that does the most.

[02:24:50] Oh, and I'm just therapy.

[02:24:51] I also got used to something, you know?

[02:24:53] And no, it's OK.

[02:24:55] No, I have to.

[02:24:56] Your hospitality is too lucky.

[02:24:58] I knew you were going to be here.

[02:25:00] OK.

[02:25:01] So I got you to leave it in my closet.

[02:25:05] All right.

[02:25:06] I think I left it in the closet.

[02:25:07] I don't know.

[02:25:09] I don't know why it's so dirty.

[02:25:12] Oh.

[02:25:13] What is this?

[02:25:15] Just play the mic, I'm sorry.

[02:25:18] Oh! Oh, can I leave you with Lace for, um...

[02:25:21] Lace?

[02:25:22] You like...

[02:25:23] You like, yeah, Tim, that's Dylan. You know Dylan Klobowski?

[02:25:25] That's him.

[02:25:26] So, I don't know anybody...

[02:25:28] Oh, this is Dylan Klobowski.

[02:25:29] Oh, you're Dylan?

[02:25:30] Yes.

[02:25:31] You like clothes?

[02:25:32] Yeah, but you...

[02:25:33] It's okay, I want you to perform really well.

[02:25:35] That's the best fit you can do.

[02:25:36] But I appreciate your hospitality.

[02:25:38] Okay.

[02:25:39] Do you want to set up the board?

[02:25:41] Actually, you know, that's the start of the test.

[02:25:45] We got to start with this and then we go to online.

[02:25:48] Yeah, I agree.

[02:25:49] And at the end of this, I want to be Lacey.

[02:25:51] No, this will be good.

[02:25:52] I want to be Jason.

[02:25:53] I want to be Jason.

[02:25:54] I want to be Jixi.

[02:25:55] I want to be Jixi.

[02:25:57] Online test.

[02:25:58] Okay.

[02:25:59] Maybe you coach me.

[02:26:00] No, we could try.

[02:26:01] Maybe the two of us playing versus him.

[02:26:03] Okay.

[02:26:04] Oh, God.

[02:26:05] What?

[02:26:06] I'm missing a pawn.

[02:26:07] No.

[02:26:08] Do you have any chess pieces?

[02:26:09] I should have checked this set.

[02:26:10] No! No! No!

[02:26:13] We're missing two phones!

[02:26:14] No!

[02:26:15] I'm gonna let it wait!

[02:26:16] Wait, wait, no. I'm missing just one.

[02:26:18] No!

[02:26:20] Oh, it's your new phone.

[02:26:22] Was that...actually, you're really good at acting.

[02:26:24] You don't need a book.

[02:26:25] Can I get these now?

[02:26:26] When you get anything correct.

[02:26:29] Was there only if you get things correct?

[02:26:31] Okay, thank God.

[02:26:32] I hate that this is gonna trigger me, but I should have brought you a nice book.

[02:26:35] I should get every type of angle here.

[02:26:36] You know?

[02:26:37] I'm talking, like, closed-off angles.

[02:26:39] Okay, we can start with game with the box so that you can you know

[02:26:45] Simulate how it's gonna be on the tournament day. You know, I'm gonna actually

[02:26:51] Okay, why don't we do some time mods then? Okay, let's do it. We could do like all this is two bars five

[02:26:57] You know, I can't be doing it. So however the torn it's gonna play. We gotta play like that. Okay. Sure. Okay. I have two nights

[02:27:03] You have five

[02:27:04] Okay, so it's you know, or we could just do fair actually

[02:27:07] I don't know how to fix this box and we're just going to use what's ever going on here.

[02:27:11] Jack, you guys can stay on the sand. I'm going to the professional camera. Let us know.

[02:27:15] Three minutes? A little too fast. Is that too fast?

[02:27:19] Five minutes. Okay, you know what? We do have to switch seats.

[02:27:24] All right. Jack can't see the clock. There's not some reason you can't. I have to put it here.

[02:27:29] You let him know.

[02:27:30] I would have to.

[02:27:30] You want to go in there?

[02:27:31] I'm sorry. Sorry.

[02:27:33] It's okay. Don't worry.

[02:27:34] How long have you been his cameraman?

[02:27:36] Less than a year.

[02:27:37] Like, yeah, getting close to you.

[02:27:40] You're just interning?

[02:27:41] Yeah.

[02:27:41] Yeah, forever.

[02:27:42] Just interning forever.

[02:27:43] Get out while you can.

[02:27:45] Yeah.

[02:27:45] Yeah, it's just a way to go.

[02:27:46] It's not safe over here.

[02:27:47] No, it's not.

[02:27:48] OK.

[02:27:48] All right.

[02:27:49] I have two minutes.

[02:27:51] And then we'll go over the principal's after.

[02:27:53] OK.

[02:27:54] You shake hands, and you say good luck.

[02:27:55] Sportsmanship is great for you.

[02:27:56] Thank you.

[02:27:57] And technically, luckily, in real testimony,

[02:27:59] you're not allowed to say anything.

[02:28:01] It's a complete silence, but we'll let you talk.

[02:28:04] Remember this meme?

[02:28:06] I know the Magnus Cross.

[02:28:09] Do we know the walk-to? How do you walk to your chest set?

[02:28:12] No.

[02:28:13] Okay, well, I could, it's, I'm not, honestly, not going to walk back if I do.

[02:28:16] Okay.

[02:28:17] Good luck. White goes first, so you're turned first.

[02:28:19] Okay, so you want to control, okay.

[02:28:23] Okay, so you get a lot.

[02:28:25] Okay.

[02:28:26] And then you press the clock.

[02:28:28] You usually want to control the center of the board.

[02:28:30] You play with FPS shooters, right?

[02:28:32] Yes.

[02:28:33] So you're always going for the center because you want to talk to them.

[02:28:35] You want to get your real note takebacks.

[02:28:37] You can try again next time.

[02:28:39] Oh, it's faster.

[02:28:43] Okay, so this one is a...

[02:28:45] Yes.

[02:28:49] So he goes two squares up, one square left or right.

[02:28:53] So like an L, like this.

[02:28:55] That's what I thought, so this is an L.

[02:28:57] It has to be a total of three squares, so you want four.

[02:29:01] We can't do this online, but luckily online you can click the pieces and I'll give you

[02:29:05] arrows for where the pieces can go.

[02:29:07] We can enable that for you.

[02:29:09] You're getting these angles?

[02:29:10] Zoom in and all that?

[02:29:11] I'm sure I know.

[02:29:12] I just want to make sure.

[02:29:13] We can try the front angle too.

[02:29:14] You can get that professional camera maybe even.

[02:29:15] You know what?

[02:29:16] No, no, your move was good because you want to take your night out and reading the board.

[02:29:21] So this is the night?

[02:29:22] Yes.

[02:29:23] So three squares, that's the same square you just did.

[02:29:26] Three.

[02:29:27] If you just count.

[02:29:28] One, two, three.

[02:29:29] One, two, three.

[02:29:30] Beautiful!

[02:29:31] Okay, great.

[02:29:32] Okay, so what did your move do?

[02:29:35] Honestly, I'm trying to take control of the middle.

[02:29:38] So I know that you have a king, you have a queen, you have a prince, you have some pawns,

[02:29:42] whatever it might be.

[02:29:43] My move here is to take your queen.

[02:29:45] Okay, you're attacking a pawn, not the queen, but can you tell me maybe how you're

[02:29:49] attacking a pawn?

[02:29:50] Okay, good.

[02:29:51] Perfect.

[02:29:52] Okay, sick.

[02:29:53] Okay, good.

[02:29:54] Very good.

[02:29:55] Okay, so I'm going to push to defend your threat, because your move was really

[02:29:57] good.

[02:29:58] So this guy can move too on the first move only but whatever your put it makes move

[02:30:05] You always want to ask yourself why and if they're doing anything

[02:30:09] But wow, how can you take it? How does that make a pawns take in one square diagonal?

[02:30:15] So you could take it. Yes

[02:30:17] There you go. So it can be three spots anywhere. Yes any direction one two

[02:30:23] Great

[02:30:25] I'm impressed that you don't know how the pawns capture yet you've played three games of chess

[02:30:30] That's honestly amazing because that means you make so much progress. Okay, I'm gonna develop my queen

[02:30:35] So the queen is the one that goes right diagonal. Yes. Yes. Good and up and down at the work

[02:30:43] That's a diagonal. So that's illegal. Wait, what? One more legal move and the game's over for you. Let's turn our goals

[02:30:49] No, Gummy Bear.

[02:30:50] Wait, so if I make a fucked up move, it's over over?

[02:30:52] Yeah, but luckily on Trustcom you probably can't, you just will probably flag.

[02:30:56] Technically, three illegal moves in the tournament declare a loss, but that's okay.

[02:31:00] Wait, but why can't I take that?

[02:31:01] It's three tiles.

[02:31:02] It's not an L, so it has to be two squares and then one left or right.

[02:31:06] This, if you had a Bishop here, this is legal, because it's on the diagonal,

[02:31:10] but the Knight needs to jump.

[02:31:11] Holy fuck, man.

[02:31:12] Knight needs to jump.

[02:31:13] I'm not understanding this.

[02:31:14] I'm not understanding this.

[02:31:15] needs to go

[02:31:16] holy fuck man

[02:31:17] i need to jump

[02:31:18] i'm not understanding this

[02:31:19] no we can slow it down if you want

[02:31:21] um honestly why don't

[02:31:23] i don't know i can do this

[02:31:24] because after this we'll do an exercise

[02:31:26] and we'll go over the night

[02:31:28] exercise

[02:31:29] one

[02:31:30] okay so just keep in mind

[02:31:32] i'm gonna keep him there

[02:31:33] okay

[02:31:34] i know you're gonna take him

[02:31:35] i'm okay with that

[02:31:36] okay you can defend him

[02:31:37] that's good why don't you defend him

[02:31:40] so

[02:31:41] So that's a good move, but nice don't- so pieces defend how they move, except for the

[02:31:50] pawn because it attacks different from how it's moved.

[02:31:53] So how can you defend this knight with a piece that if you give it two turns he's going

[02:31:59] to be going where your knight is.

[02:32:00] So any of your own pieces that you can directly attack your knight.

[02:32:05] I don't know what the fuck you just said.

[02:32:07] Okay, can you push a pawn to defend your knight using what you just learned?

[02:32:11] How do pawns attack?

[02:32:14] How do pawns attack?

[02:32:15] They attack diagonal.

[02:32:16] Okay, is this pawn diagonal from your knight?

[02:32:18] Oh!

[02:32:19] Is that diagonal to your knight?

[02:32:21] No, oh my god.

[02:32:22] There you go!

[02:32:23] Okay, okay, so every single time that you have either the horse or the big characters,

[02:32:29] you should always have a pawn near it.

[02:32:31] No, usually actually in the beating game you want to take out like your bishops and knights,

[02:32:35] and nice but you do want ponds in the center so this you're just defending so

[02:32:39] this shop by the way they go diagonal yes and then what are these two do this is

[02:32:43] the king we'll go over to castles is the queen which I think you know one

[02:32:46] direction became a queen checkmate the king which will go over it we have a

[02:32:50] water rules what's it came with that it's queen that's good that's good

[02:32:55] okay all right okay my turn all right I'm gonna develop my night we're just

[02:33:01] gonna go over the basics. That's really bad placement. I personally wouldn't have done that because...

[02:33:11] Okay. Is that not right? There's only one piece that can jump and it's a knight. So your pawn had a pawn right here.

[02:33:22] Wait, but I thought you just said these can go diagonally. Yes, but they can't jump over. So which one can do that?

[02:33:27] The night is the only one that can dump

[02:33:31] So maybe you finish a plan, but you make space for your vision

[02:33:35] Which is what you want to do. They only texture pieces and diagonals. I can't tell if you're trolling a lot

[02:33:41] I'm really serious. I'm really I'm really I

[02:33:44] Okay, so I really

[02:33:46] Yeah, I haven't really struggled to learn I had a 2.1 GPA

[02:33:50] Well, you're good at like video games, right? I wanted to say so go watch my highlights along the computer

[02:33:55] Okay, we won't need to do that, but um, okay, that's good. So just when you're like in what makes you really like a video game when you play

[02:34:03] When you murder okay killing in the games like the guns that I love what it just kills

[02:34:08] So like a checkmate will end up we can set up some really cool checkmates. Okay, you're trying

[02:34:14] Okay, so you can only go up. I

[02:34:20] Hate when you like you do this people you stare at them

[02:34:25] What does this guy do?

[02:34:28] So you need to develop your bishops you need to get your bishops so these are like on your army right and you're in

[02:34:35] the water jump when you said exactly so you can't just fight a war without it. There we go.

[02:34:40] Now you can make room.

[02:34:42] Okay, good move. That was a good move. Okay, and always ask yourself why your opponent does something so when they do

[02:34:47] Something are they attacking? Are they defending? What is their plan? I'm just gonna move my right

[02:34:51] at 15 seconds.

[02:34:53] You, okay, so right now you're a black boy, Max, didn't you?

[02:34:56] Yeah.

[02:34:57] What are you doing?

[02:34:59] Rocking?

[02:35:00] Probably.

[02:35:01] Screaming all at once.

[02:35:02] It's okay.

[02:35:03] It's okay.

[02:35:04] So, I've done it a lot of times.

[02:35:05] Let's think about this.

[02:35:06] Yeah, honestly you should use all your time on this move.

[02:35:10] You...

[02:35:11] Okay.

[02:35:12] Okay.

[02:35:13] That's a good move, generally, because you're developing.

[02:35:20] So this is called Scholar's Mate, it's the fastest way to check mate, and I will make

[02:35:24] sure you don't fall for it in the tournament, but this is mate, but that'll be okay, it means

[02:35:30] the game's over.

[02:35:32] Okay.

[02:35:33] So your king is under attack.

[02:35:35] Go ahead.

[02:35:36] Well, this is an illegal move.

[02:35:38] Wait, why is that illegal?

[02:35:39] I don't-

[02:35:40] No it's okay, look at it over it.

[02:35:41] I'm never going to get the gummy bears.

[02:35:42] No, no, no, no, it'll be better off these days.

[02:35:43] I don't know why I'm supposed to get gummy bears if I can't understand this.

[02:35:46] You can steal the piece. Okay, so your cane is directly under attack, right? Okay. Okay. Can you move anywhere?

[02:35:52] Yeah, where?

[02:35:54] Is that legal? No.

[02:35:58] So you can't go anywhere where he's under attack.

[02:36:01] I'm not gonna bear it, Brownie.

[02:36:03] No, no, no, listen if we were playing whatever your highlights game is, I'm proud of you.

[02:36:07] FNCS Highlights.

[02:36:08] FNCS?

[02:36:09] For my competitive series in December, December 8, 2019, I carried my squad to a championship.

[02:36:13] You can watch one of that's really sounds like what I was national in a six. That was my only highlight to

[02:36:21] Okay, I'm gonna catch couple four a cash cup. Okay. How much you doing?

[02:36:26] $200. Well, this is more than the cash. So it's pretty good then. Okay. So um watch it your king

[02:36:32] So your king cannot move anywhere. That's under attack. So he's under attack only piece

[02:36:37] Yes, why is kinder attack because there's a

[02:36:39] the the the the he's there okay the queen is attacking the king why because the queen moves

[02:36:47] in diagonals so your king is in a square where my queen could go so okay so he okay

[02:36:53] so she can go anywhere basically diagonal and up and down like a rope so why can't

[02:37:03] these pawns knock out your horsey so pawns are technically the weakest piece

[02:37:08] They're worth one material point, which generally we should lower our streaks, you know, score

[02:37:14] streaks, like there's points that the piece is not worth, and you get points, so that's

[02:37:21] how you know if you're like upward down in the position.

[02:37:25] So the pawns are the weakest because they can never go backwards, and there's only

[02:37:27] piece that can go backwards.

[02:37:29] So on the first move they can go twice or once, and they always capture and diagnose.

[02:37:34] So you really work, too, with our people, like little kids?

[02:37:37] Yeah.

[02:37:38] I made my living in high school.

[02:37:39] Really?

[02:37:40] I taught little kids at my church club.

[02:37:41] Do you think I'm like equivalent to them at the moment?

[02:37:44] Um...

[02:37:45] I have a better understanding.

[02:37:46] I'm sure if you applied yourself, we could get there.

[02:37:50] I'm really trying.

[02:37:50] I'm being serious.

[02:37:52] I believe you.

[02:37:53] It's OK.

[02:37:53] How much time have you posted it?

[02:37:56] I'm using like full brain power right now.

[02:37:58] It's just a story.

[02:37:59] It's just the beginning.

[02:38:00] OK, so one more thing.

[02:38:02] Why can't I not move him here?

[02:38:03] Because your king is in check.

[02:38:05] So generally, this is the only time you have to defend a threat.

[02:38:10] So how would you defend a threat?

[02:38:12] Um, I'll show you. Well, so this is a quiz. So why can't you take my queen? Why can't you just capture?

[02:38:16] Because the king can't do that.

[02:38:18] Why?

[02:38:19] Because he can't. Why would he keep putting-

[02:38:20] Do I need reasoning?

[02:38:21] Um, he can't go diagonal when there's a piece right at the bottom.

[02:38:25] He can. He moves one square at a time. He can go anywhere he wants.

[02:38:28] Because well, maybe it's fine.

[02:38:29] Then that's your question. He could do whatever the fuck he wants.

[02:38:31] No, because it's illegal right now. Look at the board.

[02:38:34] What piece is attacking the king right now?

[02:38:37] Has to be my piece, right?

[02:38:40] I miss you.

[02:38:41] You know how this piece is.

[02:38:42] You know what's stressing me out?

[02:38:42] You actually remind me of like a teacher and like.

[02:38:45] Sorry.

[02:38:46] You know what I'm talking about?

[02:38:47] Like when a teacher asks you a question,

[02:38:50] it's like, oh, I don't want to fuck up the question.

[02:38:51] Like it's like stressing me out.

[02:38:53] I'm sorry.

[02:38:54] I'm really not trying.

[02:38:55] I have people always say I talk to my students

[02:38:57] in a baby voice.

[02:38:58] I really don't mean it.

[02:38:59] No, I just don't get it.

[02:39:00] Okay, so put your piece back.

[02:39:01] Hold on, hold on.

[02:39:02] No, no, we got, okay, don't worry.

[02:39:03] We're gonna break it down after this. Okay. Hint. We went over this how this piece moves at the beginning of the game

[02:39:09] So there's a piece that's defending my queen. The pawn. How do pawns attack and defend?

[02:39:15] Diagonal. Okay, so show me the diagonal of this pawn.

[02:39:19] No, when you're attacking you go forward. Good. Okay, perfect. So. That is there.

[02:39:23] Nope. No, no, no, not yet. Students, hopefully students. Okay, so if the pawn was there, that would be correct.

[02:39:30] But the pond is here, so you have to find a piece that's actually tracking the king.

[02:39:35] I need a-

[02:39:36] This right here, three tiles.

[02:39:37] Yes!

[02:39:38] Don't be bearable!

[02:39:39] Okay, sure.

[02:39:40] Just one.

[02:39:41] Are you- are you-

[02:39:42] Yeah, we can work on it.

[02:39:43] Just one.

[02:39:44] What are these?

[02:39:45] These are- these are from my birthday party yesterday.

[02:39:48] One?

[02:39:49] Okay, good.

[02:39:50] You can have just one.

[02:39:51] Just one.

[02:39:52] Yeah.

[02:39:53] Okay, good.

[02:39:54] All right.

[02:39:55] I think we need to give you some exercises on how the pieces move.

[02:39:58] Honestly we might want, where's the chess weekend's book?

[02:40:01] Oh, that's the one about them.

[02:40:03] Okay, honestly this is probably a really good way to start.

[02:40:06] Okay, you know what, I have an idea.

[02:40:08] So we're just gonna go through the pieces one by one.

[02:40:11] It'll be quick, so remember it,

[02:40:13] and then after that we'll be,

[02:40:15] there's two gummy bears left.

[02:40:18] I need to get back to them.

[02:40:20] Yeah, they're always,

[02:40:21] they're always kind of slow.

[02:40:22] Hey, you lost the game, poor kid.

[02:40:24] You lost the game.

[02:40:26] How?

[02:40:27] Do you know why? Oh, there's no whoo. Yes, and and what else there's two things you have nowhere to go and

[02:40:34] One piece has to be under attack

[02:40:38] What piece has to be under attack for the game to be over

[02:40:42] Okay, good, and that's checkmate right? Yeah, okay, you know so when there's check

[02:40:46] So what so what's there with you check and check me check actually? Why don't you tell me? I think you would figure this out

[02:40:53] I think you got this

[02:40:57] I think this is like a

[02:41:01] Trust me everyone has to start so when you check someone

[02:41:04] Okay, I like real life like oh, I'm gonna check you like shit the fuck yeah like your checkmate is like oh, I'm done with you now

[02:41:11] It's over. Yes, okay, so like it kind of might be a fortnight

[02:41:15] Okay, okay, like yeah, you pop two minis check

[02:41:20] Hey, take this big shield checkmate. Okay. Yeah, you're full

[02:41:24] Okay

[02:41:27] Gold spads before the buff one ninety five checkmate. No one eighty five checkmate

[02:41:33] And you hit it with the s and g once no check

[02:41:36] Yeah, you know since you're so good. I'm gonna make this harder for you after that those fantastic

[02:41:41] I'm gonna be a bit more of a challenge. Okay. This is honestly really okay. You're white. You have one piece on the board

[02:41:48] One queen. How would you checkmate black in one move?

[02:41:51] I would assume. Yes, okay, sure. I think you saw it because I said it. No, I guess you did. It's

[02:42:05] diagonal, right? Okay. The queen can go diagonal. Yes, and this is mate because can I clean the

[02:42:10] steak? Not at all. Okay, good. Now do this. Let's just check. So it's not mate, but it's just a check.

[02:42:16] You have a surprise on this one.

[02:42:20] Good! Okay, so that's the difference. Okay, perfect.

[02:42:24] Because now we can move, and then I take him.

[02:42:27] Okay, now we'll...

[02:42:29] I'm on fire!

[02:42:32] You don't take him, but you know what? Okay, now we're going to learn how to use the knight.

[02:42:36] They're about crazy. I'm understanding you, yeah?

[02:42:39] Yeah, this is good progress.

[02:42:41] Okay, now we're going to work on your knight moves, okay?

[02:42:44] Okay, take this queen off.

[02:42:45] This is so much simpler now.

[02:42:47] Yeah, this is usually how you start.

[02:42:48] I just realized how I need to do this.

[02:42:52] It's okay, it's okay, this is good.

[02:42:54] We're gonna break it down.

[02:42:55] Okay.

[02:42:56] It's like me teaching you like,

[02:42:57] if you ever been to like third zone moving

[02:42:59] and you're a storm surge.

[02:43:00] I don't even know what that is.

[02:43:02] There's 50 people up, you gotta get down to 30.

[02:43:03] So it's like, what do you do?

[02:43:04] You gonna go for a refresh or not?

[02:43:06] I don't even know how to get out of the storm.

[02:43:09] I'm not actually, it's like an old video game.

[02:43:11] So like, it would be the same.

[02:43:12] I'm gonna do a gummy bear for that, that was a good move.

[02:43:14] Um, no, you'll solve this first, I'm gonna do a bear.

[02:43:16] We only have three backs, gotta work.

[02:43:18] Gotta conserve here.

[02:43:19] Yeah, you're right.

[02:43:20] Um, okay, night move?

[02:43:21] So this is the easy one.

[02:43:22] Yeah, see that?

[02:43:23] It moves in an L shape.

[02:43:24] Okay.

[02:43:25] Oh, the best.

[02:43:26] But the thing is, actually I go back.

[02:43:28] Uh, actually night's the only piece, well, no, night can go back.

[02:43:31] All the pieces except for the prawns.

[02:43:33] Yeah, I knew that.

[02:43:34] I was checking you.

[02:43:35] Okay.

[02:43:36] I was making sure that she would get it as she does.

[02:43:37] It's like...

[02:43:38] No, it's good.

[02:43:39] I'm glad.

[02:43:40] These days, you know, there's no credibility.

[02:43:41] With water bottle.

[02:43:42] Oh, let's put it in.

[02:43:44] I thought it was fine.

[02:43:46] Is that empty?

[02:43:48] No, that's fine. Thank you.

[02:43:50] Okay, great.

[02:43:52] Okay, thank you so much.

[02:43:54] Okay, can I move?

[02:43:56] So, here's the difference between the knight and the pawns.

[02:43:58] The pawns can only go forward, knights can go anywhere.

[02:44:00] I don't need the difference.

[02:44:02] I ask you to make the best knight move on a physician.

[02:44:04] Yes, ma'am.

[02:44:06] Well, that's good.

[02:44:08] Someone's banging at your door.

[02:44:10] Let him deal with it. He'll figure it out.

[02:44:13] He's in intense focus, right?

[02:44:16] Oh, Jason needs to kick rocks.

[02:44:18] Okay. Alright, one move with the knight.

[02:44:21] I'm not going to give you any hits.

[02:44:23] So any type of elegance. You can make an L like that.

[02:44:26] Yes.

[02:44:28] Okay, and what is that move doing?

[02:44:30] So basically, when you're ready to wherever you move,

[02:44:34] because he can only move diagonal.

[02:44:36] No, no, he can move anywhere, because that's a kick.

[02:44:38] One square at a time.

[02:44:40] So let's go over here.

[02:44:46] You're close.

[02:44:48] So it has to move in an L at all times.

[02:44:51] You've got a better move.

[02:44:53] The wheel?

[02:44:55] You guys have so much nature here.

[02:44:58] Hiking in New York.

[02:45:00] There's a lot of food flies in the middle of the back there.

[02:45:02] We also have skunks that come by every night.

[02:45:04] Those are all harmless.

[02:45:05] There's no rattlesnakes.

[02:45:07] I think we actually have a concerning problem.

[02:45:09] We have lizards.

[02:45:10] Lizards?

[02:45:11] They're nice.

[02:45:16] So when you get this move before I move my king, you attacked...

[02:45:19] Well, I think...

[02:45:20] Would you move where I just moved?

[02:45:22] I'm in check, so technically I have to...

[02:45:24] Check.

[02:45:25] Good, okay.

[02:45:26] No, okay.

[02:45:27] Okay, you know what?

[02:45:29] I'll cheat now.

[02:45:30] Okay.

[02:45:31] Oh, you fucked up.

[02:45:32] Nah, yeah.

[02:45:33] You know what you did fuck up.

[02:45:34] I know what you're gonna do.

[02:45:35] Move that guy right there.

[02:45:36] Okay, f1 is illegal, but g2, g7, because that would be unique.

[02:45:42] But before I do that, what else did you might do?

[02:45:45] He moved.

[02:45:46] So what is your knight attacking?

[02:45:49] The king obviously, because it's check.

[02:45:51] And what else?

[02:45:52] The bishop.

[02:45:53] The rook.

[02:45:54] The rook.

[02:45:55] Okay, so next move, I go here.

[02:45:56] What do you play?

[02:45:57] Well, because I know that he can come here.

[02:45:58] Yeah.

[02:45:59] So I got to move.

[02:46:00] Oh.

[02:46:01] But then I can't go to h1 because if I go to h1, you're going to move.

[02:46:02] So, I can't go to H1 because if I go to H1, you're gonna knock me out.

[02:46:07] Well, that's illegal. H8 is a diagonal, right?

[02:46:09] But...

[02:46:10] Wait, so what?

[02:46:11] Just L, use your finger.

[02:46:13] But once we do it, just come in and look.

[02:46:15] But look.

[02:46:16] Uh, no, my car has to be straight.

[02:46:17] No, no, it has to be straight.

[02:46:19] What about this?

[02:46:20] I can do that?

[02:46:21] Yeah, he jumps. The knight jumps over pieces.

[02:46:24] Good. Okay.

[02:46:26] Do you know, so you take? I take.

[02:46:28] How much material do you need?

[02:46:29] Oh, what the fuck?

[02:46:30] Don't worry, it's good.

[02:46:31] So I lost well technically this is not a real game because there's only one king on the board, which is I couldn't have won that

[02:46:38] That was a whole this isn't a game. There's one king. You need to change. Oh, I didn't mean I can't I lost

[02:46:44] But but what happened you traded the night for a look. Okay, okay? Good trade

[02:46:51] Gotta be like minimum two points three three point on this that's got you five. Yes, okay, so you won

[02:46:58] 67!

[02:47:00] 2!

[02:47:02] I thought you were going to...

[02:47:04] Sorry.

[02:47:06] Alright.

[02:47:07] So this is a fork, because you're attacking two pieces at once.

[02:47:10] I love you some forks.

[02:47:12] Yeah.

[02:47:13] You don't want food.

[02:47:14] Everyone says I want to write to you two forks.

[02:47:16] I've been 20 minutes I've not had that.

[02:47:18] Really? Is that good?

[02:47:20] No. That's... are you actually?

[02:47:22] Yeah.

[02:47:23] So basically 22 is a piece.

[02:47:25] That's okay.

[02:47:26] But you're not obese.

[02:47:29] Thank you.

[02:47:30] Are you actually 27?

[02:47:32] 29.

[02:47:33] 29?

[02:47:34] That was the most concerned she's been all the time.

[02:47:37] Oh, like, I guess I'm going to...

[02:47:39] A girl like 20, 23 is like how the book guys are supposed to be...

[02:47:44] Maybe they're more...

[02:47:45] Anyway, let's start with the next puzzle.

[02:47:47] Okay, so, yeah, let me just see what's in this book.

[02:47:50] Go ahead, I'll read some stuff.

[02:47:52] Okay, this one...

[02:47:54] Um, ooh, the next morning she took an envelope and a stamp with the clutch

[02:47:58] Did you ever watch Queen's Gambit?

[02:48:00] No

[02:48:00] Really?

[02:48:01] I've never watched it

[02:48:02] It's like the number one show on Netflix

[02:48:03] It's Queen Gambit, like a good movie?

[02:48:05] It's the best show about chess

[02:48:07] The only movies I've ever watched is Cars 2, Cars 1, Toy Story 3, and...

[02:48:11] Oh, I don't know

[02:48:13] The SpongeBob movie

[02:48:15] I can see that

[02:48:16] You watched SpongeBob?

[02:48:17] Um, my dad told me that he'd make me lose points for all those kids, so I wasn't allowed to

[02:48:21] My dad left me

[02:48:22] Oh, this...

[02:48:24] Is he back now?

[02:48:25] No, what was that?

[02:48:27] Well, I hope you find him.

[02:48:30] OK, wait to move.

[02:48:32] Let's see here.

[02:48:34] Actually, OK, so.

[02:48:37] Yeah, 27% fat and no father.

[02:48:40] What the fuck?

[02:48:42] I didn't know you're trolling me.

[02:48:44] I'm trolling you about one of them.

[02:48:46] Which one?

[02:48:47] The father?

[02:48:49] What do you find your body about?

[02:48:51] You wanna see my dex?

[02:48:52] I'm in the middle of chess, asshole!

[02:48:54] Uh, not yet, bro. I'm locked in here for like 10 minutes.

[02:48:58] God! I'm sorry. God, damn it!

[02:49:01] I'm walking up my chest!

[02:49:03] I'm sorry, I'm just so focused.

[02:49:05] I didn't eat a number there. I didn't eat a number there.

[02:49:07] I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

[02:49:08] I'm gonna write you like caffeine, dummy bears, or something like that.

[02:49:11] I'm sorry.

[02:49:12] I'm sorry.

[02:49:13] I'm sorry.

[02:49:14] I'm sorry.

[02:49:15] I'm sorry.

[02:49:16] I'm sorry.

[02:49:17] I'm sorry.

[02:49:18] I'm sorry.

[02:49:19] I'm sorry.

[02:49:20] like caffeine dummy bears or something else. God man I had you, it was checkmate. It was literally checkmate.

[02:49:27] Okay well are they feel bad that was not very nice. I'm sorry. But is it, is it, is that

[02:49:34] right? Hold on, hold on. Maybe not. It goes just Jason here. He's kind of scary. He's not scary,

[02:49:43] Okay, so why to move? So you know how all the pieces move? If you don't, you can show me.

[02:49:57] Why to move? I'm moving away? Yes. I want you to find the best move to think before you play. Don't just grab it.

[02:50:04] Okay, so this is good. We're going to go through candidate moves. So when you're looking for top moves, you want forcing moves, which are checks, textures, and attacks.

[02:50:12] and attacks this is I gotta think way ahead of my first move eventually want to

[02:50:16] think like you can do it I believe in you what's your IQ um probably I don't

[02:50:23] think I'm honestly score very high on IQ I've been thinking one I'm 96 well was

[02:50:29] it real yes yeah no I really want no it was less isn't it was a 86

[02:50:36] what's the average

[02:50:39] They're not accurate these days. You don't think they're intelligence by an IQ test.

[02:50:43] It's social intelligence. You have social intelligence. That matters.

[02:50:46] Really?

[02:50:47] I mean, for the house? Yeah.

[02:50:49] Okay. I mean, your streamer said that you made it.

[02:50:53] Anyways, what's your move? So you found one check.

[02:50:56] Okay, so I shouldn't move that only because it's not a smart move.

[02:51:00] It's a good move? Not unless. But is it smart? No. I want to put you in check.

[02:51:04] Okay, so whenever you're explaining things, you're just like pulling things out of your ass.

[02:51:08] like actually give me real things on the position right and I'll say that so this

[02:51:12] guy over here you can only move one by one right so why would I move that you're

[02:51:15] dodging the question you've made a great politician thank you what to move so

[02:51:22] you found one check find all your forcing moves there's another one well

[02:51:28] that goes one it's here okay before you move it tell me why that's the best move

[02:51:32] don't move it oh my god I actually will never get a tumor

[02:51:37] I don't know what's going on with you, I don't see any others.

[02:51:42] You ever had school teachers?

[02:51:44] So I used to get pulled out of classes.

[02:51:46] They would say my full government name, like, um,

[02:51:48] Which is?

[02:51:49] Ronny Nets.

[02:51:50] They'd be like, Ronny Nets?

[02:51:51] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[02:51:52] And they would tell me, oh god, that just gave me a little bit of

[02:51:54] Sorry.

[02:51:55] I don't know what it is that.

[02:51:56] So basically they'd pull me out of class in front of like,

[02:51:58] it's a class full of like 30 kids.

[02:52:00] And then they'd be like, oh, Ronny Nets, come here.

[02:52:02] And then they'd put me in a class with three kids.

[02:52:04] Special kids?

[02:52:05] Yeah.

[02:52:06] I also didn't know I wasn't special because I had a boss that came to my doorstep.

[02:52:11] Was it a short bus?

[02:52:12] Yeah, it was.

[02:52:13] No, it was here.

[02:52:14] Free transportation.

[02:52:15] No, it was fire.

[02:52:16] It was really cool.

[02:52:17] All the kids on there were great.

[02:52:18] But now you've made it and you've got a clean room.

[02:52:20] Yeah.

[02:52:21] You clearly didn't need that.

[02:52:24] Anyways, so if I can't explain it.

[02:52:27] Honestly, the special kids are actually really good at chess.

[02:52:30] I taught at school.

[02:52:31] They're really good.

[02:52:33] Especially when these kids are always like more advanced than they are, it's very interesting, it's like, you know, they got superpowers, so they don't just suck beautiful things.

[02:52:39] Usually they're like kind of autistic so they can focus, but you kind of get it.

[02:52:42] I hate HD.

[02:52:43] Yeah, me too.

[02:52:44] I think a lot of people hate D.U.

[02:52:45] Yeah, I don't know what the diagnosis is and stuff.

[02:52:47] Okay, what to move? So what was the movie you showed me without moving it?

[02:52:51] Good, so what is that piece doing? Okay?

[02:52:54] My angle. I know that one, that one I remember. I took JC I don't watch that one.

[02:52:57] Well, yeah, actually you had a way in that game.

[02:52:59] You watched it? Where's the point of it?

[02:53:01] Um, it just really made me want to try to force you to do one chest lesson before the tournament.

[02:53:06] Now let's start right here, which I'm really glad he was saying yes.

[02:53:09] So, you're Bishop, what is he attacking when he comes to this square?

[02:53:13] So, here, you know what?

[02:53:15] Oh, can you hang me the other way?

[02:53:17] Okay, oh my god.

[02:53:19] Are you eating my diapers?

[02:53:22] No, no, I'm helping you.

[02:53:23] Whoa!

[02:53:24] Okay, okay, so, whatever, next up, goes to the gummy bear.

[02:53:29] bear what is he attacking he's got time to come in there no he's gonna be on the

[02:53:33] gun that's where he's landing was only a tax where he goes here you can type that

[02:53:36] okay what piece oh my god you're trying to say you're trying to say I should

[02:53:41] predict it I should predict your move so I should be here because if I go here

[02:53:45] you're just gonna okay okay okay so my bishop is here I'm going here okay

[02:53:54] Okay, good. So you're attacking...

[02:53:56] What? The king?

[02:53:57] Okay, good. And...

[02:53:58] Also this is check.

[02:53:59] Yes. Good. Good. No, no. Don't touch it. Not yet.

[02:54:02] Okay, so the king. And is there anything else? Let's say the king disappears. I'm not gonna lift it.

[02:54:08] Because you can see it in.

[02:54:09] That's the queen. The most powerful piece.

[02:54:11] Wait, why is the king not the most powerful piece?

[02:54:13] Um, the queen is worth more because it can move more. It has like diagonals and the king is like...

[02:54:19] Also basically you're saying I shouldn't move there because then the queen will get me.

[02:54:23] Um, this is your own piece, so it can't-

[02:54:26] I thought I'm white.

[02:54:27] Um, okay, we're almost there.

[02:54:30] So, you know, why don't we just put this-

[02:54:32] Well, you know, you know what?

[02:54:34] Okay, here.

[02:54:35] Are you just your ass?

[02:54:36] No, no, no, no, no, I'm just impressed, honestly.

[02:54:38] Oh, really?

[02:54:39] You were lying when you shared these past Saturdays with me.

[02:54:42] I don't think anyone today might have passed a Jinsi Day.

[02:54:43] I'm not kidding.

[02:54:44] That was the first time I've been a Goldfish.

[02:54:45] I think.

[02:54:46] I played Checkers, but you wouldn't beat me, Checkers.

[02:54:48] Or Goldfish.

[02:54:49] Or Goldfish.

[02:54:50] Goldfish?

[02:54:51] I like Goldfish.

[02:54:52] No.

[02:54:53] Go fish, go fish.

[02:54:55] I'll tell him.

[02:54:56] Okay, all right.

[02:54:57] Don't worry, you'll get the gummy bear stick.

[02:54:58] Okay, so...

[02:54:59] He's so scary, let me know.

[02:55:00] I listed the king, so now when your bishop gets to the gummy bear, what is under attack?

[02:55:05] The gummy bear.

[02:55:06] So your bishop is landing there, so you can't...

[02:55:08] He's under attack.

[02:55:09] I guess that's right now he's under attack, but he's going to be gone, but just imagine

[02:55:13] this.

[02:55:14] So is the gummy bear you?

[02:55:15] The gummy bear is me trying to force you to visualize one move ahead.

[02:55:19] But I'm confused, the gummy bear on my side or your side, I'm actually serious.

[02:55:22] So you're white to move and your bishop is going to move here, but I just want to

[02:55:28] force you to visualize this. You don't deserve this yet. You have to solve this.

[02:55:32] So imagine that the bishop has moved to the gummy bear and I look at the

[02:55:38] entire board. Yeah, so I mean. Good. So what's under attack? The queen. Okay, good.

[02:55:46] So now I'm going to be kicking back. So what happens when your bishop goes to

[02:55:51] the gummy bear. The queen can jump over anything and it gets me. Right? So there's only one

[02:56:00] piece that can jump. What's the only piece that can jump? I actually thought I had it.

[02:56:05] I really thought it was like full burn power. I thought you told me the queen could do that.

[02:56:09] Only the knight can jump. Okay, you know why don't we just forget the gummy bear?

[02:56:12] No! No, no, no, no. Here, you can get it after. I'll put it right here. Okay.

[02:56:17] So, black to move, what's the only, they have to move?

[02:56:20] You're gonna move, probably.

[02:56:23] I have to move something.

[02:56:25] You gotta move your king.

[02:56:25] Yes, can I move my king here?

[02:56:27] Am I allowed to?

[02:56:28] No, it's legal.

[02:56:29] Why?

[02:56:30] Because you can't in the legal spot.

[02:56:31] No.

[02:56:32] Because, oh, you have nothing guarding your king.

[02:56:34] Yes, and the king is,

[02:56:38] there's many ways to say this.

[02:56:39] Nope.

[02:56:40] Nope.

[02:56:41] You're unique.

[02:56:43] He's in, it's an action danger.

[02:56:46] And that's how to say that.

[02:56:48] You under attack.

[02:56:49] OK, and what's the word for that?

[02:56:51] Scared.

[02:56:52] No, so that's what this means.

[02:56:55] There's only two words we'd been over.

[02:56:57] Is this checkmate?

[02:56:58] Check.

[02:56:58] Are you just guessing?

[02:57:00] Do you know it?

[02:57:01] Check.

[02:57:02] Do you have a notebook?

[02:57:02] I don't check.

[02:57:02] If you check, it's check.

[02:57:04] I just said that.

[02:57:05] After you guessed checkmate first, there's only two words

[02:57:08] we went over, and you guessed both of them

[02:57:10] and started with the wrong one.

[02:57:12] Do you have a notebook?

[02:57:13] I do not have a notebook on me.

[02:57:16] Can we get a pen and paper?

[02:57:17] I actually have one.

[02:57:18] It's like you're a...

[02:57:18] It fits in my all.

[02:57:20] It fits in my things down because it helps you remember.

[02:57:22] OK.

[02:57:23] It's OK.

[02:57:24] So, is your chat OK, guys?

[02:57:27] Are they OK?

[02:57:27] Is it OK?

[02:57:28] They are just...

[02:57:30] They are saying lots of nice things about Ron.

[02:57:33] Well, hey, for the record, chess doesn't determine intelligence.

[02:57:36] It's like you shooting basketball your entire life,

[02:57:39] you're obviously going to be really good at it.

[02:57:41] It's just pattern recognition.

[02:57:42] OK, great.

[02:57:43] Perfect.

[02:57:44] use that if you get up another one wrong you're not to start writing things up and

[02:57:47] you might have to hold that next to the tournament so actually listen you know I

[02:57:53] got this okay I'm gonna check you you're in check I'm gonna check so I'm gonna

[02:57:59] check with you okay black to move and you have to make a move what's your move

[02:58:06] let's just protect so now I'm playing as black yes so you were playing trust

[02:58:10] you have to think about you and your opponent.

[02:58:12] Do I have to think about you?

[02:58:13] Easy, easy, easy.

[02:58:14] He can move anywhere he's up?

[02:58:15] Yep, well, as a rule of thumb.

[02:58:16] Okay, so the reason, the reason I wouldn't go any of these blues, let me teach you.

[02:58:21] Okay, so.

[02:58:22] I go blue, I know you can put me in check.

[02:58:24] Again, you're going diagonal.

[02:58:25] Okay, well, let's look at that.

[02:58:27] Do I want to check you?

[02:58:28] Let's say you go blue.

[02:58:29] Well, if I go blue.

[02:58:30] What does the white do now?

[02:58:31] The white now takes out that.

[02:58:32] Okay.

[02:58:33] So.

[02:58:34] So realistically, the smart thing to do, since I'm in check, what I should do

[02:58:39] is unfucked. Yeah, you got it! You got it! Yeah, you got it!

[02:58:43] Yay! I figured it out! I'm fucked! I'm not sure if you know why. I do know why.

[02:58:49] So if I move anywhere you get that result. Right? If I move this it's like illegal. Yes, good.

[02:58:55] Okay, this is a skewer. That's a little move right there. Like a chicken kebab? Oh my god, I love chicken kebab.

[02:59:03] Okay, so this is another, so you also learned a fork, remember what a fork was?

[02:59:12] What's a fork?

[02:59:13] Use a utensil.

[02:59:14] And chess.

[02:59:15] We're going to have to put out the note if you don't get it.

[02:59:18] Okay, write this down, fork.

[02:59:20] When you attack two pieces at once, this is fantastic, I don't know if it's my

[02:59:32] Okay, apparently when you write things down you're more likely to remember it.

[02:59:36] Okay, great.

[02:59:38] So, and this is a skewer.

[02:59:42] This might be too many words to write down, but...

[02:59:44] I'm not going to spell skewer.

[02:59:46] That's okay. Spelling doesn't matter in chess.

[02:59:48] When you're not directly attacking two pieces, but practically one moves, you lose the other.

[02:59:54] Right, so that's why you're losing a queen.

[02:59:56] Does that make sense?

[02:59:58] Where are you going to look confused?

[03:00:00] I think you got you've got this you want over stimulating myself. I think I understood this one. No, you did. Okay

[03:00:07] Yes, okay, I'm gonna give you another position

[03:00:10] Let's see here. Okay chest for beginners

[03:00:14] This is just for kids off our kids, but we'll get there. This is my bed. Okay

[03:00:22] Okay, I'm gonna start you a couple more

[03:00:24] more subtle puzzles after you know this you teach me chess I'll teach you have

[03:00:29] you ever done a mukbang no I haven't have you ever tried an in and out 10 by 10

[03:00:33] burger I don't like in and out but you that could be a punishment oh okay that

[03:00:38] could be like if I lose I think you're gonna lose so maybe like 15 seconds

[03:00:44] first five minutes that's maybe that's a real thing yeah I'm probably beat you in

[03:00:49] 15 seconds but that's not that doesn't mean anything that's like you can shoot a

[03:00:54] loop on me you take a soccer ball yeah I can't do that

[03:01:00] I got eliminated so I can't take a soccer ball

[03:01:06] Well it's okay, I mean, um, okay, check, do you still have the card?

[03:01:11] You don't have it? I don't know.

[03:01:12] Are you hungry?

[03:01:13] Uh, no, no, I'm good.

[03:01:14] Do you want a gummy bear?

[03:01:15] Uh, no, okay.

[03:01:16] I'm good, we need those.

[03:01:17] Yeah, thanks.

[03:01:18] Just offering.

[03:01:19] For the test, yeah, that's all y'all.

[03:01:20] Are you, are you comfortable with your tongue or your knees?

[03:01:21] Do you want to have a pillow or a chair?

[03:01:23] Chillin'.

[03:01:24] Do you actually feel bad?

[03:01:25] I just broke your fucking knees.

[03:01:26] Yeah.

[03:01:27] Do you want to, do you want a tripod?

[03:01:28] Can you just set that on the, oh, I guess your camera, okay.

[03:01:31] Anyway, sorry.

[03:01:32] Um, all right, white to move.

[03:01:34] Yeah, she's smart though.

[03:01:36] Maybe I should have rotated the board to help you, let's look at this.

[03:01:40] So you're going to play from the white pieces, and you're going to do a fork, which is?

[03:01:46] I've got two pieces I want.

[03:01:48] Okay, very nice.

[03:01:50] Nope, we already went over that one.

[03:01:52] How do we run on it?

[03:01:54] There's a bag.

[03:01:56] Don't eat them though, we're saving them.

[03:01:58] Oh no, they fell down.

[03:02:00] Where?

[03:02:02] It's okay, I have one more bag.

[03:02:04] It's okay, don't worry, don't worry, it's okay.

[03:02:07] It's okay.

[03:02:08] We'll survive off the...

[03:02:09] We still have one, we have one and a half bags, this one.

[03:02:13] Alright.

[03:02:14] So now I'm playing this white.

[03:02:16] Yes.

[03:02:17] Okay.

[03:02:18] Fork.

[03:02:19] You have one move, you're going to talk two pieces at once.

[03:02:21] You're going to put the milk here, because you don't need this anymore.

[03:02:30] Okay.

[03:02:31] I don't know if this is accurate.

[03:02:34] Okay, think out loud.

[03:02:35] So this piece, this piece that I'm moving,

[03:02:39] obviously, this guy can only go up and down.

[03:02:41] You can't take both.

[03:02:42] Fantastic, we've made so much progress.

[03:02:44] But with this piece, you can only go diagonal.

[03:02:46] And?

[03:02:48] Horizontal?

[03:02:49] And?

[03:02:50] Vertical.

[03:02:50] Okay, so everything.

[03:02:51] Yes, queen does accept.

[03:02:53] There's one piece the queen can't move like.

[03:02:56] The horse.

[03:02:56] Yeah!

[03:02:57] The horse can jump over anything.

[03:02:58] Right now, in this position, you can kill me.

[03:03:02] You can eliminate me.

[03:03:03] Um, so the knight and the queen don't attack like a horse.

[03:03:06] No, you can.

[03:03:08] Your horse can move.

[03:03:09] Um, how many squares is your queen for my knight?

[03:03:12] One.

[03:03:13] Wait, do you count this one?

[03:03:14] So one, two, three, four, four.

[03:03:16] Okay, and how many squares is the knight move?

[03:03:17] Only three?

[03:03:18] Yeah.

[03:03:19] So how does that nail? That's like a...

[03:03:20] It's not an L.

[03:03:21] It smells like cigarette. Do you smell that?

[03:03:22] I do smell it.

[03:03:23] Holy smell, yeah.

[03:03:24] I just started smelling it out of nowhere.

[03:03:25] I'm telling you one.

[03:03:26] Are we addressing?

[03:03:27] Yeah, what the fuck is Aldo doing right now?

[03:03:29] It smells crazy.

[03:03:30] Are they smoking in the fucking vents?

[03:03:34] Chad, are they doing a fucking hotbox?

[03:03:36] I don't know, like...

[03:03:37] He's in Jason's bed apparently.

[03:03:42] Aldo's smoking with Jason.

[03:03:43] You guys need some like air filters in here.

[03:03:45] Get a little bit of a window in here.

[03:03:47] Oh nice. My mom is watching.

[03:03:49] Really?

[03:03:50] Nobody!

[03:03:51] She's sending laughing emojis.

[03:03:52] Oh, that's so sweet!

[03:03:54] I love that she's watching.

[03:03:55] How come you like your dreams?

[03:03:57] So she watches occasionally.

[03:03:59] Aw, is she proud?

[03:04:01] What? When you were like, you know, in school, in special school, what was her thoughts?

[03:04:05] Did she ever...

[03:04:06] Yeah, she used to give me Adderall for that.

[03:04:09] Oh, really? You don't take it anymore?

[03:04:11] No, it used to make me aggressive.

[03:04:13] But I used to take Adderall too.

[03:04:15] Yeah, but you know, it might not be a bad idea if you saw the description for the April 10th.

[03:04:21] I mean, like, maybe just a little.

[03:04:23] I have a...

[03:04:24] It's not doping, but obviously it's not gonna make a difference.

[03:04:27] I've got the purple stuff.

[03:04:29] But I will?

[03:04:30] Well, you don't taste it.

[03:04:31] It tastes a little bit of a little bit of a cool.

[03:04:33] Well, it's a lean.

[03:04:34] Yeah, that's okay.

[03:04:36] Right to me.

[03:04:37] Your mom's watching, I don't think she.

[03:04:39] My mom smokes weed.

[03:04:41] I mean, lean and weed is one drug as classic.

[03:04:43] I'm sure my mom popped a perky back then today.

[03:04:45] No, come on.

[03:04:47] Why not?

[03:04:48] Okay.

[03:04:48] So if you want, you can place the gummy bears.

[03:04:53] Oh, shit!

[03:04:55] Only until you have your final move.

[03:04:57] And usually before you make a move,

[03:04:59] you have to think at least find two or three, ideally three,

[03:05:02] options before you go with one.

[03:05:05] Because your first move is not always going to be your best move.

[03:05:07] So try to find three.

[03:05:13] You sure you don't want to share?

[03:05:14] You can build you one out of this.

[03:05:17] Okay, really

[03:05:21] I'm joining

[03:05:23] part of life

[03:05:38] I'm sorry about this. I did not expect to be smoky in this house. Yeah

[03:05:42] Oh, really? Where are you from? Romania? Well, I don't live there, but my family's

[03:05:48] a Romanian. They always smoke everywhere in the car. I'm serious. Yeah, it's like,

[03:05:53] you're, I don't miss it. I always hate it as a kid. I never liked it. Every time I

[03:05:57] go to the UK, I hate it. Yeah, I miss caret stakes. What is that? Is that? Oh, put

[03:06:04] that back. Oh my God. Oh, I could get away with it. Focus time. Okay.

[03:06:12] All right, we're putting out a timer. You have four minutes to solve this.

[03:06:16] Okay, four minutes to solve this. Okay, so let me walk you through.

[03:06:18] Don't tell me you're not home. Don't tell me you're not home, right?

[03:06:20] So, so we have a couple moves here. Hey, anyone at home?

[03:06:23] Drop a me if you're watching at home right now.

[03:06:24] Watch this. This is called a Let's Play of Chest Learning from Beginners.

[03:06:27] I'm stable on all of them, and this is how you do it.

[03:06:30] So what I would do here is, right, get a close up of this.

[03:06:33] You could move right here. Now, if I move right here,

[03:06:36] I cannot take her piece, but she can take out me with the knight.

[03:06:41] because the knight can move anywhere.

[03:06:43] He can do whatever he wants, easy.

[03:06:44] No, that's legal.

[03:06:46] That was a test for the users at home.

[03:06:48] I knew that.

[03:06:49] Your time's ticking, too.

[03:06:50] I'm saying four minutes, OK?

[03:06:51] So I could do a fork here.

[03:06:53] It's a move that a lot of people don't know.

[03:06:55] There's a lot of moves that people don't know

[03:06:57] when you attack two of these at once.

[03:07:01] You're good, but you're not great.

[03:07:02] Thank you.

[03:07:03] That's what my dad said, too.

[03:07:05] My dad left me.

[03:07:07] No, he didn't.

[03:07:07] No, he did.

[03:07:09] Let's see here.

[03:07:10] It's this piece that I have to move.

[03:07:12] Yes, we've been overlapped.

[03:07:14] Excuse me, excuse me.

[03:07:16] Remember, what was the first thing I said before you make a move?

[03:07:20] Something like, let me bear on it.

[03:07:22] No.

[03:07:23] Okay.

[03:07:24] Jack, does anyone remember?

[03:07:25] Checkmate.

[03:07:26] No?

[03:07:27] Checkmate.

[03:07:28] I said try to find at least two, ideally three, options before you make a move.

[03:07:32] So you found two.

[03:07:33] You know what?

[03:07:34] Wait, wait, wait.

[03:07:35] You want me to move back?

[03:07:38] You're I don't want you to do anything. I want you to think

[03:07:43] Okay, so this is my game plan. So I was in here. Oh wait a minute. I was thinking okay, so I was here

[03:07:48] I can either move here

[03:07:51] Here is this nine quadrant. Okay, so three by three, right?

[03:07:56] Or actually no, but I

[03:07:58] So first let's go over your first three minutes. So when you have an idea it's good to go over

[03:08:02] Is it good or bad? So is this a good move for light? No, why?

[03:08:06] because your horse. Can I do this? Yeah. Right? Is that three? That's three. One, two, three, four, you have to count my left.

[03:08:16] Remember. Your pawn moves. Yes, pawn capture. And then you're going to move, yeah. Oh, the pawn will go horizontal, for a diagonal.

[03:08:23] Good. Okay, what about here? So that move right there, your pawn can't get me because he only goes diagonal. Yes.

[03:08:30] So probably you'd use this one because that one can go anywhere. And what else can take you? The horse.

[03:08:35] like three closets away.

[03:08:36] Okay, so you clearly don't want to attack

[03:08:38] in one square proximity, your queen is just captured.

[03:08:41] So try to think bigger picture.

[03:08:44] And remember, your goal is to attack

[03:08:46] not just one piece, but two.

[03:08:47] So let's look for any other forcing moves.

[03:08:49] So it might never move, so this one can do anything.

[03:08:51] Yes, it can go anywhere.

[03:08:52] And diagonal can go across the board.

[03:08:54] As long as it's on a diagonal.

[03:08:56] It can't jump like a knight.

[03:08:57] So to move diagonal.

[03:08:58] So honestly.

[03:08:59] And vertically.

[03:09:01] And I honestly, if I go back, right,

[03:09:04] Let's just, I don't mean to go back,

[03:09:05] because if you move-

[03:09:06] You're trying to win.

[03:09:07] Yeah, I don't mean to go back.

[03:09:08] You want to attack.

[03:09:09] So I would-

[03:09:10] So attack two pieces.

[03:09:12] Two pieces.

[03:09:13] So honestly,

[03:09:19] you fool.

[03:09:19] It's good.

[03:09:20] You don't silence it.

[03:09:21] Look, if you need like 10 seconds to think, that's okay.

[03:09:24] We don't mind the silence.

[03:09:25] You fool.

[03:09:29] I would never, in a million years,

[03:09:31] be stupid enough to go here,

[03:09:32] because then your Rook can take me out.

[03:09:34] I'm not trying to ask you to find the worst move,

[03:09:36] I want you to find the best move.

[03:09:38] I'm just letting you know that.

[03:09:38] But I'm proud that you know how the piece is attached.

[03:09:40] That's way better than when we were an hour ago.

[03:09:43] Okay.

[03:09:43] But now I believe in you that you know

[03:09:45] how the piece is attached.

[03:09:46] So can you win?

[03:09:49] This is called aura for me.

[03:09:50] I'm gonna wait until the last second.

[03:09:51] You see the timer?

[03:09:52] It's ticking.

[03:09:53] Let me show you how this is done.

[03:09:54] First and foremost, she thinks I'm a fool.

[03:09:56] I'm not gonna go here

[03:09:58] because the Rook will get me.

[03:09:59] If I go here, the pawn will get me.

[03:10:02] If I go here, the horse will get me the knight if you will.

[03:10:07] So the correct move here, if I'm not mistaken,

[03:10:10] wouldn't be to use this.

[03:10:11] This is a manipulation tactic that you're trying to use.

[03:10:14] Or is it, I'm kidding.

[03:10:15] So because if I don't move it, hold on, hold on.

[03:10:18] If I don't move it, you're going to be here

[03:10:20] and then you're going to checkmate me.

[03:10:21] And that's when I have to start panicking.

[03:10:23] So I'm going to-

[03:10:23] I've got 22 seconds, shut up and think.

[03:10:26] Just use your brain and find it.

[03:10:28] All I need is five.

[03:10:32] Did you check that over?

[03:10:35] I can't go around.

[03:10:38] Try one more time. Give me one more. One more time.

[03:10:40] You're out of time. You lost.

[03:10:42] Just...just...

[03:10:44] It's illegal, right? So I can't get something.

[03:10:47] So you don't want to give your queen for free.

[03:10:50] You want to use your queen to win something.

[03:10:53] Fucking king.

[03:10:56] Okay.

[03:10:57] No, I just said no.

[03:10:59] Okay, what's that move doing?

[03:11:01] So if you go here, I'm fine. If you go here, I'm fine. If you go here, I'm fine.

[03:11:06] What are you doing?

[03:11:07] Absolutely nothing.

[03:11:08] That's not true.

[03:11:09] What is your queen doing?

[03:11:11] It's getting ready to die, I'm gonna pull him.

[03:11:13] You're somehow...

[03:11:14] Oh, check me in here!

[03:11:16] What? Is this check me?

[03:11:17] Check, check, check!

[03:11:18] Okay.

[03:11:19] Wait, check!

[03:11:20] Right? Okay.

[03:11:21] Yeah, beginners get really excited when they have a check check.

[03:11:23] Isn't it always good?

[03:11:24] Because if I just escape, it doesn't do anything.

[03:11:26] So I can just move my queen.

[03:11:28] However, however, what else is your queen doing?

[03:11:34] Or a pawn, it's going to get the pawn.

[03:11:38] Keep looking at the entire board.

[03:11:40] Smells like alcohol now.

[03:11:41] It smells like old wine.

[03:11:43] I'm not going to ask if you want, I can make the room smell like alcohol.

[03:11:46] Do you have candles?

[03:11:49] You do have one.

[03:11:50] I don't know, later.

[03:11:51] Do you have those matches?

[03:11:53] It's okay, don't worry about it.

[03:11:54] It's okay, we've got distracted.

[03:11:56] It's fine.

[03:11:57] It's okay. I have a lighter in my bag but it's okay.

[03:12:02] It's okay. We're not done with this. Where did the coming bear go?

[03:12:07] You did not earn that. You didn't even sell me.

[03:12:10] Okay, alright.

[03:12:12] I'm not going to. That book is yours.

[03:12:15] So, you got half of it. So, okay. Very important lesson in chess, right?

[03:12:20] It's very easy.

[03:12:21] It's always good to check.

[03:12:22] Well, yes, but you always want to like exactly don't check just because you can but one thing you were doing is you were trying to grid it up like six

[03:12:30] But we're not doing that you have eight by eight for a reason you look at the entire board

[03:12:34] You don't want to turn on a vision yourself. So you found one attack, but look all the ways the queen attacks

[03:12:42] You got this so right now you're telling me to be a fork

[03:12:46] You wrote this one down.

[03:12:51] Yeah, you can type two words.

[03:12:52] Yes, yes, okay, I'm sorry.

[03:12:53] You can't be a fork.

[03:12:54] Oh, what are I saying?

[03:12:55] It's not an identity thing, but you are forking me.

[03:12:58] Are there two...

[03:12:59] She's trying to know what to do right now.

[03:13:00] Is there like a...

[03:13:01] They're typing like it.

[03:13:02] They're typing like you are the biggest fucking bot wall type.

[03:13:05] I don't want to read the chat because it's cheating.

[03:13:07] Yeah, that's true.

[03:13:08] During the tournament, you won't be able to.

[03:13:10] Oh, really?

[03:13:11] It's not on the...

[03:13:12] You have to go to a lane.

[03:13:13] You can't use the A or an A.

[03:13:14] I'm speaking it, I don't got it.

[03:13:16] No, that's cheating.

[03:13:17] It's a prize spot.

[03:13:18] There was a big cheating scandal last time, so don't want to do that.

[03:13:21] Yeah, it was also charity tournament, and they cheated.

[03:13:24] Oh, I actually remember that.

[03:13:26] Oh, wasn't that like a big scandal?

[03:13:28] Who was it?

[03:13:29] It was XBC, right?

[03:13:30] No, it was Dr. Lupo, wasn't it?

[03:13:32] Oh, I remember that.

[03:13:34] You don't want to use me. You don't want to end up like him.

[03:13:37] Should we get a clip out of this?

[03:13:38] Wait, why did Dr. Lupo cheat?

[03:13:40] I mean, because he probably, you know, it's an intelligence game,

[03:13:42] and you wanted to pretend to be really good for his ego.

[03:13:45] But you don't need to pretend.

[03:13:48] Is that a compliment?

[03:13:51] Yeah, I'm sure.

[03:13:54] OK, so again, I got to stop talking that loud.

[03:13:57] No, no, talking loud is good.

[03:13:58] So what is your queen doing?

[03:14:01] It's doing nothing right now.

[03:14:03] Don't say that.

[03:14:04] Well, it's a checkmate.

[03:14:05] But right now I know you're going to move.

[03:14:07] So can it be a checkmate then?

[03:14:08] Probably not, because you're just using terms you've

[03:14:10] Learners throwing them in sentences that don't make sense

[03:14:24] It's the pressure it's like they want they want to answer it. I don't have Google like I have to like this is it

[03:14:30] I can't take this isn't photo math is a photo test like

[03:14:34] Oh really nice. Yeah, I had this Japanese tutor

[03:14:37] you're really old and he would force me to do math puzzles and whenever I'd word

[03:14:41] something incorrectly he'd force me to fix my sentences so I'm trying to be like

[03:14:45] him but he wasn't the best math tutors in the state so you get results. So I'm going to move the

[03:14:51] quater. So it's my turn to move. So why don't you move when you're stalling? Because I want you to

[03:14:59] visualize. You know what? Sure. Why don't I move? Okay I'm going to move. So I'm going to check. I move. Your turn.

[03:15:04] Just three candidate rings is what you make your move.

[03:15:08] Find the best move in the position.

[03:15:10] That's something good.

[03:15:18] I would assume here if you were smart,

[03:15:23] you're going to move your rock here.

[03:15:26] OK.

[03:15:28] That's actually a good attack.

[03:15:29] So this would be a attack.

[03:15:31] However, it's your turn.

[03:15:33] But that's good.

[03:15:35] Did you see the, um, was it on yesterday?

[03:15:38] Oh, I did.

[03:15:38] I was in Caledonia.

[03:15:39] Oh, did you see it from the start?

[03:15:40] Yeah, picture, yeah.

[03:15:42] I feel like we're going to have to be.

[03:15:43] Getting space is real.

[03:15:45] Yeah.

[03:15:46] Yeah.

[03:15:46] But like, it's confusing.

[03:15:47] Because how do they get to the moon back in the day

[03:15:50] and they just said it's the farthest they've ever gone?

[03:15:52] I don't think it was real.

[03:15:57] I'm glad we have some common ground.

[03:15:59] All right, you're trying to move.

[03:16:03] So you are thinking about where I'm going to go, but it's your turn.

[03:16:07] Yeah, I'm trying to play off of you, because I know you're smarter than me at the moment.

[03:16:11] At the moment, but anything else, yeah.

[03:16:13] No, there's a chance I become better than you at chess.

[03:16:17] Yeah. Yeah.

[03:16:19] I mean, I could get in a car accident and I could lose all of my abilities to think.

[03:16:22] And in a coma, you probably win.

[03:16:26] Okay, dick.

[03:16:29] Okay, one move.

[03:16:31] leave it there you can't if you touch the pieces you're gonna get confused yeah so

[03:16:36] you don't want you don't want to do that online otherwise you're gonna end up like

[03:16:39] crazy before I started streaming today I watched your one video where you did

[03:16:43] this like in New York or something like that with the hustlers yeah this is I

[03:16:48] can pretend to be a hustler oh no put somebody on the line hustle you shit

[03:16:53] talk to you what it's fucked up I mean it's makes them are competitive okay

[03:16:58] I fuck you.

[03:16:59] Okay.

[03:17:00] Oh, no, I didn't mean it like that.

[03:17:01] You know what I'm saying, like, I'm sorry.

[03:17:03] That's okay.

[03:17:03] No, they're gonna cut that.

[03:17:04] Like, I was trying to be a hustler,

[03:17:06] you know what I'm saying, like the mean guy.

[03:17:07] You just curse words, they're a little bit

[03:17:09] clustered in that.

[03:17:10] They insult you with their intelligence,

[03:17:11] not their just their slang.

[03:17:12] That's a cool move.

[03:17:14] Okay, so you're trying to move.

[03:17:16] So I'm gonna move this.

[03:17:19] And it's a quick move.

[03:17:20] How does the queen move?

[03:17:21] I don't know any way it was.

[03:17:22] Show me.

[03:17:24] That's not a diagonal, show me the diagonal first.

[03:17:27] Show me the whole diagonal.

[03:17:29] Okay, that's half the diagonal.

[03:17:30] Show me the whole diagonal.

[03:17:34] See, I bet if you just think for one hour.

[03:17:36] No!

[03:17:38] I didn't tell him anything.

[03:17:39] No troll, no troll.

[03:17:41] It's because you're teaching me so much, so quick

[03:17:43] that it stresses me out.

[03:17:45] We've gone over like two things in one hour.

[03:17:48] Oh, like support you?

[03:17:49] No, no, no.

[03:17:50] But I think-

[03:17:51] One smaller.

[03:17:52] No, no, no, no.

[03:17:53] But it's true, you can get over simulated,

[03:17:56] This is not the case but that does happen, but it's not right now. Maybe

[03:18:01] No, you've got this you can at least win one game. I'm so serious

[03:18:07] No, I really want you to to know I'm like the underdog. It's just I know my case

[03:18:16] No, he's probably better

[03:18:18] I think anyone who hasn't ever played chess which the only one would probably be next

[03:18:22] I feel like he must have played I could take that

[03:18:26] I don't know if we can celebrate this, but soon.

[03:18:28] So this was the fork, right?

[03:18:31] You attacked two of these pieces at once.

[03:18:33] Now, why did I attack that one?

[03:18:34] Because it was Czech and you're attacking a rook.

[03:18:38] Right?

[03:18:38] I can't take both.

[03:18:39] I can't take time, so that's kind of what confused me.

[03:18:41] So the fork is basically, oh, so I positioned myself

[03:18:46] to be able to take a piece no matter what.

[03:18:47] Yeah!

[03:18:48] OK.

[03:18:49] OK.

[03:18:49] That sentence made sense.

[03:18:51] That was great.

[03:18:52] You know what? For the grammar I'll give it to you. Okay, let's set up another puzzle and

[03:18:59] then see.

[03:19:00] That was very good.

[03:19:01] I think we should go over and do one more puzzle, but genuinely, Jen, sorry, your English

[03:19:07] is running off.

[03:19:08] Genuinely.

[03:19:09] Genuinely.

[03:19:10] My mom said, wow, you're playing so good. I'm so proud of you. You're my favorite.

[03:19:13] Can I see that?

[03:19:14] I don't know if she can see.

[03:19:15] Can I see what she said?

[03:19:16] She said, you only got one out of all one time and freaked out. You were very

[03:19:22] That sounds a lot more real.

[03:19:27] Yeah, I missed a couple of text messages.

[03:19:31] Nice.

[03:19:32] Ah, jeez, man.

[03:19:35] So she doesn't still have any of them, right?

[03:19:38] No, my mom just smokes every night now.

[03:19:41] Hey.

[03:19:42] Well, she's probably got a shit.

[03:19:44] Oh, she is?

[03:19:45] Yeah.

[03:19:46] I have a lot of people.

[03:19:47] Okay.

[03:19:48] Um, right.

[03:19:49] What's new?

[03:19:50] So how do you know that I don't have a library or my rectum right now so I'm here to play?

[03:19:54] If it is it's not helping you, but honestly at this point you could try anything.

[03:19:59] What if I do that during the test for you?

[03:20:02] And you can actually build a device. It wasn't real it's just a rumor.

[03:20:06] That's a funny rumor though.

[03:20:08] Wait so can you explain that one thing of Magnus? Why did the girl get in trouble for taking a picture of him before he took a picture of her?

[03:20:13] No because you can't have phones out of tournament.

[03:20:15] Because technically like if your phone's on you you're playing a game you're going to graph him if he's a cheat.

[03:20:19] So like, no phones after that.

[03:20:21] Why did he take a selfie with her?

[03:20:22] Because he was polite.

[03:20:23] He took the selfie to be a gentleman,

[03:20:24] and then he tattletailed.

[03:20:26] But he did the right thing.

[03:20:28] Because people will cheat in the bathroom.

[03:20:30] But no, there's no cheating.

[03:20:32] OK, usually shake hands when the game begins.

[03:20:34] This is a middle.

[03:20:35] This is an end game clip.

[03:20:37] I like this friendship.

[03:20:39] I'm going first.

[03:20:40] Sorry?

[03:20:41] I'm going first.

[03:20:42] Yeah.

[03:20:42] I'm going to set the timer.

[03:20:43] You've got three minutes.

[03:20:44] This is it.

[03:20:45] Talk to me.

[03:20:47] There's no talking, because you're going to focus.

[03:20:49] This is it.

[03:20:57] Okay?

[03:21:00] Oh.

[03:21:03] Okay, good, okay, okay, good!

[03:21:07] Record time!

[03:21:09] Yes!

[03:21:11] You know, a little too easy for me.

[03:21:14] Okay, okay, okay, record time!

[03:21:16] Yes!

[03:21:18] You know, a little too easy for a kid.

[03:21:20] Wait, that was fucking free!

[03:21:22] It's okay, we're giving it.

[03:21:24] It's not Mr. B's story, you can say that.

[03:21:26] Fuck this.

[03:21:28] Okay, I'm going to make it a little bit harder now.

[03:21:30] I think we can do a little bit more.

[03:21:32] I'm getting advanced.

[03:21:34] Let's see here.

[03:21:36] Okay, this will be fun.

[03:21:38] Oh, wow.

[03:21:40] Oh, this is so exciting.

[03:21:42] Yeah, let me show that there's no fire in it.

[03:21:47] Let's see here.

[03:21:50] Where's the alarm?

[03:21:52] Don't worry about that.

[03:21:54] I need to just ignore that, though.

[03:21:58] It's okay. Sometimes people, you know, get on fire.

[03:22:03] You need a chair?

[03:22:05] Go get the chair and the button.

[03:22:07] Come on.

[03:22:08] Why don't we get him a chair?

[03:22:10] Like you just always got a man like aww he worked so hard.

[03:22:14] Thank you.

[03:22:15] What a hard working piece.

[03:22:16] Thank you guys.

[03:22:17] What have I said anything?

[03:22:18] See I don't complain over here guys.

[03:22:21] Aw.

[03:22:22] Yeah thank you.

[03:22:23] I'm back to bow.

[03:22:24] Wait what?

[03:22:25] What?

[03:22:26] Let's see the opposite.

[03:22:27] Okay this is fire.

[03:22:28] Can I see it?

[03:22:29] They can see everything.

[03:22:30] I can see.

[03:22:31] This is so funny.

[03:22:32] This does look like fire.

[03:22:33] I can see it.

[03:22:34] I can see everything.

[03:22:35] I can see everything.

[03:22:36] I can see.

[03:22:37] This is so funny.

[03:22:39] funny this does really look like my chest clump from middle school I love it

[03:22:44] it's great let me look for a chair

[03:22:47] okay what was the full name? Ronnie. No no no the one that you're talking about. Ronnie Nets. Ronnie Nets. Yeah oh that's the last time I'm talking about it.

[03:22:57] Okay let me set this up. Chad how am I doing? Am I doing pretty good? Like I'm just

[03:23:01] trying to be listen I don't need to be like a grand chief master but my goal

[03:23:06] here is to just be as best as I can yes because if I could be better than Max

[03:23:12] like well I just want to read just you know in one so what do you get if you're

[03:23:17] in fourth place how much money I don't have a division but I mean it's gonna be

[03:23:20] like probably four places and it's 100k so I assume like first I don't know

[03:23:24] they're gonna be like let's say 50k for maybe 50k first so then maybe divide the

[03:23:29] I'd say it could be like up to 20-30k.

[03:23:33] What?

[03:23:34] For 4th place?

[03:23:35] I'm assuming.

[03:23:36] Wait a minute.

[03:23:37] I don't know how much the first place is.

[03:23:38] How does it make sense?

[03:23:39] Well, I don't know how much the first place is.

[03:23:40] I don't know.

[03:23:41] Actually, I can look.

[03:23:42] I don't know the division, but it's 100k, and it might even be top 3.

[03:23:47] I think they're saying 10,000.

[03:23:49] Did they post it?

[03:23:51] I'd say at least minimum 10k, but top 3 would be more.

[03:23:55] Guys, I can get 4th place.

[03:23:58] match I could beat. I could beat Jigsie if I really practiced. He's been practicing.

[03:24:02] He's been playing a lot of chess. But I have to try to be him and believe you.

[03:24:05] Well you almost had a win so when you're playing versus like you were beating him

[03:24:10] and you didn't even know to move the pieces. But he has done a lot more since then.

[03:24:13] Well you know what are we gonna have like the tutorial we play you know

[03:24:16] like you know how it shows the arrows. Oh we'll enable that for you.

[03:24:19] Yes. Yeah you definitely need that. We need to finish going over the rules though

[03:24:23] because you still don't know Empassant's automatic castle or what's still made.

[03:24:26] And who's talking to you totally on the phone. Yeah, did you go over it? Yes

[03:24:31] And the honest love that one is French one is nice, but that's those and I try so I'm noticing something on the board

[03:24:38] Ponds, okay, so these are good for defending your your your mates

[03:24:45] Well, actually so they're really good. So this is like a really strong piece. I'm so happy. This is like

[03:24:50] This is getting better. I just feel like when I stream I'm so energetic

[03:24:56] Yeah, so like crazy this calms me down, and I think it's like a whole different side of me

[03:25:04] You can't handle me hold on. Thank you. Thank you

[03:25:09] Ain't you

[03:25:12] I'm not going in. I don't know shit

[03:25:26] I'm not saying that.

[03:25:27] Um, yeah, let's keep playing.

[03:25:29] Okay!

[03:25:30] Okay!

[03:25:31] So, this is gonna be two moves...

[03:25:34] Oh, really?

[03:25:35] Trying to think of...

[03:25:37] Oh, that's a cool book.

[03:25:38] I didn't realize.

[03:25:39] So that sets up the game kind of...

[03:25:41] Yeah, puzzles, yeah.

[03:25:42] Puzzles.

[03:25:43] Yeah, we're setting up your positions from...

[03:25:45] It's old school.

[03:25:46] Dylan, do you know how to do that?

[03:25:47] I don't know.

[03:25:48] I've been trying to follow...

[03:25:50] I've never really...

[03:25:51] I'm sure Dylan could get it if he like...

[03:25:52] Do I have a place for a minute?

[03:25:54] No troll.

[03:25:55] Is anyone in my chat actually like a grandmaster?

[03:25:58] Like how rare is that?

[03:25:59] I wonder if I have to read and check.

[03:26:03] Why is Lo's text to me saying can you come after the weekend?

[03:26:06] Lo's?

[03:26:07] Yes.

[03:26:08] Is that?

[03:26:09] Lo's for Lo's.

[03:26:10] He's canceled on me again.

[03:26:11] It's classic.

[03:26:12] Oh my god.

[03:26:13] Oh, he's canceled?

[03:26:13] What did you guys have planned?

[03:26:14] We were supposed to go to New Jersey.

[03:26:16] Why is text to me can you come after the weekend?

[03:26:18] You're going to New Jersey this week?

[03:26:19] I was supposed to.

[03:26:20] You don't play chess from there?

[03:26:21] Yeah, I was.

[03:26:21] I was.

[03:26:23] What's the last one?

[03:26:25] I'm going to make you train.

[03:26:26] Loose?

[03:26:27] Yes.

[03:26:28] Does he do IRL?

[03:26:29] It's like I see him in Newport.

[03:26:31] He sometimes leaves to get like, like, on.

[03:26:34] Like, that's what he's saying.

[03:26:36] He pushes his mother.

[03:26:38] No, what was it?

[03:26:39] He pushes his mother or grandmother down the stairs

[03:26:41] trying to tell you.

[03:26:42] I swear, huge story.

[03:26:43] It's a real story.

[03:26:44] They'll tell you.

[03:26:45] Wow.

[03:26:46] Maybe it's a good thing he canceled.

[03:26:47] Yeah.

[03:26:48] Okay.

[03:26:49] So, we're going to go over your candidate moves,

[03:26:52] forcing new so I want you to show me all the checks and captures and attacks okay

[03:26:56] so first check yep oh no you take that let's eat you first check you go moves

[03:27:05] only okay because you're defending we're gonna have to start putting in

[03:27:08] punishments if you make illegal moves at this level there should be no legal

[03:27:12] moves wait super question what happens when this guy goes to the end good

[03:27:18] I know you can take it, you'll be able to take it for a while.

[03:27:21] Yeah, it's in the Rookscom here, so it's promotion. You can become any piece you want.

[03:27:24] Really?

[03:27:25] Yeah, it's a very powerful move.

[03:27:27] But you choose your piece?

[03:27:28] Yeah. So what's your piece?

[03:27:30] So you probably want the horse?

[03:27:32] What's the strongest piece?

[03:27:33] Oh, a queen. A queen.

[03:27:36] You can't do a king. You can't do a queen.

[03:27:38] It's like when you're doing like SATs and you go pro-

[03:27:40] I didn't have SATs, it was COVID.

[03:27:42] Really?

[03:27:43] Yeah, I'm half there.

[03:27:44] Wait, what year did you graduate?

[03:27:45] 2021.

[03:27:46] Oh, I think, oh, you graduated one year after me.

[03:27:49] Oh, really?

[03:27:50] Yeah.

[03:27:51] Oh, okay.

[03:27:52] Yeah, oh.

[03:27:53] But I have a 2.1 GPA, what was your GPA?

[03:27:55] Um, it doesn't matter.

[03:27:57] Numbers are numbers.

[03:27:58] We know that, huh?

[03:27:59] Yeah.

[03:28:00] I was trying to go to Stanford, so I was trying to go to the Ivy Leads, but I never

[03:28:03] went to college back then.

[03:28:04] How high?

[03:28:05] It was like 4.16, but honestly, not that good, I got, yeah, it was not that good.

[03:28:09] 4.16.

[03:28:10] It was not that good.

[03:28:11] My sister had a better GPA than you.

[03:28:12] That's why she went to Stanford.

[03:28:13] How high was her GPA?

[03:28:14] Oh, that seems like I hit the home goal.

[03:28:15] Oh, that seems like I hit the home.

[03:28:16] Yeah, I did.

[03:28:17] My dad had a graph on his fridge, and it was her chest

[03:28:21] elo at every year compared to mine.

[03:28:22] I wonder if you were the second favorite.

[03:28:24] Well, there was one year at Pastry,

[03:28:25] and then the rest is all downhill.

[03:28:27] So that's why I'm teaching her chest now.

[03:28:30] You're turning to me.

[03:28:30] Let's go back to the puzzle.

[03:28:32] Plus, I need to have a dad in my head.

[03:28:33] That's what we're looking at.

[03:28:35] OK.

[03:28:36] So now you know what the motion is,

[03:28:38] which is going to be really good.

[03:28:39] And if you get that, we're going to remember that.

[03:28:41] OK, so I would assume it's this piece.

[03:28:45] that are re-moving here.

[03:28:47] So I just want you to show me all your forcing moves.

[03:28:49] Let's start with that piece.

[03:28:50] Good.

[03:28:50] Let's start with that one.

[03:28:51] Good assumption, Jenny.

[03:28:52] So here, tell me from wrong.

[03:28:54] I'm going to take this, right?

[03:28:55] Yes.

[03:28:56] OK, so I would take it, because that's a pretty strong piece.

[03:28:58] I would take it to a very strong piece.

[03:28:59] Yes?

[03:29:00] OK.

[03:29:00] So I'm going to choose to take that.

[03:29:01] Before you do that, really good.

[03:29:02] Taking the other moves.

[03:29:03] Yes.

[03:29:04] Show me exactly all your, so this is good.

[03:29:05] We're going to do this, but I

[03:29:07] want you to visualize a little bit more.

[03:29:08] Show me your other forcing moves.

[03:29:10] Like this, I could take that.

[03:29:15] Okay, that's a capture.

[03:29:16] It's just a pawn.

[03:29:17] I mean, it's good.

[03:29:18] Just a fucking pawn.

[03:29:19] Pawns are still free.

[03:29:20] Don't put a nothing pawn.

[03:29:21] No, no, we'd still take it.

[03:29:22] If you have a pawn, you're still going to take it if it's free.

[03:29:23] But keep showing your right.

[03:29:24] This guy, I can't upgrade because if I upgrade, you're going to kill me.

[03:29:25] Yep, you can do that.

[03:29:26] I would assume, I mean...

[03:29:27] That made me laugh.

[03:29:28] Wait, why?

[03:29:29] What did they say?

[03:29:30] I would assume, I mean, uh...

[03:29:35] Chat made me laugh.

[03:29:36] Wait, why?

[03:29:37] What'd they say?

[03:29:38] Go read it, go ahead.

[03:29:42] I'm used to a lot of things.

[03:29:44] Well, I don't believe what they said.

[03:29:46] Go ahead.

[03:29:47] They said, why does he look like a toddler?

[03:29:49] Okay, well, you know, I'm sure I'm 5-8.

[03:29:54] No, no, no, that's not a bad thing.

[03:29:55] 5-8.

[03:29:56] I don't think the height matters.

[03:29:58] Let's hear those a little bit now.

[03:30:00] Okay, wait a minute.

[03:30:01] Okay, so I could move this guy here, but the only thing is, I can't touch the pieces because

[03:30:10] that's illegal.

[03:30:11] You can when you're thinking out loud.

[03:30:12] So if I go here, the only thing is you're going to take it, it's like, why would you

[03:30:15] not move?

[03:30:16] Or you're going to move back.

[03:30:17] Can your pawn move?

[03:30:18] No, it can't because it's illegal to see your pawn blocking it.

[03:30:21] Right.

[03:30:22] Okay, so more pieces.

[03:30:23] So you looked at the knight, you looked at the pawn, you looked at the bishop,

[03:30:24] there's one piece you're missing.

[03:30:25] Do you look at it practically every piece you've got?

[03:30:27] I would assume?

[03:30:28] I would assume it's the Rook.

[03:30:31] Okay, good.

[03:30:32] Now the thing is, if I move him here, can I take it still?

[03:30:36] Is one away? Or is that not allowed?

[03:30:38] Well, without moving it, can the cane take the Rook?

[03:30:43] Yes, it can, because it can go anywhere.

[03:30:46] As long as it's not under attack.

[03:30:48] So now we can set it under attack?

[03:30:50] Is it under attack?

[03:30:51] It would be under attack.

[03:30:52] By what?

[03:30:53] If I move there.

[03:30:54] What's going to attack you if your cane's there?

[03:30:57] Oh, so the rook is under attack, but if the king takes the rook, is the king under attack?

[03:31:04] If you take my rook, is any of my white pieces attack my white?

[03:31:11] You're black.

[03:31:12] Oh, I am?

[03:31:14] Sorry, sorry, sorry.

[03:31:18] You're white, but right now you're thinking from black's point of view.

[03:31:21] Because you're always trying to calculate two moves ahead,

[03:31:23] you're always trying to think what you and your opponent will do.

[03:31:26] That was my bad, but right now I want you colors

[03:31:29] You know what? Let's just make the move. Okay black place here is the king under attack

[03:31:35] Right now. Yes, but of course. Okay. So I should not be visualized that but I know you got a little bit. Sorry kind of wine

[03:31:42] Well, is there any other piece that can keep the rug?

[03:31:46] Yes, good. Okay. So now I'm back to the story. This is Bishop. Good. Oh, I'm looking learning. Yeah, no you're making products

[03:31:54] Yes. Better than when we started.

[03:31:56] So, do you remember what your move was?

[03:31:59] Yes. Originally I was going to take that.

[03:32:01] I like that piece. This piece is too extensive.

[03:32:03] So, now let's say you're attacking my night.

[03:32:07] Let's say I want to move the night.

[03:32:09] A little off-topic but on-topic.

[03:32:11] I had no points matters because the time runs out.

[03:32:13] No. What is the time run that you lose on time?

[03:32:16] So, what's the points?

[03:32:18] So, to decide who's winning in a position, it's who has more material.

[03:32:21] So why don't we calculate the material right now?

[03:32:25] Honestly, you don't really need to count.

[03:32:27] Will that happen in a four minute?

[03:32:29] Like counting material?

[03:32:31] Yeah.

[03:32:32] Well, usually when you're playing, you want to know if you're down or up,

[03:32:35] but luckily chess.com will give you like plus eight, plus nine if you don't want to count.

[03:32:39] But usually it's pretty obvious who's losing pieces.

[03:32:42] Is who's up material in this position?

[03:32:45] It's actually a good thing to do.

[03:32:47] Actually, no, I made it because I just took a big piece.

[03:32:50] Okay, so what are you up?

[03:32:52] Up there.

[03:32:53] What key?

[03:32:54] Or three.

[03:32:55] Bishop.

[03:32:56] Okay, good, good.

[03:32:57] I have a bishop.

[03:32:58] You don't.

[03:32:59] Hell yeah.

[03:33:00] Keckwell.

[03:33:01] Good.

[03:33:02] Keckwell?

[03:33:03] Keckwell?

[03:33:04] Oh, Keckwell.

[03:33:05] Is that a new one?

[03:33:06] Yeah.

[03:33:07] Oh, haven't heard of that one.

[03:33:08] Oh, you don't Keckwell?

[03:33:09] No, I just not Keckwell.

[03:33:10] We're not Keckley.

[03:33:11] No, are these real Keckwells?

[03:33:12] Keckleo?

[03:33:13] No, I'm not tepidin like you are.

[03:33:14] Keck, bye.

[03:33:15] This is why I had it.

[03:33:16] Nevermind.

[03:33:17] Okay, whatcha know?

[03:33:18] Live?

[03:33:19] I don't know my limits of your jokes, so...

[03:33:21] As I've been roasted my entire life.

[03:33:23] Okay, I don't have any older siblings?

[03:33:26] I do.

[03:33:27] Yeah, they call with me.

[03:33:28] They went to college?

[03:33:29] I did.

[03:33:30] Me too!

[03:33:31] You went to college?

[03:33:32] No, I didn't, but my siblings went to college.

[03:33:34] That's why we're here.

[03:33:35] All right, let's do this.

[03:33:36] I move my knife because you're attacking my knife.

[03:33:38] That's fine, you can do that.

[03:33:39] But that's your turn.

[03:33:40] That's completely okay.

[03:33:41] If you mess this up, I will leave.

[03:33:43] I'm not going to.

[03:33:44] So, this is an easy one.

[03:33:46] Please double check.

[03:33:49] Is that Ben?

[03:33:51] That's Lacey.

[03:33:53] Is this really what he listens to?

[03:33:55] It sounds like Justin Bieber from 2000.

[03:33:57] Hey, it's big time rush.

[03:33:59] It's boyfriend.

[03:34:01] Okay, focus.

[03:34:03] Bang here.

[03:34:05] Your boyfriend.

[03:34:07] Have you put up audition?

[03:34:09] No, I actually was supposed to be at Disney when I was there.

[03:34:11] Oh, like a trial doctor?

[03:34:13] Yeah, I was.

[03:34:15] So my mom brought me to one of the Disney sheets.

[03:34:17] So my mom brought me to one of the Disney shoots.

[03:34:19] I wasn't guaranteed to be in it, but it was one of the shoots.

[03:34:22] I think it was, I forget what it was for,

[03:34:24] but basically when I got there, they made me try on a suit

[03:34:27] and I was like literally like eight years old

[03:34:28] and I started crying because I didn't want to be on TV

[03:34:30] and my mom got mad at me.

[03:34:31] You didn't have what it takes, but you do now, so.

[03:34:35] Hooray!

[03:34:36] You moved.

[03:34:36] Okay, timer's going.

[03:34:38] Three minutes.

[03:34:39] You don't shake hands a little.

[03:34:40] I keep thinking.

[03:34:41] Okay.

[03:34:42] Three minutes, find a move.

[03:34:43] Three minutes, find a move.

[03:34:44] If it's either wrong, you're gonna be in trouble.

[03:34:46] confused. Okay. Yes, I'll show you. Respectfully. Yes, thank you. So honestly right here, if I

[03:34:54] move this shot, this is a clear stage shot. So he can stay in the blue, but I can't take, you know,

[03:34:59] king, king, excuse me, king, excuse me. So honestly, it's something to do with the horse, I feel like here.

[03:35:05] He can move three, can't he not? So realistically, he can hop over anything. Now my question is,

[03:35:09] whatever he hops, does he take? But I cannot take that because you are guarded right now.

[03:35:14] That's correct. That's correct. That's correct.

[03:35:16] So honestly, Dylan, I would probably...

[03:35:26] I think it's the rug here.

[03:35:28] I honestly think it's the rug, but I can't because...

[03:35:36] Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

[03:35:44] I'm actually gonna leave.

[03:35:46] This is the last drop.

[03:35:48] We made this move earlier.

[03:35:50] You literally made the move.

[03:35:52] I can't.

[03:35:53] I don't know.

[03:35:54] I can't even breathe.

[03:35:55] I can't.

[03:35:56] I can't.

[03:35:57] I can't.

[03:35:58] I can't.

[03:35:59] I can't.

[03:36:00] Oh my god.

[03:36:01] Oh my god.

[03:36:02] Oh my god.

[03:36:03] This is actually a really-

[03:36:04] It's one minute 36 seconds.

[03:36:05] Okay.

[03:36:06] Honestly, I think it's the worst.

[03:36:07] But I don't know what I can take because it's guarded between me and I can't

[03:36:11] guard anything.

[03:36:12] Okay.

[03:36:13] Okay, process of illumination. It's not the horse.

[03:36:17] We went over that already.

[03:36:20] I'm sorry.

[03:36:21] It's like in the lax.

[03:36:22] Like ocean and beach.

[03:36:24] Ooh, beach.

[03:36:25] Okay.

[03:36:26] Ooh, sea gals.

[03:36:27] Let's see here.

[03:36:28] I'm going to move.

[03:36:29] It's got to be this one. It has to be.

[03:36:31] Just give me that hate.

[03:36:32] No.

[03:36:33] Fuck.

[03:36:34] Is it poems?

[03:36:35] You made the mood.

[03:36:36] Think back to earlier what we did.

[03:36:39] The horse.

[03:36:40] Can you remember five minutes ago?

[03:36:42] the attacks we looked at there was one of you made okay so it's not the

[03:36:52] point though oh my fucking god you're tunneling you're there's one piece that

[03:36:56] you keep overlooking you know what you're going this one right here I got a

[03:37:03] I gotta gourd something.

[03:37:05] I gotta gourd my horse.

[03:37:11] It's not even defending your night.

[03:37:13] Wait, why?

[03:37:15] It's not even defending your night.

[03:37:17] You don't give him toys or no.

[03:37:19] I'm not kidding.

[03:37:21] I'm not kidding.

[03:37:23] I'm not kidding.

[03:37:25] I'm not kidding.

[03:37:27] I'm not kidding.

[03:37:29] I'm not kidding.

[03:37:31] It's coming my stomach.

[03:37:33] You can work on that next.

[03:37:36] Why can't I do that?

[03:37:37] Oh, I just want the gummy bears.

[03:37:39] It's like, this is like, I don't get it.

[03:37:42] Do you understand it?

[03:37:43] No, it's not easy.

[03:37:44] OK, let me help you.

[03:37:45] So forcing moves.

[03:37:48] You showed me a check earlier, but you

[03:37:50] couldn't do it because a piece could take you.

[03:37:53] And then we got rid of that piece.

[03:37:55] So you can still find the check.

[03:37:57] Yes.

[03:37:58] So you're a.

[03:37:59] What was that for defending?

[03:37:59] There was a square that you wanted to go to.

[03:38:01] right where it is. Well he's gone now so my bishop is your bishop is there. What was your

[03:38:06] expert? I was a bishop. So in this position when we were looking at this before we took this we were

[03:38:13] like oh we looked at all the news right? There was a rough community looked at what was it?

[03:38:18] It was that one. No that's my work. Yeah your rough move. They're kidding.

[03:38:26] Right that's what it was. What was the move? It was right here. Okay good and why didn't

[03:38:31] this work? Because of the fact that there's pawns around it and it's guarding the king.

[03:38:35] Are you guessing? No, I thought that's what- oh, because- oh, you can take it, you can take it.

[03:38:39] Yes, yes. Okay. Also, now you're recommending I stay there. Well, what happens? So then,

[03:38:43] the last two news, you took my bishop. So I took your bishop, you can fuck out of here.

[03:38:47] Yeah, and then I did this, because my knight's under attack, and now it's your turn to move.

[03:38:51] Okay. And what is this? So, this right here,

[03:38:55] is- I can try to take your king, but relatively you're probably going to take it.

[03:38:59] The only problem is guess what?

[03:39:01] The end's over.

[03:39:02] Okay!

[03:39:03] The reason for that being is I finally realized, is if you're huge, first of all, you're gonna have to take it.

[03:39:08] But if you take it, my horse will get sick.

[03:39:10] If you don't take it, I'll get you.

[03:39:12] Okay! So this is...

[03:39:15] Checkmate!

[03:39:17] Here we go!

[03:39:18] Do something! What would you do here?

[03:39:20] Well, I would resign and jump out your window.

[03:39:22] Oh! My fucking legend!

[03:39:24] I wouldn't get my fucking...

[03:39:26] Okay, so I'm sorry, the one thing that's really throwing me off right now, the only thing is the pawns.

[03:39:31] So, why don't we use some pawns? Let's give you some undamaged pawns.

[03:39:34] Actually, you used to call me as pawn.

[03:39:36] That's not very nice. Yeah, I saw you was...

[03:39:38] Can you give us a play? No, it's coming to J.C. to play it.

[03:39:40] You used to play three apples.

[03:39:42] Three apples?

[03:39:43] I don't know what that means. It's just a three apple store.

[03:39:45] Don't worry about it. He doesn't even know how to speak English.

[03:39:48] Yeah. I'm gonna give you something...

[03:39:52] I can see you're struggling with the pawns.

[03:39:55] So, let's give you a little, oh wow, these are quite advanced, um, you know what, I'm

[03:39:59] just gonna set a nice one up for you.

[03:40:02] Am I doing good?

[03:40:03] Yeah, we'll do one, and then we can play.

[03:40:08] I gotta verse it, yeah, I gotta verse you or someone in the house, I'm like, I'm doing

[03:40:11] good.

[03:40:12] Yeah, I think you need to first learn a little bit more in the face.

[03:40:16] You need to be on all my shoes.

[03:40:17] Yeah, we can do team, we can see who's alive, we can chat, but honestly, even

[03:40:20] a viewer, we can play.

[03:40:21] Oh!

[03:40:22] Okay.

[03:40:23] if there's anyone low enough.

[03:40:26] Oh, okay, we haven't gone over to castling.

[03:40:31] Pond, so what confuses you about ponds?

[03:40:34] How do you move?

[03:40:35] No, we haven't, we're not there yet.

[03:40:38] You may have too many ponds.

[03:40:38] Have you ever had protein pretzels?

[03:40:40] I feel like all the protein stuff

[03:40:41] are just kind of a scam, no?

[03:40:44] No.

[03:40:45] It's not actually real protein.

[03:40:47] Yeah, you have a car, you drive?

[03:40:49] Yeah, I love driving.

[03:40:51] I don't know why I have to drive.

[03:40:53] What's quite out of the question that's a good question but a little one than the Tesla

[03:40:58] the uh the need for yeah at least I don't really

[03:41:02] ask you guys I'll just keep those here

[03:41:04] okay I got yeah that's cool I got a bike too oh I feel like 61 else per hour

[03:41:10] oh it's dangerous that's sort of dangerous not worth it

[03:41:14] you ever see the new mean that they got on twitch chat it's for walking it's uh from family guy

[03:41:18] What's his name? American Dad?

[03:41:20] Oh, Tom Tucker, Slob Worsham Walk?

[03:41:22] Of course I know that.

[03:41:24] Do we have Kevin Giest?

[03:41:26] Nope. Who is he?

[03:41:28] You left your hoodie on by...

[03:41:30] Ah, yeah! Yeah!

[03:41:32] Oh, Kevin.

[03:41:34] Nope. Are you getting tired?

[03:41:36] Oh, I'm perfect. I can just fuck up for hours.

[03:41:38] This is all you.

[03:41:40] Trust me, like, whatever you think

[03:41:42] you're ready to leave, you let me know.

[03:41:44] We could do this the rest of the day.

[03:41:46] I'm gonna go down to two viewers.

[03:41:48] I'm gonna win your tournament.

[03:41:50] No, I honestly, this is what I wanna hear.

[03:41:52] I'm telling you...

[03:41:53] We've got a lot of things we can go over through all the roles of the game.

[03:41:56] Click this right now.

[03:41:58] When I win, it's your tournament, right?

[03:42:00] Uh-huh.

[03:42:01] When I win your tournament,

[03:42:03] we're gonna look back at this right now,

[03:42:05] and we should celebrate with them,

[03:42:07] like we should gamble.

[03:42:08] Oh, no, no, no.

[03:42:09] Why don't we take your car,

[03:42:11] and then I drive the bike.

[03:42:13] You drive the car and trail behind me.

[03:42:17] Like, and then you're gonna get like,

[03:42:19] kind of like a, we look like we're mom.

[03:42:22] Oh, and then we're like, crawl apart.

[03:42:24] Yeah, yeah, do you have any of that?

[03:42:27] You're not fucking Harley.

[03:42:29] Harley Davidson?

[03:42:30] You know, I've got a Harley leather jacket,

[03:42:32] I'll gift it to you, if you want.

[03:42:34] What?

[03:42:35] Yeah, but it might not fit.

[03:42:36] I had a Happily Studios fake leather.

[03:42:38] Ah, I think it's nice.

[03:42:40] Kind of overpriced too.

[03:42:41] I feel like this stuff is not nice for a price.

[03:42:43] It's okay.

[03:42:44] Okay, what happened?

[03:42:46] something is missing so this Bishop flew off.

[03:42:49] We're going to be sure.

[03:42:50] Yeah, we're going to cancel here.

[03:42:51] I like Rick Owens.

[03:42:52] I like Rick Owens.

[03:42:53] Yeah, but I have to tailor it because I'm so short.

[03:42:55] Well, tailoring is good.

[03:42:56] I have to tailor to other reasons.

[03:42:58] That's good.

[03:42:59] Oh.

[03:43:00] Okay.

[03:43:01] So, we'll go over the pawns.

[03:43:02] Are you still really confused about the pawns?

[03:43:04] No.

[03:43:05] I'm ready.

[03:43:06] Okay.

[03:43:07] I'm going to choose one.

[03:43:08] No, no, no.

[03:43:09] We don't show cancer.

[03:43:10] One recap of the pawns really quick.

[03:43:11] So, these are your pawns.

[03:43:12] Show me how to move.

[03:43:13] It goes to spots and go up here.

[03:43:19] Okay.

[03:43:20] Pond don't move diagonally.

[03:43:21] They can only capture diagonally.

[03:43:23] But they can go up twice if they want to.

[03:43:25] So let's say you go up twice.

[03:43:27] Yeah.

[03:43:28] Second?

[03:43:29] Only first move.

[03:43:30] You just guess things until you get them right.

[03:43:32] Yeah.

[03:43:33] I want you to like...

[03:43:34] I was always like a multiple choice.

[03:43:35] I would go...

[03:43:36] I would just see.

[03:43:37] You would always be see.

[03:43:38] Right?

[03:43:39] It would always be see.

[03:43:40] Or intergusting?

[03:43:41] It's never be.

[03:43:42] And if they give you all the above, do not choose that.

[03:43:45] Sure.

[03:43:46] Don't worry.

[03:43:46] There's like one in any.

[03:43:47] I liked when you took your SATs.

[03:43:49] Oh, no, I was fucked.

[03:43:51] Did you want to go to college?

[03:43:53] Not a student group.

[03:43:54] How many are you streaming by then?

[03:43:55] Yeah, I won FNCS my junior year.

[03:43:59] What's that?

[03:44:00] Basically, I carried my squad to a championship.

[03:44:02] We can watch more highlights of this.

[03:44:03] What's FNCS?

[03:44:04] Fortnite Competitions.

[03:44:04] Ah, you're a Fortnite player.

[03:44:06] I used to play.

[03:44:07] Got it.

[03:44:07] I was one of the greats.

[03:44:09] Oh, well, then.

[03:44:10] Once I retired, the game went downhill.

[03:44:12] I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like,

[03:44:15] I was like, yeah, I'm gonna be a guy.

[03:44:17] I'm not a guy.

[03:44:18] I'm serious.

[03:44:19] So what's your thing now?

[03:44:24] Yeah.

[03:44:24] That's okay.

[03:44:25] That's okay.

[03:44:26] We had that.

[03:44:27] Wait, we can't do that chest.

[03:44:29] Well, now I DJ more, because,

[03:44:31] right?

[03:44:32] Are you good at DJing?

[03:44:32] Yeah.

[03:44:33] What's up with DJing?

[03:44:34] Is DJing like the big thing?

[03:44:35] I don't really do it like that.

[03:44:37] But who's the guy, you know what I'm talking about,

[03:44:38] like John Summit?

[03:44:39] Yeah.

[03:44:40] Is he good?

[03:44:41] Is he good, yeah.

[03:44:42] Did you say massive?

[03:44:43] Like a DJ, massive DJ.

[03:44:44] Yeah, I didn't even know.

[03:44:45] No.

[03:44:46] No taker paid?

[03:44:47] No.

[03:44:48] Why do you know who he is?

[03:44:49] What?

[03:44:50] Wait, how old is the internet?

[03:44:51] Did you know who I was at all?

[03:44:54] Be honest.

[03:44:55] When I met you at Mr. Beast, I think we played chess.

[03:44:58] I didn't know who you were.

[03:45:00] Yeah.

[03:45:01] And then we played, and then my friend told me, oh, that's who I was.

[03:45:04] I said, oh, he looks different.

[03:45:05] Yeah.

[03:45:06] And I realized, I've only seen one photo.

[03:45:09] I love skating on the line, you know.

[03:45:11] No, you had like blonde hair and your hands were like this.

[03:45:14] I couldn't really recognize you.

[03:45:16] You look different.

[03:45:17] Yeah.

[03:45:18] I used to be pretty fat.

[03:45:19] No, but good for you.

[03:45:20] You've made so much progress.

[03:45:22] I don't actually...

[03:45:23] No, you've definitely made progress.

[03:45:25] I don't think I did.

[03:45:26] I think you did.

[03:45:27] No, thank you.

[03:45:28] It's good.

[03:45:29] There's the email.

[03:45:30] There's the email.

[03:45:31] Yeah, that's the one.

[03:45:32] You look like a completely different person.

[03:45:33] I think I have it...

[03:45:34] Where is it?

[03:45:35] Oh yes, right there.

[03:45:36] You see the painting?

[03:45:37] Oh yeah!

[03:45:38] But congrats on your progress. I'm sure you worked hard to get there.

[03:45:41] Yes, RETA does a lot.

[03:45:43] Have you tried the gym?

[03:45:47] Sorry, I was saving that one.

[03:45:49] I heard earlier you were taking RETA, so...

[03:45:51] No, that's lazy.

[03:45:52] Oh, really?

[03:45:53] Oh, you're not a RETA?

[03:45:54] No, there's actually RETA downstairs that you got.

[03:45:56] I've been at the gym every single day. They actually make fun of me.

[03:45:59] The gym on the patio? That's filled with dust?

[03:46:02] No, that gym actually doesn't move since we moved in.

[03:46:04] So what gym do you use?

[03:46:05] My friend, he's Nick's Ilya. Basically, the guy makes TikToks on me and all the comments are saying that I'm doing bad bitch workouts.

[03:46:12] Do you like hit thrusts in squats?

[03:46:15] That's right.

[03:46:16] Really?

[03:46:17] Yeah. How much do you hit thrust?

[03:46:19] The most?

[03:46:21] Like, what's on the bar?

[03:46:23] Usually, like, the most I did was in a phase video when we were in phase. I think it's on YouTube.

[03:46:29] Are you still in phase?

[03:46:30] No.

[03:46:31] Oh, is this not the phase house?

[03:46:33] Oh my god, you're really off the internet.

[03:46:35] No, no, no, no, look, I've seen people and I just don't really...

[03:46:39] Oh my god.

[03:46:39] I thought you guys were just...

[03:46:40] You're really off the internet.

[03:46:42] But is it...

[03:46:43] That's really good for you, you don't look on Twitter.

[03:46:44] I used to be on Twitch a lot.

[03:46:46] I was like chronically online and then I got depressed.

[03:46:49] Um, we started focusing on YouTube and then we did a podcast.

[03:46:52] I heard so much out here.

[03:46:53] I am. My brain was kind of going down.

[03:46:55] I was a streamer for like five years, but I had to stream when I feel like...

[03:46:59] But it's just that phase is over, you know?

[03:47:02] It's like over for good.

[03:47:03] Uh, they're doing their own thing and I wish them actually not even the best they could do nothing but great things with my crew.

[03:47:07] So yeah, he's just roommates. This is just your story.

[03:47:09] Yeah, we're gonna move out though.

[03:47:11] Oh, what the, what they call it?

[03:47:13] Are you gonna get new roommates?

[03:47:14] Uh, I don't know where he lives today.

[03:47:16] Are you gonna get maybe a mate?

[03:47:17] Yeah!

[03:47:17] I'll be in ice edition.

[03:47:19] You should get like a roommate mate.

[03:47:20] I can't believe how old the internet you are.

[03:47:22] Well, like, you know, we could all-

[03:47:23] That's fascinating.

[03:47:24] I feel like I grew up with the older generation of streamers like Ludwig and R&M.

[03:47:28] Fuck yeah, you're okay.

[03:47:30] That's great.

[03:47:30] He's a dork.

[03:47:31] Yeah.

[03:47:32] God, Jesus, door! He could never do what I do.

[03:47:35] You'd probably destroy your chest, too.

[03:47:37] Yeah. Your dreams.

[03:47:38] Yeah. No, he's good. But yeah, we stop streaming.

[03:47:42] Anyways, well, I still stream occasionally.

[03:47:46] Like, for special occasions like this.

[03:47:47] Oh, you're happy to say we're here today?

[03:47:49] Yeah, yeah. I'm happy. This is fun.

[03:47:52] Chat, are you guys having fun?

[03:47:54] Does your community like me?

[03:47:55] You think?

[03:47:55] Not really. I chose not to read chat,

[03:47:58] but I think I'm having a good time.

[03:47:59] Okay.

[03:48:00] Well, it's okay.

[03:48:01] I appreciate that.

[03:48:02] What do you call your community?

[03:48:03] We used to call them Votest Slavians.

[03:48:06] Oh, Votest Slavians.

[03:48:07] Yeah.

[03:48:08] I just want to say, you know, I'm trying my best and I'm sorry, I'm not educating anyone

[03:48:13] and honestly, I love you guys.

[03:48:15] Thank you for being here for me.

[03:48:17] Yeah.

[03:48:18] No, that's, honestly though, but no joke, like you guys playing chess, they'll bring

[03:48:22] lots of the game.

[03:48:23] Like drinksy playing chess was nasty.

[03:48:24] Like there's candidates going on, which is one of the biggest chess tournaments

[03:48:27] in the world and this is going to have like 10 times of viewership.

[03:48:29] Really?

[03:48:30] is obviously like a fraction of it. So we appreciate it. Okay, so pawns. Yes. Okay,

[03:48:38] before you know, you might need to write this down. Why don't you write this down? Because

[03:48:42] I want to see if you remember. Can you write to me how pawns move and capture?

[03:48:46] Pawns can move up one. You need to specify. Okay, pawns, okay, sure. Let's start with

[03:48:56] Okay, and now let's add like the sub-rules.

[03:49:01] Can I have these notes during the tournament?

[03:49:03] Yeah, that's not illegal.

[03:49:05] You can have a paper that tells you how the pieces move,

[03:49:07] but you're only going to have five minutes with five second increments,

[03:49:09] so you're probably not going to have time.

[03:49:11] Is it best to have three over game?

[03:49:13] It's double round route.

[03:49:14] Yeah, I guess you're playing both black and white pieces.

[03:49:17] But you will get only made in the first half.

[03:49:19] Whoa, whoa.

[03:49:20] No, no, no, no, you won't better up.

[03:49:22] Sorry, I meant to ask you to say...

[03:49:23] I'm going to get better for that one.

[03:49:24] If you don't win, but with how much progress we've made you'll win a game

[03:49:31] I know they're healthy, too. Oh fuck. They're non-GMO

[03:49:37] No, no, I'm gonna try one. Yeah, I'll go one

[03:49:41] You eat your one? I'll tell you

[03:49:43] Not, I don't seem like an air one. I'm kidding. Okay. Sorry. You said I could roast. I don't think your body fight is high

[03:49:50] What the fuck? I'm not even talking about that!

[03:49:52] That was my joke. Oh, okay. Sorry. You can roast me back. I'm just this is honestly you're you're not good at chess

[03:50:00] Honestly true. Oh, I didn't mean to be like that. It's okay. What are you part of your?

[03:50:08] Chilling chip I've been obsessed about no you can ever do you have a lot of titles like that?

[03:50:13] I'm not like the Grandmaster. See you have like a Grandmaster title so fortnight base. Go ahead. Yeah, my business

[03:50:20] So yeah, so he got him what I want.

[03:50:24] There's a FNCS tournament. It's a pretty big deal.

[03:50:27] 2019 one?

[03:50:28] It's definitely quite dated now.

[03:50:31] Millions of people trying to play.

[03:50:33] Millions of people trying to play.

[03:50:35] Why don't they have a prize one?

[03:50:37] Oh, they did. Oh, no, they did.

[03:50:38] $200,000.

[03:50:39] But you said you won $200,000.

[03:50:41] Well, that was a cash cop.

[03:50:42] That's like, that's like, I'm not a one-peat.

[03:50:44] I'm a two-peat.

[03:50:44] Yeah.

[03:50:45] Okay.

[03:50:46] And guess what he did with FNCS winnings?

[03:50:48] Please don't tell me you gambled them.

[03:50:51] Nope.

[03:50:52] I bought a pair of shoes.

[03:50:53] Oh my god.

[03:50:54] I'll probably not see them in my closet right now.

[03:50:55] But?

[03:50:56] How many times have you worn those?

[03:50:57] Three times.

[03:50:58] First special occasion.

[03:50:59] Must?

[03:51:00] I gave my mom the rest of the money.

[03:51:01] Really?

[03:51:02] Oh no!

[03:51:03] Are you crazy?

[03:51:04] Are you guys like a modeler?

[03:51:05] I'm on a fucking line.

[03:51:06] I had a 1050 Ti at the time.

[03:51:07] I got like a, what was that at a time?

[03:51:08] Like a 36 E's or something like that?

[03:51:09] I agree.

[03:51:10] Have you ever thought of your mom anything?

[03:51:11] Yes.

[03:51:12] I thought of my mom a house cash.

[03:51:13] A house cash?

[03:51:14] Mm-hmm.

[03:51:15] So, look at that.

[03:51:16] cash. So pay off. Oh, you got her house. That's what I gave with my first paycheck.

[03:51:21] It is. Seriously? Okay, good. Okay. And then I also retired her. That's so true. I gave her, like, three

[03:51:26] hundred grand. That was enough for her. Really? That's quite a dream. Well, I actually took it back.

[03:51:31] I didn't get enough likes on it so, yeah. Is she working right now? She's still working. Now she is, yeah.

[03:51:37] Okay, so she's retired. Well, no, I gave her two hundred fifty thousand dollars and then I think the

[03:51:42] I was like, damn, I thought this was going to be like 20 million views, so I tested it.

[03:51:49] I was like, off camera, I'm like, okay, I'm going to need it.

[03:51:52] So she's just flipping burgers now?

[03:51:53] Yeah.

[03:51:54] Of course, she's supposed to meet every day.

[03:51:55] Yes.

[03:51:56] Okay.

[03:51:57] No, she's just tired.

[03:51:58] Good.

[03:51:59] You're a little confused by me, huh?

[03:52:00] No, I'm not confused.

[03:52:01] I'm being serious here.

[03:52:02] Yeah.

[03:52:03] No, I believe you.

[03:52:04] Okay.

[03:52:05] I don't think you'd be lying about that.

[03:52:06] Well, the FNCS went into, tell her what else I want.

[03:52:09] We were talking about this.

[03:52:10] I'll tell you.

[03:52:11] Oh wait, I don't know.

[03:52:13] I'm sorry, I can't pick you seriously.

[03:52:15] I don't want to pick XO1.

[03:52:17] Oh, so all the people who win FNCS, and in this case, it's only four people could use in a squad.

[03:52:22] Four people! Four people! Four people!

[03:52:25] Hundreds of millions are beating!

[03:52:27] Hundreds of millions playing FNCS!

[03:52:28] Only four champions!

[03:52:29] Four people!

[03:52:30] And he won a pickaxe in the game that they took out of his inventory next season because he didn't mention it again.

[03:52:37] But he has it, but no one else had it though after he was born.

[03:52:41] You're kind of like me in the chess world, like we're just getting by, like we don't really

[03:52:45] have any significant accomplishments, but we're kind of there, like we're speaking through

[03:52:49] the back, like I relate to you.

[03:52:51] You would love to watch my highlights.

[03:52:53] Yeah.

[03:52:54] You'll, yeah.

[03:52:55] You'll probably tell me too, it's probably really good.

[03:52:58] Yeah.

[03:52:59] We'll watch those highlights after we learn something.

[03:53:02] All right, where were we?

[03:53:04] So Paul can move up one.

[03:53:06] You didn't finish writing down the other rules. Two more rules.

[03:53:09] And they can move up till in the beginning.

[03:53:11] Correct?

[03:53:12] What's the better way to say it in the beginning? Only on one move.

[03:53:14] What move?

[03:53:15] First move.

[03:53:16] Okay. We're going to write that down.

[03:53:17] Because when you write down, you remember.

[03:53:19] Can move...

[03:53:21] You need to get a word?

[03:53:23] It's okay.

[03:53:24] Honestly, if you're going to use the bathroom, I should slow down.

[03:53:27] I don't want to go back there.

[03:53:29] Okay.

[03:53:30] Okay.

[03:53:31] I want to move two on first...

[03:53:33] Oh god, we haven't taught anything.

[03:53:35] All right. Are you Spanish? No. Oh, I'm starting to mean what's Spanish. So let's say this is a position. This is a very fancy term, and passant.

[03:53:46] And is this the first move, by the way, the game? Only on the first pawn move.

[03:53:50] Oh, wait, is that Jesus? No, no, no. This is another rule. This is an add-on. Yeah.

[03:53:55] Yeah, honestly, don't listen to me words right now. I'm worried for you.

[03:53:58] Just pay attention to the board. Don't write this down.

[03:54:02] So, if your pawn passes through a square that my pawn attacks, like here,

[03:54:07] this is a one-attack. You can only do it on this turn right now.

[03:54:12] I can take your pawn magic and it like this. Disappears.

[03:54:15] What the fuck?

[03:54:17] Honestly, I'm not worried about this.

[03:54:19] Wait, what the fuck? How about...

[03:54:20] Hopefully this doesn't happen.

[03:54:21] Wait, so...

[03:54:22] Honestly, don't worry about this.

[03:54:23] I'm not assessing me out.

[03:54:25] Don't worry about this, just know that if it happens it's not a glitch.

[03:54:29] And honestly, we're not going to worry about that.

[03:54:31] So why are you teaching me it?

[03:54:32] Well, because I don't want you to freak out if it happens in a board.

[03:54:35] Just know that it's a one-in-a-time occurrence,

[03:54:37] and it can happen on the first movie of the decade.

[03:54:39] We're just going to take that knowledge we're going to remember,

[03:54:41] and we're just going to go back to the puzzle.

[03:54:42] Yes.

[03:54:43] OK.

[03:54:45] All right.

[03:54:46] Once you move, I want you to find the best move in the position.

[03:54:49] Start by giving me three candidate moves, which means what are candidate moves?

[03:54:54] a move that works, a candidate to itself.

[03:54:56] No.

[03:54:57] You just recycle what I said.

[03:54:59] When you attack two pieces at once.

[03:55:01] Don't use the notes.

[03:55:02] This is not on the notes.

[03:55:03] So say again?

[03:55:04] What are your candidates?

[03:55:06] So when I'm saying looking, okay, four same moves.

[03:55:08] Oh, oh, oh, oh, so four same moves.

[03:55:09] Four same moves where it's like,

[03:55:11] it makes you have to do it.

[03:55:12] Okay. And I get a piece.

[03:55:13] Which, what are those?

[03:55:15] Um, it's the Dallas.

[03:55:17] So we got, one of them is checks, right?

[03:55:21] Checkmate.

[03:55:21] Is it forced to move, because you're talking to King?

[03:55:24] And check committee.

[03:55:26] No, because it technically falls under check.

[03:55:29] Captures?

[03:55:30] We never talked about that.

[03:55:32] Well, we're going to show you.

[03:55:33] Captures would be essentially taking a piece.

[03:55:36] And any attacks, where you're attacking any piece.

[03:55:38] I'll set up.

[03:55:39] Basically, I'll set you up.

[03:55:40] Yeah.

[03:55:41] Sure.

[03:55:41] So I'm putting the trap down, because there's

[03:55:42] a big shield and a gold scar under it.

[03:55:44] OK.

[03:55:44] And you're going to show me all of those, all the candidate

[03:55:47] moves.

[03:55:48] OK, so the first one.

[03:55:49] How about three of them?

[03:55:50] So the first capture would be, well is this any piece or a piece that's specific that you want to capture?

[03:55:56] Um, I want you to pretend that you're playing a real game and you are looking for your best move, so I'm not going to tell you how you win.

[03:56:03] So is it illegal to go all the way up with the rook?

[03:56:05] No, so don't make the move, but tell me, okay that's one.

[03:56:07] So that would be one, because I can take your best shot?

[03:56:10] Correct.

[03:56:11] Um, this diagonal, I technically...

[03:56:14] Ooh!

[03:56:14] Can't take anything.

[03:56:16] Okay, but is there any other forcing moves it can do?

[03:56:19] It can... check?

[03:56:23] Okay.

[03:56:24] Right?

[03:56:25] That's one.

[03:56:26] Taking this check?

[03:56:27] Okay.

[03:56:28] Show me all the checks.

[03:56:29] That's one of them, with the bishop.

[03:56:32] You can't take this, can you?

[03:56:35] Um, you mean with the knife?

[03:56:37] Oh, I guess so.

[03:56:39] Mm-hmm.

[03:56:40] Two, three.

[03:56:41] Well, then I can't get enough.

[03:56:43] Wait.

[03:56:44] We want to do something with the bishop.

[03:56:46] Look at the entire diagonal of the bishop.

[03:56:47] you check the king on the diet. Oh yeah yeah yeah so I can check them all also here. Alright so you show me your first one

[03:56:52] moves. Where was the bishop? That was the one move? No. So the bishop can't change the

[03:56:57] dark script but okay. So you showed me three checks. Three checks, one piece.

[03:57:04] No, one more check left that you haven't found. Find it just for fun.

[03:57:08] Because this is fun.

[03:57:16] Can I go here?

[03:57:18] You can.

[03:57:19] Is that not going to check it, is it?

[03:57:20] Mmm, you tell me.

[03:57:22] Can you check?

[03:57:23] How does the knight check?

[03:57:25] This was the first thing we went over.

[03:57:28] I want to fight this. I want to eat it.

[03:57:31] The knight attacks how it moves so if you can't move in a way like oh so this

[03:57:41] is not checking the king right okay moveable I do it smaller cases no we've

[03:57:47] been over this the night three squares yes okay you know what I don't know

[03:57:53] that so can you tell me you know who you got fuck I believe in you it's not

[03:57:57] Not the night, not the night.

[03:57:59] Okay, so it's good luck.

[03:58:00] And you got the bishop and you already got this rook,

[03:58:01] so what was that for?

[03:58:02] It's the last rook.

[03:58:03] Okay.

[03:58:04] So, but the thing is, it cannot jump,

[03:58:06] if I do it here, I cannot jump all the way.

[03:58:10] So I, okay, so it would be here.

[03:58:12] Okay.

[03:58:12] Okay, great.

[03:58:13] Okay, so now out of all of these guys.

[03:58:15] Wait, this is kinda fun.

[03:58:16] Oh yeah, you're making progress.

[03:58:19] Okay, so out of all of these,

[03:58:20] which one would you say is the smartest?

[03:58:22] Yes.

[03:58:23] Well, personally speaking,

[03:58:24] It would honestly be for me here.

[03:58:27] Okay, so...

[03:58:29] Because, I don't even tell you why.

[03:58:30] Okay.

[03:58:31] Because now if you move him, I can take him with a rock.

[03:58:33] True.

[03:58:34] Correct.

[03:58:35] However, you can, so check, so run away from check,

[03:58:38] you can block, capture, and attack.

[03:58:41] I can't, sorry, block, run away, and attack.

[03:58:44] Oh, I know that song.

[03:58:46] I can play that on a piano.

[03:58:47] We're at the Conn Hick Concert.

[03:58:48] Yes, I know that.

[03:58:49] I have to.

[03:58:50] Really?

[03:58:51] Have you met him?

[03:58:52] Yeah.

[03:58:53] How was he?

[03:58:53] I was like, oh, well, I went up to my sugar cane and said, yeah,

[03:58:56] I love your album so much.

[03:58:57] Donda, It Saved My Life, Come to Life is one of my favorites songs.

[03:59:00] He looked at me, he went, come to life?

[03:59:03] I should have played that one.

[03:59:05] And I was like, no, no, no, I swear.

[03:59:07] And I was like, no, bro, I was like, your concert was amazing.

[03:59:10] Like, it did great.

[03:59:11] And he's like, appreciate it.

[03:59:12] And then Jason was like, oh, can we get a photo?

[03:59:14] Yeah, they ruined it all on me.

[03:59:16] He's like, that's the opposite of it, yeah.

[03:59:18] Did you ever get the photo?

[03:59:19] No.

[03:59:20] Aw.

[03:59:21] But I love him.

[03:59:21] He was so nice.

[03:59:22] I can't feel like we start that first do it all over again. Yeah. Oh you want 91 91

[03:59:28] I don't know. No, what's that right? Oh, it's a Friday Friday. Yeah

[03:59:36] Yeah

[03:59:38] Okay, so

[03:59:40] Ken so one of the three ways you can get out of check

[03:59:44] No, I see a question for you. I would probably

[03:59:49] Probably move your pawn, you can't, no, what the fuck, oh you move your bishop.

[03:59:56] Okay so show me, okay that's one way, good show me all the other, there's three more

[04:00:01] ways, all the way you can block tech, actually four ways.

[04:00:05] You can sacrifice the queen, yeah, good.

[04:00:07] Oh that's fucking romantic, and then, honestly, can you move your bishop?

[04:00:15] Actually there's a lot of ways, no.

[04:00:17] You can't move that. Oh, you can move your horsey horse right here

[04:00:21] Yeah, correct. Um, and then another way is

[04:00:29] Can you move this horsey horse? Yeah, where where would that be? Remember next can go backwards. Okay. Yes. Okay, so then

[04:00:39] Correct good

[04:00:41] You gotta remember where the pieces go. Okay

[04:00:43] And then the last one, or another one.

[04:00:51] The last two were kind of quick questions.

[04:00:53] Of course, again.

[04:00:54] Yeah? Yes? Good, one more left. So good. This is the best performance all day.

[04:01:01] He's actually improving, said Chet. It's learning.

[04:01:05] No, I guess what they do, they say it's...

[04:01:08] The last one's a little tricky. I'm a little confused on this one.

[04:01:11] No, they just say they call me it like it makes me like a confused. I'm like, what am I at this point?

[04:01:18] They call me a large I really don't that means

[04:01:23] There's one that's really fucking up. It's a it's a pawn. Is it a pawn? No, it's a so then what did I do?

[04:01:29] It's a queen you saw one of the queens, but there's another one wait what what you should meet

[04:01:33] No, not another queen on the brother's one more queen move. You showed me one queen move. There's another

[04:01:37] Yes, okay, great. So now you got

[04:01:41] That's a gummy bear. That's a gummy bear.

[04:01:43] Yeah, those were at all gummy bears.

[04:01:45] Oh, fuck yeah.

[04:01:46] That's why I brought the gummy bears.

[04:01:48] You're not allowed to eat those unless you finish the puzzle.

[04:01:50] Dude, I'm taking these because we are on conservation mode.

[04:01:54] We don't have that many left.

[04:01:56] Okay, so back to the position.

[04:01:58] I'm gonna put this here.

[04:01:59] So, is that move a checkmate?

[04:02:02] Or what is that?

[04:02:03] That's the move.

[04:02:04] That's okay.

[04:02:05] Do what you need to win.

[04:02:07] Um, it is not.

[04:02:09] Because you can move those spots, all those spots. So obviously that's a waste of a move.

[04:02:13] That's a check. That's a waste of a move. It's like, why would I do it though?

[04:02:16] It's like, you know, you're gonna put...

[04:02:17] I mean, sometimes, you know, if I'm lucky, the Queen, yeah, that actually means you resign,

[04:02:22] but luckily you're not playing in person chess.

[04:02:25] Holy fuck.

[04:02:26] So you don't have to worry about that.

[04:02:27] That's actually D-Globe right there.

[04:02:28] D-Globe?

[04:02:29] It's a speed game. He goes like this.

[04:02:31] Okay. Okay.

[04:02:32] That's what it means. It's called a D-Globe.

[04:02:34] It's an X-Witch E-Moe like thing.

[04:02:35] They basically speed you up like this, and they have to hit the E-Moe with it.

[04:02:38] If you remember chess, the way you remember in emotes, I really think you could be like 1500.

[04:02:44] Or some body track?

[04:02:45] No, elo.

[04:02:46] Is that good?

[04:02:47] That's really good.

[04:02:48] Okay.

[04:02:49] But right now we're probably 100 or 200.

[04:02:52] But I think if you can apply the same, like you can get obsessed with the game.

[04:02:57] So-

[04:02:57] Actually, I'm having a blast.

[04:02:59] Good!

[04:02:59] I'm learning this.

[04:03:00] Hell yeah.

[04:03:01] Um, I want you to find the checkmate in one move.

[04:03:05] So the only move that I cannot defend.

[04:03:07] So we went over all the ways you can defend checks.

[04:03:19] Don't make your move until it's final.

[04:03:21] Until you have 100% sure you've triple double checked.

[04:03:25] That's good.

[04:03:25] OK, well.

[04:03:26] I'm going to go to the water options.

[04:03:27] There's bad water.

[04:03:28] I'll go to the water.

[04:03:28] I'll go to the water after.

[04:03:29] I'll let you finish.

[04:03:30] Is it the horsey course?

[04:03:33] There's not going to be anyone to help you on the tournament day.

[04:03:36] You're such a trainer, like you're a tutor,

[04:03:40] they think it hurts, you need to give me the answer, right?

[04:03:43] Is there anything you have with discipline and day to day?

[04:03:46] Yeah.

[04:03:47] OK, you do it every day?

[04:03:48] Yes.

[04:03:49] Good.

[04:03:49] Every day.

[04:03:50] I tap into that.

[04:03:51] Yes.

[04:03:52] Discipline.

[04:03:53] It's just you and yourself.

[04:03:54] And you have to find the best for the city.

[04:03:56] And you can't make any other move

[04:03:57] unless you find the final best.

[04:03:59] That's going to be a little quicker, though.

[04:04:00] That's what you kept.

[04:04:02] Ooh, I do workouts a lot.

[04:04:03] I do workouts a lot.

[04:04:05] I got that one.

[04:04:06] Let's see here.

[04:04:07] I really do think it's this one.

[04:04:10] You can make a move when it's final.

[04:04:13] Yeah, yeah, I'm going to do that.

[04:04:18] Check.

[04:04:19] Okay.

[04:04:20] And the reason, go ahead.

[04:04:23] Good!

[04:04:24] So can I even take that?

[04:04:27] We're getting a game over, no?

[04:04:29] Yeah, technically I can't do that.

[04:04:31] I wouldn't hop in those.

[04:04:32] Oh, you can't fucking do that!

[04:04:33] That's what happened, but I like the excitement that you took it back. Okay, so this was checkmate. That was good.

[04:04:39] That was good. You found- Hooray!

[04:04:42] That was really good.

[04:04:43] Wow.

[04:04:44] Almost as there's a dummy bear, but because you ate too many of them, you don't get this one because we need to save them for the other puzzles.

[04:04:49] Okay.

[04:04:50] That was good. I'm gonna-

[04:04:51] I'm almost ready. I'm almost ready to verse that one.

[04:04:53] I think soon we could play-

[04:04:54] Who's my first competitor?

[04:04:56] We could play where someone was shot, or we could find someone alive if you want.

[04:05:00] Or you can-

[04:05:01] Oh, they see?

[04:05:02] Um, yeah, but he's free.

[04:05:05] Give me.

[04:05:06] Let me take some.

[04:05:08] I know you're not used to this Twitch era.

[04:05:10] We put people in a position where you know what a hate form is.

[04:05:14] Oh, doesn't sound really nice.

[04:05:15] No, it's perfect.

[04:05:16] So basically, he said, yo, Lacey, do you want to play?

[04:05:18] And he says, then we go, but me and you will just

[04:05:20] be like, whatever, I guess.

[04:05:22] And then the chat will pick up

[04:05:23] because they're like, here, social,

[04:05:25] and they'll go to his chat and be like, whoa, dude.

[04:05:27] Like, you're not going to play?

[04:05:28] Yeah.

[04:05:28] OK, we can do that.

[04:05:29] Have you ever seen me get slapped by Riley Martin?

[04:05:31] No, because, oh, it's happening to you!

[04:05:35] Oh, did you say something really stupid?

[04:05:37] Yeah, actually.

[04:05:37] What did you say?

[04:05:38] Damn, actually.

[04:05:39] That's what you said?

[04:05:40] That's what I said.

[04:05:41] Why did you get somewhere out of that?

[04:05:42] Uh, I don't know, but it's okay.

[04:05:43] You know why?

[04:05:44] I'm missing something.

[04:05:45] No, seriously.

[04:05:46] Or she's saying, why did you hit her?

[04:05:48] She's saying, why did he hit you?

[04:05:49] Yeah.

[04:05:50] But I'm not this hot off.

[04:05:50] Oh, okay.

[04:05:51] Oh, so you didn't say anything.

[04:05:52] That's what you did.

[04:05:53] But he was playing payphone.

[04:05:54] You don't payphone.

[04:05:55] If you see the payphone,

[04:05:55] maybe they want to say you payphone.

[04:05:56] It's viral.

[04:05:57] I'm at a payphone.

[04:05:59] I know the song.

[04:06:00] I made that song here.

[04:06:02] Moon Factor.

[04:06:03] Well, I would like to say I contributed to that.

[04:06:06] But basically, I have two years to file a lawsuit.

[04:06:09] So my two years coming up in June.

[04:06:11] Don't waste your money.

[04:06:12] Oh, no, no, no, I'm giving him papers.

[04:06:14] Yeah, I'm going to go to his gym.

[04:06:15] Actually, you're starting to.

[04:06:16] Yeah, on stream.

[04:06:17] I'm going to go to him, and I'm

[04:06:18] going to hand him papers from my lawyer.

[04:06:19] On June 3rd, because on June 4th,

[04:06:21] I believe this is two years.

[04:06:22] So I have two years to hand him papers, yes?

[04:06:26] Oh, I hope not.

[04:06:29] I love cork.

[04:06:30] No, don't take your time.

[04:06:31] Don't spend your time.

[04:06:32] It's not worth it.

[04:06:33] Have you ever been sued?

[04:06:35] No.

[04:06:36] No.

[04:06:38] No, I have nothing.

[04:06:39] I don't think that's the only casualty that happens, people.

[04:06:42] Yeah.

[04:06:43] No, yeah.

[04:06:43] Luckily I haven't crossed that road yet.

[04:06:45] Have you been sued?

[04:06:48] Did that just happen?

[04:06:49] That's like, that's down.

[04:06:52] Who knows?

[04:06:54] Anyways.

[04:06:54] Don't read out your notes.

[04:06:55] Don't read out your notes.

[04:06:57] Yo knows.

[04:06:58] Oh my god, dude, look at this.

[04:06:59] Hold on, you're paid?

[04:07:01] I don't have to be paid.

[04:07:02] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[04:07:03] I don't know why I don't have it on my phone.

[04:07:05] So like, there's like, hold on.

[04:07:08] Look, it's an email.

[04:07:09] Oh, that looks so much better than what I have on my screen.

[04:07:12] Yeah, so you can't see.

[04:07:13] I don't have that.

[04:07:14] Only 32 is?

[04:07:15] Only 32?

[04:07:16] Only 32.

[04:07:17] No.

[04:07:18] What about, uh, only 32?

[04:07:20] No.

[04:07:21] Uh...

[04:07:22] I need it.

[04:07:23] I really need to download it on my phone.

[04:07:25] Go off to the next one.

[04:07:26] Alright, so...

[04:07:58] It's not always going to be really exciting.

[04:08:00] 2020, 30, XS4 2020, it's a command in my chat.

[04:08:02] I went from averaging 20,000 viewers on Twitch

[04:08:05] to averaging 300 viewers,

[04:08:07] and I basically was going to take my life.

[04:08:09] I did put it back in the container.

[04:08:10] Yeah, so I handed it to him, not you.

[04:08:12] Oh, that was his bad piece.

[04:08:13] This is good. Look, they're not touched. These are not touched.

[04:08:14] Why do you do that?

[04:08:15] Sorry, you were saying you almost...

[04:08:17] Sorry, you...

[04:08:18] Oh, man, by the last one, I said,

[04:08:20] you know, man.

[04:08:22] This isn't...

[04:08:23] This isn't what I'm used to.

[04:08:24] I say, I don't agree with that. I don't know why church is so difficult.

[04:08:29] This is fascinating.

[04:08:30] I don't agree with that.

[04:08:33] I can't take it out. I'll take one.

[04:08:35] Thanks for the water.

[04:08:36] Okay.

[04:08:36] You know what? We can play online chess.

[04:08:38] I mean, how I make chess exciting is,

[04:08:41] or play really fast music, and play really fast chess one minute chess,

[04:08:45] and then it gets really dramatic.

[04:08:47] So you can play some online chess.

[04:08:48] Okay.

[04:08:48] But I think that I know about this good field of learning.

[04:08:51] I'm gonna call Jake.

[04:08:51] I got him. Watch this.

[04:08:53] Where are you going?

[04:08:54] I'm at public safety.

[04:08:55] I'm going to be on my way.

[04:08:56] Um, I'm sure you see, you might be busy.

[04:08:59] Supposedly I don't have to wait.

[04:09:02] Let me look.

[04:09:04] Yo, J.C.

[04:09:05] What's up, bro?

[04:09:05] Yo, what's up, bro?

[04:09:07] Yo, are you busy?

[04:09:08] Maybe in like 30 minutes, though?

[04:09:10] In 30 minutes?

[04:09:11] No, no.

[04:09:12] I challenge you to a 1v1 test game.

[04:09:16] Hey, I'm going to destroy you.

[04:09:17] No, you're not.

[04:09:18] I'm learning it.

[04:09:19] I'm with a grandmaster.

[04:09:21] OK, 30 minutes.

[04:09:22] I'm going to go for it.

[04:09:23] Stop!

[04:09:24] Wait, wait, wait!

[04:09:25] I'm going to get the weapons!

[04:09:26] Alright, he's out.

[04:09:26] Perfect.

[04:09:27] Oh yeah.

[04:09:28] Alright.

[04:09:29] Um, we'll need to figure out if I'm allowed to help you or not.

[04:09:33] Let's just hold it.

[04:09:34] We'll do one moment.

[04:09:35] Just keep keeping it.

[04:09:36] Okay, challenge them.

[04:09:36] I'll wait at the end.

[04:09:37] I'll wait at the end.

[04:09:37] Can you check right in the right one, Lou?

[04:09:39] We can...

[04:09:40] No, I don't...

[04:09:42] I don't have to...

[04:09:43] I don't know why you're not...

[04:09:43] I don't want to destroy you.

[04:09:46] No, no, no.

[04:09:46] But I'll...

[04:09:47] We'll figure it out.

[04:09:48] Can I...

[04:09:49] No, no, no.

[04:09:49] I think you're gonna have to play him...

[04:09:50] You're gonna have to play him. It's like I'll try to go through in between games. Okay

[04:09:57] Yeah, we'll get what we have 30 minutes to turn you into a champion

[04:10:01] But you have to have to be a simulation of the tournament day. So we have to play sure that yes, sir

[04:10:06] Okay, so

[04:10:08] It's my turn to move so ahead, but I want you to put yourself in my shoes. What do I do?

[04:10:16] Walk

[04:10:18] You give up. The game's over.

[04:10:21] Well, is it Checkmate?

[04:10:22] Yeah.

[04:10:23] Is it?

[04:10:24] I mean, wherever you move, I win.

[04:10:26] Okay, but is my king under attack?

[04:10:28] No.

[04:10:29] Okay.

[04:10:30] But wherever you move, I win.

[04:10:32] So this is called Spellmate.

[04:10:34] Oh, you just give up.

[04:10:35] It's a draw.

[04:10:36] It's a tie.

[04:10:37] Wait, why is it a tie?

[04:10:38] Because no one wins.

[04:10:39] Wait, why not?

[04:10:40] Because it's not Checkmate.

[04:10:41] How is it not Checkmate though?

[04:10:43] Because if you move your character right now, I can take my rook and capture you.

[04:10:47] What's the definition of checkmate?

[04:10:49] We didn't write this one down.

[04:10:51] Oh, you NEED checkmate before you can...

[04:10:54] You're... what makes a checkmate?

[04:10:57] I'm about to capture you.

[04:10:59] Wretched. Is the king under attack?

[04:11:01] No.

[04:11:02] Good. So, this is still me.

[04:11:04] There's actual still mates?

[04:11:05] Yeah, it happens all the time.

[04:11:07] I promise to you that if you're winning a ton of material, you'll probably steal me.

[04:11:10] Are you gonna get me some restart?

[04:11:12] It's just a draw.

[04:11:13] What the fuck?

[04:11:14] So what is the... I saw the guy, not 24, he's 6, 7, 8, 9, 9, you know that.

[04:11:19] You're not that off the internet.

[04:11:20] The guy played for 67 minutes, right?

[04:11:23] Oh, McCarty? Yeah.

[04:11:24] And it was recent.

[04:11:25] Yeah, but it wasn't a stalemate.

[04:11:27] Oh, was it? So why did he play for 23.7 minutes?

[04:11:30] He was point classical. He thought 67 minutes on one move.

[04:11:33] And he lost 6 minutes, right?

[04:11:35] He didn't make a good move, and then he blamed his second, which was the guy who did his prep because he missed the move.

[04:11:41] But we don't know McCarty.

[04:11:43] I'm just going over the rules. And then we're going to play a practice game.

[04:11:56] I'm not going to lie. I really think we'd be going to a park and maybe go there.

[04:12:01] Do they do duo chess?

[04:12:03] Maybe at elementary school we could find some kids.

[04:12:07] I mean, if you want a little game.

[04:12:09] Yeah.

[04:12:10] Yeah, what else?

[04:12:11] I don't know.

[04:12:12] Like, a nice dino?

[04:12:13] A dino?

[04:12:14] Hard of him.

[04:12:15] Yeah.

[04:12:16] The guy, the one who captures the others.

[04:12:18] Oh!

[04:12:19] Yeah.

[04:12:20] I'm sure that's the same guy.

[04:12:21] Yeah.

[04:12:22] Isn't there a guy who does that?

[04:12:23] That's Chris Hansen.

[04:12:24] You have a good team so much?

[04:12:27] No, no, no.

[04:12:28] They could use you, like, bait for one of these.

[04:12:31] Like, have you ever tried at the compost then?

[04:12:34] Yeah, a little bit.

[04:12:35] I've tried.

[04:12:36] That could be a good calling for you.

[04:12:37] Really?

[04:12:38] with your identity and finding the purpose of it, so.

[04:12:41] Right up on.

[04:12:43] Wait, you gave me the black piece.

[04:12:45] Oh, sorry.

[04:12:47] What?

[04:12:48] Sorry, I missed it.

[04:12:50] I thought Chatham was to you.

[04:12:52] I'm just kidding.

[04:12:53] Can I get a gummy bear?

[04:12:55] I've got to explain to Matt.

[04:12:56] After...

[04:12:58] Soon.

[04:13:00] Very soon.

[04:13:02] Yo, Chatham, off time or on time, I'm not trying to be an ad on TikTok,

[04:13:05] but it's nerve-wracking work.

[04:13:07] I swear, I swear, I mean, I mean, it's nice, they're better than like Celsius, because you don't like that shit, but like it low-key hits me instantly.

[04:13:17] Good.

[04:13:18] It feels good.

[04:13:19] Good.

[04:13:20] We can have one on the term of the day.

[04:13:22] I'm thinking of Narrogan.

[04:13:23] They should sponsor you.

[04:13:24] They're sponsoring Chess.com.

[04:13:25] Really?

[04:13:26] Yeah.

[04:13:27] They're partnering with Chess.com.

[04:13:28] Do they sponsor them?

[04:13:29] They should.

[04:13:30] They have a connection.

[04:13:31] I have a connection.

[04:13:32] I can connect you with them.

[04:13:33] Really?

[04:13:34] You have to like actually be good at chess first.

[04:13:35] which you're getting there

[04:13:37] you are going to

[04:13:39] uh... actually this picture

[04:13:42] that's when you should

[04:13:44] look

[04:13:45] before i play i think that you just a couple principles okay

[04:13:48] so

[04:13:49] you can

[04:13:50] it's that you've got a lot of my principles

[04:13:54] why don't you tell me what you think i should do with my prayer

[04:13:57] but i don't know

[04:13:58] sure to make it fair we can talk about it if i can beat you with

[04:14:01] just once

[04:14:02] stop

[04:14:03] That's right! This will be fine.

[04:14:04] That's physically impossible.

[04:14:06] Let's give it a try!

[04:14:07] That's physically impossible.

[04:14:08] I've said it, this is three minutes. That might be too fast.

[04:14:10] It's okay, we have a 30 minute time.

[04:14:12] That's a lot.

[04:14:12] No.

[04:14:13] You know what?

[04:14:14] Okay, principles?

[04:14:15] You want to...

[04:14:16] This is quickly possible. Go ahead.

[04:14:17] Oh yeah? We'll take it.

[04:14:18] Go ahead. We'll take it.

[04:14:18] Hold on.

[04:14:19] You want to go first? I'll let you go first.

[04:14:20] That's illegal.

[04:14:21] Of course! I know.

[04:14:22] It's a rule of the game.

[04:14:24] Alright. Good luck.

[04:14:28] After this, we are going to go over the principles.

[04:14:31] And if you lose on time, you lose the game.

[04:14:34] OK?

[04:14:36] You have to press the clock with the same hand

[04:14:38] and you touch the piece.

[04:14:38] Wait, why?

[04:14:39] It's just the rules.

[04:14:40] OK.

[04:14:41] I just have pawns.

[04:14:41] So I literally have nothing I can do.

[04:14:44] This is like actually impossible.

[04:14:46] You'd have to give me every single piece.

[04:14:51] Illegal move.

[04:14:52] Wait, why?

[04:14:53] There's no.

[04:14:53] So the bishop is this is a light square bishop, right?

[04:14:56] It's not on the side.

[04:14:57] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[04:14:59] Luckily, on Tuts.com you get the little circles.

[04:15:03] Like, you know what's funny? When you played with Jason Malina at Mr. Beast,

[04:15:06] like, you were making a lot of the-

[04:15:08] Hey, you can't touch my moves.

[04:15:10] Oh, sorry. You were making a lot of illegal moves, and I really thought it was like,

[04:15:14] you trolling, but I realized you just-

[04:15:17] You're running out of time. You're doing all this nonsense talking.

[04:15:20] I have extra 10 seconds on you.

[04:15:21] That's fine. You can have the extra 10 seconds.

[04:15:23] What was I going to do for you to give it to Tuts?

[04:15:25] I'll win on time, probably, because I can't win on the board.

[04:15:27] You're offering me a trade.

[04:15:28] Go ahead, I'm waiting.

[04:15:29] Let's go!

[04:15:30] Oh, my.

[04:15:31] Ooh, smart move.

[04:15:32] Let me see.

[04:15:33] So, you know what?

[04:15:34] You know what?

[04:15:35] You usually don't want to give your bishop for a pawn, but now you're giving it for free.

[04:15:39] Initially, you were going to get a pawn for it, but now I'm just going to take it.

[04:15:42] You can take it.

[04:15:43] I don't want it.

[04:15:44] I wish I at least had a rook.

[04:15:45] Like, this is actually impossible.

[04:15:46] Yes, so that was a setup.

[04:15:47] Yeah.

[04:15:48] So, you're offering me a trade.

[04:15:49] You're offering me a trade.

[04:15:50] You're offering me a trade.

[04:15:51] Go ahead, I'm waiting.

[04:15:52] Let's go!

[04:15:53] Oh, my.

[04:15:54] Ooh, smart move.

[04:15:55] Let me see.

[04:15:56] So that was the setup.

[04:15:57] I don't know if you know that.

[04:15:59] Luckily, you've got 10 pieces on me.

[04:16:04] Actually, not 10.

[04:16:05] Hey, the game is yours.

[04:16:06] You don't have that much time left.

[04:16:08] You're right.

[04:16:09] I'm going to have to learn time in a few minutes.

[04:16:13] You have all the pieces in the world.

[04:16:26] Moving the same piece twice and backwards is a really good opening principle.

[04:16:33] If only someone offered to teach you what to do in the beginning of the year.

[04:16:36] Don't worry about it.

[04:16:37] Oh, we should do Jody Castle, but we'll get to that next.

[04:16:42] Okay, remember you're trying to win.

[04:16:46] I'm ready to win.

[04:16:47] Okay.

[04:16:48] I'll just, okay, cool.

[04:16:52] Right, so that's...

[04:16:53] That's fine. Take it, take it, take it.

[04:16:55] I don't want it. I don't want it. It's using me too much. I got this.

[04:16:57] Okay.

[04:17:02] Okay.

[04:17:06] HAHA!

[04:17:07] GOODBYE!

[04:17:09] Okay.

[04:17:09] CHECK!

[04:17:10] Alright, it is not check.

[04:17:12] We lost a knife, but that's okay.

[04:17:14] Usually you're up-

[04:17:15] I got this, I got this.

[04:17:15] Okay.

[04:17:16] You've given away three pieces, but that's fine.

[04:17:20] It's just my king, there's everything.

[04:17:25] Wait, what? Can I take you with this, to be honest?

[04:17:28] Nope, that's the label.

[04:17:30] Are you going horizontal, right?

[04:17:31] I mean, when you can capture, yeah.

[04:17:33] That's why I took your bishop that way.

[04:17:35] We have a lot to go over here.

[04:17:39] OK, don't lose your queen.

[04:17:46] But you can't move.

[04:17:47] That's not local.

[04:17:49] I'm going to be actually trying if you want.

[04:17:51] Give me a little bit of an actually time.

[04:17:52] I'll press my clock for a little bit.

[04:17:53] You have 50 seconds.

[04:17:55] I have one minute forty-one.

[04:17:57] Did they know that move right here?

[04:17:59] Literally anything except giving your pieces of good.

[04:18:01] Okay? Alright?

[04:18:03] I'm gonna tape.

[04:18:13] I should have taught you how to cast.

[04:18:15] I don't need that.

[04:18:17] Next time I'm not gonna listen to you what I'm gonna just teach you.

[04:18:19] Game over.

[04:18:21] Okay? It's not in check.

[04:18:23] That's an illegal move, okay? Make another move. Pawn's here.

[04:18:26] Wait, why can't you do that?

[04:18:27] Oh, you can, but this was illegal, right?

[04:18:31] Okay, good. All right, I'll let you do that.

[04:18:34] Let's...

[04:18:35] It's getting dangerous.

[04:18:36] For real?

[04:18:38] Yeah, I mean, I've started with only pawns,

[04:18:41] but you've lost all of your minor pieces.

[04:18:47] Okay, it's really good to play just with your king

[04:18:49] when you have a queen or two rooks.

[04:18:52] Okay.

[04:18:56] I'm gonna go backwards a little bit.

[04:18:57] Yeah.

[04:18:58] Good!

[04:18:58] That was the best move you did the entire game.

[04:19:00] That was good.

[04:19:02] Oh, your fault.

[04:19:03] I'm in trouble.

[04:19:04] Wait!

[04:19:07] Check.

[04:19:07] Good.

[04:19:08] Okay, I'm gonna escape.

[04:19:09] See if you can find a way to checkmate.

[04:19:10] So I had 15 seconds.

[04:19:12] Technically, we would have lost this,

[04:19:13] but I'm gonna give you an extra.

[04:19:15] That's illegal.

[04:19:17] Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

[04:19:18] why can't you go there?

[04:19:19] I don't think you can go anywhere.

[04:19:20] Can you go on a score that's under attack?

[04:19:23] Okay, so if it's near a player I care. Yeah, you can't go on a score that's a tack

[04:19:28] Technically would be on time, but we don't have to you know, let's just let you finish the game

[04:19:33] The game's over. So the reason it's over is because all I gotta do is

[04:19:40] So okay, so I just need to make you run away from this you're gonna keep moving

[04:19:44] So the trick is, I go here, I take that.

[04:19:48] How do ponds take?

[04:19:49] Oh they can't work on it, okay so diagonal.

[04:19:51] You have it in the next.

[04:19:52] So you're going to go up one.

[04:19:53] Okay.

[04:19:54] Can I do that?

[04:19:55] Yeah.

[04:19:56] Okay.

[04:19:57] I'll go up one again.

[04:19:58] You got three minutes.

[04:19:59] No?

[04:20:00] It's not a crime to think on your time.

[04:20:03] Yes, sir.

[04:20:04] I don't know what the clock is for.

[04:20:06] But it's okay, I feel really good right now.

[04:20:07] So, nine.

[04:20:08] Okay.

[04:20:09] That's fine, you can have that.

[04:20:10] Enjoy it.

[04:20:11] I'm excited with only ponds.

[04:20:13] I have four or five pieces left.

[04:20:18] Okay, six.

[04:20:20] Yeah.

[04:20:23] Okay, that's good.

[04:20:31] Okay.

[04:20:33] Woo!

[04:20:39] You know it's over.

[04:20:41] No, it's over, check.

[04:20:43] Okay.

[04:20:44] I like your side of it.

[04:20:46] What?

[04:20:48] Okay?

[04:20:49] Wait, you, what?

[04:20:50] I can go there.

[04:20:51] I can do that.

[04:20:59] Oh, fuck.

[04:21:00] Okay, do I want that?

[04:21:01] I mean, I mean, yeah.

[04:21:02] I mean, fuck.

[04:21:04] Can I see this one, please?

[04:21:05] Oh, my God, my God, my God, this is weird.

[04:21:08] Okay, get that out of here.

[04:21:10] Okay.

[04:21:11] All right, that was a legal phone.

[04:21:17] Wait, wait, wait.

[04:21:18] Your book was the phone.

[04:21:19] Did I not take the phone?

[04:21:20] Yeah, the book kept up.

[04:21:22] Someone said, yeah, we see you losing to phones.

[04:21:24] So this is not going to win. It's over.

[04:21:26] We're almost there.

[04:21:32] Get it closer.

[04:21:39] Okay.

[04:21:41] Okay?

[04:21:42] You didn't check that move?

[04:21:44] How have we learned anything?

[04:21:46] Game is fucking over!

[04:21:49] Give over!

[04:21:51] Okay?

[04:21:52] You need to check mate to win.

[04:21:54] How do we do that?

[04:21:56] You can do anything you want.

[04:21:59] Okay?

[04:22:00] Okay.

[04:22:01] Okay.

[04:22:02] Okay.

[04:22:03] Okay.

[04:22:04] Okay.

[04:22:05] Okay.

[04:22:06] Okay.

[04:22:07] Okay.

[04:22:08] Okay.

[04:22:09] Okay.

[04:22:10] As long as it's legal. That's not legal.

[04:22:16] What the fuck, mom?

[04:22:17] You know the rules.

[04:22:18] No, I thought you could do it anywhere, no?

[04:22:20] Except...

[04:22:21] So I can only go up.

[04:22:22] Yeah, because my king is attacking here.

[04:22:24] I only have one piece.

[04:22:26] It's not much.

[04:22:27] Wait, boss.

[04:22:28] Your rook was under attack.

[04:22:30] Okay! He's doing something!

[04:22:33] Is there gonna be a queen?

[04:22:35] Oh no, I have to do this one.

[04:22:37] first that was illegal again you grab yourself you don't get me okay but can

[04:22:50] you find the trick me you got one minute and this time I'm not giving you

[04:22:54] extra time

[04:22:56] He's got a rook and a queen, but he has 50 seconds.

[04:23:11] Oh my god, it's a quadrant.

[04:23:13] You got to figure out the quadrant trick.

[04:23:16] It's not a quadrant.

[04:23:17] It's not mad.

[04:23:18] Oh!

[04:23:19] Wait, what?

[04:23:20] You can't do that.

[04:23:21] It's illegal.

[04:23:22] Oh my god, you're going to be even by time.

[04:23:23] You're cheese.

[04:23:24] This is cheese.

[04:23:25] cheese this is cheese. You have 40 seconds. Don't fly.

[04:23:38] He left the sun offended. Oh really? I'm gonna have to give you more time.

[04:23:44] Okay. I'm getting a little bit worried.

[04:23:49] That was all thing, Gigi!

[04:23:51] Cause that was made!

[04:23:55] You can't do that.

[04:23:56] Here, you know what?

[04:23:57] Okay, the time ran out.

[04:23:58] No, no, it didn't.

[04:23:59] I've got it.

[04:24:00] Was that a legal move?

[04:24:01] No, it wasn't.

[04:24:02] It's actually legal back.

[04:24:03] Okay, I'm just gonna have to move back.

[04:24:04] Oh, sorry.

[04:24:05] Okay.

[04:24:06] I'm gonna let my cough run for a little bit.

[04:24:08] Alright, so we don't need the time.

[04:24:10] Okay.

[04:24:12] Ooh!

[04:24:13] Oh god, I think I'm winning now.

[04:24:20] I think he lost.

[04:24:23] I don't know how he lost this.

[04:24:25] He lost, he lost, he lost.

[04:24:27] There was so many ways.

[04:24:29] Oh god, this was so bad.

[04:24:31] He lost.

[04:24:33] That's illegal.

[04:24:35] I don't even know how to explain this.

[04:24:37] I don't even know how to explain this.

[04:24:39] I don't even know how to explain this.

[04:24:41] I don't even want to beat you.

[04:24:43] No, no, you should win.

[04:24:45] You're not going to win. Don't be easy on me.

[04:24:47] We have a lot to fill over.

[04:24:49] That's illegal.

[04:24:51] You're only going to have to stay.

[04:24:53] Is that stall me?

[04:24:55] No, because you're a kinghouse square.

[04:24:57] He's going to stall me. He can't move.

[04:24:59] What the fuck? There's mine there.

[04:25:01] Your king is the only one that can get stalemated.

[04:25:03] Okay.

[04:25:05] Oh, I lost.

[04:25:07] Oh, I lost.

[04:25:09] You have a thing, you got me?

[04:25:10] Yeah, you gave me every single one of your piece.

[04:25:13] All right, well, let me see if I can get that.

[04:25:14] That's my queen.

[04:25:16] Where do I queen, go here, just queen.

[04:25:18] Maybe I will still meet you.

[04:25:21] It's your turn, though.

[04:25:22] Well, your time ran out.

[04:25:24] Is that out of the turn, though?

[04:25:25] Yeah, promotion is a turn.

[04:25:28] I think you still got this.

[04:25:29] That's illegal.

[04:25:30] Wait, why?

[04:25:30] I don't know.

[04:25:31] You tell me.

[04:25:32] Why can't you go there?

[04:25:33] Oh, it says maybe I'm in.

[04:25:35] Oh, god.

[04:25:36] I mean, we don't have to finish the game.

[04:25:37] No, no, no.

[04:25:38] There's no punch to go from chat.

[04:25:44] So it'll take a while, but okay.

[04:25:50] I don't even know why I'm playing this out.

[04:25:55] You're not going to win, I'm going to figure out what.

[04:25:57] Is there's no punch?

[04:25:58] Use the clock.

[04:25:59] When there's a wave, there's a wave.

[04:26:00] When there's a wave, there's a wave.

[04:26:02] That's true.

[04:26:03] Ah!

[04:26:04] I don't want to kill data.

[04:26:05] It's okay?

[04:26:06] Remember chat.

[04:26:07] I started with only palms.

[04:26:09] She kind of like be cool, but it's kind of...

[04:26:12] No, like this was supposed to be an educational match.

[04:26:15] Because if anyone tunes in they're like,

[04:26:16] why is she playing this position?

[04:26:18] This is clearly not helpful, but it was because he insisted.

[04:26:22] That's illegal.

[04:26:23] I can't go, oh my God, during the move.

[04:26:25] Oh my God, it's alright.

[04:26:26] So, does that keep, how do you check me with the queen?

[04:26:28] If you notice, I'm doing the dance.

[04:26:29] I'm copying every time you move.

[04:26:31] The queen is the powerful move.

[04:26:32] Yeah.

[04:26:33] I always tell you to check me with the queen,

[04:26:34] something you weren't able to do.

[04:26:36] But we're gonna learn it.

[04:26:38] This is a strat to check it with a queen.

[04:26:42] Isn't it cool?

[04:26:43] You just copy, you don't even have to think as a legal.

[04:26:46] Now you'll have one direction to run.

[04:26:48] That's also legal.

[04:26:49] How's that host diagonal?

[04:26:51] Maybe you'll remember this.

[04:26:54] Alright, awesome.

[04:26:57] We're gonna shake the corner.

[04:26:59] Let's see if we can figure it out after this.

[04:27:01] Okay, that's your, let's say now, no, let me bear on the line, okay, you're playing black,

[04:27:15] do not stalemate me, you've already lost all your pieces and you've already lost

[04:27:20] on time twice, so please do not mess this one up, okay, lack to move, do not stalemate,

[04:27:28] Please think how do you check me white?

[04:27:32] I can take as much as I know it?

[04:27:34] Yes.

[04:27:35] No reinterpret?

[04:27:37] No. Just do not spell me.

[04:27:44] She's like a puzzle.

[04:27:46] Easy.

[04:27:48] I'll tell you through it.

[04:27:50] If I move forward, you go up, I go to the angle.

[04:27:54] If you go there, I go out.

[04:27:57] and not stemming.

[04:27:58] What?

[04:27:59] I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding.

[04:28:01] Wait, why?

[04:28:02] You tell me, why?

[04:28:03] Wait, because if you go here, I get you.

[04:28:05] Yeah?

[04:28:06] Oh my god, it's an attacking phase.

[04:28:07] I'm a fucking...

[04:28:09] Pee! Oh my god!

[04:28:11] It's okay.

[04:28:13] Oh my god.

[04:28:14] I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding.

[04:28:15] Oh my god, oh my god.

[04:28:16] You got another chance?

[04:28:17] I'm just kidding.

[04:28:19] Okay, is that all right?

[04:28:20] Oh my god, bruh.

[04:28:22] There's a gap.

[04:28:22] You can solve this.

[04:28:24] If there's a will, there's a way.

[04:28:25] Don't look through your phone.

[04:28:26] You're not there yet.

[04:28:28] OK.

[04:28:28] Time to move.

[04:28:30] The trick is I don't move it.

[04:28:32] Yeah?

[04:28:33] I have to just move this.

[04:28:34] OK.

[04:28:38] I don't have to move.

[04:28:39] I just keep moving.

[04:28:41] Yeah.

[04:28:42] There you go.

[04:28:43] Well, maybe that's just something I'm not going to do now.

[04:28:45] Yeah, just take it a lot of time.

[04:28:52] Wait, oh my god.

[04:28:53] I fucked it up again.

[04:28:54] Wait.

[04:28:55] Wait, oh my god, I'm a fucking idiot.

[04:28:57] I gotta move back.

[04:29:00] Don't go back, please.

[04:29:02] Don't go back.

[04:29:04] No, because I don't want to steal me.

[04:29:07] All right, puzzles are,

[04:29:11] were you ever a kid,

[04:29:11] like they gave you like a Rubik's Cube

[04:29:13] or a little coin after something?

[04:29:14] No, they gave me Beyblades.

[04:29:16] Beyblades?

[04:29:17] Okay, so you have a problem, right?

[04:29:20] The thing that, yes, I have a problem.

[04:29:22] I think the thing that's fucking me up here

[04:29:24] is like trying to predict the attack was just a song

[04:29:26] that you can actually predict every single move I'm going to make because I don't have two moves

[04:29:31] so if you know my king is always going to do this

[04:29:34] all you have to do is figure out is there any way to place your pieces so that the meat

[04:29:45] this is like going to the white square

[04:29:46] uh-huh

[04:29:48] is that checkmate though?

[04:29:50] you should know, I don't know

[04:29:51] that's a stall again, because no matter where you go I mean

[04:29:54] What's the difference?

[04:29:55] Checkmate.

[04:29:56] What are you kidding me?

[04:29:59] I knew it, you're fucking with me.

[04:30:01] Okay, hold on, hold on.

[04:30:03] Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

[04:30:08] You got this, don't even check, you got this.

[04:30:10] Dummy bear on the line.

[04:30:11] Think about the dummy bear.

[04:30:13] What else can you do?

[04:30:15] Dude, this is fucking me, Eric.

[04:30:17] No, you're just getting in your head, you can do this.

[04:30:19] Oh!

[04:30:20] Oh.

[04:30:23] Is that defended?

[04:30:26] It has to be done.

[04:30:27] Y'all, this is actually stressful,

[04:30:29] because it's such an easy thing.

[04:30:30] I'm sure we'll do it.

[04:30:30] No, no, no, no, don't overthink it.

[04:30:32] You got this.

[04:30:32] Oh, my phone died.

[04:30:34] I'm gonna get a phone charger.

[04:30:35] It's okay, let's call this first.

[04:30:37] So, oh wait, here, how about,

[04:30:39] oh, okay, okay.

[04:30:40] I'm stressing right now.

[04:30:41] Let's logic through it out, right?

[04:30:44] So, you need to check the king,

[04:30:47] but you need to do it in a way

[04:30:48] where I can't capture you.

[04:30:49] Is there any way you can put your queen that will be defended so that I can't capture it?

[04:30:54] And you take all squares away from my king.

[04:30:57] Doesn't my king have anywhere to run right now?

[04:31:02] What did I say?

[04:31:04] I'm a fucking idiot.

[04:31:06] No, because I really like to do that.

[04:31:08] You're guessing again?

[04:31:10] I'm pulling hair.

[04:31:12] Okay, take one minute on the clock.

[04:31:14] Oh no, there's a timer.

[04:31:16] Okay, no timer.

[04:31:18] No time to watch it!

[04:31:20] Okay, so if I move the queen right there, I can't because you're gonna get me.

[04:31:24] It's over. It's over. I lost.

[04:31:26] Where? Where'd you say it?

[04:31:28] I'm gonna go G1.

[04:31:29] G1? Yes, correct. Okay, try another one.

[04:31:31] So if I move...

[04:31:33] What if I just spook you out? What if I go back?

[04:31:36] No. What if I touch it? It's over. It keeps over.

[04:31:38] Okay, so personally speaking, the queen can go anywhere.

[04:31:41] It can go full-on.

[04:31:42] So technically speaking, if I go here, that would be a checkmate.

[04:31:46] You're giving my king an escape right?

[04:31:50] It's viiiigggg.

[04:31:52] Dude, oh my God!

[04:31:54] It's making me mad.

[04:31:56] It's like a chest is a rage inducing game.

[04:31:58] I never thought it would be like this.

[04:32:00] It's like a chest filled with a lot of anger.

[04:32:02] Oh my God.

[04:32:03] But when you solve it, you feel so good.

[04:32:05] It's right in my face, isn't it?

[04:32:07] Don't worry, we have all the time in the world.

[04:32:10] There's no pressure. No one's watching.

[04:32:15] So we think good. I'm glad you're thinking take your time

[04:32:27] Drew it's always the movie your car actually right now. I can't move it because my phone's dead and my stuff is in my phone

[04:32:33] Here I can use this right? Yeah. I'll just plug it for a second

[04:32:39] Okay, it's all

[04:32:41] Well, grab what I turned around for you.

[04:32:44] Do you want me to help?

[04:32:46] No, no help.

[04:32:48] What would that be?

[04:32:48] Use everything you've learned today.

[04:32:52] The notes aren't going to help.

[04:32:53] It's in here.

[04:32:56] Fork.

[04:32:57] It's not a fork.

[04:32:58] You really want to pay?

[04:32:59] It's the honor.

[04:33:00] No, I'm going to sign it.

[04:33:01] It's no fun.

[04:33:05] You look like a fucking idiot.

[04:33:06] No, no, no, I don't.

[04:33:08] I don't.

[04:33:09] I'm a fat, 29% body fat dumbass, man.

[04:33:12] Who drove a short bus to school.

[04:33:14] I don't fucking know.

[04:33:16] You know what?

[04:33:17] You're fucking with me.

[04:33:18] It's not the queen of this movie.

[04:33:19] It's the king of this movie.

[04:33:20] And that's why I've been going crazy.

[04:33:23] Okay, I'm gonna move here.

[04:33:25] You know, we'll take this.

[04:33:27] It's fine.

[04:33:28] Doesn't matter how you get there.

[04:33:35] But, there'll be the game.

[04:33:36] Oh my god, the fuck you're singing with it.

[04:33:37] Oh my god, oh my god.

[04:33:39] Oh my god, it's making me mad.

[04:33:41] Wait, it's actually getting mad.

[04:33:44] Oh my soul, do you understand this?

[04:33:46] No. I don't.

[04:33:47] Why don't you come and try to find the checkmate?

[04:33:49] I'll look. Yeah, I can.

[04:33:51] Okay, Black to move. Checkmate in one move.

[04:33:53] I don't want to read my chat. They have to be said.

[04:33:55] Oh, I genuinely have no idea what's going on.

[04:33:57] No, no, no. Why don't you take a guess?

[04:33:59] Okay, so what are we trying to do here?

[04:34:00] Black is trying to attack the king so he has nowhere to run.

[04:34:03] So that makes it checkmate.

[04:34:05] So you check the king while taking all the surprises away.

[04:34:08] I don't know what you're saying.

[04:34:10] What do you mean by the move?

[04:34:12] I don't even know which way the king can move.

[04:34:16] I think I have to move the king now.

[04:34:18] Can you check way to king with another king?

[04:34:21] You never told me that.

[04:34:23] Logically, it's not possible.

[04:34:25] Can you check the king with a king?

[04:34:27] King's fight all the time.

[04:34:28] So can this king ever come near this king?

[04:34:30] Is this ever alive?

[04:34:31] Oh, is it?

[04:34:33] Because kings can't attack each other because it's illegal.

[04:34:37] The kings can never be next to each other. Never. Ever.

[04:34:41] Fuck my own god.

[04:34:44] This is like my brain, my fucking brain.

[04:34:46] So, this is fucking my brain.

[04:34:48] Don't worry, you got this.

[04:34:49] So, I've written, like, how do you like that?

[04:34:51] I'm like, I'm stroking my ass.

[04:34:53] So you're trying to move one of the black pieces to the white one.

[04:34:55] You're trying to check?

[04:34:57] Dude, I just, dude, the chat is all telling you.

[04:35:00] I don't know how to read it.

[04:35:01] You're getting in your head. You're getting in your head.

[04:35:03] It's okay.

[04:35:04] Luckily, you made one of them moves, and now there's multiple ways to checkmate.

[04:35:08] Okay, wherever I play, don't tell me, just finish the game, and let me lose at this point.

[04:35:13] No.

[04:35:14] We're gonna finish this.

[04:35:15] No, but if you want to win, show me.

[04:35:17] I can't win, I just have a king.

[04:35:20] Oh, someone ate it.

[04:35:21] Because if I go here, then you go up or side, because of the king, kill the king.

[04:35:29] Okay, so...

[04:35:30] Wait!

[04:35:34] One more, right?

[04:35:41] One more forward?

[04:35:44] What about this?

[04:35:49] Oh my god, you're going to kill my fucking bitch.

[04:35:55] Just do it.

[04:35:57] No, I can't capture it.

[04:35:59] Can I take this?

[04:36:01] What did we just say?

[04:36:03] So I think you this is not a pin because but I'm in check can I go anywhere?

[04:36:12] No, I captured

[04:36:15] So I can't run I can't capture a cat walk. So just tell me no

[04:36:19] So what you tell me my check under attack

[04:36:24] right

[04:36:25] If my king is under attack, and it can't move anywhere. Let's get over. Okay. So what is this?

[04:36:30] We have to call checkmate checkmate

[04:36:37] I think I confused you I did a check. Oh, I thought was it is this I

[04:36:44] Actually don't want to um

[04:36:46] Well, they should be happy for you. I'm not even kidding. I thought you have to check before you check me you do

[04:36:52] Do you think I did it? This is the check?

[04:36:55] I'm in check right now

[04:37:00] Right, so here I'm not in check.

[04:37:02] They're calling me scared.

[04:37:04] 85 IQ.

[04:37:06] Hey, don't listen to...

[04:37:08] Don't listen to... Don't leave them or take you,

[04:37:10] put yourself on the line.

[04:37:12] You're out here with your coming barriers.

[04:37:14] And you're an art... No, no, that's not you.

[04:37:16] And you have the art of war

[04:37:18] and you're sitting here studying chess

[04:37:20] on your Tuesday.

[04:37:22] So don't take that.

[04:37:24] They're saying I'm trolling.

[04:37:26] Don't leave that. It's okay.

[04:37:28] It's not good. That was actually a hard lesson. Can you guys be positive? It was...

[04:37:33] Oh my God!

[04:37:34] Can you actually try?

[04:37:35] Oh my God!

[04:37:36] Don't worry! What are you...

[04:37:37] I'm not kidding. That took so much brain power.

[04:37:39] That's okay. I need to move the car, right?

[04:37:42] Oh yeah.

[04:37:43] Okay. I'm going to move the car.

[04:37:45] Okay.

[04:37:46] I'll just reset my mental a little bit.

[04:37:48] And then we'll...

[04:37:49] Do you see anything?

[04:37:50] Yeah.

[04:37:51] Yeah.

[04:37:52] How's the gummy bear? You deserved it.

[04:37:54] Thank you.

[04:37:55] You're right there.

[04:37:56] Okay, don't worry because if we ever recap this, you're gonna get it.

[04:38:03] That's my struggle to remember.

[04:38:05] Okay, I'm gonna move my car. I do need a pee again. I don't know where to sit.

[04:38:10] Can I please use your backpack?

[04:38:12] When you come back with the car, grab a pee. Let me clean it.

[04:38:14] I'm glad.

[04:38:16] I thought if you flushed, it's fine.

[04:38:18] Yeah, we just need you to clean it.

[04:38:20] Okay, sure. I'll just find a bathroom on the way back.

[04:38:22] No, no, I'll just clean it.

[04:38:24] I have like the second anchor.

[04:38:26] Okay, I'll grab one for my car.

[04:38:28] Should I charge her the portable?

[04:38:30] I think I have enough. Yeah. Okay, I'll grab one. I'll do that.

[04:38:32] Okay.

[04:38:34] And then we can decide if you want to move to the PC.

[04:38:36] Yes!

[04:38:38] There is my bag.

[04:38:40] I want to see this bag.

[04:38:42] Great. I'm proud of you.

[04:38:44] Those work.

[04:38:46] I'm going to just take a quick break. You know, maybe let out some steam.

[04:38:48] Okay, sounds good. I'll be right back.

[04:38:50] Okay, so...

[04:38:52] What the fuck I look like a fucking idiot. Oh, I know like this is like, I know

[04:39:01] This one of those things are just like a fucking war on I know

[04:39:05] And I literally at the worst part is like even if I wanted to try and help you

[04:39:08] I literally couldn't even I don't know what's going on fucking chest ornament

[04:39:12] The only thing I got from that is that the horse is the only one that could jump over other people

[04:39:17] Don't show dirty your toilet is

[04:39:27] I'm cleaning it bro. I'm making sure a woman can use it. You know me bro. I'm a man who misses the toilet here and there.

[04:39:35] Drop a mate.

[04:39:37] Ok let's see bro. What do you actually learn?

[04:39:39] She learned I think can't go backwards night can only jump over people

[04:39:44] That's all I got bro. I literally told a fork is when you can do you can collapse

[04:39:53] Maybe a matter daddy she can still I come with no no no

[04:39:59] That's clean enough the right

[04:40:09] I'll just show it.

[04:40:09] No!

[04:40:12] It's pretty bad.

[04:40:19] Yay!

[04:40:20] Use the toilet cleaner.

[04:40:22] I don't have a toilet cleaner.

[04:40:24] I just use my fucking hands.

[04:40:29] Fuck, man.

[04:40:30] I might as well just show it.

[04:40:32] I mean, you're a little too dirty, right?

[04:40:34] That's not poop. That's like...

[04:40:36] Oh my god, oh my god.

[04:40:43] Yo, what's up bro?

[04:40:52] Yeah, yeah, yeah, can you give me like 5 minutes?

[04:40:56] My tutor's gotta come upstairs.

[04:40:57] She's not gonna help, don't worry.

[04:40:58] Don't worry

[04:41:04] No, he's not gonna help the whole time I just learned the last two hours

[04:41:10] Yes, and I'm struggling a little but I think I can beat you

[04:41:18] Yeah, go ahead go ahead go ahead

[04:41:22] Okay, okay, I'm ready

[04:41:28] They're staying learned in court stations.

[04:41:33] She went home!

[04:41:35] Wait, I should have washed my hands before I touched any pieces.

[04:41:39] You think she actually went home?

[04:41:42] No, it's not your shit here.

[04:41:44] Well, actually she took her bag before she went out there.

[04:41:47] She just moved in her car and she didn't need to take her bag.

[04:41:49] What does it mean?

[04:41:50] It means she doesn't trust us and she's taking her bag with her.

[04:41:53] Wait, she thinks I'm a fucking idiot.

[04:41:58] You know what, Rob? Maybe it's me.

[04:42:01] It's okay, bro. Don't say that.

[04:42:04] I'm embarrassed.

[04:42:06] Don't be embarrassed, bro.

[04:42:07] She's such a good chess player, and I'm sitting here like a fucking dingle-barrier.

[04:42:11] You know, but imagine her trying to get surged and put her team in a good position and build a surge base,

[04:42:15] and rotate first, moving with fucking no hard math.

[04:42:17] She can't do that.

[04:42:18] She can't get a fucking refresh.

[04:42:20] She doesn't want to go front and drop someone down after claiming the whole fucking front low.

[04:42:23] She can't do that.

[04:42:24] Right.

[04:42:25] Yeah, she right.

[04:42:26] She can't do a 75 meter pad and perfectly land on the right.

[04:42:29] Oh no! She can't!

[04:42:30] She can't!

[04:42:31] 65, yeah.

[04:42:33] She can't do that.

[04:42:34] Oh my god, you're right. She doesn't have an impulse height.

[04:42:36] She just doesn't have any idea.

[04:42:39] You're right, bro.

[04:42:42] It's been a while to move the car, little heat.

[04:42:46] She left.

[04:42:53] Hello?

[04:42:56] you were burning okay well i should have checked i did check

[04:43:02] well i would just

[04:43:03] I tried to use the other bathroom.

[04:43:26] AHH!

[04:43:26] Jesus Christ!

[04:43:28] That's fun!

[04:43:30] You got me there.

[04:43:31] We tried to find a different bathroom.

[04:43:33] There was no light, no toilet paper, and no toilet paper.

[04:43:37] I really thought you were just being dramatic, but thank you.

[04:43:41] Thank you.

[04:43:42] I really, I try to use the other ones.

[04:43:44] They're just such a lacking old, old-fashioned thing.

[04:43:47] I'm trying my best to do it.

[04:43:48] Oh, wow.

[04:43:49] The seat's cleaning up.

[04:43:50] Is it good enough?

[04:43:51] Yes, it's fine.

[04:43:52] It's great.

[04:43:53] Thank you so much.

[04:43:54] All right, I'm going to leave so it's not, yeah.

[04:43:55] There's toilet paper above

[04:44:01] She lives right in the building. Yeah, that's where the first thing she saw

[04:44:14] Can you shoot me? Hello? Who is that? I'm live streaming business

[04:44:19] Who the fuck is in our house?

[04:44:24] What's up, Caps?

[04:44:25] What can I do?

[04:44:26] What's up, dude?

[04:44:27] What's up, dude?

[04:44:28] I'm a tough master now.

[04:44:29] You all right?

[04:44:30] I'm out of first GC, yeah.

[04:44:31] Okay, good luck.

[04:44:32] Yeah.

[04:44:33] How's it going?

[04:44:34] Good, good luck.

[04:44:35] Good luck.

[04:44:36] I'm good.

[04:44:37] I'm good.

[04:44:38] I'm good.

[04:44:39] I'm good.

[04:44:40] I'm good.

[04:44:41] I'm good.

[04:44:42] I'm good.

[04:44:43] I'm good.

[04:44:44] I'm good.

[04:44:45] I'm good.

[04:44:46] I'm good.

[04:44:47] I'm good.

[04:44:48] I'm good.

[04:44:49] Are you ready?

[04:44:51] Yeah, I'm ready.

[04:44:53] I'm gonna say you look waist skinnier.

[04:44:55] I gotta get on this, huh?

[04:44:56] Low key, right?

[04:44:58] Of course, huh?

[04:44:59] Hello?

[04:45:01] It does.

[04:45:02] Okay, so...

[04:45:04] I'm on, I'm on, but the way to do it is...

[04:45:08] No, it does, it does.

[04:45:11] Okay, yeah, you push it in and then you twi...

[04:45:14] Okay, yeah.

[04:45:15] I forgot it, bro.

[04:45:19] God man.

[04:45:26] You gotta just push it out, I forgot.

[04:45:28] It's unbroken.

[04:45:29] Dude, someone keep it in my bathroom.

[04:45:31] What?

[04:45:33] What?

[04:45:44] All good?

[04:45:45] I

[04:45:50] You're just texting said bro she can use the bathroom downstairs, and there's no lights and no Taylor

[04:45:56] He said we're the worst fucking host

[04:46:07] Like imagine Drew trying to help me use the bathroom she goes in there and the white stuff

[04:46:11] I'm sorry to anyone watching from her community

[04:46:14] I'm trying to be a good host

[04:46:16] Try to offer broccoli

[04:46:18] I gave a toy this I'm gonna give her some ultra. Maybe she'll be happy with that

[04:46:22] You should be happy though. How could you not be what?

[04:46:26] You know, maybe she'll want it. Maybe she won't. Maybe she'll like what the fuck is this garbage?

[04:46:32] This is I mean, it's the life though at the end of the day, this is the good life

[04:46:44] It's how it is really something.

[04:46:46] I'm really trying to say it.

[04:46:48] It's okay. It's okay.

[04:46:50] No, thanks for welcoming me. It's your home.

[04:46:53] I can tell you probably don't have very many guests who make it.

[04:46:56] No one really likes me.

[04:46:58] It's okay. You've got...

[04:47:00] Yeah, it's funny. It's so fucking...

[04:47:02] You know, that's not the worst thing that they could say.

[04:47:06] It's so fucking sad.

[04:47:09] Do you want to... we could do some stairs in the meantime?

[04:47:13] Hey, be safe, badass.

[04:47:15] You're really not that bad.

[04:47:18] All right, I'm going to verges you.

[04:47:20] Let's go online.

[04:47:22] Will you set up for it?

[04:47:23] Yeah, you're welcome.

[04:47:24] I lost my phone.

[04:47:25] Oh, there it is.

[04:47:26] Wait, I hope you could bring me that chair somehow.

[04:47:29] Throw it in there.

[04:47:31] Outlaw, hold.

[04:47:36] Oh, close to the sign.

[04:47:37] I'm sorry, no, it happened.

[04:47:38] It's got to be some algorithm there.

[04:47:40] There you go.

[04:47:42] I like to play it's going to be fun

[04:47:52] All right, let's go I can read the chat now. All right, all right

[04:48:04] We said the door

[04:48:06] Okay, okay

[04:48:08] Okay, so it's gonna be time for fun. What exactly do I need to know before I get to this?

[04:48:15] The principles that I tried to teach you that you said no, I don't need to and then proceeded to lose with all your pieces

[04:48:22] So let's just show you open just calm

[04:48:24] We'll set it up on just calm. We'll go from there

[04:48:28] Wait, why they're saying fix cam what happened?

[04:48:32] Huh?

[04:48:34] Wait, what happened to the cam? They're saying the cam moved the camera, what?

[04:48:38] I think it's okay.

[04:48:39] What's wrong with the camera?

[04:48:40] I think it looks great.

[04:48:42] Okay.

[04:48:43] I'm confused.

[04:48:44] Oh, it's crooked. Oh, it got hit.

[04:48:47] I'm wrong, sir, sir.

[04:48:48] Is it crooked still?

[04:48:50] Yeah, you say?

[04:48:52] What the fuck?

[04:48:54] Just in case there's an incident or something, a man who could help me.

[04:49:00] I mean, I was talking about things and it's okay.

[04:49:03] No, I'm just...

[04:49:04] I think backup is not a bad idea.

[04:49:06] Wait, why are you...

[04:49:07] I have nothing to do with it.

[04:49:08] You think I'm like a weirdo?

[04:49:09] I can help you.

[04:49:10] No, no, I'm kidding.

[04:49:11] I'm just trolling.

[04:49:12] You're okay.

[04:49:13] No, no, you're okay.

[04:49:14] You're okay.

[04:49:15] No, no, I got him chillin'.

[04:49:16] I'm full chillin'.

[04:49:17] I got nothing to do with it.

[04:49:18] No, no, it's okay.

[04:49:19] Can't go on.

[04:49:20] I was just trolling.

[04:49:21] Donkari said the same thing about me.

[04:49:22] She said that she was scared of me.

[04:49:23] Really?

[04:49:24] I don't think you're scary.

[04:49:25] It's just...

[04:49:26] It's just something.

[04:49:27] What the fuck?

[04:49:28] All right.

[04:49:29] What the f**k?

[04:49:31] You've been a great host for the record.

[04:49:34] Thank you.

[04:49:35] You know what these emotes are? Like when you see these or no?

[04:49:37] I like the Minions.

[04:49:38] So the Minions fit in popcorns and LOL.

[04:49:40] I really like the Minions.

[04:49:41] Yeah, this one, Sun, is basically like, oh jeez, like this guy's something.

[04:49:45] Like, Dan, you're really unfamiliar with...

[04:49:47] This has been one I started...

[04:49:48] I don't know. We have BBBT...

[04:49:50] 7TV.

[04:49:51] Yeah, that's the one.

[04:49:52] So this one is like a Minion looking up and he's like, whoa, like, yeah, yeah.

[04:49:56] Can you do a minion impression?

[04:49:59] Uh, banana.

[04:50:01] Actually, I'm not going to pull mine out. I practice sometimes in the mirror.

[04:50:05] You know, this one, this is like speed doing this. It's like dancing.

[04:50:08] And then this is the one I was, this is what I was talking about.

[04:50:11] I'm going to put my gum away. Is it okay if I...

[04:50:13] Yeah, or you could just put it, uh...

[04:50:16] Alright, it's reach, you know, top of the gum in your mouth.

[04:50:18] Oh, is it? I didn't know that.

[04:50:20] Okay, well, give me a chest top.

[04:50:22] I'll just use this.

[04:50:23] care use your use your login oh and if you want we can put some well sometimes

[04:50:30] music is nice but and you know like in chess tournaments wait is this gonna show

[04:50:36] oh you're not showing your screen I know I don't want to show that don't I won't

[04:50:40] look no I'm saying for the chat will they see that like the email once you

[04:50:44] log in no yeah I just had it continue Google I did I don't know where

[04:50:50] No, no, don't make a new cat. You should use your that's gonna be

[04:51:00] Oh, it's taken nice

[04:51:02] Why don't we use your real name?

[04:51:05] Roberto Roberto

[04:51:08] Oh, no

[04:51:10] Oh, no, no, just here

[04:51:15] Really, you could have chose both test sisters and what you were there. Yeah, you didn't go back

[04:51:20] Go back go back. Can I show this? Yeah, you can show this.

[04:51:23] Do you use your coach? Wait, that's...

[04:51:24] Right in the middle of those from YouTube?

[04:51:26] Oh god, our voices are so cringed. Mine says such stupid shit.

[04:51:30] I like that you chose Levy over us and I'm right here.

[04:51:33] But that's fine.

[04:51:35] We can't...

[04:51:36] Where's my lines? That's what my system...

[04:51:38] If you have coaches instead of one, we're the right choice.

[04:51:40] Ew.

[04:51:41] Boom! I was Andrew and Andrew and here you'd be a fool not to pick us.

[04:51:44] Haha! Pretty good! I was like that one.

[04:51:46] Alright, what style? I like...

[04:51:48] Yeah, the classic.

[04:51:49] Green is good.

[04:51:50] Skip.

[04:51:51] But knowing you, you'd probably pick me.

[04:51:52] I'm gonna make sure I hide this in case.

[04:51:54] No, thank you.

[04:51:55] When I play chess for months,

[04:51:56] my dad would always hover behind my shoulders

[04:51:58] and watch like this and make me really nervous.

[04:52:00] So this is the full chess experience.

[04:52:02] Okay, ready?

[04:52:04] Great, okay.

[04:52:06] Okay, quick thing.

[04:52:07] Chat, does anyone wanna give us a challenge?

[04:52:10] We'll start with like a-

[04:52:11] Wait, nothing?

[04:52:12] Can we make sure also like-

[04:52:13] Oh yeah, there's nothing here you can leak.

[04:52:15] Okay Matt.

[04:52:16] Yeah, you just got ads.

[04:52:17] Here, should I move this?

[04:52:18] Um, yeah, let's give you a good, you can make the cam bigger too, it's not like Fortnite, you don't have to show very much.

[04:52:23] Okay, is this good like this?

[04:52:25] Yeah, you usually leave ours even bigger.

[04:52:28] Okay, bad, this is the problem too, they gotta come in with real profile pictures.

[04:52:33] Don't worry, let's go, here, can I, you mind?

[04:52:35] Yeah, go ahead.

[04:52:36] We need like a 100 elo, maybe 200 elo.

[04:52:40] Okay, great.

[04:52:41] Do you know how to disable fair requests?

[04:52:43] Yeah, and let's enable your arrows, this is a new account, I'm gonna ask Chescom to gift you.

[04:52:47] I can just fix this chat L chat trying to make us

[04:52:53] Highlight moves, okay great

[04:52:55] That way you're gonna show everything sounds. We don't always you do on-play sounds

[04:53:00] Peace animation. Okay. Yeah, I Jesus

[04:53:04] I just felt like I didn't let me say that you can leave it. Well, I feel like the caffeine

[04:53:10] I didn't like anything I'm hiding. I can't enable I

[04:53:13] Can't even get rid of the front. I know it's gonna distract me

[04:53:16] Yeah, I don't know notifications. Maybe click that. Okay here. I can like I feel like you're gonna

[04:53:21] Oh, yeah, there's a sentence oh nice and then oh

[04:53:25] Sorry, that's all right. Yeah, so

[04:53:29] I'm gonna ask just come to give you a diamond. Oh, here we go. Jesus

[04:53:34] Yeah, that's fine. I turned it off. Okay. Um, is this the one you're gonna play with the tournament?

[04:53:40] Yes, okay stumble Roberto

[04:53:42] Can we get stumble?

[04:53:45] You'll bear toad.

[04:53:47] A, B, I, P. Okay.

[04:53:50] I'll help us.

[04:53:51] I'm just turning off all notifications.

[04:53:52] Yeah, that's good.

[04:53:53] I'll get back to you.

[04:53:54] Um, you turn off friend request.

[04:53:55] Yeah, I have it off.

[04:53:56] I think it's just loading still.

[04:53:57] Yo, Jack, can y'all chill with the spamming?

[04:54:00] Holy shit.

[04:54:01] There we go.

[04:54:02] Okay.

[04:54:03] I don't think you turned them off.

[04:54:04] Here.

[04:54:05] I don't think you did.

[04:54:06] Um, pause the reminders, listen, reminder, streak, friend request.

[04:54:10] Yeah, turn it all off.

[04:54:11] email so you don't get them on the web you're just gonna wait hold on hold on

[04:54:19] I think it's I think I think I think it's a refresh the website I know it's

[04:54:25] like a chat be normal baby oh my god okay wait I'm good it's good now we're

[04:54:38] I don't know how this guy has a penis as a profile picture

[04:54:52] I can't even do that on just.com

[04:54:54] Can we put a sticky note on it?

[04:54:56] Yeah man, like

[04:54:58] Do you have a sticky note?

[04:55:00] I'm just gonna use my girlfriend

[04:55:02] But it's not distracting it

[04:55:04] You can think of her

[04:55:06] You okay?

[04:55:07] I'm dead.

[04:55:08] Um, if you could use it.

[04:55:10] Okay.

[04:55:11] Well that's, looks more distracting.

[04:55:12] Oh gosh.

[04:55:13] Show me.

[04:55:14] Did he call him?

[04:55:15] Huh?

[04:55:16] Who's Diddy?

[04:55:17] Jigsie, is he calling?

[04:55:18] What are you saying, Diddy?

[04:55:19] Jiddler.

[04:55:20] I'm sorry, I don't know who that is.

[04:55:22] That's Jigsie.

[04:55:23] Okay, shit.

[04:55:24] I don't know if you're ready for him.

[04:55:26] Okay, can we give it, what are you doing?

[04:55:28] Ten seconds.

[04:55:29] Okay, he's calling.

[04:55:30] Um, we need to prep you just ten seconds.

[04:55:32] Oh my god, he's calling.

[04:55:33] We need to show you how to castle and that.

[04:55:35] really quick yeah in the beginning of the game you want to control your play

[04:55:40] let me go to play this learn okay guys stop calling them jitty for one second

[04:55:45] in the beginning of the game you want to control the center so in our game you

[04:55:49] pushed on the side of the board you want to push in the center okay and then

[04:55:53] you want to take out knights and bishops before your queen and your rook so

[04:55:58] this is development so you want to take out sorry this is a lot we just don't

[04:56:02] I got you. I'm following. So you want to take out Knights and Bishops mid control center and I'm gonna show you how to castle really quick

[04:56:10] Okay, so your king can go two squares over and the rook jumps over him like this one type of move

[04:56:17] This is your ultimate priority in the beginning because you get king safety

[04:56:21] Okay, on this side of the board your king can't be attacked

[04:56:24] But if you leave him in the middle you're more likely to get checkmated easy

[04:56:27] You can castle on the queen side the same way is a show me King goes to squares King goes to squares

[04:56:33] right here

[04:56:36] It's a castle yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, yeah

[04:56:44] One more time one more time

[04:56:46] This is castling so it's a man could do that. I didn't know that yeah

[04:56:50] I'm showing it to you

[04:56:51] So your king goes two squares either direction. So you can cast like this or you can cast like this

[04:56:58] Easy, okay, and you want to do this in the beginning of the game

[04:57:01] So you don't get checkmated and what are the other two things you want to do?

[04:57:04] make control and

[04:57:06] Castling and what other pieces you want to take out you want to get out your bishop in your night good good, okay?

[04:57:13] You're gonna watch yeah, all right, I got a call, but I can't play it through both

[04:57:18] So you're just gonna have to listen through here. Okay. Okay. Hold on. Oh my god. I'm actually

[04:57:24] I do but then I can't

[04:57:28] Okay, chat I'm ready time to call

[04:57:37] Yo, Ron Dale Dingle you got a coach for an hour and now you're coming at the 300 elo

[04:57:48] You're not there yet, but don't numbers don't matter. Okay. I'm the king of three hundred eight love

[04:57:54] Like I am I'm maybe the greatest three hundred a player to ever grace the right bro. I almost beat xqc

[04:58:00] Bro, that's fine. You know that that's fine. I have been practicing. I bet you don't even know what a castle is do you?

[04:58:11] Did you just say up top run bro, I know how to castle bro, aren't you ready to play

[04:58:16] You probably learned that. Yeah, I'm ready to play

[04:58:29] What's your user name? Yeah, what's your user game?

[04:58:34] Jinxy two eyes jinxy two eyes. There's another one. That's a fake guy that guy's 15 with a diamond

[04:58:41] Yeah, that's me. Okay. I ten minute or what should we do?

[04:58:46] Unrated in case

[04:58:49] Hi, Jinx, is he allowed to have a helpline?

[04:58:51] Hey, how's it going?

[04:58:52] Oh, is he allowed to have a helpline?

[04:58:55] Just maybe. He just learned how to castle, literally.

[04:58:58] I don't even think he remembers it.

[04:59:00] Yes, okay. Yes.

[04:59:02] I'll allow one helpline here.

[04:59:04] Three helplines actually, because he's had a really long day.

[04:59:07] He's really tried.

[04:59:09] Okay, maybe in the middle I have two helplines.

[04:59:13] Two helplines. Okay, I'll take it.

[04:59:15] Okay.

[04:59:16] Chat.

[04:59:17] Uh, is that a bad idea?

[04:59:18] Yeah, I was just saying that.

[04:59:19] I didn't mean it.

[04:59:20] Okay.

[04:59:21] They're calling me make-a-wish.

[04:59:22] Yeah, that's not going to happen.

[04:59:23] Okay.

[04:59:24] Guess what?

[04:59:25] That's a great thing.

[04:59:26] You get to make any wish you want.

[04:59:28] Oh, okay.

[04:59:29] Ron, did you invite me by the way?

[04:59:31] Uh, yeah.

[04:59:32] So, is this a good settings?

[04:59:33] Um, yeah.

[04:59:34] Let's do it.

[04:59:35] I just didn't.

[04:59:36] I know, but I'm afraid this is going to be...

[04:59:37] Let's cover...

[04:59:38] Let's just do Unrated.

[04:59:39] Unless you want to do it with your juicy...

[04:59:40] Yeah, yeah.

[04:59:41] Ron, do you want to play the...

[04:59:42] I'll take some free, you know, Ron.

[04:59:43] Okay.

[04:59:44] I go emotally.

[04:59:45] It's a real old-timey.

[04:59:46] Yeah.

[04:59:47] Well, no, you don't have to.

[04:59:48] Just, sorry, chat.

[04:59:49] I'm closing chat then while I do this, because I'm locked in.

[04:59:52] So, Ron, do you want to do best of threes so you can really extend the ass-

[04:59:56] It's not for money.

[04:59:58] I feel like you guys-

[04:59:59] You said what, JXE?

[05:00:00] Sorry.

[05:00:01] Do you want to do best of threes so we can extend the ass-wippin'?

[05:00:03] Do we want to put anything online?

[05:00:05] Yeah, let's put it- I want 1000 gifted.

[05:00:07] I'm going to do that, right?

[05:00:08] A thousand?

[05:00:09] You were, what, 2019 champion?

[05:00:11] champion you don't think we can do that much maybe like a little more humble how

[05:00:15] about like a hundred maybe 20 let's do 20 gifted listen 20 get that's right all

[05:00:21] right let's do it bro let's do it okay in the game I said you invite it's it

[05:00:27] oh go make sure he's on play slash live if he hits the oh yeah I'll give you

[05:00:33] the link don't show us yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah give me the link in

[05:00:36] yeah yeah all right so we're gonna go against the king of 300

[05:00:43] okay are you're in well this is five minutes I know it's not I have it

[05:00:49] ready you know what actually let's do five five sorry we're gonna do five

[05:00:53] minutes five second increment because that's the same time control the

[05:00:55] tournament oh yeah it'll be a little faster for you but okay where you in

[05:01:00] the game Ron deal I don't have your right bro I sent you it in right no use

[05:01:05] this link new link this is better faster for the best of three I'm gonna make it

[05:01:09] I'm actually I'm not kidding I don't see anything but we can just okay no and

[05:01:16] none of that there's no no no cheating and I don't know no no no no no I'm how

[05:01:20] do I okay I'm just covering the people I'm not if you want are you are you

[05:01:24] waiting to see did you click that wait no no no dude Jace L. Dingo bro I'm in

[05:01:29] here around L we know I joined but it doesn't wait I I'm in your game

[05:01:35] I'm ready. I'm ready. Oh my god. I'm ready. Oh my god. I got laugh. I'm ready. You're you're actually cooked

[05:01:42] I'm not cooked. I'm ready. Oh, I'm got him ready. Oh, you're gonna auto a 40 second shut up

[05:01:48] car root calm

[05:01:52] Queen pond easy

[05:01:55] I mean here you're nice development, bro your castle bro nice development

[05:02:02] Nice development buddy

[05:02:05] I'm just gonna play this smooth because I ain't you're actually already done bro

[05:02:14] you let me set up the whole car hold on hold on hold on hold on

[05:02:21] on your chill right are you nervous for the tournament bro I'm not nervous I'm

[05:02:25] better than you shh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait I'm nervous that's

[05:02:30] I can't. Oh my god.

[05:02:35] Four minute drop.

[05:02:36] Yeah, I know. You're right.

[05:02:37] Okay, so that I'm going to do what I'm going to do here is I'm going to go there.

[05:02:45] Wait, how did you already get that ready?

[05:02:47] I pre-moved.

[05:02:49] Hang in there.

[05:02:50] There we go. Thank you.

[05:02:52] Oh, fuck. Okay.

[05:02:55] Yep. Okay, so I'm gonna hit you with a...

[05:03:01] You're not bad, kid. You're not bad, kid.

[05:03:05] But, Rob, you gotta remember, bro, I'm the 300ilo, like, 5-5.

[05:03:07] I'm not worried. I'm not worried. I'm not worried. I have a teammate.

[05:03:10] She can give you two hints, right?

[05:03:12] Uh, yeah. One per game maybe? Six is best of three.

[05:03:16] Maybe one per game.

[05:03:17] You see what I'm trying to do on Terana?

[05:03:20] I have mine. What?

[05:03:20] This is great compared to your first game versus him.

[05:03:22] Okay, thank you.

[05:03:23] I have mine. What?

[05:03:25] Just trust us trust us. Wait you just blundered you just blundered. I did not blundered. Did I blundered? I didn't blundered

[05:03:30] Why is he saying I blundered? You just blundered look look

[05:03:35] Wait, free pawn

[05:03:38] And my pictures protected

[05:03:40] Why you blundered?

[05:03:43] I'm not blundered

[05:03:45] That's bro. You gave me a friggin pawn for nothing. I didn't have to do anything

[05:03:49] I think I understand this. I actually think I understand this.

[05:03:55] There's one thing we've talked about. Just one.

[05:03:58] I know, but a lot of it's out the door at the moment.

[05:04:04] Bro, free knife!

[05:04:06] Oh my God, don't do it. Don't do it. Don't...

[05:04:08] Wait, but if I take...

[05:04:10] Take it. Take it. Take it. Take it. Take it. Take it.

[05:04:13] You're not trade material.

[05:04:14] Bang!

[05:04:15] You're not trade material.

[05:04:16] Yeah, we didn't have time to go over the piece material,

[05:04:18] unfortunately.

[05:04:20] Bro, Kason, why are we telling bro?

[05:04:21] Shut up.

[05:04:22] OK, OK.

[05:04:24] Ooh, this is not about art.

[05:04:26] Ooh!

[05:04:26] All the time.

[05:04:27] Remember when we talked about counting pieces?

[05:04:31] Just don't keep the pieces.

[05:04:32] Ooh, baby, give me one more chance.

[05:04:34] What about the material?

[05:04:35] Dude, look at me like I'm a failure.

[05:04:37] No, no, no, no.

[05:04:37] No, no, actually.

[05:04:38] No, genuinely, this is night and day from your first

[05:04:40] game.

[05:04:41] Because now I can see like.

[05:04:42] Like you're actually seeing things, but still.

[05:04:45] You think what I'm thinking?

[05:04:46] I'm not going to do that. I'm asking you to, I know you don't know all the material counts, but I just want you to not blend any more pieces, otherwise you're solid. Just don't blunder.

[05:04:56] Yes ma'am. I won't blunder, not a single time ever again. Let the blundering begin, Jinxy.

[05:05:01] I'll trade material all day, buddy. I'll trade material all day long, buddy.

[05:05:09] I will trade material until there's no material on the board, because I'm up material!

[05:05:15] There we go!

[05:05:16] Shut your bitch's ass up for one second and watch me cook.

[05:05:18] I'm actually so long, Chad.

[05:05:21] We- we- you need to do this!

[05:05:22] I castled.

[05:05:23] No! No, you didn't!

[05:05:24] Yes, yes, right?

[05:05:25] No!

[05:05:26] Shhh, hold on.

[05:05:27] You know that!

[05:05:27] No!

[05:05:28] Yeah, this.

[05:05:29] You- no, no, no!

[05:05:30] No, this.

[05:05:30] King Two Squares!

[05:05:31] King Two Squares.

[05:05:32] King Two Squares, you left or right?

[05:05:33] You're r- you have no ruck there.

[05:05:35] Okay, so King Two Squares-

[05:05:36] So King Two Squares, this person, right here.

[05:05:39] Dude, Ron, were you trying to castle your queen?!

[05:05:42] Let's go!

[05:05:43] Fuck off!

[05:05:44] I got this.

[05:05:45] I'm actually a castle your queen. I didn't know it's a hidden move brother. Sometimes I forget things

[05:05:53] Appreciate the pond. I don't know we were handing out pons today. I don't know

[05:05:57] I don't you're handing out pons. I'm not handing out pons hold on bro. You're stressing out

[05:06:02] Bro, I'm about to literally mark your entire life. All those pons are dead still pons in the middle. They're all dead

[05:06:09] Boy, you didn't better son family. I'm you hope

[05:06:11] me ho figure it out son come on fist bump yeah so I'm gonna do that my rook no

[05:06:24] I messed up my brook no run please do that my fingers like run my fingers

[05:06:31] No

[05:06:37] What are you doing checkmate checkmate

[05:06:46] Yeah, check you're right check. Yeah, you're right check wait, Andrea. I had to life

[05:06:51] You're a blunder machine, buddy!

[05:06:53] I can't just tell you.

[05:06:55] Ron, you're a blunder machine, bro.

[05:06:57] Life on, homie.

[05:06:59] So you just blundered your rook.

[05:07:01] It's okay. You need to activate your knight.

[05:07:03] You can only use your knight and your queen up.

[05:07:05] Literally all you have.

[05:07:07] His rook is defended, so just try to keep your knight and your queen close.

[05:07:09] Bring your knight back.

[05:07:11] Yes, ma'am.

[05:07:13] And just try to defend.

[05:07:15] I should have saved you with the rook, but I didn't.

[05:07:17] It's honestly fine. I am a problem.

[05:07:19] I'm a problem, and I need to learn. I'm not the forward chest. I am going to

[05:07:26] First of all, you're a second body or queen, bro

[05:07:30] Take a bite of your queen buddy. Ah

[05:07:33] Oh, do I have a hat? I might be the best 300 player in the world. Yeah, it's pretty tough, but you know, maybe he'll still

[05:07:40] I gotta make some plays I gotta make some plays I'm gonna make some plays here

[05:07:50] I'm gonna make some plays you're right I check you I check you check me check me

[05:07:57] I check you right here yeah just try to go for the stalemate it's important to

[05:08:03] not give up we're gonna need to you never give up if you don't lose he might

[05:08:09] He's gonna still me as I ain't back off

[05:08:13] Bro Ron come on buddy. I thought you were gonna be better, bro. You're trained, bro

[05:08:18] You know what, he's gonna see it though.

[05:08:19] At this point, we're gonna have to try again.

[05:08:22] But it's okay, we're gonna,

[05:08:24] I'm gonna do a little bit earlier next time.

[05:08:28] You don't have any hope for me with you.

[05:08:31] No, you might still make, but he's pretty solid.

[05:08:34] Oh fuck.

[05:08:35] Jigsie, just give me a little bit of hope.

[05:08:38] Uh, your best hope is next game?

[05:08:40] I literally, here's how you win, bro.

[05:08:43] The next game, I literally have

[05:08:46] get ran over by a car shut the fuck up shut up chat you're not you're not

[05:08:52] supposed to talk during a chess game that's unsports oh couldn't hear you

[05:08:56] over the chat bro

[05:09:00] unsportsman like everything's this is world-class defense take the night you

[05:09:07] can't take the night you can't I'm destroying you on oh my god give me a

[05:09:14] I can't will you convert to a queen?

[05:09:17] No no no no no no no no no

[05:09:18] Ron I've been proved since our last encounter Ron

[05:09:21] Just get up for a moment but it doesn't matter

[05:09:24] No but then it's

[05:09:27] Just try to film it

[05:09:29] There's nothing we can do to try to win

[05:09:32] We just don't give up

[05:09:33] Then it's just a warm-up game

[05:09:34] How do I say goodbye

[05:09:39] Shut the fuck up Jeezy

[05:09:40] Can you shut the fuck up

[05:09:42] How do you know that?

[05:09:44] All right, we'll let go last minute.

[05:09:47] We're still really quick.

[05:09:49] I'm muting, I'm muting, I'm muting, hold on.

[05:09:51] I'm muting, I'm muting, I'm muting.

[05:09:53] Okay, uh, show the scene so we can show the game.

[05:09:56] So, opening, okay, why did you...

[05:09:58] Remember, what did we say...

[05:09:59] Kassad, now's not the time!

[05:10:00] Hold on.

[05:10:01] What did we say before the chess game started?

[05:10:03] You're supposed to control the middle.

[05:10:05] Okay, what you did, and then what was the second step?

[05:10:08] To castle.

[05:10:09] And before that?

[05:10:10] To dish out.

[05:10:11] Good so it's a castle so rather than pushing right try to get at your bishops

[05:10:15] You just start pushing things on the side you remember to castle eventually because I hinted it

[05:10:20] But if you have this setup you guys forget about cast it's okay once you get this

[05:10:24] So then you start attacking the side which was fine

[05:10:26] But you just started tacking on the side of the board when your team is still in the middle

[05:10:30] You didn't finish development

[05:10:31] So just make it your goal to take out your bishop at night in castle and also he also gave you pieces like you had

[05:10:37] upon here. Free pawn. All you need to do before you move something, ask yourself, is it under

[05:10:43] attack? It's okay, you don't need to play any-

[05:10:44] I just, I, you know what it is, I panic over the pawn.

[05:10:46] You what?

[05:10:47] I panic over the pawn.

[05:10:48] Don't panic, you have increment. You get five seconds every move. Try to focus on not

[05:10:52] wondering in the beginning.

[05:10:53] I'm getting anxiety fourths. I'm trying to hold it in right now.

[05:10:55] Just let it out.

[05:10:56] Okay.

[05:10:57] Just let it out.

[05:10:58] I let out one.

[05:10:59] I let out one.

[05:11:00] That's fine. Okay. This was actually fine. And then here you could have just castled.

[05:11:03] The thing is you're stressing yourself out too much. Small developing moves. Don't

[05:11:06] try to go for crazy moves like you're pushing upon twice I promise you if you

[05:11:10] before you play just check your move you will see like you saw these attacks

[05:11:15] you know because I am a student of you so I'm making you look bad right now

[05:11:21] it's okay it's the teacher not the student I don't know at this point and

[05:11:25] then here so I just want you to ask yourself whenever he makes a move why

[05:11:30] did he do that why did he push this bond well he doesn't have a brain he

[05:11:34] Somebody's pushing shit by accident.

[05:11:35] No, no, he's been getting good.

[05:11:37] He knew how to check me.

[05:11:39] And he pushed this pawn with a reason.

[05:11:41] Don't underestimate your opponent.

[05:11:42] OK.

[05:11:43] So why did he push this pawn?

[05:11:46] Because he's trying to protect his rook.

[05:11:50] So whenever your opponent makes a piece, ask yourself,

[05:11:53] are they attacking any of your pieces?

[05:11:55] Oh, they're attacking my horsey.

[05:11:56] Right.

[05:11:56] So the issues you're playing really fast and not thinking,

[05:12:00] you can see these.

[05:12:01] You just have to, like, 10 seconds to think.

[05:12:02] I'm trying to act like I'm smarter than I am.

[05:12:04] Exactly.

[05:12:04] Chest is a humbling game.

[05:12:06] You need to take your ego down and admit

[05:12:08] that he's better than you at chest and you're holding your body.

[05:12:10] Oh, that's part of it.

[05:12:11] And then you're going to do it.

[05:12:12] That's part of it.

[05:12:12] And then where you're going to win,

[05:12:13] then you can dance all over him.

[05:12:14] But until then, you need to be humble.

[05:12:16] And you need to make small moves

[05:12:17] and try to realize that he actually is attacking you.

[05:12:20] And he's, you've got to put your ego down.

[05:12:22] And then this was fine.

[05:12:23] And then here, my only clue, my only tip,

[05:12:27] specifically when you're down material right now

[05:12:30] you are rather than trying to attack him with one piece try to bring in all your

[05:12:34] pieces so bringing this night back bring this Rook try to activate all of your

[05:12:38] pieces before moving the same piece unless you're under attack ready okay

[05:12:44] okay you actually fucked up now you actually so now so I'll be on I'm

[05:12:52] getting a call from agent now to yo bro what I have case I'm calling that you

[05:12:55] You calling me what agent?

[05:12:57] Yo, can you put coach on the phone?

[05:12:58] Yeah, she can hear you.

[05:12:59] I'm so excited.

[05:13:01] Can I please get one first round, please?

[05:13:03] Ah!

[05:13:05] Yeah, kick rocks, bro.

[05:13:06] No, no, no.

[05:13:07] I hung up the phone, bro.

[05:13:08] No, no, no.

[05:13:09] Actually, I'm in a hospital.

[05:13:10] No, bro, I got case untied me that I ruined his day in my chat.

[05:13:13] Yo, dude, dude, dude, dude, this is like, I'm going to become the greatest.

[05:13:17] Hey, this is your villain art.

[05:13:19] This is how champions are made.

[05:13:21] You know what?

[05:13:22] We're going to hate you so that you can become the best chess player.

[05:13:24] are our motivators at the table with dinner with success okay and now how do you castle

[05:13:28] put me in position to castle right here watch this oh easy that's illegal okay easy good

[05:13:35] okay good all right let's go all right I want to rematch let's go all right bro let's get

[05:13:42] this let's get this going bro send me another invite how you did before I clicked it you're

[05:13:50] I'm not able to rematch this to find out more maybe I'm bad

[05:13:52] Probably because you have a random account

[05:13:54] Oh yeah refresh phone

[05:13:58] Alright Ron, set me a new code in Discord Ron

[05:14:02] How do you do it? Play online? How do you want to send a new code?

[05:14:04] Yeah, yeah, noise here

[05:14:06] Let me hide it

[05:14:06] Challenge, okay

[05:14:08] You can see and don't panic about the time like I'd rather you take your time than I hope you do

[05:14:12] My heart is racing

[05:14:14] Chest is a really infuriating game

[05:14:16] It's like a mental battle honestly most of this is you

[05:14:20] yourself out okay he's just 200 is it yeah are you sure you see me right

[05:14:26] ready go all right as you I'm gonna use my help lines all right hey best

[05:14:35] That's a lot, Jinks.

[05:14:36] Opening principles.

[05:14:37] Shake's hand.

[05:14:38] Oh, check your moves before you play.

[05:14:40] Okay.

[05:14:41] That's all you have to do.

[05:14:44] Good, develop an aim.

[05:14:49] Very nice.

[05:14:51] Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[05:14:52] Whoa, it's magic.

[05:14:54] Jink, you know.

[05:14:57] Ha ha.

[05:14:57] Never.

[05:14:58] What if I just mimic him the whole game?

[05:14:59] You eventually don't stop working,

[05:15:01] but check it over, and as it works, it works,

[05:15:03] it works, it works, it works.

[05:15:04] It works here, it works here.

[05:15:05] It's fine for now.

[05:15:07] Eventually you have to make your move.

[05:15:09] Oh, oh, oh, it's fine, you know.

[05:15:16] Ron, you got good vocals, bro.

[05:15:17] Appreciate you, Junko, Junko Dingle.

[05:15:20] You got, you got good vocals, bro.

[05:15:22] Ooh.

[05:15:24] Holding pen, that's what I'm for, okay.

[05:15:25] I'm sorry if we upset you.

[05:15:27] It's okay, okay son.

[05:15:28] I hope you know I was just trolling

[05:15:30] and your room was very nice.

[05:15:32] I don't know.

[05:15:34] Um, double check.

[05:15:36] Okay, finish developing. Just...

[05:15:38] What's your goal?

[05:15:40] That's...

[05:15:42] Oh, no, I didn't...

[05:15:44] It's okay, it's okay, it's okay. Try again.

[05:15:46] Chesney, there's no hope!

[05:15:48] I'm a lost cause!

[05:15:50] I'm a lost fucking cause, bro!

[05:15:52] It's not a bad shout, bro.

[05:15:54] Finish your developing.

[05:15:56] I'm not even developing my human self!

[05:15:58] Look, Ron, can I be honest with you?

[05:16:00] I'm gonna win the tower.

[05:16:02] It's okay, you're okay.

[05:16:04] It's fine there.

[05:16:06] Stop panicking and stop panicking.

[05:16:08] Yes ma'am, yes ma'am, yes ma'am, yes ma'am.

[05:16:10] Okay, so why did he do that?

[05:16:12] Good question, he's just developing.

[05:16:14] Bam! Keep going with your plan.

[05:16:16] It's good that you asked yourself that.

[05:16:18] Honestly, I really think...

[05:16:20] Yeah.

[05:16:22] You're doing better this game, bro.

[05:16:24] You're doing better this game, bro.

[05:16:26] Solid. Just calm chess.

[05:16:28] This is not a bad show.

[05:16:35] Not a bad show.

[05:16:36] Your plan.

[05:16:37] You must finish your king's safety.

[05:16:40] This is my king.

[05:16:41] No, it's my king.

[05:16:42] It's my king.

[05:16:43] I'm sorry.

[05:16:44] I know.

[05:16:45] I'm sorry.

[05:16:46] Sorry.

[05:16:47] Sorry.

[05:16:48] Sometimes I get confused because the queen of England has a cross, I thought.

[05:16:49] Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[05:16:50] It's magic.

[05:16:51] You know.

[05:16:52] Nick, you know, I don't believe it's not so.

[05:16:59] I take this, no, I know, hold on.

[05:17:02] So I didn't see Daniel do that, yep, I know.

[05:17:05] Fommel.

[05:17:06] But if I go here.

[05:17:08] What was your plan?

[05:17:09] Also, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

[05:17:16] Hey, Ron, I got a question for you.

[05:17:18] What?

[05:17:19] Ron, what is a four letter word?

[05:17:22] What's a four letter word?

[05:17:22] It starts with F and ends with K.

[05:17:25] Fuck.

[05:17:26] Fork!

[05:17:27] Fork!

[05:17:28] You just got forked!

[05:17:29] I got forked!

[05:17:30] You got this.

[05:17:32] You just got forked!

[05:17:36] That mess.

[05:17:37] Fuck!

[05:17:41] I thought I had him there.

[05:17:42] Stay focused.

[05:17:43] Chad, I thought I had him dead to rights.

[05:17:45] See your queen.

[05:17:46] Oh, this is gonna be tricky.

[05:17:48] This is gonna be tricky now.

[05:17:50] I'm not sure.

[05:17:51] Oh my god, oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God King Safety King Safety King Safety so

[05:17:58] Not that one!

[05:17:59] Noo!

[05:18:00] this one

[05:18:00] Noo!

[05:18:01] Noo!

[05:18:01] this one

[05:18:02] This one

[05:18:02] Noo!

[05:18:03] sit on your head

[05:18:04] what the

[05:18:04] King we went over this

[05:18:06] You know how to castle please click it

[05:18:07] No!

[05:18:08] Wait!

[05:18:08] No stop it!

[05:18:10] This is going to be tricky, I can wear this

[05:18:12] yep

[05:18:12] ok

[05:18:13] do you see the duck?

[05:18:14] yeah

[05:18:14] Which way do you think you can

[05:18:15] ok this way

[05:18:17] right here right?

[05:18:18] two squares is castling

[05:18:19] You need to remember this.

[05:18:21] If you can't remember this, we have no shot.

[05:18:23] Andrea?

[05:18:24] You need to remember this.

[05:18:25] Are you getting a migraine from me?

[05:18:26] No, no, no.

[05:18:27] No, this is...

[05:18:28] Okay, the rest is all you.

[05:18:29] I'm gonna...

[05:18:30] I'm gonna...

[05:18:31] I'm gonna...

[05:18:32] I'm gonna...

[05:18:33] I'm gonna...

[05:18:34] I'm gonna...

[05:18:35] The rest is all you.

[05:18:36] Magic.

[05:18:37] No, that's...

[05:18:38] You know...

[05:18:39] God, you can do it.

[05:18:40] FAMO.

[05:18:41] Okay, this is gonna be tricky.

[05:18:42] This is very tricky.

[05:18:43] You can do it.

[05:18:44] Confidence.

[05:18:45] You've got a winning position.

[05:18:46] You're up material.

[05:18:47] You can do it.

[05:18:48] You know how to do it

[05:19:01] What fuck oh no, no, I didn't fuck up cuz you gotta play I gotta play you can do something I have a weird

[05:19:07] Yeezy, do you want to retire this one? We can go best at three. I could win this one

[05:19:11] Me ho me ho you're not gonna win son son me. Oh

[05:19:14] No, son, son, son, son, you're not in brother.

[05:19:18] You're actually done.

[05:19:18] You win this, I should quit.

[05:19:19] I have the power of the Botez on my side.

[05:19:24] I don't take responsibility for the skin.

[05:19:27] I'm too helpless.

[05:19:28] You are nothing but a pawn to the king.

[05:19:33] Okay, you need to plan and chess.

[05:19:34] When you're playing, you spend your time talking,

[05:19:36] you spend your money thinking.

[05:19:37] You need to actually get your stuff first.

[05:19:38] Sorry, sorry, sorry.

[05:19:39] Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, fuck off.

[05:19:41] Is that a good amount? Double chuck.

[05:19:43] No, because the back comes down here and here and there.

[05:19:45] Great.

[05:19:47] Wait, I know, I know, I know.

[05:19:49] So I'm looking at this.

[05:19:51] Oh, you just noticed something.

[05:19:53] That Bishop has no one to move right now.

[05:19:55] So, you're recommending...

[05:19:57] What do you want to check the Bishop with?

[05:19:59] With this.

[05:20:01] So please check more for less than the Bishop.

[05:20:03] Less than the Bishop, that would be this.

[05:20:05] Okay.

[05:20:07] I'm not hoping anymore. The rest is only you.

[05:20:09] Otherwise, it's not fair.

[05:20:13] But the issue is, it doesn't matter how much we do...

[05:20:15] I don't know, she didn't really help me with that. I kinda saw that.

[05:20:17] No more help. The rest is... that was Wilbur and Chewbacca.

[05:20:19] Alright, yes ma'am.

[05:20:21] This is not cheating, I can't even see my face.

[05:20:23] Wait, Russ!

[05:20:25] The rest is on him.

[05:20:27] Alright, I got this. I'm locked.

[05:20:29] Whoa, whoa, whoa, it's magic. You hung your fish up.

[05:20:35] Don't worry, they're just... they're idiots in northern.

[05:20:37] So I need to stay focused.

[05:20:39] You hung your bitch up.

[05:20:41] The rest is going to be frigate.

[05:20:44] Jinxie, jinxie, jinxie.

[05:20:45] Bro, are you nervous, Theodors?

[05:20:46] Can I ask you a question?

[05:20:48] Jinxie, can I ask you a question?

[05:20:49] Did you think before making that move, or no?

[05:20:52] Not really.

[05:20:53] Check.

[05:20:56] First off, that's my rook.

[05:20:59] Second, that is not check, bro.

[05:21:01] Check.

[05:21:03] I mean, do I want to trade?

[05:21:04] Yeah, go ahead and trade. Do it. Do it.

[05:21:06] Watch what happens when you trade.

[05:21:07] I don't think trading watch happens when you trade watch happens when you trade

[05:21:12] What we would just trade wait boss? I

[05:21:16] Don't know that's the best of shouts

[05:21:19] Let me lock you in here folks. I know he's good

[05:21:23] Nobody's not goes there

[05:21:25] It's really just like a small moves. You're right baby moves baby moves baby moves

[05:21:30] Baby moves baby moves baby moves

[05:21:33] You see now though

[05:21:36] No, because yep, I'm familiar with it. Don't wait actually. No, but I don't want to yeah

[05:21:40] I don't want to trade that because if I go here then he could take

[05:21:47] Can't help me I know what I'm doing I played these games before

[05:21:57] You just hung your queen

[05:22:05] You saw the attack. You're stressing me out. You're stressing me out. Nope. Wait. No, no,

[05:22:15] that is not stress. Bro, you need to hang this shit. She's stressing me out, bro. It's

[05:22:18] like. Yeah, I know. Wait, no, I didn't mean, oh my God, I actually, oh my God, I misclicked.

[05:22:27] on got it

[05:22:34] you know what maybe i can still make me i can still make a lot of improvement

[05:22:38] but i might still make this problem

[05:22:42] you're not still meeting i'm i'm a fucking burger

[05:22:45] you're not a burger

[05:22:48] and this is a fact i can still make it right

[05:22:50] i'm actually just a fucking burger

[05:22:52] andrea i'm a burger i'm a fucking burger

[05:22:56] I'm a fucking burger. I'm a fucking burger. Oh my god, I'm a burger. Use your nitro attack. I know, I'm fucked.

[05:23:08] Check. Checkmate. Fork. I'm on a Pia.

[05:23:18] I'm Paniata. I'm Paniata. I'm Paniata.

[05:23:23] Wait. I know. I know. I know.

[05:23:27] Wait, what is, what is all possible? What is all possible?

[05:23:30] He did something with him. He worked.

[05:23:34] Yes.

[05:23:35] We have to move him out because we can't defend him.

[05:23:38] Fuck.

[05:23:39] At least I got a phone.

[05:23:41] Alright. Yo, Ron.

[05:23:43] Hey, Ron.

[05:23:44] No, no, I think I can actually.

[05:23:45] Give me a favor Ron just burn your PC to the floor

[05:23:49] Run it's over dude. I told you I'm the two hundred

[05:24:06] Hold on let me think about this move right here now what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna slowly but surely I'm gonna think about this move

[05:24:11] Okay, so I'm gonna go up one. I'm gonna see how you play against this

[05:24:15] Mmm, it's not a bad shout.

[05:24:19] It's magic.

[05:24:21] See, you're cooked. See, I knew you were gonna do that. Now what are you gonna do? What do you do with it?

[05:24:26] Battling, bram.

[05:24:28] It's game over now.

[05:24:29] Oh, let me have a review of your reputation.

[05:24:31] No, no, it's okay. Keep fighting. Wait.

[05:24:35] Wait.

[05:24:36] I just keep fighting. Everybody has no way to save this. Magnus himself can't save this.

[05:24:45] check check not check that's not how the way you see it all right yeah you

[05:24:59] actually see it you're way you see it wait boss

[05:25:03] hey

[05:25:05] it wasn't good attack but i don't know i'm sorry oh you might sell me go back yeah

[05:25:11] Oh my god, I gotta let out force. I have to let out force.

[05:25:27] Block all yourself, try to keep pushing.

[05:25:32] Goodbye! It's over!

[05:25:36] Goodbye! It's over!

[05:25:40] Cause as soon as I go, he's gonna fuck me!

[05:25:42] It's fucking over!

[05:25:44] I'm the form of chess!

[05:25:48] Hey there Delilah, what's it like in New York City?

[05:25:52] I'm a thousand miles away.

[05:25:55] But girl, tonight you look so pretty, oh yes you do.

[05:26:00] Oh

[05:26:16] Okay

[05:26:25] Give me 30 seconds 30 seconds 30 seconds. I'll be back

[05:26:29] Okay, why are they giving me protein candy look? Oh God

[05:26:34] All right, oh my god, no shit shit shit. Okay. You can't I think you can't I'm gonna analyze this really quick

[05:26:42] So you were doing really good and then you start panicking and you start playing without thinking

[05:26:47] Super solid opening great play. Okay here. So you understand castling now the king

[05:26:53] So what where should have you developed instead of this?

[05:26:56] Make an arrow for him no your move and you're right here castle you take this no no you take this

[05:27:10] Here good yes, I'll probably put it like I don't I wouldn't put it here because the horsey

[05:27:15] Because the pawn you see these good so that rather than moving your queen cat talk about my cam

[05:27:20] Why do you guys keep saying the cams problem that came is fine? Okay? Okay? Okay?

[05:27:23] And now, so here, this was fine, this was really great, and then he blundered.

[05:27:30] You're gonna win games because your opponent blundered, you just wait for them, you're gonna

[05:27:34] like a cobra, you let them blunder, and you don't.

[05:27:37] Oh that's why.

[05:27:38] Oh wait, I don't see the board, sorry.

[05:27:39] There we go.

[05:27:40] Okay, it's gonna run analysis mode, okay, good.

[05:27:42] So wait for it, again, he blundered on move 10 here.

[05:27:46] He's a burglar.

[05:27:47] So you can win, but then you gave it back, you need to hang on to it.

[05:27:50] Everything here was good.

[05:27:51] So now you're in the middle game. You need a plan right here. So right here you would use a horse

[05:27:57] So one plus I want to teach you once you get in these positions

[05:28:00] These are the ropes you want to act so you've already activated you get it you have the opening your king is safe

[05:28:05] This is called a semi open file because there's only one pond you want to activate your rucks here

[05:28:10] Oh, they're working jump over my horse. No, it's but it's about future control. So try to

[05:28:17] Do not start taking things just know that once you finish this activating the rucks

[05:28:21] And now small moves. Yes, small moves. This actually was good because it created a threat

[05:28:26] Like this Bishop is on the side and when pieces have nowhere to go you want to attack them

[05:28:31] So this was like this was a good move without realizing you were fucking genius

[05:28:34] And then here you got lucky you didn't ask yourself you could have won this piece for free

[05:28:39] But what did he do? So what should you do here? So what I should do here hypothetically? What did he do?

[05:28:45] What was his last move? I didn't see it. I'm sorry

[05:28:48] He went down a pot. So I was like I should do that

[05:28:51] What should you do?

[05:28:51] Um, take it.

[05:28:52] Why did he do that?

[05:28:53] No.

[05:28:53] Because he's setting himself up for something in the future.

[05:28:55] Why did he push that pawn?

[05:28:56] What does that pawn do?

[05:28:57] He's going to take this.

[05:28:58] Yes.

[05:28:58] So I should hypothetically move this.

[05:29:00] You kept looking at this.

[05:29:01] I could move it right here, right?

[05:29:02] Just because you see a cap for doesn't mean you should do it.

[05:29:04] So maybe I should back up.

[05:29:05] Yes, what's wrong with that capture?

[05:29:06] Because if I do this capture, this one's going to take me.

[05:29:08] Yes, and you're losing material.

[05:29:09] You don't want to lose material.

[05:29:10] So maybe I'll go back and rewind.

[05:29:12] I don't even need to go back to.

[05:29:12] This is better.

[05:29:13] So you are winning material, but do not give him anything.

[05:29:16] Don't give him any pieces this this sometimes I've had it because I'm like oh I got his piece. Why not?

[05:29:20] Yes, but exactly but here he could have taken your bishop

[05:29:22] Yes, so like state calm you're literally only 10 seconds down and you'd be up two pieces of material

[05:29:27] If that is enough in the game, but you keep giving him pieces. So then you gave you a grandmaster. No, I'm not

[05:29:33] I'm just an expert

[05:29:34] Rooks pay attention when ponds disappear off the file. So this pond disappeared. What attack did it create?

[05:29:41] one more time. This pawn. That took my bishop. So what it's setting itself up for is it's

[05:29:48] going to take the other thing right here. Right? No. Rooks. So Rooks are very, notice how his

[05:29:53] rook is set up. What about this guy? What's this attack? Same thing. What is it attacking?

[05:29:58] Right now it's attacking my horsey horse. Okay, good. So notice, this is why you want

[05:30:02] to put your rook on open files. Open files are any file without pawns. So even if

[05:30:06] there's knights or bishops, it doesn't matter. So this is really strong. So you created

[05:30:10] weakness try when you're not only checking the moves to notice is there any new patterns in the

[05:30:14] position so there's a new line of fire when this pond took that's why your night was hanging

[05:30:18] you're shooting so much inform my I know this is what we can slow down I just think this is like

[05:30:24] the rest is fine and then okay simple move you saw this threat you just be jinxie for no no you

[05:30:29] can do it you're gonna beat him you're gonna do it I'm ready I'm ready okay this was a fork

[05:30:35] We talked about yo, buddy. I forked up. I'm ready. I'm gonna be honest. I'll

[05:30:39] Okay, that's fine. When you play you just try to highlight what he did tax when he makes moves

[05:30:44] Yes, you can do that. I didn't know that yeah, right click. I just want you to look at the tax. Okay. Yeah, okay. Yo pork boy you here

[05:30:50] Yes, bro, you're not ever gonna beat me dude. I'm not ever gonna beat you

[05:30:55] We drew brother

[05:30:57] I had 36 shut up. Let's go. Bro. How do I go again online? I'm in a bullet game. I'm a carer in one second

[05:31:09] So here no no wait, so here what you should have done your forked you have to lose a piece

[05:31:15] Obviously, but I don't want to lose this. Yes, so I'm gonna move back. Okay, or what's even better?

[05:31:18] You saw it at first. You wanted to take that pawn here. Can you tap it?

[05:31:23] My photo is a burger.

[05:31:25] Oh, yes.

[05:31:25] And then, okay, then you take.

[05:31:27] Yep.

[05:31:27] And then he takes.

[05:31:28] Yep.

[05:31:28] And then...

[05:31:29] How would he take?

[05:31:29] And then we just went on time.

[05:31:30] This is your best move.

[05:31:31] It's not gonna live again.

[05:31:32] Because you're still losing.

[05:31:34] Do we have gummy bears left?

[05:31:35] Yes, but you're still losing, but this way you don't lose an entire queen.

[05:31:38] So just understand when you're forked, it's okay to sacrifice.

[05:31:41] Just try not to lose your most important piece.

[05:31:43] You're calling me brilliant.

[05:31:45] Yes.

[05:31:45] Oh, wow.

[05:31:46] Well, because trust comes called that move brilliant.

[05:31:48] Okay, all right.

[05:31:49] Wait, what the hell, Lord?

[05:31:50] Yeah, you ready?

[05:31:51] Okay, let me give you very much.

[05:31:52] Yep.

[05:31:53] Send me to the I'm by

[05:31:59] You're getting better, but you still have a lot a lot to go

[05:32:06] If we lose this it's over but if I win this

[05:32:10] Okay, we're gonna make it this is winner takes all bro. That's how it works

[05:32:14] Okay, we just challenged a challenge. Did you get it in discord and discord? No, no the game of the map

[05:32:23] I can get such a link if you need

[05:32:29] Bar right bar right bar right just calm of any moderation on the profile pictures. I've seen like 30. We know yes

[05:32:37] That's you. What do you ask? Yes, if just calm as a moderation on the profile pictures

[05:32:46] One time I saw I was a very interesting looking yeah, that was crazy. I've never seen that in my life

[05:32:53] I don't know how you guys got that. I'm gonna ask them. All right. Did you get it? All right

[05:32:57] In here in here float it and float like a feathers thing like a bee

[05:33:03] How do I wait? How do I start now?

[05:33:05] How do I start?

[05:33:08] How do you do? Oh, wait, we said I'm a challenge. He says he's in it. He's in it. No, he's not except that. Oh

[05:33:13] All right. I'm in. Okay. I'm in

[05:33:18] All right headsets going on double check your moves. All right jinx best of luck brother

[05:33:23] handshake. What the fuck are you doing? Ron, what is that bishop twin? Nice before bishops,

[05:33:42] Nice before Bishop's true

[05:33:50] So one thing about me Jinxie is that I learned from my mistakes, so obviously here I could take some pieces

[05:33:57] But why would I do that? I'm just gonna back up

[05:34:01] In that position you couldn't even take any pieces. I could have taken on many pieces. I want to but you choose not to let me

[05:34:08] Don't reach out and focus yes, ma'am

[05:34:10] Your one goal was, you're almost there. That's the queen.

[05:34:15] Tasseling is what you're doing.

[05:34:18] Empanyata. Empanyata.

[05:34:20] Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

[05:34:22] Good job.

[05:34:23] Get a share of play.

[05:34:25] Okay. So that means, so I've got a, so I've got a castle here?

[05:34:29] That's how you, there's only one way to castle.

[05:34:31] Right here.

[05:34:31] That's the only way.

[05:34:33] BANG!

[05:34:33] Okay. Please remember that.

[05:34:35] So I have to do that every game?

[05:34:36] Yes.

[05:34:36] All right.

[05:34:37] Okay

[05:34:39] You and the impagnata's ready all right

[05:34:44] All right, Nio

[05:34:48] You're not locked in bro, I'm so locked into the book. Yes. Don't retract. You're not not

[05:34:53] We play bro. Oh, it's me

[05:35:00] Right it's my turn. I'm just thinking about my mood. It's not your turn dick

[05:35:07] It's fine. Just trust me, please.

[05:35:09] Ooh.

[05:35:12] Can I move some...

[05:35:13] Why are we pushing ponds? We haven't finished developing.

[05:35:15] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[05:35:17] But what fish have been... You can't develop it because you've lost.

[05:35:19] I might... Ooh, okay.

[05:35:20] Chad, I believe this pond was game-losing out of me here.

[05:35:22] You need to get out of here.

[05:35:24] You're the fish that's been pawning in the pond.

[05:35:26] Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.

[05:35:28] Jamesy, I wish you the best of luck.

[05:35:30] But unfortunately, you're now a pawn to me in the game of chess.

[05:35:32] go bro you scared fake I have aura

[05:35:41] think on his time don't just yeah you

[05:36:14] trade take take

[05:36:24] Me ho me ho me ho

[05:36:36] I don't think this is a bad play because yeah, that's not a bad play

[05:36:39] I mean, I take it confidence, okay, because then I'm just gonna actually I'll see how he plays because he goes

[05:36:45] You know, no, I don't know

[05:36:53] Nope, so yeah, but then that goes there honestly

[05:37:01] Because he's gonna do that so I guess I do have to

[05:37:04] So he was gonna do that so I moved to here

[05:37:15] Me oh me home in yoi min yoi. Oh good play

[05:37:23] Wait, oh, but then I want to do that is that words? Oh, okay bet, so I'm gonna do that

[05:37:30] Oh, thank God.

[05:37:32] Ah, it's improving.

[05:37:45] I didn't see that play, I'm not going to lie.

[05:37:47] So that's going to do...

[05:37:48] Remember the books, we talked about the books.

[05:37:50] So I got to move this...

[05:37:53] Oh wait.

[05:37:57] Oh, hold on.

[05:38:00] Hold on. I'm okay with this. I know it's gonna happen. So it's that and then that. Yeah, yep.

[05:38:11] Yeah, I'll go back.

[05:38:14] Oh, I like that play actually. That was actually a good play.

[05:38:21] That's fine, but now you're kind of like in a weird position. So I just...

[05:38:25] Wait, is it my turn?

[05:38:26] Wait, oh no. Oh my god. Oh my god. I fucked up, didn't I, Andrew?

[05:38:41] No, you're still in the game. You're literally even on materials.

[05:38:44] I lost.

[05:38:45] You're dead even.

[05:38:46] Yeah, but the thing is...

[05:38:47] If your mindset is over, you lose the game.

[05:38:48] Yes, ma'am.

[05:38:49] You are in an even position. You can win this. You need to stay up on time.

[05:38:50] I think I know what to do here.

[05:38:51] You can win this you need to stay up on time. I think I know what to do here

[05:38:57] Oh wait no, I

[05:39:01] Didn't even click

[05:39:05] I know I'm familiar with these games. I played these games before I

[05:39:14] Played these games before I

[05:39:21] You're stressing me out. That's what it is. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[05:39:34] Fast!

[05:39:42] Wait, how did you do that? Is it clean?

[05:39:45] Yeah, we did.

[05:39:46] Oh my God.

[05:39:51] Oh my god, Miho, how do you love Miho?

[05:39:55] Jinxie, give me a chance.

[05:39:59] He did. He gave you a...

[05:40:00] I know, and I fucked up.

[05:40:02] Don't give up! You got spellmated last time. You can get spellmated again.

[05:40:05] Yes, the Valkyrie.

[05:40:07] Nope, we're fine.

[05:40:08] Yep, so you can't get me. Classic.

[05:40:10] Just hang in there. Just try.

[05:40:12] Hey!

[05:40:14] Hey!

[05:40:16] The miracle's gonna happen, chat.

[05:40:18] But we did already get our make-a-wish today

[05:40:25] Y'all lipstick stains

[05:40:42] Just let me work I got this

[05:40:45] You're gonna watch you are now watching a master at work

[05:41:10] Wait a minute, I think you fucked up

[05:41:14] Wait. Oh my god. Take my phone. Do it. Do it, bro. Do it. Take it.

[05:41:32] Well, I only have one move.

[05:41:34] Let me think before let me see what he does and let me cook and then maybe the confidence

[05:41:46] Chad am I made for this or no?

[05:41:49] Wait let me just think real quick.

[05:41:53] He's trying to mate me?

[05:41:57] Hey yo.

[05:41:58] I mean obviously, I can do this but you don't have any money, you don't have any money.

[05:42:07] Yeah I know, it's like, then if I go up one more it's like okay, but...

[05:42:16] Yeah, I don't get it.

[05:42:17] Oh my god.

[05:42:18] Um, you had a free queen and you were winning.

[05:42:21] You were winning, maybe, um, double or nothing.

[05:42:24] You're getting so much better you didn't even know the pieces moved and you were actually making winning moves on

[05:42:33] I'm so bad. I'm so bad. He's clapping. He's clapping like like oh my god.

[05:42:44] Can I have the headset? Yes.

[05:42:46] Hello Mr. Dinksy.

[05:42:48] Hello hello.

[05:42:50] So listen, he drove the short bus to school and this was a big day of progress.

[05:42:55] We would like to offer you double or nothing and we just, we will do one quick chess lesson

[05:43:01] and we've made a lot of progress so we appreciate your patience.

[05:43:04] You've been very humble with us.

[05:43:05] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, double or nothing's fine, I mean, we could do-

[05:43:08] Just giving away money!

[05:43:09] No, no, don't worry.

[05:43:10] Triple or nothing?

[05:43:11] No, just double or nothing.

[05:43:12] Just double or nothing.

[05:43:13] I'll cover the double.

[05:43:14] Okay, I'll do it.

[05:43:15] Let's do it.

[05:43:16] Let's do it.

[05:43:17] Double or nothing.

[05:43:18] Okay, okay.

[05:43:19] one minute lesson and then we got it okay so you literally were in a dead

[05:43:28] even position so one thing I want to go over right here so here you touch your

[05:43:32] night about to give your queen but then you saw it but try to ask yourself to

[05:43:38] again but then you did a really great this was amazing and then in this

[05:43:43] position you took with the queen you want remember you want your rooks on

[05:43:47] open file so take this is open file I know yeah yeah yeah yeah looks well this

[05:43:52] bishop if he's annoying you how can you kick him out of the board um how can you

[05:43:57] attack the bishop only one right here yes right to move let's say the bottom

[05:44:01] right pawn yes good when these bishops come don't be afraid to kick in the

[05:44:05] mouth because I can get I can trade yes trade is good and then you are

[05:44:08] literally doing great and then you just panic you miss clicked and you

[05:44:11] wondered your queen and somehow you are still good what should have you done

[05:44:15] here so right here is I should have low key not done anything yet but no I

[05:44:21] could do the night the night right no so then there's one hanging piece on the

[05:44:27] board and you open the attack when this night move it open remember we keep

[05:44:31] talking about rooks I want you to draw the line that the rook attacks wait I

[05:44:35] keep forgetting the queen like okay so what is this look at I think you go

[05:44:39] off right so whenever you're opening a diagonal it's too fast I'm moving

[05:44:44] Yes, but try to draw arrows so you can visualize and see the entire line like you did that with an attack and that was awesome

[05:44:50] So like this if you remind yourself, you'll see it

[05:44:52] You just need to work on your visualization and then you just panic and let me give all your pieces even this

[05:44:56] I promise you you can come back, but you need to skin to continue defending

[05:45:00] So like even if you're losing do not keep giving your pieces because he will

[05:45:04] Bunder you actually believe me. I do I put I I'm covering the double or nothing. I'm putting my money on the line for you

[05:45:09] So I do. Last word of encouragement, you figured it out later, try not to block your center

[05:45:16] pawn with your own piece, because this is why it took you so long to develop, right?

[05:45:20] Yes.

[05:45:21] Okay, so, Chad is all saying DG. So where is a better square for this bishop?

[05:45:27] One more on.

[05:45:28] Which is? Highlight it or move it?

[05:45:29] It would be C4.

[05:45:30] Yes, great. Okay, then, and then just finish your development. And literally, if you

[05:45:34] get some kind of game, you would have been totally fine.

[05:45:36] Last quiz how do you castle we've done this only a few days, so you move wait?

[05:45:41] okay

[05:45:44] Good okay, and you can also castle queen side, but just keep it simple. Let's just castle king side. Let's do this thing

[05:45:49] Okay, no brother. You're done now. You're actually done. Can we get some GG's going in the chat?

[05:45:54] Let's get the final countdown. Let's get some GG's going on in the chat brother

[05:45:58] You're you're actually cooks like I thought

[05:46:01] What is this which one do?

[05:46:03] Let me help you.

[05:46:05] Okay.

[05:46:06] You're actually cooked now.

[05:46:07] Like before I was like trolling low-key.

[05:46:10] You're done.

[05:46:13] You sent it?

[05:46:15] You sent it on Discord?

[05:46:17] I'm sending it out.

[05:46:19] I'm going to send him a link.

[05:46:21] Who believes in me chat?

[05:46:22] Drop a link.

[05:46:23] Dead ass.

[05:46:24] Some things are better not to happen.

[05:46:26] Okay.

[05:46:27] I sent it on Discord.

[05:46:29] You got it?

[05:46:30] Okay.

[05:46:31] Don't panic.

[05:46:32] principles talk to yourself it's okay I'm not afraid arrows don't forget your

[05:46:38] arrows and the file you said you can only accept it once that's okay no it

[05:46:45] says it doesn't work does it work sure not working not working it's because you

[05:46:49] know what it is I started I have like a winning mindset now so the game will

[05:46:52] let me know it's probably because you have two trust comms if we send a

[05:46:57] I think it's just yeah, there's so many people on this website, right? Oh my god, that's you guys saying you almost had a strong game

[05:47:07] That's you had a strong start nice Nicholas Stewart. Did you get it?

[05:47:13] Yo, uh chat just put every channel point you have on me winning guys if I don't win like I'm

[05:47:18] I'm sending him one more quickly click it because he leaked cheddar bron beats me

[05:47:23] I'll do it 24-hour chest right it's fine just quickly jaycee did you get it quick quick quick quick quick

[05:47:32] Okay, two health lines only two I'm gonna use them wisely we need to win

[05:47:53] Yeah, why not? Why not? You know, it's not a bad trick. Let me think.

[05:48:19] Everything's fine.

[05:48:23] What's your development run?

[05:48:28] Gotta develop.

[05:48:29] Don't worry about me.

[05:48:30] I'm figuring it out.

[05:48:31] I've got an idea.

[05:48:32] Good arrows.

[05:48:33] Good arrows.

[05:48:34] Wait.

[05:48:35] I know.

[05:48:36] Hold on.

[05:48:37] I'm just checking out the board.

[05:48:39] So if I do this, that would be bad.

[05:48:42] Honestly, I'm probably just moving it like,

[05:48:44] let me take my time here,

[05:48:45] because then I'm just going to do that.

[05:48:52] So this is just gonna do that, but then I gotta get this out.

[05:48:59] I have to.

[05:49:00] Let's just get it going.

[05:49:01] So this piece is kind of, yeah, why not?

[05:49:06] That's not even bad.

[05:49:07] I mean, fuck it.

[05:49:09] Okay, everything's fine.

[05:49:12] You're even mature.

[05:49:20] Good Arrows.

[05:49:22] Not bad, it's okay. Exactly Drexthaus. That's exactly it.

[05:49:28] Not too bad, it's okay.

[05:49:32] Everything's fine.

[05:49:50] Zooie mama

[05:49:53] What piece is not

[05:50:01] Jinxie I need you to walk in right now me how

[05:50:06] Super skein yet, brother

[05:50:15] Because

[05:50:20] Is your bishop hanging right now?

[05:50:22] No, okay, if you want to attack on the king,

[05:50:24] how can you attack on the king?

[05:50:26] What piece can you get there?

[05:50:28] What piece attacks on long files?

[05:50:31] No, that's diagonal.

[05:50:33] Make a plan to get him on the G file.

[05:50:37] Yes, make a plan to get the G.

[05:50:39] I think I go this, this, this.

[05:50:41] There's a faster way, but we'll take whatever you've got.

[05:50:46] You know what, let's go with your plan.

[05:50:48] Time is on the essence.

[05:50:50] You have five minutes.

[05:50:51] Mio.

[05:51:00] It's not cheating.

[05:51:01] We're allowed health lines.

[05:51:02] We totally didn't see that.

[05:51:04] OK.

[05:51:15] I'd like that we made a plan and then the next move

[05:51:18] I just forgot it, but that's okay.

[05:51:20] We need to play it.

[05:51:27] I guess I always have to move this.

[05:51:30] The question is...

[05:51:35] I mean, it's just like...

[05:51:39] You still got this, it became forever.

[05:51:48] You are surviving you're not losing a queen. This is good. Why did he do that? You're forgetting your question because he's gonna take that

[05:52:02] He's gonna go that

[05:52:04] You just answered it. Yeah, I know because I would probably do

[05:52:11] Your this because yeah, yeah, yeah, so this right here

[05:52:18] So

[05:52:31] He's trying to take this how if you can't defend it how else can you save it?

[05:52:40] Me how

[05:52:48] I got it.

[05:53:04] I understand it now.

[05:53:07] So bang, bang, bang.

[05:53:10] I don't know.

[05:53:11] Technically.

[05:53:13] Boxed!

[05:53:14] 200!

[05:53:16] Boxed like a fish!

[05:53:18] 200!

[05:53:20] Get out, bro.

[05:53:23] That's my knight.

[05:53:25] You're a boxed!

[05:53:26] She didn't help with that either, bro.

[05:53:27] Oh, gosh, she didn't help with that.

[05:53:29] Let's go.

[05:53:31] Miho, you're wasting time.

[05:53:33] You're so annoying to the players, God, I can't see myself.

[05:53:37] Miho, ooh, that's a good move.

[05:53:39] Unfortunately, it's not a great move. Goodbye!

[05:53:43] We went over this.

[05:53:44] Wait, he boxed me like 200.

[05:53:46] We did this exercise. That's okay.

[05:54:01] Oh.

[05:54:09] He's a smart cookie. What can I say? What can I say except I'm fucked?

[05:54:19] Jaxie, give me ounce of hope. Like just something to work with. You're not talking. Like, this

[05:54:34] is so cringe, so cringe, so cringe. You're so cringe, so cringe, so cringe, bro. You're

[05:54:39] so cringe so cringe so cringe so cringe all right now

[05:54:47] don't read the chat don't read the chat so cringe brother so cringe why so

[05:54:54] cringe like so cringe

[05:54:58] If you...

[05:55:00] Vas!

[05:55:01] Oh no no!

[05:55:04] I got...

[05:55:05] The mouse slipped!

[05:55:07] The mouse slipped!

[05:55:09] Oh my God.

[05:55:10] Wait, wait, wait!

[05:55:11] Neha, it's over!

[05:55:12] No, I don't know the...

[05:55:13] Offer take back.

[05:55:14] Stop.

[05:55:15] I think you can't offer take back.

[05:55:16] Can I report this?

[05:55:17] Uh...

[05:55:18] Can I report it?

[05:55:19] No, we can't offer take back.

[05:55:20] They...

[05:55:21] I just got to play it.

[05:55:22] I just got to play it.

[05:55:23] Oh, you could offer take back.

[05:55:24] What can I say?

[05:55:26] What can I say?

[05:55:28] Oh, whoa, whoa!

[05:55:31] I mean, this is just...

[05:55:33] It's okay, just fight till the end. Just fight.

[05:55:35] It's over. It's over. I'm a lost cause.

[05:55:39] I'm a lost cause from the chess community. I didn't take my life.

[05:55:42] Okay, no, don't say that.

[05:55:43] Hey!

[05:55:44] Don't do that.

[05:55:46] Hold on, I know.

[05:55:48] No, no, no, no.

[05:55:49] It's under attack there.

[05:55:51] So, a square? That's not attack. One more.

[05:55:53] No.

[05:55:54] Yes, yes, just go there.

[05:55:56] Well, give us some hope.

[05:55:58] I got an entry.

[05:55:58] That's the only hope.

[05:55:59] I got an entry, Mondrea.

[05:56:00] You got this.

[05:56:01] I got an end.

[05:56:02] I'm down.

[05:56:02] It's over.

[05:56:03] Wait, wait, there's only one way you can save this.

[05:56:05] In case something like this happens.

[05:56:07] OK, no, all right, he defended it.

[05:56:08] Yeah, of course he defended it.

[05:56:09] He's cheating.

[05:56:09] Push for the pasta.

[05:56:10] He's cheating.

[05:56:11] Try to push not that one.

[05:56:12] He's cheating.

[05:56:13] You're a fucking cheater.

[05:56:15] You're actually fucking cringe.

[05:56:18] Holy fuck, I just let out a gasol scream.

[05:56:20] I'm sorry.

[05:56:24] Don't even cover me.

[05:56:24] I deserve to lose this, how much is the right, I give you 40, like bro?

[05:56:27] What are you doing on there? Just keep fighting, don't give up!

[05:56:30] Never give up!

[05:56:30] Na na na!

[05:56:32] I will give up!

[05:56:33] Na na na!

[05:56:35] Let me love you!

[05:56:38] You're lost, dude.

[05:56:41] What can I say, except you're welcome?

[05:56:47] A person who thinks too much, does nothing at all but think.

[05:56:51] Beautiful, well said.

[05:56:52] Just by Seneca.

[05:56:54] I'm unsubscribed, I'm sorry.

[05:56:56] Don't be sad, you need to focus. We're gonna put Chad on the amount of...

[05:56:58] I see Keck was on my right.

[05:57:00] Chad is too distracting.

[05:57:02] Okay, you really only have King Moog. Just move your King, it doesn't matter.

[05:57:06] Anything else you move, not there. Just don't move.

[05:57:08] This is the file of the roof. You're not going to get out of here. Just go back and forth and see if he can beat you.

[05:57:14] He can't. Row one. It's row one. You're in row one. What are you gonna do? You're gonna...

[05:57:18] Actual row one. It's over for you.

[05:57:20] Just down he has to figure out...

[05:57:22] I mean he's up he's in no one he's not gonna do it and I'll get see his address online number one

[05:57:28] You can't do that. Don't be weird. Oh actually weird. Okay. He's threatening mates. Well, guess what you only have one one forcing move

[05:57:36] You only have one I

[05:57:39] Think I make the play here. You only have one move and the forcing move what are forcing move?

[05:57:43] I don't know what to talk about those. I think I just go for it. I hope he doesn't see it. Maybe he's distracted

[05:57:49] Yeah, sure

[05:57:52] Yeah, I mean, it's not gonna make a difference if he's out of cooking because he's trying

[05:57:59] to checkmate you in one move, so you have to check him or you're gonna get made in one

[05:58:03] move.

[05:58:04] You can't move your king, so you check him with your pawn.

[05:58:06] That's not check, right?

[05:58:07] Check!

[05:58:08] That's what we've got.

[05:58:09] We're over the loss.

[05:58:10] Loss!

[05:58:11] Check!

[05:58:12] Loss!

[05:58:13] Okay.

[05:58:14] Pin his knight.

[05:58:16] No.

[05:58:17] Pin the knight.

[05:58:18] That's the...

[05:58:19] Well, actually, sorry, that's losing.

[05:58:20] Don't do that.

[05:58:21] No, we're over.

[05:58:22] I think I know how to play better than you. Give me one second.

[05:58:26] Yeah, go for it.

[05:58:27] Check!

[05:58:28] That's great!

[05:58:30] Voss!

[05:58:32] Oh, jeez, Louise!

[05:58:34] It's gonna make a difference.

[05:58:35] Oh, whoa!

[05:58:37] Meal!

[05:58:38] Wait.

[05:58:39] Wait, we least.

[05:58:40] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[05:58:43] Check!

[05:58:45] Hey, Rob.

[05:58:46] There's me. There's nothing.

[05:58:47] I just wanted to say good game, bro.

[05:58:49] Oh, whoa!

[05:58:52] I

[05:58:59] Sped like that

[05:59:05] Got money on the line get to work. Come on we gotta

[05:59:09] Wait I have one more then I lose to double. Okay, where's that guy already lose? I think I already lost a double

[05:59:17] Oh my god, oh my god

[05:59:19] You can't be a spirit.

[05:59:20] I'm getting, Kace, I was calling and saying I'm ruining his night.

[05:59:23] Okay, so, wait, we're going to analyze for 10 seconds.

[05:59:26] Give me a minute, Jixie.

[05:59:27] So, we did one lesson, you lost the first game like this.

[05:59:30] What did I do wrong there?

[05:59:31] What did I do wrong there?

[05:59:32] So, beautifully well done, you trapped his night.

[05:59:34] Remember when we talked from your, you don't remember, so I'm not going to reference things,

[05:59:38] but when they're attacking your piece, you don't have to take right away.

[05:59:42] What can you do so you can win this night for free without giving him peace?

[05:59:45] What do you do here?

[05:59:46] All you have to do is just save your bishop, anyway.

[05:59:52] So I want to do that.

[05:59:56] Because why?

[05:59:57] Because what are you starting to do?

[05:59:58] Because I'm going to take that.

[05:59:59] Right.

[06:00:00] So how do you save your bishop?

[06:00:01] Can you defend the bishop?

[06:00:02] Because there you're giving this knight square to go, right?

[06:00:04] So I would do it here.

[06:00:05] No.

[06:00:06] The knight can also take you there.

[06:00:07] So here.

[06:00:08] The knight can also take you there.

[06:00:09] Here.

[06:00:10] Rook can take you there.

[06:00:11] Oh my fucking god, you're a genius how to go there.

[06:00:12] Okay.

[06:00:13] So it would be this.

[06:00:14] It would be that.

[06:00:15] to keep getting attacked right if you run you just keep attacking you defend

[06:00:19] this where you go defense what we need to learn how to defend your pieces so if

[06:00:25] I go here that means I'm guaranteed unless you're going to square that the

[06:00:31] night can capture it can capture there yes yes so can you defend that bishop

[06:00:35] now so I shouldn't move it right you don't move it so how do you defend it

[06:00:39] defend it with another piece because that bishop is worth three points the

[06:00:42] the Rook is five. He's not going to take that.

[06:00:44] So I would move this.

[06:00:45] But that's not defending the bishop.

[06:00:47] How do you defend that? I'm not familiar with that.

[06:00:49] Move a piece directly so that if he takes your bishop you take him back.

[06:00:53] So be this.

[06:00:54] Yes.

[06:00:55] Okay, so you need to learn how to defend your pieces.

[06:00:57] Don't look at chat!

[06:00:58] How do you see every time I look?

[06:01:01] If you learn how to defend, you can win.

[06:01:04] You know how to attack and you see things.

[06:01:06] You just need to learn how to defend, okay?

[06:01:08] This you would have won the night.

[06:01:10] found this on your own. Like you saw these, you're just not, and then this was good. Here,

[06:01:16] we don't think, so why are you giving a Bishop for a Pawn? Pawn is worth one, Bishop is three.

[06:01:20] What's a better move here? All you need to do is not panic in these attacks.

[06:01:23] I mean this is just an easy one, I'll just back off.

[06:01:25] Yes, good. So when you're under attack, take, these are, tend to be your weakness.

[06:01:28] When you get under attack, you just panic. But if you think how to attack, how to defend,

[06:01:34] or how to run away, you're literally solid. That was good. The rest was fine.

[06:01:39] And then last maneuver, we made a plan and we forgot,

[06:01:43] but okay, see, this was really good.

[06:01:45] We're only talking about open pile, I had to hint this,

[06:01:47] but I want you to find this on your own.

[06:01:48] Because if I keep hinting it,

[06:01:49] no one's gonna save you on the tournament.

[06:01:50] You need to remember this.

[06:01:53] And then the plan we were talking about

[06:01:54] is attacking on his king.

[06:01:56] So in the end game, this is good.

[06:01:58] Let's say we play normal.

[06:01:59] It's not a bad idea.

[06:02:00] I read the chat, they're telling me to flip the burger

[06:02:02] that I need to give them fries.

[06:02:03] I'm gonna get away.

[06:02:04] 10 seconds of focus, okay?

[06:02:05] So queens are off the board.

[06:02:07] That means you can activate your king.

[06:02:10] So here, if you activate your king,

[06:02:13] remember when we talked about

[06:02:14] you're still looking at the top right, Chad.

[06:02:16] I see the prize.

[06:02:18] I'm sorry.

[06:02:19] I'm sorry.

[06:02:20] I see.

[06:02:21] I'm believing.

[06:02:22] Oh, God.

[06:02:23] What is this?

[06:02:23] Get what the fuck is this?

[06:02:25] Hold on.

[06:02:26] OK, I will look.

[06:02:27] What did I just say?

[06:02:28] Can you tell me what's going on?

[06:02:29] You don't need to open.

[06:02:30] You want me to figure out the open so that I can figure

[06:02:32] out for a tourney day.

[06:02:34] Like so?

[06:02:34] Like open?

[06:02:35] OK, so activate your rucks.

[06:02:36] So like right here, like obviously I'm not playing, but like right here it would be...

[06:02:39] So show me that rook is on an open file. How to put the other rook on a semi-open file?

[06:02:45] I would probably take it over to here.

[06:02:47] Good.

[06:02:48] Because nothing can get in here.

[06:02:49] Okay, and this is a semi-open file. There's one pawn. Try to activate your rooks.

[06:02:53] Activate your rooks and don't be afraid to...

[06:02:55] You'd be okay to attack those?

[06:02:57] Yes, because everything's the fend. You're not capturing it. It's just so that you see that this is how it moves.

[06:03:02] But you're not gonna capture it.

[06:03:04] so the idea is like trying to put your rucks on open files

[06:03:08] this is an open file i really do that's why i keep

[06:03:11] but i'm giving you hints and you just have to retain it do you actually want

[06:03:15] me to win this tournament dude i'm like i'm still here i've

[06:03:18] questioned why i'm not holding time that i keep thinking i can leave right now

[06:03:22] but i'm still here so please you know let's end on a good note i'm still

[06:03:26] here let's end on a seven p.m this has been my

[06:03:29] entire day and i have a lot of important

[06:03:32] shit to do but I'm still here let's fucking end the night right let's fucking do

[06:03:37] that if I lose this remember what I just taught you yes I'm ready I'm ready

[06:03:54] I'm ready I'm ready I'm ready I want no pickles on my burger when I fucking

[06:03:59] You flip you bro, you like that, that's kinda good.

[06:04:00] That's good.

[06:04:01] That's good.

[06:04:02] The burger!

[06:04:03] Yes, you're the burger, you're the burger.

[06:04:04] You're the burger.

[06:04:05] I'm the burger.

[06:04:06] Seven of this score.

[06:04:07] Welcome to Diamond!

[06:04:08] Let me help you out.

[06:04:09] Let's go.

[06:04:10] They're saying I'm so good, I'm a diamond now.

[06:04:12] The confidence is there, the rest.

[06:04:16] Okay, I'm gonna challenge you, quick,

[06:04:19] quick challenge.

[06:04:20] Thank you.

[06:04:21] Thank you.

[06:04:22] Let me chat, I've never been more confident.

[06:04:24] Wait, chess is in my chat, what do they say?

[06:04:26] Click, just click.

[06:04:29] Chess said, we believe we hooked you up.

[06:04:32] Shout it out, Chess, they're in my chat.

[06:04:33] Yo, Chess, can you give me 1,000 subs?

[06:04:35] Sorry, I just had to try.

[06:04:37] They're putting up the prize.

[06:04:38] If they win, maybe they'll give you some subs.

[06:04:41] All right, Jinx, can you see that one?

[06:04:42] All right, we sent him a link.

[06:04:44] OK, please, everything we learned today,

[06:04:47] if you just try to remember.

[06:04:48] That's John Chess.

[06:04:51] I'm ready.

[06:04:51] Here we go.

[06:04:52] I'm in, I'm in, I'm in.

[06:04:53] Oh my god.

[06:04:54] I'm not going first now. Oh my god. There's got me bears on the line. Okay. I'm gonna throw these out the window if you don't

[06:05:06] Remember

[06:05:19] Yeah, I'm gonna close it I'll do it. I'll do it. I'm just gonna close it. Can someone yeah, here

[06:05:22] I'll just do it over here. I can't see that far

[06:05:30] You know always look

[06:05:33] Yeah, they're all just laughing at me

[06:05:36] I know that was fucked. I'm thinking we're freaking out. Don't freak out

[06:05:43] I'm living in that 20 verse century

[06:05:48] Doing something mean to with

[06:05:52] this is so easy bro bro this is so easy bro you have to play betta bro remember you

[06:06:02] fell for this you have to play betta bro you're so easy bro you're so fucking easy

[06:06:06] bro shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut up just shut up for one

[06:06:14] fucking second bro you could move your knight and take my pawn I didn't even see that

[06:06:18] I know I know I'm so fucking stress

[06:06:40] The gummy bears we did this with the gummy bear I don't remember I was just so hungry during that

[06:06:44] I know. I'm gonna have to pot review this later.

[06:06:50] No, no. You got this. Okay. Think about your next move on his turn. That's the only way we can catch up on time.

[06:06:55] So you can either...

[06:06:56] He's fucked. Look at the sign going down.

[06:06:58] Okay.

[06:06:59] So he did that to that.

[06:07:02] Yes.

[06:07:07] Ooh. I like that.

[06:07:13] Well played, Ron.

[06:07:19] So we're handing out pods?

[06:07:21] Alright.

[06:07:22] Blah-blah-blah.

[06:07:23] Sorry.

[06:07:24] Blah-blah-blah.

[06:07:25] Alright.

[06:07:26] That's a rare one.

[06:07:27] Oh, fuck.

[06:07:28] No, that's the rest of your PC.

[06:07:29] You have a PC out of me the entire game.

[06:07:31] I know.

[06:07:32] Not that one.

[06:07:33] Yes.

[06:07:34] Find the best squirt.

[06:07:35] Try to double-

[06:07:36] What are you doing over there, Ron?

[06:07:39] Chet, is this a brutal mug?

[06:07:42] Wait, I think it was good.

[06:07:44] I can't lose, bro.

[06:07:45] Wait, Vommel?

[06:07:46] Tenfold?

[06:07:47] Just go for it.

[06:07:48] Yes, ma'am!

[06:07:49] Why do you doubt the bad moves that are good moves?

[06:07:51] Why don't you doubt the bad moves?

[06:07:52] Bar-ri-move-ri-ri-ri-ri.

[06:07:54] Jinxie, hit the rarest ball, right?

[06:07:56] Hit the rarest one.

[06:07:58] Wait, Ron?

[06:07:59] Wait, no.

[06:08:00] I just checkmated you, bro.

[06:08:01] Thank God he's tired.

[06:08:02] You just say you checkmated me.

[06:08:03] Ron, I just checkmated you.

[06:08:04] You know how to get a list?

[06:08:05] Ron, it's checkmated.

[06:08:06] Where's Marlin when you need him?

[06:08:12] Okay, we're all right. We're hanging in there.

[06:08:15] Marlon, what are you? I need you. I need you. I need you. I need you right now. Yeah,

[06:08:22] I need you right now. So don't let me. Don't let me. All right. I need to come here for

[06:08:28] motivation.

[06:08:30] Okay. Okay. So the...

[06:08:35] Ooh.

[06:08:36] Do not stop giving free pieces. You keep running into the same pan and you have

[06:08:40] not unpin yourself how do you take the piece that is

[06:08:43] pink you can't move your knife why can't you move your knife

[06:08:48] head you can't move your knife because you're a queen right

[06:08:51] so are you eating bro take the serious no do you draw a diagonal on what that

[06:08:59] fish is going to do bro make a diagonal white fish up

[06:09:03] yes draw a diagonal yes okay oh what the fuck

[06:09:06] Wait, how does it do?

[06:09:08] Okay, there you go.

[06:09:09] I have made it.

[06:09:10] I have made it.

[06:09:11] I thought I did.

[06:09:12] I thought I was over-extending and I thought the only way Ron could beat me is if I don't

[06:09:16] over-extend.

[06:09:17] I actually have made him do.

[06:09:21] Save a lie, bro.

[06:09:22] Save a lie.

[06:09:23] I feel calm.

[06:09:24] Hold on.

[06:09:25] Bro, you forget it.

[06:09:26] That's terrible.

[06:09:27] Ron, bro, stop out of the tunnel.

[06:09:30] No one, man.

[06:09:32] Chad, I had made it too.

[06:09:33] I knew it.

[06:09:34] I have the vision for it!

[06:09:36] I knew I had made it!

[06:09:38] Whoa!

[06:09:40] Wait, this is such a sexy play.

[06:09:43] Thank you.

[06:09:44] Oh my god. This is such a good play from the kid.

[06:09:46] Jeff, this is such a good play from the kid.

[06:09:49] Oh my marlin.

[06:09:51] This is such a good play from the kid.

[06:09:53] This is the end!

[06:09:55] No, no, you can't run! You can't see one! You have to just run!

[06:09:58] This is the end of me!

[06:10:00] It's not over! Keep talking!

[06:10:02] You give you

[06:10:04] me

[06:10:06] me

[06:10:08] I don't know any

[06:10:10] perfections

[06:10:12] I

[06:10:14] give you

[06:10:16] me

[06:10:18] you have a good boy

[06:10:20] shut the fuck up

[06:10:22] you have no skill and chance

[06:10:24] open

[06:10:26] open open open sesame

[06:10:28] open sesame

[06:10:30] Oh never mind. I knew there was a reason. Hey, Ron.

[06:10:35] How do I say goodbye?

[06:10:42] There's a queen. I don't need it.

[06:10:44] Jinxie, Jinxie, take my butthole, bro. I'm dead ass.

[06:10:47] It's fine. Play with your rucks. Use your rucks.

[06:10:50] Go to your king so you don't lose them, too.

[06:10:52] Yes, keep them different. Look, look. Maybe a trap is queen.

[06:10:55] You can still play it. Who needs queens? It doesn't matter. We don't need it.

[06:10:58] Not like it's the most important thing. It's fine.

[06:11:00] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, never move.

[06:11:02] Okay, think if he doesn't move his queen, how can you trap, try to trap the queen?

[06:11:09] You need to restrict the queen from moving.

[06:11:12] Psst, psst, psst, psst.

[06:11:14] But if he escapes, it doesn't matter.

[06:11:17] Jaxie, do me a favor. Can you take your queen and go deep?

[06:11:20] Ah.

[06:11:21] You fucking asshole.

[06:11:22] Okay, keep attacking the queen.

[06:11:23] You have the queen, you have the queen.

[06:11:25] That.

[06:11:26] What?

[06:11:27] Uh-oh.

[06:11:28] Great.

[06:11:29] Why don't you just use your rocks?

[06:11:30] They don't have much.

[06:11:32] OK.

[06:11:32] Jinksy.

[06:11:33] Mooooooolllll meee!

[06:11:36] Sink.

[06:11:36] Oh, I know what to do.

[06:11:37] I know what to do.

[06:11:38] I know what to do.

[06:11:39] Look, look, look, look, look, look.

[06:11:42] Trust me, because then he's going to go back and then back.

[06:11:45] Sure.

[06:11:46] Just try not to give any more pieces.

[06:11:47] Just try when he makes a move to make sure they're defined.

[06:11:49] We could still come back.

[06:11:50] See?

[06:11:51] Look, look, look.

[06:11:51] So then, what are you going to say?

[06:11:52] One, one, one, one.

[06:11:54] Yes

[06:11:57] You're on rule one you make it

[06:12:01] Well, that was a rare one what the fuck was that hold up hold up. Let me actually focus here

[06:12:08] We're down a queen but a king is still in place

[06:12:11] That's me

[06:12:27] Yeah, that's a safe movie

[06:12:32] Check you ready

[06:12:41] You just play the move.

[06:12:43] Remember when you did it?

[06:12:44] No, we're not fist bumping because you're down a queen.

[06:12:48] You need to win something to get a fist bump.

[06:12:50] My dad used to say that, and then he left my mom and me

[06:12:53] and everyone.

[06:12:54] They told me I needed to win something.

[06:12:56] You know, I, oh, OK, OK.

[06:12:58] This is when he starts to blunder.

[06:12:59] Focus.

[06:13:00] He's blundering and funnering and funnering.

[06:13:02] Ooh.

[06:13:03] Ooh.

[06:13:04] You must focus.

[06:13:05] Ooh.

[06:13:05] Back.

[06:13:06] Ooh.

[06:13:07] You need to think.

[06:13:08] Ooh.

[06:13:08] You need to keep thinking.

[06:13:09] You're under pressure pressure makes diamonds, but diamonds doesn't provide pressure. It's undefeated boss

[06:13:17] I mean I have to yes. Yes. I'm gonna go kind of far here because then if I go here, right?

[06:13:22] Oh wait, you can't touch me wait can't touch this

[06:13:32] Oh my god, but I got I got I got I got it because look look look trust me. I know he's gonna he's not gonna

[06:13:39] I think.

[06:13:41] You're right.

[06:13:43] Oh fuck.

[06:13:45] Wait! Focus, focus, focus, focus.

[06:13:47] Hold on, I know, so...

[06:13:49] Why did he do that?

[06:13:51] Because his plan here is to do that.

[06:13:53] This is the most important moment.

[06:13:55] Both directions. We did this on the board.

[06:13:57] All directions of the queen.

[06:13:59] Draw all the arrows where the queen attacks.

[06:14:01] Good. Keep going. You're not done.

[06:14:03] You're missing all the way.

[06:14:05] Draw the full arrow.

[06:14:07] What is she this is the checkmate that we

[06:14:11] Right if Queen goes here, can you take it back?

[06:14:15] So I gotta do this. Yes. Yes. Thank God. Okay. All right. No more help

[06:14:18] I actually kind of understood that before you said that I know you're hard to believe like it's hard to believe

[06:14:23] But like I rest is you. Thanks. See I low-key think I got you with a coach without a coach

[06:14:28] Well, you're down to Queen but watch this though. Wait ball, right? He saw it. You're a fucking

[06:14:33] Oh, but then yeah, but then that that was a good play jump. I'll give you that that was a great play

[06:14:41] I'm kind of folks. No, you can't help me. You can't know. I got to just figure this out

[06:14:45] I got to figure this out. I got I got a block that

[06:14:49] Saved your bishop. It's a pin. We talked about it. Remember pin pin

[06:14:54] Bishop

[06:14:57] So we can't move this pond

[06:14:59] No, we're never gonna do it.

[06:15:00] Yeah, I'm fucked.

[06:15:01] I don't want any help.

[06:15:02] Wait, yes.

[06:15:03] Can you try so that if that pond disappears, it's a check?

[06:15:07] Okay.

[06:15:08] Ooh!

[06:15:09] Okay.

[06:15:10] No coach!

[06:15:11] Just let me focus!

[06:15:12] Okay, the rest is you.

[06:15:13] You said that five times.

[06:15:14] Okay, the rest is all you!

[06:15:16] These are puzzles!

[06:15:17] Puzzles!

[06:15:18] Puzzles!

[06:15:19] Puzzles!

[06:15:20] Puzzles!

[06:15:21] I gotta think.

[06:15:22] I got time.

[06:15:23] I have time on my side.

[06:15:24] Okay, now you can do it.

[06:15:25] You see, I have time on my side.

[06:15:26] Wait.

[06:15:34] No.

[06:15:36] Okay.

[06:15:38] I'm going to keep that there.

[06:15:42] Hold on.

[06:15:44] I know it's under attack, but the thing is, if it's under attack, it's under attack.

[06:15:55] it's under it hold on oh my god he's a silly Billy who's chilly oh my god

[06:16:13] junko take my butthole bro it's over I can't move this guy I mean I can but no

[06:16:21] it's not worth it it's like why not give me something to work with wait why can't I

[06:16:36] move that but my god but Marlon what would he do he would go Marlon would go

[06:16:46] there. Wait, it's making fart noises. It's making fart noises on me. I'm not

[06:17:02] gonna lose. I'm not gonna lose. When there's a will there's a way. He's gonna fuck up.

[06:17:06] I know it

[06:17:24] Actually fucking my asshole oh my god

[06:17:28] Can't see if I'd go here. Can you just let me have it? I like dead ass. Can you just let me have one, bro? Please can you just

[06:17:36] Just let me have one, please. Just let me have one, please. Please, bro, I need this!

[06:17:46] You can get a stalemate, you've done it before.

[06:17:48] Please, bro, I need this!

[06:17:50] Give him more pieces, you need to give him your pond in your room, but he's going to meet us again.

[06:17:59] I feel so powerful. Chad, I've never felt more powerful in my life.

[06:18:02] Okay, you're trying to get a still mate. Yeah, yeah, great.

[06:18:10] I'm not gonna do it.

[06:18:18] I don't know what you're doing anymore.

[06:18:26] The fact that he hasn't made it up to the mirror.

[06:18:29] Because he's fucked.

[06:18:32] Wait, wait, how did he just...

[06:18:34] Oh my God.

[06:18:35] By the marines!

[06:18:37] It's okay.

[06:18:38] You've done it before.

[06:18:39] You can still get the stalemate.

[06:18:40] Chad, if I fuck this up, I swear to God.

[06:18:43] If I stalemate this, I swear to God.

[06:18:45] Just hang in there.

[06:18:46] Yeah, just put him anywhere.

[06:18:49] Fuck.

[06:18:50] I'm getting distracted by a car.

[06:18:51] This one doesn't...

[06:18:52] Oh!

[06:18:53] Marlin if you hear me save me do something bro just do something Marlin

[06:19:10] It could have been 100, it could have been 3.

[06:19:18] Game over. I lost. I lost. I lost.

[06:19:22] Oh my fucking god. Just finish me bro. Finish on me.

[06:19:28] Ahhhhhh.

[06:19:30] Hey, I made no progress today.

[06:19:33] I made no progress!

[06:19:35] I just wasted 6 hours of your time!

[06:19:38] It's okay. What's time anyways? We're all gonna die anyways. It doesn't really matter. Where's time going? Who cares? Time's not even real.

[06:19:48] Ron, bro, you know what, bro? Keep this out of it. Don't spend it all at the one place.

[06:19:55] How much did we lose? 100? Oh shoot.

[06:19:58] Your balance is too low. I don't even have money. Nice. So I can keep it.

[06:20:02] You know what bro?

[06:20:07] Thanks, Dixie, for the lessons.

[06:20:10] Dixie, I got you, bro. I gotta add it off stream and then I'll send you some in the morning, bro.

[06:20:13] Can we do one game of alternating chess?

[06:20:18] You make a move and I make a move.

[06:20:22] I just want to get one win.

[06:20:24] Yes, but you can't say anything wrong.

[06:20:27] Team chess.

[06:20:28] You said yes, but you can't say a single thing to me.

[06:20:30] I'll keep my mouth shut.

[06:20:32] One alternating chess.

[06:20:34] Just one.

[06:20:35] Re-match your math.

[06:20:36] Just one, thank you.

[06:20:37] Okay, I will go first.

[06:20:38] This is actually last one.

[06:20:40] Okay.

[06:20:40] Last one, chat, last one.

[06:20:41] All right, let's, we had a lot to have, okay.

[06:20:43] No talking, remember.

[06:20:44] I'm silent.

[06:20:46] No habla ingles.

[06:20:48] Ooh, mi papamito cambia, amigo.

[06:20:50] Aboleo.

[06:20:52] Biblioteca.

[06:20:53] Muy bien.

[06:20:54] Yeah.

[06:20:55] Mijo.

[06:20:57] No, esto mío.

[06:20:58] Uh, I'll say that or not.

[06:21:01] Uh, it's-

[06:21:03] Nope.

[06:21:04] Uh, it's-

[06:21:05] Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

[06:21:07] Oh, it's your turn, sorry.

[06:21:09] Oh, I'm gonna cut the mic.

[06:21:10] No, it's okay, you got this.

[06:21:11] I don't think you're thinking.

[06:21:12] Oh, I'm distracting you.

[06:21:14] If we lose this, then I think I'm gonna quit my chess career forever.

[06:21:17] Like, this cannot be it.

[06:21:19] Okay.

[06:21:20] Let's see here.

[06:21:22] I'm already in trouble, but I don't want you to murder.

[06:21:27] Hey!

[06:21:29] I'm the fire.

[06:21:31] Hey!

[06:21:33] Focus.

[06:21:35] Are you smarter than me and her?

[06:21:37] That's the question we want to know.

[06:21:39] He is, but I'm really retiring from this.

[06:21:41] Butters are right.

[06:21:43] Sorry, this is not fair for Jensy.

[06:21:45] I should have bought the act.

[06:21:47] A butters are right.

[06:21:49] It's your turn, I trust.

[06:21:51] No, because I reacted.

[06:21:53] You make two moves in a row, because that was not fair.

[06:21:55] Okay, next move's on you.

[06:22:00] They're saying Jinxie's cheating this whole time

[06:22:01] that he has the vibrator in his ass.

[06:22:03] Is that true?

[06:22:04] You could do two moves in a row.

[06:22:05] Yes, I have eight little beads, bro.

[06:22:08] Eight little beads.

[06:22:11] Whoa, I have eight little beads in.

[06:22:15] Take your eight little beads out of your ass, bro.

[06:22:17] We're locked.

[06:22:18] All right, Ron, did you just make the last move?

[06:22:20] Yeah, I did.

[06:22:21] No, she did.

[06:22:22] She made the last move.

[06:22:23] No, that was him.

[06:22:24] That was not me.

[06:22:25] That was all him.

[06:22:30] She was such a nice person, I would be so pissed at Rod.

[06:22:33] Yeah, brother, how do you know that maybe I-

[06:22:35] Focus on the chess, why are you reading chat?

[06:22:37] We were already losing and it's only moved 10 for God's sake.

[06:22:41] Your turn.

[06:22:43] Bar-head.

[06:22:46] Wait, I can win this, I can win this!

[06:22:48] Yeah, I can win this!

[06:22:50] We cannot lose to Jynxxy.

[06:22:51] I'll be up there.

[06:22:53] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[06:22:58] I was, that's my play, wasn't me.

[06:23:01] Oh, fuck, that was a good play.

[06:23:03] Thank you.

[06:23:05] Shiesa.

[06:23:11] Whoa.

[06:23:12] Y'all are alternating, okay, okay.

[06:23:15] I can remind my eight blunders from Ron, Ron.

[06:23:20] Andre, don't move there.

[06:23:21] Oh my.

[06:23:23] But, Ron, this is what happens, bro, when you don't practice chess, bro.

[06:23:30] BORK!

[06:23:32] Okay.

[06:23:33] BORK!

[06:23:36] Whoa!

[06:23:38] Whoa!

[06:23:40] I've been ruining your reputation.

[06:23:42] You can say what I said.

[06:23:43] I'm lost.

[06:23:44] I'm even getting a rook or a knight.

[06:23:45] It's one or the other.

[06:23:46] I don't even know how you got in this position, to be honest.

[06:23:52] Oh God. How did we get here?

[06:23:57] Bro Ron, you are the fart of Twitch?

[06:23:59] Don't ever call me the fart of Twitch. Look at this move I'm about to do right now.

[06:24:03] It's not you playing right now.

[06:24:04] It is me playing. Are you sure? It's not me that's banable. You'll get banned from the tournament.

[06:24:07] Oh, this is actually really, okay.

[06:24:10] Double check your moves, please.

[06:24:11] Yes ma'am. Yes ma'am.

[06:24:12] I can't imagine if I don't have pieces.

[06:24:14] Ma'am?

[06:24:20] This is insane.

[06:24:21] We could do this.

[06:24:22] We're almost lost over our pieces, please do not lose the rest.

[06:24:24] We can do this.

[06:24:25] I need you to lock in.

[06:24:26] This is all we have.

[06:24:27] I need you to lock in.

[06:24:28] You're selling me a little.

[06:24:29] Okay.

[06:24:30] If we're going to lose to Dixie, I think I'm going to resign commuting the tournament.

[06:24:41] I cannot.

[06:24:42] Murray!

[06:24:43] You resigned now.

[06:24:44] You resigned now.

[06:24:45] I'm sorry.

[06:24:46] I'm sorry.

[06:24:48] What was the last time you actually thought for three seconds?

[06:24:52] Gentlemen, I know, I'm actually a serious question.

[06:24:55] I'm not sure if you like to resize that muscle in your life.

[06:24:58] Okay, right to move.

[06:25:00] Oh, this is such a good day.

[06:25:02] All right.

[06:25:03] You're designed now. You're designed now.

[06:25:06] You're designed now. You're designed now. You're designed now!

[06:25:11] Because...

[06:25:14] I can feel it, I'm getting pro at this.

[06:25:17] I'm getting pro.

[06:25:19] I feel it in my ass.

[06:25:22] Okay, hold on.

[06:25:23] I think I would go here.

[06:25:29] Oh, are they coming to help me?

[06:25:31] Someone under my coat.

[06:25:33] Ladies, can you shut the window?

[06:25:35] There's a siren coming.

[06:25:43] Okay.

[06:25:44] What is the point of this play?

[06:25:46] Good, just play that.

[06:25:47] He has a butt plug.

[06:25:48] We lost.

[06:25:49] Like, maybe we should do the Magnus Carter 67-minute

[06:25:54] strap.

[06:25:56] Even Magnus can't save your positions.

[06:26:00] What do you think Magnus would say right now?

[06:26:02] Would he be putting Kekos in my chat?

[06:26:04] I don't think he would have made it this long

[06:26:05] the line at this moment.

[06:26:08] We're almost there, though.

[06:26:08] OK, my turn.

[06:26:09] It's my turn.

[06:26:10] OK, there goes.

[06:26:12] No problem.

[06:26:13] Oh, Meeho.

[06:26:16] What?

[06:26:17] Ooh, that was a good play.

[06:26:18] Just focus, focus. He's trying to...

[06:26:20] Whoa!

[06:26:20] He sees he has good tactics.

[06:26:22] How is he smarter than they?

[06:26:23] Because he's trained every single day.

[06:26:24] Like, what the fuck?

[06:26:25] You've just been a burger every day.

[06:26:27] What?!

[06:26:27] He's doing homework!

[06:26:29] He does puzzles every day.

[06:26:30] She didn't even know what that means!

[06:26:31] He didn't eat breakfast!

[06:26:32] She came there!

[06:26:33] You wake up and eat!

[06:26:34] Wake up and does test puzzles!

[06:26:35] God damn it!

[06:26:36] That's the fucking difference!

[06:26:37] Hold on!

[06:26:38] I'm locked.

[06:26:39] There's nothing I can do.

[06:26:43] Wait, this is not a bad show.

[06:26:45] No, this is not a bad show.

[06:26:46] I know, I know, I know.

[06:26:48] Hold on, let me focus, let me focus, let me focus.

[06:26:57] Okay, where's the flag?

[06:27:01] I'm actually about to read these books today.

[06:27:03] Yeah, no please, you have to train a little bit tomorrow,

[06:27:06] otherwise I can't watch you play on Friday.

[06:27:08] I'm afraid that you're going to blunder if I take this.

[06:27:29] Blunder

[06:27:37] Focus I was not a good play. Yes. That was a burger. Fuck

[06:27:42] Fuck boss. It was a trade

[06:27:45] Just you you have to focus. No if I do that then

[06:27:48] I'm gonna take it slow. I'm gonna play smart cuz I'm gonna let you do it.

[06:28:17] That's a good strategy. That's what happens when you think.

[06:28:21] I see someone in the chat saying number three with no onions. Guys, I'm not dea-

[06:28:25] Oh. This is up to you now. You got us in this room. You got us here.

[06:28:29] It's made in two. Oh, it's over. Oh, it actually is over.

[06:28:32] Shhh. See me? I would have went for it and then I would have gotten wrong.

[06:28:39] Is he talking? Talk to him.

[06:28:43] He's not that fucking...

[06:28:44] Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh.

[06:28:46] You can't help me. I'm locked in.

[06:28:48] You have to see this, otherwise we're losing the game.

[06:28:51] If you don't play the best movie, it's lost.

[06:28:55] OH!

[06:28:59] These, if I go...

[06:29:00] Hold on, I'm a Freud panic.

[06:29:02] Wait, she's not saying a word. She's not saying a word.

[06:29:05] But if I go here...

[06:29:13] I'm praying.

[06:29:20] Lace, why are you typing fries emojis in my jet?

[06:29:33] I bet there's no fries in Jinxie's chat.

[06:29:39] I mean...

[06:29:41] I'm sorry.

[06:29:42] I'll read your books tonight.

[06:29:44] Do you know how to read? I don't even believe you!

[06:29:47] I don't even think you know how to read a book!

[06:29:51] What are you doing? Why is he so silent?

[06:29:53] I don't know!

[06:29:54] What are you doing?

[06:29:55] I'm trying to keep him quiet.

[06:29:57] Don't read your chat bro, don't cheat.

[06:29:59] I'm not reading my chat bro.

[06:30:02] We have a coach and you're getting a rad kick!

[06:30:04] I'm not, I don't have a coach first of all.

[06:30:06] She's on the same school level as me, Curly.

[06:30:08] I lost whatever skill I had in chess today.

[06:30:12] We're all equal.

[06:30:17] Is it my turn?

[06:30:18] He had mate like this, but we didn't see it.

[06:30:22] We would have lost.

[06:30:24] We're still fighting.

[06:30:27] We're alive.

[06:30:29] We're back in the game, baby.

[06:30:31] We had mate in two.

[06:30:34] We could have been checkmate in two, but we're still alive.

[06:30:36] This is another chance at life.

[06:30:38] She's hung out with me so long she's losing brain sense.

[06:30:40] No, this is not over.

[06:30:42] This is the only, if I go home and we didn't want a single game today, I will never, ever return.

[06:30:48] You played, right?

[06:30:49] Yeah.

[06:30:49] Okay.

[06:30:51] Good move.

[06:30:52] That was actually solid.

[06:30:53] Okay.

[06:30:54] That was a solid rook.

[06:30:55] All right.

[06:30:55] You need to think when he's playing.

[06:30:58] It's under two minutes on the tournament.

[06:30:59] If you get under time pressure, you're going to start panicking.

[06:31:02] So you'd play under time pressure.

[06:31:04] Pressure makes time and time makes pressure.

[06:31:06] No, I don't.

[06:31:06] You know in FNCS there 30 seconds on moving zone I needed to get a refresh in 20

[06:31:11] That's what unknown told me what did I do? I died and I started spectating him and I saw him do it

[06:31:18] Honestly, I'm lit. I'll let you handle this

[06:31:24] Oh fries I lost the pawn

[06:31:28] If you would just not give everything away I might actually have a chance

[06:31:36] What would Magnus Carteson do?

[06:31:39] Again, he...

[06:31:40] Carlson!

[06:31:43] He's talking to his name.

[06:31:51] We're fighting.

[06:31:55] I'm gonna ban this email in my chat.

[06:31:57] Is it my turn, please?

[06:31:58] Ah, yes. Try to think on our time.

[06:32:00] We're gonna flag it. He's under one minute.

[06:32:03] Time is just as important as material.

[06:32:05] No, I'm just gonna keep it. No, don't pray move. You move before he moved. Okay. It's my turn. Be careful because we do that and he's attacking

[06:32:13] We lose peace luckily you did a really good move the next time you do that you might lose material

[06:32:16] Yes, ma'am, but that was really good what you did

[06:32:19] Careful because we're gonna get yep. That's I know what to do

[06:32:21] I know I know I know I know I know because I'm not gonna do there. I know I know I'm not doing that

[06:32:26] But if I do this also

[06:32:29] Just don't honestly because wait just let me focus space for this

[06:32:35] I'm just going to take it to you before you.

[06:32:40] I don't know, we're getting pinned.

[06:32:44] It's up to you. It's your move.

[06:32:48] You don't, yeah. I've got a plan.

[06:32:52] Oh, I don't know.

[06:32:54] Oh, we're checked.

[06:32:55] You just have to not get made into it.

[06:32:57] Oh, no. No, no, no, no. Wait.

[06:33:02] That's...

[06:33:03] Wait, just let me focus.

[06:33:05] It's fine. It's fine. Everything's fine. It's fine.

[06:33:09] Oh.

[06:33:10] Everything's fine. It's fine.

[06:33:19] Okay.

[06:33:23] We have to win one game today. We can't.

[06:33:25] I'm closing chat. It's just actual fly submissions.

[06:33:27] Okay, chat.

[06:33:28] Okay, chat. Okay, it's my turn.

[06:33:30] Okay. Do it. Do it.

[06:33:35] So you're winning.

[06:33:36] Okay, so you have a minute left. I would focus up.

[06:33:42] Brother might actually win.

[06:33:46] Here, I'm going to do this.

[06:33:48] Bust!

[06:33:52] I know, I know, because if I go here,

[06:33:55] but then you're going to have to be forced to the finish, back to my...

[06:33:57] Unless okay, I have to I mean I have to so I mean I would probably just take it safe and go there

[06:34:18] Appreciate you're hoping me okay. I believe in you Roberto

[06:34:22] What was the full name?

[06:34:24] Roberto, that's good.

[06:34:25] No, no, it was something else.

[06:34:26] I'll call these dumb Roberto.

[06:34:27] No, it wasn't that.

[06:34:31] You know what?

[06:34:32] I have full faith.

[06:34:33] I want you to win without me.

[06:34:34] What?

[06:34:35] Oh, no, you fucked up.

[06:34:36] You have 30 seconds?

[06:34:37] No, no.

[06:34:38] Just please.

[06:34:39] I just want to get off of the win.

[06:34:40] One plan.

[06:34:41] Okay.

[06:34:44] I believe in you, Roberto.

[06:34:46] You're actually making me play by myself right now?

[06:34:48] You can win, but you need to find the win.

[06:34:52] But if you don't see the wind, we're screwed.

[06:34:59] Yes, go with your guy.

[06:35:01] OK, winning move after this.

[06:35:04] It's distracting.

[06:35:05] I'll try to get off.

[06:35:06] OK, you've all won.

[06:35:11] OK, but you can't lose this.

[06:35:12] This is just you, Roberto.

[06:35:22] I'm not gonna say I got a phone call or my soul is because I got a phone call.

[06:35:42] Oh my days it's because I got a phone call.

[06:35:46] Yes, yes, just get a draw, get a draw.

[06:35:49] Please, for God's sake, don't lose.

[06:35:50] Oh my God, he gains time!

[06:35:52] It's okay, go back, yes, no, no, no, yes, no, no!

[06:36:01] You can draw this, if you can trade pawns,

[06:36:03] it's an automatic draw because you can't checkmate

[06:36:05] with the knight.

[06:36:06] No!

[06:36:10] Yes!

[06:36:11] You're so over-stressing.

[06:36:12] You're over-stressing!

[06:36:13] You're so over-stressing!

[06:36:14] You're over-fucking stress.

[06:36:15] You're so, you're so over-fucking stress.

[06:36:18] Yes!

[06:36:19] Yes!

[06:36:20] Well, it was nice.

[06:36:21] Thanks for having me.

[06:36:22] I've got, uh, this song's gotta go, but thanks somewhat.

[06:36:28] Here.

[06:36:29] You are so close.

[06:36:30] Okay, we need to, no, no, we need to learn from this.

[06:36:33] We can't go like this.

[06:36:35] Open up chest.

[06:36:36] When you, when a dog takes a poop on the floor, you show him his poop.

[06:36:39] You don't just let the dog go run.

[06:36:40] Namadog.

[06:36:41] Namadog.

[06:36:42] We need to look.

[06:36:43] Namadog.

[06:36:44] Got it.

[06:36:45] Got it.

[06:36:46] No, no, no.

[06:36:47] It's just, it's just a metaphor.

[06:36:48] Oh my god! Oh my fucking god! Oh my fucking god!

[06:36:52] Did you learn from this?

[06:36:54] Oh my god! I'm useless! I'm useless! There's a surprise emoji me! I hate this!

[06:37:00] Like, this is actually like annoying!

[06:37:02] I'm trying to, like, as soon as you stop playing, I lose!

[06:37:06] No, no, no, no! Okay, you were so, I'm gonna, two really important lessons.

[06:37:09] And for the record, we didn't go about it technically.

[06:37:11] I've reached the six hours you taught.

[06:37:13] So, remember, what does Ronaldo love to do?

[06:37:18] Fuck up.

[06:37:19] No.

[06:37:20] Try again.

[06:37:21] Score goals.

[06:37:22] No.

[06:37:23] What do the fries mean?

[06:37:25] I like to fuck up.

[06:37:26] No.

[06:37:27] Cat's head.

[06:37:28] He likes to eat.

[06:37:29] What do you eat with?

[06:37:30] A fork.

[06:37:31] Show me the fork.

[06:37:35] That's under attack.

[06:37:38] So the goal here is you try to do attack.

[06:37:41] So all you need to do is win his knight.

[06:37:44] You can't win.

[06:37:45] Oh my god, I, okay, so the fork is here, so I can take two pieces at once.

[06:37:49] Right, and he'll probably defend, but this is what we're going for.

[06:37:52] So in these positions, you're trying to fork him, and also you just, you need to take

[06:37:56] his material.

[06:37:57] So that was fine.

[06:37:58] You got this end game.

[06:37:59] I can't.

[06:38:00] I'm sorry.

[06:38:01] And then the last note.

[06:38:02] So, this was a, this most likely a draw.

[06:38:07] If he pushes his pawn, okay, if he pushes his pawn, okay, if he pushes his pawn,

[06:38:11] What happened if he pushes his pawn?

[06:38:15] If he pushes?

[06:38:16] Yes.

[06:38:17] If he goes up, then I check him.

[06:38:21] What do you do in this position?

[06:38:23] Good.

[06:38:24] So this is automatic.

[06:38:27] All you needed to do was not push your pawn because as soon as you pushed, you gave him

[06:38:31] an opportunity.

[06:38:32] This was a draw.

[06:38:33] If you have your sonite, it's a draw.

[06:38:34] So we had a draw and we had a, which is okay, but you have to promise me that

[06:38:39] You're gonna do, there's some puzzles you gotta do

[06:38:42] before you compete.

[06:38:44] You've made so much progress.

[06:38:46] So much progress was made.

[06:38:48] But we still need to do some training.

[06:38:50] Okay, so if I play tomorrow, like against, like by myself.

[06:38:53] No, no, you're gonna do puzzles.

[06:38:54] Tomorrow, here, see this?

[06:38:55] Yes.

[06:38:56] Cool, okay, you know what?

[06:38:57] Let's do one now.

[06:38:58] Puzzle rush.

[06:38:59] This is what you're gonna do.

[06:39:00] Promise me, tomorrow you're gonna do one of these.

[06:39:02] 3-0, okay, try to solve these.

[06:39:05] This is all you need to do.

[06:39:06] Just a couple of these.

[06:39:07] It doesn't matter how many.

[06:39:08] Yeah, I mean this is so many fries and moochies and then farts and then fucking farts like so find the best move for white in

[06:39:15] This position. How are you winning this position?

[06:39:17] You only have one way to win. It's not a bishop. Yes promotion. You just had this. This is how we were winning

[06:39:24] Yes, follow your instincts. Don't doubt yourself. Beautiful. Why would what was your plan?

[06:39:29] Beautiful. Okay, you need to do these puzzles Queen there. What's Queen doing there?

[06:39:34] Good made in one beautiful

[06:39:36] You can do it. These are great. You are not asking yourself what the opponent is doing.

[06:39:43] Good. Can you find the checkmate in one?

[06:39:54] So you want a good- No, no, no, good. You want to get to the back rank. How can you do it?

[06:39:57] Wait, no. How do you get to the back rank?

[06:39:59] Beautiful. And once you see these patterns, you'll remember them.

[06:40:02] So this is what you have to do on your free time.

[06:40:04] time. Okay, all attack, show me all the force he moves. That's okay, there's more.

[06:40:10] Okay, wait, before you touch all your pieces, okay, we've seen this pattern

[06:40:15] before. What do you notice? The king is on the back rank. Whenever the king is on

[06:40:19] the back, leave your rook there. Do not think while you move your pieces. Okay,

[06:40:21] here, king has only left and right. How do you check the king so that you can

[06:40:26] take the squares? There's only one check. Can you check with your king?

[06:40:32] fries me fries me fries me stop stop stop moving stop stop

[06:40:37] the queen okay queen can't be touched good okay let's slow down you're you have

[06:40:42] one more strike in your house so make errors before you move it but these are

[06:40:45] good these are good because you're fine and it's similar pattern be careful

[06:40:51] double check your move before you do it why is that not good because if I go

[06:40:54] here to rock okay so where can you go where you can't get captured

[06:41:02] Okay, you're so close. Okay, my problem solved this and this is the last

[06:41:06] I gotta win something I gotta actually win something. I'm not leaving until I

[06:41:13] wait no we just had it okay okay Roberto puzzle recognition or

[06:41:19] We have to recognize the game's broken

[06:41:25] It's black to move

[06:41:26] Can you find the checkmate in one?

[06:41:29] Yep

[06:41:30] That's a that's a that's a draw

[06:41:32] No, that's a checkmate

[06:41:34] We're looking for a maid in one. These are puzzles. You're trying to win. You need to feel what it feels like so one day

[06:41:40] We can get on the board

[06:41:42] Maiden one there's only one piece. Is that attacking the king?

[06:41:49] I

[06:41:53] Fucking burger boy. No, no you got one more piece you only see out. No, don't move it

[06:41:57] Don't move until you're 100% sure with your move. There's one piece. You haven't looked at what piece is that?

[06:42:05] Okay, show me all that don't make any sense now. Why would I even move that good? Okay, we're bill. We're fixing this

[06:42:14] Nope, see if I move this is a pattern. You've seen it before this is

[06:42:19] Okay, this one- Hold on!

[06:42:21] This is a pattern you've seen this one before.

[06:42:26] Don't move, the player to present your.

[06:42:32] Don't move the queen, leave the queen there and think.

[06:42:34] Wait, keep looking at the queen.

[06:42:36] This is a pattern you've seen it before,

[06:42:37] but you keep missing it.

[06:42:38] Take more time, think longer.

[06:42:41] Probably, I thought that- We'll go over that,

[06:42:43] that wasn't it.

[06:42:44] Okay, can you, you're trying to checkmate in one.

[06:42:46] Before you move your pieces,

[06:42:48] Where is the king? Where are you trying to attack?

[06:42:50] Okay, is there any squares around the king

[06:42:51] that are undefended?

[06:42:54] Undefended, you have two places

[06:42:56] that are attacking one square.

[06:42:58] Don't move it.

[06:42:59] Okay, so Bishop is attacking there.

[06:43:00] Is anything else attacking where your Bishop attacks?

[06:43:03] You need to see this pattern.

[06:43:04] Don't look at the front.

[06:43:05] Nope, don't make a move.

[06:43:06] You have a direct attack.

[06:43:07] So what other piece?

[06:43:08] The Bishop, and you looked at the rook,

[06:43:10] there's one piece you haven't looked at.

[06:43:12] Okay, can that queen and the Bishop work together?

[06:43:15] Yes.

[06:43:16] How?

[06:43:16] Don't move it until you're here.

[06:43:18] sure good and why can't they can take your queen because it's Chuck what's the

[06:43:23] fending the queen but Paul there's a bishop I can't do anything right with my

[06:43:27] no no no no no you're getting there I didn't actually I mean it's okay it's okay

[06:43:31] okay that's good enough you've made progress okay just show me here if you

[06:43:36] can you promise me to just I will try on your own yes okay this one for some

[06:43:42] reason you have a blind spot once you fix these blind spots you will see

[06:43:45] them in the game. So you showed me this queen, you looked here, but for some reason, whenever

[06:43:50] you're defended, so the rook is defending the queen, right? Is there anything you can

[06:43:55] capture?

[06:43:56] Right now?

[06:43:57] Yes.

[06:43:58] I mean, you know, I was going to say that doesn't make sense. With the queen, I mean,

[06:44:03] technically speaking, I can capture this.

[06:44:05] And why didn't you do that?

[06:44:07] Well, because I didn't think, but if I do this, then this is here, or this is,

[06:44:12] No, I can't do that. If I do this, this is here and then this is here.

[06:44:16] Good. So can you take your queen?

[06:44:18] Impossible.

[06:44:18] Okay, this is okay. This is the checkmate that Jinxie had on you. If you can remember this pattern,

[06:44:23] you like this is very important.

[06:44:25] Bank.

[06:44:25] Back on your check.

[06:44:26] Wait, why, why, why, why, why, why, why? Actually why?

[06:44:28] What's defending the rook?

[06:44:29] Wait, but I can't get the whole line.

[06:44:31] So what's defending this rook?

[06:44:33] Nothing.

[06:44:34] Look at the whole board.

[06:44:35] Oh, that thing can go that far.

[06:44:37] Okay, so yes.

[06:44:38] It's a burger emoji.

[06:44:39] Almost there.

[06:44:41] So I want you to find this because this is how we almost lost.

[06:44:44] So this is a pattern right, when the king has nowhere to go and he's on the back rank,

[06:44:48] all you want to do is check it.

[06:44:50] This is called a sacrifice.

[06:44:51] How can you make a sacrifice so you can back rank checkmate?

[06:44:55] By giving up something dumb.

[06:44:59] Okay, so how can you sacrifice to make sure that the king ends up in check on

[06:45:02] the back rank?

[06:45:03] Okay, so you want to get the rook there.

[06:45:05] Well, let's say if you make a move and you're forcing your opponent to make a move back,

[06:45:10] you can get your rook there.

[06:45:12] Okay, you have to get this.

[06:45:14] This is the final one.

[06:45:16] What is the back ring?

[06:45:17] Don't guess the remove.

[06:45:18] Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, please, stop it.

[06:45:21] No, no, no.

[06:45:22] Okay.

[06:45:23] What's the back ring?

[06:45:24] Sorry?

[06:45:25] What is the back ring of the board?

[06:45:26] Here.

[06:45:27] Good.

[06:45:28] Okay.

[06:45:29] So why can't you check the king right away?

[06:45:31] Don't make the move.

[06:45:33] If I check him

[06:45:35] What are all the ways you can check?

[06:45:37] Well, I didn't mean to do this right, so I'm sorry.

[06:45:38] It would be, well, it would be low key F

[06:45:41] Okay, so, okay, so you want your rec on F8

[06:45:44] How can you force that square?

[06:45:46] Why isn't it letting me?

[06:45:48] That's a free, okay, so you can force it

[06:45:50] You have a forcing move, what are forcing moves?

[06:45:53] I don't remember that one

[06:45:54] Checks?

[06:45:55] Okay, check, so

[06:45:56] That one doesn't work

[06:45:57] And then, okay, good, and if he takes

[06:45:59] Okay, okay, that was the back rank

[06:46:02] Okay, and you had one more that you got wrong, but you're gonna have to you're gonna have to do these to remember these because I don't

[06:46:07] Know if you're just guessing or if you're remembering I think it's both. It's a little bit about okay

[06:46:11] Please don't guess on this one. I want you to think through this is the same pattern, but it's two moves

[06:46:16] So you need to learn how to think two moves ahead. Am I aware?

[06:46:19] Which one am I yeah here? So

[06:46:22] Find all the forcing moves. What are forcing moves checks good? Okay?

[06:46:26] Don't make them until you're 100% sure that I'm not gonna touch. I'm just looking yeah

[06:46:29] this is it if you can get this so if I go here she goes there okay any other

[06:46:34] checks don't make it okay oh my god I got it is this it is this because if I go

[06:46:40] here she's gonna take it then wait okay you're on to something so I'm gonna try

[06:46:47] reverse them in order if you go there right now are you defended if you'd play

[06:46:51] that right now what will he do why wouldn't be this one though because I

[06:46:53] guess there okay you need to check the king that rook was not a check is there

[06:46:59] another piece that you can use exactly where you were looking at but to check

[06:47:03] it would be this okay so where think but it would be here I don't know why it

[06:47:10] would be here so I do this I mean it'd be right but like well is that right I

[06:47:14] don't understand it why would it because you're guessing but I don't understand

[06:47:17] it that's what I'm saying so Queen here Rook takes right yeah so is there

[06:47:21] anywhere you can go where the Queen's defended defended yes by your own piece

[06:47:25] so that he can't capture you but you're trying to check the king I don't know make

[06:47:31] an arrow so everywhere the queen can go because it's so hard on stream I know I

[06:47:35] know don't panic like I can't get to it because it's like imagine imagine your

[06:47:38] special needs like me and I'm in the class and then all the smart fucking

[06:47:42] seniors coming in to say you're a fucking idiot you're a fucking idiot it's not

[06:47:46] your fault you're so close you can get this okay so why can't the queen check

[06:47:50] Don't look at chat. It's like I hold not to okay. I'm closing chat. I'm gonna fill out

[06:47:55] I want you to finish this one, but you can do it. I'm still here. It's 8 p.m. I can't believe it

[06:48:01] I can't

[06:48:03] Like this is crazy. I actually believe in you and I want you to get this okay

[06:48:07] So why doesn't the queen work here because the Rook will take it okay?

[06:48:10] So is there any square that can attack this king?

[06:48:13] Where so you're looking at Queen obviously have to work together you already figure that out so I thought this because

[06:48:19] Okay, you can do it in one move directly remember, so you would do this one. Is that a check? No try not to guess

[06:48:25] I want you to think 30 seconds before you move

[06:48:27] But the check so if I put it here is that considered a check it is why?

[06:48:34] Because it's attacking but I but I mean I guess but it doesn't work good

[06:48:38] So is there maybe not with the Rook because the Rook you already

[06:48:41] There's not I mean Bishop doesn't do it. It's gonna be the Queen

[06:48:44] Okay, take your time. Take your time. Take your time. Is there any check that's not free because you're figuring out why it doesn't work

[06:48:50] Check is attacking the king in one move. So you have to put the king under attack. I

[06:48:55] Just every move I've done. Why doesn't that work? I thought I've done that. Have I not done that?

[06:49:00] But you need to understand why before you move. Okay, okay? Don't move. We just did this puzzle last puzzle

[06:49:06] It's a pattern and it was a sacrifice. So the back ring checkmate sacrifice

[06:49:11] So this is so we're trying to checkmate here and if we do this right away he will take right

[06:49:20] Of course, but there's a way we can do it where if he takes we're thinking now two to three moves ahead

[06:49:27] Okay, all right. No more puzzles. No more puzzles. Let me put you back. Okay. Okay. It was a really long day

[06:49:34] It was a long day. And don't don't let chat believe you you know what you're I mean, this is what I'm

[06:49:40] This is what I'm looking at every time I fucking play. I just see a burger and fries being highlighted like oh my god

[06:49:49] You made genuinely so much but it might have suffered a lot and we both said but you made progress today

[06:49:56] Honestly, I gotta play this all actually have to play it's all straight. No, I really want to chat tomorrow on stream

[06:50:02] We're gonna do some runs

[06:50:03] You can do some puzzle battle you can do puzzle battle like do a couple minutes

[06:50:07] Literally just a couple minutes of this will help you so much.

[06:50:10] I'm ready for this tournament though.

[06:50:12] I'm literally like, everyone wants to see me win now.

[06:50:16] Imagine I win.

[06:50:17] You're the dark horse.

[06:50:19] No one wants you to win.

[06:50:20] No one believes that that's where you're going to win.

[06:50:23] Hey man, W stream.

[06:50:25] But you know what, you didn't give up.

[06:50:26] And I appreciate it.

[06:50:27] I appreciate you.

[06:50:28] It's hard.

[06:50:29] It's hard when everyone's shitting on you.

[06:50:32] It's hard when everyone's shitting on you.

[06:50:33] It's when a lot of people don't want to play chess

[06:50:34] because they don't want to look stupid.

[06:50:36] Trust me. It's it's genuinely humbling. You're still putting yourself out there. You've been here for god who knows how many hours

[06:50:43] We've been here. I really believe in you

[06:50:47] Seriously chat shout out

[06:50:49] She you're the fucking great. I just I know like you might be you might be the only person to sit here this long and try

[06:50:57] To make me not be a dumb ass

[06:50:59] No, but you really you see these things

[06:51:01] It's just because you're looking at chat and you're panicking and you feel like you look as soon as you're like half

[06:51:05] We're not thinking because you're just trying to brute force it, but you can do it. You can find it this Friday chat

[06:51:12] She's hosting

[06:51:14] Friday it's on the tent. Yeah chat this Friday. She's hosting a tournament with chess

[06:51:21] Everyone's gonna play in it. You know I'm saying it's jinxy aging like extra Emily

[06:51:25] Steak black one X guys, you know, we're gonna be playing that this Friday. So we have a couple days to warm up

[06:51:31] I'm gonna get you up. This is just day one. This was your first day one day chat or day one

[06:51:35] yeah yeah shout out her man that's really sweet no chat I appreciate you

[06:51:43] guys thanks for being patient with us thank you guys for being nice also just

[06:51:47] do some time your chat find me annoying I it doesn't matter which I didn't even

[06:51:52] read chat but listen you tried most people would have rage quit and like

[06:51:56] given up hours ago you kept going it was it was a humbling experience and

[06:52:00] it's hard to do thanks I appreciate you first thing the entire time thanks

[06:52:05] for the good vibes and the good fries good fries hey chat I'll see you guys

[06:52:09] tomorrow mods if you want to spam up her twitch but you said you don't stream

[06:52:14] really we're streaming we'll be streaming Friday yeah mods if you want to

[06:52:17] spam up her twitch I love you guys okay if I take this to go all right

[06:52:24] guys I'm gonna see you guys tomorrow yeah anything you wanna say thanks chat

[06:52:29] We survived peace out y'all. Bye chat. Thank you