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stableronaldo

04-10-2026 · 8h 54m

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[00:00:00] Oh no, the time

[00:00:06] And hear our prayer

[00:00:10] Please go, whenever we pray

[00:00:23] You've been, you've been good

[00:00:26] I just wanna say thank you Lord

[00:00:30] I just wanna say thank you, love.

[00:00:38] You've been bad to us.

[00:00:42] Thank you, baby, I'll say

[00:00:46] father.

[00:00:49] Now you wonder where the FB been, but I'm back to life like an FB band and she's still

[00:01:01] in the left of skin and uh, check me out then check me in, see this coca-cola, bye-bye

[00:01:06] to my old self, wake up to the new me, I used to be your world star, now I'm making news

[00:01:13] Sweet I used to hang on a night

[00:01:16] Now I'm off to streets

[00:01:18] Come and scroll, we can drive

[00:01:20] Yeah, this life is a movie

[00:01:22] Bye bye to my old self

[00:01:24] Wake up to the new me

[00:01:26] I used to be a world star

[00:01:28] Now I'm making newsweek

[00:01:30] Sweet I used to hang on a night

[00:01:32] Now I'm off to streets

[00:01:34] Come and scroll, we can drive

[00:01:36] Yeah, this life is a movie

[00:01:38] Yeah, this life is a movie

[00:01:40] V.I.V.E.

[00:01:42] Cause I look good, I smell good

[00:01:44] We gon' win this tournament!

[00:01:46] I sing good

[00:01:48] I make love good

[00:01:49] May you wonder where the F I've been

[00:01:51] I been goin' hard like a crax for real

[00:01:53] I been bringin' bad down back again

[00:01:55] New tickets, no raffle

[00:01:57] You see these kicks nigga

[00:01:59] May check some of the right steps

[00:02:01] Moe vision is a moe breeze

[00:02:03] She used to be a low star

[00:02:05] Breaking the taboo scenes

[00:02:07] Take it back, take it back, take it back, take it back, take it back, take it back

[00:02:12] So they're lookin' at 777

[00:02:14] Now I bought two streets

[00:02:20] Hey, old Paris, this is the hot boy

[00:02:25] I wear a mask with a smile for hours at a time

[00:02:29] They're at the ceiling while I hold back what's on my mind

[00:02:33] And when they ask me how I'm doing, I say I'm just fine.

[00:02:37] And when they ask me how I'm doing, I say I'm just fine.

[00:02:42] You ready for the face reveal?

[00:02:45] Hey lady, y'all, I'm about to reveal my face.

[00:02:48] And all the thinking askings.

[00:02:50] Hold on!

[00:02:52] Hold on!

[00:02:54] Hold on!

[00:02:56] That's what the mask is.

[00:02:58] Hold on!

[00:03:00] That's what the point of the mask is

[00:03:06] So you can see I'm trying

[00:03:08] You won't see me crying

[00:03:10] I'll just keep on smiling

[00:03:12] I'm going on

[00:03:14] And it just keeps on smiling

[00:03:16] It's so terrifying

[00:03:18] But I keep on smiling

[00:03:20] I'm going on

[00:03:22] I've been having too much for so long

[00:03:26] I've been having myself

[00:03:29] Oh, what the fuck?

[00:03:32] What the fuck?

[00:03:35] Put it back on, bro.

[00:03:40] Good morning, everyone.

[00:03:42] Good morning, my Twitch stream.

[00:03:44] How's everyone doing today, bro?

[00:03:47] How's everyone doing today, bro?

[00:03:50] Up for you.

[00:03:59] guys it's time I take off the mask it's me stable Ronaldo good morning

[00:04:09] everybody how's everyone doing dude good fucking morning yo Taylor was good

[00:04:14] Gavin was good zesty was good natural was good grip was good how's everyone

[00:04:19] doing today Gabe was good peekaboo was good riceford was good just a Leo was

[00:04:23] good. Keppu was good. How's everyone doing today? Stop with the throttle emojis. I don't

[00:04:31] need to see that. Yo, where's everyone at once? Was good. David at 21 months was good.

[00:04:36] Oscar was good. Lowclow was good. Brandon was good. Alright, I see the throttle emojis.

[00:04:41] Enough of the Keppu walks. Samson was good. Samson 4K QLED TV. What the fuck? Dolan with

[00:04:49] the box and everyone say thank you yes oh yes yes Jeff's taking this up all right all right

[00:05:06] hold on hold on I put the wrong button hold on hold on hold on all right let's address the

[00:05:14] That's the elephant in the room.

[00:05:19] I'm not in New Jersey.

[00:05:23] I know.

[00:05:24] Wait, my camera's buggy.

[00:05:25] Wait, hold on, we're gonna fix it.

[00:05:27] Ready, three, two, one.

[00:05:29] Is it fixed?

[00:05:30] Are we fixed?

[00:05:31] Are we fixed?

[00:05:32] Are we fixed?

[00:05:33] Are we fixed?

[00:05:34] Are we fixed?

[00:05:36] Are we fixed?

[00:05:37] Ha ha.

[00:05:38] If y'all can see me and I look good, tighten me.

[00:05:40] I gotta see if we're good.

[00:05:43] Let's address the elephant in the room

[00:05:47] There's a couple elephants in the room the first elephant I am not in New Jersey

[00:05:54] Drop a classic will you a duck smoking a cigarette a

[00:05:59] Duck smoking let's do it. Let's drop it. I mean, let's just drop the dock. Let's do it

[00:06:06] There me and Los at a talk we have to rearrange it

[00:06:11] We're gonna figure it out, bro. So I want to say I'm sorry

[00:06:16] So get your sad faces get your classics do whatever we had to rearrange it

[00:06:22] Yes, I know the New Jersey stream will happen though. Don't worry. I am not a bailer

[00:06:27] I will make sure this happens mark my words. I put it on Scorpi

[00:06:32] the other elephant in the room

[00:06:36] Outlaw aka outlaw still hasn't been paid by mr. Beast

[00:06:41] Outlaw you're never seeing that money. How do I tell you? You're never gonna see that money

[00:06:50] Let's address the third elephant in the room

[00:07:01] I'm not going to Coachella

[00:07:05] Not going to Coachella I'd rather sit here in stream

[00:07:11] I can't stream Coachella. I got told from my friends so I rather sit here and stream.

[00:07:16] Let's address the fourth elephant in the room!

[00:07:41] Yesterday, I met dinner and I look at my surveillance camera and I see two masked men.

[00:08:11] this has to be like a joke right like this dead ass has to be like I have a

[00:08:18] feeling like I'm just getting pranked right now so these dudes decide hey I'm

[00:08:25] gonna go past the Maybach right here I'm also gonna go past the GTR right in

[00:08:31] front of it and then I'm also gonna go past the Lamborghini Urus and then I'm

[00:08:35] also gonna go past the Mercedes fucking GT 63 and then I'm also gonna go past

[00:08:40] A Porsche 911 GT3 RS, but I'm gonna go for the red Honda light

[00:08:51] What is this fucking tool bro like what is this?

[00:08:56] It's because he showed the keys were on the front table and that's the range of the switch

[00:09:02] Wait, there's a jammer to steal keys

[00:09:06] Put it on God that there's a jammer to steal keys

[00:09:15] It's a flipper

[00:09:17] Okay, so I'm not even kidding. I don't know if we ever told you guys this

[00:09:21] I don't know if we ever made a public. I think I talked about on Jason's stream

[00:09:25] Dude two months ago the neighbors right here got their Range Rover stolen by a flipper

[00:09:33] By like a jammer

[00:09:36] It was like two months ago.

[00:09:41] But I also think it's a little sus.

[00:09:44] Why?

[00:09:45] Word to folk, I stole the car.

[00:09:46] It's on bricks already.

[00:09:47] Yo, Lays!

[00:09:48] Yo, Lays!

[00:09:49] You didn't steal the fucking car, bro!

[00:09:52] It's these fucking...

[00:09:53] Oh, my fucking god, these fucking hooligans, bro!

[00:09:57] Stealing our shit!

[00:10:01] Like, look at them.

[00:10:05] These look like thugs, bro!

[00:10:07] They're fucking hooligans!

[00:10:10] Oh my god.

[00:10:16] Oh my fucking hooligans, bro.

[00:10:20] You can just tell they're up to no good.

[00:10:22] These no good fucking hooligans.

[00:10:25] Holy shit.

[00:10:30] Wait, what if these are the dudes who stole my green screen?

[00:10:33] Wait, is that a fucking toaster?

[00:10:35] What is that?

[00:10:44] Let's debunk this bro, like who are these guys?

[00:10:48] Like this guy has a big fucking nose, it peeks through the mask, but it looks like a grown

[00:10:53] ass man with a little bit of a fat stomach.

[00:11:00] This guy looks pretty buff.

[00:11:02] You could tell he's kind of buff.

[00:11:04] Is that a mood dot?

[00:11:09] I mean, the gates closed right now, we have security.

[00:11:11] But we did not think that this was gonna happen.

[00:11:13] I'm gonna be honest with you.

[00:11:14] This guy just kept walked right out of here.

[00:11:22] Like, I'm not even kidding.

[00:11:23] Yo, maybe someone would have heard this fucking car

[00:11:28] if it didn't sound like a fucking vacuum cleaner.

[00:11:32] And just like that, it's fucking gone.

[00:11:39] Hey, listen, be honest, if it's, yo, if it's one of you guys who stole the car, I would

[00:11:45] very much appreciate it if you come back.

[00:11:47] We won't arrest you, we won't bring you to the police, I just want to have a talk, okay?

[00:11:54] I just want to have a quick talk with you.

[00:11:56] Just bring up the car, I just want to have a quick talk.

[00:12:00] That's all.

[00:12:01] That's all, bro.

[00:12:02] That's deadass all, bruh. I'm deadass.

[00:12:05] I'm deadass. How does this happen?

[00:12:08] Run away, they can't die. Red sentry. That's crazy. The giveaway card got fucking stolen.

[00:12:14] Good boy, bad boy. Can take you from point A to B.

[00:12:19] Next week is when the giveaway will happen. Y'all want to hear the hunk?

[00:12:23] Nice. They did ask for your card, bro! They did ask for your card!

[00:12:28] Look at this space back here. If you wanted to get freaky in the back, you'd 100%-

[00:12:33] I'm not gonna ask what you get, Jason. You're a fucking millionaire giving away a fucking Hyundai.

[00:12:37] Bro, you never gave away the Tesla. You lied.

[00:12:40] Um, you never gave- you're never giving away the Hyundai because it's fucking stolen.

[00:12:44] I think it's time you give your fans and your audience a real car.

[00:12:47] I think it's time you give them a Lamborghini. It's fax!

[00:12:52] It's almost as if this was an inside job.

[00:12:54] Jason Louine announces a giveaway to a car. It just so happens that I'm not home. The first time I'm not home.

[00:13:02] I go to dinner. I check my surveillance camera. 7.30 p.m. Right when my dinner starts, the car's stolen.

[00:13:14] stolen. What if this is Jason the Wean trying to get an insurance fraud? I've played these

[00:13:28] games before Jason, the government always finds you. Trust me, they always fucking find you.

[00:13:35] Jason the Wean crashed that after having the worst possible week of his life stalked on

[00:13:38] Spotify. First round in Valorantory, backed into $1 car, costing him $10,000. Someone

[00:13:45] stole his Maybach and I'm gonna steal him a giveaway car. Maybe it's David. I'm kidding.

[00:13:53] Fine. I won the Japan shirt giveaway and still haven't, he still hasn't responded. Hey, bro.

[00:14:01] Sucks to suck, bro. Simple as that. What are you linking me? 10.7 million views. What

[00:14:08] What is this?

[00:14:11] Exposing Sikuno, a serial cheater, master manipulator, and dangerous predator.

[00:14:21] If I click this, is my IP address gone?

[00:14:23] Oh my God, I forgot to tell you guys, we have a chess tournament in about 50 minutes.

[00:14:27] By default, we already win $5,000.

[00:14:33] We already win $5,000.

[00:14:34] I'll be honest with you, I've been practicing.

[00:14:37] I've been doing puzzles, um, I think I'm ready, I'm not getting first rounded, I'm dead ass,

[00:14:41] I'm not getting first rounded.

[00:14:43] Um, what is this?

[00:14:45] What are you linking me?

[00:14:47] Holy shit.

[00:14:48] I went to Valentine's Day this year, I was followed on Twitter by Sakuno, I thought it

[00:14:52] was a me- no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no.

[00:14:54] Are you still looking for a Valentine's Day perhaps?

[00:14:56] This is already an issue, why are you on Twitter sending Sabrina Carpenter memes DMing someone

[00:15:02] asking to be their valentine- holy cheezer man.

[00:15:06] Do we live in a fucking your forecast life?

[00:15:09] Holy get outside man 32 pages

[00:15:14] I mean I'll just skim through this real fucking quick

[00:15:17] You can open up with something like that and besides that is almost over where I'm from all right. Holy no game. What is this?

[00:15:25] Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da can yo can grok summarize this

[00:15:30] For context the same day the first guy was hit all the disc or only moved to discord after a few out

[00:15:35] Holy shit 34 year old saying my XP bar is low

[00:15:40] Which is crazy cuz I'm older than you I haven't really dated much so you have me now my XP bar is low

[00:15:54] How old is this way how old is he

[00:15:57] Wait son how old

[00:15:59] Wait, wait, wait, son. How do not say game this game. How he's not 34 put it on God put it on God. He's 34

[00:16:12] What?

[00:16:14] Shisa oh

[00:16:16] Found my private Instagram. He was also for my personal private Instagram. There's only gonna my eye. Don't say

[00:16:21] Making plans to meet in person. I'm so bad at outlast low was fun hanging out though

[00:16:30] Colin D. I will find the best reels to send

[00:16:39] Did you like never do anything at your ex I mean I think I did I don't think she ever thought

[00:16:44] Yo, brother, what am I fucking reading is this burger sensual less than a month later

[00:16:49] He would randomly ask for my PayPal account in DMs. He'd waste no time. He's a TRICK!

[00:17:03] I word in the green section. I know how much you like green. Good morning.

[00:17:07] Wait, why are they not texting? Why are they talking over Discord?

[00:17:11] Do people really talk over Discord?

[00:17:13] I thought people just do that maybe just to like...

[00:17:16] like what is this bro like people really be fucking flirting e-kitten over

[00:17:21] discord holy trick aloney to help with the move holy shit some calculate

[00:17:29] behavior patterns using the nerdy gamer boy facade to lure women into a false

[00:17:34] you're cute you're this sweet to all these girls are my just lucky

[00:17:38] Wa lol only to the ones that I think are cool. Holy shit. This guy's a player

[00:17:47] He's an e wait, what do you call this an e player like what is this? I

[00:17:55] Mean why is he for you so much like what is this bro? I?

[00:17:59] Have lived with him for over two years and again. This is he's an e cheater

[00:18:03] later. This was the last thing I said to him. You're making food at this hour in all

[00:18:09] cast, but you know why. And I think I should explain. Omnionous much, not

[00:18:13] Omnionous, just the truth. It's 6 o'clock a.m. I'm making breakfast. But if you're

[00:18:18] not interested, that's fine too. I'll give you the short version if you can't call.

[00:18:21] I can call in a few minutes.

[00:18:23] I'm beyond disappointed in you.

[00:18:25] I

[00:18:27] Oh

[00:18:29] That's the link deleted, Scorpi!

[00:18:56] Holy shit, this guy has an e-roster!

[00:18:59] Brother, does anybody in my chat have a discord relationship?

[00:19:02] Just tell me.

[00:19:04] Just tell me now, bro.

[00:19:05] Just dead ass tell me now.

[00:19:08] If you do, you do, bro.

[00:19:09] Like, I can't be ashamed, but like, man, holy fuck.

[00:19:14] Wish I was-

[00:19:15] I wish I was the type of teen who screenshotted everything before he deleted this comment,

[00:19:18] like, he asked me to use Snapchat, so it would inform me if I-

[00:19:20] Wait a minute, this- wait, so he's actually like a creep, or am I getting-

[00:19:23] Hey, Rhee, I don't think I could, should be friends with you, I just wanted to say you're

[00:19:27] the right about it, I'm starting from calling you a fake, I'm the fake, I'm a little confused

[00:19:30] on what this is.

[00:19:32] X underscore X, first of all, what the fuck is this face?

[00:19:36] That ass, what is that face?

[00:19:38] 2018, holy shit.

[00:19:41] Dude, this is why you never talk to fucking girls, man.

[00:19:45] Or guys, just fucking kill yourself in game, sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

[00:19:49] I was a teenager then 2020, holy shit, could you explicitly clear whether he entered

[00:19:53] Yo, I'm not even kidding, how hard is it to not just be like a, well it's just a creep,

[00:20:18] like like I don't I've I bro even when I met Boba the first thing I said was

[00:20:24] yo you're gonna Valor let's play I didn't hit her with the yo let's play

[00:20:29] Valorant so you can heal me so I could fuck your butthole or something you know

[00:20:32] what I'm saying like like you don't gotta be explicit bro you don't gotta be

[00:20:35] explicit like just keep it just keep it simple like oh my god bro like how old

[00:20:41] What was he she was she was a team and holy shit, man

[00:20:48] Anyways, don't worry Ron your time is soon. Well, it's a good thing. I've never said anything weird. I don't think I

[00:20:55] Don't think I've ever said anything weird. The only thing that's weird is sometimes when I hang out my girlfriend

[00:21:00] I see JD. I'm recording. What is this pen? What?

[00:21:03] What?

[00:21:05] Wait, hold on. I can't see the pen

[00:21:07] one second

[00:21:09] Um, XQC late game theory aware.

[00:21:13] I mean, bro, if you become a billionaire, I mean, yeah, what's left?

[00:21:17] I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.

[00:21:20] Oh my god, this is the person who stole Jason's car?

[00:21:24] Mars? Mars?

[00:21:27] Load! Load! Load! Why isn't it loading?

[00:21:31] Why isn't it loading?

[00:21:34] No, load!

[00:21:36] Alright, whatever.

[00:21:38] Oh, by the way, I don't really want to put her info too much online

[00:21:42] But like I want like to just say this because I think this is fucking weird

[00:21:49] Yana calls me and that bond dude is apparently like harassing like her like this shit is like getting weird

[00:21:56] But that bond dude is an actual fucking like

[00:22:00] Weirdo I reported his account afforded a shit like dude is calling off no caller ID

[00:22:05] Like bro, this guy's like a weird stalker like I'm dead ass allegedly fuck. No, I don't give a fuck come sue me

[00:22:12] It's the truth

[00:22:14] This dude doesn't stop posting ticktocks to bro. He's a weirdo. He's like a creep

[00:22:20] I don't give a fuck. This isn't allegedly. This is my personal opinion. He's a fucking dork, bro

[00:22:26] He's actually like he's a dork like I'm dead sir. He's a dork

[00:22:29] Like dead-ass bro look he he keeps reposting it bro. He's a dork this guy's a dork

[00:22:35] I'm not gonna give him any more attention, but um

[00:22:38] This guy's actually a dork. Yeah fucking bro. Does he really think 15 million matter that ease and tick-tards everywhere

[00:22:45] Are gonna fucking get to me like bro mass unfollows table Ronaldo? No

[00:22:51] No

[00:22:54] No, who's gonna mass unfollow me? Who this guy right here? No

[00:22:58] No, yo, no, bro, yo, keep the leading comments, bro.

[00:23:03] No, no, dude, no.

[00:23:09] I don't fucking care, bro.

[00:23:11] I don't fucking care.

[00:23:12] Von, I beg you to snipe me one more time,

[00:23:15] bro, so I can expose you.

[00:23:16] You don't have the balls to snipe me one more time.

[00:23:18] You don't, bro.

[00:23:19] You actually don't have the balls to snipe me one more time.

[00:23:22] You have no fucking balls to snipe on you,

[00:23:24] because if you do, I'm gonna expose you,

[00:23:26] I have new info on you.

[00:23:28] No drama, no content, no allegations, not trying to lose weight, just a fat moron.

[00:23:33] It's like what?

[00:23:38] Like what?

[00:23:39] Like what are you licking me bro?

[00:23:42] Like this isn't even funny.

[00:23:43] Why is this like funny to you guys?

[00:23:45] Good tweets.

[00:23:46] How is this good tweets you're making fun of?

[00:23:48] You're making fun of a future veteran bro.

[00:23:50] You're making fun of a future army representative, okay?

[00:23:53] So watch your fucking mouth, okay?

[00:23:56] Watch your fucking mouth.

[00:24:01] Wait, did I spell my name wrong?

[00:24:04] Wait.

[00:24:09] Bro, who the fuck is stable Ronaldo?

[00:24:12] Dumbass put the wrong link on Twitter, fat finger.

[00:24:17] Like, brother, you don't have to type in this guy's chat.

[00:24:19] You know that, right?

[00:24:21] You know that, right?

[00:24:21] I don't have-

[00:24:22] Jinxie said you're a bitch and you suck at chess.

[00:24:25] Yo, tell Jinxie, he's done today!

[00:24:29] The deep groving begins!

[00:24:32] I've been doing my puzzles!

[00:24:34] Y'all are done.

[00:24:38] Y'all are done.

[00:24:41] Matter of fact, when should I warm up, bro?

[00:24:43] I'm dead ass. We have about, like, 30-

[00:24:45] No, we got, like, 45 minutes.

[00:24:47] Oh man. Jesus. We'll do it soon.

[00:24:53] Oh god.

[00:24:54] Young James.

[00:24:55] Is that the worst picture you've ever had?

[00:24:57] Ew bro, get this out of here. What are you linking me?

[00:25:00] And my IP address is gone.

[00:25:01] Alright, let's go quickly through the Twitter gong. Let's figure this out.

[00:25:04] Um, yes.

[00:25:05] Motherfucker knows something.

[00:25:12] What is going on?

[00:25:20] How the fuck is that?

[00:25:26] Oh, by the way, I saw something in Adapts Twitter community.

[00:25:33] What is going on with Twitter people bro? Like I don't know what I I don't know what it was

[00:25:39] I don't have one of my mods when a lignite. I don't even really necessarily care because he's already born

[00:25:43] But bro, how hard is it to be a normal fucking dude?

[00:25:47] Like yo, I'm glad as of right now the stable community is normal

[00:25:52] I think the only thing that you guys fucking do is just make fun of me and pretend that you fuck with Benjamin Netanyahu

[00:25:57] That's the worst of the worst, but like

[00:25:59] Like, um, yeah bro, I mean overall we're pretty fucking normal bro, we're pretty fucking normal.

[00:26:04] Um, shout out to the stable queens too, like, I don't understand how hard, the only problem

[00:26:09] also is we have Scorpi, that ass.

[00:26:11] That also is a concern, I don't know, we don't know anything on Scorpi so don't be surprised

[00:26:15] if something weird comes out years to come.

[00:26:17] Um, if we have to get rid of him we will.

[00:26:20] Um, Ron gonna complain that he's alone tomorrow in the house and he's gonna get robbed.

[00:26:24] No, it's okay.

[00:26:35] It's perfectly fine.

[00:26:38] It's perfectly fine.

[00:26:39] I'm actually ready.

[00:26:40] I beg, I beg for someone to come in here, man.

[00:26:43] I beg, if you're gonna come in here, you're gonna meet the lightning,

[00:26:47] and you're gonna meet the fucking thunder,

[00:26:49] and I don't think you're ready for the fucking lightning storm!

[00:26:54] Yes.

[00:26:57] Fake gun? Say it's fake right now. I'll shoot this bitch right now. Just get it.

[00:27:07] Oh, nice. That's the car. Nice.

[00:27:09] Alright, outlawed good tweets, good tweets, good tweets.

[00:27:12] Lays, what's going on here? Anything that I missed? Let's see.

[00:27:15] Shout out to the stable queens. What is this?

[00:27:18] Here's the clip of Little O.

[00:27:20] Really?

[00:27:21] That's a lot.

[00:27:23] We're gonna add $50,000 more now.

[00:27:25] Really?

[00:27:26] I think so too.

[00:27:27] Really?

[00:27:28] Yeah, they call it.

[00:27:29] That's not.

[00:27:30] At least you're not in jail.

[00:27:32] I don't know if I hear.

[00:27:33] At least you're not in jail, bro.

[00:27:35] I see you, bro.

[00:27:36] Why is it so crazy, bro?

[00:27:37] This is my brother.

[00:27:38] Thank you.

[00:27:39] Look at my butt.

[00:27:40] At least you're not in jail.

[00:27:41] I love him, bro.

[00:27:42] We were talking for a little bit.

[00:27:43] Shout out to him.

[00:27:44] Oh, man.

[00:27:45] I love him.

[00:27:46] I love him, man.

[00:27:47] He's just a good fucking dude.

[00:27:48] Badass, man.

[00:27:49] Not a single word.

[00:27:50] I'll get an awful.

[00:27:51] Hey!

[00:27:52] Holy shit!

[00:27:53] Yo, I haven't driven this bike since I bought it.

[00:27:56] What should I do with it?

[00:27:57] Is that Ron?

[00:27:58] Holy shit.

[00:27:59] These guys fucking insane.

[00:28:00] Should I just throw it away?

[00:28:01] Should I try to jump the pool?

[00:28:02] Ron, please tell me you have content playing after the chess tournament.

[00:28:04] We don't want another two hour stream consisting of getting first round and role playing killing

[00:28:08] yourself into ending the game.

[00:28:10] I try to jump the pool

[00:28:13] Ron, please tell me you have content playing after the chest already

[00:28:15] We don't want another two-hour stream consisting of getting first round and role playing killing yourself into ending streams

[00:28:24] No, do that even sound like me like why do you like bro way to fucking just make this about you, bro

[00:28:30] Just way to make this I

[00:28:33] Don't know bro. That's low key cinema. No, that's low key cinema. Wait. I have a question

[00:28:37] Is Coachella live streamed?

[00:28:40] Can I react to it or no?

[00:28:42] Can I react to it?

[00:28:45] No?

[00:28:46] Wait, I thought it's live streamed with YouTube though.

[00:28:49] Is it not?

[00:28:50] I could have sworn it's live streamed on YouTube.

[00:28:56] It is?

[00:28:57] Oh, it is on YouTube.

[00:28:58] But can I react to it or no?

[00:29:01] How is it copyrighted?

[00:29:02] Hold on, let me make a quick call chat.

[00:29:09] Why is Andrea texting me saying hi, Roberto?

[00:29:17] Hey, Griff, quick question.

[00:29:19] I'm live right now.

[00:29:20] Can I react to Coachella on Discord?

[00:29:24] Or, I mean, on Twitch, I mean, if it's on YouTube?

[00:29:28] I mean I can talk to twitch but my guess is you can probably do it but you can't

[00:29:35] divide you'll probably have to be gone.

[00:29:38] Like you can't probably keep your vibe up.

[00:29:41] But I can react to it?

[00:29:44] I mean, for sure you can't.

[00:29:46] It's a Bieber cello, I want to see him!

[00:29:50] I thought it was a Sabrina cello dude.

[00:29:52] Don't even play with me bruh.

[00:29:54] Don't even play with me.

[00:29:55] Let me uh, let me make a call and I'll let you know. Okay, um, okay. I love you. Bye

[00:30:04] So cute I just recreated the speed clip by accident. Oh, so cute

[00:30:15] I know it's like a shout out run in civil always making a welcoming dude

[00:30:19] What is with these fucking horse emojis and emotes bro? Like what is this, bro?

[00:30:22] I think we need another agent extra on segment the biggest streamer that I have met so far is been kites in that

[00:30:32] Wait, would you meet him on here? Well, I got news

[00:30:37] We got to do EPAL again, bro.

[00:30:52] Betta, what are you linking me?

[00:30:54] I mean, that's awesome.

[00:30:55] Message to my buddy Ron, let's hear it.

[00:30:57] Sup, Ron.

[00:30:58] I just want to say this, bro.

[00:31:00] Go walk on your stream, my friend.

[00:31:02] You got this.

[00:31:03] I'm leaving you.

[00:31:05] Don't want there's got you bro. Just be yourself

[00:31:08] You can your friend talk to you got my DMs and then when you chat right now

[00:31:13] Guys just please enjoy the stream

[00:31:17] Don't be spamming that was another bullshit. Have a good day

[00:31:21] epic out

[00:31:22] Thank you for the outro bro. Sup Ron. I just want to say this. This is nice man

[00:31:27] This is dead ass nice. This is good vibes

[00:31:30] This is dead ass Gavuzra.

[00:31:33] Epic.

[00:31:34] Ouch.

[00:31:35] Holy classic.

[00:31:36] Um, alright let's go through this, c'mon let's speedrun, let's speedrun, let's speedrun,

[00:31:40] anything that I need to see.

[00:31:41] Um, Vaughn is so weird, and I mean brother he just spam text starting like it's weird

[00:31:47] man that guy Vaughn is actually needs to end his life.

[00:31:49] I don't give a fuck in game of course.

[00:31:51] Um, what is that?

[00:31:54] I'm not reacting to this.

[00:31:55] Raun and Andrea Corkor, she literally texted me last night.

[00:31:59] I'm not even kidding

[00:32:02] Like a whole like breakdown on how to win on chess. I'm dead ass. She is the goat dead ass

[00:32:10] She goes she's somehow

[00:32:12] Somehow she looked at my account. I didn't even like tell her I

[00:32:17] I I played yesterday off stream obviously and she goes I took a look at your games from today and we're seeing you a

[00:32:25] Lot of attacks and winning pieces the only problem is you're playing random moves in the opening

[00:32:29] I keep forgetting to castle your kid like she was looking at my games

[00:32:36] Is that even a weekend

[00:32:39] Well, I was hoping all the arrows that we're gonna do this

[00:32:42] Well, not really it's not too much for progression. It's just just the journey stream and

[00:32:47] But I know it was swimming up, but if wrong if wrong if wrong once I come you can come

[00:32:52] my city pretty

[00:32:55] Driving focus, you know me

[00:32:57] listen listen listen here's my plan here's my plan I'm going to London

[00:33:04] coming back and I'm pretty sure I'm moving a lot of my stuff out of the

[00:33:07] house then I believe we're gonna do a little bit of

[00:33:27] you

[00:33:57] you

[00:34:27] you

[00:34:57] you

[00:35:27] you

[00:35:57] You need to get this body kit?

[00:36:22] Where's the body, kid? It's a fucking real car!

[00:36:27] This is like a two million dollar car, dude!

[00:36:30] What are you talking about, bro? I don't have two million dollars to spend on a car!

[00:36:36] Cat! Cat! Cat! Yes you do, bro!

[00:36:39] No I don't, you fucking idiot!

[00:36:41] Um...

[00:36:45] Ron playing on Friday.

[00:36:52] So, if you leave the best of me, all of you, that's me!

[00:37:12] PogChamp67.

[00:37:14] I gotta do some puzzles.

[00:37:15] Wait, chat, puzzles?

[00:37:16] Daily puzzles or puzzle rush?

[00:37:18] puzzle battle. Which one?

[00:37:32] The no troll mods get ready to change my title to chess tour or

[00:37:36] whatever. Look at this. Look at the show. Ready? Look, I'm

[00:37:39] dead ass. I'm on my shit. Look at the shot. Let me look, look,

[00:37:41] look, look, look, look, look, look.

[00:37:48] Wait that.

[00:37:50] There we go.

[00:37:57] Wait.

[00:38:01] Wait.

[00:38:10] Oh my God.

[00:38:12] Oh my God.

[00:38:14] Oh my God.

[00:38:16] My god, oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Wait, what is it? What is it?

[00:38:26] Fork wait, how do I fork I forget how do you fork? Oh

[00:38:35] No, no, no, no, no take bro. Just just just I'm gonna chill just relax. I'm gonna get good at this. Don't worry

[00:38:42] Take press

[00:38:45] The Queen oh, oh my god, that's just a silly mistake. That's just a no no no

[00:38:49] That's just a silly mistake that dead essence a silly mistake silly mistake look look look look ready watch. I'll watch

[00:38:54] Well, I'm on watch ready look no help no help from the chat ready watch

[00:38:59] No help from the chat ready

[00:39:14] No, because the queen, because the queen, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope,

[00:39:42] nope.

[00:39:43] I'm gonna move back here. It's cuz the queen. It's cuz the queen

[00:39:47] That's cuz the queen bro. That's just an easy. That's fine. Just shape on straight once trade

[00:39:54] Wait, it's kind of fucking

[00:39:56] Wait, this guy's ass

[00:39:59] Wait, hold on hold on. I'm not gonna get first round and just look

[00:40:02] Just look and if I can't the best of me, I'll settle for the ghost of you

[00:40:09] I love you more than oh, oh my god

[00:40:23] When you ready, it's got a fucking idiot. I mean do I trade that?

[00:40:29] That's not a bad trade is it?

[00:40:32] Like is that a bad?

[00:40:34] No, okay, so that's what I got to learn. I got to learn not to trade so I'm gonna bring this guy up here

[00:40:41] I mean if he wants to take it. Yeah, I mean wait

[00:40:45] I'm just gonna do that. Thank you. Oh

[00:40:49] I fucked up. Oh, I'm a fucking burger boy. Wait. Am I a fucking burger boy cuz now he wait now

[00:40:56] He's a burger boy

[00:40:58] Wait, does the horse go this much?

[00:41:04] No, he doesn't.

[00:41:07] So this is where I'm going to move strategically away.

[00:41:10] I'm going to move away from him and now I have an opening.

[00:41:14] If you guys didn't know, you're supposed to create a cast, like a...

[00:41:29] I gotta move up.

[00:41:30] I gotta move my pieces.

[00:41:31] Just let me cook.

[00:41:32] Let me cook.

[00:41:33] Let me cook.

[00:41:34] Let me cook.

[00:41:35] That's fine.

[00:41:36] That's fine.

[00:41:37] That's fine.

[00:41:38] That's fine.

[00:41:39] That's fine.

[00:41:40] That's fine.

[00:41:41] That's fine.

[00:41:42] That's fine.

[00:41:43] that's not good now is it actually oh fuck oh fuck okay well that's not good

[00:41:56] is the game over we I think the game's over already

[00:42:03] Oh, wow, the gate, wait, oh, oh, yeah, hey, but they brought, it's you fucking, wait,

[00:42:32] I'm not pretty but I'm local look at this this is the good life brother are you fucking

[00:43:00] burger? GGs, GGs, GGs. Let's go! GGs, I won. I little... Oh, you're in. You're done. You're

[00:43:12] done. You're done. You're done. You're done. You're done. Is this guy an idiot? Wait, he's...

[00:43:18] I mean, is this what it's gonna be like again, Jinxie, like, get ass?

[00:43:36] Chad, look at this, look at this fork!

[00:43:39] Chad, you guys wanna see a fork?

[00:43:42] FORK!

[00:43:43] FORK!

[00:43:44] WHAT?!

[00:43:45] BORK! LET'S GO!

[00:43:55] BANG!

[00:43:59] No, Jinxie's done. I'm dead ass. I'm dead ass. I'm dead ass Jinxie's done.

[00:44:06] I'm dead ass Jinxie's done, bro. Like, this is so easy. I'm actually hyped to play. I'm dead ass.

[00:44:14] What elo am I is this like master

[00:44:19] Now play a real game brother that was a real game are you mad are you mad don't be mad at me

[00:44:28] He's low-key kind of smart. Thank you J money little 88. Thank you. Thank you so much. That's love

[00:44:35] That's actually love brah. Thank you so much brother. Thank you

[00:44:39] much appreciated. Wait, is this guy giving up already? What's going on? Play online.

[00:44:50] Start game. Am I white or am I black? What is this? Do five minutes? Wait, what's the

[00:45:01] What's the difference between

[00:45:04] Wait, I'm in the wood division.

[00:45:06] Is that good?

[00:45:13] Is wood good?

[00:45:19] Five minutes.

[00:45:23] Wait, Chad, when does the tournament start?

[00:45:25] I'm versing up.

[00:45:26] Oh my God, I'm versing Liz.

[00:45:28] Oh, it's a girl.

[00:45:29] Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

[00:45:30] Now I actually am locked in.

[00:45:37] Hold on.

[00:45:42] Good horse, good horse, good horse.

[00:45:52] That's great.

[00:45:54] But at least he's stable.

[00:45:56] It's a good horse, it's a good horse, ooh, that's a great horse too, honestly, like the

[00:46:04] strat here would be, I'm gonna move this, okay, no, no, I'm gonna move this horse right

[00:46:11] here and I know what you guys are gonna do, you can put your question marks, but just

[00:46:15] know that I have a plan, chess is a game about understanding your future moves, so that's

[00:46:21] That's one thing about me that's different than you guys is I know my future moves like

[00:46:26] see how he's already moving his queen like that's a good move sure but like I'm just

[00:46:36] gonna do I'm really just gonna do yeah I have a move I'm gonna do this I'm gonna do that

[00:46:42] just let me just let me cook you guys gonna let me cook or no I'm gonna do that why not

[00:46:48] I mean, sure, I'll do that trade any day of the month.

[00:46:55] I'll do that trade any day of the fucking month.

[00:46:59] I mean, I'll do that trade any day of the fucking month!

[00:47:04] Dude, I'm lowkey getting a little too good.

[00:47:11] It's starting to get concerning.

[00:47:12] Retweet or no?

[00:47:14] Yo, Liz, is there like a chat I can type?

[00:47:17] Can I call her out?

[00:47:18] Can I like type?

[00:47:20] Yo Liz, I don't know if you can hear me,

[00:47:21] but you're playing like a fucking burger!

[00:47:30] What?

[00:47:33] I'm actually ready for Magnus Carlson.

[00:47:35] Can I play him or no?

[00:47:37] Oh.

[00:47:40] Brother, I'm getting so good

[00:47:43] that people are fucking abandoning.

[00:47:45] Not sun, sun, sun, it's actually over.

[00:47:50] Who's this?

[00:47:51] Am I going to get Scorpi L2?

[00:47:54] Play me.

[00:47:55] Okay, bet, Scorpi, let's play.

[00:47:58] Let's play, Scorpi.

[00:48:01] Let's go.

[00:48:08] That's a cool play.

[00:48:12] Mm.

[00:48:15] Wait, no, I didn't- I misclicked, or my soul I misclicked.

[00:48:30] You're fucked.

[00:48:31] Checkmate.

[00:48:32] Check!

[00:48:33] Wait.

[00:48:34] What?

[00:48:35] Does he know something, Chet?

[00:48:37] I don't.

[00:48:38] What does he know something to that I don't

[00:48:44] Oh

[00:49:04] Good castle, that's a good castle. I mean that was an okay castle. I'm gonna do the same thing

[00:49:11] Wait, can I not castle yet chat or no?

[00:49:14] Can I castle yet or no?

[00:49:21] So why can't I not castle?

[00:49:29] I'll settle for the ghost of you.

[00:49:45] Do you guys want to have sex?

[00:49:47] Or do you want to see me win?

[00:49:49] Because right now y'all are fucking me.

[00:49:51] And I don't want that.

[00:49:52] So just watch the game and shut up.

[00:49:55] Oh

[00:49:58] Like a tight lol bad move

[00:50:02] Keco

[00:50:04] All right, I mean that's not a bad move. I would probably so right here. I would probably do something like

[00:50:13] Chat I would honestly

[00:50:18] I'm gonna honestly play this more just trust me you guys trust me or no

[00:50:25] No?

[00:50:26] Well, it's okay.

[00:50:31] Just watch.

[00:50:32] Just watch.

[00:50:33] It's not letting me castle.

[00:50:37] Wait.

[00:50:38] It's a little confusing.

[00:50:41] It's a little confusing.

[00:50:46] Why is it?

[00:50:49] Oh my God.

[00:50:53] Oh my God.

[00:50:54] Scorpi. Wait. WAIT!

[00:51:21] wait what the fuck vars wait oh no he's fucking my ass until I cream oh no no no

[00:51:34] No, puppy. No puppy. No puppy. No puppy. No, no, no, no, no puppy.

[00:51:53] Yeah, you're fucking dumb.

[00:51:56] Ooh, actually, I'll take that. Yeah, that's easy. Let's do it. Let's do it!

[00:52:02] Why am I going in?

[00:52:04] Why am I so golden I'm just a boy it's just a greasy spoon bro you have checkmate right

[00:52:19] now let me tell you something clicks you could say you have checkmate but one thing you can't

[00:52:23] What you can't do is you can't make your check.

[00:52:25] Lock in or lock out.

[00:52:30] Hold on.

[00:52:35] Revolts?

[00:52:46] Easy!

[00:52:53] Hold on chat. Hold on

[00:53:00] You know Scorpi's nervous as fuck right now, can I get a retreat?

[00:53:08] Oh my god, oh my god

[00:53:14] What

[00:53:23] way oh easy easy wait no no no no no no no no no no no

[00:53:52] Chad I'm nervous am I gonna fucking get first-rounded oh my god he wants me to do this

[00:54:11] Fuck it. I don't care. Go ahead

[00:54:26] Ladies get that IRL cam ready, Keqwa

[00:54:32] Wait, I mean I know what he wants to do

[00:54:35] I think I'm just gonna have to like

[00:54:46] Dude, oh no, oh no, oh no, no, no

[00:55:00] Wait, I didn't mean to do that on God's Corby. Don't be weird. Don't be weird. Don't be

[00:55:05] It's like watching two idiots fight, shut the fuck up Clix.

[00:55:13] You don't know how to play chess like I do.

[00:55:14] I'm a grandmaster chief collector.

[00:55:35] Oh my god.

[00:55:48] Oh my god.

[00:56:00] Easy.

[00:56:01] Easy.

[00:56:02] Easy.

[00:56:03] Easy.

[00:56:04] Easy.

[00:56:05] Easy.

[00:56:06] Everyone come and get it.

[00:56:08] Na na na na.

[00:56:09] Na na na.

[00:56:10] Yes!

[00:56:11] Oh!

[00:56:12] Score B, you've been defeated!

[00:56:13] Wait, I'm low key kind of good at this, no?

[00:56:26] I'm low key kind of good at this.

[00:56:29] I'm looking kind of good

[00:56:33] Your rating is 260 that's is that good is that good

[00:56:42] Is that good or no

[00:56:44] That's good. That's great. That's really good. Are you dead ass?

[00:56:50] Thank you, bro

[00:56:52] Thank you, man. That's love. That's actually love

[00:56:55] Yeah, who could I play to warm up? Who could I play to warm up?

[00:57:03] Who could I play?

[00:57:10] Oh shit, hi, nice to meet you, looking forward to awesome visits, I don't know, I'm streaming at the moment

[00:57:17] I don't know how to do this

[00:57:20] Holy fucking shit, they're giving me all type of info chat. I need my protein pretzels yo clicks are you streaming right now?

[00:57:29] Let's play

[00:57:40] Some of this hold on

[00:57:43] Call Andrea. She's doing something, bro. Her tournament's starting soon. Just click

[00:57:54] to 101v1, or are you scared? Don't be scared now. Some hate caps. Love you, Ron. Thank

[00:58:05] you, bro. Yo, I'm not even kidding. All jokes aside, I actually think I'm ready. Like,

[00:58:13] How good is Jinxie compared to me?

[00:58:16] Like, do I have a chance to actually win?

[00:58:19] So if you ever damage your...

[00:58:22] Wait, he has a coach?

[00:58:24] Back to the old habits.

[00:58:25] One thing you can do, so check this out,

[00:58:28] like one thing you can do is you can slide the king

[00:58:31] to the left.

[00:58:32] You see the board, right?

[00:58:33] Yes.

[00:58:34] Yes, slide the king and guess who's going to go there.

[00:58:38] And now...

[00:58:40] But...

[00:58:40] You totally reverse it.

[00:58:43] I'm just gonna steal this info, I'm just gonna steal this info, things that you can do, you know

[00:58:48] And that's gonna be really useful because imagine

[00:58:51] You know something like this and now you're like wait, I actually can start an attack

[00:58:55] I can go King here and then here and all of a sudden boom. I'm attacking

[00:59:00] Yes, okay. Yeah, so

[00:59:03] But you know the little secrets of the sense of you know

[00:59:08] Of the then you can soon join the smart and handsome and talented club. Yes, bro

[00:59:13] I did all I want to do in chess is like eventually get to like

[00:59:16] 1000 you know and it might take like a two years or something

[00:59:19] But that's where I want to get that's like legitimately earn it because right now I'm at 300 and just push all the way up

[00:59:25] You know it'll probably take a while, but that's what I want to get. Yep. That's good. No, you're already playing honestly

[00:59:31] Whoever's coaching him obviously doesn't know much about chess and it's sad to see but it's very clear as day that they don't know much

[00:59:38] about Jess. If you want to take notes from this guy, take notes from him, he

[00:59:43] clears day doesn't know anything that he's talking about. It's fine, I don't

[00:59:47] care. I mean you're just my enemy today. So it's cool, bro. First I'm chatter, wait

[00:59:53] quick question. Can I curse? Yeah, bro, let it out. Let it out. Let it ask. Let it

[00:59:58] out. So who wants to go against me?

[01:00:08] Dude, they're telling me that I need to use Zoom.

[01:00:12] I can't use Zoom.

[01:00:20] And they're trying to, bro, like, why are we using Zoom in 2026?

[01:00:28] Like, bro, they're basically telling me that I have to use Zoom, but the problem is when

[01:00:36] I use Zoom, my microphone goes up and down.

[01:00:40] You guys know what I'm talking about?

[01:00:41] Remember when I used to do that?

[01:00:43] And I've tried every fix, it does not work.

[01:00:48] It doesn't, it doesn't work.

[01:00:49] I don't know how to do it.

[01:00:53] But sure, I'll try this, ready?

[01:00:56] Right click the speaker icon, task bar.

[01:01:00] I don't even have the, oh my God.

[01:01:05] That's cool my talking to you right now

[01:01:10] One sec check

[01:01:15] Where's woj bro like oh

[01:01:18] Like oh my god. I'm actually like about us. I'm out of sperm everywhere, bro

[01:01:22] Right click the speaker icon

[01:01:25] Click sounds or sound settings

[01:01:29] Then it says click more sound settings. I

[01:01:33] I don't even have that

[01:01:37] More sound settings then communications tab

[01:01:40] Then click do nothing. Yep. I've done this before at the record in the recording. You may see multiple devices

[01:01:48] Advanced have allowed. Yes. I've done this for you. Yo, whoa

[01:01:56] I'm everything this guy's telling me to do I've done that's like nobody listens to me bro

[01:02:00] I'm just, what am I, chat?

[01:02:01] Am I just a fucking bot?

[01:02:07] Hold on, I'm joining the Zoom link.

[01:02:10] I can't believe I'm using fucking Zoom.

[01:02:12] Chat, what year are we in?

[01:02:13] 2029?

[01:02:17] Use microphone and camera.

[01:02:21] Hold on.

[01:02:24] Chat, is my mic going up and down?

[01:02:26] Let's test right now.

[01:02:27] Is it going up and down?

[01:02:28] Is it going up and down?

[01:02:30] Up and down, up and down, up and down, up and down, up and down, up and down, up and down, up and down.

[01:02:32] Can you hear me perfectly? Can you hear me perfectly? Alright, fine.

[01:02:35] So far it's working, let's try.

[01:02:37] It just might start fucking freaking out out of nowhere, it might start squirming everywhere.

[01:02:43] Uuugh!

[01:02:46] One second.

[01:02:49] What? Is that weird?

[01:02:56] I'm joining the meeting.

[01:02:57] Hello? Oh, I'm leaking. Oh my god. I'm leaking. Oh my god. Oh my god. Can you guys hear me? Hello?

[01:03:03] Hey, welcome. I haven't shown anything yet. Don't worry. Can you guys hear me?

[01:03:09] You're all good. No worries. You're good. You're good. I'm just testing out some stuff right now.

[01:03:13] What can I show and not show? You can you can show whatever you want here. That you're all good.

[01:03:21] Are you sure?

[01:03:23] No, we've got nothing to hide, my friend.

[01:03:25] You're all good.

[01:03:27] Michael, are you a lawyer?

[01:03:29] I'm not, no.

[01:03:31] You look like a lawyer.

[01:03:33] You're just jealous.

[01:03:35] Hey, my brother's a lawyer, so, you know, maybe it runs in the family.

[01:03:39] Sarah, let me get Brian Downs in here for you, though,

[01:03:43] so he could help you out, okay?

[01:03:45] Sarah, your last name sounds like my cat is named Burger,

[01:03:47] but your name is Borgger.

[01:03:49] I love that.

[01:03:51] Yeah, I love my card.

[01:03:53] I got a border here.

[01:03:55] Um, God, I look like a fucking makeover.

[01:03:58] Oh my God.

[01:04:00] I don't want to figure this out.

[01:04:02] Um, automatically adjust microphone volume.

[01:04:06] Okay, where do I go?

[01:04:08] Let me go full camera quick.

[01:04:10] Let's see here.

[01:04:12] Uh,

[01:04:14] Yeah, I'm not muted. Oh my god. I can't mute on zoom and I'm out of

[01:04:21] I can hear everything I'm saying

[01:04:23] All right, let's just test this out. All right, let's just do that

[01:04:33] Do you think that they think I'm like a fucking idiot, bro, oh

[01:04:38] My god here, you know what do you guys want to watch some of my games when we wait or no?

[01:04:42] I could maybe screen share a game you guys could tell me what I'm doing wrong

[01:04:48] You mean chess vice what are you doing wrong? Yeah, I could screen share if you guys want to watch a game for board

[01:04:53] I don't know sure. How do I have screen share in here? What do I?

[01:05:01] Let's see here

[01:05:07] Continued out camera more

[01:05:12] I'll be back I'll be back I just have to fix that real quick I muted my mic what am I supposed to fucking say bro

[01:05:23] Like dead ass like am I supposed to just like like bro like I like you know what right?

[01:05:28] Hold on

[01:05:42] I haven't used zoom in so long be all you zoom still bro. I did ask forgot zoom was the

[01:05:56] big dead serious I don't have a share button for some reason let me practice

[01:06:11] let me practice let me practice who's Khaled for always a silver division

[01:06:17] Wait, wait, wait, why do you guys always put question mark instantly when the game starts?

[01:06:31] Wait, what am I doing wrong?

[01:06:32] What is my start?

[01:06:33] Why is my start so bad?

[01:06:37] Wait, actually why though?

[01:06:42] I don't get it.

[01:06:45] I actually don't get it I just gave him a free poem okay so define develop define develop

[01:06:57] like what do I need to develop like do I am I not already smart like a brain so you're

[01:07:10] You're supposed to do what off the bat?

[01:07:12] Your knights or your bishops?

[01:07:15] What is smarter to do?

[01:07:18] Both.

[01:07:22] So what did I do wrong?

[01:07:24] So what did I do wrong?

[01:07:36] You're fat.

[01:07:37] That's not helping me.

[01:07:38] You fucking idiot.

[01:07:39] I his chat is just so fucking stupid

[01:07:42] It's like holy fuck, bro

[01:07:45] Just let me cook

[01:07:48] Low-key, I'm gonna castle here. Yep. It's a good castle. That's a good castle

[01:07:55] Low-key, I'm gonna castle here and the game's over

[01:08:00] Just kidding welcome back welcome back to the game

[01:08:03] That's fine. You can have that. I actually not even interested. I wasn't really interested

[01:08:12] And my question now is, I'm fucked.

[01:08:24] Am I not fucked?

[01:08:25] So, would you go right here?

[01:08:47] is if he took it, I mean it's fine, I just have to take that.

[01:08:54] Right?

[01:08:55] Right or no?

[01:08:56] Yeah, your name.

[01:08:57] Oh, he's scared of daddy.

[01:09:00] Don't be scared of daddy.

[01:09:01] Don't be scared of daddy just yet.

[01:09:05] Okay, so I'm going to develop a little here, chat.

[01:09:15] And I'm going to hit him with a matter of daddy.

[01:09:17] So look at this play that I'm about to do.

[01:09:19] Are you all looking or no?

[01:09:21] Just do you trust me or no?

[01:09:23] Dad asked you to trust me.

[01:09:24] Just trust me?

[01:09:25] I think like a head of everyone.

[01:09:27] Look, look, look, look, look, look, look.

[01:09:29] Just trust me, just trust me, just trust me.

[01:09:31] I

[01:09:47] Fuck my ass until I cream juices everywhere

[01:09:57] That's not good

[01:10:01] Do you love the way I do it, my little buddy?

[01:10:23] Hold on, hold on, bro.

[01:10:27] Just let me cook, bro.

[01:10:29] Wait, this guy fucking, do you take me for a dumbass?

[01:10:33] Oh fuck.

[01:10:34] Well I'm just gonna play smart here, I'm not gonna let you get a chance, so I'm just gonna,

[01:10:40] I'm just gonna do that, bro, I'm not worried.

[01:10:44] I'm actually not worried.

[01:10:49] Thank you.

[01:10:50] Oh my fucking god.

[01:10:53] Please don't see it, please don't see it, please don't see it, please don't see it,

[01:10:55] Please don't see it, please don't.

[01:11:09] Dude, Burger?

[01:11:11] I need Burger, right?

[01:11:12] Wait.

[01:11:16] Do I take that?

[01:11:23] No, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right.

[01:11:25] I'm just gonna take some pawns right now.

[01:11:27] I'm gonna go pawn shopping.

[01:11:28] Hey, Macklemore, let's go pawn shopping.

[01:11:30] What?

[01:11:31] What, what, what, what?

[01:11:34] What, what, what, what?

[01:11:40] Your ex-QC's pawn?

[01:11:41] Jens, you know you're permanently a Twitch Shatter.

[01:11:43] You have nothing going for your life.

[01:11:45] You know that, right?

[01:11:46] Like you epic, ow.

[01:11:47] Let's check out a little bit of the Twitter photos.

[01:11:50] This meeting is being recorded.

[01:11:52] Oh my fucking god, oh my fucking god.

[01:11:57] My fucking...

[01:12:00] Jesus Christ.

[01:12:02] I don't know what I'm doing, I don't know what I'm doing, I don't know what I'm doing.

[01:12:32] Eeeh!

[01:12:46] I'm not unmuted, no I'm not.

[01:12:49] My dintyphung just got here, I ordered dintyphung, am I a fat ass?

[01:12:52] Hahahaha!

[01:12:54] Hey, it's David, we're not walking, hear me?

[01:12:55] Oh my god, oh my fucking god, oh my fucking god.

[01:12:59] Hmm.

[01:12:59] Hey, how you doing? I'm just in a chess game right now, just practicing.

[01:13:03] Sometimes, how much time do you have left on there?

[01:13:05] About one minute and 50 seconds, and then I was gonna go...

[01:13:08] I just fucking lost now because you distracted me, Alex.

[01:13:11] Oh, my God.

[01:13:12] I'm sorry.

[01:13:13] My brain!

[01:13:14] Just set up really quick.

[01:13:16] Yes, give me one second. Let me just close this out.

[01:13:21] One sec, let me just...

[01:13:25] Oh, check!

[01:13:28] Fork! Hold on, Alex. I got a fork.

[01:13:33] I believe in you.

[01:13:36] I lost. Wait.

[01:13:39] Hold on.

[01:13:46] Hold on.

[01:13:49] Oh, no, I lost a fork. Now I'm hungry.

[01:13:54] Oh my god. Oh my god. I have a fork inbound. I have a fork inbound. I have a fork inbound. I have a fork inbound. I have a fork inbound.

[01:13:59] Hold, hold. Hold on. I'm gonna check this boy. Hold on.

[01:14:04] Ooh, I'm gonna check you so good.

[01:14:10] Hold on. No way this guy is on my ass.

[01:14:16] No! Oh my god.

[01:14:24] I have no choice I lost

[01:14:37] yep

[01:14:46] Oh my god, I need bingo berries it's over. This guy's got a minute on me too

[01:14:56] He's gonna fork me. Oh my god, he's gonna fork me. Oh my god, he's gonna fork me

[01:15:12] I'm gonna draw him hold on

[01:15:16] I'm going to force a draw, I'm going to force a draw, hold on.

[01:15:57] EEEEH!

[01:16:08] Oh my god, point three.

[01:16:11] Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!

[01:16:14] NOOOOO!

[01:16:23] Alex, can you hear me?

[01:16:25] Yep. How'd it go?

[01:16:27] I fucking lost

[01:16:29] No, I bet it was close

[01:16:31] You're right. Actually, can you talk to my chair real quick? I gotta get my din time phone. I'll be back.

[01:16:36] All right, let me know when you're back. Hello everyone.

[01:16:39] I didn't know I was live, but um, we're here now

[01:16:46] In a minute, we will probably take a break because we're gonna get set up

[01:16:57] Never answered anything to chat before so that's all I got. Good luck.

[01:17:09] Oh, and Alex, you can do better. Better than that. We're getting ready for a fantastic event, right?

[01:17:17] It's going to be so much fun listening to these guys and watching them enjoying chess.

[01:17:23] We can't wait and we are the people who actually start their games and help them play chess

[01:17:33] and entertain us, right?

[01:17:36] Hello?

[01:17:37] Are you back?

[01:17:38] Yes.

[01:17:39] Did we do a good job?

[01:17:40] I was naked.

[01:17:41] I really thought my house was getting robbed, but unfortunately it was my door-dash order.

[01:17:50] something to eat huh yeah I just gotta you know you know how like they do like

[01:17:57] these like athletes do like rituals before their games like sometimes they

[01:18:02] drink something sometimes they eat something like me oh my god I'm out of

[01:18:07] breath going up my stairs before we get too far into it we are gonna need your

[01:18:15] camera in zoom for broadcast here. Do you know how to set up a virtual camera in OBS?

[01:18:25] Yes, I just said it. Awesome. So go ahead and select the video portion in zoom here and then

[01:18:33] just select your virtual camera and then turn your camera on and we should be able to connect

[01:18:38] connected to broadcast there.

[01:18:40] Wait, Alex, who's this in my room?

[01:18:42] What the?

[01:18:43] There's a few of us.

[01:18:44] The ChessCon broadcast account here,

[01:18:47] this is the one that's actually gonna be like,

[01:18:50] like recording your camera

[01:18:52] and sending it to our broadcast team.

[01:18:56] I'll get back.

[01:18:59] So where do I click in Zoom?

[01:19:02] Bottom of corner, do you see a video?

[01:19:03] Yep.

[01:19:05] Go to the drop down menu there

[01:19:07] and then select OBS Virtual Camera.

[01:19:09] OBS Virtual Camera, I click that.

[01:19:12] And then turn your video on

[01:19:13] just by clicking that video button.

[01:19:17] Oh, I'm a little green, hold on.

[01:19:20] See if I can fix this.

[01:19:20] I think if I just hit one of those, are we good?

[01:19:23] Nice, yeah, that's perfect, awesome.

[01:19:25] Okay, awesome.

[01:19:27] Sweet, so that's all you need to do to get set up.

[01:19:29] Do it here, here's your pinbox.

[01:19:31] Have you ever had din typhoon?

[01:19:34] I had it like a week ago, yeah.

[01:19:35] It is amazing.

[01:19:36] You get to come to Sal or not?

[01:19:38] I do not know.

[01:19:39] You're missing out.

[01:19:40] You're missing out.

[01:19:41] I like that laugh.

[01:19:45] I'm going to be going to another room here,

[01:19:47] but you have Judith.

[01:19:48] Judith can be your game ups.

[01:19:49] So if you have any questions, you can ask her.

[01:19:51] You're going to be in Zoom breakout rooms with your

[01:19:54] opponent each time.

[01:19:55] So you can actually talk with your opponent in real time

[01:19:57] as you guys are playing your game.

[01:19:59] Oh, easy.

[01:19:59] Who am I going against first?

[01:20:02] I don't know how to say.

[01:20:03] I will be able to tell you that.

[01:20:05] Okay, you're going to be playing starting with black against Gen Z.

[01:20:15] Or Gen Z, something like that.

[01:20:18] I'm going at Gen Z first.

[01:20:20] Yes.

[01:20:22] So the very first game you're going to be playing is black.

[01:20:26] Okay.

[01:20:27] And then you flip clothes and then you play with black.

[01:20:30] So he gets first push.

[01:20:33] Yes. And then the second round you're playing against Black Boy Max. Again, two games. You

[01:20:45] are going to start that with Black first game too, but again, flip colors, so you're playing

[01:20:51] two games anyway. And then the third round you're playing Joe Bartolozzi. And that game

[01:20:58] you are starting with white first game and then the second game. So I basically have to be

[01:21:05] two people. Yeah well ideally you beat all three and then easy easy walk. Yeah okay I'll try.

[01:21:16] Can't walk right into it. Exactly. I'm gonna leave you guys to it. Good luck to you. Thanks Alex.

[01:21:24] Okay, okay, I look he got this

[01:21:36] I really just gotta

[01:21:40] Figure this out, bro. I need to figure out a start chat. What is a good start like what is a good start for me?

[01:21:46] Can someone tell me?

[01:21:50] Like what is a good start

[01:21:54] Okay, help me right here, Tyler, ready, look, right?

[01:22:07] Okay, let's say I start black first, so I'm going to try it.

[01:22:16] What would you guys do right here?

[01:22:18] Tell me.

[01:22:19] Okay, he goes there, where do I go?

[01:22:23] Good luck to you. Thank you, chess. Can you get the 100 subs? Thank you. E5. So you guys

[01:22:34] are just trolling me. It's like, what am I doing, bro? Wait, he got me quit. Okay, so

[01:22:49] you go there like that.

[01:22:53] And then what?

[01:22:58] Remember what?

[01:23:03] Horse

[01:23:07] like that.

[01:23:15] Okay.

[01:23:17] So why do you guys do that though?

[01:23:18] Why are you, and why are we doing that?

[01:23:20] Is something familiar?

[01:23:32] Protect my pawans.

[01:23:34] Got it, got it.

[01:23:36] So then I would also bring out my other horse like this.

[01:23:40] So basically in the beginning,

[01:23:42] I should just be moving my horsies out.

[01:23:44] Just get my horsies out.

[01:23:51] Got it.

[01:23:57] So here I would probably, I would probably move a bishop out of here, no?

[01:24:09] Okay, so then hit one of those, protect that,

[01:24:39] What did I do wrong?

[01:24:48] What did I do wrong?

[01:24:58] I fucked up.

[01:24:59] I'm sorry.

[01:25:00] I've...

[01:25:01] I'm not trolling, I'm actually trying, I don't, I don't think I'm going to be trolling.

[01:25:27] I'm actually trying, I don't.

[01:25:36] I don't take that trade any day.

[01:25:48] Hold on.

[01:25:55] Wait, why is this bad?

[01:25:56] I'm playing good.

[01:25:57] Okay, what's the worst that happens if I cheat?

[01:26:24] This guy's an idiot.

[01:26:32] Brother, is this guy fucking moron?

[01:26:48] Like imagine being this fucking stupid.

[01:26:52] No!

[01:26:54] Oh my...

[01:26:56] Oh my god.

[01:27:02] Oh my god.

[01:27:20] Chess, Twitch has you on the main screen. Don't say dumb shit.

[01:27:26] I'm sorry, sorry, sorry. Sorry, sorry.

[01:27:29] Check! Hey, what?

[01:27:32] Oh, it's over. It's actually over. I lost. Nice. I lost. I lost because I got cheated nice

[01:27:43] It's a nice place.

[01:27:50] It's over.

[01:28:01] They will lie, bro.

[01:28:03] Welcome, welcome.

[01:28:04] Wait, this is my opponent in round one?

[01:28:06] Hold on, bro.

[01:28:07] Yes.

[01:28:08] I'm locked in.

[01:28:09] I won!

[01:28:10] Let's go!

[01:28:11] Let's go!

[01:28:13] Ron, can you hear me?

[01:28:14] Yeah, I hear you, hello?

[01:28:16] Yo, bro, it looks like we're matching up

[01:28:18] against each other in the first round, Ron.

[01:28:26] Ron, check, free first round.

[01:28:29] Free first round.

[01:28:30] Yes, you guys are going to play first round, OK?

[01:28:34] You will be starting white in the first game,

[01:28:36] and Roberto will be playing black in the first game,

[01:28:40] and then we flip colors.

[01:28:42] Okay, yo, Jynxie.

[01:28:43] Okay.

[01:28:45] Sorry.

[01:28:47] Is there a way to like fix the Zoom thing or?

[01:28:50] No problem.

[01:28:51] What happened?

[01:28:52] No problem.

[01:28:53] Oh, there we go.

[01:28:54] There it is.

[01:28:54] I'm good now.

[01:28:55] Good.

[01:28:56] Okay.

[01:28:58] Let me confirm with broadcast that they have you.

[01:29:00] Okay.

[01:29:01] Hey, Jynxie, bro.

[01:29:02] Rob, just tell it to me straight up, bro.

[01:29:04] What is your plans after this 30 minute tournament,

[01:29:06] bro, for you?

[01:29:07] Probably wait for my host from you

[01:29:09] when you end your stream when I beat you.

[01:29:11] Okay.

[01:29:12] So wait, Ron, I'm gonna be honest, bro.

[01:29:13] Can I be honest with you?

[01:29:14] Mm-hmm.

[01:29:16] The only way you beat me, Ron,

[01:29:18] is if you cheat, bro.

[01:29:19] I'm being honest.

[01:29:22] Okay.

[01:29:22] Like, use the engine.

[01:29:24] Okay, so.

[01:29:24] Oh, well, don't do that.

[01:29:25] That's what I'm gonna do then.

[01:29:26] Looks like that's what I gotta do.

[01:29:27] Yeah, you'll probably get DQ'd,

[01:29:29] but it will be entertaining.

[01:29:31] So I, I'll be honest with you.

[01:29:34] I wouldn't consider this cheating.

[01:29:36] I would consider this sexy, okay?

[01:29:38] heard that from a little bird that some people use vibrators in their butthole to

[01:29:43] control where the anal beads yes it's a it's a theory that Hans Nieman used it

[01:29:48] to beat Magnus Carlson. So Layz is in the other room and he has a whole thing on

[01:29:52] right now and every time there's a play I get a vibration in my butt. Chad is this

[01:29:59] Is this a good shout?

[01:30:03] Bro, Ron, oh wait, what? Oh wait, Ron, we're on Chess's stream, I think.

[01:30:10] Oh, still? My bad. Sorry about that, Chess. Sorry about that.

[01:30:18] Sorry.

[01:30:22] Were we on Chess's stream the entire time?

[01:30:24] I'm sorry.

[01:30:29] I'm kidding, I don't actually, so how do we get the game going?

[01:30:42] Do you guys want to hear it?

[01:30:45] We apologize for that guys, I don't know.

[01:30:50] It's okay, so we're going to have a general announcement.

[01:30:53] Simon will be making an announcement soon.

[01:30:56] Meanwhile, I can give you a quick rundown on the format.

[01:31:03] So you guys are going to play two games.

[01:31:05] Agenze, you're going to start with white first game,

[01:31:08] then flip colors.

[01:31:10] The games are five minutes long for each of you,

[01:31:15] and then you get five minutes second added to the clock

[01:31:18] with each move.

[01:31:19] Can you give me five minutes and give him five?

[01:31:21] All I need is three.

[01:31:23] No, it doesn't work like that.

[01:31:26] And then once the first game is finished, you don't have to do anything.

[01:31:29] The second game will pop up in about 10 seconds.

[01:31:33] And initially too, you don't have to challenge, you don't have to do anything.

[01:31:38] Just be on chess.com slash play slash online.

[01:31:41] And the last part is very important, slash play slash online, otherwise, we can start

[01:31:50] your game.

[01:31:51] So let's do this for us and then we'll be good.

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[01:32:01] And check if you have them online at the end.

[01:32:04] And after the two games, we're going to move you guys around

[01:32:08] to have the new opponent and we repeat it two more times.

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[01:32:18] Slash play slash online. Got it.

[01:32:21] Got it, I'm glad.

[01:32:22] It's correct.

[01:32:23] This is a weird question, right?

[01:32:25] I have a weird question.

[01:32:26] It's not related to the tournament at all.

[01:32:27] Don't bring up the thing again, bro.

[01:32:29] We just talked about it.

[01:32:30] No, no, no.

[01:32:31] It's actually a good question.

[01:32:33] Do you know what on passant is?

[01:32:35] What is on passant?

[01:32:37] Buzzerai.

[01:32:38] Buzzerai.

[01:32:39] Am I muted?

[01:32:40] Buzzerite.

[01:32:42] Buzzerite.

[01:32:44] Am I muted?

[01:32:52] Oh, Jaycee's not answering.

[01:32:54] Jaycee, you hit the rare ball, right?

[01:32:56] Can you hit the buzzerite, buzzerite, buzzerite?

[01:32:58] Not right now. I don't want to force it.

[01:33:00] I only use one a week. I only use one a week.

[01:33:02] I don't want to force it.

[01:33:04] But it's so rare, please.

[01:33:06] I know, I know, but it's not rare if I spam it, bro.

[01:33:08] Oh, excuse me, I had a question regarding chess really quickly.

[01:33:13] Yes, of course.

[01:33:14] What is en passant?

[01:33:17] En passant is a French term called in passing.

[01:33:21] So when you have the pawn on the, so your white and your pawn is on fifth rank already.

[01:33:29] Casey, how do you know about this?

[01:33:31] And then the black moves to the fifth rank in his first move or her first move.

[01:33:38] The side by side?

[01:33:39] Yes, and so it's important you have to be on fifth rank already.

[01:33:43] The opponent moves first move right next to you and then you can capture it in passing and capture it.

[01:33:51] Wow.

[01:33:52] But that's a very, very specific rule where you have to stand on the fifth rank already

[01:33:58] already and your opponent has to make that square move right at the first

[01:34:03] year. I think this is how you do it and it's very rare, it's very rare, huh? Very rare, okay.

[01:34:09] Oh, and one more question, sorry. In your opinion, who is the goat of chess in your opinion?

[01:34:15] Don't say Stan Werner or either, like make it humble. Okay, I was arbitring for a few other

[01:34:22] in person events. And my favorite, can I actually say it? I don't know if I can say it, but

[01:34:30] my favorite is Wesley Sow. That's going to be my favorite. But I like everyone. The

[01:34:40] goat is Magnus obviously. I actually like Hansa style too. I like all the players.

[01:34:48] Have you heard of Plackboy Max?

[01:34:52] Yes, apparently he's an up-and-comer, bro GM

[01:34:57] He's very good

[01:35:01] Okay, how should we start?

[01:35:03] Well, we are waiting for the main announcement. You're gonna hear Simon's voice

[01:35:09] Soon. He's the main game operator

[01:35:12] And I'm here to help you guys if you have anything. Oh, no problem. You've been very helpful. Sorry, and we're just idiots

[01:35:18] No, of course, of course. I'll say we bro. Say me

[01:35:23] Or a walking. Oh wait, I want to go. Oh, this is

[01:35:27] Infinite jinxie. What I want to go watch chest is screaming. I saw me in it. Whoa, it's infinite

[01:35:35] Wait, I want to go check them out

[01:35:37] Dude look it's infinite. I think if the longer I stay here the more there is chess six seven is here

[01:35:43] Oh, it's on you. Wait. Wait chess put it on me

[01:35:46] Look, it's infinite. Wait chess put it on me

[01:35:52] Hold on oh my gosh, okay. I need to stop. This is tripping me out. This is tripping me out. How do you stop?

[01:35:58] How do you stop?

[01:35:59] Yeah, so I think like my goats of chess, you know what I'm saying is

[01:36:03] is Magnus Carlson at one, you know what I mean?

[01:36:07] And then probably, Hikaru Nakamura at two.

[01:36:12] Holy, Larva, brother.

[01:36:13] Oh my God, name five plays by him.

[01:36:18] Three, I would go Jinxi.

[01:36:20] I would put Jinxi at three, I think.

[01:36:21] I think it's me, Magnus and Hikaru, bro, seriously.

[01:36:26] And I'm not really sneaking myself in there.

[01:36:27] I really think I could go toe to toe with these guys.

[01:36:30] I think my favorite chess player is Benjamin Lupo, he's, he's pretty good.

[01:36:36] Oh god.

[01:36:37] Kequah.

[01:36:38] Oh god.

[01:36:39] Oh god.

[01:36:40] Oh god.

[01:36:41] So, Ron, be honest bro, like legitimately, Ron, man to man, okay?

[01:36:52] Yeah.

[01:36:53] The odds of you winning this tournament is basically the odds of getting struck by lightning

[01:36:56] three times.

[01:36:57] I'm only being honest with you bro because I love you bro you have

[01:37:02] Legitimately a better chance of getting struck by lightning three times

[01:37:05] So you think I'm that bad at chess?

[01:37:07] Ron I'm gonna hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Generally

[01:37:10] Generally, Jen Jen Lee what not like run what la he I actually think you have a better chance of winning a lot of

[01:37:17] even winning this

[01:37:19] Like I've talking winning the whole tournament like you could be

[01:37:22] Yeah, that was pretty good on a leak. Wait, what? No, no, check. Let's check in with the players. Let's check all the players, man. Let's see if everybody's locked in.

[01:37:35] Oh, what about Joe Bart?

[01:37:37] Is he even here?

[01:37:39] He's right. He's right.

[01:37:41] Who's the best player in this tournament generally?

[01:37:45] Probably on a pixel or me.

[01:37:47] me. Wait, so all I got to do is beat Max and I'm good. I'm a little confused. What do

[01:37:55] you mean? Or what do you mean to get to that? Like, no, no, say I lose against you. I, they

[01:38:01] told me that I still go against Max. So basically, I believe the way it works is those two groups.

[01:38:08] Okay. Every, so there's two groups, two groups of four, eight players total. Every group

[01:38:14] plays each other once.

[01:38:17] The two best point scorers, like the best performers

[01:38:21] of each group make it to the top fourth championship round.

[01:38:24] And then that's like the semis.

[01:38:26] You got what I'm saying?

[01:38:29] That's actually an amazing summary.

[01:38:31] It's because I texted him that, yeah.

[01:38:32] Yes, I forgot I texted you that.

[01:38:35] No, I'm very locked in.

[01:38:36] I've been training for this tournament.

[01:38:38] I've been training so much.

[01:38:39] I really hope I win.

[01:38:41] Okay, so cross question for you.

[01:38:43] what happens if after the group stage you guys are tied like three way tie or

[01:38:49] four-way tie or something?

[01:38:51] It would.

[01:38:52] Oh god.

[01:38:53] I don't know.

[01:38:54] What happened?

[01:38:55] I think you guys.

[01:38:56] I'd probably call it Marlin or something.

[01:38:57] Start panicking.

[01:38:58] I don't really know actually.

[01:39:00] You guys gonna play a series of games like three plus two.

[01:39:05] So a little bit faster games but you will start playing tie break games, okay.

[01:39:10] We'll explain it at that point, but okay, okay

[01:39:16] Also, do you think I could become Grandmaster one day?

[01:39:22] If you put your dedication to it and you study eight to ten hours a day then I believe everything is possible

[01:39:31] Okay, see I asked Levy and Levy said absolutely not he said no because apparently you have to

[01:39:37] But when you're a grandmaster, you have to play when you're like four because your brain

[01:39:42] has so much storage.

[01:39:43] It's like a sponge.

[01:39:44] Good.

[01:39:45] So maybe for you.

[01:39:46] Maybe for you.

[01:39:47] No.

[01:39:48] I can tell you an example.

[01:39:50] Sam Shanklin.

[01:39:51] It's a...

[01:39:52] Somebody did it.

[01:39:54] Somebody became a GM when they started late.

[01:39:56] So the challenge...

[01:39:57] Yes, that's what Shirklin did.

[01:39:58] Yes.

[01:39:59] Is this true?

[01:40:00] Is this true?

[01:40:01] So Sam Shanklin grew up in California and I'm going to look up when he started playing

[01:40:06] chess, but I think he was already past 10 years old. Yeah, so he was he was older, like

[01:40:13] not terribly young. Oh my God, he did it. He taught how to play chess. His father taught

[01:40:20] at age of six. And he began playing in tournaments at age of 11, which is oh, oh, wow. And he's

[01:40:28] he's a he's I think the number 24th of like the highest peak was 24th in the world. He's

[01:40:35] like the U.S. top in top 10 in the U.S. so definitely. Yeah your dad on the money his

[01:40:42] peak ranking is 24. Wow you know your stuff. I feel like you're warping a little bit. I don't know.

[01:40:48] I don't know. This seems like too many too advanced to me. Bro.

[01:40:58] Yeah I mean so wait is there like how do you find the world rankings right now? Is there a

[01:41:03] Is there a way to look at the world ranking sheet or no?

[01:41:06] If you catch number one now, Gukesh?

[01:41:08] Well, no, Gukesh is the world champion.

[01:41:11] So he holds the world champion title.

[01:41:14] But the number one is still Magnus Carson, obviously.

[01:41:18] The easiest is if you type in 2,700 or 2,700 chests

[01:41:25] or something like that.

[01:41:26] 2,700 chests.

[01:41:28] Oh, thank you so much.

[01:41:29] Live chess ratings.

[01:41:30] Thank you so much.

[01:41:32] Hakaru's still number two, Hori Aura.

[01:41:36] Wow, Magnus is number one.

[01:41:37] The really cool thing about this website

[01:41:39] is that it gets adjusted after each game they play.

[01:41:43] Great, that's why XGC calls me a pawn.

[01:41:44] It's a short stubby round piece.

[01:41:48] Is this?

[01:41:50] Wait, oh my God.

[01:41:52] Hey guys, I have an ETA,

[01:41:54] so we are about three minutes out from the first game

[01:41:57] and voice of God announcement will be in about 60 seconds.

[01:42:02] Take your time. No rush at all.

[01:42:04] Thank you so much for the communication.

[01:42:06] Wow, Magnus Carlson, number one.

[01:42:08] Hakaru Nakamura.

[01:42:09] Fabiano, I've heard of this guy, Karuna.

[01:42:12] I don't know this guy, chat.

[01:42:14] I've heard of this guy, Anish.

[01:42:16] Anish, hey, you don't know what a promoted poem is.

[01:42:20] So before Anish, it's Cinderov.

[01:42:25] He's actually playing in the candidates right now.

[01:42:27] The candidates are all-

[01:42:29] And he's dominating everybody, right?

[01:42:30] He's like dominating?

[01:42:31] Place all of the right pieces on one side.

[01:42:33] And it's being unheard of.

[01:42:34] And all of the black guys is on the other side.

[01:42:36] I was watching Levy's video, and he set a record, right?

[01:42:40] The Knights can only move in an L-shaped pattern,

[01:42:43] where the long part of the L you want.

[01:42:45] And look at 28 points.

[01:42:47] You see that?

[01:42:48] Place the King and Coin.

[01:42:49] He's flying up the rankings, flying up.

[01:42:51] If you're looking at the board.

[01:42:52] So he's gonna be probably, he's gonna be the one who challenges Gukesh in the world.

[01:42:59] Hey, Jixi.

[01:43:00] Hey, Jixi.

[01:43:01] Yeah, what's up, Ron?

[01:43:02] Everything okay?

[01:43:03] What are promoted pawns?

[01:43:04] Let's see if you know yourself.

[01:43:06] It's when you make a pawn to the other side of the board and it promotes into a queen.

[01:43:10] Hmm, okay, that's good.

[01:43:12] Can the Rook and King move together?

[01:43:14] What do you mean together?

[01:43:16] Can they or can they not, bro?

[01:43:18] Yeah, when you castle, yes.

[01:43:20] Oh my god, wait, you're good. Okay, bro. That's not good. That's not what is that?

[01:43:26] The way I wish

[01:43:32] What

[01:43:34] If the opponent I don't know bro, you just need a strong defense that's gonna fuck you in the end

[01:43:38] But I'm not gonna lie like that's gonna mess you up. You didn't know the answer to that one

[01:43:41] That is gonna mess you up. It's okay. I'm ready now now. I know your weaknesses

[01:43:45] Do you want to know my prediction in my chat? I want to see your prediction Ron

[01:43:49] Can I check out your prediction in your chat?

[01:43:50] Ma, let's run a prediction.

[01:43:52] Free that dick up.

[01:43:54] Hello, everyone.

[01:43:55] Thanks for joining us today.

[01:43:56] This is Simon from Staff Speaking.

[01:43:58] You also have a staff member in your breakout room.

[01:44:03] We're looking to start in about 90 seconds from now.

[01:44:05] Oh, no, I'm nervous.

[01:44:06] We want to do a quick announcement.

[01:44:08] So today's format is very simple.

[01:44:11] It's three rounds.

[01:44:13] And in each round, you play two games

[01:44:16] against the same opponents, one game with white,

[01:44:18] one game with black.

[01:44:21] We will start the first game, so there's

[01:44:24] no need to challenge each other or to accept

[01:44:26] any incoming challenges.

[01:44:28] Everything is automated.

[01:44:29] The second game will start about 10 seconds

[01:44:32] after the end of the first game.

[01:44:36] It's the total score of your game that counts.

[01:44:40] The top two players of each group

[01:44:43] will move on to the knockout stage.

[01:44:48] If there are any ties at the end of the group stage, there are some tie breakers and we'll

[01:44:54] get into those details at the time if needed.

[01:44:57] Otherwise, please make sure you're in the chess.com play zone, chess.com, slash play,

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[01:45:08] If you have any questions, please let your staff member know.

[01:45:13] Otherwise, we're ready to go in about 60 seconds from now.

[01:45:17] you and good luck to everyone. Thank you. I guess if there is a tie, Jinxie will know at that time.

[01:45:25] One question. Okay, so if you get top two, you make it to top four. But what if you get

[01:45:31] bottom two? Are you eliminated? Yes. There's two Jinxie. All right, well done. So each group,

[01:45:38] only the top two goes forward. So I just got to be. Oh, do I know how to view the groups?

[01:45:42] I'm going to do the groups.

[01:45:45] Yes, I'll put the player guide in,

[01:45:48] and that will have the groups.

[01:45:51] But get ready, because your game should be starting soon.

[01:45:55] So I got to go emot only in bad yay or nay?

[01:45:59] You don't have to go emot only.

[01:46:00] Just don't take moves from your chat.

[01:46:03] And you can banter with each other

[01:46:05] if you keep the mic open, or whatever you want, OK?

[01:46:10] OK, I got to close my chat.

[01:46:12] I'm not gonna banter you I'm just gonna I'm gonna banter you I'm gonna like slowly

[01:46:19] decapitate your pieces bro that's fine listen brother the run first question

[01:46:24] brother brother brother brother brother brother brother I've been lying this

[01:46:30] whole time I've been a grand wizard what

[01:46:34] Rod stop it's grand master bro you can't even lie correctly grand wizard no one's

[01:46:41] ever said that that's okay but at least he's stable I'm ready bro oh I'm ready

[01:46:47] all right here we go yes let's get so joyful okay here we go a lot Ron good

[01:46:56] luck bro chat first out of the chest for a bit my opponent I would say good luck

[01:46:59] oh I'm wood division yourself oh good you know hold on bro see see that's a

[01:47:05] good opening Jinx see but I'm gonna take initiative and be the horse that goes

[01:47:10] up that's a cool opening I'm gonna start with see no no no no no no I've never

[01:47:19] in my life seen somebody move a night before upon I'm not a kid that's fine

[01:47:22] it's fine that's fine I've never in my life

[01:47:28] brother hold on hold on hold on hold on you're talking more than playing right

[01:47:34] now this let me lock in so yeah bro what Andrea would do is exactly what you're

[01:47:39] tell me dude develop is she would do that hey that's not even a bad play it's

[01:47:50] not a bad play at all because then what I would do is I bring this horsey up

[01:47:55] here this is not even bad developments see that is a good play you jinxy but I

[01:48:03] mean you can grass I mean I guess you get my horse but what's gonna happen when

[01:48:09] I take your bishop. You know what I'm saying?

[01:48:13] So you have bad pot alignment bad palm structure. That's fine. I mean, that's fine. I plan on castling. Oh

[01:48:20] That's really good really good, but I'm gonna keep this

[01:48:24] I'm gonna look at what you're doing here and honestly. I know this play. I've seen this play by Magnus Carlson

[01:48:30] I know you watch ball, but I'm gonna steal this move right back and I'm gonna low key

[01:48:39] I'm gonna low key move some

[01:48:41] I'm gonna look at these murderous

[01:48:44] I have a good play for you, bro. You should move your queen

[01:48:48] No, I don't think so. I'm gonna just get your queen in there, bro. I'm gonna do that shot

[01:48:55] I'm gonna play a little bit aggressive here, okay

[01:49:01] Wait, why do you have five minutes and 11 seconds I four minutes

[01:49:05] You have added time

[01:49:07] We both have out of time. We're on the same time constraints.

[01:49:13] Holy night vision.

[01:49:24] Ha ha ha!

[01:49:26] What's that?

[01:49:27] Oh my fuck!

[01:49:29] Fuck!

[01:49:30] It's not a fork! That is not a fork!

[01:49:32] Fuck!

[01:49:37] Round out Dingo, I'll show you a fork. Just give me some time.

[01:49:41] I'm lucky you're gonna be sneaky with this. I'm just gonna...

[01:49:44] I'm gonna do that real quick.

[01:49:52] Wow, you actually just made the best move right there.

[01:49:58] This is not going how I thought it would go. I'm locked.

[01:50:01] I'M A GRANDMASTER!

[01:50:03] LET'S GO!

[01:50:05] Bro, Rob, it's Grandmaster, bro.

[01:50:08] It's Grandmaster.

[01:50:09] Peter piped a pop of purple peppers.

[01:50:11] Do you think I'm dumb?

[01:50:12] Do you think I'm dumb?

[01:50:13] You don't think I'm dumb, right?

[01:50:15] Because what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna do

[01:50:17] fuck actual fork, dead ass actual fork.

[01:50:22] You're cooked.

[01:50:23] You're actually cooked.

[01:50:24] You just lost a night.

[01:50:25] That's cooked.

[01:50:26] You're forked.

[01:50:27] Hold.

[01:50:28] Rob, that's not a fork.

[01:50:30] What are you saying?

[01:50:31] Good, good, good move.

[01:50:32] That was a good move.

[01:50:33] That's just playing better than you normally play, bro.

[01:50:35] I'm not even kidding.

[01:50:36] That was a good move, that was a good move.

[01:50:38] That was a good move, I'll give it to you.

[01:50:39] Sometimes I'll give it to you.

[01:50:43] Honestly, what have I said?

[01:50:45] That development is so good right now.

[01:50:47] What if I set one Madder Daddy right here,

[01:50:50] and then I go, Madder Daddy?

[01:50:55] You just,

[01:50:56] Oh

[01:51:06] Didn't see that one that's fine. Oh my god. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. Everyone makes mistakes

[01:51:12] Everyone makes mistakes

[01:51:13] That's fine, bro. Listen one game number it's best

[01:51:18] First

[01:51:20] First queen hang of the tournament is Stambolo Roberto.

[01:51:27] Stambolo Roberto.

[01:51:29] All right, now what we need to do is convert this to a win, bro.

[01:51:34] We got a free queen.

[01:51:36] Convert this to a win.

[01:51:38] Don't mess it up.

[01:51:40] Make sure that's not.

[01:51:43] No, that's fine.

[01:51:45] Take, take, take.

[01:51:49] Oh, this is just wait you're about to be fries. You're actually about to be fries generally too

[01:52:06] Bar

[01:52:11] Bro, what are you doing? You're not focused at all. I made one wrong. I made one wrong

[01:52:16] Look at this stuff, bro. No, I made one wrong move. You make two wrong moves

[01:52:22] Fommel chat Fommel. Wait, I can I can make this I can make

[01:52:26] Okay, look this is easy, bro. I can do this. I can do this

[01:52:31] Dude, oh my god, this is Andres move. She taught me

[01:52:36] She taught me this exact move

[01:52:43] That

[01:52:46] Oh, I see it already.

[01:52:52] I mean chat, I low key see it.

[01:52:54] The question is, if I go here, then he goes there, then, okay, so this is going to use

[01:53:07] maximum brain power.

[01:53:09] If I was smart, I would go right here.

[01:53:17] Now I have him in a fork.

[01:53:19] So what happens is, you're muted by the way,

[01:53:21] you're muted, you're muted, you're muted.

[01:53:23] Ron, can you hear me?

[01:53:24] Yeah, I hear you.

[01:53:25] You hung another rope, bro.

[01:53:28] Oh my fucking God, I keep fucking up my rookies.

[01:53:32] I'm gonna have, I think, 16 material,

[01:53:34] or no, 20 material, bro.

[01:53:36] Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

[01:53:46] There is a checkmate on the board.

[01:53:48] I just have to see it.

[01:53:49] Okay, let's think.

[01:53:52] This is good.

[01:53:53] I'm actually trying, brush.

[01:53:54] I opened up my chat.

[01:53:55] I'm not going to cheat.

[01:53:56] You're so bad.

[01:53:57] That's fine.

[01:53:58] That's...

[01:53:59] This leads to this.

[01:54:00] This...

[01:54:01] Okay, wait a second.

[01:54:02] This leads to this.

[01:54:04] This leads to this, this leads to this, this leads to that, that protects that, that.

[01:54:13] Your king is in trouble, bubble.

[01:54:16] Your king is in trouble, bubble.

[01:54:17] I actually don't think it is.

[01:54:21] I don't.

[01:54:22] Rob, I don't really think this is in trouble.

[01:54:27] I did as don't think this is in trouble.

[01:54:28] And I think you're going to realize it's going to go to a draw.

[01:54:32] Dude, honestly, late run, I actually think you're going to go to a draw.

[01:54:37] I think you actually fucked up.

[01:54:40] Mmm, that's not a bad play, but is it a great play, Jinxie?

[01:54:47] Okay, I want to make sure I'm not messing this up, but I think this is-

[01:54:54] I don't think so.

[01:54:57] I don't think so.

[01:54:59] If you take my pawn right there, brother, I mean, you're just done.

[01:55:04] You're just done.

[01:55:05] I don't recommend it.

[01:55:06] You can.

[01:55:07] Go ahead.

[01:55:08] I mean, you can.

[01:55:09] But if you're a real Grandmaster of Chess Wizards, there's a lot you could do wrong

[01:55:15] right now.

[01:55:20] I think I'm just going to have to like, this is a rough one chat.

[01:55:46] This is a rough one, Matt or daddy.

[01:55:52] All right.

[01:55:54] This is checkmate in one.

[01:55:55] It has to be.

[01:55:59] Yo, Rob?

[01:56:00] No, no, no, no.

[01:56:00] One more chance, one more chance.

[01:56:01] It was a pleasure playing with you, bro.

[01:56:03] What?

[01:56:04] How's that not checkmate?

[01:56:08] Where can you go?

[01:56:10] There.

[01:56:12] Wait, but now it's checkmate.

[01:56:14] Checkmate?

[01:56:14] Oh, wait, no.

[01:56:16] Wait what? What what what what?

[01:56:19] Okay.

[01:56:21] Now it's almost Checkmate.

[01:56:28] Bro, I like terrible-

[01:56:30] No, that would have been Checkmate.

[01:56:32] Okay.

[01:56:33] Now, Checkmate, wrong.

[01:56:37] What?

[01:56:42] Okay, wrong.

[01:56:43] It was nice playing with you.

[01:56:44] Now, it's set me.

[01:56:49] Yeah.

[01:56:53] Okay.

[01:56:54] That's next game.

[01:56:55] Should that be starting soon?

[01:56:57] So he read chat.

[01:56:58] Got it.

[01:56:59] You got it.

[01:56:59] All got it.

[01:57:02] Okay.

[01:57:04] All of the training paid off.

[01:57:05] Okay.

[01:57:06] Okay.

[01:57:07] I mean, that's fine.

[01:57:08] That's fine.

[01:57:09] Brother, you do realize chat.

[01:57:10] I'm not worried because I'm going.

[01:57:12] All right.

[01:57:12] Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

[01:57:13] Stop oh my

[01:57:23] Copying my moves are you cringe that I'm not fucking cringe like actually take it fucking dork

[01:57:31] Holy shit. This guy's a dweeb

[01:57:36] Rob, what's your favorite opening bro matter daddy I cop attic

[01:57:43] Your favorite opening is called Matter Daddy. Yes

[01:57:50] Can you spell addict to me, can you spell it?

[01:57:54] Can you spell it or no?

[01:57:56] Wait, I messed up my opening. Can you spell it or no?

[01:58:00] Spell it, spell addict for me. Do it, spell it, spell it, spell it, spell addict, spell addict, spell it.

[01:58:10] Impossible.

[01:58:12] You can't. It's physically impossible.

[01:58:14] You're a chud.

[01:58:16] You're insane. You're in pain.

[01:58:18] I can tell by what you're saying.

[01:58:21] You listen to Jax or no?

[01:58:24] Hello?

[01:58:26] Rah-Rah, shut up!

[01:58:27] Shut the fuck up!

[01:58:28] All the games!

[01:58:29] I'm not saying I'm not right.

[01:58:32] Very good play.

[01:58:33] What's your horse gonna do, though, if I do...

[01:58:36] Ooh.

[01:58:37] I'm gonna do...

[01:58:40] I'm gonna do that!

[01:58:41] Let's go because if I take your pawn you're a silly little pawn your horse will take my horse

[01:58:46] I'm not a stupid. I'm not a crumb, but I'm not a fork, but I'm not a bum. What am I?

[01:58:57] Wow, I just lost tonight

[01:59:02] Jesus I messed up my opening break. A NIGHT THAT'S GONE! YES THAT IS THE RIDDLE! WHAT?

[01:59:08] Wait a minute

[01:59:11] This guy's like a toy for Thanos. What the fuck?

[01:59:25] Lays activate vibrator. Oh, I know I know I know I move to go next. Oh, I know I move to go next

[01:59:32] Who I know I move to go next

[01:59:34] Oh, I know a move to go next.

[01:59:36] Oh, I know a move to go next.

[01:59:37] Oh, I know a move to go next.

[01:59:38] Oh, let me stop, stop.

[01:59:40] Oh, Jinxie, look, are you a fucking burger?

[01:59:46] What a terrible move.

[01:59:48] Say goodbye.

[01:59:50] Wait a minute.

[01:59:51] Okay, so you're going to do that?

[01:59:54] Honestly, Chad, I think I'm just going to bang.

[02:00:08] Take it.

[02:00:09] Take it.

[02:00:10] Take it.

[02:00:11] Take it.

[02:00:12] That's fine.

[02:00:13] Cheers.

[02:00:14] Hey there, matter daddy, what's it like in New York City?

[02:00:23] I'm a thousand matter days away from you, but tonight you look so pretty, matter daddy.

[02:00:31] Sometimes you're a matter daddy, screws hang to lose, hey there matter daddy.

[02:00:39] If I go right here.

[02:00:48] I can't believe I messed up my opening, bro.

[02:00:50] I'm just gonna play it safe.

[02:00:52] Hey there, mother daddy,

[02:00:55] mother, mother daddy.

[02:01:00] Jigsie, don't panic.

[02:01:03] Ooh, that's a good play.

[02:01:05] Bro, how am I losing, bro?

[02:01:07] How are you losing?

[02:01:09] Don't mind at night, I know you're looking in that cave and you're feeling kind of brave.

[02:01:15] Put that pick away, don't mind at night.

[02:01:39] Okay, good play good play. It's a good matter, but you're gonna have to try fix your daddy

[02:01:48] So I recommend

[02:01:52] That's not my opening I deserve nothing but failure and depression

[02:01:58] So you're gonna do that

[02:02:00] Get my bishop out. What am I doing now? I'm all clocked. I'm gonna do that

[02:02:05] Oh, I look he could castle my matter daddy real quick

[02:02:18] I need a banana, bro. Do you have any protein pretzels on you Jinxie?

[02:02:24] Hello, hello, hello boss

[02:02:35] Hold on...

[02:02:43] NO!

[02:02:44] MY GOD!

[02:02:46] PITCH UP AND KNEW, JO!

[02:02:51] Wait, what?!

[02:02:56] Wait.

[02:02:58] Not a runny.

[02:03:03] Take me to my turd daddy, where my dad can come to your house.

[02:03:09] Bro, I got a fart really bad.

[02:03:15] I need to pull off the greatest comeback ever.

[02:03:21] I have to take a shit really bad with GC.

[02:03:33] I'm not sure what's going on here, but I'm not sure what's going on here.

[02:04:03] These endless checks are annoying.

[02:04:08] Wow, actually all because of the opening.

[02:04:13] Are you locked?

[02:04:18] Hey

[02:04:26] Are you locked

[02:04:33] I mean sure

[02:04:39] I'm just gonna

[02:04:48] I don't understand a word you guys are even saying you I still to this day don't know what a fork means. I have one right here though.

[02:05:04] I don't know what a fork means.

[02:05:06] I have one right here though.

[02:05:09] What?

[02:05:12] What?

[02:05:20] Thanks.

[02:05:34] Yeah, I know I didn't see that one fuck

[02:05:57] No, oh no god, I miss on my so I'm oh

[02:06:00] Oh my god, no on my soul I misclicked that. On god I misclicked that. I didn't even click anything. Oh

[02:06:11] My that's how I fuck up my board that is so cringe. Oh my god

[02:06:16] That is actually cringe. I just fuck up my board. I mean I lost yeah, I lost oh

[02:06:22] My god, I can't believe I fucked up my board by clicking Max and

[02:06:26] Games over yeah, I lost I

[02:06:28] I fucking mis-clicked.

[02:06:41] Yeah, I lost.

[02:06:58] Dude that's fucked! I'm such a burger boy! I'm such a fucking burger boy!

[02:07:28] I mean, I just have to let him take the porn because if he takes, he takes A4, I lose.

[02:07:35] Oh my god, he takes A4, I lose.

[02:07:43] Yo, wait, are we allowed to mute? Are you muted?

[02:07:46] I'm not talking. Not me.

[02:07:58] That's it.

[02:08:05] Does that check me?

[02:08:16] I couldn't do much there, it's a good play, it was good.

[02:08:33] It was really good, I couldn't do much there, but I fucked up losing my queen, I clicked

[02:08:38] the wrong fucking button that sold my whole game that's sold my whole game wait

[02:08:52] Ron you just check me to yourself well I mean it's not much I can last there's

[02:08:57] not much I can do jinxing now if I so if I take my bitch yeah I know but if I take

[02:09:02] my bishop down you automatically get it that's checkmate sayonara yeah I lost oh

[02:09:10] no it's not oh well I can still do that wait but there's probably not fucked up

[02:09:15] bro Chad I fucked up clicking my yeah I got to get this guy involved this rook

[02:09:23] is not activated GGs boys nice playing Jinx oh god nice playing you played

[02:09:31] Good cheese. No, you played really good. I know I messed up my opening and messed up that game. I fucked up

[02:09:37] I clicked the wrong thing

[02:09:40] Right actually think I would have had you this game

[02:09:43] Yeah, it's not I really can't do anything no matter what you have me fucking pinned against the wall

[02:09:48] Just fuck my ass while you're at it. Hey, sorry. Sorry. Sorry, bro. I'm pretty sure this is on chest. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry sis

[02:09:56] wait and

[02:09:57] Whoa, almost blundered. Wow. Okay. Let's calm this down a little bit

[02:10:05] Dude I sold a burger I'm going for plaque boy max man. It's fine

[02:10:12] Yes, yes, yes

[02:10:21] Check

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[02:10:51] Pinch my butthole, bruh.

[02:11:00] This is- yo, ladies, activate the vibrator, bruh, please, help me.

[02:11:04] Yes, yes, yes, yes!

[02:11:10] Fuck!

[02:11:11] No, no, no, no!

[02:11:16] No, no, no!

[02:11:24] I lost.

[02:11:35] Wait.

[02:11:46] wait I low-key think I mean I guess I could do that but I mean yeah yeah I

[02:12:01] know but there's no but I couldn't really do anything with it like there's

[02:12:04] not much you could do with it just bad over yeah I'm about to fuck my hey you

[02:12:11] did good bro you're done good son bro I actually messed up this game pretty bad

[02:12:16] Yeah, I know and I sold by misclicking bro because I got impatient

[02:12:23] Yeah, this should be checkmate

[02:12:26] What?

[02:12:32] Um, um, um, um, um, I just got bent over my butt man

[02:12:37] I got to make sure to not steal me. There's nothing I can do you literally

[02:12:48] wait that would be to steal me. No you literally win regardless. You quite

[02:12:53] literally win regardless Jinx. That would have been a steal me right time. Yeah oh

[02:12:58] my god that was almost bad. Dude you win regardless are you listening? No but if

[02:13:07] it's a stalemate we tie. I don't want to make sure that I don't do that. Can I ask you something

[02:13:16] real quick? Bro, I don't even... I'm trying to not stalemate. I feel like everything I do is a

[02:13:24] stalemate. Okay, that's check. That's check. I got to make sure I keep checking him. If I don't check

[02:13:33] and there's a chance we still may. Okay. Check. Check. There we go.

[02:13:42] Damn. I lost. Yes! Yes! Yes!

[02:13:45] Can't do anything. Yes!

[02:13:48] Bro, I fucked up my move, bro. I fucked up my move, bro.

[02:13:51] Come on, check! Come on, check!

[02:13:54] Come on, check!

[02:13:56] I mean, I still go against Max, I'm not worried, but man, I fucked up my move, bro.

[02:14:00] Bro, I clicked the wrong move.

[02:14:03] Bro, who?

[02:14:03] I'm not kidding!

[02:14:04] Who from the chess team was talking?

[02:14:06] You need to be done!

[02:14:08] I swear he messed up my move when he's talked, bro.

[02:14:11] Yes, I don't care anymore.

[02:14:13] Who was that?

[02:14:14] That guy talked and ruined my whole flow.

[02:14:19] Bro, oh my god, bro.

[02:14:23] Ron, do these.

[02:14:24] Yo, how do you mutants do that?

[02:14:25] Hey, guys, you have about two minutes to chat,

[02:14:28] and then we'll shuffle you guys around for it with your next opponent, okay?

[02:14:32] So about two minutes, just hang out here, okay?

[02:14:35] So, Ron, I wouldn't take accountability, but, but, but, but first thing I got told

[02:14:40] emote only when I was told it's fine to not have emote only on, then someone

[02:14:44] talked and then I misclicked.

[02:14:46] I don't know what you want me to do.

[02:14:47] Ron, all you got to do, bro, listen, you actually were pretty good in the second

[02:14:52] game, Ron, all you got to do is think about, I misclicked.

[02:14:56] Oh God, that was, that was a full ball.

[02:14:57] I miss clicking my queen and then I panic after that was literally what I fucked up on yeah, bro

[02:15:02] You know what you play perfect man keep doing your thing. Did I not that's literally what it was bro Ron

[02:15:06] Do you also hung your rook and hung like you could still one bro? I'm looking around E4

[02:15:13] I'm looking at the game right now, so I took your thing by trying to go for a check like a fucking burger boy

[02:15:19] When I had a forky fork

[02:15:27] You know what bro, maybe it's me.

[02:15:35] I guess I'm going to lose against Blackboy Max though.

[02:15:38] I mean I'm not worried about that.

[02:15:39] I'm not worried bro.

[02:15:40] I'm actually worried.

[02:15:41] Oh Ron, all I got to say bro is think about what is threatening what bro.

[02:15:45] You take your time.

[02:15:46] Bro, you let me get your rook for free bro.

[02:15:50] No I fucked up.

[02:15:54] I know you misclicked the queen but right after that you let her get your rook.

[02:15:57] Yeah, I got tilted. Yeah, bro. Don't quit until the game. I took my queen. I

[02:16:03] Know but after I took your queen. I took your book

[02:16:08] Yes, bro, chat what play next

[02:16:11] Who am I going against my going is Joe am I going against max? Please put me against max. It only makes sense like please

[02:16:18] Next round you're against Max. Okay, thank you. I'm not worried about that.

[02:16:26] And Jinxie you're against Joe. Yeah, I'm not worried about no Max. What? Excuse me, is there a way I can see, is there a way I can see like who, like who, who, who the standings are, like how many points people have and stuff?

[02:16:40] I believe if you go to the events page, so chess.com slash event and the PogChamp should be on the front page and then...

[02:16:49] Thank you so much, you're very helpful. Chess.com slash event. PogChamp.

[02:16:52] That's my job. So click on that PogChamp.

[02:16:57] Okay, you've got all the moves here.

[02:16:59] Wait, so where do I click? I click...

[02:17:02] So chess.com slash events and you will see the PogChamp's kind of thumbnail and just click on it.

[02:17:08] I don't have as I have the catfish you know what I'll just send it in the chat is that good

[02:17:14] Oh, no, I see actually and then there's a results tab there. How is max at a higher

[02:17:26] You guys see the brackets the group standings

[02:17:29] Robins the results dance

[02:17:31] Wow, I have time to take a little bit of a number to see one winning the game. Yeah, I see. I see. I see. You have about one minute.

[02:17:40] I'm not sure how is your number two?

[02:17:42] But, um, her rating is 142 and she's playing this one.

[02:17:46] Oh, they're playing Emily right now.

[02:17:48] Wait, Andrea, I thought I was so shit.

[02:17:51] Also, I'm so impressed. Like, only has been playing chess for a couple years. Of course, he's super different.

[02:17:56] I see on a plan Emily

[02:18:09] My god, why is extra everything on fire what the heck is a fire?

[02:18:13] I don't know. Oh, oh, he's

[02:18:23] a big threat and it's

[02:18:24] kind of my guys. Can you hear

[02:18:28] me? Yeah. Yeah. I don't know

[02:18:31] where you're. Wait, Ron, I'm

[02:18:32] going to be I'm going to be

[02:18:33] can you mute in zoom or not?

[02:18:37] Okay, so two minutes. Okay.

[02:18:39] Um, his bathroom break is a bit-

[02:18:42] We need to have a drink for us, we have no other-

[02:18:43] Do you have any protein pretzels on you, Jinxie?

[02:18:45] Yes.

[02:18:46] Oh my gosh, he's always thinking about food things!

[02:18:48] I love-

[02:18:49] Burger boy, thank you!

[02:18:51] Hello?

[02:18:52] Am I?

[02:18:52] I apologize.

[02:18:53] Oh my gosh.

[02:18:55] She has to find it because she can't move her kink-

[02:18:58] No!

[02:19:01] Sorry.

[02:19:03] My name is not Burger Boy.

[02:19:05] That's alright.

[02:19:05] The name is Skaver.

[02:19:07] No, what happened?

[02:19:08] Wait, how do you check here?

[02:19:15] Wait, what are you supposed to do in this position?

[02:19:30] I'm going to go into.

[02:19:35] Even with the draw. Yeah. It's

[02:19:38] even if he draws this but you

[02:19:40] know what? Let's see if you can

[02:19:41] figure it out. Is it correct?

[02:19:44] You gotta it is. How do you do

[02:19:47] it? Okay, we just have to watch

[02:19:49] 50 minutes of this guys. Well,

[02:19:51] we can check. Take the agent

[02:19:53] pretty close and we come back

[02:19:54] here but he's into a show is

[02:19:56] what are you supposed to do

[02:19:58] here? You just bring it to the

[02:20:00] We're gonna be here forever

[02:20:05] Okay, let's quickly take check in on steak and agent

[02:20:11] But steak is already crushing on the board

[02:20:15] To oh my god agents bad

[02:20:25] At least I won $5,000 so far I can Keck walk out of here

[02:20:30] Oh, wow.

[02:20:32] That's just wrong.

[02:20:33] Like, I don't want to do this.

[02:20:34] No, he is Jennifer now.

[02:20:36] Like, this is the pale name.

[02:20:38] Why don't they make us join the call?

[02:20:40] Like, I feel so bad.

[02:20:41] Stable's watching.

[02:20:42] Give us some advice.

[02:20:44] If you lose all your pieces, do not

[02:20:46] chill after you long track.

[02:20:47] You had a castle.

[02:20:48] Please show me you had a castle.

[02:20:50] I'll cancel.

[02:20:51] Yes.

[02:20:52] Castle, you're a king and you're going to be fine.

[02:20:53] Yes, ma'am.

[02:20:54] OK.

[02:20:54] I shall cancel.

[02:20:55] That's not a checkmate.

[02:20:56] Now we have.

[02:20:56] Where's my protein pretzels?

[02:20:57] You just got to be checking.

[02:20:59] Thanks for your moves and talk it out. Which move are you thinking?

[02:21:09] I gotta let out a fucking shit out of my butt, man.

[02:21:23] Dude, I can't go. I'm so interested.

[02:21:29] I'm trying to waste my time.

[02:21:31] You're trying to make me go to the limit.

[02:21:35] Wait, wait, wait, wait.

[02:21:38] My favorite stupid plan is to make you go to the limit.

[02:21:43] What?

[02:21:44] Shut the fuck up.

[02:21:45] I'm one queen.

[02:21:46] I'm one queen.

[02:21:47] I'll take it, I'll take it.

[02:21:48] Good game, honey.

[02:21:49] I'm gonna use this game GG.

[02:21:50] I'll take it.

[02:21:51] I'll take the draw.

[02:21:52] Wait.

[02:21:53] I'm gonna make you go to the limit.

[02:21:54] I'm scat.

[02:21:55] I'm scat.

[02:21:56] I'm scat.

[02:21:57] I'm scat.

[02:21:58] I'm scat.

[02:21:59] Oh my god, wait so I'm going against Plackboy Max.

[02:22:08] They take me for a fucking moron?

[02:22:23] This meeting is being recorded.

[02:22:25] Thank you.

[02:22:28] I'll...

[02:22:45] I'm not a...

[02:22:47] Okay, so...

[02:22:49] E4

[02:22:55] to g6 but now you have queen captures e5 okay I don't remember this yeah plaque boy you can

[02:23:04] unmute pdm pdm for the j

[02:23:08] Hey.

[02:23:09] Five and the Kingson check and the Rooks on her effect.

[02:23:12] So they bought the King with the Queen

[02:23:13] and now you just take the Rook and you're up a Rook.

[02:23:15] But if instead they see that the E5 pawn is hanging,

[02:23:17] they'll play ninth to C6 defending the pawn.

[02:23:19] And now you can't even see the C4.

[02:23:21] Hey.

[02:23:22] Y'all, it was good, bro.

[02:23:23] Traffin play, ninth to F6.

[02:23:24] It was good, bro.

[02:23:25] It was good, bro.

[02:23:26] Sup, dude.

[02:23:27] And that's the best.

[02:23:28] Y-max not reading Saturday.

[02:23:29] I am reading Saturday.

[02:23:30] I'm just focused on the chess nigga.

[02:23:32] Hey, Prince.

[02:23:33] You reading the chess nigga?

[02:23:34] Hey, Prince.

[02:23:35] The chess board of birth they're running out.

[02:23:36] They're gonna focus on that.

[02:23:37] Hey, it's good bro. It was good, bro. How you doing?

[02:23:41] We're not friends, gang. I'm locked in.

[02:23:42] I'm going to whoop that ass.

[02:23:43] I'll take it. Whatever.

[02:23:44] There's money on the table, nigga.

[02:23:46] Yeah. Money on the table, but I am.

[02:23:48] Why do people keep quitting, Chad?

[02:23:52] What? What?

[02:23:54] Oh, hell, Prince.

[02:23:57] Oh, hell, Prince.

[02:23:58] I don't know what to do.

[02:24:05] Bro, why is everybody quitting though?

[02:24:07] Quitting on what?

[02:24:09] Bro, they just, I'm whooping their ass and they quit in the game.

[02:24:13] I don't understand.

[02:24:14] Bro, I really got to use the bathroom.

[02:24:16] If you need to run quick,

[02:24:18] Ronaldo run really quick if you need to go to the bathroom.

[02:24:20] Max, if you could stop Q&Games,

[02:24:22] we can't override your game to put you in a new game.

[02:24:25] So if you could stop Q and games now, that'd be perfect.

[02:24:29] But if you need to run quick run,

[02:24:30] although run really quick.

[02:24:31] It's a number two, Michael.

[02:24:33] I don't know what type of log it might be.

[02:24:36] It might be like a quick one or it might be like.

[02:24:39] Bro, what are you talking about?

[02:24:43] It's a number two.

[02:24:44] Yo, Prince, shut your bitch ass up, bro.

[02:24:46] You're faking a fucking bruise on your face

[02:24:48] to look like Jordan.

[02:24:49] You are really a weirdo.

[02:24:51] like, like, what, like, bro, this little shit literally happened live,

[02:24:56] and nigga still gonna come to my ear.

[02:24:58] Hey, yo!

[02:25:01] Well, Prince, are you performing at Coachella?

[02:25:08] No, next year or the year after that, it's coming.

[02:25:12] Hi, everyone, we'll be starting round two in about one minute from now.

[02:25:16] Same as previous round, just make sure you're in the play zone.

[02:25:19] Oh, my bad, my bad, I'm hanging this game.

[02:25:21] Slash, online, and the game will pop up automatically.

[02:25:25] OK, sir.

[02:25:26] And then the second game will start about 10 seconds later.

[02:25:29] OK, yes, sir.

[02:25:31] Max, do you know about the vibrator technique or no?

[02:25:34] What are you saying, bro?

[02:25:36] You seem very stressed right now.

[02:25:37] Are you being serious?

[02:25:38] This is where my Uber Eats got ordered to please get it.

[02:25:44] Wait, why didn't you go to Coach Selina?

[02:25:47] because I didn't want to sign this thing.

[02:25:51] Wow.

[02:25:52] Fair, totally.

[02:25:54] Huh?

[02:25:55] I didn't have to sign no papers.

[02:25:56] What papers they were trying to have you sign, bro?

[02:26:00] It's just something.

[02:26:01] No stable in the auto sees the future, and he has everything.

[02:26:06] All right, Chad.

[02:26:06] If I go tomorrow, I'm probably going through.

[02:26:08] I might go tomorrow.

[02:26:09] Who knows?

[02:26:09] Maybe I'll go see Bieber.

[02:26:11] Yeah, Bieber to mom?

[02:26:12] I thought of this today.

[02:26:13] No, tonight is Sabrina Barbander.

[02:26:16] Oh, shit.

[02:26:17] You would know that if you actually listened to her, but you lied on your interview and said that's a pretty carpenters in your top five

[02:26:22] Yep, I know about this and you know

[02:26:24] No, she's not my top five with the fuck are you talking about? I said I just sold that Uber driver played and I liked it

[02:26:30] That's a famous home

[02:26:37] No, I'm not a lot of I hate men shit nigga, I'm good where she make the men the pigs I'm good off

[02:26:43] I'm not sure what this shit was

[02:26:47] calling her and their pigs.

[02:26:50] What is that?

[02:26:51] So cool.

[02:26:51] I always forget the thing.

[02:26:52] Yeah, she is every time.

[02:26:54] Oh, it's such a funny way.

[02:26:55] Now that's a good ass song.

[02:26:56] Listen to it.

[02:26:57] It's the only song I've ever

[02:26:59] heard.

[02:26:59] Man, shout.

[02:27:01] The fuck?

[02:27:06] Larping like guys, here we go.

[02:27:08] I'm a little too loud.

[02:27:10] Blackway.

[02:27:11] Yo, pvm.

[02:27:12] They're on chest.com.

[02:27:13] I'm sorry, I'm sorry to ourselves. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready to

[02:27:17] PVM 5555 you go first PV

[02:27:25] Wait, how do you know about that? What nigga? What are you talking about? I don't know that can

[02:27:34] Wait boss

[02:27:38] See like bro, he played these games before

[02:27:43] I mean, I mean, Max, are you locked in?

[02:28:09] Oh my god, what happened to stable you know that song what happened to Virgil oh my god

[02:28:18] what happened to stable are you reading chat yo let's work with that is oh my god I really

[02:28:37] have to prove. I have the fort but like I feel like if I fart I'm dead ass gonna

[02:28:44] let poop out of my stomach. I'm not gonna lie, bro.

[02:28:53] No, no, no, no, something is sussier.

[02:29:06] How do you know how to fucking?

[02:29:16] There's no way, right?

[02:29:24] He's got a vibration in his butthole.

[02:29:31] Is there a pause timer?

[02:29:32] I got to let out a log, man!

[02:29:38] My stomach hurts!

[02:29:41] Yeah, the fuck up!

[02:29:43] Man, they keep talking about some gooniverse.

[02:29:44] Shut the fuck up.

[02:29:45] What are you talking?

[02:29:47] Yo, I'm deadass.

[02:29:48] I'm deadass.

[02:29:49] Here it is.

[02:29:50] Oh, bro.

[02:29:50] Oh, my god.

[02:29:52] Oh, my god, bro.

[02:29:53] You're definitely going to be tight.

[02:29:54] What the fuck is that?

[02:29:55] How are y'all even coming through to me?

[02:29:58] What did he say?

[02:30:04] Bro, my stomach.

[02:30:05] I'm deadass.

[02:30:05] My stomach is actually.

[02:30:06] Bro, all right, bro.

[02:30:07] Sit on the chessboard if you really about this shit, bro.

[02:30:09] Like, we do this shit for chess.

[02:30:10] And it gets chess's life, chess is love, man.

[02:30:13] Oh, shit.

[02:30:14] Oh my God, my stomach.

[02:30:15] I'm dead ass, shut up, I have to do your shit.

[02:30:17] Yo, I'm dead ass, I'm gonna.

[02:30:23] Yeah, stable, low key ass.

[02:30:24] I can win this tournament if Joe Bertalozzi

[02:30:26] is not dick rotting my whole shit.

[02:30:29] That ass, the whole shaft.

[02:30:32] Oh my. This thing is ass.

[02:30:33] God, oh my God, it's cause I have to poop.

[02:30:35] Oh my, I have to sell this one.

[02:30:37] It's fine, we're gonna win the best two out of three.

[02:30:39] Oh my God, I'm gonna win the best two out of three.

[02:30:40] No, no, oh my God.

[02:30:41] I have to, I.

[02:30:44] On my soul chat, I have to let out a log. I'm about to panic.

[02:30:54] I got it, I got it! Yo, chess people! Michael, can I go let out a log real quick?

[02:30:59] Michael, I have to let out a log! Oh, God!

[02:31:04] We can't pause the game mid-game, my friend.

[02:31:07] Oh, my God! Michael, I'm gonna shit my pants! I'm gonna shit my pants, Michael!

[02:31:11] Michael!

[02:31:13] Where the hell are her?

[02:31:15] It's like, no.

[02:31:21] Ah!

[02:31:23] What's up, we on that?

[02:31:29] Bro, come on, gang.

[02:31:30] Come on, bro, this shit done with finito money.

[02:31:34] Finito, gang.

[02:31:36] So I'm telling you, no nigga can hang with me

[02:31:38] unless they like some Joe Berthelosi,

[02:31:40] Like smart ass nigga, bro, I'm dead ass.

[02:31:43] All right, I'm back.

[02:31:44] On my soul.

[02:31:45] Actually, I'm on my soul.

[02:31:46] The pain that require your brain is me.

[02:31:48] That's probably it.

[02:31:49] On my soul, my stomach isn't so much pain on-

[02:31:52] That's baddies.

[02:31:55] Oh my God, bro.

[02:31:56] I just let out the craziest big log ever.

[02:31:58] And I wiped so fast.

[02:32:01] You're disgusting.

[02:32:02] That was actually-

[02:32:03] Bro, I need to restart.

[02:32:04] This is so age.

[02:32:05] There's no way I lose.

[02:32:06] That's actually so nasty.

[02:32:07] I'm not even playing with you, bro.

[02:32:10] So nasty there's no way let's see what he does. There's no way I lose because I have to prove

[02:32:20] Michael please spare me bro Michael bro please

[02:32:28] Michael please bro say something sorry man

[02:32:32] Oh

[02:32:37] My you don't understand it was the craziest thing I've ever seen oh

[02:32:43] My god, he's done wait what fuck that was bad

[02:32:49] That was bad chest

[02:32:51] But I mean chat I have to I gotta go up now

[02:32:56] Yeah, how does Max try to do this? It's when with did Max play chess like?

[02:33:02] Oh, I'm an idiot. Actually, that's not bad, because then I could take that.

[02:33:05] If you take that.

[02:33:07] If you take my rook, it's fine.

[02:33:09] Because I could just take your queen.

[02:33:15] Huh?

[02:33:16] What type of math is you doing, my nigga?

[02:33:18] No, the fuck you can't.

[02:33:19] No, I can. See? Fine.

[02:33:23] Oh, fuck. I thought I could get you there.

[02:33:32] Yeah, what was that chat? I don't even know

[02:33:35] I'm playing a uber aggressive fucking

[02:33:38] My stuff Michael. I need a I need a two minute break after this, please just two minutes is all I need

[02:33:44] Hey

[02:33:45] That literally I'm not kidding. I've never I don't want to be descriptive

[02:33:48] But it was like you know what a barbell looks like it was like the size of four barbells just coming out

[02:33:57] That this nigga can't move nowhere

[02:34:02] He has to stay here, so let's put pressure on this game.

[02:34:08] How do you know how to play this game?

[02:34:10] When were you aware of how to play chess?

[02:34:15] Something is off right now.

[02:34:16] There's no way Blackboy fucking Max.

[02:34:20] I lost.

[02:34:23] GG's.

[02:34:28] That's fine.

[02:34:29] I'm going to win the best out of three.

[02:34:30] Dad asked me like two minutes, Michael, after this, it's fine.

[02:34:32] Chad, it's actually fine.

[02:34:33] Let him have this one.

[02:34:34] Dad asked he's not gonna win another one.

[02:34:36] I sold because I had to fucking let out a log.

[02:34:43] He's gotta be reading something.

[02:34:45] Ain't no way Max knows how to play chess, bro.

[02:34:47] Like he...

[02:34:56] Madder daddy, my butthole, bro.

[02:35:00] Yeah, I mean, I had nothing. I couldn't do anything. It's nothing I could fucking do.

[02:35:17] I lost a black boy Max. I mean, bro, yeah, something sucks, bro. Ain't no way Max is

[02:35:23] how to play fucking chess. My dick in balls, Max is how to play. Yo, chess, I'm not gonna

[02:35:28] This is the new dr. Looper bruh some sus about him. I'm dead ass. You got to check his PC or something

[02:35:33] I'm telling you there's something weird going on

[02:35:36] Max is not better than me at tests. I promise you

[02:35:40] You see how he's confused on what to do right now

[02:35:42] You really think like you not see what he could do right now chest calm. He obviously doesn't know what he's doing

[02:35:47] There's something going on. I don't want to fuck. No, cuz there's definitely something sus going on

[02:35:58] W's in the chat, bro. We had no business over here, man. We're a shit though. We had no business, man. We had no business, man.

[02:36:06] I'm not worried.

[02:36:07] We had no business, man.

[02:36:08] Yeah.

[02:36:09] I'm not really tripping, bro, because I'm gonna win the next game. It's just fucking hell. I can't believe I just let that happen.

[02:36:22] Fuck up, nigga.

[02:36:24] Who are you talking to like that? It's not me.

[02:36:27] I'm talking to, um...

[02:36:33] Chat, wait, why am I?

[02:36:34] Wait, chat, tell me how to play.

[02:36:36] Nah, bro, something sucks about you, bro.

[02:36:43] Wait, what?

[02:36:44] Alright, you want me to give you a tip?

[02:36:46] No way I lose it, right, son?

[02:36:48] You have every piece on the board talking about...

[02:36:51] Nah, but like, it's blowing me, though.

[02:36:53] I don't know. I don't know.

[02:36:55] I don't know. It's blowing me

[02:37:03] bro. Like something's blowing

[02:37:06] me, bro. Oh, yeah. Let's go.

[02:37:10] Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You are too

[02:37:14] dumb for this. It's just like I

[02:37:16] don't know how to close games.

[02:37:18] I'm gonna be fully honest.

[02:37:19] I'm fully honest. I'm not

[02:37:21] gonna close games. It's over

[02:37:23] I lost this one. I mean, I can't do anything. I lost simple that

[02:37:31] Bro I do Chad, I wish I took a picture of what my fucking thing looked like might have been the craziest shit

[02:37:37] I've ever seen in my day

[02:37:39] Well, come on game. No dead ass

[02:37:47] No, I'm not even kidding it looked like the size of like eight iPhone X like

[02:37:50] like like iPhone 17 pluses, bro, I'm dead ass.

[02:37:59] Actually, I got to be a little careful because I only have so much time here.

[02:38:03] I've never seen you be this sophisticated.

[02:38:05] Do you have someone in your ear?

[02:38:07] Why do you have an ear button, bro?

[02:38:08] No, no, no.

[02:38:08] Wait, why do you have an ear button, Max?

[02:38:11] And here it is, nigga, go.

[02:38:12] Nah, bro.

[02:38:13] You have an airpot in?

[02:38:14] What are you talking about?

[02:38:14] You got an airpot in?

[02:38:15] Talk to me.

[02:38:16] This is annoying chat like brothers may not claim bro

[02:38:24] Fucking idiot you're actually a fucking idiot. Oh my god. You just saved me

[02:38:33] Ronaldo do you need to run the bathroom?

[02:38:36] Honestly

[02:38:37] I'm good now. That was like five shit

[02:38:39] You know when you take a poop that's like fiery on your bottle for like five minutes like thinking that another one's gonna come out

[02:38:44] I'm good now, but what the fuck are you good?

[02:38:47] Max, how are you so bad?

[02:38:50] But what has happened?

[02:38:53] You dead ass to save me

[02:38:56] You dead ass to save me all you have to do is like move one piece. Yeah, you're an idiot

[02:39:03] All right now. I'm good. Wait what?

[02:39:06] Because you draw it, bro

[02:39:09] All right now I'm actually good like I mean how was it a draw?

[02:39:14] I don't make no fucking sense. This game is stupid, right?

[02:39:18] No! They're literally sponsoring this.

[02:39:21] No, I love this game.

[02:39:35] So when did you learn how to play?

[02:39:38] Been.

[02:39:40] All right, well, I mean I didn't answer my fucking question

[02:39:52] Yes, it didn't fucking work

[02:39:54] She didn't work so your cheetah got it. I'm not gonna lie. This nigga gave me a strike

[02:40:01] No, he gave it to me before the game Fuji, you're a weirdo, bro

[02:40:05] That's it didn't fucking work now when they got about to lose the fucking stable. We're not on it

[02:40:10] Holy shit, bro, this shit's got me tight, bro. There's no way my nigga

[02:40:18] Bro, what the fuck you didn't tell me it was only

[02:40:23] He never said that bullshit, bro. Yeah, he never said that

[02:40:34] Oh my god, I'm not gonna lie guys

[02:40:40] I'm flabbergasted.

[02:40:42] Sorry, I didn't.

[02:40:58] So I ain't never been no pussy.

[02:41:00] I ain't thinkin' like, this shit, this shit, this shit,

[02:41:03] this shit burn deep.

[02:41:04] Like, this chest shit, like, fuck.

[02:41:07] Okay, he's not moving there, he's not moving there, so that should be safe.

[02:41:14] Yeah, I don't have no diagonal pieces, that's very important.

[02:41:20] Oh my God, I almost sold.

[02:41:27] Now, I'm awesome bullshit right now, though, fully, fully chat, fully, I'm not a lot, fully,

[02:41:48] Fully, fully, fully, fully, fully, fully, fully, fully, fully, fully, fully, for sure.

[02:41:59] Now it's back.

[02:42:00] I know.

[02:42:01] I fucked up.

[02:42:02] That was a bad play.

[02:42:04] You could have took my horse too.

[02:42:06] I know.

[02:42:07] I fucked.

[02:42:08] Well, no, you would have taken your rook would have taken mine.

[02:42:09] I low key should have gone down.

[02:42:10] Why did I?

[02:42:11] But that was a fast move, bro.

[02:42:12] Oh my God.

[02:42:13] Every time I, I mean, it's fine.

[02:42:14] Chad, it's 0-0 right now.

[02:42:15] It's the best 2 out of 3.

[02:42:17] I can't trip too hard.

[02:42:18] Calma, calma, calma, calma, calma.

[02:42:20] Oh, it's that damn bro.

[02:42:34] Calma, Calma, Calma, Calma, Calma, Calma.

[02:42:41] Calma, Calma, Calma, Calma.

[02:42:47] I

[02:42:53] Look right now though by so emojis

[02:43:01] Okay with this little key, bro, I'm actually okay with that. I don't mind

[02:43:13] Damn chat we are looking scares, bro

[02:43:17] I

[02:43:22] Got a map control

[02:43:30] Oh, I know to do now now I know to do now I know to play now I gotta play put that blue in the chat y'all

[02:43:42] What yeah, how did that happen now I know how to play

[02:43:47] I understand it now.

[02:43:49] I'm telling you, it was that poop, Chad.

[02:43:52] I'm deadass.

[02:43:53] It was that poop.

[02:43:54] Bro, it was just like, bro, I'm not even kidding.

[02:43:56] I've never experienced that a day in my life.

[02:43:58] That was actually fucking abysmal.

[02:44:00] Please make it talk about sharing my ear.

[02:44:03] Yo, Chad, when is the FL competition?

[02:44:05] I can't believe I should run the fuck.

[02:44:08] Walk in, bro.

[02:44:09] I played.

[02:44:11] Wait, how do I chem draw?

[02:44:16] like if this nigga was able to make me draw like that's not gonna happen bro we're not i'm not gonna

[02:44:20] draw i know how to avoid that

[02:44:28] am i over east they gave it back to the fucking drivers nigga bot

[02:44:34] you gotta be a bot you're a bot it's not an art competition why are we drawing i read my chat for

[02:44:40] for that one. Holy shit, Chad. Fuck. Oh.

[02:44:54] Hmm. How does Prince know how to do that?

[02:45:00] What? That's not in that hard bro. And set my Uber Ease is not coming, bro.

[02:45:04] How y'all think I feel right now, though?

[02:45:06] Genuinely my nigga like what the fuck

[02:45:10] Murder ended my address in with six seven, but I was

[02:45:19] Chat like how do I stole me him bro, you're gonna run out of time you make a part

[02:45:25] No, I'm not you are ironically or no cuz I got I'm not oh

[02:45:30] Oh, they got PF Changs in this bitch.

[02:45:34] I need something.

[02:45:35] Man is though.

[02:45:36] That's why I'm losing, bro.

[02:45:37] Let's see.

[02:45:38] Fuck, bro!

[02:45:39] Here, I'll do that.

[02:45:40] Wait, can I do this?

[02:45:41] Offer claim.

[02:45:42] Okay.

[02:45:43] Okay.

[02:45:44] Okay.

[02:45:45] Okay.

[02:45:46] Okay.

[02:45:47] Okay.

[02:45:48] Okay.

[02:45:49] Okay.

[02:45:50] Okay.

[02:45:51] Okay.

[02:45:52] Okay.

[02:45:53] Okay.

[02:45:54] Okay.

[02:45:55] Okay.

[02:45:56] Okay.

[02:45:57] Okay.

[02:45:58] Okay.

[02:45:59] Okay.

[02:46:00] I'm good bro. I'm good. Are you like just keep swimming just keep swimming just keep

[02:46:20] swimming just keep swimming just keep swimming that wasn't nice it wasn't very nice stable

[02:46:40] types it

[02:46:50] I want to fly can't you take me far away.

[02:47:18] How is this not a stalemate chat? I'm tweaking.

[02:47:38] I mean, okay, look at that play by Ron.

[02:48:00] I'm really doing this nigga on my fucking horse my nigga

[02:48:09] How is this nigga not still made it bro, it's the dumbest shit ever not gonna lie

[02:48:15] How though chat realistically genuinely

[02:48:18] really

[02:48:20] Wait, how do I stalemate him?

[02:48:30] He literally cannot kill me, my nigga.

[02:48:44] This is dumb as fuck.

[02:48:52] Yo.

[02:48:55] Hey, bro, why is this not a stalemate, bro?

[02:49:02] Plackboy.

[02:49:09] Fuck, chat, how do I do this?

[02:49:10] I've never played these games before.

[02:49:12] How is this not a stalemate?

[02:49:15] Dude, this is like, I've never played these games before.

[02:49:19] How do you finish on him?

[02:49:23] How?

[02:49:24] Bang!

[02:49:25] Wow.

[02:49:26] Bang!

[02:49:28] Bang!

[02:49:30] There we go.

[02:49:32] There we go.

[02:49:34] Hey, hey.

[02:49:39] So it's one.

[02:49:40] just as a heads up guys, you guys probably have about five minutes or so

[02:49:43] until we'll start shuffling rooms again.

[02:49:46] Wait, so I beat him?

[02:49:47] You just be in that round?

[02:49:49] Wait, so we don't play again because we had to draw one of them?

[02:49:53] Nope, that's it.

[02:49:54] You just play two games and that's it.

[02:49:55] Oh, so I beat him.

[02:49:59] Correct?

[02:50:02] PDM, can you hear me?

[02:50:05] What you want, bro?

[02:50:06] I look he like you look he saved me like I'm dead as you say like you dead ass saved me doing a draw

[02:50:15] like you dead ass saved me like I I'm not alive my career was over and like oh my god thank you

[02:50:25] bro mr. poopy boy yo I'm dead serious by the way I took a poop so fast I kid you not it was like

[02:50:31] three fucking like iPhone 17 Pro Max's that came out of my butt. I'm dead ass. I don't

[02:50:37] even know if I wiped properly. I probably have skid marks.

[02:50:39] Do you dare, Max?

[02:50:46] Do you dare, Max?

[02:50:53] Do you dare, Max?

[02:51:04] Yo, you there, Max?

[02:51:11] Yo, you there, Max?

[02:51:18] Prince?

[02:51:20] Prince, you're muted.

[02:51:26] That's okay.

[02:51:27] At least you got Bieber, cello.

[02:51:32] Max.

[02:51:38] Yeah, what's up, bro?

[02:51:41] What's up?

[02:51:42] What you want, bro?

[02:51:43] It's good, nigga.

[02:51:46] You want to hang out, baby?

[02:51:48] Bro, what you mean?

[02:51:50] I'm in the desert.

[02:51:51] Maybe I'll come by.

[02:51:53] Fuck you, bro.

[02:51:54] Oh.

[02:51:57] Fuck you.

[02:51:58] Chad, I don't understand.

[02:51:59] Just think it.

[02:52:01] Bro, he is ass, bro.

[02:52:03] I'm ordering a KFC, not a lot.

[02:52:07] What's funny?

[02:52:09] Nothing.

[02:52:10] He's so hungry.

[02:52:11] Nah, that's fucking weird.

[02:52:16] Yeah, I'm not going to go live, bro.

[02:52:18] Nah, it's actually Popeyes.

[02:52:20] Popeyes.

[02:52:21] Popeyes.

[02:52:22] I'm chicken wings.

[02:52:23] I tried that shit for the first time in Japan.

[02:52:27] Yum, yum, yum.

[02:52:30] But I'm not a lot of, I don't think it's going to taste the same, bro.

[02:52:34] So I might got to duck these.

[02:52:36] So we might got to duck these.

[02:52:38] We might got to duck these.

[02:52:40] Hey, look, stumble, bro.

[02:52:41] Like I'm gonna keep it a butt, bro.

[02:52:43] Call me stumble.

[02:52:43] No Roberto.

[02:52:45] I'm hungry as a bitch, man.

[02:52:46] I want me a burrito.

[02:52:48] OK.

[02:52:49] Let me get on five forever.

[02:52:51] Ever, ever.

[02:52:56] Like you're having too much fun doing shit, bro.

[02:52:58] I'm not gonna lie.

[02:52:59] Yo, Chips, um, all my chess.com representatives, bro, sponsorship.

[02:53:04] Plackboy Max rolled the pro.

[02:53:06] That should go by with me.

[02:53:07] The main is stable.

[02:53:09] I'm going to get that.

[02:53:10] No, real smarter.

[02:53:11] He got a fake bruise on his face like Jordan Carter.

[02:53:15] Hey, it's a Bieber cello.

[02:53:19] Max had to rock a fella.

[02:53:23] He gets good luck forever because he kissed the wall.

[02:53:29] Hello?

[02:53:40] Well, you're about rush for a streamer. I've been seeing that shit a lot. I'm probably Aiden Ross, Kaisen Nat, I guess.

[02:53:46] I'll probably put Los Polos like currently right now or like yeah and I'll say I'll

[02:54:07] say all time wait wait hold on playboy party is laughing grinding his fucking teeth in euphoria

[02:54:13] while you cry. Cardi and

[02:54:16] oria. Cardi was in euphoria.

[02:54:17] Their sales would be quadrupled,

[02:54:18] brother. Please. I'd be watching.

[02:54:20] I mean, maybe the new season.

[02:54:27] This fucking Indian funny as

[02:54:28] shit. A nigga. A nigga named

[02:54:31] Goodyan going into you finds

[02:54:32] you funny as hell. Get that

[02:54:34] nigga on my chat. Go be stable.

[02:54:35] Hey, shut out the stable

[02:54:37] community, bro. We go to you.

[02:54:39] Get the fuck out of here.

[02:54:40] Like a go go in this chat.

[02:54:41] I'm not gonna get lost to you,

[02:54:43] bro. Yeah, you're a burger.

[02:54:45] Bro, my ass!

[02:54:47] You can't handle it.

[02:54:48] Hold on now.

[02:54:49] Ain't you, Nathaniel B?

[02:54:51] You know that meme?

[02:54:57] Be honest, bro, you missed me.

[02:55:11] What's the next competition though?

[02:55:18] We've got about two minutes until we're going to shuffle up the rooms and get into the last

[02:55:23] round of the group stage.

[02:55:25] What question is there any way I can still make it to the next round at play?

[02:55:30] Michael, just break the news to him, bro.

[02:55:33] Break the news to him, Michael.

[02:55:34] Let him know.

[02:55:35] Let him know.

[02:55:36] Let me take a look at the sheet.

[02:55:38] I don't know if I'll be able to give you a definitive yes or no prior to the next round, but I mean let me check this out.

[02:55:43] Michael, next time Max asks us to say fries, just let him know, just say fries, you're done bro, you're done, you're not beating Jinxie, you're not beating Jinxie, it's over for you.

[02:56:00] Max?

[02:56:01] Really?

[02:56:02] You really think I can't?

[02:56:05] Because I think I can!

[02:56:06] It's a black boy summer.

[02:56:11] Bro, shut the fuck up.

[02:56:12] It's my monologue.

[02:56:13] Okay.

[02:56:14] What the fuck?

[02:56:15] Go ahead, give it.

[02:56:16] Go, go.

[02:56:18] I'm gonna be Jinxie.

[02:56:19] We be him in Rock-A-League.

[02:56:20] We be him in Rainbow.

[02:56:22] We're gonna do this.

[02:56:23] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[02:56:24] Resurrect, resurrect, resurrect, resurrect, sorry, sorry.

[02:56:25] Look at the camera.

[02:56:26] Don't look too different ways.

[02:56:27] All right, go for it.

[02:56:27] Max, you're gonna need some help, but for you to have a chance,

[02:56:32] for you to have a chance, you need to win both your games.

[02:56:34] All right, I guess Jinxie got it.

[02:56:35] So he's basically saying.

[02:56:37] But before anything else, you need to go 2-0.

[02:56:41] That's the first part of it.

[02:56:42] And he needs some help.

[02:56:43] What does he need?

[02:56:44] What does he need?

[02:56:46] That I would need to do a little bit more

[02:56:47] in the digging in the tiebreaker.

[02:56:48] No, no, no, what did we say that he needs?

[02:56:51] Yeah.

[02:56:52] Fries.

[02:56:52] Yeah, I'd have to do a little digging in there.

[02:56:54] He needs fries.

[02:56:55] For a fact, I know he needs to 2-0 100%.

[02:56:58] So basically, he's looking for a needle in a haystack.

[02:57:01] Got it, Michael.

[02:57:02] Got it.

[02:57:04] Good luck, Blackboy.

[02:57:05] Good luck.

[02:57:08] Ugh, check it out, bro.

[02:57:09] Niggas like to doubt me with this shit, bro,

[02:57:11] but at the end of the day,

[02:57:15] look, I'm outside to grab your food.

[02:57:17] You can't ask about your food for the last, like,

[02:57:20] 45 minutes.

[02:57:22] No, I got food, I got food.

[02:57:24] Yo, can you talk to my chat?

[02:57:26] Boozer.

[02:57:28] Michael, don't let him talk to us like that.

[02:57:32] Listen, man.

[02:57:35] You know chess.com stable five-star

[02:57:43] Let's talk about it

[02:57:49] I got nothing

[02:57:54] Wait, where's the leaderboard things I could watch

[02:57:58] Not well

[02:58:05] All right.

[02:58:07] This is a massive prize pool.

[02:58:09] There's going to be like three months.

[02:58:11] Yeah.

[02:58:12] Everyone makes money.

[02:58:13] Thank you.

[02:58:14] Of course, there is a big difference between first place,

[02:58:16] but.

[02:58:17] So what are you supposed to do here?

[02:58:19] You're supposed to like pinch to the corner.

[02:58:21] Okay.

[02:58:22] Yes.

[02:58:23] Checkmate in two now.

[02:58:24] If you seize it.

[02:58:25] Okay.

[02:58:26] He's just got to use this bishop.

[02:58:28] Or just anything.

[02:58:29] I think he's going to pull it off.

[02:58:31] You're so dumb.

[02:58:32] Don't ever call the king dumb like that.

[02:58:34] I think he's learned his lesson.

[02:58:36] Check reading one, is he gonna see it?

[02:58:40] Ah, it's 25 seconds.

[02:58:42] All he's gotta do is move this.

[02:58:44] Don't say it.

[02:58:46] Guess what happened to God?

[02:58:47] I'm gonna fucking lose this tournament.

[02:58:50] I don't wanna show you guys fucking who.

[02:58:53] Let's go.

[02:58:54] Holy shit, where'd you see that, bro?

[02:58:56] Check, make, make, make, make.

[02:58:58] Shut up, PBM.

[02:58:59] Oh, yeah.

[02:59:00] I'm locked.

[02:59:01] PG's steak.

[02:59:02] Well, it's safe to really solid game as well.

[02:59:05] And it's not over for Stake.

[02:59:07] He has another round after this.

[02:59:09] All right, guys, that last game just ended.

[02:59:10] So we're going to shuffle around the players here

[02:59:13] in just a second.

[02:59:14] What did you say, what did you say?

[02:59:16] Oh, yeah, sorry, Max.

[02:59:18] So yeah, the last game just ended.

[02:59:19] So we're going to shuffle around the players here

[02:59:21] in just a minute.

[02:59:22] So if this is the last time I see you guys,

[02:59:24] it was great to be communicating.

[02:59:26] Who would it be?

[02:59:27] Wait, who would it be?

[02:59:27] You might stay here.

[02:59:28] You might stay here.

[02:59:29] I don't know.

[02:59:30] You might.

[02:59:30] You might not.

[02:59:31] I'm gonna miss you dude. I'll miss you too, but uh miss you too. Hey, who knows maybe you stay here

[02:59:38] Maybe you don't all right. Good luck to rest the rest of the way boys

[02:59:54] I need to load this BB gun for some case someone comes to the stable headquarters

[03:00:01] Wait, what'd you get, Max? What'd you get to eat?

[03:00:03] Food.

[03:00:04] What kind of food did you get?

[03:00:08] Um, the one that, the one new shit out.

[03:00:10] Mmm.

[03:00:12] Yummy, yum, yum, yum.

[03:00:15] Fuck you.

[03:00:17] Chad, bro, I was really a smart nigga, bro.

[03:00:20] I used to literally go to chess club, bro.

[03:00:26] Playing with real pieces. This shit online.

[03:00:28] I was in person with it.

[03:00:31] Nigga, I know the nigga who already says nigga!

[03:00:33] Nigga?

[03:00:33] Yeah.

[03:00:41] No. I hate to play in a minute.

[03:00:45] Max, I'm gonna touch you.

[03:00:48] This meeting is being recorded.

[03:00:51] Hello?

[03:00:52] Oh god.

[03:00:55] I'm about to look high back.

[03:00:58] What's up Ron?

[03:00:59] Hey Joe, I missed you bro, last time we talked you know you have like, you know, I had a

[03:01:04] crash out.

[03:01:05] But bro I hope your chat forgives me, I forgive you and like we're all friends at the end

[03:01:09] of the day bro.

[03:01:10] My chat's not mad at you, I'm not mad at you bro.

[03:01:11] And I love you and I love your chat dude, that ass.

[03:01:14] I love you too bro.

[03:01:15] And I'm actually excited to play right now.

[03:01:18] I'm just ready to, let's play chess.

[03:01:21] So, I saw that you drew a match with Max, what happened there?

[03:01:28] Um, yeah, so Max just like really fucked up and he let me win basically

[03:01:37] Yeah, but I'm saying you drew like one of the games. No, I know he had me

[03:01:41] He completely had me cuz I so I'm not even no troll like you might think this is disgusting like swear to God

[03:01:48] So mid-round I kid you not not even trying to farm not trying to clip farm nothing

[03:01:53] I had to like let out a shit

[03:01:55] But it was like no no it was like not a funny one like it was like ten iPhone 17 Pro Max is coming out of my butt

[03:02:02] And you left mid-match to go poop. Yes, I had to and I made a mistake

[03:02:07] You went to go take a dump with like five minutes on the clock. Yeah, you know, it's crazy

[03:02:12] The poop was 30 seconds right now. I do I do I think I think I've very sure not even dingleberry

[03:02:18] It's just a straight mud pie sitting in your fucking pants right now, dude. That's disgusting

[03:02:21] Yeah, so how to poop that bad that you couldn't hold it. Yeah, no, I actually couldn't and I started making wrong plays because of that

[03:02:28] I'm not kidding Michael was there for it Michael saw pressing out. Yeah, was it like diarrhea? No, it was I swear to God

[03:02:35] It was I I'm 23 years old. I kid you not that was the craziest logs that came out

[03:02:41] I've ever seen it was like they just shot out

[03:02:43] But it was long ones like not to get descriptive but like they were just long have you ever had a have you ever had one long shit?

[03:02:50] That's like one time. I had one that was the size of my whole leg

[03:02:54] That's what I'm saying

[03:02:55] And it's like you that that she was just sitting in your intestines like wrapped up and you poop it out in one go

[03:03:00] Yep. Yep

[03:03:02] Yep, damn. So what are you gonna do? You're gonna host me after you lose this or what's going on?

[03:03:12] I said when I'm done this journey, I'm gonna be doing other shit

[03:03:14] I'll probably do like reacts for like an hour or two, but uh, you have to win both games

[03:03:18] are you going to be Birchella Coachella now I went last year are you no I don't

[03:03:27] know probably not I have a feeling all the guys are gonna come home I don't

[03:03:30] know why this strange urge feeling right now like I'm not reading a group chat

[03:03:34] or anything but like oh you're having FOMA right now no not at all oh god not

[03:03:39] even a single bit yeah let me be real Coachella is the most overpriced over

[03:03:44] hyped event of all time. Is it fun? Yes. It's also like $8,000 to go for a weekend and it's

[03:03:52] a hundred and fucking 10 degrees outside and you're paying $35 for a vodka Red Bull. I'm gonna be

[03:03:58] honest with you. I wanted to go to see James Charles outfit. I'll just keep it a buck.

[03:04:06] That was literally all I reasoned to want to go. What? You were gonna find in my RL or some

[03:04:10] I just wanted to see, bro.

[03:04:11] I don't know.

[03:04:14] You were going to go all the way to Coachella Valley

[03:04:17] to see James Charles's outfit.

[03:04:19] Perhaps.

[03:04:21] Wow.

[03:04:23] I want to meet everyone with Ferris Wheel.

[03:04:29] They took my weed at Coachella last time I went.

[03:04:32] Really?

[03:04:32] I fucking confiscated that shit.

[03:04:34] Yeah, I got it in the first day.

[03:04:35] I was, uh, you're not supposed to bring drugs into Coachella.

[03:04:38] How, though?

[03:04:38] I thought that's what the whole point of it is

[03:04:40] That's what I'm well. Yeah, I know there's people I'm not even trying to be funny

[03:04:43] Is that not the whole point of release they don't really scan you that much but I

[03:04:49] Had well, how did so he get it for me the one day. Yeah, I got robbed of edibles really crazy

[03:04:57] Yeah, it was like this

[03:04:59] It was like this little baggie that I had attached to my bag that they were in and it was on like it was zipped and locked

[03:05:05] Somebody undid it and then took them out. So when I looked I was like, oh, they were gone

[03:05:08] But the first day I started to join the second day. They were like, well, I'm not sure this is stupid

[03:05:12] Why wouldn't you just take the end of it before you came in?

[03:05:16] Cuz I don't want to be high at like

[03:05:19] If I ate an edible before I walked in at like say 10 a.m. And then it's fucking midday heat a hundred and ten out

[03:05:27] Like I was

[03:05:29] So I don't know how about it. That's you. Yeah, me and you should do a stream

[03:05:32] We eat a 400 milligram nerds rev see what happens

[03:05:35] So I took five milligrams of an edible and I started running in a straight line for an hour and a half on minecraft

[03:05:43] You're losing your mind yeah, no my mouth was open and my head was leaned back all five milligrams just drooling yeah

[03:05:52] Wow

[03:05:54] No, I mean I'll like for me to go. I've probably taken like 10

[03:05:57] I've never taken 400 though. That could be kind of I would never take 400 most I've ever taken was like maybe like

[03:06:04] 50 or 60 or maybe even 60 to

[03:06:08] 70 hits every time the zeroes

[03:06:12] That's good. No, you know what event we're on right what?

[03:06:17] paul champs

[03:06:19] What number though?

[03:06:22] God

[03:06:27] Bro, at what age are we on that s I've been starting to think I had a dream. I had a dream last night that I was

[03:06:34] 26 and I was like whoa time is moving

[03:06:39] Wow, what a great story sorry

[03:06:42] um

[03:06:43] No, I would say I

[03:06:45] Would say that I'm probably on

[03:06:47] Personally, I think like 30 years old is definitively young, but I would say even maybe like 20 28 29. How old are you?

[03:06:55] 24, I just turned 21.

[03:06:58] Holy f**k.

[03:07:00] You're like 6.

[03:07:02] Okay guys, games are incoming in 30 seconds.

[03:07:05] Okay, Roberto, you're starting the first game with white, okay?

[03:07:08] Thank you.

[03:07:09] Joe, you're black first game.

[03:07:10] Second game, auto starts, okay?

[03:07:12] Sounds good.

[03:07:14] Make sure you're...

[03:07:16] Hi again everyone.

[03:07:18] We are 30 seconds away from round three.

[03:07:21] Same as the previous rounds.

[03:07:23] rounds I'll start the first game and then it'll automatically rematch 10 seconds

[03:07:28] later. We'll be in touch regarding who progresses to the knockout so please

[03:07:33] don't leave after your match and we'll tune in with everyone to let you know

[03:07:38] what the standings are. Alright guys here we go good luck. Joe I mean no no do you want me to go

[03:07:43] email only? Oh I put my chat on email only. I'm gonna go email only. I didn't just to make it.

[03:07:49] keep your mic on we want to hear your adventure of course Joe applies live pvm

[03:07:54] challenge you need to a battle all right Joe be honest with me before I start

[03:07:58] playing what how good are you almost beat janksy in one game so you're pretty

[03:08:05] good you know how to play um no I'm I mean I'm I'm 199 e-low what are you

[03:08:15] down. You're gonna take another piece of mine. One piece. Honestly. Yeah. Hmm. Hold on. You

[03:08:39] Can't handle me ain't you no fan you'll be you know that mean right?

[03:08:44] I've heard of me

[03:08:49] It's a good meme it's a great one. Are you a were you a big vine guy? Were you not really not really I

[03:08:57] Feel like why I didn't or you never had it. I mean vine was cool. Don't get me wrong, but it's like

[03:09:04] Like, I don't know.

[03:09:07] Vine to Meme was kind of a, there's no good Meme's there.

[03:09:11] Like, musically?

[03:09:12] Okay, now we're starting to get to Jacob's notorious.

[03:09:14] Vine is a Meme.

[03:09:17] Meme?

[03:09:19] Wait, Joe.

[03:09:21] That was a good play.

[03:09:24] Was it?

[03:09:34] I

[03:09:40] Low key like this movement I got going on you do just a little bit

[03:09:49] Like actually just a little bit though

[03:09:51] I want to fly I'm a little stressed right now. I'm not gonna lie. Well, that sounds like it's you're faking that

[03:10:04] I'm gonna be honest to do but it's okay, but you can talk me through this, but we have two games to play

[03:10:09] You know what I'm saying like I'm not really tripping. I mean, I'm just trying to see what your next move is

[03:10:15] That's a good play what you did. I'll give it to you. I'll just do that

[03:10:19] probably you know like I'm pretty stupid get out of harm's way yeah I'm pretty

[03:10:25] generally I'm dumb but like I don't know if I'm that dumb

[03:10:33] so that actually low-key gave me a little layup because I know what you think

[03:10:39] I'm gonna do and it's not gonna do that so I'll just do I'll just do that so that

[03:10:45] You know, I'm saying I'm not gonna use my queen. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I thought I was gonna. Yeah. Yeah, I thought Max was gonna do that

[03:10:52] So I'm not gonna I thought max was gonna do that and then max like he like used his brain and I'm like what?

[03:10:58] I'm like, how is that even possible? You got a good lineup going now. The only problem is you can't really move your

[03:11:04] bishops too much

[03:11:07] like

[03:11:09] Why not well because you're kind of gonna get fucked if you do like I have a setup where it's like

[03:11:15] My bishops if they move or you move your bishops. It's like you low key kind of help me

[03:11:21] Just a tiny bit

[03:11:24] Like my goal right now Joe is to take your king

[03:11:28] Yeah, my king or my queen. I'm gonna take your king

[03:11:34] And I'm gonna do it strategically to like right there I

[03:11:40] Can't really take your queen because you're not giving me an open area for it

[03:11:46] No, not which is kind of odd really. Why don't you like have some fun, bro? Like, you know I'm saying

[03:11:54] Yeah, I mean that's a good move I'll give it to you but like

[03:12:00] I'm low key just gonna like

[03:12:04] Yeah, that's a good move

[03:12:06] Hmm that is a good move

[03:12:15] Okay, okay, now you're starting to get freaky. I don't like this

[03:12:23] I don't like this one bit

[03:12:29] I don't like this one fucking bitch up I

[03:12:32] I don't like this one fucking bit. Not even a little bit. He's got me fucked in my ass.

[03:12:42] How did he know how to do that?

[03:12:44] I mean, I wouldn't say I have you fucked.

[03:12:50] No, I'm definitely fucked. I mean, I don't know how stupid I- I don't know really-

[03:12:59] I know you're gonna be like your fuse, but like I don't really know how fucking this works. Yeah, I was gonna say can you jump over that?

[03:13:06] I didn't know that

[03:13:08] I didn't know

[03:13:10] Yeah, I didn't know but I mean I was fucked kind of regardless there. I'm gonna be honest

[03:13:18] Did you how much did you practice not too too much

[03:13:23] Andrea taught me a little bit. I know I'm supposed to do that. That's pretty good right there

[03:13:29] why'd you move that well because now if you go left I can get one for one at

[03:13:42] least but I know that you have your little knight so you kind of have an

[03:13:47] advantage also have an advantage on time I'll give it to you oh I'm a gem I'm a

[03:13:54] You are you kind of a jump ass a little jump ass. Are you making fun of my stuff?

[03:14:00] Sorry, I think you're a comedic there. Sorry funny guy. Sorry

[03:14:09] See run, I'm quite confused man. I don't really need to I'm not gonna lie you have a lot of time

[03:14:14] I'm not even trying to like low-key like manipulate you

[03:14:17] But like you should take your time here because this is where your time advantage low key helps. I'll be quiet

[03:14:21] I'll let you play. I'm a man of fair game.

[03:14:38] Oh, I can't do that.

[03:14:40] Yeah, there's a fuck- it's a fuck situation right now for both of us low-key.

[03:14:43] No, I misclicked again. Oh my

[03:14:56] Wow, I just sold by another misclick

[03:15:00] I feel like you're trying to be no, no, no, no, no, actually I didn't ask into the same shit

[03:15:08] The one that you drew no, I fucked up because I

[03:15:11] I miss click like a fucking burger

[03:15:18] Do you want me to take that wrong why'd you just put that there buddy? I

[03:15:23] Mean you can it's just gonna I mean if you look I'm gonna take it with a pawn though

[03:15:27] That's a thing so it's like it's up to you if you want to take that risk

[03:15:33] You said just told you like exactly what's gonna happen like if you like if you move yours there

[03:15:37] like I could take over the pawn and then

[03:15:39] and it's kind of like you kind of thought, but it's like,

[03:15:46] wait, okay, so I see what you're trying to do.

[03:15:57] Honestly, you're going to take it regardless.

[03:16:02] So I think I'm, yeah, I'm just going to trade it.

[03:16:03] That's just the smart thing to do.

[03:16:05] Like I'll just, I'll trade that.

[03:16:06] Why not?

[03:16:07] I mean, I'm not mad at it.

[03:16:08] Do I like that?

[03:16:09] No, but like I'll take the trade like I'll take it

[03:16:14] I look he got it like move a little bit though like just a little bit like

[03:16:18] You're kind of fucking my butt right now with a little bit of these plays

[03:16:23] Like just a tad bit

[03:16:36] Oh, I didn't see that good catch

[03:16:39] Let's play football be nervous Ron you're gonna be nervous

[03:16:52] What is that?

[03:16:55] Let's play football.

[03:16:56] Bro that misclicks really fucked me I lost like a lot I gotta stop doing that like dead

[03:17:02] ass it's the same shit I always do.

[03:17:07] the Misklicks is like what fucks me.

[03:17:14] I mean...

[03:17:23] Ooh!

[03:17:27] I didn't see that, Ron.

[03:17:30] Oh no.

[03:17:34] Wait.

[03:17:37] I look you fucked up dude I you know what my problem is Joe I rush things if I was like a little bit of patience

[03:17:58] everything would be okay.

[03:18:08] Yeah, that's the question.

[03:18:09] It's like, if you take that, then we're basically tied.

[03:18:11] The only thing is you have a queen,

[03:18:12] but like I'm not going to move on the bottom right.

[03:18:14] So it's like, what the fuck do we do?

[03:18:16] We might end up in a draw or stalemate.

[03:18:28] Dude, I'm just fucked, Loki.

[03:18:37] I'm fucked!

[03:18:44] Damn, GGs.

[03:18:50] Actually, wait, I lost, yeah.

[03:18:58] I don't know what the fucking best play is here like this is where I'm so ass at this level of

[03:19:12] the game.

[03:19:13] You have two minutes.

[03:19:14] I'll take a check.

[03:19:15] No troll.

[03:19:16] Look, we just played three minutes.

[03:19:18] We just played.

[03:19:19] Think about it.

[03:19:20] I'm chewing my toe now.

[03:19:34] Oh careful though, don't, uh,

[03:19:36] is how Max fucked up his draw.

[03:19:38] He had all the pieces in the world too, I'm not even kidding.

[03:19:41] Dude, I can't tell if you're actually being wholesome and trying to-

[03:19:47] No I am, I am, I am, I am. I'm not gonna lie.

[03:19:49] I don't really know how you win this, but I will be honest with you, but I will be honest with you, this is exactly how Max Stahl made it.

[03:19:56] Oh no.

[03:19:57] Yeah, this is how Max Stahl made it.

[03:20:07] What the fuck is that?

[03:20:08] Well, I take one piece of that of this.

[03:20:13] Unless you do, if you do want, there's only one play you could do here that won't let you get a piece, but I'll...

[03:20:18] low key fuck you like a tiny bit I'll be honest with you

[03:20:32] I don't know how to win yeah that's the thing about us is that we're so under

[03:20:35] developed that it's like that's what I'm saying like I know how to get pieces but

[03:20:39] then it's like okay I'm chat like I'm trying to put you in checkmate and I'm

[03:20:42] just like fucking lost I don't even know what to do here

[03:20:48] Because if you just go down one with your queen, I just keep moving forever.

[03:20:52] It's like impossible.

[03:20:55] It's going to end up being a stalemate.

[03:20:57] Fuck.

[03:20:59] We got to learn.

[03:21:02] God, I'm a jackass.

[03:21:04] I'm a fucking idiot, dude.

[03:21:05] Nah, I mean, yeah.

[03:21:07] Yeah, I mean, I can't.

[03:21:07] There's nothing we can do.

[03:21:08] I fucked up.

[03:21:08] I mean, we're literally going to be here forever.

[03:21:12] I should have taken my time though.

[03:21:13] I have two minutes.

[03:21:13] I don't know why I just rush things.

[03:21:17] I'm a stinky cheese.

[03:21:18] It might be a stalemate, though, Chad.

[03:21:19] No troll.

[03:21:21] Like, because I'm just going to keep,

[03:21:22] I know what he's going to make me do,

[03:21:24] and he's going to keep his rope there,

[03:21:25] but I'm just going to keep going up and down.

[03:21:32] This is stinky of you, bro.

[03:21:33] This is really stinky.

[03:21:34] I mean, yeah.

[03:21:34] Dude, it's like, I have a minute, seven times,

[03:21:36] what do I do?

[03:21:37] Like, I know there has to be an easy way.

[03:21:43] And this might be it.

[03:21:47] Don't draw though.

[03:21:51] Brav.

[03:21:59] Damn, there we go. Nice shot.

[03:22:01] Fuck, brav. What did I do wrong there?

[03:22:03] Wait, what did I do wrong there?

[03:22:05] Four. Top four.

[03:22:06] That was not bad though, mate.

[03:22:07] No.

[03:22:08] I think there was just one. I made one move that was fucked, right?

[03:22:10] Oh, it's instant. Oh, no, it's instant.

[03:22:12] Oh my god, I feel like I'm going to pass out.

[03:22:14] Okay, next game is starting. Thanks.

[03:22:16] No, I just don't I do you know, it's crazy like I feel like I could get good at this game

[03:22:20] But I just I don't understand the certain tech with the game and that is my problem. Oh

[03:22:27] My god, I feel like I'm gonna pass out. You played that pretty well, bro

[03:22:31] Even if I lose this I still move on that's so clutch

[03:22:36] Oh, I know this move I saw this on tiktok

[03:22:39] What'd you say? I've seen this before

[03:22:43] You take one. I think I lost

[03:22:46] fucking didn't follow the tick tock bro. I literally watched this like against max.

[03:22:54] No, I think you played it well brother.

[03:22:55] No, actually, I actually don't think I did. You saw the same video though, right?

[03:23:00] Oh, I know what you're talking about buddy.

[03:23:02] Yeah, you take out Eve. Yeah. Hmm. Okay.

[03:23:06] How do you play against this though? That's the question. Okay.

[03:23:11] When I'm gonna assume I just take out some pieces, maybe just a little matter daddy

[03:23:15] with a bit of attic.

[03:23:27] That was a good play. I like that, actually.

[03:23:29] I like that, I mean, I like that out of you as well.

[03:23:33] I actually like that chat. I mean, chat, I know I'm not good.

[03:23:37] Like, I know I'm not good, but at least I'm like, am I alert?

[03:23:41] I feel like I'm learning.

[03:23:43] like before I didn't even know what I was doing.

[03:23:50] Yeah, I'm just gonna play a little.

[03:23:51] I'm looking, some would say.

[03:23:53] I mean, I'm just learning, bro.

[03:23:55] Like I'm not good.

[03:23:56] Like I'm a bad learner,

[03:23:57] but at least something is happening.

[03:24:01] That's all.

[03:24:05] Oh my God, dude, I have no idea.

[03:24:07] I was trying to scholars meet you and you blocked it.

[03:24:10] Yeah.

[03:24:10] So I just don't know what I'm doing.

[03:24:11] That's what I'm familiar with them.

[03:24:12] Yeah, I you said I don't know if you were talking about the same. I think it was I think it was I literally watched it right before this

[03:24:20] So I'm gonna try to scholar master you okay, I think I have a player

[03:24:26] You know I think it might actually fuck my ass. That's the only problem

[03:24:33] Dude chest is such a fun like thing to do once you learn it like a little

[03:24:37] Yeah, but dude it makes my brain hurt man. No me too. I'm staying here just focus the entire time

[03:24:44] It's like you can't really be entertaining and try to focus on Chastle at the same time because there's like a million moves that you can bake.

[03:24:51] I fucked up. I fucked up. No you didn't. You're saying that because you want your night to take my uh...

[03:25:00] Oh, I didn't even see that! Good call, Joe!

[03:25:03] Good call.

[03:25:04] That was a good move.

[03:25:06] Yeah, I plan that.

[03:25:08] You dead?

[03:25:09] No. I'm trying to think here.

[03:25:11] I mean, if we're being honest with you...

[03:25:15] I mean, do I take that trade?

[03:25:20] Are you eyeing my knight in front of my king?

[03:25:23] No.

[03:25:25] Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[03:25:26] That's the only thing you could reasonably take, right?

[03:25:29] I know but do I even want that or should I just play it even smarter and just oh

[03:25:37] I mean, okay, we'll just that'd be a trade I fucked up and I'll be a trade if you take that

[03:25:43] Regardless I get a night. I mean, it's just like damn though. I should have done that

[03:25:48] Fuck bro. I gotta actually take my time bro. My biggest thing is I just don't take my time

[03:25:54] What oh

[03:25:59] You just made it even for us now because like I look yeah, I may have fucked because before you were going to be able to take my Bishop and you were going to be able to take my night now you just gave me screaming and crying throwing a fit right now.

[03:26:23] I don't know what to do.

[03:26:29] Weird.

[03:26:30] No, not really.

[03:26:31] Kind of trade queens.

[03:26:32] Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

[03:26:33] It's like, dude, we're in a weird position right now, Joey Bowie.

[03:26:42] I mean, thanks.

[03:26:44] Oh, okay.

[03:26:46] Yeah, this is actually pretty good.

[03:26:48] This is a good game.

[03:26:49] Low key, we trade everything here.

[03:26:53] Yeah, I mean...

[03:26:57] We're gonna be at nothing soon.

[03:27:05] Wait! I mean, I'll take that!

[03:27:09] That was pretty good of me!

[03:27:17] I

[03:27:31] Had to I mean, you know I have to oh

[03:27:34] I know I fucking miss I did it again, but it's the same shit. It's every time

[03:27:40] They should have a confirmation button for every move.

[03:27:45] No dead ass.

[03:27:46] Like, I'm not even kidding.

[03:27:47] I keep mid.

[03:27:48] Oh, my God.

[03:27:49] I sold my game again.

[03:27:50] That actually sold my game again.

[03:27:52] You moved the rook out.

[03:27:57] Yeah.

[03:27:58] I mean, I'm running out of fucking things.

[03:28:00] I fucking missed.

[03:28:01] Oh, my God.

[03:28:02] I'm such a baby rage, bro.

[03:28:03] Like, I fucked up everything, bro.

[03:28:06] Like, I actually, I'm having fun and then I fuck up.

[03:28:09] Yeah.

[03:28:21] We don't have a lot of time.

[03:28:23] No, we do.

[03:28:24] To make many moves is the problem.

[03:28:26] No, it's probably, we're just going to end up like very awful.

[03:28:29] It's going to be like...

[03:28:31] We're just going to be bouncing around the board with no items.

[03:28:34] It's going to be kind of weird like that.

[03:28:36] Yeah, so you're able to take that.

[03:28:38] What are you going to take?

[03:28:39] It's like, you know, it's like, you're like, what do I do now?

[03:28:47] Honestly, if I'm looking, I don't know.

[03:28:54] I actually don't know.

[03:28:56] I'm going to make a dumb play right now.

[03:29:04] Yeah, that was a dumb play.

[03:29:08] Oh god, long don't do this

[03:29:13] Wait, I don't know how this game works again. I can you know I miss click

[03:29:18] No, this is so cringe like it did it again like bro. There's no way I lose a game like that

[03:29:26] Bro like that. I don't need don't ever invite me back to these tournaments, bro

[03:29:29] Like oh my god. Why is there not a confirm button?

[03:29:33] Well, they can't have a confirmed buy.

[03:29:36] No, you can, Loki.

[03:29:37] Just a double click or something.

[03:29:38] I help.

[03:29:39] So what I did is I help.

[03:29:41] Oh my.

[03:29:41] I'm actually triggered.

[03:29:42] Now I'm actually triggered.

[03:29:44] There's no point of playing.

[03:29:45] I lost.

[03:29:45] Now I actually lost.

[03:29:48] What's the point of playing?

[03:29:49] I still might not be able to mate you.

[03:29:52] No, I lost.

[03:29:53] I'm not allowed to lost.

[03:29:55] I straight up lost.

[03:29:56] I

[03:30:02] Mean I lost

[03:30:06] Yeah, I don't know I lost I mean I

[03:30:11] Fucked up, bro again. I did the same soul. Why is there not a confirmed button?

[03:30:17] We're just a double click like if you hold your piece and then you click somewhere

[03:30:21] It's automatically bro. Like like if I click my piece right now, and I click somewhere like

[03:30:26] How are we putting a baby rage in my chat you have a fucking crazy nose bro

[03:30:37] Kill me bro and it just end the game and the game I fucked up from the game. I

[03:30:49] I mean I had tilted I'm just tilted just end it

[03:30:53] But why did you not

[03:31:19] I sold chat. I fucking sold so hard. I'm a fucking burger. I'm fucking so ass.

[03:31:30] So like what do I do here man?

[03:31:35] I mean I fucking sold. I had this game. Like Loki I had a chance.

[03:31:43] My god, but you still have a chance now because I'm fucking selling and I don't know what fucking move I should make

[03:31:49] Yeah, and it's over

[03:31:51] And I sold and I sold

[03:31:55] Dude, I'm gonna be real. I don't know if chess is getting another game out of me after after today. I

[03:32:03] Don't know if this is my forte

[03:32:06] Someone said wait, how did I I mean I can still sell I'm pretty sure I just sold

[03:32:10] Heavily, that's what happened.

[03:32:28] Take your time, mom. You have three minutes.

[03:32:30] Oh my god, stop!

[03:32:46] Wait.

[03:32:59] My entire chat is just spamming the nay emote.

[03:33:02] Disapproval.

[03:33:06] OK.

[03:33:08] Didn't really expect that play out of you.

[03:33:10] Well, I mean, if I take that, I mean, it's just like, yep.

[03:33:21] Because you're in the green.

[03:33:22] That would have fucked my butt if you were like.

[03:33:29] All right, Chad, I understand this is a nay maneuver from me.

[03:33:44] Hey, don't do that.

[03:33:47] Don't do what?

[03:33:49] Don't be cheesy.

[03:33:51] What's that about just trying to move around.

[03:34:08] Move some pieces around the board.

[03:34:11] Yeah.

[03:34:12] I like that.

[03:34:17] Move some pieces as well.

[03:34:20] way. Oh, now you could have just checkmated me if you moved to a different spot. Yeah,

[03:34:32] but low key. I'm perfectly okay with this. Because look, I mean, now I go up, now I go

[03:34:43] Well, you need a bad spot here, Ron.

[03:35:12] Yeah, I look he got a good positioning.

[03:35:20] I'll take that.

[03:35:20] Go ahead, take it.

[03:35:25] Now we play a game of, can you checkmate me?

[03:35:42] What are you having fun this is riveting, right?

[03:36:09] I'm not sure.

[03:36:12] Hmm.

[03:36:15] Ron, do you know how to checkmate somebody?

[03:36:17] Yeah.

[03:36:20] Wow.

[03:36:21] Thank you.

[03:36:22] Thank you for that.

[03:36:23] Geez, man.

[03:36:24] I don't know how to do it.

[03:36:25] You have to get you to the corner, right?

[03:36:27] Well, yeah, no, you were, what you, what you were supposed to do there was.

[03:36:31] No one told me that.

[03:36:32] I don't, you guys are calling me dog.

[03:36:33] I've never learned that.

[03:36:34] So how am I supposed to know?

[03:36:35] to do was make a line with your queen and your rook

[03:36:40] that I can't cross.

[03:36:41] And then you ladder walk me to a corner

[03:36:44] and then just trap me.

[03:36:46] My chat thing, I sold chat.

[03:36:47] I won and drew.

[03:36:48] Bro, Andrea's mad at you.

[03:36:50] Andrea, maybe if you didn't teach me fucking

[03:36:52] a thousand different things, I could have fucking learned it.

[03:36:56] You didn't even think, bro.

[03:36:58] I would move and you would immediately move your next piece.

[03:37:02] And then we just went back and forth and you and you

[03:37:04] I don't know how to play, but I'm actually, I have fun, bro.

[03:37:09] Oh my God.

[03:37:11] Like, bro, I was playing so, even if I won, though, I lost, no?

[03:37:14] Right? I have to win both.

[03:37:16] I lost.

[03:37:17] Chad, I lost.

[03:37:19] Chad, I lost regardless.

[03:37:21] Chad, I would have lost regardless if I won that game.

[03:37:24] Damn. So, Jinxie, I played the best person from the first group.

[03:37:32] No check because I draw it against max

[03:37:36] Dude, I'm fucking dumb bro, spam the burgers down

[03:37:42] Wait, why is that a draw though check what makes a game a draw can someone tell me

[03:37:50] I'm just confused

[03:37:58] He can't move but wouldn't that mean it's just I win

[03:38:02] See, I don't know the basic rules.

[03:38:05] That's it.

[03:38:06] Like, I don't know what's legal or illegal, because this is, like, my third day playing.

[03:38:18] So I have to check.

[03:38:19] Damn.

[03:38:20] All right, well, I sold Jack.

[03:38:22] I'm sorry.

[03:38:24] So what should I have done here?

[03:38:27] I should have just moved this, and that's it.

[03:38:30] But wait, but why?

[03:38:39] Because no matter where he goes.

[03:38:41] Everyone, thanks a lot for joining us today.

[03:38:44] The final results are in.

[03:38:45] Oh, congrats to Jinxie and Joe from Group A. You guys are moving into the knockout.

[03:38:52] And congrats to One and Stake.

[03:38:56] You guys are also moving into the knockout from Group B.

[03:39:00] everyone else. Thanks a lot for joining us. You're free to go for today. We'll be in

[03:39:05] touch next week regarding the prize money. For those of you who are moving into the

[03:39:09] knockout, there'll be more information shortly, but the matchups will be Jinxy versus Stake

[03:39:16] and One versus Joe. All right, thank you. So there's a little break here. We're going

[03:39:22] to move the breakout rooms a little bit, but we're about five minutes away from games.

[03:39:26] Wait so did did did did did did did did did did come PayPal Ven Ven Venmo Cash App

[03:39:30] had

[03:39:33] You think they're gonna fucking Venmo you your money

[03:39:37] All right, well GGs are gonna get it in like a shack or

[03:39:42] GGs Joe had fun like Sheba coin

[03:39:45] Holy promo

[03:39:47] GGs I love you Joe have fun piece GGs bro. All right. I'm gonna go watch the moon landing

[03:39:51] Let's go fuck man go to just chatting. I'm sorry guys. Wait is the moon landing happening?

[03:40:03] 807 PM

[03:40:07] When does it land?

[03:40:10] Two hours or one hour

[03:40:13] Go just chatting bro chat. I'm sorry. I actually tried

[03:40:16] This after of course you can't chat said don't let only or jinxie when they're gonna spend it all on cases

[03:40:22] We should ban them from spending it on cases and we should force Ronaldo to use his money on maids

[03:40:31] Yo, holy giggle shits nice nice nice

[03:40:38] Fucking giggle shit. Here we go at the top. We've got only pixel god damn it, bro

[03:40:43] I mean chat bro be honest this that was like my third day ever playing chess. I know I'm bad, bro

[03:40:50] But I tried man. I actually I did try I

[03:40:55] Tried man

[03:40:57] I'm sorry, bro. Get your L runs out bro. You know what? I'll make it up for you guys

[03:41:04] That as you know what I'm gonna make it up for you guys right now

[03:41:13] Games. Thank you guys.

[03:41:43] Trance

[03:41:45] And all the picking

[03:41:47] I just a bill face reveal who are you so sad kid?

[03:41:54] That's what the mask is

[03:41:57] That's what the point of the mask is big face reveal y'all big face reveal

[03:42:13] So terrify it, but I keep on twirling, I know

[03:42:18] I've been carrying too much for so long

[03:42:23] I've been carrying myself for so long

[03:42:27] And wearing a smile for so long is real

[03:42:32] So long is real, so long is real

[03:42:36] Always being judged by a bunch of strange faces

[03:42:40] It's good to go outside having seen the light in ages, but I've been places, so I'm okay ish

[03:42:49] So I'm okay

[03:42:56] Like bro, I can't imagine how dream was dead-ass feeling imagine having two million people

[03:43:02] I think it was in his live stream or something like that

[03:43:04] All spam. He's ugly brother. My chat is moving at fucking

[03:43:09] I don't even know how many viewers we have so like I can't even imagine bro. Like holy fucking shit

[03:43:16] Like what was his actual face reveal like was it that bad like I did a okay one hour until Mod said a reminder

[03:43:23] Was it actually that bad like I

[03:43:28] Don't remember it being that bad

[03:43:32] This was three years ago. Oh my god, it was four years ago

[03:43:39] Passes took my chair, guys, that's it. No face reveal.

[03:43:44] 72 million views for face reveal.

[03:43:51] Because I'm just so cool.

[03:43:53] Alright guys, I'm behind the green screen.

[03:43:56] One million views for face reveal.

[03:44:00] Look at this bed, guys.

[03:44:02] How is that possible?

[03:44:04] I have a whole setup. I don't need it, but like, now I do.

[03:44:07] I'm gonna sleep in here like it's the soundproof room perfect the lawnmowers are going off. I'm just in this bed. All right guys

[03:44:15] Please

[03:44:17] I'm so nervous. I just drop it. I for real. I'm dropping it

[03:44:24] Hi

[03:44:26] It feels so awkward talking to a camera for the first time. Hi

[03:44:31] My name is clay. Otherwise known as dream online

[03:44:34] Um, maybe-

[03:44:35] Oh, why did he like-

[03:44:38] Where's the one meme that isn't this one?

[03:44:40] I'm dropping it.

[03:44:43] BOOM!

[03:44:44] BOOM!

[03:44:45] BOOM!

[03:44:46] BOOM!

[03:44:47] BOOM!

[03:44:48] BOOM!

[03:44:49] BOOM!

[03:44:50] BOOM!

[03:44:51] BOOM!

[03:44:52] BOOM!

[03:44:52] Wait, you can watch the live?

[03:44:53] We'll move here and move in with me and staff now-

[03:44:58] Oh my god, I can watch the live too-

[03:45:00] Wait.

[03:45:02] Two, one!

[03:45:04] No.

[03:45:05] Look at this bed, guys.

[03:45:07] Okay, I have a whole set up.

[03:45:09] I don't need it.

[03:45:10] Wait, how many viewers did he have?

[03:45:12] Like, it's a soundproof room.

[03:45:14] Perfect.

[03:45:15] The lawn mowers are going off.

[03:45:16] I'm just in this bed.

[03:45:17] All right, guys.

[03:45:18] A hundred million likes and I take off the blanket.

[03:45:20] Okay, until then.

[03:45:21] He had over a million.

[03:45:22] I remember it.

[03:45:23] Fifty million subs and we removed the blanket.

[03:45:25] This is it.

[03:45:26] Come on.

[03:45:27] I gotta read the chat.

[03:45:29] Please.

[03:45:30] I'm so nervous.

[03:45:32] Do I just drop it?

[03:45:34] Alright for real, I'm dropping it.

[03:45:38] Hi.

[03:45:40] It feels so awkward talking to a camera for the first time.

[03:45:43] Hi.

[03:45:44] My name is Clay, otherwise known as Dream, online.

[03:45:48] Um, may have heard of me, may have not.

[03:45:50] Maybe you clicked on this video and just had a curious curiosity and you don't care who I am.

[03:45:54] But now you've seen my face and so obviously you know who I am.

[03:45:57] Hey, they're actually kind of nice.

[03:45:58] I'm just so...

[03:46:00] You're so cute.

[03:46:01] Well, all of you are probably wondering, why now?

[03:46:04] Why are you finally revealing your face?

[03:46:05] You haven't shown your face this entire time.

[03:46:07] And it's because George, he's my best friend.

[03:46:11] He's been in the UK.

[03:46:12] Crimson Chid, OK.

[03:46:14] Trying to get a bff.

[03:46:15] All right, man.

[03:46:17] NASA's doing one hour.

[03:46:19] What are you sending me?

[03:46:20] Cuff him, share the screenshot of Reggie,

[03:46:22] AKA Lil Ronnyson, threatening him by sending a photo

[03:46:25] himself with guns.

[03:46:27] Show me your car keys.

[03:46:28] I will next month.

[03:46:29] Show me any house you bought.

[03:46:31] Just chill gang, when you ready to hoop, call me.

[03:46:33] Pipe down, you ready to hoop.

[03:46:38] Like G's Louise, brother.

[03:46:51] G's Louise.

[03:46:58] Yo, oh my God, man, what happened?

[03:47:01] Brother we are twitch streamers do you I'm not even kidding if I got sent this I would just giggle

[03:47:05] What are you gonna kill stable fucking right now? No, like brother. I have nothing to fucking lose yo you want to get cuff them say that bro

[03:47:13] Say that bro say that yo cuff. Let me know

[03:47:17] Let me go

[03:47:20] Let me know what it is

[03:47:22] It's fake it's fake it's fake no trodo bro like are we dead ass are we fucking dead ass threatening guns

[03:47:33] over fucking

[03:47:35] Not a desert took lazy shit

[03:47:38] Right there. That's the key to shit. They just took a shit right down the hood

[03:47:46] Bruce

[03:47:49] Not a desert took lazy shit ain't that his shit right there. They guessed it a key to shit. They just oh my gosh

[03:47:58] Coachella really a movie

[03:48:01] Yeah, I'm not gonna say what happened cuz like I

[03:48:04] Want to wait till they get out like I want them to enjoy the thing

[03:48:07] They're gonna say exactly what happened when they leave but man I low key dodged a bullet low key

[03:48:13] But I wish I could hang out with the guys right now that us all I care about is seeing my friends right now

[03:48:18] I miss them. I bet us

[03:48:21] Okay, real talk. Is there ever gonna be is there ever been a streamer who's been like like I'm confused, bro

[03:48:29] Like what is this bro?

[03:48:41] Sorry, I was reading the chat

[03:48:44] Do you actually think Reggie's gonna shoot fucking cuff him

[03:48:48] Is it Reggie shorter than me?

[03:48:53] Yeah, it's you come home, bro.

[03:49:03] I'm actually gonna call Lacey right now, you think I'll pick up?

[03:49:07] We got a slide for Kuffoam, hey Siri, has anyone else's phone like been bugging recently

[03:49:14] like the new iPhone?

[03:49:16] I'm not even trolling like this shit is bummed.

[03:49:18] I don't know what the fuck.

[03:49:21] Bro, I feel like they lowkey fuck up our phones on purpose.

[03:49:24] Am I like a crazy person for thinking that or no?

[03:49:27] Like I feel like they fuck our phones up on purpose

[03:49:30] so that we keep buying them.

[03:49:31] Like I don't know.

[03:49:33] Yo, bro!

[03:49:33] What's up, man?

[03:49:35] How are you?

[03:49:37] Hey, bro, good, chilling.

[03:49:38] I was thinking like,

[03:49:40] let's go to Coachella.

[03:49:42] I miss you, dude.

[03:49:43] Where you at?

[03:49:44] Now I'm just going to be right now at the crib waiting to get a little Coachella pasties and shit.

[03:49:52] I think I'm just going to have to cancel out.

[03:49:57] What? I'll be fine.

[03:49:59] Damn, bro. Well, I mean...

[03:50:02] You can slide! You can slide!

[03:50:04] No! But what if I don't get a pass when I get there?

[03:50:08] I mean, we'll have hard slides. How do you get here?

[03:50:11] I low key him down to come for Bieber tomorrow

[03:50:24] Wait, so you guys not gonna stream

[03:50:32] Why don't you come back then

[03:50:38] But he's performs tomorrow

[03:50:41] I'm enjoying Coachella, I just have it, I just enjoy it man.

[03:50:44] So, it's rolling.

[03:50:46] Oh, it's up Jay!

[03:50:48] It's rolling man.

[03:50:49] You feel kind of better today?

[03:50:51] Huh?

[03:50:52] You feel better today?

[03:50:53] Um, yeah bro, hopefully he does, I mean bro, I'm gonna be honest,

[03:50:57] I'm gonna, I got a streak of bad luck happening right now.

[03:51:00] Yeah, a little bit more of his traveled with you to Coachella.

[03:51:04] Yeah, I just bought a red car actually on Facebook Marketplace, yeah?

[03:51:08] Yeah.

[03:51:09] Yeah, we can't swim, so we're gonna just all go to take care of our Coachella.

[03:51:14] Listen, Mariel, if Kirk can get me a thing, I'll come out to see Bieber tomorrow, y'all.

[03:51:18] Hey, so we're gonna see Sabrina.

[03:51:19] Oh, men, but they're pigs.

[03:51:22] Oh, men, men.

[03:51:25] Alright, well maybe I'll see you guys soon.

[03:51:28] Alright, I will see you guys soon.

[03:51:30] Oh, who's that?

[03:51:32] That's the key.

[03:51:33] Oh, so, gay, dude!

[03:51:36] Everyone wait, why is everyone on the couch? It's Coachella time

[03:51:47] All right, bro, well damn let's you know make

[03:51:50] No, I lost

[03:51:52] I'm still the fart. Yo, can you do me a favor? Can you vlog Coachella with your camera?

[03:51:56] Yeah, you can vlog it with your camera. Yeah, I can vlog it. Just a little streaming.

[03:52:00] I'm gonna go back because I just want to make sure I can watch it, you know.

[03:52:04] All right, well, when you get back, you know, we got London soon, so...

[03:52:07] I know. We're going to fucking London. That's all about us going to the charity match.

[03:52:11] That's true. All right, bro. I'll see you soon.

[03:52:14] All right, bro. I'll make sure the house is safe.

[03:52:17] Man, I'll make sure Coachella's...

[03:52:19] Oh, my God.

[03:52:20] It's an airsoft y'all, it's an airsoft, am I going to rolling loud?

[03:52:31] Hell yeah I'm going to rolling loud, what?

[03:52:35] Or should I not go to rolling loud?

[03:52:37] Is there threats amongst us?

[03:52:39] What do you mean on God are we going rolling loud I'm gonna have artist passes for us dude that

[03:52:54] rolling loud is like the easiest for a last time I went to rolling loud though I'll be honest

[03:52:58] with you I got thrown remember last time I have a really loud way you already have it

[03:53:02] They fucking through me, bro. This guy, where is it? This guy through me. And what happened?

[03:53:10] Hey! Hey Andrew! You're Andrew! What happened to your job, buddy? Oh my god. Gone. He actually

[03:53:29] got exterminated. It's okay. This is the guy who stole Jason's car. Did Future actually

[03:53:44] say that shit? Did he really say that shit? The lineup for Rolling Loud? Ooh, Don Toliver

[03:53:59] SD kids

[03:54:02] Cheeky my brother Xavier so base so fago

[03:54:07] The Tyler 1900 rut Nino paid laser dim

[03:54:11] Wait, this is okay. Not even a bad lineup. Is this a bad lineup?

[03:54:16] Playboy Cardi destroy lonely plaque. I almost said plaque one X fake mink pusha Eastie

[03:54:23] Homicide gang nine vicious baby chief

[03:54:25] Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah NBA Young Boy

[03:54:32] Blackboy Max

[03:54:36] Somersault

[03:54:39] Damn, I'm only gonna be here for like a couple people

[03:54:43] Hello, key. What day should I go chat?

[03:54:46] Should I go all three day? Can you stream this or no?

[03:54:50] You could stream this right

[03:54:52] Yeah, I might just go all three. Who knows. But will Laze be able to contain himself before

[03:55:02] backstage and we go meet some artists or no? Like Laze, we meet Playboy Cardi on stream.

[03:55:15] Are you gonna fucking go?

[03:55:16] Cardi, Cardi!

[03:55:23] Boba, how do I tell you?

[03:55:25] You're not coming to Rolling Loud.

[03:55:27] Faraz!

[03:55:30] I cannot watch over you if you go to fucking Rolling Loud.

[03:55:34] I don't know what you're gonna do.

[03:55:35] I'm gonna be, if I'm streaming all three days,

[03:55:37] it is now turned in from a fun trip to a business trip.

[03:55:42] We might just cut the stream early

[03:55:43] for Playboy Cardi though.

[03:55:44] I'm going into the mosh. Oh, yeah, go into the mosh for playboy cardy

[03:55:54] You can't stream it. I'm not gonna lie. Hold on. I'll just call Cardi right now, bro

[03:56:00] What?

[03:56:01] Oopsies right person. I'll call Cardi right now on us

[03:56:14] Cardi, pick up, bro.

[03:56:17] Cardi, pick up, bro.

[03:56:22] Cardi, pick up.

[03:56:27] Your call has been forwarded to voicemail.

[03:56:35] The person you're trying to reach is not available.

[03:56:38] At the tone, please record your message.

[03:56:41] When you have finished recording, you may hang up.

[03:56:43] Hey, Griff, it's Steve Ornado. Ron, um, yo, can we stream rolling loud when I go or no?

[03:56:50] I forget. I just want to make sure because, you know, which if I figure it out, sir.

[03:56:55] Love you, Griff. Peace.

[03:57:00] Um, I'll be able to get Arbus passes for a little, oh, we'll see him.

[03:57:05] Collab one.

[03:57:08] Love me if I was a worm. Of course. By what?

[03:57:13] some nice for you yeah yoxxin why do you tweet this every five months and try to

[03:57:18] like make something cool

[03:57:20] i i like that

[03:57:25] we're now just about 8200 nautical miles away from earth this is all

[03:57:31] a facade this is all fake we've never been to the moon

[03:57:37] ever never we've never been to the moon

[03:57:41] Integrity just under a minute. That's not us. Wait

[03:57:46] and both GPS units look eager to acquire

[03:57:53] Outstanding seats three and four are working on seats trapped in now. Can you see me?

[03:57:58] You think I'll be

[03:58:01] Can you see me?

[03:58:03] Once again as we start to close in on some of the major milestones of the first one coming up in just 31

[03:58:09] Wait, I'm confused that if the Earth is real and space is real, why are there no stars here?

[03:58:14] But at night, I can see stars.

[03:58:21] Ooh, I just got confirmation that we could stream rolling loud. Griff said it.

[03:58:32] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[03:58:34] During its high-speed entry back into why do astronauts not go to the Sun at night, so it's less hot

[03:58:42] on Artemis one as I think most folks know by now we flew a trajectory known as a skip entry in which we

[03:58:50] Performed an initial dip into the atmosphere to bleed off some energy

[03:58:54] Then we skipped out of the atmosphere and get back into the very round planet down in the Pacific

[03:59:00] This is a mission was over

[03:59:02] IT'S FAKE!

[03:59:04] DO YOU GUYS ACTUALLY THINK THIS IS US RIGHT NOW?

[03:59:15] NOT THIS IS FAKE

[03:59:20] THIS IS PROPAGANDO TO HIGHFULNESSFRAGFSTING

[03:59:23] GO BE CRAZY

[03:59:24] I'll be shot by tomorrow

[03:59:26] That ass

[03:59:27] I don't care

[03:59:29] Male?

[03:59:32] He's giving me a little bit of zest right now, though.

[04:00:00] That is me

[04:00:08] Let's go a dad that could be us tomorrow at Bieber sweetie, how do I tell you if Griff sends me an artist past ago?

[04:00:15] I'm going by myself

[04:00:19] Hey shout out about the dead ass shout out of that

[04:00:24] Dead ass shout out of that, bro. I

[04:00:26] I hate you, so if I could get one artist pass and I could go with my friends

[04:00:31] I shouldn't go because I can't get you one

[04:00:35] All right, W sponsor W sponsor, bro allegedly dough and the gates are open

[04:00:42] How green are you niggas bro? Yo?

[04:00:46] These niggas was sent by Bankstein. This is the easiest lick ever

[04:00:51] This is a RB 17 implemented hit

[04:00:54] facts bruce bruce let me know bruce I'm DO let me know let me on cat let me move to

[04:01:03] Atlanta

[04:01:08] Bieber stylist is set list

[04:01:21] Brother honestly, I just want to see Bieber just take a shirt off. I don't really care

[04:01:25] I've met him one time bro, and the one time I met him

[04:01:29] I fuck you don't even have a Justin Bieber spotify plans like me. That's fine. I

[04:01:35] Don't need a Justin Bieber spot. I have a Sabrina Carpenter's fucking thing. I love I want to go to school

[04:01:42] I want to go to Sabrina Carpenter concert

[04:01:48] I want to go to one so bad. Oh my gosh

[04:01:53] Have you ever tried this one and then it's fucking stable Renata

[04:01:56] LARP LARP SO HARD

[04:02:01] shut the fuck up

[04:02:03] um alright we got about we got about an hour if that into the moon thing do I have any news

[04:02:09] that I need to see any mods anything that you need me to see he says he doesn't consume processed

[04:02:15] foods and what the fuck he says he doesn't consume processed foods and seed oil is calling a

[04:02:22] He draws the line when it comes to alcohol.

[04:02:24] He justifies it by saying our ancestors have been drinking forever.

[04:02:27] I don't recall them eating red, foiling, and titanium oxide.

[04:02:30] He has a point. No, he doesn't. He absolutely does not have a pain.

[04:02:33] The ancestors also died at 25.

[04:02:35] Lays? And I'm getting a text message of doom.

[04:02:40] Dur. Kimmy.

[04:02:52] So you can just text me, but I can't find my phone.

[04:03:07] If I get two passes, the lazy is getting one.

[04:03:19] French fries with extra salt please.

[04:03:26] Did you see this?

[04:03:30] Alright yeah, I'm done clicking links now, I'm actually done clicking links.

[04:03:49] Yo Lays bro, you want to pick up the phone?

[04:03:52] Maybe we do some gaming while we wait for this moon landing?

[04:03:56] Of course, Syyid's retarded ass would pick up that fucking gigalchips in the chat.

[04:04:06] Sup dude?

[04:04:10] Huh?

[04:04:11] Sup dude?

[04:04:12] What is it good?

[04:04:13] Sup dude?

[04:04:14] What is it good some dude what is good

[04:04:24] You know me

[04:04:27] Yep

[04:04:31] Yeah, I didn't actually know that we're gonna be doing that sounds pretty fucking peak listen, bro

[04:04:37] Let me know if like already calls us up on stage are you gonna get on stage or no

[04:04:45] the fuck that question is that but what if he's like hey fuck yo bitch ask

[04:04:51] cameraman what are you supposed to say I'm gonna knock him out what don't joke

[04:04:56] like that I would never rolling loud is unscrupulous watch Kai's POV was it

[04:05:05] Yeah, actually, not bad.

[04:05:08] Come on, I heard your act just a while ago.

[04:05:13] Wait, really?

[04:05:17] Bro, because he's right next to the speakers.

[04:05:19] I would get him to-

[04:05:20] Oh, shit.

[04:05:33] So how do you fix this?

[04:05:34] What would how was the way to fix this?

[04:05:36] What happened?

[04:05:38] It's just too loud

[04:05:41] You just gotta you just gotta suck it out, bro. I

[04:05:46] Would go to this but if you guys don't want me to I don't care. I won't I won't stream it

[04:05:55] If we're streaming right and Karri tells you to go up and I can't go up. I'm just gonna that's your moment, bro

[04:06:04] Back seat up in the between back!

[04:06:06] This side right here, I don't know what to do.

[04:06:08] So, I'm gonna be God tier.

[04:06:10] This is this side right here, this is right here.

[04:06:13] This is the right side.

[04:06:15] Oh, I got you.

[04:06:17] What the fuck is that?

[04:06:19] What?

[04:06:21] This is this side.

[04:06:23] This is this side.

[04:06:25] This is this side.

[04:06:27] This is this side.

[04:06:29] This is this side.

[04:06:31] This is this side.

[04:06:33] Cardi's the greatest, right? The closest thing to Michael Jackson.

[04:06:36] You're watching this with Sue, fucking amazing.

[04:06:39] Diamond Shoreline.

[04:06:41] Dude, I have this skin in Fortnite.

[04:06:44] Actually, though.

[04:06:48] Fucking Jordan, man.

[04:06:51] Jordan's so goaded.

[04:06:53] This should be me, bro.

[04:06:55] I would be on stage right here being gived. Everyone, chill out.

[04:06:58] This is Jordan.

[04:07:03] It's actually elite!

[04:07:07] Holy internet memes bro, we're going down to spot.

[04:07:16] Yo, you're in trouble.

[04:07:25] Why?

[04:07:26] Oh shit.

[04:07:27] That crypto shit.

[04:07:41] Hey, see, I got his hat to run out.

[04:07:44] What's up, buddy?

[04:07:45] How you doing?

[04:07:46] It's cute for a silly thing.

[04:07:50] It's like, Chrissy, y'all just heard it.

[04:07:51] You know what I'm saying?

[04:07:52] Baby girl had to go change up right quick.

[04:07:54] I think we better go slot to the mall like real soon right now.

[04:07:57] But there was, yeah, everything's all right.

[04:08:00] All right, you look familiar, man.

[04:08:02] No, like, this is my first time here.

[04:08:06] You sure?

[04:08:07] Yeah, like, I mean, we've probably met like maybe like

[04:08:09] months back at like some house or something,

[04:08:12] but I ain't never been in this house before.

[04:08:13] Like, this is my first, I go by a flight, you come to FTC.

[04:08:18] Like.

[04:08:18] I'm a grown man and you want me to call you LTC.

[04:08:21] What's your name, son?

[04:08:23] My real name is Tumana.

[04:08:25] Tumana?

[04:08:26] Tumana.

[04:08:27] Holy fucking memory lane, bro.

[04:08:32] This is like we're headed down the vault now of just like bad memes when we wait for this

[04:08:36] mo- what the fuck is this?

[04:08:39] I'm not- 48 hours of ditty.

[04:08:44] What the hell?

[04:08:46] Bro, this dude, Yoxic, tweets this every five months, bro, and he says that this is me.

[04:08:51] Like it's it is though. No, it's not

[04:09:04] The fuck you're saying to me you little shit

[04:09:10] How are you how are you not a fuck brother look at my recommend

[04:09:14] A bowl of good memes

[04:09:21] What is this?

[04:09:34] Oh, remember this?

[04:09:36] You know what this means?

[04:09:37] No, I don't see it.

[04:09:38] You don't know this?

[04:09:39] No, no, no.

[04:09:40] This is my Justin Bieber.

[04:09:41] Oh yeah, I do know what this means.

[04:09:42] How do you fuck up this guy?

[04:09:43] Oh, I don't see it.

[04:09:44] I don't see it.

[04:09:45] I don't see it.

[04:09:46] I don't see it.

[04:09:47] I don't see it.

[04:09:48] Oh my god.

[04:09:50] I just didn't want to say that you're sorry for now, girl.

[04:09:54] Because I just want to say for me to sorry.

[04:09:59] I know you say that for me, for me.

[04:10:04] What is that on the right?

[04:10:05] Human velocity.

[04:10:06] What is that little baby?

[04:10:08] I don't know.

[04:10:09] We have a good list to watch.

[04:10:12] Fastest reader in the world.

[04:10:14] Human velocity.

[04:10:15] fastest reader in the world

[04:10:18] human velocity

[04:10:20] Fortnite like it just doesn't say what I

[04:10:25] My mom is kind of homeless

[04:10:32] This is good, this is good search recommendations

[04:10:38] I'll bring the tag boxing

[04:10:42] Took that

[04:10:45] Enjoy convenient banking

[04:10:47] Oh like

[04:10:49] All in one place

[04:10:51] Capital one cafe

[04:10:53] Yooo

[04:10:55] Really?

[04:10:57] Do you need this?

[04:10:59] This is out of fucking personal

[04:11:01] shit

[04:11:03] Hey

[04:11:05] Bugs

[04:11:09] Holy shit

[04:11:11] I got blue swords

[04:11:13] Idiot!

[04:11:14] Hold on.

[04:11:15] Hold on.

[04:11:16] Hold on.

[04:11:17] Hold on.

[04:11:18] This is a quick work of just a stupid intelligent and dissentive or an idiot.

[04:11:27] Okay?

[04:11:28] The first regression is going to be easy.

[04:11:29] However, you should answer this quickly.

[04:11:36] Question one.

[04:11:37] If you didn't say white, then you are more complex than a man, you're less likely to

[04:11:58] be an idiot.

[04:12:00] What?

[04:12:01] What is the color of salt?

[04:12:05] Like white or gray? Like what? Like white or gray?

[04:12:13] That's right!

[04:12:15] Obviously.

[04:12:17] Yeah!

[04:12:22] Who the fuck are you?

[04:12:25] Remember this puppy? Also, make the video for cute puppies.

[04:12:29] Truffle.

[04:12:30] Alright, I'll make one here.

[04:12:31] What was the color of the cute puppy?

[04:12:36] I mean, it was white!

[04:12:39] It was white!

[04:12:48] Dog, what the fuck are the stupid tests like this?

[04:12:51] I don't drink milk, I'm not an idiot.

[04:13:11] Yeah, I'm not a fucking idiot, bro.

[04:13:17] Like subscribe?

[04:13:18] I thought you were going to be an idiot.

[04:13:21] Dude, do they think I'm disliking the video now, bro?

[04:13:24] Fuck your puppies.

[04:13:26] Do a 7th grade grammar test.

[04:13:28] That's... that's fries.

[04:13:29] Oh!

[04:13:30] Oh!

[04:13:31] Oh!

[04:13:32] Oh!

[04:13:33] Oh!

[04:13:34] Oh!

[04:13:35] Oh!

[04:13:36] Oh!

[04:13:37] Oh!

[04:13:38] Oh!

[04:13:39] Oh!

[04:13:40] Oh!

[04:13:41] Oh!

[04:13:42] Oh!

[04:13:43] Oh!

[04:13:44] Oh!

[04:13:45] Oh!

[04:13:46] Oh!

[04:13:47] No

[04:13:56] What's going on dude

[04:14:07] No, oh happy birthday it's her

[04:14:14] It's like a

[04:14:17] I

[04:14:19] Do what I

[04:14:22] What am I standing in by?

[04:14:25] Oh, they're moving in together! A puppy!

[04:14:30] Holy shit. They're married!

[04:14:33] Definitely we'll play in school under destiny.

[04:14:37] Wait, where'd she go?

[04:14:41] Oh my god! She's giving birth!

[04:14:44] So

[04:14:52] Wait

[04:14:57] She had a miscarriage no, why does she have a beard?

[04:15:08] They bought a kid

[04:15:14] This is a long time

[04:15:16] This is a long time

[04:15:18] But I

[04:15:20] But I

[04:15:22] What am I spending my life

[04:15:24] Late night mods

[04:15:26] Life's great bro

[04:15:28] I'm gonna get better than this

[04:15:30] No

[04:15:32] No

[04:15:34] I

[04:15:36] Smiled

[04:15:38] I wouldn't mind that

[04:15:40] I wouldn't mind that

[04:15:42] Nooo, it's been two years.

[04:15:54] No.

[04:15:58] No money.

[04:16:03] He's working, his job, he's drinking, no.

[04:16:07] Black guy.

[04:16:08] Private military contractor he's going to the military no

[04:16:38] And I am a...

[04:16:44] AHHHHH

[04:16:47] A memory of a caring father

[04:16:50] Holy shit

[04:16:51] What happened?

[04:16:53] How are we at the couple?

[04:16:59] Wow, that was a beautiful story, bro

[04:17:01] That was actually beautiful

[04:17:04] That was genuinely beautiful

[04:17:06] well bro play it no bro she's doing there what the fuck is this yeah I know

[04:17:16] bro no bro I'm not coming to the point oh I know this song

[04:17:22] Yes, go for her dirty panties.

[04:17:31] What do I wear?

[04:17:32] I only told you 12 times

[04:17:35] The first dress that you put on is still your best find

[04:17:38] We've been sitting in this dressing room for hours

[04:17:41] I need a break, baby, I don't have the brain pack

[04:17:45] When you ask me, boy, opinion

[04:17:48] I'm always sure to admit

[04:17:50] I'm made here, boy

[04:17:52] Girl, you're kinda like how to fit your

[04:17:55] Everything is difficult

[04:17:58] Help me help you

[04:18:00] Oh, what you wait is that that's in this? Why don't sing a nap? Well, you just think if he looks like a nap

[04:18:13] Any good memes you want to go through bro, how much longer until this this fucking thing lands

[04:18:22] Anything happening in the world chat that we need to know about

[04:18:24] Oh, no, I haven't seen you in a while.

[04:18:28] One hour ago, seven seconds, twelve years.

[04:18:31] Goon barbecue, what is this?

[04:18:34] What?

[04:18:36] Goon barbecue! We gotta go home!

[04:18:39] We gotta go home and go there!

[04:18:41] Goon barbecue!

[04:18:42] Alright.

[04:18:44] Bruh.

[04:18:46] Hey, no, what's up?

[04:18:47] If something's free, people just can't resist it.

[04:18:49] Doesn't matter what it is.

[04:18:51] stuff

[04:19:05] All right

[04:19:13] Yeah, well how much longer do they land

[04:19:18] Do you believe this shit or no

[04:19:21] be fucking cat brah what you're looking at is a computer generated visualization

[04:19:29] based on real-time telemetry from integrity currently traveling about

[04:19:35] 16,000 miles an hour this is AI bro this is all fucking fake they're trying to

[04:19:39] distract me and you bro it's okay I'm gonna work though cuz we're just we're

[04:19:45] not in the rat race right now and see that moment they're X they're literally

[04:19:49] taking Epstein and did he out of their fucking house right now traveling about

[04:19:54] sixteen thousand miles to the moon for taking a look yeah pretty much yeah

[04:20:02] they're view-bottling brown just about fifty-one miles from Earth yeah they're

[04:20:06] got to be about them though forty-three minutes from now we're just nine and a

[04:20:11] half minutes away from the crew module service module what if there's a world

[04:20:14] called Epstein world and he's just an alien he's the first alien who like Epstein was

[04:20:22] like an alien and they dropped him back off to Epstein world he's on little

[04:20:28] same James right now where's that at

[04:20:32] I don't actually know we are assessing details but so far looks like a good

[04:20:37] hot fire

[04:20:39] i was getting cap comes to

[04:20:44] and jackey mafie took the words i was just about to say you have a good

[04:20:48] hot fire

[04:20:49] the same bullshit jackey mccaffey

[04:20:52] how long until they land someone can be calm to the chat

[04:21:07] 40 minutes. We gotta stop for 40 minutes ladies. Let's figure out how how can we entertain the chat for 40 minutes?

[04:21:14] What could we do for 40 minutes?

[04:21:20] We could go on

[04:21:23] Tick-tock

[04:21:26] Good god tick-tock

[04:21:28] There's this new game on steam that you could play. What's it called? I

[04:21:33] Played it for a little bit request your free pinnness

[04:21:35] Celebrate the bottom two Christians Jews and free it you guys nice, you know

[04:21:39] I've blocked this ad five times and it still comes back

[04:21:41] I don't know and I blocked it

[04:21:44] That's the fourth time I've blocked this ad and it keeps finding its way back

[04:21:47] It's almost as if they're gonna try to shove it in our faces

[04:21:56] I

[04:21:58] Sent it to you on discord the game

[04:22:05] I gotta find something to watch.

[04:22:09] Oh, that's it.

[04:22:10] I'm just exploring YouTube, by the way, I think.

[04:22:13] Yeah, there's nothing wrong with exploring some YouTube.

[04:22:31] What is this? Lacey wanted nothing to do with them?

[04:22:33] Hopefully my phone is safe.

[04:22:34] Yeah, we're just waiting on wristbands. Damn. What's up Jason? How's it going?

[04:22:39] Yeah, I don't know. What up brother? Good to see you man. You guys going right now?

[04:22:42] You have to get the wristbands a lot of time.

[04:22:44] Oh, okay.

[04:22:44] Oh, sick. Okay.

[04:22:47] I mean how's the greatest, bro?

[04:22:49] Yeah.

[04:22:53] Okay, see you.

[04:22:55] Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever you need.

[04:22:57] How's it?

[04:22:59] I'll see you at the board.

[04:23:04] It's so fucking good

[04:23:10] Deeksies in the finals wait dead ass

[04:23:16] Bro is he that good at chess

[04:23:19] That's you see dead

[04:23:22] What in the debunker?

[04:23:26] Holy debunker, is there a picture of him as Charlie Kirk on the screen?

[04:23:34] That's a lot more than in real what holy Jason the weaned viewer is that there's Charlie Kirk

[04:23:50] Who would like this

[04:24:04] me and I started you know I mean because anyways is JC in the finals to me when

[04:24:10] they start like truly is this a waste of money bro no it's really not like

[04:24:17] ladies what if I just took a gambling deal dude like a real gambling do not

[04:24:21] not that the fake shit like the real ones yeah that'd be the fucking good life

[04:24:25] some slots like an actual casino yeah he'd be peeking bro

[04:24:33] I deadass I'm gonna bear bro one hit mad for me one hit bad for me but I give

[04:24:41] him so easily and no thank you I would deadass take a gambling deal so I could

[04:24:49] give outlaw money and mario money and svj money and you know what i'd give the

[04:25:04] chat money to deadass you're always fucking outlaws oh $10,000 for mr. beef

[04:25:11] how do i tell you you're never gonna see that money

[04:25:13] Holy shit.

[04:25:14] No, no troll chat, I'm gonna take a gambling deal, it'll depend if the money comes right,

[04:25:20] it's fair, it's all fair games after that.

[04:25:24] Wow, oh my god.

[04:25:29] That's nice.

[04:25:32] Oh my god, bro.

[04:25:35] I mean, bro, like if I just had this, like what would I even do?

[04:25:42] When I even sit here and just, actually no,

[04:25:45] let me tell you, the way life works,

[04:25:46] once you get something, you're always gonna want more.

[04:25:48] Be appreciative of what you have.

[04:25:49] Right now, I'm happy.

[04:25:50] I have an amazing car, I have an amazing community,

[04:25:52] and I'm happy with how I'm out of life.

[04:25:55] Sometimes you've gotta appreciate what you have, bro.

[04:25:57] You overthink the future too much, bro,

[04:25:59] and that's a lot of people's problems,

[04:26:00] is you think too far in the future of what you want,

[04:26:02] and you start getting, does anyone else ever do that?

[04:26:05] They always think like, damn, I want this,

[04:26:07] but I don't think I'm gonna get there in time.

[04:26:08] Then you start stressing yourself out.

[04:26:10] Bro, live in the moment.

[04:26:12] Enjoy the moment.

[04:26:14] The moment passes too quickly.

[04:26:16] People don't get time to enjoy their moment.

[04:26:23] But gotta leave!

[04:26:25] That gambling deal is calling me to buy this!

[04:26:35] This looks nice.

[04:26:40] Oh my god.

[04:26:49] Holy matter, caddy.

[04:26:58] Watch this.

[04:26:59] What?

[04:27:00] What?

[04:27:01] What is this?

[04:27:02] Wait.

[04:27:03] What is this?

[04:27:04] What? What is this?

[04:27:09] Wait, it's a 2X meter and all.

[04:27:22] No way!

[04:27:24] Wait, should I do a track stream? I really gotta do it.

[04:27:34] If sculptor's a gamer here, you can't do it. Take that. On my soul!

[04:27:42] Listen to the plan. Listen to the plan.

[04:27:44] Everyone's taking one already.

[04:27:46] Take a gambling deal, delete Twitter for four days, or a guess.

[04:27:49] Become rich as fuck.

[04:27:51] and then automatically rematch about 10 seconds later.

[04:27:56] If you have any questions, let us know.

[04:27:58] Otherwise, good luck.

[04:28:00] Yo, what's up, guys?

[04:28:01] Hi, can I watch the finals, Loki?

[04:28:02] All day, I'm nervous, but I'm nervous, though.

[04:28:05] Yo, I'm nervous, bro.

[04:28:05] Who's it?

[04:28:06] All day versus Jinxie?

[04:28:08] If you're joining late, Jinxie and I

[04:28:09] we played like two hours ago because they

[04:28:11] were trying to see how good I am before I was too good.

[04:28:14] Bro, he's not that good, brother.

[04:28:16] There's no way.

[04:28:18] are you fucking knowing what you fat fuck

[04:28:21] uh... a david bar

[04:28:24] david

[04:28:27] david

[04:28:30] david

[04:28:31] wanderharder bar

[04:28:34] blackout

[04:28:37] damn bro

[04:28:39] we gotta make some money to a week what looks like it's usually drives is

[04:28:42] fucking stupid

[04:28:44] Look at this fucking door.

[04:28:49] Seventh gear going, what is 90 kmh to MPH, to miles per hour.

[04:28:57] Seventh gear, what is that to miles per hour?

[04:29:02] 60 miles per hour and seventh gear, 50 miles per hour.

[04:29:06] Holy fucking grandma, you should have got a Honda.

[04:29:14] And he's putting on his blinkers to merge that is not a real driver, but you're supposed

[04:29:24] to put everyone's life in danger.

[04:29:25] What do you think about Chess?

[04:29:29] I don't know what the fuck's happening.

[04:29:32] I don't either.

[04:29:33] Wait, NASA.

[04:29:34] There's so much going on.

[04:29:35] Wait, they're saying NASA.

[04:29:36] Something happened.

[04:29:37] I think the rocket exploded.

[04:29:38] Crew module service module separation

[04:29:43] I'll be it momentarily

[04:29:46] Houston gets up on board Houston

[04:29:50] Houston copies and concur the European service module now separated from integrity a job well done

[04:29:57] Wait, so what is this? Yeah, I'm gonna be no action for the four CDH caution. Those are SM related not applicable

[04:30:05] Something suss is going on

[04:30:08] So what is going on?

[04:30:14] How do they have no bitrate at all?

[04:30:18] Can somebody explain?

[04:30:22] And it's blue.

[04:30:24] So with Integrity now flying free on its own for the remaining 32 minutes of this mission.

[04:30:29] They're leaking everything right now with this camera.

[04:30:31] Yeah, I'm confused.

[04:30:32] a 19 second firing of Integrity's thrusters.

[04:30:41] Integrity copies, good to be up to.

[04:30:44] Wait, so I'm so confused. What happened to all the four of these?

[04:30:48] Coming up on the two-minute mark until the ray is burned, again, this is the final tweaking of the orientation of Integrity

[04:30:56] To put it in the right angle if you will the angle of attack that it will fly in

[04:31:02] During its entrance into the earth's atmosphere

[04:31:05] CS entry interface anyone at NASA it's 25 seconds away you guys have my stream open you type

[04:31:11] This is a visual where there's still 30 minutes until the game or to the end

[04:31:17] What do we do? Yeah, there's no 30 fucking minutes. I mean this is chill though

[04:31:22] I mean all you're doing is watching AI. This is all AI. It's not real. It's all fake. It's a phony

[04:31:31] You know, it's crazy

[04:31:37] What would happen if you shot a laser in the sky right now

[04:31:42] Fucking space to become crashing down really

[04:31:45] Yeah

[04:31:50] Or if you just throw an EMP grenade in the sky

[04:31:55] And we have completed the maneuver to the raise comedy night would hit less than I play coming like you guys just spam the end word

[04:32:01] Yeah, that's just hearty city, bro

[04:32:06] Look you got on a here. I don't think Jinx he wins this. I think Jinx. He's a fucking bot

[04:32:10] I'm watching this because I actually like watching this no troll

[04:32:13] If you have a problem, I don't even fuck I'm gonna watch this one day. Creepers creepers

[04:32:18] I won $5,000 from the chest tournament. What should I spend it on?

[04:32:32] Loki I might wrap my car up on it closing food

[04:32:36] SVJ wait some clothes and drugs. Yeah, wait, that's I'm confused. You think I can buy a car with literally $5,000

[04:32:43] I'm missing something.

[04:32:49] Yes, I'm like fully.

[04:32:53] Find me.

[04:32:55] That's the guy from chess fortress type opening.

[04:33:00] What is this bro?

[04:33:02] No, I don't know dude.

[04:33:04] Why don't you use it could be a striker.

[04:33:07] Yo, why did you use the plug on me?

[04:33:10] I didn't know it was on that exchange.

[04:33:12] Oh my god.

[04:33:13] I'm not going to lie.

[04:33:14] The button got stuck at one point,

[04:33:16] so it was just five minutes straight up just fucking

[04:33:19] matter, daddy, straight up in there.

[04:33:21] And I literally couldn't get it to fix.

[04:33:24] Matter, daddy?

[04:33:25] And you guys just started tweaking.

[04:33:27] Hey, what is the matter, daddy?

[04:33:33] Should I be worried, Chad?

[04:33:35] I go here, no?

[04:33:36] Yeah, that's when your rook was hanging.

[04:33:38] Wait, you know about that?

[04:33:40] Yep.

[04:33:43] Dude, I- wait, how did-

[04:33:44] I watched the whole thing, of course I know about it.

[04:33:46] Wait, Chad, do you guys know chess, like, well?

[04:33:51] That's right!

[04:33:56] Dude, I really- no.

[04:33:58] So every time I lost, you guys were just saying shit like you knew,

[04:34:01] but you just fucking wanted to see me mad?

[04:34:04] I'll say, there was some parts where I was watching

[04:34:07] where I could have, like, a good guess of what to do,

[04:34:09] but like when you drew against Joe,

[04:34:12] when you had like one piece and you had like three left,

[04:34:14] like I don't know how you're supposed to win there on God.

[04:34:17] Well, I lost anyway, like they told me,

[04:34:19] like they literally told me that I needed to win

[04:34:21] two games this afternoon, which is for fun.

[04:34:23] Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's kind of if I keep it for like one of you.

[04:34:26] Just for one mistake.

[04:34:27] I can't believe I lost that one.

[04:34:28] I didn't, I couldn't take action in five seconds.

[04:34:34] Do I want to open up my game?

[04:34:35] I don't know.

[04:34:37] Damn.

[04:34:38] actually want to become good at chess i think i could become a surly

[04:34:48] grocery on the game

[04:34:50] grocery play zombies

[04:34:51] but for forty

[04:34:53] okay

[04:34:54] on the

[04:34:56] but it's okay

[04:34:58] should play with you for a good season right now on god i was playing it's good

[04:35:02] and it's it's world cup season

[04:35:08] We could go on Roblox neighbors too, man.

[04:35:11] Ooh!

[04:35:12] Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

[04:35:14] We could do that.

[04:35:16] Actually, that's not a bad shot.

[04:35:18] That's a fucking bro.

[04:35:20] Wait, Chad, what do you do here?

[04:35:21] You're jinxing here.

[04:35:22] Like, this is like, this is good chess.

[04:35:25] Have this.

[04:35:26] Remember this.

[04:35:27] Yeah, like, this is, this is drunk-o.

[04:35:31] Well, my balls are so hard.

[04:35:33] Interesting, bro.

[04:35:35] So you're just going to go in and then out?

[04:35:38] Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I didn't wipe right. That's the smell. Oh my god. Oh my god. I was wondering what that smell was.

[04:35:48] It's literally from earlier when I didn't wipe. I actually believe you. I'm not kidding. I swear. It smells so bad. So go. What am I going to go do? Wipe? It's already on my dirty underwear.

[04:36:01] I don't like that at all.

[04:36:03] Bro, change your draws.

[04:36:05] It's like soaked.

[04:36:07] Aww.

[04:36:09] You're going to hell.

[04:36:11] We gotta be careful what we do bro.

[04:36:13] Reggie might come after us.

[04:36:15] Whoa. Where do I go?

[04:36:17] Valley.

[04:36:19] It's okay.

[04:36:21] We're BAUs.

[04:36:23] Wait.

[04:36:25] BAUs!

[04:36:27] Visha can't see anymore.

[04:36:29] I

[04:36:32] Do you see that bro? Oh my god, you look

[04:36:38] Do one mistake and you just grab my arm bro like I give you an inch

[04:36:43] Interesting if there's one thing I can get good at what could it be? I think I could get good at chess

[04:36:47] No, no, no

[04:36:59] I saw this good.

[04:37:02] Wait a minute.

[04:37:02] No, no, no, it's bad.

[04:37:04] That's bad.

[04:37:05] Nothing you suck at everything.

[04:37:06] That's it.

[04:37:07] That's it.

[04:37:07] And the man of the second.

[04:37:09] That's the man.

[04:37:10] That's the rule.

[04:37:10] Change will come.

[04:37:11] My man, I'm now.

[04:37:13] We only spread positivity here now.

[04:37:16] Literally, that's a permavocation.

[04:37:17] What's this?

[04:37:19] How is that bad?

[04:37:20] This is good for me.

[04:37:22] Is it not?

[04:37:24] It's good for me.

[04:37:25] I

[04:37:31] What have I become a UFC fighter you guys are training now, bro

[04:37:39] Yeah, how long what am I gonna fucking do with this at $600 dollars, bro

[04:37:43] I gotta what this

[04:37:45] Look at this.

[04:37:46] What?

[04:37:47] What?

[04:37:48] What?

[04:37:48] Kill.

[04:37:49] You're about to shit yourself.

[04:37:51] No.

[04:37:52] That's not a checkmate.

[04:37:54] If checkmate pops up on my screen, I'm going to crash out.

[04:37:57] Joe, I'm not kidding, Laze.

[04:37:59] I actually have dirty booty.

[04:38:00] Yeah, that is so disgusting.

[04:38:03] You actually have dirty booty.

[04:38:05] That is so rude.

[04:38:07] Dirty booties.

[04:38:09] I believe you.

[04:38:11] I am.

[04:38:11] Like, dying for a second.

[04:38:13] Do it, Jixie.

[04:38:14] High risk high reward bro. Let me do that.

[04:38:16] I gotta dig. Hold on. I gotta suck it.

[04:38:18] Bro.

[04:38:19] Oh my god.

[04:38:21] Smells like mold. I'm ordering for that.

[04:38:24] I was just gonna say should we get to make a note of this?

[04:38:27] I'm gonna check maybe in a second. What is this?

[04:38:29] Oh my god. We could play a Rock-A-League game right now.

[04:38:31] We can get on guard.

[04:38:32] Yes. Shut up!

[04:38:34] I'm watching this chest thing and then I'm fucking...

[04:38:36] Oh my god. You don't even know what's happening in the game.

[04:38:38] I do know what's happening. He's trying to hook his rook right now.

[04:38:41] Okay.

[04:38:43] Holy shit, he's bad.

[04:38:45] He's bad.

[04:38:47] He's...

[04:38:49] He's...

[04:38:51] He's...

[04:38:53] He's...

[04:38:55] Oh my god, he just hooked his matter to his daddy.

[04:38:59] What?

[04:39:01] Druller assets of humor.

[04:39:03] Ha ha ha, I got poopy butt.

[04:39:05] Yo brother, if you're gonna join the fucking stream, then you can leave.

[04:39:09] Like, you understand this is a stable...

[04:39:12] It's a fucking dumb stream

[04:39:20] You're meant to lose brain cells watching

[04:39:32] Actual cell burger boy

[04:39:38] Ronas is spoiled

[04:39:42] bro wait wait hold up good yo how's he commentating my game in a grand final

[04:39:48] like this guy the good life is loading chat what's gonna happen we move into a new house

[04:39:57] when we tell me how i'm up in pieces bro it's just AI stupid guys

[04:40:05] nasa's not doing anything 30 minutes take take take no chillax bro outlaw will tell me bro like

[04:40:11] like what is this I don't care about this now well tell me when it's something

[04:40:15] important yellow dude nodding his head on bro just chill for a second 20 seconds

[04:40:20] on a you got a hurry you got a hurry whoa I made a mistake

[04:40:29] what does Shisa mean okay yes this is I think game one bro shut up sorry bro you

[04:40:36] I could not yeah, you're right. You're right. My bad. I wanted to me or I want to do whatever you want. No, you're good

[04:40:44] Your contract may be from this position

[04:40:54] Wait Jinx is actually good at chess

[04:40:57] How is he good at games, bro? Like what am I good at like everyone has a talent besides me bro

[04:41:05] Like my talent is dead-ass eating like I'm convinced bro. You don't fucking try anything

[04:41:14] Yeah, but you didn't like practice I did practice is a lot

[04:41:21] All right, can you hold it down for a second while I go white my butt

[04:41:25] Don't do that explain the chest

[04:41:29] So as you guys can tell Jinx he's starting off with Leonardo DiCaprio's opener

[04:41:35] I'm trying to draw a line where there is no line.

[04:41:39] Yeah, he's doing Leonardo DiCaprio's opener.

[04:41:42] And it's not a bad start.

[04:41:44] Like it's pretty good.

[04:41:45] You just gotta be careful for hanging rooks and shit.

[04:41:49] Cause that's like it really get fucked up, bro.

[04:41:51] And if you keep your rook just hanging out,

[04:41:53] well, hanging around for too long in the wrong area, bro.

[04:41:56] And you know, if you stay at the bar long enough,

[04:41:58] eventually you're going to get a beer, bro.

[04:42:00] So you just gotta be careful with your rooks,

[04:42:02] especially if they're just hanging out.

[04:42:05] So just annoying as fuck I'm to do it. I don't know what the fuck's going on

[04:42:12] I'm gonna guess well

[04:42:14] Yeah

[04:42:17] Pretty much pretty much real

[04:42:20] King is close don't say don't say did he messaged bro stable mega don't say that

[04:42:26] Play

[04:42:35] You don't want it!

[04:42:37] GG, I have no more light, bro.

[04:42:39] No more light!

[04:42:43] Is that a sign, bro?

[04:42:45] Don't put that emote, bro. I said stable mega, stable MEGA.

[04:42:49] It's his username, dude.

[04:42:53] I have mine, pin it.

[04:43:01] Plus, I literally have black friends, so you guys can just chill.

[04:43:05] You guys probably didn't realize that I had black friends, so that's why you guys were freaking out the chat.

[04:43:10] SHUT UP!

[04:43:13] What? What's happening?

[04:43:15] Why are they all minions sitting popcorn-ing?

[04:43:20] I don't know.

[04:43:21] Guys, what's with the minions? I want to feel fucking fun.

[04:43:27] No, I can explain it. I can explain the joke.

[04:43:29] Go ahead, explain it.

[04:43:30] okay so there's someone in your chat with the username stable mega right and so I

[04:43:35] said his username and they were like oh oh oh boss boss and I was like well I have

[04:43:40] black friends I can say that stable mega I can say that

[04:43:45] yeah it was a little it was a little it was a little right if I mean yeah

[04:43:51] I'm not going to lie, but I was able to just get cooked by Brady.

[04:43:56] Yeah, I'm not going to lie.

[04:43:58] Actually, drill a fuck, Yugi.

[04:44:03] Not really, man.

[04:44:05] I don't really know.

[04:44:06] It's kind of too early to tell.

[04:44:07] But I kind of want to get my rook into position.

[04:44:09] I need to get Mr. Knight out.

[04:44:10] Hey, guys, every 14 minutes, everyone's spam NASA out of nowhere.

[04:44:15] That play is a nothing.

[04:44:16] Let's go.

[04:44:17] Also, in every 14 minutes, we're going to be giving away a V-Bug gift card for the...

[04:44:21] Anyone who's subbed, yeah. Anyone who's subbed automatically gets entered into a V-Bug gift card giveaway.

[04:44:26] Yes.

[04:44:27] Guys, we're like 80 subs off 21k. Can we get an 80 gifted in the chat?

[04:44:32] No, 73.

[04:44:34] And at 21k, we're giving away 21,000 V-Bugs, and it's only for subscribers.

[04:44:38] Wait, I'm already at 21k. Wait, no, man. Wait, yes I am. Wait, what is that?

[04:44:44] I think your button is glinched

[04:44:49] Now we're there we go guys. I'm oh my god. I'm 82 away bro guys. Come on everyone

[04:44:57] Who doesn't want to see it

[04:44:59] Come on, bro

[04:45:02] Bro, you guys realize it right when you would get money you get a better mood. Oh, there it is

[04:45:06] There's five mood boosters in your chat. Oh

[04:45:08] Oh my god that's such a bad name, I kind of want to leave that.

[04:45:11] Oh five gifted from the boy fucking humble, holy shit thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.

[04:45:18] Bro gifted subs and emotes are actually like peptides for streamers.

[04:45:22] No, no, no, seeing an emote and gifted subs is like actually like drugs.

[04:45:26] Like every time I see emotes in my chat bro it's like ladies I just want to tweak.

[04:45:31] Like you don't understand, you know when I took a break when we all left FaZe, I kid

[04:45:39] you not, I had like dreams of just seeing Emo- like I missed it so much, I missed seeing

[04:45:44] Emo's to the point where I'm like worried like what happens when I retire, like am I

[04:45:47] gonna be okay?

[04:45:48] I think my next play should be-

[04:45:49] TWENTY-BUTT BURGERS!

[04:45:50] Oh my god the peptides are coming in, oh my gosh thank you for the 25 gifted, you have

[04:45:58] been entered into the VBug giveaway, thank you.

[04:46:00] Fucking go bro the gift cards are literally chilling on the desk right now. They just need to be scratched off

[04:46:06] Yeah, there's gonna be scratched

[04:46:08] And we have some minty axe coats

[04:46:13] Wait what happened with NASA hold on oh, I got one guy lol

[04:46:17] Why dude scratching chin brother that's

[04:46:23] Oh my god, they got me again, bro, they actually got me

[04:46:26] I feel like I have a weird community like I have like a funny community, but it's like they're so retarded because of me like I

[04:46:36] Honestly like worry. That's all like I actually worry like worse keep

[04:46:41] It's interesting. Hi, what's not panic here? We always panic here John NASA says 16 minutes until splashdown got it

[04:46:50] Houston this is Ron. Can I get kind of with John NASA? Oh

[04:46:53] Oh my god, holy shin John NASA

[04:47:05] If I do this he does this you made me sped I take his night do you think that NASA saw anything from Star Wars up there now?

[04:47:15] Bro, you know fucking in San Abi

[04:47:23] Fuck take take if this calm would be a country it would be plants and a mess with

[04:47:29] What does that even mean?

[04:47:32] I'm not smart enough

[04:47:36] The queen has so much or the queen's protecting the bishop the night. Yeah, that's fine. Look at this wait. Hold on. This is a play

[04:47:43] Yeah, nice protected

[04:47:46] Rooks protected bishop protected

[04:47:49] Wait, is he a genius wait, this is my master plan

[04:47:52] take take take but now I get a free bishop look I get a free bishop wait I

[04:47:59] get a free bishop was actually look is he retarded now the night time

[04:48:04] the bishop anymore big bro the bishop was protected by the nice he know they're

[04:48:09] saying NASA entered the earth by the night guys outlaw you let me know bro

[04:48:15] I'm not listening to anyone but outlaw so now the bishop is undefended and guess

[04:48:20] what we're forking or we're not forking but we're attacking this one instead of

[04:48:27] adding NASA's outlaw they said one minute is fucking Armageddon but they're

[04:48:33] going into the earth holy view Bob bro tell me the rate of me

[04:48:38] You can't read it

[04:48:50] Stop it let's leave that fucking night there for the rest of the game. Our next play is pretty forcing we did go

[04:48:56] Hey, yeah, chat. Let me know good good vibes

[04:49:03] Holy shit wait, so is the earth flat or is it round?

[04:49:09] Wait just right-click tab and click

[04:49:12] If he moves this pawn at any point in time it's game over

[04:49:17] Okay, I like that outlaw good good outlaw good boy

[04:49:26] Wait, how do I do this brother? I'm seeing oh there we go

[04:49:33] Let me cook

[04:49:34] But if I do across the threshold there we go entering the earth's atmosphere wait when I take the earth

[04:49:41] 400,000 feet traveling 34,800 feet per second

[04:49:50] Wait, so do you think this shit's real or fakes time to splash down 13 minutes have seconds

[04:49:56] You the green screen and then the very next play out wait the Sun

[04:49:59] How is there a Sun? I thought the Sun is not on Earth. Wait, oh now it goes blue. Right.

[04:50:08] Right. Right. Right. This will be a six minute blackout period. A six minute blackout period.

[04:50:17] Yeah. Fuck you, NASA. Fuck you, bro. NASA's literally not real. Six minutes of off-camera fucking

[04:50:27] Are we dead ass? I guess that's fair play

[04:50:45] It's on fire and from

[04:50:49] Aircraft in the vicinity of the splashdown zone this view of integrity

[04:50:54] Guys, me and Layz did a little bit of off stream mining on our Minecraft let's play and we have full Netherite on us.

[04:51:01] Don't ask questions.

[04:51:03] Yeah, we like, we only fit a little bit. We both have a full kit.

[04:51:08] Since they're launched.

[04:51:09] Nothing much.

[04:51:10] Yeah, and then we built a beacon and then we got the dragon head in our base too.

[04:51:15] But don't worry, we're still waiting for like the...

[04:51:18] Level 30 everything.

[04:51:20] Yeah, we got the Anvil, Max Books, Villagers.

[04:51:23] until the end of the block out period

[04:51:28] Time to splash down 11 minutes 33 fine with saffing this night guys. Here's what's gonna happen

[04:51:36] if he takes I

[04:51:38] Move face cam. Okay. Ever. I got you. Hey look just had to open up my window real quick. Well, guess what?

[04:51:49] I look you want to go buy a penny board today. Oh, I love

[04:51:53] but now we take his bishop.

[04:51:57] Okay board.

[04:51:58] And now we cook.

[04:52:02] Wait, Jeezy's looking goaded.

[04:52:04] Well because that looking is too weird.

[04:52:06] Hold on, look at this movie he's doing chat.

[04:52:08] It depends what he moves to.

[04:52:10] The landing and support officer reports that the P3

[04:52:12] has acquisition on integrity.

[04:52:14] If that file opens up,

[04:52:16] he doesn't even move his look.

[04:52:18] Oh no, he doesn't have to move his look.

[04:52:20] I'm really stupid, I'm very out of touch.

[04:52:22] in this blackout period of plasma buildup around LOL.

[04:52:30] LOL, bro.

[04:52:34] Literally, literally.

[04:52:34] Dude, LOL, bro.

[04:52:36] Blackout period, but now we're going to use AI?

[04:52:39] OK.

[04:52:42] Guess we didn't see that coming.

[04:52:44] Maybe I should check my VAL shop real quick.

[04:52:46] Wait, he just sold.

[04:52:48] Jigs he just sold.

[04:52:51] Wait, Onage is sold!

[04:52:58] Wait, how many viewers do they have on YouTube?

[04:53:01] NASA.

[04:53:02] Oh my god, I forgot about that.

[04:53:03] How many viewers?

[04:53:09] What?

[04:53:10] They're saying 67 million.

[04:53:14] What the hell?

[04:53:16] A million, 2.2 million.

[04:53:18] It's all bots, who cares?

[04:53:19] second left in the lockout period. Time to splash down. Nine minutes, 35 seconds.

[04:53:26] Oh, a new Val shop in two minutes by the way.

[04:53:29] Nobody cares, bro. I'm a 23 year old man. You want me to play Valorant? That game is

[04:53:33] meant for fucking e-daters and pedophiles. No, in between.

[04:53:37] Can't just play Valorant.

[04:53:39] Notice how you didn't do that.

[04:53:41] Yeah, I don't fucking need it in that. That should just be a fucking given.

[04:53:45] But I don't, I fall into those categories.

[04:53:47] Right, bro. I know Gideon was on you. Yeah, I paid him off

[04:53:58] Holy shit, he says 30 seconds cooked

[04:54:09] What's a meme that got lost recently

[04:54:15] Is six seven bigger than tongue tongue tour

[04:54:17] dude not anymore I mean I don't know actually we're still in the blackout

[04:54:23] period for a low key chop chin chop chin chop chin it's gotta go from the

[04:54:30] My god, I love that

[04:54:34] We miss you chin

[04:54:49] Wait, that's an emo to chop shit in my day. How is there an emo for everything?

[04:55:00] is clean has no vision of anything.

[04:55:02] TMI has 54 seconds.

[04:55:03] We're standing by for communications from the crew.

[04:55:06] We should be out of the blackout period

[04:55:08] less than a minute from now.

[04:55:09] Wait, how did you?

[04:55:10] What?

[04:55:11] OK.

[04:55:12] OK.

[04:55:14] Are they listening to you?

[04:55:15] That's check.

[04:55:21] That's check.

[04:55:23] Wait, Jason got that.

[04:55:24] It is a draw.

[04:55:25] I'm so confused.

[04:55:28] Oh, that's why.

[04:55:30] He's actually go to it. We want the chest tournament. How does he know how to

[04:55:39] $100,000 chest tournament? We want chest. Whatever dude. Oh my god. Whatever dude.

[04:55:52] to show his ass, no no no no, levy said he's gonna show his ass, levy said he's gonna show

[04:55:58] his ass.

[04:55:59] Why is he looking that up?

[04:56:00] That's actually a freaky fucking frog, anyways let's go into NASA here, we got comms coming

[04:56:05] in from our people over at NASA, let's go tap it right now, operator lays can you hear

[04:56:10] us?

[04:56:11] Uh yep, we are here at the HQ and I am hearing ya, we're just probably gonna be having to

[04:56:18] We're going to stay at a hold of nothing for the next five minutes, but we're going to

[04:56:21] say that in the next, uh, give this a...

[04:56:24] I don't know if it's that number three at this time.

[04:56:28] Alright, let me, uh, come back right to you.

[04:56:30] I see a little bit going on at the Michigan Troll Center right now.

[04:56:32] Is that you over there coming down?

[04:56:34] It looks like we might be getting off you.

[04:56:36] Am I on it?

[04:56:37] Am I on it?

[04:56:38] Alright, can you explain to us what's going on right now up there?

[04:56:41] Uh, yes.

[04:56:42] Right now we're coming in at a really, really fast speed and all the fucking shit in your

[04:56:47] We are coming in hot!

[04:56:52] I'll tell you that, we are coming in hot!

[04:56:54] Hold on, got a brace!

[04:56:55] You are trajectory is nominal and your recovery...

[04:56:59] How are you doing up there, are you good?

[04:57:01] We're recovering, recovering, recovering.

[04:57:04] We're getting really weird, we're recovering now.

[04:57:07] It's probably going to be starting to land here soon.

[04:57:09] Check, got it.

[04:57:11] We'll cheer from the viewing room here at Mission Control.

[04:57:13] Check. Got it. I don't understand you.

[04:57:15] We're in the viewing room right now, watching over.

[04:57:19] Seeing you come in at a little fast speed.

[04:57:22] Hold tight. You might be feeling a little bit of jute work.

[04:57:25] Here we go.

[04:57:27] Hold tight.

[04:57:29] Hold tight.

[04:57:31] Hold tight.

[04:57:38] Hold tight.

[04:57:40] Hold tight.

[04:57:43] Oh my god.

[04:57:44] Ranged to splash down 19 nautical miles.

[04:57:47] Oh shit!

[04:57:48] We're coming in now!

[04:57:50] Oh fuck! Can you see our beam? We're flashing it down now! Can you see it?

[04:57:54] Yeah, can you see our beam?

[04:57:55] Looks like a Gartha fucking Urgence, hold on.

[04:57:59] They're coming down.

[04:58:00] They're traveling through the crack apart right now.

[04:58:03] Alright, what do you see outside? Do you see anything?

[04:58:07] White!

[04:58:08] Wow, it is white right now. It is a lot of white.

[04:58:11] Looks really weird.

[04:58:13] Alright, we got over view.

[04:58:15] Integrity impact to the chamber controller fail is no CAB-1 views of the shoot.

[04:58:20] This is all fucking fake news, low key.

[04:58:23] Look at this shit, bro. How does it look that small?

[04:58:26] It's fucking fake news, bro. This is all fake.

[04:58:29] We're processing good data through the GPS system.

[04:58:32] A good view of integrity. Time to splash down four and a half minutes.

[04:58:35] Lacked out for five minutes? Sus.

[04:58:39] Actually sus

[04:58:42] So that view of integrity from the WB-57

[04:58:56] It's all fake dude, it looks like a fucking butt plug

[04:59:02] Actually, I don't think that's what they're inside of though

[04:59:05] They are aren't they in that chat the pyros are armed for forward-baked covered jettison, but they're not in there

[04:59:15] What they are in that wait, how are they not how are they not throw up?

[04:59:24] Good this is fucking what is the g-force on this that's what I was thinking

[04:59:29] I was thinking, that's when I was thinking that the first series of parachutes-

[04:59:32] Uh oh, yes, you start working, uh oh.

[04:59:33] And we're on droves.

[04:59:34] No, Ron, you don't do the parachutes this early.

[04:59:36] And we're still on visual too.

[04:59:37] Wait, wait, uh oh.

[04:59:39] Uh oh, uh oh.

[04:59:40] Wait.

[04:59:41] Oh no, oh no, we're going fast.

[04:59:42] We're still going really fast.

[04:59:43] Oh my god, we're going really fast.

[04:59:45] Wait!

[04:59:46] We're going fast.

[04:59:47] We're going fast.

[04:59:48] We're going with pilot parachutes that will pull the main chutes.

[04:59:50] How do we know the speed though?

[04:59:51] I don't know.

[04:59:52] I don't know.

[04:59:53] It looks pretty quick though.

[04:59:54] Wait, where are we?

[04:59:56] I can't tell how far up we are.

[04:59:58] No, we're in Montana right now.

[05:00:00] Is it?

[05:00:01] What?

[05:00:02] Yeah, yeah.

[05:00:03] You think this shit's real, bro?

[05:00:04] I feel like it's his-

[05:00:05] Perfect Descent.

[05:00:06] Yeah, dude.

[05:00:07] Let's-

[05:00:08] Let's form that club real quick.

[05:00:09] No, get us!

[05:00:10] Get us!

[05:00:11] You know what they-

[05:00:12] You think they went to space?

[05:00:13] What you think, Gabe?

[05:00:14] What-

[05:00:15] What would be a point of luck?

[05:00:16] Because-

[05:00:17] They distract us.

[05:00:18] Yes, because Epstein.

[05:00:20] I think so.

[05:00:21] You think I'm trolling, I'm serious.

[05:00:22] I don't think they've been too-

[05:00:23] They distract us.

[05:00:24] You're telling me they just-

[05:00:25] Wait, all of a sudden camera?

[05:00:26] Great quality!

[05:00:27] quality

[05:00:29] still on drugs

[05:00:32] He's gonna say not my clip

[05:00:37] Wait, hold on you're ahead of me what's you mean watch and twist?

[05:00:49] No, no, they need to play some more they got a lot of pairings

[05:00:57] Now they're out of my story beacon has been activated on integrity cherry beacon integrity activated

[05:01:04] And we have three good main shoots

[05:01:06] Are they landing in the snow? Yeah, good three main shoes briefing good

[05:01:14] So let me get this straight agent we went to the what's that's what's that the moon in

[05:01:19] 1970 right landed on the moon, but apparently orbiting the moon is the farthest we've ever been at mankind and they just decided to go around it

[05:01:27] Before this man has went, technically we sent like problems out to like the end of the...

[05:01:32] Whatever you say bro.

[05:01:33] Whatever you say.

[05:01:34] You're part of the fucking, you're sus, now I'm sus on you, okay?

[05:01:38] Dude, I believe in science, does that make me sus?

[05:01:42] Hale and Hardy on board.

[05:01:45] Wow.

[05:01:46] Time to splash down one minute, fifteen seconds.

[05:01:49] That's a perfect ascent.

[05:01:50] You hear that?

[05:01:51] Perfect ascent, but they had a five minute blackout period.

[05:01:54] Interesting.

[05:01:55] yeah what do you think was happening in blackout

[05:01:57] um... fixing all the green screen fixing all the a i

[05:01:59] yeah

[05:02:02] we want to pull it

[05:02:03] we're about to complete a journey

[05:02:05] spanning six hundred ninety four thousand four hundred eighty one miles

[05:02:08] oh my god

[05:02:09] from this launch

[05:02:11] from the Kennedy space right back up to the first

[05:02:14] and it's gonna fall on us

[05:02:15] oh see

[05:02:20] what if they just go

[05:02:20] oh my god

[05:02:21] and they just started falling like free falling like spinning

[05:02:25] They're technically doing that right now.

[05:02:26] Wait, so how do they not die from how fast it's going though?

[05:02:30] That's a good-ass question, bro.

[05:02:31] How do they not disintegrate into a bunch of different-

[05:02:33] Whoa!

[05:02:33] What is that?

[05:02:34] What is that?

[05:02:34] It has machine guns attached!

[05:02:37] What is that?

[05:02:39] Oh, you know what it is?

[05:02:40] You know what it is?

[05:02:41] It's like, you know how like a blimp?

[05:02:43] It's probably trying to center the-

[05:02:45] Oh!

[05:02:47] Oh, he's trying to aim.

[05:02:48] It's trying to center the-

[05:02:49] Yeah, it's controlling the feet.

[05:02:51] Oh, it's propulsion.

[05:02:53] It's like thrusters.

[05:02:54] Yes, I love when I read my chat

[05:02:58] Of course yes

[05:03:00] No, realistically though

[05:03:02] This hat this can't be wrote because how do those parachutes not tangle?

[05:03:06] True, and then also why is it black and white? I'm a little confused on this

[05:03:11] Like it said like how do you even find a thermal scope with this much zoom?

[05:03:15] But now it's perfect

[05:03:16] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, that's what I'm saying like where are they like is this the fucking ocean?

[05:03:20] Like what am I looking at?

[05:03:22] well it's a blue screen blue screen instead of a green screen they understood

[05:03:27] me huh wait they're under the water

[05:03:31] wait what water is this if there's no way I know I know or sharks

[05:03:46] Pages of Jules Verne to a modern day. What is this a new chapter of the exploration of our celestial labor is complete

[05:03:54] integrity's astronauts back on earth I

[05:04:00] Don't know about this

[05:04:03] Open that thing. I know Epstein's in there

[05:04:06] Yeah, they just

[05:04:08] went crazy

[05:04:11] Deploying the crew module

[05:04:13] Well, just came by an eight orientation a perfect bullseye splashdown for integrity in its four astronauts

[05:04:20] Wait, that's still water

[05:04:22] Yeah, this water

[05:04:25] Was that

[05:04:27] What the fuck is that?

[05:04:38] What are chat when do they go back out there? What when are they rematch?

[05:04:42] We talk about

[05:04:44] Because it's supposed to go to base on the moon by like 232

[05:04:48] Um, I don't know gas is going up every second so couldn't tell you

[05:04:53] How much is gas in the right official splash?

[05:04:56] No

[05:04:59] Seconds p.m. Central. Why did you sell your rules for you?

[05:05:02] That would put the end of the mission what I sell it. He's getting another car now

[05:05:08] How do you know what you want? Yeah, I sound crazy, bro. Go ahead. The car is a little boring

[05:05:13] I mean, yeah, sir. You know how does it's electric at the end of the day? It's electric

[05:05:16] No, I know it's like it's like really nice

[05:05:21] Yeah

[05:05:22] Like it's not that I like the Ferrari when I sold it. I was like, man, it was once again

[05:05:26] Yeah, I'm down occurring. Whoa. What is that south of southwest? What are all these dots?

[05:05:31] Is there sharks in the world seven and forty seven wait, but why is this guy?

[05:05:35] But why is this water moving the LDR sus?

[05:05:47] We have you the same we'll meet you over

[05:05:49] you guys doing they don't even know they're paid to be there perfect

[05:05:53] communications established the paint actress agent tell us about it come out

[05:05:58] of the ship and start us up a lot of us wait are you going to the Amazon

[05:06:09] rainforest the fact that I like considering it doesn't that mean on

[05:06:13] card yeah bro wait you know you can wait

[05:06:18] wait you know what they say about the Amazon

[05:06:30] rate for us right you get unlimited amazon twitch bronze right that work

[05:06:50] for you like when you do that do you do niggas give primes or not that's got one

[05:06:53] yeah that's awesome it's awesome five dollars right in the pocket thank you

[05:06:58] Five dollars tax takes 50% then Clancy takes another 50% you made me zero. Thank you

[05:07:04] You know, but at least they don't have to do with ads. Yeah, true

[05:07:08] The water is moving the water well water can't stay still chat. That's one of the properties of water

[05:07:15] We should do a stream trying to ride like a private like like a jet like an actual jet like a jet jet

[05:07:21] Like one of those like Air Force jets and get in it and like they give us like max g-force like top gun

[05:07:26] Okay, we continue to monitor the function. You think you can stream that system? I know the airbags are being inflated to maintain a stable one

[05:07:35] Upright configuration

[05:07:37] I'm good. You know, I'm not a lot. I got plenty G force when I have my Tesla. I'm good off of that overhead. Oh, can I ask you a question?

[05:07:45] Yeah, I was gonna say can we get a little awkward?

[05:07:47] I

[05:07:51] Asked you one question bro. You can just

[05:07:53] Anytime a nigga ask if you need to ask me a question is some bullshit

[05:07:58] Dude earlier today. I saw a tweet and I just wanted to ask what's your opinion on it?

[05:08:05] It's a tweet of a gun showing in DMs of couple

[05:08:09] Bikin and radio. I don't want to say to me. No, I was asking you a question. How do you feel about that?

[05:08:17] 406

[05:08:20] You think streamers should just put the guns down to be friends

[05:08:24] However, the recovery I missed so many plot lines. Who's the signal?

[05:08:28] All right, I'll play guys Reggie sent cup of a DM of him holding a gun

[05:08:37] But me I just think we're all streamers at the end of the day asking for subs bro like

[05:08:43] We don't all ask for cells around I do

[05:08:48] Yeah, we know

[05:08:50] Now you know you know what my take is man

[05:08:53] with each other

[05:08:56] Can't we all be friends bro?

[05:09:00] True

[05:09:05] Hey, I'm up for the top of this

[05:09:08] Not

[05:09:11] Who was that?

[05:09:13] I'm just kidding.

[05:09:14] Bro, who was that?

[05:09:15] It's a baby gun.

[05:09:17] Man, I thought you was like that, bro. I was about to show you mine. I'm not a demon. I'm in California. You come in here

[05:09:24] I can't even shoot you so

[05:09:28] Well, no don't say that

[05:09:31] Of powering down the vehicle. Yeah, I want to test it in the today

[05:09:33] No, the fuck you didn't and you lost to a 12 year old just not

[05:09:37] To be concerned, you know too much game. You know too much

[05:09:41] personnel can approach the vehicle wait so who is NASA gonna raid guys go into

[05:09:52] NASA's chat and ask if they can rate us

[05:09:59] wait hold on chat was this flashdown exciting no we saw their own eyes I know

[05:10:06] well I how y'all feel about it though because I feel like they should have a

[05:10:08] time or some city just came out of nowhere dude yeah like that was a big human moment

[05:10:14] dude like you give us a look we're gonna talk about that in history books in the future

[05:10:20] hell no that was ass integrity back on earth following i mean could i be honest with y'all

[05:10:26] ten i feel like the astronauts could take better pictures out there bro it was uh i just don't

[05:10:30] understand we we have a telescope that could show us crazy pictures of space everything right

[05:10:35] But all of a sudden we're in space and we can't take good pictures. It's a suss to me, bro

[05:10:39] I don't know. Maybe I'm the thinker. I don't know. Yeah, no, that's a good thought. We should build on that. I

[05:10:45] Think you're going somewhere

[05:10:55] How do we know they're alive

[05:10:57] What if there's an alien who killed them, who's pretending to be a human in there?

[05:11:10] You mean to tell me that they was accurate landing and they've just been in the water

[05:11:17] for the past 10 minutes?

[05:11:28] Ooh, ooh.

[05:11:33] Something's sausage-y on.

[05:11:36] Oh, oh.

[05:11:38] The propulsion officer has a few control reports that we have saved the prop system on integrity.

[05:11:43] integrity

[05:11:53] integrity Houston did not call no way are they dead

[05:12:01] Wait, what got me that Houston it might have been on the side radio. So am I

[05:12:06] Wait, do they mean that they don't have communications to them. What does that mean?

[05:12:13] All of the milestones were executed in perfect fashion, integrity entering the Earth's atmosphere,

[05:12:25] right on time, reaching its peak speed shortly after a blackout period began.

[05:12:32] We emerged from the blackout period, but the recovery imagery airborne assets were able

[05:12:40] to pick up uh... integrity's dissent uh... almost immediately through entry

[05:12:44] interface

[05:12:46] tracking of the vehicle all the way down

[05:12:49] and finally you saw the uh... sequence of shoot deployments

[05:12:53] first uh... the forward bay cover being pulled off uh... the top of the vehicle

[05:12:58] by a series of three of the ship coming in

[05:13:00] then uh... the drug shoots

[05:13:02] uh... we're all right that's it like moving at michael's

[05:13:05] What the fuck am I doing?

[05:13:09] Because the carousel...

[05:13:21] Wait, I'm so confused.

[05:13:23] Is Marlon about to save them?

[05:13:31] So...

[05:13:35] I knew that was kind of confused I think it's for us

[05:13:44] Integrity Houston with no joy on SAR and sat phone we'd like you to command an additional

[05:13:52] 15 minutes for a total of 30 minutes power down delay

[05:13:55] Oh my god up to 30 minutes of off-camera mining that's literally bullshit bro

[05:14:04] Yeah, they're either dead.

[05:14:06] All right, Jackie, we just selected P flash and D plus.

[05:14:10] But I got my vote.

[05:14:12] No joy on 30 minute power down.

[05:14:15] Yeah, off stream mining, Ralph.

[05:14:17] Some's I guess you have to cut the camera

[05:14:19] to do whatever you're doing.

[05:14:20] On star radio, please hold on.

[05:14:22] What the fuck is that?

[05:14:25] You look too hot.

[05:14:26] Hey, Jackie, we just got the master diaphragms.

[05:14:28] They're NASA.

[05:14:29] There's nothing.

[05:14:30] Shouldn't be any problem.

[05:14:31] They're forming views, bro.

[05:14:33] I don't know what I'm saying.

[05:14:35] Someone said it takes this long to get off an airplane, too.

[05:14:38] They're actually forming views.

[05:14:44] El NASA in the chat.

[05:14:46] Wait, why is it 30 minutes? They're right there.

[05:14:49] Good view of one of the fast boats.

[05:14:51] integrity Houston, if you are happy with your calm with master diver,

[05:14:55] you can ask their daddy.

[05:14:57] Wait, that should just hit them? Or my tripping?

[05:15:00] Oh.

[05:15:02] Okay, standby. Yeah, we'll confirm here. Oh, they're saying it's too hot

[05:15:09] But how is it too high mission control how is it too hot in the water down of the vehicle what is always cold

[05:15:16] This is like blue water to the recovery teams approaching the spacecraft

[05:15:22] There are no issues with integrity. We've had whatever you saw Marlin swimming in the water

[05:15:32] What is it a TSA?

[05:15:38] I think Duke and Marliners can come out of the water out here short like in the spudge bomb movie how David Hasselhoff came out of the water

[05:15:44] There's plenty of cooling on board integrity

[05:15:47] So there's no rush to begin the power down

[05:15:49] I'm not getting an answer there.

[05:15:54] Yeah.

[05:15:57] Come through.

[05:16:00] Whatever shark comes by pick locks the door.

[05:16:04] Yeah, or breaks the glass.

[05:16:09] Trues.

[05:16:12] This is intense.

[05:16:14] Can we get you out how how is the Artemis not drowning check we can find that water on the ground

[05:16:21] They got balloons that appears so they are hearing us guys five give them for the astronauts right now

[05:16:27] Wait, that's sharks next to them

[05:16:31] No, I do this people using copies and read just to confirm

[05:16:35] Dolphins dude pushing the key on the radio

[05:16:40] That's five big booms

[05:16:42] Nice whatever happens the boom dudes a song in my mind last week

[05:16:51] She is so as we continue sort of communications between integrity and the recovery teams

[05:16:57] They're leading them to safety for the initiation of the power down procedures

[05:17:02] That you see recovery teams are moving towards the side of the capsule

[05:17:07] The next major event will be the erection of that large inflatable

[05:17:23] Yeah, I'm suing you my kids in a watch, right?

[05:17:28] Kids are fucking creeped out

[05:17:32] Integrity Houston for that phone we are going to attempt to call you

[05:17:37] He said the what the erection you heard him wait, what if they what if they call the people inside the tube and all you hear is

[05:18:02] Okay, we copy all and just to confirm

[05:18:07] Touchdown plus 33 zero for power.

[05:18:12] They just said they needed quarantine.

[05:18:16] Oh God, no, it just came from outer space.

[05:18:19] They got a quarantine for a week, man.

[05:18:22] Something's sus, bro.

[05:18:23] They're about to come out there,

[05:18:24] fucking teleporting and shooting laser that.

[05:18:26] Look at this, bro.

[05:18:27] A fucking helicopter.

[05:18:28] Five speedboats.

[05:18:29] Like, holy.

[05:18:31] Yeah, they brought an alien back with them in their low key.

[05:18:34] Yeah.

[05:18:34] Oh, God.

[05:18:34] Something's a little.

[05:18:36] There's an alien.

[05:18:37] Yeah, they're cutting the cameras because they have an alien

[05:18:41] Yeah, to be fair we haven't seen inside in like an hour

[05:18:45] Tell them so they have an alien bro initiate the actual recovery operation. These are the comms are broke

[05:18:51] First the boats or maybe divers on board are NASA's a billion trillion dollar company can get to the moon

[05:18:59] All of a sudden coms are broke. We know that there's a fucking alien in there. That's called the front

[05:19:04] That will be where the astronauts are extracted.

[05:19:08] Welcome home, Jason Tarrant.

[05:19:10] I think they can have a few minutes to get their land legs back.

[05:19:12] Run!

[05:19:13] What?

[05:19:14] Before they're hoisted aboard the Navy helicopters for the flight back to the deck of the USS

[05:19:20] John P. Murther.

[05:19:21] Yeah, I gotta be besties, gang.

[05:19:23] Hey, that, oh, that joke, you can only get away with it if that's your best friend,

[05:19:29] bro.

[05:19:30] Looks like an alien, doves.

[05:19:31] Right, right, right, right, right.

[05:19:32] Right, right, right, right, right.

[05:19:34] What is he trying to do?

[05:19:35] What happened to the YouTube stream?

[05:19:36] As soon as I said pirates, the YouTube stream got sniped.

[05:19:38] What?

[05:19:39] I don't know.

[05:19:40] Yeah, put two and two together, man.

[05:19:48] You know on a real note, like, I'm happy they're safe and good.

[05:19:51] Houston, please don't reply to the DRD.

[05:19:54] You're going to give 250 subs to that message.

[05:19:56] Bro, I'm just saying, though, they could have died.

[05:19:59] You know how dangerous this is?

[05:20:01] look what I'm doing I could have died streaming too like someone I could get a

[05:20:06] heart attack from fucking how much stress I'm going through with all this chat

[05:20:09] messages or if someone does a syntax through your window it'd be fucked

[05:20:17] what if they become the fantastic four not dead ass though what if they're like

[05:20:22] What do they do?

[05:20:24] If this is real.

[05:20:25] All right, damn!

[05:20:32] Hey, man.

[05:20:34] Nigga, it was funny.

[05:20:35] You met someone bigger.

[05:20:37] You know that clip?

[05:20:38] Remember that?

[05:20:39] I do. I see that on TikTok today.

[05:20:40] Yeah, we got to hit one of those.

[05:20:41] Maybe E-pal again?

[05:20:42] Yeah, bro.

[05:20:43] I'm not going to lie.

[05:20:44] That was your peak.

[05:20:45] That was your junior prime.

[05:20:46] What?

[05:20:47] I was like, I fell off there in that era almost pretty much.

[05:20:49] Hell no.

[05:20:50] I don't know nigga that was one of the funniest things you ever said bro.

[05:20:53] What about now?

[05:20:54] I'm pretty fun to know.

[05:20:55] Honestly you haven't said anything so far today to like clips like that clip, you know.

[05:21:01] So you think that it's over for me?

[05:21:03] Should I retire?

[05:21:04] Nah, nah I don't retire.

[05:21:06] Just like...

[05:21:07] Fall off again and then come up?

[05:21:09] Yeah, go through another depression and you know go to bed.

[05:21:11] For a third time.

[05:21:13] Thanks bro.

[05:21:14] Yeah, bro.

[05:21:15] Anytime.

[05:21:16] What do you think those rare balloons are on the- what the fuck?

[05:21:19] Fuck what are we looking at this they're doing some no way he was shooting from this far the whole time

[05:21:26] Like I don't understand why don't they have like an IRL backpack or something that just go on

[05:21:30] This is mission control Houston. He was recorded from that far the entire fucking time communications between integrity and

[05:21:37] The recovery team that is basically standing by very close to the spacecraft

[05:21:43] We're going to go to the deck of the USS John P. Murtha

[05:21:46] where Megan Cruz is standing by with Administrator Jared Isaacman.

[05:21:57] Hey, Rob. Yeah, just to be able to be here on the ship to be able to share and experience this moment with the woman.

[05:22:04] And of course, as you just said, here with NASA Administrator Jared Isaacman, Administrator, how did you feel getting to witness this and seeing NASA at its best?

[05:22:12] Oh, I mean, I'm honestly, I'm still at a loss for words. I mean, you know, like the childhood Jared right now can't believe what I just saw. I mean, almost been

[05:22:20] Who the fuck is this guy?

[05:22:22] Oh, give a fuck!

[05:22:24] This is NASA administrator, I just couldn't be more than

[05:22:26] Show the fucking rocket shit shit

[05:22:28] What is this? John NASA? I don't care.

[05:22:32] He's probably like the most important guy.

[05:22:36] Yeah, I'm probably grateful too for our teams here.

[05:22:40] Head of NASA

[05:22:52] Wait, why would the head of NASA not be on the plane?

[05:23:02] No troll I wonder

[05:23:10] Historic mission to the moon and back

[05:23:13] What the fuck

[05:23:15] It's China doing space wise. They got a lock in bro. They can't keep claiming number two

[05:23:20] They haven't said nobody outer space in mad long bro. What if they're okay?

[05:23:25] So let me think that was advocate what if the planning

[05:23:28] I'm going to the moon for real because we have it and they know something that we don't that we actually haven't gone

[05:23:33] Maybe they're gonna be the first to actually go to the moon

[05:23:36] something like you know like in football where they keep their best

[05:23:40] play to like to play off and they bust it out in like the red zone maybe they're

[05:23:44] just waiting bro maybe they got the technology they're just waiting

[05:23:47] wait they're saying if we go to space you can lose weight

[05:23:52] I mean this is not a once in a lifetime what you hear some kind of ass

[05:23:55] you eat less you could lose weight too

[05:23:57] my food's better be on 30 minutes

[05:23:59] I just ate an hour ago

[05:24:03] I find that you can order a dintype phone on fucking board ASH.

[05:24:07] China sends people to orbit all the time, they're also about to make a miniature sun on Earth.

[05:24:13] Alright bro, Niggas is making stars on Earth now. Okay.

[05:24:17] Is it true that when your body dies and you turn it to ashes through a microscope and you look like stars? I read that somewhere.

[05:24:24] What? I swear, look at me.

[05:24:26] Where did you read that?

[05:24:28] Tiktok comment?

[05:24:30] Yeah, but then I looked it up and then it looks real like look up

[05:24:35] I don't know how to wear this ashes under a microscope on April 20th

[05:24:39] You can I Google that you're right if you become a billionaire would you go to outer space?

[05:24:44] If I became a billionaire, there's only two things one. I need a good way on my money because I don't want to be done

[05:24:48] I'm sure I become a pedophile and at the same time we got to start getting ready for three amazing

[05:24:56] That is not a clip I thought she was gonna form goodness

[05:25:00] I

[05:25:05] That's what most billionaires do they either fucking become better miles

[05:25:10] What's your question

[05:25:25] No

[05:25:30] into a nine hundred million. By every single Lamborghini, Aventador, SVJs, I can make the

[05:25:39] market skyrocket and then I resell all of them for triple the price so that I can make

[05:25:44] another hundred million back. Okay, now you got eight hundred million left. After I have

[05:25:51] eight hundred million

[05:25:55] Probably by an island

[05:26:03] You have 700 million months now that I have an island

[05:26:15] I would

[05:26:17] Don't know bro like what do you do with a billion dollars? Does anyone even have a billion liquid like I feel like most billionaires

[05:26:23] They don't have a billion

[05:26:27] But my question is

[05:26:29] My question is when you become a billionaire

[05:26:33] Why go from one money? I know that sounds stupid, but like right it's a miracle people don't think you're like

[05:26:40] Retarded like genuinely like

[05:26:42] Like you say so many retarded things that like it's like overwhelming. Okay, if you had a billion dollars

[05:26:50] Liquid liquid. Okay. Do you still make more? Do you still try to make more money?

[05:26:57] Niggah, I would stop at a hundred million we're listed from how do you want out of a hundred mil?

[05:27:01] You don't you can't yes exactly. So once you get a hundred how do these

[05:27:06] Artists run out of money or not artists. How do these athletes run out of money like actually though?

[05:27:10] No, no, all you have to do is take literally $10 million and you could forever never be

[05:27:19] broke ever again.

[05:27:20] Not even.

[05:27:21] You can do $5 million to never be broken again.

[05:27:22] Yeah, you get $5 million.

[05:27:24] What just happened?

[05:27:25] Did you see that?

[05:27:26] Yeah, I did.

[05:27:27] There's some stuff going on.

[05:27:28] Dude, as soon as John asks to stop talking.

[05:27:34] Told you.

[05:27:35] Drugs and gambling?

[05:27:36] I don't understand.

[05:27:37] No, gambling.

[05:27:38] I don't know. Can't can't lose a hundred million

[05:27:44] Whatever camera lens he has I want to buy that

[05:27:48] bro, he doesn't

[05:27:50] Damn

[05:27:51] No, but my thing is my thing is brother if you invent like how much money do you need to live the rest of your life perfectly?

[05:27:57] Like this

[05:27:59] Like to live a fun life, too. I feel like you could do with five million dollars. No, you do it

[05:28:03] I

[05:28:05] Think like fun is then you don't have to think about money

[05:28:12] Around a 10 mil game is hard bro like you can like it looks like you're 20

[05:28:23] Easily make like a hundred or 200k

[05:28:26] Yeah, I feel like if you're 10 million and you don't want at least two million dollar crib now home

[05:28:30] That's half of the five gone right like now you got three mill left to play with and then you invest the five

[05:28:36] You know so you will get an SVJ boom

[05:28:41] Then I probably then I probably get like fucking

[05:28:45] 918 spider odd be over I'd run out of money or another M down so now you got a couple of those low key

[05:28:51] It's over. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, and then I probably ask for unlimited food from Dorn Ash

[05:28:57] How much money is that?

[05:28:58] That's so we are standing by they should give that away on God

[05:29:03] Dora should offer like for five million dollars unlimited food. I would buy it. I would buy it

[05:29:12] How you unlimited food for the rest of your life, that's actually not even bad five million dollars

[05:29:16] The company's not around like five years

[05:29:21] They don't make money and they just sit there fucking farming new rounds of investment

[05:29:24] They don't make money bro. Excuse me sir. If you want to join the call

[05:29:28] each crew member will be hoisted in sequential fashion in alternating fashion

[05:29:34] two crew members for each helicopter will fully turn around to head back to the

[05:29:39] Turkey Murtha once on the deck of the ship they'll be brought into medical

[05:29:44] bay for medical exams but Reed Wiseman has reported several times that the crew

[05:29:50] is in excellent shape wait excuse these chats looking mad I don't think they like

[05:29:55] you. You don't take us. I don't

[05:30:03] you see. Why does your chat

[05:30:08] hate us. You know you know.

[05:30:12] You know. It's not long time no

[05:30:17] talk man. This is the least

[05:30:18] video. It has been. No it's

[05:30:23] Baller League no s okay, thank you for the correction

[05:30:37] You say fuck ampy

[05:30:40] When you got you did when you got eliminated in a video where you guys shot my six other people

[05:30:46] Oh shit, okay, I did say that

[05:30:48] Well in the spirit of competing though right it was

[05:30:54] It was an empty guys over there. They were targeting me as it's fucked in P in that way not fucking PSO

[05:31:01] But everybody but everybody got eliminated got targeted X you the only one to say fuck somebody

[05:31:08] But I'm also the only guy who's targeted by that many people

[05:31:12] That's not that's not true at all. That's not true at all. You made yourself a target. You played bad strategy

[05:31:17] Well, how do you make results out of it?

[05:31:19] Because once you get shot once by anybody, I think DDG shot you, it makes sense to just dog pile on a person's shot so that you don't get...

[05:31:27] That was a strike, that's what everybody did.

[05:31:29] Once you got shot, everybody who just lay on an SQC, he's going to be one of the five eliminated.

[05:31:33] That's just strats, game. That's not a reason to say fuck anybody.

[05:31:37] Yeah, yeah, yeah, but when did I misplane that way then?

[05:31:41] You know what I mean?

[05:31:43] Regardless, once you get shot once is GG. You know what I'm saying? I shot courage. I was the first one to shoot courage

[05:31:48] Who the fuck is courage?

[05:31:51] And once I shot courage, everybody else shot courage. Courage was eliminated

[05:31:56] You didn't say fuck agent

[05:31:58] Whoa

[05:32:00] That's the guy with the Fortnite skin, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I actually was good

[05:32:04] Yeah, and they didn't know you were right, Ted! You were right!

[05:32:07] Damn this nigga saying we're bi!

[05:32:09] What?

[05:32:10] I fucked up adding on my back here. Oh my god. Listen. This is my

[05:32:17] I

[05:32:20] Investigations you always do and go check

[05:32:24] I

[05:32:25] Did do all that I didn't but you guys I gotta say though yes, I know I saw business though

[05:32:31] No, no, no, no, you did it. He was eliminated when you said it you if you saw me you would have said it when we're in a box

[05:32:37] box. That's standing on business.

[05:32:39] If you said when you're using a box for us,

[05:32:41] I'd be like, damn, X's standing on business.

[05:32:42] But if I did that, then you used what a target would be,

[05:32:44] and then you would have a reason for it.

[05:32:45] You was getting targeted anyway.

[05:32:46] You know what you did?

[05:32:47] You did the equivalent of talking shit once the game was over.

[05:32:50] Yo.

[05:32:51] No, no, no.

[05:32:52] But the game was still on the whole time, though.

[05:32:54] I can't tell if it's true.

[05:32:55] You said once you stepped out the line, X,

[05:32:58] you would have nicked out weights till round 12,

[05:33:00] Valorant, to say, ah, ah, ah.

[05:33:03] Valorant, no.

[05:33:04] You fuck you, fuck this person.

[05:33:06] You did this, you did that.

[05:33:08] Okay, genuinely, I was gonna come to this call

[05:33:12] and I was more on like, I'm on the chill side with y'all,

[05:33:16] but now I'm gonna bring this up wrong on all points, wrong.

[05:33:21] You guys, not only did you guys target me,

[05:33:24] but in every shot you guys hit,

[05:33:26] you guys make some faces, some noises,

[05:33:28] and some shots at me.

[05:33:30] Who shot you?

[05:33:31] Um, then you know, and you did a pop, pop, pop, pop, God, I'm God and then you looked

[05:33:39] at me with the mean eyes like, like, like, like, like I stole his car.

[05:33:42] Like we love it for, we love it for, you got shot five times.

[05:33:46] And then did you do all that, right?

[05:33:49] And then nobody else to amp.

[05:33:51] That's the answer game.

[05:33:52] No, no, but then the orbiters, then the orbiters did that.

[05:33:56] And if you guys are going to claim the W out of the orbiters, then you need to claim a

[05:34:00] responsibility for over you guys have a lot of orbiters look at my dick writers if you said it if you said it if you said it

[05:34:06] In the box then you did stay on business, but I keep it above you bro

[05:34:09] I heard you talking to somebody else in the corner

[05:34:13] I got who was it might have been nick a 30 about amp

[05:34:17] I forgot what it might not have been a but you talking to somebody in the corner

[05:34:21] And I heard just a amp's name and what you essentially were saying was they're gonna vote together

[05:34:25] We're just you we're gonna vote together

[05:34:27] But then if you're gonna make this a target, why would we not eliminate you?

[05:34:30] No, no, no, no, no, that is so incorrect. You have no idea how you're

[05:34:35] No, no, no, I already I already had four shots at that point

[05:34:39] No, no, no, no, no, this is before you ever got shot. This is before you got shot. It's right. Okay. No

[05:34:45] Mr. Beast

[05:34:46] Mr. Beast released the footage

[05:34:48] Oh, oh, I will text my now. So I so I get you say you say you've never heard

[05:34:54] You never said you never said the word amp before you got shot once I I was recording it at the time

[05:34:59] So I think of the footage what I was saying is do that

[05:35:02] I mean because I need to use an ally because I was talking to y'all and some of you guys

[05:35:07] And I say who me also other that you guys were not gonna shoot me and we're making some allies

[05:35:12] Raka actually also said he was gonna not gonna shoot me and he broke and he didn't this is laser

[05:35:18] Understanding and it's

[05:35:24] That's what you say you say but for ampi and for cdg and we but that's what you said

[05:35:29] But only one person ampi shot you one and two you wasn't just a target from ampi was a target

[05:35:36] Hold on pause the reality is there's some people that

[05:35:47] Bro like how do I always do this

[05:35:49] every shot was an orbit

[05:35:52] Able

[05:36:01] Recognize the strat in that round was if somebody gets shot just keep shooting them to the ring

[05:36:05] Yeah, I didn't get a shot. Once you got shot once that means you were the target. Yes. It isn't that simple

[05:36:12] Okay, I understand I understand that you

[05:36:14] You're the only perspective when you're there, right?

[05:36:18] So since I'm the one that was getting shot at, I never had one down.

[05:36:21] There were already four people that had shot on them before I got shot.

[05:36:26] Four people to be eliminated, right?

[05:36:28] So I was safe for the longest time until out of nowhere, then it shoots me, and it starts

[05:36:35] to do all the charade, straight out.

[05:36:38] Okay, so that means five other people shot you and you got a little.

[05:36:42] But then it was still you guys' group and your orbiters.

[05:36:45] That's still you guys.

[05:36:47] Like, it's just you can't be upset

[05:36:49] that you got shot in a game where niggas had to get shot.

[05:36:52] No, no, no, no.

[05:36:53] I think you got it all wrong.

[05:36:54] I think getting a shot was actually part of the game.

[05:36:56] And I was actually a good sportsman.

[05:36:58] Bro, I wish you city footage.

[05:37:00] I was a good sportsman the whole time

[05:37:01] until they did the whole faces, the whole weird call out,

[05:37:05] the whole chachalabra.

[05:37:06] The staple of me, the staple is like, bro.

[05:37:10] We don't care about it.

[05:37:11] We just not listen.

[05:37:13] Bro, if it's just a game, it's just better than funny.

[05:37:15] But let me get all the books.

[05:37:17] Let me use the two of them.

[05:37:20] Let me use the two of them.

[05:37:21] Let me use me as an example.

[05:37:23] I went to get courage out, because courage eliminated me

[05:37:25] in the tournament months before.

[05:37:26] And he won $100,000, right?

[05:37:29] And I said, I bet I told my channels to get courage out.

[05:37:31] I told courage I was going to get courage out.

[05:37:33] I shot courage, right?

[05:37:35] Then like, seven other people started shooting courage

[05:37:37] after I shot courage.

[05:37:38] The courage didn't say flunk, age.

[05:37:41] Okay.

[05:37:42] I started it.

[05:37:43] I started it, but he didn't say it.

[05:37:45] And then after I started it.

[05:37:46] But if he did, it'd be fine.

[05:37:48] If he said it, it'd be fine.

[05:37:50] Not really?

[05:37:51] No, it wouldn't.

[05:37:52] Why not?

[05:37:53] Look, because when I shot him,

[05:37:54] his friends tried to get back.

[05:37:55] Nick A-30 tried to shoot me, he missed.

[05:37:58] Well, it went but Nick A-30.

[05:38:02] No, I didn't say it.

[05:38:03] I think, I'm 100% against you on this.

[05:38:07] I think I think he said it fuck agent. It would have been 100% fine. You don't agree with that. Let's just go bro

[05:38:14] No, no, no, it's not look you can say fuck cool. Whatever. Let's let's pretend like this is banter, right?

[05:38:22] Then you say

[05:38:24] anybody

[05:38:27] Okay, you have it you have it all wrong. You have it all wrong

[05:38:30] You can clearly see 100% as the interactions were initially, but they in focus.

[05:38:40] Then everyone was lashing out and I was just swinging around because it's funny one into

[05:38:46] its content.

[05:38:47] You're chipping, you're chipping, you're chipping, you're chipping, you're chipping.

[05:38:52] Everybody that got shot was easy targets.

[05:38:54] It made sense to compile on an easy targets to stay alive in that round.

[05:38:58] Fact that for sure the first person shot was to Dan Clancy. That was the easiest target

[05:39:02] Everybody was gonna agree with that. So you were just top five easiest targets. Okay, let me my 95 five true

[05:39:12] No reason to say fuck AP game. That's all I'm trying to say. You can't just go ahead, bro

[05:39:16] Oh, you know what you you want me? Okay? I wasn't gonna go there but now I'm gonna go there cuz you know now now

[05:39:21] That's not this but the first shot. I think was either

[05:39:28] The rescue and the niggas from the ship right now

[05:39:50] Now me too, I think most importantly

[05:39:52] We brought the internet date, the safety of an astronaut for the most important thing.

[05:39:56] The VPR test.

[05:40:05] Bro low key chat, I didn't know that there was these, bro. Am I a fucking burger?

[05:40:12] I hate how every streamer egos each other. Why can't we all just be fucking friends, man?

[05:40:19] be erected so that the hatch can be opened and the core members extracted from integrity.

[05:40:24] Yeah, I didn't know there was beef by the way in my bath.

[05:40:27] One by one.

[05:40:28] Yeah, you do.

[05:40:29] You just go, oh, God, I did.

[05:40:30] Oh, God, I did.

[05:40:31] It's not beef.

[05:40:32] I just, like, I haven't talked to him since then.

[05:40:34] So I swear to God, I didn't lose.

[05:40:37] We just said he was watching the ad.

[05:40:39] I don't care enough to farm like that.

[05:40:42] That's not even good for him.

[05:40:43] I didn't even say a word.

[05:40:44] It's not even beef, Ron.

[05:40:46] It's just the last thing he said about us.

[05:40:49] was just a lot so I'm not going to see you in a minute

[05:40:53] or two and then I'm going to destroy you.

[05:40:55] Nine days, one hour, 32 minutes, and 15 seconds.

[05:40:57] I swear I'm not rage-vaining.

[05:41:00] I fucking, I forgot.

[05:41:02] You think I pay attention to all streamers fucking beef?

[05:41:05] This ain't fake re-entry.

[05:41:10] Bro, what the fuck?

[05:41:11] What is this fake tape?

[05:41:13] I

[05:41:16] Kind of

[05:41:18] God, bro, we're supposed to have fun watch this

[05:41:21] now some

[05:41:23] No, it was good. It was good buffered so

[05:41:26] The boat can get there bro

[05:41:29] Whole time they were waiting for this boat to get here. Yeah, I think it's not even I don't understand this

[05:41:34] So is the fucking rocket on fire? I'm confused. I think the rocket's too hot so they had to wait

[05:41:43] I

[05:41:47] Know but you remember they had a plasma shield and plasma shields are always really hot

[05:41:56] Wait, how did you lose the chest shit by the way, I thought you were good

[05:42:06] Andrea told me to watch you verse the 12 year old and I saw you lose

[05:42:12] Cuz he was a demon bro. He lied. He told me he was ass. I think it was a demon. He was what?

[05:42:17] He was like 1900. He low. He was a demon. I'm wood three apparently. That's fair. Tell me I have 300

[05:42:22] Yeah, I think I'm with you. I think I had 200 you know I

[05:42:28] Was praying it puts you in my lobby fuck

[05:42:32] Oh

[05:42:34] They're doing hazard checks before they inflate the stairs for the hatch. Oh, I should have known that

[05:42:38] yeah yeah honest honest mistake there hating on a 12-year-old is crazy

[05:42:47] we don't need a fuck bro he's too good bro not he's too good bro fuck him

[05:42:53] why am I losing to a 12-year-old bro I'm a fucking burger that's why what's the

[05:43:01] creepiest thing that you could see in the Amazon rainforest today what if you

[05:43:05] find the tower of gold is not in there now in Amazon you could you could this

[05:43:12] the creepiest thing no can't you find a golden temple I'm not even kidding it's

[05:43:16] not like a thing no that's like Peru that's like peruding oh no it's the

[05:43:19] forest right Chad I know but the jungles spread across like a lot of

[05:43:24] different countries that's a pretty what if you see an end of conduct that's

[05:43:28] pretty dope you know you should do all the jokes aside it'd be so fucking hard

[05:43:33] But you should try to take a scientist take them to the Amazon rainforest and not in stream to you discover a new flower

[05:43:40] Oh my god, we're new species. Yeah

[05:43:44] Continuing to get excellent views

[05:43:48] Assets how to see in the Pacific of integrity we continue to get good report

[05:43:53] That's actually a better idea. It's probably would take months

[05:43:59] No issues

[05:44:01] Now there are there are but you know flowers also species that have a qualified in these cases porch to be erected understand

[05:44:07] We have no hazardous. I probably died before I come back. We have no

[05:44:14] Not a guy they got a check the hazard game

[05:44:19] There was no

[05:44:22] My chance

[05:44:31] of recovery

[05:44:36] Wait, how did their balloons

[05:44:38] suck back in

[05:44:40] Hey, what's interesting parachute reusable parachutes. That's fire divers and Navy flight

[05:44:45] It's worth the time out. Look the the bold and other recovery personnel who have trained for several years

[05:44:52] That not where the parachute for every process. They're worth. I was with the person all 40 of them

[05:44:57] Yeah, did they have like 10 parachutes?

[05:44:59] and it got all type of Navy seals and shit on that boat, bro.

[05:45:03] There's a man in there.

[05:45:05] Wait, he just touched it.

[05:45:08] He just touched it.

[05:45:10] They're trying to see if it's hot.

[05:45:12] Oh, the quick tap technique, classic.

[05:45:14] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[05:45:15] Classic.

[05:45:17] That's how it should real quick.

[05:45:19] If the comms are broken in their chat, how do they know they're safe?

[05:45:31] At this hour, some 41 minutes following splashdown, the vehicle has been powered down.

[05:45:38] There's no hazardous gas emanating from the vehicle.

[05:45:40] He don't.

[05:45:41] That's why the first team of recovery personnel has been able to pull alongside integrity and

[05:45:49] the reports continue to come in before astronauts are on the show.

[05:45:54] Got a heart rate monitor on the on the suit. It's fucking genius.

[05:46:00] Very sus. It's like chess. Look, look, the castle is watching the queen.

[05:46:05] Where's the rope? Steve, they need a rope. I didn't think about that.

[05:46:11] They get somebody?

[05:46:12] The ball looks full! Where did they put him at?

[05:46:34] Lap?

[05:46:35] Why do I have a fly on my fucking mouse?

[05:46:40] I

[05:46:44] Followed the astronaut and I had to sit on an eagle at first thing out

[05:46:56] Helicopter's gonna take them once they're extracted. Oh my god, that's such a fire extraction dude

[05:47:02] What if a Megalodon just came out of nowhere to take the whole ship

[05:47:06] Yeah, they're the Pacific Ocean right chat anything can happen bro this ocean is crazy

[05:47:15] This is awesome

[05:47:18] They're taking longer than silky bro like what is this?

[05:47:22] This is actually breathtaking

[05:47:28] We need to commentate it over listically, bro, I don't know what the fuck I'm looking at

[05:47:32] Yeah, it's not getting paid and he's doing nothing

[05:47:34] He's just fucking muting up, dude.

[05:47:40] I think they're getting them right now.

[05:47:43] This is Mission Control Houston continuing to watch the initiation of the recovery of

[05:47:50] Integrity's astronauts.

[05:47:52] One by one they'll be brought out of the spacecraft onto a large space shuttle lab.

[05:47:58] Just a short time from now.

[05:48:00] In the meantime, we can go back to the USS John P. Murtha, where my colleague Megan Cruz is standing by to provide another situation report.

[05:48:08] I know Megan Cruz.

[05:48:09] Megan, can you hear us?

[05:48:10] Megan?

[05:48:11] Hey, Rob.

[05:48:12] Yes, I can hear you.

[05:48:13] Okay, okay.

[05:48:14] Yeah, we're back here on the ground.

[05:48:15] What we delay?

[05:48:16] A big covery ship where there's so plenty of people.

[05:48:17] I thought he'd get so bad.

[05:48:18] Yeah.

[05:48:19] back here on the day of the recovery ship where there's so plenty of people

[05:48:25] peering out he gets so bad not very far from the action everyone is seeing on

[05:48:30] their screen now the Orion spacecraft integrity in the ocean surrounded by a

[05:48:37] number of recovery boats

[05:48:42] genuinely what's your name Megan Megan what are they waiting for NASA and Navy

[05:48:48] personnel. Specifically trained to get the astronauts out of Orion.

[05:48:58] Technically they're aliens right now. They did as came from the moon bro. True.

[05:49:05] Right? Some of our wide shots you can probably see that there are six boats out

[05:49:12] out in the water.

[05:49:16] Wait, some so before you people out in the water right now

[05:49:19] on those boats.

[05:49:20] I

[05:49:41] Bro just get him out bro like what I think you're I think you're I think you're look

[05:49:45] Right? Wait, what if they're stalling to run more ads?

[05:49:54] Fucking genius, Dylan. Never have this many viewers, dude. This is fucking brilliant.

[05:50:00] How many viewers do you have?

[05:50:01] You gotta make the money back.

[05:50:02] Don't they have like two million?

[05:50:03] Yeah, they had two and a half million when I looked.

[05:50:05] They set up the front porch and the stabilization...

[05:50:08] What? So we'll serve their fuckwash?

[05:50:09] ...purchase the new blank also for...

[05:50:11] No, porch, porch, porch.

[05:50:12] ...purchase as a stab collar.

[05:50:14] Basically just to make sure that

[05:50:16] There's a hat you see it. Yeah sway in the water too much again to make it easier for what if I just start horses

[05:50:23] Oh, yeah, you're not out like

[05:50:26] Explosion come out as an alien

[05:50:29] That'd be so cinema

[05:50:35] So are those maple leafs on the balloons

[05:50:37] What is that design?

[05:50:41] Oh, those are parachutes.

[05:50:44] It's a requirement of a NASA to be able to get the crew out of Orion within two hours of splashdown.

[05:50:57] so doing great on time so far plenty of time no rush either you know I was

[05:51:03] speaking to NASA Flight Surgeon Rick Schuring

[05:51:07] he said to me you know no rush to get the crew out maybe a stable and auto

[05:51:13] stand in the chat maybe they're feeling good and whenever they're ready to take

[05:51:19] their step out of Orion wait one small step for man do the quote now folks will

[05:51:24] ready. Come on, Ron. That was 50 years ago, bro. And they didn't farm no

[05:51:29] bangers time. Wow. They said, hey, you want cars, Ron? What would you have said?

[05:51:36] Try a whole bunch of bullshit. I would have been the first person to like...

[05:51:40] The door's open! The door's open! Holy... Oh my God. What is that? Why is there like...

[05:51:44] What is that? What is that? As there are... Why is it so bright?

[05:51:48] In mission control in Houston, there is a mission audio loop here on the ship.

[05:51:53] when it was just reported out that the side hatch is open now no need me is

[05:52:01] open oh it's good looking at these beautiful shots we get a shot in it

[05:52:09] maybe the ship itself where I'm on just how is the iPhone got better quoted in

[05:52:14] this like oh again plenty of people on the other boat is pushing right now

[05:52:20] Relax

[05:52:24] No, no, he would wear a suit you should be wearing a suit

[05:52:29] Oh, they're trying to get him out

[05:52:32] Why don't they want to come out chat that side hatches open there's Stockholm central one of the seatbelt stuff

[05:52:40] It's about to get inside there wait yellow bags

[05:52:47] Wait, yeah

[05:52:50] Oh, maybe that might be what they were doing.

[05:52:53] Oh, they're saying their muscles, they can't walk, actually.

[05:52:56] So it'll be a little bit of a tight squeeze, but.

[05:52:58] We've got to carry on.

[05:53:00] The goal is to have a recovery per.

[05:53:03] They're not used to gravity?

[05:53:05] Well, that's so weird.

[05:53:09] In 10 days?

[05:53:11] Well, they haven't gone for 10 days.

[05:53:15] Wait, so what happens to their muscles in everything?

[05:53:19] But does it get fought?

[05:53:22] I don't know, like, their bones are probably just

[05:53:24] feeling gravity again for the first time.

[05:53:29] Oh, for the second time, really.

[05:53:35] Boat's getting closer now.

[05:53:37] I don't care how the boat gets them out, bro.

[05:53:38] It's important having five boats here.

[05:53:40] That's right up against Iran, bro.

[05:53:42] I think it's a different boat for each person.

[05:53:43] Wait, I need astronauts outside of my house.

[05:53:46] One second.

[05:53:46] I need to get the astronauts.

[05:53:48] Just not these other boats will begin doing a number putting on that stabilization collar onto Orion

[05:53:54] Also, their blood is now getting more to their legs. We got a whole bunch of sciences in this bitch

[05:53:59] Eventually, they will retrieve the parachutes. I'm gonna be honest you check. Yeah, definitely. It's a lot of things in here

[05:54:06] I get jet lag bro

[05:54:08] Imagine getting this way whatever this is

[05:54:10] space lag. So we got to carry him out.

[05:54:23] Yo, I just coined a term space lag.

[05:54:26] That's a please credit me.

[05:54:29] Age is zero behind that tag.

[05:54:31] You got space lag.

[05:54:33] Get their assessments of the crew inside of a lion.

[05:54:36] Why don't we toss it back to Rob?

[05:54:37] All right, no phone.

[05:54:39] Thank you, Megan.

[05:54:40] Here in Mission Control, Flight Director Rick Hemplin

[05:54:43] and the entry team of flight controllers still on duty.

[05:54:46] The vehicle has been powered down for some time now.

[05:54:49] There are no hazardous gases emanating from integrity.

[05:54:53] Good, bro.

[05:54:53] Holy fuck.

[05:54:54] Dude, do you ask not to stay for the alien

[05:54:55] if you're from North?

[05:54:56] Bro.

[05:54:57] Don't tell me I just start two bags.

[05:54:59] No, no, no.

[05:54:59] You begin the initial medical assessment

[05:55:02] of the crew as you just indicated.

[05:55:04] Now we're standing by for the action of that.

[05:55:07] I ordered

[05:55:19] I thought you had a chef. Yes chef din typhoon hold on now look at this green beans

[05:55:55] There's from the vehicles launch from the Kennedy Space Center atop the space launch system back on April 1st

[05:56:02] You know what skill I actually want to learn this year. I

[05:56:05] Really really want to learn how to cook

[05:56:10] Yeah, that's

[05:56:16] It's not even an of course moment bro if I knew how to cook I wouldn't be so fat

[05:56:25] I'm actually not excited to go to the UK to eat their food.

[05:56:40] It's so bad.

[05:56:41] Bro, I am.

[05:56:42] Nando's.

[05:56:43] That's all we ate last time.

[05:56:46] I know.

[05:56:47] Every day, but it's so good.

[05:56:48] Yeah, I'm going to be honest with you, bro.

[05:56:52] Is this it?

[05:56:54] You can't take this long to get

[05:56:58] you to get out, bro. Yes, I

[05:57:01] can talk to them up. What's up?

[05:57:06] Yeah, nothing's happened since

[05:57:09] you left. Well, the hatch opened

[05:57:13] up. They said to erect the uh

[05:57:17] doc. What? There's no doc. He's

[05:57:21] gonna. No, no, no. What they

[05:57:23] The top of the broadcast is the porch has to be erected from the inside

[05:57:32] My time

[05:57:35] 72

[05:57:37] They were saying that their muscles are used for the gravity

[05:57:40] Yeah, 53 and a half years muscle atrophy would probably happen over more time

[05:57:45] I think ten days probably maybe a little bit not too much true or false in that historic lunar flyby

[05:57:52] a little bit for sure

[05:57:54] that began with a trans lunar injection burn

[05:57:57] that took trans lunar ejection burn

[05:57:59] following 24 hours of a high earth orbit trajectory

[05:58:03] the high earth orbit trajectory enabled flight controllers here

[05:58:07] to have a full twilight

[05:58:09] to evaluate

[05:58:11] I gotta go but

[05:58:13] you're not gonna talk about it

[05:58:15] because I have something important to say

[05:58:17] you can say I got an aviation and I gotta do it in a second

[05:58:19] What I was going to say is, I just said I knew you would disagree on the nature of

[05:58:27] better whether it's just if I don't know.

[05:58:29] I thought it was fine, but the main point is, is that the first time, right, was Feynman,

[05:58:37] right?

[05:58:38] And it seemed to be very kind of pretty kind of taken by that shot he took on you, right?

[05:58:44] Which is fine, right?

[05:58:45] So what would make him upset?

[05:58:47] Why would he be upset at me, right?

[05:58:49] What have I done too fat at him?

[05:58:51] That would work.

[05:58:52] He was laughing the whole time.

[05:58:56] Well, okay.

[05:58:56] Well, upset as a motivator,

[05:59:00] or something you prompted him.

[05:59:03] You're okay.

[05:59:04] I promise you the last thing he was feeling was upset.

[05:59:07] He didn't care.

[05:59:08] Even when he got eliminated, he didn't care.

[05:59:09] He was just having no fun, bro.

[05:59:11] He was laughing.

[05:59:12] Okay.

[05:59:13] Yeah, but when you said laughing because he's talking shit,

[05:59:15] that's why.

[05:59:16] What what so how is it not banter then it's the same shit you did you talk to

[05:59:21] it's nigga to laugh and then that's it boom boom then if that's but then if

[05:59:24] that's there then boom there's those done it why you said we buy and that's

[05:59:28] where you're wrong oh well if you say fuck you then it's fuck you too cool go

[05:59:34] by it we all lost anyway and they did none of us won but then you say we buy

[05:59:38] for some reason in the mr. beast video yo yo this is incorrect okay I will

[05:59:45] that I was wilding out at the end for sure, right?

[05:59:50] I was definitely wilding out,

[05:59:51] but at that point we had escalated way further.

[05:59:54] Like people were doing,

[05:59:55] we were throwing fingers at each other.

[05:59:57] Not that serious, I promise it's not that serious.

[05:59:59] You said, fuck you.

[06:00:00] And then we laughed and you got eliminated.

[06:00:02] Then eventually we got eliminated.

[06:00:04] Everybody fucking went home.

[06:00:05] Nobody got raised, made the million.

[06:00:06] I don't think it's that serious.

[06:00:08] I'm just saying you were wrong to say that.

[06:00:10] I just think you were wrong.

[06:00:11] Oh, oh, oh.

[06:00:12] Okay.

[06:00:13] then that's probably the only thing that I'll agree on it.

[06:00:18] I think it's always wrong to say that.

[06:00:20] I think it's spicy as fuck.

[06:00:22] I mean, Loki, I thought it makes for a fight second.

[06:00:26] And I think I was right because they made it into the video.

[06:00:30] Yeah, well, by that logic, everything that Kai did

[06:00:32] is justifiable too, because it made the video more entertaining.

[06:00:35] Done, and trauma's gonna make the video more entertaining,

[06:00:37] but that don't mean it needs to exist, right?

[06:00:41] Well, uh, I mean, I, I can disagree on you.

[06:00:45] I mean, I think, I think whatever he did was a little bit,

[06:00:49] some of it was a little too far, right?

[06:00:51] It's not a bit, but I think it made it,

[06:00:52] it made it a good thing.

[06:00:53] Yeah, definitely made the video more entertaining,

[06:00:55] but by that logic, anything that makes the video more

[06:00:57] entertaining, that's dramatic is justifiable.

[06:01:00] It's just not.

[06:01:01] There are limits.

[06:01:02] There's limits.

[06:01:04] I, I'm not gonna agree with you.

[06:01:05] That, that, that, that was a little bit over the line, right?

[06:01:08] But everything else was slanted.

[06:01:11] But let's not act like that's the thing

[06:01:14] that broke the camel's back.

[06:01:15] But everything was already broken.

[06:01:17] But here's the thing, the camel's back broke, nigga.

[06:01:19] The camel's back broke, bro.

[06:01:21] You got one, nigga.

[06:01:22] You got one, nigga, we laughed.

[06:01:24] You can say fuck you, nigga, that's what happened.

[06:01:26] Nobody came back broke.

[06:01:27] This is not that important of an event, you know what I'm saying?

[06:01:32] No, I'm trying to get it right.

[06:01:33] Second match open.

[06:01:34] Second match open.

[06:01:35] If there's no camel's back broken,

[06:01:37] then we wouldn't be here talking about it then.

[06:01:38] No, no, no, I'm just bringing it up because I haven't talked to you about it in in Ron Drake.

[06:01:42] Oh, okay, okay.

[06:01:43] It would definitely be weird and awkward if I just sat here and pretend like the last thing I didn't hear from you wasn't...

[06:01:50] Well, the second last thing I didn't hear from you was that fuck you AP and B-Bucks.

[06:01:54] That's what this is about.

[06:01:56] I have to say something.

[06:01:57] Yeah, of course. Bro, bro. This is like the...

[06:02:00] How does it go? I go to the Loan Fruit. That's what I call it.

[06:02:03] It's like... It's an easy jab that makes a noise. That was fun.

[06:02:08] It's not I'm not jabbing you. No, I'm not I did that I did that I did that. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay at the end

[06:02:14] I think you could as long as you say, you know, you shouldn't have said that

[06:02:20] Okay, I also said that the music was bad, right?

[06:02:23] I don't even agree with that like like the chat knows that these things I would be good. It's it's so funny

[06:02:29] Now look now if you now if you get a conversation with DDG, he's right to ask you like why do you like you said much?

[06:02:34] Or is nobody listens to it? I spoke with him today

[06:02:36] I mean, I'm just saying like he's right to ask you about it. That's my point. That's all I'm doing. Oh, no

[06:02:42] That's that's that that's fine. Okay. Yeah. What okay? I was gonna say here's my perspective

[06:02:47] There's a new time and I'm done. Okay my perspective

[06:02:52] Me and Phantom in my perspective of the world we didn't really have a problem right I ever right or or not enough of

[06:03:00] An issue anywhere that he would target me first, right?

[06:03:03] But then when he did, he did the face in my perspective, right?

[06:03:08] Genuinely, why would an A&P guy, right, shoot at me if women interacted with him?

[06:03:15] There was clearly something about the old A&P stuff that made him target me.

[06:03:20] Whatever it was, even if it was a small thing, it still would be an A&P-related problem.

[06:03:25] Because you didn't deal with any problems.

[06:03:27] You have to accept the fact that you that day were an easy target, bro.

[06:03:31] And somebody had to go bro, so you were chosen

[06:03:35] Okay, so you're saying and you are right that the more friends you had in the 50 the better off you were

[06:03:42] Factually, and you just were the easier target game. This is what it was

[06:03:47] This is what it was. There were plenty easy targets there that day

[06:03:51] All right

[06:03:52] It was a game that's like getting mad and they get eliminated you wouldn't be fucking alive or big brother

[06:03:56] You know, they don't have to be no crazy motive behind it. He was easy target that day. That's it

[06:04:01] Yeah, you know I agree this thing needs to be prompted first. Oh like like what?

[06:04:06] Is using us all as pawns right now for a yeah true. Yes, but that's the old yo

[06:04:10] Actually, I got limited after you everybody got eliminated bro

[06:04:14] I'm just saying you was wrong for saying what you say as long as we understand that

[06:04:19] The game anymore the game is irrelevant. We all lost bro. We all lost we all made a mistake

[06:04:24] You could have strategized a little bit better and probably stayed in the first round

[06:04:28] And I could have probably kicked a fucking ball better and stayed in in the second round

[06:04:32] So how can we what can we end this off on?

[06:04:35] Let's end this off with a good note guys. Let's all say something positive

[06:04:39] You know, you know what I I

[06:04:43] I have respect for

[06:04:46] MP what you guys do okay? I I don't think you guys bought right but in the in the sake of the

[06:04:55] competition

[06:04:56] Fuck amp on God. You were you were just saying you but that's what I got my point though

[06:05:00] I'm just saying you act emotionally. That was an emotional thing you said because you said it you didn't believe it

[06:05:08] And I didn't believe it what do you mean about the buffet?

[06:05:16] I

[06:05:16] Could never defend that I could never defend that because you wonder why because I said before that stream before this event

[06:05:23] Yeah, bro, I

[06:05:26] I

[06:05:47] Didn't even realize that their beef was I didn't know there was actually real beef. Yeah, that seems like they were pretty good ass

[06:05:53] I'm not gonna lie. Yeah

[06:05:56] I'm sorry, XG is a little more into it than agent, but yeah, no, they're both equally going at it though

[06:06:05] Why's it no that's cuz of you

[06:06:09] Well, I apologize. Yeah, it is all wrong. You did all this they start

[06:06:12] Yeah, that was all my fault. You knew what you were doing, dude. I actually didn't know that was the first time

[06:06:19] If I knew that I wouldn't have cared to do I actually don't care to do that

[06:06:22] I've had a great day today and so has the stable community had a great day. Also, I can really wasn't even that deep

[06:06:35] Everyone on twitch is just enemies man. We all gotta be like team up again. That's the biggest problem right now

[06:06:42] Everyone just hate each other see like that's all right

[06:06:45] Why can't we all just be one big community? And I know that sounds so far fetched but like

[06:06:50] That's the reason that like I feel like twitch isn't as fun as it used to be for a lot

[06:06:56] Hey, no, I'm a I'm glad I stayed home for that mr. B's video. Yo candy with the 10 gift in W cannon, bro

[06:07:02] Thank you

[06:07:06] Just traveled back to earth at 25,000 miles an hour that call neon

[06:07:11] I would apologize to me on

[06:07:14] But I when I think about him I still think about him right for yourself, but like I think neon is actually a good comment creator

[06:07:20] Like I think he does good content. I just don't like the fact that he won't admit certain things which is fair

[06:07:27] And that is fair

[06:07:30] Reported feeling great

[06:07:33] Again all those folks out there in case they weren't right now

[06:07:36] So it's all about making sure we think about every situation that can happen

[06:07:40] I mean being able to have like certain celebrities on stream. I can't do that. It's like

[06:07:48] Who's that one streamer who paints what's his name he's always live, bro

[06:07:53] You see now teams again

[06:07:56] Bob Ross trying yeah, it's like him bro. He only he does something I can't do

[06:08:04] Or the crew to get out of Orion

[06:08:06] They need both right the stabilization collar will keep Orion from staying as you see it is doing now

[06:08:22] And then they will connect what to the stabilization collar

[06:08:27] Yeah, I gotta shut my mouth and just watch videos bro. Like I'm just a dumb ass in the front

[06:08:31] Let's go back to spamming emotes men

[06:08:36] and by next you see back the call is open everyone's left besides lace thanks

[06:08:45] lace for staying with me brah yeah you got you bro do you like me lice

[06:08:50] what do you love me first I do brah

[06:08:56] my chatter on the mission audio looting that's a big thing again things proceeding pretty

[06:09:03] nominally loves a strong word though you know we should add to that call we

[06:09:11] should add Joe the philosopher oh my god they would have been fucking ascending

[06:09:17] to every he had to say choose between Boba and Lays can Boba do an aerial when

[06:09:24] I need it to like if I'm gonna get like if I'm in a game with Lays brown trying

[06:09:29] to do fucking rocket league and someone fucking arrows over me in scores who's

[06:09:33] gonna help me there actually though what are these matter that he's doing like

[06:09:42] actually I'm gonna click off they even gonna save them I have a feeling there's

[06:09:46] something going on

[06:09:48] I'm just taking a sweet time like fucking droids.

[06:09:51] Yeah.

[06:09:52] So again, Helo one and Helo two.

[06:09:56] It sucks.

[06:09:57] Something is super sus.

[06:10:01] Like super duper sus.

[06:10:08] Okay.

[06:10:09] And the recovery team here on the way.

[06:10:10] You can start getting laid the way you fit up besides that one so much.

[06:10:13] Well, but don't be mad that late.

[06:10:15] Yo.

[06:10:16] Dude, I was late just to hate you.

[06:10:18] That was just like a hate farm, like what the fuck?

[06:10:20] Seriously?

[06:10:22] Like are you mad that Laze has unlimited boosts?

[06:10:25] Actually I have fucking max boosts.

[06:10:28] Griff just texted me, yo, I have an extra ticket for the Bieber Coachella

[06:10:32] Anyone you want to give to, fuck, I don't know anyone who wants this.

[06:10:37] I mean like, I don't really listen to Justin Bieber at all, but I

[06:10:40] uh, saw that he's gonna, like, to sell us to some of his old bangers, yeah.

[06:10:44] Dude.

[06:10:44] Are you like Justin Bieber?

[06:10:45] Yeah.

[06:10:46] You wanna go?

[06:10:48] Honestly, yeah. I saw he's doing like some of his fucking classic bangers, bro. So might as well. That'll fucking hit for sure.

[06:10:53] There's never been to Coachella.

[06:11:01] God really just be making people at stable or not. What the fuck does that even mean?

[06:11:06] What does that even what does that even mean?

[06:11:12] Why are you?

[06:11:14] I

[06:11:29] But at least he's stable chat

[06:11:33] Oh, is there any tournaments going on for Rocket League any to be two torments

[06:11:40] Or is it matted at it

[06:11:44] No, I think it's over. What's today's today Saturday chatter Friday Friday fries. Yay. Oh

[06:11:54] Yeah, there's one in about 45 minutes

[06:12:08] So I'm confused are they still in here or is it fries

[06:12:14] to quicker route to the medical day for our four astronauts.

[06:12:21] Okay, I gotta do some research for a quick chat.

[06:12:24] Hold on.

[06:12:26] How many calories in din,

[06:12:31] Thai, phong, cucumber salad?

[06:12:37] Clouds have dissipated.

[06:12:38] Standard sir, oh, that's it?

[06:12:40] 60 calories?

[06:12:41] I don't even need to mark that in my fucking app.

[06:12:45] Okay.

[06:12:47] In there.

[06:12:52] What's that shit I had, you had green beans?

[06:12:55] Green beans.

[06:12:56] 203, I've had like 400 calories.

[06:13:00] Fung.

[06:13:01] Chicken.

[06:13:02] Chicken.

[06:13:04] Chao Long Bao.

[06:13:05] So she divers in the water there?

[06:13:09] So 65 calories times like then.

[06:13:11] and circling a lion that is that stabilization call we've been telling you about.

[06:13:21] As you saw in that interview just a few minutes ago.

[06:13:25] Shout out to the stable community, bro.

[06:13:27] We may be stupid.

[06:13:28] We may be dumb.

[06:13:29] We may not have anything going on, but at least we could

[06:13:31] spam emotes and watch.

[06:13:33] Dumb or a burdo.

[06:13:34] Further secure it with other monies in mind

[06:13:40] Just rotated to my bed

[06:13:51] I should move on I mean

[06:13:56] Just we move on about an hour and ten minutes since splashed down in the Pacific Ocean here. I think it's cool

[06:14:04] Say goodbye to the astronauts, bro

[06:14:07] Everyone say bye to them. They're gonna be okay. They're just forming ad money

[06:14:18] Oh, thank you skip ring for the one viewer raise in NASA, bro

[06:14:29] I'm gonna leave a comment and I can't for 10 minutes. I'm on following

[06:14:34] All right, what are we on?

[06:14:52] Holy healed um

[06:14:55] What is this Coachella Lacey has arrived what is this we

[06:15:04] like what am I looking at bro what are these shoes and why are your socks all

[06:15:12] the way up nice looking good bro actually I gotta something a hater looking

[06:15:26] good. Dead ass looking good. Oh, bro, my stomach hurts, bro. Yo, you know, I'm serious. When

[06:15:41] I went to take a shit by the way, chat, yo, ladies, I'm not even getting. Bro, I let out

[06:15:47] the craziest shit out of my ass so fucking quick. I swear. Yeah, meat chess match. No,

[06:15:55] I had to get up. I had to get up. I had to get it was it was already coming out of my butt. I'm not even gonna

[06:16:04] Should we hop on rocket leak

[06:16:07] Yeah, I'm done chat little rocket leak tournament and call it a night. Maybe

[06:16:12] Who knows maybe play a little Minecraft after?

[06:16:25] You need those people out there that get on Rocket League during the middle of the day

[06:16:31] for fun?

[06:16:32] Or not Rocket League, uh, Among Us?

[06:16:34] Ha!

[06:16:35] Among Us?

[06:16:36] Yeah, I, I, I don't know if the two of them have like pubs.

[06:16:42] What game like got famous that was just so fucking boring and bad?

[06:16:48] Arc Raiders.

[06:16:49] Yeah.

[06:16:50] Oh, hold on.

[06:16:51] I like this song.

[06:16:52] What is this?

[06:16:53] Oh

[06:17:05] I forgot I'm black. I was like I had to fix fix this up a little I got the color goop on me

[06:17:15] I feel about the burp in a brace to be watching them. Yeah, I'll be tuned in late night. Yeah, you'll be watching the burp penis

[06:17:21] So now

[06:17:25] Yeah, who do you guys watch if some more burnos not live

[06:17:30] Who do you watch Lace I'm alive. Who do you got on your second monitor?

[06:17:37] When you're not alive, it's usually

[06:17:40] XQC

[06:17:42] Um, Bruce, um, maybe someone who's like streaming Valorant or Cobb, and then that's like usually

[06:17:52] it.

[06:17:53] But not too much Valorant, I don't really like, like I don't like to watch Valorant.

[06:17:56] Dude, you know what's crazy, and none of my like friends, I don't really watch Twitch

[06:18:00] anymore.

[06:18:01] Yeah, I watch like a few people.

[06:18:04] Oh, I'm gonna accept this, fuck it, let's see what we get.

[06:18:08] Wow!

[06:18:09] I'm never gonna use that or I just go into like quick chats and just type sometimes on board

[06:18:14] It's like people have never talked to in my life

[06:18:19] What is this?

[06:18:30] Aiden calling

[06:18:33] I'm on Rocket League

[06:18:35] I'm gonna call my phone about to play rock-a-league 2v2 wait out when is the

[06:18:43] tournament 37 minutes let's go

[06:18:51] J-J-J-J-

[06:18:57] Hey!

[06:19:00] What's up, dude?

[06:19:03] Uh, because I didn't want to sign this one thing.

[06:19:15] They're listening carefully. They're trying to listen carefully.

[06:19:21] I

[06:19:26] Possibly yeah, I'm actually looking down

[06:19:30] Okay, cancel them I'm kidding

[06:19:39] Let me know I'll let you know from such streaming I'm done

[06:19:41] yo ladies bro it's good you'll be on my team dude don't worry no no worries

[06:19:53] bro you better don't gotta convince me sounds good yeah bro listen we have a

[06:19:59] rocket I'll play if I could play on god I'll play

[06:20:01] Rock listen bro one thing about me is if I was good my match up good chill

[06:20:16] bro I was gonna say David has to have oh god dog I wasn't gonna say David the

[06:20:21] serial killer I can't say that actually allegedly allegedly be honest you think

[06:20:27] he's ever gonna come out of retirement. Hell no, he's fucking close to due. You think he did it Chatter now?

[06:20:36] Ooh good aerial by Ron. That was actually a good aerial.

[06:20:41] Those are great aerial.

[06:20:44] Come on bro. Machines title to warming up for tournament. Yes.

[06:20:49] Look at that good hit. Oh my god aerial amount, aerial amount.

[06:20:53] nice that's me outlaw don't piss me off bro set the top oh my way wait wait wait

[06:21:07] wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait

[06:21:11] wait wait wait now nice thanks for that cool title warming up for tournament

[06:21:16] yes nice wow that's a really good fucking yo you're a fucking idiot it said

[06:21:23] you're doing. Wait good hit. Oh thank you. That was a system I made up. Wait did Daft

[06:21:32] Punk actually retire? Damn. I look he missed him. Who's like a YouTuber or like streamer

[06:21:43] that like retired that people like really miss a ton of things. Nice job. Whoa that

[06:21:48] I just juked the fuck out of me.

[06:21:55] I lowkey don't really stable run auto, dude used to have hunger, what the fuck does that

[06:22:03] even mean?

[06:22:04] I'm literally so hungry right now and I ate still.

[06:22:08] I go, I go, I go, I go.

[06:22:11] I

[06:22:16] Try what if we don't know is that actually fat I just a my soul if you're hungry

[06:22:23] I

[06:22:26] Bump them. I bumped them. I'm bumming

[06:22:31] Good hit

[06:22:33] Hit that hit that

[06:22:36] Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, oh, no

[06:22:39] good good good good good I finished I finished

[06:22:45] no son of a gun

[06:22:56] oh fuck you're lagging NASA's live bro guys I don't care about NASA I got news

[06:23:03] I'm a part of SpaceX. Okay. I don't care about NASA must SpaceX guy

[06:23:13] JK I believe that we haven't even gone to the moon. I

[06:23:18] Have a strong belief that the moon isn't real that it's just imagination

[06:23:27] Good hit

[06:23:29] Okay, I go I okay, okay finish

[06:23:33] Passes the mouth

[06:23:36] No, I'm a fucking burger like am I just a lawnmower how do I get on this game and I still don't know how to fucking do anything

[06:23:50] Like I go I go I go I go there it is

[06:23:53] I'm not streaming. I'm either at the gym. I'm either driving my fucking cars because

[06:24:09] I'm fucking dope or I'm planning for future content. It's simple as that, bro. I'm a

[06:24:16] Grinder

[06:24:17] Come on

[06:24:20] What did he just say?

[06:24:22] What do you guys think I actually do what I'm not streaming? I'm confused. I do you guys think I just like do nothing

[06:24:33] I

[06:24:35] Got it go go go go go go

[06:24:41] He'd you oh my god, he juiced me

[06:24:43] I don't masturbate masturbating is for lame people. Only lame people do that

[06:25:03] Dude help me

[06:25:05] bounce good bounce that's good finish that's actually good assist finish

[06:25:11] finish all over his face let it come to me no that is fucking no no no hey don't

[06:25:19] touch me there hit that hit that hit that okay okay oh my god I go I go I go

[06:25:26] Oh my god, I hit it off the edge. No finish this nice. I go I go

[06:25:33] No, no, no, no

[06:25:35] No

[06:25:37] For snap fucking over it's I go I go I go

[06:25:42] No

[06:25:44] Get it up. Get it up. Get it up. Please please get it up. Just get it up

[06:25:51] Fuck my tight ass man

[06:25:56] happens why can't I never get it up bro I don't know you know I used to like my penis

[06:26:09] used to not go up what you do fix it I started eating better but there's a time period where

[06:26:15] my penis dead ass never went up.

[06:26:20] Yeah, that's a good fix though.

[06:26:21] Has anyone been there chat where your penis just doesn't go up?

[06:26:25] What?

[06:26:28] Ooh.

[06:26:31] Got it.

[06:26:33] Wonderful.

[06:26:35] Dude, I said it with an M.

[06:26:38] Wait, I'm go-ed-ed.

[06:26:41] Excellent, also.

[06:26:44] I told you I didn't say it, I said it with an M.

[06:26:47] Careful.

[06:26:51] Do you remember the first thing you ever jerked off to or no?

[06:26:55] Probably a jerk in compilation.

[06:26:57] World star hip hop. Classic.

[06:27:00] Actually that was just a low closet.

[06:27:03] World star hip hop used to be the shit.

[06:27:07] It's true.

[06:27:09] Not only for shaking ass for everything though.

[06:27:14] Good touch by Ron. Chad, this is how I'm gonna play in the charity match. I'm actually so excited for the charity match

[06:27:21] I actually think I might score.

[06:27:23] That ass.

[06:27:32] Okay, you guys are saying cap. So what if I do score? What are you guys gonna say then?

[06:27:44] Nice arrow.

[06:27:55] Everything is awesome!

[06:27:58] Everything is cool and you know how to do it!

[06:28:04] What if I make my own video game?

[06:28:09] I don't know what's like a video game I can make maybe like an eating simulator grow the

[06:28:19] wrong grow the wrong

[06:28:21] Thank you for the subs y'all my bad for not reading whoa

[06:28:38] I'm an Elrond I know

[06:28:48] Go ahead get your Elrond down man. I'll read subs down my bed, bro. I'm just in a gaming mood right now

[06:28:53] Does anyone still play rust in my chat?

[06:28:58] I'm not there, bro

[06:29:01] No worries

[06:29:03] But I used to be so addicted to rust it was nuts like I was so addicted

[06:29:13] Nice

[06:29:17] Join the burp, you know, oh classic you're rich man with the two gifts. Thank you, bro

[06:29:21] You gifted 12 to the chat, which means you gifted me $60. What did you do to get that $60? We'll never know

[06:29:27] What do you think people do in my chat to make money ways like oh my god, bro

[06:29:34] I literally don't even know. There's gotta be some weird shit

[06:29:38] Not everyone cuz like you think there's like cam girls in my chat or cam dudes. No, oh maybe

[06:29:47] But why is this arena like segregated?

[06:29:51] Look like one side is like a different color than the other like why are they doing that?

[06:29:54] We're all one we're all one thing. We're all human

[06:30:00] Those deep those really deep we get five different that actually

[06:30:08] All the astronauts are out W knots in the chat no

[06:30:15] They actually get out

[06:30:18] If I have any astronauts in my chat bro, it's like me

[06:30:24] I saw a brum this is silly Billy with the fucking side of Philly

[06:30:30] What is that a junko?

[06:30:34] The name- OOOH!

[06:30:37] Holy shit!

[06:30:41] Damn, bruh.

[06:30:46] What?

[06:30:47] I'm the only one who made it out of the stable community.

[06:30:50] Chad, did I leave my day once?

[06:30:59] Colazo!

[06:31:00] Good go-by, Musk. Nice go-by us.

[06:31:03] Actually, we used to score some fuck out of that.

[06:31:05] Well, they've been for months.

[06:31:15] We lowkey could win the tournament today. It's my first time winning.

[06:31:18] I'm winning. Wait, good aerial. I go, I go, I go, I go. Oh, it's a pass, it's a pass, it's a pass.

[06:31:26] Good pass, pass. Yup. Yup. Pass it back to me, keep passing back to me or no?

[06:31:34] It's loading, hold on, they're cooking the pass. Keep passing back to me or no? Keep passing back to me or no?

[06:31:40] Good pass. Oh, fucking little messy, little messy, little messy. Oh, look at me.

[06:31:46] I'm passing middle passing middle passing middle

[06:31:52] They work good hit mom. Oh, no. Oh, no

[06:32:02] No mom is me home

[06:32:04] Can you restart stream I just got here yes sir explanation mark restart automatically the stream will restart

[06:32:24] Can you restart the stream I just got here yes, sir explanation mark restart

[06:32:28] They research the stream. Oh my god, Lace. I'm in rule six. I'm in rule sex. Oh my god, Lace

[06:32:36] Lazy's

[06:32:37] I'm in rule 69

[06:32:44] What the fuck

[06:32:49] Wait

[06:32:51] They're still up in the corner.

[06:32:56] Alright, a little bit.

[06:32:58] The astronauts all got out.

[06:33:00] Let's go, man, spreading positivity by the day.

[06:33:02] We love you, astronauts. I'm glad you're home safe.

[06:33:05] Yay!

[06:33:07] I wanna fly.

[06:33:09] Can't you take me?

[06:33:16] W astronauts.

[06:33:18] You still can't aerial you guys act like it's easy to aerial. I really don't understand it

[06:33:26] Can I have $5,000? Yeah, I'll get his info, bro. I got you

[06:33:30] You guys think Outlaw's ever gonna get the money for Mr. Beast or?

[06:33:48] Hell no.

[06:33:50] I'm gonna ask him.

[06:33:52] You know how Mr. Beast made everyone like awkwardly talk about Team Water?

[06:33:57] One of these days I'm gonna randomly call Mr. Beast and just put him on fucking Blast

[06:34:00] outlaw oh my shit on let's go ladies that's where they can go wow yes let's go

[06:34:14] what happened to the twifer Thanos dude you're like eight months late yeah you

[06:34:18] know a game I actually want to replay bro I actually want to replay like Elden

[06:34:25] ring I might replay it off-screen then ask like it is so much I wish like they

[06:34:39] so we're larping so I can't play a video game off-screen now

[06:34:49] I

[06:34:53] I've been playing um, what do you call it all stream out um resident evil. I was finishing it yesterday

[06:35:02] It's actually really fire

[06:35:04] Can we play the tournament first time chatter yeah, bro, send me your epic user name I'll

[06:35:22] get you in right now guys we're currently doing a VBug giveaway to anybody who gives

[06:35:30] subs

[06:35:34] True money you're done scam before my youtuber

[06:35:42] Have you ever want to give away or no? No, actually

[06:35:47] Well guess what today's your lucky day, bro

[06:35:50] Yes

[06:35:52] What is it? I'm gonna invite epic to the call, you know the guy

[06:35:56] I'm good. I gotta go. Who wants it? What? Guys, I'm adding epic to the call. Let's get the

[06:36:08] vibes up. I can't talk to you. Who went into the push-up fade? Epic or G? Holy shit, man.

[06:36:20] Oh my god.

[06:36:37] I feel like I could be part of the Olympics in the next five years.

[06:36:42] For what?

[06:36:43] For my nods.

[06:36:43] Dude why am I so bad at aerial intact does anyone know how to do this like

[06:37:00] Ron you're so funny and you look super handsome recently the gym is obviously paying off

[06:37:05] That's a very kind message. Thank you, bro. Actually the check

[06:37:09] Usually I don't get those so it's actually really appreciative

[06:37:13] Yeah, well I'm not there ever.

[06:37:18] I appreciate the one gifted supplement anonymous.

[06:37:23] Who is it, bro?

[06:37:24] Who gifted that?

[06:37:25] Announce yourself.

[06:37:26] Uh oh.

[06:37:27] Oh, wow, what a pinch I made for him.

[06:37:36] I'm friggin' backward.

[06:37:37] Yeah, why is it looking beautiful out?

[06:37:39] I'm gonna get off after the tournament.

[06:37:41] It's still beautiful out right now, chat.

[06:37:42] Guys guys if you're guys if you're in California job of me

[06:37:54] You're possible you're possible you're possible you're possible you're possible

[06:37:59] Guy told me to sing payphone. You think I'm a fucking puppet. I don't know I see that that you should tie

[06:38:04] Bob, get them from BobbyCAN!

[06:38:06] Yo, Bobby, change your name to BobbyCAN.

[06:38:09] We don't need that type of negativity.

[06:38:11] Wow, that was honestly really wholesome.

[06:38:13] Come back to me.

[06:38:14] Also, to this guy who just typed in the text chat.

[06:38:29] Wait! Top ends!

[06:38:31] No! Finish me.

[06:38:33] I'm not playing CS right now, I'm playing Rocket League in the late, I said that, no no no no

[06:38:48] No!

[06:39:01] You're a failure just end. Yeah, brother you having NASA fucking pin on your character or a badge. You're a fucking dork.

[06:39:11] Wait.

[06:39:12] I'm gonna have too much effort in chat.

[06:39:14] Spive this guy to take some bullshit and follow it up with a Bible chapter, like get a fucking job

[06:39:20] First time chatter, can I get a matter, buddy? What is wrong with my community?

[06:39:28] Why didn't you just type the Bible verse again? Oh my god

[06:39:32] I

[06:39:40] What if he has got on his side, oh, no wonder we're fucking tied up wait his own goal wait

[06:39:51] You're on you get a look later like you said what does that even mean

[06:39:54] I'm really looking at how many leeches are in my chat this guy just type bang in my chat

[06:40:02] But he has a NASA fucking badge your brother get a fucking good job, bro

[06:40:11] Why you look he boring now am I getting raised man like what do you want me to do bro?

[06:40:16] You're gonna start fucking twirling my thumbs in my ass

[06:40:20] Like I'm so confused

[06:40:22] Like I'm playing fucking rocket league dude, not every second

[06:40:26] Now you're pissing me off. I don't love her. I mean something

[06:40:37] And then I see someone put a kek walk in my top. Oh my god

[06:40:46] Go finish on him finish on his face

[06:40:52] No, I look like an albino Indian first time chatter. What does that what does that mean mother like what does that mean?

[06:41:05] This no way no, oh no, oh no. Oh my god. No, I thought oh

[06:41:11] No, I saw this please aerial that up arrow that up. Oh my gosh, you would have done that if I was so sad

[06:41:17] You go, let's I go I go

[06:41:22] oh no no no no I just got hold on to save

[06:41:44] Okay, like why do people just laugh bro like totally unsupportive. Yeah, I can't no I actually can't

[06:42:00] When I was getting a first round in the tournament, you know, I love do your job or I will

[06:42:08] I'm lost

[06:42:10] Yeah, you know, I'm gonna start reading positive messages now

[06:42:14] You want to reach the messages with me?

[06:42:17] Uh, yeah. Let's start highlighting people who are teammates.

[06:42:24] I love you. Thank you.

[06:42:29] First round, Roberto. Don't call me that.

[06:42:38] You look somewhat normal today.

[06:42:41] Is that supposed to be...

[06:42:42] These are good though fucking compliment

[06:42:57] So what's that as part of twidge

[06:43:00] Ron you made my day today

[06:43:03] Damn broth all that matters chat is if I made one of your guys this day today. Who did I make today today?

[06:43:10] Who that makes?

[06:43:12] Thanks, Ron. Not mine. So, why type that? That's like, I just don't get it, bro. It's

[06:43:28] like, holy shit. Do I have like one of the meanest chats? I feel like I have a mean chat

[06:43:34] because they did ask, like, it's like looking in a mirror and you just, like, I just feel

[06:43:41] like everyone wants to be mean I said a weird like thing I've got going on in my

[06:43:45] brain it's honestly like I thought people are so weird like mean because they look at me like

[06:43:54] like I'm their daddy basically oh that was a good pitch

[06:44:03] I'm trying to, out of the air.

[06:44:10] Want them, for you?

[06:44:23] I'm out of your blades and your big nose ass.

[06:44:25] Okay, thanks.

[06:44:28] Okay.

[06:44:30] I

[06:44:32] Need some new mods, you know, I need some mods that actually just like

[06:44:37] Work will take care of me bro. Oh first. I'm trying to run you to go

[06:44:40] I truly admire how you are able to come adversity you have a beautiful smile

[06:44:44] What the fuck that was the nicest message I've ever seen

[06:44:51] You actually think I have a beautiful smile

[06:45:00] Okay, no troll if you get the charity match I'll be able to get a penalty shot or no like I don't know

[06:45:10] I don't know if I've been as I fell as you get fucking red carded, you know.

[06:45:22] Miss KMS.

[06:45:26] Sorry.

[06:45:28] Sorry.

[06:45:29] You look slim when you get 2k.

[06:45:31] Okay.

[06:45:32] It's like usually you type a message and then maybe ask for money, but you're asking in the same fucking chat.

[06:45:37] So I'm not even trying to fucking hide it dude. Am I bad at the game? I'm confused this

[06:45:46] Whoa, mr. Momoa with the 10 gifted

[06:45:51] Thank you so much for the 10 bro, can everyone say thank you maybe stroke them a little

[06:46:08] That emote of me saying thank you is actually so uncomfortable. It actually makes me uncomfortable when I see that

[06:46:16] We're also just on fucking a million thing you're switch it to less than over you

[06:46:22] Oh backward

[06:46:25] Thank you for another 10 gifted everyone say thank you. Oh my days

[06:46:31] face. Thank you, Mr. Monmat. Oh, I know you fucking. I know you want it, Mr. Monmat.

[06:46:41] Think of it as just prime. I go, I go, I go, I go. Bang. Top ends. Top ends, brother.

[06:46:53] noo

[06:46:55] whoa

[06:46:57] who just get the 10

[06:46:59] who was that

[06:47:01] don't like

[06:47:03] me me me me me

[06:47:05] min min min min min min min min

[06:47:07] min min min

[06:47:09] aerial

[06:47:11] nice good hit

[06:47:13] good hit

[06:47:15] that's us

[06:47:17] that's fucking good

[06:47:19] yo who just get 10

[06:47:21] anonymous yeah whoever that was bro I'll get your money back right now bro who

[06:47:26] was it okay would you rather have $500,000 or dinner with stable

[06:47:33] anonymous that's $500,000 that's a lot of fucking money I'll take that for

[06:47:40] spirit okay would you rather have a hundred thousand dollars or dinner with

[06:47:43] stable at all oh fucking definitely a hundred thousand dollars right so that's

[06:47:47] That's a six figure. That's a life changing.

[06:47:52] Wait, you just...

[06:47:55] Okay, what would you rather have? $50,000 or a dinner stable in auto?

[06:48:00] What do you do, dinner?

[06:48:02] You do the dinner?

[06:48:06] We made the right choice, bro. Is that that dinner? I'm spending $30,000 for you.

[06:48:11] Holy cow! Thank you, bro.

[06:48:14] You're passing this I'm gonna get I'm gonna avenge myself. Come on. I'm gonna I'm gonna do this last second shot come on

[06:48:20] Right here. I'm open

[06:48:23] Here comes waiting

[06:48:26] Here comes all right, let's do this, bro. We can't lose to all our times in a row. Let's go

[06:48:36] No

[06:48:37] Talk to me just like we're in a tournament talk me through it, baby. Talk me through it. Don't be shy

[06:48:41] Don't fall, don't fall here. Talk me through it, talk me through it.

[06:48:44] Nice.

[06:48:45] Fall down the other way.

[06:48:47] Grab this middle boost.

[06:48:47] I'm gonna stay back, cause I know he's gonna hit it.

[06:48:49] Good call.

[06:48:50] Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[06:48:53] Get that out.

[06:48:57] Come back here.

[06:48:58] Nope.

[06:49:00] So.

[06:49:03] Yup, it's really far.

[06:49:06] Good hit.

[06:49:08] I'm there, I'm there, I'm there, I'm there, I'm there.

[06:49:11] oh my god bro let's just let's just chill for a minute while we wait for this

[06:49:36] tournament start you know it's taught me no worries no fucking worries yeah I

[06:49:40] I don't know, this chat, you know what it is,

[06:49:41] where I was just like this chat, like...

[06:49:43] Bro, it's really just a chat.

[06:49:45] Yes, yes, yes.

[06:49:46] It's like so...

[06:49:47] It's way more chill when you're off camera, buddy.

[06:49:48] It's so much more chill, bro.

[06:49:50] Like, I play so much better when this chat just shuts off.

[06:49:56] Like, dead ass.

[06:49:56] Like, you guys play so fucking annoying.

[06:50:07] Are you a mood of twins?

[06:50:08] Because all I can see is your fat nose.

[06:50:09] What kind of first-time chatter is that bro like bro do something productive. It's a beautiful day out

[06:50:19] Actually that was like the meanest thing you're gonna say you just compare me to fucking moota

[06:50:32] Ron you play better when you shut up

[06:50:34] what it's written play I could play the piano I could play any song you want I

[06:50:43] got to do a streamer I buy a piano I'm saving a lot of my streams from when

[06:50:48] we move into the new house like I'm gonna oh I can't wait to build a crib

[06:50:52] that's gonna be a cinema stream without VepSy the juice

[06:51:00] VepSy don't fuck with us VepSy's banned

[06:51:09] You and Jason said the same thing and no content we planned?

[06:51:22] What a negative thing to put in the air.

[06:51:24] Or maybe I don't want to fucking do anything in this fucking bullshit house.

[06:51:30] You guys knew everything that goes on behind the scenes?

[06:51:33] You would actually think that we're like such good people.

[06:51:36] You should see all the bullshit that happens.

[06:51:38] Raise nose.

[06:51:39] It's true.

[06:51:40] There's a lot of bullshit going on there.

[06:51:42] There's a lot of hating shit we all will never see in some five years.

[06:51:45] Actually, shit.

[06:51:46] That is like...

[06:51:47] Dude, you can't even think of it.

[06:51:50] It's actually just like random just retarded ass shit.

[06:51:53] I'm gonna go call.

[06:51:55] Oh my friend!

[06:51:56] Hey, hang on.

[06:51:57] See if you want to join?

[06:51:58] I'm about to play Rocket League Tournament starting in four minutes.

[06:52:01] Okay, I'm good after this.

[06:52:03] Okay, but I'll let you know.

[06:52:04] I'll let you know because if I lose I don't know how mad I'll be

[06:52:16] Okay

[06:52:22] Okay, wait, what are we doing? We're gonna be five five. Yeah. Oh

[06:52:27] actually fucking cinnamon

[06:52:29] CS go 10 minutes

[06:52:32] They just say fucking go on CS

[06:52:34] I'm gonna don't give a fuck about this. I'm gonna go rip 10 no low key. Okay. I'm down to play. I'm down to play

[06:52:44] Lay's what lays bro. Tell Boots. It's okay. Yes. Yeah

[06:52:49] He's all right

[06:52:53] Invite me to the call I want to say how to be five

[06:52:55] fuck we look he just got convinced yeah like look he sounds kind of fun I know

[06:53:06] but you know fuck it fuck it fuck it fun regardless fairs fairs fairs

[06:53:10] friends it is fairs bro it's yeah come on eight out of ten for ten man we can't

[06:53:15] We can't hold them. We can't hold them. I said bite you here

[06:53:29] Tell them I have no roles chat tell them I have no roles

[06:53:35] No roles bro chat I have no roles

[06:53:40] Chat I have no roles same

[06:53:45] Have no rose

[06:53:50] Guys I have no rose. Oh, I have rose did you get it?

[06:54:03] Yeah

[06:54:15] You guys play a stable one round of target for you down

[06:54:33] We'll keep it. We'll keep it cordial

[06:54:35] I'm not gonna play.

[06:54:37] It's okay.

[06:54:39] Just don't give me so good a...

[06:54:41] Just don't get on my back side.

[06:54:43] Nevermind. Some of my chats said Shades Dave Shades.

[06:54:45] You guys can all think of me as boring. Let's get to the C.S.

[06:54:47] No, no, no. Go think it's good.

[06:54:51] Just one round. Just one round.

[06:54:53] No one's going to die from one rather than a call.

[06:54:55] Ron doesn't want to play.

[06:54:57] Ron.

[06:54:59] What?

[06:55:01] He's beating us, baby.

[06:55:03] We're going to see us right after we're going to see us right after where's Maggie?

[06:55:11] Oh, he's bro.

[06:55:12] He's the last guy special.

[06:55:13] We saved the best for last.

[06:55:14] We have a camera on dude and Jesse.

[06:55:15] No, Jesse, I want to have a Russian with us.

[06:55:16] You see him.

[06:55:17] You guys.

[06:55:18] Give me a second.

[06:55:19] You like that?

[06:55:20] It's fine.

[06:55:21] I'm going to turn off the one sec, but I got going on my phone.

[06:55:22] But I don't have a camera on my Peter bird.

[06:55:23] Yeah, they are bad.

[06:55:24] It's okay.

[06:55:25] I got my phone, but I don't have a camera. I'm a Peter bird. Yeah

[06:55:34] Yeah, yeah, but your camera on sleep by so do we have a good if a lobby or do we plan this quarter we're gonna plan this

[06:55:42] Can't they took it out. They took it out

[06:55:45] Wait, really? Yeah, wait. Yeah, they did. Oh my god. What up?

[06:55:50] He's looking like a handsome cheeser

[06:55:55] at all. He's just a

[06:56:00] he's a he's a remember a

[06:56:03] gonna laugh at every single

[06:56:05] of bruises and browns. I

[06:56:07] know, right now. Yeah, he

[06:56:09] asked you. Hey, what's the

[06:56:10] guy of Mark? You're gonna do

[06:56:11] and she's what you're gonna

[06:56:13] do. I'm a man. I don't tick

[06:56:13] right nobody. Yo, I gotta

[06:56:15] get off my phone. I don't

[06:56:17] have a camera on. That's okay.

[06:56:18] All right. Let's play. Let's

[06:56:21] play. Send me. Send me.

[06:56:24] one.

[06:56:54] I

[06:57:24] Yeah, I think Bruce is coming I know just saying

[06:57:42] Let's go we on Garthick. I'm sending the links you guys right now in the discord. Don't leak it

[06:57:45] Do not leak it. Do not leak off on stop being weird. I know what you're gonna. Do it. Just stop okay. What'd you talk about?

[06:57:50] about. Just stop. What are you

[06:57:56] talking about? Chat over under.

[06:57:58] I'm going to get in trouble like

[06:58:00] a little space change AI bullshit

[06:58:02] with like some bullshit.

[06:58:04] Registration. Yeah.

[06:58:06] Recall it. That's how anybody

[06:58:08] you guys right now. I'm going to

[06:58:10] dump a cookie here.

[06:58:12] All right, guys, check the

[06:58:14] XN Family call three.

[06:58:16] I did open chat. I sent it there.

[06:58:18] full cam and then f11 in the game thanks thank you x why do I have a fucking

[06:58:24] ad here we go

[06:58:27] do you have the fanatic ad on your shit too or no wait it says pop it what is this

[06:58:32] oh a bruise your sister me say yo did you say the male light uh yeah I did he

[06:58:37] said it was like Arctic only CS wait you just hacked my computer what the fuck

[06:58:41] is the aid in play oh my god did you just make money off me

[06:58:48] Yo, what's even playing? Yeah, what is this? Uh, this is Garthick's phone. No

[06:59:04] You know you know

[06:59:08] Bro, what are you doing? I don't know

[06:59:10] What is this

[06:59:16] This is a classic

[06:59:32] Is everybody

[06:59:40] What are we missing?

[06:59:42] Marky, where's the bad ass at?

[06:59:44] I'm in here.

[06:59:46] He's in here.

[06:59:48] That's everyone.

[06:59:50] We have seven in here. We have only seven.

[06:59:52] Yeah, that's a lot of them.

[06:59:54] No, we have somebody to leave the lobby room.

[06:59:56] No, we have nine people in here.

[06:59:58] One, two, three, four, five, six,

[07:00:00] seven, eight.

[07:00:02] No, that was everyone.

[07:00:04] We got a kill.

[07:00:06] Apparently you leaked apparently.

[07:00:08] No, I didn't know I didn't argue cute. Who's that? Who is that I'm gonna kick it. Just kick him and start start

[07:00:17] Is it not a person this discord call? No

[07:00:20] No, yeah, just kicking us out. Wait, there is nine people in here

[07:00:28] Which names are you guys you fucking retards my name

[07:00:33] All right, so chiefs of what's your name? These are

[07:01:05] You

[07:01:22] We have argue queue, I don't know who this kick

[07:02:05] I

[07:02:17] Let me know

[07:02:25] Be honest you got that

[07:02:35] I

[07:03:05] You're so retarded

[07:03:09] Big fucking purple lips

[07:03:14] You know, it's crazy. I know exactly you're doing too couple

[07:03:16] Yeah, I am, bro, I hate you.

[07:03:26] Chad, what are you drawing here?

[07:03:32] Who's Giggle Lake?

[07:03:36] Who's Giggle Lake?

[07:03:40] Holy fuck, holy shit dude.

[07:03:42] Holy fucking shit dude.

[07:03:44] Holy fucking shit dude.

[07:03:46] Holy fucking shit dude.

[07:03:48] Holy fucking shit dude.

[07:03:58] You're such a fucker.

[07:04:06] Hey, what is...

[07:04:10] I got to draw a little black baby.

[07:04:20] Whoa.

[07:04:21] Bro, what?

[07:04:22] Wait, how many sound crazy, bro?

[07:04:24] We have the black baby.

[07:04:30] Um.

[07:05:01] I bet I bet money $2,000 to that you were gonna do the same joke. Let's know I'm up

[07:05:31] Someone just didn't try

[07:05:44] But this is like perm a giggling

[07:05:49] So so cough on this you did a drawing with that

[07:06:01] What what what is this you guys stupid? What does it mean? What does it mean Jack?

[07:06:11] Shitting themselves

[07:06:24] Yo

[07:06:31] I mean, he's gonna cheat on a black guy with a gun.

[07:06:33] What's he gonna do with a gun?

[07:06:35] What the hell?

[07:06:37] What the hell?

[07:06:39] They don't know shit about cheating on something.

[07:06:41] What the hell?

[07:06:43] What the hell?

[07:06:47] What are we going to throw in here, bro?

[07:06:49] We can go ahead, bro.

[07:06:53] Go ahead, bro.

[07:06:55] Chad, what's a glove?

[07:06:57] I don't know, I don't know.

[07:07:07] I don't know what it is.

[07:07:11] Wait.

[07:07:13] I don't want to ride deep, I don't want to ride deep.

[07:07:31] I might be able to tell your breath so I don't like shit right now.

[07:07:33] You got veneers, your breath smells like shit.

[07:07:35] You need years

[07:08:35] Is that

[07:08:48] I don't understand what this is

[07:09:05] Yeah, if I run my day, huh?

[07:09:07] That's not the game we have going on.

[07:09:09] First.

[07:09:11] Yo!

[07:09:13] Yo!

[07:09:15] Yo!

[07:09:17] You dropped his sofa!

[07:09:19] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

[07:09:21] No, what's going on?

[07:09:23] Oh, my God.

[07:09:25] Bro. Yo.

[07:09:27] Marky, I'm talking to you.

[07:09:29] Marky, don't choke me.

[07:09:31] I can't believe it's a coffee set.

[07:09:33] Oh, I want to see some more.

[07:09:35] Ahem.

[07:09:36] Ahem.

[07:09:37] Ahem.

[07:09:46] Mm.

[07:09:50] Mm.

[07:09:51] Ah!

[07:09:51] Ah, ah, ah, ah.

[07:09:53] Ew.

[07:09:54] Ah, ah, ah, ah.

[07:09:55] Ah, ah, ah, ah.

[07:09:56] Ah, ah, ah, ah.

[07:10:00] I

[07:10:07] Know what do I do bro like oh my car

[07:10:15] My bad check that I don't know what fucking like dude, you're so weird on God

[07:10:30] I got something that they if actually did move out of your girl. I

[07:10:35] Don't know. Probably somebody got cheated on in here. She's a good person

[07:10:39] Who got you was Jolly Rancher a good person?

[07:10:47] I never turn anybody back you gave Katie gonna be

[07:10:56] Yo

[07:11:00] Wait, wait, who's that?

[07:11:04] I don't know who this is.

[07:11:08] Did something freeze up? I got a drawing just next to it.

[07:11:12] I can't draw. My fingers are too shaky. I fought for concert like six months ago.

[07:11:16] Some friendships might get ruined after this one.

[07:11:20] I can't draw. My fingers are shaky. I fought for concert.

[07:11:24] I'm still a good one.

[07:11:28] Wait, I need a little tail, you know.

[07:11:33] There's my camera on the body.

[07:11:35] Yeah, it doesn't look that good.

[07:11:38] Oh, what?

[07:11:41] Bro, what?

[07:11:44] Yo, yo, what the fuck is that?

[07:11:49] What is that?

[07:11:54] I'm surprised by everything I got was about me.

[07:11:56] literally like literally everything I got was literally about me money I got it

[07:12:04] oh I know that's what we do

[07:12:06] Oh my god.

[07:12:13] I got nothing.

[07:12:18] What the fuck is this?

[07:12:24] Yo, yo, yo, yo.

[07:12:26] I got this

[07:12:36] What the fuck is this? Oh, oh, I'm going to everybody

[07:12:44] Why CS after this bro relax

[07:12:49] Go ahead Liko

[07:12:56] Is that his penis?

[07:12:58] What the fuck?

[07:13:00] Sorry.

[07:13:04] What is that? It's black blood?

[07:13:08] Amazing.

[07:13:14] What the fuck is...

[07:13:18] Joe! Yo, I see it now!

[07:13:22] Oh my god!

[07:13:25] I know what it is bro.

[07:13:27] Yeah you got it.

[07:13:29] Yeah.

[07:13:31] Come on, try that again.

[07:13:39] How did you draw that so good you weirdo?

[07:13:43] Chad I don't get it.

[07:13:45] I could draw a pig.

[07:13:47] Yo, where are they?

[07:13:49] I don't know what they're saying.

[07:13:51] It's just though it's the loser kids jokes.

[07:13:53] Don't worry about it, don't worry about it.

[07:13:55] Just know I would never disrespect Bobo like these guys do on kick.

[07:13:58] You just spitting me all the time.

[07:14:01] You got cheated on.

[07:14:03] Stop talking to me, don't have a dick.

[07:14:05] I got cheated on.

[07:14:07] She left you for a nestle for six months.

[07:14:09] You got depressed and you fell off.

[07:14:11] You love to be.

[07:14:13] Aiden, am I lying?

[07:14:15] Did she not take a big break because he got cheated on?

[07:14:17] Did he not?

[07:14:19] Aiden, did he not?

[07:14:21] You

[07:14:51] Yo

[07:15:06] What is that

[07:15:16] What do you want me to say for this

[07:15:21] Yeah, because of the color, it's because of the color.

[07:15:28] What?

[07:15:29] Hi, hi, hi.

[07:15:30] Okay guys, I don't think we should, I don't think we should roll this.

[07:15:35] Alright, here we go.

[07:15:38] Here we go.

[07:15:39] I'm a breast start.

[07:15:40] Put the vision on it.

[07:15:41] I put the voice over yet.

[07:15:42] Rake a big lips on big teeth.

[07:15:43] Yo.

[07:15:44] Who's Rackin?

[07:15:45] Who's Rackin?

[07:15:46] Rackin.

[07:15:47] Hi.

[07:15:48] Hi.

[07:15:49] Rackin.

[07:15:50] right kindig amongst

[07:17:20] I'm put a clover chain on my neck.

[07:17:22] Cuff them, sippy, lean well, fighting, Lidgy.

[07:17:25] I'm fighting you, Lidgy.

[07:17:29] The guy looks big. Why'd you do two black hair?

[07:17:32] Cuff them, lazy, absorbing, lean on some duck.

[07:17:34] Yo, Marky.

[07:17:35] Oh, man. Oh, God.

[07:17:37] That's crazy that I knew what this was.

[07:17:39] Cuff them, Chinese baby, asking odd and hard to sippy.

[07:17:44] What the fuck, Jeezer?

[07:17:45] Well, she's gonna play Vietnam and try dumbass.

[07:18:17] I don't know what the fuck this was.

[07:18:19] Oh my god.

[07:18:20] Question mark.

[07:18:21] Letter!

[07:18:22] It was Mark Dax.

[07:18:25] I got it there's good.

[07:18:27] What the fuck?

[07:18:28] Give me the dog question mark.

[07:18:29] She's a nook in Coffton, he's on top.

[07:18:32] Joe.

[07:18:33] Joe.

[07:18:34] Joe.

[07:18:35] Joe.

[07:18:36] Joe.

[07:18:37] Joe.

[07:18:38] Joe.

[07:18:39] Oh my god.

[07:18:40] Joe.

[07:18:41] Mark will pay you the girl's $2000 balance.

[07:18:42] Joe.

[07:18:43] Joe.

[07:18:44] Joe.

[07:18:45] Joe.

[07:18:46] lean muckbang

[07:18:48] I have to say I was leaning

[07:18:50] I was leaning on water

[07:18:52] Nobody respects you, this is bad

[07:18:54] From stupid fatass doing lean muck

[07:18:58] Look here, I'm talking about lean lean lean

[07:19:01] Yo, nah, I like that

[07:19:03] I'm talking about lean muckbang

[07:19:07] What's up, guys?

[07:19:10] I got more clothes

[07:19:12] Mark, you put that clover chip on my neck.

[07:19:14] I'm gonna put it on your neck.

[07:19:18] Oh, my God!

[07:19:20] Yeah!

[07:19:22] You did it!

[07:19:24] Yeah!

[07:19:26] Yeah!

[07:19:28] That's a good thing.

[07:19:30] Yeah, that's a lady so good.

[07:19:34] No!

[07:19:36] Really?

[07:19:38] Cut them taking care of his child.

[07:19:40] Yeah, well, don't be respectful...

[07:19:42] Hey, how you doing?

[07:19:44] Oh my god...

[07:19:46] Yo, yo!

[07:19:48] Chinese baby you took off. That's sad.

[07:19:52] What are you talking about?

[07:19:54] Yo!

[07:19:56] I thought you were talking about...

[07:19:58] You're talking about...

[07:20:00] I want to air it.

[07:20:04] Don't read. Skip it. See that?

[07:20:06] Jesus, GF's making a scene.

[07:20:08] Yeah, I'm not gonna lie though. I'm so glad you got to go on your McLaren got to go on time.

[07:20:12] I thought you were kidding.

[07:20:14] I'm not gonna explain it.

[07:20:16] Shit.

[07:20:18] Oh my god.

[07:20:20] Oh my god.

[07:20:22] We can put a burger as we see it.

[07:20:24] Mark is trying to control your pain.

[07:20:26] The burger head is crazy.

[07:20:28] The burger head is hated.

[07:20:30] What a fucking dog you are.

[07:20:32] What a cheese.

[07:20:34] He's a dick writer.

[07:20:36] By the way, I couldn't think of anything creepy next door

[07:20:50] Store average

[07:21:06] ring not fitting some one hand I'm not gonna I don't know either I couldn't

[07:21:12] figure out baseball glove doesn't fit outside yeah I hear something here

[07:21:19] I'm about to jump off a balcony there's a plane there's a plane passing by

[07:21:54] Yeah, I know what you are.

[07:21:56] Yeah.

[07:21:57] Wait.

[07:21:58] LOL.

[07:21:59] That's just what the point is.

[07:22:00] That's just what the point is.

[07:22:01] Yo, who?

[07:22:02] That's all right.

[07:22:03] You.

[07:22:04] Yo, wait.

[07:22:05] That's not what the point is.

[07:22:07] Oh, guys.

[07:22:08] Cheese you're getting paid.

[07:22:09] Yo!

[07:22:10] What is your problem with me?

[07:22:12] Yo, bro, I don't know.

[07:22:13] The purpose of smoking is all about you.

[07:22:15] I know, dude.

[07:22:17] Free Palace time.

[07:22:18] Cheese, fat, lit, red.

[07:22:20] All right, it's a good way to get off.

[07:22:22] All right.

[07:22:23] Let's get let's get the night started. Wow. I don't like that. I don't like that. Yeah, I think that was rude. Okay. Okay. I don't want to talk to you. I look at you different.

[07:22:37] I don't know what I'm saying.

[07:22:42] Wait, we can do a right rumble.

[07:22:45] Yo, what's up?

[07:22:47] He's not here.

[07:22:48] He's joining.

[07:22:49] Oh, my God.

[07:22:50] Oh, he's here.

[07:22:51] He's here.

[07:22:52] He's deaf.

[07:22:53] I got you.

[07:22:54] Good.

[07:22:55] I'm going to be about me.

[07:22:58] Yeah.

[07:22:59] Yeah.

[07:23:00] I got to be.

[07:23:01] That's for me.

[07:23:02] Bruce.

[07:23:03] What's up, Bruce?

[07:23:06] What's going on. What's going on.

[07:23:11] How you doing B five? What's good?

[07:23:13] What's good? B five. Yo, hello.

[07:23:16] Oh, y'all can't hear me. Yeah.

[07:23:20] Cool. Don't do that.

[07:23:24] Hey, Bruce.

[07:23:27] Did you send what's his name? The discord?

[07:23:31] Who?

[07:23:34] I was supposed to send somebody to the discord. Yeah

[07:23:38] Yo, Brady, yo, Brady's on the load up

[07:23:49] Right now ready for the blow your shit back demon

[07:23:57] Now let's get to it

[07:23:59] I

[07:24:29] Mike, Mike, no, they gon' fuck, no, he's too good.

[07:24:36] What is he expecting, bro?

[07:24:38] What is he expecting?

[07:24:39] What is he expecting, bro?

[07:24:41] What is he expecting?

[07:24:42] What is he expecting?

[07:24:43] Chad, why is Lizzo keep nervous to talk now?

[07:24:47] He gon' blow that bitch, he gon' blow that bitch.

[07:24:51] Oh my God.

[07:24:52] If Richie killed me again, I'm telling you to throw me on the street and let him see my truck hit me.

[07:24:55] Like, no truck.

[07:24:57] What is love, man?

[07:24:58] We got money. All right. Yeah.

[07:25:03] Who are we joining?

[07:25:07] Wait, let's make teams. Let's make teams. What are we doing?

[07:25:09] Hey, then you join X and invite me and then I'll invite everybody.

[07:25:11] Wait, they said hi.

[07:25:12] You want me to host me?

[07:25:13] Or you host. Yeah, you host.

[07:25:15] All right.

[07:25:16] Where are they? I'm sending you another 200.

[07:25:18] Hey, so what are the teams?

[07:25:20] There's Brady at first.

[07:25:22] Brady, are you playing yes or no?

[07:25:24] We're going to do a team.

[07:25:26] So we need one more.

[07:25:28] We need one more.

[07:25:30] Look, look, look, knee, Bruce.

[07:25:32] Cuff him.

[07:25:33] Yeah, slow down.

[07:25:34] Okay.

[07:25:35] All right, Brady, I'll switch him back to the court.

[07:25:37] Chad, I'm literally waiting.

[07:25:39] This is all a mess, Lobby.

[07:25:41] I told him that we have three decent players.

[07:25:44] All right, who's the three decent players?

[07:25:48] Jesus actually decent.

[07:25:50] Oh, true, actually.

[07:25:52] No, you're rocking alone.

[07:25:53] Jesus is decent.

[07:26:24] It'll be five

[07:26:26] Good, you're on you're gonna. You know that what do you mean?

[07:26:35] No, no, the great

[07:26:39] No, I'm saying train

[07:26:44] Let's bring back real car waiters with balance teams and no, wait, I can't bite

[07:26:54] Make it make it more so I can like I can fight everyone. I got to run out

[07:26:58] Wait, what's your

[07:27:00] Customs okay, I'm just gonna practice practice. I mean

[07:27:04] We go back. I love you. I'm like, um

[07:27:08] Bruce how's it possibly one point five KCS rating? How's your rank? I got I got calm cool down for 31 days

[07:27:14] So there's no way his elos one point

[07:28:16] I'm not the one that's going to

[07:28:21] come back.

[07:28:24] All right,

[07:28:25] here's your menu.

[07:28:28] Come on, we got stick together.

[07:28:29] Okay, hold on.

[07:28:30] Yeah, I agree.

[07:28:31] Hold on.

[07:28:31] Wait, hold on.

[07:28:31] Who's the lady?

[07:28:33] Who's the lady?

[07:28:33] Who's good?

[07:28:34] Yo, Brady, come on.

[07:28:34] Run up.

[07:28:35] I'm going to go like yo, wait, listen, I got it.

[07:28:37] Add XQC and add cheese or B team Gappams.

[07:28:40] I bet.

[07:28:41] That's fine.

[07:28:42] That's fine.

[07:28:42] Okay, I get first pick.

[07:28:45] I get first pick.

[07:28:45] Yo, what night are you running?

[07:28:46] I got to do heads of tails

[07:28:50] Had their tails actually first pick has your tails do I I would like to have it

[07:29:01] Tails to your first bit

[07:29:05] But actually she gets counter terrace first all right

[07:29:09] All right, my first big is it I love you. Thank you

[07:29:42] I choose I choose Bruce then

[07:30:08] Okay, well I play Val

[07:30:12] Come on, let's go ladies. We got ladies. That's the mizabal ring

[07:30:15] Alright actually have to make a crazy pick here. That was bad. Okay. I mean

[07:30:20] Wait, I know our pair that I choose

[07:30:25] I choose

[07:30:28] Where you know, you're within marking sweater. Who's better?

[07:30:32] Markey Markey Markey. Let's not tell you a sweater. He had zero kills. Yeah, we get next

[07:31:07] I'm not locked in.

[07:31:09] Nice.

[07:31:10] Nice.

[07:31:11] Very good.

[07:31:12] I like this.

[07:31:13] I like this.

[07:31:14] No lock in though.

[07:31:15] So come on.

[07:31:16] Let's do it.

[07:31:17] Yeah.

[07:31:18] You see it.

[07:31:19] I can't wait.

[07:31:20] I can't wait.

[07:31:21] This is very good.

[07:31:22] Who do we have left?

[07:31:23] Who do we have left?

[07:31:24] Let's get five.

[07:31:25] Three left.

[07:31:26] Swattergod.

[07:31:27] I need him.

[07:31:28] Fuck.

[07:31:29] I forget who I am.

[07:31:30] So basically.

[07:31:31] Trafford garbage.

[07:31:32] I'm going to get it.

[07:31:33] And Brady too.

[07:31:34] Brady, Brady, Brady, Brady, Brady, Brady, Brady.

[07:31:36] team. We're looking to dream

[07:31:43] team.

[07:31:45] What seems to be the last kick you saw.

[07:31:48] I'm glad.

[07:31:51] Put on money. How much will put up?

[07:31:54] A thousand.

[07:31:56] 15 grand.

[07:31:58] Look, here are the teams.

[07:32:00] Listen, it's Bruce,

[07:32:34] I'm not playing for a pop-tart, bro.

[07:32:36] Does anybody want a lock?

[07:32:37] No, I never played this before.

[07:32:38] We had to buy a server in 1996.

[07:32:41] We're doing 66.

[07:32:43] Yeah.

[07:32:43] Wait, is that true?

[07:32:44] We have to buy a server for 66?

[07:32:46] Wait, 66.

[07:32:47] What?

[07:32:47] Wait, what the heck?

[07:32:48] Server?

[07:32:49] Aiden, Aiden, Jack Brady.

[07:32:50] Jack Brady, Aiden.

[07:32:52] All right.

[07:32:53] That doesn't sound real.

[07:32:54] I don't see him in the drag.

[07:32:55] I don't think you have to do that.

[07:32:56] I gave him rules.

[07:32:57] OK.

[07:32:59] He thinks he's sensitive all the time.

[07:33:00] Oh, shit, it's Reggie.

[07:33:01] Oh, that's what I'm saying.

[07:33:03] Yeah, it's like a penny.

[07:33:10] Yeah, I'm a big fan.

[07:33:14] That was nice.

[07:33:16] Yeah, I appreciate that.

[07:33:18] Yeah.

[07:33:20] Two Jewish niggas.

[07:33:22] No, no anti-Semitism tonight.

[07:33:27] Where are you?

[07:33:28] You're Jewish.

[07:33:29] Yeah.

[07:33:32] Just locked in it in this fucking one straight

[07:33:36] Great, give me two Jewish audience besides Hanukkah

[07:33:40] Shalom no

[07:33:57] No

[07:34:02] That's gotta count, that's gotta count, that's gotta count.

[07:34:04] Yo, why are you doing that?

[07:34:05] That's the method.

[07:34:06] I'm sorry, bro, you're not Jewish.

[07:34:08] So Mike Verubin, now all my friends,

[07:34:10] we're not gonna give him the, yeah, no, he doesn't get it, no.

[07:34:13] Bro, that's so gross.

[07:34:16] Let's do a Jew quiz.

[07:34:18] You would fail.

[07:34:19] He only knows one holiday.

[07:34:22] Give me the other question.

[07:34:24] Give me three holidays besides the Al Hanukkah.

[07:34:27] Exactly.

[07:34:28] Christmas, Thanksgiving, Easter.

[07:34:30] I

[07:34:33] So bot pass over and

[07:34:42] And all white party

[07:34:49] Ronald's all the holidays and he's

[07:35:00] Please stop being anti-semites in here. Let's play the game. Thank you

[07:35:09] Custom thing right you hit custom doesn't just let us in I

[07:35:14] Think I think I think I think I see custom custom. No wait. We might have to go to see us

[07:35:25] Somebody's got a host the lobby. Oh, Jesus. I real fuck up. I got him turned all the way down so I came in here

[07:35:30] Yo, I don't give a fuck if you got me turned down. All right. I think somebody's got a hostel lobby

[07:35:34] We joined up IP. No, they're saying customs for the customers. It's all these warm practice right now

[07:35:39] We got a good story couple wait, you might have to do a server

[07:35:47] We we might have to go to CS go. Where's that mean?

[07:35:50] They're just that's on steam you have a workshop max 66. It's a word. It's way you can do it. Oh, really?

[07:35:57] I don't get it. How do you do it? Invite Bruce first so we can task. Okay, Bruce, join.

[07:36:07] Somebody please invite Bruce. I'm in here. I'm in here. I'm in here. I'm in here. I just had to do a steam too.

[07:36:13] I unboxed this. You can up with...

[07:36:15] Aiden, amio steam.

[07:36:17] Okay, you said mirror plus?

[07:36:19] Yeah, yeah.

[07:36:21] How much are these?

[07:36:23] Yeah, yeah.

[07:36:25] I

[07:36:31] Wait, wait, wait, Brady Brady talk with them

[07:36:43] Okay, Bobby Bob it didn't we go best with three

[07:36:46] Wait wait stop stop stop stop. Oh, I actually had that knife

[07:37:03] That's pretty good that's pretty good

[07:37:06] They're out of max when though it says wait, I'm not gonna leave somebody right

[07:37:10] I think like I think like two of the kids. Oh my god. That's what I do. What?

[07:37:23] Okay, I got it. That's hard 200 cam and turn what the fuck does he have?

[07:37:29] Motherfucker my mentor is 50 bands you dumb wait

[07:37:33] That's one for me. Let me let me hear what you said. Let me hear what you said, bro

[07:37:36] I'm not calling him by his little gay ass

[07:37:40] alias that he made in this real world.

[07:37:43] What is his name?

[07:37:44] My real name is Nerman.

[07:37:46] Yes, it's Nerman.

[07:37:48] Wait, Nerman, you fuck my inventory, Nerman?

[07:37:51] Your inventory is not 200k.

[07:37:53] OK, go do the math.

[07:37:54] What's your most expensive item?

[07:37:56] Go look, bitch.

[07:37:58] Yo, teaser.

[07:38:00] He wouldn't say any of his stuff.

[07:38:02] He wouldn't say any of his stuff.

[07:38:04] He wouldn't say any of this to my face. Yo dickwadders because he got caught in money. None of this is happening

[07:38:09] Damn is it is crazy. What the fuck?

[07:38:16] Look who's back link up from Jesus just calm down gang. You shut up

[07:38:24] You have titties you look like a transgender Dan you have a dragon lord too. Okay. Yeah, he has a better mentor. I'll be honest

[07:38:34] Yeah, me too, me too.

[07:38:36] Wait, are we playing or what?

[07:38:38] It's Alphamashara.

[07:38:39] I don't budge it.

[07:38:40] Yo, yo.

[07:38:41] How do I get them good, how do I get them good masses?

[07:38:44] Wait, Liko, you probably got to do Popfrag and you got to pay for it.

[07:38:48] Yeah, he's trained the most expensive in Midori.

[07:38:50] Bro, we're probably at it.

[07:38:51] Yeah, so 1000% he does.

[07:38:53] Not as this tall, probably like in the top 10 NA for real.

[07:38:57] Yeah, he, those like sticker capsules he has like makes his account extra.

[07:39:01] account.

[07:39:03] I think shnaggy is missing.

[07:39:05] Way more than that.

[07:39:07] Really?

[07:39:09] Oh my little shnaggy.

[07:39:11] She's right into the lobby bro.

[07:39:13] I got him.

[07:39:15] Oh good mate.

[07:39:17] Oh I can.

[07:39:19] Wait, why are we...

[07:39:21] Yeah Aiden cancel the queue on the practice

[07:39:23] competitor.

[07:39:25] I did.

[07:39:27] No, no, no, hold on.

[07:39:29] Invitation I get on the one yeah, what do we do?

[07:39:31] We have to just drop to people you know I think Liko has to go on pop frag and then like pay for it

[07:39:37] And then get an IP and give us IP and then we join

[07:39:44] It's called pop flash

[07:39:49] Then we drop top bottom frag

[07:40:59] I wasn't joking trains actually say

[07:41:19] Oh, I forget my brother training here trains on my team, by the way, that's my brother

[07:41:24] I thought I'll leave

[07:41:29] This just train have access to this room. I'm not getting a monkey. Yeah. Yeah, I didn't read the room

[07:41:40] Everybody type one inch out if we should kick Jesus

[07:41:49] Your eyes in on the game is crazy watch watch this time

[07:42:02] Jesus do not

[07:42:12] We almost got him out

[07:42:19] We almost killed them.

[07:42:21] Hold on, just give me a little minute.

[07:42:26] I'm gonna Google it real quick.

[07:42:31] She played with 12 people.

[07:42:33] I'm gonna ask Grog.

[07:42:49] I'm crazy as always, I'm so sick of you, bro.

[07:42:52] I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.

[07:42:54] I'm not gonna cry, I think you're 30.

[07:42:57] I'm good.

[07:42:58] Ha ha ha, that's okay.

[07:43:00] Mark, we could 1v1 and practice while you're playing.

[07:43:03] Ha ha ha ha.

[07:43:05] Bro, you were literally crying while saying that.

[07:43:07] No, I was just thinking, what about your meeting?

[07:43:10] Ha ha ha.

[07:43:12] What is the language of the case this whole time?

[07:43:14] Is anybody getting in out of the house or something?

[07:43:16] No, it's a call.

[07:43:17] No.

[07:43:18] It's like a podcast right now.

[07:43:20] Can somebody send me a knife?

[07:43:21] Apparently, you can do it on the X-ray.

[07:43:23] Yeah, I got you. I got you. I got you. Yeah, yeah.

[07:43:25] You got some posh shit?

[07:43:27] Yeah, yeah.

[07:43:27] Come on, son.

[07:43:29] Alright, man. How much like, what's your cheaper go?

[07:43:31] Like, that's five of them.

[07:43:33] One K?

[07:43:34] Oh my god, that's harsh.

[07:43:36] That's not bad, though.

[07:43:36] I'm gonna buy it.

[07:43:38] We feel good. We feel...

[07:43:39] You're so good, Bucky.

[07:43:44] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, man.

[07:43:45] Where's the gold?

[07:43:47] What are we waiting on?

[07:43:49] I got shit to do.

[07:43:51] I'm waiting on Liko.

[07:43:53] Yeah, what do you have to do?

[07:43:55] I have to go hang out with some of my boys.

[07:43:57] IRL.

[07:43:59] Hey, can you really leave your fucking hat?

[07:44:01] I said I had to go fucking out.

[07:44:03] Let's look for it.

[07:44:05] I have to go hang out with some of my boys. IRL.

[07:44:07] Yo, the best money deal I've ever had.

[07:44:09] I was good.

[07:44:11] I was good.

[07:44:13] That was a good one.

[07:44:18] I think we got something out.

[07:44:20] That was his best joke.

[07:44:22] We start like we need more.

[07:44:24] Everybody lasted anything he says.

[07:44:26] Honestly, bro, we got a good one.

[07:44:28] Let's just read the room.

[07:44:30] I ain't in the lobby yet.

[07:44:32] Bro, no, you're playing.

[07:44:34] You missed one person.

[07:44:36] You need to get Starland.

[07:44:38] I got a gambler.

[07:44:40] I

[07:44:49] Markey, why did you leave?

[07:44:56] Yo, Markey, yeah, what's good? What's good? You trying to hit Faggy

[07:45:10] one of us are you for some pretty shit market market used to be given big

[07:45:15] E prostitutes and nicknames

[07:45:18] he moved up he moved up to massage parlors

[07:45:22] all right hey you're gonna let go is gonna send you IP right and then you're

[07:45:26] gonna join it but then every no no no one's gonna like it because they're not

[07:45:29] getting it worth it and you're gonna you're gonna invite everyone to the

[07:45:32] game. It will get leaps unless only one person has it and I'm gonna have it and

[07:45:44] I'll just invite everybody to the game. Okay, all right, let's try that then.

[07:45:48] Who's clicking like that? It's still gonna leak into the game. Who has the IP? No, I don't think I have a master plan. I have a plan here. I have a plan.

[07:46:00] I mean, yeah, let's try it. What do you mean you're not choosing? What what couple more now?

[07:46:06] Okay, I'm inviting you and

[07:46:10] And what's your name?

[07:46:13] Invited you Aiden and

[07:46:15] An Aiden invite everyone that you have

[07:46:17] So okay, can I show my screen?

[07:46:19] You can show your screen and invite. Yeah. All right. Just do not open up console if you open up console

[07:46:26] I'll just

[07:46:30] Can you invite me?

[07:46:32] Can I invite you then?

[07:46:34] I can join you, hold on.

[07:46:36] I'm in, I'm in, I'm in.

[07:46:38] I got you, Ron.

[07:46:40] You said what?

[07:46:42] I'm going to go use the Russian real quick.

[07:46:44] Yeah, I got you, Ron.

[07:46:46] We're in a bad mood, what happened?

[07:46:48] Hey, how you doing, Jesse?

[07:46:50] What's up, Ron?

[07:46:52] I didn't force me on loading, I think.

[07:46:54] Force me on loading.

[07:46:56] Yo, I should be in the group.

[07:46:58] I have one, George.

[07:47:00] Who's that?

[07:47:02] Who is Stuart Raffman?

[07:47:05] It's Jeff Sper.

[07:47:07] Stuart, did you actually used to play League of Legends?

[07:47:12] Nah, it's a picture of Nairus.

[07:47:14] Oh, hell no.

[07:47:15] That's TSS.

[07:47:16] He's trolling, it's ironic.

[07:47:18] Read the room.

[07:47:19] Nairus?

[07:47:21] I didn't get read, so forget about that.

[07:47:26] Yeah

[07:47:50] I can join with this invite I'm sending you

[07:47:56] I sent it three times, okay?

[07:48:00] Okay, okay, then hear me out, hear me out.

[07:48:03] Everyone cannot leak if we leak it just though, but we can play if you're gonna leak dude.

[07:48:08] Wait, Nico said just to get in the game first and then do it.

[07:48:11] I did it.

[07:48:12] Yeah, I did.

[07:48:13] Oh, it didn't work.

[07:48:14] I don't want it to be an L, bro.

[07:48:15] I want it to be a W, please.

[07:48:16] So, if we want it to be a W, everyone needs to cover the screen.

[07:48:17] It might be a stringer for like five seconds.

[07:48:18] it didn't work. I don't want it to be an L, bro. I want it to be a W, please.

[07:48:22] So if we want it to be a W, everyone needs to cover the screen and be a streamer for like five seconds.

[07:48:26] We're going to do a streamer thing and we're just going to join it.

[07:48:29] Okay, but let's do it.

[07:48:31] Jesse, send me it.

[07:48:34] You can put it in the general chat here, no? The family through chat?

[07:48:41] I don't have access to that.

[07:48:42] I am a streamer. I am. I'm just telling you, it's going to end Lee.

[07:48:44] But yeah, it's this do not leak you leak it's just ruined

[07:48:51] Everybody hot their screen, please

[07:48:58] So you have a screen you do connect space and then you put that so you have to type connect and then

[07:49:05] Type like one enter one enter one like fill the console up so you can't see anything you typed

[07:49:11] I'll open up the console y'all

[07:49:14] the console you gotta go to a static tilt tilt that oh you gotta enable it you

[07:49:20] gotta enable it you got to put in your key mining wait so Jesse I just type

[07:49:23] connect and then enter that you know you type in let me type it like how it

[07:49:29] should be hold on I'm not gonna love you now I'm not sending you on steam Ron

[07:49:36] you're fine wait that's good wait Jesse sure I'm fine yeah I'm not gonna show

[07:49:41] Wait, I copy and paste the whole thing just see yeah, the thing that I put the second one

[07:49:45] I put it what command do we click the go to?

[07:49:47] Yeah, this is so good.

[07:49:48] The top left should be one.

[07:49:49] I put the code in this chat, the check out of this voice message is not in as well.

[07:50:02] Do I go to?

[07:50:03] All right.

[07:50:04] Wait, what team do I go to?

[07:50:05] Currently trying to figure out how to get this going here.

[07:50:07] It doesn't matter.

[07:50:08] You're gonna go to your console custom you guys you're gonna put in that and then after you type

[07:50:28] Go to your settings

[07:50:34] At the top enable developer console. Yes

[07:50:38] wait wait wait i see you fucking you know this the settings game and then what

[07:50:45] what don't you and then you get at the very top enable back enable that

[07:50:49] commander constantly you know developer developer console

[07:50:52] oh no train you know you enabled that train was good

[07:50:56] train yo it's the bruce yo cup him that was insane you know how to go crazy

[07:51:02] no but i was listening to that shit bro i'm through how do i type in this this it

[07:51:05] keep saying error, the spanning error. So Bruce you have to make sure you did the connect

[07:51:12] one, the connect space, you gotta type all that. Go to console binding. Well your binding

[07:51:23] should be tilde, if you click tilde you'll see a thing pop up on your screen. That's

[07:51:30] the button next to one. Oh, okay, I see it. Oh, wait, wait, wait, what did you do? What did you do?

[07:51:37] What did you do? Come on. Yeah, you paste it, but then you need to do the one, enter one, like, fill it up, you know what I'm saying.

[07:51:45] Is it that? It'll make sense when you start. Tell me anything about this Glock.

[07:51:51] What about Glock, huh? I'm pasting it in after I type it. No, no, all together, all together.

[07:51:57] Oh, yeah, so it's the connect

[07:52:07] Look, it's this easy shaggy that squiggly line top left of your keyboard you see that yeah

[07:52:11] Press that and then paste the message that just you send the group chat

[07:52:19] Oh

[07:52:22] You're so fucking still on I think I'm here. Am I here Brady?

[07:52:27] Yeah, man, you're in here. Yeah, man. I should be here. I'm in here. Yeah, I'm in here. Nice.

[07:52:31] You're in here, though. Dude, that spam thing I said.

[07:52:33] Who's the Black Hand?

[07:52:34] No, I'm not doing it.

[07:52:35] How do you do that?

[07:52:36] You are retarded.

[07:52:37] You just open it up again.

[07:52:38] What do you mean? I'm in here, gay?

[07:52:39] You're spamming.

[07:52:40] You're mail for a second.

[07:52:41] I keep my mom.

[07:52:42] Open that shit up and then just hit one, enter.

[07:52:44] One, enter.

[07:52:45] Just keep doing it until it goes off the screen.

[07:52:47] Nothing tight.

[07:52:48] Oh, okay.

[07:52:49] Nothing tight.

[07:52:50] At the bottom, you got to click the type.

[07:52:52] Wait, what team is everyone going on?

[07:52:54] What team am I supposed to go on?

[07:52:55] Also people see this RP. They can hit us off. Yeah, that's why you do the one

[07:53:09] Yeah

[07:53:11] thing or just open your console literally no no you can actually do it just

[07:53:15] he's a part of it you do actually do it they just see one bro I'm not gonna take

[07:53:23] this anti-semitism

[07:53:36] you got a bra start on your baron are we gonna find a girl in your life money

[07:53:40] I don't know what that means

[07:53:50] Alright, that's good team's right

[07:53:51] Yo, braving swish teams

[07:53:52] Can I switch up?

[07:53:53] Can I switch up?

[07:53:54] Swish teams

[07:53:55] Uh, yeah

[07:53:56] I don't fucking care

[07:53:57] Wait, no, not everyone's in here

[07:53:59] No, we were going CT first though, remember?

[07:54:01] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

[07:54:03] We got bomb, we got bomb

[07:54:04] Yeah, is he all full?

[07:54:05] We're just gonna defy

[07:54:06] You could still join, honestly, train

[07:54:08] Wait, what?

[07:54:09] Are you good wait who said be who said be five who said be five wait slots. She's we got to go cherish first

[07:54:20] Yeah, you gotta go

[07:54:32] Why is this loser playing CS with all this friends are actually

[07:54:36] What a mean message dude, maybe I'm enjoying playing video games

[07:54:48] Maybe if I went to Coachella, bro, I'd be fucking in a contract

[07:55:36] I

[07:56:06] I'm gonna take one. I'm gonna take one. I'm gonna take one.

[07:56:08] Alright. Oh!

[07:56:09] Now, now, guys.

[07:56:10] See ya.

[07:56:11] I'm fucking fucking fucking.

[07:56:12] We should win, B, bro.

[07:56:13] Alright, come on.

[07:56:14] Rocking, bro.

[07:56:15] Let's just bait, let's just bait Marky.

[07:56:16] Alright, Chiefs, you lead.

[07:56:17] Chiefs, you lead.

[07:56:18] I don't lead.

[07:56:19] One lead.

[07:56:20] Go, go, go.

[07:56:21] Why are we playing Dust 2?

[07:56:22] Yeah, I don't know.

[07:56:23] Get out of the way.

[07:56:24] Get out of the way.

[07:56:25] Stop.

[07:56:26] You guys got to keep moving.

[07:56:27] Don't stop.

[07:56:28] Let's go.

[07:56:29] Move, move, move.

[07:56:30] Let's go, everyone.

[07:56:31] Come on.

[07:56:32] Push.

[07:56:33] Let's jump up.

[07:56:34] Car.

[07:56:35] Car.

[07:56:36] Come on, I'm planting.

[07:56:37] I'm watching you.

[07:56:38] Two feet forward.

[07:56:39] Two feet forward.

[07:56:40] Come on.

[07:56:41] Flank, flank, flank.

[07:56:42] I'm watching you.

[07:56:43] I'm watching you.

[07:56:44] Nice.

[07:56:45] I'm watching our backs.

[07:56:46] One back.

[07:56:47] One back.

[07:56:48] One back.

[07:56:49] Last one, last one.

[07:56:50] Nice.

[07:56:51] No more.

[07:56:52] No more.

[07:56:53] Beautiful.

[07:56:54] Nice.

[07:56:55] W team.

[07:56:56] They actually got on the chance.

[07:56:57] They actually got on the chance.

[07:56:58] They actually got on the chance.

[07:56:59] Alright.

[07:57:00] Let's do the same thing.

[07:57:01] I'll smoke cat.

[07:57:02] We'll just go cat again.

[07:57:03] I'll smoke it.

[07:57:04] Alright, big.

[07:57:05] Wait for the smoke

[07:57:26] Coms y'all

[07:57:35] No, we're playing CS everybody look in

[07:57:55] Okay, okay

[07:58:05] You're a fucking hero, cheese.

[07:58:07] You're a hero, cheese.

[07:58:08] You're a hero.

[07:58:09] Wait, I'm seeing stars.

[07:58:10] What does that mean?

[07:58:11] I'm seeing stars now.

[07:58:12] What does that mean?

[07:58:13] No, what?

[07:58:14] I'm seeing stars.

[07:58:15] Where do you see stars?

[07:58:16] Big cheese, bro.

[07:58:17] Yes.

[07:58:18] Let's go.

[07:58:19] Your blood sugar is low.

[07:58:20] Your blood sugar is low.

[07:58:21] I'm seeing stars too.

[07:58:22] I just screamed.

[07:58:23] I just screamed.

[07:58:24] I'm seeing stars.

[07:58:25] I see stars.

[07:58:26] Yep.

[07:58:27] Oh, my God.

[07:58:28] All right.

[07:58:29] I'm going to do the same thing.

[07:58:30] Just smoke out.

[07:58:31] They can't stop it, but we're too good.

[07:58:32] I think if you're working, you're going to be.

[07:58:33] Chad, look at this.

[07:58:34] Let's go man

[07:58:49] Go Adrian cheese lock in I'm your daddy too

[07:59:04] I'm fair. I'm fair not even it's dead. Can't fuck with us up snaggy. Get a kill gang. I need to see

[07:59:12] Oh my god, you're only ex you see cheese there. Oh my god

[07:59:16] And she's a bruise has a tour to game into every shit. Who cares he's useless. Let's go be again. Let's go be again

[07:59:21] I'll smoke it again. I like be a push baby. I mean main main main main

[07:59:25] half life

[07:59:34] Hahaha

[07:59:36] Cheese why'd you get it?

[07:59:38] Oh Adrian!

[07:59:40] I can't you're so fat we're talking

[07:59:42] Back up, back up!

[07:59:44] Let's go to A, let's go A, let's go to Cheezer

[07:59:46] No, go to Cheezer, let's go

[07:59:48] Come on, rotate, rotate, go to Cheezer

[07:59:50] We can jump off and go dude

[07:59:52] Go on site

[07:59:54] Nerman where we go?

[07:59:56] I think we go B bro

[07:59:58] Come on, I'm dead, I'm dead

[08:00:00] There's 3B, 3B, 3B

[08:00:02] I can't you guys do nothing. You're so fucking bad.

[08:00:08] Let's go back. Let's go ahead. Come on.

[08:00:09] You keep flashing.

[08:00:13] Guys, I have B. I have B.

[08:00:14] Coming up.

[08:00:15] Coming up.

[08:00:18] He's lit.

[08:00:19] He's lit.

[08:00:20] He's lit.

[08:00:21] Oh my God.

[08:00:22] Oh my God.

[08:00:23] Oh my God.

[08:00:24] Oh my God.

[08:00:25] Oh my God.

[08:00:26] What do you want?

[08:00:27] What am I fucking?

[08:00:28] What am I getting, Lace?

[08:00:29] He's B.

[08:00:30] I'm not gonna lock in one flash bag

[08:00:48] I'm going to shoot.

[08:00:54] Yup.

[08:01:00] These are going to be.

[08:01:02] Let's go.

[08:01:04] Holy shit.

[08:01:06] Nice.

[08:01:08] Shall I buy it off?

[08:01:10] Yes.

[08:01:11] Yes.

[08:01:12] Yes.

[08:01:13] Yes.

[08:01:14] Yes.

[08:01:15] Yes.

[08:01:16] Yes.

[08:01:17] Let's just keep pointing where we are.

[08:01:19] Yeah.

[08:01:21] Snaggy, grab bomb.

[08:01:22] One cross, two, three cross, three cross.

[08:01:24] Four cross, four cross.

[08:01:26] Four cross.

[08:01:28] Okay.

[08:01:30] Get your balls back up.

[08:01:32] Sweater back up.

[08:01:34] Can't see mid now. Can't see.

[08:01:36] Oh, how now? XCC is using it off.

[08:01:37] What a piece of shit, dude.

[08:01:38] We're good.

[08:01:39] Where is he up in?

[08:01:40] Uh, doors.

[08:01:41] Yep.

[08:01:42] Oh, two street, two street.

[08:01:45] She go

[08:01:48] That one there's one one side. There's one one side. I gotta off. I gotta off

[08:01:53] Come on. He's on the top. He's on the top. I'm watching you stable

[08:02:02] Stable lowery

[08:02:06] It's Bruce free kill

[08:02:10] Oh Bruce my son, I got him yo

[08:02:12] I'm going to go. She's are you

[08:02:19] I know. Where was he? You can

[08:02:21] play. I don't know. He's out.

[08:02:23] You can play it. Play a bomb.

[08:02:25] Play a bomb. Switter. Switter.

[08:02:27] Play the fucking bomb. I'm

[08:02:29] trying. I'm going to show off.

[08:02:32] He might be saving an off.

[08:02:36] Go hunt him down. Yeah. Go

[08:02:38] hunt him. Let's see if you got

[08:02:41] He's definitely saving up

[08:02:43] Jesus be careful. He'll probably hold an angle. Yeah, you guys think she's gonna get winning us or no, of course

[08:02:50] Wow, he's fun. Oh my god. No way dude. I'm not a bug. I sold. I'm not gonna let her

[08:03:05] Goddermon, that's a beautiful knife

[08:03:10] All right, uh

[08:03:12] Yeah, she's by me now keep on me now, but yes, yes, yes. Where we going now?

[08:03:18] Now that one's awesome. I'll be yeah, yeah, I like be I like be I like be

[08:03:25] What's that

[08:03:27] To go to be I see you go to be I'm God our dog to release only to you grow a dick

[08:03:33] Yeah

[08:03:40] Me good morning

[08:03:46] Oh god, he just read you. Yep

[08:03:56] Stable you see him

[08:04:03] Adrian do it for mec to go

[08:04:10] Mark is using an MP5. I'm cat. I'm cat.

[08:04:14] You got low key. I mean I was one cat bro.

[08:04:18] Is it cooked? Nice. Maybe take it.

[08:04:22] Nice. Oh my god.

[08:04:26] Mark it nice. Come on. You got this.

[08:04:30] Let's go B yeah. B B B. Front of you.

[08:04:34] Bomb down.

[08:04:38] Where's the other one?

[08:04:39] I think it's in the antenna.

[08:04:41] Kevin's got up.

[08:04:44] Don't shock anyone's hopping.

[08:04:48] Both there.

[08:04:51] What the fuck?

[08:04:54] Twenty seconds.

[08:05:03] Oh, that's high.

[08:05:04] Good try, Twins.

[08:05:05] That's my fault, team.

[08:05:06] That's my fault.

[08:05:08] Okay, that's my fault. No, he's ruined our sweep. Yo, that's my fault

[08:05:14] Should we just I think I'll push together cat. That's actually we have these funds

[08:05:17] We don't we call first be we can hard push B if you want. Come on. Let's go. I got a P90. All right, everybody push out

[08:05:22] Let me go first. Yep. Don't stop. Don't stop. I'm gonna hold times. I'm gonna hold times. Yeah, Ron. Ron. You save you

[08:05:28] Everybody else push out. Oh, who's all right? Don't stop. Thank you. Don't stop. Keep going with them. Thank you

[08:05:32] I

[08:05:35] Didn't go sweater. There you go

[08:05:39] Nice

[08:05:44] Never man, we're good. We're good. We're good. Play it play it play it play it. There's one up top. I got bomb I got bomb

[08:05:50] I'm coming in guys. What the fuck?

[08:05:52] I

[08:06:16] Got here it's you come on

[08:06:22] What?

[08:06:25] Careful, watch out.

[08:06:27] The left, the left.

[08:06:29] What?

[08:06:31] Easy clap.

[08:06:33] Easy clap.

[08:06:35] Why are so easy though?

[08:06:37] Why are you a**?

[08:06:39] You have two kills.

[08:06:41] Hey, next you see Jesse.

[08:06:43] That's really sad.

[08:06:45] Adrian.

[08:06:47] Adrian, stop laughing.

[08:06:49] Alright, let's go.

[08:06:51] We're gone. Yeah, yeah, yeah, hold tons again

[08:06:54] Actually, Aiden you hold the tunnel. I'm a push lower. I'm a push. Okay. That makes sense

[08:07:02] Yeah, I'm gonna need this real quick ready ready. I'm gonna need it so you can see through it

[08:07:10] Why do you look out though?

[08:07:13] Mid-mid-mid-mid. I don't like this angle. I'm holding low key. You walk on a big shoot in the shot

[08:07:19] that's very sad very sad he hears my

[08:07:25] obstacle he's not gonna beat this

[08:07:27] what no who's store who is that wish

[08:07:32] we'll work no oh my god stable stable

[08:07:38] no I had to let's all just push a cat I

[08:07:45] don't like this

[08:07:47] I'll smoke it. Wait, I just... No. Wait, he's so gunned? Oh, you can't.

[08:07:53] That's the second time I sold that to my bad.

[08:07:57] No, bro.

[08:07:58] Alright, here we go.

[08:08:00] Just don't double smoke, cause they're off.

[08:08:02] Yeah, I got it. I got it.

[08:08:03] I'll smoke it.

[08:08:08] Wait, are we going cat or long?

[08:08:10] Long is going long.

[08:08:12] Nobody held this?

[08:08:14] do you know how to do the rocket jump or no

[08:08:17] oh god that bad jack

[08:08:21] wait what is that i got your cap what is that smoke

[08:08:24] i got your cap

[08:08:33] can't fucking see that

[08:08:34] no

[08:08:35] wait i'm gonna fucking go

[08:08:38] wait there ass

[08:08:39] fuck dammit dude i should have just fucked

[08:08:41] ct ct last one ct

[08:08:42] I got him. I got him. I got him.

[08:08:44] Wait, they're asses. This is like false. Yeah, I'm gonna be honest. They're horrible. Yeah, they're dog shit, dude.

[08:08:49] I'm gonna be honest. They're fucking a nice shit.

[08:08:51] I don't go lie. Ron is actually good at fucking this game too. Cheers, bro. I'll take crypto. Ron.

[08:08:57] Wait, what?

[08:09:01] Let's play bro. I think if we gave him a train, it would still struggle.

[08:09:05] Yes, it would.

[08:09:07] Train's good though. Yo, shaggy.

[08:09:09] I had to bloody my hand

[08:09:32] Watch out.

[08:09:33] Hold on.

[08:09:33] Lock him.

[08:09:34] Good.

[08:09:34] Thank you, Ron.

[08:09:36] Thank you for having my back.

[08:09:37] Boy, that was not you.

[08:09:38] That was you.

[08:09:39] Ha ha.

[08:09:46] The Jimmy's are supposed to team up.

[08:09:47] Ha ha ha.

[08:09:49] Why that, bro?

[08:09:51] Jeez, I'm a flashy mid.

[08:09:52] Flash back.

[08:09:55] He's up in here.

[08:09:56] He's up in here.

[08:09:56] Up in here.

[08:09:57] We don't want this around here.

[08:09:58] Because I'm not inside.

[08:10:00] No way to hit him.

[08:10:01] What you got more damage on me to know don't let the big cheese clutch

[08:10:07] Cheese you win this bro like I

[08:10:10] Wouldn't he get thousand years of good luck. Come on cheese

[08:10:14] He'll be dead in like five. There's no way that's not hiding on a 1v5

[08:10:17] Yeah, let them push you cheese fashion. Don't shit. Don't reveal your position cheese

[08:10:23] They know you have bomb drop so XCC is gonna hold out with an op off that angle

[08:10:27] You know behind the box cheese you got pre-fire now you got pre-fire rate three two

[08:10:31] Damn cheese. It's fine, bro.

[08:10:36] That's crazy. They're hiding on a 6v1 or a 5v1.

[08:10:38] They're scared of you, bro. They're scared of you. I know, I know, I know.

[08:10:42] All right. Um, I like, let's go. I'll be, I'll be, I'll be. Come on, come on.

[08:10:47] Ron, are you going lower or what are you doing? Hey, I'll buy you a Mac. I'll buy you a Mac.

[08:10:51] Oh, cheers, bro. Here we go.

[08:10:54] Sweater right now. I'm gonna be, don't stop, Sweater. I'm right behind you. Ron, can't get lower.

[08:10:59] Don't stop sorry don't stop don't stop you stop come on the guy

[08:11:06] Like you going don't stop

[08:11:10] Like you dead

[08:11:16] Quentin

[08:11:21] Blast him

[08:11:23] That's a matter daddy peak fuck that you got flank either. Yeah, they could go window

[08:11:31] I can't see the cross they can go to your top. I'm watching you swear. Don't push

[08:11:34] I'm a

[08:11:49] Wait is that Bruce going three and nine?

[08:11:56] Yeah, he need to sell that shit

[08:11:58] I'm gonna snip

[08:12:12] Excuse me don't get my right shit, okay, you're alone that you boss

[08:12:23] Ron you're a demon thank you thank you

[08:12:28] You're so fucking hot

[08:12:32] Excuse me dad, so the ex-you see does not leave us fucking spawn. I'm not kidding. It's fun

[08:12:36] You see T see T. How many left is one one

[08:12:42] Guys

[08:12:45] Nice

[08:12:48] Wonderful half Nerman your sister leader your atrocious

[08:12:51] I play these games.

[08:12:54] IDF aim.

[08:12:55] We are good to go.

[08:12:56] Hey, y'all.

[08:12:58] You're 2 and 10.

[08:12:59] Come on.

[08:13:01] I'm gonna throw myself, bruh.

[08:13:02] I'm gonna throw myself and lock in, I'll lock in, but we're doing great.

[08:13:04] Okay.

[08:13:05] I got you.

[08:13:06] I just split up.

[08:13:07] I got you.

[08:13:08] Dude, I like switching the knife from left to right.

[08:13:11] Cheese, where do I go?

[08:13:12] You want me to go beat?

[08:13:13] Yeah, you go beat.

[08:13:14] I'm gonna listen to a cheezer.

[08:13:16] You going crazy in this game.

[08:13:18] Uh-huh,體um, Adrienne.

[08:13:20] 9-3 curse y'all fuck up. It's me. Oh my god. Oh my god. There's like 30 of them

[08:13:34] Yeah, yeah, they're pushing top window not gonna lie your plan thing. I'm going tunnels. Okay. Yeah, you know

[08:13:40] Why are you so scared get in there?

[08:13:50] Oh my god, I got one.

[08:13:55] No.

[08:13:56] My bad guys.

[08:13:57] Next time I'll stand the tunnels.

[08:14:00] No.

[08:14:01] Can I take?

[08:14:02] No, don't buy.

[08:14:03] Can you drop me a molly?

[08:14:04] No, no, no.

[08:14:05] Low key.

[08:14:06] Low key.

[08:14:07] I feel like we can force.

[08:14:08] Maybe.

[08:14:09] Look to you guys.

[08:14:10] Actually, wait.

[08:14:11] I don't really care.

[08:14:12] Never mind.

[08:14:13] Never mind.

[08:14:14] Just force.

[08:14:15] Just force.

[08:14:16] Just buy.

[08:14:17] I have light shield and a gun.

[08:14:18] I have light shield and a gun.

[08:14:19] They're never gonna play long. It's always gonna be cat or just straight base. I don't know. I don't think we hold long

[08:14:24] Oh my god, she's seen if I'm looking down. I've never done like that

[08:14:29] Where they going, you know?

[08:14:31] Not not a stream. Lower tons. Oh, I got I got it might be cat

[08:14:36] lower tons

[08:14:41] No, they're fucking bought what they were lower times they were lower tons to mid

[08:14:46] What are you doing relax?

[08:14:51] I tapped out, dude.

[08:14:54] I'm like a lot finger to tab out, bro.

[08:14:58] Yeah, it's giving IDF what I plan to be right?

[08:15:04] You're going to the wrong site.

[08:15:05] You fucking burger.

[08:15:06] Oh my god.

[08:15:07] Oh my god.

[08:15:08] Yeah.

[08:15:09] Yeah

[08:15:21] Yo, let's stack a site all of us. It's all of us together because we're

[08:15:35] It's okay, we don't win this round just try to take all their guns and just got to kill them

[08:15:39] I'm gonna lock it now. I'm gonna lock it now.

[08:15:44] Just play together. All play together.

[08:15:46] Oh yes. Oh my god.

[08:15:48] Yo, what the fuck?

[08:15:50] How did he do that?

[08:15:52] Dude! How did he running AK just once out of three of us?

[08:15:56] None of us, none of us.

[08:15:57] We're done here though.

[08:15:58] Nice.

[08:16:00] They're all like, I'm going.

[08:16:03] I know. You're fucked, aren't I?

[08:16:06] No.

[08:16:07] Maybe I would say I would say kiss that wall safe kiss it. Okay

[08:16:13] Okay, now you got to go clutch a 4v1 go turn around go. I'm just gonna save dude. It's okay

[08:16:19] You're gonna save yeah

[08:16:25] You're so fucking weird on God Ron

[08:16:34] That's why the tiktoker

[08:16:37] They might give you a freebie here. They're passionate out. They're not giving up nothing

[08:16:48] I'm in a tunnel so they're staying at tunnels. Yeah, you're ready. Why don't I come up these stairs drawn really?

[08:16:53] I'm going to play with cheese. I'm going to play with cheese, I'm going to play with cheese.

[08:17:48] Oh my god, that was insane.

[08:17:50] We went montage, everyone's editing that.

[08:17:52] Nah, I'm making a YouTube channel.

[08:17:56] Holy, that was insane.

[08:17:58] Oh, I thought that was an ace, it wasn't.

[08:18:00] We're all playing CS, but we could be at Coachella watching Sabrina Carpenter.

[08:18:02] Oh, fuck.

[08:18:04] Fuck.

[08:18:06] Fuck.

[08:18:08] Fuck.

[08:18:10] Fuck.

[08:18:12] Fuck.

[08:18:14] Fuck.

[08:18:16] I

[08:18:18] Think it's a yes

[08:18:22] Is there mid that's

[08:18:29] I'm at means nobody I'd be right now long it's wrong. Yeah

[08:18:37] God

[08:18:46] bro they're so weird for fuck sake

[08:18:48] let me know where they going

[08:18:50] stun stun stun

[08:18:52] imma get on your head

[08:18:54] you wanna go here?

[08:18:56] stand up

[08:18:58] there's another one

[08:19:00] one more

[08:19:04] i don't know where he is

[08:19:06] watch quarters

[08:19:08] im tough

[08:19:10] he's on top

[08:19:12] no way, morphe's fat ass has killed me

[08:19:14] go get it on it

[08:19:16] come on cheese

[08:19:18] the world is watching you cheese

[08:19:20] cheese the world is watching you

[08:19:22] nice

[08:19:24] oh you're fucking him

[08:19:26] oh no

[08:19:28] dude dude dude

[08:19:30] dude

[08:19:32] that was a good fake flash bro

[08:19:34] you really got scared by it

[08:19:36] easier press y and say 7 to bruce

[08:19:38] type to bruce

[08:19:40] yo

[08:19:42] Oh shit, bro, that's a big

[08:19:54] He's mad of course. All right, we go now

[08:20:01] Go ahead. Oh my god

[08:20:12] Like why would you why would you kill him?

[08:20:18] You're gonna kill them

[08:20:23] What am I hearing bro, what is that?

[08:20:28] Stay welcome during our New York City, IRL you text and my phone on our screen. They go BBBB

[08:20:33] I did what?

[08:20:34] Jake you dropped the balcony, so that big New York City can house.

[08:20:37] Oh my god.

[08:20:38] Thank you so much.

[08:20:39] Come on, Nerman.

[08:20:40] Nerman, watch out.

[08:20:41] Oh, you're dead.

[08:20:42] You should take Jake's skydiving.

[08:20:43] Go.

[08:20:44] Oh, they're on site.

[08:20:45] Come on, itchy balls, you got this.

[08:20:46] Itchy.

[08:20:47] All right.

[08:20:48] Come on, quickly.

[08:20:49] Hey, did you get it?

[08:20:50] One more, one more.

[08:20:51] You're gonna get him.

[08:20:52] Nice!

[08:20:53] The views, the views, the views, the views.

[08:20:54] Oh my gosh, you're there.

[08:20:55] You're here.

[08:20:56] You're here.

[08:20:57] You're here.

[08:20:58] You're here.

[08:20:59] You're here.

[08:21:00] You're here.

[08:21:01] You're here.

[08:21:32] Go, go, go.

[08:21:33] Is it even worth the double?

[08:21:35] Like, man, it is easy.

[08:21:36] Yeah, it is.

[08:21:37] I ain't gonna lie.

[08:21:38] Yeah, they're not double.

[08:21:39] It's 0% chance they win.

[08:21:40] Yeah.

[08:21:41] Oh, my God.

[08:21:42] They ran in front of me, itchy.

[08:21:44] Chat, they're both caught.

[08:21:46] They're down there.

[08:21:47] They're down there.

[08:21:48] Oh, my God.

[08:21:49] Oh, my God.

[08:21:50] They killed me, dude.

[08:21:51] I know.

[08:21:52] I didn't mean to.

[08:21:53] One's being careful lower.

[08:21:54] One's lower.

[08:21:55] I'm dead.

[08:21:56] No way that miss.

[08:21:58] That was some drunk effort.

[08:22:01] That's

[08:22:07] There's more

[08:22:12] I'm shy nice shy nice. Oh, I sold I killed two of my teammates

[08:22:18] You're on stop doing that. Don't worry about it guys who goodbye who goodbye

[08:22:25] IDF training stop, bro

[08:22:27] I'm gonna go be

[08:22:36] Thank you

[08:22:41] You're both on for

[08:22:44] None are being none are being none are right. Go ahead. Go ahead. We're like what we know summer be speed

[08:22:49] I got one. It's beat this to me. There's to me. There's to me because I'm down

[08:22:54] Stay bomb coming. I'm coming. I'm coming on to you

[08:23:03] I don't want to go I didn't go I'd left go I'd left me

[08:23:11] I did you fucking dick head

[08:23:24] No, of course, it's Markey's big

[08:23:29] He's one time to use one time

[08:23:39] We ready jump on the dumpster jump on the dump. Oh, he's right there. Wait, just kill him. Yeah, do you actually know Shabbat?

[08:23:49] Everyone

[08:23:54] Oh, but it's 8 and it's different.

[08:24:05] Yeah, I like a money guy.

[08:24:06] I like that.

[08:24:07] Dick actually mouth game, I ain't gonna lie.

[08:24:09] We can't talk about it.

[08:24:11] Do they have an update?

[08:24:14] I'm gonna walk up mid.

[08:24:15] Are we forcing?

[08:24:16] Are we forcing?

[08:24:17] Yes.

[08:24:18] You're a mid.

[08:24:19] Come on, dude.

[08:24:20] I'm one.

[08:24:21] Kalon's literally not even home.

[08:24:22] Locking in, dude.

[08:24:23] nice she's nice she's I got you oh my god nice nice nice

[08:24:36] Oh, we won.

[08:24:37] There's a kid here.

[08:24:38] There's a kid here.

[08:24:39] He's gone down.

[08:24:40] He's gone down.

[08:24:41] He's lit.

[08:24:42] No way!

[08:24:43] B-5 just fucked my ass!

[08:24:46] Swatter this a flank.

[08:24:47] Swing this shit.

[08:24:48] Nice!

[08:24:49] Bomb down.

[08:24:50] Bomb down.

[08:24:51] Come to the bomb.

[08:24:52] That's old chat.

[08:24:53] That's old.

[08:24:54] Aiden, no cell, bro.

[08:24:55] Good bot, no.

[08:24:56] Yes.

[08:24:57] Pull that down.

[08:24:58] Orange walks that.

[08:24:59] Yes, sweater.

[08:25:00] Yeah, hold that down.

[08:25:04] Your orange walks out.

[08:25:05] Yes, sweater.

[08:25:05] Yeah, yes.

[08:25:06] One CT.

[08:25:07] That's fine.

[08:25:07] You hear CT.

[08:25:08] You hear CT.

[08:25:09] Snaggy, get ready.

[08:25:10] He's coming.

[08:25:10] Sweater, just get ready to swing.

[08:25:13] No, no, no.

[08:25:13] Just aim.

[08:25:14] Sweater, I got you, Sweater.

[08:25:15] He helps you.

[08:25:15] OK, I'm on your dick.

[08:25:16] I got you.

[08:25:17] No, he's coming.

[08:25:18] Look, look.

[08:25:19] Beautiful.

[08:25:19] Yes!

[08:25:20] This is actually your spot.

[08:25:21] Don't let him down.

[08:25:21] Marky.

[08:25:22] Don't let him down.

[08:25:23] Yes!

[08:25:24] Hey!

[08:25:26] Hey!

[08:25:27] Someone drag me to the car.

[08:25:28] I can't tie back.

[08:25:29] I got you

[08:25:32] Fat niggas love signs stop it

[08:25:43] Restart restart restart

[08:25:59] Yeah, it was admin. It was admin.

[08:26:01] You're reflecting some bullshit fucking fluke.

[08:26:04] We'll see the next game. We'll see the next game.

[08:26:06] Yo, let's do brush.

[08:26:08] Hey, I'll put him around. Put him around.

[08:26:10] How do you fix the match?

[08:26:11] Level, right?

[08:26:12] What the fuck?

[08:26:14] I was opening a fucking terminal.

[08:26:17] Oh, we're good. We're good.

[08:26:18] Wait, what?

[08:26:19] One more office.

[08:26:20] No, dude.

[08:26:21] We'll see you this time. We'll see you this time, bro.

[08:26:23] We haven't been...

[08:26:24] Dude, I'm down for new.

[08:26:25] I'm new.

[08:26:26] I'm new.

[08:26:27] Yeah, you should be in there.

[08:26:29] Dude, you didn't leave the whole family.

[08:26:31] I don't like it.

[08:26:32] I don't like it.

[08:26:33] They could get trained and we could get one more.

[08:26:35] Ooh.

[08:26:36] 7V7?

[08:26:37] I don't think we could do 7V7.

[08:26:38] I don't think we could do 7V7.

[08:26:39] Yes, we can.

[08:26:40] Sorry.

[08:26:41] It's already too many people, but I mean, it don't matter.

[08:26:44] One more time.

[08:26:45] It's in the chat message thing.

[08:26:49] It's not there anymore.

[08:26:50] It's just like I deleted.

[08:26:51] Oh, I get better, God.

[08:26:52] Okay, I heard that.

[08:26:53] Hold on.

[08:26:54] Hold on.

[08:26:55] Come on. Oh, we see here. I got one more here. We can do like that literally don't leak it, bro. Please

[08:27:06] Yeah

[08:27:12] We're playing newt playing newt

[08:27:17] I swear to God you are so ugly right now

[08:27:25] You need surgery dude, you need it

[08:27:27] I'm not joking

[08:27:28] I'm like a fucking video game bro

[08:27:30] I'm walking

[08:27:31] Shut up

[08:27:32] People fucking don't

[08:27:33] Bruce, come back to Miami

[08:27:34] We have a hangout like the other

[08:27:35] That was fun, that was fun

[08:27:36] Come on, Bruce

[08:27:37] Yeah, that's fine, we can all do that again bro

[08:27:38] Bruce, let's go port side again

[08:27:40] Come on, it was fun

[08:27:41] We pull up this side

[08:27:42] Oh, we should

[08:27:43] We need to come up here

[08:27:44] I thought we'd play a whole row

[08:27:45] The whole group

[08:27:46] Let's play a whole row

[08:27:47] Bruce, let's play a whole row

[08:27:48] 3, 7, 1, 2, Broadlong

[08:27:50] Remember that

[08:27:51] Yo, yo, yo

[08:28:24] What are you talking about?

[08:28:26] Where is our team?

[08:28:27] Yes, me and Bruce.

[08:28:28] You're weird.

[08:28:29] What team are you?

[08:28:30] Bruce.

[08:28:31] What do we mean?

[08:28:32] This is a big guy.

[08:28:33] Yeah, Jack.

[08:28:34] Jack.

[08:28:35] Bruce is a big guy.

[08:28:36] Oh, God.

[08:28:37] Oh, God.

[08:28:38] No.

[08:28:39] That was the fuck.

[08:28:40] Wait, Jack.

[08:28:41] Jack out.

[08:28:42] Jack out, bro.

[08:28:43] Are you like black people?

[08:28:44] Jack out.

[08:28:45] Jack out.

[08:28:46] No.

[08:28:47] No.

[08:28:48] No.

[08:28:49] I

[08:29:06] Have to command us

[08:29:19] I

[08:29:21] Me oh

[08:29:22] Stop your word by the boom

[08:29:24] all right

[08:29:27] Cheese, we're gonna go. Yes. I'm going there. We're gonna split on this map though. Okay, we're CT

[08:29:32] So does everybody split up? Yeah, she's a me. Oh, geez. I'm a watch

[08:29:36] Okay, but what'd you just say? Me. Oh, that's what sweater got Stanley calls him

[08:29:45] She's I got your mellow I think they're underground

[08:29:47] It's wrong. It's wrong. It's you. I think really

[08:29:54] She's

[08:30:04] Nerman, where's he outside outside

[08:30:10] Oh my god, hey relax, bro. It's our you're doing okay

[08:30:15] You're gonna get a kill

[08:30:23] Breathe yeah, no, I don't feel like I haven't been they're gonna go ramps

[08:30:39] Yo, what do you say?

[08:30:45] Oh

[08:30:47] Did buy a roller coaster Christmas isn't that a vibrator? Yeah

[08:30:52] Would you fuck her?

[08:30:56] Yeah, bitchy balls, yeah

[08:31:04] I'm not you fucking your grandma a hundred mil no one

[08:31:08] It's a genuine question

[08:31:11] We all are home. I'm honestly not

[08:31:15] Oh yes

[08:31:17] I'mma let out mine

[08:31:19] I hate when you guys lie

[08:31:21] I'd be a faggot

[08:31:24] Bro you get a quick nut in then you just check it out

[08:31:26] Yeah what you mean get a quick nutty

[08:31:30] Cheezer did it to install your 5k by the way

[08:31:34] Whoa

[08:31:35] How is this

[08:31:36] Y'all dude

[08:31:38] Outside of thing

[08:31:39] Cheezer be careful

[08:31:42] Cheezer be careful never wear it

[08:31:44] You're aware

[08:31:48] Run with on God, but it was there

[08:31:51] Cheeser, you know call out it you got this time. Oh

[08:31:56] My god, I like this one. Oh hell no the smoke. I don't know what smoked on God

[08:32:03] Daddy walk

[08:32:08] Come on

[08:32:14] You idiot here, right go up there. No, go Adrian. Well, I just say just say just say just say

[08:32:30] I don't know this man

[08:32:32] We're saving

[08:32:34] Yeah, I'm gonna be honest with you. This is all I got. I'm all for this off. This is an offing map. Be careful

[08:32:39] We got to win every round of CT. Yep. Okay. I'm not gonna lie

[08:32:44] You're not you're not live. No, no, no, no, why?

[08:32:50] You get your hours in bro

[08:33:00] Or they were there you guys are all watching the same ramp

[08:33:04] Yeah!

[08:33:04] But I'm saying, the reason they just play so pussy like what the fuck?

[08:33:08] Guys, they thought something.

[08:33:09] Oh, I see how they play. Yeah, they're playing really bad guys.

[08:33:11] Careful.

[08:33:12] I'm on B.

[08:33:13] By myself.

[08:33:14] I think they're going B.

[08:33:16] Oh, yeah, they are.

[08:33:17] Heard of the air vent.

[08:33:18] I found like a sweater.

[08:33:20] Let me on here.

[08:33:21] Oh, fuck.

[08:33:22] Let's look in there.

[08:33:23] Let's look in there.

[08:33:24] Where are they?

[08:33:25] Talk to me.

[08:33:26] I don't know.

[08:33:28] Oh, jeez.

[08:33:28] Where the fuck are they?

[08:33:29] Outside's clear.

[08:33:30] So it's going to be B probably.

[08:33:31] Where are they?

[08:33:31] They already on ways a above or below I forget is he's down low

[08:33:41] I'm coming up you can beat me. Hold on. I'm gonna I'm smoked off. I can't see

[08:33:57] He's one more there one more

[08:34:01] Dude

[08:34:08] We're all watching the same thing begin now's back

[08:34:16] Yes, yes, yes

[08:34:20] All right, and then I'll play let me play right let me play right

[08:34:31] He's got a head good team marshmallow

[08:34:43] Should I come on here breaking squeaky door here in crowd

[08:34:48] I'm not watching outside anymore. I'm not watching outside anymore stand up and keep jumping keep jumping if you do see anybody

[08:34:53] Yeah, they're in squeaky here

[08:34:55] Are you Jesus God? Yes. Well, they actually in three. Yeah a lot of footsteps

[08:35:01] We're ready to get you

[08:35:05] This shit get you be careful, baby

[08:35:10] We're good. We just keep living. I know baby keep doing it. Okay

[08:35:18] You're still in here water look right there look right there

[08:35:21] I'm looking at the door. No way. No holding that with an awp.

[08:35:24] Oh, right. There's someone at the door, Aiden.

[08:35:26] One's outside. Be careful. One's outside.

[08:35:28] Right there back. Just play back.

[08:35:30] Aiden, Aiden. One's outside.

[08:35:32] Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff. There.

[08:35:34] Where? Right there! I just said it!

[08:35:36] You fucking idiot!

[08:35:38] I know you! I know you! I know you!

[08:35:40] Got him. He's up. He is up. Just don't push him.

[08:35:42] Just don't push him, you win.

[08:35:44] You fucking idiot.

[08:35:46] Get him pushed. What a retard.

[08:35:48] I can't. Shut the fuck up, bad fuck.

[08:35:50] What would you know?

[08:35:52] 28 seconds. Yes. Oh, he's reloading off you here. He has all

[08:35:56] Oh my god, oh my god, you dropped your gun. Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

[08:36:20] I'm going right for them.

[08:36:21] Dude, I thought, dude, I was just hitting G like I do in Valorant, bro.

[08:36:25] Holy shit.

[08:36:26] I didn't know it drops everything.

[08:36:28] No, you didn't?

[08:36:29] Fuck.

[08:36:30] Yo, geez, you quiet, bro.

[08:36:31] You locked?

[08:36:32] What's going on?

[08:36:33] Yeah, I'm here.

[08:36:34] I'm here.

[08:36:35] I'm here.

[08:36:36] I'm here.

[08:36:37] I'm here.

[08:36:38] I'm here.

[08:36:39] Sorry.

[08:36:40] Watch.

[08:36:41] How did Jesse just...

[08:36:42] Yo, he's just fighting me.

[08:36:43] Stay here.

[08:36:44] Stay here.

[08:36:45] I'm going to stay there, man.

[08:36:46] I'll stay there.

[08:36:47] Where they at?

[08:36:48] Where they at?

[08:36:50] It's cool. I'm there too. I'm there. Oh, they're got there. Oh fucking done, bro. It's be it's be

[08:36:58] Nice sweater. They're down. Yeah, they're on the way. Hey, they're on be there on be I promise itchy

[08:37:02] Clash bro, it you come downstairs. They're planning to play me the planning planning

[08:37:07] And I think that you got one kill right here

[08:37:10] That's just my boat wait Aiden. I was actually good. Thank you baby. Go on one more come on do this shit for you know

[08:37:16] Watch your life in the windows in the way I hear a sweater. That's in the control. Nice

[08:37:25] If you go God of use you're right you're right you're right black hammer. Oh my god, nice, holy burger

[08:37:35] Dude, I like next time do this do that. I'm dead. You fucking idiot, okay?

[08:37:40] Can I give you some left or right?

[08:37:42] Can you give me some right?

[08:37:43] Oh, can she?

[08:37:44] Oh, I think I didn't get it.

[08:37:45] No, I didn't have a kid.

[08:37:46] She was taking years.

[08:37:47] Oh, OK.

[08:37:48] There you go.

[08:37:49] Even though I like your profile picture, bro.

[08:37:51] Thank you, dude.

[08:37:52] Thank you.

[08:37:53] Snaggy hose.

[08:37:54] That's really nice.

[08:37:55] All right, dude.

[08:37:56] I'm not seeing anybody this whole game, bro.

[08:37:58] That's why I'm quiet.

[08:37:59] What's your favorite feature about snaggy?

[08:38:01] Be honest.

[08:38:02] Big lips.

[08:38:03] What is it?

[08:38:04] These big lips.

[08:38:05] Are they purple?

[08:38:06] Are they purple?

[08:38:07] I'm going ramp.

[08:38:08] No one go ramp.

[08:38:09] No one go ramp.

[08:38:10] Yeah, I'm gonna say right now. I can't go do you can't just don't hold like the exact same thing. I got you. Maybe I got you come on

[08:38:18] There's older there. They're there. They're there. You got her on

[08:38:21] my god

[08:38:23] Fuck roots, bro. He keeps fucking cheating

[08:38:26] Why did you crowd? Yes?

[08:38:30] Oh my god, itchy nice

[08:38:33] My god, I'm gonna hit your balls. Holy shit. Can you get my off itchy?

[08:38:37] There's a behind you, bro

[08:38:41] Cheese you're gonna sell this shit, bro

[08:38:43] This it hold on say together say together Jesus stay with them

[08:38:47] She's your all eyes are on me bro walking

[08:38:52] You want coming a that's a big cheese

[08:38:55] Smoke we're boss man. I two kills bitch

[08:38:58] Do we have one he's saving right he's got to be saving up. Yeah, I think

[08:39:07] shit on any of you are they run and ladies have a question what do you guys

[08:39:11] get in and out what do you guys get in and out that will double down with no

[08:39:14] onion oh my god you guys will get animal style burger

[08:39:18] I didn't even know what I was so I didn't know what I was thinking

[08:39:20] was burgers

[08:39:21] I have more style burger

[08:39:23] that shit is ass bro

[08:39:24] I dropped the off

[08:39:25] we got the off

[08:39:26] cheers

[08:39:27] you guys got the animal style burger and the animal style fries

[08:39:30] I just ate them

[08:39:31] that's the real thing

[08:39:32] that's the real thing

[08:39:33] yeah yeah yeah

[08:39:34] hell yeah bro

[08:39:35] try

[08:39:36] Ironic fat fuck

[08:39:41] Going secret are they

[08:39:44] Cheese they might push me out there. They are there. I'm gonna be they're gonna be

[08:39:54] Right here, I didn't do ready three of them. I think it's one more. Oh my god

[08:40:01] Nice one fucking shit like he's lost you got clutch easy was that clutch?

[08:40:06] I'm just gonna try running around.

[08:40:08] Yeah.

[08:40:09] Yeah.

[08:40:10] Yeah.

[08:40:11] Yeah.

[08:40:12] Just like that when I lock in, I get another two kills.

[08:40:14] Good shit, good shit, good shit.

[08:40:16] Like I'm gonna push them.

[08:40:18] All right.

[08:40:19] So wait, if you guys don't think In-N-Out is the best burger, what's the best burger?

[08:40:22] It's either In-N-Out or Shake Shack.

[08:40:24] No, Shake Shack fell off.

[08:40:26] What?

[08:40:27] Gary Queen, Gary Queen, Gary Queen.

[08:40:29] Gary Queen burger.

[08:40:31] Gary Queen burger.

[08:40:33] I'm a hot guy.

[08:40:35] I was never good.

[08:40:36] It was never good.

[08:40:37] I agree.

[08:40:38] I agree.

[08:40:39] I don't think five guys was ever good.

[08:40:40] No, you're tripping, bro.

[08:40:41] Five guys is good as fuck.

[08:40:42] It's a hot take, bro.

[08:40:43] It's outside, guys.

[08:40:44] She's back up.

[08:40:45] I got you.

[08:40:46] I got you.

[08:40:47] I got you.

[08:40:48] I got you.

[08:40:49] I got you.

[08:40:50] Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

[08:40:51] Fucking hell, I'm so good, Chad.

[08:40:52] Stop it.

[08:40:53] Ron, they're all out here.

[08:40:54] I'm going to hold your left.

[08:40:55] Oh my god, good flank, boys.

[08:40:56] Get even.

[08:40:57] Oh my god.

[08:40:58] Oh my god

[08:41:13] Now your screen recording is shown actually is no friend someone I'm gonna go around I'm gonna go around they keep going out and then in out

[08:41:18] In out in how it in I'm going to I'm going to she won a hub in a brahari. What on now?

[08:41:23] Oh, no.

[08:41:25] Wait, double, nice, nice, nice, nice.

[08:41:29] Yeah.

[08:41:30] My bad, my bad, my bad, eh?

[08:41:33] What do you have, Ron?

[08:41:35] Uh, a side again?

[08:41:37] Yeah.

[08:41:38] Yeah, a top side again, top side again.

[08:41:39] Oh, God.

[08:41:40] Geez, I'm gonna watch it.

[08:41:41] Give me a second.

[08:41:42] Yeah.

[08:41:43] Okay, I got it.

[08:41:44] Bro, no, XTC might be hacking.

[08:41:47] Where are they?

[08:41:51] One's right here. I might need some help in a second.

[08:42:00] Oh no, I missed the round.

[08:42:01] Nerman, you're such a sweet derelict.

[08:42:03] I don't know where my trap is.

[08:42:07] Oh my god.

[08:42:08] This is too easy, bro.

[08:42:11] Very easy.

[08:42:12] It was fun playing, boys.

[08:42:14] Stop! Let's keep playing. It's fun.

[08:42:16] Chad, this shit's hitting me yesterday.

[08:42:19] Hello, CS.

[08:42:20] Why can't we get all the scammers on like this for more shit

[08:42:30] Like me like I don't even do anything bro as you took a gambling do bro

[08:42:36] Well, Ron, you should really do it

[08:42:40] Ron

[08:42:42] Fanatics

[08:42:44] Nice bag man. No, no, no way. I'm chasing a bag right now. If I get it, I'll come on kick the treatment

[08:42:53] Why are you just shot at me, bro? Oh

[08:42:58] Please watch out cheese. Oh my god, that's what I was you

[08:43:03] She went outside, I think who is it? Oh, what?

[08:43:07] Nice

[08:43:09] See this is why you're here, snaggyholes.

[08:43:11] Holy y'all and bro, this is-

[08:43:13] Snaggy, you're still sexy.

[08:43:15] You're not even trying to pick Mark.

[08:43:17] Bro, we just doing my money right now again.

[08:43:19] Bro, this guy's been saying the weirdest comment about ladies in my chat for literally the whole time.

[08:43:23] What is it?

[08:43:24] Saying my girlfriend would cheat on me with ladies like, get banned, get f***ed.

[08:43:27] Bro, that's a ban, bro. That's also not even true.

[08:43:29] Bro, you know how happy Kaelin is probably that you come home every single night from work, bro?

[08:43:33] I'm a hard-working man, bro.

[08:43:37] She's why'd you why'd you go to use your RA bro?

[08:43:41] I mean, oh, it's got 20,000 miles and buying new cars is for retards, but she's your rich dude

[08:43:47] Not like that, bro. You were so did you make like 60 can't stream? They're gonna off this whole half. Oh, yeah

[08:43:56] Oh my god

[08:43:58] Stop, hold on top, hold on top.

[08:44:00] One more, one more, one more, one more.

[08:44:03] Let's start going behind.

[08:44:04] Oh, he's going behind.

[08:44:06] Where? Up there, he's up there, he's up there.

[08:44:08] Wait, what? What the fuck?

[08:44:10] Boss, boss, boss!

[08:44:12] Haha, he's dead, he's dead.

[08:44:14] Oh, he's up top.

[08:44:16] Nice, nice.

[08:44:18] You know that nigga every round, get him up out of here.

[08:44:20] Nice snaggy.

[08:44:22] You see, he bro is swimming and so funny.

[08:44:24] The box like this.

[08:44:26] I know we do this every day. I mean, I'm cool with the game machines, too, but this is what

[08:44:42] So that's all I've done is shit myself on sure

[08:44:45] Yes, and are you aterosis son? Yeah, I see how you okay

[08:44:51] That's the big cheese

[08:45:26] Oh, you got him. I'm fit of playing

[08:45:43] Can you buy me or cheese I need a gun I got your money

[08:45:48] Just a den oh

[08:45:52] I'll just get it off your boat

[08:45:54] You're going to kill me with the matter, daddy.

[08:45:58] Haha, you lost the stream, let's get to it.

[08:46:00] Please, I want to say it.

[08:46:02] Aiden, Aiden, Aiden, Aiden.

[08:46:04] Grab both your ankles right now.

[08:46:06] Can you grab them?

[08:46:08] Wait, just try, just try.

[08:46:10] I can do it.

[08:46:12] There's so many of them.

[08:46:14] Aiden's try.

[08:46:16] And then spell run.

[08:46:18] Quickly, you got to do it quick.

[08:46:20] Are you in?

[08:46:22] Oh shit, he's there.

[08:46:26] He's there.

[08:46:27] He's there.

[08:46:28] He's right.

[08:46:29] Shocker.

[08:46:30] They're all here.

[08:46:31] No.

[08:46:32] Stable.

[08:46:33] You know my favorite shit.

[08:46:34] What?

[08:46:35] What?

[08:46:36] I like Nina.

[08:46:37] The girl sounds like pop smoke.

[08:46:38] Thank you.

[08:46:39] We saw him to your left.

[08:46:40] You just saw him.

[08:46:41] Shaggy.

[08:46:42] Shaggy.

[08:46:43] Right there.

[08:46:44] No cell.

[08:46:45] One time.

[08:46:46] Nice.

[08:46:47] Nice.

[08:46:48] No cell. One time. Nice. Nice.

[08:46:50] Look at that.

[08:46:51] Come on, Mr. Authority.

[08:46:52] Yo, you can win this.

[08:46:54] Oh, God.

[08:46:55] You're right. You're right.

[08:46:56] If you win this, she's going to get you a thousand dollars.

[08:46:58] Two left.

[08:46:59] One's outside.

[08:47:00] Yep, two right.

[08:47:01] Wow.

[08:47:02] Good try. Good try. Good try. Good try.

[08:47:04] Nice try. Nice try. Nice try.

[08:47:09] I know that scared the shit out of Gover.

[08:47:11] My God, I watched that.

[08:47:12] I can't believe it.

[08:47:15] Oh, my God.

[08:47:17] I

[08:47:19] Fuck you're right. I'm by the XM one

[08:47:26] Holy holy

[08:47:30] She wouldn't have any brain

[08:47:33] You know when you get your Ferrari truck, can I drive it? Yeah?

[08:47:40] No way you're getting a Ferrari truck

[08:47:44] Why makes so much money

[08:47:47] No. I wish I had a flag. Wait, wait, wait, Aiden, Aiden, where am I? Wait, bro, I'm

[08:47:55] the best friend to you, bro. Where's my Eurus? All right, kid. All right, weirdo. No, not

[08:48:00] that one. It's a rare client, not that. You remember? Oh my god, one heaven. You don't

[08:48:04] remember? Offstream when you first got your Eurus at? Yeah. Oh my god, you were there

[08:48:10] that night. Oh my god. Michael, I should have cut them off right then and there, huh?

[08:48:16] I don't know why you're quiet. You're we were there fucking

[08:48:24] Literally

[08:48:26] I gave you like 10k

[08:48:29] We never got the money

[08:48:31] Oh god, you zane cup of man snaggy did and

[08:48:37] I gave it the cup of my was there when I said the money and I'm fucking monkey scammy

[08:48:46] Oh my god

[08:48:52] Under you under you you're right like you're right under you. Oh, he's in your party right here

[08:49:46] I quit we had me in a stint for every fucking gamer. Wait, what's

[08:49:52] You got my fucking cheese or bitch ass. Oh, I did and that's a big cheese. I'll disrespect him

[08:50:01] I'm a y'all have fun

[08:50:07] What game we are next

[08:50:16] Among us with train come on

[08:50:46] Why is it just sitting here, bro?

[08:50:52] I'm gonna keep them right there for a good, all right y'all, that's a good stream.

[08:51:01] Um, nine hour stream, good vibes, thank you, just fine, nine months.

[08:51:06] Um, I should, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, I should.

[08:51:16] real quick. Wait, we're we're doing over as broad Sunday, right? Sunday? What is that?

[08:51:21] So it's you texted me Sunday the 12th, right? Sunday the 12th yet?

[08:51:25] No, no, no, no, no, no.

[08:51:26] All right.

[08:51:30] All right. Um, good fucking streams. It was good. Um, I had a lot of fun. Ws. Um, holy

[08:51:43] We dead-ass did a night-hour shoot. It's been a while since we've done one of these. We're locked back in on God!

[08:51:50] Um, I might be live tomorrow. I don't want to promise you guys, you know what I'm saying?

[08:51:56] Because I just don't know but I'm a thousand percent live on Sunday regardless all day

[08:52:03] I think Sunday I might actually do like a 10 hour low-key

[08:52:08] Or like something similar like today like I think I

[08:52:10] I think we'll we'll do bro first bro against XQC. I low key want to do something IRL

[08:52:17] Maybe I got to think of what to do and then yeah, but if not a 10 hour minimum like six to eight

[08:52:24] Almost seven. Um, I

[08:52:28] Love you boys

[08:52:29] So much you guys are great. Thank you guys for watching me. You guys chose to watch me over everyone else

[08:52:36] You know, I always appreciate that

[08:52:38] I'm live

[08:52:40] 100% Sunday, maybe I'll be live tomorrow

[08:52:43] maybe

[08:52:47] Other than that, thank you for all the subs today. Thank you for all the dough knows

[08:52:50] Thank you for anyone who's subbed that I missed

[08:52:53] You know join the Twitter come exhibition mark calm and then also guys

[08:53:00] Please please please send stuff to the PO box

[08:53:03] Send stuff to the PO box, please

[08:53:10] Yeah, send stuff to the P.O. box, exclamation mark, P.O., we're going to open it next week.

[08:53:16] I'm going to host, I'm going to host clicks.

[08:53:20] I love you boys, and I'll see you soon.

[08:53:23] Join the Twitter com, exclamation mark, com.

[08:53:25] Seriously.

[08:53:26] Join the Twitter com, exclamation mark, com.

[08:53:28] Send stuff to the P.O. box, exclamation mark, P.O.

[08:53:31] I love you boys.

[08:53:34] I'll see you, if not tomorrow, I'll see you guaranteed Sunday.

[08:53:37] Join the Twitter com, exclamation mark, com.

[08:53:39] Calm, it's not just a video box, it's a voice.

[08:54:09] Reach out, reach out, they just have a minute

[08:54:12] Hey, don't you miss this?

[08:54:13] I got much like one million pieces

[08:54:16] And I can turn it into a phone call

[08:54:18] And they say, hey, this is starting free

[08:54:20] For only they can hear me

[08:54:22] I'm spinning, now I got the shit in

[08:54:24] Shootin' people on the fucking horse

[08:54:26] Fuckin' sick, ready, I said I'll rip a car

[08:54:29] Tell us how hard it is to hold this thing

[08:54:31] Go rock and roll, they're feeling wild

[08:54:32] They say, what's the killer show?

[08:54:34] Can I go?

[08:54:35] They say, come on, shoot it for me