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04-12-2026 · 9h 23m
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Good morning. Good morning, everyone. Oh my God. Good morning, Fallen. Good morning, Brownie. Good morning. He has four. Good morning, Panda. What's good? Hey, listen, listen, listen, listen. What did I miss? When I was looking for a child and cooking for a child and giving up, I said, look, it's the child. It's a good day. It's a great day.
It's a great day!
Oh my God, bro!
Oh my God, bro!
It's a great fuckin' day!
Dead-ass, bro!
Good fuckin' morning, everybody in this fuckin' chat!
Let me see the emo to the day, man!
Let me see the emo to the day!
It's fuckin' great vibes, bro!
You can't stop me, only can you!
You can't stop me, bro! I feel too fuckin' good right now!
Matter of fact, do you guys mind if I go put on my air conditioning?
Er, no. Please?
Please? Please?
What's up ladies? Please bro, it's fucking hot.
Who's talking in our ears right now? Do you hear that?
What's up to all the ladies on the north side?
South side? East side? West side?
Wait, delay? Put it on God!
Put it on God! Alright, ready to look at the specs, ready?
are we good are we good are we good are we good are we good are we good are we
good are we good type matter and type daddy you can hear me
and it's good low speed ox was good like a man was good Mike's was good kiss my
pup was good maxi was good how's everyone doing today Sam was good it's
Good job. Hello tempo. What's good?
Today's bro first bro. Let's go
God oh god, I'm gonna win
Yo dreams of the five gifted. Thank you so much for the five gifted brown much appreciated guys today is the day y'all have been waiting for
I'm finally gonna win a brokers bro. Who's with me saved me?
Yo pink was good and recon was good PD my brother. Okay. Wait. No, he just something for two years
That's why I said my brother his name is PD. His name is PD. Yo fizzy with the eight months was good
Bro plan was good pause three might need water
He did that
I
Dispre-recorded brother. What the fuck you do you guys just be saying crazy shit when I go live, bro
Like shut your bitch ass up. Oh, I'm just kidding. It's airsoft gun. It's airsoft gun. It's airsoft gun. It's a joke
It's jump yo
Yo, Channa was good John was good. Heck was good. Hayden was good. Yo, brother. What is with this? Yo mods?
Like what is this like mods do something dead ass do something please holy shit. Oh my god
That's our whole emojis stupid first time chatter shoot yourself. Thank you for that kind message, man
You're getting modded rough welcome to the mod squad dead ass. Welcome to the mod squad
Perse was good the 19 months was good yell my Jewish brother. All right, how's everyone doing today, man?
How was Coachella did y'all go to Coachella did anyone here go to Coachella?
Did anyone see here did anyone go to be Burcella, bro?
I look you watched it was kind of interesting
Do I have any ladies in my chat drop on me if you're a lady with a sleigh emoji I
Gotta see the ladies are here right now. How did y'all feel about how did y'all feel about be Burcella?
I feel like it was pretty good like I don't know he was getting kind of hate
I didn't love it, but it wasn't bad bro. It actually wasn't bad like I kind of rewashed a little bit
I thought it was pretty good, bro
But that was pretty good.
Thank you so much for this one.
When are you bringing back the late night podcast guys?
I can't bring back the late night podcast because you guys cry about everything bro.
If we say anything controversial it goes into the Twitter comment on the scapegoat
for everything.
Get ass.
Um, what is this?
What is this chat message Justin Bieber hit the stable Renaudo method of clicking on
content on YouTube.
I'm crying.
First of all.
First of all, we're going to react to it a little bit, but let's get straight to it.
Let's get straight to it.
Minecraft segment today, honestly, I feel like today is going to be a long matter ICOV
attic day.
You know what I'm saying?
I dead ass think it's going to be a long fucking day today.
I don't know about today.
Today we have a bro versus bro against XQC.
Today will mark the first day that I went a bro versus bro.
Can I get a retweet?
Can I get a retweet?
Dead ass.
Can I get a retweet?
Can I get a retweet?
What is with this emo bro?
What is with this emo, man?
Like, do you do anything productive with your life?
Deadass.
Like, LawStreak continues pointless.
Scorpi, if you deadass think I'm gonna lose, put your mod on the line right now.
Scorpi, if I win, you gotta give me a hundred pushups in a row of face cam on Discord because
you're a fucking fat loser.
Deadass.
It seems to be when I miss one day of streaming, all hell breaks loose.
I saw a tweet.
Do I react to it?
What T fuck dead ass like what yo
Yeah, you know I found out I could pretend I'm fat look at this ready, and then I can go to skinny look wait
Look at that bro like I have aura dude look at that you see that pretend um
All right, shall we well actually first and foremost I for keep forgetting to do this
But how's your guys's day today that ass? How's your guys's day today? I you know I gotta start asking that my dad
That's got to start asking that bro
It's good. It's good. Fuck you idiot. You're terrible terrible. What did you guys do today before I went live?
Did anyone do anything productive?
Did anyone do anything productive with their life?
No nothing no no no are you guys excited for the charity match soon that we are gonna play in yeah
I'm low-key nervous, bro. I
I feel like I'm I'm like the like I don't know bro. I'm nervous man. I'm dead-ass nervous
Did anyone here practice did anyone here practice or no like did y'all practice?
Yes, yes, bro on God huge male
All right looks like we have some mail in the HIV is this what we're gonna start doing every stream
Just male emotes. Is there like a male emoji, bro dead ass
Is there like a male emoji like holy shit? It's every single fucking day male emoji blue dude covering his mouth
Let's check out the first male today
four-minute convo cuff him and Reggie
1.1 million views Wow
Holy blue dude covering his mouth
Three niggas you and Mary out of Georgia. That's a suburbs gang. You know who niggas you just thought of simply niggas
such an act tough on Instagram you not like that nigga snap back into reality
for a smack the dog show on guy yo is this streaming shit getting serious
that dead-ass oh he's a nigga police nigga the FBI came and visited me nigga
my pops in prison fuck you talking about nigga yeah send it off send address
I'm so confused are they beefing because of diswars is that like the main
reason they're beefing like correct me if I'm wrong is it literally because of
diswars no oh so they had drama before okay well I didn't know I'm not tapped in
bro because I have a job I'll do an IRL down that bitch I promise nothing will
happen fuck you talking about you're not like that game stop that collection
I'm talking now nigga you're talking to me already why would I call the police on you
why would I call the police wait is Reggie like that I don't really know
anything about Reggie I do know that cuff him though is a fat lard but I
fuck with him and I'll slide for you couple you let me know it's all you you
are a bitch DDG postage are dead daddy wait wait wait what is that true is that
actually true
what you should have gotten there you forget him you pussy fuck you talking
You are a officer.
You are a officer.
What's your ass, nigga?
Yeah, you weigh 300 pounds.
You weigh 300 pounds.
The daddy weighs zero pounds.
That dead bitch!
Y'all, oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
That might have been the craziest thing I've ever heard.
That's not funny.
No counts.
I do not affiliate with any of this y'all. I'm a civilian. I grew up in Cherry, New Jersey. It's a sweet spot
Okay, I'm a civilian
The daddy weighs your pounds that damn bitch fuck you talking about nigga
You might and I got my money to you and I got my money you a broke ass. You don't have a car
You don't have a house. You don't have you a room. You got roommates. You got roommates
Reggie when you make it 30 days. I'm making a month
You got brand nigga what you making a mom twitch. I'm making a damn steak
Fuck you talking about me get your bread up
Bulk ass nigga you're not like that I'm God
I would never call the police or name them Reginald
You just got your first bread game
You're not like that I'm God
Fuck you
Fuck you talking about me you got me tight
I don't say too much
Cuff him it's kind of funny bro I love him
Let me tell you bro this streaming shit
It's been getting a little too serious
Are people you think people are going to kill each other over stream?
Nah
It's not like that though
It's not like that
No
It's not like that bro dead ass is not like that
Like if there is a street actually, I don't know put that in the air, bro
I'm not even kidding. I'm just gonna be honest with you. I don't think anyone is like that as a streamer
I don't think anyone bro. I don't know. I don't keep watching
Hey, I called you I called you on your phone number take
Take my phone number fuck a gun we can meet up and throw them bitches
I'll crunch you to fuck up. Well, that's kind of unfair isn't Reggie like shorter than me
I know you I know you
Cuffums like five times the size of like
Cuff them will be like Kirby sucking them in because they went through all that whole crib
I don't think that went through that whole crib game. He's on it
I
Real street nigga don't post go don't send threats on Instagram
Dang if I were to get shot you think the niggas want to see the DM be dumb bitch
Yeah, I can't tell me getting graduated
But hey Reggie, bro, if you're gonna kill a couple come kill the stable till that ass whatever couple if couple goes down
We go down bro simple
Simple bro
Get your friend silky. He's 30
I
don't
want
jay's louis lkey um lays got noticed for a vela danger nice that's very nice um what
is this and instagram user shared a video of the shave frost allegedly eating a woman
The reason I quit directing 10 episodes, series on YouTube, no man should ever hit a woman.
Well, I mean, I feel like that's common sense.
I quit- oh, that's the quote.
Whoa.
Wait, when was this?
I'm just gonna come downstairs, bro.
This ain't too much.
Boom shee!
This was three years ago, and this guy took...
Wait, it's fake?
get your sister, get the fuck up
you shut the fuck up
fuck her with you
you lost his motherfucking mind
go throw, i don't give a fuck
i got my body and my confucking stuff
is that the same thing?
is that the same angle? it's a whole different angle, no?
real!
yeah, it's not the same clip
get your sister, get the fuck up
you shut the fuck up
fuck her with you
you lost his motherfucking mind
go throw, i don't give a fuck
What is that? Is that a wig?
That angle is different from this one though, right?
I mean this one's a whole different angle. This one she gets fucking hit in the face
Yeah
Bro you're so slow, I'm slow for confirming got it no no got it. I'm gonna be honest with you
This is
This is nasty
Dude Scorpion all the time I was there for that
Boom she so this one it guys it is not the same clip you guys are fucking stupid one
look how she reacts look at the sky look at the sky here it's a whole
different clip brother we know well there's fucking children in here that
are fucking stupid wait so he dead-ass hit a girl okay so I don't know what's
war I mean first or foremost if this guy held the video him hitting a girl
for like two years or a year like you're like brother you're just as bad but I'm
gonna be honest with you if Deshae hit a woman brother I just feel like this what
is the point of hitting a woman right you can literally just walk away dead ass
like she instigated yeah but honestly like if a woman just hit I don't know me
I mean, could be NDAs?
I mean, I guess, I don't know, my take is,
wait, and?
Wait, what?
What are you guys question marking me?
Huh?
Brother, if you're gonna question mark me
to me saying you shouldn't hit a woman
then just get out of the chat.
I don't know what you want me to say.
I don't think you should ever hit a fucking woman.
I think there's literally, if a woman could be so fucking,
unless she's swinging at me 100 fucking times,
and I literally have no option but to fucking punch,
or maybe she's like Gorlock the destroyer,
like 700 pounds, like six foot two,
like, and then she pushes me,
maybe I have to defend myself.
Brother, if a girl is the same height,
or if like a little bit taller, a little bit shorter,
what, like brother, why are you like, it's just retarded.
You hit your girlfriend.
Brother, I've never hit my girlfriend once, and honestly...
...she hits me!
I'm just kidding.
This is fucked.
Has he said anything about this or no?
Has he said anything about this or no?
No?
Oh, then everything I say is allegedly, just in case, because who knows, you never...
Jeez Louise though, man.
You're my favorite body positive streamer, Ronnie.
I don't know what that means, and I don't know if I should be offended or not, but thanks?
Like, I don't know what that fucking means.
Desktop of the year.
Do you think this is funny? Because like,
where I'm gonna be honest with you,
he stole my segment.
He stole my segment.
He did have stole my segment.
But he did do it better than I did.
Tonight I wanna show you all of...
hey hey hey hey hey what you got
i'm building to the level five
hey hey we gonna party like it's third of these swells tonight
yo yo yo yo mods ban the dudes putting cat look at sideways this is just a fucking beiber bitch
so we're gonna find the things in life so just forget about the world we are tonight
Oh my god, me and Justin Loki got the same voice, bruh. Shout out to Bieber, by the way, bruh.
He put on a good performance. People were hating on him. I thought it was pretty good.
Jason, when he swings on the ring girl first instead of him, what are you talking about?
Oh.
Oh.
Jeez.
Oops.
Yo, bro, you should 2v2 Jamal in speed.
Oh yeah, hold on.
Hey Jamal.
Hey speed.
Let's 2v2.
Yeah, I'll get back to you, Chad.
Give me one second.
Like what?
This laze is living life at 4 a.m. in the morning.
Let's move out.
Bro, we're actually playing CSK.
Yeah.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
bro we're actually playing csgo up 30k up 10k up 10k this is actually the
good life it's just like this is really it this is how we fucking live bruce
remember all right how am I tap dancing with plays what does it matter daddy
Let them watch for my you, bro.
What?
What?
He actually got him, bro.
He dead-ass got him.
Wait, what the fuck even is a matter of that, you know?
I'm a little bit confused.
Um, anyways, um, why are you spam-linking me this, bro?
terrifying moment caught on rink commercials derangement along coke
crashy ass who wears your daughter and throwing the man on the game
hello
me when my retta hits
I just wanna make sure that everything's okay
please don't post me bro I'm kidding
I don't know what you want man get out of my house
This is fake as shit, bro.
Oh, this is fucking dope!
Where's your daughter, man?
This is fake, bro.
This is dead-ass fake.
Huge mail!
It's real?
Hold on, let's go through all this. I've got lots of mail.
Where's your daughter, man?
Bro, fuck this guy. He's a fucking burger.
Mr. Beast responds after Jinxy said he felt uncomfortable with Mr. Beast calling him out to donate to him order.
I don't feel bad for asking multi-millionaires publicly to help people drinking dirt water
to access the clean water so they can live longer.
Holy, he took the mainstream route so he automatically wins cause the majority will agree with him.
Jeez Louise, there's a difference between asking millionaires for donations and then
asking fucking, I'll give a perfect example.
You asked Rug to donate, Rug said he'll donate 10k, you said it wasn't enough so
you made him donate more.
That shit is fucking weird.
I agree with what Jinxie said.
You guys put me in a group chat and I said,
yeah, I'll donate.
And then you guys asked me, how much do you want to donate?
I said, oh, I think I don't remember how much I said
when they finally got me in the call,
but they wanted me to donate like a hundred to $150,000.
And then you also literally had a stream
with Aiden Ross and XQC.
And then I think you didn't, yeah, I donated $50.
And it was fucking awesome, right?
I gave 50 years of free water.
And then he also, did he not like,
never hit Aiden Ross about like their shit?
He took like all like, I don't know, bro.
What was the clip of a jinkie?
Most like uncomfortable, like weird streams of all time, bro.
Basically, this is all this stream was, bro, the epitome of the stream was basically just
Mr. Beast pressuring people into donating to Team Water, which is a great cause.
But at the end of the day, let's be honest chat if team water raises
Whatever like a hundred million dollars
Who gets the credit for a brown? Who's gonna who's gonna make the tweet and say?
Oh, this is team water and we raise this money. Who gets all the credit for this drill
Mr. Beach exactly so basically it's easier to sign with mr.. Beast because the majority will just agree mr
because they think he's God. I'm gonna be honest with you.
Jinx, he's right.
We're all donating.
I donated $50.
Does anybody talk about my donation for 50 years of free water?
Nobody does.
Wait, why? Because it wasn't enough?
Is it not enough?
Is my donation not enough?
He's getting all the credit, but we're all getting pressured.
I get more credit from my chat, but I'm saying W50.
Fuck your 50, Twin.
Alright.
donating in front of hundreds of thousands of people when you combine all the things.
You spend more on a single door-dash order.
Yo, do you think I order food that's $50 total?
You're talking 200,000 people are watching this live.
And at the end of the day, I kind of thought about it and it's like, well at the end of
the day it goes to a good cause so I don't really care.
It goes to a good cause.
It goes to a great cause.
But if you watch back the VOD, literally I'm telling you, Rugg is a perfect example
was rugged the nicest sweetest dude ever and they made him feel bad for donating and it wasn't enough
it's just a kekwa out of me bro that ass but that's all this stream is bro this is one of the like
this stream was just excruciating bro okay hey chat imagine imagine if i gave fucking a hundred
thousand dollars that day holy shit to fucking miss why don't i have this account blocked the show
and I apologize to every streamer that I or every single public figure that I pressured and
I'm sorry to that oh and
Jimmy I will apologize to you if you show the proof of the water
Show the proof of the water. I guarantee the water thing is still happening, but his take mr. Beast is like I
Don't know who do you all agree with maybe or or you guys a yo knows you not pick any sides
do you guys not pick any sides? I don't know. To your nose. Maybe to your nose. Aiden Ross
is, reveals Mr. V is threatening to sue him after f-
You talking about the Mr.- Oh my bad. You talking about the Mr.- The Mr. V shit. Crisbel?
Bro, I got a text about threatening legal- Let's try it, bro. Please try it. I swear-
Bro, I'm begging! Because the motherfuckers that threaten to push legal today, I will
win and you got money so it's great please try it bro allegedly am I
opinion I say it rocknation gave me that fucking key yeah I'm not worried or
bothered at all
honestly bro imagine mr. Beast verse Aiden Ross courts and live stream your
honor what does the chat think oh my god cinema actually cinema
yo do I have any juicers in my chat any juicers in my chat what time did ex
QC go to bed last night I have to see when he goes when he wakes up what the
fuck is this Justin Bieber reacted to a clip of stable and auto midway dead
ass? What the fuck? Wait, shout out Beaver, bruh. Shout out Justin. Who the fuck is that?
Who the fuck is that? Wait, Justin Bieber is so famous. No one's even crowding him.
They must have mad security.
That's Justin Bieber?
Nice, Jess.
Now, Jason, congrats, you met Bieber.
What did you link me?
Psychuno gets confronted in a recorded disco
called about cheating on his girlfriend
with other content creators.
You wanted me to come visit you in Vegas
and how you wanted to go on a date
and how you were serious about me
and how you really meant
and how you wanted to go get a cat together.
Yes.
Yeah.
Why?
Why didn't you just break off the relationship then?
Because, because a combination, remembering how it was, some part of helping it go back
to that.
Son, oh my God, this might be the cringiest thing I've ever seen in my days.
And I've been alive for too long.
This is literally anime dialogue, exactly. This is what I've been thinking about.
Well, obviously it's not going to go back to that if you're actively cheating on her.
It's only going to get worse. I think that's really on you, but I know you're smarter than that.
I'm not.
I mean, fuck's sake, you're a 34-year-old man, you're sure.
Wait, oh my god, I keep forgetting. This guy's 34 years old.
Stop acting like your child.
34 bro, I better have a lot for already fucking just chilling not fucking e-dating, bro
But she cooked this shit low-key
I mean you say you're not smart in that but you are
You're 34 year old man. You just chose to do it. You knew damn well in the back of your head
I wasn't gonna end up well. Yeah
I know, but it's complicated.
Yo, yo, son, son, what am I, what is, yo,
does he think he's like, like, oh my, is this aura?
It's really not.
Ooh, it's raining outside.
Here guys, who wants to hear some ASMR real quick?
Let's see if you can hear it.
Hold on.
No, does anyone else like when it rains?
Like dead ass.
I actually prefer when it rains, but like, here's the best type of weather real quick.
I like when it rains in the middle of the day and then at night it's like, it's like,
it's like drizzling.
I don't know why I like that feeling.
Cheating is just bad.
She hasn't done anything to ask for her to be cheated on.
It's pretty kind of dry.
Yeah, but she
I don't need to take care of a lot of things
Like brother this guy's 34. Why am I watching this? I don't care about her
Okay, that doesn't mean that how many girls is he talking to?
Brother, what are you linking me?
Is he like a fuck does he have like a humongous fucking penis like brother?
How like how do like how does he eat date all these girls like what is it?
Is he Charlie Kirk? What is it yo? Yo, I'm oh my god, bro. Oh my god. This is just memes, bro
You're actually just fucking me like what are you like linking me, bro? Where was I?
That
You do that because you wanted to not because you
Now because she was like holding it brah brah brah get this guy off my fucking page dead-ass, bro
You know what so be it man. Let him just enjoy his fucking life. This guy's 34, bro
Deadass, are you ready for the P.O. box opening?
Reese's filled pretzels, peanut butter pretzel nuggets, crunchy!
Brother, oh my god.
Oh my god, yo, this P.O. box opening?
Actually, this might be a fucking mukbang.
How much food have you guys sent me, bro?
Dude, y'all know I can't eat this, bro.
Also, by the way, I found protein pretzels, dude.
I deadass found protein pretzels
I deadass found protein pretzels well, I don't like I actually found it like bro. Is this bad for me 26 grams of protein?
It's real bro. It is real. Okay. Wait hold on that sounds like
Yeah, you know Fortnite made like 10 million dollars apparently off fucking um off what
do you call it?
Off literally like tongue tongue tongue sewhore like how much dollars you think they would
If they made a stable Ronaldo skin, I'm really starting to think about it, bro. I'm dead ass like
Like zero dollars huge news
How does this have 1.4 million likes? I don't know, bro.
I don't know, bro.
Did you see this? What?
I have this page blocked too. What is this?
Are these safe to go to? I feel like this shit is so dumb.
Like I'm all about like stupid shit, but like I feel like takeovers. I feel like takeovers call me or Karen.
I don't know. I just think they're lame.
like I don't know I don't even think it's that cool I don't know bro call me a
Karen I don't know
Motherfucker, here's gunshots and his first instinct is to say,
Bawrite.
Shit!
What the fuck?
And then you see kickchat just putting kekwas.
Like, life cannot be real.
Imagine getting shot and the last thing you see is kekwas.
What the fuck?
Oh, shit.
Is he walking in slow motion?
Interesting.
like how is your a fucker?
bro I don't care bro
hopefully sweater is safe man this shit is scary
LA is just like a piece of shit now that I think about it now
am I wrong? showing y'all the new whip today let's go
Can somebody tell me when clicks goes live mods modge
So we can low-key. I want to see it. What card do you think he bought? What car?
What car does he buy? I don't know low-key. I'm curious
SF 90
Well, how much does the SF 90 go for bro?
What is the best car for its price 600,000 wave boss?
Did he actually buy this 400,000 dude, I honestly think people who buy cars are just fucking idiots.
Like, bro, you buy cars.
It's a depreciating asset.
It literally doesn't do anything.
All it does is get from point A to point B.
It's like, what are you doing?
Actually, what are you doing? You're just wasting fucking money. It's such a waste of money invest in property
Give back to charity do something productive like brother. You're gonna buy a fucking car like how how insincere of you
My good ass
What is this if a woman's
75,000 likes if a woman sat on the floor scrolling through their music videos on YouTube
They'd be crucified alive.
Highest paid Coachella performer of all time, by the way.
Men get away at the bare minimum.
Hey, did some come in the mail today?
Did some come in the mail today?
Oh, cause some came in the mail today.
These nuts.
Ha, got it.
I mean, that's just a classic.
That's a classic.
That's good.
Oh
Whoa
Classic yo if a woman first of all who's tweeting this
All right
If a woman sat on the four score on the music video to be crucified like brother
Why is it's like a man versus woman type of thing? I watched Sabrina Carpenter's thing. She did really good
I watched Justin Bieber's thing. He was just chilling doing his own thing
He did good, too
I think the point of being a fucking paid performer is that you play your music and they both did that who the fuck cares
Holy shit, it's like I've never seen people complain about like what they paid for you paid for an artist to sing
He did exactly that
dead ass
Quick if I get it from the ladies right now
Just kidding
Okay, ladies
Pause after holy shit. I'm getting linkers in my chest so many links going on
No one cares about a big stage full of dancers, fancy clothing, and genuinely annoying faces.
Just forgive everything I wanted from his performance.
He sang his new stuff and he gave us the old beggars with personal touch.
Only haters disliked it, bum.
That's good.
Come on.
I mean, it is true.
That ass, that ass and low-key is true.
It's like, bro, who actually cares?
Now, does, do I think, do I think XQC chat GPT'd this?
Probably.
But yeah, it's true.
Um, what is this?
What's up, bro?
Just want to say rope go up on your stream and and hopefully you will see my discord DM. I sent you
And
Discord screw the haters don't let them
Rage with you
Epic out have great day
What's up, bro, just want to say bro go up on your stream and
Hopefully it's like a new Dean, but it's okay. You know five gift it for Marissa. Oh my god
Thank you. Can I get a re Marissa go ahead and refund that call switch up and refund that ladies
You should never gift make make the men gift make their pockets hurt
Am I right ladies?
Sorry, I don't know
Um, happy Easter. Wait, you said pause it at the two second mark.
What?
How many he did not buy an SF 90XX SF 90 spider cinema?
Not bad. Um, what is this?
I didn't sell FL again. It's all I want to install FL, but I'm afraid this
chat will just crucify me every time I make music.
You know how fun it would be to actually make music on stream, but the sad truth is and this is the truth
Wait, I didn't even see the five gift is earth. Thank you for the five gifted and trickles. Thank you for the five gifted
Thank you guys make your pockets hurt simple as that bro. Thank you, man
Thank you to all the men in the Chapman ladies just watch the stream get get out of free beg for some trust me
Don't make them back. Um
Do it bro the thing is whenever I make music this check goes
or like cat looking sideways or whatever I did ask I used to have so much fun
making music as a troll and then people be like no you gotta do this you gotta do
that you gotta do that you gotta do this you gotta do that it's like matter daddy
this matter daddy that I cut that out of this like I smell attic and shut up
the Sidemen is messing up with your swag now what's five ping a ball in the
chat match cross the pitch it goes here and it's on sustainable now those
head
But it's a bad choice of fall. Yeah, the execution's good
Yo, it's case I gotta be at the charity match. I'm dead ass serious
I'm just gonna focus him the whole time. I don't even care about scoring. I did ask. Don't care about anything
I'm going to fuck him up. I'm going to slide tackle him
Staple with a 6 miles an hour.
The static one.
I think he's gonna score, you know.
I mean, after all the slum he's got, he's gonna back.
Thank you, bro. Thank you.
He does.
Is there anyone that genuinely, like, can't...
He's on your team?
I don't give a fuck!
On score, Deji.
Yeah, yeah.
Like...
Click where Deji's at.
Four yards out.
FL segment?
Don't worry, Ziggy.
I'll let you get your joke out.
Don't worry.
Fun is a few steps away with TurboTax.
Plus, the new tax law can...
There you go, bro.
I'll let you get out.
XQC calls out Pokimane Valkyrie and Lily Peaches for looking like they agree.
Sekuno is a predator. Wait, wait. Cheating and predator are two things.
It feels like they agree or not.
Am I on the Pogger side of Twitch now or am I in the middle?
What would you guys consider me? Poggers? WLR in the middle.
Whose word? Cheating and Predator. Two things.
We're able to just say disappointed or it feels like they agree or they acknowledge all the acquisitions and
How many fucking tabs you have open? Oh my fucking God, bro fine. I'll close my tap. Like why do you guys care so fucking much?
Holy shit, what it is. Well, no, you cannot just do that. It's guys
Yes.
Okay, let's do something.
All these people that have been commenting about it are more friends with Saikunin over
the nine.
This is not my type of drama because I have nothing to do with this.
All I'm going to say is, bro, if you cheat on a girl, you're a retard.
If you are a predator, you're a retard.
And if you disagree that you're a retard, kind of simple as that.
It's quite literally simple.
It's like there's no, there's, there is literally no in between.
deadass know in between. I'm dead serious bro. Um, BORRAI! April 15th, Saber on a mass
I'm following. No, please don't I'm following me. What the fuck is this? This is on a random
fucking post. Um, deadass on a random post. Let XQ explain later? Fuck, reminiscing?
Bro, this reminiscing shit? Guys, I'm gonna be honest with you, Miami was a special
time. It was a good vibe. It was a good time. A lot of good IRLs, and this is the truth that
I think a lot of people don't want to hear, a lot of good IRLs come random. When you guys
expect, I saw a tweet, I saw someone post a tweet saying like, oh, I miss IRLs. Guys,
if I did an IRL every single day, I probably wouldn't stream every single, like I wouldn't
stream as much as I do. You know what I'm saying? Like, I probably would just get
bored or, or I wouldn't stream unless I had an idea. You know what I'm saying?
I feel like, and I confidently say this,
I don't really care what the community thinks.
I feel like I confidently do a good combination
of desktop and IRLs.
Like I feel like as a streamer,
I feel like I do a very good job at having great IRLs
and good desktops.
I don't know, that's what I think.
And if you disagree, I mean, maybe you don't like me,
but like, truthfully, I do think that.
Other streamers are getting exposed.
Also, by the way, there's gonna be a lot of IRLs
prior for the summer, because keep in mind,
Dude, there's nothing facts or no.
I mean, you can say, I guess, Cap,
but like there's really not much left to do in this house.
I'm just keeping it above.
There really isn't that much to do in this house.
There really isn't, bro.
Like there isn't that much left to do in this house.
Like everything that I'm going to do,
I've done already here.
And like I also, I know you guys might get out of this.
I really don't want to travel too much until we move.
I know we're going to London,
but like I don't want to travel too, too much
because it's like, I don't know, bro.
I want to get everything in the new place.
We're about to move this month.
It's like, I don't want to travel too much right now.
Like it's just simple as that.
Damn, wait, what should be our final segment in this house?
There's got to be something
that's like our finale of this house.
I'm trying to think like, what is our finale?
Like, do we just blow it up?
Cleaning?
It looks like it's clean.
It got cleaned already.
We already got cleaned.
I feel like we should do a mukbang on the floor.
Nah, I'm just kidding.
That's disgusting.
But I'll be honest with you, I don't think,
do you think we'll do like a last goodbye to this house?
Hi, maybe, who knows?
I don't, wait, when is our last day of this house?
I don't even know, does anyone know?
Has anyone in this house said it?
Maybe we say, maybe we do a goodbye party?
No.
I don't know when our last day is.
I'm gonna be honest with you, that Loki confuses me.
I don't know when our last day is.
But I honestly, next week, low key, hold on.
Now that I think about it, before we leave,
should I do another?
I feel like before we move out,
I feel like I should do one last garage sale.
That's when I should save it.
Should I save the garage sale?
That's what we should do.
There's actually, unironically,
so throw a project X send up off a rack.
Yo, there's unironically a lot of shit
that's either going in the trash or I could give away.
Does anyone live in LA?
I swear to God, I'm down to fill up like a van
with shit and give it away.
There's so much shit I actually can't bring to the new house.
Like, dude, same with like clothes and shoes,
like I don't really care to sell it.
I low key just want to give it to you guys
if you guys are any of like mice.
Is anyone here besides anyone?
Is anyone aside for me?
Sorry, excuse me.
Other streamers getting exposed for slapping girls and cheating on their wife while ours
talks about Matty Daddy and holding your ankles and spelling run.
You know man, this is the good life, Jett.
Welcome to the good life.
I did act
Dude, I just gotta focus. Yeah, this is just this is good stuff
XCC is similar on aster IRL tomorrow. No, not tomorrow, but me and XCC will be seeing each other in London very soon. Yay
I'm excited shout out to XCC
What else now? I'm operator ladies. Can you hear us? Oh?
Yep, we are
Here yeah, I love ladies bro
Um, deleted posts. I die laughing. We can't go to the chair.
Must be the sign of 360. I'm not going to mention that.
I got, I, I, I, I, I'm not even going to talk about it.
This is a mere, we already saw this, um, whatever.
Yeah, I'm going to be honest with you.
I saw basically people upset because I just basically,
I don't want to talk about it too much.
Cause honestly, I never went in this situation.
I'll be honest with you. And I don't want to sound like a, like a victim,
but like I basically was just saying, I didn't want to sign a thing
To go to Coachella. That was the literally the reason I went or I didn't go and it got like taken into blofatamine and everything that I said
I based off what I read in the group chat and somehow it came back on me
But one thing is I apologize for that. I didn't mean to sound overboard
But no, I didn't lie at all. I read I literally said I didn't want to go to Coachella
Because I didn't want to sign anything which is the truth and then somehow I end up on meme houses website
And they basically put me in an article said I signed with crypto by the way, which I never did
Yeah, completely just lied. I don't know what that is
But one thing I will say is I delete all hate on everyone here. No one does it on me. It's it's okay
You know, I I love everyone and I hope everyone's happy men and simple as that sue them
Where's the article outlaw? Where's the article? There's an out. There's an article somewhere
There's literally an article somewhere
Did you really find it?
Yeah, so I don't know what this is
Basically ghosts a high-stakes train lines were prediction Marcus for us in live crypto charts unfold in real time with Jason the ween and stable noto
I don't I don't Jason definitely did not sign that and the number two. I
110,000% did not sign to a crypto casino called ghosts. I don't know what this is
Um, but yeah, I actually don't know what this is complete completely
Stream K jewel what the fuck is that?
Sue them. Um, I mean I
Guess I don't know but hopefully me and Jason don't get in trouble for that cuz I don't know what that is
If I were to take a gambling deal, you'll know I'm going to take a gambling deal and it will
be soon.
Uh, Joe Rates, Ron, okay, that sounded crazy.
Oh, God, I said Rates.
I just put my lips together by accident.
I said Rates.
I'm sorry.
I know.
That sounded crazy.
I know.
I knew people were going to react as soon as I said that.
People are gonna I knew people are gonna react as soon as I said that because I touched my lips at the end of the sense
I said rates and then I you see I did it again rates
Like oh my god, bro. Wait, so what is this? What is he on? What is this rating of what is this?
It's top tier, bro. Ah, yeah, what is this?
Blunt rotation would you guys put me in your blunt rotation or no?
Would you
Love rock no fuck no
Get ass
You would blow my high wait, do people actually think that I would blow their high
Yeah, I
Would make shit fun, bro. I'd make you still I cup and shit
Yeah, I've never interacted but that dude is funny shit, bro. I would definitely I definitely smoke a run
Oh top tier why do you have courage JD? Oh, oh my god, bro
Yeah, well on top tier Jason
Jason I would put Jason in it survive and I put Lacey in mid
I'll be honest with you
I've smoked with Jason and Lacey and it's a great blood rotation. We did it maybe like a broad lawn
It's a great Bob's bro. I'm dead ass. Lacey just let's have the giggle shit Jason is just just laughs at anything
I'm basically just talking about absolutely nonsense, and we're just sitting there zoned out good vibes dead ass
I look he missed smoking a little bit. Is that bad for me like all jokes aside like is smoking bad for me
No?
Lowkey?
I want to do a smoke segment.
But Jason's banned because Bob will catch him.
But lowkey with Lacey.
I don't know if he'd be down, but hotbox something.
Stop.
Dude.
Siggi, there's absolutely nothing wrong with smoking here and there.
Smoking every day, I think, is a problem, truthfully.
I know a lot of people here maybe smoke every day.
There might be people here who are smoking right now.
Smoking here and there isn't gonna fucking like make my brain permafry
Like there's a difference between like I can't live without it like lays where he becomes brain dead
To move that you know I'm saying
Let's hotbox the Maybach. I'm on ironic
Who deleted this you dude are you afraid that bot is in the chat right now you fucking dork?
Like did you dead ass just like bro? He's not in my chat
Like oh my god um I actually want to hop ox it bro. I'm down to I want to smoke again on stream
I feel like it's a good reset to a lot of things dude someone tied me out
It's probably fucking siggy. He's trying not to get by here, bro
Isn't it a lease brother. There's nothing wrong with leasing cars. I lease my I lease my Lamborghini Urus
I told y'all this I've leased my all my SUVs, but it's still five. It's a lot of money
Yo, why does my feet smell like cheddar cheese?
Wait, why does Joe's chat not like me?
Ron will be a vibe not going all rather die Ron rather die
That dude is funny you should bro. I would definitely why am I oh for stable Renoto? Why am I oh?
Bro, can I get my shorts back? Why did I see them in a leg day tick tock?
Oh God, those are my favorite shorts now. I don't know where they are either
On God, those are my favorite shorts though
So thank you
Bro, you could borrow my clothes to bet us
Bro, you don't come on big bro, you don't hit legs anyway, and then he kept was nice
All right. Yeah, what are you doing right now, bro? Do you got to get out of bed? Hold on
are you in bed right now bro get out of bed dude jacy come here I want to ask you a question about
Coachella we need a raw and adapt silk and stream incentives bro the guys it's okay it's all just
reset I feel like listen listen look how no one cares a day after I feel like comms blow things
out of proportion that ass bro. Just smile bro. Simple.
To the boat or lociacanth. You want to go straight into the boat or lociacanth?
Nah nah nah.
Food bro. I kinda want-
I've always been the same. True. Actually true. I'm not going to react to this bro.
It's just like, it's okay bro. If Ron ever got exposed, what would be the one thing
that he would get exposed for?
So do you guys actually think like I'm like I do this in my office time like off stream
Like do you guys think like this is what I do like this is the first thing I do
Yes, yes, yes a hundred percent. What did I just click on welcome to the party, bro. That s a
Stable or noto stream bingo. Oh, we're bringing this back. Okay back from 2023
What's the emote of the day check sus music check addressing drama against Ron check smelling his butt check
Now go ahead do the thing not yet get your L. Ron's ready not yet ladies giggle shits matter daddy check
I come grab ragos and spell run check threatening scorpies live check Keckler Keckler Keckler check
Free space check laddie goes funny check saying on God a thousand check seeing a fat editor himself
Not yet vague referencing outlaw switch my shit lays boss. What am I getting right? No, this is not bad, bro
Big girl
Dude
It needs to be said there has been no starlawn streams, no StoWee streams
It's obvious void that has been missing from the stable notice he's been spoken up about
Dude I I want to try I want to I told you guys this I really want to travel with Jason
I actually want to go to Thailand with him
deadass
Little off-stream 20v1 Thailand edition not a bad shout
Not a bad shout at all
What?
What
What
Whatever bro, I just realized we're about to get New Jersey wrong does he know
You know this Twitter calm I'm not even kidding like when I'm not streaming I'll go through this
I'm not kidding like the my in my day and Kimmy would be like oh my god. You got to get off Twitter
You're addicted and I'll dead-ass like read some of the most stupid fucking tweets ever like it is so funny to me like
Holy shit, man. I already reacted to this
Feeling controversial streamers. I don't like
Fat dude in phase
Chill on Ron Rondell Dingles loved Ron stray. Yo, I'm not even fat like but I
Whatever I'm actually just whatever
You're him Jason the ween, you're actually him.
Oh my god man, you're the one that's deadass.
Deadass man.
Um, see this?
Bro, I'm a grown ass man.
Deadass, don't ever link me to that shit ever again.
Bro look
I'm randomly driving
and the fucking tire
completely pops
driving normal, look at this shit
oh my god
he bought a urus
middle of the highway dude
wait
go back
what did I miss
wait what did I miss
oh it's old
Yana Tiktok link link me tiktok
Maybe she was cold?
Yo!
You're him, Jason!
Deadass!
You're dead as him.
Oh my god, bruh.
Holy grandale fucking dingle, bruh.
NMS, you have fucking, you can eat this up for another fucking five weeks now.
Oh my god, bruh.
Hey man, maybe she's chilly. Who knows?
Chop!
Ha ha ha!
yo is this AI? what the fuck yo Jason Naveen brother you're him bro you're
actually him holy fuck I'm not gonna lie man you're him this is actually I
I feel like I'm a fucking inset right now like what am I doing? Holy shit.
Siggy's weird.
But oh jokes aside ladies, everyone here is killing it. Love the outfits.
Shout out Coachella, shout out the cameraman too, bruh.
Dereh, shout out the cameraman.
I have to.
Don't get mad at me. Don't get mad at me. I have to don't be mad at me. I
Bro, my I'm spitting like I don't know
Jinx your response to the 24-hour stream what the thing is this was brothers is old news so long ago, but like
The reason why I was just like
Upset was like
Again, it's like two years like almost two years ago, but it's like if I
It's like let's say like somebody came to my house like a guest for example like queso or like sketch came to my house
I would like if I had like a sponsored thing. I was doing at a certain time like I would
Make sure like that's not the date that I had good enough. I found out about that
I was getting it out. I think they already covered because I like the plan was just to do
24 hours of IRL because I never do IRL. But that was the plan and then like five
hours in I just heard about that and it's like yeah me too. Finally I could talk
about it a little bit more. I mean I kind of talked about it before. I was supposed
to do 24 hours with Jinxie and then all of a sudden midway I had apparently a
sponsor that I didn't hear about until one hour into my stream. And I said I
didn't want to do it and...
Well, you just kind of feel like but I love Jinxie me and Jinxie completely
Fixed this by the way for anyone who doesn't know and we're like I love him so much that ass
That ass
Holy ox and Hitler
Sorry, that's what I'm talking about.
That's what I'm talking about.
And you said it wasn't enough so you make me do it.
Holy shit, though.
That shit is fucking weird.
I agree with what you said.
Oh my, what a holy, yoxic hit tweet is what I was going to say.
Wow, yoxic, this is such a hit tweet, bro.
Wow, you did your big one.
You did your big one.
Dead ass.
You dead ass did your big one, bro.
I can't wait for Mr. Beast to quote tweet this or sue me for nothing
Say Wallahi
Dude yo wait, is it even is this even Jason or is this AI?
Why is it still on my screen like it is off my screen?
Um yo is clicks gonna show his fucking car or gnar
BOOM!
Just a man!
See that?
Did you guys like Justin Bieber's set or no?
Give your baby, there's a doubt when you're gone
you
you
you
you
you
I
This clicks live yet, is you gonna show his car or no
See
It's only emos guy you fuck wait wait wait wait wait wait xx. That's the young is in the game
Yo clicks
Y'all clicks
Holy shit, he's a second. Oh, no
Yo, he's so weird
He didn't even get to handle all the punnabot. Oh shit
Son, what are you? So I'm good. I'm good. I don't fucking wait a minute. Well, so
He's one shot
let me his lying ass said he's but i think he's coming leave leave oh
shit
yo what the f*** are you doing? we're just eating more than
chilling yo chat chat we're just chilling and those niggas come
what the f***
I got my viewer today, bro
I haven't even stream in like two months
Yo, Klicks, chill
Bro, we just chilling and Nekka's came, bro
Chill out, Klicks
Yo, bro
Hurry up, Sidi
Yes, I'm Tota, bro
Oh, it's Tota
What are you saying?
I'm Tota
Oh, it's Tota
Why is Clicks in his chan-
Yo Chav, I'm cooking bro.
Yo, maybe start your stream?
Wait, it's lowkey, hold on now.
Bro, what do you mean, what do you mean, 4 clicks bro, please?
Ron, I hate your stream, first time chatter.
Ron, I hate your stream so much, it brings my day down so much.
Get a proper job, you selfish loser.
I hate you, keep listening to haters.
Yo, smiggly blouse, I'm not even kidding, what's your discord?
I'm gonna add you right now, I want you to deadass, call me on discord and put on your
facecam and I'll give you a thousand dollars on everything, I love.
Please, give me your discord right now, I'll give you a thousand dollars, I just want
to see what you look like, deadass.
I just want to see what you look like.
Just give me your discord, bro.
Just give me your discord.
I'm only doing this one time and one time only, bro.
I just wanna see what a first-time chatter looks like.
Is he like rattled?
Holy shit, minus one K.
Maybe he has so much money, he doesn't care.
Yo brother this isn't gonna work dude stop trying to follow this formula, bro the methods already passed
Yeah, stop trying y'all. Yeah, dude. Give it up, dude
Dead ass give it up. You're not it's that was a one-time offer, bro. That was a one-time fucking offer
When is XQC gonna go live dead ass you think he's ever even gonna spark
Jason wants this as a daily
Wait, Jason wants a Hellcat? Dead ass? He said that?
Really?
Wait, he actually said that?
Bro, Jason wants a Hellcat. He's gonna fucking crash. That shit doesn't Hellcats like spin or am I trippin?
Also, let me call XQC. He's probably not gonna wake up unless I call him.
Do a chat no no funny shit. I'm hungry
Why doesn't Jason buy like a normal car like a Lexus or something like that, bro?
Oh
My god, actually, you know it'd be hard. What if he got the Maybach SUV and he had both Maybachs?
Oh my god, that actually be so fucking hard
Nice, bro. No pick up the phone, Keckler. What game should I verse XQC in today? I'm
thinking about Rocket League, GeoGuessr, chess. What else? And then you guys spam GG. I could
Actually say anything and you guys say GG wait if excuse me good at a geogester or no
I want to get better at it. Oh wait check
Can I tell you guys what I'm playing in or am I leaking did it get announced yet or no?
I don't want to say unless it got announced
Ooh, I don't want to say unless it gets announced
Wait, I don't want to say did it get announced yet or no did it get announced
Okay, if someone said it, say it. What is it? What is it? What is it? I'm not getting banned.
What is it?
No, not the Jinxie England ship. By the way, I told Jinxie. I don't know why Jinxie said online
that I'm coming to that. I'm not landing the same day. He knows that. He knew that before he
said that. Um, the Geo Tournament. Yes. So I have a Geo Guessor Tournament and my teammate is Lacey.
So, yes, is it hard or no?
Is it deadass hard?
Like is GeoGuessor like hard to play or no?
Might as well not show up.
Like is Lacy good at GeoGuessor though or no?
Like it's apparently for a lot of money.
I'm deadass.
I heard it's for a lot of fucking money.
And chat, we need to win.
like dead-ass weed. I'm not kidding. Speed wants to play with you. VOTS! CLIP!
Give me CLIP! VOTS! Can we get a rainbow to coach you? You know what? Outlaw?
Because you said that? What do you guys want for food? Dead-ass, something you want.
I'm gonna order right now.
I did ask, what do you guys want for food?
Because of that, I'll actually order.
Okay, so, outlaw, you want one cucumber salad,
one string beans with garlic, got it.
Pork chow long bai, got it.
Chicken dumplings, got it.
Outlaw, what else? Outlaw, what else?
Outlaw, tell me what else you want.
Oh two cucumber salads you want two cucumber salads, okay, too
One no, I'm not getting pork schmaw by I
Bet outlaw I got you bro. I got you bro. That ass
Cut noodles or
Got it. Oh and one protein pretzels chat thoughts
Thoughts
Pre getting robbed brother shut the fuck up about me getting robbed if anyone comes to this house on God, it's on your guys is
Chris next door just type hold on. Let me order this real quick
So you're a streamer now nerd ha ha ha what's up douchebag? Yeah, Chris. What are you typing?
like what is this like remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on she's yeah
we're married now who the fuck are you talking to who the fuck are you talking
to um wait did speed actually say what's to play boss what is this I already
He literally told me he was sick yesterday then proceeded to stream
Bro, we gotta do we got this seems like this weekly, bro
That's crazy man. Me and Lays really won 10k together
Nice yo Lays if you ever say you're sick and then go live the same day you're gone
Go fucking take a break, bro. That ass. It's like I like what?
Fucking fries, bro.
Fries.
Actually fries.
Hey Ron, I'm sick as a fucking mug.
Sparks upstream.
Fries.
You're not my mom, I can game while I sick.
I mean, that's fine.
I'll just get a new one.
I'll get Scorpio to her.
You think I'm trolling?
What?
Scorpio will be here so quick.
Simple, bro.
I'm gonna be honest with you, Outlaw,
you're never getting that 10k for Mr. Beast.
I just want to keep, ladies, you think I'm trolling, I'm not.
Yo, outlaw, you're never getting that 10K for Mr. Beast.
How do I tell you?
Mr. Beast scommed you.
Literally he scommed you.
Like literally you're scommed permanently.
You know that, right?
Like do you honestly think, Chad, that Mr. Beast is going to give outlaw a 10K?
I don't think so.
Mr. Beast DM'd another outlaw.
No.
I just don't.
If I try to call Mr. Beast and tell him that you owe my mod $10,000, or do you think he'll
bang it on me because he's not recording a YouTube video or a live stream, so I have
no importance to him.
Call him.
Same mods, not mod.
Scorpi, you're never getting a dollar.
Also, by the way, guys, when I took a gambling deal, I'm going to give out tips
to every loyal stable viewer.
I'm dead ass.
I thought about it recently and I'm like, you know what, bro, I'm gonna give my I'm gonna give some money, bro
To the stable community that asked to only people who are typing positive messages though
Y'all need to realize chief Keith was gonna blow New Jersey at me and Ron realizing that we canceled our flights
All of a sudden stable or no, no starts making money and this whole chat says I have hospital bills yo
So this chat is dick writers!
Wait all jokes aside, all jokes aside, um, dude for the GeoGuessing tournament, does
me and Lacy have a chance or no?
Like what is the tech for this game?
Like dead ass.
Like what is the tech?
Like I'm not going to play too much right now, but like is there any tech or is it
just all, it's all fair games?
somebody like where the fuck is this like bro this is what I mean like this is
what I mean how am I supposed to wait is this like what is this okay okay so no
troll no troll no troll chat what do you get out of this teach me somebody
teach me in a shot. That ass teach me. So like, where would this be? And then everyone
just spams Tel Aviv or they spam that it's Israel, like, okay. So I would assume. Is
Is this India?
Wait.
Wait, is it Texas?
Cause this is Tex Rat?
Texas, Tex Rat?
Houston.
WAIT!
Okay, so was that good guessing skills?
Dude, I-
Okay, so for something like this,
Oh, I know where this is. It's Bay of New Jersey. I'm just kidding. Listen, we we have to learn. I'm dead ass serious
No troll. We have to learn this because I want to win the tournament
Let me lower the music even more. Okay. What what do you look for here to determine if it's the United States or if it's
You're up like what do you determine?
Like how do you know the difference?
Like what is the difference?
The roads
So you wouldn't this is not the United States then so you guys think that this is Europe
See there's early Aminals
There's no clouds
Stop ISO
Stop 150 150 meters this this okay, so this is Europe correct
So this is Europe? Okay look look at the roads look at the is this the UK? Is this
the UK? Because of the roads? Wait so what is Lee Thor? What language is this? I
gotta start learning. I deadass have to start learning. If I don't learn I'm
never gonna win. So that's France. So this is so God I gotta gotta gotta gotta
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
So the United States, where is France in the world?
Wait, so how do you guys find,
how do you guys find the exact spot where it is, though?
Wait, where is, see like where in France is this?
Do you just guess like the middle?
Is that like the smart strat to do?
Is this, you guess the middle?
No trucks over three-fourths of a ton.
So this is the United States, correct?
So now we know it's the United States.
Welcome to Forest Burg.
Okay so what helps you here?
Like what helps you here?
Like how do you figure it out here?
What the fuck is CFC?
Oh, instead of Kentucky fried chicken, it's Canada fried chicken?
Wait!
This has got to be Montreal.
Is he like, how do you fucking figure it out?
I know this is New Jersey, this is New Jersey.
I don't gotta, I don't, I don't, I don't, I,
just trust me, just trust me.
Do you guys trust me or no?
Just, just, just for me.
Like, I, I knew it, bro.
It was close.
It was close.
It was close, not bad.
Oh, this is Japan?
This is Japan, no?
This is Tokyo, Japan. I've been here.
Wait, should we try to find the...
Which one is J-SIT?
Sorry, it's a clip. If anyone knows, they know.
No, this is Japan. This is Japan.
This is Tokyo, Japan, too. Right?
Should I go back to Japan for a stream?
Easy.
Fantastic!
Wait, actually, good guess.
Where should I visit next during the summer?
Dennis isn't bad, bro. This isn't actually bad.
This is good learning, though. Facts are no. Like, this is good learning?
Yay or nay. This isn't bad learning.
I'm not traveling to fucking India, guys. I'm sorry.
Wait, I can only play one game a day? Holy fucking kek wait.
Wait, should I call?
Should I put pressure on Jason? Hold on.
I
Ask him to go to Japan chat or no, of course he gonna hate me his NMS gonna hate me
Good my heart
I got a bro verse throw this XQC whenever he wakes up, but we could do something in the meantime if you want
a lot of elephants to address in it.
I'm now running.
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Yo, do you wanna go to Japan later this year?
Where, where Japan?
I love Japan.
I did not do low Japan though, I've been to Japan.
Well, I'm gonna go, but I was like, you know what?
Why not run it back and we can do it right,
you know what I'm saying?
Like not, no, no, no, this time
we don't have to have a crypto.
What the fuck?
Oh, you sound like Reggie.
Dude.
Fuck.
We're streamers, dude.
I'm down though, I'm dead ass down, bro.
Like really like let's go
Yes, dude, I also want to do a 20v1 with you Thailand edition we go to Thailand. I want to do with you
Yes
What
Wait, so the elephant in the room, huh
Huh?
She must have been pretty cold.
It's coming in my room.
Chad, does nobody here want a 21 Thailand edition?
I'm a little confused.
Control up.
This is more your pace.
guesser explore the food by yo like how do you even fucking find this like you
are a loser like holy shit man oh my god bro
Oh my god play it
Okay, so I mean guess where this dish is from
Low-key this is like UK. This is like some UK shit
Wrong cold maybe maybe Polish
That's not a spot
What is this what am I looking at bro give me America bro plate off compare dishes oh
My god, I mean this is cow child. Yeah, that's easy. Yeah, correct. That's way better
Drink boss
What is a wu-tun pie you what the fuck is this
is please wait is that good wait I don't want to disrespect any like brother
what is that I'm gonna choose them the set okay people choose pie over that
kaya toast easy holy shit this chicken is fucking arched up chicken the cam is
Blocking the name
Draninky versus to want the rinky
Seymour versus chomperado
Brother clam chowder looks back what?
What are these drinks bro give me all this fucking website out like y'all I love bands Corby bro
um
That's next-level brain rot. I mean yeah, that's like actually some burger shit that ass yo
I'm not kidding this dude ex you see might actually not wake up real talk real talk
My buying this stuff
So we need trip Japan trip. Yes. I want to go to Japan for real
The thing is what we could do in Japan could actually be entertaining because last time I feel like we were limited facts or no like no troll
neutral like I don't want to be that guy but we were we were kind of limited
we're kind of fucking limited I'm not gonna say by what because who knows
what are you doing what is this I made a beat for Ron's upcoming anticipated
FL segment. Okay, back.
What is this like emote, bro? What is this? Straight hooting and hollering? That ass.
Classic. Newport and Wagglebeef jerky. Yes, that's good shit right there. That ass.
Yes, let's up run this one. Say rock go up on the stream and and hopefully you will see my discord game
I did already could you respond back to me?
Oh
Okay
He said have a great day my friend. I didn't see it. Stop. Hope you're doing good. I hope you have a great day
My friend. I said thanks epic. He goes NP
I'm confused is he aura clashing like this he does he actually have aura like did he does he have more aura than like all my
mods in this chat
Wait low-key I want to test my Geo guest skill who could I play against real quick?
Do you think own a pixel?
Yo, bro. I challenge you to
Geo guest are off
What my message as a lot mods pin it doesn't count when I'm just smiling it doesn't count when I'm wait comedy night
I'm holding that laughing okay. It has to be audible. It has to be audible
Something like that okay, you're what's good stable. Yeah, here we go. Hello, can I challenge you to a geogacer off?
He saw that I'm shit after cheating over wait, I still have my chief and soul
Yeah, I'm down bro. You want to put some money on the line you want to put some money on the line?
I said I'll just check the fucking longer to it, bro
Wait, just a one we wonder what for money. I'm down, bro. You're down myself, bro. Sorry. Sorry. What?
Come on, bro. Do you guess I like you're not winning bro? You're not winning, bro
If you want to put money down on down, bro
How much gift? I'm new I want to how much gift it?
What's that?
For this tournament. Wait!
I'm also playing in this tournament.
Chad, I'm going to be playing with Jinxie, I think.
Uh, Geogasa tournament.
Wait, that's so unfair!
It will be with Lacy!
Our teammates, if I'm not mistaking.
Hmm, stable.
Eeeh, stable. Right now, Owen.
Right now, Owen.
Right now, Owen. We can do a quick one, we won, bro.
Oh
Hello
Like if you're in the middle of something like we get I could wait
No, I can do it later. I can do it later
But it's just a quick one we want no
Test my luck, but wait, so you're playing in this tournament wait. Yes, bro. Yes. I think so the Joe bot one
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I think so I think so I think so who's your teammate bro, um Lacey
Two Americans Gigi bro, yeah, I don't know. I don't think Lacey's good at geogas sir
I don't I try to see good at geogas sir. I have high hopes
I'm pretty smart. I feel like he could figure it out. Yeah, but it doesn't matter bro
He's smart and he's American bro. All you know is fucking Kentucky and Minnesota, bro
Okay, you don't know any European country and most of the time it will be your let's just one
I'll show you bro. I'll show you okay. Show me. Do you have a link? How do I play?
Who's that I got an invite
No, don't accept that
Okay, check this is tournament move or no move
What do you eat like what do you eat every single day before you start your stream?
porridge, porridge and beetroot juice bro, beetroot juice, very good, are we at the grocery store?
Yes. Is that good? Very good, very good. It fastens your blood as some bullshit, I don't know.
Wait, I have a question. Is coconut water good? Does anyone know? Like I heard this is good for a deep blood ring.
Yes, it has anti-option dunceans, bro. Ooh, anti-option dunceans. Okay, I clicked.
Okay. Alright Ben. Alright, how do I play? Oh, here we go. Let's go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yo chair, bro. Do I fade HGO you or both? What's all right one second bro one second?
How do I wait how do I disable notifications?
new notification
Wait, it's disappeared. You got it wait no no no
What you're right your uncle's needs a high life, bro. I'm not even joking wait. I can't scroll
There we go. I'm good. I'm good. Let's go. Wait. You have a skin in this game. What the fuck?
Yes, I'm very fine, bro. You see my check mark road and test me here. We go check this out
One we won bro, let's go money on the line probably no, this is Russia. This is Russia for sure. No, it's not bro. Look at the left
Yes, it is Russia, bro. Go Russia
Okay, so you can tell it's Russia
Oh, wait, I can't I can't cheat enabled wait, let me turn this off wait what you're cheating
No, I was doing a challenge with the youtuber bro
I can see the longitude, but I'm not gonna like I would have guessed anyways like where I was gonna go
Okay, I gotta go eat more only brother. I gotta close my
Okay, so where's Russia in the world Russia's up here just don't look at chat, bro
I'm gonna I think this is low-key Kazaka. Don't pull a mood on me, bro
Ah
Wait, what you're high bro? You're high. That's more than one point. What the fuck?
Kazakhstan yo you saw the middle of nowhere and you went the middle of nowhere, bro
This is how you're gonna win the tournament in Geogas. Okay, so I'm gonna talk to you before you click
We click okay. I'm what are you this one?
Right now first of all you can move your ass is probably just sitting at one spot
You can move you click on the road
Okay, you click on the road and you can move you look for a sign once you see a sign
You know the language bro, and then you know where it is. Hopefully I see language all the way, but there's no signs
The language is I got you
It says farm bureau. It says 1000 reward warning. It looks English to me, bro. I'm not gonna lie
I see okay. Okay. Okay. This is the United States. I see a soft sign. It's English. Yes
I agree. I see ranch so it has to be America also run. You can look at the Sun. Look at the Sun bro
This is really good for me. Son. Where is it? I'm looking
That's right. Look at the sky. The Sun is east right? I don't see it. You see the Sun bro. You see the Sun. It's bright
Okay
Yeah, and if you see the Sun in North it means you're on the southern hemisphere
you understand if you look at the map it's between the dotted lines okay but
the Sun is east so it's no information on the Sun but sometimes that can help
you okay okay
you know America so this is yours
that's fair game though that's fair game look at that hit that was good it is
That was not about it.
Very good hit.
36 damage bro.
100 rounds and you killed me.
Oh wow.
Okay.
Okay, so talk to me.
So actually talk to me.
I'm trying to learn, bro.
Easy meat.
It looks Turkish to me.
The language.
But again, I'm no professional, bro.
I'm no professional.
But to me this looks Turkish.
To me this looks Turkish.
You see the ice.
Turkish quanta.
On the truck you see language.
This is taken in 2024.
Wait.
Merke...
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
What is this?
What is this? What is this? What is this? I see a flag. Is this China?
The one with the star? Yeah, is that China?
That's China, that's China, what the fuck?
Huh!
Shit, am I stupid?
That's China, bro!
Good coms
Yeah, that's China, bro
Oh, it is? Oh, they're lying
Right with the star
I don't know where it is, oh my god
Oh my god
China's on the right
Oh my god, oh my god
I don't know where it is
I don't know where it is
It's list
And China's on the right!
I DON'T KNOW WHERE IT IS!
I ACTUALLY DON'T KNOW WHERE IT IS
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT CHINA'S-
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT CHINA'S-
Okay, first of all, China is wrong! It's fucking Turkey! Second of all, why would you know where China is?
Where is the biggest nation on Earth?
I'm not playing with you, bro. This is just a check.
I would get to cancel if I play with you, bro.
Do you only know the United States, bro?
Yes, yes, I'm learning, brother. I'm learning, bro!
But you don't! But you don't! You are off!
It's like 500 km, bro!
Okay, okay, okay.
I'm out!
Listen, listen, listen, listen!
Welcome to the YouTube video, bro. I've been hustling you. It's time for the real game.
so you were playing blindfolded or what yes this is all a joke let's do it let's
do it okay come on stop joking now let's go like go like if I was an
American watching your ass right now I would be shut up wait why because you're
paying for education what are they paying for what are they paying for oh this
one's Dutch okay this is clearly Dutch I live in the Netherlands and I can
confirmed this is this is Amsterdam chat wait I'm hungry bro it's got to be
on the right side I think it's back to back Ronald I think it's back to back
You see dot ch you see dot ch so you know the country
Beautiful oh, I know where this is I know this is you're done. You're done. You're done. You're done. You're done
You're done you're done you're done you're your your fucking idiot
You're actually fucking
Is this Australia is this I think it's on chat I don't know which one it is
But I think it might be I don't think it's this one
Achievement, I know I think it's this one
Is this what the fuck I?
Don't know wait where to some look now I do the soundtrack no or idiots. I don't help me
I know where this is I know exactly
Cabra is this Australia is this just watch this
Cinema watch I don't know I didn't even guess fuck me. Yeah. What's up fuck that way?
What where I got it right? I knew it. I fucking knew it. I told you guys. I told you I
Literally I literally visited that place. I knew it. I actually knew it. They all were calling me stupid everyone in this house
Call me stupid
Ever run out of what it what did you just do wait? I was so I
I visited this I literally went here. The craziest guess I've ever seen
That's not luck. I visited that happened last time that literally happened last time you guys boss you guys run
You don't know how crazy that is you don't know how crazy that is why this is hostile me
You just guessed a random island. I didn't guess okay, so listen when I played against chat
Who did I play against work? I think it was Jinxie. I played against Jinxie
And I instantly knew when it was Honolulu instantly because I visited it and if you know Honolulu
Visited Honolulu. Yeah, anyone in this chat's ever been to Hawaii. It's very easy to know Honolulu
Why bro, it's the easiest thing to like right? Let's go get one more best of three. Let's go over. I'm watching your POV
Bro, this is insane run. You know crazy. My whole channel saying I'm lying. They were like that's fat that bad
That's bad bad bad bad. Oh my fucking dorks in this
strokes run you don't know how crazy it is I was you know it's crazy I didn't
even move I knew instantly because I saw the water no insta zoomed in like you
I'm absolutely mind-blown bro I'm absolutely mind-blown okay again again
what the fuck it's one one bro I can't believe how you just did that
alright rejoin the lobby you got it I'm gonna press that game here we go
Are you sick bro? Are you sick? Are you good?
Yeah, I'm finishing it. Oh, I know where this is.
It's Bay of New Jersey!
You know that meme?
No.
Uh, probida.
Probida.
The language. Uh, is this Spanish?
What the fuck? It's some Spanish island, bro.
Boom.
Why would they speak Spanish on an island, bro?
Is this Spain?
Yeah, this is definitely something...
Some goofy ass Adam bro. This is interesting. Okay, so we're on the water though. I
Mean I have to guess somewhere in Europe
Yeah, you can see the European license plates. I think I'm gonna have to guess so yeah, I'm gonna do I'm gonna do Spain on the water
Oh
Wait, how do you again? How old are you 23?
Bro, you're so young like actually how old are you?
27 from cheese Louise. Yes, bro. Wait. Oh, what is this? Oh, this is what we call it. I know where this is
Fuck is this bro?
Wait this color
I just don't know where stuff is on the map.
What country do you want to go?
It's not close.
Bro, I don't fucking know, bro.
Just look something.
Do you never look first?
You never look first, bro.
Let's just talk.
Let's talk.
Let's talk.
I think I know where it is.
This gave it away, but I don't know where it is on the map.
Miliados, megolitas.
What?
Ladwick.
This poll is called Ladwick.
Oh, hell no.
Um
Yeah, bro, I'm fucking over this looks like
No, bro, like I'm stuck I'm stuck in my head. I don't know a lot of time
Wait, what wait is it saying chat?
Fast I've been here talk to me. I've been here
you've been there so it's okay so that means yes you're right here I'm stupid
wait you're in the Netherlands right wait I'm stupid as fuck right now I'm
stuck I was there I was there on vacation which country is it wait
Huh? Oh, oh!
I'm actually Albert, bro. Wait!
What? Chad, I forgot where I was. Oh my god.
Oh my stupid. Well, if you're from there, I'm going to guess where you're from.
And you're from... Netherlands.
Yes! Well, it's Budapest! My drop!
Wait, actually
You can do the Sun trick here, bro
Oh my god, I don't know this one because this is just confusing I
Don't think this is the United States
This looks American, bro. Wait, it's not American. It's not. You sure?
Wait, actually, it is American because there's a three. I see what you're doing.
It is, it is, it is. It actually is. I actually think it is.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think this is, I think I'm from here, bro. This is in the Netherlands again.
How does it exist? Well-serviced, you know.
It exists. I'm not stupid, bro. I'm not that stupid. What the fuck? Wait, why is it actually?
Santy
That's a Dutch flag. I'm a crazy mills road. Can I just look up the road or no?
No, wait as a UPS truck do they have that in Europe or do they have anything different?
Credit debit brothers has to be America, bro
This is America dog, there's fucking cows and shit
You don't have that in America be honest what cows is do bro
This is the answer my question worldwide services number one ingredient burgers bro. I love this is fucking America, bro
It's crispy crunch chef on this America like burgers or no
What's your go-to food though already?
I don't know where this is watch for water on road. I'm gonna have to guess this is like
I'm gonna have to guess fucking is Wisconsin, bro
Wait, when is the tournament run, you know?
What the fuck, America?
We were so off.
Louisiana.
I thought it was North.
The tournament is like the end of the month.
Oh, OK, OK.
Oh.
You have had that time, though.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, I know where this is.
No, you don't.
Oh, I'm god.
I know where it is on the map.
I know these trees.
I know these trees.
Say, oh, god, it's crazy.
I actually think I do.
No, you don't.
I really do.
Okay, look at that.
Dude, I feel like I've seen these trees on like...
Oh!
Huh?
Last-
Wait, wait, wait.
What did you see?
The question is...
The question is, is it South Africa or America, you smell me?
No, I know where it is.
I don't know where it is on the fucking map.
It has to be this shed.
It has to be this.
Check this out.
Where is it on the- I know where it is!
What are you trying to look?
What are you trying to look at?
Oh my god.
No way.
It's fucking.
It's an island, bro.
Cambodia is an island, bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, I think it's Thailand.
It's Thailand.
Cambodia.
Oh!
Oh!
I knew Thailand.
I knew Thailand.
I didn't know where it was, bro.
What?
Yes, I didn't know where it was.
Oh god, I knew it's Thailand.
Oh, now I'm cooked.
Yes, now I'm cooked.
I thought Cambodia was.
Now I'm actually cooked.
Now I'm actually cooked.
No Max you could do the Sun Trek do the Sun Trek wait this is very clear as
day it's not America it's not America no it's not it literally there's a
trash can look like that's not America but it could be the Netherlands bro
what are you feeling right now you're up if it's not America or what but what
are these lines I've never seen these lines before on the outside of the
road there's yellow lines I mean I don't fucking know bro like why I'm too
fried for this game right now like scheisse where could it be here bro oh my
god I guess now now I have to make a guess no you didn't bro I have no idea
bro I'm just like I'm full of I'm literally just guessing somewhere in
Europe I'm literally center Europe just because I don't think it's you guys
It is not
Oh, oh my god, if he doesn't see it, no
Where's that though, I don't know where that is. I don't know America. No, honestly, this is chat. I'm not even kidding
This is probably right
I would guess like right around no
I don't know what wait I've been to it. Yeah, I'm gonna guess like right around here. I don't know the exact spot
California yeah
Because I know California I live here I live here dumb ass
You're absolutely how do I just lose?
What the fuck?
This is be be twice go get rematch rematch rematch. Yes. This is okay fun
First of three first of three
Yeah, so for you it's a match point. Yeah. Yeah. Oh
Okay. No, okay. No, okay. Now I'm on home. I don't know where this dude see the thing that fucks me. Oh, I know this is
no you don't it's I do it's a deal one god I do I think I do look at that look
at that look at that I know it's fucking better than that what come on I thought
that was I thought you saw I thought it was the Autobahn but we have highways
everywhere in Germany they all look the same oh this is all this is such
that's home court advantage bro actually that's about what the fuck where
are we see this is what fucks me like wait this plate I know this plate this
is like Virginia I think we're silly wait this is Philly this is like
Pennsylvania she's trying to throw me off no I think this is Pennsylvania I'm
just gonna guess somewhere I'm gonna guess like that's not sure I actually
Pennsylvania
When it isn't the Northern Hemisphere is America
Fuck Pennsylvania is brown
Definitely closer
What oh my god, wait, that's Louisa Anna, I would have never guessed that I don't even know America. I just guess I
Couldn't tell you where we are
Actually, I think I do know where we are
No, I don't I've seen a movie about this this is somewhere in a never be overdressed
Oh, I know where this is actually it's not
No, it has to be it literally has to be because it's I know this I know why I know this fucking language
I'm not trying to sound weird, but I watched the movie squid games
It's literally the same language. Is it not? I'm pretty sure it is not the one that
starts with the J right? It has to be here. Wait actually cheating you're actually
cheating. I'm not looking at Chad I'm just saying Chad. Please please please please please
no. Yeah I'm cheating bro. I'm cheating. I mean that's obvious it's literally uh
It can't be North Korea. I don't think can it can you get North Korea on this or not?
I don't know actually I think no I don't know this language you probably won bro. Jesus
I don't know this like if you know the like why is there like a random dog?
See that's the problem is I wish I was more intellectual bro. I don't have like a good
I don't have like a good bag of like languages like I don't know languages like are you
what is it where you can know yes yeah you are of course of course of course of
course what language do you know
oh language well what's that flag I saw flag you're chopped oh Delos or T stop
wait this is some type of Spanish some type of Spanish oh oh I think you
guess I think I guess he's gonna know it wait is it yes
Let's check it's not the one with the P right
You gotta look something three seconds one fuck
Spain is well, oh my god
Have you ever been to Mexico never not once
I should have known bro it said Coca-Cola.
Spain is crazy.
Spain is crazy.
Why are y'all mad at me bro?
Match point for both.
Match point for both Ron.
Here we go.
Wait, what is this?
What?
Do we have language?
Do we have language?
I don't see nothing.
I don't see nothing.
I mean we know the continent.
It's like Cardi's house.
Wait.
I mean we know the continent.
It's like Cardi's house?
Wait.
Oh.
You gotta imagine, I didn't see that language.
I don't know where it is in the map, oh my god.
Somewhere here.
Yo, how did you go from South fucking Africa?
Wait, we're both so wrong.
Wait, did we just get even?
I think we were the farthest away from it.
What the fuck is this?
Run!
We were both.
Like, literally.
Like, the Earth is like 20 kilometers from top to bottom.
Like, I think we were both 20 kilometers away, bro.
20K.
Bro, we were the farthest away possible.
I'm not joking.
Both of us.
What the fuck?
I actually hate that I know this off the bat.
I just don't know what I'm gonna guess. I knew this instantly, bro, because of the color of the fucking thing all
But I don't know where
Is it like it's a thousand percent, but I don't know where and I want to guess the exact spot
Honestly, what's the most famous
I guess I'm gonna just make it simple. I'm gonna do bangledash because it's probably not in here
On your home turf bro, what are you doing what are you doing?
Not my turf
I mean weird should know those streets
Okay, I know where this is this I know this is
I think this is my home turf again. I bet us
Okay, this is quite easily on the East Coast
Thousand percent, but I'm stuck in a fucking school. I was open arms. I'm not gonna lie
East Coast America you're saying thank you sponsors
Yeah, this is America that looks wait
But where right just have to guess before you find a fucking sign, right?
I mean, it's definitely okay, I'm gonna just guess like it's south it's thousands at South
I don't know where I do please Kansas Kansas. Yeah, the only reason I said it's south is because of how bright it is
Oh my god, bro. Oh wait parking like I've been here. I've been here. I've been here. I've been here
Yes, I have yes, I have yes, I have the question is where
This is not the UK I don't think this is the UK I don't think it's the UK I don't think it's the UK
I have a crazy crazy take on God. I'm making the craziest take on my soul. I'm making the craziest guess
I'm making the craziest guess ever I
Have the craziest guess I get it. I'm gonna I'll get crazier. Shall I go crazier?
Do it. I'm absolutely
Thinking it's Luxembourg, bro, cuz it's French. Oh
It's also Luxembourg. I've been here. I actually think it's this
No, it's not it's fucking it's fucking French
That Paris
Well, I can't believe that one round where we were both away like literally on the different side of work like that was
I think we're both cooked in the
I'm not going to lie though.
I'm chopped.
I'm chopped.
Wait, is it too long?
No way you beat me that quick.
It's three two for me.
No.
Wait, is it not?
Wait, Chad.
Wait, I didn't win a single one.
Wait, is it three two?
It's two two five.
Oh my god.
I was two two three two.
Okay, here we go.
Wait, no, I think you did win.
I think one of them I lost so quick.
I lost so quick
Are you in are you in yeah one more for the road though? I'm not I
Don't know where this is
So like what do you do for tournament day here? Like what do you do?
Wait, actually, I didn't know this is last GCN. This is I think this is I actually do think this is
Wait it is America look at the license
God I'm an idiot. I thought don't call me. Don't come wait. Oh, wait
Oh my god, oh my god, and he's just choosing random shit
You're right you live there bro. Hi. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, hey, yeah, Washington isn't that correct me for wrong?
Isn't that your fucking capital, bro?
Washington is who the fuck goes to Washington fucking I call your capital, bro
Isn't that like where Seattle is bro like that's where that's where your presence?
I think living right now Miranda fucking cost girl like I don't know
No, no, no
Fuck is this though. Hey, hey, this looks like Marlins home, bro
Why is that?
yellow license plates yeah like that wait what's that flag please spell blots
spell blots wait should be a blots yeah wait what is that tell me come on I
gave you a hit come on don't be weird oh no bro I've no idea I gotta get
Germany now or Netherlands that's where you're from no it's not Germany I
have to get somewhere it's a German word it's Austria bro is it Austria please be
That's from Roblox, no?
What?
So they speak German?
Spieplatz means playground, bro.
Okay.
Wait, do we get shown the exact same thing?
Yes.
We spawned at the same point.
I think I know where this is.
But I was rocking in the wrong direction, you know what I'm saying?
This is Cherry Hill.
It's gotta be somewhere where you're at.
Everything is blurred.
It's like, what's going on?
Everything is blurred bro like I know I'm fucking I know where this is but I don't know what part
That's the only thing and if I get it wrong. I'm cooked. I'm gonna get banned
Okay, I can make a really crazy call but like I'm gonna fuck is this language bro. Oh my dog. Oh my dog. Oh, yes
I'm just reading
Okay, well I think I know where it is. I don't know what part though. That's the thing. I
Think here
Was both guessing
Damn Africa's huge I
Didn't know that
my burger oh
Yes, yeah, okay, so this is clear as day Europe
But what part of Europe is this there's a volcano right there could be this
But I hate going against you because you know Europe it's so unfair wait no bro like
You was vastly different
You have a flag no
Well, they're plates, though.
I mean, that's just here, no?
This is Europe. I don't know what part, though.
Please.
I'm gonna have to get somewhere in Europe.
Yeah, yeah, you're close, you're close.
No, I'm not.
oh shit you may actually win no no no okay
why did you change last time I was looking for it I don't know the map like
you do bro okay okay okay I know where this is I know where this is I know
where this is I don't know the map like it starts to like I'm holding an angle
Kekwa
Okay, I'm not kidding chat. I
Give away hold on what's on my soul. I'm just looking for one certain thing here
Fuck is this bro. Is this America bro? No, it's not
Yes, it is bro. No, it's not you can tell us not America because it says center and they spelled it century. Oh
My god, what?
No
fuck bang oh my god
Center's crazy don't be bored
yes no fucking Brisbane bro why is it Brisbane
I could have killed you right there if it was Melbourne
why the middle for you in the middle of Australia is nothing it's like going
middle of Canada
oh I don't know you want to go to big cities now you know now you know thank
you boss thank you thank you thank you
oh this is uh I go middle check because I thought it's
safe my bad fair that's a hatch that's a hatch good hatch this is Europe yeah
obviously we're apart come on show me that sign show me that sign I think this
might I don't know okay I'm not gonna lie I'm gonna make it educated guess here
I've never seen this before that is not that is not the UK it says Sun right
there okay so that is that's oh just show me a flag bro like it's not UK I
don't think we're even close making educated get do I had you bro he's
gonna go something crazy I had you please please please please please please
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You think I'm cheating bro?
I'm not cheating bro, you're not going to clean bro?
No, no, no, no.
What are you going to do about it?
What are you going to do about it, bro?
What are you going to do about it, bro?
What are you going to do about it, bro?
Wait Chet, what an educated guess, bro.
That ass, holy shit.
It's not too to chat.
Gigi bro, Gigi little bro, nice try, nice try.
All right, go study a little bit, okay?
Good luck bro, good luck, good luck.
Ron, best of luck.
When are you gonna be in Europe, bro?
I'm supposed to go to London next week
and then I'm pretty sure I'm gonna go to XUC to Germany
and then after, I think we're gonna piss off
at your house now.
And my house is crazy.
What?
We can be outside now for sure.
No, no, no, not at the house bro.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
We can just welcome all of our viewers to your house.
No, no, please, no.
Um, but we got a link up somehow like I'm done. Okay. I'm run
Love bro safe flight safe trip peace out peace out. Thank you. I'll finally see some Europe. Oh, please please please
I'll peace up. I'm sure
Fuck man. Am I just bad at fucking Geo get there?
Dead ass am I just bad?
Dude if there's no fucking way yo, where's excuse see by the way I gotta call them
Double G, double B's.
Chad, you think he's gonna pick up or nah?
You look at one tree and say I know this.
You guys act like I'm a fucking moron.
Who's the guy who's like extremely fucking good at geoguester? What's his name?
Rain bolt, right?
Should I tweet at him or am I too irrelevant? Should I try to tweet at him?
Yo at rain bolt
It's him right yo at rain bolt
I'm
Compating in a Geo guess her tournament and I need help
learning
I'll give you
Anything you want
Is that too like weird is this like weird or no
It's like weird
Is that good?
BAM!
Now we play the waiting game, dead ass.
Who, who's the first person to comment or like that?
Who was the first person, bro?
That was quick.
Clicks live!
Guys, go under this tweet, not this hell cat.
Go under this tweet and please comment adding him saying he need to give him pretzels.
Well guys, go please, please, please.
Wait, you guys said Klix is showing his new car.
Oh!
What up, crews?
What up, anti-con?
No, he's-
Bro, where's his car?
I don't care about this fucking cash cop facts or no.
But I'm a grown-ass man and you want me to fucking care about a crack cash crash cup cash mash cup like holy fuck
How did you pop your sorry? Yeah, we went this is true, bro
This is true. Adap is the one new sponsor again. You see darling in front of me
Adap y'all don't see it adap got his little thing hugging on her, bro
fucking Brady and Lana booed up and shit I'm dead-ass fifth wheeling fifth fucking
wheeling fifth wheeling I'm gonna be honest with you bro what ages
adapting so can you get a settle down you think like no troll like real
question but now what age do you settle down like 40 my dad's got 50
sponsors bro that's my fucking man that's my guy 31 go into Coachella there's
absolutely nothing wrong with being 31 going to Coachella you know why there's
nothing wrong I'm starting to realize it myself chat that I'm getting old dead
ass I swear to God I'm I'm realizing it myself that I'm starting to get old keep
watching never in my life
Look at this shit. I'm not mad, right? I'm gonna show y'all right now, bro.
I'll have the video in my phone. Fuck, wait for the vlog.
This is the-
I'm 46, watching a stable on auto stream. Shut your bitch's ass up.
This is how the vlog ended.
Wait, Leek?
Huh!
Who's that?
EW!
Oh, holy...
Who recorded this angle?
Holy Leek!
It's blurry as shit, man.
Wade, who is that?
Who is that?
Who does that look like?
That's Lena?
Who the fuck is Lena?
Lena?
Lena?
Oh
Lana
Oh, yo speed this low want to play geo guess her welcome to band
What it was a donation I'm sure about her to cooking stream with Jamal slips
Shush, I don't know, fix your eyes.
Honestly my ex-be clone, your cake was ass.
What?
Oh, something went wrong?
Yeah, I'm convinced ex-usee-
Just drop it now.
Nice, and he's not showing the fucking,
nice, so he's not showing the car.
I'm actually convinced that ex-usee
is not gonna spark his fucking stream, that ass.
True or false?
Yo, did he hear his bun yet?
He pull up, pull up on the gun.
Oh my god.
Seventh one... yo.
You think if I asked him...
Sha... if you think if I...
He was on Deadlock five hours ago, it's cooked?
What in the fucking NMS is this?
How did you just find...
Oh, yeah, it's cooked Oh, it's actually cooked I'm not even kidding guys say goodbye to the brothers, bro
We're gonna have to move it. He's dead ass. He's dead ass bailing on me. I can tell bro
He's dead ass gonna bail
He's dead ass study brother what?
When you expand the scope of the gerund, it's not even bad quotes.
Is Jason still debunking, or is he down to do something while we fly away?
You should come to Paris when I go, it's so close, why is he screaming again?
Oh no.
He's reacting to fucking redacted.
I better hang out when I go there.
Why are eyes so far apart?
Is it natural?
Yeah, Outlaw, switch me to his camera real quick.
Real quick.
Oh, pay for it.
Don't worry.
That's the mwah.
You gotta choose places deal. I'ma know you so much
you
Jason! Restart your OBS and fix this! Restart your OBS, mind fixed! Restart it!
is it fixed wait mine fix mine fix is restarted
dude there you go you're good now I'm gonna resume my cutscene I will switch
my shit hello dude my shit is butt roast like who
You don't fucking got me, pal.
All right, now we pretend my hustling started.
Oh shit, yo, what's up, girl?
What's up, bitch?
Yo, holy shit, dude.
I thought Saikunov got me over here.
What's going on, bro?
Hey, how are you?
Good?
Good, bro.
Hi, Chad.
Hey.
I saw your reacting, bro.
I didn't want to interrupt your reacts, bro.
Nah, yeah, I'm like deep into this.
I got some dog food coming if you want some extra food.
Woo-hoo, in Typhoon?
That's for it.
No, I'm serious.
I ordered by accident an extra cucumber salad
and extra stuff.
So you ordered din ty fud and asked me to eat,
honestly, yeah?
Well, you're hungry, I don't know, I've got food.
I'm down, bro.
Let's do a mukbang.
OK, yeah, I mean, I don't know, I just got food.
Let's do a mukbang with a TTS on like the old days,
bro.
OK, but I just like eating.
I'm down.
Bananas.
I've got bananas, you want me to get banana?
Brother, I've got a deep load.
You want me to go get it?
I don't know, I like, all right.
I mean, I'm down, bro.
You ready for London?
Um, tell them how we trained for three days.
Yeah, you stop responding.
You stop responding.
No, no, no.
Take the good time.
You stop responding.
No, I was like, I.
I went to fucking New York.
So I couldn't train.
But I could have trained in New York.
That was my name.
But what did you do?
You had no issues.
You had no issues.
You had no issues.
But I started getting cramps right here.
What?
And all my furniture's going to burst.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude, yeah, no we're gonna go into that training match like the food like that bro. Yeah, we're gonna be doing
Are we in the same team or no? Yeah, we are sexy. Wait are we? Yeah, we can pull it up whatever it's equal
We're jester maxing
Okay
Um, this is our comp, but as you see the goalie though, so yeah, you know what I think who's on our team?
Let me see. This is us right here. Hey, Si, it's over. Wait, we actually look like the fucking short bus. No, no, no, no, no, no, bro.
This is this team is way better
Amen to the good KSI. She's for his shoe. Jin is good, bro
Okay, no troll. I want to win so bad back-to-back. We're gonna win though. I have a feeling that they're gonna let us do a penalty shot
No last year. No, I think because dude
You see it coming in a little bit
Bo every day like a little go to this morning. I'll taste my rest
I've come every time I don't even go to the gym. You say it's a breast day
Or you say it's Sunday. You gotta loosen up. I
Don't know dude low-key. I have a feeling that we might score this year like be honest
I actually we can't I think we have like an 80% chance of scoring
Bo tell him about my shot I
Got a nice shot. I mean yeah, you know how to shoot the ball and I've been running too
Yeah, but you don't have to practice with the ball.
Well, let's be real, bro.
All right, if you're not born into soccer and grew up playing soccer, learning Fi corner
nation is the hardest thing ever, bro.
Especially for you, yeah.
What do you mean?
It's just so far.
Like, like figuring out, like, right where the ball is.
Oh, you got one of these, too?
I have a vet journal.
Oh, yeah, I got two, bro.
That's beautiful, bro.
I started journaling, too.
I journal every day.
Oh, see.
I journal before I start.
You're never supposed to show anyone your journal.
You're never supposed to show anyone your journal.
I'm working on it.
Wait, you have nothing in there.
What is it? Right?
What?
Brother, his fucking journal
says...
It just says, write something.
Are you a fucking idiot?
You didn't even do it.
I'm working on it.
I just got to show you this too.
I'm working on it.
LARP? LARP stuff, alright.
Ron is such a big LARP.
Yo, what did I do in a mess? How am I a LARP?
Bro, so, motherfuckers start journaling and all of a sudden,
now I have to be like the vet or like constantly, bro.
You actually start journaling?
Yes, I did. Every time before I start my stream,
I write five things that I'm grateful for,
and then I write how my day is and what I'm like happy about.
Damn, bro.
Yes, so yeah, so when I didn't so when I did stream yesterday
I wrote down what I was happy for for the day and I wrote
my friends I
Wrote I have a beautiful girlfriend
I said I have a car that I could drive by nature freedom
So can you write the same five things every now?
She was pretty high on that list. I was the first day. I was grateful for my cars. Oh shit. Yeah, and it was like fucking losers
I'm not
or better to be honest I just watch anime and like bring on take time
I'm walking my past
All right, well I bet you can't grab both your ankles it's going on
I'll bet you I fucking can
I bet you you can't
I bet you you can't
I bet you 100 giffin
That's easy
You said but grab both my ankles
I'll grab both your ankles it's going on
Okay
You ready to move?
Honestly yeah, bro
Dude I was telling them I feel like a lot of the
A lot of our IRLs like in the house, like there's not much left to do in the house.
I mean we could uh, we could play basketball in the backyard for a couple of times.
What is, okay, what day is our final day out here?
I have no idea. I have no idea.
Are we doing anything special?
Um, I feel like we gotta do a firework war.
Bro, let's leave him in a bang. Let's leave this house with a bang.
We could really, we could throw one last
phase party bro classic we could bro should we actually have a party before we leave
or is that like that uh that'd be a bad idea that'd be a hope i did it because you get the
owners paid the whole pay you guys did we owe damon's own house uh you know that fucking balcony
by the way yugi broke that in phase they told me they told me they would fix it bro
And honestly, they are gonna fix it because they have to hit me out of there, you know,
you know, handling it.
They help us with the law.
Yeah.
Yeah, did I?
Um, yeah, that shit's kind of crazy.
It's like the whole, I don't know.
Does anyone know what we're talking about during the zipline stream?
The whole thing fell off.
No, no, it was a lacy trailer with Marlton with the Bunkrat one.
Oh, it was?
I thought it was.
I think so.
I swore it was a zipline.
But they use the trailer
I was reacting to the site
I'll come back after
Nah bro, I mean we can bro
We can do a mukbang
You're not saying mad shit, dude, mad shit
Mad shit, mad shit, mad shit
Mukbang, TTS, that sound like a vlog
Let me see what part it is
It says it's gonna be in 20 minutes
I bet let me finish this doc and then I'll go to your room and we'll
Roll play together
Free game
I'm
My god, can we RP this shit together?
Oh my god, please you want to I've been I've been like role-playing like as Sikuno. You want me to girl?
Wait, wait, let's do this one. Let's do this one.
Um...
You get flustered so easily.
Because I'm not...
I've never done anything like this before.
This is such a spicy video. Oh my god!
And?
You don't like it or something?
Which is crazy because I'm older than you, but like...
I haven't really dated much, so...
So? You have me now.
My XP bar is low.
But, no, I do it.
I've never done something like this before. Yes, I like it. It's so good.
I can't wait to use this later.
You know I like guys.
You seem like you had a lot of fun there.
Nah, nah, nah, nah. I'm having a blast, bro.
You've been role playing in your free time?
Uh, yeah, bro. I've been with my e-homes.
Almost the type of stuff. I've come through with shit.
Damn. You be jerking off?
When you like, your?
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
When, way back when, I was collecting e-bodies.
You know, when that...
Because, bro, they were saying like,
Collect the e-bodies, you know when that cuz bro they were saying like oh you do the same shit
I should twin because there was a time period where I would make someone on this corner fly to them the next day
Yeah, I was like your thing, but the difference was I was 18
So how you feel about it? I feel like he's a fucking burger. He's a boss. I mean he's a door. Yeah, I mean he's a slut
Bro, he's just a East slut that I don't get at 30 that praise on vtuber woman
He is 34, bro. He should be he's trying to start a family and what if you start a family, but I think like
You're gonna have kids younger
No, you're gonna have kids younger well make you say that I have a feeling you're gonna want a mini Jason running around. Oh my god
Actually look like the fucking island voice that they live like their child or what are you Christian rocks job?
What is wrong with you know, but my kids have you beautiful and he's gonna be
Never have children that like
That's actually a dream, bro literally what actually want to live next to me. Yeah
And then our kids could be friends and then we could be streamers
They can be stringent.
And then we can take 50% of their life.
And we can just start it like a dynasty.
We'll cure the skin.
Yeah, just their kids will be our grandkids.
Where do you want to live in the world?
Um, I don't know, bro.
What's the best place to live, Chad, in the world?
Let's just say America, right now.
I don't think you're going to leave, are you?
Would you live somewhere else?
Nah, I'd probably stay in America.
I'd probably stay in America.
But I feel like Texas is pretty cool, but it's like,
I feel like it gets boring after a while.
It does, but like when you wanna settle down,
you gotta latch out, you know what I mean?
That's true.
But, I like Los Angeles.
I wanna go back to Cherry Hill.
I wanna get my goal before I die,
is I wanna get the mayor of Cherry Hill, New Jersey.
I want him to take me to the street,
and I wanna street named after me.
Holy.
That that honestly that could be a reality
You just gotta make sure you got a long time long since she knows like the mayor. Yeah. Yeah, but you got to leave an impact and
on cherry hill, but I mean
What if you don't proceed you need to go back and do a PS5 give away or some shit
You gotta do so much shows up get back to the community
That's what I did
Oh, yeah, I do remember
Oh mom
I didn't like it
Like if you spent like even money if you spent money you think you enjoyed it
Yo mods man the guy said she's busy little bro. Yo, it's my mom dude
What's called um if I spent bread like 10
I will be
I saw you meet him. I did. Yeah, who the fuck was that? That was Justin Bieber. It's Justin Bieber
I meant Justin Bieber. I'm cool with Jenny. I'm cool man. No, no
I'm tired now. Oh yeah, yeah. Wait, who am I? Who am I? Who am I? Who am I? Who am I?
That's me. I met Jack. I met Jack.
No, you should have went up and said you all were big fans.
I did. I'm free and we had a 30-minute conversation. She said she was a fan.
I'm going to do a Mayback Monday with you on her show.
That's a good shit.
Yeah. That's a good shit.
Alright, well, shall I let you get back to your role play?
Yeah. And then Brother Beauty called me when the money comes and I'll come in and then we can do a two.
Ooh, what about tax?
they're saying wager speed speed want a wager they're saying low blocks bro at
least wasn't a spelling bee I'm tapping you and I don't know how to fucking spell
oh I'm a spelling demon I'll just go back to work
see you tonight doesn't even have did type fun comes
Did he just co-wrest me?
I know!
Wait, Jason, the weed is Jewish!
Anyways, where were we, bro?
about in the vet joke joke joke what is this a wager what dude you're not dude
hello y'all we're trying a wager yeah there's full chat is me and my brother
me and my brother wait me and Jason yeah yeah let's go spelling these do it
okay already bad invite me all right tomorrow I got us one I got it okay
but dude we know you know we're not in the same thing you know that you made
I'm gonna be honest with you. I
Actually feel like I can get a street in cherry Hill it is anyone think I can or no I
Loki could like I generally I generally think I could get a street
Should I actually do a giveaway in New Jersey? Do you think people do you think people would show up or no?
Like actually when people show up
You see the server
No, what if I did it at my high school?
Actually, I can't go back there
Wait, do you got a friend?
Yes, I have a girlfriend. Yeah, my girly. So what am I here? All right?
Yo, dude. Oh my god
Yeah, XQC is not waking up. I'm dead ass. He is not waking up dead us
This is my competition on the Geo-Guessr day.
This looks familiar. What is this?
Why does this look so familiar?
Is that SeaWorld?
Find the Peels, Wilds.
Oh, that's... Oh my God.
Oh my God, it's actually a fuck.
Joe, this is... Kev, I'm never gonna forgive you.
You actually done irreversible fuck.
You actually did irreversible fucking damage, bro.
I'm deadass.
dead ass did irreversible fucking damage
like you need to be killed in game of course
dead ass
oh my god it's just sitting here oh my god what is going on
bro oh my god I can't even open up twitter
like god damn what happened to this fucking app
holy shit
p.o. box when?
soon
soon
p.o. box this week coming up
wait what day should I do p.o. box
Chat, if I leave on the 16th, what day should I do it?
Should I do it Wednesday?
Should I do it Wednesday?
I could do it Wednesday, the 15th.
Should I do Wednesday?
Okay, so the 15th, we'll do it.
No, no, no, I'm not gonna do it tomorrow.
Wait, do people have school off tomorrow?
Or do you guys have school?
For anyone who has school?
Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh.
No, I go ski tomorrow.
Brother, I didn't ask what your personal fucking plans are.
Holy shit, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Okay, we're gonna do the 15th.
We're gonna do the 15th.
Tomorrow, bro, I mean, at this point, Chad,
at this point, bro,
do we just do the bro verse bro another day?
Like this dude is actually not showing up.
Actually, LQC, bro.
First time chatter, can you do another day?
I'm busy the 15th.
Brother, what the fuck do you want me to do?
Like, wait.
No today.
If you're about to disclose another.
Is that my house?
It is.
I got a new exit. I just go to the police.
I've been smoking a loud cat.
I thought I got some noise.
Oh!
What the?
Oh my god.
I
Did stop saying I'm nasty like y'all have never been sick
Bang what yo stop
Stop ordering food to my p.l. Box broke. I'm literally gonna open my p.l. Box
It is just gonna be straight fucking food, bro. It's gonna be straight fucking food
Like it's gonna be nothing like. Oh my god. I'm so angry right now, man
Like I'm actually so angry. Stop ordering the food, bro. Oh
My god
This is so cringe. This is so outlawed do something bro. Oh my god
Also by the way guys no troll. I've been playing chess off stream kid you not I am so fucking good
It's nuts. I do all I've been doing is playing chess off stream on
Look look quick game. Just quick game. Also. I got a profile picture now. Let me hide this nails
Look look look look look look look look look at this move. I learned look at this move. I learned
Check.
Bang!
Look at this!
Look at this move!
Look! I'm learning.
Actually learning.
I want a threesome.
A tell me why why is this so see wait?
Wait, I'm just gonna fucking have some fun bro. Let's have some funds beat is thick. They don't know that song or not
Look at this bro
Bro, I'll take that any day look at that clear now. Is that a bad play wait was that a book?
Wait was that bad
Look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look.
If you're locked, say me.
Does anyone even know chess or am I just becoming like a grand wizard that I'm too
good at it now?
Look at this shit.
Wait, what?
Easy.
Easy claps.
Easy claps.
Easy claps.
Easy claps.
Easy claps.
Easy claps.
Easy claps.
Easy claps.
Easy claps.
I'll take that trade any way what elo is this fucking gold master elite 5,000 what is this
Easy.
Bang!
This is why we checked!
Fork!
Oh, I learned!
Oh, God, I learned!
Oh, my God!
Holy shit!
Get off my dick, chat!
I'm a fool!
I'm a fool!
I'm a fool!
I'm a fool!
I'm a fool!
I'm a fool!
I'm a fool!
I'm a fool!
I'm a fool!
I'm a fool!
my dick chat I'm a fucking Grand Wizard Elite Master wait what on stop saying that
wait why why wait I can't call myself a Grand Wizard Master Daddy matter what
A Grand Wizard is the title for a top national officer of the Ku Klux
Okay guys hold on chill out yo yo yo yo chill out dude you know that's not what I'm fucking
no no no no no no no no no no no you stop you're being weird you're actually being
weird you I'm crying okay I just know you're not crying I know this is actually just a
your diss laugh my ass off is another way of saying that you're like crying but
you're actually not crying you're just typing in a twitch chat probably with a
neutral face so I actually don't believe that so yeah yeah peed poppy bro every
time I see you type in my chat I think about how lucky it is that I don't have
a fucking son right now hold on let me check out what my food's here wait
What they skipped my house. They're going to another house
My god, bro, yo no troll when I say this chat you guys have to stop ordering food to my PO
No, I'm not baiting on God. I'm not baiting
Stop ordering food to my PO box. Okay. I'm not
Guys seriously do not send food. Do not send food
Okay, dead ass. Oh!
Leaked?
I thought my address was leaked. Nobody knows our address right now.
And I actually leaked it. Oh my god.
Oh my god. Did it show it? No, I fucking...
Lenny and Larry's Fizzles protein pretzels
Brother
Guys if you keep sending food to me you do realize this is gonna be a food PO box, right?
You guys know that right? This is literally just gonna be a fucking food PO box
Okay, no troll no troll chat
No, nobody order me.
Nobody order me these.
Okay.
Nobody order these.
Actually serious.
Nobody order this shit.
Do not order this.
Okay.
Also, don't order me.
Do not order me like these either.
Don't order me these.
Okay.
Don't order me this
These are so bad, bro. I got I will throw up if you order this bro
No, please don't that ass please don't that would be weird as fuck and then also
Soon it'd be so fucking annoying if you got me a fucking
Whoa, what wait, where did I order kaisen at off last time?
Wait, where did I order?
Remember that thing that I got?
What is this?
Zero dollars?
What is this?
What is this wait so me and Kev can't order a 40 pack
please like actually stop bro bunny milk chocolate milk chocolate Easter oh
my god this is so stupid like bro kev save your money bro please this is just
such a waste of money they don't order him that please you guys I'm gonna crash
If you keep ordering me food
12 packs small Israel flat. Yeah, do you think I'm stupid and I don't see this shit like bro like dude
Stop
Please nobody please nobody send this to me do not send me this bro, please
Please don't send me this friend. Please don't send me this
please okay no troll chat I've gotta go take a piss can you guys hold it down
for one second or no can you hold it up for one second I have to pee really
badly really fucking badly just I like I'm not even getting pisses coming out of
my ass here a little look I'm gonna zoom in so hard whoever gets the best
chat message will be shown on screen like this there you go now you can
Have the best child message.
I didn't see a bird being there in the air.
Yo, boys. Yo, son!
All right, let's see who's got the emo to the day three two one
bang
All right, yeah, I'm done with this
All right. Yeah, all right. I was it listen real
chill holy shit I saw the burnt peanut and then I saw like I don't know what I
saw bro let me see when the house is getting robbed chat me one second okay
chat I'm not kidding no troll y'all are not gonna believe me when I say this wait
this guy doesn't know how to get to the house
Who's hacked my computer?
It's all the way up the small...
Wait, what if the guy who comes to the house is driving a red Hyundai?
Yo, oh my god, I gotta stop, I gotta stop, yo, yo, stop!
Dude, I'm dead ass serious. I'm gonna have a fucking bro the whole bro all the fucking PO box is actually gonna be
Yo, oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. This is like such a what you guys just waste your money like
Dead ass you're wasting money. You're actually wasting money police chase wait boss where?
You know me and adaptor on a police chase by the way, I never told you guys
Hold on child. Just trying to make sure that Uber Eats driver finds the house. Oh
Oh my God! Oh my God! Someone's robbing the house. Wait, someone's robbing the house!
Dude! Someone's robbing the house!
Yo dude! Back up!
Hey!
Stop recording me!
Stop recording me!
Stop recording me!
Hey!
Stop recording me!
Hey, hey!
Hey!
Who said this to the house?
Deadass, who said this?
Who said this to the house?
I'm deadass!
It's getting ridiculous.
Chad, why am I out of breath going up my stairs?
Hey, I got the food.
I bet.
I'm almost done with this doc.
I'm there, bro.
I almost ate the food, bro.
I'm literally, I'm literally two schools away from Finney.
Okay, can I get one bite?
That ass.
Okay, you got one bite, bro.
But if I come there, there's no fucking thing.
I'm gonna be pissed, bro.
No, but Jason, the food is actually talking to me.
Wait! They forgot my noodles!
What the fuck?
They gave me just the sauce!
The fuck? Who does that?
Is this serious? I'm about to leave a fucking complaint.
No way. Dude, it's under it. What?
Wait.
I'm sorry, I'm just trying to be respectful.
Bro what the fuck is- Bro, oh my god.
Bro what is this?
You know what chat?
Go easy on me.
It's my off day right now, bro.
I'm not even supposed to be at work.
Excuse me bailed on us. Just give me a minute. Why do you hold chopsticks like that? Yo dumbass, how am I supposed to hold chopsticks like am I supposed to fucking?
My oh
I'm not even kidding
Life's a fucking good chap. What are you guys grateful for today?
me
I'm grateful for fucking dead typhoon man. Hey, who made dead typhoon?
Dead ass who made this shit? Who actually made this shit? This is great
Is this bad for my diet
Wait for Jason?
Okay, let me make sure everything's good.
Let me try the cucumber salad.
Okay, let me make sure this is good for Jason.
Oh my god, who ordered this?
Shit's pissing me off, bro.
Bro, how much food did you guys order?
Oh, what is this?
What is this?
It's better not be so...
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Jason!
My XP bars low.
Sodium overluid?
Is Jason coming or should I just eat this alone?
I mean, I'll eat this whole thing.
Whatever.
Guys, you're telling me to speech on GeoGuessr.
He ignored me five times.
What are you linking me out, Law?
I need some of these seven seconds.
Brother, I can do this with my eyes closed.
Good morning.
Easy.
This is too easy, bro. All of the lights. Wait, XGC went live? Put it on God.
Fucking chat, bro. Like what do you guys do for fun? I'm dead ass like what do you do for fun?
Okay, okay
Okay, I'm not open my PO box anymore. I'm no I'm just I'm not opening my PO. Yeah, I'm dead ass PO boxes canceled
It's cancelled on everything my p.o. Box is cancelled
What do you mean? Oh my god, do you see what you guys are sending me? Wait, it's the liver
How did this make it through TSA
Can I even show this on stream or my band?
Bro, someone's about to eat his food.
I'm not gonna lie, chap.
His food's almost gone.
Hold on.
I know.
I'm sorry that I'm eating.
I know.
That wrong I know my bad, bro
Go ahead. I know I'm not supposed to eat during work. I know this is my lunch break, bro
Why do I hear Jason screaming I'm a fat fuck
fuck.
All you do is eat, eat, eat.
That's like me saying all you guys do is chat, chat, chat.
Shut the fuck up.
Like god damn.
It's like oh my god I can't win with this fucking chat.
So would you guys rather me just not eat at all?
Just sit here and just stream.
Like, bro, y'all want the mukbang challenge, bro.
I know.
Jason told me to call him when he's here.
I mean, the food's almost gone.
Grown-ass man eating food.
Yeah, outlaw you want to go live or I'm gonna host you I'm dead ass gonna host you bro. You can deal with these little children
I'm dead ass
I'm dead ass nobody here has ever seen a quick break like you guys have jobs
Like dead ass when you have a job you get a break. I'm on break right now. Give me five
You think Jason would be mad at you if I took a bite out of the the dumplings? Or no?
Should I just make sure they're good?
I'll just make sure they're good
Hmm
Excuse me tweet
I hate this chat. I don't know why I'm like
It's like brother. It's not even funny like I'm not I'm not even gonna look at the child happening
No, there's a chair outside I got you know don't worry bro look like that why did you
get like four different entrees.
I got some for you.
Oh, shit.
I thought it was all for you.
Here, bro.
It's a little chilly in here.
You like the cold?
Yeah.
I got you some top six.
Bro, these lacy ass bananas.
Here you go, bro.
You're welcome.
Wait bro why are these bananas like my size?
Bro I just wanted to have dinner with you.
It's been a minute.
There's your cucumber salad just for you bro.
It's all yours.
Thank you.
What's your good up to bro?
Here you are.
I'm here to eat.
Oh my god!
Is it in your mouth?
No.
What's your good up to bro?
One beer to bro.
Oh I just got back from Katsumo.
No I know we had that cut scene.
Oh yeah.
So why are you asking me like I mean I'm not living my life.
Wait look bro.
They're out there talking to each other now look
You didn't like each other or no. Oh my god. It's like the good old days, bro
Here is all enjoy bros. Oh, it smells good. It's forever. Well, now that you can be sales
I'm uncomfortable. What's going on?
They're stroking they're stroking a stable in your your tap this table say a fuck you and now they're going back to back
Listen, man
Ready for London
I'm actually excited actually aside for the people you just use plan. Um, yeah, well, are we doing?
What are we doing?
Yeah, I know what we're doing now like your our streams
Oh
Yeah, you don't have a boxing shooting at that. Yeah, you think he actually beats me me too. Let's do it together
Yeah, what day?
Initially the 15th, but I'm not gonna play. Yeah, I'm gonna like to oh we're on same flight
Yeah, you switched your flight for me. I did I did
Wait, we get to be one of them. Yo, Sina get your ass out of Jason's chat
Even Sina has a
G-Boxing
He's not that good at boxing. There's no way
Wait, I'm not gonna be the elephant in the room. I already addressed it there. Are you sure about him?
No, no, oh really? I don't think so because you know
have you said anything yet no yes it yeah wait so who are you gonna fight
sinna said that you're the elephant oh my god okay well come here and I'm gonna
say hello look get back for all the fucking e-girls that he fucked up
put him in the fucking the ring with a pit bull he's done like where he doesn't
I had a fucking fight.
He's on Discord talk.
Ha ha ha!
I'm gonna remake, uh, someone link that photo.
Someone re-link that photo.
You know what I mean?
That's the best I could do.
But you're gonna fight.
It's like, they need a replacement
for Sikuno on the internet.
I don't know if he wanna be a replacement.
Like, I'm remaking this photo today.
The God of V2 vs I
How does this get 100,000 likes?
100 and IK likes. I'm not even kidding. What an interesting like, cheap community.
I'm sorry, I'm gonna be the guy to say it. Maybe you don't know how to say it.
I'll say like, 100,000 likes for a fucking picture.
It's commonest picture. Yeah, I don't know, bro.
All right, all right, yeah, that's a good one.
Like, bro, if we posted a picture of ourselves,
the whole comment section would just be like, dot, dot, dot,
cat look sideways, chopped.
It was post COVID.
I'm not like COVID.
2022?
Bro, it's an interesting time on the internet.
That's where my career was made.
I don't know.
I started streaming.
Well, I mean, who should I fight?
I mean my options are either Asian Jeff Jason go
You're gonna fight Asian Jeff
I
Will fight Jay Asian Jeff. I will beat the limit shit out of Asian does he fight?
I don't know, but I think he's trained so maybe it won't be
People think I would beat the limit shit out of him, but I don't think so. I think would be brothers zero
It's any like I'm not trying to be a dick cuz I actually fuck with him. I'm pretty sure he's shorter than me
Yeah, he saw it. He saw it. He's like 5, 5, 5, 4.
I want to play you.
Uh, bro, put me in the ring against him.
Bro, don't be scared, bro. I would do that.
You would do it. You would do it. You wouldn't do it.
I need a bag.
Are you that much?
100,000?
Are you at your goddamn mind, bro?
Alright.
You're gonna fight Jason go I don't know man. Isn't Jason go because he's a dad now you're not fighting him
They say you would fight me but I feel like you know that's a bit I mean I think he's pretty
yeah he would rock my shit.
And he would fight me on?
And he waged more than you.
Would you fight me on?
I would but he ducked me.
What'd he say?
He said uh he said he would beat the shit out of you and Ray but he said I want steroids.
Why do you want to fight me?
Why does he want to fight you?
Yeah.
I don't know.
Why do you want to fight Ray?
Well, because that interaction they had at the Mr. Beast, uh...
Oh, I didn't remember that.
Yep.
I don't know, Jack.
Who's a good fight against Jason?
Turn TTS, turn TTS.
Oh, God.
I don't know if it worked, but...
All right.
I don't know if TTS will work, but I'll try.
I think he just did that.
And...
Is it this?
It's this.
Wait, where's my alert box?
60.
Oh, uh, ours won't...
I wear a smash for hours at a time, seropsie.
Nice. Alright, you can be done now.
Dude, where is it? I don't know where it is.
But then I'm getting all the money. I feel like you should get some money, too.
Both fine.
Alright, bad fine. Works for me.
Alright, I have a lerp box on Outlaw. Can you reset it?
I think anyone who donates now.
Bro, but what if it's bad like what if it's bad donations, but I don't know maybe they won't come through maybe we're maybe they're poor
Let's see. I think it also works with subs by the way, so
Like someone's very full out of no message. I appreciate the tip, man
Nice
They're already coming. Tell me when you want me to skip out.
I don't know. W. Mukbang, a chamber doing a din-tai-fung Mukbang, exclusive...
You're a fact chug. You are still eating fact fuck.
I don't know who you're talking about.
Are you using a towel as a nap?
Yeah.
Listen, man. Right?
Do you like the glory humorous more?
Not like the year Scott Perfomante and Scott Carman Farber had.
Mm.
Jesus, shit clears you as well.
Don't go looking for the sun.
This is really a good mug, man.
Holy shit, I devoured almost two things when you're...
Don't go looking for the stuff.
You got effects on us, Kent.
Wait, so...
Can you explain the house of Susan?
Um, who gave her your shirt?
Have me help you fight Gilly.
She was, uh...
She was cold, and she asked for my shirt.
They're a hero.
Dead-ass a hero.
Yep.
Let Gilly snitch, smiling face and words here.
They'd wear you when they were cold.
Yeah, but...
Who gives a fuck about Senna?
Me.
Ugh.
He might be going to-
What happens to fighting Zasheed?
What happened to fighting him?
I mean, you're not up to date.
Yeah.
I mean, what happened?
It really was dumplings, bro.
Thank you, bro.
Calm down.
The food isn't running away.
Jesus.
Well, these fucking shitty ass messages, bro.
Where are you?
Here I'm booked to order the entire fucker.
What were those noodles that you ordered?
The guy who made the noodles just died.
He doesn't make it any more.
Yo, this thing just sucks, bro.
I got better questions than this.
Okay, fuck it, you can be there.
All right, I'm gonna steal all this money, fuck it.
Appreciate the money, yo.
Wait, so you're gonna fight J.Single?
I don't know yet, I don't know.
Would that even be a fair fight?
Man, I just want some hype shit, bro.
Who's on your card?
I have a lot of fighters that are down to fight it,
But I don't have any more of that.
I'm trying to think.
Because I didn't even know if the shea made sense.
Ooh, fight Pac-Boy Max.
Max is in a fight, boss.
Oh, he's ducking it?
He's ducking the fade?
He's ducking the fade.
He's ducking the fade?
He's ducking the fade, bro.
No.
It doesn't even have to be a twist or anything.
It could be a loop or a tip top.
Preston plays.
He's got a fame on him, man.
Mm.
Like, it's gotta be like somewhat...
Bro, Saikunoo will hit, man.
Who thinks Saikunoo is gonna fight you?
He's gotta be off the internet.
Ooh, you could do brawadis.
Brawadis?
Yeah, someone just said that.
That's actually not bad.
That's actually not a bad shout.
Saikunoo will be a movie, bro.
I'm not going to do that, he's not gonna fight you.
Why would he fight you?
I don't know.
Why would psycho know if I do?
Who's someone that you hate?
I don't hate you, bro. No, he's gotta call someone out.
Oh, this is his shit where we like, we say I don't hate anyone, we try to be peaceful every day.
I don't hate anyone unless I'm in the ring with them.
Then I'm gonna kill, I'm gonna kill them.
I'm gonna kill them real fast.
Why don't you do Jack Doherty?
Jack Doherty, but then I'm, but then Jack Doherty's on my stream.
You know what I'm saying?
Bro, but you'd be doing like the work, I used to do.
You didn't get rid of my fucking chopsticks, man?
I actually won't put them on, dummy.
I'll take this.
Here you go.
Here you go.
Here you go.
Ah.
Ah.
Flicks.
Flicks said no.
Flicks with dodge.
Flicks with dodge, man.
Everyone's scared of fighting, man.
Everyone's dead of scared of just fighting.
Why don't you fight Luda?
That would actually hit.
Luda.
But he's big, you know?
He's big.
He's like 170, so actually.
But I feel like you can still do it.
No.
No, no, no, no.
He's too heavy, bro.
I want someone at least 160 I'll fight someone heavier than me, but like 10 pounds
20 pounds brothers
And those like
I'm not bow. What do you want? I think I saw the same message. Yeah, I think so, bro. It's turning deep
I was looking at Ben, bro.
Who's Ben?
Ben Pastornet.
Who's Ben Pastornet?
Put that one million, billion, trillion in there.
Oh, that's the guy who's...
No, no, don't do that.
Don't do that.
Don't do that, buddy.
You're gonna get me killed, bro.
I'm not in the control line.
You think they'd actually, like, come kill you?
Mmm.
I don't know.
Probably not.
Bro.
You keep making those jokes, though.
I don't make any jokes.
Why did they say that?
It's ever high boyfriend Jason made them break up at a male
Just do laser fucking
Oh
My fucking god, bro that food actually I need more no troll
Now like what do you mean? You're not done
But where do you get your little baby?
Jensen and we bananas bro, you know Ralph's actually has like crazy size bananas
And I'm talking like their size of my fucking forearm
What else you doing back? No, you said I'm up, man. Oh
That shit man. That shit she hopped in the game. Maybe I'm down for games
I'm down for games. You got Tommy. Yo, are you playing in the Geogas tournament? I am who's your teammate?
So I get Lacey and you wait
I asked for you probably Lacey even knows how to do Geogas sir
They the job confirmed each other I asked her on and it was like
Damn excuse you just texted me
Classic he said can you postpone to tomorrow? Well, it's kind of hard to open. I don't know why excuse. He said can you postpone tomorrow?
Wait, did he just go live?
Wait, they're all saying he's gonna lie
No, we didn't actually
We could do a stewardy about my camera
Someone in the chest said we do a cooking day and call it rice and curry
We can check that yeah, I think hurry hurry is not bad sound bro
And then hop on the game after or something. I'm down. We want to cook. I could eat I could eat all my soul
Fuckin' you, bro?
Wait, can you help me re-create the sardino photo?
Yeah, John!
Wait, do you have a flower earrings by chance?
Like, maybe Boba has some?
What?
We could make spring rolls.
Dude you're banana you must slip oh
My god, we hot box in a bag. Oh my god. No, well, I'm gonna do it, but let's get a squad
That's for people is Lacey in LH. I
make home
Call Luley
You know any challenge tomorrow, yeah, but we might be you might be done by tonight
I
Match one of you to pop box. Yeah, okay sure. Do you max?
Lays lays it on bite it bro. He's sick. He's sick, but he could stream my goal. I raise it on the time out, bro
That's a John brother draw. He goes back
But he's shooting a basketball right now, so I can pick up you're right, bro
Why is he making that face?
Damn bro, so you think you're like fitting up for this cherry match?
No, my goal is, I know KSI is on our team, I'm literally going to slide tackle him.
I don't give a f***.
What if he just step on you though?
I don't give a f***. I'm going to make sure KSI gets injured. That's my goal with this whole thing.
You know you snatch his bandana bro.
Oh my soul, I'm going to snatch that bandana. He's going to try to smack me, I'm going to outrun him.
You're going to outrun KSI?
I'm not worried about that
I'm not worried. I can't face fucking like that one. What the fuck I did case. I just tweet out a picture of this I
Don't get it
Okay
John where did you go? He's getting the bit rate
All right, sir
Oh, they see us team. No, I don't want to do FL bro
Every time that me and Jason make FL bro
Yeah, bro, we get too fucking we're too lit that like people just fucking playing
I can't read ex-qc said he's canceling bro
So I asked him what happened I say I'm gonna hit him with what happened that are you okay?
So it looks like I care
I just want to be answered
Start that bitch up
When is the weight loss journey?
Yo, we're gonna go to Japan. Wait, which one is it? Second or first?
First. We're going to Japan soon, chat.
Wait, I love you. Switch my shit, bitch.
Oh, here it is. Oh, you switched already.
Wow. What the fuck even? Wait, so what are we doing, bro? We don't have a plan. You switched already.
Where are we going?
Oh, flower earrings?
No, we're gonna try to decorate your hair.
Oh, wait.
Wait, do you have an outfit?
Like, I'm trying to replicate that.
What?
What?
These cool ass glasses.
What is this?
Your fucking eyes.
Ooh, these are clean.
Those are Balenciaga?
That ass?
Yeah, they're pretty hard, right?
I'll let you buy them off me.
How much?
A thousand.
This is fuck yourself.
It's a hundred.
You just lied to me.
How much did I pay?
I paid like $1,200.
I don't know.
How the fuck we done, though?
Because he knows everything?
Shit, but let's see, bro.
He's like an encyclopedia.
Fuck, damn, I'm so cold.
I've never been in this bathroom, bro.
Damn, I'm cold as fuck.
What do you bow?
I wish someone would let me use their jacket.
Nah, it's different than what it's the Ha sister, right?
What is wrong with you, bro?
Yo, put your head in, bro. Come on.
No, wait, wait.
There's the lat.
So what is, what's this outfit?
What is that upwards?
One of my girlfriends like...
Are you wearing something like this?
Bro.
Wait, does someone link the photo?
Is it my com?
Saikuno!
Saikuno photo chat, you know.
It's not in the chat.
Saikuno photo.
No, you should do a full roleplay.
You should dress like him and then get on VR chat
and like just flirt with girls.
Ooh, that would hit!
That would hit.
NMS would love that.
And then I could sit in the corner and watch.
Dude that fluvokie fucked my stomach, oh I listen, what kind of, I almost said something
crazy, like what is he wearing?
I love bullies sometimes bro, when it's like, I don't know, it's a, I get bullied
but I can't, you know, it's, it's, I got the necklace and shit, I got the necklace
and shit, just a hoodie jacket, we need a hoodie jacket or what, we need a bullshit
ass hoodie, that's what you're saying, you got a hoodie jacket or a hoodie jacket?
It's a little clean to give me a second.
Hoodie jacket.
Oh, Nike Tuck?
Nah bro, that's not like Kuno swag bro.
We could throw out some fees?
I don't think, nah, that's not like Kuno.
Like, bro, like, what is...
You know what, like a thin hoodie?
Thin? Thin hoodie, sure.
Thin hoodie. It's a little dirty.
Thin?
Fuck.
Then hurry.
Then hurry.
Then hurry.
Black Ops hoodie from Pepsi?
Adidas?
No.
Leather?
No.
This?
No.
This?
No, that's fine.
That's fine.
I don't know what this is.
This is a hoodie.
Actually, is that cold?
No.
This is a spring cold.
Dude, I don't got it!
You got hoodies?
Lacey has some bullshit in his closet.
Shit.
Should we just break down this door?
Go ahead, bro.
I'm behind you.
I just can see some Twitter comments.
I don't know what we're doing.
I might have some.
I have like bullshit in my closet.
Yo, yo, DOLLA!
Haha!
Yo, DOLLA!
What's the cold?
No?
She's here.
Oh, oh!
Wait, DOLLA!
I'm trying to look at Lacey's closet for a shirt hoodie!
What's it called, bro?
Make sure you ask for Lacey's consent.
Um, DOLLA's consent? It's Lacey's consent, bro.
Alright.
Is that not true?
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey!
Sorry, we're streaming it. What's it called?
Didn't mean to wake you up, you know what I mean?
We woke her up, nice.
We woke you up?
No.
You're going.
You're good.
You're good?
We're good?
Yeah, I just don't feel good.
Oh, you said we're good, though?
We should.
I said you're good, though.
Hey, whatever.
What are you doing?
I'm going to, what are you doing?
I'm just trying to steal a shirt hoodie.
I'm trying to see if he has one.
What is a shirt hoodie?
What does that mean?
You're going to get me in trouble.
Huh?
You're going to get me in trouble.
Well, I mean, does he have anything to hide in there?
Maybe he should like scope it out.
I don't got nothing crazy in there.
She just gave me a green light, bro.
Oh, he has a lot of clothes.
What are you looking for?
A shirt hoodie, bro.
Dude, he has all these clothes, and he wears bullshit
every single day.
Oh.
Dude, he's got a good ass closet.
This is lit, low key.
W. Lacey man
What are you looking for bro like a thin shirt hoodie, bro
Now I gotta go to your closet my closet. Yeah, there's nothing in here. All right. Thank you
All right.
Is this the gold sheath club?
Bobo was right there.
That was by a girlfriend.
We said that.
She'd be broke.
What's a gold sheath club?
I look wearing a fucking bag.
You look good.
You look good.
You look chopped.
You're hating.
You're hating.
Adam Sandler fit.
It clears your fit.
Why the fuck is my gift in your bathroom just sitting?
Like-
Cause this is where all my, uh, luggage and stuff-
So you don't fuck with my shit, right?
No, five bands on this. I am using sometimes bro. I've got us do it. Look, it's got it's not where I'll take it back
No, I use it look it's dirty. I put right that has like dead as no one it. I'll put shoes in here
I'm not dead. I'm not dead. I he wrote like I bought you this shit chill bro. I have the whole
I use it I swear to God I use it
the fuck was that I do throw it around
it's a backpack bro
I'm right here
yeah matching it's matching it's supposed to be fucking cute
it is okay listen
stop it can you rub it oh my god i feel pregnant
wait who signed all this shit PSG PSG players oh PlayStation no no no like the
football team yeah yeah yeah it's been better by the door you know I have all
the old Sidemen in my at my charity match one sign mm-hmm I gotta frame that
like actually all right well what do you know what a segment training we're
like a hundred K combined viewers are coming so hoodie what is a shirt hoodie
I don't understand what that means. Oh, fuck. I know I know I know I know I know
Oh my god, wait look at me
That's really bad what happened you had like a frame for a thought bro, I'm gonna force my son
What is that bullshit?
It's young at least not fucking bullshit, bro. The fuck is wrong with you? Yeah, like a code or something code Jason
I need a hoodie bro. You're putting a sweatshirt. Oh, is that what you made like a long sleeve and then hoodie over
Probably okay, but like a short sleeve hoodie shorts. Where's my derailleur?
Yeah, look look
What in the is that Rick I don't know what it is, but
They're like a fucking sassy screen character. We can't course it took a photo on this. This is lit
Oh God, I think he did no, is this not the outfit looks about it, but is this good enough this thug club
What?
What's they saying?
Oh, I have a brain with that.
I think I got that complex gone.
Alright, that works.
Sure.
Alright.
I need to change, bro.
Look, what do you need?
What do you need?
Where's the other one on my neck?
I thought it was to put foam on my neck.
Damn, you're sweaty.
I'm not alone.
You're hard, bro.
You look like a fucking pit bull.
You're so lit.
Oh my God, feels the aura.
Totally like Saikunno, yeah?
Oh my God, yeah, bro.
I'm talking about your ex-girlfriend.
My spear bar is low.
You think I can get 109k likes?
Like you do?
Oh yeah, wait, we should compare.
They're gonna put...
Wait, they can actually fit the meme now.
Like...
Actually, I don't want to make that meme my mom.
I don't want to say that on the side.
Bro, look.
I had something in my head.
I came up $500 yesterday selling my...
How'd we come up?
Selling my artist badge, bro.
No, you didn't.
Yeah.
So who?
To bring in a person when I was walking out.
Like yo buying a large band for the last day boom really yeah, he offered 400 bucks
I said yo 500 or no deal. He said flip a coin has her tails
He said heads and landed tails gave me the extra money so good
We sold it that's something
That's not I'll figure out to do that. Oh, that's something Facebook monkey place everybody's
Damn, bro, I should have came and made money. I love money. What are you putting on bro?
What it what what is some psycho no shit, bro?
Look at me oh
Look look look
Wait, what is this choker? It's not a choker. It's a chain wallet. It's a choker. It's a chain wallet
okay, I
Put all the girls are gonna comment on this is gonna be so bad
But does it turn on turn on this? Let me get this done. No, trust me dude. They're gonna comment
Wait, this is broken.
No, it's not. It's two bracelets combined.
It's two bracelets combined.
There's no attach here.
It's because...
Fuck, bro!
Oh, bro, shut up. There's no attach.
No way my Gucci shit got broken.
Oh, the doper homer chain?
Turn, turn, turn.
Oh my fucking god.
Well, this is like sex offender Jason DeWien era.
What?
I don't know, when you wore this back in the day,
I used to think you were a creep.
What are you talking about?
That's hard.
Okay, no, oh my god, you gotta top it off with the pearls.
That's a, that's also a chain wallet.
Wallet chain.
You're right, this doesn't.
Pin?
You need a white hoodie, black shirt.
What in the fuck am I looking at?
Why do you still have this?
This bullshit ass fucking.
That's my bitcher, Billy.
Need white hoodie, black shirt?
This is hard, bro.
It's not even ticking.
That's crazy.
White hoodie, black shirt.
Oh, you're overdoing it, bro.
Like, you're gonna look good.
But your white hoodie would make it pop.
Facts, it's facts.
Or like, white shirt, white shirt.
Ah, it's white hoodie, white hoodie, black shirt.
So how many, you could get the LV pants or no?
You wanna remove the top of your pants?
The pants aren't gonna be in it.
Okay, I just didn't know what he's...
Ooh, the P.O., just a P.O., but he's not bad.
That's not even bad, man.
I'd wear that off stream.
I got P.O. this Wednesday.
You're welcome to join, by the way.
I'm pretty sure I have unlimited food dates coming in.
Food?
Yeah, I think...
Have you asked for food?
No, I didn't make...
P.O. McBain, that is disgusting.
I'm not, no.
I just farted if you smell it.
Hey, watch.
Sure, white hoodie?
It feels as aura.
Oh my god, bro, I'm loaded right now, man.
You're too far.
Wait, everyone.
Yeah, I just fucking said that.
Ew, man.
Somebody still eyes.
Come on, bro.
100k likes are waiting right now.
Dude, you know what's crazy?
He got 102,000 likes.
likes how many likes is he about to get you're gonna get like it has to be
you're in a new era you're more lit I would assume that I can live there I
literally and I'm friends with Jenny now
I mean it's not a roll when your thirst has to pop in right now oh I made it
there shut to let me check it out no we could do a brawn thirst trap bro
What are the comments here straight straight woman the director and then it's this like he did the right
All right, I mean I'll try all the commenters why is Jason kind of dot dot dot like what do you think the girls would say about me?
They would call you chop, but you could
We fit no don't punch all night off on so stop please all these are done under those rational action
Wait, look at that bro! It's not really...
He's not really...
You're gonna turn me on, bro.
Okay, I need a...
Fuse's aura.
I need a black shirt over this.
You're gonna put a shirt over your hoodie with a shirt?
Yes, that's what Saikouma wore. Look!
Oh yeah, he's on some bullshit.
White hoodie, shirt over.
You know all the girls' content.
You look so good! Oh my God!
Oh yeah. Bro, you gotta keep the comments.
I'm realizing it like back then during like COVID there was everyone was so much like more supportive
Like you post some shit like this. I'm ready for the comments. It's gonna be some bullshit. No, they're gonna support me the same way
Oh my god
Don't say you're so cool. Oh
It's swag. Yeah, no, this is our
Okay, now do my hair wait is it the fit is a good fit cuz we're only doing upper body so
Yeah, like a white Sharpie cut the sleeves maybe cuz he didn't
All cut the sleeves scissors scissors. I scissors. I scissors. Yeah, oh
Fuck yo, you good
Follow me, I got a piece.
Okay, I don't have scissors, can we use this?
Dude, no! I got a piece.
Alright, let's go Tom.
Alright, let's go.
Wait, keep your chest up.
Yeah.
I do not shoot out.
Do not move the camera.
Just don't move the camera.
Oh God.
Do not move the camera.
Jason!
Jason!
Help!
Jason! Help!
Jason!
You're getting closer to the door. Someone wants to open it and it's right in front of him.
Of course, mom.
Jason! Help!
What did you say?
What? Help, quickly!
Oh, quickly!
Oh, what?
Come on!
Come on!
Bro, come on, bro.
Come on, bro, let's go.
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Oh, no!
Come on, we gotta get to work.
Oh, no!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
I just fucking...
I just seen the armistice.
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
I just see the arm is too long.
Bro.
Bro.
Alright, come here.
Alright.
First things first.
Scissors.
He must leave.
Maybe scissors right here.
Alright, bro.
What the fuck?
How is that gonna...
Okay, it should work.
Okay, so where am I cutting?
Just cut like where the white is right outside the sleeve.
So right here?
No, no, no.
Not too close.
Like this?
Yeah, that's perfect.
So why did you think this was gonna work?
to work wait wait wait wait what how sharp pretty just got sharpness and
efficiency what pull that way is this a enchanted pull out your arm that way
just pull it like pull the sleeve out like why are you looking I see these
little baby scissors are enchanted you could probably look for bigger scissors
downstairs in the kitchen. Or if you're really a man you rip it. But, oh my, holy shit, that's,
what the, holy shit, that boy's been in a gym.
Hold on, should I wear it?
I mean, if you want to, that's a, yeah, you mean, yeah?
All right.
I don't know.
Now how do you do it here? Did I cut a little?
Yeah.
space hold on this word for that maxing we call this instead of a bet we call
this v yet the head back you know what the fuck oh my god my thumb hurts your
You're dumb or you didn't even cut yourself?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, one more.
All right, go ahead and big man.
Yep.
Yep.
Okay.
No exception trick, you put your hands in.
Only big strong man.
Holy shit.
Oh, that's hard.
That's actually hard.
Oh, no.
Oh, nah
I want your little e pussy
Allegedly predator I feel is a bit strong. Yeah. Yeah, I mean pretty much different meanings, but I would say like
slut like whore
like the 34 year old sled my xp bar so well you see your little e-prison
come on bro what's your head in this egg
this is a clean tank bro what did you pick up bro I need to hurry up bro hurry up bro hurry up bro god damn
Put your head on the sink
Never hurry up man. Oh my god. It's like a little boy
All right, I just got a clean towel
It's under the sink. It's the same exact one
Look at the same exact one you John. Is it true?
It's under the same.
Why is there a stain?
It's murmur stain. I'm asked for makeup.
No!
I don't know where this is from.
Brother, you're fine, dude.
Go on, we're going to my room.
Do you want to taste the India?
You're a son of a bitch.
What do you need for your hair?
I need a comb. Do you have a comb or no?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, Beth, can you use this one?
Oh, that's a fucking rape, bro.
Oh.
Calm.
A calm.
Um, this one's for my pubes.
Get the fuck away from me.
Uh, I don't, I have hair products.
Calm, because I needed my hair to be straight.
My hair's like, kind of wavy.
Okay, but this is a product for your hair that makes it like,
it's from TikTok Shop.
Someone sent in my PO box.
I actually saw that already.
No, but this makes it curly. No, that's not really that's gonna get like stick so you're gonna look like
No, you look like
Crazy ass
Y-YODALA!
Y-YODALA!
Dude, does Lacey have a comb by chance?
Yeah, comb!
I-I never...
It's fine, we don't need more, bro.
This is the product we just got straightened out here.
Heck, walk?
Yeah, that's a new one, bro.
Who put that there?
Um, yeah, look at this.
We should answer for flower earrings.
I need flower earrings, bro.
Bro, do that. Go to Sookie's room.
We probably got some Chanel earrings.
Oh, my God. I need flowers.
Hold on, bro. I'm creating a masterpiece.
Let's go.
Okay, make sure my jack is going slow.
I'm going to help.
Did you just have to build up a spit?
No.
It won't work.
Put your hair, are you clean or not?
I'm clean.
I gotta get it really wet.
I gotta work with it.
I gotta get back to it.
Make sure nobody does any work.
I
Think dollars that she got a comb what
Dollars that she's a cold. She got big flower earrings. Oh my god. Let's go. I eat it. Can she bring it? Oh
My god, you look like
That's it a pussy one
I'm gonna fuck all my little e-pussy.
Oh yeah, that'd be like if you got to say this.
Oh my god, what a fucking tight e-pussy.
It's so hard. I would stick my feet in that corner of the fucking house.
Give me a little e-pussy.
I want to eat your e-pussy out until you come like a good girl that you want.
Yes, I'm horny, bro.
Alright, hold on, hold on.
Alright, let's get some product in.
I have one on the side and it's got a horny.
Oh it's low key kind of too wet.
It's too wet, it's too wet.
Dry it a little.
You gotta dry it a little.
It's dry at all.
It's fine.
Get the products in there.
I have a blow dryer.
I don't need it.
It's already working.
You just gotta get the product in it.
Just get it all in
We'll just experiment. There we go
But you do need to put on it's looking too wet. Oh, where's the photo?
What is it?
Oh, what is it?
Please use your phone.
Ah, shit.
Yeah.
Get out of here, bookmarks.
Yeah.
I got one.
What is this in your bookmarks?
I'm just kidding.
What?
Oh, yeah.
You're about to have so much product in your hair.
Oh my god, dude, there's a comb for...
Hey, who's
We don't need a comb though. I mean I guess you do it. It's dry hair driver
I've never seen this before, firstly let me just dry it a little, you've got to get that
wetness out low key, I've never done this before but let's try it, you know I mean it's like
Alright, you're gonna feel it, hold on, don't make your V pussy quake, stop talking to me
I got a color one on your top your head maybe it's the other way better
that's his right shoulder that's your right shoulder I mean this is the way
he did it you can always enter the picture it's the wrong side your soaking
That's the problem.
Over here is so wet.
Have you tried under?
Under where?
Alright, let me work on this.
Hold on.
Bro, it's got to like, I'm trying to get like the whole head, like his head shape is so weird.
How do you do this haircut?
I don't know how, John how do you do it?
I don't know how to do it.
You have the product in your hair. I don't know how to do it.
You just like put this down and then you fucking...
Like this?
Yeah.
Alright stop saying that!
You're getting character.
Wait you actually got a...
I mean, your head is like a watermelon shaped cypress.
Ha!
Ha!
Ew!
I mean, you can't get much better. Your hair is like so short.
Wait, that was looking perfect. Your hair is as short.
I know, he had way longer hair than me.
What do you think?
Put it, put it to the neck to me?
I feel like this isn't bad.
Right?
Yeah, not tonight.
Why is Ron collabing with Sekiro?
Let me fuck that little fucker.
All right, all right.
The only thing different is he had his hair super dry, and it was like, oh, like I don't
know how to just hoof it up, bro.
Yeah, but like, how do you do that?
I've never done that, I've never.
Oh my God, that's what it was.
Oh my God, it was like that?
And then he had like his little fucking like, all right.
34.
34. You're getting a fucking season to sys.
Okay, yep. Ooh.
I know you need like a little, oh my god, wait, you need to perfectly don't touch your hair.
You look like him. You actually look like him. Oh my god, you look like him.
Let me titty fuck you.
Are you guys even like that?
Oh my god, your jacophysics turned me on.
I don't know.
Earrings, earrings.
DALLA!
Earrings!
I can't believe he wakes up every day and does his hair like this.
Come on, I'm sorry.
Oh my god it's so dreamy! Oh my god you're so cute!
Picture! Picture!
I almost called you this.
Oh, fuck it.
YADALA!
You got earring, Trim?
Oh, it's right here.
Oh wait, you put it right here?
Yeah.
Wait, are these the flower ones?
No, I don't know where my dreamer bag is, but that's a necklace.
You guys, do you run a neck?
Yeah.
Maybe not, because I don't know if I'm doing it right.
Is this your back?
Yeah, but it's not in there.
Tana, so you have anything that matches resemblance to this by chance?
I'm not sure, but I'm pretty sure, bro.
Singering by chance?
Maybe a dangling earring?
A dangling shit?
But not like poop though, because I'm not going for like...
You actually look like her, it's so weird.
Not like too hoopy, but like a dangling, swordy ring
or some e-boy shit, you know what I'm saying?
Oh god.
Generally bullshit, you need some bullshit.
Something that resembles something like this.
Hey, Jen.
Who is that?
Who is he?
Don't say any quotes right now, bro.
Keep the quotes to yourself.
I don't...
Can you close this up right now, please?
Oh, wait, I have to go to the bathroom.
Picture!
Picture!
Stop!
I'm overwhelmed.
I got to chill.
It's alright.
What's up, Matthew?
Go play.
I want to calm them.
I can almost...
I can almost...
Hella jewellery!
Hella jewellery.
I don't want to do the stuff.
I don't know.
Wait, isn't this like a brick?
Well, you could do this.
That's just zesty.
I mean, he looks zesty.
Picture.
Oh, that's right. That's the one.
No, isn't that loose?
Are you trying to stay in there?
No, I'm not like boot-dinkly.
I could do this.
Oh, I know. This is a photo bracelet.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie.
Wait, I feel like this is dingley.
Just do that.
Try it on. Try still mighty.
Oh, I love.
Try these all.
Hold one up.
No, it's like throwing it off.
Yeah, yeah, it's not really E-boy literally.
Like now, no.
I'll take it silver.
Sorry.
I mean, oh, bro, we're done.
I mean, finishing looker.
Let me see.
Do the face, do the picture.
Okay, look.
Makeup? No, no, no.
Thank you.
Look, there's a little smirk.
What?
Hold it like a selfie, bro.
Oh my God, I caught you soft.
You are.
I'm the veto
I'm gonna literally go to that comment on that tweet send me that tweet do you have the tweet
I'm gonna comment everything that all the top creator people commented
I'm nervous I'm gonna word for word copy
I feel like this is my intimidating side.
This is my welcoming side.
Sometimes I get a good provocative quote like, oh, fuck that tighty pussy.
You gotta get in character, bro.
Getting actual work, getting character, I'm just a dirty fucking thief.
Alright, let's go do the picture.
That was your demon time, we're making a happy side.
Fuck, okay.
Well, where we doing this bro? You rather my better? What do you have behind them?
That's still key so he's not here. You still a coach
Oh my god, bro
Tina's flower earrings
Wait, can someone like Photoshop flower earrings to my shit?
Well, that's not Mickey.
But his wasn't really hanging, Jason.
His were in his ear.
I know, that's why, bro.
Wait, that one gold ear that she had was a flower.
You should look and get that one.
No?
He's not silver.
You just have to put it in one ear, anyways.
Go buy?
Okay, do we really want to go buy?
You're gonna go to the store and buy for a fucking shit.
Is it worth buying? I feel like you know that because we're already going out to get food are kept in
Cook's yard. I forgot I'm fat bitch. I'm so hungry.
Let's get the dollar ones.
Clayers. How far is Clayers now? I'll wait 20 minutes. Minimal.
And it's Sunday.
Clayers near me.
Damn well. I never got to experience this time.
What?
I don't know.
I've never been like this before.
You're so dreamy.
Stop.
I'm low XP.
Damn!
That's XP, father.
Yeah, stop, stop!
Alright, bro, come on!
I just fucked the earrings off.
Fuck the earrings.
Wait, he took it. Didn't he just do this?
What does fiction look like?
It's a selfie.
Yeah, I think it's a selfie.
It's a door. White door box.
Is it a door?
White door?
The white door.
All the other doors are brown.
What looks great is this out.
Make sure you do.
Okay, so you're looking for the happy hair.
I'm going to hold up the tweet for you.
I got you.
Alright, we're going to first start with the mean side.
Okay?
Me.
Here you go.
Come on.
Let's do that.
Get the length.
Get how high it was.
Oh, he's covering his eye though.
But low-key, no he's covering his right eye.
You're covering your left.
You're like, it's more like, don't mess up the top.
Oh yeah.
It's sharp.
It's way more sharp than that.
Oh fuck, you don't have long enough hair.
Just fuck it.
Get behind Jay.
There you go.
There you go.
There you go.
Get your mean side first.
Fuck that, you pussy.
Fuck that, you pussy boy.
Fuck it.
Fuck it, right.
Come on.
Fuck that, you pussy.
Get in character.
Now...
What do you think?
Why'd I get mugged by a psycho now?
Yeah, it's not sharp enough, bro.
Yeah, it's just...
Your hair is too short.
too short no you got to like make a fake like I don't know how to do it because
your hair is so short do you have that fake hair? No.
Oh my god, I need my wig bro.
Oh my name is your whole hair.
How are we going to get all the likes on Twitter?
Oh I need this bro. I need a hundred and ninety.
Say higher angle. Higher angle?
Make your lips smaller as well.
Oh. Oh because yeah.
I'm glad I got friends with bullying if I posted some shit.
You know there's going to be a side of Twitter that says we're bullying, so let's get straight
to it.
No, your lips are too big, yup, chew on them, yup.
No, but less like stress, you're like stressed right now, but listen up, there you go.
he's more yeah yeah my god I think that's the one
why are you I mean
Bokito but his jeans are tucked fuck
dude I wish you had longer hair this would be perfect
His hair is just long, but there's nothing you can touch.
It's just...
Doesn't need to be spot on.
Just trying to make it as best as you can.
You know, more...
Oh, you got the...
Wait, he's got the light switch next to him.
Do you have a light switch?
Light switch over here.
That actually was fucking 99% action.
Is it darker or is it fine?
So, it's darker, but fuck it.
Can I throw a flash on there?
Okay.
Yeah, that's a good one, you know.
Yeah, it's up the camera.
Like, left or right, one of those.
Not like, like...
Okay, talk to me.
Talk to me about this.
Cool.
Yes.
Fuck that.
He's pushing.
You hear me?
Fuck that little lean pussy.
Oh, yeah!
Fuck that little lean pussy.
Ew, pussy!
You're actually getting fucked!
Hey Mark, stop!
Stop!
Bro, stop, bro!
Oh my god!
Bro, I don't think you're gonna get it!
Well that's it, bro.
Then I'll do my soft side.
Are you gonna do my soft side?
Yeah, I'm ready for your soft side.
Put it in the chair.
This one's really soft.
This isn't the really...
Oh yeah, he's soft.
Aw, maybe they got...
No, he's like this, he's like this.
He's like...
No, he's like tilting his head a little bit.
Remember, like this, like from, like, side of it, yeah.
Yup, but like not too much.
I think it's the other way, no?
Yeah, I think it's the other way.
Yeah, the other way.
Wait, no, no, it's this way.
This way.
Be sure if it can't be mine for the camera.
What the fuck?
Wait a minute.
It's the other side of your face.
Oh my god.
There you go.
Like that, and high, and high, and high.
There you go.
Ha ha ha ha!
Oh!
That's good, yeah.
We got my hard side my soft side. It's good hard side
I'm gonna get all the fucking, I'm gonna get all the vtubers with this shill.
God!
Oh my god.
What you doing?
What you think?
I mean this is just disgusting.
I feel uncomfortable.
Okay, let me do one more.
Why would that equal? I can't do one more.
Yeah, I've got comments loaded. I'm ready.
I'm gonna be your biggest supporter bro.
Ready?
Okay, I gotta get ready to comment.
I'm really into this one.
I don't know what you guys like.
Oh, we...
Oh, sis.
I got my first comment.
Wait, what's the caption?
Uh...
Make sure...
I switch one.
There's a pen. Hold on. Let me open it, please.
Oh, no.
Is this legal too?
I can't add you reason the photoshop I found some similar ship I met I met but
then oh but then they're gonna say we're AI slob 60 on DME right now on
discord what the fuck are you doing all my soul that wasn't me I swear on my
soul wasn't me I'm sending you on a message 60
Chat drop a sub right now if you guys like this content. Okay, so like should I
I got raided by squishy. Oh, thank you squishy for the ring. We get a W squishy in the chat
Drunk row at the tank if the that's love bro my chat with
I can't believe it.
Buh.
Nothing.
Thank you for the great switch.
Thank you for the praise.
Here we stop.
What are you tweeting?
No, no, no, wait, I was 16.
I'm taking this shit off now, bro.
No, you've got to live your life like this.
You gotta go on the Arts chart.
No, don't fuck that.
Bro, L.J.C. is not in character.
He's a phony.
You're actually a fucking phony.
These chains are choking me this choco. I'll take off this one at least this is a wallet change
Hey mom
Hi, I'm working right now. What's up?
Yeah, I'm okay wait I have a question could I
Get a street sign and Cherry Hill you think like you might own a street
You're pretty famous, so maybe.
Yo, yo, hello.
Yeah, hey.
Do you know who I am?
Is it Jason?
Hey, what's going on?
Yeah, hello, I'm here.
Oh, you're giving me the green light right now.
Mom, we're going on VRChat and we're going to try to get VR pussy.
Okay, have fun with that.
Yeah, we're gonna fuck a bunch of e-hoes.
We're gonna go on E-E, we're gonna fuck so many e-hoes.
You know what e-hoes are, Mom?
We're gonna rack up our e-bodies.
It's like VR check, girls.
Okay.
We're gonna run it straight into...
Hey, Daniel!
Goddamn!
So can I get a sign you think in Cherry Hill or no?
Uh, can you record it?
Yeah, see if you can hit someone...
Do I gotta do like a giveaway maybe for some cars or something?
And then get like a... they'll give me like a...
the mayor you know the mayor yes you might just have to sign some on address
that's all all right tell the mayor I'm down oh god I'm actually serious I'm
gonna go I'm gonna go run a E train with Jason yeah we're gonna we're gonna
fuck some eat please all right I love you right
What is wrong with you, dude?
Damn, bro.
Why did Trainorx type in my chat?
Trainorx says something about Trainorx too.
What did Train say?
Sush, use your twin ricks.
Gee.
I've said I've had a brother.
I'm a distant brother.
Honestly, I'm not going to put my whole fucking family.
Wait, what did Train say?
Did he say something about my fucking...
He said,
world of the bomb is a go.
Excuse me?
He said,
your mom is a go.
That's crazy.
I bet that's had dreams of fucking Bob.
I didn't even do anything!
Bro, what the fuck?
I didn't even do anything!
No, it's read your fucking picture.
I don't even know 60, bro.
Oh my god, man.
Fuck dude.
Alright, damn!
You're telling my mom you're gonna fuck some e-hors.
You literally say we're running each ring on some fucking big titty-doth-
PIKER I DIDN'T SAY THOSE WORDS!
Oh my god, I'm ready for you.
What does that even mean?
I'm ready to absolutely demolish.
Wait, who's that-
That's who I was like, best friend.
Uh, I don't really know. Who?
Who?
I don't know. I'm asking you guys.
Especially to you.
You gotta get character too.
Oh.
Oh, no, is this friend sexy?
Um, sorry.
Hello?
Who's hello?
I'm the other cheater, bro.
What was that?
He's a tall skinny white dude.
Does he think he's shirt off?
Do I have to look skinny?
Wait, 60.
Send me the other photo.
No, tell him to hurry up.
We haven't worked there.
60.
What's the mean photo?
Like, we get 10 gifted right now for how fucking long the segment's taking
It's like we're missing out on millions of lights right now 60 the the mean photo I need this I need the mean photo
That's pretty good
But you gotta be alone. Oh, are we okay like?
No
This dude got a thread put on him too, but what's he do? He cheated on this girlfriend manipulator
Who? Who's his brother?
I don't know what you call him, but he was bad.
So I have to be a cheating manipulator?
I mean, I'm a cheating fucking e-horse, but...
What is... Okay, he kind of looked normal, though.
He was like this.
60, 60.
60, just make the other one a flower, because...
What if 60?
There's an e-ring in my other viewer.
What if 60 is named 67?
60, open this window?
No.
I'm ready to move, right?
We ready, bro.
This is like our last fucking second in this house.
It's doing this bullshit.
I mean, I would say this is like,
you want to stay in the shower and reign in the shower?
Never done that.
But we can hot-box the shower.
Well, I'm gonna need to recreate thirst travel.
Dancing in the shower.
Oh, fuck.
I'm gonna have to do it.
I'm gonna have to do it.
I'm gonna have to do it.
I
Like you gain weight
You know I look good
This is the last time we trained you know, I look good gained weight your line
I'm not like how much you know if you don't down like four pounds and I gained like four pounds
No, I'm like three pounds. It was two pounds muscle one time. I'm like says who my scan
I got my body scan again.
So you get your scan, you get your body scan regularly?
Yes.
I have money.
You're rich.
What?
You have money and you're rich and you're still fat.
That's fine.
Not everyone takes fucking needles in their stomach.
I don't do that.
Oh, no fucking wrap.
All of a sudden, bro, all of a sudden you don't do that.
You're Jason and you're so cool.
I don't do red up, bro.
I hop on this little scale and everything and shit.
I don't need it, bro.
You're on that.
Wait, wait, wait.
Which side was his mean side first?
means I first with the means I first and then picture
picture no caps no caps yeah yeah
and then it was this is it
that I did I'll probably fuck yeah we're too far I'll be
posted it so I'm gonna get this
you got you ready I'm coming to everyone's poke you made everyone's
Yo, where's your tweet?
Oh.
Oh, man.
Yep, someone's blackballing us for sure.
Might be getting a call.
Yeah, you're definitely gonna get a call.
Jason, what happened to you?
Um, bro, what's the worst that can happen?
I
Say GG's bro. Oh, this is already gone nuclear
What bro, bro?
What?
So so I'm I'm making fun of a cheating fucking east like
I'm a cheating east like because he deserves it because he cheated on all those people too far and now you can't explain
We've been doing this for us 30 minutes and you have nothing to say. We're in now. We're now
Now we're at it already. Oh my fucking banger tweet, bro. This is better get a hundred K likes
Oh bro hundred K likes hundred K likes on the way, bro. If I don't get a hundred K likes sounds wrong. Yeah, something's wrong
God that's good right look great. I look good
That show my heart side and my sub-side
All this you go crazy no put your case soon okay soon copy more to get
Not copy pokeman's or why are I get blocked? I'll probably
I'm gonna hit Tina came a fortune. I got a copy of this years. No flower earrings. Yo, did you see
Oh my god, bro.
Look at the flower earrings, bro.
Dude, that's fire, man.
That's literally lit, dude.
Fuck.
Bro, but this is AI slop.
This shit's going nuclear.
This shit's going nuclear, bro.
It's going famous.
I don't know.
You're actually going famous.
Um, alright, well that was a waste of fucking time. Now what?
I am the god of YouTubers.
You will just put that fucking off.
Ow! You pulled fucking something out of my...
Ah, that probably make my hair crunchy.
Now you gotta have your own look.
Now you gotta get your own look.
You're a very kind of person.
I'm like, kid, this is the worst you've ever done.
This shit's got 7k likes of it.
100k soon, bro.
100k soon, bro.
100k soon.
The flower earrings.
Nah, I'm getting blocked by at least one of them.
Yeah, at least one of them, bro.
Hey, you know what?
No, but the outbreak blocks me, Tina blocks me.
Oh, they're all...
Oh, I'm pretty sure they don't fuck with Saituno.
Right?
I mean, shit.
If you cheated on the girl, bro, you're done, bro.
Women I fuck with all women yeah that's that I thought that cheating shivers. I'll ever cheat on a girl
Never
Chattels all women in the chat right now. Y'all want to give some subs go ahead. You know I'm saying
Show some love
Advocate for women you gotta deliver women demographic. So maybe we record a little say we're not a thirst. I'm
We're a thirst trap error. I'm home bro. Oh my burger my name
Okay bro.
Burn it. Burn it. Burn it. Burn it.
Okay. Awesome. Awesome Marlin shirt.
Alright so. So.
What's a good thirst for that?
You could try to get the shower one that you did.
Or you had the beater one.
You could do that. Delete it because it didn't hit the 4U paint stuff.
Okay. Yeah. We could do that.
You could recreate the Marlin by one.
Nah. It's gonna be so.
It's so weak. Yeah. He needs a shirt off.
I need my shirt. I need to show my stuff.
one I did before the rain and back and look at the shower one you could have
it you could have the shower one it's a little moistened here it smells kind of
weird
smells like soap smells like matter daddy what's a matter daddy
nothing I mean it's just like you gotta get it you wanna go to attic can you
you spell it you gotta get it get a what get a chop oh my god how do you spell
add it bro I'm trying to fuck it's ETIC
so what's my thirst trap um who I'm ready they're like which one Jack when
is your chance maybe we create a new trend oh yes both stop let's make your
Maybe I get a beater and then maybe like I do like some model walk until like you just walk right rip it off
I'm just like
So just a beaver's training right now because he just performed
Because all are on me.
No, your girls are not crazy.
The girls is loading. They're loading.
But wait, the girls on your tiktok comments?
They're coming as well, bro.
Look, so listen.
And then I'm going to come in and grip it.
Body rock!
And then you slip-sync.
And then you start...
There you go.
You start walking? You start walking? Walk?
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
Yeah, are you good?
No, I'm going to sue you.
You've got a lot of tries there.
You can have a little marlin shoulder shrug.
Yeah.
I got unlimited beaters.
Come on, let me try this over and over.
Oh my fucking god, let's go bro.
I'm just gonna get a movie on my soul.
That's banging!
I'm just gonna get millions of views.
Oh my god, today we go viral bro!
Today we go viral!
What?
What the f-
What is it?
That's god's eye.
Should we do outside?
What's the best lighting day?
Definitely outside.
The rain is raining though.
Is it?
Is there a lot to do?
What if this gets like three likes?
Well you gotta get a little wet hair.
Make it a little louder.
And you recreated it, give me a bit of abs.
Oh my god.
Wait, should I draw fake abs on a marker?
You couldn't.
You couldn't do that. No, no, no, no, no, no.
That's not right. You're not perfect.
Lightings, fuck.
You good? Oh, good.
All right.
Okay.
I done you have to record but just right now just play the song sound
I bet just so so holy shit let's go today we go viral today we go 100k likes
on Twitter 5 million likes on fucking TikTok I look so far look good bro look
good look good look good wait um punch this moment it's so since we're a little
flabby in the chat in the stomach area you want to like brush make it like you
So they can't see it's like an illusion check talk. No, I don't talk. That's good right there. See it's an illusion
They can't see body rock. Oh, I'm driving my hair wet a little bit. Yeah, yeah splashing a little me a little way
Get a little wet vibe going. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I don't want to get it to it. So so I could
Okay wait.
Oh girl, I want a spot.
The back gotta be a little wet too though.
You know what I'm saying?
How do I love you?
Fuck you.
Get your camera.
Get your camera going.
Oh my fuck.
I look sexy.
Sign.
This is gonna get, how many views is this gonna get?
This is gonna go fucking insane.
Skip this segment for the sake of our eyes.
Yo dude, hold on, let's sign this.
fucking chat they don't know how to go viral
cold
how do you ride
all right, let me get you in a beat
do you want to hide this?
yeah, yeah, ready?
all right
do you want to hear it or not?
yes, all the girls are going to call us
Okay, yeah fucking body rock, bro. You've got a body rock
How close are you gonna be to me though? I'm not gonna show the pants
No, so just practice without ripping ready for 10-year John ready go. Yeah, I gotta walk walk with you like
Yeah, you can walk with me and then once I rip it you pause
I
But you really got locked in see you can't smile
I look like a pedophile
But John went when he body rock like you really got a body
I got you
Can't laugh bro like these thirst traps should get I'm gonna make sure they see his body for sure. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, I just can't laugh bro. Maybe get a quick pump come push-ups
Jumping push-ups one two, three four five six
nine ten eleven twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen
16 just until you can't anymore until you'll get you'll get that pump
This is the take bro. I'm gonna rip it, bro. All right, I bet two different versions of it. We got a lot of tries
All right, I'll go with it. I'll say stop when you're gonna come in late
Okay, I bet I'm just gonna come in and rip it and get out. I'll go back. I bet
Okay, ready
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
And they like lick your lips, yeah, and you gotta walk away like you know
I've done this before
You know at the end you gotta start walking away like you like fuck this shit out of me, okay?
The camera sign how many views are we out we going up?
I'm at I'm at I'm at all the sudden I'm at 30k you're at 50k
What
Shit let's do this shit
Oh
Capsule it's not a Bieber cello. It's a bonacela. I don't know. Okay hold on
Miss miss miss be but here you go ladies. Hey, if you miss Bieber, it's okay. You got me ladies
Hashtag for you page if you missed
Try to Justin Bieber Bieber. What's hitting more?
If you missed Justin Bieber, you think so?
So people search just if you miss Justin Bieber
Don't worry ladies
You got me you got me and a hashtag beaver cello
Beaver
Why be a little late to use it?
We were ice beaver. What is it?
CHC HB. No, forget hashtag FYP. Yep. Hashtag Coachella
Hey, he's my Coachella. I got you. Dude. We're losing views now. No, we're good, bro
Yeah, she went up. Hashtag Coachella hashtag beaver cello
hashtag
Hashtag f5p and then maybe hashtag Marlon. No, no, no, no, okay
You think it's a hit, okay?
Okay, it's going up. It's going up right now. There we go. I mean and now we wait 30 minutes
Let it with girl your demographic straight up. Really? Yes. Okay. You know what you see Lacey's performance
ah, performative tweet?
no
about how- oh I- I hate to pee, uh, uh, let's just look, like I should
I hate the what?
He tweeted, let's see, he tweeted some performative shit
I was in the Spit-A-Man when he tweeted it
I don't get how anyone can hate on Justin Bieber's Coachella performance
that was an absolute perfection
no auto-tune, no screaming, no mumbling, just pure vocals
Played his new and old songs, interacted with fans, attended hearts
you can't even tell us what the snail'm calling
yup yup
and then boom
look at how many Bieber-
look at all the Beliebers in his fucking chat
I WANT EVERY P-
you
you
you
you
you
30 out of a million views
There's got a thousand comments a day. Hey girls any girls fuck is this guy
Any girl
I'm a girl
Where does table please?
Where is no girls 30 minutes hit the for you page it'll happen right now. It's just the twitch viewers
Soon it's gonna hit for you beaver chella. You know everybody's seeing just a beaver right now
And then they're gonna see you if it doesn't get any views
It's gone right out. Yep
All right, what do you know?
I
Options here we can either
Games to go. Yeah, it's a curry play games. Hurry. What are you trying? What are you trying to craft some chicken teriyaki?
We can make curry bro
That fucking will curry
Down by three for three. How does it go fuck? We could have got to edit. I don't know
Oh my god, you're that you're the guy for that. I know I know a chat. How does it go?
Now my three curries go for three bang. No, I don't know how it goes something like that, bro
um
Let's see here pop on you are pop pop on VR me maybe we become youtubers for a day
I saw so can do that. Yeah, I do
That's kind of freaky
Rice and curry I don't know was a chat one
So nice out man minecraft. They said VR chat
Like why can't he send me photos of me photoshopped what bro call her and ask if she saw the thirst trap
Hey, you see my you saw this shit that's going viral or no
You see that sexy ass thirst trap on tiktok
You should go check out my my sexy ass tiktok
I'm going viral right now
Let's you know don't get jealous hella women in the comment section going. Oh my god. Why is he kind of?
You check now I take it out right now I gotta hear all reaction
I
Got to go back to work
You be seeing that face
So fucking funny, bro, all of a sudden that's Kevin Hart next to me
Are you down?
Oh my god, these guys are fucking hilarious.
Let's do that, bro.
Bro, I think she liked it, man.
She liked it.
Bro, this shit's going viral.
Look at that, look at that.
It's at 18K views, bro.
That's good trajectory.
Is that good?
That's good trajectory.
Bro, but there's no comments of grrrr.
The director, by the way, and it's me.
Oh my god.
Bro, I'm actually excited.
We got to stall for 30 minutes and get back to the comments, bro.
I swear.
Or an hour.
Comments, yeah, yeah a couple days no no no run our it'll hit for you usually an hour usually the first hour straight followers and every
External viewer your right in our ample plus all the girls are priority watching us and most of our viewer
What's your girl demographic?
Like I think like 80 50. Yeah, no, I'm like 89. No, no 93 93% women
I think 7% is just guys who make girl pro-pop pictures.
Bryson Curry?
What do you want to cook?
We don't really have anything to cook.
Our kitchen's clean for once long.
We could ruin it.
Bro, yeah.
We could just throw a slop around the house.
Dude, it's like the good old days, bro.
We just have nothing.
Just chillin' outside.
Bro, but that's the best thing is nothing, bro.
And that's what I learned.
That's what I learned from you.
What do you mean?
Sometimes it's okay to start stream with nothing planned.
Listen, if you were to walk in straight line right now, on the ground, and I told you to
walk in straight line, you could do it perfectly, with no problem.
Once I put you at this height right here, on a little bit of a wooden beam, all of
a sudden when you walk in that same straight line, you live in fear.
Stop living in fear, bro.
You could do anything you put your mind to.
Oh, fucking shit.
I'm gonna add that quote to my bag, let me quote Maxine.
I got you here, I'll put an exact quote.
I
Said
But you take that exact straight line
You're gonna be so concerned about the idea fall that it make you fall
And that's where the superpower is in removing the fear
W fucking yeah, man
Wow golden cap a train. I don't give a fuck
What the fuck is a golden cap a train even mean?
My grown-ass man. You want me to call you Jason the ween?
Dude what dude, I'm gonna be 25
I gotta get the you're 24. No, no, I'm saying like in five years for you. You're 21. No, you're not
You're 21. Oh, did you think I was my god? I groomed you did. Yeah, I knew you were like 17. Yeah
Yeah, that's fucked. Yeah
Oh, well, yeah
No, we're not doing FL brown
I'm down from rice and what do you want to cook? I'm down. I wish we could chat
My hair's crunchy dude. You gotta just wet it or go away
Do it chat we could
Try to think we all one in a couple of days, but I'm so not hype
Can make beans on toast ill
But I'm down. We can't go on a Ralph so we gotta find what you make rice and curry
But rice takes 10 seconds to make but curry doesn't curry you better put like sauce, but I'm an open book
I'm down for whatever rice and butter chicken chicken leg piece chicken leg piece butter chicken chicken leg piece
Pizza the fuck I said pizza
Rice and curry with rice and curry. I'm just so happy. I don't know what it is going outside makes me so happy recently
Thinking about retiring and it's becoming like a monk
Going to China. Is that rain in the mountains? I'm gonna go to the Malibu Mountains
I'm so fucking hate to move. I'm not even kidding. I want to do that. I'm just height
I'm just fucking height man. We go to London. Let me move. I just hope you know, I'm gonna miss
I'm gonna miss my master
That's not gonna live
You were working out the adapting master huge like huge
But you think you think you matter fight like trying to do it
Like yo, let's bid on the fucking master.
I don't care.
I like the small room.
And there is no small rooms.
All right, bro.
Let's go to Rouse.
All right.
Last time I was there, I forget her name.
She kicked me out.
But let's try.
Let's try.
Weird, weird.
Let's go to the Android though.
You want to go to the Android?
Let's go to the Android, yeah.
I don't know.
I'll be very quick about it.
I'm done.
So we're good.
Would you be made back?
Yeah.
You want to see the stolen emblem?
I didn't show it on the straight back of your head.
Alright, is that a regular Mercedes emblem?
Yeah.
Wait, that's a fake Maybach.
Doesn't the Maybach come with a Maybach emblem?
No.
Wait, you have a Teemu Maybach?
Fuck up.
It's not Teemu.
Wait, you have a fake Maybach?
I don't.
I don't.
Is that a debt?
That's the cleanest of the kitchen's ever been.
Yeah.
He gets in the shill of us.
Plots.
Plots everywhere.
You know what we...
Bro, I got a...
I got an apple.
I got apple trap in my room.
I have a pen.
I have...
I'm not...
I have a pen.
I have pineapple, that's you, right?
You're the guy who did that.
All right, fuck you, chicken like this.
Dude, you're going viral, you're going viral right now or not?
I don't know, okay?
Dude, I'm going viral.
I'm at the 333.
Impressions?
That's a 32 minutes.
This shit will keep for long, it's only a two, okay?
No, no, no, take time to slow.
No, I gotta delete it.
No, take time to slow.
I have to delete it.
No!
Oh girl I just want your body to rock.
Oh, cause I want me.
Are you guys were sexy?
The Jordan I think got full.
You want to use your jewelry, Ron?
I don't have my own.
Oh shit.
I actually had you about your dad.
We're on our way to perform it.
I'm gonna grab the jewelry quick.
Fuck, you know where you put it?
Somewhere here bro.
Damn, well not so long as hell.
Alright, PBM.
You wanna use the back high way to zoom?
yeah
what interest is this on
you might have to end your desktop
remember to stop that
wait wait it's gonna turn off my first interest so go to my second interest real quick
I
Say unknown failure
She
Your back the backpack is on John
I'm trying to go on a droid. I'm trying to go on a droid
Turn off the backpack
Where bro at 50k bro, okay
Lays where the fuck is lays bro early sick how is he sick so
he can stay up at night at 4 a.m. the smoke how's he always just say it says
in and out they'll be we sir is our stream dead no not about you're just
I think we're good. We're good. We're good.
Third P.F. Goop?
Sorry. Be affordable with a little key. It's low.
A little key. It's low.
I got that.
Alright.
Dude, I look tall, bro.
Does it fit?
Like, all along the life they can.
Oh, my God.
Ain't it wrong to give 10K because you're sick?
Yeah, right.
I didn't want to give him 10k because he's sick.
Yeah bro, he's, he got $10,000 and then he's texting me he's sick.
That's the, he's a long old guy.
Are you serious man?
It's just the last game I guess I want to see it.
Are you fucking serious dude?
Okay.
Alright, we hit it. Let's go bro.
Oh my god, I'm trying to fix my iPhone.
I'm performing right now.
I'm gonna go to the portable as well.
Alright, we're gonna put it on here.
Alright look.
This is what it's like to be a talk to a computer.
67.
What the fuck?
Do you keep TTS on? I don't know how to turn it off.
Yeah.
I don't fucking want to turn this off.
Um, bro, I'm trying to fucking...
How do you do this?
I'm almost done.
I need glasses to...
Why do we look too tough?
I know, but we look good. I didn't get my crazy shades.
You look like you have crazy shades on.
You have fucking crazy eyes.
I mean, talk about
Watching fucking
Back to my heyday, I was taking I got taking a buddy's you know fucking Luke
Oh yeah, so I'm gonna take this fucking Ethernet quote
Do it there, like, come at the same time
Oh my god, I want blue tweezers right now
Fucking blue, yeah
Sometimes
But I will only fuck the Eos with those
Smile if I raymunch
Jiggle physics
Just as it is, yeah
You know what I did?
I would be on Discord calls with them
And I would change my location to fucking France
And I fucked them in Paris
Holy fuck, that's hot
That's that I thought
John looks good today. I like that TTF.
Wait, 60T, turn the TTS off?
Anyone see Kacen's Twitter?
Yeah, he's killing me so hard.
Fuck it, bro, it's not over.
I don't fucking know how to...
Oh my god, you know it's time for the alien attack.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, do it.
Do it for real.
Okay.
Oh, here we go.
I'll hold my fucking hand, yeah, fuck the hand, man.
We can't have mine on the out.
I wanna look good, don't send different shit.
Huh, we look lit, I'm like alive.
Like, we look like we're drunk.
I look like Soulja Boy, bruh.
Yeah, man.
The dance floor, city!
Huh, now we out, bro.
Close the doors, huh?
Yeah, sure.
Oh, you're out, put your body back!
Because all I need is a beauty, yeah.
Thank you.
It says it's kind of like our backpacks but it's on cellular device now
Ronnie lays
You got fur just out most good, bro
Look someone saw it all like pointy bro, they'd even snatch it
They fucking sawed it off!
It gets how much it is, for a place, $170.
Which means they get it out of hatred because there's better things to steal.
You could literally steal, bro. They could've stole my wheels.
They could've stole that matter, daddy. Fuck outta here.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Cause body fuck!
Oh, I don't know what's wrong with you.
Ah, shit, fuck you.
What are you?
Cause I didn't realize your grand wizard is like really bad.
Oh, holy leek.
What's with my fucking full government?
Hey chat, we in the fuck man!
We got a hey, hey, hey!
Backing out shit is not easy, bro.
We got a hey, hey, hey, hey!
We got a hey, hey, hey!
The backing out shit is not easy, bro.
Yo, don't crash the whip, dude.
Yo, John, fix the bit right here, dude.
Wait, do the thing now where you crash with 18 cameras.
LOL, Chad, LOL, oh god, LOL.
That's a good kekwa to me, too.
So long, damn, it's like...
...unbelievable.
I'm so unbelievable.
It's like...
I think I might have to do the hotspot and have to scan the whole entire QR code of this
phone.
Bruh, L.A.'s were, oh no way, I thought we're good, we're good.
We should be good.
I mean, what color is it?
Six.
Six thousand.
No, there's a color at the bottom.
Oh, it's yellow.
Yellow.
Yellow.
That was good.
That was good.
I just want you to know why I hate you.
What the fuck? Why do I say much?
Tyre's a boy, right?
Oh, GGs.
Oh, my tires?
They keep saying that.
Tyre's a boy.
GGs, chat.
Okay.
GGs, follow me.
GGs, I said I can't see what these glasses are,
but I have to fully play this character song.
I'm like, why should I shoot?
Wait, I've got a question.
I got an answer.
Why the fuck?
Does this TikTok freeze at 20,000 views?
No, no, no, no, no, you don't have like-
I gotta take it down, Chad.
No, no, no, stop!
Chad, I gotta delete it.
Stop, stop!
Don't delete, bro.
Don't delete.
Don't delete because there's gonna be a t-
Why didn't you read them?!
Oh, the fucking...
I can't read.
Chicken Leg Mace?
Now-
Whee!
I'm gonna soft-shop it all, bro.
Bro, don't be putting on some shit in my bitch-ass Uber.
Take me to my spot.
What your fucking mouth, bitch?
Oh
It's called chug-a-glazer?
Wait
Who's that?
No, those are mine
Who's that?
Those are literally mine, bruv
Yeah, this smells like perfume
Who the fuck is this?
Who's that? Are you dumb?
I've literally worn those before
Nah
This shit smells
like a perfume
How the fuck would she be in my car, bro?
Well, I never said a name.
Oh, bro.
Hey, what the fuck is going on?
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
I missed the turn, bro.
I missed the turn bro
Why do I pick my nose in here?
Uh, no?
No, no, I do mine
Hey chat, hold on under 30 seconds so we can pick that one
No, no, you need to get kicked out, bro
No, no, no, no, no, no, bro
Wait, careful bro, watch the music
some might be here asking for lights get ready
he's not bad that
he's not bad that he won't spin back he won't spin back on that body world
god he won't spin back on that because you would slap the livid shithead
take that metaglass boy
I'm just gonna shut the fuck up now.
Why does it do that?
Maybe because it's a fucking sensor?
You should have listened to that before you had $$ car!
You fucking dork!
Let us to meeeeeee!
You're not gonna let a fucking baby.
What's the claimin'? Look at that thing!
Oh, what's going on, bro?
No, someone come on!
Yeah, yeah, hold on, hold on, hold on.
They can't even move.
Oh, what are you doing?
Oh, fuck!
Come on, bro, we are.
Sit on!
Sit on! That matters!
What's up?
How's your body?
You look like fucking dogs.
It's not what we're going for.
What are you listening to?
Uh, you're listening to fucking K-pop.
Yeah?
I'm listening to mattered attitude.
What the fuck is the matter, baby?
Alright, let's see.
Alright, what are we here for?
Uh, you're here to meet up.
Wait, I know why you're here.
Wait, what do you need to call me?
Dude, I only smoke daddy's not calls.
Fucking dork.
I won't get my cart, bro.
Get the cart, dude.
Holy shit.
What was it, Mother's Day? What's going on?
here we go
what are we here for?
what is the degree of the curvy check?
check it like this
tell us, we'll stick it out
oh, oh, oh
what?
what?
What are they saying?
Uh, they said once they're approaching thresholds.
There's no spikes.
Oh, slip it out, man.
Ooh, crackers!
Where's the rice?
Where would rice be?
Someone in NMS find it.
Where would it be, dude?
They're good. They know how to stalk.
Like, you know the spots.
Wait, can they talk to me?
I'm listening to you right now. How are you doing?
Man, do you know where the rice would be at?
Right now.
Out 13?
So, yeah.
You know, I have a mess. What's so long am I listening to you right now?
I feel like that.
I don't know why dude, they're not all like that. Some of them are pretty cool. I fucked it up.
I'm listening to a bad buddy right now, DDMTF that
Under the Asian section
Hey, Vice Asian? I feel like Vice is universal
Just for my time though, that's no time for us to sit here, it's time to let's go.
What's the best rice chat on us potatoes?
What?
Yes, we saw us.
Holy shit, how did we get straight to the fucking section?
We're back in the pan.
White rice, minute, one minute.
No, no, we're the creation.
I don't want to change your mind so much, hold on.
Alright, what are the ingredients?
I'm fucking walking around with a little ass kid right now.
You better not raise your voice at me.
You know I gotta clip to my left?
Oh, Basmati, clean and warm rice.
Basmati.
Drake goes to his Uber bag.
Ratcha got a little cake bag.
Hungry, always got a good bag.
Basmati rice.
It's here, right here.
Basmati rice. Indian rice.
You think I'm just a fuckin' joke?
Chicken, like this?
Like this?
Garlic, ginger, curry powder, turmeric,
Cue it
Well, let's go make a pizza
Yeah, we make something easier like this is like way too fucking hard bro. We can make this
Let's make a piece of listen, they don't give a fuck about what we do. They just want to see us fucking make it
Okay, so make a pizza. You and brother made a pizza. I don't think we make a pizza.
Hold on, hold on, hold on. I fucking faked it. I bought a head and now burgers smashed them all together.
I made the world's biggest burger. I gave up.
So you can't even make a burger. You just put a bunch of burgers together.
Burger, get down!
Fuck, fucking God!
Yo, what are we doing?
Let's see.
Alright, what are we eating?
What are you eating?
Yo, sauce, pepperoni.
Oh
So where's the dough sauce pepperoni? Oh, that's a lot. Where's the dough, right? We're seeing here in the middle
I don't know don't you I have an idea brother. Yes. They are crap. So let's take it to the ocean. Let's go for him
Here's a crab here
I'm not gonna lie to you.
Our playstyle, but we don't need you.
I don't know.
I don't want to go find ingredients.
I'm on land, but I'll tell you.
Come on.
Trust me, bro.
I don't fucking need you.
I don't fucking need you.
You trust me my buds?
Yo son, what are you even listening to?
Hold on to nothing.
Like what?
What are you listening to?
You're on pause there.
Hold on a nothing like what what do you listen to your boys a shit, man
Nothing, bro. What did nothing burger?
Well listen to my shit, let me
What are you guys
We're a little demon.
We're a little demon.
Oh, shit, car.
Let's leave this piece of rope.
Dough. Where's the dough?
I don't know.
I forgot about that dough.
Where did the dough at, bro?
I forgot about that dough.
I forgot about that dough.
I don't know what the fuck we're doing, bro, I'm not a man, bro, I'm not gonna do it.
I don't want to be on the navigation
push it
oh my god
my girlfriend does this bro
bro, so we just go home and just to come over
and then you can shit
let's go part of these games
let's go to the other mall
frozen pizza
frozen
oh there you go
oh, what's up here
fuck
dude, it's probably my swag
frozen pizza
why are you fighting there
where are you
Rollie!
Thomas!
Gun!
Ben!
Guy back home!
You know what she's doing?
Oh no, there's a tunnel here.
See?
Wait, let's get Ross...
I'm gonna play a fucking Ross stick and go to a Korean bar.
We can play some cool mistakes.
Okay, let's do it man.
You always ask me these questions.
Will they do this? Will they do that problem?
If I told you to walk twenty feet in a straight line, set the five man.
I'm not going to lie man.
Fuck this car.
Too cool for this shit.
Hey, we out, man.
Hey, fuck you.
Ow!
Take the car, bro.
Bye, man.
I'm going out.
I'm 20 feet.
We're so old.
We're going to end up on a stick top.
Oh my God.
I'm a jerk.
Oh my God.
This is a bear. We're just grown-ass men, bruh.
What are you doing, bruh?
Hi, it's Oliver.
Morning.
Wait a minute.
Dude, fuck this car.
Take a drunk.
They can't take us anywhere.
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
What are we doing? I'm out of the house.
I was just chilling in the game.
barbecue? Let's get steak and go to Korean barbecue or Japanese barbecue and cook the steak there and up here dying. Let's go bro. Yeah.
Oh you rich? Yeah.
Oh this shit.
Whatever happened to young dog bro? I just saw it last time.
How do we get back here?
What do you say, man?
Let's get one.
How many states do we get?
Three, three, three, three, ten states?
What's with your bitch-ass up?
Come on.
Yo, let's go.
Talk to you like that.
Talk to you like that.
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about, man?
What's going on?
Look at that.
You gotta get out of here.
What are we doing, Rick?
We're just upstairs to the rocks.
We're just upstairs to the rocks.
I'm just trying to get this camera set.
What are we doing?
We came here for fucking territorial...
I'm just trying to get this camera set.
Tell me yes or no.
No, you don't.
Make a decision.
I don't give a fuck.
Don't do that.
You want to get this camera set.
You want to get this thing.
I'm hungry.
Stop.
You're gonna be like whatever and you don't want to do something else.
I don't want to do something else.
Just say yes or no.
Okay, sure.
Let's do it.
Fucking...
Come on, brother.
Yes or no?
Fucking no.
Listen, whatever you want to do, I'm not for it.
I'm just following along.
I don't know what we're doing here.
Whatever.
Alright, whatever.
Alright, whatever.
Good day.
Good day.
Good day.
Good day.
Good day.
Good day.
Good day.
Good day.
Good day.
Good day.
Good day.
Good day.
Okay.
Oh, he got a slow crowd.
Not gonna be crowded.
Was it the pills?
Was it the drugs?
And in my pain?
I don't know.
I don't work.
No, I know I was the only one
Oh, yeah, yeah, gradua
gradua
gradua
This is the best site I've ever done.
I get paid to just listen to music.
Board shafts.
Let's give it some bells. Come on.
Wallahi.
Shout out to my brothers.
And then I'll do a...
I'll do a...
He said he liked it because he put it on his extreme six-leaf list.
Hey, just talking about that again.
Oh my God, Cody crazy, hold on.
Cody crazy.
I was stuck in it, now I'm loving it.
I have lips right here, I can sing it.
All right.
Take all my problems and drink out the bottle
and the fuck on a model year.
Automotive not a carnival.
This is a roadie, a car-deer.
Done for the later, done for the later.
I put up with my rags, I put up out of town.
Oh my shit.
Huh, huh, oh my shit.
Fuck on the models and fuck on the models.
You know what I'm saying, too?
Yeah.
Oh yeah, let me get a, let me get a,
This is the season flat meat, and then other one-tree tip stick.
Oh, you know it.
So what did that go?
I'll put it in the season flat meat, and then one-tree tip stick.
Please.
Thank you.
I wish you could just hear what I'm hearing.
Wait.
I don't see something here.
Hold on.
Let's see if I can go work a little bit.
All right.
Ready?
I'm so sick and tired of music.
Too many days gone by.
Give me a tip.
So you're checking for a bottle?
All right, I'll go over there.
Sorry.
All right.
Yes, ma'am.
Wow.
Thank you.
Have a good night.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
One yard line.
Thank you so much, sir.
You snatched.
Oh, we're very sweet.
Thank you.
We're out.
We're out.
We're out.
We're out.
We're out.
We're out.
One more.
One more.
One more.
I'm gonna buy it?
What the fuck?
Shut your bitch ass up!
What's there to do?
We're fucking grown ass men.
Shit got no tag!
Means pie 399!
Haha!
Well then.
That's got unlimited
Wait for the song
I'm so sorry. I'm so lit right now, you're part of your family. I'm so fit right now.
right now
let's see how that feels
how far that nearest KWQ is
actually no one
you go left, you go right
you go ladder daddy, you go fuck yourself
dude stop littering
nobody likes to litter
back to the main bank
back to the main
fuck
What is your contact with that one?
Bro, I just told you what it is.
Open the no doubt.
God damn.
What about me?
What about me, bro?
Hey, Jack, you follow what I say?
Check out your Tik Tok record.
Alright, back off.
I'll send it to you.
How you doing?
You're saying yo, fuck what you're doing, you're looking good, great content.
So this is how we use this app.
I'm a little, I would say like right now for my like 50.
Uh, it's at 29.
Wait, what?
Yeah, I gotta delete it.
No, no, no, no, wait, wait, how many, how many, how much time does it pass?
45 minutes.
Oh, you're good, you're good.
I gotta delete it.
Wait, what's your, what's your follower ratio?
What's the, what's your follower?
Um, because of the burner, bros.
140.
Yeah, 140k, folks.
Yeah, we're posting like 10 times.
I think the sta-
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
be like yellow you're trying to get on line about it how much y'all bet she's insane
I'm down
I'm dead
let me call her
W fucking red in the chat
hey Valkyrie if you a real one drop a thousand gifted
sorry
did I hit myself
oh no
oh no
and ask her if you should hear it
hear it
no no no no
dd dd
hey what I got fucking hair
right you said you canceled on them
I cancelled the one time they-
Ow my fucking stomach you fucker!
I'm gonna sue you!
Shut the fuck up!
You cry baby.
Bro, the one day they did it I couldn't do it.
So you cancelled on them?
I drank that in the house bro.
Drank the stomach?
Drank the stomach?
Or Kanye dropped the elbow?
So you cancelled on them bro?
I was in the hill popping pills.
Chabry it.
So call Ray, call Ray.
I don't have her number.
You don't have her number?
I don't know, she probably blocked my number.
My last DM to her on this word was her saying, you're not that weird of a dude. I thought you were
that's
Basha actually might hit a hundred K likes for the record I tried I tried to answer on I did
It is
question
What hey, what am I?
What am I wine about it? I
Don't know cuz you're like going to freakin London and then you're going cancel charity match
Okay
Okay, buddy picture. These guys know Swift is paralyzed. Did you know that I did it's okay?
Well, he's paralyzed
What happened
It's called IVD. It's like this thing that happens with their back sometimes. We might be able to cure it, but we don't know yet
I wish for safety recovery prayers for swift. Thank you
Prayers for swift. Yeah, I've been like I've had like I can't leave
I haven't left like him more than like five feet and if I have then lugs sitting right next to him like he has to
Be supervised at all times. It's been kind of insane
Um, yeah, it's it's crazy, but he can stand again, so that's good. He can't walk, but he can stand
But that's okay, um, anyway, sorry from a dump alert
The boy you got it up, so
No
What
What is going on?
What?
That's a really good question, Ron.
Did you see our viral moments today?
Who is?
Ron made a good shot, and I made a...
I took pictures.
Okay, that's fine.
He was having like...
Don't try to flirt.
I got a girlfriend.
Okay.
Wait, look at Ron's first date.
Where is it?
Unstable Roberto.
Okay.
Stable
Bertel. I'm going.
Stable.
Unstable.
You didn't even post it on your make.
I got a fine by Jason Nautzer.
I said I'd get more aura.
Okay. Here we go.
Wow. Okay. I'm locked in. Ready?
Wow.
Oh Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ Jesus Christ oh my god
it's like your five chest hairs are
fighting not to be on your chest
they're so scared of being there dude
yeah well he looks good okay all right
let's see so can I get on wine about it
You want to come on the podcast?
Um...
Mayana.
Tomorrow.
I got three days until I leave.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh.
Well, technically you're not taking time off.
You're working.
Because if you don't stream, you work.
Facts.
Rondas?
Yeah, all the way, but all of us.
Does he have
He's not even working on himself I can tell
All right, sorry good job
Sorry fuck no
Oh, yeah
No, everyone that pretends like they don't like Arby's there's Arby's Arby's is actually good
Yeah, that makes a lot of sense.
No, go have the curly fries and tell me it's not good.
Like, genuinely, gun to head.
Go have the fucking meat mountain and let me know if you got a stomach problem after.
That shit is garbage.
I had a meat mountain here and it was the most disgusting thing I've ever ate.
I didn't tell you to eat that, did I?
I said the curly fries.
That their main thing though, the meat mountain, just straight salami.
That is not their thing.
Yeah, I remember when we did the convertible through the car wash, we did it second time.
You guys really don't have anything to do, huh?
Actually, that's false. Stop saying that, bro. We have mad content. We're about to bring these states we bought from Ralph's and go to Korea Barbecue and use the grills and cook the steaks on the grill there.
You guys are gonna get kicked out.
We're gonna get banned.
I own Koreatown.
That's not you're not even Korean
Okay, all right
I'll let you know around
No, we're gonna have you on it's just you know Kanye dropped an album
Hey, you forgave him. So you had to you had to listen to that you forgave him
Actually yay, they don't call him Kanye. They'll call him Kanye
What's the point of that rebrand?
Uh, because that's his alternate that the government gave him.
Right. It's still fucking cool. He's so cool.
Um, okay. Well, it's probably gonna be when you get back, unfortunately. It's not gonna be tomorrow.
Alright. Just text me, guys. It's all good.
Okay. Alright. Goodbye.
Bye.
Have fun.
Bye.
Bye-bye.
There's your swift.
Oh, this guy's been spamming.
Are you back with Boba Ron?
I saw you guys at a car me district.
Yo, dude, I never broke up with her.
Are you fucking with Hardin?
This guy's been spamming for the last 10 minutes.
I just get so...
Play that World War III Brady Go.
Wait, was that the disc?
Yeah.
That's the one.
Yeah, that's the one.
I'm so glad.
I'm so glad.
I'm so glad.
I'm so glad.
I'm so glad.
I'm so glad.
I'm so glad.
I'm so glad.
That's your hat!
It's a hard pillow!
Dude, that's your hat you gave me!
That was in my pillow?
Yeah, it was right here.
Like, in the teeter.
Oh, shit.
What is that?
No, it's a key.
Yeah.
You know what it is?
It's a key.
It's a key.
Yeah, it's a key.
You know what it is?
You know what it is?
You know what it is!
Come on man
Listen to this one. It's the key to the number.
It's the key to the number.
It's the key to the number.
How did he pass away?
I don't know man. R.P. Bill.
You're the fuck, Yuki.
So you want to go into this place cook
Bro how many times I get
you
you
you
you
you
I don't know dude you're fucking 15 cameras so my sense is not going off
that's not how you should live life yes I'm jaded
do you love parking forward huh I do but let's go that I just can beat this
yeah what do you do park forward or back I park backwards at the time then my
Parking floor is so ass now. Why cuz all you do like I'll do
Parking the back
I do whatever shit or no
If you can you literally learned last time we did it last time
Cuz it's fucking it's huge bro like I'm gonna go just the meat
There's the meat.
What the fuck is my chat?
Get some, man.
There you go.
You got work, huh?
So what else?
Smoked pants?
I'm pretty sure this is against the elected.
Yeah, what the fuck are you doing?
Because you're bringing in, uh...
My bad, bro! My bad, my bad!
Starage! Wait!
Wait!
No.
Wait, so what happens if we effect their fucking scope of this?
I'm not a legal but it's going against their policy because you're bringing it outside food like and it's not
from the kitchen, you know, I mean
So
Yeah, just hide it
Any fun things to do out here
Oh you broke
Ever heard of a matter daddy
No, no, no you ever heard of a matter daddy
Not you don't know what a matter
All right
We were gonna do this funny little
Hey, we went to Ralph's and we were gonna do this quick vibe
in there.
You guys making a video?
Yeah.
Yeah.
We're gonna come on YouTube or?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
How come lazy?
Lazy?
No, it's not lazy.
And you?
No.
You call me Chino?
Yes, Chino.
That's good, right?
My dad plays with me.
all right
we gotta go there
We're there, we're there, we're there, we're there
Send the adi
Do you guys have a jump or two?
I know, I used to be a trampoline back in high school
Trampoline?
Ohhhh
Jingo, jingo, trampoline
How are you?
I'm good, I'm good
I'm good, I'm good
I'm good, I'm good
Wapango, Wapango, back in Texas then 37.
Oh, Wapango.
Iwanda?
Iwanda, Iwanda.
Iwanda, Iwanda.
How's that?
Iwanda, Iwanda.
I know Cumbia, I know Cumbia, I know Cumbia.
Cumbia, Cumbia, Cumbia, Cumbia, Cumbia.
Cumbia, Cumbia, Cumbia, Cumbia.
That's an old one I got out of here.
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
All right, guys, man.
OK.
That's really, really good.
Have a good night.
Yeah, what's up, bro?
Of course, brother.
Hey, he was like, I knew these things.
We went to Ralph's to get chicken curry, then we went to Ralph's to get the turkey, they basically told us to fuck off for a snack break, he said on our side, let's go to mother's nutrition.
So then we got meat and I told you, did I not say, remember he was like, oh do you want to go do it, I was like bro I don't want to do it, I don't want to do this, I don't want to do this.
whatever bro let's do it and then literally it's chicken curry
much faster let's get ready bro I just ain't already we ate
You need good typhoons, bro.
Oh, yeah, you got to cut it off.
What are we doing?
There's so much to throw.
Let's try to under new management.
Let's try to get a job, Rob.
All right, yeah.
Is that the fucking face you all are doing?
Let's do that shit.
Oh, that's fucking disgusting.
Stop it.
Is here a Hyundai that got stolen?
Should we try and find the Hyundai?
I said it's a car, bro.
I don't know.
That's the one.
What are you doing here?
I'm not that...
That's the day. This is a beautiful day.
What do you think?
Are we going to your party or what?
Hey, I'm not invited.
I bet.
Wait, what is it though?
Is it like...
What is it? That's a vibe.
We need more information ourselves.
Huh?
We need more information. We've been on the vibe.
So you don't even know what's going on?
You just going?
Is it close in here?
I'm just checking.
Sure.
I'll ask you again, bro.
Do you want to do this?
Yes or no?
I'm not going to do it.
We can go back home, and we can have a VR chat,
and we can play with big, titty VR girls.
Or, or, is the aura.
Or we can go.
Bro, I'm just going down for whatever you want.
I'm just going to tell you that, bro.
I'm going to do that.
You're not going to be that big man,
bro.
Make a decision, bro.
That I'm making a decision?
Make a decision.
Whatever you are
Make a decision
Party party party
Wait so one type of party
Oh man, I need to watch your video more than a minute.
I'm gonna try to get the baby glasses.
Oh, I'm not like that.
Wait, how did you guys get suicide doors on us?
Yeah, that doesn't really matter.
So, I think it's uh, 2000, uh, 2015?
It's pretty hard.
I like that.
Have you guys seen a red Hyundai?
No, not.
Yeah, it's so slow.
Yeah, it's more than a month.
Yeah, I can.
I want you guys to know it's funny.
Hey, nice to meet you.
Jason loves you, bro.
He's trying to get you to fall into this room.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah, he's trying to give away to you
and your family because it's their birthday.
Okay, let's bring it here.
What's your birthday?
My birthday.
Nice to meet you, bro.
Nice to meet you.
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday.
All right, so our work is gone. Now it's really just us.
We really just drove 20 minutes to drop steak. I just spent 40 bucks to give this one a big time again.
That's all that matters, bro.
The only thing that matters is daddy.
Wait, should we go through the car wash at the day back with the windows open?
No, not at all.
No, not actually at all.
Oh man, yeah, I'm down for a car wash.
Wait, you wash my car for a second?
You do that with your car?
Yeah, that's just dirty as fuck.
I mean, I can.
It's gonna cost you.
Okay, then.
I don't take money.
Let's go to the subodon house.
The first one.
Can you go check on it?
You farm that again?
Farm the saljo?
I don't know how to do that.
Right there.
Let's go straight.
Let's go farm it.
And we can farm like people going,
Oh!
Oh!
You got plastic?
Oh.
There's something, there's something here.
Go to Laze.
Where is Laze?
Uh, OCS House.
Yeah, bro.
I'm trying to go to the OCS House and get fucking sick.
I went downstairs.
I said, what you doing?
I'm gambling I said why you know I swear and I was like I was like you're not gonna work
He's like nah, bro. I'm right. So you didn't need me as a game. What the fuck?
Sick and I'll only do a bro vs. Bro today. Oh, he said that you didn't need him. I was like damn, okay
You don't need a rider gambling
So he's gambling yeah
I'm not camera man, I feel like he's probably going to crack some shit while we're gone.
What?
Because nobody's at the crib in my unit.
Bro what?
That's what I'm like yo, everybody's eating at the crib because I was like you gon' have
the whole house to yourself what you gonna do with this shit, I might crack some shit.
I said what?
Hey shut your bitch's ass up.
So where we going bro, we going back home or?
Bro let's take a laugh to the sub of our channel.
You guide me, I don't know where the fuck, I don't have good direction, I'm directionally challenged to the left.
Alright.
Bro, listen, one thing about the Stumble Roberto community, and actually NMS kinda likes plain content, but my content goes pretty fucking deep to the retail.
Excuse me.
Yeah.
Let's crash the car for what's happening.
Okay.
Aw, can I get in here?
What the fuck is that guy doing?
That guy actually mattered out of here.
What's your champion?
If you like the content, I'd be like, just like anything else.
Love, bro.
I like the balance.
Can you pass me a water?
I'd like that.
Wait.
Can you jump by a circle bottle?
I'd certainly like that.
Oh bro, should we hop on VR shall we get back?
Dude, I gotta think of like a new joke.
like matter that he's getting kind of old I gotta think of like I comes getting
old
I got it's getting old like runs getting older what's a new one
get it get us pretty no no get us pretty ass
no it's not get a job got it got me bro what about bring back dragon bro
what the fuck is dragon
got it in my mess on it
there you go
oh god where am I going bro
okay so you're gonna go straight then you're gonna go left
And then when you turn left on the light, you're gonna go fuck yourself.
I literally saw a car three miles away.
Oh my god.
So are you gonna tell me where to go or am I just mad at that?
You're gonna go straight, and you're gonna go left, and you're gonna go to the light.
And then when you get to the light, you're gonna go fuck yourself.
Marlin's at 916 points, bro.
916 points of what?
Lacey's 110 points below.
of threes yes bro that's why marlin's would go
he'll always be the fucking matter daddy this is how's his fucking arm bro
lessons day how's his arm when i did that challenge
yeah because your little sissy ass boy
when i did that challenge i had my arm in the back here
a matter daddy
you look horrible bro my phone's about to die matter daddy yo shut your
bitch up and play some fucking music what's a matter daddy
give me a girl you gonna say please these fucking y'all say please and
keep it out of the fucking please thank you
fucking thing say please and thank you ready to make sure yet
fucking hell but I think I'll plug in my fucking charger is my fucking thank
It's not plugged in my fucking. Thank you
Fucking absolutely nothing. Yo give my charger
Give me my charge. I fucking drive you around all day. I give you a charger. I get you water
I bought you steak. You did not do shit. I fucking the hell bro
That help you film your thirst seven and make you enter your thirst
can you please plug it in
working I'm relaxing you at I'm at come on bro it's got it I'm not 39 kids you
still got I think I should delete it all in favor to delete it saying no no
wait just wait bro because the it's way just wait you have to wait for you
pages gonna hit it soon
holy fuck
what I gotta believe ever
Gary now I know I was wrong I messed up how did it fly bro wait how long has
been there how are we're 12
Bro, it's fine, it's fine.
You keep saying that.
It's not even at 100 kV.
Ah, wow.
How many phones do you have?
Oh, 150.
No, that's actually pretty good.
All right, you're going to take a left up here.
Yeah.
What the f**k?
Oh, right here?
Okay, I thought you were going down there.
Oh.
Right here?
No, I'm going.
I'm going.
Ouch.
My ears.
Dude, shut up.
I said, I left the light.
No, it's like a curved angle.
Jesus.
What am I doing?
Ow, bro. Fuck, man.
Windows 8.
Where's the car wash?
Did we drive past it?
You got to eat motorbikes.
What?
This one.
Oh, fuck.
The old man?
Yeah, yeah.
I do got that.
Well, I don't see the car wash.
I think we have to.
No, no, no, no, no.
Right here.
Right here?
Wait.
Not one more.
One more.
OK.
One more.
OK.
Oh, no, man.
Let's go to the gas station.
That's gonna be this life, okay
Jeff hold your classics
So we know
Oh my god
Sherman Oaks, bro
Yeah
Dude, you're about to pass the house!
Where is it? Where is it?
Oh my God! I remember it, I remember this.
It's right there!
To the left! To the left!
Oh s***! Oh, it's right here.
Hop hop hop!
Hop hop!
Oh my-
It's right here!
Oh my-
It's right there!
Oh my-
That's the house floor down dude!
Oh my God!
We know!
I'm only coming around.
Dude, it's open!
Should we go in?
Dude, the last time I was here was at rehab center.
Well maybe it's in shape-
Well I saw our house on a f***ing ad.
Not when it's not ours, but I saw the inside of it
of it it was like this one yes oh it's for sale no I said it wasn't like
people used it as a set okay so no troll when I came here there was like a lot
of drugs well I mean there's a lot of cars parked in the park in front of the
I
Want to go up and ask oh
What if someone likes to maybe why he's doing like blood everywhere? That's not blood
Well, that's just the fucking floor
Get it there to the north and be like welcome to the face
I do this segment at least once a year. Let's turn it up. Yeah. We gotta figure out the way to get in
What I don't just go in go up. Let me go in
I'm not
If you want, maybe say Gordash
All right, hold it down. I'm gonna go ask
I'm ready to help my life you get snatched up. We're out bro. I bet we're out
You might get fudged and shot, imagine but what if he just gets smashed in and you get
one screaming.
So, no one's home, it seems like, so no one's home, bro.
She's leaving.
Oh my god.
She sees. She sees.
Okay, I'll just describe what's happening right now.
This hand behind his back.
He's talking to this lady.
He seems to be, still be a rehab center because she's had like a nurse's out for the month.
He's still talking to her. Okay, he started back away a little bit, which is a bad sign. She probably just told him no
Right now
Yes, that's like some sort of nurse costume ones. I think it is still a rehab center, but she's opening a door
Opening a door a little bit. Nope. Nope. She's just like
Ron is shaking his head. Yes, she has yes
understanding. He's understanding right now. He's still shaking his head, yes? Okay, she's
moving her fingers like this, maybe figure out, oh, he's walking away, she's closing
the door. And maybe he comes back with good news? So?
Dude, I saw the inside.
Is he still rehab center? So she told me, she was like, she knows who we are. Oh,
She was like, oh, but she had no way.
And I was like, yo.
And I was like, can we check out the spot?
And she was like, oh, unfortunately, the person
who owns the house doesn't want anyone here today.
But he said, if we come back tomorrow,
he'll probably let us do it.
The hell?
That's what she said.
Oh my god.
She said we're allowed to, probably tomorrow.
But she said there's a rehab center right now.
So there's a jewelry thing?
Huh?
Was she just saying that?
Or like, you should get her contact, bro.
Sure don't.
Because like, we was going to knock on the door
and be like, yo, I'm not going to let this lady
can walk in like that she seemed pretty wise he walked in brother just walking
back and forth he was here before oh my god I think he's gonna matter daddy you
yeah we did yeah a long time ago so so yeah I think you go knock and be like
can I get sure can I get your mother who needs some food with her no no be
like so this day I have a girlfriend I'm not wearing my ring fuck oh you
You know what you're doing today.
The door is open.
It's open and running.
Yeah.
Bowling and get a little video and fucking show the show
that.
Oh, she's getting in back up.
Oh, shit.
Better day.
Shit.
Don't stop.
Don't let somebody see me.
Shit.
She lives here.
She lives here?
I can't.
That was a rehab center.
I don't know.
I guess.
Maybe there's, like, multi.
Something's going on here.
You've got to get her contacted, bro.
I know it's going to happen.
What?
I'm going to go to that door.
You're going to leave.
Bro, I'm not going to do that.
So I walk away from this car.
You're not going to drive off.
I'm not going to drive off.
Hey! Hey!
Hey! Stop recording me!
Hey, look, he needs this.
Good, good. Eat more.
Stop recording me!
Stop recording!
you
you
you
you
you
I'm stop me stop! I'm stop bro. Stop the car. What's up? Let me in. You're in. Let me in the door. Open the door. I'm opening.
stop bro stop the car what's up let me in you're in let me in the door open the
door opening opening
hey fuck you there's a whole other lane bro open the door shut the fuck up
Do they not see my emergency lights?
What is off of this fucking 10 lane?
Open the door, bro.
Hey!
Hey!
I don't know if they have doors.
Ever do that, ever again.
They were robbing me.
Who was robbing you?
The elderly woman.
So did you get her contact?
Did I get her contact?
How are we gonna do our segment tomorrow?
You better shut your fucking mouth!
Don't ever leave me again!
Fucking hell man!
You don't understand how scary it is to live here.
Where's fucking Sherman Oats?
Sherman Oats?
By the show of the neighborhood.
What are you fucking scared of man?
This resembles Cherry Hill.
Now watch your fucking mouth.
You watch your fucking mouth.
Oh wait Marlon's about to beat Lacy.
Oh my god Marlon beat Lacy.
Can we slash rate stable in auto if he's ending?
Oh my god he's about to end bro.
Cause you know his arms are really tired.
Rob's prime is really tired and probably really pumped up.
He probably has a crazy bicep pump right now.
Maybe tricep pump as well.
Is his shirt on?
No of course not.
It's fucking Marlon.
I knew it bro.
What a fucking-
He shot 52% for 3s.
Wow, that's actually very good, bro.
I think I shot like 20% or less to like 10 hours, 15 hours.
He's like, currying you and you're like, y'all mean.
He's like, I don't, we're like Jeremy Lin.
I mean, that's just, I don't like matter daddy.
I just don't see the percentage.
Are you fucking kidding me?
You're fucking, yo, what the fuck is wrong with you?
The fuck is wrong with you?
You're fucking with me?
You fucking dick.
I could kill us both right now.
No, please don't kill me. I love my life.
You fucking idiot, I don't give a shit.
Fuck, kill me.
Are you gonna fucking iPad back here?
Yes, bro.
What do you do?
Uh, maybe watch videos or something?
Welcome.
Get a massage bro, what the fuck bro, you know what I'm talking about.
Chad is it hot in the corner bro, this shit's kinda hot.
Chad, what the fuck are you chatting about?
Yo wait, so are you gonna get like another car or are you gonna stick with the main van?
Yeah, I'm gonna get a new one bro.
Or do you want a Hellcat?
Yeah, I'm gonna get a Hellcat.
So you're gonna get a Hellcat, but you don't even know how to drive this.
Uh, yeah.
You're gonna get a Hellcat and you're gonna spit out.
That's back.
You ever seen an Asian man in a Hellcat?
No.
Yo, what if you just go oral on them?
What if you go oral on them?
What if you get the Maybach SUV?
Then you go Maybach on Maybach.
That's just like, stupid.
Dude, you comforted me.
You said we're gonna be the Maybach bears
and you didn't get a Maybach.
Dude, I was saying something over the mic, but...
I wasn't gonna get a Maybach.
But it's too much money.
Hellcat?
Hellcat?
Why'd you got a lame rookie, numerous porfumante?
That's more expensive than St. Precky's, no?
Nah, nah, nah, that's the part, that's the carbon fiber I don't ever disrespect me.
So it's more, right?
It's way more.
So you didn't, you could've been, you could've been made better.
I could've been whatever for it.
The Tyson ads are tweeted.
No.
I'm an Asian bitch to fuckin' drive us to the house, hurry up.
Yo, what the fuck?
That is not a, that's the end.
I would never say that to me, bro.
I saw it in the red book, I'm never failing.
I met Kanye West, I'm never going to fail.
We got 30 minute minutes, Jack.
No we don't.
It's just like five minutes away.
Jack, who remembers, who remembers back in the day
when Jason and I got ice cream late at night?
Oh my God, yeah, you sucked the fuck out of that ice cream.
And you were fat as shit.
You used to be so fat.
I mean you're low-key, you're getting back there, bro.
Oh god, I'm not used to live.
No, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.
You need to compare pictures.
But when I first, when we first went to the brothel on house,
you were so skinny.
Yeah, I was skinny because I didn't have a girlfriend at the time.
When I got a girlfriend, bro, I tell you, she made me fat.
You're blaming your girlfriend?
Yes, bro, because she was like,
oh my god, I'm so hungry.
Let's go eat.
And I'm like, fine.
And then she's like, oh my god, I'm hungry for more.
And I'm like, fine.
So let me ask you a question.
Yeah, go ahead.
Is she fat?
No.
Okay.
Why are you fat?
Because...
Um...
Me so soup, I love it.
Me too.
I know.
I was just trying to get some keywords out of you.
I didn't only want to be out there fat.
Oh, because...
I don't know.
I just like eating.
I don't know.
You know what it is?
The girl never gets fat in a religion because when she's full she gives you the food and then you just eat it
Oh my god, I'm not even kidding. So you won't get this right?
But she wanted to get we went to the Japanese spot
And she's like oh, we should get the
Broccolini, I was like okay sure and then bro
I don't know how it ended up being three sets of noodles with beef
fucking
Like what are those called you know, they're Asian ships dumplings dump. Yep. Yep
Dumplings like it was everything just started spawning in bro. I mean, that's not really how it works
Who's like who is pressing that orders that you are oh me oh
Always okay, okay. Yeah, I'm not king today every day that water on your dash or over. It's like a hundred bucks
I order like five things
What are we about to do when we get back?
We talking a game for him?
Yo, I want us to play GeoGuessor right now.
I want to get good before the tournament.
Wanna hold me on?
I'm so down.
I'm gonna be on to my jet and bring my geology skills back to the industry.
How? How's that possible?
I'll tell you in genetic, how's that possible?
I'm just not GeoGuessor.
You're talented.
I just don't understand you.
What
And you guys want us to get everyone just let us know we'll get it
Did not text you
What are you doing? What are you doing on Jason's life?
On Jason's life.
Yeah, as you see how he would never lie to my life.
Nah, I was agreeing with Ron.
You want food?
Bro, let's hotbox the fucking Maybach.
Can I get some retweets?
Bro, we need to get a good Squaw, bro.
No, just say you don't fuck with the stable.
Are you crazy, bro?
Chat facts or no?
Bro, we can get me, you, Max, Lacey, you son of a...
You can get a good fucking Squaw.
And then we can tap late night times about some random shit, bro.
Should I call Max?
Call Max, yeah.
Ah.
Yeah, call Max.
Because he said he was done with it, he texted me too, next week, which is this week, so I don't mind, whatever.
It is silky, we gotta get silky and get this too.
Let's see, someone's gonna be here. I mean, there's mass space over there.
Blackway Max, new, new, new, new, new.
Yeah, bro, get the new number.
Baby, I like this guy.
I
See a coach I don't think so the Max might be oh Max is definitely a coach. Yeah
Let's crash the party
I forgot one was live okay
Here we go, Chad.
Almost there.
In here.
In here.
But I can't wait to get into this new house, I'm dead ass.
I'm actually so fucking excited.
You understand, bro.
I'm like squealing and excited.
I didn't fucking tell me you're gonna say that.
Why?
Sorry that I'm hype, bro.
Yeah, fuck it.
I'm hyped to live with you.
I'm hyped to fucking get into it.
You've been living with me since I've been a kid.
Yeah, but, bro.
I've been living with someone.
And living with someone.
And right now all we're doing is living with each other. We're not living true. It's true. It's what the fuck is this guy doing, man?
Are we really spending it to that yo tic-tac like check
At least check the comments are their new faces and I mean like that are there any women in the comment section
Let's see here.
How the fuck do I have to-
Yeah, 27,000 lives, eh?
Me?
Yeah, you.
Fuck.
Fuck.
I did it.
Bro, then we gotta get you viral today.
You gotta do something crazy.
Bro, I'm the Asian Commutist.
No.
No.
It's over.
No, no, no. Listen.
I have a bunch of chuds you can have.
Listen, listen, Ron.
You wanna go viral?
I have an idea for you.
What?
And only you can pull this off.
What?
Bulletproof vest, let's go get a gun.
On my soul, I'm down.
On God, I'm down.
You want to get, okay, bulletproof vest,
I actually have a bulletproof vest.
And bro, you sick, you've got a gun, I think.
You want to go viral?
Shoot yourself with a bulletproof,
I'll shoot, I'll shoot you.
I'll shoot you.
What's the worst that can happen?
Or, or I could choke you out, bro.
Uh, so then I start seizing?
Yeah.
You wanna go viral? Let's go fucking viral, bro.
I don't know why people think that I'm not gonna win the GEOGESTOR tournament. I'm actually gonna win, right?
You're paired up with Lacey, though.
I genuinely think I can win that tournament. I wanna win a tournament by the end of this year.
I don't think I wanna see that tournament.
Dude, I played in a chess tournament, a Valorant tournament, a CS tournament, and I haven't won anything yet.
What am I fucking good at?
You sound like fucking me, bro.
You know what? I don't care.
You're the fart of Twitch, I'm the jester of Twitch.
I know what I can do.
You know what I can win back.
What the fuck, Luke?
He's cold, man.
If we came back in the city, it's cold, it's cold.
What's the name of the man?
He banged it on me.
He banged it on you, dude.
No wrong, modern grip.
That was a good segment.
The farting ex-gester.
Don't call me a fart.
Oh, my God.
Good job, bro.
Come on, Bill.
There's millions of people watching us.
Nice job, bro.
Yeah, you think?
You think if I went against Joey Chestnut to hot dog eating contests, I could win?
Hell, no way.
I've seen him fucking throw 50 dogs in less than 30 seconds.
See this car?
You see this shoe?
Yeah.
This is Lamborghini Urus, and they're gonna let me drive it.
This shit like, this is like for every Asian mom in Irvine drives this.
Shout out to A, MMS.
Asian mom?
Yeah, they be driving this in Irvine.
Yeah, bro this shit sexy.
What are you gonna do to it, any new color?
Yeah, I'm changing to purple.
Like, what type of purple?
Like, in that pool or what?
I have them in the trunk, but my keys aren't in here.
So if you want, I go get it.
I'm gonna take it out.
I'm gonna take it out.
I mean we could do that, bro.
I bet, check it out. I'll be back in one second. I'll grab the key.
Hey, look at the carbon fiber! Shut it off!
I'm calling you out on this car, man!
Yeah, bro. You wanna get this?
Not me, you, bro. My mic comes from you.
Unless somehow we do fucking stuff about for a year straight. Yeah, hell yeah.
I want some small shit. I think you look you look good in hell cat. I'm not gonna. Yeah, I'm not I'm being so dead-ass
Shit
Like fluctuating right here, let me get over here
We good
Okay, yeah, but now we're good
Okay now just fucking going out
Dude, get the interview
That was good
What's he doing?
Oh shit
Yeah
Yeah, the code's lost on it
Stop! Hey, just let me take it
I know your car was probably tuned right?
No, everything stopped
Are you sure? Cause the guy, my mechanic
He took a picture of your car
that a stop and he did a ECU calibration.
It's all stopped.
Yeah, with the lamp in the middle of the cars.
Not after the GLE, that's a lemon.
Because it has an acropopic exhaust from factory.
Give it, hey, it's okay, it's all cold.
Give it a little, you know.
Who gives a fuck, bro?
It's Corsa, Corsa's race, bro, in Italian, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Four bucks, give it a little.
Come on, a lot, a lot, a lot.
Damn! I don't think you can get some verbales once you drive.
Oh, shit.
But hey, don't you ever-
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Make sure you sweep, bro.
Oh, fuck.
Hey, well, maybe one day we can do this.
It's just nice, no?
Come here, Doug, come here.
Maybe one day, tell me.
Spicy, spicy.
What's that?
So what is that?
It's kind of like some like reflective shit.
It's called Lamborghini Pasafay something.
Purple Pasafay.
Yeah, so it's like that.
It's like a fancy name for purple, bro.
Well, like transitions from like purple to like pink.
Oh, like to kind of see like we go to the light.
It's like, it's like, shady paint, right?
You see how it's painted?
Yeah, I definitely see the reflection.
Let's see that.
I can't see it.
It's like, glitching out, but no.
It's like a paint.
It's like a paint.
It's like a paint, yeah.
Yeah, it's clean, bro.
That's okay.
So basically the goal is this car is going to be white in the interior, purple on
the outside, and then that's going to be purple on the outside, yellow on the
interior.
Oh my god.
you know, it doesn't change?
how fucking fat you are
you're a fat fucker
jokes, jokes, it's all airsoft
wait, so what's the content now?
yo, games, stop on the fucking game
yo, is this ever going to come to the new house by the way?
what?
this literally hasn't moved since we moved in
Uh, but this is connected to that.
And our other game, roughly.
Wait, what's this? You wanted some shit?
Who wanted some shit? This is...
Oh, God, yeah.
A rigging, a green came in.
Sucks.
Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.
Anybody home?
Alright, well, you know the game?
Yeah.
Can you shut the door, bro?
No security! Can you make sure the game's shut?
There we go.
Now we're fucking security. Now we're security, bitch!
Security!
Try to leave my third strap.
Bro, let's...
Bro, I need to calm this real quick before it's over.
It doesn't have to die.
No, it didn't, man.
They're trapped out. No, no, no
Well, yo 60 switch out love switch my shit
Why is your chest every time I get back on my fucking desktop they say W stream bro every single time
Oh 44
This is garbage, bro
Nope, just my girlfriend
That they took from a video
It's like why is the thing?
Where's the stable Queens? Oh nice Audrey
So a girl commented
But wait an hour 40k
150k followers, I think that's pretty bad
At least your tweet banged
Somebody texted me
Yo son, I already know how that's going to go, no way, what is there to say bro, make
sure to say it.
Let's see some quotes.
if you don't then the world's fucked
Ray come in nice let me not scroll too far here why not let's just keep
going yeah okay all right we got a geogasator yeah all right bro
Take this chair out
Hey chat
Hey chat. Hey chat
Hey chat
Hey chat
Hey chat
Hey chat
Hey
Guys, why do you guys always say W stream when I get back to my desktop you guys fucking think I'm like
You just think I'm like a bot or something like that?
Yes, watch your fucking mouth before I really up the pole on this fucking chat
That's table or not. Oh, you look so good today, bro guys. I know you guys love complimenting me, but sometimes I get uncomfortable
Hey, hey, what up broski?
Hey dude.
Hey.
What's going on broski?
Wait there's 2v2 geoguessor chat?
Is that actually true?
I'm down on my geoguessor.
Well I just want to play a little bit.
You don't have to play if you really don't want to.
I'm not gonna be mad.
No, no, no, bro. This is what you want.
Bro, what the fuck is wrong with me?
Wait, what?
Dude, this shit.
You're going to be a killer.
Who is calling my phone no-call ID?
Do I have to block this?
Yo, what's up, bro?
I have your number.
You know that, right?
Should I just say it on the street?
Like, what do you want me to fucking do?
Why would you answer it?
Because it doesn't fucking matter.
You can't simswap me.
fucking bingo I think I go fuck I'll leave this guy's number right now I
dead ass I have his whole fucking address I don't fucking care I'll kill
you in game let's just fuck bro sorry I'm just fucking rob my real gangster
bro you are need is a beauty yo bitch don't ever disrespect me this streaming
shit gets serious dead ass bro damn bro what a fucking day man dude honestly
For our unplanned day. This should work out.
My time I looking good, bro.
That ass?
Yeah, yep. I'm not gonna lie chat today's a great day. Can I get a retweet?
Life's fucking great. I'm dead. Like you invite me to geogas here. I don't know how
What did I miss wait chat, where are you supposed to do it?
What's a girl's type?
What'd you just say about my girlfriend?
You like who?
Huh?
What's a girl's type?
Is that like a Pokemon?
I like Bulbasaur.
Do it, do it, do it, do it.
wait I need to buy a subscription for us to play duos no shot well Jason you got
here cuz I bought the steak can you buy it fuck off actually true no actually
true chat chat right come on you gotta buy it bro dude you let me take a bro
don't do that bro don't do that come on bro bro chat fax or no he's being weird
now he's actually being weird you'll be 10k bro no you're actually being weird
you gotta pay you you you gotta pay off that day somehow bro he's actually
they're saying it's free on steam oh you know me I'm gonna get my free
fucking you know what I am wait what is it called on steam chat
you still need a sub no no no no not a click on some little bit of links oh my
god fine I'll buy it fine chat I'll buy it just for you guys where do I buy it
chat where do I buy it yo mods why is this guy getting away with putting a
fucking lol in my chat
Where do you do it shop let me not leak
Well, you could buy skins
Where do I buy it?
Which Jason is deaf and on me while I'm buying this
Top right
Upgrade subscription
Upgrade to unlimited this shit is 27 cents a month brother fuck that
Generally serious fuck that
generally
Generally serious yo check can we get five gifted? I'm dead ass on my soil
Dead ass serious. Can we get five gifted?
God man
Fucking hell
Time out the guy saying delete my tiktok. Don't ever tell me what to do. Wait, did I buy it? I think I bought it.
I did.
Thank you for the Twitch bar for five months.
Wait, so did I do tools and then do what chat? How do I do it? How do I invite someone?
Where do I do it?
I thought you don't beg for subs? Are you new to stable fucking Ronaldo?
Yo chat!
Laugh at that guy right now!
Yo, someone tell Jason on deafen.
Holy shit, thank you for the bits
All right, listen if you guys want to play
Stop what you're doing and play with me, but at the same time my students are practicing for Geo guest or move
Tournament, but guys do not tell me where I'm at. I gave you the link. I gave you the link
Yeah, this is gonna be good practice. Okay
Yo, hello, yeah, yeah, can you hear me? Yeah, I gave you the link
You ready? Yeah, you know, all right. This is good practice. What?
Right nothing. This is good practice
Let's go here. We go won't be much. Yeah, we got got my two predictions
Where are we at? Oh my god? I know exactly what I
Mean this is I know this is that wait wait. They're saying. Oh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
Wait a board a board Elron Elron. I didn't set it. What am I didn't set it to one be one
I didn't set it to 1v1 my bad. Actually my bad
Spending my chat my actual bad my bad my bad. Are you ready or did you work?
Did you are you ready? I'm gonna start
All right, here we go. Oh
My god, this is New Jersey
She looked like Jerry Hill, bro
Listen listen listen. Hey, don't be Texas. This is good practice, bro
This is good practice first thing you're doing you look at the license plate license plate. This has got to be New Jersey
Don't read it. Don't be weird. Don't be weird. Don't wait. Hey, what are these signs from though?
If he reads chat someone tell me so we can better. I'm not I'm not I'm not okay
The Sun is going Southwest which means what chat I forget what oh no, it's not Texas rose nuts
No, this looks too sweet. This looks like
This is definitely the United States though
definitely the United States okay bro listen we're gonna be we gotta practice
this tournament here we are here we are was this rapid speed speed limit 35
threatened only left home office do this shit could be Ohio oh my god bro I
That's that's no, I think this is
Hold on hold on hold on
I
85 this has to be the east coast because gas is so fucking expensive chat. I'm gonna make a quick guess. I'm gonna go
Wait, when do I guess I can guess whatever?
Timer 15 seconds right now
I'm gonna lie this looks like
It's like love it
That's looks like love it bro. What you don't know make a guess make a guess quickly
I'm gonna lock it in lock it in get the lock it's it look like Waco bro. It's it look like Waco
Yes
It's okay. It's okay. It's okay chat. It's perfect. It's fine. That's good. That's actually good. Oh, I'm actually learning
What the fuck oh?
Nah, bro
Fuck I've never been a misty. Yeah, the fuck I was supposed to know where I'm not going even only I'm just not waiting
What's that? What's that? Are you even only I'll go I mean
Okay, this is Europe. It's gotta be Europe. It has to be Europe
Okay, so you see the language right there. Oh wait oh
Oh, okay. Okay. Good job. Oh wait, it's a job
Wait
I know this is in the it's not the UK. It's so it's so okay. It's so clear as day
This isn't the UK find a culture the culture um only oh my god. Oh my god. I know this username, bro
I oh my god. I know what it is. No, it is
Another username
I know this
Residencent to you know, oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I know what horror
I
Don't know what bar
Is there any like signs wait? Oh my god the Sun was a timer at wait the Sun hold on there is no timer until one of us clicks
Wait, where's the Sun?
Not really sorry. I'm closing channel closing channel
I
Sun Sun, please please I close my
Yes, oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no the chat can give out answers
I'm not reading it. Oh god. I'm not I have to learn there. There's a chat notice. I
I dead at all I know what this is. I already know what it is, bro
Yeah, exactly what there's no point of me reading you guys you guys can say cap
I'm trying to learn for the tournament. Come on, bro. Okay. I know exactly what this is. Okay. This is okay
It's easy the UK. Yeah, I can tell you can't say it and I know what's fine
I could tell by the roads and the license plates. I know
Well, I don't know hurries, bro. I've seen curries
But I don't know where this is
chat is the map randomized forever like for the tournament can it be and
Manchester no I'm not gonna lie I'm gonna go with just what I know I'm gonna
go like here I'm just gonna play a safe I'm gonna play safe I'm pretty sure it's
No, I should have done London. I'm an idiot. Oh my god, wait
Oh
We were both close I literally had it, but it's not even close. I'm not even close second guess. I'm never doing that again
What the wait?
No troll chat. I think it's what I guess earlier gets only pixel on God
Okay, I'm observing the build. I actually think this is
Okay, this is definitely but it should look like
She look like Panama, bro. I can make a crazy guess, but it might kill my whole thing
I actually think this is what he would call a chat the island. Well, you know, it's not it's not it's not not not
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's not...
What the fuck is this?
Is this Brazil?
Gotta be south of me.
Wait.
Just wait!
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Y'all seen that check?
Okay, okay, okay, okay, keep going.
We gotta keep going, bro. Let's keep exploring.
what the fuck where did I just go no hell no how fucking hell no there's no
way what what it's Taiwan shout out Ray bro that's right I don't know I don't
know where I was at W fucking Ray oh wait wait this is buildings I know what
is not it's not India is it no how was there a car up here what the fuck I know
it is I know it is my back can't move I can't either I guess it's like blocking
us here so can we only go we have to guess based off these I guess who the
fuck we're on a car up here oh wait China's there one car anywhere hey what
the fuck are you
I can go inside take a smart guess here bro
I
What the fuck where are we?
We I got no clue
That ass looks like
Shit kind of looks like a toy for
Say
Bro what the fuck the shit is bugged? Oh my god. It's gotta be one. It's gotta be South America
All right, I'm gonna go explore the map
Can I go inside maybe this is not how we make GGs
By a GGs chat on God GGs I lost
how to be where me no Jesus I'm in a fucking forest bro
yeah what the fuck
right I got no guess how did you go down there I don't know I gotta just guess
like I'm gonna guess somewhere in Brazil what's the state of the city in
Brazil
Wait
Are you fucking kidding me?
That was Portugal. Oh my god, that was Portugal fuck. I would how do I go?
Well, what is really straight there? It was like fucking Texas. Yeah, you guys act like you know this area like
It's like, well, what the fuck are we?
It's like the racist part of tech.
Not only tech, it's like south, very south.
Oh, nah, yeah, this is, yep.
Wait!
Look at those fucking fields.
Blue?
Wait, blue.
Oh, nah.
Wait, blue.
I can't go into the house.
Is that Utah?
Yeah.
I can't go into the house that Utah
Maybe not a shit it's too too old school, maybe maybe
Not be Texas, bro like I
Feel like this parts of Texas that look like this bro. Well, you can't hundred percent
Fuck how am I gonna not gonna reach out during the tournament, bro
There's no way I need them bro. This is like in pot wait that ass
Got a big text right no chat
Oh, that ass look like science and text. Oh, this is like I
Mean this is very clear as they're United States
Oh my god.
Oh, okay.
Yep.
Definitely Texas.
Gotta be, bro.
Gotta be.
No, I think it's on the E, slow key.
Or I think it's like center.
I think it's like Utah, Idaho.
I think it's Utah.
I get it.
I think it's Utah.
I'm true.
Come on, baby.
Come on, baby!
I'm a Texan. I know my shit. I know my shit. I'm gonna fucking Texan
What Nashville, Tennessee
No, oh no, oh no, oh no no
No, I'm not doing too bad though. We're not doing too bad at all
Take those bro. Gee. I grew up geographily like not doing that bad
No, can we get something besides fucking for you? I
Actually, I know where this is oh never mind
Wait, oh my god. I remember this from Daisy. Is this
That's this Russia. No, this can't be tough. It can't be texture, bro. What oh wait. No, no, no, no
We did this already
The name is just this, bro.
Oh, dude, I know this is
I'll be aware though
De la gare de reforte
Enicon
Morte agendres correctio
I know where it is chat. I just don't know what part and I'm trying to figure out the part
Dude, it's kind of crazy how much you run into the same fucking games every time
Wait, where's the Sun? Wait, where's the Sun? Sun is on the southeast
Southeast that's okay, bro. There's no way this is there's no way this is
Where are you go wait Please, please, please, please, please
No way.
Let us go.
No way.
No way.
Wait.
Keck what?
Keck wait.
How is he getting so close?
It's
Camaro language you just got to do the language bro. That's what it is. Don't don't get thrown up
Got it. I know it is
Where where is that in the world? I know where that is the baby lives there
I don't know, I don't know.
What?
You fucking piece of shit, bro.
You piece of shit.
I don't know what's, oh my fucking god.
I'm so much dead.
I saw Charlotte, bro.
What the fuck, bro?
Dude, how do I lose that?
I knew it was in Canada.
What the fuck?
Where the fuck are we?
Where the fuck are we?
Wait.
wait don't look like it's fucking Israel fuck game low it's happening like can
you get it she kind of looks like a fucking icon you good or no my good or
not that you use your game work yeah I'm good I'm good okay so it's not the
United States. It's Europe, but what part of Europe is this?
Dude, this looks like it's a straight mountain. What has mountains in Europe? Like... 10?
These are definitely Europeans' times. Chad, I'm not gonna lie, I think it's like something
up here. I'm gonna take a Hail Mary of a guest. That's my that's my guess if he
clicks.
This is like nothing though. Yeah, can I get another sign or some shit? This is
nothing though. The sun is west. Dude, it has to be. Can't fucking go, man. Duck. What?
I'm gonna make a guess. I'm gonna make a crazy guess. I'm gonna guess like one of these roads.
Wait, Cho. So Chad, that bolt dude, that rain bolt dude, he can actually find out the
exact spot we are by just looking at that there's like no way what the fuck I
want it wait no you didn't know you didn't oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god
how are you doing that are you cheating not cheating
Oh my god, I know what this is.
Pete, Pete, the roof's jacked, the roof's peepin'.
Fuck.
Yo, yo.
You're a fucking idiot.
Game over, I won.
You only know two places. Why would you go there? I thought that was South America. No, no, no, I there was a flag
Wait car meta's Rickshaw featuring a bike in the front to the back or common across the part of Asia
Woo! Good tips and tricks. Pink color tags are unique to Mexico City.
All the marker letters CD and these... Oh my God, actual tips and tricks. Got it.
Dude, I was winning! It's 10 is all I did!
He just got one on me.
Let's go. First up, first up. Chat first to three or first to five?
First to three.
Okay.
Kaveev.
Oh.
Looked at here.
Oh.
Fuck.
Oh my God. I know who this is.
that's the Italian guys lacy's fine chat how do I tell you
Oh my god, bro, wait, I'm hungry. What the fuck I'm dead. I started bro
That's not even bad. Yes. I'm a deep. Oh god. That's not bad guests
much
wait
Okay, then this is a turn.
Yama too, please.
Lacey passed out.
No, he didn't.
Is he good? Or is he trolling?
Okay, what happened?
Oh my god, son, I don't know.
Son.
Chad, I actually want to get really good for the tournament.
I don't want to just troll.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Okay.
Oh, no, come on, bro, come on, come on, bro, bad guesses, not bad guesses.
Wait, how do we both get the DR, bro?
We both get the same exact, I know it was, I know it was Central America, somewhere
in there.
Hi
Wait, why am I low key smarter than my chat? They always tell me I'm wrong
Oh
Well, when you say look at the license plate bro is blurred
I'm caught. I'm actually I don't I don't know I
I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know IDK IDK IDK
Otis either bro
Oh, oh
Why did Joe just text me
Wait a second. Wait. He just texted me saying see her on G.R. Do you want like advice on what to learn?
Side of the road is huge. Most countries drive on the right. You can see that don't holy tips and tricks. What the fuck?
Yo, Joe, I don't know if you're watching bro. Let's fucking play sometime. I got practice for this tournament
Okay, so this is quite literally not America obviously I mean that's a nod look at this dude, bro
I'm pace. I'm gonna be racist for a little bit here. What's not race. Not race. But like son of a let me be after you, Joe
I just gotta I gotta learn he's right. I gotta learn certain shit. It's like
It's like in my fucking face pause, but like look like if I just knew what language this is I
Got no guess
I mean I have to get somewhere in Europe. I'm just gonna do like
I don't even know what I just guessed! I just guessed in Europe!
Wait, that way? No!
What the fuck, bro?
Bro, that's my go-tos where I click.
Alright, alright.
Dude, for the tournament though, everyone is going to get it on the go.
Wait, what did he say at, uh, right side?
He said, who the fuck are these guys?
Wait, so this is on the right side?
So this is...
Fuck.
Wait.
Wait.
What are all of them? That looks like...
It looks like Latina.
Oh, it is, it is, it is. Okay, okay, okay, so this is...
My question is, should I wear?
Now it's just somewhere right here
Gotta think Jason think come on bro your bill for this okay, okay, I'm analyzing okay
I know
They got big bro. We've been here. Oh
My god, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I think so.
Bro, like, I'm pretty good chat at finding it.
I just don't know where the exact location is,
and I feel like people are gonna be smarter than me
and get the exact location, fax or not.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I'm dead, I feel like I'm dead here.
I'm no, bro, I'm not really dead.
cheat.com slash GT.
Is it here?
I'm gonna guess here.
easy I knew I knew it was over here GT I mean I'm actually genius on God I'm
actually smart oh my god bro you gotta my Jason you have to start using actual
clues I learned from a long time ago that like those type of in the emails is
where that fuck do you know this bro one more one more one more one more
there's no US was there bro my chat saying I'm reading chat I read my chat
After I pick it I could close my chat brah. Oh god. I'm only this run wait. Joe's calling me. Yes, Joe
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm locked
Like this is clears day Europe
You know go you know go you know
was that
You should want the one in no move because half the tournament you're not you're not gonna be able to move around the back
Oh, yeah, you just oh, we can't move
Like an airport or like being a cafe and you're gonna have to know where you are
So it's not just like the way I'm happy is like half of the tournament's what you're doing any other half is like
Random shit, but you might swine a cave or underwater
I didn't do much to me, but I didn't do much fuck bro. I've seen the double comma
I
That's what own a pixel is trying to teach me is the Sun, but I don't understand
So if the obvius is a woman South I'm in North
But like let's have any night
I
Obviously I know I'm not America
My god, I know where I am
Okay, all right, thank you all right easy
But a low key I'm gonna get good at this
I'm gonna get rid of this.
Chad, don't hit me with the yay or nays.
Enough of that.
Inns are...
I don't know where this is.
I mean it's clearly in Europe.
I guess... I guess...
I have a feeling it's low key in like...
I'm gonna guess like I don't know. I'm gonna make a wild guess. Oh
My god
No, you have to get a better guess like it's clearly not in Asia Jason like that was clearly not in Asia I
But pick college at Congress there. Oh
oh wait boss okay we're in the United States but where what the fuck wait but
no it's not there's no way I thought I knew this license plate I thought I
I know.
Wait, look, I thought we were in Washington, but there's no mountains.
I checked my phone and it's fucking Uber-East texting me.
What you got?
Who?
No, it's just they text me.
They always tell me, order me, order me, order me.
Wait, I'm not stupid.
Okay, so we're up here somewhere, chat.
But the question is where?
We're on the top.
I know where we are.
We're like somewhere up there.
She kind of looks like a toy for
Sun is southeast she's were northeast I'm not gonna lie. I'm gonna hit it with low-key like, Pennsylvania
She looked like Ohio
Wow, we were what the fuck was Washington. Oh my god. Oh my god. I I thought oh my bro
I KNEW IT!
I gotta show you light text.
I'm actually mad, I should've guessed that.
Oh my LUL, bro.
Wait, what?
What are the-
What? No!
Where did it go?
I mean, this is just terrible.
What the actual fuck is this?
No!
Like what in the fuck is this?
It's trusty spawn!
Now chat, you can spend the lows all you want.
I don't get it.
I
Did why did you even make a guess?
Okay, oh
My god, what the fuck yeah, how was that Thomas was to know it's fucking Russia
Like what the fuck holy shit picture what the fuck is this what even is this how am I supposed to fucking figure this out
It's your glorious fuck. What the fuck is this?
Call me zero bit rate. How is it taken in 2024?
Zero fucking bit ray on right here. Oh my god. Yeah, am I in a fucking painting? Oh now it's good
How is yours good bro it's not 240p oh wait what the fuck I gotta go to somewhere
I know where this is I'm gonna make a crazy educated guess
I think it's on the east coast.
like very racist kind of Texas Wow I was close though oh I was close I'm getting
better why does everything look like Texas to me I'm actually getting back
but you actually have to learn like dead-ass cuz did the tournament day it's
gonna do what oh my god I actually know it's in a good I don't know okay I
have a crazy guess cuz I played Daisy on my soul chat I think it's right here
No fucking way you know away hold on okay, it's actually might be text you're a fucking idiot
No way it's glitched it won't let me go anymore there
I'm gonna make a guess
I'm gonna make a guess. I actually think it's their check
Dude, I'm gonna take this educated guess bro, I'm dead ass
Y'all always name me, but then you never gave me like I'm dead ass. I actually think I know where it is
So
So yay or nay cheating, so that's cheating, but no because I'm not really paying attention to it
They just keep spamming it for everything. I'm gonna think I guess on my soul. I I think it's somewhere here
Gotta be somewhere over here, bro
I really think it's somewhere here. I'm thinking I guess
No, wow wow
Wow
Wait, why?
Wait, wow back in a fucking game Wow Wow
Wow back in a fucking game, that's what we do bro wait back wait son. How did wait? What is the score now? What's the score?
One two, bro. One two first to what three or five first
First two three three and then wait now do station it we gotta be stationary. How do you do stationary set settings?
I don't know no move no move peas each other no move
No move, no move, no move, that's what I said.
Oh, we can do five, we can do first to five, fuck you.
All right.
Fuck, son, son, son, son, all right, I got this.
Um, you can do it more, okay, just dead ass dudes.
Oh, this is gonna be so hard.
Wait, I mean, Loki, we don't need an email for this, bro.
No, no way.
I know this.
Animo, animo, animo.
I actually know this.
But this dude's like Texas.
I actually know this.
Actually not
I'm gonna be more only by no ram. This might be Arlington, bro. Nope. Nope. Nope. She might be Arlington
Go on here. What? Oh
This is Arlington
It's not Arlington. It's not McKinney McKinney. Oh, bro, but put a dead ass Texas. I know it. This is cheese
Go back in my way. Go back in my own god. Go back in my own way
What do you what do you mean?
No no, go back to Paulie because you can still get guesses from it.
Okay okay.
Oh god, I'm making this shit.
Hey, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me.
Oh god, fuck me.
Idiot.
What?
You're fucking idiot.
Wait, what?
Oh my god, no.
You didn't look at the car, bro.
You didn't look at the car.
You suck, bro.
No no no.
I'm not good at the geography.
Wait.
hold on Joe oh my god ah okay okay okay okay
sign baby come on baby come on baby come on baby
I
Son
No way you beat me again. Oh my god, I thought it was alone. I thought it was oh my god
It was Manchester is Manchester United
What the fuck
Fuck
Well, maybe
Yeah, I already saw it too, brother. I don't know where though
Holy fucking letters
No, I should have guess
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. I'm gonna lose. I'm gonna lose. I'm gonna lose. I lost. I lost. I lost. I can't
I can't do this. Oh my fucking god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I
I think I've been here before, bro. Oh
Oh my fucking god, bro. No, I don't like that. No moving. It's unfun. No, it's fucking bro. It's fun
It's a dead-ass like
Bro
I think this is like I gotta but I think it's here. I
I'm gonna make a guess man
I'm gonna make a guess in every way that has been here bro. I'm gonna use the cheese. I'm gonna use the cheese
I'm gonna use the middle of four places, man
That's a good cheese. Where is that with Seattle again Washington like Texas to me, bro
There's no way I come back I have to win every single one and I lost I don't know this fucking I
Couldn't tell you bro fucking son, man. What is this?
clear your mind, clear the mind, look at the weather
is this for dance?
nope, look at the weather, look at the weather
exactly where this is
i mean i know it's europe
i know exactly where this is
i have no idea what this is
i'm gonna make it fucking good
it's italy bro
i knew it, fucking gomma
I'll try to throw you off, oh my god.
I'm on 2x though, but I'm on 2x, but I'm on 2x.
Oh man, come on, come on.
What the f-
Where did I lost?
That's the Maya.
Wait, nowhere.
No, wait. Oh my god. Oh my god. It's not even that. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm in still. I'm in oh my god. Oh my god
I lost I lost
She looked like
Chat no matter what I lost I'm going for a fucking Hail Mary take off your motor. No, this is this might be
I might lose off this. No, I lost
I'm going for it. I'm going for it. Hell Mary. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I can come back if I get something direct. I need to get something direct. No way. It's
no way. What? Bro, did she look like... Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please!
Please, please!
NOOOOO!
PJ's Pitch!
Good night!
WOOOOO!
No hooo.
Wait, hold on, I'm kinda good at this.
It's too tough.
Hold on, I'm kinda good at this, dude!
No, no no no no no!
No!
I have to guess how-
That's a midiography teacher, man!
Miss GroYard.
Hey, fuck Miss GroYard, get ass!
Whoa whoa!
I don't give a fuck no way I'm gonna lose
No chat equals lose shut up on my soul shut up all right one more one more do you want to do a straighter best to
That's a suit. That's a wait wait Joe linked me a different thing. What is this?
But no more hits fucking Joe man. No, he linked me a thing that we're gonna play apparently
We'll just do this one more time Joe. We'll put it in you later. Let's go. You know, you
know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, I'm
locked on God. I'm locked.
That's your last light.
I says, dude, you say that. Oh my God. I'm not hard attack Jason. Shut up. God fucking
I'm trolling though, man.
Wait?
SHAPUYA!
I did it, I think it's Texas.
You say it's Texas one more time, I'm gonna kill myself.
I've been to the sparsely killer.
In Louisiana.
I know, I know.
Oh my god, oh my god, you just guessed it!
It looks like I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you!
You suck you suck
My god
Now what the fuck am I looking at
I'm sorry. Easy. I know exactly where this one is.
That's a hazard, bro! That's a hazard! That's a hazard, man.
Fuck my ass until I cream everywhere and jizz in my fucking penis!
You fucking suck, bro!
You suck!
It's over for you!
How much money is on that, like, 10K?
This...
Bang!
BANG!
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
Gotta be...
This should look like South Dakota, bro.
What?
How did we but how's it Seattle again? I thought it said oh, it's Seattle is fucking like
But fuck no where out that Seattle was a city
Okay, I'm gonna make a fucking Hail Mary on God. It's either chat. It's either I
Know where exactly where it is. I think it's wait. Where is it?
Where is this
chat it's Sweden or Spain oh my god oh my god I think it's not Spain it's no I
actually did think it's Sweden or Switzerland
I'm making a guess I think it's either Sweden or Switzerland
Oh no, I fucked up.
No, yeah, I knew it because of how bright and fucking green it was.
That's the most obvious thing I've ever.
I thought it was fucking Kansas, so I just...
Oh, oh my god.
Okay, so now this is going to be a guessing game.
I don't fucking know bro. It's just the houses. There's no signs or anything. No houses or
anything. What is it? I'm gonna give you a guess. I think it's more northwest chat.
I think it's more northwest of that. I think it's way more northwest. No, you just made
the worst guess ever that was the worst guess you could have ever taken I was
wrong too it wasn't Northwest it's fucking fuck you told me to give you
two the tricks the reason you never choose that is because this the middle
of nowhere okay no exactly wait what yeah I'm confused too that's all I thought
Oh wait I know where they are, I actually know where they are.
Sun is south, which means more north, which means, I would assume like right there.
No it was more north, I should, yo I gotta be smarter, I know it's north and I still
play south why why do I do that why do I do that
oh yeah
huh no no no way
and actually is okay geographically speaking where is India on the map
Uh, where the fuck, bro, I don't know.
Hey.
Wow.
Let's go.
What?
Good guess.
I lost.
I lost.
Bang!
Wow.
He literally guessed right on the dot.
I mean, I don't know what you're saying.
Winner, winner, chicken, fucking.
He guessed right on the dot.
I don't know.
He guessed right on the fucking dot.
Fucking beast.
He guessed right on the fucking dot.
Fucking beast, that's what I am.
I lost in home court, are you fucking stupid?
Come on, bro, that's your fucking country, how do you not know?
Come on, man.
Lost to India? What?
Come on, bro.
Come on, dude.
Come on!
this is donkey's thorns get in a wall seeing who has more
fuck you get up get on my chat bro
bro chat am i just a fucking bum
get ass am i just a fucking bum
how do i try to use you
dead ass
you are
I just don't get it.
No chat equals lose?
True!
Come on bro.
We waiting on.
What are we waiting on?
What are we waiting on?
What are we waiting on?
What are we waiting on?
I'm just texting my guy right now that's not a cheat.
Oh, you're motoring.
That's for sure.
I was trolling you.
I texted my YouTube editor.
Watch this shit.
What the fuck is...
Bruh.
This shit did absolutely like a cognac.
I actually thought I was a fan before you even said anything Wow, we were both so loud.
Yeah, we said we didn't say Wow Slovakia Wow, I look he liked their music.
I love Poland.
Not like the music.
I like the music better more tense.
I'm not even kidding, I want a RIM job and I just want jizz to come out of my ass like-
What are you talking about?
Where the fuck are we?
It looks like.
Please, Marlyn, if you can hear me, give me this fucking win.
I'm gonna have to go in.
My Kansas
No, wait
What the fuck more though oh wait, there's a Jewish star
What and I right here what the fuck is this? Oh?
All right
Ops, Ops
Might be to the beef cake. No, it's not I think it's actually like up here somewhere
Close
Holy shit, it's beautiful.
There she is, Mary people.
Wow, where am I at?
Wait, where is this?
Oh, chat, you can see that?
So it's obviously...
Uh-oh, what the...
Something with water.
to live
school like
Definitely not Texas can't be you're an idiot you actually have a no-contact school could be this could be Galveston, bro
Could be Texas make your crazy guess I'm gonna say that's the lake right there
Oh
We sell your actually a seller
Okay, that was stupid.
You literally, there was literally a game over.
There was literally Euros on a fucking sign.
I didn't see that. I didn't see that.
Alright, alright, alright.
Next one wins.
I bet.
Fuck, bro.
That was pounds. Same fucking thing.
You saw the sign. I didn't see.
I did ask, looked at it, and I guess I didn't look.
Oh my god, yummy.
Your burger get a window where this is it's better new Jersey
All right, it's you look like big beard amount up to big beard, bro
Like I don't know I'm making a guess I don't know how we're supposed to guess this yeah
I swear to God
Wow, I won that somehow. Where's that?
Sri Lanka, what is that?
India South India. Yeah
Okay, what the matter daddy is this should dead-ass look like text
I mean this is like clear as day. It's like somewhere up here
But I think it's
I'm looking to guess like lower Minnesota or because if I do that it can get
I'm full bro. It's south
Oregon
I don't know. It looks like south of me
Uh-uh, are you guys...
Holy G-wagon, is that a G-wagon? I don't know.
I don't know where this is. Oh my god, their license plate's confused me.
Wait, I do know their license plate! I know their license plate!
Dude, I think it's like somewhere over here.
I could be wrong. I could be mad or daddy wrong chat. No, I think you know
Yes, okay, okay, okay. Fuck right now. What is that? Yeah, no, I've never even heard of this
Yeah, no, yeah, no sausages dude. I want to explore the world. Does anyone live here like what the fuck?
Oh, this is America
Wait, no, it's isn't America. What the fuck?
Not is no, it's not
It's not. It's just adopts a road.
But then this one says state law, this is America.
Wait, what?
No parking, no reversing.
She might be fucking Ohio
I'm gonna go like up here low-key
Wait, I lost
Actually lost is Marilyn. I lost. Oh my god. I need a retire from eating fucking food for a week
Please start
The boss
You're actually the biggest moron ever
How are you close Japanese bro? I thought it was Korean
Japanese I know my god
I was out Kone I was in Kyoto
That's actually unfair
That's literally there guys. I can't move around boys. Well fucking champion
No reading checkers lose. I just won you fucking idiots, bro.
Yo, chill, dude.
Oh my god, no, I'm getting mad.
Chill, dude.
I'm getting mad, bro. I'm actually getting mad.
Battle of chicken urine?
I'm actually fucking getting mad, bro.
I'm actually getting mad, bro. I'm actually getting mad.
Like fucking hell, bro.
You stopped acting like a retard. Yo, brother, don't talk to the king like that. You don't
This chat actually gets me mad or died you know, but I'm not even kidding. Holy shit. Hold my fucking eye cup
Bro, you got any snacks?
Yo, Zoyle, fuck you, bro. You're timed out for one week. Pissing me off.
Not cool, bro. Not cool.
Do I have any snacks?
Yeah, bro. Shut the fuck up, snack. How about that?
I
Well, bro
But I'm gonna send a John to come into your room and grab a protein tomorrow, bro
Do you want to play a game of chess? That's something you won't be in no, no, of course you won't
You're such a fool, bro. I'm a chess grand wizard. Actually, no, I'll grab a master. Excuse me. I'm not a grand wizard
Not a grand wizard. Oh my god, bro. I'm hungry, bro. I need this I need this real, bro
What's lacy yeah, wait chat send me the clip of lacy what happened to him?
Dude how did it take me like well hours do this shit
Wait am I gonna get this raid from lacy place lacy falls out and passes out in the middle of a thousand three-pointer challenge
I
Was this real thank you, what real holy fuck
Yeah, you probably passed out for a second. They're going early, bro
It's okay
What happened he's clutching his ankle the corn soft though, so did he pass out? I'm confused
No, get away from me get away from me get the fuck away from you bro get your
new dude give him a barbell please bro bro give him this
Give him this fucking banana.
Not bad. Give him that banana.
This tiny-ass carrot.
No, no, no, I want a-
No, you're not getting a barbell, bro. I'm running out.
Please, please, please, please.
No. No, get out.
Now, I said get out!
Yes, sir!
No, stop!
It's the airsoft gun, y'all.
It's fake.
Wait, Lacey, if this is true, bro.
Don't fucking play basketball. Hello, like get the fuck out of here. What did he do?
Can I get what he fell bro? I hope he's okay, but I'm confused what made him do this
How long did he shoot for because then he do a thousand little ass banana
No, didn't he do a thousand threes and he was fine. I
Swear he did it before and it was so much longer than this. Is he okay?
That does look like a real flaw. I hope he's okay, bro. Why is Rocket clapping?
Bro, this is cap. This is cap. Oh, my God. Fantastic.
Dude, it's not what you actually like. Yo, not. I don't believe it. I don't believe that.
Well, he is her, I hope he feels better.
But it's...
Yeah, it's just crazy.
It's the redder, bro.
Redder's not doing this to you.
Redder's not doing this to you, bro.
Why is his tweet so long?
Did he ever respond?
Wait, did I?
Not hating.
These turnstries have been so boring.
None of them.
None of them.
None of them.
None of them.
Oh my cringes bruh, oh my cringes bruh, so you're gonna get whirr protein bar but not me
Yeah
Wait, it might be real cuz now he didn't you said what?
What?
Wait, what did you say?
No, what is this on my screen?
Who is this?
What happened though? Why did he fall? Is this just like Haley efficient?
Oh, yeah, that could be the street
Low sugar
We were dancing in the dark
You want to play you want to play Minecraft or no?
I want to play Minecraft, yeah.
Dude, did you know that if I play Minecraft for one hour I get paid a thousand dollars?
I'm not trying to be honest with you.
You get off?
No, no, no.
What do you better do?
I'm low-key I might start episode three of my let's play if you want to play
Wait, yeah, you want me to invite you to my club, bro?
Thoughts?
You just fucking fly!
Bro, but me and Lays are stuck in the nether! Fuck!
Dude, wait, bro.
Bro, I'm gonna have nothing.
Sorry guys, I was just telling my girl that she's a sh because I'm working right now
What wait bro give her honestly thoughts about the first check. What did you do that serious or not?
She said super fucking cute
How many likes are we at right now? It's at 50,000 views. The shit's getting deleted. It's gone. Say goodbye to the first trap
It's fucking gone. The third strap is gone, bro
why don't you leave it bro it's gonna hit the four you know it's gone it's
gone don't ask you're gonna hit them for you not yet not yet
My crafts yeah, you're nature so wait what what are y'all about to do after she pulled up like
I just told you we could go me and you if you want.
That's cat bro, you're not about to say that.
Oh god, that's not your body!
Oh god, that's not your body!
She came over to pick something up right now.
Yeah, I never told you I was going.
So, you let me know.
So if I'm like, let's go to dinner, you're standing at her home.
She's literally picked stuff up, she came here to pick stuff up.
What do you have my key or no can I have a back
I need my key if my key
What the matter daddy?
Stop saying XQC 2.0.
Now she's driving her key out of my car.
Can I hop in Discord with you? Who the fuck are you, bro?
You've been following me for four years and this is your chat message?
You just actually pissed me off.
No bro, no bro, sure bro.
Sure bro, give me your Discord right now.
My bag, you know, sure bro, give me your Discord bro, give me your Discord.
I'm gonna invite you, I'm gonna invite you to the call. Me and Jason, give me it.
Go ahead bro, give me your Discord.
I
Like a lot understandable it got hot quick
But I mean, I don't think it's that serious. I'm laughing
Ready to leave it her tweet
But she's not I think so I think just like it's probably the first
No, no, she takes me for a different reason
This guy literally selling Brian by the discord calling her calm
You can't hit it?
You can't hit it?
Just come around the same way you just did
So you turn around
That's not handy yet
Hold on I'm on anyway. What is this long ass fucking? I'm gonna invite one of my friends
I sent you a friend request bro. Yeah, I'm gonna find someone on the call bro. You heard
What I don't know this guy in the chat was just like yo, bro
Like I wanted to in the call. So I added him apparently he's named he's like onk is shit
So
Yes, no except my friend request bro
Come on
Okay, dude
Let's see if he's still partying out there.
We were skinny dipping in the yard, we were kissing in the bar, Chad this guy's selling
bro, he's deadass not picking up the phone.
Oh wait here we go, I'm gonna add on the call, ready?
I'm doing this call.
Yo Snoop, you got a camera?
Hello?
You got a camera bro?
Wait, how old are you bro?
22
Your own no he literally said he's on and then he randomly just typed in my chat
He said can I join the call I cooked them and then I felt bad so dude
He didn't even cook me
Oh my god.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Come down to Texas.
Come down to Texas.
Do a push up challenge down here.
Who's going with this?
Hey, snap, your time's up.
Yo, dude, what the fuck Jason I was bro. Oh Jason, bro. I'm removing him. Sorry if you're done. You're bad
All right, I'm gonna play Minecraft for an hour, bro, you're welcome to join
You want to join or no invite me to the server you met someone bigger
That's my game the Minecraft okay now if I join my server brother things it's a no bro. You're act now
Never mind don't play bro. I'm gonna. No, I'm not gonna do that
LgC already dead ass no
That's like a big long ass nose yo, what's up big nose
But like, why'd he ever invite me to like these Minecraft realms or like these GeoGuessr 1v1s?
You're not even on a game yet!
Are you even streaming right now?
No, I just ended those live for 10 hours!
Jason asked me to play fucking GeoGuessr when I brought it up.
Do you ask me?
I said we're doing a tournament. He's like, oh, bet, let's play.
And then I'm inviting him to Minecraft because I'm forced to.
I feel like a bad friend of mine. I'm already in the call with him.
You're fucking a hand, bro. Like, what the fuck?
You shut your matter daddy up.
Fat fucking...
No dude, but I'm serious dude, like why?
Dude, what do you mean why?
Like, can you invite me to more things?
I live with Jason!
How many followers, how many likes are there to get on this video?
Some more time with you.
A hundred million dollars.
He could play if he wants to, bro, I don't care.
We just have to hit the light goal.
That's all?
Did we hit the light goal?
What's up man?
What's up?
Bro, tell him what it blows in.
Tell him what it blows in what?
Shut up, shut up.
That's crazy, bro.
Oh
Me and laser stuck in the nether bro, it's cocked wait, I gotta restart my minecraft it keeps saying restart minecraft
Shut your bitch up, bro
Well, I hope I'm out of
Bro, it's okay. Oh my god, bro. Guess who's calling me man. Who's calling you?
Yo, bro
Oh my god, no this guy's actually a f***ing cat or man
I said below your nose, bro
Oh, shit. Oh, yeah
Oh, yeah
Now save the anyone jason mother now boy. Oh my god, jason you can literally save your black friends
Yo
Oh
Yeah, we gotta invite dr. Suspect for
Wait, I'm playing Minecraft cannot hop cannot
Can I hop on a can y'all see Jimmy gear or not? No, bro?
That's not how it's done. Oh, go play your balance. Yeah, bro. We're about to go to our
Oh
Play this with like don't meet a girl or something like that, bro. Why are they saying a dap story on Instagram?
London tomorrow and it's his six pack
He's giving a bat signal
Oh
That's an actual bat signal for the left. Yeah, I'm not in control it you see I know he put his underwear all the way down
So we can show his D-line
He looked good
I'm not gonna lie. He looks like me. Oh
Look he looks like me he did ass looks like me
bro little Coachella feet everybody post it on Instagram cuz i love
it's a six pack pack how hard is it to get a six pack y'all can i get one before june
hell nah
Coachella Coachella Coachella
so you're not getting out of my crap really no i just oh hey buy me some sugar no bro just
do your thing bro i'm gonna play your little valorant dude
Oh
Not do your thing Jason. Can I get a reach me chat let him chat let him do his thing
What the fuck is this same guy?
No
How many Justin fevers were there is there a channel skin enabled right now chatter now. I'm trying to make this thousand dollars
I'm out of daddy. Oh my god. It literally gave me includes paid promo. Holy shit. I'm gonna make a thousand dollars
Oh my god, dude, you could enable to Jason you make a $3,000 wait how if you go here
if you go to your thing if you play Minecraft for one hour you get paid $1,000 see she were gone
I swear to God where I don't know I had it in my thing look max $1,000 payout wait where is it
easy clap shot it doesn't work for Jason why it says accept Jason the ween
true I call us where my band am I supposed to show that where my band
What? Checks? Twitch?
Shit.
We got Minecraft. Oh my god, it says no longer available. Why?
I'm in the realm. Let's go. You don't have to play with us. Me and Laze will play them.
Wait, can you just invite me?
Alright, alright, alright, fine. No, because you're gonna just troll, bro. That's just odd.
No, maaah, by the way, if you even think about griefing,
fuckin' Bob's house is getting posted on Twitter.
Oh, God.
The fuck is wrong with you?
It's gonna be a bird's-eye view of Bob's fuckin' room.
What is wrong with you?
Well, grief, what do you mean?
All you have to do is just not grief.
Well, what is bad for you?
He didn't do anything, but that's what happens when you wanna grief.
If you grief us, we're gonna blow up Bob's house.
Yes
We're going to literally blow up boss house like blow it up. Thank you for the one gift that's up
Or that was the first sub of the stream
Yeah, probably I'm not gonna lie to be honest
What do you mean you get invited but you're not even fucking out.
No, no, no, no, that's actually fake.
Oh, God, that's fake.
That's all God that's you know, I'm blowing up boss house.
I'm getting my shooters right now.
One my soul.
I'm sending in my shooters.
Actually, I'm actually serious.
That's fucking fries for Bob will be seeing you bro. Whoa. Oh, I lit up the wrong
Wait, I'm not gonna load it until you're loaded in actually I just dropped Jason's IP address in the chat
We're about a cook a fucking egg on Bob's router, bro
We're trying to join up real quickly we got to get out of the nether welcome back to episode 3 of stable ronaldo and lace
Minecraft let's play today. We're in the nether for the first time and we're fucked right now
Drop a me if you were in last episode we have no fucking food
But this is actually bad
Okay, I have no geeks and I don't even have full ours. Oh God
This is my I don't have a piece of fake meat if you want that
I have one fletch.
Okay, we gotta be careful because there's a black guy right there.
Okay, and he's armed. He's armed.
Jack.
Do we go back?
I'm gonna kill him.
Is it crimp for food?
Tell me.
Jack, we gotta get out of the nether.
Who remembers the coordinates how to get out of here?
Oh my god, did anybody put the-
Oh my god!
Someone go to the comments section below!
It's so- oh my god, wait, it's actually not good.
The black guy respawned, bro.
There's two of them now, too. This is scary
How rare is that chat what is the drop rate on that?
Wait, who remembers the coordinates? We're fucked.
We actually are. I have no idea how to give up.
Wait, we're actually fucked. GG's.
I'm following you.
Okay, little tips and tricks, actual tips and tricks.
Chat, if you're ever in the nether and you don't have any food, follow these tips and tricks.
Follow.
I'm following because I need this.
Are you following?
I'm following.
Wait. What?
Keep the tips and tricks. Keep the tips and tricks, ready?
Oh, like a shortcut.
Chat, look at this tip and trick. Follow this.
Remember this. Clip this moment right here.
You can always remember this for your Minecraft let's plays.
place okay so you see how we're in this
biome look come here come here you see
that piggy up there brother you take
your flint and steal that we have and we
kill them okay so we look for piggies
look for piggies look for piggies not
that piggy though not that piggy
that's bad piggy no wait what about
crimson fungus no no bad tips bad bad
bad bad bad bad no up up up up up up come up remember you this is only a tip
bro only take my tip for granted understand oh that's bad bad piggy
You gotta pick it.
Good.
Good kill.
Don't attack this one.
BUSH!
Nice.
Does anyone remember where the portal is or are we caught?
Dead ass.
It really might be stuck unless you're vaulted.
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Actually, yes. Oh my god, thank you
This might help me out
Okay, come on look this tip good. Oh, let me get it
Yes
Yes, good. Oh
My follow
Wait, why is the nether music like low key kind of scary?
anyone else kind of scared right now
I'm scared they're scared
dude I wonder how the base is holding up
right now at our dog
oh my god Ricardo is probably so scared
mods what are the coordinates
help
actually
dude fungus
159
wait 159 what
60-28
159
60 150 over here this way wait why is the music getting scarier
oh no oh no oh my god what the fuck bro oh my god man my god
Come here
Drop on me if you just got scared right there
Hold hold hold hold hold hold hold
You got to realize brother this is let's play everyone is watching right now
There's millions of people watching our let's place, so we must entertain them come on
So let's go over here
Check it someone remember just general area of where the nether fortresses, please. Thank you
Don't push me
Wait coordinates out 140 what?
Oh, we gotta make sure a crown
Over there what the fuck what kind of shit?
follow me look look look look at this tip
ready look at this look how perfect I am just stay with me are you with me
stay with me no right next to me right next to me stay right next to me
look at this look at this ready wait sorry
come here come up just come up with me should you trust me or no
Yeah, just build up. Just trust me. Look at this actual cheat. Ready? Chad, look at this
cheat. Ready? Look. Ready? Ready? Ready? Ready?
Wait for it. What's the last one? What's the last one, Chad? What's the last one?
What's the last one?
Negative 28 right here this way follow me
Literally watch how we go straight to the portal chat ready watch how we go straight to the portal
Just hold it's gonna be straight to the portal bro
Should you crouch?
Don't worry, we're going straight to the portal.
I don't need to crouch, look.
I'm watching.
Just in case.
I'm watching with intent.
You know put it saying GG is putting negative, like shit in the air bro.
Shut up and watch me minecraft.
Oh, it's there! Look! Actual cheese!
I see it. I see it. I see it. Yes. There it is.
There it is.
100 likes and I'll knock them off.
It's actually so dumb, it's so fun.
Holds.
Bang!
Holy shit.
Get out of here.
Yes, sir?
Alright, let's go get some food and come back, no?
Yeah, put her up, please, I'll get the tube.
Woo!
That feels nice to me.
RECORD YOU!
Come on, let's celebrate, shall we?
Wait, what?
RECORD YOU!
RECORD YOU FUCKING BOT!
Chill!
Oh, you maddest fucking, it's called
Catty the Dog.
Fucking bat.
Yo!
I
Oh my god, what my chest are full?
We got a mix we gotta do something man
Yo, oh my god, do I kill him do I actually kill him or no? He's lucky tweaking, but we don't have to smoke him. Oh
My god
He's fucking oh my god the chest I built burned
Hold on we got to feed him. Can you feed him food your food?
Whoa black guy stealing a block. I chopped a steak. Do you feed him? You feed him? Maybe I'll like you
Wait, oh he's calm
Even drop a heart in the chair you just fucking ate it
What's he mad at you feed him again one more time
Raw chicken he's gonna hate me
Ricardo it's raw. He doesn't like you
Come eat this even if it's raw I
Can't even give it to him. I'm sorry, bro. No, it doesn't love me. No way Ricardo
How do we get our food up? We also need coal really bad. We came and cook food a little off-stream mining
Ooh chat, what do you think about these blocks you like these or no?
Wait why they think W sponsor what happened? How did bro get sponsored? Oh
Fuck I forgot this is a one hour
Look at this look at this this is not even bad though like look
that's compliment with a glowstone is good nice that's really nice wait guys if
you sub right now or get the sub you get an exclusive Minecraft badge wait
what let's go to see let's go to sleep let's go to sleep sleep bro
I'm not even kidding though I know this is sponsored for one hour, but dead ass who made
Minecraft because they made enderman.
I'm not, do I say it while we're sponsoring an hour now?
Ah, eh.
Nevermind.
Alright, we gotta go get food.
Okay, I think chat, real talk,
I think we build a farm right now.
Thoughts?
Look at all this flat, look at this flat area.
I think we build a fucking,
I think we build a farm.
Now the-
We also need like a calm mind,
not like a cave,
or we can go get like coal and shit.
Yeah, yeah, but look,
look, come down here, come down to my mind.
Be a miner for a second, come here.
Yeah, let me be a little miner, let me beat this.
Look, look, look, look.
Matter Daddy Sanctuary,
We can also put animals down here and they have no sunlight beside that up there.
This is actually the sanctuary. I don't mind this.
Okay, so yeah, I think we should try to get animals. What animals should we get though?
Anything we can find. I'm coming with you.
Should I start mining for coal or do I'm going to do animals with you? I could do animals with you. I don't care.
Unless you think we should do different things.
Wait Chad, are people actually getting badges right now? That ass?
Yeah, I got it.
Yeah, I'm god look let me see if it's all
It's it's you get a little a little baby chick badge. Oh, what do you do use the sub once?
Yeah, I just give one and I gave it to me. Are you trolling or no?
I don't know. No, look, I just have to your channel
I sort of got yeah, oh
Shit free. Thank you, Mojang
Oh
You want a dog? There's a dog right here. Oh, yeah, do we have any boners?
We're gonna have some boners. Give the dog a boner. Come here. Where you at? Over here. I see I see
Holy shit, we're getting gifted some now people really want one badge. Holy shit. It is drip though
It is low key drip. Hey chat drop a chicken in the chat with your fucking badge
Hello Donnie
Look into the crew boys. What are you gonna name him?
Yeah, let's just sit on it. Holy shit mojang. Thank you for sponsoring. You're giving me free subs. Oh my god
I feel like your age seven day myself way people would dead-ass care that much about a fucking badge. Holy cheeser
We're lit right now
Can you get our food up? You know though it is a pretty good badge. Yeah, me too. I have no food
They were five gifted egghead. We're gonna go over here. This is the plains field
Everyone knows in the plains field chat is where all the Amino swan
Oh, yeah, holy subs man if you want to get the subs say me maybe someone will get to you
Fucking burning them to death. No you get food cooked the technique. Yeah, it's just funny
Fucking Bob
I don't want these.
They're too far though, yeah.
These are too far.
No, we can get these, but I look at what...
Oh no, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, no.
I mean, I mean...
Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude!
Calm down!
You didn't beat him!
Chill, dude, chill, dude!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
No!
Fucking let go of me!
Oh my god.
Ah, damn.
Yeah, that guy was a bot anyway.
That guy was a fucking droid.
Oh, chicken.
We look, you need chicken.
Wait, wait, we should bring these.
Oh, god, we should bring these.
Can you gather them and bring them to the house?
Yeah, we should bring them.
We should bring this can you gather them and bring into the house with your receipts
Take all these guys right here. Take them all to the mine bring them to the mine
Thank you for the five gifted holy shit. Hey chat for anyone who does not know
Anybody right now who gifts one sub or subs you get a fucking chicken badge on switch
Drop a drop the chicken badge if you got it. Let's farm up these. Yeah, I know look look at their badges chat
Look chat look it looks a little like this. Look you see this chicken baby chick. Nope
Pretty bad
W mojang in the chat
No sponsored shit for one hour, but like yo is this guys here's no troll Minecraft gotta be one of the greatest games ever
Like it's up there. No, like what is like mojang or like minecrafts in general is just like
It's got an easy view on up there. I
Know it's a long walk, but you got to bring those chickens
Thank you to anyone who gifted a sub
If you didn't get a sub say me, maybe you someone will gift you and you'll be lucky
I
Know what you do we should build a fucking a
Sheet fucker
Commodule you don't on a roll down. Yeah, I'm down. Well, we have to beat the enter dragon first. Yes. Oh, is that what it is?
Right, I think
I love when the sheep's just back to me fucking so sexy. Oh
My god chat. What is the sexiest animal in Minecraft? I'm not gonna lie. I think it's it in low key is the Mushroom cow
It's a rare fine, but it's it's sexy. It's sexy
I'm gonna go back to the house
There's a fucking Enderman scaring my-
KILL HIM! KILL HIM!
He's probably stealing, bro! Kill him!
He doesn't walk in his head.
Kill him! Kill him! Kill him!
I can't, because if I put the Cedar and the chickens, they're gonna rhyme.
I'm at the crib.
Wait, okay, I'm coming right now. I'm coming right.
That piece of shit's at the front door.
Oh, I'm gonna murder him.
These guys are coming down to the sanctuary right now.
From your new home.
Welcome to the good life.
Haha, well I'm just killing all these amunals
Drop a me chat if it's late at night right now, and you're just chilling at home watching us on your second monitor living life to the fullest right now
Enjoying your life
Who doesn't like watching a little bit of Minecraft with their favorite guy, huh?
This is honestly the good life for some people at home
Oh my god, I love when they make that sound they're just squealing for their life, bro
Good I gotta buy a real gun in real life. Oh god
Oh my god, come look come look very close to the base
The little baby chicken they make is the badge you get
Wait what badge? What are you talking about?
Oh the one where you give the one sub right now during the one hour sponsor stream for
Minecraft or if you give the only one sub or subscribe yourself you get a fire ass
badge
Wait can you show me what the badge looks like?
What does it look like?
Oh yeah here let me just type a message in your chat room
Um, there it is, it's right next to me, it's actually a little bit of a chicken.
Wait, you have this tiny baby little chicken that's fire!
Yeah, it's really cute and cool as shit, it only cost me one gifted.
One gifted sub, that's all? I mean, how quickly did it take? Probably just a few days to get, no?
Oh my god, it literally took me fucking less than a minute, probably less than 30 seconds.
It was probably just a click and a half down here, I wouldn't even say two clicks.
Wait, where's the base?
Uh-oh, give me coordinates.
I actually really like that chicken badge that you guys got on your stream how did everyone
the chat get it how did you guys get this badge in this time confused wait I'm
at 1300 what is it what's your what's your Z what's your Z the bottom there
that's all far right negative 160 because I'm in the sanctuary no that's what
you got to tell me you don't tell me the middle of your life oh well yeah I'm
tweaking I thought z was the fucking okay bro I see the whole chicken badge in
my chat oh my god only people up chicken badge type now simple as that
bro it's so fucking cute oh careful so cute
coming to the sanctuary just be careful when you go in there gonna try and run
out on you. Oh my god! So cute! Oh my god this looks like the badge when you gift one
sub! Or you sub right now during the one hour of Minecraft sheen. Oh so cute! So cute.
I'm gonna go build a fence so you can fence them off facts
Little do they know the rest of their whole lives they're gonna be down there forever
The first day the rest of your life
Forever they're stuck there for the rest of their life. They're permanently stuck there
They're never gonna leave ever and they're gonna do what we say. Oh, yeah
Yeah.
Sure.
You got any geets for me?
Yeah, I'm just hoping I'm cooking up one matter that he can give me one second.
Hey there Delilah, what's it like in New York City?
I'm a thousand miles away, but girl, tonight you look so pretty, oh yes you do.
I'm squared oh shine as bright as you you know, I'm a
Hey there, do I love what move the fuck out of the way
What's he like in Maddie daddy? Is it your matter? Is it your daddy? I'm trying to know right now
I'm flattering yes, you do
matter daddy doesn't shine as bright as you know, it's true and
It's what you do to me
Oh, I've got a 30 in my jeans
My XP bars low
Thank you for the five fucking matter daddies
Already all right
Chat for the rest of their lives the chickens are stuck here forever
Let's get a W, man. They don't even know it yet that this is permanently their life dead. By the way
This is an airsoft gun everyone. Obviously. I love Mojang. Can we get a W Mojang in the chat? Oh
You guys want food, huh? Come here. Come here. No, they can't do shit. They're just a dumb fucking chicken
You guys are just dumb fucking chickens, huh?
You stupid fucking chickens
Yo, get this fucking chicken out of my lobby, bro. Classic.
Does anyone know what I'm talking about?
Ooh, good placement, good placement.
Okay, chat. Now, facts or no, we need a seedformer, like wheat.
I feel like we need that now.
Yeah, we need to make an actual...
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!
Who's hungry? Who's hungry? Who's hungry? Who's hungry? Enjoy. Eat. Come on, come on.
Big money, big money, big money, big money. Oh, fuck. Eat.
Dude, they can't eat chicken. They are chicken. That's like cow drinking, man.
Dude, can you make a, can you make a, what do you call it? Can you make an item frame
so I can put a, I can, I can put a piece of chicken in an item frame so they know
that they're stuck here forever and that's what they all they are I can't do that yes
let me see wait check can they go in here and then jump the corner like jump this or no
Loki I don't like this move everyone move move move move move you want chicken
We have any leather or what do we do?
Put a slab over it?
Yo, John, how about I put a fucking, put a slab in your mouth and tie you up and drink
you off?
I'm just kidding.
What are you doing?
I'll come and spot you.
Shut up.
Shout out Mojang in the chat.
Where are you going?
Here.
I made you a glowing one.
Can we get a- wait, VOTS!
Glow item frame!
Wait, is it new?
I think so, yeah, I've never saw it before in my life.
It has to be- I don't know, that was a-
Chad, just in case the chickens don't know what they're fighting for?
Here.
It's like, it has more like-
This is why we this is why we mates come here have sex y'all
Let's have sex
I wish I had a gifted sub well it's crazy bro because if you sub right now or you gift
one sub you get a badge that looks like this chicken right now on twitch where you could
go anywhere on twitch right now and bring this badge.
All right, let's go both like a wheat farm, bro.
We gotta go to both the wheat farm.
Facts are no chat.
100%.
The question is where?
And do we make it factory style?
Like do we build like a factory?
Ooh.
Like right over here is Loki Flat.
I've never done that.
That would be a good idea.
We should make a greenhouse.
Ooh.
Okay, I'm down, I'm down.
Let's go to bed, shall we?
Yeah, for sure.
Can I have a sub guys I'm broke on some real shit sure bro guys give them a sub PS nicely
don't be weird okay I'm gonna go farm a bunch of wood okay yeah should I do this type of
wood like like should I do this type of wood for the greenhouse or no let me know what
I can farm it like this. Should we do this? What? Oh, uh, stripped
Probably not dude
Mossy cobble still won't go so hard. I know but brown mossy cobble is like in sweet. Don't we have a spawner somewhere chat?
Yeah, but I don't know how to get them
Remember where we is where it was. Let's just for a mad foot, bro
Yeah, we have the trees after two. Oh good calls actual good tips and tricks
If you didn't know planting a sapling cat rebuilds the fucking tree
Literally and that way keep your world looking like natural like it doesn't just look like oh like you know we can put a Walmart here
Little tips and tricks shout out Mojang for sponsoring me drop a me if you wouldn't have known that tip and tricks unless you were watching me cuz I'm sponsor
Look at all these people getting the tips and tricks because of us, bruh.
Hey, we're a man of people.
I'm about to smack these lean sucky-
Wide speed nudge.
How do you think our cocks are doing, you think they're cooking up?
They better be fucking cooking up, hopefully they're all full grown.
Haley hallelujah stable hallelujah
Mom and dad hallelujah
What did Justin say
Never saw that shit yesterday. He said like he's singing hallelujah to like
Everyone how do you guys feel about Justin Bieber's performance? No troll. I thought it was pretty good
Like at first I wasn't fucking with it, but then I kind of realized you know, bro. He's a matter daddy
true
Low-key no troll. I watched Sabrina Carpenter's thing and she's actually pretty good at what she does
Do I like her music? Not really, but she's actually pretty good. She had a pretty cool set. I was watching
Like she wasn't a matter daddy she was a matter baby. Oh
So she's like she's getting there then yeah, wait, what's the matter baby?
matter daddy goes die matter baby equals girl very easy tips and tricks chat
we're filled with tips and tricks here for the boys little tips and tricks ladies come here
you're just gonna cool yeah let me check it out so you're probably wondering damn when I have bones
they're probably useless as fuck dude look at this right here you play the sapling down you use bone
Neil. Oh my cinema. Sometimes you gotta give it a fuck done though. Yeah, it looks good
done though. Yeah. Even when you just do it for the grass too. We can cover our whole
house. This looks beautiful. Our house looks fucking big. Beautiful. No, tell your house
is good. It is a good spot. No, we didn't like we didn't like excavate or anything
excavate. Whatever. It's like just natural. Yeah, people are just hating in the comments
for they're like, Oh my God, L house. And I was like, bro, what the fuck? You
live here like bro this is which which house would you sleep the hardest it yeah
yeah
yo shut your bitch ass up Ricardo oh my god always keep fucking me which shower
are you showering the hardest in COVID edition oh yeah we have fucking bone
blocks that's so much going down yeah what is this on the ground what is
this. Yeah, I'm sponsored by Minecraft, bro. Basically, they told me that anybody, right,
oh my god, Ricardo friend, anybody who stubs right now gives one sub, they automatically
get this badge, it's a chicken badge. You can type in the chat if you have the chicken
badge, show it off. All you gotta do is give one sub or sub for free, you can get
first prime for free and you also get no ads when you do that so hey if you're
enjoying the stream now you get no ads
all right I'm gonna build like a little thing okay go ahead all right this is
Where are we form starts one two three four five six six seven eight nine?
So that means eight are here ten is here any one more
Oh holy good soundtrack am I right Chuck? Yeah, I have a great song playing
8, 2, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12.
Thank you.
Just trust me, Chad. You trust me or not?
I trust you, yes. I'm coming over right now. Wait, is this how you do it, or no?
Uh. Why do they say no? Wait, that ass, is that not how you do it?
very efficient wait why is it not efficient not efficient yet or no
wait why is it's not efficient I don't know this is how I would do it
bro I'm not gonna lie leave those just in the comments below bro facts bro if
y'all got a problem take it up with the comments bro we're not here for that
They said water spreads by a nine by nine wait one two three four five six seven eight nine
Wait, so you're saying this whole thing
Could be no, but I think this looks prettier facts or no like no troll
It low key looks prettier
Just keeping it a buck
He looks good like this
Personally
Wait low-key I could set up more though if I do
No, this looks pretty bro, I'm not gonna lie
Should I make it two layers? Should I do up here also? Like look just trust you trust my vision or no
I'm trusting the vision. I see what you're doing here. Do you actually see what I'm doing or no?
Yes, I
Think I'll tell you if I had the wrong idea. Just hold okay
Let's expand, bro. Let's dead-ass expand, bro. You just gotta trust me. If you trust me, jump on me dead-ass
He's gonna destroy all this
My prime doesn't work brother you're already subbed you fucking burger
My god first time chatter genuinely W. Connery, this is just brought me the piece I needed. Thank you angel. Oh my god
Those are the ones those you read that one. You just love it. Those that's why we play bro
You know what? Hold on. Hold on. Angel, bro. I got you, bro. On God. Hold on.
I got you, Angel. I'm feeling good today, bro. That ass.
Minecraft is, you know, I'm feeling good. I got you, bro.
Give the specific viewer Angel, the boy, to 10. Give the sub, man. There you go, bro.
Enjoy the sub man. Now you get no ads and your sub for me for a whole month.
Oh I earned the chicken badge!
Wait I-
Hey!
Look! Look as soon as I did it!
Wait.
Yeah it's Insta.
Wait.
Global badge.
Chicken badge look very look-
CHICKEN!
Once you get one sub you instantly get the chicken!
It's so drip.
It actually is pretty cool.
Not gonna lie.
Okay, you guys could also get one all you gotta do is get the new one some see more wood
Yeah, y'all fuck with us or no badass this let's play this episode. Let me know in the comments below
This is going quite well
No, we look you need more iron and we need to get more lanterns around the whole area
Yeah, we don't mind it. We need to become miners bro for the day
I'm not gonna we do because we don't even have coal to make torches
One two three four five six seven eight nine ten
One two three four five six seven eight nine ten
The house is cozy, this whole area.
Oops.
Wait, do we have to go to bed again?
Bed.
Thoughts chat?
Not bad. I think it looks pretty cute. It's coming in nicely, man. Double layer, so we're
gonna be fucking producing a shit ton, bro. Am I building? That's a little off-stream
matter 94 oh so cute who knows that mean that would actually do no dude anyone
else's hate these trees or not like when it's like this it actually pisses me off
because you got to destroy every single bit
holy 10 gifted from zeal holy can ever say thank you holy shit let's go to bed
Thank you for the 10 gifted subs, man.
Give them strokes, y'all.
Cheating.
Absolutely cheating.
Ricardo, if you don't shut your bitch-ass up, I'm gonna make you shut the fuck up.
Holy shit.
Like, I'm gonna fucking do some crazy shit too.
I'm gonna fucking jerk off.
I'm gonna go fuck our chickens.
What's up? See what they're doing?
Chickens!
Chickens! Yeah, give me!
Everyone have sex, c'mon!
Oooh, you ever feel lucky?
I don't know. I keep fucking up.
Everybody have sex? No.
Oh, this guy? Oh my god, he's having sex with nobody.
Oh my god, wait.
That chicken just actually cheated! Oh god!
He just fucking cheated on his friend!
I'll do a life in there guys.
Actually, sepuno chicken.
My XP bar is low.
Did you get these fish or what? How did they come here?
Oh, yeah, I just put them in with a bucket. That's very cute, bro.
But they're sitting at the bottom doing nothing.
It's okay, we're gonna fill that up. We're gonna fill them up.
All right, so we're gonna do that chat. Look.
All you need is one more bucket of water now, and you have unlimited source of water watch this tips and tricks, right?
But it messes with my OCD bro you have to make it look pretty
No chat and message of your OCD anyone else
Wait, you actually know the trick. Good.
Of course, boys. Good.
Wow, actually good.
You don't do Kerber gaming around here, bro.
Wait. Well done, boys.
Oh, wait. Yes!
It's coming in.
Let's go.
A little off-stream mining.
Fucking not a good shot at all.
Fucking Minecraft with the bruzz man.
You've got a nice community right behind me.
Don't be stable in the chat, man.
It's good fucking vibes
Today I just don't want today to end anyone else like life is just too good right now
I've got a girlfriend. I've got my pizza rules. I got for tonight
Right, this is good
You know
see here maybe hit one of wait hold on hit one of one two three and then maybe four five
little entrance wait this is fake nice chat no troll it's coming in okay we actually need
We need seeds though, wait we need seeds.
They actually need to go break.
Can you go give me some seeds?
Yeah, I'll look right now.
Thank you daddy.
Of course.
Ricardo what's wrong man?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Wait do you hear what Ricardo said?
Do you hear him?
What do you say?
While Ron is sponsored by Minecraft for the next hour, only a couple minutes left
if you sub right now using a Twitch Prime, Amazon Prime, or you gift one sub or
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It's a baby chicken look at the people in the chat. They're giving it right now wait. Are you dead ass?
Walks every time man look at this
Subcentral over here chat
I just want to help the badge. I'll be on the inside to get fun myself.
For sure how to put that on.
Let me check out my campaign. Let me make sure we're making this money.
Okay, cool.
Stay for Ronaldo. You are the greatest.
You are my daddy.
Wait.
Chat?
And scammed wait did I get scammed?
Wait
Wait
Difference
Way out. Am I getting it?
Kequah
Hello, I've get it from our case. Thank you
You still have one task to deliver for Minecraft. Don't forget your campaign tasks
How long?
Yeah, how do you do it?
Wait, it says it's on, but it says it's on.
I would assume it's on, no?
There's that activate-
Gotta be on bro your little hole your whole fucking profile is lit up green with a creeper. Yeah, I would assume it's on right now
But it says I didn't complete it, but I feel like I've been on Minecraft for an hour
I'm gonna keep playing but like yeah, how long have I been on Minecraft for?
52 minutes oh
Easy
Yeah, no troll. I actually love Minecraft. I'm not even kidding. Like this game is so peaceful
I don't know why I feel like everyone goes through that like era of where they play Minecraft for like a week or two
And they take a big break, but like man
It'll never get old though. Like that that like the idea of like that phase. I'm saying like it'll hit every time
It comes around
Really? I just feel like Minecraft is a game that never dies like it's kind of impossible
Let's kill it give any seeds or no
Jack if y'all didn't know PO box coming on Wednesday, let's hope that there's no snacks in my PO box. You know what I'm saying
Fresh on legendary loot
I found a firefly bush. You gotta see this I've got never saw this look look put it right here
Holy sheen there's fireflies
Do any bone meal or no?
Holy fire
Wait, that's actually so fucking dope. It's almost as dope as like the fucking free badge on twitch when you get one sub
You get a chicken badge
actually
Look at this bro, look at this tips and trick now you also get seeds very look
16 seeds easy clap shot that us
It's raining I love when it rains in Minecraft dead-ass no troll
It's actually so peaceful
Why does it look so cool when it rains?
I know it looks fucking like little froggy out right now.
No troll, Minecraft Rain is top ten, oh my god.
AND OUR CRUPS ARE GONNA GROW BASTAR!
This is fucking... this is about... this might be... this is... this is...
Head towards P. Come on, seeds.
There, we're almost done.
Lowkey, I'm gonna make this look even prettier.
Watch this, Sherry.
Wait, I'm gonna see if we have like a carrier or like any other type of seed.
Actually smart actually smart Jack W. Carrots
Ricardo I'm gonna give you one more chance to shut your mouth before I fuck it. Sorry. Sorry. I love you Minecraft love my guy
I'm planting a bunch of sugar cane over here on the water.
Wait, this is actually cinema, no troll chat?
This is GoToResponse, right?
Dude, motherfuckers!
Wait, are she... I mean, it looks better... Chad, it looks better like that, no?
Ooh, what a slap on that recording. It's a little...
Holy cinema.
wait look okay now all we need is like lights we need lanterns
that's actually all we need right now
yeah we have no coal we can't get that
this is the most I've ever played Minecraft today in my life
yeah this is the most I've came back to the world since I was like
Put glowstone under the water?
Okay, I'm going to do a little bit of off stream mining.
Give me a minute.
I'll be back, okay?
All right.
Wait, the fireflies are out.
Okay, I'm going to go to the nether.
I need three.
I'm gonna go to the nether I need three
What is this I've never seen that before I didn't even know there was
Spheres oh my god, I'm gonna enter the nether and I'm so tired
Well, I'm so sleepy don't do it
Like I want to sleep so bad
Why am I so tired when I'm in the nether
Oh my god there's a bastion right next to our fucking portal?
Should I come?
Wait, what the fuck?
Oh wait, no I'm an idiot, oh wait.
I'm an idiot, no one.
No bastion?
No I'm a burger.
those done
easy
holy fucking matter daddy up there
I don't want to go that high
Yeah, guys, if you want a free sub, all you gotta do is message either Scorpi L2 or Lufin, that's all you gotta do.
Also, Giants.
why is minecraft the greatest bro it's so fucking cold
literally just chilling literally chilling as fuck right now man
fully chilling
oh five gift from newton thank you so much
thank you bro you paid you paid his fucking price chat w
yeah they have no glow zone
boss
well i gotta go back to the nether for three nether right
I'm so fucking tired, bro.
Holy shit, my XP bar.
Ooh, we gotta build enchantments soon.
FACTS!
Oh, true.
We haven't done that at all.
we got to build a library next episode actually true yeah 100% actually
true we build it has to be like not half-assed like our farm it's got a
nice little building oral got a nice little building everything's coming
through my library from good pacing right library bro Vibno teca oh W
fucking Spanish I know my shit
Oh son I almost died mr. Toast with the five gifted. Thank you. Miho
Thank you, Miho
So what you will search your kids it almost went to a kids in era here
Oh my fuck why does it scare bro you stupid fuck
My lucky got a finished resident evil, but I already beat the game fuck
Wait, why are- why don't we have a Loki of beautiful fucking kingdom?
Cat, raid our house one through ten.
Deadass.
It's actually not bad.
I'm saying this is a ten.
Wow.
Thank you guys.
bro what's the best way chat to get iron coal and like like do we just have
to mine with the miners you'll hold it down for a second bro I gotta take a
quick piss okay talk to the chat okay
jump jump some jumbos
I don't say bro this is pretty calm to play bro it's pretty calm to watch
pretty enjoyable bro it's good pacing I don't think I've ever played it like I've
never like actually paced it
also by the way just random little fun fact I'm the third splash brother
Yes, I am.
Did anybody also play Minecraft at the same time as us playing, or started playing?
Did we start playing?
Did we have any influence with people here at all?
I wear a smile for hours at a time and stare at the sun when I see my life and when they
asked me how I'm doing I responded I'm fine and in the end he asked me how and
but the fact is I can never get off of my mattress wait is my minecraft thing
done no way no no wait so if someone does oh my fucking god you scared the
matter daddy out of me wait how's he live we saw good
okay
you actually fall through the
what on you see who's yeah no that was late when you see wait are you good
or no no you should try the thousand days no
No, you know you should do you should do a thousand cross-bond challenge
You ready I didn't go today cuz X you see texting me that he got injured and that he needs to be scheduled till tomorrow
Yeah
Yeah
What are you about to do?
I'm gonna force you to massage me.
Whatever.
Do you have the chair?
You're gonna have to shift.
Wait, are you going the same time as me, Gaysen?
Or are you going earlier?
I'm going tomorrow.
Damn.
Yeah.
But you're going to, you're leaving, no?
Yeah, the 16th.
I'm going the day before.
Day before Jason.
Oh, I thought you were going...
Oh.
No.
Dude, wait, that's the lazy.
That's hard.
I'm not sure if we're doing anything.
Oh.
Yeah.
You ready to move, bro?
I'm so excited.
Oh my god!
Come back to this house. Really? Yes. I was depressed. I'm so like to move dude. Oh my god chatter
You guys have to move to oh
My god
We're all moving it's us. Oh
Wait, we have to you know, we have to won't you know the day that we come back of the Gio, Gio. That's a tournament
You're my teammate
Who's turn it knows everyone's way we get back you see play on a spring is that 23rd? Oh, yeah
Yeah, geez no actually
I'm in the middle of my life play bro. Listen listen we could play when we get back when you practice
I
Know like she comes in here, you know, oh, you know
Um
Enjoy your massage dude
This guy's got about to get a happy ending bro. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry about it
Where
Hey chat w fucking Mojang by the way for
Wait hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on wait wait wait hold on sling it to five
get there hold on hold on hold on peak inbound hold on hold on hold on wait actual peak inbound
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on,
there's a peak right now happening.
I
Whoa
Gifted from fucking T Vic. Let's get a W going
Wait, no way I missed a beat rock. No
Thank you for the 20 fucking gift. Can we get a W in the chat? Actually a good dude. Thank you, bro
20 fucking burgers you're actually gonna feed the stable wait can you still get
the chicken badge or does it go away now outlaw
all right what'd you get uh put a bunch of coal in the furnace so you can make it
oh easy oh you can still get it as long as you're in the microwave for the glory
oh dude guys anyone who subs right now you get a free chicken badge all over
twitch thank you so much for the 20 gifted bro actually a good dude thank
you
damn bro successful on the arm on this is low-key lit wow chat w fucking farm man
this is the good life
I'm not going to lie, that's what we call our episode, bro.
Do you want to see them on chat first?
Yeah, bro.
Let me see it.
Let me check it out.
Fuck, though.
I don't know if we call it right now.
I literally want to keep miming.
I'm not going to keep playing.
I don't know.
Let me just make these chickens fuck each other.
Go on.
That's one of the comments one, bro.
wait no way you did off stream mining and you fucking found this way he
actually did some off stream mining chat wait x-ray how did you go this exact
rap wait wait five different chewy much appreciated welcome to the chicken
squad can I see everyone with a chicken badge if you got a chicken badge drop
of me actually wait how did he wait look I mean this is just how I just randomly
read nice actually nice I didn't go in here yet though let's go cool let's get
everything bro we should go we should be miners we need all these XP to I love
XP farming anyone anyone know what I'm referencing right now I'm level 24 I'm
I'm trying to be level 18, or maybe level 34.
It's no fun, yeah.
It's a meme I'm referencing.
Yeah, I get the meme.
It's the famous cheater who is double the age of his girlfriend.
I think they give references.
Wait, his mindjump is fucking shit.
the fuck actually LL chef the chat holy shit
the fries yeah wait I did a little
off-stream x-ray what did you find what
did you find wait no way no way
I see some larva down there what did
Apple no way you got a notch apple yes yes yes a gavel holy shit yep
Don't destroy it bro
Now we have gay apples let's go only use gapples chat in emergencies facts
Wait
No, I think I might have another spot on me
Oh, I'm dead actually actually no I'm good
You're getting corroborated, oh no
Any diamonds that you find in this mine by the way or mine I just wanted to keep that cool
Oh, I don't know that's how that works. No, that is how it works. I can maybe break a little bit of bread though
You're taxing them?
Little, little miner?
Little miner actually?
You guys just double down.
Okay, I just have my cards in chill, dude.
Damn, this is actually a W fucking mine.
Yeah, I agree.
Chad, little tips and tricks.
If you get a skeleton to shoot a creeper, did you know that you've been a disc? Did anyone know that?
This is good. Oh my god, this is actually just great. I thought I was kidding. This is just peak.
This is the good life, some would say. It is.
And it only is gonna get better.
Where's all the diamonds, bro? Like dead ass.
I think we're way too high up.
No, they're gonna spawn, I feel it.
And if they don't spawn, I'll make them spawn
by the power of kissing walls.
Copy, copy.
Yo diamonds, if you can hear me, spawn near me, bro.
I'm starting to get mad.
Wait, hold on, hold on, do you smell that, Jack?
What?
Hold on.
Wait.
Wait.
oh my fucking mind oh my god ladies you found the fucking brother I found the
group
I'm just jumping around wait I actually found group well we got to actually
enchant our shit soon next episode bro for sure next episode get the
laundry on imagine I just ran into a chicken jockey oh my god I would start
going crazy this let's play is not ending until we find a chicken doggie
retreat the rate to eat
diamond oh my god so many diamonds so many oh my gosh oh my god oh my god oh
my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god OMG I found a crazy ass no
they did they did they did they did look up I'm gonna look up you see my name
I'm not crouching. Oh, yeah. Yeah, come down. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. Come down
One two three
Four
Holy comma
This is this is good mining trips, bro. I love being a miner sometimes wait we've been here with the fuck there's torches
I got two fucking me hose on me. Where's my shield at? Oh my god. It's in there. I don't my shield
not to me hose I got literally two fucking videos falling up
that blow me up no way to me hose to me hold me hold
drop on me if you're playing Minecraft with this right now you're copying
it's trying to do a let's play with your friend right now but you actually
hate him because he's a fat loser. Oh my god, and you're gonna steal all of his diamonds out of the chest.
Wait, it's actually relatable.
Holy fucking lava pool.
Ooh, a diamond.
Ooh, a W-diamond, chat.
Okay, we need to start getting LaPice. I'm not kidding.
We're gonna need the piece.
Get us.
True story.
Love him or hate him.
Sponder again!
Get us!
I'm destroying this on you because we're never gonna come back.
Forty three!
Fuck!
What?
Forty three!
What?
F**K IT THREE!
WHAT?!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, wait is that not rare?
Is that dead-ass not a max win? No troll.
F3 is really good. You gotta mind all the diamonds with that bitch.
Wait, that's a little sus!
Whatever pickaxe we use that on, take it every time you mind.
I gotta use it on an ax or something.
I use it on a sword or do I use it on a pickaxe?
Not a fucking sword.
Cause if you get a lot more diamonds.
Nah bro I'm such a fucking idiot.
Plus that was just a test I know you were just testing.
I'm an idiot dude I'm actually a fucking idiot.
I'm so stupid.
We do have a lot of mossy colo now.
Should we go back up?
I'm down. This is a good trick.
Wait Chad, what is on the sword looting? Is that what I'm looking for?
Yeah, I think that's the sword one, yeah.
Looting, bait of arthropods with Alan's ass.
What is bait of arthropods? Is that for spiders?
Yeah.
I'm not kidding. Hot take, hot take, hot take.
I think that shields are low-key cheese in Minecraft. I think it's a good addition, but it's low-key kind of broken
It's a little broken because I could just run at shit, bro
Holy fucking loud, holy fuck
What the fuck are these birds everywhere see it's so broken now
guys he said me first you idiot like what so there's me first guys he has
black friends either way yeah and it's what that I'm chill y'all
boys wait the shea video just dropped
put it on God
wait how long is it how long is the video
Oh God it's 15 minutes fuck everyone hold chat
Like that game on that one server if you use the right tool, how are we in a fucking jungle?
Oh, we gotta be far, bro. I didn't even know we had a jungle biome in our shit. Oh wait,
firefly, uh, things. Get that. That's so fucking cool.
You just drink it here, whatever.
Ah, yes. Yes.
Hold on, let's run to this portal and then maybe end the episode. Here.
Man, really, like, you wanna run back to Niles for now?
We're going to this portal first
Yeah, what do you think XQC injured that he couldn't stream today?
Yeah, muscle man, oh, it's not that go fortune one. I mean, yes
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Before this video starts, I'm gonna say it's never, never okay to hit a woman.
I don't want to clip on my line and say things or whatever for clips or anything, but at no
point should a man ever, ever put a hand on a woman.
And I take full accountability and responsibility for that, and I'm sorry, and I've expressed
that to her after the situations three years ago, four years ago.
And everything from this video, I just want to get that across.
I'm not making excuses.
I get a fucked up thing.
I appreciate everybody everybody you know they know my eyes and all these things
but I just want to tell my truth about everything just let up yo what's up um
I'm gonna make this video as you guys know there's a lot of things that's been
going on around the past couple days a video has resurfaced me you know getting
in a physical argument with a girl I kind of just want to break this down
down by little by little and then pretty much my last time talking about
it. First things first I'm going to say is I will never ever ever put my hands on the girl who's
never put their hands on me. Okay I'm not a person to initiate and do things and try to hit a girl
because you know just out of the strength of just arguing or anything like
that this was from season two this was from 2022 or 2023 three four years ago
and she was one of the girls that she came on the show I brought on the show
and everything and during the whole show like she was the only person who was
literally like I don't know like physical and she was hitting me she was
doing these things which I had to cut from YouTube videos because the
Monetization and she would hit me and all these things going back and forth and yelling going back and forth and doing these things
And it kind of was just got to a point where I kind of didn't want to deal with that shit
And you know I was drunk and like I said anything I say in this video is not to make anything right
This is not to make anything right. This is not make things easier. It's not an excuse for anything
This is just me telling it
Like nobody should ever ever ever ever put their hands up girl ever it don't matter
how mad you get it don't matter anything you know I'm saying like fighting or
anything unless like you literally like are getting punched a fucking hundred
times or whatever something just to throw her out the way I'm about the way but
yo I think that just doing that was just fucked up you know I'm saying it
was fucked up you don't react harder brother he's talking about hitting a
fucking woman I'm trying to actually hear what he's saying rather than just
being like oh this is this is that like brother this is a real thing like what
things all times off cameras where she would hit me and all these things
like that and I'm talking, trying to talk to her and Bible and shit like that.
And what happened at the boat situation is that we were yelling, arguing,
and she had just said things I heard.
She said that I had, I did this because she did.
I didn't, I couldn't fuck like or something like that.
But that argument happened or whatever because she was being
saying crazy things, which I had to cut out and saying crazy things about
my family. You guys know me. I'm very family man.
When she's talking about my sister, fuck your sister, all this other shit.
She's all crazy shattered cut out. Oh, she was all doing this doing this my family's on my family members my different type of thing
Oh, who cares? I'm being big and bad, you know, and me as a man
I lowered my fucking listen if someone if someone is making fun of your family and
If someone is making fun of who you are, etc. I still even if it was a dude, bro
It's not even a fighting matter. It's like fighting someone is such a low standard as a human
And I don't care what anyone says, you could question mark me, you could whatever.
Brother, I don't really care if someone makes fun of my family,
as long as they don't do anything to my family.
It's like, why am I fighting you?
You know what I'm saying?
It's like, simple, that's my take on it.
That's my actual take.
Like, it's like, so for instance, this is actually a little bit of a funny one.
Dude, I drove my Urus yesterday.
I know this is going to sound such like a fucking dick fucking thing,
but like I drove my Urus yesterday.
And some guy was like, oh, what happened to your Porsche bro?
The rental run out?
And in my head, like I got kind of mad.
I was like, brother, what?
I got two fucking cars, man.
Like, what are you talking about?
I'm like, don't play with me.
But then I'm like, bro, who the fuck actually cares?
You know what I'm saying?
It's like the same way as people who,
and then you guys point and laugh.
My point is, is like, I don't feel like you ever
need to be physical unless someone is physical
back to you or someone you love.
That's my take.
My morals, and I went down to her level.
Any guy that would hit a girl.
Like stealing Brad's hat?
Yeah, I deserved it.
I literally said that after I got smacked.
And do those things or whatever.
You're lowing, you're lowing, you're,
How can I say you respect your lawyer,
respect for yourself and you're going down to her level.
As a man, you should never do that.
She definitely was trying to irritate me
and get on my nerves and doing these things.
So I'm on the boat and she got up,
I thought she was getting up to hit me again
and I just mushed her.
My main thing is I was never trying to hurt her.
I never, I never like slapped her or slapped her,
but from that angle, it looks really bad.
It looks really bad.
It looks crazy.
I mushed her ass over there.
I mushed her ass.
because I was not going to be hit.
I was not going to go on that and I just walked away.
But with that situation, I just, I've seen things
that she was doing, she was saying, talking about,
yeah, when the fuck and all these different things
and it's like, bro, after that, I apologize.
We was kissing.
We was kissing.
And now I'm gonna put clips in here too,
but we was kissing and you're saying you didn't let me,
you don't want me to fuck, we didn't fuck,
but after you literally dating some habits.
And I don't know how to put your business out there,
but you're dating some habits.
What the fuck?
Yeah, another thing, just even things like even she's doing now just saying that like when she sees my sister
She's gonna fight her and do these things
She's been waiting up like all this time to see her person that is up and you saw these things and it's just like about three years later
What was this energy three years ago when that thing actually happened all these things in mind?
She said way worse things and you know that I'm not even gonna
Say crazy things just about my system in person things and doing things and just saying this in my fans in general
To kind of just you know, I feel like people in that type of era and that energy just rubbed off on me and
That she was wrong that she was wrong on my half and doing
to beat Brooklyn up and since she was the only spartan of his-
Kieran, that's her crush charges.
You see his sister, you on that promise, you.
Promise you.
Bro, I swear to God.
I broke up with my grandpa.
I always beat like, when I be following on things like,
and I just like-
Be like me.
File a fucking lawsuit.
You're threatening my life.
I see a video of Brooklyn.
I'm like, I can't wait to see this bitch in person.
Like, even though I don't got no beef with her,
like, I don't got no beef with her, like.
You know, like, and I was really sparing her
because Gigi was her best friend, but they're not friends anymore and Gigi's my friend. So I believe it's...
And that person who recorded that is the person, that's somebody I've not talked to for years,
he's an ex-editor, and he got asked posted that out of nowhere because he didn't, he wanted to get
more money and all these type of things and use me and use these things, that's why he wasn't
for season three, that's why we had a production company. I'm not gonna back your family,
brother, I can back my fit. So you're telling me, right, let's say, let's say for someone like me,
I'm a streamer if I'm hanging out my mom and I'm not like a place and someone goes yo your mom's a bitch
What do you want me to do bro? You told me to fight him like this like people have more to lose than me
You know I'm saying it's like the same concept. It's like if if what yes brother. What is fighting him?
Am I gonna be like yeah, that's disrespectful like shut the fuck up, but I don't know bro
I personally me I'm not beating someone's ass for comments
You know my mom will do my mom will giggle mom. They're like look at that and then probably say he's a
never mind um and um Alan and Don and all those people's and I did it for that
study because I used him for a season two but he wanted to be paid more and
beyond season three and that's where he texted me and all these things I never
responded I don't know what he was trying to fucking do a guy like that
angel from the gods he just wanted to pay back no more I love that with that
fuck him if we said I had this situation differently you know a lot
of intoxications I was 21 years old and you know I was drunk as fuck
Spamming this since the video started out
I'm like going back and forth and her coming hands on me and all these things like that
I just didn't want to deal with that anymore and obviously bro
I couldn't take that shit
I would never ever just hit a girl just painfully because of her words the words do not do anything to me
Okay, so but her murders were Smith her hitting me before and how that videos cut
It's cut it's cut up to show that oh, I was just yo just hit the fuck out of her and just mushed
My plan was never to her. I mushed her literally what is mushed by four five forty five four a hundred and forty
130 pounds
Like that literally the smacker girl literally you have a fight across the fucking room
I have to be as strong as fucking Daniels
But I can forceful and I use and I use my hands on my way because I was not going to be going back to
Wait, did he say there was another angle? He said it was cut up. No, I have to that like I said
We're cool, we're alive and we're good, but just simply, you know, I have a mother, I have a mom, I have a sister, I have two sisters, a little baby, and that's not who I am, 100%.
There's no evidence of me literally, you know what I'm saying, hitting a girl or anything like that, me and my ex joke about it, whatever it is, but I'm not that type of person, literally.
And sometimes, you know, when you're emotional, you get your emotions involved and you let
a girl, you let a girl rage bait you or get you to your lowest and to the fourth where
you have to, you guys have to be physical with each other.
Like that's the L.I.
On the man's part.
And to anybody who ever watches me, to anybody who ever watches me, I've ever, ever, ever
got you.
Like, I don't know, like, Bobo rage baits me, but I've never in my head thought,
like, I've never thought of to do that.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, I've thought maybe to smack her butt, because I get kind of like, like maybe
She yells at me I kind of get turned on but like I would never hit her
Yeah, but any person think that's okay. I see people. I've seen comments. See whatever. Oh
The shade he was in the right light. I was not in the right. I was completely wrong and
But he said at the time he was talking to this girl. He said that
You can't you can't do that. I'm not a favorite that I know I'm joking. I say, oh, yeah
if a girl hit me, I'm gonna hit her real hard or something like that, but no, those are jokes.
Like, I'm really being serious. Don't ever, ever cause you're having a woman, and if you
can't, just literally walk away. You have to, you just walk away.
But I'll give you why he's saying this advice, and then like, so is he apologizing and like,
saying he fucked up?
She definitely is on a, on a, on a view high right now. Definitely on a view high.
All of these things, and now she wants to talk and go this crazy. Like I said,
So I apologize to everybody who's watched that and who watched me and seen that and seen that of me. Um,
that is not me. Um, I appreciate you guys for everything you guys done.
I'm going to continue to keep dreaming and keep going and, and not let this stop me. You know, I'm going to keep going and I appreciate everybody.
But this, this is not part of me. This is not something that who I am.
I don't have a track record of doing this to women and doing this type of shit to women, no matter what image I put on the internet for you all to see.
But yeah, it's it's just another it's another thing
And you know my god and my god is it's showing me things that I need to make you sit down and see things
And and trying to work hard and working hard and the devil's working, but it's all okay, though
I take full responsibility. I feel like that's a route to go
Saying that's other stuff and all I can do is move on from it
It's not something that happened recently. So I like I could
It's like a I'm changing for God type of route like literally. I
I tried to run away from and I couldn't you know
I didn't even know that video was was he and then the editor said that I
Had it the video or something. I was gonna jump him or so. I didn't know the video. He had that video honestly
I didn't even know he had that video
Definitely, um, I feel like he just kind of just was trying to get something out there to get some money or a blow-up
Or something like that. I see but no, it's good that he's taking accountability. I could just give my take on it
I just think saying certain things like oh like I know God's got like that's just stuff that you keep to yourself in my opinion
Like it may not he truly may not be just putting that out as like a like a thing for the video
But it's like brothers. Let that let that for yourself. You don't say you don't have to explain that
I know because if you truly believe that like who cares what people think at that point
You might as well just apologize and that's my take monitor everybody just being an experience of comments and finds everybody
That means you're looking through it. You're just you're loving
For the big, small, short, what the fuck.
For the thinkers, and the doers, for old friends, Coca-Cola, for everyone.
I'm not buying premium!
I'm not giving you two more money!
You're loving the feed, you're loving the internet, you're loving it, you know?
And me, I just literally have been off my phone, literally just having fun.
I had Coachella just trying to figure out my thoughts and just enjoying real life,
you know?
I do apologize like I said even though she don't know these things again
I will say I apologize again, which I have before and I don't know you came on my stream
You came on my stream two weeks later. Chill me vibe
Do you do you do YouTube? I mean what did what like truthfully? I'm not done the video
But what did you guys want him to say because I feel like what he's saying is it like did I think what he did was bad?
Yes, do I think what he's saying right now is bad. No, I mean the truth is he's taking accountability simple as that
My streams we was kissing. I think it's still right now. No different type of things and got and got sexual
I know that's what I'm saying. It's like
You say it was cool. He's owning up to it, but um, I gotta say man, I just didn't appreciate, you know
He's making excuses. Yeah, but he's still holding up to it. I think right unless I'm not maybe I'm dumb
I don't know
she back or anything like that. I never, my intent was to hurt you. That's my accountability.
I apologize again. I'm bettering myself and moving forward. You know, it's been, it's
been, the year's been great for me. The year's been great for me. And I always said, like,
you know, it's been, if you ever have seven days and you've got five good days and one bad
day, that doesn't make your whole week is bad. You know, sometimes we look at bad
moments and we try to make them into bad days and bad. But like, what is the point of
saying this? This is the bad moment. It's just a tough moment that you gotta push through
and keep going. That's pretty much what it is. I feel like you guys know I've been, I've been
through a lot of shit on the internet, a lot of shit on the internet for all these years.
And you know, this is another thing that you push through and keep going and keep driving.
And yeah, it's a moment that I'm not really proud of, you know, no matter how long it took
it, it could have came out now. It could have came out three years ago. It could have
came out five years later. But I'm glad that it came out now so that I could, you know,
address it and just, just do it and then move on. You know, those people on my past,
I've never even talked to them past that time and years or anything like that.
I woke up to all this and it just and you know it's been on my mind and I
definitely just wanted to to come on here and just say this you
know and make sure I have my thoughts in order
but I'm probably just going to speak my piece but honestly
um like I said don't ever hit a woman that is not cool
I would never tell her to hurt you. I must tell her what else is three minutes
It's not the talking, like I'm confused.
You know, things and arguing and saying fucked up things
about my sisters and my family and things,
which is not an excuse.
I lowered myself to your level to be able to put my hands
on you and that's something I should have never done
in the first place.
True.
Doesn't matter if I was 21,
doesn't matter if I was 25,
doesn't matter if I was fuckin' 18.
That's my fault as a man and I apologize for that.
Even though all those things or whatever,
genuinely, I'm truly, I'm sorry.
I know you have a family, you have a mommy,
you have a dad, you know,
and that's something that I wouldn't wanna see my daughter
I just feel like he's repeating a lot. It's almost as if he's trying to like find reason
with himself as he's recording. Maybe I'm wrong and give me to that point. It was simply
better to walk away. Like I said, I keep, I'm sorry. I will be moving on from the situation.
I'm never going to be talking about the situation again.
Like I swear I just heard him say that.
Guys, any young man out there, like anybody boy that's watching me, just do back to me,
do back to me. Keep pushing. Don't let nobody get you out of your, because this
could have went differently. It could have been differently or anything. If a girl hits
you or whatever, anything like that, just walk away, bro. Just walk away. I usually
joke like this this move on you know I definitely apologize for women watching all
these things it's not about the situation that should be and would be and I apologize
I apologize to y'all and yeah I agree with this Rick first time chatter
emotions was high and I definitely for sure he should have said I'm so like I
don't know like a lot of the stuff he's saying even though he should have just
kept himself because even if it's a valid way to think because to be honest
bro we're all human everyone thinks differently so like he's trying to
basically reason it saying I could tell he's trying to reason to be saying
Well, actually, you know, he's not reasoning it, but he's saying oh
I basically hit her because she was shit talking my family or whatever
Oh, but I actually shouldn't have done that but don't be like me. It's like brother
It's like certain things you should just keep to yourself
And I know it's harder. It's easier said than done because I'm also like that
But it's like it just doesn't it makes it sound like an excuse if you're not trying to give an excuse
You know what I'm saying?
It's gonna happen again in the future
um
I love you guys. I appreciate you guys man
Um, I definitely truthfully I feel like he's repeating the same thing just come on here and just say my piece and say this and
I appreciate you guys. You know what I'm saying. Um, like I said
I'm gonna keep going. I'm gonna keep pushing
Everything everything is in the forefront. You guys see I know the angle is bad and everything that happened
Like it was crazy, but I apologize. It wasn't that really as crazy as you seem I just I let my emotions with just the physical
Still don't get why he mentioned it
because it was cut and it was edited and there's a lot of things that was just
happened on the show that I had to cut out because due to her and me and
everything and what we said but like I said it was cool I apologize moving on
love to everybody who's on here it's I'm sorry I apologize I take full
accountability and yeah that's pretty much it if you fuck with me you fuck
If you don't that's okay. I see other things the streamers and all these things and same things. It's like that
That's cool. I don't blame you. I don't blame you. Yeah, I think that anyone anyone
I'm gonna take right after this thing that I'm gonna go through and push through and yeah, I
Appreciate you guys everybody right in for me. We're gonna continue to keep going. We're gonna keep driving and keep pushing
I apologize for my mistakes, you know, I'm saying but I can switch all right
No matter how long I wait and I don't how long it took to come out. It can't change
It's the past, you know?
And the only person who tells me my past is God.
God has a final say.
You tell me so.
How have you feel about me?
Feel about me?
I appreciate you guys.
I love you guys.
And I hope you guys have a great day.
OK, so I think, this is kind of my thing.
I think he owned up to it.
He apologized.
But the problem is I think he just mentioned a lot of
other stuff that even though he has every right to
express himself, every human should be able to
express himself, I think he should have kept a little
to himself only because it's just not the time I feel like I mean it kind of is the time because
this is like it's apology that everyone's gonna watch but it's like I don't know bro I just it
just sounded like an excuse even if he's not trying to give excuses and then also another take is
very obvious one I don't really care unless I told you guys unless it's like a seven foot
like Gorlok the destroyer attacking me like full ulting on me there's really no reason to
to hit like a woman in my opinion.
I don't know, there's never an excuse in my opinion.
Like, bro, I could get beat up by, not beat up,
but I could get hit by a girl,
but like if she's not like beating me up to the point
where like, ow!
Like, you know what I'm talking about
when someone like hits you and you're like,
you know, if you wanna hit them back because you're angry
or you wanna hit them back because you're her.
You know what I'm saying?
That's my difference.
It's like, there's a difference
between fighting someone off emotion.
Like I was kinda trying to say earlier,
like if someone like calls, oh, you're a bitch
or whatever, right?
You could fight off emotion, but if he's fucking BANG, you know what I'm saying, like there's
difference.
I don't know.
But I don't think Deshae's apology is wrong, and if you want to think I'm weird for that,
I guess, but I mean, he's apologizing, he's owning up to it.
I just told you, I just don't think, why is this being recommended to me, bro?
Get this shit out of here.
Holy fuck.
But yeah, that's kind of, I mean, I don't think there's anything much more he could
do.
He did people are still gonna get upset so which rightfully so they can but also I heard he's talked about like streamers reacting to him
I'm gonna be honest if anyone anyone was in his position
I would just say the exact same thing anyone it could be anyone here. It could be fucking anybody
so yeah, but um
Why does she built like geo dude? Yo dude not the time
You say that until you're in that position why I got news for you brother. I'm never gonna be in that position
So I know that's a crazy thing to say, but I'm not gonna be in a position because I don't I don't I'm not gonna hit a woman
So yeah, um, you never know. Well, I do know
Trust me. I do know clip it. Yeah, clip it bro clip it on God clip it. Sure, bro. Make this about me somehow
Somehow make this about me y'all
Um
But uh, I don't you know, it's not I don't know I feel like the shea
I know he I've met this episode. I know he's not a terrible person, bro
But damn I just I wish I didn't happen, bro. That's all I'm just disappointed as a friend
um
All right, yep, I
streamed for
And also by the way friends also tell friends to take accountability, so I'm not a bad friend
I streamed for nine hours 20 fucking minutes. We played fucking Minecraft. We did Geo guesser
We did IRL and the craziest part is bro today's stream got cancelled like it was supposed to be xqc
But he had to cancel last second so I
Could be mistaken, but I think tomorrow tomorrow. I mean somehow we stream nine hours some fucking how I
don't know how but
Somehow we stream nine hours
tomorrow low-key might be the bro versus bro against XQC so be there for that
possibly we have to see I have to see so don't count on it counting it I don't
know I you know what I'm saying I got to text them and see why I literally have
to wait but if not I'm probably still gonna go live I gotta just think of
what to do. I didn't really plan tomorrow. So hopefully tomorrow is the brovers brovers
XQC and then Wednesday chat we're gonna do the PO box and then Thursday we fly to the
UK and then Friday I think is the day before the charity match. So yeah, I love you boys
so fucking much. Today was a great fucking stream. I don't know what it is, but you
guys just show me love even when I have nothing planned. You guys dead ass show
me so much fucking love like I love this community so much the shit we built this shit is so much fun
every day streaming is fun I'm excited also for the summer and also the new house
so yeah I love you boys and hopefully I'm live tomorrow join the twitter com exclamation mark
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yeah all right I love you boys so much we bad you guys are the greatest
that means in the chat man I love you boys
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