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๐Ÿ˜ DRAMA ๐Ÿ˜ BRO VS BRO ---> XQC ๐Ÿ˜ WIN INBOUND ๐Ÿ˜ IM READY ๐Ÿ˜ LETS GO ๐Ÿ˜ WE HERE ๐Ÿ˜ VIBES ๐Ÿ˜ [twitter/insta stableronaldo] !po !com !sub

04-13-2026 ยท 7h 50m

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[00:03:00] Hey! Why he so handsome?
[00:03:04] Yo JD, what's good, Moe's what's good, Robbie what's good, Brad what's good?
[00:03:09] We're what's good, Kiva what's good, Terry what's good, James what's good, Gav what's good?
[00:03:14] R what's good, Raul?
[00:03:16] What's good, Sayin what's good, fuck you?
[00:03:19] Yo fans what's good, Wayne what's good, Zayn what's good?
[00:03:22] Yo beauty what's good, David's way much swan, hello John.
[00:03:25] Hey, hey everybody, do I look good today, Chad?
[00:03:31] Hey, lady, with the two years, five gifted from Sam!
[00:03:35] Oh my god, oh my fucking god, it strokes all around,
[00:03:39] it strokes all around.
[00:03:40] Hey, Chad, this one's for the stable.
[00:03:43] This one's dead ass for the stable.
[00:03:47] Oh, that shit's strong.
[00:03:50] Whoa!
[00:03:52] Another five gifted from Terry.
[00:03:55] Holy Stroke Sentional. Can everyone say thank you and give some strokes? God bless you. Thank you, man. God bless you.
[00:04:04] Good morning.
[00:04:06] Whoa, Niko!
[00:04:08] With a five gifted!
[00:04:10] Holy shit!
[00:04:13] Thank you for the five gifted, dude!
[00:04:16] Shut up, Niko! Down! I am Black Friends Chatel.
[00:04:21] Holy shit, man.
[00:04:23] Holy fuck, HF.
[00:04:24] No troll, today I've got a feeling
[00:04:28] today is about to be my first ever win, bro versus bro.
[00:04:35] Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
[00:04:40] Yes, win HF, HF, win inbound on the Chats Life.
[00:04:48] There's a win inbound.
[00:04:50] Today, we're going against XQC, bro versus bro.
[00:04:55] I'm finally gonna win.
[00:04:57] Hey, cheers, my brothers.
[00:04:58] I got feelings.
[00:05:02] Oh, tonight's gonna be.
[00:05:06] All right, all right, all right, all right, all right.
[00:05:08] Enough of this shit, bro.
[00:05:10] It's the same dude from last time.
[00:05:12] It's dead ass, the same exact dude from last time, bro.
[00:05:15] I'm not even kidding.
[00:05:16] Five minutes, bro.
[00:05:17] I'm not dealing with this.
[00:05:18] Guys, guys, guys, guys, first and foremost, am I late?
[00:05:24] Be honest, am I late?
[00:05:26] You could be honest, am I late?
[00:05:28] Am I late to my stream?
[00:05:30] Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it,
[00:05:32] I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.
[00:05:35] I know I'm 10 minutes late, I know.
[00:05:37] Get your L-Rons out, do it, do it right now.
[00:05:39] Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, bro.
[00:05:41] Just get your L-Rons out, bro.
[00:05:44] Do what you gotta do, bro.
[00:05:45] I actually was late today for a valid reason though.
[00:05:48] Dead ass, I went to the gym today.
[00:05:50] No troll, no troll, I did.
[00:05:52] I went to the gym, I worked out, got my work in,
[00:05:55] got my meals in, et cetera.
[00:05:57] Quick question to anybody in the chat.
[00:05:59] Can you not spend cat for one second?
[00:06:01] Can you actually help me?
[00:06:02] So, who here cracks their knuckles?
[00:06:04] Save me if you do.
[00:06:06] Save me if you do.
[00:06:06] Save me, I'm just curious.
[00:06:08] Who here cracks their knuckles?
[00:06:10] Okay, so I started doing this with my chest
[00:06:13] where I poke it out and my whole frame up here cracks
[00:06:17] I cracked it and now I can't move forward. I'm in like real pain
[00:06:22] So am I fine or is that like actually bad whoa ten gifted from Connie shout out to the ladies?
[00:06:28] What the fuck? Thank you so so much might be yay
[00:06:32] Me oh, thank you. Oh my god. Thank you for the ten. Can we give polite strokes? Actually, sorry, Connie
[00:06:39] That's weird. I don't know about it. My bad. I'm trying to be normal. I don't know what to say
[00:06:42] Um, yeah, wait, so real talk. Is this like a sign of dying or no dead ass? Is this a sign of dying?
[00:06:50] I'm getting like weird frame issues right here. Like whoopsies like like right here like right all right here, bro
[00:06:58] It's like really painful, bro. It's dead ass really painful. Yes. Yes
[00:07:03] Well, I might have to miss the charity match then. So this is my message to the Sidemen
[00:07:09] This is my message to the stable community. Unfortunately
[00:07:15] I'm stable Renoto and I'm dropping out of the charity match this year. I know I
[00:07:22] Know I know mad people are sad. I know it's like one of those things bro
[00:07:27] We're just like wow what what are we gonna watch them? It's like bro. I know I know man. Look how sad this chat is dead us
[00:07:34] No troll no troll. It doesn't get much worse than this man
[00:07:38] This is just welcome to the sad zone
[00:07:41] What is that emo what who what is that man like what like what is this dude?
[00:07:49] Like dead ass listen, um guys I only have a couple more days left until I go to London
[00:07:55] I'm gonna be honest with you. I have no practice
[00:08:01] Do you think I can still score by any chance or no dead ass is there still a way is there a way I could score or not?
[00:08:08] really like dead ass is there a way I could score bro I okay if Kai's and
[00:08:14] that can score bro I can score brother I dead ass bro I could just score a
[00:08:18] quick hat trick no no I could practice no I generally I genuinely believe I
[00:08:25] could score dead ass if you score you can ban me I don't give a fuck about you
[00:08:30] I'll ban you right you think yo do you think I don't got power like what the
[00:08:33] I do not think I could just do what I want when I want to fucking do
[00:08:38] Holy shit
[00:08:40] Holy shit talking me make a cherry pick. Oh, I'm gonna make that cherry pop. Yes. I'm sorry. That was really disgusting
[00:08:47] I'm so sorry. Anyways guys today is a bro versus bro against
[00:08:52] XQC I'm gonna play him in roughly about 45 minutes
[00:08:55] The question is will today be the first day that I win a bro vs. bro. Yeah, you're nice
[00:09:00] Yeah, your night. Let me know right now. Will today be the fucking first day?
[00:09:04] Will today be the first day? No, no, no. Why can't I see anybody just like
[00:09:10] Excited that I'm like like gonna play like I don't understand what type of community this is bro like
[00:09:17] Holy fucking shit this chap's pissing me off, bro. How's fucking Boolof god damn. I'm gonna I see him. He's lucky
[00:09:24] he's like
[00:09:26] He's just staring at me, bro
[00:09:30] Like god fucking damn
[00:09:34] It's not calling me the fart of twitch
[00:09:36] Dead ass no troll what game should I play xqc in today? I'm thinking I've won. I play him in rocket league
[00:09:42] I'm better than him at rocket league number two
[00:09:46] easily easily easily
[00:09:48] easily
[00:09:50] Geo Geo guest air easy. I'm really good at that now. I'm actually good at that
[00:09:55] Number three number three chess
[00:09:57] Chess? Chess? Low key, bro. Low key chess? That's not even bad, bro. That's actually not even bad.
[00:10:04] That's actually not even bad. I take a bullet for you, Ronnie. Wait, that might be the dumbest
[00:10:11] fucking message ever. Shut the fuck up, bro. I don't fucking care, bro. Keep that positivity to
[00:10:15] yourself, goddammit. Fucking hell, man. You know what? Let's test this luck. Yo, Rin's luck. I'm
[00:10:20] right now. I'm at 3712 Broadland. Someone come kill me and see if he could block the bullet.
[00:10:24] Play the game where there was a ton of streamers running against things, roll over, and XQC won it.
[00:10:31] Play the game where there was a ton of streamers running.
[00:10:33] You mean, what's that game called, Chad? It's like the Monopoly game? Not Monopoly. What is it called?
[00:10:37] What is that called? What are you spamming? What is this emo?
[00:10:40] What is that game called? No, not Fall Guys. It's not, it's like a Monopoly game.
[00:10:45] You know what I'm saying? We used to pummel party. It's pummel party.
[00:10:47] Yes, yes, yes.
[00:10:49] Oh my days, Connie, with another 10 gifted!
[00:10:53] Can everyone say thank you for the sugar fucking mommy in the chat goddamn
[00:10:58] Where are my sugar daddy's at bro like god fucking damn. What is this? Oh
[00:11:04] It's this Boba you're talking about
[00:11:07] Wait, I was in this
[00:11:13] Excuse me is not that good of games, right? He's not that good of games dead ass this game
[00:11:17] This is like a whole game Boba
[00:11:19] Any important news that I missed oh my god Gabby with another five gifted
[00:11:24] Holy fucking shit wait why do all the ladies in my chat have money?
[00:11:28] But all the guys in the chat to spam fucking stupid emotes yo guys. Let's show the ladies were also made of money
[00:11:33] Let's all get the hundred right now
[00:11:43] All right
[00:11:45] Um, any important thing I need to see.
[00:11:47] ONA pixels set a German record for the most six sevens in 20 seconds.
[00:11:51] Come on, come on, come on, come on, three, eight, eight, eight.
[00:11:55] Come on, come on, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up.
[00:12:02] Come on!
[00:12:07] What in the fuck is this?
[00:12:11] No!
[00:12:13] No!
[00:12:15] I ain't below the po-
[00:12:17] What in the fuck is this?
[00:12:19] Wait, this is a re-
[00:12:20] WAH!
[00:12:21] Oh, please.
[00:12:22] Enter-
[00:12:23] Wait.
[00:12:24] Stable Ronaldo.
[00:12:29] Wait, what the fuck?
[00:12:32] Hello?
[00:12:35] What was that?
[00:12:37] Wait, what was that?
[00:12:40] Yup.
[00:12:42] Hello?
[00:12:45] Why am I fucking green?
[00:12:48] Wait, I think I fixed it.
[00:12:51] Stop fucking typing this stupid fucking emo to my chat, this green emo.
[00:12:56] Wait.
[00:12:58] Okay.
[00:13:00] Wait, so I'm just supposed to...
[00:13:02] Wait, does it actually like...
[00:13:06] Oh my...
[00:13:10] Wait.
[00:13:13] Oh my god, the oh my god. Hold on, hold on, hold on hold on hold on. Wait wait.
[00:13:24] Okay, but
[00:13:28] I only get one chance a day. No
[00:13:39] No
[00:13:40] Okay here we go, ready?
[00:14:04] I'm not even close!
[00:14:06] Oh my god. Oh my god.
[00:14:09] Oh my god. Oh my god.
[00:14:11] I'm out of breath.
[00:14:14] Oh my god. Holy shit.
[00:14:19] Oh my fucking god.
[00:14:21] Wait, hold on.
[00:14:23] Wait, how the fuck did he do that?
[00:14:27] Wait, this is cheating!
[00:14:30] Hold on.
[00:14:33] Oh, what if I can't?
[00:14:38] I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, how, how does he do it?
[00:14:55] Wait, it's not even calculating me.
[00:15:06] You're a grown man, Yousif.
[00:15:08] You're permanently bald.
[00:15:09] Wait, how did he do that?
[00:15:12] You're telling me people in this shack can get three home-
[00:15:14] Help!
[00:15:15] Help!
[00:15:16] Help!
[00:15:17] Help!
[00:15:18] Help!
[00:15:19] Help!
[00:15:20] Help!
[00:15:21] Come on!
[00:15:22] Yeah, oh my fucking god, bro. I you know, bro. I look it just didn't work out
[00:15:29] Why even need to fucking continue this like what is this man?
[00:15:33] Oh
[00:15:34] exposing Jonah 7 a thread
[00:15:37] Is this real bro? I saw this last night and I'm like, oh my god
[00:15:41] It's like it's like 2 a.m. Bro, and motherfuckers are making Jonah 7 fucking posts
[00:15:46] It's literally fake how bored you have to be dude if it is fake
[00:15:54] Hey, oh first time chatter hello Ron. I hope you have the worst day ever because you make everyone's day worse every time you stream
[00:15:59] Once again, I hope you have the worst day ever
[00:16:03] Look at the hidden replies
[00:16:06] There is no hidden replies
[00:16:09] Boss I can't see it
[00:16:12] Why is there 15 replies that no one's there is?
[00:16:17] Where?
[00:16:19] Yo, I'm out of fucking I
[00:16:22] Mean you're gonna face freezes a holy ratio. Oh
[00:16:26] My god
[00:16:29] How bored you have to be to make a fucking Twitter thread about Jonah fucking seven all he does in my chat is just type fucking emotes dude
[00:16:38] He literally just types fucking emotes in my chat all day
[00:16:42] Look at this tweet now
[00:16:44] 60,000 likes holy shit
[00:16:49] Yo, who does that who does that burnt toast dude?
[00:16:53] I'm dead ass serious. I'm dead ass here. Who is that guy? Who is that guy?
[00:16:57] I saw like this tweet by him and I saw he deleted it the summer note. I'm talking about who the fuck is that
[00:17:06] Toaster shrewd what's his name? What's his name real toaster strudel?
[00:17:09] Uh, just, what is it bro?
[00:17:12] Fucking, who the fuck is it?
[00:17:15] Among Us guy.
[00:17:16] Oh, brother deleted his tweet, I'm dead.
[00:17:19] I get why Sakuno was fucked up and why people are
[00:17:21] dogging on him, but watching his quote unquote
[00:17:24] friends of yours that acted close to him,
[00:17:26] use him for their own gain when he was popular,
[00:17:27] run to the room under the, yo, shut the fuck up,
[00:17:30] bro, god, what's up with like community,
[00:17:33] like defendants, like likes this shit, bro.
[00:17:35] Holy fuck, the dude is 34, talking to 18 year olds,
[00:17:38] Or whatever the fuck allegedly fucking on doing vtuber shit, bro. Like I'm sorry. That's a grown-ass man. He's he's a east light
[00:17:46] Holy shit, bro. I'm about to put is this guy on like sauce like what's going on, bro? Holy. I'm sorry. Sorry too far too far
[00:17:53] But damn
[00:17:54] Holy shit 17,000 likes I gotta make a fucking tweet next, you know, I'm gonna copy this word for fucking word bro and tweet this
[00:18:03] I'm dead ass. That's how bored I am
[00:18:05] Oh my god, bro
[00:18:08] Do it.
[00:18:10] Kekwa, Kekwa, Kekwa, Kekwa.
[00:18:15] The kid Leroy is live?
[00:18:16] Bro, that's my twin.
[00:18:18] That's my brother.
[00:18:19] Wait, really?
[00:18:20] I'll go say what's up.
[00:18:21] Valkyrie deleted her joke about Tsukuno under Jason the Veen's tweet.
[00:18:26] Let me get you more jewelry.
[00:18:27] I'll be getting you more jewelry.
[00:18:29] Bro, I'm not kidding.
[00:18:30] Valkyrie is so cool, but like, man, she lets like her community control her too much.
[00:18:35] But like man, she lets like her community control her too much dead ass
[00:18:39] If I was her, I would have doubled down on this and I would have quote retweeted Jason with like
[00:18:44] Like a vtuber as a vtuber or whatever dude dead ass
[00:18:48] Dead ass, bro. What is this?
[00:18:58] You just let me adjacent the ween fucking thirst drive. Do you think I give a flying fuck about that? I'm not matter of fact
[00:19:03] I'm blocking you. I don't know. I had to. I don't know who this is. I just were putting this on my fucking timeline
[00:19:11] You're done. I don't know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I don't know. I'm blocked fine, bro. Whatever, bro. Just
[00:19:17] Jesus fucking Christ. I'm blocked my bad, bro. Elron get it out, bro. Do it. Do it. Do it. Yo, Chad
[00:19:23] Who yesterday was watching the stream and got the Minecraft badge? Look at this. Look at the baby chicken only baby chicken stock
[00:19:29] Oh my god, a baby chicken badge so fire
[00:19:35] Actually so fire W baby chicken
[00:19:37] Holy shit, man
[00:19:40] Look at the kid little Roy streaming. Okay, dude. What is this switch? What is this switch?
[00:19:45] Wait, he's luck. What the fuck? Yeah, you know, it's crazy
[00:19:50] He uh, he hit me and he's like yo, bro. We should do a song together. I see you're super fucking talented
[00:19:55] You know what I'm saying like I see you do the payphone the thing and like bro like you're killing it
[00:20:01] I'm like, I'm like, yeah, bro. I'm like, you know me. I'm just streamer, you know
[00:20:08] What is he doing is he on tour
[00:20:11] Wait, I'll make how did he get a screen black and white
[00:20:15] Hmm
[00:20:20] Interesting album promo brother, I'm not paid if I was paid I would have done this
[00:20:28] Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. I'm down to listen to a whole discography of the
[00:20:32] Kid Lari. Oh my god. What is this?
[00:20:36] yeah y'all are just gonna get me fucking sued deadass like oh my god
[00:20:47] he was my boss watched in 2020, that's my favorite streamer, he was my boss watched in 2020,
[00:20:57] isn't that funny?
[00:20:59] It's stable or not all y'all favorite streamer dead ass be honest
[00:21:01] Oh, what a classic clip, bro? It's stable or not all your greatest streamer a lot of people saying yes, man
[00:21:07] Look at all this fucking positive. Yeah, this is such good vibes, bro
[00:21:10] Dead ass first time chatters coming out. This is so nice play ex you see in this
[00:21:29] Ooh, the heck.
[00:21:32] What?
[00:21:33] By what?
[00:21:34] You know, XQC has a brain of a fucking turtle, bro.
[00:21:39] He's not going to beat me in a bro-verse, bro.
[00:21:41] I'm dead ass.
[00:21:43] I'm dead serious.
[00:21:44] The bro-verse, I'm not going to lose.
[00:21:45] Bobby Cant with the five gifted, dead ass.
[00:21:48] He has a brain of a fucking turtle.
[00:21:50] He's not going to beat me.
[00:21:53] I'm dead ass.
[00:21:54] What did this guy just say?
[00:21:55] You're my waiting room for Silky. Longest waiting room ever.
[00:22:01] Yeah bro, you got a little bit more.
[00:22:02] Yo, what is this? I don't fucking care.
[00:22:05] XQC made history with the most 6-7s in the world that is now...
[00:22:09] Like this?
[00:22:11] Wait.
[00:22:14] I'm so slow.
[00:22:17] This is so slow. This is so slow. This is amateur.
[00:22:21] So amateur, bro.
[00:22:22] Yo, how did own a pixel how did he get how did he get how much did he get he got like
[00:22:30] 300 how how is that even possible how is that actually possible there's no way that's possible
[00:22:38] how is that 380 he actually cheated that's fucking fake so we need shopping core what
[00:22:45] a good stream yesterday with unplanned shit can I get a retweet
[00:22:47] what the fuck is the matter baby
[00:22:49] what the fuck is the matter baby
[00:22:51] alright what are we here for
[00:22:53] you're here to meet a
[00:22:55] aah classic
[00:22:57] miss ya
[00:22:59] little demon
[00:23:01] oh shit sorry
[00:23:03] ha ha
[00:23:05] I love that man
[00:23:07] aah man
[00:23:09] I remember when I showed him my ass yesterday too
[00:23:11] that was good vibes bro dead ass that was good vibes
[00:23:13] Stable Ronaldo twitch stream is downstairs me as fuck brother. You don't have to put a gift for everything, bro
[00:23:19] dead serious man, um
[00:23:22] Under what else?
[00:23:24] Lays is the dumbest motherfucker need a girl who look like my homeboy act like my if you talking about me, bro
[00:23:30] Like is lace posting this shit like what's going on?
[00:23:34] Like what is like what is this bump like dead ass?
[00:23:38] What is this?
[00:23:43] So cute!
[00:23:50] That's cool, but...
[00:24:08] But listen, I mean this is a nice collab shirt.
[00:24:12] I do think still to this day if a stable or an oil skin came out it would be the biggest skin that's ever came out and that's a fact
[00:24:21] That's genuinely a fact. I genuinely believe that I'm not kidding. I'm I he's gone to think there's a grown-ass man in that banana costume
[00:24:28] Juns you do nothing with your life stop typing in a twitch chat go get a job
[00:24:32] Like I'm not kidding. This is not a joke anymore. Go do something fucking productive
[00:24:37] Ask cringe, ask brother, I'm not reacting to a drama or anything, I don't know why I
[00:24:43] just thought that was like, oh my god, chat, we have 30 minutes until bro vs bro, I've
[00:24:48] really got to think of what I'm going to do against XQC, bro, what am I good at that
[00:24:52] nobody else is good at, I'm dead serious, like what could I do bro, Ron should do a
[00:24:58] 988 stream charity too, almost everyone in their life has known someone who ended their
[00:25:01] life, love you all, I do want to do a charity stream sometime this year for the stable, but
[00:25:05] I have to determine what charity it is because I feel like a lot of charities take money and then they keep it
[00:25:09] I don't know bro. It's a conspiracy of mine. It's conspiracy
[00:25:13] But who knows five gifted much. I fuck appreciate it. This shots for you odd folly
[00:25:18] Whoa
[00:25:20] Is it just me or is jate? Why are we blurring out Jason the ween's name?
[00:25:26] Jokes and memes about the whole situation leaving a bad taste dot dot dot
[00:25:31] I don't know if it's I don't know. It's funny when we do it, but for him not sure what
[00:25:38] Holy shit, man, how many I feel like if you are a how do I wear this the nicest way possible?
[00:25:45] If you ever reach out and get up to it, I'm gonna ask them to do its donuts, I will kill
[00:25:49] the game, oh my god, my boys say he's in the Ashton doing donuts.
[00:25:56] In retrospect, my respect was a pyre range, I had no tumbling back with a tour of Karate,
[00:26:00] kicking high, no my innocence, really vicious.
[00:26:02] This nigga doing the most.
[00:26:04] Good, I snowed it bro, good fucking tweet, good fucking tweet bro, dead ass, actually
[00:26:12] good tweet.
[00:26:13] Yo get this shit off my screen brother. He is fake news, bro. He cheated. He actually cheated
[00:26:19] Anyways, Ron
[00:26:22] Well, you know what I like on Instagram reels has absolutely nothing to do with you guys
[00:26:27] I'm dead fucking serious like I stopped stalking my Instagram reels like what I like bro like holy shit
[00:26:33] Like just leave me alone. Also guys. We have a PO box in two days on Wednesday
[00:26:39] I'm a little I'm a little nervous on what you guys are. Yep
[00:26:44] So all right nerds gummy clusters candy nerds rope Doritos flavors or cheetahs flaming hot nachos
[00:26:51] Yeah, all right, so we're this is gonna be like a mukbang of just food now
[00:26:57] Our appeal box of just food. I'm dead serious. It is literally just a PO box of food
[00:27:03] What a waste of fucking money you're using bro. You need security like this
[00:27:09] oh my god right the security jump wait what the fuck you're getting lace why
[00:27:22] would you ever put that in the air bro why would you ever put that in the air
[00:27:26] you know what now I'm not gonna eat any of this on stream I'm gonna eat it
[00:27:29] off stream just to make sure it's good deadass bro seriously um yeah guys my
[00:27:35] first strap got taken down for age restriction it was at a million views
[00:27:39] Bro and I took it down
[00:27:54] Such dick writers, it's like actually crazy. You know, it's insane
[00:27:58] Bro, I kid you not if I put on like 10 pounds of muscle lost 20 pounds of fat lost
[00:28:05] 15% of body fat and grew out my hair and had better skin
[00:28:09] I dead ass think you guys would be dick riding me dead ass
[00:28:12] dead ass
[00:28:14] Dead ass well dead ass. I
[00:28:18] Mean that's true. That's actually true
[00:28:20] and
[00:28:22] Group seven inches taller. I look good bro. I'm dead ass. I look good stable remote remod
[00:28:27] Ronaldo mod 26 6 tier list
[00:28:32] Holy shit
[00:28:34] This is what we're doing for content now. I mean, I'll just write this real quick tar stall
[00:28:39] At this point, Tarsol is literally just garbage.
[00:28:42] He doesn't even come in.
[00:28:43] A.K.A. Outlaw, the go.
[00:28:45] Siggy, I would put him, he's not a mod,
[00:28:47] but he's a good dude, I'm gonna put him at S.
[00:28:49] Pepsi, aura.
[00:28:52] Sunny, he's only here when Kaisenat's not live into help.
[00:28:56] I'll put him at ma.
[00:28:57] A lonesome, beats here.
[00:28:59] Don't really hear too much about you.
[00:29:00] Scorpi out two, Scorpi category.
[00:29:03] Nemo, dot, dot, dot.
[00:29:04] Juns, dot, dot, dot.
[00:29:05] Snipey, dot, dot, dot.
[00:29:06] Jonah, he's a viewer.
[00:29:08] Llama dot dot dot weapons dot dot dot Anzu. I put you at eight here peen poppy dot dot dot
[00:29:15] aka a 2k 2 he's a viewer now Mario thumbs down
[00:29:20] Who the fuck is hey sidekick?
[00:29:23] Bro this guy is literally not a mind
[00:29:25] This was literally a bot bro that helped me for something not not like you body like oh my god. That's good
[00:29:31] That's a sponsor bot
[00:29:33] Um, how am I in the same tier list as Jonah?
[00:29:37] I don't know, Junz, because you don't fucking do anything.
[00:29:40] That's maybe why.
[00:29:41] Um, first-rounded in Siege tournament.
[00:29:46] First-rounded in CSGO tournament.
[00:29:49] Lost Bro-Bro against Ludwig.
[00:29:52] Lost Bro vs. Bro against Jinxie.
[00:29:55] Lost Bro vs. Bro against Joe.
[00:29:58] Lost again, Joe and Jinxie on chess.
[00:30:01] Now lost again Jason on GeoGuessr.
[00:30:06] But today is the first day I win against XQC.
[00:30:11] Can I get a retweet?
[00:30:24] Where is this?
[00:30:26] Um...
[00:30:28] Music
[00:30:37] Guys, did you guys notice a new decoration in my room?
[00:30:40] He's there, no one cares? Brother, fuck you.
[00:31:01] I've been confused.
[00:31:04] sexy, cool. Day one of asking Ron to run on a train on me. 300 likes, nice, got it.
[00:31:11] Oh, stop linking me. I actually-
[00:31:13] That's warning, stop right there!
[00:31:14] Why stop when I've got momentum?
[00:31:16] Oh my god, bro, WStream, thank you, bro. That was nice of you to comment on that.
[00:31:20] Yesterday's stream was actually pretty good. Yesterday's stream, alright.
[00:31:24] Yesterday's stream, I had a lot of fun, bro.
[00:31:26] POV, you got the best thirst trap.
[00:31:29] I didn't do anything about it.
[00:31:31] You didn't do anything about it.
[00:31:34] What did you do to this f**king thing?
[00:31:36] Like, why did you make it so f**king stupid, man?
[00:31:39] Ron acting like a female right now.
[00:31:42] What is the point of time... What is this?
[00:31:44] Like, why did you tweet this? You're not even co-
[00:31:46] Like, this isn't even that f**king like...
[00:31:48] Alright.
[00:31:50] Like, what is this even to?
[00:31:54] Um...
[00:31:55] Ron, you need to do a Chicago stream, bro.
[00:31:57] Bro and God it's not dangerous only the South is bad downtime. So I'm gonna go to Chicago pride this year
[00:32:02] Yeah, I want to do a streamer. We go to oblock dead ass. I really do want to do a streamer
[00:32:07] We go to oblock. I just need a connection out there
[00:32:09] Actually, let me check all grip for now
[00:32:13] Wait chat, what gang is in oblock like what's the gang? I'll ask Griff if he knows any like
[00:32:17] Um...
[00:32:19] Beedies?
[00:32:22] Shout out the beedies.
[00:32:27] No? Wait, I shouldn't say that wrong.
[00:32:30] Hi.
[00:32:34] Hey, real quick, I'm live right now.
[00:32:36] Do you know anyone in Chicago that would take me to Oblock?
[00:32:40] Dude, get the fuck out of here.
[00:32:44] Wait, why?
[00:32:46] What the fuck would you go there because I've got to handle some stream business
[00:32:53] Bro, there's nothing you have to handle you shouldn't the words should even come out of your mouth at this point
[00:32:59] Bro, I need to go to over you're not built. You're not built like that my boy. Who's not built like that
[00:33:09] Alright, bro, you're not gonna take me I'll have someone else take me call your mom and see what she said about it
[00:33:16] I'm trying to go to oblox bro hey I'm live right now okay with my trainer okay listen
[00:33:35] I want to go to oblox where I'm gonna go to oblox like prison what mom no it's not a prison
[00:33:45] It's a fucking-
[00:33:46] Enough.
[00:33:47] What is-
[00:33:48] What?
[00:33:49] What is O-Block?
[00:33:51] Mom, you're gonna get me killed now.
[00:33:52] It's a street in Chicago.
[00:33:54] It's like a hood.
[00:33:56] Oh, okay.
[00:33:58] Can I go?
[00:33:59] No.
[00:34:00] I'm gonna continue with my trainer.
[00:34:03] Whatever.
[00:34:04] I don't know why you're-
[00:34:04] I love you.
[00:34:05] All right, love you too.
[00:34:06] Gotta go back to work.
[00:34:08] Guys, my mom works out, yeah.
[00:34:11] All right, fine.
[00:34:11] Who knows anyone in O-Block, bro?
[00:34:13] That ass.
[00:34:15] Wait, didn't Ben just go?
[00:34:20] Wait.
[00:34:28] Hey Ben, I'm live right now.
[00:34:30] Hi Ron.
[00:34:32] Quick question baby, I just saw you go to Chicago.
[00:34:35] I want to do a streamer, I go to Oblock.
[00:34:37] Do you want to make a return?
[00:34:40] Um, I don't know if that'd be the best idea.
[00:34:44] Wait, why? Why does everyone keep saying this?
[00:34:48] I'm saying, why would you even go?
[00:34:52] We mean, like, I'm just like a... I'm the press, bro. I'm like the press.
[00:34:56] I just want to, like, you know, interview and all that.
[00:34:59] You should go like to Rake Street and join the Downs in LA first
[00:35:03] and then move out to, like, Chicago and all those other places
[00:35:06] just so you can get a warm feeling, isn't it?
[00:35:08] Okay. Okay. Wait, can you take me to a hood?
[00:35:12] Yes, I'm saying you if you get through the if you get through the
[00:35:17] Now take it to another okay easy. What's what's the hood in LA that we could go to?
[00:35:27] Let's go to Grape Street, bro, where's Grape Street at I'm about to look this up
[00:35:31] That's what I want to that's literally what I want to do
[00:35:47] Grape Street is 56 minutes away right now
[00:35:54] Yeah
[00:36:01] but you and Lacey should go.
[00:36:04] Okay, bet, all right, bet.
[00:36:05] I'm gonna call him right now, easy.
[00:36:07] All right, I'll let you and somebody.
[00:36:09] All right, easy, thank you.
[00:36:10] All right, bro, love, be safe.
[00:36:11] Love you, bro.
[00:36:13] Dude, Lacey would be a great vibe.
[00:36:16] Lacey, that would be such a good vibe, bro.
[00:36:20] J-syncho?
[00:36:22] I don't know, is J-syncho, is he?
[00:36:24] I don't wanna...
[00:36:26] Wait, Lacey might be on a flight right now.
[00:36:29] Come on, pick up the phone, dude.
[00:36:31] up the phone. What is this?
[00:36:38] Beeper in a hood there. White boy. Seeing that shit.
[00:36:42] He's calling for me. He needs your lies amongst there. It's too bad for me.
[00:36:47] Okay. I'll shoot you. I'll shoot you. I'll shoot you. I'll shoot you. I'll shoot you. I'll shoot you. I'll shoot you. I'll shoot you. I'll shoot you man.
[00:36:53] I
[00:36:56] Want to be honest with you, bro
[00:36:58] If I'm in the hood everyone's winning push-ups not me simple
[00:37:02] I'm just kidding. I'm kidding. I actually want to go dead ass. Would that be a bad idea to go with late?
[00:37:07] I already saw this would that be a bad idea to go with Lacey chat
[00:37:11] Like would that be a bad idea you think of me and Lacey went to the hood?
[00:37:16] Yes
[00:37:18] Wait, but we went to the hood like years ago like look
[00:37:23] We went to Compton we went we literally went to oh Lacey's called me yo
[00:37:29] Yo, what day are you back from London with us? Are you same day? Oh
[00:37:35] Dude, I want to go to the street with you. It's called Grape Street
[00:37:39] Grape Street. Yeah, I want to do a streamer. It's me and you and we go bro. Ben told me I should go with you
[00:37:46] Yeah
[00:37:50] I don't know like
[00:37:53] What it was?
[00:37:54] You said what?
[00:37:55] It sounds sweet as heck what's named after a friend.
[00:37:58] Okay, well, yeah, nah, I'm not gonna go anymore, but we could go to Chicago.
[00:38:01] I want to go to Oblock, bro.
[00:38:02] I'm dead ass.
[00:38:03] Oblock sweet niers.
[00:38:04] Oh my God.
[00:38:05] Huh, I don't know you, bro.
[00:38:07] I have to hang up.
[00:38:09] Guys, I do not affiliate with that guy.
[00:38:11] I, I just wanted to go.
[00:38:13] Now my chances of going are gone.
[00:38:15] Now, now I can't go.
[00:38:17] Now I actually can't go.
[00:38:19] Like before I could have went now I can't go.
[00:38:23] Don't ever talk about Cherry Hill in the same sentence as Sweet in this chat, bro.
[00:38:26] I tell you, get a one-way ticket to Band Town.
[00:38:28] Dead serious.
[00:38:31] 6'9", what's up?
[00:38:32] O'Block right here, this is what y'all wanted me in Chicago.
[00:38:35] O'Block right here.
[00:38:36] How's shit going, shit? No block.
[00:38:38] It's 10 o'clock. What the fuck, Anics?
[00:38:42] Yo, what's up?
[00:38:44] Hey, bro, I just want to let you know any inkling or thought of you going to any hood, that shit is fried now, okay?
[00:38:49] Yeah, yeah, I know.
[00:38:50] Yeah, I at least he just like actually just now it's over
[00:38:56] Well, what if I don't bring them
[00:39:02] Oh my god, okay, well then it's over for you to bend the dawn, you know, I'm saying you associate with me, too
[00:39:07] Yeah, yeah, sure. If you wanna throw me in it, I can tell you better than throw me in it, man.
[00:39:12] It's over. I just have to tell you that. Have a good one, bro.
[00:39:16] Alright, bro.
[00:39:18] Alright, bro.
[00:39:19] Bro, Chad, if I actually go, will there be any problem you think now?
[00:39:23] Cause Lacey, no, no way, right?
[00:39:29] J-Synco? Let me call him.
[00:39:32] Wait, is J actually like... I didn't know that.
[00:39:35] Like I'm not even trying to sound stupid.
[00:39:38] How do I word this to him?
[00:39:39] Like, I don't know.
[00:39:42] Wait, what street is Jay from?
[00:39:44] Okay.
[00:39:45] Hey.
[00:39:46] Hey, I'm live right now.
[00:39:47] Yo, quick question.
[00:39:49] Yo, brother.
[00:39:50] Um, yo, I want to do a stream where I go to Compton
[00:39:54] and my chat was like, oh, you know, why that face?
[00:39:58] They were like, you know,
[00:39:59] they're saying Cinco's from the streets.
[00:40:02] Call him.
[00:40:02] I mean, I could say that, I mean, we could do it.
[00:40:07] I just like, always want to say this, bro,
[00:40:09] cause like it's different cause different hoods
[00:40:13] have like different, like let's say like my homies right,
[00:40:16] like I think y'all want to talk to them before you.
[00:40:18] I want to, the point villages.
[00:40:20] Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:40:21] So, but those are like,
[00:40:23] how they're like, their projects are real,
[00:40:25] like their apartments are really deep.
[00:40:26] Like you can go in there, you can't even,
[00:40:28] you know what I'm saying?
[00:40:29] Like it's a deep project.
[00:40:30] I can take you where I'm from.
[00:40:32] I'm down, bro.
[00:40:33] It's not like deep like as far as like,
[00:40:35] I just want you to know like,
[00:40:36] she get real out of there from there like, you know.
[00:40:39] I just want to let you know
[00:40:41] that I don't want to be taking you anywhere.
[00:40:43] I mean, you only go with me, brother, like, oh, really good.
[00:40:46] I'm just saying like, you know, we have stream
[00:40:48] and in different regions, you get an urgent
[00:40:49] on some low key shit, but if you're on stream, it's like,
[00:40:53] if I have security, would you?
[00:40:54] No.
[00:40:56] Okay, that's good.
[00:40:57] That was a test, right?
[00:40:58] That was a test, yeah.
[00:40:59] Okay, I'm making sure, yeah, don't bring no security.
[00:41:01] Like bro, I just I'll just wear I want to I'll just wear like a helmet and a press check like a press. It'll say press on my chest
[00:41:10] Okay, yeah, they'll know with the press hey, and if anything if anything gets down to you know me I
[00:41:16] Can I can I get initiated?
[00:41:20] Yeah
[00:41:31] Okay, okay, I don't know it was all that but I mean we can still do the stream, you know
[00:41:50] Okay, just text me back. Yeah. Yeah, just
[00:41:55] Oh my god, oh my god, what what do you bro? What like brother what?
[00:41:59] Like I'm not getting fucking jumped in into a fucking
[00:42:13] I gotta I gotta text my fucking lawyer
[00:42:26] What
[00:42:29] Yeah, we're gonna see.
[00:42:35] Are you sure?
[00:42:37] Dog.
[00:42:39] Guys. Fuck, I'm really scared though.
[00:42:41] I'm thankful for this shit.
[00:42:42] What if we die?
[00:42:43] Guys, guys!
[00:42:44] Guys, this is the old Ron.
[00:42:46] I'm dead ass shit different now.
[00:42:49] Can I get a retweet?
[00:42:50] Dead ass shit's different.
[00:42:52] I'm down to get initiated now and I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding, yo thank you for
[00:43:06] the 10 bro, yo J bro I'm dead ass though all jokes aside I'm actually down to a stream
[00:43:11] if you're down I want to do some shit let's give back on God I swear I'll be down to give
[00:43:16] back bro that would actually be fun but as long as it's safe is it safe though that's
[00:43:22] Oh, and now he goes and calls me a Crip. Got it.
[00:43:27] Yeah!
[00:43:30] Yeah!
[00:43:32] Yeah!
[00:43:40] Easy, well, easy, Dennis.
[00:43:43] Let's do it for the kids, you gonna be safe for sure?
[00:43:45] I bet, just text me, oh and god, let's set up a day.
[00:43:47] Swear, I'm not kidding.
[00:43:48] That would actually be fun.
[00:43:50] Let's give back.
[00:43:51] Um, what is this?
[00:43:53] Hi there. Can you open this door, please?
[00:43:56] For what?
[00:43:58] I just want to make sure that everything's okay.
[00:44:00] There seems to be something going on.
[00:44:02] What do you mean?
[00:44:04] I don't know. Just figured out a check on something.
[00:44:07] I don't know what you want, man. Get out of my house.
[00:44:10] Open this fucking door!
[00:44:13] Where's your daughter, man?
[00:44:15] Where's your daughter, man?
[00:44:17] What are you talking about?
[00:44:19] daughter who's in there with you bro bro if you don't leave open this fucking
[00:44:25] door yeah what if you store I'm breaking it fucking down you understand me he's
[00:44:29] set leave my house you don't you okay everyone in this house okay everyone's
[00:44:35] okay what do you want
[00:44:49] Uh...
[00:45:02] Can you leave my house, please?
[00:45:06] Can you open this door, please?
[00:45:08] You have nothing to do with my house. Can you leave my house?
[00:45:11] You know what my name is?
[00:45:13] I don't know who you are. You don't belong to this neighborhood. That's for sure.
[00:45:16] What is this, bro?
[00:45:17] This is my neighborhood though.
[00:45:19] Yeah, I live there. I don't know you.
[00:45:24] My name is Harry Dresden, motherfucker.
[00:45:28] Open the door.
[00:45:30] This is my neighborhood.
[00:45:32] It's scary.
[00:45:33] Open the fucking door.
[00:45:38] Now!
[00:45:41] Or I will fucking end you.
[00:45:44] Do you understand me?
[00:45:47] Wait, where did he get this from, our fucking house?
[00:46:00] And...
[00:46:01] Open this fucking door!
[00:46:02] Damage is undamaged.
[00:46:03] I will fucking kill you!
[00:46:04] Open this fucking door!
[00:46:05] I will fucking kill you!
[00:46:06] Open this fucking door!
[00:46:07] Open this fucking door!
[00:46:08] Open this fucking door!
[00:46:09] Yeah! Open this fucking door!
[00:46:13] I will fucking kill you! Open this door!
[00:46:15] Open this fucking door!
[00:46:18] Open this fucking door!
[00:46:21] Pfft!
[00:46:22] Pfft!
[00:46:23] Pfft!
[00:46:24] Pfft!
[00:46:25] Pfft!
[00:46:26] Pfft!
[00:46:26] What an actual burger, I'm dead ass.
[00:46:33] Like actual burger, bro.
[00:46:36] Holy shit.
[00:46:37] Cinema.
[00:46:39] Um, dude, is it about a rain in California? Does anyone live here?
[00:46:43] Why is it so fucking gray out?
[00:46:45] Ron, did you do a sherman island? Because it would be very funny.
[00:46:48] Irish roadmen, they force you to comb your hair side. What are you even typing?
[00:46:52] Um, yo, Chad, is XQC almost ready?
[00:46:57] I gotta pick my games that I wanna beat him in.
[00:46:59] What games could I beat him in?
[00:47:01] Dead ass.
[00:47:03] Oh my god, he's stealing content. Classic.
[00:47:06] classic cop slop James is a man you just like me but he's a man who's
[00:47:23] Triple T before the fame.
[00:47:43] Wait, so I'm so confused. Triple T was friends with Jason before the fame?
[00:47:49] Stop winking me now, bro!
[00:47:53] Holy shit
[00:48:01] We begin with breaking news from Oakland Golden State Warriors forward tongue tongue tongue
[00:48:05] I don't block these accounts. I'm ready to play
[00:48:09] And then I get one more
[00:48:23] You're going to make me uncomfortable.
[00:48:25] I just woke up and I'm uncomfortable.
[00:48:27] Nice.
[00:48:36] Gakwa.
[00:48:36] I'm ready to play.
[00:48:37] They call it XQC on Discord.
[00:48:40] Da-da-dum, da-da-dum, da-da-dum, da-da-dum, da-da-dum.
[00:48:47] Yo, it's our two-year anniversary.
[00:48:50] Wait, really?
[00:48:51] Where do you see that?
[00:48:52] it says to your friendship
[00:48:56] ever send me a gift you fucking broke the answer what the fuck how about i
[00:48:59] send you a gift
[00:49:00] but i said send gift
[00:49:02] the bunt is there for you to send me a fucking gift motherfucker i'ma send you
[00:49:04] another one today
[00:49:05] i got some stencils gift
[00:49:08] everybody?
[00:49:08] yeah
[00:49:12] uh...
[00:49:14] yeah it's Jake bro he said send gift
[00:49:17] look look
[00:49:18] look what i'm gonna send you
[00:49:20] waiting
[00:49:21] waiting. Oh, it's so much love right here. I'm going to come back at you. Ready?
[00:49:26] Hold on. Let's see what I got in my folder here.
[00:49:30] Are you showing chocolate or not? Yeah, I've got a couple good ones.
[00:49:36] I'm not I'm not showing chat because, um, yeah.
[00:49:40] Anyway, you raise the present games or what? Yeah, I'm ready. I'm ready.
[00:49:43] Yo, listen, I'm currently, what's the, what's my rating right now?
[00:49:47] I think I'm currently zero and five. No zero and four in roses rose. Yeah, so today
[00:49:52] I'm about to get my first ever win because I chose a easy competition
[00:49:56] But who did you play and you lost all your all your bozoon?
[00:49:59] Zero and three I lost against Ludwig. I lost against Jinxie. I lost against
[00:50:04] With my other oh, I lost against Joe Bartima fozie
[00:50:07] So now I'm going against you, bro
[00:50:10] Can I be honest with you, I'm probably the strongest opponent of all of you in the rest
[00:50:19] of the world.
[00:50:20] Yeah, my ass.
[00:50:21] Brother, I'm actually-
[00:50:22] I've never lost a brother's bro ever.
[00:50:24] Q, bro, I'm not worried.
[00:50:25] I'm deadass not worried.
[00:50:26] Listen.
[00:50:27] I have never lost a brother's bro ever before.
[00:50:29] Until today?
[00:50:30] Until today?
[00:50:31] Until today?
[00:50:32] Wait, wait, wait.
[00:50:33] You play against Joe?
[00:50:34] You play against Jinxie?
[00:50:35] I play against Joe.
[00:50:36] I play against Jinxie.
[00:50:37] And who else do I go against?
[00:50:38] Jinxie and
[00:50:41] My god, who's the last one? I just lost it again brother. I I gave Jinxie like like the easiest
[00:50:49] Possible path to win and I still won by long shot
[00:50:52] But yet it was so even if I'm the winner like so easy. Do you think I'm like intimidated right now?
[00:50:58] Like dead night dead serious like do my sister start freaking out like what do you what kind of reaction do you want for me?
[00:51:03] Do you want to start with a game?
[00:51:06] Okay, let's do that. Let's do that open. I have a no-pad open. I have the no-pad open
[00:51:09] All right, listen men three games three games three games. We got to choose them
[00:51:14] Bro versus bro
[00:51:17] Jax you see help me out in now though
[00:51:21] edition
[00:51:23] I'm trying to think here who what games?
[00:51:26] Let's talk about it first. What games are you generally good at? Is it a shooter? Don't
[00:51:36] even say everything. Don't say everything because you're not. Don't do that. Don't do
[00:51:40] that. Don't even do it. I'm good at absolutely everything. Oh my god. I knew it was coming.
[00:51:45] I actually knew it was coming. I think I could actually beat you in certain games though.
[00:51:49] That's the thing. So it's really going to come down. I think we choose our neutral games
[00:51:53] first what is the neutral games neutral games battleship easy classic but no no
[00:52:01] chat right of course brother brother I might go to the cheese I never cheat I've
[00:52:07] never cheated it or be cool never cheated ever I've ever never never as much
[00:52:13] as I have a 100% probability but I'm not kidding I'm not gonna I saw an emote
[00:52:19] One time in in in a mother's lobby in like that is saying years back and I canceled the entire lobby
[00:52:26] That's it guys. I saw them out and it didn't even help me
[00:52:29] But the fact that I saw them all means that I feel bad. We're canceling the game and I can't understand you cheated in fall guys
[00:52:35] That I didn't cheat. I didn't cheat
[00:52:38] Wait, did you cheat in fall guys? I didn't cheat. That's not cheating. Oh, you did it. I made confidence what I did
[00:52:47] All right, all right
[00:52:49] Um, let me think here.
[00:52:50] All right.
[00:52:51] A second neutral game.
[00:52:53] And Bumble.
[00:52:54] No, that game is so boring.
[00:52:56] Can anyone else agree?
[00:52:57] I don't know why.
[00:52:58] Oh, I hate that game.
[00:52:59] I also hate it.
[00:53:00] Yeah.
[00:53:00] I don't, on Google, it's like so boring for some reason, like, I don't know why.
[00:53:04] Geo guess, sir.
[00:53:05] Oh, oh my God.
[00:53:06] Actually good.
[00:53:07] Geo guesser.
[00:53:08] Sure.
[00:53:08] But is that neutral?
[00:53:09] Are you good at that?
[00:53:10] Run.
[00:53:11] What?
[00:53:15] You said it's not that.
[00:53:16] Wait, hold on.
[00:53:17] Let me try to eat this and smell this out.
[00:53:18] Um, is that burritos?
[00:53:23] No, it's it's cheese.
[00:53:24] It's cheese. No.
[00:53:26] It's a cheese sandwich. Yeah.
[00:53:27] Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
[00:53:28] Yeah. I got, I got to have with a cheese.
[00:53:31] Um, wait, how good are you a geogaster?
[00:53:34] That asks like one through 10.
[00:53:35] Don't lie.
[00:53:37] Uh, one through 10.
[00:53:38] Yeah.
[00:53:39] Like a six for sure.
[00:53:41] A six.
[00:53:42] What am I?
[00:53:43] Okay.
[00:53:43] Like, like, like if five is the people that just, that just logged in, like, I know,
[00:53:47] I know a few what we call meta guesser strats, not only a few, that helped me to be better
[00:53:53] than average player.
[00:53:54] Okay, not bad.
[00:53:55] Not even that bad for real.
[00:53:56] Okay, what's our third game then?
[00:53:58] You wanna do wiki speed run?
[00:54:00] Or actually, no, last time that got fucking...
[00:54:02] Dude, we had so much motion, it was so much fun.
[00:54:05] Have you ever done a wiki race or no?
[00:54:07] No.
[00:54:08] You could basically do like, it's so much fun, but the problem is our viewers since
[00:54:12] me and you are so famous, our viewers are so famous.
[00:54:14] They're gonna go and change the wiki's, I get it.
[00:54:16] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:54:17] Speed typing, do you know, you get it at typing?
[00:54:22] Speed typing?
[00:54:23] I'm not that good.
[00:54:24] I wouldn't say it's a neutral.
[00:54:25] I'm trying to think of a neutral.
[00:54:26] Are you good at spy party?
[00:54:28] What is spy party?
[00:54:29] Can you never mind.
[00:54:30] I'm spelling bee on Roblox!
[00:54:33] Okay, so I did last time.
[00:54:36] We can't do it.
[00:54:37] Wait, why?
[00:54:38] You cannot customize the game to make it work.
[00:54:40] It's actually terrible.
[00:54:41] But we can try if you want to.
[00:54:43] No, no, let's not get on some mic.
[00:54:45] No, no, no, like I had a server. I customized the game and it was awful. It was it's boring. It's not level
[00:54:55] Connect for chess. Let me know how good are you? Yeah, I mean I just I'm a year champion
[00:55:02] Okay, I now you choose your games in my games. I gotta think for like a little bit more that more neutral games
[00:55:12] I feel like three three three now, I think that's usually good
[00:55:15] Sure, okay. I gotta talk to my channel quick. Yo, chat. What am I better than him? I'm trying to think of what I'm better than you at that
[00:55:22] s
[00:55:23] Yeah, yeah for my own game. What am I better?
[00:55:27] Like see like okay for night is never good for nice is not good
[00:55:33] That's a watch is a massacre
[00:55:35] See I think CS easily
[00:55:39] I can put chest, but I kind of stuck a chest. Okay, CS check or valor. What's one of my better at?
[00:55:44] overwatch can be played that I will do sport night if you don't do overwatch
[00:55:49] bro it's gonna be a snooze fest okay let me thank you yeah but but what what he
[00:55:57] does usually what he does James what he usually does he does a thing where he
[00:56:04] cracks the the 1v1 where it's like you know I mean like he makes it like oh
[00:56:09] Oh, you only have to win one at a time, something like that.
[00:56:14] Well, I usually do.
[00:56:15] So I'll be playing.
[00:56:16] Wait, I'm confused.
[00:56:17] Say that again.
[00:56:18] I'm a little confused.
[00:56:19] My money, what he does is that he puts it where it's like,
[00:56:24] he has a handicap.
[00:56:25] Yep.
[00:56:26] Oh, oh, oh.
[00:56:31] That's up to you.
[00:56:31] I'd have to say it's so overwatch.
[00:56:34] Well, that's up to you.
[00:56:36] Most of the games that I beat you at are literally the games,
[00:56:40] like, because people like you, young lads,
[00:56:45] don't play any variety of games.
[00:56:47] You don't play games.
[00:56:48] You don't play games.
[00:56:49] Oh my God, this guy's crazy.
[00:56:50] The only game I'm scared of you in is CS Fortnite.
[00:56:54] That's it.
[00:56:55] Got it.
[00:56:55] All right, so we're going to play CS.
[00:56:56] I can beat you in hundreds of games, you know what I mean?
[00:56:58] OK, OK, so what about a race to make a cake in Minecraft?
[00:57:03] I won against Joe against that.
[00:57:04] You couldn't beat me in that.
[00:57:05] I couldn't beat me in that.
[00:57:07] We could do, we could do build battle, build battle.
[00:57:10] Oh my God, a build battle?
[00:57:12] I've never done a build battle.
[00:57:13] What is that?
[00:57:15] We queue together into lobby and we, it's just creative.
[00:57:18] It's you, you, they give you other blocks
[00:57:21] and you have to build, let's say build a unicorn
[00:57:24] and people vote on who has the better unicorn.
[00:57:26] How do we know that our viewers aren't gonna just vote
[00:57:28] like for who they like more?
[00:57:32] True.
[00:57:33] He's hustling you he's good at Minecraft. Oh
[00:57:39] I mean my battle skills are pretty decent. I'm trying to think here. What could be a real neutral game
[00:57:46] Trying to take here
[00:57:48] I mean not a neutral game my game. What can I pull bad? It doesn't like it
[00:57:52] I don't think it's I don't think we could do it. It's just like
[00:57:54] a
[00:57:57] UHC dual you the evidence you HC what is you HC that is that we fight each other
[00:58:02] So Mike got one do one that has like you have a few gapples of friends the gapples
[00:58:06] Oh my god, I've never done that, but I'm down to do it if that's your game
[00:58:09] No, no, no, no as my game. I don't think why are you not better than me? I
[00:58:15] I will you know, it's not well then why wouldn't you put it?
[00:58:18] Because it's like I said you say if it's if it's a if it's a clap your cheeks
[00:58:23] it's gonna be a snooze test you feel it you feel it no shut up put any game you
[00:58:27] want bro what do you have a gun what they've a gun I don't it's an airsoft
[00:58:31] gun it's uses a prop right look you it's an airsoft stop it stop it my ears my
[00:58:39] ears my ears my ears my ears yeah what am I good at bro I'm trying to think I
[00:58:44] need to that that that's what everybody's been asking for years low key
[00:58:47] Hold the dick writer
[00:58:50] How much that right in your dick and that's what I sense because I'm about to come simple as that
[00:58:54] Okay, well, that's not it. That's not hard at all. You're a one-pump jump according to your girlfriend. What how do you know?
[00:58:59] I mean by my girlfriend
[00:59:01] Why is she posted on social media? She said Ron is a one-pump chump bitch ass
[00:59:05] All right. Well
[00:59:07] If I'm a one-pump chump
[00:59:09] At least my that is when I shoot my comment doesn't turn into a creature like you so it's a your girlfriend said on social media
[00:59:14] What is it? What does he mean by that?
[00:59:16] Oh, yeah, what if I use my son my son you a son wait
[00:59:28] Well, I'm gonna jump and I love like a joke is it me it's a daughter what?
[00:59:36] Like they like the emote son
[00:59:40] We should make a emote called daughter
[00:59:42] That's awful, that's awful, yeah.
[00:59:45] Let me think of the next two games.
[00:59:47] You have your three games or no?
[00:59:49] I love Metal Ship, you don't even have to, I love Metal Ship.
[00:59:52] That is it, we're going to do that.
[00:59:53] It's a hype as fuck.
[00:59:54] That's neutral.
[00:59:55] Am I better than him at Rocket League Chat?
[01:00:01] Oh fuck no.
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[01:08:42] We can run only new to a game lucky.
[01:09:09] never seen that before. Okay. But like I said, your repertoire of games is so shit. We have
[01:09:15] we would have to literally get his story shut your ass up, bro. Oh my god. We need somebody
[01:09:21] to pull out a grim war out of the fucking encyclopedia stack to like to find the one
[01:09:26] thing you've played before. Oh my god. Yeah. Okay. You already won them because you're
[01:09:33] my fucking big and more. I already fucking nutted. You're pregnant, man. For all the
[01:09:36] riding you're doing on me shut up okay now play one game that isn't fucking
[01:09:40] fun I pussy bitch now play one game that doesn't involve a fucking gorilla with
[01:09:44] a sword bro that fucking made your whole career about that now put in that
[01:09:47] plan that play with my cock for like a minute and a half okay give it you're
[01:09:51] all talk brother you are all talk all you do is show your ass crack on the
[01:09:56] fucking phone okay and all you do is just fucking stutter now what and all
[01:10:00] you do is waste my time with this fucking dog shit you're doing without
[01:10:03] I'm better than you at FL Studio, I'm better than you at Fortnite, I'm better than you at Rust, I'm better than you at Clash Royale, I'm better than you at Wiki Race, I'm better than you at
[01:10:31] than you at wiki race I'm better than you at tic-tac-toe I'm better than you at
[01:10:35] Minecraft I'm better than you at fucking Call of Duty I'm better than you at
[01:10:40] fortnight I'm better than you at siege I'm better than you at Mortal Kombat I'm
[01:10:45] better than you at any fighting game any party game besides public party besides
[01:10:50] I'm a party minecraft
[01:10:55] At those studio no minecraft no rust probably nuts
[01:11:06] Holy shit, let's do I'm do I'm right now my game bro minecraft
[01:11:09] I don't give a fuck minecraft race to make a cake. I don't care. You can take it or leave it, bro
[01:11:15] You scared what you don't know how to play pick your last game bro pick your last fucking game
[01:11:20] This is where fucking heroes are made.
[01:11:25] Um, you have to get you have to get milk and sugar, right?
[01:11:28] Milk, sugar, two eggs and wheat.
[01:11:31] Simple.
[01:11:35] Don't be scared.
[01:11:36] Don't be scared.
[01:11:38] Chad, I smell so bad.
[01:11:43] Why?
[01:11:44] That's such a that's so easy to do that.
[01:11:47] OK, I'm the same on the same on the same seat.
[01:11:49] You know that.
[01:11:49] Same seed.
[01:11:50] Same seed.
[01:11:55] OK.
[01:11:56] All right.
[01:11:56] Pick your last game, bro.
[01:12:03] No, no.
[01:12:03] I already have my games.
[01:12:04] Why can't we get a couple of friends?
[01:12:05] And I was going to put chest.
[01:12:06] I can't put anything else if you want to.
[01:12:07] Put chest.
[01:12:07] Back.
[01:12:08] Easy.
[01:12:08] OK.
[01:12:09] Back.
[01:12:09] So we have.
[01:12:10] What about, what about, what about, what about your friends?
[01:12:12] I don't know about your friends, but I'm down, bro.
[01:12:14] Listen, I'm good at any games that you've listed.
[01:12:15] So let's just do a U1.
[01:12:17] What do U1?
[01:12:20] Why they're typing GG, I mean because you lose all this
[01:12:27] I'm getting mad, bro
[01:12:29] And you don't want to see stable mad because when I'm mad
[01:12:33] You're mixed in with the lightning and the fucking thunder and you're not ready for the fucking thunder storm
[01:12:41] Okay
[01:12:43] Jesus Christ that line is so bad
[01:12:45] Um, are you all with R6 in there?
[01:12:48] I'll play R6, I guess I'll play R6.
[01:12:50] So, my games, I got CS, Rainbow Six Siege, Minecraft Race to Make a Cake.
[01:12:54] For the neutral, I had Battleship, GeoGuessor, Connect 4.
[01:12:57] For your games, I wrote Rocket League, Golf with Friends, Chess.
[01:13:00] Are you ready or not, bro?
[01:13:01] I got you, yeah, this is good.
[01:13:03] Alright, first of five, you know the rules, we start with Battleship.
[01:13:06] Oh, chat, chat, do you guys want Chess or I'll bet your friends?
[01:13:08] I could bet it either.
[01:13:09] I just think the Chess is better because he's seen the board before,
[01:13:11] I didn't know that at all.
[01:13:12] But now your friends and you let me guess he doesn't need to play before
[01:13:16] Yo chat yo chat yo chat yo chat yo chat yo chat yo chat yo chat should I order food today?
[01:13:21] Yo chat yo chat should I live today your chest should I breathe? How about you make your own fucking decisions?
[01:13:26] You're a grown-ass man. How about you make your chat to fucking interactive and so they and if you didn't love you
[01:13:31] They want to
[01:13:33] God, Sencha wants to talk to you, and you all can do this in no way.
[01:13:37] Senzu, Senzu.
[01:13:38] I've just played this video.
[01:13:39] Senzu.
[01:13:40] When was the last time you thanked someone to the jungle?
[01:13:42] Oh shit.
[01:13:43] Cock it.
[01:13:44] Cock it.
[01:13:47] Actually fucking ironic, bro.
[01:13:49] Actually ironic.
[01:13:50] Let's talk about battleship.
[01:13:51] And then whoever loses, chooses the next game of their own choosing.
[01:13:55] Yes.
[01:13:57] All right, let's do it.
[01:13:59] Today's the day.
[01:14:00] Oh my god, I'm actually hyped.
[01:14:01] Oh my god.
[01:14:02] I feel so bad because you think it's a such a good day because of a chance when I crushed you you're gonna want to go off-line
[01:14:13] It's just sad it's just I said I don't want to ruin your day
[01:14:15] You know I mean mind the kidding yo mods clip this right now when I come back from X y'all
[01:14:20] I'm not a win the craziest brokers, but supposedly this guy's game
[01:14:23] Do you want to play with the same guy or do you both play each our own guy?
[01:14:27] Bro same guy everyone knows the rules, and then also bro what we plan for
[01:14:30] Schmidt, Schmidt minimum a hundred gifted bro minimum right now we're playing for
[01:14:39] Schmidt
[01:14:40] Let's do it commanders though right commanders or classic
[01:14:45] Commanders or classic
[01:14:47] Yeah, I love how do you hide his shadow out lock? Can you put my uh put ecstasy on my thing? Thanks, just
[01:15:09] No, I'm not doing discord cams. I love fix it now
[01:15:17] Oh, I don't like that. I have to see your thing to have it.
[01:15:25] What?
[01:15:26] I see you. Do you know who Neem Leaf is?
[01:15:32] Why do you make jokes like that?
[01:15:34] Funny.
[01:15:35] Someone said it in my chat, bro.
[01:15:37] It was highlighted.
[01:15:38] What?
[01:15:39] It's like a funny joke.
[01:15:40] It's just lame.
[01:15:41] You could have just said no.
[01:15:42] Oh, goodness.
[01:15:43] No.
[01:15:44] What are you talking about?
[01:15:45] All right, man, man, he's insane.
[01:15:48] We could use discord cams, you know how to set that up?
[01:15:56] Yeah, I can do that.
[01:15:58] All right, easy, bro.
[01:15:59] Here we go.
[01:16:00] Just don't blush when you see my camera, bro.
[01:16:02] Here, have it on, have it on, have it on.
[01:16:05] There you go, bro.
[01:16:06] Mods, put the cam up for this, for the day.
[01:16:09] Yeah, run that pre-dick up, mods.
[01:16:11] Pre-dick up.
[01:16:12] Hold on, Chad.
[01:16:13] I got you.
[01:16:14] One second.
[01:16:15] I had you. I had you. I had you. I had you. I'm adding you right now.
[01:16:34] How many gifts does we're doing this for, by the way?
[01:16:36] Hundred.
[01:16:36] Oh, look at that. It's all good. Money's tight.
[01:16:40] Chrome, chrome, uh, discordal light, if it is...
[01:16:44] Chad, I'm sorry, exactly.
[01:16:45] Window capture for...
[01:16:46] Discorda.
[01:16:47] I'm sorry, Chad, if he's ugly.
[01:16:49] I'm sorry.
[01:16:53] It doesn't, like, actually work.
[01:16:58] A lot of...
[01:17:00] Remove...
[01:17:01] Bottom left chop.
[01:17:02] Yo, dumbass, that's me.
[01:17:05] Window capture.
[01:17:10] I see you.
[01:17:14] I'm ready.
[01:17:15] You ready?
[01:17:16] I'm ready, bumfucker.
[01:17:17] All right.
[01:17:18] You gotta invite me.
[01:17:19] Commanders, though.
[01:17:20] You're doing Commanders.
[01:17:21] Okay, so close friends.
[01:17:22] Yep.
[01:17:23] Join game.
[01:17:24] I do create gamer.
[01:17:25] What's your code?
[01:17:26] I'll just get it quickly.
[01:17:27] I do Commanders.
[01:17:28] Just tell me the code.
[01:17:29] I'll type it faster than anyone.
[01:17:30] What more do you want?
[01:17:31] I don't want any.
[01:17:32] Okay.
[01:17:33] You want a map that's symmetrical or not symmetrical?
[01:17:34] I don't want any.
[01:17:35] I don't want any.
[01:17:36] Okay.
[01:17:37] I don't want any.
[01:17:38] I don't want any.
[01:17:39] or not let you go um how about we fucking get the games going now you
[01:17:42] choose I'll play it for nothing five three zero nine five three zero nine
[01:17:51] bank joining game all right what's your name or what's your character we're
[01:17:55] using
[01:17:57] I got it.
[01:17:59] What is the game playing in this game?
[01:18:01] hahahahahaha
[01:18:03] hahahahahaha
[01:18:05] Let the games begin, Q.
[01:18:07] Let the games begin.
[01:18:09] There it is.
[01:18:11] Yup.
[01:18:13] I don't put my finning only mode.
[01:18:15] I close out of both of them and I have a camera that shows it.
[01:18:17] It shows both my modders.
[01:18:19] Okay, I'm gonna close both, bro, but I don't want to hear you say I'm sniping them.
[01:18:22] I close both.
[01:18:24] You don't have to go you mode only.
[01:18:26] I'm not a motor only I'm ready
[01:18:28] Just don't cheese me bro. Just don't cheese me. Okay, I'm not about the kids. I would have to get this but okay
[01:18:33] I'm in a bang like I have no permission from the outside world. I don't either like that someone could die
[01:18:38] And I won't know they're gonna be a thousand gifted right now. And I wouldn't know I'm starting starting. Whoa. What is this unique map?
[01:18:47] Wait, that's not you go
[01:18:49] Okay, but this map the only thing is with these abilities. It'll go by really quick
[01:18:53] I
[01:19:05] Wait, this one's a penis what the fuck
[01:19:09] It is gonna go by it's called it's called a show
[01:19:18] Yeah, let me open up my chat for one second chat be a 30 yes or no
[01:19:23] I
[01:19:35] My god, how do you like position these like I
[01:19:41] Mean this is just fucking bad
[01:19:46] We mean I want to say fine
[01:19:53] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I think we I think we do a different yeah forfeit forfeit forfeit
[01:20:03] forfeit. This is not this is not Schmidt. Not Schmidt. That's not Schmidt. I'll Schmidt
[01:20:06] in the chat. I wait. Yeah, what's your what's your name? Three, two, one, two, four, seventeen.
[01:20:17] I mean, I who am I using this to the Schmidt it is a Schmidt it
[01:20:24] Wait William Carl's sake
[01:20:27] Johanna's Schmidt it's a
[01:20:30] Johanna Schmidt got it
[01:20:35] This is the classic I know this
[01:20:38] Chad this boat right here. Oh too predictable
[01:20:47] Oh my god, that is actual good positioning.
[01:20:54] I'm ready.
[01:20:57] Ready.
[01:20:58] Let's go.
[01:20:59] Come on, heads, heads, heads.
[01:21:01] Hooray!
[01:21:02] Is that me?
[01:21:03] How do you know what that is?
[01:21:04] Shut up, bitch.
[01:21:05] Turn down the game volume, jackass, 0-8-10.
[01:21:07] Hold on.
[01:21:08] the game volume jackass 0 may 10
[01:21:14] just pure luck
[01:21:22] it's a small board brother's a small
[01:21:25] ass board and your awful now do the thing
[01:21:29] call me a cheater come on to where am I
[01:21:34] Am I in am I an a4?
[01:21:39] Close but no cigar that's not if not you don't know what I'm doing wait he has a strap
[01:21:48] You don't even know I'm doing it you have no idea. Oh good. Oh, let's see here. Okay, so this one is obviously
[01:21:57] It's okay, so it's either. Can you see where I'm aiming at or no no fuck that was the fun
[01:22:04] Out of the room the fun because I wanted to see okay, so I think it's the one that goes
[01:22:08] See what how we see my reaction if you're not hiding my screen. Oh
[01:22:12] So it isn't the sea hold on
[01:22:15] Let me set up some mines first. They'll be mine. Yeah, my bowl is in the sea. How did you know that?
[01:22:20] Are you snapping? Oh, I'm gonna see
[01:22:25] I know the shape the shape is there now call me a cheater now call me a cheater. I didn't say anything
[01:22:34] Lucky shot.
[01:22:37] Forced in CD.
[01:22:40] Ooh, I fucked up my one-ship chat.
[01:22:44] Oh my god, I shouldn't have put this one right here.
[01:22:47] I didn't realize I didn't move it before the game started.
[01:22:49] This is so cheese, man.
[01:22:52] Stinky cheese.
[01:22:54] No.
[01:22:55] Ah, gee willikers.
[01:22:56] Whoa!
[01:22:57] What?
[01:22:58] So that's a bang-bang here?
[01:23:01] Wait.
[01:23:02] side is he on it?
[01:23:04] Bottom or left?
[01:23:05] How are you?
[01:23:05] This is both like a center shot.
[01:23:07] Which is either sideways too.
[01:23:09] Oh no, GGs.
[01:23:10] I'm going to say it's a long, long.
[01:23:12] Oh, no.
[01:23:12] Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
[01:23:15] You're left.
[01:23:17] But you will lose.
[01:23:20] Do not celebrate too quickly, pal.
[01:23:22] OK, I'm going to assume there's something in your bottom left
[01:23:25] or your top right.
[01:23:26] Because I'm on my bottom.
[01:23:28] Where?
[01:23:28] Bottom?
[01:23:29] Where?
[01:23:29] Right here?
[01:23:30] My god, wait, was that a close shot oh my god, okay, I'll be honest. Okay. Don't go do not go be seven
[01:23:39] Do not I place the mind there do not go be seven
[01:23:45] I love you. I should do don't not
[01:23:48] do not
[01:23:50] Word to be no only they could be is it's seal on I
[01:23:55] Don't like this. See at all. This is it. No, it's it's C7, bro
[01:23:58] Are you a fucking idiot just it could have it it could be either you
[01:24:08] He's a fool laugh with me chat laugh with me
[01:24:16] What's going on here? I'm doing my a spell. He's a minor spell. It's a fucking place. Somebody minds
[01:24:23] Okay, I'm gonna be fell. I'm not gonna do spell. I'm gonna be smarter
[01:24:28] Wow smart or too smart okay so the question is this a two or is it your big ship or is
[01:24:38] it your three it could be oh my god no it has to be down now the question is why I thought
[01:24:47] it was an L shape I was gonna go left I was gonna do I was gonna do H6 after that so so
[01:24:52] you what you say is it has to be there but it's a one out of three and you get the correct
[01:24:56] Now says cheese no go ahead go ahead bro. Oh
[01:25:01] Dude, I played these games before
[01:25:04] right
[01:25:06] Okay, it's a white it's a mine in B7. Oh my god
[01:25:12] I'll be out. Okay. By the way that detects mines. Just you know a little tick
[01:25:15] It can also detect mines. Just want to be at the guy this good. Oh
[01:25:20] What?
[01:25:22] No
[01:25:23] No
[01:25:25] No
[01:25:26] Chill bro chill this could be anyway on paper. This could be chill bro
[01:25:32] Do not go to peace
[01:25:36] So that would be your no that would be your L wait, why would that be my L wait? Why would that be my L?
[01:25:43] Why would I give you a hint about the game? Wait? Why would that be my now do the screen?
[01:25:48] Now screen peek nice
[01:25:55] I told you there was a mind there.
[01:25:58] I literally told you.
[01:26:01] Wait, I'm confused.
[01:26:02] Hold on.
[01:26:04] Ha ha ha.
[01:26:07] Classic.
[01:26:08] Chad, I'm going to put this right here because I know he's
[01:26:12] going to shoot a torpedo.
[01:26:14] I'm also going to do one of these for safety.
[01:26:16] This is good safety right here.
[01:26:17] Look, look, look, look, look.
[01:26:21] Ooh, could it be a mine?
[01:26:22] You got my shipper.
[01:26:23] No, it might be.
[01:26:23] Oh, no, no.
[01:26:24] Is it a mine?
[01:26:27] Okay, I'm gonna go talk about it.
[01:26:28] Okay, it might be a mine.
[01:26:30] See, if you're smart, you place full of mines around that.
[01:26:33] So we have something on the bottom left chat,
[01:26:35] but the question is, according to the Pythagorean theorem,
[01:26:38] he cannot actually be.
[01:26:40] So I know for a fact this is it.
[01:26:43] Hands off for now.
[01:26:45] Wait, wait, wait.
[01:26:46] What we do is, we do a classic here.
[01:26:47] We do a classic here.
[01:26:48] Wait.
[01:26:49] It's a bottom end.
[01:26:49] What?
[01:26:50] So he's cheating.
[01:26:52] Got it.
[01:26:53] No, no, actually got it.
[01:26:54] would be the sideways big ship.
[01:26:56] Let's do a check on that.
[01:27:00] I'll go sideways first.
[01:27:01] Oh my gosh.
[01:27:05] Wait.
[01:27:06] He knows Chad?
[01:27:07] What the fuck?
[01:27:09] He's cheating.
[01:27:12] So what I do here instead, what I do is,
[01:27:16] Listening.
[01:27:18] I'm gonna do this.
[01:27:21] Whoa, wait he's.
[01:27:22] That changes the ending of the game in Dallas.
[01:27:24] What?
[01:27:26] Hold on chat. I think I can actually make this smart. Let's see. I
[01:27:33] Think
[01:27:37] My god, okay, so what okay? I did the game you're gonna be like why was there competing in the corner?
[01:27:42] You're gonna be like why did I do this that was fucking branded? No, you have a line there
[01:27:48] Now this is a game changer because
[01:27:51] if this is that it just this changes everything but what if it's my small
[01:27:57] ship kill it could be my so now I know for a fact no that's my bang bang bang
[01:28:06] bang bang oh way he got my bang bang bang bang bang already wait he's actually
[01:28:14] cheating no hold on
[01:28:21] Nails! Nails!
[01:28:23] Hold on!
[01:28:25] Hold on!
[01:28:27] I can't focus! I can't focus! I can't focus!
[01:28:29] I can't focus! I can't focus!
[01:28:35] I have to go for it!
[01:28:37] Anyways, I don't know why I did that.
[01:28:39] The question is, am I to the right or am I straight up?
[01:28:45] Wait, what? He's a miner. How do you play so many mines?
[01:28:49] You're done. It seems all right. It seems all right, brother.
[01:28:50] Oh, is it?
[01:28:52] Get over there.
[01:28:53] Wait, now there's two here.
[01:28:55] It tells me that there's two instead of one.
[01:28:58] So now I know you just placed another mine.
[01:29:01] Yeah.
[01:29:03] Well, there's a one, and they give you a free hint
[01:29:05] of what it is.
[01:29:06] But if you want to keep hitting it, I mean, I put a mine there.
[01:29:09] Just see what you do.
[01:29:12] Bang!
[01:29:13] Okay, I have to chat. That's a good move. That's actually a good move
[01:29:21] That means that it's your upright mother sucker. No
[01:29:30] Please
[01:29:35] Wait, oh my god, wait
[01:29:41] Wait, wait
[01:29:43] Oh my god by the Marlins
[01:29:54] Holy he's a minor hold on I keep putting I keep putting mines down okay chat left
[01:30:00] Right no, I don't get it though left down. It's either up or down. Is it your big ship? I'm gonna go
[01:30:07] Oh my god, I know it's too wait. This is your big boy though. Is it?
[01:30:17] No
[01:30:20] Way oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I know I know it was a minor
[01:30:27] I got scared on everything game gives you a freebie. I got it
[01:30:31] I'm gonna enter. I know one shit this now chat. That's easy. Wait. No, it can't be yeah
[01:30:37] I can't be I know one shit wait what the fudge what is the fudge what what what what what what what
[01:30:43] Does anything it's it's it's done?
[01:30:47] Dude, okay, cute. It's the dumb dumb. Are you fucking stupid?
[01:30:52] No, don't understand read the chat now dude like fucking come
[01:30:58] Are you dumb wait you're actually oh yours?
[01:31:01] I didn't even think of putting a mind there cuz I didn't think you'd be that fucking stupid
[01:31:05] Wait, you can mirror the pieces? I didn't even know that.
[01:31:08] Oh my god, you just gave away everything. Oh my god.
[01:31:10] Oh my god, all of his pieces go left.
[01:31:13] Wait! All of his pieces go left now! Horizontally!
[01:31:20] Unless it's a bait?
[01:31:25] Wait.
[01:31:28] Okay, well I know this is gone.
[01:31:30] Yeah, the question is that you're L? Okay, it's your big boy.
[01:31:35] I
[01:31:37] Low key shouldn't have sunk it cuz now you get abilities. I should have been smarter. Oh, wow
[01:31:41] Who would have thought that that was a strategy in the game?
[01:31:45] I'm gonna make I actually think I'm about to make a power play here. You ready or no good. You're good. You're good. Are you ready?
[01:31:50] do it
[01:31:55] Fucking fighter bro. Oh my god. Please hit my mind. Oh my god. Oh my god
[01:32:01] the game is so bad why would the game send a thing on a zero it's just lame
[01:32:07] only stupid fucking video game hey nice that was that was from earlier so that
[01:32:21] means you have a mind right under that should I shoot it just for fun should I
[01:32:26] I should have just for fun, Q.
[01:32:27] Shoot it, shoot it, shoot it, shoot it, shoot it.
[01:32:29] Okay, so.
[01:32:30] Play the game, play the game.
[01:32:31] All I'm missing right now is a one by three.
[01:32:35] Is it to your right?
[01:32:36] Is it?
[01:32:37] No, that's not what, yeah.
[01:32:38] Or two by one, two by, two by, L shape.
[01:32:41] There's a lot of L's on the map.
[01:32:43] See, I can use my scanner chat, I can be safe.
[01:32:45] I'm gonna low key just shoot top up.
[01:32:47] Good game bro, good game, we are not in the best area, we are in the best area, good game, good game bro.
[01:33:13] You need to somehow you need to I'm opening my chat now because the game's over you need to somehow
[01:33:19] No, okay. Well, I mean the game's over you need to somehow hit see okay
[01:33:24] I'll give you a hit C7 C8 and then we got E3
[01:33:30] E or F3 and then we have D7 and then D8 that's the numbers
[01:33:36] There's one. I just told you. Wait, I sold. Wait, why am I doing this?
[01:33:45] Where am I trolling? Now the question is... Please! Please hit the top left! No!
[01:34:02] Hey, that would have to be very lucky.
[01:34:32] I have to fight something crazy.
[01:34:33] Oh my god, you're right next to it.
[01:34:35] DG's, that was right next to that.
[01:34:37] All right, DG, congrats.
[01:34:38] Congrats.
[01:34:39] BANG!
[01:34:39] Two free ships.
[01:34:41] It's building.
[01:34:42] BANG!
[01:34:44] No!
[01:34:46] It's building.
[01:34:47] That's the three.
[01:34:50] No.
[01:34:52] Let's go, Chad.
[01:34:52] Two guesses for free that the game gave you,
[01:34:55] and the game gave him some free mind hits, too.
[01:34:57] Right next to the same.
[01:34:58] Holy baby rage, bro.
[01:35:01] I'm just saying another one of those guys that get three guesses two hits like it's absolutely insane
[01:35:07] Holy baby rage, dude. Just don't be mad. I'm a gamer. I said it. I said it. I
[01:35:13] Actually have a channel Michael. I think I could win this whole thing
[01:35:16] Let me go back. Let me go back. Let's do a new map
[01:35:21] Chad did I miss any thousand gifts why it wasn't looking or no
[01:35:24] No, we need H1, 1, 8.
[01:35:36] In Valley Code, 8.
[01:35:37] Sniper, Sniper, got him.
[01:35:38] You said it.
[01:35:39] Alright, go get him.
[01:35:40] How did someone get that quick?
[01:35:44] Go ahead.
[01:35:45] 8 to 380 bang in all right let's go I'm ready chat I'll see you guys soon all right this
[01:36:08] This is gonna be easy.
[01:36:13] Chad, this is so easy to do.
[01:36:15] Cause all I have to do is just...
[01:36:19] Like, I kinda like that up there.
[01:36:23] You gotta think torpedo, Chad. You gotta think torpedo.
[01:36:31] Yes, I like that.
[01:36:33] Oh my god, I actually like this.
[01:36:38] Um
[01:36:42] What what what what what what my game?
[01:36:53] Yeah, I just
[01:37:01] Like that let's go I like that I like that
[01:37:08] We actually...
[01:37:16] Yeah, that's better.
[01:37:28] I might be the next fucking Heistline I'm gonna...
[01:37:33] Ooh, good luck, bro. You're first.
[01:37:35] And I start, fuck you.
[01:37:36] Okay, talk to me bro. First off first off. No, we do is that we hit we hit him with a classic
[01:37:45] So, okay, so he's reading chat got it. It's okay Gigi's check chance red got it. Then we go we go with the
[01:37:55] Right got it got it. Okay, so he's reading not a two-stack and not a two-stack got it
[01:37:59] Okay, if I was him what I would do I would just go fuck it and I would go
[01:38:03] Okay, so now, okay, so he's reading chat. Okay easy, and then this would settle it. Mm-hmm as
[01:38:11] This this could be this business three of us. Oh wow got it. Okay, so
[01:38:19] Well, that's two ships that means that's max women
[01:38:23] Wait, that's a maximum swim or three ships. No over them is over good luck. No
[01:38:29] No, no parking way it's over matter daddy. No
[01:38:35] Okay, if you want me to do a game three how about that?
[01:38:38] No, bro. No, bro. That's fine. Oh, bro. No, bro. No
[01:38:45] Don't put a mind there, please. Oh my god. I'm gonna put a mind right
[01:38:49] classic
[01:38:52] I had to you some people freak out. Oh look look at this tip
[01:38:57] Oh
[01:38:59] Okay
[01:39:02] Okay
[01:39:03] So what I do then I want to I want to get it's boat and I see what kind of ship it is
[01:39:09] It's not the big ship, but I'll still hit it there. Just to see
[01:39:13] What no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
[01:39:19] No, that's not a good play. I don't think that's a good play honestly
[01:39:24] Wait, he is a burger
[01:39:27] Wait, why is he so bad at games? Oh, it is the big ship. Well, I'm fucking stupid shit
[01:39:33] Not the big shit. It's once they're left dumbass
[01:39:37] I'm gonna do that was a rookie movie that you did you place the mine? That's cool
[01:39:41] That mine's not gonna do shit for me when I get here
[01:39:44] Wait, what how am I getting my god?
[01:39:50] Let's go the big shit fuck it
[01:39:52] Now somehow find my other ship somehow do it first try go now somehow do it if you hit the middle
[01:39:59] Because you maybe have a guy here. What about the corner here? Oh that is okay fun fact. I moved from there
[01:40:07] Or did oh shit yeah, I have a string. So I got a
[01:40:11] Oh my god someone oh my
[01:40:15] fucking
[01:40:16] Okay, now watch out
[01:40:18] Maybe a mine is in place. There's a lot. There's three miners in the fucking board. Whoa. There's a lot. Oh, oh
[01:40:24] So if you place three mines there that means I have the clear to do
[01:40:29] This right here
[01:40:31] Yep
[01:40:35] Easy
[01:40:36] My question is flame the core. Oh, okay. Okay, so so you know how there's a mine in the middle
[01:40:42] I know that it says there's three so that means you place two mines
[01:40:45] And there's probably one shit one piece of the shit the thing is it has to be in that three by three
[01:40:50] So my thing is I know you place the mine in that three by three and those are the only mines
[01:40:55] You place the whole game, so I know I've it's repeated so I have a free lane to check out the question is
[01:41:00] There's there's four lanes though
[01:41:08] Oh my god, so that means it's to the left
[01:41:11] Yeah, that's a mine. Yeah, that's a money out
[01:41:15] My bad chat.
[01:41:18] Hahahaha!
[01:41:19] You're a fool!
[01:41:21] Did you know that a zero radar is the best radar you can get in the game?
[01:41:25] Because that's a full clear.
[01:41:27] Oh my god.
[01:41:28] Meaning you scan eight tiles for free.
[01:41:31] Fuckin' bitch.
[01:41:32] Yeah, but my ship is moving right now.
[01:41:34] It's moving.
[01:41:37] It's-
[01:41:38] Holy chat, Reed.
[01:41:39] Wait.
[01:41:42] He's actually a reader.
[01:41:43] I read all the time. That's all I do. I'm the reader. I read books. I read your mind. I read the chat.
[01:41:48] What else? What else do I read?
[01:41:50] Not a daddy.
[01:41:54] Oh no. You found my ship.
[01:41:56] Well, this isn't easy, so it has to be.
[01:41:58] Okay, so then, wait, so this is...
[01:42:02] It could have literally not been that, but nobody...
[01:42:04] Wait, it's your big ship. What the fuck? The question is, is it up or to the left?
[01:42:09] Could be either. Either or is fun.
[01:42:13] Now watch this
[01:42:19] Wait
[01:42:21] That that just means that it's the one no that's too shit. That's over. That's so free. Nope
[01:42:29] Wrong three by three dumbass
[01:42:32] That means that for a fact or is it a mine? Oh
[01:42:36] HAHAHAHA
[01:42:38] OHHHHH
[01:42:41] Wait
[01:42:42] How does he
[01:42:45] I have to go for this
[01:42:47] You have to by the way, you have to
[01:42:49] I have to go for him
[01:42:51] You had to, you had to
[01:42:53] Wait, you actually had to
[01:42:55] Oh my god, Keck walk
[01:42:56] I were you
[01:42:57] Keck walk me out of this fucking game
[01:42:59] Go
[01:43:01] Top right
[01:43:02] Super
[01:43:04] Interesting energy. Oh, I mean you both leave it as a matter. We could go legs in by the way
[01:43:10] I'll get all for you it again. Just say some time. I would go legs in for you
[01:43:16] Careful now hit my ship. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, of course, no no no
[01:43:22] That's very telling you know what?
[01:43:25] That doc give me either one or two kicks away. I mean just kill me
[01:43:29] Just fuck my ass until I cream
[01:43:32] So, is that double ship?
[01:43:33] It's a 1-2 ship.
[01:43:34] Wow, it's actually not!
[01:43:39] I mean, I lost.
[01:43:40] That's your zigzag, then!
[01:43:42] I lost.
[01:43:43] I'm about to order food.
[01:43:45] Damn ordering food.
[01:43:46] Zigzagging!
[01:43:47] I'm ordering food.
[01:43:49] I'm ordering food.
[01:43:50] I need you 1 by 1 to count, though.
[01:43:52] I need you 1 by 1.
[01:43:53] 2 by 1 to choose who you are going to be.
[01:43:58] I thought you wanted to stand there, though.
[01:43:59] Why am I doing the best 2 out of 3 on battleship?
[01:44:00] sobriety one brother what fucking my god bro I'm gonna go for it no that's bad
[01:44:09] fuck I have to go I have to because it's a good stand set up like I'm just
[01:44:18] gonna have to at this point I have no straight bullets to get a stand off of
[01:44:22] it I didn't get better anchors of course bro I'm fucking course everything that I
[01:44:27] do is just wrong. Holy fucking milk dud bro. I'm a milk dud. That's good. That's
[01:44:39] my no it's fucking not bro. The game's over. I lost GGs brothers. I lost if he's
[01:44:48] If he scans right here, it's over. It gives over
[01:44:54] Nice bit that nice bit
[01:45:01] My god that he's so close right there right here
[01:45:09] How about this how about just a fun how about this
[01:45:13] Wait, you're so crit like I like I missed it. I missed it wait
[01:45:17] So you just knew the spot wait so he chat he's no he just he just knows of course of course
[01:45:22] It's the one spot. I didn't know there. Nice brother. There's no way it's any of those
[01:45:27] What are you talking like literally it could still be the top right or it could be the bottom? No, I can't it's a can
[01:45:32] It's your big ship
[01:45:33] Okay, the big ship can be anywhere though
[01:45:36] Are you not listening?
[01:45:38] And they could have been right there as well though
[01:45:40] Wait, is he a burger I'm confused
[01:45:43] What if it wasn't what one of these is the wrong shit though, it's not
[01:45:51] Please please please
[01:45:56] Like oh my god, bro, what in the marlin
[01:46:02] What the heck oh
[01:46:04] I know what you're gonna do
[01:46:07] Watch this
[01:46:16] Stop the fucking mind bullshit
[01:46:22] What
[01:46:24] Why would you put a gun on the inside if I would have scanned it?
[01:46:27] How about a bag?
[01:46:28] What?
[01:46:29] Yeah, that's definitely a bag.
[01:46:33] I mean, bro.
[01:46:34] GG.
[01:46:35] GG.
[01:46:36] GG.
[01:46:37] GG.
[01:46:38] GG.
[01:46:39] GG.
[01:46:40] GG.
[01:46:41] GG.
[01:46:42] GG.
[01:46:43] GG.
[01:46:44] GG.
[01:46:45] GG.
[01:46:46] GG.
[01:46:47] GG.
[01:46:48] GG.
[01:46:49] GG.
[01:46:50] GG.
[01:46:51] GG.
[01:46:52] GG.
[01:46:53] because of the scan it's a free winner
[01:46:55] bro i'm not gonna lose 5050 just get out
[01:46:57] oh my god the mines i can't
[01:46:59] bro i just told you
[01:47:01] it is math making it possible
[01:47:03] for you to forget it
[01:47:05] okay just go next
[01:47:09] then i pose to a miner
[01:47:17] it's still right
[01:47:19] What happened to it?
[01:47:21] That was a zero and you put your mind in there.
[01:47:24] Bro, oh my god bro, he's cheating!
[01:47:29] Wait, what?
[01:47:30] I'm gonna tell you, I wish I was cheating.
[01:47:35] 68's going inside of you, that's one of them, 67.
[01:47:39] One more, come on, last one.
[01:47:42] This determines the winner.
[01:47:45] Okay, same map, same guys or do the map?
[01:47:47] Different map, same dudes.
[01:47:50] You might play with a full game of me classic map, and I want to play you right now. I'm not playing no more
[01:47:56] I'm not trolling. Yeah, you're ready. Give me your number
[01:47:59] waiting
[01:48:01] Go five three six seven. I get it. It's because the meme I got it. Let's go
[01:48:07] Wait, what is this map? What no I had it?
[01:48:12] It's pretty fun
[01:48:16] I got a chips my chips
[01:48:19] What's this shit?
[01:48:28] Can I look at my chat to ask if this is a good placement?
[01:48:30] Yeah, that's fine.
[01:48:31] Chad, are these good placements or no?
[01:48:32] Give me some tips.
[01:48:33] No.
[01:48:34] What's that, folks?
[01:48:35] Give me some tips.
[01:48:40] No
[01:48:46] That thoughts this is good you know
[01:48:58] You know I'm gonna try a new strike
[01:49:05] I'm trying to think here, no, it's not gonna work.
[01:49:30] What if I just do this?
[01:49:38] I like this. I like this. I like this. I
[01:49:45] Loki like this
[01:49:47] I'm ready. Okay. I'm ready. Wait. Actually. Oh my god. I should have moved
[01:49:51] I
[01:49:56] Did that you again fuck I just thought every time fuck me okay, I'm gonna put this right here
[01:50:03] All right, let's see here
[01:50:05] All right, I know what he's doing
[01:50:13] Oh, I was close
[01:50:15] I had you.
[01:50:27] I have ideas in my head that are super smart.
[01:50:31] Okay, I have to catch them on here.
[01:50:35] Please no.
[01:50:36] Please no.
[01:50:37] No!
[01:50:38] No!
[01:50:39] No!
[01:50:40] Oh, he's laughing because he shifts that thing, that's why.
[01:50:44] Oh brother.
[01:50:51] He's going to get my big shit.
[01:51:08] Reverse psychology.
[01:51:09] Wait, this is good positioning because now I can scan everywhere.
[01:51:15] Bang!
[01:51:16] Yes, give me.
[01:51:17] You got me.
[01:51:18] Oh my god.
[01:51:19] Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
[01:51:23] go.
[01:51:24] Wait, it's over for you.
[01:51:25] No.
[01:51:26] It's over for you, my sider.
[01:51:27] I'm placing mines everywhere.
[01:51:29] Uh.
[01:51:30] uh
[01:51:40] Damn it
[01:51:44] I had fucking damn it. I have a mind there though, so I'll be safe
[01:51:52] Yeah, how do you fucking figure that out bro like actually though, how do you figure that out?
[01:51:56] How do you figure out I have a zigzag off the bat like
[01:52:06] What if you hyper stacked though
[01:52:17] Zigzag
[01:52:19] No, I'm not even kidding. He's reading chat. I'm
[01:52:21] I'm not open my chat. I'm dead ass. I'm dead ass serious. This is just now like I thought playing against you be fun
[01:52:29] Wow, you became such a loser recently. What happened to you? God fucking damn. You just cheat
[01:52:35] Ron you are shit games. It's none of you to face it now. It's okay though because you can still give your chat
[01:52:40] thousands of other content
[01:52:43] Whoa, so you're just gonna read it so you're just gonna read it
[01:52:46] That's a good move, now I can tell it's not that.
[01:53:01] What if though?
[01:53:02] What the fuck is that?
[01:53:03] Please, please!
[01:53:04] Thank you Marlin!
[01:53:05] Oh my god.
[01:53:06] That's actually dog shit.
[01:53:07] Oh my god.
[01:53:08] Thank you, Marlin!
[01:53:10] Oh my god.
[01:53:11] That's actually dog shit.
[01:53:16] Okay, go ahead.
[01:53:17] Your turn.
[01:53:19] Now, there's something that ain't even fucking brain dead.
[01:53:21] Like, what are you doing all the game?
[01:53:22] I bet.
[01:53:23] Dude, stop with the mines, actually.
[01:53:24] I'm a miner.
[01:53:25] What do you want me to do?
[01:53:29] You've found my ship.
[01:53:32] Easy.
[01:53:34] Well, you're not here, man.
[01:53:35] You're not here.
[01:53:36] You're not here.
[01:53:37] This is it could it literally never gonna ever learn so you know, okay, but what about this?
[01:53:52] Don't call it a cum sack
[01:53:54] when you place a thing like that it does oh it has to be seen like this
[01:54:10] God damn it
[01:54:15] Kim
[01:54:27] Cuz I know you don't have over here wait, that's game
[01:54:40] So you read so you read I got it. Okay, so what?
[01:54:48] No chat so all of a sudden out of every game out of every game no, no, that's fucking insane luck, bro
[01:54:56] Wow, you are running. No, you're dead. I still
[01:54:58] How are you gonna start?
[01:55:11] Wait, he's actually really good. Why he's actually really good
[01:55:16] Why would I play best you out of three when I already beat you for game one bro?
[01:55:20] Cuz you fucking made the rules. That's why next game. No, sir. I'm choosing
[01:55:24] But, so this guy should have bigger games.
[01:55:28] All right, bet.
[01:55:28] Play me in.
[01:55:32] But, wait, wait, wait.
[01:55:33] You can see Asia, which I learned,
[01:55:35] another staggered is six and a half years old.
[01:55:37] Guess what?
[01:55:38] I learned that it's six and a half years old.
[01:55:39] You're nearly 30, and you're still
[01:55:40] staying in the 30, and it's crazy.
[01:55:41] You're nearly 30, you're actually 30.
[01:55:43] So, shut up.
[01:55:45] I'm ready to play GeoGuessr.
[01:55:46] Talk with me.
[01:55:47] I don't know.
[01:55:48] Since you lost, you choose your gamer.
[01:55:50] I could choose neutral, or man.
[01:55:52] That's a neutral game wait well
[01:55:56] No, when you lose you choose your own games. What I could choose whatever
[01:56:04] No, because afterwards it goes back in neutral games. No, no it goes I could choose whatever
[01:56:11] Okay, I guess right
[01:56:14] I want you a guesser, bro. Give it now
[01:56:18] I'll get the lobby going
[01:56:20] Wait, oh my god
[01:56:25] All right
[01:56:26] We're going first of how many wins you think for Geo guesser. What do you think cuz you guys are can go by quick
[01:56:32] Okay, what's your chat bank?
[01:56:37] The other side who the fuck is Boba this is not who the fuck is this?
[01:56:43] What is this?
[01:56:44] Who is this?
[01:56:46] Chad, where do I go to make a lobby?
[01:56:52] Ontario, Canada.
[01:56:54] My views are saying that you are a master cheater in this game.
[01:57:00] Master cheater?
[01:57:01] I don't eat not only.
[01:57:03] What?
[01:57:04] Okay.
[01:57:05] Well, I'm not only is worse.
[01:57:07] Okay.
[01:57:08] So I'll close my check.
[01:57:09] Bro, I cheated against Jason, the V1 game because I was trying to figure out one thing.
[01:57:12] out one thing. Cheetah wants you to always. But guess what? I beat Onay Pixel Farron Square and
[01:57:17] he got tight. So. Okay, so I just do world chat. Best of best of best of best of best of five.
[01:57:27] Yeah, your name. I got it. I did everybody. Best of five. Yeah, your name. Oh, yeah. All right.
[01:57:34] Send me that shit.
[01:57:38] Chai, you ever pick your nose, bro, and you get that good feeling?
[01:57:42] I'm dead to it. It's like a rare occurrence where you get like a community world.
[01:57:45] You get like a scab.
[01:57:46] You like it, no? World map? Official maps?
[01:57:51] Chai, world map.
[01:57:53] Bro, hurry up, bro. I'm a fucking FNCS champion. I don't got time for this shit.
[01:57:59] Oh, popular maps.
[01:58:01] Do anything to go popular.
[01:58:04] She ought to need to go popular chat.
[01:58:06] Remember that song?
[01:58:07] That's a good song.
[01:58:08] No, a valid people play a popular world.
[01:58:12] Bro, let's do multiplayer or no party.
[01:58:17] Is that good?
[01:58:17] No, I got it.
[01:58:18] Are you going to set up this is chat this?
[01:58:20] No, it's just this.
[01:58:22] I literally have it.
[01:58:22] You're going to give it or no.
[01:58:25] I got it.
[01:58:25] I got it.
[01:58:26] I'm not you.
[01:58:27] I'm not you.
[01:58:28] You didn't send me a link.
[01:58:29] Wait, you're not doing duels?
[01:58:31] I imagine, of course I need to do duels, dumbass.
[01:58:33] Don't ever call the king a dumbass.
[01:58:35] I did a community world duels.
[01:58:37] Fine. I had to make it best of five.
[01:58:39] Wait, what is a community world? What does that mean?
[01:58:41] So, if you just choose world, right, that's their thing.
[01:58:45] It's not as good as a community world.
[01:58:47] A community world is like a better made world map.
[01:58:49] Is that true, Chad or no?
[01:58:51] Is that true or no?
[01:58:53] I don't know.
[01:58:55] I don't know.
[01:58:57] is that true or no yes why so many in the games I have this is gonna join in I
[01:59:06] don't see anyone he says not playing it's a he's just typing yeah you leaked
[01:59:10] father so I'm gonna kick them just kick them and start once you kick them and
[01:59:13] start I can't take them but yo dude can you just leave the game sword please
[01:59:18] cheers brother he says I'll leave sick what a nice fucking guy W dude bro I
[01:59:25] So again quickly, I'll go you know, how do you make five years though? Just just always me. Oh, would you just be sorry? Yeah?
[01:59:30] We just restart go
[01:59:31] All right, I'm closing chat. I'm not you but only unless you'll be tough wasn't chat. Oh
[01:59:37] My god, I know where this is this is Bayou, New Jersey
[01:59:41] Now this is the ball
[01:59:45] Okay, so you said you're neutral at this so
[01:59:48] You'll be pretty decent at this
[01:59:50] I talk to me before you click that's what I usually do that right don't just click and then give me a time
[01:59:57] You know this could easily be right here
[02:00:00] This is boring nothing so I usually live here and you'll know where it's at once you know once you see it got it Spain
[02:00:11] Okay, wait we were both wrong so that was not because that was a cheat checker. That's a classic
[02:00:17] I'm just like cheat check it. Wait, how did we both just get that? Oh, I know this is it's bang on New Jersey
[02:00:26] Maybe New Jersey, I don't know
[02:00:31] Wait, I actually know exactly why I know where this is still I know I don't oh
[02:00:38] I've never before have you
[02:00:47] It's my hair.
[02:00:49] Been there before.
[02:00:50] I'm gonna make a guess.
[02:00:51] I've been there before?
[02:00:53] What?
[02:00:55] You went to Israel!
[02:00:57] And...
[02:00:59] That's what I do, bitch!
[02:01:01] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
[02:01:07] What's up?
[02:01:09] Uh...
[02:01:10] This is called Jordan, by the way.
[02:01:12] Wait.
[02:01:13] It's the Jordan strategy.
[02:01:15] Jordan's ready. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh, and God, Chad, you said you said you were neutral at this
[02:01:21] When you go to Jordan when it's actually it's always close. It's it always you kiss the wall
[02:01:30] So
[02:01:34] So
[02:01:36] You literally told me that you were neutral at this
[02:01:40] Okay, all right, let's go again. Let's go again. All right. Let's go again
[02:01:45] Close in close in close in
[02:01:47] Okay, to actually make this one though like talk before you just click it's not even 15 seconds. No
[02:01:52] Hold me talking. That's like
[02:01:55] When I played against Jason and onay at least I'd bro. You just pick within like 10 seconds. Yeah, but I am a girl
[02:02:02] I think we're doing this
[02:02:04] I'm pretty I'm like new to it. That's why okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh, we see there's a lot of herbs, right?
[02:02:09] So that's probably candid
[02:02:11] No, it's not Canada. I can tell it's not Canada because the language is not Canadian.
[02:02:17] There's a lot of clues here. There's a lot of clues.
[02:02:21] So right now I'm getting mixed signals. I'm seeing squiggly lines and letters.
[02:02:25] Actually, no, this is Dihruvi.
[02:02:27] Oh, I do see a squiggly line.
[02:02:31] Okay, just say what language is it.
[02:02:33] What language is it?
[02:02:35] I think this is...
[02:02:37] I'm going to feel it. I chose it.
[02:02:39] Oh
[02:02:45] Tell me you did us tell me you did us come here that's wait
[02:02:49] How do you know this shit? This is whether it's in Spanish
[02:02:54] With accents with all the the end. Oh
[02:02:58] My god. Oh my god. This you know this what it is. You know this is it if you don't know I mean it is no shot, right? Oh
[02:03:03] Oh my god, wait before that action you know
[02:03:11] Chad I'm making a crazy. I'm making a crazy play. Oh god. I'm doing the same play. I did last time. Oh
[02:03:16] No, I'm stuck again. Chad. Oh god. I'm gonna. I'm still on the other. I'm still on the other. How do you get out of here?
[02:03:22] Chad I'm making a crazy play get ready get your cinemas ready. I see that I lose this right when
[02:03:33] Please, please, please, what are you doing right now?
[02:03:38] No way!
[02:03:39] What are you doing?
[02:03:40] What is he doing?
[02:03:41] On my soul!
[02:03:42] I thought it was Hawaii!
[02:03:43] On my soul!
[02:03:44] On my soul!
[02:03:45] Bro, this is too quick for me.
[02:03:48] Wait, he's not a neutral.
[02:03:52] This is his game!
[02:03:54] Brother, there's a car that says Panama on top of it.
[02:03:57] It says Panama on the car.
[02:03:59] No, but I stra-
[02:04:00] Alright, go again.
[02:04:01] Alright, alright.
[02:04:02] right or best is it best first to
[02:04:05] five or five.
[02:04:06] You have to win one more first two
[02:04:09] five.
[02:04:09] You have to win one more first two
[02:04:11] five.
[02:04:12] First five.
[02:04:13] This is too quick.
[02:04:14] This is too quick.
[02:04:14] All right.
[02:04:15] All right.
[02:04:15] Okay.
[02:04:15] Grassland the sun is at the my
[02:04:20] god.
[02:04:20] He knows stress.
[02:04:21] No, no, no, no, no, no, oh God.
[02:04:23] Oh God.
[02:04:23] This is not fair.
[02:04:24] So that means that we are in the
[02:04:26] hemisphere of the chat.
[02:04:28] You can tell by the clouds chat
[02:04:30] that we're in the United States.
[02:04:31] Clear as day actually but if it's your clouds, you still have a mega get out of it yet. Yeah. Yeah, but the thing is
[02:04:37] I'll pull though the polls way what what what what what the telephone?
[02:04:45] No, they're normal I've been here before
[02:04:49] Yeah, that's what that's cherry. Oh, don't ever talk about cherry hill. Hold on
[02:04:55] It's that cherry. I can't I move anywhere
[02:04:58] You can it's glitched. No, it's glitched
[02:05:01] This shit's glitched as a fucking mug!
[02:05:06] It actually is glitched, hold on.
[02:05:08] Well, you're not wrong, it is fucking bugged out.
[02:05:13] Okay, brother, where the fuck am I?
[02:05:17] Oh, oh, oh!
[02:05:19] Oh yeah, you're done, you're actually done.
[02:05:20] The game's bugged, but I know where I am.
[02:05:22] So chat, I've been here before.
[02:05:23] Well, I had to go, I live here.
[02:05:24] No, I've been here this exact spot chat, it's literally right here.
[02:05:27] I've been here this exact slot.
[02:05:32] Oh my god, I actually have no idea.
[02:05:37] I actually have no idea.
[02:05:39] This is so stupid.
[02:05:40] What the fuck is he doing?
[02:05:42] This is so stupid.
[02:05:43] Your character can move.
[02:05:44] I can't move.
[02:05:45] I can't move.
[02:05:46] What the fuck are you doing?
[02:05:47] I can't move.
[02:05:48] I can't move.
[02:05:49] I can't move.
[02:05:50] What made you can't move?
[02:05:51] It won't let me.
[02:05:52] The sun is at the...
[02:05:54] What the fuck?
[02:05:56] that that means that we are at the at least we're on the 14th parallel
[02:06:06] yep yep yep
[02:06:13] is it south or north?
[02:06:16] Or are we south or are we north?
[02:06:26] Fashioned already
[02:06:34] That means that we're...
[02:06:36] What the fuck am I?
[02:06:38] I'm gonna get out of this
[02:06:40] I'm gonna be honest with you, I think this is just where you are.
[02:06:51] Wait.
[02:06:52] Wait, what?
[02:06:53] I'm so...
[02:06:55] Africa?
[02:06:56] I thought it was, bro.
[02:07:01] Because yesterday Africa, the clouds looked like that.
[02:07:04] On my...
[02:07:05] Okay, hold on.
[02:07:06] We need to do a quick restart.
[02:07:07] You know what it is?
[02:07:08] Neutral game and I'm playing community map. Why am I doing that? Can we play what I do?
[02:07:13] Okay, yeah, a community
[02:07:16] Official world map. Thank you. Yes first to three now. We can also do all that is running up too fast
[02:07:21] So the points are going to up too fast because you're having bad one. It's gonna turn your multiplier. You can turn that off. I think
[02:07:26] Yeah, you can turn off multiplier if you want
[02:07:29] Or you can make timer after guess what I'm gonna be after like round through something like that
[02:07:33] like
[02:07:35] Clouds are you retarded. Don't talk to me like I'm a fucking idiot. Respect me chat and respect will be given back.
[02:07:47] Yeah, the headache is when the multis doesn't start until like, like, like, third round and like, like, this is way too much.
[02:07:52] People actually take me for an idiot, bro. Watch and learn.
[02:07:56] I'm not even kidding. This is so sad. Oh my god.
[02:08:00] Oh, oh. Mutual multiblet increments.
[02:08:03] It's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
[02:08:05] Count me out, chat.
[02:08:06] Whoever, a month, run a prediction,
[02:08:07] whoever's counting the in, bet on me.
[02:08:10] Okay, we have three maps, but no multiply,
[02:08:12] and then it starts, okay?
[02:08:13] All right, easy, go, start me.
[02:08:17] Now, watch the difference.
[02:08:18] Watch the difference, I did too.
[02:08:20] Watch the difference, watch the difference.
[02:08:21] Oh my God, oh you're done, you're done, you're done.
[02:08:23] You're done, you're actually done.
[02:08:25] Oh my God, you're actually done.
[02:08:29] I know it exists.
[02:08:33] I
[02:08:39] Actional fuck with me chat fuck with me fuck with me fuck with me
[02:08:44] It's uh, it's
[02:08:48] No shot you're way off
[02:08:51] East Coast
[02:08:53] Wait Dallas, you know what that was my first gas
[02:08:56] I'm Dallas!
[02:08:58] Brother has a lot of Spanish right and it's clearly in the south of the United States like oh my god
[02:09:04] I can't you're so fucking bad this game. It's just sad. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, shut up
[02:09:13] Okay, I know where this is at
[02:09:18] There's a son at yeah son son wait I
[02:09:24] I can't move, I can't see it.
[02:09:26] I think this is, Chad, I think this is right here, but I don't know, it's not the main
[02:09:32] city.
[02:09:35] It's south of that city, it's south of that city, yeah, probably.
[02:09:38] I would guess south of it, definitely.
[02:09:41] It's more south of that city than the other.
[02:09:43] Yeah, I think it's like here.
[02:09:46] Wow.
[02:09:47] Wow, it's closer.
[02:09:49] That's Milan!
[02:09:50] I should have known it was Milan.
[02:09:51] Really?
[02:09:52] I thought it was France.
[02:09:53] Yeah, I thought it was South France like how now what are we supposed to do with this?
[02:10:03] You need a moment. I can't move it doesn't let me oh
[02:10:08] That's a road making it the cement is from uh, oh
[02:10:13] I know this is from
[02:10:15] It's from Bale, New Jersey and that's what I was going to think as well, by the way,
[02:10:29] this is actually easy if you know what you're doing.
[02:10:31] So no troll, I think this is the United States.
[02:10:37] I really do.
[02:10:39] Got it.
[02:10:43] Get the soil and really get a feel for the soil.
[02:10:46] I rub it with your hands.
[02:10:49] Not bad.
[02:10:51] Wait, we were both in here, don't you?
[02:10:52] Wait, where is that?
[02:10:54] What the fuck is, what even is that on the map?
[02:10:56] What the fuck is that?
[02:10:58] No, this is the part of Canada that nobody knows about this.
[02:11:01] Nobody knows the Canada that you know
[02:11:02] the word is out of the, nice train.
[02:11:04] Oh my God, it's Asian, something Asian.
[02:11:08] That's, I know what Asian this is too.
[02:11:11] Yeah.
[02:11:12] I mean you're off. I can't it's no the mainland China China it's China shut up
[02:11:23] Wait what buying it minus was at once dog shit next
[02:11:29] What how am I still do the dude?
[02:11:32] This is gonna be a what is gonna be a one-rounder one round wins it
[02:11:36] Where the fuck am I?
[02:11:38] I don't think I'm that way. I'll tell talk to me before I don't make it don't make it cheese. Okay. Well, dude
[02:11:45] No, it's your jump button work. I can't it's like going so fucking glitchy
[02:11:51] Wait, what do you mean? Oh the jump jump thing?
[02:11:54] So wherever country you're in it's more up north right? There's more vegetation right? There's less sun, right?
[02:12:00] Time
[02:12:06] Hold on there's garbage it does garbage somewhere brother
[02:12:13] Run you know exactly oh, and you get the fucking
[02:12:18] And then you do it to me no way though. No way actually had no fucking way. Oh my
[02:12:26] My god, how's he so good? How like?
[02:12:30] How am I going to explain it?
[02:12:32] How do you name one one though?
[02:12:34] The game started with a fucking Mexico flag in the middle of it.
[02:12:38] I don't know flags.
[02:12:41] I don't know flags.
[02:12:43] The only flag I know is China, bro, in the United States.
[02:12:47] And somehow I know Israel's because they spam it in my cat.
[02:12:50] How many stars on the United States lights?
[02:12:52] 49.
[02:12:54] Wait, what?
[02:12:56] Let's play
[02:13:00] The port of it
[02:13:04] How about you give me your citizenship and I don't give you money
[02:13:08] I'm not even able to
[02:13:09] And you just deport you nowhere
[02:13:10] Oh wow look at that
[02:13:11] Why is there shit everywhere?
[02:13:12] Oh my god, yeah
[02:13:13] What is this?
[02:13:14] What is in the sky?
[02:13:15] Is this ants?
[02:13:16] Like what is this?
[02:13:17] Oh my god, butterflies
[02:13:18] It's so nice
[02:13:19] Fuck the butterflies
[02:13:20] I don't give a fuck
[02:13:21] It's a locust swarm
[02:13:23] Why is there shit all on my screen?
[02:13:25] screen get these fucking butterflies out of here man wait wait wait that makes me really uneasy actually that's that's insane
[02:13:32] Why is there so many?
[02:13:37] Israel building wait this is Jeffrey Epstein's house what literally this is his house this is not whoa
[02:13:45] What's going on what is going on right here the Sun is at the oh my god
[02:13:55] I think you might you might actually win in in one prompt.
[02:14:06] I don't see it.
[02:14:07] I have to try it.
[02:14:08] Wow, you actually win that.
[02:14:09] My God.
[02:14:10] You know what?
[02:14:11] The sun was so close to middle.
[02:14:12] I thought it was the Inquador.
[02:14:13] Now let me not sell.
[02:14:14] Let me not sell.
[02:14:15] Oh my God.
[02:14:16] Oh my God.
[02:14:17] Oh my God.
[02:14:18] I'm going to vanish.
[02:14:19] Oh my God.
[02:14:20] Oh my God.
[02:14:21] Oh my God.
[02:14:22] Oh my God.
[02:14:23] Home court advantage.
[02:14:32] That would be...
[02:14:34] Probably here.
[02:14:36] Wait.
[02:14:38] Fuck!
[02:14:39] Not any player need to lie.
[02:14:41] It did look like that.
[02:14:42] Oh, you know home court advantage!
[02:14:44] Finally, I got some luck on my side.
[02:14:46] I want me home court advantage.
[02:14:47] It's not India. It's the mess.
[02:14:48] Shut your mouth.
[02:14:50] Fucking moron.
[02:14:51] wait this is Bay of New Jersey wait hold on I notice that okay well it's not
[02:14:58] Florida wait wait I know this is that this is um oh now I'm thrown off but can
[02:15:06] you wait one second let's talk okay okay so you know the colors are weird and
[02:15:11] you know it's a place that has fuck Ron fuck you your shit this game it's trash
[02:15:18] Oh my god, I got it wrong
[02:15:24] You get more points for this actually wait, what is that New Zealand? New Zealand? Yeah, it's no on this face
[02:15:30] It is it NZD New Zealand dollar. I know what I didn't know what New Zealand is on the map. I rush it. Oh
[02:15:37] Okay, so we're obviously United States, but where?
[02:15:42] Wow, I live there. I have a house on this street. Oh my god. I just said it. Oh
[02:15:46] Oh my god, he's lying to me.
[02:15:49] He's lying to me.
[02:15:50] It's not California.
[02:15:51] It's not.
[02:15:52] I'm going for the easy one.
[02:15:53] I'm going to Seattle.
[02:15:54] He lost.
[02:15:55] Wait, he has a house there?
[02:15:56] How is that fucking?
[02:15:57] Wait, I just lost him one round.
[02:15:58] That makes no sense.
[02:15:59] That actually makes no sense.
[02:16:00] That actually makes no sense.
[02:16:01] I just won three rounds and he won and won.
[02:16:02] Yo.
[02:16:03] And he has a house.
[02:16:04] How are you so bad at this?
[02:16:05] Explain how you're so bad at this.
[02:16:06] and he won in one, yo, and he has a house.
[02:16:10] How are you so bad at this, explain how you're so bad at this?
[02:16:17] All right, one more.
[02:16:18] I could have been more precise with it,
[02:16:19] but what I decided to do,
[02:16:20] I actually decided to just click on the main map,
[02:16:22] but I didn't even zoom in on the map, I just clicked it.
[02:16:25] It's a score, it's a score right now for the new shit.
[02:16:27] It's not 5-0, it's like, I think it's either two,
[02:16:31] I don't know what it is.
[02:16:33] It's like 5-0 in both the main games
[02:16:34] and his particular game.
[02:16:36] Oh my god, no, it's that um
[02:16:39] Chad this is bullshit only because this is not a neutral game. We agree. Oh, no, I'm not a kidding
[02:16:44] Baby, raise me all you want fuck this shit. This is the almost alert
[02:16:53] I'm not pulling I
[02:16:59] Not nice to be close
[02:17:01] Yeah, you can get a tell by the by the dubbings it was in Moscow and I still trolled it oh
[02:17:12] My god
[02:17:15] With a watch you're born there
[02:17:17] Whoa
[02:17:19] You don't do that, you don't do that.
[02:17:25] What?
[02:17:26] It's more of a, it's more of a Manchester, it's more of a Manchester, I'm having it.
[02:17:30] Oh my god, it's eating my ass until I cum chat.
[02:17:33] This is over, bro.
[02:17:34] It was more not for real.
[02:17:35] Oh my god, how does he just do it, bro?
[02:17:37] Wait, you went London?
[02:17:39] No, I went Birmingham.
[02:17:40] Oh, Birmingham, it was a good guess.
[02:17:44] Oh, I'll always forget what this is at.
[02:17:49] oh my god I was I was forget what this is it I was I'm so mad at this oh my god
[02:17:59] please please please I always forget I suck at this
[02:18:06] I think it's like it's more right side it's more it's more a Myanmar like like what like
[02:18:20] fuck oh man why why are you always in the middle because it's just a safe route I don't
[02:18:25] know where I am okay what about here but yeah look it's a lot of stores and shit last mass
[02:18:33] I don't know what the fuck, I don't know what language this is.
[02:18:37] Wildwood, New Jersey.
[02:18:39] I know that spot.
[02:18:42] Oh, what is that?
[02:18:45] Dorado?
[02:18:48] Wait, Dorado?
[02:18:52] Nah, Chad, I know this one.
[02:18:55] Trust me.
[02:18:56] I think I know this one.
[02:18:57] Nah, I think I know this one.
[02:18:58] It's Venezuela.
[02:18:59] I
[02:19:05] Don't know
[02:19:09] How was that San Diego like kill me brother, there's no indication of San Diego
[02:19:17] Oh, I know is that
[02:19:21] Good Chad don't be weird bro one God that we were
[02:19:23] I
[02:19:26] Mean check on people. It was me because I saw one thing and I instantly had an answer
[02:19:32] Osaka probably
[02:19:37] Osaka no way I fucked up. I chose the wrong thing. Oh, yeah, I thought it was South Korea
[02:19:45] I give up. I give up. I'm bad. I'm bad. I'm bad. I give up. I lost. I bro. This is not a neutral South Korea
[02:19:50] It's not a neutral game any way Chad. I don't give a fuck. I mean call it whatever you want. It's a stinky cheese, bro
[02:19:55] This is just cheese. This is dead ass cheese. That was nice
[02:19:59] Another meaning
[02:20:05] Okay, but Ron, please okay, I see yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. I got
[02:20:10] Son is in the north. It means you're in the south. Don't fucking son me. Don't son me
[02:20:20] If the Sun is up North you're in the South if you're if your son is up South you're in the North
[02:20:27] Sourx
[02:20:28] Ted does he think I'm fucking dumb
[02:20:32] What I missed up bro, I'm gonna be honest with you fairs whatever we want you want fair and square
[02:20:40] But you could not tell me that that is not stinky fucking cheese
[02:20:44] Because I'm gonna be honest with you. I told you my skill level
[02:20:47] You said you were me shit. You said you were me you said I'm a six. Yes, that's me
[02:20:56] That's mid
[02:21:02] Fucking stinky fucking cheese man. It's got a minus six in that game. I'm more like I'm more like a four
[02:21:08] No, you're you're pretty good
[02:21:10] pretty good
[02:21:11] All right chat what game or how do we do this?
[02:21:14] Do we do 1v1 on a real map or do we do 1v1 on like Matt workshop shit?
[02:21:22] Yeah, it's up to you a
[02:21:28] Real map got it
[02:21:30] All right, well send me someone send me the
[02:21:34] command to put in
[02:21:35] All right, we're gonna play
[02:21:38] practice
[02:21:39] Wingman and then we can play actually
[02:21:42] Yeah, we'll do wingman and then
[02:21:47] We could do nuke inferno or overpass is it are we doing just first to one or what?
[02:21:52] Why would it wait man?
[02:21:54] Yeah, well, it's just makes it so there's only one site so you don't have to run around I
[02:21:58] Think right now. I thought we're just doing it when you on that now. I want to make it more fun
[02:22:02] That's what's fun. Okay. Let's do a but it's let me touch you the what map you want to have a map chat
[02:22:07] I will map inferno nuke vertigo overpass sank sank thumb or Poseidon
[02:22:15] Actually nuke is low key the best. Let's do nuke. Is there a command that I gotta put in or is this just
[02:22:23] All right
[02:22:25] Go I choose nuke really yeah, well anyway, this is a warm-up right as warm up
[02:22:30] All right, let's just check out what it is. So I think it's is it both sites or is it just one?
[02:22:35] hold on
[02:22:37] It only besides what is oh easy, okay bet
[02:22:48] Don't ever close the Kareemba double rows the Kareemba sapphire
[02:22:54] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
[02:22:56] Rack they were five gifted
[02:22:58] Are you buying cases?
[02:23:00] I'm able to imagine me. I don't I don't I don't need to look into this wait dog shit. Are you stupid?
[02:23:05] Are you actually stupid come on bro come on bro come on bro
[02:23:15] I'm not moving bitch come on bro
[02:23:18] I'm giving you false hope come on
[02:23:20] I'm giving you false hope come on
[02:23:24] Dude wait so now we're using cheats got it
[02:23:30] Alright so now he's talking to Amy
[02:23:32] Got it no no no Ted I got it I got it I actually
[02:23:35] Is he trying to beat me without any monitor on?
[02:23:37] Is that what he's trying to do?
[02:23:38] Is there a pointer?
[02:23:39] Wait, you have a monitor on?
[02:23:40] No, I don't even have my monitor on.
[02:23:43] I'm playing with straight peers.
[02:23:48] Get the fuck out of here.
[02:23:49] Yikes. Yikes. Yikes.
[02:23:50] Oh, it's a shit-ass dragon lore.
[02:23:55] Do you know that this dragon, by the way, is the other perfecter?
[02:23:59] You know that?
[02:24:01] Did you know that Stewie 2K stole your AK?
[02:24:05] Hahaha get back to me. It doesn't matter. It's used. It's used. It doesn't matter. Yes. Nothing. That's like buying a dead stop shoe
[02:24:12] But it's used bro use that's just used by back use actually used
[02:24:22] Wait, I just realized this is gonna be a slice of cake. All right, do you want to do one map or two maps?
[02:24:27] What is more fair like best out of three? I mean, I mean, I mean, I think I think it's chat
[02:24:32] How many rounds, how many rounds, how many rounds, how many rounds, how many rounds, how many rounds.
[02:24:34] I lock in, lock in!
[02:24:36] Just...
[02:24:37] I could do best 2 out of 3, because I think there's...
[02:24:40] You ready?
[02:24:41] This is a free fire, though.
[02:24:42] It's what, how many maps?
[02:24:43] First 8s?
[02:24:47] Oh, this is a good strat by me.
[02:24:51] And the reason this is a good strat is because I've...
[02:24:56] There it is.
[02:24:57] Oh, man.
[02:24:58] That's actually fucking brain dead.
[02:24:59] There it is.
[02:25:00] Why can't I see anything in the window?
[02:25:01] is there it is there it is listen brother next up you'll get CT first how
[02:25:07] it works even or you guys got to remember that I'm a gay murr okay I'm
[02:25:16] not a fucking like not no sissy boy I'm not none of that bullshit like I'm a
[02:25:21] real fucking player I'm loud wait do you have a matter daddy what is that
[02:25:30] was what what's the matter daddy nothing much how about you wait do you have a
[02:25:38] do you know how to spell attic or no what's attic you know how to spell it or
[02:25:44] no no
[02:25:49] fuck out of me yo I know yo yo you're a crap bitch that's weak cuz I can't see
[02:25:54] anything on that window like I can't see a fucking thing here shut your ass up
[02:25:57] Yeah, how's do that? How's doing it? Bro? This is why we fucking CS
[02:26:06] You gotta realize right you're better than me maybe at like some games, but you're not better than me at like this game
[02:26:11] It's a bullshit. Oh, this game is the greatest fucking
[02:26:16] Wow, yo, how does that not wow wow and I'm gonna take this AK just like stilly did it wasn't that one dude shut up
[02:26:23] Bro shut up actually shut up when the king is talking
[02:26:25] look at me bro I gave you another fucking chance
[02:26:29] by making it a wingman map bro I could have done a 1v1 and just rolled you
[02:26:34] but I chose not to
[02:26:38] I wanted to give you a
[02:26:41] reality check bro
[02:26:45] we're done with the 90s
[02:26:49] come on bro we're done with them
[02:26:53] We're done with them! We're actually done with the 90s!
[02:26:57] This map is so shit.
[02:26:58] Okay, well you can choose the second map and you can choose what side you want.
[02:27:00] Just like I did. That's how fairs is. That's fairs. That's actually fairs.
[02:27:05] Joe, what the fuck is this map?
[02:27:07] Oh, it's a wingman map, dude.
[02:27:14] Wait, what?
[02:27:23] Let me just let me just shoot everywhere
[02:27:38] Wait through the fucking flash bang
[02:27:42] You I mean I could be hit like he flashed me. I was way past it. You're a P90 player, bro. It's not fun. It's actually not fun
[02:27:47] I was in rifle range, what is he doing?
[02:27:54] Shut the fuck up!
[02:28:05] Shut up!
[02:28:07] Shut the fuck up!
[02:28:09] You're slapping, got it.
[02:28:11] How do you have XUC's camera in the same time?
[02:28:14] WTEC?
[02:28:15] Fucking god brah in game. I'm not actually somebody else has to fucking diggers. Just ran because you can't do it yourself
[02:28:20] We got it. I don't actually think I'm a god. I just say that out of this pure excitement
[02:28:31] Okay, well the first time is entire time you Molly a place I might look like a really really
[02:28:45] Dude, I saw you run away.
[02:28:51] I saw you run, bruh.
[02:28:56] Holy, actually good strat I'm at right now.
[02:28:59] This is actually good strat.
[02:29:04] Impossible.
[02:29:05] This is impossible to lose right here.
[02:29:07] Truly impossible.
[02:29:08] Wait.
[02:29:09] Wait, what?
[02:29:16] He's not here.
[02:29:21] He's not here.
[02:29:27] Oh, oh, oh.
[02:29:33] Beep, beep, beep.
[02:29:36] Wait, I didn't see you.
[02:29:38] Yeah, wait.
[02:29:41] Oh, my God.
[02:29:45] Oh, my God.
[02:29:46] Like, wait, what is he doing?
[02:29:47] I'm confused.
[02:29:48] I'm actually confused.
[02:29:50] It's a little, like, I'm genuinely, like, a little bit confused.
[02:29:53] Why are you trying to do this scary thing?
[02:29:55] Oh, I'm still confused.
[02:29:56] But you didn't plant the bomb, huh?
[02:29:57] Well, because I let you plant the bomb.
[02:29:59] That's the exact reason.
[02:30:00] I could just sit there and wait.
[02:30:01] That's cat.
[02:30:02] That's cat.
[02:30:03] Shut up.
[02:30:04] I
[02:30:20] Mean brother like you do you do the hidey spots and shit
[02:30:25] Just playing the game
[02:30:27] Bullshit hidey-say they talk about my they talk about my rundowns. Listen, bro
[02:30:31] You have the you have CT now now. I gotta plant the bomb so you got this lock in
[02:30:36] You can come back
[02:30:38] Chad is it first to eight or first to nine
[02:30:44] Damn this game just said I'm simple bro, they think I'm simple
[02:30:57] All right guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys all right all right and there we go
[02:31:05] Hey, check man. We can only play one of a game one of the game any
[02:31:10] mean, bro, I mean the game is over
[02:31:14] Say my name say my name
[02:31:18] So since I know you're panicking right now you're gonna be rushing with a gun. No, I hear you easy
[02:31:23] easy clocks
[02:31:27] Oh
[02:31:47] My god, are you actually just give me a fucking heart attack? Oh my god, I just fucking pumped you
[02:31:55] No troll that actually scared me
[02:31:57] I said now I know he's an AK.
[02:31:59] You don't fucking pump.
[02:32:01] Chad, but who's the better shot?
[02:32:03] Ready? Who's got a better shot?
[02:32:04] Let me watch this.
[02:32:15] No way. How much? How much? How much is he?
[02:32:17] How much is he?
[02:32:19] Cap, I hit you.
[02:32:21] I have a point three. I have a point three. I'm not gonna kill you.
[02:32:23] It's like poker. I'm not gonna show you my hand after I win.
[02:32:25] Jack fuck fuck
[02:32:29] Actually, how you when you're losing to forget Winston shut your bitch ass up watch this decoy. I'm about to throw at you
[02:32:34] You're not gonna know what's coming
[02:32:37] Chattie's actually not gonna know it's coming ready watch
[02:32:51] This is going moves it's kind of weird
[02:32:55] Where is he bro?
[02:33:02] Yo, yo, yo, check where is he, check where is he though, where is he?
[02:33:13] I was staring at you this whole time, I was staring, I was staring at you the whole time
[02:33:20] bro.
[02:33:21] I'm gonna look at the one spot the whole time.
[02:33:24] Guys, where is he?
[02:33:25] Cuz I saw him.
[02:33:26] He's good, dumbass.
[02:33:27] So you just show us that spot the whole round then.
[02:33:29] What are you talking about?
[02:33:30] All right, exit the main menu, bro.
[02:33:31] I gotta change the map.
[02:33:32] All right, what map you want now?
[02:33:33] You get to choose.
[02:33:35] Oh, yeah.
[02:33:36] Here, draw my game.
[02:33:37] Draw my game.
[02:33:39] In front of-
[02:33:39] I'm looking about to throw this like a map.
[02:33:41] Just let it faster.
[02:33:42] Low key.
[02:33:43] Cuz that shit, the way he mentions it's trash.
[02:33:45] Okay, we could play normal map if you want.
[02:33:47] I mean, don't be such a sissy boy.
[02:33:49] Hey, you want CT or T side first?
[02:33:50] What do you want?
[02:33:51] Oh, that's the day
[02:33:55] Here it is shot. I'm about to win get your eye with serious men. It's easy now now win and the only game you can play
[02:34:01] Where's my knife? I can't play without my knife. Hell. No, this is ugly
[02:34:05] Wait a minute
[02:34:08] Right they messed up my tree powder too. No, sir that oh there we go. No, we're good
[02:34:12] So he's gonna buy it off receive your what so he's gonna buy it up every round got it
[02:34:23] Got it now. I'm not I'm ruining your way where my skin that though now. I'm ruining your
[02:34:28] world now I'm ruining your warm up I don't know what the skin that though now I'm actually
[02:34:34] ruining your warm up I don't care call me weird call me weird
[02:34:35] How many bullets do you think this is so stupid?
[02:34:45] Wait.
[02:34:46] What was up with the guns?
[02:34:49] Apt.
[02:34:50] Y'all, where are you?
[02:34:52] Oh, man.
[02:34:53] I can't.
[02:34:54] Oh.
[02:34:55] Laughs in face.
[02:34:56] How about you do the command and then fucking ends the stupid level I'm up at?
[02:35:04] My XP bar is low.
[02:35:14] Oh shit.
[02:35:17] Oh man, both tapping and mid-arranged, I can't.
[02:35:21] How about you shut up, bro, and watch a master at work?
[02:35:24] This map is all about hearing, bro.
[02:35:26] You're gonna fucking lose.
[02:35:31] Oh shit.
[02:35:32] So you're cheating. Okay.
[02:35:35] Shut up.
[02:35:35] You told me to listen.
[02:35:36] Shut up.
[02:35:36] You told me to listen, so I listened.
[02:35:37] I listened for some fucking dumbass.
[02:35:39] Actually chicken in the apartments.
[02:35:40] Oh yeah? Watch this.
[02:35:42] Kabooya.
[02:35:44] Oh my God, your ass.
[02:35:46] Hold on, wait.
[02:35:46] You're pre-flying.
[02:35:47] You're pre-flying.
[02:35:48] Oh my God, your ass.
[02:35:50] Oh my God.
[02:35:51] Wait, hold on.
[02:35:52] One more for the road.
[02:35:52] Why not?
[02:35:53] What?
[02:35:54] Actually cheating.
[02:35:55] Leave the game, Lobby.
[02:35:55] Leave my lobby.
[02:35:56] All right, all right, all right, all right.
[02:35:57] Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.
[02:36:00] Chat, I know it's gonna be loud, but just shut up.
[02:36:01] Let me lock in.
[02:36:11] Come on, let's go.
[02:36:17] Whistling.
[02:36:20] Whistling.
[02:36:21] I
[02:36:31] Still round is a very important round
[02:36:42] Question is where are you as you
[02:37:21] No way!
[02:37:23] La-ba-ba! La-ba-ba!
[02:37:25] Only noobs use P2000s!
[02:37:27] La-ba-ba!
[02:37:29] Fuck your shit, you're trash!
[02:37:31] Only noobs, this is facts!
[02:37:33] Everyone knows this. Only noobs use P2000s.
[02:37:35] Okay. This is actually the opposite.
[02:37:37] The actual better play is usually good.
[02:37:39] Also, I took a giant travel cook with down your total fucking bitch. Open wide!
[02:37:45] Open wide!
[02:37:47] Okay bro, so you're e-harassing me. Got it.
[02:37:49] got it
[02:37:50] that's why i'm gonna fuck down it next
[02:37:52] oh so he's here asking me to chat got it
[02:37:56] come on let's go quick stitch
[02:38:12] god this guy plays like such a fucking cornball
[02:38:14] Those is fucking you the mess
[02:38:27] No way I'm a diggle bro, so I shot twice that's one in the head and oh wait hold on another one
[02:38:34] They have double headshot. Fuck you. It's cc sided, bro. I'm not worried, bro. This is so cc-cided
[02:38:39] This is I mean everyone knows that this is such a shot a map. There's such a cc-cided map
[02:38:44] Knucklehead
[02:38:53] Watch your face. I mean, why would you flag place mommy cuz I went through it dumbass?
[02:39:01] Wow, wow, why fucking aim. It's called a aim. Oh, I actually hit you
[02:39:14] I
[02:39:24] Fucked up I threw flash by accident
[02:39:34] Wait, this is you play on the cornball and then you can't the spawn as a cheese side
[02:39:40] That's actually sad
[02:39:42] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[02:39:44] Genuinely sad
[02:39:49] Now tell me it's not sad when you call me out, and you're using the worst
[02:40:00] I live in a hedgehog that guy's a cornball now. I'm going another site fuck this
[02:40:12] Oh my god, I'm different. Oh my god. I'm different. Oh my god. I'm just different. I'm just different
[02:40:27] I didn't see it. I didn't see it. I should have been a hatch on the way. I'm not. I'm not.
[02:40:34] What was it? What was it? But it fucking wasn't. Okay. Now, now it's like a bitch-ass.
[02:40:39] fucking difficult again
[02:40:45] You're so crazy, you're just gonna see her rockers. Oh, so you're gonna rock a shotgun
[02:40:50] So you're gonna fuck that body got it you're fucking weird. I'm like a fucking brute
[02:40:57] So he's so they get the straight chat now say get get
[02:41:06] Why am I so bad bro gently
[02:41:09] I
[02:41:30] Know
[02:41:32] Wait chat, where? Wait chat, where?
[02:41:34] Wait chat, where?
[02:41:36] We're gonna slow push apartments again.
[02:41:38] Yay!
[02:41:40] Don't be mad at the player, be mad at the game.
[02:41:42] Oh lame.
[02:41:44] Only?
[02:41:46] One.
[02:41:51] One day chat, I'm gonna be good at something in life.
[02:42:32] Oh
[02:42:34] Are you dead ass?
[02:42:36] Are you actually dead ass?
[02:42:38] A fucking AWP!
[02:42:40] You should be ashamed of yourself
[02:42:42] I just play the game man
[02:42:44] I don't know
[02:42:46] I log into the game and play the game
[02:42:48] I buy guns
[02:42:50] Bro you don't play the game
[02:42:52] You don't buy skins
[02:42:54] Shut up
[02:42:56] Shut up
[02:42:58] Whoa whoa whoa cheating
[02:43:00] You can't distract me. You can't distract me. You can't distract me. You can't distract me. That doesn't count
[02:43:05] We start we start we start we start we start we start we start we start we start we start the airplane
[02:43:11] My god, he's I mean bro Chad. I don't know what I'm gonna do. He's just cheating. It's whatever I
[02:43:21] Heard you I'm dead. I have no fucking done right you actually bought
[02:43:30] I'm dead.
[02:43:40] Oh my god.
[02:43:55] Oh my god.
[02:43:57] Oh my god.
[02:43:59] This is your game.
[02:44:01] This is your game and you're cheesing.
[02:44:03] It says you.
[02:44:05] It actually says you.
[02:44:07] You were good at that.
[02:44:09] Wait a minute.
[02:44:11] Wait a minute.
[02:44:13] Look at this cheese.
[02:44:15] Look at this stinky cheese.
[02:44:17] Oh
[02:44:23] When
[02:44:35] Bro you were good at geometry or geography
[02:44:37] Geo guess or whatever bro, you knew that shit and you you low key hustled me
[02:44:41] I'll give it to you, bro. You hustled me debunked in real life. Well, how?
[02:44:43] I said six. No, but I mean, I'm honest with you. I said I was a six. No, no, bro
[02:44:49] I'm not even a six on my game. And that was that was a very disturbing one. I did you you're more like a seven
[02:44:57] I'm not kidding, bro. You're pretty good at that game
[02:44:59] Flashbang!
[02:45:29] No
[02:45:31] Wait
[02:45:34] What is he doing man the way you play this is so boring insane wait the way I play is smart, bro
[02:45:40] Fucking get the shit out of here, man. Holy fuck. Where's your dead body, bro?
[02:45:46] So you don't even have the balls to go in teabagging because we're supposed to get up losing it plays is crazy
[02:45:50] Easy.
[02:45:51] Sorry.
[02:45:52] What's up?
[02:45:53] What are you doing here?
[02:45:54] What?
[02:45:55] What?
[02:45:56] What are you doing here?
[02:45:57] Well, I mean, you didn't get any digital in it.
[02:46:00] You're on a terrorist whim.
[02:46:02] What?
[02:46:03] We knew this was one.
[02:46:04] This is my domain, yo.
[02:46:05] Alex, it is your domain, but I think we're pretty respectful of it.
[02:46:10] Are we not?
[02:46:11] Yeah, fine.
[02:46:12] I'm just kidding.
[02:46:13] Alex, pick me up at the airport.
[02:46:14] I'm going to pause.
[02:46:15] I'm going to pause.
[02:46:16] I'm going to pause.
[02:46:17] I'm going to pause.
[02:46:18] I don't need a pause.
[02:46:20] I don't need a pause.
[02:46:21] I need to wait.
[02:46:23] Wait, wait, wait.
[02:46:24] Alright, let's see the next game.
[02:46:26] Um, CS is dog shit, and if you're good at it, it means that you're better than the other game that you play.
[02:46:32] Most CS players are going to play any other game than CS.
[02:46:34] Next, applies to you.
[02:46:35] 49 CS, that's it.
[02:46:36] Next game.
[02:46:37] Rock and make it.
[02:46:39] Oh, brother.
[02:46:40] Alright, fine.
[02:46:41] I did.
[02:46:43] Just playing some video games.
[02:46:47] What is the GTA 6 coming out?
[02:46:53] GTA 6 is coming out in, what did they say in November?
[02:47:00] Do you want to stream that?
[02:47:02] Yeah, I'll stream that when it comes out, yeah, it'll be a lot of fun.
[02:47:04] Yes dad, that's when his career is going to get revived.
[02:47:08] Because right now I'm about to kill it.
[02:47:11] Ha!
[02:47:12] He's a jester.
[02:47:13] What?
[02:47:14] What's that?
[02:47:15] What's that?
[02:47:16] No
[02:47:20] Anything I should know about
[02:47:22] No, I just don't gonna you kiss him. Are you going to UK? Yeah Wednesday? I'm driving to the airport. I know Chad
[02:47:29] What's going on? Why are you? Yeah?
[02:47:31] Yeah, I
[02:47:33] Can't I gotta be careful, right?
[02:47:36] Why are people not not singing exact locations? Yeah, no addresses. It's not that hard if you really think about it
[02:47:41] It's not that hard. It really is not it's not
[02:47:43] You're getting pressed right now.
[02:47:45] Not crazy.
[02:47:49] Okay.
[02:47:52] Jack, Jack, out of all the times that my dad spoke,
[02:47:55] let's be honest, 10% of the words that he says are leaks.
[02:47:59] Plot out.
[02:48:01] Say it.
[02:48:03] Come on.
[02:48:05] That's true.
[02:48:06] Hi dad.
[02:48:07] What's up, man?
[02:48:08] You okay?
[02:48:09] Yeah, I'm good, good.
[02:48:09] That's not true.
[02:48:11] Yeah, give me your thing.
[02:48:12] added bro can you hear me you can't even hear me what's it run give me give me
[02:48:19] here give me your your your steam I have you added bro oh yeah so I'm doing
[02:48:28] a thing with your dad I said hi bro Ron said hello to her
[02:48:34] he doesn't give a fuck about you he's taking my clarin check it off huh why
[02:48:42] play. Let's play bro.
[02:48:47] What are you at?
[02:48:49] I don't have you. You're not famous.
[02:48:52] Shut up.
[02:48:54] If I go on steam, I'm going to get spammed.
[02:48:57] Nobody's going to send me shit, buddy.
[02:48:59] The thing is...
[02:49:00] Nobody's sending any BNs. Nobody likes you.
[02:49:02] Listen, actually don't be mad that I'm just famous.
[02:49:04] I'm mad, bro.
[02:49:05] I invite you.
[02:49:07] Alright, so how's this going to work?
[02:49:09] Talk to me.
[02:49:11] Yeah, but what best first one to three first one that's three on five. There's just one game lucky. No really it's five minutes
[02:49:23] All right, okay, let's do this come on rock and actually do this
[02:49:29] No, you're not you're not an aerial or no
[02:49:32] Sometimes oh, yeah, I guess
[02:49:34] I
[02:49:40] Just gonna score that
[02:49:48] Wait
[02:49:49] How did that just go over my fucking?
[02:49:53] That's fine. That's fine. That's huge. That's fine. That's fine. You have one. That's cool
[02:49:59] Your diamond in this
[02:50:01] Wait, you know them better like he's diamond
[02:50:11] Now that's a table and you I'm never free
[02:50:14] Yes, yes. Oh my god
[02:50:19] But I believe you it touch the corner and in the world I didn't foresee it. It's not very though. It's a little bit
[02:50:25] I
[02:50:27] Will one rule one rule one rule one no way he broke it
[02:50:31] Why don't you wonder what you wanna when you rule one row you just stop moving forever for the rest of the game
[02:50:35] I want to do I know you stop moving for the rest of the game see
[02:50:41] You know you stop really?
[02:50:43] Karma's gonna get you karma's gonna get you it's fun. Don't worry
[02:50:48] So it's a perfect shot got it so that was a perfect shot
[02:50:54] I
[02:50:56] Mean this is just fucking bullshit
[02:50:59] this is
[02:51:02] No, I'm gonna play the game without trolling go this time
[02:51:06] Rule 33. Oh my god. He broke rule 33 rule 34
[02:51:13] No way I missed
[02:51:18] No way I'm a fat fucking
[02:51:20] I
[02:51:23] Really do what we're gonna hold on what is bang look at like once and twice wait I went through the ball
[02:51:36] We're walking right here, I mean what is the point of playing if you're just gonna break like actual rules
[02:51:44] Wait, I've what will they break up? I'm actually dead here
[02:51:50] Thank you Marlon.
[02:51:52] Yo, you know what though?
[02:51:53] You don't have to stop talking
[02:51:55] because you didn't even know you were going to make the show and all that.
[02:51:58] I knew I was just like,
[02:51:59] I was like, thanks Marlon.
[02:52:00] I didn't even know I had to fucking lock you in.
[02:52:02] That's why I thanked you, like, what?
[02:52:10] Hit the ball.
[02:52:20] No way the pinch was off son wait
[02:52:35] That is
[02:52:43] No way no way I sold
[02:52:47] Can you chill for a play
[02:52:50] No way I sold. What could I have done differently there?
[02:52:55] What did I do wrong?
[02:52:58] You're ass though. For a diamond player? Are you like boosted?
[02:53:02] Yo, I- I- I didn't see ya.
[02:53:03] Did I-
[02:53:04] Wait, did you see boosted?
[02:53:07] Nice, second one, D1s.
[02:53:12] Yeah, well, one D1s are like a- they're like an acquired taste, like an acquired skill.
[02:53:15] Like a- they're like a one D1. They're not like one D1 specific skills.
[02:53:18] I miss just chill on me. I just fucking killed you
[02:53:25] Well, I I love you just fucking set you down posture didn't fucking pipe you the fuck down low key
[02:53:32] You got boosted by clutch was that?
[02:53:36] This zombie Jesse boosted you
[02:53:41] Now Benson phase boosted your career now, I wish I could say something back when I legally
[02:53:46] truth in you truth new and you still pay insurance on a McLaren that you don't own
[02:53:56] Which one though what you got because it's never gonna happen
[02:54:04] Oh my god, that's a goal
[02:54:07] See you know how to do shit that I just you cheat bro. You cheat. It's just
[02:54:13] Get that out of here
[02:54:15] I'm gonna come back
[02:54:19] Yeah, you fucking burger
[02:54:28] Hold on I don't think it's correct after you yes, I did hold on
[02:54:33] Hold on. I know how to play chat. I actually know how to play. I mean, I don't want to be boring Andy, but
[02:54:39] No, there goes in does it oh my god
[02:54:53] It's clear there
[02:55:04] Thank you got the way bitch kind of go home
[02:55:09] That's no fucking way Marlon!
[02:55:17] Are you?
[02:55:17] Rule 34!
[02:55:18] Wait you just broke rule 34, you gotta stop!
[02:55:21] You gotta stop, you gotta stop, you gotta stop!
[02:55:22] I'm brick that.
[02:55:35] What am I doing?
[02:55:39] since when are we allowed to break rules that
[02:55:41] what the fuck is this no i had it
[02:55:45] yes you did have a thing on the
[02:55:49] no no way
[02:55:52] now lost yeah i just can't believe what you know i lost i'm a for for this one
[02:55:55] wait no
[02:55:57] no
[02:56:04] Yeah, if you hit the ball sometimes you would actually do better.
[02:56:09] Like you said it's good, you just missed the ball.
[02:56:11] Wait, hold on a minute.
[02:56:12] Just leave the entire game, you just missed the ball.
[02:56:17] See, he just keeps breaking rules.
[02:56:24] I mean, I don't know.
[02:56:29] So I'm going to leave that match.
[02:56:31] Let's play again.
[02:56:32] All right.
[02:56:33] Let's try the three.
[02:56:34] Let's go, you're doing better than them though. Let's go. Let's go. You know, hold on. I got a verse.
[02:56:43] I know
[02:56:47] Chat make him smaller fuck you outlaw
[02:56:50] Oh.
[02:57:07] How did I win three of these in a row?
[02:57:11] It's not a 50-50 when you're good at the game.
[02:57:13] Oh, I actually just hit it with the right skater.
[02:57:16] Now I just gotta keep the ball away from the net.
[02:57:20] You've been doing that though.
[02:57:41] No, I'm not going to go.
[02:57:42] I'm not going to go.
[02:57:43] I'm not going to go.
[02:57:50] No way I blocked it too, I blocked it too chat, I don't know, I don't know bro, I blocked
[02:58:04] it too, I blocked it like it just, what a bro got alley up low key, oh my fucking, this
[02:58:14] chat is just fries bro, fries this whole, yeah put the fun in the back if they're just
[02:58:19] out
[02:58:26] No
[02:58:33] Fuck my ass like a drum. I will do that actually hold on when
[02:58:38] Wait, that's a good shot. Don't know where I miss though
[02:58:44] No fucking way
[02:58:49] No, no shit I don't want to do
[02:58:56] No
[02:58:59] This is my go in psych
[02:59:07] How did I just miss that
[02:59:09] No way, he knows how to fucking Marlin flick, there's no fucking way, how does he know
[02:59:26] how to do that?
[02:59:27] How does he know how to do the Netanyahu flick also?
[02:59:30] What is that?
[02:59:31] Whoa!
[02:59:32] Look at that!
[02:59:33] Oh my god, he knows all the flicks.
[02:59:38] Oh my god.
[02:59:45] Wait, hold on.
[02:59:47] Roll it to brother banks, Slick.
[02:59:50] And that's how they flicker that.
[02:59:54] Oh my god, not the brother banks flick.
[02:59:57] Oh my fucking shit got taken.
[03:00:00] Holy.
[03:00:08] Chats acting like I can't come back.
[03:00:13] No, you can, you can.
[03:00:16] I'll take that, please, just let me have my fun.
[03:00:19] Just anything is on the computer. Like low key, I'm not going to just get somebody on the computer.
[03:00:24] A hacker, I don't want to be the guy, I don't want to be the guy.
[03:00:29] Ever since Chat, ever since he said he visited Israel and he kissed the wall, he said so, he's been winning everything.
[03:00:35] Just want to see that I just want to be that guy. I just want to be that guy for one second
[03:00:38] And then he breaks for one no no got it actually got it
[03:00:45] Yo, yo, you bring up the water you went around that's crazy
[03:00:53] Get Jason in here to do fucking what yeah, I'm every game as well like what?
[03:01:05] oh my fucking god just chill just chill just chill just chill what epic save wait
[03:01:19] Marlon I just killed a man
[03:01:25] Nice.
[03:01:26] Now get it in please.
[03:01:32] Not too hard though.
[03:01:35] Not too hard.
[03:01:36] You won't stay in the net.
[03:01:37] You won't stay in the net.
[03:01:38] Wait.
[03:01:39] I just said you won't stay in the net and you just yahoed out of there.
[03:01:46] No.
[03:01:47] No.
[03:01:48] No!
[03:01:50] Hey, Pat.
[03:01:52] Okay, Pat.
[03:01:54] Nah, see, you won't even let me.
[03:01:56] You're so cheese.
[03:01:58] Am I even kidding? You're the epiphany of stinky-
[03:02:00] Now, I'm gonna hit the ball.
[03:02:02] Okay, well...
[03:02:04] Bye.
[03:02:18] hear that stupid fucking anime
[03:02:21] whoa
[03:02:25] okay oh
[03:02:28] actually don't care all you all the
[03:02:30] new friends
[03:02:31] you didn't mean that I didn't mean that I do mean that I mean that I mean that I
[03:02:35] mean that I mean out everything in my fucking soul
[03:02:37] I'm writing your name down on my death note I don't care if she's a stupid
[03:02:41] girl I'm actually serious like how do you say your full name
[03:02:44] I
[03:02:47] Nice first of all the blue notebook. Oh, I thought they were both of our fucking names. They cried it
[03:02:52] Both names. What is anything? Ah?
[03:02:56] I'm gonna help
[03:02:58] I
[03:03:10] Was in it let's be honest in the in the notebook you wrote the method of death is choking on
[03:03:28] You won Rocket League, you won Rocket League bro.
[03:03:30] That's cool.
[03:03:31] I'm about to win, I'm about to win.
[03:03:32] I left it, yellow brother, I owe F4, you fucking chode.
[03:03:39] So you won three, congrats.
[03:03:41] You gotta win one more.
[03:03:42] Wait, is that why you didn't?
[03:03:43] No, you gotta win two more.
[03:03:45] I have to win two more.
[03:03:46] Because it's first to five wins.
[03:03:49] Oh, oh my God, what do I play here chat?
[03:03:51] I have to talk, I gotta talk to my chat
[03:03:53] give me a second.
[03:03:54] What do I play here?
[03:03:56] What do I play here?
[03:03:58] What do I play here?
[03:04:02] What do I play here?
[03:04:05] Why don't the guy do Minecraft?
[03:04:15] Your own game, maybe!
[03:04:17] Brother, I lost my game! That's why I had to play!
[03:04:19] This guy got fucking carried!
[03:04:21] Look at this!
[03:04:22] Look!
[03:04:28] Do I play Minecraft or rainbow tab Minecraft or rainbow?
[03:04:33] He's got to win two more.
[03:04:37] I'm hopping on rainbow six seasons flight.
[03:04:44] Oh, your boy home.
[03:04:48] I should the crash.
[03:04:49] I get it.
[03:04:50] What?
[03:04:51] What?
[03:04:52] Yo, bro, I lose in rainbow six seasons.
[03:04:56] Lose in Rambo six siege. I don't deserve this no troll. I don't deserve this. I don't deserve this
[03:05:03] How many hours do I have in this game?
[03:05:05] 15
[03:05:09] Was it 3-1 really yes, oh, yes, we're gonna see it. I forgot. This is so dog shit
[03:05:13] I could sit my head. Yeah, shut up. Just forfeit. You're gonna get mug. Whoa, bro
[03:05:18] I this guy's been spamming this all day like can you just ban him? Oh my gosh
[03:05:23] Okay, I'm gonna rule by this like after and I'm gonna open my game and hope isn't fucking crash wait
[03:05:31] I gotta switch counts
[03:05:37] All right, I can't touch it. I mean, no no no, I
[03:05:41] Talked to you have 150 hours
[03:05:53] Please don't crash.
[03:05:55] How many hours do you have?
[03:05:58] Wait, I have 130 cents.
[03:06:00] Oh, wait, no, there's a bought account.
[03:06:02] Oh, whoa, whoa, don't say that.
[03:06:03] They actually enforced that.
[03:06:05] Well, they killed me about it.
[03:06:06] I bought this account for $60.
[03:06:08] Okay.
[03:06:09] What is new to that is that he bought the accounts in the game,
[03:06:14] the renowns.
[03:06:15] The renowns.
[03:06:16] What do you want, Chad?
[03:06:17] Chad, do you guys know what renowns are?
[03:06:20] They're the points in the game.
[03:06:21] in the game. No, I bought this with real dollars USD. Okay, please.
[03:06:26] The balance with real dollars. Hold on, I'm going triple T for one second. What is this?
[03:06:30] To do so. Please log in with accounts. Oh, it actually works. It actually works. I'm
[03:06:34] not I didn't crash. I got logged out. I think they banned me like no try. I think they just
[03:06:38] banned me in real time. Wait, I should I kid you not to I just get fucking banned in real
[03:06:43] time. Are you serious? Wait. Wait. Actually, wait, no, I think I'm good. I need a verification
[03:07:01] code.
[03:07:08] XQC one by four for you.
[03:07:09] Are you just a dick writer?
[03:07:11] Get out of this chat, bro.
[03:07:12] True, true.
[03:07:13] Mother guy.
[03:07:14] Mother guy.
[03:07:14] Who's that?
[03:07:15] I got a bottom.
[03:07:16] What was his name?
[03:07:17] Shut up.
[03:07:19] Wait, what email?
[03:07:20] Just get another account.
[03:07:21] I know you have another account.
[03:07:22] I'm on my other account, bro.
[03:07:23] I bought this account.
[03:07:25] Hold on.
[03:07:27] Wait, I'm actually cheese.
[03:07:28] He just...
[03:07:31] Big 60.
[03:07:35] A code is sent to your phone number.
[03:07:37] Oh, I got it.
[03:07:38] Nine...
[03:07:43] Check, is he actually good or not?
[03:07:44] I can open packs, I can add in Vypex.
[03:07:47] Hold on, bro, what is this? Why?
[03:07:49] Who's logging into my account in this fucking chat?
[03:07:51] Can you chill for one second?
[03:07:55] Oh.
[03:07:56] a homelander skin yo that's gonna or I think I'm on it by that I'm ready I'm
[03:08:03] ready now I'm ready I'm good I'm good I'm good chat we're good we're good
[03:08:07] smiles and cans smile as it's good no
[03:08:16] got a smile for all the paint chat
[03:08:21] I'll hold me stave. I'll add you in the game.
[03:08:24] I'm getting on, bro.
[03:08:28] Okay, press the game. Create an online.
[03:08:33] I do. I do.
[03:08:36] Every time the child is looking around,
[03:08:40] undressed. Someone in my chat just said,
[03:08:42] you need to eat something. You know what?
[03:08:44] I'm actually going to eat. He's right. He's actually right.
[03:08:46] What do you eat here, bro? What would you eat here?
[03:08:49] 14. West. 14 X. We're playing
[03:08:57] one map. No, 14 rounds. Sure.
[03:09:02] Whatever you want. Whatever.
[03:09:04] US East. West. Um what servers
[03:09:06] are you on? You're Central,
[03:09:07] right? Well, we did make it
[03:09:09] even. Yeah. Chat. No, Central.
[03:09:13] Do whatever you want, bro.
[03:09:14] Just ping matter in this game.
[03:09:15] I'll go, I'll go like a west but not so west.
[03:09:18] Okay, but broccolini, buffalo cauliflower.
[03:09:22] Hmm.
[03:09:24] And Korean beef.
[03:09:25] Why does this game take so long to low chat?
[03:09:27] I'm confused.
[03:09:35] Ciao.
[03:09:37] Crepes?
[03:09:43] Oh, there's central valley.
[03:09:45] What's going on with this shit?
[03:09:48] Okay.
[03:09:49] Now it's black.
[03:09:50] Heh.
[03:09:50] No, bro, I'm not playing.
[03:09:52] Oh, we're good.
[03:09:53] Who's this fucker on the fucking screen?
[03:09:56] I don't know, switch my game. Now.
[03:09:59] Doesn't it, Ubisoft OU Money? They pay-
[03:10:01] Oh, I gotta restart my game after taking 15 minutes to load!
[03:10:04] I gotta restart my fucking game!
[03:10:07] Oh my god, Ubisoft sucks dick, bro!
[03:10:12] Oh, and then, did I go in now or what?
[03:10:14] Good place.
[03:10:15] I'm not even kidding.
[03:10:16] XUC, entertain my chat bro.
[03:10:17] I got everything to press.
[03:10:18] All right.
[03:10:19] All right.
[03:10:20] All right.
[03:10:21] All right.
[03:10:22] Jack.
[03:10:23] Jack.
[03:10:24] We all know I'm going to win, right?
[03:10:25] But what is it going to be?
[03:10:26] 5-1 or 5-2?
[03:10:27] Only two options.
[03:10:28] I might as well pull.
[03:10:29] 5-1 or 5-2?
[03:10:30] Is it only child count is possible?
[03:10:31] There's nothing else about that.
[03:10:32] 6-7, then.
[03:10:33] All right.
[03:10:34] All right.
[03:10:35] All right.
[03:10:36] All right.
[03:10:37] All right.
[03:10:38] All right.
[03:10:39] All right.
[03:10:40] All right.
[03:10:41] All right.
[03:10:42] Yes, there's a golden 1-2-1, a great ass player.
[03:10:49] Wait, what?
[03:10:53] How do you want to do that?
[03:11:00] I'll show you what the games left are for him, Minecraft, and this, and then for me,
[03:11:08] and all the guns in the chest.
[03:11:10] And care for it.
[03:11:11] No fuck!
[03:11:13] You're the fucking spider!
[03:11:20] So I created online?
[03:11:21] But why is it playlist though?
[03:11:27] Oh, create as player.
[03:11:30] I just murdered a fucking spider, bro.
[03:11:32] Is it a barking spider?
[03:11:33] I just murdered this spider.
[03:11:35] I took all of his legs off of my fucking bare hands
[03:11:37] for coming into my bathroom.
[03:11:39] I pinned him down and I yanked each fucking hand off of him.
[03:11:42] Call it a monkey spider or not?
[03:11:44] Huh?
[03:11:46] Starting game session.
[03:11:47] Is that normal?
[03:11:53] What do you want, an organ?
[03:11:55] Or origin or whatever.
[03:11:57] What is it, map?
[03:11:58] With the kids?
[03:11:58] Not like in a weird way.
[03:11:59] It's like that's the call out.
[03:12:00] I forget about it.
[03:12:01] No, don't be weird, don't be weird.
[03:12:02] It's the map.
[03:12:03] It's the map.
[03:12:04] It has kids based, or what is it called?
[03:12:07] You know what I'm talking about, don't be weird.
[03:12:08] Oh, God, I'm not trying to inform.
[03:12:10] Like, what is that map called?
[03:12:11] Is that Oregon?
[03:12:12] Or isn't it?
[03:12:12] Oregon, yeah.
[03:12:13] Oregon, yeah.
[03:12:15] All right.
[03:12:16] How do you invite me?
[03:12:20] Um, I will invite you by doing this.
[03:12:30] You know what has been stuck in my head, Jack?
[03:12:32] But I don't want to sing it.
[03:12:34] It's shutty, like a melody in my head.
[03:12:37] One less lonely girl.
[03:12:40] Oh, did you watch JV?
[03:12:41] Yeah, but I'm singing in a different remix.
[03:12:43] Because I saw a TikTok.
[03:12:45] All right, let's play.
[03:12:47] OK.
[03:12:48] So begin now.
[03:12:50] Hold on, I got to make my cam smaller because you're just
[03:12:52] so fucking ugly.
[03:12:54] Oh my god, I'm sorry to anyone who's been watching this
[03:12:56] whole time.
[03:12:58] Oh, yeah.
[03:12:59] Oh my god.
[03:13:00] Ever since you put my camera on, I've been getting a lot of
[03:13:02] Instagram followers that way.
[03:13:03] People say really nice things like girls are the hottest
[03:13:06] never seen.
[03:13:06] Thank God I found your stream because I don't have to
[03:13:08] watch this disgusting piece of shit.
[03:13:10] So now you're admitting that I don't bot.
[03:13:12] Got it.
[03:13:12] Thank you.
[03:13:13] Thank you, bro.
[03:13:14] Chad, Chad, where do I go now?
[03:13:15] Shuffle?
[03:13:16] No, no, no.
[03:13:17] Dude, let's just play.
[03:13:21] One, two, three, four, five.
[03:13:23] Begin now.
[03:13:25] I'm hungry, bro.
[03:13:26] Anyone else?
[03:13:27] I'm hungry, so yeah.
[03:13:28] What should I get?
[03:13:29] It's OK.
[03:13:30] One order of Madonati, a side of iCup,
[03:13:32] a side of also spell run while holding your ankles,
[03:13:35] and then also a side of Kenya with one drink of,
[03:13:40] I don't know, maybe spell attic.
[03:13:44] How about a side of funny jokes, sir?
[03:13:46] Wait, hold on, it looks like you're about to answer.
[03:13:48] All right, then I'll get Shake Shack.
[03:13:50] Ooh, Shake Shack hits, they're the best burgers.
[03:13:54] Wait, are you going to the convention or no?
[03:13:58] Oh, what, gonna just talk on it?
[03:13:59] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[03:14:00] And gave me a free guy wait you're a burger we need to locate a bomb
[03:14:07] I have a random character
[03:14:13] I don't know if I play the mod
[03:14:24] You've located a bomb take your way to his location
[03:14:27] Every time we touch I get
[03:14:32] Every time we kiss
[03:14:34] We matter daddy
[03:14:41] See I heard you this game is all about audio so this game is all about audio and I heard you
[03:14:47] Yeah
[03:14:51] That fat ass dick of yours swinging around, bro, I heard it come on Q
[03:14:55] lame lame lame lame lame
[03:15:02] uh yeah lame just lame as fuck
[03:15:06] who?
[03:15:07] it's gonna be?
[03:15:09] um lame as dog shit
[03:15:12] it's gonna be?
[03:15:14] lame
[03:15:16] he?
[03:15:18] protect the bomb
[03:15:20] you're just lame as shit man
[03:15:22] Okay, I'll do something
[03:15:27] They left my car
[03:15:33] I'm out of battery
[03:15:39] Bomb locations are secure
[03:15:52] What does it matter what side I rotate on?
[03:15:58] I'm lost I mean I'm lost
[03:16:04] Here metadata me your metadata here here metadata here metadata here fucking a loss
[03:16:09] not a bad setup channel wait where the fuck oh my god brah
[03:16:33] Where is he?
[03:17:03] oh man oh man oh man oh man
[03:17:11] no no
[03:17:14] Langdoll shit characters yikes easy claps easy claps
[03:17:19] but wait wait no offense though but oh here we go
[03:17:22] there it is there it is all right classic
[03:17:27] i wonder how we knew i'm gonna say that oh because he knows it's true and he has
[03:17:30] I have no rebuttal for this for the days of my life.
[03:17:32] Got em, got em, got em.
[03:17:35] We need to locate a bomb.
[03:17:39] Got em? Got em? Got em? And got em.
[03:17:44] Got a kill!
[03:17:47] 10 seconds to insertion.
[03:17:52] Insertion in 5 seconds. Your drone has found a bomb.
[03:17:56] You've located a bomb. Make your way to its location and defuse it.
[03:18:26] I
[03:18:51] Know why yo I'm not playing like a fart like what is this?
[03:18:56] Like brother I had a drone in front of you the whole time staring at you. You just didn't even shoot my drone
[03:19:12] I think it's our rainbow six are a suitable person. There's certain distance. What am I kill? What am I tell me what I am?
[03:19:19] Ooh, I like that.
[03:19:21] Rainbow Six is a game you don't want to be good at.
[03:19:23] It's actually something you'd dance to if you're good at it.
[03:19:25] Like, if you were good at this game, you would have wanted to hide that.
[03:19:29] You know what I mean? Don't brag about that and don't do that.
[03:19:31] WHAT AM I KILLING? WHAT AM I?
[03:19:33] It's worse than a sword. The same sword.
[03:19:35] It's worse than that.
[03:19:41] So now I know you're at Windows 5.
[03:19:43] So now I know you're on the Windows side.
[03:19:45] Because your drone came in from that side.
[03:19:47] See, you got any more pristine?
[03:19:50] Wait, I'm not though.
[03:19:51] But on the side, I'm not that far I came up.
[03:19:56] I could be cheesy chat, I could be a little stinky cheese.
[03:20:17] Oh
[03:20:36] What
[03:20:43] So he's playing a shield got it
[03:21:17] I
[03:21:22] We shit like what are you like?
[03:21:29] Like you want to forfeit we can forfeit game is so bad at this game is better like like you know what's that though?
[03:21:35] We can forfeit is that is that is that the people that play this game that has
[03:21:41] Game mode as the 1d1
[03:21:43] This is a bad one, it's just a bad one, it's garbage, it's so fucking dog shit.
[03:21:51] It's all big of the fucking dog and knowledge and you have to get that love in this game.
[03:21:55] Like, holy fucking shit, it's so bad.
[03:21:58] We need to locate a bomb.
[03:22:01] Now blend the game.
[03:22:03] Not the blood.
[03:22:04] It's bad, it's bad, I mean I don't know what you're talking about.
[03:22:06] You just want to wait for this shit, it's bad, it's bad.
[03:22:08] Insertion in 10 seconds.
[03:22:13] five seconds
[03:22:15] The thing good about this immediately
[03:22:25] You didn't go upstairs
[03:22:29] You don't know the thing about this game that everybody knows that this is knowledge
[03:22:43] You got force cadets you see?
[03:22:52] What do you mean by that?
[03:22:59] You mean you got a hood?
[03:23:03] I may or may not have hoods.
[03:23:06] Nobody will ever know.
[03:23:08] You'll have to check for somebody.
[03:23:10] I don't know where this part of the mountain is.
[03:24:10] do you not shoot the cams? that's like do you not shoot my cams that's easier or what?
[03:24:17] like do you not shoot it? like brother it was right in front of you. Sanyin! what is that?
[03:24:26] Kim, now you're the thing that you're stream peaking and it's boring so I can't stop doing that at least because it's your game, it's your game.
[03:24:32] at least don't cheat. all the athletes are game.
[03:24:35] oh my Marlin bro.
[03:24:36] that's all they're asking. Marlin bro.
[03:24:40] Save me man, this guy's a fucking burger
[03:24:45] I don't even know how to play this character
[03:24:50] No troll you're gonna win this round no troll. I don't know how to play this character
[03:24:53] I don't know why I just chose this character explain what how you
[03:24:57] Because I had a camera on you. I had a fucking camera. You're laying down. We're not
[03:25:04] Yeah, and I watched you move
[03:25:09] Okay, yeah, this guy's a fucking burger, bro
[03:25:16] So that's definitely my losing I
[03:25:21] Fucked up playing this character. I don't know how to do this
[03:25:39] burger get down i got lost i am i'm all on the map
[03:25:52] like i really got lost i don't know i'm not i know bro that's why i got lost i didn't know
[03:25:55] you're gonna go downstairs wait i think this is a good end as well no what's that one emote
[03:26:01] Where it's a duck smoking a cigarette. Oh, it's a classic emo, man
[03:26:08] Wait
[03:26:24] Yo, this guy is I don't understand it. I don't know the map but like I don't even know where I'm going
[03:26:29] I had no idea what part of the episode I got lost.
[03:26:33] So were in bronze.
[03:26:34] Holy shit.
[03:26:35] What's the part of the monster that's up in my right?
[03:26:37] Hi, let's see here.
[03:26:39] Only a new right about winning in a game that the other person doesn't even know where they're
[03:26:42] at.
[03:26:43] Says you.
[03:26:44] Like I'm looking around but I don't even know where.
[03:26:45] Says you.
[03:26:46] Well, I mean, okay, then start crying out because you've got to lose the whole thing.
[03:26:50] I mean, this is not right.
[03:26:51] I won in life.
[03:26:52] And we're almost out.
[03:26:53] I'm happy.
[03:26:54] I'm almost done.
[03:26:55] I'm happy, bro.
[03:26:56] I won against you.
[03:26:57] These games and I just knew I would win so like
[03:27:02] Brother you're playing fucking frost
[03:27:06] See you know, you know, you know, because I played that
[03:27:12] Play these games before
[03:27:16] Not about about right
[03:27:27] It's got some fucking idiot, bro.
[03:27:51] There once was a sailor who ate pine cones.
[03:28:19] The question is, where is he?
[03:29:19] This game would have never worked for you ever like
[03:29:24] You know more about the game it's not about you have more hours. I bought my cab driver 20 actual like I'm right 30 real
[03:29:32] Now explain it now explain it because you know
[03:29:34] This game is your brain, bro. I know more about the game. You didn't know this like well
[03:29:40] What have done I saw you meant it like it's so stupid
[03:29:43] You sound down bro. Don't be like I know I don't perfect it
[03:29:46] I feel that player that play this game or our baseball me like
[03:29:54] It's like chastly and chess I guess my fucking water ready play those yeah, you know that that cascading
[03:30:00] I know that holy shit. Yeah, you know, right?
[03:30:03] That's why I don't know
[03:30:06] Don't be mad at me
[03:30:12] On location
[03:30:16] It's common game sense, but I don't know the game. How do you know the game when you don't know the game?
[03:30:23] But you don't know the game.
[03:30:25] Buddy, there's nothing at all. Game sense isn't a game that you don't know.
[03:30:29] How can you have some?
[03:30:30] Chill out bro, just have some fun man.
[03:30:32] You might love you now.
[03:30:35] Dude, you can come back.
[03:30:40] Op 4 has located a bomb.
[03:30:43] It's my character stupid and can't shut shit.
[03:30:50] I don't even check my cams, look at the score.
[03:31:16] I'm sorry.
[03:31:34] How did you just die? How did you just die? How did you just die, to be honest?
[03:31:39] Did you hit my shot? Did he hit my shot? Did he hit my shot?
[03:31:46] I give you the rest of the rounds because I save your time up, because I respect your time up, because I know you need to use that to get better at other games.
[03:31:53] Dude, you're a bot, bro. Don't rage quit, bro.
[03:31:56] Wait, that's actually rage quit, bro. Seriously, bro. Whatever, bro.
[03:32:01] Fine, whatever.
[03:32:02] Shut up, loser.
[03:32:04] Whatever, bro. Whatever.
[03:32:06] Deadass, whatever.
[03:32:07] Alright, um, let's see here.
[03:32:10] So, you leave two games of Rocket League, and I leave one game and you get mad at it.
[03:32:14] Man, not actually, man.
[03:32:16] Okay, so you can either do, this is what you can do.
[03:32:18] You can either do Minecraft, this is what you can do.
[03:32:20] Minecraft, race to make a cake.
[03:32:22] Ooh, that could be kind of fun.
[03:32:23] Connect four, or you could do chess.
[03:32:25] You have to win two, I have to win three.
[03:32:28] So it's my gonna choose.
[03:32:29] Or you could do any man.
[03:32:31] No, you have to win two more.
[03:32:34] Yeah, but I could just go neutral initially.
[03:32:37] I mean, if you wanna do connect four, bro,
[03:32:39] I feel like chess is a good one right here.
[03:32:41] It could be a little fun, you know what I'm saying?
[03:32:43] other chest no peeking up
[03:32:45] my peaking out i also close my chat to
[03:32:48] how do i make a oh my god i've been waiting for this day i've been getting
[03:32:52] good at chess let's go
[03:32:55] you guys are saying i'm losing chess on my soul at least i'm having confidence
[03:33:01] it's better than connect four connect four is
[03:33:03] connect four is luck chess is all about skill why it's not like it's just a
[03:33:07] soft game it's mostly like it comes out to fifty-fifties but it's much
[03:33:10] don't ever speak to the king
[03:33:13] I'm gonna Dr. Lupo you is what they're telling me.
[03:33:16] Nice to one.
[03:33:17] What was that?
[03:33:18] Play it friendly.
[03:33:19] You got me a link?
[03:33:22] Better once it was inside there.
[03:33:23] What's your username?
[03:33:25] Ooh, chat, what is my username?
[03:33:28] My username, you just send me a link, no?
[03:33:32] Really?
[03:33:33] I think so, I gotta hide this fucking.
[03:33:41] My username?
[03:33:43] is stumble Roberto stumble and then Roberto with two O's
[03:33:51] stumble Roberto two O's I didn't get it invite I'm stone league bro
[03:33:58] LX you see here we go all right five minutes I'm gonna close my chat hey
[03:34:02] shake hands bro shake hands shake hands I refuse wait wait that's e5 strat
[03:34:11] That's a good shot 10 minutes. He's playing this way. He's playing the 10 minute strap
[03:34:16] That's a very rapid. It's not rapid. No now now move. I'm not able to move
[03:34:22] Yep, and then we're Lopez got it next. Yeah, that's fine. I mean he takes that. That's a good trade. I'm gonna do
[03:34:28] I think I'm gonna move right
[03:34:32] Okay, so this is an easy one. So now chat if I go right
[03:34:36] Let me think here, I mean this is just something,
[03:34:41] I'm just gonna move up a little.
[03:34:43] Not throw.
[03:34:45] You have to move a piece forward or backwards.
[03:35:00] I forwarded.
[03:35:01] In a way to protect your king or to threaten mine.
[03:35:03] I'm not worried.
[03:35:04] I'm not worried, I'm not worried, I'm really not worried.
[03:35:07] Okay, we'll play then, motherfucker.
[03:35:09] Well, I'm not worried because I'm gonna do a safe bet here
[03:35:15] and I'm gonna go up one.
[03:35:15] Yeah, that's nice.
[03:35:17] Last bet is quite the play.
[03:35:19] A castle's okay.
[03:35:20] I mean, I'm not worried about a castle because-
[03:35:22] I'm playing what we call book, motherfucker, book.
[03:35:24] Book this, book that.
[03:35:25] How about less talking and more fun, hold on.
[03:35:29] Says you.
[03:35:29] I got 10 seconds on my clock.
[03:35:31] You have fucking the one and a half minutes going already.
[03:35:34] Okay, so he could take that and then I could take that easy. Perfect. That works out. Okay,
[03:35:52] that I didn't think you'd actually take it. That's fun. So now I got to do that and I
[03:35:58] got I mean it. Man. Okay, so I just studied like these books. Oh, I fucked up. Can I redo?
[03:36:04] I redo or no, can I redo like that ass? I actually rushed it because you're talking. I don't think there is so much of our karma. Oh
[03:36:11] my god, bro
[03:36:13] Dude, check it. Can you guys there wait? No, I'm not a little bit of job. No, is that way? It's fine, bro
[03:36:19] Just take it take the queen brother. Go ahead. Listen, bro. I'm gonna. I will give you a move back. I know it's fine
[03:36:23] It's fine. It's fine. Just play bro. I sold fair and square that ass I sold bro
[03:36:27] I mean just take it that ass take it sometimes you have to pray the price is you know
[03:36:32] You got to fuck up a little in life and that's okay, man
[03:36:34] You know sometimes in life you could do things and you fuck up man
[03:36:38] And that's like what a man admits those type of things. You know what I'm saying bro dead ass, so
[03:36:42] I don't mean by take it take what though. I
[03:36:46] Thought you were gonna yeah
[03:36:49] And what we do it would be you I
[03:36:53] Mean you took the better piece. I don't know why you'd want to redo that
[03:36:56] It's a pretty good. I'll redo as in like we did the whole thing. No, I mean that's a go-to piece
[03:37:02] I mean, I was so focused on my early development that I didn't see your point until you said,
[03:37:09] you didn't say I wanted to pick it up.
[03:37:11] I'll do the trade.
[03:37:13] It's fine.
[03:37:14] It's a minus one trade.
[03:37:15] But I'm trying to.
[03:37:16] Yeah, yeah.
[03:37:17] But I mean, I have a better, I have a stratton mine right now.
[03:37:18] Well, I know you needed the game, but that's a minus one trade overall.
[03:37:22] That's fine.
[03:37:23] The chat doesn't understand.
[03:37:24] I have a place in my head.
[03:37:26] Okay.
[03:37:27] So why can't I castle?
[03:37:28] Explain that to me.
[03:37:30] Well, you can't tackle because you've already moved, you're okay.
[03:37:34] Oh my god.
[03:37:36] Then I lost the FTG's.
[03:37:38] And checkmate.
[03:37:46] Oh, that's the correct response. I like that.
[03:37:48] Thank you.
[03:37:54] And then, you know, I'll take a gift. Is that a gift from me or not?
[03:38:00] Looks like a gift for me.
[03:38:02] Thank you Ron.
[03:38:03] I mean, honestly, I have a better play month.
[03:38:06] I'm gonna take, ooh, ooh, okay, I see, okay.
[03:38:10] No, no, no, I see now.
[03:38:11] I get what you're saying.
[03:38:13] I get it, no, I get it.
[03:38:14] I'm trying to figure out-
[03:38:15] Bang, bing.
[03:38:16] Yeah, I know.
[03:38:17] Yeah, you have a lot of moves here.
[03:38:19] I think my correct move here-
[03:38:20] Also-
[03:38:21] My correct move here because-
[03:38:23] Bing, bing.
[03:38:24] Is that, even though I lost it, that's fine.
[03:38:26] I'm gonna have to lose that.
[03:38:27] What?
[03:38:28] Because I have a strat in mind.
[03:38:30] Have a strat in mind.
[03:38:34] And then resign.
[03:38:39] Right?
[03:38:45] Chat.
[03:38:45] Was that not a resign strat?
[03:38:56] Wide speed nod.
[03:38:58] and then bang.
[03:39:02] Wait, so now I can't take your piece?
[03:39:05] Wait, why is that?
[03:39:06] Can you explain that though?
[03:39:07] Can you explain that?
[03:39:08] Why can't I take that?
[03:39:08] Because if you take the piece,
[03:39:09] you're in check from the queen.
[03:39:10] That's what I'm saying.
[03:39:11] Got it, got it, got it, got it, got it.
[03:39:17] I mean, you could fork me.
[03:39:21] No, I can't, not yet.
[03:39:27] I was gonna do it early to fork though,
[03:39:28] Not this one. Oh, hold on
[03:39:33] Why won't you do that? I just listen
[03:39:38] Wait, no
[03:39:42] What
[03:39:50] Wait, that doesn't make any sense. I can't oh the horse
[03:39:58] Got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it.
[03:40:02] Okay, we're gonna rematch.
[03:40:03] All right, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.
[03:40:04] Yeah, go ahead.
[03:40:05] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[03:40:06] Give me one second.
[03:40:06] I'm gonna make him start as black now.
[03:40:08] Whoa, I gotta get food.
[03:40:09] Give me one second, and he's just got here.
[03:40:11] Jack, give me some tips.
[03:40:17] So how do I make myself start as black, Cal?
[03:40:19] Yeah, he's gonna go plug himself up it is he's gonna he's gonna pull off a fucking
[03:40:42] and Hans Nieman, the lion's run up.
[03:40:44] I don't know if you did that.
[03:40:48] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[03:40:50] I personally think that you gave another strats probably.
[03:40:52] Bro, listen, I'm not that good, but I'm not bad.
[03:40:55] Can we get an agreement on that?
[03:40:58] Yeah, but yeah, no, I didn't use
[03:41:00] a good move in there at the beginning.
[03:41:02] But also, yeah, it could have been as civil as something
[03:41:05] in his shoe though, you know what I mean?
[03:41:07] Because the shoe can be a Faraday cage
[03:41:09] if you think about it.
[03:41:12] Like, you can do a 30-cage shoe with a wire leading up 100%.
[03:41:19] Yeah, look.
[03:41:24] This looks good.
[03:41:25] Thank you.
[03:41:26] You ready?
[03:41:27] Uh-huh.
[03:41:28] Rematch.
[03:41:29] So this one wins it all?
[03:41:31] Have you won?
[03:41:32] This is a one-all, yeah, for me to go with four.
[03:41:34] All right, back.
[03:41:36] Hmm.
[03:41:37] Now, good luck.
[03:41:42] Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic.
[03:41:48] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
[03:41:52] Chad, reach me to no. Classic.
[03:41:56] Uh-oh. Am I going to get main six or what?
[03:42:02] Boss? He knew my strat.
[03:42:06] How does he know that?
[03:42:10] I'm gonna take it. I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna eat it
[03:42:24] Why am I eating cuz I'm a genius Magnus Carlson would eat right now, sir
[03:42:30] What do you know? Mm-hmm. Oh
[03:42:33] Here comes
[03:42:40] I'll go back. Why not? That's fine.
[03:42:50] Um, not like great moves here.
[03:42:55] Magnus Carlson. Where does that make me?
[03:42:59] Other businesses. Really? They're pretty good.
[03:43:04] They actually are really good.
[03:43:10] I'm going to check him, I mean he's got a good setup but I'm going to develop.
[03:43:25] Yo I like that.
[03:43:29] Now give me a piece Loki, because I kind of want it.
[03:43:33] I want that piece.
[03:43:35] Now do palm up, classic.
[03:43:36] If you don't do palm up you're fucked.
[03:43:38] So you have to do pawn up.
[03:43:40] All right, now do pawn, it's not bad.
[03:43:42] So what I do here instead, I say, fuck you.
[03:43:47] Now do queen, F3.
[03:43:49] Whoa, yeah, see, that's a mistake.
[03:43:52] Would you like to know why or not?
[03:43:54] Tell me.
[03:43:56] Because you double up your pawns,
[03:43:59] and when you develop, and they went to the late game,
[03:44:01] double up pawns will lose against another of the pawns.
[03:44:04] But now, I mean.
[03:44:05] But now regardless, I take this unless you move it.
[03:44:08] That's gonna correct you can say that as much as you want to
[03:44:14] Well, I know why I did that just then I
[03:44:20] Did a bad move that I did a bit of an Oopsy
[03:44:23] It's not a bad Oopsy, but it's not ready to that's not a good oops. Oh, okay. I'm gonna just I'm gonna develop a little bro
[03:44:28] I'm gonna develop a little
[03:44:36] He's got me in a fork, bro
[03:44:39] But not these are for like yeah, but like how much you like food everything's a fork
[03:44:44] Honestly food is one of the greatest things ever if it wasn't for food, bro. I don't even know
[03:44:51] I mean you'd be dead, right?
[03:45:02] I fucked up. Oh, I fucked up chat. Yeah, I fucked up
[03:45:08] I'm kind of over leveraged here a little bit, I have a lot of open positions that I don't
[03:45:15] like personally.
[03:45:16] Oh, you have a good move here, I don't feel like I'll find it.
[03:45:29] I mean.
[03:45:30] Maybe I'm not going to, it doesn't matter.
[03:45:34] Oh my god, I didn't think.
[03:45:37] Okay, if I take it, it's boring because it's over.
[03:45:40] No, I didn't think about it.
[03:45:42] I mean, I could just say whatever, but I didn't think
[03:45:46] you had my bad.
[03:45:47] That's all I'm going to make.
[03:45:48] Oh, God, bro.
[03:45:50] What?
[03:45:52] If I take it, it's boring, let's be honest.
[03:45:56] I mean, sure, bro.
[03:46:03] That puts me in a really bad pickle,
[03:46:04] don't you think about it?
[03:46:05] No.
[03:46:07] This pickle is not that good.
[03:46:12] Let me think, let me think, let me think.
[03:46:16] I don't know if you noticed, but right now you're in a fork.
[03:46:19] That's actually incorrect.
[03:46:22] I mean, I was correct.
[03:46:29] I mean
[03:46:38] Now how do I get out of this pickle
[03:46:46] Oh, I was a good play actually good play that's the film that action is good play. Yes
[03:46:52] It is not over until I win, pal.
[03:47:16] Let me think about it.
[03:47:17] You know, I would have let your queen live if I actually thought about the game.
[03:47:21] But now that you got more pieces for free
[03:47:32] Ready
[03:47:35] Let me look after that one dodger that I did not purpose
[03:47:40] Wow, that was actually really good of me. No troll. I know you let me keep that
[03:47:44] But like I played that pretty well still like a new material on it. Just fucking loud as shit
[03:47:48] Yeah, the game is the thing I played that bad compared to that one thing.
[03:47:52] Ready?
[03:47:53] Alright, how are you playing?
[03:47:55] Match.
[03:47:56] Pity win?
[03:47:57] I mean, bro.
[03:47:58] No.
[03:47:59] I'm not even gonna have the cheddar.
[03:48:01] Oh, you put it up?
[03:48:02] Yeah, for that.
[03:48:03] Now move the knights.
[03:48:10] Now move the knights, good boy.
[03:48:15] Magnus would do...
[03:48:17] Wait, wait, chat, did you lose 100 rating for this?
[03:48:21] Fuck this shit.
[03:48:23] Chat, you didn't lose 100 rating for this?
[03:48:25] What the fuck was that?
[03:48:28] Jesus Christ, this game is, this was not stupid.
[03:48:31] You're mad as fuck, bro.
[03:48:37] That's just dumb, though.
[03:48:41] Like, why would, why would I loo-
[03:48:42] Like, you could just inject rating to your account.
[03:48:44] You could just play against your friend.
[03:48:46] And it's just like it's raining and do it over and over again.
[03:48:51] You know what a madder daddy has by agents?
[03:48:52] I don't know.
[03:48:53] Chad, no.
[03:48:54] No, you don't.
[03:48:55] That's basically where you smell like up.
[03:49:00] Yeah
[03:49:15] Yep
[03:49:20] Disgusting disgusting disgusting stop that stop that he's stressing right now against stable fucking Ron Baldo
[03:49:26] Dead ass like come on lock in yo buddy buddy
[03:49:30] Shut the fuck up and they play the video game
[03:49:35] You know Sammy
[03:49:42] You know Sammy you can't handle me hold on ain't you
[03:50:00] Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby? Let me know. I'm trying to show you how to
[03:50:09] do this and starts real. I used to sing my mom that song. Little did I know. It's telling
[03:50:14] her to basically blow me. That's what that song is about.
[03:50:16] Don't do that. Yeah, I know. Well, you question me. Bang bang. That's fine. You could bang
[03:50:28] bang but what about no no what about what about what about what about bang what
[03:50:33] about ooh matter daddy matter daddy hey that's me I'm gonna go you don't have
[03:50:43] many good moves I'm just out I'm gonna play back and I'm gonna play for it
[03:50:49] Yeah, that's fine. But then I'm just gonna play here. Oh, not if not actually bad enough
[03:51:04] at all. Then what I want is, I want to take this knight to make it minor. Move away, please.
[03:51:15] Yeah, I can and I think I'm gonna do it in this routine get out
[03:51:20] The question is if I do it here you take it
[03:51:23] So I actually have to trade something the question is where do I want to trade?
[03:51:27] We don't have to know I do anywhere. I go right now you take so basically if I go right here
[03:51:33] You take it if I go right here your that takes it. That's not a terrible. Yes. That's not there. We'll take it
[03:51:39] That's gonna have it. That's gonna have its claim right now
[03:51:41] So choose choose your poison because it's all poison it
[03:51:45] If I go here, your shit takes it, I'm just going to, oh, actually, but that gives me the
[03:51:54] most points.
[03:51:55] The most points?
[03:51:56] Yeah, because look.
[03:51:57] Yeah, but I get, but it's going to be back points.
[03:52:01] Well, I mean, I could have gone for your pawn, but like, do I really care about that?
[03:52:04] Like I might as well take your bishop.
[03:52:06] Yeah, whatever you say.
[03:52:10] Now, here's what I do next.
[03:52:13] Shibang!
[03:52:15] That's one. Here's what I do next.
[03:52:17] Shibang!
[03:52:19] Yeah, you had a good move here, Loki.
[03:52:25] Let me think about this for like a minute.
[03:52:28] Okay, I thought about it.
[03:52:31] Let me think about this real, real quick.
[03:52:33] I'm gonna think about it real quick and real quick only.
[03:52:39] Ooh, I didn't see that.
[03:52:41] Oh, sometimes I got to take...
[03:52:43] Bro, the way you didn't see that, it's been there the whole game!
[03:52:45] No, but I don't see this.
[03:52:47] Like, I was playing...
[03:52:49] Waiter!
[03:52:50] That's fine.
[03:52:51] I mean, my problem is I just rushed things.
[03:52:56] I'm gonna do a little bit of...
[03:52:57] A little rushing.
[03:52:58] Yeah, okay.
[03:52:59] It's fine.
[03:53:00] I'm gonna do a little bit of development here.
[03:53:03] I'm just gonna have this guy over here.
[03:53:05] I'm just gonna take...
[03:53:06] That's not a bad move at all.
[03:53:08] Then I'm gonna take a different free.
[03:53:10] It's been given to me by the humble stable
[03:53:16] I'll take that trade. Yeah, okay. That's all good
[03:53:25] All right
[03:53:31] Bang
[03:53:37] That's a good move
[03:53:39] Damn, bro, he's just fingering my ass.
[03:53:43] You like him or not, though?
[03:53:45] Not even a little.
[03:53:51] Well, my whistle, baby, whistle, baby.
[03:53:55] Let me know.
[03:53:57] Whistling.
[03:53:59] Whistling.
[03:54:01] Whistling.
[03:54:09] I'm not going to attack my dude for free. That'd be crazy.
[03:54:15] Bang?
[03:54:17] Bang, bang, bang.
[03:54:19] How do you say Stumble Roberto Yee?
[03:54:23] How do you say his name?
[03:54:26] Is it Roberto Yee?
[03:54:31] That's rough.
[03:54:36] If you're understanding me, Joppa...
[03:54:38] Bangs don't matter.
[03:54:38] wide-speed god what about wide-speed business
[03:54:44] um um oh i sold my asshole into like
[03:54:49] fucking
[03:54:53] wait how'd you sell on well i mean i have a fork but i had a fucking free
[03:54:57] fucking thing because bro if i take my time i
[03:55:00] could matter that to you and you wouldn't even spell i cup in time
[03:55:03] that ass i'm not kidding that's the that's the truth
[03:55:08] Well, I could still lose here. Hold on, let me think of this.
[03:55:15] Wait.
[03:55:16] Not yet, not yet. Sorry.
[03:55:17] Wait, you kind of popped off, Loki.
[03:55:19] Yeah, I thought you were going to move that.
[03:55:20] I didn't, I did not see that.
[03:55:21] I thought you were going to move that.
[03:55:28] Ooh, that makes things very difficult.
[03:55:35] Ready?
[03:55:36] In this case, I will do this.
[03:55:43] And the fork.
[03:55:45] How is that a fork?
[03:55:46] None of these are forks.
[03:55:47] You take it regardless.
[03:55:48] You take two pieces.
[03:55:50] What?
[03:55:51] You know how forky fork is?
[03:55:54] Well, forks when you attack explain, um, yeah, that's not double double
[03:55:59] attack fork, which I was going to double take it for.
[03:56:02] That's a double attack.
[03:56:03] So if I take this, you come here,
[03:56:07] and then I now have to either take you or back you up.
[03:56:12] Yeah, but usually I think a four is a piece,
[03:56:15] is a thing to it once.
[03:56:19] Bro?
[03:56:33] Oh, I got a cool play coming up for you.
[03:56:43] Well, there's a temple play actually to think about it.
[03:56:55] Wait a minute.
[03:56:57] Wait a minute, hold on.
[03:57:03] Hold on now.
[03:57:09] Wait a minute.
[03:57:10] Hold up.
[03:57:11] Oh, we're going to my game?
[03:57:14] You make the choice.
[03:57:16] Really?
[03:57:17] You're gonna do that in my game?
[03:57:19] I don't even know if I should have moved right now.
[03:57:21] I should have gone down.
[03:57:27] Alright, well, we're all the gamer girls anyway.
[03:57:29] What? We're gonna leave you just saying this part.
[03:57:31] Bang bang
[03:57:33] It might end up in a stalemate
[03:57:35] No, no, no, I will not I think we might have fucking mattered out of this by accident
[03:57:41] Well, what is that matter they think?
[03:57:51] I think I'm gonna do a big massacre and there's anything you do to stop it
[03:57:54] watch this see that that's a fork see but it that is a fork actually this is
[03:58:05] more called a double attack but oh I mean I am fucked I'm fucking wireless I
[03:58:11] think it for free I want for free do I want to trade you I'm fucked they want
[03:58:17] to sit your leg game probably better I mean that's stupid you literally win the
[03:58:21] game but you literally win the game by taking that piece by the way there's yeah
[03:58:27] like the game's over that's not that's actually mistaken at the end when I go
[03:58:33] to the game review it'll say that that was a blunder
[03:58:39] I mean yeah I'm done games up I'm getting my games over I can't move any
[03:58:45] pieces
[03:58:51] I
[03:58:57] Good still mate the games over
[03:59:06] It could still me though, you know how it works games over. I don't know how to still meet you
[03:59:12] GGs man
[03:59:14] I saw on it
[03:59:16] No, I sold.
[03:59:18] Checkmate, it's over.
[03:59:20] Fuck, Matter Daddy!
[03:59:22] Alright, bang.
[03:59:24] Who's that floor?
[03:59:26] Oh my god, man.
[03:59:28] I'm so bad at chess.
[03:59:30] How much elo are you?
[03:59:32] I'm like nothing, like a 900 or something.
[03:59:34] Wait, what? What am I?
[03:59:36] Well, the game says you're 200.
[03:59:38] I am 200.
[03:59:40] God damn it!
[03:59:42] Alright.
[03:59:44] They need to almost perfectly so now I have an option chat do I challenge them and connect for
[03:59:52] hold on I gotta talk to my check it guys it is for the two do I do Minecraft connect for or
[04:00:02] gulp with friends it's actually over I lost I did I saw some other brokers bro
[04:00:16] I'm sorry chat call me it go ahead spam the burgers I'm dead ass I'm dead ass
[04:00:20] spam the burgers I'm so dead ass spam no I need to see them I am so bad man I'm
[04:00:27] I'm actually so fucking bad.
[04:00:30] Just spam the burgers and french fries.
[04:00:32] It's another fucking loss in the book.
[04:00:35] It's dead, I mean.
[04:00:42] No, it's over.
[04:00:43] Spam, spam it.
[04:00:50] Just spam it, bro.
[04:00:55] Just spam it, bro.
[04:00:56] I said today was the day.
[04:00:57] I don't even want to open up my Twitter account, bro.
[04:00:59] If I open up my Twitter account,
[04:01:00] it's just gonna be fucking burgers, french fries.
[04:01:04] Like, all right, bro.
[04:01:05] Well, I actually have no choice here, really.
[04:01:09] Like, I think the only thing I win here,
[04:01:12] I'm really bad at Connect 4.
[04:01:13] I'm really fucking bad.
[04:01:16] I think I have to like,
[04:01:19] I think I have to race you to a cake, bro.
[04:01:22] Well, really?
[04:01:23] I mean, bro, right?
[04:01:24] Like,
[04:01:25] Like I
[04:01:29] That's crazy
[04:01:31] Minecraft I I I did I just don't think I'm gonna win and connect for I'm not good at it
[04:01:38] So
[04:01:41] Just it's fine. No, but it's over. It's over. Well, that's usually okay. It's fun
[04:01:46] You know, bro, you know, no troll. No fucking troll. I
[04:01:52] Have I've got that on my side. I'm not
[04:01:55] I want to burst your mind.
[04:01:56] Gosh, let's do this thing.
[04:01:58] Get us.
[04:01:59] If I win this, we keep going.
[04:02:01] If I lose this, it's over.
[04:02:03] I'm ready, bro.
[04:02:04] I'm ready.
[04:02:04] I mean, you won Rocket League.
[04:02:06] You won chess.
[04:02:07] You won battleship.
[04:02:08] Cool.
[04:02:08] You won GeoGuessor.
[04:02:09] Cool.
[04:02:10] Right?
[04:02:10] You did a little stinky cheese in some of these,
[04:02:12] but that's fine.
[04:02:13] That's fine.
[04:02:14] That's fine.
[04:02:15] No, it's true.
[04:02:16] It's true.
[04:02:16] It's actually true.
[04:02:17] I can do it.
[04:02:17] Take a look at my blood.
[04:02:18] It's actually true.
[04:02:18] It's actually true.
[04:02:20] No, it's a little stinky cheese.
[04:02:22] It's fairness.
[04:02:23] I'm not kidding.
[04:02:23] Stinky cheese, bro.
[04:02:25] He was good at GEOGASER.
[04:02:27] That I cannot believe that you're trying to pull this card.
[04:02:30] And you see, that's a stinky cheese.
[04:02:32] No, don't try to stinky cheese me.
[04:02:36] Don't try to stinky cheese.
[04:02:37] Brother, you knew GEOGASER so well.
[04:02:42] Be honest.
[04:02:44] I'm literally average or under.
[04:02:46] But I still presented myself as a six.
[04:02:49] Even though I'm a four, I said I was a six.
[04:02:52] Just make sure that you knew that I played the game.
[04:02:53] And then you went, you went like minus 20.
[04:02:57] You were so shit at that game, brother.
[04:02:59] It doesn't make me good.
[04:03:00] It makes you terrible.
[04:03:09] Now, what version of the game are we running?
[04:03:12] What would you rather do?
[04:03:13] First one to make a cake?
[04:03:15] Or if I can get a full diamond set of armor
[04:03:16] before you compete the game?
[04:03:20] Wait, what about the opposite?
[04:03:22] It would be the opposite, no?
[04:03:23] But I get a full set of armor, I get a full set of armor.
[04:03:25] Bro, you know how to speed run, bro.
[04:03:26] Make this...
[04:03:30] Wait, is he dumb?
[04:03:32] What?
[04:03:34] I can win in 30 minutes.
[04:03:35] You cannot get a full set of armor in 30 minutes.
[04:03:39] Hmm.
[04:03:40] But then that would require you to get a good seed.
[04:03:43] No, it doesn't.
[04:03:44] 30 minutes, 30 minutes, can be on any seed at all.
[04:03:47] Like, you give me a bad seed at 30 minutes, it's cool.
[04:03:50] Is he right, Chad? Is that right?
[04:03:53] is that true oh my god lost man lost by us to the cake that let's do the cake
[04:04:02] all right news version the newest version I mean I mean bro just oh my god oh my god
[04:04:15] I have to somehow I've got to somehow just do this bro I've got to do this I've got to
[04:04:19] fucking do this man I lost my game what 26 already did you know something XQC do
[04:04:29] want to know something what did you know that if anybody subscribes to you with
[04:04:35] twitch prime tier one or if they gift one sub while you're on the Minecraft
[04:04:40] category they earn an exclusive badge on twitch it's a chicken do you know that
[04:04:47] Yeah, all they have to do is get one sub, it's actually true.
[04:04:51] Go ahead Chad, if you have the badge show it off.
[04:04:56] It's true, it's actually true.
[04:04:58] Is it true?
[04:04:59] It actually is true, you get a free badge, you get a chicken badge.
[04:05:01] Chad, what would it launch?
[04:05:02] Oh, not proff.
[04:05:03] Oh, the baby chick, I like that.
[04:05:05] Yep, yep, look at this bro.
[04:05:07] Guys, if you want this, all you gotta do is gift one sub or tier one, you get a fucking
[04:05:11] chicken while we're on the Minecraft section, the baby chick, yes.
[04:05:16] We're good, we're good, we're good, okay.
[04:05:19] Edit instance.
[04:05:26] You cannot do Twitch Prime though,
[04:05:27] I don't think Twitch Prime works.
[04:05:28] I think it's tier one only gifted in my bad.
[04:05:32] Instantly by the way, it goes straight to your inventory.
[04:05:35] You get a fucking chicken.
[04:05:39] Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
[04:05:44] I'm not baiting, oh god, I'm not baiting.
[04:05:46] it's true it's actually true I had the lucha my doubts I said times don't count
[04:05:59] all right chat this is the end or is it the beginning get your LeBron arrives
[04:06:08] waiting yeah no that's that rock I'm gonna five get there no guy
[04:06:16] Oh have it. Bang. Lebron arrive, it's time. Are you ready?
[04:06:24] Key or no? Yeah, I'll just sign in.
[04:06:28] Hold on. Stable! This is for you!
[04:06:40] Does anyone know that meme or no?
[04:06:42] You guys know that meme?
[04:06:44] Like...
[04:06:45] No, nobody knows that.
[04:06:47] I don't think anybody knows that meme.
[04:06:49] Chad, does anybody know this meme at all?
[04:06:59] Grow up?
[04:07:00] Okay, that's just not nice.
[04:07:02] Well, how do you do these days?
[04:07:04] Huh?
[04:07:05] How do you do these days?
[04:07:06] Like, 20, what?
[04:07:07] I'm 23.
[04:07:10] What were you doing at 23?
[04:07:14] Being handsome
[04:07:18] No, I don't want them I think I'm getting a heart attack right now. What is this? I'm getting a pinch in my chest. Oh
[04:07:25] The notepad if you erase it
[04:07:29] Wait, what were you I explained to them? Hey, what are you doing at 23?
[04:07:33] Yeah, I was doing my thing.
[04:07:37] What were you streaming around?
[04:07:40] I was watching most of them.
[04:07:42] Damn, so you just started your career at my age?
[04:07:44] Yeah, nah nah nah, I was still doing it.
[04:07:47] I was still far up there.
[04:07:49] Like how far out would you say?
[04:07:51] Like the farthest out we could be.
[04:07:53] Oh you were already like mainstream mainstream?
[04:07:55] Oh no, not yet.
[04:07:57] Wait so you weren't a streamer yet really?
[04:07:59] No I wasn't.
[04:08:01] What's that?
[04:08:03] No, no.
[04:08:06] In 2021, I was already in Austin.
[04:08:08] I'm going to do IRLG.
[04:08:09] Oh, aware.
[04:08:15] No, that's five years ago.
[04:08:18] Mm.
[04:08:21] Are you ready to do this or no?
[04:08:28] I'm so loud.
[04:08:29] Hold on, I got to put the recipe on my screen.
[04:08:31] I don't know how to build it.
[04:08:35] Hold on.
[04:08:40] Alright, so should I create a world or no?
[04:08:43] Yeah, um, wait, so we both sometimes crash?
[04:08:46] Yeah, I'll tell you to see. Copy and paste it.
[04:08:49] Hold on, I got a little move.
[04:08:54] Make sure it's all good.
[04:08:56] Yeah, alright.
[04:08:59] Hold on.
[04:09:01] All right, I'm gonna send you it
[04:09:04] That's the seed when you're ready you tell me and then we all go here we go, okay. Oh
[04:09:11] My god. Oh my god. This is the one on my soul. This is I either lose it all or I go one more game
[04:09:23] Here we go by and sprint hold on chat my not play with us here's the seed enjoyed
[04:09:28] No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[04:09:31] Whoa.
[04:09:32] Oh, no.
[04:09:33] You think I'm gonna understand?
[04:09:34] I'm not gonna understand it.
[04:09:35] What are they gonna tell me shit?
[04:09:37] I'm not gonna be able to find it.
[04:09:39] Almost done, almost done.
[04:09:41] Hey, what are you doing?
[04:09:43] Are you stealing like cheats?
[04:09:45] Okay, I'm doing my stat.
[04:09:47] I'm doing my settings.
[04:09:49] Doing your...
[04:09:51] Wow, I almost got my computer.
[04:09:53] What about that thing?
[04:09:55] Why don't you use toolkit?
[04:09:57] Yeah, but it's just bad though, which I wasn't gonna shit.
[04:10:03] You ready to matter it out of here now?
[04:10:06] Is it XQC's speed runner?
[04:10:07] No, it is.
[04:10:08] It's enough.
[04:10:09] It's just bad.
[04:10:10] It cheats.
[04:10:11] It cheats.
[04:10:12] It cheats.
[04:10:13] It's a cheddar cheese, man.
[04:10:18] Text sounds?
[04:10:19] Hold on.
[04:10:20] It goes in.
[04:10:21] Yo!
[04:10:22] How did it?
[04:10:23] What is he doing that?
[04:10:24] Holy, is he forfeiting?
[04:10:25] Can anyone tell you my torch chat?
[04:10:32] What keyboard is this?
[04:10:33] I forget.
[04:10:34] How do you make it?
[04:10:35] How do you make it?
[04:10:36] It's like a steel series, right?
[04:10:37] What is this?
[04:10:38] I'm not sponsored.
[04:10:39] Exclusive?
[04:10:40] What is this?
[04:10:41] It's Apex Pro.
[04:10:42] TKL.
[04:10:43] John, shut your bitch's ass up.
[04:10:45] I'll just play.
[04:10:46] I'll just play.
[04:10:47] I'll just play.
[04:10:48] I'll just play.
[04:10:49] I'll just play.
[04:10:50] I'll just play.
[04:10:51] I'll just play.
[04:10:52] I'll just play.
[04:10:53] I'll just play.
[04:10:54] Okay, okay, no, it's not what I thought survival survival listen listen this how works ready if I win this
[04:11:01] We have two games off the play right we can either do correct for or we could do what was last game connect for or golf with friends
[04:11:08] But if I lose this the bro burst blows over you ready
[04:11:12] Yeah, hold on. Let me turn off the music hold on. Let me turn the music. I'm locked in I
[04:11:18] Oh my god focus focus focus. Oh my god. I can't go out like this, bro. I did it. I did ask cannot go out like this
[04:11:24] Alright
[04:11:27] Wait just so I'm clear the crafty recipe is three buckets of milk two sugar one egg and three wheat
[04:11:35] Yeah, all right three two one go
[04:11:46] I hear a skeleton spawner on us
[04:11:52] Oh my god, there's a skeleton spawner on us
[04:11:54] Oh my god, I'm a burger I'm de-gloved already I'm de-gloved already
[04:12:09] You're cooked I'm actually cooked
[04:12:12] Yes, three buckets already?
[04:12:25] He's in the end?
[04:12:28] Yeah, I'm feeling drugged right now. I gotta wait till I purchase them.
[04:12:40] Oh my...
[04:12:42] I don't know what I'm doing.
[04:12:52] Get up.
[04:13:11] Bang bang
[04:13:33] No, no, what are you dying to?
[04:13:41] that's most of the thing what I need right yeah that's most of it that should
[04:13:45] be game that's game oh my god game over for you too oh my god game over oh my
[04:13:54] god
[04:13:59] how many indicates you want five
[04:14:12] My god
[04:14:16] Hold chat
[04:14:25] Fudge oh my god
[04:14:37] Talk to me bro. I'm talk to me
[04:14:41] Wait, which one do you mean?
[04:14:48] Wait, wait, hold on.
[04:14:52] Hold!
[04:14:53] Hold chat.
[04:14:54] Yes, three back yet, mine doesn't.
[04:15:01] Yes, I do.
[04:15:08] I'm almost out of my game.
[04:15:20] Oh my god.
[04:15:25] My god, I have a brilliant idea.
[04:15:28] Oh my god, I have a brilliant idea.
[04:15:31] There's nothing here.
[04:15:33] Oh my god, I have a brilliant idea.
[04:15:35] No, I'm losing this probably where is the spawn where's the spawn no I so my god
[04:15:52] Okay, I'm gonna run over just trust me just trust me just trust me are you saying the bag looky
[04:16:00] Not even a little bit.
[04:16:03] So how do I make it hatch?
[04:16:15] Oh my god, it's on.
[04:16:20] It's on. I'm not wearing it. I'm not wearing it. I'm not wearing it. Just chill, John. Just chill.
[04:16:24] I can't be that fucking broke.
[04:16:27] Come on, come on, look in.
[04:16:35] Oh my god, I'm fucking...
[04:16:39] I mean, what else do you got?
[04:16:40] I have three already.
[04:16:42] Uh oh.
[04:16:43] I'm almost done.
[04:16:50] Got nothing?
[04:16:55] Fuck!
[04:16:57] Get him over, I won.
[04:17:02] Fudge!
[04:17:03] Get him over, I won.
[04:17:04] No, you don't have a game, stop it!
[04:17:05] Yeah, I'm about to win.
[04:17:06] I'm gone, I'm about to win.
[04:17:07] Wallahi, I'm about to win.
[04:17:09] I'm gonna win.
[04:17:26] Come on, stupid fucking bitch-ass chickens, man!
[04:17:33] Never play with chicken, man.
[04:17:39] I don't know, he might beat me chat, deadass.
[04:17:46] Bang bang.
[04:17:49] Me chat, do I risk that?
[04:17:59] Oh my god, is that risk chat?
[04:18:02] Bang, done, next.
[04:18:11] How many is that?
[04:18:22] Bang, next.
[04:18:24] You know how to get out of here at a get out of here weeks.
[04:18:34] No.
[04:18:35] No.
[04:18:36] Oh my God.
[04:18:38] No, it's over.
[04:18:39] You won.
[04:18:40] No.
[04:18:41] That's probably just game.
[04:18:45] Okay.
[04:18:46] Yeah, it is.
[04:18:47] Listen, what do you have right now?
[04:18:48] If you think payphone, I might give you one win on the score.
[04:18:51] Okay.
[04:18:52] What do you have right now?
[04:18:53] What do you have?
[04:18:54] Tell me something.
[04:18:55] What do I not have?
[04:18:56] Tell me what you have.
[04:18:57] Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me.
[04:18:59] How many eggs do I need?
[04:19:00] I only need one, no?
[04:19:01] Yeah, but just talk to me before you do it, bro.
[04:19:08] How many eggs do I need?
[04:19:09] I thought there was only one.
[04:19:11] Oh, sorry, all I need is a couple of iron for some thing.
[04:19:18] A couple of iron?
[04:19:19] Oh, okay.
[04:19:20] I know, a couple more irons for a bucket, I need to go find some cows, and a couple
[04:19:26] of weeds, and I'm gonna need one sugar, and I can finish it.
[04:19:32] Please, Marlon.
[04:19:35] You didn't have to do this, you have any food, you think?
[04:19:42] Run.
[04:19:43] No, it doesn't.
[04:19:44] Why not?
[04:19:45] Did it broke?
[04:19:46] Oh, please, oh my god, I'm a fucking idiot.
[04:19:53] Oh my god, I'm eating the food.
[04:20:00] Bite!
[04:20:02] It's on!
[04:20:04] Bum!
[04:20:06] No way, did you really do it?
[04:20:13] I won, right?
[04:20:15] No way near to do it. I just missed it. I mean I would have lost her guard list, bro. Oh, are you serious?
[04:20:23] Yeah, I did it like one second. I mean chat. I didn't have the fucking egg anyway. He said done right as I got the egg. Oh
[04:20:30] My god, oh my god. Oh my god
[04:20:39] There's no way the edges didn't spawn in time like there's no way I lose the orange
[04:20:45] Did you feel it going up? Yes. There's no fucking way. Well you got the rest of the
[04:20:59] items? I made it already and ate it. Wait actually? Yeah you're supposed to eat the
[04:21:06] whole cake did you not? Wait you didn't eat it. Wait you didn't eat the whole cake that's
[04:21:13] That's part of the rule.
[04:21:18] Wait, he didn't make the whole cake and eat it?
[04:21:21] You know what? I don't have hunger to eat it.
[04:21:26] I have one last slice, you want it?
[04:21:27] He didn't eat it?
[04:21:31] Yo, you want it or not? Because there's only one slice left.
[04:21:33] This is for you. You want it or not?
[04:21:35] I ate my cake, bro.
[04:21:37] Oh, that's a cap. That's a cap.
[04:21:39] I was a little dying of hunger and I hate the whole thing and I'm full.
[04:21:44] Whatever, bro.
[04:21:45] You're cheese, bruh.
[04:21:46] Alright, alright.
[04:21:47] How about I get a kill for this one?
[04:21:47] No, I lost, bruh.
[04:21:48] I FUCKING LOST!
[04:21:49] I FUCKING LOST!
[04:21:52] No!
[04:21:53] Brother, we still love you.
[04:21:54] We still watch you, man.
[04:21:55] It's fine.
[04:21:56] My god, bro.
[04:21:57] It's fine to be fucking straight ass.
[04:21:59] Video, dog shit, the video game.
[04:22:00] Oh my god.
[04:22:01] What? All games.
[04:22:01] Oh my god.
[04:22:02] You are fucking chopped, bruh.
[04:22:04] You are actually fucking chopped, bruh.
[04:22:06] Like you are fucking so ugly. It makes me mad like it makes me mad how ugly you are, bro
[04:22:13] Like I fucking lost like I lost by a millisecond by a fucking millisecond, bro
[04:22:21] Really, but I just have that stupid fucking chicken that fucking chicken just didn't shit quick enough, bro
[04:22:27] It didn't fucking shit quick enough. I lost to a fucking chicken. Are you fucking serious?
[04:22:32] I lost to a fucking chicken a fucking chicken
[04:22:36] Oh my god, bro
[04:22:41] What?
[04:22:42] Well, I just wanted to play games and have fun. I don't give a fuck about your fun
[04:22:46] Stupid fucking notch sold this game to Mojang or whatever the fuck bro made the chickens nerfed, bro
[04:22:53] Oh my god, bro. You bold motherfucker at least you're not chopped
[04:22:58] But you're sure as fuck though even if you know that Marlon nobody would give a fuck because you're fucking three and a half foot three apples
[04:23:04] high oh there nobody gives a shit if you if you were handsome because you're a
[04:23:09] little you're a mini you're a mini you're your fun size you're fucking
[04:23:13] your pocket size man oh my god oh my god you know I'm about to see you in a
[04:23:18] couple of days right like what's gonna happen when all this shit talking on
[04:23:20] line doesn't get you anywhere yo you know that right you will have to kiss me
[04:23:25] then you have to kiss on the lips I'll like except nothing but lips kiss yo
[04:23:31] Mandams young mandams all my mandams, bro. I got a target on him hundred thousand dollars hundred thousand pounds
[04:23:36] Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
[04:23:38] Jesus a hundred thousand pounds
[04:23:46] My god, I'm a shooter merchant
[04:23:49] I'm a shooter merchant
[04:23:51] I'm dead as a shooter merchant. Oh, don't say that. I'm dead other shit. I'm dead as a shooter merchant, bro
[04:23:57] I'm dead ass good for nothing. I'm only good at shooters, bro. Oh my god
[04:24:04] I'm not even the fort of twitch, bro. I'm the fucking diarrhea. I waited on a fucking egg, bro
[04:24:09] I lost a bro. Yo, I lost because of a fucking egg
[04:24:14] You got anything else? Yes, I made it dude
[04:24:18] I'm not kidding when you said bang I was in the midst of a the egg shitting out of the fucking chicken
[04:24:24] that fucking chicken bro oh my god as soon as impressive I didn't even make it
[04:24:35] apart I lost your fucking egg bro
[04:24:41] I actually can't believe it well you fucking dog shit that had that egg had
[04:24:47] to been promised you three thousand years ago you literally said you visited
[04:24:50] fucking Israel and kissed the wall bro I'm sick of this shit yeah no I can't
[04:24:55] bro that chicken was promised to you that wasn't a chicken brother that was a
[04:24:58] that was fucking dope I don't even know what that was bro that was that was a
[04:25:01] royal chicken bro dead ass that was dead ass a fucking royal chicken bro so
[04:25:07] What?
[04:25:08] Nah.
[04:25:11] Tel Aviv chicken, bruh.
[04:25:13] Nah, I can't.
[04:25:17] What?
[04:25:18] What?
[04:25:21] I'm starting to get the feeling that you're fucking
[04:25:22] shavey do-yams.
[04:25:25] I'm starting to get the feeling that I'm
[04:25:28] leaving my fucking words.
[04:25:29] I fucked the words, bruh.
[04:25:30] I'm going to see you in a couple of days.
[04:25:31] Y'all, I actually can't, bruh.
[04:25:33] I can't, man.
[04:25:34] I can't.
[04:25:35] How?
[04:25:35] Now go, now go eat some food.
[04:25:37] Oh my God, I already ate all my food, bro.
[04:25:41] I'm ten ass eight at all, Q.
[04:25:46] No, Jack.
[04:25:48] I have to put you on any of your chattars
[04:25:50] on any game that isn't some bullshit fucking shooter game
[04:25:52] and crap your cheeks well on everything.
[04:25:57] No one was ever this.
[04:25:59] I don't think I lose to a single one of your chattars
[04:26:02] on the edge of Empires 4.
[04:26:04] Not one singular chatter and I mean every person in the chat and nobody wins
[04:26:13] Please do I have a God in my chat? I'll pay you a thousand dollars to beat his ass right now
[04:26:16] I don't even want anything in return. I just want to see him suffer. Please. Do I have anyone who's good?
[04:26:20] I'm not even kidding. I'll pay you a thousand dollars. You don't even have to pay me anything
[04:26:23] I just want to see this guy suffer, bro. Please bro
[04:26:27] Please bro, please bro. No, please bro. Please bro, please
[04:26:30] Please, please, bro, please!
[04:26:33] Like, I, bro, I can't, bro.
[04:26:35] Like, this is like, like, I need someone, bro.
[04:26:45] You know what I'm saying?
[04:26:46] There's something that they would fry me in.
[04:26:49] But if you use the word fry, I know you're young,
[04:26:52] and I know that would beat you
[04:26:53] as you don't play that game.
[04:26:55] But
[04:26:57] Say well, I broke like I like I don't say that
[04:27:04] Someone who has 10,000 hours on that game, please help me hold on wait wait for it. Oh
[04:27:12] Wait
[04:27:14] I'm a burger bro, I'm the fries guy now. I'm actually fries guys. All right. Well
[04:27:27] who's my next bro? I need to win against someone. Who can I win against? Do you know
[04:27:35] anyone get us who could I win against now please after approach like this nobody
[04:27:44] I don't know anybody has a disbanded game and the guy that said Jay future on
[04:27:47] God I'm not playing no more I'm not playing yeah yeah you would roll you yeah
[04:27:51] he would roll me for sure bye I'm gonna get something now come in no can you
[04:28:01] You ask Jason if you want to go on?
[04:28:04] On fucking what?
[04:28:06] Oh no, I'm supposed to go.
[04:28:09] You ask him yourself bro, go to his chat and ask him.
[04:28:13] Well I'm just like, oh I don't have friends anymore.
[04:28:16] Well ever since Faze ended we stopped being friends,
[04:28:18] our contract got ended.
[04:28:20] Yeah.
[04:28:23] Like bro, I lost against Jinx, I lost against XQC,
[04:28:26] I lost against Ludwig, I lost against Joe.
[04:28:29] Like who am I supposed to go against fucking Los Polos?
[04:28:32] Like I'm confused bro.
[04:28:33] Am I supposed to go against fucking Los Polos to claim a fucking win?
[04:28:39] Yeah but...
[04:28:42] He's gonna eat some like food game and you're gonna get fucked up.
[04:28:50] Prime...
[04:28:52] Prime Los with it is a fucking inside of it.
[04:28:55] Prime Los was 8 years ago bro.
[04:28:58] Give it up.
[04:28:59] I'm not gonna call Lois right now.
[04:29:04] Who you calling?
[04:29:06] I'm calling Lois bro, you probably wanna pick up.
[04:29:09] You're my Isaac, cooked.
[04:29:11] Son here's too bright.
[04:29:12] Son?
[04:29:13] Yeah, that's not bad man.
[04:29:14] I'm not even chillin' just a little react with some food.
[04:29:16] But I'm enjoying it though.
[04:29:18] Alright bro, GG's man, I appreciate the game.
[04:29:21] See you man.
[04:29:22] I'm enjoying it.
[04:29:23] Alright bro.
[04:29:24] Yeah, I'll remember.
[04:29:26] Wait, before you leave.
[04:29:27] When you hit run bottom and you don't shit all games. I remember you're not as bad as Ron and this holy shit
[04:29:32] Is that I always remember check everything that you got millions of dollars you have billions of dollars
[04:29:39] Trillions of dollars, but you still don't have a fucking nose in a forehead like excuse me, bro
[04:29:44] Always remember that you know, you'll never have to do that
[04:29:47] You'll never have a nose that points out fucking farther than his penis when he gets a boner, bro
[04:29:53] Always remember that bro nothing is something think of something Gremlin you fucking dork
[04:29:57] Think of something go ahead think I'm giving you time to think before I leave dork you fucking pump yours
[04:30:02] You are taller sideways, and you are upright and you are fucking chopped every direction
[04:30:08] Every fucking direction. There's no saving it. You're just permanently chopped all type of fucking chopped, bro
[04:30:15] Yep, you're a dork chop. That's what you are
[04:30:19] Dork chop, you know you make a new meme you have no pull you have no pull
[04:30:24] Nobody's gonna use your memes.
[04:30:25] Brother, six seven, six nine, how about six eight?
[04:30:29] All right, bro.
[04:30:35] That's how my cue to leave.
[04:30:38] Yeah.
[04:30:41] Ah.
[04:30:51] Like, what am I good at?
[04:30:53] No, deadass, like dead serious.
[04:30:55] Yo, instead of spamming Keck walks,
[04:30:58] instead of spamming stupid fucking emo,
[04:31:00] like, this is the shit that actually gets me mad.
[04:31:04] It's not even losing, bro.
[04:31:06] It's just like, where do you think you have
[04:31:08] a stupid fucking place to put a shitty ass emo?
[04:31:13] It's like, bro, it's like, you don't even like think.
[04:31:15] I'm not even kidding this,
[04:31:16] this chat doesn't even think, they just type.
[04:31:18] They dead ass just type, they dead ass just fucking type,
[04:31:21] Like you guys that I don't think when you type you just what are you outlaw? Oh my god. My streamer is a four
[04:31:40] What is the bro chacho chip I can't L stream
[04:31:43] RTR, I am banishing you for five minutes.
[04:31:47] You're on time, man.
[04:31:48] I can't, bro.
[04:31:49] And then you spam Pritzels, horses, dolphins, Indian flag.
[04:31:53] I know for a fact you're sitting there
[04:31:56] on your fucking phone laying down sideways giggling.
[04:32:00] I know it too.
[04:32:01] I actually know it.
[04:32:03] I actually, yo, I actually know it.
[04:32:04] I know he's giggling.
[04:32:06] I get us know it.
[04:32:07] You're using fucking phone emojis, bro.
[04:32:10] This is a little ass kid drooling.
[04:32:13] Short of twitch piggy fries, but yeah, no no cat looking sideways. Yeah, I can't
[04:32:20] No, dude, I don't know what gets me more mad losing or reading this fucking chap, bro
[04:32:26] Dead dead ass and then my girlfriend said I just got home. Did you win? I?
[04:32:31] Just broke something. What did I just break bro? What did I yeah?
[04:32:34] What are you now? My shit's broken nice, so now my fucking shit's broken. Okay, so now my shit's fucking broken
[04:32:40] I don't even know how to fix my fucking camera now. Like what do I do? Oh my fucking god, bro
[04:32:48] home
[04:32:53] It's like bro. Oh my god now he's gonna fake and holy fake mad segment by the fucking moron
[04:33:00] What are you? What is this now fake mad and to end?
[04:33:05] No, no, no, no, no, no, no outlaw. I'm not kidding. Next time I start my stream. I'm doing a band
[04:33:10] I'm banning I'm adding like a hundred people. I'm dead ass. I can't I can't keep living like this day to fucking day
[04:33:15] Bro, I did ask can't keep living like this day to fucking day. I did ask really this shit is just so dumb. Oh
[04:33:22] My fucking God man
[04:33:26] So stupid bro, this is actually so stupid like who is that man
[04:33:33] Get your step on sandcastle looking ass off Twitter
[04:33:40] what does that even fucking mean like what does this even mean get your step
[04:33:52] on sandcastle looking ass off twitch now I'm I mean y'all y'all what does this
[04:33:59] even mean bro
[04:34:10] No, no, no, this is the same- OWWAH, IT'S THE SAME FUCKING DUDE, since the start of the
[04:34:16] stream, bro!
[04:34:17] He's the same fucking dude since the start of the fucking- all he's been doing, all
[04:34:23] he does, all he does, just do you know, these mods are useless!
[04:34:27] Oh my god, it's all he's been doing the whole day!
[04:34:31] It's like, oh my god, like what are your chat messages- no, I gotta slash user you.
[04:34:35] Like what do you do, bro?
[04:34:37] Like what do you do?
[04:34:39] You wait for me to go live, bro.
[04:34:41] Like, like, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
[04:34:44] Oh my god, he just spams throw up emojis.
[04:34:46] Oh my god, look at this.
[04:34:47] Ew pretzel is, yo, he does this every day.
[04:34:51] He does this every fucking day, bro.
[04:34:52] Stinky cheat, yo.
[04:34:54] Like, I can't, I actually can't, I actually can't.
[04:34:58] Like, what are you linking to?
[04:34:59] Like, what do you link?
[04:35:00] You're in the modern corner, the cruel time.
[04:35:04] You're in the modern corner, the cruel time.
[04:35:07] I'm not even kidding
[04:35:09] Listen, bro
[04:35:11] Next bro v. Bro. I got to go against fucking on a pixel
[04:35:17] On a pixel. I need a chance here
[04:35:19] I want a bro v. Bro against on a pixel when I get back from London dead ass. No, I'm dead ass
[04:35:25] I'm dead ass. I'm dead ass. I want to I want to bro versus bro against on a pixel. I'm dead ass. No, I'm dead ass
[04:35:31] I'm dead ass. There's zero chance in fucking hell. I lose to own a pixel. Y'all do I have any drillers in here dead ass
[04:35:40] Bro, like can you link this Tony? I'll text them. But man
[04:35:43] My only fucking chance is dead ass beating own a pixel
[04:35:48] That us
[04:36:01] I want to face-fluck my camera right now.
[04:36:31] you
[04:37:01] you
[04:37:31] you
[04:38:01] you
[04:38:31] you
[04:39:01] You
[04:39:31] I
[04:40:01] I'm 3 behind you, 3 behind you!
[04:40:11] 4, 4, that's good, that's good, that's good.
[04:40:13] I'm good, I'm good.
[04:40:15] What the fuck are you doing?
[04:40:31] I'm up for all the two stakes, I can't move on
[04:40:38] The Fed is trying to build a cake, so I can't move on
[04:41:01] I'm trying to see if he can hear me.
[04:41:03] Say what?
[04:41:04] So who's this machine?
[04:41:05] There you go.
[04:41:06] Who's this person?
[04:41:07] So who's this supposed to be?
[04:41:09] I'm trying to see if he can hear me.
[04:41:11] So who's this supposed to be?
[04:41:16] Who's this supposed to be?
[04:41:17] Right.
[04:41:19] Brother, fuck your payphone. I'm scaring you.
[04:41:22] You think I'm gonna see fucking payphone?
[04:41:24] Right now?
[04:41:27] Fuck your payphone. You're scaring me.
[04:41:30] Give him his points back!
[04:41:32] I'm dead ass, bro.
[04:41:34] How do you do it?
[04:41:36] What am I watching? What are you doing?
[04:41:38] How do you wake up crying?
[04:41:40] How do you wake up making good content?
[04:41:43] On how do I become you?
[04:41:45] On how do I get in your shoes?
[04:41:47] From this, from that.
[04:41:49] Stop trying to be me.
[04:41:51] Because even I don't even want to be me.
[04:41:54] I want to be someone else.
[04:41:56] And that someone else is my future self.
[04:41:58] yourself that's why I work every single day that's why I get up when I don't want
[04:42:04] to get up because I know nobody's gonna do it besides me so you gotta ask
[04:42:11] yourself are you gonna get up are you gonna get up and get to it or you're
[04:42:19] gonna get it I'm not getting up to it wait hold on are you gonna get up and get
[04:42:23] to it or you're gonna get it I'm not getting up to it but that's thinking
[04:42:32] bro did I told y'all bro I'm like I'm good at shit this bullshit-ass intro for
[04:42:39] this dumbass god bro this was 10 months ago May 14th mark my words matter
[04:42:51] I want my one year rematch dead ass someone delivered this clip.
[04:43:13] I want my one I want my one hundred oh rematch and I want to put a hundred thousand dollars
[04:43:17] on the line.
[04:43:18] I'll get a sponsor.
[04:43:19] I want my soul. I want my rematch. I'm dead-ass. I want my rematch. I'm dead serious. I want my rematch will not he I do
[04:43:30] I'm dead serious
[04:43:32] I'm dead serious bro. I'm dead. He responded already
[04:43:36] You're right guys. I'm pussy. I'm stable at all. I will pussy from Cherry Hill. Yeah, you know Mario
[04:43:42] Why do you clip this like what what what is the Mario? What is Mario? What is the what is the point man?
[04:43:47] Like why why clip this like why like like like why clip this brother was why could this like you're a fucking idiot man
[04:43:57] Like oh my god, man
[04:44:00] There's this better while since I've actually just sat here and talk to you dude. So hey
[04:44:05] So yeah, real quick. I want to update you guys
[04:44:09] Currently the 14th of April, which is Sunday this coming up Wednesday. No, I'm gonna be leaving
[04:44:15] I- I have- no, no, no.
[04:44:19] You're a little boy!
[04:44:21] You're a little boy!
[04:44:22] You're a little boy!
[04:44:24] I'm a man!
[04:44:27] And you're a little boy in a man's world!
[04:44:30] And I wanna play with little boys!
[04:44:33] Okay.
[04:44:35] That's not how it goes. The saying goes...
[04:44:38] What is this recommended from f- is this E-Rob?
[04:44:42] You're a little, if the recommended goes,
[04:44:46] you're a little boy, and I'm a man.
[04:44:52] And you're a little boy in a man's world,
[04:44:54] man do I wanna play with little boys, no.
[04:44:57] No no no no no, no no no.
[04:44:59] No it's not how it goes, no.
[04:45:00] That's not what I meant.
[04:45:02] What, that's not what I meant.
[04:45:03] I know I meant, that's not what I meant.
[04:45:06] That's not what I meant, that's not what I meant.
[04:45:09] another fucking post my lsf talk about me yo you fucking
[04:45:16] martel i'm gonna bleed these clips i'm dead out you're such a fucking burger
[04:45:20] she's 15 i'm 15 you feel me
[04:45:24] why i'm seeing
[04:45:31] hold nothing p is all not for me you feel me
[04:45:33] yo you smell me
[04:45:35] He's actually a bomb.
[04:45:38] Age on the clock?
[04:45:40] Jump!
[04:45:41] It's okay, Jett, that's edgy meme back in the day.
[04:45:44] We no longer are like that.
[04:45:45] I don't think he rubs like that.
[04:45:48] Watch this, brother, what?
[04:45:49] Do you think I want to react to this when I just lost a brother as well?
[04:45:58] Do you think I want to react to this?
[04:46:05] This is everything I need
[04:46:09] Don't belong, can't contain my jealousies
[04:46:13] You're not yourself, you're caught up in my spell
[04:46:17] You know how, can't you tell this thing
[04:46:20] I'm wishing well, I'll stop
[04:46:23] This is everything
[04:46:25] This chat is so fucking crazy
[04:46:30] This chat is so fucking cringe.
[04:46:33] Make some more hushes for us.
[04:46:35] Make some more like middle schoolers, bro.
[04:46:36] I'm going in.
[04:46:37] Ain't the rest.
[04:46:38] Ain't the rest.
[04:46:39] No.
[04:46:40] I said, y'all acting like middle schoolers, I'm going in.
[04:46:45] Because I'm saying, hold on, because they were flirting with girls, bro, and I wanted
[04:46:49] to ice skate.
[04:46:50] So I said, I'm going in to the ice skating rink, bro.
[04:46:53] Make some more hushes for us.
[04:46:55] Make some more like middle schoolers, bro.
[04:46:56] I'm going in.
[04:46:57] Ain't the rest.
[04:46:58] Ain't the rest.
[04:46:59] AHHHH!!
[04:47:08] No!
[04:47:11] What?
[04:47:15] What? How?
[04:47:18] How? How does he do so much, such a f**k!
[04:47:24] So much, he did, and he is like
[04:47:26] What does he do so much?
[04:47:28] He's such a fucking loser
[04:47:56] Prepare to predict, prevent, and read, and read for this.
[04:48:26] you
[04:48:56] you
[04:49:26] you
[04:49:56] you
[04:50:26] you
[04:50:56] You
[04:51:14] So you're doing it big we get to do one of these days I lost
[04:51:19] I lost I
[04:51:22] Lost
[04:51:24] You lost 670?
[04:51:26] I don't know.
[04:51:27] Oh my God, wait.
[04:51:28] Oh my God, give me the 670.
[04:51:29] What if we double it right now?
[04:51:32] Oh my God.
[04:51:35] Wait.
[04:51:36] There's no way it works.
[04:51:38] Joe, what if you do the left and I do the right?
[04:51:45] Oh my God.
[04:51:47] Hold on.
[04:51:49] Hold on.
[04:51:51] Hold on.
[04:51:53] No, no, hold on.
[04:51:55] Hold on.
[04:51:57] Hold on. Ready?
[04:51:59] Yeah.
[04:52:01] Wait. Wait. How's it work?
[04:52:03] I wonder if I can get both of these.
[04:52:05] Come on, come on, come on.
[04:52:07] What's going on?
[04:52:09] What's going on?
[04:52:11] Come on, come on.
[04:52:13] Ah! Ah! Ah!
[04:52:15] Oh, my God, it's working! It's working!
[04:52:17] Why is it so slow?
[04:52:19] Wait, it's not even, it didn't work, you know?
[04:52:22] Oh my God, wait, we can, we can, we can, we can.
[04:52:25] You gotta be quick though, you gotta be quick.
[04:52:28] One guy got closer, all right, ready?
[04:52:29] Fucking fool, it's hard, bro.
[04:52:31] Okay, just reset, reset, reset, reset, reset.
[04:52:33] What's the word record?
[04:52:34] I don't know, just reset, you good?
[04:52:36] You wanna go first or me?
[04:52:37] I'm gonna go first.
[04:52:38] You wanna go first?
[04:52:38] Yeah.
[04:52:39] Okay, so you gotta just-
[04:52:40] You gotta be at the frame though, I think that's why.
[04:52:41] Oh, okay.
[04:52:42] Okay.
[04:52:43] Wait, why did it hurt just now?
[04:52:44] Okay, listen, listen, listen, when you're done, jump out.
[04:52:47] Jump.
[04:52:49] Three, I'll get ready.
[04:52:52] Get closer, baby.
[04:52:54] Good, good, good, good, good.
[04:52:56] Come on, gotta put me back up when you're ready.
[04:53:02] Ow!
[04:53:03] Ow!
[04:53:04] Ow!
[04:53:04] Ow!
[04:53:05] Ow!
[04:53:06] Ow!
[04:53:07] Ow!
[04:53:08] Ow!
[04:53:09] Ow!
[04:53:09] Ow!
[04:53:10] Ow!
[04:53:11] Ow!
[04:53:12] Ow!
[04:53:13] Ow!
[04:53:14] Ow!
[04:53:14] Ow!
[04:53:15] Not bad.
[04:53:16] Not bad, dude.
[04:53:18] Not bad. Not bad.
[04:53:21] Should we try again?
[04:53:23] Okay, this time I gotta just come out of the floor maybe.
[04:53:25] Oh, you gotta cross.
[04:53:27] That was good pace, yeah, that was good pace.
[04:53:29] All right.
[04:53:31] So what did it, what did it...
[04:53:33] What did it only, how many did you do?
[04:53:35] 380.
[04:53:37] What did I do?
[04:53:39] Oh, fuck.
[04:53:41] Oh, fuck.
[04:53:43] Yeah.
[04:53:45] Yeah, yeah, I got a YouTube shorts.
[04:53:51] I haven't been on this, I've never used YouTube shorts on this.
[04:53:55] And the hour is all black.
[04:53:57] I don't even know your name, but it's finished.
[04:53:59] How's that lit?
[04:54:01] Come on, it's already a great day.
[04:54:03] You come down over there, then you come down here.
[04:54:05] Rest of this work.
[04:54:07] How about a little time?
[04:54:09] Progressive just, I don't even know what's called safe.
[04:54:41] Are you ready?
[04:54:43] Are you ready?
[04:54:45] They gotta get closer.
[04:54:47] Okay, so I gotta crouch?
[04:54:49] I'm gonna jump out, bro.
[04:54:51] I can just turn around and cover your arms, like do this.
[04:54:53] So the thing can't detect you, yeah?
[04:54:55] And then try to move, ready?
[04:54:57] Well, if you stand behind me, bro, and I crouch.
[04:55:01] You gotta get really close though.
[04:55:03] Alright, go close, you gotta get close.
[04:55:05] Just run right when you're ready.
[04:55:07] Nah!
[04:55:22] Uh oh
[04:55:27] Oh my god.
[04:55:29] We're right here, right here!
[04:55:32] 380 bro.
[04:55:35] 380 bro!
[04:55:37] 380!
[04:55:38] It's good pace.
[04:55:39] Fuck!
[04:55:40] We gotta figure out breathing techniques.
[04:55:43] There's breathing techniques for this.
[04:55:45] Yeah, for sure.
[04:55:51] Should I go first?
[04:55:53] Yeah.
[04:55:54] Can you say my name?
[04:55:58] Not that kid.
[04:56:00] Just yelling help you think push more six sevens or is it less definitely helps really
[04:56:12] Where's it?
[04:56:13] Chad is it how old?
[04:56:16] How did it only do fucking 3080 is crazy.
[04:56:20] He seemed like the register more.
[04:56:27] You gotta go Super Saiyan, man.
[04:56:28] Okay, oh, focus, ready?
[04:56:32] Focus.
[04:56:34] Okay, I'm gonna go for as long as I can,
[04:56:36] but if I feel it, I might just go all the way.
[04:56:38] Okay, I'll be right over there.
[04:56:40] All right, here we go.
[04:56:43] Should we get a, do I need a song or anything?
[04:56:44] Oh, you get boost, we get boost, we get boost.
[04:56:47] We get boost.
[04:56:48] No way, they know we're moving too fast.
[04:57:17] I know we're moving too good.
[04:57:19] What?
[04:57:20] Why is it breaking?
[04:57:21] No way.
[04:57:22] With too many six-sevens.
[04:57:24] What?
[04:57:25] Oh, sorry.
[04:57:27] Let's get started.
[04:58:17] Oh
[04:58:21] How did someone get two hundred eight thousand that's cat that's cat that's cat wait number five fifty that's actually
[04:58:28] What we gotta climb the look we gotta climb the leaderboards your shirt. No, no, I did that that's max, bro
[04:58:33] And we gotta leave it on a good note. We gotta climb the leaderboard. Oh, leave it on a fucking good. No, I swear God
[04:58:37] No, we're not beating that we're not beating that shit
[04:58:43] Dude these are like two little words
[04:58:47] Right there.
[04:58:48] These are cheaters.
[04:58:50] Oh my god, I think you just went viral.
[04:58:51] No, I didn't.
[04:58:52] No, I think you just went viral where I'm dead ass.
[04:58:56] Dude, Chad, we gotta climb that, no?
[04:58:58] We gotta climb that.
[04:58:59] We gotta climb that, bro.
[04:59:01] Oh fuck.
[04:59:03] You gotta climb that, Jason.
[04:59:05] Hold on, let me try.
[04:59:05] You gotta climb that, here.
[04:59:06] Let me do the same thing as you.
[04:59:08] You gotta climb that, here.
[04:59:12] Wait, you gotta play some.
[04:59:13] I can send.
[04:59:13] Oh, there goes my fucking.
[04:59:15] You're good?
[04:59:17] Right here.
[04:59:19] I don't know.
[04:59:21] No, no, no, no, no.
[04:59:23] What?
[04:59:25] What?
[04:59:27] I don't know.
[04:59:29] I don't know.
[04:59:31] I feel like a boss.
[04:59:33] I don't want to live like that.
[04:59:35] I just want to say that because he is sad.
[04:59:37] I'm sorry, dad. I'm sorry.
[04:59:39] I just want to say that I can't pass.
[04:59:41] I'm sorry.
[04:59:43] I don't need that.
[04:59:45] Hey, stop!
[04:59:48] Ah!
[04:59:50] Ah!
[04:59:51] Ah!
[04:59:52] Ah!
[04:59:53] Ah!
[04:59:54] Ah!
[04:59:55] Ah!
[04:59:56] Ah!
[04:59:57] Ah!
[04:59:58] Ah!
[04:59:59] Ah!
[05:00:00] Ah!
[05:00:01] Ah!
[05:00:02] Ah!
[05:00:03] Ah!
[05:00:04] Ah!
[05:00:05] Ah!
[05:00:06] Ah!
[05:00:07] Ah!
[05:00:08] Ah!
[05:00:09] Dude Jason, you had it, you slowed down.
[05:00:11] I saw, I saw you slowed down.
[05:00:13] You slow down.
[05:00:15] Wait, we cleared O-Day though.
[05:00:17] Oh my god.
[05:00:18] Wait, you might be chosen.
[05:00:19] Wait, how do you get 27,000?
[05:00:21] Oh my god, my bad.
[05:00:23] Wait.
[05:00:25] What?
[05:00:26] I just need a song.
[05:00:29] Wait, what is this bass off of?
[05:00:32] That's lifetime.
[05:00:33] Wait.
[05:00:35] No.
[05:00:37] No.
[05:00:39] Number 974.
[05:00:41] Oh my god, wait right here. Okay, the real one maybe like Charlie curfew with 951
[05:00:48] Maybe I might be recie monkey
[05:00:51] Yeah, I don't know. Well, we're like right here
[05:00:55] 600 what's top 100 top 100 is
[05:01:00] 626 oh my god, that's crazy. You got it. We got to double our speech
[05:01:05] Wait, we have to double our fucking speed. Oh
[05:01:07] Oh my god, is that awesome?
[05:01:10] I'm not even trolling.
[05:01:12] We got a double...
[05:01:13] I got tired there?
[05:01:14] You stopped it.
[05:01:15] If you subbed it for me, you would have got 600.
[05:01:17] When I got tired...
[05:01:18] I don't know if subbing is a glitch, it's for a second, we lose one second of six sevens.
[05:01:23] That's true.
[05:01:24] That is very true.
[05:01:25] Okay, I'm going to try one more.
[05:01:27] Do you think tucking elbows try it?
[05:01:29] Tucking elbows?
[05:01:30] Tuck, wait, definitely.
[05:01:31] Tuck elbows?
[05:01:32] Tuck elbows?
[05:01:33] That's what we say.
[05:01:34] Tuck elbows, no?
[05:01:35] Yeah.
[05:01:36] Tuck elbows?
[05:01:37] Oh
[05:02:01] But I should put a name though
[05:02:07] No way, no way, no way, small and fast?
[05:02:16] I know a lot about that man, because do this shit.
[05:02:20] No way, it's alright.
[05:02:22] Jason, book, book the website.
[05:02:25] No, no, just, no, come on, recognize us, recognize me.
[05:02:32] No, no, no, it's over, no, no, no, it's over, bro.
[05:02:42] Take your phone and be there saying,
[05:02:43] my phone is in my room.
[05:02:44] Go grab it real quick, I'll wait.
[05:02:46] All right, all right, all right, all right, all right,
[05:02:49] yeah, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right.
[05:02:54] Oh my god, it's 6.07pm and we're losing it.
[05:03:03] Oh my god.
[05:03:04] Oh my god.
[05:03:05] Oh my god, it's 6.07.
[05:03:06] We just missed 6.07.
[05:03:08] Oh my god.
[05:03:24] you
[05:03:54] you
[05:04:24] you
[05:04:54] you
[05:05:24] you
[05:05:54] You
[05:06:17] Dude it's just not initializing
[05:06:19] Okay, here we fucking go, bro. Here we fucking go, bro.
[05:06:28] You're going to love this. Trust me. What you're seeing now is my normal state.
[05:06:36] This is a super state.
[05:06:40] And that is a super state.
[05:06:43] This is what is known as a super state.
[05:07:15] I thought you could get it like a super you know how like it pushes you I thought you
[05:07:33] You want it on the, like the, you know, put it like a boost.
[05:07:36] Okay, it drops at 50, got it, got it, got it.
[05:07:39] Okay, let me do mine now.
[05:07:40] I got you, I got you, I got you.
[05:07:41] I got you, I got you, I got you.
[05:07:43] Yeah, I got you, I got you, I got you, I got you, I got you.
[05:07:47] I'm gonna go.
[05:07:48] I'm gonna go.
[05:07:49] I'm gonna go.
[05:07:50] I'm gonna go.
[05:07:59] We need to shift to work.
[05:08:01] Closer, they're saying closer.
[05:08:33] If you stretch reds came you can move shorter and still have a count
[05:08:48] Great five twenty for fifty gifted wait Toby. I need to move Toby wait. Is it no fist?
[05:08:54] Are you sure we're like jerking off maybe the air?
[05:08:57] Maybe
[05:08:59] Well, why isn't it going come on?
[05:09:01] Come on, you could do the dirt.
[05:09:31] you
[05:10:01] you
[05:10:31] you
[05:11:01] you
[05:11:31] you
[05:12:01] You
[05:12:09] So Jason do better bro, bro, bro, bro. He had a zoom in tag. I'm gonna go crazy
[05:12:18] Bro, I could have gone farther if I just lost it, bro
[05:12:23] I
[05:12:25] Lost it, bro. I fucking sold. I sold chat
[05:12:28] No you didn't but what you have five five five that's that's top what top what?
[05:12:41] Bro that's top two
[05:12:43] Please, because of how much we're six hundred and...
[05:12:57] What do we do?
[05:12:57] I don't know, I just look at your cup.
[05:12:59] What'd you think about it?
[05:13:00] It's pretty nice.
[05:13:02] I think you gotta show your hands.
[05:13:04] You gotta like...
[05:13:05] No, no, no.
[05:13:06] Pat me.
[05:13:07] Oh my god.
[05:13:09] Whoa!
[05:13:13] Oh.
[05:13:26] This shit's stressful, bro.
[05:13:28] This shit's the best stressful.
[05:13:36] Is it working?
[05:13:38] No, it's not, bro.
[05:13:40] I think I need a shirt. It might be registering the same color.
[05:13:50] Ready? Bro, the form tech is super close. Yes.
[05:13:58] Now those talked. And is it zoomed right now?
[05:14:00] Yeah, it's zoomed. It's pretty zoomed. Holy nipple.
[05:14:03] Wait, you didn't show your face, right?
[05:14:05] I don't think so.
[05:14:06] Wait, wait, do the superstand again.
[05:14:07] on the B-drops for the guys gonna get me crazy.
[05:15:07] Oh my god. Oh my god. You're so close.
[05:15:10] Oh my god, we gotta make this a better. It's right there.
[05:15:13] We have to get it better.
[05:15:14] It's right there. It's right there.
[05:15:16] Oh my god.
[05:15:17] It's right there.
[05:15:18] Holy fuck.
[05:15:19] Dude, we're 50.
[05:15:20] 250.
[05:15:22] We're ranked 250.
[05:15:24] Wait, we're 250 and you're 250 and we're 49?
[05:15:26] Oh, wait. I mean, yeah, I guess maybe.
[05:15:29] Well, we're top 250. Camera's too big.
[05:15:32] Maybe zoom in on what?
[05:15:34] Oh my God, actual 6'7 cam.
[05:15:39] 6'7 cam.
[05:15:42] Oh my God, it's not a 6'7 cam.
[05:15:44] Oh my God, 6'7 cam.
[05:15:46] Okay.
[05:15:48] Holy shit.
[05:15:50] Oh my God, 6'7 cam.
[05:15:52] This is fire.
[05:15:54] Holy shit.
[05:15:56] Guys, the wrist doesn't work.
[05:15:58] The 6'7 they detected.
[05:16:00] The wrist doesn't work, the six-set they detected.
[05:16:07] Maybe?
[05:16:08] It's just random, I guess there's some people
[05:16:09] on the site right now.
[05:16:14] This is so true.
[05:16:16] This is so true.
[05:16:17] This is C7 in right-thlines.
[05:16:22] Marlin just didn't got 9,000.
[05:16:28] Wait, Jason.
[05:16:30] Are you following me just listen no way is it gonna know it doesn't it's smart
[05:16:44] Where you got to take the face first
[05:16:49] There you go, okay, okay, let's see here
[05:17:00] I hate this song.
[05:17:07] Faded?
[05:17:08] I have it somewhere here.
[05:17:13] That was pretty good.
[05:17:43] Well I'll be your daydream, I'll be your daydream
[05:17:49] We could pay you down as high, Can you choke on me good?
[05:17:55] I'll take you to paradise, Say you'll never let me die
[05:18:02] I'll take you to paradise, I'll take you back to the time to win
[05:18:36] You ruined my edit sir.
[05:18:43] Oh fuck, we got swatted earlier.
[05:18:51] Are you fucking...
[05:18:52] We were 670.
[05:18:53] We were too old, no.
[05:18:54] Oh my god.
[05:18:55] He was...
[05:18:56] Oh my god.
[05:18:57] We were 670.
[05:18:58] 670.
[05:18:59] We were 670 too.
[05:19:00] Why we got swatted?
[05:19:01] We got swatted.
[05:20:31] Guys, they're saying good luck on breaking the record, let's do this shit.
[05:20:43] Let's do this shit.
[05:20:44] We're back.
[05:20:45] We're always trying to convince them.
[05:20:46] Let's do this shit.
[05:20:47] I was trying to convince them.
[05:20:48] Okay.
[05:20:49] Any waves do they go?
[05:20:50] Yeah.
[05:20:51] Is that water?
[05:20:52] There's no water until you beat the record.
[05:20:53] Oh, you fucked.
[05:20:54] Yeah, no water. There's no water until you beat the record.
[05:20:58] Oh, he fought.
[05:21:24] The ghost never laid out for me
[05:21:27] I'm gonna be so strong
[05:21:30] Where's the power to watch you do the women
[05:21:33] I gotta watch you do the boys
[05:21:36] I'm gonna go
[05:21:38] I'm gonna want to be the star
[05:21:40] I'm gonna be the star
[05:21:46] I'm gonna do everything I can
[05:21:48] I'm gonna be the star
[05:21:50] I'm on the outside!
[05:22:05] No!
[05:22:06] Until I fucking get it!
[05:22:08] They're not hoeing us!
[05:22:11] They're fucking hoeing us!
[05:22:12] No!
[05:22:13] We're going too fast!
[05:22:15] We're going too fast. They're fucking, they're mad because we're going too fast.
[05:22:19] They're mad because we're going way too fast, Jason.
[05:22:21] We're going way too fast.
[05:22:24] We're going way too fast. They're trying to cheat at us.
[05:22:30] Is it tracking my nipples?
[05:22:33] Is it tracking my nipples?
[05:22:35] Just track me around, Daddy.
[05:22:37] What the fuck is that? What does it matter, Daddy?
[05:22:40] I think we call it, man.
[05:22:42] Is that where we call it, bro?
[05:22:44] bro we fucking suck doesn't work it doesn't even detect us man the cop was
[05:22:56] bad one one more to a one one more to a one you get like 250 and then I'll
[05:23:02] send in one more do a one bro maybe we can get 600
[05:23:07] I don't think it's gonna work
[05:23:13] It's just bald man, we're too famous y'all got to get off the site, bro
[05:23:17] You look like what you got a fucking
[05:23:19] breathing that hard
[05:23:21] You're on the knee you're on your knees or playing with your hair. You're right. Like it looks like
[05:23:26] Oh my god. All right. All right. All right. Do we do no music?
[05:23:30] Just straight straight knee, right? But actually you got this because
[05:23:35] It's gotta take too long to pause, low key.
[05:23:39] What do y'all think, Chad?
[05:23:40] I feel like I should be one person.
[05:23:41] You sure?
[05:23:44] Fuck.
[05:23:47] I think I should be one person.
[05:23:48] But for 600, you just can't slow down.
[05:23:51] Bro, it's so hard.
[05:23:53] I'm gonna try already.
[05:23:55] Yeah.
[05:23:56] Rebecca.
[05:23:58] I'm gonna try breathing patterns.
[05:23:59] What's the breathing pattern here, go.
[05:24:30] Wait, let me try one more.
[05:24:32] It's over, it's tracking my nipples.
[05:24:34] It's tracking my nipples.
[05:24:46] I'm a fucking girl, that's me.
[05:24:49] I'm doing go-to one more time, girl.
[05:24:52] Who called complaints like this?
[05:25:00] come on bro come the fuck on bro come on man
[05:25:29] Dude!
[05:25:46] Dude...
[05:25:59] What are we doing with that box?
[05:26:12] Uh, not to break 600?
[05:26:13] That's what we're fucking doing, bro.
[05:26:14] Like, what are we doing, chat?
[05:26:15] Like, maybe Twitter's right about us right now.
[05:26:16] What is Twitter saying about us?
[05:26:17] If we can share this shit about us.
[05:26:18] Well, what is your name?
[05:26:19] I don't know.
[05:26:20] right now. What is Twitter saying about this? Who can be saying this shit about this?
[05:26:28] What is it, yo? Why?
[05:26:30] Is it talking my eyes?
[05:26:34] Alright, one last one, bro.
[05:26:36] Wait. The last dance.
[05:26:37] Why's the audio not working?
[05:26:40] Last dance.
[05:26:46] What the fuck?
[05:26:50] And death!
[05:26:53] Death is what is known as the super saiyan that is ascended past the super saiyan.
[05:26:58] Whoa! Whoa!
[05:26:59] You can just call this the super saiyan!
[05:27:02] Resolutions for exclamation, you change your hands for what?
[05:27:06] Just the wind!
[05:27:08] The tapering that waves waves to shut the power of the system.
[05:27:11] The saiyan is done!
[05:27:12] It's over!
[05:27:14] He's a mind-boggling monster!
[05:27:16] He's a mind-boggling monster!
[05:27:17] He's a mind-boggling monster!
[05:27:18] He's an idiot!
[05:27:49] It skipped a bunch of...
[05:27:51] It's over, bro. It's over, bro.
[05:27:55] It jumped like 35 in a second.
[05:27:58] It's over, bro.
[05:27:59] There's tech to this game.
[05:28:01] It's over. It's over, bro.
[05:28:04] Damn.
[05:28:05] So what was the highest that we got? 535?
[05:28:08] G-fucking-cheese.
[05:28:10] It's over, bro.
[05:28:12] Well...
[05:28:14] At least we got top 250 and top three-something.
[05:28:17] at least you look sexy as fuck.
[05:28:19] Dude, you're gonna break my fucking glasses?
[05:28:21] I don't know.
[05:28:22] I bet it is.
[05:28:23] It's the most hot.
[05:28:25] Come on, come on, y'all.
[05:28:31] What's that?
[05:28:32] Are you listening to me?
[05:28:33] You're sexy.
[05:28:34] Yeah.
[05:28:35] How much body fat is that fat in you?
[05:28:37] I don't know.
[05:28:38] I just forgot.
[05:28:39] You gotta go scan it.
[05:28:40] I'm trying to find out, bro.
[05:28:42] Dude, I've never seen my alley before.
[05:28:45] I forgot.
[05:28:46] Is camera lighting I'll be honest with you
[05:28:58] Flex it
[05:29:04] No, stop sucking in just flex it
[05:29:12] Oh
[05:29:14] I'm coming in now!
[05:29:16] This ain't coming in now!
[05:29:18] I just had to lose a lot of work.
[05:29:24] I'm going back to work.
[05:29:26] I'm going to keep streaming 24 hours a day.
[05:29:32] It's the last time I use an audio.
[05:29:34] I'm going to 24 hours a day.
[05:29:40] You want to come to Compton with me or Jason?
[05:29:42] Yeah, I don't know. We're trying to plan it before London no after
[05:29:52] Yeah
[05:29:57] Flash ray Jason the lead
[05:30:00] Rice and curry bro, I
[05:30:03] Can't believe the police got by the way
[05:30:05] We called the police on a dude who showed up to this house was a stalker and they didn't show for two hours and held the guy hostage
[05:30:10] Someone called about us screaming in 30 fucking seconds the cops show up here
[05:30:16] Yep, and then the cop was like the six seven turn is still a thing
[05:30:21] Still a thing is this April 26 basically called us fucking losers. We walked out the house breathing hard as hell
[05:30:28] I'm half fucking naked wrong like this talking to cops and looks like we just got done fucking neighbors by her screaming
[05:30:36] We must have a house message walk seen us walk out just like
[05:30:40] What the fuck is going on?
[05:30:42] They probably turned on, low-key.
[05:30:43] You should have told them that we were working on only fans' videos.
[05:30:46] No, we should have said we were mid-fucking rough.
[05:30:48] We should have said I had just finished in his ass.
[05:30:50] You were fucking it to EDM music.
[05:30:51] I was screaming about it.
[05:30:53] We were fucking just to the beats.
[05:30:55] Yeah.
[05:30:56] Every beat was a fucking stroke.
[05:30:58] Get out of here.
[05:31:00] All right, we'll go ahead.
[05:31:02] No, bro, no, bro, bro, I'm still screaming, bro.
[05:31:05] Go back to work.
[05:31:06] I got low.
[05:31:09] You always try to give me tech, bro.
[05:31:11] I actually try to get it.
[05:31:13] OK, I'm going back to work.
[05:31:20] Dude, get the fuck out of here.
[05:31:22] It's your mad daddy ass out of here, bro.
[05:31:35] Yo.
[05:31:36] Oh.
[05:31:37] Konnichiwa, door shut.
[05:31:39] Are you fucking kidding?
[05:31:42] Shut up.
[05:31:43] Like, god damn, really.
[05:31:48] Get out of here.
[05:31:51] No, Chad, don't be weird, bro.
[05:31:52] I have Chinese friends and South Korean friends and Japanese friends and Taiwanese friends and Vietnamese friends, bro.
[05:31:59] I can say that.
[05:32:03] Yo.
[05:32:04] Oh my god!
[05:32:14] Damn chat, lowkey my Vintai fungus arrived at the door.
[05:32:19] Well, well, well. Damn, my Vintai fungus at the front door, bro.
[05:32:23] I thought she was headed. I hope no one steals it.
[05:32:28] I'm staying here.
[05:32:29] you know get out of my do you have a crush on me we should actually do that
[05:32:35] though we should fuck every beat and then play like but play like
[05:32:42] No, we gotta fuck to every beat and dude, you're gonna break my fuckin' ears.
[05:32:49] This is P.B.N.Y. here.
[05:32:54] Oops.
[05:32:56] Maybe you fuck to...
[05:32:58] Every time you hear a beat, you just fuck.
[05:33:12] I mean, I'm telling you, I get it then.
[05:33:15] Get out of here.
[05:33:15] You're not thinking about going to Ice Manbrook.
[05:33:16] Get out of here.
[05:33:17] No.
[05:33:17] I'm not coming.
[05:33:18] I'm not.
[05:33:18] I'm not trying to chat.
[05:33:19] Get the fuck out of my room.
[05:33:20] Oh my god, are you lame as fuck?
[05:33:22] I'm lame as fuck.
[05:33:23] Brother, fuck you.
[05:33:24] Are you going to Amber, you know what you're doing?
[05:33:26] It's a great thing I'm not going to end.
[05:33:28] All right, I'm about to do a 24 hour y'all.
[05:33:31] Let's get straight to it.
[05:33:32] No!
[05:33:35] God fucking damn.
[05:33:42] Did somebody say Minecraft Episode 4?
[05:33:57] I'd get there from Luke-O-Tem.
[05:34:05] Holy shit.
[05:34:10] episode four before we head to London.
[05:34:13] Please!
[05:34:16] Please!
[05:34:19] Please!
[05:34:25] Wait, if Lays doesn't pick up, that's the end of the stream.
[05:34:29] So if Lays doesn't pick up, it's the end of the stream.
[05:34:33] No way, no way, no way he's selling on this chat.
[05:34:46] No fucking way.
[05:34:51] No fucking way.
[05:34:58] No fucking way.
[05:34:59] He just sold you guys.
[05:35:00] I'm down for that finish the night maybe finish the night strong yeah I'm not
[05:35:15] about to show it all just doing some photo identification right now the
[05:35:22] Offstream mining a little bit. I made this new skin run if you want whoa
[05:35:29] Wait, that's me
[05:35:32] Whoa
[05:35:35] Whoa
[05:35:45] Wait, how do I add this
[05:35:47] Oh my god.
[05:35:49] Shit's terrible.
[05:35:50] Yo dude, how would you like this to look, right?
[05:35:53] What would you change?
[05:35:54] You fucking dick rider?
[05:35:57] Outlaw, change my game to Minecraft and put in my title too
[05:36:00] that anyone who subs they get the thing.
[05:36:01] Oh my god, it's a classic call.
[05:36:03] You're doing that again?
[05:36:05] Yeah.
[05:36:06] There's five download buttons on my screen.
[05:36:09] Which one is it?
[05:36:11] There's six download buttons on my screen.
[05:36:14] Which one is it?
[05:36:17] The gray one the green one dude outlaw which one is it
[05:36:32] oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh my god oh what do I do with this now what do I do with this
[05:37:02] Don't call me a sped, bro.
[05:37:05] You guys act like you didn't get fucking viruses when you were younger, when you tried installing
[05:37:09] mods for free because you saw fucking Skyder's Minecraft do it, you fucking dick-rotter.
[05:37:14] Oh my gosh.
[05:37:17] What the fuck is that?
[05:37:23] Oh my god, I actually scared me, bro, that stupid fucking pig.
[05:37:26] I'm getting on.
[05:37:28] I'm getting on.
[05:37:30] chat watch this right watch this right watch this ready Bruce just texted me
[05:37:34] said do you want to play VR chat S3 yeah I'm just fucking kidding it's your
[05:37:40] bitch ass up right holy fuck it's funny because you texted me saying yo do you
[05:37:45] want to get on CS and then you put kappa so how about you fucking matter daddy
[05:37:51] how about you shut your matter daddy yo did I get fucking hacked am I hacked
[05:37:58] Try to buy I was trying to buy skins on CS and my card declined
[05:38:04] Well, guess what bro, I've got a news for you
[05:38:08] Think I'm hacked so GGs
[05:38:11] Well, you're not hacked. Yeah, bro. There's a they stole all my iCup. Oh my god. Oh my god
[05:38:16] They actually stole my iCup
[05:38:18] Outlaw, what do I do?
[05:38:19] Is the wrong guy? Oh my god. They stole everything. I clicked the wrong download. It's over
[05:38:24] There's nothing. There's actually nothing in my pass manager
[05:38:28] Oh my god, all my fucking
[05:38:32] At least you got the skin
[05:38:36] They're stealing my cod points, what does that mean?
[05:38:45] Oh, they're stealing your cod points, it's a little play out of words is a little joke
[05:38:50] I might not be seeing as a joke. Wait, should I be wide or slim?
[05:38:59] Slim slim no no
[05:39:01] I'm a pretty wide dude. Why don't I'll do wide no, though. Thank you, bro
[05:39:08] We don't forget this fucking chicken out of my fucking face
[05:39:14] All right, bud, here's my game
[05:39:18] And add it to the title you know to add what what dude matter
[05:39:24] Let's go I passed passport verification I passed chat who's ready for episode four bro of the let's play
[05:39:36] Dude just a little quick warning. I am deaf in my left ear. Why I don't know
[05:39:46] Since then I haven't had left ear audio
[05:39:48] All right chat waiting for a lace everyone get him everyone ask for lays to say his name
[05:39:56] He'll spot
[05:39:59] Boy yeah
[05:40:01] Yo, yo, yo me hose welcome back to episode four of the stable and lays craft this episode
[05:40:09] We're gonna go for about a library, okay?
[05:40:11] Thank you to five gets invader but this episode we're gonna go for building a library
[05:40:16] Basically, we're not going to end this episode, so we build the library, so let's get straight into it.
[05:40:19] We'll go check up on our farm, shout out to all the me-hoes, shout out to all the sons, and shout out to any ladies in the chat right now.
[05:40:25] Also, if you're watching on YouTube, you guys smashed the like button last episode, so this episode...
[05:40:36] Okay.
[05:40:39] Thank you.
[05:40:41] So this episode we have something special for you. Anyone who's watching exclusively right now on Twitch because of the fact we hit 800,000 likes
[05:40:49] Anyone who subs right now with a tier one or if you gift one sub you get a limited edition
[05:40:55] chicken badge on your Twitch channel
[05:40:58] Limited edition you get a chicken badge that can go everywhere across Twitch. Look at the people in my chat
[05:41:03] Look right here. Look right here this chicken right here
[05:41:05] You can get this for free all you got to do is gift one singular sub and you get a chicken
[05:41:10] If you have the bad show it off. Also for this episode, we're looking for five million likes
[05:41:17] And I know this and I know this is a big one, but we're getting close to the ender dragon
[05:41:21] So we're hoping that we could get more, you know clout from this etc for the let's play so five million likes
[05:41:27] Let's smash it smash that shit with your cousin's thumb. Yeah
[05:41:31] You like that one, right?
[05:41:34] Your cousin's sub, dude.
[05:41:36] Yeah.
[05:41:37] Grab your cousin's sub.
[05:41:38] Oh my god.
[05:41:39] Carter with the five gift of thank you, bro.
[05:41:42] Did you know, also, chat, if you want to grief Omei Five, anyone who gifts subs to people,
[05:41:47] guess what?
[05:41:48] They can't use their tier one, so guess what they have to do?
[05:41:50] They have to give subs so you can grief people by gifting subs too.
[05:41:54] Hey, hey, are you burning?
[05:41:56] I'm good, I'm good, dude.
[05:42:00] Outlaw add the chicken thing to my things everyone knows to get a free chicken drop on me if you love the chicken
[05:42:06] I love the chicken
[05:42:10] Who's Gert
[05:42:12] Gert hi, bro. We got to go go the library
[05:42:15] You know what that means to we have a lot of drool wait. Let's go get a jungle bruh. No, just we explore the jungle comment below
[05:42:21] We should explore the jungle
[05:42:23] The jungle is a fun fun exploration
[05:42:26] Not trolling. All right, who knows our coordinates
[05:42:28] What's the recording of our house dude, do you know it bro?
[05:42:39] Ron's Korean, I can't lie.
[05:42:42] Dude, dude, okay.
[05:42:43] That's just toxic.
[05:42:44] That's just toxic.
[05:42:45] Why are you toxic man?
[05:42:46] I'm talking about a good time playing Minecraft and you have to come in here spread negativity.
[05:42:51] Outlaw, murder him.
[05:42:53] Fucking jerk.
[05:42:54] jerk
[05:42:55] drug getting murdered you ugly bitch
[05:42:58] hi what is the coordinates or else
[05:43:01] is it
[05:43:02] oh it's 1300 and then something
[05:43:05] really?
[05:43:06] yeah
[05:43:07] i remember 1300 and then something
[05:43:09] i think maybe it was like 140 or something
[05:43:12] so it'll be over here
[05:43:14] wait it was in the negatives
[05:43:16] you gotta go mad at it this way
[05:43:18] oh it wasn't a negatives maybe it was like negative 140
[05:43:21] three netherite ingots
[05:43:24] i have no bode
[05:43:25] let me get in
[05:43:33] look at that fucking jungle bro
[05:43:34] the jungle is such a beautiful spot
[05:43:36] can i get a reed tree?
[05:43:38] who back in the day
[05:43:40] used to get a jungle, put four saplings on top of another tree,
[05:43:44] put bone meal on it and build a crazy tree house
[05:43:47] Holy shit.
[05:43:52] I used to do that because Captain Sparkles built a tree house.
[05:43:54] Does anyone remember that? Oh my god.
[05:43:56] If you know, you know.
[05:43:58] Damn, it's all eggs coming in.
[05:43:59] Oh wow, our jungle is right here.
[05:44:01] Look at Mika.
[05:44:02] Oh, it's close as hell.
[05:44:03] Yeah.
[05:44:05] Let's go fuck our chickens.
[05:44:06] Come on.
[05:44:07] Come down.
[05:44:14] All right.
[05:44:14] Check what? Yo Ricardo, what's up dude? I got food for you. Hey Chad, W fucking Ricardo.
[05:44:22] Also, if anyone didn't watch the last episode, we have 14-3. Yup. Yup, yup, yup.
[05:44:29] Did you get some fucking drip, Rockefeller? Yup. Yup.
[05:44:34] Ricardo, sit down.
[05:44:38] Alright Chad, I think it's time we build an Ann Val. Thoughts? Yay or nay.
[05:44:42] Hey, chat, chat, Anvil? Yes or no?
[05:44:49] So how do you build an Anvil? It's just like, it's like that, no?
[05:44:55] Thank you to anyone who's subbing, guys.
[05:44:57] You didn't know there's a limited edition thing going on right now.
[05:45:02] What does it do?
[05:45:02] Well, you can try to explain it if you want.
[05:45:05] Is it the thing where if you gift one sub or subscribe on your own,
[05:45:08] you get the badge next to your name that's a little chicken duck from Minecraft.
[05:45:11] if you type and then you look it's next to your name it looks cool as fuck wait that
[05:45:14] is actually like exactly to get to yeah but how do you get it but how do you get it well
[05:45:20] you basically just have to gift uh what's up right now while you're playing minecraft or you
[05:45:24] just have to subscribe on your own you get it next to your head wait so i should try and write it
[05:45:28] now to stable or not or like that i just did justin hat yep and justin already boom just like that
[05:45:33] the second you subscribe there's no delay you instantly get the badge you can click the settings
[05:45:37] and apply it and show it off in the chat room.
[05:45:40] Wait Chad, do I have Fortune 3 after I enchant it later or no?
[05:45:44] Five gifted, thank you so much Log.
[05:45:46] Do I add this later?
[05:45:51] Yes? Good tips and tricks by the stable bro.
[05:45:55] Gonna put that there.
[05:45:57] Should we go to the chickens?
[05:45:59] Maybe throw some eggs at them.
[05:46:02] Should we fuck them?
[05:46:03] Five people right now would fuck our chickens.
[05:46:06] It'd be really weird if anybody gives it 5 by the way.
[05:46:08] But like we would definitely-
[05:46:09] Oh, W spawn.
[05:46:10] Wait, this chicken looks familiar. Do you know where this is from?
[05:46:13] Oh wait, this looks a lot like the badge you get next to your name when you get to one
[05:46:17] sub- or subscribe one time right now to Steve Ronaldo while he's playing Minecraft.
[05:46:20] You get right next to him.
[05:46:21] Aiden with the 5 gift that he just did it.
[05:46:23] Holy shit, 5 gift and we have to fuck the chickens.
[05:46:26] Holy chicken party.
[05:46:27] Hey look behind you bro, look.
[05:46:32] Oh, chicken party.
[05:46:34] Wait, no Max's wait bad or an G
[05:46:47] Today's a great day chat, you know why cuz we woke up today
[05:46:51] Literally, right I think next we should
[05:46:55] What do you think in here?
[05:46:57] Good to start doing a lot. We need to have a billion chat on the table.
[05:47:00] Yeah, no chat. Facts or no, we need to low key, like, we need to go to the room.
[05:47:06] We need to go to the room.
[05:47:07] Yeah, yeah, 100%.
[05:47:08] Ricardo, get back inside you stupid fuck.
[05:47:11] Ricardo.
[05:47:13] Ricardo.
[05:47:15] Ricardo, stop playing games.
[05:47:19] Oh my god.
[05:47:21] Oh my god, bro.
[05:47:23] I'm gonna zap you, Ricardo.
[05:47:26] I'll record on the chat, bro, should I zap them?
[05:47:33] Yeah, let's zap them.
[05:47:36] Outlast is good.
[05:47:38] Zap them.
[05:47:40] This is good.
[05:47:42] Wait.
[05:47:44] What?
[05:47:46] Should we drown our chickens for fun?
[05:47:48] That water's gonna grease them.
[05:47:50] That's okay, bro, that'd be fun.
[05:47:52] That's okay, bro. That'd be fun
[05:47:58] I'm just watching
[05:48:01] You know we should do we should get villagers and just you know what to do just yeah, we should do that
[05:48:06] I saw my god. You know what I'm thinking. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh fuck. Oh that could have been bad
[05:48:15] We should murder villagers for fun
[05:48:17] Yeah, no one will do anything because they can't, what are they going to do, tell people?
[05:48:23] They're forever in captive in our fucking base.
[05:48:26] They could come down here at the chickens.
[05:48:28] They could not.
[05:48:29] We have a nice little view on our steps too.
[05:48:31] Wait, I actually just crafted a perfect amount.
[05:48:35] YBM.
[05:48:37] Some would say this is a dream siege.
[05:48:39] Oh.
[05:48:41] Dream.
[05:48:44] That's what the mask is
[05:48:47] That's what the point of the mask is Jason's welcome to the SMP, bro
[05:48:52] But I don't want him to troll dude. What is it? No trolls. Oh, yeah, no griefing. Why are they telling you?
[05:48:57] They said at the crossroads don't turn left. What does that mean? Oh
[05:49:01] It's like a little plan words. It's like oh you got a snake in your boot
[05:49:05] You got to bite the hook and swear at this spider
[05:49:07] What does that mean?
[05:49:09] It's just like a little like like a little a full floor little bad joke
[05:49:12] It's a terrible joke bro. I don't like that joke. It's a hell joke, dude
[05:49:17] Hi, bro. Yo, Ricardo. Fuck off. All right. I think we got to go either mining
[05:49:23] But we also got to build a spot. Where should we build it? Joppo? Where should we build it? I feel like right here
[05:49:29] No, we cover this up. Maybe put it right here
[05:49:31] Yeah, it's so tough. Yeah, we start taking some trees down. Yeah, take some take some of those trees that not all of them
[05:49:41] What's the best game growing up as a kid I'm gonna say to their Minecraft skate 3 or black ops 2
[05:49:48] by black ops 2
[05:49:49] Maybe my work for 3
[05:49:51] Crazy how good black ops 2 was
[05:49:54] Like so you didn't go ever ever ever make a call Judy that's good again
[05:50:00] Is that era over?
[05:50:03] That's probably fries. In terms of getting a good cod. That'll feel like that's probably fries for sure.
[05:50:11] Black Ops 2 was overrated. Are you dumb? Black Ops 2 is ahead of its time. That's what made it so fucking good.
[05:50:24] Black Ops 1 though was Pete playing zombies. I was scared of zombies growing up. Anyone else?
[05:50:30] Like I once I was a scary. That's no joke. Yeah
[05:50:34] No, Joe
[05:50:37] Like actually it's a no joke fucking
[05:50:41] Maybe a job
[05:50:44] I'll eat go
[05:50:51] Where's my music girl L Minecraft
[05:51:00] one of the greatest tracks started playing as soon as I said that it's a rare
[05:51:10] track bro this is the key rare we should build it like right here like cover up
[05:51:15] this little patch right here dirt you know this dirt out bro I'm gonna go
[05:51:18] fucking or not like this shit around wait rare soundtrack chat pay attention to
[05:51:25] Good.
[05:51:26] Are we missing?
[05:51:35] Nice.
[05:51:36] Nice.
[05:51:37] Wow, tight.
[05:51:38] Good or bad?
[05:51:39] Good or bad or bad?
[05:51:40] Or daddy?
[05:51:41] Maybe first piece.
[05:51:42] Good.
[05:51:43] Good.
[05:51:44] Nice.
[05:51:45] Nice.
[05:51:46] Nice.
[05:51:47] Nice.
[05:51:48] Nice.
[05:51:49] Nice.
[05:51:50] Nice.
[05:51:51] Nice.
[05:51:52] Nice.
[05:51:53] Nice.
[05:51:54] Maybe first key share.
[05:51:58] Turn it up. Listen Jay listen listen listen listen.
[05:52:00] Listen listen here comes the beach already listen listen listen listen.
[05:52:02] Listen everyone listen listen listen listen listen listen listen.
[05:52:04] Listen!
[05:52:18] Wait for the good life this morning chat.
[05:52:20] POV, you're just a little kid bro, having fun, both your parents are still married,
[05:52:27] life is good, all you gotta do is just come home and just enjoy life.
[05:52:34] Oh my god, actually a cinema soundtrack.
[05:52:47] Soundtrack actually is life no troll
[05:53:07] The soundtrack is literally like
[05:53:12] Old
[05:53:17] Here it is!
[05:53:27] P.O.V chat, you get on Minecraft, you play the tutorial and the automated bridge is being
[05:53:41] formed right now.
[05:53:42] If you know, you know.
[05:53:52] I know this is old, bro. Or new.
[05:53:55] But it just sounds so good.
[05:54:08] What a good fucking soundtrack.
[05:54:10] One out of five gifted weapons.
[05:54:12] This one's for you, bro. Listen up, Chad.
[05:54:14] Dead-ass.
[05:54:16] If you're sad at home right now,
[05:54:18] wake up, dude.
[05:54:22] Everything is awesome.
[05:54:28] No. The stable's safe.
[05:54:40] Ah
[05:54:44] Great I'm not a kidding whoever created the Minecraft soundtrack is actually the best person in the world. No troll is that a crazy take
[05:54:54] Like they just do so good like I just don't get it
[05:55:05] They were fine gift to jumps
[05:55:10] much appreciated bro yeah you guys really like the minecraft let's place huh
[05:55:14] it's pretty good vibes eh? Bro it always is.
[05:55:19] Get a minecraft let's place now I betcha.
[05:55:24] Let's fucking start it off.
[05:55:32] You five chips it again for madam. Thank you.
[05:55:37] oh my god music ends rain starts coming in holy shit is it getting better than
[05:55:46] this chat
[05:55:57] max win all I need now bro is just my fucking no all I need now is just like
[05:56:05] Oh gee fortnight cheated like like my cheese pizza
[05:56:16] I miss oh gee fortnight, but I don't know I
[05:56:22] Did ask this miss like
[05:56:29] But what why question marks
[05:56:31] Well, all of you said cheese pizza, so they think they're referring to Jeff, you have to see him, but you were just trying to be chill, so it's like trying to get, yeah.
[05:56:38] Seriously, chat?
[05:56:40] We can't even talk about cheese pizza no more.
[05:56:50] Seriously, chat?
[05:56:55] Seriously, see?
[05:56:59] Lights off for Max Vibes?
[05:57:00] It was actually beautiful outside right now just rained in California, and there's like a rainbow forming. I see it outside
[05:57:08] It is nice
[05:57:11] Were you hearing of the thunder there, bro the thunder was fucking insane fuck thunder. He's resting in pits
[05:57:22] It's a marriage me a back in the day, bro when I used to play Minecraft
[05:57:25] Trouble me if you remember these days. I think I had like 2,000 viewers. I play with like neokits
[05:57:30] I play with some of my mods and it was just like late night, bro
[05:57:33] I was just having fun streaming because that's all streaming is bro streaming is all about just having fun
[05:57:48] Like bro, think about it. There's probably so many losers in my chat right now
[05:57:51] just need someone to watch bro because they're just such losers of course there
[05:57:56] is bro and like bro you're either the fucking loser playing the game or you're
[05:58:02] the loser watching bro sure actually sure he's right dad he's right
[05:58:09] You know, I was once a loser.
[05:58:18] Think I'll give you how many more, that's good.
[05:58:23] You know, kids in my high school used to call me like, unique glove man.
[05:58:28] Oh.
[05:58:29] What's that?
[05:58:30] Yeah.
[05:58:31] I don't fucking dick move, actually, fast me.
[05:58:36] There's a lot of kids in my school who used to make fun of me trying to fortnight.
[05:58:43] Now what?
[05:58:45] You fucking FNCS champion.
[05:58:48] Yeah, no fucking bagging groceries.
[05:58:54] One large fry.
[05:58:56] One large fry to go.
[05:59:01] I'm gonna make a garden and if someone gets shifty their name goes on it.
[05:59:05] My god
[05:59:07] Actual cinema form
[05:59:10] You know what should I call it the rich form?
[05:59:14] Anybody
[05:59:29] Not anyone who gives 20 it's a super rare it's her only rich people bro
[05:59:32] Welcome to the garden. You'll be on the garden right here.
[05:59:36] Limited time off. That guy get the 10. Max win.
[05:59:40] Oh yeah, it's Adam. That's the bros.
[05:59:44] Yeah, who speaks?
[05:59:48] I like this little campfire.
[05:59:52] Yeah, I could build more.
[05:59:56] Looks like nobody's rich.
[06:00:00] nobody's rich yeah it looks like we can only have one person boys nobody
[06:00:06] supposed to be on the uh want to be on the job guys you know if you gift one
[06:00:10] singular separate you get an exclusive badge right yeah you also get an
[06:00:14] exclusive badge if you sub right now which is a little duck it's really ready
[06:00:17] 25 giga from oh my god Bobby care to find my god oh my god
[06:00:21] Holy shit man
[06:00:25] You oh
[06:00:30] Welcome to the fucking garden. Oh Dr. Drake. I want to score six nine
[06:00:37] What
[06:00:39] We're making people's name off
[06:00:41] No, that's not even get 20
[06:00:43] Rod's left nuts six seven
[06:00:45] Runs, left, nut, six, seven.
[06:00:51] Welcome to the- wait, what?
[06:01:02] Wait.
[06:01:03] What are you gifted to get on here guys?
[06:01:05] You don't have the name nut?
[06:01:07] I feel like I asked instead of nut.
[06:01:10] First instead of you.
[06:01:13] Wow, you can't have the word no
[06:01:15] Never find get this double fat turtle or back of my day. I used to write swirs on these sides
[06:01:21] Actually just like full-ripped it already
[06:01:27] Shallot chickens are doing I mean yeah, I mean I don't know. Hi. What are we digging?
[06:01:33] What are we thinking right here?
[06:01:35] How do we build up? How big is a library chat? Like how do you build a library?
[06:01:43] Let me see. Let me see what happens if I look up on Google Minecraft library.
[06:01:54] How do you build it? I feel like it should be out of wood.
[06:01:57] And then inside, low key, I have a method.
[06:02:02] Yeah, just make it out of wood.
[06:02:04] I think we should do birch wood. I think we should switch it up. Thoughts?
[06:02:07] Yeah, I like birch wood.
[06:02:09] Yeah, I could do a little perch wood, a little humble little perch wood.
[06:02:14] Okay, I see. It doesn't have to be big at all.
[06:02:20] Cause every time we touch, I get this feeling.
[06:02:28] I hate perch wood growing up. Anyone else?
[06:02:32] This is the most I've came back to in the fucking world in like forever.
[06:02:35] Like, like action probably kind of plus you.
[06:02:37] Me too.
[06:02:39] It's so far. This is actually so far like seeing it develop. This is peak. Oh my god
[06:02:45] Now imagine
[06:02:49] My god, bro, it's actually I'll tell you it's like the picture I say you right now
[06:02:56] Stove is us. We're both fucking floating out of John pragmatic. It's a bit of thousand subs
[06:03:02] No way
[06:03:04] I
[06:03:08] Got a fucking name out on the super garden bro guys limited edition anyone gives a thousand subs
[06:03:14] Will build a big dildo and write your name on the tip
[06:03:18] Holy shit right now
[06:03:20] This whole episode will be dedicated to you. Think about how cool that would actually be
[06:03:28] Some fake
[06:03:34] I'm not getting Bert right now, I'm getting a good amount of money, thank you.
[06:03:47] There's been an yaho in a thousand gifts, thank you.
[06:03:50] Oh my, I'm not even like just saying this, I'm actually just like, this is just, this is exquisite.
[06:03:55] I just started playing an OG fucking soundtrack, and I'm not even kidding, this is just getting better.
[06:04:01] Why don't I have any music, bro? What is this go to your options? Oh, I know
[06:04:06] Oh, it doesn't give me any no no and put your music frequency on constant
[06:04:13] What that's a baby I
[06:04:16] For the last let's play I should get out that was a thing too on God because I was like
[06:04:20] Why do I have no music in your jamming out? I want to look at that. I saw that doesn't sing
[06:04:24] But I had never saw that before
[06:04:27] It doesn't I don't know why didn't start
[06:04:31] Minecraft is so fucking good and I actually want to have sex with such a
[06:04:35] watch. Like that's a God's you're setting up.
[06:04:42] Okay so let's say the enchantment table is right here. We need one, two, three.
[06:04:48] I'll come back right now. Chad, this is how much space you need now.
[06:05:01] Little small library.
[06:05:12] I know you don't need quarters, but like for aesthetic purposes, no?
[06:05:25] What if I put the books right around here? We'll look good cheddar now. Well, that's still getting level 30 or no?
[06:05:31] You got to be positive here.
[06:05:33] No, I don't.
[06:05:55] Let me keep looking around.
[06:05:57] That'd be soundtrack man.
[06:06:01] I'm trying to figure out how to do this challenge. Ignore me. Give me one second. Let my old
[06:06:28] I'm just gonna speak, okay?
[06:07:28] Oh!
[06:07:40] I got sugar cane going for folks who are in check notes.
[06:07:52] Shall I just fill in the soundtrack or not?
[06:07:54] Well, it's just time to make friends with the community, talk to amongst each other.
[06:08:01] If I was all apps, I would make a friend, bro.
[06:08:07] Or maybe add someone and just type their favorite email to them, bro.
[06:08:10] Maybe they'll type an email back.
[06:08:11] They know what apps do, but they really want them, they will.
[06:08:17] I don't like this one, bro.
[06:08:20] Loki
[06:08:25] I like this
[06:08:32] Loki like this look
[06:08:41] But we should put some stained glass on that shit, too
[06:08:45] Now you're building what is like stained glass?
[06:08:47] You get to dye and then you can stain the glass and make it like any color so like you get to die from like any like
[06:08:54] Different color flowers or like right now getting squids who can make like black glass like I can grab
[06:08:59] Why is he telling the truth?
[06:09:01] Yeah, I mean
[06:09:04] Hold on now. I'm on my building. Yeah, well, oh my god. I look like bookshelves right here not even that's not bad
[06:09:11] little bookshelves right here put some lanterns on top of them so let me cook a little bit
[06:09:21] this is the ugliest shit ever alright bro we can fix it man wait a fucking kill my hopes
[06:09:35] and dreams, Dick Ryder.
[06:09:48] Bro, we need a storage room too.
[06:09:50] We can add another layer to our house for like a basement.
[06:09:53] But we definitely need a storage room.
[06:09:55] We already have four full chests.
[06:09:57] We should know the tunnel system.
[06:10:00] I don't know if you're dead ass or if you're like, I'm down, of course.
[06:10:03] Whatever we don't need because of fire and stuff.
[06:10:05] What is this soundtrack?
[06:10:07] I've never heard of this.
[06:10:13] Sleepy little soundtrack, eh?
[06:10:20] Great minds all night, you know.
[06:10:27] Any ladies in the chat watching this Minecraft less play?
[06:10:30] Ladies if you're watching right now text your man if you got a man to get him to get your nails done
[06:10:36] What do you think about this library look ugly as shit I don't know what to do I
[06:11:01] Fuck that man. I built too much early
[06:11:05] It's so ugly
[06:11:10] How do you fucking sometimes I mean, it's probably not like a structure thing it's probably like a block
[06:11:20] Why do I look he liked this
[06:11:31] But chat holds like on some I think we just do like a blocky block
[06:11:47] Like why do I not hate this
[06:11:49] Why do I not hit this?
[06:12:02] I'm heading back right now.
[06:12:08] Heading back, heading back.
[06:12:09] It's getting late.
[06:12:10] They're saying it's ugly.
[06:12:11] It might be.
[06:12:12] Bro.
[06:12:14] It might be
[06:12:18] Chad is this ugly put it on God
[06:12:28] Maybe it's like a dark oak angle, but it's a fucking library man
[06:12:36] Now builders stick to my nurse yo dude really dope
[06:12:43] I still on Twitter chat while I'm taking a piss, the Disguise like toast community hates
[06:13:03] Because I said I called out that I can make fun of a fucking creep dude
[06:13:16] You cheat on a woman you need to die especially if it's a fucking
[06:13:20] freshly 18 fucking
[06:13:22] Vistuba, bro
[06:13:24] Like brother get it in game, of course
[06:13:28] In game in game not like actually die like in Minecraft
[06:13:33] That was a little aggressive.
[06:13:38] Holy good soundtrack again. Lock and chat. What do you think about this? Chopped?
[06:13:43] It's interesting.
[06:13:45] Dude, but and then it
[06:13:50] I'm sorry, maybe we could use you could maybe implement some fucking mossy cobblestone. Oh
[06:13:57] Little key, right? Not bad. I'll bring it. I'll bring it
[06:14:03] I have an idea here
[06:14:06] Just just just check you trust me or no, just keep try to trust me a little bit or no. Can you bring me more wood or no?
[06:14:14] Yeah, birch just
[06:14:17] Matta daddy
[06:14:20] Lossy cobblestone down here. I need wood. I need wood. I need wood. What kind I need wood that I can strip
[06:14:29] We also need some light getting stayed on the same as any creep I said
[06:14:33] Creepers are scary.
[06:14:35] Did you grab a cobble?
[06:14:40] Yeah.
[06:14:41] Nice.
[06:14:42] Chad, did you know that if you sub- Yo, get this fucking child away from me!
[06:14:51] Chad, did you know that if you sub right now, you give the sub a one sub?
[06:14:59] More of you subbed right now, it's tier one.
[06:15:01] You get an exclusive emote of a fucking baby chicken.
[06:15:04] Literally.
[06:15:06] It's so fucking hard too.
[06:15:08] I'm about to go look for uh, some more birch, cause uh, I think that's what you need.
[06:15:18] Why does this kind of look like Epstein's house?
[06:15:24] Not that I know what it looks like, but like.
[06:15:27] Throwin' on little St. James.
[06:15:40] Why am I Loki cooking? Chad, is this a stinky cheese or a rat?
[06:15:44] Four members of that from Elden Ring? Probably me, if you don't.
[06:15:48] I'm not even kidding, Elden Ring might have been the most fun I ever had streaming, Dennis.
[06:15:53] Like, one of the most fun times I've ever had streaming.
[06:15:57] I mean just looking back at it was so much fun brother so many times I just wanted to
[06:16:10] say the craziest words and I just didn't it was so much fun.
[06:16:21] I had a couple slip-ups though who remembers those.
[06:16:24] There was one I almost really did slip up on I don't what did I say chat someone remembers?
[06:16:29] There's a clip of it. I like said, bro. I actually said something fucking crazy. I don't know what I said
[06:16:37] No, it was the first out of a remarathon not the second one
[06:16:43] Yeah
[06:16:47] Wait, hold on shall wait look at the show of this shall wait look at this
[06:16:54] No, I sold I sold
[06:17:03] That's how you get a free disc chat anyone know about that super now
[06:17:10] What if creepers are just sad at life, bro, and they explode because they want to kill themselves because they're so sad
[06:17:19] Yo, why the fuck
[06:17:24] Hold on yeah more bird more birds 53 wait this matters
[06:17:36] I'm gonna get some farming going right I need I need some lanterns, okay
[06:17:43] Yeah, can we get some outside?
[06:17:46] Oh, like so she doesn't spawn yeah, maybe a little bit inside, so
[06:17:54] man little temple just for books
[06:18:03] just doesn't look that bad don't hate it's not a Jewish temple
[06:18:11] Why don't I look you kind of like with this up here anyone else anyone kind of like this
[06:18:30] and the books will go like right here wait hold on hold your matter daddy's just can you
[06:18:40] You guys just hold it for one second.
[06:18:42] Literally just a second.
[06:18:46] How do you make a book? Does anyone know or what?
[06:18:48] Yeah, yeah, it's a paper and leather.
[06:18:52] Other paper you need.
[06:18:55] Does anyone know how to make books?
[06:18:57] What do I fucking mean?
[06:19:00] Wait, Dennis, do you have to...
[06:19:02] Wait, how do you do it?
[06:19:04] Three paper of one leather?
[06:19:10] Wait, so how do you make- Do you have any sugarcane or no?
[06:19:17] Yep, coming right out of the farm again, coming right out of the farm again.
[06:19:19] Do we even have any leather?
[06:19:21] Yeah, yeah, should be in the water chest.
[06:19:24] I need some sugar, I need some sugar.
[06:19:28] Yeah, I'm right behind you, I have 39.
[06:19:31] Pass me some of that sugar.
[06:19:33] Bro, we have to make a cow farm, Chad. Facts are no.
[06:19:36] Yeah, Cal-Farm, for sure.
[06:19:45] Now, need me ten books, classic.
[06:19:55] Look at this chat.
[06:19:57] Look.
[06:19:58] Look.
[06:19:59] Wait for it, ladies and gentlemen.
[06:20:01] Alright.
[06:20:03] Nice.
[06:20:05] Wow, I think I'm gonna make this hang down one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
[06:20:11] Wow
[06:20:14] Wow, oh my god, this is gonna be a library. It's gonna be books everywhere
[06:20:20] This is actually fire on God. This is fire. Oh, this is great. This is a good time, bro
[06:20:25] This is just great
[06:20:26] Actually, good life
[06:20:29] Fucking good life. I start I think I should start fencing some of this out maybe more
[06:20:36] Take it some fences going it's wait you can make your color lanterns. Oh
[06:20:42] I didn't know that wait they're calling this a giant onion, bro. The fuck
[06:20:47] the kids are coconut
[06:20:50] The coconut the coconut
[06:20:55] You ever smell your fucking ball from our balls
[06:20:58] I don't even know you take a whiff as well, let me see, but it's like kinda good though.
[06:21:16] Fake good yeah.
[06:21:17] Alright I'm gonna go murder more cows, I'm gonna go in a little vent, shove it back.
[06:21:22] I'm a hardy
[06:21:29] I love murdering animals in this game
[06:21:31] Jump goes in, jump goes in, jump goes in, jump goes in
[06:21:37] God, I was in bottles
[06:21:42] Bro, what's a soul torch?
[06:21:47] Bro get this fucking sheep out of my fucking face
[06:21:55] Bro we have to make cows fuck each other soon
[06:21:58] Yes I agree
[06:22:00] I agree Mr. Kraess
[06:22:08] Dude I saw Maya try to play this game and she didn't kill animals the whole time
[06:22:42] just come peek. No, I was there's a cherry blossom fucking biome right next to us. Cherry
[06:22:49] blossom biome next to us. Oh my god. We could take the trees and we could replant them.
[06:22:54] Yeah, we need to hit that up. Oh my god. Isn't this like really good? We definitely need to
[06:23:01] fucking hit that up. Get some of those while you're out there. Get some of the. You're
[06:23:09] Yeah, sure
[06:23:11] Wait that counts for an axe he's sad when I murdered him
[06:23:17] Yeah
[06:23:19] Fucking dickhead go eat a burger, bro
[06:23:26] Sometimes I wonder
[06:23:28] Do you think burger can talk to me? Oh?
[06:23:32] bro
[06:23:33] In my times like I
[06:23:35] Would back then would try and like get my dog to talk to me
[06:23:39] But it was just me and him home alone is actually on godly bro. I don't know bro
[06:23:42] I swear there has to be a way bro
[06:23:44] Like how do you know your own like name and shit and you can listen but you can't like talk that's bullshit
[06:23:51] Actually, though, I literally I swear to God. We said like on guy won't tell anyone like I've already said that out loud
[06:23:58] Doesn't budge you wouldn't ever fucking budge
[06:24:03] Not even once, bro.
[06:24:09] He wouldn't even tell anyone no.
[06:24:11] I would never, I would never tell a soul, bro. He actually just said like, yo.
[06:24:17] I wouldn't tell even the person closest to me. I would never.
[06:24:24] I've tried so many times, bro.
[06:24:28] Oh, no.
[06:24:33] When I first met Boba, I played Minecraft with her and I found this biome that we built
[06:24:46] a house and we fell in love.
[06:24:51] Little cringe but I mean like it's not bad and this whole chat woke up what's
[06:25:04] going on?
[06:25:05] Drop on me if you ever played Minecraft with a girl that you liked.
[06:25:12] How do you watch the cherry match?
[06:25:20] It's gonna be on YouTube, but I'm faking it.
[06:25:23] Should I have someone stream and react to me the whole time?
[06:25:26] Like, who could I have that could do it?
[06:25:28] Because Lace Cake is gonna be filming.
[06:25:31] Wait, for what?
[06:25:31] Like a charity match?
[06:25:32] Like, I want it so someone can, like, react,
[06:25:35] like, like someone I'm friends with.
[06:25:38] Now, Silky's doing his own thing.
[06:25:42] Like, who's, like, someone...
[06:25:47] Outlaws?
[06:25:47] You want out?
[06:25:49] Outlawed to have my stream
[06:26:08] Okay, who the fuck drafted you I thought you weren't invited yo dick why are you watching me? We're gonna just
[06:26:17] Whoa
[06:26:19] Am I tweaking what there's there's some shit in this game
[06:26:26] I'm on this I'm on Minecraft wiki trying to look at like how to make stained glass
[06:26:31] Aluminum oxide that's an item in this game. There's no way
[06:26:35] Oxide that shit that you like kill people with
[06:26:42] There's like
[06:26:49] moron trioxide
[06:26:51] brah
[06:26:53] mh mh mh mh
[06:26:55] chat how do you bring villagers to a house
[06:26:57] you have to find them
[06:26:59] oh i found a village
[06:27:01] oh god as you're saying that
[06:27:03] holy king richards loot
[06:27:05] hahahaha
[06:27:07] hahahah
[06:27:09] hahahah
[06:27:11] hahahah
[06:27:13] wait how do i bring them to the house though
[06:27:15] i think you have to make a lead
[06:27:17] I don't know if you can wrap around them though.
[06:27:25] Who the fuck is King Richard? Holy shit, we're getting old.
[06:27:29] Wow, can I fucking call a dope soon?
[06:27:36] That's fucked.
[06:27:43] Do you got an OG one on or no?
[06:27:45] Yeah
[06:27:47] Damn wait, isn't this is a good village just some villagers here. Oh my god. It's another village down the street
[06:27:56] Damn you thought you found the Jewish community, bro
[06:28:07] This guy's pocket doors
[06:28:15] What am I supposed to do with them though? Like can I bring them or no?
[06:28:22] There's an iron golem. Burger!
[06:28:34] And there's so many of them.
[06:28:36] Do you get so many seeds from harvesting the wheat?
[06:28:43] That guy was looking at me wrong.
[06:28:52] Alright.
[06:28:57] Remember this cornice chat?
[06:28:59] Someone?
[06:29:00] Cheers.
[06:29:01] 5-8-3.
[06:29:02] Negative 3-20.
[06:29:03] running. Cheers. Welcome back to you. Cheers. Yeah, mad lever. All that lever on the head.
[06:29:10] Jack, can you get leather from killing horses or not? Real leather.
[06:29:16] These cows sound sad.
[06:29:17] I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Oh
[06:29:32] No, I'm not your dad. No, I'm sorry
[06:29:38] What is this why is this like bill built in what is this?
[06:29:42] What is a copper not to this armor and amending fishing rod?
[06:29:47] Mending? I think that might be good for fishing.
[06:29:57] Mending? I think that's really good. I think it can break maybe. I think it like...
[06:30:02] That is Mending good?
[06:30:04] Usually you want to get that on like a really good pickaxe, I think.
[06:30:07] Unless I'm not thinking about the right thing.
[06:30:10] So what does it do?
[06:30:16] It doesn't break, I'm pretty sure.
[06:30:17] Whatever you have it on.
[06:30:19] So you want to get like a villager that can have mending and like put it by your house
[06:30:23] so that everything you make can give it mending.
[06:30:26] Am I bad at fishing?
[06:30:32] What?
[06:30:36] whatever what there's always one fucking chicken at the gate when I open it and he's
[06:30:58] just never getting out and if he does he's dead. So I don't even know what are you thinking.
[06:31:08] Oh my god. What do I get? What the fuck am I gonna do with the lily pad?
[06:31:14] Yeah, point of laugh chat.
[06:31:28] Fucking burgers.
[06:31:38] I don't know why that tree looks like triple day.
[06:31:41] On God.
[06:31:42] I don't know.
[06:31:43] Does it now look like triple T just a little bit?
[06:31:46] Am I going crazy?
[06:31:57] I'm even going crazy.
[06:32:00] Oh, let it on.
[06:32:02] I'm sorry.
[06:32:04] I'm sorry.
[06:32:06] I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
[06:32:07] all this fucking dragon in our base
[06:32:14] that's so bad bro
[06:32:17] throw it on in the chat to us
[06:32:20] we should locate Tame a horse though
[06:32:27] yeah, we're gonna do it
[06:32:30] You should get a gas that you can fly around the whole mouth.
[06:32:39] Is that like a thing now?
[06:32:41] Yeah, it is.
[06:32:42] You need to be a saddle.
[06:32:45] We just have two full sets of untouched iron armor.
[06:32:56] We actually just that's just
[06:33:05] Shout out to the stable man horses in my chat. What if I just saw a chicken jockey in front of me all my soul
[06:33:10] I start freaking out
[06:33:12] I
[06:33:23] Check your new recipe book check how much space you need to grow like cherry blossom trees. You need a lot or no
[06:33:42] 67 blocks, thanks guys. You guys are really helpful. I'm so glad I can count on this community
[06:33:50] when I need them. We should do a stream where I can't end until you see a chicken jockey.
[06:33:57] Oh my god.
[06:34:00] Augh!
[06:34:17] I'm sorry..
[06:34:18] Kore! Miho!
[06:34:20] Miho!
[06:34:22] Miho!
[06:34:23] Kore, miho!
[06:34:24] Miho!
[06:34:26] Miho!
[06:34:28] Miju!
[06:34:29] Ooh, actual classic soundtrack.
[06:34:31] Andrew, thank you for the five, bro.
[06:34:32] I'm gonna fuck you.
[06:34:34] Oh, Andrew, thank you.
[06:34:35] Thank you for the five.
[06:34:36] Chad, did you know anyone who subs right now
[06:34:38] is a tier one or gifted sub?
[06:34:40] You instantly get this badge?
[06:34:46] Oh, fuck.
[06:34:48] Ha ha!
[06:34:49] Ha ha, black guy!
[06:34:50] You can't swim, can you?
[06:34:52] Ha ha!
[06:34:53] You can't swim!
[06:34:56] You can't just can't swim.
[06:34:57] Look, he can't swim.
[06:35:06] Dude couldn't swim, bro.
[06:35:11] What?
[06:35:15] He literally...
[06:35:17] He literally can't swim.
[06:35:18] Alright, bro.
[06:35:20] Guys, I have friends that are black.
[06:35:22] Chill. I can actually chill.
[06:35:24] Yeah, plus you said it without him.
[06:35:27] Insane clips, yet I reference Jeffrey Epstein every five minutes.
[06:35:34] Got it guys.
[06:35:36] Let's go to sleep.
[06:35:41] Alright.
[06:35:42] Whoa!
[06:35:43] Don't be painting!
[06:35:45] Who back in the day dropped me if you used to put a painting behind signs and put secret
[06:35:54] Shit so that nobody could ever get inside your chest. It's a classic, bro
[06:35:59] It is actually a classic you used to be able to put like hidden rooms where to hide all your diamonds
[06:36:06] Under you by the way the trash can if you're interested. Oh
[06:36:10] It's good tech. Do you have any uh, what do you want?
[06:36:14] What's I want to use? Uh
[06:36:17] What do we call it?
[06:36:24] This is... this is good.
[06:36:40] Little pathway.
[06:36:49] Maybe we surround... how hard is it to grow these?
[06:36:54] You know, you get room, what's going on?
[06:37:02] I had to fuckin' turn off the Chaturino sound.
[06:37:06] There's Haktula in my shit.
[06:37:09] Do you have any bones?
[06:37:11] I have bone meal.
[06:37:12] 27.
[06:37:13] Got me that.
[06:37:14] Gotcha.
[06:37:15] Remember the boneless pizza meme?
[06:37:18] That shit is...
[06:37:20] Wait, so this thing just ate all my fuckin'...
[06:37:23] But oh my god whoa
[06:37:35] Fucking nine craft
[06:37:37] God damn it.
[06:37:39] Actual knife cut.
[06:37:52] These shoes are fucking goaded though, I'm not even trolling.
[06:37:54] Look at the ground, it makes it look like that residue should have leased.
[06:37:57] Oh, this is good.
[06:37:59] Damn, this is good!
[06:38:02] This is fucking peak.
[06:38:07] 9Craft.
[06:38:09] actual 9Craft.
[06:38:21] Yo, this looks crazy.
[06:38:23] Like what happens if I...
[06:38:25] No, no, stop.
[06:38:29] Yo, this looks nuts.
[06:38:34] That one looks like the man made, bro.
[06:38:36] Of course right next to the temple
[06:39:06] I
[06:39:12] Do you have any what am I caught
[06:39:17] Some paper
[06:39:28] Wait
[06:39:36] I need, um, I need to pay for it up, okay, if you're standing at the front of the pond dude
[06:39:47] I know they just run past it. No, there's like a whole group
[06:39:52] Oh, bro.
[06:39:57] What do you say?
[06:40:01] Run past the pallet, Blake.
[06:40:03] Brother, are they like, what is this?
[06:40:05] You'll see it.
[06:40:15] That harm mod to this world, what is that?
[06:40:18] Oh my god.
[06:40:20] You just kicked me once.
[06:40:22] Oh.
[06:40:23] I fucking fell.
[06:40:34] You guys, shaders are for people who try too hard, bro.
[06:40:38] Shaders for haters.
[06:40:40] I actually don't have any shaders, but like sometimes...
[06:40:43] I've seen worlds that pay the time.
[06:40:46] now I have no paper you fucking here I said yeah I did dick oh was it not enough
[06:40:59] this shit lanterns a little dark bro I'm not gonna like it blue I think it's the
[06:41:04] same brightness is maybe no no chance chat book it's starting bro look it's
[06:41:11] starting. Here we go.
[06:41:20] I don't care if I mess up. I do corners bro. I like the corners.
[06:41:27] I like corners bro. It makes it look nicer.
[06:41:29] Everyone knows that. The corners look good. I usually do corners.
[06:41:34] Wait, you get fish for enchantments?
[06:41:38] Says who?
[06:41:39] Yeah, for bucks.
[06:41:42] I don't know if you need to have something on the rod.
[06:41:46] Shaders are my waiters when dining at the table is success. I like that, bro. That's actually good.
[06:41:51] Which one?
[06:41:52] Did you know guys while we're playing Minecraft, if you gift a sub or you sub right now, you get a free exclusive batch?
[06:41:57] Anyone know about that? I don't know.
[06:42:00] That's pretty fucking neat.
[06:42:01] What is this guy spamming, bro? You don't have patience. Don't bother.
[06:42:04] lol like other shut up what I don't know he's just typing
[06:42:16] okay so right now
[06:42:23] we need three netherite ingots
[06:42:26] we do
[06:42:28] we fucking do I know
[06:42:32] right now I'm going to conduct a google search
[06:42:34] How to get Junko Minecraft.
[06:42:39] I want to look up that.
[06:42:42] I see that I need to find...
[06:42:44] No, I need more f-
[06:42:46] How do I get more paper quicker?
[06:42:48] Is there a way?
[06:42:59] What is this emote of a monkey reading?
[06:43:02] Okay when it turns night we need to stay awake so I can kill Skeletrons.
[06:43:09] I believe.
[06:43:21] Low key, should I go back to the village and see if there's a library or no?
[06:43:25] That's usually a pretty good shot.
[06:43:27] Wait, where was the village? Does anyone remember?
[06:43:29] Drop the cord, chat, somebody.
[06:43:31] Did anybody put them in the comments?
[06:43:42] Don't find a stronghold. Oh, yeah, let me just let me just load that real quick for you. Fucking burger
[06:43:52] Oh fuck, I got a full inventory
[06:43:55] Ron, you look good today. Hope you get a six pack soon
[06:43:57] Thank you, bro six pack on the way. I'm actually it's actually loading as we speak
[06:44:10] No troll chat it's on the way new six pack soon
[06:44:18] I get the from parser
[06:44:20] I'll get them from pairs.
[06:44:25] Why don't Tiktok comments be on my trainers ass?
[06:44:28] Because he's training stable fucking Wernoldo and nobody likes me, dead.
[06:44:34] He's retarded, but when I get a six pack, then what are you gonna say?
[06:44:46] Gonna be on my dick or his
[06:44:50] Wait, what is that?
[06:45:00] Love you, Bruno. Cheers. I
[06:45:05] Feel like minecraft needs to add like a matter daddy
[06:45:16] What do you think burger thinks about when I'm not like with him?
[06:45:21] Uh, he's probably just like damn wonder what he's doing.
[06:45:24] Yeah, you think so?
[06:45:26] Yeah, I'm probably just thinking that for the most part.
[06:45:29] I miss burger, bro.
[06:45:35] Burger, come home, bro. The stable misses you.
[06:45:40] Is he going to be at the new house?
[06:45:42] Maybe. There's a lot of room.
[06:45:46] But I feel like he gets scared when I yell
[06:45:50] Makes sense. Yeah
[06:45:52] He's just a little jitten
[06:45:54] nice burger with Boba not at this this house because
[06:45:59] God forbid anything happens at this house. I don't want to leave burgers life in danger
[06:46:04] dead
[06:46:06] And also like I scream a lot and I travel a lot and then it's like
[06:46:11] Take care of him. Don't yell. Well, then how am I supposed to be funny?
[06:46:14] What volume is let it be epitome of
[06:46:20] getting value dude everyone knows that
[06:46:28] look at these guys where they stand this fucking white dude scratching his chin
[06:46:32] bruh. Like. It's like, bro, get a fucking grip.
[06:46:47] Holy white dude. Chat, where are the books going? Tell me.
[06:46:54] Paper. Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up! Sorry.
[06:47:02] I did have to take one buff off though.
[06:47:07] Every time a one buff
[06:47:09] One buff
[06:47:10] Yeah, just one your buff. You would just be game one. Whoa. Oh my god. There's a ice area over here. It's like snow
[06:47:20] Wait, should I do anything over here? Should I get anything?
[06:47:24] Holy shit, it's a group of gentlemen on me
[06:47:27] snowy mountain top
[06:47:38] Chad does the warden give you anything or no
[06:47:49] Why haven't they made the warden give you anything, but they made him like the hardest boss
[06:47:57] why did this lot this fucking village have nothing of my interest I'm gonna burn this
[06:48:13] place down bro. It actually should. I hear a burger. Burger. Oh, I'm okay. Sorry. Sorry,
[06:48:30] Sorry, I'm so faith. He's not oh hey, dude wait, it's another village
[06:48:48] But what is this wait it is another village
[06:49:00] Wait. Take it? It's from Netherite?
[06:49:07] Yo, everybody breathing kinda heavy. Sorry.
[06:49:18] Just wanna make sure you're good or something.
[06:49:21] How's Lockton?
[06:49:23] What are you doing?
[06:49:25] I just organized a slice in the chest and put a shoe in the furnace.
[06:49:30] Should I get some snow chatter now?
[06:49:43] Check whether the chicken's down.
[06:49:50] One of the chickens got out, he's like, kill him, kill him, kill him, kill him, murder him.
[06:49:54] He's like, glitch him.
[06:49:55] If he gets out, murder him.
[06:49:56] That ass murder any chicken that gets out.
[06:49:57] I'll leave it until he gets here.
[06:49:58] I'll leave it until he gets here.
[06:49:59] No, no, you need to fucking kill him.
[06:50:01] Dude, maybe we should make the fucking chicken in the frame cooked.
[06:50:06] Yeah, cook that fucking chicken while you're at it.
[06:50:09] Make them know what they're fucking, their lives in the line.
[06:50:14] Whoa.
[06:50:15] Help!
[06:50:16] Help!
[06:50:17] Help me!
[06:50:18] Please help me!
[06:50:19] oh my god
[06:50:21] please help me
[06:50:23] what bro?
[06:50:25] what's wrong?
[06:50:27] use your shovel
[06:50:29] ladies its not working i'm dead
[06:50:31] i'm gonna die i'm gonna die
[06:50:33] just keep going
[06:50:35] what the fuck was that?
[06:50:39] that was actually still chilly
[06:50:41] the white dude scratching chin
[06:50:48] that little fucking baby ass cow's got no fucking family now
[06:51:03] good luck bruh
[06:51:06] welcome to the fucking cycle of life
[06:51:09] matter here
[06:51:17] another village
[06:51:19] but don't do it to him
[06:51:21] oh no oh my god
[06:51:24] classic
[06:51:29] holy fuckin
[06:51:32] this is joy at this point
[06:51:34] well it's all fun and games so
[06:51:36] just explode randomly
[06:51:38] yep
[06:51:39] it would be fun to know what it
[06:51:41] how did dream do it? do you think he faked it?
[06:51:45] something suss about it
[06:51:46] i didn't want
[06:51:47] i think dream faked his shit
[06:51:50] oh
[06:51:51] please i'm actually dead now i'm actually dead
[06:51:53] no troll i'm actually
[06:51:54] please i'm actually dead i'm actually dead
[06:51:56] no you're not
[06:51:57] please i'm actually dead
[06:51:58] please i'm actually dead now
[06:51:59] now i'm actually dead
[06:52:00] What the fuck was that man?
[06:52:06] Yo, where's all the libraries?
[06:52:09] I'm confused.
[06:52:10] Check, check, where does the library look like?
[06:52:13] Oh, we have to go to the woodlands or whatever and find fucking one of those huge buildings
[06:52:18] you know what I'm talking about?
[06:52:19] Yeah, those are rare though.
[06:52:20] That's how you get totas or whatever.
[06:52:21] Oh, it is how you get totas.
[06:52:22] Oh it is, how you can tell this?
[06:52:35] Fucking brown sheep, keep sucking at me chat.
[06:52:37] Oh god, he's looking at me, fuck.
[06:52:41] I'm not kidding.
[06:52:42] He's dead ass looking at me, fucking crazy.
[06:52:44] Fucking crazy
[06:52:59] Let's kick walk out of here, bro
[06:53:08] Ron can you sing more please how about I fucking lose my voice and I never sing again
[06:53:13] That wouldn't be fun now, would it?
[06:53:15] So stop asking for things in life, bro, and let the world give you up.
[06:53:20] Literally.
[06:53:21] What if we... wait, this thing is huge.
[06:53:31] Wait, that guy's looking at me funny, come on.
[06:53:43] I need a one dance, got a Hennessy in my hand
[06:53:47] One more time before I go
[06:53:49] I don't have no patience, no more, yes
[06:53:52] Now I need a one dance, got a Hennessy in my hand
[06:53:57] One more time before I go
[06:54:00] I don't need nothing, no more
[06:54:02] Gryps in your waist, front way, back way
[06:54:04] You will know that I don't play
[06:54:06] He's not staying, but I never stay away
[06:54:09] Even when I'm around
[06:54:11] O.T. O.T.
[06:54:13] They never much love you, go O.T.
[06:54:16] Alright, goodnight, come on, peace.
[06:54:18] I'm free, I'm free.
[06:54:20] That's why I need to undress.
[06:54:22] Gotta have a seat in my hand.
[06:54:25] One more time, brago.
[06:54:29] Baby!
[06:54:31] I like your style.
[06:54:41] oh matter daddy matter daddy matter matter matter everyone get your matter
[06:54:51] daddy's up man where am I going back to my fucking house bro to the crib
[06:55:02] what do you know about coordinates in Minecraft you know them like please I
[06:55:08] I am kind of poor I have a 2012 Ultima 200k miles bro you asking for a sub?
[06:55:13] You know some people in this chat don't even have a fucking card dude
[06:55:16] Be grateful
[06:55:18] Sure, so you don't have a car bruh
[06:55:25] And some people on court
[06:55:27] Some people got their car stolen
[06:55:29] Yeah, some people have their car stolen bruh like a Jason
[06:55:38] I have half a house. What does that even mean?
[06:55:42] You know, it's well, bro. Like how are you so big and you just sit and switch all day?
[06:55:48] Like it's like you're just too big of a human brother be doing this all day
[06:56:05] In the back of my ass
[06:56:08] you came and I didn't even cry not a single tear I shouldn't be singing his
[06:56:22] song so I don't know why it's not feather random urge on core I know you
[06:56:35] You try, long as I'm with you, I've got a smile on my face, save your tears.
[06:56:47] You think he actually did it?
[06:56:51] Probably.
[06:56:52] Like why would he not come forward and say he didn't do it if he didn't do it?
[06:56:56] You know what I'm saying?
[06:56:57] I don't agree.
[06:56:59] Like I don't care if a lawyer is telling me not to say something.
[06:57:02] If I truly didn't do it bro, you just gotta say you didn't do it.
[06:57:04] for sure what his career is now fucking done though so he fries HQ for him it's
[06:57:10] his own fault and see it isn't him and then he gets all this anger on me he
[06:57:13] becomes a murderer and kills me you yeah but he's too pussy he's not doing all
[06:57:17] that
[06:57:19] but we're too old bro he's a fucking freak
[06:57:27] his career question work his life but he doesn't have any pedophiles I'm just rich
[06:57:31] Welcome to the fucking United States
[06:57:37] People don't care about their careers, but they have fucking freak minds
[06:57:46] Welcome home Jack welcome to the good life welcome to our humble aboard
[06:57:54] With lots of John Koh's and that rarries your president is one well once we political all of them are so
[06:58:01] I think I can do bro. I'm just gonna I just gotta keep paying my taxes
[06:58:10] What is this fucking Minecraft soundtrack?
[06:58:15] You guys are you guys feeling this one or no?
[06:58:24] When is bro verse bro verse xqc does he know us
[06:58:28] Okay, so I have enough leather the problem is I don't have
[06:58:35] Paper right
[06:58:37] Was this for see if you can make that work
[06:58:43] It's the same flower it's the same dive from the flowers from the trees, so maybe you can make it match
[06:58:49] Yeah, this is such a crazy treat only nine shaft
[06:58:54] Ashley nine craft that is not as hilarious
[06:58:58] I
[06:59:10] Rev up those frios cuz I'm sure hungry for some anybody
[06:59:14] Okay.
[06:59:15] Of course.
[06:59:16] Am I going to do something in there for God?
[06:59:21] Oh yeah, I'll get the stream to the left here.
[06:59:25] Wait!
[06:59:26] God soundtrack!
[06:59:27] Wait!
[06:59:28] Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, God soundtrack!
[06:59:29] No troll.
[06:59:30] They even applied to get this.
[06:59:32] Wait!
[06:59:33] Actual God soundtrack!
[06:59:34] No troll!
[06:59:35] This is one of the best soundtracks!
[06:59:36] No troll!
[06:59:37] Listen up!
[06:59:38] Listen to it, Jack.
[06:59:39] Listen.
[06:59:40] Listen to your jack. Listen, I'm gonna make more glass.
[06:59:46] Get ass! This is a job!
[06:59:48] Oh!
[06:59:59] Wow.
[07:00:10] Wow, this is the one.
[07:00:15] This is making me cry.
[07:00:17] I'm gonna have a snowshoer.
[07:00:19] Shawty, you're gonna make me cry.
[07:00:37] This is good stuff right here.
[07:00:40] This reminds me of when me and you were just talking the first time, race.
[07:00:53] Follow back.
[07:00:54] No expectation, just like...
[07:00:57] Literally just on the game.
[07:01:00] Just wake up every day just happy, bro.
[07:01:02] Not even thinking about anything, just literally nothing.
[07:01:07] happy to be alive happy just to keep going in life
[07:01:25] back in the good life holy ogee soundtrack get your noise
[07:01:37] How are you looking at our chest, do you want to try putting it in?
[07:02:37] Chad, how's your guys days so far?
[07:02:46] How's your guys days so far, man?
[07:02:55] I
[07:03:04] Will fuck if this table cruzz holy shit shout out the cruzz
[07:03:13] Good I'm watching my favorite shirt my minecraft. Oh now your band bro welcome to the band squad mods execute them
[07:03:25] I almost done this episode. Get your sad faces ready.
[07:03:40] Give me bones or no.
[07:03:45] Wow pink and blue you're like a bad bitch
[07:03:56] bitch. No way, bro, this whole fucking... Holy chemistry.
[07:04:09] How rare is it to get a sapling?
[07:04:34] Oh
[07:04:38] I got one got one
[07:04:41] Let's see here
[07:04:44] I gotta put another one down where should I put it
[07:04:51] No way is it not gonna keep you know, just keep using it
[07:04:59] No, this one's in the way
[07:05:01] well now it's gonna look fucking open. Nice and straight, trust me.
[07:05:08] We got scum bro.
[07:05:13] No way, we got scum bro. Holy shit look at our crops chat.
[07:05:20] Let me think let me think Chad is there a way to make it so the crops can be automated
[07:06:07] I
[07:06:09] Have sex everyone
[07:06:13] You guys not killing these chickens, but we got to grow more
[07:06:19] Holy bad orangey
[07:06:23] All right y'all eat up
[07:06:25] Oh
[07:06:31] This is a good soundtrack kill
[07:06:33] We're on chat is actually not a bad soundtrack. This is why we minecraft
[07:06:39] No troll minecraft is so good the set what's a game that has good soundtracks like minecraft
[07:06:43] Terraria is not bad, but this is just like it reminds me of like Pokemon the soundtrack
[07:07:00] you know a game I really want to play before like when I'm older I want to
[07:07:05] replace Skyrim. I don't know if I know any chess played that like Outer Scrolls.
[07:07:12] Yeah that's fucking... I ever played it but I watched my friends play it. I want to play
[07:07:19] that again like but when I get my own like crib.
[07:07:35] Oh chat the good life
[07:07:54] Double G double piece
[07:08:05] Holy chat, look at this.
[07:08:22] Little rearrange of tree.
[07:08:25] Wow.
[07:08:26] Oh my god, this actually...
[07:08:31] Okey-siddle-up!
[07:08:43] This is nice.
[07:08:45] This is fucking very nice.
[07:08:55] Wait, it's soundtracks! Hold on now.
[07:09:01] I
[07:09:20] Miss being a kid
[07:09:24] Yep
[07:09:25] When we'll go away that thought much forever gonna be like this fucking never, bro
[07:09:32] Literally death by miss. Oh
[07:09:35] Kids nowadays don't know how good they have it man
[07:09:48] It only gets worse from here
[07:09:55] I
[07:10:03] Still a kid you get to act like a kid
[07:10:08] You get to act like it every day make millions dollars doing it fuck you
[07:10:14] Dude, maybe I just miss riding my bicycle outside of my neighbors, bro
[07:10:21] Just having fun
[07:10:25] I don't act like a kid, I'm a grown ass man, put some respect on my name.
[07:10:35] Dead ass, before it gets fucking devilish bro, you're gonna meet the lightning in the
[07:10:39] fucking thunder.
[07:10:47] Like lightning and thunder.
[07:10:50] Yeah, why is none of this growing? Oh my god, my mouse is out of the nether.
[07:10:56] Three netherite ingots. Actually, that could have been really bad.
[07:11:02] Thankfully, my wire was on deck.
[07:11:05] Bro, we need to make a... thing.
[07:11:11] Oh
[07:11:26] Channel 20 hold on we're getting there
[07:11:29] All right, what am I trying to craft right now? Does anyone know? Can someone help me?
[07:11:43] Okay
[07:11:50] What's the cordial the portal bro, that's you gotta read the comments for that
[07:12:05] Only like jelly this
[07:12:07] Everyone's drunk, go.
[07:12:12] No, that's, is this ugly chat, that ass?
[07:12:20] I like it like that.
[07:12:21] So I put the front of the house, I did some right clicks on the...
[07:12:23] Does it look natural though?
[07:12:25] Um...
[07:12:26] Yeah.
[07:12:27] You can definitely look more natural.
[07:12:30] You can put some gravel, add some different blocks to make it look more natural.
[07:12:34] That sounds like a T-No-Chef 2 watch.
[07:12:36] You know what I mean?
[07:12:37] Some gravel will look good.
[07:12:40] Maybe you could do some of that?
[07:12:42] I can do that. Yeah, I'll run. Come back.
[07:12:46] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
[07:12:48] Better than that, look good.
[07:13:04] I just jumped down from so high up holy shit.
[07:13:22] Can we get much higher?
[07:13:30] Ricardo, what's wrong, baby?
[07:13:34] Ricardo, are you sad you always have to sit on that ass all day for 12 hours?
[07:13:37] That's not ass.
[07:13:42] No fucking way.
[07:13:43] Ricardo's living a life right now.
[07:13:48] I want to make a million fucking bone meals, bro.
[07:13:51] Bittos.
[07:13:52] Oh my god, get a load of this.
[07:13:54] I want to get a load all of this.
[07:13:56] Get a fucking load of the worst acts of boner meal.
[07:13:59] did you get me one? How'd you get all that? Bone blocks in the nether. Holy shit. Three
[07:14:06] netherite ingots. Literally. Can we take that mouse off the charger? Should be good for a next month.
[07:14:21] Look at that chat. Oh little tips and tricks for myself. You actually can't bone meal sooner
[07:14:27] Holy shit, this fucking I just got scammed
[07:14:38] Okay, we need like one skinny tree here, maybe like a little
[07:14:41] We're gonna get rid of this fucking shit right here. There we go. No, it's good. You this is fine
[07:14:46] You're gonna hate this tree something about birds just pisses me off anyone else
[07:14:57] I
[07:15:05] Fucking hate first man. I look at the auto die
[07:15:23] Not bad chat thoughts this doesn't look that bad
[07:15:27] Does it look pretty or no?
[07:15:28] It's actually not bad at all.
[07:15:32] Whoa, unlimited glitch!
[07:15:36] Fuck.
[07:15:45] Use your bone meal and sugar cane?
[07:15:48] Can you do that?
[07:15:48] I don't think you can, right?
[07:15:49] No, I try, I try.
[07:15:51] It doesn't work like that, dude.
[07:15:52] You're a noob.
[07:15:53] Freaking noob, face.
[07:15:55] Why does sugarcane take so long to fucking make man?
[07:16:03] Why is none of my sugarcane over there growing but all this is shit?
[07:16:06] Is there a reason or no?
[07:16:09] Oh it grows faster on sand, is that true?
[07:16:23] Yeah, it's probably true.
[07:16:25] I can over-press it all the time.
[07:16:28] Wait, what?
[07:16:31] How big of a difference is it?
[07:16:34] Probably pretty big.
[07:16:37] They're saying it doesn't, but a lot of people said it at the same time.
[07:16:41] They're saying it's a myth.
[07:16:44] I'm gonna put a sub dude.
[07:16:56] Nice little nose and a channel knot.
[07:17:11] Ron, I love you. Thanks, Aaron. Looks appreciate it, Dudge.
[07:17:21] What? I'll make one. Dude, this shit is getting insane.
[07:17:40] What, I don't try to get books?
[07:17:49] How?
[07:17:50] Yeah, what's the best way to get levels?
[07:17:51] Maybe like, minding chords in another?
[07:17:57] True.
[07:17:59] I
[07:18:16] Would you pigs give a lot or cows? What is in it? Give what what XP?
[07:18:29] I don't know, brother.
[07:18:34] My XP bar is low.
[07:18:36] Oh, my God.
[07:18:38] You should raise the monitor.
[07:18:40] Yeah, see what's the monitor, bro.
[07:18:43] He's 18. Chill.
[07:18:48] I actually don't know how I got hate on the side of Twitter for making fun of the guy toaster or deleting his tweet.
[07:18:53] Like, brother, I can poke fun at a guy who's a fucking dumbass.
[07:18:58] us. I mean I keep doing it in my whole life. Like how is there a side of Twitter that just
[07:19:04] does not care, bro? Like I swear.
[07:19:08] Some people never heard of poking fun.
[07:19:19] Marlon throwing me up in the air and catching me. Alright, that, that has to get timed out.
[07:19:29] Like brah
[07:19:37] Holy shit, we have London soon, bro
[07:19:40] I know it's kind of nutty. Yeah, I'm really about to play in a charity match, bro again
[07:19:45] Actually crazy. We're about to be in fucking London
[07:19:49] again
[07:19:51] Game up quick. I'm not gonna lie to you came up very quickly
[07:19:55] and we're about to be there for like
[07:19:57] bro kind of a hefty little nervous you are yeah like what if I score bro they're
[07:20:07] gonna go crazy dude I'm pretty sure I'm gonna score
[07:20:27] My dad passed because he got hit in the head with a firework while doing it.
[07:20:32] What the fuck do you want me to do, bro?
[07:20:34] I'll do it more.
[07:20:35] That's such a random fucking thing to say in my chat.
[07:20:38] This guy just randomly typed,
[07:20:40] my dad passed away from lighting a firework
[07:20:43] and it ex-
[07:20:44] Hey brother, wait.
[07:20:46] I'm sorry, but like, what am I supposed to do?
[07:20:50] I don't know, but I'll run, fuck it.
[07:20:58] Rip crote
[07:21:02] Rest in peace your daddy he got hit by a firework
[07:21:16] Sorry, I mean I appreciate showing that no he has to be drilling it. I don't know bro. I don't know. Oh my god
[07:21:22] I mean he probably is. Actually he just sent me. He said I'll just troll him.
[07:21:30] Oh, okay. Let's leave.
[07:21:32] I'm going to spend it really well.
[07:21:58] go mini cattle bro, thank you for the sub bro, you just got a free badge on twitch
[07:22:03] wondering how you got a badge way ladies, can you explain it?
[07:22:07] yes you actually got that badge by subscribing or gifting a sub and it was only one as well
[07:22:13] and then you got a little badge next to your name what does the badge look like me me me me
[07:22:17] so basically it's next to your name and it's a little baby chicken it's a nice little cute little
[07:22:20] chicken and it's a badge that you can get if you just cool as fuck and you just want a gift or
[07:22:25] sub 1 to stable ronaldo and you're probably like well i would like the badge but i don't
[07:22:29] want to wait for that shit don't worry bro the second you do it and lily instantly spawns in
[07:22:33] your inventory lahi how many subs though it's probably a lot you have to give no it's literally
[07:22:40] just one subscribe but i guarantee like once you get the badge it only works for stable ronaldo's
[07:22:44] channel no you can use it in any twitch stream you go in you can flex it in any single channel
[07:22:49] that's way too good to be true you can use it in your own chat you could use it in your friend's chat
[07:22:52] You can use it in stumble rumbles you can use it in any single chat room
[07:23:00] He's a fucking Bangladesh streamer
[07:23:16] It's sad just sitting here doing nothing
[07:23:23] That's his life
[07:23:30] And we're going to Compton soon, bro
[07:23:33] You are I did you see that earlier? Yeah, that'll be interesting
[07:23:37] Wait chat. What book is it missing for level 30? Is it just one right here?
[07:23:42] Lacey also got us banned from every hood though. I saw that
[07:23:52] Yeah, this is uh, very interesting.
[07:24:01] That was some better plays, yeah.
[07:24:07] Band.
[07:24:08] That's an empty spot, Draco.
[07:24:12] No, no, I'm not gonna lie to you, I'm gonna cheese it.
[07:24:16] I'm sorry, I know.
[07:24:47] Hold on hold chat place holds holding as you speak
[07:24:59] Bang level 30
[07:25:03] We did it very nice
[07:25:08] With the chest there
[07:25:12] I'm gonna bring I'm gonna bring over some of peace
[07:25:17] I have enough for just one
[07:25:23] All right ready chat, let's see what we get
[07:25:31] Fortune three efficiency for unbreaking three
[07:25:40] Way high yeah, is that not that's on your pick actually that's God tier
[07:25:45] Dog tear is that like the best thing you can get oh wait, that's like insane
[07:25:49] I don't know why I thought you did it on your sword. I was confused. That is good
[07:25:52] Hey, what is it? What else wait? I also have a fortune 3 book. What does that do?
[07:25:57] Should I give that to you or can I make it fortune 4 is that not a thing?
[07:26:04] Now you can't you can't it does nothing
[07:26:08] here bro wait we're low-key loaded oh my god hey salary well welcome back where
[07:26:19] you don't fucking type in my chat here bro enjoy this wait do you have enough
[07:26:23] to upgrade or no that 26 damn you're broke as a joke wait chat actually good
[07:26:32] episode fortune three efficiency for
[07:26:35] unbreaking three wow got a nice little
[07:26:43] fucking thing got a nice base maybe we
[07:26:49] should test it real quick be a quick
[07:26:50] minor real quick yeah you actually should
[07:26:53] see if you can find some diamonds
[07:26:54] Chesh, should I be a quick miner real quick?
[07:26:56] A hundred percent, so you can keep up some diamonds real quick.
[07:27:16] You good?
[07:27:17] Yeah.
[07:27:18] Oh, okay.
[07:27:19] All right, let's just this out.
[07:27:23] Wait, does this work on anything or is it only like, what do you call it, Chad?
[07:27:29] Or is...
[07:27:30] Yeah, how does this work?
[07:27:33] Wait, you just cast cold.
[07:27:39] Really?
[07:27:40] It's cold and warm?
[07:27:43] Yes.
[07:27:44] Yes
[07:27:56] Low wasted
[07:28:01] One cold just dropped four
[07:28:05] Holy shit, oh my god, it drops four. Oh
[07:28:11] My god, get all that we need all that
[07:28:14] Well, that's got 24 coal in a span of like 10 seconds.
[07:28:21] My God, this is so broken.
[07:28:25] When Minecraft's actually fun, we don't rush the game.
[07:28:28] I'm going to the Nether.
[07:28:32] No troll.
[07:28:35] Yeah, this is beautiful. We have a fucking great spot.
[07:28:38] But what is a copper golem?
[07:28:41] Yeah, what is a copper golem?
[07:28:50] A little guy.
[07:28:58] He organizes chests?
[07:29:00] What?
[07:29:01] There's a fucking thing that organizes chests for you?
[07:29:06] Just that guy.
[07:29:08] Did I just find a max fucking wind cave?
[07:29:13] Or did we already explore this?
[07:29:18] I just got 70?
[07:29:19] I just got 80 lapis lazoo.
[07:29:22] Mother.
[07:29:23] Ow!
[07:29:24] No!
[07:29:25] Oh my god, I almost died.
[07:29:26] Thanks for the help.
[07:29:27] Thanks for the help.
[07:29:28] You did?
[07:29:29] No, I put the lapis away chat.
[07:29:39] Oh god, that's like new.
[07:29:43] That's new lapis.
[07:29:47] Those diamonds right there, but I don't really want to go get them there so far, but you
[07:29:50] know what my ass is saying.
[07:29:53] You know what I'm like.
[07:29:55] You know what I am.
[07:29:56] Following your nose got your brain
[07:30:08] Okay, so right now I have zero diamonds in my inventory. Let's see how much this gives me
[07:30:20] One diamond are you fucking ass
[07:30:26] Right.
[07:30:28] Thousand and a thousand.
[07:30:30] Okay, why is it like 800?
[07:30:38] Okay, what the fuck? I got scummed.
[07:30:48] Chad actually scummed.
[07:30:50] He's got one fucking one.
[07:30:56] I did just hit a little yawn, yeah.
[07:31:01] Hell yawn.
[07:31:02] Ow!
[07:31:03] Yawned.
[07:31:04] Am I scared?
[07:31:05] No, I'm not scared.
[07:31:06] But I did sneak out of diamond and leave it done.
[07:31:07] Well, let's see.
[07:31:08] Wait, that's what shot me!
[07:31:09] Oh!
[07:31:10] Oh!
[07:31:11] Let's see wait, that's what's not before oh
[07:31:28] My god wait, this is broken
[07:31:34] No shut the fuck up salary right who I must call you something
[07:31:41] I
[07:31:52] Hope I must uh, what's that five diamonds at a one?
[07:31:58] Yeah, no chat chat. Yeah, is this the good life
[07:32:11] life like this sure is great huh having all these diamonds bro it's got to be
[07:32:28] like something man what are we missing in the game never an armors looking
[07:32:37] What does a beacon do I've never had a beacon
[07:32:51] Bro come on I need this nose to work hold on
[07:32:57] come on run sniff it out run come on run sniff it out run sniff it go ahead oh my oh my oh my
[07:33:25] Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
[07:33:27] diamond diamond diamond diamond diamond diamond diamond
[07:33:28] OH!
[07:33:32] 22
[07:33:34] Holy fucking
[07:33:37] Oh my god, I'm sniffing him
[07:33:38] Oh my god
[07:33:42] 32
[07:33:45] fucking wonderful god
[07:33:47] Oh my god, my nose is working overtime
[07:33:51] I'm about to rip a level 30 inch
[07:33:53] I don't know why I smell more. I smell something
[07:33:57] Something's hiding from me. I smell it on my soul. I smell it
[07:34:03] Where is he
[07:34:07] My god, I got the same thing as you fortune three efficiency for unbreaking three
[07:34:14] Fucking group nice fucking nice fucking nice
[07:34:23] no I smell it ladies
[07:34:27] you need to miss it
[07:34:30] tell me you smell it am I tripping
[07:34:35] actually tripping right now
[07:34:44] imagine if someone just came into the house and shot me right now in Minecraft
[07:34:47] What a bad habit of life.
[07:34:48] That would fucking suck.
[07:34:50] Like that actually.
[07:34:51] It would be.
[07:34:53] I have no idea.
[07:34:54] But you still like put W's in my cheddar, no?
[07:34:58] Well that's the fucking L.
[07:34:59] If I put an L.
[07:35:00] I didn't really play you put an L.
[07:35:03] For good, brother.
[07:35:05] Well I'm lost in a fucking tunnel system,
[07:35:06] so I don't even know if you're typing lock your door.
[07:35:09] Bro, I swear my nose doesn't work anymore.
[07:35:11] I don't know, you still.
[07:35:12] Hell knows in the j-
[07:35:17] Well hello there diamond!
[07:35:28] I'm not saying junk goes anymore, let me look up...
[07:35:31] something?
[07:35:35] Uhhh...
[07:35:38] How do I get out of this? The fuck?
[07:35:40] Where the fuck I am?
[07:35:44] I gave you that one gifted sub, bro. Did you know that that one gifted sub is actually more than just one gifted?
[07:35:48] You get a free badge every time you sub.
[07:35:52] What did that zombie just call me?
[07:35:57] Uh, I think he called me right there.
[07:36:04] Okay.
[07:36:06] And...
[07:36:08] Yeah, that surely took three levels off of me, bro.
[07:36:13] Alright, now I might have to do some off-stream lining.
[07:36:19] Chet, I'm not kidding.
[07:36:24] Just smell with me for one second.
[07:36:28] Hold on.
[07:36:33] Holy box like fish.
[07:36:44] What the biggest fucking follow off?
[07:36:50] Fucking everyone.
[07:36:53] I think most people would have came back chatting how I came back right now.
[07:37:09] I only think about that a lot.
[07:37:13] I feel like nobody would do what I did.
[07:37:16] Like, you know how fucking difficult?
[07:37:19] If you know you know it, Chad.
[07:37:26] Get shaders, mate?
[07:37:27] Yo, bro, it's fucking late in the morning for you in the UK.
[07:37:30] Shut your bitch ass up, bro, and go to sleep so you can get your beams on toast.
[07:37:33] Okay?
[07:37:34] Stop wasting my fucking time.
[07:37:35] Tell me what to do.
[07:37:42] How did someone get a beans emote and a toast emote that quickly?
[07:37:53] How do you guys type that quickly?
[07:37:55] What is the technique to be a fast chatter, bro?
[07:37:57] Somebody explain it to me.
[07:37:59] No job.
[07:38:00] No, thank you.
[07:38:02] Seriously.
[07:38:04] What is it?
[07:38:09] So, do you guys have like fingers ready?
[07:38:18] It's not a good job.
[07:38:28] It's actually so crazy that I really do read my chat, I feel like the most.
[07:38:39] Like, imagine if after this we're like, you're only gonna have VO3, then we just get on and play fucking VO3.
[07:38:44] Imagine after this, bro, I just get one order of Maddo Daddy and Callie's chicken.
[07:38:49] I might have to get that for sure.
[07:38:53] Kind of definitely need something to eat after this.
[07:38:55] We are working hard right now.
[07:38:57] Hard to fuck, what?
[07:38:59] This is really hard.
[07:39:01] I'm literally giving my bare hands mining.
[07:39:03] You're a fucking miner, bro, and I respect you a lot.
[07:39:06] Thank you, brother, I am a miner.
[07:39:08] Since I'm a Minecraft YouTuber too, bro, you're on, you know...
[07:39:11] Yeah.
[07:39:21] Holy shit, good life.
[07:39:23] and I'm lost nice oh my fucking god I thought I was getting robbed
[07:39:37] good thing you aren't good thing there's just one order of matter and six orders of daddy
[07:39:45] perfect Ron bro you don't have any ops you do realize chat being born in
[07:39:52] cherry hill there's people that dead ass want to kill me because of how fucking
[07:39:56] that I am right you're really born with off sweat I was born with people who
[07:40:00] wanted to kill me I had a deal I think my my efficiency is glitched and I
[07:40:07] spoke to diamond ores have actually just got two words back well but I'm
[07:40:11] I'm about to come back to the base and do a little outro.
[07:40:16] Hi.
[07:40:17] Hey, y'all.
[07:40:18] I'm getting these diamonds on coming up.
[07:40:20] Chad, I know.
[07:40:21] Get your sad faces ready, bro, but like, this is like the end, y'all.
[07:40:30] I want to keep playing so bad.
[07:40:33] Fuck, man.
[07:40:36] I
[07:40:39] Be showers there's a bear shit in the woods
[07:40:43] Doesn't shit in the woods bear. Oh my fucking right god damn it
[07:40:47] You're all these I'm not kidding. You will believe me. I just saw here a line
[07:40:51] Okay, I'm coming back to the base a sap come back a sap
[07:40:58] I'm actually coming up staircase
[07:41:00] Yeah, this wolf has been stuck forever on this, like, block.
[07:41:10] You can throw a name tag on him.
[07:41:14] Oh.
[07:41:15] They have one.
[07:41:16] I'm a little mad at Addy.
[07:41:17] Hold on.
[07:41:18] Ricardo, you're about to be official.
[07:41:23] Hold.
[07:41:24] Why can't you search chests?
[07:41:27] Wait, so an eye?
[07:41:29] So chat, a copper golem sorts all your chests?
[07:41:33] Is that real?
[07:41:35] I've never heard of that, but like, I'm not surprised.
[07:41:40] That's a real thing.
[07:41:47] Hey, where's my name tag?
[07:41:48] Where's my name tag?
[07:41:50] It's on the double chest.
[07:41:52] Double chest.
[07:41:55] It's on the right side of one of the chests.
[07:41:57] I think I remember seeing that.
[07:41:59] Wait, was that a fucking chicken jockey?
[07:42:14] Now come to the squad chat, ready look.
[07:42:18] Wait, what is chicken jockey?
[07:42:20] Tch, tch, tch.
[07:42:22] I can see the future, I can see the future and it's fuckin' my ass until I come back.
[07:42:52] long as I'm with you I've got Ricardo on my side save your tears
[07:43:09] me home webby and no no mommies hey what's your coordinates brother it's
[07:43:24] actually 1300 negative 150 okay I'll be there in my team I mean it she nickles
[07:43:33] I'm ready to fuck our chickens everyone have sex yes everybody have sex
[07:43:56] We have 56 fucking diamonds from you?
[07:44:25] total like nine in there well well y'all well y'all good episode you know what
[07:44:50] I'm saying we had a lot of ups and downs but this episode was you know one
[07:44:55] Where we just wanted to chill dude, you know get a little hut down for our champments next episode
[07:45:00] Maybe we return back to the nether
[07:45:06] Little unfinished business with the blaze rods, you know what I'm saying like gotta finish it off strong
[07:45:14] That's where we ended dude. I didn't want to save the viewers at home
[07:45:17] Hey, only thing I'm gonna say is
[07:45:19] Everybody grab your favorite cousin and try to get them to like the video with their nose
[07:45:25] Yeah, if you don't grab your cousin and try to get them like the video with their nose
[07:45:29] It's not gonna work. So don't even bother trying
[07:45:33] Happy it said man
[07:45:36] See y'all in the next episode Ricardo anything you want to say
[07:45:42] We won't tell anyone if you talk wrong God we won't say a word on God we won't
[07:45:49] Don't even gain anything from time to anyone you could talk oh Ricardo if you hear me make noise
[07:46:03] You're sure you're sure Ricardo if you can hear me say hello's
[07:46:14] Ricardo if you can hear me say hello's
[07:46:16] Why is he giving you head?
[07:46:20] He's freaked out dude.
[07:46:24] Let's go out of Cardo.
[07:46:27] Alright y'all, see y'all in the next episode.
[07:46:30] Peace out, Cardo.
[07:46:31] We'll be back.
[07:46:32] Holy fucking fog champion.
[07:46:33] Alright man, god damn.
[07:46:34] Bro, now we can go drink beer and fucking cheat on our wives.
[07:46:38] Fucking hate reporting those Minecraft episodes.
[07:46:41] I'm lighting a fucking sig, bro.
[07:46:43] my soul bro like I'm dead ass I did it I did that's just it's over bro it's a
[07:46:52] I'm about to go like punch on my fucking loved ones or something
[07:46:57] good idea bro
[07:47:01] actually sounds like a good idea yeah try it
[07:47:07] Yeah, man, all right, well, bro, I'm god if you do it, I won't tell anyone, bro
[07:47:14] It's okay, literally, I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna tell anyone
[07:47:18] Promise me if I punch on my loved ones, you promise you won't say anything. Oh god. I won't you game. Share me, bro
[07:47:23] I'm not saying shit
[07:47:25] I
[07:47:37] Was too, bro. Alrighty, he's a matter see you around Eddie
[07:47:43] All right chat
[07:47:44] Good fucking stream
[07:47:46] good fucking vibes
[07:47:48] little bro verse bro into
[07:47:52] Some other shit some Minecraft some 67
[07:47:55] I love you boys. The vibes have been good. I don't know about stream tomorrow. We'll see. I probably will stream
[07:48:04] But who knows don't count on it. You guarantee stream Wednesday. We have PO box
[07:48:08] So be ready for PO box exhibition mark PO if you all want to send stuff
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