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⚽ CHARITY MATCH TRAINING ⚽ IN UK ⚽ LETS GO ⚽ GREAT VIBES ⚽ IRL WITH EVERYONE ⚽ [twitter/insta stableronaldo] !po !com !sub
04-17-2026 · 3h 32m
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It's black.
Hello?
Hello? Can y'all hear me?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Ha ha!
Ha ha!
Hey!
Ha ha ha ha!
What's good, stable nation?
Can I get a hello?
Can I get a hi if you can hear me?
I'm actually doing everything on time,
and I'm the only one doing it, you know, plus five respect.
How's everyone doing man?
I just fucking landed, literally like two hours ago.
hours ago got the stream going hey hey everyone hey y'all look good if I look
good at my kid we got to get our shoes and shit but we're gonna do a little
bit of training
listen we got a little bit of training to do
Come on bro, get closer to me.
Come on bro, we're good.
Bro, don't worry.
There's a lot of people here.
There's a lot of cameras.
But the vibes are great.
Can I get a W?
Bro, I'm ready to be a predator today.
They're going to give me the predator shoes.
That's Marley!
Oh my god, he's a good friend.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Real not cool, bro.
I'll see you on the field, bro.
I'll see you on the pitch.
Do you know it's impossible to grab both your ankles and spell run?
Spell run.
Grabbing both your ankles?
Yes, catch!
It's impossible to grab both your ankles and spell run.
Alright.
So I'm trying to get my predators on.
What is my celebration if I score?
Should I do one of these if I score?
Silly!
What do you think my celebration should be?
Come closer, man.
Over here.
It's not going to lie, bro.
When the game starts, check.
One, God, I'm a slide-tackling KSI.
The first thing I'm doing and I'm gonna step over it and I'm gonna go
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
Fuck him!
Oh I'm ready to train bro all my all my time of training it's now bro it's now
Trying to get my balls
Wait that's illegal I can't do that like it like a band the charity match
What if I'm like fuck y'all
Wait did he you guys got a seven and a half
I got a seven and a half.
I got a seven and a half.
Is this true to size?
Guys, stop.
Adapt is so fine.
He does look so handsome today.
He's sexy.
When you score you gotta take off your shirt. That's sexy.
That's sexy.
Hey Jason, when you score you gotta go...
I can't believe I scored.
Hey Chad, I'm not gonna lie. I saw the news this morning.
I said a bit of a weird reminder, but uh, hey, I saw David watch out.
I capped up a murder.
This is the one of the biggest superstars here!
wait what did you pick?
I thought you should have been the F50
no I'm a predator
ok maybe
you guys have a size 7 and a half
what was that?
what was that one?
7 and a half
did I get a size 7 and a half?
no
I'm a predator
maybe an 8 even
watch your fuckin mouth
yeah sorry
Honestly, you want me to rule? I think you do better than F50s. I true I'll be honest. Okay. Well, I'm a predator
Okay
He's more like Pacey not really but like, you know
I'm a little nervous, bro. What if I score too many goals in the charity match and they kick me out?
Is that a possibility? Can I score too much or they kick me out?
Wait, Jinxie's here? Where's Jinxie now?
Buzzerite!
Chad, should we go to Jinxie and slide tackle him?
All right
Thank you so much
Yes
Bob all right. Thank you
Dude is the grass dirty that's not bad oh
What
Thank you help me
Make sure you're you like you have enough room but not too much like I had to put mine on I had to go down
oh I'm tired of that actually so tight my screen
we can stretch you want to run to the stretcher
stretch
oh my days
oh my days
well on the bright side that's more like the dark side
sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry
DUDE, DUDE!
Take it easy, man!
Dude, you're actually a bully.
I'm sorry!
I should go back.
Will happen.
Hey, shut your chopdass up!
Tell him, bro.
You see what I mean?
How do you tie a shoe?
Is it like...
This might sound a sander.
Is it like, this might sound the same, but it's the same as all the regular shirts you talk about.
Oh, okay.
Did you know ADAPT, the most impossible stretch known to mind, is grabbing both of your ankles and spelling run?
Okay.
It's an X, honestly.
It's a hard one.
I've never seen it.
Look at how much he's got.
They see his pockets, please.
Five minutes before, man, he's still trying.
Oh!
Okay, hold on.
Where are you going to put your other shoes?
Yeah, I have my bag here.
Just stop by.
Ron?
Yeah? Oh, okay.
Chance Baba?
I can just put him with him?
No, we're pulling him over.
I'm going to go stretch out.
Billy!
Who are my foes?
Sorry.
Oh my god. Let's make today chat about us. Let's see the blue in the check.
Whoa!
My brother!
Why is he here?
He's a little tall ass.
How are you, bro?
Great to see you again, bro.
Last time I saw you was in the real game, brother.
brother yeah all right well I will make it more awkward I'll be right
every
Fucking
Okay, now a lot of people like me
Yeah, I said right before that say guys I've watched this I'm gonna farm this
Oh, no, I need this I need this trust me
Let me get it on this, yeah.
Oh, good head, good, good.
Nice.
I'm right here.
I'm right here.
Oh, yes, ma!
Keep going!
Keep going!
Off the top.
And back!
Keep going!
Get it, get it, get it!
Two, four!
Four!
Hey yo, Ron, you gotta get your camera to run with you.
Yes, Ron.
Knowledge!
It's me, stable knowledge.
Hey man, how you doing?
I can't wait to start tomorrow. I said I can't wait to start tomorrow.
What in your language with the start like I'm gonna play around the catch all right
Let's see your skills open the gate
Wait no no, what were you doing earlier?
Oh you wanted to do a pass.
Put it on the floor, put it on the floor.
No, no, no.
And now pass.
OK, and now control it.
Oh shit, and then pass it.
Oh shit, there's no one left.
Why is he asking that to us?
Shit.
He can't finish though.
I want you to control it.
And then pass it.
Got it, easy.
Yeah? Fuck yeah. Okay, come on.
Again, again, again, again, again, again.
Why did you just hit me?
No, you've got to control your chest.
Yes, son! Yes! Knowledge! Yes!
Be at pace now, are you ready?
Alright, try a bit more pace.
I'm not a fool. I'm not a control man. That is a chest, like that.
Sorry sir. Sir, my son's got a gun.
Head, head, head, head.
Don't worry about that, Bob.
Do you think you should start?
Yes.
We're not hungry people, we're hungry people, roundabout.
If we win the coin, imagine, I'm the first person who touches the ball.
Yeah, I think all of the people do.
Yeah, bro.
I don't need this negative...
Maybe try and find Calphreysie and stuff like that.
Where is he?
I don't know.
Where is he?
Oh my God.
You don't hold his camera for one second. I gotta keep him back.
I want to hold the camera.
But I'm a player today.
Chad, I'm already out of breath.
Wait, why do my feet hurt?
Well, it's...
What are you doing, bro?
Like...
What is this?
Bro chat my fucking feet are already is that normal
Chat aura
Flava double ball ride
Flava double Flava never born enemy teams bro enemy teams man. I love that brother
Look, I was your dad for a second. No, no, no, no, that's my brother Bondale bingo brother
Isn't talk. No, no, he's mute mute. He's Bondale bingo. No, this is Bondale bingo. I'm Ron Dale dingo
Yes, bro. Hey, how you feel confident twice? How do you feel? Hey, bro? I'm fucking not feeling amazing like you think you could score
Wait wait can you look to the right? Why did Blaze left? Oh?
Oh snifflings. Oh he's sniffling, sniffling, sniffling.
He's not gonna fucking have so fun.
No, you're my enemy. You know me and you were both on the front of the field.
So if I see you, just know it's...
Dude, can I be honest?
Go ahead.
You know when we were going in the green screen room?
Uh huh.
There was a wooden door.
Okay.
And it said starting lineups and substitutes.
No fucking way were the starting...
Yo that's crazy. We came a long way.
Starting player for like a 90,000 people arena?
Yeah, we're on this.
That's crazy starting we're on the bench
You're on the bench for Sidemen or you're on the bench for YouTube. I'm on the bench for side
Yes, there's no way Cooper flags here. Yeah, yeah Cooper flag is here. Where's yet?
Wait, so we're
Yeah, so we're on the bench brown me and you are in the bench, but I got a picture with Cooper flag
Do you want to see sure? I
I don't know. I guess.
Dude, look at how tall he is though.
I can see him, Jinxie. You're nice.
Look at how tall he is.
Jinxie, I'm looking at him.
I know, but dude, look at how small I look.
Yeah, but can you look to the right?
And then look, now they're going to put a black bar above my eyes.
They're going to form the mug at it.
Dude.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh my god.
Dessie!
Oh my...
Probably a red card.
You're not that ass butt, Dessie.
That would be a wrap.
Right?
Sure is.
We got a prop.
We got a prop.
We got a prop.
We got a prop all right, bro.
Who?
Who?
You, bro, you're huffing and puffing.
Yo, bro, I'm just kidding.
Stay on the dark side.
I don't know how to, what is it, the dark side?
I mean, it's like, you mugged Marlin!
We're gonna pay for that.
I didn't do anything, bro.
Yeah, we're on the black side, bro.
Wait, so y'all are training over here?
I don't know how it works.
But last year it was YouTube over here.
Remember?
Are these cleats supposed to be this tight?
I've got my own cleats, bro.
Look at this, that is gonna be a rash.
I'm supposed to put another one in, huh?
It's just-
Oh!
Oh!
You're gonna break it.
What size is that?
Nine.
No, no, no, no, no.
That is like nine?
Nine, yes.
Shit.
What size is that?
This one, this is ten.
Dude.
Move it a little bit.
Move it a little bit.
Move it a little bit.
Move it a little bit.
Dodge me!
He's gonna be out of breath in two minutes. He's gonna be out of breath in two minutes
Yeah, so
You're on the bench too. No, I'm not bro. Listen. It's not close. Listen in the green screen room
Yeah, what do you know?
Okay, could you pick any sentence besides that bro?
All right, bro, come on
Wait, wait, explain the bench shit.
So, bro, remember the green screen room?
Yes.
Remember the wooden door?
Yes.
Kind of?
On the wooden door, there's starters and subs.
Well, for boat squads, we're all on the bench.
But what the fuck?
No, that's not today.
I have mud on my ass, James.
Yes.
Today?
Where they got us?
Oh my days are put on?
They don't play.
You've got to prove yourself, though.
You've got to prove yourself to the man you're hurting.
Yeah, because, bro, you didn't break them in.
I don't break them in.
Here's the thing.
I already did this.
Bro, these are leather boots.
Listen, most important football tip.
Do not use plastic boots, bro.
Hey, baby, wear these boots.
I had my own.
Do not use sponsorship.
I'm not sponsored by shit.
Shit.
Do not.
It is like, it's really here.
This is the real egg.
That's the real egg.
Bro, I'm in the middle of a sentence.
Listen, bro, plastic boots fuck up your feet.
Leather boots?
It's like, yeah.
So what are you playing with tomorrow?
You're going to be playing with that tomorrow.
And I'm going to be playing with this,
because I already broke it.
So you're cheating, all right?
No, because you're unprepared, buddy.
You have to fall tomorrow, bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, bro.
It's all mentality, man.
It's mentality.
You come on, Marlon.
All you want.
But your time is coming, bro.
What does that even mean?
What does that mean, bro?
You're going to regret logging him.
Dude, I didn't try to do anything, bro.
I was watching the game.
You're going to get de-glogged.
Yeah, I'm dead ass, bro.
Dude, we have pro trainers.
Do you see that?
Yeah, I don't know if they're going to take me serious.
What do you mean, bro?
Brian, you want to get some stretches and all that?
Yeah, yeah, get some stretches, yeah.
I just feel like I don't know, bro.
How are you on the bench?
Like.
Alright, dude, do it like less sassy stretch.
Do like a, like this one.
And then it's not, stop poking your ass out.
I'm not gonna stop poking, like look.
Like that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now to now switch.
I don't like that, I feel pain.
That's good.
A burn, right?
A burn?
Ah, my penis is short.
Wait, like physical pain or like a burn?
You know it burns, I don't like that.
Alright, now this one.
Quad.
You know, why are you slaying right now bro? Just do it. No, stop stop. That's touching your food
Oh, that's not a real I'm kind of I guess wait. What are they cheering for? Are they chaining our name?
Make some noise for stable
No, it did anything nobody Cooper flag doing it. You can dude. I don't know he said the season ended and he was bored. Oh
Oh, shall we pass?
Yeah, yeah, do you want to like warm up a little bit?
Let's get on the ball.
Shall we get in the circle?
Yeah, I got this, ready?
Wow, good header.
Oh, you almost got it.
Get in on this circle.
This is good games, boys.
Hey, like passing time.
Hey, boys, boys.
That's what I'm saying.
Hey, boys, big circle.
Are you out of breath?
From what?
Probably playing football.
What is he out of breath from?
I ran all the way, but you know you're gonna be like a hundred times. No, no, no, I'm not playing defense
So off I check up to chase
He's not even American, he's not even American wait, what does that mean? What does that mean?
Let's make it let's make a square
That's a two-over, man.
Wow, good passes.
Oh, that's bad touch.
Yes. Yes, yes, yes.
Come on.
Oh, nice.
Nice.
Oh, yeah.
Nice.
Nice run.
Great touches.
Left foot on me.
Left foot on me.
Now I know.
That's for only.
Good touch, touch, touch.
Left foot, left foot, left foot.
Touch, touch, touch, touch.
Left foot, left foot.
Left foot, what the fuck?
Nice run.
Left foot, what the fuck?
Yeah, that's good.
What is it?
This is good.
Okay, okay now.
Oh!
Hey, I can do that shit too.
I can do that shit too.
Oh, you're moving.
You get me, I can do it.
Okay.
Ooh.
Oh, shit.
You're gonna fuck up here.
Okay, bro, we're looking like flat doors, so we're looking good, bro.
I'm moving.
Nice run.
Stop it!
Over your left!
That's what we got!
Nice!
Jim, this is great!
I think we're gonna have to quit this.
That's insane!
This is bad!
This is really bad.
Are they sending us?
We look good?
We look good Chad, don't lie.
All dick right of side.
We look good.
What's going on over here?
I'm going to make this about me.
Let's make this about us.
My legs hurt for these.
Chad, is this normal?
Yeah, they hurt.
Chad, these fucking hurt.
I'm going to break them in crazy.
Heads!
Heads, knowledge!
Oh!
Oh my god.
That scared you a little bit.
Head knowledge!
No.
Oh!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Go again! Go again!
Well done!
I got next. I got next.
I got next.
Go on then!
You're up, you're up.
Hey, man, stop.
Hey, bro, where are you going?
Stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it.
Little bit, little bit, little bit, little bit.
Too much power, too much power.
Too much foul. Too much, too much, too much, brothers.
That's my bad, my bad.
I just sold my chance, bro. I had it, too.
Toe kicker, son. That was right here.
I don't feel the pit in my toe. Don't be hating me.
Don't be hating me.
See how they kick me.
That's not even a bad kick.
I don't know how to kick.
I just went though.
I just went.
Neho! Neho!
Wait, hold on.
Oh, hell no!
No!
Hey, Sketch! You're about to see this all day tomorrow!
You're not about it, Dez.
You're not about it, Dez.
Give us another one as finishes.
Top right, Dez.
Dez.
Dez.
Dez.
Dez.
Dez.
Dez.
Dez.
Dez.
Dez.
Every knife, guys, man.
Left foot in the side of the bag.
Save that, bro.
I got this, I got this.
There you go, go get it.
You're going three times?
I'm leading forward.
I'm leading forward.
I'm leading forward.
I'm leading forward.
Here you go.
Fucking bastard.
Hey!
I'm leading forward.
You're going to save that.
That's a disabled shot.
Hey, you don't want this.
Holy aura.
Holy aura.
Let me see your face.
Come on.
I want a little bit.
A little bit.
Oh, no!
Yes, knowledge!
Finish him!
Finish all over him, knowledge!
That's good dog, dude.
So nice.
So nice.
So nice.
Oh, hell no.
Right there.
Right there, though.
Right there, though.
That's right in the fucking left.
That's unsavable.
Oh, that's the toes.
Come on, Ron.
You want a toe shot or you want a real shot?
I want a real shot.
Oh, no, that ain't the same.
Oh, no.
He's something to where he's going.
Oh, fuck!
Oh, stop.
No.
I didn't hurt at all.
What's that, Ron?
I didn't hurt at all.
I didn't hurt at all.
Not even a little bit.
Is that your big toe?
I swear out I didn't feel it.
It just didn't sound like it.
How am I supposed to kick it?
I kicked it right here.
I'm using my toe all day.
This shit don't hurt.
I get it I got it why are you why are you
What are you trying to do?
Are you trying to be a smoker?
I'm a smoker.
You got a suit on, mate.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on now.
Oh, shit.
Not me.
What's your name?
Molly, we are...
No, we are going to school.
We are going to school.
We are going to school.
I'm not a lie, Jack, you hate tomorrow?
Tomorrow I'm really putting on the performance.
I'm dead after I worry.
Why is Cooper flagged here?
It's kind of weird.
I need a ball, I need to practice a shot.
I actually need to practice this.
All my training went out the door.
And do some leaning when you're quick.
All my training went out the door.
I don't remember how to do it.
See how this guy's got a good front.
Can I give it a go?
You see that? Good stop.
One more, one more, one more.
Yeah, go.
Let me try to...
Whoo!
That's not a toe though, right? That wasn't a toe. Was that toe?
I was lurking, I was lurking.
Fuck, I'm not... I don't feel to my toe.
Oh fuck. Am I doing it wrong? How am I supposed to not use my toe? All my training right now.
But that's a pass though.
You keep up that too.
Use the side of your foot.
That's a good shot. That's a good shot.
Can I get one of those?
Tell them to go against you.
Yeah yeah yeah.
Okay, no toe.
What are you doing?
That is impressive, bro.
Why did it get so hot?
Lean, you have to lean or anything.
I leaned.
Wait, I'm confused.
I think you lean forward to keep it on the ground.
Lean, like literally lean into the kick and put all of your
leg, come out of your leg or two.
Tell me what I'm doing wrong.
All right, so when you kick your practice and I did this,
look how you're kicking it, and try and stop as you kick it.
Yeah, you're gonna like,
you're gonna like kicking it like this.
I'm gonna just kick it.
So, try to do your foot next to it, like that.
Kick like there, and kick your foot hard.
So literally, I'm not gonna kick down you,
but like, like that.
But keep your foot hard.
Like what? Like your ankle?
Or I'm kicking it?
Ah!
I'm going to do this.
Alright, back.
Okay, that was way too...
way too inside.
What did I do wrong?
You're standing like this, kicking you like this.
Yeah.
So it's like...
Dumb and Dumber over here.
So, chip your chest out.
Try and step.
So, you're here.
Don't remind me of Brad because he couldn't get a shot to save his life.
Back.
And follow your foot.
Like, do this.
Pre-toe touch.
What's wrong with you?
Is that just the wrong thing?
You say you got a pool, right?
You say you got a pool?
If I bet you're not.
I don't have a pool.
No pool, sir.
It's off-tar here.
It's off-tar here.
This one?
At least could go in.
Here you go.
That was almost out of interest, though.
Literally, like,
we're still doing this.
Okay?
Yeah?
Go ahead one more time.
Literally just like
Just that.
He makes it look so easy, dude.
No, no, no, no, no, no, stop!
Your foot is like this!
Well that's what you just did!
This!
Okay, hold my, hold my, hold my, hold my.
So, you don't lift, right?
So,
No, that was better than yours.
No, it wasn't.
Like this.
Bang.
Can I keep you here?
You can get the darts.
Got it.
But not like this.
Got it, got it, got it.
Yeah, I'm trying.
Hands, brother.
There you go.
Not bad, bro.
Straight, straight.
That was your toe.
No, no, no, no.
There's no hope. I've tried.
It's a charity match.
One more, one more, one more.
OK, all I want from this,
I just want to kick it as hard as I possibly can.
With my toe, not just like this.
OK, mate.
Like that.
Ah!
Go on.
Go on.
Go on.
I can't do it. I can't do it.
Brontis, play up.
Bro, your toe, bro.
How? How? How? How do you do it?
You're gonna hold my toe.
All right, you know what I mean?
You're gonna hit the crossbar.
Hold your gift in.
This is my gift.
How do you do it?
I don't know.
Ron, how do you get shooting advice?
Listen, I've got no type of advice.
Can you throw me one?
One more? Yeah, thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
Okay, Ron, all you gotta do, bro, is one thing.
Excuse me, guys.
So, Ron, plant your left foot right here.
Okay?
Now, bring your right foot forward.
Okay?
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
it's good technique and then strike through the center of the ball.
So move, move, move, strike through the center of the ball.
Got it, got it, got it.
Come on, Ron.
How is your toe hitting it every time?
How is your toe hitting it every time?
No, I've never seen this!
Are you like, what?
You took a divot!
You took a divot in football!
Get the hell in the ground!
No, no, no, no.
One more, one more.
Okay, okay.
So one more time?
So, yeah, so.
Yeah, I'll show you really quick.
I'll show you, bro.
No spin.
No spin.
No spin.
He's been training.
He's been training.
Let me get you one.
Let me get you one.
Run, you got this, bro.
I got it.
I got it.
Good good touch.
Good good touch.
Shoot.
Okay.
Okay.
That's a hand ball.
Hand ball.
There you go.
Play it with your left.
Come through the center of the back.
Do not use your toe.
No, no, no, no.
Stop shooting me.
Stop.
No.
There you go.
No, you do not use your toe ever.
Come on, Ron.
Don't use your top.
Nice, nice, nice.
Yeah, I'm back here.
Yeah.
I'm out of power.
Wait, you should try to save it.
Yeah, I don't know.
I'll try to save it, Rhonda.
Let me go one more.
Let me go one more.
Oh, shit.
Sketch is in that aura.
Aura, aura.
Damn, it's fucking bad.
This is the defending man at the match.
Defending man at the match.
Oh, so so so.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Same thing, bro.
Same thing.
That was good.
Now, generate power.
Get mad.
In business, everyone likes it.
Oh, shit.
Take that ball! Kill that ball!
Crossbar! Crossbar!
That was good!
But the power! I gotta get more power.
That feel good!
Mario!
This is his shit though! Look!
I'm out of breath.
So why did I go up?
It's a toe shot.
No, it's like a toe shot.
If you're under the ball and go up, what happens?
If you're over the ball, what happens?
It goes down.
You want to find that tag.
Same thing as...
You're kind of a good coach.
Yes.
I'll find that tag.
I see another one.
I see another one.
We don't want to get the crossbar.
We're gonna do two crossbars in a row.
What?
Two crossbars in a row.
And he's walking it off with aura.
Dude, he's not beard. There's no way.
Run! Stop walking!
Bro, two crossbars in a row. What the fuck?
Where is he going? Where is Ron going?
I don't know. Somebody should check his head.
That's straight aura.
That's triple T walking away from his fucking base.
You ever stand me?
Holy QXQ! See?
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
I can take the ball.
Okay.
God fuck, bro.
I feel like you have to find the bootie much now.
You kind of chipped it.
That's what I looked at me with.
I'm just saying shit.
I'm going to jump around, jump around, jump around.
Get it, come on.
Jump around, jump around, jump around.
Get it, come on.
Get it, come on.
Take it, you're wobbling.
Kick it.
Get it.
Go.
Go.
Oh, that's all right.
That's okay.
That's my straight run.
show me how it's really done
show me how it's really done
too much shit on that shit
miho!
nah, if that's how you show it
can we get x2?
i don't drink water
x2 is some reps in there man
yeah, let's see what you do
Want me to go?
Try the same one, bro.
How does he do it?
No!
He almost saved you, bro.
That was not even a good one.
He's a pretty good goalie.
Everyone's team black going hard, bro.
Team black's going hard.
Oh, shit, should we be...
Team red's going hard.
Oh, shit.
I need to realize, bro.
Hey, y'all got a room for one more?
Two more.
You're in the middle, both of you in the middle.
Go and get the ball.
One, two, three, four.
Yes!
Three, six, seven.
Nice!
Yes!
Great, great, great!
Nice!
You're great!
Keep moving!
12, 10.
Yes!
Yes!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
No!
No!
Are they leaving us?
No!
Why are they leaving us?
Yeah, too.
Oh my God.
Do you guys kill the purpose?
We're not doing a drill anymore.
We're not doing a drill?
What's going on here?
Black team's going harsh.
They're going harsh too, bro.
I feel like...
Fuck it out.
Confused.
Are we like, not supposed to be here?
If he wasn't invited, we're not actually up?
Holy mate.
Holy boom, mate.
I'm so fucking ready, it's gonna be so fucking fast for you to see, but I've been practicing.
I wonder if we could be out here late night.
It's like full back to hell.
Yeah, change.
What you think?
Yeah, Bobboy.
Yeah, welcome to practice later tonight.
Holy mackerel.
Crossbar, yeah?
Oh, this far, though, no?
Oh, my God.
Ah, it's a bit over the net, man.
Ay, ay, ay, mimo.
I see you.
I see you.
I see you.
I see you.
I see you.
I'm trying the same thing, I'm also trying to be consistent.
Let's go!
How's your...
That's all it is.
Change!
I want to test this at legal quick.
Come on.
Sorry.
Show me what you got.
Is anyone made it, boy?
I'm trying to get in the car.
Let's go, let's go.
You like that, right?
Yeah.
Hey. Hey.
We're crazy out there today.
You too.
We're turned up a tail.
If I get it in here.
What's your real name?
Ronaldo.
No, it's your real name.
Ronnie.
It's your real name.
Ronnie.
That doesn't make sense.
Nice and simple, guys.
Just gonna be one player for five.
I'm confused.
You guys, if anyone fucks up this drill, 20 burpees each.
You're gonna be the only one to kill.
You're gonna not get 20 burpees.
I'm not playing, bro.
Oh this is like amateur drills we got this yeah
Easy bruv, let's do it, go against each other, or they have a better line up, we've got that
supply on us, knowledge, you missed me bruv, that was a nice, he didn't know it was you,
No, he's here, I'm on fire station, I'm not for any reason, just for a quick beat.
Huh?
Bad luck!
I'm on both sides!
Good, swap over!
Swap over!
Let's all go!
Good, that's it, let's go!
Oh!
Got it!
Everyone needs to go first!
Oh, James!
Oh, oh, oh!
Go!
Go, Ron, go!
Go get it, go get it, go get it!
It's not my fault!
Bro, actually, right, bro, two fans.
Excellent, you're going to do the left.
Bro, go, go, stop, stop, stop!
Get off me!
That's what he was there, wasn't he?
Yeah, that's it, that's it!
Come on, kid, that was great!
That was great!
That was great!
That was great!
Come on kid, that was great!
Oh, what a head!
That was nice, bud.
Good touch, good touch.
Slick, slick, slick.
That was out.
No, no, it was a go-through.
You got this.
I'm going to win!
Ah!
Ah! Knowledge!
I'm going to win!
I'm going to win!
Ah!
Knowledge!
I'm confused. How much more is this? I thought it was one drill.
I thought it was one drill.
He has a couple of drills.
No, I think if he's there, he's got me around.
No, no, I got you.
No, I got you.
I got you.
You shut?
Yeah, I got you.
You got me?
No, I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
You got a fucking joke, son of a bitch.
Bro, I'm going to kill you.
Slow down.
What?
Oh, hold on now.
Hold on now.
We're going on.
We're going backwards now.
Go on, scared.
Ready?
Let's get to climbing up here.
Let's go! Let's go!
Let's go!
Oh, yeah!
Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh!
Oh!
No, I didn't do it.
Okay, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Wait, what are we doing?
Oh, yeah!
Okay, I don't know.
Oh, that's the one!
That was it!
That was it!
That was it!
Now we're done.
That was number one.
Oh, let's go!
Yeah, that was a lot of guys.
I'm out of breath.
I'm just getting ready for that in the competition.
You're going to watch it.
Gaffer, are you?
I must be really shit.
You were saying that you had some good fashion.
Really?
Sort of gone.
By the way, lad, they are three...
What were they saying, sir?
Fuck off.
Gaffer, here you are.
You fucking...
What is it?
What's the time of penis knob head?
What is it?
You fucking bans!
I'll set you up over there!
Let's do it!
The drinks break!
No drinks!
Yo! Drinking is for winners!
You understand? No drinking right now!
We won!
We didn't win shit!
We won the fucking match!
We just won the drill!
There you go!
Come on!
There's not gonna be drinking in the game is there?
It's a bad mindset. Nothing in life is guaranteed.
What?
What?
Oh, I played football.
Come on.
Fucking hang on about it, isn't it?
I mean, why they're drinking?
Fucking hell.
Why they're drinking?
Yeah, you got white corn there, on.
I'll spit, brother.
Just you touch on, alright?
No motion though, right?
Yeah, I'll be honest, I'll be real.
If you hit me in the head, you're getting fucked in the ass!
Nice and again, run and again!
Nice and again, yeah!
And again!
I love it, oh fuck, I love it.
It's not right, yeah, yeah, yeah!
That was the heaven, that was the heaven!
Nice and again!
That's him! That's him!
That's him!
Yep!
Oh my...
My shoes are tight!
Shhh!
My touch is not pretty good now.
I'm not liking this team, everyone's on jokes.
The gimbals suck up behind you.
No, I see.
Hold on, I gotta go do something.
Come on, if I hit cross-bath from there...
I'll suck your dick from behind.
From behind?
And a hundred gifted.
Actually, have you given me the gifted for this month?
You owe me one gifted.
You owe me one gifted.
Sorry!
Yo, what's going on here?
Roman, it's not on team bonding.
Come on, now this isn't team bonding.
Yo!
Who want it?
Who want it?
Yo!
Who want it?
Excuse me!
What are we doing?
Are you-
Whoa, you-
Right in my arm!
You fucking balloned!
Don't be squirting on your teammates!
You fucking dickwad!
Yo!
Oh, my game!
We're doing fucking push-up contests!
You're gonna be squirting on your teammates!
You fucking dickwad!
Yo!
Oh, my game!
We're doing fucking push-up contests!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Fucking hell. Now I'm soaked as a bloke.
Woo!
Fuck.
She's pissing me off.
Here you go, there's your story.
She's pissing me off.
She's pissing me off.
Yo, Jack, you want a giggle, right?
Want it?
This isn't a giggle zone.
You're dying.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Are you trying to get me out of here?
Yeah.
Get off of it.
Stick to your push-ups in your YouTube shorts, buddy.
You're about to end your real man's game.
You're a little boy.
Wow.
I love seeing knowledge spread.
It's kind of nice out, it is.
You're a little boy.
And my love.
All right, all right.
Hey, knowledge, you're a little boy.
You're a little boy.
You're a little boy.
I'm going to stand over here.
With the cones, I think it's just a 1v1 whoever scores on each other first.
I think, I think.
Because dirty versus non-dirty.
I can stay with you for now though.
I'm good. I'm good.
I'm alright, I don't wanna play.
I don't wanna play no more.
I don't wanna play no more.
No way.
I want knowledge
I don't know.
I don't know.
Show me how to tap hands.
Show me how to tap hands.
Oh, no, I don't want this to play.
I'm after you.
Oh, that's a better play.
A knowledge
No Simon you lost your touch
OK.
Oh, my God.
Holy!
Oh!
Get up!
Go on!
Go on!
You're not blending me!
Suck my trousers, Nudge!
Ready?
That's what we do!
You're in the pitch!
Go, Kim!
Let him know, Ches!
Let him know, Ches!
Come on, Kim!
Come on, Kim!
Let him, let him, let him, let's go!
Come on, Kim!
Come on, Kim!
Come on, Kim!
Come on, Kim!
That's fine!
Oh!
Wow, that's a flop
What
My days
My James! James! That was marvelous!
I want to go again.
What's up to f***?
What's up to f***?
Who's the f***?
Someone yoke?
Get in!
Oh, what the f***?
Yay!
Yeah!
Pass!
Oh, he's off!
Yeah!
Yay!
Who's the f***?
Who's the f***?
I'm not being a wrong-
What the fuck?
Simon!
Simon!
Can be two's!
I'm a team, John.
Yeah.
Do any of you guys want to throw in the Metagots?
Get a matter, daddy?
Puffy.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, I'll put him on you as soon as you go to the recording.
OK.
It's great.
You gonna fuck up my gameplay?
No, no, you can see.
Oh, you fucking bitch!
Head up, head up, head up!
Oh!
Oh, my God.
Fucking blow.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Oh, well that was aura.
That was so cool.
Right, right, go, go.
I'm playing with Stevie Wonder.
What are you doing?
That's faster.
Get up!
Get up!
Get up!
Oh!
Wait!
It was trying to back you up.
Hang on, hang on.
Hang on.
Hang on.
I'm not going to make you shoot at any point.
Hang on.
Hang on.
Wait a minute.
Yeah, you've got to keep your hand up.
Hang on.
I feel that half-doll.
Yeah.
Come on!
Oh, it's taking too long!
Come on, James.
Let's see it.
Go, go, go!
My bad!
What's going on?
Why are you fucking me off?
I can't even breathe.
I can't even breathe.
You just grab people.
Get him back!
Pass him through.
Push your team mate!
Nevermind.
It's not even a chance, it's not even a chance.
Check, can you grab people?
Guys like Graf?
Like that though?
Pushing move! Pushing move!
Make a movement, unfortunately.
Beautiful.
I've always been like this.
I've always been like that kind of.
No, that's not how you do this.
You guys have to.
I don't know how to do this.
Well, cuz we were born here.
You think I'll have a chance tomorrow?
I feel like I can do it.
I feel like I can do it.
Come on, brother.
Stroke that thing.
Oh, that's unfair!
He's got a fucking crazy forehead.
Oh!
Hey, man.
You think I'll have a chance tomorrow?
I feel like I can do it.
I feel like I can do it.
I feel like I can do it.
I feel like I can do it.
Yo, knowledge! Get in the game!
Oh my God! Oh my God!
Oh! Oh, you're a fucking chud! You're actually a chud!
Oh my God! Oh my God!
Yo, Gensai sucks!
Hey, Simon! Three!
Simon, 33!
Simon!
Really, dude.
Hey, Gents, Gents, 33!
33, yeah?
Yeah, you can go with, um,
you can go with Karrie.
I don't know how long I'm going to do.
Yo, baby!
Who's boat?
I'm behind, I'm behind, I'm behind!
The pitch was really dry.
It's so dry, I was noticing it.
I was noticing it's dry, so I'm fucking out.
Oh!
Oh, no!
Dude, the pitch is too dry.
Go on, mate.
Time to go again, time to go again!
I'm with you, bro.
Come on, bro.
Yeah, I got blocked.
I'm aggressive this game.
You've got to be aggressive, you've got to watch.
We've got to pass you.
Mothers can't stop me!
Barry!
Get out of here!
Oh, no!
Oh!
I said!
Oh!
The patient's run.
Come on, let's go.
Come on.
Come on.
Close the window.
Come on, tell them.
Help me, help me.
Help me.
Run.
Run!
Run, run, run.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Well, my shoes aren't tight.
Go John!
Hi, nice to meet you.
I know you're a tough place to gather at the centre.
How many times do you do this?
Well, you know it's the roomie.
I did see that, yeah.
That's when I think.
Is that allowed in the game?
Can't say that's allowed now.
You're going for the four-finger ball?
Yeah.
Is that allowed?
Can't say it is.
Little bit.
Yeah.
Okay.
Can I pick up people?
Three, six.
Three, two, one.
Show you.
Yeah.
Show you.
How's it going?
What are you picking up?
I'm sure I feel a lot of trouble with that, but...
I realize I've been up here for a while now.
So, part of the charity match.
So, like, let's do a challenge or a positive?
Challenge started now.
Now
challenge starts now chat
Are you I have a question for you? Yes, I met you incredibly briefly
Yes, sir
What did I do?
I thought you were a community worker.
I'll do that.
Anyway, I have a massive question for you.
Sir, can I watch football?
Can I watch football?
Sure, why not?
Yeah, I don't care.
3-7-1-2 Broadlin Studios.
Alright, everyone's going to be there.
Yeah, it's easy.
Cheers.
We'll watch you run out.
I'll give you the first bar of one attempt.
I would suck a dick from behind.
Oh, I was gonna say you could start.
I don't, I don't.
Don't, no, don't hit your finger.
Try, it's not gonna...
Ooh!
Brother!
Brother! I did a deal!
My fingers were like that.
Oh, no.
Where'd you bang it, though?
Well, my promise wasn't fingers crossed.
What's going on?
What's going on?
Let's play football.
Stand close together and pass it and whoever hits the ball will score.
Oh that's fucking easy.
How many do you need?
Just hit the ball.
Yeah, but you have to stand close together.
He's at five minutes before the current, Jason, Ron, and...
Don't fucking put it in your mouth!
Hi, I'm yeah.
What's your say? What's your say?
Are you ready to play?
I'm playing.
You're playing?
It's a very hard challenge.
Okay, what are you playing, maybe?
Yeah, it's my archery.
I can't get to go on the pitch.
Playing what?
The game.
Soccer.
I don't think you play so sport.
I do.
We've got 10 balls, we've got to hit this ball.
So you've got to come here.
Football, by the way.
Football.
Can I play them one?
I don't get it.
Oh, yeah.
The one that they want you for this challenge...
oh okay I think you're just going to stand in the ground mate
no it's alright you've got this one you've got this one what do I got to do
what a good guy man, what a good guy
he's rocking, yes mate
he's actually stirring up, super tight
do we not need pipe? yeah, yeah, yeah
who's our fifth? I'm going to get someone to see that first
wait, wait, wait, the kicker is?
no, no, no, we can't cut the ball
I'm going to put you up here.
It's something about the camera.
I'm placed at what we've got at the front of the floor.
And I'm going to put these people down here.
I'm going to put a kind of tree.
Kick the ball to the right.
Come on!
I feel like kicking the ball.
I don't understand what you're saying.
You don't want to throw it in the car.
You don't want to throw it in the car.
You don't want to throw it in the car.
I'm sorry about that.
I'm going to put the ball up.
I'm going to put the ball up.
I'm going to put the ball up.
Let's play football.
Instead of speed, you've got to run.
Run, run, run.
Here's the whole challenge.
You want to do it slowly.
Take time.
Wait, how do you do this?
Off!
No!
That was fine.
That was fine.
That was you.
Fine, we're just gonna hit.
We're gonna do it one more time.
But on the count of three, you're all gonna hit at the same time, yeah?
Oh, I get it.
I understand.
Is it the first to hit it?
No, so the viewers in the comments are gonna guess who hit the ball.
So it has to be you.
I get it.
I get it.
I get it.
I get it.
I get it.
I get it.
I get it.
I get it.
Do you want me to enjoy it so they can stay on the line?
Yeah.
OK.
Yeah?
Yeah.
I'm going to touch you.
I'm going to smash you.
Yes.
OK.
I'm going to smash you.
Yeah.
All right, ready?
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
OK.
Boom.
Here's the ball challenge.
Three, two, one.
Go.
Boom.
Boom.
Oh.
Oh.
I was him.
I'm OK.
That's me, brother.
I was like, who hit the ball, Chad?
Who hit the ball, Chad?
Who hit the ball, Chad?
Oh, oh, oh.
So we're done on practice?
No, no.
Hey, what?
We're done on...
One for one?
You can't.
Try your possible.
No, this is where I try to tackle.
Are you gonna remove?
No, I'm gonna hide.
You suck my dick trousers.
Try again. One more time.
Frostbark!
You're out!
You suck!
Yeah, well, wait till the time I call it.
What happened to you, bro?
You're a little boy in a man's world.
And I want to play with little boys.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's no.
I said the reference wrong.
You're a little boy, and I'm a man.
No, I'm not.
Scared!
What?
Yeah, what?
Scared!
Scared!
Bring your ass here, boys!
Scared!
Hi, bro.
Come on.
Go, Jack.
Come on, Scared.
Nothing we approved from last year?
Yes, bro!
Rise!
What?
That's a huge question!
I feel good!
I feel great!
I feel like a flutter!
Let's go!
Keep controlling!
I bet, hey!
This is the suit!
I'll see you later, son!
It's time to be special, y'all!
It's like a little stuff.
It's gone.
I don't know, it was a grass or something.
What the hell is going on over here?
Oh, yeah, quick, here!
Watch your fuckin' mouth, kid!
Don't talk to my fuckin' brother like that!
Everybody get it!
Shhhh!
Shhhh!
Oops!
Ha ha ha!
What the?
What?
How do you do brother?
Name's David, I'm on him.
See you later.
Yeah? I saw you over there, you look great.
Thank you.
You look like you can train him.
Yeah, I saw in the green screen room, I was on the bench.
Oops!
It wasn't me.
What can I do, what can I do?
I already asked the second con.
It's not worked.
It's just not happened yet.
I could suck crazy dicks, sir.
I'll play football.
I'll beat, I'll beat.
You didn't get that.
Wait, these are hard hits.
Oh my God, we're supposed to really go out?
Sorry, sorry, how many more?
We did this, mate.
Jason, I'm watching. I'm pulling my glasses down.
Oh yeah, how many guys are there?
Go on, let's go back drive.
Wait, go back, go back, go back, go back.
Go back, go back, go back, go back.
It's me, go back.
It's gotta get far.
A little bit further.
One bottle in the way.
Start behind the greens, so far.
I trust the boys.
Get this, get this, get this.
Oh, yeah, OK.
Come on, Jose.
Go, go.
Josey!
Come on, come on.
Go James, you see this.
What?!
I can do that, man.
Can anyone fanci-lift it?
My bad, my bad, my bad.
Yes!
Hit my toe there.
Hit my toe there.
Hit my toe there.
Woo!
Pull in now.
Now.
Go on, it's time to match.
Let's go.
Come on, guys.
Finish.
Oh yeah!
What a shot man, what a shot!
Guys, if you see any footballers just grabbing and knocking them in, yeah!
Thanks!
Thanks!
Hey, top bin!
Two to the left, come on, come on!
Two to the left!
Come on!
I see you there!
I'm going to roll you with the ball.
Put it as long as you want.
Ooh, take it out.
Ooh.
Yeah.
Come on, now.
Come on.
Ooh.
Oh, stop.
Oh, yeah.
Stop, stop, stop.
Take the ball with you.
Take the ball with you.
Oh
Go, Rod.
Go!
Hey!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Just play it safe and just toe kick.
It's not safe.
It's not a safe hit.
That's straight.
At least I know it's going to be straight.
That was amazing.
It's not a straight hit.
Toe kick is straight.
Toe kick is not straight.
Fuck you, just kick it, man.
After this, we got to wrap this up.
Oh, Jay, Jay!
Yeah, it's not, mate.
Sexy.
Yes, guys!
Yes!
Okay.
Let's go, Carrey.
That's it.
Yes, Carrey.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
Go Cary. Yes Cary.
Oh yeah.
Alright come on.
Yes.
The boss bomb. The boss bomb.
Yeah right.
You go Jay.
Jay's going.
Go Jay. Big Jay.
Go greener!
Ah!
I was good.
Okay, I was good.
Oh!
You wanna see Toppins?
I'm definitely a left-wing player, bro.
Oh, easy on it now.
Ah shit.
Oh my god.
Oh he's still holding it.
He went too far that way.
Big batter stop.
Big batter stop.
Epic.
Oh shit.
I'm gonna make a practice effort.
Get ass.
You going? You going?
You going?
Head!
Go Jay!
Go Jaydark!
Yes Jaydark!
Go Tom!
Heyy heyy
Yeah, who's... who's side looks better?
Yeah, there's about two of them.
I haven't been showing the other side.
Ready, brother?
Ready, brother?
Switch it sides, let's go!
Switch it sides, let's go!
Switch it sides, let's go!
Switch it sides, let's go!
Switch it sides, let's go!
Switch it sides, let's go!
Freezy I don't want to go most improved
We've had our interaction
Literally anything
Four shots
I was having so good, but he's taking it.
Fuck you sir.
My best.
School.
Oh boy!
Thanks God.
Thank you boys.
Nice.
Come on.
Oh!
How's it going?
Oh
That's wrong.
Yeah, at least you got it right there.
Yeah, you did, brother.
I actually kicked it right.
That wasn't the sign about it.
Oh, William!
Oh, William!
Oh, I'm close, you're welcome.
Oh, what now?
Again, that's your keeper.
Fuck!
I said that to the fucking truth.
Oh, here's Boston!
Can you show me something cool?
Wow, he's got power!
Oh, bad kick!
Boston's a goal for us!
I like the passion with your kick.
Very nice, James.
Yeah, he's chopped.
Haha, let's pull him out.
I'm just trying to get the team to laugh.
Chop the wing in.
Whoo!
Oh, yeah, yes, I'm up and done.
Let's go.
Come on, brother.
Ha ha, ha.
Go, Fudge.
That's what I was going to say.
Oh, yes!
That was amazing.
Oh!
That was a nice kick.
That was a nice kick.
Wow.
Oh, my day!
Shove it.
All right, now I'm going to say it for buddy's health.
Ah!
Oh, this is a bit a lot.
This guy does it.
Go on, go on, go on.
Yes.
All right, yes.
Then this is the first time.
I've never done this before.
This has been a forerunner.
What's a forerunner?
Forerunner.
Oh, it's a goalie.
There we go.
There we go.
OK.
Come here, there.
Come here, there.
Come here, there.
Come here, there.
Come here.
Oh.
I'm going to put some bices on this, huh.
Get him.
Get him.
Come on, get him.
All right.
Good job.
Woo!
Come on.
Good job.
Woo!
That's good.
That's good.
Oh, suck!
Good job.
Good job.
Go on, go on.
Good job.
Nice!
Nice!
What is he doing?
Get your boys!
Let's go!
Wait!
Oh!
Yeah!
Have you got power?
Yeah, we do.
Oh, it's good.
No one's going to do this.
No one's going to do like this.
It's not your money, mate.
Oh, shit!
Throw it up!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, chuck it on me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Are we doing this?
Right, let me see it hardly, bro.
No, I'm happy to do it.
Shit!
Go on!
Go ahead, Stable.
Go ahead, there, Stable.
That's the wrong goal, man!
OK, this is one out of both.
Hits! Hits!
Ah!
That was scary.
All right, lads, we're going to bring this down now.
If you want to have a go on this.
We need your footballers now.
We need your footballers.
You can watch it and try and ball it here.
We have to react to the ball.
Respect the ball.
It's called football, not soccer.
Oh, let me...
Oh, that's bad.
Oh, look at that.
This is true. This is true and effective.
Come on, man. Don't know if Chaz is up.
That looked good, though.
Nice job, cheese.
Thank you.
Yes!
Don't carry.
Yeah, ginger.
Nice.
Go ginger, dig one goal out of here.
Don't worry, they're not going to use us in a real game.
Just one goal, ginger.
Woo!
Go ginger!
Go top ginger, go top.
Yeah, come on.
It's not working.
Oh, yeah.
Get you way.
Holy shit, where did this able?
Shit, we're disabled.
Yeah, good job!
Ready?
Chad, is it over?
Chad, is it over?
Is it? Is it?
I got next, I got next.
Ready? Good.
oh yeah oh yeah
that's kind of a little messy now
I mean the guys who've been playing this for
fucking 20 years can't even do this
like
I got a leg on you
should I go again?
Oh, that's going on.
I'm going to try one, why not?
That looks better than the other team, right?
That foot hurts.
I can't do with the bounce.
Freezy, my foot!
No, I gotta start.
I actually know how to start.
Oh, it's stolen it!
It's a tackle!
It is!
Get him sketched!
Yeah!
He is bad at the game.
Hold up.
Ha ha ha.
Slice.
That's it.
That's it.
One more in.
Oh, good one.
It's a finish over.
Hey, Jason.
Hey, Jason, we'll keep the bench warm, bro.
I'll say a beat, bro.
My bad.
You're too much.
I'll keep it warm.
My bad, you're ill.
I'm not feeling this one.
Oh!
I'm not feeling this one.
Oh, that went bad.
I'm not kidding.
Oh, wow, that's the one.
Lock him, man, lock him.
He's left, he's left one more.
Jamie, Jamie.
Jamie, Jamie.
Last one, please.
Oh, my...
Get that one, get that one.
Get ready.
It is!
It's a volley!
Yes! Let's go, Skates!
Let's go, Skates!
Yeah!
Right boys, we're going to go into a two touch challenge now so we need half of you over here,
half of you over behind the goal with the footballers.
We're going to ping it out once up so we're going to try and finish.
Up and get first.
Yeah, here you play closer so you're just going to go over there first.
You're ready.
We'll show you.
Hey, how'd I do that?
Good man.
You're lying on pace.
Oh it's actually, you did really well.
You got a score?
Fine now.
No, you won't.
I'll open everything.
You think you can beat him?
Yeah.
That's a good shot.
That's a good shot.
I need a little more power on that.
Okay
Okay
You know you need to go
I'll pull him the lean on his kick
That's all right.
Make sure you stand in the middle of the floor, yeah, just fucking...
BYE!
Don't have full power.
Full power?
No, this is what you've got to do, mate.
Yeah.
Yeah, fucking.
Like, you still have to have a fucking try.
Alright?
Alright.
What he just said, but like this.
Put the tentacle right over, I feel it.
Wow.
That's a fucking shit, boys.
Show me these, and show me.
Come on.
Let's go.
Pete, we're about to do it again.
Let's do it again!
Oh my fucking God!
That's over in my heart.
Oh my God!
What are we doing here?
Bomber clutch!
Fuck! Bubbles!
What?
I don't know, I kicked the ball and it hurt my arse.
Bro, I'm tight too as a bitch.
Your arse is tight.
Yeah.
Isn't it though?
Is it your right arse sheet?
Same.
My arse sheet.
Go on.
Your arse sheet gone.
Your hips hurting?
What?
You should say it like that.
Hips hurting?
Yeah.
Oh, I get it.
Go get it.
Go get it.
All right, one set, I'm gonna pin it in.
PSA 10.
You got it.
Wait, oh, look hard.
I can't.
Oh, fuck that.
You'll want this one.
Oh!
Oh my god!
James nearly got fucking assassinated.
I'm not joking.
You motherfucker!
Oh, shit.
PSA 10.
Wow, PSA 10.
Do I give a fuck?
Did you expect me to have a reaction?
Sometimes I really want to fucking hurt you, Ron.
Get my gift again.
You want me to gift it, by the way.
You don't PC that's my mom
What are we doing with the caster?
Talk to people
Only go straight. It'll be good. Yeah, he only goes straight. Oh, that was a good shot
I'll do it again, I'll do it again.
So I'll do it a bit softer.
Hey.
I mean, that's a little aggressive.
Hey, if I'm next to the goal, where XQC and I have the ball, are you going to take it from me?
No.
Like if I'm at the goal, right about a score.
You're about a score? Yeah, I'll let you score.
I'm going to try my hardest to get you a goal.
Are you trolling?
I'll send that back.
Come on.
What's he doing?
Something's happening.
Of course I've got a shot at.
What is this?
50, you want 50?
Yeah!
Get out!
Ah!
Oh!
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
He's using my camera, man.
What?
He's using my camera, man.
Perfect.
You know him.
Oh, you're doing it.
Oh
Knowledge
Yo, are you aiming for the fucking birds? Oh
Oh, no, no, no. I don't speak English. I don't speak English. I'm sign language. I don't know how to speak English.
Chill.
Don't. Don't.
Come on guys, let's get good vibes.
That's a good right ball move, isn't it?
What do you got there?
I got Chinese ones.
It's the same Chinese.
What is he? Japanese?
Yeah, that's a good shot.
Come on, wrap it, wrap it.
Yes, skate!
Yes, skate!
Get him, sketch, get him, sketch.
I'm not chasing you.
He's the biggest.
That's a solo marathon.
Go on, go on.
Go on, go on.
I'm undefeated this year, I want to stay undefeated, I've never lost a 30m, you need
You need it?
Who's going? Who's going?
What do you skip like?
Again?
Yeah, no.
I got it.
Yeah!
Come on, judge!
Yeah!
You cheat-a-you!
Hell!
That's brown!
Quick up!
You want it, bruv?
You want it, bruv?
Straight to you!
Straight to you, bruv!
You motherfuckers!
You're not even finished!
Finish him!
Finish him!
The way you're doing it is saying it like that!
It sounds like something is happening.
Yo, you tripped me?
You just opened a knife.
You got a wrong one.
It's not being threatened by anyone.
It's not just a request.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Let's go.
Oh, no!
That's the last one!
Do me!
No, it's fine!
Do me!
No, it's fine!
It's fine!
It's fine!
Oh, oh, oh!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
You are fucking wrong!
I'm sorry.
Oh my gosh!
Come on, we're losing this very match.
Oh, God.
I don't know.
Yep.
He's got a big sheep.
Bro, our team is ass.
I-I did ask to chat.
This other team looks like good.
I'm gonna lose.
This other team's got a few tricks.
How is this your future?
Holy fucking disabled team
I have made the star player this team, am I kidding?
Hey, eh, nice to meet you
Nice to meet you
Very yeah, okay
Sorry
So what is this for? Is it a penalty?
It goes all the way to my arm. It will go all the way, that's how it was.
Can you handle the pressure?
Go something up, bro.
I want to feel involved.
Like McGuire.
I heard the other team's up and good.
Let's take a run, have a shot.
Jim, show them what it's about.
Give them that angry change.
That is straight top right boys. That's a piece of cake. Oh fuck. Jesus.
I love that, I love that.
Top right, boys, thank you.
I don't know about you.
I don't like your old top left.
Knowledge.
Don't win.
Don't get it, don't get it.
That's our save.
You guys gotta act like there's something on the line come on
No sketch! Act like this shit's on the line!
Shit alright.
For NBL.
Oh my god!
It fucking went in!
You wanted to see my technique.
What the?
I'm serious!
I was gonna say!
No, just go away!
We gotta fix this!
It's going under bro!
You gotta hit the middle!
Ah, damn!
I made one!
That was the middle!
That cheese!
Come on!
Cheese!
Yes, come on, get it!
Good, good, good.
Okay, top left.
Oh!
I think he's just fallen off the ferry, won't he?
He's really strong, Mark.
I think he's just fallen off the ferry.
Yeah, I guess so.
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
All right, John, get it, John.
Yes!
It's all pretty good, isn't it, Master?
Yes.
He feels his aura.
We got a problem?
There's a dead.
There's an indebted ship.
They don't care what you're talking about.
They don't care what you're talking about.
How you feelin'? I gotta help my sense. My dead zones fucked up, I tell. I'm like hitting
the roof. I tell you this team doesn't have passion. I'm not feeling this. I'm out of
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, no troll, no troll, no troll, listen, listen, listen, listen.
Listen, give it passion, bro, please.
Oh!
Do you want my bare ass or what?
This is gay, man.
Wait, not my right ass, dude.
What's my team doing, bro?
I can't tell you.
What's up, man?
What's up, man?
What man tries to do in changing the rules?
We get really naked,
and we touch each other's butts.
I don't want to be a part of this.
I don't want that.
I want it.
There we go, let's go.
That's the ice you made.
Ooh, I love eating bobs.
I love them. I love them.
I love you all.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I guess I can hit on the body.
Oh, why are you laughing?
You're not even involved.
I used to roof a log all back in the day.
No fucking way.
That is so funny.
Why haven't, why haven't you lost?
How did you feel?
I thought you rigged it.
Yeah, fag.
Now we're here.
How, how do you do the crossbar challenge?
Like this. Oral form, oral form.
Okay, go, go, go, go.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, we said it. Wait, we have to question it again?
Wait, how do you do the crossbar challenge?
Oh, wait, what? Knowledge.
So close. So close.
Maybe if you were 10 years younger.
Hi, Gensh.
He can't hit the crossbar. No way! You can't do that!
Feels his aura!
Oh man, he's just gonna hit above the net!
He's just gonna hit above the net, he can't do it!
But imagine I actually...
He can't do it man!
Wow, he's just gonna hit above the net!
Mike, how's your world?
Come on y'all!
Oh, you got power, but do you have precision?
You got power, but do you have precision?
You don't got precision, you've got power though.
You've been playing pretty good.
Yo, what the fuck are you doing?
Oh my God, he's like talking to, like, sitting up.
Oh my god
Why is it so hot?
It's like hot
Ooh what is that?
It's sweet
It's sweet
It's sweet
It's sweet
Sweet
Sweet
Oh my god
What is it?
Just one minute
Oh my god
Oh my god
Oh my god
Oh my god
It's nice
It's edible
Yeah
I asked about 12 people before you
The whole thing is no one ever picks yellow
You were the first to pick yellow
And make 14
There's not much of a choice
I know that's why
I don't know
I'll go
I don't know what he's doing.
He's fighting in there.
That's what I forgot to say.
It's my turn.
It's my turn.
This team's a joke.
Yeah, Jason's not even here.
I'm about to be a captain.
Just so runnig shit.
Yeah, this is a joke.
Yo!
Yo, is this a fucking joke?
Like I'm dead ass like where's our captain what is Simon doing Jason's talking
to fucking Sina like what are we doing brother whole teams locked in we're gonna
fucking lose if you're with me say me why just do me me
I can't leave this we're losing tomorrow losing mom I'm gonna handle this
I'm doing this shit myself, bro.
I'm doing this shit myself.
I'm doing this shit myself, bro.
I'm doing this shit myself.
I'm here for you.
I want this more than anyone. It seems like. Oh, really?
Heads!
Hey!
Oh, yeah.
All right.
All right.
Is there an open bar?
I can smash it.
It's your badge.
Your badge.
Your badge.
Your badge.
Your badge.
This thing doesn't want it, huh?
You do want it.
No.
You don't fucking want it.
I do want it.
It tasted me off, man.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I got to give you a taste.
It's a great go.
I got to give you a taste.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
This is sad.
What'd you have?
You're about to kick it over us.
This is not sad.
I mean, yeah, he's not with his team.
Here's how it's caught.
What is this, bro?
What is this?
I'm about to permanently eat your center.
I'm gonna get your son up.
Get him son up.
You fucking dead ass.
Why do you have a fucking carry on?
What do you mean?
It looks like a million dollars.
I got a loan before you.
I thought it was lying.
Yeah.
I should be checked then.
You were working here.
Yeah, I was lying.
I got a money money.
I got a money money.
You don't even have a fucking name on it.
No, but it's mine.
Oh, you don't have this one. You have a training.
I was officially let in, so...
Shut your bitch up.
It's over.
It's over.
It's over.
You fucking...
We won each other.
No, bro.
I'm over here training.
You're over here fucking around.
What's training?
What's training?
It's over with, badass.
I'm just starting to show who wants it.
Hey, you look like a fucking creep.
You are a creep, man. That's the difference. I don't like this look.
It's not for you. It's mine.
I don't have any. I don't have any.
I don't have any. I don't have any.
What is my coach?
Fuck it, take his hat off.
I'm not a freak, y'all.
Are you fucking dead ass?
Are you fucking dead ass?
What the fuck are you doing over here?
I'm with my friends.
I don't understand, bro. We need our coach.
we need our coach
You fucking dick sucker!
How about that?
You are gonna start me!
You are gonna start me!
Wait, wait, wait!
You're gonna start me!
You said you give really good luck.
I want this alone, I'm seeing it.
What do you do?
What do you want?
The fuck is wrong with this guy?
I want it more than anyone.
I promise you.
All right, if you want it more than anyone.
Give me 42 minutes tomorrow.
What?
82?
82 minutes.
I promise you.
Let me take a penalty.
That would be fucking cool, wouldn't it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You have to be on the pitch to take the fucking pedal to your videos.
Yeah, so I'll be on the pitch, you're gonna put the other one.
Oh fuck.
How many subscribers do we have?
Too many to count.
No, no, no, seriously, how many do you have?
What, Twitch or YouTube?
I like Twitch.
What do you make me show?
Twitch.
Twitch.
All right, how many, how many subscribers?
22,000.
All right.
If by matchday, you hit 100,000, I'm gonna give you more time to make some of that.
Let's go yo W in the chat subscribe. Let's get it going
Let's go run. Hey, don't be wrong. How was your training session, bro?
Useless bro. What do you mean? What do you mean? My coach isn't even fucking there. It's all busy
Everyone is fucking around. I'm the only one taking the serious. You know, no, no, you did not take the serious
Bro, Ron, you've trained one time in a year
Don't chill. Hey, don't say that
Dude okay, are you better this is legitimate a single player?
It was just looking at me on my soul. It's a it's not a fucking hug, bro. It's so nice
You actually pull a buzz pretty well. Thank you, bro. Thank you. You should do a buzz. Well, I look chopped up
Really wait, let me see. Can I see your hair?
Shice
Dude, but okay, are you the worst player on your team? How now? Who's the worst player?
I'm not kidding, I'm not kidding.
I'm not gonna say anything again.
You show them, you show them, keep going.
I'm not kidding, Casai.
Swear.
Wait, yeah, Casai's not good at football.
I don't know if he was ever good at football.
Yeah, I say we ditch this shit, get him a Bay tomorrow, we set up like a PC right next
to the fucking pitch.
See, we just put our facecams on, commentate it, we just give him the viewers, now
what?
It's easy to 200 KVS.
Yeah, I think I'm gonna play though.
I think I'm gonna play.
I'm not, apparently.
Wait, dude, your coach told you you're not playing.
I'm not, apparently.
I'm not, apparently.
I'm not, apparently.
Dude, we just put our facecams on, commentate it, we just give them viewers.
Oh, what?
It's easier to 200k viewers than I thought.
Yeah, I think I'm gonna play, though.
I think I'm gonna play.
I'm not, apparently.
Wait, your coach told you you're not playing?
No, he told me I have to practice picking up water bottles.
Your coach told you?
Wait, camera's laughing, what's going on?
Wait, your coach literally told you that?
Yeah, he told me that.
How's XQC? Is he catching balls?
Uh, he's terrible, it's...
All right.
Should I tell him?
Yeah, yeah, dude, try a pen, bro. Try a pen.
Just try a pen.
Yeah, Marl! Hey, Marlin!
Hey Marl, is the bulldog wrong side of the pen?
I'm gonna try to pen him.
Run to the side of the pen.
Try that. Try to pen him.
Marl, nice!
Oh, I want to see him.
I want to see him. Run to the side of the pen.
Oh, yeah, right.
Where do you want it? Where do you want it?
Where do you want it? Where do you want it?
Bottom right.
No top right.
Top right.
Top right.
I'm telling you where it's going.
Yes!
I'm the best of the best of the best of the best of the best.
Oh, yes!
Thank you!
Thank you, son!
What the fuck?
You are fucking ass!
You are fucking ass!
I feel good!
Kill him, Mullen!
Kill him!
Get up get in there
They have a team is gonna win
In the left, in the left.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Yeah, so much more.
In the left.
Amin Aura.
Oh, watch the shot.
There you are.
Johnson, watch out, Adam.
Oh, it's an X.
It's the ball.
We cannot test the ball.
I'm not out.
You see this guy, Blake?
Do you see this guy?
Do you see this guy?
That's what I'm talking about.
How is this guy?
I hear it.
Bro, our team is broken.
Brother, we know how.
So it's Amin versus Zerka.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
You fucking YouTube Shorts!
Yeah!
Hey, Jeezy!
What are you guys doing?
Are you guys doing YouTube Shorts or what?
YouTube Shorts!
They're doing fucking TikToks in Egypt Shorts all the time.
Your team?
Yes.
Oh, Gigi, bro.
Your team wasn't doing any drills?
You guys were doing TikToks?
We had like an actual real training.
I'm not a social student.
I'm not a social student.
I don't have any hope for you bro.
Not even a little bit.
Bro, come on bro. Last year I won.
This year it's not happening.
Come on bro, you have to be positive.
Love and positivity man.
I'm gonna take my life for you.
Bro, I think you could score though.
Me hope. There's not even a chance.
No, me hope.
Bro, I'm telling you there's a lot of...
You guys have fucking Titan!
Dude, I mean it's like a fucking gladiator bro.
How is this guy even allowed in the match?
He didn't miss one pen.
Every pen.
He's built as like a fucking soccer player.
I mean, I don't play football.
Didn't he learn one year?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
My guy in France, in France, my liver is bad.
In France, he was too many months old.
Dude, like, this is like American football,
and then this is like English football,
and then this is like French football.
It's like imbafi, damn right.
My love and friends is nothing, to be honest.
But dude, you're insane. You didn't miss a single pen.
You didn't miss one.
Wait, who are you comparable to like football wise?
Ibrahimovic, Ibrahimovic.
Same booth.
Joshua Kimmich, Joshua Kimmich.
Niko told me I'm...
Oh, you look like him.
You look like him.
Yes, you look like Kimmich, you won't.
Yes, I look like, yes, I look like...
I'm in the same position, I don't know what you're talking about.
Strike ya, strike ya.
Adam Piker?
Yes, yes.
Thank you.
I'm Adam Johnson.
Yes.
Piker, and you?
Uh, Adam Johnson.
Adam what?
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
Adam what?
No, no, no.
I'm, I'm Adam.
No.
Adam Johnson.
No.
No, no, no.
Adam.
Adam Johnson.
Ah, I, I, I heard Adam.
He's a very, very good player.
Best player in the game.
You think?
Yes, I know.
I played with him last year.
He, he, he played international football.
Me, Papamito, come here, Diego.
Are you Mexico?
Are you Mexican?
Me, Papamito, go.
no
jim see is the best R6 player in France
jim see is the best R6 player in France
jim see is the best r6 team in France
one more time
I see LL may have to go.
You have to do six.
Stop it.
Make it up.
Whoa.
Hey, you okay here with your toe there?
Yes, come on, bro.
Almost.
Come on, come on.
Put it on.
I know what you're talking about.
It's feeling nice now.
I think we're going to run.
I see you.
I do not.
We're both caught.
We're both caught.
I know what you're doing.
I'm doing.
I'm doing.
All right, ready, son?
Okay, son.
Right there.
Right there.
Right there.
Yeah, no, no.
I'm good for America.
Yeah, I think I can win.
Fuckin' great.
Yes, yes.
We're gonna win the game.
Why is Senna here?
It's going down.
I think I can no dick right now. I get an opportunity. I think I could score
Actually, I can
I have confidence this last year. I didn't want to
Hey! Let's do it!
Chill! You're going into the net. I'm watching you go like, you gotta go out.
What?
You're going like, inch and the ball gets in before you touch it.
Wait!
I'm fucking him up on purpose for tomorrow.
I got one more minute.
Please at least try to kick it hard.
James, I'm not allowed to know Dick Rye.
There seems to be relief.
Is it? Well, I'll see you take a penalty.
You want to see? Yeah.
Pick a bin. What bin you want? Top right bin, say less.
Hold on. Hey, sketch, I can see that real quick.
I got you, bitch. Hold on.
Hold on.
You said top right, right?
Yeah.
Ah!
I'm too good. I feel ready for more.
Yeah, it's coming here.
Oh, fuck, Jesus.
That's good.
It's like, what's the SCC doing?
How is it going?
See I'm not kidding that those are gonna go balls can not go in that type of ball
Can not go in?
That's never gonna happen it's gonna be over here that goes like that
No, no, no, stop.
Why is everybody touching my hand?
Everyone, no, no, no.
Neal!
Hold on.
I'll sit here.
Please, need more.
I got you.
Neal.
Neal.
That's not good.
That was everything.
I'll be right back.
Never lost to you.
Hey, how about me?
Top right, man.
It's not happening.
Nine million fucking years.
Hey!
Hey!
Dude, you can't say wow.
Why does he say wow?
We got Lucy back.
How are we gonna tell this shit?
On the 10th?
Not bad.
On the 10th.
On the 10th.
It's not about the 10th.
No.
Come on, let me see top left, mid, center, back.
Oh, he's got his face.
His face.
All right, on here.
What do you want?
Top left, mid, center, back.
Top left mid-center back
We have people that literally look like gladiators
That's what I'm worried about
What do you mean looks like a gladiator?
He looks like a piece of shit
I'm gonna tell the fuck he's not gonna do something
So Ron, what is this thing with you being the heart of Twitch?
What is this?
No, but it's a newer world
You're being a sperm head.
Why is my head keep getting touched, bro?
Take a fucking GD, bro.
Dude, look, bro.
Ron, can we make a deal if you score a goal?
High score a goal?
Like, I'll do like a punishment or something, Ron.
Wait, well, I actually think you've got
more chance of scoring than you did.
On ironically, yeah, but I'm like a...
This is a bloody piss tape.
It's not. I'm being serious.
I think Ron will score before you get it.
Put money on the line.
Put some money on the line.
All right, well, shall we go?
If neither of you score,
and we'll go, he got the closest to scoring.
How do you determine that?
I hope the game ends in penalties.
That would be cynical.
Like last year it ended up in penalties and it was perfect.
Did you take one?
No, I didn't.
I was scared.
I'm not gonna, yeah, I didn't want to shoot.
Last year I was so nervous to even touch the ball.
This year I feel like loose.
Like even training last year,
I barely even did anything.
You feel good this year?
I feel great.
You've been training.
You've got a lot of that.
Really?
For real?
I can't kick.
No, Jason's got a lot of that as well.
You've got a lot of that.
Thank you.
Step that up this year
I want to kick proper I want that penalty shot change
You scored or what hell you what position you play do you know yet bench right?
We're gonna warm up a bench right? Yeah
All of us are gonna be on the bench. Oh, I just can't get over. Yo, bro
Please like no, stop touching my nice. He is a nice. Oh, dude. He's mocking us, bro. Bro. Stop touching my head though
I'm not doing that bro, I'm not doing the side profile
Bro what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna go out there and I'm gonna score some
I'm not doing the rare one
Do it! Do the...
F***ing Zabarra!
Go on! Go on!
Bazaar Bar!
That was almost there! That was almost there!
One more! One more!
No! Stop! I'm not doing it!
Look, bro, your guys' team f***ing sucks, okay?
Here you have the story.
You're the best player in the mini-minter.
Other than that, it's shit, bro.
I'm gonna be honest.
You guys have to f***ing perform a miracle.
You're gonna try to get these guys to go?
Our team has kids.
Try not to fall on the ground.
Yeah, I'm not gonna fall, bro.
I trained, dude.
I think you're gonna be in for a big show.
Now you do have this guy, which is a little bit of a hole in the back.
This guy's a little bit of a hole in the back.
Guys, stop copping me out. We're in England.
So what's your guys' height?
I'll tell you.
Seriously.
575 you're like six more one six more to
I already see the black bars around my fucking eyes
No, no, I'm like 510 you're like
I'm not giving up 7 shots.
No, no, of course not.
You okay, sir?
Before you get started, sit in the match.
I'm wearing the official jersey.
You sort of spawned in the training.
Well, yeah, I got invited.
So you're in the match.
I told him you don't have a practice jersey.
You guys will be wearing.
What number are you?
Like, a kit number.
14.
Okay.
14.
He hesitated, bro.
Oh my god, she went to the Sidemen shop right next to Wimbledon.
It must have been a goal, I couldn't have won.
No, no, I didn't see it.
I'll get the X, I'll give you a little bit of the X.
Oh, you scored on X, did you see it?
Yes.
It's a goal bar, but it's a bar.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It must have been a how fucking wide you are.
Five.
Five.
Five, yep.
You try to frame it.
No, I'm like 5'10".
All right.
I'm like 5'10".
I'm like 5'10".
I'm like 5'10".
I'm like 5'10".
I'm like 5'10".
I'm like 5'10".
I'm like 5'10.
Actually?
Yeah.
I'm trying to frame my career.
Who's not?
Me.
Please.
If you lost to me, I know I'm not interested.
Yeah, I'm not interested.
Sinner, every time you play base, you're not.
You always mess with me.
You're so about to have a miscarriage.
You don't want to be a loser, man.
That's the only reason I don't want to be a loser.
After all, after all, after all, after all, after all.
It's going through your head right now.
I see nothing.
Like generally.
I don't know where.
Sinner, throw me the ball.
Sinner.
Sinner, throw me the ball.
Let me get in the night with the camera.
I'll use my hands though.
I can maybe use one hand.
Oh, this is no joke.
Oh, I can't do this.
Forget it bro.
Yo, wait!
That fucking harassment?
Yeah!
Are you drunk? Why's your face so red?
I'm just playing goalie for 90 minutes.
His face is pale as shit.
I prefer, no, Jigsie, Jigsie, I prefer lemonade.
I prefer lemonade.
Who did that?
Who did that?
You.
I'll let you find something.
I'll let you find something.
I don't know if I told Ronald we have a planning.
Oh, no.
Oh, thank God.
I'm in your head.
I'm in your head.
I'm in your head.
I don't give a fuck.
Yeah, you know.
You don't.
Emote often.
Every second you have to make an emote.
I want to see this.
That's not even an emote.
Take emote.
Only a twitch emote?
This is legal.
Any reference?
That's fair. That's fair.
Oh.
No, I did that one.
I just did that.
No, you didn't. I just did that.
I just did that.
I just did that.
Okay, next one, go ahead.
They're doing it.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh, you did it.
Oh.
He's cheating bro, it was twitching mode
All right, this guy's a fucking 32 years old yo
Where's your team, bro?
It's really stable another version of world right now
It's like actually, bro.
Stable or an auto versus everyone.
Oh, my man.
I'm out of this.
Let's see.
Thank you.
But they're eating chicken and shit.
Huh?
They're eating chicken.
What?
Oh, my God.
I think they're eating chicken.
Oh, you thought I was eating, huh?
Get out of here.
Where the fuck are you?
Where the fuck are you?
You thought I was eating huh? Get out of here.
What a fucking chicken.
Eat sides of that, it's free chicken.
No that doesn't look good, that's fried.
Goat's law.
Who said goat's law?
You're 30.
He's 30.
What do you mean I'm 30 dude?
Actually nah, bro.
Everyone's like fucking around, bro.
Simon.
Hey Simon.
Hey Simon.
What's up, brother?
Maybe I'm three kicks and balls.
No one else is.
Did you get some practice in for this?
Show me some going gold.
I think good old days.
Come on, POV.
POV.
Okay.
2012.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're at the Sidemen, but Stable Vernado is,
instead of Harry, it's Stable Vernado.
Oh, yeah, man.
You weren't even in Sidemen until 2012.
We were.
We started in 2013.
Fuck.
All right, let's play football.
Ready?
Stay there.
Stay there.
I'm going to pass to you.
Take a touch and shoot.
Right here?
Right, I'm going to pass to you there.
Take a touch forward and shoot.
I'm going to make him a touch that can be done in the game.
I mean, don't put it.
Take a touch like this.
Don't overthink it.
You've got this.
Take a touch.
Go.
That's nice, mate.
I love you.
Yeah!
Nice!
Nice, look, that's the rebound, anticipate the rebound, but you've got to be a bit sharp
and rough.
At the minute, you're receiving the ball.
Okay so first touch and I hit one of these, like, oops.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
but I'll set myself because I'm going to cut across him.
If you set yourself wide, you can cut across.
Got it?
Yeah?
All right, mate.
One, two, is he?
Yeah.
Nice, mate.
You ready?
Ready?
Nice.
Nice.
Nice!
Someone's coming in here.
Merlin's coming in, sliding in.
With the low ones like that, use your feet. Rather than take the time to get down.
That's true, that's true.
Listen, you're touching a minute like that, and it's not good.
So what do you do different?
I'm being more composed.
But when he plays the ball in...
3...
How do you use that much power in this course now?
You've got to put a lot into it.
And if you go past this,
you've got to pass this.
I'm going to talk to you.
Good luck with that.
Nice. I'm going to get you well into it.
Don't play there.
Why do I have no power?
I mean, we did too low.
When I feel like I'm trying to chase it like a round where I'm like, imagine the ball is this, I'm like...
When you're kicking it, can you imagine?
When you're kicking it, when you're foot, to be next to the ball now.
At the minute, you're like this.
Did you just touch the kick?
Ready, man.
Yes!
That was good, man. Last hit.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Go, go.
I wish I had hit it more straight.
But then if you get too straight, you're gonna have to go like this.
That's too long.
Oh, I get it now.
I understand that.
I understand it now.
Much better.
I then go straight when I let.
Oh, I get it.
I get it now.
I understand it now.
Much better.
And then go Frank Wellett.
Yes!
Oh, Dundon.
Although, that's a read though.
You had the read.
I think it's, I mean, I think it's...
Sometimes power isn't ever safe.
Power isn't ever safe.
Well, then...
That's a good token.
That's good.
Good shot.
Nice save, Q.
Come on, you're a threat.
They want to set me to the little lead.
Turn that back.
What's that?
Don't injure yourself.
That's possible.
Pick up.
Nice job.
Nice job.
Good hands.
Good one, bro.
Making them run more.
Fucking guns.
We won't do the run.
Alright, I'll watch it.
That's a way better strike than you thought.
The strike was good, but the touchy punchy, you touched it down.
I felt it, you know what I mean?
You want to aim for it.
The boy began.
You're so effortless.
I can't play football for long time.
This is so powerful.
I feel so weak.
My teammates are fucking flirting.
That's not how they're doing it.
Yo, you got a dead-ass carry, bro.
I want to win. I want to go back.
I can't even vision the Drake's hog.
Whoa!
That was good, though. This evening was fun.
Nice try.
He's losing bro. He's running away.
I don't want to go on the ropes.
I don't want to get tackled.
I don't want to get tackled.
Don't pass that.
Don't hit it.
Exactly.
Watch back, sir.
Nice.
Nice, chef.
Simon was walking towards you.
Don't pass that.
Step the game.
You can do this position.
Stop sunning me!
Oh!
Bro, I'm not gonna learn fucking sunning me.
Fucking sunning me?
Oh!
Wow!
I don't wanna go for it.
This is our stretch.
How you doing?
Good.
I'm not joking.
I'm not joking.
I'm not joking.
I'm not joking.
I'm not joking.
You don't have to go past the penalty score.
Fuck my shit!
Fuck you guys.
I do.
Okay.
I don't want to get you in trouble.
How's it going?
You signed one of my cards by year?
You have one of my cards?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I get it too.
Maybe write one of one on it.
You can talk about it.
Why are you out here, bro?
What is here? Why are you here?
I think I'm like make a wish to the side man.
Alright, we're good.
You deserve to be here.
You think so?
Yeah bro.
You know how to play football?
No, I don't.
Watch this, ready?
Yo, kill!
Yo, kill!
You just turned me!
Fuck!
No idea.
No, I'm sorry!
No, why did you pick it Cooper?
Cooper!
Oh, okay.
No!
What?
Cooper, no!
Wait, what the fuck is going on over here?
What the fuck?
How do we...
Hey, what's going on here?
They got room for me.
I've got room for one more.
I've got room for one more.
I've got room for one more.
Purchase to the Red Circle wins.
Who's first?
Who's first?
Who's first?
Who's first?
Components try that.
Oh, 30 per result.
You got that one.
You got that one.
DKL Leaker.
Come on, Leaker.
Come on, Leaker.
You can show them.
Oh
Holy get a fucking boulder hit me
so
that's top three right there top three
I'm talking about
I'm talking about
I'm talking about
I'm talking about
I'm talking about
I'm talking about
Whoa, this is a
some farm playing here
wait a minute, Mario is here
take a little picture of that, Sweden
and then we go to China
What's up?
You're gonna be great out there.
Thank you, you too, man.
What's up, man?
What's up, like, man?
Is that troll?
You troll?
You wanna go out?
Let me see what you got to do.
I don't know.
I'll just get lucky.
Where do you wanna go?
To harassin' people in London.
Oh, my type of fucking stream.
Yo!
You're like a master of that.
I've been trying to tell you, like, I've been studying that for years.
Should we go check out what type of drinks they got over here?
Yo, what about, yo, what about, um...
A match?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yo, what about, yo, what about um...
Matadaddy?
What's Matadaddy?
Ha ha ha ha!
It never gets old!
Why does he lap it at his?
It's just because it doesn't get old, bro.
It's like spelling attic.
Do you know how to spell attic?
How do you spell attic?
Try spelling it, here we go.
Uh...
T-T-I...
I don't get it.
Go ahead, try it.
Uh...
A?
T-T-I-C.
Ha ha ha ha!
E-T-Y-T-E-S.
Yo, this is good.
Oh!
Alright, let's see what we got.
Are we supposed to be drinking this?
Is that any good bullet?
Fuck it, see what it is.
See what it is.
Chocolate, fudge, protein, boy, and rich.
Chash.
He says they're all, like, half empty.
Is that any good?
Maybe they're half full.
Fuck it.
Yo, I need a drink.
These two's like, come to heaven.
What?
How do you know what come, Dayside?
Oh, come on, you know.
Wait, are you supposed to just drink this?
Yeah.
What is this?
No.
Where do we go?
Out and we went some bikes and we go we go biking on London, but I don't care
We should do it without security this movie. We could do a stream where he both
Oh, here you go with Bobby armor first one to get shanked
I want to get one for a good jump to close put on a Rolex you guys first. Ah, that's the one
So I was gonna do what's both wear Rolex and let's see first one to lose their rest
No, no, I did it
I'm thirsty, is this water or what is this?
Mama's thirsty.
Give me.
Let me see how it tastes.
Don't drink my face.
It's like a coma.
It's water, dude.
Yeah, it's water.
What is it?
Side cars.
Water?
Motherfucker!
Is it water?
Try that.
Is that a cardio?
Yeah.
I put my mom that.
But the bigger one?
But more diamonds.
That's cool, right?
Richard.
I need to get a drink, bro.
Where are the free massages?
I'm wherever.
No, I swear.
I do my leg.
You want a massage?
You want to massage me?
Dude, we're fucking out.
Dude, this is like the action you can do.
What?
Can I ask you?
What does that do?
It's just...
This is good for you.
Can you just do this for me?
All right. Does that help with recovery?
Are you fucking...
Dude, I'm asking you.
He's a pro. You're a fucking bitch.
Shut up.
So what does that do?
He's just going to do the lift and the lower.
I don't need like a crazy one, it's just small.
What is it?
Put it in front of the leg and all that.
Release in the tissue of the muscle.
Good.
And will that help you for tomorrow?
Oh my God, Keeel.
No choice.
This feels crazy.
Okay, he's actually broke.
This is so weird.
Right.
It feels good.
Have you ever got a massage?
Josh, did I get that as well?
Oh my God.
Keeel, I'm telling you, this is difficult.
Like, especially since they give it out for free, you should just do it.
Okay, I'll do that.
Your bones might explode.
Really?
Bro, you're like that Indian TikTok.
And he was,
Here's another one.
Here's another one.
It's like some Indian massage place.
And the guy's like,
And he's like fucking pressing into the muscles.
Bro, shut the fuck up.
Oh my god, bro.
You actually not drink water.
Very rarely.
But I'm getting to that.
I'm getting to that.
You're getting into your thirties.
I'm finding a way.
Maybe I put some...
I put some taste in it.
Like some powder.
You're such a fucking idiot.
Put some powder. No, no, no.
What is that inside?
We're good.
Yeah, how does his break work? Where's he going?
What?
You were talking and listening.
No.
Why do you keep looking at my penis?
Loads of matter now.
You're holding your little pee or whatever.
I am.
So why are you holding it though?
Because I don't want the chat to look at my little penis.
Yeah, this is kind of a crazy angle.
How much money did you make off the Fortnite code?
Do an over-under, I'll give you one guess.
Easy over 10 million.
Because I know how much ninja told me he made.
He made four million what I want one yeah, that was I don't know when he did that
It is over
What currency be talking about matter over 10 million
Yeah, I know like that doesn't matter now, but the YouTube demonetization so it was like bad money money on YouTube make though
I was real bad. So when everyone else was getting like, you know $6 per million
5,000 views, I'm getting like 20 cents and shit.
Yeah, but why do you demand that as well?
I used to say naughty words, not slurs or anything.
Are you serious?
You strike me as a slur guy, look here.
Oh, like it depends on camera or off camera.
Oh, okay, that makes sense, yeah.
Actually true.
Because listen, I play with people that don't say them,
right, and they're hung up with Ron as well, right?
So I have like both end of the spectrum.
I don't think you back up with what he does.
Yeah, I mean like there's different types of slurs,
Like this tea, this is a tea list.
Oh, this is a tea list.
Why don't you put S-tea?
Go ahead, Q-star to stop.
S-tea, okay, so S-tea, we have, obviously, then, then.
I didn't quite get that one.
We know what's come.
A-tea is a few, though.
I think the A-tea is more furnished than the S-tea.
Do you want me to mute so you can look in the S-tea?
There's some birds in here.
I'm just getting, did you know,
I've never slurred off-stream, ever.
Congratulations, bro.
That's a really good one.
I see them in the stream, though.
That's really impressive.
Yeah, really, bro.
They found my H1Z1 files for when I was 12.
It's over.
Run, run, run.
You ain't funny.
That's a classic.
I guess it's kind of funny.
What is that?
Oh, I'm a little expeous.
I don't know that reference.
Thank you, bro.
That felt great.
You really do.
You don't want to stream that bro?
No, it felt good.
It felt good.
I was just tight in the front.
Yeah.
Want me to jump up?
Yeah, please.
I'm really sorry man for that.
You ain't funny.
Oh should I pick up my pets?
Yeah you got to pick them.
We call this one the cherry and heel special.
What the fuck in the mouth?
It's when you're going they just fucking wipe you clean, you know what I'm saying?
I don't think it was just you.
Also I thought that was going to root saying that out loud.
Damn my name really is Chad.
Damn, I didn't realize, look.
Simon was wearing the jacket.
Woo!
Who made so many looks?
The jacket made fun of me, bro.
My brand.
I saw you made fun of my brand, bro.
What kind of brand is that?
It's my clothing brand with my friend Ray.
How many people died wearing that shit?
Not a lot, bro.
How many people?
Is that a counter?
How many people in the pool?
Ah!
You're not going to do good with this guy.
I'll break now.
Don't do that.
You're probably tight as a kid.
Be honest.
You're in your GTA days when you were at shower and how much cheese was down there at one point?
Well, at one point, we needed instruments to kind of wedge it out of there, you know what I'm saying?
Yo, yo, I think, I think, yo, I need to, I need to, I need to conch down.
What is wrong with this guy?
I'm telling you, it feels good to the point where you start getting horny.
Stop that, stop that.
I swear.
No.
I got horny.
Well, it's, why is that in front of him though?
Well, I'm getting so uncomfortable.
done whoa what is mean by that why is there so much like military helicopters
right here you get us better leave no this is my squad yo
Bro, let's go find some bikes downtown, actually.
Free.
Yo, Jack, Jack, you know this is a classic run.
Yep. No, we'll do that.
How many days are you here for? You leaving the day at the side of the map?
Um, I'm here for like five days.
Wait, really? How long are we here for?
It depends if we do the other stuff we planned.
The one in France is down, it seems like.
What are France?
Let's go to Eiffel Tower and then play the Kanye song.
We could say we're in Paris
Yeah, but what would be the replacement word though
Drizz why don't we get pokey to say instead?
Are you beef with her?
Bro, I'm just kidding
You're going beef for beef with pokey mane?
Brother, brother, I said something unreasonable on Twitter which ended up being corrected
But it was also maybe it was like before during after and the bad guy
Are you hurt already?
No, I'm not sure I'm not hurt
Nothing.
What are you doing right now?
I just got out.
I thought I qualified.
I got six.
Yo, how about we get some bikes and we go downtown and ride the bikes downtown?
Ride bikes?
And then the bikes, you can rent out on the street, you scan them, and you ride them around.
And we go to London and we back around.
You want to get shaked or?
No, I gave him a good idea.
I said, what if we run around London until one of us gets his heart rate split off?
We all wear...
How it hit?
How it hit?
Now watch how much he screams.
Yo, go hard.
Do your hamstrings first, Loki.
I want to see you in pain.
Oh, you covering that little pecker, right?
Oh, don't try that.
Don't try that.
Easy, Q. Easy.
Loosen up for him.
Actually, I'm not wrong, though.
Yeah, buddy.
Who's doing it on the other hand?
Really?
You want a happy ending?
Yo, yo, that's a Nina, Nina Morento.
I just got Nina.
Yo.
Seriously?
Do you feel good though?
Do you want to do that one break that Bradley Parton did?
Yo, yo, yo.
Yo, yo, yo.
Why are all your ideas always so diabolical and stupid?
Well, that's because I'm stable right now, though.
Also, also, also, I keep up with it.
I keep up with it.
I have a good segment.
Let's go bike and make content.
Now, let's go eat food and stay in the car.
I'm fucking annoying.
Oh, oh, oh, yeah.
You should not grab the phone.
He's on.
He's tight.
He's really, look at this, ready?
Ready?
I know, X-Rod massage is really hard, I know.
He does it hard.
But look, ready?
We're on the chest.
My bones, my bones, my bones.
Wait, are you seizing?
Ow!
Look, I do sawp massage as well.
See that?
You know that?
You know this one is if you're having a seizure.
It'll wake you up.
Stop it!
Trying to hurt you for tomorrow.
I know where it's going to start.
His leg.
Fuck him up.
I mean, this is good biking, dude.
Why not?
Ready?
Watch.
What?
We could do like a tourist ride where we find the palace and then we go to the Big Bang.
And then we bike to Nando.
We're looking around and it's like, everyone having a different angle of view right now.
Let's see how far the Big Bang is from here.
well he's probably saying the exact same
oh it's on the far off
oh two hours away
why are you touching so much? you're still touching
oh I'm still touching
yo bro thank you for doing it in Team Water dude
oh it's only out of your team
thank you
I can't believe you guys made a big deal out of that
cause it is a big deal
well he was gonna force me a little bit for real
yeah of course
I'm starting my own charity.
You'll find some drama real quick.
Do a ticket like yours, but not like...
Alright, that's ready.
Honestly, bro...
What... what... what...
Honestly, dude, I think Shimmer's gonna get a money.
And honestly, it's not good. We gotta be more mainstream.
We gotta do something that like...
People can all relate to.
Honestly, bro, like...
I know
I know
Oh, you want to come over here? I can massage you?
Yeah. Okay, I'm coming. Okay?
You should fuck it wrong with you, bro.
That ass is fucking tiny, bro.
I'm actually gonna take Loki.
You are kind of cake, I'm the only one.
He looks like he's taking it. Look at him.
This way, he's accepting it.
Like he said in there, he's a harsh double what's he gonna do?
All you do is take it. That's Bradley Martin
That was a good one. Yeah, what wasn't it? That was pretty good. Yeah, I got all the face boys all missing is pbm. Where's pbm at?
Probably crashing the party
What's that? He's crashing some crazy shit. Wait, what?
I don't know what that means
He's crashing the party
He's going crazy
Not vulnerable position. Yeah, you're a verbal force for that variable for what and for some playing widows like you guys
I cannot wait till you guys get fucking exposed by the Google Docs Loki
All I gotta do is find the victims
What is the victims? Who are the victims?
No answer it, no answer it.
No answer it.
You tried the one that got cheated on?
The one that got cheated on.
Yeah, but I'm from where you're from.
The victims of Riz.
Yo, true.
Me too, Burz.
Me too, Burz.
He nut it.
Yo, yo.
Be honest.
What is more guilty if you cheat on somebody?
Is it Vitasi or Clencosi?
V-Tessy? Or V-Tessy?
V-Tessy sounds way harder.
Imagine you're in a discord collect and you hit that V-Tessy baby.
That just sounds way better.
But what if you fuck a real Clanker though?
What if you Clank that fucking butt?
Clank you!
And she came out of his pants.
Because I ate some bullshit!
Actual matter, buddy.
But I ate some fucking bullshit fiber thing, man.
It's like only wheat and coal.
That spell run.
Oh, I don't want to do that one.
This is like, hey, where's everyone going?
Is this practice over?
It might be over.
It might be up, dog.
What the fuck is up, dog?
What's up, dog?
Don't ever touch me.
You guys are the element of that.
I like that.
It doesn't get old, does it?
How old are you?
30.
Jesus fucking Christ.
30, 10.
Hey, run, hey, run, hey, run.
Hey, bro, be nice like Kunis.
He's only 30, 14 years old.
Yo.
Ah.
Is this a young 30, 14 year old?
But he's a little taking his time.
He's taking some time off to his poor gun self.
Yeah, bro.
His girl had more of a comment than him.
What does that mean?
Oh, yeah, true.
Wait, so are we done for today?
No way.
I gotta keep practicing before I get it.
We're at seven though, no?
Where?
Downtown?
In the house, bro.
So no biking.
Oh, I gotta get a take off.
Biking?
I don't need to do biking around in London and have some fun.
Let's go play more.
There's bikes right here.
Really?
Back there, they have a bunch of specialized bikes, yeah.
Really?
And trails.
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Thank you very much, by the way.
Here you go.
Thank you.
That'll help with the mall, surely, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ugh!
Thanks.
You look like a matter daddy.
Yo!
Yeah, how about that?
How about this?
They have a golf here and the bike trails.
We do both of them.
How about I take a kick deal and we go gamble in the Bahamas, me and you?
Man, you're so fucking lamest.
I feel bad for your viewers, man.
They'll never get some actual content.
They'll get your fucking stupid fucking dumbass on the screen.
Actually says you.
Dude, the same fucking five-chart.
Actually says you.
He's the same five-foot.
Actually says you.
They're the same five-cars.
Actually says you.
They're the same five-pitches.
Whoa.
Fuck you.
Whoa.
Actually weird now.
You shut the fuck up.
He just called me a baboon.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Actually
Yeah, but what do you mean by that though?
I don't know. He's called me a baboon. So I called him it back. I don't know what I mean
That boons are one of the most abundant species of monkeys in Africa
Bob McClod
How does he make it worse like time?
Let's play football
I'm not quitting bro. I want to play good tomorrow seriously.
I'm going on a kill streak. Hold on. I'm going to go for eight.
There was much more to hate you!
No, Molyne!
There was no whistle!
You're going to rise when you kick a penalty, bro!
Watch this!
Molyne, Molyne, no whistle! He wasn't ready.
You're a sip, by the way.
Well, go ahead, Molyne.
Sketch!
Okay.
Go on.
If you're working, you're ready to do that.
No, Molyne, don't.
I can't.
He wasn't ready for yours either.
That's easy.
I can also do that.
How do you do it then?
I'm close?
Yeah, I'm close then.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, bro.
You're not even on the fucking line.
What the fuck?
Come on, come on, mate.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Pre-edit.
Oh, take your shirt off.
Oh.
Oh, thank you.
That's my man.
That's my man.
You're not a fucking...
You're not a fucking...
You're not a fucking...
You're not a fucking...
You're not a fucking...
One more chance!
Oh! It's off!
Oh!
Don't listen! I'm in!
Show how it's done.
Hey Mark, where do you want it?
I want top left.
I want top left.
Oh my god.
That was actually good.
Come on!
Come on.
But at least it's stable.
Can I get everyone over here please? Just for two seconds.
Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.
Two seconds, I promise, I promise.
Alright, cool. You two boosters on this side.
Look at that.
JJ.
Yo, Nightmare!
Nightmare, come here!
Sideman on this side.
Like this or like this?
Like this, so...
Alright, yeah.
That's the nightmare.
Why you winning the Toads guy next to us?
Yo, ladies, KG, Ajay, Ajay, but don't, don't...
What's going here?
Hair please.
This is like a tennis team versus football team.
We had a pretty tall...
We got a tall...
Tall, but this guy...
He's not a...
This guy, half a leaf, I guess.
Cut my eyes, man.
It's a hair please.
K, K, K, K.
We win the game.
Oh, yeah.
Go touch him!
Touch him!
You're playing.
You're playing for that one.
You didn't get me.
So, facing the other team.
So, Spam's working on coming Spam in here.
One to one.
So, we've got four reds.
That's a two-brain.
You know, Ron, it has to be the top of this annoying fucker
ever in the world.
Now, it's hard.
You know, like, why are you sweating so much?
He's playing talk.
It's football.
It's football, mate.
I knew you were going to play.
Mate, mate.
Right next time it's up on me. Oh really? Yeah
You can't do that, you can't do that, how would you call him that?
So guys, so guys basically, taking a piss, mate.
I'm gonna start here, I'm gonna go past you, just take a step forward into your opponent, and it's a face off, sorry.
Yeah, but, don't moan.
I'm gonna go count.
Yeah, you know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
I'm gonna have a good time.
I'm gonna start.
Let's do it.
Alright, let's do it.
One thing to wonder.
Alright, settle.
Shit.
No, it's for stable or not.
I need to cut it back guys.
Alright, I'm filming this way.
Alright, are you ready?
As soon as I step past you,
All right, three, two, one, no!
Isn't that bad?
Beautiful!
You did it!
Yeah, we did it!
You're still like right now.
Where's Griff after?
Yo Rob, where's your manager guy?
Yo Griff?
Don't do that.
Why?
Because he's into those bikes.
Yo Griff!
He's on the phone, man.
Oh, you're shit.
Hey!
I'll just get out, I'll just get out.
Hey!
I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding.
Oh, fuck that shit.
I'm not leaving this pitch.
I'm kinda missing, kinda missing, kinda missing.
That's fun.
I gotta learn how to block it.
Oh! I went and scored!
No, you wouldn't have.
Yeah, I would have.
You went in.
That was how it works.
That is exactly how it works.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
I'm gonna get one more, come on.
Before we head out.
Everyone's leaving on this beautiful day.
It is really nice.
I'm the only one who wants this shot.
Mark my words.
It's both of us on the same team, asshole.
Honey.
Yeah, but you're goalie.
It's pretty important.
I'm giving you the one.
We're not.
That's a ladies' edge.
We've been asking for it.
Damn, bro.
Stop right!
Fuck, lean back a little bit so it goes in the sky.
Really?
Yeah, seriously.
Lean back and get under it.
You lean forward to keep it on the ground.
I'm just going to go forward.
I'm not stopping until you miss it.
That's, I mean, it's power.
That's power right there.
Hold on, Chad.
Hold.
I'm not stopping until you miss, Chad.
Hold on, Chad.
Come on, Chad.
You're never getting the chance again.
What?
Is she the power though?
It's more than you've been having yet.
Hold on, please.
Learning.
Okay, so now.
The power's in.
The power's here.
The power is definitely loading.
Hold on, Chad.
You might have found it.
You might have found your boot.
I think I found it.
What did they say?
They're saying, hold.
Good kick.
An infaturity match.
Hold on.
Also, I'll make a wish.
Right.
And push to die.
Man, the kicks are getting better.
I definitely...
I definitely feel more power. I just can't aim.
I'm feeling this.
All right, last one.
I'm sorry but you'll never make it from that far.
That's a good kick.
All right, skis, let's call it.
I'm getting better, though.
Fuck.
Thanks.
Just to go home, all right, all right?
Can you take these to when you would be able to be
no friend of your own, please?
I want them more than anyone.
I did ask you.
We can make out your labor for sure.
I need to set you up, bro.
I need to set you up with some good-looking sunglasses.
Oh, hashtag ad, let's do it.
Hashtag ad.
Let's do it.
But the sun came out.
Oh, man, I wish I had some sunglasses.
Yeah, exactly.
I know a guy.
I know a guy.
All right.
Fuck, man, I wish I had some sunglasses right now.
It's just so sunny out, man.
All right.
You are here.
Your name is?
I hear.
There you go.
OK, we've got one path for you.
We're going to see if they look good.
We're going to set you up with a different pair.
OK.
Hold me.
Yeah, this is like a lucky blot.
You want me to play Minecraft?
Yeah, but I love Minecraft.
Lucky blot.
How much money do you make off Minecraft?
Yeah, enough.
Keep me going.
Couple of mail.
Oh, wait.
This looked.
No, wait.
Oh my god.
Ooh.
What, man?
You look like you're showing me the couple of ads.
Yeah.
I like these.
Where can I buy these, man?
Damn.
If only I knew.
circular and you know do you know why we did that right oh it's a circle i get it okay do you
want another pair hold up okay i can give my girl keep it keep it going try these ones as well i
think actually i think you're you're just gonna look good in most of these really hold on do you
like modeling or something oh my god low key you also need those how do i look man how do i look
Actually, unironically need that.
Get those thick black frame ones.
All right.
Kind of like a kitchen stick.
There you go.
Well, we'll try one more, or those.
Yeah, yeah, these ones.
These ones?
These ones, you actually, you might be...
These ones are my marks.
Those are my marks.
You might be all farming too.
Got it, got it.
See?
Grab it in, y'all.
That's also...
Good?
I don't know if I can actually let you take three pairs.
Yeah, you're right.
Off streaming, I'll grab a hold of it.
No, they're all you, they're all you.
They're all you.
I'm gonna take it.
All three at the same time.
Alright man, I love you, bro.
I love you, Vic.
Is he still streaming?
Do you want to...
Oh yeah, yeah, can I get the bag?
If you give him back, we'll put him in your bag.
I'm gonna be right back.
You jump like a Ronaldo header, jump and head him, that's not where Ronaldo was, jump and head.
You know how high it was?
Yeah, 2B is 89.
What?
How tall is Ronaldo?
6 foot 1?
Yeah, 180.
Ah!
You're actually close.
Run and jump, I can do that.
How close am I? Tell me, tell me, tell me.
I'll tell you.
You just need like a little bit of a better job.
So this is the Ronaldo header.
Yeah, Gigi, that was your hand.
I did it with my hand.
For sure.
What?
Don't plan the joke off one foot.
Oh, nearly have it.
You out, Jinxie?
Jesus.
We need some shoes.
Oh, these are for tomorrow?
Yeah, so I'm going to get them cleaned.
Oh, no practice? I can't practice anymore?
No.
We're going to get them cleaned so tomorrow when you're in the picture, it looks amazing.
Is this the exact bug I'm using?
Yeah.
Damn Chad, GG's.
No more practice off stream.
What do you want?
Boy, bruh.
I don't know.
I don't know what I want.
And nothing hurts anymore.
I feel kind of free.
We're still the kids we just be.
I'll put my hand on the stove
See if I still bleed
And nothing hurts anymore
I feel kind of free
Damn bro, it's only a matter of daddy before we eye cop.
And then we're grabbing our ankles and you're spelling rod.
Chat less than 24 hours until the charity match.
I'm not gonna lie, I actually think I have a chance.
I really do.
I think I could score.
I actually do.
If they give me a chance, like last year I was nervous.
So like even touch the ball, I feel good.
I consider that he's got four practices in here but I know too.
Lopping
Very zero practices that uh, is there waters
Yeah, okay, see we just yeah, it's anything I do
Yeah, why not if we show the fun time you probably could at least you're the front you gotta play the best ball
Yes, who can do best ball?
Who is that called?
They just want to play.
Everybody's called us.
That's wrong.
Everybody drives.
No, I need a water daddy.
I need a water.
I need a water.
I need a water.
I need a water.
I need a water.
I need a water.
I need a water.
It was close.
Yeah?
Off to the kind of field.
Off to the kind of field.
You're a low key post.
No, that's hard.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, that's hard.
Jason, you're close.
He's for the blinds.
That's what I'm talking about.
I get it.
I get it.
Is that crazy to say?
I'm talking to my ankle.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
This is the most sick game.
Now he lost it now.
That's closer that time.
That's the last move, man.
Oh!
Wait, what drink is that?
Can I get the first drink?
I see you do it.
Oh, my game's a dead.
I can do it.
I can do it again.
Come on.
What's that?
What's that right there?
That's the size.
It's good.
The chicken is good.
They're not even close at all
Yeah!
Oh, I got a good head.
You got a great head.
Oh, yeah I did.
I feel kind of free.
That's fantastic.
Do you wanna watch that?
Yeah.
Love and mind!
Hi.
We need to talk about the traffic.
I mean, our team, I'm just a little sad.
They were trying to change.
I can tell that was you.
Well, that was you.
You were very tender touch.
Be it red or just lip balm.
Am I going to get a cherry?
What do you mean by cherry?
Love you.
Bye.
No, drink this up.
Oh yeah, no, but stop.
Are you going to get a chance?
Depends what you mean by a chance.
Because it only takes four seconds to produce.
Everyone is touching it.
It's very loving.
Hello.
We'll see you in a minute, we'll see you in a second.
I don't know.
Hello.
Where are your shoes back from?
What is that?
They only take 10 seconds to score.
You'll get 10 seconds.
You'll get 10 seconds.
I guarantee you you'll play at least 10 seconds.
10 seconds?
I promise.
Am I starting though?
That's too much.
Yo!
No, no, no.
We have to...
We're going to get fucked up tomorrow.
Fucked up?
What?
You're a little boy in a man's world.
And I'm a man who likes to play with little boys, you know what I mean?
It's a WWE, you know what I'm saying?
It's like God.
Who was the guy in WWE who said that?
He's like,
No job, bro.
Don't put me on that camera, bro.
Everyone's been like,
No job, bro.
Don't put me on that camera.
You trying some sides?
Who's the guy who said that shit?
Is it Kurt Angle or something?
Huh?
Kurt Angle?
Kurt Angle.
You're a little boy in a man's world and I'm a man who likes to play with
Stop!
That's what he said, I swear, that's what the Kurt Angle said.
That's his name.
I think he's talking to her brother.
Why him?
I think so.
I've got on your team, but I think you're starting.
Do you have a matter, Daddy?
I do.
Whatever.
I don't remember, I remember it.
I'm here kind of free.
Like, speed fire internet memes right now, niche internet memes.
I'll put my hand on the star to see if I still be okay
You had it though you were going I did yo ghillies stop putting me on camera
I'm the next Adam Johnson. What do you think it lays you fuck with London
I love it, man.
Oh, yeah?
What?
Is that right?
Yeah, it looks like I'm in here.
And I love that.
Oh, I see you.
Oh, I wasn't doing no troll though.
I enjoyed you.
Enjoy it.
Yeah, I enjoyed it.
I enjoyed it a lot.
What?
What?
Sometimes I forget Gilbert could say that.
Yeah, bro.
We were trying to get him to tell me that's how it came to me.
Wait, why did that come to me?
I just knew it was just that.
Well, he's half black, so he could say, you know.
now I don't know just a thought I'm fucking hungry on Nando's you try the
sides I'm gonna try to wait you didn't go try it no I don't want to die I don't
want to eat shit in a fucking been on diet for three years I don't know I
He's on my deck. I'm about to come
Wait, you said that last year exactly. Oh, we don't know. Okay, so I'll just do the begging segment lap next
Actually work great
Ron and Jason like, wait, you going?
I'm like, yeah, I got invited.
They're like, fuck, we're probably not in there.
It's like February.
They went and ran the begging segment,
Quirking made, lost it in by the end.
Lost it in by the end.
We did it, though.
Hey, man, I mean, you got picked.
I mean, it was in like, you know, in the drop.
We were like, yeah.
And what's the next thing?
What do I hear?
What are you trying to do?
Oh, you guys didn't have a choice.
I just got angles, bro.
It's funny because it's the screen on the side.
In my head I'm like, what is he doing?
We're really the first ones on the pitch while Ash wasn't leading the stream.
We're out here putting in pain.
You guys are all on the other team. Damn.
I hate to do it to my guys.
Yeah, we gotta run that back.
Oh, rice gum and, yeah.
K-Side, RiceGum, me and Toby could run in and just throw you in for rice.
Yeah, I mean, I'm there.
We wouldn't be able to tell shit.
I really do.
Let's do it, yeah.
Yeah, really.
We love charity.
It's like spot the difference, like book, you know?
Where's, where's Waldo?
Can I get more than this?
Like, look it, you don't think you're gonna be great at that?
And Jason's.
Epic out.
Keep it outside, bro.
Hey Simon, thanks for wearing the jacket man.
Simon, take this guy in the jacket.
Hold on now, is this from the press?
No, it's not. It's a golf channel.
Golf channel.
One man. Can you pick one plus and you can use them in the entire hole?
Pudding iron. A puffing iron? Yeah, is that it?
What's your favourite sport? E-sports.
Can you give me a little e-sports challenge?
I'm trying to win an FNCS championship.
Okay, well, that's not a problem then.
Stay folks.
Walks away with aura.
Of course.
Nice seeing you, bro.
Yeah, of course.
Oh, yeah, of course.
Come on, get in his photos!
I want more!
Let's go, yeah, hey, yeah!
Nice seeing you guys, yeah!
Yeah!
Yes!
Of course!
Oh, of course!
Of course!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thank you.
Yeah, of course.
Fuck no, he's on the top.
Please.
Ah, you do it.
Come on, man.
Hold on, I gotta get some food.
Ice cream.
Two noodles.
Roti-pastels.
Hahaha.
Hold on, I gotta get some food.
Ice cream.
Two noodles.
Protein pencils.
You fat nips.
Stop it.
Pete Disney, Pete Disney.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two.
Oh, it's on your jersey.
This is going good.
It's a hit now, though.
Is this bad for us?
Oh, wow.
Oh, hot.
Is this bad for us?
Yeah
Are we are
That's the late at night. I'm actually down not that we only even come out late at night though
You're probably have to find a ball though
I love it, yeah.
I'm gonna make your trip with the girls in the UK.
I got you, yeah.
Anywhere.
My family's here, though.
That's fucking beautiful.
That's just a little gift from the side table, so...
It's just a load of a 200 pound credit for Matt.
Oh, really?
No, we'll be back in a minute.
Well, no, you can keep trying all the different papers.
So, won't you wait for the money we get inside?
Don't tell anyone.
Don't tell anyone.
Hey, I'm gonna get a credit.
Thank you.
May I get a drink, sir?
What is pepsi max cherry?
pepsi max mix for cherry.
That makes sense.
Do you guys have any matter daddies?
Not a daddies.
Slow down, slow down.
You get it?
You got it right?
Ask me what's the matter daddy.
What's the matter daddy?
Haha!
Yes!
Thank you boys.
Why are you even on the ground like a fucking loser?
I wonder why.
You're a fucking dork.
Why?
Oh my god there's animals right there.
I don't think why.
What?
What?
What?
What do you mean?
What?
What?
Move on.
You want to hang out like besties?
Alright.
What?
No one!
My best friends!
Yeah, go for it.
Thank you.
Hold it.
What's up, dude?
Hey.
I'm sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Yeah, bro.
Cherry can't see me with the flip.
I've seen Prats's voice.
I got one as well.
Of course.
I got one as well.
Oh shit, fuck.
You guys going to the game?
Yeah.
You guys, you get close to the pitch.
I'll give you guys my jersey.
Shake on it, shake on it.
Twitch is soon now.
Don't run on the pitch, I need to bring the pension.
Yo, come on.
Don't listen to that fucking freak.
What's up brother?
See you guys brother.
See you again quick brother.
I'm a pretty cherry-pixie.
Fuck it, brother.
I'm gonna die, brother.
How you doing, brother?
Thank you.
Hey, listen, you guys like the Sidemen?
How much do you like them?
$200 on this.
I don't know if that's $200 on it.
Oh!
OK.
He said no.
There's your brother.
What's brother?
Thank you.
Thank you, brother.
I feel kind of freeee
Hey, hey, hey, G!
Welcome to the podcast.
Just play football.
We're drama funning right now.
Ooh, you ain't funny.
All right, ready?
You know what's funny?
There's like, all the swords playing at one guy.
What?
And it's what takes it?
It has you like this, sir.
What's the sword?
It's like a bunch of swords playing at one guy.
Who's the one guy?
It's a meme.
It's like, oh yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Like every plane sores like he's a bad guy because he's a tanker Katie's problem
Oh
What thing you have that nobody agrees on?
I mean, I
Think we got to stop taxing rich. No
Like rich need more money if you were a billionaire, how long would you be good not even a day?
Why not even me too, but you know what happens what's your ability there?
Bought a bunch of buildings and stuff like it's like a friend's place
You got to change the rules everybody make it harder
Are you guys eating? I can eat too?
No, I'm not. What is your worst taken?
Oh, we're doing drama baby.
Oh, that's because he's favorite.
Oh, yeah, what about Loni?
Oh!
Really?
Hold on, did you just fence like Kuna because you cheated too?
Yeah!
I think he's the fucking goat.
Yeah!
You cheated on a dip?
Good shit on Sakura!
YOOOOOO!
It's our yummy!
What are you actually saying?
You started throwing buzzwords, yeah.
Oh my god, man.
Do you know what the matter that is?
What was the matter with you?
Oh my god.
Alright, so really, let's just be speaking.
You guys don't have any other crazy takes?
Crazy take if you get in the shower feet first you're fucking weird. I don't care
Shower feet first. You're weird
Any other way
Yo, are you a shower drinker or not? Yeah?
You know that was the first time I did it.
You're supposed to do this.
My whole life I used to compress my penis.
We're laying down.
I used to lay down.
What the fuck are you saying?
I didn't know you were supposed to do this so I learned that in the shower.
What the fuck are you talking about?
No, what I used to do was I used to get the boner.
I used to get a boner
and I'd push on it like this.
Like laying down flat.
I used to hot tub jet.
I did that until I fell on my fucking genus.
Oh God
I only have one jet two sometimes two jets
Every time.
What do you think, yeah?
What about you?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
And the pun timer.
Nice, you planted the bro's.
Yeah.
Next take, y'all.
Streamer rush.
I don't need to try it yet.
I fucking hate this goddamn question, bro.
Speed and...
What do you got about period cramps?
What did she say?
I think she said something about period cramps.
Period cramps?
Yeah, my fault.
Say something more controversial so we can get flipped.
Okay.
No way.
What's the response?
What's the problem?
Yeah.
Bro, I gotta do a desktop and read over to the doctor.
No, son, son.
Son, son.
Talk about how you threw in under the bus for no reason.
I said I have no beef abeta now.
Yeah but.
So what do you mean?
You're trying to defend it.
We don't even have beef.
No, no, no, no, no.
You say that I cannot be a friend.
I got some truth with him.
He's a bad guy.
You got a little bit of cum right here on your mouth.
What?
I can't have beef with him.
He's a dick out the throat.
No.
If I said that, then I would be a sexist.
You know what I'm saying?
Say it.
Oh my God, bro.
Dude, that's his high quality friend.
Yo.
You're putting our bridge right out by the way.
Not cool, man.
You're good at that though.
Yo, true.
So there you go.
Your friends are soft noodle spine though.
No.
You say, oh, she's banter, so at the end of this,
you've got to go home and take a look.
Of course.
Of course.
That's what I thought.
Mmm.
Jester.
You're a jester.
Do your dance.
You know, something I realized though is that the longer you're in LA,
the more jello your spine becomes.
What is that oh well
I'm gonna put my cape on I was talking more to do with my left. I was looking at you, but what?
You guys come on, bro. You guys don't sound business to you. Oh you
Fucking kill you in a boxing. Are you hear me Gilbert?
Sorry.
Now I got cooked raw, okay?
What is one like drama thing you got cooked in like one take?
She was just like, oh, she's a fucking retard.
None ever.
My take's for elite.
See the reality is that when my take is raw
or people think it's wrong,
I don't change it because they think it's wrong.
Like, my take is like, you know, react.
You was like, oh, you know, react is like stealing.
I don't give a shit and fuck it.
Then so be it then.
I love scaring dogs.
I'm doing Dante Kutu.
Yo, well, when he said what?
When he did the race bait bullshit?
Not race bait, he Kutu.
Oh no, no, the rabbit hole.
You didn't cook your shit.
Yeah, you cooked my shit.
The agent cooked them, I don't remember that one.
No, no.
No, no, no.
Banks cooked all the y'all.
And we can see it.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
That's a fucking research.
That's a fucked up, man.
Can't laugh at that one, the daps.
Yeah, now.
He forcibly come out.
You're a good law firm, bro.
You love farming minions, huh?
A lot of minions in my chat, bro.
So why the fuck are you here to sit on?
How did you get to London?
Wait a minute. Are you playing?
I got invited before you. They put me in the training.
How did you get in terms?
Wait, so what did they say?
Tell me, this is the guy who invited me.
What do you think of that?
I'll tell you.
Yo, hold on.
Yo, who's gonna ball-prate?
Did you smell that?
No.
Did you have to fart or did you drink them out?
Run.
But you do drink, yeah.
I know that's gonna hurt my eyes and my nose, so I don't do that.
You know that.
You might have a fire.
I love you.
Ah!
What?
Mine up.
Ah!
What is this, fuck!
Yo, sit down.
You don't live in LA, where do you live at?
You know what?
You don't live in LA, where do you live at?
Your favorite place.
Austin.
Oh my God.
Crazy
It's like a radioactive wasteland
It's a radioactive wasteland over there
If I go too hard
I'm not like that.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
She literally got your fucking balls by balls.
She actually started letting the clip go.
Had you seen, in order for me to have your balls,
you would have had to have them to begin with.
Oh no.
He got big balls.
I'll see you in a sec.
I see the clip.
It's good, it's good bro.
What's next?
Hey, now she coming over.
Oh, she's pulling up.
Elaborate about your roommates.
She was 18.
Did you see that?
No.
I'm not reacting to it.
What the what?
Did you see it or did you not react to it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You chose not to react to it.
I don't think so.
Let me ask you something.
Let me ask you something.
Why don't you come to me about stuff with me rather than other people?
I can come to you about the shit that you do.
I can come to you about the shit that you do.
That's not true.
Really?
You never did that before.
I can't do that.
No, you can't but you never did that before.
Also, let me ask you something.
If you genuinely thought that something was wrong, using my beef with your friend in order to prop that up doesn't make sense, you could just come to me like an adult.
Ohhh.
Yeah.
What the hell?
If you're vocal and public about one thing, right? But you cannot hide it when it's by your friend. Oh, let me ask you something
So she reacted to the nurse. She said something the next day. Did you watch it?
So what did you say why don't you go watch it and ask her
You're a deep reader.
Deep holder.
Thank you. Thank you so much.
You know, they're coming, they're going to be the room reader.
What does that mean?
He means I read the room.
Sometimes you gotta fold for the greater good.
So you're saying...
Sometimes if you went too far and things are too far,
you gotta be the one to slow down.
So you're giving excuses on why you copped me.
I got that.
He nice that he's only a 30-year-old, right?
Yo, he's still going, Center!
He's still going!
He's still going!
Under his rep though?
Yo!
Yo!
Yeah, I love obstacles.
Yo, I sleep very well at night.
I know what I believe in.
I know what I do.
I sleep very well at night.
Go ahead, X.
You want to do the watch bit next?
Oh!
Oh, she's an ammo. She's ammo.
The thing is though, she's too heated and I feel like if I go it's too far.
I feel like I hit a string and I shouldn't have done that.
Don't copy that.
I hit a string.
See the classic face bit where you guys make everybody else do all of it and you guys farm it.
But whatever is on your farm with you guys,
oh my god, we got contract, we got contract.
It's actually true.
Yeah, it's actually true.
So he cheated out the game.
Jason just started up mad shit.
Dude, he ain't even chiming at all.
What?
What are you doing?
No way you're hopping, please.
You're going all sad.
I'm not, I'm not.
I'm not.
You were just talking about, oh, I'm standing on business.
Mike takes her down the road.
He's not cunt.
Mike, stand up.
Mike, take his foot back.
That was pretty good.
Thank you.
What's that?
What's that?
What's that?
It's a simple concept.
If you still have business about everybody, you can still have business about your friends.
Fair enough?
It's not hard to understand.
I'm a fan-sitter.
I don't know if that works.
Yeah, I said I'm a fan-sitter.
All of you are fan-sitters.
Okay, yeah.
I'm just in the background.
I just like to react to shit.
Once someone wins, then I'll take their son back.
Yeah.
Not sure.
I'm gonna decide who wins.
So right now, it's the sooner-givered man.
I got a lot of people with it
Yesterday will we'll tell history will tell yeah, like these three
I
What if we're all friends
I think we all I think we all can make jokes we can all fuck around you know the man
That's what makes us great. Yeah
Let me tell y'all something.
True to the smile.
The motivation allowed right now.
A lot of times in life, you can go different paths.
One path could be a blessing, the other one could be a lesson.
Friendship is like a rope.
What? You cut it and you tie it back together.
It brings both ends closer to each other than they were before.
Knife is like a box of chocolates.
Okay.
Okay, I'll just...
Oh, so you could be okay, so you can okay, so you can walk in a straight line for 20 feet
But as soon as I put you above 20 feet above the ground walking a straight line you get scared
Eliminate all your fear. The fear is not real
Get it
Basically, like, fear's not real.
Oh!
I'm gonna push you to the front.
Ah!
Yeah, it's here.
I can hold it.
Maybe one of us can see it.
That's all good.
Damn, and me and other people said,
I don't give a shit when people try to make me...
Oh my god!
I just give a hundred million dollars.
I don't give a shit.
I give a fuck.
All right.
What's the lowest thing in my life?
Do you know what's what?
Where's the lowest thing in my life?
I got to sit down and whatever and he would explain the watch like that and
it would get like a
girl he was with whatever
and we would discuss things and it made me understand more through the eyes of an expert you know what I mean
it was it was interesting because I know I would never lose so I didn't give a fuck
haha easy yeah so I like it with that one in the case
so what is it?
oh yeah this is one of the best versus a dead one
I have to charge my backpack charging right now
I just want to beat up McLaren.
You got to beat up McLaren now, huh?
Nothing, nothing is gone.
Easy clap.
Don't worry about it, we'll probably end up with this.
No, John, you went on the clock.
When we end, we use this backpack battery.
Oh yeah, we'll end, right?
Yeah, I mean, I kind of want to go to my hotel and react to shit.
Maybe just like hide until I get in my hotel.
It's been a long, long time.
Oh, wait.
Well I think uh...
He chose the worst angle, bruh.
What do you want, son?
In a second.
Hey, Chad.
Hey, why are we in rich mode?
Your child was getting a little dicey over there.
Hey, why?
Well, you know, everyone's sharing their thin piece.
On what?
Well, you know, the takes that were being said and whatnot.
What was the take?
Well, you know, just a batch that was going back and forth.
Sometimes the people in the chat think they're also sitting down next to you guys
Take it off sub only brown gives it fun a stable community at least like stable or now it out
Wait grip
Griff
Griffin
We stream inside
Griffin
Lacey, are you still streaming?
are you you can't show the inside so griff said are you ending lazy dude I
wish we could still play about a form an outro so I'm about a form an outro
Yeah, I was just gonna like do one of those inspiring things. Okay, I just wanted to see if you were ending also
Yeah, I'm probably gonna end I mean we I want to go shower. I haven't slept. I took an 11 hour flight
I'm just I'm gonna say a kid me. Yeah
All right, give me like five minutes. I'll come hang out
All right, check
You want to wait like two minutes?
Just do it.
Guys, as y'all know,
I took an 11 hour flight
and instantly started my stream, no shower, no nothing.
Guys, I have to end,
because we can't go inside
and there's nothing else out here.
Although we streamed super early,
obviously way earlier than we're used to.
you know Jason's not ending well Jason's going to his like room to react I
don't have anything to react to he's reacting to Sikuno drama bro I've done
that segment
literally bro this is crazy that I get to I get to play this two years in a
Fucking Ralph
Bro last year we played obviously it was kind of troll
But like last year I didn't really try because I was low-key
X you see X you see ended
Hey, Rob, hey, bro, I'm giving an outro dude
You're giving an outro. Yeah, I just want to say I fucking love you
I love you too, brother. I will are you going live again? Are you gonna wait till the match?
Probably waiting for that. Maybe I'll do like a late night sport on my laptop.
Nice. I'm going to let you know now before you end.
I'm going to do my very best to get you a goal tomorrow.
You mean that?
Yeah. I'm going to do my very best to make sure that we win.
I really hope we win, bro.
Would you rather win and don't score or would you rather score and...
I'd rather win.
So you're a team guy.
Yeah, I want to see us win, bro.
That's what I like about you.
I think we can do it.
I think we can do it.
I think we can do it.
They have a lot of good players, though.
so do we. There's one thing having talent, there's another thing having heart, and we've
got heart. You're passionate, Jason's passionate, we're passionate. Now I want you to close your
eyes one, and I want you to just fucking imagine, right? Little Ron, seven years old, he's
dreaming to play in front of a crowd playing football, alright? Ninety thousand people,
you look at yourself in the mirror, that seven-year-old kid, and you think that's
never gonna happen. No, never. We'll now look at you. Stable Ronaldo is doing
that tomorrow. And when you step out on that fucking pitch, you give it your fucking all.
You entertain the crowd that are paid to be there and you entertain everyone watching at
home because you are stable Ronaldo and tomorrow you write your story.
Who are you?
I'm stable Ronaldo.
Who are you?
I'm stable Ronaldo.
Who are you?
I'm stable Ronaldo.
That's the one.
Yes.
Now hand your streamer the RC later.
Alright.
Alright Chad.
What a fucking weirdo.
What?
Fucking weirdo.
What?
Yeah.
What do you do?
Um, seriously though, literally chat two years in a fucking row, although I was like
the joke of the shit, it's so crazy that we get to play in it, tomorrow is going to
be crazy, thank you to anyone who supports me, hopefully I could score tomorrow if I
can't, who knows, but make sure to watch the stream on YouTube, maybe you'll check
me out, maybe I'll stream tomorrow depending on what we're allowed to do, I don't
know how it works yet.
So, I love you boys and I'm excited bro, I'm excited.
I love you boys, join the Twitter, comment,
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