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Need us for some man. Hey guys we have two days until we move
We we and let me see the emote of the day man. Let me see the emote of the day
You gotta love it music, love it music, love it music,
yo, good fucking morning to the stable community.
Can I get a hey, can I get a hi?
How y'all doing, bro?
How y'all doing?
Sorry if I'm live early, but kind of late chat.
I was at the gym today.
I did restock on my protein donuts.
So yes, we are restocked.
We have new donuts.
This is fire, bro.
We're restocked on protein donuts.
On God, yes, yes.
On God.
Onion? Dude, this emote is terrible. Stop using it. It's not a good emote.
Not even five minutes into the stream and you're already lying.
If I'm lying, I'm flying. So far, this morning, I not only accomplished going to the gym,
but I planned my next week. I planned everything. I even journaled in my vivette journal, y'all.
I even journaled in my vivette journal.
Bumblecloth, yes.
Um, guys, it is official.
It is official.
There is only two days left.
Now there's about a couple days left.
I will be moving 99% of my stuff on Monday.
So everything that you see in my background, everything you see in my room, my $10,000
My couch, Hasbulla, my refrigerator, everything that you see.
Guys, drop a me if you send stuff to the P.O. Box.
All of this stuff right here that you guys sent me in my P.O. Box, my P.O. wall.
It is all moving.
We are going to a new house.
We, we, we are going to a new house, bro.
We, yes we, we are going to a new house, bro.
Honestly, are y'all gonna miss this room, be honest?
Are y'all gonna miss this room?
Dead ass.
Are y'all gonna miss this room?
No.
Son-in, son-in, me-ho.
Y'all don't!
That was a bit too low again, Ron.
Can you come to Norway for one stream?
I do want to go to Norway soon, bro.
Soon.
I actually will.
Thank you for the thousand minutes.
That was very nice of you.
Wait, you guys aren't gonna miss this room?
Say it on God!
Wait, say oh my God, you're not gonna miss this room.
No, no, no.
Oh my God, whatever, bro.
I was trying to be like cinematic,
trying to be like, you know what I'm saying?
Yo, in the new house, I wanna do the classic stream.
Who's with me?
Drop a me if you're with me,
where we go Amazon shopping.
Amazon shopping to decorate the new room.
But, but, for anyone who doesn't know,
Monday, I will be moving 99% of my room.
Tuesday, I'll be filming something.
I'm not going to say what it is just yet, but it's a new era coming.
A stable era, if you will.
And it is a new era of stable Ronaldo.
Yes.
Yes.
Stop saying BLB.
Guys, I'm not calling myself the fucking, so you want me to sit here and call myself
the BBL boys?
Is that what you want me to do?
Is that Dennis where you want me to fuck?
Stop putting Illuminati triangles, you fucking dick writer.
No, all jokes aside, consistency error starts very soon
and no, that's not cap.
No, that's not a classic, that's not cap.
I swear, I swear, bro, there's a new error
coming approaching, bro.
But this is the last couple of days in this room.
I'm dead ass serious.
Everything in my room is getting fucking moved.
So I'm gonna be honest with you,
I'm gonna have a fucking empty ass background.
Are y'all gonna be okay with that?
Imagine nothing behind me are y'all gonna be okay with that
Yes, yes guys today is a special day though today
We're doing a rainbow six siege tournament, which I won't be getting first-rounded in on God on everything
I love I will be actually trying today. I swear on everything. I will actually try today
No troll. I'm not getting first-rounded and if I'm lucky if anything we get to watch Clicks FNCS grand finals
I'm gonna be honest. You think he's gonna win or no? I don't think it's gonna happen, but hey, who knows?
Well, maybe we'll be able to get to watch it a little bit.
Tomorrow? Dude, tomorrow's FNCS Grand Finals the last day, but the thing is I have a CS LAN to go to with like Ludwig and all of them.
So are y'all hyped for that or not? Let me know right now because I mean, I think I have the option to go in person or online,
but I'm pretty sure they want to do in person.
I'm pretty excited for that though because I get to play another tournament on my soul by the way this year
Is there a chance that I get nominated for gamer of the year like I don't care about winning it because I know
I'm not gonna win it, but bro. I want to low-key like get nominated. I feel like I have a chance. I
Feel like I have a chance. No
Wait, are you dead ass? I don't have a chance to get nominated
Do you guys think I'm like a fucking burger?
You guys think I'm a burger gamer with the most losses oh may oh
Yo, you're not even kidding. I'm dead. That's about to open up a protein
I'm fighting the urge right now to open up a
nah
No, I swear to God. I wouldn't no no no
Usually I don't stress eat usually I don't stress eat but that has got me mad um
It's 12 o'clock brother. There's nothing wrong with that. Thank you for the one gifted, bro
And and it's protein, bro. Not even 10 minutes into the stream. Fuck you. Yo guys
guys
We have a real problem. We have a real problem
Bro, Elon Musk. What is this fucking pets name? What's his name?
What's his name?
Nikita
Nikita
Bro, yo why is this guy tweeting?
One of the most important things that you have taught me is people engaging in fraud are always the first and loudest to complain
Yo, is this guy fucking stupid? I gotta be the one to say it. He DMed me his number
He DMed me to talk etc. No, I'm nobody is streaming on fucking Twitter, and it's not called fucking expert
It's called Twitter. It's been four years since it's been bought and everyone still calls it fucking Twitter facts or no
Like, does anybody in here call X?
Also, wait, what does he mean by fraud?
Does he think that we bot?
Also, another thing is,
would you guys want me to stream on Twitter
to keep the Twittercom or no?
No, no.
No.
Okay, be honest.
I started becoming a tiktok live streamer a lot I saw like this comment. I don't even want to say who said it
It's just so funny um oh
Thanks for the one get the tub yo bro. I just get to do something. I look up to you, dude
You made so much progress over the past six years. I want to ask a question. Should I keep on trying to stream?
I'm 17 and I feel like it's a waste of time. Okay. Let's check you out
Let's pause the music trying to be big like everyone else our bet
Oh, so you've never streamed a day in your life.
Got it.
So you've never streamed even a day in your life.
Not even like not even like one second of your day not even anything like you did us have never even started your stream
You've never even clicked the go live button
And yeah, nice. I lost my password son
Suck yo son large blarps or her out of here. What's a good city? Yo son
Mmm
Um
Good morning. Everyone up real. Um, I don't know if y'all saw my tweet
But I got to hang out with burger yesterday.
Yo, look at burger, bro.
Do we miss burger?
Like should I dead ass bring him back?
No troll, should I bring him back?
Bro.
Yes?
Okay, my question is, will he be scared
if I scream or no?
Dead ass.
I actually miss him so much.
So we should clear all the beef
and do a stream with Ron.
A neon X-Ron stream.
Travis just cl-
Yes guys.
If the news isn't brought to you guys,
Saber and Otto X-Neon is in the works.
Shout out Nini, shout out Hussien.
We have it in the works right now.
We're thinking about doing a 72 hour stream.
Speaking of the, back to Burger.
Wait, should we check out the reflection of Burger?
You could literally see me holding up my phone yo
I miss burger so much, but my thing is is he gonna be scared if I move him into a house be honest
Yes, or no
Bro, I'm actually worried
Yes, dude the thing is chat. I feel like I'm pretty loud and actually I'm not loud and annoying now that I think about it
I don't know why I say that myself, bro
But I I did ask miss burger and I read the tweets bro. Look how tiny this little black pussy used to be
Bro, he's so fucking adorable. I actually
Bro, I actually miss this guy so fucking much
He just relieved all my stress and every type of anxiety, bro. He's so fucking cute
Does anyone in here have any pets or no, bro?
I'm not even kidding having a pet is one of the greatest things ever facts or no
It's like bro any type of like stress is just out the window
Jason POV. Okay, well that's got it. Okay. Yeah, yeah, see this is just
Me and Jason eating tonight. Oh, okay. Yeah, no, no, all right. Oh
Wow, this is literally a real picture of burger in my stove in New Jersey. Wow, look at him. Okay
Let's see here we got the first link of the day to oh 26 likes in the stable calm four minutes
Today's stream predictions. House getting robbed for the 54th time. On Scorpi's life, on my entire chapter, I look good to have him go to the gym, first round on R6, orders Air1, eats a protein stack, cries at the start of the stream, blames teammate no accountability.
Like, is this what you guys like get excited for every single day to open up? I can't wait for this shit to get fucking banned. Anyone else?
Um, what are you linking me? Phase is really the future.
What if we told you guys, the first day of the new house, everything is getting back to
what it used to be.
It's every single member in this house.
rage plus max plus Pepsi plus banks plus plus ghillie plus tov plus plus plus
everybody bro it's all coming back yes yes everything is back bro
everyone is back
I'm kidding bro, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm gonna be honest with you,
those days are fucking over.
So give it up, okay?
Yo, I'm not even kidding, when GTA 6 comes out by the way, I'm letting you know right
now I'm gonna get fat.
I just wanna be honest right now, I'm gonna end up getting fat because I have a feeling
I'm just gonna play every single second of the day.
Yes, I'm dead, that's gonna get fat.
I know, I know, I know.
I'm gonna get fat.
Also, guys, I've been reading the comments.
I saw you guys, I did not mean to click that.
I've been reading the comments.
I saw you guys said I need an assistant.
So, officially starting today, April 25th tomorrow,
April 26th, Rockin' is officially back.
Rockin' is officially back, y'all.
We're gonna see him tomorrow. He has all my credit card information right now. Everything is set in stone.
He said he's gonna fly out tomorrow. I gave him all my credit cards. I'm really hype. I'm excited.
You're the calm Sims character. Bro, I'm just fucking kidding. Do you guys think Stumble fucking Rattardo needs an assistant?
Don't even say I do dead ass don't even say I do the last time I had an assistant
He bought a fucking $800 door without my permission. Do you think I need a fucking another assistant you dorks?
Like dead ass. Do you think I needed a fucking other assistant?
Like holy shit, bro. I'm not getting an assistant. It's not happening, bro. Is he gonna do NMS boxing against Archi? Oh
My god, imagine Rockin versus Archi
Son
I made Ron. Oh, it's so cute. What is that? Um, oh 51-second video from epic start the day straight. Yo, Ron
I just want to say this for you. Lacey and death and the others
You can graduation guys
I'm so glad you guys gave me a new house new streams new area everything. Thank you epic
W to you guys. Thank you. Yeah, honestly here's some advice though. Oh, okay guys if y'all didn't know epic Dean and Brandon and
Drew are getting a house right next to our house. We thought, you know, we might need to bring this back
I feel like the Dean era was so nostalgic
Everyone has been asking for it. So we're bringing it back and he's gonna be officially moved in bro dead ass
Yes, yes, bro. Honestly, I was thinking the guest house where Lays is living
Dude, there's so many rooms that I want to bring in Dean.
I want to literally let Dean, bro, I think Dean's like the prodigy, bro.
Like, bro, imagine Dean just in the house with ladies and drew making content, bro.
It's a guaranteed win.
If we move to Discord after Com, we can have daily Dean epic and Brandon segments.
Oh, that's true, y'all.
Yo, if the Twitter Com gets banned, we can do daily segments.
happens but it's part of life. Good news is though, it happens. Here's some advice though.
Oh okay, some advice. Change happens but it's part of life. Good news is though, you guys
gotta have a fun time because long time I haven't seen, that's gonna be fire. And I know
it will be. Remember, fuck the haters, bro. And everyone in the chat, chill. Alright, everyone,
have a great day. And a great stream. Yeah man, that is for you guys. Epic outs.
Nice, nice. Actually good vibes, bro. I'm gonna be honest with you, he's right, bro.
Change is always bound to happen. Every single day we all go through changes. It's facts.
facts it's facts every single body in this chat we all go through changes bro
We all go through changes. We all go through changes, bro. And right now we yes, we are going through a big change
We're gonna be moving rooms moving houses. It's a new era, bro. It's dead. That's a new era and we all have to be ready for it
Why did I tweet this in 2019? I don't know
This shit made me spit my drink out
Son why are you linking me this like?
Oh my god. Also guys, I don't know, actually I'm not gonna say, I'm not gonna leak it right
now because you guys are just gonna say, you know what you guys do? You guys do this always.
Anytime I say any type of stream, you guys bring it up like two weeks later and then
you guys go, oh never does it classic. And then it's like a list of things. I saw it
in the Twittercom. It was like a list of like 15 things that I said I would do that
I never did. Yo, this is why I don't tell you guys shit. This is dead ass. Why I don't tell you guys shit
But all I am saying is we're doing a Tel Aviv stream
2027 I'm just kidding
pattern recognition test. Well, this is I was gonna say this is Patrick with the fucking thing on his head
Yeah, easy. Everything leads back to Stoini
If there's one streamer at the top of your head that you guys think I'm gonna do like who is who isn't at the top of your head
Is it Jason? Maybe it is Jason. Jason and I do do a lot of stuff together, bro. It's really nice
I like Jason. He's a very nice dude, man. Sometimes I want to kiss someone's lips
Jason yeah, bro. I feel like I had different eras like who are my duos growing up like my my duos were like at one point
It was clicks
Then who was it who wasn't right after clicks. It was like clicks
Who else a thousand bits yo Ron? Can I get you can I rep you on NMS boxing for a community fighter?
I'd like to be a professional boxer. I
I want to train and become strong and compete in real matches
What is this Dean oh my god, it's a stupid fucker that fucking
Yo, yeah, good fucking luck. You're not getting shit, bro. I'm not giving you fucking shit. You're not getting fucking shit, bro
You're not getting shit.
I'm just trying to be my son.
Who's the fucking LBs, Tubby?
Deadass.
Um, what is this?
No mooder today?
Yo, I'm Deadass.
By the way, I'm glad Mooder can't play today for the R6 tournament.
Oh, and God, call me a fucking hater.
Oh, and God, he's a fucking cheater.
I don't care.
I, Deadass, don't care.
Once a cheater, always a cheater.
Swear!
It's facts, bro.
It's actually facts.
The only person who doesn't cheat,
like who can get away with cheating,
cheating is if this is fair game if you cheated in CSGO back in 2016 where you
installed bunny hop scripts that's the only cheat that I'll allow that's the
only cheat that's the only cheat all out bro he's a no good dirty fucking cheater
bro he's a dirty fucking cheater what the fuck is this bro you cheated in
everything name one thing that I cheated in besides besides my diet since
I know you guys are gonna fucking do this stupid joke name one singular thing
that I ever fucking cheated in, that ass.
Boba, never cheated on my girlfriend.
My diet, LOL.
FNCS, you guys do realize I was trolling
when I said I cheated in FNCS.
Are you fucking stupid?
You guys actually, you believe that I cheated in FNCS?
Have we watched the same highlights?
Did you guys think I'm that good?
Did you guys think I'm that good?
Do we have to watch back my highlight video
just to show you guys?
Sunions spark up on practice to not get first round of again. You know what I will bro. I will also I saw this by the way
Who's faking these fucking pictures?
Flights the turkey best food to eat in Turkey how much in hair transplants?
Can I eat during hair transplant surgery to hair like bro? What are it like? Why are you guys faking what I Google?
I don't even Google anything bro. I don't Google actually. What am I Google? What's my most recent Googles?
like is that even bad is that even bad bro that's not even bad like what I
googled the cat one why does my cat like my girlfriend more than me I mean
Bro, I was just in bed and I was like with burger and I'm like why is he cuddling up with a burger or Kimmy and he's not
Cuddling up with me. I've never in my whole life Google Google you fucking dork. Yo, stop faking this shit. You're a fucking dork
Yeah, you're actually a dork, bro. You make me look stupid. I've never googled Google you fucking idiot
I'm busy right now. Can you end and go live later? Yo bing-a-ding-a-ding. Are you fucking stupid?
All cities in America. Well, yeah, I'm doing a fucking city tour
Bang!
Ty and I said it, bro.
In the middle of the summer, we're going to every single city in the United States.
You guys love New York, so I'm thinking about going to every single city.
Mark it right now.
Nobody steal that idea.
If you steal my idea, you're a fucking band.
No that's not cap, bro.
We're gonna rerun New York for the last, we're gonna do every city, or we're gonna
do like five cities that I really like.
We're gonna do Philly, we're gonna do Chicago, we're gonna do New York, we're
gonna do something in Florida, and then we're gonna do New York part two, something
Florida part two and then we're also gonna do what's another one what's another one there's one more
Chicago or I gotta think of one more like we could do San Francisco or people were saying
do Baltimore but what the fuck is in Baltimore like what the fuck do they have in Baltimore
like is there anything to do in Baltimore Baltimore
Oh shit wait is Baltimore dangerous wait is Detroit or Baltimore a better city to go to
where's Detroit located oh is my internet bad like what the fuck is this holy hell internet
nigga go check the fucking steps for real y'all know what the fuck is going on real
this is what's in Baltimore
This is Philly. I'm supposed to go to Philly. I wanted to stream in Philly, but is it safe? Like am I safe?
If I go to like like Philly at night, like is it is it safe?
Philadelphia real streets and hoods at night ghetto heaven. Oh
Okay, bro. I feel like I'll be
Now the question is, do I walk with security through the city or not?
Did somebody explain to me what a FENT Fold is by the way?
Is this what a FENT Fold is?
Oh, gunshots, okay.
Bro, I basically want to go around the world and show that it's not dangerous everywhere.
We should go to every single hood.
Bro, I'm telling you, no, we're not doing no security though.
No security all 2026.
Blah blah blah!
Blah blah blah!
Help me!
Wait, what, is this real?
I don't remember a Burger doing this.
Uh, fent is a horse tranquilizer, so it's shutting down some of the muscles.
Ooh, that sounds fun.
Should we do a fent stream?
What is this?
Um, 0 to 4.
I don't care about this, bro.
You guys do this every time I go fucking live.
Like, bro, I don't care.
I don't care.
I don't care.
Like I'm not bad at life anymore, bro.
You guys just say I'm bad at everything who the fuck is this holy shit
Is this supposed to be secuno, but it's lacy this is fucking this is this is this is uh
This is a fucking
This is
This is this is this is oh be so
Oh my fucking god. Yeah. How the whole chat was moving today. Brother, I'm not that bad
at fucking GeoGuessr. Am I to the point where you guys literally just fucking hate me? Right?
Like, there's no way I'm that fucking bad at GeoGuessr. Bro, guys, you gotta understand
one of like the greatest things about stable Ronaldo, and this is low key true, is that
I'm good at being bad, which is a talent because at least I'm not bad at being miserable. It's simple
Can't wait for the building of water sign or back yard sign when they move into the new house
Guys, this is true. There is no Pepsi. So there is no building streams sad face all around badass
There's literally no building streams, bro. There's no building streams, bro. We don't have Pepsi
Bro is living my dream
What is this?
And what we're seeing now here in OT LeBron James
The only thing you can hold
What happened at the end of regulation and what we're no troll I'm catching that call me crazy
Hey, I'm Ronnie's friend, but I'm catching that
But I'm gonna be honest with you if the king gets in the way like this you just let it happen dead ass
You dead ass just let it happen. That's the fucking king, bro. I'm not even kidding
I got an argument with Kimmy yesterday because I actually was this morning
I woke up and I was like did you see that Lebron passed the boat of Brani and Brani did a layup
And she's like I don't care about basketball and I said don't ever disrespect the king like that ever again
Dead ass because don't ever don't ever disrespect the king
Don't ever disrespect the king. Did you see the way Brani? What's Brani's dad's name? I don't even know
Yeah, he's 40 years old bro. Look at this shit like 40 what 40 year old you know is doing this shit
Look at this guy LeBron remote James. Oh my
Yes, Bonnie or bronze excuse me not brawny. I saw brawny my bad
Bro am I been kidding look at this look at this pump fake look at this pump fake ready look look look look look look look
Oh, is he gonna shoot the ball? Oh
Look at that quick release
I'm not even kidding sometimes I call LeBron my dad he just acts bro he's the king he's
dead yo he's dead ass the fucking king like who is the best basketball player like who
is the best basketball player there is no better basketball player than fucking LeBron
James. There is no basketball player. Don't ever, Bro. Wendy. Listen, I don't even, you
can call me Larp Larp Sohoor, whatever you want to call me. Wendy is not better than LeBron.
Luca Tim, not better. Larry Bird, son. I would say the only player that is close to
LeBron James? I wouldn't even say Michael Jordan. I would say Steph Curry. Now I know
what you're going to say. What? How's that possible? How?
This is so amazing this is dead. I'm not even kidding man
LeBron is my I gotta call LeBron dad I'm badass
GG is hell on Saturn. What are you hexagonal? Yeah, it's too early for this. What the fuck are you on about dude? Yo, by the way, I saw
I saw China landed on earth from the moon.
When the fuck did they go to the moon?
There is a whisper at 15 to 20 seconds.
What in the most parasocial retort?
What is this dude?
Is this guy like a fucking retard?
Holy skit so opposed.
You know, I'm not even kidding like where are these retards come in for like like relationships and all that like where I'm so confused
Oh, where they come in like where did they spawn in from?
India
Brother, that's not what I meant. I'm just confused on like how the internet like it became so fucking like stupid
We back and MS
Careful chat. If you say that we might get in trouble, deadass.
If you say that we might get in trouble, but do you think NMS actually has like a little bit of, you know...
Like, I don't know, dude. I don't know. I've be opening up Twitter and like...
Dude, you know what? Twittercom... Wait, first and foremost, do you guys think comms getting deleted is actually like a bad thing or is it a good thing?
Because I'm gonna be honest with you, I've started to think about it. Like, I low-key...
Like low-key think it's a good thing like is it is it a good thing or my dick riding like dead ass?
Is it a good thing and
Before anyone says anything the reason I'm saying that is because bro people are so like hard on like what streamers do that
It becomes kind of fucking like stupid, bro
I I don't know if anyone you guys open up Twitter the most out of any social media or no
bro, I
Open up Twitter and I kid you not I don't know why I see it. No, bro
I don't know why I see it bro Marlon's Twitter com make it hate me. I don't give a fuck
Bro, they are so hard on anything that Marlon does they actually treat him like a fucking robot
I'm not even kidding. They actually treat him like a fucking robot
I hope bro sometimes at his Twitter calm will go on to like my my feed and it's like
They all they talk about is his viewership and like she he does I'm not even kidding
If I was him, I'd go fucking insane.
Wallahi, Wallahi, I'd go insane.
Ironic, brother, the stable Twittercom talks about
nothing besides calling me fucking fat
and then sunion, bro, like, do you see this?
Like,
segment's coming back soon.
FNCS watch party, I'll be honest with you,
I'm not watching shit because Klitz is not gonna win.
Unless he does, unless he wins the first day,
There's no reason of watching facts are now like dead ass. I mean anything's better than being a
viewer count cuck
Well, let's say tomorrow chat. I had 12 viewers literally just 12. Would y'all watch me you can be honest
You can be honest
Did you see Lays's message?
No
This chat is fucking big riders, bro
I'm suffering tonight. I just what is this? What happened?
I'm
No
No
Oh my god, this is the she does puzzles, right? We still have people who are
really really depressed
tonight
People who have suicidal idea. She's so she's so amazing. She's so nice. She she won an award
Wait, didn't she end up winning the award?
I hope everything goes good with her that ass who everything goes good with her
Didn't she win the word? Yes
Damn, yeah, she won hidden power. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but what at least I've in my chat while I'm saying
Right if I told me why did you got kicked from the tournament and leave the discord
Yo, is why did she okay by the way? I'm not even kidding. I don't know what happened
Bro, I'm dead ass serious. Is he going through like a mental problem?
I'm not even trying to sound like a dick like I'm actually like concerned, bro
I opened up his stream. He has no eyebrows
He has orange hair and like he's just like like what happened, bro
It's sub goals, bro
But wasn't he like so against all of that shit like did I don't know I think that's an excuse or something
What is, bro, he's like kind of like insane now.
Like he's kind of insane.
One of those things if you call out,
he's gonna say it's fine.
What does he look like right now?
That's the hard.
Are you cloned?
This is not YBG, bro.
I mean, like, is there any other small creators
in the chat guys?
Small creators in the chat guys,
are you guys like tired of getting stumped on?
like brother do you see this are you guys tired of being ignored are you guys
tired of being kicked from tournaments when a bigger streamer would be kept
because I am and what are we gonna do about it let's fucking rolly it he
literally looks like fucking David I'm not gonna lie like he's going they do
What is going on, man?
Four ways to spot low emotional intelligence.
Number one, they one up negative emotions.
Someone with low emotional intelligence,
maybe in a conversation where another person expresses distress.
And instead of sitting with that feeling,
they bring up a time that they had it much worse.
They might believe that they're relating
or trying to show that they understand.
But instead of creating connection,
it leaves the other person feeling minimized or invalidated.
How is this me?
because their pain was immediately compared or overshadowed.
How is this me?
Number two, they ask leading questions that create disappointment.
They ask questions where the expectation is over.
How is that me?
That he built in.
For example, did you get a hundred on the test?
Dude, you guys are going to say two out of two, three out of three for anything.
He can literally say that he's super sexy and you guys would say three out of three.
The bar in the question is so high that the answer will usually be no.
If someone did well the structure of the question makes them feel like they fell short number three
They ask too many closed-ended questions in conversation. They fire up a series of questions
That can be answered with a yes or no. How was your day?
This is too fucking intelligent for me like what the fuck does this even mean this person?
Did you tell your teacher? Did you tell your class instead of creating a natural conversation?
It starts to feel like an interrogation
conversation. Conversations thrive on open space where someone can actually expand on
what they're actually thinking and feeling before they struggle to acknowledge emotions.
When someone shares something difficult, they move straight into fixing it or changing the
subject. You might hear responses like, just don't think about it or it's not that big
of a deal. The issue isn't the intent to help. The issue is
Yo, by the way guys, since you guys have been fucking asking me over and over and
over where the stream is.
Guys, I'm doing the Dr. K stream,
the therapy stream in the middle of May.
It's like May 14th or something like that.
May 14th, I don't know the date, the exact date,
but you guys have been asking me,
yes, we're doing the therapy on stream,
like the actual therapist.
But the question is like,
what do you even want me to talk about
to this fucking therapist?
I'm confused.
Like, what would you, like, I'm confused
on what you want me to tell this guy.
Like, Boohoo millionaire wants to cry on stream sob.
You're a fucking dork. You're a fucking dork.
Everything.
Guys, by the way, I think that reason I'm fat and I'm not even trying to justify it is
genuinely because I
think I
unironically,
I unironically think I have low bowel designer syndrome. What is it called? It's like when your bowels are fucked up.
Does anyone know what I'm talking about?
Yo bro, get out of my chat bro, I don't fucking care.
Yo Ron, trust me tomorrow, till next year I'm grinding on twits just cause I got clowned
at any trust mine.
Shut the fuck up bro!
You didn't start your streaming, you said you're a streamer.
Tooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
When are you guys gonna make an everyone in front of you like that that?
That is one of you guys gonna do that for me
what are you guys gonna do that for me?
Never and to balance out the rear ring you get more active arrow under the front
Wait, I know about what?
Wait, I don't know about that
Once you lose the weight wrong dead ass
Yeah, I'll you see it till no troll. I gotta change pants
Bro no troll chat. I look good
I'm dead ass little good.
And I hate, I really do hate that people try to like not justify my looks.
Shut the fuck up, we're sick of this.
So you think that I'm not sick of you guys calling me fat, but now you guys are, you
guys are sick of me saying that I look good, but you guys can call me fat every stream.
So you guys could call me fat every stream, but the times that I say I look good,
What is this? Why is there a fucking fish that's two hours and eleven minutes long, bruh?
Like, what is this?
Is this not relaxing to anyone?
Yo, I really want to learn how to use FL studio
I'm telling you there's gonna be a day chat where I spark my stream and I'm a fucking ought to err not what's as artist
I'm literally gonna start my stream and I'm gonna figure out how to like
No, no, you could say oh no, no, no, no all you want. I'm dead ass gonna learn bro. I'm
Dead ass gonna learn. I'm telling you bro like
stable Ronaldo song
Well, how many how much music have I made?
Besides this one. Where's that one song that I made? What is it called?
Oh this song bro, I made this shit in 30 minutes
Chillin with boba, you know that song?
Bro, I'm telling you bro. I'm telling you
Bro, I'm telling you like give me like
Indie tight beats bro. It's over like
It sounds like a David type beat, I'm not gonna lie.
This is what would happen if you hopped on FL.
This beat is ass session terminated.
Like do you think I'm that bad at making music that somehow I would glitch out FL Studios
to the point where it would write to me, this beat is ass.
You must take me for a fucking,
yo, you must take me for a fucking plunger, bro.
You dead ass must take me for a plunger.
I'm dead ass, you must take me for a fucking plunger.
Warm up for the tournament?
Who could I warm up with?
That's really good.
Can you box someone?
Looking for content creators that are willing to box
on NMS Boxing 4 on June 6th.
Son, you want me to sit there and box?
Deadass.
Who would I even box?
Like, who would make, no, no, none of this would make sense.
If I boxed, I would meet someone to pay me.
Deadass, facts are not like, we need to get paid.
It wouldn't even make sense.
It, deadass, wouldn't even make sense.
Like, I'd rather fight fucking Jake, bro.
Jake, bro.
Wait is Jason still fighting Asian Jeff or did that get bailed?
Let me look up Asian Jeff
What's good Jeffrey was good, bro 23,000
Trying to go in my training. Hey, what?
Baby, I'm the baddest
Jason
Training chair I haven't been in follow-up mode to 330 nice. Can you understand?
Mike though he's getting bought it sharp sharp sharp rock this fit
Does Jason even it isn't even fair I'm gonna be honest with you. I feel like Jason's gonna like
destroy him
people in the R6 turning
Champs. Wait every single team has a fucking champ? Say Wailahi!
Wait. Wailo, Jinxie, Mingo, Uzi, Richie, Skite, Spoit, Stombin. Out of every single pro here, who would I want? Who would be the best pro here? Who's the best pro here?
Stompin no troll
It is jinxing the worst here, who's the worst like who's considered the worst
Yes, did as Uzi
Mingo Stompin spuit and Skype
Bro, you guys are gonna have to help me bro
Okay, so the players Aiden, Arke, Danny, E-rock, it's Timmy, Janky, Rondo, Kaysimh, Kingsman, Ludwig, Monday, Mike, is this fucking Jinxie's dad?
Pilot, Raph, Redify, Sun, Russell, Riley, Sketch, Stake, Sluts, Vardan, Willjum, XQC, Squishy, Yugi, Yusef.
You see this is this is just like a couple so far. I'm not even kidding
I'm not even kidding. If I get drafted with fucking
Yo
We should all be radiant yo ladies shut your bitch ass up you like that girl what or what bro
Do you need me to go fucking message her for you so she can get in call with you dude that s
I'm a captain say well on me
Rose I'm linking me to shit um the reason I'm fat is because I have a bold disorder
That would be so weird don't do that yo ladies do you have a fucking crush? What was her name again?
I forget what her name was do you have a crush bro?
Holy shit. You're still talking about her dude
Pop you like you have a crush dude
dude it's okay man it's okay bro I didn't I get it you lost Diana you're
going on to the next you know the next girl bro watch this what's up guys my
name is out of the same box Hachi and 12 days I run my 600 kilometer
What the fuck does that have to do with anything in my life, bruh?
What the fuck does that have to do with anything in my life?
Um, he will be your captain, get ready?
What the fuck? Who is this?
Oh.
I'm not, thank god.
Yo, who can I warm up with right now if I wanted to warm up?
Dead ass.
I feel like I do need to warm up.
Who can I warm up with?
I need to respond.
No, stop saying me, you fucking dork.
Yo, guys!
News flash!
I'm not playing with you guys!
Just play the game?
Who remembers when I typed in sex on my thing
and it came up with sex tape
and everyone started freaking out?
You know, fuck it.
Who could I message to warm up?
Chad, who's streaming that can help me warm up?
Who's streaming that can help me warm up?
cap who's a good who's a good uh there's a 1v1 mode now if you want mingo
say we're not he but say we're not he's mingo a good pro like who should i try to draft if
stomp and get spanked who's the next best bro you shoot the door down like who is it
What's the part of the door part wait wait some clothes wait some clothes
Wait, all right. Yeah, it's mingo that good or no
Wait, he's going in the box
Dude, I'm not even kidding. I swear to God. Maybe I shouldn't put things on God anymore remember
No, I'm gonna stop. I'm gonna stop. I'm gonna stop. I'm gonna stop
I'm gonna stop bro. Y'all are teaching me day by day to stop putting things on God and I will stop, okay?
But my last one on God, I think I'm the best player in the tournament. I'm just keeping it a bottom
Deadass, that's my last one, bro. That's my last one, bro
That is my last one. That is my last one, bro
Because I actually believe that I genuinely believe that I generally believe that I generally believe that stop sunning me
Bro, bro, stop sunning me, dude because I actually believe it. I actually believe it
You're going to win this time?
Yo, true moral, a one.
Someone remember this guy's username?
When I win this tournament, you're getting a sub for the next month.
For the next year, actually.
I'm going to give you a 12-month sub.
Deadass.
And I'm going to ban a one-year sub just to get some anger at.
Deadass.
Ron, this is the best song by you by far.
Only I miss the lonely I have nobody
You know it's crazy
You know
What's going on
Wait low-key lonely hold on
Chad is uh
Oh
Me cook some upper part
Only I'm mr. Lonely. I have nobody
Wait for my own
Yeah, I'm so lonely. I'm mr. Lonely. I
Have nobody
For my own
Oh, I'm so lonely. Yo, this one here
Yo
This one here goes out goes out to all my players up there man
You know that got that good got one good girl dawn that's always been there man
Like took on a bullshit. Yeah, check check check check check check ready. I
Woke up in the middle of the night and I noticed my girl wasn't by my side
I could have sworn that I was dreaming for I was feeding so I could take a little ride
Bad tracking on the safe view, yeah, trying to figure out what did I do to make it go bad
Cause ever since my girl left me, my whole life came crashing and I'm so lonely
Ayy
Low key, I have a voice, no troll
I have like a, like I did that and I'm like, it's like one of those voices that you like
It's one of those voices
I don't know how to describe it
There's so much like, good music out there man
Slaps on mute?
You want one more?
You want one more? I got you one more chat.
I got you one more.
Tis this is a trending audio right now? Hey Clippers, Clippers, Deadass, feel free to clip this, post this on TikTok.
You know what I'm saying? Make this a new audio, bro. Go ahead. Take your time, bro. Deadass, feel free to take this, bro.
Feel free to take this.
Yeah, oh, yeah
Young stable
Show you off tonight. I want to show you off
Yeah, we're off this shit. Yeah, man, we're off this shit, bro
what you got a billion here to never buy we're gonna party like it's dirty now
that I think about it Jeff real quickly what was the last song you ever even made
on that fucking channel like what do you even fucking do Jeff the goat like
what do you even upload bro what was your last song it was an edit montage
What was your lap what is this
like bro like what like what made you even like do this shit
around my head I saw pro and the papa would never been deep right guy since
get lost he feels like nobody's there to start giving out to tone real what like
what does this mean Monica versus Benjamin Netanyahu rap battle bro why
this on my fucking like brother's actually so much like AI is genuinely
like the worst thing that ever came out huh like there's no there should be
no fucking reason in hell why you could fucking put my voice on like
like bro like how the fuck is this even possible you're a fucking dork bro
Stoenie cooks
Alright, yeah, we're done that we're actually done that
What this is still the classic one facts are now this is genuinely the classic one
This one this one will never forget this one low-key like made it into the stable verse
No dead ass like this one is low-key like cemented in the stable verse
My low feet.
Yeah.
Alright.
Three minutes and 33 seconds.
Classic Jack.
This is AI, this is not.
How much time is this nigga spending on the intro?
Lately I'm just feeling like God,
So I've just set the ball and niggas fall under like a limbo the family all it matters
I'm the south here with my kid foe off everything my pambro. We went from buddy the whistler. Yeah, that's good. That's good
That's good
That's good. That is AI
Don't ever say that's not AI guys, you know me. I does it does it look like I've ever wait
There's an actual 1v1 mode
Wait, should I try this or no?
Okay, what character should I be using today when I play what character should I be using?
None?
What does that even mean?
Nine!
So you want me to just not play?
Hey!
Who's none?
Okay.
Honestly, I'm gonna ban Doka B.
Yeah, I'm gonna ban Doka B.
Wait chat.
What if I ban, what if we ban Fogali?
What if I ban Fogali?
yo what have I been for golly cuz we're the fun all week okay so when I play
this map first thing you do you break the glass facts or no then you break that
then you break that then you reinforce this yes or no let me know this is
good much here's my title to warming up
Yeah, stop sparing this fucking peanuts
Dude son
No, and then and then okay for is located a bomb and then chat right here look
Is this good yes or no?
It's good
That's good. Yeah, your name
Yeah, your name
So then, so then what I would do here, right, here's, wait, so this is easy, so we know
he's outside, wait, what, who's that?
How do you jump wait am I dog shit at this fucking game
hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on
wait son
there we go wait I'm not bad that's not bad that's not bad bro you know what
what is my title what is my fucking title is that fucking sign language what
What is that?
Is that Numer code or whatever it's called?
Who's Denari?
Oh, it's Morse.
It's Corpse Husband code.
Got it.
Got it.
Okay, so when I play, it's Solid Snake a good player.
Like what does he do?
Like what is a good player?
I want to start learning other players.
I'm not like a one-trick Andy
He's very good, but does he get banned usually or no like does he get banned?
Not gonna lie just stick to spectating yo John's
You're actually about to get unmodded bro. You're gonna get executed right now watch and learn bro
like let me lock in bro support me playing video games sons you fucking
dork you are what the chat becomes if you act like an idiot the chat's gonna be
an idiot you understand me
okay so what is he playing what character is that that's is that is that is that
is that smoke that's smoke no that's smoke that's smoke
No, mute is banned, chat.
Look at this, look at this, look at this, look at this.
You guys watching?
You guys watching?
First, we enter through the window!
Sure! Sure!
Then, we shoot the camera.
Sure!
Wait.
Look.
Hey y'all, welcome to Stable Rinaldo's Tips and Tricks.
Today we're going to be showing you a very easy way to fool your opponent.
So basically what you're going to do is you're going to stand right here, you're
going to be right under it.
So what you're going to do right after is you're going to throw a drone.
Now when you throw a drone you're gonna go right there.
Now you're gonna use your boost.
He's gonna follow it.
He's gonna follow it.
He's gonna follow it.
He's gonna follow it.
He's gonna follow it.
He's gonna follow it.
three two three two one just let me lock let me lock in just stay calm
Fuck my ass dude hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on
We have been eliminated
I'm not going to lie.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm not going to lie.
wait hello can you hear me hello hello hello can you hear me can you hear me
hello if you can hear me type hi ala don't troll my oh what about now dick
riders
what about now now it's good right let's get inside kids okay let's play
let's play let's play smoke smoke it is smoke it is echo wait say outlaw
They're an echo.
Outlaw, they're an echo.
How do I sound sad?
Do I sound sexy, or do I sound choppy?
You sound like Nemo?
Do not ever compare me to that fucking dork!
The door is located at bomb. Are you ready for holiday?
Bomb? Bomb? Wait, where's this drone?
Little tips and tricks shot? You do that right there?
You're funnier with this mic.
So you think a mic determines how fucking funny I am?
Yeah, you need to die.
Deadass, you're a dork. You're actually a fucking chud.
That's not how that fucking works, bro.
I'm stable Renoto, bro. I'm funny, with or without a mic.
Facts.
Two cameras are broken, which we know that he's outside properly.
What?
What?
Chad, look at the tips and tricks. Look, look, look, look, look, look, look!
explain explain explain explain explain it doesn't make sense bro it doesn't make sense man
he heard you how did you miss those shotgun shots
hey bro do you think I meant to miss my shotgun shots you fucking idiot
like that no ask yourself ask yourself for a second do you think do you think that I
I meant to miss my fucking chocolate just do you think do you think on purpose? I'm like yo, I'm gonna go into this fucking
Please lock in for once and stop trolling
Yo stop using worse code in my fucking chat
Like this is dumb as shit ever
10 seconds
What you did to go how are you proud dead ass are you proud or no?
Are you dead ass proud or no down the bomb make your way to its location and defuse it?
Are you dead ass proud?
Like you have Morse code in my chat
Chat, is audio a big portion of this game for real?
Like, is it that big of a deal?
Like I want to get better, but I don't really understand.
up four eliminated all
Please man, please can you make it something normal, bro?
Like nobody in my chat speaks Morse code.
Like nobody in my chat speaks Morse fucking code, bro.
Like change it, please man.
Chat, what's a good character to use?
Is Thorne good?
Under now
Got it. Damn, I just realized I still have my phase fucking thing on the area keep the bombs protected aware
Wait, so how do you play corn
10 seconds.
What's the thing on the thing? Easy.
So I just shoot this anywhere? Like that?
What is my title?
Is that good oh
Thank you, bro. Thank you good title. I thought my title was in Hebrew for a second because someone's type
Okay, so I know he's right here, so do I swing him cheddar now?
I'm actually getting ran through I'm getting ran through I'm getting ran through bro I'm
at wait what I lost your mic is too clean right now yo what the fuck do I
I sound like right now. Test, test, test, test. Hello?
Bro, I sound fucking good. What are you complaining about?
You're not annoying enough?
I'm not even kidding. I can't wait for the day that this chat just...
All right, you want me to go back to my other mic?
Hello?
Is that better?
You want me to go back to this mic or the headset mic?
Let me know right now.
Secure the bombs.
I look he why am I in a little girl's fucking room, bro
Like what is this?
Making it weird, I mean
Why is a little girl's fucking room a fucking bomb site stop adding Gideon
This chat is actually so fucking stupid, I just saw a first time chatter get banned for
saying you're the next David, thank you for that ban.
Alright, hold on, garage, what is that, what is that?
Is that Big Ben?
Wait, L game, bro. So I'm not in the mirror? This doesn't even make any fucking sense!
What do I need to learn to be better at the game?
I've forefound a bomb. You must defend it.
The bomb's accuser has been successfully deployed.
Fuck you pussy
Don't play with me, I'm winning this
I'm dead-ass winning
No troll
No troll I'm winning this one of it
Well that guy just sucks
now now do the thing chat where you downplay every single accomplishment I
fucking make do the thing do the thing where you downplay every single type of
accomplishment I fucking do you need to get oh this is a very nice chat that's
actually very good thank you guys you guys are so fucking kind your outlaw
do you just sit there and fucking put it like like did you just do nothing
Like dead like dead like dead ass. What do you do?
Like what does he do?
Oh first time chatter Kequah much appreciated, bro. Actually much appreciated. That's actually really nice to you, man
That's actually very nice
Alright, wait I have a question are we gonna even play this type of map?
Oh look at these mushrooms on the map.
Are mushrooms good for you?
I heard that you could like...
Like mushrooms are bad.
Your outlaw, did you ever get your 10k for Mr. Beast?
Or did you scam him?
Ten seconds before insertion.
Five seconds.
Drone has located a bomb.
You didn't get paid yet?
We're still all cut scared.
Nice.
Nice.
Classic, mister.
Actually, let me not get sued, bro.
LOL, chat. LOL.
Are you fucking my sister?
Where's my jungle?
I'm not there. I'm not there. I'm not there. I'm just not winning, bro. I'm just not
winning, man. I'm just not winning today, bro. I'm not winning today with this. Maybe
Shoot at him. What do you think I'm doing?
First time chatter good luck. Oh
My god, I'm not even kidding. That just made me so mad like I
Don't know why bro, but you just like
Never mind bro, come on never mind bro appreciate the positivity. Can we get a W positivity man?
W positivity bruh
W positivity man, what a great fucking dude. No, that's good positivity
Can't blame no one anymore because it's a 1v1 now
You know what no troll no troll not reading chat this whole round watch how good I play watch how good I play when I don't
Re-chat secure the air step by step
First thing I'm gonna do is I'm gonna make sure this is open second thing. I'm an idiot. I just turn my own camera
I forgot I'm on defense
Okay, so first thing I'm gonna do is I know he's gonna come into here
This is a good setup because I know the bomb is right here. So when he comes through it'll automatically calm
Right, let's say he somehow does get through. I automatically have this
Then what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna place one right over here
One right there
And then I'm gonna block off this right here
We hear him right under me though, so what we're going to do is we're going to plant that right here.
This is my safe spot. Okay?
What a wonderful look!
Alright, we have no cameras, so that's when you be quiet.
Everyone be quiet, be quiet, be quiet, be quiet, be quiet, be quiet.
you
Be quite up for has located a bond
Three, two, one.
Hey, talk about my one taps.
Patience. Patience is a virtue.
The more patient you are, the more God will give you all types of gifts.
of gifts. If you try to rush something, God will strike you down because he knows you're
trying to rush the process. You must trust the process and only let go.
I'll take that.
Hold angles!
Now don't panic!
Just the fuck up!
Now spell run! Now spell run! Now go ahead and spell it! Spell run! Spell it! Try spelling it.
Yep easy, bro. I'm gonna lie. I'm warm as a fuck right now
You might have to check my PC
deadass
No aim no skill just pure ego and luck
Now if I would have lost that round, what would you have said?
Stop calling me mooder, bro. I know I'm good at games, but bro. I'm not cheating. I swear
Wait, so I'm confused. Is he dead ass banned for real for real like he's just banned, right? There's no he's just banned
That's fucking sad bro imagine being a fucking cheater
It's a hundred dollars in my hands never
Mushrooms, bro, why they glow in the dark
Your drone has found a bomb.
Ten seconds to insert it.
Five seconds to go.
He has no clue.
You've located a bomb. Make your way to it's location and accuse it.
Wait, how does this character work, Shep?
of
the
death of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
You motherfucker!
You're already dead!
I'm not even kidding like this game is so easy like I'm not even worried like I'm not gonna
lie I was low-key worried I was low-key worried a little bit like a tad bit I'll be honest
with you but now I'm not working now I'm not worried you're going against copper five
Yo, I'm not even ke-
Just-just-just come!
Just deadasses do it!
Like, just do it, bro! Like, all you guys do is just like...
Just complain, complain, complain!
Stop dick riding and just shut up!
Man and operator?
Ying, bro.
Put your res on 5-4.
Brother, I'm 5-7. Wow, whatever.
Who is Kate, bro?
Who the fuck is this guy?
Hello, Keychat? I'm gonna play Caviar.
Secure the bombs.
Alright. Little strat? Here's a little strat. Guys, open up your notebooks. Open up your
You block all this?
He never comes A. We know he doesn't come A.
Ten seconds to insertion.
Bomb location compromised. Plan accordingly.
Five seconds to insertion.
Top four has located a bomb.
Are you?
So he can't hear this character, correct?
Be quiet.
We're eliminated so he's stream side by
Isn't actually cringe
Fucking get it fucking get it
Fucking tachanka bro
Stick to eating, I'm dead, I'm about to eat a protein, I'm not even kidding, I'm staring
at the protein donuts right now.
They're just staring, they're staring at me and they're talking.
They're dead ass staring at me and they're talking, that'll be my fourth one today.
I can't, I actually can't.
Marlon got stomped in!
That's not true. That's not true right? That's not true. I'm not gonna play. I'm not gonna fucking play
We're gonna put stomping the best player with Marlin the best-looking player. How is that fair in any sense?
Now explain how it's fair
Explain
The mission is to locate and defeat the bomb.
Wait, what?
There's a fucking base, fix?
Oh, look at this check. Can I tell you a tip right now?
You see all this tech?
You see how someone just sets up all this shit?
None of this shit matters when you run it down.
A game like this is all about aim and precision.
All you have to do is a simple tech.
Right?
First, you destroy the door.
Right?
you reload very easy then you throw the drone then you realize right here to the
right all friendlies have been eliminated
like how okay so how does that work so how does that like I'm confused so how
How does that work?
He's just...
What is this?
What is this?
Wait!
I'm offense again?
No, that's cheese.
That's actually cheese.
That's generally cheese.
No, that's cheese.
Alright, you don't fuck it.
I'm gonna play Snake.
I'm gonna play Snake.
What's the gun to use shot here?
Is it this?
Is it the Famous?
Is it the Famous or no?
F2. You can't handle the F2?
You need to use your drone to locate a bomb.
I'm going to eat them.
Well, if you're going to eat, I'm going to eat.
So...
Five seconds.
One is located at bomb.
Insertion in ten seconds.
We're all pressed F2.
Insertion in five seconds.
Wait, what is F2?
You've located at bomb.
Make your way to its location and use it.
Wait, why am I so fucking fast?
Does he think I'm stupid? I know he's gonna be right here.
Does he think I'm fucking stupid?
Oh, this character's coded.
Oh, this character's coded.
Where?
Three, two, one.
Three, two, one.
This character is coded. Wait. Wait, Snake is coded!
Wait, are they showing teams now?
Are they doing teams?
Wait, Ma, did my game get just chatting?
Wait, are they showing teams?
Wait, put it...
Uh, yeah.
I have a fear and I have a hunch that if we allow the champions to go full throttle,
it's gonna turn into the champions one v oneing each other and like stomping, walking
and so on.
Bro, this guy's a dick writer.
I actually think I'm the best player here. I think I'm better than some of the champs like unironically
I do think I'm better than Jinxie. I'm gonna be honest. I do think I'm better than Jinxie. I do I do I do I do I do I
do
Ron's only a captain because he would be last pick
Watch FNCS wait is FNCS happening the same time as the tournament. Oh it is
I'm gonna be honest with you, bro. If I get first-rounded sure we'll watch it but right now. I'm winning a tournament
I'm tired of being the fucking part of twitch. You understand me. Do you understand me? I'm gonna fucking win
I'm dead-ass gonna fucking win, bro. Somehow Marlin is a captain. Look at his chop. Is that from my P. O. Bop?
It's a lot of yeses. Yep. Also a lot of notes.
What? Hold on
to pick
Who we are picking number one and also got another question. Is there anyone else
I should even think about in the tourney as a pro to pick or is it just straight up stop in a sport like is it that simple
Yeah
That's mine! Stop it! I want him! I fucking want him!
Yo, I'm a person. You know universities, right?
Yeah. Okay. Who do you think is better? Like, like, in Dollars? Stompin' or S Boulevard?
I'll be honest. Don't pick Stompin'. He's ass.
Yeah, okay. You're dickhead. Yeah. So, you know... Okay.
He's ass, bro. He's ass. He's really ass. Don't look at him.
Really?
You're not a captain, are you?
Yeah, I'm a captain, but I'm not like...
There we go, there we go.
You want a protein pretzel?
I'm for sure a protein.
I'm gonna get back to work.
I'll pick this up, by the way.
I'll pick this up.
It's a good luck today, buddy.
Yeah.
Yeah, he's a good guy.
I
Fucking wait is that the angle step? What is that? Oh, okay back to work
Yo Jack look what I found
Look what I dead ass found.
I'm dead ass.
I look good.
I'm dead ass.
Wait, why do I?
I look good.
Yo, wait, why do I sound so fucking annoying?
Wait.
Okay.
How does this sound?
Okay.
How does this sound?
Wait, why do I sound annoying on every
single fucking mic I'm on why do I sound annoying on every single fucking mic I'm
on wait this is what you guys deal with every single day wait what if I start
Watch clicks, we have an option here, if you guys keep saying to watch clicks, I either
play R6 or I go watch an FNCS you fucking idiots. Like you want me to sit here and just dodge
my whole tournament then? I'm not gonna cancel on fucking Jinxie bro. I'm not gonna fucking
cancel on Jinxie to watch a bullshit FNCS. It's not even the next day. I'll be honest
with you, I'm not getting first rounded so count that out already. Second of all who's
Who's the teams?
What are the teams for today?
Does anyone know?
You're muted, dead ass.
I'm muted, right?
Hey guys, welcome to helpful solutions. This is how to turn off to each chat. So first
This one is on bc so open wait outlaw is there a way that I could fully disable chat where
it's like nobody in the chat can type at all where it's literally just nothing it's literally
just nothing like like is there a way where it's just chatters that just watch me and
There's no way you guys can type at all.
Wait, what if I do follower mode?
But I do follower mode 10,000 minutes.
Hold on.
The duration is out of valid range only through 90 days.
Wait, I can only do 90 days worth of chatters?
Okay, I'm going to try something.
What if I put on every mode to make it super fucking slow?
Hold on, ready?
I'm going to put on slow mode, 100 seconds.
And then I'm also going to put it on.
How is it still moving?
How is the chat still moving?
How is it still moving?
How is it still moving?
How are you guys still going?
Howard how is this even pot like I have slow mode on for a hundred seconds
All right, yeah, I give up I give up I give up I actually give up bro. I
Actually give up I actually give up. Yo, does anyone want to warm up?
Wait, who's playing in today's tournament is there an official leaderboard? I want to actually scout no troll
I want a low key scout
Okay speed what is speed doing?
Wait, maybe he'll click on me chat.
Ready, look.
Bro, this dude is always-
Ready, ready, ready, chat.
Ready?
Bro, show me one clip.
One clip of speed not sweating.
No.
Show me one clip of speed not sweating.
I swear to God, you-
Yellow tongue.
Yellow tongue.
Yo, you guys know I just ate fucking-
I just- first of all, I-
Okay, this is gay that I'm doing this, but-
My tongue is even fucking-
And my tongue is clean
My tongue is so fucking clean
And I just have pretzels anyway
ill
And then you guys put this fucking monkey jerking off, bro. What is this? Why is there 40 million views?
And you don't seem to
I didn't know is this is called this what's that new song that's trending right now
to talk this shit is actually garbage brah like bro what is this shit brah
like this is the shit that lays be sending me at like 1 a.m. brah like he
just sends me like this type of fucking music, bro.
Wait, is this the song?
I don't know.
I was looking for a job and then I found a job.
I'm having a, I'm miserable now, in my life.
Why do I-
Is that Kirk?
Wait, unironically, he kinda does look like...
Let me stop.
I give value for time to people who don't care if I move on.
Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo.
I don't fucking give a flying fuck that FNCS is starting.
Like what do you want me to do bro?
You want me to do a little, I'm not fucking watching.
I don't care.
Outlaw, ban the word Fortnite.
Ban the word FNCS for the next day.
I don't fucking care guys.
News flash.
I played it in 2020.
That was six years ago.
I don't give a fuck about that dead game anymore.
That game is fucking dead.
like generally that game is dead
like that game is dead
that ass
lacy?
i was like what the fuck
i hear like a
i hear like an earthquake
take a picture
take a picture
take a picture
hahaha
okay
Well, I don't get it.
Well, I don't get it.
What the fuck are they doing, though?
Hey! You can't take photos without my consent!
Photos without my consent!
Jason hurry!
You can't take photos out of my consent.
What do you mean?
Let me see that photo.
It has to come out. It has to develop. It has to develop. It has to develop. It has to develop.
Let me see it.
No, let it develop.
Can't take fucking photos out of my consent.
Yes, I can.
No, you can't. I don't give you consent.
It's California to state law.
You're in my vicinity. You're in my house.
You're in my house.
I'm on the lease.
No, you're in my house.
You have to wait for it to develop.
Let's see it. What is it?
Okay, it's the photo.
Where is it? Where is the fucking photo?
It takes five minutes.
Hold on, Jason.
What are you looking at?
No, fuck your ass.
You want to take it, you take it.
Bro, you take it.
I need a picture! I don't give a fuck!
Wait, I just took another picture of him.
Yo, what did I just say? I just said I don't want to...
Bro, it's good to come out good, hey. Hey, keep that safe.
It took me five minutes.
What is this? A puller?
Yeah, I got a puller camera.
Okay.
What the fuck are you looking at?
Nothing.
Take a picture, Drew!
Is this the BLD balloons?
NICE!
I wanted to get more of this, you fucking dork!
You fucking dork!
You got water in your dork!
Yo you're a fucking dork!
I got coffee, what is this for?
What is it for? Is it a patient?
What is this, bro? What are you doing?
Wait, it blanks.
Wait, it's not coming out?
What is this one? It's coming out.
What is this one? It's coming out.
You're the only person that hops on right out of games where you fuck you.
I actually lost a pound and a half.
No way you've been on Reddit for a month.
No, I haven't even been on it for like a week and a half.
You brought it to fucking Guapo.
So you've been on Reddit for a month and a half and you've lost a pound.
No, I did two weeks and I stopped.
Why'd you stop?
Because I was in London and I dropped my Reddit.
And you made the pound back.
No, no, no. I still made the same.
I'll be honest. I think I got a boot.
No, you did, bro.
Lacey Dahmer, yes.
It doesn't work.
It's been left fucking warlin'.
Wait for action, come on out!
Wait, let me see.
No, they're not!
They say, oh, it doesn't fucking change!
Yes, it has!
Wait, should we check on Marlins?
Yeah.
That one's yours, Bob.
Alright.
Don't flick it out!
What's up, Marlin? Are you ready for this dirty?
Y'all ready for this dirty?
I'll fuck you right here.
Yo.
that was fucking gay by the way which one no that was the punchline no I
swear what I'm gonna call his shit well who's it
Hey, you!
Hey, you!
Oh my God, bro, he just violated me!
Wait, so are we playing the tournament or not?
Is it tournament starting?
Is it tournament starting?
How much longer, bro? Like...
Me when I have no content?
I'm out of quit streaming and I think I'm just gonna become an only fan demon
I think how hard is it to become in the one top 1% of all I'm actually gonna Google this
I'm not a game
How hard is it to join discord don't ever
I have no discord invite. I have no fucking discord invite someone is invited to the discord, bro
Guys, I need the discord.
Does anyone have the discord?
Does anyone have the discord?
Does anyone have the discord?
Why am I asking this chat?
MCBen?
Hello, MCBen.
Yo, mom, I'm working right now.
Do you think it's appropriate to come into my working environment?
You're banned.
I don't care bro, I don't play games on more no band. I don't care
What is this bro, I can't see the chat
Yo, I don't have permission! Someone tell him I have no permission! Say I have no permission!
Am I leaking wait am I leaking is this leaking
Jinxie league of legends seven hours ago
High-vives rainbow succeeds jinxie among us yo jinx you're playing among us and League of Legends. You're a fucking dork
Why is redify in the call?
Redify is playing why is this profile pic? Yo, this guy's a threat
Yo, I don't have permission. Hello, I don't have permission. Hello, I don't have permission. Hello
I was looking for a heaven and I found a job a heaven knows I don't have a job
What was I doing before this I was on chat gbt while I was waiting
How hard is it to become top 1% of only fans user
Very hard close to becoming a top tier Info is a pre-entertained in the boosting content top ones
Actually only friends only wants to do well. It's privilege and 10,000 for one sometimes much more
You're competing against established influence with this number fan base people would treat like a full-time business creators
Why's the winner?
Okay, my name is stable Ronaldo
Is it possible for me to become?
something other
Then a streamer my chat has become full on
just dumbasses
Who type who type nothing but nonsense?
It doesn't know what you need to be honest with the first thing you didn't just get the chat run me trained it
The way you stream react and reward message shapes the audience you end up with so if it feels like chaos now it's pretty
It's partly a branding loop that has been reinforced over time
The good news is that you're not stuck with it people pivot all the time, but it's uncomfortable for a bit
What's actually happening right now your content lightning say light leak these signals fast reactions equals loud most equals rewarded
spam slash nonsense equals gets attention
Chat equals part of the entertainment not just the community
So you built an audience that shows up for the vibe if you suddenly want something deeper more controlled there's gonna be friction
Refind your current stream hard but highest upside you don't have to quit streaming you can reshape it slow the pace down sometimes
Alright y'all, guys, let's chill out, let's slow down, and let's relax, okay?
Everyone here needs to chill out, everyone here needs to relax, let's switch up the flow,
let's switch it up, let's change how we react, let's change how we talk.
Ignore the low-effort spam.
Honestly, actually, true, I'm no longer reacting to spam.
Actually reward good messages, okay?
I
Yo shout out to the child of the boy deep underscore seven seven seven hey Ron you look good today much appreciated, bro
Thank you so much. Thank you so fucking much
You're actually a good fucking dude man much appreciated deep underscore seven seven seven and you're actually a good fucking dude
Split your identity. Keep your mainstream as in but starting on the new side.
YouTube channel and work control, IRL, Conductor, Switch, yes.
Even in the music with the grown-up vibe, full pivot, clean but risky.
Viewers should drop a first chat resistance and we miss the old you comments.
This works best if you're consistently committed, not half in, half out.
The parts most streamers don't want to hear.
If your chat is full of dumbasses, it usually means that behavior gets attention
or there's no downside to acting like that.
If you change those two things, your chat changes over time.
I'm more interesting question for you instead of can I become someone else?
The real question is what do you actually want your content to feel like chill respected funny, but not braindead most creative
You know what it's actually true. I'm gonna start right now
Here on I actually might be starting seeing a six-pack coming in. Thank you, bro
Thank you Asian Alex much appreciated for and fat of twitch see you in an hour, bro
I'm done rewarding that type of shit. See you in one hour. So now you're not gonna spam anymore
We don't want to do that anymore. Thank you for five
You know what thank you for the five gifted much appreciated Ron's red thong much appreciated
Thank you the five gifted all type of gifted subs are appreciated and loved here, bro
So we much appreciate you over here. Thank you, man. Thank you so much
Look at Asian Jeff's viewer count brother
What do you want me to do with Asian just your account?
Do you want me to do I'm gonna start tweaking and start fucking getting excited or no?
Bro, you know, I forgot I have to read positive messages. You look so good. Thank you so much, man
No troll like all jokes aside outlaw. Do you think reading positive messages will reform this chat?
No troll. Thank you for the two months like genuinely. Do you think it'll reform this chat?
Well, it's gonna start with my mods too. Juns. I think is gonna get unmodded. Dead ass.
I actually think it's time we unbought John's
He doesn't do anything
He doesn't do anything and you do the eight months
You look skinnier than yesterday appreciate that I actually have been going to the gym
So I actually do I do appreciate that bro. That actually means a lot. Thank you
Okay
Right now, I'm trying to talk slower to my chat and be less chaotic and only reading positivity.
Low key, it's working.
That's actually the exact move.
And the fact that it's already working tells you something important.
Your audience is more flexible than you thought.
Right now, you're basically retraining your chat in real time.
It feels small, but it's one of the highest leverages, change as you can make.
What you're doing right. Talking slower equals makes people match your energy. Less chaotic
reactions removes the reward for nonsense. Reading positivity trains chat. This is what
gets us attention. Wait, this is actually true. This is actually true. Because now that
I read or now that I like I read only positive messages, you guys are more positive. Don't
Reward regression if chat starts spamming nonsense again. Don't read it
Don't react to it even as a joke
Dude, that's gonna be hard
subtly call it out without whining. I
Like when you guys okay that I
Like when you guys are more on topic with the streams rather than just typing nonsense
Like to me this chat is better when it's not just spamming emotes like some you know what I'm saying
it's more fun and more relaxing. So I would really appreciate it if you guys would just chill.
Thank you.
Wait, where am I supposed to join a call?
Hello?
How's it going?
Yo, yo, yo.
Why is your name OVO Raph?
You didn't get the news? You didn't get the new update?
I know. You're right, bro. You
had Ralph.
Who do I have to be where you
who's who's the goats? Who are the
goats? Yo, King's been. Yo,
yo, as long as we have to the
box. No, no, no, no, no, no.
Also, also, I just want to
know for the new people here,
Jesus Christ.
Do you, does he follow you?
He follows me on Twitch. I'm one of the 10.
Oh.
Mods, thank you for banning E-Rob.
WLARP. WLARP.
It's not LARP.
Yes, it was me.
It was me.
Look at my top gifters, actually.
Matter of fact.
Yo, Raph, you have top gifters, but you still fucking sound like you're on a Connect 4, bro.
Like, why, like, what are you speaking on right now?
What, what mic is this?
Oh, wait, hold on.
hold on hold on yeah what oh oh yeah Ron not OVO I can't talk to him okay fine
I can't talk to you Ron Ron I can't talk to you bro you wrap wrap wrap do me a
favor close your eyes right now and you're ready close and name five and
name five Drake albums oh wait is it a guy got 50 grand no okay okay
it's over bro. Yo Sina. You came on the spot bro. Hey Sina how was your day today? Yo it's good.
All right so let's see here. If you come over to the summer viewers will fall out that's not fair
that's fluttering. Basically what you're choosing is Joe. What more viewers or do I want a better
community? The best creators eventually find a balance to start with what you're doing right
now. Okay good that's pretty good. All right we're learning chat. We're actually gonna learn
that as we're changing. How's everyone doing today man? No. Come on set the fuck up bro
Please, John, please. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, bro.
Hearing your voice is just like it deteriorates brain cells.
What about my wrong? I'm burning my shit.
I'm burning my ultra.
Hey, what's up here?
Hey, what's going on up here, yo?
Yo, Ron, what's up?
Ron, what's up?
Joe, what's up?
What's up? What's up?
We're just assembling the captains really quick.
Why is Sina in general?
I have no god but I have.
There's Sina.
Sina, what's up?
Oh, sorry.
I didn't realize the draft calls up here.
My fault.
You're good.
So OK.
OK.
So here's the thing.
We have eight captains who have all been power
scaled based on extensive statistical analytics.
OK?
I am.
What's up, team?
OK.
What is that?
We're on oh my god.
You can't answer like that.
Deji bro, we're good bro.
We're actually good.
No, Deji was good.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, Ron, you know what?
I'm actually mad disappointed.
I want to give my team.
Bro, I'm glad you're not on my team, man.
Apparently Marla needs help.
Oh, joining.
I told him to click the link in the Discord.
He doesn't.
Hey, Jason.
Hey, it was good boys.
It's over.
Jason, what's up?
I'm going to wait till we get Marlon,
then I'm going to explain, because then we'll
have all the captains here.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
OK.
We're just missing Marlon.
Yo, look what I found, bro.
How do you power step, bro, why
you bought more fucking pretzels?
I found them.
What do you mean you found them?
So Joe, do you believe in dog?
I'm not.
Yeah, we're not doing this.
We can't do it again, bro.
We're not.
Jason, this is a R6 tournament, bro.
This is like a competitive.
Gaggy, I'm here on the game, bro.
Yeah, well, I'm quickly just updating the game.
One sec.
Oh.
Is there an update?
No, Gaggy.
How are you updating the game, bro?
How?
It says there's an update.
Don't worry.
I've got good internet.
I upgraded.
I'm 2Gig up.
I'm 2Gig down.
Come on.
Hello, guys.
You guys?
But it's up bro
That's not Marlon the fuck no one would see you
Okay, my UV soft is fucking launching no way. Yeah, that's gonna be a task
Okay
Yeah, I want Marlin's camera. Can we make sure this camera? Yeah, I'm sorry guys. Is it snake draft? Yes.
Wait, wait, we're snake draft. Bro, I can't tab out of rainbow. It doesn't even matter, you're second.
Okay
So
Do you know what a snake draft is or no?
Snake so it's like
If you have the
I got your camera zoom in your camera a little you got to see more from what you got trash all over your yo Joe
Yo, Joe, I don't want to hear it. Oh, I don't hear Joe. Oh my god Joe you're getting frame. My landing. My landing
Yo, can you all just focus on the tournament?
What's up, bro, I've got like five bin bags and
You're top three.
You're top one.
Oh, both of y'all.
Oh my god.
That's not fast food.
That's slow food.
Oh, shit.
You like that one.
You're going on.
So the tournament is a snake draft.
So that means if you get the first pick,
Deji, or like Martin for example has the first pick.
So Martin can get the best player in the circuit.
Wait, what?
But because it's a snake draft,
Marlon doesn't pick again until pick 16.
Whoa!
Wait, are you, what, what?
That's fair.
That's actually, no, that's how these tournaments
should always work.
Technically, you go one, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
eight, the last person drafts nine,
and then you go 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16,
and then Marlon would draft 16, 17.
So the calls, I get 16, 17.
God, man.
Yeah, you get two, thank you so much, Joe.
Joe, Joe, you're the best explainer in there.
Thank you so much, though.
That's what I said.
Well, no, you did just say, Marlon, you were right,
but you didn't explain why you just said
you're going to get first pick in 60.
That's why he said why.
That's why Joe's the best, though.
The reason why it's so important to do that, though,
is because, for example, stopping is so good.
There's only three pros in, and then there's
like five top champs.
OK, well, there's five champs, and then there's three pros.
If you have the luck to get a pro you should balance out by not picking again until 16 because if you have stoppin and a flat
You're not gonna lose. Do we have a draft the last available? Yeah, I won't say same. Yeah
Wait, Jixie look at your phone. What's good?
Did you ask who was the best
You're so funny. Just everybody
knows. Big shout out. You get a
haircut for this tournament. Yeah,
that's it, right? Fucking
hairline is fucking pushed back.
The pros are spoits, stomping
and Bolo. Those are the pros.
Okay. Bolo's a former pro, but
he won't work. Sorry, I don't
want to cut you off. Sorry.
There's only three pros. There's
And then five people I can explain everybody so where are the champions at?
Everybody's skill laid out. This is
So wait, hi guys for Danny add
Ca he said whatever the lowest rank is so add copper
So guys if you click player pool
Me and hi body time to find everybody's rank and hours play
Okay, yeah, yeah, this is sick
Okay, is it in general?
It's in player pool above draft called in captain. I don't know. Wow. Where is it? Wait, sorry?
What am I doing again? I'm gonna turn my cam off
Wow
You know what's so crazy wait is this the order of the draft?
Wait, you're dad has 500 hours and his and his peak is copper
I'm getting that all settled bro.
You're actually the go bro, like really good show.
What a high five.
What do you do?
Thank you.
He just found all the ranks.
He found all the ranks.
I'm not really sure where I'm clicking right now, guys.
Bar!
Get the player pool, Marla.
That was a good one.
Oh, here we go, okay.
Marla, this is gonna be a hashtag that says player pool?
Dude, it even says the hours?
Wait, Jigsney, where is the 40 people?
So yeah, so there's eight captains, eight champions,
and then there is 24 people right here in front of you,
Okay, so let me explain now for the champions just everybody knows because I didn't explain that
Stompin is a current pro. Spoit is a current pro. Bolo is a former pro world champion
Mingo is the best controller player in the world, but he's not a pro
Uzi was only was he was semi well, can we say this a little slower? I feel like I need us. Yeah, it's not the same
Please please. Love it out. Thank you. Okay. So Stompin is he won rookie of the year
He's a professional player. He's rated as the best young pro in our six right now
I'm the first pig I got the first lose everybody quiet down
Guys okay, let's continue
So, he is a current pro, one of the best mechanical players in the world, like one of the best
amateurs in the world.
Bolo is a former pro, he retired a year ago, but he won a world championship in 2023, I
believe, with TSM, Team Solomon, and Mingo is the best control player in the world.
Mingo is the best control player in the world, he's better than a lot of pros in
my opinion and if you wanted to he could be bro where do you rate yourself he was
who what is that where do you rate yourself I'm out of these champions I'm
dead last out of these players I'm dead last are you playing jimsy what do you
say Monday Mike 500 hours
I'm in the demon and though I've seen it
Oral, yes
Wait, can you say my name please?
So, awesome one, wow.
Okay, okay, okay.
So guys, look at this here.
So now, as we deal-
I explained the champions.
Okay, oh, Habez explained.
Bodo, former-
Oh, you put him in there.
Thank you for explaining.
Oh, that's perfect.
Jakesy, dot, dot, dot,
what, Habez, what the fuck is happening?
There's really nothing to do with it.
Mingo, content creator, best controller champion,
Uzi, CC champion,
played as a software at D1 Team,
Richie, CC champion, Skye, CC champion,
white current bra, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
So, just quick question, quick question,
what's CC?
What is CC champ?
Yeah
I think you're a champ
Think you're a change but these guys are very fucking good for content wait. So I have a question very
Jinxie I'm rushing let's say let's say someone doesn't want to pick up a champ
They want to pick up a player instead is that available?
I'm gonna say no because it'll just ruin the tournament
One should only be champs round one should be champs. Yeah
What's the draft order?
The draft order is in front of you. So it's Marlon first pick dead second. Why is it mood of playing?
Mooda is a sub on control. Wait, he cheats
So that's a hot topic Mooda did cheat
I'll see you cleaner and a liar
20 any lie about his arms. Yes, but does it only have 30 hours played?
No, hundreds of hours played.
Okay.
Is Richie pro because I was going to try the other day and he told me he was pro.
But is that pro?
Yeah, that's fucking crap.
He told me he was pro.
Richie's T2.
So in pro, there's three tiers.
There's T3, T2, and T1.
T1 is pro.
Richie's T2.
So he's almost pro.
Okay.
That's like, that's like, that's like, that's that T7 tier or what it was.
He's in the NBA G League.
Yeah.
Okay, I don't that's what I'm saying Joe
Like seriously Jesus
Let's talk about aliens you're right here, bro. That's my kind of topic right there
Okay, there is a lot of order in the column not gonna lie already to trap already to drop
Let's do it. Yo, can I ask why I'm seventh pick?
so
Wait, Jason, wait, last question.
Jason, have you ever been ranked in this game or no?
No, I've never been ranked in this game.
Oh, he's a cheater.
He's a cheater.
He's a liar.
Oh, I'm not even level 40.
I think you're like, uh, Joe, but Joe, here's the thing.
I don't know if being seventh is a bad thing.
No, I'm not upset yet, because then I get 10.
I'm fine with that.
I suggest you're maxing.
Sorry.
OK, guys, are you ready for that?
Are you ready to do the draft?
Yes.
OK, Marlon, you are on the clock with your first draft.
Wait, we'll pick him up.
Our first year fourth.
How much time you have on the draft?
No, rush.
Maybe one or two minutes.
One or two minutes.
That's a long time.
You know who to pick.
Why you acting like?
Do it.
Do it.
What?
Yeah, I did do it.
Shut up.
I'm gonna talk to my champ for a second.
I'm a.
Who do I draft for my first captain?
Or my first champ?
Dolphins easily gonna get picked so who do I feel like Lacey is gonna choose Richie
Lacey is gonna choose Richie. So who do I choose?
But that should be good one of them is good one of them is good
After that the current pros will be off the board and we'll be off to build up
But if you're about a draft start thinking about who you want to fish for like after chat
Think about who's gonna fall to you wait, um, where where is spoi? Which country is he from?
What is from Sweden? He's a European player and he's a current pro for Shopify rebellion, which is wait a sport
Sir living in the US. He's not sports incredibly good. Yeah incredibly good
Is it true Richie told me that stop in was in Europe right now? Yes stop is in Europe
So he's gonna be on like
Same what
Go ahead, go ahead.
Who is your choice?
Keep in mind, listen to an EU ping, bro.
Stop, it's going to be EU ping.
I've heard it, so EU ping, that's about 200 ping.
I know, that's the shall be on two.
No, it's like 80, it's like 80.
It's like the end of that.
So, OK.
Listen, this is a very hard choice.
There's clearly two topics here.
It could be stopping or spoiling, you know what I'm saying?
Yo, Deggie, make that facial one more time,
and I'll call him.
I'll call him.
I like you.
I listen to you.
What do you want to take, dude?
I got to go with my Swedish brothers point.
Okay, good.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
I have to go.
It's a great pick.
Great pick.
Great pick.
I love this boy.
I love this boy.
He asked me.
That's smart.
That's bad picks.
Bad picks.
Who is your bad pick?
Let's work.
Let's work, boy.
Let's work.
You know what?
I'm cool.
Yeah, cool.
What?
What do you mean you're cool?
Wow.
What?
What do you mean you're cool?
All right, sorry, I did you get kimchi
The great big place you put a sock in it
All right, so it's between two people all right, I've got stomping and then I've got jinxie
Yeah, it's eating me right now.
I picked Stumpin'.
Hey!
Okay.
All right.
Two really good players.
Nice.
You might get his first ever tournament win today.
I'm not kidding.
Okay.
Holy fucking place, dude.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
You're on the clock.
You're on the clock, Sierra.
Oh, I already know.
I'm picking Bolo.
Okay.
Okay.
Bolo.
This is good.
This is my...
Bolo.
I'm on the clock.
I'll be back.
Lacey, you're on the clock.
You know, Bolo in UK means like, witch, like, strong.
Hula.
Yeah, because he's got a character.
Fucking ballot.
Shut up.
You got to whoop your ass.
That's what he's about to do.
Cool.
Remember, I'm buzzing you fight, yeah?
Watch.
Jinxie, how much worse are you than the second worst champion here?
Okay.
Between me, okay.
Chet.
Mingo, Jinxie, Uzi, or, he's going to choose Richie.
Who's better?
or Mingo.
But like also think about the vibes,
because Mingo and I have played before.
My chat's saying Ludwig's a good first pick here.
Ludwig's level zero.
Son.
He's only level zero because there's a lot of stuff.
I'm on the board, right?
You're on the clock.
So I'm debating on if I want to win
or if I want to have fun.
I think it's going to be great for people.
Vibes, Vibes.
I'm between Mingo and Jinxie right now.
Please, God, don't play with me, Lacey, please.
Lacey, I'm the worst.
Can I choose Richie or no?
Lacey, please, God, it'll ruin the tournament, bro.
How will it ruin the tournament?
Sell your shit.
OK, it won't ruin the tournament.
It'll just ruin the tournament for me and you,
Lacey, because we'll lose in the first round.
I'm just kidding.
No, I think it would ruin the tournament if like Marlin
picks you and ruin the tournament.
But like, what the fuck, though?
Yeah, I know Marlon.
Marlon, I'm not trying to be that guy, brother.
I watched you play last tourney, and it was.
It wasn't that bad.
It looked like you'd never touch a controller in your game.
You were staring at the ground.
No, I was not.
OK, OK, OK.
So if somebody rolled a clip, I mean, that was terrible.
It only makes sense, bro, like Jake's, bro.
You're so good, bro.
Then I'm going to have to choose Uzi, bro.
I'm going to choose Uzi, bro.
I'm going to choose Uzi.
Okay, actually a good pick.
Wow, okay.
I'm going to choose Uzi.
I'm going to choose Uzi.
Actually a good pick.
This is my exact luck.
Who do I?
Jason, you have three options.
Do you have Richie?
Is he two?
Okay.
Richie, unbiasedly is probably the best player on the board.
Then Skye, I'm going to go.
I'm going to go Richie.
I'm going to go Richie.
I'm going to go Richie.
Make it quick.
Let's go.
All right.
Joe.
Go ahead, Joe.
Joe, either me or Skye.
Who do you want to pick?
You know, I walked in, I walked into the call,
I was the third person in here and I heard Jinxie kind of,
you know, playing out a plan to moist on who he should pick.
And Jinxie wants to be on moist team here.
And you know, I don't want to ruin that vibe,
so I will pick Skye.
And I also have some chemistry with Skye as well.
Let's fucking go.
Okay, I like it.
What a hero.
Thank you guys, thank you.
Holy fields is horrible.
Okay, well, Moist, you basically will have a pick
because I'm the last one, I guess.
What?
Love that, the ugly duck, baby, let's get it.
Yes, that's you pick the first player.
Leave it, leave it.
It's the first player, too.
Who do you want as the first player, Moist?
Oh, you know I got to run it back with Timmy for sure.
Yes!
Oh, my god.
OK, this is really good.
This is really good.
That's broken.
Moist, I love you.
That's a great snake, Jeff.
Wait, that's broken.
OK, this is really fucking good.
Our team is well-rounded.
OK, we have a gold up lap and then me,
but I am the worst champ.
Okay, Joe, you're on the clock, Joe.
Joe, I heard E-Rolls pretty good.
I heard Mike's pretty good too.
I heard Mike's pretty good too.
Okay, so I have one question.
How good is Sylvie?
I'm seeing 1,800 hours.
So I have no idea.
I have no idea.
I just know 1,800 hours peaked Emerald.
Now, what is Emerald?
And now, I don't know,
like she could have had like a 0.7 KD or something.
So let me actually ask.
Let me ask real quick.
OK, see, here's the problem.
In my mind, I'm going to talk this out.
1,800 hours peaked Emerald.
Emerald's above flat, right?
Yes.
Emerald's the third highest rank in the game.
Third highest rank, but Squishy is 120 hours
and is already flat.
Oh, wow.
Kind of not.
So if I was you, Joe, and I'm going to say this
and be honest, I would go with Squishy.
I think that's what I'm thinking.
I think that's what I'm thinking.
I ironically am building the same doom squad I had for Valorant.
This is siege, this is siege. I'm going to pick squishy.
I'm asking Sylvie though. XQC is playing by the way, he is awake, he peaked gold.
Okay, I gotta go with Senna's twin Yugi 2x.
That's the worst pick.
That's the worst pick of all time.
Who do I pick here? Who do I pick?
Who's the best player? I think it literally might be XQC.
I'm not even kidding.
Okay, when Sylvie hit Emerald, 0.9 KD.
Keep that out of the mind.
0.9 KD.
So call it Platt, realistically.
Yeah.
Glad you asked.
see her I mean I like it's but still good so you g you g being a 11th pick
overall
I'm trying to think here who's the best player pick take your time
Take your time. Maybe maybe definite after chat after chat. Yeah, what do you actually think here genuinely Aiden?
I don't really know. RQ's pretty good Danny dog shit. E-Rob dog shit. I don't know him case. I don't know
I mean he's 50 hours. I don't know pilot no
XQC is like a good safe pick
Because I mean at least he knows how to shoot a gun and the XQC so I think it's safe. No
I think it's safe
Yeah. Right. Cause didn't they
get disqualified? No, R.T. is
good. Yeah. No, they got DQ.
Yeah. Nice try. Nice try. Honestly,
R.T. is pretty good, but honestly,
I'm just gonna pick because I know
he's gonna try as hard as to win
bro. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm
gonna choose XQC. I'm gonna choose
XQC. Yeah. Great shout. Great
shout. Your team's good bro.
Wow. Great shout. Actually, it's
all the team. There's not a
single team in here that's like
So this is a really good sign.
There's teams with just one person on it right now. It's just started
That's good, that's good.
That's solid.
Fuck you!
Why are you typing?
Wait, are those swords real?
Bro, the only reason I chose XQC Chat is because he's gonna want to win.
I know how he is and bro, chemistry is way better than like skill with randomness.
No, I know, I'm just, I'm a rookie, I've played with XQC, I've played with...
So it's very easy for us to class what is what is Sylvie's
Experience on a game exactly like how good would you say 1800 hours played peaked emerald with a zero point nine six killed that ratio
So like a really good plat or a really bad emerald one of the other I'd have to see the game
But a lot of hours
Who's next who do I pick next she
played zero point nine six Katie and see the only it
I'm going to have to choose.
Ozy, bro.
Dude.
See?
I'm out of Dixie.
Wait, did Lacey pick someone?
No, I'm debating.
Yes, yes.
No, Nick, we don't go all day, bro.
Come on, Lacey.
I think I think I think I'm gonna go don't do you Rob Rao it's not a good
pick you Rob is actually not a bad I think I'm gonna go with with with
With William. Oh my god. I wanted will Jim
Bro, I was nothing
A thousand hours, you just can't like you can't beat that game sense. I'm well my cats 500 hours nice shit
Okay, he's a rough pro he's a rough pro. He's like a rough creator. He's like one of the best rough youtubers. Wait, at least you've been sorry
He picked well Jim will uh, so you're up. Good pick. Okay. Can I can I give her like two seconds to watch out? Yes. Yes
Wait, what pick is this?
Uncle this is the second round and this is I believe the
Yeah, okay. Okay. Who's like the real next pick right now?
Like bro, I don't even know what have eyes. Yo, how do we know like on this list?
can I see which ones are not picked and who is picked?
I don't remember.
It's literally right there.
It's at the discord.
Well, the names picked are already assigned to the team.
Yeah.
It is.
Ola, Daji, Ola-Wale, Ola-Tundee, Daniel, Ola-Tundee.
Do you know who you're picking next?
Yay!
Yeah.
Yeah.
That was a good one.
That was a good one.
Yeah, that was a good one.
Yeah, that was a good one.
He's pretty good.
He's pretty good.
He's good.
Yeah, I actually like that.
That's good.
Can I get Sylvie, please?
Yes.
Thank you. Okay. Um, all right. So,
edge, edge, edge. You want this.
E-Rub is really good. I recommend it.
Moist. I just realized you don't pick again.
E-Rub plays a lot. He's really good.
He loves it. Wait. Wait, 100.
I see the light bulb. I see the light bulb.
Okay, okay, you're up by the way, okay, I'm thinking I've got to do it.
I'm picking on key.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's a good pick.
That's a good pick.
I can't lie.
I think he's cold.
That's made big.
All right.
Next.
Wait, really?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
next
It's me right I so I got two pigs now
You get back to back next yes, sir back to my pigs. Okay. All right. Give me a third things
Wait, why it's two pigs. Oh, no. It's a yeah
Well, Marlon gets last pick of the draft
Yes
No, he's gonna get Monday Mike
There's no way Monday Mike goes last
I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready.
I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready.
I'm ready. Okay. Okay. I'm going to go since I have two picks.
I'm going to go with Rath and Aiden. Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Marlin might win a tournament. Oh, my god.
Yeah. You might actually. Marlin's not going to win it, bro. Fuck off, man. Oh, my
You're back. You're back on the on the pics.
Dadgy, I think you go my daddy or dadgy, what they like.
Whoa!
Yeah, yeah.
Here's the thing with your dadgy.
He was the most hours on the board.
He was completing, right?
I kept doing the exact same thing.
He kept completing about it.
Um, I, I, I, I, oh.
So look, so Danny's my boy.
I, I love Danny.
I love Danny to bits.
Yeah.
But I know what I'm asking him.
I said you would pick Danny.
Remember, that's what you said.
You would pick Danny.
That's what she said.
All right.
Good girl.
I'm picking Vodan.
Oh, you were last.
Oh, you're coming last.
Yeah, you're OK.
Wait, wait, wait.
Interesting, interesting.
That was a nice one.
Yeah, that was.
We're looking at like a whole board of unranked players
And then Monday and Mike.
Can I explain my dad really quick?
Can I explain?
OK, my dad has been playing this game somewhat frequently
for like six years.
So he has a lot of hours.
Six years?
But he's my dad.
And he's on console, and he's on controller,
and he's also, you know, he's in his 50s.
So his reaction time is not great.
But he actually understands a decent bit about the game.
He's probably not the worst player here.
But then again, Deji, did he get
to kill when he was on your team?
No, he wait jakesy to be fair. He did run right at me and die like three times
I coach him I said you gotta stop moving around so much and he knows so now he's gonna play better this time
But yeah, I don't know. I it wasn't the 500 hours that made him
If you start losing his mental is done I gotta do someone like who do I do here bro like who do I actually do here?
I'm going with I I think case on
That's a good pick. That's a good case on was naturally pretty good. Yes. Yeah, fuck game sense, bro. He's not good game sense. All right
Senator team actually looks pretty solid. All right, Lisa. You're not bad. Case on play. Why do I?
God God God God. Oh, yeah, like a lot of coffee. Yeah, but I
I'm not even kidding and he's so
Ironically, do I go you over here? I
think
Like, on Ironically, do I go E-Rubb here?
I'm gonna go... I'm gonna... I'm gonna go with Pilot.
Okay.
Bro, I gotta really think, so give me like a minute. Give me one minute.
You're good to hear.
Chad, who do I do here? Like, actually, who do I do here?
Who's my best bet? I'm not going sketch. I'm not going sketch.
I would rather go E-Rubb than sketch.
Like...
I don't know, like, guys, who do you think?
Is Yusuf good?
I mean this is like fuck either way.
Steak, sketches, dog shit, Riley's, Russell, Max, or Redify.
Yeah, I mean Redify I could do.
Do I do Redify here?
Like how is Redify in here? Do I do Redify?
Is Redify better than E-Rob?
Yes or no?
What if Redify calls you a bad worst son?
Yo, help me.
I actually need to figure this out.
You want to talk about it?
Hey, this is gonna be my fucking dump for bro.
Shut the fuck up.
Why should I shut the fuck up?
Fuck you!
Shut the fuck up!
Shut the fuck up!
Shut the fuck up!
Shut the fuck up!
Shut the fuck up!
I got a thing here.
Oh, Rob?
Rob, what's this?
Rob, are they running?
Okay.
That's his third?
Okay, okay.
I'm in between Red and E-Rob here.
The thing is, E-Rob is just, ugh.
Yeah.
High-fives, do we have any status report on E-Rob's hours playing at P-Tikes?
Can I, can I, can I know that real quick?
He said he has around 50 hours that's even less than me Jesus Christ
Marlin you Marlin you're 50 hours in rainbows
I think I'm gonna choose I think I'm gonna choose because I want to I want a chance at winning and I feel like if he rubs on my team
It's just fucking it's it's not good looks
And I know Jason's gonna want him so I'm gonna choose redify
Something like some shit Jason you're on the clock
Redifies at least a rage gamer right if he get mad he says words and he tries hard and honestly
I wouldn't be surprised if you cheat so we have an upper advantage
Dude, oh my god, I don't know. I don't know. This is really this is where legends are made
Whoa, this is a bad boys. I'm gonna text you something really quick. Okay, moist. Yeah. Yeah, okay. This is kind of important moist, bro
What's up, dude? How's it going, brother? Oh my god? You have so much aura, bro
That's super sweet of you to say dude. I watch your YouTube videos man when I go to bed some times
Hey, hope I give you those nice sweet dreams, brother.
It does, yeah, it's good stuff.
Love to hear that, man.
That's not dick riding, bro.
That's a little more.
It's okay to give me all my dick.
I got my dick, I got my dick, I got my dick.
Okay.
Listen.
Another sleeper pickin' dress.
Son.
Okay.
Another sleeper dick.
Okay.
Everyone's been sleeping in him, but I won't be the one sleeping in.
Monday night.
Nope.
I
Let's go. All right, Joe. It's pretty obvious. Just get a lot of weight bro. I pick sketch
Joe that's literally I'm gonna say it now I that's what I texted moist to get to get sketch because he slipped on
I told you
Yeah, let's keep going, Joe. Let's keep going.
Hey, that's a leader right there. That's a leader.
Because, OK, Sketch is not good at any games,
but he's actually decent at R6.
He's decent at R6.
Hey, I read console gold.
Yeah.
Got to be.
Got to be a tech.
All right, Moist.
You basically have back-to-back picks here, Moist.
It's kind of...
I can give you a little background on everybody here.
Danny, I don't know much about.
He played years ago, and he said he's the lowest.
Yeah, who's my last pick?
But it's over. Kingsman literally downloaded the game this week, Ludwig downloaded the game today, my dad would be kind of fun to play with, I'm not going to lie.
I was thinking of IDO.
Yeah, Russell, I don't know much about his silver though, Riley kind of wins a lot of my tournaments, really good teammate in Newt to the game.
Stake downloaded the game this week and Yusuf is bad at literally every game on the planet.
Awesome, awesome, alright, so we have the All Stars.
He's so chomp.
Yes.
Wait, who did you pick? Oh, did he not pick yet?
I'm gonna lock in Kingsman Kingsman's a he's an animal in games in general. I bet he's got it
I bet he's got it. Okay, and moist you have one more bit one more bit. It's whatever you want
Look, let's bring let's bring one big Mike in here
Both fathers on duo
Okay
We're the first team that is completed.
Joe, you're on the clock now.
And we're rounding out the team.
You know, he's got some lower reaction time.
He's in his 30s now.
But he just won a tournament coming off a win.
I think I'm going to go Ludwig.
Oh no.
Absolute horrible pick time.
Oh no.
Joe, that's a horrible pick.
Zero hours.
Zero hours.
But he's a smart man.
Oh no.
No, what do I do?
I think all of these picks now are pretty bad.
So.
Yes.
OK.
Jason, you're on the clock.
I don't know, Trevor.
This is where you got to dig deep in your bag here.
You got to dig deep in your bag.
The first one.
Yeah, what the fuck is my pick?
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm just wondering.
Martin, you get the last pick because you have to
just pick your last pick.
Oh my god, I get the bottom of the barrel.
OK, Martin, I'm going to be honest.
Your last pick might be better than you.
Probably will be better than you.
Martin, bro.
I'm being dead ass.
Okay, I'm going for Max team chemistry I'm going Russell here
We got a guy squad here
My honestly, I'm not gonna be what what might be the worst human
Good but
All right, honestly 50 subs
Do I think I have to choose him because I've played games with him before and it's just super easy
So like you know understand he's pretty smart
Not choosing fucking use of snow that's not happening
I'm choosing Riley Riley. Okay. I will say this Riley's literally won like two of
So he's a great team. He's a sneaky golem, bro. He's a sneaky golem. Yeah, it's not bad
One two of my tournaments. Okay. Next up we got
Lacey, Lacey your own boss. Someone's gonna end up with you, Sif.
And he moved out. Wait, what? He's not even on a fucking board, idiot.
Lacey, he's not in the board, bro. What are you saying?
The fuck?
Does Janky Rondo play RC? He peeks over. He peeks over. So he has some reps.
XQC DM me Riley Riley Riley Riley
XQC wants to win that's give me Jackie Rondo
no I know XQC really does want to win that's why I picked him telling you
now the thing is if Jackie Rondo peaked at like it depends on his console silver
and he's literally gonna play on console it's chopped PC it's good wait what
surprise oh my was in this fucking this year it's too late you already packed
The last round it doesn't really matter that much pretty smart. Yeah
Yes, not choosing fucking use of snow that's not happening
Yes, oh my god, Joe. Wow. Joe. What was it? Oh my god. Wow. That's oh, I know what that is me. Let me see
Let me get a good look
Wait, wait. Oh my god. I know that's the good red. That's the good bread. That's the good bread. Yep
Yep, yep, did you get any snacks to go with it?
Did you get any snacks to go with it?
You have to get a snack or a Gatorade to go with it, right?
We have to win.
I got a coffee.
Oh, a coffee type of guy, got you.
Okay.
Black coffee, Joe, black.
Last time I went to Wawa and cherry had like a food poison.
What's a latte, such a sprout?
Yo, hey, Fata says, we don't care.
Who's the next pig, Uncle?
Fata says, Fata says, Fata says, Fata says, Fata says.
It said it, said it, said it.
Yes.
You sip steak or banny?
Fuck, I have steak and you sip of my cherry
now begging to get picked.
Nobody wants to be on your team.
It's a fucking bull.
Yousif says, Rod, we're going to fucking clear you.
I'm letting you know right now, Bull is going to own you.
This plot is disgusting.
It's like, Yousif said he has 20 hours.
Is that true?
I'm picking steak if I'm yanking.
Yeah, he probably does that 20 hours.
He played a couple of years ago for a little bit.
He probably does.
Yeah, but I mean, but Steak said he just downloaded
the game, right?
He hasn't played at all.
Yeah, Steak downloaded the game, like, literally
four days ago for the tournament.
Yeah, and he probably practiced.
Yeah, that is our squad staff.
I thought it was not that bad.
Stake downloaded the game four days ago.
I don't think it's that bad.
Stake plays keyboard games, and he plays PC,
and he's a gamer.
He's a gamer.
Keyboard games, Roblox.
Roblox, let's keep in mind.
I mean.
Stake plays Roblox.
Stake, do you play shooters at all?
Stake, do you play Roblox Phantom Forces?
Is Stake in the stream?
We're asking what?
We're asking if he plays FPS shooters in Roblox.
He's in my chat.
He does say he plays shooters.
He plays Roblox rivals. I'm gonna off myself. All right, fuck it. Sorry you sip on picket steak
Holy fuck, that's a bad pig now. It's Danny Aaron's or
I'm picking the the one that makes the most sense no offense Danny. Sorry. I'm picking you
Last thing that's left to do before you guys break off into your team calls. Hi guys is gonna randomize the bracket seven times
Single Elim best of one every games up to seven the finals is best of three. Oh my oh god
Wait is high-vives uh sharing a screen
High-vives put me against wait
Rochelle what's he do I want to go against who's she do I want to go against I want to go against Jason's team
High-vives as long as we're not up against Tom and Brad
I don't care, he's not stopping, not spoiling.
Wait, wait, are you sure?
Are you sure we should do just best?
Honestly, I'm happy we done it.
I'm not gonna lie, I'm happy we done it.
Wait, it's best of what?
Yeah, it's best of what?
Best of one, first of what?
First of what?
First of everything?
First of everything?
I need this so bad, I need this so bad.
All right, guys, this is live.
Watch the screen share.
All right, mine, please, bro.
Okay.
All right, ready?
seven times please, please.
We're sitting on you, I'm sitting on you.
All right, six, seven, seven, oh no.
Sign.
Sign.
Sign.
Sign.
Sign.
Sign.
Sign.
Sign.
Sign.
Sign.
Sign.
Sign.
Sign.
Sign.
Sign.
Sign.
Sign.
Sign.
I am
Okay, so you guys will have admins in all of your games that can pause the game
There will be like crashes whatever like outs
But
For pro players listening each team has one timeout if anything happens you can call a timeout that timeout 60 seconds
I will invite everyone to the
lobby. So I'll go game by game.
And then everyone will play at
once. And you're sure you want to
do a best of one. You don't want
to do the best of three or the
best of one. It's kind of up to
y'all and what time. I'm not
going to listen to the best of
three is going to take our
role playing at the same time.
No, as long as nobody lollygags
best of. I'm not going to lie.
I'm not going to lie. I'm not
going to lie. I'm not going to
I'm not going to go. I'm not
going to go. What is a lolly
gaggy? What is that? Here's
the thing about lolly gagging
just means like I'm not
explain it. It's like it's
not the thing about that's
what you're like. Let's say
we're dallying dilly dallying
yeah or pitter pattering or
I got it. I understand. Oh
like little because Joe says
it. Oh, what? Oh, I'm
If we do best of threes and you 2-0 a team but then you're waiting on a team's game to finish you couldn't have waiting for an hour
That's the reality of best whoa. It's yeah, yeah, and then it the best of three if it goes best of three and everybody's just waiting forever
It's gonna be like an hour and a half match
Yeah, yeah, I think we just do best of one
If we did best of three we could do lower rounds like first and five
It's really been a lose
Yeah, best of three first of mine. Let's do that
But if people if people crash though, then we're stuck
That's what happened the last time
Yeah
I'm gonna go somewhere Sinna. Yeah, like
No, no, I don't have to leave I can do it ever but I the last time we did this did we wait like five hours?
the last time we did it is
because we did one game at a
time now we're going.
We're doing all at once.
Oh my god.
So I like Joe's idea.
I've done.
Hi guys what do you think best
of three out to five game or
best of set or best of one up
to seven.
I think.
Best of one up to seven.
I think that's the one up to
seven.
How about you.
That's the one up to seven and then finally that's a three.
Yeah, I think that's fair.
All right, let's do it.
All right.
All right.
All right.
Good to hear.
Good to hear.
Hello?
Hello?
Bro, hello?
Hello?
Are we locked or no?
Uzi, why?
I'm locked.
Uzi, why do I speak?
Yo, listen, listen, listen, listen.
I got some explanation.
Bro, I thought you, I thought, I thought you were better.
Are you better than Mingo?
Are you better than Mingo?
Bro, he's like a roller player now.
Yes.
Oh my god, I got a pee I got a pee bro. I like this. I like this. I like this talk to my chat
That's who we just get seven node so by just get seven node
So what do you do mr. Red
No, bro, I do I don't do anything you just be like chairman. Yeah, I should be streaming
I don't know if I'm gonna be good.
No, that's good. That's good. That's good.
Yeah! I'm not dead! I'm surrounded!
Finally!
Finally!
We're definitely gonna get first-rounded.
Finally!
Hello?
Who's on Mingo's team?
I don't know.
Okay.
It's Mingo, Lacy, Janky, Pilot, and Willjum.
I'm not dead.
I'm not dead.
Janky pilot and will jump
Janky it is that to you. I don't know red come on right here tonight, but I need you because like the only good one
No, right. You're my sleeper pick. Are you good?
I'm like pretty good with aim. Okay. I don't know. I don't know like the message. No, yo, yo
You see what's good brother?
Yo, so guys
You ready? Okay, listen, listen
When it's time for comms, I want to hear crickets and then I want to hear Aussie
Yes, and you give us some missions. Yes, you're picking this you're doing that everybody's fucking quiet. We have a mission
I love this energy. No, I can't like that. I can lock in like that. Yeah, no, you have to otherwise
You're you're not good at the game. Ouzi. I don't want to get first-rounded. Please
We're not gonna lose a mingo. We're not gonna lose a mingo. Okay. He's a roller-player. You put your hands on his thumbs
Like I'm gonna like just set you on a spot and then you guys just shoot look at that like we're better shooters
Like I don't guys you don't need to do any crazy. That's why I think so guys let me break down my analysis here, right?
I think you're one of the best pros easily
Riley Riley's just a good vibes. He's good, bro. He knows how to use his brain Riley your mic's not working
I don't know if you're trying. Oh, sorry. I wasn't talking. Okay
There you go. Good vibes though XQC XQC has passion, bro
I know he wants to win. He just wants to win. He doesn't care about this. He just wants to win, bro
He's a winner at heart. You know what I'm saying shit ratified ratifies an angry gamer
Right, you don't want to get him too angry because you know, no very angry game
Yeah, you don't know what he's gonna say, but bro
I think he's good at shooting in real life. So the private good at shooting in that was it last time
Well, whatever we're sniping as a deal do fine cyber. So you said do all don't call many names
Yeah, he's gonna pop your house. Yep. Easy. Yeah
easy. Riley. Riley. You're just so good vibes. Riley. Love you. Thank you. Well, thank you.
Appreciate that. Holy, you're a sneaky. Wait, wait, run. Have you ever have you ever won
any of these tournaments? No, I get first round every time. Wait, really? Yeah. My game
I had to restart because I don't and I cheat it. We do a lot of that. We got to change
at this time bro holy sneaky golem let's do this shit man let's fuck ready to shit how
do we play wait do we play first yeah we all play I think hi-fives is how some hobbies
XQC, bro. I really trust you. What I really trust you today
That ass, okay, please look in
Got it
Got it
I didn't play a lot of games. I know that's right. I know this is exactly what I mean
Pull me out of this
Yo, yo, Ozzy, Ozzy, come on bro, we gotta get started.
What up, what up, what up?
Yeah, I want you to think about the game more simply.
Like if you were-
No, no, no, I'm not going to over complicate it.
Let's say you were silver,
and what would make it hard for you to push
as a newer player,
and that's what we're going to do against them, right?
Okay, okay.
And then we double up on their good player,
and we put a bunch of push on the ground.
fucking toys on the ground cops fucking tracks whatever the fuck all the
numbers are gonna fall for this and don't worry don't worry don't worry bro don't
stress it don't stress it will be locked up we like I'm I'm stressed out
I'm sorry no we're better bro we're better bro we're like FPS phenomenon here
because last night Ricky I had Ricky on my team and he wasn't leaving us with
that guy's also a roller player too so I just roller players like our shit
something I mean like game with their thumbs yeah if you aim with your thumb
you're a bitch ass actually actually good take good take that's actually good
take really good take what was he are you are you are you mouse yep yes oh my
god we won I'm not even kidding and then and then Riley bro you're sneaky
Golem bro
Dude it's okay bro, it's okay. Yo Riley is the sliver picker actually good
Riley is a third pick
Like that's like drafting fucking
First big yeah, we respect the king bro chill chill. That's the king. Oh, that's like that's like drafting
Pippins, okay, now you got me. Oh, yeah, you can't disrespect LeBron like no, that's like there's a shredding it um
You know what I'm gonna say. No, I'm gonna say
I'm a mute that that's what you need a D for Luca
What?
Excuse me. Do you watch basketball at all?
Oh
Yeah
Lakers
Who's on the Lakers right now LeBron James brawny James. Oh my god. Um
15
Austin Reeves good pics good pics. I know I know the boys
Buddy buddy, I went there your larps larps are whoring right now, bro
I went I would bury the court side with this much on the ground. Okay, now do the thing
I
Smell LeBron
You didn't get that close to the came you actually get the smell LeBron swear to yes. Yes. Yes
Yes, yes, that's cap you're a say it say will I he it was on TV
I don't use that word because it's disrespectful if I'm not a believer they map it in okay fair takes
But don't ever disrespect saying that you smelled the king if you never smelled him
Take all the time you need
Wait, so what do you think?
Yeah, I should do if you would have said right oh
That's gonna ask you see what he thinks that Jake Lorreza
washed
Wash you think you're never good J.R. Smith's still playing on the Lakers
I think that Jammara is the most
That Jammara
If Jammara didn't hurt his ACL, he would be top 10 on that
You were there court size when the man threw the ball
And you can just feel like he is basketball. I was
I was celebrating his birthday and I celebrated his birthday.
I was celebrating your life so I celebrated.
I felt for the ball in his head and I could feel a trap in the air.
I celebrated him.
I was celebrating a happy birthday to LeBron.
No, I was. I said I'm addressing him.
I was the first one. I said it instantly.
I counted down.
Yeah, I'm not in the game. What are we doing now?
I guess we're talking about the king right? What? We're talking about the king. This is good to us.
Yo, sir, we playing? We're confused. I don't know.
I think we have to wait for an admin to join or something. We need like a host guy.
I was looking for a job.
Ho ho ho ho! Yo!
He thinks he's getting added by a crazy name right now.
Well, how do you, how do you, um...
Like train?
You gotta run in circles with a gun get it like black ops to reference
It's like train like trains on law firm lock lock so hard cap. I can name every single black ops to zombies that right now
That's all my head
Really? Okay transit town farm. Then you have buried origins mob of the dead
die rise and
Buried origins mob of the dead die right. That's all what I die. I've been tracking. That's well. That's black ops 3
That's B.O.3.
Oh, and Nuke Town.
I was just testing your skills.
I forgot Nuke Town.
How about the grief modes?
Do you know which map does all the grief modes?
It's Town and Form.
But it's not, no, not Town, not Town, not Town, not Town.
And the one in transit, the first mystery box spot.
Bang!
You're missing one.
Yeah, you mean Buzz Depot, but you're missing another one.
Oh, buried.
I love that one.
I'm not gonna lie.
I don't know the last one.
Oh, there is one more.
Yeah, you are missing one.
Alright guys, I'm going to play this in my mechanics a little bit.
I don't care.
Wait, I have a question. Is it worth playing Snake Uzi or no?
Oh yeah, that's a good pick.
Can you tell us what to play the whole game?
Yeah, but for the most part everybody can shoot.
In comparison to that stack, everybody can shoot here.
That's the most important thing.
Uzi, who would even compare yourself to a basketball player?
Bang how do you fucking know
Let me ask our shit
Was they
No, no, but what is single about the game though about the one
Yo, they're saying mellow. No, not bad. Oh, no. Oh no
Ball yes, everybody say yeah, what do you say? No, what I said the thing about
About Luca Duncan, you know because I feel like Luca's better
Yeah, exactly. That's what I meant. Oh, I know you're saying the opposite wait fuck. No, what's that's all I was saying
That's why I said no, but Luca's like a fucking top five pick
I met Luca and real right, bro. They they rob them blind like what Luca Tim, bro. He's such a good player
The Lakers are doing pretty good without him right now.
Lakers in 5.
Yeah, but if they do good without him, what will they do with him?
I don't know, if he took 25 shots it doesn't hit any of them, it's not helping them too
much.
You met someone?
Yeah, you know that edit or no?
No?
I don't know that edit.
Yeah, we're ready.
The best player in the league is Jokic.
Jokic?
Yes.
I think that too, actually.
that too actually but and it's not even bad small margin it's by a pretty
significant margin now the biggest I think the best player right now is
brownies dad just keep it a buck I I agree with that one or or or shy yeah
it's a good take shea shy large blarps of horror wait I have a question is
Wendy injured or she playing yeah she had a concussion in this in game in
game 2 we got to talk about it.
They said you might be back next game.
I don't know how serious it is.
I mean, I like the report like I think it was game day
decision or something.
Cooper flag.
Oh my god.
He didn't make it to the playoffs, right?
Dude, I saw that.
I mean, it's not CT, but it could be.
City is one of its repeated blows to the head.
It's not like just one scrunchie city.
But if you do play too early and you get big brain wobble
when it's not like healed or whatever, then yeah.
I mean, that that causes further damage.
and that might be easy to do, c'mon bro.
LARP LARP SOHOR, bro.
You don't know anything about CTE.
Okay, well I do know you can play football.
Well I used to play hockey, bro.
I've got three concussions.
Okay.
Uh huh, I think I got it.
That makes sense actually.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you got to act like it.
That makes sense.
I don't get it.
Maybe he has CTE.
Can we play, bro?
Like, what's the, what's the way?
Yeah, what's the hold up?
Like, like, yo, CTE.
Bitch, yes.
What's the hold up?
Yo, chill, dude.
If the brawn wins another ring, I'm gonna go naked in Times Square run around in excitement.
You will win a ring.
I will be courtside when it happens and I will see him and I'll be on TV.
Oh my god, you wanna go together?
Oh, you can afford it.
Let's get to work.
Dude, I'm gonna take a gambling deal, bro.
I don't worry.
I'll be up there.
How much do you think it is, courtside?
I
Know like the flight range of from the from the back
If you're if you're at the at the bucket, right, it's not that much
It's really not much right as you progress towards the middle. Yeah, it's like you didn't like me
12th ever to at the bucket
They're there for brawni's debut
I really did they say well. Yeah, I was in this I was in a card
Me me and now but now though we used to play
It's it always to see lock lock lock up so I say stable or no lock lock lock so it's no
Yeah, it is a roll now though. Oh, no, of course. I know brawny James
Ronald we used to play Daisy together, but you don't know about that game. Yeah, I know shut the fuck up
We used to play me and him we used to play car all the time
Yeah, I was there for that clip and then you were oh, yes
I was there and then and then you said yo, do you
You're nobody
What is shoot began?
That
Yo, holy shit man same shirt shut up
They run what aspect ratio you I'm currently on I
Don't know oh auto some display to God change it a 4 3 C if you like it
This is good to change before I play
You can get used to it's it's kind of better to me at least
I'll fix my delay.
What are you doing with this
way?
16-10.
It's like not too stressed.
I don't think nobody should do stretch right before a game.
I'll do the 16-10.
You know what?
You know what
No, you want me to go stretch?
No, I'm curious. I'll stretch you, pal.
Okay, I don't know what color it is.
Look over, we're playing chisel.
I don't know where you're playing.
Should I play this 4 or 6 and 10?
Is that a 6-7?
4-3?
Nah, 16-10.
Trust.
You're not gonna be the king son
bro like oh that's cool like this is not being performative like you were like
you were bitches or maybe I just know cuz I'm not a lark lark so whore yeah
yeah okay just just be quiet man we're sitting that way hard enough for you
wait 60 Hertz are we gonna ask wait so check wait we plan on playing or do we
What do we do during a couple games I think it's just like AFK
Yeah, I'm confused if like five minutes. Are we playing or NAR?
Aspect ratio
1610 1629
Drop on me if you're waiting for 1629
No Q, I have a question, bro.
What's up?
Do you love me?
Is this 16-10 chat?
Damn, bro, that hurt.
No Q, do you love me, bro?
Yeah, I love you, bro.
Show me how good you are.
Chat what do we do are we playing them come back to the keys now?
They'll be doing one game at a time
How good is that?
They're like I think they need to start them one at a time because you'd like
Something about like an admin for timeouts think they might need like an admin to get the game started or something
Yeah, they're gonna happen. I think it's like
kind of snake not good i feel like he's pretty nice
well i really like his pistol anyone else
dude if i go if i go full speed i think there's gonna be a crack on the head
I
I'd kiss my pants. What is that? Oh my god, my goodness my game is like 10 times more easy to play
That's 16 10
My smell so much at that cycle
I answered
Roll the game is like
If you don't remember this minute, I feel like I'm on Vulcan's you mean stable across my game
Hey, James, you ready to play?
I was curious I didn't know if we need to call you or something that we started
Wait no way clicks one game to chat chat am I gonna put it say well ah he I think it's applying my
reason as much as yo shit oh my god the game is supposed to be the public is it's team 10
wait wait game to how many points to see above oh my god I think I'm in the game I'm him
brother I am the soldier oh my god oh my god I'm not kidding
I think I'm cheating
brother the spirit of murder this fucking don't go over me no you're on
60 Hertz this whole time you fucking burger
I
Mentoring first final
Yeah, you didn't ever win an FMCS no
You didn't give overwatch how to motherly that you could compete no I would want you you know what
If you win at four nights in the unit everything else it's a trade-off. It's a sign the devil's
contract are you on about me stand on
you watch the plate overwatch recently he's ass I got it I got it because you
were carried by a non-cheater and you got carried by a fucking gorilla bro
Shut your bitch ass up
Well, I'm just like the truth and you got that so whoa
All right, this is where we plug in the Kronos Kequa
Guys guys, but well, I swear. I don't know. I don't know how they even got my mailing address
But did it I got I got a package. It was full of controllers that are like weird. You know, I mean
like it says never miss a shot like I get the joke I get the joke okay so the
joke is basically you got you know what XQC you're pretty funny dude bro
yo can we get another invite hotline
guys if I show people was that I'm cheating or whatever the fuck and it's
it's like oh dude like uh-huh it's just you show me there's always been using
whatever like I'm not doing all that wait they're saying you just play it like I don't
get it you got carried by moxie I ain't not possible you didn't play in the league and he was in pro
five month oh hello can you send me another hello this is I had you miss revised here we go chat
Finally
Apparently by the almond bundle and play ace it's OP is that sure it's good, but they might ban it. I'm online now
They find a band ace pretty fast
So my name is the first time chatter X was a bench warmer in Overwatch. Is this true?
I mean I mean I mean kind of but I was a bit of play and it was no it was like a no things
I don't think a fence in it, bro take your fucking time when you talk, bro. Holy shit
If you were in a desert
There's just me and you have to suck it come out of me to figure out
Brother I would start the venom for free even if there was the venom
Chat so do I want to buy the bundle is it good?
Oh
Rod stop being mean to X bro that's happens when you have a crush on someone, but you'd be mean to them
It's like if I say excuse you, right? I thought we need to exit
I mean, so I'm gonna punch him bro because I so cute stop being mean to exit right so cute
I just want to I think I bought all the all the chat I bought all the packages right like there's no more to get right?
Wait, what are we waiting on the dead ass?
Yo guys, please I know click
I'm in a tournament. These are jumpers though not not not frosted
it. Where did Ron Dale Dingle even come from? It's to me, man. Ron Dale Dingle. Marlin is
dying in the tutorial. Nice. Oh, yeah, but can we play though like genuinely? I got work
to do. Like what is this? I don't get it. But I am at work. Like if I get a couple
I'm fucked actually true
You're losing back it nope no
Why are you wondering about I just gotta watch it talk to the watch bro, you're watch talk to the watch talk to the watch
What you get?
It's a it's a pocket watch in the 1900s. Oh my days. Oh gee chrome hearts
Yep
So chat do you guys like the main menu POV or what?
Well, I mean they don't like it and they're the best winner POV if they go to
Ecstasy while I wait I might as well watch some FNCS for tonight. I'm pretty sure clicks. No, don't do that
They were lying!
They actually take that team down
and now it's gonna be all over again
I mean, I ain't even allowed here
I'm a big regional businessman
I wanna get out of this for white pressure
but they sure have a good team
I have a good team
I said another good team bro
I'm fucking popping off too
Wait!
They're trying to connect
Come on, break that!
Good shot!
Hacking!
The beam on richard clicks gets the kill!
Oh my God he's going for kills!
He's going for kills!
Puts an axe!
WOOOOOO!
Another red spawn from clicks!
Look at him go!
Steals his aura!
No no no no no!
Wow.
It's like the little one, the little white group, three people.
Are we flying or no?
You were my only no, we didn't invite me
Chaff he wins
40-hour stream. All right, let's do this. Yes. Hi guys. Yes. Oh, so I didn't get invited
Shit
Oh my god
Up next Sophie gal come on bro, let's play
And I had a bite on it
Chat bro you guys want some money
I
Packs in the shops on board too, man. I can we're waiting yet. I don't know what they're doing
Ron I invited you yes, yeah, I can't accept it says enter multiplayer mode to accept this invite
Yeah, so where are you at?
Why is this game so fucking difficult
you have to go to Ubisoft and then invite me. I cannot invite you right now.
I cannot invite you right now.
Thank you and then I can invite you.
Wait so how do I go to multiplayer?
Click Z, click Z.
Okay, I'm about to jump at the truth and you're going to break your brain and you're going to go wow.
Fortnite ruined menus globally in every game.
That's a great take that's a great and everybody copied their menu because they thought oh if they're successful means that
Any ruined gaming
Riley I just okay. I might have to make a new lobby. No, I think it's
Am I in yeah, I'm in you game to cancel around be sure
Maybe Ron's in the training camp, I was just in there
Okay, I'm gonna give an idea to cancel it. I'm in I'm in I'm in. Can anyone invite XTC? I guess. Yes, yes, yes. Yes, I can. Thank you.
All right, excuse me. What's my name? Ronaldo. No, what's my name? It's the goat. No, what's my name? Okay, the big
I didn't know he did.
He just shoved it toward him.
Yo!
Dude!
That's not my name.
I was looking for daddy.
Okay.
Everybody on attack, please.
And then I'll get this other team in.
I'm already attacking.
On attack.
Do you think when, do you think when Jamesy played with his dad on the game, he says,
dad barricade this, or do you think he says daddy barricade this?
I, I'm, I'm going to advocate in it even, I'm not in it in this.
What do you think that Barani says when he was the ball from his dad it's all the way across the court?
King! Pass me the ball!
Now he says King! Pass me the ball!
That's the King bro! Oh my god that's the King!
That's dead ass!
So he's the prince then!
It's your prince James! Is that hard?
First of all, that's kind of hard.
The King bro! Oh my god bro! He's the King Chad!
Now you can call me Dick Ride bro! That's the King! That's the dead ass the King!
Yo, yo, yo, yo, she's big J.
No, he's big B. They're both big Js.
Yo, I swear, if we wasted this much time to get first rounded,
I'm actually going to be mad.
Dude, I'm running out of voice lines.
They pretty much just started.
Me too. I'm running out of funny.
I'm about to get loud.
Guys, I'm on the last of the voice lines.
Like, that's it.
I have to do only three more jokes to go.
Wait, when are the jokes started, dude?
Yeah, you're right, Ashley. I don't even have one. I don't even have one joke.
Loud equals funny, boy.
Wait, what? Is that Jinxie?
No, that's...
Matter?
Wait, that's matter.
It is Jinxie. What's the matter, Daddy?
Oh my god, wait, can you try holding both your ankles Q and spelling run?
Are you in?
Man, I can't wait for GT6. It comes out Q and me and...
I've got a 2024 Tournament Invitational Rainbow Six Charm.
Yo, Q, bro.
When RP takes off again, can you make sure I have a career?
Can I be like a pet of yours or something like that?
Yo, yo, you know what I'm gonna do?
I will be on to the server, and I'm gonna go into the code,
and I'll make your experience miserable.
I'll make your shit glitch, your money not kick in.
I'll make your character die for no reason,
and you won't even know what's happening.
Guys, what are the comments so bad?
I'm done playing this.
Why can't we finish this?
And you'll never even know what's happening, but it'll be happening.
Now, now try saying you're off two times fast, unless you can't.
What?
Oh, my God, you're a good boy.
Holy shit.
How did I get him?
How did I actually get him?
Oh, yeah, I'll make you a lifer where your character
literally gets magnetized to jail.
And as soon as you leave, the teleports are back in.
OK, now try spelling attic.
Yo, where'd they at?
Yeah, I mean, this is embarrassing.
like
Ask ex he needs a burger shot worker. Oh shit, uh, where's buddy?
Hey Mingo
Right now lower excuse each other. He's too fucking loud
Jason be like two round over how are you? I'm doing amazing. Yo, how do I fucking meet this fucking guy? Excuse me, man
People say um the hell I asked I asked 10 good players of Rambo six
Who's the better player between Ming and Uzi?
And they said Ming who?
Who's the better player?
Hahaha
Hahaha
Shut the fuck up, X.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What the hell?
What the hell?
Stick to the right, buddy.
Whoa.
Yo.
What the fuck?
Yo.
Don't get rid of that.
Don't get rid of that.
Get your life, bro.
Are you?
Yo.
How do you, I just left.
What the fuck?
Oh, Jesus.
Oh my god, oh my god, I'm going home. I'm going home. I invited you
Getting streamers to click a few buttons and get organized. It's impossible. It's literally impossible
Who's the last dude whoa, how do you talk in game chat? What's the key bug?
Maybe V. Hey, hey, hey, anyone here? I got a mic. No, that's so American
He's on console. Oh
Isn't the last dude make a lacy. Yeah, he's a spectators
Lock in yo, oozy bro dead ass, please my guys this guy's a weird nameplate, but what is that?
Hey, what map are we playing? What's that? What's that name plate? Wait, what a nameplate? What do you mean?
We all have an item so I didn't even but janky
And we got a rush role player
Okay, okay, okay, okay, we gotta figure out the site for the most part like we just get on the roof drop
Oh, is this one? Yeah guys. We I think we would play top. I if we can
He's the king. That's good. It's true. We gotta figure out side. We got a band. What are we bad? What are we then?
What do you think?
Definitely marriage. I
Agree, I agree. Yeah, it's fucking busted for good players good players
Mingos over there. We're gonna go top floor. So don't could be good pick a pick a pick
Okay, so we shoot
What's that we want park and river docks are the safest spot?
I'm gonna choose ying because ying is an easy character unlimited. I personally don't like parks
I don't like getting spun camp, but it's all good. Okay, they're gonna play any of the operators unless I played a change in the middle
Let's play whatever play what you're most comfortable
could play lion lion a good pic who's lion lion lion did cuz cuz lion you can
uh we can I I just wanted let's walk in was he tell us exactly what to do if we
lose if you lose to mingo on your ones on everything you're bad we're not
gonna lose but we're putting his two role of players and a rest in my fucking
comes ever again that's good vibes I like that I played a line I've been lying yeah
I don't have a good lot of land though if I'm lying and flying no that comes
good that comes good that comes good that D mar's really good okay so bro
literally just get on the roof like literally just get on the roof you
sure this is yeah there's like these two hatches you can drop unless one of you
guys like one of the second warren crouching around like someone that's
I don't know where it is Riley
It's your guys is a Southwest something killer
I didn't go to school
What got it got it got it
Oh my god, oh my god, we're almost lost. So we should just go to roof. Yeah, it's gonna repair the roof
Oh
I think I was shotgun
Where's it at I just go back here
There's this more idea that you guys probably need to break ash ash are better second
We know where they're at or no no no no one of you guys can't drop the red hatch
They got weird loadouts they got weird shit going on they got
Wait, I'm about to repellent the piano. They're another matter daddy. Give me one second
Okay, don't walk
I'm out of a kill just play time. Okay. I give you a lot of time. We have a lot of time
Hold up stay here Dr. You almost have a flanking down the cams. Okay, it's the last time
I think one's on five things where I'll do I'm doing I'm on the camera. I'm gonna freak him out. I'm gonna give a little flashy flashy
All right
I see feet I see feet. I see feet
Do you have a lion skin? Do you have a lion skin?
Yeah, I'm coming with you.
Yeah, sure.
Should I jump down or no?
Watch this door, watch this door.
Yeah, I'm looking at it.
This is gonna be something to do with the stream.
There's gonna be something to do with the stream, okay?
It's gonna blow up.
Get ready.
I'm gonna keep flashing with you guys when I push.
Tell me when.
Alright, we're in the most second.
Are you breaking it again?
Yeah, we're gonna break it again.
Once it's open, walk in there.
Okay.
Alright left or right
by the hatch
Let's go. We did it. You're actually crazy. We did it.
Let's kill. Actually see you knocked him by the way. Good knock.
Wait, actually. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I finished him. Are we banning again? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're banning.
I got to kill him now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You good. Good shot. Good shot.
Good weapon. Good fucking round.
Honestly, I've been in this off. Dorn. Dorn? Dorn? Okay. Yeah, cuz...
Wait, I'm sorry guys, I'm sorry. You killed Mingo, I think, here.
Yeah, and you should see this shot that I hit. It was just, it was just pure.
Okay, where do we go? It's fine. Whatever just like don't spawn a Christmas Park
Don't spawn Christmas on the River Docs Park
Don't go to Christmas
Is there a yo, I like lying I like his gun lines a good because it's super easy to kill like if you use him
I can play off like a flash to and I can just jump. Yeah
They're low-key. You guys just stack with each other.
What do you want me to do then?
You basically just, you just, you just do it?
They're blinded.
So basically-
They're blinded, they're blinded, they're blinded.
Oh, they're blinded.
No.
AC, AC, I'll play AC.
Scuba.
You could play Twitch.
Twitch also has a DMR.
Wait, no, I think Snake might have a Q.
It's not about the gun, I don't care about the gun.
Snake's really good Q, it's very simple.
If you have Snake.
Oh, he probably does it.
I have him, I have him.
He's pretty easy.
She's pretty easy.
I don't know if we need it.
Yeah, we need it guys.
You guys all spawn park, everybody spawn park.
Click seven, click locations, click park and bottom.
Oh my god.
Try to get into this room over here, okay?
Just drone yourself in.
Like this?
Yeah, just this whole area.
Just follow the hallway.
There, there, there, there.
Don't feed them drones.
I'm just gonna hide my drone yeah, I'm paying on keeping
cute way cute who's playing ace
Me, okay, but I'm gonna show you how to do it once looking once looking once looking one five
Hey, I'm typing on five right into that garage today in that garage. I'm fine thing. He's lurking. He's lurking. He's lurking
Okay, yellow X. Yeah, break this window right here
Chill chill chill chill clear comms
And I let me join up hold on we need to break the camera. There's a guy over there. Can you hear inside it? Okay?
Your main door acts okay? Oh, yeah, I'll be open. Oh my god. I'm not just in one second
Yeah, right. Can you go in the second glass cam?
I'm gonna get Ron we keep getting scanned by the way we have to be fine it
I killed him X he's entered his entered
Are that we guys entered on your window X and then there's a dude
You see I'm clearing this for you you can you once I can come in you come in come in I
I think I think you can come in and less than watch that thing. That's it. Oh, you have to watch but I don't think there's anyone there
I don't there's nobody there. There's nobody there
If you want to set the cam I can watch it you can keep moving up Q
You can move up right here if you want you can move up to right here. You're fine
Ace ace this wall. I think wait if it's shots. Can you do that or no?
No, I don't know how I was easy
It's a wall shock
No, you guys want to rotate around you guys want to rotate around in the hall?
No, they didn't, no they didn't now
Yo, clear my path, run
Yeah, I don't have a drone, I don't have a drone anymore, I don't think, okay
You guys can't really get that wall, so that's the issue
I have a drone, I think
You guys are gonna play with the frags
Okay, I have a drone, I can come here
Wait, I'm going, I'm going
He's there, careful
Shot, shot, where?
He's like tossed
I didn't know it was that open, I don't know this map
Yeah, for the most part we don't have any EPC, you guys just gotta go for frags here
Yeah, okay, hold on, I'll just just bait me, bait me
I'm gonna throw a madder real quick hold on
yeah yeah yeah yeah
I'll be in the wall here
here here
I'll be here
move move
yeah you guys could go to bakery
I pushed up I pushed up
bakery's clear
I'll be here
what if you guys could wrap to the bakery
to the right of you guys
one's thrown right here
Riley one's gonna be on the z-ping over here okay
the yellow ping okay
the yellow ping
the yellow ping
the yellow one
yeah right there
he's gonna be on the left side
Is this where maybe yet? Yeah, fuck it. Fuck it
They're gonna start running around you guys have 20 seconds
No, I couldn't.
Nice shot.
We have no time, we have no time, we have no time, we have no time, we have no time.
It's okay, it's okay.
They have those defense, defense.
Everyone knows defense is true.
Everyone knows defense is way easier than offense.
It's true.
Dude, especially this map.
Easy 3-0 on defense.
easy 3-0 and you know you're shitting on mingo good shit
thank you yeah I I stole hard though what's been in finniere finniere the far
right yeah yeah yeah yeah like these weird minds yeah that's what it was
I'm a bent jet can I hate playing against it no okay then I didn't
I didn't know no no it's fine all right what we player it's okay that's good
I'll just play whatever for right now until we figure out the side they're
I'm confused why have we not played defensive
Cuz you play it
Next round should I play such snake or is that not good for like this?
No, you can play snake. I'm gonna give it a go. Why not?
Just play where you're comfortable on the most part unless like we need
It's pretty good. You can find out where he is right? Oh, they're saying no. Yeah, they're saying I shouldn't be
That's nice guys. Thanks guys. Thanks guys. Thanks. Good awesome. I guess good if you like one of like won't be one somebody basically I
I
Beat yeah, all right. I beat champs for jinxing bro. I can do this. I'm locked. I know no panic
Yeah, what let's be faster, but still vigilant. You know me yeah, it's a licks. Let's just let's just
Okay, we're gonna be
Get these roller players off
I think they're gonna be on top floor
Yeah, they went top floor. They went top floor.
Be careful, your drone starts at the easy here.
Yeah, easy.
Try to put it in a place to you.
Yeah, to keep it in a place to you.
Like when you get up there, you can hold it up in angle basically.
You don't ever have to move it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's how my six drone usually is.
Not a five, but it's so good.
I don't know what you just said, I'll be honest with you.
Like my five or six drone, it's any different, right?
You get a second drone.
Oh, play with me.
I lost mine.
try to profit some other other one that's good oh no how does he know he's cheating he's
cheating he's cheating that's weird cheats I became a response cameras watch out for someone
location in the music oh god okay
hold on I don't know where it is you know I do the same thing you pop up on the roof
I broke it I broke it I was looking for you go up to the top wait wait so Uzi explain how
How snake works basically?
Basically take out your little phone and you have to be on the same floor
So when you drop this hatchet, it plays in any new area. If that makes sense
I'll get all good. All right, no mad. If you want a no-mad
He was I did shoot the stairs though. He did it to me bad
What?
You're gonna this last came for me Ron can you get on this camera? Yeah, which one?
This is one right here. I'm like spending in circles won't let me fucking
Okay, yeah, this camera right here. There's one right here right here. Just to right here right here
Okay, let me know if you walk through
Okay, just stay on that
There's a guy on my mark right here on the door mark
He's just
Where DT
Oh no, oh no, oh no, what the hell is that?
She was in 1v5
Wait, I'm alone? Yeah, you can bring it up, right over here. Just try to frag out so you can have a good scoreboard.
What am I doing now? This is all around the side. No, no, it's okay, calm down.
All right, hold on. Is he gonna push through? Get ready? Free kill.
this is such a deep inside the map
okay okay it's fine it is a defender map
everyone knows this chat just just relax
I'm not tripping on God I'm not tripping just tell me
I'm not I'm not so this is where Uzi you
need to tell me exactly where to play
and what to do this all snake this
all snake this guy Mingo loves this gun
I
Thought we've been Hibana here looking don't read pink just yellow. God. I got it noted noted
ah
Maybe Hibana, maybe Jack old. I did lion. We got a big snake. So we got we all say don't worry. Is that good?
Me go be playing them cat can why would they ever okay? I go base?
So we're gonna go base. We're gonna go catch on the bottom one. Okay, so what should I play here?
What's like an easy car?
Play Cade play
It's on the fourth. Yeah, you don't play me or don't play me. I don't see Kate. I don't see Kate
Forth row for throw second off. Okay. I got it. And then what shot?
I mean a or shotgun the TCSG because I I can play I get a frost I could play
Look, oh Legion play Legion play Legion
Yeah, this is good. This is good. So I just use the shotgun hit fire. That's it
No, no, no, yes, it's like a sniper shotgun. It's looks like it's like a DMR
So I should be using it for 4 range?
Yeah, you can shoot it for many range, it's super good.
Is it good because they're gonna use the 5-fire rate.
And then what is my uh...
Wait I have a hollow on it, fuck.
No it's okay, it's okay.
Can I change the range or is it cooked?
It's okay.
What is my ability to, where should I put it?
Oh, here I'll put a ping.
Hold on, where would my ability...
You can shoot him anywhere.
I'm just gonna put the chopstick around him, right?
Yeah, you're right there
Where yeah, I think I think of all
I can use this shaka from any distance. Yes, I'm really first is war here. Can you reinforce the wall?
Yeah, I got you and then you let me put the thing on it. Yeah
All right, you guys for the most part
Bunker up a little bit and then I'm gonna like I didn't like when I start executing I'm in a room down
Okay, so just stack up inside stack inside
There's any of them just wherever you're like most safe
What's my gbelly chat, what do you think about this spot right there's this good camera?
I'm not sure this spot
Oh, they're giving me walls at two walls.
No, you're good, you're good.
Fucking kill them.
Over here, they're coming through here, I think.
Ooh, I low key like.
Just try to get pings and calls when they're out.
I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean.
Just chill, just chill, just chill.
Remember, they have to push us, Q. They have to push us.
So this shotgun can one shot from any distance to the head just so I know?
Yeah one shot ahead.
And it's like two shot body shot.
And then what about the pistol?
Should I use it?
It's got scope on it.
Nah, the pistol's terrible.
Come on me.
I'll pulse.
Try to hide in that closet if you can.
I'll do it.
I'll do it.
I'm watching over you pulse.
Just watch your window, okay?
I
Watch your mother close Wow, yeah, I mean, I mean you I don't know how you need his buddy news
Are you guys this form a problem thing I'm right at it for them or oh, that's yes. Yes. Yes. Yo, there's a drone over here
You're walking the prep walking the prep wet I
Think I do now
Like pushing a high-bound is hard for them that guy. I just think that for us
It was hard because we had to push up and up and we don't have to get there
We lose windows. Okay. Okay. Yeah, I'm starting to panic guys who we've been we've been
Twitch band twitch. I'm starting to panic a little bit. Ozy. I'm starting to panic
That's okay, bro. It's one three. There's it's like first to seven
But once we went around on defense once you guys like
Catch the flow and the bar. Yeah, top four top four. There's a skylight though. Okay? Oh
You gotta watch out for this guy.
Call him, call him, call him, call him, call him, call him, call him.
What I play?
Is we're getting good at all?
These are nuts.
No, no, I would play like Doc if you want to play something like that.
Who should I play here?
Who should I play here?
Oh, what about Frost?
No, no Frost?
Play Frost, play Frost.
Literally play what you guys are most comfortable with.
What?
That's what I play usually.
Literally play an opera you could shoot on,
because these guys aren't doing anything like utility-wise.
I gotta play Myra.
But I don't know where.
Okay, babe, we could do that.
But I don't know where to put it.
I can show you, I can show you, I can show you there.
It's okay chat everyone just called it's really all good as long as you guys like we just need to shoot
There's no utility they use on us, you know
I'm not worried anymore, but I just need a little bit of guidance. That's all wait. They're jolly. No name for the mirror
Can you look up at me when I hit you
Here come here put on this wall
On the right side left side
I got the other reinforcements over here.
And they come over here if you can.
Left side?
No, no, the other reinforcements.
And they shock in the wall.
The wall?
The wall?
Shocking it all out.
Yes, sir, daddy.
There's a drone nearby here.
Shoot all the drones.
There's no reinforcements over here.
Wait, you want me to reinforce over where?
Right there.
On the- on the fort?
Yeah.
And then I have to reinforce again to the right?
Yeah.
Where should I post up at? On A site, you think?
Uh, yeah, just play them here for the most part.
I put a lot of cams in the game.
Where should I kill this insight?
Uh, yeah, you can kill a site, you can kill it right over here on the ping.
What's the roof, by the way?
What's the roof?
You'll make a rotate here.
Oh, I should rotate it there.
I got it. I got it.
Yeah.
Where?
Where?
This way?
Where your other mirror is?
Like on the right side?
The far right side?
Make a rotate on that, too.
I think I should break the hatch.
Like right there.
Make a rotate right there.
I'm an 88.
Oh my god.
They're doing a Skylight around.
They're doing a Skylight.
Don't move.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Alright, give me a second.
I'm going to def-
They're aiming through the thing, too.
your left by the way a little bit yeah I'm definitely right now listening for
this rumor
I got back there for the most part there's gonna drop hatches you watch your
left
just play time play time we got so much bottom spot it I got it I got it
don't know it's so much time we're chilling
We got so much time, excuse their stairs can they come up there or no?
I'm good. I'm saveable. He walks. He's walked into walk into walking me. Oh my god
He's gonna be going to the hall cross watch your off. Wait. Can you crawl to me? I could probably raise you
I don't know.
Last operator standing.
Bro, those drones I saw bro, I think.
Why am I getting rolled?
That round was my back.
Bro, the drone?
Was I not supposed to shoot the drone?
No, you're good, you're good.
Chad, you guys are saying no?
I don't get it.
We're running traps, we're running traps, we're running traps.
We're done, we're running traps.
to serve on a trap
I was getting droned, I'm just getting fucking spammed to the wall man
There's just too many drones bro
It's okay, it's okay
I'm not worried, I'm not worried, I'm not worried
I'm not worried
I'm not reading this chat, matter of fact I'm closing this chat
I'm too locked right now hold on
I'm too locked
Okay, okay
We're gonna play traps, so get ready when I tell you to Apple
Literally you're gonna be playing every single trap operator
Go kitchen, go kitchen, the first floor
So which operating room should I be in?
Yeah, I got kitchen cooking thorn this is a green one right here. I'm picked and then when you're in these
Okay, I'm all Asian
And there's some as a pick this one pick it someone pick all right bottom
Okay, I'm gonna sit site. I need like two of you guys roaming
Roaming let me go sim. Yeah, like go sit on the second floor and then like when they start pressuring the site walk down
Yeah, I'll do that. So I switch the caviar
Where should I put on my things I'll show you I'll show you you sit side with me, okay
I'll re-force all the time literally you guys just set up your traps and things like spots you think is good
I don't know where to put mine. I don't know where to put it.
Put it right here, put it right here. This is where your warm room is right now.
Right side of the left side? What the G do you think?
This is on the left side of the wall.
Right side of the wall.
Wait, right side of the left side.
I'm not sure what you have.
It's filling. It's like throwing something.
Oh, it's like a mine.
And then where do I hold?
I'm holding.
Um, play on the Bakery mirror.
This one right here?
Yeah, that mirror right there.
one's right here or five thing?
make sure they don't go to your right
we got two drones coming in, two drones coming on
no no no, it's one right here
oh they destroyed my myra
it's not good
just watch this area
pinged by lion
this wall is soft by the way
who's he should i hold it like this
i'll hold it crouched
what can i report from this wall
yo throw it throw it go all the way back there on that ping
Turn around
On the way to take
Behind
Hold on
One shot, one shot, one of them is one shot
One of them is extremely low, no troll
Like really low
Yeah, they're about that
Oh, yeah, you can sit there
You're on
Come on, come on, come on, come on
They're fucked up here
Wait
I'm gonna be careful
Where is he?
I don't know, he's...
Oh, I couldn't see him
Yeah
Oh my God
Yeah, I didn't see the fucking mayor
wall
Dad I thought to hold crouch you told me to hold that crowd. I didn't think you'd see me. I don't know this hat
We're good for the most part
They're drowning one of them is really low
I should have done even
On the breach he's let on the breach I
I got two right here on both ping on five ping there's three three three right here on five ping three of them
One is right here on five ping not moving another one that was he there's two right on five things
Okay, and then there's one behind you be careful. Don't be don't be don't be nice, and then he's here right
I'm watching your back
So, it's no round, it's no phone round.
It's an attack.
Who did I hit that was one shot?
From Mingo's carrying, who's he?
Yeah, I mean, brother, like he was like taking out all the bullshit on the ground, taking out all the fucking like, these fucking...
HOW ARE YOU GONNA CALL ME TO FIRE? I'M SECOND FRANK!
I'm gonna put y'all in a spot and y'all literally just four stack push that saw spot and literally just gonna like deafen
I'm gonna crotch around
I'm gonna say I'm gonna say what is it?
Mood it was right there. Cheating in the River six siege is actually morally just the fuck this gamer
We're good. We're good. Wait, I don't know. You can't cook much more. There's no way you can cook much more
Joe who do I choose Habana? No.
You can switch. You can switch the ops.
Why do they give us this dog shit mat?
Yeah. This lap is for Christmas and this was only.
I knew the month ended in December. Fuck this game.
They went to second floor.
I'm paying for you guys to look.
Drone is located in the cap can so they have traps. Oh god. There's a guy on my thing
Okay, um
Bro, honestly my best advice to y'all like if y'all start shooting just find a way into the map approach round
Like that's what we should do for this like I think we know what cap can is before we run in the game
Yes, it's yes here. Okay. It's like a double trap
So just check every door, please I'm sure they're gonna troll and put it somewhere outside. No, no, don't shoot my drone
You found a bomb make your way to watch your people make sure to break the cameras
That shot two Capcans
Dude if you guys come over to me we could try to hit side
It's a the story here
Give me one second.
I got scammed from the outside.
Watch out the window.
He has an idea.
You might need to sprint inside in a second.
We should drone outside.
One is right here on five ping.
One here in the corner.
One is on five ping.
Right here he's not moving.
Literally on five ping.
He's sitting in the corner.
Did I go in?
Yep
Hold up, I'm gonna go in this guy give me a second this side
Even one second don't don't rush things. Yeah, I'm being I'll be I'll be right by I'm being like I'm being I'll do being I'll do being
I'll do them
No, we can't we can't we can't swing. Give me one second. Yo
where's this dude bro we might be able to I might be able to smoke out and we
rushed there like do you guys know these guys are inside yes I have a fucking
yes I have my drone so I don't know right one is right here
you guys are ready hold on right away right if I you're up though
don't go yet don't go yet even minute hold on let's just I'm soaking and
then I'm gonna walk in there no I smoke this fucking door out on accident
hold up check I'm in or not now would it come in just yet there's one behind this
cabinet we're all in with you yeah
We're just first rounded bro. We're just first rounded, bro. Who's this?
It hasn't got to go either, bro. It's got first rounded, bro.
This is so fucking, guys, this is sad. This is just sad now.
This is sad.
Like, what the fuck are we doing?
I mean, I don't think we're doing bad. I think it's just, it's just, uh, yeah, no.
This guy is just too good. This guy is just too good.
Executing is very difficult. I don't know.
Yeah, it's...
It's not even just a dead. It's nobody. It's just, it's just Mingo.
It's just too good. Yo, Lucy bro, you're getting older right now. What's going on?
I mean I'm trying to set you up. I'm trying man. I'm trying. I can't leave I just wasted all this time
Oh my god, I'm never play. I'm never playing this tournament again. I'm never playing Rainbow Six each like it
I always have a smile like one of the logging to this game for real and then it's not a minute
It's it's banished instantly. It's just the ones are playing it and I regret everything. It's nothing fun about it
It's okay Chad. We got FNCS to watch. I mean this is just
This comeback's gonna be crazy.
The last time Ubisoft made me smile is a seven-speed black flag from fucking the decade
ago.
Like, fuck this shit!
Man, at this point we just run it down.
Yeah, we have to.
We might just be getting out of the road from down.
They're on the top floor, aren't they?
Yep.
Me home.
Like I just wanted to play Rainbow for the first time like what?
Who's the best of one dude?
We're about to strike them.
We're gonna walk in the bakery bro. I'm gonna open the wall where we can shoot them.
We're just gonna open the wall and shoot and pray.
Ten seconds to go.
Five seconds.
Yeah, it's first floor.
I got a good drone bro.
Make your way to its location and diffuse it
Hey, where am I? I'm Chetcher
Yo, there's a guy on Z-Ping. Wait, hold up. There's a guy like literally on this ping right here, the four ping.
Alright, so I'm gonna fuck him.
Dun dun dun dun dun
Nobody there, you're good. You're good. I do that.
full clear, full clear on that
one's right here on five things
literally on five things
yep, yeah
there's two guys on the map
right here on five things
alright, well we're here, now what?
just try to play for picks if you guys can
like walk in the hall
You can maybe nut your soul right here
Careful, there's cute right there prone, but there's they're all watching that
Yeah, just one second. There's no one have not yourself
What is that let's see for there's opening inside the little building here
Didn't even get some game piece or anything
Fuck Richard
I
Yeah
I'm gonna open the wall I can take it you can you can you run this or any consent to this they're all right here gadget of this
Yo, such keep there's something to this
I'm about to open this wall, okay? I'll open this wall right now. Watch the wall.
I should have opened that, okay?
I'm not gonna let you get scared. We're gonna start working these guys.
Is he dead?
I'm watching big for you right now.
Oh, hold on. You're fucking way here.
Joe, here. I'll be here. I'll be here.
Watch that breach. Watch that breach.
Watching it. I got it.
We have 40 seconds. We have 40 seconds.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice, man! Last one on site. Last one on site.
To the right. To the right.
Okay. I'll be here.
I wonder if he's wrapping around
Ratifies one shot, bro. He's in the set to your right jackal, right?
Let's open up the walls, I'm not gonna lie snake is goaded will it jump
Now there's a chance to be in win four in a row
Or does it rise of course it's always
Remember this we are damn it yo Uzi bro
Holy all right, I can feel that
I know who to pick chat I thought Uzi was supposed to be super fucking good
Let's just do the same thing, bro. Just enter the map and then I open up the walls and they're gonna run around
Seven they need to locate a bomb
I bought him.
What game is FNCS right now?
You just want to do the same thing?
What if we pass?
I
I'm gonna spawn
APs like that or some bring that sure it's a third operator
Yo, there's you know, there's three guys on my pink. They don't even know I'm
Three guys on the one thing
Who's the I need you to really I gel her just bait don't go in first. We need you here, dude
I do the same thing into that garage the drone it okay
Get to your own yeah, whatever
There's a guy boning on the one thing
What am I saying?
Are you guys get it into the garage?
Make sure they're not on the stairs. Make sure they're not on the stairs, okay?
I got some weird by the way
There's a hot can thingy on the way they got some weird shit going on bro. They got some weird fucking shit going on
Yeah, yeah, one of your stairs watch the white stairs
watch over the wall in one second I'm about to enter it on my marker there's a
guy how does he ever see oh my god oh my god all right right can you get on this
cam it's a third cam this is the worst game ever
all right that can you come to this wall with my ability where's this skin
x come to me I should you come here most take out your ability come to this
I'm actually not even gonna read and then yeah, I'm literally just
Yeah, do it do it do it. I'm not worried like I know I'm not playing like
One's right there one's one's on the ones I can't mark up for some reason, but he's down the whole way
straight west from your camera okay he's hugging it all the way I can't
market it's all the way down yep on the door up on the left side he's on the
left side okay okay and then one's in kitchen right here okay we can't go to
that breach we can't go to that breeze there's three right here three on five
pain three yes there's three of them bro there's two more two more five
I
Did you guys go to that double door now?
Uzi Uzi I'm working him exactly he's right on five and he's not moving. There's two of them
Yeah, give me a second. There's two right on five. They literally on that side of wall. It's what in the fucking
Pro say life say life or say I say I say
Just in breach
There's three three on five things three
They have a cat
On the bomb angle
Friendly last operator standing excuse me. What in the fuck are you holding right now?
Yeah, I literally waited in the lobby longer than playing the fucking game
24 24 kills is absolutely in time. Yeah
Why was it so whether so hard it's really hard. I don't get it. I didn't know mingo was fucking Jesus, bro
Yeah, I did. I've never seen this you do that. I mean I'm not so shit everyone else been in Oregon, but it's
Wait, really? Really? Yeah. Okay. Tell you I don't give a fuck. I'm not doing a shit
I'm gonna fuck back back away everyone
Besides I
Press Oregon all week man. Why are we getting swapped like that? That's that's delusion
So everyone played Oregon besides us that's the only map that I fucking is that the one with the
That one thing chatting kids pause. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we out out the one. Yeah, I guess so
Why did I my games flashing what was that
My games you see everybody
Actually punch on the back of the back
You're on red up, but you're gaining weight fuck you
So why do we not play we're gonna explain it to me
Everyone wait on God though chat no no dick Riley everyone actually played working besides us. Yeah, I just checked
But why though? Do we know why? Do you just want to know?
That's the only map I know, man. Bumbleclaw.
No.
Is it overland? Let me fix it.
Surely we could talk to Hive, right? Like, why don't we play Oregon? What the fuck?
Hive, mind! We played it! Everyone played it! The only map that everyone knows!
Oh my chat, is it GG?
That actually made me sad, that actually made me sadder.
Me too.
Yo, hi guys.
Hello.
Question, why did everyone play Oregon besides us?
It was all random maps.
Oh, oh that's cap, oh that's cap.
I told all admins all random maps, whatever they were doing.
Everyone had Oregon, the only map that I know and everyone knows,
We have the fucking hardest map
Um, I mean it was up to the admins, but I told all admins random. Who was my admin? I want to speak to him
Yeah, we got sabotage. Let's be honest. Who's my check him pay pal. Check him pay pal. I'm gonna
Wasn't it you
Yeah
It was you
It was you. Yeah. Yes
How much then why are you saying let's talk to your admin when you're the admin what the fuck you talking about?
Guys it was a red. Yeah guys. I told every admin of the tournament a random map
That's how it is
So they won't play organ anymore. It's not like an organ spent like they won't play organ. They're gonna all be on different maps
Throughout the tournament
So yeah, we're not we're not mad at you. We'll met ourselves. We're being so bad at the game. So I'm sorry. I'm thinking on you
are you guys good now no bro not at all whatever
Gg's bad
All right guys gg's
Gg's
They bro, yo, is he brah they run
Bro, I don't even start bro. I was trucking garbage
You are fucking garbage
Dude, you can't even throw a grenade bro, you can't even kill us bro
You got it all in the first round
You got seven kills and it was all in the first couple rounds bro
Don't do that bro
You're the fucking form of Siege bro
You're the form of Siege bro
You're the form of Siege bro
Sorry! Fuck you! You stupid motherfucker!
Sinforge wills!
I'm a bricks before I am!
I'm a big force!
You're a big fireman!
You're a carbon fiber in your car!
Cross as much as my wheels, you dick!
Carpool...
Holy fucking shit.
Bro, I remember when I had a BMW M3.
Oh wait, no, I had the M4 competition
that I put a full Adro kit on,
and then I sold it,
because I don't give a fuck about that car!
You know it's just a game, bro.
GG's smiles.
So, him calling me a retard is okay, but God forbid, not a chat, bro.
I would take accountability, but...
Oh my God.
Alright, DG's chat.
Am I just taking my game to just chatting?
Should we watch Fortnite or no?
Yay or nay?
Oh my god.
Because Klix is winning now.
Oh my god, it's either that
or I go fucking Kermit Suicide in-game of course.
Asian Jeff 21K?
Holy motion.
Moment right here.
about what you're not ready and I was just kind of thinking with clicks and
hicks down and it's not a whole the rap in which we're talking about it's a
tournament that relevant as well it's about a 50-point gap between that first
and second game to Fortnite. Gave my title to watching Clicks win and I'm going to put in parentheses one on six tournament.
Hopefully try to take that top two spot after this game.
A corn and bolts, a couple of speed bumps in their journey so far for their
look at my second half they finally figured out how to make probably use the
same here but as me true material or resources left on the ages this is what
they do best though finding all nations wait chat who is the greatest
fortnight player right now let's go p-tar bot propelling you up the
standings holding rapid at the front side of the way click
surely be breaking away here if they keep getting this amount of hold
Shockwaves deep into the storm. Should we do a view of what he would leave?
Except for a bunch of extra heels material and everything else now, so
rapids and cork makes me just at the start of this hate proven to be the strongest low ground team so far here in
Loggy and they're not switching up. We realize there's legit confusion where a formic competitive rules allow for drop kickers
We should go on being static
Using any kind of cheating device program or so much even at the game
We're updating this to reinforce that the device programs and methods are prohibitive. They have actions in real estate of the game
This one quick way. What does this mean? Someone give me this in stupid terms. What does this mean?
Given the confusion on this disqualification of these players was a mistake
The bad news due to tournament timing the lobbies
I'm not even kidding fortnight actually has to be the least
Like competitive like restart grand hashtag retard grand what the fuck
Wait, so I'm still confused basically people people use a plug-in to quote unquote
cheat quote unquote and then Fortnite was like son that's not allowed then they
dequeued them and then
join back to these scores he's doing his thing I'll let him be if he wasn't
accepted. Don't rot. So what I'm seeing is, if Klicks is gonna win and it's gonna be
Lemicky FNCS, is that true? Is that what this is about to be? So they're just gonna
spam Lemicky. Am I the only FNCS winner? That's legit.
You got carried one of you guys gonna let that know that I'm actually good
Ninja play six in your FNCS
Yeah, but ninja this is true. This is true
Ninja was one of the greatest fortnight players. I can't even see their over the straight face
I'll be honest with you. This is a hot take. Most people when they played
Fortnite in high school were better than Ninja. I'm gonna say it, but Ninja was
the famous one. I'll be the one to say it. I'll be the one to say it.
This is true.
Major Slepsi getting approached they're forced to scramble outside of the box they go two different directions though
They don't necessarily have the strength the numbers anymore Slepsi gets tagged up. That's not a clip farm
I'm gonna be honest with you
Ninja was good at fortnight
But he was just ahead of his time and to noobs. He looked way better than he was the truth is
Tifu was always better by a mile by a mile
Here's a mile
There's a mile
You will guess what they made it deep into the top 10 now rapid is gonna fall here
the whole time just get the full
What I'm doing keep you in the game
You look chop
That's not
I guess
I'm just in
But hold up
I'm seeing a lot of sun out here
This is how you look at low ground teams
Yeah, I'm working
Run comes to an end here
I'm going down
Solo versus duo's up above, beer and colds at home below, and air clash and bolts is ready to steal away the elimination.
Four points for those eliminations could be different.
Go fuck yourself though, you're a fucking cheater. Once a cheater, always a cheater.
And your chance.
Against Acorn, against bolts, front side of the zone, medkit just in case.
Acorn! Acorn was playing Fortnite when I played.
But I played better than him. Wow, good kill.
Very nice
Not bad finally woken up here. Not bad at all
Yo, is it bad if I call for tonight retarded on the timeline or no, is that bad I probably shouldn't huh I
Probably shouldn't call them retarded on the timeline. Yeah, probably not
Wait, do you want a skin brother? I got told I'm gonna be the one to say it if I ever even first of all
They're not giving me a skin, but if I ever wanted a skin for a year and a half
I would have to watch out my PR and not take gambling deals, etc
They I would literally have to fix my PR for like a year and a half they said
But they didn't I don't think they're gonna get me it
essential
Game will probably die before you even get a chance to get a skin
WHOA! It blacked out! What happened?
Are we good?
Wait, chat, who the fuck are these guys?
Oh.
Wait. Clicks is in third?
Nooo, Shaisa!
Wait, chat, is it work like...
Day 2?
Does it work that day two is more points or no?
Does that work?
No, oh, so it's all it's it's it's it's same points both days same points both days
Got it wait tomorrow, I have a land to play CS bro. I'm not getting first round of tomorrow though facts or no
There's not even a chance
Early early when you're waiting a corn low keys a mugger now. He's okay good-looking
No
You lost the Sinna, but I did not lose the Sinna tomorrow is a CS tournament
I'm playing with fucking shroud and it's Timmy. Do you really think I'm gonna lose?
Then ask do you think I'm gonna lose?
See you soon brother. There's no chance in hell. I
can't believe I
Actually, I cannot believe this is for night the least competitive fucking game. How the fuck is it possible?
to
Basically be a professional game. Maybe I'm a hater am I hating I don't know
But like I find it extremely crazy that a game can be so big
But you can make this big of a fuck up. Is that crazy to say or is that fairs like?
Dude, I don't know like this is crazy. This is crazy. I don't even watch the game
I dead as don't even watch the game, but like
Chat I got a turn on my AC hold on
How is there more comments than likes fucking should I get my engagement bait in should I get my engagement bait in chat?
I don't even play this game, but how is it that you guys fire all none I lost this at your good employees. Oh my god
Then host a massive
tournaments
Just hold on
Tor how do you spell tournaments tournaments
just to mess up some of people's biggest days, this is sad. Stick to tongue tongue tongue
So who are in the item shop?
Bang!
Say goodbye to my icon skin.
Never happening.
This is going to get what?
Four likes?
Maybe 30 likes?
Oh, we're at 60.
Who's in Noti Gang?
Who's in the Noti Gang? Who was that?
What if they block me?
What if they block me?
Lawsuit?
What is this dog shit music I'm here? Oh wait, I shouldn't say that what if this is like it's just like
Oh, no, don't tell me this K-pop. No, tell me this K-pop
Please
No, no, I am
My god, uh on Scorpio too, bro
They got themselves a victory royale and you think people can make a lawsuit on
Fortnite there's no way right we knew going to be possible 10 I did first right
so they end that game with choose 111 points they are in the top dude I'm
not gonna lie I actually feel bad if Clicks wins this grand this is okay I
have a good analogy here this is like when I'm gonna say it I'm gonna say
this is when in the NBA you won it in the bubble this is when you won in the
bubble during COVID I'm gonna be honest
who won in the bubble was it in LeBron
enjoying fax in his goal
I don't see him
a fifth place for elin for star wait who won that bubble it was lebron right now kelly it's looking
really good for them yeah this is definitely what visuals and braids is known for we saw them do this
all throughout last year i love the brawn but it's the truth no and especially being able to be
consistent on the low ground when you have huge names like mary brother why don't you drive
Yeah
Dude, I'm not even gonna
First is foremost man. I mean, this is kind of sad. No, like I don't even play the game, but this is sad
And the worst part is the worst part is it's like this is what I said whoever wins this FNCS
It's a mickey. It's the mickey. I'm gonna be honest here. It's the mickey. I
I said the comparison it's like LeBron winning the ring in the bubble bro. They're in COVID like it's just it's not the same
You know what I'm saying? It's not the same as fuck. It's fuck bro. It's so fucked right now
I don't know for using the World Cup champion like as an example just to say some mistakes after
I'm messaging them either way they're saying yeah, we can't provide any information like I'm saying like earlier in the day like it's just
I already said what I thought bro everyone in here is disqualified
I
So wait can we get a moral it's all for record wait, so who do you guys think's gonna actually win them?
I'm not
It's actually fuck colds ahead by
Fucking their respect and shit that they deserve because it's just a joke of a tournament that's happening during the biggest fucking event in the entire year
I think I think the worst part is you guys also missed out on the midseason lane
It's not just like what if it's yes, but this is at your
ability for the entire year like
Like it's a snowball. It is a big snowball
Let's make our
Oh
My god, we actually could yo, what are the chances of them restarting it though like look bro everyone's standing up
We can make it right by the only thing
Should be restarted
Like that's the only I don't know
April fools
Wait, what if they did to me now April fools, haha, there's some shit you'd be fucking sick
Yeah, I feel bad
I know you got like $10 million
I mean sure yeah, I got bread but like at the end of the day it's like
I got bread off the game whatever sure but these people that don't have it like
Though it's like actually sad like a 14 year
I watched your stream yesterday who's that one kid that you're talking to that move to Texas. I was watching bro. Oh Virgo Virgo and Josh
14 year olds bro. Yeah, I was just I was watching your stream and like you said someone just moved or whatever
They're just gonna restart come on. There's no way
What's going on next weekend they got anything going on next weekend
Tell them to push it back
But they could push like you see back. Do you think they do whatever they want?
I don't know how you can ignore this.
Look at vivid, bro.
He's staring into nothing.
Yeah, but they don't know like what they tweeted about.
Yeah, they have no like...
It's not their fault.
Yeah, like this has nothing to do with that.
No idea.
They even tweeted it though, to be honest.
Now they do.
They have how?
Bro, they get told information.
I don't know the delay.
Like, they check Twitter and shit, no?
Yeah, but they don't...
It sounds like they have a say, bro.
That's not how it works.
Obviously.
I don't know.
I mean what so we just
This is actually insane on my life this is
150 say he just said that
This is the worst statement I've ever read the ax only banned 15 plus person competing in the region on international change
Yo chat I said in a podcast
Does anyone here actually want to become a streamer like genuinely?
Like no troll
Like I said in a podcast
Stay one or two you make five thousand a month on Twitch with just 500 viewers
This is true by the way and people are saying that I'm lying
Etc. Do I post how much money I made when I had a hundred viewers in a month or should I just ignore it?
Like I feel like I got a certain boring shit, but man people are fucking dumb
They might have surge issues, so with these next two, I'll literally show us. Are you guys well?
Meanwhile names and text me quick perk of paper. It looks like all the jobs is wait papers and FNCF
Why do you care?
You know what you're right, bro. What a chat. She beats. He told me to do only repositivity messages
facts on the board here
Jack and N pen now just have to finish up a bender here on the outskirts
I'm not going to lie does anyone miss COVID just a little bit just being indoors playing
video games just gloating every day I'm like looking back at the COVID that's that's
I'm just put some in the sky right now and almost looks like Jack's persistence there
is going to make sure they clean up that elimination that's their second one on the
board it's going to be raining for a little bit and this one Addison Ray did Woptik
talks yeah I'm at a time yet
what a hype there's a warning for sure
oh more PR route boys
of course it seemed that kind of through
Beno and Kha'Faq
I just need nothing
I don't know bro
well the decision is it's restarting
the game
they're not restarting it right
when is Fortnite ever listed to the community
can Beno and Kha'Faq on the way back on the
tracks here
yeah bro this
that's not over
60
LeBron basically
Basically LeBron started playing in the NBA and they thought he was so good that he had
a robotic arm that automated shots into the net against Golden State.
He was so good, but it turns out that he got banned from the NBA and the Golden State
automatically advanced.
So now, Golden State won a chip, but LeBron ended up being not a hacker and he's just
the gold.
Bad analogy?
Okay bro, you have sex with a girl, she ends up having a penis, you run away, but then
you realize you actually kind of like it so you go back.
That really what I don't know
No chat
Hey, I'm not doing that tonight.
Hey, I'll tell you what, I'll tell you what,
I'll let you fucking beat me down.
Re-sign you.
This is that get-back from the last game.
Hey, whoever's jumping dead is going between now and soon.
Oh, man.
Here you go.
If he keys them, they're going to say, fuck this bitch.
Dude, I feel bad.
I'm not familiar with the Fortnite lore, bro.
They're all giggling and I'm just here because they
told me to join.
My whole chat, you know what it is?
It's when chat goes into other chats and says,
Ron said call then it said facts that call fucking this chat man
Just start saying shit and then for what you guys to put fucking polar bears
Yeah
I've all touched on the fucking floor
Yeah, for sure that's why they tweeted it
Yeah, I just find it kind of I mean it's obviously you guys have already talked about but I just find it kind of crazy how you can
I use boogers that make a ban you tell you that it's wrong and then as soon as the game starts
That's when they say oh, we fucked up back on over the cold
I mean yeah
And they knew this decision previously because you can't just make a tweet like that within 30 minutes
You know like they had to talk about three teams like a competitive integrity team it goes to like multiple people
It's like I mean like it's going on the socials like
Well, they need to put your eye on skin in the shop for at least a month, bro
I need to get more than that, bro.
You gonna pay my rent next month too?
Yeah, fuck me, bro. Look at the other people, like, actually, though.
Jack is forcing me to show humble blood.
Yeah, right.
Yo, I'm a like monthly Dallas bit of shit to get this whole five-double tournament.
Pay the rent.
I'm god-appreciated.
Yamzo.
Yeah.
Did Josh fly back home?
No, I'm not going to unpack them.
Hey, Virgo, everybody.
What happened to the broadcast?
I'm sticking to what works.
250 points.
It's a buffering, mate.
This is a lot of crap.
I think it's.
Oh, you're restarting, though.
Just like I said, in one of the songs.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's weird.
That's weird.
That's weird.
That's weird.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I feel bad.
Bro, crazy.
I'm sorry, dude.
Look at crazy.
It's the dagger tournament.
Solid or game.
This was a decision right here.
Wait, Fortnite, tweet it again.
Sorry.
Are you
We aren't gonna reset effensives major one is too far along with the current participants reloads elite series starts next Friday
On the worst fortnight map to
I mean can they give us something unreal at least so we don't have to play the game?
40 damage
It's actually just rage bait like the way they tweeted just read it like you literally read me
Look at what they just said and three little heat series starts next Friday by the way like it's just
I'm sorry, but it's like I don't know what to do
Like what?
It's just a, yeah.
But it's just that because it's like the next like four months type of thing.
Like it's like, you know.
And they just promoted their new tournament coming up soon for free.
Sure, we don't even know if that's gonna run.
So far on pace.
Yo.
Eww.
Eww.
You don't even know where he was gonna go with this.
Oh, you don't even know.
Yo.
Fuckers
I got a
Do you play facts or do you not even try?
No, I do I only play the cups like Westcups repeat
You know try to play FTCS. I
Don't have anyone to play like if you ever want to run them down like I'm actually a serious
Yeah, let me know bro
You know I told them I play I bought a heat
I told them I told them that I wanted to play and they were like you need to play like
14 events or something like that. I'm like
I'm not doing that
Like I don't know
They could have locked it for you?
No, they said I had to play it
Obviously I'm more impressed by the amount of points they managed to earn at the top
That's not real bro
And you're streaming the game too, like that's so dumb
They're all their way back up to the top
I'm not looking out by the sweater, I'm good
It's crazy too, because they're not exactly imagined
Does that not mean they manually clicked my shit and banned me an hour before?
I assume, yeah, because you were at the separate timing of them
Like what bro
Participants like like they're saying they can't restart because of the current ones
It's like bro those people didn't even earn their spot they they called through people getting DQ like
I don't give a fuck is a joke
Rise I'm just wasting my time. That's all that's why I'm pissed. I'm just a waste of time
I'll be afk for four months
or
They call you the lion right? Yeah, yeah, that's a call me dead call me dead after this
Lion goes back to his dad
Oh
Lucas about to actually crash the fuck out oh god
Maybe delete the reply though don't say joke
Tell me for what for what?
Now I'm not looking at the boiler reply from I seen it already. I don't like come on
Let me say but they just said uh
He misses one of the best like I guess they had like a good worker out there
I don't know
Basically like his favorite player or something
I
Pay attention this is the last game I lost count Oh God
They fucking
Bro
138 points we visuals and braids are in
We'll get them don't answer that they think yes, they think that if clicks was doing bad they would restart
But I swear, I don't think that matters
No, we've got to think that actually matters
I don't know if it matters, but it's just more voice to like
We're playing to the fire. I don't know you know what I mean like just more
But if clicks was banned before this started and then they announced okay
I don't know maybe
Maybe below
I don't fucking know bro. I mean they did restart. He's for clicks, right?
Some shit, yeah
He's the most cool so like people would be crashing obviously
My piece ever see below locking kids
They normally are this late into
Chat can you guys please stop ordering airwands in my house? It's getting really annoying. No, it's really getting annoying
Nice
Yo, that's Pete bro. He'll figure it out. Don't worry
A long story
Fucking go come on 16 below bro, please hit a shot somebody do something come on
That's barely up above 29
Second though, this is second to last game. All right, there's one more game after this
Take that click the power to make the restart grand honestly gain a lot of respect for every player
Oh my god
Oh, good bro.
Oh, they've conditioned this shit so well this season, oh god.
Is it duos after this season again?
Ah, I should do it all year, yeah.
And then after that we'll know.
Damn facts, you might have to, like, actually...
Let me know.
Most down, bro.
Left to the west side. EZ now. Free-Quality EZ, oh god.
Jigsaw?
Yeah, I'm alive.
They don't get pushed for free. It's actually separate my whole chat says that we can do it
All my life we can call each piece of gathering information
Listen, I'll cure tour means I was a good kill. I'll cure some tourments if you're down for real
Can I pay someone to do that or is that variable?
All right, ladies, I'll pay you a thousand dollars to do it
He's thinking this guy has to get knocked somewhere close by but unfortunately
It's gonna be out of reach and they come
No
Come on
You know what to do?
Dad, I noticed that every like three months I say I want to compete in Fortnite and then I don't play.
Why are they giving us replay, bro? Show us the game.
Does anyone use edit on release in Compa now?
Yeah
is taking most of that brute force luckily for him cold is there 12h3 further and further
out it's over there's really no time for you fuck for a rapper
Show me bro
Oh
I'll follow it down.
Oh my god, this was a brace to pop up!
Bill!
There's a rushing aim on the bottom.
That's brilliant!
With visuals.
Yo, visuals in braids, brother.
Did I see nine kills?
Yes, bro!
Yo, what?
Nine fucking kills!
That's pretty good.
Pulling drops another one?
way here and now he's inside the top six in the
line. Yeah, the zone passes over cold.
That was good.
I thought it was brilliant.
Now he has another player in his line of sight.
No code is running off.
He's passed as well.
So it wasn't crazy.
She's all heavy hitters that are looking at the run of
first place here.
But he gets it over all cold and rapid.
Bro, 10 for Braves and officials.
Am I looking at this?
That's crazy, bro.
Holy shit.
Agers is fucking.
What the fuck is going on?
I'm gonna be AJ Dorp in the mountains!
I love how you guys know.
In a great fashion there too.
Let's go.
Bro, Boogaloo is just going down.
I feel bad.
What the heck?
It is a who's who in the end game here for game number five.
Oh my god. Give me one second, y'all.
Someone ordered food to my house.
It's so annoying.
I'll take it if you don't want it.
It's like so annoying.
believe it there is just cold rapide at 334 into these games man there's just
people over driving in the air they corner both of you
they're outside main door rap okay
What are you sending food to my house?
What did you get?
Someone sent me airwaves.
What the fuck was that?
Where are airwaves?
Nah, aren't you going to California?
Yeah.
Wait, what part of California do you live in?
Why do I never see you?
Sacramento? How far is that from, uh,
five hours?
An hour flight?
I've been fighting for that.
And yeah at the end of it all ages and rituals somehow
Sometimes when those games get so tell me where to stay out there's a deal, but I'm a high ground
It was easy for them to do. I think people are gonna figure it out game women
I think I'm moving one game
When you return after this short break, we'll start
You know 3-7-1-2 brawl on us?
Where?
Type in Google how far 3-7-1-2 brawl on us.
Nah fuck that, I'm not leaking.
I'm good.
Hell no, that's not.
This guy's a dumbass.
Hell, I gotta protect my kid.
No, you better.
I'm literally saying go on your phone and see how far it is.
You don't have to show it.
Oh, wait, why are you leaking your ad-y?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
What is it, man?
Yeah, Clicks had a dead game.
You think we restart now or no?
Ha ha ha!
You're sick.
Oh, God.
I'm sorry, guys.
I don't know what to tell you guys, but I'm sorry, bro,
because I understand your questions.
Oh, surely we just restart now.
We're sorry guys, but you don't have to be sorry. Wait, what is the one you're in a land?
Right after this like money in a month and 30 days. Where's it at?
Dumbledorf, where's that?
Germany
This is for not even doing
It's just it's funny
Wait chat, where's the on a from?
We see in the copper chat, so I'm so confused where you moving are you get are you leaving are you leaving Cali?
No, I'm gonna stay like around not far from LA like 20 minutes on it
I got no business out there, bro, I don't know what you're gonna do.
Yeah, I know, but you know, you're busy, you got a girl, you got things to do, places
to be.
We were both in phase.
I didn't try to help, like try to meet you, I definitely should come out to LA more.
We can meet in Vegas for sure.
No, every time I go to Vegas all you do is want to fucking gamble and eat bro. It's not fun
Swear it's a vibe if you just catch one with me
Swear to God she's got to catch it. No, you'll lose and then you'll be like we're on we gotta keep going we got you
Yeah, or up with a classic. I'm flying home, bro. I can't be here
No, you say you're flying home
And then as soon as you start walking out of the casino you just go
Oh, yeah, one more hand, one more hand.
Yeah, oh God.
Oh, man.
Yo, it's Slugger tweeted too, bro.
Wow.
Phil, man, you know Joshua Slugger is?
He's the kid that gave them the stuff that they got banned for.
And he was the one catching all the heat, and he was banned.
Wait, there was a kid that made everyone download it?
Yeah, so he does the drop counts and stuff.
Joshua Slugger.
He's like the CEO of drop count how like the pros get the best drops and stuff like he made all that
So then he came up with this new idea. So he probably got threats of hell
probably bro
And he wasn't even like they're saying that his shit wasn't even danable
No, I think the overlay of the cheating is but his bushy. I don't think was
Right zone or what exactly was it
Yeah, at this point, I don't I'm not even sure bro
How many people have
Pressure gets applied
They're good, but it's this stuff with pressure. I mean they still got time
But they want to games their playstyle favors the thing with their playstyle is they can't fuck up
Just keep doing that because they don't have you limbs their play style is based off just making end games and living
They don't play the frag. It's clicks a fragger or no
Yeah, yeah
They just have no kills a kill is four points
What is what making about it basically people got bad
People Jesus Christ wait, he's not
No, but there's no kids not all he does he does. Oh god
Not a they definitely have some game you can see a lot of the times how close it's not like these should be I guess
13
We say the land by the way
That I got carried during my offense yes, but I had the third or most amount of kills
So how does it make sense?
And somehow that
You play great
They are
Not even a good back when you were playing
I
Not only put together the whole team nobody wanted unknown nobody wanted has nobody won avery I put together a whole team
So I put together a bunch of time nobody really wanted anyone
Then I chose a stano's yeah, but I found him I found that guy
Wait, wait, wait, wait, why am I saying you had a cheater? Apparently
Apparently Kez cheated I guess after we know he not I guess he did cheat after
But I don't think he cheated during our efforts. Yes, cuz
My god, he was dog shit
I want you I want you to be really honest
I swear to God. I would just I don't give a fuck bro. We split slurpee with Korea
Oh, bro, we had all the chest lined up and everything. Yeah, I give a fuck
Now that's normal. That's normal people do that now that you know that's looked at as normal now
Oh, really? Yeah, yeah, splitting POI's and shit
We had a whole discord with pictures circled with our chests
Oh
Trading wasn't a thing back then I don't think unless people did it that I didn't know about but I don't think trading serves was the thing
Right now
Bucky
Did it and then got banned
But then you seem like that season we had in trios where it was literally just allowed they didn't think they would broadcast it show
Everything. I don't know but this game goes through so many different fucking waves man
Like Bucky got banned for it and then in trios when everybody did it nobody did yeah, they're pretty like just weird
They're pretty like back and forth with the rules
Yeah, I don't I just don't think they're clear enough at all to be honest
That's the fucking problem though dressing towards him you come to land
Am I gonna fly to Germany? Yeah, bro. They could probably fly you out bro after my tweet
I just made they're not flying shit out
They understand the community's frustration from that bro come on real stream
Bro, why did they not do a program properly this year?
I think they will
No, they were supposed to.
Can I say that?
People know, no?
No, that wasn't the official pride.
That wasn't.
That wasn't.
I was told that was the official one.
No, no, no.
God, it wasn't.
Because the official one is broadcasted in, like, everything.
There's no way.
Yeah, they said it was the official one.
Yeah.
But they said it just wasn't going to be a crowd.
And I'm like, why?
Yeah, I don't think that was the official one, bro.
What?
The teams weren't near the extract of last season.
That's why I said no.
about it this is spicy keep happening up in the sky I would do is there no
other better place to make it I would do yeah I was playing with Peter that
would have been a free win yeah right God
Peter you're not better than all the other guys he carried on bro you be
strong I'm the best CC bro you know why you said that and then mean you
probably won an idea oh my mom my mother's life you've never been me
Oh god
That's right
The last movie when we did was a box fights only a hundred gifted
Wait
I'm too crazy though. I'm fucking tough. Who are you equivalent to like I can try to like I would know
Consent creators and zone wars. Yeah, nobody. I'm the best. I'm fly for the best
No, no, no time to get on the check this at that room. That's not
Okay, oh Frank take Frank you could like matches me. You know Frank's it is I think so
Okay, oh my mother's life shall be you in a door. You're gonna have to go eat the kill leader now
I'll let her give you a three kill lead to ten
The thing is I would just play low ground I wouldn't do none of this building shit
As it matters, she's zero pain. She'll kill you.
Wanna play her after this?
I think I have to install the game.
Why do you have the game uninstalled? What's wrong with you?
It's a waste of gigabytes.
Let me see.
Alright, come on. Game six. Game six.
I saw it. Yeah. Hell yeah. After this. I'm going to
wrap it though. It's updating me. Maybe I do have it installed.
Dude, what do you think needs to happen for the Kings of Dark Dominion to fall?
Honestly, this is no way I'm going to be wrapping in cold.
The worst game today is in eighth place with five eliminations.
So it's going to be hard to top over a team like this.
You see why they conned? No, I know by looking at this.
Yo, what the fuck?
People don't understand that Fortnite is an AIM game, it's not a mechanic game.
Mmm, they said little more mechanics now too, bro.
Just me.
Just change, no God.
Nah, I'm telling you bro, it's a mechanic game too now.
It's... it's different, bro.
It's not the dinosaur ages where you were, like, good.
That wasn't the dinosaur ages, bro.
That was the golden ages.
Yeah, yeah, that part.
You'll never get to experience dropping catty corner, bro. I'm just getting that gold fucking shotgun that charges. Oh, is it caught again?
Oh my god
Kitty the kitty kid for you, right?
catty catty launcher
Not a lie the best season for calm
was low-key
Solo FNCS when the agency was in the game
That was the most fun
Yeah
and lays versus you and Fran. Who wouldn't win that time. It lays good. There's no way
Maybe we lose the match.
Nice get banned.
Oh my god, this dude Brady's alive.
No, this visual's dude, is he holding a fucking controller?
Is it a controller or not? What the fuck is he doing?
Visual force the back off, and I don't think he's gonna be able to get away, but she also feels a little out of there
Let's give him some time
Yo faxity chat just spam Pete dead
Be like no way Pete died so a fax get back gets back. He's just having a panic attack
You got to make it look realistic no way Pete died
No
Yo facts
Not in my chat you fucking idiots
Wait wow good
That reboot off maybe they get a pick somewhere pretty good because they know
Bro, he got watching them. Oh, it's delayed. It's delayed. It's delayed
First thing I see is my fucking chat monitor before my actual monitor. There's a fucking bums on God
Thank God. It was already on the fucking screen. God damn it. That's what's bad timing. No, I tried that's perfect timing
And of course, it's you bro. Visuals
on the cross is super quick
But it was a second place
Trust that one
Yeah, who would win a 2v2 me and ladies versus you and friend
me and friend
I'll play that for a hundred gifted. Yeah, I'll play that for a hundred gifted
You think you're gonna be able to just rinse me? I think I'm fucking stupid
That's pocket change for you though
Come on big homie.
I'll take my gambling deal, then I'll be pocket change.
Well, whatever, collection is done with grants too.
We can even 1v2 clicks.
Hold on, visuals and braids, second place, 311.
Dude, who want this grants to be closed bro?
We need code and rapid to fall over, but...
But I don't even want them to exist, fuck.
They're doing good.
You aim in 99 kill the even zone wars.
You think you'd beat me 100 times?
I'm not often to sit right on top of the wonky land.
Nah, 9 to 10 I could, yeah.
So the mountains, the splish here, yes.
Maybe.
Pre-on and dragon there.
I think you underestimate me, man.
Thanks, Mike.
I'll catch you in a short week.
You would just spam call me a loser, which I don't blame you.
I just play like a loser, bro.
Take the bait right there.
He beats you with a zero kill. Yeah, okay. Oh, you don't remember when I actually like destroyed you
No, okay, that wasn't even running the game a bit though like you're a gamer, bro
Yeah, obviously not, but I'm just way too ahead now movement talent aim everything
Fucking crazy as shit Ron play Thompson cheated on Megan the stallion
We're a good chunk of the teams.
Fossil bouncing in the first place as Bucky does go down.
Blake and Preston are able to get both of those
eliminations in for the very near set of points right there.
Buckle?
Keeping them in the conversation so far.
Again, there are still teams fighting for that top 13
to make it to the LAN.
Come on.
If you want to take a glance at what's the rush hold.
It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
Take that into the story here.
What does this even mean?
Obviously, who's in the championship race?
But remember, there's so much more in the line for this first major.
Yeah, right now it's at 158 points.
And that's been helped by Slepsian Wages.
How much is it for like first place usually, points-wise?
I'm just gonna show you how close it is.
Could blow them.
Normally it was like a lot.
But now it's like 60, 50 grade.
What?
Yeah, they lowered the price for as well. I'm saying how much like points
Oh
Depends around people play. I don't know last time we saw on an a it's always it's always different
Wait, it's 60 grand for first place
Yeah, I thought you were talking about the price for my bag. They lowered the fuck out of that
It used to be like 300 bayonets
Yeah, oh, wait, no, it's 50. I lied. It's 50k each. Oh, that's not bad
That's not good. You know what FNCS I actually liked watching but I didn't play the game
What's the one that Pete won? I know he won so many so don't get right just yet
the one where it's like
Like some of our clicks was right behind them. No, he was like so young like Pete was so young
He sounded like a nerd
I got to look it up.
It just seemed to be essentially kicking the car.
Was it a hit?
It was so old.
No, it's so old.
It was like years ago.
Not one year ago.
It was like minimum two years ago.
Yeah, yeah.
It was probably hitting Baila.
Hold on.
It was probably hitting Baila when they landed in middle map.
This season, Chad, what is this?
Three years ago, first place FNCS Grand Finals, 130 grand.
He was playing with Baila FN.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
That wasn't it.
Yo, oh god, he did. Yo, I feel bad.
Wait chat, is the rainbow tournament done or no?
Who's winning? They're coming out of left.
Are you ready for the dimension, by the way?
Yo, hello?
Yo, hello?
a little bit earlier. Yeah, dude. I swear to God, my
discord is actually it's what's hard. It's broken. That's fine.
Yo, so you ready for the diamond? No. Yeah. No, no. Yeah.
What? Uh, what do you want to go? We're going to go try this
month coming up. It's just the rumors are true. Doesn't
happen. Can't I have Germany. That's fine. I'll do it
right before Germany. The past couple years of I have
That shoots
I can tell them to come to us
Yeah, I think it'll be fun
You know, I mean, I've been wanting to go anyways, I think it'll be sick
You know, you can't leave by the way like once we go and you can't
Bro, I already watched so many
If you leave all my soul you leave they might execute me bro. You can't leave
I've watched enough videos motherfuckers scared me, bro. I see how to get down. It's definitely scary
I've been already prepping a bit
You know if you put your knees on the ground for a push-up that you're they're gonna say 20 more
And then you have to do 20 and then if you put your knees on the ground again, it's 20 more
So we have to just communicate that before we go and let them know I can't do a push-up
Yeah, I think of different strats can't do us like that
Well, they're just gonna tell you to run the hill then do you know you ever done hill sprint? That's fine. Yeah, that's fine
I'm right that uh, um, I did a marathon before from him
No breaks nothing straight up marathon boom
How many miles? Oh, I did see that I remember you yeah, was it you were late
I think it was you that went up to a grandma that was in a wheelchair said I love seeing shit like this
No, that was the older one
I
Never forget that that girl that clip was too place you guys riveting a car half the marathon
I completed it and then I it was I don't know
What the fuck you mean you completed it?
Bro, it was okay.
I swear to God, I've seen this in the house.
I swear to God, I've seen this in the house.
Chad, look at this girl.
Wait, oh my God!
I've seen this in the house.
Wait, Paul is dead!
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Yo.
Oh my fucking god, hold on.
Oh no.
them king of the they've already
Thousand damage almost Venus passion out seven kills
Realize the situation that they're in monster. Oh my gosh
It's going to be by your home nations and coming back the best part about that is Venom and queasy quite literally set that trend right?
They were the first villains we've ever had in the fortnight lore
Then I was at seven eliminations total right here
And again, it just makes you wonder they have been the most successful
I'm feeling a big Benno game here.
You're gonna get a big higher spot, there's nobody that's going to turn, look at people
and they're going to go out like in line, so I'm eager to see how he fits into that
form.
Get out of here fucking loser, you're fat as fuck.
The next portion of the game, Max Pull though, for Peterbott Poyle and a few others,
much better off though in this game than they have in previous games in terms
of that storm surge, almost 800 above the threshold, kind of doing something similar
I'm not sure. No variation of melting. Thank you. And if there is anything that I'm feeling.
I just gotta worry about this.
What is my bookmarks, girl?
Rapid are huge. You just need to get inside of the top 25.
Gotta give himself a little bit of cushion to work with here.
Now remember, visuals and breath is down as well in second place.
So first and second go down.
Creep control
Have an opportunity kind of
He
Used to be super dig my chap was super gay now. We just be chillin and be making jokes to be
you went
This is my father
outside of the zone to try to hope there's less and less people in this
damn this is when face had its rebrand above the damage threshold couple shots
are gonna connect there in that instant because he's just trying to return back
to some of these boxes maybe even break his way in to try to find
don't actually force him to move in that's we can figure the problem back
try to pull out those shock waves let's get a couple tags that while he's
added meanwhile muzzins fink's healing just outside the box Peter bottom boy
you they're looking yeah what the two years you're almost you're gonna make a
mistake and we can that wall with an edit that's all it's gonna take from the
break right in they say no screw it we're gonna want to break in our cells
meanwhile ritual takes down Blake impressed in the air the little side
angle and ages and rituals wait in three days this can be a team that we're
gonna have to be talking about you know that if they go for high ground if
They go for a win. Yeah, yeah
Ready lost out on me man, you know, I tried fighting for you today
Hold the solo!
Ah solo!
It's all gravy because it don't matter.
Y'all don't fucking beat solo clutch.
Come on man.
That's the big Pete, bro. Don't underestimate him.
He could do anything.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Say that shit louder. Let's go.
Let's do this shit. Come on Pete.
What would Pete do right now if he was playing with Reddy?
Wouldn't this...
Yeah, yeah. He always does it, bro.
Okay.
Does he click solo or not?
Yeah, I think it's a both alive. It's a fucking huge game, bro. Last game day one
Quick nose, bro, like he's not locked in right now, bro. I could tell he's not locked in that's not what it does
I said that all this shit. Oh, you know, that's what a real friend tells someone bro
So I do and I get you don't want to
Clicks man that a no dick ride the age is coming man. Like what are you gonna do when you're 25?
You're running out of time
Meanwhile peace down there on the low ground
Tilling
here you're gonna still continue to go around the outskirts bring your focus back
you miss that right back though why are you leaving right now this is insane i'm hot the
going back full back oh yeah i'm hot the game although they are so low play really well curds
on the heels of clits that is clicks a chance for him to clutch you see that good still or not
right now in terms of curve is really just out of build entirely zero left it's found out the
Come on bro show me something Cody Conrad show me something
Holy shit Pete Fora
No clicks! Get down!
Oh no, I have wrong holding a sign, mounting up and down
Neho
No
to pick him up and they secure an elan up to second place son
Is that real?
Bro quicks to stop being a pussy and just running with this shotgun. He's a good fighter. Why is he playing so scared?
He's got the fat curves
Or the fart curves stable or no, no, I'm the fucking fart
more so the site wait this guy's moving wait
no paper the big paper is alive wait oh gee Pete you're shortly gonna get this
Holy
Wait, it's p-dead drop of me if you know that oh, he's like he died
Holy movement holy movement
Mythic one pump away, but he goes down one week to situation can he win another player as a
dead
the biggest lobbies of our time son 97 points now he might have just didn't
know after this weekend is over to send himself to land that is the type of
performance we want to see here on the final stage they got to get out a long
prod retweet why did I just hear a fucking earthquake to Marlon or Lazy
Is he just like lose?
Let's get the fuck out of here!
Let's get out of here!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's-
Listen to the gas.
Oh my gosh!
QK, first off, can we just say-
Well, Gigi's the day one.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not ending chat, but tomorrow-
Actually, I might end.
I don't know yet.
But tomorrow, I have a CS land.
Clix is in seventh place, bro.
Oh my god, wait!
We're gonna toke fax!
Oh my god, wait.
wait oh no oh no wait oh no wait wait oh no oh no wait does me and lees win
against faxity and frantic?
to be dead ass
We don't have to worry about this bit player, but no vivid you do have to worry because it's fortnight
And if there's anything you can predict, it's the unpredictable so big shout out to QK and con
Yeah, QK just coming out from nowhere. We actually saw him pick up the elimination. Oh my god. We're really about to do this
For Pete I would say it's just placement. They're average a lens. I think I'm no
No chat.
No chat.
They're not breaking thirds.
I'm not going to lie.
Chat over or under. Like is it possible?
There's no way Franthix better than me.
Put it on God.
Put it on God.
I mean she plays every day.
Guys, I don't think you realize I'm still a fucking gamer, bro.
Deadass!
Yo, Laze, bruh.
Are you in faxities discord?
I subided you.
You're cooked?
watch
what it lays it what it's what we just put in my fucking
premises
up
you want a 2v2 mean friend? yeah bro can you drag this?
yeah y'all
there's no way I lose I refuse
Yeah, oh my god LeBron James
In the car let's go Lace. It's good. Yeah
Great core might do it again bro
Lace we lose still out of me I
I don't think we lose bro, no I'm laughing cuz I just, I don't see how we lose to Fax
in here dude.
Yo Fax you hear that bro?
Wow what are you saying?
You're saying it's dog shit dude.
Bro, when Lace played in here he used to beat your ass in his own words.
I'm literally just making it out of your head!
I caught him now bros, just to hack you around.
It's literally just straight from your head.
I'm not minding you, fuck it.
Suprena Carpenter?
She's in the game?
We're doing zone wars?
Yeah, yeah
Well, how do you even hell yeah, how do you even open up creative anymore?
Yeah, it's a little
Why did they make this shit so difficult to just like play the game? Are we using the iron shotgun?
Where where is the creative? What's up, brother? What'd you say? Are we using the iron shotgun?
Yeah, the new one. Um, what were you spaz it don't matter
I don't know. I don't know what you're up. I can't find it.
I, I, did I feel like I'm on, fuck yeah, I feel like I'm on whoo, dawg.
Wow.
I can get you in mine. I can kick someone.
I'm looking for your name right now, do you see me online?
Oh, I see it.
Throw it out.
Core's gonna leave.
Chad, this is a good soundtrack or no?
Yo tell Fred to join chat go to her shit
I'ma make a new lobby
She's still here bro
Remember when YY edge
Fred to beat up his mom
Dude he didn't threaten you
He actually did that shit
Here you can show you
Oh wait why did it actually leave?
So Fred put the exit jersey on yo
I swear to god she wants to be me
To play tokes?
She put on
You're not dead ass bro
Swear to God swear to God
Wait, she said no why wait? She's scared. She's dodging
No way no way Chad they're ducking stable Ronaldo
Oh, it's your three-sup. Thank you Ricardo, but I gotta come back to fortnight come you guys just get money. Thank you
She doesn't have a controller. She said dude what sign
So the day so that they were default to the day stable Ronaldo gets on for that all of a sudden motherfuckers are dodging
Say we're the full
I can't one be one real quick and smack you up if you want that's not a problem
Maxity shit your fat ass up, bro
You know, they clank it a fucking spoon against the bowl dude. What's all God? That's not me
Oh
Yeah, this got wrong
I could get Nina like the Nina with red hair
That's reddish
I'm talking about the
I don't know like
I don't know any of you. I'm too old for this. You to be one map. So we have to be one and then everyone's
out of my controller why am i lowkey why do i still got it
Can I copy Travis? Yes, the way I'm playing.
No.
Well, Fax, I don't think he really is. I'm still good.
Oh, wait.
He's out.
Oh, my God.
Oh.
Yeah.
I
Know
I just know that everyone's dodging me once I get on this game, bro. I'm noticing
Yeah, I got it.
What the hell?
Nina.
Nina better than Brandon?
Let the chat decide.
They're lucky both nice.
Not your chat would know.
God, they would.
Trust me, bro.
You know Twitch, bro.
They're like FBI.
They know everything.
They're saying how much?
They're free 99 and all.
Yeah, they're free 99s, but?
I'm not really like, I'm not like,
I don't really have it at all.
Yeah, you're walking from the wash.
Bro, now Frank can play because Nina's playing.
Yo, Frank, you know me.
Nah, Nina, we're still playing bro, don't worry.
I'm not gonna do like that.
Nah, we'll do everyone bro.
No, that's fine.
Nah, Nina, don't let her bully you, that ass.
Don't let her bully you.
Okay, wait. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay.
Now.
We need to win this.
Son, what is this?
Not a fanatic. Can you first
I
Shit what you got?
Now I would never try doing that I just want to play fair and square
Yeah, please do a 20-way run did you run it? What happened what happened? What happened? I want to see you
I
Know these snipers
One shot sniper should not be a game
Chad do I still got it
all right
they're all saying yes bro
it's actually a nice job
after this we can play some solo squads
what are you doing with that dude
bram
So that doesn't make any sense
No, bro, I'm moving right now
Dude, Apple's got a Joe Rogan
How do you get out of the fucking hardcore?
Just chill, just chill, bro
Just chill, bro, well I can chill
Yeah, I just came to play
Let's really do this shit friend of you here
Yeah, why were you trying to dodge like before?
Let him know friend friend, let me gonna fuck him up one high five
I want to play for the whole house
Let's play for the couch fucks
What's up, what's up?
Come on
I don't need a warm up
I do bro, you play this game every day, you fucking fat dumbass
I
Much I want to play for
No, no, he's not locked. He's not locked. No, I can't play them. I asked you to get them
Yeah, it's actually really good. Thanks. Are you not ladies? You got a run? Yes
I'm not invincible
me a second help me a second
no mama's way
yeah dude me help chill out
I don't really know what runs like that I'm gonna be honest
can't really tell
What did Skixay do to my tweet?
Skixay replied to my tweet.
Why am I getting one died?
Let me show you, ready? Look, imagine this is, I guess, grand or fucking fax, I don't even know what to say.
This is how I'm land.
You watch it or not?
Yeah, I know, trust me, I'm literally locked in the floor.
Nice?
Yep.
You like, five hundred mats?
Nice, he's cracked.
I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go.
He's 50 HP, he's 50 HP, he's got a thousand mats.
I'm stopping on purpose.
He's dropping, he's dropping, he knows, he's dropping, he's dropping.
It's an end game, not a fucking skill.
Literally, it's my AD health.
Wait, what?
That doesn't even make no sense.
Haven't.
One round doesn't define us.
You guys are saying my necks are bad?
But I'm a fucking champion, look at this shit.
This has been my first game in like months.
I'm fucking going to suck suck my dick yeah I get it I understand now we gotta
take you know I'm saying I'm not gonna say the plan here what's up yeah I'm
done what's up I'm well I just like you gonna do some e-dropping if I were to
say the plan so I'm just gonna save you
Oh bad.
Ron, you know those like 0-100s that you do against all the craters that literally don't have thumbs?
Wait, do you know about the challenge that you do where you say you're gonna lose weight every single year and then you end up fucking gaining weight?
You know that dealings or no?
You have nothing to fucking say, huh?
Steve, you're gonna think that fast.
I was on ironic check, I'm down weight.
What the fuck is a skyline developer?
I'll take your shirt off. I'll take my shirt off.
You take my shirt off right now.
I don't care. I don't have a six pack.
I'm gonna take it off.
Take it off.
Choccooter is not locked in. I can't play.
I'm dead ass.
No, I'm serious. I actually can't play.
Basically, got it.
Just chill. Chill. Chill.
Yo, I'm ready to play, bro.
It's your
Like you're not locked
I don't understand this like text like we just write it with them not locked you can play them before it even starts
I'm definitely locked. No, you're not
You're just like getting a like an excuse out before we even started
Coded right now
I'm not scared of nobody
I'm fucking gross. Are you warming up?
As long as I'm begging for me to take my shirt off now that I said I will if you did
Holy shit
There's a troll
Gangz take a joke
Oh my my my, oh I can't
I see the speckin on my wife
I'm hers in Arizona
Oh you're a W, bro
Yeah man
It's why my edge like good at the game right now
I think he gets like a hundred frames
He's not planning one
He's officially on the employed list
Yeah it's like, do you really think we're gonna smack the wall there though?
Do you actually think I'm gonna go smack all of them?
I think he's at more than that.
That's what they do.
Ready?
Yeah.
You ready?
Yeah, are you ready?
Yeah, don't argue.
If you argue with me, I'm backing out and I'm pretty good.
Obviously we're gonna win.
Alright. Oh, this is actually a good point.
Alright, Ron, you ready?
Nice
Nice, bro
I'm ready
I'm not I'm not worried that ass is not worried
Let's do this. How much you plan for a hundred thousand?
I'll put up a hundred thousand crypto though
I'm done. Yeah, so
You know why I said that come on now. You don't pay your taxes. Let's go on
I'm trolling. I'm trolling out come on. Final prediction bro. Let's do this.
What's up? We just play for egos or what? What do you want to play for bro?
I don't know. We could do some fun if you want 25 gift it or something.
Ladies are you going to try out? I'm going to try my hardest to win. Yeah, I want to win.
I got to go wherever on it. Central servers or what?
Whatever you want. We could do west, central, I don't care.
Whoa, no, no, no.
Shut up!
We can't.
We can't.
We're trying to get out!
We're trying to get out!
We're trying to get out!
We're trying to get out!
We're trying to get out!
We're trying to get out!
We're trying to get out!
Brandy, I think you still beat them on the dog.
Dude, I'm dodged shit on West.
You're good on Central.
You're used to it.
I'm fucking crazy on God.
Mecha.
Yeah, for God they aren't.
Laze is on Laze.
You're zero.
Yeah, they're zero.
Fuck that, we're not playing that shit.
3 West, it's okay. Central is a real competitive region, bro.
Exactly.
You know what, fuck it, I'm down to play, just so we don't hear crying.
Dude, we're gonna lose.
Dude, what's wrong with you?
I mean, I'm just auctioned on West.
I don't know anybody say that before.
Yo, I'm ready, bro. I'm locked. Let's do this.
Yo, we're playing Central by the competitive region of Central.
We're gonna play Central when there's three out of four West players.
Yo, are you gonna fucking are you dead ass? I'm not zero. I'm not zero on West
Yeah, you know what you know what? I'll let's get it
You see my shoes in the game
What are you wearing? Yeah, holy shit. Oh my gosh. Yeah, exactly
How do I put shoes on I got no J. I can't find this or Matt people
Wait, so why did you try to dodge me before we played
No one was dodging you I just have a broken controller. Oh excuses are here already. Yo facts, bro
You surely get yo facts. Yo facts, bro. Yo, bro. How much you want to play for?
I'll do anything. Oh god. Oh, bro. Come on. I'm me. Oh, yo ladies, how come for you?
Let's do it. No, I need to know how comfortable you are
Bro, if I put up money, bro, it's gonna come out of here. Yeah, quick
Oh, put up money, bro. You think I'm I want to win. I want to try
No, I don't know. I'm not gonna be trolling. I just see balloons TD tower defense in the fucking item shop. I
I think they probably have the edge, but I just think we can win. I just don't see it. I don't know
bro
I'm not getting quick my faxity dude. It's a fucking monkey in the item shop. How do I buy this?
It's a pet wait you can't buy the skin
Let's play you ready how wait is this fair though like you guys have the advantage here, so like
Yeah, but you guys play all day, so we have to hear
You know what people used to do back in the day for 40 things be fucking there boy.
It's pissing me off right now.
Yo facts we playing for what?
You name it.
Nothing crazy bro.
I'm not as deep as you dog.
I'll play for...
Lades, what are you picking?
Uhhhh...
No, no, I don't know how to...
I don't know how to jump to you!
I'll...
Walk for like...
What?
I don't know, bro.
I'll walk for like...
I don't know how much you're trying to walk for, like, I'll walk for like...
I don't know, 50-Lock for a hundred?
So it's 20-dip hit?
Like I'm trying, I want to win.
Alright, 20-dip hit, 20-dip hit.
We're red you guys
I'm gonna give you
Just move me bro. Listen enough. No, no, I just move us bro. They're good. They're good. I'm working up what down below the owner
Please bro, please
Okay, I'm gonna go low. I'm gonna go low. I'm gonna go low bro. I haven't 90 in like months
Wait, do I go left or right? Is it left or right? Left?
I don't, I don't know, I, bro.
Wait, they're saying red's better!
Sears got hood.
Okay, I'm super low. I've never even used a shotgun a day in my life.
These are 2v1ing? I'm chopping! I'm chopping! I repeat, I'm chopping!
Yeah, yeah, they're not-
I repeat, I'm chopping!
One can be dropping now, one can be dropping now.
One dropping, one knows!
23, Ben!
I'm smarter than you. I'm faster than you. Look down. Just be careful. Be careful. Just be careful. Just be careful. Just be careful. Just be careful. I need you to win that. I need you to win that. He's coming down to me.
Talk to me. Talk to me daddy. I'm alive. I'm alive.
Hit her 100. I'm one down.
I would be dead.
BANG! 200!
Hey, look up, look up, look up!
Stay alive! I need you to stay alive!
I will, I will! Look up, she's dead, she's dead!
BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
We do that!
Oh my fucking god, dog shit.
Come on.
Bro, I'm not good at building, but I have better aim, remember.
Yeah, no, I'm God's aim.
I don't know how to build though.
I don't know how to build.
same they knows one more stuck that's right that way that way you're not
watch out yeah no my shotgun didn't shoot now I saw it I saw it it's okay
that's okay my shotgun didn't shoot should I stop playing low ground
That's not a strategy to get off.
Uh, I really don't know.
You got this, Daddy?
Fine, fine, fine.
Okay, I'm gonna play up with you. I'm gonna play up with you.
Alright, bye bye.
Alright, mid right? Mid right, yeah, yeah.
Okay, so this is just 90 up, right, chat?
Yeah, but she knows like some fast 90s, bro, I think I have no I know faster 90s
77
Actually might be chopping back to my be chopping. No, he's nerding out. Go down go down go down
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, let's go your cringe, bro.
Like, are you scared of fighting?
Like, are you scared of fighting?
Hey, Rock.
Wait, why are you scared of fighting?
Wait, wait, wait, I'm crying.
Get off.
That one's not in Laze, dude.
You fucking chud.
Yeah, I tried to chop it, but I didn't.
He's got two visuals.
I think that double branching is fine.
Yeah, well, guess what?
I'm going to go back home.
100!
I'm alive!
Talk to me daddy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's right down here.
I'm good, I'm going to hide right now.
She's going to look down at you though.
Hit her 100!
Yeah, 200. Nice. Look up, look up. I'm just gonna start spraying her now. Look up, look up, look up.
She's dropping, she's dropping, she's dropping on you.
She's looking for a key. She's on your head.
SIT DOWN!
Nice, nice, nice.
Bax is an old man!
Good shit.
Come on dude!
This is fucking good. This is good.
Fucking great. Okay, so I messed up my 90 just a little bit
26 tell me if your person's dropping
No, I missed I'm sorry
Like low Kirk, I'm dead
I'm back on height
You good? Talk to me.
I'm trying daddy.
No I sold, I sold daddy, I'm sorry.
Can I kill? You got it. Come on, lock in.
Just do it, bro. I want to be two, you got to want me two.
This is important round.
That's all right.
Don't stop. Don't stop believing you have no builds.
You got to run at him. Just run at him full speed.
He's calling maths, he's actually weird.
Holy cringe calling maths?
One bit, one bit.
Oh, that's...
Oh yeah, just...
Fuck, dude!
But we're actually playing pretty good!
I know, I know.
Bro, I just don't know how to out crank on him.
Yeah, just, um, it's literally just protecting yourself.
And it's living, and it's just like this.
Oh, look, they're looking W, they're looking W,
they're not taking the spray.
That's crazy, cause I'm fucking stable or not.
I want them, I want them, I want them,
they did some whole shit.
Oh no, yeah, it's over for me.
Good one.
Who the fuck is 43 no, I just got grieved
Who the fuck is that
Just crank oh
Yeah, I'm fucking fast
I need some help right now fighting back that's all I needed to hear that's dead that's all
I needed to hear that dead ass all I needed to hear
I got your head, dude. Oh, yeah, we doubled this
I'm not even playing bad, but like, I 2v1 one of them?
Like, but you guys aren't that good, it's just, I don't know how to pull.
That's how we do it, dude.
Y'all can smack the fuck up, y'all want to double?
First of all, it's not smack the fuck up, dude.
First time it was a pull.
We'll double Mocsites.
We'll double Mocsites.
We'll double Mocsites.
We'll double Mocsites.
And then you guys pull out, and then you guys pull out, and then you guys pull
out.
box lights now first time what I was a little more box lights and then you guys pull out and you
guys fall from three to one spray off the ramp yeah that's pretty sad and it's
breaking you guys are cranking no I'm down to double boxer to essential
wait I probably have a little more talent in zone
I'm fucking sick of this thing
They're not better than me
Oh, god I am
I'm literally 2v1'd you guys. You're lucky I don't know how to fucking try it
I know I know you I know you were sick this time. Can you see me flip edits?
Probably like who the fuck it is. I didn't even notice because you're fat ass through all my builds
Like what do we play here? What do we play Realistics?
It's actually you guys. Do you think Realistics is better or not?
It's probably gonna be like pretty cancer under like
You think zone wars easier when I have no clue how to play the shit
Yeah, what do you want to do here bro box fights? I feel like we have a chance
I want to scale from one to five. How would you rate the following career?
I think it's just like you just
gotta I think you gotta it's just
you gotta be a gamer bro.
What are you even trying to say?
Talk to you. Not everybody can
keep up. You're really a hundred
years old. And I'm fucking
crazy as shit once you're a
gamer. You're not a gamer, bro.
What's up? You sold a fucking
couch, dude. I'm a salesman
whatever you want. Yeah I want to double or I want to just sign over to 20. No no no let's
double let's double let's play. Alright what's game mode? What do you want to do?
Realistic. Bro you tell me. Well bro because I said zone wars then you were like. Yeah but
bro the problem is the problem is I had too many kills in zone wars and you're better
than me that's a big issue. It's not killing me. Yo. I'm not hunting me. I'm playing
on me. Basically basically you sold Lace. No bro Lace you're supposed to be
Yeah, I know I do myself like I don't really
On a central because
Is central cool or you stop arguing with me we're doing West
You're about it's a finesse regardless for who
us just try to even get a better finesse
no facity you are bad
it's the reason why p plays with me all the time
cuz he fucking is forced to it's a content creator
i'm glad it's not
you can choose others
why does he play with me
it's a reason bro
you're a lost cause
fucking him
let's get it
noble come on friend like the fucking old guy
this will be 40 gifted
we're just racking up the fucking cash
40 I can't double this would be 10 this would be 20 each
No, no, no, he's finesse. Oh, oh
20 gifted that's 10 done. What the fuck are you doing? I guess the wall between these games
What the fuck are you doing back out? Come on? Let's go friend here. We're gonna go down a call. Let's go. Good luck
Yo, please lock in bro that ass I can't do so money, bro. I'm locked in. I literally was slamming them
That's right. I should never happen good shit, bro. You had more
You're fucking fighting fast
I actually can't afford to lose this I know neither can I
This fake crash
You good we didn't want to play yeah, this job yeah, this time
All right, I have her on me
Watch your middle wall 67 no troll. I have to hit the emo don't have it. I don't have it equipped
Watch your middle wall
22
Fucking his one
Hell no
I'm going to be up front and I'm playing under, I'm playing under.
I know, they are fucking better than me, I'm fucking under.
What are you dealing with?
Okay, I'll try to get them to clear your way.
Dead, piss on.
Alright.
Good shit.
Set the fuck down!
I don't know where he is. He's lurking. He's lurking. Watch your right. Watch your right somewhere.
He's full lurk somewhere.
Walk to me bro. Get up. Get up. Get up dude.
I mean, I'm chilling. I just...
67 again.
I was looking for a job, and I found a job.
Don't be Denver.
I'm trying to do some hosha underneath.
He's right here, he's underneath the other, I don't want your floor there, yeah.
I'm fucking going it!
I'm fucking, 600, 500 damp lilies, I need you to lock in dude.
Yeah, and I, you know, there was a robber I had 700 damage on, so where as you had 16, I didn't say where.
But I still fucking knew one.
You know yourself.
Bro, she's bad, bro. Please, we can win. She's actually terrible.
52!
Oh, she's not good at the game, she's one.
Yeah.
Why does this chat gotta be like...
Watch your right, watch your right, watch your right, watch your right, watch your right.
Okay, something immature for 5 second challenge.
of
the
top
of
I'm really low I do a sneaky move around the map or no yeah you should you should
How much how much is Pius yet? I did 300 I did 300 only her
Yeah, but
I
Just sold on the right
That's just quick dead one
I had to bro
But you know if them know I should have played back they like you got this you do this, bro
Take your time, dude
Take your time dad. Come on. We need this, bro. We're not here, we need this.
Max, max, man.
I'm not gonna lose the transit, right?
111.
Should've just let her break it.
You so literally said we needed a quick dead so we both agreed to jump it like what do you say?
How did you win the trade there
You good?
Yeah.
I'm sick.
Yeah, I need it.
You go there.
Yeah, here.
In your box.
57?
I'm dead, right?
I got a drop.
I got a drop.
Taxi's dead.
I need help.
I need help.
I'm really low.
One shot.
I'm near enough.
Where are you?
Where are you low?
Right there.
Please help me down here.
I need wheels.
It feels
You feel us please dropping
So we actually need to win this I did 200 damage to her so
She's just like
Oh, she's on the left.
She's on the left?
Yeah, she went up, though.
She's like their side, their left side somewhere.
Bomba-clot!
Actually, though.
She could be like looping or like we're left or a spot or something
She
I got one Bill, come here.
She's...
Please don't die, please don't die, please don't die, please don't die, please don't die.
I don't know where she's at bro.
I only just play on you?
Dude I don't know.
Like I don't know, I'm scared.
I don't know where she's at.
Stop running around though, you gotta be careful.
Bro I'm scared bro.
Say fucking Lola here bro.
Bro I'm scared where is she?
She's got to be in the corner
I'm going to I'm going to this fuck. I'm going to this fuck. I'm going to this fuck. I'm going to this fuck
Come on, bro. It's your bro. You shouldn't have lost one round right now. That's it. We're chilling. We're chillin
No, they're figuring out tracks though. I know
no I missed my shot against Baxi
I'm dropping watch your right yeah watch your right watch your right
I have to drop low I have to drop low
good job good job good job
100 140 on Bax my back my back
Baxi's hit 140
We're still out of fish.
Yeah, I'm dropping you fish.
I haven't done any damage on you.
Watch your back, watch your back.
What's the situation? You're a visioner.
Yup.
I just can't grab it.
Come on.
I'm stuck on that right now.
Where are you?
100, no way I'm stuck in the stairs.
It was a 50 low key, I lied.
Do you have an extra minyo or no?
Oh yeah.
Watch your back, watch your back!
Nice! Good job daddy! Wait for me.
Come on though, he's lurking outside.
Yeah
Oh my god, there's a more
Keep walking
There's 89
I'm low
Should I go lurk on him or now?
He's good
I can't get that mass
Bro, she's spectating me, she's cheesing bro
I can go low, I can go low
Oh, jeez, man
but where I don't know no I forgot that motherfuckers cheese this shit so cheesy
I think he's above.
Careful below.
No way that does that much damage from that fall!
Nice.
How the fuck did it just do that much damage?
Is this shock on that good shot?
We're good. We're good. Good kill, bro.
You're all walking right now. I'm gonna go for a quick pump up your guy.
Okay. Yeah.
I know you blocked it.
Are you 80?
100 on your back. 100 on your back.
I'm backing up terrible. I'm back up
I thought it a hundred
They're both pretty low.
Can you just stay alive?
I got to reload.
He's off.
Oh!
I'm low.
I'm low right now.
I'm low.
I'm trying to get an aim shot, you know what I'm talking about?
Fuck, mate.
Yeah, fucking little Max.
I know, it's trying to Max.
Bro, don't question work me, Chad.
I was going for a Max.
I thought he was going to run through.
Don't build to your left.
Don't build to your left.
I don't have a free pump.
Okay, I'm building just the wall in front of me then.
Hit him by it.
Hello?
I need help, I need help now.
I'm done, I'm done.
I'm done, I'm done.
Get off me.
Get down.
Come on.
Nice.
Give me fishy fishy.
I need to collect grease right now.
I don't know where his fish went.
What?
I don't know if I ate it.
Watch out though, she's lurking, this is like their time.
I'm rolling too.
Yeah, I'm out of here.
I'm coming right back to you. Let me Keck walk right to you.
Give another mini or no?
Yeah.
Keep looking at me, hold on.
She's running back.
Maybe hit her.
she's low ground so
reloading
33
dude this shotgun she's using
she must have a fucking like
hack a punch or something like that
like what the fuck is this
ladies I'm one shot
it's okay she went up
I can't even look because there's this watch in here.
Lookin' out here.
Just bottom there side.
We're faxing, just bombing everything.
No way, I just 44 to the head!
Oh my...
No! I just 44 to the fucking head!
Okay, Freddy with the 1v2.
Stop calming, bro. Stop calming. It's so boring.
Don't build him. Don't build him.
Fuck, I missed it.
I'm gonna rush the guy over there. Let's go. Come on.
Let's go. Let's go, baby.
I lost 100.
Bye, bye.
You just gotta come in with me!
I was there!
Fuckers. I tried.
I'm a sniper. We're snipers. Good shit, Freddy.
Why are you all calming in box fights after you died so cringe?
What do you mean?
You can even say what do you mean?
I'm just cringe like crazy.
I don't seem to learn here bro.
How was it?
I want to go get a hand.
In box fights?
Yeah, I think it's the best chance.
I understand how we're doing
You wanna go full?
Dude we should be winning bro. That'll be 80 subs each. No it's not where did she get this math from?
Yes it is. It is. She's not doing girl math, this is girl math.
Protect 20 gifted off the start, did we not? That's 10 gifted each?
Yeah that means it, yeah so no that's 20 gifted each.
20 gifted is 10 gifted each, man. No no it's not.
I don't know if you know how the math works.
I don't know if you think 20 gifted.
You haven't been around for a while, it's 20 gifted each.
I don't know.
I'm gonna stay, I'm gonna stay, I'm gonna stay.
Am I gonna, am I gonna get my game?
I don't know.
Fuck off.
No, what did they lost?
Ten each?
20.
They said 20, yes, I said.
Yes, 20.
Yeah, so they'll be each.
When it's pretty nice.
Did you know that?
I don't know.
I don't know.
No, no, no, no.
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
I'll get it, I'll get it.
I'll get it, I'll get it.
I didn't know, yeah.
I didn't know, bro.
What's up?
What's y'all wanna do?
What's said, man?
Yeah.
Oh
Hey, what's up, what y'all want to do? No, dude
Fuck your five gifts at 43 no
I'm sorry you guys bring it back to full anyone actually did actually swear I
Mean you guys just played it wrong to be honest
Play one of all facts where I got you through gifted brother worry
He's got it. He's got a gift to friend. Oh frantic. Do you got clarinah?
The fuck is that right?
To make like payments
your day bro I love you facts hey let's go bro thank you stable stand with it 20
I'll take it let's go make 20 baby call it's 40 it bro even if it is 20 bro
next time just specify now that I know okay that's fine I can't complain bro
20s 20 it is what it is it's more of a ego thing for me bro because you really
tried saying what's up like I did well no I I cruise you she carried the fuck
I'm gonna be honest with you. Yeah, actually, I hate you. I'm not even kidding. Yeah, are you guys serious?
serious
You guys said she can make friend of mouth to take away from her skill. I'm sorry, but you're no you played great
That's why did we not watch the same thing like I'm crazy. I
Was doing shit. I didn't even know I could do
Fucking Wallace, thank you for the 20 gifted brother. I'll run the run
You can't even fucking run in general shut up shut up dude. I fuck you on God
Oh God, I could probably spend faster than you on everything I love I will bet any amount of money that you can't
Okay, well next time I roll down. We'll do it. Okay. When we go to the dimension bra. I'll tell them that I'll tell them
That you're good at running. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah sprinting now not long-term. Yeah, you're gonna do hill sprints. That's perfect
But yeah, you need to realize bro. I grew up athletic like I was I didn't grow up like I don't know I explain it
I've lived in the gym when I was young basically I played basketball my whole entire life. That's enough for me
All right, man. I'll see you another day. All right, brother GGs, bro
He fucking G's said he grew up in the fucking gym
All right, Jeff
And a six-hour stream tomorrow. I have a CS LAN. I'm pretty sure I'm gonna IRL stream it
Should be good vibes
It's Sunday, and then I move on Monday, so
Holy shit appreciate the subs that I appreciate the dough knows appreciate anyone who followed been fucking nice man
It's been fun streaming. I'm excited to move
Yeah
Got a stressed couple days because we have to fucking move, but hey
Fuck it. I love you boys. Thank you for the stuff
Thank you for the doughnose make sure to send stuff to the PO box exclamation mark PO and then join the Twitter comm exclamation mark calm
And other than that, I will see you guys
soon I
Love you boys man. W in the chat man. W stable
love you boys
I'll see you guys soon bruh, the rest. I love you boys. I'll see you soon, okay?
Let me see the blue! Good boy, good boy. Love you guys. See you mom!
I need you and I want you to do what you really want
Reach on and I want you to do what you really want
Reach on, reach on, they got that with me
Fuck this bitch, bitch
I got my thing locked with me
And you turn it in, bitch
Fuck this bitch, bitch
There's a star that's reached my own way
They can't get me, they can't get me
Yeah, that's how I got my shoes
There's people who wanna fuck with me